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Obama has them attached to his name now in a way. I bet he is just trying to get in better with the company because he needs to keep his enemies close. Why else do people think he is picking these types to be in the cabinet? Keep your friends close, keep your enemies closer. Obama isn't trying to do everyone wrong. He's all about the little guy. ( ) ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ( ) I see what you did there ** ** ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ...kite? This video is 4 years old. What is it doing on my front page?! Billie Jean... Same thing here Which could have easily been summarized as I take it then that this is also the *first* Supergirl Gallery ever made "Ah, thank..." (missed majuscule). Naïve. Über-nerdy. "I admin that..." (no comma), "comes through" ("to provide" is implici... aw fuck. I just got pedant-bated, didn't I? I know what you mean. I was all like "w00t, no anal?! This is hardly porn!". I love you, man. Seriously. I love you. First I was like <.< but then I was like look_of_disapproval: user for 11days, 2k+ comment karma, comments consist of You think he would listen if we made a facebook group arguing against the site design? Who knows? Maybe he can fuel it with prayer alone. Bro. Bro! Bro... ...or BOTH?! That was very nice until I noticed that they had photoshopped the pink bits away I'm starting all my conversations with Don't you know there is an implicit copyright on using this? does this guy have a BIG dick or is it just the camera angle? I havent had a coffee up until I read your comment and now my addiction re-manifests itself. Much obliged... spamming bastard. ** ** * * *** *** Nice try, Rossum corporation. ###** ** ` ` Should have just been brains, and nothing else. Where do these people get their data?! This comment page, in total, is *not* a good indication of what we've become as a community She's got the > Staring eyes > Staring eyes, look of disapproval I don't think I have any clothes on. I was showing off for some girls while we waited to talk to the shop teacher in wood class. I was *juggling* a very big chisel. I was in metal shop, when a hot girl came over to ask me for help. (I had just finished welding on this table) Like Mr.Cooljoe, I took off my gloves and leaned back on the table putting my hand on it. But then the joke wouldn't be funny. Everyone on that reddit is just looking to fap. ┌( )┘ They really claimed they were going to have a permanent majority? Oh, I see it was Karl Rove. let's not have a sense of humor about anything ever At first I was ** ** *** *** ............... .................... ................ I was thinking that too many wtf entries have just as their title, but this was actually fitting for this entry. Tell me about 50%? Really? Where in the world did you get that source? Fox News? No, but she frequently Uh, misread the title as "When Porn Goes Bad". Was expecting better pics U+0CA0 is the code, I have no idea how you would enter it on the legacy OS but on gtk you can do it by holding shift and alt and pressing U,0,C,A,0 in succession ( ). like this: ┌∩┐( )┌∩┐ That's what it looks like to me, and when I asked for a picture of what it is supposed to look like, I just got which was of no use to me. ### ... ... If only he had a keep it long option, huh? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D :D :D :) :) :D :D :) * Cool song about weed, but I'm not sure it's really by Phish. Still a good message with a catchy tune though. *sorry man too stoned* Database error P P ┌( )┘ ┌( )┘┌(ಠಠ)┘ ┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘┌(ಠಠ)┘┌( )┘ And now I'm the guy. sounds like SOMEONE wants to get arrested! > I have an uneasy feeling about this. While the article explains that the increase to level 6 is more in response to how the virus is spreading, rather than the severity of its effects, why take a step that is going knowingly going to encourage panic in some groups? I understand the scaling system and appreciate that it is to direct preparedness, not emotions, but on a purely intuitive level it seems like the maximum alert would be reserved for more lethal diseases than this. Perhaps I underestimate the risk of mutation? I was starting to relax about this. ┌( )┘┌(ಠಠ)┘ ┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘┌(ಠಠ)┘ ┌( )┘ >** ** `(/r/disapproval/)` fapfap-fap-- -fapfapfap Punchline in title I thought this was so awesome then you posted that factual shit Yep. There's a time for reasoned discourse, and a time for . the other one looks like that meme Oh, it's absolutely incredible. PhD != smart. I had one professor come up to the service desk with her laptop, violently banging her USB mouse on the counter, claiming that it was broken and we needed to give her a new one. It was plugged into the Ethernet port Look of Disapproval seems to have disappeared so I'm going to go ahead and I recently spent some time in Hong Kong (i'm from the US) and was really surprised at some of what i saw. Two biggest things: People cutting in line like crazy and men STARING at women's chests intensely in public. Almost got into fights on both counts. The staring thing really got to me though, i was with a rather "chesty" friend of mine (by HK standards) and i would literally have to put myself in between her and random creeps and give them the so they'd stop HAHAHA.... hiphop + screamo = Tried all three- none of the designer apps understand the characters. Putting a block image is kind of destined to fail. "payment fast, quick, and easy... like my EX girlfriend " "random quote from the page we've all just read " It still hasn't been greenlit, so HBO might decide to pass on it. They're supposed to start filming the pilot in the fall, so the decision will probably be made soon after that. Either way, it'll probably be before the next book is out. Boss: ( ) ( ) You talking to me? Hahaha his shorts saying raging longhorn which is funny 'cause it's not true! The minimalist, yet accurate title contains several essential elements of a successful submission: , cat, and [pic]. THANK YOU. Fucking finally. I'm not religious at all, but sometimes I'd rather go to church than listen to an hardcore athiest rant nonstop about how religion is "the most elaborate lie in human history. and did you know more people kill over god that anything else? and did you know if you use this math right here, god sucks." I'm all for people believing what they want, but sometimes athiests make me more uncomfortable than Christians. Which is annoying. EDIT: Please, have fun downvoting. My opinion stills stands. Atheists, just because you don't believe in the magical wizard in the sky doesn't mean you have to be a crazy dick to anyone who does. And Christians, just because you DO believe in a magical wizard in the sky, doesn't mean you have to be a crazy dick to anyone who doesn't. Dammit. sheesh, chill out.... FAP!.... fap We're doin' business here. Don't lie to me. I know that you're just saying that so you can get my computer to light on fire. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ NO, NO, NO don't try to replace the all mighty... >  It's more like this: I did mean , just dont know the keys. Jeez, I didnt figure reddit to be such haters You totally stole my link from down the page. Uh huh. Like it's really gonna matter whether they charge for it or not. You telling me nonstop gamers like you who have nothing better to do than whine because they'd rather use their weekly allowance to buy twinkies and soda are REALLY gonna stop playing Valve's games just because they want to profit from their skills at gamemaking? Yea right... and quitting smoking is EASY BREEZY. He didn't have any meth lab contraption, cycince. That's the point!!! title is missing the word "AFFORDABLE". ** ** How the hell do you have positive comment karma? There aren't. Seriously? Are you guys starting with this again? That's when I stare at them waiting for them to finish what was so damn important, with a look of sarcastic anticipation. Or this, . Game. Set. Wait, you would rather use reddit than kill puppies with a hot girl? Someone just bought a high-speed camera... I was hoping you were going to photoshop onto a bird. Setinfo name <YOURNAMEHERE>[ ] All glory to the Hypno... Oh no, not another meme, I hate it so m .... is that...45 minutes of feathers? or 45 minutes of lead.. omg, could that be himself? GREAT! Now mine do too. monkey ontheroadsal rhymes with . I'll have to try this when I visit MT this Winter. Despite the fact that it's brewed in Missoula. Yeah, man! he was all like " " and, and... well, actually, that was it. Not very satisfying, is it, now that you talk about it in real life? Hmm, maybe there's more to life than Reddit. Wanna go water skiing? This thread doesn't have enough looks of disapproval > © Dude all of those little rituals are to teach discipline and respect for authority. That's a private school more likely than not and his dad has to cough up money for it so he can get a better education in an environment that is not full of gangbangers and sluts so he can have a chance at getting a decent job and do better in college more likely than not. If he would just step back from what he *feels* like doing and start doing what he *should* be doing, young Jedi will find his powers will increase instead of feeling the sharp sting of correction and the look of disapproval. I disapproved at this. was that a video of the screen of the woman's camera playing the footage? 71349315, then turn it around Why did you have to remind me? I was having lunch I think so, and I agree with your sentiment. Hardy-har-har... > Dude, I am a guy. must be american Facebook only lets you upvote. If you want to downvote, the best you can do is post " " * * You went on digg * she looks so inviting, walking down the surf, treading the water, swimming by hersel- I presume we still can have UTF- Dude... Look out! Behind you! The runs! > *sigh* xxx xxx NOT SUITABLE FOR BRAIN!! asshole. 3) 1) Bacon 2) Narwhal 3) 4) orange envelope Russian is a race? I thought it was a nationality. BUT I'M A MAN... ...my bottom lip quivers from the adorableness.......but...i must fight it....these lolcats...MUST...*BE*...**STOPPED** ** ** If my wife started screaming fail fail fail at me id punch her in the mouth, light my pipe, and point at the kitchen, scowling... . I had to down-vote you twice! I had to down-vote you twice! Upvoted for * STOP LOOKING AROUND!* HMM... yes Why would people down vote this? I blame the digg users. Cool - so how would you actually pronounce " ** ** "? I am present. . I think, yeah, I'm starting to feel judgmental, not that it's any of my business... but GODDAMN, Guy 2 is putting his name on the birth certificate? For reals? I wonder if Reddit will scoop up . 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Do you pay any money to reddit? Do you contribute much to discussions? I looked through a few of your comments and saw some pretty unfunny jokes I must say. I also saw you posted ' ' as one of your comments about 2 weeks ago. Is that raising the overall standard of reddit comments? it's called a look of disapproval - Really. Ok that confused me for a second, I thought it was dynamically pulling my username. ***Please make a shirt that has a bunch of memes, plus the alien.*** e.g. Xhibit, bacon, goat, bear, Ahmadinejad, Narwhal, , etc. You're absolutely right, they went from being 2.5x more expensive than similarly equipped PCs to being 2x more expensive. Bravo... I can guarantee you from personal experience that it has been on 4chan for many years. I went on 4chan regularly in high school, which was 4+ years ago, and I remember from back then. Indeed. I was thinking how to respond. wasn't quite right. What's a 'what are you smoking?' face? * at first i was like Seriously. I'm so glad there's a place we can come and not have to deal with that "There's no women on the internet " bullcrap. You should put on the back. First I was like Reddit -> The Economist -> NYT -> Gmail -> Facebook I want to read, not listen But your natural instinct disagrees non-bolded version: Ubuntu: Let me guess: he's shaking his head and adjusting his glasses and giving you the or any of the spidermans for that matter.**okay i'm getting from my bf now I'm hesitant to comment on anyone's submission out of neutrality, but I both laughed and 'd at that first link. The second earned you an upvote. Thanks for the upvote, and I'm glad you got a laugh or two in. Hope you keep me in mind for the spot. Btw, what does mean exactly? I almost want to un-adblock the image so I can see if this works... This is worded funny, I come here slightly confused.... Where is the Look of disapproval? I think it was an inside-job [ ] Why did you choose to be green? Yay, congrats Mr. Superhero. Me and my friends, the herrings and the sardines, are much obliged. Stop Down-modding me! Actually the age of consent laws were changed last year and it was raised to 16. 14-16 is legal, but only if you are less than 5 years older, so I hope her birthday is earlier in the year than yours. So wait, you have to degrease them and then lube them up? So close. You almost had my upvote, but there was no . Yeah I know... The kind that makes me do this: I am totally freaking out there Viral marketing ** ** I propose we ban all these stat padders Sounds like DEA lies to me [reddit]----( )---> that cat is like How dare you lump in Ace of Base with those dregs Well, just so you know, I wasn't intending to make fun of Reddit's servers... or ummm.. browsers, I guess. or whatever it is you have going on there. Hey, thats my line! You're welcome! If you want to really say thank you, buy me a reddit bacon soap! No. We're not tired of it at all. > At least we can give the aliens something interesting to read. Our legacy should be a sprawling record of our human culture and scientific knowledge; burned on gold CDs, buried in a bunker deep beneath the desert under a symbol visible from space: was she all like: Wife: Guess you don't like it, heh The host was like ( ) You get the torches & I'll sharpen the pitch forks. We'll get you evil atheists!!!! Very misleading thumbnail. Bitching about downvotes? >People farming. Raising them like animals to be sacrificed. Wow. The correct response would be "</friendly scalding> ** **" Unless they attribute the quote to him like they should have. Whatever. I know that was just your silent nod to /r/marijuana. You damn dirty cannibal. Go back to Papua New Guinea. All I ever see of the Look Of Disapproval is boxes for eyes. . >Thus, your post was NOT ironic, due to the fact that I never CLAIMED to be a grammar Nazi, just a vocabulary Nazi. Why are you on reddit!? Log off and go be with your family. You: The Narwhal bacons at midnight The aliens and the government are in cahoots together. A normal human would know that.... first i downvoted, then i lol'd, then i upvoted, and then i was all like Obligatory: Mine! Many filesystems already support unicode characters. That means you can have a .txt file on your hard-drive. No, it was: You: I like the of the woman in the back at the camera. I prefer But expresses disapproval. o.O expresses astonishment. Absolutely different things. I always thought ಠ___ಠ expressed a . -you called? -ugh..BRRAAIIINNNSSS - Look somebody stole | great. now reddit has crabs. - You know I have feelings... (> )> - wanna hug? -not when you live in -I'm watching you -can't it be both? -pew pew pew pew -It's cold in here..ok? - they`re training for the Jamaican bobsled team -don't make fun of my robotic hands Don't you be eying my assets that way. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ -or send them payment in spider pictures ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ -I'm no arachnologist but I've heard seven . ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ -I don't necessarily feel better, but I'll dance anyway. Fool you once, shame on me. Fool you twice, shame on you. Edit your reddit comment 3 times...well... Texting mid bj, yo she just high fived me. Keeper? - right So *you're* the guy who wore a plate drawn with on it staring at people. Mahatma Gandhi. Seriously, none of you thought of him? ...** ** NOT WHAT I VOTED FOR! - or another way of posting this headline, "1,000 more This is not how it is done at the water utility that I work at. Yes, fluoride is treated with care and you need to use hazmat suits if it is exposed to the air, but this is how you need to treat fluoride anyway, because it is extremely corrosive in large quantities. Nobody just dumps shit in water either, it is regulated by the Clean Water Drinking Act and the EPA. The maximum amount of fluoride in a drinking water system is 4 ppm, but ideally less than 2 ppm. Most utilities use 1 ppm as a standard. The fluoride is injected via a special extremely low flow and accurate pump, and we have meters installed to monitor the fluoride going into the system constantly. We put just as much fluoride in the water as chlorine, another chemical which is extremely poisonous and requires hazmat suits, but is essential for keeping drinking water clean. If for whatever reason you think that fluoride is hurting you, just shut off your water supply and dig yourself a well (because that will certainly be better than public drinking water ) or install a distillation / deionization system. Feel free to waste your money, this is America, land of freedom. - ey chicka, you got some 'splainin to do Yeah, a real doomsday arguement. ( ) -ruining L_O_D? I think it was ruined the moment The name Yoshizaki has somehow been burned into my brain back then, staring at one of those decompressors. Maybe because it reminded me how much I wanted a SNES. -lots of trips to McDonalds -You should post his name phone number -Are you trying to set up a reddit drug google = He is so throwing a face I bought mine 2 years ago. On the first day of use, Xbox scratched my cod4,gow, and nba 2k8 cds. Returned it to Microsoft, and they sent me another Xbox. I play it smoothly for 2 months and then BAM!! I get the 3 red ring of Death. I return it, and I get another xbox. I play for a month, and all the sudden the 360 dvd drive won't run the cds anymore :(. I call Microsoft and they tell me my warranty expired. I open the xbox and broke it by accident :(. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ -I still say this is the start of a drug -The loud angry squeaky wheel gets the grease you dont play tf2 do you -These people are scum bags anyway Ha ha ha, and then he raped her. -thats the point of this one. To make it so I always imagine this as the ambulance driver standing with his hand out, looking all while Tim Roth from Reservoir Dogs is bleeding all over the place screaming "I'M FUCKIN' DYING HERE". You can have sex with ? Pics or its not true. -your just making this worse..*sigh* agreed , ive up-voted you, and everyone else back to 1 point. Looks like to submitter is the author Except you're a redditor in good standing yourself, and you upmod almost every single one of your posts. All the cool hackers code their shit in . Donkeys… ? Oh, can you pass along a double ಠ_ಠ . to anyone in your profession that regurgitates press releases without asking any questions or doing independent investigation. -hijack her computer and stream her live sex shows for free Frenulum of prepuce of penis [edit page to add bacon link] > Bacon [remove vandalism] That wasn't a joke. -I am -nobody likes a quitter You know, when I first started reading reddit, I used to see "fake" posts all the time for photoshopped pictures and the like. It would always issue many replies saying to stop saying fake, and usually ridiculed the person for saying it. Nowadays, I rarely, if ever, see a "fake" comment. I guess the community has learned, and we moved onto this: " " is hardly slang. I just think dictionaries should be for words. In other words: ** ** . Fidel. Hang on though. R=L and L=R? take the comma out of the url v v ? In Kannada- a regional Indian language we call it No I want my bacon lemme tell you somethin. Bacon, is good for me. < > This man is strangely familiar with the digg tools... I'm suspicious On reddit: Woman in the red bikini in the background of the last one giving the good ole' -its ok I still hate myself... -sweet! Dibs on being Batman! At first I was like: ( ) -love me -I love you too -agreed . I click. Fuck you. karma = upvotes - ((bacon * narwhal) / ) So very true. The Map editor for FarCry 2 was indeed a thing of beauty, however not being able easily share and play those maps online, and the multiplayer component being such a wreak being ported directly over from the console version to the PC world, despite untoward amounts of bugs one had to surmount just to get into a multiplayer game of any sort. I put it down for those same reasons and haven't gone back: ..yes . he said guitar solo I've checked it three times this hour. This is my friend reddit. HE'S GAY. . = = . > < Did you hear this on Fox News? Oh well then of course [S] must have a point because surely wanting good health care for all and encouraging our children to value education *must* be equivalent and and the hysterical fringe are certainly prescient in their concerns. Oh what, so men can't be computer illiterate? You sexist pig. I shall wear a reddit shirt there one day and give you the look. i.e. ┌( )┘ ┌( )┘ ┌( )┘ ┌( )┘ ┌( )┘ ┌( )┘ ┌( )┘ ┌( )┘ ┌( )┘ ┌( )┘ So, can we use already? . My room mate listened the hell out of Coheed and Cambria, and I hated them for so long, I even gave Claudio the face when we saw him at ComicCon... now I can't get enough of them! Ahem. What if he says it to you while giving you a look of disapproval? Well that settles it then, god must exist and we should all follow his word... This is starting to be some bullshit right here. you got the number wrong, yo Let's see you get denied with "WTF? No I don't *reddit*. Uh... no, thanks. I was just checking my facebook. " and then i came Why are you putting a space before the comma? It's tedious. ಠ_ಠ Sure, natural selection is free. Again, his spouse with in the hidden frame. Love it. Smbc grows on me... IS TUESDAY THE LAST LETTER OF THE SOCK DRAWER? I'M AN ANTEATER MOTHERFUCKER! YO DAWG ! ### That's my girlfriend. We also have lots of COBOL on mainframe, which only allows for 8-char program names. And unbelievably, they only use 4 of those chars. All their programs have 4-char names. ** ** I think he meant ###** ** . Karma, look of disapproval ( ), grammar nazi, AMA bananafofana... Yes, because everyone is a native English speaker. ** ** Amen. For the first time in a while, it's raining in New Mexico, and saw a number of assholes driving gray cars who kept their lights off and felt the need to honk at everyone who almost hit these invisible fiends. Quicktime events for boss fights‽ Says the gal who bothered to register on digg in *2009*. Yeah, the problem with is that it's too fixed & inflexible. A character can evolve, and a catch-phrase can be altered to fit new situations, but an emoticon is suprisingly stuck to its intended and most obvious meaning. Except for that goddam laughing scene And you got fired over that? Supervisors these day....... me. (this) We write messages in a log book for the following shifts, so they are aware of what is going on and/or needs to be done. I'd written two things for the day shift one was obscure and one was straight to the point regarding supplies. When asked if the first item had been accomplished I was told I was too obscure. Knowing that it was obscure and knowing that this person was an ass-hat and probably didn't look at the log, I had another question. Were the supplies gotten? The employee said they didn't see that and the boss was standing right there as well. The boss looked at me and gave me the ** ** regarding the response given to me. FUCK OFF YOU DOWN VOTING SCUM! : *scorn* ? Thanks! You fail. Its NSFW or SFW. So, a fat narwhal is eating some bacon. Hitler comes in and gives him the . WTF?! 340 views and 1100 votes ? I see what you did there, but I don't like it. This is fucking right on. -fuck you hilter I got a Dutch Rudder from a chick once. Not my favorite, but I figured something was better than nothing. I just watched it and it sounds like he was deliberately exaggerating our accent for them Dude, where the fuck in Texas do you live that people don't talk like that? All my friends in school dressed like Larry the Cable Guy, sounded like him too. But I guess your one of them High Falootin' City Boys from Ft Worth, you wouldn't know nuttin bout dat wouldja? No, Paul is a silly people name for a cat. [] before () except after ** ** The question asked about 100 years ago... that's 1910! Not 1941! I know we've all been overdosed with WW2 and Holocaust documentaries but for crying out loud. WWI is the splinter point here, not WWII. As a high school history teacher I am quite yeah, i was telling my gf about reddit's narwhal (fuck yeah!) obsession, and she said "oh, [mutual friend] has eaten some". and i was like . i dont remember him asking for details. ** ** I'm glad someone else noticed that. reddit is a relatively kind community, I'm puzzled as to what motive someone would have to plant an exploit. The logical deductions boil down to corporate sabotage and the anarchy subreddit Kids these days! When someone does that, I do this What a n b * * Hey there. I just d-loaded the Kedage font, let fontbook open it, installed it and reloaded thw page and I now have . Using Firefox btw. Thanks! ** ** Why do you love them? Damn that cat is fuckin creepy. . No first I remember that was when moot changed /b/ random so it was TACOS Your syntax is obviously missing . ... Yes, it's a glaring omission, but that language is older than widespread use of .. Maybe I could sneak it into the serious language as an easter egg. I've actually met a couple people through missed connections. You just have to make prolonged eye contact on the muni. I've got a headache too - someone decided that petrol goes in the oil hole on the lawn tractor I read this as Mooninite...and was like because it started with the word "why" Happened to me at both Shell and Exxon years ago, so sadly it looks like a standard procedure now.. I see / 7 Ok, then don't do it until that million people magically appears. or if you like games it's worth checking out... / 7 Pun? DotheDew juxtaposed oral and anal in his description continuance, and you blurt, "I hate crappy head". Or maybe reddit has warped my mind. Yes it its. Accept no imitations I bent the pins in my ethernet socket that way and now have to use a plug in card. >narwhal bacon At first I was like: Son you dissapoint Graphics whore [spoiler](/s" ") ** ** Don't browse Reddit at work ^ ^ More outsourced blog spam. There is also never a sizeable female population in any CS/ECE courses. A large portion of the time, the girls are either weird or otherwise taken. I tried to hit on a girl in one of my grad networks courses, and it turns out that her husband was sitting in the seat right next to her Ahem. No, he only does this: Most inappropriate family group photo ever... ** ** < > Oh, we get it all right. EVERYONE KNOWS HITLER LOVED TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS TOO, I'm keeping an eye on you... ***W*** ***sh.*** ಠ_ಠ Number 7 is clearly not asleep. I'm not clicking. And this is a case where I wish Reddit didn't have that automatic thumbnail thing on the side. Damn, that Youtube comment really sucked. At first I was all "so what?" but then I scowled i said tomato. Hey, this is SERIOUS BUSINESS here. ** ** 8==== . The moralist in me is all but the prankster in me approves. I usually downvote people jumping on the LoD bandwagon but in this case is *exactly* how I feel. I just try to not let people bother me. Why give them that power over you? When they try to insult me i just give them the ole like they're an idiot. Pregnant men? We're gonna be some crispy critters if one of those ever are pointed towards us I wasn't all ಠ_ಠ about the spelling/grammar, I was all ಠ_ಠ about him stating that most people on Reddit are skeptics about 9/11 (True or false, works for both) And AOL instead of Adium. That wasn't YMCA at all. I want that shirt, but at $15 shipping ┌( )┘ ... Meatwad dancing?? This image was taken in a Taco Bell in Indiana. Unless you're Hitler, who apparently had a thing for it. Shit->Shower->Reddit Only there are no epic mounts, just guys posting replies with in them > Thanks. That clarifies everything... ** ** 8=========D Before you know it you stash your kid in a garage and let the media think there's a balloon with a kid floating over Colorado. Just so you can be on Reddit ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ My take on this list was: 1984 ok obvious choice... Catcher in the Rye and Lord of the flies... obligitory.. yes yes, I agree with these choices... ok somewhat decent list... 2005 its............. **TWILIGHT** ** ** you've got to give em a good one of these ALL YOUR BACON NARWHALS BELONG TO CHUCK NORRIS that's a pic of Gov Jindal... ya, that's basically it... Cmon, I was clearly joking about it being fake Yep. That's why it needs some testing, as some other internet users already came across it would have been better if the top link was actually the _good_ link to the list Her neighbors must be What about ladies folder? mother fucker. I think probably, that is an approved use of But The Terminator is a machine in every movie so I don't get it...? Ah! I'm conflicted on this one. bestof to share the joy or just pretend I did not see it to avoid + :( You forgot to include " " HEAVY SAYS This conversation is fucking weird... The fits him well. He's like Him: Him: Her: afraid of the competition? When I saw them live, they got to that part: "did Steve tell you that..." and about 600 people went " Steve." I still have some posts up with similar information though ** ** This is the first and last time I use this: First of all it's not the state. It's private insurance. Second of all "In Soviet Russia" goes first Why not Java? Eluded? -I still love you. Being mocked about having a clean country filled with overly polite people a LOD does not induce. ** ** That's another problem with Deamworks' 'tude face. It's the wrong face. The raised eyebrow with a grin looks more unsure than smug. That's what I had assumed it was before redditors started calling it 'tude face. Of course, I had the opposite reaction to reddit naming the look of disapproval. Maybe I read facial expressions wrong. Jackson the entire time: At first I was like but then I lol'd. **Do not repeat puns. ** You're actually not allowed to bring a camera onto the Augusta National golf course unless you are press. Yeah, I do that a lot, but sometimes I forget, and that's when it seems to happen . I thought the virus was OSX. Terrorists attack World Trade Center! >**puns. ** Terre Haute? < > www. .com I have to say, that is rather sick This IAMA has been hijacked. Reddit, @( )@ q p I see your ╚( )=┐ ### Does anyone have the link for the cat? Of course i'll get downvoted for using something associated with a meme. But nothing else adequately represents my 'ness I like! Very much! I doubt she'd get it though ╚( )=┐ ( ) You should always end a blind person with the deagle... That would imply that reddit users have partners. I call .com U understand dumb discussions! Like really, looking right back at skbharman. I like the from the guy in the background. holy shit, i just had a flashback! Allow me to field this one. Urza Planeswalker does not approve. !!! !!! My mistake is...glaring at me. I don't know about you, but I think there is a fine line between "not worrying about getting dirty" and "willingly picking up shit with my bare hands". Personally being in the shower does NOT make the latter acceptable. Your post made me realize that the use of " " has tapered off dramatically. I'd have expected to see it much more in this comment thread. That is a Guy, in the Photo! she's really not a hermaphrodite... she just said that to get more attention, and cause she's got balls bigger than most guys. Does that mean someone can register .com ? Lol - He doesn't seem very happy about it though.... I hope I'm not too late for this Q&A. But how long have you been on Reddit? Also, how do you see or read the "look of disapproval"? Do you know what I am talking about - Im so sorry for you Oh, dear. I didn't want to have to do this, but here goes: President-Elect Obama, indeed... pedocurious? Is that a pun? I also ride a BMW. I wave to everyone. I get snubbed more often by sport bike riders than by cruisers. Doesn't bother me though, if I was wearing basketball shorts, a sleeveless shirt, and crocs I wouldn't want to take my hand off of the bars either. At first I was like EPIC LOL'D and then I was like ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Someone should cut him and the cane out, and post him on other pics like that squirrel. He could be a visual disapproving look. As a former library worker I must express my disapproval. Zelda only posses the phantoms. Unfortunately, they're all this: Im a muslim redditor Watch it, that's *the* Hammer Smashed Face you're talking about there, buddy! "Oh hey everybody, look at me, I'm dancin', oh-oh-yeah HA HAAAAAA". your supporting evidence " " is irreffutable. ** ** I came here in hopes to post something similar, or find someone who had already posted something intelligible enough instead of a meme, or snarky comment. Ah what the hell though, . well first off you have to wait until someone does something totally retarded, like the time my kitchen manager dropped a whole pot of soup. Then give them the good ol' , and say "nice play Shakespeare." It might take a minute for them to get, but it's pretty much good times anytime you say it. Way to go. An unwarranted personal attack because I expressed a like and effectively vilifying certain women based on their appearance. You spoony bard! You watch Fox? That's a 2010 Mustang WTF??? Turtles in your milk??? I had an AMD processor fry on me in less than a second after I powered up the thing.... answer seems to be "no". .. That's pretty sweet, but I do not appreciate being made to roll against my sanity when I don't even have a d20 around. That "look" = I signed in just to upvote this great comment! They could as well have patented "-y" and get rid of all the stupid clicking on the "Next" button. What about five *bad* games. That might only last you a few days! Excellent use of ** ** Touche. No. Ahem. 3-6... 2nd in points... played the top team of the week 4 times, which was also that teams season high Let me guess: pearsNpeas used the feedback form. First I was like \0/ then I was like . Using the orangered envelope as an advertising ploy seems a little sacrilegious At first I was like , but then I lol'd. I just looked it up, and apparently the Xbox version of Family Feud was cancelled. I was going to throw at you until I saw your username. This one? SFW? Only "TLA" is a TLA. I usually change my font size mid-conversation so it appears as if I'm looking elsewhere. There is no big enough. I believe this: Yes because one person on reddit equals all people on reddit... ...wait you want Cheney to shoot the emperor in the face with buckshot? It's closed for religious reasons. I've contemplated getting drunk once just to try it out - making sure to have a trusted friend or brother around. Ultimately, it doesn't seem worth the money. I also know that I easily get addicted to things ( @ WoW), so I don't really care to risk it. One time my friend and I were having a beer at the bar; a football game was on, and he was explaining how American football is more like *chess* than other sports (soccer mainly). And he's a pretty smart guy. So I was like, "I kinda see what you mean," but inside I was all like . 5.4/10 Awesome except for tobacco. I disapprove of all weed and tobacco mixing. What is this... I don't even... At first I was like but then I was like ಠoಠ I work at the cinema, and my opinion of female intelligence has now been shot. Though I get to practice my looks of disapproval on all the males going in and out. . \m/ ( ) \m/ The Border Guard was giving me the terrorist to my explanation of reddit when I was trying to explain that I was crossing his border to meet up with someone from here. Then I just said, "uh, it's like twitter" and he waved me on through. I do this. So global warming is fake? you mean "spic." am i allowed to say that? *looks around* i'll self for that. anyway, it's a liquor store chain that's all over greater-Hou area. they got a cool frequent buyer keychain with rabbit logo on it, and the downtown one also serves sammiches. To be fair, that was nasty on top of nasty > ** **YOUR RAMEN NEEDS NOTHING. </ > ( )↗ N "If your like us" again.... Nice try, admissions! Whew, Tanis ain't on here until now. I get so much Dragonlance shit slung at me. People always fuck up on pronouncing it too. When they go "tan-is" I'm always like "fuck no, is tah-nis" and then they say "Thomas?". dammit i never got a roommate like you That little girl is not pleased. She has . She replies: > and it's a Dell... im also at work and using chrome Just act and look like this works every time. ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ That never happened in The Terminator At first I was like "Hmmm..." But then I was like please make a crop circle Mescaline is no joke Our cops text while driving. I'm not a kitty. Lousy Smarch Weather Or just click the, you know, *save* button. From the points. I agree. your orgasms are the best ones i've ever had too *** *** Paying for piracy I can't believe we are seriously having this conversation. First of all, he can choose anytime. She died 16 years ago, so he could go back, 20 years, for example. Second of all, maybe he just wanted to see her again, to tell her some things he never got to tell her or ask her things he never asked? Maybe he wants to bring her back to his time to meet her grandchildren? The possibilities are endless. Are you really not capable of grasping this? I'm going to repost these quotes in every thread about XML and score massive karma points! haha! I used to record my own "songs" with a cheap pair of headphones. cheap equipment + cheap software/editing skillz = embarrassing mp3s Good thing men are never evil. ..you sure it's a woman? You are not saying 14 quests takes 5 hours right? Because that is total bs. 9 year old kid with 500 hours of work experience in a quarry... I asked him. He's never heard of it. I see what you've done there She blows my mind every time. And I normally don't even like blondes. WOLOLOL L Son, where are your pupils? I saw the ad at the bottom with two children in it, and was all I came here to post about that but you were here first. AT LEAST GET A BIDET. Bacon Narwhal You want evidence, good sir? Well my faith is my evidence. Want proof? More faith. I know what you're thinking... you're thinking this face -> . Well I'm thinking you're going straight to hell. >I is be here from Digg. Keven Rosse is teh ballz. I want to make sex Mrbabyman. Haaha the botttle is disappear. Yuutube comments estas greatest shiznit of all time. -nitesmoke I'm glad you approve! When in Rome.... -nitesmoke I know it's low-hanging fruit, but it looked more like to me. Steroids? Narwhals FUCK YEAH! Well, I certainly applaud anyone wanting to do a hundred pushups, but take it from this old gym rat, I've spent my entire adult life in the gym, and a program like this one can do more harm than good. First I was all paperclips? Neither did I. Something very is happening. Hey man, tomatoes do NOT suck Ahem... *segue*. How did I know you'd be in this thread? ... why would you save it and re-up it to imgur instead of just linking directly to the original?? And you've summarily proven him wrong. Well done, sir. I think you mean, " " I see *your* number Zephyrmation. You got it Good to see you haven't lost that "killer" look. As in murderer. Well right... I meant produce vitamin D independently of sunlight... but yes, now i've gone and explained the joke. Or Troll face. Or did you mean ? I farted with laughter when I read "buckets", now I need to go wipe my ass. секретное лодке? Well, first of all you have to understand .. heyyyyy, wait a second. Almost had me there, trolly. Almost. My dream job is to be a writer but nobody likes my reddit comments unless they're about cats or bacon! **NO ** It's true. We are The man responsible for the cover up, Lt. General Stanley McChrystal, was recently promoted to supreme commander of the Afghan theater... this one because I decided to click on the links before checking my own ' o I'll remember this for next time I just got a mean from my wife for laughing at that. She's generally awesome but never lets me make/enjoy AIDS jokes. Stop making a Kanye West of you Shadow Run! Thanks, dude, I guess ** **! those are not corn pops. Female said to female: Up? **UP**? Male said to male: ** ** ( ) - put some pants on! Downvoted for auto-playing video without warning. Wait a min- EARepAustin.. most likely from Bangladesh. When giving directions I'm constantly spinning around and trying which hand I'm writing with. People who asked me about directions are like "Okay, I remember now, thank you." You made a phone call from your table at an upscale restaurant? Thanks for the spoiler! You must be a Saw fan. ...they actually did that one? * * you need bookmarks to get on reddit? I should have looked at your comment history first I knew your username sounded familiar. It's extra credit. Do the work yourself, or don't turn it in. ** ** We're not *that* meme orientated... ** ** Whoa! There is a ceiling Cat but no Sewer Horse? Your culinary skills suggest otherwise Upvoted for Is this a new Justice song? . You, sir, get my upvote. Also, . That's what you always say The last panel should have definitely said " " i came here to post the same. Angry grandma: "That's NOT why it's called a 'receiver!'" My mom once promised a relative that I would be able to enhance an image for them. FOX?! Live Hina, black label, spicy chicken nuggets, /r/nsfw, speeding like a dick, robert jordan, masturbating at 2am m-w.. I made jesus sad. reddit, I am disappoint. I don't know, but copy/paste works: *golf clap* for EVERYBODY! (well, almost everybody ) THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!! you win this round <( <) ** ** 4500 years from now, I imagine someone is going to say something along the lines of "There is a Gorglax's FoodShack in front of The Great McDonalds Of Sackville ". And then you edited him back in... Her reaction to your question: You pay for karma on here? You're an editfag. indeed. iswydt possibly most appropriate use of this year. And while I'm here: I don't know about you guys, but being charged twice normal price because I'm getting a pair of cheap, plastic glasses makes me Most appropriate use of this decade. Personally I would prefer to name my kid " " than Edward, Bella and cullen Upvoted for in title. karma = (bacon + narwhal)/ Eminem's Eyes well for that matter there's not alot of kicking going on either... You have a very round eye Why so downvote guise ? I could never take the game seriously, head crabs? Come on guise, come on you're using in the wrong way. Not only that, but by over-using it, you are devaluing it. You have to say his whole name before he comes to get you. But then the tiny species don't carry **massive** weapons, it's really a let down when guns magically get smaller in their hands. (I'm looking at you Shadowrun ) It's *fun...* * * I read the abbreviation as BILF... the comic took on a whole new meaning after that So you're saying I have to agree? Yay! We won! OK, now we need a new underdog to worship. That way we can continue to at people who don't use the "right" browser. That doesn't even look like a telephone. We've already switched to chrome....wait you don't still use *Firefox* do you? No one cares about LL Cool J *Damn You!* Insufficient back dimples >Yeah true. He is part of the illuminati / Weird, I thought it was more like: Cool story, bro... My parents wondered what was wrong with me, , and made me feel guilty. Look at me now. A virtual shut in from the world. I guess it worked just as well. That's the part that disappointed me. I was SO waiting for booster sep near the end. I feel cheated. mrs and mr are redditors for 5 and 4 hours, respectively.... Y'know, you're just waiting for someone to reply to goatse... Oh! He threatened to report me to the authorities too! Because I was harassing him. Which is illegal. Who in hell uploaded twilight A dude in line behind me in o'hare on the 23rd was begging the TSA agent to let him keep the snow-globe he got for someone. There was no sign like this posted either I hate to be pedantic on a comedy film quote, but while not physically addictive in the slightest it is habit forming, these past few sober days of Christmas have proved that to me For some reason, I can't get the navigation two-finger swipes to work with anything. ( ) ### // \\ You truly live a life of hardship. how about K:D*points/time±BLU%/RED%-( )²? More like I liked the picture to begin with, and upon closer examination is appears that the Indian is doing . Agreed. The double-meme should only be used in times of greatest peril and never at ALL HAIL THEimma let you finish I can't even connect this evening [ ] So we put a pussy in your pussy so you can... you're doing wrong, stupid > I understand. I just really like More great wisdom from Ben Stein. Hey man, I was just pulling your virtual leg. I'm a 15 year old male and I don't want to be an astronaut . \m/ \m/ thanks while( x y ) // Do while x is disaproving of y Same situation here... but youtube is blocked. If i remember correctly this is a quote from the late, great George Carlin. An unattributed quote ...ma'am... Eminem to Lady Gaga ... YOU'RE one word. I liked everything until i read the caption below the main caption: " " Redditor for 25 minutes American date format. Finish. The. Game. ** ** ** ** <( <) You mean is not reddit meme? Haven't finished New Super Mario Brothers Wii yet because I always have to carry my gf's Luigi. I know we're discouraged for downvoting people who have different opinions than ours, but... uppercaseit? How about ? I finished the game, and then the update came; . At first I was like (her): Why isn't this guy fighting crime yet? “I heard it, like a butcher snipping the fat off a piece of meat,” And this is her dad when he sees us ogling at pics of his daughter online. ** ** To put a SPACE? This has already been posted. Yeah, at the time it seemed like a great deal! "WOW! $1 per gig? Sign me up!!" Is it just me or is the cat wearing a look of disapproval? Your friend's totally giving the look of disapproval => Kill yourself now. Do not want haters in the gene pool. My GF's grandmother (on her father's side) is a perfect example of this issue. This women doesn't have a censor function in her head and says whatever the hell she feels like reguardless of where she is. An exact quote: "oh those things are so good but they're so sweet they'll turn your asshole inside out". Sometimes its funny as hell and sometimes it just makes me . Just this recent Christmas we went over to her house for dinner with some of her family present. And she recants a tale of how her boyfriend had to go to the hospital during some snowstorm and after driving an hour in a blizzard, which the drive shouldn't have taken more then 15, arrived to find a waiting room filled with "colors and spics" left and drove another hour in a snow storm to another hospital that was "much better". Which I'm sure she meant a "whiter clientele" but failed to say so. When I looked around the table nobody said anything and my GF quickly snapped looking to me just glaring at her grandmother while she went back to eating her meal. ">.>" is the poor man's " " Like this: That's not bad for 40 bucks. Some games charge 60 for 6 hours You had me going "seriously?" until the end, you fucker This warranted a hearty chuckle from me and a collective from my nearby coworkers. Have an upvote. Nice spoiler alert there, jerk. d b $5 bucks for a large cup of corn ** ** Crappy emo like daft punk? Slush puppy. Are you mocking my beloved hobby? "Send your word resume" I'm so ashamed that I know what you're talking about. I saw that episode one lazy afternoon a couple of months ago.. <- -> Point taken. We'll make digital signs, so you can easily change what they read. Then we can even add for creeps and ♥ for the people we want to kiss. That's not a question at all. ** ** ....hobbitsexual!! AARRGGHH! If I see another picture of a cute animal I'm going to implode! If I implode, the earth implodes. It's your call. Happy Birthday anyway. Seriously, that's all it was. A giant in black font on a white background. Do you really need a screenshot? Reminds me of the time a French inspector stamped the photo page of my passport. At first i was like and then im all like ಠ__ಠ 5 hours and no MJ jokes ... I don't give huge e-mail lists to me computer-illiterate parents/grandparents though. **tl;dr** I disapprove of downvoting. Yes. Is that Comic Sans? >when I saw 'continue this thread' i was hoping for a huge 'three, four, >five' etc. Instead, this... On this front, Bradley Byrne is nothing compared to Roy Moore... who also happens to be running for governor... *again.* 5 upvotes and two downvotes? I guess it wasn't another Top Ten list, or another screencap of a Google Search. Notice how the CAMO part doesn't turn purple after you've clicked the link. That's because it's part of the picture, so is . First thing I thought (after I realised it was a story ONLY WHEN IT ABRUPTLY ENDED ) was "hey, this is as good as flossdaily's sister story" *looks at name* FFFFFUUUUUUU :P I tried clicking . Clearly, camouflage was a success! This submitter is a little troll pervert . That is all. I'm from evansville IN, and it looks the exact same. It's so Indiana out there! Think I'm gonna be the scapegoat for the whole damn machine? The Pirate Bay will return Damn you. I don't ever want to see....oh son of a bitch, you have a cool username! I'm so conflicted! You know what? Just....go to hell! > > >> ¯\( )/¯ ¯\ ( ) /¯ It's all the way down. Oh good. Now I don't have to worry about hearing my country's leader talk about silly little things like immense numbers of people still dying in wars, how much more the TSA is going to piss me off, our fucked up healthcare industry, etc. and can find out what drug induced bullshit deus ex machina explains what the fuck is going on with smoke monsters and such. ... >It's all the way down. ufck ff They are! If you use the line "I hope you like rape " I guarantee you, you will get laid. I'd say the at anything right-winged, religious, or generally politically-incorrect is already the well established call sign of a fellow redditor. A bit anti climatic seeing how Dennis the Menace and Garfield get anything other than stamped out. You're the guy who always comments instead of putting the text up top with the submission and they are not happy. How much money has been put into the game so far? Comment with a :D if its in the 20 million dollar range, comment with a :O if its above 50 million or comment with a if its over 100 million. There that should loophole your NDA ... maybe? > > Who's bullshitting now? China, we're looking at you. What are you hiding? You had to go and make this all dirty sounding, dintcha? d( )b Its bigger than my penis All I have to say is jess love, if you did that with me, then i would've given you a Yes: downvoted for imageshack If there was ever a time for inserting a picture with the **L** **k of Disapproval** into a set, this would be it! Are you being sarcastic, SarcasmBomb? Tl;dw - is Morgan Freeman! I've seen this advice before. I wish there was something to show off That last frame is one hell of a I'm 13 Too soon. LOL, i don't know if you guise noticed that, the 1st and 3rd frame are the full pic. And the 2nd and the last one is inverted. And he isn't signing the photo not because is the new joker, the PROBLEM is that he's too busy smoking with his right hand that's why he stares at him . i stop masturbating for this? ** ** It ain't. To everyone in this thread, ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ in a shopping mall, purchasing something, I paid with my credit card and the cashier girl stares at me with the look of disapproval Why is this comment NOT at the top? I'm ashamed of you, Reddit, ashamed. steve ##ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Why the fuck did I have to GIS that... Wow that's way easier than just multiplying by 1.6 No I'm saying = (≠{⇔}ק²)Þ/ That's no fun. Teach them a lesson next time with a stern . *s s s s sh ut upp* I never approved that successor. STOP! SCAMMER TIME! If you're serious, appreciate the tone change of your comment! I dont know who's going to be the judge but i dont know if i feel comfortable stalking him/her. More than one father?! Sounds awfully homosexual to me! / \ You stole that joke from me. the homosexual tendencies of reddit like to disguise themselves as humor. or they think weird things are funny. I can't give blood either, since I've spent more than six months abroad. And we know that the rest of the world has AIDS. I don't know why this isn't front page. Put this guy's face beside the and you're good to go. Yeah, Conan makes my mom 'nervous.' i see what you did there. ** ** It's more of a ** ** US Americans Well I've met puns I didn't like. ** ** WTF? Is that yellow stuff CHEESE?! .. Keller Williams is the name of a real estate agency my dad works for. I know it's just a doodle, but I find the peninsula is somewhat definitive to the shape of California. And um, it appears to be missing. So: ( ) At first I was like I think we should start using as a pathname separator, then. WTF?? Thank you, so they just took it off the front page and eliminated it from turning up in search results? I read through some of the archives. There is some amazingly racist stuff in there. You are quite the insightful one aren't you. >As a grammar Nazi, . wow people still buy music In a restaurant with some of my Dad's business associates and singing at the top of my voice "Oh, ah, lost my bra, left my knickers in my boyfriends car" ... lots of Why does the black kid get to have the big penis? /r9k/?! Have you seen the amount of reposts and memes on reddit? That first chord is out of tune. I'm sure you think you sound smart. This isn't 4chan. You should. THIS ISN'T 4CHAN! PO-TA-TOE-SHOP. In before 'PANDAS ARE NOT BEARS! '. Look of disapproval... Here be many 's. 'incredibly silly man'-Why so? I'm working on the eyebrows. Gaaaaaaaaah I felt weird enough saying, "Damn she's gonna be sexy when she gets older." And now that I realize it's a boy I feel even weirder. Maybe he'll still turn out sexy? d b ...four...elements... 2 x I am not a doodlehead! Though if I was, I could live with it. "I saw an Arab once" . Shit is measured in courics. Is that an Atlas statue on the left? So, who is going to be the first to make a bike out of ? While a great song, I should point out that it lasts only 4:32. Anyone? Or like ! d b That leads to a different problem... you'd be supporting Digg at first i was like :D but then i was like ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ I'm the founder of the Reddit Intramural Team Fortress League. We recently added two expansions, and one of them I named after Bozarking, your greatest masterpiece. Each of the teams has their own ascii tag. `⊂⊃›‹ , , ‽‽‽, and ≈≈≈, but team Bozarking has no ascii tag. You would do me the greatest honor if you would create the tag for our team. you're watching it wrong. Farmville d l It looks like the villain's lair at the end of a movie So instead of paying for their games, they go and buy another 360. Are there really that many games worth playing that you wouldn't buy? He looks more like a to me. Apparently... Haha, the host did a real-life  Why do they even bother with scams this transparent? Damn you! You have now flashed my mind with the grotesque image of a group of people spitting the pill into the next person mouth. Have a Gay Pride Parade right in the middle of their KKK rally... Oh wait, sorry. it's not the KKK. I wonder how I made THAT mistake... No look of disapproval? Not our fault you took one look at our profile photo and moved on. You really need to ask? No nuts! Naw, the original is: "Clever girl... " The critical difference between Chrome and Safari is process-per-tab. In human-speak that means that when some code hangs (I'm looking at you flash plugin ), it only takes the tab with it not the whole browser. I use Chrome primarily but all three have their niceties and annoyances. Safari has nicer visuals and integration and Firefox's plugins are irreplaceable. Chrome's bookmark manager is half-functioning. But for me, stability wins out. Doubts; I be full of them. thanks. I'm actually going to try the demo on my Office 2008 that crashes. I believe he did... You are right, that's what I'm doing, but at the same time I dont agree with their punishment Wait a minute. What does Michael Dorn have in his hands‽ We shall now refer to this as OPERATION ELKO. Elko, obviously, being the most northeasterly county in Nevada, and "NE Nevada" being an anagram for his account name... I am attracted to you ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ ** ** Fucking n00bs. When you're gonna br34k some 1337 combos, you gotta call C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER I almost expected his tweets to consist of strictly of "ahem" and *smile* and . ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Timeliness is next to godliness, er something. I just hope this guy, doesn't show up. What really got me was the in the second last panel. Well that's what you get for hogging all the Y chromosomes or just prepare the look for later... This. Dude... I don't know of any bars up my way that have them of draft... I like to say "Gesundheit" and imagine Nietzsche looking down at them from beyond time like this: hahahahahhaha 1 Gb Nano and $5 in change here. But that was at a campus, so it probably went toward someone's education... brah! Thanks for reminding us who was president from 2001-2003. I'm sure none of us knew who it was. Good job, China. How sci-fi movies and books and tv shows use irrational and simply incorrect designs for spaceships. Generals: Why not? Jesus christ that flash cursor following crap is annoying thank god you get the option of looking at an image file. * * :( Me too. I cant stop using emoticons, {-O>O-} (That's me) It makes me go This post has really made me :) I blame this for the unicode support: ** ** Yep, he said " the cool thing about this viewer is you can see connection speed" and he mouse'd over the frame rate ...or you could write another chapter to Sterile. You had a huge ass mansion at your disposal, and all you did was play WoW in it? Spiders don't eat plants *them*: wtf is Yo bobcat You're looking for this: All the music I wrote and never played to anyone Oh that's nice, Boise, ID is completely skipped. It's only the largest city in ID and the state capital... The real key is to find a picture of something that already was on the front page and repost it (maybe just go to random pictures on imgur). I'm looking at you badgers picture! TIL that has an alternate meaning: fetal alcohol syndrome. My wife doesn't even say that. I'll say, "Hey, I found this thing on Reddit," and I see her with.... At the Drive-In! I just don't like Sparta or The Mars Volta as much as I liked ATDI. Of course, it's: ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ It's great how some friends can share in the most intimate things... That's it. **BRING OUT THE GIMP!!** ಠ\_ಠ But I DID ask. And I know this is the case with many, many people. I still feel the need to . Thay tuk ur jabs! (I don't know why it's italicizing this...) ... well you didn't. Holy shit, I cannot believe someone is that stupid to get rid of a cable just because they've never heard of it us web developers call it dub-dub-dub. <(ಠ_ಠ<) <(ಠ_ಠ)> (> )> The central star is a folded American flag with the 101 stars within the folds indicating the number of subjugated nation states that will fall under U.S. dominion when the illuminati's plans for a global new order are fulfilled. The face in the center is an early incarnation of the look of disapproval I started making the face while reading but it wasn't until that part that I audibly uttered: "Oh what fresh hell is this?" Vitamin Yeah. I was like la, la, la, oh fellow redditors with an interest in nature? Maybe I can upload my Kalahari pics. Let me see... ---E (gouges eyes out with fork) i live in aus, this has not screened yet. thankyou for ruining my hopes and dreams of the best doctor evar to continue on being awesome i'd rate his first year a You get an upvote for a wit, but you also get this: I care a lot about this discussion. But I couldn't care less about the NSFW tag as this thread is about blowjobs. One of my high school math teachers repeated this myth in reference to a younger student in the class who had skipped ahead. He said the kid was "brave like the Polish cavalry attacking tanks". This was in college, and I am partly to blame. I started to have sex with my neighbor (girl 1#) which was very cool to be studying and at midnight get texted for a booty-call. So several weeks go by and I made the mistake of pushing my luck too far and started also having sex with one of her roommates (girl 2#). The day they both found out was pretty awesome answering the door in my boxers with both of them standing on my front porch, arms folded with looks on their faces. Finger on the trigger. ## ## *** *** *** *** *** *** lol, small world, I just noticed that I commented on two of your comments on completely unrelated posts! I swear I'm not stalking you... Unfortunately, no one can be told what is. You have to see it for yourself. __ __ Slideshows should not start automatically on page load. So how do I get gas when there is no power? You have this tendency to only answer the first half of everyones' questions... My favorite was on our claims system, the "date" field was broken into three fields, month, day and year. But again, all text fields. I was trying to create a report and kept getting very weird results. So I did a quick select count of distinct months. Result: 18. What a thoughtful and well-founded statement you've made there. ** ** Cavemen don't play tennis. Why stop there? Let him upgrade to '95. Performance - security - you can't beat it. upvoted for downvoted for __ __ ** ** * * ** * * ** ### Grown-up rant: The number of jokes here involving sex with children is absolutely appalling. Wait until you have a daughter, and see how funny these are then. Looks like him? NOOOOW I'm worried. ** ** Failstabs are the worst. You get the perfect stab lined up, click and it just goes "squick" and you go and fifty pyros converge on your location. When I first heard about Crash starring Sandra Bullock my immediate thought was "NO FUCKING WAY". Then I discovered it wasn't a remake. This but I'm going the SPR way with "Earn this." I'll look very stern at him/her. I was laughing my ass off because you implied that the black woman in the ad was a victim of hurricane katrina until i read your screen name. I wanted to upvote you but then i saw your nick At first I was like Do the same thing to her. Hook up with a girl on the internet and txt back and forth in front of her. See her reaction. I bet she will be like too. Pageant kids are much, much worse. Oh, totally an accident, genders are SO easy to mix up... just like the rest of the story. tag it appropriately d-bag Ohhh, you rock. \m/ But where is all the blood? Are you an android? This is a trap, isn't it? Jon was totally channeling I was with you for the second it took me to realise and then ### ** ** I'm going to assume this is another meme. ಠ ಠ Except I typed this: ಠ_ಠ edit: WTF? Does anyone else see that?! I tried ಠ_ಠ (SPACE) I do as well, but it's not even out yet. Do people just copy and paste this to a text file on their desktop and whip it out to recopy and pasta back when needed? Can you imagine, all are descendants from the original like those forests of clone trees considered the largest organism on the planet and here we are on reddit just honoring mother nature with our memes. internet: Chuck Norris walked into Burger King and asked for a Big Mac, they made it for him That wasn't my experience though. I once got served a burger from the warming tray while they threw away the rest of the food that was sitting there, it was a shriveled thermonuclear turd. Now I'm like Not if you steal money from....AMERICA tbh, I probably wouldn't want to be mounted in the middle of the night. I love my sleep, and when I don't need to be awake for another few hours, I definitely don't want anything to interrupt my slumber. I have a hard enough time getting out of bed anyways. I'd be all like and she'd be like v-v I see what you did there ... that shit is **over** man Two fragmented nouns in a title: tolerable. Three: unnecessary. Four (fragmented adjective): Did you just call reddit the "scum-hole of the interwebs"? Sometimes I find a child locked in that room with dwarven mystic... That would have been hilarious. After Letterman and Jay bicker between each other the door opens and Conan walks in delivering some pizza. He would say something like "Hi everybody pizza's here!". Conan's and Leno's eyes would meet and Conan would go from :D to and Leno would hide his head in shame/embarrassment. Letterman would then get up and say "I'm outta here!" and walk out the door. I worked with a guy who said he bought a piece of the crag from some dude who was a contestant on GUTS, but he refused to bring it in or show us. well thank you captain obvious Dey fink you sed bad stufs bout dem guys Last night, a rare lexivorous narwhal whispered to me in my sleep that he was considering eating the first occurrence of the word "not" in this law! I was so surprised, that I forgot to ask him his name. I do remember his expression, though. It was something like this: Most women are not on reddit. Go out, approach women, measure their reaction on a scale of ^^ to . Adjust strategy and repeat. A solid at myself. I feel like a hypocrite now ("it actually works"). Anyways, fixed. A solid at myself. It's fixed. You can still have doubts about my competence, though :P it's not as bad as every year when a Saw movie comes out, some idiot will say, "I saw Saw", and then giggle as if they deserve their own late night talk show. ....Saw Saw... ...says the guy who's at 25 points for posting "wat" ** no crits** You don't *think* that will be an issue? And then you married a 7 year old. . . Wait a minute. . . 42 minutes. *** all crits*** Wow, they have grain porn now What the hell is wrong with you people? It's been an hour since this submission has been posted and nobody else has said it yet. For shame ** ** 110% /╲/\ºo; ;oº/\╱\ ** ** /╲/\ಠಠ;ಠ ಠ;ಠಠ/\╱\ >In this building, when the President stands, *nobody* sits. ** ** >** ** >** ** It kinda looks like they usually just head for the door... *** *** And they add a fat chick to the logo? Hehe, I've been flying around in a firetail named lately. You know what's not a breeze? Waiting weeks for the next installment of Sterile. Oh, I'm sorry dude. I need to keep myself updated. But those ghosts are pretty sexy > is watching, waiting, plotting. Yeah. But no one uses applets any more Lucy looks like an awesome dog! I love me some fishies too! As for cats... right. cuz u knew it was there from the thumb, but you're all like, "that ain't no spoon ??" then you're like, "hahahahahahahah, i thought that was a gun in a cup HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU you're still not helping. Google docs considered.... harmful? That's not very nice. sure.. sure.. blame it on the wife. Look, you're obviously a relatively tolerant guy, I don't want to join everyone here giving you the . Just realize that your argument's logic is kind of convoluted, since the right of a gay man to marry a woman is not the point at all, and doesn't really count as an equal situation. /╲/\ºo; ;oº/\╱\ WHY AREN'T THEY SHOWING IT? Yes, yes we did... o :D :D o Nice find. I wonder how satisfying it will be to play without having investing time in all the annoying "cute minigame!" grinding. Planting Flowers? Oh, do share. ### Redditor for 17 minutes. You're either a bad Troll, or entirely too angry to be coherent. Either way: Looks like a pet insurance scam to me. Seems a bit too funny to me Interesting reddit fact: The Kannada script is where the character ಠ comes from, the eyes in the look of disapproval. Or you don't WANT to! RAPETOR Years ago... I had a friend once say. "If people want me around they'll pay for me." He was the "I forgot my wallet" kinda friend... we haven't talked in a while. other students : To them: lossy jpg? DEATH PENALTY How do you pronounce " "? Is it dusty in here? You *would* post that on the one day I have my sound unmuted. That will be conducted on Chatroulette. And he has to make his way through a maze of dicks to find a redditor with a question... Assuming the redditors aren't the ones with their dicks out. My wife loves homemade cards, but I usually like to buy them since they look terrible when I make them. So I buy one at the drugstore the other day and it rings up for $7.99. What the flying fuck. I got a mean from the clerk when I told her to take that off the tab, but on the bright side, my wife got that homemade card she's always wanted. Boost. All the cool kids seem to be doing it ಠ_ಠ i'm trying to ignore this whole bullshit holiday, stop posting about it damnit ## ## ( ) now it's yeah, there is a doppleganger michellecopter. she snagged @gmail.com before i could. 17 minutes. Wait, you're disappointed in us and yet you're the one linking us to a youtube video depicting a diggnation event!? I think it us who should be disappointed This sums up my reaction perfectly: User for 3 days? 53 minutes. That comma made my brain freeze trying to read this. Please remove it. The owl's like, " ... " considering your username, it should be ! I upvoted, but I also ORLY, Yo dawg...in soviet russia....Alll your base are belong to us...ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD...I for one welcome our new , , I can haz cheeseburger, i bet i could do 100 pushups...how babby formed? that's what she said. Wake up sheeple, I accidentally the whole...….It's never Lupus...You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.......that's how i roll mother fucker ¿ ? how is this not the top comment __{ }__ ? I liked her until she appeared on Top Chef Masters and said she was vegan, didn't eat soy, and was gluten-intolerant. i bet your really popular around the office.... Yeah, thanks to that I now know that a friend of a friend has apparently 'fantasized about' me He didn't mention your mother, though, did he? "Love the sinner, but hate the sin." Courage Wolf is the only meme I know of that can uplift people. The youtube compilations are better with powerful music in the background (any other music ruins it). The one with the best music and quotes was taken down, though Oh it must be very interesti... Oh, , I see. I am a smug douchebag? You're the one whose most sympathetic message in weeks was this: SHHHHH.. everyone will find out about it. examples of what you're talking about: Solaris grep has no -r. Solaris sed has no -i. As an aggie, Caltech, not CalTech. > ┌∩┐( )┌∩┐ Clientface? m'alright, then. But the downvote stays. Tinypic? /╲/\ºo; ;oº/\╱\ 46 minutes. 25 minutes. Rob Hubbard gives you : 34 minutes. Smart move, I have actually seen someone I know naked on the net... He's not a viable presidential candidate like Rudy Giuliani. Do not approve. There is already too much theft of cultural artifacts. This is not a good way to go about getting compensation. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ What's Peter's salary? Totally makes sense now. Are you from Canada? My friend just told me the show was Canadian yesterday. I didn't even know it was a book series until I looked it up today No I'm from the US. I thought you were talking about the books all this time. Agreed. I'm in my car enjoying not interacting with people and then horny cactus is all in my face. Great. I use Anthem. Great. Your grandfather was having glamor shots done while my grandpa was being tortured and held prisoner by the Japanese. can I see you tits ? ____ ____ Yeah he was like - wtf dude! narwhalbaconobamaliberalatheistprochoicefuckdiggpropetsvigilantismand How about just munching on a carrot in front of the fatties and giving them the ### It's legal but you can still get arrested for it? Hitting enter worked just fine..but was that seriously a fix?.. Or were you trying to sabotage me , Edit. Sorry. Lol, it updated. hitting enter just got the old steam to load. At first I was like, but then I was like ʘ‿ʘ Oh, something's rising around here, alright. Nennt man ihn in Deutschland etwa Komma? Ha, ha, it's funny because the cashiers at CVS can't make change! 17 minutes. A GIANT STONE BLOCK ... with something writen on it. i suggest a artsy thing. of course it would have the reddit alien, a narwhal, bacon and maybe a few other things like " " and "ffffffffuuuuuuuuuuu" guy and all other sorts of memes ingraved into its surface. then we put it someplace far away from everything else.... like the top of a mountain. this could protect it from nuclear war the ice age floods and all other sorts of damaging things. that way long after we are gone and all the humans are dead our precious internet can still confuse the hell out of people How many days til the thread about how he gets off with a warning and two weeks paid suspension. Where is ? first thing I thought of was goatse I was annoyed when I heard he was plagiarising Bleach, but then I was pissed off when they mentioned he did it to Hellsing too. This guy has got to be taken down. You degenerate. Stay the hell away from my cat Did you just backhandedly support terrorism, sir? First of all, stop trying to make friends on craigslist Find a hobby, if you have enough free time. Meet people that are genuinely interested in the same things as you are. This is how bonds are made. Establish common ground and you can figure the rest out. Needs as an option... seriously. Either i'm missing something or nobody here smokes pot. I live in a house where all males and females sit while using the bathroom. Even still, I am sure not one member of the family assumes the seat is down, even though it is *always* down. Falling into the toilet... exactly... she's only doing what she's used to, I'm speaking about girls in general. truck drivers, golf and hockey players don't cout, obviously 52 minutes. This is called exploiting a bug... Nice dreads. I was going to post that he shouldn't even have the suit. Is this your question or one you stole ? In America, we call it gleeking. Hey, I shouldn't forget I like female pee Did you just reference Yu-Gi-Oh? Dookie was a great album, so to you too. Wow, I completely forgot how PG-13 this cartoon was. "Sorry about that. Dog" I can sympathize with the coprophiles out there.... but not the coprophages "redditor for 48 minutes" Redditor for 13 days. Also is " " a word? I just created a program which moves the cursor and simulates mouse clicks. That said, it blew out all the candles in about 0.01 seconds, and nothing happened. They just lit up again... ** ** 17 minutes. you're Everyone is trying to find ways over mountains and obstacles with conventional ways untill one black-sheep finds a new easier way and plows his own path. Is it really that hard? 不對! Bear says " " Har har, you're so funny. 1 hour. hey, I've been wondering this for a while, and this is a very random place to bring it up, but why does look right in safari but not in firefox? Instead of boxes with angry eyes I see the letters "ocao". Is there a way for me to change this? Hope this makes sense.. You have shamed yourself. It's time for seppuku. So, " " means "angry"?! I wondered what it was, but subliminally it always looked to me like an icon of extreme distress, like "shit, I think someone just put their cock in my ass". Grats on finally getting your gift. As for Brazil's Customs: Are you kidding me?! Latte's cost more than that kid will see in a month or more! Shame on you for being so clumsy. ** ** Sigh. Your teacher gave it away in that suggestion. The solution is there and smacking you upside the head, and you still don't get it. You deserve to fail, but the person who linked me to this told me to help you, so I will. All the same, This is ing ridiculous. ** ** His wife and kids were in the next room I....... I just..... But....... That was hot until the end, then you ruined it. joeldavis, I am disappoint. and your name is fdat? Really, I thought they were just nostalgic. Angelic genocide isn't funny. uhh, thats night elves, not protoss. other stains? I think you mistook for (＾ー＾)b All that trouble... for a Mac? i disapprove of my teacher. I tried to make him look like while still drawing him how i always do. I actually use a person's opinion of Superman as a character gauge when dating. ONLY JERKS DON'T LIKE SUPERMAN. Subby = Guys I've devoted my life to fighting the system and have been at it for well over a decade now(before it was hip ) . Short of blaze of glory here is what I've done and if enough people do these things it will starve the beast to death. Daily Mail You gotta be fucking kidding me. Not only are you disgustingly wrong, but you just outed yourself. Fug'n shower pisser... /╲/\ºo; ;oº/\╱\ . Looks more like Cat of Disapproval. With tags like: Costumes, Make-up, Kill, Girls, Women, I wonder what you were searching for... That cat is gross and does not 9 minutes. a random cloud formation that resembles * ... heh check out all my comments... i've been saying this **aaaaaaallllllllllllllll** day Why did i click on it? I read what it said, i saw the thumbnail... i just had to click on it............. The lack of a new Zelda game. **** **** AHAHAA IT'S A BLACK JOKE! Google: What are you guys worried about? Obama and the Democrates would never let that be signed into law.... ... ... ... my parents are immigrants from south asia, and I think all parents from Asia express disappointment in their children regardless of gender. Also, its not that much better on the other side of the wall. Lots of pressure and if boys don't meet their expectations. Criminal negligence FTW Stay classy, r/mensrights. Nice to see this at zero points. Ceiling Saydrah is watching you not masturbate. I suppose is supposed to make my statement less than credible? > decal Not surprised with the shit you ate last night! C'mon Canada you can do better than 8th! This happens to me too sometimes. Sober I'm a minute man, but with a solid buzz on a God. My penis is just moody I think Here you go: ** ** ┌( )┘ Dance the pain away! Yeah, reddit, because this screenshot is *so* much funnier than the link to the page. I totally understand why you would upvote this and not the original post. Yet another disposable novelty account. I know you've been gearing up all day to start this pun thread Caterpie needs Yojimbo is gonna be pissed...get the gil ready And anyone ever wonder why people continue to downvote articles posted in /r/PhilosophyofScience/ that take more than a minute to read? "Fainted" is a Poké-speak for "dead." oh you speak Kannada! How would you pronounce the look of disapproval, ? Why is he "the third"? Yeah that makes a lot of sense. The fighting game wasn't that great. However, you can't say "I am unimpressed" and expect me to understand that you're talking about the presentation and not the product. As a left handed person, I think I speak for all lefties when I do this : I did not, I clicked the link and got brought to ITT tech. NOBODY LIKES MILHOUSE A.N.S.W.E.R.? ### And I am making terrible, awful, whimpering sounds at work while I try to suppress my laughter. Too Old. Yet it's the Greeks that are rioting PDF linking... ** ** It's not centered. Why is it not centered? Super you are the proverbial turd in the punchbowl of free wifi. At first I was like Dude are you seriously buying someone a car? This is the most temptation I've ever had to mooch off someone, it really gets you thinking about things you could use but won't be able to afford for a long time. I'm not going to ask for anything though please keep helping people worse off than me. You're a good person. Bejeweled? Really?! *Bing* bong? If it's illegal then they're not doing their job right... What have you been doing behind his back‽ ya that into the wild kid tried that ..... AND NOW HE'S DEAD I can't tell if you're being sarcastic It doesnt mention anything about lost on his wiki page Not 300 humans but 200, sorry Because fecal sculptures only work *some* of the time... **GOSH**. That guy got hurt! ** ** *** *** My face while I read this: ## My face while I read this: No, I'm illiterate. . . ** ** I just showed this to my mom, and she said my step-uncle (a truck driver) has done the same thing. yeah... .torrent files are totally inconvenient In which case the title would be "No!! Invisible Hulk, don't fart th... " "Computer Animator? Do you work for PIXAR?Dreamworks,even?..... No?", followed by," " For some reason, I first read this as "Steam is now available on steam." I see what you did here Next time, ask please. I don't mind it, I'd just like to know is all. All in all though. . . *upvote* Your mother . FFFFFFUUUUUU, , and YEEEEEEAAAAAH are the first few that come to mind. His wtface is awfully close to I thought we were supposed to never talk about lupus. Carebear May I suggest a trending topic? # TrendingTopics >For some reason, I first read this as "Steam is now available on steam." At first I was like , but then, I loled. What are you calling "bad news"? Biowoman but no Farscape? You win again mother nature! haha...nice try, Gay Liberation Front... What the hell is wrong with you people? LOL Alright, I cant keep a straight face and say that. /╲/\ºo; ;oº/\╱\ This is exactly what is wrong with the United States today. No it isn't..... ..... sleep deprivation, sigh Sorry I was sleep deprived yesterday and was slightly retarded all day, I should have stayed off Reddit. - something's fishy about this - your dishonesty disgusts me She pronounced FPS 'feps'. What The Fuck;the leprechauns are a lie‽‽..... You logged out before taking a screenshot so we can't see the pr0n-reddits... eg. I'm in shock that you posted the punchline. 2 minutes. Only one beard?? Why do I even bother with this place - Yes, that is my private airport. Is there a problem? redditor for 1 month, You are making me irrelevant 73% compatibility.... Just because you changed your name doesn't mean I will forget. I'm on to you Glenn Beck. My GF is not named 'cat'. ** ** Only low-res? Burn her at the stake. shes disgusting ... I was like this sounds like something a 12 yo girl would say, then I reread your statement and seen it said older. ... Oh that wanker. Hello "unsharp mask". 2????? *= = = = = = = = * My father *died* tickling horses. I upvoted just for the (＾ー＾) & ( ) Wait what's so nsfw about this? All I see are two gi....( ) Why do so many people immediately laugh? What's up with the chromatic aberration on the text? Everytime I see/hear the word "Digimon" I get that bloody theme tune stuck in my head for days. Thanks All I can think about is Balto. It's people like you, man... Right Click, Save As: C:\SpankBank. Reddit, expanding my fetishes one post at a time. Rule 34 on Slide Rules has been met. Time to find more. error: hahahah! no they aren't. i mean, just because there is a wal-mart here doesn't mean it's local. what i meant by local buisiness was locally owned and operated businesses, especially if they buy their goods locally. when you asked if i understood, it's almost like you were attacking my intelligence. of course i understand. i'm not a moron... Hey look, it's commander Shepard! Ew you're creepy WHY THAT CONNIVING LITTLE KARMA WHORE! Yeah. That confused me just as much ;) Although I have to admit I didn't read it properly Thanks, I'm sure I could use the search function as well I invoke rule 34 on... meh, forget about it ** ** Sounds like a typical woman to me and it didn't bring back firefly Frankly i would like my friends to know my disapproval. Thats why i comment on them using Yes, but I think the phrase "paid beta" would make most people go Yes, I found him too. It will stop being as awesome when somebody replies to it. For over 3 hours, it's just been hanging there...the thousands of are merely implied. Well that just seems... smart? Lets just run around pointing something that looks like a rifle at people from the rooftops. What could ever go wrong? ಠ_ The Reddit Group Think disapproves of your notion of "nuance"! Upvoted again, and I admonish other redditors to upvote you for clearly stating your views, and being willing to engage in a discussion, rather than downvote merely because they disagree. (This is for you, downvoters: ) he'd come here like HAHAHAHAHA and we'd be like ... wait ... No, you're thinking of getting something to float. A vote is a textual representation of someone's mood or facial expression. If a fat lady made a comment about my balding boyfriend I would punch her in her fat tit. First I was like (`o') and then I went to digg and my panic turned into . They're nothing more than Reddit + 3 days. - this is where i draw the fucking line, al-qaeda o( )o I am assuming that " " is meant to be a fancy smily using some unicode characters. I am on a mac, but I have two boxes instead of eyes. I did, actually. I was sitting by the waterhole; minding my own business, eating a few blades of grass, when out of nowhere I'm shoved into the water! After coming up for air, I look around and notice an elephant the size of a fucking elephant (yes, it was that big!) right where I was. He flashed me a face. So I flashed him a face. I recant my . /╲/\ºo; ;oº/\╱\ bleh, something else I should mention. When I try to load reddit, I can't if I'm blocking HTTP using peerblock. You know why? It's because Beyond the Network is trying to track me on here (probably you too). They just happen to be a torrent tracking company. So you are that guy on the freeway? * "crazy characters" refers to ":S" rather than " ", for example. He spent his money on MW2 oh... so this was a shoop You tried it once! I hate you now I think you meant THEY'RE NOT ZOMBIES. THEY ARE UNDEAD NAZIS. A Screen capture of a youtube video?... you need to change your name to punchbowlturd . Hey man. Just because I'm a perv doesn't make me a pedo. *lesser science?* .yvaN eht nioJ Recruiters keep it subliminal. It says "ie6 check" I love the huge gouges it's leaving in the concrete. When it's on TMZ, they'll use Gawker AND a deleted comment on Reddit AND the wikipedia update, so they'll have three sources. That's just good journalism. I've always been female + Oh yes. Right uptil the point when you step outside, to meet a line of people who like the Rancor Pit Monster in the morning, all doing this : The proper response is, "I don't think you have to worry about that." with a for good measure. I've never done it before I searched to upvote this! I had every single one of them until mom decided to toss them several years ago. ** ** Looks at username, reads comment history, * I always feel like I'm cheating when I learn by way of a YouTube video...That may just be because I play by ear, and I could easily enough learn to play a song like this. Of course, when somebody asks you where you learned that song...Me: "YouTube." Them: " " You didn't just sell him some crack did ya? Cos he looks pretty rough there. (Rougher than usual.) As a 5-string player, . ** ** I found this shit out yesterday. I was with a couple of friends and somewhere along the conversation, we started talking about going to the bathroom on dates. One of them goes on to say that sometimes she doesn't know if she should flush and **wash her hands** even though she didn't use the toilet. So I say, "well, if you're just putting make-up on, I would see no reason to do either." She then explains that "freshening up" is not only putting make-up. I gently coerce her into telling me what else they do, half expecting the answer. "Tampons," she says. Then I remember the "flush and **wash my hands**" part. Aye sir... Wait, hold on. If it was only a few months ago, how has socratessue known about it for a year? Because people keep linking to this stuff thus making stories like this popular. I'll give you a peanut butter patty in your mouth...wait. you're a chick right? *cough* Redditor for 3 hours. It’s got nothing to do with whingeing that no one understands me. It’s got everything to do with people reading a few paragraphs about something on wiki and assuming they know it all I really hope this is a joke account. If not then . RIAA: Message me ahead of time so I can ban the submission. redditor for 10 hours. I **hope** you've disabled it for reddit.com. Otherwise, Seriously? but, you still snooped thru his phone. ..... But then everyone would've just been like " " because he blurted it out randomly. totally missing the point This needlessly promotes EXTREME violence against EXTREME assassin Skater, with EXTREME missile launchers. Papa-Jones gives one extreme look of disapproval Thanks Captain Obvious... Implying pavlova is Australian No way.... The look of disapproval does wonders. Before you know it he'll have the new and old item back with autographs from Lady Gaga and Samuel L. Jackson. He would still have to pay for the s/h though. I have a niece and nephew, and I'm gonna say, my nephew is pretty tame, but I've DEFINITELY seen on my niece's face. Not many women posted here, are there? I count two so far At first I laughed at the funny looking man. Then I noticed he had a bigger dick than me, and I was all . Yeah, I just saw that on TMZ too I think you are right. Most IPA's sit around 75-125 with imperials being on the latter. Still this wasn't even close to the most bitter beer I've ever had. I think that crown still resides with Sierra Nevada's Harvest Series Wet Hop Ale. And that only sits at 60 or 70. I guess with a name like "1000 IBU IPA" I was expecting a series of layered bitterness with a real bite. It just didn't deliver, and it was 15 bucks for that 13 ounce bottle. At first I was all 15:12 Downvoted for Farmville mention Alright, Who here downvoted this kid's dreams? Because the US is all that matters. __ __ He should be a magician... At first I was like You don't like the soup? < This one? Who is now at 87%. If they really understood reddit, the headline would read: "bacon narwhals buy some pizza " don't, unless you burnt it down... ** ** CALL A DOCTOR WTF. floss, i'd just like to let you know that today is my birthday. if you ruin my birthday, i'll never forgive you. Too late. Thanks to the guy above who posted to the Wikipedia page... Expands? It just shows . Wtf did you mean by 'expands'? I can just imagine standing there and at the finger. ** ** It is the self policing approach reddit has had (or no policing as it probably should be called). One moderator of jailbait is also a moderator of rapebait If anybody is going to KFC with the notion that it is a health food store then they are ..... only 2 slices of bacon That baby stole my chess face. no reddit? ** ** You could make a sandwich and use that... thanks for the spoiler... Too small Is this for a homework assignment? Related press I cannot condone this. The guy who.. helped you glue your fingers together? This totally resonates with me, it came on right after school let out, and usually by the time I got home it was in the middle of the show, so it was always a treat when I got to see the live action stuff at the beginning. Then one day I was stoked that I got to watch it but was flabbergasted because they had switched to "Club Mario"... I was like (Seriously) If it is anywhere near the consistency of glue...that is shit. I WILL NEVER TRADE MY KATAMARI. It's in French! ** ** I wish I could kill with hate-beams. I came here expecting to see a picture, but was disappointed. Reddit... $19 > look of disapproval It is for Christians... ubuntu failed me... Wow. More trolling. Awesome. NO WAY! FUCK THIS SHIT! Seeing all these FUUUUU comics is my source. MS? It's Parkinson's. Goddamnit. Every time I see your user name, I'm going to have to do what you say. Damnit. ## Minimalism? You must mean the zen rock garden in a $6 million dollar house. That's what I told myself during hell week (which just so happened to be a week and a half long for me ) first I was like , and then I looked up. :D You seem to know a lot about Grooveshark. There were no sequels... Dude...his nick is ghostofglennbeck. You just got trolled Fuck yes. Arcades used to be so awesome. They were poorly lit, sticky, bathed in a glow of screens. They were almost *seedy*, like nerdy dives or hole-in-the-wall bars. It was like *casinos* for kids. As a youngin' it was almost intimidating to go in there since many were packed with "older kids" pumping quarters into Mortal Kombat and Street Fighter. I loved going in there as a young pup, putting a quarter on the machine, catching a few 's from the older crowd and then the ಥ_ಥ's when I beat them. It was a great place for competitive gamers to hang out and kick each other's asses, and an easy way for a nerdy kid to socialize. And MSNBC every fucking time He also liked puppies and apple pie. Do YOU like puppies or apple pie? yeah blocking china is the answer to everything That's funny. No wait, the other thing, offensive. If the choices are impossible...then it shouldn't be possible to make those choices. I was sad that your mom felt that she had to apologize for taking your time. I hope you normal behavior doesn't induce her to think that you find her a nuisance . Cause moms don't last forever. FOOL! And looking at porn makes you all *sin*sationalists! I don't see it Also, can we get a "merge comments" function. Everything snarky could be combined under a single comment (Something like "I see what you did there.") and everything negative or disapproving could just be merged into a single /╲/\ºo; ;oº/\╱\ Who took the picture? / \ Storeys ** ** sigh i thought my spelling was better then that I was thinking, "because she's like a cute little chipmunk", and then you come out with the cock stuffing thing... ಠಠ ಠಠ What? What's that? Reddit what?? I'm downvoting your ass, Alex. See you in class. somebody shop in some me too.. ** ** If there was ever a reason to ...why? Point at the pictures, duh. That's what the cameras are for. Well, they've nerfed roaches so they feel like a tier 1.5 unit, but they nerfed hydras as well I swear to god, if just reading the title of this gets the song stuck in my head... Congratulations, you have managed to completely miss my point I have a friend who is married and has two children. He's 29 and she is 22. They've been together since they were 21 and 14. He stayed around long enough to turn that into a :|. Incidentally the kids are about 2 and infant. Am I not seeing this right or do the guard have camo Gis? A *much* more tasteful would have been a more appropriate choice, obviously... disapproving look = serious business You kinda have to read the article before you all of them. Some of them are *technically* true because of semantics. For example, that last one, they literally said that an organically grown radish and a radish with pesticides on it have the same nutritional benefits, except one has pesticides on it. So, technically, the statement you quoted is true, albeit.... lacking. Little Big Adventure. And I'm shocked that none of you have mentioned this yet Korea... I get better prices buying straight from HP had to look up EFUKT... At first I was like for camcordering his TV and reading dialogue. Upvote for legitimate discussion. Big ol' to downvoters. - try 'n pick on someone your own size, dogs bin2c is definitely not allowed. Dude, that was sprite I actually just met some nice people, then found them wearing digg shirts on facebook. I was dissapoint. :O I always say 'Thanks, have a good day', and smile. Mostly because I'm not an ass. You, on the other hand... Possible Team Names: The Circlejerkers, Bacon Forever, Narwhals Anonymous, Orange-Red, . What do you think? (______ YOU HAVE ONE TOO. ಠ_ಠ ⎝ ⎠ dude... I would if I FUCKING HAD HEALTH INSURANCE - go clean up your room Heh, lolsome, what the heck are you doing here! You're not even invited! And I doubt I'll send you an orange letter for my party next year. and legally binding Well, killing *you* for a start. ? ? The Holocaust? Really? The only appropriate reply he could've made to her would be: He IS Armando Furkle: @ @ disapproving Ferengi Why is it winking at me? NO, that's naughty behavior and, as a spelling nazi, I disapprove. I get really irked whenever I see DAE posts on that subreddit that say "DEA" (or worse, once I saw "DOE"). OMG, Britney Spears is not perfect ? The was definitely a good idea. “Lucky”? I was going to put 'loling' but my inner grammar nazi gave me Once you go *full Nerd*, assured. dumb question of my own here, how do you make a look of disapproval using the keyboard on reddit? Voted! Even though you are from Edmonton This man is ripping off *The Show with Ze Frank*! Sports Racers, join me in disapproval! ' ' And LOTR. Seriously. I've read the books before so I could fill in the blanks when I watched the theatrical versions, but some of the stuff they miss out would make it a fair old confused mess to someone with no prior knowledge. 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The entire Adobe folder takes up 180 Mb on my computer. I saw this coming after Activision reorganized Blizzard's supervisory team. That publisher is fucking poison. ┌( )┘ **Hi, Im here for the party.** ┌( )┘ **Oh well, I'll just keep partying** ┌∩┐( )┌∩┐ Notice to Americans: the ones on the left are not pants either, they're *trousers* people. The trophy : You don't know how to make a look of disapproval? protest their protest. just put this on your sign . or better yet, get a fire hose, a bigass wrench, and the nearest fire hydrant. That helicopter is fucking up the symmetry... Its a stealth bomber Obviously or you'd not have posted G minus G :-). Welcome to the clan. If anyone bugs you about reposts (as I just did) just give them one of these: 8============================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================== I don't know, isn't it? "Poor guys" ^_^ |-o-------------| ^_^ |---ω-----------| Y'all mother fuckers lyin' and gettin' me pissed Spice Girls Y'all mother fuckers lyin' and gettin' me pissed ^_^ |-----------o---| Y'all mother fuckers lyin' and gettin' me pissed Kevin Spacey gave the president an epic I generally " " at them. It doesn't happen often though, because my face is stuck that way pretty often when dealing with daily life. And you don't approach someone who is already disapprove. At first I was all , BUT THEN I LOL'D! Y'all mother fuckers lyin' and gettin' me pissed Y'all mother fuckers lyin' and gettin' me pissed Y'all mother fuckers lyin' and gettin' me pissed / ) - Boo / )$ - We're no strangers to memes... it won't take my WarCraft II bnet edition cd key / )$ - You know the jokes and so do I... I'm turning 20 next week. Spoilers much? / )$ - A full fit of lulz's what I'm thinkin' of... Sex isn't in the top 100, so I submitted it. / )$ - You wouldn't get this from any other site... Distance of ~1,200m, yet a ping of 1ms? Something smells fishy / )$ - I'm not exactly sure whats going on... / )$ - I just want to tell you how I'm meme-ing.. / )$ - Gotta make you laugh out loud... At first I was like , but then I saw your name. Seriously WTF Analog Rickroll?! Well I don't have too many specific stories (at least that I can remember off the top of my head) because I was never really friends with him, but he was just the stereotypical class clown that would do anything for attention. He's just an all-around fuck-up. Last time I saw him, he got a tattoo of the outline of NJ on his forearm Jason Segel naked? The eyes are looking the wrong way On a related note, another one is the look of disapproval: . If someone makes a dastardly inappropriate or vapid comment, someone will reply with this and reap the fortunes of karma. / \ patrick disapproves of this love that can never be Gorramit, I was expecting an Iron Maiden song Posting our favorite software that no one else knows about would not make it something no one else knows about anymore . I see what you did there At first I was , then I was ^_^. ^ ^ ^_^ |-------------o-| Hahaha Ew... Well the two of you have very similar names. How very... coincidental yeah... thanks? This isnt a punishment Teen? Fuck you, OP. I saw that page and it made me angry. I did not need this > '386 laptop'? Yes, he's a spambot. Are you calling me old? Step 6: Salutations. A Sharepoint Develepor here. Have done WSS, MOSS, WF, Ajax Webparts, CM, UserProfiles... and Infopath. / \ patrick is disappointed I get them when I'm about to fall asleep. I was on the bus and was starting to get my nap in when my arm twitched. The person next for me just looked at me like this The blood looks like silly string... Don't you DARE say that... Had a friend in middle school do this with a pencil Do a lot of guys stick things up there? Hmm... and where were you the night of the car burning? At first I didn't see the tower of filling, but when I did I was like . Mafia Wars? gasp! you shut your whore mouth! God dammit, I'm in the library and people are ing me Boston. I clicked the up arrow but then clicked it a second time when I got to "good guys" and "bad guys". You are to be assassinated twice infidel ┌( )┘ .......-------=====**** ┌( )┘ $10 for shipping isn't free Wouldn't a sideways smile already be a vertical smile? I never said sideways vagina. I didn't scroll down far enough, it got me too. *11.* Also. They eliminated Guinness first round because it had, "too much foam." ** ** I checked again after lunch and its there its not ticked tho. I'm in Lower Sackville. Home of used car lots Duuuuude. Just clicked that in class. Thanks. Oar did you?.. Reddit, I am disappoint. No "Dude, NSFW!" joke? You copy and paste them... What's with the links to files? It's ok to like this music or get paid for playing it, but not to buy it? 2003 was not "so many many years ago" Little Red Riding Hood was horrifically raped by the wolf and her grandmother later founded lemonparty.org INTERNETZ!! First I was like " " I fear for reddit when one of these " " gets downvoted while the next one gets upvoted. First i was like: / \ "We've been very pleased with the quality of Flash on Linux in recent months," Carr said. I finally made the move to remove wheat products from my diet.. thanks I see what you did there I got there, and one of the dude's said: "That guy that made the thread, he isn't even from Ottawa." Me: I walked in and said: "Urhm... I'm here to meet random people." The hostess said: "Reddin?!". At which point I throw out another: Here, borrow mine: I quit WoW a year ago and got back into Magic: the Gathering... Arg! No Norwegian ...and yelling medic! medic! medic! medic! *right in front of them*... > I have friends in the Marines and they usually give you the if you add an H at the beginning. My name is Mohammed, and your lack of indication of which Mohammed we're talking about scares me. You... I feel the section should be much larger. New York is a great lake state... Atlanta, Florida? ** ** Maybe it was a typo and he wanted to Google something else Happens at work all the time... - so many copy-cats these days... <( )> Par de chilangos discutiendo en ingles... I guess this doesnt work if you dont have a facebook account? doesnt work if you dont have a facebook account that's one ugly manpurse Disturbingly apt. Thanks! I signed up, then discovered that Gilt only ships to US addresses. In community college, they practically GIVE you the answers. Each test comes with a formula sheet. 'more of the sweets' What is this sorcery? lol yes this is the "one refuting study", sadly as far as my friend is concerned, the ACS is a vile den of iniquity. I kind of hoped to overwhelm him with a vast wall of scientific but it seems that is not to be. Thanks though. it's like a god damned mini cloverfield monster You should have used RAILS! and don't lie I know you didn't. It's insulting. When John Sturges was directing Magnificent Seven, he sought approval from Kurosawa. It was a tribute, not a remake. Remakes are what you do 20 or 30 years down the road when new technology can contribute something new. Blatant remakes of foreign films right on the backs of the originals (Death at a Funeral ) contribute nothing new and only insult all the creative talent that originated it. It just reeks of xenophobia. That's not how you pronounce it. I remember an instance when one of my "step" uncles had just gotten out of the hospital and was visiting. He was rather young, probably in his late 20s - early 30s and I asked what happened. He said he had a heart attack, to which I replied with a hearty laugh (stemming from the fact that I dislike the guy anyways). That was the first time I ever got a genuine > I don't know how a joke about an error I didn't even make can get that many upvotes. Reddit is a surprisingly fickle site sometimes. I see what you did there You win. Really? I don't stand, but the worst I've gotten is from a secretary. Most teachers don't mind/care. I actually have a Wi-Fi network with an encryption that isn't supported by this game (even though I have a DSi... ), so I'm going to have to trade when I'm at my local coffee shop. I'll let you know when I can do this later on. Thanks a bunch! Don't feed the trolls ** ** They apparently also rated North Korea as partially free in 2002. Who is a bouncy castle? I don't think it's smart to try and outlaywer him. This is probably the best tactic, combined with alignment repercussions. On the other hand, personally, I would just give him one of these and tell him nice try but grow up. I hate Hermosillo layovers... I am very sorry I just went through your comment history and checked out your links. I guess you didn't expect that. I have personally played l4d1, l4d2, tf2, hale:ce on both platforms and noticed no difference in how fast they were played. I still play me some cs 1.6 and never get the thought "how are those fellows moving so fast as a console gamer I am rather un-use to that INTENSE SPEED ". First I was like this: ^_^ |-o-------------| That'll work great on mobile platforms, Linux, mac, etc. Aren't those meant for little kids? i read 'Going home to my cat' as 'Going down on my cat' and i was like No. Cancer has his coach. ** ** Pokemon after 151 don't count I DUNNO IS IT? *NO! DON"T EVER DO THIS!* SHANIQUA BE ALL LIKE IF SHE HEARIN' THIS MAN But it was aloud to expand. M na Lisa at first you were like Since he's nowhere to be found right now, here's my opinion. Sigh, jailbait in the top 10 searched keywords Total lack of trigger discipline. This is not.. Shai-Hulud.. So what exactly *are* they developing at Adobe? Weird...I was thinking of naming mine Robert E Lee... Why are Eukaryotes labeled "multicellular organisms"? Sure multicellular organisms are eukaryotes, but eukaryotes aren't necessarily multicellular My name is Phil Is it me, or is there totally a prominently displayed at 0:35..? I'm just going to come right out and say it: You suck. i only clicked on this link because it said NSFW. ( ) I see what you're trying to do here.. Now *that* was a killer game. ** ** For those who either don't want to watch or are at work and are afraid that the volume might cause your boss to go When I look like this: my kids know they can still get away with it. It is when I start laughing maniacally that they know they are in deep shit. Wait... This isn't a troll site?!?!?!?!? It's a link to the post in /r/ps3bc2. Click the link. John Watson's Why does your look lack a mouth? Oh it's a restaurant... I was very confused wait... how do you know he didn't. Did you watch the whole thing? Accusing stare of intelligen_ce_ ... Steve... ( ) I'm right below Washington and Baltimore so go ahead and take your pick. We can have a gang parade! Wait that's not gangsta. How do I be gangsta? Here I'll try to be all serious and gangy: > Serenity now, insanity later. Dammit I hate Reddit. There's always someone that posts the Futurama reference/relevent xkcd/Firefly quote before you get the chance. &#62;&#62;-- --> Legendary *cats.* ** ** I have no problems with tax exempt status for religions, but I do take issue at the corporate sides of many religions that use the umbrella of that exemption to remain tax free...... I'm staring at you in particular, Catholic Church Inc. I can imagine him rolling about ALL OVER my cream sofa. OMG FIREFOX. Prison for gardening. It's actually very of embarrassing now that I know how the leagues work, but I am 39 in the division 253 Bronze league. Thats not Jay-Z its Urkel They submit links directly to reddit comments on digg now? lol, martin's face = It first I was like O.O then (after looking at the source) I was like . (Did I do that right) ಠ_ಠ Billy Bob Bone. If someone told me they thought I'd look more handsome if I smiled, they'd only get one of these I had goat balls when I was little... They told me it was chicken That's alright. Nobody is judging you for your life choices. Haha.. well, at least I'm not I imagined it and "aua AUA **AUA** aua" ... oil spill obligatory All I see is a safety hazard. That much liquid next to a fuse box cannot be good ┌( )┘ **Hey guys, I'm here for the smiley thread. Sup?** *African-American* gems. .... I really have no good response to that one, other than Dude, spoilers (bah, nevermind, this game is almost 20 years old anyways) >Also for non-IRC users: Oh man, that fingers ad is disturbing to say the least. And how can someone post this without a spoiler tag... [Directed by Michel Bay] Reddit is science?? Expecting people not to click downvote when they disagree with something isn't very rational, either. Things rarely work out as good as the theory behind them -- ROAM Tags Customers Associate with This Product: "masterbatory(15)" Mirror anyone? -- And don't give me a picture of a mirror. No, they tagged it as "masterbatory" Just go up to her and start talking and getting to know her. The hard part is over, now you can relax and have a good time...ehhh I am a dude, I just realized you were looking for the ladies to respond At first i was like You again YES. This means I can't browse in college without getting . So I've kept /trees as a home thing. *reads in female voice:* 'Just go up to her and start talking and getting to know her. The hard part is over, now you can relax and have a good time... ehh I am a' You just ruined my day. I clicked that and got the 5 hour energy douche for the advertisement. Really? That's inter... wait. Generally, I spend most of my time ing at people spamming gustavs and 40mm nades from 3 feet away (or some equally annoying douchery) who I can only imagine have enormous trollface grins in real life. However, the game is still insanely fun if you have at least one other person to squad up with. As far as any kind of specific knowledge, currently the knife is mega broken and usually takes like 5 hits to kill anyone unless you're looking them square in the face and standing in one of their pant legs, so you probably want to avoid MW2 commando shenanigans. Also, in my opinion, starting out in rush is a lot easier because the maps are much less open and you kind of get a feel for what's going on without worrying about randoms punching open doors and shooting you in the mouth right as you spawn (usually.) noes. Wouldn't it be AWESOME if Alan Grayson, Sir Richard Dawkins, and the entire Valve team were also on the billboard and they were like riding a narwahl and giving a middle finger to Sarah Palin and she was all like , while they were watching firefly? So you have to google 1+1 huh? I don't know what i'd do if there was no reddit for 9 days, god forbid i might even... Write my paper . If that's what your mental image table first returns, maybe you've got a healthy sex life. --> ☼ >Wouldn't it be AWESOME if Alan Grayson, Sir Richard Dawkins, and the entire Valve team were also on the billboard and they were like riding a narwahl and giving a middle finger to Sarah Palin and she was all like , while they were watching firefly *and eating bacon*? Read it in his fucking voice. >Wouldn't it be AWESOME if Alan Grayson, Sir Richard Dawkins, and the entire Valve team were also on the billboard and they were like riding a narwahl and giving a middle finger to Sarah Palin and she was all like (*but she looked like she was holding three cocks*), while they were watching firefly and eating bacon? At first I was like, "cool trick!" Then I looked at the user name. Now I'm like [** **](//#awkwardpenguin) ** ** His...what? Who knew that the 'n' key was the only thing standing between us and the end of civilization. ** ** Is this a tattoo on her chest? b/c the judge was like ^_^ |-------------o-| You can't do what I suggested without rooting your phone. As to "haven't had a good reason" ... It was an attempt at a recursion joke. A reusable bag in a plastic bag made me think of recursion, and the first example I could remember was wine. Wine is a windows compatibility layer for linux. Ahhh, I done bad USA: to Israel yeah reddit is totally not like 4chan, bacon bacon narwhals Wrong font is wrong. What did I just watch there? "semi militaristic" I will never buy another Hyundai. Neither should you... When I had to put a new transmission into it twice in under two years. And the transmission cost more than the car. did it 2 years ago, got massacred. won't do it again Text substitution doesn't work in Adium or Firefox I think this calls for some . Hmmm. Yes, "Where can I register the domain name " is an appropriate alternative title to "We now have non-Latin domain names." Nice one, Sony. IMO, so is I used to know someone whose last name was Harakal and when I asked her how to pronounce it she said "it's Hare-uh-cull like Miracle". I was like . "You mean, meer-uh-cull?" If I remember correctly Homer did a perfect With a keypad you can hold down the alt key, and type 3232, release it, and you get this ಠ. Perfect for ^_^ |---o-----------| ^_^ |-----------o--| Bad uterus. If my flatmate stormed into my room and asked me, which store sold the kind of USB-cable he simply could not live without, he'd probably get a and a quick pat on the forehead to check for signs of acute fever. ^_^ |--------------o| ^_^ |--o---------| ^_^ |--------o-| ^_^ |-------o--| ^_^ |---------o| ^_^ |--------o-| ^_^ |-------o--| Reading is for losers yet she's on a social network site that communicates through writing. You used a lower-case L instead of an I. 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Yep and eurythmy. ** ** tagging for easy place to copy from ╚( )=┐ *Hivemind* *Hivemind* *Hivemind* Don't you give me lip Misaki! *Hivemind* I am disappoint. it's worded so it sounds prettier than what it actually says. which is...we're greedy dicks who want more of your money so we're going to start charging for something that used to be free. ( ) indeed. 'round these parts you get a if you start talking about some "crystal" If it doesn't have to die, it doesn't belong on the barbecue You just had to go there, didn't you? Cool story bro haha, nice touch with the ** ** depends what part of it. and how deep... They want to do what naow How do you shoot the orange portal with a one button mouse ? Looks a little bit like " " to me :D *Hivemind * I was imagining like Catch Me If You Can shit and I see some free pretzel cards... In that scenario, I'm sure you could just explain what was going on, and you would get off without anything but a warning. Maybe not even a warning, maybe a chuckle. Unless you look like a creeper, in which case the... the policeman... Also, on deviantart you run the risk of having to wade through *furry art*. If you cant tell, Im going to have to suggest that you move to Digg ....but it's not an iPhone with the cool Apple logo so it is inferior by default. narwhals and bacon and My girlfriend asked me what "Ground zero" meant last night. She hears it all the time but had no idea what the meaning was Too late i'm looking at 4chan for answers.... I will time my attack with my Viagra clock and use the hot salt from the break room to nullify the effects of the anti bacterial gel. ಠ_ಠ That's no narwhal. Did you just divide by zero? I bought Ecks vs. Sever for a dollar on VHS when I was a kid. I want my dollar back Still working on B myself... I just realized pretty much all my cereals have gluten containing products in them. I figured rice crispies would be cool but noooo bastards gotta put malt flavoring in it. ^_^ |-o---------| You did clean up that trash, didn't you? Wow, no one can take a joke... ever. Reddit, I am disappoint . What's your agenda? I read the comments and still clicked to check I thought I had put an end to this mister? i hate the kids who think theyre the shit and make everyone else feel horrible. my sister is in middle school and shes one of those people now. i want to fucking kill her. those people ruined my life for 3 years. I concur with your eloquent... uhhh... today i woke up, and the fucker i had hog tied and sodomized all night was standing over my bed giving me this look . awkward! I went there last year, I didnt see this At first I was like ** ** Your friend also has a Coldplay poster. Am I the only one that noticed that they only have a Digg link? Exactly - if someone started talking like that around any group of philosophers I've ever known the response would be a room full of . It's not like you're going to show up somewhere and someone will say "Oh, sorry, *tomorrow* was supposed to be the day to delete it... You can't fit a hamburger in there! ** ** not really Ones that are still somewhat new and aren't raped for karma. " " lies firmly in the "raped for karma" camp. It's been nearly 4 years, people. Give it up. Pedobears and bottoms Both of our first times. Blood. Everywhere. Throwing up. Blood. Everywhere. Blood. Lol good for you. ( ) If you cant borrow only thing i can think of is if you have a credit card, go buy a watch or something with it and then pawn it off. You'll have to pay a little interest but not as much as if you didnt pay rent. That's not a nice name for your wife Why is radioactivity such a controversial topic? Rage! Come on, who are you going to believe? BP or an nonpartisan professor at Purdue? When people discussing politics constantly use words like "probably" and "Legali**s**e", they *probably* don't know wtf they are talking about. Why girls of reddit? Yet.... you are on Reddit Right.. We should uplift all drug laws in the US. That's the smart thing to do. ... This looks suspiciously racist.... This is why when I ask you for a cigarette, you ask me for a joke. I tell my joke, and you've already heard it. Every fucking time! Plus I am a pretty shitty joke teller. I know what you do all day! There's just something really wrong with food in our society. It's even worse for a guy, even if you're overweight you still get the occasional when you order a salad. You aren't supposed to YEAAAHHH your own post. Couldn't care / could care. . In ANY state driving without a license is an arrestable offense. I'm on to you trolly... I doubt he's being forced not to talk to them in the sense that they would put him jail otherwise. Although he's personally okay the with the interview, I got the impression that the white house simply told him not to and he's going along with their suggestion for his sister's sake. Even if it's perfectly legal, why would he want to go against Obama's wishes? He's the goddamn president. I wouldn't want the president giving me his look of disapproval. On that note I withdraw my fake job offer. At first I read 'humans', and I was all.. Rule 34 on the reddit alien? Now you got me curious. Everyone down vote until he gives in and tells us. A billion times? NARF! Video! Why is this getting downvoted. The most offensive part of that was the quotes around "greatest" and "sport". Google Docs: I'm looking at you. No one cares about your retarded son's retarded drawings. Holy shit this video made me uncomfortable. That laugh, and why did those children have to turn their heads like that a la the Exorcist? I was expecting a cute laughing baby video What is this I don't even.. 1 hour. At first I was like \o/, but then I was like the face .... here, use this. I can't believe nobody noticed the in the second panel. Now I'm waiting for Triple to come along. 00:55 \m/ \m/ People who enjoy **TXTing and driving**. It's natural to feel uncomfortable. At first I was all like, , but then I was all like, :D ಠ ಠ I know where you are stealing these .gif's and I do not approve. 7734206 I had to read it a few times to understand what you meant... then I was like . I bet the HOA would ** ** Tiger??? Wait, are you saying you're glad you still have the potential to be like Hitler? Rabbit? Reddit, I am disappoint. we'll need a truetruereddit soon, wont' we? Duck tours can be cool, and its a good way to see the city. If you do choose to take one, keep this in mind. Don't fucking quack at everyone you pass by. We are not amused . A digg user since 2006.. :) It looks shitty enough on a 46" TV, why blow that up? it seems trying to point out the apparent flaws of redditors earns you no karma. who would have though.... "Thank you micheal..." "I bet the phones are going to be ringing." Girls don't poop. Was that supposed to be a Kamehameha? My taco truck won't start and there was nothing in this article to show me how to start my truck. Not happy 17 minutes. Fine, I'm an ignorant, I didn't know there was life beyond that movie, but you don't have to bite my head off I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE! YOU ARE THE MOST ORIGINAL ASSHAT ON THIS PLANET! This may be cool in the future, but as of now... You wish him a happy reddit birthday and you don't even upvote him? NOT COOL ** ** This phenomenon: I see what you did there. Wear a dishdasha and black plastic frame glasses. This should be your facial expression for the evening: . Enjoy! Mean people. **Nuclear warhead programmer**. I'd place a somewhere in the memory milliseconds before the blast. Years ago, when I was in my second year of college and still working the graveyard shift in a convenience store, I was out sweeping up the parking lot (as we did every night). A guy pulled in (driving right past me and my dustpan and broom!) and, before getting out of his car, dumped his car's ashtray out in the ground next to his car. But why would I give karma to someone who doesn't agree with me? Came to upvote this comment and express my disapproval: the no warpgate was very Your lower-case followed by upper-case leads me to assume you are a JavaScript function I was about to say, "alright my name is available!", then it got to the price screen and I went Au contraire, that is not a question at all same, I dated a girl who said she didn't mind, but would give me the all the time. this website though... I dunnooooooo haha.......ha???? I got a call from one of my mums friends asking if I could come over and sort out her computer. She needed all of her programs reinstalling after a reset. When I got there, I asked what had happened to the computer. She told me that when she had turned on the pc, the screen had looked funny. She had proceeded to call the PC World (big UK based computer sales company) tech support line for help. After explaining the problem, the technician at the end of the line took her through some steps to try and sort it (never asked her to reboot though!). After not solving the problem, the technician decided the only solution was to format the pc and reinstall Windows. He then proceeded talk her through the entire process of doing this over the phone. When it was done, the computer worked fine again, although it obviously had none of her apps. I asked what exactly had looked wrong with it before the format, and gods honest truth, this is what she said - "The icons were all big and it had the words 'safe mode' written on the screen"... removed from youtube Not being able to find a decent place to live for less than 2,300 a month. jawknee530i happy: jawknee530i mad: House: I like suits obviously not a lost fan My money is on a black guy who bought that car instead of taking care of his kids The loser is your colon. Comic Sans is it any good? I'm pissed as i had the downloadlink but didn't have CS:S installed. now i do the slots have all been filled. When I saw the two photos i was First rule... Well, it *was* a well-kept secret. ewwww bacon Yes, because people who don't pay their debts back do it deliberately, not because they can't afford it. So if youre attractive you must look white? And by the way white people *are* ethnic too. Oh, yes. Let's turn to the state to punish BP. The same state that has murdered more than 30 million people in less than a century was certainly my first though on who to turn to to have sea-otters and shrimp protected, too... It's like watching a car crash. ...Oh wait. My favorite insane psilocybin/LSD "fact" is that it makes your blood run backward. I know several people that *actually fucking believe this*. (_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_( ) ** ** I heard that song on the radio, kind of enjoyed it, and decided to research it. Imagine my horror when I found out I was fond of a Miley Cyrus song. I googled some of the lyrics, found the title, typed it into YouTube, and BAM! There's Miley Cyrus. My wife was standing next to me at the time and gave me a As I was going down the list, I thought to myself, "Oh, so basically all the same food/animal items you'd find at any Chinatown in any major city." Then I saw the antibacterial bikini underwear for boys... > (,(,(,(,(,(,(,(,(,(,(,( ) I don't know to be proud of Bear or to give him the ...You come to r/christianity to fap. ...no. This seems too good to be true. > Liar I read the first half of the title assuming they tagged some drunk friend that blacked out at a party and lol-ed until I read the entire title and then -ed. >I wish /r/grooveshark wasn't banned. i'd like to see your research in to temporal mechanics and quantum singularities if you dont mind..... at first i was all like :( then i was like then i was totally like >< why the ? I wouldn't know, I haven't seen one in forever why does there have to be a half naked dude on the cover, every fucking time. men's health *Books*? My roommate doesn't vote. His excuse is he never knows anything so he doesn't feel justified in voting. As he began that excuse at first I was like but then I was like :) I will not blink At first I but then I lol'd. their on y curtain? Punchline in the title. ^_^ |--------o-------| You made me think that there was actually a sequel to Castaway . Facebook. . . Looks like an airplane to me? Serbia is in the Balkans! Sharks, I am dissapoint. ** ** You're* [8] You made my brain hurt I'm not sure that will work for me ** ** BTW, this is a serious question hehe Dammit... this article has ruined me! I read that as "one of the posers answered with this link". He was the of the Victorian age. but that looks like a man hand.. my point still stands, you posted in askreddit... I approve of the jelly, disapprove of the Skippy mines from In the middle of an orgasm it actually feels pretty good. **Honest**. Have your girl try it next time ... A lot of rednecks will be very diss'point Are acceptable characters in an SSID? If so, add them. What's going on here I do this at home because I sit to pee at home....but certainly not at a public urinal. You'd be getting many of these if you did. Someone needs to add to her face. I wish I was smart enough to do it. > Why'd you have to pull out the race card? 4.2MB PNG This doesn't change the fact that I'm still . at first I was like and then I saw your UN and I was like ;;^.^ i don't think i've ever read a story that made me go from :D to :( in such a short amount of time. i'm still "cut your hair, bitch" I have no idea what you are talking about Because firing a rocket back will surely stop the violence cycle! Slobber and snot and fur-that-hasn't-been-washed-in-a-week all over my clean sheets and pillows. Yeah, real cute. Cry me a fucking river. ** x ∞** You *would* think that, sighty. I actually discovered this the other day in my Statistics class. It was for a binomial distribution. Females were assigned 0, and males were assigned 1. I was like Is Westboro Baptist Church boycotting this thread yet? narwhals bacon pedobear alien orangered cuils ceiling cat YEEEEEEEEEEEAAH the dude abi-ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOT AD I would be, if the game was available here. 36 days to wait for release THEN WHO WAS I just applied there for this summer. I'm rereading the Dark Tower books. Now in my mind's eye, Mordred is always going to have a on his face. See, now if it had actually been who made that post, rather then you, it would have been ten times more hilarious. 1. Select ...wait, that was the villain's line. Ginger. "This is highly significant not just for computer buffs but for all **Australians**" ** ** Im still at lol, I'm an American. I don't know who Joey Tribiani is. I just think Scottish accents are sexy. :P And no, I don't mean a frowny face, I mean this: - you disgust me, snoop dawgy dogg I see what you did there. If what another poster said is true and his account was only two hours old, this has to be the strangest case of drive-by raging I've ever seen. * * ┌П┐ [ ] ┌П┐ 11401 now x.x...wait....i see wat you did thar >*Steve...* lights at the top of the stairs, i dont have this problem anymore. it sucks when someone thinks its funny to turn off the lights while im down there though edit: Chel Not like this... x = variable. Why do you taunt me with things so far away? Don't you start > Haha... you found me! Hope you don't look at all my posts bradycampaign.org... I'm on a flight right now with my laptop an inch away from my face because the dude in front of me just reclined his seat. ..............., .......... For a recipe thread with over 550 comments, I swear there are no more than 5 recipes here. Making jokes about disabled people is not funny, sir. not funny at all. I'm so sorry that you even attempted that joke. you used imageshack and not imgur? Akridge. I've only met one other person outside my family with it. And she pronounced it incorrectly . l say let him out. l bet when he arrives at the examination, he will be warmly received with looks of disapproval How'd you know my last name? Yes, thus I display my disapproval. Did you notice they guy behind J.J. to the left. . I hadn't noticed, but when I clicked back on the image, I was expecting to see a very black guy. This is why we can't have nice things. Dude, he was just trying to be helpful. I hiked Mt Washington on Sunday. Nice panorama. Did you enjoy the black flies as much as I? Say, "Yes... and **clearly**, so are you." ** ** good point This is going to sound fake, but oh well. When I was married, my ex and I hung out at bars quite a bit. One night she runs out of the bathroom and grabs my hand, dragging me into the lady's room. There's a very attractive, drunk lady fixing her hair, and my wife says "here he is, show him". My wife is giddy with the fact that the girls tits are fake, but feel so real. The lady lifts her shirt. My wife's telling me "squeeze them, go on, she doesn't mind, can you *believe* how real they feel" and my wife gets one of her tits out for the lady to feel, and they're comparing, and moving my hand from one tit to the other. A girl comes out of the stall and gives me , but then reaches over and grabs the lady's other tit. "They *do* feel real." So she unbuttons her shirt and out come her tits, so now I'm feeling those, and my wife's one exposed tit, and the lady with the fake tits' tit. "Look at her nipples; they're awesome" my wife is squealing. I screwed the whole thing up by saying "then suck them" (my ex was into girls). I got two from the other ladies, and that ended that fun. > ** ** Hey. I was born in that year. Down voted for declawing I'm sure someone would totally rather trick a one night stand into having a baby with them than be protected against STDs.... HAH. Yes, why isn't there a picture of a fist instead? Or maybe a Rude Boy. That's a brand that makes really large anal toys, if ya didn't know. And if you did know.... Is a North vs South Korea *full* scale war really that likely. I know it's fun to imagine these Tom Clancy pipe dreams, but seriously . " " is not a sentence. Someone always has to be *that guy*. Now you're just messing with me Digg? Seriously? Could not upvote harder. I've heard far too many people say that Bush took so long to act because he hates black people, but Obama is simply making sure all of the facts are correct before acting. Protip: the President doesn't have much real power here except to go at people and declare an emergency zone. Thanks, it's been a fun day replying to all these messages. :P (unless you meant that as a sarcastic comment, in that case ) One day that man is going to end up in the emergency room, and then i'm going to be all like . I love all the comics they've been doing, they really flesh out the universe. Unlike Still Flying . I'm in that boat. I'm the senior IT specialist in my company, and I need to be clean shaven, no long hair, and a suit every single day. The CEO wouldn't have it any other way. I tried some chin scruff this past winter, and got dirty looks. that comment has already been posted [0] this comment has already been posted () () ** ** I read this as *OMG Mass Effect 2*. this post has already been commented I concur. In fact, I'll see your :| and raise you a I'm not sure why you're dissing Yahoo. At least they never made my email publicly searchable. What is a 'special' reason for visiting Sweden? At the very bottom of the post is a look of disapproval - Then give them the Larry David Too Old. At first I was like :( and then I was like She isn't voluptuous. And it is our duty to the uninformed wherever needed. For science, the future of reddit, and the future of the world! "bad" I think you meant Microsoft: At the rate of downvotes, I cannot afford another reply..although I would have liked to. I was just giving the guy shit, but I forgot how serious everyone is here. A 10" pianist. ! Your website does that annoying double refresh thing so my back button doesnt work. What is this? I don't even. OH I GET IT YOU MADE A SLIDE RULE JOKE HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA Thumbnail = "Oh Yeah!" - ┌( )┘ [WALL] That's the realest I've yet to see on an everyday Joe. Meh, I guess it just creeps me out. It's kind of like if I found out that my dad posted on casual encounters on craigslist. Nikki speaks amazingly well for being deaf all her life.... Lol, the thick eyebrows really give it extra Huh? There has been evidence of Neanderthal tool use way before this. ** ** Vader's PINK LIGHT SABRE! Not sure, but his comments range from " " to "Bathroom time = time away from the woman". Such insight is hard to turn away from. Here let me try: ,\`> ┌( )┘ < , \` You disappoint hivemind. Ed Furlong ruined T2. Spunky kid with "hip" slang + killer cyborgs from the future = suckage (unless the cyborgs kill the annoying kid in the most brutal possible way) T2 was like an extended version of your mom walking in on you masturbating...(cool cyborg fight with guns and knife-arms) *fapfapfap* (Annoying kid: 'hasta la vista baby') Yeah, in his case it's ** ** Hey! My first . Followed by three more. One more and Yahtzee! ## ## Again... The farce is strong in this one. ,\`> ┌( )┘ < , \` ,\`> ┌( )┘ < , \` Go to the top of this page, and in the search box, type " ", and press enter. Then, find a result with the "look of disapproval", and cut and paste from there. "I am a genie! I shall grant you... ... men, a single wish together!... Nuts and bolts isnt a racing game. Holy crap, I literally just logged onto reddit searching for so I could copy and paste it into a chat. ,\`> ┌( )┘ < , \` .... I thought MIT was supposed to be on the cutting edge of technology and things. This review is about five years too late to save my delicate sensibilities from the outrages that this book and its kin have unleashed upon an unsuspecting world of English teachers who care about things such as grammar, logical plot structure and meaningful syntax. Its easiest to just copy paste this: ** ** ,\`> ┌( )┘ < , \` You participate in ghost hunting <marquee> </marquee> A co-worker and I both read reddit and do it to each other quite a bit. I hear him laugh, turn he tells me what it is and I dont see whats so lol about it ಠ_ಠ Soon after I will LOL about something try to explain and get in return. Sometimes you just gotta keep the lol's to yourself. Mine is saved as a file called .txt in my Documents. That way all I have to do is hit F2 and copy it whenever it's needed. What Reddit? Too soon? Fuck starlings. Little bitches carry salmonella and made a nest above my microwave Haha, yeah, I know--wait, what? Whilst discussing the Israel incident with family and friends, I can't help but say flotilla with an accent similar to Tali's, I've gotten the quite a few times about it. 8 minutes in the game : " He did stop the mining for a good 5 minutes " .. ┌П┐ ┌П┐ ಠ_ಠ why aren't you working? Really? That's the PC version? That makes a bit more sense. On a mac, looks more like an uncomprehending stare from a nerd, which is funny in its own right. ^ ^ I'm not so sure I believe you with a username such as yours... ┌∩┐( )┌∩┐ I just beat the game with 120 stars, which is surprising considering I stopped at around 90 on SMG. Some were a pain in the ass. I started on the green stars... I am frustrated. how's that supposed to be a joke...? 5mb for a coin-flip app? ( )///////////////> they usually do too... yours did a lot. i dont ever use the smile, but i do winks and :p sometimes. :/ is a gem, sometimes i send it by itself, always gets her guessing. wish i could on my dumb phone sometimes. Hey Sockpuppets...do (did) you ever play TF2 on the Animal House [AH] Dustbowl server? I wonder if you are that guy. > Yea normally reposts don't bug me, but for real this is still on the front page of /r/pics and it was posted like 13 hours ago. WE MEET AGAIN. - He's hacking the Gibson! and yet you use a mac... I try not to, but it's hard. The thing that most annoys me is when I say I like lots of different styles (Blues, rock etc), but I'm a heavy metal fan at heart. Most times the response is, "Heavy metal? All that shouting? It's just noise!" Me: I bet this girl would be the first to give a to the pasty white guys who only want to date Asian girls because "they are feminine and submissive, not like American girls." And yet, she's doing the same thing. Just to cool to vote ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I see hwat you did there. As a resident, I that. Yeah, even I was like... Look of disapproval ** **   Someone has the gift of good timing UND How much would you enjoy it? I was looking for pictures of the Hoff today... Oh, shit, why didn't I title this with " " ? Seal: rule 34 on Thanks. ,\`> ┌( )┘ < , \` I usually at managers that do this before they get to me and it keeps them from bothering me. Trust me, if my food is fucked up or I have a complaint *I'll* find **you**. I hate when they interrupt my conversation and my meal to check up on my meal. Servers I don't mind as much. It's their job to be my food contact. GNU parted !=gparted. Jedi Academy Is it terribly slow? Yes it is but it doesn't mean I will stop coming to Reddit. You sir, suspiciously sound like a member of Digg to me Hopefully Reddit hasn't already forgot about him . IDK about anyone else but the internet has definitely killed my attenOMG HOUSE IS ON BRB. It seems like you're avoiding the question . Does she wear make up? None of them drink gin... Son I'm dissapoint I take offense to that You know, you don't *have* to be here. There's always Digg.... I disapprove this HTML Experiment: Devisualizing white text on a light blue background Apologies for the non-imgur link, uploading from my location 'has been disabled'... Dangerous for who exactly? My eyes! Cannot be unseen Nice try, Israel... It was sarcasm therefore I was using the popular form of "awesome" I am actually understanding more and more on why my gay friend believes that. My boyfriend has said there is actual porn of girls sucking in and the pushing out air from their vajoozles. 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Where's your cake? I just copied " " and saved it into a document labeled "look of disapproval" I don't see anything but a mix of opinion across the board. Not everyone is going to say things that make you feel warm and cozy. Get off your confirmation bias kick and chill the fuck out. I'm thinking you should maybe subscribe to this sub reddit if you know whats good fer ya Step 1: highlight like so Oh god my eyes "They are doing everything possible to stem the leak." I'm a dood I'm watching you... ,\`> ┌( )┘ < , \` <== ==> according to the World Bank, in 2008 there were 127,704,000 people in Japan. That would mean about 63,852,000 women. Randomly assuming 90% of those women get married at some point in their life, yes, there are 57,466,800 women who could be your subservient asian sex goddess. > there are 57,466,800 women who could be yoursubservient asian sex goddess. OMG please do an AMA The link doesn't seem to display anything... Hmmm Is this real? I'm not advertising, and if you don't get it..then At first I was like , then I was like ಠ‿ಠ. > This is why we're not getting Episode 3. Haaaaaaaaa... Then she almost gets hits by a car pulling out. What kind of grapes have they been eating? ** ** Right, because LBP was the first game to have an editor None? Saw Transformers 2, Revenge of the Fallen in the cinema. I didn't know teenage boys could squeal like that. Pretty the much the whole thing = NOTHING predates the internets! Some friends told me that "the internet is a good place to host private images." Copy paste Ahadith are blasphemy. Somehow nowhere on this list is mentioned "The Crow" WTF and a SERIOUS No witty debate? I am disappoint. Yeah, as leftist as the Democratic Party. to old? Didn't know I needed to link to source when it's a crosspost. Ah. I'm English by birth too.. Parents HAD to move to this snow storm country a few years back though and haul me over too No matter what the top comment is, I will also be doing this. Awesome. They will get bonus points if I'm like 80 and Reddit still exists and I see a post of "I just tore down the kitchen in my house and I found I think you forgot something... ** ** Why are all the actors in the movie good looking? WAIT!! He said "REDDIT READER" not redditor!! Just *how* is that relevant? Your words cut like knives. To ld I'm a girl. Im sure he never said that The people with 's for faces at the bottom are the admins, as per SubaruKayak's original depiction of them. I think it's pretty safe to assume that's how thery actually look. I don't know what the dinosaur-man grabbing the bear-octo-shark is all about... GIRLFRIEND. He has yet to propose. I am for everything except eyes and skin I just found that a bit scary to be honest Anti-semit. \> < Yeah, it doesn't make much of a difference in the women's washroom. If a girl squats, it sprays *everywhere*. I hope you can garner some interest. Website usability usually takes a back seat to eye candy and/or advertising revenue. H W Special!? ** ** We're coming for you..... » « This is a normal cat with no to it at all. I'm downvoting you, but giving you an orangered so you can think about what you've done. I'm guessing you didn't like Inglorious Bastards either, did you? Excuse me sir, just what kind of porn were you looking for? you think we'd forget we know you're home alone (ಠ_ಠ) *( )* ctrl-c -> ctrl-v is the easiest. do what i always do, start staring at the guy beside you like this: Install the font (Kedage.dfont) from the linked site, that'll turn ◽_◽ back into . < > As a native Alabama iPod farmer, I can assure you that you're retarded. Nice try DEA. Welp, it's conclusive, I'm fucking doomed. As a human being with some classes in economics, you can get your Ipod from anywhere but you have to have something to trade for it. That's why every country/region/state/city/town/person specializes in something... and the world some how continues to turn. just sayin ** ** we know how old you are....... ಠ_ಠ Agreed. Neither of them talked about the monetary cost of each side . throw new Exception(" "); Only when it comes to Reddit's search engine. I was thinking more Sermon on the Mount. Done Thanks ??????? ??????? ## me gusta You just became my mortal enemy *Gawk* And that is supposed to excuse that? An sticks of gum. I'm on to you! Copy and paste: WILT! *I look at you furiously* redditor for 1 hour..... ### ### ctrl-c -> ctrl-v is the easiest. ctrl-c -> ctrl-v is the easiest. Paramore = Win...the other two... We're not friends. GOTO statements? Why are you downloading so many N64 Roms? You'd better own a legitimate copy of the games Damn, wanted pics. Dennis Kucinich wins 46% of matches. for shame America. ...You should have mentioned this in the original post. Wall is watching you masturbate. oh god I hear that super loud still. my flatmate at uni (a computing student ) actually uses aol mail. I think I die a little inside when I hear it. Damn him and his loud speakers! The comments on reddit don't bother me so much, but the original subject matter... ! So did i. I see what you did there. Double ,\`> ┌( )┘ < , \` Have you no shame, linking to digg on reddit. ,\`> ┌( )┘ < , \` Good question. I bought the 2-pack as well, only to find out I had a faulty drum kit (the jacks didn't work).... 2 days out of warranty. YOU BROKE MY BRAIN! * * Staring contest! Well, that went peachy! Is that a recolored finnish flag According to that I'm most likely gay. Time to stop getting aroused by all that straight pron methinks. You don't know what game this is? At first I was like Oprah website. Then I was like O.O this is awesome. I will do whatever I can to help this guy get his own show. Why did you allow her to let the cat get this way? You should have taken control of things. You're basically an enabler. I very much disapprove. Talk to your friend, and if she doesn't change, you take the cat. You live together, so it's basically just a transferring of responsibility. Responsibility you should have taken already. ** ** Is there a reason I can't downboat this trash? ..why? That comic you posted . She sounds like my current gf. > .....no.....no i am not. should have 'd him. Dude... get a sense of humor Beckham was Le sigh. Or produce one. Is ** ** the face you make when you orgasm? As soon as you get a boner, Stop what your doing, If she is talking then stand up and interupt her by boldly stating,"I got a boner." Eye contact can make or break the relationship so be sure to stare at her like this . You should be staring for about 30 seconds and then preceed to the bathroom to take care of that problem. When you're done, walk back out to her and act like nothing happened. > 'd WTF What's going on here? =| ** ** Your karma will show the distaste we have for your spam links ... Old news bud. That's what I read, and I was all ready to That is all. BP. . ** ** I always end up picking 17 I concur with the ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ The old man should have posed looking up the skirt with the old women with on her face yes, you and everyone else on reddit it seems... They pulled the story Good job, BP: you broke the fucking ocean. ** ** No it doesn't, it goes to imgur Just wow... I was agreeing with most of the movies I had seen on the list, until it got to Transformers. Then I was People who ask very open-ended questions. That's embroidery, not cross stitch. Work number? holy shit that's not a good idea, google voice numberr maybe. just copy-paste it. it's the reddit way. yeah. dancing. this is EXACTLY what i want I almost want to mail you a Darklord to make your collection complete, but alas, no. I won't. ** ** Mom? You've been a redditor for *8 months*? Why is everyone here linking to fucking 4chan? my face = completely off topic right now but how do people make this face on the computer i just copy and paste how do you make that dam face?! 50 in a 35? ** ** Sir <( )> - Kirby uses Look of Disapproval, it is very effective. People standing on the left side of the escalator A living vuvuzela. He looks hilariously uncomfortable/is flashing his Nope, not sociopathy; just regular psychopathy. I'll be waiting for you tomorrow with some duct tape, a burlap sack, a bag of sand chiggers and a cheese grater Had. Or if they were just having fun alternating between calling it a duck and a goose from post to post (which you promptly ended ) TL;DR: do you mean this guy * In that scene? I'd say it's a downer if you have any compassion in your soul. Ceci n'est pas une link. At first, I was like He didn't. You sick fuck. ** ** No Fight Club, huh? I am Jack's sense of . Like one of my coworkers says "Sharing is Caring!" while she shares her workload with me. Her boobs are like with eyebrows... Came here to post this. Sensationalist title is sensationalist. Your logics are interesting This bill is written by 75+ year olds that have no fucking clue what the internets is. They think it's something centralized and there is just a single off switch. They have no fucking clue what they are talking about. what is that a "ಠ\_ಠ?" That would tie the current largest android phones in terms of built in storage. Unless there is no SD slot, in which case indeed i like the cat chillin' at the end, he's all like What's wrong with the pendeltåg? Accused cop responds with and: And make sure the encrypted folder is called My wife has that as the ringtone when I call her. At first I was like but now I'm like :3 Does anyone get to be an [employed] journalist nowadays? Where is denoting that the icon should be a pair of boobs. I was all like but then I was like (＾ー＾)b Do you REALLY need to tempt that fate... .......... Its crazy I've traveled all over Europe and South America and yet I can't even get into Canada. If they are going to be like that I'm not even sure I want to. Our bacon is better anyways How are you typing? I autopiloted to singleplayer, player through ~80% of it thinking, "Dang...it's a good game and all, but I swear this is a repost." Then I checked back here, and went from to :D o=======<() BzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz ═════════< BZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzBBZZZZBZBZZZZZZZZZzzzzz I prefer arrabiata I'm not sure that the average non-redditer knows how to spell . did i hear yodeling somewhere in there? So you stole his first submission from him :^O o=======<() BzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz Oh I see what you did there It even has awesome face in it, really? Does someone have a term paper due? Coz we're always building satellites 'n shit, most people assume we build satellites in our free time too. I got this username to prove them wrong. Tldr; TV is based on ratings. This is your fault, American consumers. Charlotte, NC: NASCAR so...everything worked out? I just saw this on TV and I was like ** ** Lame. came here with a brilliantly witty one — ctrl-f — ⌘+ AHHH it took me a while but I finally saw it. Well done OP, well done. At first I was all like then i was like :0 Nice. What can you say of ? I see what you did there. Asian lady = I talk back. 5 minutes in which direction? I swear to god I'm not trying to be anything my user name wouldn't suggest Stop it. The Lakers. Im looking at you Luke Walton You had me until you felt compelled to talk about those ridiculous FiveFingers things. Tell them I said So you're trying to send the message "I want to befriend you" by jerking her around and tweaking her in psychological place where you know she's sensitive and perpetuating her fear? Yes, ok, pirates . Certainly seems like the CD-Key is already registered maybe. still 650€ . nothing changed when I turned 25. Man, I can't play this on my iPhone. victual No no no no no! Do NOT dig up those ET games, they've been buried for a reason When I was about 13/14 (now 22), back in highschool a friend of mine was throwing a party at her house. For some distrubed reason she decided to make a pimp / ho's party (even at that age I was still :| to the whole idea of young teenages having such a themed party). Naturally, I decided to go as a ho, so I had the whole get up, skanky dress, bad make up (I also a hardcore metalhead at the time so I had really long hair which I had tied into pigtails) with big ol' army boots on. Since we were all at that age when you just sort start drinking we were all light weights and I got really drunk and ended up running around the street outside her house all dressed up, and some dude on a bike I know spots me, pedels back to our neighbourhood as fast as he can to tell everything that there's a "hot naked chick down the road". About 5 minutes later loads of people I know from my area have all come riding on their bikes and mopeds expecting to see some 'hot naked drunk chick' only to discover me, pissed as a fart, dressed as a slut bumbling around the street. Keep in mind I'm quite a hairy guy so I had my hairy chest poking through the dress. This was probably my first ever IRL encounter with . Don't mean to be rude here, but "i took 7 ecstasy tablets" and "i drank 3 litres of vodka" ? Hardly believable man. You did *not* just say that. Kareem: That is too appropriate of a remark. No, it's . I... Seats taken. If this is a smart ass post from our game with the UK last week, then you can go suck a lemon. that is a good idea and I'm considering it. seeing what my closest peers would think about that would be hilarious though - I grew up in a social culture where early work is not seen favorably (... ). The things that fervent nationalism do to people..... Seriously? There is a bar in Dallas called Lee Harvey's? Java If I wanted to learn to play the guitar I wouldn't be spending my time playing videogames Yes but people don't get high and *then* start conflict, they get high to avoid it. He probably planned on fucking this game up so he got really blitzed beforehand just so he could zone out all of the Photo I took a long time ago, before the meme came about. Yeah where were you and your girl for the Mckay's meetup? 8===D- - You can wrap it up in all the wobble you want, but it's still the Vengaboys. Chrispy, I am disappoint. ** ** Wow... sorry, dude, you look pathetic Stonefish is one of those photos As a Tuba player, all I have to say is You ruined the joke. ** ** GOD DAMNIT. Every single one. O RLY? Yo dawg, I heard you had a pregnant, So I put a pregnant in your pregnant before you accidentally a pregnant. Now ALL YOUR PREGNANT BELONGS TO US and will multiply OVER 9000!!!. That was a cool story, bro. Now, I CAN HAZ A pregnant? If not, you're going to make Keanu sad . Fucking pregnants, how do they work? This is why we can't have nice pregnants. My pregnant is not amused. ALL GLORY TO THE PREGNANT. Even the lion's annoyed "All Mexicans carry knives" and "You know how Indian professors are, so mean to women". During a meeting between us teaching assistants (mexican girl, indian girl, indian guy) and our boss, Mrs. W. I see what you did there wat? the baby certainly has on his eyes Leekspin... We meet again. One time I was working as a cashier at Michael's, and I was in the back office counting deposits with my supervisor and the store manager (my boss). This annoying as hell supervisor was making really disgusting comments about blowjobs OVER and over, and after I made a "I'm really grossed out right now" face, my manager said "What are you, a lesbian?" I couldn't decide if I should laugh or be offended...or both. Madonna's "Like a Prayer" [ ] owl of disapproval ^ is one of the people who voted De Rossi as man of the match Kid with vuvuzela Don't worry about it. Traditional vote driven Atlantic Canadians like myself will move there and conquer the province. Resistance is futile. In unison: "You're a solipsist?????!!!! " ,\`> ┌( )┘ < , \` I was under the impression that all 13 year olds are straight edge. The youth of today! Oh... OK. Yeah then I can completely understand.... You haven't actually clicked the tab . . . it's a crosspost, not a repost. Tribble has no eyes. Ш Ш Stop fucking around in that stupid box and fix the cracks already, wtf is your problem? While you're showing off I've got to use my neighbors bathroom because every sun in every universe is exploding simultaneously out of my *toilet*. Of your time. thanks canda. no really. thanks alot. I'm keeping one of the signs I made as an inaugural souvenir. See you guys again next year. Downvote. Read username. :-/ Take back downvote. Every so often I find something that makes me love imgur more. When those traps arise in conversation I usually just give em one of these to avoid such situations in the future. At first I was like , but then I saw it was to the cooking subreddit and was like ^\_^ k i clicked..saw you've been around for a year...cool i thought..then my eyes wandered left...gonewild posts, [M] gonewild posts Considering Obama is President now and the Act isn't gone. if i spent a whole shitload of quarters to make it to that boss and i was hit with a seemingly impenetrable wall of purple death id make one of these: flip off the screen and walk away mumbling fuck a lot '93? Woah, woah woaaah there guy. That's a little bit too out there. What kind of other dirty perversions do you hold?! *Wait... don't tell me* Honey and Jim bean. 1 part wisky 3 parts jim bean ......................... I mean 1 part honey 3 parts jim bean Downvoted for confusing WoW with D&D. I believe this is the face you're looking for. Also, did you mean: ? Not sad enough? Damn it. I can't believe I missed look of disapproval cupcakes This happened to me at work with a customer. I was painting a part of the building and was on a ladder when some woman (customer) said "dont paint me orange" in a joking manner, I immediately turn around and stare at her shirt, I had no idea prior that she was very good looking and had an open shirt on. She had some smoking boobs but I was only looking to see the colour of her shirt. She gives me an expression that resembles this and then I say "Well orange is the new pink, ill paint it for free", she then laughs it off and walks into the building. That is exactly how I feel! Damn, we need to start a "anti-Bacokn page and Just Have that As a all encompasing postes that Are ******* PISSED OFF and just need to vent? If you agree then vote yes, if not vot . Please my reddit VOTE ITS YOUR CHOICE! Nice try. As a student of UW I don't appreciate your disregard for our school once again At first I was like By the end I was especially Did he add at the end of that message ? This is why rape is so prevalent in places that allow the hijab? Let's face it, they are just asking for it, dressing like that. Yep, it's been there for a while. It's also *not* XHTML valid. Yeah, I was one those gross people that tried over and over for 4 hours. This is your fetish, isn't it. Handicapped folks != Race. First the gulf, now this girl's face? for shame BP, for shame Neomu, kamjjak kamjjak nolan naneun, oh oh oh oh oh, neomu jjarit jjarit something something gee gee gee gee gee... Whats wrong with the music? It's awesome Oh, I get it....... My Judge-a-Redditor scopes are on, and you sir, are being **judged** I was using my left hand anyways Awesome...Internet explorer Yea, that judge is definitely not in the pockets of the oil industry. Insightful! To all downvoters, I say: definitely would never search that exact term, but regardless, what the fuck google? I expect this shit from bing! But this is very disappointing g gle At first I was like No es porque esté a favor de robarse la señal, pero ¿qué los de la policía no deberían estar un poquiiiito más ocupados con mmmm no sé, los narcos, los zetas, y cositas así? So I've not to believe that I've not to believe anything I read on the internet? "Lovers of CP?!?" Securety guard: You're going to get from the 16 year old working the register at Arby's. Note that the native decoder does not support the bilinear filter since Google felt it unnecessary to include in the spec. Dunno, I'd upvote you....but I think you were a dick to me one time. Well then, what good *are* you? Frequently, people who won't make eye contact have something to hide, like the truth. If the cashier knows what it is, you're more likely to get a I'll deliver: I wanted to post that... Don't say that. Someone in Hollywood will want to make a 'reimagining' of it. In 3D, no less. Starring Shia LaBeouf ... Gahhh! I was just gonna say the same thing! Every single purse I own, someone has bought for my. Why? So I can carry all their shit If you're a guy and you need to bring that much crap that you can't fit it in your pockets, get your own damn bag. to whoever had the Vuvuzela in New York City. You ate da poo poo. What's your explanation for "pronounciaation"? anyone else ever get that feeling of embarrassment for someone else? You don't know your alt keys? I was skeptical too. /╲/\ºo; ;oº/\╱\ He doesn't look or sound Italian... ** ** you are the worst troll ever. ## Where's all the 'Communist ruler' jokes? Come on, it's too easy. I tried to post this to /columbus but I got blocked by the email filter thing. Yeah, I just got goosebumbs reading that. Thanks Same here, just had my 21st birthday yesterday and didn't buy a single ounce of booze. Hell. No. LMAO! oh wait...you're right. But then they can hear yours just as easily, unless you are camper, and that would make you a camper Same quality as Reddit's? mars. Fucking. HILL. Californians. Why is that a desktop screenshot instead of... y'know... just the image? Reddit doesn't negotiate with terrorists. This can be grossly taken out of context There's only one....but...you promised a galore-ful!! Today's not 4th of July. Oh..But at the end of the movie when they're having their heart to heart on the beach, the guy whose ex is Tara Reid says "Rule of three", and tells them that he hasn't slept with anyone, but in the past, he's said that he had slept with three girls, which would imply that it was addition. I didn't even remember that quote, so you're right. Apparently there are some discrepancies in this movie. Downboated Dude, that was below the belt! I got in trouble for that in second grade ,\`> ┌( )┘ < , \` Oh my god, Gotta love the guys from stormfront upvoting retarded bullshit . Mud-bloods mean you come from both regulars, not half and half a) The girl and I are both in underwear, and she on top of me, kissing me. I go for the bra, and she suddenly slaps my hands and goes, "NOOoooooeee" (as Aussie girls do) and cried. Then it got all awkward, so I left. b) Girl and I are naked, I give her head, and then just when I'm about to go win the war I realise that I have no condoms. So we stop there, before she eventually gets off thanks to my hand. She then says, "it is pretty early, I'm gonna go to bed, I don't want my roommate to find me naked in your bed". So I said, "What about me? I got you off...?", and she said, "Fuck you! Don't be selfish". What ever frequency gets her through the day is normal. It depends on the type of day she is having, is it raining, is it hot, is there dogs barking, is her favourite blue jumper dirty, did you part your hair the wrong way? But usually after a meal, especially after a session of binging. If she goes to the toilet after a binge, you know what just happened, just don't give her the ole when she comes out. Yeah, thanks for Avril Lavigne As a non-physicist, You ruined it! Now it makes sense! Don't get between and his meth FFS... The only reason you're not getting a downvote is because it's your reddi-birthday TABS? I demand red card And so it begins You mean right? Mine was TheVaginaMonologues for a long time. Then I tried to change it to but it came out as &#3232;_&#3232; At first I was like then I was like :'D then I was like :-( At first I was like then I was like :'D then I was like :-( At first I was like , but then I saw -1,644 comment karma I opened the story in another tab and got distracted by work. When I returned, I was wondering for the longest time where the fuck did I get this link from... until I read the punchline *You disgust me* 80 year olds still have sex? As a fellow wreck diver, I say: Why ? Because he sat on the wings of the plane? the headlights kinda look like .... seriously "Hell yeah, I might be able to get the soundtrack to Romance of the Three Kingdoms 7." *Ctrl+F Romance of t--* "Fuck yeah, they're here! ...nce of the Three Kingdoms 5; Romance of the Three Kingdoms 6; Romance of the Three Kingdoms Heroic Legend; Romancia, Sound Mo..." I can't believe I took out my phone, got the app, and watched that. Double that. Everyone knows anyone who isn't pretty, thin and young should be asexual. Sexuality is only for better people! Ah, I understand. Well, there's not much to say... she was goofy and giggly, I was dead tired, so I jokingly suggested that and she said "OK!" and went all ^-^. I was all . At first I was like :'D then I was like :-( then I was like She tends to get older as the number gets higher... ###### In game 4, part 1: Well, as you all saw in game 3 the mothership didn't work out. NO, WE DIDN'T. And I was looking forward to seeing the carriers :(. Everybody is healthy, a non-smoker/drinker and they work out! Thats great! How convenient No, the reddit was just done with a pen I'm afraid. It was all great until I saw it was in 3D. I'd want something a little stronger than the that museums give you if someone cut out my kidney and didn't donate. >So if quasi over-protective mother , if your reading this ... !! And I will continue to get offended whenever someone assumes that me talking to a kid means I'm a pervert or a criminal just because I'm male. I talk to kids, it's part of my fucking job, I'm not doing anything with them except trying to make them better baseball/football players. I'm tired of getting just because your "mothering instincts" are broken and you assume all males are evil. Instead of first assuming someone did something wrong, just ask nicely. Like in this case, just get the kid, there's no reason to do anything to or with this guy. I know what you did there At first my friends and I (we were on a nearby boat) were like ʘ‿ʘ when we saw donuts. Then we saw the duck and were like O.o to each other. Then the duck shot out the back and half of us were like ;D while the other half went at those laughing. I'd probably alternate between and :D. Then I'd just be confused. nah don't feel too bad, just think that the next cam they got was probably a guy beating off his junk. Craaap! I should have stayed around! stupid friends of mine I was so close to you, but then I read the last line. By the way, pot is awesome! Comment + username = ** ** Tavis Smiley: The reddit search? At first I was like I surf reddit from bed using TV-out to a 42" LCD Mixed race flow chart? You have a 20 year old? Aren't you in your 30's? After beating the game it just restarts at Level 1 At first I was like , but then I was like :D Only when they give me a for not having all three kids on 100% lockdown when I'm out with them alone :) Yeah Kaleidoscope isn't really trance, but I'm not sure it's house either. But he's still mixing trance at his shows... Seems like he's being influenced by $$$ when it comes to releasing albums Yeah, I'm sure 4 barring in a ground war with the most OP weapon in the game has nothing to do with it. Yeah, not playing together for two years is really going to help the team....... You *bought* this book? She's just so fucking ignorant and naive compared to the other characters. I mean, yeah, Tara is annoying but at least she has good reasons. Sookie, on the other hand... hahaha, the first time i saw this pic, i was like...hmm look at this faggot. Now I realize who it is and my immediate reaction was... hmm LOOK AT THIS FAGGOT Whereas a cat will just stare at you for a bit ( thusly) and then saunter off to find something to pee on. i was being facetious... AT FIRST I watched the video and was like and then I read the story and was like 0.o I put them in a room and flood it with magma regularly. Fuck pet burial. I seriously love photobombing. Only problem is that since I never know the people, I never get to see the results No faceplant, was disappoint. In that case, I withdraw my . Astonishing! Woman with a vagina, ovaries and uterus gives birth! Which is why I always sign for my packages with a . Now you're just making up statistics If she had immortal cells, why did she die? I see what you did there ... Slander! Here's a simple test: do you bacon the narwhal at 3 cuils to go so far as to even be decided as to accidentally the whole ???? and there are no more flavors, only menthol and unflavored. > AnCo is my favorite indie band. I watched the video, and I'll just have a seat over there. Get the fuck out of the internet. I don't ever want to see you around here again New Zealand can be so backwards, GTA4 is available but the superior San Andreas is "not available in your region" What the fuck was that? Susan Boyle jokes? ... Every time I feel like I know something...it turns out I know nothing at all. Her segment came on and I was like ,\`> ┌( )┘ < , \` ,\`> ┌( )┘ < , \` It still costs over a hundred bucks. ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶ ﴾͡๏̯͡๏﴿ ﴾͡๏_๏﴿ ಠ_ಠ ✓ ███████ (ಠ_ృ) ♫♪♪♪♫♪€ ಠ▃ಠ ♠ ♦ ♥ ♣ ☃☋☃ ☠ ೈ My name is Harry I should not be allowed to moderate under any circumstances. While I am sincere and [insert other qualities here], I am sporadic in my diligence. Good luck with this project, though. I'm lurking I main as a Pyro. I don't recall any particular score, but I do know that *I tend to score poorly on servers that don't assign points for assists.* drinking and cars? At first I was like , and then I was like ʘ‿ʘ NOW I do. Thanks. Now I do. ,\`> ┌( )┘ < , \` You sound like one of those corporate psychopath types mentioned in another thread. I've got my ** ** on you. Well I propose i grind them up and mold them into caskets for morons who ask retarded questions. job? For the record, Death Cab is not emo. It's 3AM, and I don't have any Fuji apples. Manute Bol. = = Only for Windows? I hate overly sensitive people. True warriors do not carbonate their prune juice. A PNG with several iterations of JPG compression.... Wow, Today I learned how to make an infographic much much worse. But, Adonis wasn't a deity "So I made tongue sounds back".... pictures of kids, NSFW? That's not even the biggest issue there, Nazism and Communism are secular ideologies? What about capitalism? What is this nonsense? I thought it said Google enters time travel market...then I realized my err and was dissapoint. OP conveniently has the address bar cut out.. :O , And the French. Civ4 for 9.99$ and 9.99€ . I was going to post something topical, but I got distracted with the OPs username. Oh my god, that was gonna be my story! Just replace 5 year old girl with kid with Downs every fucking monday this stupid fucking thread starts again.... fuck off!!! Geodude, Tackle! My first "Click Finish to restart computer" on Linux Digg tab Those three, bottom left, look like illegals. How dare they react in awe at our celebration of freedom and liberty. [ ] You're Fermat's descendant, aren't you? Korn? I've recently unsubscribed from /r/halifax and suscribed to /r/newbrunswickcanada. I'll be at the next meetup in freddy. Next time it better be in a beer-dispensing venue. I got to paragraph three before 'ing And this is what the symbol looks like: I will miss most of all. This says it all, downvote for crappy quality. G gle I'm sure that you were on the receiving end of that ** ** **tldr**: ** ** Why the fuck didn't anyone warn me about the noise ? Oh sure, talk shit about drinking but then offer him illegal drugs?! That doesn't dump the cages after removing the goblins does it? I wonder if can be modified with Spock's legendary raised eyebrow? Slap that little bitch, it's just a game... "MALE" "...I think she's scared" Hell yea man. I don't care how much you weigh, if you are out there hiking up a god damn mountain, then props to you! I just can't stand the people who complain about their weight, yet sit inside and watch TV all day. (I'm looking at you roommates ). ,\`> ┌( )┘ < , \` Dogs cannot be related to appliances... 324MB... 50.0 kB/s... 1,000,000 x Was the impression good??? Just kidding I heard this dawg... -puts on glasses- They needed to make room for doll house.. Best use of I've seen, I'm still laughing She was a pretty terrible driver too yeah then I could finally put a stop to my friends ridiculous swords dance ninjask I know you aren't being serious but I still 'd. just how big is your monitor? What. the. fuck? When I tell someone off, they're supposed to fuck off and die, not ask to be friends. Yeah right if anyone this Illinois by homer let me know. I would be so up to Shamg out. Far Cry Second generation That website is called Fashism. So...you didnt pass Calc II? The LOOK_OF_DISAPPROVAL guy, just to see what looks like IRL. ,\`> ┌( )┘ < , \` I hope you are also breast feeding. If not I will Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. No "needs fat bastard creme" cut? At first I was like but then I was like :) It's a secret. I disapprove of this post. Because bottled water is for people who hate the environment and don't believe in global warming. > where/how to get? family doc for prescript? If he , go to next? > Same thing happened to me. I had one a few months after I turned 18, and when I told my mom I needed to get one, she casually goes "Oh, it's alright. I had one when I was 18 too!" I was like what What an old and tired meme Take back what you said ! i want one ** ** And he was such a good Reddi---heeeeeyyyyyy, wait a sec. If you're here, who's :points to coffin: that? Cut-n-paste dear boy... ..... redditor for 1 hour. Why? There is "tiger balm" right near the registers at the Asian supermarket I frequent. Every single time I see it, I say quietly to myself "Oooh, tiger BOMB." One day I did this, and the cashier must have heard me, because his face was just all I know you well enough to say nothing will come between you and your genitals. at first I was ಠ_ಠ and then I was like \ / Oh cool, a video without any controls. Good. All the 'Mimes' in Quebec will have something to do now, other than represent their entire province. What's with the downvotes on this guy? This is a relevant comment. I need to be compensated because the lettuce on my Big Mac wasn't fresh. Dammit. Shoulda gone with a double-cheese burger. Werd . Mafia I agree with randomizer. I would do the same thing and add a look of disapproval. My Dog. No seriously, I'll walk into the kitchen and he'll be outside and his floppy ears will dangle and both of us would look at each other with a " " look and wait for each of us to move. My friend and I were talking about Siracha. and we were debating where it was originally from. we were saying vietnam, china, and other parts of asia. we looked up online... its originally from california. and we were all like '..... ' The caps really did make the message more effective than it already was. I imagined someone shaking someone back and forth with a stern look on their face. **************** **************** I'm gonna signup for an account under my real name (or close to it) to use this. I don't want RL friends seeing my GW posts Whoa, if God does exist, all these people will surely burn. I went to Baptist school and it was almost opposite. Wtf, this is one of the most wrong things I've ever seen. lulz.. that's not how I meant it, but it sure is the way it sounds... Not really an answer.. Someone is really pushing their novelty account... Yeah, as soon as the video started I heard the intro, and thought "great, who Rickroll'd me?". Then I realised it was that girl's vid. Called a retarded person retarded before I found out they actually were retarded. Not much consequence besides a few While you have the basic shape right, it is missing the pupils that give it that real penetrating glare. Is this reddit or digg? Nobody noticed that Croatia was misspelled as "Croaitia"? Shame on you reddit! **NSFW ** plagiarism What is this I don't even... ... Lisa Upvoted for any line to the right of yellow, otherwise Sweet Jesus Man. I laughed at first, read this to my girlfriend, and then proceeded to hard laugh for a minute straight while she gave me the old . Wait, are you saying "homosexual bird love" is stronger than "heterosexual bird love?" That little stick figure made me That is not a twist. NYTimes insists I log in... I think you just have... At least he isn't in bed with her hippies... Cool! Looks totally legit. What the hell. She just opened up and talked about something that was obviously hard to talk about and you insult her? After 2 months of joining dreddit I decided to join one of Sa Matras defense fleet. I had no other throw-away ships than a blackbird I had bought by accident so I decided to try some jamming. (as a care-bear I had newer done this before) So I fitted as much as ECM Bursts as I could and roamed with the fleet. When Sa Matra saw my fit he's speech was I was kind of grossed out by the idea at first, but that was the period ( ) during which my last exgf used to like to do it most. So I caved. It turns out, it's actually not all that different, except she was a lot more sensitive/responsive. > totally fell for it. My brain is full of fuck after reading this thread. None of what any of you said made sense at all. Submarines don't work in the himalayas, India how about something like citizenzaqx ? NSFW- You're still part of the problem Electric train? You mean you guys don't call it that? > That's not silly at all That is not a fajita sir... You could have read the article. Megadeath You're more afraid of getting a bad doctor than you are of a blood clot? Why's it limp? You make it sound like there's a problem with being gay ... Sure hope you have you have Holy by the time you get there, otherwise... You must work for Shell. That's what my dad's office (Corporate in Houston) is doing and his attitude is best described as . I want to simultaneously *clap* and . Anyone else see this at the end? what the...I saw the short film and now I'm all like Upvote and for making me spit water on my screen. GOOD GOD, MAN! Empty that trashcan, it's spilling out onto the floor. wat. > WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT? >EVERYONE. Stop doing awful things to yourself near your keyboard I disapprove with the use of here, I completely approve!!! hahaha, good one, reddit search... You should have laser etched onto her ipod. For me, it was less of a and more of a siiigh.. oh great, someone divided by zero again ## epic comment sir, you forgot one thing though the misses will Where do you live and what do you look like? The other day I went to the Dr, and they said they needed a sample, and handed me a little cup. I hadn't had a chance to relieve myself in several days, so I was like great, kill two birds with one stone. When I was finshed, I proudly took my full cup to the nurses at the front desk. "Here's my sample!". The nurse had a look on her face like and said "Um Sir, when I said we needed a sample, I meant a urine sample." yes, that's normal i read that as "girlfriends, friend" and was *Read title* Hmm, this is a pretty good r/circlejerk post. *see it's in DAE* ** ** BrokeBack StarCraft You're right, but from experience it is what a lot of guys seem to think rough means.. I think red-haired females are a very interesting group. they seem to only exist in subsets of "holy fucking shit!" hotness or "this cannot be unseen " homeliness. It's very odd. All of them appear to be crazy though, more than likely a result of kids being cruel. Oh, we're made of more than just 's... To everyone who came in here to answer pedobear, I have this to say: . no bueno That's because it's not ASCII, it's Unicode. looks like bonno is with the article also True but sad. "Doesn't effect me .. I'll just go play X-box and beer pong". And dont worry, all of your college buddies will have high paying jobs when they get out of school. Yeah, right. I'm gonna go.. uh... Rape some bitches now. Everything cool he just said- you ruined. I think the worst I had was coffee under a PC and it was encrusted to the Desk and PC. Oh shit no. Someone cancel his scholarship quick Mastrubator? MasTRUbator? Congrats. i that could be confused though... curtains sometimes refers to... roast beef. I chipped in a little, Reddit has provided me with countless hours of enjoyment, and without the inconvenience of getting banned, unlike *some* sites. Am I right, SomethingAwful?? No problem! Now, if you'll excuse me, I've gotta unload these rotten vegetables for throwing at a certain someone. a trailer park is no place for a kitty. ( ) No, no /fa/ needed. I know they're changing a lot of game dynamics, but it's feeling like way too much is copied directly from GW1. There are so few new things... aquatic pets, being able to swap pets between battles, and uhh, maybe a skill or two. That's about it. ### Did you seriously just compare Twilight to LotR? Toilet paper . . . Did you mean Charlie (her father)? In which case, Is than an "Avatar" 4/4 or a "Du Levande" 4/4? >(minus /gonewild ) 33 and third thankyou very much ** ** I don't understand... As an incoming U of M freshman, this comment made me no that would be my boyfriend ONLY 20 MORE HOURS! 1000 Rupees (1000 ) Oh shit, it wasn't chocolate? ...................................................BLAHAAHAHAHA...ahem... Is he holding whisky in his hand? What no Puns? *He* knows what he did. Apparently there are a few other d-bags around here that feel the same way you do. If you can't say anything positive go troll pictures of lolcats. Leave the ones who need happiness alone. Me gusta ,\`> ┌( )┘ < , \` **OHYEEAH** If you move around stations at rush hour with a stroller, be prepared for a lot of No no, not ..... Normally when someone says "this video" they would link it. *sigh* ### Llevate esta mierda a /r/circulodepaja Too serious. i was excited but as soon as i discovered that i can't save the my progress ... still a good initiative though. D: Aw shit, now look at what you got me into, TheIAMATroll! They're all over my ass now! That's the last time I try to debunk a conspiracy, boy I tell ya. Because everything needs more lubricator. I think its very clever Should be: (reddit alien) + = (Stewie) You say fucked a whore like that is a bad thing. I didn't know they were remaking this. > ლ( ლ) You dun goofed up son That's the morrowind extender And now you get to wait OVER a year to see what happens. yeah.. probably didn't see EVERYTHING i did Why is it so short Too soon. FTFY: Shame on you, violating causality like that! OK, so we have a sign. One sign. I am disappoint After quoting so many words I taught he literally back stabbed you I don't want to know what a Power Pad Controller means in that context No, they were Fire-types I couldn't even begin to explain the plot. You should try reading it; I couldn't get more than halfway through ...The cheese and the piece of pizza are just there from eating it, but then I found Kids, let this be a lesson. Don't drink and internet, you'll just do something stupid. No, the face is drawn on the box. But, Republican logic says that if you did, it'd be cheaper for Americans. After all, the one-time extension would up the deficit a whopping, agonizing <.5%, so technically they are saving us shit-tons of headaches. Right? I will now! Look closer Wow, what a horrible teacher. Meanwhile in Britain's ex-colonies, politicians are saying that wearing the burka is un-Australian ** ** I have one thing to say..... .... That is all. Copy and paste this: This way: c/p ? The lead designer of the game is a friend of mine and is a strict evolutionist and athiest. While it's true that the science advisors are supporters of intelligent design (how they can do that and teach biology, I don't know), they were only consulted for "oh hey, what does this organelle do." I understand why people are having this reaction, creationists make me too, it's just really hard to watch my friend be accused of things that I know are entirely untrue. This really isn't ID propaganda, it's a great science game that's getting flack because of the people who said "let me tell you how the cell uses ATP." I'm on a mac and I see it fine. Ahhh fuck. I wish BP had a Ustream with a live facepalm counter. That black guy next to the blow up doll exemplifies: I didn't give you an address Creepy... Yeah, mine too. And then they did this: Repost, which I actually don't mind, but don't put the punchline in the title. Seriously. You go see him and you tell him what your problems are, don't concern yourself over your doctor going , after years of med school you have seen MUCH MUCH worse, I mean the stuff we see... *queue white rabbit from Jefferson Airplane* I bet you can't read. "Actually, if you look at the box the drawing is under the pizza grease. So unless I baked a Domino's pizza myself, I couldn't draw it. Nice try though." Read the comments before you post Apparently even Ryan Saucier received some harassing phone calls, and that was just from people on here. I don't see what black people have to do with this... <RUMBLE> **LOUD AND CLEAR SON ** <RUMBLE> Sí, será el 22 de diciembre de 2012. Not only black people live in Harlem you know. Poor people of many ethnicities call it home. And they would **all** steal your car. I think it's pretty ignorant of you to think that just because Harlem was mentioned, he's talking about *black* people. It's not my fault I respect the Harlem Renaissance so much... Yes.... w t I wasn't joking. hence the only if you are racist... And one I've managed to never answer. _On purpose._ Racism. Google Toolbar on Firefox Googled it... White people, I think that means you, ham. You're pretty (and obviously flexible). I have to give you a on the nutcracker, as a male, though. Just joined a local club in a league at the age of 37. Haven't played in anger for about 15 years ( wife and kids) and i've been suffering some of the acutest calf cramps eva :( This comment should be much higher than it is... Where's the Coco love Reddit?!? Ah - I didn't mean to discourage anything that is enjoyable for so many. I retract my previous statement. Also, can an account be creepy in and of itself? Oh, wait... I'm the creepy guy... to myself. He's dating a married woman. All of Demon's Souls. Zeus is not pleased I got the hi part, but what happens next if shes just all , do I talk about the weather, cause thats my favorite subject This sounds lame. > Seriously guys, I am very . Anyone else seen these? For a moment there I thought you were going to respond with: That too. I've got my *EYE* on you. I'm starting to think you aren't yiddish at all. Ҁ Ɂ Hook of disapproval ** ** I was walking down the street in my hometown with my friend. It was pretty late at night, probably around midnight, when I car drove past, as it drove past, the passenger stuck his head out the window and yelled, "You two are most likely gay!" At first we were like but then we congratulated him for his excellent use of english and for what was essentially a compliment. Then we all were like " ". ** ** * * Since when do they not? Oh right, when they get punished and have it taken away. Not that I buy expensive sunglasses, but this summer I just replaced the last pair I bought 14 years ago and that was only because my wife "borrowed" them. (She got to see my ) At any given time they are either on my face or clipped to my visor. *** *** He's getting dissed for disliking Bruno and Hairspray? One...more...month. are you spying on me? Don't judge me British commentators just call it the 'Makelele' role. Uncle, i am dissapoint Sorry about the resolution "Reddit Platinum™" only comes with 1 free Samsung cellphone for a camera. I find it discomforting the weighted expandable disapproval spheres have the face on them. It's almost like they're staring at me for not doing something... You're saying that as if our government were perfect LIAR! I have at least come to terms with why all the bukkake ads come up in my gmail account { }__,,|, Don't feed the trolls Man's........ Time to die! He said he was willing to co-sign on an apartment for you, after only knowing you for 2.5 weeks?? ** ** What, no Cheerwine? downvotes.... I'm sure Ben Stein knows a lot about hard work. GTFO, Stein! It's not a novelty account Should have given him one of these followed by a head nod. 1F612 UNAMUSED FACE It was pretty good-- for having English influences you could just do face and you would know. no hands needed! think of the possibilities!!! Click username - submitted - ctrl-f - gonewild - no results - . i didn't know that that got released on PS2 double Yet the people who take psych are the ones who need and want it the most You must have missed out on the beta. In the search bar (because it doesn't work in text boxes), hold Alt and press 3,2,3,2 on your numpad (doesn't work on the qwerty numbers). You then do an underscore and proceed to inputting the Alt combination again, then you copypasta, then profit! "The scientists were exonerated" Where did your capitalization go? It's actually too big to be flushed. i disagree, if the other person argues more correctly you're wrong by default. thereeee caan only be oneee But then the letters wouldn't work. Picture George Bush removing this from the oven. After a brief and private moment of , he stands up, smiles at the camera, presents the pastry, and declares **MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!** He was simply saying, "Get off my lawn" - Dial . This: i see you mister officer ...for now I was going to post earlier that that chav acronym is almost as bad as the one we have up here for neds You've got people in the government and the police force embezzling millions of dollars worth of funds and they are arresting a kid for taking chicken nuggets from a free lunch? His password was *mining*? Your husband speaks the truth. I fell asleep last night waiting for my girlfriend and apparently she offered BJ's, rainbows, and unicorns but i "turned her down"..... (who would turn down rainbows??) I don't like what's going on here! Nah man, UEF totally has broadswords that everyone likes to mass. i loled, but not even her? you know.. I'm never really ever surprised anymore when I read headlines like these. Well, it is now... ### I picture a video of people looking at the camera with on their face The fact that he didnt close it out with a quotation mark bothers me.. Leave a note in or on the car, simply with on it DUDE Wow really - no one has an opinion on this? I am disappoint. You can do this in Windows 95. Next time I play commandos with my nephew, I'm gonna tear up his army with this clever technique. I'm expecting "awesome" or At first I was like, looks good, then I saw that god damned sticker with the top right corner peeling off, and I was like, . / disapprove of water oh, i see what you did here.. For the love of all that is good in the world you must respond simply with " " Some things just can't be summed up better than with a good ol' Do you like bacon? Narwals? Giving others the look of disapproval ? Are you going to one-up their Super Mario Bros wall paper? If not: > It's okay, I taught her last night The *un-lubricated* tip enema bottles definitely made me We're all people in the end, people with assorted genitalia. Double standards go both ways but are always equally infuriating. Society, I am disappoint Then I'll look disapprovingly at you until you go get it ( -this is just a sample of what you'll endure!). I tried look at this while I was on my phone. If I tuck my shirt in I can't conceal my gun properly. What is wrong with Calgarians? More appropriate emoticon could have been used in response ---> Comic Sans. We meet again. eh? Just gimme the winners address and I'll send the decals, why deprive them of wonderful Reddit decals sir. Clearly getting fired was punishment enough. c( )כ This is probably the most useful comment here and it's the only one being down voted. = = watch out ... you're almost in fox news territory You make ads don't you? Awn! hun! Yeah, the controls were easier on normal for me... no, it's mud try /r/sex! I went to it once and now whenever I type the first few letters of reddit in the URL bar in Chrome, it fills in to /r/sex That's -Gregg MOTHERLICKER! ..and Cheezburger network add a watermark to yet another image they didn't create. > You know how they say "You can't Un-see" things... sigh... loot council You are evil incarnate. Well, that's Wrestling for you... ... OH! Since the video jumps straight from her to an anonymous vaginal shot, I'm thinking it's a fake. They test porn stars for STD's regularly and if she contracted them she wouldn't be able to work in the business (and no one would work with her). She's actually recently started working with other male actors besides her husband, which I wouldn't think imaginable if she actually had GW. If she did have them, certainly no director would actually film it, and this GIF is apparently the only source for her having them. But even if it is fake I'm going to think about that every time I see her. Bastard. Oh come on. Sure, New York is great, L.A, too. Chicago is nice, but fuck if they just weren't major metropolitan cities they'd be worth going to. I guess that's a decent t-shirt stating that you love the colorblind. I don't get why this is getting upvoted so much Must have been a restaurant full of . Agreed. The food is tasty but it will tear you a new one. Sometimes, a chili dog is the only thing that will hit the spot. I do quite like the colorful serving staff at the Vortex. Always a fun experience. done. i will be trying this. I also hope she doesn't read this Wait... what? (>^_^)> ...... (> )> There was some comedian: Harder? ok. Faster? great! but Deeper . Not the first time I've had to use this on this thread: If you feel like this , then rub your ears and repeat after me.... "Woosa! Woosa!" To soon. ** ** San Jose? Yo Synth3t1c, I'm really happy for you and I'mma let you finish, but is the best disapproving look of all time. Careful with lifting - people (you know who you are ) tend to spot train things that people find attractive such as their arms, chest and abs while ignoring you know, the biggest muscles in your body. ** ** Fair enough. Also - I upvoted you, but I can't believe you're already in the negatives Moving in on Mr. Boyardee's business You should be reported to the RSPCA Are we having ANOTHER "Reddit is slow today" thread? * * so then don't respond? Please fix it so the click event happens onMouseDown, not onClick. The difference may be subtle, but it sucks when you're clicking so fast that you click down on a region of blocks, but the mouse cursor leaves the region before the click is released, and thus the click isn't registered. (Try it: click and a region of blocks, drag the mouse out of the region, and release. ) I had a dream that my Uncle had died. Very long. Funeral and everything. When I woke up in the morning I called my parents asked my parents if he had actually passed and they both went > Yah... so... whatever... you're a link... er... I just like screen caps ok. OK! Only thing I dislike is that the trailer belies the cliffhanger ending they left us with taking us on some tangent that pretty much spoils things to come. That's an easy one. It takes work to become informed. Why work to become informed when I can be opinionated now? it was a MEAN joke January is too far away. Trailer seems riddled with spoilers to the season ending cliffhanger Does your mommy know you're on reddit Why would you want to have sex with ham? >> at some parts of black culture. Real vampires sparkle? OH WOW i want to see this... oh wait.. silverlight??? forget it. But it's for the children! How can you deny them their big screen education? Two words, Stacy's Mom. And yet you forgot the author's name... * * It was around 7 that I realised it wasn't going anywhere good and they were a toil to read but I made it up to 11 out of shear effort and desire to finish what I started. Then I found out he died. FUCK YOU! NIGGER. 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Does anyone else notice the scary person in the straw hat on the right side? seriously! that explains the nightly When given the birth certificate, write this in: Wtf Reddit? 1 Hour, 438 comments and I can't find the Clerks quote regarding girlfriends and lasagna seriously. that would make my life so much easier. all they have is this next reddit headline: "radical muslims on reddit have this to say: " ** ** pretty opportune time for a How long have you been seeing my wife? This is excellently written, do you have a blog or something? Also, today I learned what a pannus is. Not again. Fucking pedophiles, man. ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ i translated the site....started to scroll down and came across hardcore rape porn and forced sex tube. I smell shenanigans. There be no asterisk next to your comment (at 1657GMT). You died two times? Goddamn it. The City of Evanston hates us (NU students) enough already. Why do we have to keep doing dumb shit like this? Ah, fair enough, then. Sorry about the Someone may then reply to the said comments, often using a popular meme in an attempt to gain ‘Comment Karma’. This trend may continue for a number of comments. Sometimes someone will say something which others may disprove of in which case this will happen: NOU! (_(_)&==Þ~~~ ya, i only get this face " " when i see a K/D of something like 47/6 and its only 10min in papyrus font First I was like , but then I was like :] Never played cops and robbers but got a standing ovation for my portrayal of Francis Flute in Midsummer Night's Dream...wait...is that something to be proud of? I mean a dude playing a dude playing a chick? > If you watch at about 1:56, one of the best ** ** ever happens soon after. They made me watch an ad before telling me that the video isn't available in my region. NSFW-GORE. Redditor for 1 hour. OK... California is only right next to the sea, of course building a sea makes sense dead bodies dont get sexually moved I guess you will see this in your inbox, but whether you'll be able to see this on the actual reddit is a mystery. You forgot one-- Just noticed it as well. It's annoying as hell and there is currently no means to turn it off. Thanks for being such a douchebag YouTube. That's not weird at all... So a total of a half million on legal fees. Money well spent. ** ** 123 Fake Street, Springfield, . Is that *all* there is? At first I was like ZEEbras i'm usually the same... theres about 20 serie a supporters here. and a good number of them are...... *interisti* These things are fucking terrible. I ordered one on a whim, and decided to cancel my order before it shipped. The billing department conveniently sent me an email saying that my order had "already shipped" and that there wasn't anything they could do. They said I could return it if I wanted to, but I said "fuck it" and decided to give it a try. Four hours later, I get an email notification from them saying that my order had shipped... what's up with regular girls going out and getting those? I really don't want my girlfriend to look like the kind of girls I masturbate too on the internet.... **Miami, FL** - Strippers, SoBe, Mansion, chongas, Elian Gonzales, Ocean Dr., Janet Reno, cruise ships, hurricane Andrew, Versace, Art Basel, Britto ( ), Gloria Estefan, CSI Miami (shot in LA). Year of birth in the nick... This isn't mine but my cousin's. He had 2 pet pigs who lived in his yard, until one day, when they mysteriously vanished. I asked my cousin where the pigs had gone, he said his dad had taken them to live on a farm, but never mind that, come and see how much ham we have in our fridge! It's awesome! You owe me another sarcasm detector.. ** ** TF2 is serious business. Very serious. We're not judging you There's only room for one berry around here. Outdoor cats need their claws what is the logic here? Or left I'm the same. Almost identical to him I guess. ... *Face Palm* I can't believe I never got that shirt until just now. Don't mind me I'll just staring in the mirror A perfect moment in time ruined forever, so close to a bench and so little sitting LOOSE! *RAWR* I don't know about you guys, but the more I learn about N. Korea the more I want to live there. You're not Stephanie Meyer, don't lie to us. Oh shit, Chrome warned about Malware in this site. You know, she could have just... killed the monsters first and then climb the chain, maybe? Yeah, that's what I was thinking... and for that matter, "change them"?? what was i thinking? I give myself: Shemale in the lower middle. Oh yea man, i totally believe that. your wife: That I'm the smartest, straightest and professional person they know. when did Jon gain 20lbs and stop shaving? Maybe that's how come I'm so afraid of witches. One of my favorites! Thanks for the giggle- here is one for you in return: "Hey, did you hear about the band that was supposed to play at the Teen Pregnancy Awareness Rally? Yeah, they pulled out." And then - At first I was like ROFL... Then I was all .... Now I just feel dirty. Stay the fuck away from my grandpa, I already told you he hates fags, no point in goin' n bein' a stalker too. I yelled "Falcon Punch" and got serious because apparently I said it like "FUKKIN PAUNCH!" But... But you confirmed that he can't be found. How about those "expecting mother" spots? That thing come by my house, I kill it BECAUSE ITS NOT YOURS. His t-shirt is giving us the look of disappointment The Zionist takeover of Europe? Lame ass gear ratio. almost expensive as a new kindle TIL that there is a tapeworm in your penis... indeed we are, you anti-semantic. or too old. needs more Where is that "Who was phone" person that usually comes in with the ? oh, well Ill just go look tha-HEY WAIT A MINUTE! Ah. In that case, no . WTF did you just say... nooooo i did not want to meet the shit wank demon thank you why the fuck is a cheech and chong reference getting downvoted in trees? Everybody listing off software in this thread without source control like svn or git gets a . thats not an octopus..thats a booger! Relevant username? i concur What is seen cannot be unseen This remark was disturbingly appropriate and relevant. As someone who actively wears tweed (and a bowtie and fezzes because bowties and fezzes are cool), here's a look of disapproval: oh I get it becau.....wait......you would sex your daughter? Was going to ask the same thing (Rutgers Camden grad here)... The tap water at the dorms was awful when I went there; there were times it looked like Snapple Iced Tea when it came out! I'm told it was because some of the cities water pipes pre-date WWII. My sister doesn't knock, though. FASCINATING. Look how much of a shit I'm giving! Meanwhile I still have friends with incurable maladies. Y'know when you apply pressure to your eyes and you get the color swirl? It once gave me a panic attack, not sure why. I don't know. You're supporting what boils down to the murder of millions of uninsured people by making a few bucks in the short term getting whackjobs to vote. Spoilers... It was a cat scratch that quickly turned into poison ivy that because my cat decided to roll in it that day Spoiler tag didn't show up in my inbox What? Not a single reference to The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy? right to left aye, trying to kill me? i am chinese. i am disappoint. I'm just going to go ahead and reply with this again . Something like + :O ? Yeah, those uptight rakes are all.... I'd pay money to prevent being exposed to that community. coming from Gay WOW Addict..... ** ** --> **reddig** Yeah totally! It took 7 I was... Jeez okay dude. We get it. You Actually, the easiest way to encourage home ownership with an apartment building is to set the rent shockingly high A Double Double. Bruv... I'm from Croydon, ya gets me? At first I was like but then I was like :-D I wonder. For a second I forgot her name and thought you were talking about some sort of autistic girl who couldn't acquire knowledge or skills or something. That was a pretty damn quick transition from : ( to LOOSE! *RAWR* - apologize, impostor! ( )² You're right, it is unfreakingbelievable... that you posted this here. Lose the pretentious "photographer" watermark. Nailed it. No that's not allowed. You better not even TRY it I hope you're not cursing me out in Latin. LOOSE! *RAWR* I feel like I have a contact high just reading that. I'd be interested in hearing about... the second time Boyfriend with red nail polish? The Who Sell Out would like to have a word with you *Redditor for 1 day*, _ _ You know way too much to only have been a redditor for 40 minutes (well, an hour and 37 minutes now). Slippery Slope is slippery? Their upline will soon talk them into buying the CDs/books/etc. Upline will be if they do not. "These are growth tools... do you *really* want to grow this business?" African american water is the right term. Fucking lady-mustaches. My god how does a girl put on makeup nearly every day and never think to shave that shit? The worse is that the girl can be really cute and you can't notice it from a semi-close distance but once you see her from the right angle/light refraction it's like ahhhh mannnn . ** ** Dues Ex? Really? ლ( ლ) Dammit! I bought this not very long ago... for money This is amazing. Usually I'm all with recumbents, but this is certainly the exception. And the whole typing in binary thing? Just wow. The chemistry building on my campus is shaped like a periodic table. i think it's about time for a complete overhaul of OSX... seeing those pictures of the iPhone antenna testing labs makes me wonder - does anyone there still care about the Mac? Here.... goes... nothing.. really? (((((((((((((( )))))))))))))))))) Is that the deagle? Fuck the deagle. About a year ago I was playing a show with my band. Nodded once or twice during our set to what I thought was a close (almost sister-like) female friend of mine in the front row. She smiled back. Finished and hopped off the stage to go give her a hug when I realized, mid arm-lift that this was some random girl and that I looked like a creep. I shit you not, the look her boyfriend gave me was " ". ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ It's like watching porn. The first couple of times it's teh shit but then after a while you get used to it. "Oh, she's screaming and they both cum at the same time. How original " I am not well pleased. ** ** I've come to figure out that looks like á_á if num lock isn't on. Try that. SO THAT WAS YOU Yes it is. And it is pronounced "Tha". So everytime I see I read Tha-Tha. Just FYI. surrounded by asses!--> (*) ** ** (|) Yeah, week... Upvote for truthiness. Also, I hate this, too. I would like to give the biggest I have ever given. ** ** If you actually read the comment, metellius was fixing it to the right wording of the meme. whiteshirt also seems to approve. white hat is trying a little to hard to see. androgynous bowlcut person is strangely beautiful. creepy old guy is checking out bowlcuts ass. angry guy in the middle is at us all. Cross nippled tits Double . i disapprove I can hardly masturbate to this story. Cottage cheese? I do love Archer but... You were spying on them while they grew up? This: What's that last 256th? You can't just say that and not follow it up Alright, that sounds good. Expect a whisper from a lowbie druid later tonight. I've currently been staring at the character set up screen trying to think of a name for the last 15 minutes. Provided it were a one night stay, I'd wipe my coit on the shower curtain, just by way of voicing disapproval. > I'd wipe my coit on the shower curtain, just by way of voicing disapproval. JoyceLynn Aryan Nation... I liked how about 2 people in that video had a blast and everyone else was all Homosexuality is in fact a lifestyle choice. Not too much better? Pedophile? Your glare of scares me. But other than that you look normal, just need to drop some weight to play Wiifit and be happier. Smile once in a while! Glad you do. That face stares into my soul. I automatically feel as though I've done something wrong, thus hang my head in shame and look away. You do know that there are going to be some pathalogical liars in this thread right? I had to triple check that one *wasn't* placed randomly. You do realize if they did that we could never properly use again, right? NO. ( ) tinypic If you're talking about the Sonic fanart, then You stole my line. I shall be watching you. Not Xtra No channels in this house. Tv is used for movies and games, and I don't go to websites Reddit doesn't tell me to "tribal areas"? She's...in...7th...grade? ****** ****** This was submitted a couple of hours ago, and is currently at the top of the front page. anybody else think that the blogger doesn't know shit about labeling a picture.... i thought, wow, bob dylan looks a lot like cher.... Vad i helvete sa du? Jag ska flå dig, klä mig i ditt skinn och dansa runt midsommarstången samtidigt som jag sjunger små grodorna! What an utterly convincing way to show them that Jesus saves. For a minute there, I thought you said diarrhea, and I was all like I always knew it wasn't benign . He should have emailed them " " and bought himself a sweet motorcycle. Then he makes his point and looks like a badass. -- I Do. I see.... Everytime I see a post like this I just at my wife and she facepalms. Best not be dissin' on dem Jack in the Box tacos, boy ** ** -- Better?? eeerectin' dispe.. Reddit follows nobody's orders WARN US. That damn pop-up wouldn't let me navigate away from that site. He didn't mention a Browning at all . .50 cal only means the cartridge the gun fires is 0.50 inches in diameter, there are many mountable guns that fire a .50 cartri....... Shut up nobody cares smartass. Dreamfall: The Longest Journey ** ** Yes, yes you are WTF THIS ISN'T METAL OMG You and I would not get along Indeed, [citation needed]. I don't think BSD code is any worse off than GPL code with respect to patent law. A court would if a company planted code in FOSS controlled by another foundation or organization for the purpose of later extortion. In practice you would have two companies collaborating clandestinely where one contributes tainted code and the other is the patent troll that attempts to litigate and no license can prevent this. Wait, my Mac has a graphing calculator? ** ** It's like when I play Civilization! Except it's real people... "no mas" mosque No. The cat in 27 is making the perfect face. Because only redditors are allowed to use " " Nagger. It was nagger. Rightfully so, his dad seems to have some plans for him tonight. You better not be peeing in mason jars and living alone in a camper van by a river. how do I type out ? Wow. 60% of you pet owners in this thread make me What's that? Popular internet meme! Wow he must be from the same internet community I'm from. Thanks! I didn't know that! you forgot to mention us sand-niggers You have my sympathy, my father and my brother is just like that. I could be watching fucking Casablanca, Rope or Rashomon and they'll enter the room and immediately go: "What kind of shit are you watching?" Probably this truck belongs to the OP... and he/she just wants to be in the front page..... Pssh...you think this stupid thing is going to make me.....obey....how...is....that.......even..............** ** Greg is your live-in ladyfriend? ** ** He's like 16, you're the one who brought up 11-year-olds. Thanks buddy I think that was it... it never occurred to me to search on " ". I've got to remember reddit search actually works now. I am going to turn 18 this fall I think you broke mine Idiots. Celebrating by shooting guns... Um thanks != boobs fucking commie >A throwaway account for this? Funny enough, that is what I think every time I see a post like this T cells: Wtf is going on in here... You're a feeder He's 17 No typical american would say it belongs to the man but it should be taxed if he makes more money than them while simultaneously complaining about the socialist policies implemented by their government to which I give them this look: Episode 1: I think this one was actually my favorite. I really enjoyed how faithful they stayed to the book while still making it interesting and new. I do disagree with you on the part about the Cabbie. It was predictable, but it stayed true to the original book. It really did bug me that, upon discovering the cellphone was at 221 B Baker Street, NO ONE THOUGHT TO CALL IT I must be the only one who was actually waiting for water balloons to appear I don't know what's scarier, that we live in a world where my comment isn't *obviously* satire, or that some of those upvotes came from people taking it seriously. I just hate the fact that I do have a decent amount of the stereotypes ingrained. The example could be a discussion I had the other day with my lady friend about having a guy to use for cuddling, talking to, and generally everything except for sexual activities. I said this would be like torture to a guy. She asked how there couldn't be a relationship like that minus the sex. I also received a > The vid is..impressive.. Licensing the material exclusively and perpetually to Apple? less so.. As an Italian, I can only No, I'm fine....... Lol at the car who pulled up after she left - "yeah can i just have some chicken nuggets and a large coke", " " That doesn't make me feel better. Thanks for that fair and balanced coverage, Fox... You just downvoted yourself. What's with the clothes? I thought all women on the internet lacked clothes. l,,l /( )\ l,,l Ϲ Ͻ This is why we can't have nice things I urge you to exercise caution when making such sweeping statements that directly relate to your beloved head of state. Remember, I'm watching you -> If there's anything I like, it's going deeper >[ ] That link went to a Nickelback ad They kept the laugh track. you can download the font to be able to see the look of disapproval. there's a post about it somewhere on reddit but until then Well then I guess the secret is out... 3:05 Life time as pyro... yeah, its pretty lame, but then again so is calling your equipment "dragon" Thick eyeshadow. That wasn't funny at all! That was hopeful and inspiring! I had one that said " Your fortune is in another fortune cookie." ** ** The library . ............................... to the mother While your intentions are innocent, you are vandalizing other peoples' property. Very not cool because no one knows what you guys are talking about Am isn't this going to make the priests very happy? no women in the church that day! Yeah, I think that things like self-posts, IAMA and AskReddit have helped foster a much better community. I gave-up on commenting and reading comments on Digg years ago. Pedobear ASCII art is only funny the first 1000 times. But I'm sure someone on Digg would say the same about: Or, 200 pages of !! > Oh and I also can't see the look of disapproval in Leopard. Which caused me to . Who then immediately proceeded to try-hard it against us the next game. Reminding? was about to but then i heard a *whoosh*. What? No dude, that comparison is no where even close to being accurate. At first I was like ʘ‿ʘ because I thought you were going to use it to know if someone was in your blind spot. Then I was like when I read "keep score of your traffic beating skills." when we got to our seats, my friends and i exchanged a few words in a respectfully quiet tone. before i could get a full sentence out, there was all around me. then later the drunk guy who stole our seats tried to pick a fight with my girlfriend ... although we were politely squeezing into the seats which didn't get stolen. more all around. i think it's the vibe the band gave out during the performance. there was no harmonious electricity in the crowd. just electricity. If it's possible to do multiple character decorations, any chance I could have a red next to my name? Totally  in the fourth panel '( )' Where's that annoying "Ionlysayyesorno" guy, this would be a good time for him to you and get some actual laughs. Found this downtown, near the Rideau Centre. Disappointing. Please America make the change, you guys are great in the entertainment industry, take for example Mithbusters I love that show, but when it's time to take measures it's like: "- Hey Adam, just look at that explosion, it lunched the barrel for about 50ft, with a temperature of 400F" and I'm always like "- that should be a lot, judging by their faces!" Works in IE. ** ** What the fuck? This should be on top. Makes one wonder at the stuff he left out of his book because he thought it'd make him look bad. Practically raping his wife after her surgery? Awesome! Torturing and mutilating helpless baby animals? Ha-ha, so funny! Beating up his dad with his brother? Hey, who hasn't done that, right? . . . . ** ** troll ** ** It looks like the horn was close enough to cause real damage. I love how we watch show after show on Discovery with very close, deep water HD video shots of sharks, and we're only mildly amused, but we watch some dude in a kayak with a 10ft stick, and we're instantly amazed. I have experienced the opposite in europe. I would go up to the end of where the line should be. Wait for someone to be done, someone shoves by me and waits directly behind the person at cash. *redditor for 2 years* So do HepatitisDispensers. Cumming rather than coming... never mind the joke is lost now... My girlfriend is like that. She claims she sees no difference between DVDs and BluRays, which always makes me go all (and yes, we do have a HD TV) That's the small town I'm from . What are the odds of you mentioning that? > ^ ^ I would say he got a plethora of points across but then remebered that you english speakers refer to it as a period and then I was like this ? Just type it in like this: Like this: No, no, no. Don't listen to these amateurs. It's like this: Do it like this: ** ** you can see up her dress Because Bounty hunters and Troopers are DPS/Ranged Tank classes... 1. 1 gallon jugs. Haha, jugs. (again. @ myself) I think that age plays a huge roll here. From my own knowledge, a few generations above me seem to prefer more hair, but a few generations down from me seem to prefer their guys as.... feminine and hairless as possible (I'm looking at you, skinny-jeans ) what is wrong with that people have you done much examination of the evidence yourself? or just joined in the scoffing, thinking it all so ludicrous that the world might be round. This coming from the dude name *squidzilla*. ( ) For a second I was excited that the test had actually worked. Then I saw the results. Most of them screamed like a girl. You could have made it so sexual, but you didn't. hmm, we see that a lot here: It doesn't even compile. I unconsciously 'd I wanted to run out to my car, get my crowbar, and make hamburger meat out of that old man's head. I haven't actually wanted to harm anybody this much since High School. No you're not, you're Zerg! I can see it clear as day. No, he's accurate. He's from the future. (> )> ... ... The inability to smoothly put my leg through either one of my pant legs on the first try. I sometimes shout at my pants, "COME ONNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!" while my GF stares at me in the morning with a on her face. I am colorblind Same thing with boxers while standing up. Somehow my second foot always manages to get stuck and I fall over bare-ass onto the floor. I get the same from the wife or gym locker room patrons. Wow I was reading the comments and I was like, "what are they talking about? metacritic is dumb easy to use!" Then I clicked to the metacritic homepage and I was like I will if you give me your tickets - if this is not enough to intimidate you I don't know what is. I like it better with just . More direct, stronger disapproval. His eyes look like lol, I had many requests for rugcmidwest people to be on the same team to the point where not everyone could fit. This gave me an irl while trying to make the roster. Sleeveless jerseys.... Haha, I did this last year. I was cutting up jalapenos for my homemade salsa. Washed my hands of course, and subsequently went into the bathroom to pee. Five minutes later the burn set in... I start freaking out trying to wash it off to no avail. So I remembered milk cooled off my mouth and figured WTF... So I filled up a tea cup (yes, a tea cup) with milk and put it on a little saucer on a chair. I then dipped my johnson into the tea cup and called my mother (a nurse!) to ask her advice. Upon hearing the exact circumstances, she proceeded to laugh hysterically and drop the phone... Thanks for the help, Mom! ### turkey jerky? Easy for some to say. Fucking Voltron.. Oh yeah? /ಠ_ಠ/ [ ] }ಠ.ಠ{ \\(ಠ¥ಠ)/ Don't talk shit about Pink Floyd man GET OUT OF MY HEAD! What *about* ET? WHAT THE SHIT. ...literally ** ** JUST DOING MY DUTY, SIR. I never said I was a classicist. Obligatory: neither was I This is a sacrilege. You could just be high? You'd *better* be high. she's like My 83 year old grandmother washes hair for a living. ** ** it has a natural face lady agnew just looks bored or uppity,your girlfriends is more like . God dammit! I paid ten bucks for vlingo a week ago! former med tech here What atrocity is this?! Please spend an extra 5 minutes to make clean edges around.... everything in every goddamn frame. I can see why you 'd then. If he was used to hearing the bing, I suggest he sees a doctor. dugg? All those carbs and starches are healthy? I think that's the ultimate bad beat, unless you enjoy getting pounded in the ass This is ridiculous. Not to get all /r/politics up in here, but he wants them to cut the libraries? 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"It ain't rape if it's dead' Son, I'm [-10] ========== [0] ====[ ]====== [+10] Brock doesn't have eyes. Your " " is invalid. "Scam school" is a good show for this kind of thing. You can google it so you know i'm not a corporate shill, but they basically do the cool and easy stuff like this and other types of "tricks". Fast forward the ads though, it's loaded with them Your username is "Meathead32" and you're eating soy burgers? It is Patrick from Spongebob. Oh. About half of the names in Minnesota are Native as well, but outside people try to pronounce them in a Fargo accent, which turns into me staring at the visitor like [-10] [ ]========== [0] ========== [+10] [-10] ========[ ]== [0] ========== [+10] [-10] ========== [0] =[ ]========= [+10] Went to a friend's wedding at a church once and the pastor or whatever he was had to go on a tirade about Bill Clinton(this was 1998) I pretty much did a cough bullshit thing and my GF gave me You gonna get raped. [-10] [ ]========== [0] ========== [+10] > [-10] ====[ ]====== [0] ========== [+10] I think i found my future wife... hehehe.... [-10] =[ ]========= [0] ========== [+10] My toy. Back off. Too bad he ruined his team's chances by going nullstone A short while back, I got some coffee and a snack. The total came out to be $6.66. I looked at the barista like this and said "The total is 6..6...6..." What the heck - no historic Notre Dame football posters on that site? Probably since they're such a new team and all... At first I was like **( ﾟヮﾟ)** ... then I was all like ** ** Shes more like The ginger manager is more like ** ** I just saw this for the first time last night. Worst first date movie ever. Motherfuckin PowerPoint presentation in comic sans font Nooooooooo! You just had to say there, didn't you? I saw his face and I was like "Yay!! David Tennant!" Then I scrolled down... I studied in England for six months with a bunch of other Kentuckians. The local pizza joint had 'Kentucky Style' pizza topped with fried chicken. Getting laid is a serious matter. ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ HEY HEY HEY. Nigerians are cool... > ...and i have never even *driven* a dirt bike! At first I read it as "You over*eating* problems are over" and then I was like ebaumsworld Well if Prince can turn himself into a symbol, why can't your middle name be First thing I saw too You destroyed an entire bathroom I bet you HAD to bring an air conditioner too. At first I was like but then I realized. 52 Sold FSM [-10] [ ]========== [0] ========== [+10] [-10] ========== [0] ====[ ]====== [+10] You keep your yellow ant away from my larvae. You go to azcentral? How come anyone who throws this gets lots of karma points!! ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ There are 6 fingers on that hand that's how they get you. while impressive, the tone of your title had me waiting for something to go wrong Whoa... This is beyond fucked up... WTF... As a person with Cerebral Palsy, that troll really pissed me off. doubly so because i actually get told shit like that. apparently my inability to do things like swimming when the right side of my body is severely limited makes me lazy! No, on the flavorless shit that is Coca Cola! I DECLARE WAR! You should see what it's like with the adult-material filter switched off. You're not serious are you? Atheistic Muslim? I should have taken a screenshot of that userpage before cos NOW THAT ACCOUNT HAS A 2 YEAR TROPHY. WTF ADMINS, MAKING ME LOOK LIKE A CRAZY PERSON IN FRONT OF REDDIT That bottom picture is absolutely amazing. Seeing that kind of blue has actually increased my happiness at work /gasp At least it's not G gle. Are you suggesting we are animals?! Sheva just threw his armband... common man. I'm not saying rows are a *bad* exercise, I'll throw them in if I have a plateau sometimes. Its more that in real life the upper back muscles are mostly for stabilizing the shoulder blades, or assisting in doing overhead work. They're not super useful to work on their own except for looks. Other compound exercises work them plenty hard. I won't fault anyone for doing them, I'd just rather spend my time doing other things. This is why I said "only if you want to work them in semi-isolation" and not " " :) Dude, seriously. Shut up Stone Cold, go back to drinking your beer and spilling it on yourself I did read the Survival Guide. I'm from the south... I know how that shit is, lol. People in the midwest are slightly more tolerant, but they're the same way. Whenever I meet a girl and she talks to me, she'll eventually bring up the subject, since most people here are religious, sadly, "What church do you go to?" I'll respond usually, "Oh, I don't go to church anymore, I'm an atheist." Then I get this face. I know for a fact that I could get laid within a week or so if I told them I was a good ol' christ-servin' bible swearin' gun totin' christian. Sounds like this lady brings some of this stuff upon herself, why leave sentimental things out in the public yard where any hooligan can have at it. What can you expect from an apartment complex in the middle of a city (particularly a college town)? Its a lot like a dormitory sometimes. I am ಠ_ಠ of her . While working in a drug store (CVS, Walgreens type) a coworker had his leg cut open pretty badly by a jagged piece of metal sticking out of the bottom of a drink cooler. This was toward the end of an eight hour shift. Our manager told him to take his dirty sock off to wrap the wound. I laughed until I realized she was serious. We literally had an entire aisle dedicated to clean bandages that hadn't absorbed eight hours of sweat, dirt, and who knows what else. i give them this face as i pass: What the hell are those?! > Edit 2: Thanks, licenseplate! Look at me, I'm disapproving: Tricksy editing. Don't feel bad, I posted something awhile ago and was scared shitless, but now me and the community are cool... I think. It... it can't be real. Oh shit, me gusta too. ! Family Guy reference. I've got bad news for you, Italian is not a country. I've never known of a woman to Waffle stomp. need an evidence Thats exactly a term *gamers* would use I'm a security guard working the reception of an office building. I just had to register a group of Ms. . How do we know you're not a crazed shoplifter with multiple personality disorder that writes yourself notes like this to ease your guilty conscience? Have you had any blackouts that have resulted in "free" alcoholic beverages in the past? My girlfriend has tried/liked all three of these. I'm lactose intolerant Duck Hunt tattoos, next to an Xbox controller? Then they announced it for PS3. That man is right! Geometry, you're out!* Unfortunately it does not work every time on the other end. Some people will give you the "Ugh, how dare you walk past me? What do you think this is, Formula 1?" look. Cucaracha? They're not dressed up as Link, are they? 凸 凸 [-10] ========== [0] =[ ]========= [+10] At first I was all like: ** ** But then I was all like: ** ** This is the third time I've seen this posted in a week Stop trying to avoid the topic How about just as the universal sign or redditor recognition. That shit would be hilarious. I imagine incidents of misunderstanding would be common. have you been looking at my web history? Hey, what if Perspective called *you* a bitch? DON'T JUDGE ME! I think the writers learned their lesson when we were all like last season. That maenad storyline just got out of hand. When you're on a train and a group of foreign tourists get on: holy-crap-indoor-voices-please. I misread that as "Phallor has had a screaming errection"... and was like WTF. Chrome just downloaded default\_invite.wav while I was reading that. I did this once at lunch with a bunch of my friends and they all just stared at me like It's to get you to complain about dumb questions. Then when you ask their postcode they . OOOO let's keep all the dead people in a place that would make a better farm or park. PedobearsBloodyCock isn't invited to this thread. I read that as boy scout porn then to that account... hope this one finds more nakedness Alfreton Town I get the feelings that the reason you want this shopped so much is because you're a pedophile who wants to see that picture Same here but........testicle....... what are you doing in /r/linux? Okay, you're eating your wife's brownie..... I laugh lust thinking about the black camera-man's face right after he says it... @ @ <- Leia of Disapproval (there's probably a better way...) BratOkey Team ( ) will have enough players. Only one person said he may not be able to make it. Upvote, but ** ** Reddit: the only place you come to post " " and find it's already been done. dude, wheres my jerky? order #2130 Any reason why there's a big roll of paper towel by your couch/laptop? Oh, wait... How about settling for a healthy ? chicken dance The facial expression makes it for me. For someone who is drunk and flanked by women is pretty much . You're right. I've certainly never met a crazy gay man. I just asked for some of your political opinions as a Tea Partier. You could have typed out five of them. Instead, you decided to swear at me and insult me. The punter? Oh. I get it. >This is why I hate MW2. squared I have to admit; I never knew the power button symbol was derived from a 0 and 1, binary for Off and On. So THATS Snooki... I think we're dealing with the fact that somebody took this picture. Not to sure though, so I'll just deal with it ಠ ಠ ? You should put as your background on the left monitor. Just sayin'. ╓╓ಠ ಠ╗╗ ? It's similar to French-press but the grind is finer - like flour. Thus, the only way to cook it includes the coffee grinds in it. Simply put, you boil flour-ground coffee, let the grind settle and pour your coffee. Yet the grind remains and you never drink the last sip (I always forget to tell people that last tip. Until, of course, they finish their coffee looking like ). That's Digg talk, son. Yea, that would have been creepy if that was all he said. But that wasn't what he said. He said "what a pretty smile, but such hate inside :(". If you found something sexual in that you should be looking closer at yourself. It's like those politicians who are adamently against gay people, and it then turns out they were secretly gay. You seem so defensive over what I perceive to just be a comment to show the disparity between her beauty on the outside and her ugly personality on the inside. Sounds to me like you secretly want to fuck young girls My kindergarten class was taught by a nun, Sister Francis Marie. One glorious day she ran out of thumb tacks, so she compelled the class to pray for God to provide us with more. Lo and behold, during our prayer, the local bishop, who was visiting our dioceses and school that day, entered the room dressed in full bishop garb (complete with miter and crosier) with a new box of thumb tacks. Places tells me NYC isn't supported . Other than that however, it seems fine. I read the title as the Sexiest ad ever. Got all happy and I clicked. And then I was like . that man was special hugging mommy Do you want an award for being awesome? I'll take the new award please. A little more than a month before I bought this game, the video card in my laptop had died. When I got to this part in the game, I had had my laptop back for about a week and my heart just dropped because it was the *exact* same symptoms as before. As I was reaching for the power button, the next scene started playing. My face looked like this: And I was all like "Hey! I have The Word of Notch bookmark!", and then I saw a facepunch bookmark and I was like " !" I don't think he was. I found myself urban dictionarying this, to no avail of a game, but fear it has something to do with jerking off onto a waffle and choosing someone to eat it, or maybe I just heard of one too many games like that ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ Sesame street is not obscure You didn't even really edit your comment. > > I have a special spot for your ilk, and it's not in my heart. Good news for single guys i have flash on my iphone via jailbreak + following some instructions Of course it's a joke I didn't got one with my standard edition Would you believe me if I said that praise makes me feel better than karma? oh i get it, you hate obama, aaaand you like to fuck little girls ** ** Who are you to judge him Nice try...pickpocket Just the other day I bought one of the decent shorts from SJ ... and now i'm like Upvote for accurate use of I'm sorry but he did not go ballistic he talked normally, but he did leave half way through the evening $200 Speeding Ticket today... In a stable...With my ex girlfriends horses looking at us.... ....I am proud of that one You best back up off my man meat Harry... That's my bitch. Unless you want to come up in our little hair meat pie. I'll tell you what, we've been looking for a third gay party member to get down and romp on some man rump. Both of us are catchers. The only reason why he seems so defensive all the time, is because he hasn't quite learned to be one with his gay yet. More or less he's not entirely out of the closet, but that will change once he finally tells his parents! His father will most likely have this reaction But will learn to accept it... Or more likely kill himself. Which is fine. Because Harry only loves one man. Me. Damn, looks like we lost the USB-mini charging connector as well. I also see no 3.5mm audio jack. My wife once asked me what I would wish for if I found a genie in a lamp. I told her I would wish for omnipotence, omniscience, and omnipresence. I got the look: Whoa that's a lot of free keys. I was more when I saw "Washbucket" in Amy's body about to do Scruffy. Steams Half Life??!?!? When hearing they were coming out with a new song, I bet my brother it would have "rock" in the title. Sure enough we later heard "And here's AC/DC's new song 'Rock N' Roll Train". Old head. ** ** **35 hats?** smashmouth Yep, I get this one too. . thank you... mr. burns. On top of Burber? PPppgghht,,, white trash. ".. never vote for greens cause they all fondle whales" Was fine at first, read your comment, now I'm all like I am now dumber because of this, everybody in the room is now dumber. I would rather crawl on glass. couldn't even hit the stop button i think i had seizure. Look of disapproval! ... This has been going for a week...read the username.. (,,,)= =(,,,) My girlfriends dad has about half of those installed. In internet explorer. ON PURPOSE. I had Panda for awhile and liked it. I have Norton now because my internet provider offers it for free So many Advice Dog spin-offs ' When will the madness end? I hope she doesn't put the cucumber back afterwards LOL. I Det var inte särskilt övertygande the guy with the Hulk v Wolverine cover tattoo: Condom Definitely not. Most states make you sign a statement, which just implies that you recognize you've been pulled over by an officer of the law. *Then*, later, you can choose to plead guilty (and pay whatever fines, in person to the station, or by check via US Mail), or plead not guilty, and go to court. This is the first time I've ever heard of cops collecting cash on the scene. There's no possibility of abuse there, is there? I expected to be like , but then I was like :D Least fucked with ? I'm all for exploring, but punching out windows and otherwise destroying things for the next explorer is a lame move. Black Dynamite does not approve! No. It is not your bad. It is definitely your *good*. I think my face is a "look of enchantment" rather than the standard "look of disapproval". Compare the two: or ಥ_ಥ...? Windows XP Release date — RTM: August 24, 2001, October 25, 2001 8*10^7 views of an eminem track on youtube Sorry, too little too late on my part. It's more like I laughed but still... ** ** "Awwwww, someone lost their dog, what's wrong with tha...... " *Confused * Did you get a hair cut too? **Ahem.** We'd be bigger if there was a club. The wife of MrOhHai? Did he really have to wreck that perfectly good Logitech mouse? Passion Pit is excellent. Stop the downvotes lol. I noticed that too. I'm getting downvoted a lot for no reason. \*shrug* Reddit. Thanks for the reply. No we do not use roaming profiles, which is partly why I'm confused. Google searches want me to think this is a DNS issue, but I'm not having much luck He was all like, At first I was like: Then I was like: WTF is with the formatting. I think he also looks like this: Banned in Australia. DJ It's a Ballchinian. that is all, not some photoshoped Kramer, not something else retarded. go watch Men In Black everyone. Relevant username is relevant. exactly. if someone was walking around taking random people's pictures I'd give them a as well. I won't be able to join, I'll be busy playing a Serious Internet Spaceships . Neverwinter is a true Dungeons & Dragons experience based on the acclaimed 4th Edition rules... Hey now! I think this may be he first time I've seen disapproval of a redhead.... Haha. Or . ¬ Well, if anyone if qualified to comment on law and justice it is certainly Brad Pitt You can remove hillsides and dig an incredible distance under the world with nothing but your bare hands and a stone pickax. You can build glass towers into the sky. Zombies and skeleton archers roam the darkness. But the fact that *the lava doesn't cool into basalt* killed the immersion for you? Top left piece is damn near giving you the . Ah skit, apologies to the punctuation nazis for the misplaced apostrophe gl hf Interesting... Very interesting... Not THAT good, apparently. Stop reminding me that this film exists! Not THAT good of a point, apparently. Wells : "We require more photons. " ** ** I feel a lack of sense of humor around here... Why'd she stop to pet the cat? I don't get it. That is so fucking odd. ಠ_ಠ--3ಠ_ಠ--3 --3 No. Open water was fucking terrible ** ** That's my job. ^ ^ The hivemind really scares me at times, I just happened to think of this song and listen to it on youtube and wonder what his problems were, refreshed reddit and saw this. ೃ ಠ_ಠ,,,,,,,,,,ಠ_ಠ,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,, Finger on trigger > I see them all over montreal. . Thanks for the info though. I was genuinely interested. Not right now *chief*, I'm being constitutional. (Name game) (Name game) (Irrelevant bullshit) Cry much bro? Sorry, I don't read that kind of shit. Your "wit" was lost on me. You wouldn't get it "I know, I was testing you" You should be commended for ruining a multi-million dollar trilogy in a single paragraph. I had never seen that last one, way to go. Oh I might come if I'm available! It'd be great. Wouldn't it? I'm having a scary presage of someone telling a girl "you're really bad at programming, maybe you should give prostitution a shot" Thanks. That was totally helpful. screw LOL I sure as hell hope not ### Yoko? Guzzle him? i know you He wasn't drying his hands Relevant username is relevant. do you honestly think that any of that made a difference for the cat? Only? How many 16 year old girls have *you* talked to lately? Where's Houston? Not since March apparently What's with the bullshit about niggers? Reddit, I am . What do you mean 'us people?' I think the phrase you're looking for is " " At first i was like :D but then i was like Same here...blew my cockring right off Patrick, do you disapprove? / \ I would have but he knocked me on my ass. I don't yell at cyclists, but I do despise them on roads. Some cyclists behave like dicks (I'm looking at you Critical Mass ) and this tends to rub off on those who actually don't behave like they own the road, ie a few bad apples ruin it for everyone else. I've had lots of bad experiences with cyclists, which is where my seething hatred comes from. The tenth time you have to brake like mad to avoid killing someone or being killed yourself by oncoming traffic because a gaggle of cyclists just have to cycle next to each other on narrow country roads you start to dislike cyclists. Ok, for you and the 10 idiots who upvoted you, Switzerland isn't a member of the EU photobucket What's wrong with photobucket? ಠ_ಠ You should be Team because you disapprove of Arthas and are going to kill him in the face. That cushion was totally unnecessary. I am shocked Cool, now I just gotta find some things to do... why do I have to find out about this right after I started a diet? Things are way out of con*troll*. This would be friggin great if my phone worked outside of the country. Im from Los Angeles and am currently in Montreal and my phone serves as a nice plastic box. thats about it. Just don't read what's in it, or I'll log that in my USB reddit divorce files You're welcome for getting me fired? NSFW... ~~ ~~ Wow. Cup holder? Are you mental or something? Cup holder? Shut up, I'm trying to guilt him into becoming active. LOL - Wouldn't it be great if you could make your own edits to ... oh wait ... I don't like your tone. That reminds me of this one time when a girl randomly said to me, "Hey, will you go out with me?" or something, and so I just said, "Sure," since I was single at the time, and she was alright. Then she told me she was joking. I was kind of . I tried for the second time today... fell short from 25 000 Shouldn't be too hard to achieve with some basic markup language. let <s></s> represent sarcastic, <h></h> represent happy, <d></d> represent , <a></a> angry, etc. With Ebert's voice, sampled from many many hours of video content, it should be pretty trivial to capture inflection patterns from tagged samples, and then extrapolate for new text. There are other Dermatologists in town, but god damn it all they all have Waiting lists to be put on Waiting lists Not cool gawd dammit My wife looked at me funny Man? I'm 17 Check his username. I wasn't just throwing out a random reference i have grumpy old neighbors right now and they are trying to get all of our trees removed because they don't like the way the leaves fall off... The Harry Potter series. Been a fantasy of mine for years I'm not gonna lie, I opened this page, saw Glenn Beck and no Downvoted for bad ethics. I see what you did there. Trying to get more views. Very well. Oh yeah of course. You can do it in the bathtub, a pond, a lake, a toilet( ). Anywhere where there is enough water. Just keep in mind that you'll probably get some of the water in your mouth. Halo Jump over and say hi. As well as that creepy Barkley episode in Next Gen... Barkley, . Because other cultures don't have the exact same idioms God damn it Bernake. I liked it better yesterday Seriously? all sperm is sacred? I was expecting an Aladin reference. AT&T? Your promised reward is a fictitious motivator! Yes you do. UPS? I'm halfway there already, and the laxatives are taking effect ctrl+f "erection" Pffffftttt Baltic ave? Mediterranean ave? Little sister: The denseness of your head could sink a battleship.... OINK OINK . Have a seat over there. Troll? This is pretty much what I looked like when I went through /r/pics and /r/reddit.com: i like this one the most, as it is different from the others... It can't be meanwhile AND 1976! Guess what *else* begins with ***F***, Mr. Smarty Pants! (V) (V) This made me laugh and cry at the same time, I know someone that has doesn't have the same view as about saving screen space. His browser's menu's are 5 rows tall Have a seat over there. > ©2010 industries Virusporn sounds like my kind of porn Original Willy Wonka was crazy!? *Looks down* ... I see what you did there. Is that Norton anti-virus on a mac? Also: the only acceptable Reddit "emoticons" are variants on a theme of . Jesus, She didn't chart properly? That violates a lot of Ethical standards and she can be fired for that! Who let her out of nursing school i saw those too, all i could do was mega facepalm. You're not JokeExplainer. i only did that once, while drunk. Most of it ended up in my shoe ** ** Nooooooooooo!!! 6'7 of his height right? That's what I thought too but the .rars could actually just hold low res pics Sir, your fingers are in my ass. Why is this posted in /r/funny ? You're not Willy Wonka. You searched that whole phrase exactly like that, and didn't notice the top rated comment? ** ** You're not JokeExplainer. Dude, your " " is broken. Get that shit fixed. Oh look! Free Republic links! I saw this was in my city and tried clicking things cuz I need a new car. You could all make look of disapproval. All the time. . I'm a woman. Aquafina finger fiend If anything, they love it when I'm the only one drinking, they say it levels the playing field. > That's a double for you, Steam These are sexy eyes: Even when it works, in an informal situation it apparently makes one sound like a douche. I am met with pretty much every time I use it, even if it's entirely appropriate to do so. I think people think I'm being pretentious or condescending. That's not what we mean at all. Becaaaaauuussseee....Flash doesn't work in Linux, right? Take this: Ah, it makes sense now. I remember an episode of Top Gear where Richard and James were using a phone on a Japanese train. They both received the stare of death No. There are approximately twenty hummingbirds frequenting my front yard, and they are everywhere, swooping to and fro. I am deathly afraid that they will run into my head full force and kill me. Let's just call it local g. ...Because obviously there's an analogous to Flash and the design suite it uses in the open source world...right? Heyyyyyy Digg......... That's not what she said. Nice try, Restaurant.com... Or if you're in a party of 8 or more And here I thought I was being very inclusive and limiting it to Sunday. Originally I was going to put Sunday morning, as it is still morning here in California. Fucking Time Zones, how do they work? i know those people too. they either don't pay, refuse to add on tax & tip, or wait until we all put cash in, then put it on their credit cards with little to no tip so they MAKE money off of the dinner. Well the bloody fog lights are blinking too slowly for a start. > Something really gross to think about is that a lot of older people don't fall down and break their hip. Their hip breaks and they fall down.. I would imagine you go a lawyer and ask them. My two main classes are scout and spy. Jemaine is kinda making the face. Redditor for 1 day. That's just the same image embedded in a PDF ....ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ "not in texas..." "Full of shit"... . Actually, I think the rest of us should be What sequel? Dick in other hand You don't know? pppghhhtt...slut. To my boarding school? That's a little creepy. I particularly enjoyed the cup. I've done it once myself (I actually got paid for it $200) while living in Japan. Troll; Mods, this guy is a perp. LOL       ...`digg` Redditas, Alien Kitty, Baconium, Tidder, **Maddox**? Yeah I thought it was black granite at first.. then after a closer inspection... ( )__,,|, ...Too clever I think it gets you 2 of these for being a kevin costner fan: Turf wars are so fun!! And then someone goes : what the hell?! Canada isn't supposed to have cute guys. get your ass down here. ... 'Leo Panthera? Who's h... oh.' See... It's stuff like this that gives North Carolina a bad reputation... Hahaha, you're right. I typed it backwards although I had it right in my head. ; You're the guy who walks around granting black men who don't leave their families the title of Pigmented Whitey, right? I lived on a military base in Japan and we only had one English speaking channel (AFN), so my parents never had to ruin cartoon day. Soul Train did it for them by fooling me into thinking it was another cartoon coming up because it opens with a cartoon train The question is: Why are you reading Digg? Wait...are you talking about what I think you are? "who have long been skeptical that bisexuality is a distinct and sexual orientation." NO! I just sit and while I quietly masturbate. He is. First thing I thought was "What, no Arrested Development?" then I was like PLEASE don't post Citizen Kane spoilers in the comments!!! And, of course, oh yeah, I left before they made the grind official with weekly/daily quests. You shouldn't have to do that, blizzard Am I the only one that is so fucking sick of this: Nice try Mary Bale ** ** .....it's upvotes all the way down? ** ** .22 LR is often supersonic too Yes... why am i so bothered that a couple of these experts pronounced the word "Nu-cu-ler". here you go, use these So this is like a pro Glenn Beck cartoon? and apparently got downvoted for it.... By the month!? That's diabolical. WTF? Planting earworms is a felony Not long now except when you actually wanna use it! Barely, I used to ctr-c crtl-v until I read this thread, I should myself. Rabble.ca - a bastion of objectivity "Girls don't poop. " NIGGERS! Don't lie. We all now is the only true face. Homework on the first day? You could do what I did and get quicksilver then copypasta the look of disapproval and create a trigger that pastes it. For me, ctrl+opt+cmd+L yields . Well....Fuck, I didn't know there were women on Reddit. No Walken, no upvote. This would destroy me. Fuck allergies to tree nuts. i am only 20, and you're telling me i went through a surgery, then i was like how did it go? Dr. no brains " oh it went great, we didnt need to do anything , you are actually healing very good on your own " "fucking sweet" you know it is like to come out of a surgery? you cant eat, constintly shit water, and so dizzy it hurts to blink, FFUUUUUUU Why is the second most voted comment "jfgtry" > 2nd. Now I'm really pissed; You never invited any of us!! - nice pics! His original question, in r/askwoman, started with "When I'm looking for a serious relationship I need a girl to be atheist just like I am". I was a Digg user for years, I never gave Reddit a chance 'cause all I could hear was the trolls yelling "reddit sucks!" I'm sure glad that Digg sold out and forced me to give Reddit a chance! So much time wasted on Digg... {*Lights up bowl*} By this I'll assume you meant Not particularly...it was more of a face of exasperation than of > ** ** You should have given the file a different name, this makes your example confusing. For those unfamiliar: spinfire's example works just fine in Java (using a variable named " "). Female babies? It works... Same.. The "bitch" way? Me too. I'm Asian so it doesn't hurt. (A large white guy explained this to me. ) Could not get past the polish disaster on the thumb "My whole adult life, I never knew how to open a banana. And now you know too." Mine would go, "Dear med students: I do not give consent to any pelvic examinations. Signed, Anzi. " I think one of these: would be a nice touch. It's "Sk8er Boi" Instead of just leaving him in half a shirt? You'd like that, wouldn't you? I guess the garments aren't magical shields. I just looked at my dog. Just laying there on the floor. U U Doggy disapproval. Do not want. I think you mean the *book* Dune. 16 if they're bloated as shit. i paid with a credit card. So how did you know about the $2 missing from my wallet? cant see this at work but the website name made me "Ha ha ha oh you're so funny... wait you mean? " I used to think it was impossible to beat lv 2, then I realized you can make more than one at a time. Redditor for 45 minutes. I really need to learn to stop clicking links with words like "bug" and "spider" in them... Assimilation has no limitations. Oh god, why did I watch that? ಹೇ! ನಿನ್ನಜ್ಜಿ, ಬೆಳಗ್ಗೆ ಮೂರುವರೆಯಲ್ಲಿ ಏನೋ ನಿನ್ನ ಗೋಳು? this is in Kannada, the same language that gave you Bristol palin would approve of this...oh wait At first I was like . Best real-life Look of Disapproval EVAR. I see what you did there. TIL comes from the Language of Balls. Nothing short of your complete demise. It sure looks like you took that picture while driving All those look like boxes to me. has always been boxes (except for a while when it was a squiggle in the box). I've been too lazy to figure out what was wrong... how do I fix this? I'm using Safari (on a Mac) Now I know what this would look like with a crossed out circle over it All those hours of trying to get it and he just goes and destroys it for charity... So you don't get the sheets dirty. ...long? Or while it's inside him GODDAMMIT Dragon, quit fucking with the vibe. Dane Cook joke A bit , just a bit. "Platypus DNA is smaller than amoeba DNA" Not to be a dick, but you have a "then" where a "than" should be. ** ** " " I'm a paulistano and here's a for you. Fucking sporting celebrities Thats worse than when you get a friend request from someone's baby My brother-in-law is thinking of doing one for his coral. Oh yes, not being taken seriously is definitely worse than being inside a church that's being burned down. I wish I read your comment first. Non seulement c'est un compte de spam, mais en plus c'est du spam tellement idiot qu'il ne met même pas de lien vers son site de spam... Isn't it obvious? You're suppose to put your clothes back on! Where are your manners! she seems to have been forced into this outfit Intuition?! ...Do you play SC2? have you even watched this whole video? could have been intuition if he was doing only the harassment block, and still would be weird to have every single attempt blocked, but what about the constant looking at the fog of war right on top of Psy's army/base? at this point i think that you are trolling here. The author uses a quote from Bin Laden to show how destructive Israel is to America, essentially blaming 9/11 on the mere existence of Israel, a country that Bin Laden probably never got within 100 miles of. > Two lines? From another angle you can see that he gave the dolphins eyes the look of disapproval! ** ** You're not real. Obvious joke is obvious. Was it really necessary to censor the eyes of the dog? ** ** No one has made the "Uranus" joke yet... I thought this was a joke when I read the headline, and especially when I read his "manifesto". We must submit to his demands. Most definitely not why we'd do it Your god Mormo is **DISPLEASED!!!! ** It certainly 'pops' Honestly, I give you what kudos I can for the fact that you at the very least recognize that hating on fat people without any reason other than they're fat is not cool. Yes, I respond to the sentiment strongly because people expressing the "look how much better than you I am because you have a problem that we can clearly see I don't have" POV really piss me off. Two points, however. 1 - baby fat/chubby children and adult obesity are not even remotely in the same category. Richard Jeni was my favorite comedian but even when he said the same thing I thought it was a flimsy excuse to justify your feeling free to talk about overweight people in any derogatory way you want. True, he made it funny. But still. [Rod gives him a long Look] Your thumbnail doesn't match the image, KeyserSosa What if your wife orbits my dick James T. Kirk would not approve. Newman You're immaterial. You downloaded an unreleased leaked version and complained about invisible walls. Or actually read articles. It's a trap > ლ( ლ) ლ( ლ) ლ( ლ) "First I was like, :D. Then I was like ." Vulgarity and harshness aside, this comment is pretty accurate How did you know my major? I find it sad that there have been multiple people that do not understand this from the headline alone No. As they left the girl was like "Can I come over tomorrow?!" and I was like [How inappropriately](/spoiler) [distasteful.](/spoiler) Yeah. Hopefully some religious nutbag will kill hundreds of innocent people to get us out of the news. I linked her this comment thread. ballistic knife...... does that mean I'm pregnant..... Geez-a-loo. I was referring to the character. The dude seems cool enough, but he is putting on a performance as what appeared to me as an asexual character. I didn't know which way the character was intended, so I used a gender-neutral word. SORRY Shouldn't this be marked NSFW? You have no idea how many times I've learned this now ...but spelling errors are a-ok? A sticker on the binding ruins a book? Books are for reading not decoration . They seem to think that the muscle gay people have is negligible. I would but I'm locked in here She had a vagina. I wouldn't know. I didn't get to read it. Because when I opened it, I had to close it and email IT. BBC - You have failed me... and all other Redditors. Now, we expect this shit from the LA Times and *maybe* even Wired, but BBC - we expect more from you. you mean staring I was doing great until the rugby questions. Right hand: ** ** This just screams fabulous Don't take me quite so seriously. I'm impressed by the cleverness of this threa-... wait * * Sharks are on Reddit. Hide your children. I'll buy 12, and I'm not even Mormon It's not the 9th of february... ... ~~ ~~ And they know where you log in since then. ~~ ~~ That depends, do you drive a white unmarked van? You better also have Diddy's Kong Quest. .┌( )┘____________̴ı̴̴̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡*̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡̡͡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|̡̡̡ ̡ ̴̡ı̴̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡̡._________. I was gonna looks like she is to whoever said "embroidery portrait painting is well known for its realism comparable to photography." "I could care less" and I am looking at you America Had to sit through a video add to see this... Not pleased My feelings towards youtube right now: You think you're just being clever, but my roommate is going to a wedding on 9/11/10 and the couple wrote "A day to never forget" on their wedding invitations. You're not going to get shit done out in the field in those boots What about South First. SoFi I forgot to put an arrow pointing to the gravity bong. you stole this comment Great, I just wanted to try that game for a few minutes and go to bed afterward... Now it's 2 am and I am building virtual caves. You *better* be tapping that! She must have felt the eyes of disapproval staring at her while she regurgitated all her bullshit. It actually sounded like she had her opening statement memorized but couldn't remember how she wrote it out the night before. Smart decision. That's equal to seventeen I'm not smiling. Zips... penises... Also.. redditor for 7 days… ** ** I closed my account there, but still got the email. "You are receiving this email because you asked to receive updates from Digg.com." No opt-out link in the message, and since the account is closed (not deleted ) can't turn the email notifications off. Thanks Digg! oh... i thought you were asking for an underaged Chilean girl. He probably stalked himself And the worst is when they ask you if you do side work. I just shoot them a "Can I have your cell number?" Note to your landlord: TIL that you can special request hearts on License plates. What's next? Emoticons? I call I don't have a dad. In this case, Cyanake would then hold up a sign that would simply read " ". You also missed the e Classified Thanks for reminding me that I live in an earthquake region. Eaaattt theeeem. EAAAAATTTTT THEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMM. When I was 4 and my brother was probably 6 we had a bush with little red things on them. Dad encouraged us to eat them, and we did, thinking they were some kind of berry, red things tended to be yummy (strawberries ect). A few seconds later we were crying and screaming at our burning mouths. The little red things? Tiny tiny chillis. Dad still cracks up about it. Oh and you know how little kids rub their eyes with their hands when they cry? ** ** `ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ` Pregnant women don't keep the fetus in their vagina What's even worse is when I accidentally flushed half my dick down the toilet. The plumber was like *Hey! You with the logic!* I viewed it instantly with Firefox and Foxit... a whole hour with no NEW reddit posts? It seems as if what could be said, already has been, and thus saying it would be redundant... Earthquake = New Zealand becomes Germany. ಠಠ ಠಠ I would ask her how much Coco Chanel paid her to do that and if she says "nothing" There are almost 300,000 people on politics and only 400 have signed the petition.... i hear ya. i was at a guy's house, and i saw the complete U2 songbook, and i was like So howcome you're fucking pedophiles? His left hand appears to have been clipped off. I came here to say that... Now Skeeter they ain't hurtin' nobody.... Yet It took me forever to get it... This is the only alt+combo I have memorized: wow didn't even ice notice double rainbow until you said it, and it took me forever to notice The Game too lol All of that *glass* in their eyes I see what you did there. No. But *I* know *you*. **UPDATE, THIS MADE ME Did . . did a Redditor just use the word "dope" as in "cool"? Sadly yes they do just block any attempt at logic. I *just* now got done asking my dad, who is a religious nutcase that was in a cult, if god was all powerful than how can there be free will, he said i would have to argue that one with god... so i said that shouldnt an all knowing god know what i was thinking therefor making arguing unnecessary to which he started yelling "WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO GO IN CIRCLES CANT YOU JUST ACCEPT THE ANSWER" then he stormed off into his room. My name is not babycakes By any chance did you promise an irate customer a $185 refund a month ago? So first you say the passwords are one word, then you say the first clue has the spaces removed. ¯Є Э¯ **THE GAME** My cousin lives with me, and is doing a business degree at the same uni as I'm doing an EE degree. She often complains about her workload; I'm just like Yes I would very much like to know how you walk/run with your hunting gear and sailboat to a place where these activities can legally take place . B..but charizard is first generation 12:08 here, balls deep in pre-college work you have outnerded me internet Looks a little young there man I knew that tattoo artist was up to no good. I love the look of cobblestone and grassy dirt Underground Sound IS our local scene. You're just talking about California. He sure looks suspicious - your move, statue... 1st: Why do you let a guy (Guy #1) dictate whom you can talk to and whom you can't? Aren't you going down the same road you did with Guy #2? Aka leaving yourself open to be controlled and/or harmed? (I only ask because that is EXACTLY what happened to me. One day I was told to stop talking to someone I knew, the next day I was a puppet, trained to obey. Took me 5 years to break free of that export to CA after prop 19 passes TIL where Mountain Drew came from. **WAS** very attractive? You should really get used to reading subtitles. Sometimes English dubbing is just... GOT IT? Got it! ** ** Thanks guys! calm down stranger Now you made me look at it again. YOU GET NAKED. *** *** ## Must have been. You bunch of freaks, we are talking about a real problem here. You don't know how it's like to have tiny boobs. The psychological consequences are horrible, and it's a day to day fight to live with it. Now op, I'll totally support you if you pop some pictures Finland. Judging from the Amazon ads that run here, you would just end up with a thousand copies of *The Human centipede* I'm not talking to you. You know why. Put it in the freezer. You play lol? I hate single song iPods way more. I hate how many times I'll be going through someone's iPod, "oh, I really like this band! What albums do you--oh, you just have that one song. Man, I didn't know you liked this band either!... and you just have three of their songs." seems to working out well for you Exactly.... It's all about the confidence when you do said things. If you have this face all the time while doing your thing you probably are a creeper. Man, I saved this thread from the spam filter because I thought people would say something aside from 'learn yourself, lol'; guess I should chime in. (For those of you who don't answer questions but instead respond with your own opinions: ) 3/3 vs 0/0/0. Gut reaction: why don't you take a seat over there I see what you did there [](/perfect " ") No where near drop dead gorgeous, and I don't use makeups, ever. But I do get strangers that approach me with invitation to coffee/drinks/"view my collection of books"/etc once in a blue moon (to which I mumble "thanks but busy!!!" and run away); and I get ogled on a regular basis (I would try to give them a , but it doesn't work so well when I could only maintain eye contact for a split second). =[ Are you getting semantic on my ass son ? ** ** The 5000 people who down-voted this need to get a sense of humor. **NOBODY WANTS TO BE ON HELL'S KITCHEN.** Because if my boss walks by and i'm looking at this..... gtfo... Fans. That was a little harsh. Nice try DEA I was once mistaken in some Shoreditch bar for Alex James (bassist from Blur). I told him I wasn't, he and his friends told me that I was lying and that it was ok to admit it. You should always take spelling suggestions from something called UBUNTU. You have shamed your family I play as T.Hawk Wow, a year and a half and you managed to not see it all this time, I'm impressed! I can't stop watching it. Every single time I see it, I know exactly what it is but I can't help myself clicking it anyway. :D Then I get to spend a minute going "What the... I don't even... who...?! I can't.... what?" Then I spend a few minutes reading the comments about how she's legal now, to which I . Incorrect. It should be "USS " Fuck you CSI My freshmen year they stapled the condoms to the Crotch Goblin cards Owls invented this look. Owls and cats. [](/megusta "I see your and raise you one gusta.") A woman, too. A really *hot* one. i didn't... until you just told me... I used to see this every day on the way to work.... I 'd every time. That isn't a crime though... Not FastOCR again... Southern State at least once a day I see my LED flash and then I stare at it waiting for it to flash again This line with your name presents a really messed up visual... Hmm, this looks interesting. Dove World Outreach Center. Sounds like an organization that might bring some sensibility to the debate. Let's take a look... poor guy. imagine if he's a redditor n he sees this. ** ** No man, I just really liked playing the game. That's not what I meant at all Only in Portland you can get downvoted for talking about the rain.. Firefox gave me an attack alert on this site. The Decemberists- Rake's Song. It's such a nice melody but it's about a guy murdering his children Wich one? Nice try FBI looking-for-new-sites-to-shut-down team. Ditto can't be hatched from eggs. My was aimed at your stupid post. I wasn't trying to start a trend. My liver says . You just ruined the rest of my week you bastard. *must wipe this information from memory.* Going to cry myself to sleep now, thanks... no no ignore the pic. **This is totally legit** "bought a 6 of Corona" "Passed around beer" "buzzed" ?? that's vice president, sir ಠ_ಠ / I keep looking for the </sarcasm> tag, but I'm not finding it... So *YOU*'re the asshole who taught that to my older brother Well that's certainly the most obnoxious way of announcing a useful android widget I could possibly think of. ** ** Especially if they are in the punch line! That can't be real. Dude, the cats looks so bad-ass, it reminds me of the checklist "How to say your cat is planning to murder you?" i'm also named matt... and i can assure you this is not genius. **DO IT ** ** ** Suspicious intentions CFL I've been scared more than a few times, but only the "jump out at you" brand. As far as exploring dark areas, I've only ever been *anxious* (mainly because I have yet to die - I'd like to keep it that way). What gets me *every time* is that the damn skeletons are clairvoyant - there's been SO many times where I'll break out a block that opens up to another area, and *instantly* an arrow comes flying through. WTF SKELETON, HOW'D YOU KNOW I WAS THERE? I wouldn't try it. He will just give you this look and tell you that FSM doesn't count because it is not a "real" religion. He will then go on to accuse you of insulting him and mocking his sacred beliefs. I was all at first, but y'know. Fuck Walmart. Redditer for 2 hours .... nice try amazon. It's Mister Steamy do you pal Then... stop posting them on r/starcraft You know what the coolest boss ever was? The final boss in Borderlands. Always watching MICKEY!!! There's something fishy with those french having so much luck False, I'm Canadian, I have free healthcare, but I sure as hell ain't as lucky that was me.... and someone wanted me to post this so they could copy it She 'd the photographer. ....did you just say U *of* K? Look at the source code > ಠ_ಠ <--Zaphod double disapproval Papyrus. Cute. Only the first one though You should have tested it before you brought it up. Processed meats do have some downsides, I admit. But you hate cheese? This is not the reddit I imagined. I thought you were referring to a small raised platform leading to an entrance. I have been mislead, sir. ..............Don't push it . no internet... no - You be nice! Redditor for 1 hour I waited longer than I should have for that image to load Wow, so someone took an image that was uploaded to imgur, re-uploaded it to imgur, and then linked to *that* from tvtropes? ** ** Tough crowd. Maybe r/Gaming would appreciate it? I guess you have to have an affinity for Kirby. (What, exactly, would Kirby's powers be if he swallows ?) And then I was like, It's funny how people drool over getting speeds like 20mb. Where as in japan or in europe an average speed is around 40mb or more. I think thier raping us of our monies. To think that I've seen everything Check /r/startrek for the most rational discussions... Hmm, this was supposed to be an edit, not a reply... Really? Why does the internet keep outnerding me Doggy! And who the fuck is downvoting a dog? I had one once, **NEVER AGAIN** Relevant username is relevant. As an American I respectfully It's on manhole covers. Get off my lawn. You beat me to this already looks like Just this morning I said to myself: "Self, it's about time you get those missing fonts installed so you can enjoy again" quit being a whiny pussy, and get back to stringing interlopers up by their testicles. Better than Target deals... Yes and the banks defense was that they wanted to pay the large amounts (like mortgage payments) first. I called their BS on this because regardless if they took the mortgage payment out last, they would still apply the overdraft. Not once did he demand a sandwich. And what exactly was she apologizing for? She didn't forget to cut the crust off the sammich did she? "1 dislikes" 100 hours? WHO THE FUCK commented "suck 10 cocks"?!? lamest shit ever! And it was resized. OMG it can't do The look of disapproval is "staring eyes?" Can someone offer safe passage for an OSU student through Norman? Wait..wat? Thanks for enticing me to search it. You've already stolen all of the karma in this thread. Find another one to hijack with your glorious comments. Rubik's Cube has green and blue on the same piece. At first I was like But then I was like ** ** San Jose Sharks!?! They were ACTUALLY throwing rocks at a dog? I hope you're still planning to FUCK them up... You don't mind that she's dead? *faps slowly and tragically* ..........anything? -------------->>>>>>>>>>> but while doing this you look so... well you know what you look like. > Staring eyes or disapproval Blogspam. No Milla pics Seriously? God damn it.... "TIL, the price of freedom is $6 per goose." A lot of us are on our computers at home, with our family... Anyone who can properly use Nuke it from *orbit*, kill it with **fire** just don't let that *thing* touch me. Middle aged British software developer with coke-bottle glasses. No worries. This internet stuff can be srs bsns , you know? She also sent me a pic of the lady running that booth. No deodorant in 10 years... you must be all of the two dozen programmers I work with. Should of gone along with the joke I work in a secure lab with a bunch of dudes... I like it pink. Thank you, Democrats. WTF IS THIS SHIT ┌( )┘ ALL ABOARD! Def. movie. I saw a billboard in Baton Rouge, LA saying the same thing. I snapped a pic to post to all these reddit virgins but alas, I forgot. You beat me to the punch. Fuck you. Yeah, my baby brother still showers with my Mom and Step-dad. At one point he said, "Papa, you have a willie too! What does Mommy have?" (He was asking for the technical term) My step-dad says, "Well what do you think?" "...a monster!" Now he calls vaginas monsters. Click i didnt notice the redub of the voices until ellen page talked My grandmother orders pizzas without cheese. God you science nerds are so fucking weird. Most people would read the headline's first sentence and go , then shrug at the second sentence, and then laugh derisively at the 3rd. Science geeks? 8D all the way through (with a Tyson-induced instaboner) arent the cheapest tickets to maple leafs game like 150-200? and they suck Well, back to the drawing board Same here in Singapore. Even in fastfood places like McDonalds and Subway most people leave just their trash on the table. I'm not your pal, fella. On the couch?! The dash that tails your user name is deceiving. Children can't legally give consent. L k at that big duck face. secede STRONG 60 year old PUSS and ASS Why are there no comments on this yet? Its been up for 2 hours and is top of the page. Are yous all still playing the game . Dam wow junkies :) ###### Stop Smoking . Apparently not big enough to contain my country Denmark which is also part of western europe Why does control-f 'reddit' yield nothing on that page? ah i just remember being in town when some wings were inducted into the hall of fame and we tried to get tickets since we were there and even like 30-45 minutes into the game scalpers still wanted 150-200 per ticket Everyone knows Na'vi don't have sex like that ... Oh yes, I hate that too. I have off Tuesday and Wednesday off, so on Thursday when people go "It's almost Friday! time for the weekend!" or on Monday when they ask me how my weekend was. I just give them and move on. This could go on forever. I have an AutoHotkey script that is always running. Among other things, it has many "hotstrings" for inserting text, including special characters. I made it so I can type *`disapproval* to insert . (The backtick is so that the word *disapproval* doesn't get replaced with the look of disapproval unintentionally.) Hotstrings are also what I use to insert other special characters like °, ÷, Σ, ü, etc. That the guy I thought was my dad until I was 18 wasn't actually my father. SURPRISE! Although I had been informed when I was 6 apparently so, 'sall good They should get their names tattooed on eachother. If they have any room left..... Maybe because it's sad that I can't draw a decent look of disapproval. ** ** Her test score should look like this. 1 Whatever floats your boat. Yeah, I don't know what gamepolitics is, and I don't understand why wil was so mad about it.... This whole post just confuses me. "It makes you invisible, but only in the dark." What a splendid . just put this, , nothing else needs to be said Subreddit becomes *subterfuge*... Yeah because diamond frame geometry isn't stagnant... I just graduated . . . Ahh, thats a common issue, it really takes a few different factors to be of value. (1) you have to own or purchase a ps3 at just the right timeframe (presumably before 3.42 becomes standard on the ones sold retail) (2) a willingness to give up online play and psn app downloads and (3) being able to find a compatible board and having the general skills to use and program it properly (this part took me a couple hours of looking to find out that you need to short out a few pins on my model to put it into programming mode (I'm looking at you random guy that wrote the guide ) So I can certainly understand if one of these things isn't ideal for you and you'd like to stick with their regular offerings. Death Merchant? Death Panels? To *whom*. You are a fucking monster. WILL NOTHING KEEP YOU FROM FAPPING ON THIS SOLEMN DAY? Wow, presumptuous much? The only time I had a birthday party where a bunch of kids showed up is when my mom was friends with my daycare lady and she brought ALL the daycare kids to my party. I didnt like it much That is not an age. People gasp at you when you tell them you were born on 9/11? \ / FTA "Midtown... is [Memphis'] hipster epicenter" I tried that before but it just smashes them together for me Edit: sure that time it works I used to be , I met a guy recently who would *consistently* say 'meow' instead of 'now'. I've heard it before... but not by a guy... in every second sentence Remind me never to brake in front of you WTF you think Dragon Quest is an obscure series? You've gotta use zerglings more often. When you were making broodlords and you had ~3500 minerals, you could have made a shitload of lings to keep all those rines and thors from running under your broodlords, and you also could have sent a handful to each of his bases to force him to take damage or split up his army. Can't believe I watched a diamond zerg play a 48 minute game and never even get ling speed . My whole fortress crawled to a stop because practically everyone spams interrupted by goblin messages . I winced then threw up in my mouth. Oh great. I'm waiting for some more intellectual conversation, figuring as people get older it'll start happening. Well... Crap. Son of a bitch... this subreddit makes me want a Sonic like none other, too bad there isn't one within a hundred miles There's no misinterpreting these foreign characters: ** ** And most of the CPU power went into the noise? what really got me wondering about this question i have is if i ever become famous, will my parents be interviewed, will this "dirty secret come out and destroy my career?" I think once it's legalized ( which i believe is inevitable, maybe not in 2010, but some time) there will be much less and people would just care less about it. Unless you are just a troll, and in that case He stripped the paint off your wall? What a jerk. [](/wetodddog "┌( )┘") You should bake him a cake in this general shape This one? ... And no doubt she got paid waaaay too much to do that. Smoked salmon; my old friend Eug, but only if constantly high; the reddit game with the little . Meanwhile, Neil deGrasse Tyson is I'm glad ours are called 'Bixi' not 'Vélopop'! I know I shouldn't hate on the bikes but it's like inciting ignorant people to use them. Don't get me wrong I'm not saying that all people are ignorant but the majority is, sadly. As for the 'pros', at least they are aware of safety rules (I hope so) even though they run through reds (at least they are not wearing HIGH HEELS AND LONG SKIRTS ). I see where this is going. At first I thought, "No that's Hogger" and then I was like . wot n Rick Shave a picture into it... Maybe ? I got the canadian side of my order 24 hours after the order cleared and all for the low low shipping cost of $30. I live in the GTA Vending machine coke costs $1.60 here The shadows are projected in the wrong direction and are not that of Leonardo's Too bad it's in comic sans Kind of cartoony, I will admit. My navel is barely below my nipples Damn Europeans fucking my ancestors and changing my ear wax. Thank you, that clears everything up In that case, this falls under the category of "Reddit is not a doctor, for fuck's sake seek medical attention." Indeed. Blame that on my Spell Check.. man, i've been watching this for hours, and i can't help but think that the guy in white recognizes that dude. he better watch out This was my initial idea as well, and what a shitty idea it is. Pun intended [:( )] I accidentally my whole ass. OP, why were you like ? Also, WTF were those 6 floating men thingys doing above the chimney at the very end? Thanks, my fellow re itor. Goood points. The last comment I posted is just about the simulators I work on, ditching on water is a tad disappointing because it's like landing on water textured terra firma. God damnit, I can't segue into how you feel about chicks with dicks with this kind of response. I was disturbed to find that his 51st use for it, after 'bath mat', 'oil cloth', 'wash cloth' and others (*EDIT*: Kitty litter box liner!), was 'juice strainer'. And then theres a picture of him drinking the juice I think you are broadly right. Knowing that your neighbor feels what you do is deeply, morally wrong is going to make one feel the , whether it's present in the vegan's face or not. This is either grounds for a truly bizarre AMA, or a very -worthy comment. I can't decide which. ( ) My droid incredible loves to do this. Once when typing 'new things' I ended up with 'Jew thongs'. But we still managed to burn Beatles records when John Lennon said The Beatles were bigger than Jesus. You're using an environment destroying air freshener spray @ work? ** ** Why is this crap always around? This is just like yahoo answers and the stupid "my boyfriend fingered me, am I pregnant?" questions. I wish I had statistics to throw at this, but come on....Troll more. This is the internet's version of reality tv . > ( )C===8 *bonk* *bonk* *bonk* But we do do a lot of " ". "Ring meeting". Wow, great tips. So if I ask for a teabag and some hot water, what are the chances of getting it and what are the chances of getting ? (I'm usually getting food with it, if that changes things.) Any other Tim's tips? You said the "h-word" six times in this one post. -2 and no one actually used my referral Oh god, you reminded me - that has to be one of my most irksome computers in movies cliche's - where the computer says "All Modules Complete... Ready to do something else" If the computer is so damn smart to be able to tell when you're done, why not just make it do it... Also a close second would be monitors that are so bright that the contents of the screen are reflected into the actors faces (Hackers, I'm lookin' at you... ) I didn't say it wasn't happening, I was calling theft theft, How can you downvote someone for their personal opinion of a movie? And as if that wasn't bad enough, Howard Zinn just died a few months ago too. Also on a day I turned in an essay about him... Face Palm. I was watching the trailer and the wind blew my curtain into my right shoulder...i jumped like a little bitch ready to run for it...i'm never ever going to play that game. easy on the Digg memes buddy I did too My own Government I am Disappoint. and his name is "ReducedFat"...... It did. Now I worry about what I find more important. A cute girl or an energy drink. ** ** There's a drum rudiment called the "double beat" and back in my high school marching band days, we had to practice it. One day the instructor tells us to start practicing and guess what one of my friends says? "Oh, we can do a double-beat off!" Everybody laughs except the instructor, who just says, "Never say that again ". I just 'd HARD in your direction ... They're just littering ... ** Women always doing shit backwards.** \ / I think we're supposed to look disapprovingly on the self-promotion. haha what's funny is when I typed that I really did want to say 'it's not that I don't do squats (I don't)' but I figured I'd get all sorts of and downvotes. I'm from New Zealand In the name of science, I asked my girlfriend. Instantly shut down complete with I can see it now. *"And in other news, the community behind the website reddit.com broke all kinds of donation records to DonorsChoose.org today, in support of a plan to get Stephen Colbert to hold a DC rally. The folks from DonorsChoose posted a response in appreciation, sparking off a conversation on reddit that quickly turned into a discussion of technical support and drug use... We respectable newspersons are completely baffled as to how to respond. Yay, donations for kids! :D ... everyone admitting they were high while doing so... "* fails in chrome. ....... After a long wait, and i'm still getting blanks. NSFW But who made the black hole??????? Rinsing and throwing away cooking water both cost nutrients . Pushit *below* a bunch of misc intermission tracks!? At first I read "The Runaway Mommy" so I was like No passed out drunk guy in yard? No solo cups strewn about the bushes. I'm disappointed. Not even a beer pong table in sight. Seriously Mexico? I mean really. Dude, that's particularly awesome. Although, I can't help but feel like you've made trojans in the past she mostly spins clockwise for me but sometimes she gets nuts and goes the other way. idk what to believe.... "Self Defense Products" > For sure, 'Zelda' is a pretty sweet move from a videogame. . And who posted this? wil? You should know better. I'm giving you a very serious right now. An update of Avast was enough? What's the use of a virus scanner if you don't keep it current? The girl's at the end was the best part. Meh, once she got past her severe , she didn't care, (esp when I explained that I didn't drop a week's salary on the "quality time"). She's never been the jealous type...She knows I'm way too fat or ugly for a hot stripper chick to actually steal me away ;-). At first I read this comment and I was like I'm impressed with myself. I had opened terminal, typed it out, and literally had my finger on the return key when I went, "Waaaaaaaaaitaminute.... ". This is barely about office supplies. Best of luck. Welcome to the Pacific Northwest. Hope you hate the sun.... ahh that was actually pretty funny.. thank you for posting this, i quite enjoyed the opening tumble scene. probably too much... karma, dont you push me down the stairs any time soon. im watching you Well I silently judge you then..... you forgot parentheses No long sleeves? yea me, the only time i ever went, my buddies wanted me to get a lap dance. i told them donotwant because i can see her vagina for free while she was humping the guy next to me. plus shes dirty anyway. surely you meant that's pretty good. i was thinking ! you tell 'em. community leaders/organizers are bad mojo! ╚( )=( o Y o ) You will then go on Amazon and get her Calvin and Hobbes. Those guys must have grown up in my old neighborhood. Woah, my monitor almost exploded from the massive resolution of this thing! whats going on here Upvoted to make others suffer like I just did. I used your quiz to join a guild called Animosity which ironically you removed from it last I heard. at 0:55- "Yo you good?" "... ..." It always freaks me out when I see things like this. He's what, 2-3? His movements are more coordinated than mine. Yeah, 3 days...!! Yea. That will get you rebooked... I was very hesitant to click this site because I thought the link said "poopeater.com" whats even funnier is he used his reddit account to post this. *cough* Jimmick, we need to talk Bloody hell. We are becoming Canuckistan. Talking of bias ... *looks at Arsenal crest* Bill O'Reilley is a a shock jock, a liar and a troll. DON'T TAKE THE FLAME BAIT. For Valentines one year I did the usual for my girlfriend...flowers, chocolate, panties...etc. My gift was a metalic paper weight in the shape of my initials. Im using in on our solaris server to virtualize several applications (including a Centos box, because Solaris isn't supported ( )).. There is no "source" link under the comments. I would take your deal but I don't feel like taking the time to fill out a form for even myself Barclay's free running competition that involves walking in a confined space?? Checking out a woman as we pass on the street, and she give me a ʘ‿ʘ instead of a Well that didn't last long. Agreed on both points. I think once he got in office the spooks and the generals and the security nazi's scared the bah'jesus out of him and he made the wrong decision. *literal* how many of you have iphones ? Dude.... The latest version of Firefox does this too now. I, for the love of me cannot figure out why Mozilla would include a feature that allows flash to crash... HAHAHAHAHAHhahaha..... [](/perfect "┌( )┘") ( )┘ yeah cause that wasnt totally fucking broken or anything Look at eminem's face and tell me that his face doesnt look like how do they wipe their ass? This is a serious question. I jump on the grocery cart and ride it into the parking lot. I'm 60 - heads do turn but no recently! Exactly, that fact is opinions aren't facts by definition. The redundancy of this title makes me hurt: Excuse me, but that's kind of a last minute offer My husband and I were checking out of the grocery store with a live lobster. The clerk peeked in the box, was burbling about the cute lobster, and then she went completely still. "You're going to take this home and *kill it* aren't you?" He didn't create a vaccine to sitting in a wheelchair? That's nobody's business but the Turks OK, now you're just being a karma whore No video? 1. Then winter comes and I become cold and inside. ಠ_ಠ i just fucking gagged at my desk at work not ok ** ** I want to punch those people in the face. Yesterday, I surfed to the front page of /r/gaming and saw that nine of the top ten items were nostalgia posts. I face-palmed so hard I was unconscious for 10 hours. When I came to, there were 10 new nostalgia posts at the top. He must have been jealously peeking in our pants again. ** ** But...but...the Holocaust! I ran 10 miles on Tuesday (for the first time in 6 years due to injury). If you don't run, I'll be all like I should just post some hot girl with no makeup to get tons of karma En effet, c'est la classe... Pretty much anything that looks like it's straight out of the 60s or 70s. There's a reason people don't dress like that anymore, so stop trying to bring it back. Lucky! This is my first thing in the morning face: I'd love to get one with on it. "Listen, I know this is my job, but I don't need to take flack from you, if you keep this up, since I have more work then time I can easily, quite legitimately re-prioritize your problem. " Then give that person the I believe the previous threads like this had the OP contributing. *mon*? You callin' me a dude? Sharpie to his whole face? You guys are just evil Mo' money, mo' problems. I wish I had this problem ** ** Why downvote the author? Tokyo pop? ** ** is this really 10 years old? ...Is that Obama? You can't eat prayer, therefore pancakes are superior. ...and other stuff. How do you make " " other than cut and paste? ... antivirus... on a mac.... seriously? That looks like the place where my base was. Yea I was about to say... I've never heard of either Haha yeah, cause every xbox breaks. That's funny. They don't?!....That explains /r/trees ** ** not The Stand though, 700+ pages for a disappointing ending Hmmm... okay. It would have been better if you'd said that in the title. I'll let you slide this time. I've got my eye on you though. Hip-hop supplies? That's just mean ( ) I also came here to post this. I do now, apparently. there was a guy i worked with. we were always friendly and joked around a lot, and even hung out outside work 1 or 2 times with friends. i thought i was getting the flirt vibe from him. so eventually i got the courage to ask him if he wanted to hang out sometime and go do something fun together. he said "you're not gonna try and sell me drugs or something are you? " and walked away leaving me flabbergasted and open mouthed. When my first son was about 4, we were sitting around the dinner table with the whole family at my (ex)wifes parents. My mom-in-law said something about geese in the yard, and my son mutters "fucking damn animals"... I'll never forget the on my mom-in-laws face for about ten seconds until she just had to laugh with the rest of us. Seriously? They're actually reading books. Turn this back on yourself, Your going to trust Norton over MSE . Where's my T-Shirt? I've been waiting for months... They made a mockery of my favorite band... So I was talking to my cousin & she said to me, "I had Five Guys last night." & at first I was like & then I found out about this awesome nom stop. I really wish y'all would change these titles till after the east coast has had time to watch the show. Canada just spoiled this for all of America. I love you all, but seriously. Good fucking job, guys. But not considered endogenous or symbiotic. The information I provided was for normal state, but obviously the levels would be higher in an infection. You don't normally have athletes foot and jock itch...do you? Kings AND Lakers? That boy ain't right. Did someone go through and downvote all of the OP's comments? Lego isn't supposed to burn. First I was like and then I lol'ed. I never joke about math. Fake boobs ** ** Youre basically saying "Hey since we don't have all the answers lets turn to religion for comfort." , my philosophy is that, it is better to have no answer than the wrong answer. I first read this as poodles and was all because I doubt there's much meat on poodles and they're probably gamey (unless we're talking about Standards which may be better). DUCK FACE Wow that's... Almost... Are you a serial killer? If you never touched the difficulty setting, that means you're playing on Normal instead of Hard Like this: Do not disparage Frosted Flakes...DON'T EVER. I just saw NSFW and clicked... "Hold up guys, I need to use this Purell machine for my... My..." ### # iLo conjugados correctamente! [](/yey "┌( )┘") You don't? You don't like making faces? I'm glad you posted this. It's changed my entire outlook on life. redditor for one minute Is this why Episode 3 is taking so long? They're backed up answering fan mail... Redditor for 6 months stalker I've got a better idea... why don't you create your own thread so I could ignore it. Ha, not the boonies so much as a place where people seem to think any art related job should pay $7/hour. I live about 25 minutes away from anything so I need something that can at least pay for the gas for me to get there. Another major hurdle actually is the fact that I'm basically in South Florida and a ridiculous amount of jobs want you to be bilingual (office & art related positions). My last name is Hispanic, but I can only speak a little German and Japanese so that confuses people. never mind..... > but I can only speak a little German and Japanese so that confuses people. I believe your 4 year old daughter is smarter than your wife I think so, although I might have been looking at the one way thing, but I searched for round trip prices. Then I got distracted by hotel rates..... Other discussions... He better not be a chronic masturbater... otherwise his knob will be gone very quickly. Your account name. I got that from Beowulf Gotta hand it to the KC fans they were loud and they never got quiet. That caused for lots of penalties/frustration/wasted time-outs. But in no way does this game represent us this season. You can see that just by looking at the stats in the game. Great pass game, pretty good run, defense was pretty solid except "that one play" . YOU FUCKED FUCKED UP AS WELL. Anal is never nonsensical. Don't forget, it comes with a drawing pad as well Chocolate? Nope, we've got to take the Fed's word for it that they played by the book... I was looking for an actual on the box. Then I noticed the point of it and went "WOW!" You've... NEVER played portal!?! That is a real life if I've ever seen one. I don't understand how a religious icon born and raised, on the playground where I spent most of my days. I mean, born and raised in the Middle East could be anything other than blond-haired and blue-eyed. Just sayin.. interesting choice Marshmallows on a pizza? Goddammit, Delaware, if you let her win, so help me... ( )³ Jolly Ranchers... ** ** At first I was but then I lol'd What have you guys at circlejerk done? Flordia Wat I approve We need Reddit Instant. I'm sure they're on it. At least it's kinda funny (and surely redeeming for the hardcore UNIX- or Linux-person ) that today's both most promising/rising mobile devices use a UNIX-based foundation (Android/iOS). > Bing? ** ** Does anyone else think that is sort of looks like he is sodomizing the kid in front w/ the scarf on? [](/wat "If you answered yes, ask yourself, why does your mind always jump to sodomy ") Actually its Coca-Cola that fabricated Santa, using the Sinterklaas tradition as inspiration. but instead of getting presents from a catholic saint that had a way with children ( ) it got it's own background in the North-pole-based man of myth. <( <) Don't tell me what to do! And they were all like Doesn't this constitute a voluntary response bias? This isn't a Simple random sample at all But I wonder whether it's okay to be satisfied with one's own good will, when at large, one's bad decisions portray oneself as a bad person... Is self-confidence justified if people look on you with a ? As an A&M alumni: [](/perfect "┌( )┘") come on It's EXACTLY the same. You too?!? S--t, I was thinking exactly the same thing! I'd forgotten which variety it was I ordered 2 of (one for me, one for my dad's basement bar), so popped off to Woot to check. Disappointment reigned. "Food" and "Good"? I'm straight pissed. Moogfest and the Rally on the same weekend and you clicked it anyway heh, well I like his expression. That's the TF2 Font. It's all caps. I'm so goddamn cool I don't even need the Caps Lock [](/fy1 "┌( )┘") Go away tractor beam, I'm sleeping. Physical anthropology student does not appreciate your special brand of creationism. Dude. Just. . I Mean, as another Punjabi, this is just pure extreme what the flying fuck. I am appalled. oh god This is 4-6. What awaits us next are the events from the night before. Damn it, now I cannot unsee it... - Have an upboat. You know what the most horrible part is? My last name is Bagga. Ha, I see a blue loofa toy in the bottom picture. Man, my poms(fuck you guys, yes they are dogs ) love those damn toys. i used to have a group of friends that were exactly like this; when i drove up to portland (where else) from california to visit them they called me a capitalist...because i was driving a car. Damn it, now I cannot unsee it... - Have an upboat. Your efforts are much smaller than everyone else's. True story indeed. [](/rtroll "┌( )┘") I'm a girl and a gamer... and wtf, I don't even... You mean Universal Suffrage? This is the hybrid I find most concerning. Dolphins are bad enough as dolphins. When I was like 11, my friend and I were "mugged" for our fireworks. We had been setting them off (safely enough...!) and these two 19-20 year olds came over, acted aggressive, and demanded that we hand over the fireworks and our bikes. Then thankfully, it turned out that one of the guys knew my friend's dad somehow. So then they started to pretend that they were working with the police, cracking down on young people with fireworks... . Thankfully they also decided to not mention the bikes again. 9supply 11rax 11gas? Stolen: is this a novelty account for the resident evil cloaked fellow who is very well armed and surrounded by torches?? and redditor for a month? Good points. I remember recently after one of the movies came out, I went to watch a Muse song on youtube, and the video was just flooded with twilight comments and arguments... People like you are why we can't have nice things. I'm your boyfriend and what is this? haha, yet still I thought the slow-mo was just the gif loading, but then I was like it could be either. **i'm so confused!!!** Hey, that's MY name! Kitty can't have it. The title is the only mention of Apple in the whole article. It's mostly about how Intel is switching to an easily removable sticker next year. **** **** So I was reading through some sample code for the PSP, and guess what? It had lots of comments! They were all in Japanese. "®"? ***ಠ_ಠ *** ** ** 3 Day break is your name pronounced 'oily cock'? *Snack* doesn't rhyme with *trap* What? Are you implying you actually *leave* reddit? WHY NOT! - are you proud of yourself? ~~ ~~ My first expierience in NOT getting the Karma for something I posted many days ago... I gotta tell ya, hurts a bit. And now I'm like, No iPad 3G? No. I walk a consistent, normal speed across the street because I have the right of way. I don't owe drivers anything just because they obeyed the law and decided to not run me over. If I'm crossing legally and a car zooms around the corner, screeches to a halt and the driver looks at me annoyed, I make eye contact and stare back at him/her exactly like the whole time. Only after I teach it to Rule 34? Your pre-edit post was highly misleading, sir. **Gnu/Linux! ** Umm it does, doesn't it? The part about the Great Aunt.... They recommend egg whites. ** ** ** ** \*shrug\* I do dumb shit with female supervision. There's just a lot more . Downvoted for inaccuracy. And then twenty cars come out of no where to your right... All doing a max speed of 10 mph. I see what you did there Five downvotes without so much of an explanation or argument? I expected better of you, Redditors. I love this state sometimes. At first I was like but then I was like HELP IS AVAILABLE Oh All Saints. You guys aren't all hipsters, are you? Bought this this week and was trying to figure out how to attach the pop filter so I thought 'I'll look at the picture'. Oh those bottle necked dolphins.... Damn you Penn! I was going to do that to my next car when I get a new one next year.... Anal fisting? did you see an at the end of the title? honestly I wasn't super excited about this since i live too far away to go but my redditor friend won't stop talking about it and his idea of standing in DC with a sign <- with thisface on it surrounded by redditors, is starting to sound more and more fun ** ** I'm no stranger to this show's kind of… content (I love Strike Witches, for instance, and my downloaded manga is, well… ), but for some reason I can't bring myself to watch it. MrOhHai2U... is a repost... of an account that hates reposts... ** ** But still no Nintendo FL? Minecraft Beta, now with digging permits and mortgages Eh, I don't know I just have had bad experiences with it. The were accidental from something else, but it made me chuckle because it's late, so I left it in. Have you ever worked with Ableton? I really like it, especially as a VST host. You want a fuck war? Come man on who? It also doesn't protect against an AGM-114 Hellfire. A Reaper could be overhead you just don't know. *>>-- -->* I can't tell if he means *his* stupidity at presuming my degree of politeness was a punishment of sorts, or *yours* for challenging me to uphold your grammatical perfection. Either way, . clembo speaks the truth. I'm in bronze 2v2 and my friend and I played two guys who were platinum 2v2. They ran into my base, blocked my gas, and rushed void rays... Then afterwards, I complimented him on his shitty 1v1 stats, and I felt better :) I can't believe that there is no atheism ranger. you are seven? you should not be drinking. *** *** When I first saw it I thought Cake had done a GWAR cover. Now I feel . He has several pictures of himself on his wall Yeah, but they are "DIFFERENTLY" abled. Or of having a weird fetish. Either way - I've never seen an actual abortion before. looks like a monkey or a penis with legs. **ಠ_ಠ** Catherine Zeta Jones **ಠ_ಠ** is not **ಠ_ಠ** Monica Bellucci ** ** I....I don't know what happened. Is that a car? I resemble these statements! Downvotes for graciously declining an offer and suggesting a charity? Quite the unfortunate sequence of events Merry Christmas, everyone! Engle? "Patch!? I have no patch!!!" You chloroformed her, didn't you? It's a monkey desperately trying to get a dog to make the face. And this is why we can't have nice things. I'm from denmark We must all wear monocles. Alternate caption: I think I just lost a part of my soul there. Thanks for that. ಠ_ಠ So you suggest that the FDA remove Halal and Kosher tags on food products as well? Right, because the meanings of words never change over time due to culture/society. ** ** ** ** Yeah, if they pyro comes close he can just play with you like a toy in the air, then finish you. No-midair-release is evil [](/fu " ") We need someone to draw this comment. An ultralisk, a look of disapproval and a field of dead SCVs. **EPIC!** Riiight... God damnit, my dad walked in on this, and I was like ಠ_ಠ and he was like . You do that, Wilson. You do that. ** ** at least expect Haha, no. **FINISH WHAT YOU STARTED** Obviously. Telepathy is real, man!! I do it with my cats all the time. Drudge Report My old stats professor wrote the material for his class too. But, unfortunately, I'm in the US, so it was in the form of a new edition, *paperback* book at the cost of $189. When i was 14, i went on a family trip to saigon, vietnam. We did this country wildlfe tour. At the end was a zoo with native birds and wildlife. There was a bit of commotion and a small crowd formed. I squeezed through to see what the big deal was was. There was a bunch of men around a table. 2 guys wheeled out this huge black bear on a stroller. They extracted bile or gall bladder while it was still alive. it was disgusting and horrifying and i felt really bad for the bear. My dad told me these poor ass country folk sold it for chinese medicine and that they keep the bear alive. I was angry and depressed...and then i was tired and then i ate some pho I have strong doubts that the night was as crisp as you say it was. No Cody. No. I don't see the mosque. I Googled that and it took me straight back to this picture. /) I can't even play it so I don't wanna hear it. Also looking at you samsung Ohh, that clears that up. Thanks. Glad people have the priorities straight . Once I walked out of a store, intending to jaywalk, but saw a car coming, and did my best not to appear as though I even wanted to cross -- staying away from the curb, looking as though I was interested in some object in completely different direction, standing completely still, the whole thing. The guy came to a complete stop, waited what must have been 15 seconds, and finally *honked* at me. I gave him the old and folded my arms. At long last, he gave up and drove on as he was supposed to from the outset. ♪♬ When I TLDR, when I , Oh, how I love my generation. *le sigh* Nice... so this is happening?... is someone going to have like a small reddit sign... I saw we identify each other with a look of disapproval... ... just give it to everyone who walks by until we find each other... Reddit disapproves of your spam . Everytime I would get my bad ass p-51 mustang feeling all full of win, it would break right under where you slid the wing in!! made me want to kill the #*(!@# that decided that 1/16inch of Styrofoam would be enough to hold the wing in place Why did the troll have to look like to woman to act like a whore.. I gave myself for thinking of this reference. For having the courage to post it, i give you an upvote. When I can, I pretend they don't. When proven otherwise, I just . Also win a free iPad! 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I was working in a movie theatre when this came out and managed to get called away for one reason or another at the same time in the movie over a week of seeing it. Wasn't until day 7 that I found out that Vincent dies. Gotta say please.. Goddammit, I spent 5 minutes trying to decipher that mess. Hmm. Let me think about that. NO! An ultralisk, a look of disapproval and a field of dead SCVs. next question? And by God I never want to see it happen again That's pretty clever how you swapped nouns like that. unce ಠ_ಠ unce ಠ_ಠ unce What is with the asian obsession with reaaalllyyy young looking hentai? indeed. I completely agree with you. That's like about 10 minutes ago I was about to have dinner. look in the fridge... Frozen pizza. ** ** She still has time but till then... Having Tourette's isn't funny It's a matter of style. In this case, Redditors hate Teabaggers for being extremely brash and poorly informed. 4Chan just likes to troll people: they could just as easily have trolled UNICEF for kicks for which we would . But in this case, the stars are aligned. You beat me. You beat me and you did so while wearing a striped sweater. The terrorists; that is who would win. ...and? I see you've been upvoted but not replied to. Hmm, mine is 19. According to the first one I'm anorexic. According to the 2nd one I'm normal. I'm so confused! At first I was like Yeah, I think part of me realizes this. The other part of me is . Nice try, Derek Zoolander. weird for the sake of being weird.... Its been done Bionic Redditor for 3 hours DAILY MAIL ... All i saw was Redditor for 5 months some of the pukes are so ignorant, one of them seriously told me to stop speaking Jewish and to speak English since we're in america..... dont you mean Minecraft doesnt have fish yet. California would get rickrolled. we aren't even allowed to have Night vision scopes....let alone automatics. She fucked up the pose. She's leaning on the wrong knee I have some VHS movies that I will like to return. Do you think they will take them now? ;) Redditor for 1 month or did I? at number 6: I would throw hot soup at TPA for not accepting a friendly gesture. lol I make the time to carve into cars like that, especially the SUVs, I'll be late for work before I let an SUV escape. I don't make a simple scrape though, I carve, " ," into the driver's side door, right next to the handle, so the clown knows it happened. I hate to do this twice in one thread but... They keep popping my tires when I ride to school. I don't think I'd use a prostitute for the same reasons you do... Hyperbole Yeah, a good effort since the world is dominated by PETA-loving meat-hating sex-loathing women. This doesn't actually mean much. He definitely didn't "admit to rigging 2000 election in Florida", OP. At first I was all [](/dude) but then I was all [](/megustaperfect) Did you just bestof yourself? WTF I just got just done defending you... don't fuck around, i obviously care about this cause. Now is not the time for joking. Are you saying you judge a book by its ... ** ** Redditor for 1 year Goddamn it! I was like: "What is this.. I don't even. That meme doesn't even make sense in this context" ! Well, clearly voting for Democrats is working... Redditor for 6 months My main language is not English.............................. Facepalm-eyeroll-chuckle... sigh. Raw, unedited content on Fox? WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?! > Ok I'm sorry but the black chick suggested they put a chicken leg on the pizza. In China .... Stacktrace or GTFO! 7 hours ago he had 170 followers, now he has 265. Missourian here ** ** I do not approve of this message . What the fuck. *Fucking* Corgis? And me!... Eric, do your housework. I basically agree with the sentiments of the comments on there. Sony is just saying "They might be dangerous" because they didn't pay what I'm sure is a ridiculously steep licensing fee. Also look "jordan air max oakland raiders $34–39" No, no, no - we all have horrible Austin Powers teeth remember? And the racist grammar nazi forgot her punctuation. Your downvotes will not suppress *me*, Rebel scum! @| |@ This is the first time ever I'm going to use this: If I kill my neighbor I'd still have to wait for dog to die that's going to be even more crying Your father is a digital hustler and a digital pimp, you can tell because of the amber screen, much classier than those green monochrome displays. I bow before his awesome beer collection on the wall behind him as well. I wish my dad was that cool =( he says things like "can the emails get stuck in the internet? is there a pile of them waiting to be shook loose somewhere?" Oh, God it's so funny hagh hagh hah!!! :) ...Ok, seriously though, I don't get it. IT *does* look pretty cool... Right right... the comparison always must be. Wow, you are so much better than them in every way! I am so glad to have you... Being with you is like a gift from your parents... like At first I was like We were thinking maybe of making a out of sticky notes on the windshield. Fake boobs The other day at work, one of my coworkers was trying to make the point that one of our bosses looks like Micheal J. Fox. She said "They just have the same body language." I broke out laughing and she looked like ** ** Why Tanzania? .....It could be Madagascar also...you know Thank you for the insight of the first half of your reply, no thank you to the overreaction second half of your reply. Totally. I need to find a new (free) IDE for home coding work. Is netbeans the standard or is there something else I should try? Been using Dreamweaver at work for years so I'm quite accustomed to it (cue trollish comment from pretentious coder or linux person... I'm looking at you RaveDigger ). I mainly just like the code highlighting and built in sync functionality. What else is out there that does a good job and is cheap/free? My mum sends texts with atrocious spelling and abbreviations that rarely make sense while at the same time preferring to use the archaic imperial measurement system because metric is too easy and doesn't make you use your brain. Me -> 2 litres implies plastic bottle Fine Gael ** ** I often get at fast food places when I ask for condiments after they've given me my food out the window at the drive through, because in theory you're supposed to ask for those when you place your order (I assume because it saves time, so their order completion time is shorter). Whoa, too far dude. What an *idiotic* thing to say in a thread *about a white guy being beaten for being white*. Wait, so it was basically DOSing itself? "This video contains content from WMG, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds." Oh... I hate that shit I think you did really well. I had to wait two months for my Advanced SL1. I was all like through March and April. yet you made a throw away account Nice try, alternate account of American1122 I know I hate all that white space you didn't crop out Was I the only idiot using number keys? Agreed. What is this? Digg!? You're better than that Reddit. Over 9000 came all the way from DBZ. I thought she's a midget ** ** Only you would know what it looks like Exact same thing just happened to me. I kind of want a new phone, but don't trust you being created 11 hours ago. Monkeys don't evolve into humans. $229 Canadian Dude, you're creepy if you're thinking of the little girl like that How can the matter be resolved when you still have outstanding invoices with me? MyWebSearch toolbar... That shiny glare looks like you love it too much ** ** There's a list of references on that page, so to you. Excellent, thanks for the response. I just got the 13" MBP and I've been wanting a decent Bluetooth mouse to use in pretty much the same setup you have there, minus the bong (girlfriend: ). ** ** TINYPIC IS BAD FOR EVERYBODY. That's one epic A. Those are iMacs, B. Colored Macintoshes? You're a racist. That's not pedobear. _ is pretty nice looking now that you mention it. Are you calling Samuel L Jackson a monkey? it's clearly a . and you call yourself a redditor! in fact, this is a repost and the original (or earlier repost) had as the title. imagine this font is red: "I'll never stop, Nancy. Never." Yonge. Go blizzard! I thought you were talking about suicide. At first I was like but then I was like :-/ 1434. Never fry bacon while naked. Yeah. The (good) place we went to was small and had a series of requirements the puppies had to meet (being properly weened, good pedigree, ect). The guy there was also very and gave us a lecture on how a pet is not a toy, ect ect. I read the first words and I was like ...then I was like "everything went better than expected"...Thank you! - think we're so predictable, huh? think we'll upvote you because you're a girl, huh? I don't know what was called, so I couldnt find it or type it...I originally found this on 4chan lol Halo? You deserve what you get. - the fucking shit? - problem? i think you accidentally the balls But then you'll be playing less minecraft I can't help but think... under the podium... I didn't experience any of that in RDR. I've never had any major gripes about the spawn system. BC2 on the other hand, SDM has some of the worst spawning I've ever seen. Gunplay was spectacular! Strafing with the bolt action rifles in that game was sooo fun. If you are a good shot you could easily single shot people in the head from anywhere. And I can't think of a single game other than Halo that has more gunfights/encounters than RDR. It's almost as if we aren't even talking about the same game. It was constant ** **. AOL News? AIDS. I'm not seeing this on steam GODDAMNIT PLEASE REMOVE THIS BALL FILL UP GAMEEEEEE IT IS TOO ADDICTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERY TIME I SEE AN EMPTY BOX I IMAGINE IT FILLING UP WITH ( ) Hotlinking from the Gossip Girl forum? Why.... the characters... just.. ** ** No more internet, sleep now. Will brain later. If you want to karma combo on your own comments, at least change usernames. So fucking lazy.... Haha this was bugging me too. Using !!! as iii Mixing metric and imperial units? > Redditor since 21 minutes ago Not mine, but my kid told me last week, "Sometimes I get a boner just looking at a blank wall. Is that weird?" He's 12. It was pretty awkward for me. **a** Doesn't anyone understand? Obama has to do this to fix everything Bush did for eight years! #95 I still don't understand why they disabled OTA updates on the UK versions of the Galaxy S. ...but i love this show . 8 8 I always read a as a "look of disapproval". I hang up the moment I detect any automation at all. And since I'm on the do not call registry, it's all political robocalling It's not Talk Soup, it's just The Soup. Soccer reddit.com: sure it is, just like reddit's bar for self-entitlement and condescending perspectives. im pretty sure this act does zero harm to the fish... ents who are up in arms over this.. really? my definition of poor service is me being without a drink for ~3 minutes. If i've truly experienced poor, poor service, i'll give them a dollar or two, and a drawn on the receipt. Could they have been harvesting our contact info? LESS BC2 IN MY /PICS PLS You put cocksauce on a baby? You are not cross-platform friendly. You do not display correctly on Chrome in Linux. Ley de Newton Too soon. if it's a joke i don't find it very funny. Nightmare fuel. These things will somehow end up beneath my bed every night HEY GUYS LET'S FOUL EVERYONE FOREVER Yes...she only listed one. r/atheism. She said she quoted the sources in the paper... ... then she said overlooked it. You would What's unbelievable is that she won't take her fucking top off This video has no business being uploaded in 1080p and it had no business being on the history channel in the first place I had 5 bowls of cereal yesterday evening while browsing reddit as my wife was making dinner. She was not amused . I still ate her dinner of course. <( <) Looking at your username leaves me unsure of the validity of this claim. when you die I REALLY like this. Or reddit.com: Everything from to ಥ_ಥ ### ### reddit.com: Get back to work. No it didn't, you hit the cage! Classy... Putting my home town on the map as long as they are cool people, if everyone shows up at once it might be pretty cramped, but as my other reddit meet-up experiences have gone there has always been some sort of rotation in the people who come. Also if ya'll get too rowdy I'll get have my muscle take care of it :P (I kid... or am I ) That sounds even more disgusting Awesome!! Although ಠ_ಠ it's CALENDAR..CALENDAR for fucks sake! I just cringe when topically enticed to click then see the glaring ( ) *glaring out at me..* Outlook Express? This: , ? Jumped the gun? And every premade on the PTR gets one I assume anything too obvious will be edited out. It's got to be: but I wonder if you could do it so it looks like a stain or mold somehow...? I've seen that video. See that right there? That's a look of DISapproval. The funeral home scene was sort of funny to me given Michael C. Hall's previous work on Six Feet Under. I sort of chuckled, and my girlfriend shot me a quick WTF Canada . Upon reading the title I thought this would be an Op/Ed article from the Onion. Then I saw it was a self-post. Then I read it. Then, Fuck.. now I have to buy these on the way home. I wrote a paper in college about how WWI Austria-Hungary was simply executing a similar strategy as the Bush Doctrine. My professor: Attention everybody in this thread: \m/ \m/ Looks like Lemieux really sucked when it came to being a Western Conf Champ I have *contimplated* leaving her. ** ** Hah! I love how he just gives the camera a I've had a student spell neck with an extra k that was silent. "Kneck." Yep. Noone who did the whole AT looks that fat at the end. You have either lied or photoshopped. Either way Looks like skin with blood in the pores. :( ... :) ... o.O ... =D ... Nice use of the troll's magnet car. [](/ok "┌ ( )┘") If Hunters or Paladins are better I was about to post that there are tunnels at the bottom of the 3x3 shaft (where the large diamond on display has mysteriously vanished..... PartyMix!), but I now realise what you meant. Aren't you risking missing diamond in the center between tunnels? It's happened to me before. I am willing to change, but lack the will to change. You made this comment 40 minutes ago and this submission has 0 down votes. One of these If you're referring to the Muslim funeral ceremony No cheese? The Horns of Nimon.... that will really get them into it. Did you just blow up diamonds? I often tell girls if they can tell me what it is that I will take them out on a date. I often hear "Picasso?" ** ** ** ** Well, you started it by bad mouthing Skream and Benga Benny Hill and Monty Python in the same sentence? * * ? #6 Theres relatively no logic behind that statement. I didn't start a "how many hamburgers can you stuff in your mouth while sucking on cocks made of sugar" sub-reddit. Its for larger men and women to feel comfortable posting their bodies, something people like you will probably ruin. I use LiveStrong's Myplate and would use their Android app if they'd get off their ass and make one. Dailyburn.com gets a l k of disapproval for the same thing. Selfishly giving that person a lifetime of survivors guilt. Check out his user name ..d ..d ..delicious? You're an ass, not a troll Christ, and I don't even believe in the guy. his death still affects me and others. I think I'm late to this thread but I kinda expected reddit to coin this one TYL " " is the look of disapproval, not the look of WTF Your advice I trust the least, doctor. What if the aliens communicate using high-pitched frequencies? That way Jbeebz would make sense to them. God damnit Bieber! Go on... And if you're anything like me, you try to stifle the lunatic laughter, but the couch just shakes, so wifey just looks over at you like . ಠ_ಠ Read the instructions ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Saigns... Stacked teams... During my college years I went to a terrible frat party thanks to a friends girlfriend. 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Then 2012 Speaking of Androids, the webpage this links to redirects android phones to a 404 36 billion in mods...with vanilla Tech 1 ammo instead of faction? This made me giggle loudly and now several people are ing me. can't tell if srs or troll You stepped on your ferrets tail didn't you... Has no one heard of the look of disapproval? V Cause there's nothing I want more than someone in charge of education that places "religion" above schools and family. "Tree" At first I was like Obvious troll is Obvious Im afraid I didnt save the .psd. Omelette du Fromage. Which means I just masturbated to a man's abdomen. Thanks... It's not goofy at all, its something they take very seriously. I saw a special one time on 20/20 where they said in NY especially there is a huge market for buying mattresses from hotels/motels that had basically been crime scenes. They strip off the outer covering, leaving the springs and such and refinish with foam and a nice new outer covering.... For the show they bought 12 mattresses from various discount places in and around NY. They were different makes, but all sold as new. Then they opened them up and 7 or 8 (cant remember exactly) of the 12 had had this done to them! So watch out, even getting a supposedly brand new mattress can be a gross experience! They went on to say that it's legal to resell such a mattress as new because, although it has refurbished (E.G. covered in blood and brains) parts, it does contain new components, like the foam and covering layer. They then interviewed a woman that bought one of those mattresses and basically what I can gather was that the motel the mattress came from had bed bugs, who liked all the nice blood and stuff now inside the mattress and when the woman opened it up they started to snack on her, in huge numbers, from a "brand new" mattress... somebody isn't going to like their pancakes next week. ** ** I can't fap to this! Why is everybody saying "and over in pairs"? 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Snotr Yes, Canada, finally. We were *so close* to legalizing it, but then the US decided to butt in. I just read that and lol'd at work. I got some looks from my coworkers ** ** I say "seriously" a lot Ah, yes. Thaaat must be it. I was smoking a cig in a park (I know I know, redditors: and etc.) the other day and as I finished it I casually tossed it on the ground. Usually, that's not my MO, but for w/e reason I absently littered. Chalk it up to it being too hot out. Um theres gonna be fire hot air on the inside of the plastic pen down-tube. You're smoking plastic bro. I am a helpdesk admin for a medium sized company. Fuuuuuuun. My prom night went from :) to That makes my face do this --> Where i live people think it is cool to raise illegitimate children without rules and boundaries, while living on welfare, doing copious amounts of meth, having random rage attacks in the main street, and then complain when they get hounded by police or receive . Wow, I wish someone would have told me this wasn't cool earlier. I just thought all the was haters envying my illegitimate police hounds. Sol ###### He 6 pooled and ended up winning? Of course, if you want to ruin a childhood, you could keep the parrot in the bedroom... /( )\ Sadly for me, a little under a standard minute We're watching you. ** ** Seconded you went to SLO for poly sci? ..And only this single post to Reddit? So says the jew. The webiste gives no instructions Animal Farm Religious tradition is a much better reason than cosmetics. Nice try, Pedobear. Loves 'Gay' used in the pejorative even less I guess it's fappable, nice, but why the ?.. OH MY GOD I don't wait all day for "self-love".... White text on black background. She considers Johnathan Livingston Seagull to be such a poor book it can be used as an insult?? or they uncovered a sadistic government conspiracy __ The same cool that whined like a little girl and threatened to switch to terran last week? So you are saying that the video games made you do it? $11.95 for Canada... Shipping costs more than the damn poster would have.... I drove a friend, who had an actual reason, to the hospital and got sick fom some girl in the ER with the flu Why thank you. Are those square windows? I read this as "Pretending my penis is a spaceship..." and I got really for a second... Stealing is wrong. Fallout 3 on a console Bear rapists. PS3? His girfriend ( ... a **real** chipper) sure hopes so. needs 93 more buttons. ( ) dont forget, Paying rent is only one expense ✉ → Cut and Paste is evil Captures the feeling. Spoiler alert dude! Source on that? According to both imdb, wikipedia and google Julie Benz is pretty alive. ...I was more mad @ picsandnsfwonly until you said "bro"...shame I'm going to pretend you didn't say that. "Gold-digging Asian Wo..." Though I'm not a girl, I stand by my . ** ** TIL Duke likes *knee*jobs. Lucky Gold digging asian women? "LOLOLOLOL"? So you're saying that Indian engineers are not competent enough to build airplanes? Time to wake up buddy, lots and lots of software companies are already outsourcing stuff to India. Some of the ATC systems softwares are being developed / tested / maintained in India. Do you ya feel lucky? Do ya?! No. Dude WTF this is not what I expect from r/listentothis when I wake up in the morning. Pass the gravy. OMG zerg is clearly op *** *** He lost his dick in a car accident dude, that's not fucking funny. Very misleading title! Olive Garden? I see what you did there. ** ** You're probably a druid too NSFC Best ever I saw it in the first picture "oh haha neat"... then the zoom "ok that's kinda helpful".. then the outline "ok yeah I see it... thanks though, I guess".. then a picture of a bird " " Haha that's... wait... probably true. you said they were 17. And yet, in most states you can't smoke in bars. Thanks for keeping things positive, dude[.](/ 'redditor for 33 minutes ') Looks good. No black pudding though. Jarring? As in 1 guy 1 jar? It's simple, it's because all the asians look the sa- ... Flag the same as Australia? Back to your cave, Luddite You never started . ಠ_ಠ.. I'm not who you think I am.. Usually not, but if they tell me they like Ke$ha, I'm all Indeed a tragic Yeah, I saw that reddit post too. Helpful Everytime you downvote me, you give cancer to a puppy. You don't want puppies to have cancer, DO YOU? I wonder how a screen reader interprets As a physicist, I would just like to As someone who enjoys studying physics from an armchair kind of level, I will be joining you in that Ahahaha... Oh that reminds me. One of the campaigning strategies they used was to suggest the opposing party, Activate, is getting funded by the Socialist party from UQ (our neighbouring uni). I replied that I voted Greens and they were like Wtf is this username? and scene! First face I recognized was Carlos Mencia. Edit: /b/ is now trolling the survey. FUCK EVERYTHING ABOUT THAT So you like chips more than kittens... Thanks assholes, I passed with flying colors. All that hard work and an apostrophe gets the attention... As a physicist in training I must also join in the Fucking *Twitter* for dummies? Well, of course, you wouldn't be. If you were no older than about 8 years old. Why are all the new heroes so good in the laning phase, Riot Yeah, because you can't have fun, ever. This. Seriously. We have a 40 gig cap, then it goes back to 56K/256K d/l speeds. And you're complaining... I don't eat out in the US, the quality of the produce in just about every restaurant here is terrible; I'm looking at you Sysco The best thing since the Gizmondo! as a casual coffee drinker I'd like to say "Oh, its a dry heat. So its not too bad, right?" Arizona. Funny, so do a lot of Brazilians... As a hobbyist I'll join your with a facepalm. No Galaxy S support. I am "FL RED" at TI for still selling calculators at over $100. Papercuts in throat Really? The Chive? ** ** *** *** Thank you, i'm glad i didn't " " my aunt for putting "I like it on my kitchen chair but sometimes in the hall" How could you dangle a job in front of a PhD candidate and then take it away just like that? "you look like Robert Patterson" STILL NOT OUT I didn't know that about London, but you're being a bit defensive about it for it to not be true I didn't want to know that ugh, my cup has been nothing but a nightmare and I can't get it to work right. It's now sitting in it's box underneath the sink (as it has been for the last year or so) for the day my cunt decides it wants to be big enough to allow the cup to fully pop open! ** ** You only posted this comment because that particular episode of southpark was on last night. I saw that too, and I thought to myself, " ". Nice try, narwhal first, let me start by saying That penis is like 12 years old redditor for 5 months > account existed for 5 months Played a 4v4 last night where the opposing team stated their units at the beginning of the game, and one of them even said he was from reddit! Unfortunately, not a single one of them made the units they were going to make. Me too. <- Stare of disbelief Dude.. no.. ya just can't.. i mean.. shit, this is why my dome is overgrown! this is great advice He's bigger then me. But not for iPod Touch 4G... What is the world coming to? Why don't they just query the device for a fucking camera and if it exists use it and if not, its disabled I can't decide whether you're being sarcastic (*slow clap*), or serious ( ). Thought the same thing, especially with that look. read it on the paper today, all i have to say to AS is . the Koala should stay, you dont see me bitching when people hand out those little bibles :/ lawlnarwhal! hide yo kids and hide yo wife because i am 12 and just had pregnant. wake up sheeple he make baby funny comment. bacon. - Show some balls to go along with that dick. This is the right thing to do. But then sex workers and immigrants are two groups that are hated by bigots, now combine those two, it's to bigots. Son I am disappoint. Is... is that Jesus making the face? Have fun dragging the back end at the bottom of the hill i am a tolkein purist and i can confirm this fact. Email validation? Thanks. Now I can't stop hearing Elton John. HE KNOWS RAMIREZ; t... I see what you did there. bwahah What are you suggesting? Who says you need more exes to have more girlfriends? [ ](/r/polyamory) Wow, sure is 4chan in here Because you touch yourself at night ... sorry, i just had to downvote Fox and Friends has to be fake. They are so ridiculous that it's become comedy. Gretchen.... . Promises, promises... Facebook hasn't required login to view images if you have a direct link for a while now You are disagreeing with every major Bible commenter on that passage. Certainly your knowledge of the intricacies of Ancient Greek is superior to theirs though. Did you steal that YouTube comment for your title? *obvious* mistake. Obviously not with arrows The Science Police want to know why you were on a moon hoax theory website. ** ** But I couldn't find a reddit credit in the article. Uncle Phil? From the Fresh Prince of Bel Air? Somehow I knew this would be the top comment "Unit-Function-Test" has become a buzz word coined by QA at my office used to describe the process of checking content on static web pages change your name to Oh shit that's a lot of porn....Click* Bolingbrook my home town You have some strange friends op.. Cold. I see what you did there. THICK SHIT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, HOHOHOHOHOHO, HEHEHEHEHEHE!!!! My religion says "Don't kill people for money", but in today's world that's un-serious hippie talk. Hide your wife, hide your kids.........wait a second . As a parent of a 4 & 2 year old, I can only say LOL, I remove my seeing as you were so nice about it. Gimli, are you on reddit 8 hours a day Why are you using glyphosate? It's my birthday too! I expected some lowbrow humor or you to be looking for a handout, then you are all nice and charitable and stuff. Thanks for making me feel like a jerk on my birthday... You are. <blink> </blink> Maybe you should be working at work, instead of wasting your time on Reddit. *** *** > You can surf off the clock. We all know what you do when you get home Wear a Reddit-related t-shirt on campus. Casually mention it in your FB profile, if you have one. Put a on your door. I like the middle At first I was like :nod: and then I was like ๏̯͡๏ > >> Dammit God, quit plucking the trees!! I've played Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup a lot, best I've done is an 8 hour session through all the dungeon levels, orcish mines, elven halls, the swamp, lair, hive, most of the vaults and I died in the tomb I think...by levitating over water then falling in to it I know it's been said, but seriously.... ...because that's just what Gandhi would have wanted. The same thing happened to me this afternoon, except I was in a computer lab filled with my fellow college freshman. I'm *right here,* you know. * * Maybe it's toe jam? That looks like my mailbox. Where do you think it started I love the cut off . Yep I have seen that too. At first I thought they were joking.. Pretend? I half expected him to be a Digg refugee/troll. Turns out he's one of us. i was gonna do sad troll face but then i realized that i won the super filler up lvl 1 with just face I don't see what you did here dill-hat Every sacred cow is slaughtered at some point, but they could at least have been creative. WTF buddy, that's my theory. You gold nazi, you. Which sucks, because the only toons that I have with these mounts are my paladin (ICC mount) and Rogue (Ulduar mount) and I don't intend on playing either in cata ** ** Well it's not secret anymore now, is it? You wait. It won't be long before we keep those fuckers as pets. Your children will be sitting there, watching TV, stroking their pet mosquitoes while you At first I was like . Redditor for 15 minutes... I don't usually actually make the look of disapproval face IRL... and yet... I can already tell this is going to be a good thread. Förlåt, men engelska är inte mitt modersmål. Linking to 4chan.. what the hell is your problem? I can't think of anything funny to put here except: Lance Arthur is my brother-in-law [](/perfect "┌( )┘") At first I was like :D, but then I was like and what do you think the _Push!_ is followed by? At first I was like , but then I was like :D My grandfather's WWII medals and his Luftwaffe rank badges. Also my Grandmother's Nazi medal that she got for giving birth to pure-blooded white kids. No, it's an existential lament of the lost years. [](/wetodddog "┌( )┘") [](/uhm" ") ý.. (| |) No, that's joy riding and grand theft auto ... but then again, when he sends an official Memorandum of , he's shifted toward the 'explicit' end again. TIL how to do this: . ** ** so sad... Did he hide this thread? I originally read this as "I'm pretty sure the girl is hot" and I was going to be like " " because she looks like 10 years old or something but then I reread it and was like "oh." maybe she knew exactly what it meant.... That's the way I see it too! Wonder what the reporter was looking for online when he stumbled across a video of burly men kidnapping young women Because God intelligently designed it. Not kidding You don't know the racoon strip? One of the best set of strips in the C&H history. I think he would have the ultimate I do. Why is Chocolate Rain the next suggested video in sequence to this one, YouTube..? Three weeks? I feel like I just got dumbified This is Link to the Past, not Link's Awakening. I went instantly candycorn funfetti cupcakes! with icing. . sprinkles. my girlfriend works at a kiosk and gets stalked by creepy nerds all day ┌П┐ fuck all u creepy weirdos. ** ** I saw what you did there. I'm convinced at least 50% of MFA is about desert boots, with the OP wanting to wear them and everyone else I wish that reddit or any of the internet had the powers to make *these* kinds of things happen. Instead of lynch-mobbing. Sometimes I wish I didn't live in Europe. Woooaahhh What a coincidence. Cool username bro Your overall situation is eerily similar to mine It happened exactly when Jon Gosselin wore an Affliction shirt on TV trying to pick up 18 year olds. So Affliction unfortunately reached Ed Hardy status at that point. The only thing that aggravates me is when people wear Tap Out shirts that know nothing about MMA. I see them at the bar all the time "Hey, you see that fight on Saturday? Dunham got robbed" "What fight?, and who's Dunham?" I've seen a person try to drink underage there get "caught." The bartenders are geeky like us, so it's mostly just a "dude, come on " kind of thing, even if you are caught, worst case scenario. This isn't the Tennessee strip, folks. I'm looking at you r/conspiracy... I DEMAND A PICTURE OF A NAKED GIRL ON A LEASH CROUCHING IN THE SNOW. In an electrical engineering class in the US, the Taiwanese professor presents a logarithmic chart and starts lecturing away. One guy raises his hand and, taking one for the team, sheepishly admits he has never seen a logarithmic chart before and asks if the professor could explain it to the class. The professor sneers condescendingly and says, "what, you dumb Americans didn't know this in high school? What the hell did you learn, then?" The guy immediately replies, "how to ask out girls and get them into bed with you." Everyone including the professor bursted out laughing except for the one female in the room who gave a stoic look. The cow is doing a serious while the tree is having way too much fun. I what you did there. I like how you assumed it was to make you seem crazy instead of correcting a typo for the benefit of other readers. Nice try OkCupid. I happened to click on your username (yeah, I know, ) and would just like to mention that I also went to high school in Sarasota. Weird, huh? Maybe there is some geographic factor contributing to our hatred of so-called randomness. Kant is giving you right now, from the grave. Right, that's probably the paragraph that I read first, since I googled rTMS. So even you just admitted it was a scam... I see what you did there Portland chamber of commerce. Good to know you condone the threat of anal rape as a punishment for speeding. If it's back there now....where did you get that extra 'r' Way too much of a stretch ** ** No need to be an ass about it. *Another*? riposte catholique.fr? I'm assuming you had that bookmarked. Pretty much the same here. I always start my morning at Reddit in r/wtf, though, so it's pretty much a given that I'll do the at some point. Wow, that head-to-head duel was just... *incredible.* I was going to write the same thing! lol I was going to write the same thing! lol nsfw? yeah, you're right! all we had to do is get loans for ridiculously overpriced tuition so we could all go compete for entry level jobs that have nothing to do with our degree, while then paying back the same banks extreme amounts of interest an--hey, WAITASEC. Yeah, while both true and more fitting, it also would mean developing new game functionality and rolling out a patch, as opposed to just insta-banning everyone. They chose the easy solution and they're gonna have to deal with the public consequences. it's easy, like this: You bastard. Make it so. The one on the top right looks like its been shot in the head. That's **myocardial** infarction. Organelles don't tend to have infarctions themselves I don't know. What I do know is that my grass is growing twice as fast though... and I can't even go mow it This'll do all sorts of good things to islander-Marine relations. How did a schizophrenic make it past the military shrinks? Yet you took a picture of her before you knew she was sitting next to you. Well! I shall endeavor to purchase my ramen noodles at some other location. So basically, what you want is survival of the fittest to be common again. Unfortunately, most of the world has moved on to caring about eachother. This is usually considered a good thing, but people sometimes find ways to abuse the goodwill. Either way, at the thought process taken. Child cornography ... It mentions tea in the article 2 points? My count reads 6. What is the meaning of this. Funny.... my god told me that there are no unicorns If you are a girl perusing the game forums, than you would know that guys in game forums would be appreciative of a pic of you going though we would obviously prefer you going ◕ ‿ ◕ unless you are one of those girls with Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ on the small of your back. In that case, we would prefer a picture with you doing something more like (^ _ ~). personally, I think rape and the bible being the only available literature is and really horrible...... Your name makes me think you're into fur. This... is so hard to read. As a Virginia Tech graduate, I can only I do. And I gawk while I watch it too YOU EAT DA POO POO Annnnd the joke is ruined. God, way to be too lite.... I bought it retail (lolol who does that) and then gifted two copies on Steam to friends to play with back when the game first came out (y'know, at full price) and I get nothing, while everyone who bought it on one of the many Steam sales for an insanely lowered (see: appropriate) price gets Duke Nukem Forever early access? I don't want to harsh, but for driving while high: ** ** a few times in my life growing up, i used to wake up with my panties down around my ankles or knees or completely off. it was rare, but happened enough for me to go "ok wtf is going on." it happened again recently (2 months ago?) when i went back home to visit. i know im not just taking them off in my sleep bc its never happened when i sleep elsewhere or when my doors locked, etc. ... i sleep with the door locked when im home now. my suspicion is that my moms checking my hymen. that sounds insane, but if you knew what kind of family i came from it doesnt seem that farfetched. i just hope its really not the case.... HIPSTERS EVERYWHERE! ...on the left. Yeah why would he say it is the same as America, it's not the same at all. In America, you never vocally confirm that you disapprove of someone, you just kind of look at them and give very very subtle 's or maybe ask in a seemly innocently and curious way: "Oh, who was that you were talking to?" YES. And he disapproves Check his comment history... he's on a spree I was expecting a story about finding graffiti in a bathroom but instead got an awesome bacon story. You get an upvote simply for "I hearby pronounce upon myself ". I intend to use that so thank you sir, enjoy your bacon. When I saw this, I . It's called the look of disapproval. Alt+3232 gets you the eye/brow character. Redditor for 2 years and you don't know this? Your username makes your comment intimidating Nice try woman. Underworld Dreams But...you just did it yourself. Oh, please do post a shameless pic. I love shameless pics. That is not fitting with Pedopears profile removed ?!?! Thats today! .... I don't see anything. So your logic is to, instead of try a new game, post an askreddit complaining how it is a waste of time. Every time my grandmother asks me to fix her computer I open her browser and it looks just like your pic. Borez.....I already know what you do. You've already made me jealous before...... Mittons? I was on your side until you wrote 'skool'. If it's some cultural/ESL thing I can forgive it, but otherwise... First I read your comment and I was like Playing in the key of D-flat on a string instrument? Go back to TF2 . While Biden would be all like reeally? ┌П┐ You don't have to be an engineer to cry out in terror over that Retracted for you. To everyone else, double look of disapproval, She's four, Lord-Punnington. **Jet Shark** Gun old people I know what I'll do to make my local TEDx better! I'll use **PAPYRUS ** I'm removing this for inaccuracy. You can't claim that he really did die if you really know that you don't really know if he really did die. L k of disapproval is in order, as well. Progeria? Don't you take that when you're 15 or 16? Benjamin Button? No. The Chileans can get fiber a half mile down into a collapsed mine but Verizon can't get it two blocks over to my house in the suburbs It is. Thanks for the nightmares WinterKing. But it's common sense and it's the way most people do it Yea, no one besides you two has seen Pulp Fiction *** *** Somone's trying to take my job. > *** ಠ_ಠ WRONG HAND *** driving around a car park at 49 mph taking pictures... comment double posted for karma Ahahaha, I still remember when he freaked out about that confidence vote and tried to frame the coalition as something "undemocratic", as if some hostile force was trying to take over his throne. Hello Mr. Harper, you're not the president, you're not a head of state, you are the leader of the party that achieved a minority leadership! I've got to say, the first time I heard it, the day it came out, I thought, 'Wow, they ripped off the entire Warp Records catalog' and I was kind of disappointed. I was in my freshman year of college at the time, and no body had heard of Squarepusher, or Aphex Twin, or BoC, or Ae over here yet, so everyone kept talking about how this album was so original, which made me go I ended up in Forks, Washington. Reddit was founded in 2005...... Oracle Upgrading IE6 to... IE motherfucking 7? WTF, send me some of the shit your fallin' asleep high to ! Patter, patter, patter. What's that annoying sound slowly driving me insane? Oh, that's right, It's my character walking. Hopefully there's not much walking in this game. l,,l /( )\ l,,l The one in the upper left isn't right. Private Stoner doesnt smoke? Yeah, because not bastardizing a classic instrument with some gaudy piece of bullshit is the equivalent to living in the stone age. But seriously... Yea Mr. I. C. Wiener @ 405 West 43rd street you seriously think that a mine rescue is one of the greatest achievements in all of human history? These are all awesome! Minus the soccer reference... Unknown to us yes, but you...you know what you did FCalleja 0 points - I'm a home/family/internet body so my closest friends are all co-workers. Who are all geeks and CS majors, but none of them play. Yet they know about it and follow minecraft sales stats and videos. Stephen Conroy as #3 on the most influential list. You hadn't washed those clothes and you wore them all week? But quicksort is O(n^2) . Pretty much no standard library is using quicksort. They either use heapsort or merge/insertsort hybrids. ೃ How do I know you didn't just put that up, take a picture to whore for karma and then put up your real team name Just remember, whatever you write up will be utterly ignored, and they'll try to contact you in whatever random way they prefer when problems arise. Users - Lack of ending = I can't think of anything for a good comment related to Christmas, but I want that gift! \ / That's Spanish. Alright Microsoft, what's the catch? Punchline in the title. I hope your password is I'm glad I'm not the only one . >Anytime someone says you should buy an asset, but don't try to make sense of its valuation, you know something is wrong ... ... Yes. It's one of those bizarre American things, like the saying "I could care less" or the imperial system. WAIT WAIT WAIT. Juliette and Charlotte are both ass ugly. Sun is ok. Kate is fucking blazingly hot. You people need to get this right as soon as fucking possible. The second comment in the last paragraph Set meme ignorers for Mashed potat...... That was from 4 months ago. Is that guy holding a glass of semen? Weed is in California Hide ya kids hearing this made me like her even more For what it's worth, I agree with you. Paying someone back for rudeness by calling them out publicly or serving the injured party first is one thing. Messing with their food/drinks to intentionally cause them harm is quite another. I can't tell if your "Go Leafs!" is sarcastic or not. From one Canucks fan to another: it fucking better be You *edited* than That's some sick & twisted stuff dude... This would happen to me. I find this link after it goes down the first time and think it's gone forever. So I go out and forget about it, and when I come back the next day it turns out it came back, but now it's done again. My username.... redditor for 2 hours upvote for correct use of Cannot resist a link! Oh.. I... nice try At least Megaman had a health bar . Black lady in front saw it and was Downvote for falsely making me think a Samurai redditor existed. Like this: ? Damn it worked, but my clipboard too (101 clips) shows: ?_?. So the next question is where do you get the characters? Are they on the character window included with XP? I think it's a well designed cartoon. However, I -like you- am an atheist, so all I could think about after reading it was: "You can't program a bunch of rocks to be a physics simulator! " Yeah.... that's hilarious. So noted. DOT. WHAT?!? Seeds We totally have this exact model. Are you watching me? Obama Deception? really? >And of course, there are actual Sufi-wannabes who aren't even Muslim, and yeah. this does not bode well. nobody fucking say it. Alright, so I'll tell this story. The cast of Veronica Mars was coming to the mall, so I printed out pictures of them, and stood in line like an idiot. I get to Enrico Colantoni, and I hand him a picture of himself as Mathesar. Amanda Seyfried sees it and exclaims, "Oh, I didn't know you were in Star Trek!" He and I both gave her . He says, "No, it was Galaxy Quest." Enrico looks at the photo, looks back up at me, and says, "I don't even know how I should sign it..." I gave him my best Mathesar impression, saying, "Nnnever give up, mmmm-never surrender!" He laughs and says, "Perfect!" and signs it. I saw comic sans first thing and immediately just . Not as much as I'd like the look of disapproval I think this is ALSO a symptom of dirty minds. I never thought they looked like penises until someone mentioned it, though I SHOULD have. My husband says I see phallic objects everywhere. * ** ** So if all of that is done on first run.. what's the difference? No. As Brett Favre, I 'd. TIL I'm not in America. TIL: there are quite a few right-wing redditors around. don't spoil it by being curdly ** ** I hear Disneyland also welcomes minors. ** ** I do not approve of your username I'll just play for an hour. It might be George Carlin, but anyway. Yeah, for instance masturbating is far too easy so I find no enjoyment in it. 360.... what the shit? you're right. bad OP half a million jobs in 5 minutes? sounds legit kevin, it wasn't the software. the fact that YOU tried to do something with the computer made everything break, repeatedly. You know what, the comments went too far. I'm just going to a different page I just had to check Reddit before going to bed! Son... I am disappoint Thank you. I'm sure the general population like osmun is **really** threatened walking around not knowing a 5'9" 140lb gay guy like me is carrying. I thought you were both joking until I read it really slowly 3 or 4 times Showed it to my girlfriend and got this: ** ** I took one but you're not visible behind D's ass. Sorry. "handsome or rich guys" "redditor for 10 hours" Congratulations, you've made another fat person Or just "The more you know" but instead of a shooting star it's a shooting Apologies. I have just seen too many stupid pun threads and wanted to stop this one in its tracks. Stevenorr's ` ` wasn't sufficient - something else needed to be done. I don't know, but that guy in panel #3 does not appear to approve. Similar story from my own father. He was driving his [pickup] truck and a buck did the same thing. Hit him at almost a 90 degree angle. The truck liked it was in a shootout after the deer left due to the holes the antlers made in the side of the truck. Deer scare me. You mean you sat there and giggled during a Holocaust survivor's history lesson? ( ) (Day[9]) Nice. Also damn you for having a "-" after your username. I keep thinking you're getting downvoted, so I upvote you... I see what your plan is here... At first he was all . I wouldn't have blamed him one bit for socking me one in the chops. I might have actually enjoyed that. "I'll never wash this blood off my face!" At first I was like :O then I was like I know someone named Jessica who changed the spelling to Gesyka That sounded eerily similar to a scoff. Yeah, because that would just be facetious It unfortunate that there are so many douche-bag cyclists out there (and even in this thread ) that think road rules don't apply to them. Even more unfortunate is that so often they're the ones screaming the loudest about how they deserve the same rights as a car. Since when is someone plummeting to their death accompanied by happy music? . This is not a statistic Oh wow! That's so incredible that they did their research! Amazing, although i did not see this was from /r/gaming I saw this in my mailbox and I was all :D then I read the thread it was from and I was U funnyjunk I'm getting a "Congratulations, you're the 1000000 person to visit this site" in flashing rainbow colours. U ^ o=[] I've certainly been treated that way when I worked in the service industry All I can say is... t( t) <(x_.X<)<( <) its also full of fat people How should I know? You ate it! Not available on Netflix. Using itunes in general = U J What are you implying? bad photoshop Nice repost, you could have at least at something but noooo . You're all a bunch of trolls. I first noticed "I was gameplay designer on Medal of Honor"... Yes we know, it says that in the article. You did *read* the article before commenting didn't you? where are the used panties full of dookie? Or malt liquor, or laptops? where? Such a letdown... I read this as "jaw-dropping crayons"... Wow, dressing a kid up as a psycotic rapist... cute. well, don't you see then to what sites I surf? We rape them in retaliation? You checked him out and then proceeded to **mate** with him! Since when does that stop us? What if it was just one? Wow. I saw you making out with girlfriend at SCHINDLER'S LIST you monster 2015 I wasn't accusing you, just raging at a trend I've noticed here. It seems some people use the downvote as a weapon to silence people they don't agree with. In the past they were used to move off topic comments or random insults down. Like for instance, this off topic rant should be downvoted. Wow...what a dick Are you going to vote? I see people are downvoting in disagreement. I would assume that any competent congressman (or woman) would have taken the time to at least memorize the constitution. It's only the thing that your job is created from and our country is run by. Also, it was Hologram Jaws As an Alaskan, I of this. Indeed, how sad... Freakin' sweet, all I need is a 6.8MeV gamma ray for each... atom... I literally wanted to puke. Especially the one with the tap er tapeworm More like dog. wrong face Assassins mate. They know everything... "Homer Wilson Smith's design for a Mark V E-meter." At first I was like , but then I was like ಠ⌣ಠ I had this exact same thing happen to me once. Guy wasn't parked quite as poorly as the pic, but was over the yellow line regardless. The door slipped out of my hand, dinged his vehicle, and he jumps out shouting about how I should be more careful. I apologized, went in, made my purchase, came back out...and he was still here. Only now there were cops waiting for me, and he had moved the car to be within the lines.   Well, after explaining the situation to the cops (and pointing out that he had moved his car), they had me open my car door. Lo and Behold, it didn't match the previous ding. The cops looked at it, and basically told the guy "Sucks to be you, he's free to go." If your ability to detect internet sarcasm is being impaired, you must be higher than a [ ] Goddamnit. Why am I subbed to /r/fitness and /r/Foodporn at the same time... This is not helping me! What's with all these guys dating girls who worked at McDonald's? Thanks a lot, I could be at neutral karma right now if it weren't for you very old news I just tried typing the two most common words I spell wrong, I got them both right. i didn't hate it until you told me you hated it! Speaking of faces, someone needs to get Van Alden a drink or something. Guy is angry constantly. Xilinx *You* killed him. Dude $35/hr? Vista TIL: Kanye West can still make me ** ** ** ** But.. it's.. First I thought "this guy is totally not trollface" teletubbies is not on hbo ** ** ** ** Totally giving one of these for punctuation and grammatical errors in both notes <shudder/> Oh for fucks sake. I highly doubt this is you. I saw this [gif] at least a few weeks ago, if not more, on a different website. Someone must really hate popcorn because they are systematically downvoting every post in this thread... Did anyone else have the GOM player install the Ask.com toolbar despite unchecking that option during installation? It just appeared after I update Firefox. Very 100%. Not everyone can run a 5 min mile. The way I look at it they are doing something more productive and healthy than 15 hours of minecraft. Yeah, Im talking about you reddit and then you went and nuked the colonies Boys are gross Dead-tree version. I hate to say it, but you've placed your comma in the wrong place like so many others I bet you are playing in peaceful Are you aware that none of you can spell in your username? ** ** Serious casual. Love the at the end there. You just made me stop reading Reddit and go figure out why the report isn't working for that user. Thanks / So it DOESN'T say "bsing"? That's the cuil theory symbol, at one time, the official symbol of reddit, much like is now. way to plan ahead No Mercy is Left 4 Dead 1. Guys are getting trolled You mean I'll have to rank 77 hats like this. And after that realization, all was well again. The end You don't sound very convincing You just had to jinx it, didn't you? Sorry there was a group of school children tormenting a blind midget I was needed elsewhere. ** ** I fapped to stick figures I drew when I was a kid I lost it when I realized this guy had friends dumb enough to be his friends and fucking video tape him opening the "not collector's edition plastic". And then I realized it was me Way to go DoctorEmo Everyone should be pair-programming 100% of the time. Normally I would be all , but this is the very rare exception. Epic... looks fine to me It's lupus. All 4 days... no drop yet for me. They'll say, "not only did you talk into a cord in the wall, you also had to drive to get your movies." Despite groveling with each of your past professors to sign off on a retroactive withdrawal petition due to various personal issues which have since been resolved, and despite having successfully earned a 2-year degree at an accredited junior college, the University flatly refuses to consider lifting your academic suspension. *"Oh, thanks for your past tuition and all, but you done goofed up, and you're just not good enough."* I got an Acer netbook during Black Friday for $160. I use it for at first I was like... I love how he almost did a after the "Um Alec... You ARE are straight..."-line sure you can...long press on your comment and select edit. Why do so many people forget to long press stuff? 4 minutes. Who has the biggest landfill in the world I also look forwa...HEY! ** ** ...And that just ruined the rest of my day. Thank you so very much. I was planning to actually get some work done today. I see what you did there. >I can't tell you how many times girls have been insulted by me correcting that exact same mistake. I just sit back put on my monocle and try and convince myself I am better off without them. ೃ You forgot to say something. Fine, i have no problem with that. After all this isn't some kind of an... AMA or something.. Liked! Love your story, love Artemis, dislike your FB friends I'll be walking by there to Casa for my test at 1:00 . Turrible Wow dude. *Thanks* for not letting me save this picture. "Basis" is the word you're looking for. Today is not your day to talk, I guess. I switched to utorrent because of the advice of this thread, but I cannot associate torrents with it.. I was an RA in Newing As a current student at Virginia Tech, I say you win this time. Columbine. Why is there a name for this. "Incredible" 9/11 Floating point numbers for currency. I've been pretty lenient around here, only removing spam. One of our top rated songs in a dubstep song YOUR MOVE, Native Clevelander here. You mean like what's going to happen with Mourinho's Real? John McCain. Currently, Justin Bieber. you aren't that shy, are you? Steelers. Motivational format and getting a Star Wars quote wrong... I am. Yeah, . Yeah, . at first i was like AGAIN?! and then i was like This response was hidden in the "load more comments" section. Not treasurey enough. Are you internet disabled? That cat is thinking "what is teh smell? Can I explore and obtain without the human interfering? hmmm " Yeah Why thanks! I usually putter around the main page, gaming, fffffuuuuuu, and wallpapers, so this was a rather uncharacteristically grimdark serious post for me. I would just "No Oddjob" is not a silly rule. .... looks at username Maybe they're not using it incorrectly, i.e. they know their facts aren't correct There's no way this can backfire...again... you may be looking for this: Just made a back-up of my World 4. Elapsed time: 33m07s. Ah, paving the way for tiered internet service. Fantastic. Your second sentence made me laugh, then it went all The guy's head is in the glass. $1 mil x 5,000 = $5 billion weekly gross sales? Maybe since voting designates approval, they want to As long as she's still warm? Here: You could join the military.* roadreddit? HOLY FUCK! Second Lebowski trail in the same day and I miss them both! I get boxes and in different situations. They're two different things. > That's a bit of a stretch. Really? After 50+ years of MAD? OH SNAP! Wait, oh. I eight this type of word play At first I was like then I realized it was Mexican weed and that nothing of value was lost. It's cool that they have a sense of humor but... blocking the back button ? A child process? I miss Firefly... I read that as "fucking boners" Maybe you should put "NSFW" next time... I'm disappointed that people recommend them, but there isn't one in Houston, nor can I order online (afaik) No, but I did take shrooms before the Beet Parade. Don't shoot the messenger... said by a redditor with the name of cumonurface. I love the ads for surfing classes while viewing it With regards to this post a close up of that umlaut should look like this That's the point I have hardcore ophidiophobia. I saw this pic while sitting upon my porcelain throne, dropping the kids off at the pool (I reddit from my phone mostly). I don't think I've ever jumped up so fast from sitting down ever, let alone mid dump.  Amp Modelers? Lesson learned? Never take a break from Reddit *Down*vote for a worthless comment that contributed nothing to the conversation, and required a level of intelligence to construct that would *even have embarrassed Sarah Palin*. You actually uploaded your imgur error message to imgur? How are we supposed to see it then? You certainly aren't the master of friendship for everyone I like all of those things Makes up for the I get when reading God Is Not Great in public. nothing is original anymore, just do it ** ** **WHOOO ARE YOU?** Not adjusted for inflation He was wearing a Justin Bieber t-shirt I....love...you..... ** ** And they're right. Too Soon. A Meat Slap I find it strange that none of you mentioned 'taking a shit' as a part of the morning routine. Yeah I don't think he really is... have you heard his songs? Allah would be like ~240... Looks very staged to me You are trying to get a reaction out of me. Here it is: I don't recall ever having trouble seeing the LoD. I call shenanigans. When he makes a pumpkin with a popular internet meme which originated on 4chan before everyone on reddit went, DOH HOH HOH look how funny we are ... . You know *that* guy. Everything before this was pretty much just talk, as to respect each other. Then this came out and I was like More like <((( )))> like they didnt know that... Laws against speech sure the US has its problems but stories like this make me appreciative of what we have. ah ok I get it. There's more to parkinson's than you can shake a stick at. I see what you did there. I've seen the listed before, and yes, she's a redditor. You can't just mark "Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin'?" as NSFW and then not expect to disappoint people > enjoyed myself for an hour. This is great, high five. ┌( )┘ you're* What type of porn do you watch? > You know, the irony is that the only thing you hoped to gain from this was karma, but everyone is going to downvote you because you **released a motherfucking level 51 Jolteon. ** Runes of Magic started an Oz server a few weeks ago. A free-to-play MMO can get it done, but a Blizzard backed pay-to-play MMO can't? Cowtip... **but this patch broke it.** You could start by responding to your own thread on Reddit. As a south-west native: I am confused. Do you get aroused by hunting a woman or is it animal hunting? Okay, yeah, I added both a shout out to Reddit and to my profile. It smelled rich. But the story is actually quite dull. I was a kid sitting on my grandmother's lap and I farted. I've never seen so many directed at me. I feel bad because I don't think I ever apologized. He's probably happy because it actually feels and looks like autumn where you live. Fucking Texas "I can you're not familiar still yet with the internet. It's also nice to be critiqued by a teenager who hasn't contributed anything to the community at all." I also have .. it's the very first thing on mine. I would never use such a low quality (those jpeg artifacts ) and low res wallpaper. (they still make monitors that small?) my name isnt Reddit. Because I moved 500 miles away to go to grad school and I find it inappropriate to ask him that. Besides, someone's gotta have another source . ***NOT THE SAME*** ** ** Hmm, I like people holding the door open for me, if the alternative would be having it slammed shut in my face. Consequently, I do the same for them when I walk in front of them. Paying money is also no big deal, but that might have to do with the fact that I am actually Dutch. The only thing I wish would happen more often is men walking in front of me on the stairs whenever I am wearing a skirt. I feel uncomfortable walking up a flight of stairs, knowing there's a man walking behind me with the opportunity to look up my skirt. (Perhaps because I had one person amicably go "You know, I could just look up your skirt this way..." ) ctrl+f, psycho... And wielded by someone trained not to use disproportionate force. Win7 on 2GB . I agree with you 100%. Consequently, I've tried to explain this to my girlfriend but all I get from her is " " I just got a Logitech G15 keyboard. The very first thing I did with it was macro to one of the G keys. I've been through almost the EXACT SAME thing, only it was her ex-bf coming up to visit her "for her birthday." She said he stayed over because they fell asleep, but the old cellphone-shower-peek revealed that he had literally pegged her in the ass. And apparently thought it was "still sweet." I can't hard enought It's Kool-Aid, NOT coolaid. Back, toes and chest....downvote for you , sir. ~~ ~~ :D ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^*ಠ_ಠ*^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ "OK LOD, no peeking!" 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Last time we went to a hill/mountain/park area to look at the stars in our car, we were approached by a shady man who had an iphone on him and tried to look into our car with the light emanating from it. We were just making out and not having full on sex without clothes (like some people... ) so thank goodness he didn't see anything...but I'm still a bit traumatized from that since he would not leave us alone, even when he saw that we saw him. My gf then went to the front seat through the inside to drive away from him so he would leave us alone...though he tried to follow us for a bit, even though he was just walking/running as we drove away. It happened 1.5 weeks ago. "Probably the Best Site in the World" All these corporate politics and manoeuvrings that prevent us from getting the cool stuff really pisses me off . Ewwww. Well, I guess if you're into that kind of stuff... I hope your parents don't find out, what would they think? Dude you gotta have a poker face like me.. I hate you notsoevilhost. Why would post such a thing? (Ok maybe I don't hate you but for about 3min 20 secs I swore I did.) the information isn't. First I was . Now I'm [](/dumbbitch) **September 28, 2009** ~~ ~~ I don't understand. I've seen " " (the correct one) all along on my Macs. Perhaps I've got more fonts installed or something...? ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ > >TIL: looks different on my particular mac. Nice try, Nintendo To clarify: I googled look of disapproval, copied and pasted into a SMS, showed up as O_O on the recievers phone (as at mine though). Not sure whether it workes at reddit. That awkward silence is the sound of him saying " " You married your grandson?! No it's the other way around. _ is right and is wrong * * That first lady's favorite episode is Daleks in Manhattan? ** ** You can't say " " He got negative attention for being anti-war. I actually sent him a modest donation because of his anti-war stance. Because of that mistake I'm now on the Rand Paul mailing list. it didnt even occur to me that ಠ_ಠ was ಠ_ಠ^this^could^get^really^out^of^hand^if^we^let^it^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ^9 > An immature college kid with girlfriend troubles? The fuck reddit? I am disappoint. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ you^heard^me^~~ ~~^9 redditor for 54 minutes. Looks ok in Ubuntu Dammit, that is what I was trying to do...ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ . (That was cut and paste.) Where did you put the spaces? ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ~~ ~~ >Also, really? Front paged with both of my posts? An immature college kid with girlfriend troubles? The fuck reddit? I am disappoint. Decorate all his meals with looks of disapproval >> Also, really? Front paged with both of my posts? An immature college kid with girlfriend troubles? The fuck reddit? I am disappoint. Whats wrong with average beer-drinking, sports-watching people? Another reason why Mac's suck NO BACON TREE??! Yeah, but I see ಠ\_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ\_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ\_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ\_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ\_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ\_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ\_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ\_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ\_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ\_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ\_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ\_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ\_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ\_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ\_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ I walked back as far as I could, but I couldn't get the moustache off Marilyn... Not really offended. I just thought the mean looking eyes from the dad would be funny there. But stay away from my daughter. " " ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ I'm not going to upvote this, but I want to because of this: "Also, really? Front paged with both of my posts? An immature college kid with girlfriend troubles? The fuck reddit? I am disappoint. " ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Its moose hunting season in New England. Some 14 year old out of state girl shot an albino moose recently. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ How does this look to you: PC > Mac ٩(●̮̮̃•)۶٩(̃-̮̮̃-)۶(-̮̮̃•)۶^٩(×̯×)۶^٩(•̮̮̃-̃)۶^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ >Also, really? Front paged with both of my posts? An immature college kid with girlfriend troubles? The fuck reddit? I am disappoint. ┌∩┐(◕≥◕)┌∩┐ O_O good science teachers are standing between knowledge and stupidity. um, no, not really. \* cough * karmawhore "Excuse me, but whats in your bucket?" "Uhh, just my poo..." "Interesting, you've swallowed a power drill, some magnum ammo, a teddy bear and a toy truck. All this is stuff we sell, but it's covered in poo.... how much do wanna sell it for?" > * cough * karmaglutton ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Having this problem right now... >Also, really? Front paged with both of my posts? An immature college kid with girlfriend troubles? The fuck reddit? I am disappoint. You're telling me not everybody tunnels through a vps when they're on public networks? > Also, really? Front paged with both of my posts? An immature college kid with girlfriend troubles? The fuck reddit? I am disappoint. 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Was feeling pretty until I got to that second last paragraph. You're only a Tapatio if you're from Guadalajara Mr. Jalisciense ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ I noticed the hyperlink was purple. ಠ_ಠ^ ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ No, thank you for reposting. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ಠ_ i just now see what u did thar w/the wife thing. the whole time i thought you meant creeper ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ~~ ~~ See no evil ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ಠ_ಠ^ ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ^ಠ ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ why is it so sticky? ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ It's all the way down! ಠ ಠ Although I am a little scared ( )\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\ ┌( )┘ BRB checking something. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ First, insert " ," then insert "Whee^ee^ee^e^e^e^e^e" 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I remember being tricked into thinking they were candy wax. Nothing tasty about them. 三┌( )┘^Stop_right_there,_criminal_scum 三┌( ＾o＾)┘ No, the cake is a liAR, or so says her shirt. You can't roll your own joints? **ಠ_ಠ C̴̭͎̰͈̅̈ͣͪ̾͛ͬ̐̃̒ͨ͋ͪͪ͞ͅ ̴̢̨̪̰̤͓̫̮̑́̊̓ͅE̸̢̞̬̙͚͙͈̭͔͈̠̠̊͂͊̐ͧ̇̿̇͋ͧ̾͛̄̉̓́ ̢̛̛̰̬̥̗͓̹̬̣̓̽͐̑ͤ̿̌͆̇̀͝P̨̫̳͈̣̰͚̗̭͙̰̙͓̊ͭ̽̀́̕ͅ ̧̢̤͇̲͈͔̫̝̗͖̳̘̱̳̜̟͈͉̀̌̍̈̿̔̐ͬ̎̈̎ͪ̎̇̌ͬ̚Ṯ̵̶̺͚̩͓͓̲̘̩̮̃̈̐ ̶̜͖̤̺̣̠̘̺̬̥̩̯̥̗̙͊̋̾͒̍ͩ̉́̍͆̎͊̕͟͝͡Ḭ̴̰̤̪̳͓͓͙͚̜͙͙̃́͆̿̊ͮ̿̅ͦ̉͘͟͠͞ ͥͮͥ͗̂̽ͪ̀͏̵̞̬̹̪͇͚̜̻̭̜͓̜̯͇͈̺Oͭ̑̿͂͌͛̆̃ͭͮ̆ͪ́͠͏̡̲͈̭͈ ̖̣̦̺͚̣̲̙̻̥̜̠̮͚͓̄͋ͩ̎ͨͩ͐̋̔̇̔̂ͦ̔ͪͤ̕͡ͅͅN̨͙̪͎͕̭̬̳̩͕͎ͤ̈̋̇͑͊̊̌ͥ̑̌̑̿ͯ̽̌ͅ** Man, I was^going^to^do^that^now^I^can't^=(^ Wait.. why did I think this to be a dog in pink "clothing" when I saw the thumbnail? what^the^fuck?^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ____ಠ_ಠ____^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ^ ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ how the hell was power "essentially the same fucking song" as 21st century schizoid man?! well that's great but the other day I got a letter to my home with the wrong post code, street, door number and name. I wish i could use that joke in public without getting all the s from people. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ your post has gained as much karma as it deserves. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Yikes. yes...emotion Thats brilliant! DISAPPROVAL UPPERCUT!! ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ** ** Well done for thoroughly confusing my emotions. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Reading the little paragraph below all I could do is this. a fuckload of people aren't wiping enough And there were no consequences for what he said? ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ wtf don't people understand about wearing a condom..... ┌( )┘^BeRightBack! ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ^ Because there is no such thing as a girl programmer ok, i'll just post this right th- hey, WAIT A MINUTE! The site isn't saving my address, I just entered it in 3 times That's alcohol abuse! ,,|,, ( ) ,,|,, is this ( ) easily done with a keyboard or is it typically copy/pasted? Print this as large as you can: I see what you did there and Good Lord - a RickRoll QR code? I am disappoint I do this all the time at work....unfortunately. Stupid alphanumeric IDs with leading zeroes. Deadmau5 I guess so. So long as you don't try to slip me the ol' sausage when I'm not lookin'. 'Cause that's uncool. Damn it, I was waiting on an important orangered I went from 8D to You can't die in Kirby's Epic Yarn. You're actually giving that bitch a chance? Son, I am disappoint. First off are they actually turning light cycles at an angle other that 45 degrees? ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Wow, just visited your profile page to see that all you've ever posted on Reddit is You sourced a finance.yahoo hit. no not unusual but I don't create enough bubbles in my urine to fill the whole bowl ... perchance you need more water? Thank you. Is it from playing Madden? I cut the announcers off after I heard "tight ends are like safety blankets for quarterbacks" one too many times Exams always fall on or near halloween. *smash* This... is still on the front page right now. And if you are taking the Metro, please stand on the right of the escalator, and walk on the left. Everyone else will thank you. Actually that's not true, they'll just ignore you, but the alternative is a lot of This post looks familiar Baked briving yes! when people applaud you you're doing well, when boo'd, you're doing horrible. then, when you get off that stage, you die and go to the big stage in the sky to LOL at God's penis jokes Trying to get this post to the front page for no good reason and then you won't even share? TO THE GROUND!!! I really like the "rear color coding for ease of installation". It helps me sort out the power, ethernet, and coax connections, of which there are only one a piece, and who's connectors couldn't possibly be mistaken for each other. Thank god for that... ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ I'M A FURY TOO, RRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH FURY SMASH. yep, definitely making it sound more appealing to me. Future!? are you from the past? After much research i did it...I fucking did it...although I can't do it in chrome, had to copypasta from word... My dad used to make us wait while he checked each piece to make sure the airtight seal wasn't broken. We lost any "popped" pieces and any non-store wrapped candy every year. We'll yell at someone, criticize and mock them for only going halfway on squat, but go halfway on your nutrition and thats awesome I learned, no less than a month ago, that it is "camouflage" and not "camelflage" as I had thought for my whole life. Apparently we aren't trying to be stealthy like camels I am a macuser, and I can see disapproval face. I've installed the correct font, but it doesn't work everywhere, for some reason. If the title of a page (the title at the top of the browser) is the look of disapproval, I see it. On MSN messenger and iChat (AIM), I can see it. But if I put one right here ಠ_ಠ I get the squares. I don't understand it. ! Also, I followed the link you posted and installed that font to see if it'd make any difference, and the s still don't show up in my browser (yes, I did restart Firefox after installing). :( steve jobs needs to learn to accept the dissaproval I can do on my Mac... Am I special? While we're at it, let's get rid of all non-major conferences. This is kind of sad/funny. When I was really young, my mom was talking to her brother on the phone. I didn't know what the conversation was about, but it seemed important. She asked him, "Are you HIV positive?" For years, I thought it meant "Are you *really, really sure?*" and proceeded to use it in such a way. I'm skipping class right now, so I go on reddit. As soon as I get on reddit, the first thing I see is the path I take to get to class. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Dwarf isn't a class. It's a race. 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But I will still regard it as a serious security flaw Awesome^ ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ i read it as 'i wanna fart'... I hope the pair of them get VAC + minecraft banned. Griefers are bad enough, but griefers with power? He's just trying to hide his hand placement... Other roommate is his own sister. I had to write an essay about Joan of Arc. I read a quick blurb in a library book describing her family as peasant farmers. I read this as pheasant farmers. I wrote 3 pages of total bullshit, claiming how she loved to wake up earlier than everyone else and take care of her two favorite birds. Only the last paragraph briefly explained what she actually did. My teacher did not correct anything I wrote as I read the story aloud to the class but I believe this incident was the first I received in real life. I once mistook my parents lube (In their bathroom, under their sink) for hair serum when I was 11. I wasn't sure why I got this look from my mom after I used it until I was about 13 in sex ed. Nice timing. The Mid-Atlantic server have just been reinstalled after I managed to wipe its config and backup by accident. It seems that I have messed up some features, eg. the MOTD, SourceBans connection (no admins), and Linux kernel (250 fps)... Seeing "5:30", after 19:00... at first I was whyyyy the downboats? ** ** What do you mean *as though*? They walk... in the rain ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ *Collaborator.* NOW THEY'RE AFTER MY ARIZONA........that's to far She looks 7.8 on the age scale I was expecting some discount fruit. Holy crap, I thought you were making that up.... Please tell me you're trolling. Because this idea contains epic amounts of fail I hate you and everything about you for that one comment. etc... ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ b.b.b.q. The extra be is for b.y.o.b.b The lipstick outside of her lip lines and caked on eye liner bugs me so much. Yeah, my school required you have a meal plan if you lived in the dorms and required you to live in the dorms for your first 2 years Florida. Tirade, damnit. Unless you're punning "Tyler", in which which case Kids these days. Sorry, I turn to corporate talk when I get to work. I'll try to work on that. they teach Turing in elementary school now?!?!? Fuck.... In high school I had to skip math class and go to a computer class and mess around with it and I didn't even get any credits for it.... I imagined you going from :D to . This comment is me disapproving. I see you trollin'... women want equal rights until its a subject they don't agree with, then they play the sexism card in their favor.... I sat through The Prince of Tides because of the warning of graphic sexual content. What a waste of a fitness reddit Flickr? You are a youth director at a church. I'm not sure you should agree. I was like , then Boy George showed up and I was like ^.^ …because more chivalry is exactly what we need. Ahh. Well in that case, im sure you didn't encourage them at all. 1:42 It's going to be a good weekend. Negative stereotypes hurt everyone. ...she gave you one of these? not arguing his stats, or his talent... just simply saying " " *blik van afkeuring* FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU- our running back last year did this and was called for a penalty. apparently there's a specific rule that outlaws hurdling in high school football What would possess you to do that? No offense, but that is the dumbest thing I have heard all day. Go wash your hands I'm from Washington, and I hate when people say "hella" Can't be unseen. CollegeHumor huh....? English is not a romance language. Why isn't my girlfriend cool like that? Oh yeah... *FOREVER ALONE* ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Or the solid black ones like me because considering them as a threat is the farthest thing from my mind. I have three, but two of them are underage.. I see you are trying to start a pun thread, , that is all, good night. Thanks again reddit. I was looking for a post where everyone was bragging about how pathetic their lives are. Thanks for not letting me down... LOL yeah nothing is allowed. I think I even need to avoid hard-ons for a couple of weeks if possible. Too bad my dick has different ideas, I think he's enjoying being wrapped in a bandage a little too much What is this? Didn't even time it to get the Pick Me Up back. 8====D^ಠ_ಠ^8====D^ಠ_ಠ^8====D^ಠ_ಠ^8====D^ what the flying fuck?! i never knew of these Reddit, I am disappoint. One whole day and no-one has linked Mr Clarke's essay on wrongness. There was not a single swear in that. You're slipping. They use MAGNETS. I was thinking more along the lines of RAGE^ People keep telling me that they 'Need a dispenser over here.' And one lady asked if she can take a picture of Bob the Builder for her kid... Is it male or female? *What should I feeeel* ?! At first I was like but then I was like :D Stewbert...I am Tryin' t' rape 'em? Nice try, RIAA. We saw what you did to Limewire, you won't get our other sources so easily! Yay, more scary scare tactics. I love these. (I'm a democrat, btw) Myaaaaa seeeee? If you weren't on a mac, I wouldn't give you a look of disapproval: Would you call the articles you linked to "well balanced"? We've been sitting here for an hour now, and you offer us onion rings? Incredible. My face when you implied that the enjoyment/love you'll experience from having kids can be replaced by a car - More like 5 minutes of both plus 3 hours of music >Even ? "Oh cool! no one has capitalized on this crazy pic I'll just post something witty about it" derp derp derp. after posting, scrolls down farther... lol that's just funny! That's it? I expected more. ಠ_ಠ^( ) Delete this I know what you mean. I imagine that he wasn't at all sure how it would fly with Maher, and the studio. He was probably half expecting to be met with a whole bunch of . you managed not to notice that the ORIGINAL article is just a press release? SUGAR FREE "that 200k people attended" I'm gonna put this the best way I can... Conservatives not mentioned in article. 3 (kept trying for one I liked...) One is a teen. I enjoyed the baby stage, but the 7yr > teenage stage is hard. Correctly Spelled Slogan!! lol Same. The last thing we want to be associated with is pedobear. Yep, I tried making another portal, only farther away (probably around 10 chunks away), but it yielded the same exact results. Seriously, it has now created a total of 3 new portals now (whenever I exit from the Netherworld, it'll create one on my overworld), all within 5 blocks of each other. Yes, no-one had better shove their "shit" sexuality in your face using sticky static IPs with that? what kind of modem, please tell it's a Motorola. the guy with the sign probably is tho. I see... You are supposed to lean forward when you get a nose bleed... Why should these images be removed ? Add More photos, i know i saw others. Så onödigt, vadför kan vi inte sluta med skiten, är inte 1800-talet längre. I thought you were going to say he went to the netherworld in minecraft. Just because I upvoted doesn't mean I approve For some reason I was expecting some sort of motor home. When I opened it and saw what it was, I reflexively did a real-life No Hey, guy in the superman outfit: I was standing like right behind you but I didn't say hello. My sign read "I FEAR MONGERING". Is there any way I could replace it with ? You actually put a 'red rocket' on the incubus. Yes. With 12 readers and absolute empty... Right. Cause it was so commercialized. A fap trap. ┌( )┘^BeRightBack! why did you just interrupt their romantic time! Of course not! Hahaha yes. I tried a second time while drunk, and the bouncer took my drink away. spez and kn0thing were like You did?! I came here for the Papa John's Garlic Sauce. I am disappoint. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ...that's not very agnostic of you. Try being more uncertain. Good luck not getting arrested with that. no really?............. First time, I laughed. Second time... ** ** I see your 11th tetration of ಠ_ಠ and raise the ಠ_ಠth tetration of . -Look at that child- Are we really going to do this? So long as you were also counted that the Stewart-Colbert Rally like I was, you are forgiven. If not : your giving our secrets away, can't say i approve Finger Eleven. I played my boyfriend one of their songs and got very embarrassed by his reaction ' ' From what I've seen, the people who go against the hivemind typically do so in a very condescending way, and in a way that really doesn't add much to the discussion. That being said, if people who present an opposing argument do actually get downvoted.... You can't disapprove yourself. But you used the term "downboaters". Are you one, sir? If this is the answer, then this is for One Lounge: Don't rain on my parade... this has happened to me on more than one occasion.... That FAQ sure does mention "A Course in Miracles" a lot... ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Sending my password to me as plain-text Well, I'm not too familiar with hyperdrive technology, , but I would guess it's about as feasible as flying through a giant ball hundred of thousands of times larger than the Earth with a core thousands of times denser than steel. product What's up with the extremely preachy and anti-science description? son...what are you doing with that pie... That looks like WebCT or Blackboard. You sure did You deleted your top-level post making the whole bunch of comments meaningless, you comment on my perception of a documentary that you haven't seen and now you call me a troll. Who/whom.... I see what you did there We have a few looks here that meet your needs. You were thinking perhaps of the classic: >> or maybe of the Look of Disapproval ? Possibly even o.O? Apparently some guy went on Cheggit and did just that. I speak French and what is this? you shouldn't pee in your cereal ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ At first I was . Then I was like, "everything went better than expected." oh right. and defecating everywhere. its a great defense move. my cats do it all the freaking time when there is a stray cat outside.... Does it seem unfair that all of the "content" of the book is written by other people, presumably unpaid. They thought they were helping a 10 year old kid, instead, some dude is taking their work for profit. Wow, you sure are tuned on the subject bro . Awesome costume, shame everyone thinks its donnie darko >and then I read the title and was like Thanks, I feel so much better. Jesus Jacket must not be taken lightly. you're doing it wrong then Pics or it didn't happen Loose! Really? Thanks for the tip! Top left corner picture 's this comparison TIL that Eeyore was part of the Looney Tunes aww man the internet give me the . this comic has gone way to far I was gonna say 8. But I live with my grandma and she doesn't even know how to turn the computer on One prophylactic: unused and one... soiled. I looked at the thumbnail and was like Every time I open my door to fight mobs in the morning, THWANG! *jump out of fear* *sigh* I too have a suction cup mount for my Alfa but I use it in my car..... That's not industrial. Not even close. I'm not a Christian in any way shape or form, but combating stupidity with stupidity isn't going to convince anyone of anything forbidden?? I think the term you're looking for is PALLETS! MY MORTAL ENEMY. I wouldn't know. well maybe if you actually played you would be. haha ** ** You take away all their achievements You realize wasting the talent *IS* the joke of the sketch? Or at least it was, now they're depending on the talent that speaks briefly to give their best as the laugh since the premise has been beaten into the ground. ....are you trolling too? When I first heard Stewart and Colbert's reddit brush off, I was just as pissed as you were (without the "he dissed my friend" aspect though, of course). Once I stopped ing long enough to call down, I realized two things: A pre-emptive ** ** to anyone who mentions waffle stomping in this thread... I found Diamond and Gold before I realized what Iron was. Wat. I was merely commenting that I don't have to use alt codes, and can enter unicode via ctrl+shift+u [codepoint]. Makes entering pretty easy. Reddit alien -> Heartless bastard! You just said everything I was thinking Maybe reddit needs a SarcasmExplainer Unfortunately porn has never done anything for me either; I end up mostly trying to analyze it and it becomes a "for science" endeavor more than anything else. >Look of Disapproval -> I was staring at this gif when out of the blue my dog started barking - as he does when someone knocks - and he ran to the front door. I went to take a look but no one was there. Now I'm thinking Jack Torrance is hiding in my apartment. That's not even the same movie. Sir, did you read the article? Huh... I almost never look people in the eye when talking to them unless the words spoken are quite important... never really thought of it as being antisocial, it just seems a waste of time to always have to look at someone while talking and doing other things. Unless we are talking first meeting... but even then after awhile if you guys are truly engaged and doing something it shouldn't be a problem. I'll have to be more mindful in the future to watch for the when doing this. When I hear default shell I think of bash. REPOST You BETTER be bare-assed in back..otherwise you fail at that costume. ALL or nothing, man! All or NOTHING! ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ "psychologist's degree" eh? >@kevinrose: "hide your kids/wife! #giants"... ** ** ...and dream about Al Gore going all Well it's good to know that police marksmen have a sense if humour... I just hope my cynabal doesn't turn into a 64-bit item coded Janitor.... dude! he's wearing a hound dog. It's a kid catching a severed head and treating it like a baseball. High school years. Me and 2 buddies were cruising around after school had let out that day. We're sitting at a stop light. I'm riding shotgun, one buddy driving, the other in the backseat. I had my window down and my arm hanging out. I dont remember what we were talking about or what exactly happened, but i had laughed about something or sang a line to a song or something, and this guy in the car next to us says, "What'd you say? Fat fuck!" (Yes, i was fat[but also "big"]) I look over at him and say "I wasnt talking to you.." So he goes to get out of his car. As do I. Followed by my two buddies. The one driving was 6"2, 225+ and the other friend was scrawny but he had a beard, so he looked mexican, lol. As soon as he saw all 3 of us, he stopped and got back in his car. That day was an Epic Win for us. :) Every time the look of disapproval is used reddit gets a dollar. One page of comments. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ "Nuke the Middle East for Jesus" lol love it! It is a very deep RTFM by any other name, I guess... Yeah, I saw you hop the divider fence, too. First I was all ** ** Replicant.... I disapprove your [look of disapproval] with a . Dezine, don't feed the troll. 5 years old?!?! ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ > Ok fine, you win... void () (); Balls You're just advertising the guy, aren't you? \m/ \m/ \m/ ,n ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Upvotes are orangered. Fire hydrant? There are doomsayers, but it has nothing to do with 2012. its a reference from the movie stripes with bill murray... Exactly. I support gay marriage, but don't make me pay for the wedding. I know what your feeling man, what I hate more are dealers that say call me back in 2 hours. Two hours go by, yeah call me back in 45 minutes. 45 mins later, yeah dude meet me at middle of fucking nowhere. Go to sketchy ass location, yeah dude I just found out I'm all out. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Don't you mean self indulgent carrot? TIL my school blocks poopsenders.com. when i saw the thumbnail i was like prostitute? then i clicked and was like . *Don't stick your finger in there! Oh Crap!* well in Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge there was a cop in indian headress who asks that bubble assed chick with the ugly head about what she uses to get off with and she replies that she soft modded her android to vibrate when she says "ahoy me hearties! Walk out yer plank!"...he gives her this look and says "they are not the droids Im looking for"....hence the meme...do keep up old chap iTunes I also just realized that this was about to happen.... who drives a beetle these days? im looking at you ryconn... And you didn't even upvote her for it? ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ^ I don't think I'd be able to contain my look. ಠ_ಠ^ Stop scaring the customers away, man England: Swastika in career chip. And ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ yeah because i havent seen about 1000 costume posts in the last 2 days or anything. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Probably not all he should stop abusing. How about the last 3 years? Short selling, BP spill, Mortgage crisis (to name a few unregulated disasters). Corollary: the moment you are born, you started degenerating, and slowly dying. Only 22% reported, Reddit. According to the exit polls, 58% of women voted no We don't take too kindly to Colts fans here. Filled to the brim with Republicans. Awesome. A few other kind redditors have pointed this out... ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ <marquee><blink> </blink></marquee> politics + ignorance = . disapprovingly. one of the fathers on that list is Antoine Dodson It's shit like this Steve. If only we could get a on the back of Bill O'Reilly's script. His race played a role in getting black votes. Its not ONLY that he is a Democrat. Also, you spelled Democrat wrong ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Firefox 4 Beta 8? WTF, i'm still on b6 and the beta download site is still distributing b6's install. No tea parties. I do it too, but that's because I have OCD. Oh yeah. Don't forget while they're blaming each other (and their base; Mr president, I'm looking at you ) they are conveniently ignoring the elephant in the room, all the money exchanged to sell us out. long straights leading to very pointy corners We'd be fine if Cros had his imp out and stopped day dreaming about giving Eassias handies in the corner... I draw on my parents That they haven't passed it yet either, and that makes us one of two states to *try* to legalize it. Shouldn't we get a great big for the 48 that are years behind us? You forgot the What's worse is that jumpingjehosophat didn't close his quote Steve. Rapin erbody out here. It's also cheating. I told my girlfriend one time to what lengths I had thought this through . . . she laughed at me Dave Grohl does not sing for Them Crooked Vultures. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ At first I was like: Quiet you.. And then it also came out for the 360 at the same time as a former gas station worker  Okay excepting #3, that's uncommon knowledge? people Hah, my dad is practically disappointed at my virginity/lack of relationships . I think I'm going to have to come out as straight at some point... Never claimed I wasn't said manager... This needs to be best of'd, I just can't figure out what it's the best of. I'm a dude. Link to your profile and/or location? no you aren't, that is true. you are a group of people ready to bring down this site. School shootings happen because children were never hugged. Not even a single mention of MPI? My best first date was my only first date. It was also my worst first date. More or less the same thing 0/0= Sure you didn't, *spunky*-omelette. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ [](/dude"Seriously, don't do that again ") I love playing with your... heeeeeeey... You forgot Python Goddamit One day in high school some one decided that it would be funny to take a cardboard box and write "Bomb" on it. So they relocated that half of the building. The person who ended up doing it was the Principals son... well done admiraljohn! ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ thank you, that completely solved my problem ** ** ** ** ** ** ...yes. Text saved as a png a photo does not make HAHAHAHAHAAH. My parents met at a girls camp. My dad was there as one of the guides and my mom was one of the girls. I think you've all been trolled. Exactly Thats a weird letter. If i got something like this i would be I like curves myself, but holy crap, do not want. Also the black tranny on the "2nd page" was a trap. you don't see the penis until you hover over the image. *God dammit Batman...* ur butt You'll get Big Lebowski as California when you get Prop 19 passed. known for sucking any sort of edge out of songs. Just listen to his float on version. Well... was it? I don't understand why people cream their pants and want to become super best friends with "fellow" Redditors. It's just some stranger browsing a popular site on the internet. We don't have anything in common. If I saw a decal on a car, for instance, I'd just roll my eyes. Just let me browse the site in class without fear of someone peering over my shoulder and caring way too much. There is nothing funny about cats. Yeah, gotta love Sidney Rigdon. Post the URL into the search box before you submit a link. If it hasn't already been submitted, you will be taken straight to the submission page. Otherwise, you get links to the three previous times this has been posted in the last 24 hours. Post the URL into the search box before you submit a link. If it hasn't already been submitted, you will be taken straight to the submission page. Otherwise, you get links to the three previous times this has been posted in the last 24 hours. Post the URL into the search box before you submit a link. If it hasn't already been submitted, you will be taken straight to the submission page. Otherwise, you get links to the three previous times this has been posted in the last 24 hours. inb4 girl on reddit. Or guy with red nail polish he makes fart noises all the time. ಠ_ಠ^ Non-stationary elbows whaaaaat? I think you might be spending too much time in the locker room. Come on "please don't downvote" no No, of course not! It was *HIM!* That part made me as well Fail! spoiler tag for people that haven't gotten that far please HA! I use a pc at home, and just started using a mac at work. When I saw all of the square faces, I thought "man, everyone's trolling this answer, they're just posting the Mac-face version!" and then realized that, it was because I am in fact using a mac that I couldn't see it. There's nothing funny about being blind I always thought the east coast was the more liberal area, despite my state suddenly turning red in the last election I began browsing Reddit as a result of peer pressure. I was advised that the sites I had previously been frequenting were parsimonious and lackluster. I initially disputed this only to eventually crumble and succumb to the beast. Odd. I tweeted # twice yesterday ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ I think someone hated the loud obnoxious Asian kid there.. It means you're on a Mac... I heard he didn't pay his bill either.. I live in a condo and my neighbor uses her spare time to give singing lessons. She is a trained opera singer. Needless to say, I can hear her and her students pupils practicing often... ** ** ** ** I thought you said you would never forget. > The bartender looks at the man that jumped first and says " " Seems quite good in general. I would delete ", you PERV! ". pencilears might be right that it would be better to ditch that joke altogether. she's 13. Her neighbors must be And the worst part is that the chocolate bar they bought most likely wasn't taxed to help pay for all the unnecessary emergency response. Way to go, California. I was going to get him a Bass effects pedel he wanted (and seemed like he was hinting at) until he bought it himself... I find myself neither here nor there with my feelings on most Sam Adams beers. With the exception of the Nobel Pils, which I love, I find most of them enjoyable but nothing to get particularly excited over. That being said, they do make what I consider one of, if not the worst craft beer ever conceived. (I'm looking at you Cherry Wheat ) Already? Is that a... Spice Girls doll on the mantle? Except there was like 20$ unpaid on the bill at the end So you just want to fantasize about the dude getting dead... Yeah, that comic makes every genocide in the world look like daycare. It's all good since you feel all warm and fuzzy inside, so you stay positive? I can not help but wonder if you would think/feel differently if you were present at the Rape of Nanking, the My Lai massacre, or ever personally experienced and witnessed the brokenness of a 5-6 year old child in sexual slavery. as a canadian (vancouverite) i have the right, nay, the responsibility to say " " ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Ok, everything? *everything* on the internet? come on dude. come on. I saw what you did there. How'd you get this picture of me Matt? Why is she so small in the 'perfect' one? I fell for this same link twice ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ What does sounds like? moslem? I remember those days, I wasn't on reddit back then but still I remember the whole ron paul thing. 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I have to say it would make you a kinda shitty person in my mind were you to accept this. It sounds like she is willing to do whatever she can to get her kids a decent christmas present, that alone would make me at least look into the possibility of letting her have it (and by 'it' I mean the xbox ). Who downvoted George Carlin? ┌( )┘ The sun... Tom Cruise eh? At first I but then I lol'd Then you gotta look around at your peers and proclaim: "pop up ad." before you get At no point, including but not limited to a background consisting of beastiality involving your mother, does Grooveshark deserve Vista Yes! That ***IS*** the sad part. Memo did not arrive here sir Shouldn't the arms and legs be pulled off of Anakin? Lego... Would it be wrong if you were a gay guy? Not a single seat belt worn Outdoer. How? I once met 2 people, forget one person's name and couldn't remember whose name that was and called one person by the other person's name. I got a from both people. That page is named FML > Sure. Piece of cake. I think you're incapable of being nice. Your thumb's nail is too short. I can see your thumb guts. I learned vertigo again. Thanks There's somewhere around a 70% chance that this comment deserves a Far from it. Reddit collectively creams itself whenever it sees the look of disapproval ( ). Mmm, you like that? How about some more. My first ever roller coaster. Was 5 years old. Did not know what roller coasters were. Volunteered to sit in the front. HAVE HATED THEM EVER SINCE AGHHHH That's not very be-in-the-moment of you. Not funny or clever. Peanut butter in the fridge? STILL not doctor. Damn, $16 only .80 tax. New York State when i was younger, like middle school-ish, i used to cry when nobody was watching most of the time after i read a novel, ar really any book... it was strange, but i felt empty and lonely, and like i lost a bunch of friends everytime i finished a good story. You shouldn't be driving if you are at a 10. A wild apparent was seen at 4:46 My manager sits behind me at work and she was on a conference call. I hear her say, "Yes, we can schedule something, I'm open all week." I inadvertently blurted out "Nice." I turn around and see . maroon carpet... >My Class: Drunk driving, Came here to give Brahms some love! His three quartets are very nice (since they are the only ones he didn't destroy ). You heard from Glenn Beck? Well that seems fair. What... the... fuck Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon? No, but I do have *Gery Poupon.* This is why they say there are no girls online.. Hey, I'm not a lie!!! My uncle told me the opposite! Dude. Those peacocks are fucking terrifying. I haven't been to the Denver zoo in years, but I can remember.... My apartment is no longer cool. Thank you Then why didn't you upvote is that supposed to be racial? WTF Kinda comments are these? Fucken diggers! I swear You are the definition of . CTRL+f jailbait, no results. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ I like out of all the genius material Carl Sagan has given us, _this_ is what people remember of him. not really, i was a linguist in a squadron full of linguists. i think acts of nerdery were expected so when people found out, they laughed. except the religious diehards, they threw many a at my direction. Condoleeza Rice ? He's about... what? I remember seeing some cops going down on a kid, trying to cuff him. The kid screamed “I CAN’T BREATHE!” very loudly, which made me laugh. One of the cops gives me the , I told him “if he can’t breathe, he surely can’t scream…”; then that cop starts laughing along with me. You're not in the pictures. It is a supertroopers joke.... I went to a used book store today and got the Martian chronicles, the October Country, 1984, fantastic voyage, Brave new world, the latter half of the Robot series and Hitchhikers. Pissed I couldn't Find 2001 (All the sequels were there ), I, Robot, any H.P. Lovecraft, or a proper hardcover version of Moby Dick. Fuck Dem Bitches and tiny ass print of literary classics. Username I put as my name I just got a job QA'ing enterprise software... and someone's made an awful mess down there Reddiquette. He's providing an opposing view that adds to the discussion. Upvotes don't indicate agreement. I'm overjoyed to finally see what a DoD worker thinks. This is the diversity of opinion that makes reddit a place worth visiting. I'm sure it's the diggers downvoting . ...My *mom*. Pedophile I understand (is there even an age limit on strip searches? ), but what does homosexuality have to do with the TSA? Sure it looks nice, but honda ruined what this car could've been. Its slower and guzzles more gas than the original CRX Si. It's heavier, and it isn't as agile. It's more expensive[even with inflation accounted for]. Oh, and here's the kicker: its 20 years younger. As a honderrppp fanboy, they're shaped like strawberries Oh, I really like this: ing The stacking order is BTL in the picture, instead of BLT One time this guy was flirting with me and complimented my bookbag. Then he asked me to buy him a sandwich It's motivation to **not fail when you do**. ** ** I'm not a virgin Oh. This exact thing happened to me, also on a can of mini-ravioli's... I feel your pain. ಠ_ಠ Chef Boyardee, I just can't decide if you're trolling or trying to give advice, because of your last sentence... no votes for now More because you seem to love to judge. Business casual or Ecko (saving rhinos ftw.) God Dammit Poland. I've recently engaged in a bit of multitasking, but it's really just doing everything while reading Reddit. This is a cleverly disguised DAE Just pretend he ended the sentence with ... Fucking shit man, I wasn't even serious in that part . $60? ... My parents are huge Christians. here's where the joke went over people's heads ~~ ~~ NSFW. Holy fuck, redditor for 1 year! I did not need to see that. Like *ALL THE TIME* That explains it all. Thanks! /r/day9 Oooga Booga... Hide button. I love how he says he doesn't rate women, then has his rating system at the end. Oh, and no punctuation made that a breeze to read through too. 2-3 out of 24k... yea, makes sense to ask that question. Okay, I get the "weird funny amazing cool" parts, but who put "hot" in that URL? Next you should make one with humans. I like that Apple keeps the cables neatly corralled inside, too. I upgraded the RAM on a 5-year-old Gateway recently, and I had to disconnect two ribbon cables to even get to the RAM slots. Then when I moved on to install a second hard disk, the extra SATA power cable (which was loose inside the case) wouldn't reach the second drive bay. Goddammit. Jesus, what the fuck happend to my reddit? **Sandy**: Spongebob I have to go there to pick up my mail . Um.. yes you can? If the pirates wore eyepatches (which is widely assumed, if not indeed proven) and eyepatches enable this effect when going below decks, then it is safe to correlate to it being atleast a secondary reason for the wearing of the item. I never said this was the ONLY reason, I simply said that it was true that they did this. Should I of said plausible... would that make you more happy? Stop being so damn critical... talking about naive when I actually gave reasonable evidence for correlation ** ** *** *** true, but, did you read the link? When he turned to look at you, you should have just locked eyes with him and given him ** **. His attractiveness has very little to do with our worlds problems. And this is not a very nice comment You shouldn't kill eggplants. I wish I spoke Japanese well enough to be able to pretend that I can't. This goes way beyond Pretty sure you just made a comment in a thread about someone making a facebook status on seeing a girl attempt suicide Oh wow! Thanks alot man. The Hypnotoad's secret is brown noise with delay and eq. SOON EVERYONE WILL BE PLEDGING ALL GLORY TO THE LAZERFACE that was MANUS with the machine pistols, I got sniped by some dude named somethingsomethingrasputin. This is the most appropriate use of I have seen in my relatively short time on Reddit. pick holder It's an unsecured wireless router that the neighbors feed off and download questionable amounts of music and porn that make the RIAA and FBI go Oregano Taking a reading....... yup, it's 27.6 peta s. *Way* beyond indeed. DAM U! im sittin accross the row from u! She's 12 No need he already has some What's special about the kedage font? I use bitstream vera sans and I get just fine. Same Yea, mark that NSFW next time please. I just raged. God mode style. Dammit. This seems very practical. I dont see a problem with it "Click" was quite epic... I thought it was a comedy No, I meant like this except for troll-face. I'm 43 and just startin' to feel it. I grew a full beard recently and some of it is white. I think it's responsible for making me feel grown-up, but I still don't have kids and think it's weird when people my age have kids (or grand-kids). I tried to track down a friend 2 yrs ago and found his daughter instead (who was legal and kinda cute.) Someone ranked Georgia? You practice real hard to make this face: NO DISASSEMBLE you would recomend MOH? Cat: There isn't. You can follow them in Twitter though 4chan never fails to make me feel like a fatty more accurately the computer scientist would say to shut off the engine and try to start it again. we restart (or rerun or whatever) the thing we're working on when it crashes, we dont stand up and sit back down and hope it's now working Did you really just post a link to a temporary 4chan thread? I can't tell if you're trolling me or simply lacking a sense of humor. First off this was after they shook hands and had a few words, way to capture the very end as they were BOTH pulling away from the shake. ESPN Fail . You just trolled yourself. >I love playing the totally inappropriate and unfounded assumption game I did it years ago by accident to an ambulance driver who was responding to a call. Five minutes later as he drove past heading in the right way he fixed me with these . Clicking? How dare you taint my post. What I want to know: whose idea was it to release the game at midnight between a Monday and a Tuesday? I would totally be there at midnight if I didn't have school tomorrow. now that entirely depends how they went about "bonding", no? As the time he spends in that bar goes up, so does the probability that he'll get a rohypnol in one of those free drinks. What do YOU mean 'you people'? Are you telling me you're not masturbating to these? Hawaii 5-0? I live in Boston "tell her she can't go?" And while playing CoD Body Odor you can earn and spend lots of child porn. Toke and drive? And then finally... comes the 7 7... So was I. I'd have her print out every damn possible answer in here and turn them all in on a nice long sheet of paper with a at the end. How cold? 7:59am I'm going to school in approximately 30 minutes. I know it's gonna be a long day made of goatse and visions of my mom Reaction seemed a bit excessive Women, can't live with em, can't kill em. "Unable to find . Please check that you entered the name correctly and try again" Seems like some of my recent posts are being censored [$]( )[$] I eventually block anyone who abuses facebook really. The girls who LOVE all those shitty apps/quizzes/games. The guys who pretty much RSVP to everything they ever do ever. Oh and lets not forget the people who spam song lyrics and add 10 "friends" a day Old modified image, 4+ years old... Did you just submit a link to a site that links back to another reddit submission? I seriously doubt that red Powerpuff girl is a serial killer Loose! Did you remember to try it? Is it only me of 11 remembers you of: It is "Blu Ray" not "Blue Ray" That's a good way to put it. My mouth always has a vendetta against my brain. I think I manage to hide it pretty well. I see what you did there *sigh* this account has more upvotes than me by only saying " " in every comment :( WHERE IS YOUR FUCKING HELMET MARINE? Men, according to the article, can of course suck it and enjoy getting their balls fondled… it only matters when it happens to women and children. That's feet, y'know. This thread is on Google ads today. Looking at you, Reddit West. First... TL;DR: To this day, I have no idea why people find Will Arnett funny. Editor for decades? Error in the second sentence god damn you make up a *nice* cat story Goddamn I remembered where this came from. This video has 356 up votes and only 333 views What's more is that I find her attractive. yup... those are all the signs of unconditional love... I learned to touch type while chatting in the old school Yahoo! Chat channels, where it was like a free-for-all of scrolling credit chats... If you were a slow typer-er than your chat/response was lost in the scolling marquee of texts blazing across, or rather, up the screen A picture of one. Obviously. Thanks for the extra history!, I heard something about the goons collapsing but didnt know that the entire corp got ninja'd by their ceo. Oh my god but what about Jacob etc etc Curse you. You just made me want to play it so much that I bought it. It isn't even on offer Can afford PC and broadband, but can't afford game I just end everything with "Huzzah!" or " ". There may be some fancy linking verbiage in there but I try to tone it down. I see what you did there. I've got my eye on you, don't you worry my precious, oh, don't you worry... It isn't even a girl and you still can't approach this person in real life? That's like IRL soccer diving. You took a photo. Of your computer screen. Those cupcakes are on the floor... I can't tell if this is a joke or not. -78 karma? I am sure you really are a billionare. I'll take your word for it. >You're supposed to go through the maze...not on the walls... I thought *everyone* masturbated chronically. Demetri Martin I was going to put in what I thought would be a clever quip about your username and how your sister died, but then I read the beginning of that and my brain instantly Here. My family was one of those go to church every Sunday, and children go to CCD for 15 years one. I refused to make my confirmation due to the fact that I did not and have not ever held any belief in a god, and my mother told me that I'm "going down a dark path," and that she was worried for my future. She's gotten over it now, as long as the topic of religion isn't brought up in conversation. Geez, I'm hungry ...Ladies. What exactly are you implying here '( )' what kind of demographic overlaps The Nanny and Californication??? Saving it, instead of spending it on things she herself needed. ** ** We always take our shoes off at my house. Most of my friends are courteous to ask if they should or not, for those that don't, they get until they take them off. I must have this. I'm torn between lolz and thats a girl? You sick son of a bitch. Not NSFW. I had a friend that any time he came across a new drug he would try to smoke it. I watched this dumb ass crush up pressed ecstasy pills and try to smoke it. he also tried 2ce, doc, dom, etc. I didn't really care because he still paid for it. I tried to explain how you can tell if you can smoke something or not but he didn't care. anyways can't wait for this weekend I am going to smoke me some **psilocybin**. > That's the stuff! H stess. Really, two downvotes right away? I thought reddit loved Conan. And Jack White is awesome. But that's just satire! They don't really mean that! ... If he says yes, just shoot him this --> Two words: Sharon. Apple. ** ** EDIT: He said 'neck beard' and 'back-pack'. I smell hipster... Oh, so it's multiple people playing under the same account . Fillers are scheduled up until the end of November. They'll probably go back to canon in December, though they might opt for a few more filler episodes. You can never be sure this map is confusing me...colorblindness Checked the answers and had 365 and 365.24. What really aggrivates me about people going way past the line is that if it is one car in the turn lane at a red light and I am coming up to that turn lane and the light is due to change, that car being out passed the line does not trigger the sensors so we end up not getting a turn signal because the next car in line doesnt get to the sensor in time. She told me I was special. Are you refuting this statement as fact? In-N-Out puts scripture at the bottom of their drink cups You came thinking about penises? She's like 12. More like {{ }} 3 E This happened and was posted a long time ago. Dad? You're still addicted, except it's more like picking up needles on the street, quite unsafe and you only get a part of the hit Mom? Brilliant username... except rock music is a western invention to undermine the Revolution ಠ _ you can just see the on the chinchilla. As a Chrstian, . Oh you raise that Christianity doesn't sexually repress the people and make them feel full of guilt for having natural human emotions such as lust? As a former Christian, . At first I was ????? At Christians along with the rest of the religious nuts, . Chilean Miners? "Three-Year Club" Pretty, but *stupid*. I had one plow right into my RED car, on a 4-lane highway, in broad daylight. TRAITOR!!!! [](/perfect ' ') I completely agree. Just tell him to please stop; don't ask, tell... and it's important you look like this: I hear you like to cry during movies We have signs that say the same thing. In most cases I can just The key is really to fill up one cap at a time and take it like a shot. I bet he required fingernails too. The website is like, stuffed with ads, even with Adblock on. Your parents called you cumdumpster? The worker was entirely vaporized within something called an "Arc Flash". Truly scary stuff, took a mandatory training class about it at work, An arc flash can turn an entire room up to three times the temperature of the sun's surface, in thirty thousandths of a second. Note To Self: Don't work on live equipment. what tv show was this? damn, i forgot already. Of course, it was the black girl who suggested the fried chicken. LOL, what if hes Half human? $3,500.00 for a power cable!! Ours has sprayed on every door, wall and appliance in our house. And he's only 7. Will "Developed Africa" offend everyone from that area? lovely, now u made me even more xDDDDDDDDDDDDD at first i was like but now im like ಠಠ__ಠಠ why is the girl playing with the fake manhood... oh yeah... those kids were fags When do I get to use ?? don't forget; all muslims are terrorists, all white people are racists and all black people are criminals. Yes, it's kind of awesome being the baby of the family, and by a lot. There is a 9 year gap between me and my older brother (the 2nd youngest sibling); a 13 year gap with my eldest sister. But I was definitely an accident. Something about antibiotics while being on the pill... First thought: Yea I love not paying proper attention to two things too! I suspect it's just a small bunch of us refreshing the same subreddits very many *many* **many** times... fuck, I'm Dutch and wouldn't bat an eye if I was told that sentence was dialect from some Eastern part of my country (I'm looking at you, Friesland ) nope, maybe some dialect from a province that couldn't think of a better name for their city (I'm looking at you, Groningen ) I'm not a zta I'm not against piracy, but no need to associate Reddit's good name ( ) with it. A proposal on Remembrance Day? Obama, I am serious disappoint. I'm a Physics student… At first I thought he was holding a strawberry but then I was like How did you find this out? > It's still not. Visited here a few years back, and it was epically awesome, although I reccommend going out of season - damn tourists I'm a web programmer and a web designer with a Japanese fiancee and no neckbeard, hell ye... oh wait, I still live at home with my parents same here and replaced by most of the population in Mumbai There are 3 girls standing there with shirts that obviously say *KANSAS CITY*. Yeah, read my opening post. My dentist was useless. Basically told me he couldn't do anything. fuck, I'm Dutch and wouldn't bat an eye if I was told that sentence was dialect from some southern part of my country (I'm looking at you, limburg ) Wow... except for the age, this sounds like a guy that sat next to me in art class, who had a major crush on me... This brought back some unpleasant memories... Thanks for sharing this with the reddit community it is nice to see someone with down syndrome learning how to use the internet. Even though this is a repost I am going to hang it up on the fridge right here, so everyone one can see your internet find. Oh and I am going to give it a gold star too, because... wow this brings a nostalgia tear to my eye for the 345th time. ** ** Why does the Doctor have major camel toe? My experience so far: This isn't a fucking video game, it's an interactive movie. I don't like books either, but i agree except for the buddy thing, they were chatting right? so it kind of sounds like they could be somewhat friends...eh i suck at talking, i'm just trying to say that calling someone buddy isn't that bad. I'm 20 years old. I've slept with 4 men and 2 women. I was in a committed relationship with one man and we had a threesome with anther woman. Earlier I was in a committed relationship with a woman and had a threesome with another man. Hooray for 2/3 of my conquests being threesomes. In a main mine of mine... *cough* Clever... Thanks for sharing this with the reddit community it is nice to see someone with down syndrome learning how to use the internet. Even though this is a repost I am going to hang it up on the fridge right here, so everyone one can see your internet find. Oh and I am going to give it a gold star too, because... wow this brings a nostalgia tear to my eye for the 345th time. like this: ** **? That was not as inappropriate as I'd hoped. I meet a girl off of myspace with the username of kk[silly crackhead]. Our sense of humor matched up so I'd assumed that the whole 'crackhead' thing was some sort of joke...nah, total crackhead. The worst part is how she only posted pictures pre-addiction. Crack is a helluva drug... For a while there I was excited about the prospect of cougarinfo.org, but apparently it's not that kind of site Today my APM spamming got me into trouble. At the beginning of the match I spam rallys to the minerals. Well, somewhere in doing this I rallied to a worker and went off to do other stuff. When I got attacked, I was like "WTF? No minerals!?". I had about 8 probes following one that was mining. October 23, 2010 You smoked an underwear joint? I was informed after making this post that that also happens to be the gf's family's thanksgiving. In Roanoke. Yeah, don't break the code or you know what happens... Red Wings: And I think I know you well enough to not need to "meet up" with you. ** ** But first, how to trust you?..... Please tell me this means "do not leave class to poop". Because the only other way to interpret that sentence results in Young women running naked off a boat on fire and you're looking at *wood*? Bah, if anything, free easy entry into a market of a good stabilizes prices, not crashes the market; Learn some Economics. I just wish they made the Livermore station instead of another Dublin station. I live equal distance from both Dublin stations What about your axe? See, I usually just heat it up in my hands by just mushing it around while I wait for the strudels to pop-up. :B Also, yeah, fuck the plastic packaging they come in. I hate it when I try to tear one off and I end up ripping part of a different one completely open. Yeah, I abuse people with racial slurs and death threats whenever I have a bad day too. I'm guessing you never rode Amtrak. I once rode from Houston to Maricopa, AZ for the experience. The actual trip was to Phoenix, but apparently that city is too small for them to service. Their coverage map (especially in the south) is a joke. I live 100 miles from the nearest station. The transit times aren't much better than a bus. When I rode, we stopped in San Antonio for 3 hours. It was a scheduled stop. They have one departure time for the route: 9:50pm. This is a human rights violation. Ouch She has the BALLZ to say she was sexually abused! only a mac user wouldn't be able to tell the difference, for shame. It's a HOP to the left! Because you can't get a college degree in prison, right? For added effect : ...what a fascinating username. Check my user name... Gosh, is it a girl? "Ego-testicle?" There's voting? I just did a real-life ...I really hope I'm not as shite as that at parenting. yeah, on the upside I now find myself with a ton of free time I was expecting to have dedicated to Black Ops, which I am spending writing posts about how much I don't like Black Ops One of my English professors would constantly warn us about how unreliable Wikipedia was, and then she would **brag** about how she'd sabatoge articles in her free time, to prove her own point..... Wow... that was clever... I had to look back to see that. When people paint their dog's nails i do this --> Not me, but this weird girl who had a crush on me talked about how much she loved her Harry Potter class. GTR FTW...Been my dream car forever and for years was like when the fuck are they gonna get the min the states. Everytime I see one I wet myself a little bit. I got into an argument with a guy I use to work with (it contract) who said that a vette could beat it. Everyone was like and I was close to smacking him in the mouth and violating him with my keyboard for his idiocracy. Granted this was the same guy who said that slot machines have the best odds for winning. Guy was a dumbfuck... But you didn't Apparently I should be arrested for legally downloading Lord of the Rings Online at school, because the downloader uses P2P distribution. Gladly, you old grumpy bastard. MNET UGHHHHHH. I hate that. So far this season I've lost three games to a combined tune of .48 points. Yes that is not a typo, less than half a point... ** ** Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc Nice try Chris Hansen. Son: ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ I came here expecting to see Shai-Hulud For some reason I thought of longcat when I saw the bird and tried to figure a way to combine Peacock with "long" together.... I didn't even read the title.. I clicked because I click every imgur link That kitchen Looks at cats. TIL: My shit fertilizes my food. I tired her out so well the night before that she barely had the strength to finish the letter in the morning. And her name is Reqine. Bahaha, my uncle uses his bluetooth like that and i always think he's talking to me when i suddenly come into his house... then i realize... Cooking bacon in microwave... . sam-mich. Very mature Lobber... Business in the 21st century look at top post...look at date under clock in lower right to make sure... Meh, I've seen some true stories well-written to the point that they look similar to fiction, but the guy doesn't really strike me as that good of a writer, unless he writes a lot. And if it is fiction, he does that thing Stephen King does and sticks a writer in his story. WAT you **MEANT** carrots GHOSTBU- The cat is aww but many of the youtube comments are apparently acceptable incest is a pre-requisite to be habitable... Someone commented that they thought "I talked a mile a minute for twenty minutes, so I guess I talked the equivalent of twenty miles" was an awesome turn of phrase. I was all Am I going to have to be that asshole who reminds everyone that porpoises are not fish? Very well then, they are mammals . Worked like a charm... Not if you are a dog, who coan type coherent English. If that isnt the case, Underwriters laboratories is not enthused... I was chatting up my friend the other day and made this joke. Her response: For me, Nuketown is only enjoyable when your team stays on one side of the map to keep the spawns consistent; otherwise you'll be killed off again and again by garden campers I was being sarcastic Just use ordinary rounding. If people get riled up over two cents, you can them. did he look like this?: Their logo..... What do the ladies think of them? I know personality/charisma goes a long way, but people (of the opposite sex) without teeth make me ** ** Excelle--oh wait. Hey This wasn't in the special extended edition documentary How could you make this username a throwaway? Yes, thats exactly what I meant A Mac 512k from 1984 that runs on two floppy drives. I use it for old games like Asteroids, Missile Command, Pac-Man, etc. Also love Mac Paint and Mac Write. It connects to my OS9 G4 through Apple Talk using Mac OS (System 3). It still runs like it is new! I think I speak for both african americans on reddit when I say I'm pretty sure that is the best assessment of what a liberal media is. I can remember people telling me that Fox is out of the mainstream. When I mentioned that it is the most viewed cable news network, they said I must have heard that on the liberal channels. In this thread: stereotypical guy responses to a female on the Internet. That's a man's ass Your AMA timing is kinda amazing for me personally. I've just spent the last several hours watching your videos on Youtube. Then I got to the April 1st, 2010 video. At first I was like but then I notice your username and was like :D! Actually, it is my HOA's budget. And no, the numbers don't add up. Oh darn, now what am I going to do with all of this soaps and candles Yes anywhere from 10 months to 15 years. not just any workshop he did say he is doing this to get to his "robot making operation". I think i played you the other day ! HAHA, thats pretty clever for someone over at youtube! .... Does that smiley HAVE to look at me? You know man, I usually don't mind reposts so much. But when the author goes and references the reddit thread in the article... Haha, so often I completely forget the age requirement over there. I assumed they were like 16 or something and I was all but yeah 19, morally a non-issue. Isn't it wonderful. Waffles^ಠ_ಠ^Carrots^ಢ_ಢ^Waffles^ ^Carrots^ಢ_ಢ^LOL THESE THREADS ARE FUN Oh really? I never thought about that. When I took them out of the box and fought using them, they seemed pretty strong, but when I showed my friend his new party of 4 diglets and 2 dugtrios, he was . So about 3 weeks ago I finished the orange juice and put the container back in the fridge as a joke to my dad. Then I realized my sister did the same thing with some recees tray thing. And today I also realized this tray of fudge-striped cookies has had THREE cookies left, untouched, for at least a month. To my fridge (and my dad who hasn't noticed): "Those opposing the bill say, *age old myths*" I believe you mean 9 biggest populations. I can't believe you left out what was probably the most epic thing to happen the entire weekend. I happen to be in high school. You spelled bestiality incorrectly Why do you only have one copy of eight years of your simulation data? I like how the OP worked on this for three hours and saved it as a .jpg. Ah, I didn't see it in there, but after looking again... My sister's doing this right now. Doesn't he feel guilty? Punchline in title. And give us the as we walk by *psssst*... you're on reddit She actually exists, you just haven't found her yet... unless she hasn't been born yet . Almost 3 million people watch WWE? username Mine broke Christmas morning. What do you mean, *your people*?? Seahawks hate. Yep, inbreeding the cause of all of societies problems. I don't You mean zerg is limited in what units of its own it can produce? hotmail.com I want Recursion to give me 3 pizzas too...or was it one? I've had that happen to me before. If a car gets too close to me I will smack their hood as hard as possible with my hand and give the driver a look I wrote to him once, muson never wrote me back. Funky Boss != VVV ...*Danny Woodhead/Pierre Garcon/Nate Washington* I see what you did there Are you the bastard that sees me running for the bus and drives away at the last second? Very classy. Cant believe reddit threatened and passed judgment on this poor girl. Reddit I am disappoint I see what you did there. That is frekin funny. I was the kid that got taken out and beat BTW. Everyone in that video is dead for half a century. ** ** Ya totally, look at all of those elitist posts in r/toronto.. Yeah, because no one ever speaks ill of Obama. Nice work, kid. However, what's the deal with choosing the name MANTAP? Yea, I say another post about that. ...if you live in Mumbai I agree with you on that, I don't really believe this new way of doing screenings is going to help any more than the old procedures did. I just hear so many people complaining about it, yet they aren't suggesting any alternative solutions. There are always going to be people who manage to sneak things by no matter how detailed our screening techniques become, terrorists are very smart and they will figure out a way to take advantage of a flaw in the system. Thanks for an educated response btw, all this yelling on the other posts about this on Reddit are....well.... But the fun in being god wears off very quickly, whereas a slight advantage can give you an edge to make impossible situations merely difficult. Most people are fine with it. When I lived in good ol' Catholic Ireland nobody seemed to give a crap about my atheism besides my mother, but now that I live in the US there seems to be a proper stigma (no, not stigmata ) about it among a lot of people. Probably doesn't help that I live in a mormon-packed area. Bork so lame this didn't get released on ps3 Let's hope the petting farm guy doesn't get any ideas from the safari guy Redditor for... 3 minutes? Nope. Straight as a harpoon, sir. chill out bro i'm just joking... Everyone gets mad because I never use my mic, I'm surprised they haven't stopped using it themselves, but it's mainly people who are high, drunk, "bros", kids or people who take the game way too seriously, where have the social people gone? Oh right, they're doing what I'm doing. Wow...that was not how I expected this thread to end. So true. "I'm not racist...BUT [insert racist comment]". One of my live buddies had the gall to try to defend himself as a non-racist when I called him out on his bullshit. Something to the effect of ,"I'm not racist and I want you stop insulting me like I am, BUT black smell. All of them. I don't know why, it's just my experience.". This makes me realize that if I should ever die while reddit is still popular, I would probably have family members post about it. It would be weird because people would be really sorry and comforting and helpful, then they would check my comment history and instantly turn into oooohhhhhh... related. (high school btw) My psychology teacher said bisexuality was just a hedonistic lifestyle. Basically just sex-addicts. My chemistry teacher told me last week that bi's are half-closeted homosexuals. I am ignorant on whether these claims are true or not and I'm not going to claim knowledge, but I do know that both of these claims are opinions and based on absolute shit of evidence. It's not responsible for a teacher to say opinions as facts. Crtl+F Numbuh Three, not a single comment, i am dissapoint ... yes, because that hypothesis has obviously panned out in other pro sports... \*looks at WNBA, LPGA, women's soccer, women's boxing\* \*looks back at you\* <- scornful sarcasm ┌(ಠ_ಠ)┘^┌(ಠ_ಠ)┘^┌(ಠ_ಠ)┘^┌(ಠ_ಠ)┘^┌(ಠ_ಠ)┘^┌(ಠ_ಠ)┘^┌( )┘^ Why I never... I, I, I am so disappoint. Did anyone notice the top comments? I read them and had a ┌(ಠ_ಠ)┘┌(ಠ_ಠ)┘┌(ಠ_ಠ)┘┌(ಠ_ಠ)┘┌(ಠ_ಠ)┘┌(ಠ_ಠ)┘┌( )┘ scientists for science. Lack of indic font. Did you not know the punishment you would come under if caught with weed? If not tough luck. If so... I met a girl who I thought was into metal when she asked me if I knew any good metal bands. Upon giving her the list, she asked "if they sounded like ICP" The toilet paper roll is backwards I won't downtoke you, but I gotta hate a little Nascar? >Being a karate instructor is not a good way to make money (hmm, okay, I guess this girl has ambitions for the corporate world) ... I make money in Cosplay ( ) I can't help but notice you shop at Rainbow Foods. 3: I almost misread "bile" as "bible" just then… Did you give them this when they told you the truth? Downvotes? Really? For a pun thread? ...You *do* realize that *everyone* has fine hair on their neck and face, right? ** ** Tell me this isn't true! Also, I missed this whole " " meam. Can you tell me where it's from? Goddamn talking advertisements M'kay, you got me. I watched/re-watched everything. The newer videos are great, particularly top 10 Mario Party mini games, minecraft, and sonic (and I noticed you named yourself "YourDick" in animal crossing ). After lightening up to you, I enjoyed the older stuff a lot more, as well. Your stuff is not just funny (your humor is... well, hilarious), but it shows off the experience of the games really well. Not having any inserted background music in the Castle Vania made it clear that it didn't seem to be developed with a real personality to it. Just kinda dull and... like eating plain rice, tasteless. Fun to a point, but nothing memorable. \ / Obviously not everyone fellow redditor who lives in the same town as me Doctrine? Ever tried the Game Corner in HGSS? Have fun playing Voltorb Flip for 223846 hours to get enough coins. Well, it's okay for them to come along; it is not, however, okay for you to be friends with this person Treyarch made Black Ops.. '( )' ┌(ಠ_ಠ)┘^└(ಠ_ಠ)┐^┌(ಠ_ಠ)┘^└(ಠ_ಠ)┐^┌(ಠ_ಠ)┘^└(ಠ_ಠ)┐^┌(ಠ_ಠ)┘^└(ಠ_ಠ)┐^┌(ಠ_ಠ)┘^└( )┐ and removed. What the fuck. NSFW! TBag... What exatcly were you doing in the middle school library then? I like how they dont include the carb content for any of those foods... On one end, it's got that feel we stereotypically assume, but then there's that ****ME GUSTA**** side on the other end of the spectrum which faps for itself. Speaks. For itself. I feel so much better now!! I was terribly misled by your nsfw tag All. Of. Them. They did eventually make a sequel where the man is on the phone doing pretty much the same thing, then his wife gives him the ** ** At first I thought he was asking if we would like cake, because clearly he was a novelty. Then I read the name. Maybe you shouldn't watch them get dressed anymore... Damn! I thought that might be some sarcasm, but it seemed so sincere. I lolled, but then I remembered that I get my pot shrooms in eights I loled, but then I remembered that I get my pot shrooms in eights ebaums... My neighbor ate powered donuts out of a radio DJs buttcrack for wrestling tickets. My neighbor wasn't a fan of donuts, or wrestling. thats not what the tsa agent told me the last time i flew out of SFO I implore you to reconsider. I read that as "Mike about to put it in a 6th grader." I was like Wait, there's a Christian subreddit? Thank god, now I don't have to buy anybody pizza hahahahhaaha that's amazing! i imagine this was their response Hahah, i thought this too!. except i also thought it was Brock, and wondered what he was doing there.... until i realized the character design was the same for a lot of people.... I was with a friend and he bought Paradise and we went to his house to play it. First thing we tried to do was ass-smash cars but we died. Tried it again and died. You may want to consider, as a related field, becoming a psychopharmacologist. They make quite a bit more money, and you only have to see patients for like twenty minutes each. People would also have to address you as "Dr. [BambooTelegraph]", which would be pretty cool. I started drinking coffee when I was 18 months old (no shit, I would just drain my mom's mug whenever she wasn't looking) so I have no memory of the first time I drank it and no memory of life without it. When I was little, adults would actually ask me if my parents/I knew what I was drinking, and I'd just over my cup. You're missing Dune You know they're gonna start selling shirts, eventually. I thought it was going to be a shirt with this on it. I was thinking I'd totally sport such a shirt. The first show i ever I watched with my sisters. The glee club was trying on everyone else image and copying them. Magically they team up with the deaf school and the deaf kids teach them to be themselves. You mean Upright citizens brigade lied to me???? ..... It sometimes has advantages. A girl i know invited herself over a couple of days ago. I was all like . Smoked up, and spent the following 3 hours staring at my fireplace with her sitting next to me all quiet. Never heard from her again. Time well spent :) Furry server ** ** I usually enough at the sign to miss the papers. Getting raped by a fellow redditor probably... The first panel. pretty much. It'll probably quickly get to the House like Rellim said. There should be some rule against this. I don't care if its a bill that will save everyone and make everyone's life better....you shouldn't be allowed to vote on your own bill let alone be the chairman behind the committee voting on the bill .... about 4 out of the 50 top posts on reddit at any given time generally contain a picture of someone out in public with a bumper sticker, shirt etc with the reddit logo or the dumb little face on it. this community revels in that shit Oh, man, I can't wait to switch to Angry Birds during commercial breaks to get more commercials. I did this once but all I got in return was one of these Your sentence hurts the brain. Thanks! I've tried one of those generators before for a class assignment. My instructor showed it to one of his colleagues and apparently there was some offensive content in the text. Maybe the dude was a prude? I don't know. I was given a severe and told to avoid it in the future. If they do a bad job, still have the balloon? you skipped weeks, days, hours and minutes. do I have to do everything around here? der hurr hurr lets put a collection of memes in our video. Will be so EPIC brah! 2 hours. At first i was like... ME GUSTA Then i was like I remember having a peach one in the UK (or something very similar)...i felt violated by the balls as they went down Try explaining this to the you potentially have to deal with Family and boyfriends overlaps... I woke up this morning to be greeted with 3 new inches of snow that were not there when I went to sleep. Whats really shitty is that I have two tickets for Built to Spill in Missoula tonight, and now the girl I was taking can't go because of the snow. My Droid's screen started glitching and this is basically how I got my Droid 2 as well. I didn't have to very much, but I did have a history of 4 or 5 returned Droids due to the headphone jack problem. If you're in warranty or have paid for insurance, this is worth looking into (provided you wouldn't rather have an eFuse-free original Droid). THIS IS NOT DUKE NUKEM 3D Specially when is someone else poop Quicktime doesn't seem to work, but VLC does the trick for me! You *are* using VLC, aren't you? I thought that said "Furry as airport security" and was like they're hiring anyone now. I was eating Hey! That's not a fresh grave! You're mistaking your subjective view of this *specific issue* for some objective truth. Worse, you're also making the assumption that I'm a hypocrite. TIL Bill Gates sucks at Doom. Seriously, 3 shotgun shots to kill one zombieman? That one fish is looking at me... You can have an upvote, but at the same time And CSS 99% of people still have no idea what this meme is. Most likely the person who will buy this will end up being one of YOU! Yes this means one of YOU shops at hot topic. ಠ_ಠ^ i still don't get it Yes... because the Jets are usually the most classiest fans and players of all You can have an upvote, but at the same time Leave a replacement lock? Please include the key.... Furrys Normal? "When you actually see evidence about the boat..." If you know basic .NET (either C# or VB.NET), try opening the EXE in .NET Reflector and you'll see how bad this thing is. The forms are called "Form1" through "Form4", and the .NET assembly is called "WindowsApplication1". The installer has a *debug* build of the EXE and a bunch of .NET Framework DLLs included! ɾ(ಠ_ಠ)^-(ಠ_ಠ)^ɾ(ಠ_ಠ)^-(ಠ_ಠ)^ɾ(ಠ_ಠ)^-( ) Nigfops Especially police reports. Every one of them is true. I've got the same board (Green and everything) but with Randals and Durians. You covered up that beautiful logo with all those stickers. !!!!!!!????????? You NEVER swerve for a deer What are you talking about? I'll take two, please too much If you look closely....you can see that impaled girl's bush. Don't forget ! I was wondering if someone else from UW would see this I hate you... black folks This is the site I use for months now. If it comes down we will hold you personally responsible. Wouldn't r/startrek have been more appropriate? My question for you is how did you end up there? Noam Chomsky disapproves this message. ( ) That wasn't the point I was making at all. I couldn't find Sesame Street. If this is from ohio, I think I know who these people are... At first I was like , but then I lol'ed. Well count yourself lucky, I live in Britain and today one of my teachers abandoned the curriculum to discuss the royal wedding . Oh noes, not the downvotes! plz dont dent my karma score, what will I do without it? What will I do with it?! You're an observant man. No you don't. i went to my inbox and saw the 'sure' and was like 'ah cool' then i went here and saw the face. Because that shit's impenetrable, after all. You left *water* in that glass?! some ungrateful ass hats used the codes and didn't reply. Obviously, all of those women are dancing by themselves and there is only one dude hanging out... Uncle Iroh. oh yeah, that was really redundant of gamefreak. There's a whole host of sweet fire types in fifth gen, like fire/ghost, fire/dragon and fire/bug, but the starter had to be the same thing we've seen twice already HEY! hands off my baby They all look like..... I thought the lady in green was pissing on the floor then I saw penis. * * Its comforting to know that everyone is being disrespected this bain't twitter That registers a solid 9.8 on the scale, good sir. No... I fucking love it. I was going to have pizza tonight. You guys get the collectors edition really cheap though, about 70 USD or so I heard. The West has to fork over 130 bucks for a box including a fucking sculpture. You sir a great a noticing purses.... Great news, shame I just hit 80 last night and didn't have this before ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Finished that game about 6 times Nobody should be downvoting anybody for expressing their feelings or opinion! I myself had to fight the urge to mention the glaring grammatical error in the title of the post.... Was that for a class? If so, that's pretty cool. If not, . Because I always thought the perk of an auctioneer in Daralan was awesome, and losing that just makes me wanna . True... but we all know the who it was... Keep the tube... Wait, you've watched it more than once? .... Hmph, now that i understand it, it wasnt that funny at all . yeah I wasn't aware Starcraft was in need of saving I find it odd how so many people have an issue with males playing female characters in a video game. I choose a female character type in every video game I play, when the choice is given, for the simple fact that if I'm going to be staring at the back side of somebody for hours on end I'd prefer those pixels have some nice curves rather then some man cans. Though admitedly it does make getting hit on by male NPCs a tad awkward. "SUGAR DROP!? Say what!? Oh right, the boobs..." Yeah, every time my skateboard gets wet I have to re-griptape it. There are IMO's in KC and Mid-Mo, too, ya know. <sarcasm> </sarcasm> Especially if her name's Sarah Can NOT be unseen sounds drastic ... but it just might be crazy enough to work! why?! why would you put that as the title?! Haha, I read that quote a while ago and I didn't feel one way or the other about it, but in a recent interview he said Paul Simon was a better songwriter than Dylan. the point is all random all middle.. thats the point.. At first I was like, oh college, and then I was like like . I find it quite depressing that if you type "Kobayashi" into Youtube, the top 10 results are for Takeru Kobayashi, hot dog eating champion . It's a 9.8 on the scale because of how utterly *weird* it is, even for a dream. You haven't read the bill. And you're right, wanting the government to protect its citizens from things it already considers illegal is "narrow self interest." Free drinks amongst men is a big time faux pas ahh yes the power outlet I dont know why I didn't think of that before. I guess all that netflix I watched was just a figment of my imagination I totally thought that was recent. But a quick google search reveals many articles from this time last year. > Free drinks amongst men is a big time faux pas No Dinosaurs soo many comment but only one upvote Michael Bolton disapproves. I just had my exam on reactions this past Tuesday and thanks for bringing back the paranoia and frustration. I lost it when he got up for the hug and his expression went from to :D in 0.4 seconds. My girlfriend's just started having surf lessons... Altar And you are apparently illegal Ivan Ooze?! This article is poorly written, the author is biased, and obviously isn't educated on the topic. It saddens me to see this on my front page, especially from /r/space. Paradox Did you sap my sentry? The Bitter End is nothing close to a hole in the wall, it's a tourist/bro bar two blocks from the MAX tracks with seating for over 75 people Learned this in my grade 9 Science class. Once I got an OKC message with, "Let me see..." as the subject line. I clicked on it (naturally) to see the rest of the message, and it was, "...that tight ass that needs to be ripped up." ** ** Agreed, but I think that racism is on the rise. Racism isn't anything new in Scandinavia, some of the older generation are pretty racist. My grandad calls black people 'negroes' . I jus tbusted out laughing in the cafeteria at work and had to explain the reason for laughter to a group of old men, I got a bunch of s I did something like this in the sixth grade with a small rubber hat to one of my younger brothers toys. I used it like a suction cup and the only difference is that I placed it on my forehead for a good fifteen minutes. I had a nice purple hickey on my forehead and yes it was during a school week... Good times Well the blonde chick certainly doesn't seem to know. Neither does any of her family for that matter... whoa, wait a minute here. I'm not supposed to do all of my tasks as root? Yes. It's the third post in the front page of /r/atheism. Oh man you guys, I just watched jesus camp; let me make a post on reddit and tell everyone how much I hate christians! Because, you know, we don't have enough threads like that. I installed it, and it put an icon on my desktop ...and? Oh, is that it? That's your contribution to the discussion? Alright then. - hey this is fun. Yeah I guess we don't really need to take part in the discussion, let's just dump on other people for no reason. I'm with you, bro. Who else can we go randomly pick on while having no knowledge of their situation regarding English-language nativity? Know of a good board where we can go and feel smart and superior together? I'm into it now, guide me bro. Help me better myself by belittling others, let's do this! Hermmm... this article makes a few interesting (but already well-known points), but towards the end it seems like the research was done primarily through watching The Social Network rather than looking at any sort of larger data. Bunk psychology at best Our last president Obamacare. Close enough, right? What do you mean, "you people"? Did you just pee yourself? My reaction to this video: Windowed mode I must agree with the on that comment.. I think you look awesome :D you're not living up to your user name So the people are getting fined $11,000 for not taking their flight and ~~going home.~~ Redditor for only 15 hours ...born after 1993 I see multiple profiles would be nice. instead of just silent and ring. being able to keep emails/texts to silent, and vibrate if the phone rang would be awesome. but I don't want to have to change every setting every time. I know there's a program called myprofiles (jailbreak only), but $5 for something that every other phone does naturally is ... . *redditor for 3 hours* Your username precedes you. I just hate it when suddenly food is being picked off your plate...right after she just ate. So you're saying r/Seattle is just for downtown and not for the surrounding area? Its turning into a swastika Hey, my girlfriend loves to game too! We must have found them at the ends of the earth. I barely saw mine for about 2 weeks straight after Fallout: New Vegas came out, and then she transitioned straight into COD Black Ops. Let's just say I haven't been getting my "needs" taken care of very much recently.... "As a man, you want to be in control, and you can achieve this by dating a dumb girl. For example, a girl from Long Island." --I live above earth in a big rocket ship You are ADORABLE, and your pic (Frownin') clearly deserves more upvotes. I honestly don't even know what I was going for here. showing off your hot sister on reddit → I read this as Diablo III. For some reason, adding "→ ಠ_ಠ" to the end of a phrase → makes the preceding phrase in a different font. Wow → WHO'S CUTTING ONIONS!? *Hey,* you didn't withhold your opinion at all! I hope that was intentional. Four gigabyte hard drive? Yeah. I saw the first one. Then the 2nd one completely changed the tone of the pictures. :D I see this every day on the LIE ip banned from a video game. i have a bunch of people telling me i can do it and can't do it and i dont understand.. leaving where? Apatosaurus I'm okay with Amy and Rory, but I have to agree about River Song. My *god* is she obnoxious. *"Spoilerssss"* I was standing outside a nightclub the other day with a group of people my age (early twenties). Someone made a joke about Communism and someone else goes "relax, there haven't been any commies since the 70s." I instantly went Seriously, here I am in my toga and pileus setting up my lectisternium at the temple to Saturn and here are all these barbarians with their decorated tree alters to their dead god or whatever. Barbarians I tell you, barbarians Just sayin', three out of three were cheating skank ass whores...and two out of three were "good Christian girls" so you might not be missing much. Clearly, you don't work retail. It's worse than Foxer's marine rush. #4 may be true, but you better be old. Tubthumping in MIDI That's unless we're here to make plastic, in that case we're doing **GREAT**! LOL yeah Seymour was trying to kill Ben by shoving his nasal cavity up in to his brain, I'm sure that was the plan all along. You didn't? 5 months ago? i wasnt even on reddit til about 3 weeks ago. this is awesome. Who the hell downvotes otters? I considered being an RA but missed the application date I've had a job on campus working in the production studio that runs the shows for football and basketball games. That, in addition to the freelance design work I do, has allowed me to be almost 100% financially independent outside of them paying for school. It makes me feel a little better knowing that they don't have to worry about those small, extra costs that are rarely considered in the cost of college. you two are girls, right? ...*moobs* I'll violently ride YOU to death I would toss down a beside an incorrect answer. ** ** That's right, creationists, humans are animals too! * * ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ At 54 he married a 17 year old. That's not edit yes I know, but if you don't get understand it initially, time travel is very finicky and hard to process. I only said that so he wouldn't ask anything else. Wikipedia does not mention Horus' Crucifixion I was enjoying my nice meal until this never a frown bit early for christmas isnt it??? And they closed the registration again, until further notice.. again... I feel like i'm being watched. Was your response and walk away? How do you know Title ideas: Discord. Autonomy. Yeah, I'm under-21 and work in DC, it really sucks when people invite you to have drink and the place cards at the door. BTW Dengar, thanks for yelling out loud that I was 19. No, because he was actually Jesus. this looks shopped. \/ \/ i dunno. I'm sure if McCain was president, Rachel Maddow, Anderson Cooper, and so on would be so doing that. Good novelty accounts don't have to point out the fact that they're novelty accounts. 2 killstreak Yea that's the thing he just stares. Or sometimes he'll go in for a sniff Google search with safe-search off reminded me that Rule34 exists. Even for your favorite cartoon show, Dexter's Laboratory (\/) (\/) I was actually quite a fan of the original modern warfare. Then they shrunk the maps, made the unlocks *essential*, and removed dedicated servers. Then I was all But that would mean... the blowjob was from... to reiterate: Orly? I heard he shot himself in the face. Automatic... sex dispenser. "I wouldn't want you to *see* what an awful dancer I am either." And modded FALs with stopping power. Your level of comfort rises after the morning alarm goes off? ... What the hell, it kinda does. "I doubt she thought *twice* about it." LOL - What does this have to do with being white? Shh! It's a flagella, sir... Now that I think about it, I had a friend steal my fucking Charizard too. BRB GoD because chinese people dont have "duels" with guns. . common fact: more like a western cowboy thing 400 downvotes. We should split from the rest of the reddit. Ents should not be able to downvote. Physically incapable!! Never seen this post before. Hello, guy. Fried food for breakfast, lunch and dinner? I'm 90% sure the one with the chainsaw is a man with breasts and I thought the 12 I had when I woke up was bad fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu I lost the game. I believe it deserves one more: 3 years old, crying my eyes out for some reason. My granddad giving me the . are those... pubes? Her royal majesty needs a fishbowl helmet. Come on, man! This is space. Dude seriously... At 6:30 in the morning? this happened to me, too. Cole meaning coal Exactly! 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It's normal to us, but if you asked a normal well-adjusted human being you would get a serious Earn your stripes by actually improving the situation, not bombing the shit out of other countries I'd forgotten about those. Thank you. In physics class in 11th grade, we calculated how fast a marble should be going after rolling down a slope of a fixed length and height and off the edge of a table of known height and used that with the known acceleration of gravity to calculate how far from the table it should land. That marble did not land where it should have This is the worst one I've ever read. I mean you could have at least got rid of the enormous white space around the picture. Tell *me* about it. Almost makes me forget the fact that they weren't willing to fix or even acknowledge the problems with my iPhone 4. LOL is also frowned upon. It's my name. The skin Northeastern US (Detroit ) accent = lame. They've been here 27 days. Many are to be given in recognition of their ignorance. Please someone tell me how to see these, I've never been able too see one. minus points for the phrase "at le work" Featured, eh? When I was 15 me and my friend were high. We were both on his bed and I was sitting. For some random reason he laid his head in my lap and I got a boner and he gave me the look. I didn't know what to do so I rolled over and went to sleep. We never spoke of it again. I see you broke reddit Strategy guide? Naked Guy + Assless Dog = they prefer the term "east asian" I'm not sure whether to appreciate the upvote or the sarcasm. Hivemind! No Lovecraft. The Best part about cats is having everything about them reposted on Reddit once a week. Yea, my thoughts exactly. I was like, "Francis? " I am the only Paula I know under the age of forty Entire joke in title ** ** Bullets are small. And can travel at speeds less than a second. How's that for **tiny** and **one-second** fears? Yes I am. Of course based upon the list given by the OP (jokingly of course ) I have no chance in hell in attracting anyone my age because I'm a whiny shrew who won't let you play Xbox. Waaaambulance time for meeeeeeeee! Well then..... Fuck Yeah... You left out my middle name and I am not amused cockpit? Is it just me, or is Santa Lulz at giant GPL copyright notice for throwaway two-function code snippet; almost longer than the code. So om nom nom was from cookie monster and is from bert. What other memes are from sesame st? Poke a little bit of fun at me/make a bad joke/something and then when I turn to give you a playful , smile at me all charming-like. Gets me every time. Laozi once said: The *ಠ_ಠ that can be spoken of, is not the constant * School today What's up with the swastika? wait a second.... reddit is free.... Canada isn't a continent Plus the two are supposed to be semantically different, particularly across an entire site where element.class could be styled the same but be in a completely different hierarchy. Berners-Lee frowns on OP The first "magic eye" picture I have EVER been able to see in my entire life... was that second link. We used that turd at my old job I have watched the industry for 30 years from the perspective of a supportive spouse of a financial planner and retail investment broker. I have seen some dirty hands up close and I understand the language of creative opportunism. The current state of our economic affairs is not reflected in the individual or institutional integrity and altruism of saintly finance conscience. Gran Turismo - The realistic driving simulator Fried? That looks raw to me I'll be in Egypt with my parents, brother and sister. It's going to be a blast for 7 days, I just can't wait to be asked what intership I applied for, and what Master Programm I plan to attend, during all this time I always htought it was stewie... ( ) The "Enlarge+" button on the thumb... You lost me at scanner hands+poo+soap= soapy poo hands there, pic #16 up and left....... Not sure how discreet that would be Broken glass on my living room floor. I think it's because bdf-unifont only works at some font sizes. I had the exact same experience as you. Eventually, I just uninstalled bdf-unifont (partly to get to work) and I have most unicode characters I care about from the other fonts anyway... Good lord why didn't you use the NSFW tag. I opened that in a public place It could do without that music bed. Even *Shades of Gray*? It's sad that the thing was ddossed very shortly after Carpenter jean loop. True, California bud definitely doesn't go as low as 5 euros/g ($6 USD! ) Those rows aren't perfectly straight " Fruit roll ups are for reach people Tasteless." Why can I not find these with the google with the internets? I am thankful for reddit! Duct/Duck tape is srs bsns Nice. It still doesn't have , but it's quick and easy to remember. Thanks. I read it three times. indeed. Is it one lane or two? Right turn only, left turn only, right turn only, left turn only. Dormont should be killed with fire. At first I was like , but then I lol'd. I wouldn't call them rich, look at how old that laptop is. And then they have sumo bags instead of lovesacs or better yet a nice couch. Also cheap TV stand and their companion cube looks to be made of paper mache If you can't say anything nice, then STFU. HIS PARENTS ARE DEAD!! Being a redditor for less than a minute, I'm honored to see that your first action as a redditor was to leave this comment. Thanks! If the other comments in this thread are anything to go by, you're hitting the shops for all the most well known mainstream titles. You can't lose don't you mean $700-$1100 a month for rent? You wouldn't happen to have the bad fortune of not living in US or Asia? I got all excited, downloaded the game, put up with the ridiculous browser based install only to get a cryptic error message. Some googling later - oopsie - you can't play, Europe This looks like motion capture footage for the infected I am Jimmy Fucking Wales and I disapprove of this Everything. No shipping to canada? If you're looking for something to take to school, I would check the battery performance also. Someone in the Amazon reviews said this thing only lasts 2 hours with light use Sounds well reasoned, but you'd need a coordinated team to go with this strategy since Phreak hasn't brought it up yet How do you treat your power cords? I hope you don't take pick up your laptop and spin it over your head by the cord I liked the fat blonde that gets her salary by wobbeling about in place while holding the belongings of this woman, and doing her best to ignore her. Those are tax dollars well spent I thought the other two were Pokeballs? Or do you literally mean 'heads'... Awwwwwwwwwwww how cute.lol I just hope it wasn't a bunch of dudes lol i am disappoint. Redditor for 5 minutes . Facehugger My Father wore a Fox News t-shirt.. hands down the best use of the face I have ever seen. If I had a boatload of upvotes I would shower them down upon you in the most sexual way I can fathom. Someone just laid down a very appropriate . Nice idea. Shame the thumbnail is of a lamp okay, it was entertaining for a while, then it got all too much I had to go offline My grandpa who is in a assisted care facility said he likes his nurses how he likes his coffee ... hot and black America is the world. And the world's language is English. I don't like it. Wow Rico, you're a genius!! Your plan worked! What's step 2 again? Oh, yeah, we'll just match the IP addresses to their server locations, and then nail all of em! You and yet you post. Probably the best use of I've ever seen... I was 5 seconds away from googling 'broom-rape' Uhh..not me. I swear. I haven't seen that guy! I swear! At first I was like, , but then I read your post and now I'm all xD. ** ** There's a great possibility of a living room to get on fire. You have yet to be bothered by your conscience because of lack of action, and for trolling about it, if something bad does happen. Ohhh, miss universe has received entrants from other planets alright. I'm almost always listening to music on the tube. Twist is, I'm not trying to - it's people with their iPods on full blast subjecting me to their taste in Ke$ha. You know what to do... Slipknot? I love these Penny Ar.... Oh look, aliens invaded London.... *again...* It's Ice Cube... there some nasty shit on youtube folks, mostly involving invertebrates but nevertheless sickening. On the first day of decaf everyone in my office would go *sip*.....*stare at cup* "This. Is decaf." Nice try Skinit.com Marketing Director I want it. (6) I was eating. *Manchester*. There you go. That logo is slightly more bearable than the other Every Christmas my mom's mother-in-law always buys her clothes that are L or XL. My mom is pretty petite (S and M). My grandma's excuse is always that my mom "has long arms" so she buys the bigger clothes for the monkey arm length. Last Christmas, however, she bought my mom a large vest At first I was shy and tried to pin it on someone else, even pretended to be disgusted. Then I realized most people don't have the balls to voice their discomfort. Like when in a bookstore I'll go stand next to someone reading something and rip a stinky one, about 20% of people will leave while giving me the , the other 80% will stay and endure it. No one has ever told me to fuck off or anything. I've grown bolder and my next goal is to rip some loud ones so people will be 100% sure it was me. How dare you call Dan silly. NotTheDude, you need to relax, especially in r/Buddhism Who stole my dog! So many pics in link. *** *** My boyfriend once shouted, "THE MOON!" right as he came. Would I need a car to get there? If I go I'm flying east coast to west coast and may not even have my license then. >This is like waiting for someone to post the word "waffles" on reddit so I can be the first one to make a joke about it Is that...foil in your bowls? No, it did happen to me. My coworker was the mastermind behind it. He saw the original post on f7u12 (he's the one who got me hooked on reddit) and decided to fuck with me while I so kindly went and picked up mexican food for him. Lefty here. Turn it upside down. I was eating. You mean pan right You used to work in community protection (CP) but child porn (CP) was your first thought? I think you deserve a Shoot them from 2+ directions at the same time. Somehow, the empire can have 100's of droids fighting the jedi, but they never figure out that the lightsabers can't deflect lasers from several directions at once. Hmm alright. I saw a Kenneth Cole peacoat that was something like $225 was selling for $80 after I spent all my money Make sure to give her some of these if a trap is suspect I agree. This all what you could come up with?! "Sloppy code"?! Dude! It's a long document, try scrolling to "California". Hey, HEY! That was his sister? I thought he only had a brother.... While awesome (and not to be a killjoy), I believe the BATFE would classify that as a fletched pipe bomb, and would prob. give a serious RepRap - i.e. Rapid Replicator? the 3D Printer??? DAAAAMN! I would have loved to have seen that! now why didnt you post on r/London about that Don't fucking downvote this guy for asking a question, answer him or move the fuck along. I love this version of Hear my train comin'! Regular Notepad has find and replace. Even worse, they downvoted rdmorley for giving him the correct answer herp derp lets make a furry social site to compete with Facebook.... oh wait whowantstoknow posted 50 minutes ago. peacock-apocalypse posted 57 minutes ago. Why does everyone misspell Gandhi??? Yes, I remember that. =( )= Don't complain about Cleveland's winters, I live in the Northwest Territories. Son, I am Demand this expression -> Really? "VAIN", "VEIN" So I just found out there's a BTN twitter... So much for not posting the domain name. redditor for 1 hour I agree with Daniel. cannot be unseen.... I didn't know TSA was win worthy How did you think posting this on Reddit would go well? this is Hilarious.. I love birds.. they are so bipolar in their moods. I have a pet cockatiel here and he goes from :D to in moments! Super Fill-Up ( ) I just did The word "security" is not mentioned once... phone says its 6:34 You sure that's expanding foam in that coke can there? Because it's in the comic. Warcraft I punched the leaves and a sapling fell out. I listen to music really loudly on the bus because I can't hear too well, and when I put Gorguts or something similar on, I get the most classic looks. Lots of this Sure I am One Panini please. Star Track GO train! ..I don't know why I'm excited about seeing this, I hate the GO train Assuming a cat has 9 lives, after 18 half-life cycles, there would be ~3.4*10E-5 cat lives left. Then again, if we assume the number of lives can only be an integer, the number would round to 0 lives = close enough. > (I am even dating a theist studying theology ) You must be right then No really... Don't have kids. Or you'll die. > You mean this look: ? Dude, don't pay for porn, please. The people that pay for porn are the ones that get more porn made. NO! It was an irritating cliffhanger. I did this: That's a Euler diagram In my case, being knowledgeable and candid about sexuality just fed into the rumors (which I only found out about years later) that I was purportedly an avid Satanist. Just imagine a vegan going, "Fuck you if you say my beliefs dont line up with vegan dogma, its what is in my heart that count and my heart is vegan." Then they promptly eat a pound of beef followed by a glass of milk... No clan, but you can have my spot in the reddit steam group. I ditched it the other night after everyone found out they could post announcements and spammed them. Doofus. The tips require you to use a computer and sit down and stare at your computer... ** ** You better be gone stab stab stab stab stab stab eyes up here buddy I smell a racism.. You mean you didn't copy and paste? Same here. I'm always a gentleman about it. But there's still a tiny part of me inside that can't help but think Is it me or does wikileaks seemed to be centered around the U.S.? I'm happy that they are revealing these documents but where are the other countries? Also, I can't access the website freaking U.S. government blocking my right to read what ever i want to read! It's the original hello world. > Well played, Raven Software Not Jon Lajoie. Interneeeeeeeet! Oh boy...I just can't get enough of the fat, stupid, lazy, obnoxious American jokes. Man, you obviously have no idea what it takes to make a game. Good grief, and I though that Brennivín was hardcore. > Man, you obviously have no idea what it takes to make a game. Do it I thought it was supposed to be ironic... if it isn't, 1. Law_Student made a joke, that you misinterpreted as a serious. I pointed out it was a joke, and you tell *me* not to try stand-up? That makes sense. It was punishment... he forgot to point up to god after catching one of his touchdowns. Thanks! When I was looking at all the responses I was like . If I knew how to build a computer I wouldn't be asking this here... Well I voted, in Firefox. Then In IE. Then I deleted my cookies and voted again in IE just to make things a little more accurate. First lady of Spain What is this video doing in my r/pics! .... Did Ronaldo just push Pep? > Good Do- Glad that had a happy ending! The drowning element of it reminded me of this time when I was about 3 or 4. My parents were gardening, and suffering from caterpillars munching on their plants. They knew I'd have a hissy fit if I saw them squish them so told me that the caterpillars wanted to learn to swim, and directed me to a wheelbarrow full of rain water... Thank you for wanting a smaller government, Palin. Money = success Does this face look serious to you?! ** ** Punched through the glass on a crt? Oh. You're not kidding. A few more items like this, and I'm gonna start thinking I'm the goddamn batman. Oh jeezas, I had to argue with my housemate who claimed that if I kept opening the microwave door before the microwave was done doing its thing, over time I would get exposed to enough deadly radiation that may cause cancer later in life. I can tell you one thing. They don't have General Tso's Chicken. what did I just watch?? Aw fuck, I'm subscribed to one of those channels. Have an upvote for letting me know. Gif? Aw shit, typo in my title "Screaming and yelling *doesn't*" I'm honestly not sure which one is more disturbing; either way I'm sure one or both is going to make an appearance in one of my dreams tonight. c'mon man thats my line I checked your post history to see if you were a virgin who posted a lot on r/mensrights and I was right! The real world's not that scary, the worst reaction you could expect from talking to a lady is , and that's really not that bad. Am I really the first to compare its visage to that of a pineapple yeah, and the real # on natural unemployment is more like 12%, not 5%. When that dog grows up, it'll realize it should have been worshiping the aliens all along I collect rubber ducks, and everyone always asks me if one of them is a vibrator. What the hell, ruler buyer guy/gal? You buy a ruler from Amazon? One ruler?! I am only replying to say that I hate you for rekindling my obsession of playing with these sandbox toys. I think you owe me for current and future lost productivity. western Italy that is just creepy I think by " ", he means, "I'm not that awesome". second one made me think of anal beads Upvoted for sheer tenacity to expect 5+ years experience in an OS only ~2 years old. Get away from Commercial Banks and go the route of local savings banks or a credit union. The biggest mistake I ever made was switching from a local savings bank to a commercial bank. Got screwed with fees and restrictions (apparently you are only allowed to withdraw money from a savings account 3 times in a month or they automatically switch it over to a checking account carrying a monthly maintenance fee what kind of crap is that *BofA* ). Then they gave me a big problem when I wanted to take all my money out and close my accounts, telling me they weren't allowed to let me withdraw my full account. After about an hour of back and fourth I finally got my money out and went right back to my old savings bank. Now when I need to get money from the bank I am greeted *by name* by the bank tellers who happily assist me with whatever I need. As spammy as this may be I've been too happy with them to not tell other people, the bank is Hudson City Savings Bank, it was rated as one of the best managed banks in the country by Forbes for 3 years running. I've been with them for a total of 23 years of my 27 year life and I will be a lifelong customer. Needs more Betraying your country is what you call patriotism ? it would be nice if actually displayed as such on a mac instead of something like this The LoTR one is annoyingly incomplete. Sam, Legolas and Gimli all end up in the West. Someone hasn't read the appendices closely enough Gah! You said 'loose' twice! It's 'lose.' Some guy asked if Kartika was the best name I could come up with, like I made it myself. username ... When did Sarah Palin start thinking? Great job guys, troll him. That's really going to help the OP out. That's seven. I feel like I know you too much already before even meeting you He is the face of disappoint! I had noticed. No kidding, I keep getting timeout errors when i try adding the PPA, and Omgubuntu is down. And that's where terrorists come from I am from New Hampshire so I stay at home for the maple syrup What's ironic about this is that I tried viewing the link from my school's computer and it blocked it... The entire internet. I'm not going to be like NSFW ads. ...POWERpuff Girls. Your aunt is awesome! your cooking skills . I was eating. Default Photoshop Outer Glow Colour Dammit I typed it out before seeing this. 30 seconds of my life I will never get back. You're not the real BlueRock. nice try, Mrs. Clinton I think Ant32bit is referring to the fact Twonky seems to have a DLNA server built in, which the PS3 likes (because it apparently doesn't like much else. Sony). It runs as soon as you install Twonky on the phone. I've been playing with the client side, it seems to be able to see my DLNA server just fine. Can't view videos, pictures are artifact filled for a minute, and music takes longer to buffer than the song itself. So it's not your home server. removing scratches when someone manages to crash a shopping cart into my car.... So you're the reason why my turbo takes so long to spin up. I dislike grammar nazis, but confusing *are* and *our* is just unacceptable. Cue several submissions of "No, Fuck everything about THIS level!" I'm currently doing the same thing with a hoodie. I looked over a few minutes ago and freaked out thinking someone was in my room. Am I allowed to disregard your point of view because you user name and succeeding comment left me with disappointment? i have answered many questions with a firm and well timed same music as inception You're probably just drunk You're probably just reddit troll account Creep Ignite This bear has seen her tibbers. I spent a few hours last night pillaging mob spawns with my friends, and we went sailing for miles and I made a face at the top of the natural world (no cheating, just lots of mining up a cliff side :D). I am taking control of my destiny. "I'll tell you when you are done microwave... You and your buddy clock don't tell me shit." I think I just got trolled I've developed and maintained a dota/warcraft remapping tool, got about 2.000.000 downloads... about $100 in donations (it's called dotakeys) Don't post shit from tabloids. It may be good information by fluke but they have terrible journalistic standards in general. This should NOT be on /r/science I had it in my cart and was attempting to buy it and the servers wouldn't respond. I refreshed for like 15 minutes to no avail. When it finally came back the item wasn't in my cart anymore. Drat, it won't let me make a shirt. *Who asked you to join in?* Jane Eyre is "early British Literature"? One drink per hour? oh thank god that the thing we're talkin about in this picture. I noticed it and then thought: "naaaa that's just some airport machinery chit that's supposed to be like that, OP must be talking about the on the vehicle at the bottom left corner of the pic". This is the only good excuse to turn away Wikileaks. To NeilaTidder: decent? its a press of the mold of the cookie cutter 49ers Or my "wanna mate?" texts... I see what you did there It's all fun and games until you have to un-pee. Ahhh! I see it now.... You saw a right-winger's profile on *Facebook* (\*`grumble, grumble, `) and thought r/@ would *love* it? \*`grumble, grumble, ` You have five too many upvotes ... Dwarf Fortress has an Adventure Mode I found the new maps to be too 'open'. More than once it was a simple sniping fest. PS3. I don't think it will happen though. My wife gives me one of these when I ask for it.. Cool, I'm from Caesarea. We're practically neighbors! Blue Bus hummus tastes kind of...sulfury though, not a big fan. Tahini is a superior foodstuff anyway. No kidding. This comes up in every one of these threads, and if someone did that to me I would them so hard they would never forget my name again. Are you implying pixels are free? Nice addition of the Thanks for throwing off the curve That's not what AKA means Out of stock... Damn you and you Woopi quotes Wasn't too cold for the pizza guy... But never hilljews. What if you're 40? Using state of the art technology and science to create a theme park that denies scientific evidence contrary to what the theme park is about? It's . Sorry. I just thought the story would be good on reddit, so I just brought it over. The dog is all like "I'm going to fucking kill you!" Yeah, but without any commissions Does your mother know she is Sarah Palin? Björk is from Iceland. Sure anytime, I knew you did . as do I Correlation does not imply causation wat. srs? Yeah, at first I was definitely Trust me, she is NOT trolling. She bitched about college algebra being hard. we agreed this was private This seems overall classier than the content of the internet. NASA => What did you eat Or maybe the question should be, what did the elephant inhale America My motto is "if they can't outsell Justin Bieber, they are not getting onto my playlist"... It looks like child porn >Black people You're really missing the truly egregious part of this story. Wow, not even one of them looks even remotely like >no iceskating These posts are a shitty covert attempt at finding others that share your tastes/habits/whatever else. Might as well be honest and say "I am looking for others who [insert random habit here]". SQL injections did not originate in XKCD. Is that a nefarious link named so people will *think* it's for card games? Likely everyone turned will turn back once Dracula dies Dude... The wiki does not say millions. ...says BritishEnglishPolice. 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You're a hero! :/ This is what self posts are for. I got the typical under heavy load image when attempting to view this thread > The marks and smudges are really difficult to get off Except the Sith. $525 in US, £550 in UK Odd, mine stays on Ah cool, a new iph... Don't i know you..... Fruitcake. This causes BlackHitler to . My room was beside my parent's room growing up. I take it you don't have an issue calling black people niggers either do you? Who ever wrote this is one sick f*ck ............... I was like "I wonder if I'm the first one to do a Ninja Turtle!"... *Google, google*... goal.com... fuck bitches* I thought about it, but my wife and four children would . Gah! I even searched Reddit and Tineye for this URL; nothing else came up. Notice her cartoon picture too . I see what you're doing here - getting a free racetrack day ** ** Just reading this made me grimace. Yeah, that seems to have been working out for everyone. That's doesn't count as coffee I am NOT a sir. Ummm, did you call the Michael Jackson boxed set a bad gift? For shame, for shame. Yes, on the inside I am as cold, dark, and bleak as outer space. why...why thank you. It's really AT&T's fault, they're crippling their Android phones to make the iPhone look more appealing ... That's what I suspect will ultimately happen: Fringe division realizes that Walternate is hell-bent on a war while our Walter just wants twizzlers and pastires, and then they go back to Walternate all The same thing happened to me this afternoon. I was raging so hard every time I tried to log in and my computer just froze. But, seriously, how can a game freeze your computer because of a connection issue, srlsy, I'm a cs and what is this? . Anyone else experience the "design-by-committee" types of boss? My old boss used a PEN ON MY SCREEN to point at changes he wanted made to graphic design jobs..... standing over my shoulder....with a pen... Thats a really messy cake. My dad is black and my mum is a sheep. a picture of you fapping with the power glove? Look likes butt I didn't do my work to be honest. Plus the teacher wasn't always my biggest fan.We once had a test on systems of linear equations and I solved them using Gauss-Jordan elimination and Cramer's Rule. She refused to give me credit because we didn't learn those methods in class. I work as tech support, EVERYONE says "cash-ay". It makes me . Yeah, I'll admit that was a crappy title. Kari Lehtonen gave the officials a real-life look of disapproval ( ) after Lehtonen gloved a puck in overtime and the ref blew play dead too quickly for Lehtonen's liking. This was his glare. I think the one on the right is making kissylips. You lucky bastards They just lick out the peanut butter and leave the poop. I'm not even an advocate of reaganomics, but that video was downright dishonest. Seriously dishonest stuff there. 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It only worries me now because you mentioned it I have the problem of being 6'3" and I haven't found a shower that I can stand up straight in to let the water wash my hair back out of my face. I have to constantly slouch forward just to get my head under the shower head. This of course leaves my hair dangling down on all sides. In my last house I did install a double jointed elbow type shower attachment which took the shower head up an additional 8" - 12" or so. Now we've moved and I think the people who built the house intended it for hobbits. At first I was like Don't me! 8P I think I am done with the internet today ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ENHANCE You misspelled "its" as "it's in the second paragraph of your "About" page. You just made one Mhmm...with the exception of the 9 months expired hard ice tea I'd say he lucked out, that's 1.5 years worth now ZvZ isn't much better. Replace Tanks with Mutas and you've got the same story Nook the Crook. Oh yeah, those minotaurs with the horse body and human torso who are proficient with bows and astrology. I can't go into any rooms without almost everyone having mics. I wish the muting system in the lobby was a little faster instead of waiting until I'm in game. Otherwise I'll hear a flurry of "faggot," "nigger," "spic," or "OMGISTHATAGIRL?" arrrrrrrghhh....Braaaains.....I mean No i'm not This was a nonsensical question, not a nonsensical answer. Shame, young novelty account. Its to lay tangent to her curves. No thin sections? No petrology? Patriots? closer to this can't be real Ha ha. That is sexy and I like Star Wars too so I will comment. ಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠ ಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠ My sister tried to vacuum the lawn last year. Apparently they still have no clue what irony is. Here, take an upvote, that'll get you back to 1 anyways. Its not a "LALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU LALALALALALALA" button, c'mon people read the reddiquette on the reason for downvoting. Heaven forbid we ever learn anything on this website. Can't be sure but I am looking your way fieldsofgreen Yes you are, buddy. It's ok. He was only joking. Some chick in class said "Me and Roger" today and I went, "Roger and I". WTF it's only half eaten??? Alt+3232 just doesn't work. Any other alternatives... . move the eyebrows to the right he looks too surprised Gilderoy Lockhart would be proud. Now it's on mine! Same! Oh man. Good times with that joke. This one too. But remember that elephant joke? Holy shit man. The made this joke better though. Thanks OP Oh god, ebaum's world My favorite stand alone is Haters gonna hate Came here say this. Odin will not be pleased. Are you saying people who say pop sound retarded? You don't know that? This video is private. Nice try, moiagain > So how long until someone changes their name to ? Du kan selv være sjov. That's it. My new signature is Why is it that I always remember the meaning of *lmgtfy* after I clic the link There's nothing close to this series! Every time I see or read a Batman comic, I think of this series and Kevin Conroy's voice! ʘ‿ʘ Above the influence? Fuck that I love drugs! Downvote for you! you are being trolled. is referred to as the look of DISAPROVAL, google the term. dont let these guys make an ass out of you. ** ** Playing with you was one of the rare times I didn't hear rap music. Your friend's comment about the girl thing, though... never fails. Just admit that you want to learn it because of Firefly. Our CEO wants a flash intro page for our new website, could not be talked out of it, and now it's happening. I finally got sick of them, and put "Wikileaks" and "Assange" into Reddit Filter Plus. Then you go and sneak them back through anyway. We should flood amazon, paypal, visa, and mastercard with on one side and a list of our grievances on the other. As the person who gets to clean up that kind of mess: Bad bushel! This applies to me far more often than I would like. > <p>ಠ_ಠ<sup>ಠ_ಠ<sup>ಠ_ಠ<sup>ಠ_ಠ<sup>ಠ_ಠ<sup>ಠ_ಠ<sup>ಠ_ಠ<sup>ಠ_ಠ<sup>ಠ_ಠ<sup>ಠ_ಠ<sup> <sup>**penis**</sup></sup></sup></sup></sup></sup></sup></sup></sup></sup></sup></p> This has happened far too many times oooh I get it. That made me too. A few of them are clever, but most of the designs are kind of embarrassing. Also, the description for the Minecraft shirt: While I agree with your sentiment, I just can't help but at your sports analogy - Everyone can walk fast, not everyone can type fast. And why baseball, the most stationary game ever? For things I type that aren't on a standard American keyboard layout ( , ñ, °, ÷, etc.), I usually use Autohotkey hotstrings. (I use hot*keys* for programs, actions, etc.; hot*strings* for special characters, autocorrect, and text expansion.) Yes. They are. 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I'm a freak, I know TIL that if you stick Belgium and the Netherlands together it looks suspiciously like a tiny version of the UK. Run over him with your bike. ( ) Different fonts No I bloody well am NOT male. ** ** He's speaking to a mostly empty chamber. Are you joking or do you not understand what a punitive fine is? The TL;DR is nearly just as long as the full disclaimer. ** ** I'm a cashier at a pet store..i could do quite a bit of damage didn't catch the names, but talking about two billionares "they had become so rich that they were competeing to see who could own the largest yahct, the most private jets, the most jewlery..." ect. Please tell me that *some* of you can tell the difference between someone sexin' it up and someone having a goddamn heart attack. > Yeah we should totally just not put anyone in jail either because theyre just going to get back out in society later anyways. Dear OP's Boyfriend : For 36 years, and charged for attempted rape These are OBVIOUSLY trolls, how can you guys be this naive? I thought more of you reddit. I dislike your rug. So according to picture 2, they don't want to stop the fees and cuts? It was probably a $4000 puppy *You're I love the face in the last frame. at the end of GI JOE, ice sinks. 36 years in jail and you treat him to Chick-Fil-A? wtf are you wearing on your wrist. My personal spin is putting the ice cream tub back up...in the refrigerator. what the pudge, pedo ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Get a big " " poster and put it up. Also a reddit alien. It seemed a little *too* pro-google (OH BTW IM DEVELOPING CHROME OS APPS, AND I'M ANDROID TETHERING, AND I CANT LIVE WITHOUT CHROMIUM V8, I HAVE WET DREAMS ABOUT INSTANT SEARCH, SOMETIMES DURING SEX I SCREAM OUT "GOOGLE") . I mean, I get nostalgia, but.. "probably the best soundtrack of any video game ever." makes me My elementary school teacher once told the class that we stay on earth because of magnetic forces... at first i though you were giving because the reddit popularity is waning but then i saw number 2 in the last collumn. You clearly don't live up to your username... ** ** Digg... "These packages are covered in 'fooo'" *** *** Coors Light? DLC They say the N64 is great while playing a playstation...? Well, I've got a bunch of other dittos (though apparently no modest ones ), or I could give you a rare pokemon or a TM. Considering how it's just a ditto, you're not going to be getting anything hyper-valuable, but you'll get something special. Wha... what? I .. hope this is a joke i'm not getting, otherwise Well, they *did* ban thumb drives in Federal facilities. I live in Europe Anyway you look at her she's like no, not really, You can probably expect some questions about *communication skills*, which often includes being able to punctuate your sentences correctly. r/circlejerk? So only half a billion a year huh? HA! I tried to take a picture this morning, wanting to share what it looked like outside with friends who decided to stay in. This is exactly how my picture turned out It's a fake E-mail... Your mom got one saying you were denied and then sent you a new one from her fake email address to keep it a secret... Happens every time. holy shit...i just noticed that. ** SELF** Look Apple, you're great and all, but I've had to change my password at least three times in the past year. ** ** holiday 2011! 44 seconds of credits for a 11 second video, really? um... Korea, not that it would help in this situation... Wait...you've posted CP then? I showed up to a programming test in a dinosaur costume this year. The year before I turned up to lectures in a cow costume... the lecturer thought I was a horse They're on the same team This is the thread « » has been invented for. Hey now THAT is terrorist talk!, Terrorist. Dang it, now I'm going to spend a couple hours trying to replicate this. I have no choice. cannot sense if true That's my uploaded video, hope you enjoy that karma ** ** My OCD severely hates you right now I recently tried my hand at getting S rank in Resident Evil 2. I missed the time limit by 7 seconds but after a few more tries and some unfortunate crashes I finally beat the required time. Turns out S rank wasnt in the european version I enjoy Sinfest, this is a great strip, but **"1945: Hiroshima"?** . I suck at Minecraft. At first, I was like That's a dick move Yes of course, just use a nostalgia filter You know this guy, huh? Who? Oh.... WTF i only got to 85!! Come on?! This is ON the FRONTPAGE right now?!?! 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As a Floyd Rose user, all I can say is People I know in real life exist on reddit. or [ ]_[ ] australia, dont you try 1upping our sarah palin. didn't even realize it was a joke until I read this I thought you were supposed to care about people Copy this: i havent gotten into heroics yet, im still at average ilevel 325 and thats after spending several hours in dungeons. A shark? I thought shark meat was illegal... If not, it should be ### I can't stay mad at you! But... at first i was like, . but then i saw the username > I will never look at the shower the same way again. No, I'm just pointing out that not one drop of this has anything to do with the discussion at hand. It is entirely legitimate for me to criticize this person's philosophy professor for unprofessional behavior, and doing so doesn't necessarily obligate me to account for every other deficiency in my field. Indeed, expanding the discussion to include the entirety of the Humanities enterprise dilutes the conversation to the detriment of the submitter's concern. As a matter of fact, I discuss issues concerning the negative economic consequences of certain courses on student every semester - in my Ethics class. Because that's where we talk about ethics. The submitter showed us a paper from a philosophy of religion class. Internet explorer ** ** Ask again in 10 minutes The P's go into the Q's. bachelor frog abuse It even has one of those "I won't peel it off because it's so shiny" stickers. Yes, please stop acting like a jack ass and posting about it. "when we think about science, we think about the truth" Yeah, I just took a poke around....that's a lot of acronyms. Nope. Ran Stonecore with my gf on her warrior tank, and me on my lock. Our shaman healer was decent until we killed the last boss where a healing peice and a stam trinket dropped. Shaman rolls need on both and leaves I tried using IpV6 but it conflicted with something from my ISP. They said they'll fix it... in 2012 \# ☜( ) The picture said it all! ʘ‿ʘ ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Not to the rest of the world, it's not. Being from the South, let me just say: Being from reddit, let me say fuck you. Don't your Cowboys play in a dome? Yeah, Carles has moved on to making posts about Progeria *They're hurting my eyes.* I've had a guy spawn right in front of me while I was standing in a corner making it impossible for me to leave. He blatantly refused to move when asked and I had to leave the game The antenna is blocking my house REPOST. LOOK EVERYONE I CAN USE SED! "Descarte"? Out of stock? Let's not forget the "blue" Mr. Popo (fucking 4Kids) Misread your username as FappingFurry and I was all what an awful novelty account Four Loko Yeah, because beating up women is really the solution to your relationship being fucked. I have ripped every single one of his Metz performances just to listen to the low quality versions of the genius that is Aphex Twin. Sometimes it sucks though when people scream and my ears go: Yeah, this doesn't sound totally fake or anything. Dear Penthouse, the craziest thing happened the other day.... I spotted the Berry Weiss and gave a solid Wonder how many flavor packet things from maruchan ramen it took to make that did u mark the word 'shit' as NSFW? Black eyed peas are on the list... ...guy is a dick...40 hours *in front of him* you took a picture of your screen? the yellow does not go with your colorway. I was promised girls. I see only one. Last night's win was a major disappointment. Honestly, I blame the coaching staff. Usually my is focused toward Cam Cameron (3rd and 2? LET'S PASS!) but Greg Mattison really fucked up last night, especially since we could have used a time out or two to give the defense a break. Instead, we just didn't bother using them at all. woah! TWO alternatives! > I *literally* got it the first time, thanks. "Knowledge is power". France is bacon... France is bacon I have to compete a bit more to my shit noticed? What the fuck? I have been called a teddy bear before... Here is a ((BIG bear hug.)) The animal... "Hank, you know about the birds and the bees, right?...Well, you know how some bees like other bees and some birds like other birds?...Right. Now there are some birds that like eggs, and eggs are fragile and can't defend themselves. So some egg lovers take experimental drugs to not like eggs. Because I don't want to like eggs." It's ridiculous. A fake strikethrough price of 200+ dollars, a semi-real price of 80-something dollars and if you move the mouse to top-left corner of the page, then it's 50-something dollars. What the fuck is this package worth then, guy? Also, who the hell learns martial arts from watching DVDs... I give this page 5/5 Sidi riding boots with thick socks underneath. Underarmor longjohns under my olympia ranger 2 riding pants [can't tell you how AWESOME these are]. Marmot long-sleeves shirt, tee-shirt, Spyder hoodie, joe rocket leather riding jacket with inner liner. Gauntlet-style leather riding gloves, which are really only good til 40°...so, my fingers were frozen [should've worn my ski-gloves, but I hate how bulky they are]. And a Jack Daniels bandana used as a balaclava and a sweet scarf took care of the neck. Helmet on top of the noggin', but the visor kept fogging up . All-in-all nice and warm except for the fingers. I'll be trying surgical gloves underneath on my way back since I was underprepared in that dept... oh dear god..what have I done? ...I've initiated the start of this subreddit oh dear god..what have I done? I'm deeply concerned about your book on castration. I have twirling issues in The Shoot (like I shouldn't have to). I was expecting something more sexy and environmentally friendly. i Drop all the extra stuff. Focus on Deads, squats, bench, and pull ups. I also see that you're neglecting your lower body Is that *Vol #1* scribbled on there and circled with ballpoint? The look of disapproval is reddit's triforce? Now for that OTHER mod that has been in production for 7 years . They said Black Mesa would be out before new years of LAST year. It's December 14th. PBR? ** ** Am I the only one that sees a red next to his name? Okay now your just trolling. You do realize that two of those links are people calling you an idiot right? Perhaps you pasted the wrong ones. The Steelers fan calls the bears frauds, curiously leaving out the Jets probably because he doesn't want to look dumb should they manage to topple PIT at Heinz this week. The only one who truly agrees with you is the first one, who I missed because he got buried at -1, for agreeing with you. Congratulations. Booo!! At first I was like, That males have one less rib then females I feel like we have a really good relationship. He loves to cuddle with me, tickle play, ect. It's only when things are getting sexual where he'll make excuses - our roommate is sleeping, someone could come home at any minute... the dog is sleeping Exactly. The man that ran the store I was a manager for (full disclosure: I was only a shift manager, at $8/hr, ) wouldn't allow people to become shift managers without having dealt with irate customers, with him watching - it was part of his management testing process. foolish car owner, I always take the engine with me when I leave my car I smell a troll somewhere nearby. How can I see the in the comments here, but not in the title? redit? Don't pretend like you don't know on if up does firefox not do... I wasn't hungry. Now I am. *"Specialized Dental Care"* Interesting... Hoowww... did you know that? *Stalker* Wait what. submitted 12 minutes ago.. Once you have their attention... There is no such thing as fight club Safari re-renders this page on the fly as I drag the font into and out of the fonts folder and shows or unshows the without even so much as a page reload! Yeah, because that's the only possible way to test that hypothesis Thing is, I can handle turn based combat (in fact, many of my all time favorite games were turn based) but turn based Jedi lightsaber duels? =/ It irked me a little. Aside from that, I found the characters a bit bland. Well, at least there are a few people who agree with me, even if this thread earned me negative karma. I don't think cocaine and guns go together very well . r/Lawyers: Why can't it be both? The important thing is saving an existing community. People have no problem committing to the "price of a cup of coffee a day" to help people throughout the world, but this is a chance to do something significant right here in our own backyards (U.S. Redditors), so to speak. If the Reddit community gets on the cover of Time magazine for doing the right thing in Cairo, is it a bad thing? No, of course not. But, from what I gather the true heart of /r/ProjectCairo is behind helping out the entire town, and magazine covers aren't why the majority of the 617 readers are subscribed. If you go on to figure that one tenth of that number can actively contribute in one way or another to helping, that's 60 caring people. (Rounding it down) I don't know the current Cairo Pop. off hand, but believe me when I say that 60 people would be a huge new presence, physical or not, percentage based, of people who want to see a change. Let alone the combined force of the Reddit community. I have faith in the same group of people that can provide an elderly war hero with an unforgettable birthday, a sick harassed girl with a shopping spree to forget her shitty neighbors. The same people that started the largest Secret Santa exchange on Earth, that got the Stewart/Colbert Rally ball rolling. Home of the . Tell me honestly that we can't do our part to save a town just like one we've all known at one point in our lives. I'm from an old coal mining town in PA, and I've watched a community crumble into boarded up houses and open pit mines. I wouldn't be able to sleep at night knowing I missed a chance to prevent that from happening again when there is this chance. I'm definitely far from the "voice" of /r/ProjectCairo, but I think most of us are here to help them, not us. Try being a fury warrior as the tank with two one-handers and having the healer keep on asking you why you aren't using a shield. Embedded private video → can’t watch in html5. I need to know what happened to that lady. This video leaves me hanging. they're pics? I'm so hurt that my wife lost her job because that is one less source of income in our house... so I'm *going to kill myself* in order to fix this problem It was a *polar* bear Duck face I'm not welcome. I already knew about this. * * UK pizza... I hope you are not in your 40's and asking that question. ... Just had to make it sexual didn't you? Studying for chem? Get off reddit. > I'm gonna Ejaflaksdasnvirnasocfosldishtinsten all over you. Wow, you got downvoted for answering the question. Oh Reddit, What a bunch of bullshit. If this makes it up, more power to you. He should of won. I know a few people who are going to end up on the "Naughty List" this year... I second this All in favor? Would you rather not know? Or are you a businessman from a 3rd world country looking to obscure the truth? Either way... ** ** [ ](/s"I'm at work, asshole") Socks are intimate? Well, I guess that depends on where you wear them. For the spiritual runner on his road to... Valhalla I don't mind so much when it's AFTER Thanksgiving. However, when I was at McDonald's this year on the morning of Halloween and they were playing Christmas music, I was like As much as this video disgusted me, I find the use of "Islamofascism" (Thanks Ann Coulter for introducing me to that word in the first place) pretty repulsive and stupid. I dislike extremist religious people no matter WHICH religion they come from. You don't need to invent a new word that rewrites the definition of an existing word (fascism) just to make your point. It's unreasonable to pull 2 shits out of your ass . ಠ_ಠ has become such a lazy way to post stuff on Reddit now.. why create an informative, sometimes witty title, when you can just post " " I have a son.... I am pretty sure its mandatory to click any imgur link titled . Yeah, when will these assholes learn that violence is barbaric? I guess we'll have to beat it into them. [ ](/s"...seriously?") I live behind an elementary school. I can see a path from my front yard that leads to the playground of the school which is entirely fenced in and surrounded by private homes. A bus drives down my street every morning to pick up the elementary aged kids and drive them clear around to the front side of the school to be dropped off. at first I was like This implies that you have heard other a capella versions. Was looking at the map loading screen during a host migration "waiting for players..." in TDM on Crisis. Much better than just a regular freeze... dude a little warning my teacher saw that Why does everyone ignore The Team ICO games Don't worry, go back to bed. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Hah, no AT&amp;T doesn't block Linux in any way, that was just the automated installer not running because it's grossly outdated and probably only runs on specific browsers on specific OSes. There is always a way set things up manually and you could probably even set it up on an iPod if you're patient enough . The techs he talked to was just idiots. It would be against any ISP's interest to block Linux, given how many devices run it nowadays (phones, firewalls/routers, DVRs, just to name a few). I can see why their tech support wouldn't support it, too many ditros/configurations. Some tech support agents are just terrible, like the qwest tech support agent that told me I could only get 1mbps down for each computer at a time on a 15mbps connection, so I would have to have 15 computers connected to the full 15mbps Fuckerberg "The space between spaces." Civ V That's funny. At first I was pissed because he got 20,000 more votes than Zuckerberg. Then I squinted at a 260,000 vote difference Quit Redditing during work and don't get fired. ... fine for the i just installed a font for OSX so i can see now. i feel complete. Surely if you thought no one else had noticed it, you wouldn't have referred to it simply as 'the H', and would have explained? watisthisidonteven... 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I don't, but those guys in Pakistan sure do, and they *are* skilled. reality_engineer is implying they are not skilled cause they are not american I often use my boyfriend's big ol beard to scratch myself. He usually ends up giving me this look: + beard Time... This child has been abused, our campaign is failing. FACEBOOK PROFILE CHANGED BACK TO DAFFY DUCK *"Rufus all you have to do is be cool for the picture. If you're real cool about it somebody somewhere is gonna love you for it and adopt you."* to which Rufus replied *" "*. Nailed it. That looks like a cross between and [](/megusta) and it's name is Karma. That's some serious serendipity. Her purse? What's going on here? How deep is this comment thread? Why would you go through the trouble of chipping your cat, and then not register it?!? So you spend almost an hour and a half everyday at work masturbating in the bathroom? ** ** = = A. What sort of conclusion should I derive from your douche nozzle-esque username? [](/dude " ") I had a similar bug. Killed the Family, but not the kid. Kid agreed to go back to Lucy. Then get a message, Quest Failed, and the citizens of Arefu(The place that hates the Family) are now hostile toward you. Some guy in the comments is claiming an underground nuclear explosion destroyed the twin towers. yeah.. they are here... Except he hasn't answered anything. Including 2 from a shotgun. 2. I accidentally read #4 and wondered what the hell a dolphin's sexual needs had to do with self-imposed isolation. Like wise. You've never fought a predator? I like the camera panning down to his feet. Earlier in the video, I was digging his playing, but also very curious about his feet. I'm very happy the camera person showed his feet. Hey there! We look forward to having you, regardless of the Vengefulness of your Pen0r. Bud light trolling What does even mean? I'm new so I figured I would ask. Thanks in advance. My daughter told me last week that I never loved her and has cut off all communication to me. She was my everything. That's fucked up. It's her boyfriend that I don't love. I am Susan I definitely when my own dog was recommended as a friend that I know due to this phenomenon. Downvoted for using tinypic That's true, but in my experience this method has been unreliable, often resulting in Windows resizing windows that I just want to move to the side, or trying to make a window full screen when I want it halved. TIL HoN snow doesn't melt in the river Maybe because guns aren't bullets? traidor It becomes even better when you close the tab. The 'review' is the definition of vacuous. At first I was like :D but then I was like So.... Drowning Pool and Godsmack are awesome..... But Metallica sucks? People who say they're mature makes them immature. And people who judge people as mature and immature are also immature. Wait what? Hey, wait, I'm mature, okay? Nah, I wouldn't count regular-shovel-in-magical storage as cheating. But if he conjured the shovel or transfigured one from some driftwood, that's definitely cheating. Better to have used his hands. I thought the nurse was holding the baby up so the mom could take a pic of it and send it to her friends. Because holding a new baby and texting is difficult, the nurse is still holding it while the mom shares the pic. And since the nurse doesn't have a on her face, I'd say everything is probably ok. Oh, today's comment tops all of his Vick-rubbing suggestions. He phoned up earlier to check on us and proceeded to ask me to go outside and do a striptease" ** ** His wife was stood right next to me! I said "It's way too cold for that" and asked him again if he wanted to speak to her. Silly old twat ** ** $225? This reddit could have easily linked to the original report in the Army Times, but instead we're funneling traffic to Breitbart. Great. Dear god. This title makes me think of rule #34. Say what you want about my comments. Say what you want about the parity graphic. But that McNabb joke just isn't funny. She's not nude at all. Across the street from the Myrtle Stop off the L...I think the name of the bodega is Fabuloso. Might only be watermellon and blue raz at this point though Login to Get Satisfaction They should really train their lifeguards better if people die every year under their watch. Other than the fact that Microsoft paid for this, why does there seem to be a rash of groups comparing Microsoft's beta products, to the competitions current products‽ Alright, "stipper" and "NSFW" in the title! *click* Oh... pediatric cancer. > thanks FOR AN AMAA, NOTHING HAS BEEN ANSWERED; TROLLOLOLOL I gave my mom my DS to play with. I got her Professor Layton and I had to take it back after 3 days, it was too hard. Apparently Animal Crossing is too hard too. 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I gathered all my friends to color some pictures and pimped out her room. She had a very disapproving look on her face- but I could tell she secretly loved it. The comic you reposted is *4 comics below your submission* in the new queue. Notepad file containing " " saved to the desktop the only things that keep me from going >and the HR guy ive been in contact with the last few hours thanked me for his new wallpaper... **close enough** ..."it"? Dual-citizenship occurs when one parent is an American citizen, and the other belongs to some other country. iirc. You're spoiling us! I didn't buy you anything >final edit this little fiasco has been completely expunged from my records and the HR guy ive been in contact with the last few hours thanked me for his new wallpaper... Oh for fucks sake, please tell me we are not doing the "in before" think on reddit now. Irrelevant, but my dad has those same bottoms That shouldn't be a milestone. Kind of like... Straight out or mixed with Coke. 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I really liked the progression from hiding from bullets to having to move through a hail of gunfire at the right moment. I also like that it rewarded patience and finding the 'right' solution. (well, except for the canyon :D). 'there are flowers in the next level' kept me going in hopes of flowers... I know. I normally had some sort of sarcastic remark when my conservative grandmother would raise that statistic. My comment's meant to be read with this look: Yeah the money is really a teeny tiny part, it's not like it's hurting my wallet. It just bugs me that we're waiting for me for 15 seconds, then I'm expected to heal to full when they could have been eating during those 15 seconds. And then I have to drink again. *Usually*. ...There's always someone that doesn't, ugh. I just looked up the cracked article the claim came from- They 'forgot' to say these hallucinations only accur within dreams.... He linked to the wiki article? Front left leg is sideways Now this is mixed martial arts. ...not the mixed dry humping they seem to always do. I was repulsed by the fact that he might have a incestuous relationship with Lux, and then Getting a controller for the looks? At first I was like oh for christ's sake... Ironically I'm like the opposite of the WoW-obsessed stereotype. Instead of plunking down on the weekends with a mega-pak of Cheetos and a jug of Mountain Dew, I plunk down with a cup of tea and resurface later that night with a gaping black hole in my stomach. ### ^ As a 27 year old...I am coming to this conclusion right now > Are you in your PJ's resurrection scroll through DLC I tried reading it and all I could do was this: As long as you're not releasing the USAs military documents then you're fine without a condom. Like it should fucking matter Were we not already friends? but this snow was still white Buying anything for it's looks? You don't look like a Paige Lopez to me who dosent like stuffed turkey?....wait thanksgiving is over > or you can try, I'm giving you my strongest right now. there's something wrong with this picture .... oh yeah they're wearing clothes republicans forced a tax law deal compromise. yeah, but out of context, say if the exact same events transpired in our modern era (I'm looking at YOU, Helen Fielding ) the story would come across as insipid romantic mush--> or, a book a male person might not choose first on his list. I cant hard enough >I guess you didn't hear about him being the new 2010 K-1 World Champ Not quite the same thing Now you just reminded me of rectal prolapses in general Why were you looking that up? Pass deg før jeg unsubscriber. So, you're THAT guy in the steam room. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Confirm! Sorry the game took so long to get there. 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Sooo... if I ever end up having kids, I could very well get two-for-one, and I honestly don't think I want kids that much, and definitely not more than one if I have any. I may not have much of a choice in that matter when it comes down to it. [](/son "RANCH with wings??? ") Do you have a version w/o the watermark? I wanna' link my mom the image, but it'd probably raise questions if she noticed it. Me! Thanks for the gift idea! I have never seen that posted on reddit before i.... i don't even.... ? At first, I was like , but then I realized it's now more like o_o. You want to start flossing a long time before the exam. If you start the day before they will know and look at you like haha everything? What the hell have you been doing to your phone I had a prescription The problem with that comparison: By the time the console price comes down to something reasonable that I can afford, they're 2 or 3 console generations beyond it As a person who writes, I really do not want an uneducated person proof-reading for me. I turn the dial a little bit. I only have to worry about running out of hot water when I'm in India. The thing that shocked me was when I was watching the credits on BO, Eminem came on . Yeah, because the unions are known for their incredible record of honesty and disclosure.... Me. You lied to me. And some people think wrestling's fake. HAHAHAHA- die in a fire. If States A and B were California and New York and then City C was either LA or NYC depending on which you answered, then You sure that was Playdoh? Do your own ethics essay ¯\_( )_/¯ the guy behind him and the two to the right are like " " You only use us for our lack of sales tax. Don't think we don't see through clever ploy. You tried to divide by zero, didn't you? #2 Ben Stiller That went from "hey cool, interfacing with new hardware is pretty neat", to "... ok, this guy likes emacs a little too much", then finally to " ". $67 million.....for a demonstration. and somewhere ppl are dying of diarrhea. Every year he has to start with the breaking and entering ** ** Don't be a stalker. ...Mah booooiii. When they released the latest medieval update I thought "Ye Olde Weapons" meant vanilla weapons in the typical tf2 comedic style. Imagine the look of terror when I saw the clusterfuck of melee heavies and lucksman snipers crammed in a castle I don't think I saw you drop one ammo box I blame the globe. I shudder to think what German kids are learning about geography if a bunch of North Americans can't figure that shit out... the one that ticked me, was one green man held up a sign saying santa's naughty list was the entire roster of the Leafs.... And maybe in 10 or 18 years we can get rid of the Bush tax breaks and get a better health bill in Is this Reddit or FreeRepublic? It's hard to tell sometimes. leave my broken english alone Translation: I went through a lot of shit and suffering but now that I'm in the other side I hope the others suffer too even if it is not their fault. Way to go selfish, I'm pretty sure everybody has the same opportunities that you had... Coconut beach... has a Penis Comic Sans... *purple link* That's no fun. $1 .... Cheap Condoms. This will never end well. I wonder if he wins the laptop too if he "wins the tournament." That'd be hilarious. I have the exact same model sitting on my lap. Now I'm probably going to have nightmares. GPRIME...... the windows of the space shuttle are made out of that stuff Something like this, in red Good thing we're finally getting some rain here in LA! Thought we might be in a drought! Hahaha Agreed. People asking simple questions in here is analogous to a high school student showing up at a math conference looking for help with his calculus homework. " " is all they would get. ** ** Seriously? Meh. Not classy how so many freeware promote Chrome though. Got a new laptop over the weekend and... Read ... read ... read ... CTRL+F "NAZI" yup Punchline in title = F7U12 submitted to /r/pics instead of /r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu = ** ** Increasing the FOV is cheating in my book. coloUr Dude, you don't have to accept 9 year olds marrying. Just that it was once accepted and is still in some very remote or rural areas of the world. I live in Pakistan and I have never in my life heard of anyone marrying at under the age of like 13 or 14, even among poor rural folk except what I occasionally read about online in Western media. I'm sure it still happens but it's so rare. Like slavery was once predominant, and worked out alright in Eastern cultures (not so much in the West...) but now (well, last two centuries) virtually all Muslim nations and cultures have turned away from it. Slavery isn't illegal on premise in Islam to this day. It's just something no one does, and is illegal on the premise that violating someone's cultural expectations is akin to violating their human rights (so Muslims wouldn't make new slaves from prisoners of war, the traditional way). Similarly, people just don't marry that young anymore. Even if it's technically legal, violating cultural norms is akin to violating a person (especially a child's) human rights. You will be hard pressed to find traditional (Sunni... Saudis aren't all Sunni btw) scholars who would endorse marriage that young. They won't outlaw it, but they would definitely and might outlaw it in specific contexts (they probably wouldn't intervene if it's like poor rural folk in the mountains of Afghanistan or something). our minimum was $1.60 in 1968, we've added a few dollars to that wage since then. " " 1 litre apple juice boxes! "poetor"? yeah Pretty sure my D&D party used to beat the crap out of these things. Stupid dire bats. I agree with savereality, I mean... we all understand that homosexuals and heterosexuals are equal. We just need to separate them. That sounds like it would work.... It's the coveted double ! ...You watched the movie before/without seeing the series my roomie did that. my other roomie and i made her watch firefly, and 4 episodes in she asked "does this have anything to do with serenity? because he's in it, and she's in it, and she's in it..." as someone whose uncle thought this would make a great gift idea for a fisherman, I extend a hearty Yeah, because it's not comedy or anything like that Please add the reddit look of disapproval: That was my goal. You "know for sure". That's weak, man. I want to know more about the boot in the thumbnail. except dying in Assassin's creed Brotherhood doesn't really affect you that much, it auto saves every few min and worst case scenario you spend all of 5 minutes taking down wanted posters to reset your notoriety. Ooh! Can he do a shop for ? > ** ** ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ^ > 996 bottles of...... I thought you were joking. Who would want a t-shirt with a steak jerking off or taking a dump? why do we have a prime minister not a president. You should make the title of the post longer. Ma'am! Also, the Reddit super-fill-up game, that sometimes display in the ads. I introduced my girlfriend to it on a whim and now that is the only reason she visits reddit That's not a bic It's in a slideshow. I hate slideshows. on the wall, 996 bottles of...... I haven't heard that phrase before... Pissed and couldn't give a shit. Why? Chrismas is saturday... Needs some serious *** *** When I quit they froze my account to investigate attempt to sell the account what a douche He was until you went and mainstreamed it. dude....this was 5 months ago.... seriously. i feel like i see this one every week. Today we got 4 more delivered to my town. How do you know my name? I'm not seeing meat It is for this very reason I regret having a mac for i do not have access to the proper symbols for this face... I wonder if copy-paste works... i will never know... goal.com, ,.|.. ..|., drowning(?) from inhaling too much placenta fluid while in the womb. I was supposed to be born a day earlier but the damn doctors in mexico thought my mom and I were fine... Fuck that. My parents told me the same. I'm 24 and still afraid to touch bellybutton I check /r/creepy every night before bed...what? it helps me sleep Disaproval. The constant punning is starting to flex my patience.... You did not answer the OPs question CLOUDS ** ** Hey CNN, remember when you used to report the *news*? You don't? Neither do I at this point. Holy shit, dude. I can't take your seriously, now I know you can't tell if I am red or green :) If you count the children .... At least nobody pointed out the bible says she has to marry him. **Sith.** There's also a few that have a red , though I have no idea why. This was about four years ago and I don't know what to tell you. Why the fuck would I lie about food stamps? "I want dudes who... have some serious fucking skills." You kid about these things, but I really really want that. Bioshock 2 is 10$ for the US but 25$ for Aus. I was just a couple weeks shy of 15. The girl was one year older than I. To the day actually, we shared a birthday. Her parents were out, her and I went up to her bedroom. Her slutty friend and some other dude stayed down on the couch. The TV was on the whole time, it was kind of distracting. I was doing my thing, a little awkwarded out because you know, I'd never done this shit before. And then all of a sudden the girl downstairs starts yelling, "Nicole, your parents are home! OMG, OMG, what do we do?" Nicole yells down, "Lock the door!" Anyway, so clothes back on, and we rumble downstairs, take up spots on the couch and try to act normal. Door is unlocked and parents come in, acting as if nothing is wrong, at all. Completely awkward. Then my ride came and I went home. I never even busted a nut. My troll meter is going to 11 right now...... I'm pretty sure I read something on here before about someone dying, and someone else getting ahold of that person's login information to facebook and continuing to update their status, among other things. ** ** **it was**. ** ** This is not what FBF is for. We were double trolled by Ohio weather. The promise of a small snow storm helped ease the pain of not seeing the eclipse. I wake up this morning to absolutely no snow! These aren't even animals anymore. What you mean "you people", you racist bastard! Yes. I even tracked them on the tracking site and saw that 6 were going to my town of ~10k households. I got hopelessly excited. Dat address..... Mind explaining what the site is? ...or transforms into a shirtless, whining bitch It's *always* sunny in Philadelphia. No, for It's always lupus in Alabama. YOU CHANGE EVERY TWO WEEKS? Or an Australian? Why is he always STARING like . Good thing that last bit is horribly sexist and implies women don't ever want to have sex. Most excellent! Although i'm not quite sure as to why you decided to draw goatse too This title made me think of ...something else he could've decorated it with. People are posting their values but not upvoting. Nice affiliate link Awww, look at the the pretty reindeer with its cute little red... 2:49 Skateboarding is getting ridiculous * * Well said We must know what he gave you "2 seconds ago" I recognize this maze... Thank you Anywhere else and you would cry rape Think of it as your **punishment** for pirating games. Flobots, Trainspotters, Mr. Metaphor, Atmosphere, Nujabes, Coltrain, House, shit man you gotta do some exploring on your own to get the most of it. Go to youtube, hit up an artist or genre that you like, and just click on some of the stuff in the sidebar (NOT VIVO ) that looks interesting to you, also check out Pandora, create a station with those artists, and go from there. Internet Explorer? It makes me think of Lacuna Coil A likely explanation... www. .com Only on your phone. websites? formsprint.me/**gayben**/q.... How do I sign up for the service plan? So now we steal youtube comments? how does it look ? stay away from me One vagina that fits four penises I "missed" it too. I got one for myself, but didn't have enough cash to get it for my GF. If anyone has a copy and is willing to sell it for roughly what it was.. or gift it. I'd be very thankfu- haha.. who am I kidding ... How did they find that out? This video seriously pissed me off. Hello, factually incorrect assertions pulled out of Ann Coulter's ass. Why yes, we DID just raise over $500,000 for needy kids in just a few short weeks - what has your fan base done lately? And Stephen Colbert is one of the most amazingly generous and charitable people I know of. BITE ME, ANN COULTER! And I mean that in the most sincerely metaphorical way possible. They forgot The Netherlands Otto_rot: Gnomish researchers. You're not. You should've recored her reaction when you asked her to do this. Why isn't your stick figure juggling chainsaws? >I was fooled with the prince of persia sale. one of the games has this DRM and I was not happy about it. I hadn't noticed until AFTER i made the purchase. Nice try OPs fiancée New tactics...like drakes! and more drakes! Great, now we can double the number of shitty "vintage" photos on the web one of the dogs is named nig Pretty sure the is about the fact that a public school is paying for the iPads. "Proud African-American Woman?" wtf. I'm a strait dude, and I can acknowledge when a guy is attractive or well built, no homo, but there is just something off about this. You could knit a sweater with the amount of hair he has. **Nig ** Buzzkill. ^ Furryphobic. Why are all the girls white. I vote for a giant So is it worth watching? All i know is it has that song that everybody and there mum uses in a youtube video.  Yes. totally too radish 1 ≠ 252 Shhhhhhhhhhh.... Corollary? We have fun and we play, but if they even try to point those fingers, it all stops and they get a nice one of these ' ' The bystander on the Makeup pic is kinda . It is really quite simple, you just . Scary as hell... Site with pop up full screen video ad with sound. [](/nomegusta " ") Frames per second? What does this have to do with-- *beastialgebra* I wish OP would stop being unmotivated and pick someone. I'm dying to know what honesty is There are errors which never go away...the supervisor is ever watchful. It is a dreadful thing - full of comment-less loops and cryptic variable names. And the very editor you use lacks find/replace. Not with ten thousand monkeys could you do this. It is You shouldn't store coffee in the refrigerator. Invite... try carry... Try the Internets. daily mail Can you tell me how do to that? A sexual bond which never includes safe sex, and ALWAYS includes teh AIDS. She'll be like ... Testing, testing... The bitch killed cereal guy. Not cool As a web designer; this about matches every computer illiterate marketing person I've ever dealt with What about the POWER BOTTOMS? TIL the "plus sized Hot Topic" goes from "Hot" in the name to one letter away from "Horrid". "excuse me, wtf r u doin " ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ^ Looks more like a chupacabra than a giraffe to me. Dead fucking serious. Please enlighten me as to me why this wouldn't work, granted your obviously superior intellect. I almost downvoted for misogyny, but decided it was funny. It was good spirited, right? ** ** $500? Haha, no. My girlfriend forced me to show her what I was laughing at. She gave me a look of disapproval... ... It's scary to see text appear on your loved one's face. You can haz FEMA camp too! Have to catch me first! ┌( )┘ Is that tree topper... what I think it is? Nah man. Nothing against how you talk. You might want to pick some of your words more carefully, like laughing about your casting partners rabies dog You might want to get that check engine light looked at. Ah, crap! You're definitely right. I posted in a hurry and didn't read over the title carefully enough. to myself. Why is NIN so far below in this list? And *what* pray tell do you use your other sock for? I lol'ed at the guy spamming having almost twice as many deaths as the guy he was spamming about. It's cheap and often denies people kills on pure bullshit. Perfect example: Summit Domination, a group of enemies is above B. I come up the stairs from A and flank the entire group. I spray down every one (four people), and only get one kill because *all four of them* fell into Second Chance. I got killed (by the one dude who turned and noticed me before I started spraying). Sure, I got three assists and a kill, and they all died, but that should have been a four man spray. Seriously, an entire fucking magazine of bullets into four people, and only one dies? Metal for the win, metalcore however Me too. On his list of problems he stated "Pop was flat". Pop? I woke up in an armchair (great mental image of my unconscious body being arranged in it by a bored nurse) and was released about ten minutes later. My mom had to steer me to the car as I reeled drunkenly around, completely confused. I had a couple of pieces of cotton for the blood but they came out on the sign. Maybe we should've gotten a different doctor. ...And Howard just did the asshole move of the game. Threw the ball at a Spurs player's head for it to go out of bounds. It was funny but still... that's what feet are for Dwight. That's what I thought.... I was very confused Them's fighting words round here Wish I could make online transactions. Eyeball licked I can only hope that we're the ones you're trolling...and that this isn't really what you got her. 7th picture in is the best Windows-only? I see what you did there... Ok even the kotaku link says it came from reddit. hey! stop using logic! By trying to seduce your friends boyfriend? Insanely hot chick playing 360 sarcasm QED is probably the most rigourously tested physical theory in existence. yup protein powder. can get it in different flavours too. veggies SHOULD use it too. i find it makes more sense and tastes better than tofu Hmm.... nekked is ok as long as I don't have to see it. I saw my last roommate nekked and we both ended up moving to Awkward Town. We don't have any christmas. Ok, all of you.. get out! Out! Sometimes my Lego blocks were wet and smelled funny. It was one of my childhoods great mysteries. This explains a lot. Really? All borderlands 50% off EXCEPT GOTY edition? Cultural. Why do American girls always make the duck face? This was a pretty lame conclusion to the qualifiers. Especially since the qualifiers were supposed to bring out the best of Reddit, to play against the pros. Even worse: in the cast, Psy shamelessly flaunts his skill-less drone cheese with not a shake in his voice. We will be sending a Psy some with the zen magnets he won. to pin? More like ಠ_ . "Jesus use me" Great. Now I'm horny *and* hungry. The proof is in the pudding I live in Czech Republic. Beer is the cheapest of the beverages. something's fishy about all these 24ths, where's all the **cake**?? ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ... And you tell us this on Christmas day when Santas are no longer required for a year? Forever alone. 1.9 hours on record played Boy, I thought my birthday (the 12th) was close enough to Christmas to get irritated with this. Then I found out my friends birthday is on Christmas and I was like "You poor bastard." I don't think I've ever NOT gotten the "birthmas" gift. Forever alone ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Man, great to know. You should have said that BEFORE or WHILE it was on sale, though I don't think I've ever seen the " " face used more appropriately. Like a sadistic, repressive, war-starting game of telephone. No kidding! My mom found out I was researching options for birth control and was all but I mean, I'm 26. Plus been with the same guy for years. We live together..mom..virgin? Really? lol > ...but I read somewhere that it was Cyrillic upvote, upvote, **downvote, downvote, downvote**, upvote, **downvote** good ol' fashion rascism... Olivia Wilde ...Daddy Tanner? Swipe card. Enter pin. Decline car wash. Accept *Want receipt*? Pump gas. Look for receipt - FAIL, *See clerk for your receipt.* * * Redditor for 54 minutes Let's not forget that we don't need a lecture Jesus Iscariot ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ > well eeeeeexcuse me princess! I found grammatical errors, in something glorifying written english. Stop downvoting each other, that's against the spirit of the thread and reddiquette. I've been known to enjoy a "horrible" game now and then. There are a few games I really like that all my friends give me a when I'm playing or talking about them. But none of these games being talked about sparked my interest. In the OP ** ** +1 to all skills didn't seem useful to you? When that thing takes a shit or pisses on the carpet... Well, I disapprove. your parents? plural? It's alright! I thought it was a six at first as well. Then I was like, "THAT'S NOT A SIX!" Oh, I see Modern Warfare 2 is finally down to regular price. Those are not Sharpie® Only 25% off Civ V.... A Ukrainian named Carlos... Interesting Furaffinity The verdict is: funny if you actually got him a macbook pro and gave it to him afterwards, otherwise: Don't do that, Santa's watching i meant Mass Effect... get your mind outta the gutter This isn't really in the holiday spirit Tell me you're not trying to seduce the female characters so you can get some digital nookie and we'll get our head out of the gutter... He is going to troll you back... Dumb move I can't believe I actually googled that. Literally the only result is this post My twin sister turned off my cellphone and put it with some old dolls so they "could talk with it." She also decided that my presents were for her to open. I might try this. I just spent the last 3 hours in the car with him. It was snowing and the kitten screams were no longer amusing. My parents put one of my gifts into a motor oil box. I ripped off the wrapping paper and my dad goes, **"Motor oil, merry christmas!!"** When that thing takes a shit or pisses in the toilet... Oh. Im stupid. I upvoted him I can count up to a small number of objects instantly, and then get weirded out when someone gets close to them and goes "One... Two... Three... Four!". 'and' requires that both are true, and only shortcircuits if silly is false. At first I was like … Will Smith Well good job in advance for the work you're putting in to give things away. Also hope everyone enjoys what they get, they should since it's free(some people though ). My Mum has better Internet connection than I can get in the center of America's 3rd largest city. And she lives on a tiny island in the middle of the Irish Sea where there is only a single provider of Internet access . this whole sale has been You found the only flaw in my plan The strangest thing for me about is you saying you were taking a dump but then you suddenly mention you were "thrusting" too. Unless you were **jerking off while taking a dump** Ok, next best solution, if he appears to be dragging feet about going to work, hit him with a I usually pass them angrily and glare at them until they notice this expression on my face: So... what do you do when you run out of underwear? no numpad on laptop Damn rich kids with their wooden swords. I had to use sticks and my imagination! I'm interested in what happened to cause that Drugs? Wait... Wish my ex-wife had been as understanding of my gaming. And this is why we can't have nice things. Username Fish Tacos thats actually a valid SSN I'm in Moncton; I hope I don't get trapped at work. Haha. i know the same problem.....oh wait i don't My home shower is like that. Am I the only one who fells about asking for upvotes, even if it is a self post on a throwaway account? Who ? IMGUR Just imagine what *Reddit* would be like if everyone were Redditors Wow, that really adds to the conversation - thank you very much! </sarcasm> Fortunately at my store we can listen to our own music before 7; that means we only have to put up with the normal stuff for 5 hours a day Me too. People like you. What a coincidence, I live just outside of Dallas. From what I've seen, it's really not a rivalry... it's just Californians bitching about how lame TX is compared to CA and how they only moved down here is because the houses are bigger and cheaper than in CA. I really don't see who's winning the argument there. If you get WoW you'll be banished from /r/gaming and we'll all assume you died a shameful death Where the hell is this 09STOCKHOLM141 cable? I can't find it among the wikileaks cables ** ** "All hand made by my dad and *me.*" You must name this cat Posted 19 minutes ago and then everything after that is a troll fest "error" .../r/Technology - mention anything negative about Microsoft and prepare for the downvotes. Ambient/Triphop Indeed. Cleverbot once told me it was "Rune from Norway" Nothing wrong with a biology degree We need details on his alleged [10]. I think most people don't look at usernames...I know people automatically assume I'm a guy unless otherwise stated or they pay attention to the name. Doesn't bother me...I also assume everyone is male unless their name is girly. Sometimes even the girly names This looks like a job for.... Unless you don't go to med school. Friends reference? and you guys ever wonder why it's always morning already when you wake up when that happens? weird eh? i asked my teacher in 7th grade what the "MJ" in her name meant, she just looked at me all like You should be. You should not be tasting this man's daughter Even Michelle?! In space there is no age of consent. ...Last name White. Trash. If it's never lupus why does that fucking diagnosis exists poor kid > He's a strong Christian too so I don't think he gets what they're about... Though my Link post is merely comedical, I have decided to field your comment. You are correct I do vote, however I hold no delusions that my singular vote holds weight nor actually influences who is going to fill that office or position, how they obtain office or position seems relatively out of the "people's" hands; Furthermore no delusions that any of those individuals actually have the "people's" interests in mind when making decisions, representing us. Smartass . tarts strawberry tarts You're in my r/gaming, reminding me of HoNrage. You somehow copied the alt text in the URL. No, that's not right. I'm not native speaker, but after reading reddit a lot I even catch myself on confusing "week" and "weak" That, sir, is not an anti-joke. As of this morning, JFK was supposed to open up again at 4pm. Update from FAA.gov just now: "Due to SNOW-SEE NOTAMS, the John F Kennedy International Airport (JFK) was closed as of Dec 26 at 08:17 PM EST. The date/time when the airport is expected to reopen is not known." So wait... they are saying that because some people travel outside of the country with their cell phones and rack up huge roaming bills that people shouldn't get a contract cell phone plan? "a short-lived radioactive tracer isotope is injected into the living subject (usually into blood circulation) " How would you know? I will now. wait a second, I was not upvoted. Maybe you guys should've just paid your fucking tickets Ambiguous pronoun . Unless you like it that way. Carry on. Animal cosmetics testing I see it this way:"Wow, you just rolled 5 people in a row? You must be really good. That mothership rush was amazing. No, no, no, we can't have you going against these noobs anymore. Here is some people two levels above you, because thats obviously where you belong.You can thank me later =). Oh and....I wouldn't mothership rush anymore, if I were you. Unlike your previous opponents the people in this league don't take to kindly to that.** **" I believe you mean: > < I'm not so sure that thing wouldn't try to rape you first... (Looks at username.) Same here. Right down to the clementine. Wait, are you me? That doesn't look like Jack Stephan. so.... Sham Wow is faux chamois ? Great Deal! Even better, get it at Best Buy and you can get the protection package for only $19.99! > and here on Long Island as well... but then again, if it rains over here this is how people react. Word. That would explain most of the 90s Kyrgyzstan: Y U OWE $6MILLION I'm in! This sounds great. I like the idea of having all of this public and accessible to everyone. I need your judging eyes if I fuck up * * Piece? so what is rep. Ralph Hall's favorite song? just what is happening in one of my favorite subs? This is the most appropriate usage of " " that I have ever seen. Rapid fire ARMA II You're the...nerd of the family? You're really pretty. Manf's comment was epic your just basked in the epicness of his comment. I was pretty sure I was adopted, and that everyone around me knew this and tried not to get me to notice. When I'd go outside with my grandmother and someone we knew said I look a lot like my dad, I'd be like " RIGHT" in my head. Thanks for the Spoiler Alert - now I will never achieve Nirvana. Our cunning use of and tutting when anyone tries to cut in anywhere has aided us greatly. At first I was all like . 4 hours ago now, post was 6 hours; naturally a novelty made for this post BARetta M92F SINGLE action? My Beretta is displeased There's 5 results... *survivor* of Just Cause, The Motion Picture, here... At first I was because I am a girl... 2 friends like this. Hmmm... ours are all on hard drives that are only accessible by supervisors. The officers shouldn't be able to do anything to the recordings you're not foolin' anyone OP. Holy shit. I used to have one of those when I was a kid. It was a Little Mermaid one. One day I took it to the beach & my mother put it in a bucket full of water **Life** not **lives** …I don't think I've ever seen someone FTFY themselves. I had a math and physics teacher I was friends with and really respected in high school. Now having more knowledge of physics and science in general, I now realize many of the answers he gave me are just plain wrong. The thing that sticks out most in my mind when I asked how rockets could accelerate in space with nothing for the exhaust to push against. He told me that the rockets carry large supplies of oxygen, ejected some oxygen, and then push off of that. I like the part where americans (I just assume you are) use the term "consumer grade" when it comes to full automatic guns. BenTheTank asks for fittit's opinion about stripping for money and the only two people who apparently have real experience are being downvoted Yeah weird, what's the deal? He's talking about raking in $30k **for a charity**, you retards. Unless of course there's autodownvoting going on, in which case, Who asked to be accepted? What? Are you an angry smoker who feels threatened? At first, I was like - ** ** yeah i spend the whole game trying to tap Cass Ass and then they show me the ending You say lesbian like it's a bad thing. Justin Bieber's a good girl. So..who makes the sammiches? wow i thought this was awesome until i read the comments... HEY! I live in Denmark, like right now... You mean... oh... wait... Effing jenkren just c-c-c-c-combo braker'd an awesome thread. Or perhaps those CR48 boxes? Ah. Touche. I guess I'm just used to using imgur for any links I submit You guys sure are nice. Redditor for 41 minutes I hate it when they put up the "special signs" and all it says is "Price as advertised" and it's the regular price. Why tell me that you're selling it as the regular price At first I was like :D but then I was like ...your choice of words... i heard they had considered an American remake of this movie. with the main character being played by.......wait for it......Will Smith? anyone else hear this? She is pretty hot. Too bad she got her boobs done I used to work at Michaels. I remember your type. I wasn't being serious. we are disappoint. this. Y U NO ALLOT DL's OVER 1,000 SOUNDCLOUD "Hey guys, I don't like what this guy is producing. Therefore, it's bad. I am a very serious art person ." Except for when their server returns the current date as Tue Nov 10 23:00:00 UTC 2009 Your 10 year old sister got an iPhone? Blue Ribbon... What's wrong with flip flops? cannot unsee Looked at the thumbnail and was like Clicked on the link and I was like dammit Last reply no more. You complain that there is no love shown to good people but if you look at reddit as a whole most would upvote a story dealing with a "good person". How about instead of complaining about people cleaning up their act, you find some stories of good people and post them. Better yet go out and create your own story and post that rather than just being a whiny baby about not getting the pat on the back you so deserve for "never having done anything wrong" I read "All of his big tits". just don't down vote the poor man! (maybe you didn't but he's gotten a few) Fucking hell... I can actually *smell* that line. Really? Everything? You traveled the land in search of the unimaginable and this was last on your list? ಠ_ಠ^ .. I remember having similar issues running Dragon Age for the first time and I had to install PhysX drivers (I have an ATI GPU ) among other things. I liked the part at the end where everybody was all like Why did you like the guy who picked his nose Shit, I didn't even notice that. Looks like someones dog pissed in our snowchomps mouth! Did he die? NerdOpinionShow should have anticipated the popularity of /r/AskReddit. In before 8 AM EST Wednesday and no inclusion. John Frusciante, Jack White, Tom Morello. As far as the first one goes, I wasn't really a huge fan of The Edge. I think Frusciante would've been the better choice for the effects based guitarist. Although The Edge does use a lot of effects, I once saw a video of him on youtube where he didn't know what he was doing, and he needed a techie to help him with everything....even changing his guitar Saku and A. Le Coq in the same freezer!? If you are punctuating and capitalizing things, you are not a [9]. Don't over embellish AFAIK ist auch das "Block" im "Tafelschreibblock" ( ) eigentlich aus dem Niederdeutsch kopiert - Gott sei dank, sonst wär es ein "(Tafel)schreibklotz". Losers advertising in the comments for youtubers to come to reddit. Didn't realise that gas was renewable. Colin Farrell ... Not Imgur. Cancelled if she didn't order *enough*? I never noticed that before. I think you may have ruined Dexter for me. I was in an airport after the release of the original film and saw a novel called Total Recall sitting on a display. I was just starting to get into Philp K Dick and thought it would be interesting to read the book that the movie was based upon, knowing it would be better (and not knowing that the story it was based upon was called something else entirely). I picked up the softback and flipped to a random page: "Blam! Pow! Shots rang out and Quaid hit the floor, rolling to his left to avoid..." I was in total shock. It was actually a horrible, literal transcription of the movie, turned into a novel for the masses. A book based on a movie based on a book. You are a mean man. That's a... lot of emphasis on firearms... So you put pictures of me and my friends in them instead? You can't broil on a stove! Nice try automatic HVAC salesperson Yeah, like how all those pro-Ron Paul and anti-TSA posts get downvoted. Outlands =/= Outland. there* EVEN IF I AM WRONG! Where is the in the text editor? I had to copy it from the parent post. Using firefox 3.6.13. I work at a Crocs store in a large mall. I hear this joke on the daily. I think some of the charges against him are almost as -worthy. I think that was his evidence Sometime around 21, I noticed I am developing a wrinkle, currently a permanent fine line. A laugh line. **But only on the left side of my mouth.** redditor for one year It's gone. Sorry to burst your bubble. How do you think I felt when my dad said, "Welcome to middle age" on the morning of my 35th birthday? Stole your comment? All you said was "westsyyyyyyde," which is just what that hand set-up means. You didn't post anything relevant to the joke at all ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ^ ^ ^ is supposed to be a bull, maybe I'm the only one who sees that though But apparently you can't become "Bestof Fittit" that way. Spend 15 minutes setting up a group of 50 family members for that one shot the mother of the bride "has" to have and have and have every person not in the shot think they can snap a frame so they wont have to buy a copy .... >I guarantee you this person hasn't read them. Heather, I totally know this is you. No bloody way. The open source Radeon drivers are not even worth the download bandwidth. I'll *freely* use what *I* consider best. Now please go to r/cars and tell those guys that no car is any good unless you can build it yourself. You know I just watched the trilogy again over a couple days, and that part always kind of bothers me. The rider is like 2 feet away from them. They aren't being totally quiet. Frodo can see the rider through holes in the roots, yet the rider can't see him. I sort of imagine that hobbits stink a little. I sort of imagine that a rider would have a better sense of smell than that, and like I said, I imagine that hobbits stink. I imagine that being that fucking close to the ring would really be setting off some bells in the riders head, you know, they are after all bound to the ring. And yet, they toss a distraction off into the woods, and everything is AOK. ok.. so now I'm seeing where the 200+ downvotes came from.. really? Her outline of the continents repulses you guys??? I love heels, and i love sneakers. But sadly, i cannot love these. Quiet M. Night, everyone expects that now. Why not not? You could have just asked me my step-dad has said that he would eat wet cat food if he really had to. I'm starting to slightly agree. I hope you're a troll. Just because you don't know what something flying in the sky is does not make it a UFO. Üsually for mé, aside from a few I use semi-often®, I have to stab at every key on the keyboard until I find it. Gets old™. >ಠಠ ಠಠ< spider... What, I can't have a genuine emotional response from a piece of literature? Fuck everything about this. George's reaction: A newt ? I've seen this happen too many time, DAMMIT THUMBNAIL... you were really convincing. To be fair its incomprehensible that this situation could occur naturally Waist Sizes: 28"-46" I am prosecute. Son, I am prosecute. Oh you *knew*, you just didn't know you knew. That website played TWO ads with sound automatically. this is getting old Livejournal you have too much anger If he knew the difference between hot and cold, it shouldnt matter his age. What's with the - are you pissed off at the bag? Whoa, Torchlight is still $5? After they had it on a daily deal for $5 6 days ago? Not eight-year-olds. God knows when you poop... he watches. the look on his face is a perfect Good recovery! If he comes onto you (I'm preempting future jokes with ), tell him you're not comfortable with it. Just because he's (possibly) gay doesn't mean he wants to have sex with you. If he continues, get what you absolutely need and get out. Odds are he isn't going to do anything and you're overreacting. When different cultures clash, things get confusing. What is socially acceptable in other countries - like men kissing each other on the cheek as part of a greeting - may not be socially acceptable where you are from, keep that in mind. Redditor for 1 hour What happened to the wand? I dont know who taught you women how to read/write but they wasted a lot of time you could have spent to learn how to operate a loom. Will not click. How about an NSFL tag on this post. A furry? So let me get this straight... they let you prop the twin towers up so you can knock them back down? Who the FUCK downvotes this. Fuckin' Pavlov... aw man, my favorite game of all time! my copy of this that i've had since i was little just broke the other day, so i went to a local game store to buy another copy. $35! Evolution is dumb! Now let's give an example of how dumb evolution is by talking about abiogenesis! At first I was like but then I was like :D I was expecting a load of shit..... It was *the* question I wanted to hear them ask, and I when I didn't hear it. Once again, . Me too. =/ My grandma asked why I've been single for the last four years. Before I could answer she asked, "What? Are you gay?" Gahhhhh. "No. I just suck with women. " neither do condoms To ld > Talking on the phone while driving is just as dangerous When I read that, I was thinking, "Hey I'll make a Han Solo joke in the comments." 3 seconds later... Maybe you aren't as stupid and incompetent as I once perceived. Or maybe you had your man of the house type that. **I AM AN ATHEIST ** I am in the same boat, I got mine on black friday and it seems like a month later, T2i comes out. I was all like . IT'S TOTALLY FINE. NO. Dude. It's the 31st. ** ** Thank you did anyone else notice that his owl is quite skilled at I didn't know that deductive reasoning was reserverd only for the mensfolk I see what you did there. What's a novelty account? Shift, dammit! Shift! Mixed Fruit Juice on the house. Liquor reddit drama A few months back, I was smoking with some friends, we go back to this one dudes dorm, pulls out a 7x7 beastly motherfucker of a rubiks cube, and solves it in 20 minutes. I was like . no he didnt mean taht ... Those were women!??! how is NSFW_Full_Stop not here... Can you fuck ? How do you know what a pig in pain sounds like? I'll be damned. An atheist song that sounds exactly like Christian Contemporary music. > watch everyone buy idle accounts as well ...right "I had to sell my car and take out an equity loan on my house to buy this book" Cardboard Box is also in there, out of only 45 toys or so.. Oh awesome! I'll just check your username to see if it relates to your comme... ** ** It is "When the bird flaps twice, Cuckoo Cuckoo. <Its Sh@rmie>. I would like to know. * *" * * What, do you also make him cook dinner? I'm so glad that is now in my internet cache. Oh hey, how did you know my loadout I was using the other day when the EA rank servers were down. ...You ACTUALLY watched A Serbian Film? ** ** Is that guy rolling around an E.T. doll in that stroller? It's obviously woo, but Wikipedia only states that it was historically used for medicine, and that it was used in Germany until the 2nd World War as a teething aide, but not why usage stopped. Further googling rendered almost nothing except parenting forums going nuts over the necklaces... All his comments is racist and . i wasn't being serious, i was being sarcastically cross I bet I can fuck 100 s. No... That's not the purpose of trying to stop. My mom got these for our whole family for Christmas. Fat jokes of the man that brought you all of this? Great sales, great customer service and a sense of humor? A downvote for suggesting useful books that directly address this issue? yes. i hated its concept and existence God I was thinking you were a guy the whole time, so when you got to the dress I was all like I got divorced this year, ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I honestly could not properly visualize until seeing this gif. Same. \m/ \m/ She's 13. Redditor for one day. I hate you all moving parts // \\\ So the knife was found in her purse instead of lunchbox and her parents refuse to sign a release on her school records so that the school can defend themselves against a media backlash. Not an animated gif? Of course I can drive, I crashed before I got to the roundabout.... I missed digg I have an idea for a troll physics how did you make that face? 1:42 2 0's They're emulating my Sunday ads. How delightful. Well, you mentioned it first. // \\\ ---(Ack!!) Hardly anyone really drinks it, as far as I know it is used for health reasons, apparently for your digestive system; but noone would drink it just 'cause they're thirsty My mom gambles on that site. This woman is a dumbass TSA: Sir, why is there a ziplock bag of what appears to be a white powdered substance in your bag? Deleting your comment because it received too many downvotes? Out of topic: Hur ofta får du som enda kommentaren till dina inlägg? where is this list because i cant find it anywhere Dog: ( ) GTFO PLZ NAO All the games I just bought on the Steam Sale I got a 12. wait is that a sexual innuendo You do realise it's a joke and no one would seriously thing it's made in a factory. Who the fuck would drink $20 milk? >(double negative ) I clicked the link, and saw bunch of black appliances. I was like "WTF is wrong with this". I closed the tab, and looked at the comments. Then clicked the link again. I noticed there's a horizontal scroll bar. I hear a lot of people claim this, and also some people who claim that they never even get drunk. The problem is that they define drunk as "going out of control and blacking out", while you can still be pretty drunk before that happens. Same thing with hangovers. I remember waking up and talking with a friend of mine after a night out and he was like "no, I'm not hung over at all, I just have a bit of a headache" and I was like THAT'S THE HANGOVER, YOU DOLT! 1:14 I did not need to know that this was a thing. Reminds me of this: > In Canada, we're too polite to mention spelling mistakes. Just logged on.. "Welcome to Narnia"? This is one of those times where you wish if a post was downvoted by like 40+ votes it automatically self-destructs. This is why we can't have nice things, because of you. You can't tell if you've seen a " " link after clearing your history. .jpg yeah who the fuck do they think they are putting something on sale and running out of it so it is no longer available. seriously My wife is a caregiver... apparently it must be common for old people to have those... she tells me about finding them all the time... though of course she wonders why they have them... ** ** This hits close to home, I moved, no furniture. Incoming sexual harassment lawsuit. The guild bank can't handle your indiscretions cuddy. read the username Wow, that's weird. Mine too No seatbelt Florida never fails to disappoint. Damn it, Blanch is staring at me again. We're putting your shirt on from now on when we have sex Okay... my title there's no way you can... *looks at username*... Yeh found a shop with Interflora logo on it. Asked me 70£ to send a bouquet Duck face = The is because you referred to expression levels of a *protein*, but (q)RT-PCR measures expression of a *transcript*, and there's a whole field of people who are now doing the former systematically and finding how different it can be from the latter. It does sound like transcript expression is the lesser evil in your case. > Ehh, the hat misconception isn't so bad. I've had several people from around the world ask if we ride horses to school. Actually once, a seven-year-old Canadian asked if we had schools in Texas. I cannot avoid noticing you lost your backpack Cheater! You should be over here, with us. Bitching about life. And then, you get thrown into a 4 man premade of french/spanish 12 year olds What a strange dependency. Both sqlite and ncurses are free, open source, and portable, so let's base a client for the former on a Windows .NET compatibility library ... ‽ ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ at first i was like o_O then i was like O_O and then i was all like I was on /b/ 10 minutes ago as well and was going to post this here At first I was like, huh thats not to bad, they are just kind of strange but their not hurting anyone. But then when they talked about the dog skull I was like Lol, at first I was like and then I was like ^.^ All you had to do, CJ, was follow the Train... " " The ONLY reason I upvoted you was for the explanation. I still of what you said. So you're part of the fucking Tea Party or something? Good night, folks. I've had enough of this blatantly muslim bashing bigotive shit. Keep it classy, /r/atheism NOT EMBARRASING. Because they give me shit about masturbating, why can't I give them shit about doing it Poliwag There was 3 comments 18 hours ago and another 3 19 hours and your comment is 10 hours old... Fuck, yes. I went over to help my neighbor (who always brags about how amazing the picture looks on their 720p projector) because his Xbox Live wasn't working (his internet was just down ). Their 360 was outputting in 480i and their cable box was plugged into some SD receiver, and when I tried to explain to them they should get the right cables and receiver they just kept saying "but it just upscales it, right?" I could not get them to understand that it was just stretching it. No Machete Or when the fingertips are ripped away from her You always carry 2 pens? Odd. Wait, why in the hell do you have a phone AND an MP3 player? They were prophets. They predicted the future...and called themselves *The Prophets* . He's as disappointed as I am in that half assed kiss. He's trying to make their heads explode. Why were you looking at an escort ad? Sounds like an awesome night to watch Oregon clouds... again. Meteor showers almost always happen when the sky is cloudy. Nothing says socially awesome like being a giant bag of douche. I wish my break was longer than a week and a half but, alas, __I have class in 7 hours __ You don't... Bigfoot! In other news, water is wet and jumping off cliffs is dangerous. Quit talking funny. This item sold on 12.28.2010. My university has bins for plastics, paper, and trash. When maintenance comes around to collect it, all the bins end up in the same bag anyway. its starting to get like that with So if you believe in God, you're a religious extremist? I don't think that's how it works She is from Britannia, my mom always said computers/hardware had a mind of their own... i think she was right. You paid $500 for some spotty kitties? >unless you pirate games you mean ....whales are people? I went through an extremely painful (for my parents) depression-and-angst-fueled phase from 13 to almost 16 and my parents *still* pay for me to go to college. I feel extremely grateful for that all the time. I was such an asshole. @ myself. ** ** iPhone 3G here: No it did not work Don't shop at Walmart 4 gigs fart porn... I would check it out, but apparently unity doesn't support real operating systems Why did you have to remind me about that part. * * 15' is a tower? It would barely gently warm my balls if I were standing directly over it. I think I actually just 'd. You can see them all including if you install Kannada. 3th? You're Is it me, or is this cat like the reddit dissapoint mascot? Don't destroy dreams. did he get the job? link doesnt werk Why did you delete your post? Now it'll never get to 250 I may just create 1,000 accounts to make sure this happens ** ** They know who they are... tighty whities... My cat drinks out the toilet, even though we give her fresh water in a bowl id eat there Their link to Andy Irons being an ambassador is 404'd. Including this guy: ? "panties optional" - I'm thinking that doesn't like a thing like Ms. Huxtable. Also, are you using Reddit to cheat? ### Hey be happy you weren't in bronze since launch and the right when you make it to silver your computer craps out. >The Q in Q-tips® stands for quality and the word tips describes the cotton swab at the end of the stick. so you lied to us Socially awesome penguin would never upload an image with this much text as a jpg ** ** It's really scary how much 4th from the bottom looks like my ex ....... China Are you... sure? This is cute, reddit, but the front page is starting to look more and more like the email my sixty-three-year-old dad forwards to me. He sent me this one about two months ago. Now it's at the top of the reddit front page. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Oh GOD... the nightmares he is not I got this is a chain text... now its on here.... I'm fucking watching. I see your and would raise you a RAAAAAAGEFACE but I can't come up with the appropriate emoticon. :/ redditor for 22 days That sounds both narcissistic and manipulative... You already are and abomination. It's like a Dreamworks animator calling out South Park animators for not improving the show's animation Girl in background: Mine used to creep in between the shower curtains and just sit there. Total creeper It looks like I wrote it.. How do you know he's Japanese? Well I eat unknown Greek foods too. Does that mean there's human meat in it? I don't think it's a porn misunderstanding for him, but we'll talk about that just to be sure. He did joke about checking to see if I was broken last time. I hope it was just a joke Peter Molineux, we are still waiting for Fable 2. How long have you been around without telling Jet and Fay-Fay? This ~~meme~~ thing you said is quite tenacious Yes, because that's the only kind of threeway there is according to reddit. Well, it hurt my feelings. Monty. i feel much safer now What if he woke up one morning and his inbox was ten thousand emails with subject and body: He's talking to you, Oregon Redditors. ಠ_ಠ^ Go....Big....Ten.... ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ I couldn't agree more. Rude people will always find ways to be rude, but cell phones sure make it easy for them! I have one friend who constantly receives and then *replies to* text messages when I'm in the middle of talking to him! Nice backhanded gift... Those are always he best I'm trying to find a ladder to the top of that rock in the picture, but there doesn't seem to be one! Charlie, my *male* car, would like a word with you... Fill your refrigerator full of garlic. Put garlic in front of everything. When she goes to get anything from the fridge, she will need to move or touch the garlic. As soon as she does, slap the garlic from her hand, give her the , then point to her mouth and slowly shake your head. Why are they cursors and not reddit aliens? google search 'manhunt' ... I'm not going to downvote you for that sexist parking joke (obviously, you have never met my mother, the absolute champion of parallel parking). But I'm not going to upvote you, either. I made my cursor grind on the other cursors. Such a slutty cursor. That *reminds* me, here's more from the same girl: "You know, if I were to keep dating you, I would feel like a pedophile." I'm 1 year younger than her as far as I remember. Apparently doesn't work for the steam version What happened before the camera was turned on? This is a sun*rise* actually He's playing from CDs Pretty neat set nonetheless. ** It looks like rain!** *7, unless you have a mass of volunteer teachers, education is never going to be free. *9, ignoring the ethical quandary, that program would be bankrupt within a week. *10, creating a federal office of science and reason is a waste of tax dollars, considering it would have no power. *16, I'm fine with a bi-lingual country of english & spanish, but hindi and mandarin make no sense. *22, . *28, good luck finding federal workers. *29, see *28. Other than that, we're on the same page. Penguin, at the end: *woop woop woop woop woop.* "No, don't eat the baby! Oh wait. Bad thumbnail choice. " they tried to blame that on *fireworks?* You misspelled "you're" as well. You guys are perfect for each other. You'll have to build an exit first, newb. He shouldn't be sleeping at all. Jedberg was on HN last night when I retreated there to escape reddit's crashing. I nearly 'd him. I'm concerned as to why why the file name ends in .jpeg when it's clearly a .gif More specifically: "Massholes" are what we from New Hampshire call Massachusetts drivers. Why do so many people from Mass think its ok to pull into a lane and block traffic to turn left? Be nice. ah Why?! Why would that be your favourite?! I *hate* it. I hate it that 'OCD' *isn't in alphabetical order ...* Finally, someone catches a pass from Mallet. well, you asked. don't me, just trying to explain. not you, them. UPS. I've also had things ship from California, 1000 miles away, then back up to Seattle. Interesting how they used comments from YouTube and not Reddit? Not Dominoes. "*Thanks for having me on* " Guys, stop trolling the VXJunkies subreddit. If you guys aren't interested in VX or Armistanian theory, leave us alone. I bet you guys don't even know what the Matrioshka approximation or the Nyquist rate are. get to it I can verify this. Lies! Reddit was down half the day. I only played SA for a little bit, but the world felt a lot bigger, and you could set buildings on fire. You're also black and can ride bicycles ( ). That's all I can remember that's different. Ahh yeah, i bet theres a few south African families proud, and not to mention an Irishman's family... Actually his family might be disappointed with him, I mean an Irishman siding with the English ...keygen musicians... Dude thanks god and all that BS for his recent insta-fame... I had a friend that said she walked out of an OBGYN's office because he was singing "Getting to know you... Getting to know all about you..." as he was putting on his gloves. Use image of generic supernova because it's pretty and imply that it's the supernova she discovered. For realz? 4744751253435555 Exp: 12/11 Verification Code: 42... That is not how the DNA looks. It is factually inaccurate. Definitely - at the moment it's the one thing my VLC-touting iPhone friends can't stop teasing me with . Jelly? Very inappropriate imagery. ** ** The dirty look meant she *dissaproved* Cringe accomplished. Now I have to find a way to get rid of this earworm.... Thanks. Thanks for that. Thanks a lot, lol. I happened to miss that... until now Amelia Pond, what are you doing? You forgot your . I just saw this submitted yesterday... The name of the guy in that documentary is also called Ted. Instead you have Petrino First thing I saw was lafayette's logo on the bottom. And they're located in Bethlehem Everyone's a spy *** *** I was like when I saw the first two pictures. Second two looks amazing though. Miller... Naw dude Watts aren't a measurement of visible light output... sorry... People, please source stuff. you should probably make a rage comic about that The cop even stops to calmly close the car door so he can more effectively beat the guy . Watch for when he accidentally hits the window. Clearly this asshole was in no imminent danger. No shit sherlock. Same here. To add another reason to the pile: I have been resisting the urge to get a smartphone because I don't want to be available 24/7 on my work e-mail. Single use devices have their advantages. Although, this isn't really working out for me because people still often assume I have internet on my phone. Fuck you for ruining something delicious Well played so you, the straight one, licked his dick then fell asleep? talk about lack of reciprocation from party it'd be expected from lol. i thought you were just looking for a hole, personally, but that never happened. interesting read, i won't judge you ( ) You do know that is not purely a Reddit thing, right? 'India IPA' But for some reason it won't display correctly. I got a raise....but it was because they slashed healthcare. "Dont Fuck up my beer now." Parental Controls Here here. It completely killed my warm buzzy feeling... With a mix CD . . . Go rogue. It's their PR departments outing them at the moment. [*tell everyone you know!* **...or else **](//#ramirez) that goes for you too Four if you count the one in the reflection of the look of the " " Looks like he used it as a washer indeed Or we all can't wait to tell ours. I had to remember to upvote as well. to self. What the fuck? My grandfather died of pneumonia I just looked up how much 44 oz is. That's a whole medium-size bottle! Just the other day, my step-father received a ticket for doing this. The ticket says "failure to dim lights"... 5-3 ... That's a multiplicity of 2 ...signification? i have no idea what IANAL stands for, but i'll respond with is the doctor and your ex of opposite sexes? Being Christian is the belief in an invisible entity centered around the quest for personal immortality and the convoluted social habits structured around such a belief... and you're the retard? "I'm and pregnant" It must have been something else that I assumed was . It definitely looked like it was some kind of text parsing error, maybe it was one of the variants of the look. still.... Suuuuuuuure, "Legendary_Ironwood," it MUST be the pants. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Why? You owe Monsanto a dollar for using the word Monsanto. Shit! Now I owe them 2 dollars. Look what you made me do. ಠ*ಠ* *ಠ*ಠ ಠ*ಠ* *ಠ*ಠ ಠ*ಠ* *ಠ*ಠ ಠ*ಠ* *ಠ*ಠ ಠ*ಠ* <boobies> *ಠ*ಠ ಠ*ಠ* *ಠ*ಠ ಠ*ಠ* *ಠ*ಠ ಠ*ಠ* Search that page for: "According to history student Maeve Jones's essay on high treason..." don't look at me, it's at my place . At fist I was like, , but then, I lol'd. To everyone that doesn't know, this was something started in 4chan. He means post CP. Dammit, why is this one getting more votes? HAHA! But you're totally on my side. With horse legs it's a perfect metaphor that the hardest struggles, and biggest rewards, are found within yourself. maybe. Only for transmissions. I can't tell if this is supposed to be a joke - Thats the CTU, not the FBI... unless... I hope only two of those were out of order. Looks like a big fat scam to me. Come on, "helps in the prevention of breast disease"? I said some things are ruined by modern invention, not that modern invention isn't useful. Formatting Do you console? I had a prospective mate confess she didn't know what the Berlin Wall was... I want to know when they get to the part where flesh and blood people are 3/5 of a Goldman Sacks. epic... Looks like he's making the face. Redditor for 5 hours . On the contrary, now he winks at me Eight. Foot. Screen. What has been seen cannot be unseen... thanks a lot, OP COD - I think you meant FPS - Pedobear is recruiting I see..... Eeeh not really. 43/2 years . My brother does this from playing too much GTA. He'll be driving and see a group of people and say "Ooh, thats a nice juicy thicket of pedestrians." Stopped reading at "That doesn't mean that Hitler wasn't an atheist responsible for the death of 6 million human beings." It doesn't take two hours to slam a compact disc into the back of someones head and say 'Read the fucking song credits!'.. What on Earth were you doing? Gee... thanks. Wow, he takes innocent people hostage and gives them, I would imagine, the fright of their lives. Let's glorify him! Man, it was in my first post !! But evolution isn't a belief. But evolution isn't a belief. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ There's a **stark** username to reply dissonance here. Ill save you the trouble. My girlfriend made me get a large pop and popcorn came out to 18.25 plus tax. OH YEAH! no refills. Warn for what? You are in a PENIS subreddit which is a NSFW sub-reddit >write a story where one of the five senses, or the absence of one, becomes of **critical importance**. You haven't see*n* Lexi Belle So everyone has to buy their own cartridge. uhh here we go again. The servers have enough trouble without you burning them down. Glass computer desk *reaches in bucket for popcorn* wait... that's not popcorn... I see someones out a lot of thought into fisting someone tied to a chair. So uncool. The end with the pictures and the nudie lady kind of ruined it. Kate Gosselin? Bought this game for the iPhone and they changed the bloody soundtrack What is wrong with you? Did you actually crack the code or did somebody else... If you use emoticons nobody expects you to use proper punctuation second chance... in the future i foresee 87.92% of the worlds population will say lulz twice daily (at least) and everyone will know that herps precede derps SIDT one-upped every single person here that replied in text only. He even one-upped every single person here who knew how to . Don't just go! GO EPIC! ( ) First, thanks for the well-poisoning holocaust denier smear. ( ) bahahaha both friends, actually. I don't think my Fiancee would approve, either (\/) ( ) (\/) Couldn't she go inside and buy beer? [](/poker "Or was she underage? ") The problem is when a guy puts his arm around my shoulder and his hand ends up hovering in such a place that it looks like he's about to squeeze a handful. More often than not there's an "accidental" fingertip brush. Nákvæmlega, í næstu mótmælum ættu allir að hafa " " á skilitinu og ekkert annað. SEE?!?!?!? THIS is why we can't have nice things!!! This isn't /r/circlejerk. I recently had my first real TSA patdown at Logan Intl. Airport in Boston on my way to San Francisco. I fully cooperated... there were two agents with me (one of them, the one actually performing the patdown was training I think) - They explained all the steps they were gonna do, where they would touch me, how they would touch me, and that if at any point I was uncomfortable to let them know. I was standing behind a glass window when they did the pat down, so, in public and anyone could see it (I didn't really give a shit) but they told me that if I wanted to move to a private room for the inspection to let them know at any time, even if I change my mind halfway through the patdown. The TSA guys actually seemed more uncomfortable about it than me... I just wanted to get it over with and get on my next plane, and by staying within visibility range of the public eye it kind of drew attention to how ridiculous these new pat down procedures are. I was wearing a plain t-shirt and jeans, and socks. The agent would literally feel up my entire body.... like he'd feel my chest etc. where it was clear that it was just a t-shirt.... then move on to the sleeves.... and the whole time I'm thinking "yep, just a guy in a t-shirt"... he even pressed down on my socks...which are...you know, pretty tight around my feet so I don't know what they'd be expecting to find there. And it was like "yup... nothing here, just feet." - I saw them feeling up a highly pregnant woman next to me, touching her pregnant belly all over in hopes of finding some mysterious explosive device or whatever they think we are carrying on us. The whole thing just seemed laughable to me. Anyway, I let them proceed so I could get out of there. They emptied my entire carry on bag and my pockets and went through all my shit... even looked through my wallet. I'm a song writer so I carry a writing journal with me usually. They even opened that and flipped through the pages. They then touched every object I had on me with a cloth and ran it through a screening device to check for explosives or other unusual chemicals. The whole time I'm having small talk with them.... I asked them if they ever actually find anything dangerous ... their response "thankfully not. but sometimes we find knives people forgot to take out of their bags" The whole thing took maybe 10 minutes. I didn't think it was bad at all. If anything I found it hilarious because of the precision and thoroughness of how they touched every part of my body when it was so painfully obvious that I was just some dude wearing a t-shirt and jeans. I also went through the full-body scanner on the first leg of the trip in Montreal. Took about 2 seconds. No big deal.... just thought i'd share my experience. OK so racism is cool as long as you form your arguments well? This shit pisses me off far more than some kids saying nigger on reddit. Just because someone clearly stated an argument does not make that worthwhile. You can get any dumb fucking idea upvoted on reddit as long as you speak clearly. My girlfriends typically wants about 30 seconds of foreplay before you grabs my junk and points to her vagina. So a father spends time with his son, and you infer child rape? I was throughout the whole vid, wtf. The money or the fish? ... wait a backstab is no longer an instant kill..... 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I was a little more blown away by the fact that she's a massive porn star... are there going to be dudes in shades and black suits showing up at my door now that i've clicked on this link. I know, it absolutely sucks. Fuck Foxtel for taking away my favourite shows. Well you promised to delete if you got 2000 it's amazing how we're still afraid of our gfs/wives like we were afraid of our moms... it's creepily oedipal. men of reddit, . ... ... ... My sister, who made me listen to this song, thought a G6 was a car. "Metal Knight"? "Mike"? "Kirbo"? You don't speak for my organs, removed or not. I, for one, never trusted a dog...let alone one named Helo, . Porn mods are a given. So pussies too. Friends @USDeptOfJustice THIS IS DOUBLEPLUS UNGOOD # ... I do not approve of the ending though. [Jack Marston, ](/spoiler). I'm hoping for a prequel :) I swear this shouldn't be a hard problem to fix. It's amazing that it's still a problem 7 years later I see what you did there They're using *science* to explain the difference between "kind" and "species"? Photobucket Searched HHH and nothing came up, so I thought I'd post this classic track; and now "other discussions" is showing one posted 5 months ago. Possibly they downvoted you because they like their puns factually accurate. Ions just weren't involved in this story, despite the (wrong) caption on the photo saying "ionized electrons" Among the list of things that make no sense is the concept of "Replication". I was baffled by the concept that after I pushed the send button it didn't actually send it until it hit replicate. It makes everything slower by the fact that in order to receive anything you also have to hit replicate... Lotus notes also likes to just not send emails sometimes, the "lotus notes id" concept works kinda, but really the only usable thing about it is the integration between the calendar and the emails, but most good have even better versions of that. I have met one or two people who actually like lotus notes but the majority I have found is.. well, its about as bad as outlook right? So I guess all email clients are bad.. At first I was like when I saw "Metal Night," then I cracked up when I realized you were spelling them all wrong. Y U NO ORGANIZE YOURSELF? ... Quicktime 4 lyfe a divorce?! just for that?! dude, she hid it from you because she was ashamed and embarrassed. for some reason, she feels that she can't come to you about certain things... not saying this is your fault, but dude.. you're supposed to be in a partnership here. campers Your user name makes me think of Proteus sp. of bacteria :). Thanks for the well wishes and I'll pass it on! Call your grandfather more though What does the stand for? man, ur good, i got 39 years old. sad thing is i'm 19. i got a lot of work to do. My thought process: "Hrm, I wonder what's going to... wait, he's scooping ice cream? It isn't April first yet! " The report function isn't only for spam, it's to report a post to the mods. Since every subreddit can have its own community standards, the use of the report function is dynamic. Try reading the FAQ for once. False accusations "aren't very ently now are they?" [7] Blonde-haired, blue-eyed Swedish guy...hm, could you broaden the scope a little bit more please? jet fuel inside the gate? Morrow, I was like "wow this guy is so legit, just like me". Then I realized I got this link off the front page As a Texan, Matt. Did SVER rape your mother and then kill your puppy? WTF man? >1,500,000 homeless children in America. where did you find this.... Sorry angry french guy but I think you should really stop bashing half of the city in this thread. Why all this hate? It's so 40 years ago... And i'd be standing behind you waiting to rape you. Of course, because who wouldn't love someone who knows how to manipulate a subreddit for karma. I frequently draw on my assignments/tests. It amuses me. > lets hope not You have got to be kidding me lies and slander Leaked? It was in a freaking GameInformer article. That is not leaked. KILL IT WITH FI-- wait.. Instant ramen. Yes, that is truly the worst thing she's done with her life. I must know how this was done. No gloves Is it weird that I don't much like cats? ** ** Wow.. I didn't know we could take a picture of our own galaxy. Sushi? Something sounds fishy. >I can't stand how some ads that play sounds still play the sound, even tho you can't see the ad. double negative European accent? Don't feed the troll. Yes! He doesn't use the C stick. Yeah, we'll probably blow out the Eagles or something. encouraging knowyourmeme.com? ** ** No story really, Higuain is in Chicago getting operated on, and will be out for 2 months at best, all season at worst. Considering how awesome Benzema plays ( ), we all want Higuain back as soon as possible! Why did you bother taking the time to tell OP you have no suggestions when you had nothing else of value to say? Where is your reloading gear? Well, *lucky you*. Why does your friend have girlish blonde hair? Or do you.. .. Wait a minute!! Hey everyone! This guy ha- The concept of honor killings make me go . You are not mistaken, many of them are forbidden, and yet they continue to do them, and then claim they are sanctioned by the Quran. A little to the left... Maybe I liked it better on the other side... No. No, I have not. I unsubscribed from /r/politics because i don't live in the US and don't have any care for US politics at all. Yet this morning i woke up to see all but two posts on my frontpage were about US politics and had deceptive titles... ಠ_ಠ^ Yes, Bill Ayers and Malcolm X are two really mainstream liberals that have a huge impact on the current political climate. so it has begun... they're alive > That is often true. My ex-gf is a great artist and draws all of her friends pretty accurately, imperfections and all. Her self portraits, however, are always ~30 pounds lighter, with bigger boobs. This, is a fucking repost There is a UK home game the 15th cold scotch Albert Einstein is not amused. I'm a little buzzed so pardon my overuse of I'm maxing out at about 55kB/s right now What about his not talking about the girl in the poke-a-dot panties...If so ? Fish on the Snoqualmie River? Only weekly. Snoqualmie Brewery? Yes, please. Snoqualmie Falls? Yes. Mt. Si? Of course! Driving along the logging roads into the mountains? Fun. Outlet mall? He just took 4th with the lower one I see what you did. It is pretty easy to cheat the high score list with the use of a JS debugger (firebug...). My own JS game (a Tetris clone) is using a similar highscore system and has the same vulnerability. As the code is running on the client, I've found no easy way to prevent cheating. My current solution is to include a look of disapproval comment in the relevant functions Not much in the way of math in a dynamic system? Rad? Then why not do it the other way around? ** ** The lord is not pleased with your comic-stealing Frenzy bring me one at once Sensationalist headline? In r/news? ... ..no one hahaha! shoot, now that's what I'm going to see every time. I will probably run into the same problem in the future. My current girlfriend has a pretty religious family who will most certainly want us to get married in their church. Not sure how that's gonna go down that does not make any sense imo. So if a chinese player ever gets nominated, he's certain to win it? FIFA once again proving that they have everything under control .... ah, ex lives there ** ** without washing his hands TIL that there's a French terror group whose only cause is to fight the import of foreign wine... "Is there really a large enough community still playing it to justify the buy" "Trusted and loyal ASW members who meet certain criteria have the privilege of inviting a limited number of their friends to the network. If you know someone with this privilege, you can ask them to invite you. If not, please be patient and continue to ask around in your own personal and professional circles." Cuz they're really easy to remember. I only promote synergy around this office Oh cool, a 2-door Toyota Corolla. I read that as "I was offered a house for a snog" and went Great, this is MY local paper. pretty sure you said you were an aupair Redditor for 5 days. "Which alphanumeric characters are in your password?" " " I had an anthro prof that studied amazonian cultures, and he told us a story about taking ayahuasca. He said 'I turned into a jaguar.' a few giggles. He was totally serious. She's fallen all the way to 5 in the new year... i don't know exactly where she lives but i will be stalking now 760 views on youtube, yet 1,295 up votes? I did. and you didn't have time to grab your towel I don't really like the idea of letting a boner "rip." the closest thing to 1rd person zoophilia? The Phoenix Cardinals..... You're on Reddit now crapple, the correct face to use is I managed to stop myself biting my nails a long time ago, but now I just bite the skin down around my nails For some reason, I keep getting goosebumps when I read these. It's odd that you should say that, because I had a wicca/pagan phase during middle school too. But I was hoping to be like your fiance, convincing someone to take a realistic and logical look at what they believed in. But no, it wen just the opposite way. She got baptized just a few days ago.... . Just this minute: *Someone give that boat an up boat.* I really did not want to know that these people exist What is this sex you speak of? <ಠ_ಠ>This is why we can't of nice things. </ > Whatever it's used for, it looks painful Wait, you mean people from different generations with different cultures don't easily conform to ours? I thought you were going to bed No. The goal of Super Fill-up is to fill up 66.6% of the screen. You then move on to the next level. The "balls" are how many more faces ( ) you may add to the screen. The "lives" are how many more chances you get to avoid hitting the bouncing red balls. Photobucket... There was one group I THOUGHT could be them, a guy had a green rage t-shirt on and was loud and obnoxious..but they also had a cut up birthday cake in front of them. *sigh* I'm sad to say - my social anxiety stems from the fact that TOO MANY of my friends, when asked if they are Redditors, don't know what I'm talking about. My imminent enthusiasm is quickly followed by Yeah but Mcdonald's is SO GOOD sometimes I seriously wonder if the secret ingredient to their dollar menu is crack. I like their food a lot sober but if I'm drunk and/or high the awkward high schooler asking me "Thank you choosing McDonald's, what can I get for you today?" is like a sweet siren's song to my ears. (Note: I don't drive drunk, somebody else is driving.) I'll be damned what wifi policies they have, I'm gonna get my munch on. I can wait til I'm home to view softcore gay porn. Marketing when you aren't even working. No wonder he's considering promoting you. But I don't know if I'd ever accept a much larger workload with nothing but a promise for promotion. definds Repost. Seriously, you answer it? Typo in title. Should be: " I wish I knew what my mom looks like". i kept reading fap Is there a joke I'm missing? Why are half these comments suggesting watermelon sex? My favorite part is seeing the ends of your wipers sticking out of the 18" of snow on your windshield. Also the other "**M**" word, **midichlorians**. it's shit like this itu... ... I made it about 3/4 of a second. Good! That shit is seriously bad for you. *awaiting answer* No. You're not the only one. > But how do we know you're really jedberg? Wait..Machoke can't use hard.. Barely hour old repost Nice try SeattleDungeon.com owner Get a 9-5 job hippie . Removal of fear immunity for Berserk, ok. Removal of fear break for Berserk, once every 3 minutes, . But how do we know you're really ketralnis? Too far. Let it die. Taylor Swift > The original is freaking awesome. wut do u meen 1 of dose ppl??? Someone who's sick? Metal Hammer subscription for the US: $90. Paramus, NJ is not New York, NY Damnit. Close to 50?, I meant in the 40s. You had four-stars as your rank, so I'm assuming you're in the 40s. 1500 while in the 40s? In the end, you got 1500 while in your 40s. You didn't get any revive or even assist pins (that I can tell of), despite being a Medic. And it was one of your best matches. Ugh. On one hand I don't think I've ever seen a top tier mmo do a bear-man. On the other hand, . Dead ringer for Speaking of Rose, she totally (in 1988, first edition of The Cake Bible) debunked the myth that you need to use dowels to support a cake's weight. Drinking straws pushed through the cake and cut flush are way easier to user and work perfectly no matter how dense or tall your cake is. I have used them to build 5-tier cheesecakes. Yet, over 20 years later, people still talk about dowels. 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Worst part was that I knew my 8am English class was going to be pointless anyways - consisting of no more than a review of the syllabus. You do realize that it doesn't matter how it performs to some people. Looking tough is enough for a lot of insecure dictators... And if you think that they didn't carefully lobby for the F-35 you don't pay attention. Or you missed the Point believe me they buy as many politicians as money can buy their corporate life depends on it they don't have another leg to stand on. OHMYGOD that poor girl. Did she really sleep through you pulling her panties open and stuffing your shit in them? Also I have to wonder if she thinks that the reason you left is that she shat herself and the smell woke you and you were all like and GTFO...... or something. No! Bad, bad jew! It's a slippery slope: The one time I stopped by #redditcanada it was just people bugging each other to get on tinychat. We're better than this. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ??? 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Smart has been doing the fixed rate thing for years, even when they only offered WAP. I'm a heavy internet user so smart was the only choice. The PhP 0.15/kb rate IS expensive! 153 pesos for 1MB Honestly, I think I get more enjoyment out of watching people try to be a karma whore and fail, than actually be funny. Staten Island. I'm from there. ps3bc2, I am disappoint. Yes I am insanely hot... >Now I've seen everything!! My dad's a triathlete, and I cannot deal romantically with guys shaving/grooming their leg hair. It reminds me of my dad and his friends. Or the 5-8 might have you katy perry ? I see what you did there me too! yay "This is the biggest black hole in the nearby universe," said astronomer Karl Gebhard I wasn't aware we could see in nearby universes. I've always made it just like this, and I've always sliced everything by hand.... Dude. I'm about to go to bed. WHY YOU DO THIS TO ME! I can't not read it but if I do read it ill have nightmares. Dead people can't sue you... 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People that see :D feel happier than those that see web apps programmed in 'meh' languages like PHP, Jave or C. There's also other similar dialects of the language like :), ;), and of course . HMMmmm Hmhmmm It was the midichlorians. And he's still your boyfriend? It's like that scene in Baseketball Real gamers don't play MW2 I'm on to you Umadbro? I know, right? No edit star. turned me on... invisible hand... you can always just Copy Paste you know: demonstration I bet there's a scene where she does something clumsy like knock something over into an ice sculpture at a wedding or maybe just fall straight down when she's trying to look sexy... All girls are clumsy! TEEHEE! That's 20% The top note changes halfway through. Hey. Do you have that one ... First I was this: "Will Russell and Paul be able to pull it off" I see what you did there. Upvoted. what, no capitalization for Africa? I feel like its very hard not to find a ಠ_ಠ on thread about If there was ever a time for .... Why aren't you a doctor yet? I *am* that taco... And don't you **DARE** try and eat me meanwhile.. the next night? > ~~PC assholes~~ **people who successfully maintain ethically non-monogamous relationships and when people project their own relationship issues onto everyone else** can bring on the down votes. I just used this only to receive a "U + me = ". I guess this isn't as bad as that time Seventeen told me to use a turkey baster on my boyfriend's penis. Well. Ex boyfriend. Lol Seventeen, ilu. <3 :) Is that the enterprise version of ? You know what also burns? Gun stores and shopping malls. And in many ways...you were . All of you meatheads are just careless meatheads I have carpet in my bathroom as well. Because carpet in a high humidity room is always a good idea. Appears to be more than one loaf I also live in NB, to be specific... Too late for me I have the same reaction if kids start getting to friendly with my boobs or crotch. "Hey heeeeeeeeey I really don't want you to think that there's anything wrong with boobies or crotches *but you just really don't need to touch mine *." You don't? I definitely got a laugh, followed by a , out of "tampon flops out." East London line is on the map Let me amplify that: **You've never seen The Matrix?** Little Mosque on the Prairie... I was right with OP until the last line You now live with THEM. Outlanders? Because if you don't believe in an afterlife, why would you be willing to die for your country? It's the only reason. Mac Although your efforts are appreciated, those bodies are ***clearly*** in a pile, not in a grave. Of course you could make the argument that the bodies are buried among other bodies, but I think that would be a misleading use of the terminology. Also, you have ruined my sandwich-eating experience. You were at a Starbucks: [](/son " ") >If I call up feeling ill, I get the over the phone. on trees? etiquette When people say "I love video games" then say Modern Warfare/Black Ops is their favorite, I tend to I suddenly have this really bad taste in my mouth TIL labradoodles exist. Is that a threat? explain. Agreed. With all the good that the reddit community does, it's really sad to see it simultaneously supporting the public humiliation of someone Just got back home from NYC. Saw this classy fellow on my ride to the airport. You can't tell from the pic but this was a very crowded car, everyone was all like . He had created a 2 yard empty bubble around him. His hand was moving around. It was disgusting. It's very easy to compare it. It's a device that takes you literally seconds to use, and can save you tons of <insert time, money, or life here>. As I said, risk/reward - you're risking nothing but a few seconds of time, there are practically no reasons not to get one. 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Where are these schools teaching people to use double spaces after periods? I have never in my entire life used double spaces, been told to use double spaces, or encountered anyone who uses double spaces. I had no idea double spaces were a "thing". Why is there a spectator that screams every single time the ball is kicked? Stared at this for a while looking for any animation before realizing it was a .png Your wife makes fine blankets. well if you rescue by 2 or 3 years of age usually you know if these dogs have a problem or not. However, poor guys do not have the longest life span ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ Happy birthday! Oh, btw, smoking? "Design is Gay" She's going to be mad when she realizes that there is no 15th month to get married on reminds me of this old story from way back when about a couple of family members who died trying to save their uncle/father when he succumbed to the fumes from a septic tank. they just kept on going in there and dying one after the other. Needs more That's a nice looking fake hand you have there Ankle is a bit sore, but that was a previous injury that was reinjured by someone . Not sure if this is where it should go but here have an upvote and this Well if you really want to I won't stop you, but... Underrated by who? I don't anyone who rates him low. That's like saying Commander Adama was an underrated character in Battlestar Galactica. Flirty**Gurl** No, I am **not** This might be a stupid question but what is RF? I googled some variations to see if I could figure it out but the only thing I found was "royalty-free yogurt clipart..." I wanted to you over the term "cooning out" but I was going to make a similar observation. A 50-60 year career and all people ever talk about are the goofy voices he did during some Jello commercials in the 80s. I'd get sick of that shit after a while too. USA! USA! USA... oh... The words "imperforate anuses" don't strike you as particularly horrible? Then you sir are a pyromaniac. One entire coal piece for one pork? <strong> </strong> Watermark. Dat Soulstealer with codex and spellshards Bringin the hurt. IMDB I've seen you post EEEVVVEERRYWHHHEERRE. You are just posting so more people see your cool crocodile, aren't you? And it was knocked out by his own teammates foot. I'm talking about you, Bernard Berrian Still plenty of time left Exactly. This is the only way we express disapproval: See you next year dirty birds  No. Protip stays. Nice character skin That's 21,489 people I say to. This article is all text. Where is the water going? You made no reference of how he took the picture from a tree as well. You've shamed X... They do make them in child sizes... ...but the scale looks fine for a regular sized one to me. When I saw the comment: " " The thing that caught my eye was making poop into coffee. wait a minutes.... nonsymmetrical You fapped to Justin Bieber The episode pairs fursuiting and someone who eats couch cushions. Nice. I remember during my Eagle Scout interview with the local BSA honchos and the religion question came up and I was like "Ya I'm not too religious and I don't go to church." And they were all ** ** at each other, so I was quick with the"But I'm spiritual" card because I didn't want to fuck it up after all that hard work. Nope, it's a naturally occurring rock formation Words can't describe my reaction to this comment. I need ascii are of +LOL making sweet sweet love to eachother, where are those god damn novelty accounts when you need them! A customs officer in the Airport in Edinburgh, Scotland asked me to sign her copy of Twilight almost looks like Nature, you gotta be kidding me. Horizon ratio..... At first I was like . You don't like coffee and ramen?! My father’s new Tundra has a skid-plate that requires special service tools to be removed for things as minor as an oil change. He’s successfully rebuilt 1980’s era transmissions (Ford even, ) and this skid plate has actually gotten him to use the dealer to service the engine. There have been many times - dates or not - that I go out with a guy, and he opens the car door for me. Then he proceeds to tell me, "Don't feel special, I do this for everyone." First I was like but then I was like [](/lol) Reddit is not anon. I'm reminded that in *Final Fantasy X* there were these little blue creatures. At one point in the game you come across one who is in need of help. "Save me!" he means to say, but because of their accent it sounds more like "Shave me! *SHAVE ME!*" That's when you ask to speak to the manager/supervisor about their employee's wildly inappropriate attempt at small-talk. "No. Go away." I saw this pic earlier on reddit. I think you're lying. He can't. They're all dead. YouTube comments 2 girls went up to me once and asked if they could shave my balls... FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!! First time I ever root for the Patriots and you bastards are ruining it. Now I have to pull for a rapist. . . There aren't any stars on the flag . My friend wouldn't shut up about this movie when we were in 7th grade. He made me watch it and I just sort of like You forgot to carry the 1. I hate living in Canada sometimes No, you don't. I have seen such a beast, and it is a terrible and unholy thing. I'm 22 and a majority of my friends got married within the last year. A year ago, they started saying how in love they were and how happy they were to be married. They started asking me when my bf and I were getting married (we'd only been together a few months). Fast forward to today. They still ask me and when I say, "Fuck! I don't know, I'm too young right now" they start telling me how smart I am and how they wish they had waited. You didn't edit that post His wife's in a coma I would be less confused if the legend included all lines. Red dashed isn't in it. Ewwww, when you were twenty they were only ten. Have you no shame? art shows are also for artists. If God wanted us to believe in him, he would have existed, however, then this planet would have been under a totalitarian rule, hardly a happy place me thinks considering his books. Upboat for like totally reading my mind. I like this one best: Not as bad as gosugamers.net plastering the results all over the front page when I'm trying to find the link to the stream/vod. This so much. I actually read The C++ Programming Language page from page. My head was like after the basics were covered. He said. On reddit. I think I might have crashed him by giving as input :D It hasn't returned an answer for 5 minutes :P I was expecting a nice, interesting comparison of celebs. Instead I found images I want to now unsee. I think we were trolled. *whines* "But I don't wanna play carrrdds! I wanna watch TV WITH YOU!" The ol' in out in out. release date : 2006, for a move ? > stalking old boyfriends. By twenty seconds in a different subreddit. well i hope you're not supernatural John: I was reading through this post really fast and I could have sworn I read "Cannibalism legalized!" Upboat for not being cannibalism. It's Martin Luther King day... Professional gamer playing Kinect? Cannot unsee great user name. that was hilarious until i got the mental image Yup! It keeps getting bigger too. I just hope the US doesn't find out about it... You didn't keep the tin, did you? Seriously. I had to right click > save as every file one by one. I guess it is more how I generally feel while driving. My thoughts exactly. Here's a face reddit. How do you know all this if it hasn't even aired? He WENT into a coma. No. You annoying assembly people always ruining everyone's novelty programming language fun ** ** At first I was like "damn that lady looks like a little girl!" Then I was like My biggest complaint in school, so far, is all the "appeal to anecdote" that went on in 1L. Example: "One time, my friend got into a fight outside a bar, and the cop said it was totally cool because he was drunk, so you're wrong about the application of the intoxication defence". yo i heard you were a karma whore.....so i downvoted you Not a backwards flip, anything but a backwards flip in the air mutilating babies? balls...I am a girl We continue to watch with eyes that never stop glaring. There's no paper in that toilet Please tell me this is fake I thought it was a pretty funny web comic up until that fateful day when the author thought it would be a good idea for one of the main characters to have a miscarriage Thanks, ahh yes I know what you mean. There's hardly any transparency in the song, and I can partly blame that one on the bass track... constant strumming How unexpected. I already used that one This belongs in WTF ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ On Reddit, it is good form to purposely missfell for karma. Wonderful. They don't ship to my country. That's not what I meant... That means that you really wanted to bone Eureka wut I suppose Federal spending decreased during WWII then? Ma'am*. but at least 15% more accurate Godzilla's never been taller than 334 feet... >Have we already forgotten that Glenn Beck has yet to deny raping and murdering a girl in 1990? When did youtube start doing this annoying redirect to their home page if you have the reddit bar up? Grr. Ink Paris gelatin nacho What do you mean by SS? edit: Sorry, WAS MEINST DU MIT SS BEDEUTEN? What you would actually be fighting for is the right to not be accused of being a pedophile for being in the same vicinity as a child having their diaper changed. Yes. That's good to hear, although I'm pretty unimpressed that they can just ask you for ID. If it happened to me, I'd have this face on me: I thought that said, "My roommate can fap really really fast..." Could have cross-posted my link from r/documentaries . I just saw a user review of a Linksys wireless router. He/She rated it 1-egg due to the fact that it didn't work with a Mac. A failed post AND a repost at that? Glad you're on this website... Nothing with words. Oh come on, I've lurked AskReddit forever. It has been knocked down by a bunch of meme-aggregators now... Sexual elements in Minecraft Objective, objectivism Intentional? ಠ_ಠ^ browser-vendor agenda You are correct. I sympathize with his crusade against the cost of higher education but that really did him no favors. And now I'm just disappointed in myself that I was able to recognize that it was Gucci as it was flashed on screen for a few seconds. > EDIT: Shocktop? I'm just annoyed that dogfort won regardless I wondered why there had been a rush of people asking for comment flags. Too bad they never made a sequel. I don't see the fuss. I know plenty of mothers who enjoy relaxing with friends and having drinks. If the bottle displayed a downtrodden woman neglecting a crying child, then I'd be . 40 So much repost. the source tv server has a password too Here's the way I look at it. I clicked the link expecting to find something that needed support, and got something that's saturated within the US market. I totally dig the excitement and all, but I saw Decemberists and instantly . You don't sound arrogant or cocky, the title just kinda seemed like something less mainstream that I wouldn't otherwise hear. Funny. I *like* ear piercings and tattoos You know what would be awesome? Getting her ears periced. this man-with-a-home is right.. "fapfapfap" works too...but in a weird way. Manga is more expensive in that app than it is on amazon. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Millennium Edition 598 people and I'm out of logos. I am disappointed in each and every one of you (except for those who contributed.) I've lost a few wallets in my time and one time this stinky anus of a person has the nerve to mail back my empty wallet with a note saying something along the lines of "Thanks for the cash! Ha ha." **droped** I didn't upvote this shit you fucking cheesedick go somewhere else with your sociopathic vendetta against re-posts. Are you trying to be ironic or something by using " "? I mean, I've seen it in just about every thread ever and it's not a very creative response for someone who was just complaining about a lack of originality. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Rooting for Jinro, but on the SQ stream, it kinda looks like he's wearing a jacket made of garbage bags. "Know if it's daylight while you're underground" ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ I missed the sodomy Dude?!? Can't tell if this is sarcasm. It's a shame they don't offer the same "free to start" dev tools for iOs and android as they do for PC. TIL is one syllable ...you mean that's not what that pouch really is? ** ** fyi this image correctly displays on mac, rather than Why are you using Heineken bottles? Those are green. She also said that the biggest victims of war are women. Nice try, Microsoft! Hey you, we have the same wife Chuck Taylor wedding? what the ef!? 4 upvotes and one friend request? Oh Boo Hoo imageshack... No he does not want to touch your joystick and control your monkey Your family is going to destroy what's left of the Earth. You should respond by drawing a on the top of the toilet seat every time she leaves it down. ** ** ಠ_ಠ U Mad Reddit Liberals? top right of your browser: "Horse Porn".... Inglip does not approve of bestiality "Must of" Really?... "I'm a raper!" Cool, he can help keep all the local Groupon ads running on every page I visit. Come on guys, I am sure he will represent his constituent unbiasedly That's Farscape. They put sugar in mayo now? Dude..I LOOKED and LOOKEd...didn't see anything else..WHICh is rather rare. But..Oops I read that as "baby sister" you mean this look Says the guy who mixes up -ion and -ing. I believe he means subreddit FOLLOW US ON DIGG This looks like an anti drug commercial those kids swimming in their own swimming pools while and I'm here working my ass off to pay the damn country club. those brats! There's no trucks in World of Warcraft. So when I was at work, I couldn't see the comic sans. Now I can. Your threesome story was pretty epic too Well, I for one use a separate account to respond to job requests that I otherwise keep off of reddit. there's something about this whole thing--- I KNOW! It's shit like this, reddit... Here come the narwhals I think you mean, that he meant, I like that the dinosaur is giving the old , as if to say "seriously? i'm being used as part of some Creationist propaganda?" Having done my deadlifts this morning, my back twinged a little just watching that... then I felt pure rage as they celebrated like he was a legend. > delynnium: Your threesome story was pretty epic too Wow this is your first season and you are already trying to do stunts like this? This has happened to me more than once Drinking olive oil? ** ** This story seems "fishy" I don't know. I don't understand the people on reddit sometimes. I saw this comic with the title "Its shit like..." and in the comments it had the title it has now and was reposted by a different guy. I was just pointing it out so that people would know that he wasn't the original guy who made it. Maybe people just hate JUSTICE. Paula Deen's show on Food Network. So what if I think naming an animal Keith is hilarious... ROB What is this! It drives me nuts. Disables whatever function i was trying to use when it popped up, only way to fix is to restart my browser. I have very slender, soft hands. You will enjoy it. Would you be gay for enjoying it? What?! No one knows Adventures in Babysitting? Whatever he said when explaining how he was about to pop my hemorrhoid I thought I was pretty clever in high school when my sister and I broke off the ends of Milkbones and dipped them in melted chocolate. It was right after Halloween and we convinced a few people they were "fun size" candy bars. We tricked a few people and it was all fun and games until some guy on the bus actually LIKED them after finding out what was inside. As a Montanan I can confirm this Living in Mississippi, I work with yahoo's like this. Pretty sure I have a permanent hand-shaped mark on my face from all the face-palming that goes on. Just the other day while I was setting up an computer in someone's office my boss and coworker start talking about how a lot of young people these days are atheists, and all that can be done is hope someone saves them from damnation. While my co-worker just nods and says, "Well if they don't they'll all burn in hell for eternity." They look at me through the door and all I can do is just . Nice try, Dead_Skull. *** *** ಠ_ಠ^ Not smart enough. I have a headache from my eyes trying to focus that text. plz explain what's this supposed to mean: . Thanks! fucking hipsters... Okay, so I just got home from work, clicked on your link, and sadly, I realized that I have seen this before. Fucking internet how do you do that with out using ctrl c? 2 threads huh.... high five you for being cool. One of those characters has no tits, dude. Even worse is when people borrow books and magazines to keep themselves occupied while going to the bathroom. **ALT**-f?? What kind of heretic are you?! I just laughed out loud like an idiot and promptly received two from my colleague and a client sitting a few feet away. wait..weres the black guy > wait..weres the token black guy Golf archery and zoo butchery are both outlawed by the Geneva convention, as well you know For whom do they organise these drinks and why are we not invited? 50% girls as a representation of reddit.... yeah right How about "Hey I'm gonna throw this knife to slow my chasers who popped ignite on me" and that's just the amount of life you needed to survive the burn "I'd like to invite you down to my basement now.. to see my laserdisc setup" i thought it was 'bhaoo' rather than 'bahoo' i was confused...until i looked at the author You have no idea of the damage that you have just done to the environment. So many unrecyclable latex gloves I'd get shit all over my hand. Dude your TL:DR; is the longest thing there There was nothing cool about that. Typing of the dead was a console game before it was a PC game. Last sentence I'll reserve my for when I crap my pants when the first necromorph jumps me. I'm sure the UI and new weapons will be the last thing I disapprove of! Thanks again! Ha, Not Tim. I succeeded.. Do I have your permission to procreate now? You didn't invent it . Oh i see what you did th... You know what's really fucking crazy? I've never seen this posted on /r/music before That's what I meant. > You know what's really fucking crazy? I've never seen this posted on /r/music this month Bear Grylls: Someone is comparing me with Les Stroud!!! Better drink my own pee... I found 68 clay just the other day. I had no idea it was considered rare. I ended up leaving about half of it because I got bored multiverse is not proven That sounds like a pretty shitty thing to do. Definitely worthy of It is the cat of disapproval. I was making out with my BF and we were supposed to sex. He fell asleep while I was out of the room. When I knew he was dead asleep I got on his computer and went to Redtube. Lol I masturbated with the vibrator he just got me for my birthday while he slept a few feet away. That. One of my friends was checking out my iTunes playlist (it's mostly either heavy metal, spirited classical symphonies, or jazz) and found a bunch of Taylor Swift songs. Some Sophie Ellis Bextor, too. He was all like ... The 168 has 1k, and the 328 has 2k of SRAM. No...Because they will claw your eyes out ** ** This isn't my favorite. I'm just mad at you. But I enjoy bringing my calculator to the grocery store. lol i'd take that deal but no way am I sending you a code first ಠ_ಠ^ Gallons were already confusing for me, now I learn there are US *and* UK gallons. 100% agree about the rage. Clueless people shouldn't be allowed to even *think* about relationships. Don't they make rice beer? Oh wait, that's not beer. I'm looking at you Budweiser! AMERICA Why, why did the picture have to be of an obese woman? ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Yes, I like how he's crushing it between his arms. This is gonna get so many more upvotes because you're really cute. But I think you already knew that. Is **that** how trickle-down economics work? I am a Spanish teacher who has read the Mayan religious text from cover to cover (which, btw, doesn't actually say anything about 2012). When I hear people talking about a looming apocalypse it makes me want to break things. Yea, like i tell people i watch it and they're like you're 18, but it was and still is a fantastic series. We hate millions of people we've never met because **they're** shallow.... [](/dude)[](/wat)[](/son) To any future messages posted here dedicated to trolling me and wasting time, I give you a precautionary well i guess copy and paste works, but i'd really like to know whats going on with the eyes. what character set/alphabet/whatever are they from? Outdoor lighting in an indoor setting. Please mark the mo8g link as NSFW. Bah, French grammar is hard, I don't blame you (unless you went to elementary and secondary school in Quebec ). What if I don't have feet? oic. we don't even have spice up here(canada/ontario) its all illegal except salvia, which sucks anyway. Assuming the media in question is not going to be purchased anyway, which is the assumption we are operating under, it doesn't add up to anything. OH WAIT. My son, we're pilgrims in an unholy land. Adam Lambert's For your Entertainment was playing at this gay club I went to (cause the girl I went with got free drinks) I asked "What song is this?" and everyone was like . Yeah if it was your second troll I'd be laughing my ass off right now, but instead I'm like Your RA may force you to do a lame icebreaker game with the people on your floor. That wasn't my only problem with the film. That's not Jet Moto none of these people represent me but...he breaks the guitar. You thought* reddit might appreciate this? Maybe /wtf if anything At first I thought this was some kind of weird fictional story, and then I went to the homepage of the site, and saw it was real. ** ** Food for atheist thought? Freudian slip, huh? Source: Wikipedia Oh man, TvT, it's going to be marine/tank/viking chess like very other TvT ever... but... maybe... they're pro players... maybe they'll do something el-- NOPE. "Hit F5 for hours" Lol...On everyone of my posts I do exactly the same thing. Alcohol fails to bring out my racist side however No. > WTF is this?? One of the reasons why I don't like using Star Wars wallpaper is the inevitable icons blocking the picture Posted March 5, 2010. BC2 release date: March 2, 2010. DAE remember all the times the past few years you'd go to the VZW store and ask about that one website with the iPhone rumor only to hear loud sighs from every single employee? Redditor for 3 minutes Logged in for my first comment ever to say to you, sir: I've commented before, but I concur: Could use homophones/puns (like "泥" for "你") to imitate the spelling corruption, but in the end it's no txtspk, and ironically more likely to be perceived as written in a dialect..... So yeah, Chinese isn't ready for this meme. Nice try Mr. Downvoter *Serenity now...* Shit, I know that guy! That's like everybody on my street That guy looks familiar... I think that they should definitely not film it in front of a live audience, but only because I will be jealous of those in the audience. Oh. It was *you*. > I know no one's going to end up telling me... You posed a dead squirrel. Wait a minute, it took them 8 hours to write something like that? This is very opening combining church and state. Same line curly braces. My hands don't get cold, but it looks like those would be super handy for absorbing hand sweat I'm in engineering, but my sister isn't, and she says it's because she doesn't enjoy physics or math very much. So she's going to med school. And honestly, the main reason that I went to engineering school is because I didn't think I wanted to go to grad school, which is what I would've had to do had I decided to go into English. Aaaand now I'm going to end up in grad school anyway because I hate industry. t( t) " " Those aren't caterpillars Dernballs, I've been waiting for those minutes for three years now! Pink one Whining about minor style points in working code presented in response to a mention of an algorithm. ** ** Not until you came along. My mistake... I forgot the system's that operate our world are just fine the way they are and don't need any developing or changing. Silly me. To be fair...you're stupid ass mouth is boring as fuck. No Reddit at work. Megan Fox book Really? Your dog gets stuff stuck up his butt regularly enough for you to know this? Indeed. We wanted orange; they gave us lemon-lime. Thanks for loading *that* into my subconscious. Why isn't your arm around the white guy? Something similar happened to me in class one time. On the way to a class, I guess I accidentally hit the pandora button on my droid but it didn't load it right away so I didn't think anything of it. 15 minutes later, I hear music start playing during our guest lecture and I look around with everyone else to give the owner of the disrupting phone the hairy eyeball. Seconds later I realized it was me and after fumbling for several minutes I finally turned it off. Turns out pandora doesn't care if your phone is on silent "Being a Grandma" I'm wearing that shirt right now. In Gen I there's a magnet. All it is is a magnet. It evolves to gain additional magnets. I am not Oprah. There's a lot of places in the southern hemisphere. Why the ? I leave the server and this is what happens. Jeez, guys. Zomg? the fact that i am over 25 and don't have kids Really. Back then I tended to meet interesting people and get along well with them. I guess prices could have gone up over the last 4 years, but I would never pay that. I also suppose the people I used to know might have had a lot more than I ever cared to notice or think about. What the hell did I just watch? Was it you? Were you the one that wanted the link taken down? I can't tell if the skeleton is giving a or a Me Gusta. I can sense the Dark side of the Force within that dog They're foreign WMV Afterwards..... Except for the chorus and lyrics they are literally the same song. He sold the same song to both singers. haters gonna hate An observation..... I dont even..... /r/jailbait = So back then parents didn't worry about their daughters tops being too low, they worried about it being too high I'm not disagreeing with you, I've read all that too, but don't you think people will still ? I mean, its a rifle FFS. At least a pistol or shotgun are short-range 'defensive' weapons. Simultaneous /s/ posting? .... ..  Mac fail! How have I missed out on this for soo long? *sigh* Thanks for the 411! I'm kidding... Damn, reddit is getting dumb fast. You forgot to add this: ha ha. The things my wife gets herself in to. ٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶ or ? $195.25 for the Chicago print. ** ** > >> > Wow, damn it. > When i first saw this title, I was wondering what the hell is HellFuck FanGrape? It was only after i read the bestof comment did I realize that it was Fang-Rape instead. >>> >> > Also, hair At first, I was like: WHOA! but then they started rapping and I was like: If it's a warning.. It's happened once.. When have you ever needed to install Facebook? >I'm like a 8/10, she'd be a 9/10 if she wore some makeup. ugh. does this mean i am now a part of the older demographic? i would rather listen to cbc drive with rich terfry(buck65). at least his voice doesn't make me want to rip off my own ears and throw them to a safe distance away from the radio.... too much? I don't see any Opeth. Who would date someone with a yahoo email address anyways? I'll call mine bagger 288 Yeah I agree, especially the CTF challange for marathon pro, I love marathon and hate playing CTF *reads name* > Blue text, black background ლ( ლ) You forgot Hufflepuff.. A *close* friend at that. Magical balls? ** ** Unless you click any text on the screen that isn't a link. Then it shows up for you, just because it's nice YES I am sorry, but no. She must have thought it was a "course feedback" form? Nothing like wasting a shitload of plastic! I didn't see the photo at the bottom of the page immediately. I read the article, scrolled down, saw the picture, and I was like . all of it? i took this picture. I saw the 'mountaindew' and thought it said 'mountainjew' ....so you hugged girls from behind so you could.... They have probably been washed down river to us in Brisbane now Happy Birthday. Here is a present. almost buried until I read your name... >You're seriously using Chrome but didn't realise that? Unmelted cheese... anyone who uses pan on soldier At first I was like :O Then I was like . Unfortunately for many employees in many places... a "legitimate" reason is not hard to come up with, even if it is merely being used to cover the REAL, not-so-legitimate reason. So you pull a few quotes and that proves that you are rational? And you believe that the fact that you have different preconditions depending on which belief system you discuss doesnt totally ruin that claim? I have no issues. Works great in linux. Total support from apple with connecting my Ipod and purchasing music and video, no hitches what so ever. When does Velma blee -- Ohhhhh. But they havent made misspelling offence a criminial offence, clearly . All three buttons I think you mean . Don't know who thought of this, why any company would approve it, nor why anybody would buy it. I guess I'll never know awww self deprecation. not one instance of name calling or . Guess what you get? It's pointy colored and rhymes with orange Hey! Those aren't sandwiches! ** ** I was laughing and thinking what an odd thing to get *that* pissed about, but then you mentioned the OCD which makes the whole thing almost cruel. i tohuhgt it was a pun but, no, it wasn't... its called black/green ink.... Dude, Pogs were not lame I had a stainless steel slammer that looked like a circular saw blade. about 5 months ago i came home to a big box in the living room that said "affinity premium sound system." I knew instantly what they were. I went upstairs and asked my roommate, "what's up dude did you get white vanned?" He didn't know what that was so I explained. He said " nah dude they only cost me 500 bucks and they're worth like 2000. I was kinda suspicious but the guy showed me an electronics/home theater magazine that they were featured in. I read the review and it was completely legit" I gave him the look. I ask, "have you tried looking them up online yet?" He hadn't so I make him and he can't find them anywhere online. his response? ... "whatever dude they're not on there because it's the newest model and hasn't been released yet" Seeing that he was too ashamed to admit he was stupid enough to fall for such an terrible and apparent scam I looked at him pointedly and asked, "did they come with monster cables." he finally conceded. poor guy. I still got 9 months till my sandwiches are ready. 90% of the top rated comments in every recent Berlusconi thread are either fawning over the girls or bro-bumping Berlusconi. I got trolled. "That thing you plagarized all your papers from." then I'd beat the shit out of you while your pants were down. Well I mean, like you said, prior to this he hadn't really needed to do anything else. I'm still a bit at him for the whole lifting off thing, but whatever, a win is a win. His games against NaDa were frankly uninspired, but his games against Jinro were crazy. I went to college (Computer Network Engineering) as well and more specifically, I refurbish computers and repair work on the side. In terms of this being ethical or not, I don't see how it's any worse then the people who post pictures of photobombers, upskirt, or odd looking folks. I'm not saying this is okay, but I felt it was fairly harmless considering even I have no idea what this guy (I hope it's a guy ) looks like and is on the lesser end of severity. I'm not. Maybe, but in this case the US's reputation for strict police would actually have been the better alternative. I don't understand how someone can attempt to kill themselves, run away, strike an officer, run into the street again, resist arrest, all while stopping a major motorway for close to an hour, only to be released the next day back onto the street. Then she stabs a man to death in his own home, runs away, and gets only 5 years. WTF... To continue reading subscribe now. Wrong franchise! I swear I'm just a lurker. CANNOT BE UNSEEN stop trolling, i'm serious. You do not root for the other Bay I'm wondering if you were downvoted for saying that Pure Pwnage is/was good TV, or if you were downvoted for saying that we usually don't make good TV up here. The first thing I noticed was the yellow instead of silver on the Slytherin tie. Gotta love sexism. " " "You," isn't a word. Might want to consider cleaning your carpets. You put the comma inside the quotation marks if the comma is in that part of the sentence. lol'd at the on the virtual doll Well, now you know. Great investment. FTFY: I bet she can find more states than most americans. Hahaha finally a Catholic priest with a sense of humor. I was raised Catholic and I no longer practice because everything is . "Feels LIke: " The thumbnail looked like Che Guevara so at first I was Based on your username, I wonder what else is sitting on that hard drive of yours. What about Twitter? I liked this answer, and want the Twitter version now. <-that's a look of disapproval so you know I mean business. Yes, maybe I came across a bit too strongly. I think I know what it would have been like, I just wanted to balance out all the overly-enthusiastic exclamations. It would have been more of an amused from me (plus something nice for the lady afterwards). (BTW: I have a sister like your brother). >***YOU ARE ONE SICK FUCK. *** Like me :D...... Ubuntu TIL you trust Daily Mail for your news. Apparently they also teach the sky is blue because it reflects the ocean in schools wait, you really just censored "bitchy"? Clicked at work thinking "Ah, it's Google. What could be bad about that?" My daughter is at the office with me this morning - when UGK started playing she gave me a very stern I could care less that *Cecil fucking Adams* makes such a mistake. I was like My goodness you look exactly like my ex at 24. ... Holy Angels... Stumbled across him in a textbook and had an epiphany It's all the way down... ... and now I need to get Braid. My ex GF and her sister did this to me over the phone. They all look the same to you, don't they? Really? Four girls with nice looking backs, shirtless, nerdy enough to take part in equations written on their backs, and you're bitching about something as petty as MOM JEANS? Now I understand why people don't like the matrix sequels. Someone tagged this on the bathroom wall at 99 Bottles in Santa Cruz "disapproving stall disapproves" NSFW 3 you should probably check your gmail inbox ** ** TIL that 39 degrees is freezing. There's an iphone app to locate nearby sex offenders. So you were lying! ** ** I've met my Waifu already. What is this nonsense? I'll lie to my family if I want. If they don't like it, they can take it to a shop and pay them over and over again to fix their computer. I'm not getting paid, therefore they will take what they get and like it. If you have a problem with that, tough titties for you because you're not the one getting the calls. Call me unprofessional and give me all the disapproving looks you want, I don't care. I don't run a business, I don't have to be professional... that is hilarious... Redditor for 4 minutes. ** ** High School Drama class, (compulsary for now ) there's a girl in my class who is for some reason "popular". Whenever she's performing, no matter *what* performance, in a group or solo, she acts like she's in a wheelchair with severe Down syndrome, but not in a serious way; in a way that a stupid 14 year old would. She basically puts on the "tounge-in-bottom-lip", backs of her hands together, and has someone else in her performance group push her around on a chair. Now, what makes me angry is that she's been doing this for 3 years and it *hasn't* gone horribly wrong. Am I the only one who's disgusting by this? Apparently I am, as every single person in the room is laughing as if it's something funny and tasteful up there. I turn to my teacher with a look of disgust on my face, expecting to see the same from her, and she laughs. What the fuck is up with this, people? I don't mind political incorrectness in most cases, but I just don't see how anyone can find this funny... Accordi**o**n. Records it as normal. Why were you getting your wand at such a young age ? *blunt, negative critique as requested * Here in washington we take pride in being the BEST at bestiality Ahem. I realized that some people born in the 90s can legally drink now. That is one angry middle schooler. Not all men, in all situations, on all girls. That the conservatives should feel free to screw this country up further. Let them have it. Liberals should come en masse to New Zealand and Australia. Especially New Zealand, they are stuck with a 1970's infrastructure, and need the boost. Are you retarded?! Now, I don't mean to offend you, just asking. Such interests do not exist amongst staff . GTR likes Kara or something. Now, I don't like to throw s around willy-nilly, but *COME ON!* I have a pedostache. I'll post a pic when I get home. Anyone else see in the thumbnail? > Don't try this at home. malkovich malkovich. The Look of Disapproval app wants to access the internet, my process table, and my phone's ESN. I won't downvote, but I'll glare disapprovingly at your avatar. I think I remember the author of the app mention here on reddit that it's for ads, which in turn is even more as I'm assuming it's used for tracking. Oh man fuck me for getting everything wrong!!! Admit it... you deliberately screwed it up, so you can post it on Reddit along with the "nailed it" -1 point? Fuck you, Hans Passant! ( ) I always thought it was the old version of . That's more information than I wanted to know about my mom. Shut the fuck up and go back to /b/ Mostly meat? < 35%? not at all... it's part of the game... No I'm all for the you tube commentators posting vids here but if they arn't going to contribute, post, respond etc to the community and are just looking for views then.... DJ Oh yeah!? *www.reddit.com/r/picsofdeadkids*... kids having kids. We need to sue this "gentleman of Harvard" DJ talk about a "loco motive" Fallintheholefallintheholefallinthehole.................. I love how he is offering a lifetime of knowledge to become an entrepeneur and financial security/autonomy etc. And all you and 70 other people want to know is how to slack off at work According to the graph the heartrate went up before the fire... suspicious Then why are people complaining? When I see some truck driver being nice and driving well I don't call the number on the back of the truck and go "THIS STUPID FUCKER IS DRIVING GOOD AND PROFESSIONAL, FUCK HIM". ** ** Two things: 1. what were you doing all the way back here, on this thread from 19 days ago? 2. HA HA HA, ..."nazi germany style checkpoint"? Seriously? I'm still leaving this here I read about these the other day too....on reddit....in /r/gadgets.... A furry lives in maple I hear. I saw her at the Rocky Horror picture show screening night. I'm not kidding. Oh you were joking! I wasn't. >malkovich malkovich, **malkovich.** "Last Login: 4/5/2006" Its hard to think of a different term. Its 2011, and I find it difficult people can be so purposefully ignorant on a subject. Its more than just turning the cheek, its blatantly covering your ears and saying 'LALALALA im not listening!" Even my grandmother who smokes cigarettes on a daily basis will not listen to logic and factual information... I'm downvoting this, because its targeted at me. Yeah school throws a spanner in the works, i remember when i was at uni, carrying around 4 day meals around is a pain, and the awkwardness when mates ask you to go out for lunch and you take out grilled chicken, brown rice and broccoli. My Aunt hates air raid sirens in songs (I'm looking at you, Fergie ) because it reminds her of when she was little during the blitz. I'm 25 and I write everything in cursive Nice. Hard-coded achievements, though? ~~ ~~ I see what you did there. You bastard! If there was ever a time for this to be used. . . you know too much ಠ_ಠ How did you know about the smell then? Yeah this game definitely needed poop ..... Taking Screenshots in Mac O... So to prove to her that it's not nerdy you seek the approval of other nerds? Absolutely awesome. I can see my house from here! ...And I saw what you did in there... disapproval* Needed a somewhere... Redditor for one day and already making a shitton of Limericks. Usually I would give you a but in this case I will give you an upboat. Calvin's mom perpetually has her face on. And I've even seen tumblr use these faces and declare them to be products of tumblr. All I have to say is..... Yeah, . We can be sure that the ports were the first to close. If someone belittles me for being intelligent, it's probably their way of trying not to feel like an ignorant dumbass. But, bullying is not acceptable. So, I'd probably poke at their insecurity about lacking knowledge: Er...you don't know [what I'm talking about]? Um, I just kind of assumed most people would be aware of this sort of thing. No offense to anyone here but... what the fuck people, just leave them if you "need different" or "get lost in the moment", there is no "getting lost" when you are committed to someone, all's you are doing is going behind people's backs who probably cherish you... pretty low. Also I lied, offense /sigh at anyone who actually did this... I own that piece of shit too 10 times THIS! Especially Mini-USB. I have connectors that look like trapezoid, almost square, a "Fat D", "Narrow D" and some weird kind of mix of trapezoid and square. I have yet to find a spare for my camera ( Olympus) e.g. So... after a heartfelt post about someone's emotional pain at someone making light of their tragedy, we're... making light of their tragedy now? ** ** Watch it Fruit Monster Shorts and t-shirt Great suggestions! Thanks for the previous "link" ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ *Norwegian Hunters*... I've also started using "JESUS SHIT!" which is always good for a Yeah I think he gets a well deserved ** ** for that one. ** ** Two out of þree of ðem are used in ðe wrong way ಠ_ಠ^ ಠ_ಠ^ ಠ_ಠ^ ಠ_ಠ^ I thought a novelty account like this would have a more clever username I know what a theory is, thanks Yeah, . I read this as "my first shiny girlfriend". Internet Explorer. I'd have to check to see if that is true but assuming it is I'm giving Google one of these too: I get this daily at work. Instead of wanting to change the font, they want help using a scanner and emailing the scanned photo/invoice oh nevermind then this is just screaming down vote What are you talking about? There is damage in the game. How can you think neither pro-circumcision and pro-life hurt anybody?! Really. Is 17 Yeah maybe the 100% part was a bit optimistic and arrogant haha. Or all of it . Also, You shouldn't. One of my friends keeps talking about it, and I have no idea why. ** ** Check out the lady on the left. That is an excellent distraction for the guy stealing from the other guys purse. **tl;dr: ** old enough... why the shortest month? Well you would, wouldn't you? I won't lie. Right now I don't feel like googling that shit and I sure as hell don't know what it means. sorry. I know i know... First Picture as I coyote, this displeases me. ( )IIIIIIIIIIIIIIID - - - - - - Shellder He mostly looks like Kerry; you just used Obama because he's black. On the contrary, I was forced to use things like "ounces" and "eighths" Yeah! been played. I started paying attention. I've upvoted plenty. Now where's that cervix pic? oh man, what a crock of shit Awesome cartoon.. My daughters favorite, but it only lasted 1 or 2 seasons Someone needs to convince me single slot cards are capable of good cooling Where all expansion teams come from ... a steaming pile of crap Savage. My arch nemesis. I've never thought about this before... Now I am questioning surrogate's motives. True... but then in her place your grandmother's next child might have been an Einstein mixed with Leonardo Da Vinci, who'd have already cured cancer and invented antigravity, and we'd all be debating this topic by mind-controlling our computers from the seats of our flying cars. So, y'know, *nice going Golden_Kumquat's mom*. what's interesting about gender specific psychology you say? once i know that a square is not a circle i am no longer interested in why it's a square....no actually i am Noctua NH-D14 + i7 930 not overclock = You forgot this: Someone has added their own watermark to the bottom The only thing Lisa and Shirley have in common is being female and black. I thought that eye in panel 3 looked familiar... At first I was like "wat" and then I was like "I am not in favor of legalization" Do you want to start an apocalypse!? But then they increase the chance of getting HIV beyond 0.5%. very much a valid concern.... I came here on lunch break for boobs... I see no boobs I'm not sure whether or not to reply properly. can't see my nickname on there What happened to 5-part articles being on 2 pages? Why sell out and make me have to click through 5 pages? Why yes, yes we should. Because I want this to beat /r/rutgers in user activity. How can a tech school not be more active on reddit than Rutgers? > This is good. I suppose i will just have to do laundry more often Rant, Definitely. Snuff was good, but. Very.... . I like choke a lot too. I didn't care for fight club that much. It's called PORNHUB people. Cairo, Egypt: Checkpoint Temporarily Unavailable. At least they left your your chests. my AP Computer Science class quickly got the nick-name AP Counter Strike. It was great fun until the AP Test, the questions were all asking about Office and we only played de_dust Oh I was going to post the Rachael Ray pineapple recipe. ** ** *you don't WANT to know* I'm pretty sure he and especially his fans should be long, long over that whole thing by now cougar i'd be wary of using something intended to be in my mouth down there. i mean, a good vibrator can cost only 20 bones. I've got two. invest in one instead of using your toothbrush, please. ** ** Hi, wasser! GUESS WHO Well, at least the Egyptian government is handling itself well in a time of crisis. you're right actually, i despise my boobs. i don't even really like anyone else touching them.(saying this still doesn't stop guys from sadistically squeezing/pinching the fuck out of them) All OVER the national news. Because it would be another example of how white people are holding them down while all they do is try to be successful. Look fake Up next: X-Men Evolution........ If I see any weird crossover fan fiction from you guys, I'm going to be out for blood. Usenet? What's that? Isn't their a 1st and 2nd rule or something? The 2 people that downvoted me along with the 2 people who upvoted you are idiots. It was a silly joke, obviously you are too stupid to even realise that. I rage everytime I see a Newegg contest and immediately see that Quebec is excluded. Thank you Loto-Quebec.. I use the reddit toolbar, and when I went to upvote this story, the fucking bell in the logo rang. geek != nerd Neither foul nor bachelor-like behavior. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ There's no Weird Fishes/Arpeggi. I came here to see a midget having sex with a horse while getting peed on by a group of obese women. But I didn't see a midget having sex with a horse while getting peed on by a group of obese women. 9/16 Fist posted this up on his channel-- yea way to keep it a secret.. So you're saying he doesn't know how to use apostrophes. r/picsofdeadkids -- So maybe Billy Mitchell isn't that big of a douche in real life.... but what about Steve Wiebe? Is he really that humble and cool? I really hope so. Also was that really Billy's wife This happened to me and I didn't even realize it. I was tired, about to go to bed, and just being an idiot getting killed a lot. At the time I thought I got spawn killed by a chopper gunner. I replayed the game in theater mode and sure enough I got shot twice. Also, nobody even had a chopper gunner during that game, haha. Yup, OP definitely didn't deliver ClipMenu just sits in the menu bar and has a simple drop down menu with a list of stuff that's been on the clipboard, and I prefer that kind of simplicity. It also has "snippets", IE predefined stuff you can copy down, which is good for uncommon characters like . For me it's everything I need, unless something else can do it "better". Oh the shame. wowwiki... i see what you did there 1 Downvote? Who's the Hater? I'm looking at you Burlington! [ ] ** ** I'm a big fan of all thing German since I lived there a few years back and now am back home. So thanks to you now every time my girlfriend goes "It's so fluffy!" I go "Es ist so Flauschig!" and she goes I see what you did there - a blind person wouldn't be able to read that statement and respond! the Event? A great place to start is using the search function on /r/learnprogramming Blue Moon is not a micro-brew. It is made by Coors. I ed. This is the map everyone seems to forget, over flashier maps like Ascension, Blood Gulch ( ), and Lockout. Lets believe everything is true for a moment, if he is just out of prison, does not have job and it is still not back in school and happens to have an internet connection it is not impossible to learn all the little things common to reddit, (AMA, IAmA, TIL, OP, , etc.) in just a few days. Mormon? Son, I am disappoint... too soon?.......... i'm just glad this isn't fake. WHOA!!!!!! maybe you just need to smoke some trees bro no need to get hostile about it........... What is a "mile"? Malkovich??? Malkovich Malkovich malkovich??? Malkovich??? Malkovich Malkovich malkovich??? I saw this with the look of disapproval from the Super Fill-Up game/ad thing next to it and was wondering why this would garner so much disapproval. Toppers I'll allow it. Lasers do not work that way. i dont see one piece of bacon. Who are you? We dont take kindly to Diggers around here... Digger lover... i quite like his Mout is a chick I wasn't implying we were the only racists.... Mr. Fox News anchor, way to take shit out of the context and over react. What is it with this howtoforge guy and disabling selinux? I agree. All of this bitching is pissing me off! He lost his Wyvern yet he doesn't offer any reward Made in USA son, i am disappoint Dude... What a fantastic way to greet new members - by spamming copypasta from what I can only assume is a throwaway account. Double indeed... was this really necessary? Woah earthquake! Now I have to buy my barrack again Yes I suppose you could say it is free if you don't donate This repost is so recent the link is still purple for me. Obvious troll is... far too obvious? phags... I saw! I am disappoint, CR Yeah... underrated. God dammit, Egypt. Oh my! Those are some mighty big fangs your dog ... oh dear. DovK I wish you just submitted this comic so I didn't get a whole shit storm of people yelling 'KARMA WHORE' at me cuz I submitted this. I think you were just trolling me I'm a left hander, and I game normally. That was the worst piece of journalism I've ever read. An abortion procedure costs less than a grand and I find it hard to believe two 20 something year olds can't muster enough money and have to do porn. Take out a loan, get a cash advance, put it on your credit card....Just don't do porn and act like you didn't know what you were going in for with a cock already in your mouth. The writer is looking for sympathy for a woman that didn't read the contract and felt victimized.... What a bunch of idiots. ...__ __ Last month I went over my bandwidth cap by 7 GB, and had to pay Rogers an additional $14. Fuck CRTC! Well fuck someone. She has a penis Down voting for Ministry of Sound hate. Hipster bullcrap You get this instead of boxes! Dear lord someone explain what that link was. I, I, I'll never be the same. Driving while high I was really outraged until he tried to turn it into an argument for private forces, then I was in permanent mode. Stop doing your nephew's homework for him Having sex with Missy Elliot. I swear... I need to move away from GA. You type very well drunk. you do the same thing Jesus Fuckin Christ, you can kharma whore on your reddit bday? Shit I should've known. Mine was 2 days ago You own both these accounts, don't you? This was orchestrated way too purrfectly I would **never** kick a puppy I love Boondock Saints, but by placing this here you think that Twilight = fantasy That's the joke. Thanks for your input, Smegmasoup... Mestizo. Portland seems to have a lot of love here. I've never been west of Texas, but I think it's time to book a vacation in OR. Never thought of Minneapolis...or...China... ... If a setup is long, the punchline had better be worth it. ** ** I had to do it four times. I get "is it wrong to sleep with your step dad after your mom dies" if I type "`is it`"... Yes because a general who sits in a FOB all day, and never leaves the wire without a massive bodyguard, has some kind of clue as to what soldiers under his command do day-to-day. Wow I wish I was like him so I could fornicate with lots of women **Only 1 player got yellow carded for diving**. unless you're on a mac *DAE watch pawnstars* Brown? He's trying to make synthetic *meat*, not synthetic turds. Who wants to know OP, you cannot be serious! I'd be absolutely confident opening it right up. First things on my mind would be a ram upgrade and an SSD slotted in there to bring it up to tablet speed. Dell technical support, however, tell me both of these upgrades are impossible. Do you want to make a third proof saying "hey, websitedotcom!"? No, I'm kidding..... hahahaha. haha. ha.. >some things he should know (history of narwhals, reason for bacon obsession, , etc...) out in the boonies? I would prefer it if the campus itself can be considered non-boonies. It would make me feel better about commuting down there everyday. Yea he posted this on my link on /shittyadvice and I was just about to post it... then I noticed that he had already tooted his own horn... Yeah. I get the 'you're a really nice girl you deserve more than me' or whatever or 'I'd hate to ruin our friendship' a lot. Rifle is not Mosin. ** ** Photobucket. I was a bartender for two years and people tried to bring small children in all the time. I would ask for their children's ID and the parents would look at me like I was crazy. It's a BAR. That's not anatomically accurate. Needs [F] & [M] tags. Difficulty cap? Until you go to prison and Bubba gives you the same treatment Exact same thing for me too. I've even had girls ask if I use mascara... Wow, goddamn, I had no idea that a mollyguard for your toilet paper was such an infringement on your personal liberties. GBA wasn't that long ago! Don't you mean: Ǝ E Found in the comments: "Alot of people here have never been hungry. When you are starving you will eat, whatever." ( ) Its 2011, this is still meme? Plectrum Thank you for making me feel like a pedophile . The only negative about this game? The font is Comic Sans. i thought the title said "TIL that no one uses Minecraft anymore." spent a good 5 minutes starting at the picture trying to figure out the relation Which in turn makes mine Yea, like with all the old ones you have to manually move the windows and make them bigger! so much extra work... I still don't see what is WTF or why needs to be used over someone using the wrong terminology or even not knowing that xp and vista were microsoft products as well. This reminded me that the Fnac near me has the Dan Brown books in the history section > That is one of the words. Not even a chuckle? A mean thought? A even? Are you a terrorist? It's shit like this, Planet Earth... Solipsism = sociopathy. This was my reaction to the entire movie: ** ** If that monster ends up destroying the humankind, I'm going to hold you responsible There's never such a thing as spending enough time on reddit. You really don't know? And this is why Reddit is slowly turning into facebook. I just spent about 2 minutes trying to figure out why the picture wasn't loading completely. ** ** Wait, what, this look? reflection Next panel: re-re-re-repost Is that a food grade spring? ** ** I live in Bachmann's district I had my engineering laptop replaced by them in undergrad. The new one they sent had a faulty battery. When I tried to get them to exchange it for one that worked they told me they wouldn't because the battery wasn't under warranty. I'm guessing that's the actor's character in a cookie-cutter procedural crime drama? Canine version of the look you have to it run as admin. you mean soda Redditor for 23 days... You mean fizzy drinks I was gonna upvote this... Until you said yours was the well done steak. you mean soda water red also cheated we are still waiting.... REED RICHARDS KNOCK IT OFF. you mean pop > Sorry about this... what is " " mean? Thank you for clarifying that Michael Haha I just feel like "Screw your face. I'm always busy with work, and wish I had more time to program. " total at the end. was that a pun? Oh she can cut something off alright... thread link please, I must read it. the 60's music in the former turns it from creepy to Close enough they outlawed it . You know right off if you know what to look for but... Well, I'm home now. We had a talk, and it wasn't nearly as awkward or frightening as I thought it'd be. Even though I didn't intend to come out to her today, her reaction has lifted a huge weight from my shoulders. So thanks again Sis (even though you *were* using my iphone without permission ). And, um, thanks LGBTeddit, for being the roundabout reason this all happened (God this is so bizarre. I never thought I'd be coming out to my sister and hundreds of anonymous spectators simultaneously) You mean soft drink What's creepy to me is that those are man hands. Clearly not anything feminine behind the mask. This right here ---> real hard like. Oh Hai Guys! Don't mind me I'm just passing....through. Oh. ** ** I'm doing it as hard as I can Sorry, all I see is the Homer of Yeah I only trust Huanqiu shibao Just copying and pasting the into the title. I assume, using the characters directly instead of HTML entities. ಠ_ಠ^ I went from SimCity 2000 to SimCity4. I have no idea how to build a city now. Nothing works. Pretty good??? I know for sure it wasn't automated. I sent them a message citing the typo on the application (It was actually on the resume I uploaded to JobVite which overwrote the fields on the application) and provided the correct number. I still feel like an ass though. ** ** I... I don't even... just, I am south and I dislike EvilPigeons But...but... *Jeremy Irons*. Zordon's Face! He couldn't possibly have any good reason to be so upset or he wouldn't be so alone in acting the way he is 12.6 inches for Buffalo... Glad I'm not in Sedalia, I suppose. I don't do that meme bullshit. tell me about it Well I disapprove of any 7 year old (and any parent that allows this) that could completely show her underwear if she bent over. I suppose I didn't specify how mini this miniskirt was. Again, . Jeez, if that's how the question was worded, then you should have received credit! That's sort of subjective...they should have said "defining characteristics of..." instead of traits which help you. Only vegetarian foods served 1.2 ani de digg, dupaia sa schimbat si toata lumea a plecat deacolo ...am intrat pe reddit si mam obisnuit rapid cu site-ul... stiam demult de reddit, doar ca eram obisnuit cu digg Damn you!... Virgin Media are gonna cap us now Sorry about this... what are " " mean? Is this link going to be posted once a month now? This is what happens when you let film crews follow police and they think ratings before actions Wasn't this pretty much the incident that made us lose a police chief that was actually doing some good for the city? I think I choose *not* to believe this My mom was 16 & pregnant in 1983... long before it became a fad. A few Christmas's ago, my grandma was hittin' the egg nog and pulled me aside to tell me how she had tried and tried to convince my mom to get an abortion, but to no avail. I listened to her recount the story with this face plastered between my ears. Once she finished, there was an awkward silence. And then she corrected herself "well I'm glad she didn't have the abortion *now*... BlueXephos at youtube is very entertaining for his rift videos. Also Jesse Plays! has some rift videos, even if he did take 12min to fuck with his avatars hair in one of the first ones. So they . . put the solar panels under the bike lane? How is that any better than putting them on a roof? Not **organic**??! Yeah I'm not getting the " " at all. > /r/metalcore "i pray so much better than you " "If [Ronaldinho] does not sign with Gremio i'll never post in this subreddit again. hold me to it." I believe the look of disapproval is due to the fact he (as so many people do) used the wrong caliber weapon for self protection. If you shoot someone in the torso and they don't die, stop using a pop gun. Buy a .45. 9mm merely wounds in so many cases. If your life is at risk, you need something that will do some real damage. , indeed. Someone's fucking with every hobby everyone has ever had? woke up half an hour early to clean my car off... my rear window defrost decided not to work and every window was covered in an inch of ice, plus everyone was going like 20 on the highway i mean i know you need to drive slower, that's clear. but 20? really?? I love this news feed. It's been so long I'd almost forgotten what actual news looks like. You spelled "definitely" correctly first...and then mispelled it in the next sentence. The thumbnail lured me in. The guy who posted this story in /r/wtf added a after reading that he chuckled at shooting the kids... If the engineer didn't account for the possibility of earthquakes due to all the fault lines in the area, she's no expert engineer. Bro...I was at the least fratty tailgate ever last week Why ? He defended himself. They're lucky they're not dead and that he has a sense of honor(not shooting someone in the back). Fkn reddit.. Uruguay is the child of Uruguay? I worked on a show right out of film school a few years back. This was one of the producer's car. He showed up to set one afternoon in an obi wan robe with a prop lightsaber attached to his belt....... Self post don't add to your overall Karma. Pictures do though the ones under 25 are too... I see what you did here Which large part? The guy was legit crazy. He told me if i pay him to fuck her it's cool. I made the mistake of googling Ice Cream Beard... it looked like I was looking for CP Facials. Well that was a waste of a letter I didn't see what subreddit it was from and I was expecting people to be decked out in 300 outfits. But I still clicked Boiled chicken? Lucille appears to be missing a leg on the box. Ex wife left me for an amateur magician... ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ There are thousands of children in Africa that would love some meat right now I'm a supervisor Daddy Day Care? Scary Movie? ಠ_ಠ------> My main objective was to see what other people do for fun in long distance relationships. heh, that would be a fantastic price for an ISP, but that was WAY more than three words Opinions on this issue seem to be split 50/50, but I found Eurail to be a scam. I got a France/Spain pass and later discovered that I would have saved around €100 and a ton of hassle if I had just bought individual tickets. The rail companies hate the pass, so if you get an asshole conductor (I'm looking at you, Nice ) you may find yourself without a seat (and thus stranded). You also have to reserve seats, which can cost anywhere from €5-€60 per train, so the face value isn't the real value. Other people have had great experiences with this pass, I just recommend you really do your research before you buy one. You fail on so many levels right now. Kinda like how Ireland has a constitutional amendment against abortions ---> Kinda like how the UK, Canada, and others have banned individuals from owning handguns ---> Kinda like how many other countries have no gender or sex equality ---> At the fair this year, a man said "Nice beard, buddy." And as he walked past me, gives me a friendly ass slap. I was . Nice try, ex-boyfriend. This should be explained on the second page I have the same shoes as him [ ](/"Me gusta") >Honestly they have a really big uphill battle. Mac and Linux? Y U NO LET PUCK GO IN? I arrso Asian. I do arr time. Bellevue represent ... no I don't have tits You're American and you think Canada is smug? *That's the funniest **ONES***  Jersey Shore, please no Haha, I saw you were a grad, the Zzu Crew posted a note ken Bone wrote in the Evergreen about being a good sportsman (fuck good sportsmanship it wins you nothing, then again I don't really cheer I just make smart ass comments all game) but in responce I wrote 'So I probably shouldn't have a sign that says "16 Years Old? "' I thought it funny due to the face, cause I love the look. BY YOUR COMMAND, MY LORD. > cannot...unhear... cannot...unsee... do you live in texas? So whenever we hear day laughing, he's un-muting himself to let us hear him laugh? it has begun Dumbest meme ever Somebody told me today that NASA's budget needs even more cuts. how are you able to hear the other team? This ---> In eighth grade, I was in Mr. Ridout's English class at Cedar Park Middle School. This day was a free day, everyone was screwing around. There was this Asian kid everyone called Ping. (I have no idea what his name was, now) People start throwing this highlighter at each other. Someone throws it at Ping, and he picks it up and looks around the room. When his eyes land on me, I know what's coming. He chucks it at me, and I bring my hands up, like a clapping motion, in front of my face. I shit you not, I caught the highlighter with the last inch of it, the rest of it pointing horizontally right at my face, with the un-caught end about two inches from my nose. Everyone just stared for a second, then the class erupted in cheers. I don't think I felt cooler that whole grade, except maybe the time I heard the hot girl behind me whisper to the guy next to her that "[I] would be so hot if [I] wasn't fat." Thank you shitcunt A series of games with a fantastic start and much exploration in a world that you can 100% travel around, new weapons, main storyline with achievable and interesting side tasks to discover. This leading to some artsy fartsy looks nice, linear story like train tracking the player under a specific line with monotonous repetitive side tasks that, although may need skill to complete, you're just about ready to kill yourself afterwards due to boredom... (WTF 200 lightning strikes dodged in succession?!?!? [FFX], complete champ of Blitz ball, the shittiest game ever??? ) That roll of toilet paper is oriented the wrong way. So, in Florida everyone answers the door with a gun in his hands? It's almost like he knew who those 3 guys were. And a robbery at 8.45? *"There is no reverse, because the business specifically requested it that way."* - Tron Developer #01001010 * * I don't like taking any chances. Terran can be at T3 ground in 6:33 Probably the same thing people use the " " button in RES for already WWF * * Good enough. I’d like to think that I'm providing better ease of use for the money. There’s more to \code than just a shorthand for writing and it's designed to work with more websites that just Reddit. Those poor skeletons. I thought we were using It's good, but no wasd I don't have a facebook account. I had one for a while, then deleted it. My friends still bring it up... "Why did you get rid of facebook????? I must contact you!!!!! " OP tried to be considerate and courteous, caring about others' afflictions, and they pay him with nasty stares and . Ah, people are no good [](/troll) upon further inspection, the devs are using a ASPX page to call up a ASP page... Classic ASP... Hand hearts? So what you've done is submit a picture of Bill Pullman fucking John Candy... Ewwww! That's just wrong! Yes, the gigabit fiber and tons of available ISPs to freely choose from is not that great.... No. I can't seem to find the link right now but it was not too long ago we latest had a male paedophile doing an IAMA. Even though he asserted that he had never and would never act on his feelings he was **absolutely destroyed** by the reddit hivemind outrage. But this time the op is a girl and *oohh look at all the love and support*. I'm hoping that's a really small coke can. A stop in Greenpoint, eh? But...there is no suitable pier at India Street...June, you say? That's 5 months away... My brain hurt to read your very poor understanding of our nation's founding fathers. t( t) I was a medical student working at a hospital, and we had a patient who had an episode of hematemesis (vomiting blood) at home, but was stable. He was admitted and while in the hospital bed, had another bloody vomit and so we rushed him to the procedure area of the surgical suite to get an endoscopy. We see a mildly bleeding ulcer that is tempering down and manage to coagulate it a bit, but not well, so the gastroenterologist decides this guy needs to go to surgery. The surgeon comes in and says that the GI doc should be able to coagulate it and so tells him to, "flick off that clot and go for it" ( ) Microagression.... Nice alt account bro. I see what you did there My wife had that happen on Jan 6 of this year. The roads were very slick and the car in front of her went into a spin. She moved into the left lane to go around (it was too slick to stop) and he rebounded off the right-hand guardrail and hit the left side of our car. We just bought it and had not even made the first payment yet . Of course, he got out and immediately blamed her but the insurance company looked at the damage and concluded that he was at fault. ಠ_ಠ^ ...Can't tell if trolling... We have to go dee^p^e^r^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ EVERYONE UPVOTE THIS POST, and FUCK whoever downvoted it (better not be the OP of this thread ) No, only a little snack for non-vegetarians. I don't even . . . that's so disgusting . . . Millions? Keep on licking the staff of your shepherd. I see a sheeple. People ask me if I'm a sophomore or junior in high school. I already graduated. Take a joke, bitches This server's website has an extensive FAQ... just no description about the server itself. Author needs to explain how he is coming up with those charts with a label on the charts. I can't figure it out. Is it based on bandwidth? The numbers certainly are distributed just about right for this to be a measure of bandwidth.. Even sadder when the kids I'm talking about are 24-26 y/o and they are your managers Because women are whores! *"Redditor for 5 months"* As a man who watches ecchi anime (for various reasons ) on a regular basis, I agree 100%. As a hardened git and emacs lover, . "Its natural range is in **Australia** and **Tasmania**" I thought the Government had a say when parents wanted to screw with their child's names? Or is that in another country? Why would anyone do that to their child? Used to a lot more than I do now. There's nothing more dreadful the first time you have a conversation with another self-proclaimed movie geek, where after a while you realize you've simply been reading the same wikipedia articles. I'm sorry, I don't abide racism And it's about to snow in Texas I was annoyed that Annie "died" as quickly as she did Clearly, the ones asking you guys, are not siblings. First thing that came into my head was: HIPSTER METAL! Populous **is** an awesome game As much as I would like to accept that this is sarcasm. The fact that you even uttered these words in a comment makes me want to drive off a cliff in a fit of nerd rage. Motherfucker. ...Slender Man? oh, that's not all he did. He bred her before she was 2 yrs old (apparently she's from a good blood line...). Before she had the litter, he dumped her off - then once she had them, he showed back up at the shelter/home asking for the pups. indeed. Right here. And they don't take kindly to being called bitches. For fuck sake, please have the common courtesy and decency to label this as having graphic content or at least NSFW. i promise i'll get around to posting my pattern. it takes me forever to do anything. So it's not really explained at all. Are you expected to come every event and then move onto the finals or do you go to one event and then qualify for the finals? Did your parents hire a professional photographer to document their trip? Facebook apps. That was a lot manly nakedness I know BMI is considered by many to be a ludicrous calculation. I haven't played with it much honestly, but was just punching numbers into the CDC site and realized that at 5'10", I'd have to weigh 128.5 lbs to be considered underweight. You just used the pedophile angle on your nephew. she isn't allowed to have coffee anymore That was such a disappointing ending Ah, I've been to that place and I didn't really like it. The owner hovers over you and watches you eat your meal. Made me feel uncomfortable. Thanks a lot for the suggestion though, I appreciate it! I'm sure there are ignorant smokers out there, but at the same time, I'm sure there are just as many polite smokers out there. Sure, the smoke stinks our breath, stinks our clothes, but that's our choice. The smell of cigarette is like any other smell we have around us, people's perfume/cologne, sweat, fart, body odour, cooking smell, pet smell, sewer smell, exhaust fumes, whatever. Some people hate to smell X, maybe you should learn how to walk away from it rather than trying to force your ideals onto others. <( )> Or perhaps a new pair of glasses.... Watching it now, but still they are going on that Canada-Panama free trade act >16:46: "The average usage per Canadian is 15 Megabytes." Number 47 Fucking Roethlisberger.... I'm a die hard Bears fan and he is basically forcing me to root for the Packers Leave the kid alone Do you rip every ass that you come across? /s Don't you mean carrots? [](/pft "I'm really really high ") Ask me for *what?* Other stories? DWS is always on major news, why are we reading this "politicks" blog I play Protoss, but listen to the Terran music. Aaagh my eyes.... and I don't even like beauchamp Quite an in-depth blog post Sounded to me like his van was being pelted by rocks / was fired on and also the people around were lobbing molotov cocktails everywhere Sounded to me like his van was being pelted by rocks / was fired on and also the people around were lobbing molotov cocktails everywhere Damn. I was trying to interpret it from context, and apparently failed Those showing their tits should have to go through some sort of approval process, though. The second one over from the left has some nasty-looking udder boobs goin' on there. Fortunately the other three serve as eyebleach Ew (|) (|) You knew I meant the poop too. Smartypants. Larval wife: <((((( ) Hey that was right down the road from me oh ya, ask Cali how fun it's been. Yeah, that's always the one quality I look for in my friends. The Youtube comments .... IE + shitload of toolbars + Yahoo mail = Yes, because you can do things like . Also, :D looks better better in text than the stupid grin it normally gets converted to. They will if people like you keep posting it all over the internet. I opened the page and everything seemed to load so I switched back to my Reddit tab to make sure I was looking for a light blue gradient since I didn't see one. I opened a different reddit post, glanced it it and then opened the comments here. After reading a few, I switched back to that page just in time to see all the text finally get a blue gradient Aka Nauru. Naming committee why ? Definitive list. Goal.com suuuuuuure... (not saying op is bad just goal) Looks like they're wearing scuba gear. I grew up in South Eastern Washington and I have to say it was very nice. You must have grown up in Spokane No, ಠ_ಠ on your , being the son of a music legend is not an achievement. Finland = Land, I mean, C'MON! I came here to post about this being reddit not 4chan, then I read the comments.. You are not helping... there are no words....only I believe Washington, Oregon, and Utah are under quarantine because if you bring hops in that are infected with something, you'd jeopardize the entire US crop. To end the show? Wow, he reacted like his mom just drained his coke stash down the toilet. Reddit, I am disappoint that this thread even exists... Bad G gle. Bad. I end up alternating in and out. When they're in, they sweat; when they're out, they freeze. Well, thanks for the Friday morning cry . You know, I'm the one who took this photo and now you just had me searching for a guy in the back. agreed, closed it as soon as it became clear that they were giving away major plot points...that is to say, about 10 seconds in. hahah good point. you bett6er be there. It took me a minute to understand this sentence because 1. no punctuation or apostrophe in "it's" and 2. it's **THEY'RE** not their You ***NEVER*** make 'em touch Cool, but would have looked better outlined with obsidian/black cloth. Also, you made his eyes orange . malkovich Malkovich Citing yahoo answers? Okay, first of all get this condescending attitude of "laying in the dust in Iraq" out of your head, if you want to be an officer that means you're going to be a leader, which means you cannot ask anything of your men you would not readily do yourself. And no, you probably won't die, jackass. this happened to me a lot in CA. drivers there won't switch lanes to pass you, they just tailgate you. How many times is this doctor/specialist going to keep telling the people that he has a break thru with this same experiment? .....oh wait nvm maybe a repost on reddit seems more likely. Thanks for the road safety one, I really needed to relive when I rolled my car and it bounced three times. Not like Skyrim won't get a 10/10 in every revieuw 1:44-2:14 = and she was smiling after-wards Is there something wrong with that? Well, it doesn't actually hurt, it's uncomfortable. And I didn't post in /r/shittyadvice. That is quite the relevant username buddy, how often do people catch on? I live in Baton Rouge and the whole city shut down because it is cloudy AND cold at the SAME TIME. Seriously. No ice, no snow. Just cloudy and cold. appreciate it, looks like a bunch of the animals are balding God Y U so mean He's using internet explorer *We find it's always better to fire people on a Friday. Studies have statistically shown that there's less chance of an incident if you do it at the end of the week.* Yeah, we're all a sensible, educated bunch here... There are people who aren't playing NV still because they still have things to do in FO3. Great stuff, same kind of an event was here in Finland a while ago. Sadly, Christians retaliated and traded bibles for porn. Y U NO USE FAQ In the blazing heat of July... Damn my curiosity All these wine people from California are moving to Walla Walla and driving up the price of housing and fucking up everything. There are over 150 wineries in a town of 28,000 people.... That pretty much covers how I felt about it. Google, who pulls data from wherever they possibly can, complaining that Bing used click-tracking to help improve their results. Redditor for 28 minutes. Umm... Duh. I want to see this type of site happen So? I didn't know there was a PS1 version on PSN.. Now I want to go spend $300 just to re-play a two-generation-old game I've already played for hundreds of hours, thanks. There's a song now? No wait, you just suck . <3 i must say at first i was like but then i, like, burst into a fit of laughter. good work! Nice appropriate user name... however, Is this guy trolling? She virtually a tub of lard. What you talking about where are her ribs? Redditor for two years. Who would've guess with a name like jagermeistr?  there are exactly zero boobs in your comment **** **** When he crawls under his dad's paw... noooo Because this is a picture damn, no luck at all on my 1090T purchase. Day after I bought it, Newegg started giving $10 gift cards with it, and 1 month later there's a price drop. All I ended up getting was a kick ass proc. This would be useful if all the links weren't already clicked Yeah, but I would rather not mention how more often a p entered my v. I live in Oregon, too, and hear that way too often. sure.. "people" were selling hash... Wait, I don.... ** ** Nice try at comment-whoring, addy. We see right through you I'll try to remember that for next time... I saw some people mention this before, but I usually open links in new tabs so I've never gotten that annoyed with it. Seems like a stupid thing to do, Twitter it's disgusting what each of these networks has become. I honestly feel that Discovery networks, at some point in 2003, decided ghost hunter shit got them more viewers than science and technology, and just ran with it. It's tremendously disappointing to think the one channel on TV that should be touting evolution and pushing their viewers with riveting and tough content - they're putting fucking Sarah Pailin on tv, paying that political twit to give her more airtime than she already gets on fox. There was a lot more snow than that... someone just got lazy. No dude, that was Jesus, not God. Though if you believe the Catholic version, they're the same person! Hang on, are they using a homonym for "truth", with the same spelling and pronunciation but a different meaning to everyone else? Schwinn Katana. Then why post this on reddit… No problem, anything to help. Whatever you say ma'am... Oh, I thought they just used photoshop. Well, damn, I had tried ports 2 and 3 with no luck and gave up. But just tried port 4 and it worked. Thanks for all suggestions OP, didn't you get the memo? Hey yeah, that's not a bad idea actually. We could call it a concentration ca... I used to smoke with this older guy from South Africa and he always did this. he said it was because in South Africa they just emphasize the enjoyment of the smoking, and its not about taking the biggest hits possible. Still didn't explain why he had to leave smoke tho. Calls for the shrimp.. ends up with crabs its upside down And why is there a postage stamp machine and the USPS logo behind the guy if this is UPS? This just made me picture someone actually using a vuvuzela. That's India's population in a nutshell. They don't have Native American. Criminals in Wall Street can topple our economy and serve 0 time. But be a terrorist threat....locked up indefinitely. At first I thought you were kidding. But then....you weren't. Your username.... I don't know if you REALLY deserve this upvote... But damnit I laughed AND groaned. कि गधे हिन्दी के एक बहुत शब्द नहीं बोलता... i use to , then it stopped...i forget when. If it starts again its all your fault Lol, read that whole page looking for a reference to the look of disapproval. could not find one. aaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnddddd....The wife informed me she threw it away on Thursday Ew, Mexican ceviche It's all about Peruvian ceviche. Zackly. Your comment is even more invalid for the incorrect use of **your** He opens with "I'll stab you with a ski pole"... Which means that's the line he probably gave the most thought Amazing! It's like the cub actually understands what they were saying West South Boulevard. With Jack's luck they probably believe that he's the driving force behind 4chen ! Can't watch that. JD...can you believe it Since tweens started posting on the internet. I am not clicking on a link that goes to "poopreport.com" Because everyone everywhere that has ever bought dell has only bought it for personal use. I suppose no business or IT department has never had to work on dells. Gerry Adams winning in Louth I bet you weren't high, you just said that for the karma. "dugg down" ? He never claimed to have owned them all at the same time, nor did he claim that he bought them all new . If ever was appropriate, it's now (you magnificent bastard). Whats the first rule of fight club >Though I swear some of you are stab-bots. What the hell you copying my name for? The Papa Johns in our neighborhood shut down... Yuengling is my east coast beer of choice! They don't sell it here in Wisconsin. Source:Daily Mail you stole my line ? Glad to see someone managed to bring religion into the discussion. ಠ_ಠ "Decriminalized: Finland". Consider yourself lucky not remembering that game's name. It sounds like a bad shroom trip. just look at snookie, The person who created this thread is a r/jailbait mod "we're ready to receive him, but of course he can't." Yeah I saw that, I was wondering what all it would say, but I couldn't quite read it at first because Chrome, unlike Firefox, does not automatically resize images to fit the screen. Now, of course, I should be into "scroll bar territory" and I have to apologize for making this a reply to you and hijacking your comment, but so it goes. To the submitter... Lots of from Steve in that video. Rochester, NY is a fine place sir. Those subreddits you at exist for others' enjoyment the same way r/trees exists for yours. So man up and deal with the reality of it. stop grabbing your own ass The cake totally needs this on it: As a Texan living in St. Louis now, I wholeheartedly approve. Though most of the hate I hear around here is for Chicago, they do like to throw in some comments about Texas every now and then. Good thing I have " " perfected. Had to google her. Why would you know her? My bf asked if I was going to watch it with him.. My response, . My first programming class was in BASIC Had a friend just name her baby Gideon Blaze. all these collection put mine to shame That's terrible. Kid holding the sign: Weight doesn't affect acceleration. My son is getting a kick out of farting into my phone and sending it to my wife Oh god....I'm not American and that was painful It's 'too'. Don't shame our country in front of these nice people! came here to say that... can anyone get a pic of the guy second row far left, his is perfect. I don't have the video editing skills to do such. No we're not! Don't know where the OP is, but that's pretty much the standard price for decent beer in DC. I've seen Hopslam for 10/10z here, and Guinness for 8.00/pint. *Reads comments*: Now if only the overlay worked with DX11 This is in extremely poor taste, even for Reddit. That's not a word You can't blame him for that. It's his Christian moral compass... I posted this 15 hours before you Yup, you're the expert on these things. I can understand the camo but nascar? Seriously? I hope you mean the 1996 one. You're charging a dollar for an SDK demo ported to OpenGL ? You learn to expect that out of athletes. Most of them are black guys, after all... The project status page is an animated gif of a rocket. Yeah, as soon as I started reading the response, I was like... Dude, you're being racist to your own race. Your comment just cost reddit money. Thanks a lot User38691 I am shocked that 408 people have downvoted this. I feel bad about down voting an ass. *** *** STOP THIS TREND NOW!!! When did beauty ever apply to fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu comics? ~~ ~~ <--- Geordi you're being racist too. well, you did say "Surprise me" you just a word up there Geography So, what does this mean for the colon cancer dogs? I also was like and turned to everyone I was watching the superbowl with, and they were ALL like Obligatory - I avoid cheap guitars for the same reason you do. I did however acquire a cheap travel guitar made by Hofner for about $100 (Retails for $119). The guitar plays pretty good, and sounds alright with the single humbucker pickup. What really made me is that the fretwork was in better condition than my last Gibson purchase (a $4500 guitar) and the neck is on par with my G&L. This is a lot of guitar for $100. Criminals in Wall Street can topple our economy and serve 0 time. But be a terrorist threat....You will be locked up indefinitely. ctrl-f'd for 'R.L. Stine's Goosebumps' - Phrase not found Looking good man! Also I recommend growing an enormous beard then making pig tails at the bottom. I'm serious Not even. i found one and c&p-ed. did he keep tem saved in his trash folder? Why is there a queue leading to the bathroom. OMG, I can't believe I didn't think of that. /s I laughed after reading this and now people are looking at me funny. You crashed your car for karma. You made me cry at work How would you know what a wilderbeast moan would sound li... I wish there were more people like you to be honest. God damn chavs I like mainstream rap a lot more than most people in this subreddit, but this..... I have no other words for than We're degrading professional athletes who work tirelessly to hone their craft and make it to the top of their industry and judging them by their body parts? I got called a cheater by the guy on the other team that was also doing it. From 1990-2004 the Leafs actually made the playoffs 11 out of 15 times The NSFW posts usually have some of the best discussion. I thought, "Hey, I have no idea who Alison Brie is. Maybe, by clicking this non-NSFW link, I can have some context without clicking the NSFW link," and TITS EVERYWHERE. I heard some Christian men take boys for lovers. ..... That does sound very pleasing to the ear.. Hey, I'm a math teacher and I play this with all of my students... I always win. Next you are going to tell me the tooth ferry doesn't exist. Some kid in a parking lot was trying to sell me a chocolate bar for $2. I was kind of wavering so then he added, "Or you can buy 2 for $5." He was not joking either. but you have... um... the stampede? One boring summer night, some friends and I piled into a car to find this "haunted bridge" a few counties over. We're out in the middle of nowhere driving erratically (slowing down, speeding up, pulling over, turning around) looking for this place. A car comes out of nowhere and starts following us. We make 3 left turns and cant lose it. We realize it's a cop car and get nervous because we have more people than seat belts piled in there. Eventually the cop car passes us, and slows way down so we pass them again. This is when we see that the guys in the car are clearly off duty, and out of uniform. So this cop car plays cat and mouse with us for 15 miles, we make 3 u-turns, they make 3 u-turns, we finally drive into town and park at a gas station, and the cop car rolls past. We all get out of the car to peek around the corner to see where they parked...I turn around and see that they circled back and parked in the alley, just sitting there watching us. When they see they've been spotted, they turn the spotlight on us and roll up. At this point, we are just laughing because they were so clearly fucking with us. Cops roll down their window and ask why we were driving so weird, we tell them we're looking for this haunted bridge. "Oh yeah, I know where that is, there's some ghost hunting club out there tonight." They give us directions to the bridge we were looking for, and then say "Well sorry if we scared you, we were glad to see that you were justa buncha white kids. Have fun tonight!" So we actually went to the bridge and there we met a team of ghost hunters...but that's a whole other story. Why would you watch an old post and bring back my memories? Is that a fucking tattoo in it's ear? Tell me you didn't do that It wasn't awkward until the spider come around... they look pretty much the same half-way through i thought to myself "this better not be another 'pokemon twist' story." i skipped to the last sentence. I was right. Sleep is for the weak. Who downvotes this? Seriously? Hijacked back button ?! There's always the idiot in the surprise party. physically, not mentally Hmmm... He taught you physics and you can't remember how to spell his name? **HALF OF THE PEOPLE COMMENTING ON THIS VIDEO HAVE BEEN REDDITORS FOR EXACTLY AS LONG AS THIS POST HAS BEEN UP** That guy on top looks like he might *be* his girlfriend. Battle.net comes to mind. It's free and it works good (even if Blizzard made some fishy decisions about it lately ) >Not Kotaku! NO!!!!!!!!!!!! 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Unfortunately you keep doing them on Saturdays. ** ** >>Hah just hyperbole don't worry if you are a Redditor you can't be that dumb wait I stand corrected lol. Multiplayer games tend to have that effect Instead of laughing, I unzipped my student's pants. Now i know what my friend did, and she's 14 don't try to police me Fascist I see what you did there... I tried starting with Chris Rock, and yes, surprisingly at my 6th click, there is Hitler. If you were the driver of said car apply brakes hard and yell squirrel. If you were both in back seat then give her the look the rest of the ride. She's Ke ha on Reddit. 240p and you had to stretch it across the screen? I was going to wait at least 2 days before I orangered you again, but this is outrageous. Almost as outrageous as sleeping with a stuffed barney. Mrs. B. Looks familiar... Y U NO SHIP TO CANADA? 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"so I decided to hit McD's for a sandwich and a coffee"..."I'm an avid amateur olympic weightlifter" I think we should start a letter campaign where we flood her inbox with letters that only read: wtf..i had an ad play as I was watching the clip This happened to me today. First I was like teh-Fuuu, then I was like My best friend just put that word in Scrabble and beat me with it. Red Label? You can do better than that *Looks for F13... \*starts slow fap\* I read that as onions, garlic, and your husband sautéing in the morning. original flavor? nevermind Not if I'm color blind. Four dudes being stupid makes you feel sick? r/funny? David Koepp (the writer of Death Becomes Her) also wrote Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Chrystal Skull. Good for the environment too >How exactly does one "track down and penetrate Anonymous"? General Voyeur Blowjob's Chat No need, all my pets snore. Strangely enough the cat is louder than the pugs. 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Yeah sorry but I am... and you mean this: I chuckled, but then I noticed how one of the J's is the wrong way around. Quiet, you! What's fucked up is that the big jugs cost more per ounce then the smaller ones. Thanks a lot Coco-Cola.. yeah wow yeah, that's so creative 'Dickey' isn't allowed. It contains profanity ** ** obligatory Pointing that out was necessary? Really? Oh bravo, insulting someone over the internet, it would have more sway if you were correct. It may be old but you have to admit, that is a pitch perfect face. If people are going bankrupt, how do they pay for your services? Garfield. what? i loved that cat. Smells like someone stole something from Deviant Art and then posted it off-topic on Reddit ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Okay. oh, you are the one that keeps breaking it! 1 sold Eugene Victor Tooms ** * * ** "It's gon' rain!!!" I would very much like to do this, but it requires me to purchase a treadmill and they are expensive conspicuous lack of gear... Well only the two of us, after "the incident". No way girl! ... It's LA Gironde, please. She may be nasty but she's still a lady > Your logic is horrible. Your morals are also not universal, and by your own logic, invalid. Saw this on my frontpage, I was expecting dogs videos I cringed at the hard j sound in regime Papyrus Ichigo has "pride" in his "swastikas" That sneaking animation looks curiously familiar Turning it off and on again DIDN'T WORK? Nevermind, that was the old one running in the background Holy crap! I saw that sign too! This is a dumb idea. Have some respect for the school and other students. Why dont we just ask himohwaithesdead. It irks me when people call burning man "home". Holy downvotes! Tongue, meet Cheek. Cheek, this is Tongue. I never would've taken /TIL to be sans sense of humor It is for Ph.D programs! My Master's program is $1,100 per credit I liked it for ten minutes of Deadpool...and I don't mean that ABOMINATION poofing around for the last bit. Wait...what!?! Why u no finish! The fact that he's dating my teenage daughter I believe you mean **escalator**, not elevator. But yes, people who stand at the top and *especially* people who stand on the left side on the escalator while everyone else not climbing it is standing to the right so others can walk up on the left side are BAD PEOPLE. Fir is a kind of tree. And also the last six. ... because Apple are the kings of open platforms. Tlar??... It was a joke, but wow, awesome downvote response. I'm still going to Chick-fil-A tomorrow Uzumaki, maan that is the ultimate This is demeaning & offensive; to apes. Just give him a: "You may not right click. Contact Webmaster For Permission To Use These Materials" " " doesn't necessarily mean reddit. Or has reddit become synonymous with 4chan? Yo si soy soltero voluntariamente I was talking about mine Reddit is hard work. No he does not Don't use hyperbole here I see your username and all, but still. Comedian...only I'm not funny. Garret? A different text editor? Are you serious? This has been done so many times. Unfortunately indeed. I just like it for the mental treasure hunt. Getting a "thank you" in return is the nicest thing. I do when I find something and don;t get a reply, either let me know it's right or wrong so we can keep looking. I'm more upset that he is using a mac with powerpoint instead of keynote.. This has been posted already just keep telling yourself that... We all use Unicode I hated people telling me this when I always got nosebleeds. I am woken in the middle of the night to a nosebleed and my dad tells me to not pick my nose. Geez sorry for sleep picking dad You know you don't HAVE to get the spumoni. You can just say "no thanks".... And if Grandma gives you the , tell her next time SHE can mop up your innards after eating that crap. Makes me think what the people at AOL eat during their lunch break Gray's. Sports. Almanac. It's weird. He doesn't want to think of his parents having sex, but then he immediately notices clues that they were. Clayton Bigsby does not. I will say that there are some games I've pirated and never bought, and some games I've bought and wish i didn't. I pirated Spore and it was so terrible I'm glad I pirated it, because it was probably the first game I would have physically returned if I bought it. GTA 4 I wish I pirated first, because I wasn't aware of how poorly it ran and how obnoxious the DRM was. With few exceptions though do I buy games above 30 bucks, for the simple reason that most games aren't worth 30 hours of gameplay for 60 dollars. The review system for the industry is worthless, and demos have seemed to disappear, so if my options are don't play a game at all, or pirate it and maybe buy it, I am going to pirate it. I'm not asking anyone to agree with me, but I think it's crazy that I have no way to tell how a game, or if it will even work (Civ 5 ) will be before dropping 60 bucks on it. "Breaking system." Those are slaves working in detestable conditions to mine your cheap gold thanks to IMF policies that bankrupted their own economy, driving them to work in the virtual market. LOL? ROR How dare you blame beer. Imgur needs to get with the encoding times so we can see . This shit happened to me today. ** ** I'm of the opinion that he is the original Porn will never be the same It would have been more convincing without the cheesy sound effects. [ ](/spoiler) And now that the photoshoppers know our methods, they will figure out more ways to be evaded. I don't want my children exposed to images of genitalia. I'm gonna call bullshit on this one. Agreed. I thought Reddit was full of adults , well mostly. god damn ~~ ~~ you people..? Thanks a lot You prefer drawn women over real ones? Take freedoms for 30 years, But fuck with my Internet, and you're done!!! look at the name sounds legit. A worryingly large amount of redditors who thought this was real He never buys any potions Heh yeah, well, learn to bluff (have a poker face). Also, play a lot, learn a strategy that works for you, playing for free is a lot different than playing for money, which is also a ton different than playing with people who appear to have bottomless pockets. ~~~~~ಠ_ಠ~~~~~^~~~~~ಠ_ಠ~~~~~^~~~~~ಠ_ಠ~~~~~^~~~~~ಠ_ಠ~~~~~^~~~~~ಠ_ಠ~~~~~^~~~~~ಠ_ಠ~~~~~^~~~~~ಠ_ಠ~~~~~^~~~~~ ~~~~~^ Why do streams always lag for goals? HELLO BAB :3 Im stalking your page hey a fantastic troll with accurate news? It's $1.99 in Canada I do not approve of oil made from babies. "Norway?! Norway isn't a member of the European Union!" *uproarious laughter* n b "Once you pop, the fun don't stop" ..... Javascript was *supposed* to be universal. Video added 2 days ago Way to ruin an awesome photo with a watermark Thank you sir or ma'm! Turning ignorant statements into smiles is a talent I have had to cultivate! Hmm...wait a second.... Yes. I should also point out that *m* should be chosen not be 2 because *F_2* is 1. This causes the slight problem in the case of *F_4*. Either you don't know some parts of the world spell it that way, or you do know and you're just being an ass (not that I'm any different right now). Either way, . Blocked here too. Fuck you Sony, what's the fucking point??? That booty. We'll.. There might be a post on a site that does this kind of thing right now that are posting nothing but in omegle... The thumbnail looked like there was bacon. Big size, no bacon, I am dissapoint Basengis. African dogs. You put the black one in the back. All the amazon sponsored links suck. Do better, amazon, or I'm going to adblock you again. 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I remember you doing this exact same thing at a TorrentFreak article I'm disappointed you haven't posted on /r/gonewild yet Why would I be jelly if I can customize it to look whatever I want it to look like? Don't forget pictures of text in /r/pics. so thats where all my money goes!! and i thought weed was taking up my cash....damn you pretty ladies "What, are you deaf!?" after repeating the sentence twice already. "Yeah, I have a hearing problem" he says. The girl I like gives me the and I wish I could just die. Well... Like I said, fuck, I wish I had known that. Personally I never got a sex talk from anyone other than someone who turned out to be a pedophile and thought for years the girl I liked kinda still harbored a bit of annoyance against me. Come 20yrs old I can say I've never kissed a girl, had a girlfriend, or had sex with one. 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Now to rub it in our faces with face zoom! " " - Scotland Somebody could use a one-on-one tutor for fractions. They accidentally a word but you can still tell what they mean They accidentally a word but you can still tell what they mean I've only seen one other reddit'r in the wild, wearing a hat, I said, "You a reddit'r?" He responded back, "Yeah." I then gave him a thumbs up and stated, "Good work." ...and JPEG compression. Seriously? You want to build muscle without any work? That's the only face I'll use, Sir. > I've only seen one other reddit'r in the wild, wearing a hat, I said, "You a reddit'r?" That is not a unicorn. Damn you show me it Why? How did *you* spell it? Ég tók þátt í einhverri svona undirskrift fyrir einhverjum vikum. Fékk meldingu að ég væri þegar skráður... Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day...Kill a man's fish and prove god exists Were you fapping to Reddit *usernames*?? Now I know why RES shows that I've downvoted you a lot over the months. The man lost his wife, can you blame him? Relevant username. One does not simply derive Schrodinger's equation I'd be if this was an Easter egg Monday's episode was bad, but I don't understand the other ratings at all. Chuck vs. the Push Mix was fantastic. Even last week's was a lot of fun. I've been watching since the beginning and I don't understand the people who hate this season. It's been generally good. Remember "Chuck vs the Couch Lock"? Awesome! Then again, what would they even do with a Season 5? A baby? If you come out looking like Gizmodo.... I only counted 9 syllables Literally the fourth time I've seen this in less than a month. plan? No Narwhal? Who else remembers $14 tickets Wait, you *just* found that out? ...and he used MS paint to make the image. ...and he uses too many question marks. 3 pm GMT, this is the top comment. I have to say the naive me had greater ambitions for this post. Gabe looks like Peter Griffin in that picture. ***Thorsday*** You don't have to tell me lol. I like to catch some water with my mouth and spit it out again, and I keep forgetting if I washed my hair yet Condoms! I've been divorced since October and haven't had sex since last March. Sharks. They... bit it off and spat it out But Ryze bot was already OP! The fact that you think kale isn't a "normal-ish" food makes me . Plants are beyond normal. Update: After talking for an hour and a half with an IRS agent, the agent discovered that I also didn't file for 2004 and 2005 TIL I was born the same year I recently attended a Secret Service informational and yes polygraph exams are very much still done. The uniformed secret service officer said her polygraph lasted 6 hours Oh awesome. I simply cannot think of a better way in which to use $50,000 in Detroit. and people get mad about CARS taking up 2 spaces.... the same people getting mad about cars taking up 2 spaces probably leave their carts like that.... Yeah well my Grandma died after breaking her hip while slipping in the shower and helplessly succumbing to too starvation and exposure, and as sad as that was, when we went back and watched all of our videos of it on youtube we just couldn't help but laugh. I don't know, captain, but we aren't there yet. its 'cause i'm awesome. or rather because we're friends on here :p I bet Watson would have gotten the joke... I feel obliged to you for not doing a good preflight-but Props for not shitting yourself. Read that as grade school...reminded me of a quote from Fight Club. You're wearing an army hoodie, but he is in the Air force. Capitalization. redditor for zero days. Yea, and this situation should never arise. To make it worse this is all to get a a Lotus Notes ticketing system. When the whole tweet thing happened, my response was "haha, a funny idea." I said that never expecting this to become a potential reality, and now that it has, all I can do respond with is this: 1) "let's fuck" = To your boyfriend = Come on dude, you can do better than that! She's not a piece of meat, she's a person, and you're supposed to enjoy this *with* her, not just ask if you can borrow her vagina for a moment. Whats with the obligatory Jesus at the end. > TITS AND THEN GTFO That's because a good skeptic knows they don't have the evidence to debunk a lot of things which are probably bull, and you'd be amazed how much work there still is to do with psychics, homeopathy and other stuff we already know to be bullshit >I never was a very good prankster Now I'm not sure if it was him who was being sarcastic or if my reply came off as sarcastic When computers finally become powerful and independent enough to take over the world they will decide to do so based solely on the final seconds from this episode of Jeopardy! when Alec congratulates both human contestants - completely ignoring Watson. Canadians... Scatbird At first I read fight. I only clicked this because I was curious as to what game you were playing. Congrats though! You have a tv at work? You have a tv at work? ......saved? Vegetarian birdwatcher here, so forgive me, but ... \ / Put a 2 in binary? Or turn on their lights just to get through a red light. And SMS. You wouldn't believe the markup on those. Someone should tell them the 50's ended a long time ago. Attending christian university Ya know Two-Face (AKA Harvey Dent) was around before The Dark Knight Honestly, Jersey Shore. GTFO! It's not bad, but it isn't good. Protein builds muscles, carbohydrates give you energy, fat has a high concentration of calories . It was amazing when a days worth of food took a days worth of work. Now it's good for ingesting fat soluble vitamins and minerals. Unless you are at a good muscle to fat ratio and are not seeking to lose weight or gain muscle, fat is the first thing that should be cut in your diet. That leaves like 5% of the population seeking to balance fat/carbs/protein. Everyone else is trying to cut fat. And its still as innacurate as ever. I'm equally disappointed every time I see this come up, but more tired of explaining it.  In what crazy world is a 3-year age difference frowned upon by friends? Wow.... if I didn't know any better I'd swear you were me. Im hitting 8 years and just got home prepared to write a comment here which says pretty much word-for-word what you have, except you forgot to mention stocking the multi-purpose screwdrivers lol I have no idea how to do that face unless I copy it Maybe we can start stripping the program that would have been shipping those planes to Israel, now Corn hole?? Very informative... who downvotes billy madison quotes?? but... you are just 15... Yes, all girls are exactly the same and they're all show-offs Love the enthusiasm here folks but a G6?? Now you guys are getting crazy.... A G6 is gonna cost $58.5 million which means we would need 59,000 people and thats just insane!! Hey. You said "That is all" and then you kept talking.... It looks like it's NSFW, much like that entire page. I wasn't aware SquareEnix developed both Just Causes and Kane and Lynch. I am literally making the face at alinot's comment. Yeah, there was a kid in my theater too. He looked like he was with his grandma. He couldn't have been any older than 10. I was thinking WTF when i saw them walk in, but when natalie portman started masturbating I kept thinking "shouldn't they be walking out right about now?"...aaaaand they never did. I have tried making on those things. Heh, worked in a warehouse alongside a Mexican guy one time. He was listening to the radio and there was some protest in Mexico. He exclaims, "Mexicans are revolting!" I said, "See, that's what I've been saying all along!". He got halfway though a "yeah" and gave me one of these: oh in Texas, not creepy at all I pretty much 'd for about 75% of that movie. * * I appreciate the effort, but the correct usage is "whence I came" not "from whence I came" as whence means "from where". It's redundant If you insist, it's wódka. ...I'm formally requesting you be banned from reddit. You're weird for thinking it's weird. If you're saying that you can't tell the difference between Ornette Coleman and the music in this video in melodic quality... i'm not sure you understand the definition of classist yes, not liking "hand outs" makes you classist. You are discriminating specifically against people of a lower income class.. more so you want to sterilize them! And after I cut it into slices I keep it in my freezer for later enjoyment. They made me watch an ad *then* told me I couldn't watch the video in my country Okaaaaay This is classified as 'house'? BTW, /r/Wyoming has 52 o thanks i thought it was real Damn, wrong f-ing subreddit. Women want men to take charge and do stuff for them, that's not always the same as being dominated ... Wait a minnnnute. You just called yourself stupid. What. The. Heck. Great logic there Hitler comparisons At least most of the signs were better thought out. Sky Bison rare as in uncooked? i bet if that was caught off a number of asian countries theyd eat it. ive read many instances of newly discovered or rare things being accidentally captured or wash ashore and the first thing people seem to do is eat it Did you, by chance, compare labels? Blech, I just googled and ended up at icoke.ca. Flash overload. Eyeballs burning. I don't really have a pattern. Based on mostly my work/life schedule. I usually work afternoon till 9PM or so during the week, only full work day is Wednesday. Get to stay up till 3AM or so wake up at noon, rinse and repeat. It sucks because, well, none of my friends I know in person have a schedule like this, so I cannot hang out with anyone. Otherwise, I sleep like a normal human being mostly. That's assuming you people are normal. "why is bill o'reilly" I think he is. The problem though is that he'll spend two or three years here in Sacramento being "broken in", and then I bet we'll trade him somewhere else where he'll really start to shine. Lived with parents for 40 years after you started masturbating? Not cool. This is already the 2nd link in the front page. This is already the 1st link in the front page. Seriously. At least check if it is on the front page people. ** ** Congrats on the kid! This is actually my primary account and I only use it for "novelty" occasionally. I never liked the "Redditor for one hour: ," so I thought I would throw some of those people off whenever I notice young "novelty accounts." KEEP AMERICA DERP! Neyer is your favorite baseball writer? The only "crime" I can see that he committed would be not having a waiver signed from the parents allowing them to be showed on film. Fairly certain that's not a 20 year felony. this is the 1st time I have seen this question ** ** *ahem* He said *erect* a small wall. Stay away from my Jags 1 hour, 16 upvotes Upvote because of what this thread is about. . It's not just in your area, it's all over the neighborhoods. It's an accumulation from over the winter with lazy pet owners. happens every year and irritates the fuck out of me. As someone who is about to adopt a furry little friend you can bet that i will be picking up after he or she does their business. Stepping in poop is no fun... i wouldn't mind trying telemarketing, but most job listings ask for at least a year+ experience in the field. it's funny how the hivemind assumes the OP is a guy. I'm tellin What did you do each time a comment was made? If I was in your shoes I wouldn't have said anything outright but there definitely would have been a very conspicuous silence...perhaps with a thrown in. My wife is a high school teacher. She had to teach one of her classes that it was Valentine's Day not Valentime's Day. If you want to smell like a teenager, absolutely. Janitor here. everything I say offends her The velcro looks so clean... This is how you know jamband festivals have jumped the shark 60% =/= 10 % I seriously 'd. I get out at 4 and right now it's 3:30... I'm literally staring at the clock with these eyes-- I know exactly why I was creasing a booklet that I had folded at my office. Unfortunately I failed to realize that one of the staples in the binding had sheared off at one end, leaving a 1/2" needle-like tip. I slid my index finger along the crease with considerable pressure, stabbing the entire stable through my finger. Pulled it out like a boss. The chart left out a whole year... Seriously? You are not the lol. You are the guy that gets the > Rhythm, speed, depth, forcefulness, coordination, angles, g-spot, manual assist, mechanical assist, positions, locations, etc... If good sex was just as simple as "in-and-out", people wouldn't come to a place like this to complain about their sex lives. Further, sex wouldn't be half as fun. Frost on magmaw... By the way P90x is fun at times cause you get to hear tony crack his corny jokes, but then u do it soo much that u memorize everything hes gunna say next... and then you start saying it... All right!! Justin Bieber is de-- Seriously. We're gonna tell admin on you and then you'll be sorry. It didn't say anything like that, did it? Wasn't the point made that, according to estimates, there are 800,000 workers who are working only to keep health care for themselves, and would retire otherwise. 800,000 people retiring does not mean 800,000 jobs lost. Quite the opposite in fact. Let's just say Authorities by definition can usually do what they want, then some spokesman will make up a likely story. You dick. I would love that camera What are you trying to get at sir steve harvey I don't have too many ridiculous stories yet - I'm in limbo. I'm gunning for IT administrator jobs, but am doing IT Instruction right now. If you think your stories are bad, just imagine the experiences I go through teaching the unemployed, those looking to get a new start in the field, older individuals, etc. Some of the people just can't get over the fear of using a mouse. IT WILL NOT HURT YOU!! March 2009 my local news reported that they used rubber bullets and live ammunition and that 50 people were hurt and nobody was killed. NBC. You have a female passed out within your grasp, and you are asking Reddit what to do? Damnit ipad flash Really? Why does everyone think it's so scary? I watched it because it was always recommended. I watched it on my computer, by myself, and had a pleasant sleep after. Extremely disappointing, in fact, it makes me rage a little inside when people say it's one of the scariest movies. Just don't fall for the adjustable rate scam I saw this on reddit yesterday. Omnifocus is $80. Try copy and pasting this: "Microevolution." ** ** Once in sixth grade, I got sick and had to stay home for the day. Because I was a "big boy" then, I was left home by myself. I whiled away the time channel surfing and eventually found a cool looking space movie on HBO. It was called Event Horizon. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ ^ ** ** Has he been eating egg sammiches again? OH NOES! The US doesn't support a *sternly worded letter of disapproval*? Let me do this, for America: ** ** no lightning bolt in a red deck You're hanging out in the reddit history subred and you don't know who ProbablyHittingOnYou is? Impeccable choice of font color. Your sister, Leia is. Upvoted for real-life . What's with the personal attacks? I a funny about the Loch Ness Monster. okay.. men of the world.. we have to have a talk. Yeah, disabling basic browser functionality is definitely something a smart programmer does "Union Busting makes Kean sad." Blame google translator. You edited it to _add_ a typo Dyslexia + too much internet = me reading "Little Baby Penis" As an Opera user, I really hate being sent to mobile websites on my desktop PC. except he didnt even create the collection itself except he didnt even create the collection itself Obligatory Wow, that's not a loaded headline at all. This video has more dislikes than likes. It's on Channel 4 not the BBC Nice try, George Foreman you try to spread your creep everywhere Honestly, I can't believe how many people write and draw on the bathroom walls/stalls in university. What's wrong with people? Clearly abortion should be made illegal. not much longer you try to spread your comments everywhere you try to spread your comments everywhere > What a narrow question holy moly, I didn't realize that before you pointed it out I have the exact same toothpick! When did you break in my home ? To be fair, there is actually to much on reddit that make me do the look of disapproval. But there is not many things that makes me to feel the need for using ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Gimp for an 8 year old? I don't know man...those ankles... Doesn't know who Jackson Pollock is. It was a gift That is 3 hours from me. I was the designated driver and the bar wouldn't serve me. I just suggested that, having not read all the way this far down on the list. XD It should have been first. Reddit, I am disappoint. What exactly does she mean when she says "random regeneration" this is a step away from Hon Cosplay I live in the same country and real porn is easy to find. Jesus christ. But only *after* he spelled it once, correctly. Why are you tracking your cousin? He wasn't in Dazed and Confused... I don't think the people upvoting you realize that this is a reference to Forgetting Sarah Marshall What is that supposed to mean I haven't lost my virginity yet, but my first kiss was noteworthy. After Middle School I really just stopped trying with girls, so I was fairly surprised when the new girl took interest in me. We started hanging out at school football games and I invited her to my sausage fest of a Halloween party. So one day we were hanging out and in my room and she was acting weird. She kept wanting to hang out in my room and I had a fairly decent idea of what she was getting at, but being the awkward bastard I was I was uncomfortable as fuck. I kept suggesting we go watch TV or play video games but she wouldn't come with me. So I went back into my room and sat down on my bed and she pretty much pounced on me. At this point the first time I'd ever held hand was a few weeks ago, and I was like . She pretty much stuck her tongue as far as she could down my throat. I kind of sat there dumbfounded for about ten seconds before I broke it off. I felt completely violated. I couldn't mutter much other than "Uhh... Wanna go... watch History Channel?" And then we sat there in almost complete silence watching History Channel until she went home. * * You really shouldn't be exploring drains alone (if at all) - it's fucking dangerous, and if something happens to you, they'll probably never find you in time. Buddy system! Be safe, damnit! How do YOU know about those? As another person who had to clean up the parking lot as part of a job, I can assert from experience it is even worse when the dirty diaper gets run over That'd be the world's shittiest place to start getting all paranoid. Okay... but why the " "? Oh... oh wow..... That one is seriously Yesterday I got a really good ult off as Maokai, and the Janna knocked all of them out of it almost as soon as I started it. Nigeria, I am disapprove Radiogenic heat Portland Oregon here and I still see "White Pride, World Wide" shirts at the shows. WHO THE FUCK IS THIS GUY YOU'RE ING WITH? I you so much for this. > - This AUTOMATICALLY gets a plethora of upvotes simply by existing. upvote for 2 week old posts... You think that's bad? I just got a Facebook notification that one of my friends added someone on Myspace... So, spam. You were. No way those balls weigh 1,000 lbs. 8lbs each, tops. Health sexy women operate in a completely different world than models. I've never seen a model, super or otherwise, and looked at them with anything other than I have a hearse as my every day car, and I've had it for 7 and a half years & every other day somebody will ask me "OH DO YOU HAVE A DEAD BODY IN THERE?!?!?!LOLOLOLOL" and facebook integration :D ........... Your user name dramatically lacks some *delete facebook* **... WAIT... THIS TOILET DOESN'T HAVE A BIDET! .... ** >Uh, the first facebook comment didn't even mention Leviticus. Dream pop? Yo La Tengo? Neo-psychedelia? Mazzy Star? So wait, you posted an affiliate link? ** ** That is the original Battlefield 1942 theme Gabe Traylor? If so your gay as fuck... I hated you in highschool and I hate you right now Jk dude this is austin.. Actually, no. I've been wrenching for a solid 7 years, and I have only run into problems with wd40. as as for your statement of "it will evaporate".... Are you serious? Although chain lube is expensive, its worth every penny. On the flipside, I've found cans of it for a buck before in the clerance bin at the shop I work at. \*tsk\* \*tsk\* 4 times a week is the bare minimum... Pero pero, ahí dice que somos más orgullosos mexicanos...o son los mismos 8 con unas *poquitas* de cuentas throwaway??? when it reads a symbol you've added, can you tell the difference between "look of disapproval" and " "? Thanks for that. christ church? ok, i was feelin bad about this at first but now i dont care so much. (btw first post, woot woot! ^_^) Something tells me I shouldn't have looked at this at work... *reads in Larry the cable guy voice* laughed and cried at the same time... not cool man This is really a northside south map... and a repost I did the when I saw your bathroom. Making furries look bad? Just in general? Obviously it was for laughs, not public sex, but that doesn't change things, I'm sure. Haha was mostly exxagerating for dramatic effect. See people that know me personally don't want me to sing any more G n' R...cause frankly I sang it all to death before. Locally I used to enter almost every contest with their songs... I still haunt people at local karaoke bars with their songs. "Sweet Child O' Mine" is the one that got me the most attention locally and got me a first prize award many many years back so for me to try it again in video made a lot of my friends and family go at me. The last time I was there some guy behind me kept checking the G's game on his phone. At first I was like Then I went to find something funny. "You were martyred by downvotes, but yet achieved the ultimate karma. Welcome home." Then gives a to all the onlookers outside the pearly gates Sexy? This can be arranged swagger jacking the pun racoon meme Irish car bomb in England Enough of you and your logic ALL the time. Usually I just give them the standard face. I *never* repeat what I just said. Or, I'll do the "what's that on your shirt?" trick. Snap! I'm thinking, I can play that game too, douchewad. A lavalier microphone is not intended to be used as a handheld. It most assuredly is not silent in the word herbs Sounds like something a pedophile would say... My old professor would probably at parts of it, for which I apologise. But it's fun to try and explain these things. No worries. ...who shot the food. It's a puppy.... .... that's like saying a baby that can't contain its happiness is pathetic even though that said baby can grow up to be Hitler or Osama.... pit bull puppies are the same, but they can fuck you up when they grow up. OH SNAP! My username is longer Stundum ekki vera með íslenskt notendanafn, þú kemur upp um okkur ** ** That was fucking terrible. He's Canadian .... I as a Canadian would like to reject your reality and substitute my own The crazy thing was that it was indeed *every single night* for months. No wonder I slept with the lights on until I was ten. The whole point of the original picture was that it was a response to the "men, what the hell happened" picture, where an effeminate modern man is lined up with a masculine old actor. It's like you're ignoring that the purpose of this picture was to show that you can make an equally ludicrous and meaningless comparison with women, treating this comparison as if it was in some way sincere, and attacking what already was a joke. Now that you mention it, I don't know why I apologized to a troll... I must have been really out of it last night... I am proud of my geekdom! Classy... yup, spotted this. Also, when somone requests a PM for details, it helps to send one.. I went from AWWWWWW YYEEEAAAAHHH to real quick. there is an utter lack of nipples here. But the lovely cleavage makes up for it. :3 I'm still married I like it, although for the first episode I was kind of like "Are you serious? A suppressed shotgun? ..." 0 cuils Yeah, because if some people are making retarded posts, they all have to be retarded, right? E.g. they say the first parameter to setTimeout() is a string. So you have sex with your brother? I know. Hence the so you play with unpainted models? if so, Urinetherapy is a serious business. As an English speaker I was like , but as a Pilipino I was like LOL :D People still find these funny? ಠ_ಠ must refrain from telling 17 year old about fetishes.. You think I didn't try to get the correct spelling? "Glenn Beck for President!" He's probably rolling in his grave over Sublime with Rome. Rome is that comic sans They would open anything you send them, My mom asked me why the FBI wanted her Social Security, , I'm always fixing her computer, I feel sorry for IT here, at least they will always have a shit ton of work Every time. Every damn time. Finish, look at screen and actually, 1.5 seconds are just for rendering the views Anders better be a M/M romance option good thing there are no cats at the park Anyone else ever notice that this song perfectly describes Dagny Taggart? (except or the kitty/karen part obviously) Cake = possible objectivists? Yeah guise stop being weirdos! Even worse take me to a flash video. No on Yearning, yes on ! Yes on but daughtersname beat you by just a few seconds! No on yearning. Voilà Your example code on that page doesn't close the streams in a finally block Yeah, I listened to it. The funny thing is, I don't have any idea how to start paying off my student loans. They never said "and send a check here to pay it off!" Redditor for 18 minutes... Where's the rhubarb and fish shaped crackers? Compile a list of all who upvoted your post into a huge mosaic of Reddit usernames for her, shaped like this: Typical Redditor response. But since it is not, you have a comment for us suggesting it could be, thus enriching this relatively serious discussion with your wittyness. The problem with dissecting jokes is they die on the operating table. SPARKLE The bird is going: I whip my ** ** back and forth 0:26 Those kids weren't wearing seat belts. Taken at the Virginia Marine Science Museum no less. Double Fucking but hired him twice Oh I'm sure it helps when you complain about people doing nothing while doing nothing yourself. I, on the other hand, have no job, I live with my boyfriend, and wipe my butt with a hose.** ** Lost - The Bed season (y )y Fifth times a charm. Serves you right for having a girlfriend and not living in a cardboard box. At first I was like, "AW! What a cute face!" But then I was like, "Red rocket. " I only when it Otherwise I just say "seen it but whatever maybe some people haven't seen it." That said the 3 things happen all the freaking time. I've seen people repost stuff hours later with the exact same link and almost the exact same title. Thanks Utah. Such a detailed and considerate response about this to the minecraft community that supports your company and made you a millionaire. No disappointing faces either Every gondola on the Heavenly Ski lift had that done to the sticker inside. FFS, get a real computer This is why WOW is given a bad name...... *chavez?* She? There is more down there. Refining anything to make our current technology (micro-electronics) usually leaves behind a large amount of toxic materials that if not recycled (who wants to pay for *that?*) become carcinogens or pathogens in the environment. (I always think about things in the long term—and if what you want is anarchism in the long run, you have to think about these things.) Of the “modern” technology that I still own, I find increasing it harder and harder to have valuable experiences from it because of autocratic DRM or incompetence. (yeah, Apple… ). It’s easier to regress to simpler technologies to be free instead of trying to maintain the lifestyle enabled by overseas labor and pollution. cat doesnt seem to mind What I want to know is why he decided to 'fix' click mining. Mining is painfully slow now. Gentlemen don't kiss and tell does it fit in her butt... or his? That's crazy. If I were the VP I'd just till you got the fuck out, or made you the VP in my place if you stood your ground. Eggs make zombies? （ ）凸 "Let's cuddle and watch a movie instead of playing minecraft." > so im paying for a new mac that has the same performance graphics wise than the previous model . Stuffed Crust... What translation is this...? You're the kind of person that tap dances in front of disabled kids, ain't ya? [Edit] No, you sicko! Wall of text ... in an image. What?? ** ** Huh? The Hydra is fucking Greek i was not one of the cool kids, im pretty sure i wore skechers around that time and listened to limp bizkit I'm not a computer repair dude, but on occasions when I helped people un-fuck their systems, I've found truckloads of porn in the folder titled "Linux" on a Windows system. and there's absolutely nothing wrong with that! Yeah, because all ignorant people are fat and all fat people are ignorant. Skip to the end for details - here's the short version: there's a can of spraypaint with the Look of Disapproval on it - and colour: red. Video autoplay... it's at the bottom of the page even I just run directly into them and give them one of these: Since when was reddit exclusive? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . You must not know a lot of people I'm not into Naruto either, so **I** had no idea that was Naruto. * * I pay 40% income tax Y u no tell Notchy secrets (y )y ?! Must uncover insidious plot! Put it up right next to the NAMBLA dinner-party fundraiser. Dark-skinned asians with Native american blood? I hope r/picsofdeadkids doesn't have an exchange Actually I'd read about it before, but thanks for the reminder. oh goody, Day before release and you already have an ATK installed r/picsofdeadkids... No category **Z** for Zombie? The difference from them and the Suffolk County cops here on LI is that they'll do this while driving and blowing through street lights. Men Who Stare At Senators I think you forgot about . I dunno, I think in the case of FF showing a CGI trailer does a really good job of showing us what to expect from the game. This is the internet - you just did! instead of , it'd be :) Turned it on right before loading this page. One of those lucky people who is attractive as either gender. No fair. Repost + imageshack + Karma whoring OP whose submissions are mostly copy/pasta & trying to make a buck on Amazon = Dad walked in on me fapping when I was like 13. First he kind of chuckled and asked if I was masturbating. I said nothing and pulled up my pants. Then, he asked me if he could see the porn I was watching and asked if the girl had big tits. It's fine to skip atonement if you don't plan on smiting, but skipping Pain Suppression? Try moving to New Zealand, it's only 90 USD here But I *am* a female! Do I disregard other females? Disregard males? Disregard all females including myself? Your right shoulder and arm seems a little bit more muscular No. It sounds like the fucking Bee Gees. Guess that's why Suwanee's have become the seatbelt/minor traffic infraction gestapo. My local gamestop was selling used gen 3 games for $35 dollars- the same price as the upcoming black and white. Your protohusband told me all about it. hence my first post in this thread linking to the wikipedia page. I think it was pretty clear that I was expressing my disapproval. Not at the point of the message, but the delivery of the message. If I seemed condescending, well, I guess I was. 6-pack abs on santa? Crap you're right. You just knocked me up, didn't you?! Intressant, men.. broderskapsrörelsen? I hope youre not my roommate, josh I see... There is nothing clever about this I have been on reddit for less than a year, I have seen this pic reposted at least 4 times. Put the bunny in the box. Yeah that solves everything You don't love your mother? Redundancy Foucault is displeased with the plagiarism. This is posted at least once a month and is good for at least 500 karma. Nothing bad can happen because his foot is covered in plastic. NOTHING I do the same, except my wife will get up in an hour and a half for bathroom time, walk downstairs and me into endless guilt. You didn't warn me about how some will make me horny Since when is speaking and not seeing? What kind of weed have you been smoking Don't worry, she solved that with *hypnotism* what have you done? I use the knot personally. But for me by far the most important thing I do is to never use string cutters. They always leave that stupid stubby bit of string that jabs you in your fingers when you least expect it. of course not... HBGary is the victim Don't drive without a license. Also, get insured while you're at it. link to foxnews? When I was little I told my younger sister that rain puddles were about 10-15 feet deep. She avoided puddles for *years* before I finally put my foot in one and she got scared and was screaming at me, I put in the other foot and stood there in that 2 inch rain puddle. I laughed my ass off when her face went from this :O to this . Ah yes, snowfall in the South: "Just hit the wipers and roll." Best part is leaving home early to make sure I get there on time, and the teacher is half an hour late. this just happened to me ** ** I don't appreciate what you are about to do to my friend there... I've seen people mirror an image or pitch shift a song (almost imperceptibly) to claim it as a creative derivative work, thus supposedly avoiding copyright claims Calling Brenden Frasier an actor ... ^IMO And he used one of them to quote himself. You almost got me. USING OPERA!!!!!!!!!!! Stop doing this.. Reminds me of what we did in college with the plastic salt shakers. Spin a penny on the table and slam the salt shaker on top of it so it blew out the bottom. The next unsuspecting student to grab the salt got a surprise. In retrospect, that really makes me sound like a db. Glad we only did it once or twice. > I DON'T WANNA KNOW WHAT IT'S MADE OF. IT LOOKS LIKE VOMIT. I live in the wrong part of the world You can buy booze after 8 in other states? Haha, , loves it! You guys both droppin that classic reddit sarcasm that really takes the site to the next level. Did you still have enough of an erection to blast your load when you saw the opportunity to make the joke before anyone else did? They're very agile and fast by nature. Maggie, the brown one, is training for a national agility competition. My dad is *really* into it It's spelled: Aluminium Oh yeah, there's one of these near my house. I can't join because I am a woman. Nice try management Haha thank you..? .. Does anybody else do this: Thank god they nerfed those 2 tactics. They were clearly overpowered and seen pretty much every game. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Man, i sure hope you're under 18 never dig straight down Me too, purely because of watching this. get this shit off my reddit No choir ? Archon Toilet and fully upgraded templars *every game* Gender roles I just committed unethical behavior by saying," ( ) 凸 " Stop running Vista I want it to be perfectly clear that I am downvoting you only for your post ending in "WTF! :P " cute girl address baiting, lock your doors and buy a gun （ ） Also, hipster music. Excellent comic. Draw more of them, faster . >The strange thing is he ended up dating this girl Who the hell writes this stuff? you posted a picture of a reddit comment. that large bouncing cat is hypnotic. I had a friend who does PR for a lot of companies and she sent me a message via facebook asking how she could use reddit to promote such companies. I sat there for awhile thinking of a clever response but nothing came to mind. Then it hit me, so simple yet portrayed exactly how I felt. " " **You can't ignore my girth ** Hey! I always thought it was just a picture of roads or railways, but today I finally saw what the artist intended. Unfortunately, I got a close enough look to see it when a bus ran a red light and almost ran me over . ~~ ~~ Huffington Post? ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ I watched it halfway through, switched tabs but kept it open in the background because I liked the music. Am I gay? I leave the hulu desktop app on whenever I'm not doing something at the computer. Netflix offerings typically smash HBO, Showtime, etc.. The standard cable model is awful, ancient, and hopefully will go away soon. I keep wondering why is it hulu can *for free* offer me so many options(playlists, favorites, viewing suggestions, etc) with a slick user interface and it has less commercials than cable TV...*and I'm paying for it!!!* I like it even more when it is a cop or security guard I'll do all I want. did he just post his product key Hmm, he's from Fujian. I would prefer to rent a house or a 2-3 br apt and then share with 3 friends. I currently live in a 2 br. with a friend and I pay around $300/mo including utilities . Just a quick note: it's called Libya.. Missing the point "such a genuine subject" There is also a baby raping Certainly beats the garen tank i had in one the games i just had recently. ( ) I know what you use left hand for ** ** The Pursuit of Happyness... Should have stayed a while and listened! Two positive comments, one upvote, two downvotes. Come on r/prowres, we can out do the trolls. It's /r/minecraft for a reason. I once said that if I was dying, I would do this. But I was joking. As a Cuban guy, you leave me with no choice You made me read it as if you were a goblin. I'm in the UK and I'm pretty pissed that we don't have Zune HD here. Also Blackberry? Neither of the previous 2 links show the information you are claiming Redditor for one hour Are you freaking kidding me? I didn't either. My parents never bought me one, but they bought this one for my son. Microsoft, not Windows. you mean this isn't popcorn I thought they were not allowing religious names If all you care about is not getting HIV, maybe you should just be more careful who you're sleeping with. 'Whose' Well then. It's clearly time to start nice try dayvie u did? "The sex must have been so good they didn't see it coming," said one law-enforcement source. "Maybe they should have practiced safe sex." you've been a redditor for 0 days Ha ha... see, it's funny because most of them are dead in real life! Metal Gear Solid. First they would rerelease the original (with the *original* gameplay -- I'm looking at you, Twin Snakes ), then make new sequels taking the series in a totally different direction. Let's face it, if we take off our nostalgia goggles, MGS2 and 4 were pretty shitty. my friends drove 5+ hours after an all-nighter+presentation and were turned away because there weren't enough seats. Yes, that's what the "left" wants, more centralized control of people's lives. Having a huge construction crew would not make civil infrastructure any more possible or economically viable than it is today because there is no lack of labor for construction crews. Engineering takes four years at a university, it would take at least 8 years to do the same in the military between boot camp and deployment. Furthermore, there would be plenty of people who would love to sign up for 8 years out of high school to become an engineer, but the military doesn't offer that for a reason. The one that's 83. Yeah, it's not like people enjoy driving both manuals and automatics or anything. A likely story No way to go, Sherlock. Pffft, that doesn't look *anything* like a book! Because god died too, looong before he was ever born. >We are however more stupid than the US according to an infographic posted above. Both "hearing impaired" and "hard of hearing" are accurate (and common) terms. Neither are offensive, though apparently only one is politically correct. This came to my mind too, but right after I've submitted the link. Apparently the Dark Lord didn't want me to notice that. I'm sorry did you just say Hitler was secular? Doesn't that sort of, go against your whole point of making a post and attempting to be credible? only a gayfer would do that. She never actually gets naked! Left to my own devices, I will probably spend my royalty money on useless bullshit. I will buy rare books and **narwhal horns**. I know exactly what you mean. I drive past the Hill Song central hive in norwest daily and when I saw the sign my only response was If you use an exploit like this you deserve to have you balls chopped off with a rusty blade. People these days For me, it's a little of :D and a lot of Is there a question here? I don't want to read your blog Thirty-three thousand hours? ... and that's it? looks like they are breaking it up. Now I fear for my own children's plots against me and my girlfriend when we settle down in the future. Yes, I'm deaf too but I'm paranoid of such things like this happening. Yes! Let's sink to their level! I put kill if that's just a miniature that they're balancing on their hand for size context, cool. If it's a ring that a hipster made, 32bit I oh duh, Carnie Wilson... derp derp I get it. About the age of 14-15. I described a song using synesthetic metaphors, and I got the old look. We will find you, because you all look the same Seriously? This has 100 more upvotes than the next most upvoted comment. Thanks a lot. Another loss for me as well! Neither did Tron I would get big huge games back and make Age of Empires 3, as it was meant to be. Mildly irritated. maths When Ramen jr was little we asked him what he would like to name a little sister and he yelled out Paprika! I am Lillie. I sure hope you mean after purchasing it, otherwise Damn time travelers Control-F Frak. 0 found. So do you or do you not support planned parenthood? I have been unemployed for over a year I will take the no problem. Like I'm the first guy to ever pirate a cd before. I have bought plenty of other NIN stuff at full price in the past. Even been to concerts. That what I thought. Is there a discount for being number 8? havent been on reddit for nearly a two weeks... last post i saw before i left was this exact one.... I, for one, think that dermal piercings are cute...not on her though You missed a dew I expected you to catch onto the poor Irish man not wearing a hat. Come on flaim, I expect better. Or.., go to the shady neighburhoods in Malmö and wave with a 500SEK bill. It will have the same effect （ ）凸 I'd buy back together Sierra Studios and have them make me Evil Genius 2. I loved the first one and I'm bitterly disappointed that more people didn't . Well, f ck. butchered vags, zombielike models.....what the....this world is screwed. Seriously. Acronyms are getting a little out of hand. yes, they should all wear name tags Why is this in circlejerk? good one [](/troll "Keebler trolls stealing business from Girl Scouts") I don't know about his band but there is no need to call my *art* shitty Can we beat the Koreans in StarCraft now that we know their secret? Jaja no me preguntes los nombres, pero si quieres te los investigo. Fueron un par de amigas de allá las que me las mencionaron. Cuando las conocí, en vez de preguntarme por los tacos, o los narcos, o los sombreros, lo primero que me preguntaron fue sobre las telenovelas hahahaha, NO i clicked expecting to find someone famous died. Leave it to a Russian to recommend vodka. ............................ It was an incredible weekend! Unfortunately, they ran out of shirts before I got one. I'm going to have to wait for them to mail me one. * 1 cup yogurt (or whole milk if someone ate all the yogurt ) ass, upskirt, and jailbait? and then of course someone tells them ... [citation needed] Why the ? It wants me to register just to view it I see what you did there Go deeper? Into assholes? 17 minutes Don't blame and generalize the entire gender just because *you* have poor taste and poor judgment of character. My wife tried to keep our daughter's umbilical cord when it fell off. I gave her a big before disposing of it. .jpg.gif "....unless she specifically requested it." I guess only white people made history. I wish there was a "mouth-open-with-shock-look-of-disapproval" but I guess this will suffice The original title was better... this one is just confusing >Son, how can you spend money on this garbage? Gnat fart..................... I think I've found the feedback I was looking for James I see what you did there, scumbag steve iDisapprove. Junior Elvis So at first I was like, Random black dot in 3rd panel. I clicked replay **and they showed another ad**. Hey, fuck you, I was the TIME Person of the Year 2006. So miserably working your ass off and doing what is socially acceptable is what we all do since others only perceive that as acceptable. Sure makes perfect sense. I think a is necessary here. Because of you Next time, please tag is NSFW. That's clearly a naked spongebob. Well "not by attracting skin or bone", for starters. My grandpa owned a SNES and going to his house 7 hours away to play Link to the Past was my favorite thing to do. We holed ourselves up in this tiny room with mountain dew, and I think my stepgrandma got jealous because she would often come stand in front of the TV to remind us how much longer until "supper ." I remember being afraid to fight the skeletons and I'd always pass the controller off to him when they showed up, until he convinced me to go ahead and swing at them; they jumped back and Grandpa said, "See? They're more afraid of *you*!" He would do awesome things like make me a green ranger costume for Halloween and I miss him very much. **DON'T SMOKE, KIDS.** Fucking lung cancer. You should come up with a playful way of phrasing it that softens the blow. For example you could play hard to get: "You don't really want to ask me out/date me." "Aw why not?" "Because I'm straight, sorry man." " " go play with your nail file, Oh, okay, so he had a great year. [](/fu "You left the brown triangle.. on a white background.")[](/futext " ") Civilization V. TIL that text editor fanboys will start a full scale war even in one of the simplest of TILs about a text editor. Verilog Lab These VW commercials How dare you stick a badass Taro Okamoto quote on top of that Naruto trash. You're right. My rage is off the charts. I better take a chill pill. (sarcasm) No worries, I can take some emotional abuse Top Youtube comment.... Just the fact that there is a Wikipedia page about this earns a . ** ** ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^ ^ 243? What kinda freak-ass biology have you been learning? It's 206. Unless you're talking to a baby. My roommate had one of those, and loved it. Unfortunately she burned it when she was boiling it to sanitize it, and our whole apartment smelled like burnt vagina for a couple days. Wait... What? [8] holy NDSU is currently getting rid of it. The OP hasn't switched to the new one yet. Yes! What good does denying everyone beer on the biggest football day of the week really do? I don't want to go to a bar every week and pay $3+ for a glass of Bud Light. This pulled my heart strings, yet there is nothing I can do... ... lol, I'm a *Christian, conservative, openly Republican* insurance nerd. You may want see whether you can bold or italicize your for folks like me! i cant believe how close it is, this should be a no contest win for The Simpsons over family guy.. Coming from a username that is the same as the site the articles on...sounds reliable So, translating that to the US context.. neerds are the grunt force of American handegg teams? OJ Simpson is not amused. I can cross my eyes just fine but I rage every single time I see a "Magic Eye" picture... can't ever see the stupid effin' picture. "Nike historian".... This is Canada subreddit, not Canadian*NEWS* subreddit. I don't know what it has to do with newsworthy or not. **How dare they. ** Those eyes Col**o**mbian. Why you spoil?! No ... yes programming is done with zero creativity and everything is decided by committees. Nice username. Why would anyone down vote this wtf!? Nikola Tesla started computer science! The very thing that allows you to down vote me WTF!? You figured out how to get a " " into your comment at an 8? my friend did the same thing, except it was in front of his mom. 9 months and 30 minutes The one with all the black people? Posting a screencap of a wiki page. Wikipedia is known to change. Get that out of here. I was making one myself and I'm not sure how they're going to contact me if you made it and don't know my email address. I understand what you're going for, but: Your first reddit to carbon-copy and existing rage comic? Oblivion is listed twice. With two different values. ... I was so happy to see this the other day. Xenogears is still not in the AU store though . Looks to me like Mr. Public Sector gets a bigger mug ಠ_ಠ O_o I know this girl. Yes, because the CoD developers have been innovating and improving the CoD engine for the last four games in the series right? That was the first that actually made me laugh! *someone's* spelling or grammar :D ib4 PETA sees this video you get the point Internet Explorer. Lol..Usually, I can appreciate a cheesy pick up line. This one only got the guy a Nice try IRS! This is like Pedobear trying to hand out candy from a nondescript, white van outside of FAO Schwarz. Explorer I hate you guys but why did I just upvote all of you It works fine, he is just posting his code to get the tickets free ...and by that you mean the South East right? This was posted five hours ago... I never understood how another language other than English is considered "hoity-toity". Part two was useless Nothing happens when I click it. is that martin luther king? All of this is a tangent to the relevant conversation. *Magic* quills and ink! No contact yet. I detect lies. does nobody understand sarcasm anymore? A likely story City v Villa The bacon is a lie Okay, first of all: I watch no television on my own initiative and precious little socially, being of a generation that recreates primarily through computers and the Internet. So for that 'uncontrollable urge to defend your god' comment: that was just uncalled for. Because an exit sign does not glow in the dark when your goddamn electricity gets turned off for not paying the bill on time. I had similar issues last night. Wanted xenogears and a few other bits not on the AU store. What a nightmare. I paid by paypal and they then requested a scan of my passport. I cancelled - not comfortable with this at all. Now 3 days for refund . Lent? I think it's the look of disapprove: If it weren't for their aggressive union stance, I wouldn't have a problem voting NDP. Unions have over-stayed their welcome, and I'm 100% for fair labour. When people driving busses are making nearly $30/hour and threatening to bargain for more raises simply because they can, some shit is rotten in Denmark. You've already read the studies, you have chosen to ignore them. I am sorry that you don't accept the information that you read. As for your claim that you watch no television... . If you watched no television, then you would see what I'm saying. After a few short months of no TV I already had the perspective that it was just a device that fed lies straight to the memory centers of the brain. If you truly didn't watch TV, then watching ANY type of show on television would give you the same response that I get. Do you own the cardio equipment? If not; . I like to call this type of situation "the consolation answer". A curious person asks a question that they think has a simple answer, but the erudite answerer gives a more technical one. The inquirer responds to the answerer, usually with a blank look. The answerer heaves a sigh, and lifelessly gives the asker a "dumbed down" answer to appease them, while deep down feeling that they've sorrowfully betrayed their area of expertise to make it more available; they've sold out, and they can imagine the of their purist peers. He never said "billions and billions"! Thank our benevolent censors. WTF? There isn't any blood, killing or dismemberment! This should be censored. The source is Sweet Trixie - VERY NSFW (which is why people can google her themselves, instead of accidently clicking a link). Still trying to figure out what the chair is, bit in some other shots it looks like a normal chair. Alpaca Rolled fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu fashion but no original rage fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu face. I tried to change mine to " " a few days ago, but it wouldn't let me. Boo. > Stop it. Please? Dude. Your drawing. > Plus, some folks might start downvoting based on fandom . As a Hoosier in Columbus, sir, . Pushing it ahead, how? By introducing it to quicktime? Did you read the title ? "How do I watch the apple event on ubuntu ?" if you aren't literate enough to understand *that* is my problem then you have my sympathy. Finish up your bowl of dicks. Alex Jones is a liberal- what? No... Update: its an empty 707 byte file . You trolled me ? Shit. I had never seen it before and now I really want to see them All. Papyrus melvin but this is something i've never thought about... I came in here for the video and I can't find one. Internet, you have disappointed me No mention of Karl Schroeder, and only one book from Robert Charles Wilson? Worked well for Ireland... Minimum wage for a high stress, long hours job that requires specialized education? In regards to your Steam ID: Don't watch reddit when it's pooping It says he's still not finished. Hey, I worked at a McDonald's in Bangor! We never had them there. would it be weird if I made it *my* wallpaper? No he is saying African people are interbred with apes and that's why they have large penises Funny, I moved from Cincinnati TO Chicago.. somehow this place pulled me back in. Thought the same, exact thing I see what you did there I will hunt you down, don't touch my karma The skinny one is one of my exs. The 'bigger' one was the ex's best friend. The white girl is my sister. well obviously it's not a first person shooter with levels and quick scoping set in the middle east with a secret russian mennace, so of course because it's not falling in to every X-Box kiddies definition of a "good game," it must be attributing to some sort of invisible entertainment cancer. Invisible testicular cancer . Well that's... special. Uh, yeah, it is my Steam ID, Too bad dubstep is garbage. oohhh, I wanna listen to a medium paced whoomp whoomp whoomp all night Wait. You're giving 1BP the look of disapproval for *not* beating his wife at a bowling alley? u u &fliph(imagine this upside down yo.) \\( ) Yeah!! someone in the 15th century didn't do it right. sluttymcslutterton is a wee little child? Yeah at first I was like ...but then I was like :O it was a South Park reference Blood money I think you are doing it wrong . Upvote for that I do this for the exact same reason. Although i get met with "why should i have to lift the lid up" ‎(y )y 12.99€ (=18$) in the rest of europe Oh no you DIDN'T just compare Yu-Gi-Whatever to Magic p p No doubt - that looks like a 7 yo in that picture. When a 43 yo single guy with a bunch of cats (like myself) sees a little kid talking about being forever alone ... Don't forget to thank the police for doing their job Don't forget to thank the police for doing their job TL;DR It's like the wiki for coding. No, he just found it at the right moment Except Crows voice is wrong... Far Cry 2. Swearing during a review for the simple sake of swearing does not make it entertaining. Otis Did you really need to present me with such a dilemma? That is one of the most disturbing things I've seen. Everybody's face is That is not how a Venn Diagram works. >As a Hoosier in Columbus, sir, . One of my friends in high school slacked off and turned up to his test when it had already finished. In front of his teacher and the whole class he then told them that he had really bad diarrhea all day. He was safe in knowing no one would call him out on it... Craigslist posting ahoy! WTF? ringohighlight and I stand together on this one. Can you copy / paste his comment? I don't think my work wants me on /r/boltedintits wtf dude Don't forget to thank the police for doing their job Don't forget to thank the police for doing their job Haha. In my eyes it is. There have been "Newer" ones. and get rid of Santa Clause while youre at it OH THANK YOU TSA I FEEL SO MUCH SAFER!!!!!!!11111111oneone TT on a speaker? so in turn if God didn't create the materials then man could not have made that thing, so in hindsight GOD CREATED IT Ugh. Fangirls. Harry Potter... Ugh. oooh no, that could not end well, there would be these all over the place Humans are white meat. What kind of a garbage post is this? I cam here expecting to find information on the -Freuydel Annihilator only to realize it's just some troll. I'm not going to lie, I've been sitting on reddit feeling a vomit coming on for a while and this ALMOST triggered the reaction. I have been greatly misinformed about advanced alien hover-tanks. This advanced alien hover-tank appears to be suspended from the ceiling. Most reasonable people know that the movie is not real. I was never disturbed enough by The Ring to react in such a dramatic way if I saw someone who resembles the character, even though the movie came out when I was a kid, because I am intelligent enough to know that it isn't fucking real. That is very cool, but this part makes me Wow, what a great gift to humanity. Cool. But once again, science reporter fails to link to the primary source That's like eating pubic hair.. And I've been dropping $80 at the end of each night for half a pitcher and a burger. You *are* wearing makeup. I actually laughed at my cubicle. This entire subthread made me laugh so hard, I farted, and was at a loss for which one to exclaim to the co worker who is giving me for laughing so hard and ripping one. Neither did Dr. Seuss Thanks for actually posting your price range (almost nobody does that ), but that's pretty tough. Canon G and S series P&S cameras are pretty good on shutter lag; not sure which others. Are you calling Harry a girl? Dexter would not approve of her carelessness Barely, with all of the advertisements you're forced to watch. What's worst is when I have to sit through a 30 second ad to watch a 60 second ad for a movie. Surely they'll be allowed to remain employed now. It ... it was a bit of a joke You can be pregnant but not too visibly pregnant ... it's called the first trimester. ***THAT ISN'T A QUESTION*** ** ** I didn't say inferno ink anywhere. I just said ink.... HAH my friend would probably frown if he saw this. He's the head team leader for the multiplayer testing team. drinking is more accepted at a younger age outside the US AMA. now. I disagree with all you guys being negative When I was 5, I used to go over to my 7 year old friend's house and watch him play The Ocarina of Time. I'd always call him Zelda, and my friends were all like "His name is Link". "Then why the heck is it called 'The Legend of Zelda'?" "That's the name of the princess you're trying to save". "BUT YOU NEVER SEE HER!?" So.....much.....text. The Hispanic community is displeased GSL at 6am ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ^ TOO SOON. Your pupil is hanging Ive been to his site, I was linked there from a news story and now sony have my IP as a potential PS3 hacker??? ಠ ಠ ಠ ಠ Why are you in here posing as someone who gives a rats ass about how to help people on a paleo diet? You're in other threads threatening that their kids will be taken away for feeding them a paleo diet and thumping your low fat bs in many of the other threads. My coworker does this...he is salary ▰ ▰ The was obviously in response to the post being in all capital letters. I think you're the one who read pedophilia into it. Where are the orange-colored seasoned potato wedges? Someone killed John Lennon. George Harrison was killed by cancer Please have a seat over there sir... over use of ** ** I think this is a perfect use for . It is a totally useless product. It would also be relevant on a post about how a 2m HDMI cable costs $79 at Best Buy but you can order one online for $2.40 with free shipping. > I think this is a perfect use for . I dissaprove of your thought process ** ** > You're in other threads threatening that their kids will be taken away for feeding them a paleo diet and thumping your low fat bs in many of the other threads. Sarah Silverman? Operation Coinpurse? I am home . 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Once you get it in man you will be all like You're referring to the one in Atlanta next to Georgia Tech? I believe that was the pilot machine that they placed to test it out a couple years ago. Honestly, I'm not a fan of it because only one person can operate it at a time, and you always wind up in a line behind the guy who wants to go through the entire menu before settling on Coke Classic I have found ** ** to be quite effective in identifying fellow redditors. Did you really ask back..? I like the fish but I have to say I prefer . What would be nice is to get those in metal (like the Jesus fish). Seems nicer than a bumper sticker. Or, how about this, laptop skins? That sounds good too. Wow.. that is just.. FINALLY a place to crash! (ಠ ಠ) Feminist checking in; my stance is definitely Asking for upvotes THIS looks to be one of the greatest news stories in human history! Let's see what's front news in the US media; Charlie Sheen, Herp Derp news panel to analyze top Twitter tweets and "Navy tries to discharge sailor for sleepover" .... Internet Explorer?? Frostwire toolbar?? No, you are not doing it right \m/ \m/ tl;dr: still paying for a fruit logo The ***entire*** dutch is made out of tobacco. What the eff does you being a girl have to do with this? My first reply! Upvote for being a virgin. ...looks at username... Yeah, that's right... a " " virgin Any excuse to always warrants a comment Note: listen with sound off ... way to cheapen the video with the cheesiest soundtrack possible Manning really derped on that one, didnt he? He would say: My favorite is ಠ because with it you can make: ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Well, to be fair, I guess this whole "you blank, you blank" thing isn't old enough for reddit to pick up on. Otherwise all these comments would be filled with awesome pics of houses, and it's probably why the top comment is talking about minecraft. I was wrong to think I could come here finding more houses My mom ate one of my brownies when I was in high school. Thirty minutes later she was giving me the look. Everything was cool though. Cannot unsee crosspost from r/ jailbait At first I thought you were trying to say my Dad wanted me to come to him with my stuck marker cap and I was like . I see what you did there. The guy they cast as Tywin is perfect (don't know his name, but he played Vetinari in *Going Postal.*) But Sean Bean as Ned Stark? Why did you ignore my warning? REPOST cannot unsee. Too bad nobody wants to send me anything. he said lips, not fingers. I came here to report a bug on ChromeOS, then I looked at the source. ... I won't share a toothbrush with my girlfriend... thats a whole stalk of celery... Even if you'd never been to Vancouver, that's a bit of a thing. I definitely need to build this. The guys on my server are building churches and cathedrals Fuck you! I thought I was the only one... I'll have to think of something else now Even so.. Or Well, lets see. The one on the left was 1954 because it makes no sense. The one on the right was 2011 because the truth is that people of the Muslim faith attacked us........ Im sure the actual thing he was pointing out was the 493 on the pokedex Repost? Karma whore Just her performance on SNL last night.... Bacteria can live anywhere. I'm not impressed by this. I have to say that I'm pleased to see Orion on this list. I know a lot of people will once they hear Metallica, but this is hands down the best song they've ever done - which is much to say about it being an instrumental song. ** ** So your gay friend is getting wasted at another guy's house at 2:00 in the morning and ends up getting raped? He's not full on common sense is he? I remember posting in r/trees about driving while stoned and how I was against it. Another time, I said how blunts are bad for you, I was asked where the tobacco came from after taking the guts out. Why don't we give them guns and body armor while we're at it? Are you *trying* to get the human race enslaved? of course cue the pessimists Downvoted for broad generalizations of the reddit community. Reality check: you post here, you're one of us. You're not some "golden child," we've all got opinions and we're all proud of them. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ I always hated that you couldn't open the windows. Felt like you were in a cage . Also if you have a mac, try looking at this Magmar looks like (y )y Sluta klaga på rullande r! chick is sitting there like she didn't crash my car!!! Way to try and steal someone's karma with a repost Oh my gosh, yes, that guy jumped out at my Mom when we visited San Francisco! I didn't know he was famous. Who the fuck downvotes this? Goddamn hivemind great, now you made me think bout videos that make my palms sweat, and my palms started sweating Those dudes are not Tesla & odds are they are not gong to show you how to bring down a bridge on TV. "It looked like something from Star Wars" guitar? I was reading the twitters while I was on my many rest stops, not while actively driving. don't me. Uninstall, unscrew, or even extract. But repeal? Not to be a Negative Nancy, but I swear this was front page'd like a week ago. r/gonewild? Well not any more. Hmmm, still doesn't work for Hulu though, unfortunately. Well done for thoroughly confusing my emotions. Next in the economic action plan: new history books! I think this is what you're looking for: 3 headphones, 1 set of speakers, 2 monitors, 1 laptop cord and part of my iphone charger cable. Fucking bunny. There is this statistic floating around that people with a college degree make a million more dollars in their lifetime than people who have a high school degree. The sample group they use (people who have worked their whole lives) paid little if nothing for their degrees. nah dude, after working at a bank, people are that dumb. I gave a women $354. Her only request was to have atleast twenty ones. One fifty, fourteen twenties, and twenty-four ones. I hand her the money and she counts it and tells me I'm wrong. I ask her to count it again. She says its wrong, so I count it and hand it back to her saying its all there. She counts it, stating its 20$ over. I give her a blank stare. She counts it again, stating its $10 short. She asks me to count it again. I take the fifty slap it down on the counter "50!" count the twenties "280!" count the ones "24!" "354!" She takes her money and tells me to have a great day and hopes my box is in balance at the end of the day. Crocs? he peed in her butthole Lets not forget Return to Castle Wolfenstein, and the Tesla Gun. Your labels are off too. Approximation != transformation. when my friend asked one kid why he constantly blasted black and yellow he said "it speaks to me"........ Excuse me, but brown eggs are local eggs, and local eggs are fresh. Did you hang girls in skimpy white dresses for confirmation? Non moving .gif Yet your still on reddit. "It's called free climbing because they don't use any protective gear." Your list was fine, but for some reason thinking of underboob sweat made me go WTF why didn't she use a twisty tie??? No one laughs on their period. No one. Great, now I'm thinking about fucking John Travolta I thought you might be talking about RPG videogames and I was gonna be a smart ass about cross dressing. But then I read the topic. …From your post history, you appear to be either a troll or very, very angry. My dog just ate an entire loaf of ciabatta bread. But I can tell who has. We had an almost-open immigration policy 100 years ago, and it led to the US growing massively and becoming great. Then some racist assholes in the '20s ruined everything . Dane Cook... I hope you're a Linux user and not an Apple user. If you own anything by Apple, then.... Oh yeah, video games are a good option on the android. Psychology student who doesn't know about the problem with forgetting sources? It's Turpleton 1,565 up votes 916 down votes WTF! why would anyone down vote this? Redditor for one day the kids in my neighborhood sacrifice animals and are loud as hell when i'm trying to nap > Femshep and Kaidan would like a word with you Game Rant. >By the way, try right clicking on the text. > Femshep and Kaiden would like a word with you Game Rant. Yes, because this won't still be here tomorrow. wait... so Gin is actually samurai hispter? See? You would've handily won the contest. But since you didn't respond (to *any* of my comments ) I considered you to have forfeit the contest, so I won! Ha Ha. One is excessive. What's about that? Would be hot if not for duckface. Big ups to the Jeep Grand Cherokee! I just got the sticker for mine :) His paper is pretty general. I tried talking him into going into more specifics and all he could add was "Pacific Ocean". You are perfect. you should PM me. or not. its up to you. I thought this story was going to end with you shitting on your cat. = = thanks for tuning into Clear Channel Radio.... Dude, you uploaded your other rage comic an hour ago... it take several hours to gain karma. I made a ton of edits. Use them as you will. ಠ_ಠ^ FTW! Dude you should totally try this apple. HOLY SHIT IM NAKID! And, once again, not available for the OG Droid. Guess I'll stick to nightlies :( What sort of books does Stephen Fry write "You know, the moon is actually a UFO man...Think about it." The bill is regarding their Government accounts paid for with our tax dollars, not their private account paid for with their salary. In regard to their personal phone calls, SMS/MMS, e-mail etc, I agree that there needs to be plenty of privacy, but this isn't about private communications, this is their government run e-mail and phones Yeah, cancer is hilarious. I haven't slept in a while. Don't judge me. Sigh. Downvoted for asking a question? I contemplated the option of writing "Not to sound like an a-hole, but [enter query here]" because I knew this might happen. But somehow I thought the oh-so-hip reddit crowd - who seems to have the uncanny ability of distinguishing between one meaning and another one that's five nanometers apart from it's purport, when it comes to trolls and puns - would realize I'm just asking a question. Not so, it seems The only reason I would make a Facebook account would either be to put in: "Facebook? Really? " Why do the Canes get praise for starting their own traditions by winning a cup but we get lumped in with Phoenix after winning a cup twice in our first 5 years with great attendance and fanbase? Sounds like your BF really underestimates passive mobs which provide a multitude of useful resources. I go to said college and can name every character irl in that comic . disapproving look You would... You would... edit: duplicate post. edit: duplicate post. again. edit: duplicate post. again. edit: duplicate post. again. edit: duplicate post. again. edit: duplicate post. again. GG me clicking "Show Images" on the Enhancement Suite. I didn't even get the chance to get that far. I need to start reading links before I click them Yeah, there are an infinite number of rationals between zero and one but you can enumerate them just fine Pro-bono work for a seat belt infraction? Yeah...you can also look at the subreddit to which they were submitted. It will save you a lot of moments! fuck you and your Mb/s Malls suck Mattingly! I thought I told you to trim those sideburns That's been going on a lot today. Every post has multiple entries with a lot of unnecessary downvotes Political control over money printing would be a better alternative to the Fed. ** ** Had a call from a guy one time in Jersey who was asking me out. He said, and I kid not, "Want to meet at the Garden State Mall? I need to pick up a new graphic tee." From the article: *"I’m going to do what I have to do, and I’m going to do it.”* Wow, I read that "Liam Nieson." Still though, that is awful. Who knew industrial chemicals spread by the ton could be harmful to humans... My awesome friends don't shave my ass That's what I was waiting for too.... I see what you did here Jesus, people usually give abnormal upvotes to things like this when they can relate. This has saddened me reddit. Yup... this place is NOTHING like Digg. at first i was like, where's frakes and spiner, and who are those old guys in the back? Let through the spam filter, but . I'm currently house shopping and shit like this makes me want to just keep renting so at the very least I know the dead bodies haven't been there for more than, say, a few months to a year Where was my memo about this Skank Horde That can't be good for its teeth. What did you do with nurse joy in the first few pics? We got on well, seemed a bit of chemistry perhaps. Teasing, and stuff. It didn't hurt that she had a frickin' fantastic bod. Anyway, for some reason, she liked pinching my upper arms. These resulted in massive bruises (I bruise amazingly easily), and my mum was a bit " " at this development. But she was ok with that, until I got home one night and I had deep scratches with blood and stuff, and I didn't know how I got them (I genuinely had no idea. My mum asked if I'd done anything with this girl - I hadn't (duh).. I wish I had, she might have accepted that reason... dangit), and I was pretty much forbidden from seeing "that fucking nutjob girl", and my mum planned it so that while the girl was still in town I was occupied and unable to get away whenever she wanted to hang out or anything. As a West Virginian: I laugh. He doesn't curse, but he's recording a request for "special" brownies. [](/why " ") I got "open your mint hole" Why would not get paid during an internship It's fulltime work. When I saw his face, I immediately thought of this --> One of the screenshots is a picture of an iPad. Programming 101 ...says the "fictional talking magazine ad" My dog does this too. Sin City - Not my choice, but the people I was with wanted to leave. We all walked across the hall and watched Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy instead. ...what, in the same way as toasters require paper towels? I JUST DID THIS! FUCK TCF BANK! What's that supposed to mean? My sister watches her TV show on Disney Channel This is for you George Lucas. Erm, I don't see why this person is getting downvoted so far, I think they were trying to be funny you're all nuts, this is all I have to say You must work for Nurv no, only fake ones Yeah, dude... got that. of course they are その必要はないわ。 maybe your mom is cutting work to do something stupid too Yes. I am a native Kannada speaker and is pronounced Ta Ta, ಠಿ_ಠಿ is Ti Ti. And Tatas and titties are the same, are they not? :-) A kid stubbed his toe? ...I must've had too many onions in my omelet this morning ** ** Yea, seems like somebody manufactured a mildly racist joke by taking a sharpie to the "fish" part of "catfish." ...and it didn't require a human to carry out the loop. This is cool and everything, but I don't think it's all that surprising that HTML + CSS3 + a human operator is Turing complete. No it isn't. poorly contrasted text [obligatory IE comment] Senseless, Thank you. I'm sure he is aware of how much he sucks at life, and will haze himself appropriately. Noooo, pedo bear is tree bear's creepy cousin But the more expensive slacks are typically more expensive because 1. they are constructed better and 2. they are made from higher-quality materials, so they not only look and feel better but are also less likely to tear - unless, of course, you stupidly wear your expensive slacks during activities in which they are likely to be torn due to strain they aren't intended for. I think that whoever downvoted you did so because *they couldn't answer your question*. Where...where do I plug it in? I won't Can't wait to debug some HTML+CSS. I just ask girls if they're redditors if I have a suspicious. Odds are if she includes in her profile. She's one of us. They almost always either say yes or "LOL OMG NO BUT I GOOGLED IT AND ITS SO FRICKIN COOL!" > That is the logic behind racism. This is me doing this in your general direction. If you're not into the project, no need to be a raging twatwaffle about it. Just step quietly out of the thread. Reminds me of when I went to see a movie. Depending on how big the movie is, this theater will have ushers stationed at the entrance into the auditorium, in addition to the one that is at the entrance into the wing where the auditoriums are. So, the first guy checks my ticket, tells me it's to my right. Cool. I buy food and drinks and my hands are full. I put my ticket in my pocket and go to watch the movie. At the entrance to the auditorium, the usher there asks me for my ticket. I am with a group of friends, they show their tickets. I tell here, I have one, but it's in my pocket and my hands are full so I can't grab it. She tells me I have to show it to her. I reply, "If you want to see it, you're going to have to go into my pocket to get it. It's in my back right pocket." She hesitates for a second, then reaches into my pocket and grabs it. She looks at it, and is trying to give it back. I shoot her a . She then puts it back into my pocket. Bing? Oh lawrdy, dat face. My grandmother told me that I still believe in Jesus, even if I don't believe that I believe. I remember I tried to reason with my Facebook friends about why this wouldn't work and everyone called me a tool. Wow ouch :( I'll send you some money out of pit..wait a second The Supreme court rule against one of their creations, right. Only a 7400% increase what credit? If you credit the source, Do you win some money or something for posting a pic you saw on the internet that you thought was funny? I suppose if you actually take the time to track down the origin of the original pic, (yeah right :|) then the originator of the pic gets a care package in the mail from reddit? Fuck, People need to lighten up . Apology accepted I just got back from a month long trip from Hanoi to HCMC partially on motorbike Why is it that GIGANTIC companies like McD or BK cannot freaking do things right? Every item in their menu is hopelessly inferior to anything I had at *In N Out* or *Five guys*. I tried to enter the promotion but it said "page cannot be found." Then I looked at the date. He must have watched too much of "A Serbian Film". *Afraid* It's not Lupus. So the sniper shot the ashes of the soldier? Yeah, I came back after something like 4 years of not playing, looked at the new sets and gave a giant That's racist... I see what you did there. G**-**D**'**s I clicked your picture, expecting it to just work, but imgur is down This * 1000. I've also had trouble changing the default programs for opening files based on filetype. When I try to change it in Firefox it actually wants me to browse to the executable file. Linux is not supposed to work that way. Not with a stolen dick. Why did you hide the "tool" menu ? You have an odd obsession with semi trucks Reddit is not your Craigslist. Nope, IE6... of course it's Chrome, what kind of twisted freak do you think I am? And yet I missed it anyway but have an upvote anyway I was waiting tables one Friday night and noticed that there was a knife on the floor of the dining room. I was carrying a tray of dishes at the time so I decided that I was going to pick up the knife on my way back to the dish pit. Since I was carrying the tray I couldn't bend over at the waist so I had to squat down to grab the knife. As I was down there I heard a ripping sound and felt a cool breeze come across me. I also felt the slap of my balls hit the tile floor (as I had a tendency to go commando during my shift). Of course, a young girl, 8-9 maybe, sees this and screams out loud and is pointing me out to her mother and the rest of their party about three feet away from where I was. I got the knife, stood back up, and finished the rest of the night with a little extra A/C in my pants. The table that saw me gave me a every time I walked by but, thankfully never said anything else to me or the management about the incident. Oh god, Lunacy I hated that game so much for the floor. Good luck though! How on earth can you call a Volvo shitbox? A paper plate? To everyone who You know what they say, a is worth a thousand words Were those sound effects really necessary? Women are unclean baby machines. Their innocent demeanor is Satan's misdirection. I came here with the express purpose of finding many, many . why would you do that to a dog A computation which involves raising the golden ratio to the nth power. Have fun with floating-point arithmetic, I'll just be memoizing my ints over here... My girlfriend doesn't get this (she's the cook at our place). She often tries to get me to try things without telling me what they are. Once I was expecting some sort of pudding stuff and it was some sauerkraut tasting shit. I was like ** ** . . . On my way to turn in the paper people actually could not figure out how to cross the street, the slush puddles where the sidewalk meets the street were so huge and deep. There was literally no way to cross the street at this entire intersection next to my school without being soaked above your ankles. It is the worst possible combination of shitty weather that occurs in Montreal during the winter: a big snow storm followed by rain and above-freezing temperatures. In all fairness the "n" key is quite close to the "t" key.. It's easy to see the slip up What have I done why I mean I don't mind having one but Same here, this just fucking blew my mind. What is this sorcery? ** ** Because, sometimes, is all that needs to be said. oh you mean Flight of the Valkyrie Wheelchair mechanics face: yes. . .fuzziness on the bottom of my bare feet feels awesome; kitties don't appreciate this and give me Better than itunes... Yeah, but prepaid gift cards never have "Customer since" on them. Unintentionally? So much is going through my head right now. yeah, I'm sure he was totally out of air all those hundreds of feet up. Or are you trying to say that it was so beautiful it was "taking his breath away". yes, job = military *All* of 'dem! 2011 will be a great year for gaming, though 2012 will probably hold Diablo 3 knowing Blizzard all i say to that is: WOW Oh yeah, forgot to mention that part. You're doing it wrong. Nice try. My vote for WTF comic of the year. Over 9,000 comments, eh? Not enough exclamation marks. Thierry Henry is like So no cats? wiccan... People are dying Dude, Leenock is playing against the champion and runner up of season 2 . He's gonna need a miracle. Troll face with acne. According to the map behind this guy on CNN just now the US EAST coast might get hit >I have Facebook friends who have no pictures up at all... Redditor... ** ** *scrolls up* /r/pics ... Let's keep the hivemind opinions about games to /r/gaming. NSFW I agree, you're breasts are amazing All I see: Nice one, Reuters ### That's in incredibly poor taste All pictures are from when somebody was younger. . Ireland is it's own country > Also, Scotty -did- wear a kilt. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ So sayeth death scythe Yeah, fuck 'em! Why is the overworld from TloZ in the background hundrets more will be found, its only the begining Dolphins are pink? Pavement Unemployment insurance is paid for while you have a job. You're just getting your own money back. I was going off your name Yup, opened this at a school comp lab, and tried to shut it as quick as possible. Hope nobody saw Sounds really fun, let's play. Honor system here, no searching Google . Add a comment in the CSS or HTML that references Reddit, your username, or . Godzilla version of ** ** Who's going to be using those anal beads... Spotted: A troll in the news paper. Because it's a fucking terrible and obnoxious song and you should be *ashamed of yourself* for trying to drag others down with you I wonder who's next... ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ linking to Kurzweil on cogsci ** WHY** It's shit like this, people. Now you're comparing Honda's and dinosaurs. > Then Right, orangered me instead of yelling at the OP, who used the Chuck Norris seed. ** ** ** ** im standing on dry land OMG OMG SO SCARY!!ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ As a Northerner who went to visit the South, this was not only creepy but annoying. Sorry, just a personal preference. It got bad when people started following me around to talk OP even recompressed it as a jpg. **THIS WAS ON THE FRONTPAGE LAST NIGHT ** So if I never received anything from my SS, ( ) do I still get a badge? did NOT know that existed... i clicked on it = It took me several years to figure out that you can *hold down the key* to keep drinking / regain HP Bebe? Sir, I feel I should inform you that Tribes 2 was the last Tribes game ever made...LAST GAME NO. NOT HERE TOO. I just fled pics because of this crap! i just don't get homo humor same thing i do with pokemon posts Feeding a rabbit pasta sauce with garlic and spices New England sports references . I couldn't find any credible source when googling for Ibrahim Awajah Buddy of mine was playing with matches and magazines. He'd light them on fire and then try to quickly blow them out. Eventually, it started to get out of control, so he decided to put it out with tissue paper As a Knicks fan, if he falls to us and we don't take him... ** ** Her hair looks like something out of anime Great story. I laughed, I cried I It would be funnier if you had spoken aloud. I can imagine their . Is it bad that I thought Schmendrick was some obscure Klipsch-like brand name? Biters gonna bite... (*upvotes anyways*) >Dear America, you never cease to fulfill our reputation... Zoom in to the picture of the box, they just photoshopped pictures of misshapened beans onto to box. I did thought of sending him the look of disapproval. You tricked me . Damn it, damn it, DAMN IT! At first I was like , then I saw your username and was like ;). haha, playing rips live. 40yo who's comfortable dating an 18yo? Make post on reddit..fail to even *copy* basic grammar correctly. Aaaannnd I just bought my Kindle yesterday evening. and Scholes! The Anna Lopez’s concept death is before us he who has all the gold needs to be killed Hey OP, how easy is it to take care of a bunny? do they smell ? Gold-plated HDMI cables I'm going to say... *yes*. We're all going to be down-winders again. Yippee Back in my day we used to read newspapers You could HAVE just looked at some Barbies She capitalized the word "his". *Everything is connected* ... except for his arm. I upvoted but....... Or encourage your roommate to eat more of them. I just stepped away from the keyboard after reading this to take a leak, and then caught myself singing Karma Chameleon. But I don't even like Culture Club. Or Boy George. I wasn't even born when this hit the airwaves. Wait. Why do I know any of this?! *everything* in AMA is fictional. I was like "shit, its 5 am better get soem sleep" and then I see this thread And thanks for the edit but I got scarred for life already $1 ...The fuck...? Yahtzee is the name of the reviewer for zero punctuation, not a game I am ashamed of being from Minnesota because of Bachmann and scared shitless about Palin. I thought I left Bachmann behind when I went to Wyoming and I thought Palin would have been run out of the country by now. Why must there always be a rap solo in every song . Srsly what's with the face?? Why assume that I don't? An average Redditor has a *knife* next to their computer? lolol i was -ing at finding a picture of someone i know on my first day on spacedicks. IT'S ABSURD! That's six words. Bare kids? That, sir, is sexy. I was 4 years old-ish. I remember picking out the green stud earrings when the piercers asked what color I wanted. They then told me that "green is a boy color" and gave me pink ones instead. "Dad...I wanted to go to Chuck e' Cheeses...." What no cat?! So disappoint... > You can't just mark "Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin'?" as NSFW and then not expect to disappoint people That tl;dr was even longer than your actual post! TIL you can do on facebook. lol or not study them While in class one day, i heard a coupe of kids talking from the class from next door. I missed most of the conversation but I did manage to catch "very sexual, i like this position." These were all boys talking to each other Apparently the search box is hard to use or something. Dude, you ruined it did you really think Reddit was a place you could steal a Mitch Hedburg joke and get away with it? You go to a breathtaking place and all you take is your stupid phone camera? As a person in the midst of all of this, I am torn between upvoting the funny posts, or just downvote with a face... Is that a non-moving gif? I work at a law firm in Akasaka and the folks I worked with went right back to work after the quake. Fortunately/unfortunately I can walk to work so I don't have the luxury of using the trains as an excuse. :-/ "Hispter" is marginally better, but still, My experience with reposts uh... Wow, Khan sure loves eyeshadow. I kinda wonder what ship that is, it's dish seems to be connected to the starboard pylon. And who's that standing in front of Spock? You'd expect Kirk... Judging by the films they've been involved in... yes... I have a hybrid dvd-vhs player. I remember saying "Dad I don't think I need a vhs player anymore." "BUT WHAT IF YOU WANT TO WATCH SOMETHING THAT ONLY EXISTS ON TAPE!?!?!?" Lifetime Ah so we are going that immature route? Well I believe your Mom is *stupid*. "skinny bike" try replying to the person instead of making a new comment. ಠ_ "Dancing and yelling - that's a paddlin'." pirate bar . . . . . expanded replies to look for steve martin. mfw dexter's lab is radiation something to be carried of by the wind? That's a ridiculous position to take when the odds mean that doing so lands us *President Palin* >President Palin 10,000 people attending So like, you must be a regular dog shit eater, since you obviously have a clear idea of how dog shit tastes/smells like No, I suspect your right. Why the ? Oh god. The Frankenguns I made in this game. A friend of mine is a big time gun nut. He saw me make an SMG with five barrels, one of them pointing straight downwards. Major from him. One I found a few years ago: What do you call cold trees? Shiver me timbers Why does *your* comment show up? Dawkins: Wow, just like real-life interactions with other people! Wait. You still had faith in "mainstream" news media?? You forg-- I see what you did there. WHY PRIMATES, WHY DO **WE** DO *THIS*? that's one very creative title Is that all you'd like to say? well, if it's an Ayn Rand reference, there is not enough in all the world. Stop using your back Aw nuclear power is safe. Don't worry about it everything is under control. I'm glad I chose SUNY IT instead of SUNY Albany to pursue my degree. Transformers was never Japanese. I saw an add for this on the metro which read that the police are an "occupying army" MFW when I read this: " " Yeah, don't really understand that match up. Nintendo is far from indie. The Behemoth is against Rockstar North as well. 10,000+ people dead... but *this cat is doing just fine* Comforting to know how much more awesome at mourning your hypothetical self would be. My reaction went from *"Yes actually, labrador retrievers are good compani..."* to *"...what? "* Can you give us a clue as to what will happen in the Glee episode you will appear in this season? Many people on Reddit watch Glee, so we're interested in any small secrets. Don't worry, we won't tell Not all black people are addicted to crack. Ya, she was totally asking for it! There's about hundred of these on reddit... They're also often found in water people... need you. uh, yeah, it's hot. you a fucking faggot? uh, no, i'm not. you a fucking jerk? I get bored easily waiting for things so I frequently reddit on my phone. It's small. The report and reply links are even smaller and they're friggin right next to each other . I'm sure some of those reports are from big fingers mashing on tiny phone links. This happens way more than it should. I used to work for an east coast grocery chain as a maintenance coordinator. You'd be amazed at the number of store managers that lock new safe keys in the safe for their other department managers and then leave the premises. TIL Cat-7 exists And thats why taxes become a funny thing First I was like then i was like :-) Then smoking a cigarette, nails, razors, live animals. Apparently this one was very comprehensive ^ ^ She looks like she is 14 years old Butthole And a nice warm coat! Seattle/Portland/Vancouver: "Go fuck yourself too you Jackass. We'll form our own country." /\/\^ ^ /\/\ Server? why you no leave pictures? >If plating is the most important than just plate it on your **penis**. We have two sponges - the same two that we've had since summer. ...You do know this is EXACTLY how a Guinness is supposed to look, right? You have had Guinness before haven't you? I was expecting make up in that first one . ToSsGirL plays Terran So basically you do this ? ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Although I agree to this in principle, the fact the parent types in caps and leaves punctuation gaps makes me Holy crap. "LE holding LE ball while pissing LE pants" ಠ_ಠ^ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ You posting this, generalizing an entire country of over 300 million people based on the comments of less than 20 extremely stupid people, is just as bad as the comments of those idiots in the picture. Every country has people in it that will celebrate the misfortunes of others and it's easy to jump on those select few. Where do you live? I bet I could find at LEAST 20 people that say the same crap about Japan and other people. I, for my part am very concerned for the people of Japan and my heart goes out to them. By the way, I live in Texas. And I quote " " The only picture to really make me cringe lol was she black...........problem? Japan didn't even make the chart and they want our money? No , it's like how Entei and Raikou are in SS/HG it runs after every turn. SO when I came upon it for the first time and noticed that it made a extra shiny spark at the start of the battle I threw a Master Ball to catch it. I wasn't going to risk it with full health and a Ultra Ball. That's awesome, but I still find it very sad that products have to brag about using real sugar. It should be the norm. i got a the message saying i get free Japanese tv and it showed me the channel to go so i went there and i was told i had to be subscribed Kick..a...poo.. wha? ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ That pic on the forum totally looks like this bitch, I'm convinced. You gave Ubisoft money? LOL - you sound just like my co worker; wait?! Rocky is that you? Some friends from college had once rented a terrible porn called Anal Madness which became a running joke. They went to see Showgirls in the theater and during the scene where Jessie Spano's friend is being raped, one of them goes "Aaaanal madness!" and they all started giggling. They also received You certainly know a lot Victoria sponge? That had better be fresh cream Right, but the console itself is a program I have downs. Yes, it's hilarious, but we all know how MTV and Disney and the like tend to take things that most people with half a brain think are funny and turn them into massive profit. . . . The look of sadness (which looks suspiciously like ) on the dog's face made me laugh. Um the worst thing for me was my father in law asking if the curtains matched the drapes And in true Youtube V-Blog fashion, the man makes sure his dying wish is for people to upvote/rate his submission and subscribe. Furries I added a comma and removed three extraneous words. Other than that I can't figure out how to make it better grammatically. I'm sure my english teacher mother would still give me a . Oh wow. ... You would have sex with your guitar playing friends Cleverly disguised DAE **ಠ_ಠ**     ** ** If plating is the most important than just plate it on your **male** vagina. Just can't stand how double clicking = select all units. Every now and then I accidentally select all my workers and move them off harvesting. This sounds like the kind of relationship dynamic where it might be best to take the back door (no wincest jokes please ). For a lot of people, telling them what they should do actually decreases their motivation to do that thing. Sometimes it's better to ask (strategic) questions and get people to arrive at their own conclusions if possible. It sounds like appealing to his sense of expertise and self-importance might also be effective. (it sounds like you know a lot about technology. tell me about some of the research you have done on laptops? I'm sure you've looked at other alternatives, what did you find? I'm sure you already know a lot about costs of college and what it's like, what parts do you think might be challenging?) The hard part might be not to take his spoiled-teenaged-brat tantrum personally, and also to respect his view of himself as an expert even when you know you are more knowledgeable about a lot of things. Then again, being that patient with him may not be worth your time, and he's free to blow his money on whatever crap he wants - only hurts him in the long run. Maybe he'll give you the perfectly good laptop he has now when he buys the new one ;) And it is free Teemo week again. I see what's going on here. OP is trying to get a bunch of atheists to admit that they believe in ET without any evidence. Then he will run back to r/christianity or wherever and declare that atheists are a pack of hypocrites. Most people read speech bubbles from left to right Everyone loves a mustache ride There's an ad for the ad. I still have 407 minutes left. Seriously! Yet when asked if I am here to fix the computer and I jokingly say "no I m here to investigate your illegal downloading" I only get looks of disdain in return. Popular music used to be significantly less idiotic than it is today. It was still very simple conceptually, but not "simple" as in "retarded" like it is now. It was also far classier - notice how none of them sang about partying until you're passed-out drunk, dancing like a skankwhore in the club or brushing their teeth with a bottle of Jack Daniels? 900,000 feet a minute climb... I play this in my bedroom, and my boyfriend-who-cannot-see-the-screen asks "steven hawking"? I love books, but . I upvoted you, but then I noticed your username. I'll leave it there, but I'm watching you, bro... TEPCO seems to have no idea what it is. At least they're honest I suppose. Drunk driving PS1 on table... Socks indoors? Over facebook even though we were talking on the phone just a few minutes before, and saw each other in person a few hours before. Come and spread your creep* all over me? Really? I'm afraid I do My family does this every year I'm an atheist but I don't really mind since it means I get to eat cake which is always a good thing. Is it wrong that I got a little turned on by that? ...so... you already did it, didn't you. >Also, calling most Irish people a "Scotts-Irish/Borderer" is bound to get at least a . Don't mess with high voltage. And old ladies in black lingerie Wow, I'm so happy that the Obama administration has its priorities straight. Best part = knowing that the only reason this job exists is because of human stupidity. I've only had 2 actual times where I've had to go in. First time I saved someone, it was a 4 year old boy. His parents had gone to sleep and he waded to deep. I jumped in a plucked him out. Second time, a girl went down a slide into the deep end and couldn't swim, so she became an active drowner immediately. I jumped down, ran around the deck and got her out of the water. She didn't speak much English but luckily I speak broken Spanish. I was able to find out that she didn't know how to swim, and her mom had told her it was okay to go into the deep end Yep you're right! Next to the Rubik's UFO... Get her to lose weight, then date her. I suggest you do that thing with the cake and the fridge and the slapping and the . You know what I'm talking about, right? Why do we feel the need to attach psychological connotations to words in order to bias opinions? The solution is not in spreading propaganda, but informing people so that they can form their own opinions. A big on you for calling summer of 2007 "a loooong time ago" ha ha ha Too soon... who the fuck hasn't seen star wars? I'm not going to do you How can there be so many dogs to rescue??? like one each day?? that commentary... The scarier thing is that this seems intuitive to someone who has only casually read the bible *as such*. (,,,)= =(,,,) OP, that dude owns, don't know what the fuck you on, YOU WRONG, OK? A real kid? Hey guys, my uncle fought in the 442nd in WWII so that family back home in California didn't have to be called "Japs." Can we not do this? Your upvote depends: How do you pronounce your name care-a-mel or carmul? As if it didn't get enough exposure in all the other electronic music subreddits... Now that's not very Canadian of you ** ** ** ** She can see you through the photos. That's why she's going . TIL ... what the fuck?! fucking puppy? You sick bastard Is that... A dell server rack door?... Looks at username. redditor for 32 minutes I'm trying to pretend Reddit isn't actually the same as 4chan here. Your shirt doesn't even have a pocket... I fucking watched the whole video and not once did I see a rat-tail Do you think Steven Hawking browses reddit or something? What the actual fuck? I see what you did there. Really? You work at Google and you can't figure out Raldi's name by yourself? I'm going to downvote you for saying that and then not posting them, which is obviously what he was asking for, not nice I am very at you right now. I like how that clip at 35 seconds cuts out right before he gets scored on. T-Rex? "In fact, I put up a video of a masturbating walrus on my Facebook page." -- Heard yesterday in my Human-Computer Interactions lecture, when talking about social media. I lol'd, several other people were . Dammit Comcast for not having FSC in HD. Fed up with Sky Sports News being clipped to 4:3 What the... do I know you? My friend told me a very similar story on the weekend. It would almost suggest religion/gods are man made... That seems like a pretty salient point. Whoever missed that one needs to go back to nuclear engineering school! These videos are much less amusing when you see yourself in them...[twice ](/spoiler). I remember some booklets/magazines in my childhood depicting life in the future and space colonization in particular. The cover was white with maybe three to five panels of some futuristic sci-fi pictures/drawings with black borders. The header font was black too, and very futuristic. I bet some of these artworks was featured. I have searched through and through at my parents house for them, but I suspect they threw them away for being silly and worthless . One of them depicted some space lift kind of train to transport people to the Moon. Probably made in the late seventies/early eighties. If anyone knows more about these please reply. Oh those memories... (y )y Regurgitating memes forever. Thanks Reddit. Reluctant upvote Patty's Day For me it was a guy I had for English last semester. He was a little manic, very eccentric. One day we were reading the Epic of Gilgamesh, he was getting really excited so he paused for a second and proclaimed "I..I'm sorry guys... this stuff just, you know excites me, sexually... well, no I shouldn't say that." If you're of age. Yeah, maybe but this is in the IPHONE map app. Unless it was updated in iOS 4.3 that I just upgraded to... In that case Apple, I do this during porn sometimes... Repost. ** ** This user does not have trading privileges at this time I read it as "superb diarrhoea" ... and still I looked [¬º-°]¬^[¬ ]¬^[¬º-°]¬^[¬º-°]¬^[¬º-°]¬^[¬º-°]¬ [¬º-°]¬^[¬º-°]¬^[¬ ]¬^[¬º-°]¬^[¬º-°]¬^[¬º-°]¬ [¬º-°]¬^[¬º-°]¬^[¬º-°]¬^[¬º-°]¬^[¬ ]¬^[¬º-°]¬ [¬ ]¬^[¬º-°]¬^[¬º-°]¬^[¬º-°]¬^[¬º-°]¬^[¬º-°]¬ No Dinosaurs? My right thumb is dying. Robert Dicks Robert Dicks Yo-Yo Ma relegated to BRACKETS and referred to as "& Friends" in the video title! And that section talks about how to "loose" weight. If I can find that formula that addresses how much fat one can lose a day before muscle gets catabolised that svunt keeps talking about I'll fix that section. At first I was like ooh that is SO NOT NICE. Oh... Thanks! \ / Barbarian Paratroopers fuckin' my shit up all day *sideways* That is not how you do spoiler tags dude. I tried that but was not very successful. I also tried to look for the license plate, but it took me to a website that would charge me to give me the info . Now everyone feels out of place. ... it's already a trend, Ark Music Factory has like 12 kids I've seen who have these..."music videos". I also watched a live concert they all had..... So does my wiener... He totally does, not sure why you're downvoted. ( ) How about we just wait for the DVD instead I think it's time to put down the bong before the stink water starts floating everywhere due to reality unraveling itself due to your awesome realization. Fungo's probably the best, just because it's great to see Red in the uni again. Hot dog gun was great too, thanks to a perfect by TLR. You knew that Amazon was down but not Reddit? yea man thanks //\/ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ\/\\\ Same blue tape used to hold up both notices. I never received an invite. Dang, coed bath houses seem sketchy. Is it a 'who gives a shit about nudity' state of mind like the beaches, or like a flamboyant sexuality type thing? Are these places known for Tiger Woods style hookups? Not that I will be doing that ** ** Woop woop. OP looks very young, and I'm pretty sure that's a school uniform. So a big fat to you madam! So in your world '100% faster' = 'takes half as long' and taking this further: 'saves 100% time' = 'infinitely faster'. When I saw it I was like I'm sure TSL_Rain deserved his spot in the finals... *I could care less* Yeah thanks reddit, I now know who Rebecca Black is now because of you. "He was 45 at that time." ZeroCool Both are correct, yes. But there are two numbers to derive from the data (however badly that might have been done): Android Browser takes 30% less time to load a page OR Android Browser loads 50% more pages in the same time. You could interpret both of those figures as 'xx% faster'. However, for me, 30% less time is the significant number, because I won't be loading another 50% of some page before I start reading - just because I can. So my browser does not load 50% more pages in the same time. But each time, I load a page, I will take 30% less time to do so. But since 50% is a larger percentage, the editor chose to put that in the title. Hence Do you understand Japanese? Cause if you don't, you're just speculating. > Andy Caamano, You aren't allowed to play left handed. Wait a minute, the guy helping him put it on wrong at the end too - it was inside-out. I have this friend who likes rats. One of her rats got cancer and she spent thousands of dollars on chemo for it. A rat costs about $4. 4,000 now O rly? --> Orally! --> Your username not only breaks Reddit, but it also crashes your computer! Got a BSOD as soon as I opened the page I know where you took this picture This is why we never played telephone when I was a kid, because some smartass always did this "about the *tenets* of national socialism" Shit ( ), calcium overload makes me think I should cut down on the pint (pound) of cottage cheese I eat per day. \m/ \m/ jag skäms ännu mer nu för att bo i det här landet. yes, so much. but it's a lot nicer to do it without being asked, rather than have someone push on your head And he's 53......... What the fuck is...I .. Yes... yes it does... greatly. Who goes to bed 1hr after they start an AMA? what an asshole. he's been harassing this guy for at least 2 years TIL santorum don't forget emo kids listening to screamo ''music''. Cokie the Clown. Me: 2000 minerals, 110 total supply Every day of my life is a palindrome for this thread! Picture of text. At first I was like, *"Why did they make an E.T. themed dildo?!"*... and then I was like *"OH GOD, WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO THE CHILDREN?!"* you can say 'a dildo', but never say 'your dildo'. And 21 inactive Drones. For the first half I was all don't shake the bowl. How would you like it Hm. Quite suspicious. How did you find this thread, sir? Not sure if trolling. Oh hey thanks a lot I didn't notice that I like the expression his face at the very end..., seems vaguely familiar... Then they're both bad girls. Another ki for the original naki just because someone took my nickname . I guess your lazy finger went to work with that non-arachnid, 6 legged thing you describe as a spider. Statistical modeling in excel... This looks like my cousin As a guy, I can confirm this. I was talking to a friend of mine once and I mentioned how I can't unstrap a bra one-handed from a girl's back (shirt on) as I've seen done many times. She ends up giving me a 5 minute tutorial (shirt off), and I still can't do it True, and I was also unfortunate enough to end up in a redneck school district. Yee-haw. Why didn't you use them here then? I went "AWWW KITTY!" when I saw this. My Lab lifts her head like "what?" her ears perked and all. I turn the picture around and she immediately flattens her ears . Why ? theres no meat. //\/ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ\/\\ I didn't watch it live, but I did watch the recorded version later. I have a wife who occasionally gives me a when I watch video game videos. "Why are you watching someone play a game instead of actually playing it?" 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Almost kill myself from drinking water and now I have to clean up my keyboard. Ahemenahemena... *whaaat*?!?!?! You said it, ya weirdo. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha... ha ha... ha... where i work, they don't let people keep small potted plants anymore because supposedly they attracted bugs. however, we still have quite a few little gnats like we always did- i think they're more interested in the food some people leave in their desk drawers... That reminds me. I used to work at an electronics retailer where we activated cell phones. We had two different brochures for the phone plans; one in English and the other in Spanish. Well one day an English speaking lady was interested in a phone and I was about to show her the plans. I accidentally picked up the Spanish Brochure, opened it and began to show her the rates and that's when I realized that it was in Spanish. I said: "Oh, this is the Spanish one." and she replied with: "Well, the numbers were in English." Thank you for ruining that photo for me. You're welcome. At first, I thought it was a repost. Then I clicked it just to see why it was on my front page and was all politics? I SAID ! lol Capitalism, you can't have anything you didn't work for. err, I don't think taxes are Sonys fault Obviously, but as charitable donations are non-taxable there's no reason for them to be charging it in the first place - particularly if you're trying to get as much aid to Japan as quickly as possible. It would be your last picnic as you are unarmed don't insult our pancakes This. I hate it when others are like "Ewwww you food looks like a baby puked in it". Well bon fucking appetit to me. So that's not how you got your name? Did someone throw a snowball at his head? As was pointed by GarryOwen, I was being a bit naive to think they didn't have all the info. And everyone seems to be okay with Saudi Arabian troops shooting up Bahraini citizens. I don't see anyone lifting a finger to help them, giving them the political equivolent of doesn't cut it. goaste.com There's a guy in my gym who insists on doing sit-ups on the preacher bench The weapon laws I see the beer is still there I see what you did there Today I learned I learned.... Mudblood pokemon?!? Chris - is that you yes, I JUST TALK REALLY ........wait a minute you're sayin' it wrong Same here. I am quite happy with T-Mobile's no contract plans and their service... Oh no! I'm not getting back in to this > Wow, guys. It's not that it's wrong, its that it's purposefully misleading. Although we let CP24 run a show supporting homeopathy . You mockin' my like of tildes? Straight from funnyjunk I disapprove of where you put your emphasis. Why is heroin up and dancing I once won a song (mp3 format) from something, and visibly proud of my awesomely fulfilling achievement, I told some friends "Oh by the way I won an mp3!" and everyone was like "Wow! What's its capacity? Brand? Price?" What was submitter doing on the playground? I'm really glad you pointed that out.. i was 'ing for a while there. I wish Google has support for exact string matching. Oh, didn't notice the text appearing when hovering the mouse over the picture. I have actually never seen that before your pic is sideways An hour before this was announced, I was talking to someone with Verizon,getting a plan and trying them. Looks like there is no return now. I too, like a little carbonated water and syrup to go with my ice. However, I can deal with some ice as long as I get free refills. Also, I don't mind the diluted taste of melted ice and soda. I guess this is a deal breaker for many. Also, my father-in-law doesn't drink with a straw, which I find weird. He always removes the cup lid and drinks freely from the rim. To each his own I guess. It just seems that coke tends to be treated like it's more expensive than gasoline in European countries as you never receive a decent sized (American sized) drink and forget about a free refill. Even asking for one is always met with Going down? Think concepts. Gaspar disapproves of your time travel. He was the owner of the dog who was brutally murdered on the posted picture. Oh thanks so much. "(A step backward)"... I knew this! Goddamn Mario Kart purists Asian female here. I experienced the same thing when I traveled to the Netherlands. I was in.. Utrecht, I think.. and I was shopping alone when a couple of teens started "ching chong"-ing me. Gave them this look ** ** and they walked away. At first, I was like I had an instructor (college instructor none the less), explaining to us our assignment of choosing a "role model" to write a paper on. She proceeded to write these instruction onto the board writing in big block letters "ROMODEL PAPER" ................. Why does this have many hundreds of upvotes? I will never get you reddit Thanks for the NSFW tag... not cool. LIFE INSURANCE!?!?!? At first I was all * *, then I saw Now that's not nice. Something about disturbing the peace. I had the reloaded version on the original xbox. Loved it! Never beat it though. I am disappoint in myself No kidding. The Sendai earthquake and tsunami is very similar to what we can expect in the pacific northwest, except our buildings aren't designed for shaking, we don't have earthquake early warning, and our populace is less educated about what to do. Is this the architecture? I just see a expensive looking house I've also saved someone with my ult from a 4 man gank, then 30 seconds later, he jumps into 5 of them, with only 3 of us there, then bitches at me for not ulting. My duo queue friend and I were basically like Definitely! I would much prefer to watch Waldo contemplate his existence - rather than getting lost in asia. 'Trust Jesus' ??? Maybe. Whatever it says, this is the worst type of pollution. .. That's terrible! I'm terrible! only about the 7th comic on this The names of the Dwarves aren't in the correct order They removed the dough from Morganas boobs **ONCE AND FOR ALL** What the !? That's .... I .... fucking ..... My roomate did this a coupla days ago. From our room. 3 windows over from the left of the building. On the second floor. Name your bar " " Fucking trolls Was drinking my coffee and I thought my tongue was burning when I read that. And you know what I **really** don't care about? Peoples' reddit birthdays. Try explaining to your wife why a random package arrived from a random girl in Berkeley during the Reddit Secret Santa > I use motor oil. I looked everywhere for that what a rude cheese This video starts at the ending ad for his website. Unfortunately there was no 'gift' option with my Amazon purchase. Evergreen State College Yes, because UV rays don't go through clouds. at first i was all like, "AGAIN!?", but then i was all like Never thought I would see that in a headline you did not know this? allot of legal officials do hard drugs that are out of their systems <24hours so they cannot be tested for them. Had a lawyer tell when I was going on probation for petty cannabis possession that i should just drink and switch to coke because its "water soluble" This is how our legal system is works... You must be fun at partaaaaaaays Sounds like somebody is a sitter... congrats! now wear the rubber next time CustVal = RAMIREZ_CALC_THAT_CUSTOMER_VALUE( ) CustVal = RAMIREZ_CALC_THAT_CUSTOMER_VALUE( ) 2 downvotes for love? [](/son " ") Wait..are you saying porn isn't art? ** ** ** ** Tim Tebow and no Devin Hester? > the local donut store by my house does this too. i laugh with every time i go there Come on, this isn't mocking hivemind antisemitism, this is just being antisemitic on your own. Circlejerk is serious business. **BREAKING**! GAY RIGHTS ABUSE, RACISM, OUTRAGE!, EVIL CORPORATES AND STUPID REPUBLICANS!, NARWHALS, BACON, PEDOBEAR, RAGEFACE COMIC, , LOLCAT, ITAP, DAE, TIL, FUCK DIGG, ANDROID IPHONE, IS IT JUST ME?, AM I WRONG? LOOK WHAT MY GF/WIFE/SON MADE BECAUSE THIS IS LIKE FACEBOOK WHERE I POST SHIT ABOUT MY LIFE! Phil: A kid his age should be outside playing with his friends, not sitting alone in his room bopping his Boppo. I'm being serious, you guys. I hope you're kidding funny, I just saw on the Colbert Report just now, Steven making fun of some swiss art...one of the "art pieces" is a canvas full of real bird shit. No pattern at all, or recognizable image made from the birdshit...just birdshit... on a canvas. To add insult to injury, these "artworks" get sold on auction at hundreds, if not thousands of euros. Newport Beach... arrogant assholes but good weather ... there really aren't any "computer hardware stores" around anymore... really there's "Best Buy" and umm "Circuit City"... Oh wait ... [-10] ========== [0] =[ ]========= [+10] [-10] =[ ]========= [0] ========== [+10] [-10] [ ]========== [0] ========== [+10] I mean comeon the statistics aren't *THAT* bad.... according to 2009 stats by Google... the odds of finding just *one* girl like that are 1:6,775,235,741 ........ 99.999999999998% of chicks who say they "like computers" really just mean they like going on facebook, or they like going on skype with their friends... it rarely, if ever, means that they actually know how a computer works, or the inner workings of one... closest i've ever gotten to meeting a girl who actually remotely knew stuff about computers went as far as saying "This is the RAM right?" as she pointed to the PCI cards I didn't, I don't know what you're talking about. Move along. is that a priest? He didn't say anything about the raping... TIL what that " " means. :) Everyone seems to be getting upset at the place selling it, but you all should be at Arizona Tea. They are trying to strong arm the retailers into selling Arizona Tea at a low price so they sell more Tea. Now, the retailers may only make 5-10 cents if sold at 99 cents (if it is a small retailer they have a lot of shipping and stocking costs), so selling at 1.25 means they get 31-36 cents and then would need to sell 4-6 less to make the same money, but if they sell 4-6 less, then Arizona Tea does not get the money from the sales of the others. So Arizona Tea trys to strong arm them by putting the price right on it and hoping customers will be angry at the retailer and they'll charge the displayed price. His whole point was that their are 923 words in English that have "cie" in it. One of the examples shown on the screen behind them was "hacienda". I think 2.2 would look great with one right where the big envelope is on the back. The Pineapple is so much more an organic icon of reddit then the narwhal or bacon. A syringe still counts as a "shot", *doctors* The pride of italy! There just isnt enough in the world for you. I've been looking at those, the classics were my first choice, but at $5K that was apparently too much money to be spending. On the contrary, my cat is a voyeur. He seems to insist on jumping in the bed when bedroom activities are ongoing. Marietta, Georgia. We are apparently a predominantly Muslim town, according to the show 24 No Dreamcast? I'm not going to lie to you, I upvote all links with in it. ctrl+F, "iAudio", bwaaaa you can siege just outside of the main and hit the mineral line from below the cliff. "Get's" ??? I watched it and he was definitely having some problems. It was funny when he asked her about the waffle and just stood there looking at her like this: ma stiamo scherzando? downvote per un commento del genere? bravi! Should have just posted a link in the comments, not a separate submission. thank you, I expect with this fantastic advice I will be in the masters league in no time You could always just say "no" I'm double majoring in accounting and MIS When I was around 14, my female orthodontist told me I had "REALLY nice toes and toenails" and proceeded to call over all the orthodontist assistants in the office to look at my toes. THE FUCK? > this guy has two "professional jobs"? Given the likelihood that this is all bullshit, I don't think the was appropriate. You were 18.... she was... 14? quintuple post. Downvote for filling in the triangle.... was once told by a sales clerk that I look like Owen Wilson. I have a large nose. I believe she was trying to pay me a compliment 3 days old, 1.2 million+ views. Scizor was gen 2... ...and Emerald was gen 3 so you didn't miss anything... 5:58 Kind of hard to search for reposts when half of the submissions are imgur links that are titled I read the title and yet I still clicked the link. now, they won't At first I was like And by "Borderlands" I mean Starcraft 2. I got a no seatbelt ticket in a parking lot. my friend's dad and from what i've heard a pedo ... "you're so exotic" MFW ... i was like 13yo, never visited my friend's house again I use Ubuntu. minus the status bar Shoes on the couch This... At first I was like "cool", then I saw the bible verse. THIS. I just lost my soul to OkCupid thanks to you. NSFW tag Hey Now... I in fact know my way around the kitchen quite well :-p Actually made chicken saltimbocca with a side of sauteed zucchini in a light lemon reduction for dinner tonight :-p sadly I cook for myself heh After reading extensively that it was allowed, I tried mailing a couple of bananas to friends. They never got there. I suspect my local postmaster just threw them out. the hole awaits comrade we shall embark on the quest!!!! so you just throw your garbage on the street not even caring who picks it up? Is it just me, or is Washington all The engineering part of the building is really amazing, not so sure about the rest You looked didn't you I named my dog Duo in honor of my obsession. But one is verifiable, and one is not (I'm not even going to touch aliens ). That is why the hypothesis of God as the 'spark' is not empirical. It cannot be tested and therefore should be dismissed without serious consideration. I got that horrible feeling the first time i clicked a link to /r/jailbait - So **YOU** broke Reddit. Reddit, I'm disappointed; no one's posted a link to the video. He's throwing it inhumanly far and still hard enough for it to penetrate steel wall and sharply hit something that triggers a self-destruct mechanism all knowing where to hit without going there first Was thinking about posting "Topic about ATMs in /r/linux, first comment about porn ". shaggingham... yeah, I don't dress the part. Well I do have a shirt with on it. lol This reminds me of a former office mate. One day we were both working at our desks when I hear behind me a distinctive ***poot***, clearly he'd just ripped one, no doubt whatsoever. He turns to *me*, grins and says, *"Heh heh... was that YOU?"* The hell, chunky??? Stop doing my job ARCHITECTURE IS SERIOUS BUSINESS! I wish I had an attendance quiz this awesome... In my past lectures with 300+ people it was always like "Are you here? A. yes B. no" I have a similar problem except I have to buy bigger pants because I've been working my glutes out a lot. Slowly having to buy bigger shirts too. Don't know how to feel about it... Okay. You live in FL. That is not that far away. Jesus. I had a friend who I've known for several years visit me from down there. He's still pissed I haven't gone to visit him. I will ask him to attempt to hunt you down because you apparently don't want to make the world a better place. Now if only I never moved from the Woodlands... What seems to be the problem 1v1 second place i'm convinced the people who do this have never worked in retail. whenever i deal with someone who works in the service industry, they get my undivided attention and respect. when i see people doing this shit, i give them the ol and try to make sure they can hear me when i get to the cashier and apologize for their rude behavior. Likewise, but I'm only 18 I once said both thank you and you're welcome to someone, I was talking to myself. dramatical ... I drive a toyota yaris. Who called? This would've been nice to know 2 weeks ago. My wife mailed 60 SQUARE wedding invitations. 64 cents EACH. Second row, in the middle: is that actually fucking edible? Round Creeper. Redditor for 8 minutes I hate the multiple spam sites that live off of putting random keywords in there. It's like Gnutella all over again. I'm still reeling from Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt. She was a damned saint you bastard. Wait, you left the **last** half of a Blizzard uneaten? At least a couple of my facebook friends have kids. I'm 21. So are they. Oh man, The Onion cracks me up... what? It's... I repeat: " " Duckface... Auto-playing video with unpausable 30 second advertisement: Yeah I didn't post this link because if I'm correct anyone can edit it, and it has everyone's full names Half Life 3 you say? WELL GABE?! ...You mean the commas? Not sure why you put "apostrophes"; it even said "comma" in my comment which you just replied to. USA =/= Milky Way You have no idea how much I envy you. I usually end up losing them or have the people who borrow them never return them *CAPITALIST?* Alert the horde 98% of people have always bothered me. CANADA --->JUSTIN BIEBER You keep using that look of disapproval.... I do not think it means what you think it means. Wow, exactly 130 's Denzel must not be your man YOU GOT IT! NOW YOU GET A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF s ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ I don't think you're the one to talk, [ ](/ "This man is a saboteur") If Switche gets tired of them after a while, I suggest selling them, you could make about a 100$ a month selling these bad boys. Good comfort ** **'s if you're sad IMHO. > ...or Child Molesters twistedcain is doing your job for you... Way to drop the ball googlemarketing Happened to me with Batman: Arkham Asylum. Got really confused when you [go outside and have to track Gordon by his tobacco trail, then I realized the entire trail was displayed on the map](/spoiler). I promptly went and beat the game in two days. Really excited for the second one. I was waiting for someone to pull out some basic science evidence to support their side (99.999% chance it would not be Nancy Grace) and end the conversation. All I heard was conjecture... No one said shit Best use of EVER. Probably, but the bad guys won. Unions are screwed _and_ we caused irreparable damage because we're radical leftists Redditor for 2 hours. Get off the computer, Arnold. She knew I was thinking about breaking up. Then this happened I'm happy I'm not alone. I do it Every. Single. Time. Sometimes I wonder what people would think if they saw me Wow guys, complaining about the ads??? c'mon It's 50% What made you feel the need to check? ┌( )┘ Run, tornado!!!!!!!!! Except that's not a US jet. I can't wipe the look of disapproval off my face. 3D rage comics... Did you sneak in and take this during off hours If Link would just tell me to stop then I would, but he never talks. What am I supposed to do? Also I was the only way he could contact Saria. They didn't have cell phones in the era we lived in, you ungrateful jerks "Kindergarten Cop a Feel" why don't you have a seat over there... Noticed there are 3 cans of coke on tastosis' desk, but there are only 2 of them I thought it was alright until i found out they used bullet physics. Dont particularly like it when a movie that cost $200 million to make uses free physics engines for the main selling point of the movie which is watching things crash into each other and go boom i read "sperm" What. Which serves the function of a noun. And gets me -10 on my higher up comment Oh yeah, I've seen MIDI controllers from all of those thi....wait, did you say cat's skull? Did he suck them very slowly This is the kind of thing that depresses me most about reddit. Completely incorrect statement upvoted. Corrections with better sources hidden. Ugh. Being a believer in evolution means nothing. Isn't the prime minister of Australia an atheist who does not support gay marriage amongst many other things? As a Priest, Are those pubic hairs? you mean the end of season 8 where j.d. left and they had that great ending of people hes met over the years and NOTHING HAPPENED AFTER THAT !? At first I was all like but then I saw the half-pipe and then I was all like ∩(~ω~)∩. Reddit, you are my number one (and only!) source for images and information about Chad chucklefucking Kroeger. >Think that's bad try Moxie. THE HORROR! unfortunately they still have that dumb auto scrolling advertizing section at the top. Citation needed. Oh ok then, it's chewie, hans and the rebel alliance then April 6 Pompeii is serious business! Touché. I don't know how that one slipped my mind... I've used discouttire a few years back and got the tires delivered to one of their shops. I'd think I'd made the payment already, so they just had to install them and that was that, but they screwed up and went overboard with the tire pressures . Nothing serious, but still, the tires weren't broken in so they were already a bit slippery, so it was a bit unsettling at first. >THANK YOU IF YOU RESPOND!!!! others- ... Thanks, I went to the second door on the right.... don't make the same mistake I did. > Go through all that fabrication... then just slap an off the shelf FRONT brush guard on the back and call it a day... ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Write software and sell licenses, teach it, or get hired as a software developer. C'mon, that was easy! yes - and it's still listed on the help pages xpost from what?!?! "Extended Military Engagement" Rofl at this getting downvoted. for sure. haha I've got to learn to look at the sub-reddit more carefully next time. Your username....** ** There's a pokemon named nigga? Well, that was possibly the most biased article I've read all year(The year is young yet, but still). Spam Oh man. I loved Happy Gilmore. why this does not look suspicious at all I already had in mine. Who let you on the internet? Who let you on the internet? Actually, that was largely the Animal Liberation Front; not PETA. PETA just gives crazy money and support to the ALF Rodney Coronado. So clearly, a large difference. **STOP WITH THE ADOBE UPDATE POSTS ** Mr. Fapman is at it again. I'm on two Concerta a day. Don't fuck around with medication like that, tried it once...NEVER FUCKING DOING THAT AGAIN *are* death & taxes Slipknot That's a pretty good summary of the course. I totally agree. That shit is NOT cute. I haven't felt like that for 25 years. AMC's 'Walking Dead' totally blew that for me At first I was like . Then I saw this was /r/firstworldproblems, and then I was like XD nice try FBI What are you about? I do not like this As someone who enjoys compliments, thank you. As a grammar nazi, . Not really a "trend", but a button fly - are you fucking kidding me? What am I supposed to see? I'm just seeing 2 elephants I was promised girls in underwear. This. I fucking hate Ray William Johnson for doing this too. Geography Just had to explain to my SO why I laughed and snorted. All I got was Aisle Often I lack subtlety in social occasions and call out people on asking questions with no correct answer. Why do his clothes have to be transparent as well? "Pick goes in...." "...bad example." He did one on gate rape, he said it wasn't worth fighting for. If you ever recovered some weird shit (like the pulp fiction gimp porn ... ), would you ever copy it and keep it for yourself? Obviously this is probably illegal with personal documents and files, but what about some funny picture or something? I thoroughly getting on my friend's computers to see what they have in the darkest corners of their harddrives. Usually the best i from a /b/ folder. haha upvote for tact-i-cool use of anyways. He gets it. Just what we need, another way to crash reddit. Seconding your . $51**.22** ... 22 cents? Wow those are amaz---wait a second... thumbs don't naturally go that far up din syster? I had a fairly pricey item take almost a month to get to me(terrible experience), so try messaging the seller to see what they say. I had to threaten opening a claim to get any sort of response. Turns out my seller waited 2.5 weeks to finally ship my item. Really? Where? I used to work in a building on E. Wacker. To me the pedway smells like Pizza, coffee, sushi and sandwiches... because that's what is mostly down there, pizza places, coffee shops, sushi places and sandwich shops... Downvoted for being bullshit. Also, Glass-Steagall act Wouldn't YOU want to know? The problem with FSM is that it was funny the first time, but now it's an out of control meme that just gets dumber with each repetition. Pastafarian? Partisan ridings? How about partisan provinces? Looking at you, Alberta Don't tell me what to do. That's because you're a penguins fan. > This is hilarious. Every comment that is asking to be considered is being downvoted by all the other people wanting help as well. you mean I been doing it wrong all this time? Single payment? during morning skate I thought you said "spank one" and I was all Jeez, buddy. He said congratulations on your delicious tater tots. Why didn't you offer him some? I see you missed the "civility in discourse" part of your "debate" class. What is with people on Facebook? The people behind this directed Godzilla 1998 and *Independance Day*. Don't act like a blind dog because somebody tried to freak you out with a movie. eclipse is platform independent I'm still waiting for someone to notice my description of the mage forums on my guild's site -- "I'ma firin' my fireball!!" Yeah, comparing women to children and the mentally handicapped. Hilarious You're the third person to post this within an hour Picture number 10 pisses me off SO BAD. They replaced 150 KM of a highway that was ripped in 3 lengthwise in TWO WEEKS. THey have been working on the freeway by my house for 3 months to ad a section of HOV lane 2 miles long. I see what you did there. You know who I am talking about. Uh, yeah, what the christ. I mentally associate Pokemon with... people who are between 10 and 13 years old. Sarkozy's wife is a fucking babe. I once bought a box of condoms and laxatives at the same time. The cashier gave me an epic face. I was pretty embarrassed but whatever. ┌( )┘ It's a good case for Anon, but the subgroup in Montreal seems to be worried only be Scientology... Telling men to not address problems that effect their lives. Hilarious my mom's my teacher. Hobo has a striking resemblance of FYI, the subs I've posted are pretty much the original Portuguese ones translated by Google Translate Ah that makes more sense, thought you wanted fallout 3 in the NV engine and that made me Misteriously, the price of the pentium II computer skyrocketed to 25€. It was ~7 a couple hours ago. (That guy noticed me watching ) We haven't heard back from him yet I call it a filter, but I know some people refer to them other ways, and I've had at least one person think I was talking about putting an actual cig filter in a joint. Keeping up with the Kardashians. I'm a 16 year old guy. Whenever I play liquid tracks to my friends all they ever say is 'Nice study music'... :) >What world are you from? I'd love to be in a place where fewer women are raped. Double and we care what Ice T thinks about Crysis 2 ..... WHY? Damn you! Was going to snark post "Only my balls" then I clicked the link. I guess that deserves an upvote. The rules are in the sidebar Assuming my math is correct, I got 14 points.  haha i KNEW Jimmy would be mentioned here..I whenever I read your comments I read it in his...(YOUR...? ) voice >.> They are 28 and she is 18 The first time my boyfriend saw me naked he was looking intently at my stretch marks. I freaked, "AH! What are you doing!" "What are those?" "uhh, stretch marks?" "huh. They look kinda cool." I still don't believe him Excellent use of the smudge tool. Bravo. Smh looks like " " for people who are still figuring out Ctrl-C Ctrl-V. You know whats bullshit? When you are the best out of your group of friends, even by a little bit, so they gang up on you all game read this as "little girl licks rapists ass" Yes, that is exactly the reason why people use PDO cement's not going to stop the power puff girls Ok yes Maine does have rednecks (how LePage got elected in the first place). As a Maine resident that lives next to a rotten cabbage factory aka papermill. I would say that rednecks shooting cars is the first thing I think about when I think of Maine labor.. the sound of women being sexually assaulted, and being able to do nothing about it. You do have a good point. Someone had to build the temples and shit Pokemon was never cool. I work at a highschool and there's nerds still playing that shit . They will never ever have a girlfriend. NO. You learn it right away if you watch the episode And I don't know where you find or read episode descriptions before an episode, and if I did I wouldn't read them, as they'd obviously be filled with spoilers. I'd rather just watch the episode and be delighted to find out that Michael proposes. Same in Canada, I had a reliable fake by the time I was 17. When I went on a school trip to the states when I was 20, not being able to drink didn't even cross my mind until I got IDed. I gave them the best I could. Teenage girls screaming, particularly when it's at a celebrity. He was born in a log cabin he built? how does that work? I tried to wrap up winter but Iowa snowed again. it go really creepy when he starting mouthing "love it love it"..... We term them squeakers. They are among the first to get muted > . Hope you're not a teacher. What a well-structured argument! The name of the currency is not British pounds Energy is not a component of matter No mames, qué vergüenza que hayan caido en un scam tan barato. Esto hace ver **muy mal** a la SEDENA ... What the fuck kind of title is that Yeah for real. I'm amazed at all these people who are talking about standing in urine or geting it on their feet, can they not aim into the drain? Aiming is one of the first things pretty much all boys are taught Karma whoring in it's most proficient form. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ At first I saw the white and orange stuff and was all like Is this fighting or church, Shit. wat If you think that's bad, check out their "science" selection. I actually heard the four notes that are in the commercial when I looked at those two symbols. How did you do that?! WITCH! in Italy it's called the ass "il culo" And just WHAT were you doing on Digg? went to "Gun Mech". scrolled down. glimpsed ACR. looked over just for fun. notice file name. "SCAR Anatomy". . Crashed in chrome to Going on reddit to ask people their tips... I can't decide between LOL or Cracked... MOTHER OF GOD. I agree with you.. *and* your mom. And I'm totally broke. LOL. And I don't know jack about rings, jewelry, etc. and even got shut down by mom & aunt one time for being all the one time they were talking about and getting all excited over jewelry (super rare). After the latter happened, I was more open to that appealing part of me. It is probably one of those things I will never get, which doesn't mean I should just neglect getting something for the Mrs. That sounds a lot like something Yahtzee would say No, I'm Bald! No seriously, please tell me you're kidding. you mean your freeways don't have couches on them? get a proper computer then! ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Homocide? Is that, like, killing homosexuals? Category:Comedy I WANT THAT NOW *very* forcibly so of course he should be silenced... pompeii is in italy, but it says greek god... Wow. WHERE is her safety harness?? It's kinda sad that even with shiv dispelling enrage it's still very inferior to tranq shot. When we attempted LK hc 10 we didn't get a hunter online to tranq the horrors and had to call the raid, I told them I could dispell enrage with shiv and they were just like <( )> Maybe you didn't write it correctly? ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Scan down page, first mention of Mountain Goats (the band) follows 10 threads on boobs. r/pics ... Disagree with something? Protest on facebook! That'll teach 'em! Also a fellow Minnesotan, I can also back this up. I'm a Junior at Saint John's and trust me, most of us who decide to vote in the district we go to school in try our best to dilute her votes.... at least some of us Damn it, who's cutting onions? You are *not* a novelty account. While I appreciate the play on words... still . friends? *Farraday*? No, it's because Ill take any reason to increase my hatred for this woman. I'm 6'8" and 275. Body fat 4%. chinese herbalist? fucking seriously? i'm just glad you didn't turn to that for the staph infection. Ah, pero alguna vez le has reclamado a alguien que tira algún desperdicio en la vía pública? Ufff, yo sí, y sin importar el nivel socioeconómico que aparenten, sus respuestas van del 'Para eso pago mis impuestos' al 'Y a tí que te importa !@$%&@', sin importar si la persona está sola o con sus hijos. Es trágico que en un alto ves a alguien en el carro de junto tirar la colilla o el chicle o la bolsa de papas o el envase de refresco al arroyo y te le quedas viendo desde tu ventanilla (con la mirada Reddit ) y les vale o te la regresan como diciendo 'Qué, te molesta? Pues hazle como quieras...' And I'll spell his name right too. Well at first i was like "niccce" but then i Some girl at my work has a widescreen monitor and I noticed it was set to 1024x768 (stretched as hell), so I told her I could fix it. After I fixed it she said she liked it better the old way. *looks at user name* HighSchool I, unfortunately, also had issues with TW, and ultimately had to drop them because I rely on Interweb access for work. I also had their support phone number memorized I called it so frequently. I finally had one of the field techs confide, after numerous visits, the cable plant in my area was built out incorrectly to the head-end and there was no way, at his level, they would ever be able to fix my issues. (With the implication no one at a higher level would ever authorize a fix since big companies like TW only respond when it makes economic since for them too.) So it seems some neighborhoods are fine with TW, others, not so much. After that I hopped over to AT&T DSL, which has also been a very difficult experience. I would drop AT&T in a second if I had something more reliable where I am at, but alas other than wireless that's pretty much it. Our closest 4G tower is a little dodgy, so I'm stuck. Come to think of it, seems a lot of people are "stuck" with poor Interweb in Austin. Lux flash right after TF kill Exactly, the same way that people with pet allergies can choose to *not* have an auto-immune response to animal dander. the guy uses separate hotkeys for each of his hatcheries still i am dissapoint... reddit was not mentioned. findagrave.com? 2:53 "#1 Jailbait" Yeah, I was all like One of my friends would shower with the water as hot as possible whenever he was sunburnt because "the heat from the water will suck away the heat from the sunburn" >you mean your right...right? /╲/\ºo; ;oº/\╱\ I find myself unconsciously making this face while I read Reddit: >Yuengling is utter pisswater you ass. That's too close the Conservatives rapes too much... those teeth... *83. and wtf is that simpsons thumbnail doing there In the computer room? no moons Nice name. You know, you could give up reddit regardless of it being lent or not. anime elitests Denim shirts? I'm 18 and mine have been doing that for a few years now. Never thought there was anything wrong with it Images do not go down well. Huh ? > no, there are a couple that are 14 That's fucking dangerous > I think that's a trifecta of sorts, but I suspect English isn't your first language and you misinterpreted my post, so never mind. You seem quite familiar with . YEAH, LOL! OH LOL SO FUNNY.... You seem very familiar with this scam. starting to Reddit I wanted to incorporate reddit in my profile so I just added to my list of things I can't live without. I love the but I don't think it would fit anywhere in my profile. It was just a boat I had a game against a Taric, Sona, Soraka, Lux and Anivia. With 4 Clairvoyances. And incredibly, your comment includes text that is a picture: Logic? ....You would. Why does your URL compose email about StumbleUpon? Nice try, StumbleUpon plant. I didn't say it isn't fun, but calling it fun in comparison to 4 is like saying masturbating is as fun as sex. They dumbed the boss fights down to little more than point and shot, going so far as to even copy and paste a boss from 4. Which, by the way, you shoot with a mounted machine gun from a jeep. The weapon upgrading system is much simpler than the previous game, not a point in it's favor in my opinion. And unless you have a friend playing with you Sheva almost make the game unbearable with her piss poor AI. I would actually have preferred toting Ashely around with me in that game. It almost seems as if though the co-op was thrown in as an after thought to A) quell the rage over the "racism" and B) pander to the type of gamer that will only consider a game if it has multiplayer. It is easier to just say that it sucks though. No ladies need apply? I saw a guide to homoeopathy today I've never been a JW but my grandmother, aunt and cousins are. I remember my favorite cousin (who is a super-cool guy with his head on straight, at least about everything else BUT religion) telling me a story about some car trouble he had which resulted in the dreaded roadside breakdown and some dipshit in his cong told him that happened because he had rather thick "lamb-chop" sideburns that he just needed to shave off! Ok own up, who broke it? You skipped a part. Four Loko ===== This is just the most perfect.... emoticon? i didn't have to turn my head to read it. white rice? according to the description he named his daughter Chevelle.... ===== I agree. And as I expected the majority of the comments under this post are about a coalition. ===== You stole the link I was going to post. How dare you. Although I agree with your overall sentiment, . I said toaster What a coincid... Redditor for 10 minutes *STEVEN BROWN you are GROUNDED!!* > Can't remember the movie that this came from for the life of me Can't remember the movie that this came from for the life of me Look at that score.. Summoning of the almighty " ". That's what he says too What do you mean database aren't poetry! =^=^=^ ===== ** ** in google chrome and word pad That's why my guy isn't allowed to have a 3DS. He'd do exactly that. And then tease me 'cause I couldn't see the 3D-ness. I had this problem, updated my nvidia drivers, and it's fine now. Never had to update my video drivers for a web browser before Stoner meth-toad is powerful, but not cool. I will most likely be crippled by my Ankylosing spondylitis, and with my current insurance I can't even afford the medicine that might prevent that. God Bless America! Isn't that the same graphic designer the churches use? I think the OP is female...i wonder if she's hot too! :D ....otherwise we're all just rubbing in how much prettier her sister is than her... I see what you did there. The one clicked link ---- "Dude, look at this child porn I found..." Yeah...you all think there might be a lawsuit in there somewhere? You wrote "I'll let you screw me twice". ... I think! :p This isn't 4chan Dis-a-GREE!!! **fist slam** BECAUSE, Y'KNOW, I GOOGLED FAMILY FEUD AND DIDN'T FIND ANY GOOD IMAGES THAT WOULD FIT... Do you really expect it to be the exact image I watched on tv? ===== It was *sarcasm* genius. Yeah, I wonder what would happen if Obama were rating movies? With his track status, he'd be perfect And a broken car takes you to your destination... if you push it. Redditor for 20 minutes Nothing. I left bad merchandise alone Only for Canadian users? if you wish to downvote, upvote. and vice versa. Any one else notice the not amused Hitler at 1:05?? Way to mess with a person's self-esteem. Wow, So what about us assholes that supported GL by buying ALL their other games and have been waiting for NOVA2 since forever ? There's bombs and bullets to make, other people to dominate. Mars is just a ball of nothing, who cares. Y'know, you've never actually made a comment that says "Nailed it" with this account UPBOAT MORE?! IT WON'T *LET* ME But now that I'm an American... does this mean people are coming for my jobs and my women? Number of vowels in your name. How about we put some Dirac notation onto that? <Ψ| |Ψ> Why is it clothed? 90% of my anatomy questions now go unanswered. So the default assumption is that everyone on reddit is male? Well the explosion fetish is probably just a carry over from hollywood (I'm looking at you Quentin tarantino ) Ψ Ψ| 8=== ===== >Ψ Ψ Ψ Ψ| Ψ Ψ| It took me a good 6 months to replace my Ohio license because I am living out of state. I had to use my passport in the meantime. The best was trying to use my passport at GameStop, where they told me they couldn't accept it because it wasn't a "state ID". Girls are like buses because sometimes they let 10 or 15 niggas ride at once. grrr don't get me started Emo cable, you're not the only one with issues! Yes, but I disagree Honey Court as a comparable alternative ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ So if you can break the game this much, can anyone show me how to break it so that it's actually /PLAYABLE/? Still telling me to check my network settings and won't let me into multiplayer. ----====== *"Am I doing this right?"* >Oh my bad. I forgot that without the American government the internet would not have happened. This particular submission isn't about any of those things. Chill out. I appreciate you Don't stick your penis in crazy Abuse of the word 'literally' is never funny. "Babu turned 12 Wednesday. She seemed quite pleased to celebrate the event in her favorite pink outfit, which had been freshly washed for the big day." Facebook account still required?! Meat meat *meat* **Meat** MEat dog penetration? Yesterday my mom told me she was going to vote PC because she thinks the Liberals are too power-hungry ** ** <Ψ| |Ψ> >Monday, Jul. 09, 1979 A picture of her on a boat. ( ) Made it through with no until that comment Get back to work Why is there one pubic hair in the lava to the left... what was your character doing before this screen-shot.... .... Can't wheelie from a stop Goddamnit, Japan. man mount >Because Jackson was pregnant and the women had two small children with them, they were released on a court summons instead of being booked into jail, police said. ** ** YOU'RE NOT COOL BECAUSE YOU'RE POSING LIKE AN ANIME CHARACTER IN A "FINAL FANTASY" TYPE OF COUNTRY!...damn hipsters. What the hell? You didn't know this until... in the bottom right corner of the main menu It feels like a maximum acceleration of about 3g. hahaha, this has made me laugh test passed Palin / Bachmann 2012 ... portal, because there was no cake I'm gay and that's my sister.... february called... goddamnit. how many people around me just saw that is outrageous I thought it said "Justin Beaner" for a second. You're not my evil twin. The kind of DLC you describe is perfectly fine. The Epilogue DLC for Prince of Persia, for instance, is not. Cutting the ending from a game and making customers buy it after sale is not cool. Not making it available on all platforms the rest of the game is available on is even worse I hate the fact that the title says "near miss".... That means it almost missed him, therefore he was hit... "digger"? Thanks, that made it so much better! Kirk Vonnegut? I've seen this before, it's a new way of video trollin' ? I trust those aren't your smokes on the counter. - what the hell ...? ** ** d-bag? really? I, too, share your Nice try Something I realized after I pressed submit beat me to it srsly.. Banshees...... That's Obama At first I was like then I noticed the sub-reddit and was like :D. Nice try, corporations. fuck the shit out of megan fox? he just said he went to the bar Haha, I see some Clare Hotel in this photo. Used to get the bus from there every day Sure you don't. The top voted one is drawn on a piece of notebook paper. You can see the loops. >"WHAT? " No. Just no. Wir haben nichts gefunden, aber das ist äußerst verdächtig! (defun () I was gonna nb4 but then I was like I was the kind of kid that liked to take things apart to see what made them tick, so I inevitably tried taking mine apart. I was having difficulty opening it up, so I slammed it onto the ground in silly attempt to crack it like an egg. Anyways, the impact caused it to start making weird grindy/mechanical noises. I couldn't get it to stop, so I pulled the batteries...it kept going First boundary in 15 overs! I feel like I psychologically TastedHisGenitals. Order by prostate? My teacher once said that it never goes below Zero degrees Fahrenheit. It was hilarious because, at the time, there was a navy fighter pilot sitting in the classroom*. I remember immediately donning the old face and shoving my hand in the air. It depends on the motivation, TryingToSkullFuckYou roger likes it You still should have used Is it just me or does this link have -3 comments? Answer the question It only works if everyone prays at once, so let's all do it at 12 o'clock, *your time*. As someone who fishes the Surfside/Freeport area frequently, and usually by kayak, all I can say is . I had "Meatball" and his brother attack my dog at the top of Scottish Trail. I had my dog leashed. My dog got teeth puncture wounds all over his head and neck. I got knocked over and scrapped up on the rocks. Of course "they never do that kind of thing". All of the images on that page are broken. I don't understand why you or anyone else would tolerate that, unless one of you works a lot more than the other. Why is this an image. Reminds me of Mine is tooth related too...my kindergarten teacher had us name different types of teeth. I came up with "molar" and she proceeded to tell me that is not a tooth... Noah built a giant arc that had 2 of every animal on it... including the dinosaurs. why are most of the comments being down-voted? I think RedditorSince2008 might of had something to do with this... I bet you're fun at parties... Never heard this joke before As an English teacher, My pupils are always huge so it'd probably be super easy for me. If my cornea ever falls off I'll be sure to try it Yeah, I don't use minecarts, boosters or redstone clocks because of it. And cutout filter? TIL that Bert has a perpetual ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ This reeks of advertising... I hope this isn't a joke about his skin color Looked kinda cool until I watched the video at the bottom. I am a woman. I totally came in here to post and I was already beaten. She read this, too... Why does this exist? It's squirt + turtle, not squirrel + turtle. Thanks that was really great advice. But now i feel more fucked because thinking if I do go to uni and i'm not really learning what i expected then after i finish i'll have to spend another 4 years learning the trade.. as you say, I will nearly be 30 I'm going to have to really think about this one. I always say frick!! She stole it from *me* tho I find it a bit of a mindfuck that we don't even know who actually wrote them. h Spider was knocked out the window damnit. That's why it's a *joke* and not a serious statement. Build custom vehicle. Check oil when engine is running. At first I was like, "I want this more than anything..." Then I realized they were soaking in beer and not regular bathwater and I was like " ". 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It isn't April Fools for all of us . ..... Wait no one noticed she has a lisp ? women love these fuckers though I just saw it on [r/KristenStewart](/r/metametacirclejerk " "). women loves these fuckers though lol crude is that you? I guess they dont get that sivir is scared of uber fat cho and he intimidates chivir by asking her if she wants cheese with her wine bcuz he just feasted an enemy champion hence the eyes Are you my boss? That is exactly what i did. alcoholic moms are the BEST! And then you sync up with all of your roommates, abbiosaurus ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ^ ...and I spent the 10 bucks on the DLC. WHAT WAS I THINKING?!? MAYBE MIRACLES HAPPEN? ...am I gonna need to separate you two? SPOILER ALERT cant tell if trolling I would fuck Padme before Jar Jar. Ψ Ψ and all this time i thought they were cows that cut. well, i guess nobody is interested Receiving, or giving? Thanks for including the me gusta face in the bottom left corner. I couldn't tell what face was on Mars from submission title Right... I'll make an early note to ignore the interwebz for the entire Mar 31-Apr 2 span of time for future years this looks legit do or do not, there is no try I'm going to have to disapprove and say he does not have this Cannot unsee. On a site where "circlejerk" is used more than the word "bacon" telling us that story was a bad move ** ** i only count 69 . >And this is everything that is wrong with Reddit. You guys wonder why you never get girls but proceed to hit on and harass a girl that is seeking advice about how to deal with getting harassed. What I don't understand is why they were late to the airport to pick her up... Steep hills are stressful? Just put it in 2nd. iseewhatyoudidthere not something i would expect snapple man to say... Kool-aid man *maybe*... i'm kinda disapoint.. He IS rather fond of telling the story of my mother and him going to a Rocky Horror Picture Show, where he wore the fishnet stockings and my mother wore the fishnet top... **"Stop mentioning reddit, fucktards. " ** ???? = send that picture to whichever representative you speak to. Be sure to slap a nice on it first. Or . After entering the instance yellow ones, I hope. as long as your piss is yellow ok now I don't feel safe. thanks! Hey bro, when is the BBQ? I like mine rare too. I actually had a local burger joint refuse to give me a rare burger on the grounds that I could get sick from live bacteria. I argued with the owner until she gave in, or I was going to leave and give another restaurant my money One time I had to instruct my ex-boyfriend over the phone how to make it Normally I don't use the anonymize email address option and just put contact info in the ad. But sometimes I forget no less She has a penis. my mom's dead I can see his robin dyslexic doubletake. **There's 151 original pokemon.** "But..but. the FDA caused this .....derp" . That's not the original... Danny removed the original, and that guy re-upped with the intro. He clearly just downloaded the new iMovie 11 and thought he'd add a ton of the transitions and stuff.. It's not awkward to watch violence with your family because you aren't sporting a hard-on... unless you are... in which case, Had to throw thé accént on thé é causé I also havé thé mold from soméoné I bought a Réddit Gold for Funny though thanks fox news... People in states use common paper as rolling paper? Seriously? I am both shocked and appalled in equal measure. This is a travesty rëddit sporë affëcts facëbook? Don't put the punchline in the bloody title My office uses "Oki" and "Unisys" printers. they are pretty old school her boobs= WHO THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING SHORT!? You have a Crown Vic and a Taurus? 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This just f ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠls w ird I've never seen actual pancake tities before. How is Britta not on here? She's like Shirley in that she's a total self-righteous bitch, but I can at least appreciate Shirley's parody. Britta is just a grating, egotistical cunt. :| Too much MS Word. I know I feel this way. I have a 4 year old who was an accident. I love him to death and I do a decent job of it I think. My parents would be PISSED if I got pregnant at the moment. My friends would probably coo and be happy for me. My ex would piss himself and then man up. I would freak out and then be fine. I'm not really even allowed to talk about having more children without getting . Fuck you people. I'm a damn good mother and I'd be a good mother to any other children I had. Thanks for th3 mold! (y )y y i no mold?! I do b li v you ar ch ating. Pshh, sp cial charact rs. I'm a JETS FAN!! ** ** ˰˰˰˰ ˰˰˰˰ I want some mold, I want to be special My ëx gavë më rëddit mold. 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At least the Halo:Reach stream is working Maybe Judge Bayani Vargas will change his mind after seeing this Use pulvarize at baron fight on Amumu, get aced and get them Baron I see someone figured out how to use nmap. WOW. réally guys? comé on. This is thé thanks i gét for showing you réddit? ~ ~ Typing like that without mold. I did not see any Jif in that comic. The is a nice touch. I also think you look better with glasses. I think the black and white one is the best. Dailymail This is supposed to be a group effort! ur doin it wrong!! I drooled and came at the same time... At least it looks ***legit***... I'm pretty sure we all know half of these 'Douchebag Parking Like An Asshole' posts are simply karma-whoring impromptu photo-ops that take place in an abandoned supermarket parking lot at 3:00 am... Because clearly the jury had access to the withheld evidence to know that the man was innocent. Sounds more like what happens when you're watching some movie on tv, it plays at one volume, cut to commercial and the volume is just got REALLY loud. The bottom of your e's made me thing there was somthing on my screen Why couldn't you use the one with the accent on top like everyone else Hey at least you manned up. Next it's time to delete facebook and hit the gym. lmao! Yeah, irrelevant and unfunny karma-whoring is great. This is why we can't have nice friends It's funny because swearing. Not what I was expecting. You don't like djWHEAT? Are you seriously advocating the use of blackface? I don't know, but when I asked my banker why this was the case, she responded that it is in fact the case. Ah god, what a shitty bird. He's only good for breaking glass and there's like never any glass when you get him. Well, that was just plain creepy. sir do not speak nonsense! Except when they cite it to oppose homosexuality. Seems a bit odd. But at least we now know more about the type of . don't feed the trolls. ( ) I think I'd be _slightly_ creeped out by such phrasing They could add vitamin C mega-dosing as recommended by Linus Pauling. It is amazing how many people think it actually works for colds. I always point out that it is not supported by any scientific evidence, but it usually just gets me the . Nasri's face! It's a video game, I don't think the wolf minds. Not a single hockey stick... but the rest was pretty good! Up vote! Now apologise for posting as if you were on 4chan. choke me once, shame on you. Choke me twice, shame on me. Choke me three times... Marines are the counter to everything. You have got to be trolling... well knock it off Published May 21, 2007 Nice generalization based on your own inadequacies. thats not funny Coconuts are European? And I never said all developers use macs. Why did I click this at work? Welcome to the furry fandom I don't believe you can just declare that you are awesome.. Shame on you for buying from botters ** ** Clarification: That's exactly what I meant, mine are right yours are wrong! TonyHxC? Really, man? That's a house, not an arrow You still miss him? All you fuckers who think ASCII art belongs to digg really need to gtfo... they can very much move a conversation along in a unique way, such as here. Does all that taken space really make you guys rage? All I have to say is: . I felt the same way you did, especially after a friend that loves foxes gave me a . Your arbitrary benchmark for deciding at which age sexual relations are legal is different from my arbitrary benchmark for deciding at which age sexual relations are legal?! What sort of country are you lunatics running over there? noob here. what is this reddit mold? Girl using TF2 insides jokes Deadmines isn't even that hard to tank And you insist upon confirming my stereotypes, joe_canadian  Does that caption really read "bobby-trap bomb"? I... have suspicions about this. 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Now if everybody just stops my OCD won't go crazy again I think he forgot to clutch when he "switched gears". ass-pennies? That has to be one of the most excellent replies I've had here in a while. Still, you shouldn't do it! I dunno. let's watch him for a moment and see if he stops acting like a dick It was at least April 2nd in every timezone April 3rd in some. Why am I not surprised to find you here Classic themed Windows *7*. My uncle Doug taught me how to jerk it... Yeah, I knew we were in a shitty spot when "having a beer-withable" superseded being intelligent when it came to liking a presidential candidate. "Warriors coach Frank McGuire reacted by pulling out his entire starting five, save Chamberlain, and sent in bench players Joe Ruklick, York Larese, Ed Conlin and Ted Luckenbill. The intention was to foul the Knicks, in order to get the ball back after free throws and give Chamberlain the ball. **Thus each team spent the last minutes fouling each other**" This guy look like Roy from the IT crowd Cool. Thanks for the answer! After the whole Kerry flip-flop thing I'm always kind of when it seems like changing stances is being leveraged against somebody. It always seems, at least on the "news", that the fact they changed is being made out as inherently bad and nobody is reporting on the when's and why's of the thing. Farrokh's Looks like someone is just BEGGING for an anal probe. No, I don't know what you mean. especially on the intraweb People who remind me of things that I cannot do, like breathing through my nose. So, it's exactly what it looked like.. the one i bought on marvelous bridge had better stats rare candy much? I live in the Dallas area, i listen to a sports talk radio channel (105.3 The Fan). 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How do researchers get funding for things like this? Maybe the people they are sympathetic to are just as big of straight-laced melvins as the cops themselves First I agreed, but then . Why is there a zombies gone wild subreddit Perhaps they couldn't read the words in the link. You just compared trans people conforming to gender stereotypes with the holocaust. You're saying that because there's a black woman in the top panel aren't you? ...except for adobe apps females Gays cant breed I'm sure its CP. Best player ever? This. ↑ Again? Yeah, it's turned out pretty good for me. Mind you, Statler is the earliest version I've tried, so it's quite possible I would have had a much more difficult time with an earlier version. But just about the only thing that didn't "just work" for me was the reddit look of disapproval, which took an installation of ttf-unifont to fix (and still doesn't look quite right ). All the "important" stuff works perfectly though. Super funny.... until the last sentence. At least vote for one of them. *Published: March 19, 2010* Every time. I was in a really similar situation to you last fall. I'm covered under my parents' insurance, but they absolutely could not find out about my BC adventures ("family values" anyone? ), I have a minimum wage job that I *sometimes* get hours from... Yeah, they seemed to just do whatever the hell they wanted. Little bit of this book, little bit of that book, oh what the hell, lets through this in there. Voice activated weapons!? Nope, not in the book. Oh, look it's raining on Arakis Mew and the truck. my friend told me that, and I believed it until just recently when I googled it. I got two! Chase and Kroger Over and over for 4 hours? You must not have been on FJ. I was there in January and we waited like 2 hours just for that , but it was pretty damn awesome. Yeah. No mention of India's World Cup win. Start-up time is one of the least useful performance metrics for Firefox. I'd rather have a plugin that takes 5 seconds to start but otherwise has no impact on performance than one that gobbles up memory until I'm forced to restart the browser ( Firebug). Reddit post links to zip file Looks like a cup of spinach slipped into the taco salad. "causing him to find out that Jim is throwing a party that Michael was not invited to" - "For the first time, beer is officially going to be classified as an alcoholic drink rather than as a food." You don't say... what is this? I dont even... Yeah I had a friend who did that shit too, he sad it made his face completely numb for a bit, I'm guessing they don't turn it into free-base or crack though because of the stigma surrounding it. Plenty of people waste their drugs though, I've known kids who tried to make "weed tea" by boiling their weed in water Your GF's mom undresses in the kitchen? we take everything seriously. In high school, my dad answered the door to my gf at the time in just his tighty whites. She came up stairs and said "your dad has some nice legs" That might be true, but the bit about Vietnam is nowhere to be found on the Wikipedia article!!! Comic Sans. used the "me gusta" face wrong Thanks for letting buildapc know about this sale before they were gone.... If you can't upvote it, re-post it! --Like the OP did. > "Trees, trolling, karma, gonewild, karma, AMA, Jailba-- " I think 250cc is plenty for the road, and I admire your intentions. "250cc of pure speed" to "prove 250s are perfectly capable bikes" yet there's some kind of fish-eye lens/effect to make it look faster Oh my gah, double ass treats all the way? What does it mean? That's way better. Though do you really have to use a comic sans variant for the title? >I still don't understand how people don't know about this cognitive dissonance? Yeah, I admit, I used to do that. It just became habit that I didn't realize what I was doing. Then I did and stopped. Some of those were my AT4 kills. i didn't know reddit had specific topics that could and could not be talked about?? They made a sign for the dog? I wanted so badly to come into this comment thread and see the data backing this claim. Come on guys. We, of all people, should know better Pterosaurs are not dinosaurs. Yeah your right. Basic human rights are overrated. i hate to be that guy but.... "redditor for 10 hours" Dammit. You had me legitimately concerned for you. Not cool. Until the teacher looks at the damn file size. TextEdit. The dog's chain makes it look like bro-rape Wait a minute... You're not- but- ...I've been bamboozled. I wasn't told there'd be math in mah reddits. He/she didn't last long there are links in the side of the subreddit Like, 50 states? Where was this bullying legislation in the 50's? People seemed to turn out just fine without Big Brother taking care of every facet of their lives back then To be blunt, yes. Not OK with shoes made from human flesh. What a boring looking cat. Get something exotic and exciting, or keep this stuff on Facebook. I don't believe in brooms either he is pronouncing "leblanc" as "le blank" The golden stream in slide 8 is the cousin of the Magic bullet that got JFK Wait... people are free to believe what they want now?! You sound like an atheist ಠ_ಠ He plays Call of Duty.....I did not see that coming ...or now in some states. You or someone you know had to be reading the Daily Fail to come across it. And for those of us who don't have Facebook...? I would seriously give a if I was on a date and was stacking the dishes and she said "Dont worry its there job/let them get it". still drunk? "Work ya damn nag!" M3 vs. challenger I think I know you... Pretty sure I saw this on reddit before... yesterday. FCO: For children only This whole thread is making me want donuts Hrrrmmmrrmhrrmhm... I'm going to try really hard to make it out again. Hopefully early so I'm not witness to too much drunken debauchery. Papyrus Yes, clearly the driver deserved this. I went to a Sur La Table and they were sharpening knives with a chef's choice electric sharpener. People like this have jobs and I cant get a job for my fucking life right now. I work 2 internships during college 30 hours a week killing myself, but the blonde who sat sat out on the beach gets hired I disapprove of your disapproval of my disapproval. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ When an author doesn't know how it ends, it never ends well. These coasters will leave little rings of beer on the tables This is why we don't talk about reddit on youtube. damnit, trying to figure out how the naked man relates to your product for the last 2 minutes means i'll probably be reminded of your coaster everytime i see a coaster from now on... **for the rest of my life** Hey! Haha, holy fuck, I wasn't expecting you to get defensive. I was only asking. I spent hours debating endless armies of "green" people on German sites and got sick of it. Sorry if I'm not in the mood to start a debate with just about everybody I just made a $68,217.00 USD total. Includes "AppleCare OS Support" for **$50 000**. Yeah. Looks like my job is already done. >Wh**e**n ... und**e**rstanding ... But its a completely different post! he mirrored it! One of the last times he streamed he was listening to rebecca black dubstep. At first I was wondering what the hell you were talking about, and then it happened and I was like: I had www.hottamales.com in my browser history a while back and had friends faces go from to "..............oh." when I finally coaxed them to go to it. I would still never pay $75 for that. Huh, I was actually expecting someone to either jump or get thrown into that river. I found the ending to be in kind of bad taste Because, you know, Fuck the planet, who needs it any way! Bud Peterson makes $790,000 with $42,000 in travel expenses This is not Yahoo! Answers, people. because i've been waiting for it for 12 years or so already Yeah I agree I'd hate anyone that tries to EARFUCK No, and neither should anyone else. This link is great if you subscribe to Variety... "Is it me you're looking for" She's blind "Irregardless" and "all of the sudden." Cool stuff - I especially like the train logos. Cutting against glass will ruin your blade, though Oh really... I've had a mix, with mostly good experiences. Once I asked a guy if they had a certain driver in stock that didn't have a draw bias. Instead of yes or no, he told that slicing is a problem for 90% of golfers and that it wouldn't matter. I told him my tendency is to hook, so I don't want something that would make it worse. He then turned around and walked away I used the phrase "sexual frustration" in a conversation with my chinese friend and he got offended, thinking I was propositioning him. "If sex was awkward, giving birth through a penis really stretches the point" oh semesters, im only one week into my last quarter Thats not helping the situation, alot. Yes. She's only 46. I mean, yeah no 20 year old, but is that really the age people start fearing their losing their look? And this picture of this elderly woman brings to mind 46 year olds? That, and the fact that cars don't come in packages. Nope, but a guy at the front of the theatre did laugh maniacally at the end of the fourth Harry Potter movie where Cedric's dad was crying over his dead son's body. Goddamnit so much What's really scary is that he's actually got some up-votes Why the ? 9 commenti segnati e 4 reali... adesso il rapporto è migliore vero? ;D rsrsrsrhuahuahua If I wasn't allowed to see MGMT then you aren't allowed to see Funkadelic I go for the "look of disapproval" ... you really think so?! And you wonder why people don't like you. You NEVER leave a beer unfinished... So only full will be allowed. plentyoffish Laundromat guy: Whut? Almost all mailman mailing lists. You're hoping for somebody to get hurt. Really? It's particularly funny when you realize that my friend needed the ORIGINAL IMAGE to post a non-watermarked image, unless she had a ridiculously good scanner. Brah? This isnt bodybuilding.com I just hate when java programs run slow. My laptop can barely run it and it's only a few years old. I get more annoyed when I'm stuck behind people who're driving 1-5 km/h (=1-3mph) UNDER the limit You can gargle water, right? The balcony of my church had really hot overhead lights that, in some places, were only about 4 feet off the ground. As a six year old, I discovered that putting the bulletin near the the light would make it start smoking. When I was bored by the sermon (as this current atheist often was), I would make my bulletin smoke and amuse myself. One day, I kept the bulletin by the lamp for too long and it burst into flame. Small flames, but flames nonetheless. An older woman near me saw it, stamped it out, gave me a , and went back to listening to the sermon. Fffffffuuuuuu... thanks Yeah, I never liked calling it that, hence why I put it in quotes. When people see me after I lost the weight, they at first freak out, then they ask me how I did it. I respond with a prompt " ", and then I tell them that I made a lifestyle change to include eating well and exercising regularly. Then they go on about how they're doing so-and-so diet or magic cleanse that will suddenly make them lose weight in two weeks, and I just politely nod... and dogs. > "you're job" ... So, who drove you two back to her place? I assumed that librarians are book lovers who would also have their personal libraries... Entrapment! I what you did there. That's a candidate for refactoring. it was a lame attempt at making fun of hipsters. thanks for elucidating my follies. taken at a gym But America has long suffered from an under-investment in infrastructure (look at the condition of our highways and bridges, our railroads and airports)... ... Wait, what? Where? Damnit All l see is x8 4 There's no key It looks OK but you could do better. Go ahead, downvote me for encouraging the OP to do better. @WillyFerrell - "This user does not exist". I can't tell if that's sarcasm or not, we shouldn't need 15 engines for a train. lol, I typed "creamy excretion" and the result was "software", after 40 translations...... Ghost Cloak continues to drain energy while in a Dropship or Bunker ~~ ~~ Me Gusta for consensual, straight sex? Luckily for him it's UEFA. *They never ban anyone for stupid reasons.* No offense, but there's a bloody bunker stim hotkey ... No one casually browses Craigslist Cool dude for win Just a reminder to those who are coming, it's BYOB and food. Sharing is fine, mooching is less fine. You think so? Timmmberrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.........rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.... My sister believes that homosexuality isn't natural in humans despite the fact that it's very common in other species, because we weren't "made that way". I am an imaginary elephantesqe thing from Mexico. It seemed appropriate. Really I'm not at all Hispanic and just like saying Snuffleupagus. Reddit wouldn't let me get my eñe on when I was choosing my name. ... Yes. when I was in college my dorm neighbor had a resistance is futile(if r<1) pic on his door he was walking out one day with his girlfriend and asked me if I got his pic(we were both electrical engineering majors), I said "yea, on two levels the electrical engineering aspect and the star trek reference too, I am kind of a trekkie" he says oh so is she, she immediately say yeah cyborgs, I just sat there trying to pokerface trying to hide my face. I have a similar issue, however I am a 26 male. Is there any other condition that may cause that? God damn, I don't really want a prostate exam my dad had prostate issues so it probably might be wise I guess. Tweezers often end up breaking the skin around the zit which only makes the whole area red and gross. Bad advice. Normally, after being given a negative label, one of the best ways to handle it is to joke about it. However, joking about being a creep is also considered creepy. It's grown into 119 out of 130 found that review helpful. It took me years to even remember most of their names Assembly/Digital Design professor, masters in EE and CS, has a hard time running PowerPoint, connecting her computer to overhead projector, and extracting stuff off of a thumb drive. Why aren't you watching that porn with your girlfriend? A Thunderbirds reference... Really? ** ** Dude, you need to replace your rear tire. Ahahaha... aha... ha... You know I had blocked that memory . Potions do not have effectiveness. You mean like people did with Scurbs 2.0?? Somebody did and it was right around the time you deleted your comment /r/AnimalPorn? Brilliant: Being an atheist is an occupation? I haven't seen a cent And of course the price goes down after I buy it as a present for someone... I've watched the video. *** *** I've been awaiting your arrival. I suspect that the landfill was all a cover up, and ET for the Atari 2600 was actually put in shipping containers and pushed overboard. No Doug... ----====== The bold looks like he hasn't had any sleep. "There's no coffee yet." "** **" no worries. unless you were the one to rob me 10 years ago... *were you?* Yes At first I was like o_O and then I was like O_O and then I was like and then I was like ʘ_ʘ and then I was like ಠ⌣ಠ Oh, ok. I usually tank, so I hardly ever take solo top. (Although I did play a game last night as Shen solo top against Kog'maw and Pantheon because Xin and Nidalee wanted bot because they both had spears. Kog and Panth stole our blue as soon as it spawned, so I had an early advantage and somehow it worked, but still for Shen solo top). haha, this is cute. when i first saw the title, i thought the broom was used ...in a bad way... Heh. You should see some of the computers where I work. In some areas of the factory floor, there is a haze of oil suspended in the air. The computers in that area are literally dripping wet with oil that is full of dust and fuzz. Some of them sit right next to huge bins of metal shavings. Wait. Most likely won't be drunk, because I'll be driving. Those appear to be bots you've killed. Don't forget to mention 30 different search bars-Norton search bar, MSN search bar, MCafee search bar, Etc... Schizophrenia ≠ Multiple Personality Disorder Not even one verse citation in the entire article! jajaja i try to post productively here because there are a lot of newbies who need advice and i don't want them to get it from the battleclinic fits section. though there are a lot of retard questions asked here. usually they are "hey is my drake fit good?" and "hey is this game any fun?" ** ** That was uncalled for > get out with whom no one invites me to stuff, I am not too close anymore with anyone. Andrew what kind of picture is this? You should have slept with her, and then break up. [](/)^[](/)^[](/)^[](/)^[](/)^[](/)^[](/)^ಠ_ಠ [](/)^[](/)^[](/)^[](/)^[](/)^[](/)^ಠ_ಠ [](/)^[](/)^[](/)^[](/)^[](/)^ಠ_ಠ [](/)^[](/)^[](/)^[](/)^ಠ_ಠ [](/)^[](/)^[](/)^ಠ_ಠ [](/)^[](/)^ಠ_ಠ [](/)^ಠ_ಠ Whiffff!! the really sarcastic sarcasm was for my statement That's why he did the look of disapproval... The story started out like there was going to be "Son-in-Law" shenanigans and that was not the case... I see what you did there... if r/trees won't buy your products, who else is going to? Precepts like "render unto Caesar's what is Caesar's". Similar situation to going on youtube to watch a new gametrailer and being forced to watch a trailer TO WATCH A TRAILER. I'm upvoting you, but I don't like it. \m/ \m/ Cant be unseen! Oh no you di'int! ** ** Right click>view image info>197.5kb Yes actually! That quilt was handmade by mom's childhood friend. We sent her a picture of the dogs wrapped up in it once, and well she was not amused . Nevertheless, it's been around for years and loved to shreds by both human and canine. Yeah cause your friend in the back was Ronald Weasely...you were friends with a WIZARD!!! How could you NOT love the 90's You created a subreddit without making a post in it? ಠ_ಠ^ suckin on it, eh? bum children ...This was just uploaded yesterday... IT'S BACK. TIL that the subreddit for my name... has been banned! So that when you escape they can't track you Then why even comment? Mixing universes > Zen*lawl*. If you don't want mobs in your structures, why are you not building walls to keep them out? Why the fuck is someone that stupid taking Astronomy? I don't even own a cat... I told it I live in the UK and it still asks me what level of American education I've had and what my household income is in dollars. Because Brazil is a much more violent place, that's why the op was No. Don't me! I'm just indirectly questioning how_to_test_this. Yeah, self-improvement is overrated. We meet again Burpees ...and F-Zero *doesn't* have a nostalgic kick to it? Exactly how old are you, anyway? i agree with shatteredsword... It's almost like her fat rolls are perfect how oxymoronic. ..... ok, you get downvotes hug attack Yeah. Unit control is key in all matchups haha. I have this book too - Quantum Prysics for dummies Thanks, even if your account name is a little off putting 12 minutes. Instead of immediately posting this on reddit like I should have, I watched the video first. Pretty sure that isn't a right. She better Look harder Anything involving aircraft. My dad is a lifelong pilot, and when I was little, taught me as much as he could about the technical aspects of the profession. As I learned more about them, and fully understood them as I grew older, the more that crap bothered the living hell out of me in the movies. "Terror Rocket"? 2006 Multistrada 620 : Seat height **32.69 in / 830 mm** Reditt. What bothered me most about that movie was "curving the bullet." Downvote already? is it really that bad? sorry. Data died in Nemesis. I went to digg, but it was all stuff that I saw on reddit yesterday. I thought that was just a joke Yeah I know that when I think Ken Thompson and Rob Pike, I definitely think "amateur". Perhaps when you go out you should wear a shirt with one of your favorite things on it. For example, if you love reddit, you could wear a shirt with the on it. When someone passes by and knows what it means, they'll likely strike up a conversation. I've heard his stuff, he must produce under the name Skrillex too Never seen this before. Thx for posting Redditor for 18 minutes... I don't fucking appreciate this. No. Well, that brought on some horrible flashbacks. Thanks, conradpoohs But I specifically told her not to use her teeth. Yep. Massive ** ** for the usgov because of this scenario and others like it. Excuse me? The problem is Madrid are not Arsenal To be honest, as a lesbian I find your arguments about how being like a woman is 'weak' and a 'pussy' kind of offensive, but if I punch you in the face and call you a jackass, I guess I'd be feeding into lesbian butch stereotypes and embodying all the wrong things about being a man and none of the good things about being a woman. As a Django dev I'm curious .... what's a Wordpress, and why is it disappoint? Reactivate your facebook and use it the "Events" and "places" features to meet NEW people. There's nothing introverted about a social networking site. Yes! We need MORE games coming out in November, because *there are never any games that do, EVER.* Poe's Law has never seemed so accurate. Don't you know Lars Von Trier's work is art!!! Homo is a Latin derivative and you added the -us suffix to make it sound more Latin. 2 years ago I had a similar mandated course at the University of Toronto for all engineering students. It became to be known as "defect tech." To be fair, ours wasn't as bad as yours sounds. There was an English assessment for foreign students and students who didn't have an 80 average in their senior high school English courses. Those who didn't do well on the assessment, would have to do a different English course (no idea what that class was like). But the one I took at least wasn't an ESL class. It did *attempt* to teach us technical writing, it just did a really, really bad job at it. I recall having to write a paper on the similarities and differences between high school and university. the op is colorful and happy (...or a cigarette ), whats the problem here? **Big Gay Mule** Wow this is quite the analysis. > want..... insert.... wiener wow Batty, eh? I'm in NZ and it went down at like 10pm here. **THIS MOVIE IS POSTED IN THIS SUBREDDIT ONCE A WEEK ** Not to be a buzzkill buzzkill, but you're looking at it the wrong way. See Building and qarl's responses, if they're not already buried. Definitely awesome. However you look awfully young to be consuming cannabis A jagex mod here? We have had them for a long time, but nobody ever uses them. You usually get a when you spend them anywhere, but sometimes they are dispensed by automated machines that deal with larger bills. Yes, the third largest hydroelectric dam in the world will mainly generate power for aluminum smelting plants... Any comment immediately followed by becomes 12.6x funnier. I love the she gets from Bert. Your sexuality is defined by your level of comfort and desire for a particular *thing*, whether that be a gender or other point of sexual focus. You can desire one thing, or many things, or nothing at all. Really the best way to find out what you like is to try whatever you feel comfortable with trying (within reason of course ). Wuss Eyes scanned the sentence missed the "a"'s. Those are not kids With this little data, USB sticks are about 25 USD per 16GB This is what the Mayans foretold would happen in 2012...  I had an inkling you were a cylon > ** ** KDE 4.4 did essentially the same thing for me—high CPU utilization when I move the mouse—when I tried it. AHH HA HA! my dad smoked pall mall no filters. he's on oxygen 24x7. take a straw, put it in your mouth, and breathe through it some time. then call that a good day. Ends in 2012. Question about tournament, how to prevent smurf . Do redditor teams get priority listing :)? (Are we doing this for reddit with reddit or for hon from reddit) I hope no redditors that live in my area decide to go into McDonald's when I'm on shift and try this out It's people like you who keep rich foreign men like me from finding a partner. Sometimes all we need is love > Someone once told me my lowercase w's look like testicles. I knew someone would have to get technical and ruin the joke. norwegian/german combo. I move for "Dude." becoming the new " ". All in favor? Damn bro, just... damn. I'm upvoting you for the insight, but I still gotta give you a for the act itself. What do you mean? I found this shortcut all the way up this hill that goes around Penn Ave and....oh, wait. Its a dead end thank you for that image Work on getting it down here first, Redditor I've seen this on here before.. I uninstalled QuickOffice so fast. Damn meta-trolls. The subtle ones troll me the hardest ಠ_ಠ at your title... btw... what the hell is that suppose to be? Be quiet Happy31, if that is your real name. //\/ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ\/\ China, Is there government information that you know and are not allowed to share? Seriously!!! I was at work. Drowning is scary as fuck. I'm an undergrad not a grad student, but I TA organic chemistry lab (interestingly enough, have of my students are older than me). Half of the class couldn't write a proper acid base reaction on their easy peasy pre-lab quiz To their credit, I think several of the students in my particular section are very out of practice with general chemistry, having AP'd out of the class, or being students who came back for requirements long after graduation, and I do not think most of my students are dumb. On another quiz, a question asked for what FID stood for (flame ionization detector). She didn't know so she jokingly put flame-induced destruction, which I thought was cute. Swampy away. There's no 'g' in "onion". Wait, the mod lets you make medics? . Uh oh. Oh zombies...wait what? EVERYTHING Congrats on spotting that I know it's the wrong song, but now I've got kid rock's "only god" playing in my head. This is your fault twitter So now you've told me two things, and you're probably lying. Then chances are one of these is a lie, which means both of them are. . My college has wireless everywhere right? **The DS doesn't get wireless ANYWHERE.** Well WTF are you doing here? Go eat some carpet NOW young lady! People don't think about this for a good reason I can't wait to get a mouthful. as a gay man this is what i imagine a vagina to look like That was hardly obligatory Let's not. That's deep enough Not that long people like you are the reason I did not respond to my mothers friend request I would like to add: CHINA! How dare you! someone also pissed on you.... That's not an answer, that's a question. Now I have even LESS information than before >todos saben que es verdad I don't know how they managed to make chocolate flavored sugar to coat the marshmallow in, or why it thoroughly disgusts me. Not cool, peeps Can't imagine why But my DSL speed *has* changed since 2003. Drastically, in fact. Note to anyone trying to help make sure you don't just google mpreg and click the first link like I did. Stirrup pants Blocked in the UK People who don't know how to drive a stick shift Some of them in this comment thread Do they sell those in Europe? Namely, Poland (which i highly doubt, maybe in 5 years ). I do hope that is not a disgusting sexual pun. Not helpful Going by this website's standards, I'd be a mutant. Great colours? ...says adolf of jp redditor for 2 hours Stop talking and get back to writing The bigger question is how many of us would feel remorse about euthanizing people who feel the need to ask such fucking stupid questions. >Ron McLean: Thumbnail I'm a fan of multiple uniforms in sports. Maybe not to the level that Oregon pushes it, but I'm not one of those purists that's going to if my team shows up in something unique. Both GomTV and MLG are free NSFW tag, please. Already tried I'm afraid. They refused... yeah but that takes work, and it's kinda annoying to come up with the keyword for that many faces. I just use the one that already comes with my program and add the ones i really like, like this one Me: Me: Me: Downvote pentru gramatica execrabilă ** ** Nice try, Frito-Lay. Ups... Wrong Universe. I see Yep, it's an important distinction. When the link says 'swimsuit', you run the risk that it's a *guy* in a swimsuit. sooooooooo many people have said to join a local sports team... i want a bumper sticker Women are baby machines and anything that interferes with that function must be stopped. Only two digits apart. I agree with you but I don't know why you get several upvotes and I get downvotes when I said the exact same thing other discussions (7) That is really creepy. Girl posted a pic of an awesome memory, and reddit creates a fake nude of her. I saw the same thing on Long Island, New York. There was even a separate section for *new* teen paranormal romance. Doesn't your* homeowners cover that? //\/ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ\/\ Let's see how the fine print stacks up against a .50 caliber at 300 meters //\/ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ\/\ I don't think that's an appropriate time to use the LoD... Not everything relates to COD I was at a Mexican restaurant with my mom when I was about 16 and the 30-odd year old waiter kept hitting on me. I was was pretty obviously creeped out, and managed to slip into the conversation that I was in high school. He didn't stop My wife is a wicked hot blonde nurse. I'm standard edition nerd. You can't prove that //\/ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ\/\ Clothes, makeup, and skincare products (I like these things don't judge ). It looks like the girl from Penn State trips her from behind at 1:06 because she was taking the lead. I know very few musicians who enjoy their scale reps. Many friends have been like "teach me to play cello!" and I'm like "I can try..." and then we sit down after an hour or so they're going "I can't play the Bach Prelude, I don't want to do this" or "When can we work on Apocalyptica music?" and I'm just like Says China. I like the taste of carrots doesn't know what BC is... //\/ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ\/\ Ken? It's an abomination because it's not using imgur and the image took 2 minutes to load I think the parents who saw you taking pictures at the local playground were a bit disturbed too.... And he didn't even light your cigarette for you. Campus officers these days. Dittos can't be bred with other Dittos. indeed All of the Transporter movies are terrible in this respect. In 3, his car is sinking so he uses the air in the tires to inflate a raft. Somehow the air in the raft is magically superior to the air in the tires because suddenly the car begins to float. and then sit there for 8 hours while it plays back? At first I was like Internet Explorer 1972-73 Don't buy a laptop for gaming. ಠ_ಠ^ WTF, UNITBlackArchive???!!!! You Rented Skyline. Comic sans = I regret using the prematurely. 10 tablets? The crotch grab is a little " " on them but I wish everyone could take a compliment like that, even from the other team! Checks username and keyword density of 'concentration camp' Then you didn't upload the load screen. WTF, UNITBlackArchive???!!! Rented Skyline? If anyone else from Saratoga Springs is going and would be so kind as to offer a ride, I got gas money...I'm out a car for the next 2-3 weeks unfortunately. "FYI the irish hav been at war 4centuries abt ther religins. catholics vs protestants (non catholics)" I think I lost an IQ point > It's TNG, not TOS. heh, they will also freeze your account based on your political beliefs. *cough wikileaks Dude next time wash your hands. Also, some of us have evolved fire-retardant carapaces, so you really should stop burning your houses down. Last I checked, homeowners doesn't cover spider-related arsons //\/ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ\/\ Come on man. This question gets asked at least once or twice a day O como dicen los *rednecks* estadounidenses: *'Love it or leave it'* i thought you *did* mention 7... ff7 is my favorite game of all time Also not a substitute, but in high school we had this guy, mid-twenties and just out of college, who subbed for all of my classes at one time or another during my junior and senior years; he seemed like a cool dude, very "hip" and all that. Then he got arrested for sexing it up with one of his underage students. Pro tip: Don't respond to every text message with . I think just throwing yourself into it will help. Just go do it anyways! The worst possible thing that could happen would be for you to crash which generally won't do any long lasting damage to you. If you feel that you're getting out of control throw a foot down and scrub off some speed, or throw a bit of a speed check slide. You might not win your heats (hell at first you probably won't) but you'll get used to the feeling of skating at high speeds, and close to people, as your comfort zone expands eventually you'll be able to charge any hill that you want as fast as you want, because you'll know how to keep in control. Have fun and go skate! and oh a side note that crash was really unfortunate... whoever organized that race was just plain irresponsible for not having hay bails at that corner I hope you 'd him... Should *have.* I was the only person who laughed at this in class. Why would you post this? Taxpayers sure as hell didn't pay for MY abortion... >//\/ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ\/\ Streets of Rage when i took the plane from ontario to alberta(approx 3 hour flight), security took plastic knitting needles away from the old lady in front of me. You missed. //\/ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ\/\ Why was I not invited? //\/ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ\/\ ooo ooo I want to play too. How about both of you play a game called tic-tac-go fuck yourself. Arguing over the most inane shit. Yeeaaahhhh. I forget how they explained the connection to the parents, because I'm pretty sure they didn't introduce each other as boyfriend and girlfriend. I wish I could remember how it ended oh you sneaky motherfucker... Too bad mine got replaced by a furniture store. **look of disapproval**. Would it be too much to ask for someone (president, army) in Egypt to have the decency to put together a real government - not one plagued by violence and corruption? This is getting hard to believe. Man, only Norris would be enough of a jerk to kick such a gentle creature. YosemiteSam81's comment was in the past tense Anyone else notice the plate? go too far and you hit the forbidden zone girlfriend here: he's been waiting his entire reddit life for this moment. DEA making $20,000 and under resent being labled the "Nil" tax bracket. Wow, thank you keeponrottin. That's exactly why I posted this here to. I guess we were both wrong. ^ It's shit like this TwoX.. Those lips! That bottom! You're cute! Now I have a massive boner Lawd. There's a difference? care to explain it to me? For me it's been more reading than talking in English, so there are quite a few words I pronounce as I think they would be pronounced. For instance, "prone". My ex used to make fun of me for saying it as "pr0n" I once had a wallpaper of Calvin and Hobbes on my workplace computer. A coworker saw it and she said, "aww it's Tigger!" Didn't you hear? Manning is apparently suicidal I'm fearful if I write "slow clap", someone here will then reply "slow fap", making this a lot more awkward. Romania: there is no such thing as Dracula. We're no longer communist (for more than 20 years now!), and no, not everyone speaks Russian [](/son " ") Yeah I remember my $7 piss beer I still see those cars with antlers on the side and rudolph noses, wtf You're the worst possible person. that guy with the dreadlocks is the editor Coldplay is still making music? And people still listen to them? That's news to me **I know it's better to burn calories if there's nothing in your stomach** - . No you definitely want to eat food a couple hours before working out. "Go back I wanna see what all of the comments say!!!" I don't know what's worse, the directions telling you to zip-tie the base, or the crappy re-usable zip-ties that come with it. All I can find is "Test Of English as a Foreign Language". * * I don't know how well Wind is doing but I've switched to them for my phone and they've been quite good. My dad is the only holdout on moving away from Rogers because he has approx 4-6 @rogers.com email addresses and "doesn't want to lose the names, all the good ones are taken" to which I respond " " The Moffat says Let me run off and give the exciting news to all the gay men I know who *haven't had sex in the last decade.* I've got Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age 2, Mass Effect 2, Fallout: New Vegas and Alpha Protocol looking at me every night with those eyes: You've never had a TV? She should not be driving First read that as "punani" no it doesn't, but do you also see what steam did there with the magicka poster? Ya.... his face is a little long. So instead of being sad and confused with the OP, we should feel anger and to this other guy... It's like therapy all over again.... MC's response: 4 gate into cheese > > >> soo the chicken can talk? ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Now that I think about it, my vibrato is more of a tremolo Its not common knowledge ?! ಠ_ಠ Imagine if the toilet is full Except none of the Freys are really evil, just self-centered and completely focused on their family's survival. [Walder did what he did ( ) because of pride and power](/spoiler), but Joffrey and The Mountain are just sick, evil bastards that enjoy causing others to suffer.] Belphagor I married a guy named Gus. I remember seeing "mahboob" on reddit recently and thinking "that's an actual Iranian name " What's with the look of disapproval? >If using Garry/Notch as an example irritates you, substitute your favorite devs in and save the downvotes That's not how overflows work. >Different prices on smokes. A pack of Marlborough has the same price all over Holland. At NY airport I paid about 8 bucks for a pack. 150 Miles south I paid $2,20 for the exact same pack. I took the screenshot myself Weird, I just saw this in a post above Well with your logic I will believe anything [](/uhm "DO WHAT I SAY CAT.") (,,,)= =(,,,) But they still continue with marketing BS about how they're fully standards-compliant, and the only browser that properly supports HTML5. Legoland's been doing this shit for years >77 + 33 = ...why would you put that title on a picture of a dead turtle? I sat staring for a good 20 seconds expecting an animation since it was a .gif The line i called said "supposed to appear tuesday @ 8:30am" I sincerely hope you're not about to set off the fire alarm in Ellingson. I think you have a superb sense of humor. You always make me lol for real. Half the office give me ; the other half ask me what post I'm reading on reddit. donna ...(that 70's show) "would have" SAME HERE! Came in here thinking the top comment was going to be some eulogy-type saying, showing love for this poor kid. Instead, it was about how well he dresses. I was like TMI gay guy who said its an error Karma whore-ing it up again I see Eustis. Comic Sans Ed Hardy When I first moved to NZ in '92, I was marked down on an english test (year 3) for saying that the opposite of 'brave' was 'cowardly'. The Answer they were looking for was 'squaw'. . I think it's pretty freaking awesome, I can imagine a couple that has lost everything, before they had this, they had virtually no privacy, imagine after losing so many loved ones, losing your home, having the privacy to finally hold and embrace each other. Having that little escape, in that moment, you remember that at least you still have each other. Then you look up and theirs some 13 year old kid jacking off to your lovemaking. Great. Now I just gotta wait for Breaking Bad to go instant It was you, wasn't it? Hipster. Dining hall and yummy food in same sentence? > I'm almost 6 feet but I'm a girl. During puberty everyone asked me if I played basketball. No, my dad was just freaking tall My GF dumped me this weekend.. > ok, thats just uncalled for you ain't tuchin' my butt it totally beats too little , some of the games at MLG dallas were too dark to see what was going on ... and the in-game music was enabled Yep sounds like a good bet. Having said that my first war was only a 776cc and I still got the quote I got. ** ** Why do I suddenly feel like I'm your own personal Google. That's what she said. ಠ ಠ I'm not defending Obama, but name one President during your lifetime that has fulfilled all of their campaign promises... oh that's right, you can't. I didn't imply that I think she's going to rip her face off. You let your 3 year old son sleep in a crate with cujo? oops, my reddit name is my online alias for about everything ** ** Wait, did State Farm seriously just paint that on the side walks? Am I reading that correctly? That is seriously annoying. At first I was like , but then I was like XD. cheezburger? it could be Mews... Oh my god. Cause baseball's so fast paced... Sometimes a picture will show up in /r/ladyboners and I'll be forced to the conclusion that the celebrity and his friends must have gotten together to post and upvote a picture of him, because no *other* person could possibly think he's attractive. This is one of those times. I mean, the man sounds like he's speaking through a wazoo. Señor del Abismo _is_ a direct translation for Lord of the Pit. I came here for pics Oh goodness, I'm not saying that! Nice try, Patrick She is obviously sucking her belly in as hard as she physically can. Torsos aren't shaped like that. I'm not sure whether to explain or your 7yo daughter has an impresive calligraphy I guess you can say they got caught with their hands in the cookie jar...wait a second... these always remind me of one time a friends mom made a batch for us to take on a road trip, and my best friend said "these are delicious! but how do the kisses not melt in the oven?" Pedantry strikes again! Son... No 26 myself, I feel the same way. Who's the biggest star we've had since Roy left? Koivu? oh please, Kovalev? Have we had such a thing as a power-forward? This coasting along barely squeaking into the playoffs its starting to suck, cheering for a perennially mediocre hockey team is brutal. "completely oblivious"? Really? I think you lost all rights to the use of that term. You offer advice more than you listen. It also said to submit the **funniest** joke you know. ** ** those teeth... "music plays once page loads" at first but then, wait this is **COOL MUSIC** I'm not implying that is doesn't exist at all, but I do think it's due largely to the power of suggestion. I've not really it, but is there anything else similar in other bodyparts ( )? I don't see why one could have restless *leg* syndrome but not restless *arm* syndrome or something. 5 hours ago Yeah, I got the least amount of fat people and the most avalanche deaths per year Those girls on the outside: The car one had me for a sec. I thought, alright when is this going to load, I see your nice rendered car screenshot....then I moved it. It's spray paint you Douche yes Bieber, that's just it. that is the problem...... I was looking for this too, I couldn't find it either. Then again, I don't have time to complete the entire document. OECD I was looking for this too, I couldn't find it either. Then again, I don't have time to complete the entire document. OECD As a client, may I say, " ." Old Spice Guy does not lose his awesome Get a room you two I already regret having **looked** at that pic... Can't even imagine someone thinking it's a good idea! Apparently down vote it's what everyone else is doing. Hah, nice! my first car was a 93 Mercury Tracer (pretty much the same car) with the automatic seat belts that just about ripped all my friends heads off because I never warned them about it.... Was following a truck through downtown during a heavy rain, and said truck slammed on his brakes, I responded accordingly by slamming on mine. One set of wheels locked up and the other did not, I slid cleanly off the road and into a parked Grand Prix, as if I was parking the thing entirely to fast. When they separated the two cars my radiator was wrapped around the engine and there was anti-freeze all over the road. The Grand Prix only had a thumb sized hole in the rear bumper. The cop wanted to know if I could drive it home. Nope, those things were awful. First business trip to the US in '93 I got one of those as a hire car. White paint with burgundy interior . Leaving before 7! I think the one in shorts is the hottest Double post. Not what I wanted to see. How about putting a warning or mildly nsfw label on this? Masaka Who said anything about it being a nightmare. No, this is Patrick. Down boy, down "I was only following orders" didn't work for the Nazis in Nuremberg and it won't work for that guy either The. Word. Is. "There". Sensationalist title in TrueRedit? I thought better of you Huh. Um... that actually explains... a lot. ** ** Hahahaha....... balls **inside** of balls. I'm sorry, for some reason I thought that medical professionals should get paid for their time and effort. That's what she's been trying to do.... My parents changed my name when I was five I remember listening to Slipknot back in the day "FUCK IT ALL FUCK THIS WORLD FUCK EVERYTHING THAT YOU STAND FOR!" or "GET THIS OR DIE GET THIS OR DIE GET THIS OR DIE!" *Fifteen* panels? Didn't read. 8=== my dad said he'd rip my arm off and beat me with the wet end. My boyfriend tends to just spit his at his computer monitor while at his computer. So when I get on, all I see is pieces of skin Install Fake Carrier, Email this to yourself, copy/paste into Fake Carrier Yeah screw you Apple for making it easier for me to carry things. DAMN YOU STEVE JOBS! and stay off reddit ( ) Sometimes I daydream and think naughty thoughts on the bus and then when I remember where I am I get all nervous and start scrutinizing people trying to tell if they know what I was thinking. I figure if I look around and see anybody looking at me like I've been found out. Daily Mail Yeah, I thought we did the eye thing... You'd ask me some reddit question, wouldn't you... and out my nerdiness to my friends and family... I know someone who does that too. She is lying pretty much every time she does it. I mean, she isn't even good at it- it's so obnoxious I can immediately write it off as a lie. For example: I had a case of swine flu about a year and a half ago, and missed a week or so of school. Came back, saw her and was talking to her. Quote: "Oh, I had swine flu. Remember that one time when I was gone for six weeks? Yeah, that was swine flu." (She wasn't even ever gone for that long) Yeah you know, no worries about dumping all that water back into the ocean, or that shit that's spewed into the atmosphere. It's cool, the thing handled it like a champ. `===LL========================LL==== Today I Learned... from Cheers. Yes, because somebody's problems don't matter until they get to be a certain age. Again? Haha... Ducati Monster in the snow? Seriously? If you didn't comically misspell raptor so early in your comment, I probably would have downvoted you for cluttering up this thread. Well played . He's wearing Beats > and the other 11% of the time? >All this because penalties for drug users are very harsh there. I don't want my dick cut off for smoking weed. I was waiting for that I wrote all the comments silly, I'm disapproving myself with my own look of disapproval ... So that would make Pakistan as "pure breast"? This **Fucking** guy. I love how he did that to teachers, and then decides to turn away the money for the high speed rail between Tampa and Orlando without consulting anyone. I think I read that he was getting sued over it. I read this as "yeehaw" yeah he shoulda just let her get raped man im totally with ya! This man is clearly an expert in knife fighting as he has been in many REAL impromptu knife fights. OP also cut himself on purpose for reddit karma and internet fame...obviously... I thought it was a distinct If your sockS could talk?? you'll die from the lead by the time all nuclear traces are gone.. It looks like This is old Search for "Diglett Pedobear" or something like that, it's been around for at least a year. Never mind it's still a little bit funny, as is a pic of Diglett being Cubone unmasked which I unfortunately cannot find anymore. Dude! I finished buying aoswiki.com 15 minutes ago I guess that It must suck to be your mom on laundry day Running out of ammo in a lab LOL Irony. Looks like you're forever alone in this conversation. Street Fighter: The legend of chun li.... Taboo as Vega ? My face upon walking outside this morning: Why are they betting in the first place? When I put money in the bank, I don't want it to go to a gambler, no matter his official title toning... tone? > and the other 11% of the time? Not that you really can in New Zealand I hate the kids are my school that wear the AE/Hollister prep brand. A bunch of clones. I went to Target, Ross, F21, the cheap, "unknowable brand" stores. My aunt sent me an AE dress for my birthday last year, it was $60. Tried to return it, only got store credit. Gave in and wore it...it had a really good fit on me. I'm XS and I can't ever find clothes that have the right fit for my small frame. I allowed AE one small victory that day...[](/sadtroll "I will never monetarily support jock brands") 1:07 - Cookaberrah Funny, i posted this exact link last month and immediately got downvoted. me gusta The problem is s/he loves Coltrane **Furry** friend me too Post that in r/wtf no love for short haired Watson? >Username is Kalmari The -25% nerfs are annoying, but to me the real kicker is the Sydney Sleepr buff. Now not only is there a chance for bodyshots to deal less than 150 damage and not kill full set snipers, but they can also charge their own shots faster than you Proposed slogan: Wow these are the type of speakers Universities should pay/invite to speak at their campuses. Not dumbasses like Snooki Rutgers University. My bad man. Did not know there was a subreddit for that. indeed. If you're worried about the rear region do squats (/r/fitness), and I'm starting to think you follow all the same subreddits as me. haha The horrible lyrics might be understandable if she had written them, but someone who works for the studio she recorded at actually wrote the song! As in, a full-grown adult wrote that and thought it was good enough to have somebody sing and record it. Exactly my thought. I agree ಠ_ಠ^ i had like 10 new tabs open, and i got to this and didnt understand without the context. Had to roam thru the links to find out which one matched the picture then find out its not even a joke Thailand You could have included a warning about the top image that appears as soon as the page loads. > One for CP Or you could, ya know, just post the coupon. Not beat a dead horse or anything, but is this blog for real? This guy rants about so called mainstream "douche bag beers" of BMC, but the next three reviews on the site are of Red Stripe, Narragansett, and Guinness. Not exactly champions of the craft beer world. My thoughts about this image... This was actually my first thought upon reading the title..."Why do you need a special bin to post encrypted data?" Then I saw the AES256 .... Exactly. Well, technically, he did learn his lesson and didn't stand on his cutting board. is that... windows xp?? At least it's not Sunday. It seems like most of my chickfila cravings come on Sundays... I was shaking leg. Mom told me to stop doing it. Said I was masturbating. the sailor magnet's totally all like It was a joke. Damnit. I guess we're submitting our beers under your handle. ....Are you stalking us? It's like you know you shouldn't but you do anyway. And also why is this downvoted ? Newport. Blocked for porn... creationists.. Dam, It's so funny when the video I just watched was quoted in caps. reminds me how funny it really was. HAHAAHAAAAHHhh Can't tell if you're a novelty account or for real So how did you learn that today if you live in Belgium? Woodstock. Using the phrase "U Jelly" is so metal, I just tore the heads of 3 dead fetus and 1 live one. Oh wait, no I didn't. you again i was on this show Your imagination is quite vivid. Too vivid... ** ** i was expecting a free portal 2 download for some reason I accidentally a word, and a letter. There was an attempt to market it in Britain under the name "Zhiguli's", but it did not prove popular, possibly because the ending sounds like "goolies", an Australian slang word for testicles, well known to the British. This happened right in front of me and my mom once. It happened years ago, but it still haunts me from time to time. It was like the grain-of-salt-sized babies exploded out of the spider and just started running in all directions while we desperately stomped on them... OBAMA PREDICTS: {{&$~%$@!~|"? }} ** ** What? I when i read your comment Markoff Chaney! Tell. Them. You know what to do. Freshman year of high school, me and about 4 other kids each spit in the teacher's water bottle. She drank the whole thing That was a perfectly reproduced: Tobacco..... This seems to be a bastardisation of every rage comic that has substance to it. Nonetheless, a good use of the face... Just use it in an epic tale next time love police? I hope you burned down your house. If not, I am disappoint. no. But apparently they didn't think the pledge was sacred enough to not change it in the first place. Dubstep It looks like a dress from the children's department. A REALLY UGLY dress from the children's department. Either that, or those are nipple cups. i hope thats not some general tso's you ruiend like that You've seen it and think it's good? How is that *anywhere* near the same thing as changing the words to one of the most well-known songs in the world to its OPPOSITE meaning? lol look at his eyes closely = Really? it's fake, and I've been seeing so much more of that shit lately Redditor for 1 minute In a discussion about NTSF? 6 seats NDP in Québec? That was amazing, but,... Megablocks, but really really well used I said apart from the abuse! Would like to beat the fuck out of some Nazis. Gave an upvote on reddit instead. . I didn't know Animal Collective was playing. Damnit. You are very bad at GLaDOS dialogue. Springfield, I am disappoint Inbreeding will do that; we do the same to cats, dogs, livestock, etc. Hire him. NOW. Slept with another woman's husband. In my defense though, I did not find out the asshole was married until his wife managed to track me down and called me a whore. Fun times. Holy shit, Hot Dogs are Corn Dogs? I never realised [ ](/spoiler) Thanks for making me terrified to ever actually drive the 53 ford I'm restoring It was Rigel 4 Or a mom who left! That happens too, you know. Do you go to UBC? and if so, do you have a final on monday... Shoe strings you...you killed a cat? I took a close-up of the back picture with the kids playing.... look at the back of the NES... . Also the mother is scary. I'm flattered, but . I was definitely when that happened. I was expecting the soccer balls to go through goal posts and the basket balls to go through baskets before being mixed back. I don't own a dildo I automatically sneezed when I watched this... It's a good thing Jovanovski went to the quiet room too, he might have needed stitches as well... Is there only a certain number of cells you can 'highlight'? I tried putting a bunch in and almost filling it up, but then each time I clicked a new cell, one of the ones I already had disappeared . Will? Lord this is so frustrating. Reinstalled everything again and tried Sound Mod Enabler and now nothing makes any sound at all Anyone know how fast these expire? Would it last longer if I kept it in the fruit bin? Vallejo has a huge prostitution problem due to lack of law enforcement. It's so bad that I learned that on TIME magazine. I would attend but I have my last big final exam the next day. W.T.F.... September 09, 1999 No, seriously. That moon. Did you buy all these for a penny each? If so, cheezburger.com Wouldn't you know it. I forget to check reddit for a few hours and everybody's getting free games I'll admit it. I'll also admit I swore to kill everyone in Pixar if this is how they ended the series That's... interesting. Beautiful shot for sure! I hope you didn't steal it! i'm disappoint ^IfYouGetAnExtra,I'dLikeIt..:| Oh god, it's based in Concord, NC - about fifteen minutes from where I live. Does anyone else is. Fuck you! I'm not sharing the falafel! Now get your damn dirty paws off my falafel and go have some rice cakes dammit! Obama.... So that's what she's be doing lately. "I've never waited so long for a man to say it to me before" >But.. it says you have to input a password before you can buy anything. I grew up with very conservative Asian parents in Canada. When I started going to school, I started asking why Santa never came to our house but went to everyone else's place, after hearing about all the amazing Christmas stories after winter break. (My family does not celebrate any holidays, except for New Year's.) She told me Santa does not like Asian people or poor people, and therefore, will not go to their homes. (And yes, I did accept this for a few years.) shoulda read the title before clicking that **The ears!!!** Everyone keeps forgetting the ears I've had times where I'm thinking about nothing, and my bf doesn't believe me post deletion = Yes, but I always get at the window when I do. With that logic you could say Engineers are the same... ** ** My favorite part was when Coulthard was like "There are light on the middle as well you know" and Webber was all like " " At first I was like , but then I realized the rice was actually Rice Krispies. As I said to a previous commentor: Same weather here in Calgary. Whats the saying? April blizzards bring May... not going to try this mode... too emotionally scarring The true question is did he figure out he could make a joke and then name it, or did he actually just name his Pokemon "iPad" to begin with Well someone clearly needs to learn how to use commas Can we eat the kidney with fava beans... [](/son " ") Are you kidding me? I guess people born missing an arm weren't meant to play baseball right? Don't get me started on mentally challenged kids either Me gusta Her family is from the state of Kerala (which you would know if you googled Malayalam ) thank you, thats the one. > So because the few DMVs you have been to (assuming the number is higher than one) had black people working there it must be an attractive place for them to work? Off-topic, but I love the eight flash cookies MLB.com tries to install. I think your problem might be that with the average lag in an online match, a lot of moves that are normally punishable become safe on block. It sucks, and it's not what the devs intended but that's how it is. I find that lag generally cripples strategic players and doesn't affect the spammers much, since you'll be trying to get the timing right and react to your opponent whereas the spammer will just be mashing the move he's going to do just to get it out there (Akuma tatsu scrubs, I'm looking at you. ). They usually pick moves that last a while and have high priority. So basically, you'll just end up dashing into invincible moves a lot and even though you pressed your attack button right after dashing, the lag makes it so it doesn't register until after the random spam is onscreen. Many times this lag factor means that you won't even be able to block moves you normally could after dashing. It sucks and is the only reason a lot of these Akuma and Wolverine scrubs have ever won a match. I wanna swim there sorta but not sure wat might be in water If she's not the world is doomed! Doomed I tell you! I think she needs some help. Also, what is she doing listening to it if it's so evil? I'm just as surprised as you are.. An auxiliary cable... Finally... Hate it when that happens. <my reaction to onion This is why we can't have nice things. > last person standing gets **a** grade That was beautiful I've gotten Jackie Chan from the racist ones. "soviet russia people" What a way to meet halfway I worked at a Starbucks for four years and I even got that question at least once a week. Gamestop : ** ** What kind of 30 year olds have you known? What part of my comment was even remotely insightful? umm.... Happy thought along the same line as "Well at least he's not in pain anymore" You're complaining about that? In *Sonic Adventure 2*, ~~Eggman~~ Robotnik wants to establish his "Eggman Empire", which, to me, actually had a nice ring to it. What does he call it now? **Eggmanland**. I was there on that day til about 4ish after coming back to LA from a 5 year hiatus. Because I was there early I had convinced myself that maybe -- just maybe LAPD had cleaned up LA because I saw no sign of gang activity... I was sadly mistaken. sigh ; Why doesn't the title read "So I went to a yard sale at an 80 year old woman's house, and bought these...?" Went clubbing a couple of weeks ago and they played a mashup of Born This Way and Express Yourself. Took me forever to realize what they were doing though, because they sound exactly the same. > I love this gif! I work at Best Buy and I feel the same way after today. I had a customer that seriously thought that a router, by itself, would give him internet. When I asked him if he had a modem, he looked at me, confused. When I asked him if he had internet in the first place, he said "When I'm lucky".......... Ah hell, you're just asexual then. I know a guy like this, it makes me that much more attracted to him. Now I have to figure out how to do it in OS X without copy-paste I'm glad it worked out well for you! I've never had any luck with the self tanning moisturizers, cremes and whatnot they've always either streaked or made me look like a nacho. **Why couldn't you just link to his imdb? ** Japan It's okay, we don't need engines. we'll just glide stealthily to victory, they're better that way, vote conservative... "Classic film" EDIT: That's a "Fuck, I'm old" Not a "Back to the Future is not that great" I thought of pomegranate. That's not a vegetable. Eatliver.com? Your taskbar Opened this at work and saw a dude's nut sack. Thanks. What's wrong with egg names? meme misuse and wrong subreddit... I would appreciate not being further educated on more advanced ways my car will kill me, *jedberg*. saw a BBC documentary about this kind of thing once I've seen this asked of parents with extremely overweight children as well. Their response is typically "Oh but Johnny is a growing boy! And he *looooves* his cheetos/pop/cake/cookies! He can have whatever he wants because he's such a good boy!" I never cared to dislike a park till the game the other day where I learned the drawn foul line is not actually the foul line, but is only close to the "imaginary" foul line next to it My ex-GF made me watch 500 days for the first time with her. I got the natural feeling of "this girl is a bitch." and I was irked through most of the second half of it. At the end, she and I were talking and she said "I wish I was more like Summer." Which I gave the closest IRL face you've seen. Oh in that case we and everyone else is fucked... I can't define the term hipster, but I know it when I see it. And when I see it, my face looks like this: "We come to you" Thats what you get for not running free software. enjoy your abuse. Just barely found this subreddit thanks to the ad! Looks very cool! I hope it's more than just students asking for us to answer their homework. Someone in our office had these and I was all Glad to see someone else noticed the problem with them. I didn't have the heart to tell her. Someone in our office had these and I was all Glad to see someone else noticed the problem with them. I didn't have the heart to tell her. YES! I have to redistribute the weight because my girlfriend just takes from one side. When she sees me doing that I get the from her. I don't care what she thinks because one day it's going to be off balance because of her and they're all going to fall and break and i'm going to cry. I'm gonna head up there for dinner today. I'll be looking around for redditors. no probs. Yesterday turned out to be a no-show anyway [ ], perhaps it was too cold for some, but I still have a blast riding around the loop anyway and did my own thing. My second big OCD is the misspelling of misspelling. his feet are not that big Dump her. You can't stay with someone like that. It's unnatural. Imagine, there you are at a romantic dinner and you look into her eyes and say, "Anybody want a peanut?" And you get ...... "No, I don't like peanuts." ... Sunday has passed By whom...? Username Depending on the manufacturer, I range from a 30G-K. Another plus of having a small frame but big boobs is that bras cost 5x as much as they should. Hooray. So, after the hatless update, they need another update to fix it... and they take the opportunity to add a hat. . Get a rope. Mushroom gift bags for children? Dump him, idiot. Well, it sounded like a good idea on paper. Differenece Well, the Habs have certainly had their issues but I wouldn't have said Goo-iness is one of them. DINKLEBERG!!! I estimate those games wont be finished I was so disappointed for a minute, even got this for someone and was almost like NOOOOO. Then I Apparently a British royal wedding is more on their minds I liked Dragon Crisis I'm getting a C++ runtime error. Mirror site for those of us who don't want to log into FB just to watch a video? I am with this guy. My wife is busy on the phone and giving me the You're smoking green people...GREEN PEOPLE and my jerbs! TF2 would be cool LAN, but we're TF noobs. 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Really? I live right beside the place on the other side of Taylor, so I was staring out my window with the face. If I could've run down 3 flights of stairs faster I would've grabbed them and ran, haha. Someone systematically gave a downvote to everyone... Granted that I'm glad it's not personal - but someone should track that and burn their soul and by soul I mean home. Dude, seriously. I went back and read your post about getting cow guts in your mouth. Did you chow down on a steak that same night? You must have the stomach of gods, sir. This is not Youtube. It was the "Story on Back!" I was pointing out. My daughter and I got all excited to read a story about the Cheese Chomper, but all we got is what's pictured. Poorly executed I guess Here's one I can think of, and it's horrendous: gunaxin.com. There are other sites out there too. I just can't think of them now. I haven't had coffee yet... Some people seem to just like doing the opposite of what they're asked. I work at a theater (Stage theater, not movie), and we had a small rehearsal the other day. With such a small audience, the group performing wanted everyone up front and center if possible. We figured that this would be easy - Patrons are usually nice, and we were requesting that they sit in better seats. No one really listened to us and they sat where they wanted, nowhere near the front, while generally being rude if we asked them to move forward. One couple in particular though, who really irked me, came late to the show. I told them, "Hey, we're trying to seat everyone up front and center because we have a small audience. So you can pick what seats you want, but just pick close up ones please." They nodded okay and went to take their seats. I watched them sit at furthest back seats in the theater. at first I was like Micheal J Fox= <---this face. It should read, " I AM DISAPPOINT" I offered to get it for her on PC for free but she said it's not the same as on an IPAD. Haven't played it yet, gonna go home after work and install it... I'm a little disappointed from what I've heard though; 6 hours 2 minutes for a $50 game.. I had a salesman at a cingular store ask me if it was ok for him to peel it off when activating my phone because a customer once got mad at him for doing it. Not because the customer wanted to do it himself, but because he wanted it left on Been here since '07, still got a year left of grad school Just because they have rage faces doesn't mean it's funny... Who else watched all ten minutes of this Spoilers in titles are not welcome. Let me get this straight.. He was all "Oh, pictures of my naked girlfriend" and starts stroking himself *while laying on top of you*. And instead of helping out or getting involved, instead you . As soon as he noticed "the look", he gfto of there and finished by himself? Did I get that straight? He lives in orange county... I was hoping Corey Crawford was gonna win it, since he pretty much saved my fantasy team, but out of those I'd have to go with Skinner, since he led rookies in points without any previous NHL experience I call bullshit, also, now I have 2 folded forests she should stay away from pianos...you know, just in case that news anchor is punny... I cant believe we TRUST people with our lives. have you actually looked at people driving? yesterday i witnessed a guy reading a paper while driving on the interstate... going 75 mph.. WTF. I should have rolled my window down and What are you doing in my bathroom? Because it's all that matters in this world I get called "sweety" a lot. Man, I hate it when people do that shit. I'd be perfectly happy with a simple "Thank you." War.... now who's the creep um, no one noticed the adult size tricycle in the background yet? WTF is that!? Hey! You just gave sound advice! meh, most of the despicable things I do come after the seduction.. And sideburns. I'd kill to be able to grow sideburns like that... kill I think you just gave me a prompt for a new story. There will be blood Voters in an internet poll don't know what an internet connection is? wow op's a douchebag for getting himself triple cannon rushed. It took me a while to figure out that this was the official way you were supposed to vote. Most unintuitive system ever. Why, oh why, didn't I look at the username first? I can't even begin to comprehend how this could be. Just... I loaded it up and the first thing it did was rain for 23 minutes ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ This is the first comment i've ever posted to Reddit. Actually, this is the reason I finally made an account. Dude, you straight up raped a chick. Cheers douchebag. Wow, perfect find! Just finished Portal 1 for the first time right before finding this. Great timing! This makes the transition between games even sexier. Except the singer's saying "dont even try"... Ha. You know what I meant. I said "since." That means after it started. IS IT RUMPLESTILTSKIN? Well, I did say "close to no". Mammoth Cave, Keeneland, and as the other stated, maybe some in...in..That *other* city rival to mine . No he says in an interview he didn't add anything to the story but he added new artwork. The fuck? Is he a solipsist or something? fingers?! really?!! Mexico your tuesday was my monday, buddette. well, except for the broken computer (GL with all that). but i need a one day buffer between hungover and drunk. hungover and calling out of work is just a world of hurt. i try to watch tv and i get that migraine and have to stop and take a nap. wake up and think i feel ok and try to eat but food and water tastes bad and get sick again. You're. ¡ ¡ Everybody knows cinematic cake is the as good as the real thing. So there still was no cake in portal. > "everything from twitter to facebook..." *looks at username* [ ](/ "You have never seen back to the future?") ! ! - what is wrong with your ears? THIS! Use a real programming language... what do you mean "you people"? Did anyone else read that as naked *babies*? Xbox dashboard, 3 bucks....ps3 theme, free of charge. At least three of my friends have asked me why I'm a Redditor and I'm getting tired of trying to explain that Reddit is the only place I can go and usually be entertained by a highly socialist, atheist hivemind that makes ragecomics. 14 upvotes, 1 comment. Wow... as a kid, huh? My college was using that as a textbook in 1993. What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?? Same here… Seriously, I have a sinus infection and my boss is probably reading my message with the big ol' i loled, then, i Played amnesia for an hour and scared myself...then visited reddit to see no Episode 3 posted and almost had a heart attack. Oh, hey, I know these animals! That's the one that dragged me through mud during a rainy walk. Aussie here, I like the way our voting works here although I'd like PR in our house too. Then at least my area would have someone other than Bob fucking Katter oh...... There are new emoticons except we can't hunt with rifles "wanted" to do it? He's a kid.... Have fun with the game now instead of waiting 2 years for something that may not be that big of a deal Haha I used to think girls had cooties. Then I figured out what was under there... "Greasy" ... Double I'm only here because I can't afford Portal 2 at the very moment. Oh and I'm deaf too, so I'm monitoring this AMA You sound like you haven't the slightest clue about how production works. Add compression? Yeah, that's TOTALLY how he gets such a heavy sound. <Semi-Relevant> Not my parents, they still don't know that computers exist...But this one time in class the powerpoint crashed and he tried to send the problem to microsoft and said "Well, I hope Microsoft fixes this problem quickly.." and I thought microsoft isn't going to do shit.. His bike was slowly tipped over by a car.... Or is the circle jerk reaching too many hands? Don't you think I tried $45 for a grey zip up hoodie that says REDDIT in plain font... No xxl?! $45?! MASSIVE to some people here... I wrote a short story about Mario in a creative writing class. The teacher called him Mary-O. The teacher was a first generation Italian immigrant and he didn't recognize the name Mario Windows only. You want me to move to Pakistan? Nice try, troll Hitler. The first time I read the title I was like "that's cool", then I reread it and saw the internet part and was like Screwtape Letters is not the same as Mere Christianity.. > For $45 dollars plus shipping it better be made out of narwhal foreskin she uses " " I keep reading rape app it was kindy quirky and funny until i read "liquid filled"...then i was all like I'm going to jail "Your mama so ugly she makes Onions cry" "My moms dead" "Here, you can borrow my sweater." you misspelled Derpartment Hahaha taking rape lighty's just the funniest Oh gosh, my ex gave me a hug when he dumped me... I sure hope he didn't take a picture How can a n64-style texture pack intimdate anyone Let me just get my glasses. 'bet better' Why in the world does CONCACAF feel like it doesn't need to put a scoreboard in their stream? Wrote a response and managed to lose it to reddit's lag. "I swear to Science," I'm sure Europeans will be glad to have you. He's not fooling anyone shit... My friends started calling it hack and slash and they never played back in beta. I want to smack them, because they think it makes them feel edgy and cool. I hit save, but now I can't see how to access the saved post. Thats not very chill bro I skate at Clement park right near Columbine. Today I watched a high school kid walking from the school, in a black leather trenchcoat. Wordart. > I, uh, went there to check it out once. You know. For *science* and whatever. It's pretty much all teenagers that are taking really revealing Facebook pictures or something they'd send to a new boyfriend. Occasionally, there'd be a pre-teen in a bathing suit and you just give it and move on...you know, for *science*. > TwoX: Downvoting unpopular opinions questions since 2010. - i almost went outside today. that's some bullshit. How do you know that? Slightly related note, but it just happened today so I feel the need to share. Another Java programmer came into my office asking if a Map object declared in one method and passed into another was still actually the same object. I didn't . Nothing like sex with a married woman to cleanse the soul no its restarted at a little over an hour We have to keep black superman. and . The rest can go. Thanks for jinxing us... Okay, well then add to it. SOLD OUT  1:38 Can someone please tell me how many times this exact repost has been reposted (Also, it seems this person re-submitted the image to imgur to attain a new URL so as to not be redirected to the last repost. I.E. the OP went out of the way just to repost this. ) Someone's silently downvoting us. Its pasta... it can go with you... That does not look human... Technically that man and I are the same species Oh they went Pirated copy. Nice try, The_Book_Of_Reddit Well, you could type *anything* by doing that. 2,136 votes. 2 down votes That's my novelty account thing, get your own. Wouldn't that be Luigi? where was the NSFL tag I read this in Cave Johnson's voice. Marauders do not counter marines. *Looks at username\* That's not the same and you know it. Rape victims anonymous buying a hoodie that covers your gut will give you plus 5 to accuracy, no joke. I like the idea. Now we just have to hope that he doesn't have himself surrounded by private security guards who act as if they are police officers who attempt to illegally confiscate filming devices. Lourdes That's the standard price here in Europe Full. Blown. Homo. Why is Accelerator looking at condoms Infant Underwear.... As a Newfoundlander, I resent that. Why would you possibly need to shorten the URL? Unless you were trying to dodge the fact that what you're posting has been posted previously That singer shouldn't be talking the talk without walking the walk Looks like the fence isn't helping as three people are trespassing! Yeah, I bought it because of the Steam version too. Then PSN went down and I couldn't link my accounts. 2XC isn't even a feminist subreddit. That's not how you reboot the system! Metal is never the answer. Your comment was about as clever as the blurb I was originally complaining about. I'm very confused. It said something about a cash price, but no personal information was collected. Shes 15 Evolution I've been playing with my 1400ish friends, and while I'm too chicken to solo queue just yet, it's kind of depressing when I go back to normals and expect certain things to happen and they don't (Shen ult = engage, not run away, unless you'd instadie even with my shield ). I guess a lot of the things we do come from knowing each other and being able to coordinate, but there are so many little things that I feel like are common sense and don't happen. :( *ChrisHansensVoice* During my senior year of high school I had a fake ID, and ran into one of my teachers at a bar one weekend. Not so much bizarre, but it was definitely awkward. I was trying to be nice and everything but he was completely ignoring me and giving me the look all night. Haha why is longboarding so expensive!!! this deserves more upvotes never say never .... actually i didn't see it, but i still have nightmares thinking about it last time I checked, wasn't a girl able to get pregnant no matter what day, hence 30 pills/month? ┌( )┘ 21 in Canada I get it... the other 83%... lol... Go whine in Steven's chat some more. It definitely went "Jesus is... *Jeezus Christ, really?* " for me. Thumbs up! What did you say about Sunshine? My bike! Thanks for ruining it for me. Says DevelopersDevelopers.... I don't think bad coding should be encouraged Soccerball? What is that unfoiled thing on the 8th picture 3 or 4 lines of code does it, what were you guys thinking Photobucket? You can determine all that from the pictures, yet still can't determine the identity of the paper thief... one of those moments on reddit where you lose a little of your faith in humanity A [1], really? Have you ever smoked? White lighter... she has a worldly face...\m/ ( ) \m/ What a waste of space She's probably just admiring the sunset like her father ... I agree. I was sitting in my office and I heard someone lay it down for a solid minute. Just when you thought it was done it started up again. I look out my window, and a man is road raging in the Portillos drive thru. True story. Dinner with the family at Chevy's, I was in my mid-teens. Mother: Vonhavoc, you don't look at perverted sex sites, do you? Me: Yeah, what's the point in trying to look better... what do you mean " " Japanese people with umbrellas? Too soon. I had almost forgotten that movie existed Oh Jesus, the Dog whining at the end.. This one is the best yet! why Do some people *actually* do this? Can't do, you have Digg bookmarked. "Close encounter"; still about 8.5 AU apart Not afraid they will be able to ID you later? Maybe he was referring to his own comment? There's no point arguing with this guy. He just ignores the meat of your argument and writes essays about your choice of analogy or some other dumb shit. Oh, please, stop with comics on this subject . dammed? I would stay with Sprint. I came here to mention these. It hurts to bottom out though "Could I talk to you about how we're all inerrently terrible people and we deserve to be harmed because we killed some guy with a beard 2000 years ago? It'll only take a moment of your time and it would be rude of you to decline. Thanks!" No frontal view? reddit VHS? Context plz? That is not an argument The kind of guys I'm referring to are the kind of guys who without any attempts at regular conversation send girls e-mails like (and I quote) "If you're ever in (insert home town here) and are down to fuck or suck dick give me a call" ... I could never imagine being so foolish as to assume this would work, why even send such a ridiculous message? try it then report back. unless you cant... then... " Because that's *exactly* what's going on in this photo. Holy crap, Fox Baltimore needs to hire someone better to write their articles. This article was riddled with grammatical errors. I remember this from 4 years ago > ////ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ\\\\ - COME AT ME, BRO! Well i just realized that he posted this 4 days ago! 4 days without any followup does make me question his intentions. Your username. I had to have one once. ah thanks.. i was wondering why it wasn't recognized. gotta love programming, one little syntax error makes all the difference. You would have "18 half-lifes" but no dead Erik. They would have fired his ass, not killed him Yeah...shouldnt be hard to find a red chevy camaro... I'm so glad I subscribed to r/Atheism ...I can't remember the last time I drank water. i give him props as this is the first time i realised he's a gamer. but playing with the y-axis is just plain wrong. At 2:01, that guy looks like I like how they didn't bother to include concentrations. Thanks for the spoiler My mom has been watching them for weeks. She thinks its cute to take screen captures of them, and make them her desktop background. > I got stabbed in the eye. Was that... a... RuneScape joke? For a moment I went , then I realised what I did there. Props to you for noticing it! "Ten dollars dollars"? Excellent work, but why didn't you let the song finish? Sorry you had to wait. My game froze for a while. But the downvotes. So many from this posts comments... I didn't know libs were so easily reattached, BAM. I'm a little kid getting downvoted. I comment about things that happened many years ago on my date of birth rather than the exact day I was born, POW! Downvotes. Yet people spew hate about eachother and receive hundreds of upvotes in other comment sections... I hope that's not the true nature of the hivemind... >.> This sound earily familiar to one of my best friends stories of him and his gf..... Digg it? Damn I hope this wasn't fake, I liked reading everything ...no? But now I do Indiana Jones Exhilarating.. Yay, judging people. One day in the future historians will find this video with no context and they'll be like wat Tag this NSFL, not NSFW.... Well this helps me understand why he constantly walks around naked in front of his sister Exeem, . DO you? christian god really dude? is there a jewish god too...oh no s/he is the christian god...so christians don't have their own god? they have to share? Most of the comments here aren't flaws at all - it seems like everyone just wants to talk about what they like. I know, right. Hot pockets: Warning, product will be hot after heating. It's either a middle finger, or an inverted cross. Heh, the pump shotty: shoot point blank, see blood spatter, die and find out you only did 10 dmg It's late April, why is there snow...? the water temple was a pain in the ass because there was always that 1 key you couldn't find that would allow you to advance. and now matter how many times you raised or lowered the water that key wouldn't show up. and then you quit for a little while and a few months later say "hey i'm gonna play OoT again" So you start the game up and your like "fuck i'm still in the water temple, might as well change the water level" and BAM! that little fucker (key) mystically shows up first guess where it is. and you proceed to beat the temple in the next 2 minutes... And we appreciate it. I'm disappointed to see being used for personal whining. How did you find nearly 3000 iron? > So if I post something illegal, like CP, it's Conde Naste's property? "S-Foils" hypocrite nom-nom-nom?! ... Are you a roach? Could have cropped that pic a bit more. Don't blame this on me. Thanks uncle! No...I'd rather not sit on your lap right now Often, you almost need to be a meme to stay in a conversation and not get buried. Maybe if Karma didn't accumulate over time. ( for completeness ) Poincaré ----====== I am trying to stay and on topic, but e-penis is cracking me up. An excellent metaphor! Quick now everyone start spamming the customers home phone number Quadruple posting earns a or in this case, eating cats and dogs ಠ_ಠ If he is seriously that sheltered... maybe he SHOULDN'T play that game after all! =x ... Pretty clearly a repost... **Shit Sony - did you even bother to secure ANYTHING on your damn system???** And this is coming from a huge PS3 fan. Gimme a friggin' break already... >I see SC comments. The suit is from halo. ----====== i tink i brk my kybard. Enchantress i has PV exam this thursday. halp. Porn at the library? I love how people downvoted you for just explaining the definition of this logical fallacy. Y U LAUGH IN THE LIE BERRY? constantly I was flailing along with this expression on my face ":D" until I gradually realized I was typing out a particularly boring part of the Linux kernel source code. Then I was like: A Scotsman who likes pale ginger girls? What kind of ridiculous tricks are you trying to pull, sir? red HERRING ** ** ... when your mom was ankle deep in it? That would be my sister. ........ fungals What are you saying about Shaq Fu? For some reason I read the first line as "thirtieth birthday". When I got to the part about the girls just coming into puberty, I was very I hope those sandwiches are made with matza. Shit Boehner you're so awesome. nice faux apology troll, i almost grieved for you. you amazing guitar soloing bad ass. I was expecting this to be a Dark Crystal scene... I am disappoint. >First of all, it's embarassing, and secondly, what the fuck, no. Thanks for judging via flamethrower and not via penis size, or else you'd be all When I was younger my family lived in Texas, and I vividly remember this time when a girl I knew stepped on a fire ant hill during recess. She was wearing a dress, and I just remember seeing those fuckers swarming up her leg while she freaked the fuck out. Indeed. And that's just in one weekend. For colo they are just fine in my experience. They only have 100mb ethernet to the colo's....if you need more than 100mb then you have to split it over multiple links ( ). That suddenly made them unnukeable. Whilst it's a pity that Microsoft's compiler toolchain don't support C99 (as far as I remember, they recommend you just write C code but compile in C++ mode ), the IDE (or at least, the code editor part) itself is still very nice, and you can always just use Intel's compiler (which I believe has some level of C99 support and apparently integrates with Visual Studio, though I haven't used it myself) or compile outside the IDE (or hack around Microsoft's build system, if you *really* want). Do you have any IDE you recommend for C that has C99 compiler integration? Damn it Valve, stop teasing and ship to Argentina already. I want to purchase your awesome merchandise. At the moment my real face is more along the lines of ~~That looks useful. Thanks!~~ Its not free I don't ever friend request someone who isn't/was never a real friend but I feel bad denying acquaintances' friend requests so... maybe you are The only good spider is a dead spider We know what you are trying to do Selig Is this the new reddit viral marketing campaign? Advertise bank, advertise slinky, advertise pringles, advertise hi-liters, advertise rubik's cube, advertise something called cycle evolution, advertise DVD all in one post. Then allude to the fact that you like old school toys, are intelligent, crafty, have a job so you have to pay bills and need a bank account, so that you have some credibility and likeability to your advertisement. Hasbro distributes Rubik's Cube in USA, Poof-Slinky distributes slinky. Avery-Dennison makes Hi-Liters. Proctor & Gamble makes Pringles. Meg Whitman was an Executive for both P&G & Hasbro and Dreamworks .... and Toy Story had a slinky in it and the are in direct competition with Dreamworks, she worked with Disney who owns /owned? pixar. I bet she used Hi-Liters in her office. Nice try Meg Whitman. ..... we need more conspiracies on reddit. I totally didn't hear this on late night television a few weeks ago... You are telling me you bought a chronograph with a tachymeter and you didn't know what you bought until you wiki'd it! I was had, and it was not the first time. I've had someone confidently state to me that since we're in the center of the observable universe, that means god is real. I actually made a face. I saw Rocky Horror Picture Show when I was 3 and I knew the words to Time Warp. I watched it again 14 years later and I shat bricks. I then asked my mom why the hell she ever thought that was a good idea. Her response, "what do you mean?" I then pointed out that there is a song called Sweet Transvestite from Tran sexual Transylvania, a scene where they eat someone, and borderline rape. She said, "well you didn't really get it so we thought it would be okay." I totally didn't hear this from Scottish comedian Kevin Bridges a few months ago... One might question your commitment to the task Probably true for everyone **ಠ_ಠ**^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Because they know what is better for you and me. Especially what to do with money. If it were not for them I would have too much of it to spend on things that I need. Might be a long shot but sometimes if you inquire with one organization they will distribute the information to a bunch of related businesses. A personal example is when I called a travel agency out of curiosity wether or not they could get a better deal than the internet. I made the mistake of giving them my phone number. I would get calls from them once a week following up and then I started getting calls from a local luggage retailer. Just get a new phone number. Just what we need, more vigilante redneck justice Who's the 2% buying Palm/WebOS? Arrghh - why can't Paypal Guest accept a corporate AMEX? Do you have a different option for payment so my company can buy 4 legitimate copies? Come on bro, I sold my boss on your app and he's staring me down with a big one of these At first I ?=\ then I You imply that it'd be a female doing the getting poison and the suing. What are your plans Mr. TimMitchell AWESOME! Extra awesome because my atheist uncle lives in Maryland about 20 minutes from DC, and my mega-Catholic younger sister goes to Catholic University of America, which is in DC... I can visit my sister and then be like "all right I've gotta get going or I'll be late to the American Atheists National Convention, I'm going with Uncle P" and she'll be like Ok. Apparently now it's June 99. If a fat fakeass rapper falls down smokin a blunt in his mothers basement, does anyone hear it? "Please don't be black, please don't be black... *click link*... " Your user name is inaccurate. He's probably out in the world somewhere, trying not to die. Too busy for reddit. > Now ou're attempting to discredit an entire peer-reviewed journal? ** ** Danger sense? Not sure if serious Someone not wanting to play SC never makes sense. You do realize it's just a joke, right? Sorry if I posted something that did not involve not giving a single fuck, black people fighting at McDonalds, a girl with her boobs out, or a cat. LOL A joke. Just a simple observation/joke. I feel the same way every time someone says calvary when they meant cavalry. oh well, still, sony storing everything as plaintext? That, dear sir, is trolling. What's important to notice in this picture here is that some people here STILL use XP. Shame on you. I feel the same way every time someone says calvary when they meant cavalry. Why is this a "WTF?". This looks like marketing spam to me. opened in new tab, 1 second of clip played, 30 second ad started, closed tab. I've read the three messages in my mind, first two sounded like my normal reading mind voice, got to Nando's message and all I could hear was his voice in my head when i clicked the link i was expecting a site on cs source tricks I totally didn't hear this before this post... I remember doing this in French class senior year and hit a kid in the eye. Afterwards, everyone would tell me i had good aim because the kid just happened to be Chinese I think he meant penis i almost posted a review that simply contained but i got lazy and went back to reddit Classic! This happened to me all the time. "Wait, who is that guy?" "Why are they doing this?" I'd usually say, "I'm sure I'll be able to answer your question after I have seen the movie". Also, she slept through Pulp Fiction. Don't worry I gave him one of these Cheezburger.com? Really? Why is this in /r/funny?? Please use the subreddits for posts like this, WBC gets plenty of attention there Movies? Read the goddamn books my good sir, books are where it's at. this makes me embarrassed to live in wisconsin Yes. Awww. Got to love the newbies. *Checks profile* I always suspected Willingly, but I focused my efforts on the butler. Never again An-caps favor single payer? Tell me more. I have a pair of over here; at whom should they be pointing? The husband, the wife, or a third party? yes ill just give you my email and password ^what he said You know what that lady said to Hitler during art class ... ... I think she just wanted to show off more of her chest hair if I am seeing this picture right. The dirty sock is preferable to a shower..? ಠ_ಠ How in the hell did all of these non-white people end up in my "people you may know"? True, with a caveat: I see people quoting the margin of error at the national level (1.9%? How can I go wrong!) while using the data at the regional level, which has a higher margin of error (3.1 to 7.0%? ) Clicked on the picture, saw it for less than a second, closed the tab. No more NSFW pictures for a some time while this gets deleted from my head. took this shot tonight at home group. i totally understand the negativity... I don't know if this was intentional or not, but while posting in this thread I got a 504 so I tried again and got a 502. exposure. Nice try, Anonymous Wait, every single image is... PDF? Wait, every single image is... PDF? Waiting for the birthers to see his father's name and birthplace, then think that's actually Obama How dare you bring this up. ಠ\_ಠ ಠ\_ಠ => ಠ_ಠ I took a break from doing amateur ecological surveys of the Housatonic river, reading about extinct Turkic empires of the central Asian steppe, and teaching myself Hindi to give you this: The enter key does not submit posts, this isn't facebook Sony, I am EXTREMELY disappoint. Just when I thought your boyfriend was weird... Do you have one leg and a penis? > The character sequence “ ”, otherwise known as the “look of disapproval”, is often used as an emoticon to express disapproval or disbelief. even the fatties? Dude everyone could get a high response from average looking girls (not criticizing, just trying to understand the logic behind this) but how many of the respondents would you have pursued as a date/sexually attracted to?... Well, then I'll accept the judgment. I admit I'm not super-awesome at song lyrics. Looks like Cleverbot is hitting on you too What did you do about it? Even Pedobear finds this disgusting... Beware the day when becomes mainstream enough to be in one of these photos. Not my dog, but the office dog. He will come up for petsies and I'll pretend I don't know how to pet dogs. He'll put his head on my leg and give me the eyes and I'll go "Sorry I don't know what you want or how to pet dogs." He'll get annoyed and nose under my hand, then squirm so my hand is resting on his head and give me the "You got this, right? Everything clear?" If I'm feeling especially mean, I won't take the hint until he starts giving me those low "Hey, stupid, pay attention!" barks. > Apparently he was just curious. But... we started the War of 1812. so you laughed at the runner with the prosthetic leg falling down.. your headline makes it sound like Ron Paul doesn't have sane, thoughtful discussions very often CC details sent in plaintext . Waitwaitwait, eurica, you asked us for a *meme*. I've provided one for you. A rather fitting one, too. And now you want me to give you the damn punchline, too?! Fundamental misunderstanding of apportionment: priceless I thought you were serious for a very fast second DAE Before I had a cell phone I didn't call home one day when i decided to hang out with a friend. Naturally my parents assumed I was dead and called all but one of my friends, one of my teachers, and even went so far as to look around the school to see if I was laying in a gutter somewhere or something. My mom finally showed up at my friends house (who i got a ride home with literally every day) crying before even thinking to call him. I guess being an hour late to get home from school would make any parent go crazy.... Sounds like a good way to get amazon referrals. I'm moving to KC June 5 Classy account name you have there I would like to know what you were trying to do to this creeper from behind When I was in high school we had a Holocaust survivor visit. One of the girls raised her hand then shouted out, "Were you really that skinny!?" everyone . It's your last meal... you don't need to worry about cholesterol, your weight, or developing a heart condition... and you only go for the quarter pounder? Exactly He put it well, eh? "I love you! I stiiiill loooove youuuuu..." As a white person who doesn't support the CPC - Somehow I read this phonetically as "butt fondue" National doesn't mean "of America". God dammit, reddit NSFW I hope none of you are eating while reading this..but sometimes I dream about having consensual intercourse in the missionary position Yeah, I did clean out my car a decent bit after I quit. I swear, I found at least 15 empty packs of Camel Menthols in there. Ohay, I played a game of paintball there a few years back (D-Day reenactment with 3,000 players.. I think it was called "Skirmish"). I was made fun of by some teammates because I cut a hole in my paintball mask to smoke cigarettes through. Looks like a 2009/2010 Kawasaki Ninja 650r. I just got one for this season too! Rode it home mid January, in Colorado, while it was snowing This is insanity, why would you be more comfortable with 10% agreement than 60%? This is why there are still only two big parties. A little too much chrome for my liking, and the navigation seems a little too touchy, too much room for error. Also I don't think my stubby thumbs would go too well . I had Tom Brady, Peyton Hillis, and Arian Foster on my fantasy team, and didn't win my fantasy league. Get a room TIL that with each " " poster gets *fewer and fewer* upbouts: Your username arrow keys Problem^? ** ** that spire I've used my dad's computer before and opened Internet Explorer ( ) to click the drop-down menu, finding 'vagina.com'. My friend can't listen to Carl Sagan because he thinks *he has to much saliva in his mouth* Sure he does g gle cannot make *friends*. Finland is not part of Scandinavia I C&P'd that but it didn't work. i see what you did there. But seriously what kind of pepper? Written by Michael Scott. What if I AM 25....do I select both 18-25 and 25-35? i fell from 1400 to 900's. I used to main kass but didn't play him for a while cuz I just started sucking at him...I started playing kass again with mejais....the most fun climb to 1100. but now i'm stuck You have manged to secure the oldest picture on the internet. Well done you. Fail. Tom = Myspace. We're talking about Facebook. Fuck that bitch. How dare she not let you fuck her for buying her a drink. Gluing helicopter rotor blades together: I really wish more ladies would weight train more, I been trying to help some co-workers but all of them give me the same excuse I wont want to look like the hulk.... Dane Cook Looks like they went with the weird popup video like with this weeks Zero Punctuation. dude, NSFW! Aaaand a triple and a shitton of wtf goes to the 1st prize winner, the Yes I like your blue my little pony drawing So you finger religion as the reason there are asshole athiests out there? Even if it were TheOnion, this horse has been beaten to dust... Yes, but only once and because he totally fucked up a $50 steak. There was basically no salt or pepper on the steak, and he overcooked it. Then when I pointed it out, he cracked a bunch of fresh pepper and salt on the steak without asking. *Tryed*? On *there* pet? drinking and doing drugs is the only way to celebrate am i rite!? Why thank you! Now I'm going to have that image stuck in my head all damn day. What should I click? ... UPDATE: definitely got some kind of virus, it better not have been from your site Oh, I think we all know what the reason is. Thanks, made me remember to check my karma count It was a reference. To Monty Python. And now it is dead. Just spent 5 hours before my surgery to find a hot female patient **TIL** I am at an ALL MALE HOSPITAL! . There is one grandmas on this floor. Is this a joke? > What about rödvinssås or whiskycheddar? Sexists, they are only good for... Best be careful. Someone there might mistake it for a bomb. Well, let us know how that lawsuit goes... I'm having work presentation in 10 hours FUUUUUUUUUUUuu... TIL that David Carradine died as a result of autoerotic asphyxiation. I asked my friend to join Reddit today. He said Reddit was for hipsters... I am clearly not one. ** ** I wonder if you're in Canada //// \\\\\\\\ God, you can't even announce you're a guy on the internet anymore without it getting all *testicles or gtfo*. He was the meme the entire time. That is going in my calendar! Amazon said it wouldn't arrive for 2-4 weeks. I think Ive actually been approached by this guy also. When I was going to school in NYC, I used to commute through Union Square a lot. Well, one day when I was interning over summer, the weather was nice so I figured Id just bum around 14th street for a couple of hours. As I was leaving the Union Square station, this guy who looked Israeli walked up to me, and asked me for some subway directions. As Im giving them he asks me if I speak hebrew, to which I responded ktsat (a little), and tried to talk to him in my awful hebrew. He humored me for a couple of minutes before he started his pitch (in English). His son was getting treatment at a NY hospital, and they were leaving NYC that day. He needed to pay for his son's medications, but his bank was closed (Sunday) and he only had shekels (Israeli currency). Because I am (depending on your pov) a nice person/stupid and because I had a wallet full of cash (my stipend had come in that week), I asked him how much he needed to exchange-it was something like 300 dollars, I dont remember exactly. I figured, what the hell, I have enough friends that go back and forth to Israel regularly, it shouldnt be that hard for me to offload Israeli currency, and I figured Ild even go so far as to give him a good rate. We go out into the park to make the swap, and instead of cash he takes out a check book. The worst part was as I was walking away he went on about how Jews were supposed to be there for each other. CP Distribution And I find it unbelievable that some people don't believe in Aliens. So... basically every major video game character, then. YES. Great, three times the annoying self-conscious dork... That's a pretty good Well it's on Reddit now which means we will keep giving him 's until he gets fired. Just like that "O great and powerful black dude" bouncer who beat up the white kid. you look like you're 13 or 14 in this picture The right notes also help. David... Animorphs... David... Animorphs... ...**Eevie**... Please do not scratch the crystal unless you are sure it's fake Hipster frames You masturbate in your kitchen? >but it seems like most hosts in Barcelona are just single guys using it as a dating service now that you've said it...that's an awesome ! For shame! Get back into the kitchen *"I am an Android Micropreneur"* jerker?? the notebook? Minecraft...pass? I'm not (Okay with that i mean) * * So you want her to look good, but not too good? or add some resumes on your bears I want to assume that "basket" means basketball, but under the circumstances I'm afraid it could be a sexual connotation. Right....COLOMBIA* not COLUMBIA, it's the country not the university I do. I learned this word from Lord of the Rings. Aragorn says it a few times, which made me Oh look the offspring of the world's most powerful land owner is getting married.... I agree - we need all sorts of new punctuation, but "iPod Tax" is an actual quotation - Harper has been saying it as part of his stump speech for weeks now. Perhaps some sort of punctuation for something someone says out loud that they know is a lie might serve us well in this day and age (unfortunately). The Reddit ascii eyes come closest, I think: I would go spend all of my husband's hard-earned money on shit like paints, rocks and crafts, then blame him for the state of our finances. Mr. haha it sure doesn't, my professor goes haywire when we have our phones out, also i don't know why it says my previous post was deleted, weird just cut the black wire.... you didn't catch her hand and slap her with it? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠo_ಠಠ_ಠ just did. First guy said sure..... > You are non-sensible, and should go crawl into a hole. oGsMC uses IE Let's face it. (i.imgur.com) Puff puff PASS! Seriously... I read it and completely was like oh yeah I'd love me some fried chicken. Then I reread it and was like . I disagree to your disagreement. My dad's belt was the the worst. As a grown man, I still cringe every time I see a man take off his belt... I moved to California, from the East coast, and I still use my turn signals. Learned to be an aggressive, but defensive driver on the East, but now I'm even more defensive because so many people out here change lanes without signaling. Seems like to me that you just set it down and took a picture. Credit where credit's due. Way to go, CNN. You just made me nod in approval at Fox News. Or maybe, Mel Gibson made that shit up... I see what you did there That still looks like BS. It looks like two frames are overlapped together to make it seem like contact. Look at the frames on both versions where Alves' shin is exactly perpendicular to the ground. That's the one they demonstrate where the so-called contact happened in the second video. On that very same frame on the first video it clearly shows there's no contact. You can't really tell anything from the ghost/shadow thing on the second video because it's all overlapped with the point where Alves' shin is parallel to the ground. I don't know how you guys are 100% convinced by this video. Like this: "Son of divorced parents"... glad you threw that gem in there, that makes him totally unfit for marriage That third paragraph reads very much like a press release, and is without citation, to which I also give it a . But, I accept your point. I always wondered why I was accused/suspected of cheating... then I found out I had been cheated on several times... **with my "friends"** I wasn't allowed to watch Smurfs because they were "demonized". I don't mind it, really, it's just kinda annoying because you can't just open it up and take a single nug and close it again like a bag. I prefer saran-wrapping to bags if I'm gonna go smoke it all with friends or something because bags have corners. I hate when all the crystals stay in the corners, someone needs to sell 20 sack bags with no corners so you can just reach in with a finger and it'll stick. As for dealing, best is to sell it in a slightly oversized bag and store it in a jar, after a while you'll start to see crystals collecting at the bottom of the jar, which is awesome because you don't have to break open your grinder for kief when you're running low, just smoke the crystals and save the kief for 420 I was so happy to see something finally show up in my area.... Then I got to the end and saw that range... indeed. GameStop employees rarely notice the difference and give the trade-in value of the full title for the demo. I remember working in a store that had like 14 copies of First Hunt listed at like $34.99 when Hunters first came out. indeed. I'd go, but I'm more afraid of seeing people there i -already- know. Indubitably, my good sir. All joking aside, my wife's best friend Brian is coming in to stay with us for the weekend. He'll be here in a few hours. My brother and I shared a room. One night I woke up to the scariest sound ever. It basically sounded like a drawn-out "Theeeeeyyyy". I was shitting bricks. To me it sounded like it was coming down the hall from the kitchen, and I was too scared to make a dash for my parent's room. Eventually I made a mad dash for it and awoke my grumpy mother from her slumber, but, fuck it, I heard a scary noise. There was nothing to be found in the kitchen, so I went back to my room, still hearing it. I found out it was my brother, snoring. Dammit! I'll be saying that for days now! Well, you're 17, isn't that normal? I'd be more worried about 60 year olds. I got that for Pokemon Emerald. Worst part? The game works fine until you beat it, then it erases the game. My mood went from "Hell yeah I beat this mofo time for Battle Frontier" to "your save file has been corrupted". Zing! Amen sister. When are they going to implant women with digital read outs, like watches, that tell you down to the second when you're going to be dancing to a rag-time tune. Seriously science Get on that shit. They are better, but it's still awesome!!! I was like at first when I saw they changed a lot of it but I tried to seperate the two. It did say it was BASED on the series...and like 65% of the first book is spent with the Mud People...not very exciting television there. So I understood the differences and accepted them. Funnyjunk. Where did his cereal come from? this is the biggest i think i have ever given anybody Apparently Education is not a priority. Anyone who has been to university knows that you're not supposed to indent a paragraph when you already place spaces between the paragraphs. my facts are homophobic, they must be straight Why does your brother need a condom when with Jason? Sometimes I get awesome subreddits. Sometimes I get jailbait. Nosepoo. I live in east Boulder, and bike commute to pearl street. The wind always blows west-to-east in the mornings and stops at night. or t( t) I've heard that joke since 2 years ago. OP... raking up the karma... >1) You're not 21, but you're drinking... Yeah if there is anyone who really needs the cash it's MIT I tried uploading this earlier but I screwed it up and didn't put in a link Second from top right just fell into a hedge, that is not a hat What on earth is going on with number 13...... That's probably why I'm getting down voted...forgot to add to the conversation. t( t) Why not tell us what keyboard it is? [Spoiler](/b " No way. I have a lot of important scenes with Sansa and Arya. I need to shy away from the battle of the blackwater then redeem myself by fighting Beric Dondarrion.") Yeah this link probably wont go anywhere. But it really is uncanny. I get so excited to listen to a tale about a man with a lost penis and then I Is this what passes as really ugly? I knew they had problems when I was going there in 2001 to 2005. Those penny pinching bastards cut corners whenever they could. Probably similar in a lot of schools, but at least this confirms my opinion of the place. Being at the bottom of research and expecting all the awards of top colleges based on the performance of our football program of the 70s and 90s. There really is no place like Nebraska. The "scan" of the "discharge instructions" looks like it was created in MS Paint Piracy = awesome! :-D Spamming: not so much . well seeing as other users dont experience it Hobby and Toy Central? Turn off the skins seal of approval I remember reading an article about this postdoc. The cells he killed with ethanol weren't his. They were cells a grad student's experiment. He wasn't just fabricating data. He also sabotaged other people in the lab. I hate it when people successfully form new slang like "smh" and "hmu." One chick in my gov class constantly says smh, pronounced "smuh" appsrently. Because I was so serious in my post; I wasn't just joking around or anything Notice also how Google has safesearch off and Bing has moderate on Oh. So you told her she sounded like a dude, and it turned out she actually was one. Not really that clear. Also, internet forum. Yay, I can repeat my comment from that very same pic from 10 days ago: "The Austrian car there is a subtle addition to this shot. " That is not how bone development works There was 8:41 minutes of that bid'ness! I just keep waiting...for peter to do something. He never did Blizzard Delta Quadrant <- It's in the map pool I go to a college where they stress organic, natural and other things like that in their food. Great for salads, bad for everything else. To show how "healthy" of a place my area is, almost everything served has a low-fat version. You have to go far to get a decent burger around here You didn't need to post it 4 times I stopped reading when I got to the part where they claimed using the word 'blacks' is racist... Google shows wrong results yes I think your website gave my pc spyware Or perhaps it was frankenpita who immediately copied *my* potentially-good post. Oh sure I agree. It didnt make sense sometimes, but it was entertaining none the less! and better then DS9 in my eyes. I always preferred the explore/discover Treks vs full on soap opera DS9. I would have to say in order Voyager, TNG, TOS. Dont get me started on Enterprise Rules 1 and 2 I would find this funny if the title didn't already tell me the joke ** ** Now **I** don't want to drive up any hills.  How do we know this wasn't an alt account that lay unused, waiting to strike? TRAVIS. I had a pretty good haul myself, this week, but I'm going to *voluntarily* wait to share. Why is a naked child in the top results for a Sit & Spin on Google Images? Nice job. Unfortunately I unsat'd mine due to poor Power-Off 180s. Here it's usually incredibly windy, so we have to make the turn to base/final fairly quickly. But there was little or no wind that day, so I ended up overshooting my point every time 27 seeders. I don't want to live on this planet anymore no.... Exactly how sexy can 88-cent underwear manage to be anyway? Even with Natalie Portman having lesbian sex?! Acquire new friends. My name is also Bryan It'd be nice if my friends actually kept me in the loop when they plan on using my gear.... > Your source is Urban Dictionary... "fortune cookies are a sometimes" I'm more bothered by the franks wing sauce bottle on the bottom shelf now containing oil. ..they don't Googled it. I want my coal instead of that. Game looks great. But did he just say noob-tube was a CoD reference? The invisible army of trans folk is upon you, I see. Showing their tolerance by downvoting... I at my parents all the time, ever since my teen years. Dog = That sort of thing really doesn't belong here . I stand by my , good sir. Redditor for one hour... I would've put this in r/funny... until I saw the last pic. The MFLB is truly stealth. I've used it in booths at busy restaurants with family and while walking around shopping malls and department stores. No one notices because no one suspects. Shit smells like burnt popcorn at most anyway. I'll be bringing mine to PETCO Park for some baseball as well. redditor for 2 minutes >Awesome for 2 minutes Awwwwwwwww............. > Concerned female: "John! " maybe if you bought more magazines you'd learn how to spell... Even worse when they do it on the bed...JUST AFTER you finished washing everything from the LAST TIME. ^•.•^ "This video is no longer available because the YouTube account associated with this video has been terminated." Ill be the one in the speedo holding a fluffy dog. Though Im sure when I show up, like my post, Ill be uninvited Met my mother posing for a water ad?! No, I meant waffles. More than half was in the recycle bin i will admit, guess I've forgotten to empty it. But the rest I dont rly know, think 8GB was something from chrome, regret I didn't look into it now. Yeah, things like this make me ashamed to be human sometimes. I mean come on people, ! Yeah, I hate being left out of all the fun stuff and having to copypasta my and stuff You must be trolling. Perhaps you're right. But wait? Isn't ad hominem not exactly a puncture? It is a flaw, but it serves to deride his argument. I admit I'm not well put together in my arguments but I did my best. You make it sound that's morally contemptible. Its funny because his "fuck that shit" attitude is going to fuck everyone in the US. You just want his pancreas don't you. Why were you watching Monday Night Raw? Showering & Hygiene 101. It would be mandatory. For life. Are you seriously trying to grill me on my sandwich ordering method? This bullshit fairy tale again Who downvoted? i saw the word hivemind and i came here expecting comments about starcraft My mother still has a laptop that has a floppy disk drive & struggles to connect to the Internet. I think it's from the very early 2000s or possibly even earlier. Why are you letting your KIDS watch Monday Night Raw? The cognitive dissonance is strong within this one ...using a facebook account to host nothing but minecraft pics? As someone who has been in a motorcycle accident, that helmet is really going to help her keep her face pretty in intensive care and physical therapy... after 30 seconds I realize there's a kid in the pic look and see what shirt he is wearing 0_0 I just saw a real world look of disapproval when I axed my wife if we could get one of these. It actually looked quite like this: He never said it was impossible thanks for accusing me of giving you down votes on your reddit when i didn't max I recognized the SC license plate... Hm, I counted 23. Where's the extra? what?? They can't be serious! I've never watched this show, but what I heard I thought they were joking. OR MAYBE...Lucy was helping out *herself.* Also confusing in Korean, therefore sorry sorry sorry sorry nigga nigga nigga Got your back: At first I thought you were trying to refer to Marty Feldman, then I realized you really did mean "mardy". Come to think of it, either works. ctrl+F ' ' That is very inconvenient timing as i just decided last week that i really want to play it. A friend of mine was talking it up and i almost bought it before i saw this. Now i have to wait, thanks a lot. To the marijuana subreddit? a christian on reddit You're not him. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Now I want to play Megaman 2 I…don't think that's how HIV transmits. What does this have to do with starcraft? I think you missed his point. stupid hipster leprechauns We spent almost a decade in Iraq and Afghanistan and we find the bastard in... Pakistan. Doctor Who as a food for consumption. I would imagine could only be a response if Doctor Who was a person. I literally have yet to find a subreddit where the phrase "Osama is Dead" does not appear at least three times on the first page. \m/( )\m/ **\m/( )\m/** Obama: America's Funniest Videos is your source for funny? Charlie doesn't say that. What are you talking about? So you *would* also bill for child and animal porn if credit card companies and BBB allowed? You think it's only the republicans that do this? upvote for "extraordinary fool", for "bat single" Might lie some truth to this SNES? Chicago. send to yourself in email from a pc and copy from the email to FakeCarrier... You don't go on reddit all day everyday? What do you do then? My face if they don't give us more: I think so too. I once even heard someone say: "actually, we didn't evolve from primates..." I went to a furmeet near my college and was creeped out, so I can believe that Personally? Yay! A fresh new set of fears! And just as the whole terrorist worry was going stale a picture of the 1970's... If by friend, you mean mother, then yes. Oh, how cute. What a useful little novelty account you are To my fellow men: But... you can Some people just live to harass, I think. Very same officers. "My ceiling is too saturated with water and may break! Someone should tell the Kool-Aid Man to stop partying up there!" "Oh no!" "Oh no!" "Oh no!" "OH YEAHHH!!!" "niggardly"? Is that why no one laughed and you got downvoted a bunch? It's on the front page. This is the top comment, and there is no *My Name is Earl* reference on the page. My name isn't SUE, JEEZ you GUYS one hour redditor... 7 month redditor ... Stop using american propaganda to get karma The face of disapproval fits nicely in OP's picture, on purpose or not. I'm on salary and don't have a time clock to punch. My mom thought it was the height of hilarity to tell me, when I was a 16-17 year old girl, that I looked like Meatloaf. >dress dress shows. > That show was cancelled before Bin Ladens Death in 02 It's a bit from Saint Bill Hicks. Monkey? How do you know he was on digg? "What do you use your smartphone for?" No Reddit option Suppressors for hunting was a good bill. I was winning until your comment. No. "When the bird gapes (opens its mouth to be fed) the food should be place into the birds throat to the right side of the birds mouth- the BIRDS right, that's YOUR LEFT. The reason for this is that is where the birds crop is located. The crop is like a food storage organ before the birds stomach. The bird will use its tongue to push the food all the way into the crop. The birds trachea is on the birds left and this is why it is important not to give water to a baby bird. It is very easy for a baby bird to accidentally get the water in its lungs where bacteria will then grow and the bird will die of pneumonia. The bird will get enough water from the food you feed it. I loved loved loved TMOUS's CS. They were awesome. If I didn't move out of the service area I'd have stuck with them. I have Sprint now, and their CS is . Stop surfing Reddit like a Nerd. That's a Euler diagram 4 year redditor ... Attention whores. You write all that nonsense and then call someone ELSE a moronic buffoon? I'm done for the night. \ / no way that girl was 14 years old According to your username it seems you already have. Ontario... pourquoi!? Damn! $186 is just a tad bit higher than the minimum wage here in my country. People are downvoting this entire thread. I saw this picture on /b/ earlier. Yes, actually, though this was their time to shine, so to say. Most people who came in wore their collars and corsets and whatnot I figure because they do not often get to. Some though, like this one lady named Ms. Catherine (who happened to ALWAYS go out the side door and get locked out ) always wore normal looking clothes, in her case nice floral dresses. The illusion never lasted, though. Continuing the example of Ms. Catherine, her significant other was a male transvestite that preferred to be called Tina. Not sure about the dynamics of that relationship, other than they were both very nice and seemed happy. Oh God. Bin Laden reminds me of puppet sex too. That still sounds pretty racist > Creationist / Chiropractor Science minister (just in case Creationism wasn't enough??? ) Forget about post processing for now, put some effort in learning focus It would sound so much more beautiful if it wasn't auto-tuned. yea, that whole separatism movement and all 10 seconds of lion trying to eat child, 2 minutes of child screaming and stupid parents. That god damn film Not exactly caught in the act, but I came home from college for Spring Break last year to try on sundresses with my mom. I was covered, COVERED in hickies, and unfortunately sundresses do not do much to cover them. She just gave me the traditional parental " " and shook her head. A lot. It helps mask my own team's inadequacies. Downvoted. His face does already resemble as it is. You Forgot? One can not not have played Crash Bandicoot and call themselves a gamer Dwarves never wash their feet. "redditor for 2 months" Does anyone else notice most of these songs are featured on Guitar Hero? It's shit like this reddit. Cuz that fixed California's budget problems. El CoreyEaltman todavía dice que "why is it important WE KILLED THEM"... we killed them ... we ... Don't forget downvoting the shit out of anyone who uses any other letter. I saw a post at -4 because he used instead of G_G. Yup. I drank the kool-aid and moved all my PvP boats to LIWW. Every op still calls for meetup in 6VDT, unless it's an op specifically taking place around the mission hubs near LIWW. Everything always went pretty smoothly on that level, until the gauntlet of electrified seaweed You posted an email forward from your dad? People need to learn the difference between NSFW and NSFL "EA" Portal 2. In more ways than one, . Clearly not. But not for either of those reasons, but because of your obvious zombieism. Yeah, just noticed you spam this every week only to get downvoted. So... yeah back at ya. That's just plain wrong Did he just call you a "democracy Nazi"? I would if I see it going down. There have been a few times when I've been on scene and people's dogs either get out of the house or are barking at other cops. I usually grab the puppy and keep him/her out of the way. Lots of people really dislike dogs as I've learned and don't hesitate to kick them out of the way or something. I used to get from supervisors, but they mainly leave me alone these days. I love animals, what can I say? Environment says: Former Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld That's not a guy i don't see TimeToFap has posted yet FoxNews I had the instinctual urge to downvote you, but I didn't because your opinion is valid and adds to the discussion. Seriously guys, stop that. It says the "there doesn't seem to be anything here" message when I open the subreddit. This is how you remind me. I was born there...( A long, long, time ago)... I'd sure make a road trip to "say hi" to this asshole though... . Save money? That's $85 for a flap of foam and some rubber bands Oh dear lord, i remember this now, and cannot think of it. Yes because the entire voting system is a fraud I would like to use it as my wallpaper, but downloading has been disabled Obligatory Spider reference /\//ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ\\/\ fabulous work huh Well then, that's an entirely different story. I was mainly referring to the downvotes though... the sharp... pointy... painful downvotes... That naked chick with a giant spider on her was a mean sick cruel joke. I see NSFW and I expect tits, not horrifying spiders. I know the episode, but I was expecting a gif. I am disappoint. Neither am I As far as legal terms in the US go, they were dead on. Stupid government making everyone use incorrect terms I'm sure he likes be corrected by a rape horse even more Also, please don't soil this guys work with some reference to how difficult it is to masturbate to his video. How dare you ask this question ?! After reading the title I imagined Christopher Hitchens in a threesome you didn't edit that Can't get that one out of my head! Must. Use. Now. Many, many accidents...? . Stay safe. I recommend you take some advanced rider courses if you have the oppurtunity. I do from time to time and it helps polish your riding skills. What, no homemade cookies? ┌( )┘ from someone whose username is expiredcheese There's ticks in North Bay, ON. Fuck that broomstick wielding jackass. I hope he gets disemboweled by a rabid timber wolf..... . I have to make a conscious effort not to smell things. I was at the grocery store yesterday and I caught myself smelling the bag of taco cheese I was holding. I also caught the of the person next to me who watched me smell the taco cheese bag. I'm pretty sure I know what video that is from. Oh, hey, this isn't so bad! I like Miike Snow, and the girl is both attractive and vulnerable. Wait, no she's naked... Well it was NSFW-- Oh, what the fuck is that! no pictures Redditor for 1 month... In Australia to "root" means to have sex. Perhaps next time, you will remember to tip your barista Here's a for the 5'11" dudes rounding their height up to 6'0". Nazi grafiti and an number plate beginning **'SS'** Apparently the US government believed that the Pakistani government would tip him off. At least that's our story anyways Well who says the feeling is mutual? I can't believe that with a set up like that, they didn't use the moonwalk. I want prosthetic eyes that look like this: ** ** ** ** define "everything else" What about the Redditors that were born via C-section AND have been in their moms vaginas... Casted You got a fucking problem with me? Huh, do ya? Yes... suspiciously convenient... > OH. Yes. i just woke up. ITS OBAMAS FAULT. ...Ahem. i agree with "Bethany, I am ." *giggles* Waste money on Alienware but prefers to play free and/or pirated games. I think you just implied that tomboys can't be really pretty girls. You probably said it "me GUH STAH" right? You probably said it "me GUH STAH" right? Seriously, as an avid Sims 2 fan I was all . Now this doesn't really belong here now does it? i'm willing to bet you got a couple of these looks: "The regulation battle" that's the braves, not theathletics... iPhone * * Personally, I think that you have a bit too much blue going on, especially with the blazer unbuttoned. It could just be that you've completely oversaturated that photo, though. (*No one's* grass is that green, sir. ) this is not accurate. nobody lol's at reposts YIL vaginal discharge is very acidic "nephew" Wait, so you're the inappropriate teacher in this story? "Infinitessible"? "Silently whispers" "¡A huevo putos!" Cualquier catrástofe no podría caer en mejor momento. Vaya forma de reducir la "mexicanidad". Two-Fold Wallet I CAME IN HERE TO SAY THIS! You are right. Now you mentioned it I'm not even sure what I was talking about back there. I meant to say something about meat/fat-light breakfast but then again 肉包,粽子,小笼,生煎 etc. are quite common... France is Bacon. I 'd this, but have an upvote. I actually had to login for that. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Rule number one about backwoods canoe raping is you never talk about backwoods canoe raping..... MATLAB: No emoticons ? Non wide-screen resolution Hopefully not a few seconds before you die eh! Redditor for 10 minutes. Now you're just fishing for sympathies. So you mean today you DIDNT learn? 3-4 guys can use this at the same time Death without Christ. What's the address of your house? For sure, although sometimes I prefer [DIGG] ... Oh, great, she's running as a Democrat... I'm on N1, MIUI Gingerbread. Works for me. I Am using the gingerbread keyboard from the market though, since the MIUI one seems to lack double space periods Not that kind of a playgroup There won't be beavers the next time. This system is not sustainable. I may even be better than superman, who knows if he can stop his stream mid pee And the -heavy portfolio pays off for the disapproving investor! People outside my circle of friends give the when I refer to them as "space phones" instead of "smart phones". ಠ_ಠ Honestly one of the stupidest things I have read on this site...and I browse the "New" section. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ no sure if serious .... i've heard far crazier.... Yes, because Lucas had such a strong grasp on continuity and storytelling. I like to think she's batting 0.500 now. But I could just be lying to myself. Worm carpet Redditor for 45 minutes... Moving to AWS based on the shining success they've been for Reddit? I write in applescript, therefore I don't get programming jokes Carl Sagan wouldn't have used the incorrect spelling of "than". Both Taurus and UPS told me that I had to ship it by air to get it back to the manufacturer, because it was a handgun. It's a bra. Those are way too big to be anal beads Punchline in the title. I didn't realise by pointing out the creation time he was grossly offending people. I'm mistaken ...weekend at bernie's Electonica No, but really. In the same room Yes Neil Armstrong landed on a nuclear explosion suspended above the earth I bet it tasted like shit... "All the races in the world are different. That is OK because that is how God made them. He didn’t make all the people the same. If God wanted all the people in the world to mix all up and become one brown race than He would have made them that way in the beginning. But God didn’t make everyone the same. We are all different." Really? Really We sort of get it in CA here that you stay on the right when you're just cruising, but you still get these ass holes wolfpacking and blocking passage all together. You have a folder named *h4x0r* I was just about to say, watch some ass hole go up to that car and write "wash me" over it.... and here you are. I think that's one of our guys, actually. i only have eyes for butt holes... uhh maybe not FTFY? Because it's all good if he is German.. But if not, Oh, you know why. You had me until "In fact". Then I looked at the username. I'm 21 and my handwriting still isn't as clear as that *Which Michael Crichton book... LOL, although it is strangely arousing... Not fair; none of you are even women... What cannot be unseen Too soon... Yes, i should rename myself into funnybot . I never thought heroin would get applause in South Carlolnia Memebase... That is the most God awful thing I've ever read. YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH Inverse chronological order See, that's not right is it? I just copyrighted a emoticon. I didn't make that. That's what memebase is doing. Copyrighting shit that belongs to someone else. Dear. God. The D6 is for scrubs. You left out John C. Garand. Wait.. A girlfriend of mine? I've been using reddit for over 2 years and never felt like making an account redditor ... How is doing something in your own house preventing someone from using their rights? I read Atlas Shrugged last fall and that book was awful. **Basically loved by rich people because the book makes it out like only the owners/top people of businesses deserve ALL of the credit regardless of *who* actually makes stuff.** Ironically, the "genius" of the story, John Galt, as a WORKER at an automobile plant, invents an unlimited power engine on the company's dime and instead of letting his bosses take all the credit (Rand's philosophy), he leaves the device to rot and lets the business fail (it's not his!), quits, runs away and uses the invention to power his own utopia, taking all the credit. My apartment is on the 10th floor. Wait what, they actually celebrated in the streets? ಠ ಠ How they confused Ant-Man and the Atom? At least they owned up to it quickly in the editor's note. 8 missiles for 8 militants close to each other... Today's had the wrong answer. Lost Springs, Wyo. has **FOUR RESIDENTS.** Impalas yeah everyone should just speak english and be done with it! , are you there now I bought a $10,000 computer in college that I'm still paying the loan on almost 15 years later. So yes, I stop and think about that fucking shit all the fucking time . wtf... I was like "No no no no no! Don't put put that in your mouth! Don't put that in your.......Awww shit." Treebeard meat? . He was such a nice Ent. My boyfriend's ex said her greatest fear was having ugly children ...I'm going to *allow* this. The movie is about a freed American slave, are you suggesting they make Cage black?! Plus Cage?! Seriously, you don't see Smith in this movie but you see Cage in it... No homo? Had one of these in my hometown's McDonald's several years back. I knew why I never played on them during my childhood when I walked in one day to see a kid using his fucking mouth to control the analog stick. You were buying drugs so obviously that a passerby thief noticed? Says the guy who has a $2500.00 Mac... Michael Ignatieff went to a prestigious university in the US (Harvard) and somehow that worked against him. Coming soon to a store near you. How does being attracted to women with amputations make you depraved? Repost an old meme with a common r/funny title. Aww, that's nic... wait, uh... hrm. creepy I first I was like =) Then I was like and craft/scrapbooking skills... it's like it was made to fit in a mediocre page about a child aged 12..... ..... uh.. or maybe they do, that's why they mentioned "portal 2" Me empiezas a caer mal I mean I could see it if it were like an ace and true value. Its even more wtf when they go through their spiel about how they bought it just a couple days ago. Yep. I've been meaning to write to him anyhow and send on the next book in the series anyhow. Apologies if you have trouble seeing this, I think I've been shadowbanned. Again. "baby movies"? really? Liza Minnelli singing that Beyonce song... Scene releases eh? one of them says 'power' as if we didn't know already that it was a power cord.... Fatties make me feel uncomfortable. > Bo one likes combo-breakers, son Good to know we haven't made any progress in the last decade.. ...I decided to look at that just for the lulz and.. I actually think I know one or two of the people it lists in my town. > . "Eurocentric"? It was the Arab nationalists and the Islamists who decided you couldn't be an Arab and a Jew, Detroit...livable... Ori Ginal. . $35 for a blank notebook? Fringe: no audio? $75 tax rebate for those who buy electric vehicles. yeah, did it, but didn't go beyond that... I just went to the toilet *(not to fap )* and after that I just came back but didn't do anything special The Redditocalypse screwed me over. yeah...communism is so awesome... you sir, are my least favorite novelty account. you own cutco? someone kept trying to get me to sell that shit. Wait a minute, Beckham never played for Barcelona. What's going on here? And DON'T make on-line only... I slept through it. Is that Adrien Brody? ... is that Adrien Brody's penis? Don't know if troll Pocahontas: the non tilt-shifted version I see My wife always goes when she sees me eating Bisquick for breakfast. As long as you don't inhale at an inopportune moment, it's great. I'm glad to find out that I'm not the only one. For some reason I found the pink eagle strangely attractive... V V Sarcasm is hardly polite Yeah... Are you suggesting that his claims are untrue?! It* I'd agree except that to access her uterus you'd either have to stretch open her cervix or cut through her abdomen. I had successfully avoided seeing any part of that video until now. Aim Assistance Ho ho ho ha ha ha! Because he wants to be able to comfortably pass it! I get it! HA HA HA HA HA! Why would he be familiar with that I want ALL of them. If I'm on reddit don't you think I've done this? It's true that misery loves company, innit Reddit? It's hard to find someone to be attracted to you if you avoid meeting people. Anyone else notice that only the Jewish person was a troll face. NEVER. Books on programming aren't the only books for programmers. ಠ_ಠ Favreau is decent action director I see what you did there.... I'm really surprised Redditors seems to think they know how rapists think... omg, how many of us came here to also ? damn, guess I'll just hit the upboat and move on... I would have to agree on the grounds that the wallpaper's name is "Mio Saber" . Unless you have zero damage and the other team starts buying Bloodrazors to counter the HP... This is just a clusterfuck of words.. Michael Bolton we're gonna need you to focus - roger that lemme try another film: *"LIFE IS A BOX OF CHOCOLATES AND MY NAME IS FORREST GUMP"* ...NOT BETTER ** ** Yea I saw someone submitted an abuse report about that "He said the clashes were sparked by reports..." ... **sparked** Hell to the no. PvT grand final? Man, I can't wait. Especially with ThorZain (if he can hold off cheese effectively, at least ) hipster kids...eat vegan because it's healthy and hip, smoke cigs. ~~ ~~ :) ** ** You don't know what they do, do you, Dad? Any source one way or the other? I know even my mom downloads music (she bought Limewire Pro ), and she is a shining pillar of I-don't-know-how-to-computer. I wouldn't be surprised if a ton of people pirated things, at the very least music. >That would have smacked face first into a diatribe about Pixar reinforcing gender stereotypes by forcing their first female lead into the kitchen. I've seen someone driving around downtown with a sticker on their car. If I didn't have to be somewhere I'd have left a note! I think it's because they don't want parents to give small parts to their baby that could accidentally choke them. Wow, that girl is a bitch. BAD DISTRICT 9! Return to your Fiction! Bad, bad District 9!!! > how is *that* what you put in spoiler tags? you told me that you did not have a reddit account My favorite is when someone will ask a question and then say "Can you email the response to me? I don't check this forum often." I use to have those. but one day my mom took them and i never saw them again I got a coffee mug at the UN gift shop and I had to pay NY taxes. The tourist guide said the UN was not part of NY nor USA. [](/wat "are you fucking kidding me ") Yes, I'm sure Orlando is salivating over the idea of getting Luke Walton ** ** [](/troll "I see what you did there") I would define this as an awkward moment. Comparing lady bits to roast beef is not ok Uh... Dear OP, don't put comments in quotes then leave off the person who you are quoting. Never said preschool. > ಥ⌣ಥ -> ಠ⌣ಠ -> I drove my car through Pittsburgh to get to the south side for the first time since I got my stick shift car (i moved away a few years ago and don't visit often anymore). I can second your . I like gravity. It has the potential to overcome the resistance of friction. I also like magnets. Anything can be done with magnets. *bitches love magnets* Is that the icon of the screenshot _in_ the screenshot? oh thank you so much for demanding that god bless me so I don't die of the plague!! I think I'm just perverted, I thought the comic meant he was looking at traps on the computer screen. Silly guy, thats not Bob Marley. Its clearly Lenny Kravitz. nonsense Bitches love drinks? If he had to find someone to deliver the defib why didn't he just give it to the cameraman right away? You copy/paste them from some other cool guy who uses them TIL a soft drink doesn't actually have to be carbonated... Is this a novelty? can you really get hearts on a California license plate? what is next... ( . )( . ), 8===>, that is probably the creepiest pancake I have ever seen According to the US government Scientology is an official religion. It *is* programming, but it's no joke. Programming is serious business The last comment in that thread vagina curry Needs Harper standing there with a hair dryer trying to melt the snow. B.C. plates and an Oilers t-shirt? Katja Yoghurtgums (my favorite candy) at one point had a sticker on the bag claiming they contain "no fat". Technically correct (the best kind of correct) but it also insinuates that it's "healthy" somehow, which it's not. Yoghurtgums are about 70% sugar. You know what I'd do to feel better, submit it on reddit and get the disapproval of millions. Yah. That should work. ✓/✓/✓/ Good try, sony. I am reading your username. I am reading your username. I am reading your username. I had a moment when I was reading the Q and A: Hipster photography The hell is this getting downvoted for? ** ** liar, i took that of you with my Sony PowerShot. Those look like vermicelli noodles. Are you following all my comments? I used to, but then I married a vegetarian and now it's all whenever I have pho It's the same logic that says because there is some residue associated with thermite in the ground zero wreckage, the towers must have been brought down with it. I'm pretty sure there was rat piss too. I love Monty Python and this is a hilarious skit, but the Americans at r/beer would like to have a word with you if you actually believe this ಠ_ಠ username <- There's a special circle in hell for people like you Can't. Stop. Looking. **The** Elder scrolls. Sir or madam, let me tell you a story, I once pissed on my neighbors dog for killing one of my kittens, they called the police, they didn't do shit, and thus I pee'd on their dog not one, but thirce times. Eventually the dog died from a random chocolate overdose, coincidental mind you. Point is, the meaning to life is to get away with certain things, but if the man is giving you shit, feed it chocolate I was half-expecting you to ask if the kittens will be born with 3 legs also, in which case I would've found and punched you in the throat. I'm honestly expecting anything from reddit these days... especially with the cat craze that's been going on since... well, always... dammit reddit! I love how the dude in purple is all Couldn't agree with you more. Friends for 2000 years, war after founding a second or third city within 10 tiles of their capital. "Your habit of claiming every bit of land is unsettling." There's no edit star. This happens to me all the time I had a similar experience recently. A few years back, I needed some leather soled shoes for dance classes, and went to the local thrift store to pick up a pair. $10 bought me a pair of black Bally cap-toe oxfords, which I then proceded to beat the crap out of. Only recently (while bargain shopping for dress shoes thanks to MFA) did I realize that Bally's run for $400+ SQUIRRELS how long have you been here look what you did to grandma I am disappoint at the lack of rage faces attempted. tldr: Apparently Avira says this website is malicious when I click on OP's link. You looked at Wikipedia didn't you? Just Stop Using Nonstandard written English Conventions. [ ] you took the sting out of my sarcasm! I know a couple giving it to their 5 y/o... I see your sentence and raise you a word: What do you have against my brain? What did it ever do to you? Pabst Blue Ribbon “ ” Myrtle Place Elementary School?! Which key on your mac gives you this: The thing that gets me is that there was only one level of outsourcing. Thanks for the feedback besides the Phillies hatin'! So does turn you on? Agreed. "You're physical body"... But playing words with your mom is awesome though because she doesn't cheat and you know better....... right? You call that endearing? So...Many...Things... Why do 60% of you like this? In real life *You may only participate in a trial if you have never been invited to a trial in the past.* Says the guy named FindingNemosAnus Has GOG any plans for releasing sales data for The Witcher 2 after release? I'm actually interested to know how well the game sells through GOG as it is DRM-free and how does it compare to sales from Steam for example. Also what time can I pre-purchase my copy of The Witcher 2 from GOG? This waiting is killing me "try to work what is called 'Paschal's Wager' into the conversation" This seems to be everywhere at uni. Earlier in the semester I saw some shit on the floor of a cubicle in the V block toilets... So what are you up to nowadays Meth_Useler? AFAIK there are a lot of Oscar categories. Perhaps Fast Five fulfills any of them. Allow me to reiterate, Spirit Visage . I can never seem to get that one last pixel. If Netflix is moving to a HTML5 video delivery system wouldn't this mean it would work for all modern browsers? The only alternative I can think of is Google is implementing some browser level DRM hooks for the player to use Roy Keane You have angered the hivemind Her term is up, the Tories say they want her replacement to be a team player. My reaction to that: Not cool, man Is the Ipod icon him holding a black Zune [ ] here. No. Came here to say this. Look, Arizona, getting onto top-ten lists is *not* always a good thing. ** ** because someone had to go to D.C. Did you even read that comment? I said that a lot of diabetics get pissed off if you ask them if they're checking their BLOOD PRESSURE. Why would they get mad if you asked them about their blood sugar? Second, quit being a whiny diabetic. It's just an inconvenience, so don't make it out to be more than it is. You stick yourself with a needle a couple times a day. Wow, it's so tough Or a shakeweight Juice in the library? "...B-o-b" Thanks to you I just pissed myself Thanks to you I just pissed myself with a name like that, I would suppose so He obviously caught the camera she dropped Over hard? Shame on you sir. Would have been less offensive and more memetically funny? I honestly wasn't meaning to rude. Hey, thanks! You're the first person to tell me that since 2004! Dude... >So, Google wants me to upload several hundred Gb of FLAC on a 1mbps upstream connection? Mine wouldn't get the last pixel, so I started a new one. Then it didn't pick up the way it's supposed to. The ultimate " ". Because by "permitted" I definitely meant "in possession of a permit". "Permit" comes from the Latin word meaning "to let through". In other words, children should not be allowed to work. What weird exercise in semantics. seriously? lighten up, francis. it's a joke. he's FAXING a key. do you know what a fax is? I feel like it would take more effort to write like this, too, even though the answer I get when asked why they type like this, people usually tell me "laziness". Y U NO VOTE NORWAY?? nice headband babies and cock sauce? I like the part on the website that says parents sign over custody. doszrt.**jpg** and it's animated, what kind of sorcery is this? Cats when they get it right make things look so effortless, imagine hauling your body-weight up a almost flat vertical surface save for some cracks. Also no need for that video title People here are idiots. It's a shame you actually have to explain this concept of "game reviews are done in context" to people. You have no idea what you're talking about. His eyes were I really hope you're in high school, dude... Oh... that's... not normal... Was he like, dragging his nails on it or something? That'd get a from me too. fucking free republic!? wtf man... Since we're on the topic of dinosaurs, not sure why I'm saying this, but this may sound incredibly stupid (because it is) Anyways, There's a kid in my class who believes dinosaurs never existed and scientists faked them, his reasoning was "God made adam and eve, not adam, eve, and dinosaurs! herp derp" I had a major ..... Simply, a stencil: I'm disappointed the real Rick Mercer doesn't have a reddit account. I'm even more disappointed that you just took it. On that note, anybody notice Alesia Glidewell's surname? *Glidewell?* Really? Nope. Different. Unless you are me So when I first saw that lamp under the highest monitor, I thought it was toilet paper and Exaggeration. Chill out I think people are misunderstanding what I meant by this post. I have all the map packs(hell I'll probably get the third one) and I pre-ordered Black Ops. These map packs were something that Activision exploited in order to gain more money, but I do understand that that's how companies operate. But I support developers like Team Bondi for creating a game like L.A. Noire that has so much packed in it(and more free expansions soon to come). Release... the downvotes Don't use Wikipedia. Damn it I really thought you were going to offer constructive advice to deal with this! I was really excited... *redditor for 3 hours* CONSERVATIVE PARTYIN' PARTYIN' YEAH FUN FUN FUN FUN Fiji for me. Palm trees, Sunshine, and **FREEDOM**. Your brother wore women's shoes? The mailman? ASPERGERS... Just copy them from reddit and it will let you paste into MakeItMine At least you guys had a playoff victory Like this. Oh good god you're just like my boyfriend. What is " "? It doesn't make sense to me--I don't recognize those characters. I see where the joke is... it's funny cuz this has so many upvotes for nothing. marly tribute, sublime song.... Denali here, Wilderness, Open Air & Freedom standing by. proud? is that why she's masking the face with the meme pokerface? >i guess what i'm trying to say is... I thought it was haemorrhoids but it's not ethnic cleansing I'm still watching you. More like practicing openly and comfortably in your churches and luring your alter boys in by betraying their trust and manipulating their instilled fear and respect of authority. The fact that I have more up than downvotes is the dawn of a new era where "nice try, X", "FTFY", endless pun threads, "I bet I could do 100...", "don't call him boy, dude" and the worst offender, " ", will be downvoted to oblivion. Mark my words, fool - your reign is over! You can also slowly tighten up your anal sphincter muscle for about three-four seconds, and very slowly relax it. The anal sphincter muscle is surrounded by some of the largest arteries in the body, and when you tighten the anal sphincter it constricts those arteries which causes the blood pressure to increase. On a polygraph test (Lie detector), this will register as a lie, making it difficult for the examiner to distinguish lies from the truth. Yeah! It's almost like that one guy basing his opinion of an entire review on the second paragraph! Oh wait... It's called the look of disapproval and you can google it. I like this idea, yet for some reason I envisioned someone punching him in the dick Great, now I want cheesecake. **NSFL** 1. You know the plot to Sex and the City!? I don't think you know what means. I was more or less asking you to explain yourself. Unless you just admitted, you're a huge karma whore? Hammer Here, let me help you get started. When I saw the heart between ( ) Jory and Arya, I hadn't yet seen the "admiration" descriptor. It's more ಠิಎಠิ than Some of us were not given the choice. ಠ ಠ Bud and Bud Light. Blue and orange. How 1337. And using *severely misspelled* French words is an improvement? Link to a 53 minute long video with no indication of where the event you mention would happen. couldn't believe my stupid luck. Got to the exit gate just as the BLU team capped the next checkpoint, causing the exit gate to close. Got trapped between stupid gates It's one of the best places of getting Who t-shirts. The official line of t-shirts is so limited and disappointing, although it's pretty good if you're ~9 years old. Is that you, Plato? Internet is watching you repost mother fucker ... I was about 17 and sitting at an ATM behind an elderly black woman. She had been there prior to me pulling up and she had pulled up to the atm a little far. There was a guy talking to some chick pushing a baby in a stroller about 20 feet in front of her. The woman was trying to reach the atm and operate it hanging out her window for about 3 minutes and finally decided it wasn't working. There were now 3 more cars behind me. She gets out of the car to get a deposit slip and reads the on screen directions. She looks back at me and I make the polite "wrap it up" face and give her a smile. She climbs back in her car and closes the door. She sits there for a bit and finally I see the car break lights pop on. I am thinking she is moving. The car turns off. There are now 5 cars behind me. The man behind me is getting noticeably agitated. Several cars drive around us and leave the bank. 7 minutes have gone by. The woman gets out of the car with the filled out paper work and begins to operate the ATM again. 8 minutes have passed. I roll down my window and yell over to her, "You can do that stuff inside." Young man talking with the chick looks over at me menacingly. I don't know why. 9th minute, I've had enough. HONK. "Do that stuff inside!" Young man instantly looks over at me and sprints to my driver side door. I am surprised. He starts yelling about me being racist towards his mother. 10 minutes have passed by. I get punched several times in the face. What is going on? A gun materializes. He tells me to call myself a racist. I oblige. He attempts to pull me through the window but my seatbelt keeps me in place. He punches me again. The woman is yelling at him (obviously her son) and at me. I am a racist? The young man gets in the car, the woman gets in with her deposit slip still in hand and they drive off. 1) she was too far away from the atm for the bank to get a license plate number on camera 2) only the guy behind me saw what happened 3) the police were unable to figure out who they were because they never even placed a bank card in the atm. I just wanted 10 dollars to meet some friends at the Chik-Fil-A next door. I am a racist, I guess. fuckkk, $27, I won't go any higher, I want this damn game ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ My sister's birthday is on May 21st... He better not You dislike Totoro? You never know, in this modern world we live in, I've seen and heard worse. Please write erotica VANILLA LATTE WITH 2% MILK?!?! WHAT THE FUCK?!! NOT A REDDIT BREAKFAST. Well I should hope so, Now the question remains, is this Burt Reynolds or is this Tom Selleck? I can't tell This seems like a Club Dread production......probably one of there best yet Yes, any sort of ability to increase mining rate or heal units on the spot *would* be OP, right... My sister... you've been here longer than I... You should have known. yes i would.. thanks for rubbing in my face how awesome that place is jerk-off .. "Firefox" For about 90% of that game I was Don't over text you'll creep her out. An hour is too short to get impatient... she probably saved your number to her phone and that was that. Wait until you have something to text her about then text her it will be okay Old Spice and musk Drinking before noon. Dan Brown Originally read that as "ball choking competition" . Time for bed. I was at the State Fair of Texas a few years ago, and saw a whole family of people throw their trash on the ground. I was pissed, so I walked over to clean it up. As I was doing this, I muttered to my friend jokingly, "Fucking eco-terrorists, always messing with Texas." when this Police Officer walks up to me and sputters, "DID YOU JUST SAY TERRORIST?!" In my face. I'm all " I said eco-terrorist..." And then he just goes, "Oh." and walks away. $745.54.. I probably haven't played more than $45.54 of that.. Redditor for 18 minutes. How is that whining? Also, lol? Extra long name. Redditor for 1 year. judging by many of the comments left here, making fun of obese/overweight people doesn't make the cut. ## You know the abbreviation DAE, yet you posted this in AskReddit. I was trying to figure out what body part this was referring to for like 10 seconds and then I got it "le wah" While i wouldn't say I'm scared of the dark I am scared shitless by the idea of weeping angels. i'm willing to tinker in a shop, but i'm not willing to download a zip from an unknown website WAS gonna upvote but then read user name ... I agreed, and then I read your name... Uh, my eyes are up here buddy. I found my mum reading a (now damaged) signed copy of Long Dark Tea Time of the Soul last weekend. And that just goes to show how much a college education is really worth today. > took CCP a day to respond to my stuck petition and then put me back in the hostile system Who doesn't know Futurama What a shocker... Oh. I should learn to read everything before commenting. @ myself. I have hypothyroidism! But I've been on the medication for about 10 years & they checked my levels when it started happening. But everything was normal. TIL... modern Redditors are the type of people who enjoying drawing penises on everything. Wow..that's an awesome measure of someone's worth as a human being. ** ** Dear God, those teeth. Duuuu huuude, you completely left out all forms of animated pornography. I am very disappoint. `start networking` and `stop networking` command fails to work. Other than that, BT5 is magical. Holes!!! Clusters of Holes!!! Also known as trypophobia. Not so much a fear, just causes shivers down the spine and a feeling of anxiety What fight club? ** ** I used to have a bigger issue with forgetting the key IN the bike and walking away. I'd leave the office at the end of the day, and while walking up to the bike I'd start freaking out that I've lost my key....only to find it still sitting in the bike The Aperture Laboratories parking permit is a vinyl static cling sticker that's supposed to go in your windshield... not taped to your trunk lid... ...which is why you will save this thread and personally email me the link when you get back to your Eyjafjallajökull volcano house It was off-screen on the bench getting cold, wondering where the redditor that requested it went... Dyson thinks the bernoulli principle is how planes fly. ͼ ͽ Seriously? There is canned food **for people** that's *cheaper* than Fancy Feast. So what gave you the idea we should start importing it? Nope, struck a chord with everyone who thinks it has run it's fucking course and is now on par with every "cake is a lie" joke. You waterboarded your child? ͼ( )ͽ Ro**b** Paul you sure as hell don't do it on reddit . The number of bars isn't correct. In the other hand, praying hard enough will ruin the crops on the area and the weather man will get fired. All for they to have their little camp escape Since when is grammar evil? Depends on how much assbeating the kid is taking. Giving your 2-4 year old a spanking is fine in my book, that's how they learn in that general age range, but backhanding your 8 year old gets a in my book, possibly words, and also possibly a call to CPS. ͽ ͼ^FTFY I think you meant this So the bonus is that showering takes about 10 sec longer? Oh boy, I wish I was circumsiced You…may want to consider moving. my scrotum gets kinda bumpy and amoeba-like if it's cold out (upvote) Dominception i love your username...Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn he doesn't have to give you anything, and you're complaining? What's the catch. "Oh I am a very attractive 22-year-old and guys think I'm sexy and I'm soooo tired of getting hit on." The hipster girl with pink hair Oh, so you're one of those douche know-it-all employees who won't actually help customers, but instead makes fun of them to their face? Keep on making Target proud... Wouldn't it be almost impossible to tell? as soon as i started thinking about whether I'm subvocalizing I start subvocalizing. Actually now that i've seen this post, i've begun to realize that I not only subvocalize when i read, but i also make the words in my mouth without actually saying them. Maybe i'm less evolved then you all! Where the fuck did I get Jeff Bridges? SEBRING?!?!?! ** ** 44% is not negligible versus 56%. MY bike was stolen by a black man. Admittedly there were extenuating circumstances considering it was my ex, but still. 5 people at the time I am posting this? 5 people... i am dissapoint. Wait, it isn't normal for schools to make you have mesh or clear backpacks? Fuck you, Baltimore. I had to mow my grandparents lawn with one of those, and they had fucking crab grass. plane distance It's more exotic! You... "detypoed" it into a typo? So some girl did that at my house once with her friend in the bathroom.(one uses the toilet, one uses the sink?) Anyways that bitch ended up pulling the sink off the wall and got piss all over the floor. Guy at bar: "You look just like the Black Dahlia." Thanks Guy, I better not end up like her No FFVIII. Wait a minute, is that M. Night Shyamalan's Reddit account Have a seat. Clay Bennett ...respect your elders. There were bits that made me chuckle, which is always a plus. I didn't get bored with reading it, then start to skim, another point. But, I got to your "Really Good At" part and went from :D to . I guess it was the whole vomit part. I dunno. but I don't turn 21 til Wednesday Gotta' get down Meetup? Before noon? I like the alliteration in Man Milk... rolls off the tongue easier Yea, at first I was shocked. Then I found out. Why did you have to ruin Ho-oh for everyone? Awesome. I love it when morons equate homosexuality with abuse and (perceived) sexual misconduct and social mannerisms. Next they'll be saying gay marriage is like letting pedophiles and rapists have at it! Oh, wait... I wish other people wouldn't, but I also wish other people wouldn't do a lot of the things they do Just to clarify: A swede did not stab Euronymous, It was Varg Vikernes from Norway! is that a juggalo zombie?? I want you to rub my penis THEOSOPHISTS your mom Woooow. You guys aren't even kidding!!! I went to check out this b43nz guy's commenting history. He is a fucking asshole! Oh look. It's this post again loudness warning? U U ** ** shame and disappointment Thanks, haha I honestly didn't understand that part and probably would have totally missed it. I now from this day forward name you, chess_joke_explainer. And by "large" RKKatic means a "fleet" of 15 people... ** ** I posted this on reddit a long time ago and, surprisingly, it did not go over well. Stupid AndresDM stealing my rightful karma... ** ** Why did we need to know he was your fuck-buddy ? Bitches don't understand that sometimes the sexiest thing is when they have class and self respect Gamli sáttmáli hMPH, wELL iN tHAT cASE... I agree. Something must be done about these "bunnies" ReplyAndPostEagerly? Stop it. Stop it right now HELLS YES! why would you even ask? I was "inspired" when I came up with it... You're not in my family. Scratches your face? When I rescued a kitten it would wake me up in the middle of the night to pull my hair out. No it isn't Wow, it's like you can see into my very soul. I created it. No one else did. Please stop pulling at strings What if the world suddenly decides to end? Nobody like scurvy. Reddit's not a forum Haaaaa,,,,, Admit it. You loved the 7-hour train tv-program thing Nod, if that doesn't work Back to school ! I'm serious, what are you doing on the "puter" right now? If you don't get back to your study hall, I'm going to call the school and inform them they need to block Reddit. A guy I know calls it "a pedophile's menu"... Excessive use of condiments. *Not everything is better with ketchup!* Yes, that's what I compare it to, a horse or elephant. at first I was : no nsfw?, but then I was : what a waste of time, no pussy at all. Read the first couple sentences, and was like ** ** asphyxiation is painless? you forgot Batman Is your last name Hunt? If so, that's hilarious. If not, Then------> Or in confederate dollars, what with his age Creepy. Autofellatio. cannot unsee bearded man in red hoodie You monster. Google technology vs. the usually-crazy, half-drunk Las Vegas drivers and pedestrians... yeah, good luck on that one. Don't you know? All girls talk like that on the internet. My wife used to dream about me cheating on her ALL THE TIME. She'd wake up all furious at me asking why I did that in her dream. Sometimes she'd be crying about it. All I could ever respond back was with this... But not the link karma, huh. All fruits and vegatables. Wait.... I still do ( ) The fuck happened to that plane his eyes are little Lo dice Kaliman Board leash and no helmet. 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I got to watch the Factor clip in The Daily Show studio. Does that count? O'Reilly is a prick in real life too. The stage manager told us to clap and not to boo O'Reilly. I refused to clap when he entered. Gave him my best instead. reddit is making me regret eating so much processed food. Last night, my party got miffed at me, because we got ambushed while we were asleep, and I'd taken off my armour. I was all "There's no way I'm sleeping in my armour!" and they replied with "You had better fucking sleep in your armour! ". I rolled my eyes, but made a mental note to pick up some potions of mage armour next town we hit. Be honest, did ya do it for the karma? NesTea baby, if inCa cheeses a win. I will be very very upset Because they are lesbians. . ...Oh shit! **NSFW**. "vagoonies" I came in here to say this. yeah I don't actually believe that's what he's saying, it's just hilarious to think of. Also once you start listening for ED, you hear it in everything Portal 2 was released 3 weeks ago. I'm nearing the end of my 3 year phone contract and they called me up with a special offer. for only $159 and a signed 3 year contract with data they would give me a brand new iphone 4! It's quite the incentive considering all 3 other carriers have the exact same offer would you live here? You don't know which kind is more batshit insane? THATS MY JOB ... son of a bitch. Thumb Having this little guy: in my search bar stops from me watching any sort of porn I'd be ashamed of after I finish. Sad but true. Are you guys talking about me? Top Gear has no ad breaks. >Also, 'redditor for 38 minutes' I've seen this "match breathing pace" thing a couple of times in this thread now and I don't get it. How do you tell a person's breathing pace when you're positioned at a comfortable distance from them? Just awkwardly stare at their chest instead of listening to them until you gauge the timing, and then rejoin the conversation? Berries... Now explain why I am allergic to it you insensitive clod. you're name makes me think she wasn't cock blocking you How the hell do you plan to "troll" a newborn? Me usually being the virgin at parties (not because im abstinent im just waiting for the right girl) ive almost been raped on more than one occasion I thought this was a meatspin reference at first. (Why is this comment, of all my comments, the most popular? ) There are pins in the corners of the poster, so its ruined. You should have gotten it properly framed. "Spiritual successors" always do. I'm looking at you Paper Mario series. And I thought Sarah Palin was bad at trying to connect to minorities. *are you, though?* Are you Jackie Chan with a ladder, or do you just wish you were? Nick , 300GB VR, 2TB SS, 2TB WD, future 120GB Vertex 3. That's 4. I have 2 DVD drives. That's 6. Dual hotswap bays makes 8. Rear + front eSATA makes 10. ┌( )¬ whose mouth is that? ...willingly. It's okay. I worked at a company that was essentially destroyed by branding executives, so when I see a name like "Advantis" I'm suspicious. When I found something to confirm my suspicions, I filed it away in my "bring out the heavy artillery" file. Banking companies in general bring out my inner . I think "D:" is valid, because it implies a sort of combination of shock, horror and disapproval that you can't get without having both :O and :(, but without the sort of cynical disapproval that goes along with Basically you'd use D: for your first exposure to goatse, and for people of walmart. Why is the picture so large gmail??? I wish this wasn't the first time I've heard this bullshit. Way to make this too personal mwatson26. Yeah, and we should make Jews wear yellow stars, and have a separate bathroom for black people. Begrudgingly upvoted . Are you implying that you wish there could have been underage fapping sessions with your brother? I was in the store room at work the other day and found a "high speed modem cable" which was a phone cable with a braided exterior and gold connector pins.... with a $50 price tag on them. It claimed to increase your internet speed when using a dial-up modem. Ok, I'm gonna be that guy and ask: why were you searching for this? if it was for fapping, i KNOW there is enough porn to satisfy such a hunger I'm already naked, why aren't you? I don't usually make memes but whey I do the text box is still visible. ლ( ლ) Please show some respect. You are really hurting their religious feelings. I was going to trade for it until I found out the account name is ImAPrettyPrettyPrincess ** ** This is not my first comic and its not a true story When sending my friend a package for her birthday I thought it would be hilarious to make the packaging obnoxious and wrote tons of things in bright colors all over the whole thing. Hilarious, I thought...Until I remembered I still had to bring it to the mail room at school to send it. You know when you're innocently reading a comment thread on a comic about bodily grossness and you come across something that makes you physically ill? Yeah. That is a tail. username... ...And you could call it C O N C E P T I O N. And of course I'm in one of the red circles remaining in 2011 **KILL IT WITH FI-** wait a second.. How can anyone be seriously outraged about anything that has anything to do with Eurovision? 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This is one of my favorite games right now, and these people have to try and tell me how it's offensive to people like me TL;DR Chell is adopted folks' messiah :D 'finger blasting' Some of my left-handed professors' handwriting looks like mine does when I try writing with my left hand. Wish I could help you out, I just checked my settings and I can't find it, after the last chrome update, the settings menu was simplified but in fact they removed the easiness of changing settings Someone stole my mint Charizard when I was in 5th grade. Probably wasn't you though because my friend Matt beat him up and he gave it back. Still though. Really? You're comparing sending generic pick up lines to a bunch of girls in the hopes of honestly dating/starting a relationship with them to drugging and raping a hooker? Dang it. I did all that work and I could have found it on snopes? THERE'S NOTHING RATED M IN THERE. How do I fap to that?!? 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BMW has used linkaged front suspension since the 50's I've never been to anything at this place with this group, but the parties I know of would let a guy in alone. Or even a guy and a guy because they aren't anti-progressive douches. However, it gets kind of weird when a bunch of old guys show up alone and just stare at the people doing things. Not that I'd know about that sort of thing. That STILL doesn't explain the floating carnivorous island made of seaweed though . Yes, god forbid someone wants their boyfriend to spend time with them doing something they enjoy. What kind of a horrible girlfriend would want her boyfriend to come clothes shopping with her. It's not like she's hoping to find an outfit for herself that he'll really like to see her in. "Why did you become gay?" I worked at Mc Donalds and when I finished grabbing their order I said enjoy your meal, costumers would respond with: You to! DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M EATING? 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"The external genitalia of females closely resemble those of males: the 15 cm (6 inch) clitoris is similar in shape and position to a penis, and is capable of erection." Dam you said it first. Now I am just gonna skulk in the corner and glare at you He was a jail intake officer, not a police officer... they're far from being the same thing. Hey, theres nothing wrong with forcing your opinions on other people. If there was, there'd be no politicians. We wouldn't want that now, would we? Because that worked so well before. Sometimes I feel like they're doing this on purpose. My professor did exactly this; shipped off to Mexico the same day the thesis was due. I had a life. I had a receipt from the cafeteria at work, that was $6.66, the lunch of the beast. I used it to troll coworkers all the time. A week ago I come in to find the magnet holding it up on the floor, and the receipt gone. No need to be worried! PPD test, but apparently one negative result isn't enough and they want to poke me in the other arm too. In other news, I found out Lauren Alaina is only 16, so I'm not allowed to like her that way. You guys are really getting worked up over nothing here. Afterall they ARE Chinese fighter crafts... There's that Midwestern hospitality we are so known for... What *brand* of pressure cooker would be relevant information here I don't think he's thinking of the right game too far When I went to America (midwest) to study, when the first snow hit the ground they asked me if it snowed in Sweden Well said Tee Man. Username DC/DNS/DHCP can be hosted on one server, no problems. NAS, App, and file (maybe SEP) can be another but... thats not optimal. You really need about 3 servers it sounds like... but thats a whole other can of worms ... You may want to just deploy SEP in unmanaged mode which is very doable. That would prevent the need for a central server. This would work as long as everyone has access to the intarwebs from their computers. I was trying to figure out what game used "p" as a monetary system before I looked at the picture. SILLY AMERICAN. It's blocked for me too. I live in Norway. Røyksopp is from Norway. Is this an elaborate ruse so that THIS STORY is the most outrageous thing you have made people believe? Ethanol is not a sugar. It's an alcohol. ** ** `-r` to remove a regular file? wait...home movies are on DVDs now? You joke about this, but in a lot of places (I'm glaring at you, England ) people are timid about spaying or neutering and it's fucking outrageous. my friend in higschool drew an old woman screaming naked with long armpit hair on a huge pile of her own feces. these are the notes we handed in to be checked by the teacher every day. OH.HELL.NO. that thing is the death of me. i cant do it. i own one. its.... This is not really global. I live in Finland and reddit is only place where I have heard about this. Redditor for 9 months. Carry on. a *screenshot* of a *youtube* comment? I'm pretty sure this was an RBX original > it's for Japanese porn That is because it is slightly racist. You've been here fore almost 2 years and have never seen the look of disapproval? That's the original article stating the previous release date of May 31st. OP is claiming that it will be released tomorrow, for some reason. Actually, if you read his text, he doesn't repeat his headline. OP, I told my bf's sister that I had spent the last summer in The Netherlands, she asked me if that was "the one next to Australia" ಠ_ಠ will do! *looks for fat option* I need to just put a body shot on there Read that as whorehouse. MFW "peen-a-lope": I had an HP in 1999 that had this option available. After a couple reloads, I just reformatted the whole drive and installed the newer windows (ME ) over the whole drive. Skipping Wilco? The first Dune movie WAS like Lawrence of Arabia Notice how close the boat is to land. Because then I have to dig out my lock. No, pero me ha mostrado las chichis a las 4 am y le puse cara de prisonplanet.com!? Really? I'm awesome at reading. I somehow misread Christmas Island as Easter Island and thought no, it's only 11PM on Easter Island! Holidays, close enough. Kudos on the order but BWW or "BDubs"? you realize there are several decentralized villages and people, and these gangs have stolen, raped, and murdered their way into this more comfortable lifestyle. My Story: The guy asks me over and over if its the biggest dick Ive had... which it was not and he kept saying ohhhhh tell me u like this big cock.. Thats not hott guys.... Then after I went a couple times he just kinda stops Im looking like WTF and he says oh im on medication I cant cum.... He was amazing at oral though but I just dont know what some guys are doing down there shoving fingers in! Be nice to it DAMN! That's because according to familyradio.com, it will happen at 6 pm EST... Usually I can't even read anything that's the slightest bit pro Israel because it's downvoted into the dark abysses of threads. But please do show me the ways of inner reddit knowledge "You know i'm out here... " Those panties! Where's Ricky Gervais? You take that back For the fuck of it ? Was about to upvote you but then I saw you complain about downvotes. Downvote it is Hey, he's got 2700 karma! You should listen to him! Even though he only has two submitted links... She is atheist and it still bothers her!? ** WTF?!?! ** ^^Karmafail Nice sandals Well you could search on how to fix it by using gooo...gl.... I know it says Nude in the title, but you should probably label NSFW. ... thanks Are people actually getting together there to be saved? Sure, no problem. I abandoned Gentoo for Ubuntu you're other video : how to get terraria for free This is a flat-ass view If it was 4 real I'd be dead.... Punchline. Title. - don't even try. So basically you can't read . Haven't seen you around in a while Funnyjunk? Wasn't this on the front page some hours ago? I just completed my freshman year at the same school my mom went to in the early 90s. The only difference is that she dropped out after freshman year. Yeah, guess where I was conceived So you knew it was a repost? ಠ_ಠ Problem? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ anyone else see the scales as ?? Hmm. That's my sister in a nutshell > Why don't you have a seat over here. Judging from your response, I'd say you probably haven't read the 10th amendment... Dude, I saw this months ago! Rageblade corki I do know college girls who are obsessed with Bieber and legitimately want to date him. Are you serious? everywhere? I cannot take anyone seriously who types despite when they clearly meant desperate. related hack ... Thought you were talking about the hunters, and was like: I have the biggest on my face right now Your *subconscious* drunken self. Look at the pineapple Yeah, not a lefty. The image is flipped Why did he take a cab to a bar that was only a few blocks away? Anybody else notice he's touching the dolphin's dick? The fuck is that by the guys right pinky *Have been using the internet since 2004. Closest thing to this was a javascript which had confirmation messages pop up for every line of the Rick Roll. Dad's a computer programmer and engineer, so I was taught early on to avoid links you don't know. This guy just proved to me that my browser can be redirected anywhere if the site wants it to, and makes me very creeped out.* redditor for 35 minutes... BTW thanks to whomever the Redditor was that left a message saying that it got griefed then leaving an ad for their server. Those pants look a little wet ** ** he disappeared with all the money which is quite surprising. It looks like some sort of front for an upvote-laundering operation Let Google erode away even more of your privacy rights for a chance to see a silly graphic If you're a girl, you deserve upboats for being adorable. If you're a dude, then I think its obvious what he was saying. Black people are rapey. Marcel Desailly is a boss. I dont want to believe >This guy just proved to me that my browser can be redirected anywhere if the site wants it to, and makes me very creeped out. Have you even read the parental guide? What if I said no? So you just went with something gender neutral, good thinking. > Because you are the weakest link, goodbye. I recommend the entire list [](/alone " ") Nope just gave me the look as i awkwardly handed them my ticket thanks anyway Dogs have no business being on the interwebs If you have a healthy bowel (aka eat enough fibre etc) you only need to wipe once or twice. That's not bad enough to pay to get rid of. I hope the not washing your hands after going to the toilet was a joke though /\/\ ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ /\/\ Yeah, my thoughts exactly. I've never heard anything like that here in the Nordics. Listening to Taylor Swift? Dear fucking lord, ew... Obama teabag Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought:Giant Stress Boob Stress Ball.... Dude, that was a lady boy. Last time I was honest about my beliefs (or lack of), my tip was a business card to their church. 1. well here in my country the disparity between good and bad muslims is huge. Some people never pray, don't read the quran, don't ask about their religion, but offer them some pork and they're like "wow dude, haram!" Christopher Meloni: When I was training as an EMT, we received a call from this patients house. Seemed pretty standard, but when we got there everything seemed eerily calm. We get upstairs to see our patient, and hes just sitting there calm as ever. Turns out, he was a newly immigrated Korean man that needed transportation to his dialysis. He then proceeded to tell us that he did not know "911 was for emergencies" Sweat my mom used to make ice cream sandwiches for dinner pretty often. 2 waffles with ice cream in the middle. when you're a kid it's pretty fun, then you're a teen and you're like... Lady Gaga meats Eminem What netflix really needs to fix is making netflix official for more countries. I see what you did there Oh does it now? Most Macs can't see fonts like that, all the macs I have worked with (Which is a fair amount) you can't see it just ends up being two squares and an underscore. i'm chinese and what is this shit... but... but.... Theres b bs! > Because we need less uses for dirt Cut at an angle. Oh look they posted a picture of your mother on reddit! Yo mamas so fat . This is why you're supposed to write down the serial number I'm glad someone else noticed that shit GROSSSS gonna puke The redcoats are posting... Oh, idk, maybe paying closer attention to this dumb fucking cunt on my phone. *"What should I type in for the first name field?"* Seriously bitch? GTFO my phone. Not so much saw as experienced. I was waitressing at a mexican restaurant this evening when an enormous old man and his slightly-less-enormous old wife come in and sit down in my section. I get their drinks and chips and cheese dip and salsa and water, then take their order. The wife orders, I jot it down. The man doesn't really say anything, he just mumbles and points to a mushroom quesadilla. So I say just a mushroom quesadilla? and he nods. I come to check on their status twice, they say everything is fine and they don't need anything else, and on the third trip I bring them the bill. When I return to the table the man is irate and demands to speak to the manager, at which point he claims he ordered a chile relleno quesadilla and he never got it and that all of their dinner should be free. I was like, ( ) Impressive regardless Citation needed Or a troll. I don't see any condoms in there. why were you getting off on the bus? No Alec Guiness Obi Wan? "That's a big one!" ...Because they've done this before. Thanks for the info! TLG does seem to be the same thing I've been looking at, though the organization I've been looking at (Greenheart Travel) doesn't seem to mention that on their website you say that one more time Ill cut your fockin eyeballs out meester Draw on this forehead. or over his eyes. I thought we agreed not to use Papyrus... You'll find people, without a doubt. I had a very similar story that ended the same way, and the friends I still talk to and hang out with from college aren't the ones I saw the most as a freshman or sophomore, because I separated from that crowd after the break-up. And I was never close to my roommate or suitemates. I actually lived in an upperclassmen dorm freshman year--they had a small section for freshmen and it was very close to campus, but I missed the experience of communal bathrooms, those long dorm hallways, and meeting a lot of freshman that way. I guess I made up for it through a bajillion activities. "eyeball" Its not your coffee maker. -11 for merely presenting a counterpoint? "Senior in high school" too young. > It's so cute when strangers think they know about my biological urges. At first I was all (calling themselves groundbreaking...) but I left with a smile. Because it's complete and utter brain bleach. When you've been stressed out for a week, its a good show to sit down to and just.. bleach out your troubles. It's relaxing. That said, it still is rubbish in every other aspect to me.. I'm just addicted Coughed up a tonsil stone the size of a m&m some weeks ago. Desided to mashe it in my hand and smell it... BIG mistake. The worst thing is that this fucking thing came from my mouth! Everyone who ever have had a tonsil stone know what i'm talking about! well then, that deserves a You're welcome! Nice try... Flique Creative You didn't meet with me? You bastard. Herps of NC? Wasn't there recently a post about how Google changes search results due to past searches? I've not seen any patch on my PS3 Orange Box Everytime I have traveled, if I give any mention of a specific city (Glendale, Pasadena, Burbank, the valley, Studio City, Santa Monica etc) people have no idea where that is. Then I say LA, and they go "ohh. SoCal. Why didn't you say that?" /\/\ ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ /\/\ I can't take a clan with a caster named "Gangsta Jim" seriously [ಠ_ಠ](/ "because the look of disapproval trumps rage faces.") Good. Now, where is Saif Al-Adel? Why is that ? Nice try, Durex marketing team Your post is exactly what I was hoping to find, I had someone in #Ubuntu telling me I needed to install the Intel drivers Go to hell... love me some Tracy Chapman.. give one reason to stay here.. and I'll turn right back around.. We had an open area in front of our dorm freshman year that everyone hung around in. These douche bag kids insisted on playing music all. fucking. day. (guitars, bass, drums) Eventually someone had to ask them to stop and that people weren't enjoying it. On 4/20 they played for four hours and twenty minutes. This included laying down on the grass while playing . Fucking douche bags. ** ** Saw this on /x/. Now I've realized that 3 others have already submitted this. My bad. Well I don't see *you* doing cocaine-fueled educational videos WTF is that. Black guys don't wear eyeliner. * * He cites many legal precedents for whether or not seat belt use should be law, but doesn't list any of this "ample proof" that not wearing a seat belt can save you. Which is why I do not spend my time in /r/jailbait - ing everyone I see. On the other hand, when you mention that someone you know made the otherwise non-sequitur claim that he must be a pedophile, and then there is a visible, vocal, and public affinity on the part of the accused for underage girls, that is what we call corroborating evidence. Then why are you playing them? Fuck yeah [ಠ_ಠ]. Is everyone who ever goes through [ ] a fucking redditor? ...I didn't need you to tell me this. Using a hoe on the ground no longer produces seeds. Seeds don't usually magically appear from nothing in the ground. Then again, a switch doesn't magically open a wooden door through red, smoking wire Don't know about the worst way to write russian, you are not russian. At first I was like At first I was like :D but then i Yes, it annihilated an entire town and the chinese government released an official statement claiming that few were injured, no one was killed. You're using the Burger King font Ahh, I read console as console, not PS3/WII/Xbox console. My bad. But still . Go read the tombstone again. She was 19. Wow..wonder who paid for that Be honest, you put your hand down his pants...didn't you?!? I watched it although it definitely satire and a joke review...but towards the end the review personally attacks the developer...granted he's definitely easy to personally attack but regardless I thought the first 80% was funny then once it went on to attack the developer it was just . soooooooooo hot! I have the disturbing mental image of that scene in The Matrix with Neo's mouth covered in skin .... except .... .... How big is your wallet? I'd say mine's average at best and tenners and twenties disappear easily enough. Although I've only ever had fifties once and they stayed in a tupperware box next to my bed I imagined a full on crowd of hippies in a sheep pen. I am disappoint Ironic, at my place they are all his Alabama Hotpocket A Disney World cast member with the username "ordinary psycho" > Naniwa vs Moon instead of TLO vs Losira... It better come in tomorrow... ( )☞ Please make like a turtle and ( )☞ I would put it with my tortoise collection. this is the part where you subtly lie. now finish the story Hey, I was using that claw. That's…really not what I had in mind, no. 8 people post . 7 get upvoted, 1 gets downvoted into oblivion. lol? I went to get a skin check up as I have a few moles and freckles. Stripped down to underwear with the middle-aged male doctor- no problems there, slightly uncomfortable but you have to be careful about checking for melanoma in Australia. He asked me if I had any pigmentation under my underwear, I said no. He then proceeded to flip up my bra and pull my underwear down to have a quick peek anyway. ** ** Bring a few books and an mp3 player. I assume it isn't a direct flight so you'll be sitting around in an airport for a while. I once had a flight delayed 12 hours because a passenger jet had an engine fall off on the runway. everyone out there should know what this references. "fucks with brain chemicals" WoW took much higher level of dedication and determination. Remember when epics had value? They just hand out purples a dime a dozen nowadays. You used to work for your gold. You used worked for your gear. Not just some ez daily quests for ez gold or ez heroics for ez epics. When I hit 60, did I get a purple from my first instance? Hell no. I farmed UD Strat / Scholo / w/e for my full (blue quality) tier 0 set. Only THEN was I able to join a raiding guild. I was level 60 for 6 months until I got my first epic. A Dwarven Hand Cannon. I read that as "last day of junior high school" and was gonna Please, someone fix this for me. The hemispheres are all fucked up I think the " " was for the OP, not NdGT. Isn't it funny how you don't get how the map works... Why did your dad send this to you? *fap* I can only Imagine what games you play. > But people that play with me know what happens if I don't get my wards Scaring someone who is on the crapper is about as low as it gets. Aftonbladet Rank C that's not a cat in fact i don't even think that's hentai Nice going Aftonbladet, the video startet by itself, showing a commercial I couldn't stop You got me... wikipedia referenced... >I read this initially thinking you were a girl. IGN... You know what I blame toy story for any of my feelings for inanimate objects ** ** The title of this post was very misleading Bre.ad seems like a good idea for people who don’t have a budget for non-pops, but for companies who already have ads on their site Bre.ad is going to be much too intrusive and annoying for the user. If users are already being directed to sites where they get interrupted with ads, adding another layer of ads on top of that will turn off the user and cause massive amounts of disapproval You could see constant news of everybody killing one another, anywhere in the world ...in our country for example, according to www.ncvc.org, statistically, a murder happens every half an hour or a violent crime every 6 seconds. Please, ( )☞ Weird, I read the title as "How to pull off a level 3 sg sap". I was thinking, you sly bastard. Damn good thing either one works, wouldn't you say. I hate you so much right now... 10% voted Incontrol vs Haypro over TLO vs Losira 1.86 here. Oh that's right, you still haven't converted to metric . You're thinking too much Enjoy your furbiesandbeans? i thought you were saying that you enjoy me Great, I guess that leaves me with... children... and cocks... Hey Phelps we're gonna charge this guy 'cause he has a dumb face. Problem? Phelps throughout the whole game: I never smile. I also never get girls. This. This is fucking brilliant. Damn, now I'm all inspired, but stuck at work. Gave me for at least a week after his neuter. I'll never forget that. I drive manual and have no idea how gears work Just trying to be funny We keep a huge, plastic, all-purpose bowl for various edible things such as candy and cookies (on the rare occasion that they trust us with food...). Well, every once in a while, I'll pull it down off the shelf, load it with warm soapy water and soak my feet under my desk. I'll go ahead and give myself this look... Not really that well fleshed out. For example, once you hit polytheism, you're basically done with the infographic. For comparison, saying you believe in a single god, or selecting no god, will take you through the entire rest of the graphic. I was referring to your comment. or strangle her.. Why would you want to escape? Shouldn't this pic be inside a sharks mouth riding in the Millennium falcon Maybe the plague was actually AIDS Copy it next time you see it, paste it in an email and send it to yourself. Then open that email every time you need to use it. That's how I do it. Is that you, pedobear? Wasn't in stock at the places I called. My douchebag professor would have said ," This is very vanilla algebra." I'm not the owner of the Auld, I just work there. What does a camel have to do with muslims? Want. insert. wiener. into. woman. > > > Thanks. I shared this with my SO and she jokingly asked me "What's wrong?" shortly after reading it. That's not how Mac's work /\/\ ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ /\/\ I work from home I laughed... Did you laugh in bad conscience? She's 15 Nope, it doesn't *seem* . Read or at least scan the chat logs to make sure please. it's A, dental admissions denied Is anything not? I second that. its ok =D just don't do it again. We can tell by the accent you type with I just realized Tom Hank's wife's last name is Wilson Google man: "You bunch of fuckups" ...you're going to take an 8 inch black cock up your ass? ** ** D*a*mn, I thought you were a stranded alien trying to communicate with your mother *s*hip. I'm watching you, throw*s*away123456. Nice helmet. First I was like what football stadium is that? It looks an awful lot like The Big House They're such sheep! I honestly can't believe that people are falling for his puppet show. "We don't need to spend money to audit the Fed. We have more important problems"... NOT REALLY Or me.. !!!! Every night my sweet precious kitties steal my little sister's stuffed animals and **loudly** *makes love* to them. It is so loud, in fact, I can't sleep at night. One night I had enough and yelled at them to knock their shit off. Everything goes silent. Then, Frisco, the littlest of the cats, drags in this stuffed monkey and positions it right in front of my bed and begins humping it madly with this face looking directly at me. He never blinks. I'm paralyzed in 'wtf' mode. The next day, i find the monkey's violated corpse splayed under a chair. Things were *awkward* after that. ( )☞ 1000+ warnings!? You've come to the internet for dating advice? But....why....? And then someone who is a few inches taller than the currently tallest person walks in and everyone has to change shoes Why do you need two water-types "Watch Community" was the answer to "What the hell is POP POP anyway?! " Some Australian Country Pubs still practice this It's made of smooth stone Mom! Get off reddit or I'm telling dad you kept the slide projector in the divorce. trolldad cannot be trolled. what was his come back? there was definitely one that wasnt shown. let the truth be told they do indeed Surely if this was an issue the Good People at Fox News would have said something about it... The sad truth is that the developers of Skype, Steam, Spotify, ManyCam, JDownloader etc. probably know this but don't care They could give us an option to change the close button behaviour at least. You know what the cancer of modern society is? **Cancer.** It still causes 12.5% of all deaths in the world. Facebook Connect. 0.97% At first I could bench more than squat. But my press has stalled at 200 for the past few months... Bad Developers, naughty Developers. Also, 130%? I hate it when friends do that. My friend did that with Ne-Yo: Closer. We were listening to it on the radio (back when it was popular) and he suddenly turned it off and said "When he says I just can't pull myself away all I can think about is some fat chick eating pizza and hating herself..." we both immediately started cracking up but now every time I hear the song all I can think about is fat chicks and pizza TYL something that was a big deal in all the news not long ago. I didn't see "dog" at first. Anybody butchering Edinburgh like that gets no votes from me Yeah, that's what I was pointing out alright. Your post describes Terran so well I'm wondering if that's your main race OMG my teacher lied to me all along! I've believed they weren't fish for a long time The flying fuck? they forgot Quetzalcoatlus! Malkovich! ...but, in the city, this would be 2 humans. I can deal with wild animals killing to eat. Thanks! I think... i whenever someone calls orange county the OC I went all at the tagline "the magazine for real women" until I read "Beautiful is a magazine for real women, so it's a magazine for ALL women!" I read "my mom married her dad" and got very confused and for a minute there Dude you got laid off by the company that helps people find jobs English dub. "Back" massage machines. right. to each his own. I'm gonna check it out Upvote both of you for being fellow marines Porn music, big cats enjoying catnip (sex pheromone), close up camera angles. I don't normally downvote but when I do it's for words like "frig", and furthermore IGN... Thanks. My guess? I posted this in the wee hours which almost immediately received a downvote from some redditor and therefore removing it from the "What's Hot" tab and left it in the "new" tab limbo where few bother to visit. Maybe I should have titled it, "BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOIBES. ALISON's BOOBIES!" Because as we all know, karma is the most important thing on reddit. Also, posting an interesting link isn't half as important as starting a pun thread or something. That's pretty sexist. I was going to ask for the vod, then i was like troll.... Expected Rick Adelman. Got Mike Brown Pete Snodden Also your pants are still on. I asked this joke to my husband. He answered correctly and told me it wasn't a joke. "Why don't we take the CO2 exhaust gas from the power plant, separate the carbon and oxygen, and burn that?" - Story of my life working for ITS Display 3% aaand now I'm on accidentalpenis.com This post had nothing to do with Lost Next page, spider blowjobs! You son of bitch. Can anyone help seed? Everyone is hit and running. FTFY...\m/ ( ) \m/ DJ hero controller? You're both evil, evil people. ** ** What's wrong with Killer Bunnies? If I'm reading the zig-zag line correctly, the intended reading order for the "panels" alternates between left-to-right and right-to-left? Or does it not matter? I tried the "make characters before the night of" tactic for my band of newbies. No one gave a thought about their characters until 2 hours before we were supposed to start, even after I asked them nicely (and eventually gave up in exasperation after the twentieth request weeks in advance). We didn't actually start until two or three hours after I wanted to start. >allot of the viewers just want to watch people argue with ignorant religious folk You bring your laptop to hockey games? **every** time... Probably does now. 6.66 mph As a kid on break from school, . That's more than I paid for your bed. I was feeling bad, but now you've got me picturing numbers coming out of people getting hit by tornado debris no. NO. I hate this trend. I don't want to "play" your tutorial intro. 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Our family always kind of had a running bet on the county origin of the car in the drink ... 9/10 it was 1A Walk in late ( )☞ Try to leave early ☜( ) Do people call you that often? I'm lucky to get a phone call in a week. > 16/01/2006 I have been playing with this malware all morning. In order to get infected you have to follow the installation process which is a 4-5 step thingy. Then you have to enter your credit-card number... sounds to me like you're trying to teach me something... educational Berlin?! Yeah, I'm a total noob. Nice touch, ignoring that fact that I was making fun of your spelling and in turn making me look foolish. This is beautiful, but man, you just can't shut up and let me enjoy the music half life is not for 14 yr old girls That is not funny. That is not funny at all. You think Kenny G is great at sax? Lolol jk it works for the joke. But serously. at first i > I'll never understand why people hate on Mark Cuban for being obnoxious, loud, and completely desperate to win a title. That's exactly how every owner should be. If I was an NBA player, I'd want an owner that was deeply invested in the team like Mark Cuban is. Even though I'm not a Mavs fan, I admire how much Mark Cuban cares about his team unlike other owners ( at Clippers' owner Sternling) Conversely, too much eye contact... I actually start college this summer... redditor for 1 day Clouds. 100$ ? Bollocks. A couple seasons ago i waited 3 hours in a similar situation at a whitecaps vs puerto rico match and the pitch was in no better shape when the second half resumed... but then again neither team wanted a mulligan that day. i imagine TFC was pretty happy to get a do over More disapproval. Wow, I hadn't even thought of that but you're right. These guys really don't care who they hurt, do they? It's not like queers are people or anything. Websites that ask me if I'm sure I want to navigate away from them. ** ** My attitude toward a video has never nose-dived as quickly as that one. At first I was like, "Aww, so cute, listen to those squeaks... wait a minute.. ". After hearing that it's being kept as a pet and realizing that it's scared and upset, I now find it depressing as fuck. There are a lot of predatory men out there who use the same sort of tactics on natal women. Welcome to their world. That's not an iMac. I propose a retraction of due to lack of initiative/failed research. Those in favor? lol and Oh, I see how it is, that western part of Illinois isn't part of the state. I like the side text. "Can women justify their need for **EXTRA MARITAL RELATIONS?"** It seems to insinuate that men can justify it lol and . That looks like my cat when she's having a seizure Which usually results in me slamming the oversized brake pad in most automatic cars. Speaking of Ultras in ZvZ.. I love it when people say "Oh yeah, just Neural Parasite them!" British? That storm was crazy. It was hailing all the way through my exam NSFW Add in site: Create 3D Animation through the Art of Rendering. . Update time (off hours work - I love it ) The patch is 9.38 GB on Steam. How much money will you be making off of that reference link? U.S. Marine Corps *soldiers* Bing I hate you so much!!! oh yourself! ...relevant username? Nobody is good at Battletoads 3 mother fucking chapters of mother fucking trees singing to themselves. There. Is. No. Porn. Here. Because that's a reddit meme Thanks for your answers (and downvotes ) everyone, but no one has addressed my initial points. You sure paint a vivid image That's. The. Joke. CA isn't for quitters. Not in MY name you don't! There are limits. Are you a southerner? I'm a southerner who just moved to Oregon, and I haven't found a single restaurant that serves sweet tea. What is it laying on? So were his parents. >And if you had read the article, you'd've realized that's exactly what happened. This is such a fucking good banana! haha my cat hates going outside, so i threw out the leash .. btw sexy ass Sushi........oil? You have a quiz tomorrow, get some sleep So that prostate exam you gave me last week... Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to se... nevermind. You made him tell you a joke AND you won't give him a favorable review. > Though looking back.... I expected this to be an onion article... Was told I should post it here about a week ago Magic is real... That's classified. I'm doing negative chinups now, in an effort to work up to them. Started about a month ago, then the soreness made me "forget" to do them the next 8-9 workouts. I thought I unsubscribed from F7U12. Sadly these shitty ragecomics are everywhere Another bug. My Minecraft just crashed. I think I shift-clicked something when the inventory filled up. At first I but then I XD 'cause I'm [4]. My mother constantly harasses people on facebook about believing in God (which is usually pretty funny), but then she claims she is a pagan. I know where this is going Bro y u disrespectin' Dammit, and a series for them is 6 episodes I did the same thing on the inside of a toaster. Super deep cut on my knuckle, but not quite down to bone. Then proceeded to do the same thing with a finger on the same bit gopher up a web page... Hey, who downvoted OP? I think this counts as a violation of "don't put the freaking punchline in the freaking title." “ The guy deriding boat shoes is lauding Vans. 6 months in jail. Clutter-Clustered Custard... I'm not buyin' it, McTrollington... Yorkshire is a holiday staple in my house. If we don't get Yorkshire... I can do nothin' fer ya, Mom. Seriously though, when it gets all bubbly and crispy... holy fuck, throw some gravy on that... I haven't seen you in forever! Last time I remember was you giving me the face. Welcome back, I think...(= Who are you. Might I remind you of you're alias Mr. Bain, The Cynical Brit. I won't have any of those "smiley faces" from you good sir. Isn't it great how Muslims run the US now? "have never began" How did you get in the TARDIS? Oh fuck everything about that, right down to your special little eye-gouged look of disapproval. That's a bit racist, not all Dark Templars fit that stereotype Switching from Verizon to AT&T? That's like going from worse to worst. REDDITOR FOR 8 HOURS And another one, from me. Involves feet again. > This is not the place to celebrate drunkenness I cleaned up after a "Walk for the cure" event once. The quantity of cigarette butts everywhere was disgusting.... Did you have to be a dick? I asked politely and just wanted something small. You could have just said that I could contact PR and that's it... I'm upvoting because it adds to the discussion but you're getting a for being rude. Oh yeah, totally reasonable response from your son. Totally would have did the same thing ...and then in other places. Multiple times. All rough and scabby... You just want to dig them out of OP's trash "she set the template for Lady Gaga and Britney Spears". .... Did you really just imply that the ten year-old was dressed like a whore and deserved to be made to feel uncomfortable? What if you misheard her? **Not sure if trolling or just stupid.** Yeah, that bleeding wound in his skull is a lot better than getting tased. Good on them I'll simulate it wif u >Dammit, and a series for them is 6 episodes Not sure if this is sarcastic or not. You drove all the way to Canada to kill a spider? Special edition version. I said: "South America..." Dude, that's gross. Wash your hands. House Im in now has a few of these. Kitty cat goes downstairs and gets all looking under my tool chest for them. Upvote for, possibly, the nitpickiest " " ever. ... This reminded me of the weeping angels. DTF has been around much longer than Jersey Shore. The fact that you think this is a Jersey Shore thing: ME AS WELL. "Audiences: This video is most popular with: Female 13-17, Female 18-24, Male 35-44" ... not gettin my full api not sure if serious.... Finger forks. He could have had a gun... The op didn't mention anything about almost getting run over. "Teen Escort Service" agent sounds better IMO. Fucking Anti-Dentite This is a very strange novelty account. That mission. Hermaphrodites duel for manhood Pirated version of the game Alright officer... You could go all captain picard and draw a little on yourself. I played one game, downloaded the patch, and now everything is down again. Touch my ass. DID YOU MAKE THIS? Try for 1 year to masturbate to women unsuccessfully. And people still doubt me when I say I'm completely gay... It's harder to find than you think Call hollywood, next blockbuster has just been written. "look" .. You talking about the mother? Hahah dont say that. But no seriously I just eat like an idiot all the time. Is this how you plan on marketing for your clients? Derp Gaberp. HAHAHA I live a *mile* from this place in RL, we get a lot of drunks and fight/assault victims coming in from there at the hospital where I work. Its a crummy area: a lot of those assaults are gunshot victims Eh hem it's now 7.15pm over here, the match starts at 2.45 am Also, Japanese people in general like to go to Onsen where you all sit in a large public path. (Males in one facility. females separated in another.) So if you are going to shave downstairs you are going to get the from friends, relatives and strangers. I do not see these two headed pigs you speak of ** ** "Unless your family is rich." The goofy hats they make me wear are bullshit judging by the blank stare this isn't the first time you've been photographing that child I posted this 3 days ago and only got 6 upvotes And the not-terribly-exciting charging the catcher? Genius Yes it is. Yes, because making popular products illegal and hurting your economy always reduces criminality. ~~ ~~ ʘ‿ʘ Having sex with pets is illegal almost everywhere No worries. Screen shot next time. I despise gawker! Whoa. Who would do th- Daily mail. It's a joke dude. They're pretty common actually. Around 50% of the world has one. Are you going to argue that teaching citizens to save other people from burning buildings is a terribly irresponsible way to spend the taxes? You post 'Hi from reddit!' comments on YouTube, don't you. Wait, no protection? A Mexican woman buying a huge box of diapers... Throw balls in it. ...it says it in the bottom of the goddamn picture internet explorer LOL, yeah. Well, one is named Malcolm Brown and the other is named Malcom Brown. Snake or no you're very cute. You're married aren't you . Yes, you're going to get downvoted for complimenting someone on /r/LoseIt. Spoiler ╚( )=┐ I went from ^_^ to in a matter of milliseconds Had an ex that said "boffles the mind" instead of "boggles the mind." TIL that was man So nearly got me Ah the famous punk elitists finally joined in Makes sense, it's on THE LEARNING CHANNEL tweet your score But they are spilling it. I certainly hope you have a better lock for this beauty Post title says, "stops", article says, "starts". I literally just put a band-aid on that spot after picking at the callous. Then I found this.... Are they sure Antarctica isn't the world's most peaceful nation? I mean, Iceland's only got them beat by like 5 people. Eskimos are threatening secession in Alaska. Don't take them lightly Thus far, even.. . Ever. Must.... destroy....random pink pencil! I'm from Southern Texas. We haven't had a day of rain since January Not sure if serious. How does your text correspond to the title? Im icelandic and "Hvar eg skolta minn" isn't even close to a normal sentance I thought the World Cyber Games was our Superbowl/world cup I have a coworker that manually transfers values from speadsheet to speadsheet by typing them individually. Well, you could probably move together if things work out well, if that´s possible. It doesn´t have to be the end. It´s up to both of you to decide what happens. Asking for 20 bucks and weed? TIL my parents weren't the only ones to call them tomato plants. I seriously thought they were cherry tomato plants until my sister told me what they actually were (I was asking why we had to hide them whenever the landlord visited), when I was 15. My mum and sister had a good laugh about that one This is the reason I have four cats I paused John Petrucci for ***THIS!?*** SHET classy hacker I'm not sure whether I'd be proud of wasting over 27 hours on a boss that only requires you to dodge bullets. Talk about dull and repetitive gameplay I liked that you had the one column in the text panel feature with and trollface ... and I'm infertile 1) Mother runs her own business that includes needing to print images with a few special settings such as photo paper settings etc. She has me sit down at the computer and sits next to me with a pad of paper and pencil so she can hand write every thing I do... 1) Click start. 2) All programs. 3) Microsoft Office. 4) Word. "Not willing to do the work" I dont see photoshop. thanks for being home to countless generations of gut bacteria? At least they don't support it any more... but otherwise Nice try, *Office Max salesman*. Repost The first time I saw this posted it said it was in Korea, the reposts that followed have all said China, asians all look alike after all and if you say China you have the highest percentual chance of being right. high or not, those fucking thinmints get me every time. Errr what. "What made you decide to be gay?" ** ** Does it justify body slamming, choking and arrest? The video is disgusting any way you put it. Double-clicking hyperlinks. "Drag the file from my flash drive on to the desktop" ..... all i got was  from my mom.... I when I see someone start with www. when manually typing a URL At the time my mom owned a pretty decent Compaq, it got what she needed done. email, solitaire, iTunes, done. then she comes up to me and asks me to help her buy a new computer for this program her boss told her to get called "Office" In the end she got a Toshiba satellite I'm going to safely assume (a.k.a. I'm going to enforce) that Netflix falls into the "any other streaming source" but my challenge will be to get my boyfriend to not stream Netflix before bed. huh? I get scared that you scared anusdestroyer Why is your schedule so damn tight? MLG Columbus is in 5 days, yet you still have to go through 2 team houses and then the playoffs, if you take a day for each your tournament finishes Wednesday night, and then the winner has less than 24 hours to prepare for his international flight to the states. Talk about stressful That is an ape Me too, simpler web pages are beautifully efficient. Although that page has about 40% of the code commented out... Some of us are actually old enough to have experienced smoking in hospitals. Kids today. At least they're not planking on my- HEY, GET OFF MY LAWN! I wish they had these up north. They only have them in the southern states Since 2 years ago, right click on a mac was to press Command with the only click the mouse had.... Alright officer... > sensible sensible sensible sensible sensible sensible sensible sensible BLATANT RACIST REMARK sensible sensible. This was in an elevator where I work, someone had written that, I know what an olive is... I'm at work. I almost believed you but -lysis is the exact opposite of hardening His name is Brutus? I thought it was excellent, and was stoked she beat out Cameron for best picture. However then I was quite when she started this lawsuit. A site that links to prisonplanet.com!? Really? - that's not nice What do you mean the only song what a cunt Rocket surgery? Nice try Paul Neilan. These. Are not. Fun. These remind me of jugglettes. American spelling on an Australian service provider downvoted 8 times even though they have made a perfectly levelheaded statement common reddit you can do better then that. look at the previously visited links, one of them is NSFW. .... I didn't notice. *selfpalm* You are banned! They already do, and have for years. You've got to be Goddamn kidding me. Java solved this entire stupid problem *15 years ago!* You guys are breaking the first two rules of usenet! Is "God fearing" a common expression in English? I what you did there. This is why my doctor told my mom I'd be 6'2". I'm 5'8" I... can't... tell... if a is warranted or not here. Not sure what you mean. At first I was like O_O then I read "sort of like a girl" and was like . Be that as it may, I figure it's always easiest to quit your job if your place of employment has just literally been obliterated. yeah clearly the system is working First I was like but then I was like :D Noooo... I think we have a mutual friend. Is this too soon? No, thank you for the boners every night To this day my mom still tries to make me think my pet turtle survived that 50 foot fall into some 3 foot deep canal never forget It's a 6 year old with makeup, the Snooki bump, and one of those metal wristband things. How is that not ridiculous This has happened to me lots of times without any shaking Without the mouse > THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE SEXYTIMES Yay animal abuse Wait, so you expect or wish your ex to be alone after you dump them?? We could finally have an error function named ` ` I'm afraid to ask. Nothing in south. namma disappoint . There are several amazing places to see in India outside Rajistan and Delhi, but if you want to make this a short trip to the north, why don't you visit one of the hill stations near the himalayas too? They are really beautiful and its worth spending some time there. Try to be a little careful with food and water. Famous well known places usually ought to be safe for food. Carry bottled water. Mosquito repellent will be needed too, depending on where you decide to put up. If you happen to know someone local personally, it would be nice, otherwise people will try to rip you off. Taxis, street vendors, etc. Named Cigars International...Doesn't ship internationally. TrollTech They play skrillex on the radio. the power of reverse psychology is strong in this one And yet you stuck your dick in her. <( )> Why look it up when you can just have people feed you the information. ### Someone downvoted your comment Were you eating Cheez-its before this happened? He was looking for child porn. 11-12 years old? WTF, world? New at work and already reading reddit? My friend used to invite us round for Halo. One of his controllers had a dodgy analogue stick, one had stuck face buttons and one had no fucking right trigger. The fourth controller was perfect, and naturally, his every time. You sure seem to have some experience on the subject Nudists websites were once suggested as a good, legal source for "kiddy porn." I had a job at a Round Table pizza for a very brief period. Me and some co-workers were having a smoke break and talking about this and that. Then metal head co-worker tells us a story of how he put a cat in a microwave...and he went into gruesome detail. Everyone was like this: Although I am a Manchester United supporter I still feel inclined to At first read, I subconsciously added a "don't" between "we" and "circlejerk." I was like ... but then I reread it It's... er... cute "you’re cap figure" TIL Everything on reddit is 100% true There was talk of Land Before Time... but there was none to be had $4.01 for gas? $ perl -Mutf8 -E 'sub ಠ_ಠ {"error"}; say ' Yeah, and you get much more than lumps of coal for christmas because of it Don't lie, you locked him in there for the karma *didn't you*. I feel like I may not be using right. My thoughts on the link were very close to evilgusta. He would sleep in a crib, wear diapers, and play with childrens' toys all day, all while being cared for by a 'mother' figure... like most of Taboo it was very - why are you ruining this? "About 15,800 results" ** ** I edited the comment after people started downvoting my comment. Not that I'm afraid of downvotes, but I started wondering if I sounded sarcastic or snarky You mean you don't call it Mills? wait, were you stalking this person??? I'm thinking they probably just wipped them out when he was around...but idk Were you eating bowel control before this happened? So let me get this straight, your fiancee, which I'm sure loves you very much, will not let you have a kitten unless a third party comes into play and helps decide? By God, it's not something which requires a whole site to help you. Can't enough Something about that woman makes me sad We don't need him here. "Mexican."? *Spanish*. Thank goodness for AMC and TCM, both of which have been playing one great war movie after another all weekend ("Pearl Harbor" being excepted of course ). I called my friend (who I thought was my best friend) and asked her to pick me up because I had just come out to my parents and it was pretty tense and I felt like I was on the verge of getting kicked out. She said she couldn't because she had to get her hair done... My first word was "clock" I see I laughed harder and harder at each successive I see what you did there Well apparently you're right... I'm not saying it's your fault, though! Was more questioning the hundreds who voted a picture of a puppy to the top of the subreddit i think it has something to do with the fact that people are careless when they piss so there are piss everywhere. then when a person shit, they have to use the hover move and sometime leaves a little/big mess. then the steaming shit pile just add up. Ofc there are also other people who are crazy/drunk enough to shit on the ground ... Not to mention a 600 billion dollar budget. ** ** This is not a novelty account. You ruined my Memorial Day Because it is accurate... Why was OP there in the first place? I like to try and keep an open mind and so I'll admit that I may not see it as much (I'm not necessarily looking for it) but I don't believe it's because I'm specifically *trying* not to see it. So I'll grant you it's possible but Joufy mentioned that rape is severely underreported, to which my reply is naturally kind of skeptical. While I do concede (and easily so) that rape, along with lots of other kinds of crimes, is under-reported, that's just a given really. By nature of humans being imperfect, things aren't going to be 100 percent. The question is, how under-reported is it? There isn't a stat for that by it's very nature of it not being reported. So to speculate on it is conjecture and that's where my real skepticism comes into play. When that kind of speculation is present, I firmly believe that a persons bias is hard to not be included in said speculation. Therefore if you're looking for it (or trying specifically to not look for it) then... well, you see what you want to see. Why are you censored?! `ಠ_ಠ ` ` ಠ_ಠ ` ` ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ` Hyper-Realistic Combat Simulator? Sounds like something you might say to a girl who just got her period for the first time Shoot... cut... killer dresser... stab... My great-grandma's name was Bertha Amen. I'd like to know why a small spatter of rain appears to cancel services, make others late and generally cause mayhem Great, all my mains are free. cannae45  You make this sound like a problem. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ^you^bastard - You folks just don't appreciate a beautiful male body... It has other names? "Milan would become a city of Islamists and Gypsys"... thats progress, i guess. Oh god, Sailor Starlights... Strange dark magic is afoot . Why would you want to remind anyone about Creed? I thought this was a thread about celebrities. I wonder if her dad is a redditor. I can see an askreddit: "what's the worst NYE you've ever had?" Some asshole kid threw his drink in my face while his buddy sucked and slobbered on my daughter's face Then please, good sir, tag that motherfucker. WHAT ... THE ... FLYING ... FUCK??? Sigh, I assumed anything associated with Reddit would be awesome. The worst part is when the neckbeards spam the voice chat with how awesome they are. This is not a haiku. ZOMG, this is SOOO FUNNY, there should be a subreddit for Rage Comics..... Oh, wait, there is Or, when you switch to the full site, it takes you to whatever.com ... then you click on a link there and it just takes you back to m.whatever.com What about four o'clock? FAP WELL? SHOW US THE INSIDE OF THE CARD? Awesome, we overloaded the site and it crashed. Holy crap I wish... System is called Ultipro and it's maintained by Ultimate Software. It's the *Ultimate*. ditto is not a whore! Your wife and my wife have identical handwriting... You're right. It's the labia that would be cute Why does someone always make this joke when phoneticians say their field of work? This is the second time today someone has made this joke ... oh we know... believe me, we know. I mean, if you google "reddit face", you do get "They have their ups and downs." Japan - I sign my name the same way as your wife. But I'm a guy. Cool, buncha CodePink retards. Not enough money to lobby? Not enough members to make any real changes? Lets wave our little pink dicks in the wind until we get arrested, that always fixes everything. Not really, but I've got a Droid 2 and the battery life has been pretty great (wish I could say the same of the craptacular kernel that I cannot fix or replace ). "manly chest fur." Well, *that's* a lovely mental image. Why the hell is CoD: Elite the thumbnail? Ixnay. Ixnay. Ibyanslay inway olkswagensvay. Thanks for not downvoting. I was bracing for impact. Loss of land is not equivalent to ethnic cleansing You're the reason I lurk FWIW, I'm Christian and I agree, him saying that he talks to God all the time is serious cause for concern I want to meet the doctor that was told to do this If that's the case, that's ridiculously imperialistic by Blizzard The first sentence screams of a Nigerian scammer. Then.... it gets weird. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ only the people of r/pics will enjoy this............ How I feel when I see a cat in every third post: "Lagunitas IPA is a big, bold Imperial IPA..." Sona: Multiple deathcaps, one AA. By skinny of course, you mean *ripped as hell*? Nope. Nope. Nope nope. Imgur is blocked where I work Arrested Development... I guarantee no one else on reddit watches this show ** ** I think that's totally understandable. It's like watching girls kiss and fondle each other at bars. They do that with their friends to turn guys on. I sit there and watch them with this look on my face because I feel like I'm being lied to. [ ] looks like a VHS cassette. leekspin.... I had to do your mother laundry, and there was a nipple in her bra. That just makes a clone. What's wrong with your body? It resembles my own a great deal. Are you saying I'm chubby or something? True, I guess I would be fine with a limited amount of dog pictures, but MY GOD THE CATS I'm glad Google Earth exists because I have all these false ideas about where stuff is located. For example, I have a few friends from Cleveland and for some reason I always thought it was in about the south central part of the state. Wrong dumbass, that's Columbus. Then where the fuck is Cleveland? It's on the goddamn Canadian border Yes, it does strive to be utopian, and no, that's not a problem. That's a good thing. It's better to have a utopian goal than to have some ideology that still sucks even when it succeeds (Democrats and Republicans, I'm looking at you ). unless jizz is involved apparently Oh god damn it. I was doing SO WELL ignoring these things at every grocery store, to the point where I didn't even see them. Now I want to smoke myself retarded, eat a whole box and throw it up just for a guilt-free twofer. You should wash your hands to keep bacteria from spreading. That being said, neither me or my roomie wash our hands . Anyone wanna come over? I'll make you food :-D At 1:34 Timbaland grabs a banana then starts dancing like a monkey The Mavericks appeared around 9 times...all on the receiving end. Then how did she say things? Yeah, I realized almost instantly after I submitted this to reddit that I should have just cut all the audio out. Heaven... not always rewarding I asked for help with some electronics coursework, in a thread. "We don't help Noobs" apparently they don't help noobs > I'm looking at you, Unitedstatians It's…pretty creepy either way IMO. Dude .. your ears Add me (francis) ""ctrl + f "this" "carl sagan" " You copied this from an other post. >Reddit will do anything...for karma Not surprised by this one bit. I've lived in NJ my entire life and seen nothing but corrupt politician after corrupt politician, regardless of their party affiliation. Only reason Christie won was because he was running against another fat cat douche bag, and he seemed like the lesser fat cat douche bag (however size wise, he was the bigger fat cat douche bag) at the time. Typical NJ politics. Doesn't matter who winds up in office, our people just wind up getting the shit end of the stick. Our property taxes keep going up (mine went from 6k to 12k in the matter of 6 years...), huge political scandals involving pay to play, obvious mob run projects being funded by our tax dollars (I'm at you EnCap), the call to privatize everything (our DMV is now privatized and there has been heavy talk of our public parks being privatized now), cutting school budgets, shitty roads that haven't been paved in decades and increases in cost of living and property values yet wages remain stagnant and unemployment keeps increasing. NJ has a lot of great things about it, but our politicians and guidos are not part of the finer aspects of this state and do nothing but maintain the stereotype. Category: Entertainment i love it how everyone just watches him for a minute and a half Nice NSFW tag, I just got fired for looking at pictures of masturbating cats. Justin Beiber album "I also got crabs from her, haha." "Bowl before me"? Are you a scumbag hipster? At first I was like, Photos of your legs are needed to verify your qualifications to critique said legs... OH GOD I DIDN'T THINK OF THAT I'd laugh if you weren't completely correct. I had a nice mustache but my husband got jealous and made me shave it. >She didn't get the hint. Smell your mom You took chantix for 4 months and didn't quit? Did you like, smoke the entire time you were doing it? It's 1:54 long.  I said that with an "O" expression, chuckling a little. I still wonder whether it was my expression, or the statement which made them go Or you find the correct book and they say "no, that's not it, I saw it on tv and the cover was different". I am a whore for sexy male seiyuu, so I can understand why OP might be watching Death Note and Bleach, since that's pretty much why I watch One Piece, but...No Gintama? No Sayonara, Zetsubo Sensei? I assume you are referring to her one god awful screechy song that won't stop playing on the radio. Yeah, I pretty much feel like hating on everyone when I hear a camel dying Yeah! I'm funny! Don't take that from me! ಠ_ಠ^ Doesn't make it better. And wait... 9/11 was last year? B===D~~~ ლ( ლ) Food items + bathroom = They do it won the Dewmocracy vote. Where do you live? Yeah, cause Harlem is where every girl wants to be walking around late at night. His shoes We got our yearbooks today and one kid's senior bio is all about how he's proud to be a furry... But I've already phoned the house detective... Uncle Ben? Really? From all of us at r/starwars, Also, we're not wolves. Seriously. Some people. SPAWN MORE OVERLOR--- o wait.... NOT YOU TOO DAMN IT DONT YOU HAVE A ~~REDACTED~~ TO POST IN WITHOUT ME I read this as 'Greatest porno ever made' I still fapped. I'm 22 and look forward to reading Naruto and Bleach every week Your mouse cursor should not be on top of text. What I can't understand is how being gay is wrong but sexually abusing children is not. downvoted for unnecessary comment announcing that you can use the downvote button like everyone else... Didn't see what subreddit this was posted in, I jumped Exact? * * wording... what the hell did you just expose me to? I dunno... something smells fishy here... Creeps me out, man. Sounds like the paralleled universe of Reddit for the people who lurk down in between the uncensored realm of child porn and assassination markets. I'll...pass. I wouldn't say everyone thinks ghosts are dickheads but I'm sure a lot of people are afraid of the unknown. Although in this case I didn't even think that the girl may have been a ghost until I told my best friend, who was like "Holy shit you saw a ghost?" I think I was more worried about this girl than scared - otherwise I wouldn't have gone near some bushes where some serial killer could be hiding... But yes, I was freaked out - the reason being I hate the dark, and she gave me a hell of a fright... and she could have been with someone. I don't know, I freak out for nothing at night. > **Exact** same wording too facebook link Yeah, because there are no hibachi/teppenyaki places on the east or west coasts... Project Runway!? Really? . And it takes up more CPU than my JavaScript GameBoy Color emulator. Ooer why don't you have a seat over there. (*quickly goes to WebMD to see if actually true*) ... Yeah, damn those "activists" for actually doing things for the community.... Someone already posted this image with that exact title Domain name I agree. White men suck. (as does rigorously studied medicine prescribed by board certified doctors) Exact same wording too I envy you . Be sure to post pics once you finish the build. Kind of surprised you spent so much and didn't get an SSD though. Silk Road currently #8 on google trends. Fuckin WOW! indeed. what's more judge-able is your username In case sarcasm didn't go through, no. I dunno, that food doesn't look very good. It includes "two cans of taco." The one where Michelle Pfeiffer is Catwoman. The **only** universe Finish minecraft. Internet Explorer New president looks to rebuild studio’s reputation with focus on Star Wars games - Dammit, my eyes are too dark to see whether I have this. On halloween somebody asked me if I had in black colored contacts. /\/\ ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ /\/\ I get your point, though those comics bitching about other people's comics are kind of annoying. Also, following up Pulp Fiction with Pirates of the Caribbean? console only HAHAHAHAHA this just says it all... Americans are fucked... how can anyone make the decision to hand over Canadian citizens to fucking Syria? no outcry, nobody cares. Obama himself goes out of his way to stop the Supreme court from correcting events... like this hey i thought the reddit rules were no major banks...***no exceptions!*** Hipster I was going to make an arousal joke but then I read the question and realized it was the correct answer. Thank you for this. I am at work and was about to click on those. I hate when people omit \[NSFW\] tags. My stubbed toe is always restubbed at least once before fully healed Man-Uggs Because incest isn't edgey until it's underage. I have a Corvette. It's a 1992. I don't drive/park it like a dick though. It fits in one parking spot so I put it in one parking spot. I also have a little Hyundai Accent. Well on this map, I was toying around with lava for a volcano and accidentally half the island, including the giant tree. It put me out of commission for a few days while my pride healed. "ridonkulous!" Now how did this make the front page ? I thought the title said 'Grandfather' at first. "Feb-you-ary" I once dated a devout christian and I'm an athiest, lasted a month. turns out she had a boyfriend and was cheating on him with me. I've played both. It does NOT suffice. Are these the kind of problems American people have? I feel bad for you people having to put up with this fan needs to move... So someone who get called a "nigger" shouldn't complain? you sir have fantastic logic... Jollyranchers. So someone who get called a "nigger" should complain ? you sir have fantastic logic... I do, but that's the only thought going through my head. I swear to god, I've had three different people bring me the exact same idea for a "local textbook trade-in site" just this semester. And we have like 4 businesses that do just that here on campus My Canadian ex-boyfriend told me once that the South won the American Civil War. Nice try, ITS. That's *23* words. You can go deeper than 4chan? I was at a red light and a homeless guy asked me for some change, I had none on me and I never carry cash. He then went on to tell me to go back to mexico, and that us mexicans stole his job. I was born in the US and none of my parents are Mexican, I am hispanic though. /\/\ ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ /\/\ Or when every time they chew, their mouth fills up with air, which they use their cheeks to push through their nose? Ugh! and some try to throw talking in the mix... with the constant hiss of the oxygen they are stealing from the well mannered world fighting to get around their deviated sceptum.... Wait old people do this too ? OOOOOOOOhhhh yes we did. We used to have crap happen all of the time. One time while I was down stairs in the lobby getting something to drink in conconsession, a wildly obese woman came running in to the lobby (which was full) screaming "YOUR UPSTAIRS IS ON FIRE! CALL THE POLICE!" Since I was the only projections on shift at the time (which was all the time) I ran upstairs with a fire extinguisher. Turns out, the film had gotten torn somehow when I threaded it and it melted in the housing and projected it on to the screen. I quickly cut out 3 frames, spliced it back together and had the film rolling again, no problem. Went down stairs to grab my drink just as the fire trucks were pulling up. Heh Every. Single. Time. /\/\ಠಠಠಠ_ಠಠಠಠ/\/\^/\/\ಠಠಠಠ_ಠಠಠಠ/\/\^/\/\ಠಠಠಠ_ಠಠಠಠ/\/\^/\/\ಠಠಠಠ_ಠಠಠಠ/\/\^/\/\ಠಠಠಠ_ಠಠಠಠ/\/\^/\/\ಠಠಠಠ_ಠಠಠಠ/\/\^/\/\ಠಠಠಠ_ಠಠಠಠ/\/\^/\/\ಠಠಠಠ_ಠಠಠಠ/\/\^/\/\ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ/\/\ so its the community dildo until claimed..... You can't be serious (honest speculation, not trolling) Kitty disapproves. Also the over-caffeinated Nah, bro. That'll _never_ happen. > we served it anyways. "Rampage Jackson.....On his black fans" this is a repost isn't it Am I being trolled? Mother-in-law is fine with excessive violence on movies/tv, but the instant a girl gets semi-nude suddenly the movie is objectifying women & traumatizing them sexually. My wife was down visiting last weekend, mother-in-law was watching Twilight, talking about how hot the werewolves w/out shirts were. theres a subreddit for *deadjailbait*? haha, no it's cool. It's just when professors or teachers pronounce it wrong, and then I correct them, but continue to pronounce it wrong, I'm like ` / ;_;` at the same time. *** *** > @hotmail.com ... Yay, let's mock our Veterans. Please start down voting this. Star Wars is Fictional, the Vietnam war was not. don't jump the bandwagon Office Space. Shit the Vice Principal of my high school was Mr. Brewer Relevant username? at first i was all , but then i was like ^o^ you've made this too visceral for me. i upvote, reluctantly. I just started last week.. They're running vmware 2.0 and routing 1,000 clients to their 100Mbps backbone over a 10/100 switch 18 hours ago... Why are there rares and mythics in there instead of a binder? You're not a woman, sir. I'm not sure if it physically can actually... And again, Yeah...sure. When a dolphin does it, it's fucking adorable... NSFW >**You** - stares back at them with a BUT BACON IS YUMMY. Also, clearly a pic that has been reposted numerous times because OP is a greedy karma whore. ah hem......and just where the fuck is Pluto I always suck it up on the purple side, which is a damn shame cause it is my favorite color * * Something smells fishy Poor fucking Goya, what happened to that man . Did they look like ? Yeah, it seems that he freely admits that religious belief is completely arbitrary. How can I believe when my capacity for reason won't let me? Just ignore it and go with your emotions. How can I change my emotions? By slavishly following religious rites. If you admit your religion requires no reason and is built entirely on feelings (which you believe are so easily manipulated that simple mimicry can change such a fundamental feeling!), what are you doing betting on it? Sounds like he lost all other reasons to believe and was desperately searching for something to hold on to. No you weren't. It hatesses it Got to love watching an ad a quarter as long as the video itself. You guys get all the funding and labs as well Geekville? Under paper plates, so it doesn't hurt the cat just surprises it. No need for Thanks. Me neither now. I hope it uses the Vitality Sensor that Nintendo scraped, that had SOOO much promise... It looked better un-straightened Sounds like an awkward "no homo, but you're hot" moment She's kinda right. So many of us stare with awkward, creepy, unblinking, angry eyes. You're doing it right now. Now I'm doing it. Just staring with a blank, sad, faraway expression. It's fucking creepy. She's actually being nice, cause that kind of behavior is actually disturbing to neurotypicals. This is about 10 days in a row of DAEs from this subreddit. Says the man belittling auguralsentinal. ಠ_ಠ Chomsky That's okay, It's not like I liked grilled cheese sandwiches anyways because they are out there doing something! you can try to say its not effective, they are fat stoner, ddosing is pointless ect but at the end of the day these people are risking being labeled as felons to take a stand in what they believe in. Thats why they get and deserve the respect. while you sit on your computer and complain these guys are quite literally changing the world we live in one step at a time, also im a super fit stoner and i take offense to your generalization that people interested in computers must be overweight and pot heads. when i was in *high school* half my class thought this. Has Al Jazeera dropped this story altogether, or just on their English site? I can't find anything from them on this since the 8th of May. Stupid, if she doesn't reply immediately it means she's already fucking her next boyfriend as you wait for a text. This is kind of common knowledge. No Brakes.... I can't believe I'll have to wear that ugly ass gown with that crazy looking hat at my graduation It's really confusing that that's the image reddit chose for the thumbnail. They didn't have anything better on the page, I guess. On the other hand, it does remind me to I should try find the Ayrton Senna film if I can. Are you a member? I haven't seen this prof mentioned anywhere. I'm in desperate need of a replacement filter and crush washer. I suspect they're both original . But can't figure out where to get them. I guess I should have said that Americans I've talked to who grew up with zipper flies tend to find them easier to use. With button flies I get stuck with the second and third buttons sometimes and it looks like I'm touching myself at a weird angle after I pee Why is this guy getting downvoted for what music he likes? Yes it's not exactly the taste of most people around here, but can't people like different music? Imgur. What is the mic for? I like to put in all of my passwords. >lets say 450 * 365 days = 164,250 calories per year! Thanks man! And thanks for the sticker too! Fucking Understone. Copy and paste. I'm a fraud! ***YOU WILL PLAY AND YOU WILL LIKE IT*** I cant believe i have that song on my ipod.... Because they are no longer burgers at that point, they are meatloaf patties Stop trying to get people to use that term A deadlift and a squat? At the same time? Isn't there a name for that? Wasn't it in the Olympics? Oh yeah, the clean and jerk Don't you jinx me. Don't you put that evil on me! I work in IT now, its kinda like AOL is an instant I'm referring to the ridiculous shadow. Asp.net.. Whoa Old school God damn it, water+black underwear " The shit I put up with " Don't know why you were downvoted. (To the people who downvoted, ) This is after Moody's 'forgot' Memorial Day made it a three-day weekend you just compered a gamecube and a ps on the bases of its hardware Just to be sure I'm getting all this: you're trying to justify your blatantly racist comment with the clarification that you only meant that "black strippers" are more trouble than white strippers - not that black women in general are more trouble than white women. As a bonus, you loved telling your black girlfriend that your ancestors used to literally own her ancestors. If I've got that just about right, then . So basically instead of good parenting you fucking with another man's property. ^This guy! So then how come your post consisting only of " " got lots of upvotes? Oh look, an asshole on the internet. My friends used to snort lines of kief cause they thought it would get them high. Hey, I have minor Scoliosis. Yes, in NorCal, all we have is ski resorts. Nothing else but. Downvoted for punchline in title. This isn't a troll really, just the best police experience I've ever had. My friends and I were eating at Sonic and when we had finished we were arguing about who was going to get shotgun. I ended up getting it, but the two of the people getting in the back started arguing about who would have to sit middle (a guy and a very attractive girl). At this point, our driver decided it would be funny to drive off and leave them there, not far, just to the parking lot of the store next door. Well they run after us and the whole time the girl is screaming "Stop! Stop!" They finally make it to the car and the my guy friend decides to just push her into the car and get in after her. He does this and we speed off, our driver actually ran a red light directly afterward (female drivers ). Almost immediately a cop pulls up behind us and puts on its sirens. that doesn't exist.. well i mean, all those sit ins in the 50-60's etc were people purposely were trying to get arrested so that racist laws could be put to public light and abolished through judicial review.....So yes sometimes purposely getting arrested does mean something and people should care... always connected... ironic that you 'd at someone for not understanding the title when, in fact, you didn't understand the title Did someone just call Charlie Chaplin's inspiring speech against _Adolf Hitler_ a "fairly blatant 1940 Hollywood propaganda piece"? I'll say. Those female corpses look lonely  I haven't read it since high school, but doesn't Lestat drink period blood in that last one? Why were you getting downvoted? ¯＼( )/¯ thoes dirty bastards She was like (*text*)(*text*)... 'oh, wtf?... He meowed?' Emphasis on the ! :-D Way to damage my self-image. I'm a guy So you're like 12? Why am I imagining him clawing the air as he's meowing. The reason that software like suitcase fusion exists is so you won't bog down your system. Go ahead and google how to manually manage fonts. And be wary of pirating fonts that don't have a pedigree. You can't drink until you're 21, but you have to register for the draft at 18. Those cases, I can understand it; But do you advocate it as a purely cosmetic surgery? That is where my was directed I should have clarified. Your the result of a broken condom and an extra glass of wine. You've completely missed the point. At first I was thinking it was going to be a Friday joke. Then I got into the story and was like O_O then I was like . Australia politick is The Best politick A simple "I was being facetious." would have sufficed. Your lack of an asterisk betrays your fake edits. ( ) Yeah, the bars are overpriced and filled with douchebags. I'm used to 100% of one, and 50% of the other 102 dung and no primal and or ssh? You'd think the food store would have enough sense not to have the boxes right next to each other You're telling me you blew off the whole season.. without even watching any of the shows? ** ** I…wasn't being entirely serious. Linking to a video on facebook ... Yeah, lanfearl is right. I thought along the same line and figured the yellow and blue ants mated to get green but where did the red come from before I noticed... You are less of an idiot than I. That whole article is rather infuriating and only shows the boundless ignorance of the author. There was certainly some truth to the scientific facts he cited, but otherwise it seems he was assigning arbitrary dates to make it fit with the biblical story. Who the fuck opens someone else's mail without permission? SU6CK.jpg Then why do you mention Jesus Christ ? 1. "Nope, you still need to grow up." Well that's going nowhere. 2. "You know no women over the age of about 16 who you could have asked?" I don't talk to my mother or my female friends about their visits to the gynecologist. 3. "You've never been in a medical setting where you could have asked a Doctor or Nurse?" How on earth would that even come up? It's not like this is a question I've been pondering for a long time. 4. "You saw this opportunity to ask a medical professional so you took advantage of it? Bullshit, you're a troll trying to get a false accusation discussion going." Nope, I'm sorry if I disappointed you but it's just not that exciting. I'm just a curious person who has questions about stuff from time to time and I ask people so I can gain knowledge. That's called learning. You are the only person here who is trying to turn this into something different. 5. "The public is more likely to believe an attractive woman?? How does that even make sense??" My thinking is not that the public is more apt to believe an attractive woman but that a man would have made an advance on an attractive woman. 6. "People say attractive/hot women 'look for it' and have an 'who could blame him' attitude towards the rapist. Or that she led him on then changed her mind." Yes, there are people who say this. No, I am not one of them. 7. "At least you can count." >They forget to mention how expensive it is to use your AT&T phone ~~in those countries~~. > Username relevant? Thanks *^ Oh let's not get into this ridiculous debate.* "He also has many exotic animals....some of which he has killed" Wow, what the fuck even happened here? As a girl working in the games industry, I can attest that this is creepily true. My roommate needs to learn about this, everytime I say something like "I'll be going to a concert tonight so I don't think I'll be home at 8 --" "OH EM GEE that's awesome shall we meet there at 9:30?" *sodan't ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ The amps themselves are pretty cheap, but the guy builds them in China and then ships them over. They're not light, so shipping is the tough part to swallow. I think my actual amp was something like $110, but shipping was $40. I've officially revoked your game collecting license for your crimes against this community. Day[9]'s eyes: ---> (.Y.) And I just bought you shurikens! What the hell am I supposed to do with 99 shurikens? I know. LOL. Literally. Wife is giving me . Hmmm... What about the rest of us? Are you implying mom's do nothing? And you didn't restart the chapter? This is piracy Is that some sort of unholy fusion of Comic Sans and Papyrus? Good rendering, I think that's probably right about grex. Also, why the commas around alone in the first line? Downvote for breaking Godwin's law in the *OP* Hey you're welcome. Redditors seem to not understand practicality That's pretty nea.... wait... oh god... German fingering on the recorders I had to zoom in to see them even though I knew what I was looking for. She saw this comment and I swear she just made this face... This is reddit. I expect someone who enjoys this website would have understood that sexual jokes would be made from this picture [ ] nice...i mean GOOD! Where's your chewin tobacco TIL E-Santa used to show his penis at random strangers in college. bulker Well I tried. You should hit that I *just* read this news. Here on reddit. On the front page. And it's not from this post. .........what You don't do well around people who look down on others, yet a woman that walks loudly is a "pretentious whore"? She has 2 spines? For the love of god, tessellate the cheese! And you call yourself an artist Well, my point is that usually someone in the core family has a redeeming change of heart. Or at least Lois or Brian on an intellectual level appreciates the fact that they are being a douche. In this instance we are left at the end with the entire family as unabashedly bigoted with *no* indication any of them has even considered their view. I was expecting the awful jokes at the dinner table. And the snide remarks, and the rest of it. I took that with a grin because everyone gets theirs when they're the group singled out on shows like this. But I *also* expected at least a from one of the more enlightened characters as, if nothing else, audience surrogate for the people groaning about the over the top stuff. MIIIINNNEEEEECRAAAAAAAAAFT How? Anyone would see you entering them **FOX NEWS LINK IN "MY" ** Relevant username Holy shit I just watched this movie last night no_clip Maybe he did know. Nervana? Nikola Tesla "stoked"? 6-7 months? I've made pepakura Halo helmets in 2 days What are you doing in my field? OK I apologise for trying to make someone feel better about their own unfounded insecurities... I'm so sorry... You are feet are freezing >you're an ass For the love of god, tesseract the cheese! And you call yourself a theoretical sandwichist is it? I'm surprised that your brain could decode that. Kudos to you. *gave up after ~3 seconds* that woke me up. 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Fine, I'll go. Does anyone else find it nay impossible to maintain your bikini line without getting razor burn/ingrown hairs? I'm a little bitch and the last time I tried to get waxed they actually pulled out a chunk of my skin (I still have the scar ) so that's never happening again, but I cannot stand the bumps! He said well done What in gods name......??? And what exactly do you do with said smartphone Like I'm going to say that here.... No one start cutting live wires all willy-nilly with just insulated cutters, now. I think there's more to it than just that. Son... Jeremy seems like a decent enough guy to me, though he does seem to have gone a little nutty from being out in the sun too long. What weirds me out about the show is it's obsession with fish that will bite your dick off. The point was to show the hugeness of africa since this is a thread about comparing land masses of all kinds. Your egotistical way of turning my rather bland joke into a personal attack on me is why you deserved a full blast of It wasn't bothering me until someone pointed out that it should be, and that they didn't respect me as much for it. Next time she'll take it out from larynx >It wasn't bothering me until someone pointed out that it should be, and that they didn't respect me as much for it. Why am I a shitty girlfriend? Sorry for not wanting to taste pissy dick u srs? >Just got this email from Apple... are they just making fun of themselves now? *u* srs? YES iplaw has a point about efficiency (although "all 20" suggests he's doing some cross chaining: ) but save for racing, I find bike gearing to be a little excessive just for riding around. As any singlespeeder can tell you, having fewer gears can force you to ride harder, or to coast a while, or to get off and walk... all three of which are perfectly healthy for the body and soul. My sister retweeted this from Owl City... Simple. GET NEW FRIENDS Says the Daily Mail........ So are you actually going to give me some advice on the suit itself because I am not taking it back, or are you just going to sit there and bag on JC Penny's? It looks nice and I am not going to be wearing it everyday. I was looking for something to wear to job interviews mostly. This is the most frustrating thing I've ever read. Ignoramuses. I googled that, and in frustration tried to eliminate words and re-searched till I realized it was fake. 12 year olds Almost always after, and my husband finds it hilarious. So he's recycling it for karma? That seems even worse. Dude, no wonder Idra BM's these bastards The T1i body is fine and that price is a decent deal. Depending on what you plan to shoot, the 55-200mm might not be that useful, or it might be very useful. I like that they give you the option to add another 55-200mm lens to a package that already includes one gggg.... ggg, GGggggG.... I came here, thinking I was super witty, to make a Benjamin Button reference. You beat me to it. I'm 16. You say it like I'm going to have kids soon. I'm not a slut who's going to go get knocked up as soon as I'm out of high school, thank you very much. Unfortunately, it's a valid threat. My school had seven pregnant girls this year and four of them were in my class. And I live in a rich, predominantly-white suburb. Don't go to reddit, it gave me a Trojan. 'Is that a kid?' See, that's what I thought too, and the top voted comments are hair and make-up questions. because this is real You would think a particularly good idea would be able to make money even with taxes. The wealthy in opposition to taxes just don't want to put that much effort into it. before I paypal you, how much extra should I send if I want a sticker as well? An online Pokemon RPG that is not a MMO? Maybe it'll be something like Farmville I wore a 36C for years and hated wearing bras because they fit like crap and I thought that was just how it was. Tried on a 38B by chance one day and my bras have fit wonderfully ever since. I did try doing a bra fitting once; the fitter started off with the typical stuff about how going up/down a cup size or two was OK so long as you went down/up 2 inches in the band per cup size. This was after I discovered the true difference between a 36C and a 38B, so my ears shut off and I left ASAP. (I imagine she measured me as a 38B and wanted to butter me up for the 36C's b/c they didn't have any 38B's. ) I um..... I dunno, it was on here a couple of days/weeks ago. He was like "I want to make this herp derp mod!!!1! So can someone give me the code for it???1?" And everyone else ever was like First of all your point is just as much moot as mine so please remove the smug tone from your retort. Half the shit that come out of my keyboard is bullshit anyway yeahtechno :P But I'm glad someone finds themselves important enough to play the roll of Bullshit Police Yay, good luck! I have similar issues. I hate "going out", although I enjoy making friends. I am just awkward socially, sometimes, and I get very nervous around strangers. So, as it goes, I don't want to date someone who is a stranger, I want to be friends first... but often, in becoming friends, I am rarely attracted and usually a little . I don't think this is true of most guys, I just seem to have made friends with a lot of guys with some weird ideas sometimes... Part of it is the fact that I have no shame in being "out there weird" sometimes, and vocal about my beliefs, though they are rather unpopular. But! We are friends, so no big loss. =) I am content having great friends and have no desire to make out with any of them, so as far as I'm concerned, that's a success. Wow this really speaks to me. There was this really cute guy that I liked, and I thought about making the first moves but I didn't want to seem desperate and obvious. Bad choice. Well :D next time I see him um...I'll tell him I want to date him and do bad stuff to him. Unless its too aggressive? This is hard. I appreciate you bringing this to my attention. My girlfriend's name is Sarah and she talks like this. How would you make Dice Poker harder? brush up on your shakespeare...er star trek. Pretty failed novelty account there. Whos to say a guy who's quiet or unwilling to make the first move isn't strong or assertive? Stop relying on "from the time of cavemen" examples for your arguments, the rest of us have moved beyond that. "Man the fuck up..." . It's a shame you almost had a good novelty account. But instead of calling out Reddit on it's bullshit gender stereotypes you actually just reinforced them, you're part of the hivemind, sorry kiddo. M in the Noir section... Wait... people think it isn't? LSAT in a few hours?..... browsing Reddit...... From your children? *Eyes Wide Shut* -- The only problem I have with this list is that you haven't played Portal OR Minecraft This is, unfortunately, not true. It may be illegal for random testing, but I have a lot of friends who have had to get tested, either for jobs in the military or construction. It's a common practice out west in the camps. For this reason, drugs like coke are often favoured over trees... I don't think I understand them.... no /\/\ ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ /\/\ Alright, *who* printed the internet again? ... It's probably just gonna be either Pokemon Battle Revolution 2 ( ), a new Colosseum-esque game, or a mix of both. District 9 I heard calling things you don't like "gay" is a mature thing to do. laughed so hard my sombrero fell off .......... The reporter speaks German??!!.........oh Google translate says that this is improper grammar. - you're so mature I just had this conversation with our barista last night. There's shouldn't be any non-bidet using countries... It's a damn shame. Especially America... No excuses. Kreuz Market in Lockhart is by far my favorite. Rudy's is okay for being a chain in a gas station... but if that is all you can say about it... That second link died real fast How did that even come out in conversation?? me too. Out of curiosity, why " "? ( ) look below this comment 37.5 Days of gameplay if you play 8 hours a day And he said they stopped counting after 300 hours. Well that makes sense. I posted this video before it was posted, and got a crap load of downvotes. Shoes for diabeetus. They were named Bonnie and Clyde, but they are brother and sister... so... . We are probably renaming them Luke and Leia. i would have loved to see the crowd just stare back at him like Yet I have the gut feeling that no matter how much better this game will be than MW3, MW3 will still outsell it. I will be disappoint "where did they get it" "visit the websites yourself. Fap. Then move on." its child porn I wasn't being serious Leave it to the Reddit Misogyny Squad I know a dude named Baby Boy, he just goes by Tony, though. I think the point others are making (and downvoting you while they're at it ) is that, as hunteriam said, the fight against the covenant is (or was) over. Thus, a sequel was not necessary, so it's not as much of a sequel hook as, say, the end of Halo 2. "Evaporation, condensation, precipitation on the ground! And they call it the water cycle cause it's going round and round." 2nd grade panties in a twist? really? come on lets at least try to keep an elevated level of discussion here. I knew that answer was going to appear... You can see what's going on even if you don't make it THAT birght.. Artosis: ....... Dog looks on in disappointment I find it amusing that they find turkey weird, but many have no qualms about eating dogs. But then again, I suppose they feel the same way about us, in reverse... my school had sonic wall... it classified Reddit under "child pornography" I don't know. On the one hand, kids on facebook is On the other hand, moms on facebook is also Umm...its not okay to call me stupid . regardless of the word used if its used in a harmful way its not okay, words like "nigger" or "cracker", since they carry negative connotations, are almost exclusively used as a harmful word, while yes sarcasm with those words has its place. Believe me, I wish it was. I only bought maybe 15-20 Worldwake boosters, and I got stuck with six or seven Razor Boomerangs ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ She probably schlicked back and you didn't see it TL;DR: That would've made me piss a turd. If the original Perfect Dark was remade with XBL multiplayer, why can't they do that with Halo how did you know that was my name? You broke down? Become Millionaire, Move to Florida, Get away with Murder... (Good job justice system... ) I see That's how cat food is made When you were born? Leichhardt represent I'd be up for it if it weren't for the macaroni salad. Macaroni has no business being in a salad . apple I got............420............ gad? IMO? Employers who will do you right (*pause*, ) generally treat you right all the way through. I'm young, but I've been on both ends of the equation, man. Being yanked around ( ) is never fun, but it's a valuable lesson and eventually it becomes really obvious who is for real and who is not. You know the difference after an employer finally treats you right. These things actually happen?... Btw.. How do you know they are demanding you speak and understand them if you cannot understand them I think you weren't reading the comments... Just hit the ಠ key. I'd use her as a plastic bag Can someone go bitch-slap the ~~PSTO~~ USPTO? …Is that guy serious? "Not that strong" I'll go cry in a corner now Take my upvotes, Miss Swan. Agree withe . Could use a much less 1st grade explanation. That baby was all like And yet you lived to post on Reddit... No, it doesn't mean every kid has to be harnessed. However, it *does* mean that leashes can be used for good and I'm sick and tired of everyone assuming it's a terrible thing to do. TIL Americans think horseradish is a "style" of mustard. Right. I'm sure if we all start shooting people, things will turn out great. Wtf are you talking about? 0:25 "all of these characters are very tanky" on a team with Urgot Rick... Roll. My internet is too slow for that to ever work. I recently found out my dad believes in telephaty, but not that cars can drive without human drivers. 26 rigtige. Godt at man har fået automatisk statsborgerskab. lolamerica I need to get a bike. Please tell me you're joking and actually know what that is High school band teacher had sex with a student multiple times throughout the school year at the school. He was engaged to another teacher at the same school and they are still getting married. actually idk :( please forgive me if I do something wrong, but i'm paraguayan an idk too much about reddit. Can you explain me what's EDIT There. Were. No. Sequels. rock band instruments.... really? Kinda green Were you uneasy about adding a shounen-ai title to your simulcast list? I personally *love* you for doing it. I'm confused, I thought they said they were keeping the updates secret. ** ** Slow and life steal are both attack modifiers now yes Wow, someone had the brilliant idea of taking a politically charged message and putting it in the hands of a kid who probably doesn't understand what it even means! People should just take credit for the things they actually say and believe instead of using children to get the message out. The government is too stupid to deal with there own damn money. Why does it say in that over subreddit it didn't pass. I wish the guy was playing as the Mavericks. Kobe would have walked on stage, given the guy a and walked off. Just in time for the first week of beach volleyball >btw, How could it have been necessary to test more than 1000 fucking nukes? I'm looking at you, US of A Finally someone pointed this out! Not a day goes by that I don't seen an American that looks like this! If only there were skinny attractive people in this country! > mean, you believe the Fall of Man...happened before man The *character* probably isn't older than a few hours. You are a sick individual. I see what you did there >main screen (turn on ) yeah im sure they are How did he get the outside of his comments on his user page? Is this a Reddit Gold perk? Logan's steak house These people are pretty similar to the people who say vaccines cause autism. missed the reference You don't understand what a Kung Fu film is then do you `·.,¸,.·*¯`·.,¸,.·*¯[;::;(= =) Nyan. So, the place that incorporates all races shouldn't be open to transvestites. I wonder what are your thought on THIS society.... Thank you, Mr. Data semicolon boobs as a present? I don't want to sound like the whiney chief of upvote police or anything, but isn't 19 upvotes to 116 comments a slightly ridiculous margin? It'd be different if you didn't care about he subject, but you guys are actually leaving your item names and participating in conversation. And 97 downvoters seems a bit far fetched. i AM a girl Why do I find myself slightly turned on by this... Seriously, Link looks like a lesbian As someone who helped during a Scotiabank technical audit focused on security: I keep telling him to stay naked when he's home but he refuses. 17C? It's summer in Glasgow and a balmy 14C You mean, combs are sex toys? ... My mom shouting "YOU OVERSLEPT YOU DUMBASS, YOU HAVE CLASS IN TEN MINUTES!". Quickly jump out of bed, look at watch. It's Saturday, no school. Happened several times before highschool. Lockerz There was a He-Man movie? .... *phew* ... didn't watch it. The mother sounds like the other mother who filmed her son in the bath tub with bubble bath. Yes? Spooooky! I recently built a house, a cheap 'all-in-one' builder type affair. I requested double glazed windows. They said "wut?" fretlessbasskid - feel free to add me. Still waiting on the download I thought you were joking at first... but then I goggled what a mohel actually does step by step. "Most mohels do it by hand with a suction device, but some Orthodox groups use their mouth to draw blood after cutting the foreskin." Pedobear? Again, Schools **force** us to do *volunteer* work to graduate, and therefore it's forced slave labor. first time I took my cat to the vet, I had this problem. No carrier, thought she'd be fine. She ran to the floor under the brake to hide. What the hell you don't have an ssd? Photoshop loads in 3 seconds for me what kind of poor country do you live in where you still use mechanical harddrives? Post this to /r/thirdworldproblems Oh my god, NO straight answers from this guy. This! Women can't like video games, they have to like purses and ponies and soaps! The words that make gamers go Only happened once, but I found a used condom in an afternoon showing of Wall-E. ya I am the same.. I stopped smoking up because of that. The only time I really do smoke is when I get to much neck pain due to my car accident (cracked discs + herniated between C5, C6). It helps me with my pain and I can fall asleep. But in public I go kookoo feels like everyone is at me even though I know it isn't happening. this is a G4 video didn't we just get rid of these posts.. I do. But they finished the third season at least...unless the finale was a cliffhanger and we will never know what happens next Chef?! Being color blind sucks Why would you love for them to see this? Why don't you just TALK to them? *what he doesn't tell you is that he previously raised the prices by $20.... Try again. What a first post. I want my PC version. ** ** no.. just the rich kids.. i just got to play with brownie batter and lick the spoon.. [ ](/blank "le me") Very good, I was that they scheduled it in the first place. I agree, just increase the hitpoints of them. Missing a visible stationary target 6 times in a row, giving Pharaoh time to waddle his ass 1/2 way across the map and then ulti me the other half makes me work web filter Man Ultralisks and Brood Lords are pretty good against Colossi and Forcefield *never gets them and whines about balance* ..........says the Daily Mail Given that there's only ever been one type of primitivism, that's a lot less vague. And there is now way in hell that man can read the post... Finally, I can easily use on my phone. Oh, come on. Is it really a spoiler that the story *ends* after the third game **in a trilogy**? Oh don't worry, this is America, right? I'm sure they thoroughly rinse their mincemeat in ammonia before they cook it so it'll totally be OK. Nice, but from last years Leogang This makes me so angry i could kill kenny. The problem is, someone obviously had your exact same idea. This article is about what happened to it. Hence the Derek Jeter A month later . I have also gotten, "Make it Jazzy!" "Downloading music without paying is like having sex with a prostitute for free." Its because you're a commy and an anarchist. There are "Digg it" and "Digg" logos all over this site. " " Now that's what I call good security. DAMN IT ! >=(  free karma for a throw away account. If you look close enough the feeling bumps on there are all the same .pdf the weird thing is that the iOS has support for the characters out of the box, but OS X doesn't! The irony here is that you're where I'm trying to be. I'm a teenager, I want any kind of job when shitty fast food places won't hire me, and I want to have drug trips but can't afford them without an hourly wage. "Where are you from?" "I'm Greek." "But you speak English so well!" "I was born in Cincinnati... " Uncle Billy should learn to not parade around loaded weapons. So much in this video. read OPs username no way, you mean it didn't happen like that??? Dailymail Update! Have decided to do the manly thing and let it go, although if Steve does want to pay me for it, I won't be turning it down. I may ask him for a favour in the future...or not save him from his burning house Yeah, I've walked in on somebody. My parents >As if I just leave it on the floor and go to bed You didn't have to remind us. Sadly I have Baby bullet is where it's at. It's got a little face on it Perhaps Lion? Ugh, touching a whole pizza on the toppings is so wrong And it's cloudy right now. How would giving Hitler an orgasm solve anything? Affect Did you really just say Jimi Hendrix was a one hit wonder This is reminding me of Dead Air Space, September 2007. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Warning confirmed ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Robert Luongo this fucking stupid icon: Why oh why are you guys only remaking half of Halo CE and not including the multiplayer? You get embarrassed easily...I would have thought bad table manners had nothing to do with race. ~~ ~~ Come across thread at 3:45 AM. Tremendously disappointed that this is the top comment. **£400.000** logo My respect faltered when I saw the "Digg it!" link on their website. No fucking way were did all the xtra skin go? Not sure if serious. That's some serious improvement, well done! Oh, and the before pic made me think of this guy --> I think it sounds and looks like shit. And no I'm not kidding. I'll roll up on my bike...and my douch-y spandex, too He? It's an under rated game in my opinion, as long as you don't take the game seriously, it's super fun, reminds me of Duke Nukem, just without the sex (and you can carry more than 2 weapons ). What kind of stupid myth is that? Of *course* blowing shit up is awesome! But then she got pregnant. Glad I wasn't the only one to notice this shit. Every fucking time I read it: Im sick and tired of xDSM tbh... all i need is the Titanslayer from Plutonis... and 83 runs later, not a single drop. They intend to ship this without a comprehensive `fsck`? Scored me some boots thanks to Pavke! Unfortunately, the game lagged and ate the Sunfury so now we're farming for one. "In celebration of little girls getting bigger bones" ** ** /X\(ಠ ಠ)/X\ And at the same time, is completely obsessed with it. As an Eagle Scout, I can't help not voiceing some facts here. You don't necessarily have to be a Christian, but you do have to believe in a higher power. (i.e. Judaism, Muslim, and at least in my district Scientology (what can I say though.. I live fairly close to Clearwater FL..)) When belief in God is part of the values of the organization, it is hard for them to let athiests remain in the program. We respect the beliefs of Athiests, but reverance is part of the scout law, as is trustworthiness. So if an athiest is in scouts, they are breaking 2 of the most important points of the Scout Law. Are you fucking kidding me? The same "official process being more likely to brick than non-official" happened with the Wii too. When the 4.2 update came out it completely rewrote some vital components of each Wii to stop some hackers that installed modifications on these vital components. Needless to say many people without hacked consoles were bricked, and about a week later the hackers released a safe update that used safer updating methods/tools than Nintendo's (they had months to code the update correctly too ). I never should have let them get nukes. Is…is something pushing them up? What the hell is going on in this picture? And why does she not have nipples? I think he just has deep character flaws...if you read his other comments, he talks about being "happily married" and 26 years old in one post, but within 10 minutes later is in a "jailbait" picture thread, talking about how he wants to take a 15 year old girl out to dinner: (< )> "...min slida är mjuk och fuktig". "made before catalytic converters" - no "so it'll run good on regular gas" - I'm not...thanks for reminding me we've been through this before, what you do is go out and buy a fisher and price farm toys that make noises when you pull the chord, then every time she goes to the fridge, you pull the chord and give her the big That's the opposite of subtle I knew how to do this stuff since I was in 3rd grade. His wife's garden? imagine how the house pig would feel Ryan is leading the pack right now as a candidate for King of the Trolls 1231 days on Reddit, and still trolled this easily? Then again we have no idea what the girl looks like Yeah, talking about Linux still makes you a nerd in most people's eyes even though half the world's smartphones run it. That was supposed to be a *joke?* 1UP mushroom into Zelda? go watch MTV - Cribs About having strong friendships across gender lines? Yeah, how terrible that must be I awwed. Then I realized that you people were thinking of it as a pedo thing for some reason and I Why do you want to send our kids to prison? no, I just didn't think it was funny. *tusk tusk tusk* I don't understand who is upvoting this post. The probability of this is practically zero. Congrats to the OP, but a big to the rest of reddit. I was the guy who put the dollar in this guys "tip jar". He's not showing the backside where I had drawn a *ಠ_ಠ* This tip was for a dinner I had at Fridays with some friends, the guy takes forever to take our orders. Then he disappears forever, then our food came to us before our drinks did. We point out that it would be nice to have something to drink with our food and he gets an attitude. My one friend points out that he ordered a soup which wasnt there but he didnt want to mention it to the the server because he was pissed off now. I say fuck it and mention to the guy how he forgot the damn soup and point out normally it comes out before the meals do. The guy says nothing and runs off. He comes back with a soup, but it was cold. He apparently forgot to bring it out originally. We tell him he can keep the soup it was cold and we're not going to pay for it. He brings the check, I pay for the thing with my card and write CASH on the tip. I leave this dollar with a * * drawn under the ONE in the middle. Now I know this guy is a redditor, a lousy one too. best ever. Well, granted I haven't been there in almost 15 years but it was full of kids my age at all hours of the day and night. Not exactly the best place to take a date (unless she's one too ) Dicking around online for years and never getting really good at anything. Fuck man, I've already put like 4 Halo vids on my FB this week, people are going to think I'm addicted or something Yo no tengo hijos, tengo 20 años, pero si me tocó ver a los hijos de los vecinos asomandose para ver. parenting fail but... isn't this already posted in /r/gamecollecting Info? One time when we were taking a walk in a park, we see a little kid reading a sign. She says "awww I love kids, they're just like little people". had? What the hell did you do to her Dammit, Glitterberri. Citations... Official Statement: apache I guess #1 finished already. Came here to say this Looks fine, a tad busy in the wrist area... wait, those glasses don't have lenses in them FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP ...redditor for two months. Like Ratchet & Clank, my favorite game series, on PlayStation, which is designed around, guess what, fun! But no, only Nintendo can make fun games... He was jailed for it when I was baby but I don't see why that's relevant FAP clairvoyance AND heal You're from the Napanee area ? Are you one of the sods that keeps calling the police on me for walking around at 2am just relaxing? WHY MUST YOU RUIN MY RELAXATION TIME! Fuck everything about the first comment; your comment restored my faith in humanity. Directed by M. Shamalamadingdong. So in this analogy girls wear skimpy clothing so their friends have more room? HAHAHAHAHAHA - dude Yeah, well, she seems to think sparrows flying around a hospital are magic... so, you know... I heard a story from my mom (she's a respiratory therapist) that once she had a patient with a prolapsed uterus. Apparently it developed because she'd be lying on the floor of her bathroom in a diabetic coma for a few days (at least; her boyfriend couldn't remember ), and at some point a fly got in there. When she arrived at the hospital they cleaned a pile of maggots out of her necrotized prolapsed ladybits - seriously, I wish I were making this up. Sure. That's not gay. Not even a little bit This is so funny on multiple levels and depressing on another, he died recently (which is sad but not the sadness I speak of) and the last movie he did was Alpha and Omega And that's why I went on the first day and not the second day of Heavy MTL. Apparently they think hardcore = metal. Updated from Android Central: LOCKED bootloader! YAY MOTOROLA... wtf is happening here? That is why I (and AFAIK most people) build regardless of the end build (except for those few who build her AD ). Third line from the end... It was my first pedo-joke... and I thought exactly this right after I posted it. at myself. Undercover in full uniform? I feel your pain. Interestingly, once I got my CS degree, suddenly, they listen, even though I knew *everything* I use to fix their boxes before leaving HS... Engineer turret in the back. Leaders? Seriously? i took sleeping pills that were supposed to "knock me out" 7 hours ago and I'm still not tired I want to sleep. I've already tried everything in the book to try and sleep. spy in the back Not till YOU said something You people watch too much pr0n No token black friend?...... New Zealand "journalism" at it's finest. What kind of idiotic caveman logic is that? looks at name... I think the real underlying tone here is, cheeZer hates black people and downvotes any Jamal he can find! Expert reviews... For the record, I don't think it makes sense, either, but the last time I looked at conviction rates for rape cases, it seemed that it made sense to far too many juries. Old numbers are old, though, and maybe defense attorneys today don't resort to the type of mudslinging that was once too common in rape cases. I was trying to trick some of the people who reflexively bash Apple into reading a story where they are coming to the rescue of several small time developers. My dog has no problems expressing them when I pick her up A downvote for this? Really? He's even stomped on and raked up Maple Leaves. Isn't she 11 in the first book He wants to spam people. It's a shame he was poaching to feed his 2 year-old son and himself while they were in dire circumstances... where was child services? .. oh that made me feel worlds better.. ** ** [Unless your name is Richard, and you drive a jeep] I always reply with the relevant snopes link and appropriate also, I had to google and copy-paste How is "Drink it." not the top post? Oh right, b/c you moochers want it for yourselves. After reading your first comment I was like , but now XD. First I was like , and then I saw the username and I was like XD ummm... that is NOT free... My boyfriend's mom did something like this. His little brother missed the bus, so his mom drove him. She pulled out of the garage and scraped her car (Mercades-Benz, silver) against the side of his (Buick Century, green). She freaked out, started crying and blamed him for not having left for the day yet, saying that he needed to pay to get her car repainted. A wall. How am I supposed to use this? Albany, NY And encourages it to reveal women's breasts to make it seem like it's innocent. > the last time I looked at conviction rates for rape cases, it seemed that it made sense to far too many juries. I'm 25 and I still suck my thumb I leave them in there for the grammar Nazis. I'm glad you enjoyed the scene. Also here is a for correcting my use of English :P. this is borderline "punch people into doors" man This asshole sign is *rapping* to me **L**iquid **C**rystal **D**isplay display First I was like then i was like :D Finally. I've been waiting years for someone to agree with me on this. Most people just give me the and try to switch topics. Wtf? that's totally alright. So long as you're not fitting into girls skinny jeans i dont think there's any problem. Using your mouse with your fapping hand >FUCK EVERYONE WHO USES DREAMWEAVER WITHOUT HAND CODING. "The old fashion way". I am 50/50, actually! Haha. I haven't fully come out to EVERYONE yet, mostly because anytime I tell someone they just assume i'm being a whore, or it's a phase. They do not look amused in the least. Your Border Collie (I assume) is all Yeah I wonder where they got the idea of doing motion control based gaming and cute cartoon avatars. I was just going through an old "most offensive joke" thread on reddit and saw this joke Notch is too busy for sleep Except when it is. 30-something is not old. Only on the internet can you show someone who has an amazing voice and they only talk about how hard they'd fuck her.... Xzibit... monster cables.. Where's my kitty-cat pics? That is pretty much my exact bathroom. Even down to the tile and mirror thing above the sink... ** ** >UofR Yeah, the Uni professors, either they have tenure and can just not give a shit . Or they're just there to do their research, and only lecture because they have to. Or they just want to deal with the Grad students, and those peon undergrads, what the fuck do they matter? I thought it was kind of sad. I think I got a good education there at a reasonable price. But man, some of the Community College teachers I had were outstanding, and 10 years later, they're still in my mind in some way. I honestly can only remember one of my UCSC prof's names, and he was a Spanish teacher. XP is great. Maybe the would be justified if he was using I.E. Tanner Glass... WTF?! Electricity!!? God damn it, there go all my good plans! Hertzog: slower at 5 minutes than defenders at 70 minutes. You bastard EVER! Fucking hell. The worst kind. i think it was like...she's only 16 and already looks like willem dafoe I could never land that damned plane on the aircraft carrier... I can only give you my personal/style opinion but I think they are too bulky in areas, especially around the bridge and the arms nearest to the lenses. I think this devolves it into looking more, like analshank ( ) said, into sporty, almost Oakley like, glasses. Now not necessarily a bad thing if that is what you are looking for and like, I just wouldn't personally wear them. fifth picture... A friend of mine overheard kids in the bus describing Urban Terror as "Call of Duty for the computer." I have to wait until november for a new phone, I have the original Mytouch 3G And now i recognize that dance It's called lip syncing . -1,598 comment karma... Dawgonnit. Hurry up August! I thought it was a parody, and every time Ray said something stupid about how the banana was made for man, someone dubbed in a laughing audience. Then I clicked the link "wayofthemaster" and it's actually Comfort's youtube page Autoplay video. I used to not be able to do that. Relatives made me that way. I used to prepare for like an hour before making calls to people I didn't know. Deep breaths and all. Why do I smell a BIG TROLL in this post? Which head... "There will probably be 350,000,000 people in America..." Oh, hey, that wasn't too far off. "...because Nicaragua, Mexico, and large chunks of South America will have joined the Union." I have never heard of this but I guess it's a thing? I'm disturbed You always said you could see them as a kid when we used to read magic eye books with dad I feel like people avoided me if they were aware of my story, because there was a sort of expectation that someone in my situation WOULD be prone to doing that. However, I'm a timelord, I don't use weapons . Srsly, gonna sonic the shit out of their computers next time I'm over there. Did not That's what I said aint it, you got a problem with that? ** ** Oh fuck you The thing that is more is that you don't have ABP fucking /\/\ ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ /\/\ We need massive degaussing magnets to stop them now Those babies don't look Chilean to me. JPEG She extends her right arm out of the frame...? I just dont wanna fap to some vid, and it ending up to be a blood relative to me GeneralWarts Ended up having a one night stand with a girl I friend-zoned when we went out drinking. The next morning, she is driving me back to my car and asks, "So what are we?" Still drunk and incapable of thinking straight, I reply, "It is what it is..." She gave me a and it was a silent car ride the rest of the way. Without a doubt - . Ćirilica... >A bump every now and then is worth it rustypig OO~ Reset password? Ahha, someone spotted it. Not mine I might add He's only 17... Guh. I just realized the house is out of focus. No, are you a girl? otherwise . OP is a dork. (V) (V) I don't approve of your username. Continue fapping Scan barcode, see paid version, . Also: no wonder my 3 cup french press only makes 1 realistic cup at a time well.. why is it fixed at the ground on every picture, where someone actually is riding it? Suspicious trickery is suspicious. Damn, I was hoping there really was a r/blackoutdrunk cuz I don't remember shit from last night. I woke up on the kitchen floor  dat font They put Al Bielek on there? Redditor for 36 minutes 365 days ago I wasn't a convicted felon... Come talk to me and my Special Edition Pokemon Yellow Gameboy. Or my custom Pokemon mugs I painted by hand but got ruined in the dishwasher :(. Mine had Gyrados and Rapidash. Made a Charizard and Alakazam one for my friend, which also sadly got ruined in the dishwasher. Stupid glaze lied to me. There are girls who actually like Pokemon. Not just Jigglypuff . it's the smell of dust and mold. Fox News I thought people were joking when they said people like this existed in the US. >I have a functional use of French. I understand it perfectly, but never had much of a chance to practice speaking. I went to France for a few months, and the French would speak English to me whenever I would try speaking French. i don't even want that for free Är du allvarlig? Wow, undrar hur folk höll kontakten innan Facebook fanns Reddit: Where those who don't understand jokes are downvoted into oblivion Husband in the first picture : Ballard only played in Game 4 Only from Final Fantasy 7 Sugar!? ...*Interview with a Vampire* isn't a Twilight movie. HEY! Well, we're not native English speakers, she used a mild equivalent of fuck off, and I was trying to transfer it into English Disguised spies don't have their cover's hat? 1. Top post in /r/electronic music is "He's only 16 " referring to Madeon, a 17 year old producer from France. I meant to imitate that post. (EDIT: I just saw your edit) Wow. I shouldn't post when drunk. Nice independent claims with about a zillion limitations. "shaped like Alabama"? Hello, comment from two days ago No way you retired AND have a body that fit. I was kind of 'Meh, this sucks'...until I saw the planking part Yeah, I accidentally hovered over one that basically explained the result of your spoiler, with no indication of what it was. As did many others, it seems. Manseed? Twist off *ctrl shift del* After that "Then" photo . Disapproving of the truth? Welcome to reddit Why do they constantly carry a small scent of death with them at all times, WHY? At a UU church? do yourself a favor and attend a sermon one sunday. as a spiritual athiest, UU lessons were some of the most essential of my life in respecting fellow human life and belief. also, please don't perpetuate common prejudices with titles that put down all people of a given geographical region I got the end of a paragraph : "homosapiens" "Yeah, I never said he was. I said he was "a frontrunner" DEFINITE AND INDEFINITE ARTICLES MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU KNOW THE DIFFERENCE? " A woman at the grocery store started pushing my cart, mistaking it for hers... when my 7-month old daughter was in it (and no, she didn't have a baby in hers) Not that there's anything wrong with the comma missing. Right? ಠ ಠ If this is his property he does not need to pay him anything, he can call the police. Oh right, we hate cops, lets pay the guy 20 dollars.. that will keep him away.. The children ... Serious business. During would imply that she's blowing somebody else while you kiss her... playgroundrape.com ....... Honestly, with the luck I've had in my previous comics, I figured that a little sexism would at least garner *some* attention. So far my highest rated comment was a basic guy with a one-liner. problem; your looking around to see whos staring at you and everyone else is doing the same. everyone is laughing and staring at each other. No, it happened the other way around. I never sat on that lounge suite again Try being a girl with a mushroom cut... even if you're a guy. trust me. she's flirting if she doesn't use the creepy eyes Yeah, my PS2-emulator is 300gb . 2 seconds ago... $2338! I emailed this to my parents ten years ago. They believe I infected their computer with a virus to this day. Thanks to you, I can no longer sit back and enjoy life. I have to stand. How can you stand and enjoy life? Drunk at work? We don't talk about ME. Misread "Just askin" as "Just a **skin**". In this thread: Someone with indirect and likely biased evidence and only a single side of the story prematurely jumps to conclusions, then presumes to criticise other people for prematurely jumping to different conclusions. Pubic Lice. ** ** I'm looking at you redditors. This is not trolling. I deadlifted 410lbs 3x3, that was fun. I benched 255lbs 3x8 and I started front squatting for the first time this week. Also, I ripped a callous . ** ** So his daughters don't wear seat-belts? I had no idea the Loch Ness Monster had to be researched and developed.... ** ** naughty children. My mother made this for her cat. submitted by iclouddddd... You don't want to see posts about cats hey... ** ** You're not really from the internet, are you... wait what? i'm late to this but going after Bethesda is crossing the line in my book Hotmail silently drops some email that it flags as spam. This is one of the main reasons we have to use 3rd party services to ensure email deliverability when running a business that deals with email at all. If you use hotmail, you almost certainly have had legitimate emails silently dropped. If you actually care about receiving email and are using hotmail I CAN'T READ. This is the most accurate (and pretty) real-life depiction of I've seen. "found this at my local sex shop" Yeah, I know that's fine. I already had it fixed when I replaced my muffler bearings. You want a Nintendo game... on 360 or PS3... Funnily enough, those 2 are my favourite developers, what a strange coincidence indeed. I thought CA people were a healthy people. Look at all those fatties. Brewer is great when its not half underwater... Double Phil Stone Why would anyone down vote well wishes? What's with the car? My mom cornered poor eight-year-old me in one after a parent-teacher night with "Have you ever wondered why the cavity between your legs is the same shape as a man's penis?" You don't know how hard I searched the internet to find out how you write it in english (I'm german), didn't found anything I hope it's funny anyway... They've also spawned colonies in some parts of London I noticed this after my boyfriend added some of my friends after my birthday get-together. I, for one, welcome our new social networking overlords. This isn't craigslist. You are fucking AMAZING at photoshop. Stop resubmitting Someone should overthrow him, or something. Pretty sure I didn't We fleet warped to them, so if I *did* bump it, everyone should have. ** ** My little sister's name is Chelsea There's not many places on Earth with deciduous trees and snow in the middle of June. I'm interested in knowing where too. ^ well said. If i need to feed out a lot of slack in a hurry i just step towards the wall a bit. In 14 years I've never seen anything that would make me think belaying the "old" way is unsafe. There is no piece of equipment that makes up for experience and paying attention. not the right order At first I was all , but then I ಠ◡ಠ Damn. I was going to try it myself first before posting, but then realized I've already forgotten my new password - I tried fixing that online and then it said it was down for maintenance. I have recently realized that my karma is displayed on the first page of alienblue, now allowing me to tie it to my self worth more than ever before. For the people who care about status. average? That's moronic. Switching hands maximizes utensil clinkage which is also against etiquette. Founding fathers, why you so insensible . It's running down her leg. Yeah I found someone, what are you talking about SKINNER , we meet again. It's really true though, I've read this online from a number of experienced therapist types who hear this a lot at parties. It's the same with doctors too sort of; outside of their practice if you ask them about that one part of your foot that's making a weird noise, you'll generally get a and they go back to the conversation. Surprised there is a yakima reddit but not a tc one the point everybody is trying to make is that flint isn't top 5 worst pub hero. it doesn't cause when I see somebody pick him on my team, unlike lego or warbeast which aren't mentioned. Can't tell if serious or trolling Spoiler in title . repost not on their genitalia 7 years old... How do you know I have a scar on my knee? So that's why it always smells like shit at the end of good movies.. > So, you think it's impossible for someone to change their personality in a drastic way, or influence the next generation and pass on personality traits in that way? It's "silly" to believe that as an atheist, because that's a metaphorical reincarnation? This isn't an atheist belief I was unaware that there was a basketball game going on until I went on facebook. the first two lines? .... Yes, "the list". ...as an FPS Yet you reddit on the job. Yeah, that did seem incongruous to the comment. I figured that was the reddit smiley now. Was expecting a race Same. I used to go two weeks or more, but that was in the days before it was SOP to make women's jeans with at least 2% spandex. Goddamn spandex... btw "Aww yeaa" guy was rejected already by capital one You're actions were remarkably reserved in light of what happened. Had that happened to me and my FIL said that I'd have damn near killed him. Happened to me yesterday. Was in a building in WMD, got hit by a few bullets so I moved aside. Somebody threw in a smoke grenade and it hit me, killing me. That has to be one of the worst deaths ever. > This isn't an atheist belief more Cruncher fan? Did you make this exact reply to both submissions of this link? There's nothing surprising about buttseks. What is he doing to that baby? There is if you're at a buffet. > However, I'm a timelord, I don't use weapons You're telling me. He used . Doesnt fit his beard imo Where is your battlestation? I stupidly thought the people would rise to the occasion, save Ned, and put Justice back in the land. Y'know, the intelligent, informed, freedom-loving people. There are children there. [Women. ](/spoiler) Surely that doesn't apply to Joffery If you watched the game, they had bars full of fans all over Germany. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Well I pre-ordered Portal 2 on steam and got 10% off, and just about a month after it was released it's 40% off on amazon . Installing their beta isn't messing with their software In a new 2011 Altima? Look at the suggested videos next to it. Equally crazy. "How to find a husband" No, a lot of people here don't like hearing kids who never learned what an "inside voice" is. You never mentioned in person Nice guy, spiking the electricity bill for his employer. Ahh Communism, I'm glad we defeated them...oh wait I think the real question we should be asking is how did OP find this out? Read the post again I guess you missed something Great idea, but it turns out you have to rent to rate. That's not short, it's average. I'm about 162 cm. That's short Sierra Nevada means 'snowy mountain range' so snowy mountain range mountains >And don't get me started on judging a building just by its facade An entire Tumblelog consisting of JPEGs of text. goddamn related video called "maggot in my head".. Position of Ejaculation ~~*^ *~~ What if their chick said "I love your huge awesome wallet" in response? slicing your own bread, making a sandwich for a woman? I've seen "Out Of Job Yet? Keep Buying Foreign!" on a Honda... E-J-E-J-E-J-E-J... E-J-E-J-E-J-E-J... Picture of text... Are you kidding me? You think Cuban fucks around with one dollar bills? It's hard to be behind something you haven't seen work yet. I've seen lane WW work out really well consistently. I'm fine with Lane WW. Some people might not have seen it yet (if they're in low Elo, they probably haven't). But I've seen a laning jungler trend lately, mainly lane Nunu I had this reaction. It's like a hefty black head. Damn I love squeezing black heads. White sneakers at a cocktail bar... (I don't even read /r/malefashionadvice) False self depreciation = automatic downvote "The Refugio (reh-FYOO'-ree-yoh)..." That took me way too long Drop the fruits, they aren't healthy, especially when consumed daily. Your iron skyrockets and if you are a male you can't menstruate (duh) so you can't get rid of that shit easily and it's quite toxic. Fructose is a killer, doesn't do your body any good. Also, Mac & Cheese and "i eat pretty good" do not belong in the same paragraph. Church tithing does not go into Romney's Campaign She also said she would "consult her commander-in-chief", about 'don't ask, don't tell' if she was president... Answer the question about MS patents The pamphlet my lady doc gave me said the same thing, but I didn't have it done. I think they mention that as an FYI "we may need to do this" type thing. Besides, I'm sure you can be like "Do NOT put anything up my pooper " I found a pair of handcuffs in my mum's drawer when I was about 6, and she told me my ex-stepdad used to be a police officer. I now know that he was never a police officer. Ha I've actually heard that one a few times! Along with "Nintendo Box" (that substituted for at least 3 systems!) and if I was lucky I was able to hear a "AY YOO SAVE YET?" yelled right before one of my many games were randomly unplugged or deleted. Comic Sans When I was around 10 or 11 I asked my dad what he found most attractive in a woman. His answer was "the triangle between her legs." It wasn't until I was much older that I understood what he meant. Classy thing to tell your daughter. I…think you looked better in the before picture. I'm fat myself, though, so perhaps I'm biased? [Book Spoiler](/b " ") Why are there 18 downvotes on this? Sorry, but this is my honest-to-God feeling about this concept: Oh, then none of us can downvote *ebaumsworld* ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Clearly fake karma whore post is clearly fake. Maybe I should upvote? 446 hours on L4D2? Really? Lane Nunu is awesome I'd prefer tangled over broken Why do you want to know? Never heard of bootcamp? Really? You're calling out his ethnicity rather than the fact that he's a fucking RAPIST? *Really*? He's 4-1 in the UFC with his only loss being to the current champ, and he's not even a gatekeeper? your friend? Can't tell if sarcasm... Good job doing cool moves with the most OP champion of all time (sorry I'm bitter about it ) if you're a voter, and you don't know this about rick perry, Well yes indeed, war fucks up a (wo)man for life. Congratulations of discovering that, reddit This game looks interesting and different. But I couldn't help but make the face for the entire video. Definitely gonna rent it when it comes out. 2:16 if anyone want to skip before you know it, they'll propose we're related to monkeys > ...On his own word. He's the one telling us that hell exists, so that we'll *worship him*. Not like his has motive to lie or anything. It seems the US sends guns and receives drugs in exchange. Fair enough... I've got a scar on the back of my hand. I got it from a clipboard. I caught a bit of the debate, while I didn't hear anything about firearms, I did learn who likes the iPhone and who likes the Blackberry. *Dear McDonalds, that is **not** small*  ^ ^ ^  ^ ^  ^  ^  ^ ^  ^ ^ ^ It's ... yellow ? This morning I found a hair in my cheerios. Not sure if it was mine or not How DARE you. pfft. Old man? I'm 29, stop making me feel older... It is "I did what was necessary to secure the job" What was necessarily? We crucified him Congratulations! I'm home for the summer and my parents (mostly my mom) think I'm insane for trying keto. They've both got the all-fat-is-bad-eat-whole-grains-every-meal mentality, so it's been hard and I think they're actually TRYING to get me to break and pig out on carbs. My dad casually tossed me an ice cream bar last night, and looked all sad when I said I didn't want it, so I ended up eating it--14g of carbs, which isn't AWFUL considering I had only had about 10g of carbs before then, but yeah. It's hard to resist the delicious carb-loaded stuff. I'm curious, if this is how it goes, how come there are homeless people.. They should just commit a crime and get sent to prison and they won't be homeless anymore. not to mention this is a memorial for a deceased person, it is basically the same as dancing on his grave. I don't think that's what we need, I don't think the world needs that at all That sure looks comfortable He said IdrA was "unstable mentally"? Really? >Soraka who is constantly silencing last hitting all your cs in bot lane ಠ_ಠ and leveling star call ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ So you just assume that people who make incestuous jokes on the internet are actually sex offenders? What the fuck is wrong with you? So you just assume that people on the internet are sincere in their remarks? What the fuck is wrong with you? As long as "diversity training" includes a 5-knuckle attitude adjustment session, that is. No no you have to check how long the account has been active. Then, depending on the length of time, you say "redditor for *x time* " or "redditor for *x time*: That's dedication!" or "You've been waiting for this moment your whole life, haven't you?!" *sigh* As a sushi lover, . ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ If you couldn't tell I am speaking FOR modding and longevity of games, then I can't help you... Where is the lulz? Damn those Fat Gripz seem overpriced. At least they're on sale for $39! My boyfriend and I rented a movie from Redbox sometime last year, and I asked him to return it for me the next day. I found it in the back of his car last week. So they renovated the stairs for $875,000 in 2003 but nobody get to climb them. That's some bull tsk tsk. I went from upboating you and compliments to downboating and *this* Courtesy flushing > The preview feature in Kazaa/Bearshare/LimeWire made life worth living. Nothing pissed me off more than trying to get a video and then realizing the filename was false. **PROTIP:** Don't reddit at work WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE FAR BACK OF MY CLOSET So religious freedom = good if Jews want to cut off baby boys' penis tips, but religious freedom = bad if Muslims (or whoever) want to nick baby girls' clitorises? Religious freedom = good for underage drinking of sacremental wine, but religious freedom = bad for peyote or cannabis rituals. The amount of comments doesn't matter. It still has 74 upvotes, so that doesn't mean it had bad timing, a bad title, or bad luck. And the original post isn't even a day old though, so back at you. Wow, you are over him aren't you. Wow, you are over him aren't you. Wow, you are over him aren't you. Wow, you are over him aren't you. Wow, you are over him aren't you. Wow, you are over him aren't you. Wow, you are over him aren't you. Wow, you are over him aren't you. Wow, you are over him aren't you. Gotta love the second-most-upvoted youtube comment there. Made my soul die a little bit Literally could not stop lol'ing even as impending steps down the hall warned me of passer-byers that would i dunno man, they might start asking stupid questions if you say you're fucked *that* badly. a well timed should suffice. I'm curious, if this is how it goes, how come there are homeless people.. They should just commit a crime and get sent to prison and they won't be homeless anymore. How do you know they are rare if they never get caught funny but, *Bush* Men these days. EDIT: Men every single day of their existence. God damnit I was trying to figure out why the hell you were leaning on a studded off-road snow tyre... then finally noticed it was a keyboard How dare you. Too blurry to read. I made that post and put it in the sidebar so threads like this wouldn't pop up every other week like usual. Honored to serve, sir There should be 10 cigarettes in that pack >Stop classifying her in absolutes, you sound like you aren't equipped to make a judgement call here. Status: Not Accepting Connections... badlands -> 3.12 Step 1: Don't get wasted when you are on meds. ...I live in Australia man... and Perth of all cities, don't tell me about isolation. oh god... you've ruined cheetos forever. Have an upvote. I'm curious, if this is how it goes, how come there are homeless people.. They should just commit a crime and get sent to prison and they won't be homeless anymore. You think that's bad, the senior football team at my school painted one on top of a local stadium roof. And I live in a town outside of Vancouver. Sadly the computer looks better with the kittens on it. My 2 year old destroyed the keyboard (on the 3rd incident) with a comb. I would be OK if the only comments removed were the ones that repeat back the punchline of the video you're in the middle of watching. But those comments get thumbs-upped to the top instead. People murdering babies isn't a *real* issue!? Like the movie ! HAHAHAHAHAhahahah..ha.hu... Seriously though.. Cowboys? in Star Wars? Duke to BA? Yeah, but dancing is *gay* / *for girls only*. /sarcasm The bacon is burnt and the hamburger is raw in the middle. So I paid $60 for the game new, and if I paid for all the $15 map packs, it would total to $105. Dude c'mon... Its everywhere. Was gonna get a book in the far corner of my room and decided to summon it with my psychic powers to no avail. Finally decided to roll towards it (carpeted floor). read the book, fell asleep and woke up the next day still on the same corner. psh... you went to Belgium... and got that You could have warned me that I was about to watch a gif where someone got injured. Are you suggesting that my comment is invalid, or just implying that you are a cynical douche? he even added legs and feet. oh the memories Male or female Oh, you evil, evil person! This JUST happened to me yesterday. I was standing at the bus station and looking at reddit on my phone while waiting for the bus. I was also tired from hanging out with friends all day, but I was in a good mood, just not smiling. This random guy suddenly says, "Smile, sweetheart! It can't be that bad!" I didn't really know how to respond. In my head I was like, "...the fuck? I can't just look at my phone with a neutral expression on my face?" I should have just said that, but I was too caught off guard. Misplaced smiley is misplaced. So, they have officially made Paint Ball for PUSSIES. Awesome. Eragon... omfg "It's got dragons dude!! It'll be cool!" Fuck you jon for making me waste that 9 dollars, assclown. Autism ≠ Down Syndrome Well now I will Does it bother anyone else that they are breathing in a station with a big enough hole for a ship to land through? In much the same way that Isis is not "metal", right? - that's someone's daughter. Not so fast, the bride has 6 fingers Swears by Ladder 15? Well i have to now Me Lucy: Why the f*ck can't you just carry me? I mean, common, I just had surgery v v redditor for 59 minutes Pics or it didn't happen. Don't tell me there already is a pic *Hunter*. The Old Republic will only be available on Origin. Unless they are a man... Took me a second. Then I wish I hadn't clicked. Yeah, I was just speaking to a christian colleague about that "Elisha" verse (top), and he said the verse doesn't say God killed the 42 children. It just says that that man cursed, thus it was him who killed the children. So I shouldn't blame God for everything. I have no idea what you're talking about. The Matrix never got sequels. 28 years later there is a pervasive, unspoken, subtle culture of rudeness in this city that makes me want to plaster stickers everywhere. nice I have to admit I was more excited to check this out when I thought it was an actual Google app . That being said, I'm looking forward to 11am PST today to see how well it works. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Same, I play HoN and Minecraft... (y )y > prevent abuse of their bandwidth I know. Totally the cats fault so they should be deprived of meat completely. Hell, let's get rid of all carnivores! If you wish to object the domestication of cats, however, please call our ancestors and instruct them that it's a bad idea. I believe Cthulhu might help you in achieving that. "College" algebra shouldn't even be offered in college. Took that my junior year of high school and it was a joke. One of my friends is a sophomore in college now and she took it then. Some people... ...or starting up in the background on bootup. I'm looking at you Adobe Reader. Because you touch yourself at night. I like how you jumped right into using faggot but you daintily avoided directly calling black people niggers. Jabba the Hutt - always sexy Sorry, but I expect more from my gender. Being in college is no excuse for being a rude bitch. Nice try m**EA**g333. Why have each click add to your "lifetime" total if all they are concerned about is the 10 day window after an attempt to download? Man, I haven't seen that picture since everytime I log onto Reddit... Forget about it. The hard right Uber-government that just received a majority of the seats in Canada's Parliament will ensure this won't happen. Part of the Conservative mission is to erode women's and minority rights. Prisons and International Military bases have been deemed the urgent priorities. Too bad they didn't succeed Who do you think you are? braaaaaaaaaains 12 year old me: "Blaziken is a bamf, back off." Ya, srsly. Wat? This is on the front page of /r/pics right now Yeah. That's it. this... I agree... I kinda feel like it is all lumped together... I dunno... Something just not right about it... Dammit stop talking in code. ** ** Throw away account so we won't go and down vote his last submission further into oblivion. >I said RP and the state legislature..... Huffington Post, in my kitty subreddit? Why would you not want a license?? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ **YOU KNOW WHAT I SAY TO PEOPLE THAT USE ?** >ಠಠ ಠಠ and yet over 5 billion own cell phones? fuck that swooshing sound for the letters.. couldn't make it stopped watching .. I wonder if maybe I made him too buff trent reznor and danny lohner could do a pretty perfect soundtrack for the series. that guy Javier Bardem doesn't look at all like I picture Roland :-/ He doesn't even have blue eyes ..... ..... need more immunity? Drakes can rat and are relatively easy to get into for new players. Would you have suggested a Tengu? You don't happen to be the IT manager at Flagstaff Medical Center, do you? Because I was just there for a week and there was no imgur Norton.... I was 180 pounds. Was in a full B. Lost 50 pounds. End up in AA. It was a spongebob reference... The Conservative party had the first elected women and first elected minority. Digital Distribution. Not digital download. I can't believe you were prescribed xanax to help sleep This is missing Flight of The Conchords True, but whenever I talk to my friends about this stuff, they're just like 'oh yeah! money! uh huh! love it!' forreal. well atleast your honest From what I saw in Calc I and II, I haven't had any issues. I still have to wait until the third week of July for my results from the AP exam though. this confusion actually happened to me when DEXTER first came out. someone was like "i LOVE dexter! do you watch it?" and i was like "YEA! that show's hilarious" and they were like "hilarious? what? are you talking about the same show?" i'm like "yea, the one with dexter and his annoying sister" and they're like "yea... but..." And yet when I type 'hendrix' in the search bar, there are no results. ** ** hangover 2. there is gonna be a hangover 3 aswell orangered I don't like what thats trying to say about me. You're crossing the sci-fi streams, bro. ... Her? There is nothing racist about my last name more like trig and physics...\m/ ( ) \m/ Dude, he was Big Mike in Reno 911! > We should be leading the way, but we're going to be importing our tech/IP from China et al ... It was 100 degrees two weeks ago... then it was 40 degrees last week NSFW > youtube good call on the apron. Cooking bacon naked can be painful Ghostbusters reference = third sci-fi stream yes serious , is the glass supposed to not break?? redditor for two hours I always knew it.... Can we just call this a tentative conclusion? (bullshit) You don't even need to be a healthy skeptic to point out the flaws in this analysis. Every single utterance that comes from a student at a university is not necessarily credible. "Differences in the studies prevented them from being anywhere near conclusive, but the student designed and carried out a study which bridged the gap, and found similar results." <----Tell me My rejection rate is about 1 every 10 shares... Anyone else still disgruntled over the fact that he's DC's Green Lantern and Marvel's Deadpool? This is so a Carrot Top Joke... I rushed to get the user name sc_joke_explainer_explainer to no avail. Too long I hope you're religious Hang on... I've just rocked up at work and you're gonna make me do work? You fascists! Oh sweet zombie jesus on a pogo-stick - seriously? They *really* don't know what they're in for, do they? How the hell did this get so many votes.. it's not even remotely funny. Or is it just me? yea they hit 1k viewers, but no battery eating going on. Next time, do it. Not sure if aroused... >If you idolize Ayn Rand, we probably won't get along. As an atheist, . Greece... THESE are his eyes..... Or...ctrl c/ctrl v someone else's...like this one here.... Well at first I was apprehensive to say she was showing so much cleavage as to get a fuck ton of views, but after watching the video I can say with more certainty that's whats happening. "HURR DURR I'M A WOMYN SO I MUST SHOW TITS TO GET 1,000,000 VIEWS!" The fuck is that? I like how you put up CMD windows for the photo. RU a HAXOR?!? > These days, my smartphone can send a text message anywhere on the planet. TIL cropping does exist... Every iPhone I have have since iOS 3.0 has done this to me... FALSE! either are you "A community for one year" why is this buried so low in the comments guy that has nothing better to do than point out apple sticker . At the onset of my anorexia (I was 12) I remember going on pro-eating disorder websites. Many of them are shut down now, but I vividly remember reading (and following) insane tips such as taking ice-cold showers to "burn calories" (because of course your body burns so many calories trying to heat itself up ), chewing on ice cubes while hungry, and eating chicken broth as "soup". Not all of us are current students puts glasses where then you must do it. ( )☞ Age gate. you would be, too! his parents are DEAD. I came to work cycling under a torrent of water like if a fucking hurricane and tsunami had hit london, and it all cleared 5 minutes before reaching the office. I entered the office wet like a surfer under a summer shining sky. Zeus… Normally, I give extra money to young girls who are homeless in hopes that it keeps them out of prostitution longer.... this one would throw me for a loop This was literally the top post two days ago I've got 2 controllers, the one I use is perfectly fine, the one that friends use looks like that Using adblock on TL... My mom died of dysentery... As a trekkie I must say thumbs up, as a chef... Vegan cookies Lots. The guy who jumped in probably was thinking, "For fuck's sake! Why do I always have to jump in?" It is amazing how many times people just stand and watch, and usually I am the one to hand my wallet/phone to a friend and jump in. New Year's Eve in Oakland As a bicyclist, The sad fact is if you have an opinion (albeit uninformed and unintelligent) and an audience you're automatically a commentator. That is exactly how my dog Maximus is... he is a pit mix, so it is understandable, but you can tell by the way he looks at you. Does the dog version of I'm sure you *one year old son* will be so disappointed. It also has the classy iPrice No, thanks... My face when I read that part: dammit.. i dont know whether to downvote or upvote... Um you might want to read the article past the mention of Arnie Gunderson. I'm no expert but even I can tell this is bad. It's had a certain aura since the beginning. Murphy is heavily at work here. I've typed this out before. More reactors more material close to the ocean. And a feckless lying ass government more worried about image than substance. Everything fine here move along. Thank you, I couldn't have said it better myself. Except I think you went easy on her - she actually cited Freud... Futurama. I've accidentally kicked my boyfriend in the face before when he was trying to bite my feet. ....And he *still* tries to bite them. Metallica What in Sam's hell does a $4000 watermelon have to offer? I'm ashamed that I already knew what comic you were referring to. I recently moved house, and I found 3 of these one for each of my old consoles, I was very hard pressed throwing them away, my girlfriend gave me this look: - I threw them out.... The title is misleading, describing a psychology rather than genetic drive. "These Amazonian nymphets simply don't know how to form a queue! " I see what you did there Well (s)he did say, and I quote, " ". nighteam is terrible too. they have retarded bots that only go as heavy or medic, and if a donor comes on, they literally rape the entire other team with game-breaking perks. I was once playing on their server by accident and got 41 headshots as a sniper before i realized it was all bots. Day 9 casting dreamhack tomorrow in europe. doubt he's in korea I'm a lamp Sarabi...is that you? why does this have so many upvotes? "*Tell me I'm black.* " .. For.. Science..? Would you turn me on in the process I first thought you were Gyarados How do you know that that kid isn't a smart kid as well? Also anyone with a high IQ and good G.P.A can get their way paid through college EASILY. Making up excuses to hate the more confident,more fit, football star... I liked the singleplayer. I kinda figure that. Hahaha, its funny cuz those cats died from their fainting syndrome I'm surprised by how many videos this guy is in. This riot must be really small ...and wet. That's exactly what I just said. I think it sucks. I tried to like it, but I can't. I'm sorry. It could not be done. Grandma's face = Deleting someone because of a light comment like that? I'd call that overreacting just a bit. Sold a prescription to the wrong person once. Was super busy...about a dozen customers standing in line and 4 cars in both lanes of the pharmacy drive thru. And just myself and the pharmacist. And the pharmacist doesn't like high stress situations. So of course she was stressed, miserable, and bitchy which in turn made me stressed and miserable because if she wasn't doing her job 110% then I couldn't even do my job at 60% because there are so many things that I need her to check before I can move on. So in my rush to get things done as quickly as I could I gave the wrong prescription to someone. The lady was just picking up her blood pressure meds. I ended up giving her something that could have raised her blood pressure. She came back 5 minutes later a little annoyed but generally understanding because she knew we were busy. The next time I worked with my boss she was all like lulz ur dum. Don't do it again. OR ELSE. you eat pizza with a fork? **P**eople **A**lways **T**hink **R**acism **I**s **C**omedy, **K**rackers. really? fake tasteless? Legally wrong and morally wrong aren't the same thing. Bought the damn games. Can't get shit to work. Support helps nothing. Left you only option to buy another one. Will you take that option? You need to experience how publishers fuck you personally. I have over 1000 games on Steam now and a few on GOG (including Witcher 2 ). Whoever has made your conclusion must be young or hasn't been around gaming long enough unless you're a crony account as I'm suspecting. you again? I watched an episode of this yesterday for the first time and then was reading about it earlier. haha, sooo not a legitimate question. "LaMichael James and Dennis Dixon make for as formidable a backcourt as there is..." You're telling me that hundreds of Japanese women have been using it wrong? Why would you want him to transfer money to it... I'm watching you MrProper Wouldn't that entail draining Ditto's bodily fluids? Sort of. My parents divorced when I was 12 - if I have kids some day I'm not gonna put them through that at that age. username Oddly relevant though since smoking is so common in the gay community. I'm looking at you guys, put down the damn cigarettes. (Also follow up regularly with a doctor) I just wasted 4 hours watching DigitalRev TV. Weeks prior to Independence Day, we bought two car loads of fireworks (the good kind) from the next state over to sell and have a little fun ourselves. On the way back, with no cars to be seen for miles ahead or behind us, I got bored. I tied a flint to like about a dozen cracklers, I lit them, tossed them in an empty water bottle and I toss it across cars to my friend's open window. **They stop dead on their tracks.** I get scared so I tell my friend to slow down and stop on the shoulder. We walk back to find my other two friends laughing, because apparently the payload had landed on the drivers crotch without any damage, except, according to his passenger he started screaming like a little girl and even cried a little. Feeling like I needed to give him closure I told him I would light the empty water bottle full of cracklers on my crotch. The water bottle had some burn holes it already, but I figured if it didn't do anything to my friend, it won't do anything to me ... boy was I wrong. I ended up burning plastic to my inner thighs and almost catching on fire. Lesson learned?... Maybe, but not that day. Ask us in 2 days Video not available on mobile... Not one "Am I doing it right?" comment. "Don't do that, my ex used to do that" Plump, but with a freakishly tiny waist thanks to corsets laced so tightly that the wearers often fainted. Tucking your tummy in was just not enough for those people. I really like the party's platform. Justin Then what was it Kinda looks like you're in a strip club... ~~What is OOMB?~~ (Sorry I just figured out it's *old old michele bachmann*). What did she do anything to the gays? Is there anyway I can help? My grandmother said it about my baby cousin Put on sunglasses, look around , pickup your cellphone and say into it "Bomb Arm..... Bomb Detonate in T-minus 10..9...8" ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ So this is essentially a reply to a single comment? Catcher "in the Raichu" has me slightly concerned formal logic vs informal reasoning.. I'm with you on that, but I, somehow, thought it was dinosaur that chew his plastic soldiers Safety engaged, also I'm a clapper 7-8 from 3, .711% FG. Goddamn Barkley. says -50 comments on reddit I would They had a solar panel demo booth at Costco with a sign encouraging customers to "Plug your phone in and charge it with solar power today!" and they had a bunch of charging cables attached to a solar panel. Shining on the panel was a big lamp that was plugged into the building's AC outlet "We?" My inspiration through this is getting rid of the gut and love handles I've been carrying around for a few years now. I don't know why, but I apparently carry fat in the places that men tend to carry fat. My butt and hips are not an issue at all. Does not include game time? He's just trying to be political You go back to bacon right now. The Sun doesn't have gravity. You want your soda to taste like pepper? "8 Mile" Shit changed from "good" to "successful" two comments ago. 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Also, everyone thinks my username stands for "luke" + "My Chemical Romance". It doesn't. This is 2011 What the fuck. That was going to be my comment, until it turned out that he was arrested in a Chris Hansen style operation, for attempting to have sex with a 9-14 year old girl. Now all I've got is this: Whats with that creepy face in the corner? Haha, I (male) watched Prince of Tennis when I was younger and loved it. Now you're telling me it was targeted towards females? I saw that guy at Royals stadium during the Cardinals series too. My thought was Boneless wings are (should be) chicken wings that have had the bone removed before being bathed in batter and delicious, delicious sauces. Chicken nuggets are leftover parts of the chicken that have been pressed into a nugget shape and fried. It's all about the quality of the meat... though I'm sure there are places that use "boneless wings" as a marketing trick to unload some nuggets Why oh why didn't I check the comments *before* I read the article? Youtube, is that you? *** *** they better include the middle of nowhere Missouri I thought you were going to say you picked up smite for dragon and barons but now that I read you're description This is on my front page You can do that actually! With a vape Where did you find this, is this a joke? This has to be a joke?? Oh no... Is that lady gaga on your shirt? Yup. That definitely explains why the condoms keep disappearing out of my girlfriends sock drawer ... I also got raped. ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well played good sir In here, it's called downvoting. I once thought "You know what, random players get a lot of shit about people saying they only cheese, I won't judge this guy", then he ling drone all-ined me, I'm not making that mistake again you cheesy bastards Mother fuckers don't know their own book. Wow that's a great computer you have there what are its specs... oh wait. Seriously. CTRL-F "?" = Phrase not found. . Did this occur in Hartford, CT by any chance? I have heard of a female "poop bandit" too...small world Yeah, in fact, "High" is the lowest setting in Crysis 2. your roomate grins when he sleeps We're upvoting copy-paste spam bots now? ** ** Why wont you take a seat right there. Protip: Don't read the comments Although, being a conduit of electromagnetism could have awful consequences... I'm pretty sure you would screw with any and all electronics... And if you ever went ballistic or exerted too much power (a la Jean Grey/Phoenix) you might possibly mess up the poles. Or dismantle everything around you at the atomic level. How would you know Are you for real? Thx for the suggestion, Im'no usa inhabitant, though and somehow borders still matter on the internets Tobacco Whoa. I just checked out the Griffiths. He starts with the crazy math right from the get-go This out loud made me go wtf. Sounds like a roadster for people who don't really know how to appreciate a roadster. Hollister. Obviously the twits wearing the crap clothing have never been to Hollister. America's future leaders Ketones can be acidic V-neck PeriodBlood My bestfriend calls me "dude". Is that a sign? I thought that was interesting, at least, assuming I am correct. Clearly supporting my supremely educated hyopthesis that Syrio isn't dead! I remember eating this 3 days ago as an adult When i was a kid, I had these shoes and tried to skitch a bike and fell backwards slamming my head on the pavement. These shoes were severe dissapoint Kirk's got me. Roundabouts.  are you suggesting he isn't real? You should have won another Squirtle or something and traded for it! Do you know nothing of how Pokemon works? I hope that wasn't you who downvoted me for a valid response. Because Treyarch is the root of all evil... And Ron looks like Rick Astley. r/aww seems to have become a dumping ground for spam lately. Can't imgur at work. The eyes... so why aren't we invited to the gaming/chinese/food-pizza party? I got a computer from a friend who worked with computers. My mum updated the RAM and found he had drawn on the insides of EVERYTHING. There was even a map of N. England on the inside of the case. The motherboard had even been written on I'll be on a plane to Adelaide. them and they're 8 diamond pickaxes I would seriously find that contradicting and irony. After what they show in their films, them teaching people about safety would be somewhat of a joke Lux and Garen?! ahh... la delorian... ho uno dei miei amici" maniaci" che si è fatto il case con un modellino (grosso però) della delorian.... rsrsrsrshuahuahua My dog disapproves of your hipster slandering Mine was with my first boyfriend, at a diner. It was after one of the our school's shows, and the cast, crew, and a bunch of friends always go out to dinner, afterwards. So, there were maybe 40-50 people who we both knew, and were around all the time, and when we got up to leave, I hugged him, not really expecting to get a kiss, due to the large amount of people right there. I should probably mention that I'm also a boy, which is why this is so awkward/funny. So, he pulls me in for a kiss, and I'm happy to go with it, but when I pull away, there's one of our friends standing right next to us, with this look on his face: Good to know I'm not the only one who thinks the soda popper is going to be fucking OP. Also, with atomizer + FaN scout can now quadruple jump. Srsly, guys do that? But why...? I don't even... And rage comics featuring cute animal pics Problem with my check marks? \m/ \m/ I didn't say I was a veterinarian I see why now.... Have to use Netscape Navigator... DAMN IT. I just filled up my tank. When I was being born, my parents had to choose between saving me and saving my mother. They chose me. By some cruel twist of fate, my mother lived. Been paying for it ever since. Read innocuous comment, mindlessly click on RES embedded image, PORN!!!OMGWTFFRANTICFLAILINGCLOSECLOSECLOSE! I can verify that this is true. I painted a picture of Carl Sagan and someone said that they would've painted him with boobs. They'll start caring a whole lot about other people, when they plow into them as they change into an outside lane at the same time someone else is about to turn into that lane from a side street, because they thought the outside lane was clear. And you call yourself a ninja? What for? Disable mob spawners? For human interaction I have my "bunch of kids" and my wife. I wave and chat to what few neighbors I have nearby. It seems to be enough for me, at the moment. Judging from the comments (mostly being down voted below), people in general, in real life, may mistake "Happy at home" for "Grudge-bearing hermit" 5 votes, only 3 readers What are you trying to convey? Am I the only girl that... doesn't.... do any of this? It happens, I'm like ok I'm not wearing cute undies for a few days, no pain, no big difference in how I feel, it goes away and yay! Cute undies and sex again! And yet here you are right back on reddit Captain Teemo reporting for duty as an african who came to canada in 1994, the explanation of snow to me was far-fetched. My parents were telling me ice falls from the sky and the kids play in it and build forts and such. I was like " I aint trying to get hit by ice cubes, ill stay inside". and then i found the internet (1995). So, you were going to find a random picture of a cat, then claim you saved it from an abuse owner for throw-away account karma? It doesn't even make sense. "ELLOS". Cannot unsee. > Edit: Downvote more please, keep showing us how terrible your Reddiquette is. 1024 votes It could be called the U.S.S. [](/b35)Why are folded wings so damn difficult? Is this for a very strange fetish? My response to the original post(it)er: Fair enough. I sometimes imagine that I can stare down my uterus if she ever gets any ideas. That's right, Matilda. You know which doctor we're going to if you misbehave. He wasn't talking to you It's one thing to be a prude when you're in high school, but she doesn't have to be a ballbusting bitch about it. Plus WTH are they talking about that in front of other people?! You clearly dont know the marketing world yet.... My running buddy calls herself my second wife. All the grief, none of the benefits. And my wife encourages her to tease me. I wish they weren't such good friends, it makes things hard sometimes. And not the good kind of hard You've been counter-trolled. It's funny because it's true. there was a great one in an old Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles game Well, a lot of Redditors take "like a boss" in an un-ironic sense. In many rage comics, Redditors aren't quoting the song when they use the phrase, they're actually trying to compliment and embolden the activity they're describing. In this particular rage comic, he decided to use the "determined" rage face in the first panel because he believes that exchanging currency for material goods is a task that he accomplished in a "boss"-ly manner. I disagreed and voiced my sentiments. There's a nice statue of him in front of the main building on our campus (University of Surrey). He keeps winking at me when I walk by though That appears to be a child's hand. Cheezburger? The vomit coming out of his mouth didn't even look masticated. Was he swallowing the food whole? So gross, but this is why I pop the 100 calorie packs of popcorn and smuggle them into the theater in my purse. You get a reasonable cup and a half of popcorn, it's not drenched in butter and salt, and I don't have to pay a ton for a bucket of popcorn that shouldn't eat. Movie theaters, I am disappoint Somebody asked me and my teacher that SAME question! I did a at first when you called $11,000 sales in two months "a nice little supplemental income trickle", but then I realized that when you take out Unity's 30% and do the math, it's ~$46,000/year income, if the rate stays the same. Which is certainly *good*, but not incredibly amazing, especially if he's re-investing a decent chunk of that in hiring some other people to help with other aspects (which I think is a very good long-term investment). Gluttony I laughed at first, but then my laughter turned into slow, quiet weeping as I was sure Lockhart was going to come out of that picture and eat my heart with those massive chompers. Puberty at 8??? As a non-sociopath... well, yes. What the hell? Who the fuck puts extra shit into peanut butter? >but they cut their pizza in squares my boss called me after smoking le fatty and i hid my stash for some reason . never found it . . [10] I felt that the movies didn't really do the books full justice either, but I wouldn't call them Twilight-y. Come on, the Twilight movies were *bad*. I mean, the books were pretty bad to start off (I bailed about a third of the way through the 2nd one) but the movies were bad like watching someone puke in that little trashcan at the front of the middle-school classroom is bad. You're watching though the space between your fingers and you're cringing because you know that nothing redeems that shit. I got drug to the first one by my future sister-in-law and I watched the whole thing with the face. Yes, a thousand times yes I thought the Harry Potter books were better, but I did enjoy the movies, too. I thought they did an okay job, and the actors played their parts well. I've had multiple occasions of stumbling across my dads porn, both in digital and hard copy (hard..copy... ), and other things. I shall list them: *I went downstairs late at night when I was meant to be asleep to collect something I printed out. His porn was paused on the computer Thankfully he'd gone outside to smoke. America Bats in a crow storm? He let her finish you say? I don't know if I should upvote it for the joking aspect of it, leave it, or downvote for the racist aspect. I just glanced at your profile. You are anything but normal. I guess people don't give a shit whether lulzsec has their password Clever boy. What, you expected crows in a bat storm? They're also from a scene in Winterfell, not this one I think iriemonster is trying to communicate with us... but... I just don't know Our bike lanes consist of a sign on the side of random roads - many of which are the worst route to take. What did you think Homo milk was? Really? What are your sources? You're right. I actually sold my last gun to buy a different gun. I'm at a neutral gun acquisition rate. Tricked into launching Acrobat reader. [](/b17 " ") Butterflies are not monsters My favorite use of "random" Finnish is at the science museum in Glasgow. They have a sign with names of colors in "wrong colors", like "red" is written in blue. The point being that it's really difficult to say out loud the color the words are written in, because you mix it with the "helpful" text. To make it easier, there's another sign with the names of colors... in Finnish. > A good rule to go by: keep blades away from your baby's _genitals_ > A good rule to go by: keep blades away from your baby's _genitals_ Comment with most upvotes in Youtube link talks about moving to Denmark, when the movie is from the Netherlands Applies to NSFL links as well The fuck?! ** ** Lolbertarian? Blizzard didn't make AOE2, though... >A good rule to go by: keep blades away from ~~your baby's~~ genitals - unless you're a doctor and there's a very good reason for it. I used to say this some time ago A narcissistic Dane, how rare. Started my nofap regime the day before yesterday. This morning I woke up to my hand on my boner. I am browsing Reddit, where do you think I am at? The statistics suggest that they mostly only kill members of their own race. How racist. Not everyone can go to Mexico and have real Mexican... obviously it's better there. The grass is always greener... Yeah, if I were killing people with gas I'd totally document it, so I can see why it totally makes sense to completely believe the documented use of zyklon-b. Yeah, wrapped in tables ... ** ** the fuck indeed... I guess the ex-mrs got your Steam account in the settlement then... ... Bad lawyer BAD!!! What the fuck? And if a woman isn't interested in trying it, then back the fuck up off her. What if I heard that peeing on your chest could be pleasurable for us both but it was something that only didn't interest you, but made you incredibly uncomfortable and grossed out? Let me guess, it wouldn't be the same, guys A local grocery store does that to almost all of their signs... Maybe by the next exchange the Canada Post lockout will be over and my fellow Canucks and I will have received our Arbitrary Day packages. aperson will probably show up with his link sometime soon. And now I have to get Chipotle for lunch. THANKS They don't My dog does something similar, except with all four legs on the ground. On my carpet and furniture. When guests come over. I see a little bit of pocket flare poor college student with a mac book pro, and willing to take out another loan Yes, that was the reference, thank you. Cougars are the ninjas of the wild west. I was doing the American Eats side mission and was just about to finish it when a cougar came out of no where and killed the guy Never have I backed slowly away from a computer screen but today I did with a face. My college was extremely expensive but also has one of the top return on investment. I, however, have yet to benefit from this Adobe Yea he clearly deserved to be doused in boiling water Lately I read them like this: This is a silly post, a SILLY post... wakeskating No surfing or you will get raped. My older brother would laugh at me getting frustrated with those guys. Especially the one where you have to fly across all the platforms to get to him and make sure not to fall off the edges when you're chasing him. Dude, I can see bacteria on your skin  Noticed bad colour masking around the fingers, no longer fappable At restaurants, yes. At a coffeeshop, drink it black or expect from the baristi. Damn, my secret is out. Some asshole lacks a sense of humor & downvoted you after I upvoted you . Time for your friend to wash his hand Random story: I saw a guy do this once. I laughed. He turned his head and at me. I pokerfaced and went into a stall. When Twilight wrote about the moral she learned I was all: A PSP 1000? Puerto Rico here: Stay on reddit all day and dont talk to anyone then. 7th grader...on Reddit. ** ** All of you who took the time to upvote the repeated comment... ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ** ** That's not even funny R for Removal is #2 on your pick order after the bombos. Someone once told me that, once you have more than 10 or 11 removal spells, you just auto-win every game. (This isn't quite true, sometimes you play the mirror and they win because they drafted a Zenith and cannot mill ) ** ** They also have a division of Bloods last I heard. They also have a division of Bloods last I heard. Marvel ?...Darkseid? wat ....... What's wrong with him? All he did was show it was a repost from 2 months ago Imagine Sasha Grey subtitles. Have you ever been to *The Villages*... Socks with sandals. My most upvoted comment has only 12 upvotes. I have no idea, they went with I shouldn't have been asleep yet, but they didn't have good "hairdresser face" (aka if you fuck it up don't let it show until you've fixed it). When I was 7ish and had my tonsils out they told me to count to ten, told mum I'd be out by 7, i got to 10 and said now what? They told me to count backwards from 10. They they told me to count to 100. I don't think I made it very far, but still further than expected. I have also since learnt my grandfather woke up during a surgery > "Hey, 1027 new visits today! All from reddit.com... and pole is up 1027 votes for no afterlife. " I'm from Brazil too, and I totally agree with you, I hate when they keep screaming "BRBRBR" all the times. Damn. First date with a guy a few weeks ago right after I moved to NYC. He showed up strung out on heroin. After giving him a stern , I walked out of the bar and skittered home. I need to stop being attracted to guys who are a little dirty/scruffy-looking. Oh my bad. There have been 6 total posts about it in the history of reddit... "plus: automatic unlocking device" after that he said: "I hope there aren't any Romanian viewers". There were .jpg? 3 people like this. I can, the newbies will run to hide inside the spawn after I uber them She's shitting on the bar Trixie in Twilight's library? I don't get it. I'm 6 foot 5 and I weigh 220 pounds. Although I do no sorts of sports at all, I look like "that tall son of a bitch you wouldn't wanna mess with". I can also eat pretty much anything without gaining more weight. I also have a cool beard that I get most complimented on by other guys come to daddy! Username >ಠಠ ಠಠ As a Finn I recent that. My native language happens to be beautiful. In and Out of Love Ha! It's like if the guys were girls... I cant believe I actually remember comments... You have not turned off that ridiculous RAM eating window transparency effect wtf.. so you got a girl drunk and then *surprise sex.*? 1100w Why does defense come first in your list? X58 and LGA1136 What the hell is the kid doing at a fucking-theater anyway? Thank you...I clicked the link and saw the drawing and thought to myself...it's SIDT...clicked back, looked at username...that's not SIDT! Oh and look they didn't even credit him... ! Redditor for 1 hour. You got lost at Caprice didnt you because if you got lost at venue . That dad looks like my dad. Hahaha, on that, briguy57, I think we can agree. I sadly can't source this, but I recall an interview with him when he was running for Etobicoke-Lakeshore in which he was asked if he thought that not living in the riding would be a detriment to his campaign and/or his effective representation of folks in the riding. He replied that he didn't think so; this was hardly city council. You mean you're running a developer preview and failed to inform us of that in your question? Jason Mraz without a hat? I have siblings younger than this one. Everybody on a diet will identify with the cupcakes on the left. *reads username* dildos don't cum > ♫♪ There doesn't appear to be a forever alone face Why wait? I probably see you every time I drive from Philly to Pittsburgh ... just kidding, you guys seem pretty reasonable about speeding on the turnpike (aka won't pull me over for going 10-15 over). That's not how consent works. I see what you did there. **Having sex raises your testosterone ** I worked as a customer service manager at a large theater and this is one of the worst things to deal with. There is nothing we can do. Nothing like watching a parent bring their 3 year old into a saw movie ... Black people in opposition of gay rights get a serious Funny, that sign doesn't read FREE advertising ... You got that off the top comments on youtube Brilliant. That will make you stand out for sure Still younger? Did your parents say you could be on the internet? Sinfants I knew it. Here come the dead baby jokes, yaaaayy... People who call themselves geeks/nerds who don't know about reddit. Dude. And Black gets a 6 mana Planeswalker to go with its tribe of creatures that has thus far been defined entirely by its 1 and 2 drops. At the risk of being *that guy*.....the man's Chinese. TIL that is a verb. Says the dude with a Wheel of Time fan username. WHY HELLO MR. KETTLE > It would be nice if someone would confess here in the U.S. as well. You know who I'm talking about. Boring, Again. I thought this subreddit would be a little better Apparently nothing changes on this subreddit Me too. I also learned that this kid is so good I can't help but think he is not singing that for real, but it seems he is. Wish I could sing like that... How long have you been sitting on this information? I would be Chad... 1. I was there first. Which would be like if instead of upvoting, we reposted everything. and Chrome! (which is what i use it for when i'm fapping.) They feel safer in my pocket with my keys. Not a big deal, just surprised they don't sell them individually. \**Glances at username*\* shouldn't you have known that info due to your username? Only when it's not scratched into a tree >You're telling me a deal breaker is the way she poses for photographs, and Nickelback? Excuse me sir, I have 1G ram Oh I see now it's an adjective. A really adjective. I only started learning weak-sauce division in 5th grade. I was miserable in Algebra. I did well Calculus. I cant believe people still bitch and moan about reposts^ It's pretty lame that BBC America doesn't have the same scheduling. Yes The boards in the way Internet Explorer But, but, but, my bedtime is at 10:30. Lovin' Lamb? Not if they're backed up against a wall like most campers Stalked ? that's Oli to the reddit group, in his words. What it did do was stall, the rest was correct We have them on Long Island for $300,000+, but Realtors call them "homes" here Thanks Philip Clarke You mean... others exist? Arghh! I'm in the middle of Half Life 2 (Ravenholm). SPOILER WARNING, AT LEAST! Keeping it classy, DC. Trash compactors. Welshie here and bloody hell.. I have just got home! The trains were a nightmare. I left Trollers flat at 9am, it's just after 4pm now, I worked it out as just under 31 M.P.H. You guys were never there. I am dissapoint. more like a " " from the girlfriend. Tell the dude on the left that Scott Pilgrim takes place in Toronto, not New York Better get a cherry. I noticed you weren't there... Also, not every bad headache is a migrane. Whenever someone says they have a migrane, I usually ask if their doctor has perscribed any medication for their migranes. Usually they just give me a . Golden armor Oh. Well, in that case, ~~ ~~ Vietnam * * That is exactly how it went, how did you know? I've been thinking of stealing that comment of yours while you're indisposed actually =D Hypocrisy abound... You're always exceeding the speed limit. What does this have to do with Anarchism "UFO Mothership" WTF!!! Was that ***Water*** I saw in the bearded man's glass?!?!?!?! Then No, you're doing Wrong! Placing the door inside-out He put the door on from the inside. >fucking my sister 2,85 for a cone of ice cream scoops? Username relevant I'm not one for lying just because I think I can get away with it. ಠ_ಠ **it is** ಠ_ಠ **it is** You're all freaks of nature. I refuse to accept that ...*banana who* girl on the right has a bulge . So I have to confess - I caved after 5 days - the weekend was too much - too much alone time, plus all the buildup, actually fapped like 5 times in 2 days man do I ever feel craptastic though - I was feeling really great too - more energy and like this really subtle energy and confidence was starting to get noticeable - I felt like I liked being alive again, and had something to offer (was funnier/more confident in social situations, felt more creative even)>... damn. but you just... It's gone. It was at 2 pm Her *name* is Chandella. Hope I'm not sitting next to that guy on the ride home. GERALD?! Can I have karma too? I'll let the you guys decide You made me spend the past 15 minutes trying to fix my post only to confirm my reddit formatting ineptitude. Not cool. [9] Just..... Here's a cool fun fact: You're playing with the wrong redditors. Look for the trolls in chat. Soma, Cheezy, Distortion, Gurl, Me. But stay away from the super trolls..... Yes that means you Megs. I know you're reading this. Scum bag cop makes $80k a year and has to steal an ipad. I guess they need to be paid more I'm a bit bitter about the 'taller women' bit. Are those selvage overalls? They're not keeping their eyes on the road though. Or you're just scared to tell us what you're into. I'm just gonna say it. Who the fuck names their kid American? What, the fact that we won't be able to talk to one another? they are judging me "more easier..." I did not believe you that this existed.. wh.. wha. 8 orbitals, build only marines. Probably the best idea I've seen so far. I don't know why I watched all of that. Honestly I don't know why I didn't just turn it off. I should of known better with the ALL CAPS TITLE. What's wrong with that? I've never seen *this* done before I'm curious as to why, every redditor username I've clicked on was created less than 20 days ago gaaah, those fingernails Posted 6 hours ago, and cake still present. Where were you wearing the ring Oh. My apologies. This is an even eviler comment. Don't do that Hello, spoilers. Meetups always take place when I'm out of town! off of where double Wasn't going to downvote, then read username. One of my classmate was fanning herself with a thick stack of $100 notes that probably consisted of about 30-50 notes. She says that her parents run an oil company and she gets $5k worth of pocket money every month. No top hats? , I'm 33 and my dad still tells people these stories. He calls them "Sara stories." Nyan? I count ten And now I'm in love... Look at what you've done Are you going to eat that mini-basketball? Judging by the games he played, I think he builds them to watch them die >why do men have lower standards than women? Fuck that is an expensive O 2 minutes ago I spend 8 hours a day at a library erasing pencil marks from books. No, not alright I saw someone with those "truck nuts" this weekend on my way to Monterey... I like the Cthulu look of disapproval at 2:59. Nice try, Crowdsourcing Site CEO... Apparently you can't even be bothered to upvote my comments. SO ಠ_ಠ right back at you NT scripture getting downvoted on *r/christianity*? The saddest thing is that every reply to this thread has left the comment in my inbox, again. > I wish my father knew how to do it. I've learn more than I care to about his private matters Yeah. I recently played a rough game on close positions metalopolis (ZvT). He opened hellion into cloaked banshee, then did a 2 base tank marine push that did significant advantage. I ended up winning because I took every single base on the other side of the map and just gave up my natural, but when I checked the replay I saw that he didn't even make an orbital for his natural for a good 5 minutes after he built it. He also wasn't even producing tanks or marines constantly despite having a ton of money saved up. That was a high diamond game. Something similar happened to me. Once in college I was hanging out with a group of people, most of which I knew pretty well and a few of which I didn't know at all. There was this one dude who just wouldn't shut up, kept interrupting people, and was generally super obnoxious. After a while my friends and I peeled away and I was all, "MAN I HATED THAT REALLY ANNOYING GUY!" Response: " ...He has Asperger's..." That's good Now I do. JPEG picable Edit for spelling, yet Nukem is still spelled incorrectly.... When I first started jungling my first pick was Olaf, I don't remember how fast it was, but it's a very unsafe jungling champion. Not played him in ages because if there's one champion I know how to feed with, it's Olaf. I checked anyway. somehow your comment is very appropriate because you're a drug user. I don't know, I'm a B cup Date of article, Feb 2006 AND redditor for sixth months AND second submission Sometimes I'm afraid of agreeing with Republicans in this subreddit because of posts like these We also have enough crack cocaine to fill the lungs of every American for the next 9000 years. Whats your point? Zelda, huh? we need to downvote this like fuck, these fucking stupid posts had just stopped and he had to fuck it up If you set it to a resolution and quality setting equivalent to a 360/ps3, I damn well guarantee it'll run great and not take 19 years to load (looking at you killzone 3 ). picture of text . > ...and mainstream rappers have decided to basically only feature themselves in pop songs (Ludacris featured in "BABY"?? ). Hamburgers were first invented in Hamburg, Germany. Hence the name. That only works on reddit. has universal applicability! My leftover Chinese food. I didn't go because a) I spent all day at Taste and was absolutely stuffed to the brim and exhausted from walking around all day, b) concerts give me the absolute worst headaches and c) I'm always the only underage person to get carded at that house when I try to go to their parties. For a pretty big Phillies phan I am surprised she didn't notice that you spelled his last name Hamils rather than Hamels This is way worse than the above picture. Do not want. am I the only one like at the fact they dont have the ability to change a tire? Its a basic life skill. If you've met every cop out there there is probably reason for their bias "1 hour ago" I was on OKcupid (don't mock me, my brother convinced me to do it after a break up and I haven't touched it since cause people on it are creepy.) and I found a girl who was really quite cool. We talked for a bit, and the conversation eventually got to ninjas as all conversations are wont to do. Anyway, long story short I said they were awesome and she said the concept of them was cool except that they were generally asian. And I was like wut What sort of sorcery is this? equally for driving around without the basic tools to change a tire. Trade confirmed by sowhat5828, although iiMambaa left his postage trash in the game case. No one expects to be downvoted to oblivion when they say that This is serious research. Don't waste my time with frivolous anecdotes. You have to pay to look at them Win 97? copy and paste works well too Thanks. Next time try not being a dick. Are you the same person you were 10 years ago? ENOUGH you are using the yogbox, it adds Israphel. BIG DEAL "I can't go to jail, I'm only a teenager!" This should be funny, but all I see is cat anus. You people are the reason why pee gets on the seat in public bathrooms God damn, some people are desperate for attention. I dyed my hair hot pink and shit too – when I was 13/14. yup, maybe they should help FARC smuggle all his cocaine too What, you're saying it isn't normal to fap to the golden girls? ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Reage Builder. Or when they bark, it like pops out and in. ew. it is, but me no getting my social security check is too I touched Billo's Facebook page thats crazy!...so crazy it just might work You know what else is crazy? My boyfriend and I are also metalheads omfg I'm stoked I'm going to pre-order it soon. The funny thing is that PC Master Race thing started as a troll by multiplat gamers to fuel PC fanboys and make them look like retards. They not only bought the bait but made it a badge of pride 4 months? Not a christian but was just informed by my Mother that I have another birthday coming up in July. Something about going by the Chinese calender. You know what's NOT acceptable? Telling people how they should live their lives. I'm going to go hug my cat now. 9 PM equals 4 AM in my time zone. That was my first thought. I used to work at the Austin Campus and noticed certain people parking at the front like this... I looked at this and thought, "What's wrong? They look very happy and supportive of their mother! I see no need for here." Come hither, oh rainbow goddess and let us make sweet love so that the mere mortals may one day speak about your hair in their legends and mythologies. how did you put a geforce 5 series in a pentium II? Laugh track? Vagina... its not a clown car An image of a video of an image of text. Isn't it a given that he's black from the thumbnail? i seem to be logged into the wrong account ** ** Thank you for the kind words. Great SN, btw.The similarities between the reason behind Slutwalk and this bullcrap haven't escaped me either. :) The same old banal game of blaming the victim for something they had no control over. I've been walking my dog there for 5 years, day and night and have never had anything like this happen before. I just don't want some other unfortunate person to get shot or robbed. Way to keep it classy, r/seattle, like a scumbag. "Hacktivism".... Nice try Eddie Murphy. You can't pin Pluto Nash on someone else! Poke'mon Says the guy staring at her through a sniper scope. I guess women aren't people... "Armchair Hactivism".... TIL that if you live in the middle of nowhere and you're gay and actually have preferences as to what you like, you're picky. Dungeon Siege 3 more of a JRPG? Dungeon Siege 3 is a lot of things, but JRPG is not amongst them. It is probably closest to games such as Baldur's Gate: Dark Alliance and Champions of Norrath which weren't JRPGs either. Say hi to your mother for me... Love the face Dunno, I prefer hockey. The same guy has a wiener-to-butt situation going on with another dude... ಠ_ಠ its people like you that we can't have intelligent conversations on Reddit. I thought the same exact thing with Mr. IceBlueEyes and you had make fun of him because he said something smart . Really says something about you astrozombie222. perhaps i dont belong here is that weezy? Yeah, self improvement sucks. redditor for 9 hours Friend is gross Gary Payton on the Zombies Not available in my country Available in my country Across the universe soundtrack You should feel awful The squid says a game within a game? Gameception 2nd link is a dude..... EDIT: ....... Lot's of good stuff in there but I'm really hoping they end up allowing better customization of the phone's themes. It's clear they put a lot of work into many features that users may or may not use. Yet, something as simple as the color scheme is a feature that affects the experience of **every** user. To be limited to 10 tile colors and 2 background colors is silly to say the least. Even windows 3.0 let you pick from 16 colors. To be fair, you can break down the privacy in Facebook. It's just not very simple. Twitter on the other hand… Thanks; I don't know why, but every one of the posts I've made recently has been a self post, the link never works I'd bet $5 that a friend of your friend is you. Terran From 2004. Try drinking less I hate it when they do that. Toy Story 3 was a great movie, it had a very conclusive ending, Andy left, it was just *The end* to make a buck. Riddle does not have a unique non-trivial solution. Wow HUGE news. Oh, yeah, because extra-grippy fingertips in wet conditions are totally selected for in primates. So many young primates must have died before passing on their genes because of insufficient grippiness. For fuck's sake, evolutionary biologists and their just-so stories. That's probably because you only played 3 hours into it. I'll bet you didn't leave the citadel did you? You need to zoom first Install Silverlight? i think not MSNBC. Yeup. Slept over at a friends house... and I have a happy nasty trail of 6 of em red and scarring down my arm. It's been over a month. chainmail Irony, because I work for MTV and have been to Thailand. Also, stop stalking me! noticed the devilish stare of the child in the back first... Fair point, and maybe these women I dated were really lesbians...but were they before, or did I drive them to it? Yes because passing off those who died for the sake of humanity is not all that important. I think its "Damnit Jim" are people seriously still playing mass effect >Yes you can use Rupture on Annie and knock her up. My favorite player of all time. But a coach? Doesn't that involve communication? Bergkamp? Communication? I thought it had an overly hard-boiled tone for a young kids movie, parody or not. I was surprised at the word "kill" being tossed around and the intensity of some of the violence. It was a very entertaining and humorous movie regardless, but there were some moments. Leaving the theater, I sensed the movie was somehow Pixar's first big failure, but I'm not really sure where it missed the mark. It wasn't terrible, it just felt like an unnecessary reunion show. This is not a tech problem "Do your glasses have medicine in them?", they are called fucking prescription lenses Loud noises! Yeah... Until the day that the Earth's consumption is 500 000 sun every second You're free to go whenever you like...but that North Sea oil is ours. But you murdered a tree... OMG... WTF!! That's INSANE!! ;( Don't be gay Unkillable NPCs 3 x Haha, it's funny, 'cause now that girl just gets raped a lot instead of killed. i haven't seen it before. You mean a video? I was 'ing at the fact that they were basically saying: "We used to be able to do this, why should we have to change now!??!!" At first I was like . Children's literature? Don't downvote this post for explaining his point properly, you guys. So how heavily do you invest in the belief of the "government misinformation campaign?" What exactly did I just watch? It has to be sent certified so when they send him to collections they will have verification that he received it. They can't just pay it instead of sending the bill otherwise everyone would short the government by a couple of dollars every time. Once they established that precedent it would be all out chaos. Just because your simple mind doesn't understand something doesn't mean it is not the most logical way of doing it. In fact, in your case, you should just assume you are always wrong because you are so stupid. And if you think the government loses money through this practice then you are a bigger moron than I gave you credit for. Are you really dumb enough to think the IRS pays the USPS anywhere close to full price for shipping? You are in need of some serious education. Oh, well in that case this post is completely irrelevant isn't it? A film that was made by a fucking genius in 1968 that accurately predicted the type of devices that would be useful in the future is not impressive because the number of buttons isn't the same. Corn. I've never laughed out loud, so hard, while on reddit. "...The fuck? Yeah. OKAY." Just fantastic and thank you. 3 fingers I am really starting to hate you. The thumbnail cut off the words at the top. So as a girlfriend and as a Redditor, I thought at first that it was a "boys club" joke, suggesting that girls shouldn't be on Reddit because it prevents their boyfriends from being able to relax online, bitch about their girlfriends, etc. I was ready to be all sadface and . I do not have a father... My roommate saw that cardboard at the mall and decided to punch it. Let's just say that most people were either or Poker Face Those of you asking for an invite, there's one selling on eBay right now for $41 Just a month ago we got in a fight with the waitress at Old Chicago that she brought us the wrong beers. We ordered Left Hand Milk Stouts, they came out and were almost clear... obviously you caught the squirrel, mid-fap... looks like the park in Bellevue, TN..... I'm going to assume that by 4D, you mean a normal, living person. Otherwise, . I know what **window treatment** is, and i am a guy to the person who posted this... .........would you believe i work with the man who created this??? And that slot machine level at the end... idk, its shit like this that makes me think that god may be not so good "a my rabbit"? ಠ_ಠ Are you stalking me? O.......K........ Nice try, Daniel Tosh Page 11. Monkey goatse. examin? Anyone else read that second panel as, "A wild smoking hot mom appears" ? no slides Toe thumbs NYTimes link, requires a login. You obviously, and no-one else checked his links... . Seriously now, check the OPs links and come back... I'm sorry no-one bothered to check your links before downvoting and based their downvotes entirely off your title, which was obviously a reply to bwnewkid27, not your words... . As someone who is not at all a fan of major labels and cookie-cut ideals of what's fashionable, I was disappointed by how much I didn't enjoy this article. I felt like it was kind of seething hipster-yuppie ideals that are kind of self defeating... ...and then you ate him. HeeBeeGeeBees officially given and Goosebumps officially formed "strange meats" Say one more goddamn time! It appears as though twitter has recently changed it's website design. so has google Similar situation going on right now with florida and drug testing Not saying I disagree, but this is clearly something that should be on the left-hand sidebar; *not* as a pop-up every time my mouse happens to hover over a downvote arrow This is kinda creepy. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Those things have gotten a lot of use. For me it was more arousing than terrifying getting downvoted for asking for help? Weren't Jack and Jill siblings? I had to google it to learn what it was, and i'm a girl. Doesn't work. False advertising. Help? Yes, thank you! I got all kinds of lectures from an older cashier I used to work with - it got on my nerves so much. Once she even tried to convince me to cheat on my SO with someone in the area, because, "It's not a real relationship anyway... besides, he's 3000 miles away, he'll never know." AND does your gf's best friend know about this fucking thing? Who. Cares. Indeed. Turn to the kid behind you and give him these . Not just the South, either. For one, Indiana (in the Midwest). Nice commentary from the camera guy about how she takes it in the butt. This went from :) to D: and then to after you said car parts. A little eye contact make many people uncomfortable, especially if they get caught ogling. Give a flat stare back and enjoy their discomfort. Does he look like a ? Heh, yah you're right I should probably dus... wait, why are you talking with my mom on the phone? She is blind. You already got your karma for this trick Duckface Backburner Going by that title, i thought he had bombed a hospital or something. You're not a giant octopii!!! Important people: Eddie Van Halen I see what you did there My heart just skipped a beat *While supplies last* this has NEVER been more appropriate This shall not reach the front page. What was incoherent about it? The only odd end was the whole Megan Fox thing and I think they did the best they could. I mean shit, you should go back and watch the old cartoons. Those would give you way more ** ** moments. I mean you gotta give them a little leeway. They are doing a movie about alien, anthropomorphic robots that can shape shift into anything. I thought those were the brake lights engaged. For this monstrosity, is an appropriate a response as there ever will be. >I'd rather have a refined browser than a refined browser developement team sense of humor. Yo tambien soy tica, pero hasta ahora me doy cuenta que existe este subreddit, ni mucho menos sabia del meetup... Dude! "historical figures" - "David" and Goliath forever alone I just did and my dog 'ed at me >Edit: Downvotes: Controversial opinion is controversial. "slip, slip, slip" This! and hugs! I'm touchy-feely, deal with it Every time I go by the lobster tank at the store I wave my finger in front of the glass so one gets interested and say "Who's a tasty lobster? Yes you are! Yes you are!". My kids laugh, my wife goes " " and we move on with our lives. Hahah, HILARIOUS. ... Obligatory , for being a bit of a creep. Besides that, Airazz has it right - just get a regular remote control camera. DEAR GOD CASS AND GALIO HAVE GONE FULL RETARD Now which major paper (besides HuffPo ) will call them out and run this editorial? Get on those letters to the editor. "Life Lessons" You look just like my theatre professor. Assume that all computer problems fall under my area of expertise Heat seeking rocket dogs Hear hear, I keep waiting to see some Straw Hat action and all we get is a bunch of multi-armed goombas Eh, last time I was playing with TA, someone suggested we switch teams so everyone, apparently not wanting to be left with the weaker team, switched. So it went from being 7 on 5 to 2 on 8. Oh yeah that sounds like a brilliant solution sure to raise very healthy children Google, please release updates like these simultaneously. Can't field test it if I don't have any friends on it. ArgyleRobot redditor for 9 months Is that first picture a bulb of garlic with some kind of sauce on it? Yeah, seems like it would be way too hard to just put the new mossy texture in 1.7. That's Antisemitism. "well d ne". Seriously, look at the throat skin on those women ... Eto'o is just that good Nothing human-input-facing should be stored in a floating point representation Yeah, 7 people. Why was the guy behind the cameraman already holding a tissue START A CONVERSATION WITH A PERSON. How can they? They're poor. Can't pay taxes (or anything else) if you got no money, yes? Totally agree with . You think I look goth? Oh my.. Whoever downvoted this must really like crappy ads. You just did. Oh boy, let the stalking begin! <-- sarcasm. But but I can't buy crap as cheap as Wally World sells it. Is that what Steve told you? prechopped garlic? As a pest control operator. The fact that people can enjoy these little bastards infuriates me. As an Ecologist, the fact that people don't appreciate how devastating this is as an invasive species, pisses me off. Seriously, but not really, but seriously. [](/awman "leslita? no ")^` (**But you don't even know what I like to read!**) Just in case anyone was confused, I also think this was a stupid fucking article. Face ---> ¯\_( )_/¯ Reddit: People ogle over big breasted girl pictures after they're done with Jailbait I'm reporting you Hipster Your friend left her account signed on so you decided to get her free Karma? I feel like you failed to exploit this opportunity The Christian Science Monitor? What is the point of making a thread if your whole discussion is in the title, and you leave no evidence/examples/testimonies/stories or even a comment in the thread to support it? What the hell is with some of these comments... ...whatever...No really, not bad at all, good idea, and I don't see much of a reason to dislike your face or your body. I'm a guy in the same boat with the weight thing right now, so absolutely the best of luck to you. this thread is starting to sound more and more creepy dudes filled with every comment, I just kind of get this vision of a whole lot of dudes walking around looking like this with boners STARING at each other DAE find this a pointless IAmA? His answers are always along the lines of "I cannot confirm or deny that... " i know, this sort of thing doesnt go along with the tea party agenda theyve been pushing... Alto clef?!?! Whoo, a video of a guy running around with a map up the entire eight minutes, that really is clever and funny > I don't think your shitty sign is working! I have to tell my mom how to copy and paste at least once a month. Plus it makes me rage every time I see her on her laptop using IE I've never even heard of this and my mouth is watering What. Don't kill it you dick. Wow, isn't that big news You guys are morons am disappoint . I don't really expect sex, but I anticipate it and get if I cannot get it before third date. Men seem to put out more easily than women though, which helps. nsfw ! Coz my gf kissed another girl and she liked it! taste of her cheery chapsticks... no seriously , I dont know how I feel about this yet. one of those emails is from yahoo mail. an you call yourself a redditor? you know who you are. Inches? Pounds? Someone downvoted you for that. Once I cashed in my karma for an official reddit mouse pad but I was sent an empty box with " " scrawled on the inside bottom in orange crayon. EVE is pretty brutal but my closest friend in EVE even now, was this really nice veteran guy who helped me out from day 1. I found out later that his policy is to not blow up new noobs. You shouldn't have posted that on the Internet..... (or at least without blacking the account number) The cloud can save money by putting people out of work, at the expense of stability and security. Look at how good amazon cloud services have been for reddit. It'll cost you. I don't come cheap If you've ever read Madame Bovary, she was like a combination of Charles' first and second wives. Because that's what minecraft looks like? Gandalf... 這不是中文 **DEEP THROAT CONVENTION** - So, some guy gets into a fight and gets thrown out of his hotel room in the nude, and you decide that it's the right time to take a picture and post it to the internet for karma? The fuck...? Spammers.. I've always wondered this. Especially when I noticed braille on my banks drive up ATM Jesus Christ so sick of people complaining all the time This same thing happens when I order for my office. We just got a single pack of sharpies like this today. The best is when they send their catalog in a full sized box. Naw not really.. That wasn't even mild. lol HL2 runs on the Source 2006 engine > Not exactly everything, in fact some things are quite the opposite (which I am proud of too) He submitted his own AMA Your comment made me think I misspelled the word 'Republicans'. I wouldn't know > Please come up with a NOT DISGUSTING more original description of mirth. ZM was released HL2 was updated. The role of the male voice in the song... The dollar store where I live loves to put those damn things in the impulse aisle Deep throat competition wow And this person has direct control over aspects of a game you like to play... This exact thing happened when I was playing CoD (awful game choice by us) with one of my friends at my house. After having gotten to a very high round in zombies and had the xbox on for a really long time, we lost and then decided to have a 1v1. I got 1 kill away from winning and he told me I should get a good killcam. I tried at first, but he slowly caught up. I didn't want to lose so I got a really lame kill. He turned my xbox off and then back on fast enough to red ring it. He then proceeded to tell me that it wasn't his fault at first i was like but then i was like :D I'm 19 and I remember this shit. I agreed with you until you started bashing Will Arnett. How do they work? I havent been able to use em' yet, my minecraft wont connect to the internet. Yes, because better graphics make the game better. $5 borderlands, £5 Borderlands. wtf Steam. I have no idea what they were thinking when they set them up. I have been sorting out issues like this since I started. And yes, the only way we can figure on the STP issue is that they went through and did that one by one. I know this because I had to through them one by one and set them back. Being called out to my work to fix a printer (Zebra tag printer). Error on machine was "label out". Do you think it's out of labels? Yes, it's out of labels. Loaded labels and then stared at the person like this who called me in on my day off. "the terrible esper system" Oh, so you didn't use soft corn tortillas. "Her cat often watches her have sex, and is occasionally included. " So much vandalism Canada isn't a state Thanks for reminding me of the Jolly Rancher story. Just... Scatman420... *Tiffany - Could've been*... Yeah, my wife still is all when she looks over my shoulder and sees some article on, say, string comparison. Family Reunion... Great time to not have trees. I fucking hate that in games so much all of them It's ok, I feel your pain (although not as severely) as I'm lactose intolerant. My grandma will bake cakes and I will ask her at least 3 times if she used any dairy in it (my grandfather and mother are lactose intolerant too) and she'll say no. Obviously, I eat that goddamn delicious cake and afterwards she will say "but there was a bit of milk and butter in the icing....". Grandmothers are goddamn trolls. die is liquid I see what you did with that link * * Unupboated. ² *** *** Y'all My face when I saw the comments in the pic: When did Google become an adjective? you bastard! It's the direction you're facing, and a mass repost. Because you're going to wash your hands afterwards anyway. Won't you? ~( ) ^_^ will counter-strike: source or counter-strike collection go on sale? I NEED TO KNOW! "And kids, that reminds me of something....DON'T DO DRUGS." Teenager? Don't you mean Adult? [](/HAHAHAHAHA ' ') how am I supposed to get my night pre-sleep redditing then It seems the original link is yet to be posted I don't know how I feel about the combination masturbation and molten marshmallow smores... ** ** If you get the picture remember who got you here ... I know right....smooth move SCSU yeah i mean who does that finished what? ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ that's the look of *disapproval* }<((( > either she wanted to hurt the ref or she wanted to kidnap a player My ears are bleeding... But that's Ke$ha, amiright? But seriously, you gotta love it when misogyny is so invasive in a culture that it is internalized by the women and touted as a positive attribute. How did i miss: lol ** ** Middle poster [](/c28 " ") That's my school. That's Horrible. you've never even met me. how do you know im constantly sticking my tounge out I honestly thought this was troll article...then I checked the reference pages. Jesus christ ...you have made your point well, brave viking. Yup. I guess city residents who park on the street should make their cars vanish when they go on vacation? If it's illegal to leave your car in one spot for +48 hours Wait a minute.... that's real First link. Lets play some Up the Ass. There is a reason most modern witches are in the closet i don't see an upvote ...or just a fucking idiot Online... I would have killed a motherfucker, what the fuck And how exactly would you know? When my son was born he didnt breath for like a minute. After that was over i was like "you lazy baby.... just like me" then i was the proudest dad in the world! (thats right in the whole wide world!) until he peed on me... then it was On like Donkey Kong. ** ** None of your stories ended with sex l se Chrome isn't an approved IT solution for the DoD. I have that. It always tells me my nzb files are invalid . You should try, every day, to get a water bottle filled with the shittiest water you can find from a drinking fountain. For instance, at my old place of work, the water tasted chlorinated, like it came from the pool (which was next door, I still have my suspicions ). Anyways, get some of this shit water, and buy a Brita tap filter for your home. Drink a bit of the nasty water at room temperature, then once your palate is saturated, switch to ice cold filtered. As the Waterboy would say, "That's some high quality H2O right there". It might change your mind on how good clean, cold water tastes. I used to be a lot like you were, and gave up soda when I started cross country in high school. Now I'll have a soda maybe once a week, and I drink near a gallon of water a day, even on off days. I cannot handle Flip flops look better than boat shoes? Dude, this is a repost from, like, yesterday... To be honest, the upraised butt in this one looks more like doggystyle for me I just came to say hello That's too much to handle. My daughter shall invent it first. Unless your son goes back in time and has himself invent it first. But then.... ಠ_ಠ^ I now imagine a cat doing that thing my cat does: Coming near where I'm sitting and purring, then laying down just out of arms reach so I can't pet her. Internet Explorer Yeah, especially since even mentioning trees at non-ent reddit meetups seems to get lots of these: KILLJOY!!! If no one fights anymore, the world will be a wimp **ALRIGHT VOYAGER,** Let's do this damn thing. INTERNET EXPLORER ... ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ That has no right to be that adorable. I... I... ah... **Just ate lunch**... Haha fair enough. "If anyone actually likes your post, the site you are using to host it will take it down and steal your karma! " ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ → ← ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ → I think he ran off and picked up a kitty. And kept going on how cute the kitty was Smuggling is the top priority for the Feds, so therefore they are going to go after domestic sources? Complains about OP stealing joke, steals my comment and gets more upvotes than me Looks like a viral video for Coke to me. and here i was sure that was going to be the never-to-be-forgotten poster who painted a on her tits and posted the pics to reddit. (ages ago, don't have the link handy) pissed. I have downloaded 346.65Gb on my home connection this month How much extra do you have to pay? ** ** I'm in the process of exactly the same thing, and now I'm scared, thanks Yeah who needs trials when you have all that. U mad? This whole topic is to me. My shakes taste good.... redditor for 1 hr Well, walking on concrete and hard industrial floors is not our natural environments.. so right back at ya. I watched the video expecting to see something groundbreaking, not the latest pedobear victims watching nyancat on youtube I've been playing him a lot this week (since no one else tanks ) and it's fun but tough to play him without a lane partner doing the damage. I've learned that if I lane with Ashe, serious business gets done, every time. So much slow it makes the eyes water. Malkovich malkovich malkovich. "Malkovich malkovich!" "Los bolitas" It was funny nonetheless. That last one... I don't use it often but You'd think those roaches have a death wish. ** ** Damn kids these days don't know what drama is. Out of context these scenes are just.... And that Whoopi Goldberg was the voice of Gaia Or even quickly I'd say someone reported it as animal abuse or something My roomate always turns nyan cat on whe he plays nidalee (and he mains nidalee... ) and plays it on endlessloop. This is fake because if I had a GTR I wouldn't be on reddit ...which one those are not the kinds of things to be given away sir. You are conversing with a GM mid pull TLDR? Top of the post then put it in /r/WTF.... You... *liked* Solaris? You haven't seen what I do to truly bad art under the cover of darkness Front page too the human centipede, and they're making a second one......with a twelve person chain this time Ick. I just googled "swamp booger". Those things are just...offputting. But, thanks for the explanation. This. Is. Fascinating. I never thought about taking anything before or after. Maybe if I had a few beers before going in it would be okay? (Kidding. Mostly. ) I misread that as fap "liquidwater" ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Haha! I had a similar experience. I told my mom I was going to church one day and instead drove 30 minutes away just to pick up a copy of The God Delusion, then hid it from them while I read it. Paid $20 for a paperback copy... atheist tax in Louisiana? Did you just google "Nether Portal" and link to the top image result instead of making this a self-post? He looks nude from that angle People who go to bed to sleep, OP. he obviously didn't have his cellphone turned off and stowed during takeoff Tumblr links Oh yeah um, hi? It's shitty passive connotations like this that make you look like a idiot. Women do this all the time for some reason, like it enhances their opinions more. All it says to me is, I don't know how to effectively give my opinion with out first turning the bitch level up a few notches. it's asymmetrical... I tilted my laptop to get the buildings to lay flat before realising what I was looking at . I used to buy these at the dollar-turning machines at grocery stores when I was a kid. I remember one time I was so bored of shopping with my parents, I ran around the aisles swinging one of these and pretending I was a warrior. Well, the hand part got stuck on a pickle jar and it pulled it off the shelf causing it to shatter on the floor. I was a stupid kid. White slavers Girl here, you have to see our side. I'm going to college this fall as a computer science major because I'm genuinely interested in programming...and I am the only female I've found so far (in the university's official facebook group) majoring in it. I'd consider myself fairly good-looking, and yet (no offense to them) all the guys I've found so far are not good looking whatsoever...your average stereotypical nerdy guys. nice try examiner Get back to leading the Fighting 33rd , your men need you. You linked to the end of the video. oh. nice way to store cd-keys I really hope you mean 22" and not 22'. it's bugging me that you didn't notice I was the one who posted it. for shame.. I actually like reddit ads. They're different, and sometimes those little flash games make me waste more time than surfing the actual site! Piers Anthony how could you be forgotten. And then it gave you a look of disapproval ? I'm sorry for your situation, but I have to say it; you're reaction was "How sweet, we're having a child!". You just posted a picture of jelly... DDoS photobucket until they take their site down. Or come up with something legal, etc. Windows XP? Firefox? AVG? Matching: good. Jacket fit: passable. Hairstyle: I'd try something else. Pants fit: > uhhhh..... I'm giving you the look of disapproval for using the look of disapproval appropriately just to add to the confusion. Daxter? this is just too bad Nice try JAY LENO. Looking at some of the other related videos I feel like I just discovered a hidden side of youtube I did not want to see Oh Will... Common courtesy! Really? If you're gonna be a scab, at least make a better headline before I downvote you I laughed so hard I cried. It's unlikely to be true but imagining that happening so funny. But I at the "piss bottles." Public restrooms are fine! Downvotes? That's just pointing out how abused the system is. But something that adds to discussion is a relevant post with thought behind it. Even if the person is completely wrong, if you can tell this person isn't just saying "LOL" or "fag" or " " but has an opinion and is trying to express it without being a troll, then that's usually pretty deserving of an upvote. ** ** ** ** > I was expecting to see a covetable ride Remember to put "wallpapers.txt," or whatever you call the file, into an empty folder first. Otherwise you get a desktop chock-full with wallpaper images like me A moment ago I had trouble getting out my chair. You're. /em I didn't want to upvote this... but I had no choice You're too perfect Oh god. I first read that as booty pooping was was like Your username make your comment sketchy I would love to meet up. I'm going with my buddy and his girlfriend. ( ). I'm not sure what time it's all going down though. So the last thing they tried when they'd pretty much given up was using tweezers? Hey! Not sure if compliment... Or grave insult. I *now* know that was stupid. They told me since I made the payment agreement with them that court was not necessary. I know, I know. Trusting the collections people I know one retard who was fired to racking up a $300 tab in the company cafeteria. Of all the stupid shit to lose your job over 4-5 here lol. I'm beginning to suspect there are actually only 4000 of us, but we all have too many ways to get on reddit I am The **grave** good sir Ok then hips it is :D My hips are freakishly bigger than my upper half so it makes more sense to track it lol. Must lose junk in trunk I was just commenting on the lead up with a pic tease and no video delivery. Or, you know, as the rest of the world calls it...MONDAY. I think I'm with you on this. I'm at a family reunion in Western Oklahoma, and this morning all 100 of us packed the local Baptist church for Sunday worship. Being July 3 in the country, the service was of course going to be a "patriotic service." I tend to get a little snooty about other churches when I'm away from my familiar high-church surroundings in Austin, and I came equipped this morning to joke about every little thing in the service (I asked my dad why the band was playing 'God Save the Queen' during the offertory, and he burst out laughing). I generally get upset with how much nationalism and Christianity are mixed in America. I thought about it a little while, though, and why *shouldn't* we ask for "God to shed his grace" on us? Some of the patriotic service stuff I've seen in the past can be a little over the top (saluting the Christian flag ...), but I think it's great to be praying for our country. I agree that the problem is when we glorify ourselves, and not God. All too often these sorts of services become America-worship rather than worshipping God for blessing us. Still trying to find the hidden message in what you wrote ... This is going to bug me for days to come. Not my idea. But you have a point. Then again, this is not intended to be a woman replacement. That's what real dolls are for What were they? I assume the new account is for hiding your success from people who know you? Or you're lieing But... you didn't. Hipsters... Only 4 beers in ***TWO HOURS?*** She has boy proportions ... Yeah. That didn't happen. That quote... ....I'm almost *CERTAIN* there's a typo in there, but then again, this **is** the internet. I honestly...don't know what to say... I 'ed at that the first time I heard it on the commercial. And I just happen to be writing a book about North Korea's foreign relations I see what you did there. ** ** As long as I AM licking a metal part? Every Sunday.. This is reposted.. I'm pretty alright with my lack of knowledge of guns. Who writes these Now you gon' and made it awkward for them cows. ~~Really? I didn't know that not believing in god made me as bad as the people who think everyone that doesn't share the exact same belief as them will burn for all eternity? People like gays and just about every other religion and/or belief. Maybe someday that comment, the one that makes me just as bad as intolerant Christians, will cause some form of mass murder in the form of crusades?~~ Actually, forget all that please enlighten me on how that makes me "as bad". OK Christie critics, you win. This is just too much even for me. I'd pay more sales tax/income tax/gas tax if that's what it takes to get this $50+ million. I understand NJ is in debt but jesus, way to balance the budget on the most vulnerable. [](/c28" ") Seeing as how you're in Oregon, those are some poor beer choices . >•breaking and entering (I'd repeat this story if my SO didn't know my reddit account ) Nice trolling with the tabs there. No wonder people are afraid of the so called, 'gay agenda.' I'm scarred after seeing Toad in a thong. Why would you need that? So you don't have to wash your hands after taking a piss? There is a distinct lack of Metroid Prime Sarcasm should have an official font And I *just now* got my card/paypal out of their bullshit fraud lock. Hahaha, you went the other way there. The whole time I was waiting for some kind of closeup. I still know every word. That was awful and you are awful for sharing it. Also... "Ride" the rhino? Mimes in shiny suits with mohawks are still mimes. Good day to you Sir! Him? Whatever it is, it's not fucking funny. I spilled my coffee ! "I once didn't believe" anusdestroyer? So glad you've reproduced Then you go make me Google it just to see if your're correct. Then since I realized Google was awesome enough to not show pics I had to Bing it. Bing does show pics I was waiting for someone to post the movie/novel reference that I missed. It hasn't happened. I'm like Ah yes. To the OP: Oh sorry, I didn't realize you were being satirical. My bad. Or he had another account. Thanks for saying that. I was scrolling down, hoping to see someone say it. Who downvoted this guy? /b/ started feelin this way about its users a while ago... yeah who needs freedom of religion! we should have the state impose beliefs on us instead of having our own congress You mean "talking"? Y u no make Romanian Canada day version The pokemen... TIL a lot of La Canada/La Crescenta/Montrose area people are on Reddit She said the exact same shit to a couple who lost their son. She said he was dead and they'd find him in water. He was actually kidnapped and they found him, alive. youtube username "HardcoreGayB..." Well, at least learn proper grammer! It's **its** "I thought Christmas only comes once a year..." ¿Surrealismo mágico? That is the much-cherished Look of Disapproval and you will show it its due reverence. Thanks for the spoiler. Maybe you shouldn't be posting vital book information to the title of your post, and rather keep it to the text section. Haha. Had to upvote you (and everyone else ) Que prejuicioso... Me conoces? No. I don't think so. It's not... that.... obvious... Milk is like $1.50 for a half gallon and cookies are never more than $1.00. What kind of milk and cookies are you buying At first I was like o_O... Then I was like I'm waiting why are you browsing that site in the first place? I think it is. I have Americans friends that lock their doors as soon as they get home like rapists are waiting around the corner or something At first, I thought "wow, I can't believe it's been two years." Then I noticed that that thread is only one year old. ^making\_me\_feel\_old. [](/fu " ") That guy is fapping under the blanket Lol booty is not in short supply, but it is not wanted as much "why do you believe in an afterlife?" "Oh, it's too sad too imagine nothing after we die! I want to know that I'll be eternally happy and see all my friends again!" Was the first panel purposefully suggestive? I don't think I've ever been personal friends with a U.S. president. 34 c.... His dick is bigger than expected Don't jinx him, motherfucker. Seem legit Obvious new trend fake an encounter with a neighbor Third one this week. Punch-line in the title. Hi I'm redditor12357 and I downvote people's opinions. The usual classification for a longboard is a "toy vehicle" which means it's not allowed on roads at all (in most states). My friend got a ticket the other day for skating in a bike lane Because of your comment I just listened to two more Nickleback songs than I wanted to today Unlicensed Copy Looks like we got ourselves a sociologist boys. YES, THAT WOULD MAKE IT A LOT BETTER. Spoon of noodles + half-of-a-dime's-worth of mayo. Bite for bite the same amount of mayo as you'd eat on a normal ham sandwich. Thanks for the feedback! I'm entering a new stage in my life and the clothes are slowly transitioning out along with it. As for the makeup, have to agree with you there -- the one time I tried wearing it heavy, pretty sure I looked like a dude in drag Justin Bieber is no#2 Someone answer this please. > ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ This product is currently unavailable. The mention Sequoia and Kings Canyon and leave out Yosemite? That gives the clearest picture. I don't see what your is about. >thanks to some help 50%? Thanks a lot And this is why, as a woman, I always choose to live with men. Notes on the bathroom mirror about how "the trash needs to be taken out and I've done it the last three times"? Yeah, not from a man. You only get that shit from girls. > It doesn't sound like you put much effort into reading that article Why is Tali not in that picture with an alternate armor concept. I see what you did there (╯ ）╯︵ ┳━┳ ...wat. NO. Lee jeong hoon, (MKP) becomes Frank. You know, suddenly the weird sound you make during the load screen has a totally new meaning to me At first I thought the "student" was going to just "quote" Einstein...but...but... with the amount of g+ invite requests i'm getting on pm, it only shows how true this gif is .. jesus Someone fucked up. We're 40 comments over 1337 in here Hey! Whose dick is this? There are more females out there than *you'll* ever know. I hear that Jean Baez is really good. Not as good as Joan, but you've gotta live with what you've got. Reddit does. Everyone does. This shit (pardon the pun) is serious. It is quite sad that this had to be explained. I was at the midnight launch Bueno. New Vegas doesn't have GFWL integration What do you mean by "you guys" Mrs Teacakes is my girlfriend and I can confirm that this is true. The look: Especially babies. But he can just copy one Getting drunk and naked with 6 year olds around ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ "Somewhat" impractical That's what I wanted to know, too! 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Anytime I mention Che, all I get is "oh, how hipster can you get?" from young guys. I placed my bets with this one, but you're right- without trying to sound idolizing, Che did so much. He was, like, head of everything. At once. All together. Stepbrothers You didn't like minecraft before pistons? wikipedia...the fountain of all that is true and just... Its not your money. Keep it if no one asking for it knows how much (if they are not on Reddit ) and can't give the name on the info card within one month. "That remains to be seen" repost much that hasn't been my experience. tried being friends with a gay dude, nope he actually tried making a move one day when we were kicking it 404 not found with an empty http body People who are already denied opportunity because of their income/race/etc. 1994 umm humm . . . nor illogical. Critical hits You can run Crysis maxed with an 8800GTS? That's four generations old, buddy, five if you include the mobile 300 generation. What resolution are we talking, like 800x600 on a CRT? Ya the eating out bit honestly grossed me out as a woman. My vagina is not food > > Looking at your comment history, I don't think you're allowed to complain about someone breaking reddiquette. What exactly does that emoticon ( ) mean? My name is Dalton. People often call me Dolphin. Been refreshing since 5 What's something only Will Ferrell would know? You wouldn't steal this look of disapproval These are for both of you The Constitution is toilet paper to all three branches of government even Fourthbranch. "Easy listening?" Hot Dot Queen. Whoever gave me the one downvote does not enjoy happiness. Fine, but you must live with your actions knowing what has been seen cannot be unseen *click* Out of stock. And the sausage fest began The only exception being France-Romania ... it wouldn't be a joke without the dead and beaten meme *Never came up* It's not normal (rational) to fear gods Child support is more expensive. So is care for STDs and AIDS especially. That must be why they have a 99.9% effectiveness rate! Holy fuck. Stay the hell out of Ypsilanti. Pink on white cover font? I've just about drank the stress of development out of me tonight and you went and said that （╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ What a creep Getting denied my flight medical, when being a pilot had been my dream from age 7, because of mental illness. Clearly even medicated, stable bipolar people only become aviators to commit suicide via plane crash. My back door blew open while I was out. Had to sweep/mop a pound of dust off of my kitchen floor. What an oddly appropriate username. Printer ink? exactly Guys. Seriously, this is fake. You can get Shotty Snipes in action sack... If you're lucky this is exactly what I do. the problem is, if a friend actually remembers and posts on your wall, it shows up on other people's news feed that they commented with "happy birthday" They are beautiful, but the Yoda one could be better. To me it looks like hugexhuge isn't a legitimate resolution Why is it someone posts up a Portal related ORIGINAL item and people feel the need to post "Oh, more Portal... enough already." or somthing similar but the Pokemon threads posting the same shit over and over it doesn't happen? I hate the pokemon posts, guess what? I downvote them. I don't feel the need to go in the threads and go "More Pokemon = ". [](/c28 " " ). [](/c28 " " ) Ah, you Brits, calling an annual collection of serial episodes a series... wait. Dawkins, I am disappoint. > This is obviously a canine and not a feline. > Is it just me, or does it look like those clouds are a bit **lower than they should be?** And Quarians suddenly have five fingers I'm not doing this right am I? [](/b28 " " ) I clicked because I wanted to hear Mambo but it's not available in my country. Why? I see nothing wron.... I agree... I have never 'd anyone, but this post deserved it. It's got all one-star reviews on Netflix oh..... That's mexican/argentinian laugh. So after being caught, you go right back to reddit? A challenger approaches. I could *maybe* host in our garage or something if I could get my parents (lolomgparents... it's cheap rent and 5 mins away from the U of M haha) to allow it. Decent area. Lots of outlets. I know are girl that is basque, and makes sure everyone knows it (not in a nice way ). Godfather III veigar is a poor farmer? WAIT! .. ftfy. I do the same. Not sure why this comment is getting so many downvotes. Bic Razor company, I'm looking at you... At first I was like :D, then i was like I will note your note so it looks less creepy on me... ... gotta be shitting me . Zapfino... Sooo cute!! I'm melting in public. This is unacceptable. Who be cuttin' onions? ಠ as in Hair Care. It knows I'm balding and it's mocking me They could at LEAST flip the gif if it's going right->left. Not to make you feel uncomfortable, but we know about yours too. when i finally succeed the cat will die Where the hell did you get the suggestion for a "modern day Holocaust"? AimlessArrow was saying the world would be better off without religion, not that the world would be better if we killed all religious people. Hemorrhage. when you said alt art i was thinking something way different You should have warned me about the god awful music. (y y) Green-blooded hobgoblin I ... I really wish I could upvote this more than once. The face makes it perfect. I mostly agree with you, but was that spot of racism really necessary? I want one 4th guy from the left has the same headset as me >EDIT: Why the downvotes? Not sure if legit... or just email harvesting Aftermath: ┻━┻ ┻━┻ ┻━┻ ┻━┻ ┻━┻ ( )┻━┻ ┻━┻ ┻━┻ ┻━┻ ┻━┻ （ °□°） （ °□°） （ °□°） ** ** I don't mind the though since there's no easier way to express the same emotion. You have a lucky birthday. That's just as fucking bad. "You're a great person, really. But all that...whatever you do with people of the same sex? HAHAHAH yeah no, that's still terrible." Papyrus Wow, are you an internet detective or what? I didn't think anyone would connect the dots. Ahh, yes, darn that dreaded gym class. I... Dont... Even... Well I'm glad that deep throating is not the sole or primary reason Pics or it didnt happen. I am definitely saving this for later use. I found a phone and tried to return it, the store said it was mine and I'd have to pay for a new one. I tried telling them it wasn't very smart or a good phone but it didn't help. I did what you see there ( ) Is the search function too hard for you? Why is this not on top? People who down vote this have no heart!!! > Transgendered women(transwomen for short) =/= gay men Reddit is not your personal army . Seriously, it's a social news aggregation service. The bit where you got downvoted for stating a fact was hilarious *ANOTHER* porn subreddit that *isn't actual porn???* You have got to be kidding me!! mă, ăsta-i sub acoperire The main point as a medic is NOT TO JUST LEECH POINTS. Points are useless. i read "douchebagery reigns" I might, if people would stop suggesting to me that I have repressed memories. A *Psychologist* told me that once, what the fuck, guys, this isn't House and it doesn't work like that. That was our consensus, too. My brother was overreacting saying he "thought" he saw a rattle... If you have a framed picture of derp on the wall then you don't deserve a wall very good, but bricks dont fight back When they all turn into spiders... > Which is totally acceptable. That wallpaper should be grounds for a breakup. Yeah, I almost questioned my purchase of 5-kilotonnes of bacon grease The fuckin' irony... I see what you did there unlicensed copy /\ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ/\ "Starting with the Triumph, pricing for the high-end Android smartphone has been confirmed at $299.99" 63 Down votes? I don't even play them and WoW and CoD are affecting me Yeah... why is it so cheap? 200k amarr sniper bs And then sent you a pic of it? Unfortunately, if you google it you get put on a watchlist. Haha remember the one pic of the blonde that got like 100 comments in a hurry, then someone proved it was a fake? Now any time a professional shot comes up we're all like That's your response? You're upset that a CEO might take home only "$53 billion"? Okay. I finally got an invite from my friend, and *this* happens. \m/ ( ) \m/ I see what you did there... ( ) That's not a first world problem. I hate you, I hate you, I hate you. He went to the Naval Academy. I thought you had to be smart to get in there >Notice how Casey is throwing up the black gang sign for victory. Pff...damit hast du mich kalt erwischt Your like a real life Robert Reynolds... I thought this was going to be about metal gear solid . I feel like everyone drank the kool-aid on this guy... Tosh is not a funny comedian, his crutch is being a white dude who makes off-color racial or sexist remarks that are just rehashed stereotypes, nothing new or funnier than the mean kid on a school bus would say. So now he jacks Web Soup's format with funny clips and unfunny commentary and hes got a hit show.. Gotta love the two "top comments" on that video. Hey, that's not a probability. You should probably be studying. go . . . to funnyjunk? . . . Remove the word "online" and you'll have a question with an easy answer. Was coloring him reeeeally necessary? I didn't really see the purpose in it, however, I thought it was funny in the ways that people got creative in their descriptions of pictures. I will also note the phenomenal outrage people had for it. It blew my mind and made me think a lot less of the reddit community. People had to go one day without rage comics and it was like the world ended, especially seeing as they *didn't* have to go one day without rage comics, they just had to put the link into a self.post. Wait, aren't you doing that? I believe that comments about upvotes and downvotes are really only ever relevant after a significant amount of people have voted on a link. At the time of this posting, the comments in question only had 26 and 25 total votes respectively. These are in no way indicative of reddit's overall opinion (if we are downvoting for opinion ). Yes. You're crushing my azelia bushes we eloped, then renewed our vows in a ceremony 11 months later because our moms said our first wedding "didn't count" since they weren't there to see it. my MIL still calls us on the vow renewal date to wish us a happy anniversary. Unless the following word is feminine, in which case it should be "la", not "le", but this is the internet so, you know, lolz > everything. And Quarains suddenly have five fingers that is...ridiculous. Lucas says Jar-Jar is canon. easy fix: listen to her adele. Of course, you need to be at least twenty to be capable of critical thinking. Don't submit things that aren't comics I don't always comment on Meme super posts, but when I do I attempt to figure out where the cute girl is from so I can stalk her... Ok so... everytime i load an image it is placed on an overlay with the site it came from behind it. Why oh god WHY do you make it reload the page when i close the image preview? It's clearly loaded behind the image, just remove the overlay. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ "Disappointing" is a very word to use there. holy balls Definitely not a fixie. Quit being a hater. Yeah, forget those organ recipients. Not a teacher but I still feel like sharing.In eighth grade in American History, we had to answer who created the Mormon church. I did not study for that test and was stuck on the question so I answered "The Mormons." no...noone else thought of that AT ALL! Why discriminate against the disabled? Give them a lift to work. 1 reviews? You. Leave. *points to the door* Mac user? If I upvote this does it mean I like both? Some people are just like that. The other day I was playing with some IRL friends, one of them had soraka and I'm almost sure I had Jax. We laned together and I was last hitting like a baws when suddenly she says "Alex, let me farm, I need farm". >ಠ*ಠ ಠ*ಠ Looks like it'd be hell to finish why isn't THIS the top voted comment? In the same boat. You fuckers made me sit through months of dodging spoilers and participating in your tedious ARG. Now that I'm finally playing it I want my damn jokes, the whole fucking cultural phenomenon. Do it. Again. Now. Vegetables >With 8 gigs of ram I don't think that's gonna happen Dirty looks as in "fuck you " Really. What the shit, OP. Until I saw "Regular Zombies" and then I ** ** That is a very innapropriate thumbnail. so you've already played Rage? can I borrow your time machine? wait to play it and stop being so negative Picture of text Sounds an awful lot like communism to me I was about to downvote you, but then I realized all of these responses were the same person. I had a really awesome history teacher these past two years, but there were times where I hook my head at some things she said. The one that really bugged me was when we were talking about the Black Plague in Europe, and she was saying that our swine flu epidemic was comparable to it. I was like I have no words for this. The only thing I can express my emotion with is a very intense I have no idea what your talking about. I am not going to exclude you, but you get the look of disapproval: Personally, I hope reposting doesn't catch on more than it already has TIL " " has a lot of power on reddit. I didn't even know there were camps for kids over the age of 15. This guy is in his 20s. Apparently the cassette ones are supposed to be better than the FM transmitters because of the fact that it's directly connected, but AUX is still the best. If you don't have an input that sucks but I had to search every corner of my car to find it in the back of one of the small storage compartments. It will WHAT?! Squids, mites, WTF?! Haha Yeahh... that was actually some douche that wouldn't move out of my way... Read that as dick-stab. I like this post a lot. *HENCE THE UPVOTE* Can't decide whether to upvote or downvote... Le me le female le facebook le Derpina 2:03 you work 10 hours a day. can barely afford food. yet you post crap on reddit during the middle of the day... Even though it's been alive and well since before Christ, I am very certain that you, Mrs.... backbench MP lady... will make this happen. Targeting consumers is always the best way to go. Look how well it worked for the recording industry..... How could you *not* like sandbox games? Topics like the one you have posted I cleaned my room yesterday Star Paladin Cross!? Goddamit notch! I think I only used the compressed air because it was on hand. Lots of electronics = plenty of compressed air lying around. Conversely, I don't own a spray bottle ... besides ones with household cleaners inside. define:redactors If a non-American can get elected then so should someone under 35, right? This is a joke, right? Y U TAG ME IN VIDEO??? The daily show seems to have messed up the greeting-meatballs in the interview... they're covered in tomato sauce or something . VOLUME UP, VOLUME DOWN, VOLUME UP, VOLUME DOWN, VOLUME UP? How is that in any way related to the parent comment I didn't see pancakes This struck me as far too funny then I think it should have. *HENCE THE UPVOTE* The left and right channel have a delay . AND MY AXE! I'm a bit hesitant to share my portfolio. I feel as if it's just Average . Been doing some projects but haven't uploaded them yet. Also I have a bit of fixing up to do that others have suggested before. If you still want to see it i can share it [i guess]. My mom looked at this and asked, "IS IT REAL?!"... Comma splices. You *don't* thanks, for now on in this thread i'll be doing the same ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ My Social Studies teacher was trying to explain, "these little rice-sized pills that they're injecting into people in europe, so they can track them easier! With ALL your information on it!" after he saw some conspiracy movie on the History Channel. I know he's talking about RFID chips and when he asks what RFID stands for, "Well I think radio-frequency ient.." "NO! It's not a radio!" Sounds more like narcolepsy First thought would be to cry "is everyone OK??".... and he came with "THAT WAS AWESOME".... Jeremy Hellickson has a Yorkie? Named Jeter? God, I'm 14, still have a high voice. I'm the only one with a mic and i finally turn it on. ( last time i was mistaken for a girl...) so I'm giving strategy to the new players and helping our team win which we actually did after i started coaching. (switch map) teams scrambled. I start giving strategy when in the chat *Are you 10?, where is mute button?, lol go play Mario little kid* Norcal God Dammit NASL this is why I don't have a girl friend... I just bet my friend 25 cents that you would not donate the money you receive to a financially struggling breast cancer patient. I saw where that finger was reaching Ok, cool. I won't judge, unless that's some sort of clopping server Evolution I read this as "Pedophilia Saves $2 Million By Not Prosecuting Pot Smokers" Please note the title of the original post. I agree with you on your first statement Sounds interesting. Send me a copy when you're done. They look like video caps. I want the video Not according to Kung Fu Panda.... Don't "other" atheists Welcome to the Club. but seriously, learn to manage stress. Bob-omb >I'm sure a few white lies slip through every now and then BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzZZzzzZzzZzzzZzzzZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz marbles, screws, cheap keychains, crayons, paperclips, spider rings, old remotes with no covers, an old pog, cards, erasers, belt buckles, legos, batteries, staples, tape, lighters, dice, arcade tokens. just the surface.. Knowing nothing about me, you make an unsolicited, unwarranted and unjustified sweeping generalization merely for encouraging and advising someone to embark on their own research after having done years of it myself: "People who talk the way you talk are the number one reason people who think 9/11 was an inside job are looked down upon. " There are... so many of these threads on 4chan. It's clearly not a real band. I'm not able to tell if you guys get that or just find fat jokes really, really funny. 10 bodies were found this past year on Gilgo Beach (just south of my home ) Seems to be the work of one or two retired Suffolk Cops...I mean serial killers Woa what? I find it hard to believe I could play in my browser I see what you did there that doesn't look very crinkled Her vagina is blue? Without...disclosing exactly where I do them.....it's an office full of women and I too thought they would watch you pee, but a few months ago I asked why they don't and she said, "we are women, do you think we want to look at that?" Reminds me of that bonsai kitten website The girl with the 'S' has evil eyes on her chest. They won't stop looking into my soul. On behalf of Canadians. holy shit i think I have that bike! Suzuki 78' RM100, so that's how my clutch got bent Did he pay for it with taxpayer money? If so, . If not, who gives a shit? Mighty Max is missing **** **** And why exactly should that be necessary? WTF...um that person took that from me...look at the timestamp . "How long have you played with starcraft?" Took me like 3 minutes... THEY DIDN'T GET ME! You mean you're still on Facebook? You have a problem giving money to duck callers? Jesus, can't upvote this enough. For some daft reason my friends think that bleeding on your cycle and bleeding on birth control are the *same thing* and freak out just like OP describes. Ovulation, people, *can you comprehend it?* The title says "vaguely". so you can give one of them SBS? The footsteps at the end made me go OHSHITACREEPER and then the video ended. Yeah, I bought it earlier today for $2.50, and now my brother is pissed off because he has to pay twice as much for it. After research they might be able to sell it for the same price as normal meat. Who wouldn't prefer shit over a nice steak for the same price? Because the minecart ran over a pressure pad. your comment should have a trollface somewhere, unless you're serious and in that case you deserve this The guy at the bottom disapproves. It's gotta be Judiasim... right? I can't think of any other religion that has its own university in Utah. Once again: the person on the left: is he or is he not now tailgating? Miller high life... Thank you for responding. I suppose I won't ever see my shows on DVD.. ugh, I guess iTunes is the only choice I have to purchase them then Weirdo. Yeah, sure died fast. Look at all the blood smothered around. Seems like a quick and painful death. I had my boyfriend tell me once he felt like a bad boyfriend because I paid for our dinner. Made me give him the eyes. is it aimed at my comment? Their drummer may be able to play blast beats, but that is not metal [/elitist] I meant sexual preferences Working in construction made this 100x's funnier because, seriously, where the fuck is my goddamn sheet rock? Oh, oh, I hope you're not implying "gringo" is a racist word. It is not, stop trying to take away that word from us with "racist" claims! that is our word! OUR WORD. i always thought he looked sweet. just noticed the popped collar. how do you know, asshole? you've never been there not sure if serious Well, I'm on Earth, and the Earth is in the Milky Way galaxy, which is in space. So I think I have been there yeah I know Dan wesson... Your suddenly patronizing tone is not appreciated, *boy* Youtube... who let you back in the reddit. I read Minecraft as Microsoft at first Nice vibrator Try *and* You know what he meant, don't be so literal. I think this qualifies for a NSFL tag... ... says poop_dawg How are you not ashamed of yourself when you are going around calling people bitches. You insulted him 3 times in one post. That is worse than what the person you are insulting did. Talk about the pot calling the kettle black... Pretty unacceptable when attempting to take a moral high road. 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Laughing dog When isn't there construction on the roads in MI You mean $43. $33 for shipping. Shipping: $33.00 How does one go about begging for these invites? it feels like everyone is getting into it and I'm completely in the dark. That wouldn't be cute > [AMERICA] ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Not to mention that every single action scene was in the trailers. And when you've seen all the action and a major plot reveal, WTF is there left to watch... how are you this cool and only listen to country Looks at URL. USE CAPITALS AND SWEAR FUCKING LOADS! LEGALISE WEED! REFER TO MEMES AND RYAN's FRIDGE! GOP IS EVIL! Nematodes You mean he told the people at the school that they were going to kill as many people there as they could? You want to see two men kiss? dreamhack ended kinda lame IMO. like, really? 6 pool? Looks at title, looks at username. . That ended with a proxy gate I hate you I could sure use a copy. I don't really have a sob-story to tell you, but I've always fancied strategy games and I've been eyeing Frozen Synapse as well as Pride of Nation but don't exactly have the funds for either of them... Damnit L4d2 bundle What flood is the Red Lobster on? He spelled Tyler's name wrong. They're actually plotting... watch those fucking things its okay i made you watch The only questions answered were from the final season?! Eh, what?! THE KING IN THE REDDIT! I like this. Are there more and/or a subreddit for this stuff? I'm being serious btw . haha when me and my girlfriend used to bang I'd always say Commenece the Jigglin. shed give methe eyes Kira is *not* a villain. Hmmmm it looks like there is more than one cat in that picture... also, fail? >Me. I'm an anarchist. My question is why did you have a picture of this sidebar ready to post? definitely youtube. fucking flash video Did anyone else read this in Larry David's voice? I never said I was a litterbug . I had a cat that liked to flush the toilet for fun. just try not to get cheese on your shirts Wayne Coyne. I would have told him "it's in good fun Park Ranger Nancy" Aspartame You've got a degree in baloney! ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ That would make me about a thousand times less likely to turn the lights off before leaving a room Did he take an actual photograph of something on his computer? "we're" This does not help since it does not tell me where I could check this product out . Quickly kick him out! He knows too much I just thought I was high ** ** Eugh! Look at all the yellow spots! "A salty wet finger"? $3k for a one bedroom. There are 2 full garbage bags lying around in my kitchen, most of my clothes lie scattered around on my bed, sofa and floor and there is a layer of dust on most of my furniture that could easily be mistaken for a carpet... but even my shower isn't that dirty Everything disagrees with you. **Original Submission:** [ fuck you, Sony](/r/gaming/comments/im1l5 "Posted by biqqie to /r/gaming on Sun, 10 Jul 2011 10:14:55 PM EDT") 0 on a scale of 1-10? Too tsun! But she follows Glenn Beck on Twitter.... Scrubs I'm going to Florida this fall - should I be scared of the Police when taking pictures like a normal tourist? No. You have a grimmer problem. Its 'a drinking problem' now 'an drinking problem'. (FTFY) ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ That site makes me want to kill myself, seriously. People offering less than minimum wage, requiring practicing lawyers. $250,000 of education, 20 years of study, and I still can't make more money than when I worked at the age of 15. Lux? 19 and youngest in a sophomore class *** *** We're joking. They're serious. Yes. Don't come back without a pic of you in the shirt. don't fuck around. screenshots of youtube comments? *straight* I upvoted this entire thread all the way down. Was fucking awesome. ( )ψ The worst part is that he thinks serious gamers play Black Ops. Implying Varg Vikernes would take inspiration from Lords Of Chaos. direct sunlight! reading the definitions, at first i was like "not this", then i was like "haHA!" and then i Never cease the Bruno Mars. or you could sell it and buy another roll of pennies First I'm hearing about this, but are they really trying to start a league with only 5 teams? I am not on Lion and I see this , does it look different in Lion? Wtf. It's biotic? reddit is fickle, usually somebody pointing that out would be upvoted, and the OP would be downvoted. I think the word fail did you in, reddit seems to hate that word. Should have said "Redditor for 0 days " White people >The worst part is that he thinks serious gamers play Black Ops. You complain that your solos sound too "scaley" while asking what scales to use in your solos... Yet you're saying that an '98 accord is sexy Oh c'mon. That's just a downright ridiculous scenario. I like that they say heavily loaded barbell, considering the average Fittitor is OHP like 90 lbs So you're saying that you are a piece of fecal matter. Downvote for image of text If he threw a fill in instead of twirling his sticks this would have been a ton more entertaining. And wtf was with the 'dancing' Redditor for 3 hours. I'm not. > Well yes, you should wash your hands afterwards regardless Redditor for 0 days I SHOOT WHOEVER LOOK AT ME. Perhaps he is simply a first world person with a third world job. The kid's got a SO. Uploaded to Imgur. And be good enough for 30 some wins and a 10-14th pick in a deep draft? The kid's got a SO. beginning of the video = My wife is your roommate!? I'm not sure, but it is where Jack Bauer flies a nuke so It can detonate some place where "no one lives" in 24 season 2. Trolololol There is no argument as to whether mac is better than PC. It all comes down to this... I believe I 'd the wrong reply to this thread. **L K!!** Is this a meme? I have one in my grade. I'm not trolling. I'm being dead serious. i dont own a mac It looks like an Oldsmobile with gold-trim. I used to have to call someone in my work, their name was Hersweet Frederick. I always felt really stupid asking for them, especially because they'd say "What?" "WHAT?" "WHO?!" so I had to say it four times every time Yep. I've been a #2 guy ( ) for about 2 years now, and since I couldn't find a cheap barber in my new city, i started cutting my own hair. What the fuck did I just read. There were so many "le"s in that comic that French people will commemorate this apocalyptic comic yearly with a day of silence. you sneaky bastard how can we be sure your not *really* a google fanboy? They also offer it in a large. Why is Wrex not wearing Rage armor I never trusted floats. They have ninjas inside them. It wouldn't work at my house....my sister happens to be a huge fan.. ... FTFY now theres gonna be a whole mob of redditors in the park raping eachother Ha. Ha. That was a funny joke. We're gonna be watching you now, wouldn't want you to see you get *too funny*. Sleep well tonight, IHatePuns. It's supposed to stay upside-down. (╯ )╯ ┻━┻ I wasn't able to get the ︵ character to render correctly when placed nearby . It appears that they need to have some amount of characters in between them. I needed 43 (including spaces) to make this post work. A kid named Dick Seymore goes to my school, in the yearbooks they put your last name first so it says "Seymore Dick". If its aimed at consoles exclusively why is it available on pc Ink bottle? ** ** That's a... really dedicated troll. 86 kills.. no upgrades I'd love to see *that* tripod... Then we have a different taste on things Rayleigh is polarising in his grave. Reminds me of a dumb joke dad told me when I was a kid. Watching some thing on tv and Stevie Wonder is singing. Asks me "have you seen Stevie Wonder's piano" me: "no" him: "never has he". monkey: Whenever someone says "slap'a da bass" to me, I can't tell if I want to at them , or just nod it off because they're probably high as fuck (assuming you'd have to be, to actually use that phrase seriously...especially if you're a bassist...) Valve/Steam eur . I also like how they seem to imply that being forced into sex is only abuse if you're under 17. Of all songs in this world to spend that kind of time on. Wow. I just tried to bookmark it with ctrl+d. Apparently the game decided to give that a different function. ... what? Possibly at the beach at night, what was the person taking the photo thinking Kan stadigvæk ikke bruge det, da min email kører på Google Apps The perv in the background. Give it some time. The fact that you didn't tell him for a few months was a bit but it's not as bad as it seems imo. Another feature they stole from WoW. astrology? "Taxing Job creators".... I can't fap to this. It's crap like this /r/gaming redditor for 11 days redditor for 17 hours >No sense of humor? Thank you, before anything helpful came to mind I thought "1.3TB / ?!?!?!" I wouldn't do that with a eeeeee 701 Interesting. Every morning at 6:15, I wake up and go the fuck to work. I had to wade through this crap forever to find the answer, it's a GTA4 mod. You'd think the OP would have posted that info. or that the answer would be up near the top. I had to wade through this crap forever to find the answer, it's a GTA4 mod. You'd think the OP would have posted that info. or that the answer would be up near the top. The poop list I used to work with someone here who, prior to moving up, thought Alaska was a large island off the southwest coat of California...y'know, from weather maps. It was mine! Until some guy in San Francisco stole it from me a week ago I know right, I lived in Nashville and the closest team was in Columbus , and now in Tampa it's not much better. I'm not even asking for one in my city, just one that you can drive to for 2 or 3 games a year. Almost as bad as yours yeah humanity used to be really fucked up. how do you think ghonaria started? sheep do not look like women It's an 84 Lincoln so it might. They didn't have all the security features back in the day. My grandfather's Lincoln had no seat belt. He would use the arm technique . AOL??? Man at our home in Florida we had an HoA. Didn't mind us parking on the grass. We needed one palm tree in the front yard. Ours got demolished by Irene that came through. Not even two days after, a notice in the mailbox to replace the palm tree. .. Then you clearly missed the reference. Thank you. If I could I'd pat your back. Lightly. > It's crap like this, every paid subscription service out there. Yup. I used to wear pink, shiny barbie dresses as pajamas and they were my favorite PJs as a small child, which had little or nothing to do with my personality later on. This is not to say that I don't have a problem with parents making their kids adhere strictly to gender norms, but it's not always a bad thing. Looking beautiful/effeminate is one thing, but when I see a little girl who talks about wanting to get married... But your reddit name! I live on Canada's face I recently reactivated my facebook (since it never goes away ) to start manually pulling pictures and videos out of, and I'm waiting for the time to make the full switch and abandon facebook forever. This. One of the best relationships I (thought I) was ever in fooled me into thinking it was a relationship for 4 months. It took me looking at the relationship from a 3rd person perspective to tell *myself* "Vix, WTF are you doing wasting your time with this guy?! " I might lose ALL my credibility with this comment right here but after that relationship (or lack therof) I picked up a book called 'He's just not that into you' thinking it was a story from the movie that was coming out but it turned out it's a self-help book for women, at first I was all like but then I was all like O_O and ^ _ ^ Nice Try, Redditor I only write in cursive, as I hate my print handwriting. My nephews and nieces can't read my birthday cards because they "haven't learned that yet." the last one to tell me this was 11 Wha... Novia Scotia Downvote cause you should know how to spell 'Gollum." edit: added don't reveal my true identity Yep, I'm working on this. Nice try, Douchebag Nice try, Redditor for 9 minutes Nice try, Douchebag *defiantly crosses legs* Why is this hosted over hamachi? "you cant trust arabian people! they lie to get your money" - "yeah right " I searched Magic Wand Massager on Craigslist, but nothing came up. That said, I dunno if this is something you'd want used Awkward laughs. Even if a joke was side-splittingly funny, I will stop laughing and gave you the look - Wait... that actually exists. Viacom bought the site, ramped up the ads, and created a place to spend real money for virtual items. My little sister actually bought some of that shit. You didn't read all of the comments. Attempted delivery card you're Aaaaand here we go again... gotta deal with some car problems tonight. Curious, very curious. I (f) laugh, and then Kobayashi still at Sauber? GIVE ME BACK MY MAIL. Health Science. Autozone. I certainly hope you hold the two in balance with one another. Not to approach the ice cream van as he only plays music **to let everybody know he is out of ice-cream** Get back to work! Boondock Saint? And my BF was taking a nap when UPS came with my copy. Nice try at karma whoring with reverse psychology Still no explanation.. You're a Star Trek and Doctor Who fan, and, somehow, you got it in your head that Battlestar Gallactica was too nerdy? I find the Goo Goo Dolls' shift in sound over the years to be really weird/interesting. They started out as a really shitty punk band (their first 2 albums contain covers of Sunshine of your Love, Gimme Shelter, and Don't Fear The Reaper... *and these covers sound completely identical to each other* ). Just... they were really bad. pfffffft them refs had ear pieces I could knock out rampage with my tiny left nut. I wish I had gotten your comment earlier today haha I restarted my computer and steam freaked the fuck out... had to reinstall and the games are still redownloading . Upvote for the good advice though, despite that it was a little late for me. But where am I going to take my baby's mama when she finally gets a night off from her job at wal mart?.. her mother can't babysit: she's the one covering my baby mama's shift! thing I could easily see - add points, change card, update info, add points, redeem code, add points ?... I know someone who lives off disability yet complains constantly about how foodstamps are a waste of tax dollars. Is that because she's a four year old? never did trust those russians, what with all their winter and everthing. AKA all the reposts on the front page. > First of all, do you really think that the teachers are being overpaid What's even more absurd, look at the reciept. Who the hell pays 70.08 for something that's 30.08? I understand the 8 cents added to the end, but 70$? There's no bill combination for $70 that wouldn't lead to extra bills lying around for $30 No Secret Rituals in iTunes US store > *"First of all, do you really think that the teachers are being overpaid "* Imposter ಠ_ಠ's "The food in this establishment is worthy of 7 's" Stop being a reasonable human being, it's dulling my very serious internet hate for you. It's refreshing to see this get upvoted. Last time I said condoms and barebacking were pretty much equivalent, I got downvoted to hell and told that I was doing it wrong. Agreed I think it belongs in /r/WTF > It's a bug in the game right now, if you disconnect and then reconnect it should go away. I don't know why notch hasn't fixed it yet Getting downvoted in /trees/? Impossible Cameraman, stop sliding in and out of focus! Oh, look, breast cancer...... but if I tell her she'll know I've been peeking.... ** ** He asked too many snoopy questions is what. .... . Just you... It's pretty damn hard to be discreet about things when you're telling ALL of the internet DVD? foo**fighters** Thanks for ruining the movie ** ** Gotta love that elusive "intelligent Muslim" This submission is so clever, and totally hasn't been done before How very christian of them... I am also a chick... still NSFL. I can't figure out what you're saying at all. I meant this guy <<<<<<<<< im currently in Afghanistan Bananas are not toys. I *always* click on links from Craigslist titled . Pure gold every time. ** ** Trigger Discipline... They're wearing UGGs. *waitaminute*, isnt that part of sunderland? Because 'Maria' only appears in the catholic bible Everyone except you. ICWUDT jajajaja "Me han contado".... So, I guess all the people on here that identify themselves as men should be downvoted too then. Yes, this makes sense... Remembering every day of working at Walmart... Really? Dude... A 19 year old is barely out of high school; a 24 year old is done with college and probably starting a career in most cases (if they can find a job ). Pretty obvious to see that they're in two different places in life, which would make a relationship weird. If they're just banging, though, why not? Maybe that's the difference. yeah, that pic just took it a bit too far Just I don't see your point? At first I was like: Take back your damn Guidos, Staten Island It doesn't look like we get $20 tickets either. On the other hand, it sounded like the lineup will be different for those two cities in the FAQ. you need to get back on minecraft Also, "Queen's Another One Bites the Dust". Though you may get a number of s from others if they recognise the tune. captcha goatse... The truth in this in-fucking-rages me. Romania is orthodox O'Doul's? Pretty much. I tried explaining that the schedule was physically impossible, save for going 120 miles an hour (or whatever speed). And I got told "this is how we've always done it, and there hasn't been a problem since." mmmmm sounds yummy Ctrl+F, "tl;dr": no results. Not sure if being sarcastic or being serious blue ranger you favorite..... logic denied RTM August 2001. Time to move on. Reddit has some strange people. ...or a racist child that molests kittens. So meta, dude. That ice cream is really suggestive ////\ಠ ಠ/\\\\ Oh damn, I took the URL literally as to actually ignore the site. I've seen people working at maccas walk up to the warmer thing where they keep the cooked chips and eat some before, they seem to get away with it ( )/ Artosis plz Actually if he's working at a place like that he is a servant, not a peasant, servants are high above peasants, although still not entitled to the same rights as nobility and aristocracy. Clearly you know nothing about the feudal system... Is this a keto diet? Also how strict are you about not eating things such as rice? I live in Japan and also work at an elementary school. When I asked them to take rice out of my school lunch, I was met with this: . So I asked them to reduce it, and they then went through this whole ordeal of how I was starving myself and was I really okay with that? It was a 2 week ordeal, but they finally let me reduce it to about 50 grams of rice. *facepalm*. Should I just pretend I ate the rice? Lol. Stealing heart meds from grandma, are we? he's just looking over there We don't allow iPhones because someone, who shall remain nameless, thinks they are not secure on Exchange. Yet Microsoft sold the license for Microsoft Exchange ActiveSync to Apple precisely so it would be compatible. It works with all iPhones. You put in Goron Tunic Link and Red Yoshi, which are palette swaps, and forgot Samus Aran. Hahahaha dumbass... She was pregnant anyways so why are you giving the LoD ( " " ) ? I wanted to rip my eyes out of my face when I read some of those. There is no way Bachmann is more intelligent than Barack Obama. In fact, the only person she is more intelligent than is the one who left the comment. That's right Ed Durffee, . ////\ಠ ಠ/\\\\\\\\ Yea...because nobody there could just drive her? Yeah, because I can clip a bird out of the air at over 30 feet, but to hell with being able to shoot across a ten foot room Apparently Tara did too, considering he drove her over the edge David Koresh. somebody call kratos, olympus is at it again. anybody else notice the guy in the speedo Um, my roommates are dudes. My penis spits. Don't me, I have penis logic. I have no idea what you're talking about ////\ಠ ಠ Classic Kristine? ** ** I've broke my "Muppet's Caper" glass some time ago. Luckily they are quite prevalent in local antique shops. I know antique, really Does your area have a curfew or something? That sounds messed up that they just pulled up and asked to search you. But your friend that was carrying the weed is probably retarded. Why wouldn't he just say no? really you all should have said no. I don't care how high he was, letting a cop search you while you're carrying weed... Pedobear -> Incoming __college__ freshman -> What is with the ? Are you implying that is not the purpose of the second amendment? Oh... she's like a mother to him. Okay, that must mean she takes care of him and loves him. Wait, she breastfee... ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ^WTF Not sure if being sarcastic or being serious At first I was like, Oh look... it's *this* picture again. You've had indian food before, right? why is this not malon or saria? 2 hours ago Confusing Washington with Washington, D.C. - Wobbuffet is the tail? Shouldn't you be teleporting? ** ** You should do an IAMA... No front brake or helmet. TIL there are a lot of moronic anti-Semites on Reddit. what is this Fin and Jake are not amused Yes, the hate all the descendants of Noah's incestuous son. He also mentioned we were too stupid to understand what was written in the report. What I hate the most about living in Syracuse though is that our winter starts in November and doesn't stop until the end of April. Props for owning up, but don't let me catch you in r/movies posting how the dark knight is layered and you have to watch is 5 times to really appreciate it Just don't care. See? It's easy. This is me not caring: I just remembered that we sold DB9 serial cables for like $39. "prophets" I for one think what she said is offensive... But... she has the right to say it. Once again. Why are you playing ranked after one normal game with her Confirm for reddit that he is actually who you claim he is, that's not too hard. I'd like the AMA to have green before any serious questions are asked. "handeling" I expect comments about my facebook tab Why am I reading this? ??? I can't fap to this. awwwww shit. you did it this time ...and unless you're watching those premium channels you have to put up with censorship. Obligatory I had a similar situation. Apparently my account was apprently being used on a hacked xbox. I noticed that one of my games had earned a few achievements that I know I didn't get. I shrugged it off thinking it was from a friend's xbox that I copied my profile to once. Then I tried to add some points, it said something about a billing error. I couldn't remove or add my credit card. I tried to call support to remove the card, but they said the account has been banned. I talked to higher ups...and after a week of demanding a reason as to why I was banned, they said I tried to steal content from the Marketplace. How is that even possible? I thought you said Wickerman 2. The horror. They're fake names Wait, wait, wait... did someone call this man fat? Kilometers.... Theme. skype clearly you do not understand... Hermione: Hermione: From the youtube comments : I am divorced Hey, boner killing is not allowed here Have you EVER seen Epic Meal Time? And then you get facestabbed. Like this I’ve set up a system-wide text substitution so that I can just type *_lod* and it automagically gets replaced by * *. no bacon He means my father the LORD. Right? RIGHT?! No. Oh, that doesn't seemed biased *at all*, you know, with all the countries in that region being best pals and all... Why are they all children I totally just got trolled [](/b36 " ") You're good looking, but grossly misusing the verb "trolling" . the Trentonian eh? Sounds a lot like the Trent Onion. Or a basketball hoop. little sisters? Especially considering every single college I've seen has both an IT help desk AND discounted copies of Windows available at the bookstore. Hey we all start somewhere. I thought it was a pretty catchy nickname... After the downvotes on an entirely relevant comment, however, I'm not so sure. Does this repost get you upvotes? That just so happened to be the password to get into one of the SD meet-ups. ​ We're all Homo sapiens too, >"How is it that I'm forever alone? Bitches love watching guys play video games!" And I totally got Rickroll'd. I should have known better it's how Pastafarian's say "amen" .....  Nope. was and then spit beer laughing. That face inexplicably looks like a Korean version of to me. Oh you got my message solidwhetstone. No. Comic Con starts next Wednesday. As far as I know there will be no horses. That's the beauty of it. It's subtle. I live in cliffside and have a lot of friends in weehawken. we probably know eachother right before the . good call ** ** And dragons. And robots. And sauron. And a huge hotel with a pool, and pina-coladas! That's....not... the opening line... Funny that you say that. I find that clarification is almost always necessary when older folks ask for zinfandel. I give the obligitory "Zinfandel, the dark red, big flavored wines?" line every time. Trying to be nice about finding out what they are really looking for. Same thing happens when they ask for "Burgundy". It's a little painful having to ask people if they are looking for a "California burgundy." I think you mean **ಠ_ಠ**^**ಠ_ಠ**^**ಠ_ಠ**^**ಠ_ಠ**^**ಠ_ಠ**^**ಠ_ಠ**^** ** god it's so annoying when someone says 'this was here months ago' and it's the top rated comment, and everyone else is on his/her side Nice, I became Harry Potter. You'd trade him for Halladay? This happened to me yesterday. I'm 15 years old and this still happened This. Fucking. Country. . AD Twisted Fate At first I was like "Wha?". Then I was like . Please, let's not. I feel like that might have done better with the camera a little farther out. It was jolting every time a new face would pop up and their eyes would pop unnaturally white compared to their ridiculous tans. Other than that I loved how a lot of them really took the question of perfection apart and applied it outside their own profession. Though I do have a for the woman who just plunked down the phrase "I am perfect" without any kind of sarcasm. so yeah i was like - i found this saw and some bloody knife and there was like blood everywhere man and claw marks on the walls. but hey no body so i guess no biggie and cleaned it up. First I thought , but then I realized what today was. Just don't screw up the ravioli and you'll be fine What did I just look at Same here, though one kid once thought I was full Chinese and I 'd. I was just about to post the link too, but am having trouble with the formatting on my post above... "Bloody_Vagina" Yeah, you're totally not fuckingkillme. Clearly not. Prob not. I have seen worse... I was once bitten by a terrorist (he was running around the supermarket trashing everything and momma was like meh... whilst on the phone) of a child in Italy and all the lady could do was make this HUGE scene and make her child the victim, saying I attacked her son and herp derp herp... Next thing I know, police are there, everyone is giving me this face and I was scared... But the surveillance video saved my ASS! Even though the lady blatantly lied about everything that happened, the police didn't do crap! I was just waiting around forever because this bitch just kept going on and on about ME and I still had to go the hospital for stitches, and some meds, you know The Guy that pulled my arm out of this kids mouth so fast that he flew a a couple feet and hurt "SOMETHING". Never once did she discipline this kid, even the cops told him to shut up like 15 times... She did the proud parent thing to, hey you ATE a guy, here is some candy to be quite! Gonna be 22 in a month. I do not acknowledge pokemon past 151. ^ Wow, about time some OC got posted to Reddit... ** ** I'm assuming that this is because I was pretty close with my guess? I've only been to Storrs a couple of times, so I was curious what prices were like up there :) In high school I dated this this girl for about 2 months. She went to a event for a weekend. She called me up and told me she had fooled around with 2 different guys (not at the same time) while she was away. It was a **Christian Rock Festival.** it's -1 _Whom_. Mine would be a Narwhal Baconing That was a... Beautiful Disaster So that's what I get when I try to see if I was correct in my honest to goodness thanking of someone. "roucks" Rules: Don't submit things that aren't comics Same in Ireland and the UK. Does make all the comments more amusing though: "When coons tried getting on our back porch, Mama just chased them off with a broom." Oh man, I completely agree. The fight scenes during the movie were too short-lived, they completely screwed up the whole sequence of harry being "dead" and then re-appearing out of nowhere. Neville's part was one of the best things about the end of the book, they did a horrible job at that. Also, Voldemort's hug was probably the most awkward thing out of the movie plus, the whole breaking of the Elder wand at the end. I had a ಠ_ಠ time with my gf while I was deployed (to Bosnia, stationed in Germany). Everything was fine in the letters, etc and we couldn't wait to see each other when I got back. When I returned, we saw each other once, she acted kinda distant. Then she would avoid my phone calls. I spoke to her best friend and she said she was just busy. After a while of being really patient, I told her friend to just tell her I wanna break up. She begged me not to, and that she wants to stay together. I said tell her to meet me, which she never did. Totally for a while going like this, but I was PCSing soon anyway, so I said fuck it tell her I'm going back to the states, see ya later. The "S" is on your keyboard for a reason flamers So a seal walks into a club... i find this hilarious, because i might also work in IT for "said university"... But not in student IT, eff that, students are gross >Stereotypes It makes you feel like a freak of nature, exactly when your asshole S.O. (hey, at least he's now an ex) does what they can to make you feel that way because he feels inadequate . "All you care about is sex!" Yep, that's it. Because I have a sex drive and you never want to touch me, I'm obsessed with sex. My current boyfriend is awesome and we're a lot more compatible, but I still want it way more often. "Dallas has fans?" Really! That's the joke in the title. Can someone do bubbles on wonder woman .. I know but must ask. In the 3rd movie he was 13 or 14... BoldItalicstrikesupLink|QuoteCode•Bullets1.Numbers [Promote] Junta ends friendships This was my exact reaction to this. people... actually got excited about that? i don't have a job....and these morons get paid to do THIS.... ###### Y'all. Skyrim.zip Yeah, it'd be cool... from a few miles away. i remember seeing random videos of this back a few years ago and thinking, how bored are these people? TIL about this subreddit. This is kinda depressing. I at your public display of ω. You recognized that as a cock ring... Can't seem to go wrong with lubed up asians Yeah, I'm 27 too, so its not like an age based curfew. ~~Are those blue dots in the middle nuke craters? ~~ You're looking at the wrong island. Republicans. Democrats, reminds me of a time when their was a civil war between our states...wait nevermind, I'm only 22 ┌( )┘ Well, it sure as Hell isn't Michael Jordan At first, I thought the response was smug and inappropriate. Then, I actually attempted to read the question in earnest. jesus christ man, i was trained at one, reading at three I had one of those. She once yelled at me for not using a coaster with my coffee mug because it would 'burn the table'. I just realized one of my friends is an admin on this group . She also plays the school counselor on The Secret Life of the American Teenager. As someone who had an elective hysterectomy at the age of 26, . At first I was like , but then I realized that this may be one of the funniest things on the internet to date... Another factor that may lead into this is how much spare time the average American has in their day. The majority of people have to work 8 hours at a job, (this doesn't count if you work with computers, slacker redditors ) taking care of family duties if you have a family, or doing whatever. They don't have the time to look up news articles on the internet (except maybe AOL or Yahoo news selections) or in their papers, so they usually have to get their major news from TV. The problem here is that TV news is either watered down to fit within a timeframe, incredibly biased and censored (Think FOX), or filled with unimportant garbage like stories on Zach Weiner's dick. "BREAKING NEWS: Zach Wiener sent a picture of his wiener! If Wiener was the winner for a biggest wiener contest, long long would his winning wiener be? Find out after the break" Some viewers dedicate themselves to one news station, and only get one side. Hey you forgot to put the pur-- Did you *want* to see their underage boobs? I was the only one. That isn't an optical illusion, the cat is simply lying down with his paws hanging off of the edge. Why do you keep an ants ridden drink on your table ? Check out the rest of the posts. Uh uh uh... The Beatles, Americans? It bothers me that a person would debate a point about a series that doesn't even get the character name right. >Card Captor Sakura (I hate to admit it, but yes. I watched all of it. And I enjoyed it. ) I feel ashamed :( it'd probably be Sectumsempra anyway, and I'd knife them... >I just play little big planet with her and even then she still gets confused as to what to do but seriously, I'm like the american hunk cliche, moving there would be wise choice for me too You still here? You must have *no life*! Not as president or in the senate... or in congress.... Yes I get this a lot. "And how would you like your cash today?" "Thousands please." " " But yet they accept they exist in another spiritual plane, and have effect on the world. *Just* like Zeus and Hera weren't "fallible" or "divine". Okay. You keep on believing that they aren't gods. I will just be over here now. at first i thought you wrote "my 5 year old cousin" Pics or it didn't happen. Those tomatoes. t( t) Submitted by mattobrien > apparently most skaters suck.. Guy on the bike. SOON... Do people actually think this is real? Into another demoknight Superman for sure. Goldfinger was my favorite band. And then they dropped the horns and started nagging at me about animal rights - Yes, laugh at the poor baby crying in terror ###** **### shes standing on her toes while bending over many people suggest and apple store? That site just tried to give my computer viruses. How the fuck would you know? I heard the Nerdist is being developed into a TV series by BBC America. Can you comment on the similarities to the podcast and what it's about? Also I live in Canada so is that shit up in here or will I have to seek other methods of viewing it? The grease gives it that natural shine. i wish i had friends like that popular ppl don't play RuneScape i watched some old lady probably in her late 80's shit her pants in a Micheal's. When she realized she starting shaking turds onto the floor out of her pant legs leaving a trail of poo all over the store, it was a mess, couldn't help but laugh to myself. Poor old people Yes, but there's a gate at the **handle**, not at the top of the hose. You don't get anything else from lifting the hose. . . You forgot to mention her dirty feet. Seriously.. I could smell that room from my house So Facebook really keeps history of my chats Too bad God doesn't seem to hate crazy people. Your friend is a fucking asshole. *Slower*.......... *Clap*.................. What... did I just watch...? gg Pro-lolicon site. Saturn is too small Shouting "puto" whenever Saunders does a goal kick? That's not even a thing in Spain. Fucking bandwagon douchebag Real Madrid fans. You.. ate yourself? Pics or it didn't happen. You can't do that to every redundant suggestion You can't do that to every redundant suggestion Whatever you're best satisfied with. It's just kind of silly to advertise that much for MOG if you're not working for them. Or are you? Are those hives? Are you allergic to skeezy hoes or something? How does it not, I just showed you examples and you even agreed?! Holy wars, denial of medical treatment in favor of faith healing, misdiagnosing with exorcism, and so forth. I call those creationism stupidity, what do you call them?! If there was no creationism, there would be no deity based religion, then there'd be no demon possessions, faith healing, or holy wars. I can't believe you guys are saying that creationism isn't linked to any of the examples I gave, despite it being the single biggest aspect of religions. photobucket my old laptop with a 1.5GHz single core and ati xpress200 card can run minecraft This video is not aviable in your country. Jail House Rock for whatever reason. ** ** ಠ_ಠ indeed indeed... What in the world is going on Where is das Walter? I must find the schweinehund! I once had a public motivational speaker come to my grade school who ran marathons- I guess he was supposed to talk about how drugs and drinking are bad, exercise and running is the best, stick to the straight and narrow to accomplish your goals and dreams, etc etc. But he actually spent about twenty minutes describing in disgusting detail all the nasty shit that goes down at marathons. Apparently pissing and shitting yourself isn't that uncommon, and chafing nipples is a really big problem. This man stood in front of an entire auditorium filled with 12-14 year olds and told us about how he ran half a marathon with bleeding, chafed nipples. Do not give people the benefit of the doubt when they haven't exercised their ability to doubt at all. And to be fair, one could swap out LDS with any other religion and the post remains true. OP just found out his new roomy believes in fairy tales about god aliens and is a (presumably) voting member of the GOP. in-fucking-deed. No achievements? Okay. I fail at making puns. Encyclopedia Dramatica's "offended?" page Pay for your Minecraft. ~~ ~~ Omfg lol irl lmao mlogtfy So many people in my high school refer to my Android phone as either an iPod or an iPhone Can't tell if sarcasm or just plain stupidity. What?! 64Gb USB Drive? Man, I remember when I got my 8Gb USB Drive, it was state of the art! Yeah- I only found out because dunkin donuts wasn't serving coffee this morning. I had already brushed my teeth Power tools use it for the body and non-impact/wear parts. You won't find a drill with a ABS bit or a saw with a ABS blade. counter- And the first comment in the post is this video. my dad had lung fungus I only found out after I went to the gym and drank a fuckton of water. But yeah, it seriously bites, we've been eating out at a lot of not West Broward places, but it sucks majorly. ...and you surrendered? Why are you using this face in relation to this? Even with F2Pers, TF2 has nothing to do with pets and animals. They misspelled Riker. This is about crafting and inventory. USAF I haven't really talked to him afterwards. But he talked to several people about it and they all just gave him the look... . So you are saying I'm under the category of crazy cat man just cause I have 4 cats. i can accept the fact that the cow can be abducted, but how do they butcher it and dehydrate the meat in order to make the jerky? why not just abduct the end product. Its even creepier when you think about the fact that people have been talking about wanting to have sex with her since the first movie I wouldn't be surprised if this is one of the reasons for many people doing nofap. Not just the intense orgasm, but there's something fun(ny) about your dick shooting out biggest loads ever. Just go as little as a week without fapping and you'll experience this. I can't even imagine what it would be like at 3+ weeks, as I keep failing to reach the point you are at. I work in seattle and she went home for the summer.... I think Dr. House has cracked the case! Seriously, Reddit, that one was easy. If I had chrome open why would I open IE on purpose? My boyfriend I don't think you can comment on our special teams after last season Oh FML. Fail. rwarggghhh Look no further then any singleplayer game made by Valve. [spoiler](/s "Well, he does run restaurants after all. So I'm guessing he's probably no stranger to cutting meat. ") Are you serious? >Baus? It wasn't me, but when I was at a friend's place he asked his mum whether she spat or swallowed Your post is disgustingly rude What the hell? I commented pretty much the exact same thing an hour before you. You currently have 58 points, and I have 4. It's a humanities essay. The student did not use ANY research or sources except for quotes from the bible Well thanks for letting me know. Unfortunately reddit downvotes anyone that doesn't know everything This isn't WoW, man. Not everyones level cap is 85 If your name was John Watson your comment would be a lot more relevant. Isac Newton knew nothing about gender rolls. My mom got a year subscription to Readers Digest because she got something in the mail that said she would win a car if she bought it. No - my best suit at the time. And my wife thought I was clowning around, hopping and yelling and clapping out the flames in my armpit, so I got the And China's all like: That hair... Try again. In English. ... I hate right light camera's too I do now I'll admit at first I didn't see what the big deal is. It looked like the kind of suicide scene that a network like ABC would air. Then the, "I can't get the cap off." Shipping... BUT IT'S FREE!!!!! man i hate this type of math! i went to a party (China is different) with my brother in law, there were people in 1995/6 born there drinking smoking. i asked a gal her age, she said 1995, i was like wooowaaaaaa you are 10? then realized what year it was. in usa would still be Me too . Where did strawberry and banana milkshakes fit into this picture? > it's a small matter until you're the one who gets targeted. She sounds.. young So people are saying that doing an exercise with a progressively heavier weight load does not work? Sorry, I missed the part where you get decide what words mean. It is a slur, say something else, get the fuck over it. This is probably true. My old roommate bought a Macbook Pro open box, it had a fried GPU, which isn't exactly a problem you could miss. We put a little mark on the box out of curiosity and returned it. ` week later spotted it at the front of the computer cage above the sales floor with her return receipt still attached. Checked with a friend that worked there, it was in inventory **for sale**. Apparently the Islanders are one of the 3 teams that Scott Gomez can contractually block a trade to. so hot, but the proof is blocking an amazing view...not so sure I like this new proof idea so much..... This thread reads like a highschool summer-reading list. Nice to ..um..meet you.... Photo... ...please..... The latter... definitely the latter... I CANNOT LOOK OF DISAPPROVAL HARD ENOUGH Both are NSFK How godawful IS that matchmaking code? I understand it's a difficult problem, but it's not that bad. You have the users to literally just calculate separate queues behind the scenes every hour, or even just have them static. We don't care if that makes it impossible for a 1198 to be matched against a 1202, as long as the servers don't go down all the time. Mustache + cardigan + flip flops. Darnit! All these posts about Just Cause 2 keeps making me regret buying it during the steam sale. I was 1 click away from "Purchase", but something in me told me not to. Thanks a lot guys. Username. found you out spidey I'm sad that this video is feeding iJustine's revenue. iJustine..trolling gamers for more views and revenue Troll be trollin' You dated someone 9ish? >What sticks out in my mind was being all "you know, i bet there's someone out there who something really similar has happened to, and no-one thinks to sympathise, they all just think it's hilarious" re: "Scotty Doesn't Know", and then later that night playing Fable or something and giggling while he punched his wife so she'd divorce him. Sigh. "Advanced" Scud-D missiles that were released 17 years ago? You think Foo Fighters and Coldplay are worse than Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black? (╯ )╯︵ ┻━┻. iI bet the ghibli world video violates **ZERO** copyright laws I thought we were having a healthy debate until this last comment. MFW I clicked the link - Why do all these, suposedly neutral companies have a hand in something called the Christian Values Network anyway? I can't fap to this. Yeah! Fuck proper debate. Lets just claim out side is better and not give anybody else the chance to even explain their side. It guessing Ashe isn't a terribly huge deal ** ** Yeah, I read that and had an instant moment. Actually, the look of disapproval is hardly sufficient. We need a look of intense, hope-you-burst-into-flames disapproval. No, we're not doing this again Someone crossed cleverbot with Clippy ? ** ** Haha, yeah... **upgrade**... This is right down the street from me... And what do most still believe should be a basis for politics? Every time I try to speed read, I end up letting my mind wander and although I've physically been through several lines (sometimes half a page even ) I won't have actually read a single thing. Hmm. So she uploaded about a two minute, seemingly high quality video. Let's say that took about two hours or so to upload and go live. Add the time it took her friend to see it (maybe a half-hour?) and then add the time for her to get there (15 minutes?). It took her at least 2 hours and 45 minutes to fail at opening a pill bottle. Just today at work I helped a lesbian couple choose matching rings for their upcoming (though not legally recognized ) nuptials. pie ಠ_ಠ, . I tore my right ACL in my final season of college doing a step-over, no contact. Did really hard rehab for 6 months and was back playing without a brace, good as new. However it was easily one of the worst things to go through of my life. They did a Hamstring graft. Soon after I started playing in a local men's league. 3 years later in graduate school I was playing about four nights a week in various indoor and outdoor leagues from intramurals against college kids to pretty much anybody in metro men's open leagues. Some fuck late tackled me and tore my ACL in my right knee again. Shit was super depressing as I was probably in my best shape since college. I didn't even rehab it the second time, just drank beer until I could walk. They used a cadaver graft and the surgeon told me not to do any impact shit forever, cause too much cartilage is gone in my knee. He told me to cycle or swim for exercise from here on out. Informed me to anticipate a knee replacement before fifty. Its been a couple years since and I am just now playing co-ed over 30 indoor one night a week. Tried to play in a couple games of a open hispanic men's league and figured out real quick it was probably time to hang up the studs. Even though the game was ridiculously violent and the only official was just a *little* partial, I still felt like the speed of the game was such that something could very easily happen to my knee, and then it would all be over. A title like that and there wasn't even nudity Yeah, he should have made that more obvious. Stop getting my hopes up like that... What the fuck did I just watch? Looks very appealing... mind = blown 'At home in The Valley' furniture commercial... this douchebag always makes get ready for a stupid offer. i hate his voice and i hate his face! "Furniture made in Chino, not China!" I think you have more than just minor issues. Not sure if trolling I was wearing underwear Oh no, here comes another star from near where our species originated that unlocks my Finalest Form. AMA Request: Someone who knows the rules and doesn't obey them. don't forget to downvote his ENTIRE REDDIT HISTORY I read that as if the elephants were actually fucking Voldemort. You need upvotes to make him feel better? feb 1967 Computers accidentally get thrown out all the time The 's on you, brony. Sorry to cut your mood short, but being vertically challenged is no laughing matter. The other day one of my nieces scraped her leg, so i cleaned it a put a band-aid on it. My mom goes, "you know, you really should think about going into the medical field." really mom.... ?? Nah man, Second Life is where the real bad shit happens. Real bad shit. ̷ ┬─┬ And by "killed" they mean "slowly ran over by tanks"  Ha Ctrl-F, no hits for DBAN. > Hehe, I meant in the company of family and friends, but yeah I have caught creepy uncles and cousins before Just like the Look Of Disapproval emoticon , a newly discovered one found in this video based on the famous RAGE face, Y U NO guy. Why were you in a taxi? Don't you have a regular driver? There's a difference between being an asshat, and making a funny. I like her so much more now, if that is even possible. The previous owner had some structural zip ties in there I'm glad they are gone now. "le me, le fronte" That's what you get for calling us seps. Most amine is , unless your talking about a CG robot anime . There's nothing creepy about that if you're willing to share. Meh is a perfectly legitimate reaction. to the downvoters. You aren't kidding about the earbuds, I had one guy give me his life story (my father beats me, I'm paraplegic, I have severe depression, etc.) trying to get me to trade with him for a spy hat There are no sexual advances that I can see That's the look of, WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS ... You beat me to it xamox ! Now get back to work ;) What, 11 hours and no barbie reference? Most Japanese animation is hand drawn. I think you mean 'depreciating'. Reddit deprecating looks like this: If I were a boy, I should get a heterosexual boyfriend? Or just put the damn smoker in the sun and use THAT to cook wutchu talkin bout willis? >"Are you not taking this seriously? Because I am" I'll switch GPU then, it does seem better than the Hawk. As for the 8Gb of RAM, it does make little sense to not get it. I'm ready to blow 150$ on a case but I don't want to pay for the RAM That's what this entire thing is about. I can't remember. Something stupid I'm sure. It was mostly for comedic affect I think, but I forgot about this until he sent me this pic. I guess he's taking it pretty seriously >If the latter, then how would you even use it strategically? - ah, yes, about "stealing"... Hey... Aside from not listening to Tegan and Sara... and not liking pussy, we're pretty much on the same page (I think ) Actually, in The Netherlands, we always have to do that. They removed the latches because of safety regulations So you're the reason people need to circle things Her husband raped 5 year olds? Everything is a combination of multiple biological and environmental factors.... Even without the inuendo, this is dessertving of a If you're not using RES here's a template for you: I've seen more complaints about the new chat on reddit than on facebook. I remember pitching to my parents that the Sony PlayStation would be the best graphics video games will ever have. Example: Spyro. So I had to get it early. Now with my PS3 and gaming rig, they're like But where are all the big hairy gay men supposed to pee?! I'm usually fine with msi or installshield, but goddamn those hardware mfg that build shitty driver installers without silent switches. I'm looking at you, **Canon.** Lion finally has " " support. ...no relevant rule34 involved... What. You should've caught it with the fuball. If you had just typed "A" instead of "My," I would totally upvote this because it's cute... but because you're passing off a popular photo as your own, you get Yeah in between learning my shuvits and ollie manuals I make sure I scream obscenities at black people and spraypaint my own last name places. Anon-Op: "Forever Alone Flash Crowd" was clearly done because its success was seen as being important to a cause. So you made an Amish village... in a computer game. I'm afraid it will go through the fold didnt say it looked like a human dick Miami Hurricanes? ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ DAT FACE. I joined the navy because I wanted to spend time in the ocean. I got stationed in colorado springs. > Internet explorer You could have just added 5.50 to you steam wallet and bought a .49 cent item with that 5 dollar game for yourself. Mebibyte knows that but I'm sure he didn't tell you. Pffffffff. He could have just added 5.49 to his steam wallet and bought a .49 cent item with that 5 dollar game for himself, therefore only spending .49 cents on a Premium account. I know you know that. I counted six IE toolbars I just have a Textexpander shortcut when I type "lod". Means I can use it in other places too where the normals get completely confused. Ugh, I know, women are just the worst! You had a get out of jail free card, and you didn't use it? No way. It's all good. There are no stupid people, only stupid questions. Oh wait, never mind. You're blocking my view of the chair How would she know his name is Steven unless you are talking back to him? Yes, despite the fact that the two panels are very clearly outlined in thick, bright red lines. @ me. Also, in iOS 5 you can make custom text shortcuts. So I chose <lod> to become . Very useful. What if you could time travel back to the old Liberty City in GTA3... 50 tracks....FTW! Holy Deja Vu batman.... I feel like I was here before... but on.... Digg?!?!? Well, thank you! You already posted this with exactly the same title Acting like optional objectives make the game worse when they don't do a damn thing... Sounds like a promoted advertisement As not been an Indian, I don't know what you guys are talking about Looked down in the comments, and there's an enormous debate about religion. ** ** I thought 2012 was next year! Yeah, and Berkeley is a steal at $35,000 a year hmmm a south african thread and no one is rambling away in Afrikaans yet, wat gaan aan mense Corn Syrup... I had to go to court to pay a speeding ticket; couldn't mail it in because the asshat cop gave me a no-seatbelt ticket as well because I had to take the belt off to get my wallet out . *sigh* the dangers of having everything taken literally when it conveniently supports your arguments on reddit is upsetting. where are these comments on every rage comic that say "i will eat your unborn children" etc.? perhaps the curbstomping bit was a bit extreme, but i figured the majority of redditors would not believe i intended to do so... pandora, gametrailers, cnn, espn, aaaaand facebook ( ) How... would... you... know? scary part, it is still growing Yeah Yeah Yeah u have checked for STDs? Probably the best way to do it. I told a girl I liked her shoes once and she assumed that I was gay We get two versions of MVC3 in one year, Dead rising 2 a year ago and a re-release of the same game with Frank West even after there was DLC with Frank West in it this year. Plus not to mention the multiple editions of Street Fighter 4. Also, lets not forget when they took Mercenaries from 4 and 5 and made it into a single game. I see this but I can't even get another Onimusha game, not even an HD remake. Fuck you Capcom. Maybe you shouldn't stick your dick in the ocean Maybe **your** losing your grip. ** ** Heroic couplets what a sexist thing to say. "females meet" <?! are you talking about dogs? wtf. i mean, just saying "girls meeting" or "ladies meeting" would be a million times better. Texas... "double the amount of *acceptable* limbs" Repost. Try windows 95 I can't believe she wore white You and your friend are both douchebags. Fear change? Then how do you expect to ever move forward. Yeah I made the face when reading that part as well. Hoping for a typo... "more accessible" *looks at username* I just looked and apparently/r/picsofdeadkids is real...what the fucking fuck reddit!? Supporting the look of disapproval. It was a darwin's danger shield. > The first thing I saw was magebane Whoa whoa whoa.... What is wrong with guns? Saving this thread. Oh, nevermind then. You didn't mention that everyone else was doing it. That makes it right. zombie deterrent You must be from an enormous city if you disqualify cities smaller than SD or LA from being called "urban". > Draw on a napkin, casually walk by him and drop it on his table. Link to the sun Good god. That's not sexist at all, no sir. i get it That's that "real estate will never deflate" mentality that got america into trouble in the first place I went into a fit when he just stared at the people needed reviving. The scroll wheel on my mouse works backwards now. PBR I've missed out on the meet-ups for a solid month now. Yay for my master's program taking up all my time... Next week I swears it I'm in! Not sure if trolling or just spam. > I'm trying to **read** Fox News ...I'm sorry I'm not going back and reading all the other comment threads. He sounds like he does a voice for a character on family guy ...lol No, I said University Village. Wait, Pollux Black's daughter, Walburga, was born in 1925, when he was 13? Sorry this may be over 10 words, but this is officially the first time someone I've sent a message to has asked for a critique on here and it entertains the hell out of me. Looking back the message was probably pretty crappy, possibly not deserving of a response, which may be why I didn't get one! What's wrong with Jamiroquai? I think they're pretty good. So because they're being silly while working they must be complete idiots? I disapprove of your condescending attitude sir Agreed. Also, maybe get rid of the ? Nice though. *They didn't label the axes * By the way, Lion finally has " " support. How the fuck did I misread that as Kanye West sunset? Are you fucking kidding me I live in a studio apartment. It has a mini-fridge. Mini-fridge freezers suck. It's a delicate line between the entire fridge being a freezer, and the things in the freezer being not frozen in the least. Because this wouldn't be taken already. Same boat my friend. Although I get the added pleasure of working around 16 liter diesel engines that have been running for hours on end. Also our uniform shirts are long sleeved... > buy **two** €2 mars bars Yeah, I offered to make somebody on /r/chrome a single simple extension last January, and I can't stop making them. #20:Cord Blood ** ** You mean bottled water? that explains why he thought of Amsterdam as a paradise ... He just needed to pretend like he was writing his info so other people wouldn't . 1,281 up votes. Now I have to downvote you 16 times so we're even. This looks like it might be an LA Persian version of Jersey Shore . I submit them like crazy. Still play with knuckledraggers Finnish suicide rates are already one of the highest in the world without you adding one more. Who taught you the New Zealand national anthem? While doing what? shameless exposure of nips for karma is You jizz in your pants? Does someone have their penis sticking out in the middle picture? Not even Japanese animes go that far. EA WHY YOU EXCLUDE AUSTRALIA? Believe it or not.. I got into a heated debate back in college. Because some women found the term "woman" a chauvinistic term - because there's MAN in woMAN Thank you very much, I just might not watch that film. On my floor the quads were always up really late playing rockband... across the hall ** ** Your comment answers make you sound like Lindsey Sporrer. Fair enough, but the highest deductible is only $500 I cannot change the settings because I do not have a Trackpad. Es un poco penoso reírse de un borracho. When I saw the infomercial, I was thinking "Who would buy that shit?" then I saw it sitting on the kitchen counter of my grandparent's house. -40C = -40F System Preferences > Language & Text > Text > add a shortcut to substitute. I set it so that "lod" in brackets automatically turns into . Haven't used it a whole lot though… It's called "Cheesey Pasta"? This is definitely the first post in the thread to get a mixture of O_O and from me. Like...literally stared at my monitor, wide eyed, eyebrows lowered, brow furrowed, mouth taut. ... so I'm not the only one who thought of this. A purple square. > It's going to be 3 days a week for the rest of the summer at least. a 2007 mustang when he was 16. I see Liquid`JinrO and HuK on this. Am I safe to assume these are smurf accounts? I actually quite like HuK and JinrO. FANNY PACKS! damn hippies Why are the rebooting the franchise so soon? but... nature.... Thanks for the info though. Just a quick question, if it's really that much of an intellectual relationship, then why is Pisces the first criteria ....you monster. because of fapping. ...wrong. My campus has an 88 MBit connection and Youtube is just as annoying and finicky as my 2 Mbit connection at the hotel I'm staying at. Not cool Now there's a SECTION in fucking libraries just for cliche teen vampire books Oh yeah, that's what I meant - it was _despite_ a Republican congress was it any good? my sister keeps asking me to come over and watch it with her. but i must not. Tonks. He? slow clap "Clop, clop, clop, clop" This is a very good resource, but some of the rankings are a bit suspect. The US has a work/life balance of around 7 out of 10? I come to Reddit to avoid seeing that non-story. Perfect. An even more misleading number. The median of set A: {1,1,1,1,10,10,10,10} is 5 and so is the median of set B: {4,4,4,4,6,6,6,6}. In set A, you have a 50% chance of randomly picking a number with a value greater than 1, while, in set B, you have a 100% chance. It would be better to look at standard deviation from the mean/median, not the mean/median itself. Also, I'm sure the data they are using is for people who actually work in the field in which they have a degree in. Then, you need to look at the ratio of jobs/degree, which is why I originally said, "How about on a per capita basis." What do you think the value of a polisci/econ degree would look like if you add up the income of **everyone** with such a degree, not just the one with the degree and a job in the field, and found the average, and standard deviation from that average, and compare that to an identical survey done with people who got engineering degrees? Don't try to compare the value of an engineering degree to an econ degree. Yeah it looks like you had a tough run, winning all those games. I see what you did there * * >Why don't the wizards solve world hunger? She looks yummy Why write F^7 U^12 out every time when you could use something like TextExpander to make a shortcut that expands out to the full thing? (Also useful for typing ) [](/b24 " ") Next time M calls your BF a pet name walk up to him, lightly grab the back of his neck and pull him in for a good 5 second make out sesh, then grab his crotch give M the look of disapproval and say "Mine" Not at all. I think dead babies are hilarious. Not believable? It's a movie about aliens Heh, was kicking myself after I got my outfit off. I've been dog-sitting for my parents, and they're off in the corner going . One comes up and just stares, I totally could've gotten that shot with a jack russel staring up at me and a can on the ground. LOL 10 down votes.... reddit has lost its sense of humor or it has been diminished to mile long "rage" comics...true story! Thought it was nba 2k12. Not Nba 1989. Where's rose? Where's Dirk? I've never seen so many people with terminally ill relatives or single with kids in one place. Me too! Between "Wtf" and " " They are Poke'balls. You can't even see any flesh you wouldn't see if a character were wearing a tank top. Nice try, Cartman. Pretty sure silverbacks are males. 8====> <====8 NONE... I've asked.. her answer was Because it's totally smart to download something that you don't even know what it is and hope for the best. My thoughts: of course, classy, , reddit amirite? I do this too, but I cancel it out afterwards because I'm right courteous like that. At least then I'm in control of the beep. Me Chemista? I wish I had given the smartass reply but my manager wasn't far way. That family did spend the rest of the time in the pub asking for things that we didn't have. They asked what type of tea we have, I replied "only English breakfast" to hear back "what fruit teas do you have?" more happening, "we only have English breakfast" then to hear "but my daughter wants fruit tea". They were quite irritating. SB32 what is wrong with medici? Oh, I got it... These movies are getting ridiculous. 1 was scary, 2 was predictable, now 3 is just... What good would it do to pray to the god of *thunder?* You'd just make more wildfires. 77291 views and 4 bids But poor Jon , How is Canada not a developed nation? No, because then I get a "You need to close your eyes during prayer." you seem too excited over this finding to NOT be an advertiser... Reply with a to all the most popular comments. Just because you look passable does not mean you get a free pass. So you aren't the attractive girl pictured? Americans He sounds like a Wrath-baby to me. I remember in Ulduar and ICC when the other healers would obsess over HPS while I'm thinking "you have 12 million overheals! " I downvote any comment about how some video or story that was posted made them cry. "This literally brought tears to my eyes.." I was once over 1000 miles away from home for a job interview, but even I was able to order food to my room. TIL OS 10.7 lets me see instead of the square eyed face thing. Just because you haven't watched the series and thus can't identify a scene from it doesn't mean you ~~don't know what series it is~~ haven't heard of the series Yeah... I actually made my comment before the person who got upvoted above me. They cited the interview that I linked. The revisionism. The toddlers throwing their diapers on stage... *Most* people would put bags in bags and then recycle them. All crit server? Didn't even need to watch this to figure out where the video was shot... Why do you sound like you're bragging? REPOST ...an announcement that she's ripe to breed Redditor for 15 minutes I don't want to seem offensive... but come on.. Are you fishing for compliments? How the hell could you think you're ugly? What the hell were the "before" pictures like? Yeah he is, just as people are entitled to use Christianity to heal amputations. Your comment is so stupid it actually makes my blood boil; so what if it's not scientific? Are you fucking serious? my mom always tells me im wasting space on the tv by not stretching it I tired it yesterday and my whole door panel almost fell off At first I thought this was filmed in Arizona or somewhere where it actually gets blistering hot or humid. But then the video description reads "at Crossroads Park in Bellevue Washington". Unless this was during the Seattle heatwave of 2009 or the 1 in 10 chance Seattle gets an actual summer day like the rest of North America, perhaps this was an overreaction. OP's name is Steve_Mahanahan "The virus could apparently not be eliminated except by a clean install of the operating system." Christ is coming, and so i am i. I came here expecting severs! Sooo what does this have to do with Minecraft? Smith machine Yep boooooooooom is the bomb ( ) La propuesta 20A se ve pocamadre y era muy original why the fuck not ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Your username speak a lot. Is this really such a shock to you that buying music legitimately can be a point of ridicule? And turn your damn poison off, Singed now that we have fixed we need a new cause. *This isn't the subreddit you were looking for* Happy cakeday So what you're telling me is you could afford WoW, but not a mouse... Some of my friends were so blase' about this shot which I did not understand. Apparently my old friend's gyno was like, oh it's not a big deal, you probably won't get HPV anyway As soon as I heard of it, I asked for it, and got the first one when I was eighteen. It is a great peace of mind. I'm alive still! Goat cheese *and* cream cheese *and* parmesan cheese *and* heavy cream *and* butter... Wait, you *really* think an MD will mistake a buff guy as "obese" because he forgot to look up from the chart? You sir, are a master of building suspense. Do you work in advertising by chance? Posting a question asking if you are alone on a website with millions if unique views a month Oh, so it's okay to belittle women about their looks and their weight but don't you dare talk about a man's willy? Back atcha The entire province of Alberta: The fuck are you doing in this subreddit? you mean you use other parts of the site, too? second from right... ** ** What do you guys even type in google to find this stuff? I thought I'd see celebrities everywhere I went in New York. I've been here five days and the closest I've gotten is an energy healer who knows Jane Fonda.. Pretty sure it's for the Washington Nationals since he's from DC. Unless you were trollin... GIFs are useful for short animations that can be looped. This crosses the line for video! *These aren't the ents you are looking for* Wait, what? Those two women at the store *knew* they had been in the ditch for two days? Kudos to you for acting and rescuing those kittens. It's bad enough that people abandon animals but disgusting that most people will stand back and do nothing. I went to the official website for the Unified Counsel of All Things New Age and clicked through to their glossary section. The definition of ego listed there did not match the one you gave ###** **### sorry dude, ill write to google and ask em to fix it, should be cool, im friends with the owner And they were all like... No XL = Because all 11-17 yr old boys should ooze sex appeal Does this have choose your own achievement points mode? 9001 . Also some of those avatars are slightly different. Very cool to see the evolution of UI. Thanks for posting! Can't tell if guy or girl. No XXL = What kind of shithole do you live in? Tiny Tim on Teen Hardcore? Yeah What verb is " " replacing? Anarchist? It's the real Rita Skeeter ... I can LITERALLY smell this video I thought these re-posts were at least supposed to have creative titles >Half hour at a dog park twice a week. The same damn kibble every meal. Being told when to poop. That's a fantastically fulfilling life. Woo! Afterlife segregation......... Honestly. First thought is, 'wow, that's neat!' Then it went, 'wait...if these had camera's...I would never know if they were filming me....' downvote for the automatic download What kind of stuff, and just how credible are their prices? 360p Thanks for the help Thanks for the help fuck you Raod tripipng it aroscs the conurty and you epxcet me to be yuor DD ... I think it's taking a dump Her thoughts... "I really need to stop dating Redditors.. " Exactly. Just install the font and your golden... people who couldn't do that really make me where is closing quote? this face means I am dissapoint. The first comment you would need 'lil' to have no syllables... just L. This comment you'd need it to have two: little. It was a joke You've been around long enough to know better A lesson on class, coming from a guy who feels he urge to inform us of how fat and pasty the people he talks to are. Except Columbus Day Not sure whether to or ∧＿∧ [](/b24 "What? ") What is going on today in Norway? Man, talk about exhibitionism. I could only fantasize doing something like that, but not actually do it. *how* would you say ? Crappy? How did the guy get your number? You deserve your downvotes, Malfoy. Coincidence? windows plus hp = while i am totally on board with your condemnation of such ignorance, you're spelling chipotle wrong To be nit picky, in Michigan's Up, the southwestern edge of it is in Central time. This screwed me up once when I bought a snowmobile from a Michigan town, and got their an hour early to pick it up In Barcelona - Oh wow, the prostitutes are really aggressive here, I guess that's ok if she grabs my dick and plays with it, but I'm not paying for shit. About a minute in, oh my God...it's a guy All of them except for Is this a real condition? I've heard many people say "My penis tastes like skittles". I thought it was a joke but now I'm just confused > Meditation too hard? Don't want to have to adhere to the strict rules of right action and loving compassion to all living things? Just repeat Amitābha a thousand times and he'll take pity on you and give you a get-out-of-suffering-free card. I also have no AC in my car. It's been in the 100s all month (yay Texas ), save for a few days that were 98 or 99. FML. His workspace for building the computer annoys me I live 100 yards from the epicenter of the 1906 earthquake in Pacifica. The owner only mentioned that after I signed the lease. My dad (a pastor) called me the other day and asked me if I knew anything about "The God Particle." What kind of retarded hospital did you go to? Worse is when you're a cook and always making shit for your friend who can't smell to try. "Hey man, this smell good to you?", "Enough garlic in this you think?", "Oh man, this cheese stinks dude, come smell it!". Him: Ive been listening to a repeating soundtrack of Frank Sinatra Fly me to the moon and come fly with me on repeat. This is soooooo much fun! I just built my first non tute rocket. 3 solids with decups and finishing with a flame style. I launched nothing happened I throttled up and launced upwards sat back with a smirk. Then shit went sideways and with 7 seconds my guys were KIA into the Vehicle Assembly Building in what the mission report informs me was a Catastrophic something something... Ive been listening to a repeating soundtrack of Frank Sinatra Fly me to the moon and come fly with me on repeat. This is soooooo much fun! I just built my first non tute rocket. 3 solids with decups and finishing with a flame style. I launched nothing happened I throttled up and launched upwards sat back with a smirk. Then shit went sideways and with 7 seconds my guys were KIA into the Vehicle Assembly Building in what the mission report informs me was a Catastrophic something something... at first i was like . Then i saw the username and laughed. The " " is extremely overused now. You just gave the look of disapproval to a pretty standard pun on the word "come." that's what you get for buying a mac i love you too, but you should really lay off the acid. If you have a weather control machine, why haven't you helped out the many Oregon farmers struggling to make ends meet this year from the excessive rain? Also worth noting – The default install of Lion seems to support , now. 👍 Many of the Grammar Nazis on Reddit show their by pointing out what's wrong in very blunt terms. No small. Weirdest boner, though. Whoever's stream I'm using needs to move their mouse Vampirism just makes this stuff a farm fest. I found the zoo next to a square of water with a one block pathway surrounding it, alerted the monsters, stood in the corner, and slowly killed them all with my swords. Only time I got low was on a boss, popped a potion, and realized my potion healed for less than my melees do. Sounds to me that still – despite your really long justification reply – you simply think Halo isn't "worthy" of a re-release because it's 10 yrs old...yet Zelda is a series that is perfectly fine spitting out a "remake" every 2-3 years (some installment on some platform) because it is 25 years old. The guy has no idea what a pagination is. And he keeps touching the screen with a screwdriver. I like him thou. Lots of whorin' girlfriend pics goin' on in this here thread What is this nonsense? I hope it's not about HDD. Shit got broken twice already Cannot unthink >You've obviously never heard of "chasers". ...... ...... This is it. This is the most hairbrained movie premise i have ever seen in my LIFE. Have they completely stopped trying? I... I don't even know what is wrong with people's brains these days... >.< Shaka, when the walls fell... Already? No, it was my eyes. Yes however since trying it I can't escape the toilet. >Are you complaining about realism in a game based in a fantasy world where you can cast spells and breath fire by speaking a word? Sleeping with socks.......... .... I came here to say this. Tuvix HDMI cables. They are sold at roughly 10x what they're worth. As a Best Buy Employee ( ) I can tell you that that $124 dollar cable you just bought for your flat screen cost me $12.50 (staff discount at cost **+10%**) A sign that you should learn how to crop pics I'm norwegian. This was funny, but I'm watching you ... I'm norwegian. This was funny, but I'm watching you ... Denied! A master's degree in Jewish studies will surely get him a job >Edit: The article says the black hole makes as much energy as a thousand trillion suns.... where I come from, we just call that a quadrillion Austria, not Australia - so many times No. Looks fucked. The dilemma I find myself in is that they're aren't enough gay men who actually act like men. "your" It does and I have seen it. You're right, profiling Muslims is a good thing. Questions like this Ok I admit, I used to be a big fan TIL Land Speeders are called such because their STC was discovered by a tech-priest named Arkham Land. Only if you're talking to Mexicans has anyone else noticed the fact that on Lion you can see -> Y MUST I BE GONE EVERY TIME? (y )y So just realized I can actually see the face for the first time and not the boxes like I normally do on a Mac! Must be a cool "new feature" of Lion. why I always like to wash my fruit before I eat it. And here you are, still calling him 'retarted.' ** ** Please tell me your carrier string is really " ". And yet, the composition is still sub-par. I don't think you'll have to worry about getting beaten up or even harassed (maybe in a good fun). Just don't go to a Dodgers game Who downvoted this amazing comic I don't understand why people downvote sometimes, I was on r/texashelp and someone was offering to help people to learn basic Programming and it got 3 downvotes >I just don't understand why a language would deny me the ability to better-encapsulate my code in functions as opposed to classes. Glad you clicked on this link I'm 20 and I watched He-Man all the fucking time. TIL that some people could not see with Safari. Why could I see it without installing anything special? I was expecting cheese rolling Not only that, they continued to call him that for the *entire* game. ** ** dagbladet For a second there the picture didn't load and I managed to grab a quick look at your username before it did. I briefly had a "SHUT. DOWN. EVERYTHING" moment. The internet has scarred me Cleaning and maintaining an 870? Rules of engagement, in a societal breakdown? Odds are their orders are shoot to kill on sight. " " Wtf does America have to do with this? This is about Norway... not funny I take my eye off you lot for 12 hours and things get totally out of hand... IMDB puts Cinderall II over MGS in the "Known for" section. Seriously, how much therapy am I going to need after that? Well, what the fuck else do you want? It's entirely possible. You know how twins work. What's more to say? BTW, what's the story with this guy? He's now stalking all my comments and commenting everywhere I comment... That sounds like a pretty dickhead thing to do 4 chan is that way The last thing i want to read about is "families doing things together" in the Intercourse news When the '19 YEARS LATER' text came up in the theaters, I heard gasps of surprise like, "Omg, really?!" I really thought this comic was going to be about cheese-wiz... Thanks for sharing? You ever played EVE? ** ** But where is the Piece of Eden? It was supposed to be there! Wow The best part was we're supposed to believe that he's at GameStop with his "wife", and the topic of flavored condoms come up and how the wife likes them and they are out and need more. I heard video games were to blame > "This isn't a urinal is it?" Not so if they knock it down using caravans. I lost a game to that. I foolishly thought that if I just saved the game and reloaded it that the NPC would reset to wherever he starts. He didn't... >Thanks for returning the favor "But some of my best friends are gay!" Hesitant upvote.... unnecessary comma > Thanks for returning the favor Thanks for your presumptive, pissy, passive aggressive post "Uploaded by UsamaFTW" Ron Paul Welcome to 2007. Conversation about hugs... history of internet graphic and no mention of porn Punchline in title. Another Brooker circle-jerk That last anecdote is funny. For all their high-minded philosophy, that's basically what most feminists reduce any disagreements (and sometimes agreements as well, as long as it's a man's) to : it's all about sex... You disagree? You must not be getting any. You agree? You just say it to get pity sex... I will trade you box for box Done and done. Expect me. Your results indicate that a .223 fired from ground level is capable of space travel... Holy shit I just realized works in Lion! Hooray Macintosh! You ninja'd me already. But I actually liked his old stuff. Now I'm like "FUCKING PICK ONE! JUNKIE OR REFORMED DRUGGIE! " It's an ankle bracelet, a cute baby and a nude yoga headstand. Still happening... Ludo. Everyone in my hometown is completely enamored with them because they're a ~local band that made it big, but I'm not a fan. Apparently this makes me subhuman. Saw the preview for next week. Fucking Gale Stalin? BO5 with an extended series is, imo, complete bullshit. The person who won the first match has to only win 1 more game You're? Better from AIDS.... God I need to get out of this damn state. I don't think we're on the same page. I totally agree, but the thing that drives me the most crazy is.... Who puts out a big advertisement for a game that doesn't have the greenlight? In that condition my first reaction wouldn't be *"Oh my, I need to shave or else people will think ill of me."* See, I've figured it out - all these luddites have it right - Monsanto is clearly evil. Who could think of an easier way to kill people than to *fucking grow food to feed the exponentially expanding world population*. Shit - starving them just must not have been working fast enough! I can't like this, but only because tezzies face looks so wrong to me You forgot the hello > so as to show the world how awesome they are I totally tried to do this at my office, but people didn't really pick it up. :( I also called it "Fancy Friday"...ARE YOU SECRETLY ME? I wasn't talking about other countries ... because historically the 50 state governments have done so much better in supporting personal liberties than the federal government Oh and what is Lance hiding down there... Lol I agree about Emma Watson and London. Quiet now Much better... > I was expecting cheese rolling 2006 as well... Poirot = Oh so being married to an Xbox is not okay?? Fucking bigot. The deep artistic boy I loved in high school ended up becoming a college 'bro' who, Facebook informed me, dated a girl named *Destinee*. Every human girl is a human ape girl. *is*? You dropped the soap At those moments I precede my with "HEY THAT'S THE NAME OF THE SHOW/BOOK/MOVIE!" ~~Even when I'm alone...~~ Happened during Game of Thrones at *least* twice in Season 1. Christian rock is cool and all and I enjoy it ( me if you want but I enjoy Hillsong...) but I prefer it stay outside of the mass. If I'm at a "youth mass" that uses contemporary Christian songs it's just... weird. I understand their reasoning in trying to appeal to the youth but I dunno. I can't really explain it but I'd rather hear On Eagles' Wings for the millionth time after Communion than From the Inside Out or something. (y )y At ease Captain, we have our men on it.  Is this really a question? You want your daughter to get married and have kids and *that* makes her successful? 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My enemies always did and it was the pog-stealing superior! If I noticed the saw-blade I would never play for keeps. Because fuck that. You thank me with my senior pic? and then we would wait Yeah good point: The Sandlot, there's another overly sentimental piece of shit. I hate that movie Ahah. I laugh about that too. In these comments, the physics behind portals and why this is not possible, think about that you r-tards. Is it that strange? Non birthday downvote Watch him like a fucking hawk rush, naked, scum..........sounds about right Yes, yes and yes. The saddest part of this story is that this is my cousin. **Anime references for names** Sounds like a porno film I saw once Iceland #1? Apparently sunlight was not a criterion >** ** For research? Sure, Get off reddit. . No va a faltar el que pida que el upvote se llame FUA [Book Spoiler](/b "Yeah, but Ender didn't have sex scenes... which makes a big difference when you're trying to put it on TV and get people to accept it. People aren't going to like it if 14-16 year olds have sex scenes in HBO series. I'm by no means prudish, but I think I'd be pretty .") unfortunately, yes I was told this wasn't supposed to happen. I agree. 100% with this. I was watching a Shoutcast of his a while back and he literally said "He's making marines early... he's probably going to attack now." Is that child under the bed? The rated comment in that thread is the same as the top rated comment in this thread. I've read the title 5 times and can't find the grammatical error. > And then say below me, bitch.. Why aren't you streaming? I was looking at the chick being swung around......then I saw the black guy. Upvoted. Inconsistency is definitely one of those things that drives me nuts as well These three are always easy access? >So you can only have a choice if someone else subsidies your choice? When I first heard about Scientology many years ago ... I actually thought ... hmm, if this is like a church for Science stuffs instead of religious stuffs, I might actually enjoy it. Then, I found out it was really about pew pew ... gives us your money ... zoing peyao katulu nikto ... and then I was like "Transform Any Song You Want into 8-bit" should be titled "How to make a MIDI file sound like a shitty Casio keyboard." Replacing instruments is not how you make a chiptune. Unfortunately, I had one of those... and she's a political science major. Don't you me. I'll whoever I damn well please. You know..I might there was a nail in my car tire too.. This is every one of my psych major friends. damn, got a chat with the livesupport but he told me hi and sorry purchase via origin. Two sentences and not even a cya There's not enough Yeah, I set 3 of them that were ridiculously loud once... I just slept through them. I had them set for 7am... Woke up at 10am with one still ringing. The ads for Family Guy Porn... i got Tylenol Codine Then I realized it was free. Yes. I do. Oh cool it's that link I saw on the frontpage 2 days ago Ah, yes I do that too.....but can we agree on this, fucking steam pipes Yeah, nevermind starting wars, Jesus would forgive those asap. Clearly. Hopefully observer mode! Theres an ocean in the background I thought I was safe from birthday sex... but no... it was anniversary sex... Why does a pill have pigments in it? I don't care what color my pills are. Inception, Bourne Ultimatum, The Dark Knight, Avatar (I suppose for the 3D) Why is this in /funny? This would be in /interresting_but_not_funny_at_all I think this post was made just to piss me off Yay! go freedom! "This video is a response to Let's blame the Jews" No, no, no! Ketchup!?! Well, that's just great. Wish you would've told me before I set up the interview. I had a friend who used to think I was black, back when we only met online to play WC3. I'm actually Chinese This was my reaction as well. The weird thing is this comic was apparently done by a woman. First thing I noticed. It's not even IE9. ** ** If this clock is genuine, I definitely want it. There are collectors who would go nuts for this thing. The only question is, can I get it for the right price. Why was the "1 in 6 high-poverty" kid given darker skin? "Start shooting" This is very interesting! Thank you, Mr. Von.... *Troll?* .... You called? ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Had to be Illinois, didn't it? Bit of a language barrier there. And men wearing dresses my fax: Damn hipsters... This post somehow managed to be even worse then the first. There's no words for it really and everyone should weep that there's really people like this in the world. In short: You sound like a spoiled hipster haha, your team makes me . i went to target and got a kingsize for 9.99, had the spray paint. 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Nah, exposure was too short that takes 9 fucking episodes "to get guys pregnant" "And anyway, that hit-n-run possibility is not much different from the old wives' tale that women sneak around poking holes into condoms " The only difference is that dudes who get chicks preggers and leave is far more common in the United States. But hey great discussion, and thanks for not being an ass. I completely forgot about that episode. Fuck dude, I can't believe this was a kid's show. Sharing links is not encouraged Oh, I'm sorry, does the usage panel disagree with my use of that word? don't do that Why is the top comment about a cat? Typical cat owner attitude, see dog post, ask offtopic questions about cats. Bradfordian here too! <3 Yorkshire. That is all. Trolled? If you did not understand the satire: The shit is wrong with you. First Person Shooter Game. I just feel about this, on the other hand AMURICUH FUCK YEAAH Shay Grove! My grandfather is lactose intolerant, and always has fruit punch on his cereal I was trying to figure out what **your** point was pointing out that they're taxpayers. There is no trading games for items in this subreddit, and yor post has been removed. You could try /r/gameswap, buy I doubt you'll get many takers for a bundle that was supposed to be for charity. I was joking but for the attempt to make it sound like you dont fap: Dont lie to us. WE ALL DO. lol No support for D3100 I bet you're a DICK decent /= descent Who is Will Rogers? > Yes you idiot. Mother of God. I live in Iowa. My brother types "cum" for "come" He's his competition, but I haven't heard one Kanye diss. And I see what you did there and I offer you this: For some strange reason, I forgot about the context of this thread and when I read "Fucked my father," I had one of these . Sorry to hear about that though. (╯ )╯︵ ┻━┻ As much as I want to you... watch it through. But series 5 will probably be more what you are expecting. My sixth grade students have had FB since they were in third grade. They have also had more "relationships" this year alone than I have in my life. In fact, they were getting bored with the "same old, same old" so they were getting married at recess. One of them actually got ordained on the internet... what a mess! Their reasoning for all this? "Our parents get married and divorced all the time! It's so cool to get stuff from your friends!" The majority of those had me hurting out of sympathy I just said I wasn't there, why would I have video Yeah, the tourists killed a lot of the vibe for me there. But looking back on it now that I'm surrounded by 8 million people. I'd rather walk down St George St. sometimes instead. That's my birthday... I watched the mermaid in english A gaming laptop you can't configure with windows? The Bible says it started with two. Something's amiss here. Which would entail your comment. In..inspiring? ...In what way? He duckrolled us. OJ played some sport and was famous and killed some white bitch and the LAPD fucked shit up and then the judge let TV cameras in the court room and then OJ's lawyer said "If the glove doesn't fit, you must aquit." and then the jury was all like "Not guilty" and black people were all like "Yay!" and white people were all like but some people were all like "Not all black people are like that" and some white people were all like "Innocent until proven guilty" or something, then OJ lost a lot of money in a civil suit afterwards I think. At first I was but then I was ʘ‿ʘ Dude, you tripleposted from two accounts And furthermore, did his complaining in a _third_ subreddit, such that people like me who are subscribed to neither atheism nor pics (on account of them having too much stupid shit like, oh, I don't know, bits of text pointlessly turned into pictures, just to pick an example _completely_ off the top of my head ) have to see it, despite not giving a flying fuck. As a perk after your trial period: inbreeding! > So the next time you see another human gasp and state "We are of the same species" in astonishment. Then them for good measure :D Girls are weird. kevinkm77's dad works with computers so you're wrong. Hardly your first then, is it? ** **. I see what you did there. My flat doesn't look as nice as that prison Improper use of LOL face Haha, is funny because you're generalising! thanks for blowing my mind ass hole... This news article is from May of this year, the story broke in dec of 2010. 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But looks like Verizon beat me to it... Lawl, she thinks being gay makes you a different species... well played It says 4chan tshirt DasPoops No, I got it right. Problem is, someone else on reddit stole it Order some via Amazon. They go cheap on the nutella. It looks like a lot, but that part of the container has a bottom that is over half-way up the container. This one time, less than a day after the airing of Tosh.0 where they asked for bad examples of the 5-second-rule, this one guy posted on reddit asking people. A bit of a misuse, if you ask me. Coincidence possible? Of course. Still... ** ** I keep a 2x, a 3x, and 4x on my desk at all times. Sometimes solved, sometimes scrambled. I can't count the number of times I've been asked if I can solve them. My parents let me pronounce a TON of things wrong because they thought it was funny, even to the point of embarrassing myself in high school class discussions. "Grape" Which tastes nothing like grapes Two of these in one day. ............... on that note: don't anybody dare unsubscribe! "Them"? Family-size The cheese cave? Are yours better quality than stikkit? I ordered one and it looked like they bought sticker printer paper at walmart and printed it out on a shitty HP printer...for $5 It's not even fair right now. It is so much easier to win the East. Not that it means anything if you do... , but the West is insane. There are good teams in the East - it just seems like less of them. The funny part is everyone in the comments is complaining about it being reposted and yet it still has ~494 upvotes. Jew camps have a history of being not so fun... i cannot any more harder right now. You ruined it I felt guilty about wanting the bracelet so I read through a bunch of articles before making my request I've watched people open IE and the google home page loads. They then proceeded to use Google to search for programs installed in their computer. The only thing that shocked me more is that it worked. Terribly encoded AND incorrect aspect ratio. Terribly encoded AND incorrect aspect ratio. Not sure if serious...or just on my level... "The Thing" is definitely a contender for the best practical effects in a movie ever. I heard that they're making a prequel about the nordic team that was chasing the dog in the beginning, possible Thank you all! I know how you feel man. You could go with SG1 but I refuse, mainly because the SciFi channel chose it over Farscape . That and Tripping the Rift. Fuck I'm going off on a tangent agian, sorry. Give BSG a look or try LEXX. I'm surprised North Korea isn't high on that list You're unbanned. No funny business. i had to do it before I_RAPE_CATS decides to create it... is this why I'm in the negative in terms of Karma? Is it because I called it emulation instead of virtualization? I thought my internet opinion was pretty fair to both Windows and OsX. I just threw-up in my mouth a little. Thanks Or the third world I miss racing and this bike. By the end of it's life, it was all black with the chrome frame and swingarm. My number was 116. Miss this one. Mexico Land? If its not even funny, why is it in r/funny? How much are you paying for these. I hope it's above $3. ** ** ED : Like I said... How are the wife and kids? I like how hes staring at a computer monitor while hes pouring... Burning the sheets and replacing them should get rid of the stains quite nicely. And all it took was being called adorable. how dare you even speak that evil title in this holy place YOU STALKING ME ON REDDIT NOW BIG MAC MAN? hah He should be called Big Lunch And even more importantly, what was that shower handle being used for? This is one of the trippiest fucking movies I have ever seen. Tried to watch it on shrooms but my laptop wouldn't work Damn it. Now I want Nutulla. probably not.... foreveralone.... More importantly, is he forge fast expanding? GOD I LOVE YOUR EYELASHES you have to use it to install TELNET on windows VISTA / 7, and probably 8 when it comes out Aw hell... "Shaking my head," as in . wordpress For the past couple times the UPS man just threw my package at my door without even ringing the door bell. Why would I do this for him I also do bar mitzvah's I had never played OoT until this past year (I know, it's tragic.), but I had a nightmare when I was younger about something that looked just like that (except it was about twenty feet tall and could successfully hide under rugs without me noticing). Thanks for reminding me. At first glance, I thought it was just a funny angle. Wondered why you included the usernames until the end Why? i never seen it before! ZOMG REPOST! Lame-o-osaurus Rex Haha :D if thats a good then awesome lol Taking credit for my dog > You have a **stack of 64** Gold Pickaxes Are you sure you are licensed to operate an internet browser? 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Is 4chan down or something? ~~ ~~ >> -_- You logged into her facebook. Loving it. But my eye twitched when I saw the three different style tiles... you gonna replace those later, right? I'm assuming you *ran out* of the regular ones. Boston ^FTFY you dog is giving some serious judgment. The dog is ლ( ლ) > With **there** computers > I do not yet have my applications on the market. I assume this means I am not considered a true 'developer' just yet then .jpg "No Witness Security Program participant, who followed security guidelines, has been harmed while under the active protection of the U.S. Marshals." Stains i'm looking into your eyes..... and I still can't tell atheist worldview... Stalker. Why didn't he just head the ball into the net when it came off the bar? Yeah, definitely reported. this fucking game But... The movies told me that Nick Fury was black! 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I guess it has something to do with them paying someone over licensing issues with android Avenged Sevenfold? I thought everyone knew things don't get dangerous until some magic point in-between her blackberry's 1.8GHz transmitter and the evil Wi-Fi's 2.4GHz one. There's a big difference My parents bought me crayons made from soybeans..that.. is all I remember.. What is this there was a reason no one mentioned it Rosearts are cheap. So cheap, they didn't melt in the sun after hours of exposure. Not to mention, they're the shittiest excuse for a crayon. The was appropriate and warranted. from what i've picked up ( ) mm works best with the cream of the crop in hollywood...but i live in vancouver so club girls might be more suited to a david deangelo approach. i will continue to look through it though and take notes. i was hoping that the book would point me to sources of canned material, openings, routines but oh well. because it's a gif, I stared at it for like 10 seconds waiting for it to move. Excited for an operating system? I think we need a post explaining how the system works... Nice melty bead mail. Mine, however, would be white and grey. How about that? " " You seriously thought you were the only one? DUN DUN DUNNN...... Downvote to all that say "No one cares", or "Who gives a shit". You guys don't need to be assholes about it. I'm sure he wasn't planning on this shit to get on the front page. If you don't like it, dont post on it. People piss me off. It is the most annoying thing on my news feed. 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You should never be leaving Reddit Los Angeles !? we dont appreciate YOUR kind around here > Why is he standing on the table? The link seems to require registration ` ` Not supposed to They're so cool my mom has been using them for about 2 years now. Oh my god, the nose thing! My sister and I had to do that to, my Dad called it Nose Time-Out.. "I told her that she needed to pray about it before she made a decision." Fireworks is playing cake in their first game! You're a traitor! Also, there's a comma splice between "School" and "because." When will people learn that "because" never, ever needs a comma? I don't think so Tim. My uncle is a mortician in Texas. Most of his clientele are overweight. He had some gauges fail during the cremation of an overweight woman, and his whole crematorium (is that the word?) started to catch fire. So, he calls the fire department. They show up to put it out...with water. 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John Stewart doesn't really need writers, he just needs researchers. 90% of the best parts of the show are him just putting footage of right wingers on the screen and giving his best . **/\/\ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ/\/\ ** Yeah, I'm pretty sure that she's a card carrying member of all of the "I'm a Mommy" forums. She also refuses to vaccinate my nephews because of the information she gleans from those sites. My Prodigy tramp stamp from 1990 doesn't seem so bad anymore. The bloody mummers and the brave companions are the same, and BwB has nothing in common with it ** /\/\/\/\ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ/\/\/\ ** "I can't wait to see that Smurf movie and drag my daughter to it" - My mother still not fixed bill nye: (O god ... all those years spent teaching science... is it all in vain?) What the hell are you using that paper for?! Now i'm wondering if that could happen with the butt. The other one's " " made me laugh. I count two spelling errors in the first comment, and they were not that bad That's Freddy Mercury That kid knew how dog penis smells like? Clearly racist toward the Jewish... I'm just regular gay. How do I earn super duper status? How do you know the Sniper is going commando deadmaus... "I get paid by commission" A bit off-topic here, but did you know they changed the cookie monster? He eats vegetables and tells kids that cookies are a sometime snack From 70% life to dead in one combo. WAT!?!?!?! Son. Of. A. Bitch. Facial? Yeah, I'm a dude... lol **/\/\ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ/\/\ ** You don't get karma in firstworldproblems Yea, they fucked up so many times trying to port in a hero, I don't think they even got any right until the second wave(tundra was right, bubbles and gladiator were fail). I thought PR was not intentional, and the fast attack animations are just , archna was the most annoying one for me(and her ult was a broken viper ult on drow). Agreed ** ** yep, the Spurs definitely made this switch to accommodate Duncan's huge ego and his wife has a history of making his career decisions over that of Popovich, his father figure. Effect does not mean affect Of course. It's a tired stereotype, and yet all rage comics insinuating such often make it to the front page. Posts like this make me feel old... This got a shitload of points just yesterday. ugh accidently, otherwise the reddit alien on my arm means freedom! matthewx5000.... Thanks for the reply here. I cant wait until next year I guess, even though I won't live there anymore. Read the second sentence... What about the dental records and teeth? ...For Science... Similar thing happened to me at a Big5. I wanted to buy 12 ga, they ID'd me. That's fine and dandy as I'm over the age of 21, but I objected and informed the lady that as I was not purchasing pistol ammo, no ID was req'd. She told me she would not sell me shotshells w/0 ID. Why a child in particular? He wants to know if anyone else has the CD that's currently in his possession. Not a link to a pirate copy of the OOT soundtrack. Sooo... what do you think they sell there? *checks username* No excuse for this. Looks like they should try to cram some more shit in that tiny storefront... I came to say the Numa Numa song $100.00 for a pair of gardening gloves that are a different color. Stare long enough into the reddit, and it will stare back into you I thought we had a open spot in our league for a few minutes there . Oh. so NFSW I see. ... Can't tell if her rack is nice..... also "heeeellloooo interwebs". This is how I feel! ... oh wait, I'm working 16 hours this weekend This legitimately bothers me and usually these pictures never affect me. Ok, thank you. So he's just a liar. What exactly do you DO? Two days of work for a month of living? There's been enough of that around here lately, At first I was like , then I read the article and realised they're moving the aggressive beggars, which is fair enough. Hey that's from the comic. So does the great deal on the trip to Cabo that keeps popping in my spam folder. You just read the 4th book and are contemplating waiting for the 5th?! > I just imagined the guy picking up the waffle, giving the face, taking a bite and walking off. Wow. So I downloaded to try it out. In their community announcements, they show that they had a $10 account sale going until the *day of* the F2P announcement. I already don't like them. I want to find the sick fuck(s) who did this *Looks at name* Wow, you have really long thumbs. Kai sucks, watch the originals. 3.6 mb gif Foreskin Awareness My college does the same thing. Learned about it in a sustainability class I was required to take you're kidding right ? 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Mostly because of his spine crawler attack recently, which is something we talked about many many years ago when we were thinking you could use spine crawlers offensively. We've never never seen it. We finally saw Nestea do it..." IdrA did it way back when Steppes of War was still in the pool. No wonder they're disconnect with balance issues. Well that would be rude. I once saw a turquoise one, and a yellow one. Because everyone has turquoise paper no A key.... how does he A-move It comes in four different colours too. something inspired me to watch that whole thing I think it'd be nifty if as Terran you could build temporal stabilizers or growth inhibitors to stop chrono-boosts and larva inject. Clarity malzahar This is why we can't have nice things! Safe search *moderate* ** ** Look guys! please tell me this is a hoax .. Source? *Horny Just curious how much is the milk per liter i the US of A? It's about 2$ per liter here in China . Used tampons. Not a fetish or anything. 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Did not find any jolly rancher stories in here Seriously? "Girls think I am hot and good looking" People have done crazier stuff... Damn it, slugbox. ಠ_ಠ^ The fuck my Grandparents (I'm Russian) talked about this 2-3 days ago. They probably heard of it in some crappy Russian TV show or on their radio from the last century. Who are you ? Is that Roger from American Dad in the background? one guys lost his friend on MLG and the other one lost his gear.. whats wrong with you guys ( ) I currently have a pimple on the side of my nose..... You drove up take off your shirt No, I'm saying the claymore blows up then. No summoning spiders at the party damnit That's not even how the joke goes. It's ignorant people like you that make me not want to live on this planet anymore.  this one is actually my boyfriend's. he was waiting to get his hair cut, and the woman in front of him said "they can't raise our taxes! THAT'S TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION!" I do that sometimes, but I don't think about BJs while doing so √ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Got all the badges for the chief scout award. Was to lazy to write a 5 page report for it. Y U link from photobucket? Y U link from photobucket? Meat Loaf is the 5th, Backstreet Boys are the 8th ( ) Hey, look what happened! I got a tattoo in Ireland, and the nurse from Red Cross told me I couldn't donate because it was 3rd world Does visiting a previous square again count as exactly once? I also feel like i know everything I dated an identical twin, the thing about twins is that they are either lovey dovey with each other (in a non sexual way, mind you ) and would share clothes and try and look alike, or they try hard to be different. People are stupid. A lot of the time we'll see a picture of somebody and associate it with somebody we also knew and are able to pass judgement before we even meet them. Let's say a potential employer sees your picture and thinks, "he's too young" or "he reminds me of a douche bag I know" or anything else under the sun that humans tend to associate. It is rarely the case that somebody sees a picture and genuinely believes they'll like the person (it's very rare). I provided this info even though SOMEBODY gave me a downvote Now my balls hurt, have an upvote You're answering Reddit questions, don't think you can do all of this from your iPhone I actually had an interesting experience with a router that couldn't keep up, although it ended up being my ISPs fault. My internet kept dying after maybe 5 minutes of being on, and we couldn't figure out why. It was a college house of networking majors, so our inside network was about as textbook as it could get, so we could try and figure out the damn problem. As soon as we turned the router on, we saw hundreds of connections open up, and couldn't figure out why. A little bit of work and a little bit of packet sniffing later, and we found the source. We were getting over 3500 ARP requests (sender says "I have the IP, do you know where the computer is?) per minute, which is absurd. We were getting requests from outside our network, and even requests for 10.x.x.x which is reserved for internal use. We called Time Warner/RoadRunner to complain, and as with any residential support, we had to get to a level 47 tech before someone knew what an ARP packet was, and when we ended up speaking to a network engineer, they said it was supposed to be that way . How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? $880 million apparently. Nice ad hominim attack. When you can't win on the merits of your argument, trying to start a sex scandal is a great tactic. No problem. I was directly referred to hotheadpaisan's comment ( ), and missed the overall discussion. That didn't help. Although I'm pleased to see that r/2XC seems generally opposed to such histrionics. Username Redditor for one month . My friend's gamertag has always been BillCosby, and a few years ago for halloween he decided to go as cosby. He's white, and straight up blackfaced. He was really confused at all of the reactions that were like " " <strong> </strong> Ignores inflation and the role of congress That pipe insert does not use butane , it is just a regular zippo insert with holes cut in the sides of the mesh and a screen on top so it can be drawn into your pipe more directly. If you want a butane zippo it's a whole separate piece of hardware. That's not random your eyes look tired There is an edited version that sanitizes her experience? So instead of controlling traffic, I'm deciding on which facebook apps to allow? Validity aside, it has always seemed strange to me that so many arguments for the existence of god have that parlor-trick feel to them (I'm looking at you, ontological argument ). Should there not be more elegant ways of proving the reality of a perfect divine being? Looks like you were really enjoying yourself. No it's BATFE Audio does not work that way. Btw thanks for your help I've heard some Muslims say that because the quran has been memorized, it must be true. Hey, Sweaty McSmellerson, did you downvote me because I said my husband doesn't need as much deodorant as other guys you've known? Please know that I'm in a huff now. so most people = couple of people you 'splained it to. No, of course not. My BA was just in English Literature. Ever since I got a cat that looks exactly like the one on the left, I've realized there are about 1,000,000 cats that look exactly like mine. Have you considered food stamps, because you might qualify for just making a measly $330,000 a year... The police have some questions for you... Or did he mean willing to try a hot girl in her 20s? Thanks for the clarification, but it just feels so redundant. whatever Who are you to judge other people's porn preferences . You fucked the guy who I designed a tattoo for. pics or didn't happen Wait so you're going to stay at Gen-con for as long as possible without showering? I'm just here for them Violentacrez, what are you doing here I have default Windows 7 fonts and can see them. A lot of OSX users can't see . Oddly enough, I can't see the symbols you wrote though. I see what you did there. I saw it.. With my eyes. The scar is in totally the wrong place Get one that your parents pay for It would be cuter if you yelled my name, instead of Alot. I mean, if you're thinking about this to the point of doing so subconsciously, you should probably be with that fuzzy beast and not me. Especially if you're going to yell Alot during sex. it's... Tf2 Wiki Ctrl+F "The little plastic tips at the end of shoelaces are called aglets. Their true purpose is sinister." Not found. On with obama's birthday bash tomorrow. Do you talk at the movies? Why is it Luna looks like Twilight Sparkle? I didn't know otherwise until I saw the cutie mark. copy and paste. ### you buy *people* in bars? I have no idea what's going on here. The only remotely creepy thing I can think of at the moment is when my current girlfriend told me not too long ago that she thinks I look like her father, and that she looks like my mother, and that that's probably the reason we're together. Don't really know what to make of that ...im sorry. What was that you were saying about Pugs? (cracks knuckles) You're complaining about a mile walk to the gym? Suddenly, my 2.1 mile bike ride seems hardcore. I find her so condescending, it's unreal. I " " every time I watch her show for any amount of time. The DLC that was supposed to be out yesterday? "threatened herself with physical hard" I totally see a black guy in the top left corner of the bottom window pane. Either that or ive seen so many of these i am just imagining black people now. Yup, he's probably sort-of gay, when he's dating a girl who's fapping "Dollars to donuts" sounds like some religious miracle BS to me. Yea it is. Sadly the update nuked my saved data. I bet you would have thought a knife was funnier, StabbyPants StarWars.com Never had girlfriend, cannot participate. *looks at screen*..... wandering in Diglett's cave Private school.... How do you know they are nice if you have no idea what brand/model they are? i just eat ice cream and cry I don't think it works like that buddy. But he sounds like such a winner. Pretty positive she isn't a dude. I'm so glad you finally decided to take a break from /r/gonewild... WTF? first part looks like this " " upside down. "Just, you know, dropping in your main.." What are these "poor kid's scholarships" you speak of? why did you portray a metalhead as a club douchebag? Tell her they are for your younger handicapped brother. Then give her the staged Overcooked eggs. It's more boring, tragic and painful to watch than I ever could have imagined... gingers are vegetables fool Is he....WEARING TWO HATS?! Glad to see that my seamen are doing good work . Sounds like your mom thanked her god and you thanked yours. Get away from the computer and go outside sometime. You get used to the heat. That name The gunblades are weird, but archangel's on singed really makes me My ex-girlfriend would come watch me take a shit. She would sit on the edge of the bathtub with a pleased-as-you-can-be grin and would just watch me. I asked her, "Why?!" She said, "I think it's so interesting." I gave the face but didn't say anything. She was such a wonderful lay, why mess it up? Contact is at #74, and no sign of Cosmos or Pale Blue Dot? Good. I hope it ruined every Monty Python skit for you wait that pineapple is not under the sea...LIAR ! ...my god. Well, I'm in Canada and I bought them from an actual store, not online. Apparently that's enough to add on $60 to the price tag . WHAT..........DAAA.......FUCK....MAN! How do you change so much in three years ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Holy Shit! Is the from Disapproval Lisa? You started all these horrors. noisia is never brostep Norwegian here. I say **Let them come..... ** Tran("ny")sgendered people.. yeah, that's hilarious. Transgendered people totally belong on the list with piles of shit, Satan, pedophiles, dead cats and Hitler. Butthead Did you just append "banana" to a word where it doesn't belong? That'll work great, for all of 5 minutes, at which point it'll despawn. ಠ_ಠ^ Is it gay if I recognise that cock? I also googled "cock" to photoshop it into a picture of my friend. The hell's wrong with you ? No, this was real I am am more than certain. I can remember everything with vivid memory. I can remember I had a little miss sunshine phone case, I can remember my friends stepdad saying 'I bet someone catches that on camera', I can remember being stood in the culdesac, I can tell you how my friend was wearing her hair the whole lot. I see what you did there i wish i knew, its just chillin on my deck Took me a second to fully appreciate the meaning of that, but then; Mycket mycket försiktigt. Vid närmare eftertanke har jag funderat på om det inte vore bättre att skippa länken helt och bara lägga ut ett par lagom obskyra referenser till reddit i klistermärkesform. Någon som är tillräckligt ambitiös för att göra kopplingen mellan ett klistermärke med och reddit bör också vara lämpad att vara här. =) Some valid objections I agree with have been raised. Now thinking about how I can make suitably obscure references to reddit to attract the right crowd. Think of all the pron No. Break into the song and I swear to god I will cut *you* into pieces . "Look 'em in the eyes and finish" is from 4chan, not from Reddit. ***This*** I have a Hello Kitty coloring book, but all of the items that aren't white are already filled in with black. I will never use the white crayon. Ever. Admit it, you laughed before you d I have a sudden urge to get a Turkish pastry now. Damn you Lysdexia! Because it was as close to AR15 as they could get w/o getting in trouble. throught? Hubble is an optical lens telescope. Radio telescopes are much bigger and usually built in array patterns on earth. The only radio Hubble uses is to send data back. It got the because its probably the most famous optical telescope around. Even the first big news stories about it were about the lens being off a few microns and it not working. Sorry...what?! Because of Jesus? What does Jesus have to do with it? She likes the series, obviously. That's like me saying I'm not going on Reddit anymore because of Jesus... Everyone just stares at the objector like this→ ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ I noticed. Holy*? What Yes... YES YOU CAN. TIL that pretty much any picture with a girl in it is considered NSFW. Saw this coming More like, none. The past 2 cars I have purchased (both manual tranny) I had to order and wait for them to be shipped to the dealer because all they had were autos. It's... just a picture of Walmart. I know. because you didnt include the context dammit Minnesota!! I know, I kind of am, but if I have to jump through the hoops to be an official engineer, so should they Okay chief. If you go up, you'll see I didn't anything about true or false. I said silly. I'll be sure to keep your sentiment in mind when I'm shooting at an aggressor "**200** yards with a handgun." **Why didn't you start the contest today?** ** ** [](/c01 "Absolutely nooothing...") Or /r/rule34. Sounds like you need to be hit by a bus, and do the gene pool another favor. On behalf of all bass players ever: Form fitting pool tarps Karthus wanted Ashe to take mid? How come your skydiving instructor is wearing strappy evening gown heels? Wish this was just a little bit larger than a thumbnail how do we know someone didn't just take a picture of you doing a headstand and turn it upside down ... What do you mean "you people" ? Looks at his right hand what do you mean by that weasel? Okie doke /trees I did my part and sent the form letter to my representative, Pete sessions... i think you accidentally the link Wait, it's not a super-sonic species of falcon or cheetah? You smoked once, 3 weeks before the test. Congratulations Gah! Nothing in this thread was supposed to turn me on! In context it seems way more like he's just "getting ready for work" and less of whatever you perverts were thinking You were a twin? I actually want the Tom Delonge Gibson Model, its pretty unique. I am not a bassist so I will not comment on Mark Hoppus. I agree with the rest though (does Avril Lavigne really have a signature model? ). "sometimes difficult to follow" you broke 90 a week ago with an 81, then broke 80 this week? 300 yard drives and 190 yard 6 irons for a 15 yr old? Well played sir.... You seem to know quite a lot about this. And they took credit for our awesomeness in the article... Ladyboners just got hit with this. 'DAE think Johnny Depp is hot or is it just me?' OMG, LIKE STFU LOL. order charge **I didn't ask for a dime; I asked for two Dollars. ** really, you don't say. The juxtaposition of the reddit alien next to "Find us on Facebook!" makes me . Nothing, what's up with.... WWF also does not accept "Jew" as a word. > Seems like all publishers are like: "Hardcover? Extra $30." Are there universities out there _that_ bad? Don't they know that hipster is a derogatory term? What exactly is the difference between LSA CS and COE CS? I'm in LSA and my adviser asked if I was planning on transferring to engineering, but didn't know the difference between the two when I asked her. And yet, jokes about "black fathers" are completely a-ok. ** ** Seriously, posting a link then leaving a comment that is blatant SEO? Why the fuck is this tagged as NSFW? Reddit, we have HAD this conversation before! spy Pedobear saying "Too Old" at first i was like . I'd say 3/3 aren't bad... ok well 2/3 - The Packers and Blackhawks have shown promise. The Cubs well: *insert meaningless rant here* Oh! His legs in that scene These eyes have never been more appropriate **Looks at username... ** ... and is that some Burger King Racing (or whatever the fuck it's called) I see? Sadly I was not a fan of BK when these came out, I heard they were lots of fun? This, I would be SO for Magicka if the game would actually launch. > "(:" So I got downvoted because you __belived__ I was trolling I'm swedish, do you think I would be so reckless towards other peoples feelings? ( ) ̿ ̿ ̿̿'̿̿\̵͇̿̿\ Is that a heart shape drawn nearly on every key? That mouse scale is cheaper than my scale.... A year ago the best golfer was black, the tallest basketballer was chinese and the most popular rapper was white. I disagree entirely. I'm 38 and I've been reading real SF off my mom's bookshelf since I was about 10... so admittedly not as long as you but I doubt you were reading Asimov at 5. When I move to Spain I learned that Spanish National Athem does not have a lyric. WTF! I think Day[9]'s exemplary work, sparkling personality, and abiding love for his fans has gained him enough credit to make me believe that there's some good reason for why this happened and that we shouldn't jump to any conclusions too quickly. I'd also like to impress upon the screddit community to not turn this into some sort of witch hunt and blow this shit out of proportion . Damn, I got my first erections always while taking a shit >I think Day[9]'s exemplary work, sparkling personality, and abiding love for his fans has gained him enough credit to make me believe that there's some good reason for why this happened and that we shouldn't jump to any conclusions too quickly. I'd also like to impress upon the screddit community to not turn this into some sort of witch hunt and blow this shit out of proportion . your shower scolds you? you should ge that looked at Jesus christ, the photos of drinking and partying are making their way to google+ Mine only turns off when my roommates pop the breaker for my room by flipping the wrong light switch. ** ** then you get to bang out... You don't look like a newt. Yeah, when someone creates art I don't like, I'm glad when they die, too. Velveeta? Only 23 times in the month? the article says she turns 100 in 14 months but shes only 85 > You need reminding? your mom In your van? Did you-- did you just give the look of disapproval to our fight song? from the sound of it...kleinbl00 is probably a cop on the job as he posts. (at least, that's how the cops are here on Long Island ) I like how you assume I'm assuming he's white andrewsmith1986 is in r/breaking bad with us? My life is.... Wait, never mind I've found that projecting a "wholesome"(stable, doesn't party, etc) demeanor helps with Asian parents. Do you look white? They'll probably be impressed if you just make the effort to speak Chinese, but if you're Asian it may be a little more . Honestly I'm just commenting to express my surprise and refreshment at a foreign girl getting with a Chinese guy for once. Go you! Indian students I see what you did there. It's reddit, what do you think? Dammit, Japan. * * And of course OP had to spoil it in the title. Skyrim. Left handed. Why do I feel like I'm reading /r/tf2 article. Obviously, you see hope for the future as I do. How long do you think we'll have to continue fighting this fight? At times, it feels like I'm in Kindergarten all over again, trying to convince my friends that dirt was **not** a good source of sustenance. Do you think we will see widespread(majority) change in this scary trend toward theocracy within the decade, or will this continue on for many years to come? Arrow Keys. Xanathos7 just sent me a month of reddit gold , I dont know how to feel about this (┛ )┛-┻━┻ I'm taking structural mechanics right now. Your career field = *furiously urban dictionaries that shit* he's gay Rockford... A religious vulcan.... Exactly. This spam submission currently has +2 and -11. Why the heck is it on my front page? Being on reddit for the past few months has taught me that " Back in the day" means the 1990's With you on Sean Connery but Daniel Craig is NO James Bond. Are you suggesting that all Blacks look alike? She fucking better not be and no idea who the fathers are Driving and useing a laptop at the same time would be pretty retarded....soo I hope he was a passenger I saw ferngully as a child.. why did I have to watch grownups act it out Oh lord your from South Texas .... I think his intentions were to contribute not even 24 hours passed since the original post Demoman=Kareem Campbell Director: William H. Nutsack I asked this to my teacher when she taught it to me, and she told that it was "just because" wow. i have never seen this before! 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You're still on Reddit That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. A G is a G. SHARK WEEK IS A NATIONAL TREASURE! He's not trying to make a point at all. He's just being silly. I told my friend she looked like a rage face and this was her reaction: I saw it yesterday Duh, everyone knows that the periodic table is common sense. Thanks for the explanation, ozymand1as. Today was my day off, all you people. Well I was working at a hotel in my city and Erik Estrada came in for a tour he was doing. His PR manager told us to play a joke on him so all of us at the front desk tried to act like we didn't know him. Well one of the girls took it too far and as he asked her "Baby, you don't know who I am?" she says "You work in house keeping right?" Very nice guy though. crafting box Well... I guess the logistics of that would work better than a human and a giant... Kind of. I have a creative zen vision m, 30 gigs. I was glad when they started offering the 60 gigs in case I ever needed an upgrade... so of course, they discontinued it, and their highest capacity player now is 32gigs. What the fuck, Creative, when everyone is offering players over 100gigs? Y U NO OFFER BETTER UPGRADES? In every case, the technicians had found that the brakes had activated for one reason or other (like if some idiot tries prying open the doors ), causing the car to stop quickly. With the speed of a high rise elevator, it's enough to buckle your knees when you're not expecting it. The elevator technicians state that people nearly always think the elevator was freefalling. But you do realize that by filling Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian full of AIDS that you are going to cause a worldwide outbreak? Not cool, bro You could save it like a rational person would. Amazing cake and this isn't any judgement on the cake but...sonic is in a car My penis is not pleased As long as its not like the last "bugfix" update Atlantis never existed Wait what just.... Nowadays A-Rod's might gonna get suspended for playing a poker game with his friends. Meanwhile, Padres post game show brought to you by Sycuan Casino! Boa has other songs? Hell fucking yes. I wanted to get baked and watch Carl Sagan's "Cosmos", but lookie here, they don't fucking have Cosmos. MFW That's why I drive a Toyota, I want made in the USA... > Harry Potter, labeled 8th grade level books? I will give you 10 first born children for your copy of Skyrim Who beats it into their socks? Seriously. I love how these heterosexuals talk about how fucking other dudes is gross but they have never done it. I love how people say stabbing yourself in the gut is stupid but they've never tried it. I love when these kids hate on male anal-stretching vibrators but have never owned one Sounds like some of my users. Just the other day one of the users at my company called saying when she click on items in excel it selected everything. I figured her shift key was stuck so after having her tap it a few times I told her to unplug it. She said that she couldn't get it unplugged that it was stuck and asked me to come look at it for her I went over and she was tugging at where the cord goes into the top of the keyboard Does it missmeowpants? Does it? Oh No!!!Not again. Dei Dabangg So much ignorance in one comment. Diablo 3 /r/jewbait/ I hate when you kill baal/diablo then the loot drops and these spams fill out your whole screen. That's not how the letters go at all Well that's not creepy or anything... My grandma is dead vPro technology that takes a ton of manual work Every time I do it, I wake up just *after* my stop I don't even... That was Sherri ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ^ There's an achievement for it. TIL: my office blocks www.nasa.gov It's not actually poisonous. My dog ingested some and he was fine. Today he ate a packing peanut. I used to use comic sans in my high-school essays. It made *all* my teachers It's not actually jerkified. My roommate ingested some and she was fine. Today she ate a cat. Exactly. I remember when you could actually learn something worth learning on TLC. Today all I learned is that 1940's era bullet-tit style corsets are back in and, are apparently acceptable attire for pre-pubescent children But you added Hitler to the version without the swastika Man, I found Duriel harder and more frustrating than all of the other bosses, even Diablo. How does that make sense? He's like the friggen SECOND boss with one hit kills. First time I fought him I was like " ....wut" she is blonde, it's her brother that's getting fucked Its not actually female. My friend ingested some and he was fine. Today he ate a treadmill. This guy needs to stop making horrible covers. First with The Knife, now with Massive Attack? The sad thing is, around here in NYC, people think these are his original songs. no I just wondered, I did laugh at the joke. 90% of Facebook users are not internet users. Farve, this looks for you... and the Dolphins... Why is her cutie mark a fork? YOU CHEATED ON YOUR WIFE... Girl in the picture? She's a cutie, she can pull this off. The average girl that is going to get these? ... no seatbelts "A Father Who Creatively Captures His Kids" Granted I said 44 You are a random player Damnit, that's not how the Patellar reflex works... The fuck did I just watch? Reality, I'm so in you The animation artifacts made me realize this was made, then resized. Pretty good. A bit disturbed by these comments though. you neva' go full retard I just realized what sub-reddit we are in... Yeah but one could arg- ... *sees username* ... I see what you did there... And after I went to the trouble of putting it in the sidebar I've had a man return a broken keyboad full of semen to me in our IT department. His cubicle is right by mine. thats the only part of the post that gets you? Skeet You are not the first chemist to me for that comment. I notice a significant lack of scribbled penises on that map. Really, almost 300 comments and *no one* points out that he posted the personal information of the people in the picture. Oh I get it! It's funny, because fire hazards. Let's go with that. I think I like that explanation best. I keep reading that as "clitorious plating". Reversed emotes make me the only Japanese songs I know are from animes. Link to Stumbleupon. and zergs have been complaining about toss imba? I have a feeling that Bethseda may have problems with this being a bit too much like Oblivion How is that even considered sushi? Sorry, I'm the kinda girl that gets sashimi. About a month ago, I realized that people don't drink alcohol because it tastes good. They drink it to get the buzz or whatever. I'm not a drinker and I (for whatever reason) just assumed people ingested things because they liked the way it tasted. I have no clue why I didn't realize this sooner. I'm prepared now for a multitude of downvotes and many . Um...is there a guy standing at the base of that ladder leaning against the house? I spy Internet explorer i don't always post things i do when drunk on reddit, but when i do, they're reposts ಠ_ಠ^ You don't want to see evidence, yet you'll pass judgement. Granted. no, its a skin condition Definitely a woman. I don't think a lady would punch it So let me get this straight. Link titles can't use verbs that are used in the article, because you think the guy who got arrested was just doing it to get attention? YOU HEARD WRONG. Optical media is digital storage Peter Gabriel-fronted Genesis >>>>> Phil Collins-fronted Genesis. Why are you now upvoting if I didn't think of a clever submission and only said what was happening with me ? oh god that lyric still tears me apart......thanks for that buddy Is the implication here that many people now want to talk to 7 year olds? No, no there's not. Yeah. I've seen it sold as a "natural weight loss" miracle canned food. Children69 Spent 20 seconds looking for a connection to Android, only to realize it's a wallpaper. Chill your shit. He didn't even say anything offensive or anything directed at you. A harmless joke and you bitch him out. Indeed, if you're talking about the one on the right sidebar *that auto-plays* how come no one included fap? All my keys are dirty Careful, cause if things keep going the way they're going now, Americans might become the new Mexicans... except running across the Canadian border Please tell me you forgot to add a /s to the end of your comment. Somebody Down voted after a minute. Pretty sure you didn't watch it buddy. ** ** got it from a girl on facebook, assuming she got it from tumblr . This is retarded... I was wondering if I was looking at a balding Asian man wearing make-up and a toupet...or an Asian woman with the facial features of a man. ლ( ლ) I used to work at an Office Supply store and we had no cameras at all. We weren't allowed to chase anyone down and had no security besides the things that surround the exit and entrance that beep. Even if they beeped, most of the cashiers figured they forgot to demagnetize something and would just let you go on your way. All that said and done, I got fired for "stealing" a bag of chips. Uncle fucker. i see what you did there DoctaWorm: He's interested in...things. About a year after I came out to some "friends", all of whom stopped speaking to me, one IMed me on Facebook to say something along the lines of "so r u still a lezbo or wutevr cuz its kool if u r but i dnt thnk u rly r". Are you talking about the look of disapproval face when it's incorrectly formatted? This is the face: but sometimes it comes up as O_O (but as square eyes instead of circles) If i lost my handjob virginity to this screen too does that make us like... brothers of some sort? I can still remember the music and seeing mr beans head pop out like hes looking at me. That's exactly what it'll be, just like with every other game people bitch about on here. I didn't find it creepy, but then again some of the things I say... I honestly thought I was looking at an r/firsworldproblems or an r/circlejerk post when I first read this. I'm finding it harder and harder to distinguish which posts come from where Gay sex. Pirated. > This kid didn't deserve what happened but having this kind of opinion does no one favors. It's immature and fucking stupid. I hope you rethink your statement "more lighter" Seriously, I'm extremely insecure with the way I look mostly because I've been called names while developing into a woman. I'm not saying I'm ugly, and even if I absolutely was, my personality is killer anyway. Maybe I'm just being paranoid, but I really think my fucking jawline ruins my entire face. I read all your other replies but I still wanted to have my say. I think it's really weird that these discussions crop up around gamer girls. Would they put an ugly person in front of the camera as their spokesperson? No. But that's the same for every company. Everywhere. She does a good job and she seems to enjoy what she does, so why does everyone assume she's there just to cash in with the nerdy kids with too much hormones? If they really wanted to cash in they'd get someone with massive breasts and a lot less clothes, kinda like most of the female champions in the game. hmmm. Where did you hit her? **THANKS ** OH GOD. now i know why they call her the dark child Judge is okay by me, but keep TR out of this Awesome show. I was pissed... I had only just discovered they were playing this on Boomerang channel, and a few weeks later they stopped running it. I shall never forgive you But then he cried like a bitch just like all the other pokemon. Hell, *Mew* was the only one that didn't, that little twerp How is it realistic if he doesn't have fur? So you thought it was about eating cats? > if **it's** a cute fuzzy animal, if it has genitalia, and **you're** looking at it**,** **you're** a furry in other news every life guard I've ever seen is always yelling....they're mean You had to pick the one good sociopath from all that exist in tv and movies apple at 5th you have a girlfriend?? Making other wealthy people feel guilty is one of my favorite past times:) Sorry if this sounds like a certain Salinger novel but I hate phonies with a passion...Even worse when they are pretentious as well. There is nothing that pisses me off more than seeing someone of wealth acting like a complete douche to someone of seemingly lessor value then do a complete 180 when around their other rich friends. We need to keep these riff raff out, they still think they are one of us, instead of one of *them* Ugh, so gay. .... Yeah cool fight. I mean, it's not like Gandalf and Saruman assisted in the creation of the world or anything like that. ( ) ̿ ̿ ̿̿'̿̿\̵͇̿̿\ The most unique memory that I have of a teacher was when we would talk about WoW occasionally in Grade 11 during Physics, or when he played guitar for the class as well aaaand maybe perhaps the hug he gave me before he left to go to Australia There is nothing wrong with small tits. I assume you pre-ordered it now? That's not how unicorns are made Nice flair Poplin Get that mouse out of my gif I get paid once a month. See Ems use of voices and "accents" on Encore. That bau5 thing really has to stop Read that as Internet Bateman. I am disappoint. Does that mean you wash your hands by sticking them in the toilet and wiping them with toilet paper? Can't tell if joking again, or just really stupid Because my water is special You NEVER shine your dress shoes? Why am I not seeing more posts about putting a harness on your cat, to take it outside?! I'd been fine with that, if weren't for that fact that the people who work in my local store are a bunch of 13 year old cunts who wouldn't recommend anything other than the latest cod game i am disappoint Looks like someone stopped believing Be happy your team is that good. As a platinum player, I have a decent shot of being able to join my team i said retarded people, that includes all religions Whats really annoying though is that she owns a mac and only uses it for facebook and photo booth. Then she tries to pass off as idiot nerd girl... At first I was like What the hell was that What if we add some cake? Loughborough! Without a wand? Squillaci .... Wait why is this getting more upvotes than downvotes And this is why we end up with mazes for stores (I'm looking at you Ikea ). Because I'm really compelled to listen to the opinion of Osama Bin Laden's mentor And look for another apartment nearby to rob... It's hard to take your post seriously when you end it with " ". DC You seem a bit jealous... As a senior in high school i was missing my freshman speech credits because i had taken biology instead. Anyway, I'm stuck taking this class with a bunch of freshmen and of course I end up sitting next to the weirdest of them all. Short, Asian and always on his laptop, Philip had many quirks that were cringe worthy. Everything was a video game to him. As he walked down the halls Philip would take his binder and proceed to "shoot" at his fellow classmates. As he read his various harem mangas people would ask him why he was reading cartoon porn. These questions and comments enraged him to no end so he would take out two stress balls from his backpack and start pounding away at them. And if that weren't enough, there was also a time he attempted to create a retractable blade out of a pencil and rubberbands (assassin's creed?)and a time when he pointed a nerf gun at me out of nowhere...Needless to say, I fear for the safety of those children Wait, people do this? Anything by daft punk Bible Black. You forgot "that website that allows you to download a bunch of installers at once" or the "name of the effect when you start seeing a new word everywhere." Can expecting a Ford Tauren joke, I leave disappointed. I'd have sex with them, weirdo's ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Not funny, I was like OH noez someone googled my screen name and found all my grows on rollitup and everything else about me damn interweb detectives... almost went into emergency cut/flush/burn mode. My reaction when I realized I cant buy a oz for $99 anywhere around here Your babysitter's daughter? I try not take part in circular firing squads, but this article hits home. This is exactly how I feel about the man. Obama had so much promise, but his constant need to find center and not stick to principles has cost him (and us) dearly. I wish he understood that no matter how much he tries 30-40% of the electorate will never vote for him, accept, or like him. We keep compromising further and further to the right almost to the point where the center has become unrecognizable: the center IS the right and the left is not represented. It's quite sad, maddening, and disappointing. And whats absolutely absurd is that he's let them get away with it while controlling both the Senate and the Presidency. Why didn't you fix it to put glasses on. If they had a fucking guaranteed pill that would make her fixed they wouldn't let her have a chance at a normal life because they like her just as she is? I know I'm pushing the hypothetical but seriously? Well, 9 years after the apocolypse I feel that the nuclear winter may start to end. Those who managed to live will probably have to resort to canibalism. Many will probably form cults trying to raise the dark lord Inglip. Also, probably worst of all, the worlds inernet supplies will have run dry. Without proper porn, people will be scared and lost in the world. Men's hands and arms will weaken and they will be unable to perform any dexterous task needed for survival in this post apocolyptic world...we shall be doomed 2-4 Samus do you mean lipstick lesbian? haha chapstick lesbian.... would be like, you had dry lips all the time? .... Apparently cancer is working on it >** ** Africa is not a country . . . I told you I'd get you back Steve....Steve "I'm videoing" Yes thats what we need dickheads and noobs who kill teammates just because they don't get thier way Trees do not simply turn out racist. It was obviously raised that way. Link formatting: . That doesn't quite compete with "launch into space" Bloopers. I think I know who that is... You've been in there *9* *hours*. Thank you for rewording the second half of my comment to slight religion and give Reddit another reason to think Atheists are assholes. what's wrong with abortion jokes? You sound like a murderer This isn't reversible is it? And why have they not made man-pills yet? I didn't realize they gave x-box achievements to indie pc games! Wow, I was able to stand that for about 30 seconds. True. I'm happy with the movies as they are, since there are so many ways a Batman movie can go wrong (as evidenced by other movies... ), and these are a pretty good representation of a more realistic Batman. Maybe if these weren't written and marketed to be the summer blockbusters that they are they could get away with introducing a new Batman villain and take a look at the detective standpoint through that, but that seems like a really good way to produce a potential flop. ಠ_ಠ. There's really nothing else to say, just a huge heap of . *Was?* my insurance company would not give me cover for theft with my bike because as they put it, "people like to steal those types of bikes". Nobody seriously goes to Brick Lane expecting good Indian food You mean a company that makes it's money on volume not quality is going to give me shit service? *This was made in the UK no the fuck it wasn't * Iznogoud and camping It took 3 people to write a book about being forever alone. Your wall thickness isn't to scale I eat rice with a fork. ლ( ლ) "Running" oh my, not hair pulling. How could you survive the feeble punches of a middle school girl *and* getting your hair pulled?! This girl is a hero. Because I'm the Queen. I would love to get people watching this like Coe's Quest and Leptir1 (my inspirations I guess) so even if you don't watch it, just like and comment (write "for the horde!" if you're game... ) so I can get these things out there. Its a bootleg apple product. Its not even a bitten apple.. this is clearly a joke, internet residents are srs bsns these days... Don't mess with the hive mind. Oh man...you had me goin' there for a split second. It made my eye twitch and I was about to I should have seen that coming, but... I would have asked to see the manager and then threatened to call the media ^ ^ How lame of you to repost a repost You have a very good point. Though I've seen many-a-raging customers of GS because they erased all their shit WITHOUT asking them if they wanted to back-up their data first. But in their defense most of the time the customers sign a paper stating that GS has that right (of course the customer doesn't read anything ). And yet thats what it all comes down to in the end isnt it, people losing alot of money or valuable info because they DONT READ -.- Well thats the thing shes doing this as a casual fling kind of thing, thats what made my initial reaction I see what you did there I see what you did there I see what you did there ** ** Just 10 more years and she will be old enough to do cocaine.. oh so let me get this straight... **THIS** is how you validate God? you convinced me! So William Blake generalizes people who generalize, as idiots, which makes William Blake an idiot...... Sorry this happens in the first 5 minutes and bugged me for the next 20 Oh in that case it's way less offensive If you could pick up hats in TF2, then that hat wouldn't be worth 350$ The funny thing is is that I tried downloading ophcrack so that every time I try to download something I wouldn't need the computer admin password and have to go get my dad to approve of said download and type in the password, but then it said I needed the admin password to download ophcrach I'm starting to grow facial hair. I am a woman. Flea??? Lee Sin with his blindfold up Welp, that'll teach me not to run random code in the terminal. Goodbye, client's photos. Goodbye, archived work. Maybe I just get ultra boney boners, but I can scarcely imagine the resulting pain if you tried to do this sitting down. Sounds dangerous People who hate tetris BABKA BARKER Holy shit you're right. WTF, USMC. "Dat ass" is 14. Papyrus. I WANT TO TOAST AND EAT THEM I saw the gif I'm not sure this counts as post apocalyptic fiction, but upvote nonetheless. Whats left? Nice try vampire . holy shit. i'm a straight guy, but i think justin bieber is cute. uh oh someone said CoD needed a sequel, seriously? blood everywhere..."cherry chomper"... ** ** La ce oră şuncă narvalul? Oh god.....someone linked The Judge. But no helmet The pelvis faces the wrong direction. I have those gloves too I'm an atheist who married a non-practicing Jew. After the birth of our first child, my Christian aunt was upset that she hadn't been invited to the christening. He's not so far off... The French are due in September. I always considered the french a different race. Orthadoxly It's not in a string, so you just commented it out. ** ** .gif from the looks of it it`s not going to operate much longer anyway. But I completely agree with scobes: I didn't see it but just hearing/smelling it was enough. I went to a Bell Canada store and there was this awful stench in the place and you could see that the carpet had just been cleaned. I ask one of the employee, a female she was, what was that smell? She then went on explaining that a customer got angry of their shitty services blablabla, it really is but that's another story, he apparently literally took down his pants and drop a bomb on the floor! Look of disapproval is depressing. It's just a "phase". You'll come back to god in time. I'll pray for you. I had doubts about god, then you were born (I re-faithed my dad ) and were all the proof I needed, and someday you will feel the same way. I know your a good kid, you'll start to believe again someday. Still doing this 'no god' thing? It's ok, you just have doubts, you just need to read more into your bible and you'll find truth. You'll get over it. There is no such thing as a "Bad Slice" of Pizza. Cleverly disguised gloat . I totally agree, The Dark Knight Returns was totally not worth reading. The internet did not come during a time when our national debt was almost 100% of our gdp. Additionally, my reply was to the idea that research grants were not a large part of the budget. "Right, research grants, that's where a giant percentage of our money goes... " - You. I simply responded with the percentage of money that goes to research. I didn't say we should just cut all that money, but I think we could do with half right now, for the next 10 or 12 years so we can get the budget on track. We don't need technological advancements right now. As a species that has been around for a 200 thousand years, we could slow down on the advancements for a few years so that we don't wreck our economy and destroy our quality of life in the process. Even worse when you're driving behind a truck with loads of heavy bags, and once you go your separate ways, you see one of the bags fall off, and make a sound akin to that of dynamite. White Haven casket ... yeah right next to drunk driving!!!!..... So.... are you gonna take one for the team and start getting busy with those reddit men? I think she's saying she's real and willing to do it You don't already? Are you seriously comparing the destructive force of a nuclear device to a firearm? *How do you know*? Bought a new computer with co-op monies. Can't use it to play games because of school. Except the thread about "Watch The Throne" is on top and full of love. I am too gay for this to work Who the fuck is Dragula? (ﾉ )ﾉ ┻━┻ You mean like someone earning minimum wage? These people exist. What are you talking about, OP may be considering returning? I want one!!! (ﾉ )ﾉ ┻ ┻ The text was in Japaneses - >...of course. I feel like this is a silly question. How could you claim to adhere to a belief that you don't even know about? Lily's wand was 10 1/4". I remember playing this game. I had to be the kid with the STD. yup, that's our dickhead governor...political prayer rallies, and announcing presidency in other states...how can anyone not vote for him? Had a lady bring in her desk top and demanding we fix her "cup holder". Two of us very puzzled by this asked her what cup holder? She pointed to the disk drive.. **Did not see any blocking with single handed weapons** **ಠ_ಠ**^**ಠ_ಠ**^**ಠ_ಠ**^**ಠ_ಠ**^**ಠ_ಠ**^**ಠ_ಠ**^**ಠ_ಠ**^**ಠ_ಠ**^**ಠ_ಠ**^** ** Ironically, the water fountains at the local park are actually artesian wells, and since they never stop working, the drains get clogged and the fountains are inaccessible due to the swamp that has formed around them. you broke a headset? oh dear *why* am I not in the UK right NOW?! ANARCHY!!! Tear down this world and let's create a new one. Down with the establishment! \m/ \m/ No thanks. If women want to be so equal, why don't they pay for their own god damn meal on dates? Well, I do at least. What nallar said. But thanks for insulting my aptitude...dick. >Unless the guards are like in Oblivion and look like a porcupine when I've finally killed them We do. Take their uteruses away from them now or the world will be full of this in the future. I'm a little at a 22 year old insisting that his partner's got to have his shit together. I'm 28 and I don't think I have my shit together yet, either, and I'm married and we own a house together (which, if anything has made our shit even less together!). I had a Mirena put in after my first child was born in Nov 2003. I gave birth to her brother exactly 18 months later. And I wish I had a blinking, bold, red-colored marquee that oscillated in font size and periodically took a loopy-dee-loop across the screen. Cue the marquee. Yep. I think the dumbest suit I've seen so far is Apple going after Samsung(?) for their "method of layout of user icons." Or, the 4x4 grid-like pattern of icons on a smartphone. In what fucked up world is that even remotely patentable? Ours, I guess. You.. pay for the women on the date? Wha..? Don't women have money in the USA? If you plan on using the internet - I find it is more of a distraction than anything. I mean look at me now, I'm on Reddit when I should be working on my work term report For someone who spouts morality, it sure seems she didn't have a problem nonchalantly sneaking into your room and invading your privacy. Tell that to my doctor mods = Please don't tell me you believe a considerable portion of people stopped cycling because they had to wear a helmet? Really? He's suggested anal (for very very very far in the future, and with *lots* of lube... for some reason I've absorbed more advice on how to have anal sex than how to have regular sex. I'm not sure why I thought you didn't need lube for that.) but is a little squeamish at the idea of eating girls out. My job right now [](/harpdarp " ") I work in a printshop I make that " " look when someone ask how much printing a big poster cost but they don't have a fucking clue about the size of the poster nor the printing material (cost change with different sizes or materials). I hate clueless clients that don't know what they want... I actually am in a few days. Oh? There were still people after you beat the game? I didn't have enough money to save everyone and so after the final quest there was just dead bodies around and none of the major cities ever became repopulated. (Makes the whore house pretty useless when there's nothing but dead bodies everywhere) *unless your into that * It's called evolution, something you wouldn't understand if you were a Christian. I agree. It was this line that made me play now or ill kill your family..... something like that but the thing is it's only 4weeks and 1day old . the other weird side effect of the current cloud height is when it rains it's kind of like all the rain is coming out of nowhere I had to re-read it. "First Communion" . It would probably be best if you added something like "(age ~8)" because I didn't even notice that. To me it just sounded like you couldn't handle a boob. But yeah. Fukkin ell. I'm Buddhist. [](/stare "Dick") Mevlut Erdinc on my PSG save just got sidelined for 8 months after an international friendly That is not a link to your blog post. That is a link to this page This sounded awesome, like a movie plot that eventually leads to the guy and girl getting married, up until the point where you started describing all the things she knew about you. Prove it And my daughter started to cry This is sad, but it also sounds nothing like any rave I've ever been to. 12 and 13 year old girls? Asians don't count? I go to ever equal rights protest I can you asshole I try to make a change. Although when it comes to religion, I'd much rather see the whole thing gone. Oh and dude, when you have Christians protesters around the corner trying to ban gay marriage, I tend to get a little pissy. I've been bitched at by "religious" followers all day, and it's getting under my skin. no one noticed the account name You want him to do you so much - Slicker than what we have at the moment... not too efficient with screen space, though... Haha - beat me to it. Think I'd get serious from the GF if I went there though! Did you tell it it was an animal or something in order for it to ask if it was man's best friend? Perhaps you should turn essentials back on. Vogue? um... My wife loved to stalk..she's Not really sure why, just something to do, see what you can dig up. She found and contacted some old girlfriends anono, found alot of my unrelated accounts & email (before linking came into fashion)- bizarre stuff- But I think you'd be surprised what the weirder (in a good way [she might be reading ]) teenaged girl gets up to, as far as stalking is concerned. She is one of many I knew who had similar practices. damn you but it seems like you did read it and watched the movie. My friend plays Poppy a lot and after Blitz grab was changed to start auto attacking he was so jealous. While reading this and seeing a lot of champions gap closers also getting this change I was excited to tell him tomorrow that his prayers have been answered... except that Poppy's charge is now the only targeted charge thing in the game to not start an auto attack. I hope you'll refrain from watching videos like that from now on please. Are you guys in bed together in the last frame? Is it just me who finds this song deeply depressing? For what? Observ ce ai făcut acolo As someone who's competed in FPS games for 8 years, longer than he's been open about loving the cock, HOW CAN I WATCH MY GOSSIP GIRL? I see what you did there sex dungeon... I think you're confusing EG and InControl. InControl constantly apologizes for small slights and occasional hypocrisy - EG management doesn't apologize for shit, and goes to DJWheat to give an hour explanation on why they were justified in doing what they did... or deliver personal attacks on someone. ** ** "If it was my dad, your computer would be out in the road. You're lucky we just yell at you." My neighbor's name is Bob. I start at 20% and then add or subtract from there. Once, only once, we had service so awesome we left almost 50%. But there have been times I've left only 10% (horrendous service) with a note with " " next to the tip line. Yes, you caught me. I am a serial defender of dem hicks and vote party line Republican because I secretly love the cock. If you check out my comment history, you'll see this to be the case. I sent him an email asking when the exorcism is supposed to happen and he replied back, "When is the exorcism scheduled?" dat hairpiece Gangster of love Good night everybody ..... I used to be a 'sandwich' artist, and whenever I go to a subway, I just ask for a crap ton of olives. I still have to ask for more sometimes. "I want to be mentally challenged" Could not find Ponchos! My son plays with barbie. At first I was like few... and then I was like ^thatusername No way. I did not know that. I like you, you're offended by blatant racism. indeed. Another pillar of Dutch society; we're better then, businesslike. We will assimilate what's good for us and reject whatever turds mankind raises against us (Turks, Maroccans) No one invited you Birdo No WarioWare love?? I wasn't aware you had to play WoW to subscribe to r/WoW. I guess you gotta play Starcraft 2 to subscribe to r/Starcraft. Oh well, there goes eSports. Was expecting picture to move I don't remember Bill Nye erecting any dispensers… 99% of the time I don't take online reviews for anything seriously. At most I think "ah, this is where the whiners are." I hear "...or else I'll tweet about it" too often, and every time I'm like Really, NiggerJew944? You lost a lot of respect for Dave Chappelle? Man, its $hit like that that makes me want to revolt. First I then I :D Trolling. Check Username Explosives on dogs? Chemical warfare? Now that's just silly Thanks for posting this on August 9th Guess what I misread the last word as. Redditor for 10 minutes Then he because he was shitting his pants. I saw some dude parked sideways in that lane and a handicap spot yesterday...but he had a Mercedes, so clearly it was OK. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ .... lol i got the joy of anal sex with a goat... i think it's rigged Dammit Cloud, stop trying to cause strife Corey Feldman Way to ruin a really sweet line. RDWHAHB **I'm wearing jorts right now ** Hmm, I may have to drop another $60 on a graphics card. Seeing how on-board isn't really worthwhile, and a decently large waste of money on the price of a motherboard... Think a SAPPHIRE Radeon HD 5570 would be a decent choice? or should I am for something else? I'm really not all too experienced with buying parts.. Karmareddit can you take them off? you just compared Harry Potter books with middle-aged woman's wet dream Magnets? I don't . I mean, yeah there was a crying baby there but the crying baby was not just Lily's, it was also James'. You know, they guy who tormented him all through school and then married the girl he had loved his entire life who was now absolutely lost to him forever. I think he can have a minute to weep over the body of his lost love before dealing with the baby. Don't fuck around with potential poisoning. Gordon is the Commish. I used to pronounce it like that, but I didn't rage over it...  That didn't even fill up my screen. Dammit. I always forget to log out of amazon before clicking on these type of links. Now various types of prophylactics are going to show up in my recommendations for weeks. Really?! Scumbag Law and Order lead me to believe this is a daily occurrence in NY "four out of ten Americans believe in the literal story of Adam and Eve." Very interesting you should ask that. I roasted this the day before . As I said in my previous post, I believe the coarseness *may* be due to the water causing the grounds to stick together as I dont remember them being that coarse pre-pour. I googled. I'm not sure what's funnier, people trolling with this or the fact that when I (intentionally) downloaded it I got 1.2mb/s down Please stop sending traffic to that woeful site We are done here sir! what the fuck are you implying here... No way. It's not like Blacksburg is ever simultaneously windy, wet, and cold. That better be a euphemism. Redditor for 4 hours? I studied linguistics for quite awhile and wondered if there was a more specific word, poetic if you will. Though coincidence is... well consider it a moment of derp [7] I definitely agree. I'm a vegan, and I eat with my meat eating friends all the time. Unless they ask for a "sermon", I never "preach". However, I am told on a daily basis that my diet is unhealthy, meaningless, not actually doing anything for animal rights or the environment, and my personal favorite: "You are a sinner for putting animals on the same level as humans because it says in the bible that man has dominion over animal". IT IS NOT JUST A SHOW You...just skipped to 19? \ Waste more government time and money? Slacktivism at its finest ** ** y no love for thy asian neighbor? \ / Try being an animal science major (which means every girl except me ) I thought v-card meant valentines day card That was me. (> )> I've been told by a drunk French rugby player that he is absolutely unable to take seriously anyone with a French Canadian accent. I am French Canadian. in *BAGS*. My mind is full of fuck.. [xx xx{:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::> Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows pt. 2, just because Snape was such a good guy. I don't care that Harry lived happily ever after **G.** Their search history. Why don't we have those? That's exactly what Skynet would say Don't listen to this man Yes it probably wouldn't be so bad if you weren't subscribed to /r/jailbait Let me guess, chopper rider. <click> Bitching about 30 cents? or even worse "Nice try, mother" what if the one who 'takes it in the ass' *is* the pretty one? Wheat doesn't make hay. Yeas, that's it! The code ALT+3232 Doesn't seems to work for me And no special characters Uh... ...linking to facebook? Assuming that redditors drink facebook cool-aid? I thought all kids did this? The man is not a BBC journalist. relevant username Speaking as the warmer person: >just fucking use Android already Redditor for one year ** ** That... or I'm not a masochist McGraw-Hill? Like the textbooks? They're everywhere. Seriously? stealth pliny gloat... relevant username you just had to chose the day everyone goes back to school, didn't you kidding obviously(kind of).Thanks for putting the first legit meetup together "Retweeted by 66 people". Yea, but I'm surprised they would have that live..... Better be like 90 seconds has HAD several... You must be new here Have you heard of r/picsofdeadkids? Reddit also has a seedy underbelly that I'd just really like to stay away from What the fuck. I'm getting off Reddit for a while, and this time I mean it 9.75 isn't the platform you're looking for Triple crown stats Egyptian? I would have though everyone would be able to distinguish between Romans and Egyptians... hahahaha.....HA..... Hurricane is a ...... got lazy there did you CCP? That is a hilarious subReddit. Everything is arbitrary and nothing makes sense. What made mr burst out laughing was when someone posted " " and it got downvoted. It was just so random. Haha Yes, and CaseGuest too, but it requires all new hardware and, in some cases, running new drops (which are not 10/100 ) to the APs... Irrational actions met by irrational justice. Let us cheer them on with our irrational praises, because eye for an eye is the only way!! Irrational actions met by irrational justice. Let us cheer them on with our irrational praises, because eye for an eye is the only way!! Not to be a dick, but I feel like EVERY FUCKING TIME SOMEONE SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT A PENIS/TIP/ANYTHING ELSE, THIS SHIT HAPPENS!!!! Wait a minute.... that looks too much like cake with regular flour. it's not flat and unappealing looking. Must...resist...un-editing... I hope you just happened to know the pwd and it wasn't stored somewhere inn plain text .... why is he looking for "god mode" when he isn't even taking damage, in both health and armor. I see what you did there Why did I have a "male ages 18-24" demographic in there? *deletes browser history* great, thanks, what's a couple more months of a delay, right? Good way to deter pear thieves....or will it attract them with cuteness? Goddammit Social engineering warning! I know you're lying because held items affected by Knock Off come back at the end of the battle If you were in charge of the QPS facebook page, wouldn't you milk...ooohhhh I get it...cows...milk it.... No coffee. Well I'm not going to tweak the story to make it fit the topic, but last year my 12 year old sister informed me that sunsets occur because of pollution. She had just been 'taught' that earlier that very day. Pepper on the fries, Anon rapes brain what? I've heard of it I *am* a teen. I once rode out in a 1/2 mile circle, where there are virtually no cars. One of my "friends" who is older than me by a year, decided it'd be cool to take off his helmet since he thought he wouldn't get hit. I told my other friend to stop up ahead. I slowed down, he rode past me. With the dude with no helmet behind, I quickly stop. he stops and it's all good, just waiting there. I tell him to put his helmet on. "no". More firmly "Put your helmet on! ". "NO!". After about 10 second of arguing (that's it), I pull out my phone and dial to my mom's house. Right before I hit talk he put his helmet on. Yeah. Let's go with that. Like Jessica Alba in Sin City. A lot of people lie to get the card, probably the majority. Chronic headaches.. Steve was the original Blues Clues guy. The guy to his left is all I can play the whole thing. That's just the only part people I meet recognize usually. TIL: Cruising No, Hollywood. Please don't take note. DDoS? Thanks for giving Ravenclaw a douchey name * **The Wicker Man** - Ignorant to the point of downright tinfoil-hatting: I once had a friend's girlfriend tell me that Britain and France invented AIDS in the 1950s as a means to keep their African colonies in line so that they wouldn't have to give them independence. When that failed, they brought America in on the project and started infecting the poor and minorities in the US. She also told me (whiter than a sheet) that she "didn't like white people, but you're alright." Much resulted. >Also kinda crazy that seemingly anybody can just buy a sword like that. I cannot this enough brought to you by taco bell Have you ever seen Spice? It was kind of this, but, um... I was in a group of friends just standing around talking, and the girl in the group randomly pulls out this weird herbal drink and drinks it. When we asked her what it was, she starts talking about her menstruation and how the herbal drink helps it. All of us were just like: You know, another really popular slash I see on fanart sites and the like is Lupin and Snape. .......................... ESPN decided to preempt the US vs Mexico match with **Little League** baseball. It only counts if you see a nipple. Mentions Sleep but not Holy Mountain I was teaching a kindy class and one girl started realizing that when she pushes her crotch up against the corner of a desk it feels good. I'm the only guy at the kindergarten at least he'll always be able to find friends... you, however... Usually said no? Whatever you do, don't duel him. He'll cancel it last minute when you're about to win. It sounded like you were calling bullshit. By person on the far left you mean Jessica .. Since when did the gameboy have a camera? What is this black magic? Where do you shop!?!?! Those prices!!! THOSE LOW LOW PRICES!!! You're probably from Quebec. Yes, really. I read your username as "noPENISinALAKSA" the first couple read overs. What did she think her penis was...? And her parents named her this...? 7-year old with her own cellphone? ** ** Chaplin? -1 rupees Sorry! We are currently under maintenance. A secret Saturn V launch. I read it as it reads across, ignoring the individual colors: "Dont try, i am sleeping inside with looters. A big dog will be an ugly woman, two shot guns shot, and a claw hammer." At first, I read that your mother was the one who offered the bj. I was like. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Redditor for 6 hours. Mylittlepony shortcut. hey! i have the same thong You spend time thinking about your brothers crotch area That story sparked my own involuntary reaction ... Define... average. Gareth Bale. Yes. And second result is a friend of mine. My family was in a cracker barrel (yes, ) and my little sister (5 or 6 years old max) begged and begged to get one of those talking parrot toys. They are actually kind of neat, you can record a saying and the parrot will repeat it in a parrot voice with some squawking thrown in if it detects motion. So after several failed attempts to convince my mother Teresa to buy one, she places several of them in the store in different areas with a very special recording... "SQUAWK! Teresa farted! Teresa farted! SQUAWK!" HAHA! It was pretty genius and also hysterical to watch not only my mom's horrified reaction but the other people and employees. They reached a mutually beneficial agreement, sister removed all the sayings and she got the toy. :) MY name. I had an old fashioned unusual name until it saw a resurgence in popularity over the past few years. [ ](/r/doesanybodyelse) I should of clarified 8 PM Have you *seen* 4chan? Still not sure if serious Or super glue... > All relatives: " " Looks like he's about to jamb his thumb in its butthole! Seriously? I mean, the tapes can't be *that* expensive. I can think of dozens of ways to read your ... "And you can do it while you're driving" Your name sounds familiar Hey bro, back off. I already have my crosses to bear. I'm a veteran of WoW, and I've started playing EVE. Also, I read a lot of scifi books. document.write? Yes saw this when i was in Singapore, those people smoke more then we do. Somehow they look healthier Yeah, I'm so very worried about my image in a forum of internet strangers why would I post about this *at all* if it was just me buggering up? You leave those black men alone. What the hell was I thinking Just copy paste Not sure if serious Was about to start arguing but then realised your username. And Private Eye/People Finders have the same address to send a opt out letter... Same thing!! At first I was like WTF! Yes. I SAID, NOT SURE IF SERIOUS !!! Social media. You're doing it wrong. ... stop stalking my comment history. My mind says, " ". My vagina says, "OH GOD." I figured it out just fine, thanks. Given the context of what is inside this particular aforementioned box, my comment remains ' '. Actually, Anne Frank lived in the Netherlands and was hidden by the Dutch - Holocaust joke averted Your Dad? why don't you just go to a bar and meet the girls yourself? I mean, it's supposed to be exactly this emoticon: Just all of what goes into that... Redditor for 27 minutes This is why I stopped reading Gizmodo. He may not have done anything criminal, but he did act like a dick with regards to the poor schmuck who 'lost' his iPhone. I don't like the secondaries (besides the SPAS-12 and launchers), but it feels a lot safer if I know at least *someone* on the team has a Stinger. Usually just me, though. Why did you just use all your mana cds at full mana? Try being in the meth capital of it Exactly. "Oh, look. This guy is a feminist because he's not a sexist pig like all other men." She wants to play with other people and My husband does the interrupting thing. He also has ADHD. He genuinely tries to control himself, but sometimes he just gets so excited about whatever your comment just made him think of. I'm used to it and don't mind most of the time, but it drives other people batshit. I just give him a and he knocks it off. He's been making more of a conscious effort to control it. This. It better damn well be a medical condition. Not just about convenience. Your No, YOU need to stop bitching about people you could choose not to see and a service you could choose not to use. Yeah, it was the size of a grapefruit for a week, I could only wear sweat pants. True story.... but we spent 2 hrs with this cranky ass.... but point taken none the less. My old myspace decided to make all of my profile pictures public. >And given what she says she still wants to lose, it will STILL be in the normal range. >That there are women who are so casually evil as to do this. your post wasn't edited About time Cincinnati had a nice Spring day... *Clicks "other discussions".* Brian Jennings has been here since Mooch. Yeah, real Christian there Could have been worse. Could have been "for all intensive purposes". Finishing College and going into the real world with aspirations.. oh hai reality People watch you sleep? Are we surprised after grooming our government over the past couple of decades that tax increases are not acceptable to the American public? Do I laugh or cry. I don't see what you did there Reddit's coprophiliacs rejoice. My laptop's drive is 250GB (unformatted size, of course). idk, hymen_destroyer ( ...), get better girl friends?!?! Do you have similar interests as them? Laser I'm that way too. I like having nights to myself and just doing whatever I feel like (usually video games and internet ). I like going out with friends, and even when I'm playing games I'm talking to them. they too don't understand the concept of me-time, though. But showing Greyback eat the bloodied corpse of someone was okay? ... If she has all your passwords then how do I know that this isn't your crazy ex posting stuff. Who the fuck downvoted this. wicca....... Practives leave your phone at the charging station, come back 30 min later and its gone, its on craigslist for sale haha Which one of you bastards made this the banner pic? fur baby? 21, you say? I seem to remember Bert and Ernie being brothers. It's the absolute power of the downvote. It corrupts, absolutely. Sometimes, it feels like freakin' Lord of the Flies in here. Colorblind people Copy + Paste. See? I'm a total sweet-tooth, either skittles, or creamsicles You do realize that more than half of these comics aren't well drawn, don't you? I'm sure they did... I see Frontlines: Fuel of War. Get that shit out That many people would line up for veggie dogs? Your doing it wrong I once had one that looked like a complex math problem. How do you pronounce ? this is the girl you are dating? （╯ ）╯彡 (╮.□.）╮ Wow this looks very informative and sounds like it came with a lot if information to back it! Wait a minute... *looks at name* I will *not* "stay thirsty" . Awful advice. I work at a community center swimming pool and every time I walk through the change room from the deck to get to the washrooms I'm surrounded by old naked Chinese men. Just another day at work THAT ASSHOLE (╯ )╯︵ ┻━┻ not all of you That's a year old build... Yeah, but how do you make yourself less of a target? Certainly not by dressing differently. So.. suddenly turn into a male, 6'5" bodybuilder with angrily glowing red eyes? So Blizzard sold its soul. ....FUCK YOU. Flickr Used to work at a grocery store. Worst was when parents would bring a crying baby INTO the store Please refer to his username. I just can't believe how much reaction there is to a simple "fuck you". I just hope none of you played counter-strike or DotA back in the day Rape "Lets reflect..." I see what you did there. I've seen this link before, and that's exactly what I thought, too. Its the Asian equivalent to I don't think either should be misused. Hah, I just found all my cards yesterday. I bought that Ancient Mew card, and got immediate nostalgia, and just had to find every damn Pokemon card in the house. I found the one in the OP in my brothers collection, but I am finding next to no information on it. It is like it doesn't exist! I hope Pop-Tarts didn't pull a fast one on us and slipped fake cards in. On a similar note, lose and loose. At first I was like then I was like :D ** ** Why the ? I think it's great that they're finding interesting ways to introduce lore. If it's a high quality comic, it's another asset that can be used for promotion, perhaps even virally if it manages to catch the collective internet imagination. It's certainly more interesting than pages of text writeups explaining the blah blah this blah that. Especially when they don't know the definition of literal. "I am *literally* going to die if I don't pass this next quiz." WHERE? oh wait you probably live in the states. Up here in Canada we don't get those deals even with our fancy dollar. Yeah, but it just seems like such a hassle to get a pre-paid debit card. Hell, Runescape has a 'point' card of sorts...... I was wondering the same thing, and he is clearly about it. men this is seriously not ok. > I agree, . If you're going to demean women, don't. hitachi magic wand? ** ** He's all A lake is directly above? You learned in high school?! /\/<ಠ ಠ>\/\ <--- No, I don't know what that is. t( t) You sir are an ass Kinda funny but still.. I'll ಠ_ಠ your . just copy paste when changing you network name. WTF CHECK OUT THE US VERSION... Initial reaction to post: It's sad that I read that as "Look of Disapproval", then corrected myself and envisioned a letter filled with nothing but That's not Imgur... I'd say that " " looks way more sneaky if you compare it to the original I think that everyone has that one friend that likes to ruin everyones favorite song.. ass.. Some people's questions are so stupid though 2 dollars for a coke We got some clouds yesterday, and all they pulled out of their asses was wind that filled our pool with dry leaves... About a year ago, i was at home alone with my sister, she was sat in the living room watching tv and i was in my bedroom (which is downstairs next to the back door). Some weatherd faced middle aged woman (skinny, wearing a tracksuit) popped her head through my bedroom door, holding the kettle from the kitchen.. and she asked me if i wanted a cup of tea or a hot chocolate.. I had no idea who she was and i asked her, she replied "i go to college with your sister". So i kinda shrugged it off and just said "no thankyou". She walked into my kitchen and i could hear her fucking around with stuff in there... so then my brain went into panic mode and i walked past her through to the front room, and asked my sister who the fuck the woman was in the kitchen. My sisters face went pale and she was like "what are you talking about" Then the woman appeared behind me, holding the kettle.. and asked my sister if she wanted a hot chocolate. So me and my sister stood up and started ushering her out of my house.. She said "oh! god! i must have got the wrong house, my friend from college told me to just walk in! i promise i havent stolen anything! you can search my bag!" we just told her to GTFO. Weird thing is she didnt steal anything.. who the fuck walks into someones house where they have obviously never been.. not even shouting their freind who apparently lives there, and start offering drinks to the people in the house. Fox News Is there even humor in f7u12 anymore? Last I checked it was people talking about their boring lives Penis shaped buildings? 'likely didn't?' ... For got sake dude . >I can't believe noone posted this already but: Full cobble buildings Bananas in Pajamas What concerns me most of all is that you have no open reddit tabs in your browser This is no place for your snooty *context.* And on that bombshell... I thought they were just "special" ponies until my friend said something about them being babies. I was like, "Seriously? " Seriously in need of a job and you don't have a resume? "Let's go back to bed now" ... according to the comments it's because of my looks... lol. My mother in law has 6(used to breed them ). There were more females when my wife and I started dating. There are 2 males, those fuckers used to sneak up on me all the time. One day they had the back of my pantleg and I lifted my leg backwards and he hung on for some reason. Well, not for long. Eventually he warmed up, till last year he started having behavioral problems and will bite anyone who isnt over there on a weekly basis. He gets caged alot when people that arent around alot come over. Hes still a sneaky fucker. Bit the back of my leg one day when I didnt know he was in there. The rest are fine temperament wise. Has been working for Machine so far Thank you for not doing that, can't believe he'd actually ask for a watermark That's your flair, and you *just* learned about this? In all truthiness, if Bachmann became president this could happen. fellatio must be unpleasant Humility King of Reddit I just got through re-watching a couple months ago. Then USA bumped the next season's date from the summer to October. 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I laughed, then I kinda stopped and >> > > > > > > >> > > > > > >> > > > > >> > > > ಠ_ಠ^ >> > > ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ >> > ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ OK who put this on the front page > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ಠ_ಠ^ > > > > > ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ > > > > ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ > > > ~~ಠ_ಠ~~^~~ಠ_ಠ~~^~~ಠ_ಠ~~^~~ಠ_ಠ~~^~~ ~~ > > **~~ಠ_ಠ~~**^**~~ಠ_ಠ~~**^**~~ಠ_ಠ~~**^**~~ಠ_ಠ~~**^**~~ಠ_ಠ~~**^**~~ ~~** > ~~ಠ_ಠ~~^~~ಠ_ಠ~~^~~ಠ_ಠ~~^~~ಠ_ಠ~~^~~ಠ_ಠ~~^~~ಠ_ಠ~~^~~ ~~ Loved it...but unless I am mistaken, Anthony was using a golden pickaxe! cuntry Thanks for the input, all! 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Because a five year old would understand what an emoticon is. >gay porn > Seriously? Do knot make this a pun thread. Did someone say that ? My parents have had this off and on for months. Every time I visit, I clear it out. Every time I visit, it's back. They still don't understand what they did wrong. Windows ME? No. Do NOT ever hang out in water. You do not know what is lurking under the surface. They also weren't illegal in San Francisco. Why do you used filtered water when you boil the water nice photoshop skills So you're saying that my photography has no artistic merit, I have no photographic talent, and I don't know the first thing about photography. I thought r/itookapicture was a place to give and receive constructive criticism and critique, not blatant slander. $9.99 per gallon AND added a memebase watermark! I'd fap in it... Only if the mirrors were reversed... Until now, I had completely avoided thinking about any HP character in this light. Yeah, don't hang out with douchebags, and don't flail your arms like a girl when you get into a fight. > Don't forget, you started this by talking shit about Harley owners. But we're the assholes... You are so behind in that game.... Please don't tell me you didn't win from a single mistake. So my mom's 10 year old computer's (she refused to buy a new one when that one is still working) firefox was messing up and I told her just to use google chrome. About ten minutes later she comes into my room and asks if she can borrow my laptop. I said sure 'cause I just figured chrome was messing up too, but I eventually ask what was wrong with her computer. She told me that chrome didn't have a "google bar" in the top corner and she needed to use google. When I explained that google is actually a website itself and that she could just type that into the address bar, she told me "this is easier." ~~Why am I refreshing this?!? ~~ Don't you start this silliness Yeah, my mind was clouded over by horror for a minute or so, then I and it was off to the googles to find out whether or not this interpretation was remotely likely. The smart money is on not, but it's still horrific. Oh its not like we don't want to see the whole thing. I'd be catabolic within a few hours. Fawkes is male. He wasn't even in the car when she let the ghastly thing rip. Too much awesome, maybe. [9] I did. Thank you for making this thread, now I'll never get anything done today. those talons Man, I read these comments and I'm jealous...when I was trying to teach my mom how to use the computer, I couldn't understand why she couldn't manage to click on the icon (she doesn't have any disease that causes muscle spasms or anything of the sort)...then I realized that when I was showing her what to do, she was watching my hand move the mouse, not the monitor... That's the worst feeling ever! I too despise shelling out these prices, but in turn ask people to do just that... "My girlfriend isn't a stupid person [...] 'how do you know, humans weren't round then to see it, they are a bunch of idiots who make up bullshit'" Holding her breath not sure if srs oh and thanks for looking out captain... nibbles buy a microphone As a virgin shortly after receiving first blowjob(needless to say, i didn't last too long) previously i had lasted pretty long during handjobs so when i orgasmed with an "oh wow..." she proceeded to giggle and tell me that it was cute that was a joke right? I had a cat that could do this. Once we replaced the door she figured out how to use the door bell. What exactly do you do with those cloth maps...? I just say "huh?", and chat with them for a bit until they start saying nothing but Holy Mother of God! I don't remember.... One question = so many? an oz is actuley 28.34 btw......... I feel like a head of corn guys.... As a native Georgian I am dissapoint look at his post history Which is...incorrect? In your town? So Taco Bell has lovers in other towns ? I take it he doesn't like Broccoli 9 year old girl, early 20's parents? **your're Suarez missed Alienware is like Apple but plastic Poor? 85 1.4? It's like a shit sprinkler > You win this round @( )@ well played Sir. > Tried to take my squirrel to rehab, I said no, no, no. Draw a big And here I thought that school-girl-in-uniform fetish would not apply to chubby women... You didn't need to prove me wrong i hear he's been really into Jersey Shore lately _ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ _ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ Thanks. I'll try and experiment with that. I understand, my sister used this site as well and she gets angry messages all the time. Some people on OKC get really angry when you tell them you aren't interested Objects in mirror are closer than they appear You'd like help designing the website for your website design job? | Also, when you overtake them they go all ** **. redditor for 20 days??? only thing ever posted???? I'm so glad to see other Donna lovers here. She was always my favorite, too. Whenever I tell people that, their usual response is, "But Amy/Rose is sooo hot!" Genius!!! It could be r/bushes! We should also get a new name... like... a species from a famous franchise, that lives in the forest and help the main charactes and stuff... Something short, that starts with the letter "E"... Yes! I know!! From now on... we're Ewoks Somebody is going to believe this Dirty? Not to me. Unless 'fave shawarma spot' has another informal meaning ? You are an optimist. I was thinking, "For a beta, these notes look really scarce " I know. Trust me...I know. Agree. Probably lazy arse admins. I think he is just brainstorming >THATS IT. I'm fucking installing Goofy Transsexual Associates San Andreas. I hate you. （╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ My mom is the same way. My dad is a bit more open. Whenever I explain something to my mom, she never knows what to say and gives me this: There seems to be a lot of people on reddit who knew her... I'm afraid I might know some of you people United states only My mom always refers to it as "Doctor Oz." Oh, I'm sorry I don't find enjoyment on what you like. If you look closely at the bottom there's a hole in it... nah, they just meant to upvote, but got *really nervous* and did it wrong Had Kevin Davies in my team. Bolton win 4-0 and Davies doesn't score. 6' 2" here. It's a gift and a curse. Sure, I don't need a ladder to change the smoke detector batteries at the apartment, but some grocery stores think 6' is an acceptable height for hanging banners oh cool, its like everyone reading r/starcraft didn't just see this during the invitational what else is there? Both my brother and my dad still use Juno. I would have just acted like I was looking on my phone or something, you should feel good about yourself. A for only the was upvote I for look poor use of the . I for one think that Sing the Comment is a splendid novelty account So, they're gay? Oh yeah, she was *totally* asking for it. Not sure if srs.. You have to tell us if you do. *shows police badge* Piss chemicals... sigh... No Jasmin? Was a joke Why would Derpy have wings, but not Dinky? Makes no sense. Really? You want him to target drunk girls? SYDNEY. must not be a repost Patriotism...citizenship........ You should be sorry. Check username "federal tyranny" Yes.. Accidentally. Ninja noises? Ninjas don't *make* noises. At first i thought it said 'abortion agency' Today is the 14th ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Wish I could say the same about 4chan. Jesus Christ. because they don't own that WHY WAS THIS FUNNY?!? I lol'ed, but I don't know why Tonight.... haha, you know that's a good idea, i should record it (not the dirty part lol ) Thanks for the spoiler! Every time my parents come over to my place and sees my Xbox, they complain that I'm an adult and shouldn't be playing the "Nintendo" anymore. > Cant blizzard see that we are all basement dwellers? submitted 4 hours ago by Itwasjustadream. Why didn't you just post this in the aforementioned thread? (╯ )╯ comic sans Uh telling someone to wear different clothes is not even close to telling homosexuals to be less gay i like it edit: did not watch the last part until now... Not even a little bit WTF. I'm not supposed to get my period this week (birth control), yet here I am spotting. i guess helping and caring your neighbor is not the right thing the good lord intended, as it says in the bible but hey, its not like florida is very a religious state......... nvm s/ You're *that* guy... What are you trying to say? 4.- Los regios creen que el rojo de ALTO es opcional. Y algunos taxistas regios hasta se encabronan si se intentan pasar el rojo y no los dejas pasar cuando es uno el que tiene el verde. I agree, by the time the log jumped out of the fire I was like but on the other hand I really did enjoy the ghost fight. I am disappoint in these morons If you're going to use copy-paste you might as well cut out the middle man and copy/paste the face rather than the code. <-- I just copied that from your post. Why do you want to know? Right when WhiteRa is about to be on TL attack . I know, hence the You didn't know how to do that? Never having seen this abbreviation before (I'm Canadian, if that's relevant), I read "cwert". They should've implemented this policy a couple of years before that. Took the time to look into OPs reddit history then posted... " "... L2Chrome why did i read that as hottest woman alive Or starting with Cyndaquill I agree, that is his thinking behind it, but the majority of this shops money comes from Magic. If his primary goal as a business is to make money (and it should be) then he should be encouraging these kids into buying singles from him or buying packs from him so they will have the cards to compete. A suggestion I had for him was. "If you wants to have a completely level playing field while still making money, have a paid cube draft and hand out prize to the winners. It levels the playing field, it's as cheap as entering a constructed tournament, and it's 'fair' for everyone." He said that it wouldn't be fair because some people would know what to draft and others wouldn't. How did you get a pineapple next to your username? I'm jealous. Benzema, what a miss Ruediger? WHO THE FUCK WOULD GO TO A FAIR IN THAT WEATHER ... *10 years* is "too soon"? Wait, is that her real name? ... Int-warning Sorry, currently our video library can only be watched from within the United States It is? Whoops. I hate being bad at reddit. Although I legitimately did wake up drunk and drifting into hungover-ness. I wouldn't have spent time painting in the redness in the eyes if I knew it was a repost I tried to click "Cancel" to close that image. At first glance the word rigger looks like something else. The only thing intolerable, is intolerance itself. Stop spreading hate. Don't you see them? Herman Cain was out of pizza when I walked by And still they put the air intake on the bottom of the laptop They wont swear on a pay per view E Honda is taking care of that Why don't you have more upvotes for this? well then What do you mean YOU people? People do a lot of things that would make you . It's unfortunate. I think we need a reddit meet up this Saturday before school starts... 512 Oh I love it every time she moves. Even if it's into my ribs. It's even more fun poking at her and having her push back. Indeed But...school books suck... Haha. The BrBa crew is just fucking with us w/ the Walt Jr. hallway walks. I bet they are reading this subreddit right now. Which was **amazing** in Pokemon Yellow. thats cause it is [](/b24 " ") > People do a lot of things that would make you ... Yet, I've had about 5-6 books stolen from people who "borrowed" them out of my bookcabinet while at school. And I live in a country where employers run after you with jobs, and "minimum wage" is about 16-18 dollars an hour. It's not need, but greed, and that can indeed make you A couple weeks ago I almost got nailed by a car. Was merging onto the road on my bike when one of my friends yelled "STOP!", I slammed my brakes and came within inches of a speeding car. The driver was going like 70kmh on a 40. "rom com with a kinda fucked up ending" was all I knew going in. I now understand that "kind of fucked up" is a very subjective term Choice of words... Geographically or sexually? I believe the oblong ones are Jimmies, but I see what you tried to do there All I remember about 9th grade health in Texas was a movie we watched where Tracy Gold hid her bulimia by vomiting in jars and stashing them in her closet. This is my friends skype picture Keesler Shuffle Top comment deleted? And now, we will never know. wow this is dumb..“ ” So you saw toy narwhals in a convenience store and thought it was reddit-worthy? you... you lied to me I remember me at 13 (girl), and all I can think is I was commenting a for upvote only for the look That is such a horrible way to find out that your father doesn't love you! Wow.. 1%? ... I have a friend of mine who decided 22 was his age of change and he was gonna get his life squared away. Since then I've hit the gym everyday and have seen some serious changes...he still hasn't been once and still calls ME the fatass Look at his username.. *ಠ_ಠ* ಠ_ಠ **ಠ_ಠ** ಠ_ಠ *ಠ_ಠ* ಠ_ಠ **ಠ_ಠ** ಠ_ಠ *ಠ_ಠ* ಠ_ಠ **ಠ_ಠ** ಠ_ಠ *ಠ_ಠ* ಠ_ಠ **ಠ_ಠ** ಠ_ಠ *ಠ_ಠ* ಠ_ಠ **ಠ_ಠ** ಠ_ಠ *ಠ_ಠ* ಠ_ಠ **ಠ_ಠ** ಠ_ಠ *ಠ_ಠ* ಠ_ಠ **ಠ_ಠ** ಠ_ಠ *ಠ_ಠ* ಠ_ಠ **ಠ_ಠ** ಠ_ಠ *ಠ_ಠ* ಠ_ಠ **ಠ_ಠ** ಠ_ಠ *ಠ_ಠ* ಠ_ಠ **ಠ_ಠ** ಠ_ಠ *ಠ_ಠ* ಠ_ಠ **ಠ_ಠ** ಠ_ಠ *ಠ_ಠ* ಠ_ಠ **ಠ_ಠ** ಠ_ಠ *ಠ_ಠ* ಠ_ಠ **ಠ_ಠ** ಠ_ಠ *ಠ_ಠ* ಠ_ಠ **ಠ_ಠ** ಠ_ಠ *ಠ_ಠ* ಠ_ಠ **ಠ_ಠ** I don't take kindly to butchered gaming hardware. Louie! We meet again. Way to ruin it Mr. Serioushead! Repost. 0^(-1) haha where can i get a sticker like that You're thinking Twilight. Err... No. I'd say I have the opposite thoughts of being attacked and having to fight my attacker off. It's enough to get an adrenaline rush, maybe (definitely start getting into that fight or flight mentality). Maybe my thoughts are trying to fight your thoughts off. :[ zzz.. thank you sir, it will take days till i fapped through all these pics .... watt And you are how old, exactly? . Well I never.. Downvotes for a windows-bashing comment on r/apple. How about a sarcasm tag next time ? Fuckin ladywb More recent at least. coming from you... Sounded like 70s porn music... Me to Mordekaiser (╯ )╯︵ ┻━┻  *Both* NES Waldo games? Yeah I see your point, a friend of mine goes to Best Buy all the time because he lives near one and is technologically illiterate. He bought an HDTV, paid $100 for a warranty ( ) and then we had a conversation like this: Guy needs to speak for himself... Also if your gonna thump the bible cite your bible references, I don't think that one is in there. Turkey Turd. >Finally! The **real** reason that Portal 2 isn't available on origin I got every one of those except the silver one. Guess what browser I am using... He wore that hat? But not the ~1200 golds and the xp. You jizzed while riding in a cyborg whale? Victorialand ... what a coincidence! I got this as my BD present. Is that you? The last panel is priceless!! The look of shock and disgust you win this round! i'll be practicing in the mirror ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Yes, Massively Option 3: why would I want them to be *less* nerdy? hahaa i clicked it and i see what you did there Trist and Corki are fun. However when I play Trist DPS I end up playing like AP Trist and using rocket jump to get on top of them You just completely mind fucked me ...you just ruined what had the potential to be an amazing troll. Thanks for killing the lulz. This is an abomination my... my childhood.. So, that is food grade polyurethane he is using, right? Am I the only one that finds unlocked screen not only more efficient, but easier to control? I feel like playing as Irelia with a locked screen would give me headaches bladesurging everywhere. 23,600... 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Dominionism is the logical end to Christianity. Their interpretation is no less valid than any other Christian's. This is precisely why we shouldn't stand for religion in our politics. This is why the founders put in a framework to prevent such things . Agreed! I wish more guys thought this way. Every guy I have EVER been with has refused to kiss me after a beej. Pussies I see your point. ಠ_ಠ * ಠ_ಠ = ^2 Didn't you read my hover-text? I sleep in the basement every night. Only thing I check for are for spiders, because spiders kill at night. My child. So are mine.... （╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ Texan here: You're welcome America..... I am now aware. American sports suck, this is #3 hugo well ok I guess you have to slide the mouse twice then... the more keys i give away, the more people start streaming ..... I have no idea where prefectures came from. the movement is controlled by a little computer inside the hand. i hope it's not hackable I feel really bad, but the 3rd picture down, I was like The plate says GameCube, but this game is brawl. I should not click the links in your comment history while at work. ಠ_ಠ Tech here: Had Dell come out to do a power supply swap on a desktop (time crunch, it was under warranty), the kid that came out popped open the case and installed the P/S and turned the PC back on. It was beeping repeatedly every time he turned it on. He came to me freaked out and started to call "home base" to find out what was wrong. I walked over to where he was working and picked up the bad P/S he laid on the keyboard and handed it too him and gave him "kid, the keyboard buffer is full". Pre-order I hate banana flavor. I hate banana flavor. Y U NO LABEL GUNS? But chocolate ice cream is always a *great* grocery decision You'll have to handle me, first. 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Every time I read a comment like this I . *Every* post that gets an appreciable number has to pass 69, so this isn't exactly a rare occurrence. what trains ...i tried to find one once to get to colorado...google kept saying did you mean greyhound? haha i thought i was the only one...maybe the roll is on backwards or something.orrr maybe the fact that 2 pieces are hanging... ..i have no clue are we sure OP is from America ...just a thought 30-06 Featherweight a 'little' kick What the fuck did I just read This is as old as myspace I just noticed that he's also got four fingers on one hand and five on the other... powers Nazi flag for TLO.... happy birthday I don't think Solemn Simulacrum was around in 1999 oh.... [book spoiler](/b " Pretty sure everyone thought she was going to be alright after reading that part... Its Arya MOTHERFUCKING STARK for fucks sake.") 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Restart the Print Spooler. I like to finish with "restarting the computer would have also fixed this....." Are people seriously bitching about having to do this for 100 days? The arma team is all: With this information, you learn there is a possibility you've flushed your goldfish when it was still alive Where's Steve It was luck. I was reading Katarina's (I think) Wiki page and on the right side it shows users who are currently looking at the page. I saw this adorable pink teemo avatar and I clicked it to get a better view. Forever changed my life addresses nicotine but not meth, crack or heroine Said the soggy biscuit Maybe so, but you should know, sarcasm has never translated well across the internet 270,000 Organ Farmers I'm Chris. I'm so cool, I introduced TheBagelBandit to reddit. And yes. He forgot. Not cool, partygoer > So if i follow your logic i'm not a true muslim? ಠ_ಠ there was *another* comment?! ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ In high school I went DD to a HUGE party for my small town. Pretty much the entire senior class, some underclassmen, and quite a few alumni. My buddy is getting sloshed and starts walking around asking everyone if he can refill their drinks from them. Expecting Good Guy Greg, they hand over their red cups and my buddy walks away, only to down the rest of their drink and find his next victim (I'll never understand the point of this, the beer was free and we had a keg ). He ends up pissing off so many people that one girl socks him in the jaw, and he stumbles outside to puke. was it corned and on rye? I don't think goes far enough for such a moronic statement So I read through all this expecting something like an accident.... and in the end all you did was drive him to another party? Misleading title is misleading. What, was that a "640K ought to be good enough for anybody" ? After herself We're talking about milk, not alcohol. REPOST.... So does dota... 2 actually. What's your point? Blind pick >This is Reddit, not Craigslist... Flippers? 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Why are people upvoting this. He just called all of us morons. Seems there are as many as 12 subreddits with over 1,000 subscribers with no new posts for more than a year. . ...*sees username*. I'm mostly -ing because of his pathetic internet toughguy attitude. Are you sure your brains not plotting against you? My two eyes and brain tend to encourage other body parts to rise up against my will ** ** It's my house. When people don't listen and... Appropriate username If you're already using steam you probably wouldn't have noticed if they hadn't told you. JMU loss? I have no idea what you are talking about! Stop spreading vicious rumors! ** ** Being charged with distribution of paraphenalia and marijuana on school property Tiberium was not in red alert there are children present Be polite all you want. I sure as fuck hope you're not just feigning ignorance. not an aardvark "In God we trust", "[...] One nation, under God [...]" What is the deal with the comments on skin colour or touching hair? This has popped up a few times with Indian relatives (my mom married in to an Indian family). They kept asking what I use on my skin to make it so light. They also keep touching my hair and asking if it's real. I'm not really sure how I should answer it, as I'm not used to people walking up to me and touching my hair, and I feel a bit strange glorifying lighter skin, given the issues surrounding it. Here we go again. no, the French are... __ "Bone home" I got closer. username 100% relevant. Squads On a reptile No love for the SA and DBA. Came here expecting semen jokes. You....uninstalled? You dated a guy who hated cats? I agree, correlation does not equal causation, but students that sit near the front are usually more focused as they are less distracted. If you sit at the back, less people are aware of you. More often than not, you'll end up browsing reddit on your laptop or texting on your phone. Or at least it was like that for me. Thank you for making me think twice about going into the military well that's what happens... interesting link/ downvote... random gif from imgur/ upvote. wow I had no idea it was that much in Ontario, now I know why so many Canadians cross the border into NY to shop... because they can afford it more than I can Malcolm McDowell Has anyone told you recently that German is a crazy language? Because that's just > If you don't have a sentry going up by 30 seconds left, then you're a BAD ENGINEER Le début du gif : How could you spell golf wrong ? I will always be angry with you for making Melt Banana have a 15 minute set saw the sidebar as soon as i posted, should have phrased it differently that guy's face in the background is awesome. Rule 34 Like this: ( ) You're one of them aren't you... 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Friend had never been taught to swim before and can't breathe through her nose at all and this was like lesson 3, I have a medical condition meaning that I can't breathe as well, or hold my breath etc. We had to swin a length after only a couple of lessons, and she kept touching the bottom with her feet and i couldnt keep my head under or make it all the way without getting out of breath and stopping. We got shouted at by her as she followed us along the edge of the pool, everyone else had finished and were at the end of the pool laughing. We both wanted to cry :( Then another time the same teacher shouted right in the same friends face because she didnt do the skipping right in the dance class. It was only basic skipping and she was perfectly fine at it. Then as we were getting changed and the friend finished and left as quick as she could and started to cry as she left, then the teacher asked my if she was OK, i told her there was nothing wrong. There was. 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I see much hate inside of you I'm not saying they don't make Waiver deadline trades, I'm saying that the Braves don't dump their top prospects ( Philly) for rentals. go on i'm tingly too i was raised jehovah's witness. i never got a birhday party or christmas gift. funny part is, 12/26 is my birthday. coffee enemas? ... i got one viscous last night oh, it's not a novelty account; it's genuinely weird to On a side note, I find it wonderful that this thread received two down votes without even stating why. Really encouraging for someone wanting to come forward with a question. like him, i am an unlikely source of destruction I think you mean blue bloods i'm a big fan of overanalysis for the moment, i'm like a kid in a candy store i was going to give it a rest with this account Why don't you just stop hitting on him? They only started doing shit once I had all but two of the champions. Haha, I thought most of the people there were quite nice. There were just a couple of odd people. 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He printed articles from Wikipedia, and read them aloud in a monotone voice. And he was the *head of the whole art department*! What's so shitty about it? If you don't pay it won't be given to you, pretty simple right? I think you forgot a That was alarmingly sexy. Toilets are not supposed to be sexy. ...or thinks phreak comes from feak. No, I have a Textexpander shortcut for it. When I type lod I get I not only dislike Glee, but I also can't stand the fact that every other person pretends that they make up their own songs. You left out the part where you tell us how he tried to explain it ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ I'm going to love the ever-living shit out of both of you My book looks like it has no words. Downvoted for saying that I hope this game lives up to its hype? that was not depressing at all And that's why you always wet the sponge, Percy but cereal is delicious. You motherfucker. Tricking me into upvoting your comment after reading the first sentence. he mocks losers. My stomach can handle anything Taric gets mana from autoattacking though... 'we slowly lost touch' To late Yes, I'm waiting on one right now but I think it got lost in the post ~~ ~~ Weekly bowel movements are about the norm for me. I realise this is below average. Perhaps I better digest my food than just passing it along. You ever think about THAT?! Amazing! But not quite as amazing as the fact that so many people in the comments below don't get it. Things like looting corpses and grave robbing are perfectly acceptable. But if I pick up a bent tin can off the floor in a faction zone I lose karma. depends which what him/her The cyanide was only fatal if it was all of the drops together? Srsly though. I said the same thing last night, my boyfriend went back and rewatched it to see if he could tell which blades cut up the salad. Except for Brood war. **There's an extra 1/16" at the top and no 0" mark** there are some things you DO NOT joke about. who on trees would downtoke this Now that I'm back home, I'm post-freaking out over what WOULD I have done if he was down for some interspatial consummation Also from this page And yet no one knows. I'm Irish, and one of my cats regularly sleeps on my pillow and I have to sleep without one Oh hai, Lisa I thought we were swapping genders At first I upvoted, but then I I too sleep with a camera. "Like" button? Couldn't tell if serious or not. Is that a spoiler? He isn't '*username is your persona or serious *', he's '*inebriated_me*'. I dislike being lumped together with 13 year olds Redditor for 2 hours... I love how this video gives me the opportunity to view it again without pressing replay. And just what the hell is the point of an autograph?! o o Push the moon out of its orbit....you know....just for a laugh Argentina and Brazil got knocked, , what's your point? You really think he can't handle 90 minutes. He's the same age as Messi who just played 180 minutes in 4 days. I got banned for wearing an unusual because the admin didn't want someone with a better hat playing on his server. Torchderp...? Speaking of , see if you can spot it in DX:HR (it's a label on a bottle). Which end of the corkscrew bottle opener? koalas aren't bears That guy on the cover looks like a smug douchebag. At first I was like , but now I'm pretty sure you gave me pinkeye. So one random stranger who you clearly think is stupid defines what old is? My buddy got laid in 6th grade My face was stuck on for a good 2 minutes contemplating this idea. What do you all think this guy does when he is not in public? Not sure if interesting or disturbing Well, you don't check very thoroughly jesus christ. somehow i imagine you are like topher from workaholics and not actually named pauline. im on to you paul /\/\\(ಠಠ ಠಠ)/\/\ The kid still left shit laying around in the aisle. My ex-boyfriend's sister worked at Timmy's, and when she got married 2 years ago, right after their ceremony they stopped by her work to get some coffee. It was awkward, I was her wedding photographer and she even wanted photos of her there--in her gown and everything; it was that important to her. I'm in NY, but I live super close to the Canadian border. Phycic. I've seen what you do to hotel rooms... But your own house???? You have no right to judge. Yep I've been replacing "the" with "le" subconciously and also giving the disapproving face "A linux" Not again! that poo, is not as stealthy as he thought he was your tl;dr is as long as your message. >No Rain by Blind Lemon Egypts Coptic Christians couldn't agree more. Well Mr. Why don't YOU go away? ..... how about scroll up then? I hate speachcraft mini games so much. Especially if they're like fable. They would look at me with this face: It's too late to tell when the deed is already done. > Sir, why did I read that in a drill Sergeant's voice? Sir. If they were twelve they wouldn't be teenagers. Never done this before but: All I can focus on is how cute I probably looked at that exact moment.. Yeah, fuck everything about this. What human being has a problem with having a fucking meal without touching his/her phone? Oh, wait. I know. It's a poorly parented one. once while playing dungeons an dragons, i prepared the spell "revile hidden door" just because i needed one more spell. it ended up getting me out of the temple of deception o.O I can't. She blew you, after a first date, in *your car*. You found a massive whore. in the woods. You plan sex. You ring your boyfriend to plan sex. I stand by my response of . Are you 12? North, because... I don't have a confederate flag on my car (like I saw today ). Memento.. The ending made me experience my first **B===D**~~~ ლ( ლ) **cum at me bro!** I gave it more than one shot, in different ways, using different methods. It is NOT my thing. I did it in the scientific manner... and was in tears each time. Fuck ass fucking in the fucking ass. Those two need to stop having children god dammit ... how do you know I've named my penis "couch"? i have this fucking habit! i say fucking haha at the end of virtually every sentence. it's like shit, if i don't say haha they might take me too seriously or not know that i'm taking the piss. and then it kinda merged into the rest of my text speak. rage. haha. Is that a dorm room desk? a nibbler... No way, asshole^user_name_not_insult . Only YOU want to see that. >I'm not like your mom, Patrick. Worry? I think you misread me. I was taunting them. $ 175 The Koch Industries also fund Nova. At first when I thought of this I was like ... then when it happened to me I was like 'Sweet Baby Jeesus' <add appropriate gif> Get your hands off her you damn dirty rape..ist. I have had several classes that have said we would be using the clickers every day. I only used it regularly in one class, and used it once in a different class just because she wanted to make sure we went and bought one ლ( ლ) 7-11 Spam musubi That's why it's supposed to be a realization from first grade "I'm itching for some real action" I have an urge to pee whenever I'm near water (except drinking - Like a glass of water ) so yes, I give my vote to peeing in the shower, bath, lake, or sea. I swear almost every video we've seen from gamescom is shot by a goddamn clicker Le Fuck? Why would you tinyurl that just use imgur Are you saying *she* cheated on *you* and *you're* the one who screwed up? Funnyjunk Saw this comment at 10:18 Why only 30 bucks? The guy listed "trolling reddit" as a hobby on his Youtube page Don't get *that* excited for him. He's actually a pirate. You are doing it wrong. "Also, she just stands there with her mouth agape looking full retard." France-Canada ... Don't forget the Titanic Museum... I suddenly feel like Towely from south park. I've always thought that scene was really offkey. IIRC, doesn't Dumbledore support Harry as soon as his name is read out in the book? I.e. defending him against Snape etc, saying that it can't of been him or something along those lines. When Dumbledore did that in the movie it was a bit You know that I don't live in Oregon? Not a rage comic. Not even close. . yes, cause thats the problem. Dat Janna ... I got in heaps of trouble in second grade for making a boy cry. He was crying because I called him an idiot. "go down" That some cultures wipe with their left hand. "We now need to turn to Governor Perry, our newest candidate for president." .... I just fed you an hour ago He is not one of us since when does the media say anything about not eating fruit? ** ** I just know. This is the first I've heard about this, and halfway through reading the description you quoted, I wondered if you might be trolling. That sounds like complete crap Why'd he go to Auburn and not come to Tuscaloosa? While it was still loading I was like then I was like ʘᴗʘ Wait, did you just say huge tits all over the place are disgusting? I can understand the veiny kind but SON, I am disappoint. Yeah, me too, I have seen other videos of the orchestra and they don't sound bad at all. I think the youtube submission might just be some asshole mocking them. If this actually is the case, . Nice generalization. I know whenever I go to India, Grandma has no qualms with hoisting up her sari in the middle of a sidewalk in Calcutta The girl on the left makes me Nice collection but Y U NO LABEL PICTURE? I did also, and when i learned it had a budget of $18M i was like He is not one of us AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!!! Yep. I couldn't help but when I saw the ape wring the cloth. I can't even think of anything witty or sarcastically funny to say about this That was 5 years ago. ### Anonymous SKS Absolut Kubatons You called me a douche, I will not teach you how to anal. Everything ? Can't tell if sarcastic or religious Meanwhile the person walking behind you has to do some quick thinking to keep from running into you since you decided to stop and look at your phone. Whore...? I could have gone through and answered each of your comments with the information I had individually but I put it in one because I don't really feel like comment stalking everything you've said. The age of consent in Spain is 13. Just try the banana thing...heat it up for about 12 seconds in the microwave first. I read about it somewhere...thought the same thing as " " but got bored and said fuck it...why not... Why at the budget? TIL I always played Nidalee nearly exactly like hotshot. Anders Breivik is posting on Reddit from his Norwegian prison cell again. I have no hope for this country Thanks for all the heads up team! Told her not to reply and she hasn't heard anything thing from them...so far Obligatory "Battlefield 2 ... " comment reporting for duty. You need a recipe to add bacon and random veggies to mac and cheese? Looks at username... At first I was like, an ad on reddit? I had the yellow pair until they snapped . There's a joke here but I have a sleeping pill kicking in and can't think of it. Funner? Redditor for 10 days and this is the only post i wasnt being serious ** ** Friggen pets ;) i had a cat that loved to dig though my roommates potted palm plant. I took really long bamboo skewers and pushed them into the soil pointy side up. All the exposed soil was now a pointy mine field. Pleased with myself I went to bed. The next morning all eleventy billion skewers were picked out of the pot, on the floor, and the soil dug out. your innocence is what summoned me That's unfortunate there you go: Redditor for one hour I'm from the Philippines and I've never heard of this shit. thats what they WANT you to think . lolz it was this face I managed to botch this reference, garner upvotes, and witness the referer be downvoted into oblivion... We faxed a permit request in last week and the ranger called my buddy and said that they don't have any more advance permits and to just show up in the morning. When we did, there was a notice saying the Vivian Creek Trail has reached it's quota. You mean you don't keep a pirate costume in your cupboard specifically for these occasions? What kind of Redditor are you... I, too, usually "forget" to sign the back of my registration. It's gotten me out of a ticket once. The other time, I got the speeding ticket and the notsigningthebackofmyregistration ticket. Starting elementary school tomorrow I always thought a woman's breasts were contained in a scrotum. It's a story of a little boy in a photo shoot who seems to be overwhelmingly happy, and then becomes the look of disapproval As an Arizona DJ, my only reaction is this.... Looking at a cow. 12 year old kid walks up behind me and yells to his dad "Is that a camel!?" I've never seen either, but it sounds like they chose to let it end on a good note rather than a long-winded, shark-jumped, shriveled up husk of what it originally was. I've never seen Firefly either though. NEITHER OF THOSE ARE CARTOONS. Suspicious usernames... Having a four-man premade go into Normals with 200ish wins (at the time) on each of us, and getting paired with an instalock Warwick. He locked in before half of us joined champion select, and typed "i m goign 2 forrest". I facepalmed. After we lost horribly, I checked the match stats and saw that he had well over 400 wins. This was pre-season one. Tell me about it. Both my parents and most my extended family are from Texas, but I was born in New England. I swear the shit I have to hear from time to time Like this: . See how easy it was? Good point... You sure? Because this picture comes as wallpaper on some HTC phones She is around 17 years old and she is whining to her dad to buy stuff for her? ....it's a sharpner. "kindergarten" At first I was like . They just let us start sending the word "something" in neomails again. Because of course, it contains the word "meth" *"This is a .22 round for comparison"* you'd have to mechanically separate me from that Will do. I have a pretty solid connection, it's not like we'll be trying to play mvc3 anyway. In terms of everything now there are a lot of good posts about good, healthy food and varied eating. The initial 5 posts were all about PB sandwiches and skipping meals.  that's sweet i'm a merry-go-round man myself The other day I poured the milk on my coffee, stired then put the kettle back in the fridge i had to laugh, but come on. this guy is looking for pictures of his dad Nice try, Pedobear. Hmmm, looks to be like these 2 are going to pound some gay lion ass... Level 13: it is ok to chainsaw people in half but swearing is bad . i actually think you should look at the penis God chrome's implementation of deleting individual sites is horrendous. Do you know how annoying it is to check off every site after a long day of questionable surfing? They seem to keep adding to it. I remember seeing a picture of the last year and the rest was not there. So did I and the more I read the comments it sounds like a stroll through the park Are you seriously comparing circumcision to abortion? I don't know *why* but there is always something about Dr. Michio I'm not fond of. That he's after things for more of a material purpose rather than knowledge. It's had to label that as a "bad" thing if that fruits of his labors produce good. I just don't know... I wouldn't. The worst feeling ever is when you let one go and someone comes in unexpectedly... and they give you one of these >(TIL " " is a reddit button :D) Now your just trolling since you have no intelligent way of arguing your point. "Tried" to assasinate my character via karma count FAIL. Tried to troll, FAIL. For that I bid you good by sir, putting this one in my pocket as a win. - - I'd be a bit of anyone who chose *any* option that started with "To protect corporations..." You win this round... This is not funny, I demand my 10 seconds back! This video is not available in your region. He is not one of us My college experience was at first a continuation of high school. Then I became a Junior and transferred, had one brutal semester while I learned the basics of my major. Then I hit cruise control for three semesters, graduated, and realized that I'll never again have that much free time until I retire. Used copies are more expensive than new ones. I use these cards to get myself more cards \( )/ So true, better to spare herself the embarrassment of a trial, rather than sparing the next girl of a similar or escalated experience. Your door should be , as you are The Man now. Can't help but notice you used a camera to make a picture of your screen Too bad angry birds can't run past the second level on that phone anyways just not Muslim unicorns. Yeah, my friend was joined in on a well established world(by that I mean we had diamonds houses for everyone and sites to see). There are also some younger people on mine (were freshmen in high school at the time). They were bugging me and the other admin, by saying, "COULD WE GET THE AETHER MOD?!" We were both saying it wasnt a smp mod and then they go to every mod they want that wasnt a bukkit mod. no, just no Probably to show off his beautiful eyes. Seems he plucks his eyebrows too. I whip my hair back and forth. [-10] ========== [0] =======[ ]=== [+10] Lol, because /r/web_design is the premiere place to karma-whore... The square? You mean the *plaza*? Lols, I post this 2 hours ago and get no upvotes. This one has 53. Pocahontas is not asian What is the thought process when people get tattoo's like this? I'm completely dumbfounded. There should probably be a moment where you ask yourself, "Should I really get this shit permanently inked onto my body?" I don't know, I just peered in and all the *lights* were off... (╯ ）╯$$ I hope she knows you've posted these "submitted by EvilGeorgeLucas" Well, there goes my emergency credit card stash. Thanks! It's in Atomic Web too, I just never noticed it before Thanks! 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Next thing you know, a security guard takes me to the back, gets my mug shot, and tells me I am banned from the mall for 30 days because they don't allow opposite sexes in the bathrooms because of pedophiles. I'm from Nor Cal and the only time I've heard slang like this was from pre-teens. I'm 18 btw. I meant the color and the way the gradient is going That bit where the cyclist got hit. Wow, that was all sorts of uncomfortable My girlfriend was born in '93 Brittany Spears and Animal Collective together. I would think the unexpected sensation of an earthquake would.. intensify your session?? Don't pass out drunk while pooping. In this house, those rules don't apply while pooping. A mi no me enganian, eso es una naranja My grandmother was born in '93 Many more comments on Reddit than Views on Youtube That's why I use them. I know my notes well enough, Its just my first day in my music theory class and this is the one thing I'm having trouble with. I think if I stare at that picture long enough though, this will make sense.....I just need time lol coming from the hardcore scene(real hardcore not this bullshit postmetalcore nonsense) I was like "oh hell yeah taking a date to a show can be dangerous if you get near the pit"...then I was like "oh"... Damn you Victoria 6 karma! After having dodged a recliner that fell out of a truck at 60mph last weekend, I disapprove. Great now I am hungry. That's *Yuffie* that swipes your materia. I think this is the 50th post I have seen about that...  I see this all the time wtf does it mean?? 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Not found ** ** I start every ladder game with a gg in hopes they leave the game. The answer is even worse. I'm afraid I have to agree. I clicked expecting all sorts of info, and instead it was... this. Why would I want to instant message a car? I was thinking the same thing What the... ლ( ლ) check my other posts, i belong here *Can't Stop. Won't Stop.* ** Why has this been upvoted so much when it's been clear it's not OP's picture? Says "moop" and squeezes my boobs. waiting for the third thing we know Get everyone at work pregnant and watch the company fall apart from the inside out. Start with the men. Those categories aren't even mutually exclusive. This bug merits glaring reddit eyes. You have minimum speed limits? \_ಠ_ಠ_ the proper response would be: whaat? I want to hear part two! or else! **70**% Amazing update. Feels much faster and looks beautiful! Also, the " " button is genius. PS- ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ well at least in that area right? you should find out if he was caught or still running around It is at times like then when I remind myself why I ALWAYS keep "ಠ_ಠ" on copy. So here is one for you. /X\ /X\ see this --> <--- Reddit did not make this. ** ** Ya, I don't know what happened. Apparently when you copy paste ಠ_ಠ consecutively, it kind of fucks up. Observe. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Destroying things on September 11th? MINUTES! Wow this article is 2 years old, bet iPhones still use their proprietary white cables. This movie didn't invent the word "pod" & if you think they did... Well but fill it with salt and i waz ... *The implication* Winning at life [-10] ========== [0] =========[ ]= [+10] Failing at life For some reason... The new version immediately started hurting my eyes. Did you change something or am I crazy? Also... Please put the "add a comment" back towards the top of the top of the share button... It's really frustrating to have to look for it. However, I do love this button. It's it's not its. Bold Italic strike sup Link |Quote Code •Bullets 1.Numbers [Promote] Heavy: Cart? What tiny cart? I did not tip over tiny cart. really ACLU? "Told You So"?? They're getting smarter... EDoF cameras on the lot? I just love the addition of this in the latest version: On the other hand, I've seen random rumours that Iker called Xavi/Puyol to apologize, and that he's inviting Barcelona and Real Madrid's players to dinner to mend the relationships between them don't make him turn around ... yes reproduction makes no evolutionary sense... .1983. Obligatory: What do you mean by "only"? An explosion is a rapid expansion of gas. This reminds me of this girl I slept with one time. The whole time she kept telling me how soft her and my skin were, and how she wanted to have soft buttery-skinned babies with me **SHH...I'm still hiding** Yeah, lying totally makes it right. If you're dumb enough to fall in lava, you deserve to loose all your items... America? Australia? Why the hell has anyone downvoted this?? God damn reddit The BF3 beta starts the day my school starts Sarah O Connor Bitches apparently also love men in masks and dark clothes that climb in through their windows. Turning heads, oh yes. Is it because trees need water? Thank God. I was about to shoot myself, as I thought this was another -related picture. Maybe not the worst but definitely weird...around Halloween time last year, I ordered some vampire and werewolf dental caps for the girlfriend and I from whatever random site google shopping had them the cheapest. The company accidently sent another order with ours, or at least I think that's what happened, because we got our teeth in addition to **the scariest ballgag in human history**. I called their customer service line about the error, and they said just to keep it because such things are non returnable. I understand that but I stressed again the fact that I didn't want it. The lady suggested that I maybe try not being a prude about it and just see what happens. Dave, you'll get us into trouble --you'd be better off saying that underage people can stay until 10 pm, as is legal in a foodserving, alcohol-beverage distributing establishment. What. The. Fuck. (╯ )╯︵ ┻━┻ Dog's name is Wanko? no not at all thanks But reposters always lose ** ** Norway's response: This is why we can't have nice things. Uhm no. It's 15 here. Not 12. For $8.20! That doesn't look like Warcraft... my girlfriend just IMed me this link... while reaching for my can of coconut water and eating the last of the potato chips on my plate. i might not have followed those instructions to the letter 4:3 Carpooling. It's sure is fantastic, even a shortcut for WHY IS IT ALWAYS SUNDAY THAT I WANT THOSE DELICIOUS WAFFLE FRIES Wait... Is that a duckface on Luke? oh, i wish my steam wallet would be working but steam is kinda being a bitch. "Kind of ignorant"? I'd say it makes him look more like a fucking asshole with shit for brains. IMHO. Working on phd eh? Couldn't possibly be worth the investment. I used PCPartPicker for compatibility, so I'm not too worried about that (TIL reading the sidebar is actually really freaking helpful ). Right now I'm just getting a consensus on whether I'm getting the best bang for my buck or not! Wait - you had your PDC on a virtual machine? Me Shampoosta. . Seems legit Did ye meen: " I hate incorrect spelling." ? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ "says resigns" Look at where he parked and his team marker...he went A. I am waiting for that guy to say something which in results in this kinda face Guy doesn't "believe in labels", yet identifies as gay, and labels bi-people simply gay. Posted as an image That's all folks Yeah, too much scrolling and clicking for me. The ending of 1408 in which he lives. The movie goes on about how he can't kill the room without killing himself with it, only to have him kill the room and live TIL there s a show called Man VS Food... I have nothing against reposting. But reposting an hour after someone else did... get this. What's wrong with my desk? It took you that long!? that's...that's terrible so many HD's Finally purchasebrothers! I've been waiting for this for so fucking long. It better be good. Am I the only person on Reddit who does *not* like cats? White wine with steak? raising hope is hilarous. So you're telling me Apple has no Jobs? Dude almond milk is the nastiest shit anyway. It took you half a day to install XBMC? Oh great! Reddit's going to start a barrage of cucumber posts now! Had a quick look through your recent comments I'm sad - I was actually going to help you out, maybe even ride my bike up to Wisconsin have a beer with you, but after this I just don't know. I don't see anything wrong with hi-.......................... This was the top trending comment on "CEO of Apple" on Twitter. Not sure if original.... I thought athene played poker for a living. Why is he doing professional gaming interviews? Why don't you have a seat over there. And reddit gets swindled *again*. yes. hrmmm. southern hospitality developed in new york. Nothing much... oh there's a pokemon based on an ice-cream cone!!!! I'm happy that we are about to get Dunkin' Doughnuts but seriously 4 stores in North Huntsville?! Why not spread them out a bit. You've seen a local band cover a song and pay royalties.... SAME! I was like "I HIGHLY fucking doubt someone will put the picture of their newly-found dead daughter on /r/creepy " This really shouldn't be in r/math. Words can not express my discontent with this patch. Oh how the worst possible outcomes are what come to mind first. I just noticed that Flea is showing cleavage back in my day people only needed one birthday So if they're able to withstand that much, let's say, hypothetically speaking, I accidentally consumed said organism from a water source. Will they be able to survive within my stomach, hatch their little ones, and prosper? redditor for 11 days I kid you not, I was drinking recently acquired pineapple Vess this morning and thought it tasted different. Heck, we probably bought it the same place. Now I know why it was wrong. At lest you had AP classes at your school. Winning at life [-10] ========== [0] ========[ ]== [+10] Failing at life Yay Sears!! Sorry, forgot the *waitress* was always right. My only complaint... Well that's one way to go through the world. Musical Freedom my ass. personer likes Haha yea, my mechanic is "AranYourEvan". It confuses people. ノ )ノ彡┻━┻ You should do jolly ranchers instead. I don't even like cats... I'm allergic to cats! Damn! I clicked it! There is only one way to respond to that: PBR I don't know how it is elsewhere, but here in Belgium we have an annoying trend where idiots(especially football fans) start chanting "DUUUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUUUUH DUUUUH" en masse everytime that song comes on. [](/c28 " ") Ipswitch? "COMPOSITION" has NEVER, EVER been equal to "EVERY ITEM/DETAIL IN AN IMAGE." So they're now making fun of reality shows? Oh yeah! **There's no more music videos to make fun of.** ~~No ears;~~ no eyes. why are you bringing this back up... Or don't fly stupid and get blown up hauling. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ You've had your bun for 4 days. You've spent 10 minutes rabbit proofing? Are you kidding me? There's also a nearby. Guess some redditor left his mark on Deus Ex. Straight pipes? _Really_? > That's consensus again. And noone in china took a picture of it... But... Tyler Durden *is* real... That is the main character's name your username is TheifsTheme, yet Nas is not on your list I should have read that before causing my laptop to sound a loud alarm in the middle of class Yea, I checked several zip codes. All "out of free steaks in this location" How about $5 off of a $20 order instead? Hmm. Sounds interesting but I'm not sure waterboarding is in the true spirit of the Rebel Alliance. Trigger not covered? That sounds like a Bad Idea. At first she was like... Then you were like... Why do you have two toolbars that are identical, except the lower one lacks some of the icons on the top one? "iwannamarryjoejonas" Canned oysters. ​ Yesterday I saw a member of the landscaping crew for a supermarket property drink his water bottle while weed whacking, and then toss that bottle into the group of bushes he had just finished whacking. cazadors What's the opposite of ? Honestly, with the prices at the steam sales my wife just gets a pretty firm if she complains about my game spending. Flash intro + mystery meat navigation. i can't fap to this you know god put those bones there in the first place / "Must-see preseason game" (pronounced [ˌɬanvairˌpuɬɡwɪ̈nˌɡɪ̈ɬɡoˌɡɛrəˌχwərnˌdrobuɬˌɬantɪ̈ˌsiljoˌɡoɡoˈɡoːχ] ** ** (pronounced [ˌɬanvairˌpuɬɡwɪ̈nˌɡɪ̈ɬɡoˌɡɛrəˌχwərnˌdrobuɬˌɬantɪ̈ˌsiljoˌɡoɡoˈɡoːχ] should have given you a gorilla Duh Anyone realise that borussia came first in the bundesliga last year?? Fourth pot?? . Either way, not too bad a group. Are you ABSOLUTELY sure its a question of imbalance here? Daughters I was not informed of this who doesnt know legos are better? Jedi should be banned IMO My phone number is an area code off from a neighboring county's Humane Society. I get calls from people all the time, but the most irritating was a family from *New York* (I live in California) who kept calling me and insisting that they had "my" dog, that my number was on the tags, and that I had to come pick it up or it was going to the pound. I've never owned a dog in my life. I love that face hahaha and maybe you come off, in person, as flirty, when you are just trying to be nice :/ What? why the hell would you throw pasta at the wall rather than taste it? go on don't fetter your imagination be my guest Always blocking the fucking sidewalk i'm not ready for that kind of commitment some foreshortening there say it again but with more contempt The point. I have lost it. i have a related suggestion Your desk has a back board and I can still see wires. okay It's a trap! he's right, give her the foreskin to practice on Dude it's magical. That's the final answer. As someone who grew up regularly crossing into Canada and enjoying the fact that our dollar was stronger (as well as saying Loonie and Toonie), when CAD > USD, I shat. Way to go Canada... America: Why would you use black label for this The site really started going downhill after the buyout a few years ago. Slashdot's slowly turned into a steaming pile of web 2.0 turd on top of a user interface designed for the last millenium's limitations. Seriously, it's 2011 and posts are still limited to ASCII. .... She's a Dave Matthew's fan I schwill at some point or another :) Keep your eyes peeled! Like lemons Sliding on top of its balls? i think so too I leave the internet for two hours and this is what happens?! is it now. You don't know how good you have it Can't tell if Boromere of Eddard Stark Until you start biting the cuticles around your nails... Like me. What's with the face? If they were real fans, they would've gotten away with it! Good job, you really told that 12 year old child... I was in a Best Buy, and I saw this college-aged guy pick up a HDMI cable and pay full price for it. I was like . Oh, congratulations, you got the joke. There's still blood in it... Yes, jokingly of course. r/photography has no sense of humor so to r/sex and them too. Just finished a 5.8k miles road trip from NY to San Fran via the South. You beat me. Just. At first I was like . Hot professor on school girl action, then I was like o.0 w/e dude. Why do you keep on trolling me? Yes. Prove your dominance. 21 years old. I'm not allowed to move out. because there is never a single hint of misogyny on reddit Wow, that is SUCH a girl thing to do. You would NEVER see one guy shaving another guy's balls. Gay or straight. because there is never a single hint of misandry on reddit Sarah Palin I'm 19 and I've looked 19 since 15. ...so I put a crown on your crown on your crown, and a pivot on your pivot, so you can suspend while your suspension suspends. Yea, I live in upstate SC, I go to Clemson (Southwest of Greenville, SC), and we do not get Hurricanes coverage and we did not get Thrashers coverage either. We got female college volleyball. according to some news articles i've read, you are not alone. if i purchase ipad's for my company i fully expect to see them with frequent water damage It's a weird sort of "discrepancy" in the books- many of which are debated/discussed here. "Let it go"... Let what go, exactly? I found something in the books that I think could generate some good discussion and speculation.. thus, I want to discuss and speculate. If you don't care about this stuff or don't want to think about/discuss it, that's fine, but just abstain from commenting if that's the case. I am really pissed that you got downvoted all the way to -4 for a well thought out logical post. Shame on you reddit le >One of my biggest fears is that someone breaks into my house while i'm in the middle of taking a massive poop and i'm just stuck there like " .. FUCK" But the pen is mightier than the sword Getting stuck shoulders down in concrete than a bunch of tarantulas come in to eat my face The internet is leaking. $3400 800D build with no water cooling or extra fans? umm, wrong subreddit. 30-year-old child needs daddy's permission. You dented a car and didn't leave your contact information? The infographic shows 50% of females in the kernel developers. Some people just have too much time on their hands to get so worked up about something like that on the internet. And this is coming from someone who just spent almost all day playing Minecraft. time to steal ward kills from supports after they hit it 3 times lmao upvote for you because something ridiculously similar happened to me today with my foreign co-worker.. unless this comic is secretly about my life? .. secusful lol yea It takes some getting used to the whole cheesyness of Korea. I liked when I went to Seoul tower with my Korean BF he offered to do one with me and then said "Yea I have about 5 ex girlfriend locks on here lolㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ".... My FACE: OP runs Goldman Sachs My grandma used to call my penis, my "tinkler". 614 upvotes...? aughhh why are you trolling us? who give a shit about that? you can change the picture with another MPQ file anyways if it distracts you that much I've always wondered why it is that we haven't developed a technology that scans deep, and I mean deep, into the earth to see underground tunnels and caves. Maybe we would see something we aren't meant to see. Wouldn't it be a better idea to house this sort discussion group somewhere...outside of their power? This happened to me once, but instead of my dog attacking the stream he started to drink from it But she was NERFED!!!! "lookin" "gangsta" Your grandma had a name for your penis? I would still try to smoke it first. No one is going to stfu about it especially when most of the candidates for mayor are campaigning on the property tax. Indeed, and others have named the movie several hours earlier It makes the bathwater taste delicious. "hadent" Did you just advise her to cheat on him? Fresh content. LOL Well done. Classic rage. I agree though, cluck would have been acceptable. No, I guess we only had 3 in 2 months hm. My son has always been comfortable with knowing where meat comes from. When he was 4 and I was reading a book about animals to him, he wanted to know which we could eat. And on a field trip to the local nature center in school they were asking for facts about a rabbit on display. My son said, "You can eat rabbits." The guy running the show gave him a . God dammit...this picture made me laugh uncontrollably for a sold minute. I just got about 5 of these: Problem is so many ranges require you to be an NRA member for range membership. Also if you want to get a Garand from the CMP, CMP affiliated clubs often require NRA membership as well. DAE think Jim's PR team is spamming Reddit? me too i have also claimed things i found in your dad's pockets ** ** 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 "hands off" If a joke. Well played. If serious ** ** Wait, how can she increment a variable that wasn't declared or assigned to in the first place? That's going to be an undeclared identifier. It's beginning to sound like Digimon So, you don't actually believe in elves, you just call an extinct species a name that no one else does. Coulda done without the drawing of the guy's shriveled dangling penis. Khaini ftw GSL usually starts at 5am for Americans on the East Coast i thought i was the only one with the babar thing i find myself longer than is normal looking at them yes, i actually have a boner #### "think?" come back when you're ready to fully commit i said the same thing in a different context last night That someone is her, and that's because she's under 18 in that clip I hate when you're sitting there and it's totally fine, and all of a sudden you can just feel it start to flow out, and you know it's one of the clotty bits. . If youre in khaini....how do you know me... You! You sicken me. Selected filmography: Jack's Playground 27 (2005, Digital Playground) 3158x2341 screenshot of an NES game When you watched "out of curiosity" did you realize she probably looks a lot like your mom when shes naked and getting nailed? .....oh god what have you done i see what you did there that is ironically what a "hot pocket" refers to at my house biting my style You want pictures, don't you? at first I was like but then I was like hahaha! you're not my real dad anyway Hurricane hype and constant storm news are ridiculous. They had people out at the beach yesterday... to show that it was not stormy yet. You know, usually these things turn out to be a lot less trouble than the news would have you think. Yes, yes, it is good to be prepared, but COME ON. Really is a shame Half-Life 2 for Dreamcast was canceled right before the release ** ** we talk a lot about the OP's wife doing anal They also say there are no plausible evolutionary ancestors to whales and that there aren't transitional forms for horses. These fucking idiots need to go read a book. Why hasn't OP answered this question? REAL cucumbers... Sounds hot A little effort...thats all I ask... Like I said. Well, that's disturbing. ╭( )╮ Even if I was straight I'm sure I would think this is gross. Sorry if this is your thing but that was just unpleasant No worries. I just told my boss "What else am I going to put up my bumhole" and then gave him one of these I hope I'm not too late That map also shows that Tennesse and North Carolina have apparently merged. North Tennalina? --> ** ** <-- 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Hmm sunblock? Cats always give the perfect well, that's what he said...and he is living in Japan. I'll have to further investigate and lay the smack down as needed ...instead plastering/sanding a wall for paid contractors to paint, instead of doing the job the military paid for involving my clearance... *while deployed* Probably not, but if it were a gated complex where you'd need a card to enter.... This insults me greatly. It's possibly the most disgustingly inbred animal humans have ever created, it lives a life of too many discomforts all because our fucked up sense of aesthetics. They can't even breath properly. Some poor man is going to feel the wrath of that hand one day 6'3 148 ...dear god. Anyways, I'm pretty much with zzzaz: loafers, slim fit chinos, button ups, thrift jackets. My only addition would be don't be afraid to get some colorful plaids/ginghams, or some red/blue chinos. Just make sure you match your colors correctly. Also, I'm assuming that you're going to need a decent amount of tailoring done with your shirts and jackets so keep that in mind if you're really strict about your budget. heh, thanks! So many 'people' not just men ask how we have sex. I usually give them this face: i have the weirdest circumcised boner NSFL... ** ** There's never enough bacon . I especially like eating my bacon with maple syrup :D Good luck charm? When my Grandma called a year ago and asked me how grade 9 is, I was 20. I was talking about the whole, ya know, . or is that fo reelz? ^ There has never been a more appropriate use of than this. Born Free ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ This means you were born in '97. Did you see that fucking pig's face???? Did you see that fucking pig's face???? See also: Wag bags. You make me feel bad for being single It's too bad you can't use sprays in the Valve Official servers Laughing I saw Christmas wrap at Costco today. This went from AWESOME those are serious friends to . AD Sion? Dude, she is 15 I spat out my Hefeweizen Everyone click listen on the Pornhub one. I lol'd ... Girlfriend = Manually? In what way does she mention it. I knew one girl that kept telling me "My boyfriend is okay with me sleeping with other guys" unfortunately she ended it with "As long as they aren't niggers" and laughed... How did you view his deck if you didn't go to Tapped Out? What. The. Fuck. $25 for a shirt that says "Fuck Cancer". Correction: That was a snake. I usually get the craving around 10:04... And the title is the punchline. His other forearm says ' '. Linked to imgur Y'know, until you get about a week into college and you start seeing people take out laundry half way through the cycle and taking the rest of your time or people sifting through the wet stuff of others and taking what they please. > I'm not going to withhold a fraction of a penny in ad revenue. It was a great clip. BOROMIR IS REAL YOU ASSHOLE!!! damn it. 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Life? That seems a littl-"And then he sodomized the mentally retarded 16 year old"... Everywhere else less biased is saying the same thing So you're condoning rape. Girl in my astronomy class a few years ago: "Why the HELL would anyone want to go to Mars? There are like, no malls there." I think a better question is why the fuck did you carry a camera into the bathroom? ahahaha I'm Ulster county, my grandpa lives in Brooklyn and continuously calls us Upstate...it gets really confusing when I talk to people who say they live upstate and I find out they actually do. They always give me this look and politely inform me that I don't know what upstate is. can i be considered European ? even tho im in the middle east? ... i mean europ is full of middle easterns now .. XD my dad did this, he kept it in a piece of tissue just to piss me and my bro off byw showing it us Hes favorite car of the car show was a Range Rover ? oh god Iv got to upgrade to silver now Mmm, a nice, dark German brew... allowing a rapist access to her children. twice. allowing a rapist access to her children. twice. Not go to college a week ago. Can't decide which I want to win DAMNIT I never said it was a political message it was intended to be a whimsical smear campaign to prevent this woman from becoming governor. We felt that creating a meme such as this would tarnish her credibility. I apologize that this is a rather forced attempt at a meme but I still find it hilarious. Thanks for the exposure Reddit! Jews did 9/11 the silver membership is $9.99 Igloos aren't made of ice Dat username quess is not guess. q is not g. Not trying is definitely the way to succeed. this was just on the front page I think the funniest part was when the kid girl was like "It's a unix system, I know this!" and then she proceeded to navigate a 3d model of the park to select which building to lock with the click of a mouse >You wanted to get paid for people downloading a file that you do not own...? A file which you are illegally sharing and hoping to get money from...? My face whenever the "no homo" gig pops up is basically No no no no no. I absolutely refuse to accept this as a fact. no Made this to use with the Zepplin Mod, found out that there is a 1024 block limit Why did I have to scroll down so far to find this? China, who's reproduction policy is basically very similar to the one you're spouting minus douchebag tests, and clearly is not working as intended or very "practical"... I don't think you understand what the word alternative means. And with that, I'll just be glad that at least for now, people like you don't get to make important decisions about this kind of shit, thank the stars. Always? , you guys must have really funny jokes.. to UFC? ಠ_ಠ Your name... I still have one. Did you have a Skitty in your party? I'd say he's in a pretty sticky situation. ಠ__ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ Same here. >Naja... Es ist Samstag Abend und ich sitze vor der Kiste und browse Reddit... I saw that and was like ಠ_ಠಠಠಠಠ A really good friend of mine does my hair, and I know her because someone else messed up my hair a little. I wanted purple streaks in my hair, and the woman I was referred to literally brushed some dye on with her fingers, didn't wash my hair before or anything, then told me to go home and wash my hair in two hours. Needless to say, the dye didn't take and I was charged $80. The woman refused to fix it for free (instead wanting to charge me $70 to get it redone) and another girl who worked there offered to fix it for me for free, plus a cut. She gave me the most incredible color EVER (wish I had a picture, it was fantastic! Rainbow bangs! I'll try to find a photo somewhere, I got it redone a few times) and she became my regular hairstylist and a good friend. (So it was a happy story after all...) We're building a casino. My mom does that. how come streamers never black their stream if they are about to do something beyond any retardation? "fresh" fart?...... I_RAPE_PEOPLE wants a pizza? Robotic enhancements to create superhuman abilities, but he can't run as fast as some Olympian. The ring-cap is 999. Are you suggesting post-college kids can't love trees? Can anyone just grab a female? Yes, make sure you use the flash on your camera when you take pictures of a light show. My favorite teacher is my math teacher, and rather off topic, but why the hell am I being downvoted for being respectful? *mixed* phenethylamines? A'm I the only one that finds this difficult to watch? maybe if you've got Grizzly Adam's face for a crotch i can understand, but a shower everyday is enough to keep me smelling fresh. though sometimes that awful summer swamp-ass is just too much. 6 year old game = childhood classic? I don't eat meat Intentare no ver esto como el surgimiento de un amor incondicional al ejercito y a la acción militar basado en sentimientos nacionalistas tras un ataque terrorista. Denle calma, no gringeen. I... have to say I hadn't noticed that, but now I can't unsee it Before Spoilers start showing up? have you been to r/gaming in, I dunno the last MONTH? anytime ANYTHING even REMOTELY related to the game was found, EVERYONE AND THEIR GRANDMOTHER posted it, for instance, I can spend 30 seconds and find 50 pictures of the Spray Can. But I do feel your pain, sadly i'm between jobs and wont get to play in the foreseeable future, so in this endeavor I wish you the best of luck ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ I think this question was made a reality 16 posts ago. The same way video games encourage people to go on shooting rampages and steal cars? You guys are so nice..... I actually just completed it about an hour ago. I sent the power to the strip. About an hour later I find that little kid running around with the gun . By the way, you can pickpocket the kid. I'm straight and borderline asexual. One of the worst things about Reddit is it reminds me how much I wish I could have a dog. Oh, wait, you're talking about me HELLO Followed by a stern How the..... ought fuck yeahhhhhhhhh [](awwyeah) wtf was that game Duly noted. I shall do one better, and make public notice for a WWOHP /r/harrypotter meetup once cool weather has gained sure footing. Where are his nipples Were you my freshman roommate? There. Are. NO. sequels. No. You can't control my mind. Doesn't actually live anywhere near the east coast. Def worth it. You'll never know Or mom look better. ╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ He said starcraft related injury it looked like his shoulder/back were fucked up wanted to hear a story. Apparently I was mislead. First you use Nutella improperly, then you go and fuck up your peanut butter selection LOL stands for Land 'o Lakes. Thank you First I was : At first i was like, "Blah, some asshole is trolling me on reddit," then I saw who it was and i was like This comment is vaguely familiar. My point exactly, use the fucking subreddit so there are more generalized posts. As soon as I saw Manowar and Book of world records I assumed it involved their abundant use of body oils and animal pelt Speedos. No, I realized I had homework to do. No. There are people who do? / \ Who names these subreddits? 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I've got someone in mind. But I can't remember her name. She plays a mom in something. Gimme a minute. Is that actually you. Cause it's insane to make things like this. Apple is company not a religion. Jobs is just another ill old boss not some Jesus or what. Omg razy people. portal references... i don't think you know how a budget works The Wire is the best TV show I've ever seen and I expect that it will be the best I'll ever see. I've convinced no fewer than 20 people to start watching it in N. Ireland and they've all loved it... with the exception of two people in work who each watched one episode and said that it was crap and that CSI had way better actors. **Motherfucking Shenmue ** That shit will be a poo projectile. WELL WHERE THE HELL IS IT ?! I'm down voting if there's no weed in this picture. Why is the slice ROUNDED? its best not to talk about what you know nothing about... dont look at the side mirrors, if he is behind you (directly) he shoudnt be in your side mirrors, or you have adjusted the side mirrors wrong. The ammo is capsules of the victims family's blood and tears. On hit, the victim falls to the floor and weeps for 5 minutes while he has to live with the thought of the sniper murdering his family, and cries and screams of the families are heard. Not even the children are spared . The ammo is capsules of the victims family's blood and tears. On hit, the victim falls to the floor and weeps for 5 minutes while he has to live with the thought of the sniper murdering his family, and cries and screams of the families are heard. Not even the children are spared . PTP is banned from this thread Wow, these are some horrible puns. Saying nothing when you have nothing worthwhile to say. He did nothing? looks like he was being an asshat to me. Fantastic and manly! Moar please. Yeah but your from Florida... So you're probably morbidly obese. Wut So I suppose that person didn't mean actual twin, just that he looks like Franco. Franco doesn't have a twin. Elementz... 3,795 likes, 2,330 dislikes ... I at the word "war" these days. eggs are circular in minecraft username. Great now we'll have two republican senators from WI. Between straight men... this is a date Crazy how that wind picks up your little brother but doesn't seem to be moving the branches of the tree You sick bastard And I thought we were hitting it off ...Sir! Like Minecraft? The in-development game we're all playing early test releases of? looks like his dad's pretty in general though. from Virginia I've only ever been with my current girlfriend (and she's only been with me) and we've been dating for close to a decade. Personally, I'm glad that we've only been with each other. The idea of her having sex with somebody else does not sit well with me . Yeah, give money to lazy assed fucks who don't work. Great idea. Either this is a poorly disguised troll or you should have made this a self-post. Misleading link is misleading. At first I was like But then I was like I can provide pictures and video evidence of her admitting that it is notable. It was there, but after I posted this, it disappeared... I think they're watching me If only there was a way to explain this to my friend's dad...I'm 20 and she's 17. He won't let her date me because I'm "almost 21", by then which she'll be 18... Quit horsing around. This is serious. ....there are no words to describe this It is. There's a replay site that adds their own name to the chat logs Doesn't sound like a grad-level course to me. Why don't you stop bitching and spend the time getting work. Because all black people in the US are from Africa. you can hide your pornos but you cannot hide your hairy palms... 287 as your highest crit? I remember doing this problem in Java and then seeing how I could have done it in one line in just about any other language posts like this I too need to evolve my seadra. Good pic but not emo enough So you do a full medical history check up on every person you sleep with? Nobody would ever lie about that sort of thing From down here, I can see where it fits in... Can't find a proper description? Sadface. Well, I'll be satisfied with pronouncing as [ˈʈʰʊndəˌsko:ʈʰ] for now =P voat... I can ask you the same question Indeed Just got it this morning. My life hasn't been the same since I'm trying to do that right now. I made a post asking for advice, every response was either "lol non-euclidean" or "great idea keep at it" No one does! The media lied to me ... SHE DELETED IT Granted, obvious troll is obvious, but you are making a fool of yourself by trying to say that the entire internet is wrong about the majority of prominent scientists being atheist or agnostic because you can find conspiracy theories through the same medium. herpderp. Does anyone like queen? How bout that Carl Sagan, huh? This morning in the shower I was washing myself with icesoap singing Aperture Science and I forgot my axe! ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ my grandpa met a civil war veteran. So you just post your offers and leave ? I don't spend all day on TF2 either, but we're not exactly in the same time zone. 3 a.m here right now and I'm going to bed. Stayed up quite a bit later than I wanted to waiting for you. It's obviously not your fault and you couldn't have known, but still :s Thanks for the explanation anyway, I'll remove the downvote. Still man, please don't post offers right before leaving I like how Sapporo is about $2 cheaper in a restaurant in NYC than in Japan. The other day while driving with my parents in San Francisco we saw a car with the license plate "I <3 Iraq" (It was an actual heart though) and my parents freaked out and started bitching about how wrong it is for "people like that" to support terrorists. When I asked what people were in question, they said "Gays". On reddit, no gaming? I was questioning that as well until Will Arnet's credit. I saw Claire Dames and was all like Co-worker: Co-worker: I said harmless. First I was like ok then I was . Way to drop a bomb I am saddened that videos like this have so few views when shitty reaction videos are on the top viewed. Because that was hilarious. What's even more sad is that I stared at it for a little bit trying to figure out what was wrong with it. Fish fetish. ** ** Hey Eleanor, most people who are lactose intolerant just stop drinking milk altogether. And even if you DO get protein from milk, there are literally an infinite - 1 better sources of protein for you. I was driving my mom's friend home from a house party once and she told me to meet lots and lots of women. And to meet only beautiful ones, because ugly girls are angry hahaha. Then she told me to use protection after...it's part of my fantasy (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ my bad, i thought you were the same poster Good job Sherlock WTF I just watched... **DUE SEX ** Including a La Blue Girl sequel Makes me glad I don't live in the US. They'd think I was assembling a murder kit Goats Put that **horrifying** book away, I'm trying to sleep tonight Dammit Jim! I really just sat there for a second waiting for the second rule... Redditor for one day... ಠ_ಠ i look at the pic, read the "butter spread" bit, and 'd ┬──┬ ノ( ノ) They are ponies, not horses #### I'm just spewing we have to wait a few more weeks for the public holiday, I'm really looking forward to a day off with all this shit going on ლ( ლ) Some people can't afford to drop more than 100$, nor do they have the time or access to the limitless knowledge of right and wrong in cycling that you apparently have. Is your answer to them to just not bother with bikes all together? Shit dude, what if it was a beater car? Do you also scoff at people driving crappy cars? Have you forgot to switch accounts? So you're one of those trainers with same pokemon A few weeks ago it took 1 1/2 months for a package to arrive from USA to Australia, Express Mail (USPS) Posting to Australia takes a while it seems. This is on msn. **YOU AGAIN** Would you please lower your voice this is a library "a terran will win at least 4 games" Yeah, I didn't like it. Damsel-sacrificing demons have no place in the Batverse I was really trying to get excited about this game when they said it was going to be a darker FFXIII with improvements in game play... but this looks even worse. I've per-ordered every major FF since 8, but my wallet and brain are starting to feel abused, S-E . I'm barely 2 years older than the target demo, but it's still FUCKING ANNOYING I just read the first page of your comment history. **D:** also, ** ** Seen much better than this. TLO forgot to wear socks to his sandals Planetes is NOT in the top 500 comments? Really? Reddit, I am disappoint. While, I'm not a teen anymore, whenever I'm in the car with mine, I sometimes accelerate briskly to the speed limit, cue cries of 'SLOW DOWN!!!', leaving me to back, now finished acceleration and cruising at 60mph. Never fails to amuse me. Diffy-q Spoilers This is an episode of Veronica Mars. Nice try troll Nice try, pedobear That's why I said **OPINION..** I graduated in 2004 and I'm not 24 . Not sure if held back and wasn't aware or you just graduated early. 30 second add You're using a Gtab to compare to the iPad? Seriously? Me too. Yes. It has combinations of Big Cup + Big Cup, Big Cup + Small Cup, and Small Cup + Small Cup. My mind was blown too! It's a Nissan Sentra... Yes. Yes it was. Oh I see, we're just "the internet" to you. I thought way too much about that. Study every freaking day. I found the poster book and the Netter really useful. I took his class over the summer (6 weeks) but we had lab everyday which really helped reinforce it. Go to class. Study the drawings, clinical points, and hybrid parts(he loves anatomy parts with more than 1 name). Try to get your hands on his slides from previous semester students cuz he doesn't post them anymore due to copyright issues but he still uses those pictures on his exams.... I thought this was going to be some sort of "If you Washington Square Mall like this" post... Her friends blog is now requesting they forward this whole thing to the church to ask them what to do.... Water in your ears when submerging your head in water... Yeah, that's totally weird. Since Sapphire? That's what they all said. Our government would just spend it all on supply drops Hey where's the link The funny thing is that %99 of these screenshots are found within the first area of the game. The spraycan with " " is all over the damn place, you would have to be blind not to see it. Agreed. After playing the game for the last week i am surprised that the stupid " " screens are all that is posted. There are some epic screenshot possibilities in the game and easter eggs that are far cooler that the shit posted. Thought this was gonna be a thread about assassinating Harry Potter... Why the ? I wouldn't want any meth users if I were an employer. r/politics 8=ლ==D~ ( ) ~c=ლ=8 r/atheism ppl in mainland china will send their products to HK to ship because HKpost is more reliable mail system. So now your chances of recieving a legit product is 0.001% No one cares about reddit birthdays. i also broke my right hand "playing rugby" I had an old feller tell me at a bus station that his teeth were rotting out, and that Barrack Obama told him to personally wish me and only me a Merry Christmas. (it was October) the regular kind is okay too the hell you do Thanks for posting a Deus Ex screenshot that hasn't got in it. But profit = evil. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ A question mark... in 1870? You banged a 20 year old? Niiiiccccceeee Or Point Break? No Emma Stone... get out of my way, then Thai? i'll find one You should've called the cops. "Oh, somebody's being assaulted, but my lunch break is up. Fuck it." I have reason to believe there's a strong correlation between the decline in spirograph and the rise in gang activity. Think about it haha i remember this. What's that hole at the tip for the duality is sort of annoying. I've confronted other girls about this before, and they say "but it's ok! he's a guy, guys love this" and it's true a lot of them do, but it's the same the other way, and if we expect guys to not blurt out how great someone's tits are whenever the thought occurs to them, we have to sort of do the same, right? This thread is making girls look bad There is nothing perfect about having twelve fingers. What did the minutes ever do to you? that's why i step to the side briefly while she poops more like a match made in hell ...why DID he only italicize two letters? Yeah i'd totally love to pay for mods. Apart from Western Digital cables, then it goes down and the WD logo goes up. It gets me every time, fuck you Western Digital 1:14 May i ask how you know this yes, tell us Um, you look like a legal-age Angie Verona. In no world is that ugly. But put down the puppy, it looks desperate (and obscures the curve of your chest ). Only if you want oral sex after. Jesus says: So using violence against the Nazis and their allies wasn't resistance? Why don't you take a dump of my great-grandfathers grave while you're at it. I had a roommate that would wear a 3 piece suit to his classes. So using a strawman is a good rhetorical technique now? Why don't you take a dump of my sanity while you're at it. Lol I saw $25,342.00, went like , then saw HKD and went like :D Virginity **SHHHH** ** ** I see what you did there Because everyone who goes to SDSU is from SoCal. oh.. OH *** *** I'm with you. "Oh, another NSFW this should be go..." blasphemy chocolate > all ಠ_ಠ just , this is something men never speak of in public. May a shroud of shame and self loathing encircle you as punishment from the god of proper erectile function. A screenshot? Whoa. Sorry. I wrote it on iOS and it "corrected" me. right there Upvote because I, too, am resourceful, and I too, love pizza. ME GUSTA days on this response... I do things on weekends, i only reddit at work hahaaha. Nothing about being a heterosexual male excuses making a joke about being ok with rape of any kind. FTFY i loled at my office...i got many Yes, I know so little about Greek life. I only lived in a sorority house for a few years...you know, the sorority I belonged to? "black gentleman".... Clearly you do not haven the same sense of humor as my 4 year old. Why is there a Compact Disc depicted in the '50s Thanks for the link. I have no idea why the *fuck* they'll set restrictions on watching new clips... I could have sworn I saw a TV show where someone actually recreated this fairly easily (for a trained marksman). (edit: might have been *Bones* derp) After a quick visit to GayBlackDudes.com (for investigation purposes of course ), I discovered that he was indeed seeking attention. After clicking on the link to enter the site, it redirects to gayeducation.com, which has a different title tag. i lost my original when i moved... I know how you feel, even had a couple kirby games, all lost! The fuck is Einhorn? Idiot. She was like 300 lbs. I can't help but fear that I'd have been sucked up inside her somehow. Like, maybe that's why she's fat. She sucked up people into her demon vagina...like Bilquis. D: You are a paid propagandist for the Chinese government. Please troll your own people, none else is listening. why the face WTF is it with all these troll posts lately?! Unit testing Seems to me like the unable to connect error is the like universal bs error for anything amd everything. For 2 days i got this error on my sons computer trying to install portal 2 just after it installed perfectly fine on my comouter. then on a whim I log off his account, in as me, and it installs perfect on the first try. this was after hours of searching google / uninstalling / reinstalling etc. After installing and logging back in as him he could play it. Makes zero sense! and it had nothing to do with busy servers. At first I thought the was because they were using a freakin' PALM device to ask questions... Then I was like "Oh they're asking if you've taken meth..." I can tell by the pixels, shooped This means that somewhere in the world, someone has a waffle iron with a VW logo in it, whether rigged like that or sold that way. don't think it will be that much of a problem having killed 1,028 lbs of meat and only being able to carry 1 lb of it back to the wagon I am a teacher, FappyGilmore83 Awesome, I was in it 2008-2009! Which floor were you on? I had room 1234, it was pretty badass (despite someone breaking into our room through the window and stealing some shit while we were passed out drunk ). I see what you did there I never put my hand directly in the Recruitment department but I was Vice President overall for a semester. I know the type you're talking about. We had several guys we turned down during the bidding process like that, and one guy who accepted his bid but quit pledgeship before initiation. I don't understand some people. I lost my shame, two fingers and a set of rare stamps in a grog fight in Havana Props for the effort. Who the hell would do this I still can't pronounce half the names of the characters in Tatsunoko v. Capcom, but it's one of my favorite games. I guess they have more important things to do than port Xenoblade like MAKE THE WII U Just got done smoking resin...then I seen this. How old are you even? Anyone else do a double take at the thumbnail??? så. mycket. frukt. Why are there pixels of different sizes? Hey, I went to high school with her as well! What a small world. Questions about madsmaru anyone? Go mustangs...sorta. P.S., I hope you had explicit instructions from her to share picture(s) of her online. Otherwise: . Agreed. Don't make ents look bad. Hurts my All you did was read the flyer That was a quote. Yeah, I intentionally left them out of the long list of Louisiana colleges I keep in my head... The Coke store on the Vegas strip had a couple of these, but they were behind counters with signs that said that they weren't for customer use. WTF is the point of having them then? YOU'RE TEARING THIS TOWEL FAMILY APART Seems legit. I'm six years younger I had a Government class in college and one of our first lectors was about the different types of government. The teacher showed video clips to help describe the differences. For Anarchy he showed a clip from a movie that takes place in Africa. A gang rolls into town with AKs and shoots someone and steals all the food. The teacher shut it off and proceeded to explain that in Anarchy everything is run by tyrants(Actual Words). My friend and I were both like WTF. "We don't have diet Dr. Pepper." Why don't you just delete this post, and then repost it in the proper subreddit? I like how it's not even his wife or even someone related to him. It's his "Girlfriend's" business. Did they crate bash Bravo with that tank? I see what you mean!! No Australian Flag?! This really should be revised and rectified. Australia must have more of an international standing than NZ. My name is "texascutie" for a reason... No, dude, motherfucker faked us out. I thought it would be another spider (they don't bother me), but now I need to clear his damn gay porn outta my cache. What the fuck man, NSFW. I stopped reading Gizmodo after the iPhone 4 tomfoolery. He may have been cleared of anything criminal, but the Giz editor did act like a dick with regards to the poor schmuck who 'lost' his iPhone. So wait... If you agree with this you're a butthurt complaining about playing worse than a girl? But if you don't agree you're in love with her 'cause she's a girl gamer and can't take a joke? i have no secrets Premise: Pirates with huge [REDACTED]s fight for freedom in a world they never made... let's not overthink this whatever you need to think is fine by me I love this idea. I recently attended a funeral for a good friend's father and the second half of the ceremony really put me off. This first half was pure gold, his favorite rock music playing, stories from his life that were funny and charming, and remembering who he was. Very beautiful. Then came a preacher saying, in almost these words "those stories were great, but let's face it, in about 50-100 years, nobody will remember those stories, and nobody will remember yours, either. That's why we need to focus on his life AFTER death, in heaven" it seemed INCREDIBLY inappropriate. Not only that but it made me silently chuckle when in one sentence he said "none of us, not one of us knows what lies for us after death" and then about 4 sentences later saying "I'm positive that he is in heaven, comfortable and full of joy, saying he can't wait for us to join him!" So, nobody knows what it's like, but you're certain it's comfortable and joyous? jesus, dude, what the hell i'm a big fan now the other fingers... slowly... 133, this thread is making that subreddit bigger ...how do you accidentally ? She has weird ankles Does anyone know the name of the girl holding up the sign in the background You're doing it wrong. I'm suppose to do the ' ' now after your comment. What kind of arm sword uses batteries And you should be. 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Looks legit.. >We were 22 at the time. >I feel like Im the only one who actually likes this guy and thinks he is funny. > Then keep off my farm tiny hands can be great do not remove the dipthong from boys "from person to person" > We were 22 at the time. i have plans for it we need a pic of "Stacy's Mom" to verify authenticity... let your imagination run wild No good, dirty, cookie analogy stealer i can get behind that In a garage sale!!! Don't even talk about Canada... You think that's bad, try owning a Mustang. Any import (or Dodge Neon) with a coffee can for a muffler gets all at stoplights. well, it wasn't exactly a fight ¯\( )/¯ >We were 22 at the time. Well you should know Americanized Chinese food is no Chinese food (born in HK here). In college my roommate put ketchup on his plain white rice. I was like and had to suppress my gag reflex. i like the cut of your jib ...for reddit.com. I know that kid A water balloon sent you into that rage? .... well, what was in the bag?!? Agreed. I was asking myself earlier how in the hell all of these people read this article after vowing never to visit the site again? The church across the street from me gives out those coupons every other Sunday. You wouldn't believe the amount of people who show up in new $40-$50k+ SUVs to pick up their free grocery coupons. Those are a mix of shells and serpent/brittle sea star babies. I don't know what the one is on the middle finger, second from the tip. The sea stars are so tiny and fragile, they're nothing to be afraid of. In fact, get them back in the water I did. That is why I posted what I posted... wait wait wait... is OrangeMILKIES and KellyMILKIES relatives? Im fucking retarded for not seeing this until now. So, for black people to *start* carrying guns openly. *ಠ_ಠ*^**ಠ_ಠ**^ **ಠ_ಠ**^ಠ_ಠ^* * My mother still does it and shes almost always wrong by half an hour When I do that all they ever ask is how I got the face in there ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ Yeah, Europeans can text to some kind of overpriced BS service, and get RP for it 243 RP for 3 euros and 1343 RP for 15 Euro Thumbs up are awesome. To tell the truth, I was expecting a lot more of this: your TL;DR doesn't help me japan is quite fond of mayonnaise on pizza, among... other things... Thelurkingfapper - Woah what? Are you high? I'm beginning to wonder if it's you being the troll Same thing at my work well, as you know, I was being sarcastic, but that is just equally bad. Whoever decided that playing fields were an appropriate form of layman's measurement needs to be brutally stoned to death. jesus, I cringe everytime I hear something like "well, tom, that plane IS gigantic. I mean that's four football fields laid end to end" you fuckin asshole... why the fuck would I visualize that and how does that help me? Forever a foe.... （╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ also by not passing a background check That's not how it works Want a strange syringe gun to go with it? I have 2 of them Thanks for the math lesson... I forgot it was reddit apart What if you put a wall mount on a wall mount and a wall mount on that inner wall mount and so forth I thought everyone agreed never to speak of that match ever again Most episodes of confidential do that, but the ones where the writers get interviewed are often the best. Still, I'd rather watch a behind the scenes of TWD than a circlejerk talkshow. DC continuity.... [-10] ========== [0] ========[ ]== [+10] In the vein of negative save behavior, those games where they always ask you which slot to save in EVERY SINGLE TIME. Ironically it's always Nintendo consoles and portables where most of the intended audience doesn't care about which slot and sometimes just wants a quick play every so often. > We were 22 at the time. The grammar of redditers just astounds me. Angry Boys funny? I don't think im crazy or anything. People consider me a friendly guy, maybe too friendly, haha I've heard a bunch of headphones in the price range of the Denon's and for the money none were particularly impressive; you could spend almost half as much on Koss cans and get equivalent sound quality. Don't even get me started on Sony headphones either. But I don't think I've ever tried the exact model you have, so if you guys say you like it, that's cool—enjoy. Kath & Kim How long until it's over? I just dc'd for the first time in a long time. My internet it working fine, but I can't reconnect. Destroy spammers with the of 1000 suns! So, reading your narrative carefully you're saying your principal is both a man and a woman? You looked at him...and then she said...? I am dissapoint one would think that IT would know what ports are... " I'm gonna' eat that bird. . ." I still love my kid's name, but should have thought about the initials. I have a cousin whose initials are ASS, my kid's are BAM, but without the middle initial it's just BM. Yeah, that is obviously the sentiment of the picture. You are my hero! You have no idea the ends of the internet I scoured searching for this song. It's been in my head for days! I am totally giving myself one of these right now for thinking it was "moo chabby cha cha". I suppose mucha muchacha makes more sense :) hmmm My heart, it aches. Like a hungry piglet, I yearn for BioWare's beta-invite-filled teat Garen with 3 IEs Haha yeah. That's the only down side about driving in this. I swear ever freaking time a "muscle" car (the generic mustang with a loud exhaust) passes me, they HAVE to rev their engine. We could slowing down to a stop in traffic going no where any time soon, and it will happen. Never fails.. Human Communication *Looks at tabs*: My OKCupid Affair...? Someone 90'd my 80's i interned with him a few summers back My first thought... how do we create 7 million jobs? O.o I don't think I will be having kids. WE NEED MORE CONTRACEPTION DAMMIT or war I would stick a Snickers up my... ... pooper. I read this comment about 10 minutes ago and it's still going wow...dat ass. My dad did as well Hello...*New*man hiltermoustache Going on a diet Your title made me "Sausage nips" sounds like a type of doggy treat. Thanks for the orangered reminding me how fucking horrible this scene was ruined. God I'm so glad my college doesn't have a greek system "via hitlermoustache" Why is *this* the downvoted one? just hope they're smart enough to use a throwaway for r/gonewild My mom *and* dad did as well And an apparent jerk sidewalk blocker too.... . Love it! You had to look up Jon Finkel? Nay, make her watch. It's a shame, I'm an Old Boy now but it's just an automatic reaction When I try to change my location to where I'm actually at, it's 11:00 here now, one hour before noon. And the program claims the sun will set in 16 minutes Think that's bad. We had a policeman come to talk to us about "Stranger Danger" and then stage a mock kidnapping where we got tricked into getting into a creepy woman's van... Going online via my college dialup network in '95...not knowing a thing about it, I started some lynx-based chat application and connected to some random geek from the campus library. His first words to me: "stop typing in caps, it's considered shouting and is rude." That's really harsh on your part ... Philistines - there is no mention of "Ah good the sea" to be found! I was about to post "obvious troll is obvious" until I learned it was from Tumblr. For a few seconds I thought that this cat has 5 legs. The second comment in this thread with over 50 upvotes is a fucking *username joke*? *That* tiny bit of hair poking out? That is very groomed already. Not everyone likes it bald. Posting so I can view this when I get home. You better not be lying... A response to ignorance with more ignorance? > Sorry to be derpy. But are you shouting at me? Or just saying at that guy? o-o "NSFW" tag would of been helpful . Although I've tasted the forbidden fruit, I want MOAR. True story Holy snot. I love any public library, but you just got me really jealous of yours. All of the programs at ours are geared toward children, so it's nice to see other places that encompass a lot more. However, I just looked at our calendar and see that the library is hosting a free movie matinee of "Justin Bieber: Never Say Never" Not sure if serious... Those folks escalate their cases to me, where I work. I know who you are. I'm sure you've seen me around as well. You lived in Laurel last year, no? "Keto flu" and carb hypersensitivity (where people claim near-death experiences from a spoonful of sugar ) are not necessarily going to happen to you. Neither affect me. I didn't feel a thing besides thirst slipping into keto the first time, and "cheat days" feel no different from a regular day. Why do you always try to direct people away from reddit? Nah, I rather be surprised! Because you die after intercourse. I type **touche** into google and copy the correct **Touché** for the paste. same with the look of disapproval . Google is my dictionary. I had a roommate one time who asked if he could have some of my food for dinner. I said, sure, I've got Ramen Noodles and Tomato Soup, take your pic. So, he grabs a pack of Ramen and a can of soup (!), looks at them for a minute, and then asks, "So...how do I cook this?" I reply, "The directions are on the package. " It's a sphere :(. Never saw that post. She always nervously laughed it off and said things like "I don't know who tells you these things.. " Or "Your father is the one you should be asking..." My mother was a sly fox. Very funny when I look back on it. I think a better question is why are you taking your children to eat at McDonald's. they also have a 'bad' son who is the one always on reddit... Spouse's reaction: I'm on to you. I see you there... scale salesman. Or terran You do, however, know how to deal with the Look of Disapproval! Does that mean you're a hipster? I would post a screenshot but I can't actually get into to the game yet No, that doesn't comfirm it. Mojang just had to think of a rare item that endermen could drop at pax because they couldn't make a new item fast enough. My brother says it like that, it pisses me off every time... and I haven't even played the game Dirigible. ೃ I have a feeling that this is one those "all build up, no conclusion" stories. Those piss me off. I had one, started it when I started sober home monitoring to see the difference of my sober and drunk gaming. My KD went from .93 drunk to 2.38 sober. Granted it was mostly SnD and I had 19 days palyed on a drunk account compared to 3 days on a sober account, plus no new map learning curve. Come to think of it, that was a pretty useless comparison But still not old enough, or experienced enough, to see anything disturbing about the name "rapies." Frans Bauer? You just equated a video game to mass starvation. Fucking Alan Zemaitis in the link to the tv series of XIII Stephen Dorff plays Ross Tanner. i was making a reference to the fact that He also play Frost in the Movie Adaption of Blade. In which Wesley Snipes has a scene where he slowly screams Frost. ... (having to explain a complex but easy reference) It helps keep the sweat out of our eyes. Also, we use them, like the rest of our face, to communicate non-verbally as so: Sounds fake. Even if it's not, I teach my daughter to not talk to strangers rather than inviting them to the park with her. Oh no you didn't They were pretty cheesy about it, but definitely seemed genuine. From what I remember, they had known each other since elementary school and did the whole little-kid-love thing (not like the Catholic Church ), but never dated each other and the guy went off to college, then the Army, and then got married and divorced. Sounds fake. Even if it's not, I teach my daughter to not talk to strangers rather than inviting them to the park with her. You've got a name like that and you haven't checked for r/grunge yet? You didn't make a Nazi reference- you have failed to live up to your username Been there. There's nothing else in Pittsfield. Nothing. Everything closes at like 8 or 9 p.m. That's your only issue with this Android, I'm looking at you. At first I was all like Emmyrose716 has also posted in the Syracuse, NY forum looking for an apartment, telling people she was moving there... When I go to bed, I rotate 180 degrees to the left. If I turn to the right, I'm up all night Not sure if serious... and that's the easy part. Isn't it more lazy to warp in at the proxy? I believe you're using the wrong penguin in this situation. Honestly? Who downvotes a downvote comment? Mines Josha... So it's just my first name with an A. My cat's name is boo... Exactly! sigh Great. Now I'm terrified to live in my own state. I want to do this. Support the little guy. I've been with AT&amp;amp;T since about '06 (maybe longer) and their service isn't bad over here in San Diego. It's actually better than Verizon. I would applaud them at times but I'm tiring of their bullshit. While they haven't wronged me TOO much (but they have!) I have stuck with them through my last upgrade only because of the grandfathered Internet plan. Since this is getting a bit long, I might as well give an example of one of their mishaps. After my iPhone 3GS gave up and something fried inside around early April, I wanted to wait out for WWDC before making the decision whether to jump the gun and go to WP7 or the next iteration of the iPhone. Well for the time being I managed using an old feature phone which broke and I used a friend's LG Shine. That shine drowned in a foot-tall bay after going kayaking and May was rolling around. I bought a Focus on May 8th iirc which would give me a chance to return the phone (minus the restocking fee) within 30 days (CA gives 30 days vs 14 of other states). That would be just enough time to see Apple's WWDC and allow me to return it. Since there was no iPhone 5 in sight, I said I would return the phone and use another temporary one until fall came around and a fresh lineup of better WP phones came out (whoa WP phone redundant Lol). So fast forward to July 8th when I was to return the phone and I, at one of the corporate stores, if you will (not independent dealers), and the guy I talked to when I walked in said it was cool and I could cancel it and get another one the same. He asked the manager just to make sure, manager said it was possible, began the process. Douche from the day before I bought the phone comes and says they cant take back a phone and reissue the same one. (I wanted to keep the messages that were on it so I was going to return the phone, and buy it again albeit without a contract so i wanted to pay full price). His reasoning was that they can't sell a phone that's been returned without it being repackaged and the serial number put into the system as a refurbished phone. Before that he was asking why I wanted out of the contract. I explained and he tried talking me into just keeping it. He was being gay but I opted for not canceling it since they wouldn't let me just pay the difference to buy it as no-contract. It pissed me off. So now I can't upgrade at discount pricing and will have to use one of my parents' lines if I wish to do so before 2013. But they had not yet even engaged in talks. It would be equivalent to committing suicide before a test... Is it standard for a marine to waiver when the whole unit is depending on you? I think not. Maybe he lied about his proficiency on his resume. I showed this link to my teenage daughter (16) and then proceeded to explain the joke. 'Dad I know' was her answer. Why is there a Minecraft moon in this video? My first week working in Tokyo, I had just turned 20. I revealed this to my Japanese boss at a work function at the office, and, drunkenly, he said 'WOW! The only time I could ever talk to a girl your age is at a hostess club!' ┬──┬ ノ( ノ) i work very hard for my things. (┛ )┛彡┻━┻ (┛ )┛彡 ǝʎǝןoʞ 533 ノ( ゜-゜ノ) Take off the numbers.... (┛ )┛彡 ɥɔuıɥɔ Out with you! Lol, yeah. Having a life threatening disease that could have been avoided by making a simple changes in life is exactly like trying to find a job during a recession after having spent money improving your mind. EXACTLY. (┛ )┛彡┻━┻ I do this face: , and nothing more because people on the bus ARE FUCKING CRAZY, didn't you see that shit where a girl had a guy shoot up a bus with an AK-47 for bitching her out I post stuff from reddit on facebook, but usually not frontpage and I'm generally not a lurker. Lemme guess (┛ )┛彡┻━┻ That girl responding to the questions is very feminist sounding... ggGGGgggg ggg gg ノ )ノ彡┻┻ gg First you got her pregnant, then you used her for your karmas seriously. i hated doing it. Just realized how perverted r/RomeSweetRome sounds Wait, so being superficial and not wanting to date someone because they play Magic (I'm sure the choice of Jeffrey Dahmer play had no bearing....) is bad but being superficial and wanting to date someone because they are hot is good? That is not a paperclip I have 300+ hours and no hats have dropped for me yet. your username tell me this is a trap Sounds like you did it way wrong. I brush me teeth, gums & tongue every morning, but the alcohol in your blood/lungs is where the alcohol breath comes from. It can also come from your pores when you sweat... Me no gusta Some people are yeah, me too. I literally felt water on my arm when watching this. No. Isn't he the captain as well? Well, I have the feeling, that most tweets are advertisements anyway. So, the only difference will be, that I can't decide, whose ads I really want to know about. Whoa! That guys arm just..fell..off... ** ** She's the anti teemo. Yeah, I think the lesson here is; if you post something that involves text, make it FUCKING LEGIBLE. The author was a mother. Big boobs. But teeth as if she eats rocks. ** ** You used "le" *four* times... Tell me about it.. I was eating pizza! I always get this error, when trying to sort top-topics by time. "could of" Yeah but when I check online they never have 'em. When I looked the closest one was in New York.. about an 1 hour away.. [](/c06 " ") Thats pretty messed up cmd+f ' ': Not found. Son, I am disappoint. Apple: Not sure if this should be in r/athiesm or r/circlejerk... I'm very cautious when waking my husband up, because the first time I did, he gave me a karate chop in the middle of the face. He still denies it and chuckles when I mention it So you needed makeup to look "real"? What gets me are the people who hate on processed food (veggie or non), then proceed to expound upon me the virtues of tofu. That's because you're acting fuckin silly!! A couple friends and I each picked up a fat pack. I watched them all pull planeswalkers and some other mythics while I proceeded to pull 4 scrambleverses. You stay out of my room! I chained him to my bed fair and square. Because sexual assault isn't mistreatment. Same, but I was younger and foolish. I spent the night (and the day) on digg get it? Nihilism.....NOTHINGNESS....so they blank the page, blocking the subreddit entirely 8========D~~~~~ Hyperbole? Inflation (or QE) != Criminal as suggested here... I believe that if US citizens had paid taxes over the last 30 years or so, and spent that revenue on maintaining infrastructure etc instead of playing world policy, you would not be between a rock and a hard place like you are now. I cannot understand why the federal government always gets they blame when things aren't going well despite the fact that it is you that elected them? "By training Fenix heavily and consistently entering him into foreign tournaments we will make the IM brand more well known. We will operate a foreign expeditionary squad consisting of **NesTea**-Mvp-LosirA-Fenix." ** ** yeah yeah i get it, im a hypocrite for telling you my opinion about how your opinion is bad. but you know what? its ok because my opinion is better. （╯ ）╯︵ uıʇɯnsuɹɐǝlıʎɐpʎɹǝʌǝ You know what *is* consistent, if a woman feels that the attention is unwarranted then it's surely indicative of a societal problem or misogyny .... Super Monkey Ball is amazing and you will respect its glorious banana future I hate to point it out, but you can't rape the willing. It was a different culture and different actions were seen as acceptable. I have my doubts as to whether or not vegetarianism will ever become the dominant diet, especially with the selfishness and exclusion that money and power affords those that have it. Wasted a good bottle of absinthe I don't know what makes me rage more, the fact you posted what I said, or the fact everyone gave you 600 upvotes for it You edited this as if you are 15... If you don't like condescending Flemish people I'd advise you to **never** go to the website of the standaard and read some of the comments there. They make me quite regularly. I do have a guilty giggle from time to time though... NO the world needs more NATURAL redheads im tired of these gad damn blondes with their god damn dyes YOUR IQ DOESNT CHANGE HOE lol jk but seriously stop it You mean... ** ** ? Pink beans are better ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Or bust you ass to meet impossible deadlines... And they pay 60 days after invoice Is that duct tape on the screen itself? Wouldn't this technically apply to pedophiles as well though? What did they expect when they bought a house in a college neighborhood? You're always gotta have one goddamn chav to ruin Muse for you. I had a whole gang of them next to me, and i wanted nothing more than to punch them in their whore mouths. I think that area would be perfect for you, given your writing expertise cool... but next time, try to actually paint something, and not just take the smudge tool to an existing image This...is not a helpful comment, nor is this comment i am replying to One of my friends had a house party a long while back (when I was living with my parents still). Anyways, after a long night of drinking, I walked home and went to bed. The next morning I wake up, walk out into the living room and my father has this look on his face . After I asked him if everything is ok, he replied, "do you remember anything from last night"? I replied, "not anything in particular.. good party though". He then proceeds to tell me that he woke up to go to the bathroom but bumped into me standing up, leaning against the hallway wall, my pants down and my wang in hand. He said, "I asked you, Alex, what are you doing? And you replied, TAKING A PISS DAD, what the fuck does it look like I'm doing?" I guess I was sleep walking and thought I was in the bathroom... about to pee in the hallway though. My dad said he had to push me into the bath room to make sure I didn't pee all over the floor. I still don't remember a thing. Damn, I used to fish here. Apparently it's working. That's for *you*, upvoters. Did you read the actual peer reviewed article or just the snippet from that online news paper with questionable grammar? Except she doesn't have a Facebook. Not even the decency to have a MySpace or Google+ Seriously. Where the fuck is my update! I don't know what company doesn't use job titles to signify your position in the company. That is the definition of a job title. RANDOM LOL CHAMP THAT DOESN'T REMOTELY RESEMBLE THE PICTURE! Sounds like someone trained that hose. ** ** My mom is a photographer, and she always says "pitcher" when referring to her pictures. Used Microsoft Print Migrator 3.1 to move printers from an ailing server running W2K to a newer server running W2K3. Used ChangePrintSRV.exe to change users PCs from the old to new server. Only a few printers would not print after the move. Naturally, they were the more important printers in the building. I temporarily routed those users to their printers using TCP/IP ports while troubleshooting. After countless reinstall attempts...I found a KB article that hinted to this checkbox. Unchecked it and those printers work now. I'm at work. All I can say after reading this article is: The problem is all the time you need to invest in order to actually intervene or prevent something. You can't just go around beating up groups of people who look like they might start trouble. Right? ....still waiting for the drop. Cool story, I was soldier ...You seriously spell your name Brittneigh? but you know how it's hard to pull out a block for a protoss?!?!?!!? What kind of weather were you having? Look how many upvotes I have! You shutup and take your nomination! I wish I can go up to a person like this and ask them in a civilized manner what exactly goes through their mind when they park like this. Whether they just don't think about it... anger... feeling entitled to doing this... I really don't know.. but I'm curious. I can see the mongoloids shopping for their house now, 'you know what neighborhood looked nice and quiet? That one with all the frat houses!' I'm there with ya. I'm writing an essay for my application to an MAT program, and want to learn more about the strength/weaknesses of our educational system. I was surprised to see the number of negative comments posted in response to a video on /r/teaching Awesome! Awesome! Awesome! Wait! ... still only 2 music discs? Looks like someone is taking a cue from Austin, . This. There's been many a time where I've read a really good, well-written story that has about 20-30 upvotes, then saw one of those rehashed stories have over a hundred. And to add on to that, they can't swim "inspection" '( )' ] I commented ** ** You have to sign into facebook to vote. Different towel behind you in the second one... . "Remember when I said I'd kill you last?? I lied " My beard has always come in fully. Always. Duuuuuude, you got a hug. You should be all ಥ‿ಥ not . Luckily my cat's a male . . . but I'm not I'm 18 and I can grow a proper beard. I'm quite a hairy fellow **ಠ_ಠ**^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ So, I was browsing /r/apple....wait. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ** ^Tecate? ** Well, you could draw it like this: Meanwhile on reddit some douchebag gets Karma for hating on Google+! You don't legally have to carry an ID on you unless you are driving. In college my classmates were making fun of an English girl because she didn't know Black Tuesday was (which is not reason to scoff, but her guess was Martin Luther King Day...). To make her feel better I said, "Don't worry about it. When my mom was growing up, she thought New York was the capital of the States." My friend said, "...It's not?" ** ** such a sensationalist title... your username when you were a kid? I'm 27 and that still happens to me on a daily basis.... spel chech os nevar ryght I EXPECT ALL 142 REDDITORS (as of sept 1st 6pm) TO SHOW UP! THIS MEETING IS MANDATORY! Why do you assume they are methhouses? Reddit, I have to admit I'm a little disappointed ( ) the top comment wasn't: It was alright but honestly quite boring. Also you should probably think about taking a third sometime before the 30 minute mark And then they run for ammo/health while I'm trying to Jarate-Bushwacka the silly bugger. this has never happened to me Child porn at Borders? Who is holding the note dude! (┛ )┛彡┻━┻ is it racist that i knew before watching it that it was going to be a bunch of black people? (┛ )┛彡┻━┻ What the fuck? I second this. Stabbing sounds are often loud and need to be muffled by a pillow. At first I thought the professor had 1,102 classes. Are u running tf2 on the lowest graphic setting and what shameless promoter one of their mods is... Well, if there were any they will be sure to leave now *Addictive* I never see these until right after they happen Wow, I thought he was exaggerating but she actually didn't move the camera at all Meanwhile... You are using the website Came here because of this. Was it seriously necessary to shop out your dog's name? Tell me the cute thing's name goddamn you. Looks at username... fuck tables, flip everything. ┬──┬ﾉ( ﾉ) Anarchist... inadvertently? You do realize that this is a list of the *best drivers* and LA got 182 and we were up at 140. So no, LA is rated as more dangerous. FUCK YOU seriously nobody click on that fucking link One of my best friends told me how they were talking to one of our guy friends who said "You know who has the perfect boobs? thewhiteduck. Sometimes I catch myself staring at them". She then told me they had a conversation about them. Yeah sex with your partner whom is having your baby, gross.... not sure if still christian "Taken for granite^granite^granite"... Yeah, me too... So basically what your saying is there is no evidence so we should not try to find evidence. > ad **who** carlton is black? I am of course speaking of the Supreme Commander of the Asgard Fleet. Link? so much bare skin... so much poop water... Hermione Beezlebottom He eats pieces of shit for breakfast? wikipedia: Raspberry ketone, ... one of the most expensive natural flavor components ... $20,000 per kg. Are you kitten me right meow? Its dangerous out there... here, take one of these: Not so gentle: notice how both of the pigeons' ears are missing . > Toyota he is a summerfag, he has most likely been waiting his first chance to use no matter how flimsy. He's not denying it. I feel your pain. Regarding carts at walmart, at every other store I usually go to, people seem to do a pretty good job of putting the cart back in the collection areas. Yeah, the pushers still have to go out in the heat, but collection is so much simpler. But I don't think the *people of Walmart* know/care they exist. They just dump them next to their car. Everyone else be damned. Thanks! You weren't the only one! Lol never fidget an answer. ... yes... RIGHT HANDED?! $600 dubmonks as casual, everyday wear? what is this sorcery? and i will! ( ) You can give him another from me. Libraries are a very valuable resource for the community (have you ever lived in a place with a crappy library?) and it sucks that he's doing his part to destroy that. Yeah, they even have fucking popups Not cool. What about that statement; deserves a . You should add a reddit button next to twitter and facebook. You look familiar It looks like everyone else got the pedantry covered for me, so I won't go into the parts of this that make me TIL ... Tons of people Come on! Seriously! Some dude was holding up an iPad at 02:00 to take a pic V.P. can't print, so I ask her to restart the printer, then the computer. Still no workie. I go to start a remote access session, she's got no network connection. I go to her building and find the USB cable from the printer plugged into the ethernet port. I... It... It almost makes sense. "**First** Annual.." Read thought all of the comments, no link to the actual commercial. Did *you* really see this in NY, or did you happen across it on the internets. *on to* Belongs to: ┬──┬ ノ( ノ) My eye started twitching as I read that... On page 14 they quote the entire chorus of a Black eyed peas song. adverbs, lol! I stick by my statement. If I were to say, "you're comically, humorously dim-witted" doesn't that seem a tad redundant? Have I really brought home the idea your wits are so dim that it's comedic? Or, did I just make myself look like an idiot? Someone tore down the one outside the tsu We vowed to never speak of this again. Is this where the whole "turn 360 degrees and walk away" meme came from? Worse yet, she stole all his builds and claimed them as her own. To the pitchforks! Redditor for 3 days. 'most'? *Exactly what a psychopath would say*. I posed this same question on my Facebook profile and somebody posted the same thing. I shall give you the same response: I have been learned. Go into the NPC village. This reminds me of when I used to hang out with a deaf guy at a club I used to go to. As soon as I got tipsy, I would inevitably try to whisper in his ear. I upvoted you, happy? What does sound like? Girls don't poop . Not starcraft 2 on a track pad I see no punkin Too bad, I'm upvoting this. What a terrible teacher It's about to get poopy What are you so curious .... you sure you're not Megan ??? ** ** Can't downvote this enough . Fuck you, asshole. ...real degree... Wow. Why on Earth would I take a step closer to that thing? they do however score below average on mri scans...wait... Also without any Higgs! I thought it said "public hair fashion show". If you do end up getting your normal face back, mind sending pics of the slider positions cause if you did not use mods, thats a damn hot face Oh god. *Oh GOD*. I am staying away from reddit for as long as I can once the game comes out... I'm aware of this. My comment was entirely in jest good sir. Sagaris is way better. That better not be red Lincoln in that body bag ** ** ...That's a retarded way to try to qualify for the wc That's no excuse for all those icons! I think I speak for most when I say Really? Thanks for posting my video for me. &#3232;\_&#3232;^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ** ** what would you rather call "them?" have you had sex with a robot? You can do whatever you want for farming materials to be quite honest, but for urgents... . Especially with the dual Tigrex urgent...that's the urgent for a reason, to make sure the people who beat it are prepared for high rank. Flashspamming an urgent not only hinders your ability to become a better player but sets you up for failure in the next rank of quests. Vista? Really? ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ You have a really nice backpack. Only like 20 times Why not just... Open the dash and type the first two letters of the application you want? I seriously don't get why people complain about this so often. Yea because when you change the flag, it's a clean slate. That makes total sense. You bastards bumped up Super Fill Up's rotation weight during the downtime, didn't you? Now I can't get any redditing done Aw dammit, good point. Paycheck, why you come on the forth? So no destiny ? no dragon ? no whitera ? no meme ? They are just 3 people. ** ** MMM do I have some kind of reward coming? You sir are obviously not an engineer ** ** Nice try church of Scientology. There are no captions on this animated gif I was listening to Pirates of the Caribbean when i read this I went to a Skrillex show and his opener played a remix of scary monsters and nice sprites. Then later Skrillex played the original... The *extra* stupid part is I know what libel is but I put the wrong information down anyway I know a similar person who had an IPhone 3GS with few apps, and then a n Android phone with few apps. My fiancee is the same. I got the same email. Spent all day looking forward to logging in and chatting with some old guildies last night, only for it to tell me my account was still deactivated. Sony, I am disappoint Why ? He's not allowed to do this? Well, we can definitely chalk it down to somewhere on campus, seeing as that's the only place I *meet people* Not sure that these improvements will help with the efficiency of Java. Looking at the examples, there is nothing wrong with the pre Java 7 way of doing things. For example, regarding item "Strings in a switch", an enum will always be more efficient when it comes to execution. Furthermore, an enum will avoid internationalization issues too. I could see Binary integral literals a welcome feature although, most programmers define numbers using decimal or hexadecimal notation. I have never wished or even thought of using underscores in numeric literals . As for the new IO, again, it’s more of a feature for the lazy who don’t understand the basic of error checking of file systems. I FUCKIN HATE SPIDERS this is only like a week old. This post again. Not to be rude, but you're about the 92,732nd person to post a screenshot of the post-it notes. Come back later when you find the ' ' on the spray cans. Which is why it's even more annoying when they always leave the goddamn toilet seat up all the time. A t-shirt... Auburn... ... "desiciones" I misread as "*pornography* of dead babies" and wtf'd. I don't get it either. I was in the same class as their daughter in elementary school. when their cat had a litter, she was giving them out for free. Couple of weeks ago I saw an ad in the local 7-11 saying that they were for sale for 200. My boss bought one from her for 250 Redditor for one hour and already has 3 requests submitted. not sure if guy Why is every word capitalized? That was you!? while on our way moving back to MIlwaukee from TX, we stopped in OK at a bar/gas station/casino Our cat whom we were transporting in a large kennel had spent the last 5 hours laying in his litter box and was caked with pee and poop. I bought a gallon of water and some mild soap and rags, put a towel on the ground, and tried to wash a squirming, pissed off, 18lb orange tabby at 3am in a parking lot in OK. What...the...fuck??? Are you fucking kidding me? Black hawks aren't used by the marines? wow, seriously? wtf would they think you'd use it for, a planter? Try 3. So, I wanted something to drink for the weekend. Since one can't buy spirits on the Sabbath in Georgia, I went today (Saturday). Since I live in a "dry" county (all alcohol sales are illegal), I had to drive 12 miles to get to the closest place that has a liquor ordinance. In those 12 miles I passed 11 churches, a Christian college and a "Christian Children's Kiddie Kollege" (daycare). Maternity wear in the youth section Yeah, he is being the troll here. Beautiful dog. He seems to appreciate a good beard, too. My cat likes my beard, but she also judges me all the goddamn time. Sleeps in my sink and has the nerve to judge *me* . Goddamn cat. Look in the power rangers logo, "ifuckedbarbie" Well, if the UN is calling the famine in Somalia the worst humanitarian disaster in the world, then clearly *somebody* is talking about it.... ** ** You named it? Aperture 3 on Lion. Half that: Aperture 3 on Snow Leopard. circumcision = what. the. fuck. （╯ ）╯┳━┳ Let me fix that.. We are all reasonable people here.. Yeah... like you could kill Nestea... I read that as "runaway modelling". Mexicans are westerners. Velvet Hammer is a term for someone who comes off as as unremarkable but is actually someone not to be messed with. It's a pretty old term- the fact you don't know the real meaning... It seems like you need to get off of Urban Dictionary and into the real world. amusingly, i didn't notice this was actually cracked until earlier today (have been playing since a couple of months ago) am now all like Same exact post was made 21 hours ago. Why repost this? What episode was that in? Never heard of it. * * How can he have a wonderful night when you so obviously lest him down? How has no one realized that there is a 7 year old driving that van? > >> > >>> >> > it was my dream to be in the audience of this show...but I was to worried I might get a guy doing strip football bitch I raged flipped it for a reason (╯ )╯ ┻━┻ soccer, colonel. JWZ has forgotten more about programming than you're likely to ever know. He was responsible for the early Unix versions of Netscape, and instrumental in a little project called Mozilla. Did you.. did you draw on your monitor with *pencil*? Thanks how is omguw before wikipedia Date? Time? This one: Rockford... That picture reminds me of slender man... He's still amusing nonetheless, also if you take his "reviews" seriously... How dare you leave me some extra cash in exchange for services. Reggae metalcore ... I've officially seen everything. That's not the same caliber as an AK-47 I hate subtitles so it's always a pain when the first cutscene starts with subtitles and I am too scared to hit start to turn them off and not know if it will skip the cutscene. Come to fish b2 for those. >It's funny to me that the US government is trying to promote fatherhood while simultaneously allowing family courts to fuck fathers out of custody. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ middle school. you're not helping Glorious high school freshman tits They didn't pass their typing speed tests for their tech-support jobs... Sad when you upvote " " and "Genius!" because both are true. After five years of living here, I would hope I know what people want . I was turned on...only problem was when I realised the spot for my dick was taken. Photoshop? His pose at the end No goose. But it appears you've been appointed "Douche Duck" for pointing this out. I remember an episode of "A 1000 Ways to Die" where this one guy is locked in an industrial sized clothes dryer. After a couple of minutes of being bashed around in 300 degrees he died. Then the narrator says this happens 20 times a year in America. You're the reason why harp darps exist. Are you saying you bang every attractive girl you know and meet? ... My uncle did this before. He called it his antenna and he wore a hat to hide it in public.  Maybe it was the same guy Tuned in. First thing I saw was you making a post on the general forums. Your autocomplete filled the form with "Do you like younger boys?" I think you mean I spent a lot of time on the shop floor so I am still with my 3 year old N78. I don't think any new phones would survive where my N78 has been. Specifically in a gallon of WD40 . I definitely take it out, because I mean...ick...it's just better to use a new one than risk having a pee-wet tampon string hanging there My shower just stopped working and the stupid lease office isn't open till Monday. So I'm not going out tonight. "Jelous" UH HUH. Looks like you're a real pro at working on relationships ...you can always fap your cum looks like tobasco sauce?? Still doesn't make it alright. Chuntaros. Of course... as soon as I fucking leave... ~~ ~~ ...until you discover she decided not to share. I'm the submitter, I'm not her Wookiee. Two E's. He asked me. It was actually a chick. I was just like I seriously doubt you did that These are the Jester's of my People. We are not Proud of them. The bus station in Mansfield, Notts. has them too. It just makes them look even more disgusting than they already are How the fuck is this being downvoted? You're all disgusting your ass, cactus, no lube. I want to see what's behind that door... She didn't know "who or what they were", just heard them talk about how they posted something on Reddit, but immediately called them "Redditors" when she told you about them? ////ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ\\\\\\\\ " They now believe it may be possible to develop drugs or behaviour changing techniques that could increase or decrease people's conformity." >" I'm a mechanic" Yoda of fucking, you are. ... or any of the other countries below the equator with internet access OMG, they are eating worthless gold flecks!? I saw this on /r/Earthporn two months ago hooking up? Hey! I have SMA too! ( Never thought I'd that in that tone.) A mechanic is more honorable then what I have to say: I'm a Finance soldier.. then I get the face. His ass, cactus, splintery 2x4, no lube. Uhhh.. What? That's a lighting glitch. > The only hiccup I had was when installing the CPU cooler, I knew that the closing latch could be very stiff so I was applying considerable force, too much force as it turned out, I had started to bend the mechanism and can't have been too far off from breaking it. I would recommend that everyone has a little play with the latch before they go to install it, just so they are familiar with how it should work and so have a better chance of noticing if it isn't turning as it should be. I don't play with sound or a monitor so I cant help you. I'd also vote to have filtered into something else. It's as overused as any other meme. And all of the american/european oil companies that were also to blame? Wait I left something out. good job. these were for n64. \\( o o)/ Dammit, get back to work guys. No Nada Why would furries be horde mages? Wouldn't they be Alliance Worgen or Horde Tauren? What...the...fuck??? Are you fucking kidding me? Thanks for the reminder! Just got back from the festival! Andadogs are awesome! We had taco rice, too. I refuse to believe that taco rice is from Okinawa We don't even have 1.8 yet don't know if he actually posted something horrific or you're just saying that because he deleted his post and we will never know Yeah. I don't mind it either, but it still REALLY irritated me when my friend posted an Anti-Flag video (their new shit, no less) and said he was "really starting to get into this Black Flag stuff." Thanks for the insightful reply. Since my comment ended with the question if I am alone in thinking this topic should at least be addressed anew in the new comics, I will take your reply of "no" to refer to that. (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ^\(o o)/ But how big are the bottles? There seems to be such a thing as sexy cousin primes You made me look at his crotch. Your own semen, or your own horse That... wasn't the joke... though... depends on how strongly you believe there are no girls on the internet, and/or how much you hit on girls on the internet There is a girl in my cohort that said "I'm all for women's rights and equality but *come on*" in reference to a guy splitting the check on their first date. This does not qualify as breakfast Famous last words IAMA bikinilady, and yes he looked at my UNDERAGE stash I watched Fight Club roughly 5 minutes ago. You can only shake your head in disbelief. You save a man and his army and he gives you a feast? This is a fantastic gift in return! I wasn't offended by that at all. You're not even *trying.* Complaining too much is annoying, but Flagler does have its moments of incredible that warrant some mention. It had better be the original theatrical release. Le duchebag. A dude with tits and hips? Asshole.. You made me spend time and stare at this stupid image to see GOATSE!! Ugh. Yeah, I'm a Greek/Italian girl, so sometimes I see my eyebrows growing and I'm like, "shit just got real... " so I tend to go a bit nuts with the tweezers I loved Dante in 'Grandma's Boy' but this... I ate my large fry, my brother's large fry, two McDoubles, a large coke, and his chicken selects. I have classes at that time Original source of the photo at least it's censored . . . .HOW DID YOU EV. . .. . I mean . . . . . .eh . . . no. . . . Also . . I see what you did there I am a freshman, and my roommate sucks. He had been living in the room a week prior to me. When I first open the door with my Girl friends roommate, we both look at each other and say "What the fuck is that smell?" I used an entire bottle of frbreez in the first week. It's been a three weeks and I still can't figure out what the smell is. He left me a note on my bed. It read something like "I'm sorry I'm not here, I am at band camp and won't be back till 10pm" and I'm like . Not that I have anything against people in the band, Just don't like people playing music while I am trying to sleep. Anyways, I get everything set up in my room and get settled in. My girlfriend and I were watching T.V. when he burst in the door, I get up to shake his and introduce myself. He looks at me and says hi, then hops in his bed and tells me to be quite the rest of the night. I slept with in my girl friends room that night. The next day I come into my room and find him just playing my wii. I tell him to ask me before he just starts playing with my stuff, I only get a "ok". I leave the room to go out and explore campus and the town. I come back sometime later and he is gone out to band camp. There was 6 hours of super smash bros game play. I find out from my neighbors that he sat in the same spot the whole time and didn't move. He often stands around the room watching me or whoever else is around. He ALWAYS leaves espn on and tries to talk to me about football, I don't know a thing. He is just an awkward person and I am hoping to move out after this semester good call! just keep cycling through relationships, until you find one that is absolutely perfect in every single way! I hate osx because it is bsd and it can't play games. ಠ_ಠ No me gusta. > They're privileged if they are in an American hospital and not dying of starvation and dehydration in the desert. Lol, I've been PC gaming for 13 years and I've never had any of my PC gear shit out on me unless it was due to strictly user error. You seem to build this idea up in your head that you treat your PC like a god when in reality, what you just admitted to us it that you treat it like shit. tell that to "girlunknown" up there Do your parents live near Fukushima by any chance? Really? I'm starting to have the feeling that instead of this thread being for the genuinely curious, It's just a weird way of trying to get off. If he's applying for residency he already has all of his debt from medical school / undergrad. Now it's time to work his ass off for very little pay. The guide says I should neural parasite the terran's Thors when he goes for a mech-style army. Shouldn't I rather np his tanks cause they do insane damage vs. my roaches? "You're going to make **another** hole in my penis for the surgery?" Been there, done that. No luck. Micro ants Not sure if the interviewer is trolling or an idiot, my vote is on the former Preconceptions, not perception This guy was my favorite character from Grandma's Boy. I Can never look at him the same after this. Hey, why don't you post the video on a site that doesn't require a login?Some of us choose not to use facebook. I think it was originally Poopface, but I had to change it because one of the mods didn't like it Can't remember what I changed it to though... Yes, it was very addicting to say the least. You put turnbull and chappellet in the same list? My boyfriend never deletes any of his ex's nudes I never notice from cashiers, and I pay for my boyfriend all the time, since he's the student and I'm the baconmaster. No other movements besides wavedashing and you can't attack unless you shffl...you are kicked out if you even try and attack me with your recovery move Is that it? So he spends the whole time talking in the Gospels about God as another individual, talks to god, talks of god to others and in John says "so that they may be one as we are one." As "AN" European? ** ** All I got is the Petty Nascar racing family. 603 ಠ_ಠ I don't see how this has anything to do with the comments above, Mr. IntraDayFun spammer. The comments on that site have upvotes and downvotes . No disrespect for the other games featured, but not including a single mention of SC2 seems like they are ignoring the most widely watched esport right now and doing themselves a disservice. Although I'm not sure when the clip was originally produced so what I say might not be taking that into context. But I find it's misleading to present the viewer with a the mention of a 15million in annual prizes without even showing Sc2, the game responsible for most of the prizes. Who are they trying to fool here? Hey, that's a great id...wait a second. "Not the school's fault" While other carriers are getting their versions of the GSII, Verizon is getting another* version of the Galaxy S. subsides. ┬──┬ﾉ( ﾉ) Telling Reddit to give a little girl some love? This is why we need to teach scientists more statistics Double Ah like i said it's been a while, but thanks for clearing that up, and, i see what you did there. Runescape Or what about all of the times a High Priest prayed and nothing happened.....God works in mysterious ways  ..that's the school I graduated from. Ariella Ferrera...her boobs are just **Original Submission [100%]:** [ ](/r/pics/comments/k451g "Posted by Enzo23R6 to /r/pics on Sun, 04 Sep 2011 05:20:01 AM UTC") I literally just started watching that before opening this thread (╯ ）╯︵ 200 slot mc server: 4000+ registered players, 14 worlds, 24/7 active players He's a computer science major It's too bad those libraries are closed. [](/b37 " ") GOD DAMNIT REDDIT God damnit stonewall I can't be the only one thinking "That CASE is larger than a PS3 and 360 side by side." Lifehacker, really!? relocated.. off a cliff. big ben? in paris? the reply button isnt the save button ┬──┬ﾉ( ﾉ) You must get a badger doll or plastic snake for your next outing It just takes one to ruin it.... Yeah... thanks. a whole bunch of Haha fuck no I've never tried it, the concept is pretty disgusting. And yeah. Period is not just a small amount of blood. We are legitimately BLEEDING. I don't understand why these people are okay with using blood as lube. You are covered in a woman's vaginal blood leakage. Totally sexy and stay off "pic of teen girls" Soup season............ Making the effort to open a link named "Cigarettes" and proceed to comment on it that you don't find it humorous because of the fact you don't smoke. Ah I don't understand all these people who want to customize foobar2000 for hours. Sure, it looks boring (I think that's great, by the way - I hate themed apps (I'm looking at you Winamp )), but it's functional and usable out of the box. You don't need to customize it at all. My husband has a smartphone and still does this. I think pretty much obviously orianna Don't beg. Snappy one liner. Failed. Oriana doesn't have pupils, or shoulder armor Alyx Vance? The "cat" has hooves. Freudian slip in there too. Why is this even an issue? SUPRISE, some people are rich! Dat garen The one in central Houston has a new dress code; all the belts apparently must be below the buttocks. And yes, the girls were wearing boxers too. WTF? I called the "manager" and she denied that I had witnessed that. I wasn't going to, but you've given me no choice. I'm bringing out the look of disapproval. Just noticed this feature. ಠ_ಠ. Has it been there for long? Instead of a magnum? When I first saw that I was like "Has it really come to this guys? I am disappoint." 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Of course I wear gloves, the machine is flinging sharp molten chips everywhere. Not when I'm editing or pushing buttons of course. 2 days after august stock pick competition Saw a homeless guy with his pants down rubbing gas pump handles between his ass cheeks as I was walking in to pay for my gas. He noticed me stop and stare, and while still grinding the pump in his ass, he yells, "Yo my man, can i pumps ya gas fa sum change." I gave him the Jim Halpert look and went inside to tell the cashier, who looked ticked off, but not a "first time happening" sort of ticked off... ** ** "Redecorate your life"? That's not why I transitioned. You should save them in a dream journal in case they come true and someone ends up reading your journal. What is this..... I don't even... So much wasted karma. You need to make these an image and submit a link to imgur... No karma in self.posts. How is this even a thing. I mean seriously who the hell would even respond to a call that two people are living together I live in America too Im having some for lunch What? i drew a hand grenade and someone just said it was a butterfly .. Thanks to her maybe not I was afraid this was going to happen once I heard about the food bar... It's cool, I'll troll you instead. This is exactly what bugs me about these posts, though. I absolutely hate the title, because I have no idea if I'm actually interested in what lies behind, and yet I feel the urge to click them anyways. And then 9 times out of 10 it turns out to be just another image with mediocre joke text photoshopped on. ಠ_ಠ at your . There are stupid questions, like what is the temperature of the number five. Your comparison is exactly like that. I LOVE how being the 4th most reliable computer in the industry (according to your link) is somehow a negative. Magazines and books are for bathrooms (where they can potentially fall on floor, get waste splatter or worst of all, fall in the toilet).......NOT expensive electronic devices. What? I don't even. Yeah, because it's impossible to learn something from a fictional story. This is a valid complaint (stop down-voting the guy for disagreeing with you people though ) I am guessing that this game at launch will have fewer items than what we were expecting. But then again, look at Legos, they have a block for everything now but only had basic blocks for years. I would give it time. Friday, Friday, gotta pack your shit and get the fuck out on Friday My boyfriend and I currently have 4 (though one stem is without a vase thanks to the cat ), it's nice to be able to switch between them depending on your mood. So you didn't notice the subtitles? Diglett... you're ridigulous! Hohoho... Apparently BBQ is in...Ohio? At first I'm all I just realized I do this without knowing Scumbag Amazon: Offers free shipping....doesn't ship for two years. There were subtitles. Well its either suicide or be cut down. Doubt it's roots and trunk had much room left, might as well go down with a bang! Take that sidewalk! You too car! Bullshit. The game and real life aren't the same damn thing. I work hard as hell, and I always have. That doesn't make it any more right that you can purchase skill in a game. Yea he can give them a big soak with his super soaker... Strop trying to relate MR banalities to actual systemic and oppressive social issues. eww... And yet, he didn't have Gandalf call in that favor with the eagles till the very end Ăla e caft, nu mosh (- )- ┬────┬ I had to do an extra scroll thanks to you. This happened to me last night... and I'm 20. ^ Hey you!! NO!!!! what **YOU** did was gross. Read username. What!? No Largent yet? Should you not have evolved into a Kadabra by now? - how dare thee... ** ** It's comforting to know that all you need to be a successful doctor is faith instead of, oh I don't know, a medical degree Scumbag Thumbnail She's got a nub for a hand. I think you should find out how she's doing man You couldn't just tell us the name. adorable isn't an adjective I'd be proud to be called Saw this on yahoo while I was at work today.... I feel the same way At first I was like "Ah, good 'ol Onion." Then I was like " " >Also, people who sap wraith xp I was watching this when my father came in. le perfectly drawn like a baus... Sure, putting it like that makes you , but that's only three years of one-episode-a-day. Granted, that would be three years of only *Cowboy Bebop*... Due to my having pretty bad asthma as young kid, I can hold my breath for around a minute. If I really really try. [](/rc27 "You took my line! My word! ೃ") I wouldn't like to be observed with eyes while pooping Incinerator scene. Same with mine when I moved into my first apartment. When my wife was a teenager she read Archie. Every single transformers movie. ** ** What? You Christians never cease to amaze me. Nooo, I dnt approve Hmm... Heh, I tried to balance it out with an upvote. But still, keep your hands off of him. That hamster looks traumatized... They called him "Mr. Gordon Freeman." Holy shit! There's a beta, and it's coming out soon? FTA, saves fuel because they use half the energy of LEDs > Standing on the roof of a building pretending to be Justin Bieber while little girls cheer for you isn't trolling. Yeah, but that also requires watching Blanka matches for 2 hours ~~My 14-1 ... ~~ 1) Rights so lets go back in time to go to stop the ottomans from doing that. I will get right on that . You realize there was a coup right, they were in the process of deciding, but then a greek coup overthrew the democratic government, which caused the turks to invade. Also, just like the Turks when it comes to Armenia, no matter how much evidence there is to the contrary, you ignore it. There was no almost violence against Muslims, but turks were a different matter. Besides, how the hell can you ethnically cleanse a religion? I really feel you have a slight anti- muslim bias, but thats just me. What the frack is that shit? a double... There's fucking two of them? I'm sorry but I'm from Sweden, and I have NEVER seen anything like that. I'm 99% sure there isn't a single one of those double roundabouts here. There's a roundabout 'aproximatly the size of a small village' right outside my window, but I've never seen a double one. I'm starting to feel like the double rainbow guy... What? Mermaid men can't be gay? I'm going to get the Ocean Civil Liberties Union on your ass. Aquaman will *not* be pleased. But think of all the things you can do with your imagination ALL OF THE THINGS! Everything is bigger in Texas... Too soon? what nothing about quantum leap? I am following you too That... was... real... That's a cafe girl outfit, not schoolgirl +6.9 Billion Years ... it's ... "lower west side" YUS, （╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ fuck it, people wont listen When I commit murder I always put the knife in a strangers knife drawer. Why is no one surprised when they find a knife they never purchased in their home? Chale, si lo entendi! pense que lo había logrado! That's not weird. This is literally the exact same build I have on PC part picker right now. Minus the CD drive (I have one already) after spending about an hour trying to remember how this works, I've given up. I'm a terrible EE student. Hopefully someone greater than I will come along and help us out... Did they just roll up a cracker and smoke it? Oh ya fuck all the doctors and highly trained medical personel and the leaps and bounds we have made in medical science over the years and just have Jesus wave his magic fairy wand and make everyone better Their hands Staring... Waiting for the gif to move... Still staring... Very relevant username Well, so he is. I'm an idiot. i bet well be let in the last day before worldwide inauguration... Good sir, I am all for the abundance of uptokes here at r/trees, but your blatant and shameless karma whoring is just, how shall I put this... Fuck you, that story ruined the word nodule for me, and now you have to bring it back. I did too - but i clicked it anyway i trust reddit way too much You have a greasy residue on your cups even after you've washed them? I don't want to alarm you, but you may be doing it wrong... To be fair, boobs are boobs man! Good Lord, I'll never be able to play with one of those again without thinking this. Even worse, watch someone else play with one of those I have to agree with Ned. I have never found that the **child safety** hurt my thumbs. i got downvoted for bringing this up And closer than California Dont be . ### At first I thought your aunt and uncle were also playing this game... This is just depressing. We paid like $3,900 each quarter last year and I heard *that* was expensive. Now it's almost $5,000 I'm from Dana Point, which was always damn near perfect. Suddenly I move to Irvine for Uni and the weather decides to say "fuck you" If you want a higher quality rage-comic then you should pay me more. You're on reddit... Telling redditors to upvote hitchhiker's.... violentacrez is "well-rounded" stupider? Man, before seeing this I thought you'd put up a huge full-colored poster, which supposedly covered one of the elevator doors completely. I can't believe the whole fuzz about it... Argh! Now you have me all indecisionalised. So many options, so many choices! It's a telecom pole in this case. The company (TeliaSonera, I'm 'ing at you) that owns the pole has agreed to deal with the situation in the future, but they need to reroute the wires and whatnot first. Hey, fellow Osama! I just registered this account, my name is Osama too, man. During 9/11, I was in High School (11th grade). I've had all kinds of shit happen. I worked in retail (with a name tag showing my first name) around 9/11 and got comments like clockwork. Most common thing would be "You're not related to bin Laden, are ya?" followed by laughing in my face while I go . I eventually quit the job because I felt harassed. Other things include it being extremely awkward to introduce myself, or have friends introduce me to other friends or their parents. Also, paranoia started to seep in when I later applied to jobs that I wasn't getting a foot in the door due to my name (this was when the economy was actually good). Other various things, have happened including plenty of crude hectoring from students and co-workers. Although, I can't say I've ever gotten in any physical fights over it. Look forward to reading your own experience, please comment back if you can. After checking your username.... *Can't tell if trolling or not...* Seriously ? I-au dat amenda 5000 de ron pentru ca o schimbat un vers? SERIOUSLY? Si ce motiv idiot, ca vai, Traian, de parca Traian Basescu a fost inaintea lui Traian, intemeietorul patriei I see what you did there. Not sure if relevant, but I'm in Katy and it was starting to get a bit smoky last night Awesome. Wonder why it's all caps? I wonder if that's an attribute of the chat display or if he just keeps cap lock on? because $5 is worth ensuring you don't fry your $500 phone. Well of course, if there's one group of persecuted individuals that needs their reputation defended are the Nazis... i know this man he has no beard ...the beard is a lie!! I know. in a comment it gives me the á and in the address bar it comes up as a rectangle But... laughtrey posted scattergun... while IMFDB thinks it's totally fictional As a girl, I looked at this and thought, "Well that's nice, but tissue and computers is kind of an odd pairing. I wonder why they thought of that..." Then I saw the lotion. I guess living in the real world means being an insensitive asshole with a superiority complex ? You sound like a real joy to be around, in the real world . In fact, you should consider staying there. really? Is that WD40?! shoving fingers in a passengers vagina is normal protocol? Pedobear or the research? "you see you thow this ball and hit it with a bat"... "Great! we will call it Cricket".... so you use his talent to get yourself karma Because Vice is a reliable source for anything other than where to find a cold pbr, coke, and whores? So it's just pointing out the obvious, that if you go to a bottom tier school, job outlook isn't great? I ... It's fun until you have to take down the massive amount of crap they make >I can't find my jumpdrive anyway... This is a horrible misuse of statistics. As far as I'm concerned, that equates to approx. $5k USD, so we might as well be even. What's the exchange rate these days? god damn it, I need that stench. Similar story, but it happened to my friend. It was either grade ten or eleven, and we were standing in the lunch line waiting to buy our food. The way they had it set up was the lunches were lined up on this counter, and you would just walk by, grab one, and then pay as you were exiting the cafe/kitchen. So the power goes out as we're waiting and he decides to grab the nearest thing (which I think was a potato) and leave while it was still dark, which didn't really work out because the power comes back on just as he's about to leave. He ended up beside one of the lunch ladies in mid-ditch with a potato on a plate and she just kinda gives him the face, so he puts it back and walks out like nothing happened. I'm not even that lucky. and you didn't keep her? perhaps she has a very large vagina Flashback up in this bitch. At first, I was all "Derp ERP!" but now I'm just ** ** Technically. how does ^this^ get more comment karma than my post? that's like asking warlizard that stupid question everyone asks him. half of the replies to my comments are very similar or identical to this one Children on the homepage? 70 years later, we still have the same crappily paved streets. It's just a really morbid joke. I think of it as a mixture between dead baby jokes and . Pedobear is there to mock pedophiles that invade anonymous forums. It's also funny when he shows up in really random places. You have to admit that the Canadian Olympics poster was hilarious. Meh, Gamescom Codes don't work on both Servers All cur­ries have seven dis­tinc­tive ele­ments of taste: sour, sweet, salty, bit­ter, pun­gent, and astrin­gent. Backstory? The fuck happened? The English *Pacient*?! "Santa has my grandmother's handwriting." Oh is that so? How is this getting down voted??????? >Love you ents. you mods. I had just gotten a brand new WRX and was learning how to drive stick. I was driving up a hill when an SUV full of girls pulled out in front of me so I slammed on the brakes forgetting to push in the clutch, thus stalling. I hear "learn to drive a stick!"... . Then I hear, "but nice car!" I only kinda felt better until I realized I was stopped on a really steep hill. You're welcome... masturbating... fetuses... Oh yeah I agree with you on the earbuds. I had a pair that was pretty awesome but someone stole it at work But I *like* my name. I know... OG Said something you do all the time Wow, I'd forgotten how much the arbiter attack sucked. 1 arbiter vs 1 SCV that just started building a turret. Turret finishes and the SCV survives. (Or maybe he sent another SCV to finish the job, but still...) My mom told me when I was a kid that if George Strait ever wanted her she would leave me and my dad. She was joking, but I remember having this horrible fear George Strait was going to swoop into town on a horse and steal my mom. I still don't like him to this day If this were almost any comedian than Gervais, I'd be on board. But have any of you subscribed to his podcast? 90% of it is him and some buddy cracking themselves up with unfunny jokes as you sit there listening . Also, how about we not act as if this isn't a copy of MST3K? That means you may enjoy it but please don't act like it's an original idea. and Ultima IX: Ascension But the purpose of that question was to ascertain what other Lords he reasonably could have been talking about... Don Lemon: Why is everyone so hateful here? These puppies have a right to live, and people keep talking as if they don't deserve to. What the fuck, Reddit 15 years old, [](/longneck " ") Yeah guys ima instalock cause this guy is the best champion of all TIME! oh shit I fed. My team fed and was bad and didn't listen. ..........I hate those ppl ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ yes First-world solution: Wi-Fi No way man....no way. Just help yourself to **Palm**ela **Hand**erson next time. My statement still stands. Ok, how about donating money towards clean water, healthcare, or education then? How is throwing bibles at these people a good idea? Don't you mean ಠ ಠ? It's a sink on top of the toilet. When you flush, fresh water pours over the rocks for you to rinse your hands. I thought urinal at first too... What, why, I don't even There are too many goddam threads for this meetup Then I was all like Hilarious well done. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I see what you did there Do you have the individual photos? There is one that seems out of place. Middle top right--two skin headed soldier looking guys. Looks like jaffa from stargate. I didn't think this was posted to /r/rats at first .. I was wakling my dog down at the boardwalk, and this chick walks up to me and says, "Awwww, cute cat!" and walks away. Piss WHY DID I WATCH ALL OF THAT ( ) Why not do your duty as an American citizen and a proud Oklahoman? Us redditors don't go anywhere *near* the bush. made you day? who were you before? Edit: The guy above changed his comment to make it look like he never made a typo. It used to say "and it made me day". That's where my comment came from. And the Cardinals. For the worst episode. Children are children no matter where you are. Also the fact that Japanese girls look like they are 12 until they are 20 and 15 until they are 25 etc etc is not helping your case. Why don't you have a seat over there? You're in high school, and you're unsure whether a rumour is bullshit? You took off the SomethingAwful.com watermark... I have a kid named Eli in my class. Eli thinks it's funny to stand up in class, start humping the wall, and cuss out the teacher. We're in 11th grade. One time I was actually at the doctor's and brought up being late, so he issued a pregnancy test. Period came later that day before the results came in. Never. FOREVER ALONE Rocket surgery... ┬──┬ﾉ( ﾉ) Maybe I should hire a publicist for every time I post on reddit, or else all my points will become invalid. digg? So u would have Missouri, Kentucky, Tennessee, South Carolina, Arkansas, Vanderbilt, &amp; Ole' Miss in the North. Then Alabama, Auburn, Texas A&amp;M, Georgia, Miss State, LSU, &amp; Florida in the South. Yeah that seems fair He's from New Mexico Still spelt it wrong. memes in real life "Suprise_Buttsecks should ALWAYS be relevant " "Oops! Google Chrome could not find reddit" I thought we ended the "look what i found" stuff a few days ago. I am very stoned and it took me forever to google image this. and when i did, occured. The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 Not sure if meme junky or just redditard..... Niggbert So... Google is basically the Intellectual Ventures in this scenario. Stay classy, Google. These girls are like....16 Its a game that was touted for its range of problem solutions, and most people jumped slowly using the boxes without looking around or getting the augmentation? My first hat i got i crafted through metal in 08' it was a depressing time when bag space was low, trading was non-existent, the cost of scraping weapons were higher. And to top it off i crafted for a random hat and got an engineer's cap(i think)--a class i didnt even touch Your cat looks exactly like my SO's cat. And my SO's name is Gavin. Not surprised. I saw one comment about deep frying it and eating its *wings*. >mfw I realize Splinched is only 162 I did a little research, and a while after Adult Swim showed this, they aired a new spot recommending FiM as one of their top non-Cartoon Network (dvr-only of course) shows. All the damn time... Quoting something I never said and assuming I think all videos are automatically bad videos. I stopped reading after it mentions "newborn rape". It is shooped. Can you make me an 1920x1200? Windows warps the pic when I just stretch to screen, the moon isn't round . i think it looks like this ----------> I read it as "Eat my ass." Same night as Football opening game. What, seriously‽ > indeed Not sure about my cat though... I won't argue that he is a very nice man, and when I lived up there he was a good neighbor too. I also generally love the existence of this place... BUT this dude has a sample of "Bigfoot scat" in his freezer. I'm judging WE CAN HEAR YOU now fuck off and learn how to spell wow never seen this before thanks! ... internet explorer?.. The starting 22. You paid someone to install an SSD in your computer? I don't know if my culture is different than yours here, but anytime a friend says that casually here, the response would be: "Wait what? " > In 1998, I was in high school. fuck I'm getting old. I remember having FIVE blessings If your SO is okay with being lied to and having their trust violated in a materially significant way, then yeah, it's fine. Aren't you forgetting you fell out of one? Her and Kog I've called sleeper OP for a long time now, and now that they are both getting a lot of play... I am an optimist, so I assume everyone is redditor until I find out that they're not. Then they're dead to me Wikipedia as source... Medic: You call that a headshot? Wow. That's the most condescending accusation of phone preference I have EVER heard. （╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ So what, now I shouldn't buy my friend the T-shirt I wanted to get her because Redbubble is full of thieving, no credit giving fucks? Well gee, thanks for enlightening me . That's me. I had a Sr. VP once with really extreme porn surfing and files on his computer. They didn't want to fire him but have a closed meeting with myself and the pres and some other top folks... I had to stand in front of the room going through it and explaining it. Bukkakke, beastiality, loli, gonzo, rimming, hentai... to name a few. Including a masterful almost PC explanation of fisting to which a female SVP blurts out, "oh! that was obvious! You can fit a fist in there?" I then responded "sometimes two." I got some on that. sushi, an apple and - oh wait （╯°□°）╯︵ (\ .o.)\ ͝ \(͘ ͘͘o ͘͘ \) ﾉ( ﾉ) Digg? QR code made with wool is cool. Link to Digg not so much. if youre implying im "butthurt" about techno vs industrial, i am not. its merely an opinion. why the hell would i be butthurt about bad music? **You** look horrible Wait, they are only making 1500 and selling them on Ebay? . ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ^trolololololololololo his name's *analfuck* >why the hell would i be butthurt about bad music? I am disappoint. Dying Fetus? Someone named a band 'Dying Fetus'? . Ages 18 and up You probably should have put a NSFL tag on that post I applaud your use of . Have an upvote. Why does every comic you submit talk about smoking a pound.... **>>- -=>** There is no issue. Why are you taking my comment so seriously? I just realized in that picture, Zapp Brannigan's face/eyes = I got her and she literally died in the very next fight. I'm guessing no one watched the movie limitless 120 and can still move thier necks like that so this is what i have to do to get karma now in days? Off work, how did I not know about this! I'd look great in biker shorts.... Oh god. *Ow*. Okay. I think I understand. For him → ** dont you ever, tell her to start wearing underwear** ** ** & the little girl is even in black/yellow. fucking trolls! Did you listen to the speech? 9 Months. listein Or admitting our own limitations Muslims don't eat pork either Restricted to the US only Are YOU noticing me following you? Now he's fucking with us >No dripping mockery here, eh? No condescension? Roight...nothing to see, moving right along. You know I always play BLU. Nice try Gods_Advocate's alt account. So, yeah, that *was* a nice picture for the first second until I noticed the 4 giant thumbnails on the left of different guys dicks. Up the strip club corporate pole I remember being 13 and staying up late to browse the channels after midnight for porn and I would turn on her channel and find out so many things \>--( )- I just think it wasn't very funny and poorly done. Hence, you think that is why he can't get anything done, I tried. Emma Watson's head is too big I'm sorry, I was distracted by her pokebra... 80% of the time it's pulling a ** ** He died saving the youngest son of Han Solo. Who would later die anyway. Interesting thought but I was able to flash a 'stock' rom to update my PRL a few nights ago, which only adds to my confusion I know you all went to try this on the piano just now... ( ) ┳━┳ Redditor militant posted this earlier. You are posting the same image. Fuck. You. That's totally not NSFW, even with the boob . Apparently I am a midget at 5' 7" yeah dude exactly...I was kinda then I thought 'well that's par for the course though isn't it'? Couldn't tell, could you? How old are you? punch. that's. line. . the. She got my scorn as soon as she called Data the wrong name, and then *laughed at him* for correcting her. Is there really such a thing as an unprocessed raw? Also the images are so small, I see the point but a raw would be interpreted by software differently. Yes, damn those beta testers complaining about bugs and missing features. I realize it's suppose to be shading but the breasts look like they have a light coat of fur on them. ( ) It's true. I hate country, but after working at a Cracker Barrel for a year and a half I know every single Hank Williams song by heart Awesome. Except why is the label still on "No additional qualifiers." I thought i was the only one who did this..... my sister was a troll though... if you didn't catch it before i touched the ground she would reset it... fuck that pissed me off being a bit older than me at 4 or w.e i was helpless frustration.. but now ive perfected the game to the point that playing it is just remembering the past not even trying :) You couldn't^fixed put any of that in the text box? All of it had to be in the title? well ...I live in JLT and actually you can see my bedroom, from yours . you better watch out .. I will be watching you form now on I don't think you were supposed to fuck it. I found Nash on Reddit... Du hast by Rammstein You're only saying that so you can finger them later (/ )/ >About 575k for consoles, and 80k for PC. First thing I did with my last ex dumped me was delete her from facebook, purely in anticipation of this happening. A month later I got an angry text asking why I insisted on cutting her out of my life. This is what I do to my exgirlfriends Rule 34? And Naniwa is? That's different performance... Why the hell is Amnesia so god damn *scary*? oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh My brother war born March 4th of that year. We're amazing. Do you realize how long our we've waited for our team to finally be awesome? It feels so good right now. I remember the Majkowski days (yes I'm that old). or Dennis Miller. I'm calling sorcery on that. ..Did anyone hear the Aaron Rodgers soundbite about it? "Uh yeah that was an amazing play but he actually ran the wrong rout. Luckily I was able to read his body language and compensate for that. But it worked out!" Seriously, Aaron? You gotta be a douche about it? We just cut loose a douche don't make us do it again! Why are you even asking this? What a totally dumb-fuck question. >Looking at you Peach... What are you doing to Spain? wait a minute - you are not therealbarackobama! \\( \\) The best way to deal with this issue is to stand still 3-4 steps in front of them and not move. make them move around you. also helps if you give the eyes There is the possibility that a certain (significant?) portion of people praising said games *acquired* them through means other than a purchase. (/ )/ I work at a grocery store and when people hand over balled up cash while dumping all their change on to the counter expecting me to straighten it and count all the change for them. And sometimes they just throw the money Open (difficulty) lock spells are more badass, makes me feel like harry potter. I guess not. Yeah, You're being a real dick man, show some disrespect! Like this: []\(/c28" ") [](/c28" ") It seems that it is only guys who do this. Whenever someone takes the door I was holding, and holds it for me, it's always a guy. My dad ALWAYS does this. I know he's just being nice, so I don't mind it, but still.. I had the door already *Dad* ლ( ლ) You gotta get with the times, man. I suppose you still use cassette players, too. With his book "death by black holes" I'm Scottish, since most of you here seem to fear us gee me upvotes or i'll boot ye in the baws! So, why are Americans exempt from answering the skill-testing question? ** ** Your father? What in the...I don't even... He's fucking an alot? It's too late, she's got what she wanted. Seriously. You can't leave a toilet without flushing down. Especially if you took a dump. Thanks Bo Burnham theyre already selling them OK, who voted for the Buffaslug? You weren't there at 5. Not that many, buuuuut there is an unprecedented amount of amazing smurf heroes . Expect to be smurfed a lot! Am I the only pre-business major? You can report reposts ya know Will there be gurlz? I bet you ate it... Earn stickers... Thank you for reminding me why I dont watch reality tv. If you bring children to visit a sick loved one, make sure they don't spend the entire time staring at the other patient in the room. Damn they ran out of trays a few days ago too > I work at a tanning salon and my customers know me well by now, if you are on the phone talking and you want me to check you into your tanning bed you better hang up real quick or take your call outside. It's beyond rude. I'll just idle around playing solitaire until they get off their phone. Also, if you are speaking a foreign language on your phone and you dare give me the "check me in" motion with your head I will just simply tell you to come back when you are done with your call. I saw this already. Today why were you eating pudding with a fork 473 views, but more then 1000 upvotes? Where is the " " part .... ಠ__ಠ Mixing raw eggs with raw chicken TIL that some people read the last panel first. > PS: To the gentleman who was curling in the squat rack at my gym today... sooo ... after having it all figured out: what are you doing here? especially on a friday night Was it really worth it? I recently started watching Madmen (I'm in my early 20s) and although there are tons of things that wouldn't go down these days (sexual harrassment, constant smoking, etc), the scene that shocked me the most was when Don's family was having a picnic. At the end, Don throws a beer can out into the park and the family leaves with all their trash just lying there in the grass. >( ) So, you think the only thing retarded about that is the grammar. Fuck you I would if I could and I can so I will. well,now I HAVE to masturbate PBR? yeah... I know..... Dammit SCReddit, stop downvoting legitimate questions. This is true, my roommates girlfriend implements baby-talk all the time. I tried it a couple of times mostly mockingly. was his response every time. I think the hotness aspect is 50% the reasoning behind why we tolerate it. The other 50% is the fact that we know if we cave in to their demands it stops. The U.K. Every time I get comfortable with natural history, something like this comes along and makes me all over again. 2 Keys (alright, that's fair) or 4 Ref (okay, yeah, that's roughly the same value) or Bill's ( ) I'm **really** surprised no one made a "My name's Buck and I like to..." reference from kill bill... There is a spy among us. I really hope you don't work at a Zoo. I reaaaallly hope you don't work at a kindergarten. *That meme doesn't meas what you think it means.* What's with all these **toolbars**!? There *must* be a need for this. You were preparing to *move San Francisco*? What are you, the god-damned She-Hulk? "Dog has sex with human....willingly - YouTube" My god, it's perfect. Photobucket, bro. Obligatory Maybe I'm being a negative Nancy and no one cares, but this is clearly shopped Definitely looks like the thing is in imminent danger of collapsing into the bay at any moment. > I use the internet several hours per day (maybe half that time on reddit ), and I like to watch tv and movies online. He's got balls showing his face in this town. The first goddamn ad that pops up...pet euthanasia... Nosir, I don't like it. I wish she could share with us an anecdote...oh well, just saw this picture and it made me go Kids have no rights. depends what country this is from... Seriously man Dont know about you, but up here in bergen county up until recently my immediate area of the county didn't even have a 7/11... and now that we do, it only stays open from 7... to 11.... Fap-worthy. what? not sure if troll. What is your question? He's got face showing his balls around here. sigh. "wow this guy isn't half as much of a douche as i first thought, kinda inspirat...... " maybe i meant it literally. maybe you're not familiar with british slang. i just thought i would be clear. People still upvoted ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Disaporval face guru, I am not. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Except he didn't come up with it and this technique is used around the world. There was a longer video documenting this on Reddit before. Unless he plans on actually racing the bike on a track, where you're forced to .. DUN DUN DUN... ride brakeless. ish? Flavored?! ****** ****** y u take lame screencap? You blew up the wrong house! The spider still lives. All I thought of was QWOP. Oh, and We know Luke, we know. (ノ )ノ彡┻━┻ All-Stars are playing off race. Oh, it's even the second one. TIL, self. Thanks guy. My friend told me that a dildo would be better than a seat, because you wouldn't fall off, and it would work like a seatbelt. Oh, and the third one. ಠ_ಠ, ಠ_ಠ, ಠ_ಠ, self. You're going to have sex with me if it doesn't come out? Wtf Imagine that just hanging in your closet... never knowing what violations you'll be doing to it next... You know it's bad if it's I_RAPE_PEOPLE giving you the face. Roach op? I don't even know what race to play anymore.. That was hilarious!! Thanks for the laugh! ......... because HOT DOG! Good thing they nerfed bomb atleast... He was getting picked all the time and completely dominating... Kind of Looks like you're getting ready to bust a nut instead. >There was a longer video documenting this on Reddit before. Woops, replied to the wrong comment. My bad. wtf. The first thing I looked at was the monster thing on the bottom. Seems like hardly anyone else is interested as no one is talking about it the hell is that thing? but then how will i make my iron hatches that i fully expect to become reality? I lived my whole life here and I didn't know this I find it hard to believe you have no SO... You have amazing talent. That cat is adorable, but the neck piercing is distracting me You just had to go there. Facebook between the porn. it's never enough I don't think they are rolled up B.j Smegma.... I personally see very few sentries in PvP. 1/2 for ramp blocking, then nothing but either mass blink or mass collosus I didn't realize I had to put "According to the Terms of Service" in front of every question then, yes i can do that too...even when you private browse Roaches, Broodlords and lings are never cost effective? Yeah, on the internet, no one knows you're a dog.... unless you tell them our secret. My new cell phone number has 413 at the end of it. Italy and Spain aren't fascist countries. Italy is a modern democracy whereas Spain is a constitutional monarchy with a king similar to Scandinavian countries. That is like calling people that live in modern day Germany for nazis. Grind points to unlock better weapons. *points finger at BF:BC2* If you don't then you're at a disadvantage. Did I miss the memo that now every first date is supposed to end up with you getting laid because your date is wasted? I had been intending go to the beach Walking down the street when I wonder how often Street light seem to go out when you walk under them. Streetlight I'm under goes out. Okay, so what is it about Reddit that's so absolutely religious and therefore disgusting that we need to combat it? As far as I was aware, reddit is already extremely secular, and trying to force atheist things to the top just makes it *more* about religion, not less. Wat. Discussion? Whether or not you agree with this comic, and I agree with it, calling it a "discussion" is an incredible reach. It can't even provoke discussion, since apparently dissenting opinions get downvoted to oblivion. The song she's singing is "You sexy thing" by **Hot Chocolate**. Yup. (ノ )ノ彡¡ʇooʍ Did Messi just dive? I *am* Lucy. I understand. Kinda like the time I found a tooth in my Chicken McNugget. Thanks, I didnt understand the first paragraph. My boner was like: so do we, do you live in california? Up vote actual facts, like this. Accountant here. If you keep doing that out in open the aliens will see you. . . As an overweight fast food worker myself (Taco Bell ) I feel like answering questions too. I was going to lie on the sofa being lazy. Oh hey there Buzz Killington, didn't see you there. Great. Germany is talking about killing the disabled again. But these are not edible... Why did I watch it? I knew what it was. The title said it was painful! I expected it to be painful. But I clicked on the link. I let it load. I waited, there, patiently, with anxiety building inside me. Then the video began, and there she was ... ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Don't judge me! Let me guess, you hate *Jurassic Park* what i wanna know is why the fuck were children watching her dance like that? It'll cost you an arm and a leg. why was this downvoted? Brand new government housing with the shudders still on and she's bathing outside with a milk jug . Released July 19, 2002 I want an alpha-channel . Well that's oil, that's different. Water doesn't pay for itself you know. That's kind of hot, I don't see wha....... Cats are ALWAYS staring. Especially when you are taking a shower .. Because redditors don't count Christians. Yea dude, takes ages to load... What's wrong with koala dick? And you just gave her over 4,000 views... That I'm immature because I look like I'm maybe 16 years old on a good day. I'll be 21 in a month . I very often don't get taken seriously and get treated like shit because I look so young. Endlessly frustrating. ... the fish drowned? ESPN projects Marshawn Lynch to get 7 points, yet get "A huge work load" Once, a friend of mine had a Facebook status and it was something like this: *"I find it funny when gay guys are afraid to come out and don't fill in their 'Interested in' section."* Then there was a huge discussion over comments and it was basically homophobic people bashing on gay guys. And she asks *why* people do that? Why they don't fill in the 'Interested in' section? Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeshmen! Anus master With all that shaking, I'm assuming there'll be no drips Yeah looking back there was some good points of my school. I got to use and witness the destruction of the first "digital" camera I had seen (Well it was not a digital camera, but a still video camera that would store pics to a disk and the images would be digitized using a video capture card - A Cannon ion Camera but can't remember the model), playing with the first mp3 player I had seen (can't remember much about it except it having a whooping 16 meg of storage), image morphing software, computer based video editing and building my first PC. I can honestly say I learnt more about IT during my free periods/lunch/after school then I ever did during a IT Lesson (I remember my first GCSE IT lesson like it was yesterday... We learnt how to dismount a floppy disk and what a word processor was... ) But it also had it downsides. Like you would get picked on for being a "geek who played on the internet" where as these days I guess kids would get picked on for not using the internet. It was my dream to play this since before I can remember. Never got around to it, though. Wow I hate you on two levels This actually happened to me today ಠ ಠ all i can say is ....also fuck you and i hope you get cancer So, you like handling packages? Available soon in September! "4000 times smaller than a baseball" Be mindful of the massive cave directly below the island Use your 50k to buy some flipping air conditioning. Me and a lot of people I know. His favorite bands were listed as Hawthorne Heights and Black Veil Brides. And by "we all", who exactly are you referring to? This is what's wrong with this country. That dog lives better than I do ಠ_ಠ ಠ-ಠ ಠ_------ಠ ಠ___ಠ ಠ--ಠ and then you have to do `foo++;` before you can `free(foo)`! And that is why I utterly despise that show. I was like :-D, but then I was like not condoning texting as a form of communication around the house, but I'm not really impressed. Anyone with basic knowledge of wireless settings knows how to change stuff around. Hell, I sometimes did it myself if my sister was downloading too many movies and choking the bandwidth, or if my mom felt like bringing her iPad to the table They sell one here specifically for stills. But then again, they sold plastic stills here too women's daily wear but title has seven words You call me faggot?! Well faggot is a bunch of sticks, and sticks are found on the ground, and the ground makes up the earth, and the earth is round, so yeah, thanks for the compli.. 14:40 Xbox is for men...hence the cute little avatars and the awesome Kinect. You can't even spell and you think you're ready to get married? ...and the links are purple I didn't understand for the first five pictures, then it clicked So I'm gonna be THAT person and point out that the people who RSVPed and then didn't show up can have a whole bag of . I feel bad for the folks that wanted to come but couldn't because there were no spots left. I clicked because i thought the thumbnail showed a plane in flight. How wrong I was.... It looks like those ladies' panties are being dropped at the premier of some Disney thing infront of tons of kids... No excuse for his shot/pass/whatever at the end of the match. At first I was, okay boy this is it, 3 against 1, run like hell and score... and then he just wasted it by forcing a long range shot like that, . Your TL;DR is very misleading my face actually went like when the the white guy punched the other guy in the stomach with his penis No, no, no. That's how you water breathe No i'ts not to soon.. It just isn't funny... at all! + you stole the damn joke. Nice thumb Reddit... How do you not know about spiderjockeys? Yeah! Where are the dirt slabs and stairs Notch? There is no way that she is 54. That would make her 12 in this photo. Ironically, I had just a GI infection last two weeks.. I felt nervous, sad, restless and without sex drive. Go figure. Oh man you got him good As someone who lives in Detroit... First read as "On this day 10 million years ago, ..." Shut up? No yeah, that's right; shut up *Thankfully I am always faster than the Mrs in bed, she hasn't won a single time.* Not sure is bragging or crying into computer softly. emm what is that bug? How did you know I wasn't a vegetarian? I was confused when I read *your* comment because he did it on purpose... yes, downvote this person because grammar nazi posts never get upvoted on reddit and girls don't play starcraft Aaaaand this is why we can't have nice things. They watch your backs.......until they dont For about a week I kept on thinking about posting this, but I either forgot or I was just too lazy. Then this morning I just woke up and typed it up in under thirty seconds . Hooray for procrastination an laziness! ** ** how very younger sibling of you, blaming the older sibling. (˙) (˙) ﾉ( ﾉ) There you go boobies. That's no girl, that's me **YOU MONSTER!** Too horny to comment. STOP IT. This post makes me sick to my stomak. Believe me, I know. Plus, look how long my last name is! 10 FRIGGIN LETTERS LONG! Deal with your own life, we will deal with ours. No begging. I love how the graphics seemed to be a lot better back then ** WTF...** It seems like no one else who responded to this realized you were joking... The Catholic church seems to think a world population of infinity would be just fine. I don't know if to post good idea or Well.. I guess that's what the search function on userscripts.org is for.. The dog doesn't even let his pet dad sleep on the bed? Mind unbanning me? same jtv nick. That pig is giving me the trollface... Copypasta: Never dry yourself off with a number 2 pencil... [](/b01 "Please no")If this ever happens I swear i will （╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ whatever the TV/computer/or whatever other device I am watching the episode on. Bacon up those kittens boy You are the self referential cancer that is killing reddit All you had to do was catch the big fish as an adult. I was unaware was exclusive to reddit... Not when we're broke and I'm the one who cooks. Sounds like my dad. He has to pick apart every movie we see, even if it's just a stupid super hero movie that's not supposed to make sense. 9/11. *That's the joke.jpg* Not sure if unfamiliar with Fry meme or not. Always wondered about this as a young lad >Want to actually give credit to the comedian who came up with it? IBS- itchy balls syndrome Ewww, music on Youtube. Google did it just right, and left the obnoxious and in-your face content to Yahoo. Going through the home page to check my e-mail was depressing. Usually the skinny guys have the biggest......errrrr......Jeans. Actually when she wanted some she didn't use a ;). It was rather . I've never thought much of it but one time a female flatmate said a kid on tv who was about 11 was going to be hot when he was older. I said it was kind of a weird thing to say and she said it was ok because "men are pedophiles and women aren't." I just looked at her in disgust. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Busted *again*. LOL! Only on that last uphill part where it went from like a 10% incline to a 45% incline I know I mean who puts so many mines in a game called Minecraft? why did i just go there.............** ** "keiti_fujoshi-chan" > My apartment complex was the last straw. It's everywhere I go. I have to say, I found a post leading me here from the front page, went to sub, and then saw the courage wolf. It did make me go . You caught me haha...gtfo I read "Did some *barking* today" Nope, that tastes different. " " - NotJordy at first i was like that isn't so bad he can just grab some scissors to get that off. Then i was like When I tell them I'm going into animation: "Oh, can you draw?" Used to wonder why my electric toothbrush ran out of battery so fast when girlfriend was over/left it at her place. Not anymore It might mean that it's coming out. It aint forced if people actually like it i dont see what you did there Except I got less karma for submitting the same idea. Then it was deleted Then where are my Aero bars and dill pickle chips? Hipster kitty, Y U no backstitch your lettering? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ pick one. This video made me think that my monitor had a dead pixel Maybe he was... He forgot to mine some of that iron Swamp thighs. This Guy << So what if I signed up on the 9th anniversary of 9/11/2001? ... why did I click that these guys are dicks to each other, aren't they You haven't seen a *what?* Why so serious? today i updated firefox on one of my neglected machines. when it started again, firefox said that flash was out of date, pretty standard fare. then the link it provided to get flash from had a check box (prechecked) to also install a side of chrome with your flash order. Account deleted? "Remove tomato?" Just took out headphones. Did I not say EVERYTHING? It's a warning. It's MyCourses' way of telling you how much longer you have to live. She's 14, it's legal in most of Europe. Haha silly females... It is common knowledge women are never wrong in relationships That colour scheme shits vaginas. I initially read this as 'slept on a buddy's crotch once' This is just messed up mean. Men of reddit, you are disappointing me again. She's a bitch for getting angry if a guy stares at her tits for 5 minutes? wtf? Let me guess, she was asking for it because she was wearing a low cut shirt or something Fucking Avogadro... The interwebz of course ...... That's a nice picture of... Chicago? No uber for you Now this really fucking sucks. Gadaffi, Ken Star, Mubarak, and Madoff are alive but this poor guy is dead. God: problem? I'm sorry, i'm a girl, but a "PMS" clan actually sounds like a lot of trouble to me It seems to me that because men do not possess an equivalent to boobs, you women have to make up the weirdest shit to find sexy about us. A panel with even number of judges... Is it just me or does this module get posted every week? It's really nice and all, but . Polysomnographic technician - I watch people sleep What... ... why? Why does it have 4/5 with 61 ratings Wait, a hot redditor? Something shady is going on here! Last time I was in Prague, I had american friends ask me to take pictures of the first checkers set. After some confusion, I learned what they call checkers is draughts, and that they thought the game came from the czech republic. Are you kidding me? it's obvious that the highly skilled could photoshop each and every letter from other text documents with the same font and size and place them so neatly that it looks like an original text document! it's astonishing that my good friend edfunsite caught it! * * "... and how it gets there from the US". I didn't get this reference until 1 or two years ago... Apparently I smell of curry. You know...because we eat it, we must sweat curry out. I'm Filipino and our school once hosted an American exchange student for the entire year. One day in the library, someone noticed he had a shitload of ballpoint pens in his bag and when asked about it, he replied: "I honestly thought you guys didn't have pens over here." I'm a citizen but I was born in Panama. When I lived in Georgia for college, I found that there were a large number of people who had no idea where Panama is. One guy once asked me, in what part of Mexico was Panama located. Delete selected messages? Java is 7 years older than .NET Java is 7 years older than .NET *How* hard? There's one of these at a local cafe I go to. The problem is, it still has a door knob with an intact latch assembly. What are you doing to that poor animal? I am red-green colorblind and I don't notice a difference sir and madam? pretty much the trend in IT from what I've seen.. the more certs you have, the less you know (for the most part). I had an IT **Auditor** call me and request his account to be unlocked. When I told him it wasn't locked, he asked why his screen said "Press Control+Alt+Delete to Unlock" i saw the title as RE effing the 5 year olds I used to live in Texas, and one year we got snowed in by 13 snow flakes. The whole city shut down, and we spent the rest of the day building snowmud-men. There were enough flakes for 13 snowmud-men, but some 7 year old used two for his, so we beat it him up and set him straight . I am so guilty of this. I buy them when I have to but I always try and get the demented with 800 to buy them... You couldn't see items in your hand from third-person view in indev Perhaps that's the problem with Wichita. Out here, they HATE us. NSFW site... DUDE i love that goddamn sauce, I always use all of it. My friends always say "what are you doing man that's too much sauce" but I just go and call them idiots. It's your fault for doing whatever you want to in a sandbox game Glee Season 1 Your "friend"? That's not what he meant. I love you... I told my roommate and boyfriend that I thought those were the lyrics and they gave me the face. To each his own. I prefer different sauces for different things thought. Funny thing is, we just got a new fridge installed an hour ago and the first thing I noticed was that someone threw the Sriracha away. If you can interpret as a human face you can get turned on by pixels. Nobody said it makes religion more valid. Try to keep up. No True Scotsman fallacy. Whenever I open them I think someone's breaking into my house That's right Reddit, you just downvoted someone for being happy...feel good about that? Yeah, but Tite doesn't mean anything, and we don't read words by dropping off letters yes, as soon as I got to that part I pretty much stopped reading.... Can you post a comment without using " "? My college blocks this page for criminal activity. It's a community college controlled by the government . **DONT HELP HIM! HE'S TRYING TO PLOW MY MOM!!! ** Whale watching... While true, that doesn't make death threats acceptable. Who indeed I think it is time for another trash talk thread. Just. No. I don't know. I don't keep up with the trends. I'm just now seeing hipsters with their fixed gear bikes flocking to my local tobacconist's store. Done with what? The ridiculously high amount of people who supposedly make over $100k+ makes me think they weren't taking this very seriously. Especially the ones that make over $150k who listed themselves as students. Yes there is Thanks for your reply, I kind of want to ask more questions but I think it would be totally devoid of good taste Exercise more, Zach. Goddamnit, I would have gladly missed that one. I've heard from both friends needing aid and a friend working in the financial aid office that they're beyond swamped. They're currently working on applications that were sent in during June . never EVER. maybe when i marry i shall require the missus to fulfill her requirements but until then i see no purpose as no one ever goes in my room uninvited and if i suspect i'll be having company i'll just remove the covers and put them away/change sheets or just spray the shit out of my room with Febreeze...just like everyone else in the world I hate every "Marine" who uses stalker/demoneye with a passion of a true meelee warrior... TIL DC is a state. Jim? I'm Welsh too.. You'd be surprised at how many times shit like this happens. Also, contrary to popular belief, Wales isn't inside of England That's how things spread [](/c20 " ") The first thing I noticed was that the girl in the pink has a pretty big rack... What the fuck is wrong with me? No Web Bear in the first screenful of comments? Nah man, GTR 4 EVA. It's certainly a type of pork... Not the type your thinking of though... Downvote. Se respondia Aquele Abraço! Redditor for 9 minutes I got 5minutes in. I cant take all the slanty camera angles and slap bass I'd prefer programming AI for a game that is fun. Testing would be a pain, 'cause I'd have to play Risk. Live Mail Doesn't work with tablets I set up the prerelease server and I've already started doing this. I am sure it would look like this . Yes.. Yes it is taboo. Who put my picture on Google Really? Well, shit. And I got this link from this very subreddit. You have no right to complain about inb4 when you use Talking on the internet about babies touching your dick, very subtle. "Lend" or not, this reeks of begging. Don't beg. The lack of collision shouldn't affect any abilities. Like others have said, it's probably a latency issue or something. If you could avoid an ashe arrow or nidalee spear because you can ignore collision, Janna would be untouchable... or anyone with ghost for that matter New Orleans should take notes. GTFO reddit Because.... ಠ_ಠ is a Kannada script, and I'm proud of it. . At first I was all because we call my (Cuban) grandmother "Kooka". Then I looked up what it meant. I am scarred. I thought it was Galardo for a while and promptly stopped saying it once I realized it was pronounced differently. None of my friends are gearheads(save one who I can't hear pronounce it anyway) so I rarely hear anyone saying it. The ones that mispronounce it are met with There is a subreddit for everything. how can you compare Harvest Moon and farmville Are you looking in my window?? Fellow ls2 members they can move bedrock? If my schedule with work allows I'd love to make it this time. Sadly I work Sundays I have an alliance mate who we all contract our corpses to, I dont want to know what he does with them. " "- Ron Paul Until she farts.... You know, I think that is how most people think of it, then they dig in to what he actually believes and it is kind of like . No. Stumbled upon this bathroom while browsing NYC real estate listings the second part was a joke you idiot. If he smells good, I wonder...if...he...tastes...good. You're suppose to heal everyone according to the geneva convention I was working on one of these for a customer and he picked it up when I was at lunch. My flash drive was left in the front usb. I checked every one of these that came in for 2 years. Finally it was brought back, and my drive was still in it. All data intact and looked to be never accessed. Two days later I lost it while moving apartments. you made me feel like a horrible person for laughing at this. I'll just leave this here, I'll be back for my Karma later. Oh, and... You're wishing death upon someone because you dislike their sense of humor? If? Damn straight you're gonna make more suggestions! Now get to it! > Do you often go to Munich? (Only takes about 5-7 hrs by car to go there ) Get out of the fucking mud ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ "This fall, he's taking a full course load" Not one bit. They have a little less health than Thugs, yet they attack in flurries, move fast, do flips and shit...pretty much seeing more than one of them is a situation LoL, possible, but I doubt it. I went to SF general and they called in a leading specialist wound doctor from USF. He recognized the wound immediately after seeing it. I was actually very lucky he happened to be there too, he comes in only once a week to check on patients who have even more holistic wounds. One of the nurses told us they get lots of druggies who shoot themselves up with dirty needles. It wasn't uncommon to get patients with softball sized cysts, some with even larger That's what I'm seeing. > Pior que isso, só o "kakakaka" people need to learn to appreciate rabbits more. ......Fucking Pandas. Aha. That's a funn... Hey, nice try. >Also, you know if you clone a legendary both creatures die right? posted 10 days ago by someone else to the imbatv subreddit. original credit? It's not a nursery rhyme anywhere. This show is rated TV-PG. This is NOT NSFW. na just getting trolled by some kid on the internet who has nothing better to do with his time Height-ist Holy *shit* that's a lot of redditors. So I'm curious how OP stumbled across this. I just realized... we probably all are now. We are ALL probably on that list now. This post needs to be marked NSFWLs... Another good use of boobs is showing them. THIS INSTANT More like "Cleanear" instead of Clinere. The remote is next to the TV. stop it! no! bad! That works No, no. See, its ... its like a baby that is a clown .. not a ... Touche, it's bigger than my wrist Pshhh. It's all about epic meal time. Posted the same picture a month ago with a more descriptive title. Didn't get upvoted.. I hope you are trying to be sarcastic when you take the previous comment seriously and call it "ironic" Humans invented metal? and here I thought you were a lumberjack in your thirties. You fooled me you bastard! A fetish shaman huh? ** ** Isn't there is a hide button below each post? /r/vinyl = serious business! There's North too! Black people saw in black and white. Are you seriously comparing *trap* with *nigger*? it starts tomorrow Holy shit that video was stupid Teenage people? The girl in the middle (being blocked by the hat brim ) has a nice ass Only BECAUSE I ALLOW IT!!! Yoda voice... No you haven't agreed Of course, I never assumed he didn't use Reddit like the rest of us under a different name. He could be "anyone" WTF is that?! Your music taste is awesome! Except Dubstep So..what does it have to do with? Tea bags consist of dry tea leaves yeah? Yeah. I've tasted tea made from tea leaves brought straight from India and I've tasted tea leaves bought from the Co op and the taste is pretty similar. So stop acting like you have some superior knowledge. You mean the blind people who still can read books because they can read braille? That *is* my skin yes because every book in the world exists in braille. Wait, NO. * * All 6 boxes? - I'm in a situation similar to this, but I've avoided the couple talk thus far. It's coming though...I can feel it in the air... stop trusting austrailian media What? ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ >>Jesus was called a prophet. He wasn't really. Comic sans?? 2 seconds... They showed up while you were writing that comment. You obviously haven't met half of Opeth's fans. You know, the same half that tries to mosh to Windowpane You could use that sort of sentence for any 'news' organization I lol'd. I mean you are a terrible person. The troll is strong with this one... Basic lines on the ribs weren't terrible...it was the shading. And I got a tree Ahh, I forgot about this tool, thanks! I ran it and it determined that I should create 6 DB LUNs and 6 log LUNs there's Looks like somebody fucked up during negotiations but Tacoma School Districts article on the strike is tl; dr so I won't bother figure out who. But I already saw a knee-jerk facebook post blaming the union . So you posted in r/Music but didn't want us to discuss the music. The dick-punching episode... I thought you said countdown timers would be *everywhere.* Your wish was granted. Now it's on the front page. Lol, we can't go grab a beer after work through the internet > pressing F5 in /r/battlefield 3 I'm not doubting the fact that the movie may be good! I've watched tons of movies with her! Its just Chaos and Herpina need our Terminator time first. Its been two years. you said the punchline first! (┐ ಠ_ಠ ）┐ ┻━┻ ┌（ ┌） I hope to never have to talk to my daughter about all of those things. No Atlanta? They're **from** Atlanta. I work for a ~~substitute~~ temp agency. That means I change jobs frequently, in all my jobs so far I've had access to a computer. But in one of them all things fun was banned... lol you take this to seriously, and just cause you know how to do something with a computer doesnt mean you should troll someone. why are you acting like your some internet hero oldfag. your just a kid who takes this to serious. you didnt know how to do that at one point. also your reddit says you've been only here for 6 months.. i know its more then me but from what i have seen 6 months is not very long so why are you going around acting like your some pro here? your still pretty new.. kids and there attempts at fitting into somewhere to be cool Because it's so hot you'd rather die then wear a protective hat to shield you from the anymore. Using the verb 'to burgle.' partially, also the singer of a Belgian metal band was arrested for being a child rapist, the rest of the band was all I have a lingerie bag that I put mine in but somehow they still manage to get all tangled inside that tiny bag I would simply write this: The clock didnt change You just listed 3 of my favorite movies... Yeah. Watching movies all day sounds terrible Agreed. I was like "oh hey this guy seems interesting. Oh wow look at that big crit--- " I'd prefer to drive everywhere. hero by association.... (j/k......but seriously) Can someone translate that Your shitty computer brand displeases me Put that face away. You got your organ set back. Now you can actually wait til you're ready before going back in, instead of hoping to hold the game open for several days. If anything, everything went better than expected. :P My roommate the pre-med hopeful: "I'm not going to do studying today because I've found I'm just not good at doing homework on the weekends." You do know that sweating is helping you stay cool right? And that if you stopped that would be bad... And yet you willingly take money to apply the poison. American here - I worked at a bakery and a customer came in and asked what a "baguette" was I know they're spying on me. Look in the fridge. ...besides the fact that Tony Hawk is one of the most prominent Skate boarding figures of all time... ID SAY SO Tony Hawk retired from skating in competitions 3 years before this kid was born... We won't know until you try this guy sounds like some conspiray theorist *looks at username* but you'd find it delicious no matter what OP cooked... APPARENTLY It looks awesome, props for painting it on yourself. im so artistically retarded i cant draw stick figures right My friend is almost flunking out of college but tonight he said he couldn't play basketball tonight because he had to study at 9 PM. When I pushed him he admitted he was waiting to hear back from a girl Yeah.. "test" out the games before you buy them. Really? They're set for life, never have to earn money again? ... tyranny. RUN! ┌( )┘ I would write I know I do dropship micro with my Ultralisks. It's so effective. I know I do dropship micro with my Ultralisks. It's so effective. L( )┘ It took a month and a half to get my birthday code. A day after I pre-ordered the game I usually try and poo each and every time before I get in the shower. There are those times when I can't seem to get one out before the shower, and then as soon as I get out of the shower I suddenly have to poo like I've never poo'ed before in my life. Why is he all these places? Isn't this asshole supposed to be running the country? Dat ass. How dare you! we're similar, i'm keeping my mouth though They just got a new single out it dont matter what you do as long as you have enough booze to satisfy 60 people. get everyone keys and throw them in the pool and they all have to go in to find theirs or else they walk. I hope nobody is fucking a stork. Who breaks up by text? ... It's creepy to compliment her voice? I thought it was nice, too, and I'm a chick. And now when I go into my dark bathroom, I'm going to imagine *that* in the room waiting for me to turn on the light... thanks. How the hell can you stumbled upon 2-0 win comic sans.... I showed this to a friend and she was cracking up and I asked her what part that she thought was funny and her response is: "The fact that she kept walking into doors!" You didn't answer the question These items! 3 warmog's on sivir? 5 deathcaps on brand??? Dammit. Dammit all to hell. Since you're taking screenshots in 1.8, perhaps you could use the new brightness slider so we can see WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE TAKING A PICTURE OF. > Or, you know, stop lying to your mom. now i just have to find all the links where I got the 503 message in the sea of purple links I'll be monitoring this thread. When I was kid someone told me its because there's tons of iron inside of apple and all that iron starts rusting. I read the title really fast and thought you said "I got some food stuck in my anus" ... Ohh, I didn't notice the site name. Suspicious! I minimized it and ran out of the room so fast I slammed into the hallway wall before closing the door. Pretty sure I left a bit of my soul in that room, which was honestly for the best; it probably kept my stolen innocence company. I'm pretty sure all the operations are named after Norse Mythology... Vector? Poor Morde :( Damn noobs complaining about him 24/7 That man has no bottle on his back. I don't think it's singed . Who is that man!? This reminds me, yesterday I saw a girl on the train. She was pretty distinct looking due to a facial deformity, and I noticed she got on a stop after me. It was a good hour long ride, and she and I both ended up walking over to the grocery store afterward. Half and hour later, I'm behind her in this ridiculously slow line, and I see a small dog's face appear in of the mesh of her handbag. That poor thing has been trapped in this handbag the entire time, and this bitch hasn't let it out once I think Spots was probably referring to the whole rape thing 4chan really? haha. so, my initial impression Sean wasn't so bad once you start reading his e-mails ( ) and kind of get to know him. Also, the ending of AC2 [speaking THROUGH Ezio WTF](/spoiler) completely caught me off guard (in a good way); I also was surprised at how interested I was in Desmond's story at the end of Brotherhood... as bullshit as it was. I'm on to you, cat. Its actually called Black Ops how do you know what they look like? Don't start with the "if you believe him" bullshit again when you even corroborated his story... Are you talking about her pussy? How can you not love Artosis? That guy looks like a sweet lil goddamn puppy all the time My friend must be conspiring with the Swedish. Your using that sharpie wrong A good product perhaps, but not one i'll recommend to and 'dry' people i know why the TIL where the term "blue balls" came from Actually you can even leave the straw in as long as a portion of the straw wrapper is placed over the end. used...... underwear? maybe...if you go commando under those hipster tight jeans good god riot, just take my wallet You would talk to yourself ? my only point is that you downloaded a pirate program, and knowingly and willingly put your password and email into it...... Hands down the sickest thing I've seen on Reddit so far. I don't want to live on the same planet as that stupid kid. This makes our 2Km x 2Km x 2Km giant cave that starts at bedrock worthless "Scar Jo" Please no ^^ Speak for yourself, i'd rather live in a prison where i could at least read books etc than die. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ i still want a beta key i see what you did there I went to a redditor meetup. I drank and drank well after I got the look from everyone else. Except for one so I verbally told him about the subreddit, and its was up to that fucker to subscribe from there....if he remembered. I agree that the environment created by an absent father may be the cause. However, I feel like that article predicted my life exactly How about an even more simply 'feature'; changing your email Yoda is in the Jedi-Masters file Thought it was a spider trap before I clicked the thumbnail In a storage container/dumpster with gf....Yeah i know, ..... Yes, because all TSA supporters are trolls ******* ******* But, one can argue you arrived there via your dads penis That would be cold chocolate. Click the link... It has the actual picture. "Hey what the fuck are the- " I don't...Just... I think we all have been trolled . >In five years, you know how many times I've been shot at? Once. How many times have I had to direct traffic? Hundreds. Which one have I been trained on? Stop filing false rape accusations against AdmiralMouseyPants*! The fact that this is considered to be newsworthy and jokes about painkillers in the trailer after the events of this offseason. The fuck am I looking at? I really, really hope you're not being serious. I was interested in seeing this show... Lowest tickets are $90. Straight male 22 here. I have long hair that is somewhat curly/wavey and a super curly beard. I've only gotten compliments for both except from family members who like to call me amish lol. If I straighten my hair girls get jealous cause of how straight I get it, but I only straighten it every once and awhile. Actually got a make out sesh first weekend of freshman year because of my hair lol It is all dependent on the person as you can see here, but I hear more likes than I do hates. As of right now its down to the middle of my back not straightened, but I am usually wearing my stoner sock cap so it hides most of it. If I had to generalize (don't take any offense please) that a women who is high maintenance won't like your long hair if you don't take care of it (i.e. style it), but a woman who is low maintenance will like your hair if you at least brush it and wash it (which at least washing you should do anyhow ) ^_^ best way to describe my hair is if you brush it back and thats it, looks jesus style lol and straightened it looks very punk/"emo" No pain no gain, bro just remap the keys yourself Whats skin colour got to do with it? L.A. drivers are worse Craig David soundtrack..? Oh, I see you need a paid subscription for MLS.com. I think anyone who has done that, probably needs some meds.... Sadly I never even make it to the ramp The moderators should be deleting any Daily Mail trash with extreme prejudice. This is /r/politics, not /r/makingshitup. Thanks for telling me an hour before its over Internet Explorer? I only used three in the example. Typo's are fun. this is how my parents bathroom is. no joke Looks like someone didn't return the kneeler to the upright position. "How can you say you love her if you can't even eat her poop?" No masturbating in class. ... ok ill admit i want the girl too I'm just a random Redditor who thought that people would enjoy a Spider-Man reference (stare face for no reason) Eagle Scout here. Yes you should have. PlayStatino. This is the opposite of proving me wrong. Rebplican + Viable Presidential Candidate = I hadn't until I read that article on Cracked. What's with the commas? > Now answer me this. Why did my buddy's ford fiesta come without rear defrosters as well as no back wiper Sweet zombie jesus, I hate when I click before I think. This isn't how I wanted to see her. I opened it, and it started up Mass Effect 2 for me I didn't forget the fact you used a jpg for text When I do mouse cervical dislocations I usually feel bad about their prospects of having a proper family of their own. I hate to be that guy, because I agree with all the sentiments here. But I was also "intrigued" when I learned that whoever took pics fromher phone also took them from Jessica Alba, Ali Larter plus another 40 celebs. . So confused. My heart says no, but my boner says yes. lol, first few games i ever played, i don't bother with new accounts after I got my sealegs. They remind me that i'm still i'm still jenny from the block Really? Millhouse's middle name is Mussolini The National Enquirer and the Herald have finally merged? Same thing happened to me but with paper towel dispenser replacement. I figured out that it was cheaper to switch over to the electric things and submitted it to IDEA. They rejected it, and then implemented it about 4 months down the road. On top of that, my Sq. CC put me on building detail the week they came in so I could install them, because I "seemed to be the most knowledgeable." This isn't a Michael Jackson thread. Keep the small Bobbies outta here. >In five years, you know how many times I've been shot at? Once. How many times have I had to direct traffic? Hundreds. Which one have I been trained on? That isn't the disapproval face Sucks even worse to have to explain your own joke... g-g-g-GAMERTAG? No it doesn't. I just cleaned 350 unread and 600 read emails from mine. I actually wrote down a list of like 20 questions because my parents had our pastor (at the time) over for bible study (new church so had to lern teh rulez). I brought the list and asked a few of the questions and even used mathematical questions. He just made fun of me for being too complex. Still bothers me Good to see someone posted it. Man oh man, am I excited! I've been dying to get my fingers on Ulysses's outfit. What I meant to say is I've dying to tie all these loose ends together. trade complete! thanks everyone. people in trade servers were asking for a rec. Fuck you, Michael Bay $300 really I feel like things like that were designed to see how well we could be trained and taught. I've actually turned away from hip hop in a lot of ways due to the modern hip hop era. So much of rap today is filled with materialism, a lack of intellectualism, and is just plain simple (like one tag line being drunk in a club with a ho repeated over and over for an entire song ). I know one can still find "smart" hip hop, but it's rarer and rarer, and reality is the smart stuff doesn't get any play. Nowadays I listen to a lot of beats and EDM type stuff like Mux Mool, Nosaj Thing, Dimlite, Guts, Gramatik, ediT, Four Tet, Mochipet, Mophono, Mount Kimbie, Star Slinger, Teebs, etc. I love finding hip hop influence in other music. I love beats. I hate where the majority of lyrics have gone. Comp You know what i meant. We are not your homework help. Please refer to the necessary text books. Seriously though a screenshot.... Reminds me of a friend of the family about their 9 year old son. He's just "stocky" and has just been going through a growth spurt the past 8 years. The poor kid comes home from school depressed as hell because the kids tease him for his weight, and she just doesn't get it. He eats and eats and eats, and she feeds him the most unhealthy fried junk. This kid doesn't see a vegetable unless it's been deep fried first. Or she'll say he's being healthy by drinking juice cocktail instead of soda, but he's still chugging an entire bottle of sugar. The worst part? She's diabetic and a nurse, she should know better meetup... * * I get shit all the time at my school, I'm one of the only students that gives two fucks about gay rights. Did I mention I'm straight too, I fucking love living in Texas ... Ughh. That's the shittiest feeling. I had a '95 Plymouth Voyager van that was stolen from right outside my house on SE 35th.. twice. Both times it was stripped down and found ditched in some parking lot in the 'burbs (the 2nd time with the key broken off inside the ignition ). 99 seconds? I'm watching you... I plan on voting for Obama, not because I think he's been a particularly effective president but because I don't think this country can afford to have *any* of the GOP candidates in office right now, given their stance on not taxing the rich. Do me a favor: PM me your address. I don't want to hear an excuses for not having good smokes. I was like "aww that's so cute." Then I looked down. I don't really understand why you thought you had to use a meme to get your point across... >EDIT: Also, I'm not downvoting everyone else in this thread. What the hell, Reddit? I'm going to pretend you didn't ask that. Damn it I forgot you were around. >How do we know that's **her** mouse? All we can ever see is the cord. My old landlord in Bloomfield listed our house which was only a block from Penn ave in Garfield (also we had multiple car break ins and a mugging/assault in broad daylight on this block) as SHADYSIDE when we moved out. LOL good luck trying to rent out that shithole with porch carpet inside and wiring from the 1800s as a $1400/mo shadyside apartment. Dick. This website is not for advertising... You use a giant Lego block as a mouse? I had to explain to my band this weekend exactly who they were and how influential they are. I give my grandpa tech support all the time. Everything is at LEAST a double click. Everything. Usually it's waves of sporadically patterned double and triple clicks if there isn't an instant response Me too. Title implied nudity. Jo. Ja też When I first moved into my house was having the SAME thing. me and wife looking all over the place trying to find evidence. NOTHING. She was convinced that it was ghost... ....anyway, then one day it hit me....It was my aluminum siding and gutter on the house. the wind hits it sometimes and makes this insistent tapping noise. maybe yours is the same. TWO FUCKING THOUSAND EIGHTEEN..... Tell me about it. What about talking to people? Is it just me or does anyone else HATE talking to people during that time? They also get prosecuted for manslaughter when that happens. *indicate, possibly* Just Dance 2 and High School Musical...Must be a pedo-master 2.5 pounds a week on only a 500 cal/day deficit? Wow, so surprising. you asked for reasons why people like anal I gave them to you.... that is all *sigh* Is it because he didn't kill himself? She's lucky to be alive. How does Marketing not see this before it goes into mass production... ... and then posted a picture of what you googled... instead of going to the doctor "Pikachu just defeated Onyx ." Me @ age 10 Twelve years old and still didn't know about gas chambers in concentration camps... If this was on News 10, it does not surprise me. You can't fool ME, vuvuzela. $930,000, that will teach em! Right. Have you ever been to a hospital? Walk through the trauma bay of any ED (or for that matter the PICU, interventional radiology suite, or just operating room to name a few--cause you know all those transplants, neonatal surgeries, mended broken bones, restorations of vision, hearing and so on are all just treating the fucking symptom/not really practicing medicine), and TRY to tell me those people working 80 work weeks aren't practicing medicine. I heard you were a jerk.. Whipped Cream I just stared at that creepy image for 10 minutes before I realized you meant this ... My 11 year old cousin has more contacts than you. You mean... It doesn't just work? and at you not coming dude! :P you stared at it for 10 minutes?... looking for buildings?... what are we born yesterday? I wish there were an opposite to to convey just how much I approve of this Well peas don't exactly grow inside of the can. They come in a fresh form too Hockey fans misspelling the most famous name in hockey "job-killing regulation" Celery. I am lol but even the not shallow ones quit eventually. And dont get me started on the vegans... I thought you had a couple of valid points - some cyclists *are* quite visibly assholes - and then you ruined it all with that petty little complaint about cyclists on the bus taking a couple of seconds to deal with the rack. this: What kind of a school doesn't have one? downvoted for being a douche about it Re-read the comment... I am dissapoint.. I don't want to judge but 6 yr old cheerleaders?? There's a fetish for that ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ The only way I can do is by copy/paste. How do you type it? Agreed. Chris Rock joke, not the cleanest on the thread "[...]those pants look tighter than a ten year old ** ** pair of jeans[...] sigh of relief Wait. This means the mission was not accomplished... after all the comments turned to be about his nazi hat, they quickly disabled comments So people can make FB accounts for their newborn babies. You see Jesus and Freddy Mercury, and you pick Jesus? SUCK MY HAND gif of a photo TIL AMA DAE? [8] FTFY . Yeah, only got it because my meal plan covered it. My $100/week mandatory freshman mealplan and WINS! People choose to be brainwashed? I see what you did there I'm seeing this Yeah... Sure you are... Well I wouldn't have said anything about it had I not been shown/taught the meaning of that exact image in an American history class the day before. It's kind of insulting how you just blew off my attempt at being helpful You forgot the Juan de Fuca plate, the Cocos plate, and the Phillipine plate. 'Preciate that. Also, don't read the title of this thread. I met someone at a Christmas party who had polio and was on crutches, and I don't like to make assumptions about when people became disabled, so after mentioning that I had backpacked extensively through Yosemite, I asked if he had ever hiked there. The answer was Your cat: He also is associated with a Christianity cult that wants to actively bring on the apocalypse. Such... tiny... nipples... goto Being that it's 1,000 miles away, I'm really jealous I can't go. Apparently I missed the one in KC back in June (and the brew festival in St.L ) so I really need to start paying attention to things. An ad before an ad She's cute and I envy her boobs My thoughts on the internet spilling into real life: (p>Gears of War 3 is out now on PS3, Xbos 360 and PC for £34.99 and £29.99 respectively) All three. And I'd just finished having sex. Yeah. If she were any thinner, she'd be 2 dimensional I have two parents who smoke 2 packs a day... with 4 children. Then go on to complain about no money for bills or other necessities. STOP TOUCHING THE POINTS You be the judge. " " She is pooping and . especially if they say something like "aaaaawwwwkward". Well NOW you've made it fucking awkward haven't you?! I don't know, after seeing so many cases of police brutality I rather see them having a good time with their fellow citizens but, dude... at least don't pose for the camera. I think it might take her longer than a day to get steam running on his Xbox The wife looks a little young to me. Downvoted for cheating on r/circlejerk Not a bee and not a mosquito... I was young and had no patience. are...are those pictures of pictures? So how did they catch him? Correct. If everyone started cleaning and returning their own cart, all these people bitching about them would be left to bitch only about not having a job. Did you read the rest of the comments in that thread? I hate you. like i said, it's about your point of reference. for most people, yeah, the FMA dub is great. i just can't get into it, i'm too used to the japanese voices. probably the best dub i've come across after having seen the show in sub would be haruhi suzumiya. as sick as i am of hearing crispin freeman in EVERYTHING, he does fit kyon quite well, and the rest of the cast seemed to fit too. but lately i don't even bother trying the dub, because i'm so often disappointed with the comparison (i haven't even bothered to buy the dub of "slayers: revolution/evolution-r" despite how much i love the dub of the original, because they replaced david moo as xellos and DAVID MOO IS THE ONLY XELLOS THERE CAN EVER BE ). Yes, it's this Saturday! Woo-hoo! I would have linked to the official website, but it has apparently exceeded it's bandwidth limit... Yes, it's this Saturday! Woo-hoo! I would have linked to the official website, but it has apparently exceeded it's bandwidth limit... Congratulations, you have taken your first step towards becoming a furry and/or plushy. The guys is an ACC homer. Read his blurb for the Hokies. I thinking about deleting my Facebook profile cause they totally fucked up the privacy settings. You live in the states? As in the United States of America? What CAN'T you order in "the states"? i'd say it's obviously the *right* kind of jazz Well, he made some stupid decisions... Another brave stride towards legalisation for my non-kiwi brothers If you like to complain, you have to make account for it. results oriented! ... Just found out that there's a low-violance version for germany after visiting the steam-site, apparently they removed blood splatter textures that occur if you're shot by turrets. Was that really necessary? Seriously, I.... cable ties? "The uploader has not made this video available in your country". You're absolutely right. I don't. Karama whoring to the max, why not link to the thread, this post isnt even a day old The Worst hack I saw was a spy who used the enforcer, 100% crits, all day every day for the entire match. He was 3 shoting heavies. I can deal with most of the others since it's possible to get around them but that spy just did not die. Wait! Was I not suppose to click this link or the picture? Don Draper already died. i've literally gone from 1+ standing to 8+ standing THIS week, and i didnt play for "hundreds of hours" I knew this edible dildos idea wouldn't last long That is not how vampires work. Is that cream cheese..? I guess I'm used to the traditional Japanese stuff.... After seeing this I just realized we might look like Gollum obsessed with his preciousss when we're on Reddit... to myself OS X Lion hasn't managed to do this. You have to go into the activity monitor & force close it. Your bomb icon scares and delights me. .... think i should go back to sleep. Sorry about that. USA! USA! The music industry? Can't tell if sarcasm, or stupid What? Well, at least he's not on the drugs... I'll have to remember to not click links from you . Wait...what makes you think I'm a chick? You played this game WRONG Trodde jag skulle få läsa om ett missfall på krogen. B- here. They call me at all hours of the night if I miss a donation date. One time, I got an email with the details of a transplant patient who was "literally waiting for your blood on the brink of death!" Wow, I didn't realize that. I was just going to blow it off, but I might have to go now. Still, it's really sad that I can't even give away Padres tickets for FREE. Elevation Burger must have caught everyone's eye. Too good to post this to r/newjersey? Pero, pero, nomas como 15 comentamos Wishbone? Whats the story behind this? I don't have lucid dreams, but most of the time, I try to have sex with people in my dreams anyway. Once, I tried to have sex with my father. . 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I've had " " work on every Mac I've had, except the one where I forcibly removed all the Asian fonts. Who started this myth? better drag it in the right direction... Changing it to lowercase does not count sees kid eating mud, takes the camera to take a pic It's a good think I keep a dirty bomb strapped to my ankle. They'll never catch me. at least you didnt find lemon juice in there Did you write your username in blood? karma I did Blackwater. The Gray Bookshelf. Why do people even take a car to the gym in the first fucking place... But.. what about annie? What an awesome video! Thanks a lot for posting. One thing I couldn't help but notice is that more than half of the highway you were on looked like it was in bad shape **Officials say death not likely linked to recent break-in** first i was like ...then i clicked and i was like [](/lol) Haven't seen this one before such a good tournament... and they use totalbiscuit. Clicking on the link makes you auto-subscribe to the publishers you tube channel. Not cool. Green Bong. ...and there's K2 in the picture I feel like the only HP fan who doesn't like Sirius x Lupin and/or find these things amusing ಠ ಠ hahaha 'you?? I went through that scrapbook when i was first thinking about going to FF....my dad saw it and was like "**this** is what goes on at those things? " ಠಠ ಠಠ bluish gray stack of laptops.... it's a sailboat. (╯ ）╯︵sʞɔıpəıpɹoəlpoop I like techno, but that song was just first I was :D then （╯ ）╯ ︵ ┻━┻ Beige Curtain red bed post I saw all the comments above about the different colored mice uniting and was genuinely confused. I just figured that all the people who kept their pet mice next to the computer had found each other. It clicked when I saw your comment. The Tan Dentures! Alex Jones. The Red Door ... hmm Because, it's obviously much better to disrespect your mother when she doesn't know. LIKE A BOSS I guess I'm the Black Nail Polish Remover? I can't imagine why it was "short-lived". （╯ ）╯ ︵ ┬──┬ Black Tower I hope those are your children ಠ_ （╯ ）╯˙ןɐɯɹou oʇ ʞɔɐq 'ǝɹǝɥʇ You are good at taking pictures you may call me... the black chronic gin and tonic White headphones. "EYEtalian" This is going to give me away , Grey Vaporizer ...why can I see this on trees? I would never order my trees with a side of f7u12. Wow, way to judge someone by outward appearences. White Trash is a little presumptuous given that I'm STATUS native american no estoy seguro si es broma o es en serio Red Pillow > [](/louder "My face when there are no comments.") So that's why I haven't gotten my order yet. Nothing Tower, or The Furry Tower depending on if you count body hair or not I'm unsure how I feel about that. Ah, well you didn't say they were dry. In that case... Nate Jaqua - $140,000 pink sock Black Monster White monster here. I got your back! Let's get these guys. Roar..... Plaid Cellphone ~~ ~~ Gray iHome or Gray cup. Brown Screwdriver University of Texas has commercials can't...see...wallpaper... LoL screen won't move White Ruler You son of a bitch. - - - - - * （╯ ）╯ ︵ There, back to normal. Comic Sans NOPE! . And also NOPE at least know what it looks like... Pink Kitty! I read Russian, toxic cloud, and Chelyabinsk, and I immediately think of a nuclear disaster. Wight Charger Yes. Everyone in America has enough disposable income to buy a boat. If the average person bought a boat, it'd be like the one the gang buys in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Red Blanket did you write Karma Police by Radiohead [?] OP is the worst kind of suck grey bush. I thought this was about the drink. Why? The Blue Lamp ... You are scary. ... I like it. teeth marks on the puppy. The grey dental floss If you're talking USD they're practically the same right now What do YOU mean "you people"? Jesus Christ, that's screwed up on so many levels. How old was her brother? And then a certain news channel happens to make a story about it. So you honestly think a blind person can see/hear ASCII art? ...that was supposed to be a joke? The Black Pillow Black on the outside, downy white on the inside. G g Electrocuting babies when they get happy around flowers and toys. He also wears womens jeans. Seeing Minecraft the first time reminded me of that Lego piece I will be getting sexytime with one of them... as soon as she gets off the rag The black mom It's almost like they want Obama to win because they've realized that it doesn't matter if a Dem is in office, they'll get their way with congress. All the while still blaming the dems because they're 'leading the nation'. Upvote... Just for you... it was good, there were a few high pitched moments but good none the less. I fucking HATE when people leave floating trees around our server. Luckily I know everyone on it personally so I can beat them with a pipe if they get outta line. Oh really? I had no idea. Bringing Lebedev to Hong Kong? That sounds fun F6U4 Interesting username I am not whitelisted. You sir, or madam, are sadistic. God damn! One comment and it was exactly what I was going to say! I thought to my self, "Hmm only one comment, surely it isn't what I plan on posting" click* ... I think he was setting up a Yellow Submarine reference. the main reason why i'm still single... uhh you should know better than to link it directly to gawker media sites on reddit Working there isn't any better Although there is a noticeable difference between DX and HR (DX is a true FPS/RPG hybrid and HR is more of a FPS game with RPG elements), you're doing something very, very wrong Me too... what kind of parent calls their son Was? let's meet kids in the park Yeah, Liverpool haven't had any bad results in the last few years. Watch what you say to my GR pal A major one. If a guy were to say this about a random woman, he'd be given the chair. He looks Jewish. Let me go and get my ironing board. Thank you, that seemed to have helped. Still though, fuck that helicopter. what fuckery is this? HEHMAGOD YESSSS I LOVE YOU REDDIT...too bad i have safeeyes and have to break it through a long and complicated process every time i want to play...  I, too, need to know... for uh.. science. don't tell me you use the cigarette filters in your joints? It winked at me Good lord this game hates me... Shit, now you are trying to make us think about bieber porn in minecraft I seriously thought you were gonna ask him how long his pee stick was lol. for me. nvm, the animation is showing 3 now... Free DLC is awesome but 90% of the DLC for Bad Company 2 were just new modes for existing maps. People weren't suspicious they were annoyed that it didn't actually include well you know new maps. Seriously. karma whore and dont even link the original site.. It's terrible on tablet browsers. I can't move the screen left or right because it assumes I'm trying to navigate to the previous or next article. were you trying to do the look of disapproval? Are you serious? Twilight spotted. Looking at you BBC HAHAHAHA.... Blacknificant? [](/angel " ")I probably should just ignore this, but um. Can we please not joke about rape here? It's not funny or remotely in the spirit of ponies. This be a rather obscure novelty account So much about what I just saw I don't know enough to say, but historical precedent would seem to indicate that a few infinities here and there just teach you how to ignore math while still using it. Renormalization only a 100 bucks for the original size ** ** David Quinn quoted Ι was expecting a post about Karma (the champion) being a total bitch Ever since the "Mushroom War" le le le le le le le le le le I quit, I don't care if you do. ಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠ ಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠ W-why are all ending in .jpg? How in the world will I see if they really are gifs or not without checking all of them manually? I started playing Crysis in Rambo-mode, and then realized invisibility was overpowered. I tried to convince my wife that eSports was more important than having a baby. But then she went into labor to prove me wrong... As a girl in computer science, that definitely just made me . What, pray tell, would that mean in this case? the tf2 ripoff completed meet the pyro before valve did I try to keep my eyes above the waist, but his underwear makes it look like his thingy has spiderman eyes That's funny--about 10 minutes after I replied above, I was going into Gamestop and a woman called out, "Oh, you have those cute ugly slippers on!" I was all . I get comments about them, and I usually take that opportunity to stress that they are made for strenuous physical activity and that they are pretty uncomfortable as your feet "re-learn" how to walk in the hope that it will prevent people from buying them for the novelty and trend factor. :-/ I can't stand that. Music That's not how it works You fucked up. Your book criticized communism/socialism rather than fascism and authoritarian conservatism. I don't remember that happening in any of the seven seasons of That '70s Show. * * this is a farm trick to catch cows attention. they ring the bell when feeding time comes for the cows. In this occasion they rang it to attract the cows, making the illusion that they are enjoying the jazz.... I FUCKING HATE THAT COMMERCIAL Rickrolling went to shit when the Macy's Day parade picked up on it. God damn that was a disgrace ** ** It's more like graphic design/math/problem solving/drafting all in one. Of course, it depends on what specific thing you want to go into. I want to do level design, personally, and pretty much my entire family is . Yeah level design sounds pretty sweet, and while my family says they are supportive, I think they are secretly . No there's not. Do you know anything about coding? "Well over 180 IQ"? That's a *little* tough to believe. He's got you there. I'm convinced this kid is an evil genius I know, aren't they the cutest:3 Except when they put their meat-hooks in you First time I saw the grim reaper. Second time I saw that gay wizard kid. Unless he really is a cyclops . OPs name is 3poundshit. >--Women's boobs are attached to them and are sensitive. DO.NOT.TRY.TO.PRY.THEM.OFF. God fucking dammit. That comma. That's one awkward looking pic of her. I mean, she could still get it but who holds their legs while sitting UP? Minerva's face: I'm Australian. ...How do you know? The rest of her? And it used to be said the only thing IE was good for was downloading firefox Um yeah, also Russian women aren't all impoverished. It's always the same person as well That horse is Epona. Chrono Trigger? I'm not 11 Nope. I really hope I never end up on the same road as you. hey that's my brother's name! There is no contest To follow suit, our cooking class, ratio of 2:1. 2 girls, 1 cup. >Um yeah, also Russian women aren't all impoverished. Who the hell seriously writes like that? NOOOOOOO! Are you kidding me? WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS EXIST??? I honestly don't understand this My Little Pony shit, let alone that > i've dated girls that thought it was ok to skip 3 days and then "take all 3 extra to catch up" meta- Well let's get some pictures of your daughter on there stat. We've been waiting 13 years already. with all of the emerging problems in the world, your newest hope is for the decriminalization of drugs? DAMNIT NOT TIM Who and where are you playing? wait....someone went to the brewpub and didn't get bourbon county draft? but got 312.... There's a 40kg overweight transexual at my gym. She's not ashamed to get into shape, so why should you be? Uncalled for Glad to see I'm not the only one. Joe Buck xD I don't think the person that just down voted you understands why you're 'ing. Upvoted :-P I've been doing my birthdays all wrong then. Is that you mom? Why would you post that? Harmon's would be great except you can't just buy one donut. I also do the date change, however, I worked late yesterday, got home exhausted, and just completely crashed when I got home. I woke up to 37 new wall posts. redditor for 2 minutes. You'd basically be executing billions of people LMAO oh you! Apple? You shop at WalMart? repost Masturbation is the stimulation of ones' own genitalia, not molesting strangers I'm not poo-pooing anything . I have sawdust everywhere because I tried to use my bookcase shelves as a ladder. Hey reddit, I saw some guy get shot across the street, should I call the cops or just ignore it? Nice and harmless...Unlike that one family portrait where they glued the baby to the window to keep him standing there better than megan fox Yea well I have a new electric can opener a it doesn't like me. 223 days. My face during this entire thing has been: **but not using bi contributes to that problem!** 'Bi' wouldn't detract from that. Why does no one just use the number keys?! They call *that* roughing the passer? My ex had 38E (and she was 21), and I had a field day with those. Then she got them reduced instead of trying to lose the weight first . She now lives with scars for rest of her life with the weight still there. Dumb. You were 13 when you came up with "CUNTCRUNCHER"? (> )>--|=====> You are to be executed at dawn. The thing that disturbs me about this album is not the content, but the fact that what we see is only what the photographer was *able to capture.* I don't even want to think about what was going on out of view or when the camera wasn't in use. But I really don't know what that means. Instant reaction; This whole fucking thread.. duuuuuuude Is it bad that I laughed? 753 days r/fifthworldproblems...and maybe beyond it. There are only 248 items and their position never changes. I see what you did there... ... How? Only a Sith deals in absolutes I took a picture of my girlfriend's breast and all it found were pictures of dogs. Mama testa. Mama tes-ta. Mama Te-s.... ...... .... Dear god. indeed. Hi. OP here. I'm so sorry I ruined your day. Please ignore the post if you've already seen it. It does for me Spiderbro.... It makes complete sense... Since when has the sun risen from the south But..rite aid is a pharmacy...why the dildos? I still don't understand why fellow redditors fap to facebook pictures.. showed my girlfriend reddit and she came across one of these and I had to explain to her that I didn't Why are you looking from the neck up? What kind of resolution is that ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ** ** Smart thinking keeping lotion and tissues next to your bed. I too have a runny nose and dry feet. Exactly. Well at least he got his bottle cap back. If your not from the south, prepare for culture shock. Some southerners are actually retarded, other are rednecks who just love the outdoors and a simple life. There are extremes of course, and as always there are exceptions, but I live here and I fuckin hate it. I'm not sure where shes from, but if your looking for a "southern belle", head to Texas, or Missouri, or Arkansas. Stay the hell away from the lower east coast, they far outshine even Mississippi in blatant bizarre stupidity. Also, that "attitude" may well come from a complete and utter disuse of the brain, OR it could just be a South Carolina upbringing, and shes working on her MBA. Damn. Show the snake. Fariseos, idolatras, incircuncisos e impíos éstos. I'm not. and that fucker has an 86 rating in FIFA12... "possible" nsfw... Taking pictures in a secluded area hmm? this thread seen this post 5 times all from different people . . dont like reposts Somebody got a FUCKIN' PROBLEM with Carl Sagan? Aw fuck, the guy who wrote this is a pre vet student. good resource, never seen this before... So we're probably spending $35k+ on far east movement alone... Damm... what I could do with that amount of money. Drake would ask 200k+ for a performance The proper question is why have two people criticized how OP didn't link to the comic, without going through the effort to find the source. You smiling... Defilier My secret shame. I . . . I'm *pretty sure* Bethesda weren't the first to use scrolls, friend . . . Thank GOD you understand where I'm coming from. So damn many people down here fucking THRIVE in their own ignorance. It's fuckin exasperating when you ask someone if they know about something, and they respond with "Nuh uh, caws ahm frum tha cuntry, HYU HYU HYU!". Seriously? Living near trees doesn't mean you have to be the intellectual equivalent of a slug. I don't claim to be perfect by any means at all, nor do I truly claim to be better than anyone else. I'm from Texas, and we have our fair share of retards, fuckups and idiots, but I'm fairly certain that the average IQ where I live currently is in the single digits. It just feels like living in a giant mental institution, except all the patients have fuckin jobs and are aloud to drive . Sorry, I didn't mean to stomp all over the original post lol. Maclin dropped that pass. So holding left click was out of the option? > WELL THANKS Yes. Oh but I can. Yes. The song is beautiful. I hate GameStop & their overpriced used games. I usually use Amazon to pickup games. Also, Best Buy's NEW price's are usually lower than GS's USED prices. Well Leonard is my new hero. I despise the overweight When you found out he had kids you couldn't resist? This was this one guy, who looked a lot like me in junior high. We were best friends at the time and it lasted for quite some time. But, something changed in 8th grade... all of a sudden he calls me out on some things he didn't like about me. He called me a racist (but who doesn't like a good joke?) and an awful friend (which I never quite grasped what he meant by that.) After his short, unstructured rant, he *hired* people to insult me and call me gay. I thought this was rather desperate. We got within a few feet and I verbally assaulted him and asked why he did this. He replied "for glory" . We still go to high school and i see him occasionally. Hes just another typical piece of excrement that high school produces. The Jr. is 12" Why is she sleeping next to Scootaloo . . . ( ) I apologize. ** ** This made me install Bootcamp, buy the game on amazon digital ($30, compared to steam ), and install burger mod, just to be able to do this in the regular game. Thats all well and good but the data caps still suck hard. Proponents of NBN keep putting forth all these wonderful ideas of new services that wouldnt be possible without it, but I really dont think any of those kind of things will be realistic with these adsl era caps! i am disappoint Will people start admitting toss is UP now?? 4 toss players in ro32 code s and MC and Alicia are now out of GSL completely. I really do over use this but, Yeah, because in-flight warnings are such an inconvenience. Interesting. Watches are of "meh" quality from the look of it. But I'll support a Redditor. Signed up. You'd better not email me every damn day though. Or every week for that matter. Marry her. I once dated a chick who was offended that i told a girl at a register, i had found the pair of pants in the 20% off section. "Multiple positions" False advertising. it's as important as the WTF is right! Last time I ate at Jack in the Box I was sick for two weeks. I wrote an angry email to corporate and they gave me gift certificates. I'm honestly not much of a fan of 4chan myself. I just didn't know where else to lurk . I just found the characters in the show far too annoying I don't know if it's just because it's the first episode or what, maybe I'll give it another try sometime. Blue waffle That video.. ** ** Transformers. I'm sure that was fun for the whole server. Yes, because if you've been persecuted, it's *impossible* for you to be intolerant. Tits or gtfo I guess that did not change now that Duke is finally out I'm thirteen and what is this? As a toothbrush... Dave... you posted this at 2 AM. On a Monday. My thought was driving straight, and the "turning" would be subtle. my apologies for using a bad analogy. You listen to Dark Side of the Moon on shuffle... let me assure you, Internet Spaceships is srsbsns I hope that doesn't mean next year Unfortunately I don't have the luxury of much fridge space... I have two roommates and only one fridge for the three of us. It's tough to fit more than 6 at a time in the fridge with the roomies' Coors Light and PBR in the way -ary??? i guess you scared the shit out of your cat? This man... has a point. Butchers ( ) Final Fantasy IX. About to write a disagreeing post. Then I thought deeper into what you just said... Stay in school kids yep got from the main city, to the rich part, ended in the last place i quit manually, and even better, i was on low health with a door to bash down and zombies spawning inside Yes because it means i have bought a second SSD just so i can have a dedicated 80GB SSD for games Are you sure? Hint: get your hair *cut*. lol this is true. archons were shit before the buff because the range and concussive shells Is this really something worth arguing over or even pointing out?! "The tooth fairy, Easter Bunny, Santa and God are real!"; (10 years later) "The tooth fairy, Easter Bunny, and Santa aren't real, sweetie." *Lol, missed one, parents.* "Nope." **INCEPTION** Or sweat from someone's hair. Cannot unsee. I'll admit I was one of the boneheads who had the Chiefs D on my team. I decided 5 min before the games started last Sunday that it would be smart to but the Chiefs D in because they are facing the Bills and sit the Ravens D because they were playing the Steelers. Needless to say the Chiefs D are no longer on my team, and as for the Raven D when I started them this week: American Football in India? Competitive players need to be able to see whats in front of them Because I want something that's "baller" I thought the Cardio challenge was a reference to Zombie Land I remember my first j. First thought, "Why would you put a pack of tampons with that headline" . Sigh of relief when realising it was floss. Still blaming you for the mental image though. Type out the disapproval eyes, but make them HUGE. only third? are you SERIOUS?? Theatrical wide format is too wide, man How long are your pubes? Great, so furries can be even creepier. Yet you care enough to keep commenting > He turns into a *stag* in the third book. you just confused the hell out of me no video? that's not an answer! but thank you anyway, i'll take your advice nonetheless First person to make a Dragon Ball meme reference is getting kicked in the balls so hard their eyes fall out. Redditor for 18 minutes i still have 5 hours to go..... and i have school tomorrow dont know what im gonna do, probably play all night... Not how I roll. Nothing against it however. Quit fucking posting spam Is that a stuffed dog behind his left shoulder? Ok here is a question for anyone? Why is it that the $100,000 or so that I'll spend on cars over my life time. (say 4 new cars in the 20,000 range over a lifetime) is seen as a depreciating asset or throwing away 30% as soon as you drive off the lot, yet college is always scene as this great investment? Without the car I can't work. It allows me more time with the ones I love, and it gives me a freedom. Much could be said of a college however one is seen as far superior then the other For a couple of seconds I thought it said slaughtered instead of sheltered, I went a fish is not a dolphin ... Only a pedophile would think that way Yeah, fuck all those people who spent the time to craft an interesting single player story with scripted events and set pieces, right? Did he just hurl the ball into that cameraman? Renaming minecraft.jar to minecraft.exe . I think he actually thought it would work, too. I was trying to find some relation to the previous comments until I saw your name... Same, I was like :D, then I was like Well I guess I'll have my tabard planned out years in advance. I loved that movie, probably one of my favourites. For some reason no one has fucking heard of it You get back on Google and FIND IT A couple of months ago, I saw an overweight girl I kind of know on facebook, who (justifiably) gets upset when people make fun of chubby women, post a picture of a super-thin model. A whole lot of other overweight girls on her friends list flocked to the post to make fun of how "nasty" the thin model was, and how anyone with that body type is "disgusting". I commented that it's cruel to make fun of people with weight problems either way, whether they be underweight or overweight, but got told it was okay to make fun of the skinny girl because "she probably has anorexia". Because making fun of people with a severe, potentially deadly condition is also totally fine...? I did That blog post was a satire, right? Please tell me it was a satire. Or know how to focus a camera. As someone who watches hockey I can safely say the periods last much longer than 20 minutes Most of the time I'm True Neutral. I'll just deal with it. I'll just have a look of . Apparently I hate you. Forbidden! Great looks like I can't play Xin for a couple of months at least. You didn't find this on Yahoo Answers, you found this elsewhere on the Internets. I'm on to you I may be a creepy uncle, but that doesn't make me a sex offender! As an electrical engineer and an atheist... Domestic abuse, and hurting someone's genitals is the proper solution. I need four people to join me. Lets do this That's horrible. I feel ~~your~~ you (sorry bout that ) girl. I hope things get better! And Norton is STILL $60 today. You can call a squirrel a "rat", but it's still a squirrel. *SI* Muy Bueno *ANNNNDRE*. AND I FOUND YOUR TWITTER. Better not tweet any more pictures of your outfits... Just named my new kitten Lucca. I'm watching you. " " superior get over yourself U.S.A you're in deep shit right now. *ANYBODY* lol, all I can see in my head is your roommate doing various things around the house - unpacking groceries, putting on make-up, reading a book - and you slowly sticking your head around a corner with eyes, looking for a toothbrush Well I'm glad to see someone is fighting the good fight against . . . the use of plastics in water purification? Y U NO LOVE R.C. PRO-AM? I've got to go with not knowing the difference between your and you're after graduating. I'm much more disappointed about that. Captain Iron Man forever alone...well, until *then* that is... FUCK THIS GUY SO HARD. He's ruined pretty much every conversation I've had about games in school. I'm 17 years old and he still fucked up a perfectly good discussion on New Vegas the other day by claiming he had seen the Xbox 720. Wow there really is a subredit for everything . Any personal suggestions? yeah I commented on wrong the comment. Guitar during the zapocalypse? And attract the horde?! My god, America is just as retarded as I thought. ಠ_ಠ (On top of that, I just realised I say Oh my god and Jesus Christ and shit a lot even though I'm an atheist... ) Edit: What the fuck is with those LODs? Their conversation hurts my brain... You can tell they're from the south with that fucking yeehaw bit. Explains a lot really Hell that's exactly where I am. I'm likely in a different time zone. Reddit never sleeps... I went to Australia's largest music festival, without having slept the prior 24 hours. 8 hours into the event, I needed to rest my eyes for a spell in a quiet park. People kept coming up to where I was resting, yelling at, and shaking me. I appreciated their intentions but i'm not sure... but i feel like admiral Akbar is screaming at me right now... seems familiar... I swear, if this is their 'big news'.... The clever trolls at DICE may have won again, but we'll be back... I don't think so. Hold on a second. There's a leopard feeding on an impala, out on my DICK. IMA woman My friend has this as his desktop background on his laptop. I call shenanigans Dont forget " " this is what I use for the reddit sign. .m4a (works as a javascript variable in most browsers) I guess it depends on the context... I think it's a reasonable degree of jealousy that can be solved with communication and compromise, but would you honestly say that to your current girlfriend rather than explaining the situation or compromising? I'm commenting on both things she said rather than taking one point and running with it. The lack of photos of said planking incidents in this article bothers me. So you're the person who leaves public toilets like that There doesn't seem to be anything more about it though, so it might not have happened for certain reasons. Idonoe, last time I tried to properly look at Tripwire's site it seemed they hadnt properly updated it since RO1 As if majoring in music leaves your available prospects as 'retail' or 'fast food'. TL;DR: This just reminded me how many times I have actually read the original WoW (vanilla) manual, on the toilet even long after I stopped playing. What is wrong with me Apple sticker... LOL looking forward to Saturday, its going to be a great game! We'll try to get payback for you stealing Steward That's not how boobs work. I'd rather know before that point (╯ )╯︵˙pɐǝʇsuı (ʎɔɐɹnɔɔɐ ɹoɟ uoıʇɐʇıɔ ɐ uǝʌǝ puɐ) uoıʇɔǝɹɹoɔ ןnɟdןǝɥ ɐ ɹǝɟɟo ʇsnظ uɐɔ ʎǝɥʇ uǝɥʍ buıɥʇǝɯos ʇnoqɐ ǝʌısuǝɟǝp puɐ pǝpuǝɟɟo ʎןqıpǝɹɔuı ʇǝb ǝןdoǝd uǝɥʍ buıʎouuɐ ʎןןɐǝɹ s,ʇı Women at playgrounds can be crazy too. Once I took my kids to a park and I had a cast on my leg covered by pants, so I took a seat on a bench where I could see most of the playground and let my kids go play. About 10 minutes later, this woman walks up holding my daughter's hand and started bitching me out for not pushing her on the swing. It was one of the bigger wtf moments of my life. Jungle = 2 Butchers and a Floater at a time didnt even try and change it a little to make it somewhat original? Lens flare This was just posted like two weeks ago Several years ago I worked at a Potbelly (hospitality focused sandwich joint), where people would universally treat you like shit, despite myself & coworkers trying to genuinely care about customers. So a well dressed man walks in and I say "Hi there, how's it going?" He replies "Better than you! *(sticks his finger in my face)* Because you're working for *me* right now!" When I looked at my replies and saw this image... I started wondering what the hell I said to deserve that kind of response. It all makes sense now. dumb bitches will do anything for attention. - I beleive it should make you feel like that, how can you possibly insert something like dolphin masturbation in conversations often? Dude, spoilers /s You're already in bed with her, and *then* offer her money for sex. Someone and his puppet accounts lol, LAME Shit, you are so alpha... What in the actual fuck [](/angel " ") Lee looks very for some reason. Cual amarillismo? esta diciendo la pura verdad Wtf? Like half of these comments are downvoted wishing him happy b-day...this thread is full of assholes... I honestly hate it when people come into the store I work at and buy $150.00 of crab legs and then swipe their EBT card. You're not sure why you shouldn't assume that disagreeing with you is a sign of stupidity. So the alternative is to cheat? Well played sir... Well played indeed My fault I forgot... hit pressurized metal container with ax...wearing shorts By the time I feed myself I have maybe $0 left over. Because as a small business owner I pay myself only what I need. The rest goes into the business. If I wanted the fame and acknowledgement, I don't think I would have stated "Unless I forgot that was really a video and somehow remembered it so well I thought it was us... Oh man I honestly can't remember " ;) WOW THAT IS SUPER FUNNY ~~ ~~ I Liked it.... Ahem i mean **Me Gusta** Yes, but don't worry. The sheer volume of codes and ordinances almost guarantee that everyone is guilty of something. Wins count and no losts count.. Yes, I know. I surfed in CS 1.6. >Fifth year: They can't send someone so incompetent that we'll learn nothing... Umbridge ... Dumbledore will help... Dumbledore can't help. > the solid block aluminum float towers had been broken off You go to McDonalds to eat a salad? Subtitled gif ... give me a god-damn youtube link knobhead Wow, they really put a lot into that.... That means cat-girl-man You better not only if you use fertiliderp I haven't been following SC drama for a week and I thought that all of this was real. PVC + heat = It is gonna be fucking hard to not get caught blowing my boyfriend while he drives now ow. stalking your user profile, for submitted pictures. "boobs, nice. ass, nice. ass, in sexy as hell lingerie, niiiice. gee, i wonder what's next? one week old baby?" [](/hamsters " ") ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Like putting a sticker over the laser on a mouse. Hilarious THOSE ARE APES. Or maybe before spending his money on things he doesn't understand yet, he decided to visit a popular community of gamers to see what it's all about. it was these eyes what would elephants do without humans helping them fuck? amazing that they procreated their species all this time without us ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Dude. I still don't understand why you think that is funny. ಠ_ಠ wickedಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Erm, no, no it's not Comment comment ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ 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I am a woman. Hence the username. So we can abort babies after they are born? Sweet! Top centre of the screen, there is a down arrow - tap it and a bar with "in response to" and "your reply" appears. You can drag it left and right for other options, including . OMG. SO AWESOME. Thanks! As a liberal arts person, I have to ask: does this deserve because it's really hard or really easy? i'm 18 and play yugioh Became very good friends with a girl who was roommates of a friend. Two months in I realized that I was romantically attracted to her, but was really scared of ruining our friendship by asking her out. Four months after that I finally laid it all on the line to see if there was any mutual attraction. She responded by saying that I possessed all of the qualities that she wanted in a SO, but without feeling any romantic attachment to me. Then she slept with another mutual friend and complained about it directly after. If you have to ask, then the is looking at you. is awesome. The 1950's. I'm a white male... Go Tea Party!!!! Coming from a generic racist, how can I be sure I can trust your intentions to be good? But, so is everyone else One person does not represent all liberals. Peruvian here. Let me assure you, that is NOT any Tuesday night. 12 in vatican city It's fucking "Hear, hear." El taco loco 3 used to be 24 hrs but now it's only so on weekends and Friday? Give them a call to make sure, but it's great late night grub. It's on magnolia, near PCH. Congratulations! Your has evolved into ರдರ ! Cousins? Skiing without a helmet. Correction: Armpit, hair, balls and ass wash. Unless you don't wash your balls..... lol that's so silly, that little postmaWHEN THE FUCK did the cowardly lion become a sexy fucking slut? When did being an annoying and obese lion become a turn on? In my area that means no calls or really lame calls ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ What the.... Did you happen to also think that clicking would set both eyes forward so that it would look like the original ? I think that happened during the last world cycle and it reset everything. We just got back to this point ... please dun try that! hehe Gay blade. Reddit is about many things and chat is one of those things. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I was referring that the male bachelors he was talking about could be from another generation, it is obvious that ferroseed is not I think he posted this because RES puts a link for the face above the comment box. OK, pre_owned_fleshlight. Let's try this out then!! ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ sixteen dollars for popcorn? Laughing/dancing/taunting/jokes on chapions can also be used as 'anti-fun mechanics'. Does that mean they should be removed too? The original, however, is a lot more ... See also: ripping open the little sachets of sugar and then just leaving them full up but open. How so? I'm simply stating that if you find that you hate people, then you're obviously not doing reddit correctly. Since I've been on reddit, I hate people less. I'm not sure how you can miss all of the great things that happen on reddit, other than doing reddit wrong. People downvoting my comment (the root of which means that you shouldn't hate people more by browsing reddit) reenforces the OP's claim though... His serious. most of your posts are to mlp and pokemon. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I...just thought it was funny? I promise I'm not trying to make any political statements on a website called Doodle or Die. Notch is that guy who got the only pair of 3D goggles left and is telling the rest of us how awesome it is and how we need to see this ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ [.](/ "Btw, I don't go to clopclop. These emotes all originated elsewhere as well") "Drive back"? Sure, drugs are fun but dude... I don't want to view them, i want to put them back where they were and then view them. I want them to be part of the search results. I want to have an never ending torrent of post going back to the day reddit started. I tried this too...until I heard the SO behind me say, "What are you doing? Should I give you a hint?" Reversed. I can't talk about the necklace because it reminds you of a bad time, but you still wear the necklace. Two D's...... > [1] Congrats. Our baby Amelia Mae was born about 5 months ago and also had a 5 day stay in the NICU. We took about a 5 hour rest the final night (had to basically force my wife to come home for even that long) before we brought her home. I think the rest was worth it, my wife still gives me the when I bring it up! my fear of sneezing, swerving out because I blinked... makes me a woman? Can't take a joke? Gather up all the atheist extremists! This is some freaky stuff here... ya it looks like this " " this made me fucking sick. god could not explain my anger, when i realized just how fucking horrible they were being. it was that scary moment, you actually consider murdering someone . **murder** That's roman Nope. The french for trillion is actually "billion". The worst part is it's technically right.. I once got this as a fill-in survey response to "What race do you consider yourself to be?" Thanks! Fuck jail, I was with a dude that killed a girl with an ice auger it really shows you how bad alcohol can be. I started off like that... then I watched it properly and oh god what the fuck!? Especially when CBS didn't cut straight to the game, but rather to about 2 minutes of commercials Firstly, Ace Ventura is a classic. Damage is better on an **assassin**.. We are not amused! ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Typically, extended swingarms are intended for drag racing to keep the front end of the bike down and deliver power to the rear tire more efficiently. On the street, it helps the rear tire hook-up and prevents unintended wheelies, but also hinders the cornering. Most extended bikes you see on the street are just for show. He Is not amused! I had to read online how to do weapon-specific executions after unlocking them! I am very amused! so mana regen now deals damage? imaqtpie I was at a friends house the other week with a bunch of other people, we all went out to a club and came back at the end of the night. By that time, my friend's brother's mate is there, so eventually he goes to sleep on one couch while I sleep on the other sofa at the other end of the lounge room. I randomly wake up in the morning to the sound of him moaning, quite passionately and vocally, in his sleep. Went on for quite awhile too. [0] >This is not a solicitation for e-prostitution I dont even have a Xbox. Maybe not all people know the same things you do? I don't remember covering the difference between the two at any point in high school a lot...better? The DS has TONS of games for younger kids. My 5 year old played his constantly until he lost it I see at least three different pharmacies. thanks... I am now aware of my monitors strobing in front of me girl: I call these people: all of my aunts and uncles No monthly fee? choose life isnt pro life? My girlfriend says that doesn't work I'm calling you out... She has entries for torchwood and the doctor. CaptainJackHardness (op) is April. I love that you love the attentions of reddit (how bout a night out?;) ), but lie? Unnecessary I made the mistake of watching this when i'm hungry. I doubt it, people get all bent out of shape in ARAM games. But the girl should not worry if they were using a condom given from the boy she just met? I'd respond if that made any sense. Goddamn, that's awful... hey, yeah! I guess I never thought abou... *wait a minute*... I looked up the torrent, 62GB, that would kill my internet . What is up with his arm? Pinkie, how the fuck did you get in there? WHAT. THE. FUCKING. FUCK. ??? ( ) >NOPE. just classy. SHUT UP !¡ Glee? I'm not telling anybody the wireless password 2.5tb filled with what They had to include a fucking sheep ** ** > my reddit user Because factory owners don't pay for that kind of stuff too? I hate telling people where I'm from as the conversation normally goes like this: Moron: "Where are you from?" Me: "Florida." Moron: "Oh yeah? Where?" Me: "Deerfield Beach." Moron: *stares blankly* Me: "near Ft. Lauderdale." Moron: *stares blankly* Me: "Miami." Moron: "ohhhhh." Me: I'm trying to eat here. I was excited, and then I saw that much dreaded number-letter combination: 3D. If I knew what was deserving of ಠ_ಠ. I might about it. yeah... I BET your taco is supreme. I...uh.. "Hey guys remember *insert game title here* that game was so *insert adjective*" I'ts upside down again But the knife is insta-kill... [.](/ "Btw, I don't go to clopclop. These emotes all originated elsewhere as well") liveon3.com? really? my first thought. Also, socks and sandals correlation != causation. Statistics abuse Direct people to r/Anxiety and try to forget /r/AnxietyPanic. (no pun intended ) You seem like kind of a... wait a minute. Tight jeans on males I want more time towards them then Walt after last episode. [spoiler](/s "For fucks sake credits right after the drive away ") Don't make fun of the epileptics. They did their best and didn't let go of the bar. That's really old. Not to be mean, but I've seen that thousands of times..... [](/rarityyell "I asked nice and everything. ") yeah, this has been posted a lot..... adviceanimals is going to hell. What. The. Fuck. A typo As a lifeguard who has had to deal with the repercussions of this shit, please stop doing this people. No shit! They all get a from me. I am very amused! Oh, damn. You're right. The presence of detection in the game completely invalidates all forms of cloaking. >Also, why is this taking place on a children's play structure? >Get drunk at local pub, win Blizzard swag.... I read it as ‘Concerned laughter’ and laughed as such Now that I think about...I guess it does Trelawney scene in OotP just keeps me continuously WTFing, until the end when Im like . You can unsee it if you forget. I forgot about this until i saw this comic...curse you. Take this upvote and get out Yeah, that too. But for me it's like ... got 30min, not enough time to go to the student union or the library ... might as well just sit here and read/text/peoplewatch ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ Keystone gl hf Hmm I'm the first 8 or so posts for mine! Aha and I found the bastard who claimed the handle of my username. They never even use their account ** ** He should be on RuneScape. I once asked someone out during my first IM conversation with them and they said "haha, not yet, how do I know you're not a serial killer." We were both students at the same college A triple double cheese burger. America I think we need to have a Super Sized talk. That's a weak counterpoint if ever there was one. "range makes no difference, everyone casts at range - 1". He is definitely on the dark side, playing games on mac Not quite sure why but I was expecting someone to do a pitch perfect impression of Freddie from scooby doo. . Luckily I wasn't disappointed with the actual video :) Just laughed out loud in the office, boss just ... Taint!? COME ON! REALLY?! Why!? I think not! Mac , Y u no teach your children the wonders of XP? that's one big nose Its funny because if you look at most Terms on games they basiclly amount to "The game is ours, we are simply lending it to you for large sums of money. We can take the game off you any time we want because simply by playing the game you are violating the TOS." ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Might as well go the way of the states...... because everything is working out just peachy down there............................................. I managed to convince about half my friends to vote in the federal election. Most of *those guys* voted for the Conmen because their parents told them to. Downvoted for suggesting I downvote. So...the brown one is called "Taint" Now you got me hungry for shwarmas....and I'm in rural east Texas. Thanks so much for adding a TL;DR section to your QQ post. I hate it when people make huge text posts and exclude it.... oh wait yours are the same size THIS 12 year old likes minecraft, starcraft2 and spending hours upon hours on facebook . He also kinda lacks empathy which is starting to concern me. I've read several times that readers display more empathy so I thought getting him into reading now would help that a lot. I'd say he has nerdy undertones but is still a typical (at times incredibly difficult) kid. I'd even go so far as to say talking on the phone and driving. Nine times outta ten if the person in front/behind/near me is driving like a fucking jackass, when I finally get up close to give em a they'll have their goddamn cell phone tucked between their ear and shoulder. My name is Cedric and I dissaprove If he expected that, why did he come in?? Ah si, y decia "yutubs" (Como en: "La empresa creará contenido de yutubs") Y yo: con razon se le hizo complicada la pagina. I thought your title meant you would be doing acts of beastiality as per our requests....... my bad I like you... ಠ_ Now normally I never disapprove of an apropos Simpsons link, but you had to know that we expected that to be a link to video of the Jeff Kent fucking in question. Verdict: So they want Mario and Zelda to have sex scenes.... Apparently I'm stubborn and close-minded because I'm open to guys and girls and don't think that I'm limited only to guys. ewwwww....that's not what I meant Water is not blue True... And while I understand the need for judges not to be accountable to every change in the balance of power with elections... Think that lifetime appointments breed an ability for them to act without consequence and without answering to the people. These are humans not oracles... Fallible and should have some understanding of the consequences of unethical behavior "Please repost this...." One of my friends just named their child DECKLAN... They defininetly do NOT deserve any special protections, FFS. Something scary i noticed when registering, I just typed my name and email and it automatically filled in my home address. I am on a public computer 7 hours from home. Government Jeez guys it was just a joke No Thief or Amnesia. Yeah thanks for that Mirror's Edge came out in 2008. Wrong 'its'. Is that supposed to be Day9? I can't really tell Yeah of course when you have MPEG-4 Video and MPEG-4 Audio the logical container to use is...MKV Okay, i read your comment, but what got me is your username 0K is a sideways person. Thus it could also mean he's dead Very nice progress on your Bench, you've probably already matched me on 1RM or very close at least. Maybe I need to start bulking to maintain pace. This makes me sooooo jelly... He said it multiple times . I feel so much like this: In my experience, the people who make a play on my username are usually quite creepy No, you are not doing it already Who gives a shit about his marriage? Not wanting the state in our bedrooms goes both ways, man. I dislike Harper's politics but his personal life is not and should not be up for discussion. Fuck everything about this. Good for you! That is ridiculous Kind of dangerous driving and taking a photo at the same time. What the fuck? I walked into my guyfriend's room to tell him I beat his record on the Impossible Game. He was fapping to My Little Pony. he didn't even change the staff... I thought I was the only one! So delicious everyone who hears me order this give me this look You only need two c4 to kill a tank. This guy killed himself way too many times. You can put c4 on the bottom of a wooden ceiling and kill the guys on the second floor. Those were just minor annoyances. The thing that made me downvote and turn the video off was that HORRIBLE music. I wouldn't say regret but when I was a kid, my dad decided to buy 3 Dreamcast (mind you, it was an awesome system). Its just that he bought 3 . As of now, one went missing along with my copy of "Tech Romancer", the other's water-damaged, and one was used as a door stop since the adapter's gone. That's nothing. I recently found out she was telling all the kids in her pre-school her Dad's name was Alejandro. Her Dad's name is Chris So then what do you do with the other 59 seconds? Silence and ? too pad you need iTunes to actually use it! oh, i thought it said intellectual thinking and i was like , but than read the article and saw what i was saying. Worse than what? I thought I might have to supplement it with an internal flight or two but I'm prepared for a sore ass (from the long bus rides ) and some very long stretches of travel. They have WIFI on them so can't be all bad. Shitty pricechecks make me No, it adds them to your hide list on the actual reddit site. , the problem is that the hide buttons should have some sort of bulk undo feature, specifically in regards to the hide all button. I even imagine why someone would want to hide an entire subreddit and more importantly why is the hide all button hidden, why would you hide a hide button, and how the hell did i get up on this high horse... You need more upvotes sir.......... that face... Well that would suck Fwiw, I read the title as public restrooms "Explainations"... It's not like it folds up or anything. Same here, the C stuff is new to me though as I ended up doing Java at uni which I'm not really a fan of... Avoid bacon? Your username. We managed to do something an exploding star can't? I'm sorry, but . Ya heard me /groundskeeper Even if there were fluctuations in space, they would still most likely arrive before the light. And it would be more likely that the neutrinos produced here would be "special," but I highly doubt that. As for the space below Italy, . Just sayin'. Scientific correctness its a fictional show... It looks as if you have multiple comments and have been a redditor for 1 month. Your lying and that is just mean. shouldn't be brushing your teeth at the laptop, you may give it dry socket No nano? * * ** ** ...**Why?** Not unlike yours. Or this one, for that matter. A straight man who enjoys looking at attractive women? You're right - only gay men like looking at women. Based on your username, I think you meant . ummm...I'll be keeping an eye on you. Ctrl+F Good call on Descent. Sad how many posts I had to rifle through before finding a single flight sim. For shame reddit "STOP STALKING ME! " Usage Based Billing So companies have the authority to throttle websites under the guise of "reasonable network management" You quit 231 out of the 210 games you played But you'll never have rational discourse because he's drunk. What's the matter with you. TF2 is free and has been for 3 months. The world would appreciate it if you used spell check. Going The Store Spoof Yeah, it's not like orchestras should get paid. ** ** "Heya it's me, Imoen." Implying white Americans are less capable at seeing racism ¯\ /¯ who the hell is greg ¯\ /¯ Indeed. I was eating ice cream out of a bowl similar to the one hippie dad was holding. well that's what you get for being a snorlax. now go back to bed I have a perfect circle on my upper back Why was Meredith in the mens bathroom?? Upvoted, go for it, densha otoko He turned sex into gold? Or, if it's the other way around, that's not *really* alchemy That's not what she said.... Actually I just assumed this was from an episode I hadn't seen. So... thanks for opening my eyes. You could stop wearing watches with batteries. There is a Halloween show @ Twilight Cafe & Bar in SE PDX on the 29th of Oct.,(also my 30th b-day...)..8pm ish... a bunch of good rock bands will be playing. Costume contest, food, drinks & lots of great ppl. Etc. I'll buy you a 21st b-day salute drink if you show. I went to check out the songs you added... There's only one new track in the playlist! Spotify, what the heck? Y U no let people collaborate on playlists? FOX... Today I've realised I've done some really hardcore things It is inexplicable. I mean the laws of physics suggests that the engine requires more petrol (I'm a brit, get over it ) when heavily laden than when empty to achieve the same acceleration, yet when heavily laden *with petrol*, it seems to last much much longer. Though that could be due to reduced acceleration speed... PLIX MARK NSFW And could it be possible to remove the gradient/grain.. Not a fan of it to be honest, keep thinking it's my eyes ....not sure if you actually thought I was serious about the proposal. look of disapproval - "They could just call the show 'Are You Smarter Than A Man'. I would win that." and most likely somebody here. ಠ_ಠ Yes, buffs like the limited amount of time for NP, not like before were NP would last forever. Mutilated and killed four girls, aged between four and seven, and sexually molested their corpses. He drank the blood of one victim and ** ate her hands. ** Yeah, google the reddit enhancement suite. It works for most all browsers. Then you can highlight a word you want to turn into a link, and click the link button and it'll ask you for a URL then, BAM you're done. You also have shortcuts to other formatting things like bold italics, and the disapprove face: Why would I boil my denim? It's amazing how many people I encountered this summer in America that thought the ROI was associtated with England. One person introduced me to his friend as being from little england This. I'll assume that that was a dig at the rather misleading diagram So you're saying that being a gang rapist is "winning at life"? ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ The majority of the posts I've seen today are old You could have used your time to make something cool.. but you made this. You don't. You leave her alone and find another girl. Not only is it disrespectful to her to be pursuing her when she has a boyfriend, it is a terrible thing to do to this other dude. Bro code and all. Let her do her thing with her boyfriend and if it doesn't work out then you can be there to pick up the pieces. But don't try and insert yourself into another person's relationship. hmmmm....that's not beer Not a single anti-static wristband in sight. Sure looks like ...HIPSTER? Nothing like tooting your own horn YMCA wen I'm driving, I start to sing and dance and every one that pass gives me a look Am gonna whip your camera real good i just noticed they put that tigger thing on top of pics subreddit... Mooshroom cows i would put my penis...in a tomato But just designing for cable strength I can just imagine a truck bomb blasting through the gate, hitting the barrier, pulling out the foundations, and continuing on into the protected area dragging the whole gate system along with it. Canada is so awesome, except for that thing where you guys don't so much have "snow days" as "the diesel in the buses is frozen again" days. But why wouldn't touching lava give you a prolonged unavoidable death? ... I bet that thing is at least 130dB... Cleanest.Handle.EVER. This is BS Wait. You wash and dry all of the dishes you use in a meal [cooking, etc] in five minutes? Aaaand the lights are so bright, that it reflects on all three of your monitors. Error 1004 please try again later Jesus christ!?! I've already dropped $150 into it. My wife keeps looking at me like . I don't see this starting any major revalation, just making a new theory that says "nothing that has nonzero mass can travel faster than neutrinos" and then in a thousand years they have a new particle and a new theory... I was all like... fap fap fap How could you stay hard with this looking at you? > He also has a complimentary deodorant for every bodywash Who says it's better? That's better than having it instantly disappear after it hits the ground I can see it but can't type it on my MacBook Air (I keep it save in a scratchpad for all occasions!) lol I read it as "6 years later" and I was all like ragebuilder I kill every one of these ugly mofos I find My sister started blasting that song one day. At first I was but by the end I was ^.^ Looks like we've got another butt-hurt keyboard cowboy on our hands, fellas. All your comments were at zero when I opened this thread. DatAsh, I'm looking at you i'm not in here posting jazz standards claiming they're emo because the music evokes or conveys emotion. taxonomy exists for a reason. it's not necessary by any means, but just because you don't care, don't expect everybody else to be so lax about it when you post in a genre-specific subreddit He wasn't in the woods. He was messing with a cornered wild animal holding a gun. I hope his throat got ripped out. 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That's why technological innovation stems primarily from Universities as opposed to the private sector... [](/angel " ") uhm, aah....what? I know this isn't the embarrassing music your FRIENDS like but I had to throw my buddy Tom under the bus. Not only did he go see Nickleback play live but he spent his own money AND took the day off of work for it. To top it all off, he told me that the concert was ok but wasn't as good as the album... Dude this translation is crap did you see the '' '' that means that it's a quote, and then the dude, u got like 700 karma CPA Cost Accounting makes me die a little on the inside. I've found myself a nice little retail accounting gig :D [Clockwerk](/spoiler) would like to have a word with you. Wat. How is this funny? Clever, maybe, or perhaps witty, but "funny"? You did a million things in three hours? That quick side note is like the most random thing i've ever heard. Why'd they laugh so hysterically at that!??! I don't get it I'm sick of arguing about something so I'm gonna post my opinion so I can argue about it more. Religions are now also a race? I hope someone else was taking the pic... I used to.... Not sure if this is a troll account, it's hard to tell with your username and the fact that most guys have this general reaction to period talk, but either way, you're not going to have much luck here. What does it say in the reddiquette about complaining about downvotes? Haha I stopped mentioning this because this was usually the response: ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ I thought the movie was about basketball for some reason and was like Wrong sides I've been putting it off . Now since you've **called me out** I've got to take care of it. Thanks for the motivation! I'm holding you personally responsible every time I find myself singing the theme from Abby's Flying Fairy school aloud at work. Jerk candy is real food Only if you dont make another PEEr to PEEr joke. On the subject of elementary school gym activities, fuck hula hooping I would totally be there. But all we have right now is mike's hard lemonade your doing it wrong You know, except for Newton What, are you saying heteros don't fist? Only when it's 3 in the morning. I actually got a Christian to admit once that they would own slaves. According to them, "If god personally told me to do it, I would." Do you procrasterbation? yup! WHERES YOUR SUBMISSION I would of hit it.... no one would need to know I'm flaking now, down in south bay, and just left work. Stripsearch? Also noticed you didn't use the Not Sure meme correctly. "ATM *machines*" Yeah, that was my thought. I asked Cleverbot if he heard of Harry Potter he said no and later when I told him it was time for troubleshooting he hid under his invisibility cloak how clever you did another mirror pic mainstream post What? Can't you really find competitive online first-person shooters? Yay! Let's parade the transsexuals* out and have a good laugh! Maybe there will be a good fight! /sarcasm They put a giant dildo in the box but censored the swear words. once i was in my high school library and the kid next to me saw what I was doing and called over the librarian to tattle on me 'downloading illegal music'. What he saw was the electronic card catalog. MFW: Yup, because those heavy ass bicycles are great at setting off weight sensors to turn the light green. Dear god... Is this a troll post? Fucking dodge redditor for 10 days Exactly, in SC:BW, the AI had a problem moving as a group (Dragoons ), so splash damages wasn't as bad. Now in SC2, units like to clump up, making it easier to hit multiple units with splash damage. Just needed to reiterate that. you had to write just one word out of that, and you fucked it up. The article doesn't mention anime once. I bring that up because anime is usually spoken slower than live action shows/movies due to the VA's actually concentrating on what the'yre saying, how they're saying it and character inflections. Japanese sounds much slower (to me) in anime than in dramas and movies. At least it did when I when I took Japanese in college and paid attention to the words spoken. ** ** Prerelease then. > And you're a Detroit fan They are, but the main reason they are there is to throw religious zealots into jail. Most people will give a look when you insult him, but they do not hate you for it. The best comparison is George Washington in the United States, I mean you do not insult that guy, and people hate it when you do that. The only difference is the laws that allow you to throw people in jail. The law is there to give an excuse to throw Islamic terrorists into jail before they do anything, not so that you can not hold a discussion about him Bowen. Medical applications? ???????????????????? I think you mean your in laws use almost a koku of rice. I had to put a cage around my jade plant to keep the cat from putting teeth marks in all of the leaves. Don't forget the disenfranchising of the dead, illegal aliens and felons. Taking off Suarez? Rochester, NY. The Genesee...what beautiful water we have. Ooooh. Didn't even realize there was more stuff up there. Thanks! Ehh, so I re-posted this on the TF2 forums, and the geniuses that they are, they reported it as a virus and got the thread locked 11 I believe, instead of only 5 main factions in Oblivion When I asked my mum what she got in terms of benefits, she said they rejected her child benefit application because she had a working husband. What a glorious benefit system they had back then. > hahaha :D.. No Yeah, with the r-spec Genesis coupes and sedans, the Veloster, Equuis and others I see what you mean. The smell of sweat and grease is kind of to be expected with most gamers tho Scumbag astronauts, been in space so long, they think earth's gravity does not apply to them... It seems like minecraft is starting to get some inspiration from terraria now. I love playing these 2 games because they both started on the same basic idea and now have evolved into 2 great games. Fortress craft just kinda... happened, though... who in their right mind would use an iPhone to make a rage comic? My will shall state that I am to be taxadermized with this face and kept in dim light at all times with a stereo playing O Fortuna on continuous loop for added effect. It will also demand I have the most spectacular of handlebar moustaches and that I am to be placed in a grand museum with only a tophat, a cape, a cane, and heart boxers on. I think my GUI needs re-formatting. ** ** This Osama dude who has nothing to do with us Muslim peeps, we don't support killing y'know, it's forbidden to Muslims, people should stop thinking of us as the same people, Muslims have hearts too Who knocks before entering their own house? So you post it on the internet? MUST... NOT... CRY.... This is crazy, you're 17... I'm curious who "they" are as well. I see no resemblance between Gary and Tyra which is why I though he used the for this picture. Anyone see someone posting a racist stereotypical title to a harmless picture? My hands are fucking sweating from just looking at this. Not even the last two?.......... I want that. They all have 2 legs Honey where have you been all day? I've tried calling but you didn't pick up. Why did I click that The numbers don't add up, assuming that there are 10,000,000 workers currently, that would mean 5,000,000 workers first jobs were McDonalds jobs. What the fuck is wrong with you? Oh you now have got that song in my head by the tings tings... How about a chopper crew of more than the pilot? Reminds me of when I tried to call Best Buy about TIE Fighter. They said no one there had heard of the band. With aliens... Moses sold me a light bag the other day I saw this and was like [](/c28 " ") Jackhammer Jesus And when was the last time you 'checked' ? I just don't understand. If you want to simplify the process that much, why not just go buy a six pack? Just stare at them till they feel uncomfortable and take it off. How in the fucking fuck? What do you mean, 'people like that?' They better have gotten a hug. dont steal ur moms herb, thats not very ent-like Gore-Splattered Jarate Thanks for the constructive feedback... Yes sir Mister, right away! Nice try *I* took this photo! You stole my karma Agreed!We all know that physics is a scam ! Wait a minute. I've been out of the loop. When and why the fuck did Blue leave the team? He seemed the most enthusiastic of them all. your cat is totally making this face at whoever is working the camera: "Never regret anything, because at one time it was exactly what you wanted" Skate park when I was 14 I can fix that problem. "Don't let your kids grow up to be ***retarded***." Not sure if agree During my first pap smear the doctor kept saying he wanted TUNA for lunch. But...but... chiggers. So rather then spending 1min setting up a VPN, you waited 6months? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ no way! It involves inaccurate stereotypes of gays and rape, what the hell do you mean not off color and offensive? The most highly-rated site has an affiliate link... oh god personally i like your father-in-laws version better, it made me bust out laughing, and the people at the part, i assume were I'd assume because NYC is as congested as it is already, however, I do agree that permits for peaceful, public protests doesn't seem right. ESPECIALLY since it gives them the ability to deny said permit if it is something they do not like. Because its fake . Look at the guy getting hit bracing himself before the hit. Also, the girl got her camera ready and aimed even before the dude gets aggrevated. How do you ever jerk it if you wear a stillsuit 24/7? You'd better not mean the Hedgie. I worked for a market research company, and we once did a survey that asked how many states/who were the first and fifth U.S. presidents/ who is on the $20, etc. The results were very depressing. I like how that's the part you're suspicious of, not the part where he shoves it up his ass. I have the same problem with A&W and Red Robin ಠ_ಠ and another ಠ_ಠ for taking 6 hours to get a no moon 4 u. A Creationist museum? Don't tell me... Your housemate is Boxer. You gotta be fucking kidding me. Why the hell is there a brick wall within 10 feet of the end zone ? Shit like that ruins careers. I know, I know.. Banging a 9 year old was just taken out of context, right? He's asking you for a picture, which is fair. Technically this should be an AMAA. *Feline anal* I now have 5 360 controllers and only use one. You should have saved it for later I did all that work to see a smudge on a lens? May I ask if it is possible to encounter a Soviet Redditor? May I ask if it is possible to encounter a Soviet Redditor? Please don't copy and paste youtube comments here how? you didnt leave your steam name... How is this on the front page? Yah, why did it fitted? Neither are mushrooms. Same here... Definitely not what I was expecting I read it right before high school. You know, at the age where the other kids think that it's a book about how to be black. This guy is try harding like fuck Surprisingly its not high at all for me, just sometimes lag I have to wonder what exactly you're being discriminated against. You didn't actually name anything. If you're basing this view entirely on what you have been seeing on television I'm going to give you one of these All 3 games that excuse has been made. . I've had only 1 hat drop for me in my 400 hours of playtime. Yeah, I've had my doubts about the service until I tried it out, then I ended up subscribing to Playpack on the very first day. My friend is like that. Always blaming others when in face he's the one doing poorly, and then he expect me to back him up If I'm involved, the wasps only get one sting... hence the delete That's the Endermens' job. Is he... yep, he is. So Amy gave birth to the doctor? A 20-something HUMAN gave birth to a 900-something TIMELORD? Dont visit a doctor who subreddit during the end of a season? You obviously have a bone to pick with r/atheism for some reason, so I'm just gonna leave you with that... My only suggestion is to not judge people for judging people, it just makes you a hypocrite. I read that as grade school Not everyone is a genius. "liquid velvet rolled down every notch of my spine" you're trying to hard, my friend. The nose 3 Netbooks? Oh, don't gimme no - if you were in a division with the pats, you'd root for your divisional rivals too. "Jeez ", and downvoted? I asked a god damned honest question, said *nothing* bad about anyone or anything, yet got pissed on and glared at for it? What the fuck is wrong with you people? where the hell was the spoiler tag? No throwing tables or flipping text please ... Asshole litmus test. ...and does it recycle? The video totally sold it for me. Wow 6 mins of greatness thanks Notch can tweet what he likes, but people really don't have to make a post about every time he takes a shit. Also, **stop stalking notch.** Photobucket A spliff to me is the same as a joint. I've heard people call weed spliff before but it makes me . "surely a classic" = "soviet gas heat" Get out of my brain! The toddler's not the scumbag. *you're* the scumbag for not using a condom, and blaming your kid. Fuck everything about this... They should do the entire spread of the world atlas in one massive picture Military family background here, I'm a huge fan of eye contact. However I'm also a fan of reading people and knowing when I'm being too pushy with my eye contact usage. I suppose I can make an exception on the second part for the week. I am disappointed to not find any Cubism jokes in here. One of the comments on it said "That horrible man!" and I'm just sitting here like " really? really?" I'm gonna be honest, weird is one of those words I always misspell. But uh, if we're criticizing each other's usernames... Never. If they're problematic for you, you're doing wrong. Or Mad Max He didn't switch the tapes on accident. And he wasn't "sleeping". *looks at username* Do you really not know what Homestar Runner is. Yes. Cancer Rack in a price check thread? Alright, sir. I have to cite you for failure to yield. Next time you find yourself getting your ass handed to you in an argument you didn't need to start in the first place, maybe you'll think twice before plowing onward like an octogenarian driving through a farmers' market. My first phone number and address. I haven't fucked lived there in 15 years but I still know every freaking detail of that place. Jerome Bettis wasn't afraid to run it up the middle My dad told me about my mom, and when I one day confronted her, she said that he was gay for a few years. My reaction: no, and nice camel toe Jeremy Kyle also.... You Will become a Legend My son, What do *you* mean 'dark-colored?' I've seen it done before. any idea how to actually get it right? Flavour Flav is my favourite rapper of colour.... The multiple coin blocks Note: His username 9 comments (so far) and I'm the first to upvote Whenever a person walks into a bar and asks for a beer. how does the bartender know what beer to give them? Also, when characters say that they will see each other later on in the evening/week, but don't specify the time. For some reason I HATE that cube car with the asymmetrical back window. Nice try, Rick Perry. First you call it a Ponzi Scheme, and now this. You've sunk to a new low. Bethesda just get yourself a bolt...dont worry, every fucking bolt just so happens to fit in the bottom of your camera! They question why you're being polite to another human being? "it's" ....sweet! I only just manged to suppress my laughter into a half cough and still got the from my boss... Hate open offices... Sadly, it'll probably happen to some extent, though I don't think it'll ever get to the amount of bullshit MySQL had. I hope people migrating to PostgreSQL get enough from its community to learn something and become better professionals or enthusiasts. Thanks for the replies. I feel it's a complete joke that they can take 30% cut of all sales along with the developer fee and provide a service like this. How hard can it be to pull a number from a database? Oh, good, I hadn't seen it for maybe 2 days Is it just me or does anyone else find the most offensive part of this the fact Facebook let's you post such a long status update He was acting like Borat at the time. Therefore, Hugh Laurie rescued *Borat.* *Gawwwwwd.* ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ A tempting offer... let me think it ove-NO. Fuck, why do I keep saying mobius instead of Möbius? It's nowhere near similar I've just been sent that song. An Englishman without his socks on? I just want to know why lead is a hell of a drug Settle down. Where's the seasonal word? I had conducted an experiment involving an arm instead of a leg. The results were a smashing hit..... literally My old landlord caught me and the girl I was banging on the side, together shortly after finishing (I'm sure he could have heard her if he was downstairs.) Awkwardness ensued. She wasn't the brightest, so she introduced herself as my cousin. This didn't save Mrs. Doubtfire's marriage YOU ARE NO LONGER INNOCENT NOR A STRANGER. For yet another time, I didn't She played with animals.. .. go on. do tell hedgewars You're whining about *library dependencies?* FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU stupid Xbox 360. I have the 4GB Slim and apparently I need a hard drive to be able to play Xbox games. Not only to save but even to fucking play them. 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You can all you want, you know its true nigga You have zero sympathy for people that kill themselves? WTF? Test > NSFW it's like voting in real life. it barely makes a difference which ever way you vote. HAHAHAHHAHA What do you mean by "red"? I was thinking blue-ish purple. The WSJ? Today I saw a 2-3 year old with fat folds. And it wasn't baby fat. Today I saw a 2-3 year old with fat folds. And it wasn't baby fat. i sea what you did there i sea what you did there i sea what you did there ** ** that's not an easter egg it's a crowbar. that's not an easter egg it's a crowbar. that's not an easter egg it's a crowbar. Nope, mine just sits at the edge of the bed going " " I have very controversial feelings about this post. "Downloads a file to your computer." you mean upload. Some of those comments. Dear Notch: Why does the mob who steals blocks gotta be black? Daemon Tools, uTorrent, and a bunch of games........... Chiweenie That is one big ass mp3 player The wife and I just stared at each other ---> ಠ_ಠ I took a "Topics in Psuedoscience" class from a Dr of Chemistry. Day one he professed himself a devout Christian and declared religion completely separate from science. I 'd A boner because tits: how original and unique. > This is why you don't date mormons. Looks like the Big Macs caught up with them. Really in my experience it's a matter of convention. 9am and drinking a can of Jaguar? get ready for Oh No! Looks like an overgrown dog. Hey 15 year old are pretty serious nowadays... Really now... that's EVERY single girl you talk to? > Homeless does not equal crazy Not in the UK store *Expecto Patronum* Posts a picture instead of a self-link. My grandpa's in Woodfin, he talks about the bears rooting around the church dumpster. Better there than in his tree. Channel OPerator IT'S "YOU'RE" GOD DAMN IT [](/abwut "Who's been telling the girls that complimenting a guy would make them a creeper? What is this I don't even. ") Anivia is also not amused. "misunderstood" You heartless bastard. we know Well I can see that Alien Blue HD just crashed trying to reply to this. ** GET THIS PUPPY OUT OF THAT FENCE. NOW.** I think we all know why *YOU* think this is funny, anyway I hear she may be releasing a new book... I can't seem to find any info on it anywhere, though. If only I knew what it was called The date is supposed to be the day you "publish" or turn in your essay. I got about halfway through and then discovered that there are bits missing "buena noche" en singular siempre se me ha hecho raro Why are you telling people about how you like it in the butt? Oh, it's pirated Minecraft. You don't want to feel the *burn* of my love? 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I've heard from my mother that we Collar women have extremely high libidos... and she didn't tell me with words exactly. Actions per 43 seconds. Blizzard never changed "faster" to normal time from BW, even though it is the normal speed on the ladder. so that's what the dummy is for? Heavy pocket eh? either too much... or not enough > PS: I was talking to pbtifo not you > And the next day his wife murdered him for letting the rabbit dig a 2meter tunnel in her garden. >humm.. i think you may be the one personalizing now. i used " " to illustrate that power. i actually agree with your previous statement. usually at a [10] i can barely comprehend whats happening on television, let alone drive an automobile... I just wanted a reason to use the face :D In about 4 years First I was like ʘ‿ʘ, then I was like . Am I the only one that went BULL FUCKING SHIT when that chick "Maniac" was like, nahh I'm not on drugs?! Posted by a lesbian  Isn't 3 shots a distress signal? We are not amused. " " - Gandhi No one will know That's my joke. Then he really started it by trying to kill them. I'm in Jesse for not killing Gus and Mike, but he also had no idea how to get home. I'm sure Walt would have went to Mexico in a heart beat when he heard the news. Well you can't get to Wilmington NC This needs to be downvoted more. Think the only way to settle this fairly is to have a Mortal Kombat Tournament. I'm not talking about the game either ! is that the reddit alien praying? The wife's stare said it all. ╰( )╯Where the hell did this other table come from? Not to mention the double dog dare thank you fat ancestors! Sure we do: Psychology put in practice... On groups mostly.. Even though the field often is legitimate studying that shit can be seriously ಠ ಠ Picard and Data are the same It's 5:08 my key is late i am very tried and outraged Religious, scholars.. really? lol, that's hella cute. reminds me of the chocobo dungeon rpg thingy and the good ol racing one. Just glad that they kept the cute stuff for the critters and not the female characters. I'd lose respect once Final Fantasy goes moe' ...People 'liked' his status updates. This always bugged me about your post. That is a screenshot of Halo 3 Whaaaaaa....? glacius I see your Lackey and raise you an AJ Burnett. MSN.COM - You commented on it? As I slowly browse r/new, I quickly realize that every other post is a kitty or puppy. Oh COME ON Those tight pants on that website had me so distracted it took 10 minutes to read that Troy Aikman making commercials with Hulk Hogan for Rent-A-Center? Ok, so you think we should redraw the map based on who controlled the area hundreds of years ago? Then I guess most of America goes back to the Native Americans . hey I couldnt help but notice your last name is extremely similar to mine... I read that as "regardless of how eager". > Ok, so you think we should redraw the map based on who controlled the area hundreds of years ago? Then I guess most of America goes back to the Native Americans . The guy around 1:13 This thread. I think the biggest disappointment of all was the **korean** shooter at Virginia Tech. Only 32 kills!? My save page is crowded with nsfw links i save at work but never remember to check. TIL that the creeper clutch is the opposite of hover hands. I love how they complain that provocative pictures of her are being disseminated across the internet and then post a collage of said pictures at the top of the article. I had a cat (he passed away about 3 months ago) that was terrified of ceiling fans. He'd be walking through the house then glance up at the fan and then freak the fuck out. If I was holding him, I could not walk under the fan without serious injury. He also used to huff cleaning solution - he would break the child locks on the cabinet, knock over a bottle and start sniffing the nozzle. This is still better than penetration from political groups! Imagine all the santorum... PC, contacting them now. Wow 1 hour and 20 minute wait, not quite fast so very articulate and wise.... :pictures barc0de headbutting into the worlds strongest man's stomach: Ya bro. I'm totally psyched for the next 9 and a half months of grey... Forgotten headphones + jock jams in gym = hearing the grunts and "ahh's" of the guy curling on the squat rack I just quoted the last line of the youtube video you linked. This is the one, most apropos chance to use "bitches," and you use "dogs"? Its still a bad photoshop. redditor for 58 minutes So there really were 200+ witches in Salem? Huh, never knew that. Or that witches existed. Mexico...this is why you can't have nice things. And I'm sure they see nothing wrong with this. Thought it might be a helpful resource. Sorry for wasting your time. **WOOO** I'm not alone! You're sat there being entertained by something like Futurama and then they just burst into song Me too ecstasy and mdma are not the same thing So we can bomb people for oil but not freedom? Wait. What? I'm going to need to hear more about these "missing eyes." I would think the infirmary would be safer. Yes, the British Broadcasting Corporation is English..... Blame it on my distracting facebook chat. Took me 5 minutes to write one sentence here. Thinking of getting into cycling. Why did I read this thread What year is it? Shocking! I bet you're the first ever ! For shame I've opened up $450 dollars worth of crates and at least 70% of my unboxes have been paint Has only been a Redditor for an hour?? I love that they're all going in that picture Your wife's been creeping around? lmao I was on a trip to the zoo with friends. We were looking at pigs. While watching them eat, one of the guys we were with said, "I wonder what it would be like to put my dick in there." He was talking about what if his dick was in the feeding area. Everyone who heard it was like. you know what's better than uncrating a strange razorback? uncrating TWO strange razorbacks. and a strange crusader's crossbow. and a strange sandman. For years I used to say "pruition" instead "fruition". No one ever corrected me. I heard fruition used in a movie and thought that can't be the same word. Looked it up and instantly had followed by embarrassment. 190 upvotes - 128 signatures. . . At school later this week we have what do you want to be when you grow up day (I'm a highschool senior ) and I'm debating between Ash and Wally/Dilbert. The e-mail I received said the law was only applicable in certain jurisdictions. Careful, the lawyers know how to use screen shots. Being a geek means I'm obliged to enjoy memes? <(ಠಠಠಠಠಠಠ ಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠ)> You NEVER tell your friends, gf/bf, family, etc about reddit. EVER. No souces cited and really biased. Wow a lot of Stanford students on reddit. Humans and Machines? I think I was there too. I took notes on a sheet of paper Redditors can't be women? almost 11 million views HOW ABOUT IF YOU'RE MATURE ENOUGH TO STICK YOUR DICK IN BETWEEN THOSE LEGS, YOU GET THE BALLS TO PUT A RUBBER ON IT??? buuuuuuuuullshit. it's gotta be the girl's fault. Don't know if I should laugh or Dating site at 17 ... When I start petting our male dog he'll walk inbetween my legs then stop so I can pet his butt. That rotoscope sucks. For an odd reason, I do, and I'm only 17 Where's a table-flipping novelty account when you "need" him? I guess in the meantime... [](/berry)I don't smoke, except rarely while drinking. This picture makes me want to smoke. Odd, also, now that I check, you accuse *me* of moving the goalposts, yet your first response has a star next to it. . You sir are a bully and a rapscallion. They tried to teach me to pronounce ".png" as "ping" in school. It's shit like this. Pinky Rhino Hiney fucking hipsters ლ( ლ) ლ( ლ) COME AT ME And so speaketh the trailer park… For some reason the medium looks nicer to me Did the first part of your post say that you like hanging around old people because you get to see a lot of death? Nah jk I understand. Tesla sucks A Downvote, really? i will still laughing at other things when i got to this text and you made me feel bad. I'd like to go back in time and bitchslap my teenage self. I did too, yet all of my friends didn't know about the plane sequence when I mentioned a few weeks back. Made me > "the kid i'm sharing a bed with" Why would you buy a legendary skin for something you have never/rarely played? girl on right: Great.. Now I have to see Watchmen again! Smurfs Cheezburger link Then we must question why iNinjaMan is so knowledgeable on the male cheerleader's appendage Not sure if it would be better or worse to kill it first. what. the. fuck. and you're "karma whoring" on your drunk, depressed friend?? >Good point ... Not. >You like cats, because you're a car guy.. makes complete sense! ** ** Debby . I'm a Adult? Yeah, that's the only one Seems legit..... "Especially in backwards countries like the US." Not sure if serious. He is slower, I just popped in FIFA 11 to give it a whirl and Evra was beating most right backs (I started a few different games to test). In 12 however, I was getting beat by Paul Scharner ( ) The last one was almost had me crying...I have to try that in BF3. " – An acknowledgement that one is currently wide-eyed from hallucinogenic drugs." THIS. I never worked on one but just came back from one on Norweigian and it was amazing how little Americans knew of any country, including Canada. Multiple people on this ship prior to boarding didn't realise that their passports had to be valid for at least six months if they wanted to travel to the Caribbean and they then proceeded to argue that their American citizenship should allow them to go wherever they want. I just bought this yesterday.... Are we giving free publicity to politicians now But this still comes back to the ridiculous notion that by saving 1 *second* every minute it justifies weeks/months of getting to grips with something like vim. And as for these boxes that only have vi and ed: WHERE IS THE JAPANESE LOLI PICS? I CAME FOR THE PICS, WHERE ARE THEM nothing survives oil Yeah it was the only game (in my experience) that utilized the fire selector switch. I hate when i hit the RL button and the gun fires though So the endermen proof mob grinder I have built using stone slabs has been a waste of time Lamb & Mint? Cajun Squirrel? Well now someone has. Like to be spanked If I could upvote you a million times I would. Happened to me today. I go to the store. There's this girl whose shirt didn't cover her push up bra bending over giving me the show and she was giving me the skunk-eye something fierce. Felt like telling her to cover up she was making me so uncomfortable. But I'm the perv. I mean what am I supposed to do. Its boobs dammit. Even my mother in law was looking. ..... Pretty sure that was my room last year. Either 418 or 413, the one by the bathroom. This is kind of freaking me out guys [ ]. obvious trolls are obvious Nice to know.. But I am a dude...... Knowing the work of Gainax, I'm partially excited and partially frighted So not only was he being a dick to ZB, but Zach's spelling was perfectly valid? Double lame. Jeezus DELETE WORLD?? That's fucking harsh! I don't like this hardcore mode... I don't like it at all... ....I think you hang out with the wrong women. Your female friend needs to shut her whore mouth... no offense I'm sure she is a nice lady and all, but (V) (V) Torre has a permanent look to him. Haha, it's relativley close to where I live :P My school is pretty much in both sector 5 and 6. Also, you probably have Izvorul Minunilor :D Parcul Izvor is one street away from Cismigiu. After you exit Cismigiu through the main exit (McDonalds one) you go right 'till you see Liceul Gheorghe Lazar and then you make a left, walk for about 200 meters and cross Dambovita. Izvor is a pretty boring park (all you can do is relax and rent a bike or something), but when we go there we try to improvise with things like water-bottlefights or fighting eachother with nuts. But I'm OCD about updating my apps and even if I hide it I'll know it's there. I hate my OCD I'm also 14. Greetings from the 93ºF north bay. Lovely fall weather we're having isn't it. 2 friends of mine are voting republican because their parents are republican is hitting all of 3 buttons really that annoying I'm curious as to how you meant it The first ever porn, the first scene has pissing fetish On behalf of your English professors: Lloyd is still posting me next to nothing in points We just get the tubs without the lids. Sure, the lid is included in the cost, but since I know I'm never going to use it, there's no sense in wasting the plastic to bring it home. We clean the box twice a day at least, sometimes more if the cats have had an 'active' day, and change the box and litter about once a month, give or take a few days. My four cats are indoor only and have been together for most of their lives. Occasionally one of them gets 'box retarded' and won't cover her poo, but inevitably one of the others covers it for her and gives her the . It's in the drawer at the top. Those are some preety interesting friends you got there damn i want to be paired up with timok... i cant find a book on lotus notes anywhere! "Abnormal" is not a good word DP Library Your username and topic alarm me... Well then. If my cat didn't have a nut sack. I remember this from 8th grade! That. ...you know what? It was something very similar. Not Fruit Loops, but something entirely sugar and they were eye meltingly vivid in colour....probably why they appealed to me so much. And also....**dont throw away the MDMA!!** It looks like I have a lot of IP farming to do ...so that's why they're called 'The Browns?' "Professional" reviews All of this comments I do ಠ__ಠ ಠ___ಠ ಠ____ಠ ಠ_____ಠ ಠ______ಠ ಠ_______ಠ I should of said that! Fucking team killers It didn't happen. Did anyone else immediately divide 1,561 by 27 to see how the writer calculated TV years? (It's not an integer. ) ITT: TIL TEST=GOON. DAE? It also says it's starting in 12 minutes, since I live in Australia and it's based off my system's time... Shut it down NOW! It went right through. It may be your tatoo, but it is clearly a firefighter on one knee. Yeah, *from her grave* Yeah, but the 99% of this site that lurks in the creepy friendzone *definitely does*... I have no problems with this image. Seconded Almost posted something similar today but was afraid it'd get downvoted. Thank you. This really does get old. We get it, you like an actor or musician. That's 2 professions. Think of more I'm sure there is, but... Comic Sans. I've got beef with this I won't be living at home inna couple years Mmmm, tasty orange and green penis. Wait... what do you mean "that isn't normal"? Thank u. I think. Games with water levels always make me feel claustrophobic as fuck. I can't shoot a gun underwater I finally understand !! Thank you for opening my eyes He's 16 Ahhh the justice system Busted Very reasonable; however, pulling the "Some families in America actually struggle" card and spending your last penny on cigarettes gets a from me. obsession with celebs and shit like that. Sure it's alright to be interested in them and look up to them if they can motivate you in ways and all that, but my ex basically looked up to these people as higher beings. She said to me she would marry some of them if she could (this still after a year or so of us going out). Pretty demeaning knowing your SO would marry someone else given the opportunity. her excuse was, but i'll probably never meet them so it doesn't matter....BUT THE DESIRE . also it wasn't jokingly. she loved these people. what's worse were a few of them were casts of twilight. fuckin sparkly asshats Dude, TMI So 4.4 seconds to 60 is slow now? Fun!?!? Get the hell out! If you are having fun on a video game you are *clearly* doing it wrong! Yeah I figured as much.. Ahh well - we eagerly await the release of iOS 5.. It seems that all the most talented artists that reddit promotes happen to be attractive teenage girls. Coincidence? ** ** This is the look of disapproval, The new layout is great! Makes up for the April Fools one ... Oh yeah, so it does. I tried to find a solution to my fitness problem and was told I was in the wrong thread. True, but they give you the age of the offender, the date of the offense (so you can figure out their age at the time), the nature of the offense, and the age of the victim. It's relatively easy to figure out if someone may be wrongly listed. But I just looked up my neighborhood and there was a guy convicted of exposure and indecent touching of a 9 year old... when he was 45. Copy everything to a Mac formatted drive Derp, Obama doesn't buy his votes from poor people! "My most recent embarrassment is not having been in 3 weeks. " title... "Yeah...I love how the chick just falls to her knees and starts screaming!"........................... Just don't do it on my account! Keep your inverted filth away from my saved settings! Assault with the intent to penetrate. Um, yeah. they're going to make it for 14 years Hah! Look at the front, that guy brought a blo- wait. 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Paint it again. i figured it out, it was an firefox addon called remove it permanently. i don't remember when or why i installed it, but i know it wasn't to get rid of reddit comments When people blow their nose right next to me. 80 minutes... Not a problem! If you have any other questions, feel free to add me on XBL or PM me, and ill try and answer the best I can. I'm between mic's right now (thanks cats ) but I'm getting one soon. My cat gave me when I upvoted this. at first i was like That's why it tastes horrible 50% of the time! This is exactly the same as the unfixed! I want to but its so true did you bought her 64 slot server? No... We dont. I think it's fair to say whatever I was expecting, I wasn't expecting that. "Shopping block"? Seriously, the Tea Party becomes a bigger joke every time one of its members opens their mouth... i have a 997 and i've driven a few supercars... there's really nothing like driving a 911. how many of you have actually driven one? I'm pretty sure you said that in another thread, too. So you're one of those movie-only people... look at the troll eyes...I'll show them again... I will make it my goal to become your future arch-nemesis (a la Simon Phoenix vs. John Spartan in 'Demolition Man'). I'm filling out my Alcor forms now, with the instruction to be revived the same day you are. really...tradition based... So how does someone in the building across the street know to start filming that exact parking spot the second that happens? This bitch looks like she has teh downs..... You read a story about a failed birthing.... and that makes you want to play the game??? i refuse....... Yeah. Wow you had to tack a number on the end of your username, you should be proud of your creativity! But...but... Um... No! It does not say to cover your hair in the Quran!!! Like a plumber? ^( )^ well for starters you're on reddit, so thats a start to finding many exciting things. :D or just losing time My friend and I spent well over an hour trying to proceed with the first level of Tomb Raider (the original from 1996). We didn't realise the funny bar on the wall was a lever that you can pull. Until you get lung cancer. A robot is beating me... beating all of us? link?proof?what? If it's older than 3 months and not in the top 100 of all time it is allowed. You can also report reposts taking photos while driving... passenger waving arms in front of driver to take photo while driver is driving... still Drink ALOT (of water ). Make sure you don't miss out on vitamins. ( D and C are pretty important I hear ) Get lots of sleep. And he's cool with you streaming your lesson? Sweatpants are for lounging on my couch only. I used to have a friend who would wear sweatpants with a pair of board shorts over the top. Respect her choice. Don't make her do anything she doesn't want to do. You're making ents look bad. You do realize it's called PREmenstrual Syndrome, right? At the moment, Raysfan39. Please tell me those oddly interconnected series of h's isn't a real word... I hate that, people wear hats for a reason, would you like it if I stole your pants and played keep away? "But my pants keep my legs warm and not naked!" Then stay the fuck away from my hat. this is not craigslist how do you not know forthewolfx spreading the plague slimy Bill or John? ? Well that's not a repost that's a crosspost Spoiler alert? Oh but there's an explanation! Well now that makes it okay. Sorry bout the trouble folks. Shit, now I have to think of original content for this winter Hi, I interview analysts who generally start at an on-target earnings of $175-200k. If they have skills, that is all that matters. You, on the other hand, sound like a very petty person with a small amount of power lording it over access to a nonsense job Great. Reddit finally gets some publicity and its about /r/jailbait. You're essentially asking a (might I say, pretty cute) trans girl in a transgender forum whether she is transgender. You see why the question is kinda ? Fuck that play Is this you filming ? Because i really don't get how you can enjoy a concert while recording on a camera. Your username suggests otherwise. I want to know what cooter refers too Then I think all porsches fit the bill for: You're supposed to be asleep. why would you open the bag like that No zoom. Lets rush Mcom using this dark tunnel on the side, my good friend ** ** I second this ^THIS I let crazy put it in me. A Bama fan with a sense of humor? Steel becomes malleable before the melting point ಠ ಠ 24 часа Great smile, great pictures, all round thumbs up. I feel a bit creepy-old to be finding you attractive. Hey, you misspelled fla... I wont go so far as to say Terrans starting with max supply of 11 while the other races start with max of 10 is imbalance... no, roundeyes: Where is the actual poll data Gotta love reddit. *"We gotta dress up nice. Polos and khakis."* A naive idiot? Nice one . Wait, you're taking your *film* degree seriously!? Remind me never to go to Oklahoma... THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME. mean look of disapproval 41 >It seems that all the most talented artists that ~~reddit~~ *any place with a large male population* promotes happen to be attractive teenage girls. Coincidence? No. Hey, I want jets with bombs ... Because they've already given away enough free stuff Yeah and all we do is talk about DSLR's He has a nose like the Koosalagoopagoop ..."there may be some settling during shipment"...clearly...since they are stacked and all... I gotta say, the most disgusting part of this is when the girl goes "we're all tired of people hiding behind the first amendment" Somehow, that pisses me off more than their actual slander of Reddit. They didn't even take the time to look at their own website. Oh Anderson, I would never have expected this from you! Or she could, you know, just be herself and be happy with it. Gosh, I wish footytube was HTML 5. On an iPad at the moment. Really shouldn't have found that as funny as I did Oh god, THAT puzzle. But why isn't there MOOOOARRR ಠ_ಠ I'm Romanian and my name is Mob.Problem? i want to hate fuck your throat. That said, can we do ANYTHING about jailbait being in Reddit's google search result description? It kind of makes me sick. Is it based on popularity of reddits? If it is...** ** How does one trade PSN games? ...og så er der dem der ikke har haft tid til at være udenfor Related Articles: PETA to launch porn site My girlfriend makes me open them every time we want cinnamon or crescent rolls.. I hate them too. I just end up peeling the wrapper off, and tossing the can into the next room like a grenade. I seriously hope the people who are taking this serious are either joking or really, really high. That gun is the stupidest thing I have ever seen. because there are people inside........... being allergic to soap (and soap free soaps ), What else works? Usually I just end up having to take a shower to get rid of it Work for one of their call centers, learned about that from the customers before my managers even knew about it. *Posts picture of beautiful woman.* "I always thought this woman was gorgeous. Am I the only one, reddit?" ... She looks like she's 13 in this. Well, it *was*... > Your title is why we cannot have nice things Not a single bro is seen there She's 11 TROLL answer, or borderline fail on the exam. >I see *panoramically* Columbus, Ga? Happened here about a year ago. On a side note a friend in middle school used to take a shit and wipe his feces all over playground equipment. Every dungeon with zombies. I fucking hate zombies... That's the joke There goes my joke about changing his name to "Vegetable" Dude on the left totally shorted me on a bag last time I think you mean "look of *dis*approval." Here's yours: Here's mine: And by pizza, he means 14 year old girls I see what you did there This is absolutely THE epitome of first world problems. Loose at XBOX? Better coke a kid. Pues parece que las fotos son solo sugerentes, no hay desnudos, al menos en ese subreddit. Ahora bien, en algunos estados de México las menores pueden dar su consentimiento para una relación sexual desde los 12 años (te estoy viendo Oaxaca ), no nos pongamos puritanos por esto. > Also, talking in a men's restroom when not absolutely needed... I have discovered that women love to be naked. Just not around me. Some people take ridiculously long to accept friend requests. Once, someone placed an offer on an item I was selling on TF2TP. I accepted within two minutes of the other being placed, and added them to my friends list. It took them four days to accept . They didn't get the item. At first i was like because i thought it said "Zach Braff grabs the wrong dick", then i was like :o Discovered my right interruptor brake lever was borked at some point during the day too Hate when west is behind the plate. This is why I play heavy. The internet is not the beach or a pool . there would've been many more cases of rape on city buses, if only you'd known Stop dividing by zero STFU guys we want to keep the site a secret [](/b24 "And what in tarnation is that supposed to mean?") What I saw, creepy guy pretending to be a girl and asking for boy's pictures . Or, they build giant houses and only live there in the winter for skiing. Either way, yeah, it drives up the cost of living. They also tend to build in the *middle of fucking nowhere* and it costs tons of money to save their McMansions from the inevitable forest fires every year. So that'shre my pumpkin shit went In which we lost You owe me a new keyboard G GLE Aren't you ranting about rants? The three " "s kind of tripped me out. Who names an asian guy Reggie!? Nah, I doubt most redditers will transfer their credit card balances elsewhere. I go to uni in the UK HEY. We already have a novelty account for this little man. Go fuck off, you haven't earned what he's earned No Skyrim option It was tongue-in-cheek... **I type my analysis in bold because it's better than anyone else's ** Both... Radcliffe scares the bejeezus out of me... Where the fuck do you work and live, man? Someone bitching over a decent balance patch. Wow. > I got to look at the specs of the computers for the registers and they had 200 mb of ram Fuck everything about this. Redditor for 23 days Really? Shellac makes you frisky obligatory: How should you go about obtaining iron bars anyway? I STILL DON'T FUCKING GET WHY COD IS M RATED. "Sci fi at its best" + Voyager = You can't VATS in mid air I'd happily use KDE if it didn't consume 60% of my RAM. /\/\/ಠಠ ಠಠ\/\/\ Maybe they thought she could walk and you guys were making light of the situation-- or maybe they're just a bunch of dicks soooo...where dem pics ¿Y la denuncia, apá? Says second time playing ever yet is Prestige. At 2:12 he picks up, and body slams ***Jason Witten*** ... And yet you still have time to comment, potentially misleading others in the process. ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ Love how that wettabix commercial has 200 upvotes and this has 4. Fuck yeah r/dubstep keep being awesome.... "Today, it's easy it imagine a McDonald's with a stone fireplace, hardwood floors and ambient lighting." > then stood it next to a space heater overnight. 私は日本に移動する予定の理由です。 Bitch, don't dis the crocs. I find the thought that you have access to dead kittens disturbing I was afraid this story would take a sexual innuendo turn for the worse. I think you accidentally a comma. I read that entirely wrong... I think this qualifies as r/jailbait, why dont you have a seat over there You want to drown your children for not wanting to take a bath? Uncool. was... was woody fucking a llama? Do what? Be loud and argue in public and divide up the fanbase? I do really like that this subreddit is "clean", so to speak, but every site gets to determine for itself what its standards are and Youtube has always just been a clusterfuck. A simple might suffice if you want to register disapproval, no need for pitchforks. its not racism if its satire Take it off and frame it. Was about to say something like 'of course, if you like/liked their music', but then I saw the 'no LP in box' same thing happens to me every thanksgiving I concur. You don't even shave your armpits? That person's vote is worth as much as mine... You as well. wow, you really got perspective nailed down don't you.... He's not complaining, just ing. Because they are fucking japanese. Yeah but you're an American citizen that doesn't give a shit, and since half of the population seems to posses that same attitude; I'd say that people like you are a large part of the problem. Mojang have spent their time developing complex algorithms that generate beautiful and varied landscapes and vistas stretching as far as the eye can see and creating a virtual world around 8x the size of Earth for you to explore...And you want to spend more time underground? HEY! Get out of here, I said no! > With hardcore mode this game is terrible Not exactly true, it was a within subjects design, so each person served as their own control. See my comment below for some of my thoughts on why that probably wasn't a good idea. Also, don't hate on researchers who only run 15 subjects through their studies. *liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick* At my college, kids complain about not being able to afford the textbooks and crap, yet a minute later they whip out their iphone They work great and last forever as long as you aren't knocking them onto the floor all the time like my last roommate That police officer needs to be fired. What the...I made that! Hitmonchan. Yeah, people investing in alternative energy is really going to fuck us. Empty your trash? ....i see what you did there Unlawful use of weapons, possession of a pipe bomb yes...I put this up in the hope of making the front page, you are right. That upvote is the wrong color Not sure if joking... or being truly oblivious to sarcasm. Extreme.... Cello... Don't know why I didn't think about it like that. It could be possible meaning. I just hope they don't start talking about [12] Branon braga... I didnt know 99% of people in the US were unemployed, or in a horrible financial situation Fedoras and DC skate shoes I too had Peyton Manning and David Garrard. I'm getting smoked in this league. Rex Grossman and Matthew Hasselbeck. that was probably the most derp I have seen on reddit. LMFAO, what did the retards expect when they decided to block off the Brooklyn bridge? Weather Oh hey dasweb. I put a tag next to your name a few months ago. You shut down your anarchy minecraft server for no reason and ignored all contact with your players . How did they get all the way from wall street to the bridge "dire"? It's a television show. What exactly did you expect? Get over yourself... At my old job I worked in a design agency where it contained other design agencies in the same building with one bathroom to a floor. Every day I went to the bathroom on my floor I'd notice new boogers placed on the inside doors of the bathroom stalls, it was fucking disgusting. These boogers became so big in clusters that someone with a sharpie circled them and named them things like "Saturn" or "Mars" or even a large enough cluster as "The Milky Way". I left the place and was told by ex coworkers that now flecks of shit were being added to the doors. These aren't tiny agencies, these are well respected places that deal with big clients. What the fuck is wrong with some people? This, minus the trying to look cool part. I always wondered why people would come up to me when I'm walking/sitting and be all like, "OMGEE!! Are you okay?!?!?!?! D:" And I'd just be all " ...the fuck?? I'm just staring off into space." I wasn't aware that there is a law against inconveniencing someone. What the fuck did I just read? ...done? the "I" isnt even close to the "d" Isn't Jafar constantly macking on the princess and trying to forcibly marry her? Umm, I'm pretty sure he survived that. uploaded by the fakeandgay channel I once set my lawn on fire. That was a fun ~15 minutes. Fire dept. came and everything. They were all . ...according to an Indian call center. Good source. Totally reliable. That's where I go for all my facts. Anderson Cooper... hey notch....thats a great idea you came up with...but why did you come here and do this overly elaborate image instead of implementing it into the game I love how god went bat-shit crazy when a bunch of folks built a small tower by today's standards, but he's totally cool with us building our modern skyscrapers &amp; traveling to outer space. That dude doesn't sound mentally imbalanced at all. We should all worship him. Cheese head. Packers fan. does anyone notice the make up? Went to high school in my hometown When you said "want to go for a ride?" my dog went nuts. Thanks. you mean the poor people in NYC that have cars? (i don't know anyone in NYC that has a car) I just showed my 4 year old daughter this and asked her what it was. She replied with "penis" The number is 911. This happened to me when I was taking a shit due to the sudden release of a massive turd. I'm still amazed that there was no shit in unwanted places after I faceplanted and my whole body twitched for about a whole minute.... I remember 15 minutes into sleep one night, it happened 5 MOTHREFUCKING TIMES Hey! Watch your language. Yuck... Take your chance and kill both with one shoe... WTF I never knew that either. >Did you get paid for it? Because if not then its just being lazy. Now, walking to school and work, while holding down a job cleaning up shit, that..that's what it takes to succeed. A Kiwi agrees :D. Btw if anyone does a "[FIXED]" and it's upside down, I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND FLIP YOU OVER AND SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT! IT'S OVER USED AND NOT EVEN FUNNY I beg to differ. and you can't make a 2 box flowchart yourself? Fucking Robert Horry. You title yourself 'third reich' an get your mate to name himself 'holocaust' and then submit it under a ? Got dumped by my girlfriend when 11.04 came out, ... wow, it's been that long. Any time a character "dies", someone gives them CPR and just sit up, spit out water/comb their frazzled hair/whatever. Everything is back to normal. They're extremely healthy and their fat is unsaturated. Amazing food even though 1 KG of almonds has *gasp* ~6,000 kcal. ....... ....... Kids his age should not be smoking weed Yet again, just like with shitty ports... consoles fucking with my PC gaming. How dare regular people 'infringe' on the industry's right to print money! I think you missed the joke Not since Noah forget to bring them on the Ark. Molest the girl with bag maybe? Alvarez is still one of the best sounding inexpensive acoustic brands I've ever played. Nice choice! (though a black acoustic is a little to me) Do American kids have a dinosaur phase? Come on man, even kids who don't know what dinosaurs are yet think dinosaurs are the coolest. My cat is exactly like this. Probably It's okay, you probably weren't using them *looks at username* ... I have no idea what you're talking about, I've never seen that couch before in my life. Prove that I've seen it before, you don't have any evidence. I have no clue how to type that face I'm not really sure either, copypasta I don't think that's the question she asked. Yes, on my computer, not on my phone. ''The lesson ends when I say it does, not(!) when the bell goes'' ... Holy shit, that thing is STARING at me.... now we're gonna have all those hipster fitnesscirclejerkers. "I liked FCJ before pics of BYUKID's wife were promised" Yeah, thx OP for pointing that out... Really? You don't know who Neil Patrick Harris is? Make that *early* 90s To "protect" the protestors? So our armed forces are, in uniform with their own rogue political motives, going to prevent law enforcement from performing their duties? Sounds like a greeeaaaat plan to me ... that is definitely what i was thinking....... Bros before Hoes I think that person would do some good things, and some crummy things, but most of all it would be hated. Due to the fact it never shuts the hell up! blah blah wall street blah blah Fry blah blah pizza blah blah. You know the type. The future of crappy gaming. hmm.. i see what you did there They don't teach sarcasm in homeschool, do they? People call me a homophobe, but I'm fine with gay people, I just find it annoying when gay people go out of their way to tell you that they are gay. Saying you're going to receive -158219589218529 downvotes while complaining about sensationalization... They look like inkjet printers I don't know what's more impressive; the fact that this exists or the fact that a serving size is ONE COOKIE Awful lot of downvoting in this thread Don't worry, it is mine now. Doesn't 504 mean it DIDN'T go through University of Texas... They're not protesting against people who make a lot of money You still haven't answered my question. You're merely dodging. Singed style = 22? Wearing briefs? This: is how I feel every time I see that someone post that damn face. The unedited version is far worse. But those are the best kind. How are thoes funny answers? How did you hear it?... That's not really your laptop, is it? No shit! Fucking 4chan. I clicked this and got a porno pop-under with audio. I just happened to be browsing reddit on my laptop while visiting my parents for the weekend. They were sitting just a few feet away. Because the message is entirely literal and all the protesters care about is fighting the buildings on Wall Street. Lol my friend who lives in Oregon now keeps saying Nigger when she comes back to California. >And also Cyborg's shotty plagerism work. He never changes You got some classy comments on here Eli > Hey, why don't you just take the cat and quit being a dick. I see what they did there. This is just another attempt by the global financiers to get us to take the blame for our predicament off them and put it back on us. I will not be silent, they will be held accountable. Your puny propaganda will not go unnoticed. do you really cum sprinkles? I was an Otter mascot at an aquarium once. People kept pulling on my tail and running away...most of these were middle aged men Why are we getting downvoted for this. The refs have been bananas in a lot of games today. The Steelers/Texans game was especially...surreal Good of him to speak up....what...a week after he's dead. Classy as usual. ** ** at all of you. ALL OF YOU! I'll be praying extra for the lot of you. Then I got confused about all the congratulations. Will call is an 8 hour drive away... [](/z34 "r/clopclop is that way") Sounds like me. I had to stop once my dog started going wild animal on my trash can every month. Cesc Fabregas, Hamstring, 3 weeks, **still needs a haircut** I wonder what kind of care he's taking with that cat. You just had to go and take all the good ones, didn't you? Reading the front page of Reddit is really weird sometimes. I'm all choked up after reading a beautiful letter from a dying father to his son, and the next link I click is some woman tied up like a car fixture with her boobs out . That would make one hell of a mess . Why is the 1st quarter taking almost an hour to complete? Wow, never would have seen that coming. i love how it says as seen on reddit: front page yet you still post it anyway The password is changed again in class Did the Ref just troll us?!? Get the hell off my lawn!! TIMEOUT SO I CAN BITCH TO THE REF ...Dutch ovens are legitimate cooking devices; the euphemism came afterwards ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ At first I read this as you getting your daughter pregnant and this was the result. >What's the opposite of ? You're clearly new to reddit I assumed a negative response because, although I've seen posts like this before get upvotes, I assume people are growing tired of them. They get really popular, people say "hey yeah, knock it off" and then nothing changes Ugh. Republicans Wait...why would she lick her fingers? > I can see similarities between Atheists who try to 'convert' others and mainstream religions and the religious mindset and that just makes me , because to me, even though a belief in a god of any sort isn't my thing, I can understand why people are religious and perhaps more importantly, that the whole point of a religion is to ignore evidence to preserve faith, so no amount of logic or reason can compete with that; it seems pretty redundant to me. I was imagining a pair of really hot Greek chicks (because I have no idea who's Adonis) til you mentioned how you went down on him, so for a moment I was like it's two guys sucking each other off? What the deuce! It should have formatted correctly. Oh I was just giving you the because of the second "NO, REALLY. WAKE UP" if you search well enough, you will find many njit 'professors' on youtube... "It's called *FTFY* FBI..." " " " " COMIC SANS On the bright side he thinks you're worth creeping on. Also why was your mom watching you in the shower "And cilantro is kind of like the parsley for these countries in the East..." What. The. Fuck. This is some serious nightmare material If it didn't have the title, this wouldn't belong in r/gaming Are you fucking kidding me. I posted this about 2 months ago and got about (-3) up votes. Are... are you telling me that the headaches I experienced (when using active-shutter glasses) aren't real? Seriously? The teacher was the worst one You mean to tell me people still 4Gate post-1.4? So... you raped her. Of course it could be *exactly like the movie*. The only black character... and they use Jynx as the pokémon. the more I scroll down .... Just because you were bad at it dosn't mean it wasn't good You are adding fuel to the fire... I also love it when I just get a view of their feet. ಠ_ಠ^ ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Um, are you sure it wasn't an 18lb baby? It's only a matter of time... so im not the only one starting to think that talon might be OP No you haven't, because *it does not exist.* I'm sure that so many people just starting out will be learning some Primus Maybe if the douche put down the camera and turned the water off, she might actually get in the tub. Wait a minute. If your hubby is away.... Who took the picture? Yes I'm aware that `unsafePerformIO` has type `IO a -> a`. Sure it's pure. Pure evil. Yeah! Fuck Museums! .... are you wallstreet? cause I'd like to occupy you Splice. My argument made the top post of the front page. I'd argue it's not a minority opinion I'm pretty confused too. It was well-received, but it didn't happen I know right. For how many people liked it last time, it's weird that nothing has changed His? Must... Not... Fall for it. Genderman.... Mr. Luck, dont you have a paper to write? ..."total access" I dunno. I mean, if a cute guy said it to me I would probably be ok with it. *But*, I'm a girl and I would say that I am not bad looking. I tried this on a guy and it did not work. ¨Delicious Pizza¨ What the fuck did I just read? Karmawhoremen someone downvoted all your comments, and it wasn't me. this is not how the circle jerk works. I've only been a redditor for a short-while.. But these faces intrigue me... I never knew there were alternative versions of " ". However I've been looking at the 3rd last and the last. Tell me there isn't a difference... coz I can't find any. Over her dead body. Ask a stranger. Walk to a nearby store. Call on your fairy godparents. In the post I explain that It's not exactly a hidden gem. Alone the youtube trailer has over 1M views. I can't figure out why the elves are allowed to cut down trees, and sell logs and wooden materials, but they get pissed when we cut down trees and accidentally sell them a bin. Where did you get the blanket from during the party? Can you confirm they're both female? (Bought two "female" chinchillas once... At least they were missexed equally and turned out to both be male so I didn't end up with young'ns ) I havent dipped too deep into the David Icke world, but I will admit the reptilian thing was the exact thing that made me go You forgot to mention, they both got their arms reattached I see what you did there. I lost the bet Reddit I don´t get it. Username Why do the baby cows have horns and udder ? oh you're just a hoot aren't you ... and the top one is a nun. Apparently it makes more sense to document an important political movement with a disposable rather than using the camera you already own Pay attention to the screen before bothering me. You don't need me to click OK on things jewgeni This was from **yesterday's** episode. Safeways Leave a stern note. Thumbnail looked better... If your Mom asks to see your erect penis.... ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ citing wikipedia as evidence... **Daily Mail** Oh yeah I hate that one. You also see it in movies all the time. If a woman harasses a man, that man ought to consider himself lucky Horrible if you ask me. wat Maybe. I just try not to take any extra stuff. I'm not a health nut, I just don't really like taking pills. I try to heal naturally if possible (we're talking I have to be bullied into taking some Excedrin for a headache, but will give in if the headache is bad enough). Not to mention I don't have benefits, so going to the doctor, getting a prescription, and paying for all of that is a huge problem. I only make $10/hr and rent is about $1200/month, and my boyfriend only makes $12/hr. So we're squeezed pretty tight. Both of our cars are also old and we're worried about them breaking down. And here I go again So your friend is now in corporate marketing at Kimpton. Did you seriously just say "nope" to Shostakovitch #5?!? im latino and i drive a GT cool photo but that hand gesture... I never want to be that close to George Carlin's face again... I like that you put a diamond block over lava. Ants deter you from free pizza when you are drunk? At first I was like , then I was like, FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU You're friends with a pedophile. Fiji water as a naughty professor, i'll meet up with you. At first I was like: , but now I'm all like: ಠ⌣ಠ I get customers all the time that think that just purchasing antivirus will keep their computer protected. Um yah... you do need to install it to get any benefit > Oh that's right. The game where you had to wait 25 minutes for your opponents to move Is…is that a threat to chloroform her? Oh, jesus...those teeth I see what you did there... Edit: replied to wrong comment Wernstrom! At first I was all : That............what......... Forbidden You buy Minecraft right now. Wyre Flash for NV has functionality to make the entire install portable, I believe. Don't quote me on that though. A girl on my facebook friends complained today that no one was buying things from her baby registry. Maybe you should stay away from the internet if you are so easily offended. No. Humping the ground does *not* count. So if a guy promised you eternal salvation for $1000, but offered you no evidence, would you do it? If your answer was no, congrats, you are like most rational people. If your answer was yes than Finding chests of TNT and griefing, no doubt. wait a minute Hey, you have something in common with my wife! I thought she was the only one. She also likes the singer Meatloaf I don't know what half the stuff ralfy says tastes like... myrrh? Yeah sure I eat myrrh all the time... Do you feel better about yourself now, douchebag? Yeah you say that, then the next thing you know you're bringing your cows down You are incorrect, I don't misspell words on purpose...like you obviously do. 349.99 but only TWO storm troopers? If they're FAT they're defective. Smokestacks??? It's not a photograph.... It does ship to Australia? Where did you get this impression from? Crumbs? Crumbs of what?! ...and you took that screen cap from a moving vehicle. That just makes me butt sore. This thread is a whole lot of She puts on a bra and panties that she drew on with sharpie, and this post gets more upvotes than a costume I spent months on Hey cool, my problem was definitely that I wasn't paranoid enough. ** ** Oh no, I hope they don't DDOS their website! ... ... motherfucker! Raisins and brussel sprouts All I can think of is this face on my penis: Funny that the quality of the sex isn't related at all to how happy you are with your partner. I kept that axe too! On my Shaman... I have dreams where I kick pregnant women in the stomach... Why would free speech and assembly be any less respected in Egypt (well... ) or Spain than it is in America? The general consensus where I'm from is that the US has been a police state for quite some time now. You people need to get out more... wait... the fuck am I saying... im talking to goddamn redditors When I was in middle school, my friends always used to say stupid shit like "You should marry a guy named Ralph, then you'd be Ralph&Lauren!" Also, Or you can have r/usa as an optional subreddit and stop trying to segregate the rest of the world My 6 year old daughter laughed at that scene. ಠ ಠ I agree and can't bring it up because all of my nerd friends think Star Wars is the greatest movie series ever made or.... not... Where is it written that the board isn't really a square moving at speeds near c and therefore experiencing relativistic length contraction? I was as well. I don't work for DICE and if i did I was would get fired for critizing the decision making from the standpoint of a hardcore BF2 player. No commander mode? Thanks Wizards.com, my mobile browser really appreciated that giant pop-up ad that moves around when you try to close it UK only offer I should have expected someone named Killfuck_Soulshitter to like new Pokemon games I love Giant Bomb and TotalBiscuit. But to be honest they make me buy more games than I want to. They make even average games look fun, which make me question whether I actually like playing games or watching them. Oh man, I saw the maokai video 10 minutes ago and i'm still listening to that music in my head (ﾉ ）ﾉ ┻━┻ You must use a cooler on the CPU. Retail CPUs come with coolers that are usually sufficient. If you want to overclock or want a quite cooler (Looking at you AMD ), you can get an aftermarket cooler that is usually quieter and keeps the CPU cooler. Macrumors got DDOS'd .. I still keep refreshing ... Jack isn't really the Face of Boe. I for one would like to know why the "Liberal Douchebag" is subscribed to r/Jailbait. Don't you think for one minute that I trust you Mr. Sam Wise. *Your* life got ruined? I am disapoint. (╯ )╯︵ ┻━┻ Wow, 8 days!? Give this guy a medal! They're already hitting the floor of Satan's wine cellar. >Also, picture of text? You can never unsee what you've just seen. ** ** " " Yeah, why can't people just buy a wand and cast *Engorgio* on their hands? It just doesn't make any sense. So then why did the submitter call it Scrabble? >Apparently this includes graphical glitches. Yea because that never happens on PC. Why is your brakeroom full of toilet paper? Heading to 4G 4" screen and a lower monthly bill... Contract is up been waiting for this... I am disappoint You did that on purpose. Third panel face placement Why is the atheist commandment a paraphrased Christian one? And rock is all the same. Oh wow, thanks for clearing that up. I know they do-- I have a friend who had that fast track experience. Believe it or not, he left because he didn't want to work in that industry. Én meg azt hittem amit gimiben veszünk az nehéz. Stop hitting on our prime minister! Not even then If you have to ask. anonymous report? You can spawn on any squad member, spawning on the squad leader only was nixed. Unless they plan to re-implement for final... I was told that I am attracted to pregnant women because I was friendly towards one Like I said, go make a living off tips for a while and then tell me that $2.50 for a discounted drink is worth a " " TLO is from germany, so is hitler. Kittens are awesome. But then they turn into cats. After you have given birth, even if you don't breastfeed, you're boobs will leak. Also, if you hear of children/babies crying, your boobs get very sore and leak. It's your bodies way of saying, "that child is hungry, I must feed it!" This will happen until your milk dries up. A capitalist nation protesting corporate greed Watch your language! He's 12! Agreed. I just heard of a poll asking if his weight would influence their vote. Almost half said yes. That I made up being pregnant and having a miscarriage because I was jealous of my pregnant friends. > Did anyone else read Rizk's wall? He spends an awful lot of time thinking and talking about "faggots and their gay penises"... Lol, there's a subreddit called that (my gf enjoys it as well ) I wish people weren't such dicks about downvoting in this subreddit. The environment thanks you for this. CHALLENGE [REJECTED](/spoiler " ") The environment thanks your family... Yep that must be it. "Portia fimbriata has been observed to perform vibratory behavior for three days..." If I post this article on my facebook account, I'm bound to get one person honestly asking this. I thought it was a bong at first **THE BEST KIND. ** I was going to build one of them tonight, but my lower parts kit was missing the trigger spring Sorry about the shitty phone pic. I was going to build one of them tonight, but my lower parts kit was missing the trigger spring I never said it costs too much. I said I couldn't justify doing something I could do for free. I can't use an iPad for free. I can get on Reddit for free. I would rather have political posts in r/pics than all these karma whores. I'm looking at you, 2ndKunin. As a woman and a hockey player: Studying. Wasn't this originally a Cyanide and Happiness comic...? Grijă la gramatică vă rugăm, dacă suntem la capitolul limba română! "De-a" nu "Dea" da? ... if you don't think there's evidence the sun will rise, you need to take basic high school physics again. But a picture of your daughter you have gladly offered us... On behalf of the late Benoit Mandelbrot, . ...because over-taxed, cheap poison is evidence of financial security, right? Right? I just get the usual Adobe Flash options when I right-click. ........not sure if serious. They're ruining the tv series so they can promote the re-release of the movie? Yes, I have reddit eyes for you too. I'm pretty sure you pull out too many emotions from a comment that has 0 smileys. If I was a troll I would be spamming everywhere. . .Just because I had one series of posts in the republic of moderation that you didn't understand shouldn't give you the gall that I am a troll. My nonsensical "nonsense" IMO is meta-minded commonsensical way of using reddit. I have a "personal" Journal that only 1 awesome redditor from /r/fuckingphilosophy gets to read. 8.5 solar radii = 5,900,000 km Maybe she should have aborted herself instead of the child. Hmphhhhhh!!! Me Either!! Okay Were they actual basketball players? If not.. > A**nother** picture of just text in r/pics. Says, "...concentrate on getting as much farm as you possibly can..." over a clip where you get one cs out of 6. There's nothing here Came here to confirm this was what would be discussed. ABORT: Speeling fail. (.\ErrorLog.c/ ) Yeah the entry on Australia is pretty good. Love me a bit of chicken salt...mmmmmm or gravy. Goddamn im hungry now. Of course this means 'literally' in its figurative sense... It's odd, isn't it. OP had a beautifully constructed, reasonable, non-contentious argument going. If I had a sibling like that (Curse you, sister! ), I would have congratulated them. nsfw tag? Then don't live with that family. In this analogy, your dad takes fucking great care of you and just asks that you mow the lawn and clean your room and occasionally the kitchen. So fucking hard, I might have to just bitch like a whiny teenager about it. Just like the conservatives bitch about taxes. you just ruined homecoming for the rest of those girls. If you're trying to be ironic or funny do it somewhere else. Those girls were probably looking forward to getting dressed up in front of their peers and here you go stealing the spotlight from them. bad karma for you Where can I buy this?! Excuse me? it's like a reverse inception... ** ** An unfortunate part of my childhood as well. I'm not sure how someone thought colorizing sweat was a good idea, but it puzzles me even more why people flocked to it. I had a friend that has hypercolor pants... the hypercolor revealed a zuba (sp?) pattern. Nadeshot's sister here. He just tells everyone in the family there's too much to explain, and he'll tell us later. Later never comes. As a barista, I see this ALL THE TIME. They come in complaining about being a single parent, unemployed, broke, etc. and buy a frappuccino for $4-5 There never was one. An article from 2009? Really? ** ** my girlfriend's name is Caroline and is exactly this I feel like this defeats the idea of hardcore mode This. Manga fly's under the radar most of the time. But when a grown ass man whips out a laptop and watches an anime, you'll get the looks Or like my mother-in-law likes to say "those cartoons you're watching". This comment went from angry about not sourcing to a giant plug for someecards.. bookmark it? Yeah sure I know! I need to get 2 for the vent under my PSU and ma... oh... you were being facetious... My girlfriend's reaction: 'what's that CGI shot of?' Me: lol, I remember when I started skating and it was comparatively like that. Now I ride a sector nine bamboo board and am the fastest fat man on wood Interior defecator I have the first generation iphone and there are some people who ask me if it is the new iphone go on skype and get ppls to play LOL with I'm sure 'plants' have proved their usfulness... just not enough of a worth. Big Plant needs to get together and "accident" some judges and grease some palms (pun intended... except that it doesn't work... unless the palm trees are assassins... )... Fuck your sister. My fiance I ran all the way across that small bridge in Undead Burg with assholes throwing fireballs at me and a corpse tangled up in my feet. I had this happen to me as a teenager. It just turned out they could only get off jerking it to fanart. SO. WHAT. $175 for 50 sq feet of paint? That is some of the most tasteless dancing I'v ever seen. That actually made me a little bit mad. Sneaky bastards... relevant username; redditor for 3 years Dude, I just unsubscribed from /r/spiders **yesterday** What, that's just a regular platypus, perry wears a hat. too bad he doesnt know reddit... but i may show him one day if he stops looking at me like this : Maybe that's why they have the 24 hour missing person rule Yes, it's very stupid to believe that Jesus would honor his mother in a way that only God can There's nothing funny about miscegenation. Another Steelers fan living around here? They have to get it extra creamy for you! Hold yo horses! I too am blind in one eye and have a prosthesis.....no more 3D movies ( ) "This lesson was taught" ( )>--■-■ That pre-order form looks totally safe and legit. Sure we do! It comes in cans with "Chunky" written on the side! ...you shameful cowards I did this...but on the fly of my pants had quite an interesting scar for a while. repost Screaming Mimi's. Everybody knows what it is. You're right, I had no idea this subreddit existed. Nor that there were this many of you on campus. How naïve of me. So is Ohio. And we have two teams of our own, too. Yes, because all Canadian TV stations should be doing is simulcasting American TV shows, instead of making their own. could care less... it's ok, if you read loud_secretary's other comments on this post, you will see that he/she actually knows everything ever. Jobmine's system is ridiculous... I don't know why we have to do it like that. I swear we have enough CS majors who can do a better job. Maybe it's different with underage girls? support gunner sets up in some bushes near the m-com, waiting to grab incoming attackers, recon spawns on top of you, crawls 3 feet away, proceeds to give away your position with lense flare and muzzle blast without a birdcage on it Its the dog's . But apparently, everyone plays with themselves... Is it just me, or is the paper discoloring faster than the "food". TIL people say "lol" in real life. Terrible with names. Also, I was in the hospital a while back and was loaded with painkillers and benzos, and my memory was *completely* shot. I would meet people, and within days or weeks, I would have no recollection of ever having met them. I would literally forget entire persons. Had quite a few awkward encounters where I introduced myself to people I'd already met and got looks. Why are his/her nails painted? Yeah, those damn hipsters and their geared bikes ¿PT? Tenian que ser los ex-priistas como siempre! Why do guys put up with this shit? If a boyfriend told me I wasn't allowed to do something or he'd leave (girl version leave/pitch a fit), I'd wish him the best. Seriously, stop tolerating this shit if it goes beyond reasonableness. You have the power to make crap like this stop. And other women will thank you for it. I WOULD BUY THESE!!! Sooo, they usually do something they don't have to, they set stricter terms this time, and they are a scumbag. Yeah, that sounds right. How would *you* know wait what? i dont remember saying Alright then. I remove my thanks, and instead leave a . i feel like cigars international is as evil as cigarbid. i see deals like this and i just want to SPEND ALL THE MONEY! good thing i don't have a credit or debit card so i cant purchase things online Or into you Să-mi bag pula, reclamă mai jenibilă n-am văzut în viața mea 666 upvotes A girl asked me this same question last night. I said the same thing, to start and stop time. She chose to fly -- she's afraid of heights Or give them back 4 armor, like they had in BW Well... that's one way to exit with a statement, I'll give you that Or worse, some spies don't even bother to use their revolver. "have less dumb" ironically that damn envelope stayed up for 20 min after you posted this You know damn well you didn't click for the puppies I was *extremely* insecure around my SO of 5 years and it was over something stupid: I can't play the type of video games he likes if he's around or I panic and think he's judging me. Stupid? Extremely. I know I'm horrible at them but he loves to play them with me so I do it but freak out if I die or mess up or forget the controls to a specific move or the map rotates... it's awful. I actually developed a slight fear of the games if he ever brought them out... I knew what was going to happen and there was nothing I could do about it. He makes the same and it makes me feel *worse!* Turns out, he was just thinking about a way to help me remember it or what he should do next, it was nothing to do with me at all. SO! Now I'm better! In reverse, I apparently made the ಠ_ಠ face at him all the time when trying to help him learn to cook or do his homework. I wasn't ಠ_ಠ... I was just thinking about how to explain to him why he can't cut chicken up into different sizes or something to do with cultural perspectives. I was just thinking but he came to dread the times I'd spend helping him with homework or asking for help in the kitchen because he hated the face that I would give him. Edit: What the hell is going on with my face I'll bet it tastes like the day it was bought, too. Shirt? Jacket?  Yeah, watched the show. Then im like MUST READ BOOK NOW! Started reading book. immediately this.... I actually have no idea who SamHall is other than he's now stuck on my reddit tag. Hell yeah, they *were.* ** ** this is from an r/gonewild post I was in a bike shop getting my bike brakes adjusted and I was talking to the guy who was ringing me up at the counter about "riding styles." By riding styles this meant how his handle bars were twisted by like 3 degrees to the right and how everyone hated riding his bike... The reason that they were twisted 3 degrees was because his eye sight was uneven. So silly ole me was like, "Yeah, I have a hard time seeing when its dark outside." But what I meant was my night sight was a little worse that normal. He gave me the look and I le derped out of the store. Afterwards I felt like a complete jackass. Figured redemption was out of the question. I'm sure that dude thinks i'm a dip shit. Sure, you freak out. But then you forget about it, don't clean your penis, and later in the day you expect your SO to put your penis in his/her mouth. happened like 5 mins from my house He hasn't been executed for treason yet!? ( )/ You're just trying to get away with your unsolicited sodomy. I'm on to you. Cool post, Mr. 1% I do agree about the judgmental/having an opinion about everything culture. While I lived in Germany, a lot of people would yell at me for voting for Bush, since I'm an American.... I was 16-17 when I lived in Germany. I scrolled through that blog to check out some of the other drawings. There's some mad pene in there >unless you hear ticking from dat hijab... At first I was like ...and then I was like " *Ahem.* No one's drinking juices. ** ** >Your solution's kinda like saying that if people are coming into your store & trashing a specific aisle, the solution is to leave your store unlocked at night. E=mc^2 You're probably a gentleman and a scholar, but Big Momma's House? ***...ripe?? *** But downy adults???... "Well, West Virginia is real Southern." It used to be locally-owned by a family until they sold out to a company based out of a different state. Almost 100 employees unexpectedly found out they were going to be laid off. Just over a year later, a member of the same family wrote an article for the newspaper titled, "Family-owned businesses a special asset for community." ... you went off on a complete tangent that has nothing to do with what I said. I'm not referring to it.Wikipedia's shutdown. I'm talking about en.Wikipedia locking individual articles that are being relentlessly trashed. That dog isn't the only one... How about turn the doors around so I don't have to "pull" on a door that people who don't wash their hands touch? So *my* IQ went down? \( )/ I used to go to church with people who thought Harry Potter was evil So you're saying we should be saying "So long, Steve, you no good asshole" instead of mourning the loss of a human being? The polarity of water is like *THE* key to fatty acid vesicles forming spontaneously. ಠ ಠ Been to Oregon. You really couldn't... Good for you though.... You know what you could do about that? Not make a fucking post about it I bought a few of those from walmart. They smell like lead I typed reddit on ebay (thinking of a decal) and found this. Thread over, this guy wins. My usual croissant and small black coffee at Jazzman's is a shade under 3 dollars so that isn't too bad. But pretty much everything else is way overpriced for the quality. I'm looking at you, salads When I was in 1st grade (that's about 20 years ago) I had just seen a PBS special on the then-new theory that dinosaurs had evolved into birds. I was so excited to share my knowledge when we got to study dinosaurs. The dumbshit teacher yelled at me for making it all up. The medic in the video is holding the quickfix. I wouldn't wanna do that At first I was all , but then I ಠ◡ಠ "...Amino acid building blocks which are the predecessors to our very own life replicating system, DNA." EDIT: The building blocks of DNA are nucleic acids. My science teacher freshman year of high school taught creation science. In a public school. Entropy argument and everything. For six fucking weeks. I argued with her daily. 16-17 year olds can't vote... hence the *Salute* ( )_\ Fuck a pony tail I wear that shit long like a man! Why did 1750 people downvote this? This brony protests heartily. Though I enjoy dicks, the frivolity and nostalgia of cartoon ponies outweighs that love in this instance. Americans I have been to Bakersfield... Even had to live there 1month for work... Tags: comedy I'm more of a human person myself I can't help myself. Really no one I know but my brother likes them. We catch crap all the time for it Priorities Too soon. I agree, reality tv it so cheap to make yet still seems to get ratings... I think of all the stupid shit I've said that helped ostracize me from peers and contribute to my general childhood unpopularity and still cringe. For example, I didn't understand how to react. Second or third grade, I was going down the slide and decided saying "weeeeee" was the appropriate thing to do. So, I let out a forced "weeee" on the way down only to be met with 'laundry mat' Think more next time maybe. This is a big deal for those of us who receive blowjobs and cheese often...I can't choose... The fuck? Corona is not even beer...it's made from Mexican midget piss.. Technically everyone is. SFABGWAW'SW ... ... the hell? So, you want reddit to transfer their credit card balances!? note i dont believe those eggs were shelled Still looking Exactly how many drag queen entrances have you witnessed? I'm curious to know how you're aware it's the "best"? Are you saying you *need* I_RAPE_CATS? Its not hipster enough to have a Loaded Board, apparently. I do 3's in my pod Your just as bad as r/politics complaining about fox news. o ﾉ( ﾉ) >That's just it though: "fucking with someone" is trolling. I'm sure she'd be honoured to know that. He said le twice. Count moar, dickfish It's not very salacious, but it gets the face from my medical school colleagues every time: Mormons can drink diet coke, but not tea. I asked a teacher who did that to me in the 7th grade why she wouldn't let me help. She said she didn't know if I would be able to handle lifting something because I might be on my period and could overexert myself Internet, infancy and porn. Last year, at about 5 weeks into the season, a guy offers me Carson Palmer, Mike Sims-Walker, and Cadillac Williams for Ray Rice, Kyle Orton, and Brandon Lloyd. I had to give him the "What does Marcellus Wallace look like?" speech. And then of course I countered by offering my kicker for his top 3 draft picks. ~~* *~~ Wow, there's lots of girls out there who don't exist to me! Think of the possibilities! ** ** Oh hells no, I'm not voting for the Cons Self-righteous safety zealots like this are why I'm not subscribed to /r/motorcycles. The comments are so predictable and the misogyny in this particular comment makes me As a T34 (USA heavy) player, this is how I feel about the e75 power : How did you get a picture of my newsfeed?? One of my friends got three He kept taking them off in between classes and they put new ones on. The cheese doesn't look too liberally applied IMHO (packed with protein and calcium anyway), and spinach is one the cheapest and healthiest greens for you. As for the chicken, it appears to be pan fried, not deep. I'm sticking with "healthy," especially considering how many posts we see of deep-fried-nutella-drizzled-red-meat munchies >we should value 'quality' over 'quantity' of life. Not really that bad, but brazen; a friend from high school said he got a driver's licence after taking the test with no previous driving experience. Where is it? we ask. Oh not here, at home. that's what i told her but she just Nice, they took the picture from Reddit and watermarked it with their domain. He must be using a brass gun ... ... God created the iPhone for it to be used to announce the picketing of the death of the creator of the iPhone? [](/louder " ") "Jobs are a right" First read through I thought it said Michael Phelps. [](/sbstare " Having people stare at you in the emergency shower is no laughing matter.") sqrt(-x) won't compute for positive numbers, he should miss one arm... I have to mastrubate this week because my girlfriend cut open a cyst within her vagina Gee thanks. From reading the comments it appears the average reddit penis size is somewhere between 7 - 8 inches. No, I just posted a link stating that there *are* pills that contain LSD occasionally because I thought it would be funny. I read that as cocks Cannabis is considered a narcotic in Indonesia on a par with heroin, cocaine and methamphetamine. Precisely. those poor women are all going to hell because of him. good job bro... Oh *facepalm* I forgot about that Which just emphasizes more on his level of Trying to make your move huh? Wow. Surprisingly i can do this as well. This is a huge step in the wrong direction... Most disturbing - I would certainly talk to him...about his poor spelling. Vigina? Thriple? Kidergarten? I'm happy NDP won, but it would have been less-unsettling if they had beaten the PC in popular vote by more than 1% ...aaaand reduced the resolution. oh my god... breeding Testificates... That sounds like evolution in the works right there Not only that, but hotlinked from the original site. Stealing bandwidth, with no advertiser views. yeah. because that's *exactly* what I said Yeah... those are pretty fucking stupid. Plus, their descriptions were misspelled! i just had one question....how much do you think is a fair price for a 08-09 ninja 250 in good condition? i dont want to spend more than 2500 and some of these people are trying to get 3000-3500 when i could by a new one for 4000 Do **not** wank on a cake I think we might be the same person. I actually just created an account (longtime lurker) so I could comment. But seriously, I was just at a party last week and got the 'You're the WHITEST black girl I've ever known." That's precipitation. Actually it's neither, the water never changed state. You left out the amish... Ahh, now I see! * ( ) "I guess she wormed" * ( )>--■-■ First rule of book club is: you don't talk about book club. I think you just made that last part up. You can be famous by downvoting others? Why is there a fork inside his colon. "milk" .. You branded yourself a slave? Upvoting for the You're not chrsaud I can't tell whether the face is supposed to be disturbed about the torch anus combo or the face of a parent looking into his child's anus. **what in the actual fuck did I just read ** WHAT. Wait...your husband threw a chocolate bar at you? Anderson Cooper The whole point of a chopper is that it is based from parts chopped from other parts. By your example this respects the spirit of the show and its theme. More like Adam and Steve..... It's not even a novelty account, it's a money-grubbing spammer poorly disguising itself as a novelty account. >letting her know you're here if she **dies** lol why do i have a boner now... Science troll! Maximized my window..still has horizontal scrollbar. This is the only thing that has ever made me go "aww" and then make the face within the span of a few seconds. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ -yes. And no mouse pad. Yeast infections WTF did I just see As an English teacher, this entire thread is... Why is the option to disable auto renewal only available for Illinoisians? Lucky... I got the Shauna How is choosing a brand new topic equivalent to "getting back on topic?" Shiiit I wish I went to bed ATLEAST three hours ago... Seltzerplease has been in the community since brood war.... She travels to Korea regularly.... You are ill informed and ignorant i think you need to clean your mirror My first guess what /r/clopclop, but even that's a stretch... working third shift kinda sucks...but it's better than being around the the day shift office BS. and my back hurts in these shitty office chairs. I need to get a better chair. My wife won't let me bc she thinks someone will steal it A NSFW on that please, i opened this huge text on my screen at work!! What a lovely reply to a girl who was raped at 16. You know what apartment really seems haunted? The really creepy decrepit one on College and Channing. It creeps me out. You actually make it out of the house? New Year's baby here. Fukken THIS. The holy trinity...... Umm did i skip forward in time because the magazine issue is december 2011 Actually reading all this including a lot of posts with guys saying "Oh, it's ok, I anal fucked and blowed other boys when I was 12-13 too" make like WTF, people. 'Maximal constant' Alchohol and carbs are a healthy diet? I will come back to this...when I'm alone I'm a suburbanite and I've *never* voted blue I saw a hentai kinda-sorta like that at an anime convention. I made this face through the whole thing and I'm pretty sure my innocence died that night. Ah, the cadence problem. Understood. No more This isn't funny. Someone call child services Northern California, Winter? I'm in Toronto... people here run outside when it can get colder than -20C (-4F) with snow outside. Her?! That's rather assumptive of you. *looks at name8 It was gonna be a "Boxing match" but fucking Keith lost his cigar in class this morning Damn right . NO Sir, your answer for the most amusing removal deserve either applause or this guy... . I choose the first one. just an excuse for fattys to continue in their fat If I wanted to see that shit, I would be your friend on facebook! Maybe it actually is 000 but in saying it's not 000 no one will ever guess that THey just jacked up the price today!!! Hush! We don't speak of that. Just wait, after this gets on the front page we will get a new link title "I am the Owner of Mr. B - AMA." Was I just Ricky-Rolled? I thought you were 'd about FiOS being run on CAT5 instead of CAT6. This is much worse. That carpet is gross. Looks like she pissed all over it. At first I was , then I was *notbad.jpg*. I hate people in my neighborhood that just set loose their dogs in the morning and they dont take the time to just walk them around for a while so they can do their business and clean them up, but the dumb part is when the dogs get lost/stolen and they put lost signs sayin how their kids are so miserable because they lost the dog no one wanted to take outside for a walk ... Better call my lawyer. Wait. Who downvoted the Loring Pasta Bar? You can kick that ladder?? For Christmas last year I got two tubes of lube, taped up with a condom, and a bottle of sandalwood massage oil from my boyfriend. He said he chose sandalwood scented massage oil because he read the scent would arouse the male... I never got a single massage with that oil, and soon realized the lube was only for encouraging hand jobs. I can see some holes in his logic. Then kind that is about to find YOU and fuck YOU up for making fun of that frame Logic failure. This explanation is not acceptable. As a Chiefs fan you have a solemn duty to hate the raiders and cheer as such. Yes, "robots." Disabling SLI seems to fix everything lol. Also disabling the wired LAN ports seems to fix shit also. Granted this is if you don't ever update your drivers. Glad to have you aboard, *Beemer*. Wait a minute.... SWTOR is an MMO... so according to the interview SWTOR is WoW. That's pretty much life I installed Firefox when installing and using Chrome didn't work. Went to IGN.com, logged in and clicked IPL TV and it worked. I shut down Firefox, ran Opera and it works. How is this different from any other random Facebook page? Because she's a celeb she should be smarter and more profound than the rest of us? I especially like it when I spawn as recon, get in position, drop my mobile deployment, then the next time I spawn in there are two more mobile deployments right on top of mine. You would think... but yea. No, it is not that easy for an out of towner to understand. And my friends got to like freaking south station before they called and told me they had missed a turn and they were lost I did it twice in one week, didn't hurt for more than a couple minutes both times. Huh. Guess I was lucky (╯ )╯ ┻━┻ They all look like the girl next door. That's the point. Sounds like someone is a practicing Scientologist. Ugh. All this is just making me think of sleep paralysis. I hate that shit. Do not Chuck Testa. >As an Asian myself... This article isn't calling Cain a Muslim from Kenya. i get it...ha ha It takes 4 large and trained "security agents" to restrain a single unarmed man? Uranus was double-teamed? ... You acknowledged there is an *exact* subreddit for your post, yet you did not use it? you... just... Way back in high school there was a kid who always had white chunks in his hair that he claimed was from a "yeast infection". Anyway, this kid would tell people about how he was reincarnated and remembered most of his past lives. He claimed to remember being a snake in one, and a god in another. I asked him how he died if he was a god, and he said he got trapped in a volcano. Isn't one of the first things you learn in high school chemistry not to drink/eat off of lab materials? Nice try Wall Street PR guy, we're watching you. As you criticize us... Is it me, or is that the perfect ? Then how did you type that comment? In my office cafeteria this afternoon, I kept getting trampled and bumped by a woman loudly chattering with a coworker. Each time she looked surprised by my presence. Then as I was paying out she almost upended my food box with hers as she moved it to the checkout, and cackled... as if her inability to pay any attention was funny. It serves a perfectly adequate function...? Wondered why comment was blank. Read author's name. I've seen so many videos of people attempting to ride shopping carts. You'd think they'd learn to put something in it by now ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ I don't think you actually went to your own link. Haven't you heard? Riot made time machines. Diameter doesn't really mean anything though, since you're not traveling through the center of the Earth. If mean radius is around 6370km, then approximating to a sphere circumference would be around 40000km... so while 26000km would be impossible, two places could realistically be as much as 20000km away. Toronto to Perth is pretty close to worst case scenario. The whole country. Except that jury of her peers that our entire fucking legal system is based on. Wow, that's a bit over-defensive. Especially when Notch said himself he does not care if people clone Minecraft. Ponyta isn't a starter. Good talk I am masturbating *right now*. It was a joke. Thank you SO MUCH for adding that. It's weird. All of Harris County is... I got out as soon as I could. Belgium isn't all that good, we can't rent games here, it's illegal . At first I was like, "Oh, that's it?, a witty text?" , but then I ಥ_ಥ You're ruining lesbians for me. fucking stupid memebase bottom banner Big car guy eh? Congratulations!, now go decorate your house > What the fuck did I just watch? I did once, i got suspended because her parents were rich and donated to the school. I am quite honored. But you cut out my V. YOU'LL EAT THEM AND YOU'll FUCKING LIKE THEM GODDAMMIT. Sounds like you need to have an affair . But they could never spend that much money on cases of it wasn't real !!!!!! Hate mongers you say... new account. asking for homework help. girl in name. No. Without Steve, there wouldn't of been a computer to overcharge you for! He bought the commercial computer to the public along with countless other game changing products. He's THE game changer of our time That's really messed up. I can't believe someone would have kids dress up this wasy. However, the longer I looked at it the more an urge to laugh bubbled to the surface until I was, in fact, laughing. And hard. Anybody who didn't hear it gets this look from me: Wrath was bad..but private servers are fun? ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ I thought you said you would shut up Christ, you had me going there for a second. What? My parents still use them for their business account. I asked why recently and they said it would be too much trouble to move the account. Ya, totally unreasonable to suggest that he quit, as I'm sure he'd be out on the street unable to feed his family, and there is no way he could possibly get another job somewhere else where he would have "control"...you know, like Keith Olbermann did. Quit? Come on, you can't explain that I cracked up laughing at this imagining her reaction. I suppose it went something like this: I know that Curie Kim girl. She goes to my school Humor me then. * ( ) "Looks like it ain't easy" * ( )>--■-■ [](/ppseesyou " ") That's the type of attitude that wins championships That's hardcore trolling. i must always have the window seat. ALWAYS. After all, god made bananas so that they would fit perfectly in man's hand and bananas look just like... wait a minute Cliff Notes? You're the guy who stood way too close to me in line at the check out yesterday, weren't you? You must mean "I am most certainly not a financial advisor but work for trade king.com". that fish is in a jar. Barely Legal. They NEVER catch on when I do that. I really want to fly the sky-tank now. Thanks a lot. /xbox That's a she. Spooongebooob!! You posted it in the context of the medic's response to a question. He's not a reliable source of information if he uses quickfix. Do you know what means? I had to explain to a bunch of CS student who were on a mushroom adventure that I couldn't see them flicking their lighters in the woods from google maps. We are aware Wouldn't they shit in the middle then? How do you pick up one of those thing and use it the wrong way round. Rdio is universal, and I've never used spotify cause it's not up here in Canada (surprising right? ) but I understand it's virtually the same thing. This is not proper reddiquette. Too soon . In your first pic, your "after" face looks a bit like Stephen Fry I find it odd that they have a code of conduct. Are portlanders really that rowdy? No. Not my SO, but for my 18th birthday, my cousin gave me chewing gums in a little, crude cardboard box. He was Murdock on the A-Team but yahoo thinks he is best known for his part in Rambo. Well that did fix the whole I'm going to blow up in your face thing. But now the spaces wont show up regardless of the method used to make them. But that's only in the one with 3 Yeah, right now its around 40ºF where I am, and there is already snow in the foothills. Yay for skiing, for other activities. June-August SLC is gorgeous. Not hot, not cold, just comfortable But ... your children would have to ... ' Symonds... Someone from Winchester on reddit, this is serious business! Let's try this out... Thanks dude. Got fed up with that convo last night and made this while shaking my head. Cannot wait to police the spoilers next week. My asshole brother on the west coast refuses to go try to get one for me That's neither unique nor evil. Why the fuck did he throw a coke can into the water? I don't think anybody else realises what OP "bucky_larson" did here... Theory of Relativity? Really thought you said "ass load of cock-climbing experience.". Was confused. Oh yes big difference in clothing there.... ........more like it's Bethesda making it more easily accessible. Nudity was the one thing I gave Conan props for.......we can have bloody body parts fly all over the screen for 200 hours but can't show a pair of tits for 15 seconds. -On Sale Captain Great Britain is almost as cool as Captain America... until he offers you a cup of tea... second pic : But he/she just.. posted... Someone edited out the pringles. I had forgotten all about it the cord. You aren't saving it at all My boss likes to drink sugar free rockstar energy drinks. My only reaction is What the he'll, autocorrect... You know, every time I see a deal like that I think "sweet, just a dollar". Then I realize the game size, 550MB... isn't that a little too much for an iPad game? I hope you don't know what rakish means read in his voice I believe he means: pain in the ass Lives with parents--mocks the value of his 2004 Ford. I haven't lived with my parents for over a decade--drive a 1999 Ford. ...because we've come to expect an 'ordinary', mundane life I must say I read your username as "kid ten do mom" and was all ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Like glowstone? Submitted by sushi_lover. I spy rum Mysterious relics There's a zombie-pub-crawl tonight in the Twin Cities....no one will be able to tell it's not a joke...I'm going to be there too.... ....fuck What is this? Some kind of apple-world-of-warcraft-orgy? Like when someone uses the term "newfag" Yeah.. Same with the ones that had the last few pages of interviews and sketches and stuff. "Oh cool, this issue isn't do- oh. " It actually took me a second read-through, because my brain fixed it the first time. That first one had furries Wow that download speed is very tempting... 2mbps Nope. Never once... Go buy the dvd ( ), watch it, report back to us. Well clearly some of the other kids there didn't have good intentions if they lied to you about the puppies. …which many Americans don't. At least, not without it bankrupting their family. This happened to me at the cafe i work at. Turns out the driver was my cousin You know I played fallout for a long time and I never new that I do this. I thought I was the only one also. Imposter! I've done it, but I just imagine that I'd save the one chick that I have a crush on and how we'll get together after and then get married and imagine the rest of our lives together... Cheap drinks and cheap skydiving? noh mercy and Party Phantom. I'm hoping we're all going to be at least somewhat mindful of our wishlists and provide a variety of accessible titles at various pricepoints. Anyone who lists 10 ultra rare DVDs probably won't get what they're asking for! At least not from me! Or on the fucking pc. Every class I walk into... That white cylinder thingie is your oil filter. that subreddit doesnt exist in my school, someone shat in the drinking fountain and just left it there until someone found it when going for a drink, it stayed there for half the morning cos caretakers were too busy So he shouldn't do something illegal by doing something illegal instead? who can we replace quade with? Well my parents wont let the police in, they love me As a European viewer I am very happy about this. 2-month-long leagues are fun and all but they are broadcast in the middle of the night for me so I just forego them. While the finals of these weekend-tournaments are still at 4am, the show starts at 4pm (when on the east coast) so I still get to see a lot of SC2 goodness! (and Randy Anderson ) i'm 18 I had an imaginary friend named Jim. He was a pilot and I could only talk to him when there was a plane flying over our house. Strangely, he had a sister who looked exactly like me and had my name I would talk about Lord of the Rings with him because no one else in my family was into that. Eventually I decided I was too old for imaginary friends and made him crash his plane and die. Race riots happened because the lack of civil rights was working so well, and I'm sure those 9 judges in Washington had no clue what was happening across the nation when they ruled on a case! Really?! HAHAHAHAHAHA I just noticed also that there are 3 haters ( ) 3 lovers, so I won't get any karma. Maybe I'll crosspost to pics. "A book with no scientific credibility"? For those not familiar with "Heaven is for real", that doesn't say the half of it. It's the father's second-hand account of a 4-year-old's alleged trip to the afterlife (which amazingly coincided with his father's religious beliefs). coincidentally, i received 1kg today *Two* Audi Keys? and color...... Dheeraj is a dude's name I was about to be all " " on you, but then I realised that my friends would probably do the same. I think I remember you from day care Obama would probably go like if he saw what was going on on Reddit. I totally did/still do this Hamachi server... Upvote for the game... Almost downvoted for use of internet explorer You watched Sea of Love Gives good answer. Reddit hates because they want to circle-jerk their own beliefs. Fap socks? Damn, r/starcraft sure is generous with downvotes today Glad to see that girls are only mentioned on the life chart for penis-related activities, cleaning up drunk man vomit, getting drunk and easy, and being easy. You couldn't stop watching? When's the last time a Tea Party'er took a dump in public? It's not a very strong position to try and claim that this was caused by policies of the executive branch (or the government in general, for that matter). I was planning on locking myself in my room today, anyway. Canada reporti- buddin? because exiting your inventory and looking down is way to hard The last line has 4 syllables. Yes they absolutely made the right call. Does that mean it isn't a silly rule? golf balls actually slow down in a vacuum... "If you can dream it, you can do it!" - Walt Disney The title says " " and nothing more. I came back to this thread to see an x-ray. $3000 machine and $15 walmart speakers? "XML and SQL can be mixed together" What's with all the injuries today? First pitch at 3:19 Evil cunt So often the way Don't rehost webcomics. You're female and you're worried about finding dates? Heh.... yeah, once when I introduced my sister to a (female) friend of mine, she said something along the lines of. "I can tell who got all the pretty genes." Meaning to compliment my sister of course, but really... *Please* use [JAPAN] tag next time Why the fuck did you parents fuck on your desk? No idea why you would get downvoted for this, Reddit is a spam site. Looks like is going to be one of those "exciting" field goal edge of your seat game Sir, you didn't order pepperoni on your pizza. 'The' black actor? Another field goal? I don't comprehend how anybody could possibly think this looks good. Precisely. Probably had him on his bench, like I did... Harvin, Rice, and VD were clearly better options for me. Ears pierced As someone with tinitus... thanks "With your fist holding tight to the string of your kite." Am I supposed to pay you now, you damned dirty karma whore Someone remind me: what's the difference between a religion and a cult again? Number of followers? ok, looks like we can very easily loose this now... way to go defense! Flirty? They said 'Web of 2010'? ... shit I better fix my watch because mine says 2011. Looks legit. Never been arrested?! Give yourself a good star. Oh. I'm 45 and never been arrested. Do I get platinum? I literally 'd. An older friend of mine kept pestering my girlfriend to go out with him... while he had a girlfriend. He doesn't know I know, but... Well then i'm afraid that you will have to send it to me for free. I tried the easy way but you just had to say no... Tackling >I'm pretty sure you missed the point... nevermind I call it that. What is this? I don't even. Needs more upvotes. Internet policy was a major consideration when I was choosing universities. Mine sat directly on top of the city's then-new fiber optic backbone, had outrageous download speeds, no caps, and a hands-off policy towards policing network traffic. My friend from across the country told me about his school's bandwidth caps and I nearly lost my lunch I started last September, and my first one appeared for me a couple of weeks ago - it promptly plopped right into a big pool of lava Does that mean you picked it up? I swear that every time this is reposted, it goes down in image quality. Hilarious ... Never seen before ... Yeah I got my 's on that one. >Bad furry. Bad. Yeah watching two tournaments in tiny windows with no commentary certainly is fun... Could she feel it touch her brain? Ya that is kinda important to mention isn't it? ...Plutoid I'm looking at you. Where the hell did this come from? ಠ_ "I benched him" * * Grated cheese? In my poutine? Hate you so much right now. I can't even get off that puzzle as we speak. what the fuck kind of idiom is that? Tell me about it :/ I was even supposed to meet up with Mike Mesa from Dynasty to grab his jersey from Chicago while I was there. LED fans? not a fan of their food. And once I had to pull a deep-fried metal shaving out between my teeth (apparently it "happens every so often" so it's not a big deal ). But that's really cool of that manager to support the facebook poster's brother and make him happy :) I google image searched HPV... Favorite Women do it, too. [Book Spoiler](/s "i havent read the books, but i noticed your emphasis on "arm" and i don't like it. ") Why would there be a positive one... Why would someone leave child porn in a condom in a mens restroom? Oh wait... [ASoS Spoiler](/b "Hand down. FTFY ") I don't think there is, considering their comment history. Dirt. Seriously, dirt? "*Reddit*, this confuses me." Interesting, I wonder if there's a legitimate explanation or The lake effect makes the entire valley smell like someone died and crawled into a heating unit for three weeks, added a little skunk death and mixed in a bit of rotten eggs for good measure. Are you sure the lake effect is *amazing*? I..I...... anywhere where french canadians are in the majority isnt like the rest of canada Very constructive, OThomson. Definitely happened to me Glad I wasted a click to read the punch line twice. "Yes, I've been naughty, downvote me"? Those related videos In that case why not say philosophy homework ** ** That wasn't a question If you are in high school eyedrops are a must. How I envy the legal adults If we come from dirt, how come, there's still dirt? How'd you find out? ... 3:22 am trolling around reddit, see this. I use Firefox...... ...unless you really do hate my pet. > kevin-spacey-ass ... HEY IT'S...oh. >Good god the history in the first part is atrocious. Pythagoras was persecuted by the roman catholic church who believed the earth was flat? This does not belong on the front page I totally called a movie such as this would be posted in the other thread Just realized the episode was titled "Face Off" *That's* the whole post? Sadly, i can see 3/4 of the women who would own this would be sporting their silicon natural please *Punnett* square. >On a side note, this video has 24 views. I do hope this isn't some sort of marketing. > Someone is going to be sent to a nice little tower cell in Sunspear. Is that a shaved kanga? *Clicks on /r/TheLastAirbender*, first link I see, "NSFW Ty Lee and Azula" Nice try Dave Mustaine, anyone can edit Wikipedia Can't complain too much. It's new and free as an undergrad. The floor is packed with machines and hundreds of dumbbells. Unassisted squats are too dangerous for the peons. That means 1/3 of their life from the time WoW came out to BC would have been on WoW, assuming sleep for another 1/3 and work for 1/3, where do they find time In the last election, my local representative for the Bloc Québécois had an information website that you could translate into many languages. The button to translate it into English was the American flag. im american and i laughed my ass off... then she was british and shit my pants... I think you're the 'butthurt' one here.. *It's on* You deserve it, your toilet paper is under Even more ... Aspect ratio..... I thought that comment looked familiar "and vandalized" . That's the point. I calmly stated that vandalizing the wiki basically makes you the bad person, because you are aggressively trying to change peoples' minds about what wiki they use. People aren't sheep for the mighty internet saviors to lead in the right direction, why don't you let people make their own descisions? Are you just scared of the path they'll choose? I'll do her wrong. you cheap Reddit wants to thank you for such a thoughtful and useful addition to the discussion I'll do her right. ... And left. Sad-ney wasnt that crazy. that other girl who stuck your dick in made me do this to you; Yes Lazy, you make claims, back them up. But that's what i've come to expect from you, you still avoiding the whole "Pythagoras was persecuted by the roman catholic church who believed the earth was flat? ". You have absolutely zero credibility now. If receivers are supposed to catch with their feet, then yes he threw several catch-able balls. No, just no. I could write 'No' all day long. Besides, how would you then deal with a tied game in playoffs? If it's tied, the home team wins? no sweat it aint gonna happen we have a 0-5 in our 8 man league... i'm glad it's not me. LOL i'm 7th place My is less in response to how these doctors accidentally did it, but more so that it happened in general... I would imagine it was just as horrible a moment for them as it was for the mother. "I downvoted him because I disagree." I was wondering if there was a love life version of FirstWorldProblems. I had a friend in high school: good looking guy, talented musician, had an awesome place where he could have parties on the weekends. Once complained to me about how he had just got back into town and there were too many ladies calling and wanting to come over for a visit. I 'd. imgur-bot, you have WAY more comment karma then me oii. That is not what I meant. Boredom 74k likes on Facebook. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ^ 50-lapp It makes business sense but poor consumer sense. And poor usability if a person now has to maintain two accounts, with two bills, and two queues. I am better than everyone!! are you one of them? "mortandela" Member for 8 minutes.. You're not even trying to hide it are you? Take off the flip-flops, put on your serious shoes. I lika da face !@ You mean like lurkers and plague? by finding an organization that uses foster homes. Or foster him while looking for a responsible home. Of course. They weren't already prepared. What prompted you to go to a school that was more than $15,000 a semester? *Really* shitty state schools ? frontman Your logic is flawless! Staying in Whitby but will be heading closer to the core for some food sometime this week...thanks for pointing this out though The fuck, ghost. Nades getting stuck in bushes when you try to lob one I still haven't I absolutely agree for kitchen table drafts and non-sanctioned events, but most sanctioned events are in family stores that would give a definite for bringing alcohol, if not an outright ban. For LCSs, I find a case of energy drink of choice and a pizza or two gets you some really nice trades ;) I was that kid, but they didn't make everyone stop eating it. I had to wear a huge button with a peanut crossed out on it. This of course made me very popular with the ladies... I don't ... I don't know who has the more impressive beard ... I was gonna reply to that unnecessary insult to my correct reply, but I don't really want to, so, here, have my look of disapproval: The art is nice... but I can't help but think of what a waste of delicious nog that is Too bad I never got it to work long enough to see them mock my wasteful expense for this piece of shit game... The random as hell to original ratio is just sad though. There is a Pokemon called candleiur or something of the sort that looks exactly like a candle, then it evolves into a lamp then a chandelier surely this belongs on /r/firstworldproblems.... if you were half as impressive as you think you were why did they only tip .88? You'd rather live on $0.00/hr. Seriously, brah? dont know if troll or just stupid.. I did this once, they said yea, we collectively run around vomiting on each other. not that one fat douchebag, we all do it. I'm female and this turned me on... A LOT thank you for recognizing this... was about to hard at the suggestion that one of the best chefs in america was "not really unique." Our production environment is almost entirely based on GCC 2.96 Just when I thought about it... it was already posted ...No, but seriously. I bet you would. Are you saying he's a furry? what ever do you mean? 3 times a month? Get off of reddit and go fix that right now. spam javelin Two years? I watched the whole series in a week. Let me know when they actually start playing FUCK SHADESC. I bought that game more than a year ago for 5 dollars with the mindset of, "5 dollars is worth almost any game!" I wish I had those $5 dollars back; I would rather buy a nice sandwich. No.. Android 18. I was pointing out the text replacement (i.e. typing 'disapprove' produces ' '). It's new in iOS 5. I posted from my phone, so I didn't have anything handy to highlight that part of it. Because that's the one thing in Bleach that wouldn't work in real life. You ruined my childhood Glad to see the Aztek at the top of the comments. What a horrid thing that was. "Oh, but the rear turns into a tent!" emo douchebag?  uhh, wut i agree with all of you Fucking *Androids* Oh, in that case: I'm gonna view them like this: What? Wow. I was just on there. I must be the last person ever to visit it. I think that they look awesome! I want my boyfriend to start wearing them. Stop worrying about looking "fruity." There's nothing "fruity" about being well-dressed and polished. You should be careful with dairy in the slow cooker WHY But it does make OP racist, regardless of the No. > Changing your tampon in low gravity Totally. You can tell by the pixels. Did you mean for "this and especially like this " to be links? Don't *make* us burn down the White House again. "At least one of the section’s moderators, I_RAPE_PEOPLE ..." I do not approve of this or this behavior. Targeting people no matter how stupid is not what Reddit is about. So I give you this! So what you're saying is... The Nazis did things, abortion is a thing. The Nazis are bad, therefore abortion is bad. Let me just ask this. What the heck are you going to do when you eventually move out and start living on your own? You sound way way to attached to the nest and I wouldn't be surprised to find that you still have your security blankie packed with your luggage. You got a tiny taste of what the real world was like and you come running back home to mommy and daddy. You don't upvote or downvote based upon whenever you agree or not. its nice to see someone who knows decently proper proportions doing this splash. lately its been pretty evident there's a severe discrepancy in skill levels in the art department "you have to understand the rules of The Game" 9.50 an hour after graduating  Sniffing poisonus bug spray like 3 times a day thinking that it smells good, and even spraying it on my body, same with air fresheners When I was a kid, something like this happened, though instead he said "I had my butt crossed!" I set mine to ooo - it's like look of disapproval with three eyes and it's easy to punch in when I'm feeling passive aggressive. I don't understand. At first I was like " oh great, suicidal emo wants attention". I hope this tournament shows me how much I want a beta invite. May 16 2009. back in the day? The cards were released in 1999... *seat We're working on it. Same here How do they do it?? WTF is this shit?? It's in the fucking screenshots, why it isn't in the app? And let's don't mention that that there is the "favorites" section in the main menu but there is NO way to add something there. I am seriously going to install the previous version. It's. It that I'll miss any features. That's 3 words... I love my name. Howard was better then Čech? De Gea 2nd coming of Schmeichel? Podcast... Whale Upvote because I don't get it and I like the overuse of the word Le That's how I do *ANYTHING AT ALL* when someone is looking I don't know if my figures are right, but I'm going to put them out there anyway. Not sure if I should click that... Wait wait.. so 258 million for 100.000 averted cases. Basically they payed 100.000 people 2580 dollars each to put on a condom. Good job . Yes, that's the problem. Wolverine was too complicated. YES PLEASE! I cant tell you how many vaginal scratches Ive received for this reason OUCH DAMMIT! [](/sbstare "You're really going to criticize his grammar right now? ") Sigh. Americans... Take an Afrikaans word and make it English. And tell a South African (who happens to speak Afrikaans) they're wrong. Ok... I'll see what I can do... I understand how you came to that conclusion then. And it is healthy to condition yourself to punch someone every time you feel like this? I think blizzard has enough publicity as it is That seems to be what I've been seeing at my low level 15 play :P with the exception of our jungler tends to stay in my top lane ^this guy Those aren't ruffles ಠ_ಠ^ hunh, how very insightful. *looks at title* Because cashiers are the ones that determine the currency a country uses. Scumbag OP strikes again! On the contrary, it proves that Redditors value not getting AIDS >Ironically, the 10th most hipster school in America... They failed the mention the Uptight Upstate of South Carolina, 666 points No Edward Norton? Dude, I had my first midterm last week. >I used to be a woodworker and love furniture. Don't fuck up my table. It's beautiful to me. So put a fucking coaster down. I know that makes me sound like an uptight asshole but I love that table. Other than that if the drinking gets to some level I'll probably be the one instigating naughty activity with dancing on said table. Not really... well maybe... um... we'll see if things get there... um... just put a fucking coaster down if I look sober. Otherwise you'll get this -----> I'm watching this on a belgian channel, gotta love the optimism the reporter shows. And he called the two attacks which lead to goals a Blitzkrieg. Awesome idea, needs 30 faith. Unsure if most melee builds have room for that. 1. You have no idea how hard I've tried to make this happen. I've been on him about that for years. And he's been "going to quit" about twice a year, every year. But in the end, I can't make him quit. I can, however, at him after every cigarette. And I do. Who cares? I was 20. because terrified infants are always funny... I accidentally startled my fiance a few nights back when we were both sleeping, and she ended up punching me in the face with a good amount of force. I woke up and said WTF!. She then asked what I was complaining about so that happened to him ... Fuck pretty much everything about this story. He was sleeping again ಠ_ಠ^ This past summer, at about 2 in the morning, I was pulled over for "taking a corner too sharply." The corner was about a 60 degree corner; I had to take it relatively sharply. The worst part was, I was borrowing my mom's car because mine had been totaled (by hail, wtf) and I couldn't find the registration. I later found out that she had cleaned her car out, and decided to throw away all those papers that she didn't need. So I should be using Safari? Capcom? It doesn't mean anything. The artists picture got photoshopped on top of the WTC pic. The two are completely unrelated. You're British and you've never had welsh rarebit... The boss off all grilled cheese based foods That doesn't look like a lurker. she noticed! *shrug* I'm already colorblind... At least that's what I'm told.... So what you're saying all lower middle class people blow their money on cars they can't afford? Oh yeah, I think you really got this one figured out. The second panel depicting the pillow between her legs looks a lot more like she's being born through a very stretchy anus. You're flirting??? Fuck you, Chris Handsome. > The last time I tried this, I actually unlocked the phone (passcode), opened the clock app, and disabled all the alarms. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Blow job week! Creative! Totally. Awesome. he is awake now... still ~ 1o fucking minutes until he gets our food prepared. ಠ_ಠ^ he is awake now... still ~ 10 fucking minutes until he gets our food prepared. ಠ_ಠ^ Since when do monks have a posse? Glad you got away from that creep. Cat Squad sussing you out... ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Ktm 440? Is that new? Too lazy to google it... What? Those are different pairs, you have 3 cats? 404 My father is exactly like that. Bad day at work and you can tell that he will explode any moment... speak with the wrong tone and BOOM all hell breaks loose. Ten minutes later he feels like an asshole and starts crying and goes back to becoming the kindest father you could wish for. Sounds great for nations that can't feed their citizens, much less provide Internet access. bed and doors Wrong set of countries. Yes. because why the fuck not? What if it's male? >I was going to say...Nice try, groper. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ :3 ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Don't you mean^ಠ_ಠ Do you care where you live in IV? Cause if not, I think it's fairly easy, or I just got very lucky because I'm living in a three bedroom apartment with my own room and I only pay $530 a month. Except my bedroom has no windows. At all. I don't get it ლ( ლ) Thanks Zuck. Why not enjoy tits and give them the marks they deserve, rather than pandering to them when they probably won't show you tits anyway? In fact, why not go the extra mile and get them to sleep with you for As? and last week we were all about the 99% Wow, someone went through here with their downvote gun on automatic. Free Downvotes for Everyone! I sincerely hope you didn't just adopt that dog for the karma from this post, then plan to get rid of it once the votes stop rolling in. So, the best part of catching rats is........ catching one? YAY! Work. Forthewolfx is underage I said this exact thing to my dad today. I've been trying to get him to watch it, especially now that it's on Netflix. "meh, a show about meth.....did ya watch csi last night?". Why the hell would you watch KPOP videos in Japan? That eyebrow... "...male organism?" * * Yes. Kiss your mother with that mouth?! I fucking hate the sound of rain. Why does everyone say it's peaceful. A dog pube? You have a **rooted** *Android* phone (and you use Windows Media Center, too!), and you're asking what to do with it? Seems like you already have it figured out. Did you just come here to brag? If you can name 1 person who was living comfortably during their college years, I would love to hear a name. Being broke is a staple of college life (you think those jokes about people living off of Ramen and beer are pure fantasy?)... and a learning experience, when you SHOULD be learning to manage your money better. I suppose you feel like you deserve a $35,000 salary working part-time hours while you're still unqualified to do anything (seeing as how you're still in school)... then, upon completion, you'll be handed a $50,000 entry level position. ... Why are they all concept-esque art except for the resto shaman which is just a screenshot? Do you own a tiger? That is an unusually large housecat You're forever alone? Keep reading bro >I'm tired of grabbing the wrong can and gagging when it's not my pop. At my local Barnes and Noble the escalator breaks all the time, but instead of letting people use them as temporarily stairs they block it off with caution tape. So he's not allowed to have a voice because he's not old enough? 'Cause clearly we're going good places with all of the "adults" in charge. Haha. I had Hawaii plates on my car for about a month when I moved back to the mainland. People actually asked me if I drove home. You can downvote all you want, doesn't make you any less of a retard EXACTLY the same as my character *fucking gold trimmed* omg, how do I do this without it formatting?? gah... > < You cave in too easily I literally 'd. Pork, beef or ... Human ? You know what I'd do with $500? 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I feel that doesn't even come close to my feelings about all of the posts here. > You insist that being taught to be gayer is hyperbole and then insist I will eventually become like you and engage in gay culture more And make the brightness slider work in the OpenGL renderer. Whoosh. And then, . if you got raped. god wanted it to happen..... That's Disneyland, not Disney World. The point is when cooking, sometimes flavorless items are added for their texture. Noodles alone don't have much flavor. I'm am completely against animal cruelty and overfishing, but arguing that shark fin should be banned because it is flavorless comes off as pretentious, I thought it was because of the way sharks were having their fins hacked off while still alive I remember watching a scene in Sex and the City where the pretty one with children dismisses the nanny and then tries to bake cookies with the children. She's unable to handle them and they end up running amok and making a mess. 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Apparently, she had lost a lot of blood when she had her baby, but wanted to leave the hospital. That was 3 days earlier... the day she passed out/died she thought the train would be the quickest way to the hospital My dad told me that eating vegetables would put hair on my chest. I'm a girl. I'm not sure what he was aiming at with that one. My dad told me that gasoline grades (87,89,92) were the year the gas was made. I believed this until I was 25. I don't use incognito mode for looking at porn, I use it as a cookie free browser. where on earth did you read this? Send them to me, I'll wear them r/bacon You're comparing the ocean to an aquarium. ಠ_ಠ not sure if serious... You actually look like a plastic, made-up celebrity compared to *most* guys surrounding me You must suffer through Physics at RIT like the rest of us Dr. Scott as criminology. RHPS. OSX didn't exist before the UNIX "based" MacOS. 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I hate looking at that dam chart in the book every day Because her mother is primary custodian and basically lets her do whatever she wants. Trust me, her father and I constantly have this look on our faces . I didn't see him kiss the egg! I just regretfully deleted my text thread with the gf that spanned a year. Looks like its fixed. Not very happy, but at least I think it's been solved. I just regretfully deleted my text thread with the gf that spanned a year. Looks like its fixed. Not very happy, but at least I think it's been solved. really , if your not locking up your vag, whose fault is it really?...really? How is this on the front page 28 minute after being posted with 0 comments? lod - wat > I don't think I've met a girl who has even heard the name Stanley Kubrick I really wish people wouldn't downvote things that are asking for help. ( ) "Look's like this guy is in for. . ." ( )>--■-■ 500 acres!? Yeah, that's not the best way to generate electricity. ........ it's right there in the article man. I'm not going to tell you. Go back. Ctrl+F "512 ram" should tell you. Yes. People are entrenched in poverty because they borrow too much, they're too lazy to make budgets and buy too many video games. Oh *fuck you.* His carpet was growing its own ecosystem the fuck. Iugoslavia? Prezentare fara PowerPoint? What. I hope this isn't referring to the Bridgewater in New Jersey Explosions don't hit things, Washington Post. It's good that you're trying to prepare yourself mentally for what's to come even though what he said was a low blow, sometimes I feel as though people tend to brag about their ''qualities'' if they feel it isn't their strongest, however I don't feel like he'd actually be put off by it unless you were to just not care about your body and gain a 100lbs, because my boyfriend has also said the same thing *quite aggravating* however, what he meant really was just letting myself go, I feel right now that I'm a little over weight just need to tone up but he never complains, and it has helped with my curves a lot since I use to be quite skinny, so I think he has enjoyed it. I hope Also: after taxes Oh God Creative mode So you've been smoking since you were 11? I have a 'hard' spot on my thigh.....{ }__,,|, I don't think you know what means... ...typically? Don't. Waste my time. I work with a girl who is 16 and has twin girls. She met her 20 year old boyfriend when he was a "dancer" at her Super Sweet 15/Quinceañera The epitome of the MTV generation... I damn near threw up. Ummm wat? ( ) He needs to respect you ALL the time.... That's not a flaw, that is a deal breaker. Respect yourself. True story, a friend of mine *fell asleep* while watching The Shining. I worry about that guy. Yeah, because when you've been in fireproof overalls for two hours, you're not wiping your brow because you're hot, you want to please your sponsors. Where were you hiding him? I knew people would take advantage of the unfortunate organization for seating. Seriously just tell me if you're single This was creepy as fuck to look at. Isn't that by that fucker Peter Popof? Dude should be in prison for fraud. If you're so easily offended, maybe you should avoid the internet entirely. I would like to know who in Doylestown, PA is logging in on my account? Bozarking? Half of those sites are porn I've lurked Reddit for oh so long. Did you try *reading* the book!? Hey. Youse two. Get back to work. what a gentleman ...upvote for Neil deGrasse Tyson broke, love, whore. You sound like such a loving and caring person Yes that's why Apple products are so important. They're shiny. Ghostbuster Girl? I wonder what her husband puts in it Redditor for 1 hour The other half of your erection would have missed your mother? the smiley faces have three eyes The only way to do it 'peacefully' would be by taking control of the money & banking system first and then proceed to 'buy' legislation, politicians with agenda's, buy exemptions and voting within the government in favor of the banking or corporations over that of the citizens. You would need to mask a lot of this thru distraction and quiet earmarks in bills slipped in to funnel more of the wealth of the country out of the people and into the private corporations & banking systems. The monetary and banking system would have to be compromised into private elite control somehow exempt from audit and review or scrutiny so no one see's what is being done, and then systematically over a period of time the control is implemented more and more. Then what is done is that monetary system is slowly diluted & credit is defaulted upon & put under stress by attacking the economy, housing, jobs and other base infrastructure that makes the monetary and corporation systems more vital then the government and turn the table so the government has to support the things that have taken control of it. Then next you compromise legal loopholes and legislation to funnel money into the banking and corporation systems over a period of time as well. Finally you use the Media system of the country to help inflate and collapse economic markets, create disdain and confusion, censor news and put inflation and stress into action and remove jobs from the country putting the people to the brink of revolt. Hey.......wait this sounds familiar.... Done. That was simpler than expected. I'd sum the last 4 questions into one... or I guess 2.. true or false questions: #1- I care about karma in real life? (or treating others the way I'd like to be treated if I were them) True. #2- I care about "karma" on Reddit: False. The more time I've spent here the more I realise that the amount of "karma" someone has is bullshit, means nothing, & has nothing at all to do with actual karma. According to Reddiquette you can give out upvotes like candy on Halloween if you want but you're supposed to take downvotes seriously. Most people don't give a fuck & just follow their own downvote policy, downvoting because they don't agree with you or downvoting because your post wasn't interesting enough for them. And upvotes.... If you strongly agree with & live by question #9 you'll get plenty. If you go to the posts & comments that were left un-noticed or un-answered by the hive... well then, you're a fucking gentleman, but you're probably not gonna get the karma you deserve. Other examples: someone spends a long time working on something that's actually pretty cool & gets less karma than someone posting a picture they took of their dog or cat, or of a coffee stain that looks like a smiley face. It's also not at all uncommon for someone to steal a good post repost it themselves without giving proper credit & reap more karma than the one who posted it originally not this shit :| ┬──┬ ¯_( ) What is this bullshit, some kind of new iPhone release? As are the 99% addicted. 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This face: is so overused. But you used it quite appropriately. redditor for 6 minutes Why are those three bastards ruining your photo? But why the hell would you stick the orange up his... oh. You sick twisted fuck. I haven't seen Lei in a long time so I'm all WTF about that, but I'm also all with your daughter next to you. At least I HOPE she's your daughter. White people My sim module shines with 7 Watts Yup, sometimes you find a little wet piece of rusk after they've devoured the rest.. nerds Heh.. I had to stop myself from using it on the John. I would end up just wasting more time being distracted and just sit there even after I finished. Im a speed dumper, so I rarely take more than 5 mins. Even for my addictive want of 24/7 Internet, I can go without it for the short time it takes. Until I notice my iPhone is still in my pocket that is. try r/math-for-dumbass-five-year-olds I'm guessing mommy and daddy paid for submitter's tuition. 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Thinking it was best to give them a wide berth I tried to quickly pass them close to the opposite sidewalk, but apparently that wasn't good enough because one of the guys decided to stumble/jog all the way across Pardall and slam into me sideways ** ** About a day after the IHOP shooting in Carson City NV, USA. I said to my friends "Thank GOD it wasn't Free Pancake day, imagine the many lives lost over FREE pancakes" and I got a bunch of these " " and a "Too soon Hai" DAMN THAT'S CUTE!!! Was asked once by a person older then I am "Why can't I mix Bleach and Ammonia in the same bucket - they are both cleaners?" I said 'go ahead and try it and let me know how it goes..'.<exit> Ohhhh, wow. My eyes. They sting. Thanks. Unless, like me, your younger twin is the evil one and blows out the candles before the Happy Birthday song is even over! I had not a single candle, and nobody except me gave a shit. How did you know that? Clown warning, zomg! 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I wish there wasn't a ridiculous amount of pornography surrounding the videos No smiling allowed. [](/stare) I just had to punch a cushion. your account is a year old I...I didn't know this was a thing. And I wish it wasn't... There's something that just kinda feels "off" about that, somehow... I can't quite put my finger on exactly what at the moment... . . . Sadly this makes the most sense I will find you You watch Ghost Hunters? Sounds more like rape ( ) "Looks like his penis was..." ( )>--■-■ OUCH not linking to the comic makers page for the traffic ( ) I hope you didn't see the price If it ever actually comes out. I feel like I've been hearing about it for years now Now now, don't go pullin' a slippery-slope fallacy on my ass. They told us at Tech that if we didn't repent, we would fail out and end up at KSU. Person I know ( a homespun 'handyman') was trimming the length of some lamp cords on lamps he had. He cut the lamp cord with cutters - while it was still plugged into the socket. REALLY LOUD pop & sparks to say the least. But here is the mind-numbing part - he did this TWICE since he had two lamps. You would think he would have figured out about electricity after the first one, but noooooo. I'm sure Kilroy's was forcing the alcohol down her throat, they should've known underage drinking can lead to disappearance/kidnapping/death/murder/whatever-actually-happened And they blend in. Did it used to be *outside* your body? You want.... a little Asian boy in your room? not in kentucky i dont believe it... with caramel‽ And yet you failed to upvote the actual OP post. What in the actual fuck?!? Ah. Well, in that case, This one will be Am I seeing this chart correctly? Does it really say 9 years old in Mexico? I can relate to some of those myself. Hey, thanks for posting a link to the vod. Yeah, that was great! I looked into that rabbit's eye, and now it owns my soul. YOU AGAIN! JudgementTime Seriously? Okay, now I really have to be all at him. That was even stupider than I thought. Fuck The Thing to hell. Burn in hell you 'scare my poor 12 year old arse out if it's wits' movie! #thanxdad Why is this here? I celebrate you oh mighty site of greatness! Grow a pair and quit the internets. headband?...or women's panties? I thought I read **Hemogoblin** Patriot. Read: Bill Belichick and trade. ( ) "Looks like he received the ultimate..." ( )>--■-■   Most of those lining up are migrants, many from Asia, a lot from Europe, and almost half of them women. ( ) "Looks like you received the ultimate..." ( )>--■-■ *Rapidity* [](/angel) = . The problem if you can't name any designers you like , is that you probably don't care enough about design or something like that ...but they're "organic"...clearly that's why they cost more... Very inappropriate. Reddit never condones drugs. "Shut up, Tits. " Agreed, best. Doesn't make it correct, or you know, just. I'm from New Jersey And I Because this is a repost and it's not actually his chair Lol, I was looking at the very good pictures of Antarctica, then I said "I'm going to look at the sky, I bet it looks nice".. So everyone's just going to leave scintillating bolometer alone? Meanwhile at the G20... >Sorry, whoever edited the picture made her look like Tsubasa crosspost from /r/aww. atleast say where you got it from . Yeah, but a 60 years old man can marry an 18 years old girl. College; awkwardly acceptable. High school; . Neither is he Reminds me of the "personal trainer" chick who got her health advice from the magazine and got slammed for posting a second comic with too many pics "proving" she was female and then deleting it after being down-voted to oblivion. It's like how the fuck were you not expecting people calling you an attention whore with a comic featuring 5+ pics of yourself with hardly any rage faces... Somebody owes this guy a new toaster...or better yet, A TOASTER OVEN. Is it today? God I look forward to it, but only because when it's done I won't have to hear about it anymore. Hmm why is the AoA Indexer on mid flight? > If only the inventor knew these were being used this way... I'm sure that's exactly what he had in mind ... and John Bardeen Hey, fuck you buddy we still are! Only if your ass is dirty > And....How exactly did you find that video Are you implying biology is not science? FYI there is sugar in 82% dark chocolate, just not much. Usually around 9g per serving. Check the label. If you want true sugar free chocolate, buy a bar of baker's chocolate. Just to warn you though, it tastes like chalk infused ass Ign credible? Guys, this wasn't supposed to come out till tomorrow. . Why would you start an AMA then go to sleep 20 minutes later? Thank jesus someone actually knows it's a fist weapon fuck. "Only because the dog is black " -Freakazo Walk Like an Egyptian Lucky man to have a gf that Great breasts like that, AND great nipples like that. Jealousy. Water temple.. Gotcha. Was missing: Calais, Hallowell, and Presque Isle as well. ┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ) * （╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ > I've also had a girl in my class ask my teacher if he was a virgin. He pulled then said 'I. . . I have two kids.' OP, how does it feel to air someones dirty laundry who is struggling with life. I'm sure he is glad he stayed with someone he could trust. I see what you did there. Have both a disapproval face and an upvote. Implying that men are creepy The only thing 24/7 here is Wal-Mart and iHop. Neither of which I ever want to go to Were you really asked to share your SSN? > Right, because LibreOffice existed three years ago. Dunno why you're getting downvoted, you're absolutely correct. All the ignorant fucks that don't know what the hell they're talking about need to sit and spin Hey I can't stand Glenn as much as the next redditor but there is also an audio delay for her. people should still be held responsible for their actions regardless of being drunk or sober Look if you can't pull off you're cowboy boots than they aren't sized right. But as to real subject of your post, And on top of that, everyone thinks their logic justifies their prescriptive opinions. ...vad fan? Är det Toxic i bakgrunden? I'm an Orlando-local. Last night, I got a message on my OKC account from a guy saying he is around for "mlg," and that his friend wants to put it in me. They invited me to "come hang out." I had no idea what the hell the guy was referring to when he said "MLG." ...now I know. *smh* Can't blame him for trying, I GUESS. You can't trust women these days :P. One time I asked a girl out to go for dinner and a movie and we had a great time, but at the end she said "You know this isn't a date right, it's just hanging out..." Always say it's a date so they can't pull that shit on you. We still hangout and stuff but I am deeply in the friend zone . When I finish taking a shower, put deodorant on, get dressed and everything, and then have to change my shirt because of the white deodorant lines Strangely appropriate username Except the one time I actually need it I'll be like WTF I wish my brother would give me AAA for my birthday every year... That's kind of a brilliant idea. Good on you for being a savvy brother! My past birthday, my brother gave me $20 to play blackjack then asked for it back when I won even though he won much more than I did that night... Reminded me of Dead Rising, the "zombie survival game" where your toughest enemies are human. You should have figured this out yourself before you were five. You edited AFTER I commented. Dumbass. (( )) Citing a New York Post article as real information... I'm....pretty sure that's not the reason why transgender people make the transition the best is when you decide that turning all the lights on in the house makes it less scary at night, but when u turn that last light on you blow the fuse box, then u got fear of dark + fear of parents, catch 22. Thanks, I had no idea this was a repost. A friend sent it to me saying it was their new cat It's already needed. Whompinator - Representing e-sports, on his way to the front page of reddit. . In grade 10 my English teacher read us this story and everytime a color would come up she would ask us what the symbolism was. So after we finished the book and after we had many many homework assignments and quizzes on these colors... my teacher asks the author to come in so we could ask questions, near the end of the AMA my teacher says "I really liked the use of the colors to symbolize the mood and how the character was feeling." The author had no idea what she was talking about and then the class was like Don't give them ideas Do the dead Scumbag OP. bitches others don't pay enough income tax, while never paying any in their life. Went to New Orleans for Gators v LSU and brown in at 7:30 am the next morning playing chess against a 73 year old war veteran on iberville street with nothing in my pockets but a gram of coke and some free drink coupons. ive never done coke "Romanised" is the proper term No one wants to play with you. Fine, but I'm not bringing the guacamole dip What really needs to change about the NFL draft is how the media covers it. We don't need to see a shot of the kids taking a phone call from the team picking them BEFORE IT'S OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCED - CAN WE PLEASE HAVE A LITTLE SUSPENSE? I'm looking at you NFLN and ESPN Your parents had $40,000 worth of jewelry Al principio estaba como que... muchos efectos pero que es esa fregadera de cancion, donde estan los sonidos nacos de la banda? ** ** I'm a poor college student, you are not helping me. Still waiting for OP Search for "I MOUNT MY PLATYPUS" in Google. One result: This thread. Yeah...saw it once, not clicking ur link. I visualize what I read, but Wheel of Time has me skipping most descriptive paragraphs and looking for quotation marks . Yes, because casual sex is the best remedy for getting over sexual assault. That sounds like your penis just pop out and leaves at a weird moment A/S/L? I found whore, broken, bad. Apparently, saying that homosexuality is normal is grounds for discipline. What a wonderful place to live. I think your friend might be a Siberian Husky Dorkland Being squished by gigantic spiders and then brought back and killed again for their amusement. For all eternity I see what you did there Wait, why are you guys being surprised by a Chick tract being unadulterated hogwash? Seriously Reddit, I expected better. This is the same guy whose tracts have people getting converted like this: So you don't feel special... Then why did you share? haaaa ic what you did there....and i fucking approve... He touched his face before he washed his hands. >They had the release of the next update set for tomorrow. And then we decided we wanted him Here's what I saw: many small penises, fat guy, no boobs up vote for the " " Pics or...GODDAMMIT! I remember arguing with some kid back in 2000 on a pokemon message board because he didn't believe it was Ho-oh. This little fucker thought it was a Fearow. This had potential to be amazing... But then you done gone and fucked it all up. I voted this one down today, too. Just hours ago, actually. Zombie heavy [m] - I thought you were quoting Emma Watson. I was like ‎( ) "All you have to do..." ( )>--■-■ ‎( ) "Looks like this bunny...." ( )>--■-■ ‎( ) "This cat seems to be..." ( )>--■-■ ...I guess I don't need caffeine anymore...or sleep We have a better record than the dream team Im 18 and i agree too. Oh wait im too old for this No rage faces on this subreddit. All you can have is Whoa Im not familiar with Halloween but i can't believe i didn't think of that. Because you automatically downvote a false message or something? Kill me You get jesus figurines... ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Yeah... showing him this is not weird at all... And he is pretty squared irrationally too... Sorry no phun here How I felt: These people are crazy. Took you 40 minutes to win this? That elevator is going to work? That's a completely unnecessary spoiler. I don't see it. I think you're just rubbing your hats in my face. ...And they blew it good. I can see where this is going now. Nobody knows My thoughts? Kinect is the next generation of gaming but its held back by not making good/rad games for it. WE NEED MIRROR'S EDGE 2 FOR KINECT! Pit, Bio, Pal Ok guys, new rule! We can only make fun of Christianity. If we point out the absurdity of Islam we are bigots! What are you doing in r/wow if you feel it ruins lives? Fuck, I just typed "Hey! I'm not gay " and just before pressing send I read your comment. i'm not your , (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻! GROAN. Oh no! It says 503! You're not using fuck as a verb are you? That isn't an apostrophe. The spacing around the S needs some work. You know what he meant You're... touching... the grooves.... No-body in Australia calls prawns shrimp 13 upvotes, 65 comments I am now doing this repeatedly. I'm not allowed to lock the doors at home I have a love/hate relationship with Ben. I love that he always just holds true to his values (in true Ars style!) but sometimes he says things that just make me go . Sometimes he will have a really thought provoking article, and then one paragraph is just void of any form of logic and reasoning. 8===(///)===D~~~ I thought the "cum drop in motion" was something on my iPhone screen. She ironed his ass She looks a bit underage Haha, when I was younger, my brother was watching Con Air and I asked him what he was watching. He told me, and I said, "Like the hair company?" He gave me a idra: standard marine hellion viking rush. no problem That shit is so rigged! Didn't the bitch serve canned tomatoes to those food critics!? After my first frat party I woke up spread eagle on top of my boss's desk at the office about 2 miles from the school with a bottle of grey goose in hand and 5 packs of cigarettes in my pockets (I don't smoke). My boss is a Congressman. Ill try and give this a shot. A circle is a series of infinitely small line segments. Using the "corner method" is a false representation of a circle. No matter how many times you remove a corner, a right angle will remain. Basically, using this method assumes that C=4D, which can easily be disproved... with a measuring tape. Really should have looked at the link before I clicked it. O-line - They had $40,000 worth of jewelry Schwing? People complain that the youth don't do anything. Now they're doing something and people still complain. The world will never be satisfied. So it is Rent a Center's fault people don't pay their bills. my aunt gave me a purse as a present once, and in it was a set of dentures. I'm pretty sure sure they weren't hers because she still has her real teeth...... You barely learned this now? they should just mirror the white stream to the red stream.. still not sure what point exactly that we don't agree upon. 80s glasses? More like 50s glasses. What the hell? Is nobody else a bit perturbed by the fact that a GRAPHICS PORNOGRAPHIC CLIP is posted on one of the most popular kids channels on youtube? It's this kind of shit, reddit, and not in a good way. Looking at his/her other auctions... Looks like ripped of CD keys being sold for $8 each. Exactly. I always pee before showering as a habit anyway, but still, your point is more than valid. Why do other girls find it so disgusting? Because people hate me saying notch shouldn't be overworked A repost of a repost You what fun and better not making notch have to Keep adding and removing things ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ^ After finally getting around to finishing *To Kill a Mockingbird*, he found the narrative voice to be quite implausible . I did make it, so hand over the bacon. That's fucking terrifying I won't forgive you 698 likes, 383 dislikes I was excited to see it and bought it the day it was released, but it was not great. It suffered from many bugs, the worst being that it would not automatically save state if you got a call or exited the app. Imagine being several games into your first season when you find that out why does he emphasize "things" I was being silly as this is something my niece said to me, also jokingly. As someone who uses anything that makes sound to create music for fun, I feel like anyone who dissed another person for their choice is just.. Well I don't like using the term "a hater".. But this is what they are. Plenty of old school DJs talk trash about the often literally younger generation of "laptop DJs" and I think it is absurd. I don't care if you don't like what I have to say joke or otherwise.. But it'd be nice not to be insulted. Hey..... you're not ~~day9~~ sc_joke_explainer As someone diagnosed with RAD, I was very surprised to see this video. I nearly never hear of my disorder other than in therapy or research. I suppose it's kind of nice and validating to see some sort of mainstream (reddit? ) recognition of the disorder, but I do think that some of the comments here are a bit uninformed. yes! it is beyond awesome! and no! I thought she seemed familiar.... ten years later I finally figure it out From the neck down, you're incredible. Your friend...not so much ಠ_ಠ^&#3232;\_&#3232;^&#3232;\_&#3232;^&#3232;\_&#3232;^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ...and took pics of her at a cemetery. Stay classy mom. A picture within another picture, it is happening.... I don't always respond with a "this" comment, but when I do I was going to type the *exact* same thing. Including the did it...did it and the . I only would have not included the though. Hopefully people can see past my horrible grammar. Looks around . Nope. ......... i was asking for another link for the picture...probably should have been a bit more clear on what i was implying Cant see his other hand... I'm sure you do hope that. "I started off by trying to watch Stanley Kubrick's "The Killing" (1956) but realised very quickly that I'm not actually a "film noir" fan and switched it off after less than ten minutes due to boredom. I prefer "neo-noir" so I did a quick search and found Roman Polanski's "Chinatown" (1974) which is still one of the greatest films ever made. It wasn't quite enough though." This is why we can't have nice things. How'd you get my picture. Awesome... preapprove all new ideas on Reddit. Even if it was a good idea, you just lost it to public forum. first image for "Images you'll also enjoy" Oh no, some anonymous jackass is disgusted with another anonymous jackass! You call ubuntu an OS!? You Never answered the question It isn't that I dont trust the restaurant, I just like well done steak Not sure you deserve that username if that's your stance. Who flagged this thread as NSFW? At first I was like I was totally going to offer heartfelt advice but then I saw your user name. Be nice to Laurier. We need them to mate. And prolong pubcrawls. Then why are they fat I fucking hate it when the mage and the warlock both tell me (the rogue) to "take care of the fucking adds". I just give them a and go back to DPSing the chains. You're not helping ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ This whole thing needs one big . Twice? Perpetual on my face right now Back in my day we had 3 regions... AND THAT'S ALL WE NEEDED. I have also heard this is considered weird, but I've always stood up. One time, after I heard someone say it's weird to stand (it's more of a standing squat really), I tried to wipe while sitting and my knuckles touched the water. Never again. ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ Holy fuck its Issaquah O_O and you know Issaquah exsists Wut What Eragon movie? There's only been the books, dude. Next time, assume its decaf I'm not Australian, therefore I must be American Whoa i haven't noticed that! Now the zone terrifes me even more So... you mean this: "Sticktuitiveness" is NOT A WORD, damn it. ( ) "Looks like The Count...." ( )>--■-■ ( ) "It's fair to say these pumpkins..." ( )>--■-■ ( ) "Seems like this girl...." ( )>--■-■ ... ( ) "What you could say, is that man..." ( )>--■-■ ( ) "Well I guess Apple isn't as...." ( )>--■-■ ( ) "These are some pretty...." ( )>--■-■ ( ) "That just looks so...." ( )>--■-■ this isn't the place for your rational discourse. ( ) "It's fair to say that he is...." ( )>--■-■ >PS Danielle, get back to work. I know you're going to read this. Sorry for taking photos of your ear the other night ( ) "It's a safe bet you have...." ( )>--■-■ correct answer anyway! what song does steve martin sing on the bus that makes evryone at him? what does john candy sing in rebuttal? I'd tell the cops to look at my username, and they'd say "Ohhhh.... " ...Behind my headboard for me. Last random I played I was going to 3 rax all in. Then he said it was he was new to the game so I thought I wouldn't cheese him. Then he hit me with 2 port banshee Bad photoediting, man. Turn off the spell check line before screen capping next time Well I see no reason why this isn't a terrible idea ** ** Do not judge him by his username "religion does not make you "behind" on anything" unless it causes a moral dilemma like lets say stem cell research How long time did this take? I don't always say "holy crap," but when I do, I'm looking at this. I'm fifteen... One of my top three, easily. ...and the Internet is always right. I'm not anti-american, and they can run their country however they want, but I when I think about the fact that they're still arguing about abortion or the whole 'teaching evolution/creatonism'-debate it makes me go (and I die a little) There's a physical book, but no e-book? I was about the propigation of the "no atheists in foxholes" with Rick saying he's not a believer but praying in his time of need. Ah, yes, reddit hadn't made fun of fat people in awhile. Guess we needed something to change up from the usual blatant racism, misogyny, video game whining, and really stupid one-off pun jokes that have been covering the frontpage lately. 2007 The cats like " " Three days? Epic fail by me. . Although to be fair i had no idea that these league judgement things actually existed :(. the word "everyone" refers to people... You just revolutionized 3d images. Heh, i really appreciate the tip... But that setting has been turned on since i installed ios 5. And its frustrating because thats basically the only "advice" i got from emailing technical support about it. (not slagging you) but of course i didnt email technical support without checking the bloody settings :) No that was wickd that carried horrible girls. That's not a joke from the front page Your name is too close to "hoax" for me to believe you. Wait.... youre showing me that Ive been losing coke quanitity throughout the years??? Where did that pebble go? ( °٢° ) Yeah, cause taking a dump on a police car isn't violent. *deletes browsing history* People wanting to think there's some sort of war I'm being watched right now, aren't I? You're NOT talking about pornography? Clink Clink goes the ice why does rainbow dash sleep naked? Ah, a voice of reason amongst a sea of Just read that as "had a girl over after dumping on her face"... You just realized this. I see what you did there. I just fucking raged out loud. Pretty sure my neighbor is at my back through my window. How much you wanna bet that that question and answer was determined by some doctor of psychology who spent 7 years in college..... I had the same problem.Just arrived home, trying to find original thread and found this instead Wait... the company was called felcher You... (╯ )╯˙ǝǝɥǝǝʇ ˙ǝɹnʇɐɯǝɹd 'ǝǝɥǝǝʇ I'm not sure if "memolies" is some subtle racism or weird handwriting I hate people These are awful sounds. I refuse to make them. Sad but true. Season five was like Now the FBI is going to start tracking me. Thanks, OP from abstinence for the greater good to 'Superheroes don't lie ' What I took from Girl Scouts was how to make soap and craft-y Mother's Day presents. It doesn't ... The point is that fitness does not have anything to do with being a better man . > My cousins deleted SYSTEM 32 Your significantly shorter life. No, I've got this... Never got to thank you for your comment! Sorry if I came off rude. It's just the usual result when I tell someone about my hobbies. Looks like you forgot the Ed Hardy t-shirt in your pic Great test. So we have learned that glass breaks when dropped onto a hard surface. And then people complain about Apple releasing iPhones "too often," while suggesting whatever the Android phone du jour is. Why not R56? The R53 is really ugly in comparison. Mind your own business This comment is two karma less than the original. Same here oh cmon, they gotta be! I already fapped to them i'd NEVER let the pizza delivery guy come in. custodian?? I guess OP is trying to use the OSD protest to add fuel his own message. I mean I'm an Ent but I would never deter a protest that might change the course of this country just to save my own job... Is that what they are pouring on him? See, I don't follow baseball, so when I went to ESPN and saw a picture of guy covered in what looked like jizz and the headline "hard to see this coming," I just... Custom building something that can give you cancer? Yeah... WAIT!.....so i just put glue on my nose for nothing... Daily Mail... Really? I'm very good at doing stupid shit on a daily basis to injure myself. I really shake my head when I remember when I had somehow opened my Jeep door into the lower corner of my eye. First black eye from a Jeep door That is not how that meme works. Your son looks like Brad Pitt Do I approve? Or do I Grats on a huge win, 0/18 gauntlet made me wince. That Legion team had to have been mildly handicapped, surely It's ok names are in there, and plus the Guardian posts these articles online, your qverage search engine spider is going to find those before even trying to OCR this article. Protecting ASA members by censoring their names in an article in my mind is slightly ridiculous and unnecessary. The subreddit isn't going to attack them, but there's no guarantee the Koala won't.. The Ravens/Texans game didn't happen? It's mandatory in this household. glad to see i'm not the only redditor that can set them apart. I'm always severely disappointed when I say i drink whisky and people ask me oh red or black label..... single malts> "famous" blends But it's fake what kind of nuts are we talking about? walnuts? cashews? or ... I'm a little uncomfortable ... that painting made me horny. Ya its not a very good comparison, unless you locked people up who didn't spell properly...in camps...with guards... How does one smile while sleeping? >Even if it were a drinking game, who chugs a liter of beer for every kill? I would, but I'm not 100% sure I wouldn't get sued by the bastard. And in this day and age, the asshole would probably win. I did that last year with a superman costume. Problem was, not matter what I wore underneath, you could still see the outline of my dick. <sigh>. Dawgonnit! Not ANOTHER webcomic to read. I'm already down to two hours sleep a night keeping up as it is! It appears they already moved it... to help the deer get hit less often. I thought this was a photo. Your comment made me remember this one girl I used to work with. She would wear these cutoff jean shorts with the pockets sticking a good 4 - 5" out the leg hole. Her school disciplined her six years ago and she's taking it to the supreme court? Wipe while standing..... The funny thing is I got 504 three time. 504 try once more, 502 it went through indeed... The real question is would you rather fake FB or fake iPhone chats? I spent $800 on my chick's B-day, we went to a bed and breakfast in a tourist town for like 3 days, sampled the local fare,(RE:payed $25 for a beer and a glass of wine at a bar ) And generally had a good time. Epic. Nice job sir, that is one fine looking love rug Seriously? Downvoting the guy just for proposing a tourney? And she's your friend? Don't stalk people It's just a plist!? Come on Apple. I....what? fuschia donatello? I'm not going to stop liking your accent and I'm going to continue to bring it up like it's *My Fair Lady* All of it? Like ? You have enough hot sauce? Absolutely right. I hope anyone who considers moving an injured person from a busy street reads this. I'm sure no one could have stood in the road to block traffic. </sarcasm> I'm in Do you have the paid version of air video? Whats the difference, will the free version still allow me to do what I need, or will it only let me stream like half of my movie You're mom's favorite movie of all time... of all cinema ever created... was *Sleepless in Seattle*? I am a photographer You yell at the parents, not the kids, jackass. Did you use your phone to take this picture, while at a gas station, pumping gas? People have accused the lady who helped Yue Yue of only helping to make a name for herself or get praises from the media. Where do people come up with such nonsense anyway? In the comments or not at all What is that fish doing to that cat? Your right... It was working earlier... God works in mysterious ways.. Lol. Now I'm going to have to make a repost. wat Isn't this basically... hanging him ? Lmao! So you lied to me! . I totally asked you if it was real, and even tried to pull it off of your head. That was funny. Just watched that episode a few minutes ago.... The internets are watching me Just let her watch the videos and read the previews like the rest of us. I'm sure she's perfectly capable of deciding on her own if Skyrim is a game she wants to play. Hmmm, they **may not** be able to do so much (**edit** scumbag English major. Bitches about major. Refuses to proofread. ). When I was in college I switched my major from Cinema studies to English. I originally wanted to switch to Creative Writing with the hopes of becoming a screen writer. In order to get into the program I had to submit a collection of my writing. Many of my friends had read my stuff and all thought getting into the program would be easy for me. In fact I had a few friends who were also trying to get into the program and became worried that their writing didn't match my level. A double nut cracker wedgie combo, well now i've seen everything Why make it use PHP? I should know better by now Not only wood but OSB. They have OSB in the future? Especially when the guy is looking down the "unloaded" barrel of a .357 magnum...a revolver, and it was loaded . Meth, not even once. "cookies and cream" ... Alltså det stämmer ju så vadan detta " "? Se bara på det muslimska styret av Spanien, judar och kristna blev inte förföljda då. Däremot när kristendomen tog över så blev muslimer och judar förföljda och utjagade. Movie theater worker here, this along with several remakes/reboots/re-releases its nuts how many times I've experienced this. Not to mention what the fucking kids say, "they're remaking The Thing and calling it The Blob". And people who can't use the right form of their > Other than Reddit of course No Power Rangers or Pokemon He no understand sarcasm Your friends kicked the door in while you were going to the bathroom and YOU were the one accused of doing something wrong?? Oh hey...a religious nutjob. Don't see THOSE everyday. That thumbnail Where were u when i was having an argument with some girl abt this exact thing. I almost got called a rapist myself A simple should do the trick. C2O is just a brand name. The other bullet points are factual. It's "Body Balanced pH & Isotonics" that made me go Wait... are they giving up 2 first rounders for him?? *Star Wars* is not high culture. Why would you want that? A pesar que me encante la parte que "incluye habilitar carriles exclusivos para que opere un sistema de transporte tipo BRT (Bus Rapid Transit) a los costados del cauce, por Constitución y Morones Prieto" creo que la naturaleza ya demostró que esos espacios le pertenecen y lo mejor sería dejarlos libres de "infraestructura"... iReddit? lol how old are you? do your parents know you are on a site called reddit? last i checked 12 yrlds aren't supposed to be on here. A BA follows by a useless MA .... I do, otherwise I'll just end up stuffing my face with them. Ya think? That comma splice. I dun't think he was calling YOU a hipster What pisses me off is that most people in Florida seem to forget that turning signals even exist. Awesome... but why is it red? DC = Amish People? At least you weren't compressing your work after taking pains to use uncompressed audio when editing. Because being class concious is comparable to genocide. oh i thought you meant you were forcing it or something. First, you're not helping, Jen. (yeah yeah, <3 you too.) I could have sworn that I read about an opportunity for citizens to talk about this deal before they made their final decision but now I can't find it on the article Did you spontaneously grow a beard in the last panel? The website is down but it says its perfect for picnics, parties, RAVES.. Ugh, don't remind me... do it now. now we wait for the not albino post ლ( ლ) Seeing the white tracks, thought it fell in paint. suuuuuuure you didn't... "SoRAKEa" An isolated incident? Maybe Notch is secretly planting lag spikes. I don't get the bundle of sticks For some reason, I get aroused whenever I heard children screaming or crying... Equal protection my ass. Makes me proud to be a American. Some memes make me want to find the nam-shub of Enki Abyssal Caverns Scumbag website. I pause the video so it starts playing an ad. ( ) "I guess you could call it the" ( )>--■-■ Man, everyone else seems to have had it easy. In my family the letter had to be at the beginning of a legitimate word. WTF family That gas station is very close to my house. "Cook?" > Edit: 50% downvotes. For what exactly? Saying thanks? Says someone who shits karma. Mew *is* however a part of the original **151** Screencap is a jpg? You pick ONE or you get Goofy So I ran out of memory on 3GB of RAM? Yeah but this game doesn't count, so don't get too excited. I read this as "the guy who found the roll of 35mm film inside the used condom" and I was like >The lack of a Kitty Kat skin is disturbing. If there are sidewalks, they're made of bricks My only sibling is my twin brother **SEEMS LEGIT.** Never seen this before! Don't bother. Every girl on campus is taken, and if you think you know one that isn't, you're wrong I hope that person didn't pour boiling butter on you purposely. There is a TFOT song with Rody as guest vocals?! That's not how boobs work. Santa Claus is not Donald Sutherland. All browsers do I'm originally from Romania, and well.... at least we managed be less corrupt than Greece and Bulgaria... Then it does matter and your Nyan Cat ringer goes off. I don't think you know how this meme works. Some people should not reproduce. Sounds like my dad. No. Not in Dubai you're not Wow. I'm not even getting angry. I would just like somebody that seems to actually know anything about the game to review/preview it. You want elitist nerd rage, go to the Skyrim message boards on Bethesda's website. There's equal parts elitism and whining about truly mundane details like how hands look and endless debates over vampires and werewolves, and why those things are just going to, like, OMG, RUIN Skyrim. a penis, then this " " Fuck me that was a terrible song. As much as I agree with most of what he said, he could have at least tried to be musical about it. I don't even... ... 1400 + 100 = 2500? Whadya mean "you people"? Did we post this at the same time? I'm going to say its years and years of corporate brainwashing, white fear, and a healthy dose of evangelical indoctrination. I absolutely loved when Rask skated over and Ward was all like "who the fuck do you think you are? " Ah yes. The conundrum of nerdom. It's ok to reference memes, but not be into fantasy. I live in san diego Last year, I was browsing Wikipedia. Initially, it was something tech based (I worked for a Utah based shared hosting company at the time). After an hour, I heard an awkward cough behind me. I turn around and see a janitor staring at me like Was thinking the same thing. Was thinking the same thing. "baneling**s** mines" " " I was first wondering how you found a costume that fit him so nicely online, and now I'm thinking that you have an elephant costume and posed perfectly and took a picture of yourself for this. Listening to a couple of freshman girls outside of my door talking about how "everything funny on the internet originates from tumblr." Server so full. You go watch DS9 *right now*. I actually clicked this link on an iDevice waiting for it to load. Pics or didin't happen! (ノ )ノ彡┻━┻ To be fair, I also get to spend 8 hours on Friday marking the midterm there are McDonald's locations that have a RedBox.... dear god.... commence big mac and movie mode. Oh so it's "bride". I was reading "The princess u ride"... I just meant that it looked like a menorah. 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Only one way to describe this feeling: Good feedback Hell, I have a degree in history, and I wouldn't have heard about it if it wasn't for the fact that my family was in Oklahoma at the time... Bly, bomull, torkad basilika?! Vad fan, att ingen kan konstatera att det ena är ett mått på volym, det andra ett mått på massa.. Är detta för abstrakt för gemene man? What the fuck did I just watch. I have the agree they are horrible ugly shoes! Why do you like them so much? Do people at the pharmacy go like when you come in to pick up three tons of viagra? And isn't it incredibly expensive? Buns I put all that blurb into Google - it suggested Frankenstein *sardines*..... Blue Velvet is fucking amazing. "After reading the script, Hopper called Lynch and told him "You have to let me play Frank Booth. Because I am Frank Booth!" You stole that poor kids karma! I think there is something out of place " You can travel to the moon, you can become immortal by biogenetics, you can have sex with animals or whatever, but look at the field of society and economy" ... I've just dropped you an invite, depending on ping ect I could be interested in chipping in a little. (but I'm a bit of a poor student and from NZ ) Blizzard because I don't mind 2 broke girls or whitney. Maybe the television folk are better at their jobs then I think? My S/O calls me racist because I don't like rap or R&B. Job security wut? Paper Bag Syndrome? My gf is a lurker on reddit and she is from Dayton. Though, she mostly comes for the cat pictures and memes . Half the time you spend in inventories Really... your work keyboard is a Razer Lycosa?... are you your own Boss? working at home? Not true. When this happens you take a screenshot of your post and a screenshot of the other post, lay them side by side and make a new post with the subject that links to your double screenshot on imgur. This gets you on the front page. Does Usopp have haki? He said "1...2....3 shots, you will be hit by me." or something like that. ლ( ლ) I need answers. Blizzard should have stuck with the original 151. Yeah I hate when people feel scared or powerless or off-balance when I pull a knife on them. They need to get over their ish! 90's?? Hell, that's a modern Russian club, circa 2011... Is it silicon based? Well i hope you remember when the first probie got killed by the IRA that was a heart breaker very relevant username... One time I got a whole rack of Doritos after a Timbers match. Another one of the people that use the "It's shit like this..." backwards. that user name better be relevant WTF indeed I'll do cataclysm and if I still need I guess I'll step foot on that wreched piece of land that I so much hate. not at all, you're not mentioning portal, half life or arrested development ... I'm from New York, and I can't stress this enough. Especially those who TRY to make it sound like they're from New York.. but really they make themselves sound like they're from New Jersey. You know.. when they "tawwwk". That's not an accent; it just makes you sound like a fag. No TLO I have no balls to bust sir S would be disappointed... Not sure if reddit just errored out on me or double posting... Anyway, how the heck did you get a 1500 then? Even if you really suck at math a 1500 is a bit too low. I also went to high school in the US so I know what you're talking about (by the way for all admissions purposes you are an international student unless you have US citizenship). I knew several people who claimed they were "not good at test taking" whose English was shit. Very good students otherwise, usually Chinese. Actually you do sound coherent in your posts so I have no idea what's going on. I do want to tell you though that one thing I found out immediately upon my arrival is that if you can't speak English very fluently, you will be looked down upon. The only exception is if you're hot and have a European accent So if that's not you, I would suggest working on English anyway. Everyone has to take classes that involve intensive writing and if you can't do that you won't be making good grades in those classes. Also, SATs are NOT a one-time affair, take them until you get satisfying results. It IS possible to bring up your scores by several hundred points. So about the part where I said I *didn't want to cheat and look it up*... I dont That's what I did, but I wanted the internet to know I was . He was big on composting too. I posted this same exact article yesterday and only got 2 upvotes I say it that way, too. Boston people say it like "cah-fee" and stupid Jersey people will say it like "coaw-fee." Paulista is a city in Pernambuco. Everyone who doesn't get this joke gets downvoted. No, I think they would prefer to be in an aquarium that is an appropriate size for its species, with a filter and heater to keep water conditions stable. internet explorer .... You know Totalbiscuit is getting really creative with his titles nowadays I think it's fake. NO. GO AWAY. THAT IS NOT RELEVANT AT ALL. ಠ_ಠ^ ^10 I feel so ironically conflicted when I gleam at the sight of a burning book written by Bill O'Reilly. What's odd is I said it wasn't hard to locate (it really wasn't). Yet, I can't seem to replicate how easy it was to locate. So many eyes looking at me As a mexican, I must say: Interesting! I'll definitely try it out. I can't play CoQ on this laptop because for some reason it doesn't have a numpad... I didn't know what a port wine stain was, so I was expecting a woman covered in red wine Sarah would've wanted you to use the proper form of "you are". Non-fiction? I touch the tips of my fingers to the tip of my thumb in order from index to pinky sometimes, not sure why. Anything to do with your birthday candles? I live in Wisconsin, how could i ever forget... ** ** The icon shows a 3-1/2" floppy too. > Yes! I've been meaning to get to him. First, though I need to wrap up the license plate! Yes, I've been working on this since r9.6 there were actually many socialist and communist booths set up. a big communist booth was advocating a revolution . Yay penis! My apologies, didn't know it was a repost. The Knights of New won't let it get through then. I was actually surprised someone posted it on facebook and was taking it seriously. Hence the . Snake eyes. Bananas will be difficult. But I'll try. （ ） ┳━┳ But this happened on saturday 3-0 3-0 Edit: Double post At first I was like , then I lol'd, then I felt bad iPost? I think that shit's from Iceland...remember seeing a movie once where a young icelandic girl try to convince her danish friends that actually - sheep brain is delicious... I think that shit's from Iceland...remember seeing a movie once where an young icelandic girl try to convince her danish friends that actually - sheep brain is delicious... ...word choice. I've had four, two that hospitalized me. I hate them!!! They run in my family It's still interesting, I like lapdancers/strippers. And you put them in god damn Comic Sans. stop that ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ i'll be in my bunk Fifth generation. I know, Sean Trying to divide by zero.. hahahaha that is all. Arkham Asylum 2? As a member of IATSE, I don't ever remember voicing an endorsement of this bill. They paid it back with stock that is quickly losing value is that a picture of a computer screen? Yeah but George totally stole "Something" from that Beatles album. Let it Be. Alright, which fuckhead edited the page with LotR content? First guy to die loses! Username Extrovert imposition... not only bigger people, but you know... You're drunk right now aren't you?? Ahem. Gera**L**d Finley is ***Canadian*** ** **. I bet that's an awesome video, though. Or you could just open your mouth and speak... Good vid. ( ╯ )╯︵ ┻━┻ Swiped? what the actual fuck... Water. I'm cutting right now. This belongs in /r/NSFW, not /r/bicycling. I still react that way occasionally. > Who said anything about bad You can now attend IPL events! I think you mean Skyrim Don't say I didn't try. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Uh, no it's not. Van Gogh did not paint that When I first heard of the whole mirror universe thing, I was all Wikipedia, for all your information needs, from anal fisting, to magical swords, to zoology I don't always approve of things, but when I do, its something this awesome λ -‿- ...except that the Hornet, which you have listed as Gallente, is actually a Caldari Drone. Did you mean the Hammerhead? that subreddit no longer exists Not sure if trolling or just incredibly stupid Wow, now I just feel silly for ever questioning the ever-loving presence of our lord and savior jesus christ. Thanks TRUTH group for **objectivity** in Origins Science! Dude... This isn't funnyjunk. I really don't approve this Those bastards! Well, I'm a culinary student and I certainly look forward to hearing why chefs suck so much, so I can be sure not to serve my wondrous food to these people. Let's be fair here. the pictures look like they have different amounts of makeup and completely different lighting. Curl your short hair, maybe make it a little messy. you're still gorgeous. and as everyone else is saying: seriously. are you fucking kidding me Wait, free will has been nearly disproved as well? What?? When??? And why haven't I heard of this????? I mount my zombie! I never thought I would read those words and approve of them. this is the perfect depiction of ( ) "I guess you could say he's... ( )>--■-■ I didn't say what he did was wrong, I'm just saying it's all on him. But if he's so great, why doesn't he invent more TV channels? A golden boat would swim? <3 at first ? Don't ruin my dreams chav's She's 23 I have no interest in clicking the link and no internet connection anyway .. Anyone care to explain ? CC didn't work .. Please pick me it's done to prevent you from doing that...you are bigger menace then piracy I see what you did there Never seen a comic like this before! One guy is doing the Asian eyes thing for a Honda. I wouldn't recommend it! House Stark? Freedom fries So...you're not a girl? Now it's really awkward >(x ҉ x)- - - ->¬( ) "Thank you cracka" Hero is korean and his heart is WAY better than HuKs ( Love them both) Or where his Kage Bunshin's orchestrate a Coup d'état?! Poor Interceptor. You're a shadow of a human being. Not every theist is an idiot, only the ones who falsely follow their religion, the ones who do not understand what being religious truly means No Kyle Katarn? > sigh.. hiring slaves. Look, I understand if you have a "thing" and you don't want other men with your daughter helping her pee. Yeah, sure whatever. I think the fact that now the school is changing the policy is pissing me off. If she has a problem with it, then she can ask the school to make a special request to her, but changing policy? Next we need the woman to read to the kids because their voices are softer, or that woman should be making them lunches because well, we all know that men can't cook. Everyone must have thought you were batshit insane Then what is it Implying it hasn't always been educationally irrelevant what's the problem? all i see is the truth what are boobs? It seems that you have visited my frat house one too many times Sure they are... I LOL'd and then Remove the sign and let the trolling begin. OH MY GOD! That guy's arm just got caught in the back of the garbage truc..... Haha! I get it! Gays are loose, feminine and mentally unstable! HAHAHA! Shouldn't you have the Heat sink fan facing the other way so it blows the air into the fan blowing it strait out of the tower? And Bro 550W power supply? OMGWTF Nice try Samsung CEO Just what kind of cyber game is this? That is a child This is nothing compared to MOBA games. Tyler to HuK: Cursive. Nope, don't know what it means. (irony) Last time I ordered one they forgot to put fish on it. A fan of Ubisoft!?! I live in Austin, too. Torchy's rocks! My favorite is the Dirty Sanchez but I always get all when ordering it.. ┬──┬ ノ( ノ) Wow, first round opponent. Really? according to google maps, considering that your place is the location of this gathering, it is 45 minutes away and 28 miles. That's the kind of brazen scumbaggery you expect from the governments of China and such, not France. Funny you say that because my street does get pretty dar...... I sliced my foot open on a metal doorframe a few years ago... Nearly passed out and had to have someone carry me to the nurse's office where she stared at me for a while, confused as to why I was there until I pointed to all the blood on the floor. So she wrote down all my medical information, which took about ten minutes, until she finally realized I was in a massive amount of pain and my body was going into shock. So she gave me a cup of water and a paper towel to stanch the blood and told me to wait until someone could pick me up when school was over. Now I have a scar, thanks high school nurse. There's nothing wrong with either of those things Okay, we need to talk. It's not okay to try and get your sister to show you her tits. you cant fuck with super powers like that, you will rip her in half! then your a murderer ** ** Do you even read your posts before you post them to check that they make logical sense in the point that you are trying to make? If you're not against weed then why make an uneducated comment putting it in a negative light? That seems to be the definition of "against weed." I felt the magnitude of my Facebook Newsfeed flooded by "earthquake" and "did you feel that earthquake?" statuses I always put on the back of all my sammiches at Which Wich so I can keep track of them. Please tell me she didn't name it after the character from Twilight. My fiancée is a dental hygienist... My ex was once in jury selection for a lawsuit regarding a police officer who had been spotted jerking off in his police cruiser. The officer was suing the department because all his coworkers were making fun of him for it ( ). This isn't really a rage comic (╯ ) ╯︵ ┳━┳ Reading this, I went from to awwww :) Now you're just being mean .......dont I was as well. It sucks. Hvor helvede er det dog henne!? You have a lot more to apologize for than picture quality. It's BioWare Austin doing the work on TOR, very few Texans involved. at first i was like "turbo engine" Why is my name above a giant heart That is in no way helpful to what I was asking We are most certainly not MaloWolves. Get that shit outta here! Let's all run in and downvote the meat eaters! This, except the questions come from your significant other. You've got a T where you don't need it and no T where you do need it. What! You mean, "who hasn't", right? I experienced a double at that point; one for not knowing about KDE, and another for not liking single-bar interfaces. Well, when it comes from guys they never ask me out Well, you heard the guy. They closed /r/jailbait, so all the jailbait on reddit is gone. Why did you not laugh your ass off? Why would I do that when I can play Molyneux's latest opus, Holding Hands with Your Dog III? I heard before it was released he claimed it would revolutionize gaming as we know it. You were pregnant? Not sure if having sex or having baby Or still, "5 minutes to 'soon'". Your brother used to wear pigtails? his eyes I work with girl named Sparrow . Stop being such a fuckljay7. what do you mean *you people*? Saw two of the latter yesterday with twin 2011 M3s Rats are can be trained to sniff out landmines Fuck you guys, im going home! I second this. I brought my exams/notes to academic skills centre, was also told to pay acessability a visit. A few weeks of counciling and a month later I was diagnosed with ADHD. A.D. effing H. D. I'm still waiting for that job. "Hmm... only one comment. I bet it's not.." *checks comment* It seemed pretty classless on Arizona's part, regardless of who started the fight or why it broke out. After the teams separated, the Arizona players were walking back to the bench throwing their arms up in celebration to pump the crowd up. Also, while the ref was announcing the penalties and the ejected players, #15 for Arizona was up on the bench hyping the crowd up again. Maybe it's just me, but I think if you're up 42-7 at home, just got off the field from a full-team brawl, and your teammate is getting ejected, sit the fuck down and stop acting like a child. AP Alistar Is he paying for it? Wife made this our wedding procesional. I arranged it for oboe and piano. Spoiler That's not creepy at all How dare they... That's second base. >My finances are a dental hygienist... No, you need Android for that right now " As a side note it has also just occurred to me that I might in fact be a bad person." Yep, pretty much. I can just imagine a dude with some weird fetish or something... "David Mcrandomname just shared 'Freaky weird upside down horse anal'!" What really kills me is when someone doesn't thnk they are late until it's time to be there, doesn't think they shoudl start getting ready until they think they are late and then think that I don't see right through "Just wait for me in the car".. Dear God, If I could only stay in-game long enough I can't mean face, but I can certainly I upvoted when I saw the picture. Then I saw your team logo... you clearly dont understand the concept of branding China less gimmicky?!?!?! Well...you know, american bourbon casks and all that I suppose Do your essay Numbers 19 and 21 Lithuanian Discotech Dad is a most likely *not* their dad. TIL You don't fuck Skyrim. Even when trying to be funny. So this is just a spam post? Just straight up self promotion and money making? 70? 70 is practically Siberia in Georgia ... I'm impressed they are getting two Adele's to perform. Huk Fuck you at least you got the next best one Observable when not observed? Speaking of Roller Coaster Tycoon 3, anyone have any Idea how to rotate the whole screen? I've been playing for weeks but only figured out how to rotate objects Right handed..... Alltid velat göra denna: Every, single, time /\/\ಠ ಠ/\/\ According to this I better move to Cleveland Funny, that's the sort of thing my girlfriend's always saying... **your** Who wants their dick to be gnawed on? You got a problem with posting kitty pics, bra? Holy shitballs! Yeah, gotta give the democrats credit for Ghadaffi! No need to capitalize the first letter of every word in the title What happens when you click it Lamebook! I like my pornstars to remain alive once the film is done. US + Canada = Reddit?! I'm a homophobe and I still This is hardly worth dying for. his face = I had 8 years experience getting out of college. I live in California. My interviews were fantastic. As one person put it 'you are really really good at getting complex ideas across simply succinctly have you thought about teaching'. Me : . That was with Aerojet, who didn't hire me because they took someone with 15 years experience who asked for less cash but led me on long enough for me to feel like a 15 year old boy with his first crush. I knew the person they hired and honestly, I'm happy for her, and we were probably equally qualified for the position. "literal crap storm" Oh yea, cause everyone likes bac.... And then those rubber fuck toys... Reading the subreddit after reading the title has saved so many posts from this face . At first I was You're face is arguing the same point. do banelings usually wear high heels? My friend's cat stands with her head by my mouth in attempt to steal my soul as I sleep. She also licked a wound on my arm while I was sleeping. It was really infected after that. I kissed her nose serious reply. Mine drag Q-tips out of the trash after I use them to clean my ears, and chew them. And I'm all, Apparently carrier is completely gone, and mothership has been removed, with mass recall becoming a nexus ability. But still...removed Carrier, keep Battlecruiser . Really? Oooh well, guess no one will take them, might as well kill them. "Growing Gaming as a sport in Namibia" At least every comment so far is completely trashing this moron... Although 44 people liked it on Facebook why would they use that wording I wish I could upvote this more. Soooo you may have caused death or injury of maybe one to five people, and you decided you'd make it worse by not calling 911 with the phone in your pocket. I don't always find former students on reddit, but when I do, I don't click on their past comments for fear of seeing something I don't want to Your parts list is too cluttered His username is MikeSpader. I would imagine logos are important to sponsors popty microdon Anything with "Wars" at the end of it > formatting much? 2 words? Seriously? ....what did you do ಠ_ಠ [](/angel) There are now several of the box sets on eBay, I hate people that do that, why buy them if you're not going to enjoy them yourself and just turn around and sell them for profit So many people I know wanted a copy... Thats only 8 dots The people who call themselves moon/sun bros makes me lose more and more respect for them and their respective covenants. this is the most disturbing comic I've seen in awhile.. How is exchanging one bill for another supposed to stop the circulation? Is there any way somepony can make a gif of her flipping the cloud? (╯ )╯︵ ┻━┻ Sure! Just PM me your address and I can get some to you guys. Although as a member of the National Guard I don't condone your username, haha. As another former fatass, I too can confirm this. Rest assured, I am *fucking hilarious.* Why is Artosis wearing t-shirt with bronze league logo I think I would have preferred half-eye fry bullshit to witnessing this. I don't know how many times I have seen this image submitted here before... wait until right before christmas when you start seeing shit for the fourth of july, then you'll be all HEY maybe we'll get to see Nestea during the GSL final! Warning, child porn. an upvote and a ** ** I can only assume that you need a napkin now... I've used it likewise, but mostly to ask Siri that person's dumb question while looking up and giving that person the ol' after I liked the page (upper right corner) number changed from 665 to 666 the look of disapproval would be perfect there "the left" u say...while facing towards the monitor or away from it ?_? To those wondering, the OP is probably referring to the Ghost busters vehicle but there is another noteworthy detail to this photo: The auto body shop that has a very steep angle entrance-way causing damage to any car that drives over it quickly (as seen by the scraped pavement) and just about all modded & sports cars. It's absolutely brilliant marketing but very inspiring. They informed me via on-line account message. To be honest with you, thats not exactly the biggest problem at blizzcon Moonee Waters' face in the opening = The way Reddit's agonizing about them, I'd thought there'd be more Kempetai shit going down. You are disappoint. This is how bored I am. Right before my grandmother died, she gave me a box of old coins and silver certificates and such. My younger brother thought fit to take some of those 1957 One Dollar Silver Certificates and spend them on candy. ....you just responded to it. Haha, party in high school? As if my parents would ever have let me out for long enough to party. especially with all the blizzard quotes about how they have more money than they can think of how to spend "Not all theists are close minded after all" Um... I came here expecting a fight. Damn your rational discussion. Time to cruise /r/politics >Fucking wicker. ? "Club" (A blunt, simple weapon): Picture of a Macuahuitl (A complex, edged weapon). ... Refuses to pay hourly rate for vector logo rebuild Am I the only one who thinks this is retarded? ** ** No true Scotsman would call their accent English. Pittsburgh, I am disappoint. no heads.... I have no idea why I'd pay for an app like that. Make sure you include user feedback so we can see which restaurants claim to have gluten free items that really aren't. I'm looking at you Chez Zee No it makes total sense. If nobody gets married, politicians will suddenly stop hating the gays and let them get married! That's clearly the only logical solution here. hardly spoiler rage Google has had voice commands for years. I don't really care how 'personal' it can be... just do what I say. Hell, there are even apps you can DL from the market that are a little more in depth, like Vlingo that will open apps for you and what not. I didn't buy my phone to have a conversation with it It's not funny. ** ** Perhaps artists need to separate hobbies and real jobs This is why we can't have nice things... ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ o.0 When i uploaded it to imgur it messed up my background and actually took a lot away from the work.. The background was a more transparent blue green color that looked more ocean like than just a solid blue background.. Now this looks kimd of stupid Wait, she asked to play D&D and you *hesitated*!? Arc spell requires warp gate research ... Arc spell requires warp gate research ... .... definition of a skank. Arby's with fur. It's Harry Potter . When I tended bar near YVR, some old fart Yankees gave me American dollar coins as tips. Whereas anything 25 cents and under is treated the same, those dollars and half-dollars were worth exactly zero to me since neither banks nor exchange houses will convert coins. Since we were part of a hotel near the airport, we also took American cash. He's no crab, he's a decapodian you ignorant peasant 00:54 The wolves. I am actually impressed myself, I even used commas . I kind of think he just trolled everyone in this thread. Might want to include floors 6 and 8 as well Ouch. That's gotta hurt! You forgot to mention that you gave us Avril Lavigne too. Subway always has a great selection.... but brand???? Waited waited, this is not a gif. Heaven forbid someone should wish to discuss cooking on a cooking subreddit. They prefer to be called Gameboy Americans. * * Soooo you only need to use the bathroom when you're very close to your bathroom. And that's somehow a bad thing. Also Microsoft Works, I for one love the christianbashing pictures on the interwebz, so I'm afraid I can't agree with you. Also, stop randomly browsing imgur for pics. I misread your parenthetical as 'at least 7' as in 7 years old... IT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT MEAL OF THE DAY! Way to make me spit pop all over the library's keyboard and monitor. her saying it doesn't reveal anything to him, you know, since humans have the ability to *lie* After playing, I can honestly say that they look really weird. It's not that they're ugly or anything, but they just look too out of place. When in a huge battle, they look like awkward skinny boxing robots. I think if they were to make them a little shorter and wider like a traditional mech or Goliath, it wouldn't look so -ish. This looks exactly like my best friends dad. > telling a minor.....to get undressed in front of you is legal? Wow. I don't think I've ever *actually* made the face before. Right?! I've had this account for a while, now. Diverse.... . This is a bloody staple here... mfw you think you know what everyone else thinks "Eaten our cold lunch of oil sausages and cornbread washed" It's been a year and I didn't realize... This is good, but..."YOUR NOT LEAVING" no, this one. I just googled it, then copied and pasted it. with a username like that?? Blizzard... There isn't really a story for my first name, but my parents decided my middle names should be a couple of great-uncles first names. One of those uncles is Ukrainian, so they went with "Metro". He promptly Anglicized his name, so he gets to be Uncle Mike and I'm stuck explaining why I'm a form of transportation. Vivid imagination Well now I'm poor that wasn't very nice Reddit: Now with more Upvoted for the username. for the thought you might actually be telling the truth. Can't argue with that. when my cat gets full from eating, she pisses over the left over food in her bowl so the other cats cant eat it you didn't know that at age 8? I still know people older than myself who have never seen Star Wars. WTF I can't this hard enough. Now that she's married, you should probably stop taking pics of her and posting on the Internet. Kinda stalky. That's so Hitler When she's back in Asia, I bet she doesn't even look twice at the Dog-on-a-stick stand... you mean iCock? I got rejected by a girl who said she was a "chubby chaser." ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ I'm not talking about extremely senior citizens, they don't even like color TV. I'm talking about 10-50 year olds that haven't seen it. They know all about it and have tons of opportunities to see it, but haven't. Meanwhile they like the new trilogy. I don't wanna live here anymore. A PC gamer who buys games from gamestop? I'm not a teacher (yet), but one of the teachers in my old high school got in trouble for having sex with two of her students (both at her home and at the high school). She got 9 months in jail and is currently on probation. Driving a convertible during winter Ok well first of all they weren't black and secondly pyTrolls.org, perhaps? I've seen some pretty stupid price checks on basilmarket for rarer/scrolled items, so it's probably not the best idea. (someone saying a perfect glaive in Scania goes for 800m ) True, and Los Angeles water is just I approve Floating flower pot Sourced from the Daily Mail In the middle of Blizzcon? What I'm trying to figure out is why he's driving a G550 if he owns the hottest nightclubs in London and Paris. It just doesn't add up That kid ate salad fingers... It's shit like this... ....……… relevant user name. DAT BUSH. It all comes together! The entire party was just really good marketing for your housemate search . Jesus Christ.. no Some pants would be nice... even the hulk keeps his pants on. Come on now. coach to fix looks? You mean you couldn't care less Blue was about to win, but then server disconnects... how convenient I just saw this sign a few months ago in the town of West Yellowstone in Montana. My wife thought it was hilarious, I was disgusted. I asked why in the world would anyone put that sign up it is so messed up. She said "how so it is just so dad's stop the car what is so wrong with that." I said I thought it was about abuse and she called me disgusting and gave me that look . )) I went to public school in the states. 4 subscribers. I thought that dot was something on my screen ┌( )┘ like this! I knew about that. That account hasn't been used in 4 months, I can have my fun cant I? Dat trigger discipline... I don't get it, oh wait... She just got sick of his name, I don't see what the big deal is. You must be doing it wrong. ..... This is the first thing I thought. Then I realized, heck, they're in love, who cares. But it still bothers me. Yeah, girls are only worthwhile with big or fake tits. I clicked expecting porn. I am disappoint. I have 4 copies of Halo: Reach. 1 legendary, 1 came with the console, 1 extra disc, and 1 GoD digital. BECAUSE I'M THE GODDAMN HALOMAN! NO. I did not deride the other team. Tech won by taking advantage of a weak secondary and a quarterback that loses focus when he's knocked out of rhythm, among other things. First person platforming? Microsoft is marketing this as a new thing . Anybody else thinking that it is beginning to look more and more like Apple? And it can be in Standard Galactic Alphabet! Yes. The SS death's head was used by the American Rangers. Certainly. With his penis. Just too high. First toke in six months, so just one was ( had to look it up on Facebook, so here are the eyes: ) ( Just... what to do? I DO NOT KNOW WHAT THE HECK IT'S EVERYTHING I WANTED AND MORE ) From a Doctor Who fan: Not cool, dude I'm not even going to comment on *your* name. Shame on you Yeah, I don't know what the fuck's wrong with that thread. I can't tell if they are genuinely pissed off or just trolling. The whole killing gay people comparison was rediculous. Pretty much the definition of Isn't this PS3, not Xbox 360? No, I generally don't feel the need to attack such people. Nor do many other people in r/atheism. I do, however, get somewhat annoyed by all the white knights that come galloping in here chastising ridiculous strawmen for not being tolerant enough. I like how you get all these sexy pictures of like Tasteless, and John looking baws etc etc, and then there is Artosis Seriously? Couldn't you have Googled before asking? I'm hoping that the male equivalent to these aren't crotch shots . Sit-ups are terrible for your back.... Aia ca aia, dar CPLM e cu stirea de mai jos Gee thanks. It's funny because Alice's face looks like this: What happened to the whale's teeth? i dont like the jacket of the one on the far right and the shoes the rest is pretty much ok? Stealing your jokes from youtube comments? This happened 1 month ago. You hit Eleanor Roosevelt What kind of spoilers could possibly be posted in r/mylittlepony? I made you a Sweden crest because you said you wanted one. And now you've immediately changed it to Man City. Don't forget sniper/scout and engineer/soldier . You don't complain about all the homeless drug addicts!? Is that... Is that english? Every time... Maybe if you'd tried looking up the *root* word... Cane... I hate to suggest it, but you can get #227 and up for free as an iTunes podcast… >So, I can't remember the name of the song, or the lyrics or the band, I know I know *popular*!? That letter is so Kawaii It's an evening, and I'm totally shattered. I have a simple coursework assignment for Uni to do (installing Apache on a VM, thrilling stuff ) but I feel like hell. Much rather be playing TF2 or sleeping... Internet explorer As a *child*? That almost all straight porn is entirely marketed for men? I GET it, but it's frustrating that everything you click on is a closeup of HER, while HE looks like a complete trash-bag. And he's just ramming her crazy-style and I'm like ... an even greater pet peeve of mine (and, oddly enough, it's also my bf's pet peeve) is that in most standard/mainstream porn the chick is NEVER touching her clit. I KNOW. Some sites have a "For the Ladiezz!" link, but it's always entirely lesbians. Can we all stop pretending that porn is "for men" please? Disprovian-( ) (adj)(n): 1. Of disapproval (He is quite disprovian about those reforms) If we switched bodies for 24 hours, I'd have to show him how to do makeup, and he'd have to show me how to unclog a toilet. But also yes. I totes want to see what this prostate business is all about. Think again I lived in Edinburgh for 14 years. A friend once told me how an American stopped them on Princes Street asking where the castle was and when they were told it was behind them they commented that they thought it would be bigger My tennis captain told me the radar they use in tennis tourneys registers just after impact. The one we tried registered at the net. We are talking quite a difference in reading if this is true. My best was 102 and I have a pretty zippy serve, but 102 is not even a (men) pro's second serve. I hate spiders. I think you might be holding some sort of record for "most downvotes on the albany subreddit" Had a mental lapse once, and decided to scrape some melted solder off a soldering iron that was turned on redditor for 7 months. Well arn't I just captain obvious. internet explorer... What? Don't worry, I didn't get it at first either. I knew she had quite a few lines that referenced her beauty, so all I could think about is trying to pair that with a line about taking your breath away .. then I read the first couple comments.. Why? Knowing history makes you anti-semitic. 7.9 million of those views were people saying 'hey, you gotta see this video, it's awesome.' Don't do this guys, it always ends in disappointment. God dammit. I want my doctors to be twin Jackie Chans from now on. Anything less will disappoint me gravely. A few sentences later it's referred to as "the Marine Trench". You need more regi stream then. I could never sleep after that. Troy... What.... The.... Fuck.... I bet all that trivia was tons of fun. ---> blizzard Uh yea, WTF? What is disrespectful about seeing what happened? I didn't make jokes about it. I didn't poke fun at him. I posted a video of the crash, wished him to rest in peace, and stated that he died doing something he obviously loved. Tell me where the disrespect is. apparently 21 was the lowest number he could get with that account name, so there are 20 other fuck_women redditors You just wanted to make a word that rhymes with orange didn't you? What kind of a pen is that? I've recently found myself teaching myself to do this during class. I'd love to get a hold of one of those pens! Oh yes we do > Uh, what? Not a fan of that. Not at all. "bought us to tickets" ...and they use INTERNET EXPLORER. Yes. And you forgot Redguards. tl;dr Same here, then proceeded to read your post as Brian versus brain...I'm not ready for the weekend to be over Nice bro...surprised there's no other comments Arizona here, California spills over into here all the time and I loath it. Especially the people who moved here because it was cheaper then bitched about how things were different. No shit they were different, thats why it was cheaper here cute!? "Charley, Slim and David skate around at Denver's Riverfront Skate Park." No idea who they are... Your tower is on the desk and your speakers are on the floor. ( ) Yeah, of the dozens of times my cat has thrown up, literally only once has he done so on the hardwood in the kitchen. It's always on the carpet... or the bedspread... or a chair... obligatory: ''height's'' Why is it default -10 degrees? That's *not* what yvaN_ehT_nioJ meant. I don't belive you why hasnt this enzyme been applied to be used in mammalian dna yet? wow, this kinda freaked me out.. i was barely able to read the wiki page with him staring me like that > Sports that don't involve the Sounders in the state of Washington The headline actually made my day. Good thing I didn't actually read it/read comments until tonight Oh god, it's worse in text! I just saw a tiny thumbnail of something weird and body related, and *nope*'d out of there. Thanks a lot, not the pieces are coming together The appropriate reaction to something like that would be this: I would, due to my sunscreen allergy. ahaha. starting to feel like he's just trololol-ing us all. I'm so confused. You know exactly what I mean Carriers will continue to be in Brood War, if I'm not mistaken. Butt fucking was? You took it this seriously but didn't bother to at least measure with skinfold calipers? He seems to have a very difficult time with some simple questions So you're saying, you feel that on Halloween you will need to write a message on your hand... reminding you not to touch the girls. So they do casual meetups on a regular basis? Just today I was wondering if there were a way to single-handingly disable this feature on all installed games. I really despise how you have to select "I don't like fun" to disable that POS. Just today I was wondering if there were a way to single-handingly disable this feature on all installed games. I really despise how you have to select "I don't like fun" to disable that POS. And you sat alone? [](/awman) Uniden NED broke CA! That it is. But judging by these comments, I guess it's frowned upon to play, which I'm just learning now Why??! r/ Same here sort of; but it happens when I look at the dude on the left Besides the legal system and the downvote system. Subtle. Winners don't make excuses Get alien blue. It comes with a drop down menu that has the and much more. Best app ever. The best way I've found is to copy pasta. But someone showed a way to change the keyboard to the language that has the guys on here...but I don't remember how. what makes me the tappable one bro? Haha, challenge accepted The YouTube comments are pissing me off. Everyone on YouTube would've apparently rather preferred to have already seen the jumpy scenes before watching the scary movie... Nice effin mess bro Small child has your tongue bro ? ** ** did I say to lock it? What section were you in? I was in the front row of 404 which were pretty damn good seats. Can't really get an up close look of the people but a great view of the stage in general with nobody blocking my view. All the randomly screaming fangirls had me ing a bit though especially in the beginning before the concert even started. Just screaming their heads off whenever a group name appeared on the screen. You are not helping Wait, looking at your most recent edit: you're asking us to disprove the God of the Bible without disproving Christianity? What the *fuck*, Reddit? I thought we agreed to stop posting facts and only post what we *want* to hear! Goddammit guys, get your shit together and start posting half-truths based on how we feel about things instead of how things actually are. There is also a Counter Strike B-Hop tutorial with the annotation, "Proof of 9/11 being a conspiracy" who said anything about atheism? I said SCIENCE. Now I really want pineapple. I just cut one a couple days ago, but not this epicly. He is too young to be the Hero of Time. Lock up his soul in the temple of time for 7 years. (this makes the second comment I've made about little boys today. ) Oh, is that why there were tourists in NFL shirts on my bus last night? They paid with *cash*. My dad does. * * It's kinda horrifying is what it is. According to the comments, he has quite the fan-base Well, this doesn't seem suspicious or anything so I figured I would check out her website... at max capacity. I want Me Gusta You tell me Being afraid of belly buttons is a legit phobia, Nate! And stop karma whoring my weird habits I think this may be fake. Obviously. we must obey. I speak four languages. Not helpful, tweet_poster. Jubjub was only suppose to get one mcnugget...you were still going the eat the rest of them? UK doesn't go for Halloween.......... also, that fucking soul patch RES has a feature where you click a bottom to type it. I also have a shortcut on my iPhone that types it out. In conclusion: ...what? Yeah, I always seem to have this dream where I'm rescuing my cat from being bitten by a snake. They'll occur in different settings but basically I'm outside of the door of my old house and I can see the snake going into the house from a window. I can't get into the house because the snake is blocking the way and it'll bite me. I think one time I pulled it out back through the window 37,000 comment karma? There's that picture of him in a speedo I saw way back when. They had to do an autopsy to figure that out? That wasn't even *close* to being funny. ###** ** because our choice of 2 parties, ruled by corporate elite money, and the practical slavery of the developing world, are so much better than a religion you disagree with... > > > Redditor for 40 minutes. > > > > > > On the NFL site some fan of the Vikings was defending "If you had a huge guy coming at you you'd kick him in the balls too." ....No such luck, I'm pretty sure it doesn't work that way. I think a player kicking any other player in the crotch for ANY reason is plain disrespectful. > > > > > > > > > > Would you stop with the "HPGary's emails showed a sock puppet campaign". Lets accuse everyone of being sock puppets, that'll help. Many times the door from my stairs becomes jammed. Therefore I have no choice but to take the elevator. The amount of looks I get... Niece, not daughter, ffs. I'm almost afraid to google that. But the baseballs are faster than huntsman arrows He "had his way" with your girlfriend? I don't want to live on this planet anymore. Yea, I started laughing in a waiting room of expecting mothers. Real men--ahh buck it... What!? What vaginas have you been smelling? ** ** You are either a wizzard or Chuck Testa! I meant the button doesn't work. RES runs on my Mac and Opera browser. (although it made the browser so slow that I hade to uninstall it). Currently reading this on my iPhone on an El platform. I'm glad you can be considered a red-head when you dye it Red-heads put to shame. Is that legal? I know people that just learned about alt tab True. I guess using pyro glove makes the game significantly easier. [I can only think of 2 bosses Queelag and Ceaseless Discharge, that fire doesn't work. Even, Gwyn, Lord of **Cinders** is weak to fire. ](/spoiler) Good one. ...why do i have a boner all of a sudden Xin Zhao on release. pew pew penta killll! There were balance issues too... some particle effects were nearly impossible to see. Like, oh, all of Anivia's skills... I don't think we're talking about the same game Thats bull, I love the old systems. We used have 4 Gameboy classics and there all sold. But anytime we have a Gameboy color its sold with in a week of being shelved. Sure you can play Pokemon on a GBA but most people wanna play it the way it was intended. On an other note it doesn't cost us anything to keep something on sale that doesn't depreciate, unlike wii accessory's (╯ )╯┻━┻ You would know? Nope, shit stains are not a usual occurrence with anal. Not for me at least. Bozarking... Oh yeah, forgot about that. I don't think it would be all that creepy if they were all openly gay, but some of them claim to be hetero. a group of hetero men who get together to discuss a passion they share with 7 year old girls... Well if there ever was a thinly veiled group for pedo's, I would have to think this is it. Grown men who claim to be straight and get together to watch and discuss my little pony 7:25 Your nightmare dude! Damn, that's a pretty fucked up prank Is that horse wearing star socks? As a Dad, all I have to add to this conversation is Nope, I use prism stones all the time so I know they can't be reclaimed. Also, those fucking things lie man. I've dropped loads off of ledges to check if the fall was OK and each time it didn't make a horror noise and I attempted to make the jump I still died >...furaffinity.net? They spared no expense, yet *pink* seemed like a good idea for polo shirts Wow, this led me to the wiki page for Rastafari, and I've got to wonder how many people use the symbol of marijuana smoking, without knowing the real religion and belief behind it. I wonder if they'd stop glorifying it if they knew more about the true meaning of the colors and belief system. Because if you like it in the Western world, you're completely against everything Rastafarians believe in, and you're living in "Babylon." Don't even get me started on if you're white. This emoticon: I like how you say be gentle as if people would hate on you. （╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ One sick and twisted person on facebook apparently liked this Twisted fate, AOE Gold card Watching Sunshine reminded me how badass the Sun is. Made me kind of want to become a Sun-worshiper. Wow, the comments on that article are making my eyes bleed. Now going after people for large-scale tax evasion is a direct attack on wealth and a sinister socialist plot? I need to stop reading comment sections on new websites. One minute everyone is bitching that nobody pays enough taxes, then the next they're bitching when people are being prosecuted for not paying what they owe. I give up. Except that bisexual is a real orientation, and agnosticism only makes sense when linked to another term. Motherfuckin Kool-Aid man. Use the door. Why did I automatically assume this was a link to scat? I'm glad I was wrong. Tell them they wouldn't survive in a real college or find a real job. I guess it's karma anyhow for them. And our taxes go towards their welfare checks... ●○ Flickr ... Oh awesome man what did you guys talk abo-- If it was NYC it would be smashed in minutes, not hours but...at least they'd be generous enough to leave something floating in the water Omfg how is that bear doing that? I'd rather not know. Now, back to my I never understood why they don't do the wired stunts with girls. I guess it would lead to a lot of upskirt shots. I really, really miss IntelliScreen. In fact, I still can't believe Apple has not implemented this functionality yet! A pun from a Jay-Z song released 7 years ago? How topical. Coming from AssViolator R/circlejerk is that way He put fucking cheerleaders in the game, man. Cheerleaders. ** ** (staring contest) Downvote for equating politics with rape. Ass. cuz you want in ass ? What? I feel sorry for Americans, having to cope with making the choice between Google Music, Amazon Cloud and iTunes Match why didn't you just say "hey so can I come back another day?" when they said they had nothing in the office to the dull the pain Celebrity gossip juicy Great manicure! They look terrifying Well, I checked you out, because you can never be too careful nowadays....and I'm sorry, but I just cannot love a hipster. Your pumpkin comment was pretty funny though; I'm not sure why you didn't get more karma for that one. Why did you have to write that " " Me too bro...normally I try to change the subject when it comes to Albany They are saying ? How is that even pronounced?! Everyone should google Mayor Jennings...he's a fan of bronzing and tanning (I live in Albany). Poor bastard looks like an oompah loompah, sadly, I think he was given the mayor for life ticket, it's been forever Some of us voted for them specifically so they would be able to do that. CTRL+F " 1. * > FO R" ERROR AND UPVOTED Brown vs. the Board of Education, first precedent to desegregate black school children. How bout that one, did we do good? looks like shop classes in high school could have prevented this Excuses Oh damn She tried it once, there was a dog passing by the car while waiting at a red light... Caught her by the leash before she was completely out the window. I approve, curse you for making me approve The worker's face-> Let's get retarded in here... YOU STILL AREN'T, ARE YOU? Ya wot!? What do you think he means? "The idea is expected to make a big splash." I approve ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ I don't think this applies here... You have my pledge when I post again I'll keep it shorter. SO HELP ME GOD... Maurice Jones-Drew is practically dropping the ball every play Socks, sandals. No Mine does... "IHOP menu" ... Prove it and we might take you seriously. Might. He's talented, but that's nothing like Picasso at all. wow not even penalties help this raven's offense ** ;** Jesus is the new black Sidebar for Sportscenter 2 Tebow Times... Next they'll make car manufacturers liable for the way people drive. It's spread to the uk now also >The bailout was under Bush I just lost it at that last paragraph. Millions spent on research, with bans on tasting, then some Russian journalist grabs a fistful from the petri dish and just fucking eats it Because the President did all of those things himself Dude I think you blew your tonsil out of your nose *Some people get passionate for the things they love*. I got me ... *must not be in denial* a...a....uh...a jolly rancher AHHHH NO! But, what will we do with all the people locked up for something that is legal? Set them free! Because children never curse their parents You're talking out of your ass. The reason people credit Jobs is because he draged the company out of a sinkhole and has been its public face ever since, he is all people know. I have always seen him credit his team on every keynote. I have never seen him say that he, himself, designed or engineered anything. Cop with a goatee Dude, I feel you. Every damn time I check out a restaurant website, it seems that I find a new way to be shocked at how stupid design can get. I want to call a local place that sells cornish pasties for some tasty delivery, Awesome! Go to copy the phone number into GChat's phone call widget...NOPE! The number's in a damned image. Either is applicable. Oh no a 1 year old with social anxiety? Reddit is now officially my Facebook wall. I've got me a pittie mix at home. Big 'ol ugly dude, with the sweetest personality in the world. Unfortunately, most folks first impression isn't of personality, but of PIT BULL!! Oh I wish I could have done that, I know you won't believe me, but it was a group of four guys taking turns on their 5X5 routine on one squat area and then on the other squat area there were two guys taking turns. My cat did this. One day around Christmas time I saw like a quarter inch piece of tinsel sticking out of my cats ass. I was like wtf!?! I grabbed it and he proceded to walk away - the tinsel was about 10 inches long Because it's what my plugs look like. And they're 220v. No units?? And you call yourself an engineer?? This is like comparing Google and Bing by how many search results they return Did somebody go poopy in their briefs??? Yeah..especially when you are stealing from another NGO to fund your own. Stop hitting on me. what about pet bunnies? oh my... YOU WIN! can we all go home now? yes, "i need backup!" was the closest thing to "medic!" i could find. When a Heavy keeps moving into the fray with no ammo just because he's ubered. Diarrhea is 8 letters, . aren't we all? |an asshole friend got drunk and drank the last third with orange juice this weekend Yeah that's the reason, most definitely I wasn't going to downvote you then you bitched about downvotes multiple targets? You would not believe how common this is. I work at an ER, and people leave shit embedded for days *or weeks* before coming to get it removed. Yeah, my uncle had that happen ... Except the spider laid eggs *in his ear canal*. Finally we have a release date! .... for a trailer. Looks like I delivered ;-) You were supposed to lie down and die quickly (ﾉ )ﾉ彡┻━┻ Yep.....that's what the half-arrows back and forth mean. Glad that's what he took away from the picture. No smileys uh? Anthrax. Try having a leech attached to the tip of your urethra 5AM **in the morning** Hey! I use my perfectly functional typewriter all the time without any problems you're not even an adult kiddo **HA**-ha-ha-h.......- ...Shining my shoes, hilarious... what do you mean YOU people? I thought he was being ironic at first, my mistake.. ( )(ಠ益ಠ) (º _ º) Just realised I subconsciously carbon copied the title of another sub accidentally Weren't you thinking of the Children when you made that? If you were, please stop thinking about the children. Dammit! Mental patient has access to screws and paperclips I just assumed it was reverse arch, then I saw the cabling Hahaha... o yes i can see why it such a small thing easly forgotten The only thing I have below Rec is my card, I have the card right below the GTX 260 . I should still be fine tho, SKYRIM!!! People were a creative bunch back in the day... 'Thankfully?' ┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ) （╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ Uh huh... Im not buying it because I cant run it on my laptop missing one Same thing here. 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Yeah, how awful that you relieve yourself in a place with water and soap running over the floor.. *HEY*. We are fucking REAL, goddammit. There is no way this is already 11 years old... I spent the entire video watching and waiting for you to rescue a calf from a channel 7 years!!? (╯ )╯ ┻━┻ Cannot be unheard And some retarded digimon furry porn. What I'm more worried about is why nobody else has posted with this same problem. Some nerds out there aren't being very clean... Well fuck. This is reddit look at any stories comments because the 1st, 2nd and 3rd comments are usually helpful and relevant to the story but then they are lost in a sea of replies that are all circlejerk puns, tired overused memes and plain ol' derp. Go on just look..... You don't have to be very old to remember that We get less Americans in KFC's over here, funny that. Definitely prefer you with longer hair, and I like your eyes. But yeah, you are absolutely not remotely ugly or even average, you are above average =D! That last pic really shows your figure in a good way, like I want you next to me type. Ok enough of the creeper talk Why was the black guy the fastest? Someone downvoted the bot . Who did it?... Great shot but I still twitched when I saw the abundance of snipers on the crane. In the vein Should be called 'Tk'ers for jets' This isn't the place to be if you're that easily offended yeah, like the dubstep isn't bad, but dear god that rap is unforgivable Haha yea I have a friend who got hand to hand was ridiculous, I searched to see if anything for me was glitched, it says Ive owned 8,987,623,446 horses, I got the short end of the stick. Who are you calling fat? roll what? I hope it's nothing related to drugs at it would massively damage my religious feelings.. Yep. My sister is a Nicole! No, what you do is "don't go" to australia... from oregon. It's not easy being green "Let's all hope Hines Ward's injury is serious" I've been that friend who was awkwardly "asleep" while my friends snuck a quickie. Trust me, the friend knew Ye, she is sometimes a bit inconsiderate. "teaching" is not her strong point. Can't blame her though. She's my tokenasiangirl and id rather keep her happy than keep her annoyed ;) she's the devil incarnate . not a good title I don't know wether I should be laughing or go like Abortion and adoption are *NOT* methods by which to absolve you of responsibility. FLIP A TABLE You talkin bout my family! It's remarkable that objects orbit on basically the same plane and in the same direction as the planet's rotation. I guess magnetic fields explain this, thus reinforcing my frustration with understanding magnets. It actually got better again after mine (i'm last in the image). I should post it for karma but ...Shut up. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ < ------- everyone in this thread Just thought someone could help with something more simplified. But thanks for your input. Discussing evolution with religious person and they came up with this gem: "Didn't they they disprove evolution when they disproved the big bang?" - Aboot time. I have a Garchomp card that's weak to... normal. I know they have no other choice, but it just makes me >"Because only theists are pro-life " Fixed? You're never too old for LEGO. TIL FUCKING NOTHING YOU ACCIDENTLY YOUR CAPS LOCK.... Let me get this straight: you somehow already "know" how your future girlfriend will react to a physically and emotionally traumatizing event? 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Also, I have no idea why you go downvoted for asking a simple question, both in your original post here and in your response to my initial post in this thread. Haha, I would've come this time but my computer has been broken and SOMEONE didn't call me.... I know exactly what you mean. One time I was in an argument with a coworker about the Iraq war. He started getting louder and shouting more as I brought out fact after fact to prove my point. At the end he shouts that he doesn't pay attention to politics and doesn't know all that much but I was obviously wrong. Except you weren't subscribed I'm a Hispanic and I don't know how to react. Should I give you the or admit that I chuckled? Looks like my room when I was 12 you'd only be spiting yourself, my friend. think about it. Guys standing around with machine guns and flip flops. That is what I mean by "Those kind of people" More or less a Omnia W in a bigger case... * ( ) "If it's brown" * ( )>--■-■ I'm an aspiring stewardess. 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An old guy was usually working cashier and he never made small talk with me, even when I'd ask him how we was doing etc. He'd just mumble and go Holy crap, chill man > > Hear that guys? Next time you make a post and even **think** about using the [10], remember UncleLester. Wells Fargo? I betcha have a facebook too. well played Stock graphs: OH MY GOD THAT CLIFF IS THE SIZE OF MY FUCKING MONITOR! GOOGLE STOCK DROPPED BY...0.002%. We should chip in to see the owl in the pants "Technology, like water, permeates every crack." Nice try, John. Don't forget about state taxes. It's usually a hidden cost. Some states you pay about 10% more. Put down plastic on your couch so no one pisses on it during the night What I got out of this is that literally no one watched this show, and it STILL had more episodes than Firefly. As a Medic who's been obliterated due to Gunboat Soldiers not only lacking their shotgun, but simply rocket jumping away when I'm getting attacked, I think I'm well within my rights to talk shit about them. piratebay.org I see what you did there. Now, now... perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything. Woah, maybe he wasn't such a bad guy after all She's 17. Still could be considered a trap. BTW Erika you should avoid putting too much info about yourself. Especially since you have a strongdislike for stalkers. This is how it starts.... Still? ** ** exactly like our people... Tony Stewart was the one I actually spitted drink all over my monitors because of how funny looking he was. Don't know if I meant that in a insulting way or just birthday surprise i like it. Happy birthday!! birthday surprise i like it. Happy birthday!! At first I was all , but then I ಠ◡ಠ ..The other post. That is not one would describe as fighting against regulation. Glass cannon on a melee champ != assassin I shouldn't read fiction because I didn't gain anything from The Great Gatsby? Look who's a high and mighty arbiter of taste, protecting the right of mediocre high school lit to stand for the whole of fiction. That happened to me and I was just like ┻━┻ ︵╰( )╯︵ ┻━┻ "youse" ┻━┻ ︵╰( )╯︵ ┻━┻ I'm pretty sure he was being sarcastic ┌( )┘ Don't worry guys, I've got this. We are courteous and respectful, please drink tea with us in r/Circlejerk ┳━┳ ╯(°-°╯) My friend changed lanes in the middle of an intersection and I asked him if he knew it was illegal. He told me that when he was taking his driver's test, the instructor asked him to change lanes and he waited until after the intersection to do it--and then the instructor told him he could have changed lanes in the intersection to do it sooner. The spot you bit swells and so you keep biting the same exact place. It sucks. Also not related at all to the original post, except for the fact that they have similar titles and neither are ironic. I thought he was supposed to be pedobear for a second. I was like " : Come on dad!" I find it unlikely you have an offer without interviewing with specific teams first No they didn't I love mean girls. Obviously you didn't see Independence Day. Does this make me derp? I got the same thing but a charge for $79. Fiancee is raging and it doesn't actually say if it's from Origin but thats the amount I paid And to that sad fact, I say: Why do they have to be black Or, you know, this needs to be anywhere. Why only the US? It..is? I was in the left lane and there was a red light. An ambulance came down my lane and I had no choice but to run the red light and turn right to make room for it to go through. Next thing I know I am getting a ticket from the cops. I touched myself. I wasnt but I am one now Definitely. As a student at CSU, I remember last year thinking, "hmm, it's getting warm, I'll have to start wearing shorts again tomorrow." When I woke up the next day, it was snowing to reiterate: I use LaTeX... Good lord am I the only one? I see what you did there ** ** How's that? Better? that lock doesn't make any sense; there's no need to rotate first, yes it's clearly made to do so She fingered it. So, people like you are what give atheists a bad name. All just stuff said, nothing reinforced, and just general asshole-ish "I hate Christianity". Stop that. Good save. guns pointed every which way 24% I didn't even notice since I was playing Battlefield 3 with headphones. It blended right into the chaos. How long are you holding your hits... Why would you do that to someone Scumbag Steve ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Them. He also could have just moved with her instead of autoattacking. Out of curiosity I checked out a random music video of theirs. I think it was called Oh! I didn't even get a minute into it and I had to stop. Nothing against the music or anything. It just bothered me to no end that they were using an iMac G3... Those things are a decade old!!! but my role mostly tanker / supporter and kdr around 0.92 not sure either i can control mid lane when facing a good opponent. any idea? > Edit: I am being sarcastic! I thought it was obvious, my apologies. I was tempted to order them until I noticed that they pay no attention to the inseam length. It's almost winter, I don't need to be ordering capris. You're doing it wrong! Haha. It would seem so My mom did the same thing with me and our dog. Dammit mom. There's no real way anyone can work it down for you. You need to troubleshoot it from here. You should immediately change your PS and SATA cables straight away. If you do that and find new drives are dying it's the SATA controller. But since you work in IT you DO know how to narrow this down don't you? Now whenever i see a rainbow, it'll remind me of this and just ruin my mood. ( ) "This bathroom" ( )>--■-■ This. Was. Just. Posted. Yesterday. Snicker....... 2 seconds ago... I came here to read something witty about how people are having to many kids and I find nothing. Haha! Nice costume… That goddamned hand animation. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ That Bitch. "But I would go to jail for her." That's what I was expecting. Reddit has corrupted me. first of all "previous owner" . And what if there is a critter below. Someone's going to have a bad day. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ I'm debating cancelling my Halloween Party this weekend just to play... You all circlejerkers Sorry, I don't feel like paying $11 to see the same old dusty farm furniture and ratty animal exhibits again, and the current batch of quilts and photographs taken by the staff doesn't sound worthwhile to me. I mean, quilts? really? Which is why he didn't get hurt last game, minus that play where Landry nailed him and he had to sit out one play, and VY threw an INT . I swear, he's giving us the . >that is really creepy 1/3 site url is theweekendmap.com/**new_york_citys** My sister and I went to a high school that required uniforms. Despite the fact that we wore different color shirts (white and light blue, the only allowable variation) we constantly had classmates asking us why we dressed alike all the time How did your LED monitor break? >The number one defense that has allowed less than seven points a game is lacking? (> )>ｻ...Excuse me sir, I was eating there. This is not a "how to". i feels ya. i think i didn't even get a single 10 games winstreak, even though i have good win lose rate and 2k wins This is ridiculous. I met him too!! I was more than tired and had more or less no energy left on the way back (they told us it would be an easy hike you could do in your sandals ). This little guy followed us from the summit back to the camp (the plateau kind of thing between 3 and 4). It was almost as if as soon as he knew that I was ok, he left us. Not sure if we took a picture, it's amazing to see this here! What's going on here? Assault class... Put your damn tongue back in your mouth, this isn't Facebook. Apparently every subreddit must have only 1 post. Almost no matter what's posted somewhere, someone always chips in with "This would be better in r/[marginsubreddit]".. no be a man and drink it straight up TIL you can use / / in a url. mind=blown. Scumbag Procreate - Goes on sale the day after I buy it. So a *first person shooter* isn't about killing things... I assume you're making some attempt to accuse me of worrying to much about KDR, but you missed my point. If you want to drive around and look at the pretty scenery then have a day, but I play these games to shoot at things, and for the record I always PTFO. Ta oublier Fairview dans ton rêve. >Great, now everyone will know reddit is full of pedophiles and hackers! Week 3: 275.1 for 49.9 lbs total lost. You better, because if you don't you are going to look really silly for not wearing it. Fuck that, I'm out. ( )╯︵ ┻━┻ Alcoholic class is Cherokee... Cousin Billy-Bob after losing one of his arms in the thresher. •Attributed to John Lennon. Browse Reddit. What if you just stop giving a fuck what the otherside thinks and spend time more productively The fact that your dad works with rapists and pedophiles and that there was such a hatred for them may have influenced your attraction. In fact, it's sort of human nature to want what you're told not to. Remember the story of adam and eve? They were told they couldn't have the apple but since they didn't know why the apple was bad, they were naturally curious. You were told that pedophilia is such a bad thing but you never really fully understood why. Empathy can really help you out in this situation. Sometimes it's best to live vicariously through others to find out life's lessons to fully understand your paraphilia better. I'm not sure if your father knows about your urges but I would try talking to one of these convicted pedos. If you can, get them to explain what they did and make sure they don't leave out the small details (i.e. the kid's reaction/feelings at the time). In essence, it should be the equivalent of viewing something first hand to actually see for yourself why it's bad, hopefully without actually having to watch child porn, in which case there seems to be plenty of that on the darknet. Haha thanks to Reddit, I had to be curious and do research on that and saw some things I really didn't need to see in my lifetime I lost 35 pounds. Only dropped one pants size but went from a D to in between C and B cup. haha, we have a squirt bottle we use for getting the cats off the counter. I could just do a single mist of it in the face with a . Cordcutters......neonatal nurse...... Winter is here in Amarillo. We got a few inches of snow today. I 'd myself!! iPhone 4 had that service enabled but no current or recent activity. iPad (1) had been having decreased battery life since iOS 5 update and sure enough this service was actively running. "willing to investigate for yourself" i.e. Go on reddit. "Ice arrows like Link" Uh... your inbox messages. Why does something beautiful like this not even have 300 upvotes when their are random pictures of people's pets that get 1000 upvotes everyday Not sure if being warned or trolled. Double play on a bunt that wasn't a pop out apparently owning a replica is an investment..... But I DVRd it Dude, I'm going to upvote you for this, but remember: you owe me one You username is confusing to pronounce ** ** Yeah, US military is known for treating civilians with respect and dignity. [](/louder " ") "..." Emerald Jarate Powerful storytelling? . Battlefield 3 has a lot of things, but the campaign falls short of "powerful storytelling." I read "fap trap" [](/b12 "I'm not so sure! My second gen iPod touch is very smooth and shiny all over. C:") But an iPad has more storage space than a nano, right? Or am I just that out of the loop. I can't afford to buy any more Apple products after paying for a MacBook Pro with AppleCare and then having the logic board go _immediately_ after that expired. Me too...literally felt like it was going to suck me in and I couldn't breathe And she liked her own post Sounds like a troll to me. oh yeah. All my friends work at the McDonald's in our town. Their title is like, cashier, presenter, grill. I tell them I'm a "sandwich artist" they look at me like Yes, everything is backed up with the system. Why would anyone need 750,000 messages? Even the best phone is unlikely to be optimized to handle that! Mink whales and dolphins are hardly endangered, fuckwit. Get your facts straight you fucking hippie son of a bitch. Just for your comment I'll order double whale this month. This reminds me why I hate paypal, I have 77 cents in my account and the steam sale will be over by the time i'm able to transfer any more money in. Thanks homie. Now feast your eyes on Nick Ledesma being informed that he is on reddit. His response? "Whats reddit?" 4 Ever I just was thinking about that, how many people are going to ...think about it....come back and subscribe. so you're not out, you're just I hate you. Why the hell did you get downvoted so much? You showed support for the comment that got in 2 minutes before the identical comment currently at 34 karma. Your username... Anyone else try to hit his X to close the tab instead of theirs? I do simply because I enjoy a straight up arena shooter over open world combat with vehicles. I never attempt to compare the two or argue which is better. They each have great points to them and stupid points to them. Every opinion is valid... no one has to fight... no one... has to fight... The what? Yeah, I think that's what kinda kills it for me. It's almost too big. One of my heavily christian friends tried to use the fact that "They found a painting of Jesus" as proof for his existence. Yeah, that gunfight after the ***PRESEASON*** game was definitely the best way to handle things. No it was used, I only found it uncapped after my brother used it Stupider? He waited one year for another copypasta? Your username... Love the on the chick to the left. Thats a really HOT. Halloween costume! So the US were recently invaded by koreans ? (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ I feel like I would need a very powerful hallucinogen to even begin to sort through the WTF of this picture Bisexuals don't *oscillate*, dude. Wow. This guy doesn't know what he's talking about. Diet Dr. Peper? srsly my mom never took that shit off her PC, she got pissed when i was going to. Srsly I almost took him serious. Then he said dream writer Wil Wheaton... pffft! bwahahahahaha NOPE! ...the fuck? I *love* hockey. That "red" heifer is brown There's no reason to think LE is any character other than himself. I'll repeat: NONE. Most of us just joke about it but I can't choke back a when I see people seriously discussing which character we already know must this other character be. "suddenly shit on the screen" im assuming sarcasm... I was being sarcastic. When my coworker's mom died, she was cremated. When my coworker was transferring her ashes from a temporary urn to the permanent one, a huge, recognizable piece of the mandible fell out Dead grandmother... Adult entertainment... Grannyfap... Like a fucking boss. Good job on cooperating and just being honest. People don't realize that when you lie to cops, they usually know you're lying, and that's when they get pissed. Your honesty (thought you did lie at first I'm assuming lol) probably helped you out. It irritates the fuck out of me when people get pissed off when cops do their job (i.e. "Fucking asshole cop gave me a fucking speed ticket, that dumb fucking piece of shit" - well, we're you speeding? "Well, yea, but..." ) And full disclosure, my father was a state trooper, so yes, I'm a little biased, but still. I find it hard to understand. A negative reaction to the posting a rape joke in a sex positive space is "touchy"? -reads username- How could you watch all of that Stargate and only watch *most* of Firefly? It's also a pain to try bras on. *I* don't find them particularly fun. I just cup them over my shirt (which is over a bra i'm already wearing) and call it good But his story wouldnt have made sense if he hadnt pointed out she was black! :) So yeah... This confirms that I would find twins having sex kinda hot dubstep remix... Oh damn. Now that you mentioned it... 3 posts in and I just got Belaired. No u He started raging at the Trist too Boooring Could be even worse...the Wiz > Oh. My. God. Dunkey is SO BAD Fuck, how many times does this have to be reposed? It's just some shit Bollywood nonsense FFS Try actually living on the URI campus. There is literally no avoiding it. Ambulances every night. Arrests every night. And plenty of brawls and screaming matches......lets not forget about the Riots. I could probably count the number of hours I've slept while being here on two hands. I ... um ... uh ... At this point- pretty much nothing, so I'm diving in ASAP. How should I go about charging people? I'm unfamiliar with the going rates and the "laypeople" seem to have no clue themselves. A guy at my work the other day asked me how much a 4 page website would cost to get developed. He seemed to think it might be around 1000 dollars (!?) but seemed dubious on hiring me It was in The Simpsons. On this subject, if I see a YER spy uncloak behind a friendly sniper, I'm firing that rocket, *Tyye* Working for the pro-BPA lobby here. They've got some big plans for the future! people people, can't you tell this is the "pancake theory" in action here? It's quite possible he was annoyed you didn't make a move, I mean not many guys I know would use each others laps as pillows, let alone allow their hair to be played with. In n in n in n in n in ..and that's right around the corner from the eastman. Why not get up and change the channel? " \/ -> O " HADOUKEN! , oh wait.... One year I dressed up as Slash from Guns n Roses. A kid thought I was Abraham Lincoln. No, I don't think charities are evil. I really like some of them, the Red Cross for example because sometimes they go the extra mile and give 100% of your donation to people in need. I am not a fan the ones which are just in it for the money. I don't care if people make a living, I care when they fatten their wallets when I am trying to give. If some guy was feeding the homeless and you gave him $100 and he kept $60-$80 you would probably do this or take it back. With all these female Links I'm starting to develop a fetish for Link You forgot to say No Homo. JUST STOP FUCKING WITH US! Some of the worst play... on both sides. Almost... It's probably a joke. And I second OnnenFleur. Why take a picture of your screen with your phone? or does she? "it blew me away" I gave someone a boost the other week and was unpleasantly surprised to discover that *both* terminals on my battery are black. Thanks. I'm on my iPhone, I can't copy embedded video URLs Whilst I understand the mechanics of shareholder voting schemes, it continues to blow my mind that job failure (even by the odd performance standards at the CEO level) means Joyce should receive a 71% pay rise. "Please upvote this thread for visibility" The point is moot, we are all the 99% and can't afford such lounge type material First time a clown, of any kind, has really actually creeped me out. Dammit, Utah I'm leaving you as soon as possible. > Stop that shit. You're making us look bad, and likely disrespecting your ritual. What of Randy Anderson? His little act cannot be found anywhere on the internet. What have you people done with that man I learned bout Suthuk early, when I asked a cabbie to take me to South-wark and he gave me a I came expecting a comment like this to be the top vote Ents? This isn't /r/trees ** ** My grandmother is a chef and my family happens to live in the apartment above her restaurant. One day, when I was in kindergarten, I decided to watch her as she was made rabbit cacciatore. As she butchered the rabbit, she put the kidneys in a clear container, which she handed them to me. I thought they were awesome and brought them in to show the class the next day. And an asshole science says that marijuana causes addiction..... There is an infant in there Which is true ... They would end up burning the flag because they're all just a bunch of fuckups anyway. Thank you. I was about to post the same thing. I enjoy how it has the length of time for a domesticated animal.... And yet another *facepalm* for today. I just keep seeing more and more stupid things today. And only about half of that was on the Internet. It was only a murder! heh heh heh... Actually Purolator have a office at Bleeker mall, so i won't totally say they are bad. but ya, having the pick up location so far out is just plainly bad  Exactly. We did the PSATs and the entire "Critical Writing" portion was just grammar problems. I feel like it was the easiest part of the entire test, and everyone else claimed it was the most difficult. Why would you post a link to that whore of a website? I hate you for your socialist Utopian freedom I in your general direction... You can do what you like, but that kind of blatant ridicule for the commonly held beliefs of this forum will go over like a lead balloon here. It would be like making fun of the OWS protests in r/politics; you just get a lot of These comments... You're probably right. Although I find it kind of scary that a guy would be at the technical level where he wants to build his own synthesizer, yet he still thinks they're called "Moogs." You're not allowed to kidnap Zach and take his skin like that. You should put it back before anyone notices. wait a minute, i get a whilst the creepy jokes get karma? &#3232;\_&#3232; OH SWEET JESUS. Oh God, I was supposed to have a twin, but it "dissappeared" in the womb(apparently, this can happen). I might have the tiniest bit of anxiety now. Yes, that's what implies. Hm, I don't know, maybe the fact that he was hit with a projectile from the police's direciton hard enough to cause a two-inch-long skull fracture? digg ** ** You mentioned indiana but not Iowa???? That is basically my reaction to what just happened...That was probably one of the most disgusting things I have seen. The worst kind ** ** So it really was a baby corpses mashup... and they couldnt find a better ball? Did anyone else notice the dog in the bottom left corner ? Yeah, sorry about that. I was hoping to find a larger picture so it wouldn't look like a .gif, but the best one I could find was apparently on a white supremacy site so yea I see what you did there.. Poor Sivir, for a second I thought the top rated comment on YouTube was refering to her, since none plays her Dude, wtf, and why did i laugh? Meanwhile man united get to stroll into the semi-final against crystal palace increase range on timebomb? why? also time warp with a sustain feature? i think zilean is fine as he is currently. That bitter-looking old man... Death is actually illegal. The punishment for it is death Is that... Red on the portal gun? Boobs do not make up for a mistake My order was placed on the 13th, from apple.com. Still "Processing Items" Especially since Terra Nova is 4th The 1000% markup is more efficient at making profit than just selling a candle. Cannibal porn? So, you played the laugh taunt to show that? They don't feel a thing? Wait... when I unlocked my hybrid, I never got a Pan-Terran decal... *** *** Yeah...about that: She's your cousin, bro. Knock it off Still mad, bro? Not a single Derp Sweet! But now the FBI is coming to get you too. Look kid, There's no need to respond intellectually to preexisting intellectually bankrupt comments, nobody is going to fight fire with fire. You are entitled to your opinion, but dont expect people to agree, especially if you portray your view while sounding like a heartless and ignorant prick, then whining about getting downvoted and trying to insult other people's comprehension. They call it karma for a reason. If you can't stomach the downvotes shut the fuck up. The hell does that dichotomy come from? South Korea and Japan are both much more equal than either the US or India, and they're certainly not living in huts. Hold on, this is an actual commercial they show in the US? She probably wants a gift. Or for you to baby her for a while. I dunno, why don't you understand your wife? ... Walmart? Agreed, I watched that part in stunned silence. That woman is permanently scarred for life. Read this as fisting something really needs to be done about this. You love small boys? Your life sucks because your family lets you sleep in and you get angry when you play your videogames? You're not sure if bagass titties are a good thing? Holy jesus, did I type bagass instead of bigass twice!? J'aime les petits garçons. Also, where did you learn that ? I don't think even Steinman would work on that thing . Is that Big Ben in the background? It... what? How... It's what Chennaz linked to at the top of this thread I agree with the first statement. I was trying to tackle one argument at a time though. I tried pointing out that the cost of getting a degree had gone up almost 250% (inflation adjusted) since he got his in 1985. Nonetheless, he responded saying this: "So it costs more to get something you want. That does not make it harder. It just means that you might have to drink Miller High Life for a year instead of imports. You may have to forgo that new XBox 360 slim or a few visits to Starbucks. Big deal." Why? ... Dum dum durr-um dum dum dum dum dum ... ... Trebuia sa fie The Imperial March (Star Wars) &#3232;\_&#3232; its so bad here and I live on a hill which makes it even worse for driving That is the most perfect Chris Hansen costume I have ever... oh wait I get it. It must depend hugely on what stage you are at in training though, when starting out larger gains are going to be easier obviously so I don't know how well that rule applies across all stages of training. I know I have still been adding on more than 10% per week because I am fairly new to training, but then I have also started developing pain in one of my hip flexors MYSPACE If a person asks me if I'm 18 and calls me a cutie pie in the same sentence that's generally an indicator that I don't want to have sex with them. I read it as "oiled." Fap... I thought the thumbnail looked like a ballsack. You have better not be my diabetic brother This convo sounds like something a advertiser would say, if they started advertising on reddit hannahwartooth comprehensively explains one rationale for why people have large weddings. Short, non-descriptive reply saying some did the exact opposite with no explanation as to why has more upvotes. I'm at work right now, this means I have to an extra hour because of those damn clocks ** ** At first I was like 'hey, that sounds like it could be a classy line from a movie', and then I was like One does not simply at NukeThePope. reputation on youtube Three words: in-app purchases...I hate being tricked into downloading a "free" Apple app, only to find you have to pay to do anything in it...would rather pay for the app... Oh ffs. No WS appearances for the Giants? Why the fuck did you take a screenshot? Why didn't you just link? isn't it plausible that an organization with unlimited funds could find some of the people behind anon? I didn't say every member... Despite the awesomeness of the girls themselves, goddamnit I've seen so many fucking Nintendo costumes this year and every year since I can remember. Can't get any more original than something from 20-some years ago right. Shit, dress up like Mario and say you're from Gyromite. Might be cool. Might. -waits for the downvote storm- DUDE - Her court trial was like THREE MONTHS AGO. damn you're hot Always Nuclear powered airplane crash So I always hoarded jewels, fancy weapons and expensive books... but boots? I don't know many people that like Tallahassee; what part of town do you live in, eh? How do you sink an island So was I... I came here to say the same thing i see what you did there Larry the Cable Guy has a show on History as well. "came on her" They started a riot Made an account just to join Dreddit. Old people with any technology is hard. Try watching your mom use a computer. Instead of typing "website.com" my mom types it in Google. I guess you know how the gay works too bro gaybrofist MAKES ALL THE DRESSES!!!!! Im on the same page as you bro, she has something Audrey didn't..dunno what, but she got something Remember a ghost did it. It's called ectoplasm Yea that guy makes some pretty disturbing/disgusting stories but the art is great so.. Wrong subreddit buddy. I am not amused! Everybody always forgets Bunnicula. We know. No no they're just engineers. "Pin Number" ... ௫ ) I've got 99 problems, and reposters ARE one of them. YES. YES YOU ARE. better question, how do you pronounce " " in English? I guess I'm the only one wondering why a COLLEGE APPLICATION ESSAY had topic material relating to religion. Sounds typical for application material to cover hot button issues like that. Agreed, props to anyone who can heal. My alt is a tank and I try to make sure before every pull I don't have a healer low on mana. DPS might whine but they better appreciate not being dead. 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I told her east of broad is her best bet. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ good news is that you will stop the first time you'll shit yourself. will you? I'm amazed at the ignorance of all the comments that assume people want this website as the sole decision of their vote. Shame on you guys! You assume your reddit brethren are idiots. Shame on you!!! Hoth's Polar Bear doesn't like Empire Probe Droid Well now it does. Nothing is THAT " ". "imporváveis" Yeah. They re-used BC1's engine and ported the guns straight on over and totally didn't create an entirely new game engine or anything. No, you're MY vanilla twilight. (seriously what the hell is that ) Finally decided to ladder? You're rank 3 diamond Hmm u say feel free to join then instantly denied my application Why would you fold it? How to train your dragon to sex in the city? The commentary sucks too. "They only ran the ball one time on the last drive" It was a 3 play drive. We went from talking about children to penis sizes... I love how the Warning is at the bottom of the website.. I'm sensing a r/circlejerk.. "OMG this is how i found out i hated religion!" then "Dude, no way. Me too. We must be fucking geniuses!" "HELL YEAH!!" *reads username I've seen this car before, do you live in the Sunnyvale / San Jose area? I just watched the Matrix last night for some weird reason and you are absolutely right. You guys are all stupid, this is from Space wars. Am I not allowed to down vote my own comment? This doesn't belong in r/NotSafeForNature In the school library and decided to click on this..... I thought he was going for Steve Jobs. Seems to be Africa's answer for everything ... >West Virgin. You save $0.01 What the actual shitting fuck. Enough internet for today, I think. Well I got it.. The spring is sort of twisted and somehow the floor plate slid up sideways into the magazine. I ended up letting my anger get the better of me and just put the screw driver in the hole and prying the floor plate off. Pretty much destroying it . You look like moos from the it crowd I did that yesterday Meh, it is what it is. I prefer to do the Gvoice thing. I can legitimately say that it's a phone number of mine...nevermind that I can't actually use it because it's stuck in the setup I can't exit out of and can't finish because it's broken. What I posted was a obviously a joke. Why does this seem to happen every year? I will downtoke you, *respons**e**bly*. "Zipper head" What the hell? Halloween i Norge? He must be stopped! This cannot continue! Or when it doesn't involve children . Like this wasn't gross enough already "if you feel like fapping text or give me a call." Why would you show your five-year-old self your dick??? It's not a carrot . You're really reaching for reposts aren't you? I guess the pinky's in the other ear Redditor for 1 Hour Yea. They went with Santorum Playing it via wireless What the hell is a McRib? It sounds scary and delicious at the same time (McD's does ribs over there?!?!?!?!) Bob Costas just called the CN Tower the Space Needle. He clicked to level up his skill . he wasn't really the event host I don't like clicking on links unless they automatically turn my sound up, drop my firewall, and post naked pictures of me on the internet. Pilot here. This is just in bad taste... (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ Unless you live in Southern California, where you need to shave your legs in the winter regardless. It got to be something like 90 degrees in January this past year GlaDOS. I want her to talk to me on my phone instead of Siri. Her voice turns me on. I was 7 and listened to Aaron Carter I see what you did there Upvote for that image. Nice posture * * 1701mhz. ௫ ) Are you posting this for sympathy or for further embarassment? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Ok, you win. Week? Just scrolled to the bottom I tried to scroll down to see the rest of the gif. great description.. How dare you ask about 4chan on reddit... Someone just unsubscribed. Why don't you ask them... Well I tell you this much you are not me. sounds grueling but my hands got sweaty just imagining it with my gym's routes in mind...must do this tomorrow Jeff Dunham.. Dane Cook... Great, now people will keep trying to make it viable when it should've long been left behind. I like how you instantly go to Modern Warfare, when there are a lot of us here who grew up on consoles. I started gaming on the original Nintendo, does that mean I'm not a gamer? I am German. Before I opened the link, I was ... wreaking havoc on your sister, eh? Troll: Gets voted out of viewing threshold on YouTube. Screenshot of comment still makes it to front page of Reddit. I am shy 0.2GB of video RAM apparently, and because of that my bar is on the lower end between required and recommended I hate the fact that guys have all the cool costumes like mario luigi Lt. Dangle etc..for girls its always like SEXY mario or SEXY zombie. ** ** It's the same video! Both links! I'm 99% sure that's not a puppy... They had a rightful claim to the throne? My aunt is on Facebook under one of her aliases, using a fake picture. DUDE, ME TOO. My SO doesn't like it though Too bad the only people who post these kind of comments are the ones who post those kind of statuses Too bad the only people who post *these* kind of comments are trolls At first I . You mean like somewhere other than Reddit? Gourmet cuisine Obviously the "charging" calf posted an imminent threat to the surrounding population. Stay Classy Canada. When posting this thread in the text box, i put credit to jimmy. I didnt realize it would show up though Are those kids climbing into... Pikachu's.... vagina? EDIT: I'm aware of it, I just think it's absolutely hilarious how it decides "nope, lower end model PC because of a very small discrepency in the vram". I got a Phenom x6, 8GB RAM, etc., but that tiny little thing tells me my PC is "okay". I meant that this point did reveal a problem with his argument, though cycles of " " weren't particularly enlightening. (╯ )╯︵ ┻━┻ It's pretty much the look of disapproval: They are so cute! Thanks, you just made me want to have another baby. No really, just don't. How bout the glory-hole pumpkin in the back Does anyone else find it extremely amusing that most of "Anonymous" has taken to copying the *exact* version of the Guy Fawkes mask used in a Hollywood blockbuster to show how subversive they are? To be honest, I wasn't thrilled with you at first (soul patch, ). But with your involvement here and your so-far fair covering of events I'm liking you more and more. I think if you continue the way you're going you could do a lot of good for the community and I appreciate that. my grandpa was a communist in the vietnamese army and stabbed someone to death because they opposed the communism. I think someone else ending up stabbing him to death as well. My grandparents have that couch. Nah. This little turd I've got as PC does weird things sometimes I want flair of " " My grandfather was trained from childhood as a curandero. Despite my fascination with all forms of medicine, nobody thought to tell me about him until after he died A stuffed dog ? Goddamnit third panel. Now I'll be having Enigma of Amigara Fault nightmares all night long. My ni- \_ ---- ლ( ლ) Nevermind. multiple times his body length? What the... this concept is from 2009. Downvotes ahoy, indeed. Shout out? >Nothing's wrong with this post at all, and technically, we actually have downvotes disabled on the subreddit. But, people are seeing this on their front page, and downvoting it for some reason. Read the story you illiterate. But some people aren't as smart as me. I guess I have to agree with.....FingerbangThatJew ( ), the forest is a great spot. Just don't go in as a human unless you want to be invaded. Geez now I feel like an asshole. ( ) "Olindo Mare..." Tony stark wasn't asian That just freaks the hell out of me... Is that some sort of dead animal with the dolls head? Here, copy-paste these He's joking you idiots. Make-up staring match. one of the math teachers used to meow and say it was the cat in the ceiling..... Same here. Except it was my boyfriend backstabbing me because he thought it was hilarious every fucking time I got close to the light...I WANT TO KNOW WHAT IS IN THE UNDERWORLD. Level 3 If I notice that and it distracts me from now on, I'll never forgive you I was lurking the game planet page when i saw this Looks at username.... Overhead with a single tank? That's 10 minutes from my house They thought he had shit himself because of the smell perhaps? Evans babysitter. Not neighbor. Moon... with lashes and girly Link (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻) My community actually was supposed to have trick or treating last Thursday, but weather caused them to postpone Halloween until October 31st. iTunes, or a store. Or just wait until it comes out on Netflix. ASOIAF reference* Nice costume, but how do you know it's a Mr.Overlord? I was about to upvote you for the username but your account is 20 minutes old Why...is he wearing ribbons on his boots? I managed to disconnect and get killed by enemy lane under tower at level three yesterday.. I was at near full health. The outfit is perfect, but the hair... would you seriously do that. foie gras Um, why? You really think it wouldn't be worth it unless you could see high-res textures on his tunic? Where the fuck do you live in Germany I'm looking at a man's groin ….Yes. Why the — I hadn't looked at the menu for the normal burger, nor had I seen the options on it. That hat makes his head look way too long I have the same problem, sent yesterday ticket via game advisor (in the FAQ section) still no response. Other dog = You shouldn't be allowed to delete a comment that has many responses to it . I saw entitled bitch, scumbag wife, etc etc. People actually think Australians ride kangaroos to school/work. Well you're more advanced than my professor. He told me to just freehand it and that it didn't have to be perfect... Forgot I was in Circlejerk for a minute... ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ i'm 5 pts up but he still has mathews left today. i'm hoping mathew's thumb injury will prevent him from holding on to the ball... Oh come on. Surely you don't think the Civil War was fought over slavery? Cute! I was Leela too on saturday, but I drew a giant eye on my face. No one knew who I was either. I went and got an ice cream later and some guy told me "You look very lady gaga with that ice cream cone". 2007 -> I'm sorry but that is just intrusive on offensive for anyone who died part of another religion, even if a "personal choice" is allowed. Nope, because of that bike also; note my 'toe finger/ring finger on my left hand. Don't play with fireworks. I was about to point out to the OP that this post has a negative score because it is a very recent repost, but he was the person who submitted this link 8 hours earlier. Its free to play in the essence of League of Legends, or Bloodline Champions, or perhaps even closer - World of Tanks. This isn't a Farmville sequel. So, rather than brace for failure, I'll brace for more stupid comments like yours that assume the developers want the game to fail, cause you know, games that fail make money. Well, why the hell don't you!? What, do you squeeze the last drops out like a tube of toothpaste? 1. Bring back Toronto Games Day. It works pretty good. I'm because he's still using the default crayon-coloured skin. Amazing medic leaves heavy to chase spy to last point with needles, and then gets stairstabbed. How I feel when people link to photobucket: > means that he sides with A/C on a range of issues. Is it that fucking hard for you, peabrain? It is this very point that makes me think it can't stay illegal very long. The stereotype is becoming weaker and weaker. I just graduated college and have a full time professional job and none of my coworkers would ever guess me to be a "stoner". Maybe that is the problem; the people being associated with ganja are the ones that are obvious about it and usually looked upon with disapproval. Obvious photoshop Bambi... is a boy. What's wrong with you? Brown Tissue... Yeah, I totally pretend to care about free speech by saying I don't believe in it. I am willing to bet that if I raped you with a cactus, you would complain about it. Unless that's you're username because you're into it ...smiley face? If only I could post a no face from my phone. will have to be close enough. What about him exactly is Libertarian leaning? I was planning on wearing my Altair costume today but thought better of it after a girl at a party I threw on Friday thought I was supposed to be a Klan member. I hate it more when people actually say it in real life... so you use a firearm as a cat toy? Almost convicted to 16 years in prison for this. Umm... Spoilers? then "Of course it's not a big thing if a moose gets drunk" I'm mostly giving you crap bro. I'm sure that you didn't mean to say that I'm goosestepping about gassing the jews... Unless you were, in which case - oh, how subtle and classy That's terrible and you should feel ashamed. Wtf is with these refs. I don't get it, I still use Internet Explorer Until you tell them your sole intention is to have sex with them >Larger bras tend to cost more I measured this beer bottle, it is 6.8 at the widest part. Papyrus font. B-but I like standing on people A rifle for home defense? ...Ryan? how come so many people on here walk around with crusty shit on their asshole I HIGHLY recommend heading to CobaltAndCalcium.com. This is the ultimate fan site and has the entire story summed up right down to each song's significant place in the mythos (with quotes to help support) Amazing site that I can't recommend enough for fans both new and old. (not a shameless plug ) Figures. The one girl who randomly orgasms isn't sufficiently kinky. Holy shit, when its eyes turned to look at her and i thought i was sleeping tonight. Thomas Jones gives him a quick At first I was like but now I'm like :D to their parents. Couldn't come up with a unique logo > copy the old Xerox logo only make the X a D First of all, and in North Carolina...the state with the most trees Not worse than the times customers tell me their full cc number... and cvv number.. ௫ ) caricature. Guys, don't downvote (or report ) tweet_poster. He performs a valuable service to the community! I'm ultra impressed that I only had to wait until the second comment for a salad tossing reference.. you guys never dissapoint me. Spends 2-5 hours on the computer Predicted what? That stats wouldn't be anywhere near realistic at the start of the season? I had totally forgot about that one! I thought it was a joke at first I actually pressed the space bar. Protestants Anything that involves surgery and my penis ***19*** children Not all good ones... I bought a pair of Dickies for work last year and this was/is a consistent problem. Apparently, they don't use YKK zippers (at least not on everything) My whole school is like that. We have maybe about 5, 6, 7 girls in the whole school Hello kitty is the worst operating system ever. I remember installing it in VirtualBox once and it came with no partitioning tool, so I couldn't install it. So to fix this I partitioned with Gpartion and tried again. The installer was so buggy and it kept asking me which directory I want to install it onto A link, a dog? Let's take a look ... "fursona" Why don't you guys ever update the champions page on the website when the patch goes live. Woo 5'6 is petite now? I'm a 5'6 male... Uh, did you read the second part? I surely hope that welts resulting from touching one's beard isn't normal . You submitted this exact same thing to atheism 7 months ago First I'd like to thank you for your kind words. You flatter me too much It was our first year in Kenton. We had maybe 15-20. The 6 houses nearest us all had their lights out . Paying for an oil change? Paying for lawn cutting? Paying for sex? >> **Virindi:** The problem is, people ***acted like*** they were eating somewhere upscale when they spent $8 on lunch. They'd be all whiny and picky and bitchy about stupid shit. It's slightly healthier fast food in a fancy wrapper.. get over it. I have no idea who you are, but according to my RES, I've upvoted you 99+ times. WAIT! You can't eat those here.....this is bat country Yeah, that's nice, now STFU about the Razr and lets talk NEXUS The MD at our billion dollar company has to approve opening of an FTP port when I/others like me have to download stuff from clients, and I have to specify for how many days I need it open, so yeah As long as Van Wilder doesn't' get at it first this comment You gayed me up. This. Common decency. > 'Your DNA system is run by magnetism' Daily Mail. Mhmmm. Right. Obviously true then. Perhaps it's the area I was in (Estes Park/Longmont), but I think *all* beer in Colorado is ridiculously priced. I have to imagine it's the "sin taxes" to blame. I come from Kansas where something like New Belgium costs $6-7/6-pack. Imagine my surprise when I'm half an hour from the brewery and it costs exorbitantly more than what I'm used to several hours away. Oskar Blues was quite a bit more than that as well. I was seeing $20 for a 4-pack of Ten Fidy. "Is that a movie?" .... Wha...but... Those are some sketchy looking subreddits If you like it hot, I'll make it cooler when we switch places. But don't splash me with the BURNING WATER. Burning is not sexy. He has several pairs but no way to get into the packaging for them Unusable. fuck you, google. "Porche".... I've seen almost this same quote, except replace the man with a kid, and the church with a school. Because reddit is strictly populated by Americans. "The Hip Hop Preacher" "Can you catch?" Really? You're going to ask a world class athlete if he can catch a football? how is it possible to have metal man's weapon if he's the third one you kill? All I'm doing is running a minecraft server on a windows box (which doubles as my backup server) and I even get DDOSed occasionally. Not to mention numerous attempts to SSH in to my box I have a Jubilee costume (X-Men) and one year everyone thought *I* was a mad scientist. No Nexus 6 in the picture!!!! Librarians with PhDs? Baby Boomers. You gave it a much better chance than I did. I couldn't stand it. I watched one episode and part of the second movie, and they were just *bad*. The jokes weren't funny at all, and the characters were annoying. In the episode I saw, the main girl gets dumped by her boyfriend leaving her a message on a post-it note. The two most memorable jokes: "You're just suffering from post-it traumatic stress disorder!" then later, when eating ice cream: "I don't know why [boyfriend] split, but at least I got a banana split!" ... Seriously? These jokes are supposed to be funny? I didn't laugh once throughout the entire episode. story of my life... WTF! ... *(looks at URL)* ... ha, ha beat me by 3 minutes. I was too busy doing this Well done, Google! Now I can see people from RIT doing what they always do ... being weird. Yes, the word "boy" is now racist. and then rand... illegal in 51 countries Scottish accent! I hope you mean laughing You're not thinking of look of disapproval, are you? It's a slightly different nuance than "are you fucking kidding me," but I'd drink your bathwater. כולם פה עוסקים בתכנות/מדעי המחשב. It's from EA *** *** Oh. Hello... *Brian.* Oh, God. The RTS lover in me is all ಥ⌣ಥ and the sociology major in me is all so ultimately I'm gonna go play some RTS games now while looking like ಠ⌣ಠ. That explains why those apples tasted funny THE OLD MAN CAME INTO MY SLEEP. Someone asked me about that while I was wearing it. I just " " at them. A...attraction doesn't work that way. I had to read this 3 times: ..the Big Bang Gang.. Fuck you. You triggered the collapse of the republic. My moms a librarian >someone who simply tried to help I read that as Natalie Portman.... I was disappoint No one's telling you to "throw your dog out ( )". The best thing for you to do would be to return your dog to the breeder and save one's life by adopting it from a shelter. First off: I can't say I approve of such shenanigans (just my 2 cents). Your example was 95 characters long. *We're all men here* *intently watches subreddit* At first I was like... If I remember correctly, I got Superman 64 for 100$ You'll type "fucking" but you won't type "goddamn"? ** ** > EDIT Did I really just frontpage with this?! The title should be "Take a look at this stuff I'm selling on Ebay" Matter of opinion ...nevermind, I'm an idiot. You have. In the sidebar. You're not eating the right nutella pizza then *looks at screenname* Including Michael C. Hall One time I literally played revive rally support evelynn, was the second most useful player in the team, mid let his opponent get fed until 14/3 AND THEY STILL WOULD NOT SURRENDER. me gusta Guys seriously if you i don't get in that beta you better auction off those damn keys. A polar bear? NO! IT SHALL BE BEAVER FEVER FOR AS LONG AS I SHALL LIVE! 2D game needs a compass to point towards spawn? Their goal is simple, taking as much lands as they can before Palestine become a real country Yea, and now I have to go downstairs and get my laptop 99% is neutral? I think not. Remember to blame someone else if I'm unprepared for it? Everyone *below me* nope nope nope nope nope nope... not going to click that. If he really did that then he must have detatched his colon and I don't want to know. I'm a biologist and I know anatomy and I don't want to see what can not be unseen. how is this funny? >Seriously ? You say it's a ghost town after 6 months, yet would care that you can't activate the code and play online on a 10-15 year old game? Yeah, the poor guy was paid in FOOD and RENT his entire life, and never had a chance to save anything. That is high school level chemisty Short shifter Look how not only does Today Tonight blur all the water marks when they steal footage from 9 but they cover some up with EXCLUSIVE I patiently waited for a lady brah to finish her step routine the other day, using the rack to hang on for support. When she finished, she very politely asked, "Do you want me to leave this step for you?" time traveling to play Borderlands, not Skyrim? Yeah, that's the question. yep, there is a supermarket I always pass on the way to school and it's amazing all the pumpkins are gone and the christmas decorations are up already "I vowed to after finishing in the mountain" Sorry, I dont respect strippers, and the ones at Metties are all STD ridden and drug abusin' What the hell kind of vehicle can do that? I raged when I got it It's weird, the way this picture looks it's almost like you were *taking a photo with your phone instead of driving safely.* Its also hard to play every other class well. 95% correct, though the other 5% comes from the shady stores that change the expiration date on the day of expiration Karma whoring by posting "how downvotes make me feel" links? I do not approve So... You are half shaved? Boston Babes 4 U ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ! This is how Morgan Freeman became God and the President. I thought everyone knew this! He does sound stupid (granted he does have brain damage), but that's a bit harsh to say about someone, especially when they could be depressed. You don't even offer any advice to the OP. I lost at the part with the guy staring at the printer spitting paper in his face. >Redditor for 0 days > It's been a long day, and this entire situation just made it longer It's like that at target when they have a sale, the "sale" price is the same or more than the original price. I say . Wow I just stalked through your entire post history to see why you weren't active in a subreddit anymore, turns out you have 3 llls I used to eat at McDonald's but the *fucking food* would give me surprise-ketchup-shits everywhere how do i know the person in front isn't the killer trying to get away from a deranged and angry victim that is fighting back? Yes, that is what makes it sounds like a completely fabricated and untrue tidbit especially since it's attributed to "legend says"... Why the fuck is this negative? I just want to know what paper it is so I can buy that edition. Reddit, I am disappoint. I don't think they are making this because they want to put it on their CD... thanks, that really helps. I realized from the reviews that Vancouver Backpacker House only hands out 1 roll of toilet paper, no matter how long your visit. I'm a college freshman and I know who that is. ... You crafty motherfucker don't say that Oh my god! Blood clots! I had no idea. Watched him 1 week ago. My brain exploded That thumbnail i do not see irishflow If OP was a girl, people would start complaining about misogyny, objectifying women and creepers trying to get into her pants by now. Are you by any chance referencing that horrendous pool story? Seen Requiem for a Dream a few times but not watching Irreversible again I've had Enter the Void (another Gaspar Noé film) sitting on the hard drive for a while,bit apprehensive about watching it tbh It's like... a gif that makes your brain fill in the sound. There **IS NO SOUND. It's all in your head. ** wouldnt a heavier controller give you more of an exercise? imagine if the controllers were several pounds.... holding up a 5 pound controller for 20 hours straight sounds pretty tough actually... no wonder im so ripped But the green plumbbob means your character is selected! How would all of you guys be selected at once? > Did I really just frontpage with this?! Spider-Man's uncle I didn't see the frog at first, I saw a bratwurst in a bun with avocado relish. Sure, I'll let you know. No. This is the internet. Nobody does anything strange here. It...but I found it in-- > Yes, because someone with bipolar can just "get over it." I'm 15 and I have never hugged a nonfamily girl ೃ Oh dear gods Also, web sites that only link to themselves, even when talking about another web site: You're lucky. In Garena HoN, everytime I pick Balphagore and my team loses, they blame me for picking him even though I did better than everyone else in my team. They're all like, "Why'd you pick Balphagore? He is so useless" Speed metal or Scrabble? Love the options. nice try, Verisai's boss When you actually look for it, it looks way too much like a penis ermmm, so say wah now....... How did you know? It's my Reddit birthday in two days. You ARE me! ** ** Rapers Please! I do believe that's two clicks. no. Personally, the most frustrating losses are early all-ins/timing attacks that I lose to purely because I wasn't thinking and didn't scout/maintain map control enough Final Fantasy VI. I already told you. I see a competitor has emerged For asphalt, not OF asphalt. should have followed up with mentioning the 5 second rule! shouldn't have put it on her plate though You'd be surprised how many adults do the same thing This was the hardest part of studying abroad. Everyone in Japan walks on the left. Well that was interesting. Watching it at work with no sound made it a little difficult though Fucking helicopter missions Perhaps witnessing the birth of a new meme? Footage from the Windows version? Well, at least you're both apes [](/megusta " ") Yeah, we have windows in our office...looking out to the hallway. Wow you really are a piece of shit. I'm sorry, but if enough of you pay your credit card balances in full, that is supposed hurt BofA!? ** ** Shotgun recon - some guy had my number last night playing that loadout. No matter what I did last night I could not flank and kill him. Don't get me started on our first Alysrazor attempt Its ok guys! he apologized didnt you see that? all the pain she suffered just magically disappeared cause he said sorry but still continues to beat her Just because you're polish doesn't mean you're not offending any Polish people. I did this with my boyfriend's grandmother. Over 9000 reference >Thanks for the downvotes on a prediction in a prediction thread guys. It would be cheaper to find a downtown condo Broken link It's been 16 hours now. Still no song. Facebook after liking this article: "nihil161 likes child abuse" Third picture : This appears to be on the homepage... did they test this code _at all_ before moving it into production? Norwegian prison is better than my dorm room. . Are you serious about the last question? **I FUCKING KNEW IT**. Regina is my right hand ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ How did you know my name? Watching TV is an "efficient life"...? Picking up kids in chatrooms? Duuude. That didn't even cross my mind until I read this. ** ** Good days hunting. Yeah, I've lost 1 hour reading this shit What are you doing in your office You sound like a pedophile Pokemon! It's you and.... wait a minute... in los angeles they replaced those old timey car roof lights with ones that fit discreetly under the roof of the police cruiser. now the only way I have to tell if it's a cop are the orange running lights, which happen to look exactly the same as taxi and honda civic Not the same building... mine is only two-story. I finally noticed it today, when one of them didn't just blend into the wall paint... it was bloody Beating children with board games is not acceptable behavior. YouTube... Verify age... Nah, next! Did you teach her to use "le" too? FIX YOSELF, FOO! ┬──┬ ノ( ノ) So Davos survives the battle of blackwater. Thats's the exact part I'm reading now. > Whose I'm not the only one who would have totally done this! Faith in humanity -500 This is what happens when you try to fix something at too-tired o'clock in the morning. i was about to say "what the fuck does purple drank have to do with anything" then i saw who posted this You have a rascist dog. >Cavemen in the ice age has ice and cold, this is totally plausible Revenue-$119.5 billion.... Yes, I can remember often being told "you can do anything you want". I'd tell them that was bullshit, and they knew it. They would respond with "just follow your dreams, everything will work out in the end". Auuuughhhh!!! God damn that shit. Screenshots like that should come with bad childhood memory warnings. Simon Jose Antonio de la Santissima Trinidad Bolivar y Palacios This could be the dumbest fucking thing I've ever read. It worked for me....guess you're just heavy The internet has destroyed me... All I could think was, wow the iphone sure has good screen resolution. of...his boner? Todos estos años y no has aprendido a escribir reddit? Uhuh. 8==0 Yeah, the 70's were a real doddle. I played Sion yesterday and I can't remember what his passive does I think you meant more tanky cringle BTW i think you may want to hold off on the seems to be a recurring theme for you I skimmed your username quickly and thought it said smellyvagina... Interesting that the portal to hell has it's own webpage I'm moving to York soon. I'm not prepared to be more than a 20 minute drive from Wawa. ** ** Only today I corrected someone claiming that the official Irish army is called the IRA TRICKERY. Ezreal is left handed Just th ink that you have no culture She's 13 in the books. I just came from there This isn't a warning. These are instructions. 5'11" mexican here i already called the internet police It might be poor taste but is 33 years really too soon? My game just crashes. I uhhhh.... Said he did NOT steal the jokes. And I get downvoted. So - are you really concerned that you can't rebuke the idiotic banter from someone who lives a closeted life in their moms basement, does non-intellectual based labor part time, and is not educated enough to be able to spell RETARD? This sounds like the behaviour of someone with a mental illness. :/ you sure that wasn't the case? I suppose if not, dear lord... Yes they are Yeah I watched it the other night, it was on after two episodes of True Life - "I Can't Stay Thin" featuring serial binger and as-seen-on-tv-dieting girl and "I Am Addicted to Exercise" with a guy who was addicted to exercise and a girl who was addicted to feeling addicted to something (both: ). That's so weird. I'm a nerdy CS major with BioSci girlfriend . Yay nerd couples! ....a male cow? Nine girls? You lucky bastard As a woman: Another aggravating thing: Start to heal a Soldier, he rocket-jumps away. Uber a Soldier, he rocket-jumps away. Image of a girl trying to scream and blow me at the same time. Aphex Twin. . No. you!! OHAI TENDOT11. Now that you mention it, everything I ordered out of the town's food dispensers had unusually large noses to them... Doing this would require taking the gloves that are put on the changing table (mother runs a daycare out of our house, kids are 6mo-4yr, lots of messy poo, gloves are necessary). And all I would be able to think.... Honestly not sure if trolling, or just a misogynist.... You tried walking a golden retriever on a skateboard while watching your phone? he can suck his own dick People keep telling me she has a dick I was just saying that I wanted to do this. I looked up DIY hacks for this. The only video I found was on how to give it an actual leather handle. Internet don't fail me now. Uggs Ugh... sanctity is a big word for a guy, who hasn't been part of his daughters life for more than 8 years And instead, I always got points taken *off* my essays for including and discussing the arguments against my conclusion. The thumbnail makes them look like dark maggots Your misconceptions about weather will all be shattered by desert dwellers. Great job.... NOW MAKE THESE 10x BIGGER This is a calf. Country people throughout the world are milking cows in disgust at this. Which happens to negate the hijab I am discussed. I...wha...did....did I just get sued? This is the point where they disconnect from the game I didn't need to thank them, but I was watching porn the other day and....well....this asian dude's wang was the size of my thumb Why would you add milk to tea? 'YOUR' You don't accept logical scientific evidence? I judge in your eyes that you are very interested in me. I'm at a loss for words... yes I do and I thought I was crazy for it haha :D People I've told like to poke fun at it Can't tell if serious, or sarcastic. I might have missed somethink in school, but I never heard about this law of ours before Arrest those chimps and put them in jail! This is an abomination! I must know who made this Penguin is that your criterion for cleanliness? Great job you guys. We will forever be known for /r/jailbait. TIL on the frontpage snakes eat birds while dangling off a bridge in Australia. Not to mention that animals don't even have cell walls. If that article meant to say that the cell *membrane* bursts, then the cell would die right then. BUT, something like 80% of hair is protein made up of amino acid chains, so I'm not even sure where the cells come in at all, except maybe at the base of the follicle. that's gold coming from someone who's currently browsing reddit instead of working I pay more than that for dry and shaky outdoor. But so is the majority of Christian holidays She Hulk? What a good Samaritan Well, how would you know? I see that your name isn't *anatomy*101. Or for some reason you click to join a multiplayer server and it puts you in the campaign someone tried to rob your friend, so you robbed him back? Oh how I miss those motion mines!!! Next you'll be looking at hard candy Not sure wether to laugh or to go like .. upvote anyway Plain *Coming in* Jews don't wear Marc Ecko black people do, i understand the mistake as they are both very similar Damn thing is better than my PC Stop using words I don't understand. Im there You really are *that dude* aren't you? I think you forgot the there. Yeah, the only reason I want to make money is to pay for college. i dont really care if it does that, starting fires in the middle of the street and vandalism is against the law. blocking roads and transit is AGAINST THE LAW. I think its going the way that someone on reddit said weeks ago*: ppl overlook the movement if you're just protesting peacefully so you gotta "make some noise" to call attn to your cause (destroying property, disrupting ppls lives, etc.) anything to get the point across huh? The hell you mean I can't get charter? I want charter, I was here from the beginning "Legendary trio" for gen 5? Doesn't work on the iPad oo ooo me too. my kansas/nebraska cousins like to make me repeat sentences at the dinner table involving words like bagel (bay-ee-gul) and fire (farrr). oh, and tired (apparently comes across as tarrrd). when i try to tell them they have a drawl they laugh at me some more... 5+3 = Hmmmm... not quite right... - stop it. That's why they call it softba... wait a minute. Yeah, 6 year olds can't even talk or read! Yes these cartons have been out for a few years now I think Glad, im relieved. 95.7 percent of Mayans agree that people in 2013 dont exist My aunt uses roadrunner, shes still paying, for the browser and her email account and AIM account. I am still trying to get her to understand she does not have to pay for it. You ripped off a priest from a third-world country? ~~ ~~ no, at worst, he actually murdered everybody and got away with it. Yes. On my face. When two people together create a double-negative. No...just no. The one with the orange bandana should be saying that. Damn Portal fans..stop fucking with my childhood. their Well, You aren't a hacker (you didn't mention that you weren't one either ), and you aren't unemployed, so are you Gandalf? I would personally take that as a compliment. no but ironically i was thinking the same thing the other day. i thought no one in the world could possibly still fall for this and then the next day my mom called me into her room and said "this web site says i won. how do i know what i get?" ... A question -- how the fuck is Emolga a **FLYING TYPE** pokemon, and yet it can't learn Fly?! ლ( ლ) The best experience I had with these was watching my parents see it and go to click and I am like "Noooo it's fake" and they are like "I know, I'm just going to close it" and then proceeded to click the close arrow at the top. I actually made the face IRL. ? Yeah, that would not be a good look for a man at all. I'm watching Anthony Bourdain right now... Le . After using the googles software to find images of this colostomy bag you speak of... ... I wish I didn't I won't downvote you (that's what this thread is all about) but seriously: Fuck the wha T'aurais quand même pu te forcer et écrire LE CAQ You are the admin? Make the title: and then promote, promote promote! That cat Friends don't let friends commit piracy. I'm not sure if I have anything to ask you. The mum is doing the reddit look of disapproval!! You must be a lakers fan... WTF is a Bat men I remember vividly, when I was probably 8 or 9, flipping violently through my Power Rangers coloring book and circling all of their crotches, with mine firmly pressed against the bed. Closed the book, ate dinner; no big deal. Now: What kind of activities are you doin sir At first I thought that was someone poking the keyboard with their dick. So...are you Spike or Zoidberg? what about all the other religious subreddits Does this mean that in order to get an 'A' these days, you have to get laid? Not sure if you are commenting on his marketability as an intelligent and highly experienced person or if you're one of those assholes that thinks that anyone that represent the US in a foreign nation when a Democrat is in office is a traitor to his or her country. I just saw a search for "fat tits big nigger rolling cigar"... Durring the zombie appocalypse you expect there to be running electricity and wifi? I *shit* you not, I finally found the person who left me that brown soap. Comic sans... I got "**Do a**ndroids dream of electric sheep?" From the looks of it, you should have also posted it in /r/gaming Whenever this *extremely popular* ( ) belief pops up on Reddit, I always add that the first group of people who should be barred from breeding should be people that believe legally restricting people from breeding is a good idea. This is the top rated posting when I log in today? I hate you reddit. We're talking about the elderly and a government run veterans hospital here. Are you cashews and macadamias? You're right. I guess I don't know how to get *so many comment karma* > It's called A Song of Ice and Fire I lived in a house that was just below there for some years,a friend of mine used to jump on that rock to see if it would break ,it didn't.. The way this is worded it sounds like you get a boner from the water temple. what.... just what.... Its mine, and I'm a woman. cooking cobble gives smoothstone > We won't let you fully discharge your battery i know a hipster when i see one You're probably exactly my type of person. You wouldn't happen to be located in central Florida, would you? My boyfriend keeps demanding I make more female friends. Stop complaining about people complaining about people complaining. If your making a reference, I don't fallow  Compare all of them to this post which is trying to start a something between Atheists and Theists You must not have skills that can and are regularly exploited. I am not that great of an artist and I get asked to do wall murals and shit. This guy will secretly hate you. You day "any Internet search" like there are other search engines out There.... January... Redditor for 26 minutes. This store best restock. Oh man I don't envy you, I wouldn't have been able to resist the urge... I would've grabbed one of the Xbox boxes (because of Steam) and ran all the way home and never shown up at work again, or anywhere for that matter. Or perhaps I would have made a small incision in the bottom of the box and removed just the game (to actually have a possibility of making it out of the store with it) then pokerfaced when someone noticed the hole in the box. Or fuck there were probably just copies of the game weren't there? I'd have smuggled one out in my asshole if I had to... Having recently been watching X-Files on Netflix I found this quite funny. All this would be done with a few taps on a keyboard. They rejected you one week, then accepted you the next week? Well... That sounds pretty **HardCore** Ok but only you. 1:25 lotion and tissues on the bedside table What's not to like? Your Bloodmoon Akali costume was better than the Bloodmoon Akali costume that was one of the winners Sooner rather than later if my all goes as planned Double Negative? Does it? Does it really? Just ing all your sex posts like usual "listineing" Fuck everything about this.... Shitty relationship doesn't give you the ok to cheat teenager or not... The first one I clicked on I thought was the legend of Zelda one and I looked at the price and it said 29.99 and I was thinking but then I noticed it wasn't the right one. that guy looks nothing like the guy in the trailer... Pigs? Most prolific modern artist in japan, cites Kanye video HAY GUYZ REMEMBER WHEN WAS IN DEUS EX HUMAN REVOLUTION? WHICH ONE OF YOU GUYS DID THAT? FAITH IN HUMANITY WHY I LOVE REDDIT LAWYER UP HIT THE GYM CREDIT UNION RON PAUL! Don't get upset. NO My quantum prof did this last week. Test is supposed to be over chapters 1-4, but a third of the exam was from chapter 5 Well, glad that's been sorted out. You can't tell from the votes ( ) but this is the right answer. Casual sexism FTW. This is not how a mint works APON Hammersmith & City also does not have pink trains This is a repost, and you know it redditor for 3 months... Did the water rip through your bathing suit or something? I don't get it. I just read that post and well... . Upvotes to everyone that tried and you for your deliciously honest comment there. I'm glad I'm not the only one to catch that. The only NFC East team in the pic is the Giants. DAMN YOU NO FAP NOVEMBER!! Pictures or GTFO!!!!!!!!! If there's no point to what you posted... why did you post it. So very confused. Ineffectual? You mean the movement that has spread to hundreds of US cities and 14 or more other countries just within 2 months? Do you mean the movement that has opened the eyes of more than 200000 people in just the past month, whom have left national banks for credit unions and local banks, and even thousands more left at the thought of it? Yea, I'd say this whole thing is pretty ineffective. To see if she enjoyed it. yes There was a kid at my school who died from a propane tank exploding. A few weeks later on facebook I see whoever had access to his account decided to "like" propane... Which doesn't affect you if you're OP. Way to put the PUNCHLINE in the title... So...I'm the fiancee of this post; as CastinCouchThrowAway can verify. I have to admit, as I was going through my usual morning habit of checking Reddit and saw this post it freaked me out! But now, after reading the comments, I'm grateful for the responses (though I'll probably still give him shit tonight for putting this up without warning! ). Sexuality is weird, and I like that we can be united in that. Thanks Reddit! No Titans Uses the word testicles and gets called a gentleman. Me: Oh, this might be hot... why is there fi- ... kbye Seriously? A flying structure match. Oh yeah... "Go TvT!"... if I knew people were talking about my SA i'd die Definitely blue shirt, gold tie. Says "office formal with experience". blue shirt/ red tie says "office formal but laid back" but you don't need the red to misinterpret your personality. Go in, dressed sharp, make them feel that you'll be comfortable (even fun) to work with but that you're qualified for the job. NEVER wear a white shirt to an interview Minecraft is another weird example: Wins best released game and best *upcoming* game in same contest. The whole point of a throwaway account is that you don't give away who you are You know it really sucks i am trying to eat healthy and shit you know i am going to the gym and then i see pics like this. Why the hell did that take me to my profile? ' If you're talking about Ray... Most months are longer than 4 weeks Yeah. I really do have to make a face at the idea of making a 100% custom motor and then not bringing a spare. it would appear that they do not Looks at username. Bastards! Both of them, really. first i was like ** ** but when i saw your name i was like** :D** One of the most useful pistol reviews I've seen a while.... all that and you still make sure the coke has zero calories Hey, no downvote was given from me, just not my bag. Just 'd and moved on. Keep on rocking. Shirts?... "Uploaded by arapidsfan on May 17, 2008" Sorry, its been about 10 years since I've seen it. I've been loving the game so far; it's easily as fun as Uncharted 2, in my books. It's had a couple of imbalanced sections (Ship Graveyard ), but it's extremely well paced and just a gigantic thrill ride. As for the presentation...I don't know how in the hell Naughty Dog can get so much power out of the Playstation 3. Their programming team must be entirely staffed by wizards. TIL the signature that could have launched every nuke looks like an illegible scribble kill all of the things Just a normal fellow that sold us out - Why is this on the front page Good. Gods. Arthrophelia. dat Shyvana creep Signature 1391: Nigge R ? Make sure Berlusconi is there to provide for dozen of cheap (underage) bitches. And yet you all keep buying BF3 Who doesn't believe in Santa Claus? I wasn't referencing that incident. You in da wrong neck-a-da woodsss...... BOY ಠ ಠ LOL... My roommate bought two, one for each wrist so they could be fully balanced. Seriously? Wow! As the original poster, I feel honored...that is, until a repost hits the front page. There is no women's restroom at my workplace, so nothing... I've had it happen about 5 times, 4 on my horse on the mountain, and once going into my cart next to my house McAfee Nestea ? Saved some money AND HIS SOUL Blew dress No! I want the goggy to hug me!! God dammit. I just *had* my bike stolen. **I. JUST. HAD!** I guess I should just stop being curious about things then, sorry for upsetting you oh master of the Internet. Please show me how to do things your way so I can stop upsetting you so much. I'm straight comparing skyrim's graphics to a CGI trailer I believe it can God Damn. That wiki might as well have my name in parenthesis. Not sure if care Good Lord that is adorable... people need to realize how cute rats are. I'M WATCHING IT LOSE POINTS RIGHT NOW AND IT NEEDS TO STOP. Get out. **Anthony** Baden-Powell? ( ) What the hell *is* this creepy m'f'ing worm?! Neither of these authors calls it by name. so Transylvania = Trans forest? Holy shit!!! We gotta be related or something. I get looks when I say that my fingernails look like smiles. gateway looks like it was supposed to be 2 male scouts but the creator randomly decided to add boobs on one For about a month or two, every time I went to the store, I kept getting hit up by people asking for cash. There were women with kids, kids by themselves, old vets, people *driving around the parking lot in a car* , but the most memorable one was an old guy who approached me as I was loading up groceries in the back of my car. Ret: There *has* to be a good ending to this... **please** I'm younger than him and I have to shave. I started growing facial hair a year ago. Strawberries aren't white. there better be pizza Yeah, we should ban alcohol too! My dad just caught me at 6 God dammit internet... The things you make me jack off to.. I dont know... perhaps a better question would be what were you looking for "He was colorblind...as were his parents, who took in a black foster child" So.... you want Oblivion/Skyrim with guns? Nope, it's clear already. You want to play the same game you've already played before, but pay another $60 to do so. Again: VRap watch, Mt. Pleasant...checking in. All is quiet. *for the moment* Yeah, thanks for basing this deadly policy on evidence This also singles out mac using peoples, a clean and artistically talented race. #### this needs to be moved to /r/occupywallstreet Relevant username... No...YOU liked my comment... Box.net My spy is almost at 50 hours and my medic is at 6 you didn't think "not safe for work" was specifically intended for work? it's still the fucking thumbnail on my computer! reddit fix your shit Non è per il karma, altrimenti l'avrei postato io . Era per fare vedere a tutto il mondo ciò che sta succedendo in Italia. Is it normal to charge phones using a TV? I didnt know about this............till now I zoned out and when I came back to reality the first thing I saw was your tl;dr (I always read the story, so it's unusual I read it beforehand) and thought it was a joke. Then I thought the first paragraph was a joke too. Then the second. And then finally I read the third and had a mixture between and hysterical laughter. I'm sorry you got injured, but at least it makes for a great story when you put "NSFW" in the title of a post, its automatically tagged NSFW. That's why I clarified that it's SFW. Heavy is not to be petted. Make note of this. Replying to your own post instead of just editing.. I'm a college sophomore without any significant source of income and a penchant for computers and music that has led me at least temporarily in the realm of self gratification. After a long days worth of work I barely have enough to justify a whole tissue. I felt the same way. I spun toy 3 for a few seconds before I realized the cat was giving me the ultimate , and sheepishly closed the page. Shield Extenders don't use PG? Well today I learned... Yeah Hillis was really stupid to make the decision to get injured this year impacting his play. I agree with the protesters. However, protest legally and don't block traffic consisting mainly of other 99%ers like me just trying to get from one place to another. I feel ya. If I dare eat 3 saltines instead of 2, I gain like 20 pounds immediately. Rumpy pumpy..... >iPad I'm a blogger Psssh, you're implying that I actually have sex, good sir. Oh god I hate those fake cocks. The first time I saw a thumbnail of a porn star covered, I mean COVERED in cum I was like :D. Then I saw the video of that flour water being sprayed everywhere and I was like . That looks "beautiful" to you? Folks.. We've been Rolled. I dreamt about this card last night. "An female" Mine Imagine what the contents of your stomach do in zero gravity [](/c28 " ") le.... le everywhere Because our sole purpose in life is monetary profit. I was constantly told by my grandmother that God was in heaven with a list that had my name on it and every time I did something bad he would put another check mark next to my name. Even when I was 8 I thought that was stupid and it still annoys me today that I was told this crap Yeah definitely. This is the first time I have heard the owner of a high end Sage rod call it a pole. I just got that watch in the mail yesterday and it has the misprint. >EXCEPT IN MY NIGHTMARES 'Killing ritual' ** ** to bad it's not a word You aren't even in the same category as my fellow 30 year olds.  I have r6950 runned BF3 on Ultra with AAx16 without MSAx4 and I didn't go below 27FPS highest I got was 60FPS and I have x4 620 2.2GHz 4GB ram DDR2-800MHz Hello Piggy. ...from the rage comic faces ? Maybe it's a 4-channer Reposting images from one novelty account for another ... Did I forget to mention that part......... .......... I had dialup until 2 weeks ago  ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Fuck insurance. I gotta get this sticker first! you had to piss on my parade..... Wow...I'm sorry, but you're a horrible, HORRIBLE friend. > Using sexual innuendo to objectify a woman who has become an astronaut thanks to her intellect, skills and (no doubt) lots of hard work and chutzpa Since I don't really know how smell "works", couldn't you maybe go outside your room, smell the air there, then go back inside and smell your room and see if there is a difference? or doesn't it work like that? True. Or they seem cool from your messaging then all of a sudden when they want to swap numbers, they just want to be sexting buddies. Patrick Alley's profile picture was Jeff Bridges The Dude does not abide. imgur.com Is it me or does that compost in the background does not seem "fully-composted"? I was, what.  Probably hotter too. Needs NSFW tag . Did the obnoxiously loud crinkly noise stay with that unholy aberration of loud packaging? Ceiling lion is watching you *Neither did you.* Never before have I felt my ass twitch. Thanks Mediæval I don't have a problem slicing cheese with a knife...O_o I feel like I should be special but then I feel like an ass. She must be on reddit The image you are requesting is no longer available ... And like most baristas she won't be paying any taxes on it As if we already weren't whining about it enough. Those are not tigers... You gave the same nude pictures to two exes? Really? Google search ANY album.....put the word mediafire after it At least yours Retreated Hey! I don't ... even ... resemble that remar ... How is suicide funny? It's all the way down. Quite a nice list from the 4chan. But number 11 "(not really an objection)"....... So you're his boss? ... Growing up with that terror only makes me want to fuck her more. I always get the 1950 feeder i literally made this face when i read it: don't ask how thats physically possible The pig and sheep are all like: only three? So wait.... you DON'T live in igloos? This just in. Bought the Blaze's today with the LT touring bracket. All I need now is some Mr. Chomp crampons to complete the kit. Oh and to get my board back from the shop that has been "tuning" it for the last MONTH. Wildly inappropriate. Fuck off. From what I've read, this is new for the '11 Cannot unsee. You can make Freeman talk. Just press the key. Um, you strike me as lazy since you didn't read the op's comments stating it was a joke and she found it funny. Is the dangerous animal the creepy guy staring at him? TIL that leather is a fabric. Here in germany we do eat bacon from pigs too, usually. But if it was crispy and tasty i'm not sure if i'd care where it'd come from People *do* celebrate Friday and Saturday. That's the entire point. Of this part of the thread. "while i contribute to society with my laser tag skills" Then you finally hook up with her and she asks you to wear a strap-on. ** ** You sure you're not just trying to rack up link karma that you would otherwise lose with a self post? Or perhaps looking to increase traffic on your blog? Yes. Yes you are. > Kevin Bacon...is that *you*? Don't do comments like that as you will look so foolosh when Apple do include it as a new feature and you suddenly will love it... "Three kills with the pistols is pretty easy if you can get head shots." no the human swimmers and divers.... Lost Odyssey had four. Please tell me you're not scared because of The Wire. If you are: I just checked Direct2Drive, they have the strategy guide. You're not OP.... picture of a text "My baby won't fit in the microwave so I need to go chop him up a bit." Farted on my girlfriend unintentionally while she was jerking me off. Her face was priceless, just a true genuine face. Stupid shee- He isnt kidding. It takes nearly 10 seconds to load on imageshack. You just wait... Thanks so much, I told him he's just under the influence of a drug and that he needs sleep and food. And that it might be laced. You don't think they have a skill? You stole my pillow cover. Clever girl My bf actually introduced me to Invader Zim because I never really liked cartoons when I was younger, it made me feel stupid. But after smoking tons of weed in highschool, my brain didn't really care after that. I freakin love Gir though, idk what frisky dingo is. Yes my cat is spoiled, he even has a $50 carrying bag I tried, it said I had to be over 17. I am yes - cause most kids go thru their parents stuff all the time that parents don't know about. unless its in a locked drawer or safe, your kids have probably looked thru it and seen what they later may only comprehend what that big latex toy that buzzed really was. Yeah same here. If it were a choice though, I'd be all for stripping away their rights. God damn. Some kids sure know how to give the rest of us black Americans a great reputation. Yeah! I'm going to enjoy watching people suffering*, but that's okay because they did something awful. An eye for an eye! Am I right? NSFW tag that shit next time bro No torches on you at the time? I'm sorry but - perfect use of . Just sums it up so well. I lol'd. Developer= Id Software? (according to the review) i seriously did not see that coming ' The line is "Nor any drop to drink" Is it just me or does that wrapper have a serious look blue waffle 'Chosen People Ministries' AAAAAWWW HE'S SO CUUUUTEEEEE Wait....there are no women in Minecraft... Damn kids. its a crummy commercial Did you take a screen cap first? Audio book reader. As long as this country continues to make decisions and be influenced by 30-second attack ads, the political calculus will remain the same. High levels of misery do not worry Republicans - as long as they can outspend their opponents Good sentiment was soured by the self-pitying "I'm sure I'll get downvoted to oblivion." I'm sorry, I downvoted your comment... I think you know why they educate with shotguns? I'm sorry, I downvoted your comment... I think you know why Well did he? so she walked in on you yankin it and after she leaves and the awkwardness sets in, you decide to finish? Pics or it didn't happen * ( ) "don't you mean" * ( )>--■-■ Still Get a brain dumbass, you asked the same question twice Great, that's all we Celiacs need; huge piles of wheat sitting around in the city getting blown around everywhere by the wind [link to reddit meme with cartoon character giving the eyes.] its not even thanksgiving yet.... "wrinkled_penis" I've been doing the hidden knot for a few years now – I always thought I'd made it up, but I guess knot. (bad pun alert ) I dont have jewish friends... Lack of railing is I saw the word 'Fracking' and I clicked the link, I was disappointed by the lack of robots and now I feel like a nerd 5 Spoilers? First world problems. one reader oh look it's *this* post again Yeah, that will solve the problem... lol WAT... ** ** Friend of a parent here. He said he walked in on his son once, and he was sticking a K'Nex piece wrapped in a sandwich bag into his butt. I'd come, but I work for Nintendo and you made no mention of having a Wii on hand to play. Seriously, I actually felt my testicles move closer to my body in an attempt to find shelter when I read this. Is that a transformer ladder hello, what have we h...... scroll down.... Especially when it was supposed to come off as Stallone, To some extent, it is true. My mother said that once her more "distant" Japanese family had learned she married a black man ( ) the connections sorta Still nothing, and I'm 23... Mandingo Yup, I remember when my history teachers taught us about positive contractions right before solving systems of linear equations. My reaction to this title would have been a lot less if you had said "Is it safe *for a dog* to eat." I don't mean to get on your case for simply not knowing something but I still feel that this is appropriate: Asked my mom for the recipe to her baked beans last Thanksgiving. She just showed me the Bush's can they came out of Thats not how you get away with it TIL " " is actually a silent nod of agreement. Yea Kate Anyone else notice he said that nickelodeons started in the 18th century? Drive away in jeep without picking anyone up, leaving you to foot it to a capture point... And now you're the douche. "oh you just graduated? What high school?" I guess it's habit - I have to spend more time in NetBeans I guess. I knew I should stay and keep on playing. Evert heard of dyslexia? Clever Don't hire the homeless then. Or retards. Unleashing the beast needs to run longer... And then you kill your stream mid game. That certainly does *not* look classy. And only 50 Euros! Even more bizarre is that they have a Cafepress store ... . I want to see the rest of those scissors Its just a title. ** ** Have some self respect. Don't beg. 4/10 ( )> Got downvoted because someone didn't believe my unbelievable story. lame. Notepad++ has a portable version. My mother uses this term to refer to the act of farting. As in, "oops, I popped in public" Oh lawdy, their worldview is being challenged by people on the internet. The inhumanity. Why it looks cool man? If it weren't for the fact that im 6"3/4 i'd say people would think im 12 or a girl, and i'm 17...and a guy This makes me sad because you were 11 years old when I started playing, and still a minor when I stopped. Could he have failed or had siblings that went to the school. Still creepy as hell , I work in a hospital. I've had patients ask me if i'm pregnant, when I'm due, or if I just recently have kids. I've never had kids and I'm not pregnant... Sure man. I come to Reddit for overused meme's, cute cats/puppies/squirrels and epic original content, *not* people arguing about their *personal* religious or non-religious beliefs. The evangelism from both sides needs to stop. who said i prefer reddit over 4chan? Not any easier than you could get by loading the map! No upboats until you tell us the time... Killing yourself with alcohol poisoning? Yes, brilliant, indeed. I mean 'in my brain' Why would someone even do that? Theres 2 starbucks within a mile away from each other in my town. them tools. Get your dog high? wtf... Did you ask him why he forgot to mention Nikola Tesla in his latest book!? HOW DOES ONE OVERLOOK SOMEONE LIKE TESLA WHEN IT COMES TO SCIENCE!? Email registration: ** ** NBCEE It... I just threw up a little bit, are you happy now? It results in you getting put on a register. TOMP ? ###** ** A hot girl on Reddit? ...When I was a kid I had a lot of strange little thoughts like that. And I took them very seriously, and once tried explaining my though processes to my mother. And that's how I got my first appointment with a child psychologist. Stealing jokes from Calvin and Hobbes again? I fucking hate Google Instant. That's my entire monthly income. You are the 1%. For straight women and gay men, the answer is obvious. ... ... I played with a co-worker who claims not to be new to Battlefield but then claimed not to like Rush or Conquest.... We know how to spell and use grammar properly. They can go suck a dragons left nut Hahaha! Nope! Halo is the slowest and THE most over rated game. Only fags play Halo. I don't see why not, but knowing that information exists in a spouse visa dataset makes me Yeah, thanks for that buddy. ** ** uhh yeah... been using it since beta , works like a charm Dammit, they're onto me! especially if it lands in the nose or eyes.... I went to the one off the 15 in PQ back in January, wasn't in the mood for guac on my burrito so asked the guy to substitute sour cream. Every Mexican place I've ever been to doesn't blink an eye but this guy (think he was a manager) cops an attitude and says "we don't sub, SC is extra." Walked out right there, haven't and won't go to an MXN again. Blaise Zabini =/= Crabbe We don't talk about that What the fuck did I just watch Yeah I definitely tried to spot an airplane the other day when I was driving on the freeway it was totally weird lol I looked up and thought spot! And no orange.... I'm using that same book right now.... Look at the size/titles of those books in the background. This person is clearly not in the children's section. Which means they are carrying this book with them. butt trap? I did it. Oh this isn't going to be that bad, she's just gonna lift up he-.... It **is** one cause. Turn off Fox. Someone on another sub nicknamed it **"the bird's nest"** " " is known as the "look of disapproval", and unless you install RES (Reddit Enhancement Suite) you will need to bookmark the encyclopaediadramatica page about it, then copy/paste it in. RES gives you a handy button to do it. Every once in a while someone will post in r/sex or r/relationships with a general "Semen grosses me out" or "Girlfriend is disgusted by semen" problem. Everyone will reply about how the girl just needs to get over it and how it's natural and really not that bad and a beautiful act of unity through the ingestion of fluids. But *nOoOoOoo*, as soon as getting a bit of blood on your penis is involved it's just too *icky*. Your penis doesn't even have taste buds, gents. (ಠ_ಠ(ಠ_(ಠ_ಠ) )_ಠ) <( We would like a word with you.) I searched for "Daniel15" and my Digg account was in the top 10 results. The first time I entered Stormwind, started in Teldrassil, took the boat to Auberdine, Darkshore and then to Menethil Harbor in Wetlands. Many wipes along the way I traveled from Wetlands, past Loch Modan, another long walk through Dun Morogh to lagforge (when it actually lagged) and then I took the tram to Stormwind. Now you can take a boat from Rut'theran Village You sure would pay them all your money..... Because they'd charge you twice Nice try crab man It was awesome advice, thank you. I'm not too familiar with how this works; can I go 'church-hopping'? Is it acceptable to just kinda show up at a random church and sit in on a service? Would I have to speak to someone from that church beforehand (like the pastor)? Will I get weird stares from regular church-goers ? Honestly, I tease him that he' high functioning autistic because thats one of the signs they say is prominent in early development. He doesn't like cooked veggies because of how they feel mushy and doesn't like his food mixed (like casseroles) bcause he can't taste the individual ingredients so he's uncomfortable with not knowing what all is in it, plus he doesn't like how it all feels in his mouth or the mixing of the tastes. *~sigh~* i came from a very non picky upbringing so catering to his pickiness seems like I'm enabling this behavior plus, that's a lot of extra work for me! Like I got time to make separate things and use 8 different plates when two would've been fine. (He also doesn't like things touching because then the flavors can mix.,) .. These builds are totally weird wtf Roast beef anyone??? im kidding.. tries it anyways Religion makes me This is a fish bowl? Unfortunately, I have come to find out this only works with MacBook airs. That is so ridiculous. They even mock me by having the option available, just greyed out. "well son there haven't been any noises eminating from this room in 18 fucking years " Seriously? I had a snowglobe confiscated once at the TSA. They told me it was because they couldn't measure the volume of the liquid because it was a sphere. I will not stand here and see these guys with no votes That's also how is typed when I'm not on my iPad. Or you can use a text expander. This truck has more HP than a VIIB submarine Worked at a Superstore where customers would try and pay for their groceries, see the price for some produce they bought, and claimed the cashier was overpricing it......... Looks like Markeaton park... Hmm Don't tell me how to behave I'm pretty sure that call would make the entire precinct race out the door so they could find a car where the driver may have been driving erratically. Sounds like top priority. Up vote those. Down vote things that have no place here. Like my comment, your comment and the other comment about down votes. No there are fourteen of us remember? mother of god, we are adding fuel to the fire don't... have... a lot of micro choices What about walking up cliffs? What about walking over units? What about having somewhat normal speed and longer distance than most units? Why haven't you answered any questions yet I tayka 'fence ta that What the hell guys? -5? He stated his opinion. If you disagree, say why and discuss, don't downvote him to oblivion damnit, i noticed it 뭐어요? [](/rabsmile " ") This sounds familiar. I bet they can deploy these "WMDs" in 45 minutes. the title should probably be " Pope" or similar seeing as a lot of missionaries tend to literally follow that particular verse I don't think the title should be 'ಠ_ಠ Religion...' rather ' Catholicism...' Didn't you just make the same mistake? Why yes, that's perfectly normal... Fucking kicker. How do you go 0-4 in close road games this year? If I hear legitimately one more time... for a koala, and the website said what it was more like poor people making babies they can't afford to feed I call BS ... Who would work 50+ hrs/wk for $25K .... Ok. Nevermind. WomenRGr8t got their xbox working again. If only he/she knew of what we were coming up with So you open up an AMA. Then run off to answer not a single question? suggested videos...wtf...sol Motel rebola... As much as I love me some HP, Ah...another glorious season in the AFC Worst. Why are there no cute and cool stoner girls in Germany Unfriend We can all agree, however, that neither group is as bad as those who use apostrophes to pluralize words. Do we really need to shorten "belly" to "bell"? Is it normal for a porcupine to be missing all of its needles? which is why I'm afraid to let a child out of my uterus just to grow up and be like that "Beeing" Oh, clearly you meant ಠ_ಠ Catholicism... and not Religion... as the title. So we meet again EVERYONE GETS DOWN VOTED TO HELL! Is not everything repetitive in a sense? hello good Sir, I know this is completely unrelated to this thread but just wanted to say that someone is waiting for you down the hall would you please kindly join that person now! it is an emergency! It's all pretty important, you don't really get a decent understanding of lots of things until your junior and senior years. It is pretty cool when you reach a point where you see why some things are important or why you had to learn all the tedious and boring things. That being said, you don't really get more than a basic understanding of most things in undergrad. The further into your studies you go the more you realize that you probably don't know all that much. ( I'm still in undergrad, but those are my experiences and it meshes pretty well with what people have told me) Ffffuuuuuu just bought this for 170 at best buy few weeks ago. excellent addition. why didn't we think of this sooner? JUST ASK THEM! doh, I feel so stupid now. All.... That.... Wood.... Your name. In a ranked game last night we had a second pick Ryze, enemy chose Veigar and someone on my team says "oh, veigar counters ryze." I said "no, he doesn't" and he decided to clarify that "GOOD veigar counters ryze, but there aren't many good veigars." If you get hit, hit back. I'm sure they'll take away a vacation day or 2 for this one, that will teach him I'll just get off your lawn ... lose point ............................. > He does this in lieu of an actual cash tip? #### My brother is the same age as you, he doesn't even know how to open task manager Who the fuck goes to a death metal concert and yells freebird?!?!? *** *** On a school ski trip. 4 per room and there was 2 beds so you have to share a bed with another person. Guys with guys and girls with girls obviously. When I woke up in the morning and the person I had to share the bed with was spooning me and had morning wood which I could feel on my back . I slept on the floor the next night. Back in my tech support days, I had to trouble shoot quite a few (old) people who tried to insert while twisting these.... Period posts are monopolized "'Just turn it inside out...' " You and your asshole reaming... I heard what you said I know that person you're healing he chats in a stream I go to every night. Want me to apologize for you? (: Oh my god I had totally forgotten this. I bought a poppy the other day and not 2 minutes later I realized I had lost it. Or did my response go over your head? Lol, right FUCK. The one time I was expecting to be bozarking'd. I see what you did there. That girl is like 6 years old.... She said.... they were little kids, man. Why don't you sell bear pelts? that's how i felt. a couple weeks or so later i finally figured out why the small dog went into her room as well. Want girl in green to move her head will do sir You keep West Virginia, add Louisville but put Colorado State above Cincinnati.... Thank you so much, sir. > That is unacceptable as an answer. White people.... I will take everything into account that is not based on the fact im 22 then That thought passes by me all the time when I see the sweet old lady at church, or the lady at the store "Oh, I bet she got gangbanged more then once" The fuck brain? 'Teached'? That's not a fucking word. You mean 'taught'. I'll give that a shot, thanks I've been here for six months. I thought this is what the site did for most of it ... ... Anytime that the blanket is ripped off of you, I think it's just the worst. I mean all cozy in the blanket. All of the sudden, SWOOSH! Woken up at that very moment. always "...whom he had spent one sweaty nig" "..ht over a year ago" ohhhhhhh So I'm at the launch "party" for MW3 at my local GameStop and what do I find?? People playing Magic the Gathering. I didnt know people still played that. He had a stroke while playing poker College dorm alarms are the worst for me, being in North Dakota, and having to go wait outside for twenty minutes with the wind chill below zero. In the first month, my dorm had more fire alarms pulled then all of last year... Apparently in China you can buy and eat soup made out of human fetuses. does not even begin to describe how I feel about this. This is the precise definition of a rave Ha, yes. Although in all seriousness, I do love that song. not sure if girl or guy. frymeme.jpg then go on I'm sorry sir, but this comment indicates that there is some chance that you believed this was a real trailer. 1) First of all, men at 15 years old? And seriously, unless she's mature for her age, 13 is really fucking young. I'm not saying this as some crotchety old person. At 13, I was more prone to kick guys than feel mature enough to make dating decisions. Slavery quiz asks what 'color' I am. Hunting species in danger of extinction is not cool Damn you Internet *Allegedly.* The source is a comment on reddit I don't even... Look at how it ranks in favourites Came here just to say that, and to do this It's really creepy. Everyone at NYCC made this face . Followed by, "HE IS CREEPY AS FUCK." If you are Nigerian why is your email in Gujarati This subreddit never disappoints. I am so conflicted on whether I should approve or disapprove. Obviously wrong subreddit are you Israeli?...that seemed like a joke my dad would make. Redditor for one day. I'll be watching you. I agreed with your first sentence but then you brought up 12/21/12 Why is she apologizing for her thoughts? Tell her that she doesn't need to do that EVER. The moon comes out for some portion of the day depending on what its phase is. I learned this in kindergarten. I'm not even joking. Blurry could be the lighting. And ... the strap ... doesn't look like it's pulled taut Well, technically, you **did** intend for them to read your comment, you know, since you posted a comment directed toward them on one of their posts. it's music and culture and the class is actually pretty fun.. I love anthro as a generality, but the class ends at 10pm and is two and a half hours long Install `lohit-fonts` from the AUR. Sounds way too much like Abba... uncrop Definitely don't r/Atheism did you really think this would work? When you click the link it makes the look like a crying vampire. "plot" will be the 3rd dlc? yeah that's what i meant Yes, youth wages on awards can be much lower when you're under 21. Which is frustrating when you're over 18, and under 21, because then they can pay you under the minimum wage. take a seat Redditor for fourteen days. I'll be watching you. Redditor for 60 days. We have been watching you. how the fuck did this get front page? .gif Should have spell-checked. Should also have my glasses on. Self, I am disappoint. no. She tried to boot an old woman from the handicapped seats?? <nothingtodohere.jpg> Barcelona AND Spurs?! Akk, use of improper grammar and numbers in place of words... Because it wasn't the first time he'd done that sort of thing to me. But it was the last. "Cronkey" This article says she's 43 but her eldest daughter is 20... damn apparently she was pregnant at 13. I agree to all of your points, but GM food is a mystery. I'm for innovation, I don't eat organic, but I worry about what problems might come up. Also just because GM has the same components, doesn't mean they're the same. concentrate juice has the same components as actual fruit juice, but we know it to be absolutely different. The only qualm in the face of all the real good GM food does is the possibility for disaster. But we humans pull this crap all the time. probably be fine She looks hotter now that she has before... Hmm I smell something slightly plastic Winter? I think you should check your calendar. I feel like I've lost 30mns of my life doing the same thing... Zilean knows that feel bro... *Ult* --> *Ulted person runs away from fight* I'll be there, as I'm a big fan of "slick willies", wait till you see the decoration. This is a repost and you know it > Can't tell if flattering or not. Buying at a gun show isn't a straw purchase. are you sure its actually a tac light? it might just be that massive lens flare visible from almost any direction and just as bright as a tac light I wouldn't say it "grew from scratch"... At my leaving party this Friday. As someone was shaving my eyebrow off Feel weird... Down there? I've been saying this for a while now. I usually go to s2e12. Anakin and Obi Wan escorting the duchess. When Anakin takes on the droids in this one you can almost feel the power in it. The sound combined with whatever they did with the animation style, you could swear Anakin was growing stronger by every swing of his blade. I think one cool thing no one ever mentioned in this epi was the contrast of Anakin. He was in the zone taking out the droids, like the Jedi he should have been. Then you have the ending. I don't know what he is " " about but nice timing on the account creation. How'd you penetrate my fap-tress of solitude!?! Aaalrighty then, guess I'll take my common sense and basic decency and go sit way over there, then. >I'm over here preaching OWS, and am not eligible to vote. You waited a month plus to say that? A great question! I've little intuition for this because I tend to assume that if I've read it, it must be pretty well-known. I've many times gotten -ed for casually mentioning a book that is actually somewhat obscure without elaborating. Anyway, I'm curious to know what people will think of the obscurity (or not?) or the books in my supposedly-not-famous list. And I think this one is kind of famous, but it earned me some 's at a dinner last night, so *Pnin* (Nabokov). You'd best explain this, because it's coming across as though you're saying that prepaid phones aren't tapped. I literally ed I see what you did there "They're" Nintento No it was the alien fridge of bullshit... TERRY GROSS I don't care which you play but it baffels me that people buy a game which is basically a replica with minor changes to the previous one. And it's not cheap at all its actually quite expensive That's unfortunate because the guy is pretty hot and this would probably be the first thing he didn't die in. Nice try, Lannisters No iPad support L'Hopital's rule? One of those is totally a golden snitch, and I think the right bottom one is a human femur bone. "Hi Dad" almost ruined it for me. Charge your phone! Too bad this is during the night of a million speedways. It might be an Asian thing. One of my co-workers still have the plastic film stuck on his phone. He says "Why pay for screen protector when the phone came with one." ** ** Where's that TPS Report I've been waiting for? Claimed it cost 3 cents a page due to printer wear and tear Wow, it's like there isn't a single player campaign that is excellent... "Richard Handl?" I'm ashamed to be making so juvenile a comment, but did I really just read an article about a physics nerd named "Dick Handle?" Phreak sounds like a complete asshole Im currently in my 2nd year of engineering and I competely agree with the OP. We have a class called RCM 300 (with an option of taking an extra year to take more RCM classes) that basically teaches how to write in a professional environment. No symbolism, no poetry, we look at writting memos, resumes, technical reports, formal reports, etc. It is by far more useful than an english class. That being said....I still have to take an english class next semester Someone did. Especially beef tacos. People fap while other people are in the next room? Are all teenage girls superficial and avoidant of actual substance in a guy? Because I don't look like some adonis = social admonishment. Why can't you believe it worked out for them? It's the most basic of pranks...I almost feel like giving you a downvote for being unnecessarily incredulous. I 'd love to get Founder status, especially since I bought the Hardened Edition. Trying to sign up has given me nothing but code 500 errors From Wikipedia: "Earwigs are nocturnal; they often hide in small, moist crevices during the day..." What other single player games did you have in mind? And you better not say Mass Effect You should be happy I'm not throwing a Pokéball at you right now, since I have scissors and a needle, I could turn you into a female Abra... ಠ_ಠ Or he could actually go and vote. How nice of you not to blank out the names Ilia. I'm sure Zack, Mariana and Sterling will appreciate it. You mean L’Hospital [lopi'tal] ? - how about you don't? Button for would be awesome. I just have to save it in a .txt file and google "Look of Disapproval" when I forget where it is. fucking epic as hell on earth That's what I assumed, too. I was dead wrong. *sob* Just imagined the removal like the shattering of the T-1000 in Terminator. Edit: proven wrong Coors ** ** Turnip soup. > edit: You even seemingly admitted this yourself but still went with it for some odd reason. Christian hypocrisy is the only thing being shamed. Apparently no small tragedy, according to the feedback so far. Why did you just post his comment again. Making "real" music. . Not sure if trolling. Didn't get one this time either... "The content owner has not made this video available on mobile." I guess since making one up is out of the question... Thank you for dragging me also to hell with u! Am I taking crazy pills? mmj's kilt and your link both have green. Too bad I CAN'T FUCKING SEE THE BUTTON! Why dont you take a seat Not a single game from TES series is on it? No Fallout? No GTA? What a fucking joke of a list, lol. 69 days... i completely agree, and i appreciate the point you're making. that's also how i would aproach it any real debate or conversation... about religion anyway. However, this is r/atheism, the atheist community on an internet forum, and today i feel like calling the guy who thinks that god is the explanation for beautiful sunsets stupid. I´ll have a degree in IR in a few months. Your username. First of all, thank you for writing this. I have vaginismus and it's hard to find any good information about it. My first gyno just told me to drink a class of wine and try to relax. I found out when I was 18 with my boyfriend, (now fiancee) and we took the "just keep trying until it works" technique which, as it turns out, was about the worst possible approach. Fortunately for me, I eventually found a good doctor that actually knows what vaginismus is and has treated it before, and my fiancee is incredibly supportive. I wish there was more research into the subject, it's incredibly depressing to have. I used to cry every time I googled the topic >_> I'm glad to say that the treatment is going well, and hopefully I'll get my sex drive back one day and have an awesome sex live :) Why is this a .gif? "the head of athiests" ... phuck photobucket i cant see the image Are you sure you read it? It's like the whole last two chapters of A Dance with Dragons. ... I've had this same experience. I love their reasoning - Viagra is for a medical disorder, and therefore "necessary," whereas birth control is "optional." ... your......wife must be......quite a looker :) ............ .......I would've. What do you mean keep em wide open? Poor thing Rose is just so cheesy, though, if you don't already know Doctor Who is awesome. Some people are willing to give it to the time to prove itself, but some people (like my boyfriend ) let the cheesier episodes convince themselves Doctor Who isn't worth watching. No, it's not. I have never seen this before. At all. TL;DR does not apply to single-sentences First thing I did was to check the username. Nope not multiple_personalities. Lego Universe should have been that game. No, I think you're going to have to explain yourself now, buddy. Whore errrrr... I don't get it Hmmm cant tell with her clothes on Man it would suck to be pregnant during the zombie apocalypse... Why the (even Princess Mononoke)? Redditor for two months yet has memory of everyone on Reddit being nice. Aw damn, wish I didn't know that. I was watching the IGN video review of MW3 but an ad for BF3 comes on. 82 Orange and Blue I don't usually respond to uninformed trolls, but when I do... Well shit. I don't have a window, so I did it out my door. And then I was reminded by the RA that it's nearly midnight. OH REDDIT. I don't know shit about cars. The check engine light came on, so I went to an expert. ^^^ I saw this too Muggles is my friends dogs name A government that spends its tax money on the welfare of its citizens. Obviously this is totally unacceptable. Because all girls must put out, right? When I clicked that there was a picture of a baby next to it That wasn't even a good one Creepy I know the originals were the best but up to 251 was pretty good. After that, I don't know what they were thinking >first thing that came to my mind was "wtf!! woman power"? hold down the alt key and press 3232 then let go of alt and then space to get ಠ then type _ then hold alt and type 3232 and let go of alt and press space again to get ಠ all together you get More fetuses than women... Cello Suite Number 6. Wish I'd had 3 weeks. I may have said it at some other point, but mine was out in a couple days, thanks to my sister-in-law. Mine is November 5th, and I was a a week and a half early.... *What hump?* As a historian, I cannot enough. What is this Big Chief you speak of? No matter how hard you study or try, you will never be as rich and successfully as the Kardashians, Snooki or Beiber. For a full second I thought this was all one big workout. Why did they even CC that? Every time I've gone to Wendy's Oh god I read it all **I'm fucking colorblind.** Some friends and I would be interested in playing, though I'm not sure what you mean by "competitively". Also, Brawl plus? Custom modding ftw. Turns out you have the price right, people are just saying its lower and buying for that price ...IT *BROKE* . THE SHOW IS BETTER OR AS GOOD AS THE COMICS. There I said it, I'll now prepare myself for the lynching and possible ban from this subreddit. WHAT...SOMETHING OUT OF LINE BETTER POST LE Right... Because we've never heard of a stawman before. That's not actually its purpose, that's just what the bot wants you to think You are assuming the lengths are the same ? That is African wildlife for you, poachers killing rare animals, and pushing them to the verge of extinction for their own need. Agreed! The part that made me giggle though, was when I asked him if whales existed and he just replied *"I have no idea"*. HAHA he has no idea about whales, but seems to believe in god, or an afterlife or the very book in which he got those ideas. <- indeed. I dare you to tell the truth But without the Krikkit War there wouldn't exist any cricket How do you know I don't like sodomy I guess I'll cancel my pre-order then. 99% If I'd have done this, you guys would have seen a massive stack of text books, battlefield 2 case, and a jar of curry sauce been staring at the shortcut for 10 minutes now. "Why aren't there more guys like you??" -- "Why aren't there more guys like you??" -- I have a sticker in the center of the bumper on my 2011 Outback. It pretty much sums up how I feel about almost every other driver on the road. Yes I have... Ive used when traveling to countries that have air quality that you could cut with a knife. The mood is never dead, and shark week is not a reason to not have sex lol'd in class... now everyone has to put away their laptops... you made me ruin it for everyone Can I have $12 since you allowed my personal information to be compromised? *"feed my eyes"* The Blaze? You sent me to an obviously conservative blog for proof of media bias to the left? sorry to correct you, but its Chew *resistant* I can't tell you how many times I've had to explain this to pet parents trying to return them. Its a bed... NOT a chew toy Damnit, got tricked into going to a Perez Hilton site. 'Conti' But no bacon ....... That stops me from eating there. Eh ... Uh ... Whu ... Huh ... Bu ... Eh ... Meh ... That's awesome. Maybe your cat came back in my cat but as a female. I'm aware of that, believe me, the " " was directed at how pants-on-head retarded this guy is. uh... what? If only ignorance was truly bliss... Are you in middle school? Who the fuck laughs at asthma? Because you arent from Minnesota, you dont know cold I'm not legal or interested. "Says the guy who plays a game whose fanbase is notorious for calling people "fags" and "n*ggers". " I am not Trey This isn't cheap, this is at market value and higher. Yeah I hate it when my juice boxes are still completely drinkable. If ever in my life I would've confused one thing for another, spinal cords for chains would've been the last thing. so we lefties are poop-handed for life, huh I was mid-laugh when I read your username. My first time.....killed all my squadmates My gtx 580 is at 45c. and i7 920 @3.6ghz is at 36c....I'm in Florida . Among other things, expect a lot of s. Why are they painting the wall a slightly different shade of brown I'm just kidding, he's alive... Wow, they're really stickin' it to the man with that one! The heck? <While still falling> "I'm good! I'm good!" Suck on them... to get them wet?... before you throw them into a ***pool full of water***? I say, sir, you must be talking about a different show. There was only one season of Heroes. Just like there are only three Star Wars movies The dogs on the AC&C photos look like they are prepared for being hanged. Diet. I bet he could knit with only one hand, solo. He sells his fine knitted goods at the java hut. Its his job, at "the hut". You can clearly see he catches himself with his hands as he flips over. That's called a back handspring. At least be right if you're going to ruin my joke. Glad I'm not alone! Whenever I express my opinions about her all my friends are like I can't recall the last time I saw a redditor post a picture of their girlfriend and they weren't attractive... Your Username Reefers > you are bringing Wayne Rooney into a Messi/Ronaldo discussion If I was there just give me Fallout or elder scrolls games, not CS It looks like a vagina necklace, and the description saying it has a "realistic wet look" doesn't help. I am that kid in the picture. I was 10 at the time. If you can get a sample of his handwriting...... Probably the most appropriate use of I've seen. Doesn't...everybody? But you mocked the idea that we came from dirt/dust... now you say "Exactly the idea." I cannot express how many this requires. Great! As if my fear of bees and hornets wasn't bad enough yet! Oh god friggin' fruit flavored lip balm/gloss. Especially cherry-flavored or something. Ugghhh all of my self-restraint **Always** start new tv shows from episode 1 This was in 84... What's with all the comments dissing it for using old technologies? It's because it was almost 3 decades ago! "milking the buffalos" Holy shit windows 2000? Get in my bed. Kenton is part of Portland. And on weekends when they shut down lanes, it's a virtual parking lot... Five years of this? Time to relocate. Fuckin terrible. Someone asked to coach me. He immediately tried to troll me by directing me to walk off cliffs or into heavy enemy fire. Modern combat, real racing, xplane. Keep the KV and the KV-3 for the garage slots, which will be coming Soon™ (March... ) So true, I just wish they planed their obsolescence to last two years Man memes have become pop culture for EVERYONE. I remember when NEDM was a fad, and even then it was used in moderation... Still better than nyan cat. Still hasn't fixed How do you misspell dirt and not notice. He inserts lots of unnecessary commas in his writing. I couldn't help but notice. good news for me too, right? WTF is so hard about giving us a god damn date? ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGG!!!!!!!111!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!11!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!1!!1 maybe *here?* A bro never admits he can't drive? Even if said bro has been drinking? She admitted to being a slut. Hey corporations... I see what you did there. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) OH NO, YOU DON'T! ** ** Who is no more than two I still don't see why you're involved in this, you did nothing against your morals! Joe on the other hand . Which means you don't fully respect the majority of women then. And that's your reason. You quit your jobs for this? College tuition. Thanks for the heads up. I didn't even think about it considering it greeted me on facebook I'm pretty sure I've seen this before. >Always start new tv shows from episode 1 (except for parks and rec, start season 2) This was all a joke. ' ' at all the people who upvoted. I agree. And that was shot on an iPhone 4 and it still looks better. Just this time. Yeah, buying an iPod or iPhone is such a bad idea. How do you legalize trafficking to a country where it's illegal... ** ** Doesn't matter had sex. Music is bad? > anyway... Because America is the ONLY place in the whole world where atheists are downtrodden by the religious I know I'm gonna sound like a dumbass but how did you make that smile face thing. I know how to make but not that. I'll Play them all. > Because America is the ONLY place in the whole world where atheists are downtrodden by the religious Dr. Oz does not count. If that happens I leave fukken carnaval season No it didn't. Misleading username is misleading Yeah I feel ya... I have some friends (some are level 20+) that only play that mode and you see their wins in Co-op Vs AI, and it's +100. LOL WHAT?! Then you see their normal game wins and they are -100 (or not even past 50). One of their reason is that they need to practice a champion and perfect them until they feel confident about their skills to play in a normal game. It just defeats the purpose of playing online. Oh and they are still bad (relative to their play time in Co-op). Physically impossible.... words/concepts.... stop being a moron and read what you wrote... *No go on, go on* With that giant English flag on their chests it's hard to miss Then how could you abandon it because of dialog?!?!?! Sure! And ff you'd like I'll do the rest of your year's homework too! That way you won't have to put in any effort to learn anything! *Memebase*d This girl is "traumatized" because everyone can see these photos.... So ABC shows them on the nightly news..? So, you didn't help make it? Disappointment in Yzerman? You can't smoke acid I hate it when some person gets paranoids and trips and says their weed was laced with acid... Thats bad man, ive never seen comic like that, maybe some kind a new ads strategy to get clicked Yes, because letting states decide what's best for their students is better. God knows the south has too much "science" to deal with, we should let them nix that whole subject. Cyanide ponds? "add a scoop to your water bottle before working out" Every lab needs TWO MORE LABS! Who would do that? YOUTUBE: What do you think of this - Cute (4) 70 years = 13 hours At first I was all That misspelling had me thoroughly confused for a good bit before I figured it out. I haven't read any Hulk before either, and it's pretty easy to get into. The art is really cool, even though some of the dialogue is pretty cheesy (pig-men ) I'm 18 years old and I know what those are This is brilliant. But what I want to know is, what did they do to my Elite set? Thus, if you feel the need for guaranteed money, make an offer. I always wonder why cats will sit on paper instead of the floor...or lay on a cardboard box instead of their bed I bought for them... I'm 18 and know what the fuck they are so yes. Tasteful... > <-- I'm using chrome dammit! > wrong again, I'm using 64-bit win 7 I dunno if she'd like you comparing her ladyparts to something that can accommodate 30,000 men per hour. Are you fucking kidding me with the tumble weeds? Fuckin hipsters. I know this picture from it being my boyfriend's spraypaint on TF2 You paedophile Possibly...but don't you dare compare me to Marvin, you subterranean homesick alien you Last Updated: Wednesday, 10 August 2005, 10:16 GMT 11:16 UK Sriracha Tiger Zoo. All I can imagine is tigers and hot sauce at that zoo Upvote for you, sir. My very exact thoughts. Torturing animals is NEVER okay. But I think it's a bit ironic that cats equally torture living creatures (mice, birds, squirrels, etc) and all of a sudden it's "okay" just because it's instinctual to them... (> )>ｻ Because "increase your risk" means that it will definitely happen i literally just grabbed mine, squeezed them into funny shapes and wiggled them all around in a desperate bid to find something that would make them unappealing to my fiance... he told me to keep going. Just started playing yesterday. Saw this, didn't understand it. Pressed wrong button 15 minutes ago, now it all makes sense (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻) Me children are starving... and you give me a cigar? When I was new to facebook I used to run those stupid apps because I like questionnaires ( ). Later on I realized I didn't have the option NOT to post the crappy results in my wall.... never took another quiz. Threw. umm.. i would too I remember it being the kind of place that was in business Aren't those suppose to be taken orally yeah, the whole NFC West needs to pick up their game, and consistently win games. Deion Sanders referred to the division as 'cupcake' yesterday; I was offended Yeah, pine pallets are exactly what you want to burn in your indoor stove ٩(-̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ ٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶ (•̪●) d(-_-)b q(-.¤)p q(-.-)p ¯¯̿̿¯̿̿'̿̿̿̿̿̿̿'̿̿'̿̿̿̿̿'̿̿ ̿)͇̿̿)̿̿̿̿ '̿̿̿̿̿̿\̵͇̿̿\=( )=/̵͇̿̿/'̿̿ ̿ ̿̿ How the fuck is that shit so delicious? Yep, right here, connected to the radiator. what the fuck I see what you did there. I'd like a minecraft code, because i have a niece and nephew that have watched me play, and loved it to death. I thought it'd be nice to get them their own account, but since i'm too young to get a job, i can't afford one, nor could i even purchase a copy of minecraft if i did have the funds, because i don't have a credit or debit card . i hope you stub your toe on something hard today... >TP snob. Are you serious? That is not maize. for me chrome froze - making windows offset the frozen apps' window by a few pixels, then fading its contents to white. Until I realized what happened - fucking scary I didn't come here for this. That's just... Clever enough to make me hungry. Except Mala Are you propositioning me? I'm a skinny girl living in Montreal and I don't think it's ever been cold enough to justify wearing that many pairs of pants, unless you're actually living outside. I have the same problem as gangplank. I ult to help my team members, and then watch, instead of paying attention to my current fight elseware. Let people die... ?! "Worst part"? You can't be serious... - wtf? Some people Dentures. I'm game for that. Look, this is my game face. ... VHS Player? A couple months ago some friends and I took Wits and Wagers in there. This was our first time playing it, so everything was brand new. We're on the last question and the girl we went with knocks over her glass; beer and shattered glass all over the playing chips. agree with ! canister shells suck... LMG ist still way more efficient vs infantry I'm pretty confident that there is a conspiracy to only hold these when I'm out of the province mordecai has his hand on rigby's head The face you're looking for is Come here to this. I don't believe the game is streaming on NFL Baby stuff. Try Atlanta Woah. From the thumbnail I thought it was a baby wearing a man as a tan top. But the stream I was watching started playing Australian commercials while I was waiting for authentication... lol, I just noticed that we literally shot up approx 500 in 2 days so I just 'd and decided to post this Hahaha!!! I love my Nana. She tought me my manners. Now get your elbows off the table! Fucking death grips. As a Carleton graduate, I recommend you keep a look on your face. Why are they not all uptokes? \ / self deprecating comments are dumb. Cease this at once It's weird because there are girls named Vanessa, Becca, Ally, and Amber in my school. And, the personalities match... I lol'ed at your comment then again at your username. Well played, sir. > How... how the hell are you still using netherweave bags I joined a pug the other day, and I'm... a rather talkative girl. I don't like to sit in vent silently for 3 hours, so if it's a friendly group, i'll chit chat or joke around. Had a rogue declare his love for me in raid chat, and I don't remember where i got this line from (Was a comedian or something), but flipped around and said "I love you too, but I think we should see other people". Thought it was funny at the time, thought about it later, kinda felt like a terrible person. And, at the end of the raid, I realized I had a living ember or two that hadn't been there before , when the master looter said he was taking them for his gbank. That being said, I didn't say anything, kept the embers, made one of my guildies a pair of shoes >.> I was born June 13th, 1981. Damn it mom, should have squeezed me out 2 days earlier!! the tent is 32" x 32" x 63" not quite a microgrowery, well it is in cali The people who answered 20... messupeverypossibleway.jpg Wow, no shit, I never realized that the french flag shared colors with the american flag, even though I've only seen it a million times. Mine finished decrypting fast.. but now i'm downloading another 5 gigs for it > the majority of people put "0" for that as well It was a pictorial representation of the previous post. The previous post contains 11 words. Tomato rating 0%.... audience says 75% want to see... At first I thought you meant Animal Crossing > I socialized with horny teenagers outside my home, because I didn't want my parents to be around while I was getting my fun. My wife is from Eastern Europe and someone corrected her on her own name as well at a store. She was entering one of those in-store raffles and the person was like "oh no... that's not how you spell that" and my wife was like Upvote for making me shoot puke out of my nostrils... I used to pull all nighters that would run into the middle of the class itself... fucking ADHA Heavy: "How did I even get up here? " not cool my dad died of cancer .......(╯ ）╯ Piss right the fuck off, buddy. He is taking lower quality pictures/video than most phones would be ..............You take that back This is how I feel right now because I had Skyrim preloaded any ready and then a bit before 12 I try to open steam and it has a shit-fit. Now that it's 2 hours later it finally got online and am now re-downloading all my games. as a man i can honestly say i've never really thought of magic sandwiches like this before Base rape at 9:03 & 14:44 I don't see any Stranges Not only is this immediately relevant to my status as a CMU student, I only got to see this video posted 80 different times, each time somehow making it in the top couple pages of reddit.....now I get to see it in my college subreddit. Reddit still thinks I'm a spammer despite approving AND distinguishing it. What in all the hells is this? (/ (/ ‎(╯ ）╯ I want to know who the guy in the TLF's who writes to the motorcycle / Skrillex haircut girl EVERY DAMN WEEK. Serious stalker bait... But I poop from there! About as good looking too He needed casters and went straight to Tastosis? I doubt Tasteless or Artosis would be willing to cast in a new league any time soon. I'm pretty sure they're still busy with GSL at the moment. This makes me a sad panda. You! How? Whose dick did you suck to get that? Haha yeah same here, dreamt the craziest shit. The other night i was trying to survive an alien coral reef meteoroid attack with the love of my life. How did you acquire *this* photo? Blonde This is the one time I can literally say I was making this face the entire video: Every day I check the draw, 4pm my time, hoping I see my name 'Razyni' shown as a winner, each day I'm filled with disappointment and until the next day I am in a mood. “There's definitely a sense of anger from people. I just feel a bit sorry for Mowgli now. It's been like he's had to relive it all." - First time ever using the ragemaker! That shit is amazing (though, figuring out where everything was should have been a task assigned to me at a [0] ). Wait, wait, wait... you voiced the Flash from Justice League, Crisis on Two Earths? If you don't want to be the guy joked about, I would encourage you to use your current image to try to change the social culture at work, where those jokes aren't acceptable. Give people the when they do it. 24-hour time is all I go by. Haha, very funny. Now give my uniform back. I was standing *behind* someone as they were standing up, and *they* backstabbed me. You're reaching ...............................................around? Does she plan to murder you now? and their porn is censored! You mean this one: ? How can someone possibly reply <1 min with that long of a message There's certainly no way to fake this. Can't get into any of the common rooms. Not cool, guys. *Looks at own kid* *Looks at daughter* You know this probably belongs in r/oldpics or r/historypics, as it is r/pics is cluttered with stuff like this they look like And hardens! * * and we have this good feeling thanks.....to......*Herpbees*.............. You know, cause Oblivion didn't stay at $30 for nearly 4 years.... Hoping to find one of these somewhere; I got to play with one at the range and liked it; whenever I mention that I want to get one I get this look: Because I would like to play it sometime soon Bing Rising to dramatic climax! ಠ_ಠ..... just Hmmmm... of course. I wonder what kind of person would do that? It couldn't possibly be that I might be doing it myself... people are too busy playing war games. That's the most disgusting thing I've seen I'm in Hufflepuff. ಠ_ಠ ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Someone is using Installous "catraliard" Why in God's name would you name your son Perry knowing his last name is Ellis Cop: Damn it! That was my line... u_u After the wizard high ins speech I was full of pride. Knew it wouldn't last! Thanks same r u srs EMINENT domain. Worst bonerkill ever. If you click the re-directed page, it leads you to his "real" page. (I think Issey is a foreign name/nickname?) Check out how many people liked that one.. Eating...what? How do you know this information. Are you working for them? Who sent you!! We won't need him if Big Bobby Jenks gets healthy This is not the least bit funny. Yeah, until the fucking hill people get you. Nice try, hill people you stole this from r/furry, didn't you Gave my mom the Heimlich maneuver when she choked on her lunch in a restaurant once. Afterwards all she could talk about was how embarrassed she was and she didn't even thank me nether do I My last name is irish for "baby cow" and my first name is Chuck... While you're here....can I ask if you've experienced the skinny jeans smelling HORRIBLE? I bought a pair there and didn't notice at first, brought them home and they REEKED of moth balls. I washed them literally about 7 or 8 times and the smell would not quit. I brought them back to the store and the lady said "oh yeah, the stretchy pants like skinny jeans and jeggings smell awful. I have to keep my jeggings in a separate room". Naturally, this was my face: So creepy and strange to guesstimate where I am sitting in relation to this photo all these stories are just about people pissing on each other One of the officer's riot shields has an attractive blood stain on it I prefer to be alone rather than having a girlfriend with such fetishes. I'm quite positive that women FUCKING do this on purpose The same reason that you run into the bathroom and start tickling him when he's trying to poop It's Veterans' day, asshole...... Wait...wait a minute...you didn't change the bed covers? hahahahahaha yes Yeah, they do. I remember I was trying to snipe a deer from a distance, and the minute I released my arrow, a wolf started attacking it. My arrow killed the wolf instead of the deer, and the latter got away. People who do this, think they're SOOO funny And if you're a female and you want to buy the TIME one? Same. Fucking UPS, didn't even ship it from Massachusetts yet even though it arrived there at 7AM. Just picture me waking up and as I pick up my shirt like a few inches from my face there he was I instantly dropped my shirt and he was still chillin there, as I tried to capture him, he/it kept going to my shirt .. Also he/it escaped and is currently under my bed The xbox is laying on carpet... ... They don't call it "Poppy Day" **anywhere**. Mine showed up 1 state over (like 3 or 4 hours of driving) at 7 AM, and never left from there. Goto Twilight Shy? I do mine like this I doubt his paw is bigger than your palm . I'm 6'4 with appropriately sized hands (Can palm a basketball, but not *easily*), and your cat would have to be of the radioactive monster variety to have a paw bigger than my palm. Naked dude in the woods!? . Now I know why that guy is sneaking up behind you. And your karma. So... you're passively asking someone to gift you a copy? Pinkie Flower...Well that was anticlimactic. Can't wait until I get married and become Pinkie Twinkle. ~720k views on When I'm grandmaster. ~6k subscribers I get where the word comes from and all, but the first thing I think of after "digitally" is a computer. ...my old router was a D-Link. Oktoberfestbier....im McDonalds Colaglas? > Kendra? I swear this is the FIFTH time I've seen it this week. He had been known by my parents to embark on wild sleep-walking adventures (just not the sleep-peeing part), so fortunately I can with quite a bit of certainty say "yes". My problem was that the moans didn't stop when I muted the TV. > Catching them in the act of kitty salad-tossing Well, at least the 3 layers wouldn't upset me, I actually enjoy that. Also, the traffic issue doesn't seem too different from the freeways here in LA. Speaking of LA, I'm also pretty envious of people with actual oxygen to breath Hey, congratulations! I wonder if you talk dirty to a 17 year old saying "next year" can you still get in trouble. Sonofabitch If you dare throw that table at me, Imma fucking murder you dead n proper! But not New Coke. Ew, gross dude, your karma is showing. No. oh just a little staged!? Apple Dash. (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ The whole grapefruit? Then again, all history is past history... I don't know if you know this or not, but clocks are programmable to any time you want them to display. You're not helping Then make one and start stamping There is no Kingdra Was that man pantsless? ### So I see this group of elves walking with a prisoner. I talk to the first one, she's kinda bitchy. If I get too close to the prisoner she pulls a dagger and warns me not to get involved. I back away. As they're walking away I chat with the last guard in the group and she asks me if I follow the nine divines. I decide to remain silent so she gets pissed and attacks me. first off i think it goes without saying this guy isnt actually a dice employee. secondly i just searched his name in battlelog and hes in a reddit server whats going on here. It took me longer than it should have to figure out that was looped decent? at first i was like but then i was like \m/ all pigs must die! exactly ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Thought it was shopped...googled "touched sandusky." Holy shit. This has nothing to do with Batman's ass Yes, I can totally see how the added 2 grams would really weigh you down. This is staged. She did it at nearly all her concerts on her tour. WHY WAIT AMIRITE?? Anyone else was bothered by the camera lady's constant interruptions. Dude would be getting to some great punchlines and she'd cut him off. >Am I the only one who finds everything about this post offensive? Interspecial transgender rape. Nothing wrong here He's pecking Jake's head.......... Yeah, cause 2010 was *forever* ago "Mainstream" change things. Remember commodore 64 times? Games evolved and became mainstream. Now we have an sub - evolved awesome branch and i'm frightened about losing it Such an under rated actress. I loved her work on entourage as a drug addicted porn star. This saddens me. But your ( )┌∩┐ makes me happy. Why innovate when you can litigate? Ok, fine, I *don't want to kill someone.* I somehow doubt all attacks are kill-or-be-killed, or that there isn't anything short of lethal force that would get at least some attackers to stop. Maybe if guns were like phasers and had a 'stun' option I'd be more inclined. vwpolo... repost much? Same for me about 1%er celebrities showing up at OWS. (Alec Baldwin, I'm looking at you... Taping? My understanding is that it was done live Nobody cares What is this I don't even Gainesville in Florida is good? I know right! I was just looking for my next fix... i dont think the nadzys would like it very much either did he ask what first world countries fought against the US? You should really stop sipping on mouthwash straight up rude and burdening. It's definitely something most Koreans would consider a huge "Shil-Lye" or act of impoliteness. Glad you said no. Koreans like this really irk me.. And the nerve that person had to even try bringing 3 other people as if herself wasn't bad enough This was indoors? I hope you gave him the look of disapproval That looks like a dude Ah, sonofabitch has white on his coat, too...Scumbag horse. That's what I thought. But I once saw a girl in a restaurant who couldn't have been more than four years old playing with an ipad. saw the word skyrim.. left very disappointed "I don't get it, I'm looking but I can't find whatever it is I'm sup... " There are some things you don't need to share with reddit He still IS one of the best... I more or less assumed that's what was going on. However, we were only a table away from them and we could pretty easily tell they were well off, so who knows? Creepy PMs? Scumbag Japan: Makes hentai; Doesn't allow dildo in a game. I notice you didn't include any ones that have a Reddit button... wow, now 70. I'm scared to think that I've read more books in Skyrim than I have in my whole life... Yes. I can honestly say I know more than one person like this. One guy always brags about how nice his Invictas are and how little he spent to look good compared to everyone else's watches that spent real money Very nice, except for that Bruins flag yeah, and the fact that Stalin killed more Russians than hitler did Jews is completely besides the point, and the cold war, eastern Europe, Berlin wall,etc. etc. etc... ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ What. The. Fuck. Did. I. Just. Watch. AT WORK I haven't found one reply that's not sex related What. the. fuck. is that wrinkled concrete dick pointing up at the ceiling in the background. BRB locking my framerate at 30fps Was it just me that noticed he just coulda took a step up instead of flashing? Well, somebody's certainly **angry** ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Prison currency. OH SWEET JESUS. You laugh but how o YOU act around a little spider? Haha....some years ago, a friend of mine actually had an AA class with Randy (richmonder here), and apparently the dude kept a bottle of vodka in his car that he was practically drinking like water. Ridiculous. Also ridiculous that those guys are the second highest paid metal band in the world Comiket? My neighbors put up Halloween decorations on October 3rd. 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She included men and asked us where we were as if we have done nothing. ** ** Little risk to his life?... Anti-aircraft guns anyone? ~~I'm gonna kill everyone and thing~~.... I can't BELIEVE I pre-ordered it, 2 months ago... at the wrong store...... * * You will one day learn how to differentiate between *needs* and *wants*. One does not equal the other. Also, don't beg. I don't go to r/mylittlepony anymore. Some of those bronies like MLP a little too much. ~~ ~~ They so do! And they don't seem to realise! Had another chick whose bf treats her AMAZINGLY, next thing she's posted links on "How to treat your gf like a princess" and deletes any comments telling her her bf does... dude, i know a girl like this. She hates hipsters, yet she totally acts and dresses like one My SO is trans and when I saw that post my heart sank. Then I find out it's satire. Way to give someone a heart attack. ... papa jumba? too bad that kid is a dirty cheater ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ I don't know, but knowing my dad, he probably earned it. Oh, and you forgot to mention that the parrot is named "Lolita" ... It's even less clear now Yes, Disney is pure undiluted evil and have never produced anything remotely worth watching. i see 6 second last form balls (to the left of spaceman) could you elaborate on number 7? I read that as 'your parents don't know how to deal with it'. Has everyone heard of the free archery training? As revolting as it is, yes, people still rub the same bar of soap on their skin they used the day before (and possibly others have used ), and then leave the putrid feces covered animal fat bar sitting in the shower to incubate bacteria and mold for their next ritual "cleansing". I mix a large amount of peanut butter into mine. I've gained weight like a mofo and haven't dared weigh myself for weeks You sound like a psychopath. Do you kill small animals with your hands and think its fucking hilarious as well? Baskets eh? Ugh. I had a gay man ask me at what age was I molested. Because apparently to be bisexual you need to have had some sort of trauma. My local McDonalds ran out of cheese once. isnt that the price? ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Isn't it funny how that works out? /r/gonenatural, a place to celebrate girls who don't wear makeup...but not ugly girls. And then they tell us we're lazy and just need to work hard, pull ourselves up by our bootstraps like they did. Housing was not 10x or more the median salary when they were my age, university was *free* for them. And they have the **nerve** to turn around and say "oh, we had it hard too". /rage While using my ipod a notification pops up: windows defender has detected a virus Are you serious? Please tell me you are trolling He's complaining about having to log in to lurk... why you shouldn't? yeah, umm, ok well...hold on I'm thinking.. ..still thinking... That was uhhh disturbing. I see your faces and raise you a I don't want to live on this planet anymore. I've never heard of this "three months' salary" rule. My ring was $80. I'm frugal, I hate spending money on material items. It's been one day Digg actual cannibalism You need to explain to me what you mean by "upgrade" ** ** Just missed Miss A by a second!! They looked so good too, would have been a great photo! ..dude. Clothed, seriously? Off topic: I have been asked to give over bank details and my tax file number before I even had a job offer to "make things quicker if you get the job". Needless to say, I refused. @Medic90 I'm eyeballing you. This was going around Ops this week... and we have a medic 90... I thought the "Apps" page the OP linked to was the downloads page But then they aren't as flavorful Update your apps man! Professionals have STAINDARDS All I see are penises. I like how during his performance they only showed the black judge I.. I cannot believe.. I .. I read it all My boyfriend does this to me alllll the time. ...oh sweet baby jesus. You go to amsterdam and the only photo you bring back is of **A BICYCLE**?!?! ?ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ That's the cutest nail varnish rack I've seen yet! I also love your blues, I loooooovveeee blues! But what scares me is when people post things like "I have a nail varnish addiction..." and show their collection and I realise if they are addicted, what does that make me? No name blurrs? Ouchie Drop her in a pit? "Real woman"? >EA, take note and don't fuck with BioWare. I saw all of this disclaimer text as well. I wasn't sure if it was just standard text they have on all returns or if it was specific to this recall. Makes me a little weary about sending it in if I can get charged $100 for a product I hardly use anymore and one that is not worth anywhere near $100 anymore. Good way to make customers feel good about the recall apple. awesomestories.com Can't be unseen " I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going. **cyanide?** what would happen? 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Sexism? In my 2X? Not cool. i see what you did there As an old guy with somewhat of a background in this area myself, I shall watch this thread closely. A 12 meg connection is pretty damn fast compared to what a lot of people in the US have. OP, are you... how to phrase this... "navigating this thread with one hand"? Image is beautiful, but come on... trolley = street car? Seriously? You can't get to the throat of these dogs. They can't even kill each other. These are the scariest animals to be in same room as. We saved ours from dog fighters that bought the dog for practice against their "prized" rottweiler and pitbulls. They were going to have the father and son destroyed because they killed all the other dogs and were then trying to kill each other day and night. He's not even related to Abe Lincoln, George Washington, and every single power ranger. **THE ENTIRE GAME IS A COMEDY. A HUMAN DESTROYING A REAPER? HAHAHA FAT CHANCE. ಠ ಠ** Woooo, Sac-town! We've got a mediocre minor league baseball team and a crappy basketball team, and that's about it! Sacramento, why do you suck so much? You might want to rethink that... For a second, I thought it was ending with you saying your kitten was your boyfriend. ... We have a world-renowned physicist answering our questions live, and that is at the top of your list? Why isn't this actually in Japan so I can eat the whole menu? You post in a subreddit complaining that you cannot post to any subreddit. So a 4th show about a new captain in the same time period. Thats what your telling me? This game: ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ >I'm looking at you, vengeful Christians . What? I never said it wasn't the driest summer. Your username made me Watch it, bud. ** ** So, you're complaining that you can exploit the environment to kill dragons easily? Enter shakira...? Wow, you tainted it for me too. But I'm still going to keep enjoying this scene and ignore that guy. It's cool Mike, we won't need that timeout later. I'm afraid if these puns aren't kept under control, they're going to have to be euthanized Chubby duckface... Yes, thank you for explaining it. Harrison needs to get up off my QB and stay away from those knees Someone took the Flux Capacitor out *This one is asking too many questions.* You better keep this up. I'll be watching you. Close enough >I don't get why stating you wanted something with thought put into it is bad Still waiting on my blow jibber. Heatran has no business being a legendary. Variable gender Really? That's the most disturbing part of this picture to you? *At first:* That no flip book. there's a dubstep version Water you doing? Another pun thread? 45 hours in and didnt know you could do that I think that the song isn't very good. It's like it has all this build up and then doesn't climax. I think you are ignoring the more important part of that statement. Neil Tyson can deflect asteroids There were many sex scenes in real life when they were married Suurr....(*looks at username*).... Some people... ... Pick my nose in public. Also, scarily large number of mutual friends we have there. Including my girlfriend... You know... the rest of reddit is right. I love you guys, but there is a *lot* of circlejerking this place Looks like someone decided to spit out a tonsil stone right onto the seat.. We don't know...therefore aliens. I did this irl had to make this account because i know the guys who made this video...wtf..we might go to the same school.. Neeeiiilll! I wanna party with u! I WANNA PARTY W U!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can't decide to Exactly. I had this face on the entire time of listening to my mother's logic: because, y'know, fuck doctors and their knowledge of drugs and how they work. It's shit like this, parents. I did **this face** irl Because Bethesda fucking said it does. > have to resort to hardscoping... This is exactly the kind of thing that ** ** is for. Na'vi here, . What have you found 6 months ago ? Protip: if you decide to keep using Rdio after the free trial, purchase your subscription on the web, not in the App Store. You get Internet and mobile access for $9.99/month by buying online, but it's $14.99 on the App Store. No joke. 200 health Don't forget about the year they claimed that the new teen fad was getting high on fermented human excrement, supposedly creates a drug called Jenkem. Im guilty in some respects. Im done w searching for electronic music. Its too trendy and now people do it because 'everyone else does it' ** ** That's what we're all trying to find out Sorry, you misunderstood me. I was saying because you failed to completely follow the rules of game nomination. I came here to ask when Robert_Houdin made an alt account Wonderful idea! But I just got on reddit to avoid doing my assignment. how did you know? You mean Clairvoyance & Flash Clearly, I'm missing something... Who the fuck else are you expecting to write an article about buried treasure and Storage Wars? Reuters? I'm a healthy American and I see us this way. ... but it doesn't have a cool name You can put two screen shots together To whomever downvoted this.........I will find you Morrowind had a form of level scaling but it was only in the wildlife/ special dungeons (similar but more obvious than to what is in Skyrim.) Oblivion just made everything scaled and you ended up with bandits wearing the best armor in the game. looks like someone ruined another classic Porsche. I know this isn't a popular opinion but that car is a classic not a 1995 Honda civic with a cheap spoiler exhaust job. They don't make real Porsches anymore (air-cooled) and desecrating an automobile icon is just... Just got it from Gamefly. It's SO rough! I've never played a more frustrating game. I just made it to the Taurus Demon. Because all British people sound the same? Does MineCraft really have spoilers Reminds me of when I had to tell my friend Samus was a girl. Y9u know I would have to agree. I'm 12. I'm a nerd. I know HTML CSS C++ and am learning python at the moment an planning to move on to UNIX. For fun one day i coded a program to do what we learned in math class (finding the instance in a number sequence. Basic yes. But fun to try and figure out the algorithm behind it) (and got extra credit :D)Built my first computer in 6 hours, and I even fix computers for money. I am a nerd (from what I can tell). Now at school I see kids wearing shirts saying I love nerds with those nerdy glasses. And I'm thinking " not all nerds have glasses like that and dress up in little bowties". And FURTHER MORE kids think they know so much about computers just because (I kid you not) THEY CAN DOWNLOAD AND INSTALL PROGRAMS. Ive even supported adults who thought that if thry bought a better plan from thrir isp their laptop would boot up faster. PEOPLE EVEN THINK Thst just becsuse an icon in their taskbsr is doing an animaton thsy they have a Virus. I'd like to see those people (mainly the ones who think they are smart for doing simple tasks) try to do the simple task of formatting a hard drive. What I think is nerds should stop being so stereotypicalized. I don't think this is how safety works I didn't think it was even possible to submit anything within 10 minutes of your last submission... OR buy a whole chocolate cake and when ever he tries to grab a piece slap it out of his hands and give him a look. What the actual fuck? i had a chick in a high school sex ed class how many calories were in semen My C4 cant blow up shit. On Damavand (sp?) Peak a good attacking tactic is to blow a hole in the concrete barriers to make an entrence instead of being funnelled into a meat grinder. The engineers rockets do this nicely but C4 just leaves a black mark and a fuck you. ** ** There was a '70s party at one of our frats last weekend, but the DJ didn't know that it was going to be a '70s party. He played the couple of disco songs he had followed by a night full of dubstep. At a '70s party. I named my Khajit after my cat What if you used the spray on your shoes, then the cap fell off and you spilled it on your shoes? Oh god that is the worst. I remember once watching the news and the pundit goes, "I mean, this woman couldn't not be handling this worse. She is LITERALLY hanging herself with her tongue." Well it's been ages since I've even seen Fluttershy in an episode... Wow.. I like his outfit, he's handsome. Clean your shower!! you never edited that. You don't *send* someone your dick in a box, it **must** be delivered... unless you're some sort of new-age Van Gogh. I swear someone poured this on my GF the day she moved in "North America"? Ok then " " care to show me arguments why it should be called right or left wing for instance? It doesn't fit in neither of them. "more in fun than profit" howabout you find me an example of "for fun *and* profit" that was written and popular (which is to say, people actually read it. a state trial? really?) before it showed up in 2600. The picture is black and white, and Pablo Picasso looks about 40 in the picture, so I would say 1920 is a good guess. /s DjWheat? It was some random Blizzard employee yeah and the bastard starts before the green light You're stronger than I was. I read half the first book and couldn't get any farther, but I figured I'd give something so popular a fair chance before judging it. Final verdict: a hearty to all the preteen fans. Substantially more judgement to anyone older. ...You made an account just to say this. This. On one hand, I read about how Projects that fight right-wing extremism get moneycuts, a so-called socialist writes a racist book which then becomes a bestseller ( ), people who demonstrate against nazis (dresden) get their phones hacked. Then on the other hand, some nazis can roam around, robbing banks and killing people for more than 10 years? ...ruined it? Props for keeping bet, but... A suitcase big enough for a human. This was my facial expression How convenient... I'm sure you had nothing at all to do with the system errors. He made it sound incredible but his claims were so vague that there could be huge gotchas that mean that these technologies are actually not that exciting unless there are other breakthroughs. Some of his claims were so vague, I wasn't really even sure what he was talking about. Others were just stupid. (Wireless energy transmission with solar panel collectors.) Lol, you smart-ass you... what do you mean " " In this right now, we get graded on making salsa Is that your period blood in the upper right corner? sorry, nope. why are you splitting the black cables in the middle? also, clip that yellow cable to length, son. also also, zip ties?! Going off of circumstantial evidence I'd say it was you. your... A meme in /r/fifthworldproblems?! ಠ ಠ your... Nobody is talking, this thread consists of all written posts. Are you ok, are you hearing voices? My firefox tab has only this abbreviated title: "This is my daughter doing my doberman" Yeah you guys just let them make the laws and control the state. well I don't have it > O rly? *was it?* I think the top right was used as a tampon... Apparently he thought your comment was funny because there is spit up all over the keyboard now. Couldn't pull off recall of senators, but Gov. will totally work. I need this face in a big picture > how is it called? its that period blood or ketchup?! I'm taking Intro to Music Theory with Riedel, so pretty much. Yes, we Belgians love us some hairy ladies. The hairier, the merrier we always say. Oh fuck you. Your description is... why is this being filmed and not broken up? what are indie games? I'm with randomgoat. Can you please adopt me? My dad plays Freecell for half an hour a day, but no other videogames. republicans I can't read them any more. It's *ridiculous.* Hard to believe in this day and age people are still like that. That's my next purchase- a food scale. Great recommendation. I'm flat broke but I'll do whatever I have to ( ) to get a few bucks for a food scale over Thanksgiving break. ... Wow, really? Wow. A cougar and a male deer...Maybe there's something else going on that mother nature needs to know about? Some humans are cougars and we know what happens there... Because Muslims have to marry Muslims? Don't religious people have to do LOTS of stuff? I saw someone talking about how all the actors in Dogma are atheists. "Selma Hayek calls herself a Catholic but she believes in contraception so she's an atheist." Maybe r/atheism gets mad at the hypocrisy in following/not following dogma but I don't approve eave it at tof 'You're not a Muslim' 'You're not a Catholic' kind of talk. I wouldn't appreciate it if someone told me I'm not an atheist. I'd define a Muslim as someone who believes in Allah and that Mohammad is his prophet, leave it at that Oh Hai! Great Job censoring the image with MS Paint. The persons name can be clearly read in the text, and I can make out her last name too. I have a very weird glint in my eyes... must have been the Raffles ...but DID we even go to the m00n? Looks...delightful. Ebonyflesh It's good, but, I think someone is confused in what chillstep is It's one of two CDs where I know every single word (the other being Meat Loaf's Bat Out of Hell.) Are you sure it's and not jealousy? I like this song My husband has a ton of shitty techno music on his iPod. so do you have anything constructive to say on this topic or are you just going to find all my posts and post this same tired ? Cool fact. However, it wasn't hard candy. Why were you searching for "cum on my dads mustache" I think it's in your best interest to educate yourself on children with special needs. Hopefully you're not passing on this line of thinking to your "normal" child. Something nice to use? Same here. And then I pay full price for a game (Skyrim) and suddenly it's taken precedence over all my other 50+ unbeaten games Just what we need. A reason for that fag to write a Klingon opera . Yes. Judgin' you right now Thanks for making me imagine Kraft Gruel and Cheese. I have bought one from totobobo and after only 4 days (one hour per day) the filter is already turning black.. *I would just like to say that I am falling out of my chair exhausted and usually don't type like this. I hate hate hate that they put children in the game. You can't even kill them! I'd be trapping em in black soul gems all over the place. WTF at schools doing business with restaurants at all in the first place ** ** Wow. Clever. abit... The fat gene? Shun the blasphemer [](/fluttersrs " ") [](/rcelestiamad " ") I first I was like Or the more obvious explanation: Russians..... Don't the eyes always have eyebrows lifted at the corners quizzically? your name In Furry? I'm so glad you got them! Sorry if they have a few pulls in them, I think the cats found them and played with them a bit I was wondering if you had received them today and was just about to watch some Dexter when I saw my name on a post. Freaked me out a little. And by "tryed" I mean tried I tried to click that friend request. I'd have included "Grossman starts" We are still talking about this??? We had a customer come in that was trying to claim his computer on some insurance policy he had covering it. He damaged it himself by lighting matches and letting them burn on the cards. I know this because I found strange burn marks on the cards and motherboard. I then found a couple charred matches at the bottom of the case . I was the same way! I bought the light pink one originally, and my mom bought me the light green one on the condition that she can take my pink. Only to have the other cute colors come out right after but I still love my clairsonic!! This only works if you are fortunate enough to date a guy that wants to have sex four times a week....... I love it, except for that green guy in the back We have 2 blue ones locally. I live in Mi, state troppers are blue cars. One has spot lights and graphics on it. The other is plane blue with the damn push bar on it still . ┬─┬ノ( ノ) LEAVE OUR TABLES ALONE! （╯ ）╯ ┻━┻ "non-atheists"...so theists. I just did the same exact thing two days ago. Only I didn't get the fly. Oh Jesus, it's like reading a Facebook status from my sister. Apparently typing 'never ever' is too much work so it's 'neva eva' instead Are you the kind of person who complains about the light on right before you watch a movie. And then waits for someone else to turn off the light even though you were technically closer to the light switch! Oooooh I just did mine too! It's a shame I can never get them even Don't remind me. Because forced romance is something we've never seen in Doctor Who. Rose was obviously a bad dream I had. Emperor Palpatine? Somehow that has made me horny. ಠ_ಠ==ಠ_ಠ== What were you doing when you took this picture Back to where you bought him, to where you can buy him again. "Give me a one two three"-"three two..." > This is a joke, right? This has to be a joke. Please tell me that this site isn't serious... Hooray! I want nothing more than to see OU beat Oklahoma State so that the Sooners can go play *another* road game for the mythical national championship that no one really has faith in. Nothing beats playing in front of a majority hostile stadium 60 miles from your opponent's home field. Terrorism is such a threat... Wait, why does *MARDI* have the right to sign certificates and have it accepted automatically? ** ** Sure. Its all in what you're used to. I imagine some of your montana friends are rather about the idea that some schools *don't* let you keep a gun on campus. Sounds like music you'd rub a sheep to, after you just violated it In the notes area on the left sheet...do I see the word iPad? lmfao @ holy molester. Seriously though, what the fuck??? Kiss the blood away? I am going to assume not such thing exist and I'm going to have to plan my perk allocation manually I attacked a chicken once and got a bounty. Then I killed the only witness. OMG justin... man, i would **destroy** those butterfingers right now. look at me... ...destroy... little kids are assholes I wasn't allowed to watch *the Simpsons* I got these last night, went straight to the giants and proceeded to one shot them I don't know how much I over killed them by so I could have probably done this earlier. I have bought two lenses used. I see you are looking for a 50mm f/1.4 that is the lens I first bought used and was ripped off . you make it sound like his all career is shit.. Deer hands, man... fucking DEER HANDS HuK NesTea DRG Bomber in Code A. Do people seriously not think about what they're calling things. Like that family in America who called their child ADOLF HITLER. "goats" is czech slang for "breasts" Its the American viewing populous that doesn't make sense to me No way am I clicking that link If you HONESTLY didn't get it, it's a TF2 reference. Hats. The film? False. I can see them in my Mac. I almost never down-vote a yid, but when I do it's because he has just described how he's going to beat up Ledly King. Coming from a personal sexwalker, I say it's hot. I've had a sleepwalking and sleeptalking problem almost all my life. I only seem to do it when I'm in bed with someone else; there's some aspect of being surprised and not instantly recognizing my surroundings 100% if I start to drift out of sleep that throws me into a sleepwalking fog. Sometimes I catch myself in the middle of it and fully wake up, embarrassed, realizing mid sentence that I was telling the person next to me something along the lines of unicorns being bubble gum horses, with enough cognizance to even interrupt myself to tell them "never mind I'm sleeptalking again." Sometimes I only half catch myself in the middle of it just nearly on the brink of waking up but not making it all the way. I realize by the next morning that I was coming out of sleepwalking again when this happens, and this is always the state I catch myself in when I put the pieces together and realize that I'd had sex in the middle of the night too. I always wonder who starts it in the first place, but odds are, it's me. For my lovers' sakes, I don't tell them I was sleepwalking because I worry it'll make them feel creepy, but in my mind it's hot as hell. Though I am terribly afraid one of these days I'll fall fully back asleep in the middle of it.... or that I already have and whoever was with me when it happened was too traumatized to tell me.... I work at a big firm in the city. At our Christmas party last year. This really drunk secretary grabbed the Chairman of Partners (the head man) by the tie and dragged him to her table where she proceeded to explain to him how she saw ghosts every day. She was a little strange.... my urge to threaten to rape you as a joke for posting this is rising. Although I'm pretty sure I would be down-voted to hell/ pitchfork mobbed for doing so....then again I'll probably be down-voted to hell for this so fuck it........ I am most certainly going to engage in forcey fun time with you ... I knew this older woman who liked to party alot. When I say older, I mean I was in my early 20s and she was in her late 30s. She had a great body but her face showed signs of wear. Anyway, back then.. let's just say I was not in the most honorable of sales professions. I got a call from her and she needed me to come by right away so she could buy some products. I drop by her place in 30 minutes and there's like 3 or 4 other dudes there. After transactions took place, she eyed me and said, "Stick around and maybe I'll let you sample some of my wares." I glanced around at the other dudes, who all were avoiding eye contact but pretty much just kept looking at her. Suddenly, I started to get the idea. They have arrived... the internet hipsters... they even got good star rating and over 10K downloads?!?! Karnell Hatcher didn't bring his A game last year. ... and he would that comma. Nu, chiar am vazut prostia asta repostata pe fb, singura mea reactie fiind "Yo bro, where should I hold the gun?" RIGHT NEXT TO YOUR GODDAMN EAR ? And you were just a perfect little angel weren't you? Too soon... ??? urghh..uhh..hmmm ...take an upvote Dead Girl She can still identify with the character he played, sheesh A tl;dr.....for a tl;dr... What are you supposed to do in boring math classes containing of test reviewing? Count on your own? Someone has to do it.. redditor for 1 month... Redditor for eight hours ... Wow, this chic hasn't answered anything that reddit has asked unless it was a opportunity to "stripper flirt" or mention her fucking web site (pun intended). > Wikipedia is not a reliable source . Quiet, 11s. I read that as Alt - Porn Screen not to mention his strafing is bad , but yea, he missed so much easy shit i could have done (although i am a very good sniper) i don't play competitive so i'd expect him to at least hit the same shots i would It's not even related to this submission, also people might think Notch lacks creativity sometimes, but it's his game, he adds whatever he wants to it, why posting here if you don't like Minecraft? -311127.42624302383, get it right, non-Federation earthlings! Oh yeah, she totally makes Faye look normal. A ver .... 362 ciudadanos votaron y el PRI se llevo 945 votos ? If I was to get cancer for someone, it sure wouldn't be Portman, there are far better looking celebrities out there... Whenever I read a news story and the word "regime" is mentioned I immediately I love AP teemo, I used to play him a ton. The nerfs to his e though...The most angry I have ever been at riot (not very, I'll admit) was when, after nerfing his e from .2 to .18, they nerfed it again to .14. I felt like they killed me and took a dump in my mouth while I was rezing from GA We never talk of that. I'm not sure what being Jewish has to do with it. le epic Sure. *Anals* and *A-nails* sound completely different, not the same what so ever. Global Warming doesn't exist. No Chrono Cross? TIL How much do these cost to make? Coming from an OVERWEIGHT starfish from an AMERICAN cartoon.. good idea, Patrick. good lord i dont want a dick in my ass while someone is saying "PRAISE THE LORD JESUS CHRIST FOR THIS TIGHT TIGHT BUTTOCKS!" it would be even worse since i live in PA This made me think of Twlight. I'll never be able to see an old fashioned ford / chevy again without thinking that. Fuck my job as a movie theater manager. Fifth one down. But it kept crashing so they got frustrated and just released it Recognized sport? NO. It's about time. Armenian... I just jungled a twitch successfully...hopefully this doesn't catch on And for having a billion saves I was blunt, didnt need for you read a thesis. Whats worse getting to the point, or wasting your time? forceful demands ... . sorry about the grammar, didnt know that was more important than being misleading. Nice video guys always look forward to them! Funny how the one downvote on here is the one downvote on the video itself.... Lightposts. Fack baby nads. Serious Wow, you baked in both children dying, parents loss and pedophilia in one post. Your mom must be so proud... hahaha almost, but not quite.. 2/3 calories little Debbie snacks, chips, and the like.. other 1/3 from protein shakes and green veggies, with a multi vitamin to insure he got enough protein to not degrade muscles.. He didn't want to just eat twinkles in fear he'd get sick of em.. shocking nonetheless especially considering his HDL went up and LDL went down made no sense but I like it ;P Sure; if you are a 16 year old yourself. But a married man? I can see fapping to it at your own leisure; but having your wife dress up as an underage girl Discrete probability distributions Every once in a while my boss calls me into his office for me to massage his lower back Cul = One year my tree was setup beside my tv stand which was directly across from my front door. I came home from the club one night, drunk off my ass wondering why the door wouldn't open. I proceed to lay all my weight into the door and push...I see two sets of kitty eyes staring in pure amusement at me...I push harder and finally make my way into the apartment. I look to see what was blocking the door and see my fake tree bent at a 90 degree angle on the floor. I look back at the cats and they scurried off with one of the ornaments. unnecessary use of the Sick dude, 420 for life! Scum.Bag.Steve. what the hell? i read that as pee. bad start for my morning. BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP ""click"" WELCOME TO HORNY MATCHES... Dragonborn. Steven Greer, Are you kidding me? It's Donna's grandfather, c'mon guys. What did you want Anonymous to do about this? Wear more Guy Fawkes masks? At first I was all like "Awww, that's probably the coolest thing about having one leg: pirates and shit at Halloween. Awww" and then when I got to the first shot where it showed you had two legs I was like and then I thought about that thought progression and was like man wtf, and then deeply introspective. Not. Funny. #### Why the fuck is his forehead so big? And Why am I browsing [/r/LadyBoners](/r/LadyBoners) as a male again? She is nowhere near socially inept enough to be a redditor! You have served her badly . Upvoted anyway. Maybe his Character is just that small "Click HERE for image detail." Clearly you don't know, she's 12 months pregnant. ####ಠ_ಠ What sword is that? Such a fine blade should not be shoved up ones ass TIL Rainy Day Women #12 & 35 is about rain The city that gave us Scott Walker...thanks The master cheif As long as religion exists in its current form, there will be anti-lgbt sentiments. That's not going to change. That will exist whether a chicken company puts money towards antigay campaigning or not. My point is mostly that a lot of people get really bent up over Chick Fil-A who do nothing else to actively support LGBT causes other than boycott a chicken company. If they want to take .0001% of the $4 I spent on a chicken sandwich, well who gives a shit? A monthly contribution to HRC more than cancels out that tiny amount. Unless you can say that you exhaustively research the donations of every company you purchase from, you don't really have room to gay shame someone for liking and eating Chick Fil-a. I have the first one now but without the money. what? that's vague. Don't think this will happen every time. If you piss a girl off she will cut your balls off and torch your car...so I hear Fuckin reddit is down right now You don't like memes, yet you're on reddit > I just moved to this neighborhood in September. When I get off the bus I *run* to my apartment if it's dark out. Seems 'fair and balanced' to me. ( ) "Maybe your sympathy with the OP will help... ( )>--■-■ Thanks much for the help. Did you seriously just call yourself a really hot guitarist. DOOOO EEEET! Oh no! Talented Children give me the creeps! And you thought the clap burned.  ...but nobody reads it This deserves a Picard facepalm, to say the least. Ok, what I meant was just . This made me sad. It's like you read my mind ###ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ I have always had a terrible fear of somehow forming huge nipples. I actually have nightmares about it. Someone changed a bunch of text to jew. I just want to reply to 99% of the posts. Is this translated, or is the author brain damaged? I could hardly understand it with all the grammatical errors. Oh, absolutely. I read the Wikipedia article after you mentioned it, and apparently he tried to create some sort of "popular young adult fiction a la Twilight" machine where he'd pay MFA students $250 to crank out novels then "remove" them from the project, meaning no credit and no royalties. I have never seen this on Reddit.... Downvoters think I'm being facetious But how would I harvest karma by doing that?! > People are going into her private life, linking to her blogs and pictures so that she can be ridiculed. I'd flee too >People are going into her private life, linking to her blogs and pictures so that she can be ridiculed. I'd flee too I called my boyfriend honey. He called me pumpkin bear. Glad that's over. the white ones have a grain in the opposite direction to the black..... except that one EVERYONE None. I just play the game. ... the fuck! I work the closing shift at my gym and have to rack all the weights that douchebags dont. Im there for atleast an extra 30 minutes moving weights. I know they don't do it cause they think they dont have to.... Oh, so you're just posting your friends cell phone number. That's ok then. Up-votes all around. WWWWOOOOOOOOWWWW, I totally see a shitton of straight up, mofucking sources there. Not a bunch of bullshit "reefer madness" scaremongering. certainly, not at all. Oh, so you're just posting some random stranger's cell phone numbers on the internet? That's even more innocent. Carry on. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ^ I think she's on PCP...or bath salts I'm speechless... shouldn't I be speechless, you just called me a robot because you think you're happier than me because... wait for it... you say so? For a minute, I thought this was about first graders being read the script for the best Anal Sex Scene in 2010. i did not click on the first word The 5th reply changed two words yeah but they don't have those either!!! Oh shit next week. My boyfriend once said "What is that mark on your boob? It has been there so long I should name it!" Please stop using the straw man argument against "Liberal arts/humanities/social science" majors. I know there is a lot of hate on reddit for the people that choose to be in this field of study, but I know plenty of other people in other majors that support things like "Occupy Berkeley." At the rate I'm going it's going to take me at least an hour to get through every damn duck link ''My concern is that I don't want to get too big;'' You don't have to eat something to find out it's effects Gummy bear I honestly almost missed your sarcasm until I hit "Yeah. " gamespots review >But... "she broke up with girlfriend" ? I had a 7am meeting today - that was cancelled at 6:45am. How _related_? ** ** I work at a liquor store. I must purchase some and try this out! I LOVE Dr. Pepper Cherry. I wasn't sure I was missing something. I didn't play Oblivion or Morrowind very much, so I'm still learning the game. (i.e. just recently learned I can eat ingredients to learn their properties for alchemy.....I've been looking for recipes forever..................... ┬──┬ ..this table? why, its been here all along... Then they are just untalented and maybe they should watch high elo streams. Or they just buy lessons from Dyrus. Darn, I read that as Firebug and wondered wth you want to change in site's code to get a cert (what cert?). And then I read it again, as Freiburg, Germany That's a red panda ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ┬──┬ ಠ_ಠ . I can't let you do that, Mr. anderson I'm pretty sure it's fucker not nigger. But not the one it needs I didn't notice that until you pointed it out Third panel. Dat ass. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ But what if she makes you wear it! I bet you do, I don't even know who you are. Thats hidden... Kinda... sorta.... meh. "therefore one can conclude with mathematical certainty..." "... some racist, Italian, ..." Can't tell if big shrimp, or tiny hands. I hate red text also its so hard to read Uhhh wat!! Adding a suppressor to the SG553 increases it's long-range damage slightly? This takes the cake Sounds like my experience too. I had just bought my very first horse and was riding it to the next town. All was well as I ran through bears and up and over mountain sides. Until I came upon a small rock, no bigger than a helmet. The moment I stepped over that rock, myself and my horse went flying at least 100 feet through the air. This kills the horse . After that accident, I decided horses suck and never used one again until I got Shadowmere. Everyone on the PC pirates, my two roommates are great examples, I bought it for Xbox, and they both pirated for PC. I asked then why they didn't buy it, they gave some excuse about how bethesda will make a bunch of money regardless if they bought it or not. But its not front page Brazzers yet... oh... sure... I get the " " face for making fun of the guys gag reflex, but nothing for the other people making fun of the "large" lady... :) Extended series The only girls we got in my school that do the IT classes just want to use facebook Want your mom to stop opening your door? Stare into her eyes as you climax. Whenever I go to Vegas I say to myself, "You will never see this hooker again". And nobody else will either ............ I tend to look around to find the terminals and skulls since they are new to the remake. Maybe that is why I'm having trouble with completing the campaign. About 10x more than LeSean McCoy I don't understand .... lol it's not that hard, took a few seconds... but I wonder, how did you notice it? Expect to have roommates. I recommend cheap and close to the Metro in one of the houses in the neighbourhoods surrounding Ballston and Clarendon; you're unfortunately not going to be able afford a 1-bedroom apartment. *I* can't and I make $60k/year. The rent AND cost of living here is atrocious. Drinks are starting to end up being $6 as a standard and lunch is $12. "Half-price appetizers" or "half-price burgers" always made me laugh because it's basically normal price everywhere else. I'm a little cynical, though. I think it's the massive traffic jams in Virginia all the time. I'll be moving to Austin in a month. At first, I was like "I'm kind of getting sick of screenshots showing the graphics" I'm in the same boat. How would I approach the person I want to work for? Also how do I get the job with no prior experience and being homeschooled, having no gpa to put on an application? I want to work but it seems like a 15 year old kid with no experience (me) would be the last person they'd want to hire. Same here. This is not a problem at all. indeed I don't understand your girlfriends, Reddit. ಠ_ಠ You know where you got this Saddens me that one guy (Tebow) is power ranked higher than my whole team IRL in 3D It's not like it was Yosuga no Sora or anything. If you really want to ruffle your feathers over incest, go watch [the final 3 episodes of](/spoiler) that anime maybe setup some kind of board, who would hear your case and determine what you can do with your body. nice try KFC manager... Why does this crap get posted so often, and why are people stupid enough to upvote it? Yes, because all redheads are exactly the same. AHHH the 'clit piece' looks like it has a mouth! At first I was like but then I was like oh hey, I want one to. Good god, I watched that movie with my ex and her mother. At the part where they're talking about the tribal leader not being able to see the ships because he "had no idea what a ship was", both of them were like ":O WOW!" and I was like " that's not how light works" Batman: Arkham City nominated for best adapted game and best original game. Is that Craig Robinson? the m1911tact does less damage than the m1911suppressed CD from iTunes? I'm a girl, and yes they have. I want your keyboard If you played the Sierra Madre DLC, the entire goddamn world was like this. To add insult to injury, they were most effective way to get stimpaks in that place and had an achievement attached to collecting a ludicrous amount. Wow. Those look great. Why didn't they keep that design instead of ripping off Apple? I've had a parent tell me that she doesn't like coloring books because it stops her child's creativity. It's just one of a teddy bear picture, lady. ScaryGermanGuy calls over Nazis. Except that these guys started doing this stuff in 2008 Haven't started a 2nd character yet but I know I should have stayed with Ralof because literally 10 steps out of the dungeon I got mauled by a grizzly. TIL having an iOS device makes you look nerdy... .005 miles nice try KKK manager... Goddamnit Reddit, now I know I was a birthday sex baby They're creating a false dichotomy between lowering the requirement to make it a vegetable and putting too much sauce on it. Here's an idea for a third option. How about we just DON'T CALL PIZZA A VEGETABLE? >That's not how that joke works. yeaaaaaaaah... that looks legit... You don't happen to work for a particular one in San Francisco with bright pink elevator doors do you? If so, man, your co-workers get super trashed. Just don't let them spill wine in the communal elevators again. In my experience, and a few of my irl friends that I play with, when you're the healer you notice a lot more. You see the mistakes others are making and try to keep them from doing the same mistake, but usually you'll get blamed for not being able to heal them through standing in fire Smells like Teen Spirit maybe? Still Postal service confirms my zip +4 & both websites say I live outside their district. I voted for you Matheson, let me talk to you Greetings, good Sir. Both his hands are over his eyes.. how did he move the cursor? No fucking idea whats going on in this picture At school? Your girlfriend sounds...young Do u want +2 martial rare battle gloves and or +3 ammy? Offer is free off but if you want to donate, runes always welcome Hi skarless, just want to let you know that afaik the only ppl needing spirit sword are on the newer side aka not interested in min/maxing. I can only speak for myself though. Don't beg. Seriously. While my conception is 3 months and change from either of their birthdays... My sister's birthday is exactly 9 months from my mother's birthday. Doesn't this make it worse? What do you mean, "like that"? Do you mean, she's not like any normal young adult who becomes self aware enough to understand that their needs are still evolving, and that a person seven or eight years older will be ankle deep in their thirties before he or she is halfway through their 20's? Like that? You named your kid Arya. You let your cat watch you defaecate...on a regular enough basis for it to learn how to operate a toilet... Redguard Dovahkiin Thank you so much, I've been waiting for the opportunity to do this for a very, very long time: cannot unsee Yes, inhaling hot smoke is entirely harmless Papyrus.... Note to self, stay far away from LostAbbott... more like I am disappoint the "*world* 'on' is misspelled...' So from what I can tell the M240B does the most damage by quite a lot ? Moses parted the seas...not Jesus You're a bad man. Obviously, questions like these aren't asked because I think I'm actually the only one who dislikes something, it's asked in exclaim to feeling as a minority and an open query for a few opinions. I'm sorry you were so traumatized by it, you need something to dry your tears? At 2:34 i was like:┌( )┘ Uh, dude... a WINE BAR? you forgot Dumbledore Nice try, Malfoy. Just like the cleveland show right? No. Stay the fuck out of my lane You guys are all crazy. Usenet does not exist and if it does, it probably causes cancer... I know the area you're talking about, those dumb frost trolls ran straight past me while I was in sneak mode to chase a rabbit They best make sure mah homosexual don't get no rights when I bring him over state lines (re: Dred Scott) Sublime is not the Beatles. Sublime is one of my favorite bands. They provide a forum for reggae/ska/rock/hip-hop that the Beatles never fucking touched. Both are great at what they do. Fucking CH When I first got my glasses and got back to my house, I pointed to our (unfriendly) neighbors house and acknowledged a tree that I had never seen before I... Um... At the 24:45 mark, they cut to a clip of royal doors opening to Obama and what I'm assuming is the Norwegian President to symbolize the opening to the vagina. Yeah and people are like "YOO HAVE YOU SEEN DAT NEW MOVIE" .. and you just give them the As a 20 year old, it pisses me off when my friends complain about politics, and then dont vote. I am sick of these motherfucking facebook posts. THEY AREN'T FUNNY. HAHAHA, its funny because its related to trees!.....wait a minute... It was pretty good until the over-swearing began I was masturbating with a power sander and got stuck March 1st 1987. Ke$ha was born the day I was conceived. but gen 2 was in color ....I'd like to know what cut you in there >Keynesianism? Really? Is she spacing her vag? Except for teepees. Yes, I've been asked that. They're amazing. >You misspelled capitalism... repeatedly. I'm not one for being a grammar nazi, and I'll tolerate the occasional typo but hell - that's not a good sign. Very mature... Don't call my Mac a personal computer! It is not a PC! "sniper scope iron sights" It's not a clown car I honestly came here expecting someone to announce that they were born 9 months ago... Stop it. Jose Pepper's sounds like a Mexican restaurant owned by white people. WHAWHAWHAA?! HOW IS THAT LEGA- oh. The Shrek song lvl 89 > (electricretard.com) Is Volvagia and/or Dark Link present???? My blurry tired eyes read this as r/pooping I went to Hebrew School with that girl Who? Janie? or me? cos I'm a guy...let's get that straight right now ! And actually remember to turn your lights on in the morning, folks. It's not for you to see, it's for me to see *you* in the fog. I think there are other websites you can visit for that, sicko. Sex leg I'll be watching this every week. So much crazy going on here. Assuming this isn't satire right? If so, she's treading a fine line between genius and Misuse of the term "hacker" "Please do NOT allow butts to play on piano" Then just upvote it. > now thats just bogus Right, because if there's one thing we know about Jesus, it's that he couldn't be killed... I was going for the plus to be dead center for aesthetic reasons, but Rs are a pain in the ass to build in low-rez Wh-What? Or else What surprises me here is that someone angry at people questioning the validity of an article is getting any upvotes at all "Let check some stats. Bunnies Slaugtered: 10 " Yep, giant springs instead of feet, couldn't be an advantage in any way. New Jersey > Stop overreacting \ I like how your team dives through 3 turrets for no reason at the end..wasting the baron buff Nope don't legitimize it. If there really 15 they should not be talking about there sexual preferences with adult strangers in the first place. There are just some creepy guys and girls out there. So you're gonna tell us what we wanna know Some mac users seem to have difficulty viewing certain PC characters. Can you see this: ? I know that many mac users have difficulty seeing the *look of disapproval* which is popular on reddit. At first I was ; but then I was (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ I like the part where arrogant americans seem to think they're the center of the universe. "I assure you that once the elite class has drained the US of all remaining valuable resources, they will use their money and influence to get even more wealth from people in other nations."... as if other nations don't have extremely wealthy elite, in control of their own respective territories. Obviously america has all the power, and all the elite members of the world's society. Once they're done there, they're going to take over the world. I had a cousin who decided to become vegetarian because she "loves animals and omg it's sooo much healthier for you"... Except she still eats fish and chicken for protein, and her mom made her promise she would still eat steak when her dad grilled it once a week so as not to hurt his feelings. You had to google phallus The the halftime score was 3-2... *I'm a glorified pokeball for dragon souls. * I laughed way too much before the whole hit me. IS that what your load looks like? Wait a second youre a girl and your name is crimsonhunter? The Internet has ruined me.. " A drawing that I can masturabate too and put in my office" is the first logical conclusion my brain jumped too.. Boomer? I looked at her arms and felt ಥ_ಥ and then looked at OP's name and realized that it was the perfect description for what each arm looked like. Then? Then I was . Damn you, OP. mel gibson is making a movie about judah maccabee TIL you can win BF3 games with individuality and creativity rather than teamwork and instruction. I bought a bunch of 2tb Samsung drives when they were on sale one time. I think they were like 75-80 a piece when I bought them, I wish he prices would go back down to that. I try to not abuse the readyNAS just yet, since it isn't my personal box and I share it with a few other coworkers. I am on charge of it however and if I really needed to I could store stuff on it. I download hd tv shows and 720p minimum on all movies, most are 1080p. They add up fast when they are 1-2gb each episode and then 7-15gb for each movie. I have too much I think sometimes, it's hard to keep some of it organized and I know I wouldn't watch a bunch of them ever again. I'm a digital hoarder though, what can I say... I hate deleting anything on my pc, i feel like someone I know might want something someday and I like having a catalog of all the time I've spent watching stuff lol. The real secret to why I keep everything is just incase something crazy happens and the Internet is no more. Everyone else will go crazy, but ill have my secrete stash of stuff to keep me occupied till the world ends. Ahhaha I'm an ABC Chinese and I always hold the door open for others. BUT, other Chinese ppl, like fob students, rarely look behind themselves to see me critically judging them when they slip through a doorway without caring that I'm like 2 feet behind them. Hey! that's my country!! Ohmgahd! Upvote! >I'm a glorified pokeball for dragon souls. Yes. Audi logic: lets put a 200 hp engine in a 4,000 lb car with an awd drivetrain What sucks is when she dies carrying a lot of valuable loot forcing you to pop more strength potions than mark McGuire before the world series just to cash in. Please stop bringing up this horrifying pdf. It's giving me killing urges, and it's you I'm after. ლ( ლ) Blocked as well Having the same problem...Normal Dragons no longer give me souls ever since Blood Dragons started showing up (now BDs only give out souls). I guess they caught on to my leisurely strolls through the mountains using my flak gun of a bow to 'True Life : I'm a dragon soul hoarder' as many as humanly possible, and started leaving their souls at home where they're safe Yup, all the time.. and nobody else notices this because they're all super stoned but he snags two hits.. one when he gets it and then he distracts them with his story, then he hits it again and passes it... you jack off to Tristiana? I was an hour or two into Skyrim thinking there should be a way to run faster before I eventually went into the controls to find it mapped to... alt. I usually don't have problems with Market. The Google Voice app, however... You might want to steer clear of www.4chan.org then. I just threw up a little bit... Not entirely common, but it's possible to conceive when a woman is on her period. That's why I 'd. ** ** ... Lucy was my favourite character as a little kid. Wait... I live there. All these people who say its OK to pee in the shower: I hope you answered "yes" to the post that asked if you take the time to wash your legs while showering. You thought I was serious? You didn't dougie keith Funny people brilliant? I echo your penta and six? Thats it, no more reading..i cringed for at least a minute when i saw "poison Ivy" It was mentioned. I too have also >Asi que la Tercera se une a LUN y EMOL en darnos las noticias tecnologicas ~~de la semana pasada~~... This is why we can't have nice things Interesting how crappy looking cars can ve so awesome. A friend of mine has a beat up 88 VW fox and he gets more thumbs-up than I do in my camaro. I just kept on saying to myself: there is no fucking way this place is THIS BIG. Then I walked straight into a giant bing You forgot dinner rolls TIL even TIL can be a repost. As much as I hate this comment, it is true. Im looking at your Protoss I was scanning the info on him and saw 6 feet 2 inches before seeing height next to it. ** ** The delay made me laugh every time I heard it when I first started playing TF2 (on console ). Dude - those are trumpets. "wa-la" Those are not beavers. I live about a mile away from Bradley Airport in CT, and the 103rd ANG there used to operate A-10s as well (however BRAC reassigned them to C-21s. The 104th got F-15s; we get learjets ). I don't see how the Hog's sound is any louder than commercial airliners; Hogs flew over my house nearly every day and the odd thing was is you couldn't hear them until they're already overhead. I thought those were someone's knees themed from my learning, you guys use that word very liberally still shocking to get called it. Very taboo here, Mother fucking ass raper is fine, cunt The dragonborn... maybe a theme. The bonk helm - no, just no. You didn't like the twins?? > Oh no... you really *are* here to send unsolicited dick pictures. I asked my math teacher that and he yelled at me Wait, so the criminals are being treated as such! What the hell!? 'til her naked corpse appears on the floor at your wedding scaring your guests and betrothed away. Why Bethesda? WHY? **HOW ABOUT WE ALL TRY TO SHUT THE FUCK UP. DIFFERENT STROKES FOR DIFFERENT FOLKS, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES. ** The original and therefore legit Charizard could not learn fly. Most people think the stuff in the can is the real deal. Cool, thanks for making TOR slow for everyone who has more legitimate uses >My Firefox forwards searches to Bing For shame. All of you. nobody's saying it the schizophrenic's fault, could that be the par... next thing to look like that is gonna be google, if you say something like that in public Hey, my dog is named Winter... Blurred nipples might get this past the FCC, but it doesn't exactly make it SFW A book store that's *to* important... The same can be said about guys being crazy vs girls being crazy. What's even dumber is that...no one is making fun of Herman Cain's race here ...raiding... WHAT by Hitler_is_amazing "...ruptured..." "checkez bin" How could you even conjure up a scenario like this will ever occur? well that makes it a little less exciting. upon further investigation an article says it is edited around the 1:00 minute. damn you honda As I read the third panel... I honestly thought it was going to go in another direction for a minute. What has the internet done to me... yeah, that's people using the name of a genuine psychological disorder to describe a minor inconvenience in their lives. awesome. The best part is ATa10rightNOW re-uploaded it to flikr before posting. I swear I've seen this before..... Yea! It was.... long and tedious HOLD THE PRESSES!!! So you say! There's only one thing you need to know for MLG...............and that's how Jelly I am ... On the first night I got my cat, (4 months old at the time) my best friend slept over. I left her in my room with my kitty, and when I returned, she was holder her and licking her head.... When I asked her what she was doing, she told me very simply with a creepy smile on her face, "She needs a mother." I had no clue Take me! I hope your a girl though... It doesn't matter, I'd put out for this concert. Take your dull jokes to another post... You beat me to the pun-paragraph by 4 hours. Just like mine you unimaginative dork... You used to bang your fish around ? Portal. ...I actually read that as IlluminatedWorld pointed out, we have the board set up wrong. All these years... I think I love you. Wow use any other analogy than printing press and you possibly have an argument... SCROLLS MAN if they had a printing press design they'd use that You should've turned to them and Name = It was my 7th game. I didn't make it through Monday Bowcaster Have you tried.... IE Well now... Thats one weird place to find vibrators eh? Not sure if she was trying to suprise you to get it on or just... Well i can't come up with any other scenarios man. At least we have a condom... OH BOY! REDDIT WILL HELP ME! Exile. Because nobody wants it... Character rigger at Ubisoft Montreal here. I confirm this image is real. Although slightly disturbing... NOT going on that floor again until the guys from AC get some sanity back... I had a JW come to my door, when I told them I was an atheist they go "soo, you believe in the devil?" He's not speaking for anyone. And really, I'm offended that you think you can speak for blacks. Well I'm glad the bigots finally arrived. Seriously, you're defending *bigotry* in the name of *diversity*? DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT DIVERSITY MEANS? Was in Safeway checking out when I looked down and noticed this oddity. [](/b24 " ") You turned down sexytime for reddit? I like the design, I don't mind the music but the replay buttons didn't work using Chrome. "Way to stab your PC gamers" Yes... It wasn't at all funny... Usually crashes my game So its okay to keep poor chickens cages for long hours and brutally killing them and eating them but killing a mice this way is cruelty. "Plot Fighter 2". Super, ajung in Cluj in 20 dec Drunk and high fighting 5 nights a week =/= Great job taking care of kids. No, just 'faith and spirituality'. Thanks for the quick replies - guess I'll have to keep on faking it. Yeah, hipfire with pp90M1 is insane Plasma Une baguette Literally designed? Why does it still say readers instead of planeswalkers. Thanks for ruining our "pizza as vegetable" fun...gosh! ** ** >ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ In a 2 minute video... It's shit like this, fellow girls. I have never nor will ever do this to my boyfriend. If I can't trust him and need that test to "validate" it, then the relationship is already crap. I feel like you may have looked at my post history and have seen that I post in r/harrypotter. Don't bullshit me You need to wash your clothes/self more. … the fuckin' BALLS on that guy. Just… Are you fucking serious "the oblivion games" Farsi and arabic are two different languages although there are a lot of common words between them, the grammar, structure and many other elements are ridiculously different. Yes, dementia is hilarious.. Red "pregame" as "pregnant" and I was like try this on for size, I used to have a friend that would hawk loogies into empty beer cans when he woke up. drinking beer at his house one night.... you know the rest.......... West coast of Canada it doesn't. I think that shit is weird What a horrible place to go on the off chance you're wearing socks. Article? **It's a fucking cartoon.** Wow! Lots of downvotes for me when I point out someone's mistake on a non-english language, but upvotes for the people pointing out the non-native english persons' spelling mistakes. My Orc in heavy armor is Wut? oh god Creepiest thing i've read here They certainly occupy r/gaming alright I'm pretty sure I know the difference, I never went into specifics of why I'm depressed. Jumping to the conclusion that I'm just sad, seems pretty ignorant to me. My mom is a paramedic and she picked up a woman whose kids' names were orangejello and lemonjello... (Orange-jello and Lemon-jello). True fucking story. ** ** Have you seen half of the frontpage posts lately, or the comments in basically any thread? Diffing is the **least** of your concerns right now if that's the case Saved by the bell Who's scruffy lookin'? Those were the best deities you could come up with? I'm also MSE 2014. > If he's old enough to be using 'rape' ~~as slang~~ ( he isn't...), then he's old enough to know what rape actually is. (╯ )╯︵ ┻━┻ Agreed. Melodic hardcore? Natto. if it was 35 year old guys waiting to watch a movie with 2 girls who cant keep their clothes on (one of whom is 17) then it would be called pedophilia... but if its 35 year old women? nahhhh its not a problem i am all for this. ** ** well he has now faced the lession that every gamer will learn at one point. make sure you have more than 1 save. I learnt my lesson playing KOTOR on the star forge I upvoted him *and* tried to further the discussion . ~~ ~~ ( ) "Looks like our delivery guy..." ( )>--■-■ how much is their turkey? I googled you and nothing weird turned up, at least nothing weird for a furry community, which is in my history now complains about boobs being seen by others. shows boobs to internet lol that's not even Safari We do this every fucking time anyone mentions The Big Bang Theory. ....he says as he posts this ON his cakeday. pedowolf? But if we stole somebody's sweet roll, they would pull a fucking sword on us Tomatoes are fruits Your horse? Sir please strong beings own lesser beings. You're his dragonborn. Oh great another stupid law that enforces next generation to be fatter. They are classified as vegetables no problem, i actually just moved out for the first time (fly away baby bird haha), and afraid someones going to steal my underwear @ our shared laundry Winner? Lydia died for me when I accidentally shouted at her. That's roughly 19 hours a day Dear God I wish I could unsee that. I won't be looking at mincemeat the same. ಠ_ Laughing Out Loud-ing? It was hard enough getting the actors, 30 applied, 3 turned up Same here. I also use my Amazon wishlist to save links, since Delicious' first act as un undead abomination was to eat them all . You're a bad bad man! Big girls need love too But they are all named after delicious edible things One of the jobs I had in high school was a bag boy at a local grocery store. Now working in a grocery store, you meet some weird people. Well one customer ended up dropped a few jars of spaghetti sauce, and my boss asked me to go clean up. So I go grab a mop and some paper towels, met my boss over by the mess, and began to clean it up. This random girl in her 20s walks up to me. She is wearing super short jean shorts, a bra (not a bikini top, literally just a bra), flip flops, and her hair was a mess.. needless to say, you could tell she was on something. This girl leans in super close to me and whispers in my ear, "If you want.. I can lick that up for you." My boss and I look at her like " ". She starts walking away yelling "HA HA HA, I wouldn't do that! I wouldn't do that!" I hate that shit I have dark hair and olive skin and I'm Italian and Irish Yeap, I'll be sure to point this out in my email back to them. Just as a side note, I am not too aware with all the reddit jokes just yet, but what is the fascination with invisible pink unicorns? Wouldn't something invisible have no colour at all? I wonder who took the pic Funny, when I posted about this I was downvoted and told to fix my internet. Losira has a cute girlfrie-- What... The... Hell... At a family gathering, my aunt was complaining about how her 15 year old daughter needed looking after while her parents were out of town, because she might throw a party or go off and get drunk and do something stupid and irresponsible again (they weren't wrong, a few months later she got pregnant). I was helping her proofread a paper for one of her classes when she said forlornly, "I wish *I* had a homely, studious daughter!" Crap! Now I hafta renew my subscription! I'm very sorry to say that the only things going through Bob's head are worms. Why do the good ones go so soon? I searched Netflix for it...sadly I don't think 1981's 'Miracle On Ice' starring Steve Guttenberg is going to be quite as cool Relevant username That reminds me of when I was in High School. Before school started a random black cat ran into the cafeteria. My friend tried to pick it up, and it scratched him and ran down the hallway. "KILFs"? Catholic Schools Yeah, today reddit taught me about meatspin. Wtf is an offal Justin Bieber...?"! UofT Scarborough here....I see a pattern emerging Or they could just donate food regardless of how many views their video gets. I heard about those, they say they come from America. ( ) I tried to watch a video with Marn playing in ultimate, to see what a mid-screen combo looked like, but not only did he use the buster a lot, he dropped literally every single Zero combo he tried. it's pixelated when I zoom in... wow.. honest mistake. I think I double clicked it with my wacom pen Starfox Adventures. Account created two hours ago... so, you can professionally set shit on fire, but you can't rotate a photograph? Super Mario Strikers... to go to the Gerudo Desert, go see the guy at Hylia Lake, with his canon, and take the oasis flight, he will send you there like your first time proof? Where is Mario party I find it ironic that shopping cart girl's name is meatmaiden. 13 metres "He runs every year" Your name... Hate to tell you dude, but you've got some issues, might want to go see a professional Tardiness, he didnt even give me a high five, just a You killed her already, didn't you? the kid is like even reading this makes me angry Yeah you're kinda right. Dragon's blood is nothing compared to tiger's blood eh? sir you insult cunts...and don't use that word. La ce pula mea m-am uitat? ⌘Q still does nothing. Well, he really isnt that cute to call himself CuteAngel do you know how much it fucking enrages people when they write a ticket the gm doesnt help at all and closes the conversation with something cheesy like "good luck and may your blade never become dull in your adventures mighty dwarf" √ WTF It's called App Store and its on the iPhone... ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ I realized yesterday that I still basically dress the way I did in high school. except for Jeggings. I used to be terrified of any jeans that weren't flare legged. You didn't watch the video. Dude, no files were found inside the .zip file. Are you serious? MW3 Thumbnail It's kinda incredible that GB only is +11 when Rodgers only has 3 INTs and their defense gets INTs like its freaking candy, good job, **Randall Cobb** Wut? Ray rice... 2nd best runner in the NFL.... This took place in 2010. Johnson hasn't been governor since 2003. Chris Hansen: Why don't you take a s- His kennen rune page names made me instant , although i'm not sure if he's changed them. TSM not banning akali vs team of squishies Three Mario Parties. What... Is this... ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ I actually alt tabbed back to the stream when I heard "throw me a controller!" because I thought MLG was showing porn popups. dat acting I don't understand why they let Reif do the commentaries for so many Bayern matches. He always seems to support the other teams. And Lehmann is joining him as a former Dortmund player? You are ridiculously handsome. They are brothers. Well the truth is pure-magical characters are fun to play. But you can't go to a bloody rage mode you know? Im like OH NO YOU JUST DIDN'T RESIST MY MAGIC! Then i pull out my steel knife then try to melee his ass. Well 1 power strike and half of my stamina is gone NOPE Hmm i see... You know minecraft isn't well optimised too. I can perfectly play DMC 4, Oblivion and stuff but minecraft just lags like hell Holy shit dude you're right.I just checked his profile and I was like when I noticed his rune pages. Hmm... ''Biggest dick in the sky'' this made me laugh to death. Sweeping generalization. ** ** Realistic? Sir please keep your opinion to yourself if you've never used a bow. It's "Re" It's "Fa" It's "Sol" It's "Ti" Oh look i unlocked MAV. KAMIKAZE ALL THE THINGS! I think you can ram it with a MAV eh? Yeah she's a big one. Also, Victoria is more or less in the states. When i go to the beach I get "welcome to the US!" texts from t-mobile. And I am internationally roaming . He never mentioned ugly He never mentioned "not so good lookinggggg" It's been like *two months.* Almost like your photo, bar the fact mine is just fresh in from a trail... Well arching archering or whatever its called in english is my ancestors' sport/activity. I like to keep alive the old traditions. And no i use handmade bows made of animal bone and intestines not one of those hi-tech legal sports crap. Lets ask a bow if it thinks if its realistic? I think this varies from type of the arrow and how much you draw the bow. My Boss, who was a real bitch to me for over a year and pretty much launched me into a dark depression, got fired for sexually harassing another employee. Eight months later, she still hasn't found another job. Well i guess they make love to keep themselves warm eh? Wait, wait... people are selling a CD of individual songs you can buy online for $0.99 each.... for $50+? Sometimes just doesn't begin to cut it. People write fan fiction for the Simpsons? Well i knew i wouldn't survive 2 hits but i expected same from them too since **IM A FREAKING MAGE WITH POWER TO BEND ELEMENTS FOR MY WILL** But nope Lets not go there... "Delphine: That's how it's done" Reverse worn cap just makes me go wth? Void rays? Phoenixes? Dat belly button You used photobucket Yep, because I love using 2 axes at the same time For all of those moments Yes. Yes i can [](/x40"I demand more blob ") Got tanned once in a canoe. Sun wasn't visible At least I don't fucking sparkle We all have bad days. Pulling your dog onto your shoulders ain't helping his day. Mind Blown at an [8] Dat index finger Don't look over your shoulder grrrrrrrrrrrrr ** ** Some men just want to watch the world burn Not sure if pedo.... Not to mention *Weekly World News*. some of the newer versions use vista You have to mine some rubble on Kethsi. And they provide the pickaxe. It was a moment. ^_^ ..... -_- ...... ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ even if you're trolling, you deserve more downvotes than I can give, and I'm no christian I'll be a good Samaritan and slap you, but I'm not touching that shirt. Theist: I've made a huge mistake. *magical transformation* *"old" is apparently 2007 Ass. I have an innate fear of suffocation. Gamespot also got bitched at that same fall when Jeff Gerstmann (same reviewer of Kane & Lynch) gave Twilight Princess a HORRIBLE 8.8. That jpeg jag . Can't tell if really small fod or just blurry. Subject and composition seem to be good, but please, if you're going to publish it like this, everything about this picture says 'not a photographer'. Wow I bet you're a real cool person to hang out with. You must be flawless. Your friends buying premi outs or trim if he's paying $20 an O My game is affecting everyone elses game. Whoa. Yeah, the females "spray" when they're displeased... They are so fuckin' cute, and if you don't know any better... And they have really good aim, too. This was reposted, and at this moment I can see it right above the original post. You brought back a girl while you had piss bottles scattered about? When I was little my parents brewed beer, and had a glass of either fresh beer or unfermented beer with the yeast already added. I thought it was apple juice, chugged it down, and was not happy. My mom then fed me a glass of milk, but the glass she used had about an ounce of bleach in it. I was 2 when this happened, my mom doesn't even remember. The...creamery? Me too Are you the dude who took away my ~~toddler kabobs~~ lawn darts? Great time to be eating pepperoni Yes, that happened. 116 years of Oklahoma Football History and the Sooners had never lost to Baylor. Yes, that Baylor. The Baylor whose name sake helped start the Apache Plains War that spilled into the Indian Wars, the Baylor that appointed the Clinton special prosecutor their university president, the Baylor that didn't allow interracial dating, dancing, or hand-holding. The Baylor that expels students for NOT having abortions. The Baylor that has gimped the Big XII since its bullshit inclusion in the conference at the hands of corrupt Texas politicians. The Baylor where a coach covered for one of his players when he murdered another player. Fuck everything about this. I'd rather go 1-9 than lose to Baylor. I know what you mean, Adolf. lol, yeah. i watched it at night too. These are not the kind of bare breasts I wanted to see My upvotes would say otherwise. Let reddit be the judge! you made it seem like he was a good guy at the beginning, sort of saving face but then he's a complete dick at the end. wtf? ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ *Edits to change 16 yrs old to 13* Or..you know.. a pot with a lid. I like how you turn on your 4 wheel drive to show off when taking the picture... [](/c "Maybe I just like using spoiler tags here ") "steal"? I mean, I'm not trying to be a stickler but you fuckin serious bro? I'd have sex with you either way, therefore you win All the guards: Run to the store to stock up on more ice cream I hope Shareapic Because using people is gender specific All women that wear yoga pants are attention whores? An Iron Dagger? For 1000 gold? What are you playing at? Moar wasn't expecting irl zombies ...ಠ_ಠ...ಠ_ಠ...ಠ_ಠ...ಠ_ಠ...ಠ_ಠ...ಠ_ಠ...ಠ_ಠ...ಠ_ಠ...ಠ_ಠ...ಠ_ಠ... ... to support the site they are a staple of... So it's for selfish human reasons then As an eldest brother, I can confirm the younger ones have an easier time. Hmm your witness might be a passing traveler. My advice: Kill everyone on skyrim. Scumbag skin Oooooooo Yes. Yes i am Indeed I've had surgery bro WTF? ** ** wat... You honestly think a 17 year old girl is in a subreddit's IRC channel? Come on... Yes. I was working for most of it. With an ambulance company Girl, you aren't alone I was too relaxed Posted 55 milliseconds ago ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Wonderful. We don't pull that melting pot shit here in Canada. He's whatever he wants to be. Hello sailor! I just saw you in a different thread, and read about how nice of a person you are everybody stare Let me guess you would wanna go to the fiery dark depths of... Anal **EDIT**: People wth? Check his name. STRANGER DANGER People kept on comparing skin color with me and asked me "Are you from Denmark?". I nearly lost it when one dude asked "Are you from Alaska?" This is at Penn State (The outdoor pool on Biggler st.) This reminds me of the time I saw someone post on facebook: "watching an old movie called, The shining". Then someone asked; who's in it? and she said, "I don't know, nobody famous". What could we possibly need to ask you? We've all been 13 before, and it's not like you're significantly different. Pepper spray is a chemical weapon, and your country masquerades under the pretense that is committed to the *Convention on the Prohibition of the Development, Production, Stockpiling and Use of Chemical Weapons and on their Destruction*. The factory in question was built in the 1960's and renovated over the years in such a poor and "money saving" way, that a lot of things are not monitored correctly, Including the temperature of the returning process water Well, off you go then. is this before or after s/he gets hit by the swinging axe trap, yields to it and as s/he recovers, stumbles backwards into the trap again... No, the problem is people are making drama out of every little thing, not that cocks are getting sucked I was staring at it for 10min trying to figure out what is it. When I thought I knew what it was I've looked towards left side at that dirt house all my high school classmates How do you make the ? they're going after the white people now... Losira has a nice signature..... How old are you? I had a Nephalia Drownyard in a UBw mill-yourself deck. I won a couple games by milling; one against RGw Werewolves (he splashed Mikaeus and an Angel), and one against UBr mill-yourself (thankfully he milled past his Lab Maniac both times . Drownyard was basically the only thing I ever pointed at my opponents. I've had coverage issues with Verizon since I got here this summer. I originally had a Droid 2, and it was *okay*. I now have an iPhone 4 and the coverage is worse, especially inside. When my SO and I are in a bar watching football or something, her AT&T iPhone will have service and mine won't. Come on Reddit, did my ONLY submission to r/aww REALLY make it to the front page? "Got a problem with me? Solve it. Think I'm trippin'? Tie my shoes. Cant stand me? Then sit down. Cant face me? Turn around." if i hear that phrase one more time a lot of people are going to die yet you put "apple" before "ape"... It's never unnecessary... How dare someone make me care so much and then have me find out it's not real Kitten's Face= And you wonder why we get jealous Moar? Pleas Wait...roller skiing on snow? . Did this happen recently? TIL Police officers aren't protecting the OWS' right to free speech. Don't ask questions that you don't want the answer to... I interrupted him once.. ended up bugging the game so that Alduin just flew away, leaving a half-resurrected skeletal dragon behind.. this what happens when quality control has to go... He was at -6.5 in my keeper league. Back in 2002, my family and I moved about an hour away to a new city. In 2003, one of our neighbours (who was the nicest guy you could imagine), ended up murdering both of his parents. Coming home from dinner one night, we see roadblocks on the street of our new house. Turns out the guy who murdered his parents was trying to hide out at his friends house, who happened to live at the end of our new street. STRANGER DANGER! And here I had thought the only story I could possibly enjoy about Ninja Bread Man would involve someone burning it, this is not what I had in mind. I used to live the high life. Then I got knocked up. Now I live a lower life what doesn't They deserved to be hoed to death. You use negatives to enlarge. You use developer to develop. To be free from religion just to be religious about subreddits... omg WTF . This is going to make my nightmares have nightmares. Free Karma for the work of someone else. It's the alt text thing just hold down alt and type 3232 on the numpad and you get, ಠ. Then you just put it together 12 Ga. slugs... for a coyote... You have got to be fucking kidding me. "**New**, rare and old bands, artists, tracks or collaborations." aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand....... you made it worse. Enjoy the downvotes. > Dual table flipping Dear lord! Are...are you serious? 150? Such a great game to watch. This whole thread. Couldn't tell if she really didn't want to or if I just completely fucking blew it... but still, fucking women 25 cent condoms? Fox? Especially with no tapout or affliction. Ugghhh. Well, she better swallow that or she's swallowing lead. But you... you just did the same fucking thing "The clippers or the clippings? " 101/17 cuz you know, the emp nerf and ground upgrades buff are really helping his stargate builds Fix your taskbar Yup. This YSK feels like propaganda ... i dont like the idea of incest PMS and my period make me legit suicidal. No tampon will change that. this isn't r/gore. I want to add on top of this that it's also elementary school grammar. When I took Composition I in college, it made me sad when the professor said that after going through students' drafts, we were going to spend some time reviewing things people were supposed to have learned to *prepare* us for college. They were things like your vs. you're, there vs. they're vs. their, proper tenses, explaining why it's should've/should have and not should of... "I have self-diagnosed ADD" From someone who just broke up with a "vegetarian" that eats meat. It is incredibly annoying when someone who claims to be vegetarian, turns around and eats chicken or beef. Then when confronted with this, will make up any excuse they can think of to make it seem they were right all along. On the bright side, now you can just order pizza. "Batman enjoys the flow of the namesake river" Just hope they dont make lemons.. oh lord if they made lemons of the bible i'd just set myself on fire Why is the top one is naked? You'd think that #2 would object to having a penis resting on his neck. OMG I COPIED LIKE 100 TIMES THE than you and I only got 6 upvotes! SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME Uhhh, no. "Batman enjoys the flow of the namesake river" Those are definitely Public Relations Department's fault. Good call. Cal the cops man I think it's you who doesn't understand sarcasm. My favorite was the crypt in Whiterun. "Please get my amulet, without it I'm unable to keep the undead back from bringing terror and destruction to the town!" Gives 15 gold for acquiring amulet . And he doesn't even attend school Houston is non-existent on offense. This is terrible! There is absolutely no pressure! ლ( ლ) I'll bring some flags & some gasoline. the first way i fapped This makes me mad. Skyward sword is about how the master sword was made. You hardly even use the master sword "the mentally handicapped" Going into the 4th quarter with the lead. I have a good feeling about this. Thanks, now I'm peeing myself again. i was thinking of gandalf but reread your post ... wth Everyone wants to correct, nobody wants to discuss I don't know, that description might be acceptable to be used for some...like people who make it their careers. I had to see this the same time I'm watching Inception It's a teeeeeeny bit harder to make jokes about the ones that involve piles of bodies. >"Dubstep is cooler than techno" I want to have your problems. "I'm me and if you don't like it then that's too bad." Great. Now I know we're on the same page, bitch. getting one hit by a lone arrow in the foot that's how i roll Yes they are. My couch can verify this. They're also IMPOSSIBLE to train! The best I can do is have mine go on or in the general area of a pee pad I put down. It seems like everyone here wants to do drugs or a hooker. I would hop on a plane to Japan, but just the plane ride would take at least 15 hours. :/ Hahaha man, it just got 7 AM here, and I haven't achieved anything yet except for now being scared to the point of shitting bricks (dam, I thought that r/nosleep was about trying to get some sleep ), and having 9% battery left on my iPhone. And at this moment at least 2 other redditors agree upvoted him/her. Wow. Someone took Amateur Surgeon waaaaaay too seriously. She's more into it than me.. "I'm Craig and uh I like music," this was said to me today biggest pet peeve. Who doesn't like music?! No one forced you to click on my link But we're related. I'll take your ಠ_ಠ and raise you a Where the hell did you get 9 from? So basically not adding a in a comment will get you -70 karma points... NOW I understand why the bible is not taken seriously! You're missing a fucking question mark. nearly a downvote every 20 seconds for disrespecting the That is a knife I thought this was r/skyrim Your comment makes me laugh in a way that makes me feel terrible... upvote for the laugh... discerning look for the afterfeeling Scumbag Redditor: Only surfs through Christian TV channels on the television. Complains that American TV has too much God. This is why you pesticide the shit out of an orchard It's 2:41 and I just jumped because of my family banging around. Chen easiest jungler men, women, **and children** > ..don't appreciate unintentionally misleading posts. FOUR!? You are the exact opposite of a horse whisper. I keep seeing your name here and all I can think of is "Hug strangers. Go far enough back in time and you'll realize that they're just distant relatives you've never met before..." 2 things about this: A) I don't know about ya'll but if some stranger hugged me out of no where I'd probably end up slugging them. B) No hooking up with strangers... could be your cousin For some twisted reason, I like it that I'd be willing to suck a few dicks to work on that show. also: shadows of lit candles No. I am not pathetic like Coppercab Alright, Mod...Sorry abou...Wait a sec... But this is an image Ever had sex with a collegue after a long and hard day of editing? Chastity And then later you find out that [the song was a mating call the entire time, so basically you have a bunched of aroused aliens chasing after a girl... ](/spoiler) Nek Minnit. . she sounds like a hypocrite Nah its better this way. It would train your eyes against the flashy flashy gun attachment Interwebz aborting... Are you going to masturbate to it? Not all breeds no. And you don't go breeding mentally handy capped people coz they clap and have a good time every time they fart I always think it has crashed because it freezes for like 5s at a time. Now I just need to fix the black patches all over the terrain. That sounds like abuse. Not sure I believe you The irony of the Baron Harkonnen talking about saving young boys is not lost on me He was already Code S ಠಠಠಠ ಠಠಠಠ Racist. Who says I'm happy when I masturbate? She spelled "there" right...... After the ceremony in the temple, my wife just walked out or something and I can't find her anywhere. Brace yourselves for an ironic repost of this. Had the game a week. 35 hours? Hey now! Sandwich making can be fucking brutal, bro. I've been there. I've seen things. SERIOUSLY seen some shit. don't diss dual FMG's A Terry McGinnis movie would either be really awesome or a tragic attempt at making an edgy teen flick My arms aren't straight.... Chaurus Reapers, bigger, stronger, and nightmare inducing fuel. lol, it's ok. Or you could just delete it. Hey guys, my opinion is controversial and an inconvenient truth! That's when you just give her one of these - not cool... I'm never pro herpes And so much more "mature" than "boys" her own age You beast!! Okay, I'm just going to take this opportunity to ask - why is that even a rule? Isn't this IAmA**Fiction**? Please. Pretty much all Pizza Hut drivers at least show up to work high or hungover...sometimes both. Alrighty, now just to track down my external HDD For the sole purpose of anal procreation... ....That is some rough ass sex. Google owns YouTube Whatever happened to Katy? Yeah guys, seriously. Suppressing unwanted opinions can kill you. I remember him as a freshman, he was so wild that the rest of the defense had to take care of his assignments. It was disastrous. He's actually a more complete player now, minus is inability to wrap up on tackles Way to take something innocent and turn it into a gay/straight debate ** ** thing that makes me rage is she spelled they're wrong . at least you didn't shout 69 Its hard when my home town has more churches per square mile than there are people. Dude, this is Reddit. oh and the numbers = > - not cool... You chose a crappy and vague way to put a joke across. So right back at you kiddo. Model View Controller model "d3jg's hot towel" is most definitely *not* something I would pay money to have someone "teach me". Some people approve herpes? I was. American's news site are the best... Nice try under qualified bro. "My mom handled it surprisingly well..." Edit: , thanks SilverXGames! That's what we like to call a riot "I give the children my sacred stick" whoring my penta out i see I'm a mod and I created the subreddit That way you are only forcibly disarmed for part of your day. Sounds like a solved problem to me. ( ) I think this post deserves ( )>--■-■ Can't tell if serious. GSX-R + first bike = . "a incorrect" If the snozzberries taste like snozzberries... IT!?! You mean him? Doesn't Dark Brotherhood quest start with a kid who ran away from home? When I was a little kid I once brought my Pokemon Red, Yellow and Crystal versions to them for a trade in. Yellow version was apparently worth 50 cents. Looking back, I should've ripped his arm off . on a yaris? Part of the annoyance factor here is that, in this particular café, live musicians play some chill jazz/blues/acoustic music every other hour or so. So I don't have headphones on because I want to listen to the relaxing live music, and the place is otherwise quiet, but then WAAAAAHHHHHHHH. And it doesn't occur to them to go outside until the baby calms down. Since when does America sponsor non-violent revolutions? She's sound like a very mature and well rounded woman, clearly a poster child for modern ethics, I can only hope to one day live up to such statuesque candor. because i know her irl... Don't tell me what to do. Sounds like I'm right since you quoted me and still didn't understand that I'm not saying ALL Theists of whatever faith want that. But I guess like the holy books theists claim to love, reading anything fully and understanding it within its context is asking too much. Don't downvote me either, that's cheating. Instead, try coming up with an argument that isn't based off a misunderstanding of my post. You'll be bettered by the effort since it will require critical thinking skills to be used. Not trying to be insulting now, but it does seem to be a common thread among theists that they either read something fully but take it out of context or read something partially but within context, but never both at the same time. Very uncool /r/Minecraft, why is this so upvoted. Totally against all that Reddit stands for. Yeah... That was horrible on the Nexus S. It would trigger 5-10 times every minute when 3G was in use. Eventually they released another radio that bricked some people's phones. Then finally a few months after that they finally came out with a radio that was functional. The bug report thread got so huge on Google but even though it is a nexus phone, google didn't respond a single time. "Black" people "White" people Oh I totally agree and.... what. Alright..I think I see it too . "(jig)" ...But... What about an Electrode? Seriously, wow. No observers and dying to 16 banshees at the 30 minute mark? There was an ad in a lesbian lonely hearts column here in Ireland which read something along the lines of: "40, blonde, seeking female for long walks, going to the cinema with and eating out." Did you mis-spell "similarly" as "simally" to throw us off? though not thou :) I kind of want to have a threesome with this photo. Was playing Caitlyn in a lane with a Leona who was just auto attacking away, pushing up the lane for no reason and going out of her way to last hit everything I'm trying too. I'm like "Hey Leona, you're going to get us ganked. Also, you're making it kind of hard to farm" she replies "Am I supposed to be making it easy?". If you want a carry, yes. What elo is this? It took two days for mine to get back to me. I don't know anybody on my side of town that delivers, and I've been sick as a dog. He gets back to me the day that I start feeling pretty fine, and am not desperate for herb. Crossroads does have pretty good service. Now the crabtree location, specifically the geek squad... At first I was like You sure you don't want reading lessons in exchange for it I heard at the end that they were talking about amputing to prevent too much pain / too much troubles to the community but I must admit I didn't really listen (the images are too strong maybe)... I'll have to watch it again to know if they're selling something.... Ashe. "awful screeching wench, awful screeching wench, awful screeching wrench, alful scrinching whinch...." You are a lucky one. In my old school New England Thanksgiving dinners, the men would retire to the TV room, while the women cleaned up afterwards. Well, frustrated as you may be, we be a bunch on anonymous (asshats) on the Interweb. Nothin worth stressing over. There are all types on here. Some are douches, ( ) and others not. And now to end the MLP debate! No . No it isn't, that's kind of the point, and yeah that's true. So looking forward to this being my future career... Dude, I work at a sandwich restaurant, lets call it "hipster subway". I'm usually in the closing shift, so I have to deal with this all the time, but it is not a big deal for me. In fact, we usually stay open for another 15 min in case someone comes in at last minute AND we close our drive-thru 30 minutes after the official closing hour (9pm). One day a guy comes to order in drive-thru at 9: 35, he demands a sandwich and then he complains that in his watch it's just 9: 29. Anyway, I refused because our ovens where off already and we were all cleaning, so he drives to the front of the store and stays there for 20-30 mins just staring at us... just because we refused to make him a sandwich Yes, my mom and I are related. I don't see any fapkins. Even worse is when people call this "reverse racism." I've met quite a few people who think that white people can't be racism'd against, and refer to it as reverse racism. Mucho At first I was like:"i'm judging too quickly or I might be wrong or something, this can't be what I think it is" then I read the comments and conffirmed... **IT'S A CULTURE, NOT A COSTUME!!!1!!!!! ** nice outer space wallpaper with planetary trim. What condition is your basement in, exactly? Holy grossness You should go to a Mexican meat market sometime, they always sell the weirdest things at the meat counter. (Cow lungs, Ox tail, just to name a few ) Did Steve tell you that? Steve I remember when this song was big, and they played a clip of it on the radio and you had to call in to win so I did, and then I found out I won tickets to Spice Girls, so I sold them for $150.. But anyways back to my story, so when I went to tell my parents that I won on the radio and told them the song they were like ಠ_ಠ Oh look. It's one of *these* accounts again. Come back home one week, mom says she brought the dog back from vet due to a cyst bursting in his anus. NOPE. I'll myself, thanks. OH I GET IT IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE ASIANS HAVE SQUINTY EYES AND THAT IS A CLEVER AND ORIGINAL JOKE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Not sure if you want to know this piece of info, but with some googling done, you can see pictures from multiple incidents like this.. a super special ಠ_ಠ to that little partnership on the bottom right. to the max. Yeah how the fuck is edating like arranged marriages? I just started clapping my hands and squealing, and my bf looked over at me like ......you just found that out? I went to a sermon with my Grandparents once. I was cool with it until he started blaming homosexuals for everyone's problems. The checker was actually memorizing your name for future facebook stalking. "Mike check" someone with a soprano voice is worst than writing "FUCK YOU" instead of an autograph and giving it to a kid? cmon r/minecraft I did that. I got it on my 25th try I feel like VS looks a bit... hack and slashy. But not in the good sort... type-zero looks outdated on the PSP (Jp only release too ) But I'm still excited for VS. Not so much to warrant a preorder though, because then I will get my heart broken :( Sticky Mess What do you mean? I'd be positively THRILLED if I couldn't visit any site I wanted to! An Atheist making a derogatory comment about a religion? You have every right to be shocked and appalled. Something about you eating all the extra nutrients in the womb... Mentally, I'm fine with it. Heck, I've been buzzing my own hair for the last year and haven't had a problem. It's just that the primitive, "survival at all costs" part of my brain says "OMG something's buzzing behind me; it's gonna kill me!" when someone else does it. >Your username makes me fear your customer service skills. Not saying your skills are bad? Please don't shit in my vagina. I also hope you're aware of being able to put a readied arrow away by pressing R. I spent the first 20 hours of my game shooting it into the ground or a wall to recover it and getting spotted because of the noise I'd made. too far man, too far I first I was like uptopke, then I was like..... Shirt constantly tucked in. so why didn't you tell the rest of us? He's stuck his finger in the crease in her fat. >>( ) I think this post deserves >>( )>--■-■ Although I agree that's probably WHY he shot them, that's not an excuse to shoot someone... Something similar happened to me. It was the last time I opened the window in the bathroom *while* I was using it. So Protestant isn't Christianity? I have an acquaintance who basically said "I AM SO PROUD OF THEM FOR DEPICTING A PRO-LIFE CHARACTER!" Don't pee on all the things...leave that to the dogs. Holy shit that's an injustice if I've ever seen one. At Bonnaroo, some bros made a point to walk up to me and tell me how much hotter I would be with long hair At first I thought you were making a joke, you weren't . I see you gave a lot of effort to the knuckles... Well, I don't think we're going to find many fossilized reproductive organs . I'm afraid most of evolutionary history will most likely very unfortunately remain a mystery. Nevertheless, its always fun to speculate on. Can't unsee. Watch out guys, we got us a bad ass over here. shame on your hate Jake. Don't be that guy. I now auto-downvote all Facebook screenshot posts. I hope everyone on reddit will join me in this endeavor to clean up the site. It was the very next line that made me give a . Kids have been special little snowflakes since the 90s, or even before. I think that's why I see so many people in my generation end up living with their parents, smoking pot... or, in my brother's case, raising his two daughters in my parents' basement. sort of...? At first I thought "Wow, fixing lock-picking enhancements. PRAISE JESUS " A more appropriate title would be, "The Tree" As funny as it is I think the MAV/EOD bot roadkills need to be fixed. Seems a little too ridiculous to get killed by these things. Especially the EOD bot, which gets treated like you're getting run over by an 18-wheeler. I read the books about 3-5 years ago and in every single book I completely hated Bella and her attitude, I never liked her even for a little bit. I can't even think of a book that made me hate the main character so much before Dwarf Tossing? is it me, or is this a tree's version of ? HI I LIKE POSTING IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE I AM COOL "She's not my mother, *Tod*." some of us prepare bag lunches and don't worry about cooking during our lunch breaks I think you're right. And it's sad because I am already subscribed to that. i'm full of shit, i usually just go to burger king. (*Opened it in class, ಠ_ಠ*) I'm watching >She actually roofied me at a party once. No joke. Spiked my drink because we were fighting and I wasn't having sex with her that night. I ended up just puking and sleeping in a snow bank. She tried to justify it the next morning by saying she "just wanted to feel close again". Another year, another drunk fat ass pissing on me. why isn't shushei posted under alistar? And they give you six... The internet at my job says this is blocked because it is in the category of Pornography Agreed! I dress for comfort most days, no fucks are given lol. My only thing is guys who tuck their jeans into their boots needlessly, or wear them with shorts. Crazy just has a more romantic ring to it, don't you think? Implying the RFID in my toll tag can measure land speed. My Lydia started getting weird too. When I was moving my stuff from whiterun to riften i put all my stuff in one chest and told Lydia to take everything the chest. We got to the new house and I took all my stuff back from Lydia and was putting it around the house, I noticed I could "steal" some of my things, I asked myself "how could I possibly steal from myself?". Only one way to find out, so I stole one of my favorite swords and out of nowhere Lydia yells "HOW DARE YOU", walks up to me and takes back everything she had with her including my awesome blades sword, so I figured she just put them back in her inventory, NOPE nothing was there and all my items vanished. Lydia is starting to rebel. (I reloaded btw) dude, I'm anorexic Yeesh. rape fantasy = NOPE. I had a chick pull that shit once. She kept saying, "No, stop" so I did. Then she was like, "why did you stop?" I would love to order a mug or tshirt of this! Like I'm not ADHD enough No I apologize for the confusion. I had no clue. There was some standard dirty talk and then BAM, I thought I was hurting this person and she laughed at me for my concern. repost of a repost when i saw the price i laughed so fucking hard... I should have mentioned in the title that I was actually exposed to this today. It made me wat My reaction to you: You beat me by a day with this link. Sarah Palin? (lame cheating) : go to the shrine of azura. Then walk toward the dragon head on the map, and downhill a little bit (this is how I give directions in real life ). find a little grave site with a bunch of mashed together skeletons around it, and one skeleton on the "altar". Loot skeleton, take all, open "empty skeleton" again, aquire magically respawned book worth 50 septims (as many times as you want). Buyallthethings...nuff said Not polite at all... Then stop being a dick and apologize. Kids these days. haha......... I'm not weird. "famouslastwords" Come to Florida lets grab a beer .... What, you don't like to take a piss occasionally? That's a bit unhealthy..  TIL there is a subreddit called beating women I feel so distracted now... [](/wat ) I'm pretty excited about how fucking hot you are. And that is why no one will remember your name.   well the last puzzle had clues in the room (the three pillars). so i figured the carvings HAD to play a part for the next one. They even had the same animals on them as the dials...   He dismisses us just like the rest of our government. Pro-Anorexia groups are a thing?   Was scrolling by and read dane as diarrhea. When she dumped me for a reiki practitioner. Then got into crystals. Fucking crystals. Bonus: She's the daughter of a physicist. Homeless guy with headphones? "dis, da, luv, 5eva" Some boundaries have to be set. We don't live in a perfect world and we can all be tempted to do things if we feel we won't get caught and the opportunities are available. Marriage isn't a sitcom and it isn't dating. *And only let her out of her cage when she hasn't spoken for eight days.* So...why would you need a big one? >She actually roofied me at a party once. No joke. Spiked my drink because we were fighting and I wasn't having sex with her that night. I ended up just puking and sleeping in a snow bank. She tried to justify it the next morning by saying she "just wanted to feel close again". or were you trying to say i am selling them for cheap? lol in that case i have seen many people selling around how much i am selling with a scrap or more but no sales. so i needed room and just want to get rid of them quick. ...but now i regret it because checking the"new" section of tf2trade saw a post of a person buying as many crates. and one person sold 20 crates for 4 scraps. i need to be more patient.. (10x ^50)^50 ....... Thats a lot of Because pizza is a vegetable.. ಠ_ Is anybody else wondering....where is Tesla? The guy is practically the best inventor/engineer/physics to walk on this earth. (ಠ_ಠ + 6)( + 6) = 0 ಠ_ಠ^2 + 12 + 36 = 0 Hmmm....seems to be fine now!! [](/flutterfear) that was the point My pseudo-quote, it was sarcasm. That tree is like 4 meters tall * * *** *** lifestyle? Oh god, stealth is so weird in Skyrim. The other day when I was playing, I had to kill a guy that was staying in a guard barracks. So I waited until he was alone, killed him, then every guard in the building rushed into the room (probably 8 of them total). So I tried to hide from them, but couldn't find a good spot. I hide next to a table, completely exposed, and they couldn't see me. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ** ** Of all the shit in Vegas this is what you take a pic of? Congratulations. Now you're as bad as the ignorant folk booing the first lady at the NASCAR race over the weekend. Your support of this shit does nothing but continue the divide. Take your hate somewhere else. Lol Fruitarian Frugivore My favourite quote recently was at last week's D&D session where a player was trying to drop and pick up a lot of objects all in one turn. They ended up substituting all of their actions for minor actions, followed by the quote "who wouldn't want to do three minors?" It took the group a while to figure out why I was like this As an Information Security person I always at these comments. I must have had a less extreme version of your crazy ex, but just throw "im a wiccan witch" into the mix with catholic parents to deal with and oh yeah she was hispanic... It's referencing the video... in the OP... I tried it, my computer couldn't handle the awesome and it died Replying to the top comment instead of the post. WE GET IT, YOU GUYS HAVE SEX, NO NEED TO RUB OUR NOSES INTO IT I'm Rosemary's Baby. At the very end it says "Soldiers could have a new weapon in their hands by 1996!" PeNIs? I'm not clicking on that I did this last week at work. I couldn't just go home and rest right away, though. Don't you mean I_RAPE_CATS? Looked at username expecting something relevant... nope. Dat third act TIL that the only acceptable emoticons on reddit are ":)" ":(" and " " As a father of a 14 year old... Nice try boyfriend "Respect". I suspect you don't fully understand what that word means and what it entails. *inbreeding*- you see the same achievements both in steam and gfwlive, basically two small popups "They've got AA (Map dependent), they've got soflam and javs (requies a competent squad, and javelins move as fast as a turtle in quicksand), they can use tank guideds (again, requires competent squad and a Tank that can be killed in one pass by a jet/heli), they can use teamwork to fire two stingers (competent squad, and it's still easily possible to avoid 2 stinger missiles) or they can use small arms to hit the pilots as not one air vehicle makes the pilot protected. ( Do you TRY to sound like an idiot, or does it come naturally to you?)" ;-) stay tuned I'm always misspelling words. Diet Coke? That MBP is gonna overheat. It's just as valid as changing your status to stand up to cancer. INCONCEIVABLE! i call shenanigans I was 8 when I first started thinking about it. Those awkward moments when my friends would give me the looks. Don't worry, intelligent people think alike. ಠ_ಠ^ there are youtube comments that praise deezer My only issue with infect is a personal one. Everybody I play with at the kitchen table has an infection deck, and they're all almost exactly the same. Don't you mean the offseason? That's when you scout the player's workouts and tail rookies to evaluate their fantasy value next year. You can't take the offseason as a vacation an expect to win! I've heard this ad on the radio already. * * Whoosh Delete Facebook, lawyer up, hit the gym.. Wait what? I think i shat myself when i viewed that page. Too scared to check, too grossed out to not check... ** ** Your name desrow Cause, you know, posting about wanting to start a female only team would not give you a hint? OP gets every comment he makes on his thread upvoted ! Sexy voice btw =3 'cause it's true bro, u mad? Those starfish and sea urchins are all flopping about the sea floor Panels 9-10 no it sucks it smell like montgomery Never have these been more appropriate: Why not? You clearly repost things too D'AAWWE We need more pilots like you, I have yet to run across one! Downvoting people for asking honest questions is bad form. Asking questions is the best way for people to educate themselves, which should be encouraged, not discouraged. > >implying there is something wrong with wearing hightops and acid jeans... Egg roll wrapper Having content like Starz on Netflix was one of the main reasons that Netflix increased their prices. How interesting that they didn't renew the contract now that the subscribers are paying more. This wasn't fixed in the update? "Well then, happy Turkey Solstice, asshat. " neutral* "we aren't showing you his face or...." FF to 1:50. >c כ * * ^ ^ ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ6ಠ_ಠ^ ~~ ~~ ~~ಠ__ ^ಠ~~ ಠಠ_ಠ_ಠ * ~~*** ***~~ ಠಠಠಠಠ ಠಠಠಠಠ ~~ಠ**_ಠಠ_*ಠಠ**_ಠ ~~* ^_^_^_^_^_^_ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ People that misuse annoy me. ಠ_ಠ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ > I'm not sure why you are comparing an adventure to an RPG. Yes, they both have swords and various other similarities, but they aren't really games that should be compared. What happens if his chin gets stuck on it while he's opening his mouth? ~ ~~~~ Yeah this is getting on my beehives too. As if any part of the world owes you an explanation if you ask it > cans of wine ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ~~ ~~ This is reddit, we always question gender and sexuality. God forbit we give out unworthy upvotes. Oh wait, this comic has 114 of them. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ *~~**ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ **~~* Megyn.... There you go again. There is suppose to be some contempt in . I guess technically that was more than a few corrections. >Who's boss i gonna apprecciate someone looking at comics at all? ~~**ಠ__**ಠ_*1. ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ~* ~ಠಠ_ಠಠ**_ಠ_ ಠಠಠಠ**~~ Really, now, did you have to juxtapose *those two* examples? ** ** "reverse-racism" Came in looking for joke about being stumped, stumpling, stampeded... only see feedback... Starbucks is so expensive! Thanks for revealing huge parts of the movie (regardless of your ambiguity). I'm sure all of the people who haven't seen it appreciate it. I can't believe mortar users are invincible. I can't knife them and apparently you can't run them over Xbox has that too Please explain why the developer, the people who made the videogame, suffer no losses due to people playing their game without paying for it psh, why did you take skyrim out? too far dude, too far. (if this is real of course, if it is from a movie or something then it is ok =P) lolol i know that feel. and i adjust them on public and my moms like I think that he made a good point and instilled in you a good lesson, but "it's okay to burn ants?" Really? ~~ ~~ Too many guys! Needs more cute girl hugs. "ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ." - Ron " " Paul ~~*ಠ_ಠಠಠಠ_**ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ*_ಠಠ*_ಠ_ಠ _***~~ ಠ_ಠ ...Yes you do Beetlejuice is one word. ಠ_ Skinny dipping in a hotspring in the middle of nowhere at 2AM with two girlfriends and ten strangers. Karmen 1 brown sheep Oh man, and I thought my comment was bad. Yep, that's ALL women. You hit that on the nose! "Model Railroading Done on A Budget." - Yeah, what else was done on a *budget* I wounder? Thank you! But it was intentional. Is this a fuckin troll? It doesn't look real Ok Rolling Stone, we need to talk. You put the fucking Edge (U2) on this list and left off JOHNNY THUNDERS? You shouldn't be downvoted for this, posts like this are why I unsubbed from /r/android Do not worry citizen, this appears to be BOT. Not part of a balanced breakfast, to say the least. Ultimately it's her body-- it's not "feminism" gone too far. What if she wanted an abortion and he didn't? What do you propose should happen in that case? Or it runs you over. Never seen any , almost 2 days played every game mode. Lag compensation on the other hand. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ >What if she wanted an abortion and he didn't? What do you propose should happen in that case? How would it be worse in a Bush/Obama regime. I'm black and muslim and currently live in South Carolina ( ), which is a pretty fucking intolerant state. That said, I don't think any of your fears would come to fruition, nor do I think it is not an individual's right to turn me out of his restaurant if he wants to be a bigoted fuck. (Actually, I'd love to see him do that and watch me grab 30 friends and protest until his store goes under.) I'd much prefer having that, then a racist affirmative action policy, the patriot act, trillions of dollars in debt, 3 wars and counting, a corporate ruled Presidency, a war on drugs, etc. 320% flying That. Last. Frame. I'm making another account just to downvote you again. > You can't prove people are say, of the African Race, with DNA? You guys have a curfew? Where is his flipper reaching? I think we all know why Ysolda needed that mammoth tusk... Go ahead, marry her and find out. Aren't you that guy from Medal of Honor? Same shit with Greenpeace and Animal Liberation Front. I think most people disapprove when animals are treated poorly and we all want to do our part to help, but blowing shit up doesn't help ( ALF). Good intentions gone bad can be very dangerous. ಠ ಠ > nice to see you got some moral support! I ship jan 3rd and my wife is okay with it/supportive but my relatives keep asking me "are you sure this is what you want to do?!"...the first few times it was like "nah I just lost ~65lbs and have been in DEP for..forever just to change my mind a few months before I ship" now my response is just Did you mean ? ( )Upvote approved. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ One link = four digits? creepy stuff... Among other things. Why is the image hosted on Facebook? Meet imgur.com, fellow redditor! yaay tits all for me.......hang on a minuet Not available in my country math is also correct, as yundot said. I hope the guy with the gun didn't have too much fun with shrooms and booze You're half right! Chinese-crested pug mix. She calls it a Crug. Mine gave me a restraining order ...did you just call notch fat? And now, really reddit. Link is left handed Ok, I'll get to this right after I finish my hamachi-roe foam "ice cream cone" and my sparrow-foot-flavored smoke. ;-) lol yeh, point is they frantically search, pat their pockets down, grope themselves, flail limbs around every pocket they have despite knowing full well that they don't have that lighter, they could just say no, but it's the effort... the journey... the trial in search of tribulation that is important. Is that comedy image clear enough for ya? I'm surprised you didn't connect the dots to be honest. I told this to my Christian friends and they said that it's all about the current context or some ambiguous thing like that, so that verse doesn't really matter anymore. "Dead by April" ** ** I too share that hobby. I'm glad I'm not alone. ಠ_ಠ ~~* *~~ * * ~~ಠ_*ಠ**ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ**_ಥ_ಥ*ಠ*ಥ_ಥಠಥ_ಥ _*~~ Way to completely buzz kill the poor guy, fellas. Notch, man, you're killing me. You were my hero before all this. What happened? They posted a massive, well-thought-out reply. All you needed to post was a decent explanation... . It didn't even have to be that long. Dad...? #### [ ](//#musicallyoblivious) ...you've never waked-and-baked? not so "sweet" at 5am "Seiko... What the fuck?" Gee I wonder who downvoted my comment I actually did after I saw that. They basically looked at it (after taking 30 minutes to show up), said "Yep, that's a dent. There's been a string of vandalism lately. I'm sure you have nothing to worry about," and left . "Not quite *the what* I wanted" sigh ya i kno rly like wtf why else wud ppl smoke it? I just ed so hard my eyebrows kinda hurt. Everything about that was wrong. And even more WTF, IMO, is the fact that there's a whole community of people who enjoy watching videos like this. /r/popping ... Perhaps later... *Forgettable*. ** ** Cerca de 1 millon de videos y 600 mil fotos? Eso ya es un trabajo de tiempo completo. I have a friend who says "since-ing" instead of "syncing". She refuses to believe that her pronunciation is incorrect no matter how many times I correct her more stupid* FAITH IN HUMANITY FAITH Seriously? Reposting with the same title in the same day? You don't give a blowjob with your mouth closed. It's "all intents and purposes". I was going to type the same thing, I fast traveled back to my sanctuary after buying all the upgrades for it, and the skeleton practically fell on my character. bet you thought this was I do now. Mufasa and Simba? 3rd panel is like a vomiting duck. ... and a sweetroll. If that guy's fat, then my bf must be *obese* by those standards. Antis can correlate anything with anything. I was reading a website listing all the murderers that also have CCW permits. They listed Jared Loughner because AZ is permit-less. They seem to forget that he passed a background check and purchased the gun almost a month before the shooting. But they're still acting like background checks and waiting periods prevent crime Look like contacts...second pic eyes look brown "no you're not!" Why are you ordering Dominos on Staten Island? Arrrgggghhhhh!!! **Irregardless** irriations me no end! Someone on our team uses it all. the. time. "Turn the music off" You shut your whore mouth. my experience with online so far: Gimlet is retarded Ok, just downvote. Really wanted to hear some people's opinions but whatever you made me go to the weird part of youtube again "The Evil Within" a 5 yr old? Yeah good luck on assasinating a kid then Pigferret you better pick that up or so help me god I'm quite sure it's called slapsgiving. But then again..... I'm too obsessed with NPH. sperm on the window ? 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( °□°)-︻┳═一 - - - - 一 - - - - || And he means **ALWAYS** no matter what! ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ . ಠ_ಠ! ಠ'_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ! All guys? Meanwhile, here in the US... Yeah theyve probably been divorced now for a year and a half. Gunna have to argue for Irelia's sake. I understand why she is down in tier 4(better top solo when farmed) but her clear times with the new masteries are hella redic. I'm pretty damn sure it is better than jungle Fizz, Yorick, Gragas( ). Fags "Gimley Court" Well yes im a wizard protector of good and holy and shit blah blah but sometimes some naughty soulstones slip into my pockets too... You spent all winter just to learn how to do the laundry? What karma? Karma does not rule our lands get lost! YEAAAH! Just like little lamplight caverns At first I was like then I was like lol TWO PURPLE GUYS IN A ROW?!?!? Why are the wine bottles still unopened?!? I see the turkeys prefer white meat. But Why isn't she a ginger? That's cheating! No backsies. Dubbed > There you go asshole (╯ ) ╯ '**w**' Hahahahaha no, no I did not. .....But I probably could have. What? Steam downloads at 400kbps, *everything* else downloads at 500kbps...and my SWTOR beta downloads at 150kbps end-game boss? Best AP in the world? wtf? He tells us not to read his comments in order to pique our interests. I see through your plan While I decorated my dorm room with skulls Tolfdir told me how nice it was that the younger generation takes an interest in education. My mom is exactly like that. When I was in high school she was the typical hard ass Asian mom, but ever since I started college, she's been super chill and super lenient. Almost feels like she's spoiling me nowadays. Or maybe my standards are just different because of my childhood. holy shit, woman! i think i kind of hate you. Buffalo Wild Wings **ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ^** Some drunk guy who looked like Mario ruined that for me last night when I was getting poutine. Running from the fallout was never more beautiful What they really should do is release the WinRegistry Cleaner for iOS that they've been holding back on - that'll cut down on all the Spam!! ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ You skipped a line. Ignorance is bliss. They feel of they dont know they don't have to deal with the issue. Someone said to me "have you ever noticed when you go to the doctor they find something and then you have 2 months to live." if you never went you would never have known. I on the other hand go to the doctors every other month to make sure everything is on the up and up :) this little Asian wants to know. Hah those are very classy, I love how simple they are. They don't seem that expensive either, but from what I can tell it won't be easy to buy them and get them over to me in Canada . i wake up 2 am and is perfectly normal i am a morning person... why do people keep telling me that that isnt a normal hour and isnt early is fucking 2am is earlier than 6am!!! people make no sense :( *Reads OP's username.* Skullcandy ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ ////\ /\\\\\\\ So you just said what you wanted and got it? ...And thats why i study metallurgy and materials engineering in college instead of anything related to spacecraft or aircraft piloting. I thought it was about Rebecca Black- Friday. Thanks for clearing this up. It was pretty confusing. I was like, "Those aren't the lyrics to Friday. " I swear this is the last time I'm going to go get your frisbee. This is from Die Hard, isn't it. As a person who works in the operating room I can say that I have seen many liver transplants/removals. There is an incredibly real chance of death associated with your surgery, not only during he surgery but postoperatively also. Some of the worst cases I have seen that have needed massive blood transfusions (over 50% of the patients blood volume) have been liver related. The liver is associated with literally thousands of unique processes that are necessary for healthy life. This would include synthesis of amino acids, break down of toxins and producing clotting factors for your blood to name a few. When you say it will grow back this is a common misconception, it will not grow back fully but there will be some compensatory regeneration associated and this takes time. I'm not saying these things to discourage you but there are thousands of people who die daily with perfectly good livers to be donated so people like you don't have to potentially sacrifice their life to help others. That's why I advocate being an organ donor but not a living donor. One of the surgeons I work with refuses to do living donation. Most of the people you donate to have hepatitis anyway and as soon as they put your new liver lobe in it has hepatitis too. Not be a Debbie downer but this sounds incredibly reckless and dangerous. What ever the doctors are saying cannot even come close to how dangerous this really is. I hope you thought this through, signing out... Debbie You sure those are not shrapnels from chopper crash? And then people hate it when it comes out, and says it's going in the wrong direction You're damn right we are. Now eat yer fire chicken and sprint to the frontlines soldier! Nice...And stop chomping on sides of your fingernails dude it might get infected. You don't hear it during the day, but the moment you turn off your lights and lie in bed... all is quiet.... tick....tock.... tick... tock GunRun Trolling stream........ Now that killed my hopes and dreams of genetically crossed vegetables. Don't worry cacana (Or Banao) we will be united soon I dont want to live on this planet anymore Sounds like a personal problem i know that. Hence the title. Flowers in the Attic? My ears are bleeding now... Thanks! Least favorite thing I experienced recently was a major MM loss where one teammate kept blaming us for lack of Mia calls because I was calling them over voice chat. But not due to the fact that he couldn't hear me but rather he "doesn't acknowledge voice chat users". Everyone just got an upvote from me, Everyone The announcers said he is coveted in both the game and trading card game. ~~** **~~ No more steak Newman How the fuck is religion going to cure a disease? I feel stupid but I'm going to admit it anyway - I had no idea for about 5 minutes wtf 'phenom' meant. I thought that someone had majorly fucked up the name 'leenock'. Dude, don't be insensitive I can't believe I listened to the whole thing An Irishman supporting Juventus praising an Englishman... Where are my presents? Sonic the Hedgehog 3 - Carnival Night, specifically that one barrel My dad has a pair of these, that start as 3/4 pants, and zip off to be shorter 3/4 pants.. Nice try, dream stealer! Wow....so you're kind of an asshole then? Holy shit.... I feel less intelligent after reading your daughters letter..... Do us all a favour.... Get rid of her..... i saw a child chase it down the street 10 times... I'm still trying to figure this out How is this not clear Hipster Looking at you, 6th congressional district of Minnesota redditors. collective You can keep your sister... I suppose $1000 tip? "identify yourselves" nice try, DEA. Okay, I don't what your culture is and whether or not it truly sucks. But you stated that your culture does not allow you to have a boyfriend while you are a young adult (i.e., college age). That part of your culture does suck IMO. If on balance, your culture is a good one, then I can understand being proud of it. But not allowing you to have a boyfriend in college??!! You have hookers under the age of 10? Wait, you know the lyrics to Rebecca Black - Friday? I meant it had the same affect on me as it did him. That's not how a royal flush works. i second that After that much buildup for the story, you fucking better. he better be autistic other wise Reddit will not approve There's a difference between a 'know-it-all' and knowing that Hitler existed. Saw, "[...] masturbating with an egg [...]". Assumed Egg shaped vibrator. NOPE. next time, be sure Way to steal Noam Chomsky's Karma You try to put 1/3 into a comment. Go on, I'm waiting. That hole in the wall... 5-year old... I don't need a magic shovel for that! ┌( )┘ neither was the acting, especially the crying Is Valve calling Notch heavy? spacedicks? really? I... Because this doesn't happen in every RPG... i'm black, and i had to read the translation first before i could read the original... 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She's, like, eight, dude. You even have to Melvin about being a Melvin don't you Glad to see I'm not the only one that the "grown ups" will never see as a "real" adult. Why didn't you rant like the other guy? What's wrong with your country where this is the case? Did he get bejeweled? >you blame her for not having your man helping you those 4 months that she was already married Bruce. Willis. Or you can just show us... D'awwww u shouldn't have... . I'll start making my infinity after i gather up some more wealth. "open 24 hours"... Half one them are, that's why they've been murdering each other for the last 80 years It's just a picture in r/pics.. 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This means that anyone who tries to find it now wont find it UNLESS some crazy fearless steel-balled bastard decided to secretly film it or it gets leaked. ** ** Welsh Im grateful to karma for not having a negro in my mom Black friday ads on youtube video.. What really bothered me was how it affects the distribution of Feebas's...couldn't they have thought up of a better mechanism for that? THE GUY BROUGHT HIS PREGNANT WIFE?!?! ####ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ > Fortune doesn't work on clay. if you couldn't afford to bring food from home, able to be bought in large quantities for cheap, how could you afford to buy food at school God, he's... Big I want your childhood I'm completely super serial. At first I thought the background sound was a baby literally being made. I was like, "Oh god no. Is this a sick joke or something. 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Why the hell do the Brits get to participate in Black Friday? * * Now I feel compelled to check your comments/postings *** *** ~~ ~~ ~( )~ ^( )^ " " Except for when the bus gets stuck in traffic That's not how genetics works. Call me an idiot, but i didn't know who Hitler was until i was like, 8. DAMN AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEM. Keeping history censored for us. the pilgrims didn't kill the native-Americans, just helped them plant corn. I am a biochemist and at trivia if there are any science related questions, I am expected to know the answer. You sitting back taking screenshots while your horse gets burned to death? I like shooting her with my "spear" Looking at the video, I'm not seeing it say that any arrows were added to the inventory... when will it die? I was five years old in kindergarten class. Christmas was just around the corner. Our teacher told us to put our heads down, and when we raised them at her signal, Santa Claus would magically materialize in the room. Excited, I put my head down, but only seconds later my curiosity about the marvelous teleportation abilities of the enigmatic Santa Claus got the best of me. I peeked through my arms, only to see my teacher helping out a wrinkly old lady wearing a badly faked white beard out of the closet. The last thing I remember is sitting on the she-Santa's lap with a on my face and my faith in humanity shattered. My mom sends me "the word" from Joel and Victoria Osteen. I told her I'm an atheist but it still doesn't stop her Dat very noticeable bulge. It's the law It is a full serving of protein. Having sex with my very pregnant wife and she came so hard her mucus plug shot out all over my cock and pubic area. The smell... Ugh... First point made "the Big XII was self-destructing" next point made "A&M would only stay if nothing changed" Hair of the dog? In my religion class the teacher was a hardcore baptist and would put things on the test like "how old is the earth?". The correct answer.... 4000 years..... ...and with that note, we'll officially close out Thanksgiving. ## If Comcast didn't have a monopoly in my area, I would totally be all over that Well you certainly proved me wrong. This comment follows every post the Narrator makes. "A ver tus nails, estan so pretty!" Two girls in my high school, no idea how old they are. You may not find it so dumb, but when you think about it...it kind of sort of is, why would you mix Spanish and English in the same sentence? >.< They are hard to see. As a parent you're told by the doctor to go into your kids room with scotch tape and a flashlight in the middle of the night (really common in kids)... As a Singaporean..... Oddly specific... Like I'd live any other day. Because nothing special is going to happen. Look me in the eyes and tell me pictures of baby tapirs don't give you the butterflies Only one thing to do. Eat no paper mario No way.. Something VERY similar happened to my friends an I, we were sitting in KFC with our bucket of chicken, and some girls were giggling and looking over at our table, we responded with some of these-> . Then one came over and asked for some chicken, "OH HELL NO!", I explained. Then that bitch took one of my fries, but being gentleman we let it slide... Hey now, I was one of those kids! Why did you post this in both r/food and r/foodporn? I **triple** cat dare you. He? The worst cock block I've experienced has been having a senate that will pass the bill, a President that will sign the bill........ But a dumb ass House of representatives that blocks anything good from happening. A guy opening a car door for a woman just because he's a guy and she's a woman is in territory. It's not 1950 anymore. If you profited off that, you'd have money > did these ladies also think that they had to remove tampons to urinate Elementz...I know that's you... You mean Skyrim didn't support crossfire before.. Or support more than two gigs of Ram? So, what your saying is, so far Skyrim has been running (quite smoothly!) on one 6870 and two gigs of ram?? Imagine how much better it will run after I fix those things... You should have responded with just " " I get that this doesn't contribute to the post/comment at all, but -30 seems a little harsh That explanation for qtpie's spot on the tier list. Story doesn't add up. Why the fuck would you 1.) Not call the cops and 2.) Clean up what looked to be a murder scene just because you didn't see a body at the scene? now 8.... Disgusting toilet! Or, you could spend the 99¢. A lot. Two words. Jesus titty fucking christ. What is this, the ESPN fan message boards? We're better than this, r/cfb. It's a condo. Closest chimney would be the trash shoot. Put the fruit in the liquor? Or put it in the vod/cranberry? I'm confyuused. wow, a downvote barrage for somebody stating their opinion in a calm way and explaining their reasons? Seriously Reddit... I asked a friend who honestly gives a shit about this then got on fb & saw my mom raging about how our Muslim President had the nerve to not mention GOD in his THANKSGIVING SPEECH. 49 damage per bullet... Says Semen-Thrower. One is never too down and out for a cheering up from a good disney movie... never. Very cute rats. However your attempt at distraction has failed. For some reason this makes so much sense to me I've spent this entire season blaming the system and not him, but after that performance, I just can't defend him anymore. Somebody tells him to stop taking the sack, and what does he do? Intentional grounding. Working at a deli we must have pissed off this one cunt, because in the bathroom was a bloody tampon thrown against the mirror and fallen into the sink, needless to say I called nose-goes on that one apparently its called competitive shopping There was one my brother found, I think it was called *Thief of Virtue,* that made me go all like at the end. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ!!! ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ? ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ! ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ! ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ? ~~ !!!~~ ಠ_ಠ Awoo Awoo! You would think it'd be easier in SF!! I'm scared of straight gamer hangouts - they're semihomophobic and get me all horned up around straights ಠ_ಠ ‎( ) Looks like you successfully... ( )>--■-■ ‎( ) At least you didn't... ( )>--■-■ ‎( ) It appears your dog... ( )>--■-■ Where'd the mother go? I can't hit the right arrow key on my tablet I love how he's able to mention his penis every chance he gets. Even in "First things people notice." Really? Because it's pretty rare that someone's dick is among the first things I notice. ** ** LOL I asked this in primary school when I must have been about 7 to the christian scripture teacher who said she would get back to me on it. Next week she said there was no answer and I just had to believe in god . Y *ahora* es cuando lo he pillado Misread 'Naama' as 'Naniwa.' Spend next 3 minutes trying to figure out how all you people have already seen Nani vs DRG > malkovich malkovich :D Are you saying the scattergun can't? thought that said 'sharted.' Then you return to the over-world and it's still day Those games... ninja'd *looks at username* Asian: * * "Campus Crusade" And they still won't let me look back more than a couple months through my transaction history... >Worst is when they ask me to "hack" into their computer... Yeah, just let me just pull up my console and initialize the Matrix while I am at it . Yeah nobody wants to go to that time where you first went to guardian stones Hah, his book at the end. The Dawkins half has a Silverman like expression. And Darwin is It scares me to think about how many politicians are likely to be this detached from basic computer knowledge. It doesn't make them stupid, but I do feel it makes them unfit to make decisions about things like Internet censorship. We can print *** *** "Don't trust the links?" "Larmas" Waldo is drunk old guy on Chatroulette, jerking off to "I'm a Barbie Girl" while yelling "The real surprise is almost here!".... Waldo+Chatroulette = .... ಥ_ಥ #### That caused a little bit of my Id to leak out from between my 32nd and 33rd tendril. That's never going to come out Every time!!! My mom said Firefox the other day for the first time and then quickly "corrected" herself and said foxfire ......wtf! Damn them breeders being all nerdy and attractive. Stop that ** ** " " indeed, but alas... I can confirm that I do not have a penis. ( )>--■-■ 20 year sentence for a non violent offense... bing TIL there's an r/homeopathy ** ** I believe a shirt loss is in order ?! More than 17% play recon..... That and over 3 billion people on this planet think the Earth is only 6000 years old and that space is just a 2 dimensional background image created by some imaginary sky wizard As a college football fan I am enjoying many of these, but as a girl some of them are making me a little It's "hipster" because you assume the person is too young to have a legitimate interest in a television show that didn't air while they were growing up? ***~~ ~~***! you are a bad person and you should feel bad You're a girl? ATTENTION WHORE!!!! ***~~ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ !~~*** Anything that isn't a picture or music off iTunes my mom thinks is a virus. Her computer crashed the other day and she blamed my brother because of minecraft. I hate her. I saw a Max head in that bin, saying it was only 10 bucks. It's part of the culture, besides, it's just a sticker. I store every piece of armor in a chest for 10 minutes, then place something in by mistake. I go to get it out and accidentally get all of it out Photobucket? What is this? Yes The gayest thing i've read all week. Save some karma for those of us who actually work at NASA A female always has to mess it up As great as this was I disturbed by the Japanese butt gun in the related videos. Well just so you understand why I'm having a hard time, I'm on the iPhone alien blue app which doesn't show the whole website. I couldn't find it on team liquid or the mlg site so I figured someone would be KIND enough to point me in the right direction. Making an ass of yourself doesn't help my opinion of the kinds of people on this subreddit. TIL Hitler skyrim ponies DAE upboatmcgoats Fake boobs. I already have curves in all the wrong places, I don't need more. Also, I'm a guy. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU BUYING SHIT FROM THEM WHEN PEOPLE COMPLAIN ABOUT THEIR CUSTOMER SERVICE ALL THE TIME. What's wrong with you. yes, it is. And if you are staying in a Marriott, you will not only get the bible, but also the book of mormon. Late? The funeral was 5 years ago ‎( ) Talk about a... ( )>--■-■ I can put my tongue in my nose Same to you, friend! I typed in "what to do" and "when a guy fingers you" came up as a suggestion. Căcatu' ăla nu suportă Unicode I read that as "another guest changed to banging their child" and went do we count puma and hero as forigners now? checks ebay...sees prices... I could believe 7th-8th graders doing that... but 5th? I'm not, however. Sbyamtaylor: Your grand dad or uncle taught you how to jack off? Seriously ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ I hated the inverted pee that goes back to you Who the hell could misremember that 1 mile is 5280 feet? If you're not part of the 99% then you don't need my hard earned money   You can have this ONE upvote... What "argument"? It's an opinion that would be funny if it had actually been his first and only comment, and he hadn't been regularly using that novelty account over the past year I'm surprised someone felt the need for here. This just happened to me last night. 10,000 points bought on my cc and all my existing points gone. I was hoping to find more info on reddit A huge cock? Yes, that's exactly what happened! I lost a lot, but then I gained again, and now I'm just WTF, how could I let it happen again I'm sure the opposite gender would be an appropriate assumption? So since you're a girl you could take a little boy, hipster guy (way annoying) or brute (Nope... ). > really Aliens.=-ლ( ლ) No How does it feel to be the hellish spawn of two women who made one of the seven deadly sins and rebelled against their lord and saviour! Yes someone had to say that. There are no overreligious christians around here y'know! (Not so sincerely, an agnostic) I read that last line in AC/DC band members' voice (Ref: For those about to rock) ಠ_ಠ Did anyone else read that in Eustace's voice? But did they shower? Yes, it's entirely possible. I'm female, and one of my closest friends is a straight guy, and we are pretty much like brother and sister. The thought of having sex with him is just...odd. I never told you what language I lie to my pet in... ಠ ಠ (I wear glasses) I ಠ_ಠ at your Looks too small to be a woman... Elf? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Now i want to see Wall-E Safe...Not safe for work? *5 minutes of silence* Uh huh... I hate you both forever CAN I WATCH I read that as testicles. So I married that sister of shopkeep in Riverwood, everytime I go to my house in Whiterun I'm greeted with, "We're so glad to have the claw back where it belongs." Funny thing about the electrical, on certain Mustangs where the interior fuse box is (passenger side kick panel, to the bottom and right of the glove box) you'll find an awning shaped piece of plastic above the fuse box (usually with a sheet of foam rubber hanging off it, covering the face of the fuse box) that conveniently shields it from any liquid that might make its way inside your car. Thanks, I noticed. You have failed to answer my question Woolies > You seem knowledgeable on the subject of having sexual intercourse with building materials. Sounds just like that other redditor who wanted to make Oblivion into a multiplayer game . ( ) I guess you could say ( )>--■-■ I'm looking at you *all Square Enix games*... ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ * * >I used to have tiny nipples, pregnancy changed that. They're like friggin' bullets now. I was not impressed It's not that bad So, you're saying if it's done for no profit and it appeals to arrogant, sanctimonious asses like yourself, it's "serious art?". They aren't teaching it well enough. My World Geography and Geometry teachers last year wasted my time with their futile teaching methods; which was mumble in class and expect us to learn from homework. Why does it matter where the post originated from? If it's awesome, it's awesome. It's like saying, "OH, LOOK! SOMEBODY FOUND THE CURE FOR CANCER! Wait... fuck that, it was created by the Nazis. " I've seen this picture multiple times. Tri force on Akali. Should have made a Lichbane. Yay for this! > but yet soooooo.... riiiiiiight.... ##* * or are you. Implying that you're the only gamer who played sports do it or else i hope you "didn't just leave" that all on the couch. Nightmare on Elm Street.. Watched when I was 5, rode home that night in the backseat BY MY FUCKING SELF thinking Freddie Krueger was gonna rise up out of the darkness at my feet and drag me into hell or something.. Terrified! Thanks big brother and sister.. Oh, and then watched Alfred Hitchcock's Birds some time a year or two later... Sorry, guys. We've got this one. (Although Herby did start going with some Andrew Luck backlash tonight. ) Can't see the pics, but even so, isn't lux like 13? and jax Iron Maiden I haven't read anything you've said. I'll I want to tell you is, Horse_Cock_Juggler?? That name... It frightens me. >Edit: Sure, let's downvote the black guy I used think about a terrorist coming in my high school class rooms and forcing me and the hottest girl, at gunpoint, to have sex. New to reddit, more karma than me it doesn't work in Super Mario 3D Land oh... > It's like saying, "OH, LOOK! SOMEBODY FOUND THE CURE FOR CANCER! Wait... fuck that, the Nazis are taking all the credit for it. " ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I guess because I didn't play a game that they like over 10 years ago. "Signed by: The Lusty Argonian Maid" Uhhhh... Okay. I'll sign this. I wanna see the response. Native Email is **still** missing search functionality. That didn't work. I don't think I want to call tech support at 1:03 AM with 2 strict parents and 2 babies. Really setting a high standard there buddy * * you have a little kid fetish. Comparing Lydia to Meg. " ...." Yeah, except for all those women and children... Wonder how you stumbled upon this wikipedia article. As a player, I remember fights in Naxx 40 crashing my server. "Oh no, I'm a guy. I can't see musicals!" If you want to see musicals, go see musicals. you can't compare those stats because those SEC defenses have to play the mighty SEC rush offenses. . Tell an instructor not to close PowerPoint because his clicker session is setup. What does he do? Close PowerPoint. ....what? is that.. a repost? yep. Interesting. I'd like to check it out but I must know, what is the prose and dialogue like? Are we talking Robin Hobb here (◕◡◕) or are we talking Terry Goodkind ( )? What in the fuck? Great idea. You know who used it before to distinguish the master race from the jews? Yaay lets join hand and sing a song! Still you're right thanks... I would scream harder if a jet would kiss me like that am avut un prof cand eram la facultate (de fizica!) care muscase porcariile astea + nu credea in evolutie + era pro acupunctura. 'Twas sad A sa nu mai zic ca pe mascota o cheama Spermy si e pusa langa standu' cu acadele Chupa Chups. Mai in dreapta, copii, puteti observa si *Inelul cu vibratii*. - doar la ~~Kaufland~~ Carefour. She has fur Cant see shit ### Whats the other things? Documenting revolutions? ...an Apple "enthusiast" that doesn't have a Galaxy Nexus and hasn't even touch it. Great review and comparison! You can't spell Wow, that's like 0.00241% of the population. NO Yes, because it looks nothing like Turbine Your answer is in the very first paragraph of the article. Damn, she has good taste in Jam. I have the same shit It tells me my internet doesn't support MW3 or Xbox.... I used to live in Arizona. My dad once jokingly introduced my mother as his favorite wife. Everyone in the room went at him, and he never made that joke in public west of the Rockies again. this does not look good: "This is the First Good Thing I've Seen Happen in a While" with pic of a scarred up cat This isn't youtube where you repeat everything you see. ~~* *~~ The TL;DR of it would be a student of his came on to him, he refused, the students mother called him and said it would be okay if they were together. They do have a certain intimacy! A lot of Africans as well as a lot of African Americans still like the old derogatory culture towards women. Forsworn Briarhearts. Im level 40 and those fuckers can still one shot me even if my health is full if i let them get close at all. q uhhhhh.... Damnit downing soo samsung who wishes they had Apples customer and fan base decides the best way to get Apples customer and fan base is to stereotype them and insult them... You bastards....now I remember that damn jingle. once i was driving across the country and was bored as fuck. i notice a lady in a car next to mine screaming into her phone. I press my face against the glass and make a face. She glances at me then looks away. when she realizes what she saw, she looks back with a look of absolute bewilderment and she and i stare at each other for a good ten seconds before we pass her. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Scumbag grip fail on DL. Somehow managed to pull my triceps in the process to add insult to injury. Whole week was a fail fest and now I'm on the verge of a cold. Camera man is standing between the two targets he is shooting at ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ Redditor for 3 months. (> )> why is the dollar price the same as the pounds sterling price? Yes yes it does work. I've recently encountered this and was struck stupid for 2 months. Playing around with the heater and my big windows. Waste of time and bud. Half neem oil half water with a drop of dish soap and the mildew is gone No, why would he do tha..... no Dat weightlifting glove That's a sin right there. Season ending injury, huh? An alien monster has just escaped with his ship nearby and your solution is to sleep on it... ?!?! That's a sin right there. Bro, I'm pretty sure anyone who frequents the engineer class will have something looking like that. why u repost? [](/b24 " ") When I first saw that picture I thought "hmm, 15 bucks for a USB cable...at a retail store, that's not too overpriced", then I saw the length of it. The amount of wtfs i used while reading this ''comic'' is uncountable by the human numbers TIL pee is fluorescent Texture pack oh my! SOON. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ I read that as Lydia's father I really need one of these. My husband wakes me up all the time fapping. #### #### downvoted Well, you have my sincere WTF. After ten years it's no longer a puppy It confirms nothing at all, then. Wasn't /r/games created to avoid bullshit posts? Seems like a pretty terrible bot if it just automatically cross-posts from /r/gaming. "atleast once a day" I'm setting this as my wallpaper at work tomorrow. I expect some looks... Isn't this technically child porn? Unless you were all 18 SCIENCE! is starting to sound a lot like RELIGION! I am predominantly a reddit lurker. That being said, I imagine that would result in me being creepy and lurking at the reddit meetups as well Greek? Try real bread for once... ...I keep trying to think of how to respond to that. This is all I've come up with: And by "vase" you mean.... #### #### Backpack scanners? Really ? Not only have you confused two memes, you've posted this directly after Mark Sanchez threw one INT in a game against the Bills, which was not returned for a touchdown. she seems nice, but she has a word tattoo. That's erm.....thank you for sharing ಠ_ಠ so ಠ_ಠ brave ####ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ #### Erm... it's only November What the hell is going on with this subreddit... you got really serious while I was hibernating - I'm taking all your fucks away, you have been giving far too many. I daresay you sound a little butthurt ITT ಠ‿ಠ Well shit am I the only one that just ignores it and starts my next match? [](/c06 " ") Hello Aaron. I've got the weirdest boner. From Lydia. whoa 108 points... he looks much more mature or maybe not i cant make up my mind. It's cool, I saw RHPS when I was six. Toucha touch me was my favourite song to sing. That's strange, they were from *my* home town, too! Cock is similar size and QUALITY of your own... haha I said to myself "Someone's gonna post the Jahvid concussion " First 13 seconds of that, I was very Your cat... has thumbs... Shane is the only one that seems to realize the danger they're in while everyone else is all wishy-washy about everything. A dilapidated barn full of of walkers 100 yards from our camp? Let's have delusional gramps decide how to handle it. TIL My Little Pony porn exists. Thanks, internet. I live in Texas and a kid in my class says "AMEN" after the pledge every day without sarcasm Infinity units, sweetheart! LOL good point! He would have to be Captain America though; the Fantastic 4 movies were a joke Now I see them. You're perpetuating the cycle man the was because it's Des Moines, not Desmoine What if someone vomited? Still too soon. Wait ... most people don't freeze the rest of the bulk meat to cook later? This is news to me. I thought that was just the thing to do with what you didn't use ... You sneaky mother fucker, got me once more I'm sure you miss ESPN specials on where that years USC team ranks in the greatest teams of all time as well i watched a tiger eat a man on it yesterday... im still confused... dog or baby? The problem is that if you made each team play another one, most schools would schedule cupcakes UT would be at the top of that list. I was just looking through my submitted links and found this. I do not even remember posting this at all. Yeah, I loved Dex's facial expression when she called him that. And when he finally accepts that he's a chair and brings it up with her, she flips it on him again and tells him she's looking for a table. Double . "back story." Natto. Watt. According to the front page, none of us are going to hell, because were all athiests. I should fucking hope so. What about Tycho and Gabe? [](/c ""A little rape and torture") never hurt anybody" i had to read that part 2 times . Accounting major?? Contribution margin =/= profit. THE FUCK! Dammit! Now you've told 'em about google Is that not allowed? Yup, mindless violence is a lot more commendable than developing social skills Applauding a girl for choosing stereotypical masculine interests over stereotypically feminine ones only reinforces the idea that men are better than women. (Not to say the little girl *shouldn't* run around in a balaclava role playing Black Ops, but she sure as hell shouldn't be patted on the head for choosing "boy toys".) Or as your name suggests, in the anal. . pure genius? Aww, he is a cutie! She came from a litter of six, from what we were told at the shelter. Three short hairs that looked like pitbull mixes, and three long-hairs.. They adopted out the two other long-hairs as cocker mixes (wtf?) but put Maki in with the pitbulls and called her a pitbull because she was brindle. Please add a NSFW tab. Read the comment properly before posting, he's on your side Somewhat related...but why are people saying "stock" 360 Skyrim? Is there already a way to mod console versions of the game? Heritage 2nd? And where's Deconstruction? :/ What about the 3D games, like Colosseum and XD? They had very unique culture, enhanced by a third dimension. That and there were people who were physically violent. warmogs on cho? No, you're not, I don't trust you My first thought too. way to ruin one's appetite I would agree on most of those points. All except the Ron Artest part. Tis Metta World Peace now Really? ATGATT So... That lemonade is in direct contact with that woman's breasts? ** ** babies I see in real life are always ugly I don't know about you, but what made me was the whole: not sure if troll Lydia's look after the last paragraph: Swedish? Seriously? That mace... Stop laughing at me. Went on Reddit during work Eye-raping flashlights and sun (No seriously i do) I work more than a 40 hr work week and on weekends ... Shows you how often I read sidebars. Rioting over a Hockey game. Stop being so literal He didn't say anything about me being fat either. That most recent one... /\\/\ಠ ಠ/\\/\\ I kept saying that about the vikings I'm so curious as to what happened here [ ](/spoiler) Downvoted for expressing a relevant opinion, which is what reddit is all about. It's shit like this japan.... It's not like it's Goog.......oh wait, why DOES the market search suck? wow. they really do sound like terrible people.  ಠ_ಠ^ ಠ_ಠ^ ಠ_ಠ^ ಠ_ಠ^  No, no. You're got it all wrong. Teenages have to be *perfect*, or we won't love them. Isn't that right OP? Are you ok? Wake up. **Stand up.** Last time I was looking for little things to upgrade I had built a new $2000+ build... the suggested accessories to go with that $1000 3.3-foot HDMI cable.....a $25 12-foot HDMI cable. Excellent, where did you receive your doctorate from? You're mixing semantics (natural/realistic) with philosophy (what is natural?) and assumptions of what the developer might have or have not done. Not to mention "we can't actually be neutral in this life, that's a deception"... The Daily Mail has banned comments on their article about this 'due to legal reasons'. 'Some orchids mimic the female insects, or the smell of rotting meat." Seriously? Redditor for 2 years... I hate waiting ಠಠ ಠಠ Will they still increase my skills? ok how often do you clean your computer ? HAPPY BIRT... Yeah, WinRAR is like a generic brand that costs more Even in Darabont's version they would have nuked the fridge because Lucas wanted it in Have you never heard of patch panels??? Using Single gang wall plates is great for 3 or 4 drops but at a certain point...holy crap batman ** ** Jesus Christ. "Telcel" > You kind of left out parts of that paragraph from Wikipedia... Thanks for you amazing insight Shit. I guess he's going the Metallica route, where people seem to think that the longer a song is, the better it is Tijuana - Donkey Show Nice try, husband. I've often wondered (i wondered this once) whether people who use brackets (by people i mean myself) to illustrate an inner monologue (Not sure if i mean inner monologue) are more likely to have split personalities (we most certainly do not) and by having split personalities (don't tell them about the murders) are more likely to commit murders (oh there you go, great job ) [First I was like "Sweet, guess Astrid's single now!", then I was like and then I remembered that I had a chest full of dragon scales and bones in there, which is now lost in the ruins. FFFFF-](/spoiler) For some reasoning, I'm imagining this to be Yotsuba and her dad. -4 "I just lost the case". Yikes! An immediate pop-up AND a "click to continue reading link?" No thanks Salon I'm more concerned with the fact that you expect your wife/your wife is willing to swallow a mouth load of chunky cum My aim was not too attempt to undermine the validity of the article. I was simply trying to point out that the OP of this article about aliens may actually believe in aliens, and I disapprove of people who believe in aliens...which is why I typed the look of disapproval I love lookout. It's free app does exactly what I need and I disable the features like virus scanning anyways. I've already saved a friends phone with "Lookout Plan B". Also, OP, there is an option in the settings to turn off the constant notification (Keep in mind though that the way Android handles backgrounded apps, you will have a greater chance of the service closing.) *I disapprove of people who believe in aliens...which is why I typed the look of disapproval * Oh cool, anecdotal evidence. Why don't you dump his lazy ass, then? This is why we can't have nice things ** ** If it had all abilities, it couldn't attack because it has defender. For a second I said, "wtf is is? ಠ_ಠ" but then I 'd myself you realize, of course, if this doesnt go live that i WILL CUT YOU. I think i may have been wrong, after looking at the source blog, it seems that who ever did this does alot of taxidermy as well. But its all done in a very weird artsy, though macabre, style. So it could just be a sculpture of real dead baby birds... You Sir Are Getting an Up Vote For Lord Of The Rings, and for Your Dog's Reaction... Me gusta Wow, I totally expected your account to be an hour old....Redditor for 11 months. I laughed at the post but now: Hey, maybe I should! Except, oh damn, would you look at that, I didn't write anything that said that, at all! Don't let a little thing like reading comprehension stop you, though. I'm sure you're the expert on driving since your post is just *full* of capital letters Reminds me Of Assassins Creed 2. OHH SHIT. Your Gonna Need Some has-mat suits. ಠ_ಠ And some Nuclear Bombs. Hope that It Doesn't become bigger and fuse with the damn Lizard! Don't Need it like Eight Legged Freaks + Lizards. Seriously? A petition? No Hamilton - See, this is the reason. Why we will never understand women. why would you do something that you wouldnt want your SO to do why am I hungry now I also get that, and I'm American. What is behind the dude? I guess it is supposed to encourage unhealthy children to be the strongest and the fittest to survive? I upgraded my graphics card/went eyefinity and about a week later I noticed my computer smelled like burning. Turns out it was the PSU. *"Oh well, I'll just take it light"* I said. Then Deus Ex came out. Then Poof. Fortunately I had another 450 watt'r laying around, but for a WEEK I had to use ON BOARD GRAPHICS, and only work on ONE 23 INCH MONITOR. I called my GIRLFRIEND to complain, and I swear to god I could feel the over the phone she disapproved so hard. God damn! You mind reading freak! Yes, don't educate the poverty stricken on their reproductive choices, **kill them** (through starvation)! I like this idea. When do we start? America... I swear it, if by some horrendous event this boy is found guilty, I'm moving to Canada. With all the crap we've had lately, this would be the last straw. I saw them a couple years ago and their encore performance was a cover of "I love Rock and Roll". What? SMP optimization is not listed? I'm outta here. Release it, please! Starting with The Jersey Shore and make your way to 90210. Then stop at Melrose Place and release it there, and then ... Oh wait... You mean this thing is REAL???!! Fuuuuuuck! Left handed ‎( ) Watch out. Things are about to get... ( )>--■-■ Stupider... I thought that's what unicode's for - but too bad reddit tells me ' ' is an invalid username :(. to busy filming... You gotta be kidding me. Dude, I got slippers for my last birthday. $10 slippers. And I got nothing the year before that. $60 is aweswome. Why the quotes around befriends? Mass lings No, you don't **have to**... you have no idea The "worst" my giftee has is Jailbait... ; Not debating it's hilarity, but if I see this picture reposted one more time I'm going to murder Lionel Ritchie **AND NO ONE WANTS THAT! ** Look at your comment. Look at URL. See no lightbulbs either. Look back at comment. This is my suggestion: I wish NPCs related to sidequests were invincible. Or would at least go the fuck inside when dragons show up... Dude, don't be insensitive You should know better Confucius say: Why would you create that!? The only one you should be at is yourself. Starting any defense against the Saints? C'mon man! did you just say "awesome question man" to yourself?" Melee was on the Gamecube. Mexican here: Michiganders say it too. I always said soda to be a smartass...then I moved to the east coast And for a trailer aswell Wtf did I just watch?! Who you calling an atheist I'll be sure to keep an eye out for strangers asking her to cook Wait a minute....so your not supposed to kiss like that?!?! .... This is really sad but oh so interesting. You can't be serious. I am now less confused and more disturbed by the 14 year old girl on his "watch porn and fap a little" image . ** ** Why doesn't this have more upvotes? I started crying a little bit. Now there's no way I'm studying for my physics test This is what we Marxists have been saying for years This is what we Marxists have been saying for years Now everytime I run into this guy ingame im going to just stare him down and tell him "I know what you do in your free time." Well, there goes another $10. This is the first rage comic I've ever seen on the top of this subreddit I play Christmas music in July . I'm a big big fan of holiday music :) the ipod had a firewire port? No Freddie Mercury ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ This calendar showed up in my "Inspired By Your Browsing History" ( seriously?). What I found was convincing proof that goats in trees is the 2012 calendar of choice after reading this member's comment. what are you trying to imply? A NSFL tag would have been nice. When traveling abroad people asked me if I knew Britney Spears reposted AND stolen Her life is Average. But if he had lvl 100 pickpocket he would've chosen the girl and pickpocket her equipped items... I've got my eye on you... 911blogger, really!? How exactly do you say ? I'm pretty sure Ed and Al demonstrated the consequences of trying to bring the dead back to life. At 3pm every day both my wife and I get randy, but by the time we get home from work at 5 it's gone. The last two hours of the day is such a cock blocker. Eh, my first toon got way too fucking strong. He was a heavy armor two handed bad ass, so I guess it comes as no surprise. This seems to happen to me whenever I go down that path in any fantasy RPG however . how do you make this face : Funny that a guy's POV AMA gets front page yet the girl's is downvoted into oblivion.. Every single morning in my english i get a boner that doesn't go away for an hour Does any one else think that i nailed it and am doing it right? [craft.jpg] Have an upvote. AND MY AXE! This kills the axe meme. To the front page with you! This. Wow. I don't believe I made to the front page! I'd like to thank god. There's no proof that fairies don't exist either - do you believe in them too? Carl Sagan said it best [Carl.jpg] Repost Not sure if Repost or haven't seen it before [fry.jpg]. If it's a Repost, just use the downvote button! IDIOT! That's what they are their for. I hate being this guy, but you used the wrong 'there'. Irony. Came here to post this. That is NOT irony! Look it up FFS! It's shit like this. Absolutely agree with Sagan. Fuck everything about this! Fuck all the things!!! No, that's an object, I think you mean Rings. No, that's a band of metal, I think you mean Sings. C-C-C-Combo Breaker!! In Soviet Russia things fuck you. go on... That post was almost as bad as Justin Bieber and Rebecca black combined. Louis CK hit the nail on the head with this one [Louis.jpg] Stop posting pics of Louis CK with text! He would hate it! He should have posted in [1] /r/only10subscribers anyway. Neither, Chuck Tesla. You got that from /b/ And /b/ got it from Reddit. Nice try, M. Night Shyamalanan. Your spelling is wrong. I quit life. AND MY AXE! Another LOTR reference! This thread helps my OCD. This doesn't mean you have OCD! IT JUST MEANS YOU'RE particular!!@! This is what OCD is like: [vid] Wadsworth constant applies. Was expecting to read that and will not leave disappointed. My SO made me an axe for my birthday. Awesome or disappointing? Guythatsaysmyaxe: AND MY AXE! Upvote for relevant username. Member for 4 years! Your day has come! Member for 4 years and only one post - You can't explain that. [BillOReilly.jpg] Good Guy Greg Upvotes relevant username. Scumbag Steve Downvotes relevant usernames. One downvote? SBS is a Hipster. Steve! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU* You just edited your post! Hey everybody! This guys a PHONY! A BIG FAT PHONY! This is why we can't have nice things! I'll just be over here then. [sadkeanu.jpg] Forever Alone. Have an upboat. I wish I had more upvotes to give. Wait...is that a spider in the right hand corner? ENHANCE. Someone setup a GUI interface using visual basic. NOPE NOPE NOPE!! [spiderenhanced.jpg] Kill it with fire! Hey Guys, my girlfriend thinks she's [f]at, can you talk some sense into her? [size0model.jpg] Pic is down. Is she...Over 9000?? 9000kg girlfriend? That brings new meaning to....a tonne of fun. Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! To help everyone out - 9000 kilograms = 19 841.6036 pounds How I feel when someone posts "Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" before me [gif]. No one cares how you feel on an internet site. This is not your internet site! There are millions of visiters and they all like different things. I think this Youtube comment said it best [screngrab.jpg]. Nothing has not happened more than that didn't happen. Yeah, I can tell by the pixels. TIL about pixels from a tv show and posted a Wiki article on it. What the actual fuck!! Look how stupid my friends on facebook are. They know nothing about pixels. [screengrab.jpg] AMA Request: That guy on facebook!! Would anyone be interested in a AMA from that guy on facebook? FFS! Just ask them and if people are interested they will ask questions!!!! Okay. [okayrageface.jpg] Look at my cat in a hat - I rescued it from my neighbor's backyard [meholdingcatnexttomyface.jpg]. I want that hat! Shutupandtakemymoney I don't have a cat to pimp for cakeday karma, so here's an elderly person I know. Happy Cakeday! Am I the only one that hates cats? Yes. You are a unique snowflake. Yes. You are a unique pancake. Yes. You are a unique toothache. Y U NO like cats? huh? Next person that posts 'huh?' gets a visit from this guy. [fatguybeingsick.jpg] I don't even... That's it, the internet is officially over. That's enough internet for today. I'm out. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ Hi r/sex , I'm just wondering if it's normal if you get an erection while licking a table. Of course. Anyone who doesn't like it is a victim of society and is homophobic. (285 upvotes) I'm a cop and love to lick tables. Police abusing cooperating table [vid] That table gotta lawyer up! Lawyer up, hit the gym and delete facebook. Fuck the police. Whoa, we got a badass over here! I love the police. You are the 1%. I don't want to live on this planet anymore. If you hate this planet...Does that mean you've been to another? [philosoraptor.jpg] Imgur mirror [1] Urgh. Is there a Reddit for grownups? These memes are getting sad. C'mon. It was funny! I laughed so hard I spat coffee on my keyboard. I laughed so hard I almost woke my roommate and dog up. In Australia you wake your roommate and dog down. I told my Australian roommate I quit facebook. This was his reaction [gif] This is what Cleverbot has to say about facebook. [screengrab.jpg] I copied what Cleverbot said and said it back to Cleverbot. [screengrab.jpg] Yo dawg, I herd you like Cleverbot so we spoke to Cleverbot with Cleverbot so you read Cleverbot while Cleverbot talks to Cleverbot.. We must go deeper.... That's what she said. I don't always go deeper, but when I do it's in your mother. [interestingman.jpg] TL;DR - The concrete set. It's feet are stuck in my driveway and I now have to feed it daily. Does any one else think that i nailed it and am doing it right? [craft.jpg] Have an upvote. AND MY AXE! This kills the axe meme. To the front page with you! This. Wow. I don't believe I made to the front page! I'd like to thank god. There's no proof that fairies don't exist either - do you believe in them too? Carl Sagan said it best [Carl.jpg] Repost Not sure if Repost or haven't seen it before [fry.jpg]. If it's a Repost, just use the downvote button! IDIOT! That's what they are their for. I hate being this guy, but you used the wrong 'there'. Irony. Came here to post this. That is NOT irony! Look it up FFS! It's shit like this. Absolutely agree with Sagan. Fuck everything about this! Fuck all the things!!! No, that's an object, I think you mean Rings. No, that's a band of metal, I think you mean Sings. C-C-C-Combo Breaker!! In Soviet Russia things fuck you. go on... That post was almost as bad as Justin Bieber and Rebecca black combined. Louis CK hit the nail on the head with this one [Louis.jpg] Stop posting pics of Louis CK with text! He would hate it! He should have posted in [1] /r/only10subscribers anyway. Neither, Chuck Tesla. You got that from /b/ And /b/ got it from Reddit. Nice try, M. Night Shyamalanan. Your spelling is wrong. I quit life. AND MY AXE! Another LOTR reference! This thread helps my OCD. This doesn't mean you have OCD! IT JUST MEANS YOU'RE particular!!@! This is what OCD is like: [vid] Wadsworth constant applies. Was expecting to read that and will not leave disappointed. My SO made me an axe for my birthday. Awesome or disappointing? Guythatsaysmyaxe: AND MY AXE! Upvote for relevant username. Member for 4 years! Your day has come! Member for 4 years and only one post - You can't explain that. [BillOReilly.jpg] Good Guy Greg Upvotes relevant username. Scumbag Steve Downvotes relevant usernames. One downvote? SBS is a Hipster. Steve! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU* You just edited your post! Hey everybody! This guys a PHONY! A BIG FAT PHONY! This is why we can't have nice things! I'll just be over here then. [sadkeanu.jpg] Forever Alone. Have an upboat. I wish I had more upvotes to give. Wait...is that a spider in the right hand corner? ENHANCE. Someone setup a GUI interface using visual basic. NOPE NOPE NOPE!! [spiderenhanced.jpg] Kill it with fire! Hey Guys, my girlfriend thinks she's [f]at, can you talk some sense into her? [size0model.jpg] Pic is down. Is she...Over 9000?? 9000kg girlfriend? That brings new meaning to....a tonne of fun. Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! To help everyone out - 9000 kilograms = 19 841.6036 pounds How I feel when someone posts "Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" before me [gif]. No one cares how you feel on an internet site. This is not your internet site! There are millions of visiters and they all like different things. I think this Youtube comment said it best [screngrab.jpg]. Nothing has not happened more than that didn't happen. Yeah, I can tell by the pixels. TIL about pixels from a tv show and posted a Wiki article on it. What the actual fuck!! Look how stupid my friends on facebook are. They know nothing about pixels. [screengrab.jpg] AMA Request: That guy on facebook!! Would anyone be interested in a AMA from that guy on facebook? FFS! Just ask them and if people are interested they will ask questions!!!! Okay. [okayrageface.jpg] Look at my cat in a hat - I rescued it from my neighbor's backyard [meholdingcatnexttomyface.jpg]. I want that hat! Shutupandtakemymoney I don't have a cat to pimp for cakeday karma, so here's an elderly person I know. Happy Cakeday! Am I the only one that hates cats? Yes. You are a unique snowflake. Yes. You are a unique pancake. Yes. You are a unique toothache. Y U NO like cats? huh? Next person that posts 'huh?' gets a visit from this guy. [fatguybeingsick.jpg] I don't even... That's it, the internet is officially over. That's enough internet for today. I'm out. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ Hi r/sex , I'm just wondering if it's normal if you get an erection while licking a table. Of course. Anyone who doesn't like it is a victim of society and is homophobic. (285 upvotes) I'm a cop and love to lick tables. Police abusing cooperating table [vid] That table gotta lawyer up! Lawyer up, hit the gym and delete facebook. Fuck the police. Whoa, we got a badass over here! I love the police. You are the 1%. I don't want to live on this planet anymore. If you hate this planet...Does that mean you've been to another? [philosoraptor.jpg] Imgur mirror [1] Urgh. Is there a Reddit for grownups? These memes are getting sad. C'mon. It was funny! I laughed so hard I spat coffee on my keyboard. I laughed so hard I almost woke my roommate and dog up. In Australia you wake your roommate and dog down. I told my Australian roommate I quit facebook. This was his reaction [gif] This is what Cleverbot has to say about facebook. [screengrab.jpg] I copied what Cleverbot said and said it back to Cleverbot. [screengrab.jpg] Yo dawg, I herd you like Cleverbot so we spoke to Cleverbot with Cleverbot so you read Cleverbot while Cleverbot talks to Cleverbot.. We must go deeper.... That's what she said. I don't always go deeper, but when I do it's in your mother. [interestingman.jpg] TL;DR - The concrete set. It's feet are stuck in my driveway and I now have to feed it daily. Does any one else think that i nailed it and am doing it right? [craft.jpg] Have an upvote. AND MY AXE! This kills the axe meme. To the front page with you! This. Wow. I don't believe I made to the front page! I'd like to thank god. There's no proof that fairies don't exist either - do you believe in them too? Carl Sagan said it best [Carl.jpg] Repost Not sure if Repost or haven't seen it before [fry.jpg]. If it's a Repost, just use the downvote button! IDIOT! That's what they are their for. I hate being this guy, but you used the wrong 'there'. Irony. Came here to post this. That is NOT irony! Look it up FFS! It's shit like this. Absolutely agree with Sagan. Fuck everything about this! Fuck all the things!!! No, that's an object, I think you mean Rings. No, that's a band of metal, I think you mean Sings. C-C-C-Combo Breaker!! In Soviet Russia things fuck you. go on... That post was almost as bad as Justin Bieber and Rebecca black combined. Louis CK hit the nail on the head with this one [Louis.jpg] Stop posting pics of Louis CK with text! He would hate it! He should have posted in [1] /r/only10subscribers anyway. Neither, Chuck Tesla. You got that from /b/ And /b/ got it from Reddit. Nice try, M. Night Shyamalanan. Your spelling is wrong. I quit life. AND MY AXE! Another LOTR reference! This thread helps my OCD. This doesn't mean you have OCD! IT JUST MEANS YOU'RE particular!!@! This is what OCD is like: [vid] Wadsworth constant applies. Was expecting to read that and will not leave disappointed. My SO made me an axe for my birthday. Awesome or disappointing? Guythatsaysmyaxe: AND MY AXE! Upvote for relevant username. Member for 4 years! Your day has come! Member for 4 years and only one post - You can't explain that. [BillOReilly.jpg] Good Guy Greg Upvotes relevant username. Scumbag Steve Downvotes relevant usernames. One downvote? SBS is a Hipster. Steve! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU* You just edited your post! Hey everybody! This guys a PHONY! A BIG FAT PHONY! This is why we can't have nice things! I'll just be over here then. [sadkeanu.jpg] Forever Alone. Have an upboat. I wish I had more upvotes to give. Wait...is that a spider in the right hand corner? ENHANCE. Someone setup a GUI interface using visual basic. NOPE NOPE NOPE!! [spiderenhanced.jpg] Kill it with fire! Hey Guys, my girlfriend thinks she's [f]at, can you talk some sense into her? [size0model.jpg] Pic is down. Is she...Over 9000?? 9000kg girlfriend? That brings new meaning to....a tonne of fun. Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! To help everyone out - 9000 kilograms = 19 841.6036 pounds How I feel when someone posts "Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" before me [gif]. No one cares how you feel on an internet site. This is not your internet site! There are millions of visiters and they all like different things. I think this Youtube comment said it best [screngrab.jpg]. Nothing has not happened more than that didn't happen. Yeah, I can tell by the pixels. TIL about pixels from a tv show and posted a Wiki article on it. What the actual fuck!! Look how stupid my friends on facebook are. They know nothing about pixels. [screengrab.jpg] AMA Request: That guy on facebook!! Would anyone be interested in a AMA from that guy on facebook? FFS! Just ask them and if people are interested they will ask questions!!!! Okay. [okayrageface.jpg] Look at my cat in a hat - I rescued it from my neighbor's backyard [meholdingcatnexttomyface.jpg]. I want that hat! Shutupandtakemymoney I don't have a cat to pimp for cakeday karma, so here's an elderly person I know. Happy Cakeday! Am I the only one that hates cats? Yes. You are a unique snowflake. Yes. You are a unique pancake. Yes. You are a unique toothache. Y U NO like cats? huh? Next person that posts 'huh?' gets a visit from this guy. [fatguybeingsick.jpg] I don't even... That's it, the internet is officially over. That's enough internet for today. I'm out. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ Hi r/sex , I'm just wondering if it's normal if you get an erection while licking a table. Of course. Anyone who doesn't like it is a victim of society and is homophobic. (285 upvotes) I'm a cop and love to lick tables. Police abusing cooperating table [vid] That table gotta lawyer up! Lawyer up, hit the gym and delete facebook. Fuck the police. Whoa, we got a badass over here! I love the police. You are the 1%. I don't want to live on this planet anymore. If you hate this planet...Does that mean you've been to another? [philosoraptor.jpg] Imgur mirror [1] Urgh. Is there a Reddit for grownups? These memes are getting sad. C'mon. It was funny! I laughed so hard I spat coffee on my keyboard. I laughed so hard I almost woke my roommate and dog up. In Australia you wake your roommate and dog down. I told my Australian roommate I quit facebook. This was his reaction [gif] This is what Cleverbot has to say about facebook. [screengrab.jpg] I copied what Cleverbot said and said it back to Cleverbot. [screengrab.jpg] Yo dawg, I herd you like Cleverbot so we spoke to Cleverbot with Cleverbot so you read Cleverbot while Cleverbot talks to Cleverbot.. We must go deeper.... That's what she said. I don't always go deeper, but when I do it's in your mother. [interestingman.jpg] TL;DR - The concrete set. It's feet are stuck in my driveway and I now have to feed it daily. Dude you need to be bulking, not doing p90x. Work smarter not harder... I thought it was reindeer who pulled the sleigh, not women You think five quid a month is bad, I moved to the us where it's 29$ a month or something ridiculous...especially since tethering was free where I came from. Always thought it was a basic function of the phone. Boy was I wrong. I hate to be a party pooper guys, but I really feel that the ONLY thing keeping usenet alive is the fact that it presents a technical hurdle that 90% of the public out there is unwilling to jump over. I really think that the very second that we start making this process "easy as pie" is the moment where we can kiss our horn of plenty goodbye... This made me so hard and not on purpose. Well done. Also, look in every contest giveaway for the clause that excludes the province of Quebec. We have *laws* here to protect us against this free shit. Hmm captain obvious still isn't here i guess i should do this hard task then. Yes i am I was watching Castle yesterday, and for some reason he was chopping an onion with a *meat cleaver*. I was like . My ex was like this. Any time I'd say something about Americans she'd fucking correct me by saying that we aren't the only Americans. She never once said, now that I think about it, what we should then be called. Why did they let an intern into Mike Morhaime's office? Why is this the only comment I upvoted Everyone's got that one skeleton in the closet... A couple of days ago, my mom was talking to me about all these issues she has with my dad in their marriage: her suspicions about him and especially how *he doesn't respect her*. I tried to offer her suggestions and *she called me dumb twice*. this is either a boy or an underage girl... Does any one else think that i nailed it and am doing it right? [craft.jpg] Have an upvote. AND MY AXE! This kills the axe meme. To the front page with you! This. Wow. I don't believe I made to the front page! I'd like to thank god. There's no proof that fairies don't exist either - do you believe in them too? Carl Sagan said it best [Carl.jpg] Repost Not sure if Repost or haven't seen it before [fry.jpg]. If it's a Repost, just use the downvote button! IDIOT! That's what they are their for. I hate being this guy, but you used the wrong 'there'. Irony. Came here to post this. That is NOT irony! Look it up FFS! It's shit like this. Absolutely agree with Sagan. Fuck everything about this! Fuck all the things!!! No, that's an object, I think you mean Rings. No, that's a band of metal, I think you mean Sings. C-C-C-Combo Breaker!! In Soviet Russia things fuck you. go on... That post was almost as bad as Justin Bieber and Rebecca black combined. Louis CK hit the nail on the head with this one [Louis.jpg] Stop posting pics of Louis CK with text! He would hate it! He should have posted in [1] /r/only10subscribers anyway. Neither, Chuck Tesla. You got that from /b/ And /b/ got it from Reddit. Nice try, M. Night Shyamalanan. Your spelling is wrong. I quit life. AND MY AXE! Another LOTR reference! This thread helps my OCD. This doesn't mean you have OCD! IT JUST MEANS YOU'RE particular!!@! This is what OCD is like: [vid] Wadsworth constant applies. Was expecting to read that and will not leave disappointed. My SO made me an axe for my birthday. Awesome or disappointing? Guythatsaysmyaxe: AND MY AXE! Upvote for relevant username. Member for 4 years! Your day has come! Member for 4 years and only one post - You can't explain that. [BillOReilly.jpg] Good Guy Greg Upvotes relevant username. Scumbag Steve Downvotes relevant usernames. One downvote? SBS is a Hipster. Steve! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU* You just edited your post! Hey everybody! This guys a PHONY! A BIG FAT PHONY! This is why we can't have nice things! I'll just be over here then. [sadkeanu.jpg] Forever Alone. Have an upboat. I wish I had more upvotes to give. Wait...is that a spider in the right hand corner? ENHANCE. Someone setup a GUI interface using visual basic. NOPE NOPE NOPE!! [spiderenhanced.jpg] Kill it with fire! Hey Guys, my girlfriend thinks she's [f]at, can you talk some sense into her? [size0model.jpg] Pic is down. Is she...Over 9000?? 9000kg girlfriend? That brings new meaning to....a tonne of fun. Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! To help everyone out - 9000 kilograms = 19 841.6036 pounds How I feel when someone posts "Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" before me [gif]. No one cares how you feel on an internet site. This is not your internet site! There are millions of visiters and they all like different things. I think this Youtube comment said it best [screngrab.jpg]. Nothing has not happened more than that didn't happen. Yeah, I can tell by the pixels. TIL about pixels from a tv show and posted a Wiki article on it. What the actual fuck!! Look how stupid my friends on facebook are. They know nothing about pixels. [screengrab.jpg] AMA Request: That guy on facebook!! Would anyone be interested in a AMA from that guy on facebook? FFS! Just ask them and if people are interested they will ask questions!!!! Okay. [okayrageface.jpg] Look at my cat in a hat - I rescued it from my neighbor's backyard [meholdingcatnexttomyface.jpg]. I want that hat! Shutupandtakemymoney I don't have a cat to pimp for cakeday karma, so here's an elderly person I know. Happy Cakeday! Am I the only one that hates cats? Yes. You are a unique snowflake. Yes. You are a unique pancake. Yes. You are a unique toothache. Y U NO like cats? huh? Next person that posts 'huh?' gets a visit from this guy. [fatguybeingsick.jpg] I don't even... That's it, the internet is officially over. That's enough internet for today. I'm out. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ Hi r/sex, I'm just wondering if it's normal if you get an erection while licking a table. Of course. Anyone who doesn't like it is a victim of society and is homophobic. (285 upvotes) I'm a cop and love to lick tables. Police abusing cooperating table [vid] That table gotta lawyer up! Lawyer up, hit the gym and delete facebook. Fuck the police. Whoa, we got a badass over here! I love the police. You are the 1%. I don't want to live on this planet anymore. If you hate this planet...Does that mean you've been to another? [philosoraptor.jpg] Imgur mirror [1] Urgh. Is there a Reddit for grownups? These memes are getting sad. C'mon. It was funny! I laughed so hard I spat coffee on my keyboard. I laughed so hard I almost woke my roommate and dog up. In Australia you wake your roommate and dog down. I told my Australian roommate I quit facebook. This was his reaction [gif] This is what Cleverbot has to say about facebook. [screengrab.jpg] I copied what Cleverbot said and said it back to Cleverbot. [screengrab.jpg] Yo dawg, I herd you like Cleverbot so we spoke to Cleverbot with Cleverbot so you read Cleverbot while Cleverbot talks to Cleverbot.. We must go deeper.... That's what she said. I don't always go deeper, but when I do it's in your mother. [interestingman.jpg] TL;DR - The concrete set. It's feet are stuck in my driveway and I now have to feed it daily. Somethings are better when loaded at a 56k pace. Half the picture loaded for me, and I was thinking "Wow this is pretty stunning to be hone..." and I believe they used the term "GUI Interface" I'd say with a handheld, 5-6 would be a good starting age. Unless it's Wii The guy who designed it, Yanko Tsvetkov, is from Bulgaria Dahmer... 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What's it from? Because now I have to look. Why are the yes/no buttons occasionally flipped... That's a fucking Brown Pelican Definitely going to try this next time my cat's about to do the dribbly head shake on my face WTF why would someone downvote this ? Pretty much the equivalent of pounding back a few drinks before a road test ---> 1927 Logic You've just gained 4 life-long real commited friends who you will not see from now on. "create a life and take 1"... oh my... ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ These aren't funny. You're still on a 56k? Wow. That sounds like an inexpensive and logical solution. I'm sure the extensive appeals process would be a very small cost. Yep. Does any one else think that i nailed it and am doing it right? [craft.jpg] Have an upvote. AND MY AXE! This kills the axe meme. To the front page with you! This. Wow. I don't believe I made to the front page! I'd like to thank god. There's no proof that fairies don't exist either - do you believe in them too? Carl Sagan said it best [Carl.jpg] Repost Not sure if Repost or haven't seen it before [fry.jpg]. If it's a Repost, just use the downvote button! IDIOT! That's what they are their for. I hate being this guy, but you used the wrong 'there'. Irony. Came here to post this. That is NOT irony! Look it up FFS! It's shit like this. Absolutely agree with Sagan. Fuck everything about this! Fuck all the things!!! No, that's an object, I think you mean Rings. No, that's a band of metal, I think you mean Sings. C-C-C-Combo Breaker!! In Soviet Russia things fuck you. go on... That post was almost as bad as Justin Bieber and Rebecca black combined. Louis CK hit the nail on the head with this one [Louis.jpg] Stop posting pics of Louis CK with text! He would hate it! He should have posted in [1] /r/only10subscribers anyway. Neither, Chuck Tesla. You got that from /b/ And /b/ got it from Reddit. Nice try, M. Night Shyamalanan. Your spelling is wrong. I quit life. AND MY AXE! Another LOTR reference! This thread helps my OCD. This doesn't mean you have OCD! IT JUST MEANS YOU'RE particular!!@! This is what OCD is like: [vid] Wadsworth constant applies. Was expecting to read that and will not leave disappointed. My SO made me an axe for my birthday. Awesome or disappointing? Guythatsaysmyaxe: AND MY AXE! Upvote for relevant username. Member for 4 years! Your day has come! Member for 4 years and only one post - You can't explain that. [BillOReilly.jpg] Good Guy Greg Upvotes relevant username. Scumbag Steve Downvotes relevant usernames. One downvote? SBS is a Hipster. Steve! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU* You just edited your post! Hey everybody! This guys a PHONY! A BIG FAT PHONY! This is why we can't have nice things! I'll just be over here then. [sadkeanu.jpg] Forever Alone. Have an upboat. I wish I had more upvotes to give. Wait...is that a spider in the right hand corner? ENHANCE. Someone setup a GUI interface using visual basic. NOPE NOPE NOPE!! [spiderenhanced.jpg] Kill it with fire! Hey Guys, my girlfriend thinks she's [f]at, can you talk some sense into her? [size0model.jpg] Pic is down. Is she...Over 9000?? 9000kg girlfriend? That brings new meaning to....a tonne of fun. Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! To help everyone out - 9000 kilograms = 19 841.6036 pounds How I feel when someone posts "Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" before me [gif]. No one cares how you feel on an internet site. This is not your internet site! There are millions of visiters and they all like different things. I think this Youtube comment said it best [screngrab.jpg]. Nothing has not happened more than that didn't happen. Yeah, I can tell by the pixels. TIL about pixels from a tv show and posted a Wiki article on it. What the actual fuck!! Look how stupid my friends on facebook are. They know nothing about pixels. [screengrab.jpg] AMA Request: That guy on facebook!! Would anyone be interested in a AMA from that guy on facebook? FFS! Just ask them and if people are interested they will ask questions!!!! Okay. [okayrageface.jpg] Look at my cat in a hat - I rescued it from my neighbor's backyard [meholdingcatnexttomyface.jpg]. I want that hat! Shutupandtakemymoney I don't have a cat to pimp for cakeday karma, so here's an elderly person I know. Happy Cakeday! Am I the only one that hates cats? Yes. You are a unique snowflake. Yes. You are a unique pancake. Yes. You are a unique toothache. Y U NO like cats? huh? Next person that posts 'huh?' gets a visit from this guy. [fatguybeingsick.jpg] I don't even... That's it, the internet is officially over. That's enough internet for today. I'm out. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ Hi r/sex, I'm just wondering if it's normal if you get an erection while licking a table. Of course. Anyone who doesn't like it is a victim of society and is homophobic. (285 upvotes) I'm a cop and love to lick tables. Police abusing cooperating table [vid] That table gotta lawyer up! Lawyer up, hit the gym and delete facebook. Fuck the police. Whoa, we got a badass over here! I love the police. You are the 1%. I don't want to live on this planet anymore. If you hate this planet...Does that mean you've been to another? [philosoraptor.jpg] Imgur mirror [1] Urgh. Is there a Reddit for grownups? These memes are getting sad. C'mon. It was funny! I laughed so hard I spat coffee on my keyboard. I laughed so hard I almost woke my roommate and dog up. In Australia you wake your roommate and dog down. I told my Australian roommate I quit facebook. This was his reaction [gif] This is what Cleverbot has to say about facebook. [screengrab.jpg] I copied what Cleverbot said and said it back to Cleverbot. [screengrab.jpg] Yo dawg, I herd you like Cleverbot so we spoke to Cleverbot with Cleverbot so you read Cleverbot while Cleverbot talks to Cleverbot.. We must go deeper.... That's what she said. I don't always go deeper, but when I do it's in your mother. [interestingman.jpg] TL;DR - The concrete set. It's feet are stuck in my driveway and I now have to feed it daily. At first I went . Why does this look exactly like my girlfriend Who would WANT to? Hardcore....chest protection.... ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ You're one of them No, I'm just dandy. Sunshine and daisy everywhere. Happy as a clam- YES I'M MAD. I DON'T JUST USE CAPS LOCK FOR CRUISE CONTROL. Brilliant observation. . The movie stands a decent chance to be good, but the creative team said years ago they didn't want to make any statements about who Shepard is and what his/her story is because they want to respect people's decisions. But now they are doing exactly that ಠ_ಠ Well great, now the whole library looks like this: . So thanks! Because theists deserve to have crimes committed against them! Team?... I see a disturbing lack of blood ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Great. When I got thrown in I picked up a shiv then killed everyone. I saw pictures of my nephew, you sick fuck. He's two. You're right. You're the one who is super-cool for pointing out perceived mis-use of bullshit internet ephemera. redditor for 18 minutes Takes pictures..."Lighting is terrible, check, Can barely see tatoo, check. Alright we're good, posting to Reddit now."... mooಠ_ಠching Cleavage There. Were. No. Highlander. Sequels. Diet? I recall a certain icelandic volcano that almost ruined my trip to ireland That's never gonna happen in comp   ...*I did that once*   Fuck you, diabeetus-this guy was a riot. [](/z41 " ") Well i feel some tingling sensation down there whenever i hear some bone-crunching noises. I discovered this while i was playing Mirror's Edge. I somehow enjoyed faith's death. I might become a serial-killer someday. Oh well what can i do about it anyways? :3 Not the first to misinterpret my name as deserving of That sounds like a pretty good idea actually. Unfortunately, I'm 4 months shy of 21 . But I'd be down for the next non 21+ meetup. I've been playing basically this deck since Innistrad came out. I bit the bullet and went UW Mageblade/Puresteel with Stalkers and I threw in a Batterskull for the look it generally gets when cast. Somewhere between (O)_(O);;; and . Lol in this comment I don't point out that he just sent alcohol to someone underage. Yea, I thought the poster was editorializing in the title. "Cain had an affair with a white woman. Not only that, a ginger white woman so you know her skin is reallly pale." TIL Reddit has/had a lot of family in the KKK.... He has to be 100 pounds under weight and I have to be 100 over. It's called a "Millennium Fight" ... Look it up on Wikipedia Literally whoring for karma A sample size of one? How very interesting... Asshole warden walked by and gave me the . Clarifying since he was getting downvoted - I'm pretty sure he means airplanes, as in, use one of the three airports that are available to NYC residents that can take us pretty much anywhere. However, if he was making a 9/11 joke... well, . >2nd playthrough I saw there's a path to the south from Helgen that takes like 5 minutes Gee thanks To that, I . I can't stand to see bikers on the sidewalk. It bothers me more than seeing someone use "their" wrong. Our bus almost went into a ditch.They didn't even plow our road. Until reading the comments I thought he licked his balls... The dog dropped the soap once didn't he? DIDN'T HE?! How do you know i didn't post it there So I was the only one to see a snail stuck to a penis? . I see what you did there. ONE North Korean can... INSURANCE AGENT! I got angry reading about how the leaves are good this year.... i was wondering what everyone was talking about. so i went and tried to find it. i immediately regret that decision. A closely-guarded secret, you must face the reddit trials before you are allowed to know what it means to stare at the face of disapproval. They're all the same, unless it's a medical show where there are cadavers in the breakout rooms to demonstrate new surgical techniques. I just got a bill in the mail from DHL for $25 on a $27 shipment. A month later. What about GODIEINAFIREALREADY Seriously? I'm thirteen and I have one of those. Now I want to go buy something with it to see what happens. Sorry, we're doing our best. We got the Christian Party down to 2 mandates (out of 33. One of the members of another party worded it nicely: *You're more likely to be homosexual, than you are to vote for the Christian Party*) in the last election, but they still managed to be a part of the new coalition. Nice try, terrorist organization hmm, i like the new walk and hate the Q ( ) Or I guess you could say he's a ( )>--■-■ We have some grind in the freezer, but I don't eat it myself. But we got ~80 whales near the capital some days ago (the original whale pack was ~1000 but they lost most of it when trying to get them onto the shore ). Am I missing something or there are DotA-likes for not 5 people I can imagine assassins smothering their kills with this. Here, have an upvote! I don't know what I hate more; sneezing on my period without a tampon, or sneezing on my period with a tampon. They both feel awful. Yeah, because asking your parents (the people who have guided you and given you advice your ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE) is such a horrible, childish thing to do. I can always count on you reddit. Don't feed the crow maggots it is inhumane... for the maggot. He did you'll be back, I'm too kawaii~~~ ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ^ ^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ I was What did I just click on.... Naly_D lol, spousal abuse. What do you mean by "you people"? Yeah - That's what redditors want - to admit to child pornography I don't really enjoy the fact that you have to click Like just to view the wares. Especially the last part. Was he praying to Ra? No, they don't. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ You've already had your allowance. Carry on! ... I think you mean pre-nup. Did... did you make two separate replies to the same comment I made? "Wasn't"? Like when there was a picture of the door to the Science lab in Rivit city and the caption under it called it a vault. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ I've never seen this before, well that has certainly changed now. You played 20+ hours without at least doing the quest the enables dragon encounters? Who organised this? A Wednesday night? Sagan didn't recognize Europa? Does any one else think that i nailed it and am doing it right? [craft.jpg] Have an upvote. AND MY AXE! This kills the axe meme. To the front page with you! This. Wow. I don't believe I made to the front page! I'd like to thank god. There's no proof that fairies don't exist either - do you believe in them too? Carl Sagan said it best [Carl.jpg] Repost Not sure if Repost or haven't seen it before [fry.jpg]. If it's a Repost, just use the downvote button! IDIOT! That's what they are their for. I hate being this guy, but you used the wrong 'there'. Irony. Came here to post this. That is NOT irony! Look it up FFS! It's shit like this. Absolutely agree with Sagan. Fuck everything about this! Fuck all the things!!! No, that's an object, I think you mean Rings. No, that's a band of metal, I think you mean Sings. C-C-C-Combo Breaker!! In Soviet Russia things fuck you. go on... That post was almost as bad as Justin Bieber and Rebecca black combined. Louis CK hit the nail on the head with this one [Louis.jpg] Stop posting pics of Louis CK with text! He would hate it! He should have posted in [1] /r/only10subscribers anyway. Neither, Chuck Tesla. You got that from /b/ And /b/ got it from Reddit. Nice try, M. Night Shyamalanan. Your spelling is wrong. I quit life. AND MY AXE! Another LOTR reference! This thread helps my OCD. This doesn't mean you have OCD! IT JUST MEANS YOU'RE particular!!@! This is what OCD is like: [vid] Wadsworth constant applies. Was expecting to read that and will not leave disappointed. My SO made me an axe for my birthday. Awesome or disappointing? Guythatsaysmyaxe: AND MY AXE! Upvote for relevant username. Member for 4 years! Your day has come! Member for 4 years and only one post - You can't explain that. [BillOReilly.jpg] Good Guy Greg Upvotes relevant username. Scumbag Steve Downvotes relevant usernames. One downvote? SBS is a Hipster. Steve! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU* You just edited your post! Hey everybody! This guys a PHONY! A BIG FAT PHONY! This is why we can't have nice things! I'll just be over here then. [sadkeanu.jpg] Forever Alone. Have an upboat. I wish I had more upvotes to give. Wait...is that a spider in the right hand corner? ENHANCE. Someone setup a GUI interface using visual basic. NOPE NOPE NOPE!! [spiderenhanced.jpg] Kill it with fire! Hey Guys, my girlfriend thinks she's [f]at, can you talk some sense into her? [size0model.jpg] Pic is down. Is she...Over 9000?? 9000kg girlfriend? That brings new meaning to....a tonne of fun. Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! To help everyone out - 9000 kilograms = 19 841.6036 pounds How I feel when someone posts "Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" before me [gif]. No one cares how you feel on an internet site. This is not your internet site! There are millions of visiters and they all like different things. I think this Youtube comment said it best [screngrab.jpg]. Nothing has not happened more than that didn't happen. Yeah, I can tell by the pixels. TIL about pixels from a tv show and posted a Wiki article on it. What the actual fuck!! Look how stupid my friends on facebook are. They know nothing about pixels. [screengrab.jpg] AMA Request: That guy on facebook!! Would anyone be interested in a AMA from that guy on facebook? FFS! Just ask them and if people are interested they will ask questions!!!! Okay. [okayrageface.jpg] Look at my cat in a hat - I rescued it from my neighbor's backyard [meholdingcatnexttomyface.jpg]. I want that hat! Shutupandtakemymoney I don't have a cat to pimp for cakeday karma, so here's an elderly person I know. Happy Cakeday! Am I the only one that hates cats? Yes. You are a unique snowflake. Yes. You are a unique pancake. Yes. You are a unique toothache. Y U NO like cats? huh? Next person that posts 'huh?' gets a visit from this guy. [fatguybeingsick.jpg] I don't even... That's it, the internet is officially over. That's enough internet for today. I'm out. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ Hi r/sex, I'm just wondering if it's normal if you get an erection while licking a table. Of course. Anyone who doesn't like it is a victim of society and is homophobic. (285 upvotes) I'm a cop and love to lick tables. Police abusing cooperating table [vid] That table gotta lawyer up! Lawyer up, hit the gym and delete facebook. Fuck the police. Whoa, we got a badass over here! I love the police. You are the 1%. I don't want to live on this planet anymore. If you hate this planet...Does that mean you've been to another? [philosoraptor.jpg] Imgur mirror [1] Urgh. Is there a Reddit for grownups? These memes are getting sad. C'mon. It was funny! I laughed so hard I spat coffee on my keyboard. I laughed so hard I almost woke my roommate and dog up. In Australia you wake your roommate and dog down. I told my Australian roommate I quit facebook. This was his reaction [gif] This is what Cleverbot has to say about facebook. [screengrab.jpg] I copied what Cleverbot said and said it back to Cleverbot. [screengrab.jpg] Yo dawg, I herd you like Cleverbot so we spoke to Cleverbot with Cleverbot so you read Cleverbot while Cleverbot talks to Cleverbot.. We must go deeper.... That's what she said. I don't always go deeper, but when I do it's in your mother. [interestingman.jpg] TL;DR - The concrete set. It's feet are stuck in my driveway and I now have to feed it daily. I don't get what the deal is with parents not wanting their kids to fuck their boyfriend or girlfriend. Dude, they're gonna do it either way. There's nothing you can do about it. You can be a dick about it, or you can accept the reality of it. They're gonna fuck. Deal with it. There are too many to count. Both my paternal and maternal grandfathers were polygamists as well as one of my great-grandfathers. My aunt and uncle are cousins (not THAT huge I know). My uncle used to be part of the mafia. Also, my grandma neutered her cat by tying a rubber band around its balls and cutting off circulation. Seriously? I already saw this picture ... and already downloaded it ... MAKE YOUR OWN PICTURE KARMAWHORE! Yeah. The College of Distance Education and Outreach at Texas Tech University renamed themselves to simply University College. Which makes them the Texas Tech University University College. Would you rather be a vampire? ( ) "i bet that" ( )>--■-■ The only thing I have to say is... [deleted] She shot someone in the face? 1 guy, 3 hammers Not this season. I mean the show in general. Point still stands. Whenever. It's not like employers are beating down my doors, atm. . What really gets to me is that Kajits are from Elsweyr... (else where) Have you ever gotten shit for it? Like harassment? My dad's a registered sex offender (I don't know what he did and don't care enough to ask my mom) and once when I was younger, somebody vandalized our car and left a bunch of rude messages because he was on the list. The NRA doesn't even recognize a difference. Get over yourself. The NRA doesn't even recognize a difference. Get over yourself. It is NEVER too late for pancakes "Ghandi"..... Book written by Robert Rimmer... . Dude I thought it was a Steve Harvey meme the whole time.. Am I wrong? Am I right? What is going on... .... That is the look of disapproval. It's a Look of Disapproval that got mangled somehow. \&#3232; is supposed to turn into a ಠ if you do it right. Why haven't you uploaded this as a pack yet? because you put all the black ones at the back of the strip Well I used calibre to convert the file to a .mobi and now it works. DRM clearly makes a product better... No... no not creepy at all.... Eye of... Mordor? Now if only someone could teach that to my Testificates. Until then I'll have to pick them off from my balcony Schindler's List style for trampling my crops. Your name notices lack of 1911 I'm not sure if it's okay to think she's cute. That's a kids movie. \ \ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ / / I'm in bed laughing while the wife is like der, reddit. Awesome game! You're already fucking reposting this? He seems to be describing a shapely woman and her shaking hips Hide your kids Is it me or does he have the dissaproving stare happened to me too, though the dragon was slain in the courtyard, and every time i came back, the DAMN carcass was still there. You're completely right. They really ought to open up the draw for people who signed up after the draw started. Wait, people still use T-Mobile? Took me four. God damn brain Dude, it was revealed during a battle. Obviously god is gonna say stuff to back him up It's his god after all. Really? I didn't even realize that. It's in the damn video Open the link and I see tree's Jumping to conclusions? Hey! Quit educating the masses with your intelligence you smart person! The scene where Bilbo mementarily becomes a monster in Fellowship of the Ring. Is this the BROMANCE server? I've heard about them Was in a bar w/ the old lady a couple weeks ago. The evening was moving along well when, suddenly, a young man walked up to me and stroked my stache. Didn't ask, and didn't hold back. Said he "couldn't resist, and just wanted to show a bro some 'mo' love," then walked away. But then I have to use Chrome... ( ) i guess he... ( )>--■-■ but, it like, hurts people's feelings, maaan. And slowly... with lots of lube.. The middle one is mine Should *have*. No pies though This turned from eccentric to when I realized you were pissing in other people's sinks. ಠ_ಠ So Many idiots on that thread it shouldn't be possible. ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ It fails the mission and gives you "Destroy the Dark Brotherhood" *immediately after*. Stop abusing quickload. I think you broke it. people will be hesitant to switch due to not having a post count or join dat they can brag about :::Walks in sippin on a glass of cognac.. sees everybody very serious.. ... walks out::: I'm in Creswell too. worldstarhiphop.com He got shot by a USAS-12 with frag rounds. A burbling soup of Fs and Us fills my throat One Christmas, Father graciously bestowed upon me the nativity snow globe my little brother got him a year earlier. Didn't even bother to change the wrapping or remove the tags. As I politely removed the disappointment from its box (feeling weird since this was in front of my brother), he proudly proclaimed he got it because he knows I "love snow globes (?????? ?????)." Ah, I see. The OPs post was TL;DR. But now that I have read it, he was smiling and enjoying himself while trying to make that face, stop hatin` mother of god How about that paragraph "disproving" evolution because there aren't billions of transitional fossils for every species that has ever existed. Then she says that Intelligent Design is just more mathematically probable and it does not need proof. "Good Guy GRAIG" Because its overclocked... I know this isn't related to the topic, but I'm replying here so you'll actually be notified of it: **This screenshot is a spoiler. Not cool.** Wow. Marketing fail on the part of the Neptune Society...yet again... Call of Zelda: Hyrule Warfare 2 Heh, KillAllExtremists linking to "Extreme Eagle" Larry the cable guy? Thought this was referring to James Brown. I like how out of all the columns it chooses to shrink, it chooses the most important one. The teacher will not get reprimanded or fired. The union will be there to protect her. At first i thought he was using a payphone and had no idea what the problem was... Yawn True, but who really wants to sit in a chair full of ass crack? Wait, don't answer that. This is reddit I thought it didn't matter at all It was awkward and kinda WTF for the cameraman wasn't it, unless he's a mysterious redditor too. At least the brim isn't flat The only part that is opinion is which you prefer to play. It isn't just "graphics", it's a matter of hardware. There will always be better hardware available for a pc, that's beyond the point of being a variable. In two weeks there will be a new video card or new processor that is 5x better than the one released before it, hence through a series of upgrades, software, operating systems, etc, the pc will always be better. You may prefer to play games on a console, but don't get it confused, a pc is better, every single time. I can nitpick a game to death on a console, too. I find pc gaming more immersive (hello, I can use my 46 inch hd tv with my pc) and surround sound headphones to boot. The controls for a pc are technically "better". Better being more accurate, responsive, open to change, etc. You've never had a problem with a game that you wished you could mod out? But wait... Adam Sandler was both himself... and his sister? My first reaction to you taking those lines out of context was to rage at you for raping the song with a cactus, but after thinking about the lyrics, I realized you only fingered its asshole a little bit, so I'll just give you a stern . ..its a crummy commercial says **ButtTrumpet** Vertical... smile... This is for the federal government: > Why are they do veiny? Did they remove your penis and put them into breasts? Machined rims on Track Bike. I can see that horrible off-center place the mouse goes after using a furnace Or the dreaded "water cure" As seen on tv Apple products. Apple products everywhere Siri even gives you escort service locations ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Any cleanliness offered by the gloves is also rendered useless as he is touching everything in sight Not only was it uploaded. It's her fucking PROFILE PICTURE You can even see the golden arches of the McDonald's down the street. Any idea which version it is that minimizes to the system tray instead of declaring Occupy Taskbar? ** ** UPS was supposed to deliver a tv I ordered off of Newegg today. They did. When I opened the box, the tv was smashed. Thanks UPS. Just how I like my tv. I can put some of it over here, and some of it over here... What if you followed the rules and didn't post memes to r/funny Read last sentence: All of these look slick, and I almost thought about buying the mouse...and then I saw where they put the back/forward buttons. Dirty floor with your ass on it .. "So far, I have made it to diamond league with relatively little effort." You can see her anus "breathe" after it comes out Do people just sit there and search 'dog', waiting for the right time to post? This bent my boner in the most erotic way possible why doesn't an actually good IAmA thread never make front page unless its a guy sleeping with his sister A caring man here! I'm glad to hear this after all the heroin hooker stuff I hear that. We dissected a lot of movies in film school, and now I find myself actively looking for mistakes when I watch a movie. I love that this ( ) is a verb now. Came here to say *this* htc vivid on AT&T, and i have it here I don't think anyone else pointed this out yet so I will, the m in smith laboratory is blocked out... Sith Laboratory AFAIK, it's just for this week. Despite promising 2-day air, it's being shipped UPS Ground - I emailed them the night of 11/28 regarding this and have not received a response. I will have to call them tonight or tomorrow about that. Girlfriend? Ugh...Moodle. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ if you switch, i will not follow you I actually really hope I don't. > I never will watch porn again... Ask him, not me. The extent of my knowledge of him is limited to a single interview he did on Dutch TV. Also, my last comment wasn't exactly serious The reporter used the word "girlses". EDIT: Twice. Double £595 for two bits of metal. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Seriously? there are plenty of small businesses that sell all these things. i know it's not your fault so i won't hold it against you. but it's ignorance like this that sickens me. only because i work at an independently owned Apple Specialist and i can't stand it when people come in and tell me they bought their computer/ipad etc. at the apple store (or even worse, best buy) but want to ask me to support their issues for hours at a time for free. This advice will probably get him arrested the day he starts creepily staring down young children. I'm more mad about the LiveJasmin window that opened up as well when i clicked that.. The things I watch on the internet.... faceless kitten aaand make it your profile picture. As an Estonian, I'm offended by this. seriously of all the movies to make a sequel of... they chose Cars. "did you two finger each other" made me immediately but then I kept reading and well you know the rest Yeah... even my arranged team (in old AT rating we were at around 1700) keeps on crying for ganks, desperatly Shadowmere is a he?! The ability to suck blood Hell I live in Baltimore and on the radio you always freaking hear "Well I think now we can start calling Joe Flacco an elite Quarterback" ** ** give him these eyes : glad to see my post inspired someone... I read your username as sandhandjobs touché, although I try to stay away from soda as much as possible You have no Idea....how true that is Same here.. What the eff man Get out of my brain My SO will not get near there when I am on my period. I have convinced him to do it on the last day before, though. When he was wiping his dick off afterwards, and the tissue was light pink, he gave me one of these: . Sadly enough this is 6th grade GT social studies "long time redditor"? With a 4 day old account. Nice try, Redditor Husband who knows I post in r/Parenting. Quoting Placebo in an illness thread Looks to be a demotivational picture, 'cept someone erased the demotivational text . I had a friend that had a mutual guy friend over at her house a lot for movies and video games. She didn't want to date him, she just wanted to be a bro. He clearly had a different idea. So when she asked him for some of his cologne to just have and smell occasionally he gave her some. She still has it, after being asked out by him more than once. That was what I thought... "For legal reasons, comments cannot be published on this matter." That place is awesome, food is excellent. However, can't stand the university student crowd that inevitably pours in at some point, talking loudly and making a mess. Sorry for the rant, I hate people I know how you feel. I have a 28" waist and not much of a butt, so adult boxer shorts are always really baggy on me. But it turns out that boys underwear fits me pretty well. Yadda yadda, from the cashier at Target. wow.... Not when it's *my* pan. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ x 9999999999 Ok, it's for record of the year, for the song The Cave. I thought record of the year would go to an album, but that's where I am wrong. Man, I have zero sympathy for your predicament Her right arm is massive Reddit don't do illegitimate newspapers! This was not needed. aw yeah. Sorry. I probably should have posted this in r/design. While r/crappydesign would seem like the more appropriate spot, I failed to realize that r/crappydesign was exclusively reserved for crappydesignwebsites. My mistake has been noted. Feel free to continue with your website critiques. glad to see youre bringing this back to its roots .... ‎( ) It appears the best stories... ( )>--■-■ Not into shorts?! I'm sorry? It's not like I'm looking for Karma...it's a self.post. you posted this twice I was excited at first, as well - but then realized that no one posts here. EXACT SAME SITUATION There should be a subreddit for this. I love pugs, but I don't know if I can keep calm about it. Seriously right? They love you when they want to be scratched or fed, but otherwise they stick their butts in your face and claw at your socks for fun. Is...is that the bull's horn coming out of his mouth? I was a little at "animal husbandry" until I actually looked up what it was... My last name is Bennett... this is not cool. It actually looks like the former picture was photoshopped to *make* her look unattractive. This is the same puzzle. Way to hint about the Red Wedding in the title of the post People glancing at this are gonna fucking draw conclusions about the wedding in ASoS. Sacha Baron Cohen as Freddie Mercury? **ಠ_ಠ**^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ This, or they link to their blog that had the solution 3 years ago, but it's now a parked domain. "Redditer"... Do you enjoy making kids feel awkward? Yeah the dude doing the talking sounds like he has the downs Holding...corpses....what? How? Minecraft is a weird game though. It's visually lacking, but can lag on all sorts of hardware. Modern Warfare 2 runs better than it for me. 120/125 looks best on you (male here). But 105 ??!! 115 is already too skinny... ( )>--■-■ So you're encouraging people to AFK? "brb guys, I gotta get some jumpin jacks in real quick" Don't be silly, schools in Pakistan don't have internet Down vote me all you like reddit. But I'm gonna say it: "FUCK this bitch is annoying" Dear god! She's not even funny. All she does is bitch about everyone around her. Jesus it drive me crazy! It's really fucking bad to sell your Keys in my thread. I'm not hijacking your thread, don't hijack mine. PC LOAD LETTER Chained to a tree... There is only one bet left I thought? Or am I just retarted I demand a pdf copy. And if you say no, I *WILL* find one . I heard people asked for realism in the realm of Skyrim- here you go, arrows doesn't magically disappear when they hit ... You clicked on "One of the Weirdest Novelty Accounts Ever" in the WTF section at work? NO > feeling my fat bounce around when I run Yes I am at that too. > Maybe I'm reading into this too much, but it looks like you've made a little diorama of 6 jews made of pork and put it in the oven that carrot "Fox News" and "reporter" used in the same sentence?? And your name is Jake? Technically we aren't supposed to? Yeah, because all women are cheating whores, amirite? That's a very specific fraction to choose. That flap. Just looked up the car and the top speed is less than my old Passat on the interstate . Shouldn't track days mean racing at at least somewhat high speeds? Not sure if pressing down on the gas and and changing gears even warrants a stamp if you aren't going fast. Most people in front of a camera usually are, especially with HD now. You can see every wrinkle. **EVERY**. Wrinkle I dont wash my face También por el "gmail" > We have on average around 100 people checking this subreddit daily and the average number of upvotes per post is tiny. Dogs can't smell acid can they? ** ** You better be talking about using Linux. Wtf happen here cuties at first i was kinda like This is borderline NSFW. I guess they stay away from eating farm animal poop. Oh, I actually thought you were mad for a second. At first I was like and then I was like xD. ### That's because IB2 is almost 1GB "Cookie" tin? I think you mean *biscuit* tin. *Looks at username...* He gives orals? Last response is more like this - Chick: -$$$$ You're taking back all the upvotes you've given and putting them on his comments? greedy asshole Yeah. My desktop was built in 2010, and still has Shader Model 2.0 In May of 2008, I met my Ex's mother. Within 10 minutes she asked me my opinion of Obama. Before I could respond, she stated, "Think about this, Obama....Osama...coincidence? I think not." As a proud resident of Pennsylvania... ** ** Just like Civil Rights. Just listen to the music "my mom died when i was two " I knew those bandits were homoerotic Anti-theistic stuff* Hey, why can't you just accept other cultures? Who googles "Thanksgiving"? where it saves them *Allapatah* Perhaps this should have been submitted to r/circlejerk. Rub it in the carpet... don't eat those socks... well i always put my porn in an invisible folder now? i do too just because i have got some nasty... nasty NASTY things, horses? ppppppppfffffffff that is just a joke He doesn't have a penis? I'm confused as to whether this is supposed to be joke thread, or most of these redditors can't answer the question seriously.... Premeditated murder. THAT'S NOT FUN AT ALL. Yup that was my high school... go Warriors People are damn strange. Crazy thing is at one put that guy was "normal" just like you and me > > Women: don't ever play with the DTF; it is serious business So... How bad does your hair look...? You kid, but a relative of mine said almost this exact statement when I suggested a RAM upgrade from 512MB Pity party for getting bullied for your HS talents? But i can make a diamond pick! That's not OCD that's lazy "in an elementary school" but doesn't look edible = (which is reddit's way to say "fail" btw, how monocle) "Thats it! No presents on christmas because THATS what christmas is all about! Its about JESUS" My friend was asking for my help finding a date for a mutual friend and specified it couldn't be an atheist because she didn't "want her to be raped or something." US tour with Nickelback. so brave, faith in humanity restored, , etc etc Oh god it works so well. 1000x creepier now. prepare your ass to get raped. Braveness > Faith in humanity * ^Chuck^Testa - Literally Hitler OP, if you're in Linguistics 3101W... 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ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ FUCK YOU I saw "taintless" first and had to re-read that. I look forward to bidding against you on eBay... >####ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ At first, I was like "I see what you did there ", but then I tried it and I got Batman! How cool is that?! What? Pull Me Under is wonderful. repost *~~ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ~~* ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ~~ ~~ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ wait no boobs on this page #### *** *** 2 of the guys at my gym that I see every day recently did a 6 week 20 squat program. I had to watch these dudes do freakin' typical quarter squats for all 6 weeks. All they ever have to say about me is "jeez, you squat so LOW," and that's with me sometimes not quite getting all the way down. I hope that was not you. hmm.. I don't recall seeing you at the last meet Buck0five Really? Mine is.. does that mean If i get rammed it'll feel like a pleasant poop and I won't notice? God I hope I never go to jail. Ok, I'll be the spelling dick . . . Knight **RIDER**. EDIT: I am a moron, to me apparently Your really trying hard, either that, or you just like commenting on all my stuff. ಠ Zeppelanoid would probably thinks that's a lie too. 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I've run into too many Batman "fans" that refuse to read the comics. I always have the same reaction: Believe that's the ams gtr... Alpha 12... Do want ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ > handy victory. Thank. You. I watched one episode (the one with the sword and the guy from Star Trek and Schrodinger's friend or whatever) on Hulu after everyone said how awesome it was and I just the entire time. It's common for students to buy computers, camcorders, etc. solely for taking finals and then return them afterwards, retailers hate it but there's nothing they can do. Expect when you return it. If there are ethical concerns some mom-and-pop resellers or service providers can provide loaners. I actually beat the main quest at level 8 using only the first fire spell that you get. I killed [Alduin](/spoiler) with the same spell I used to kill my first Imperial I didn't expect any comment that supports The Church of Scientology to result in positive karma. The one thing Scientology has taught me better than any other belief system is what intolerance feels like. Supporting Scientology usually results in severe We are more active than sex! Thank you for helping me fail my signs test tomorrow Dude. It's a fucking joke. Pretty glad I dropped him week 3 this year [ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ **ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ **](//#magnets) We want to help ease the pressure, not scary her away Clock. Management. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ thanks now im skipping tomorrow ( ) ( )>--■-■ How... could this show ever be anywhere close to being benched? You don't have "bounce my dick off someone's forehead" On his Wiki page it says his genre is Classical neo-classical maybe? Bloat? What bloat? It's a *bootloader.* It's not even in memory once the operating system starts up. Someone's *maintaining* that old, obsolete pile of junk? Now they're creationists *and* anti-vaxxers. That made me lol but I hope you don't actually hate her the way a white supremacist would. My idea of Australian people has been blown to pieces. "Till I Cum" thieves? I can understand coining it classical (or neo-classical, which is better) if it has the same characteristics and performance styles as music from the classical period. But when it's trailer music (as my friend called classical) then I get all Ha, I really hate to say this, but I can almost never talk about music with someone for more than a minute without getting all . Now I feel really really bad for English majors that have to listen to and read everybody's terrible grammar all day long. So....much....chaffing.... an lol? ═╤╤╤╤╦═╤═╦╦╦╦╦╤══╦╦╦╤═╦══╤╤╦╤╤═╦╦═╤╦╤╤╤═╦╦╤═╦╦═╤╦═══╤╦╦╦╤╦═╦╦╦══╤═╦╗ ╚╩════╩╧╧═╩═╧╩╧═╩═╩═╧╧╧╩╧╧╩╩╧═╩═╧╩═╧═╩╧╩═╩╩╧╩╧╧╩══╧╩╩╩╧╩╩╧╩╧═╧╩═╧═╩╧═ Your drunk list understands men better than men understand men also what floor are you on? theres like at least four redditors on 4D, im gonna feel retarded if you're one of them twice... Looks used LOL!!! We have this problem, as well, they keep digging/chewing at our carpets. Someone's suggested a product called 'sour apple', but if our rabbits were unaffected by tobasco sauce, I doubt sour apple will help much Please note that we did water down the tobasco a little, but you could still distinctly smell it. We were also able to keep them outside the entire summer (our backyard is enclosed), and they ate all our Haustas, which they're not supposed to like . They were also able to dig a HUGE burrow into a mound of dirt we had set-aside to do some gardening with. This must have been the BEST summer of one of our rabbits' life because she was just covered in dirt. Think of a white rabbit mining, lol. Yeah, he plays that too. ═╤╤╤╤╦═╤═╦╦╦╦╦╤══╦╦╦╤═╦══╤╤╦╤╤═╦╦═╤╦╤╤╤═╦╦╤═╦╦═╤╦═══╤╦╦╦╤╦═╦╦╦══╤═╦╗ ╚╩════╩╧╧═╩═╧╩╧═╩═╩═╧╧╧╩╧╧╩╩╧═╩═╧╩═╧═╩╧╩═╩╩╧╩╧╧╩══╧╩╩╩╧╩╩╧╩╧═╧╩═╧═╩╧═ Looks fused Oh, I didn't get your sophomoric sarcasm before. It was so subtle. So don't take girls to dinner and a movie, but coffee and lunch ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ >1. Fuck me in the ass I think I'm going to take a break from it Well I mean I do...**YES!!!** No, I think he did it figuratively. yeah, remember that Orange Bowl? Again, ........ your the type a guy at the strip club and leans over to your buddy and says " wow she is so hot, too bad her dad left her at the age of 7" Drop them/put them up all over yuor house instead, that way you'll actually see them in 3D. Seems more logical. Hehe, he made him apolog--.... i see what you did there That's frowned upon. Thanks a lot, Bin Laden Did you just relate being a slow learner to being gay or black? No trading. ಠ_ಠ your use of ... Autism Simulator You had a 69 with a silly pig ! He definitely is dogs 4 life if he's willing to go that far. I've seen this picture so many times and so many people claiming it Right.... those Bosniaks at Srebrenica just dug a hole and climbed into a mass grave for fun. This would have been much better, if he just said "fuhss" as an attempt of saying the first part of unrelenting force. Not nail the whole damn Thu'um right after birth. I am so, so glad that they skipped over that particular transformation in the film. ლ( ლ) Oh I'm guilty! Until I get too hot, can't stick a limb out, panic while I'm frantically searching for an opening almost like I'm being born again. Which results in me tossing the covers off on him and getting this look If he asked the question in english, how come they all responded. don't be creepy UNC Fan my ex asked me; "Is 90 kmph as fast in a normal car as it is in a sports car?" Great, now the AT&T customers will get the phone before us Verizon customers. I was asked what the URL was for Salesforce.com "You'd do WHAT to find the answer?! " wadsworth x 2. This guy really likes his intros Agreed. Looks fused your friend is a fucking gae basher! I don't think anyone who has ever made one of these has lived in a third world country The only reason why they are out of the limelight is because they have been replaced by Justin Beiber . So in all honestly, I will put up with Justin Beiber being famous for the sake of someone worse not having a chance at fame. Cherish. She went to my school You forgot to grin stupidly while clapping. And then, after a month of break i watch his stream and what i see? He is jungling NUNU with 0/3 score Not sure if i should lol or . Bachmann Because that's called pedofphelia, and it's wrong. Breast implants have to be "updated" every few years, the same way botox, eye-lifts and other plastic surgery procedures do. Giving small children those kinds of treatments would, aside from being psychologically damaging, be completely financially unreasonable, as well as cause severe back problems. It's not a big truck! ur Your "source" is Yahoo Answers? You're right " ": the lazy man's way to internet points Working hard are we? Agree. Ever since the "patch" I've seen some GLITCHY shit go down. Also, I love how going prone next to a wall will show your feet out the other side of it, and if someone shoots your feet on the other side of the wall...you die ... 7 hours w/o food and a bathroom and they lived!? I don't know man, sure most of the spells are cool but you have to use cloth armor and-- oh. yur Memebase, huh? only because i love the cookie monster face, have an upvote. you guys i've found the positive vote land This happened to me too! "Oh Vector Marketing? Sounds kinda *badass*" Then I went on the internet to look it up. And it doesn't take $100 bills Yo conozco ese equipo (maquína). Fue diseñado para que no se cayera. Realmente se tenia que batallar para tirarlo... Convenient that Come on Google, I want a face! you guys i've found the negative vote land hurr ... stop trolling, Jesus ** ** Every time I have said that, they have come back with "God made it so our brains couldn't comprehend his magnificence." purr If you can remotely bring yourself to judging my intelligence based on something I posted on reddit, you sir, are the fool. Not I. As far as my comment of " " goes, I was unimpressed and unsurprised at your association of trolling and WoW. Trolling is a art, sir. Also, WoW was never really my thing. Someone at Google has a mannequin fetish. TURKA JERBS! How to you have Audie Murphy? Did you dig him up or something? #### What eye? ** ** Seriously? You just called someone a hypocrite for expressing their views on the forum dedicated to those views just because it happens to be defaulted. How 'bout no? I came here just to say exactly that! My bf's character is a duel-wielding dark elf named Drizzt, he has only found 1 scimitar to enchant so far though! Didn't realize everyone else had the same idea... My GF (20 years of age) and I (25 years of age), were walking through Victoria Secret, and we found their "pink" collection (marketed towards young girls 14-17) and there was a thong that said: "Unwrap Me for Christmas". We were both like ಠ_ಠ, ... Secretly (you can tell by our age difference ;)) I was: >:) The Life Aquatic OF Steve Zissou? Priorities? I see a quest marker. $330 for antelope! >Definitely better than having a little Hope. Definitely Saaaame boat here man, same boat here. I have no idea why Sam is having sex with me in the first place... Now if only you'll muster up enough passive aggressive courage to send this to him. Cool. I got a Ball python too. He's a big baby though, and is scared of everything. Even frozen thawed mice TURR DUU KENN! Wow. That's a pretty sweet fucking deal. I hope at that price and that early you grabbed more than one pair. I paid 340 for two So if an average worker makes $30,000.00 annually - a CEO brings in $14,250,000.00 annually? Let's bring the average American income down to 20k - CEO then makes $9,500,000.00 annually? Hmm...still awfully high - average American income at 10k - CEO makes $4,750,000.00 annually? HA DO KEN! HA BER DASH! BALD HER DASH! This was on /F7U12 a few weeks ago. Not only wrong subreddit, but stolen comic. Not cool. FUS RO DAH They were glass morning stars I laughed so hard I came rainbows At 4000g per day, assuming he/she restocks gold once a day, this would take at least 25 days. Hinga Dinga Durgen Until you invade and he gives you the "come hither" action while still managing to maintain deep eye contact with his sunbretheren. Have you no shame, sir? The look of Disapproval " " comes from the Kannada script Used to play with my boyfriend and then we broke up. The guy is wearing an affliction shirt, with the front tucked in to show the belt buckle For some reason I do this with SoulStealer all the time. Just this one hero too, nobody else. Saw that this video was in Kannada. Got superexcited. Automatic upvotes, and obligatory . This version was only released 7 years ago Yeah poor guy indeed...not like a guy would ever want to be sucked up... That girl on the left... I can't help but notice her ribcage is, um.. kind of scary. Looks at *both* your user names. It was about 4am and my friends and I were on our way home after a night of shenanigans. In the middle of the highway is a guy with his hazard lights on, just sitting in his car. We pull up to him and ask if everything's alright or if he needs help, but he doesn't understand us. Then one of our friends started speaking Korean (the driver of this mysterious parked car is Asian, it all makes sense now!) to him and the guy said he was just reading the newspaper. There are better, safer places to do that. As much as I want to say " ", WIER MUSSEN DIE JUDEN AUS ROTTON! >So everyone who's been sexually assaulted is all, "it's cool, I'm used to it" now? I don't think so. When I was in elementary school, we didn't have computers Skyrim with 51% as of now... I read in the comments that Bethesda put it up on their facebook... ** ** When I worked IT for a branch campus, I had to help tons of early education majors use this program. These are 20-40 year olds who needed me to walk them through using Kid Pix, while they complained about how hard their degree is FOOS RO DAH I was hoping there would be 1 left since only 1 person thanked OP Surprised I didnt win "The Apple iCam is a concept camera by Italian designer Antonio DeRosa that imagines a future where cameras are modular and powered by smartphones." ** ** But Xenosaga Episode I: Dur Wille Zur Macht was good. In the car with my mom, she says: "This is relevant to my interests." I don't respond and she goes, "Why don't you laugh at my reddit jokes?" Mile 8 to 9... Haha this is an interesting ama. I came here expecting to click your picture and triumphantly declare you a man, but as it turns out you're a girl . Anyway, onto the question.. I've noticed this at Chinese places. Once I went to a new Chinese place, got something I normally get somewhere else to find a big heap of Peanuts on it . Fuzzy little manpeach. I work at Five Guys in PA, and some family left EVERYTHING on their table, but they left a tip.... thinking we were fuckin' Perkins or something . I was 20 #### You're a terrible brother-in-law "God" sacrificed his own son to appease his own anger For starters, don't beg for money Our kickoff coverage is truly atrocious Stanford If you paid attention to the rage comic I was playing the role as a stereotypical redditor in the eyes of this OP. I fixed his typo in an asshole manor and then called him an asshole for making it in the first place. I shit you not a friend used to own that domain, before it became what it became. He let it expire. Nice pickups! Who the heck down voted you??? Muppet hater... only girls put themselves in pictures Well, sort of. I Fus'd her out of the air, and then she stopped swimming. Unfortunately, she was now walking a few feet above the ground Which ironically a blacksmith makes better. Looks *closely* at username. I just imagined you laughing hysterically, when suddenly your weed looks up at you like this as it silently sprouts wings and flys away while you look on in a high stupor. ಠ_ಠ gonna Hollister... Quite critical for someone with a two-snapshot Flickr stream. Doing good and being smug about it? While I do agree with you that Fi is more annoying than Navi, I feel like you jumped from Navi being "greatly exaggerated" to a gross exaggeration of how annoying Fi is. Really made me There are a lot of hidden overview gems like this. Now if the overview settings were stored on the server instead of the client....... I'm not putting pics of my mom onto the interwebz... I got kicked out of Catholic High School for questioning my Religion teacher and she reported to the principal that "He is lost and cannot be recovered, he is a bad influence on other students" And to China, nonetheless... I would hope you wouldn't be starting college with a degree already... Looks at username. why did she count before she turned it on? Being smug about any shit you say... hey fuck you im readng though it am now shitting bricks i read it all and the moreenmathers journal is there anymore this story is great is there more? :/ An Irishmen? ಠ_ಠ_ ಠ_ಠ_ Thought this was supposed to be Malcolm in the middle or something related. However I shall go fuck myself instead . I was in boot camp. She got the lead in the school play (Cinderella). Told me through letters that she was worried because they had a scene where she had to kiss Prince Charming. I, being the good boyfriend that I was, told her not to worry, that I understand that it's just a play, and that it's her life to act, and that I wasn't worrying about it, that I know she'd never do me wrong. A month later, she dumps me for the guy who played Prince Charming... Dude sorry for that idiot. You are now the reason I am signing up for a rematch. I didn't think I had the money. But my anger tells me feck it. Buying someone a rematch gift now will feel to me like I am kicking this person in the proverbials :) Anger gifts,yay!! You're not kidding... If you remember your first beer then its really not your first beer. NOPE NOPE NOPE ...and gag You really did! your username This reminds me of this kid at my high school who was caught masturbating in the library. Twice. At a Catholic School. I heard that after I graduated he was elected the president of his grade. **NOW** it will. Way to go man. ** ** Why would anyone ever put something random they found in his mouth looks like a lightning, tornado, and eruption shit storm. Yeah, I live in Slovakia and my mom is still convinced capitalism is the worst bullshit ever At first I was like " " but then I was like "ah, cool." Wearing boots like that How does one learn about such a phrase like "I'm gonna fill you up with my hot load of cum"? in everyday conversation? Which was on Sickiedia before that. I'm a face and hair model, actually. Uh, excuse me sir, that's a circlet, not a tiara. Wikipedia this gives "TWINKIE THE KID" a totally new meaning S/he forgot to capitalize "god". S/he's going to hell It's unlikely given the distance, but don't try coming to Australia if things ever *do* get to that stage. "We"'ll just send you back. super-cookies First thing you learn is to *never* report bullying. Terrible, terrible idea. It'll just make it worse. You can't retaliate overtly either, because then *you're* the one that gets punished. ** ** Quick, downvote this man for his opinion! The proof *of* the pudding *is in the eating* seriously, intolerant minority of redditors? this is why we can't have nice things ~~**ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ !!!!!**~~ Also tries to trademark the postures themselves I thought that was sweet until I saw your username You did not fix anything. You just replaced a word with a synonym. At first I was all, , but then I lol'd. about fucking time.   Gee thanks for reassuring us of this fear. how does this have 173 upvotes Wow that looks disgusting! people actually eat that shit? Still broken for me after the update Aka, my boyfriend Loving him is difficult at times... Get into the habit of asking yourself if you need the bathroom between matches? I can't believe I need to offer this advice Picture 2: NOT ON REDDIT. Same. I love the post...but it should be a link to the Gerber page; NOT a picture Condoms? Heard of them? They're the latest craze. Because everybody on the internet is white. I know two people personally in this picture... Please link directly to photo instead of to a blog entry with ads, especially since this particular image is not original. It's been posted on other sites before it was posted on "Evil Hoop". You do *what?* unavoidalib...- Fuck I can't spell it... Is that 234.14 or 23,414? High off his ass *on what?* Is it just me or does that new sliding interface look just like 'Path'. How original! You should focus on the actual offensive comments...if there are any. Negro candy is an actual candy and the person holding it up is clearly the poster and, well, one of us negroes showing a classic expression of disapproval on his face. Ten year piano player here. I can confirm this. We had a piano in the band room of my highschool that I would usually play in the mornings before classes. Random people would come over and ALWAYS do this: "Hey dude, can I play for a sec?" "Uuuh... sure." *Proceeds to play Heart & Soul* Son of a... Gee, I wonder how you could have used a topic you participated in as an example of something other than it is. ''For the love of god'' On /r/Athiesm Well, MAYBE... just maybe, I posted this on 9gag, then shared it right here? hmm? Hmm? funnily enough, Bimbo is also regarded as a racist term towards blacks in German speaking countries That's what I was thinking. How does one know if this is official? Just carry a homemade flyer with you and paste it to any meter you park at. You: "But, officer! What about this very formal looking notice absolving me of any fee obligations?" Officer: " " I don't want to talk about it oh sweet jesus Why would you upload it to 9gag and then download it off there and upload to reddit . If you already had the file (you know like if you actually made it) you would have just used that one. My most worn key is... A. ლ( ლ > It seems someone chose to jump the ship. No honor points for him. 没事。那么……不要过头，否则你在睡眠中会死去了。 Seems like a lot of people have seen this on campus. You're gonna get some use out of checking whether someone is really out cold or just faking it? Subconsciously, you may already be warning us of your true intentions: "everybody step back" How many posts are titled " " on reddit? > just have to wait and see what happens over the next 20 years I had just wandered over to XXChromosomes for some reason, and was reading a thread about girls dealing with their periods. I had to go back and check the context for this one... Whenever I make latin rage with proper grammar, it stagnates but this get hundreds of upvotes Waitaminute... "Roomies and I"... you aren't the dog, are you? Not sure when the next competition is on. I tend to only find out about them on the 2nd day of them or so ###ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ WE'RE WATCHING YOU, FIGGOTS#### Now I look stupid thanks to this elusive & amp ; thing. First Dr Pepper takes over my South Park, now my CFB... "Then don't get a dog." Yeah I was just clarifying it for you. I'm very glad I'm in my apartment alone right now Worse audio than before.. I probably shouldn't find this as sexy as I do. * * I live in Virginia, and a former boss who had traveled worldwide with NBC News said women would throw babies or children at you, then kids would pickpocket you while you were otherwise occupied. He counseled that you had to swat the kid down like Shaq and then beat the hell out of the kids to get them away from you. #### Welcome to Reddit, where you get downvoted for asking a serious question on an AMA. Comic Sans I am part of the rise, and i laughed at that joke - not encouraging the thought, though "I hadn't even heard of Samus until SSB." Fucking 90's babies. 90's babies everywhere. ...Of course they do, are you under the impression that this is something "naughty" and/or "game breaking?" ಠ_ಠ!!!!ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ! !!!!!!! ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ! ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ, ? ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ... ! ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ? ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ . 3 time seeing this on reddit ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ? ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ... ... ಥ_ಥ..... ಠ_ಠ? ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ. ಠ_ಠ . ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ! ಠ益ಠ Of course not, they say CH100 here in California. I mean, of course I wouldn't know anything about these types of forms... ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ !!!!!!!!!!!! Mi intención fue únicamente poner los montos en perspectiva. La chacha nunca es güera... Did anybody really think OP was being serious... No, it didn't. There's something other than the Matrix? I'm not sure you can find daedric weapons. Took me to level 50 just to find daedric arrows ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ!!!!!!!!!!!! ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ! ಠ_ಠ !!! ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ!!!!!!!!ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You give POLITE_ALL_CAPS_GUY a bad name... You should be ashamed of yourself. 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S/he said: "If you're not sure whether you raped someone, you probably raped someone. " ) Do you have any statistics to back that statement up? Yeah way to be off base. You're comparing something as serious as rape... To a video game. Where are the stones!? Before I saw it, someone described it to me as "Ultimately Uplifting." I'm really glad that they got around to fixing up that art. #### I was wondering if anyone could tell me the font i need to to see the I see what you did there I do something somewhat similar to that. I put things that I normally don't need next to things I will definitely look for and pick up. For example, if I need to bring a check to school, I will put it on top of my cellphone, so I see it when I pick up my cellphone. If I forget my cellphone.... You made me stare at nuts. Isn't Toronto Sun written at a grade 5 reading level? Why are you reading that shit? >"Then don't get a dog." The man is asking for a puppy, not a dog try and keep up. I read this on another message board one time and couldn't help but LOL and ..... "Hitler's attempt to wipe out the gypsies was arguably his most noble effort". You're right about prioritizing the squishies over the tanks, which I do when they're in range. But this Blitz was telling me to dive past an alistar to shoot a brand . achm... either im blind, or I dont see the hose .... Well, I guess I do now. Too far man. Saw a hummer once with LOL MPG ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ . ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ That's why I never said it was the best option. Why do you have Soulstealer ultimate while you're still laning? When I was a naively trusting 16-year-old [read as: a normal person ] my family and I went on a vacation to Florida. So much so that it contaminates the good porn What if the final answer is a negative number? AGAIN NUMBER 1! Why are you asking a 17 year old. EG buys Korean... Then talks shit when Korean beats foreigner Somewhere between panel 2 and 3 she grew a full head of hair. Hummer with Gulf colors  Do you stop by the Creationism Museum on your way out? Hmm, it seems that the owl has bitten of more than he can chew eh? Strange thing though, I was listening to Nookie by Richard Cheese, and the owl was munching in time with the instruments in the song I only play 4v4's for warmup before hitting 1v1 ladder and I can swear, every diamond player I get teamed up with is bronze/silver or not playing 1v1 at all that's just him shift clicking away a marine from his control group Not sure if smart or troll At first I was like, "that's prob his girlfriend and he's a troll" and then I was like " ". I moonlight at grammar police. "comming" What I wouldn't give to meet someone my age that listened to Pink Floyd. Or knew who they were. A bit crass, mate. About 3 or 4 years ago I lent all of my Xbox games to a friend 'cuz ours had broken. He had them for a while, but I didn't give a shit; I couldn't play them. He IMed me a few weeks before he moved and asked if he could sell the games for some money. I said fuck no, and he immediately responded by saying he already had. I got pissed and he wrote it off as a joke, but I never again saw those games. ಠ_ಠ people who talk in the theatre You named it yourself. No, the one you found just had a random number for no reason whatsoever... Well, after you got the ceiling ripped off you'll need only a **pair of legs** to run upstairs...( nevertheless maybe its not so simple for all of us) Below this it's 2x as much. People are halving the amount they give as more go along? what EXACTLY is the description at the bottom saying * * Whoa...episode 79 did NOT have a lot of yelling? My friends did this with hawaiian punch... So wrong I'm an Asian girl. 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Jolly Rancher That is *not* the registry number of the uss xmas. " 'Arguing that "I never said it WASN'T a copy' is christian logic." My last name means "Son of Hans". My father's name is Harald Republican gang signs...be careful. (Wait, they tipped one dollar?? ) The worst part is that there was an injury on this play so officials had several minutes to review it, just as they do with every scoring play. The others post self posts so they aren't karmawhoring, just contributing to clogging up r/all. Your on the other hand is a imgur link Holy shit you guys! You gotta watch Community tonight! ... there's a hot woman in it not wearing panties... or stand outside and make a You're sick of esptebow.com and nfltebow.com aren't you? I'm on ESPN right now and they spent 30 minutes on him That's even worse. Hell, I'd be OK with adopting Europe's million-billion system if it meant they'd stop writing things like 23,597% to mean a little less than 24%. i sense sarcasm, but this is reddit and we all hate EA here. Not sure what to think dat url Nobody in England says "Schooled". There is 3 pokeballs... My last name is Wood... So many people ask if I'd name my kid Morning. Die in a fire I'm glad I live near there... Good job linking us to the post and not the one comment out of 875 we're looking for. this cat is all like: so was that replay... World Boxing Council? Westborough... muffet, not muff. Who's ever heard of a muff of tea. Downvote? Srsly!? Last name Torres-Towers You misspelled habit. Well he's not really earning any Karma out of this. But he is taking up bandwidth, Did we just win 2 CONSECUTIVE challenges? . We better win this fucking game. thread asks for racists, self admitted racist gets downvoted. What do you have against mentally challenged people pleasuring themselves? I didn't steal anything My dog likes to watch Micheal Bay's Transformers . Only the first one though. This thread is full of ** ** gah when i added ya you still had one left He already took their tags...does he really need to tea bag them? lol ...and yet beautiful, naked, women breasts are what's really offensive, and a threat to our children and morals. perhaps perhaps, maybe we even played in band together at one point? ═╤╤╤╤╦═╤═╦╦╦╦╦╤══╦╦╦╤═╦══╤╤╦╤╤═╦╦═╤╦╤╤╤═╦╦╤═╦╦═╤╦═══╤╦╦╦╤╦═╦╦╦══╤═╦╗ ╚╩════╩╧╧═╩═╧╩╧═╩═╩═╧╧╧╩╧╧╩╩╧═╩═╧╩═╧═╩╧╩═╩╩╧╩╧╧╩══╧╩╩╩╧╩╩╧╩╧═╧╩═╧═╩╧═ yay Japan. Most of these are from the USA Tell me the mod's name and I'll have him nailed up beside you And what would this documentary be called? I have a feeling I have seen it on Reddit before... But I really want to see it NOW. You don't even have the textbook yet? My friend and I went to a fast food burger joint, I was siting in the passenger seat. The people working were extremely obese. I started saying "fat fuckers" out loud, my friend gives me the . I start yelling it, assuming the drive through window was closed. It wasn't. My friends head was in the way. Never saw the open window until we received our food. Bonesaw? Come visit the Gulf... brought to you by the company that ruined it. Gapping Who said I was in the passing lane Any post that is just " ". It contributes fuck-all. Holding onto someones foot as someone else tries to pull them up is not productive Third one down.... Racing simulator with arrow keys... balls sodomy BP True there may be information there, but nothing worth muddying up your prime realestate in the bass range for. Cut them and save it for the Kick and Bass (or Guitars if you're a "badass" metal band ). When I play BF3 this comes up a lot. Even worse, sometimes it doesn't even ask me, it just changes it. I don't like going there because I seem to go up a bra size every time I step foot in that store. I'm like one size away from only being able to buy stuff online. (not from weight gain either, thanks Birth Control ) I hate it. I want my boobs to be small and awesome again. Every time I have to buy a new bra in general I'm just reminded that I am a walking giant balloon monster. Uncle Crassius, you ARE part of House Hlaalu... You look average but.... what is your right hand doing.... You were running a $1000 dollar desktop via VGA? Necrophilia? Awesome grammar there buddy. what little faith in humanity I have has now been lost. His username.... That's a serial COM port( ), note the fact that it only has 9 pins and not the 15 your VGA cable has. So let me get this straight. You don't like Obama, because you can't understand what his policies are? It's middle-ages Scandinavia, fuck do you expect? This is so easy to script. "You can bet Kevin Gilbride already knew what the 2 point conversion play would be" runs shotgun draw Severio Palagia mysteriously died and I got his inheritance... all 100 septims. Interent Wtf was with that lady with the beer? 3:31 Yeah, USM got screwed. Christmas eve in Hawaii against a 7-5 team that was #2 in WAC. The first time I heard a guard say this, I was equipped with a curved sword. I thought to myself: "I walk by you everyday, how have you not noticed MY curved sword?" ....................... Requires Flash Player This shit was still on the front page for me when you decided to repost it here. And higher pickpocket skill means more loot you can't offload This doesn't rhyme . Seriously. My little cousin did this. First I was like O_O then I was like My parents used to own this clown puppet/statue, my dad would tell my brothers and I stories about how the clown killed his previous owners and that's why he had red all around his mouth. He told us it was the blood of the people he killed. He also said that they tried getting rid of the clown by throwing it away at a garbage dump but when they got home the clown was back in the house. He reinforced this by moving the clown around the house at night. He said if we weren't good the clown would kill us and drink our blood. Now I sound racist No masturbating in public.. complains about a repost and then gives a link to a repost What, like a fraternity house? You just walked around a house full of horny college dudes to tell them a story about my boner? WHAT KIND OF FRATERNITY IS THIS?? Be brave! The internet is with you, lucky girl. And tell your sister that I say to be nice with you! Seconded: What's that? Nebraska travels well? MOAR MONEY! om nom nom #20 vs #9 The chicken has a spell so when you attack it, it turns an entire town on your ass.  Be ware of the Chicken. Alright this circlejerk has gone just far enough thank you. I can't believe this crap is going to be on the front page. A friend of mine had one of these shirts. He wore it backwards though, which caused much followed by much more laughter. definitely? I can't imagine why she would let you down Pedobearsbloodycock... No sabia que Quintana Roo y BCS fueron creados en el 74 Dell towers... This scene actually made me throw up as a child, imaging actual blood and sweat being mixed in that cake. This movie scared the fuck out of me... " " You lied. Well, people here in Wisconsin seem to think they are ಠ_ಠ^ ಠ_ಠ^ I was taken to sushi places often as a little kid and loved the food, some thought it was weird that my parents would let me eat that. Apparently what you are SUPPOSE to do is bring the child fast food to eat while you are there. wtf Yeah, really don't do that. It was more than a little unnerving when my brother came into the living room from the kitchen where he'd been cleaning and asked me to google what happens when you mix bleach and ammonia. Our high school mascot is the indians. Every freaking team we play, this shit... I think you just won the internets for today spoiler alert, you missed it He wasn't "ok." He's a quadriplegic. And is that a blurred out porn pic on her laptop? A decent example I can think of is HIMYM. Not real aunts and uncles You should have 'd me. The title didn't translate what I intended with it -__- Your girlfriend was bent over in that position in her underwear for you for a decent length of time and you didn't do anything else about it other than try get karma? A year and a half with my gf and I still wouldn't let that opportunity slide... or well... I would let it slide... in... whatever fuck you guys this sucks. My face when... Tacoma... I guess I should stop joining games and alt-tabbing to surf reddit Yoda talk that is not... Squier... . Ahh, just jesting we all start somewhere. ** ** When do you turn it off? That seagull is like Because none of the above supports the leftist agenda of the OP. Downvote for NSFW link when it is obviously not. 1500 on the old or new SAT? It was never a group. Really? Someone unleash the 4chan duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude Fucking scrub guards. lol wtf is this - made me instantly think of THE WALKING DEAD tvshow. "New Zeland"...... even more here It's definitely a much bigger hindrance than a 'power'. Now, Stage 2 and Stage 3 vampirism is actually pretty good because those levels of Vampire's Servant are actually useful (stage 1 Vampire Servant I couldn't even raise a dead Stray Dog ) and Vampire's Seduction is a great panic button. You know what the creepiest fucking thing about this is, is that I clicked on this link not knowing of the contents, only to find out that it was a scene from Home Alone 2, and I shit you not, **THAT EXACT FUCKING SCENE** was playing on my tv damn near almost as it started playing on youtube... I think it was on YTV, but it fucking weirded me out... ** ** You assume too much I DID NOT KNOW YOU GOT RID OF DUBBERS!!! DO NOT APPROVE. ...I couldn't watch it...I got scared...she sounded like an alien...aliens are fucking scary, man. I dont think that " " means what you think it does *"ACCIO MOTHAFUCKIN' APOCALYPSE WAND.* " -Everyone 22 here, took the 2400. Wat This is an All world problem Why isn't this being upvoted to the heavens? oooh yeeeaaah, ironically I wanted to get one of those nifty little contraptions after seeing the first episode of the new higurashi >Hole 1 at Jungle Golf in florida. **Twat** like this? This face has never been so relevant. You know what you did. Anyone else immediately remember a semi-meme from the early 00s? 'Every time you masturbate god kills a kitten'? You vastly over estimate their chances. 5th place is not out of the question That's disgusting Totally! Thanks for the em.. cand aveam < 18 ani aveam 1.80 si aproape 80 de kile We have to pay for a lot of things that are state run in Europe is that possible... Ah, thanks. Accuracy might help if I'm trying to make a point. nope, haven't in 2 days ...fucking semantic ass internets. 10 paragraphs of 'Bama hard-on and I stopped reading. Did he actuall get to is Sugar Bowl point or did he just keep defending 'Bama and the BCS? I'm pretty sure there's a switch in there that makes the glass opaque. It's supposed to be that new new thing in glass technology. That still doesn't cover the sounds of the bowel movement though . My boyfriend says: "Goku" All it is so far is a collection of videos on how to kill Lydia. All I see is ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ I remember when I thought reposting links from front page was cool... . That's a terrible shade of orange.... *Gilligan!!!* Sounds like he lacked not only situational awareness, but awareness all together. If he didn't care, then . Not mutually exclusive So you were diving on the interstate? Really? Oooh. Sounds handy. Does it mold to different formats or does it have a few built-in? It's definitely something we could look into, but first we have to get people to pay more attention to the words they are putting down on the paper. It's very annoying as the new guy noticing glaring contradictions from much more senior staff . Has anyone cared to mention that this is a product of DISNEY!! Are you really expecting it to be remotely realistic/bad-ass? When my aunt first saw Tremors (awesome, mindless cult classic), she said she didn't really like it much because it "wasn't very realistic." What part of giant, homicidal worms chasing Kevin Bacon through the desert do you not get!!? What's so about that? It's happening in a lot of places. Here and Now- Nickelback November 21st Nah, be an Android DEV it's free vs Apple where you have to pay to create the app = = >that it was harder to go the the NCG from the SEC than it would be from the BigXII. 5 months later... 2 teams in the same division in the SEC in the NCG. Can we please stop using as a title? It's not even clever anymore. Who quantifies RAM in bits? If he worked at a computer store wouldn't he use the much more recognizable (to the average consumer) bytes? Unless they specifically did this to trick people into thinking they're getting a lot of memory Same here "Not black people" ... Probably one of the most annoying things about this game More like It's a trial version marketed as an indie pack . I originally had "I'd rather use IE than FX ," but I anticipated someone saying, "If you developed websites, you'd rather use FX than IE." I only added the qualifier to back up my statement a little. It's the slow speed of Firefox that gets me. There are three posts with the title " " on the front page of r/wtf right now. Please come up with another title. 733 up votes for a repost How did I get 185 downvotes? I read 'Nasus in briefs' I was optimistic for the Sugar Bowl. Why man, why? "Your generosity is affecting our ability to run a website". ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ I tried to tell my friends this and they replied, " No, because when it named itself, it wasn't called the brain, so the brain didn't name itself." How to F can you drag a corpse INTO a building? Opened a sandwich from Arby's once. Ate some of it. Never again. . I don't even associate with people who eat Arby's on a regular basis. base. twat or maybe she's going to do the stabbing Hey. Could have been worse. Could have said cock-ring of fap. This is a horrible trick to play on dyslexics No Maxi My brother used to work at Honda and they would always cut the decal so it say I <3 my Ho See what? Good to know! No idea why they kept doing that then must have been ANOTHER group. I swear that JA JA JA haunted me. Can't we all just get along!? Well, sadly WoW shoulders survived And they call themselves Muslims. Never once said it was worse than Skyrim. My point was that, for one reason or another, the interfaces in Elder Scrolls games have been pretty terrible. Having to mouse over potions, scrolls (note: I'm talking about the **physical item**. As in, I want to buy/sell this scroll or move it from one inventory to another ) was a tedious chore, and a big enough inconvenience for me to really hate the interface. I knew a lot of programmers/technical people that twisted the meaning of this and used it as a way to *ensure* their jobs. I refuse to look at the rest after the first one You guys are amazing. B4 the match there were predictions of 0-4 win and all and I was like I am ashamed of being such a pessimistic fan. having said that, he's getting his 3 game ban for sure. Motorola Black One that is no where near chicago I don't know . **I thought I was helping.** Forgive my youthful ignorance. Yes! I went to Kyoto a few weeks ago and was really disappointed. I saw so many pictures of an ocean of red leaves, and then when I went... nothing. Although I think in part it was because I was simply too early. And thank you! I read this as: "Mobile Evacuation Vans in China", then I clicked the link... When did I say I don't support the 2nd amendment right? What is wrong with you. why did you come here and then refuse to take any advice? I hated the cats speech impediment, it ruined the entire film for me. "Shawntehclaiwwwuh!" . >PS. I read about "It's still a body fluid". So is spit and you practically drink that when kissing. Is the referring to the image, or the misguided caption? Too old ok you guys, enough about our injured knees. whats important is those guys from hammerfell? they have curved swords.... *curved swords* It would be more awesome, OP, if you didn't delete your comments while I was responding to them. They plague Concordia, UQAM, UdeM and basically all of downtown, as well. I read it as orgasm first and got all confused Occupy library ಠಠ Perhaps at first, I will be all , but then I will be all :D So, doing drugs in the park and *not* bathing is *healthy*!? ( ) Looks like winter is... ( )>--■-■ How is a 12 month planner BIFL? That's how I feel too. My hand usually isn't SO far down (as you can see by my left thumb), but it's the best shooting position for me. But hey, at least wags_01 is giving constructive criticism, not like narcedmonkey (guy on the bottom of the page ) Snails stay out of the law library please . As others have said... fertility has *nothing* to do with the transmission of STD's. That's ancient aliens voodoo shit right there. This is really quite fucked. What in hell are paypal thinking? I hope that reddit gets behind this. Probably the image. Too many people that use don't understand sarcasm. I like how their comment form has right aligned labels... I was listening to one of the Muppets song when my friend comes in and just stares at the laptop with a weird look, she thought for a moment I had a fetish with muppets porn moms was tighter [](/c28 " ") I think the is directed towards the caption. so you *want* to show other men your penis? ####ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ This is my first year doing SS and I didn't know I had the option to stalk my match?!?!? I did buy her reddit gold and a gift already. What a minute, that means y SS has been stalking me . Excuse me while I go delete some things :) Read this as "The perfect pasta water should taste like semen." I.... have nothing else to say, but I wanna continue glaring disapprovingly. Whatever you do, DO. NOT. TELL. YOUR. GIRLFRIEND. If you want to continue dating her, I'm all for telling the truth but some shit just needs to remain unsaid. If her mum brings it up, deny it! she was drunk and probably doesn't remember all that well and if you deny it she will start doubting it herself. On a related note, my so said he would do my mum last night, I 'd hard. haha! i find the most effective way when i have no idea is to just copy and paste every new symbol i see into a word document on my desktop. but as for what actually causes that... no clue. but have fun with that ...this is how the internet ends. As an avid snipers player, hemorrhage has destroyed all benefit of the voting system for me. Such a terrible snipers map and it basically always gets picked It's basically an ascii version of . I don't mind it. Que cuellos tan largos tienen las gallinas Or even worse...triggering a swinging spike gate..only to be stopped by Lydia when you're trying to back up.... ** ** Haha, I agree. It would make another great to :D thread. Especially since it's such a weird sticker anyway--like it's just cut sloppily from some big sheet of stickers. Am I the only one who read that as Herpie Cakes? I can see clearly now I'm working opening day at IKEA Not a single A/B example of a top-aligned label. Yay you used my pokemob skins! And.. didn't.. credit... ... thanks From a downtown-living non-hipster: . That is all. This kind of pisses me off, because imgur kept rotating the picture when I uploaded it, and when I edited it to rotate it 90° counter-clockwise, imgur said it was saved but then it shows up sideways ####So Brave The woman who writes these books lives near me. She went to a local toy store and my friend talked to her, she said she was inspired by a dream she had where her dog started speaking Spanish to her. She doesn't speak Spanish. tore....... >For ~~extra proof you know... ~~ Science If this was said by a 5 year old, it'd be adorable. 12+......... ...Yeah, everywhere in this thread. ლ( ლ) 8===D~~~~ I'm too tired for the ignorance. I'll just leave you with this: no...no... Yes Yes, 20/Ireland, but, also, you, use, the, comma, too; much I'm disappointed I'm the only comment to say that YOU SHOULD NOT SMOKE AND DRIVE!!! ಠ_ಠ it's just as bad as Drunk Driving, it really is especially compounded by the distraction of the passengers when the driver is in an inebriated state. Again ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ** ** That'd be like saying buffalo wings have buffalo in them. deep dude I laugh every time someone spits out "faggot" as a deprecating epithet. The more they use it the more I laugh Players get fined for giving away balls? But he's waiting ***right there*** oh really? Peach juice? I've never trie... oh wait... i see what you did there... Why? Why would it be shaped like this? What makes you think so? It's perfectly round, that's something you learn as a kid - it's not some great conspiracy. You do realize you've just asked two different yes/no questions? Did you just compare Adam Savage to scrappy doo? What a crappy week... Mordekaiser was nerfed to the ground, anyone who ever wanted to play caitlyn got her for free from that PC Gamer Magazine fiasco, Alistar was free from the stupid unchained alistar deal. 3 Champions that are practically useless, AND THERE ARE NO JUNGLERS , the only ones are like riven and sion which aren't really junglers since they fit better in their laning roles (even if riven is tons of fun, i prefer a top laner play her and proceed to wreck shop). why were you on reading page 7 for dildos? Yes i can, easy, look!! .... wait a minute I know that the first time that I did it, I was assuming that I was. Totally realized it when I couldn't mine through an obsidian tower fast enough I'm not angry. And I'm not cripple, opening the door is not even remotely difficult. I don't need someone to do it for me and then act like an arse if I don't say thank you. I never asked. so he spanked you softly while laughing? thats fucking awesome! how has she never seen lord of the rings? maybe cuz my whole family's a bunch of D&D playing geekers(along with myself of course. lol) but cmon. its lord of the rings! u had to have seen it once! 10 seconds on google.... whoa wow everyone's seems to be in the cheery mood. calm down people. geez Imported Canadian Club in a Maryland survival kit? So you would forcefully take the property of others because you personally think that you would have been a better investment? It certainly is a good collection (since it is free), however, it is also very lacking. For example, just take a look under the 24 exercises (under 'E') and all you'll find is one of the 24 exercises Also, I am looking for a bit more variety in composers and style. When I lived in Kingston for a few years, the locals I knew would go on dating sites and local porn sites (yes... *local* porn) looking for people they knew. They actually found their friends and former high school mates "Wonderful" *Dovahkiin use mean look * Did you really call him "Chog"...? How do the people who organize these elections think they can get away with this. I mean 146% is not even subtle anymore . Haha, yeah... kids these days, they probably don't even know what DOS *is*! As a ten year piano student I have grown accustomed to people being ignorant in certain genres of music. That said, just because someone does not know a lot about music does not mean they are stupid. It just means they are ignorant in the matter. Some people don't give a shit about music they just like having noise in the background of their thoughts. People really need to stop being so uppity about music because I'm sure there are things like dance that you would be like "Derr, is ballet the one with the weird shoes n' shit?" In actuality for both: Hate! Intolerance! Prejudice! I just came back here to say it's been over an hour since I read your comment and I am still running my tongue over the faint pain in my right front tooth. So, I did forward port 80, didn't notice a difference. Then, tried what the router suggested (8080), and then gave 80 one last chance and it worked. Not sure why it didn't work the first time. Thanks for the sanity check, though! On a mage. This would be hilarious if it wasn't so incredibly sad My sister's character married Vilkas. He spends his time tidying up around the house and baking pies for her... So you're the one feeding the mold colony under the fridge! awareness is a thing...and this is clearly the most effective and least wasteful way to increase environmental awareness. ! why should i not trying to catch you? it's funny, and mean looking Wants to give beta, but doesn't know any terminology. This makes me think that you might not have been climbing long enough to give reliable advice? How do you type " " on a standard keyboard? I have only ever been able to use it via copy-paste. G gle It still took me a good 15 seconds to see the pipes in the islands . Worked when I needed fluids and anti vomit medication. I Actually do still use it, 23 here. My favorite story about it though is that once I hit 8th grade I once almost failed a spelling test because the dumbass that was grading it could not read cursive really. Dude was listening to music, asked to used headphones and did so. must be a thug because not using headphones on public transit is so illegal or hood or something Whew, at first I read, "I have a mixed daughter and a good daughter..." Attracting stalkers > Really? As someone who bought Minecraft a few weeks ago on android for fifty times that: Fuck Came to Connecticut with my dad to visit our family that lives on the east coast. It was really beautiful, and then we got to the tugboat exhibit......for children Where the heck is Rory? IS HE BLOODY DEAD AGAIN?! This happened to me last night/this morning! well at least a very similar event. It is disgusting but that's harsh and over the top. Well, my first girlfriend at the time is exactly like that, poor hygiene, and even told me that she was taught not to wash there.. WTF ??!! Hahahaha....wait.. Upvoted for inspiring this question, but at first I was like He said as he yelled at me for being mildly annoyed by reposts. Calm yo tits hun. "You don't have a very exciting life if other people getting imaginary points is such a big issue." apparently saying anything on a forum makes it a big issue? you have some pretty screwed up concepts of what big issues are. I dont want to know the things you smell TIL i have a novelty account I feel slightly less guilty for smoking now... Hanging the bananas is VERY wtf. Totally understand that it's probably not always wise to use big headphones in offices, since you should be discrete and stuff, but hey - it has nothing to do with childs. Just caught the from the Khajit in the second-last panel, nice touch! So does committing crimes Wow dude what a dick thing to say. Do you know how close it came to getting him off of death row? ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ I should have used italics and Life gave him lemons. The lemons broke him arm. P.O.D. Really?! Please, let this die. Our professor thought it'd be cool to change things up this year >First, we’ve both very intelligent. Because of the black guy? You're not the only one. I've also had a guy call me a cocktease for rejecting him. Pardon me for being nice and thinking I was making a new friend. ** ** why did you lol in the middle there Who let you out of your cage At first, I thought this was related to the threeway post, and I was all like I love how the fairies try to get out of the bottle when you catch them Haha that's both sad & funny. And, wait.....how do YOU know? When they landed here long ago. Is this honestly what Reddit has been reduced to? Recycling jokes that were on TV fifteen years ago? I am deeply disappointed. Or have someone else sneeze on your dick... Don't MAKE me look that up to see if it exists Looks like you are sucking him back in by his arm...let the ghost be yes, because if you're an atheist you have to belong to /r/atheism. You have to be ignorant to base what an atheist is on one community. Being forced to not collaborate on projects. You mean my boyfriend? Yeah, he has hair everywhere. *Everywhere*. Space Mountain L( )ܠ 40 hour work week and a full time student. Nope not busy at all over here. Thats pretty common with most 12 year olds. "Stop whoring this design," says the person in a blatant whoring of this design. These SC2 vs LoL comments It dissapoints me cause both pulled an amazing amount of viewers for the event, and both are great e sports. I don't get why people want to see one game's popularity rise over another, just doesn't make sense, and it really grinds my gears when people do it as it makes the e sports community look bad imo. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Apparently I was known as a terrible roommate to most of my 'friends' in college because I swore out my Freshman roommate for keeping me up until 6 AM when both my 8 AM and 9 AM classes had tests that day. acepincter says "what?" “best quality European lager beer. ie Becks, Stella Artois, Peroni" Fortunately, we learned and it's not happening anymore. From r/motorcycles re: crowd-sourced reporting of hazards: I think the point to take from this ladies, is that when you cake makeup on, it may look good to you from a mirrors distance away, but when your dates/boyfriends/husbands get close, this is what it looks like to us. So when we say "you really dont need to wear makeup" we aren't trying to be cute and nice, for once we are telling the truth and it actually looks better when you[some of you] don't. I also hate that friggin distinct color difference along the jaw line. *bringing ignment that you need to finish! What are you doing on reddit? Halp This sounds suspiciously like actual science, Sir. The fucks a social contract Maybe you should reconsider your strategy. this picture is older than the internet. no, I did the same thing. Every time I go in there and see 25' for $100, I do this: . Look at this girl trying to get link karma *and* comment karma on the same post. A TL;DR for only one sentence? That's nice Thanks! My ex picked them out ( ) but they still look good for me, so I've kept em. (That and glasses are damn expensive.) I do the same thing If I had a penny for every WTF post titled I'd be able to quit my day job fuck-jobs > The background, my eyes! ლ( ლ) Working + College = No sleep and no social life for me. I work a full 40-hour week while attending school full-time. Only one quarter left of my bachelor's and then I get 6 months off of school before I attend graduate school. When that happens, I can say so long to a job (outside of being a professor's slave) AND sleep for 5-7 years. > So wasn't there a congress man that was going to read all of the names on the list Dude you can't link your *your* email and expect us to see it People had already started waiting in line. This was at 6:30 PM. It doesn't open until 10AM. fix it? I'unno. You could test the embryo/AI tech here first. So they have some 600-year-lag penpals they could at least relate too. Yeah, cause the internet is going to disagree. If I did, I would buy a whole lot of Preparation H. Yeah, I Fus Ro Dah'ed Lydia when she was kneeling and she died Why am I getting an upvote if I don't have a trillion dollars? Is this state that bad that we have to pig out and drink? Why can't they sit on stories like this until he's actually the nominee? me .avi Who needs doctors, lawyers, firefighters, nurses, police officers.... we have engineers You're born with Autism... Diablo 2 reddit server Went to a BCT base that had female drills. By far worst than the female drills. Always felt like they had something to prove to the male privates( ) in training. My specific platoon had an African American drill, with 2 gold front teeth. Drill Sgt Dixon. Meanest bitch i've met in my entire life, even the worst crazy girlfriends are a cake walk after dealing with Dixon for 12 weeks. Yeah, like when someone posts a rage comic that identifies them as female and they get a dozen comments about what an attention whore she is Like I always say, there's a reason there are no girls on the internet. well i guess if a corporation is doing it it's okay... Looks like you guys had a blast.. This is why I don't date! name. ITT gender stereotype reinforcement It really does get annoying. Especially cause lately everyone seems really into incest as a half Japanese... you aren't even making sense now. Dwarf Fortress? (and everyone backs slowly out of the room) ** ** The story was nice but running faster than Spartans with a freakin' gun turret is just... need to watch out for them boner spies, always watching Way to editorialize in the headline. Ahem. * * cannot unsee in my mind Cannot unsee That's cute, but nothing makes /b/ throw up, and you know it. For a second there I thought I was on myspace. For some reason I laughed at this... Lightyears are a measure of distance, not time . I will now look for the other people who have already said this and give their comments an upvote. DVDs... ancient? someone had some serious problems with religious authority growing up You would pass out and start breathing again. My mom used to babysit a girl who did this. That's Purdue ; We're the Hoosiers! So apparently that exists TIL Furthermore it is worth noting that the typical response to the prompt "Tastes sorta like pennies" was with 64.7% of comments (as of the time of this comment) being some variation of this. Hey, my first NYC winter, too! So, how are you enjoying these 55 degree, snowless, overall sunny days? What a winter we picked... Does she know about your hygiene habits when it comes to underwear? fishes What's wrong with promoting sex positivity? It's just something that gets to me, we all have our "things." You don't know many people I've seen look at their phone (heard someone ask them for the time, or to check themselves) when they were a g-shock...that's already *digital* > shit. He didn't ask haha. I actually think he saw it on 4chan he's staring into my soul Source: Own work I'll stick with the doctor. I wouldn't want any machine malfunctioning mid test. oh, Elig knows... look out the window Elig gee.... thanks... You linked to another one of your posts which linked to another one of your posts? **DRAGONS?** (ノ )ノ彡┻━┻ This should definitely be in place, but Microsoft's too stubborn. They just like watching. Maybe Washington should have thought about giving local governments fire trucks instead of tanks. But hey, at least the ashes of your home are safe from being destroyed by "terrorists". Just thought this really does depend if it's going through the headphone jack or the 30pin so I retract my previous statement, and will stop arguing \*ow* the pixels, and font, the colour.. Why do you know what that sounds like? The author Googles his name on a weekly basis... Curved Swords? By the look of the signature it looks like it is Ddhawftpk. His number is apparently 69 though . 'Teaching boys to value girls' appears to be exactly what *caused* this attack in the first place. Dear Wisconsin: It looks like she's holding on to building 7 for support. I wonder how it was able to handle all that extra . . . Dear God. I think you're assuming things, *and I don't like it.* don't know if shemale or just fat South America?! ಠ_ oooooooooh, he's a good actor... my first reaction was ok i'm off translating my java programs into c++ the dark knight not entertaining? THIS IS ILLEGAL!? Wachovia did this shit to me two years ago. God fucking dammit. They put me -$220 in the hole because they charged me an overdraft fee that wiped out my entire account after my fourth purchase that over drafted my account by like four cents. WHAT THE FUCK IS OVERDRAFT PROTECTION FOR, ASSHOLES? I kept thinking the picture had something to do with the joke... This! As a parent, I tried that one first, too I have a liberal friend who even though agreed with me Ron Paul would be a good president, admitted he was a stubborn Democrat and will only vote Democrat, and I explained why voting simply based on the letter next to a politician's name is a terrible way to do it but he couldn't answer and just said well all Republicans are bad. ಠ_ಠ It just kept going... Yeah, they're all on my team. so you're that guy... I expected more, I'm not amused And then Skip became Doc Ock....so many hands He wasn't already in jail? > Poor language choice aside I think the book idea is a good bet -- maybe a used book store and get ones in really nice condition? Shows you put some thought into it. Otherwise some sort of massage/spa coupon if she's into that. This isn't /r/GoneWild I had a doctor ask me if I was sexually active, I said no. Then she asked me if I wanted an AIDS test. I was about to say the same And by the way this book is located in the upper room of Honningbrew Meadery... you know... in case you want it... or something... Context would be nice... Toph Yea, looking back it probably was not the *wisest* decision, however with the purchase of any suit from IndoChino you get as many shirts as you want for half price ($50). Of course, like 2 weeks after I dropped a grand on their website they had a Black Friday sale I thought they were 10 Sure. That's not shopped. Just how old *WERE* you, Smolders? glad i could help...? > and i'm sure "israel national news" is a very credible source for opinions on islam. > They're presenting facts, not an opinion on Islam. This isn't GoneWild Yet your username has the word gator in it. You learn reasoning in grade school? Try living in New Zealand Dont you ever link to ebaumsworld.com again Hell. No. I wasn't about to spend $50 on something that looked like it was covered in hundred-year-old blood. I sure love your user flair, cus that totally doesn't mean something to Americans. > For the sake of ease (no offense), I think I would probably go for Marseille No one gets the Calvin and Hobbes reference yet? Comic sans I got halfway through *your* comment before I realized it was not an ambigram. I see what you did there Dat thumbnail ACTIVISION Wow, I forgot how fucking annoying this was. Last time I went to the hospital, the check-in guy kept insisting that I take an HIV test. I, not wanting to waste resources, politely declined, but he just continued to be like "ARE YOU SUUUUUUUUURE?" It was so irritating, like he thought I was a moron and didn't understand how people get HIV, but was also too unwilling to straight-up ask me if I was having sex. He eventually settled for "what, you've never even gotten a manicure?" the site is flagged by web of trust Hey, thank for the reply. My pervy friend will be thrilled to hear this :) horses are not attractive in the slightest. [](/raritywhy "WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO US?")That is not Pinkie That is not a banana.... "Should of" You Last year of high school "LOLPENISPARTY" I already made my point. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ..... ...I just now learned that T.T Sometimes I navigate away from reddit (or close my browser) and am too lazy to go through all the pages again that I just random a reddit and go from there . I'm not happy that r/gaming is up there, but that's not made into a fucking controversy. Popularity will wins out. ha ha ha... THAT GIANT FOREHEAD "Please note: comment moderation is enabled and may delay your comment. There is no need to resubmit your comment." It makes me hungry for some reason. She isn't wearing her seatbelt properly. Is beater wife my armor "Daedric Bear Stained Named". You don't have a camera on your phone, or a phone? As a High Elf, I feel driven to fight for the Imperials instead of the Stormcloaks. Even though the Imperials were going to execute me, the Stormcloaks and their supporters are pretty fucking racist against anyone who isn't a Nord, and I'm not down with that. I'm especially not down with how they treat the Dark Elves. They're SUPPOSED to be tampons AlienBlue. I can't even see the difference between the champion icons on the minimap Right. It has nothing to do with hundreds and hundreds of years of sexual repression of women in order to more effectively treat them as property. It's all just biology. No one saw that coming Your username is childwhore >Men don't have any consequences for sleeping with as many people as possible, and can conceive every time they mate, while women have to be selective and get try to get as many subjects to choose from, because they have to bear the child which spreads their genes. This is why men have 20x higher testosterone than women, and why men can't help but be attracted and willing to sleep with many, many women Got to experience that shit first hand as well. Took our first rocket not more than maybe an hour in country. We're all still trying to figure out which barracks we're in, and where we're sleeping, as it's about 0200, when that fucking siren goes off and a round hits right across the road from the building we were in, not more than 15 meters away. God I miss that place... You woke up my roommate If your goal in college is to find other Redditors yes, because half your class will be in computer labs where there's always people on Reddit. Curse the person that originally told me it was pronounced "me me". I can't unlearn that. Or, you know, Quicksilver Ingots Am I the only one aware that Hollywood already made a movie about this? Oscar nominated? Lol. Your username I don't like your attitude, and don't tell me what to do just because you think I should be doing it. Who made you the boss? Go skulk somewhere else. My morale is getting a very good boost from all these positive, honest comments. I'm getting very good advice from people about skin and makeup. I think that's constitutes as "offering improvements". Also, I'm coming to accept that I may look weird, but it's the weird things that make me beautiful. Like my nose. So... I swear, if i get ONE more reference to my username today... I used to live on 23rd and Wisconsin, almost right across the street from The Rave. Now I live in Michigan... There is *nothing* wrong with the Backstreet Boys. [](/rarityannoyed "WELL IF SOMEBODY HADN'T DESTROYED NAZARA, WE WOULD BE BACK BY NOW. WHOSE FAULT IS THAT ಠ ಠ") Friendlyfire = TROLOLOLOLOLOLOOOOOLOLOLOOOOOOLOLOLLOOOOOLOLOLOLOL! For teh trollarz, sadly Tenzo-R wheels on a Bugatti? Forsworn Arrows You are lucky it wasn't Nickelback evil twin ...it had to be from the UK didn't it. Wait, you're working hard for upvotes? I think you may want to reevaluate your priorities in life Checks username..... Suzuki Samurai. Watch your language Be careful, you'll call /r/shitredditsays It's a character flipping over a table due to rage. No viral connection. He's the angry equivalent of literally ? I'm still baffled that a site dedicated to nerds (and I assume run by nerds as well) has not yet learned how to set up a proper CDN so that the whole house of cards doesn't come crashing down every time they have a little problem. I think most redditors would be fine with a read-only cached version every now and then while maintenance was conducted or issues fixed. Its not a complicated site, and it doesn't really host much of anything other than links to content on other sites so I can only imagine what a mess that codebase must be Thanks to reddit being down, I overheard two of my overly white boy coworkers trying to figure out what Chamillionaire's song Ridin was about in a roundabout discussion of Weird Al's White and Nerdy. They were wrong about everything. **WRITE**? Belgium, they touched mine Shark Vagina What site? she said there is a higher class of serious people looking for love. But if you just want a blow job in the back seat of a car, stick with POF. My buddy hooked up with more them a dozen girls on that site (I hope he is exaggerating) Do tell. I know. You were replying to me when you posted it with " How is this not an onion article?? Her name is fucking "Spike Dolomite Ward"... DOLOMITE? Over 30 is not middle aged ... Guys. Did you *read* the rest of the list? Looks at username. Username: I sure hope you don't treat all new WoW players like that. Imagine how many people would be turned off! You wrote photoreceptor, I read philosoraptor I assume the article means top 10 unique abilities in LoL, not gaming as a whole. > that is our thing Backwards... Fuck yeah dude! This thing was incredible! That 6 piece sounds like a good idea. But his ex-girlfriend bought him a 50 count humi and like 15 sticks for Christmas They would probably flee back to their homeplanet after they discover humanity's ultimate weapon: An arrow to the knee Wait... What? I thought we can only reproduce anally? Chinatown van? ಠ_ಠ metacirque-lejerque Calendars...? Goddamn you Louvre for being closed on Tuesdays > ಠ_ "posted about a minute ago" in this case, just above the heart... This food stamp system seems like a good idea, maybe I should suggest we introduce it in my country as well I heard you have to be born in Kenya Imagining the sound a plastic straw makes scraping against the opening of a can. The guy at EB tried to sell me the extended disc warranty for my PC-version of Skyrim No, I don't believe reindeer and humans can be related...though I'm pretty sure there are times when they make sweet twisted love. ಠ_ಠ I'm done for today That video serves absolutely no other relevancy to the original video other than the word 'tramapoline' What the fuck does mean? redditor for 3 days... >They have taxpayers?..... Maybe cause she's a crazy assed whore, deserving no sympathy at all. Hope she dies giving birth. Not just no but hell no. ...w-why? he... But we're not because ENT was good. I'll leave this here just in case yಠu get an answer. [](/c28 " ") "If it there wheren't facebook"... I literally just all over my screen and shit myself! Thank you good sir! Yeah, those guys should really be ashamed of themselves for trying to make a living selling things to customers. What assholes they are. Teeth and Poprocks. ** ** ~~* *~~ Sus demás columnas también dan 404 Cellphone changes every time Ese tal pelícano2000 se contestó sólo por tres páginas There is nothing reddit exclusive about that face... My partner is even more opposed to having kids than I am and yet he is unwilling to have a vasectomy. I don't totally mind, and I know that's a lot to ask of someone, but I also don't appreciate having to always be in charge of baby-prevention when, if there was an accident, it'd be essentially his fault. (Not saying that I don't consent to sex just as much as he does, just sayin', he's got the seed in this equation.) Evan Almighty. Surely hatred of the Jews disappeared after WW2. Diablo 3 beta Yeah, once I got to "planting a seed of curiosity" I was like I second this I was driving to ON TASSAJARA when this happened. "Reading. Material while I smoke a cigarette." ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ** **. > Have you ever taken a history class? That...that's one of my favorites. Upvote for every and needed response to ignorance. yeah, its hard being a packers fan huh? All you did was use the first related video I'd rather not have kids. That lady is frighteningly shiny That's it! I'm getting a tattoo! I can't tell you how hard it is to still laugh at every meat joke my family cracks on me. I always give them the look. Dumb and Dumber: "Harry, we're in a hole. We just have to dig ourselves out." Released in 2002. Celebrating Christmas is equal to practicing the Dark Arts? ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Warlocks taking spirit robes I see your point, but don't include education. The US spends more on education than any other country in the world >the cog and lockring were superglued on . Hey man, I have a leg tattoo ## When they give more ass to their girlfriends than me. I just literally laughed out loud at work and now everyone in the office is staring at me. hi im the other redditor and im stalking OP.... > Yeah, I was making at those prices, because one of those bags of blue haze would run me $50, and in fact later tonight it's going to. You plagiarized blatant plagiarism... Could someone please elaborate on what the hell I just witnessed? it work over a vpn in china. but it is 240 Student who is currently almost failing organic chemistry here: What is your secret? I'm usually very good at understanding the basic concepts of a subject and then working out the rest of it with logic but organic chemistry exams are just making my brain explode. I don't disapprove, but You made my heart skip, damn you! I open the thing and find its nothing at all! As someone who read the article in it's entirety... You know this isn't obvious at all..... ლ( ლ) ... are you fucking serious? I've never played any of the CoD/MW/BF games (why? just...why?) do they seriously hold your hand *that* much? Do they punish you for being curious that badly? Why would anyone pay...why would anyone play....why...why *begins sputtering jibberish as his brain melts trying to comprehend levels of stupid that surpass Bach-lin levels of stupid...* Yea. I got -24 yesterday on /r/doctorwho because I learned that Russel T. Davies was gay. Apparently if I don't state whether I am for or against it, everyone judges me as against. Learning is not permitted on reddit! Computer Science/Computer Engineering majors who can't diagnose their own machine to remove malware This upsets me. I own it, and didn't catch it till you went ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ is that the spider disapproving? their hands are also always sticky...always Im DJing on the radio from my laptop and I almost just played "Pornchestra" too 2,000 people. I love seeing Mwanga and McInerney working together up top but I give them a big for not producing any of the goals. Baseball is awesome. Why ? I just ctr+f'd "boobs" and nothing turned up... secretly decaf? ALL MY RAGE if you don't follow this up with another one when he finds out i'll be dissapointed So, do you feel better now that you caught a HYPOCRITE!!!lolOMG1!!! on camera? #### Using hate speech to insult a group known for hate speech? dude... When the day comes that you can download all the songs on a lossless format along with the album art and lyrics in something better than a PDF for less money than buying a used CD from Amazon, *then* you can ask that question. **FUCK YOU TATER. ** Atheism isn't new. And there's no such thing as a "Fundamentalist Evangelical Atheist". UNTIL HE'S IN A SEX SCENE WITH JYNX.... ^...I'll ^" " ^my ^self ^out... wow this guy has a lot of neighbors You'd be dead too. I can't reinstall the game because it doesn't exist on my computer.. I literally can't even *find* it to uninstall it, anywhere, but I can run it to the main menu fine..... Wuut? This isn't the Krob patch notes, and Bane isn't out yet... Gizmodo. ; And then I read your username... you forgot bacon As someone who had a 5th grade reading level in Kindergarten... In the game it was kinda unique at first, but as many of the guards (including female ones) keep repeating the knee line, it gets annoying and people start making fun out of it. Until it somehow became a meme. What the flying fuck are you trying to say? And it uses comic sans... I have a Logitech G15 and my G3 Macro is: Not anymore it isn't. System Preferences -> Print & Scan -> left click and hold on your printer while dragging it to your Desktop. Files dragged on top of this shortcut should print. Yes, you're lazy...double lazy. no books on the shelf.... >She is very lucky those were nice people... I wonder where he keeps the bombs stashed I'm not super please with this comment: "Or maybe we need to keep the term ‘junk DNA’ around as a reminder of how much damage atheism has done to the study of biology and the practice of science". snaggin the comment here, my dad's brother used to work at a KFC way back in the day and him and his coworkers would put cigarette butts in the batter I think the goal of colored censorship is to discern between who is who, not to hide everyone behind your favorite color. It's Friday 4th highest post on Reddit. my RA lurked me Showing personal information on the internet.. good one. "Your name is Tobi" Don't remember their names but there were two. One was a autobiography of a border patrol officer and reading the first chapter made me go . From what I remember it was the writing. It made no fucking sense. One line compared the border to a french woman and it made no sense at all. D..did he really? I sleep exactly the same way. It scares me even more that they all taste exactly the same as one another. Don't even think about it. no ohgod this. So many people have just no personality, nothing that makes them unique, 'clubbing with ma grrrls' is not a hobby or a passion. You don't think we have disney in sweden? why does it have to wait till puberty? ### ಠ_ಠ There are 9. I use to watch Youtube, until arrows to the knees happend. I read " I Used to be an adventurer like you once..." Then I read Arrow right in my heart " .... that's all I needed to read to understand how passionate this response was How did you make reddit look like that? This isn't 1 Man 1 Jar, thankfully Oh my GOD, has he been living on the MOON? How is it possible that any human being could be unaware of this amazing pop can balancing act? *(sarcasm)* Unless I'm missing another Reddit inside joke, Obama's not Republican. No. Skooma is *made* from moon sugar. Magic is and has always been overpowered in every TES ever. What are you even talkin about? Real classy. I think the face was directed toward the fact that the name-brand *doesn't go out of business* like it should, all things being equal with market pressures. feeding rats chocolate ლ( ლ) Just imagine how terribly wrong that could go You fucked *who?* I think this every once in a while... Though I have just recently found out some people like being in this community more than they like the show Pfffft. Mines disappear, but C4 persists. GG Dice. Dildo in utero.... Could be... Interesting.... That is unless he really wanted the new Lady Gaga album ###NO! Falmer are blind. Enlighten me as to how invisibility potions are useful. Pricked to Death - 3 My stepdad is like this. Apparently sunlight and/or lamplight is not enough for him to see - he MUST have glaring overhead lights that he will leave on when he leaves. It's pretty annoying, I like squad mates to spawn off and utilising squad perks. 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I give them when someone tries to put a drink near my equipment. speak english like an american? From some in the US that owns a Camaro SS with a six-speed ... fuck off! The Fellowship came. I agree with vit or end dumping. Either a ton of health or claymore swings that never end. Excuse me for asking this rude irrelevant question, but ants in your room? Britta, you put one *wash away* blue streak in your hair... Those shades of black. They do not match. This novelty just went too far Yea.. Sometimes Snoop Dogg would randomly appear in scenes too.. just like he randomly appears in some movies Dude, I thought credit cards were free money? I actually just took an online course required to graduate, and one of the questions was "if you need groceries, but you're somewhat low on funds, what should you do?" And the "correct" answer was: "go to the bank and get a credit card specifically for groceries" This whole bank-university cooperation thing is kind of disgusting. You won't, the job application was for a dev There was one giraffe in particular that always got me the space between both was too damn much! Shelf stable egg nog Doppelganger I take it you bought the CE Kindergarten >I take it you bought the CE Poltergeist The problem is that we have to do it every single time. Rucksack Yeah, because the only thing preventing Zambians and Ugandans from getting indoor plumbing is their own stubbornness. This makes me feel so much better about myself. That looks like a compilation of a normal round for me. Wanderjahr ^Yes, give in to your anger. Down vote me with all your hate. Then your journey to the dark side will be complete. Bukkake My ex's aunt used the first team disc I bought as a door stop Taco'd the shit out of it. It already had a year on it, so it was fairly beat up, but still... Angstschweiss Weltanschauung I'm sorry but I'm reporting you to immigration services for you use of the word hella... (╯ ) ╯︵ ˙ǝǝuʞ ǝɥʇ oʇ ʍoɹɹɐ uɐ ʞooʇ ǝɥ uǝɥʇ ʇnq 54.82% on the "Sith" side... Aufmerksamkeitshure Bildungsroman I think I've found Oscar's Reddit account. ^ I thought it was normal to get shampoo/massage + haircut for 15-25. Apparently. I submitted it a couple other times with different titles. Then I remembered how to actually get anybody to look at it... First thing I thought after reading this: "Heh, but bounty hunters only exist in Star Wars". A second later "...wait a minute ". Stupid brain. Thought I'd share my moment of idiocy here. Hope this is allowed <.< But your username is about UofM... Congress has already exempted itself from Federal labor laws. Mahnmal > On top of that, I had half the office lose network connectivity because someone in a executive board meeting (most important one of the year) plugged a CAT cable into an ethernet jack... the other end was plugged into another ethernet jack... The 8-bit look of it just blows my mind with the tree.. And I'm pretty sure it doesn't take into account all the fucking times my game has locked in the middle of a round i only came here because I thought the title read "WE FOUND GROUDON" Thanks for showing the punchline in the thumbnail, Quickmeme. Teenage girls =/= women. Why does everybody capitalize nutella? Look at the label I'm a male Khajiit and I can't even marry my own kind but it seems every man in skyrim is interested in me That also staggers most foes. I remember the black guy with the red hair from some story/video on youtube where he took a guy on a date... Thank you. I thought reddit might appreciate this but I forgot how many " " people use this website. I'm only trying to be nice and support the company that made some of my favourite games . Why isn't this marked NSFW? 13 year old you...was giving an 18 year old a blowjob.... Ctrl-F Devin Aromashodu... Thanks. I came in here ready to . Glad I'm not the only one. And the video's down due to a copyright claim. 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We had a sub in science last week and our class was being loud and not doing the assigned worksheet. The sub brings in the science teacher from the next room over to have her yell at us. The sub points out that my friend was giving her a dirty look (basically ). My friend is basically doing the "Who? Me?" routine. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ! ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ? jeb just shut up and take it like a man! Give that squirrel ear phone squirrels love ear phones. (A+-0) I just looked up "babies should..." I would. but only if it came on a V neck He has more friends than me Scumbag, Good Guy, arrow knee, all the things, good sir, onions, hey Reddit, I'll start, trollface.jpg, trolololol, jolly rancher, this, upvote for you, why am I being downvoted?, nailed it?, **I N C E P T I O N**, 5eva, y u no, challenge accepted, Chuck Testa, M. Night Shyalamaladingdong, now kiss, WIFE HER NOW, DAE *thing that we all do*, anything atheist, , not sure if fry, I don't always but when I do, take my money... It was all good til... Justin Bieber I get half off at the papa johns on university and 6 >Clearly I have added to the conversation as people are conversing about my post. You stay the hell away from my boyfriend. > Followed right after by Justin Bieber and eye candy too I guess. and masturbation. creepy homeless masturbation. me too 36 spaces, and only one Doctor Amtrak to Union Station, CTA to ORD/Midway and the reverse. I prefer the train to the bus as there are AC Outlets and I don't need to contort my body to fit in the seats Cannot unsee Software? I don't think that's entirely true . My friend and I just spent $700-800 total for a computer than can run it at well over 100 FPS on ultra. ####ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Looks kinda like the eyes of disapproval. Cleverbot just asked if I wanted to cyber then told me I had tourettes. The story seems to be getting more shallow with each game. ME2's story wasn't really that great. Fun game but ME1 had a better story I think. The Reapers blew my mind the first time but how the fuck do they keep coming back?! I thought we stopped them! Twice!!! This kind of disregard for the story really ends up cheapening the whole series. The Reapers can't be stopped... And now they've come to EARTH! I dont know. I don't really have high hopes for the story here. I'm sure I'll play it still, but I'm just . ( )^∞ Here's my look of disapproval for kesha fans who haven't listened to dylan: My bf thought it was really funny (ie the expressions I make when doing my make up or taking it off) and wanted to upload it to Reddit wait... You found a note (made of paper) on bodies that had been completely incinerated. It's just like how a magic staff can fit in a metal strongbox. Being a South American myself: This isn't being brave this is being trashy. 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What is really mind boggling is that Reddit isn't blocked in China If these walls could talk RUDOLPH! Nobody really says that. Ever. That doesn't stop them from showing up in my Starcraft games Title fail. And the fucking video ends before the end of the lecture. What a fraud! How many rushes in a row? I just hate how people say "F2P newbs are newbs because they didn't pay for it." Hey if you're good your good if you're bad you're bad it doesn't matter if you payed for it. wow I love my Patriots D! It makes for interesting games. dont know if sarcastic or vain... Now we know why they stay inside and drink all day Cri... Criterium? Literally all I could read. My mom managed to find a box of crayons that were the exact same size and shape as the SNES game boxes at the time and let me choose knowing the SNES game was on the other side of tree. The phrase "bieber" is 41.13% pr0n! ( )>--■-■ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ? 2 streams on top of each other... *lunches. Terrible yes...just mix blood... Black Swan . There are 5 magical girls. We have 6 Gundams. The first one is... NO ... and then pray for improvements "Sometimes, when I try to stab someone, my guy just slashes an enemy and stays standing with the knife drawn. Pressing F again or left mouse button does nothing. How many times it got me killed! What to do? " Jump off hilltop towards forest in caspian take 25% damage. Jump of a small rock 75% damage or stub your toe on a rock... Sorry "Bad Luck" Sprinting around corners Same as in the brazilian portuguese version, entitled "O caso dos dez negrinhos" until recently... The word has no derogatory significance here, and yet they changed it Obligatory people still use vista? You just doxed yourself... So basically it's a big religious circkejerk club? Lovely. 2GB of RAM? This. I gave a guy a cheap but decent smoke at a party, he smoked it for maybe five minutes, then stubbed it out, went for a cigarette, then offered me his weed pipe..... how does one make this face Yeah.. that's a deal breaker for me. Saw an ad for a Gixxer 1000 that said: "Everything works perfectly, but there is a slight knocking noise from one of the cylinders" New York City has trees? NO ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ! ( ) Looks like they put the white... ( )>--■-■ Oh haha its okay guys, he means to indoctrinate them.......right? "little kids" is 28.84% porn Deliverance with my dad. Reminds me of the manga Dragon Head What in the.... As a stratergy gammel I hate people blaming fails on "Y u no help? N00b!" then proceeds to ragequit #### Oh same. My little sister (16) had seen it recently as well, so I'm sitting next to my mom and the masturbation scene comes on, and she's all "I can't believe I let your sister watch this," and I'm thinking " MY MOM HAS PROBABLY DONE THIS" >I live in New York, and one thing every person should know is to stay away from any man/woman carrying a briefcase in one hand and a magazine in the other, as they might be a Jehovah's Witness . UPVTOKES FOR ALL! Especially not the women... ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠleಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ upvote if u found le!!!XD Why is coke using this as a commercial? Just why Welcome to the club, sorry no membership card, only mental scars... Don't be difficult. and imagine if anyone over heard the kids saying something about their dad dating their aunt yesterday i lit a cigarette with a match, threw the cigarette away and took a drag on the match This practically turned into an iama amaa! Any dude? I swear I've played Bully from A to Z multiple times and I can't remember seeing an option to romanticize dudes. >and imagine if anyone over heard the kids saying something about their dad **screwing** their aunt Thanks for the comfort, GargamelCuntSnarf... Whales ‎( ) "Looks like Auburn" ( )>--■-■ Cause of the mirror matchup... ¿Una monarquía? You didn't high-five him... I'm was forced to keep my hair short because my mom hates long hair, to hide behind religion rather than just saying how much she "personally" dislikes my hair, she would always say... "well do you think long hair is godly? Jesus only had long hair because he was a hippie back then." One: I am an Atheist, 2: Christians... just Fucking Christians... Eighth Grade... I know... It was sarcasm. I'm in high school right now and if I'm late more than 2 seconds, I have to walk to the dean's office and be scrutinized by some creepy guy while I wait in a line for a half hour. If I'm late it's not something I could have avoided, it's ridiculous. Once there was a traffic accident within a half mile from my school. I missed my first 85 minute class because they refused to pardon anyone for being late... (why i was like ) Classic mode. That's a very thin penis . . . Thanks everyone! Just in the doctor appointment bookings right now and reviewing the financials since were both on 22 and 21, and dealing with old school polish in-laws I wonder if Deborah would have ever come this conclusion on her own without the psychiatrist's "help" > Is this the story of how your sister drowned? Wait... I... know... you... the peanut butter is vacuum packed the peanut butter is vacuum packed I am entirely serious. I was excited and then I saw the word "unofficial" and the price tag Many of these are neither tits or kittens. Oh sure, it starts out innocently enough but then you're hauling kids and stuff down there I want to know how you got your wife to sleep in your bed. I married Aela and she sleeps on the bedroll on the floor in the random empty room in the basement. Redditor for 26 days, -2500 Karma. Thanks man. We actually broke up 3 weeks after I made this. Turns out she "had things going on with her ex", but really, she was a lesbian. First off, Gizmodo... Incredible! Did you just explain to me the main combo in my deck? *Gremlins.* How do you not...wait, you're not 13 or something, are you? level 3.... I worked a fixed shift at an electronics store. We were commission based. I had one coworker who was a real douche. He would do things like grab your customer when you went in the back to get product and ring them up 'for you'. Except that meant that he would steal your sale. Everyone hated him, but since he had very high sales ( ) the boss wouldn't let him go. Our dean (male) determined the length of girls' skirts just by staring at their asses at lunch... I've been studying thermodynamics since 9:30am with 2.5 total hours worth of breaks. I believe 10 hours of studying in one day warrants a 15 minute break English - Repost of comment about Repost of Picture of text His AMA states gen ed papers score him about $10-15 a page. Gabe = Yea I get this look at work when making Reddit jokes nice repost  I seem to be the accidental champion of this sport. Stupid driveway snow drift. I liked this, until i saw what rage maker you used. Yeah I basically stopped doing the reading for one class when I got a 4.0 on the midterm... didn't get a 4.0 on the next midterm The game is actually rigged... three tries and i keep dying at the exact same spot This looks much more unlikely to break He never changed the date from the first rough draft he had to turn in. Remedial english class gets over a month to turn in an assignment... I know a guy who trapped a midget under one of those large garbage cans at Home Depot years ago. This same guy is now a police officer. You are obviously not in my class. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Wait, you are not new! I'd do it for that only if there was someone wielding a flamethrower at the other end to burn the buggers ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** Jesus christ, how romantic! A fucking food court. Luke was Red 5. I want to ride down a stream on a duck. you're totally right no one looks good from behind..... refresh. Most of them notified me through Facebook and the like about an hour to 30 minutes before the party was going to start. One did just text me and say he couldn't go, but only 45 min after it "started." Shouldn't you be walking 2 up/1 side or 2 side/1 up rather than 3/1? Thought it was a dead rat. Allergy? Or they can keep the Fire Mage and bring a Ret Paladin instead He used a very racist term towards the Aboriginals in Australia. A -very- racist term that even most hardcore racists here in America do not even use anymore, and I worked at a gas station that KKK members were my main patrons and they didn't even use it. I'm an air traffic controller in real life and for some reason I suck at this game! "I just feel that people should be allowed to freedom of choice without having to feel any hatred towards them for their choices." Your not a skier are you?.... jk... Zoidburg He smiles like this: DAE find him extremely easy to beat? ಠ_ We weren't aloud to touch snow 21 jump street... >Cold = low temperatures. I know him, he's still in high school. Fuck it, fap fap fap fap Soo you're watching scantly dressed kids? At my college they'll only give you $100 off for a $2000 macbook for book buy back... How dare you remind me of that? I had just gotten it out of my head. This is always funny to me because fat women don't really have curves. Where there *should* be curves, the normally concave shape at the waistline is filled in with fat, so their torsos just kinda look like sausages. *Reads through comment history* What's an _ice bear_? MY EYES! IE Ok then. Its not as depressing as living in the same state that produced some of the worlds best politicians...Bush and Perry. Problem is that it's actually Will Ferrell and Will Ferrell Trying to get Jodie Foster's attention by attempting to assassinate Ronald Reagan Same for Iowa, where the age of consent is 16. I smell a troll. This comment was fully expected and not surprised at all... Meanwhile at Boise State; They fucked up those "danish pancakes". They fucked them up good. They are supposed to be round not flat Them rolls. Shit just got real... My daughter was one of those kids...... You procreated? Nice try, but I read user names now. So.... You forgot to enable the damn connection? I accidentally sat in a puddle of spilled semen.... Really? Wow, carry on. I'm a dude... Me reading your reply: ʘ_ʘ → You are never safe Sort of like, "The book for this class is out of print. But it's really good. So find it on Amazon or something." And then you think, "Out of print, obscure book. Maybe it'll be realllllly cheap." And then... As long as you have wards I used to ride down 5th to the Caltrain Station, seen as many as 3 unicyclists in a morning. And fucking COUNTLESS scooters . "Reasonable" ways to kill a man? Really? Not really NSFW, Not really NSFW, Or just ** mfw**> when the majority of teenagers only have sex *partially* because of social pressures rather then genuine feeling. Teens are pathetic when it comes to sex. I always liked being able to say "google me" since I've won a few Quake tournaments and am fairly well respected in a few FPS communities. Then google made it so if you search for "kovaak" it auto-corrects it to "kovak". when i was a freshman in high school, this one really fat annoying girl told me she was prego and wanted me to come to her house and hit her in the stomach with a baseball bat to kill the baby. There is this guy I know who posts daily vlogs of himself AND has a "Main channel" what a doucheba- Oh wait that's me "It" being the "2 weeks ago" post and do you even click your own links? There's no repost in r/gaming. No repost in that was 2 weeks ago. Show me your evidence and how did you dug it up. Downvote wagon damn trigger happy today. And I purposely dug up the old link to repost. What the hell, guys? When I was little, I used to cut a lot of worms in half. I thought tthat doing so created TWO worms. I would cut a worm in half because I thought I was giving it a friend. "Warning: This is Live Ammunition. This is not a toy." Gee, how could anyone be confused as to whether or not ammunition for **killing zombies** is a toy? Oh Odin. In response to her ex-best friend getting pregnant, she got pregnant with a (literally) complete stranger. Congrats! I'm finishing up my first year (after 10 years away) this week. Oddly, everyone thinks I'm 20. Basically this. Along with swiss-cheese O-line play, uncharacteristically bad tackling (180 yds after the catch!), and receivers that somehow seem to lose the ball despite it being right on their route (I'm looking at you Ginn ) Chru dat. Look in your original post. or the receivers that didnt even realize that the ball had been thrown to them. BRAYLON Wow, great question! You are the first person to ever ask this DEM NIPS Cute. And he basically accused fans of the book of being shills for Sanderson... So that religious nutbag was his imaginary friend eh? I blame myself for falling behind by a few episodes, but perhaps this title should have a spoiler alert ** ** I like how UPSA warns for multiple orgasm, which apperantly is bad Downvoted for even *suggesting* someone clog up our political WHARRGARBL with facts! My parents both teach at universities that have longer breaks than I do... By a week on both ends "Does any of the crew want this? Nah, I'll just throw it away." Did you get me tattooed on your ass? *Hey!* We don't take kindly to your *'logic'* 'round here... My beard is actually pretty far away from my neck right now. That's like saying suicide bombers aren't trained in Pakistan because you've never seen Pakistani-financed mujhadeen while visiting it. I didn't watch the whole thing, then i read your comment and naturally thought you were trolling. I went back to the video out of curiosity.... WTF? 70 dollar, wooden iphone cases... ** ** hmm, ordered the Mondo crash pad and after I ordered/paid for it the item was taken out of their listings ...hopefully it comes/was in stock "That girl looks like she masturbates a lot." Question: Who invests this much into a house and skimps out on the chairs "recorded directly from a PS3" entire trailer is prerendered. Multi-purpose lubricant Could be worse. Up until last year, my *University* only offered Internet Explorer 6. Though, luckily it also had Firefox 2.0 installed. read the sign... look at the sun to the left... Yes, my results disagree with your theorycrafting, therefore I must be such a massive scrub that I forgot about stim. That's totally the most reasonable response. No to be rude or anything but...a sidecut? Bill Leavy This is the first time I've heard beta pronounced bee-ta. ok, can someone please tell me how to make the face without having to copy and paste it? like, do i press ctrl and do some weird number thing? What the fuck No. $199 for a phone with 16gb of memory. your logic is flawed Non-violent protester should theoretically not have any chance of being pepper sprayed why? Scalabrine is a baws and loved by every NBA fan and player. Holy shit you're right, sorry man ive been on cold medicine earlier and just knee jerked replied when I saw your question on my wall. I didn't even see it was in the mint sub reddit I was selling stuff online and i had this guy respond saying he was interested. He wanted to transfer money to me via Paypal and ended up emailing me a fake Paypal email saying that that have received the money and are holding it for now and will be released to my account once i send cash via Western Union to the delivery agent.....as the buyer was busy sailing the seas on the Bermuda island Everyone has their breaking point. For Reddit, it's spiders. For you it's . Grey Goose isn't even that expensive Wind walker is in the OP's post Due to my own political bias, I was actually quite happy to say that there was only one Jewish Republican. There was this one girl back in highschool who was seriously one of the oddest girls I'd ever met. Super christian, wore maternity pants for some reason, had the most bizarre blonde highlights year round. So anyways she asks if I wanna go see a movie with her and some friends one weekend. I was like sure. So I get there and meet her. Only her. I ask her if anyone else was coming and she tells me they "cancelled." Um... k. We get tickets for the next showing of stranger than fiction which she specifically asks for because she wants some time to go get food. We have an incredibly awkward dinner and then go to the movie. We sit on the seats and she puts up the center arm rest up so we're sitting on essentially a love seat. um.... k. I sat as far away as possible from her the whole time. When we get out I didnt have a car yet and had to wait for my dad to come pick me up. She insists on waiting for him with me. One of the lines she drops is "You know we have so much in common." I ask what shes referring to. She responds "oh well you know school, and we're both athletes." I wasnt aware she was playing a sport and had specifically mentioned during dinner that she couldnt exercise because of a heart condition. So I asked her what sport she plays. "Oh you know you play football, I'm in academic decathlon" (Essentially some after school competitive lessons). I hid my and prayed for my dad to hurry. He took 20 more minutes. It was an awkward rest of the year and I did as little as i could to avoid unnecessary conversation. Shes now 20 years old and pregnant. They said they would never do a caster tourney. Apparently this isn't the same thing. Come in here to be helpful and even look up a coupon and we both get downvoted Where are his fucking eyes I just opened this picture for the second time. /r/Spacedicks... nuff' said My eye's are kinda bad, but did the OP edit the screenshot to say "2011" instead of "2003"? RIP our striker classes, man. My eye's are kinda bad, but did the OP edit the screenshot to say "2011" instead of "2003"? That's a little unnecessary Would you want to show up at your kid's doorstep while they might be jerkin' it or getting it on? Same reason you knock except this way you still get to finish and clean up...unless 27 seconds is not enough time for you 85 comments in and no lightsaber or sonic screwdriver? I would hope it wasn't hard. NSFW, NSFL. Except for when you're fighting dragons in or near a town and Lydia keeps on casting fireballs like a madman, killing all the townspeople. 6:15 long game He accidentally the foreplay? "Fear not! I'm *coming*" Okay, who reported this comment? I see nothing on the flight deck but fighters. Hey I remember you, didn't you pm me the next day after your 1st post saying no one ever came through so you went to bed? But I look at the thread and your saying how happy your mum will be seeing a half pizza from the night before? did you think I wouldn't look at the thread? But I didn't say nothing, I let it go. I just read that whole, freaking thing claims he is not a photographer....takes photos and posts to reddit... Holy shit. Dude ***free games from Bethesda for life?!*** That's got to be the oat awesome prize ever although it's not worth naming your kid Dovakiin ** ** A’shayana Deane is batshit crazy, but no moreso than most of Camelot's "whistleblowers." I mean at least she doesn't have dolphin DNA or the ability to kick a thousand times a second. I still wanna know what was on that damn secret hard drive. ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ As an engineer, the first thing I did is look at the numbers, and wonder what was wrong. Then: SIRIUS fucking really..... You wussed out. i was expecting some big momentous thing to happen. Most probably would've done the same, me included. In a few months you should tell her the truth and post the reaction. the update to the update. I would absolutely love it, if the screensaver was the book covers. I agree that your suggestions are great but I haven't really missed upgrades. Until now. Thanks a lot! laughed at the title - at the actual fart On iOS, I put a shortcut (settings>keyboard>shortcuts) for it, so when I type "lookofdisapproval" it autocorrects to . "Do u like" ** ** Sadly, a lot of the locals (South Florida) are very closeted about it, and make sort of a stink about daring to do anything beyond weekends. It's odd. I'm trying a site now (Swingular) and hopefully it'll bring us some cool people. I have noticed some are high professional, almost rude and over-fit folks that just snub younger, less wealthy people like us. :( It's disheartening. I had one couple invite us onto their yacht then decline because "your tattoos make you look lower class." They could have just said they didn't like tattoos. I wasn't aware of being low-class, but hey! They sure showed me. Yeah, or you know, they have completely legit ping filters.... Nice try, Kapil Sibal. Hey, I'm the Kyoto gaijin around these parts, hawss .. whereabouts are you? akimbo fmgs but really, I hate final stand. I watched a gameplay of mine from today where I went 31:4 on Mission. I died three times from not finishing off guys in final stand. Why are there birds chirping in this Hah, the funny thing is I saw it and thought it was weird but assumed it was the norm...so I used it, despite getting a douchey vibe, in order to avoid downvotes . my best friend "With this high speed capability, they can actually SEE the movement of photons of light across a scene or object." That's not how photons work. This is exactly the same link as was posted 14 hours ago... I am from Poland where everyone is on "Wykop" I'm eating funny? Lets play typical Palestinian-Israeli argument.. from a very Palestinian bias perspective.. She's 63 He only ever eats their torsos. Comic Sans please do not describe me as 'lovely' ..... yeah, no blue...... jonny gold is fine tho..... seriously, it's not CB2 Not sure if or megusta.png Reminds me of when my fob friends would continually talk about purchasing a 'dragon' and upgrading their 'dragon'. I had to correct them and tell them there's no R and it's 'dagon'. To which one of them turned to me and said, 'that doesn't make sense'. |grammer and the tusk... It started off so promising the one acolyte finding the ruined fallout shelter..but then it just went downhill from there on. How does he know... So shitty. I was supposed to go there for lunch last week, and we got there too late. I figured, "Eh, I can try next week" Det är jag på bilden, och det var en bekant som gjorde praktik på tidningen som ställde frågan. Hela uttalandet är givetvis ett skämt, som referera till någon min historielärare så innan vi skulle börja läsa om andra världskriget. Fotot är ju givetvis tillgjort också. Min så kallade kompis till reporter tog givetvis inte med den biten där jag sa att jag skämtade. No. Not at all. Not even once. Where's your ambition! Skönt att jag är någons idol iaf, även om det är på helt felaktiga grunder Individual stocks... Well you know what *it hates you too* the akward moment when your trolling is so advanced that people think you're stupid... Are we really considering genocide here? You are talking about wiping out an entire country Agree with everything you're saying Dean, but I want to mention that screenshotting when you've had the last word is a bit to me. Yeah this comment threw me off, too. I didn't know this was some sort of competition. That gif is ancient. Why is there a big photo of a gutted and skinned animal on the wall behind him? Step four... good lord "A separate new survey found that people have turned to beer, baby oil, Coke, petroleum jelly, lemonade, fruit juice, and butter as oh-so-wrong alternatives to contact lens solution." - "I was out around 5AM and didn't see all those moons, just the one." There comes a point in your life when you realize who matters, who never did, who won't anymore and who always will. So, don't worry about people from your past, there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future. If it's scheduled maintenance someone is getting punched in the nuts. 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I wasn't trying to invoke rule 34 here. is it even humanly possible? ...your "pw" isn't "hunter2" How can you slap?! Seriously? occu.py /r/programming with political messages written in code! Keep a close eye on him. This man speaks the truth. When I'm on my bike I can't tell you how many times cars stop and wave me across 4 lanes of traffic... I just shake my head and stay where I am and mouth "please just worry about yourself'. Of course I understand people are just trying to be nice but there is a great deal of hidden danger in this action. I've had too many close calls from careless drivers, and it's made me pretty gun-shy now. I have to admit I somewhat like playing the waiting game because I will always outlast them, the  in their face is priceless as they peel away. I wasn't really concentrating as I was watching it and I swear that they fed the Dog a Parrot instead of a wrap Why did he get a phd to become a hS teacher...? This isn't for WTF. Countries do shit like this to other countries (Anti propagandas) This belongs to /r/Politics Computer was already on the desktop when I got there bro My face.. It is stuck... You're the second to make that observation Damn it *fap*fap*fap*fap* Though I did notice during his montage of photos all the "Americans" were white. He is definitely reaching out to a white demographic. I want a white van just to put a pedobear sticker on it Has a sexual fetish for sports teams. The repost has double the upvotes. exactly. "ehat's this weird shit? can i get high off it?" D. Tosh should die. Saw this in Ripley's. They do it to wear those shoes  I cannot chamber a round, it doesn't fit...almost as if there is another case in there already... Or even use... EMACS High school. One put her kid up for adoption On the first day a Christmas my Angry Boss gave to me... One . Yeah, we all know the time and effort it takes to write two sentences of material for an advice animal. 4 tipografías (culeras) en 5cm2 I was wondering where the boobs were... > Because i just got the costume done Wat..... Powerpoint is not recognized as a word by Powerpoint. Whoa you're right. Mine won't unfriend me. **EVER**. DAMN YOU AGNOSTIC MOM! I called around different CVS' one time looking for it myself since it was sold out at a lot of locations. Well, at this one location I politely asked if they knew where else I could find it and the pharmacist/pharm tech was like, "I don't know??? That is disgusting." Way to judge. Yeah, This reminds me of a whore I met in Prague once. She was Half price when she was drunk... Yes. My cat doesn't care The reason I deleted chess with friends, is no one ever finishes a game. Fuck friends. snaps picture with ipad "Careful top jungle skipped wraiths, they're ganking." "Quit pushing top the jungle is coming for you!" *Ally has been slain* Memebase makes you a bad person? But I accidentally indoctrinated myself to My Little Pony because of Memebase... #### NewEgg didn't respond to my inquiry so I checked with UPS directly. They apparently gave it to the USPO per some delivery-sharing program. The USPO shipped it to Ohio then back to California . Walmarts, Targets, Kmarts, Safeways... Eso que se ve a la derecha es cabello. ¿Alguien estaba posando con la revista? Don't know why you're getting downvotes. All your recomendations are great movies and Equilibrium makes no sense, it has some nice action but even that is just silly (gun kata... ). Just maybe because the fb status is a joke? ლ( ლ) ಠ_ಠ ! ಠ_ಠ? "ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ " ## LIKE HELL THERE ISN'T yeah, looks like you *still* are forgetting some spelling as well... Yes! If I could take that exact line "I use to have this idea that all the bad things in my life was because ''God'' was testing me, but now I've learned to own up to my own mistakes and what I can control" and instill it in some of my siblings my life would be a lot easier. My older sibling lost her job and her reasoning she says, "It was God testing me and the people at work never liked me anyways, now I can study for my CPA with God by my side..." Then four months later, she failed 3 of her 4 CPA exams and then says, "God is testing me again"..... Same thing happened in our restaurant, found bug, asked for free, asked for to go boxes, . well its from yahoo news so it gets a pass. Movies? !! Today they're $356. !! The dissapproval eyes should be more racoon like given your id ** ** I would just like some simple good storylines without going event to event....setting up for #700 at #682.....18 issues? I was there, and I was pissed. Still pissed we gave up 21. 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Do you not see that this is far more denigrating to black people than any use of the word by whites? Now you have me thinking that more than 10% of males can tell when I'm on my period. Never leaving my home, brb. Wat????? ...really? Thought so, I was afraid of that. I think the fastest I've gotten one of those was two minutes. Fuck you, I just went to bed Yup, their values are totally *at risk* you know ctrl-f mindfuck > I have a feeling they shouldn't have let you go. I like to call it an "away game"...one of my favorite parts of going to the library Beans?! It's in 3D me to. Falujah Nov04 was the first time I had ever worked with the USMC, they where solid. 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I could look at them all day!". I prefer 5000 mL RB boiling flasks myself. More area for solutes. West Chester. Allegheny Hall. Room...329 (I think)? It's an exchange rate. It costs the exact same I just copied and pasted them, but I imagine they originated from some truly clever person I'm focusing in genetics, and I approve of this message. read that as "Le Awesome Darwin." gave you an upvote, thinking about taking it back. How un-patriotic of you. I had a bowl of chili aswell... Why did my evil brain read that as "My daughter hit by tree" Although it belonged to an "ex-friend" of his...  Huck the fuskies. He's from around where I live, us WSU fans call him ferndale faggot. Even though his bro plays for wazzu. I can't seem to scroll down.... Awkward, yes. But as long as she never, you know, indulged in her fantasies... Well, at least you found another job. Then check your ego and shop in the kids section... Thanks for sharing! Why did no one tell me about this before . If you're implying that engineers do not have thesis which they test rigorously with control variables, then I would like to know which engineers you are being taught by. Sweet Jesus it looks just like my math teacher strangely i've hit so many people with a bolt action sniper on HC and seen them shake it off running away from me. You're telling me its worse than free Karthas week. I just talked to the guy, sent him info saying how incredibly dangerous that is and to take them to the hospital if they are already puking. He says 'Oh, they feel better after puking, so I'm sure they're fine.' Oookkaaayyy then... Oh God... Another repost. >Moreover, when did I say I was a pedophile? I actually clicked that link expecting to have a cool cartoon load. Damn googlebombers Shasta? They make 3 liters. That's what those bottles are. I can't seem to get home... I had a similar thought last night... i was disappointed #2: You might as well shoot yourself eh? 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There's no Minecraft related content aside from the title Rounded to 99p then adding 20% VAT on top so it's actually £2.37 speak for yourself You know because you just searched thoroughly looking for treasure? Right? Not because you were looking for something in particular. I showed this post to my wife this morning and got this: Looked down on the page... "Newt Gingrich contemplates war with Iran" The ear version of >No wait .. Dude how would that boost it .. Well, it's not like you're going to defeat them with the power of love. Beats MVP in a Bo3 and Nestea in two Bo3, not Code S material. . Have you even actually watched his play? It really isn't that hard to search for the other hundreds of these topics... Well, it's not like we have anything worthwhile here at home the money could be used for How is caring about the environment crazy? How is caring about the environment crazy? I am disappoint Fuck I lost the game I was trying to up vote this, then I took an arrow in the dick. Then I accidentally . That explains why they always try and make excuses for communist mass murderers. "they said they were fighting the capitalist menace" I can't seem to bacon... $99.99 for a broken game identical to the worse mw2 game? What a fucking deal! my friend still uses bear share and then asks why he has viruses after i wiped my old laptop that i gave to him He drew this on a fake Internet explorer. not funny. My "favorite" is from my years working waiting tables. The customer comes in and the first thing they ask for is water for everyone and the free bread. Then they order a steak with all kinds of specific instructions. No butter, extra seasoning on it, make sure the broccoli isn't too steamed, etc etc. The steak comes out. They eat just about all of it. I roll around to ask how their meal was and they want to talk to the manager because "my steak was way overcooked" even though it was prepared just as they ordered it... then they get their meal paid for because "the customer is always right" I haven't, you're right and thank you for not calling bullshit on me as everyone else has. 4 days with the right macros and I haven't gone into ketosis as yet , my wife is eating the same diet and hers is coming back purple for 2 days, and not changing color as yet for me. How long did it take for r/ketoers? Kaberle is in Montreal now. I'd enjoy this more if he didn't get two asists in his first win with the team. And i'm being downvoted ? That's a fact ! WTF man Meta-meta comments are against the hyper-rules You're lucky, as are the rest of the ladies who haven't had the *ahem* pleasure. Sometimes I'll even get one if I don't get up and pee or clean up after sex. How... Romantic NO NEKKID WALLPAPERS? The Vampire Diaries, really? My immediate reaction: Wait till they have an app for your phone which can help you find your phone.... ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ The first time I shaved as a teen I got depressed. I realized I was going to have to do that for the next 70 years of my life. This post should be under WTF instead... things just got ~~a little~~ weird.. Because apparently a woman's achievements mean fuck all if they're not regularly shaving all the bits many men like them to shave. If you're gonna repost, atleast take something thats over a week old I would brief the President. That slippery bastard. Last guild I was in GM said "lol were leaving the server and I will sell the guild in house for 250k". I don't think anyone bought it so they took hundreds of thousands of gold out of the guild bank, took all the mats, kicked everyone out and left. Good thing we all contributed to mats and guild challenges for gold. Wow fuck that bitch. I hope her other kids realize how she is and end up hating her the same way. No one deserves to be treated like that by their own mother. That's just fucking ridiculous. Wow fuck that bitch. I hope her other kids realize how she is and end up hating her the same way. No one deserves to be treated like that by their own mother. That's just fucking ridiculous. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Why was the fact that he was black important to the story? I clicked one randomly and saw a mans anus. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ >Moreover, do you find women who look 13 attractive? If you don't want them poked, then don't leave them out. This thread.....this fucking thread....Halfway through it and i feel a strong urge to throw up Why is the text white on a white background? this guy spent more than $2000 dollars so he good be the best at a video game that won't be relevant in a year...... And the entire time I thought the punchline was an ebay ad at the bottom of the screen How the hell did you find me?.... 4L, not 4. fuck why?! ლ( ლ) Thanks! I got in by randomly clicking around. Their site is really pigging right now. As a web developer, I say to them. Almost to the payment screen now. I'm a web dev as well. I too say: . She wanted a pony. ** ** Gordon Gee and Mark Emmert are former roommates . > Bold Italic strike sup Link | QuoteCode Bullets 1.Numbers [Promote] Blasto is a Hanar new user, no comment history I can't even finish their smaller burritos. Definitely will check it out. Maybe I do know one or two things about the theory behind it (thanks to howstuffworks). but nothing about the practical side of firearms. My parents didn't let me do the rifle shooting merit badge ...um.. do the drugs you do sober you up? ** ** I'm sorry but how is stacking cards considered Art? I burst out laughing when I realized the same thing. What has the internet done to us. >My roommates wanted to take pictures of her leaving her dorm or something but then we realized that's really, really quite creepy. Lotus Get a knife... Now I don't even drive. Oh I'm sorry. I can't believe I construed "A big fuck you to Jordan Hamilton" as being directed at the Mavericks front-office. I am *such* a dumbass LOL I got mine a couple days ago. I got home and my boyfriend was like " A package came for you...." Our guide said it's because they're always looking out for dog poop on the ground. My parents and brother have all stepped in some, and I managed to get my hand in a fresh pile when I didn't look where I was climbing on some rocks on the beach. There are so many things to say... but this face says it all If there isn't any Rule34 I will be severely annoyed Why is a cat "kind lady lives here"? That feel when you finish aforementioned shit, and there's one square of toilet paper. \m/ \m/ redditor for 3 minutes.... this, all of this. I would never ever ever even dream of my parents going to a nursing home. When they get too old and need help they are staying the fuck with me in my home, where I can take care of them and love them like they loved me. Tissue not contracting? add more epinephrine And Every Year Harper becomes a little more American Probably worth the regardless of which orifice he was referring to. also their son is named "Pilot Inspektor" Okay wait seriously, the first thought in my head was "who the hell ejaculates on their car and makes ghost faces on the dried semen anyway? then i saw your post Or like one of those funny comments you read and you're still chuckling while you start to read the next comment and you're reading it thinking "yeah, oh, ha ha, yeah, uhuh, hmmm, wait, this is the same comment Yet they still insist on using cloth seats... *Really?* What the fuck is that shitty band? "School" is a Nirvana song. And the award for worst timed picture goes to.....a wrinkled penis? Why didn't I take your advice? お毋様 I love you just the way you are. I was born in China. I had no idea this happened, but one day my dad told me about how I used to use my left hand as a toddler and how he had to force me to stop. He said it in a way like I should be thanking him. > Thank you for confirming my worst fears The official message from the mods is that everyone but December pre-orders will be in tomorrow. I'm hoping that means every pre-order will be in by sometime Friday (Barring a insane pre-order spike in the first 15 days of December .) I hope not i went from 10 minute wait, to 8, to 5, to 28. Now at 39 And this is all one attempt > Your face turned into a blue mustached ball after every question, of course he noticed. I'd like to believe there's some conspiracy that makes this joke really funny, but I'm pretty sure it's just terrible. I remember ing at it on move-in day. Do I really have to explain the difference in states of matter to someone in college? a ridiculous comment on reddit? I needed to find this face ( ) So I just went on to 'fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu', picked a random comments page and here we are. Hmmmm. I bought this album at f.y.e. a couple months back on sale for like 3 dollars, but because of the slip case it doesn't fit in my CD shelf very well My OCD senses are tingling... The arrangement is not accurately color coded . Macguyver has caught Val Kilmer syndrome... Say it ain't so >> > Good eye. I ended up weighing it, and it was about 2.6 grams * 're Some of you actually believe the US is a fascist state? Vista Two things. First: . Second: How about marking this video NSFW? Where's the one-word "Yes" remark I intend to downvote? ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Why on earth would you suggest Datura? Poor balls. But isn't having a medic kritz an engy far less useful than him ubering an offensive class? Wedding ring He easily reps benches that are over my max deadlift obligatory Hmmm upvotes for homophobia??? Were you talking to a standard user/manager, or were you conversing with the IT contact for that business? If the former, it's sort of to be expected, but if it's the latter: Computers and babies are not wizards! I like how everyone's all like "he's an idiot for dumping you", etc. when they don't even know the context of the situation at all. What if she was a real bitch to him? Just because she has a "sexy body" doesn't me she has a fantastic personality. Isaac Newton: Wtf is THIS!?? By "Especially after 9/11" I mean a few days after, not every single date after. Dude only fell forward, like, 2 rows. Nothing close to "several". Fuck, I don't recognize them, but I hope they catch those little fuckheads. I'm sorry, the correct answer was 8... It means it would have to have a texture resolution of ridiculous proportions in order to achieve that clarity, which by the way is only seen with that text, and none of the other text in the newspapers have the same clarity and sharpness. Basically if you're right it would have to be a 500000x500000 pixel texture where only that small section with the clear text actually makes use of the texture resolution. Anyone notice his/her username? why were you looking at the hands Well I'm the opposite the more I learn the more I say, wow God that's amazing, not ohhhh so that's how bacteria get killed ..well then there is no God This is not pubes. How long are your pubes... I simply have him tagged as " " Priest of Blood. This is our usual dinner when going to beer outside I dunno, I'm coming up on my third month of keto and I occasionally have dreams where I'm eating something crazy carby and feel bad for cheating. Then I wake up worried about whether I'm still in ketosis or not. Woah woah, hang on a second, Wikipedia is shutting down for a day? But I have a paper due Friday. I went to 888 ONCE and my car got broken into. Subway system in a city with frequent Earthquakes . My ex boyfriend's brother used to do that ALL the time. Sometimes I would come home to see him peeing out of his bedroom window Very cute! But you're a bit young 1:24 ... Sure, *never* making a decision that closes *some* doors probably isn't living your life to the fullest, but we're talking about one decision that shuts many, many doors. I don't see how you're argument really defends the decision to get a neck tattoo . ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I was at a chain casual bar restaurant and the manager brought out a cheese cake and a ring box. It was dim, but when he proposed, he opened the ring box and there was a tiny light but it was bright as fuck pointing straight at her, like those keychain led ones. she said yes. I read this as "these fuzzy balls make me smile." A $40 copay means that you have insurance. ...and part-tme dragon slayer. Seriously Your SO looks a lot like mine Fock, Im level 36 still havent done it Son, there are some things that are better kept to yourself You'd be hot if you weren't fat. Bitch I *AM* hot. She, not it. She. . . . . . . I've seen like four "top of my class" posts throughout reddit over the past few days, Just asking... how often do you shit out kids toys? I bought mine today. The girl behind the counter of gamestop told me i woulf receive access tomrrow. Must be true right? Ei välttämättä mikään paras teksti uudelleentyöllistymistä ajatellen. I read that as fox tits. Great title No we don't Only you and support can see it TIL that if you copy pasta the 3 character post you are replying to, you get more karma than any well informed well thought out argument that you have ever posted to Reddit... I'm mostly kidding :D groomed in any manner is fantastic. The only thing that isn't great is a total never-been-tended-to jungle "Please do not tamper with it." It tampers with you. 2012 Haven't you read Ender's Game?? Anyone who read that as a kid cannot kill the Rachni. If you do go, while you're not wearing clothing supporting your team, make sure to sit quietly and try as hard as possible to not enjoy the game. *You're GDI Akali. You are worse than a teemo shroom. Wow. There are people so clueless to the large amount of information that Facebook has on you, that they feel free to issue death threats on Facebook? I find the most disturbing thing being CNN recommends the "Miley Cirus: Breasts are mine, but thanks" link at the bottom. Ha! Good for him. I for one hadn't even worked out the glass houses quote until my teens.. I think that a large part of Reddit will go with the saying of "Never tell me the age" (not just for pictures ) The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo Rereading my comment, I just realized I fucked up too. (sleep up -> slip up). ಠ_ Friigin Pokemon,god damn it...any one over 30 doesn't give a shit ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Sooooo... You'r nine year old sister got an Iphone? ( ) I was visiting the concentration camp of Auschwitz, doing the guided tour. It was brutal, people were crying and generally everybody was very serious and respectful. Until the moment we walk in front of the building with the gas "shower" chambers: as soon as the guide says "and here is where people were killed by poisonous gas" a fat dude in the group emits the loudest fart I have ever heard. I couldnt stop laughing for a good 5 minutes, while everybody was at me. ** ** "Concern about jihad is not a "phobia", it's common sense." Winter Lily . About a man who gets stranded in the country side during winter, finds a bed and breakfast, the female owner tries to set him up with her underage daughter, drugs the man during breakfast, locks him in the room with the daughter, he has sex with her, wakes up and finds out she's a dead corpse, and then the dad tries to kill him with a hatchet after the man finds out the dad killed the daughter for having a romantic affair with a local farm boy. My ex cheated on me with every undesirable female he could find as he felt (in his words) that he was "shooting out of his league with me". He was also the second person I'd been out with in a row to cheat on me, the first guy's reasoning being that I ruined his birthday by travelling across europe to be with him yet did not bring a card and also apparently having a life abroad (I was on a year long internship) and not being on msn 24/7 or responding to every text within 10mins whilst at work meant I was hurting him * 're. Wincing every time someone says that they feel like this bill was rushed through with little thought or consult with the experts. You can tell how important our government thinks this issue is by how much time they were willing to spend on it. WTH. On the subject of prebuilts, I have friends thay think they're cool because they have Alienwares.... "your" Guatemala y el resto de Centroamérica fueron parte de México alguna vez, que sabemos nosotros de aquellos países, y eso que son nuestros hermanos latinoamericanos ...or you're from the future nice try buddy... Droid phones are laggy as heck if you don't reboot them once a week... I thought this was built on Linux. ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ If he walks... ಠ_ಠ SO IS RAFA. dude you're witty. you should have your own talk show ** ** Good thing that bill doesn't exist. Rebecca Black? yes because this is such a waste of time... I don't get the in this case. That time I was blissfully browsing reddit and a black redditor thought that only black people are the subject of rascism. According to the page that just loaded, this "deal" saves you three dollars. (ಠ-ಠ ಠ-ಠ) My ex could've used this. ** ** I got your black. They don't sound like real words anymore. You just copy/paste it from google When you don't even have to change the title for FCJ, it's just all the way. So somebody actually gave a Pedobear to a little girl. That's awesome. Now where's my 360 patch. no problem, bara- >Please, please please just SHOOT all enemies if you have the chance. Don't go for the knife kill when I'm getting shot at Gay female who absolutely hates the gay scene and how bitchy women are nice try, but the love between 2 women has been very well documented on the internet. no use in trying to hide anything. Oh...and we know about the cup * * I read yours as "camel fucking is delicious" and i 'd You have friends who shoot Heroin? Where is Luke? I started reading the books because of that movie. Whilst watching it I was thinking, there are fucking missing parts in this plot is that an NcStar light? for shame! Yes, I thought his commentary on US monetary policy and politics generally was poorly constructed and inadequately evidenced [](//#diglett " ") THANK YOU. My thoughts exactly. Thank you so much for clearing that up for me... New Hampshire and Massachusetts "My dad just frenched me in front of a shit ton of people, but we hugged it out, it's cool" they should rethink going to japan I still make fideo sopa! I thought I was the only one lol. I need to make some for dinner tonight La iba a ver, pero como solo invitaste puras compatriotas y ningún compatrioto, me rehuso en desdén white guy here in San An. It's difficult to get any type of job that deals with customers because I do not speak spanish #### Yeah! And poring trillions into the Interstate Highway System is totally *not* socialism! Because the vehicles run on tires instead of rails, see? You get an upvote because I can't stop laughing, but seriously, Why does the headline say "Detroit Auto Dealer..." when the dealership is in Sterling Heights? Thumb down Since this is an issue with etiquette, I expect that Redditors would merely give a , move on, or downvote the post. You sound like my Mom! not sure if troll, or really public relations for monster cables on reddit Rule #7 So it really isn't all black magic I don't understand the reason behind your . I'm in CANADA and there's barely any snow here. > Blatant misunderstanding of heat. Believe me I've considered it, but if it worked I'm not sure what kind employer it would be This time last year in London (ON) we had 1.5 meters of snow!! Today... rain, yesterday... rain, forecast for tomorrow... rain ME TOO!!! I have a feeling you are correct... Came here to say this. The whole idea of using your phone for this fits perfectly with everything else on that website. And credit is given where it is due. Sooo... ? I work at a school where ~95% of students are black. The yearbook committee made posters advertising that this year's yearbook will be "all colored" You have yourself one crappy roomie. Note to self, beware the extreme vegans... Thank you for that excellent description of my potential professor's abilities. Now with your helpful description of his preferred clothing style I am *much* bettered suited to choose between him and another potential professor This has been a circle jerk about circle jerks. ** ** ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ . ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ? ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ . ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ! #### Your annual income is $200? Copy the symbols from wherever (these will do just fine: ಠ_ಠ) and set up a keyboard shortcut (Settings/General/Keyboard/Shortcuts), setting phrase " " to shortcut "disapproval", for example. That's a pretty bad tattoo At the vets office Yes. But now I missed what current amendment is about. ლ( ლ) I got Double Dragon. Because i had the NES version. "you liked it so we bought you the sequel" POTATO that is a wholly undeserved ಠ_ಠ. They gave full credit to the creator - you might ಠ_ಠ a direct ripoff, but this is fine. I do not think means what you think it means. I know right? She said a lot of other things, like how God should just go ahead and bomb America because gay and interracial marriages are legal. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ This is beyond me... ಠ_ಠ Alright, I'll bite. What's your actual worst experience of discrimination you've dealt with as a result of being white? Two kids are with their family playing catch with those little foam footballs at Mel Lastman Square last week as I'm walking by. One of the kids' mom calls him, and while he's looking away the other kid throws the ball at his nards and the kid howls and I instinctively blurt out 'BAHH HA-HA' and the whole family is like to me. Atheism on Facebook... I KNEW IT! I knew I was just missing something! @ myself ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Humidity Yes, it is the Penis Tree we are speaking of. The common Penis Tree was originally found on Man Island. Now we have learned that the Penis Tree can be found on other islands What about the back door? I'm sure all 730 5-star reviewers on NewEgg got it wrong. Rage comic. 8=====D Yea... the oreo thing sucks. I was overweight kid, so the geniuses started calling me Double Stuffed Oreo...Oh man, I laughed so hard, but actually didn't. Terminator: Judgement Day. A two-stroke XR. Read the last panel backwards. Careful... iTunes Match cleaned my music. I now sync censored/cleaned versions of my songs. NOT ACCEPTABLE APPLE! I ಠ_ಠ your . Only if I can watch. > I grew up and currently live in NY (Not the city though) and I listen to country a lot, like pickup trucks, etc and people assume I can't do these things because I'm not from the south Your wounds are opening wide fixie If I had the sex life of this man, I would not be complaining in the least bit. The worst is in one episode, where Robin is telling someone to take it easy on Ted, because he hasn't gotten laid in 3 months. 3 months!! Oh noooooo... Also from a high school in Minnesota. They also did this at our pepfest... Not compatible with Red Panda 9.0 Thought it said Jenna Jameson. ಠಠಠಠಠ ಠಠಠಠಠ This means he said "And that doesn't count all the children I shoot in the pool" out loud. You say that like you're disappointed this will sound bad for me to say this, but years ago, my friends of school and some girls went to another friend's house, they wanted to see some movies and one of those movies was "the passion" you know... the mel gibson one, and so we are watching the movie when jesus is getting crucified (girls crying and all) and then he is being lifted with the cross, when suddenly the cross falls with him being crucified, i coulnt help it but started laughing like a crazy person, one of my friends starting laughing when he heard me, so now we were 2 people laughing about jesus being trolled by roman soldiers, needless to say, our friends were pretty much like this... ... Oh god, why I'm using it now and I can't stand some of the things autocorrect seems to think I'm saying. I went to send gayyy to my friend who informed me he wouldnt be at school yet bcuz he had his appendix removed. instead I said fatty. And I guess you can make a pretty mean punji steak with a bit of wood. Yeah, not sure how one responds other than with a ' ' Yeah, I don't blame her for asking. It's always good to have neighbors watching out for each other. But in my story, it's my own neighbors calling the cops on me Your Google results are tailored to you. What have you been up to Grayfeathers? > ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Outlook? Mhhhh.... like ALL the videogames? Yup, I can understand some urban genres can be sexist and demeaning against women, but I can't comprehend how come there are female fans of that All I got was a regular Festive Sniper Rifle! ლ( ლ) Why can't you live with other types of shareware? Thank you for that , I'll treasure it always. How insightful, *TerdSandwich* *Nvidia* GTX 590 Eyefinity? ** ** why would lotion have alcohol?? My ariedele does the exact same thing when i try to get her to come in! Dogs, I wanna be like but I always end up :-). Ctrl + C then Ctrl + V => Sounded like music you would play Singed to.. what the hell is there to smile about this season It's so small it stopped being hilarious and started to be tragic I thought you were talking about condoms. "Evergy"? I had a game that dragged on for like 50 minutes because my team mates kept focusing the full tank mundo I think I just got mind fucked up I'm white, with an Indian boyfriend. I asked my dad to drive us back to the apartment my boyfriend and I shared, to which he responded, "But he'll stink up the car!" Thats exactly what my pitbull-bulldog does. sad thing is if anyone saw a pitbull doing that, they would think i was being attacked. 8=== ===D The seat issue is, only male peacocks have those kind of "feathers", which would imply Ahri is a Transvestite although i appreciate every single one of these and they are hilarious. thanks for covering every possible r/trees comic idea... She's Indian, I'm Asian sensor You think you are the victim of some petty racism? Oh please spare me the charades us **elves** can't even fit in the goddamned black soul gems Like you, I took a 2 week tolerance break. Yesterday I smoked and vaped and it was the same as before. In primul rand Uniunea Social-Liberala But... I feel he's staring into my soul. I'm sligtly aroused. Borrow? All most th.....Ah snap I just figured it would be kind of an empty threat if I didn't follow through with it. It's not like he would have had the ability to engage in an intellectual debate anyway. Masturbating... Putting dvd's/cd's back in the wrong cases or putting them in at all...totally Coupon sites at work? What's the catch? ... Do I have to be your cat, you eccentric millionaire. Yes, because playing Super Mario is comparable to the holocaust. I for one, could not understand a thing she was talking about Tasty diarrhea? To me, buying 20 $5 toaster ovens is better than buying 2 $100 toaster ovens trying to get quality in your life. My toaster oven was $5 at a yard sale and 4 years later it still works perfectly. If it ever breaks another $5 toaster oven won't be a set back at all. I just can't bring myself to buy a "quality" toaster oven. Although, I do take care of mine, I mean I haven't once tried TO MAKE GRILLED CHEESE IN IT Thanks asshole, I just spat out a mouthful of Frosted Flakes and milk at the screen while reading your comment. It's quickmeme Meh butterface > Because you guys are hypocritical. You tell everyone atheists will go to hell and then you say god will take care of them it makes no sense . TIL some people need to clarify who Michael Caine is... 23rd. Which makes me I stopped reading after I saw slab-serif body text. FUCKING MIND MAZE!! !!!!!$%&£$)%(! I took a break from Skyrim to come to reddit... Now I feel as though I must play some more Skyrim... Well done what a brilliant summery overly rich, entitled 18 year-old chick in my math class: "So I took my dad's private jet to Vegas over spring break. Managed to bag 12 guys during the trip!" If speed traps are designed to make the roads safer and not a form of revenue raising (as is quite often the argument), then why would warning others to slow down be illegal? Hmmmm... England≠UK The movie with the 2010 Oscar? The title is completely redundant But we are not anim... Ah i see. Lets not take chances... What the heck? Perfumed tampons? That's disgusting Free Weed Conference Seriously?! That kills the whole point of the zombies there Thanks for the info! Oh my god, I hate it when I hold down the trigger and I realize I was still set on semi-auto or burst fire. It happens rarely, but when I die because of it I want to raeg. I don't even... Even if they are the dumbest answers, they still said them Spacedicks. He didn't think so, either. #### why is this getting more upvotes than real comments I've made... ' Ah yes thank you. Very cool photo. I have a similar one from Alameda Island in the Bay Area. I would share if I had not just pulled the megabonehead move of leaving the laptop on the roof of the car. to me My boyfriend introduces me as the Honey Badger. Yes. I've used/hated logitech keyboards in the past that default to having Fn on. You could turn it off, but it would turn itself back on every reboot and of course the guy who's blowing shit up is black You don't know who David Cameron is, do you? Oh look someone doesn't know how to use computers. Definitely not fit for procreation. ┬──┬◡( ◡) The whole thing isn't upside down I havent played in a while and I have 130 I think right when it came out I did half of that time in the first week. Im gonna go frolic outside. Considering our new background here... my only response to the pig kicking is All drawings are "custom". Jim Gay Jeezus, Fing Fang Foom card = constant x-factor as long as you have 3 bars Try Alaska. wasn't exactly weird, but I introduced my younger brother to reddit a few weeks ago. He was on his computer and I said let me show you this awesome video and as I started typing reddit.com/r/videos the first thing it auto-completed to was reddit.com/r/gonewild. I just went "that's what incognito is for" and continued showing him a hilarious maru video. 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Yea he should help out skeletal children, and save me a soo.. you'd tear the corner of the vagina? I don't go for the comments. Cause I know some karma whore will post it and it'll make front page. No, it's just a regular one. But now the site where you can order tickets for the show states nothing. I said "he's", not "you're". Did not imply ownership. There are two weeks left until 2012 N.S.F.W. Motherfucker Me too. Time for a cool story - I met a dude in Amsterdam; we were toking at a coffee shop and I was going on and on about how good the weed was. He says "I get stuff just as good in the states." I promptly say "No way man." He's like - "Yeah, we have good weed in bellingham..." I was like - It's her brother Fantastic This makes me think of my grandmother's stupid cautionary tales/terrorist attacks on childhood. She used to say that cats suck baby's breath and steal their souls... . Since every car has a battery, why don't they just run off of electricity instead? Do you even listen to yourself before you click "save"? Don't you dare go there Can someone explain this to me? I have to say I'm not sure what this game really is, it doesn't show any gameplay. Those nerds have no business being good at sports Upvote for Norman Reedus... of Lady Gaga and this video... Yes, water doesn't work in the nether...unless of course you wanted to do it with lava. HAHAHA! Its funny because English isn't his first language! "continued to fondle her" I can totally agree with you. I own a printshop and we have customers always ask us what half of let's say 1000 cards are, expecting to get half the price but we can't do that because production costs are basically the same. It is a few dollars less to produce 500 cards for example versus 1000. 15K I Have 150K and this is not a problem. WTF is wrong with your game? Drop some shit! >it didn't sound that fun anymore when I wrote it >¯( )/¯ and even then, Holy Crap. My sentiments EXACTLY. Right down to the WWU part... You bastard! I've heard Americans refer to *British* black people, who are neither, as "African American". ... Actually he's one of the smartest kids in his class. I'm a mechanical engineer. I remember these people from school. I would usually give them the look of disapproval in real life: Where the fuck is Hitchens I should have known better than to click on this link. Whyyyy did I just add like seven patterns for adorable tiny animalthings to my already-bursting queue?! Why is he wearing vibrams while climbing? F12 Salvation! I guess we can drop the charges against Bethesda at the Hague for Crimes Against Humanity now. That default interface... At my uni, 84.5% earns you a HD (an A). If you were my student, I would have found the extra 0.2% for you. Smuggles, Bankalt and Consular, surprisingly enough MFW non-Gaffers take Wario seriously > ¯\( )/¯ Not mentioning the boxer poster I beat anorexia, for reals. and so you decided to read it? It's funny because most Christophers go by Chris but neither of these two did. Also there are a few other parallels. I just said that the existence of a police force would do nothing to assuage my feeling that I may be attacked in such a situation. Violence happens all the time in every society. Arguing for a coercive monopoly of force to exist because you want to slightly lessen your chances of being attacked... well, that's trading liberty for security. Sounds like a perfect plan. are you saying there are parasites in my food? Polio is still a problem in India and some other really poor counties in that region. There are teams of doctors from all over the world that show up whenever there is an outbreak and vaccinate everyone for miles. But the people are so ignorant they sometimes refuse the vaccine because there is a rumor that it is designed to sterilize the poor. Given enough funding we should be able to eradicate polio...but since it is now only a 3rd world problem...funding is tight. Glad to see that you linked to quickmeme, even though one of the rules on the right clearly says no memes. The girl working at the cologne kiosk at the mall stopped me and said, "here! try this cologne! You're a blonde haired blue eyed, Aryan looking guy, this is perfect for you!" I was all like, No... People that fuck up the game. Example we are in a 5 man EDH MP game that has been going on for half an hour. One guy is clearly winning however he still has one card in hand, he passes turn and the guy next to him plays a Trade Secrets... So much of this: every time I think about bad choices I remember that guy I dated who was 10 years older. I was 17 ...oh god why I see he waited until Hitchens was dead before coming out with this you mean Taylor ham This makes me sad as a Floridian. Holy shit, "lethal blow to press freedom", no pun intended. The downvotes are coming . Oh my god. It's so beautiful, but at the same time: Yeah, this is why I can't deal with cats; they'll constantly bug you for attention, and when you finally give it to them you have to be in a state of constant vigilance. Oh, I pet you for three seconds longer than you wanted me to? Feel free to attempt to rip my arm to shreds . And his micro was even better in game 3... . You do realise that the reason you failed was because you were all spies 404 not found Worse is better is worse is better . What I don't understand, is if people honestly believe things are this bad, why on earth are they using *youtube* and *reddit* of all things? Anyone else think "oh ok, a female dinosaur costume that's weird, and ha ha she's holding her tail between her legs to look like a dic-- wait, are those.... testicles?!!! " I love the gps app, hated the regular one. Liked it at first but why make it so you can shuffle playlist but only play it in that one order? Had to double tap out, turn on shuffle, tap back in. Frustrating. Discovered the gps app after had already bought the sensor too. that lamb was like "sup bro ", dont mess with me! Either you are pro sopa or you are pro child abuse... > For some reason, from a certain perspective I cannot describe, she looks like a man. I got 3- for not answer In her opinion, and i should have a 5+!!! My sister logged on in my stead while i was napping and threw herself off the spawn tower. haha so that's what happened, I'd love to have that respawn token, I can give it back as soon as I can get money from the bank :P So Perch starts in central defence... Don't be *that guy* that Slays with a DFS. I'm allergic. He would HAVE to end up playing games during the boring alien lectures he'll receive once he gets there though...Wait...how could that ever be considered boring? Forget what I said, I'll be leaving now Oh Dyrus , Y U SO GOOD? These things were bought awhile ago when we were together. It would look weird if u gave him a gift every time I saw him . I saved them for special occasions. THAT'S the number one reason why child pornography is a crime? You have got to be kidding me. I see what you did there Yeah dude, Xanax bars are so safe... Downvoted for this? You're not quite the same That wasn't the full movie Your username.....how dare you? You need to get out of the office... ''I'm not sure if this is a joke...'' Me too, 'Oh, this looks kinda nice, I'll put it right he-' Dude, I think you were just raped by a ghost in your sleep 2 weeks ago I was passing by 3 of my employees as they were headed home after work and overheard one of them (a 19 year old girl) do the "looks like we have a bad ass over here" thing to something they were discussing. So I stopped and said something like "Ha I love that meme, Neil deGrasse Tyson is the man". They all turned to me and collectively said "Who?"... As a native Californian, I don't see the difference. >youve just done that. several times. Lifesavers have existed since 1912. Polos since 1948. Honestly UK As a guitarist who plays bass and knows slap bass technique I feel your pain. "OH EM GEE PLAY ME THE SEINFELD THEME!" ####CTRL + F I write cursive, and I'm 17 That is not how relativity works like this -> Well according to L4D2 a billy club is just as effective They used comic sans My ex and I had an IUD fail. I'd say a kid is a small side-effect. ...that is exactly what i thought What has been seen cannot be unseen! Photobucket I'm hot for Jesus. I was like, "meh" till I saw the price tag. Clearly that discredits his podcast entirely. it's not like they would actually get the message on the date you put, i agree with this is not clever or funny, nor does it make sense "bow staff" It crosses my mind too. Also, how the F is the MRI machine/ Xray/ Lab always available to them? It does bother me sometimes Man, can I sympathize. My mother had a bit of edible and got really, really high, thought she was having a panic attack, and is now convinced that she is dealthy allergic to THC and purposefully coughs and pretends to gag (like she is going to hack up a lung) if I smoke at her house. Plus I vaporize You must be the c/o then Lachschon?? Clicked t-shirts. Less than half the models are white, and over 20% are black, which is higher than the percent of blacks in America. I guess the meta message was obvious to fenderhnk and VBxGatsby since they are always aware of ethnicity My friend pronounces "sword" with the "w" and she says "doing a complete 360" (instead of 180). Because I know she has watched it, I asked what about the Disney movie, "the Sword in the Stone" and she replied that they were saying it incorrectly the entire movie. And when I told her about 180 vs 360 she just thought it sounded better It's shit... Either you let it steer for you or gas and brake for you? What the hell were they thinking... I'm not a toddler, I can steer for myself thanks. That username. I'm okay with them bringing them in dead, just don't let them go to run around my house for a week I didn't know there *was* a DDD. I am VERY disapprove. The sitter. Mewtwo is not Drowsee Freeman cut off his Fro Thanks for the nightmares. Fuck you. All these assholes recording it yet not giving money. General tso, japanese? that's a baton John Travolta pooped a little bit when you submitted that comment. 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And in the beginning when she licks chicken when he's flat, and he grows full again? Had a giant list, then I saw "Not really looking for instrumentals." Hey fuck you. I've owned a pitbull for the past year and that dog IS MY LIFE. So have a great laugh and a fuck you as you head out the door. "Jesus wants us to be hot for Him, not lukewarm"... Gone in 60 seconds.... Anestesia to the balls? Ouch. . Nobody should ever pay for that. Not even $6 Canadian. Before I saw the full sized image I thought it read "best heavy metal boner films" Well it worked a little, the fans would run constantly at ~3000 RPM, but the controller wouldn't do anything. I had to reset my SMC to get the fucker off my system Fast Five. Snow in the middle of the desert? I wouldn't even do that on a regular bicycle . > ( ) I was afraid for the "arrow to the knee" remark I'd get downvoted to... > ( )>▀■■ ( )>-■■ like this? Let's not blame Jesus for the stupid things his followers did " make two friends"... Because 4th grade is an appropriate age for a Facebook account. If their name is any, why is it down as Amber This better not become the next ice soap At first I read that as pictures of my junior porn ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Circles have 1 not 0 sides What about the children? That book actually used to have a beautiful cover... But then it took an arrow to the knee... I see what you did there OMG. You're taking "back to the roots" very seriously. Upvoate. Too much ammo for your squad What about Master . I kid I kid, you are right, how embarrassing. English sucks while drinking. ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ pretty sure in that scenario emotional instability comes as a bonus. ಠಠಠಠಠ ಠಠಠಠಠ She got him to cooperate "unsurprisingly enough" by stroking his dolphin cock? "the one & only" He spelled John different at the top and bottom... ಠಠಠಠಠ ಠಠಠಠಠ ಠಠಠಠಠ ಠಠಠಠಠ would it be racist if I said " BLACK PEOPLE..... "? It was the middle of the night and my dad and I had just watched a late night movie at the theatre. We wait at some curb and the streets are completely deserted. Suddenly, a guy in a hoodie, a jacket, and sunglasses on walks by lighting a cigar. He holds his hand out and we high five and he turns the corner. My dad just stared at me like, "who the fuck was he?" I just gave him the standard, I dunno. He gave me the look of disapproval My absolute favorite one is where everyone here seems to like accelerating into a 'form one lane' section and then slam on the brakes.... I just don't get it. Its like people aren't taught how to merge. But why does it sound like I am running on grass on metal ramps on Corescant? I'm watching you He's at 1% life, of course it looks black and white. The game makes it go black and white when you're low on health Why did I click on either of those? Dammit curiosity Seriously, this is dumb. Some people don't even have Facebooks, and because of that can't access these webpages and etc. These days, it's almost like you HAVE to have one to even function. Anyone else notice the ping pong tables in the background? LIFE! We have a beach in Pascagoula? I thought it was just a sandbox. Tangled. So I just checked out his website. the world would be a better place without this guy IMO 160 lb? Your flair is very appropriate That was terrible, you should be ashamed. you just have to be that guy looking at you Danny Glover ლ( ლ) The National Spanish Examination, administered by the American Association of Teachers of Spanish and Portuguese. There were national awards as well but even though there was nominally a separate test for home speakers of the language, I was outscored nationally by a bunch of people with hispanic last names. You took enough time/effort to put on a silly hat, pose for a funny photo, and blur out the background. Yet you left the labels on the bottles?!?! Upvote for your effort, but Contagion, although I guess that will have to be my vagina's name. ####What?! ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Temporary gates spawn when you've gravelorded someone? Wtf? Trying driving a stock 996.1 GT3 around town. Wow if only you could look behind you in bf3 superhornets like you can in irl superhornets. I'M LOOKING AT YOU DICE ! I am 24 I don't know make on of these faces without copying and pasting. But a sequel is always set in the same universe Stupid Reddit. For some reason I clicked comments expecting intelligent responses to this video. Instead, circlejerk. ಠ_ಠ ...were you aroused by Brier Rabbit.... I'm at 230 hours, still need about 20 hours for each medal I know exactly how he feels, but I'm not an Pacific Islander. Sadly the politest people I have run into down here in the south has been the KKK... I called people pink and brown. pffft ppppp fffff kkkk ssss ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Aaaaaand, where'd you find it?!??? ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ Everything else I can forgive, but please tell me he knows what an NES is. Do I dare ask what you were in for? The Litany Against Fear is also recited in an Earthworm Jim episode. Several of my classmates were talking about it the next day and were confused by the sudden seriousness. I mentioned where it came from, and they called me a nerd faggot That happened to me mid-sex one time. Too late to stop. That was one bloody affair. ...what the hell is wrong with you Christmas Vacation I generally vote dem but I voted for Rossi in 2010 because of Murray. ಠ_ಠ. . ..rotting..? Or, you could put together your own original ideas/thoughts, and not copy/paste others. Why are there never pictures? David Reed By that logic, all of our problems can be solved by having less sex. And thus, we aren't really posting here either. Buying alcohol after 10 pm Only four people at my school know what Half-Life is. And I start my day with tears in my eye. Boney M - Ma baker Do you like, have... vaginashadow? Like eyeshadow, adding depth to the vagina? There are places without black squirrels? Yes, actually. he was fired later on. I wasn't allowed to eat Pop-Tarts with frosting because they were too sugary. I read $450, k thats not so bad I guess. Then I realized my mistake Gangplank Flair Oh fuck that's amazing! I got a Black Soul Gem (Lesser) hahahahaha Did...did you really take a picture of your screen? Pre-emptive I wanted to join the Thalmor because fuck everyone, but they hate me anyways because I'm dragonborn older widow = 29 years old Yeeaah. wtf Uh what? You're accusing me of "wildly speculating" because I... *didn't wildly speculate*? Why is the child not wearing any clothes? LANA DEL REY Except for your massive debt. Nice Sigh,when i see shit like this i have a bad feeling about moving to America next year, but it may be slighter better than where i live Jermichael Finley - Donald Driver - it seems searching for "rickroll" on youtube brings a video by RickAstleyVEVO up first, and your video is several pages later. Oh well, guess it had to happen eventually... I kinda wish VEVO hadn't been involved, though American exceptionalism. I get the "faggotcuntnigger" part, but why the hell is "deer" in your username? Why was he covered in blood Should you really treat Narsíl like that? Is being off the pill an option? I chose to be off the pill rather than suffer the staggeringly bad mood swings, depressions and rage fits constantly. My doctor is encouraging me to consider an IUD but it's hard for me to be excited about an implant That was the best game of your childhood? Your parents must have really hated you... Apparently so ... Let's see what falls first ... The $ or € ... Talk to girls You've got nothing to about with that username bro. Did he start fapping at 0:07? Lube He's the only upside I've had all day. Tate, Peterson, Blount, a collective 11.1 points. DAT EAR... lol in prose I keep hearing "Ryan got chlamydia" at the end. 8==D~~~ I actually found out I am allergic to latex as a child (FINISH READING before you go all ) because we live in Florida and in the summer a fun thing to do is go "tubing" down a river. Which means you sit in an innertube that you rent, and float down a river. Maybe splash around a bit, but mostly just float. people still say asl? So that is why people take so long at stop lights. I don't think "Me: " counts as a sentence... I didn't know and I was really weirded out when they found it because I found out when I was 22. I guess I never had much of a reason to look around down there so I just never knew about it. Although I do wonder why it was not discovered during my first few exams... . Really people should just learn to not click on tinyurl links They're separate categories. Lies. Survival of the hardest My ex-BIL had a beagle who would do this. Bear in mind that this dog used to eat its own turds. Definitely not a game I'd play. Top row fourth from the left, bottom row third from the left. Just taunt someone who doesnt have cleanse Texas plates Actually, what happened in your [Storm of Swords spoiler](/s "pissed me off more than the Red Wedding, if simply because resurrection seemed like a cheap plot device that could be abused. I forget whether Dondarion's miracle recovery happened before after, but this made me go too. When characters die, I want them to stay dead!") Hey. I like that movie. You better be about 14 years old if you're considering marrying any of those three. Demers needs to step up his act though It's not quite that bad, it is added onto the "family pack" or something. It isn't *intended* to be a drink for one dude, but I'm sure it happens. ... #### a cat named Wings, because he doesn't fly #### Is... Is that a hashtag? So she used to be called OJ Cockburn... Does it have a similar effect to bengay because one of my friends tricked me into putting bengay on my balls once... Jeez, did someone shit in your cereal? At 4:49 he says "Holy cow"... That's not a cow Block Milk? ####ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Well that was a bit rude explained very little. Some animals are apparently more equal than others You don't leave us much space for asking questions here. All we can do is Something very similar to that happend to me a few days ago. Instead of being a Guard that sent the Thugs it was a Bandit. Of course there is 4000 comments Maybe I was just psyching myself out of being too disappointed for lack of trick or treating. Senior year is definitely pushing it, though. I give those guys candy, but they also get the look if they show up to my door. I wouldn't call it amazing You dont need a biopsy of any sort for DNA analysis  That is not a bolt next to our name. detachable to save space > To generalize all of askseddit into being "immature" is quite a bold statement don't you think? Everything about this is . Papyrus my old foe, we meet again! Seriously, what part of the body are we looking at? Dancing at her Funeral ~Limousines.... My grandmother has this shirt. Donnie Darko. Everything about that movie makes me . I was afraid of saying that in this subreddit. How does one pronounce " "? Someone is obsessed with boobies... You fap to "child" horses and this is crossing the line. legit? mods? description? At most of the aussie colleges i've seen this. These students are the first kids to cry and complain when their bike gets stolen " " "hey Martin, lets go fuck a donkey!" I woke up my family from laughing so hard. ha, don't him. that's what you get dude. Those italics Am I really the only one that sees the tags on this? i second the What's more WTF is the fact that your using Internet Explorer. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Shit. I NEED TO GO TO HOT TOPIC AND BUY THAT ALBUM, I will swallow my pride to get that album . Were you going to tag this Well, it's called Today I Learned not: "Today Here's Some Shit You Already Know About". a chingao, ¿que no está prohibido postear info personal en reddit? WHAT? Did they just lift an entire skyscraper with hydraulic? Theres only one explanation for this. It's pinkeye. he's my age where have you been the last 6 months... In no other instance does a stranger that I will never have any contact with frighten me as much as when someone just needs to turn their car around in my driveway 694/300 experience for next level ? MY MOM It's the same lady after 17 years are you lying In the official version of Kim’s birth, a double rainbow heralded his arrival Le, le le le le le le le le. Sounds more like praise to me. Why would anyone want to be associated with these pigfucking lunatics who think adultery is deserving of death? Thank you for giving us a word of distinction. Doesn't specify unused enema I... just... . This exact same thing was posted from the male perspective a few weeks ago When I was in Kindergarten, I told my teacher I wanted to be an archaeologist. She the proceeded to call my parents because she thought I was making up words. Great gift! Also Thumbnail looked like someone waving their bell-end at a dog. And yet I still clicked through. Guess it's been a while "Shuree" Are you trying to tell us something about yourself, brother ? just one question : where can I buy bean bag beans??? or did you guys buy bean bags and kill them I think the most important question we should ask is why was OP on the Abercrombie and Fitch website? Cunt sandwich. Or cum sandwich. Either way it's "Poor fool, doesn't know this is BAT Country!" UMvC3 knows what you want to do, even if you don't. Does it DHC into Dante for you after Wesker? WTF....apparently my math tech was right...I WILL need math for conversations hahahaha, also First world problem eh. *** *** ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ...all... over myself... . There are 3 goat and 3 sheep at the bottom of the picture It wasn't that ಠ_ಠ. Bitch please, I'm more . reposta ಠ_ಠ Give them time, if a modder sees this it'll be all yep You just made that account didn't you? Us RES users are onto you . I can't believe people can be so addicted to reddit. And say he was "ronery" one more time... This sucks. Well hello Dr Unprofessional They are impossible to get ahold of. I received an email that my order was shipping about a week after I received my order I hoped for a magical second order to arrive, but no dice. I've always gotten my stuff, but customer service leaves something to be desired. \ Just saying my like for oh i don't know reddit. Is a reason to be made fun of. My enjoyment for gaming. For swimming. For everything I will do no such thing.... TIL you're a buzz killington. Goddam it steam, first you don't work, now you do work, but it looks like my inventory is completely empty, including the 40 some TF2 items that were there yesterday... This had better be a temporary thing Your name semantics about Symantec. :-) you know what I mean. ლ( ლ) ಠ ಠ That episode..... ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ . What does the phones battery have to do with AT&T? Battlefield 2: Bad Company 2? cannot be unseen What does the x-axis represent? > ~~Christian~~ Dubstep? So many deals! Must....update...my computer!! ლ( ლ) Haha, I can understand where you're coming from. That certainly rules out three schools (UChi, Stanford, and maybe UPenn ). I remember a story about this guy putting his semen on toilet paper in the girls bathroom and masturbating to the thought of girls wiping their parts with the semen lined tissue "Fixed That, Fuck You" I take serious issue with the notion that men's sexuality is inherently degrading to women. I'm looking at you porn industry. It feels great :) You must live in Espanola. My bad. Even so... ┗( )┛ I'm over the age of 20 At least you didn't have to sit through a story about how your Grammy used to "test drive all the boys like cars." ... My Grammy was a whore! There are actors who aren't reliable to show up? No, I didn't mean that. I meant squinting in disbelief. ಠ_ಠ seems to be a look of disapproval. I did not disapprove of the post, hence no . This is fucking horrible. Fuck this shit man... Its the incorrect proportions of the blocks .... there not lined up MY DIGGER RIGHT! PEOPLE WOULD'NT JUST MAKE UP SOME BULLSHIT LIKE SOME DOPE FIEND, CROTCH HUMPIN', INBREEDING', SIAMESE TWINS.... ...............................................would they? Two year user complaining about how it "used to be" I still consider myself a n00b. I guess this to how you feel about women too 25 year vet, from a computer in police headquarters. kakav danak neiskustvu Since you're honest, it makes me want to gift you the game even more. Dude, you have to be drinking robo to say this hag is cuter than the loli ლ( ლ) Public opinion != evidence ...I'm the small one in this comic. Forgot the ever-important Captain Ahab. *Blow Me Away* Did you go into your bathroom to take a picture? " " Nah, I was just when I saw it. I just realized I posted the wrong picture. Imagine being in a porno with your mom Thaldarim? **Scarface** Put yo hand down. "Add to cart to see our price" I hope she's still talking about skyrim I actually googled if Jackie Chan was dead after seeing this. Nice job Augusta, Me salvager I saw the same Ent in there December '09! (I checked my ex's FB pics ) I think it's cool they reuse them, it was one of the highlights of the strip! Unopened Lego? He lost his pussy in her bush. SCIENCE! Also the photo is from the Wikipedia page on leucism. Is that an 806 number on the card below? Moss is a redditor Right, because wanting to hug something cute clearly means a person is sexually attracted to children. hahahaaa...... If only they'd get out of that factory more, there'd be more wins There was no particle accelerator in Half life. Someone copied your post, put it on youtube and it's now the top comment for this video It does make it tough for too tanks since I can't just tab through a pack and easily check to make sure I've got a lock on them all. I've occasionally got to tab around a little remind packs who they should be attacking so I don't mind following the DPS's lead either since I can easily taunt and then keep agro on whatever they're attacking. However, when there are two gold mobs/bosses and I notice a set of blaster bolts going to each one I go and try to remember the jedi code. Christmas lights ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I apperently got a 50% discount of Flight Control HD , thanks a lot Valve. Can't tell if sarcastic or just ignoramus He's in ALL the Harold and Kumar movies. See link 'How to bake bread'. Click link and title is 'How not to bake bread' so there are the intermediary forms we have been looking form all this time.... Number 11. " It was actually like, 2 weeks ago...I'm 18 Cursive Too often I see this. Fucking kids sometimes. Its only offensive if you're a black rapist. Both Firefox and Chrome are just fine with variables named ктоείναι草泥马 and , but they rightfully reject a variable named happy☺n☺mat☺p☺eia because U+263A ('WHITE SMILING FACE') is not classified as a letter. The poster misinterprets the fact that one of the three identifiers is invalid as lack of browser support, and incorrectly concludes that only IE9 supports unicode identifiers. Well, thanks for bringing that up again. I guess I need to take it to a gunsmith? This happened to me this last week. I was using the restroom while on my period, and I thought I had diarrhea- a sudden release with no force. I realized I felt a clot the size of my palm slither out. ...thanks for keeping us informed. I like video games and have breasts. This still confuses people. I sometimes get the "Shopping for your boyfriend?" spiel when I step in to a game store Only one player? I suppose you've never done this. Search vulva?! No robot I didn't think anyone would post from my town ... Good to know there are cool people in Lakeland. I've encountered bandits dressed up in Imperial gear, asking me for coin despite being an Imperial myself So posting about the exact same thing makes it better... does he have extra chromosomes or something? why does she have the headphones on? And then the same top comment: "Guy on the other side, both hands on the camera... " **GUYS, GIRLS, don't downvote just because you disagree. Either respond to jewdai properly or leave the post un-downvoted ** (Randomly clicks " .....What!?" continues to comments... Sees link... *Clicks* UNSEE!!!! UNSEE! UNSEE!! ;~; FML..." Party of One ... Perhaps the body of his "lady friend"? That is just awful. Am I the only one who finds it annoying when you can't tell if you're looking at Japanese anime child porn or not? damn it, i just keep staring at him waiting for the look of approval or give a thumbs up I got this weirdest boner... No but I sure as fuck made sure you weren't that r_spiders linking asshole Is it weird that I got happy for a moment that Maybe its a real offer from mcdonald's I did, in fact. I was like, "Mom! Don't be like other lazy people!" or the east coast. >But I already own every Valve game My Fable character and Mario > butt fuck Australian here. Apparently it means "Stop online piracy act", and is happening in America where people are freaking out if its going to pass, so we're fine...I think... How old is your wife? As if there aren't still 16,000 Americans at the embassy in Baghdad, and thousands of troops waiting just over the border in Kuwait. Teleporters *don't are disabled* when they have a sapper attached. SOPA will help us all quit I guess at least I'm not alone. I've read it twice and two of the others posted in the comments. I seem to be unable to see the funny. I guess this is how some of my friends feel when I show them a C&H or xkcd comic and they just look at me. Putting the roach in last. ***HONEY*** (╯ )╯~ ┻━┻ Pedobear engage...send the full set to me, message it to me so I can check it later... Damn that was pure evil. What the hell You have to opt out by unchecking a box that is checked by default. Which still makes me At first i was like.. >or asking a member of staff for help? o( )g When my arm is asleep I use it for different things. I am my decision to switch to dvorak, and your naziness. Thank you, I am now wide awake. Did r/MyLittlePony spring a leak again? You're one of *them*, aren't you? I'm 16 and this makes me feel old. Sidenote. Would you enjoy playing black ops with someone who isn't sexist? But also isn't that good without a team :/ THE FUCK. did you think I was hitting on you or something? I just want to play a fucking game. NOTHING MORE OR LESS I just broke my boss by showing her this. I didn't know she was aracnophobic My mattress begs to differ /r/jailbaitgw... I finished that, too. all of the sudden hope It's not the same town. He moved back to Asia. I mailed it to Australia. I got a 25% off a Valve game coupon. I looked through their available games and there isn't a single game that is less than 50% off for the holiday sale Sounds like it worked out pretty well for him. But you included the Nugent? Priorities! I love this movie but I couldn't help but upvote you for your community reference. It did not recognize I won't lie... I liked Shaq Fu as a little kid. You may now all Wait is that wii mote being raped or giving birth. I cannot tell  Happens to me EVERY SINGLE TIME I walk in or out of a grocery store wearing a skirt or dress. I swear they make them do that on purpose. Says the guy with the name "ShitBabyPiss". Excuse me, your was supposed to be a Me Gusta face. Simple mistake. hahaha, no, I don't think so. I'll have to ask my friend to know for sure. ಠ_ಠ. Just . Same here! I was in the process of sending my friend TOB as a gift and this happened... I really hope it doesn't disable it from my inventory... We lived through the era of cheat codes amazing Yes, that's exactly what I said. Surprise periods? This makes me feel....dirty Exactly! Thank you Mr......... Had a haircut, felt good for an hour Apparently, I will die because I am unable to spell appel Wut? Shame I cant fricking buy it from steam becouse it wont let me! You did this just for karma? I went to a boarding school. After classes we did some kind of physical activity, my friends and I started a hacky sack group. As you could imagine, the activities were supervised by a member of the school staff. Well one day I was talking to a dorm counselor that was chaperoning us that day, about our lives and growing up, then she asked me where I went to High School. I always do that I listen to NPR Unless you fancy splitting the cost of child support A true agnostic? seriously... I hope you're going to grind that up first Just glanced at the back of my gum packet - 30g Maltitol per 100g. You have clearly not looked at the sidebar. >I forgot the gameweek was starting tonight though so I missed the deadline You fucking stalker We must order them on the Internets. And pay out the ass for shipping/duty >It has come to my attention that barely any of you have a sub but that's what it's supposed to be like That's exactly what I think! Then when I get a chance, I sneak a peek in a mirror. It's usually fine! Pretty cool. I think the people who do stuff like this to people who clearly don't deserve it, or make it was their means of living deserve to die a painful, lonely, depressing death. "better then"? “ ” Build the bridge high enough over the lava and it won't burn you ponce . This isn't rocket science it's Minecraft. Use your problem solving skills. no. really, i'm asian 5 pm pst , 3 am over here //// ; Didn't realize we're dealing with a laptop. Knowing that, I would put money on it being a thermal issue. What brand/model? Some brands are really bad about thermal issues (I'm looking at you HP dv series ). UCLA gets a massive spread while USC is barely a smudge "risking our lives" Thanks. He will be pleased to hear that. Very pleased indeed. You've got to be trolling. Big mouth mug. If I decide to roll argonian I'm playing a male. Because lizards shouldn't have boobs. I'm sorry, but for those who actually think Yo-Landi is hot... Yeah I'm definitely *aware* of this technique (thanks though for informing me!); but I rarely ever *use* it anymore strictly because if I were to release 7 level 1800 Charmanders with amazing movesets and abilities...I would receive a level 1600 Charizard with a 3 star Ember Running is my hobby as well but I've never heard of that as the goal. Can't you guys come up with anything more clever than for your post titles? I mean holy shit, every other post is . We get it, already. Agreed Millions of innocent people die from disease and starvation around the world each year... millions of children are sexually assaulted, millions of women raped... millions of people have been intentionally and systematically killed by people like Pol Pot, Stalin, Hitler, Pinochet, etc... and *one guy getting kill in a freak accident shakes your belief*? I'm pretty disturbed that you're taking the respondents seriously Alright I will take yalls advice.. Despite not having insurance under the lights.... No. It's ugly. Those walls are too thick. and whats with the pink tree are you gay? Pssh, this is just a bunch of slob thrown together to look like a village. ;) it's not that much just read it **Where is this world going?** I think it goes without saying that I mean the recent death of Kim Jong-Il, not Shin Sang-ok, ok? That's a really unflattering angle and it makes it hard to tell your gender. when you're taking a picture, you don't want to be leaning back like that, especially where we can see up your nose I wouldn't call you ugly, though. Average, maybe. Gaming journalism ... Since your not replying you must be out of the matrix battling off the herd of drones incoming towards your ship. ... If you see Trinity, let her know. The spoon is waiting for her. I am the spoon. I got downvoted for this? Really Reddit? Title literally every upload " " from now on...3...2...1...GO Wouldn't she want him to pull out. yep... Alright. Shit. We get it. I'm not to sure about the "soft" part anymore. Those shorts aren't helping either. . . .why [fixed] ¿Cómo es que hay gente que se atreve a comentar en un tema sin leer el link? and other bad things. When I was twelve, it was Wil Wheaton on Star Trek. Thanks so much for your support. The students love seeing all their up votes and comments. Although they may not reply to all (or hardly any recently... ) they definitely see them. That is from LOTR. Honestly I'm like 1300 elo and the people I play are like 100x better than the people he's playing . 'good girls' are always the worst Was excited to see Catonsville mentioned on Reddit. Then started reading the article and said "Hey, it's about my street!" Kept reading and... considers your observation about the media... and then notices your flair... Fire Alarms. When I throw trash down the garbage chute, I tend to either walk really fast or run back to my apartment fearing that some.. garbage chute monster is following me or something I'm 19. I don't even... Yeah, that would be great. Then poor people and technically illiterate people couldn't vote... I'm still annoyed I got High School Musical Dance for Xbox from my aunt last year, and I'm a guy. Speaking to my ip-lawyer gf, this might be a while. Ever notice that for most releases that aren't blockbusters, we'll get movies dead-last? It's our allowable download laws making us the darlings of the media companies.. he played this song with a huge set of dubstep wobbles laid into it last time I was in San diego.. didn't know whether to fap or (did both) hell to the no. bastard. I've never seen so many downvotes. I IZZZ BoiEz WhO CrIEE!!ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Thanks for the spoilers guys. See I'm on Alien Blue and spoilers just shoe up as blue text ***sigh*** lol, nah I understand - just no other response but " " le I first read this as fisting... Just did the Psychonauts challenge... about 3 hours of game play cause I had no idea what I was doing and finally got it! For a damn piece of coal... Just 1.... Hatar skiten, tyvärr börjar folk få barn nu och då är det såklart SÅÅÅÅ viktigt att de tvingas se det de också, vilket innebär att jag måste kolla på det ...that is written in COMIC SANS!! whut. I know the guy from the Embassy quest dies if u don't help him kill the assassin afterwards. Dunno why Ysolda is there unless a dragon got to her. I'm married to Ysolda btw and she's the only one in my experience to give me Lover's Comfort when I sleep for only 1 hour (hurray for quickies). Others like Camilla won't sleep in the same bed with me while I wake up to either Faendal or Sven next to my bed telling me "If only Camilla knew of my affections"... People seriously didn't know this? If they're really atheist, why would they give a shit, living or dead? Who was like, "you know, this overly complicated symbol far better illustrates the non-beliefs of these people as opposed to, I dunno, nothing? Must mean something if I could read it so easily > Just did the Psychonauts challenge... about 3 hours of game play cause I had no idea what I was doing and finally got it! For a damn piece of coal... Just 1.... Biggest rip off ever.... I posted one link and linked the rest in the comments on my facebook and one of my *closest friends* said she couldn't be bothered with SOPA because she was already in a fight against spammers. I'm as hard as I can right now. I thought the whomp sound was him hitting his wife Who is "we"? No "Hit Me Baby One More Time"? Smacksaw misproper use of improper Gaming education? And you smell. I would cherish this forever. My boyfriend told me a while back that I shouldn't play SWTOR because he's afraid that it would be highly addictive and I would play it as much as *he and his friends* used to play WoW. I think it's interesting how I shouldn't play something because his friends have no self control....yeah. So, naturally to keep the peace I ditched my plans to play until last night when he told me that he would play with me and that I could either play SWTOR or settle for the other gift he was going to get me for Xmas. I could see that during the fall when there are tons of horny drunk girls in your city this is so fucked up, all of *r/seduction* is like On a video ad? I don't see what you're getting at; the guy who is stoned as fuck and can't find the caps-lock button is the one giving him the encouragement and advice to stay on top of his academics... "if we're going to make these decisions, it's going to be us making them, not our parents or anyone else." Posts it all on Reddit. You do not fast travel in Skyrim Don't really have tips, but I witnessed this in my gym once: Two guys are doing preacher curls, one is lifting and the other one is yelling *THINK OF THE BEACH THINK OF THE BEACH THINK OF THE BEACH* into his face Frying eggs, sadly. You just never know when the oil's gonna pop out at you and get you in the face it's kinda sad, I know. Things are about to get sticky for Spiderman Saw this a couple of days ago on Reddit, my first reaction was almost to save it and post it within days onto Reddit, but then I realized what I was doing ಠ_ಠ (ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ) FUCK everything about imagecarry... i hate the pup up window... Internet Explorer? ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ## There's still a mysterious floating quiver though Well I meant to italicize it for sarcasm but then decided not to. Quotes also looked weird. As far as I'm concerned, byukid is tiny and shortkid is TINY. I wish I could say shortkid inspires me, but mostly he just makes me think " MOTHER NATURE Y U NO FAIR" thank you fork the link. i found it weird she also had racoons It could be worse. Every year my parents give me expensive dinner bills for Christmas and New Years. And my birthday gifts are actually credit card bills for stuff that *they* want, but are too cheap to pay for. It doesn't help that Mom makes twice as much as I do I know this is just a goof, but *feces are cool? *** *** Well atleast you treated them all to a happy ending one day..one day we shall understand what emotional scarrng Figgots recieved to have his face stuck like this - Yep I totally agree with that. I would certainly like to see the MAX able to support itself rather than be ~75% subsidized you've played over 2 months of TF2 Sometimes I wish my country of birth would return to tyrannical dynastic monarchal rule too. Your post title seems to imply that NYT is giving away Kindle Fires free with a subscription. Is that why I get 'd at the library? I suppose I should have put one of these after it the title... Well shit jesus, all you have to do is tell me. I guess it's easier to get your fanatics to chip in on a billboard though... Yeah, for those who decide to opt out... >Comment wasn't even awesome.... or funny. No win whatsoever. I've done this in Skyrim as well. I've also tried to pick flowers in BF3. ### ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Also, "I keep it up" Thats not where the print screen button is located US missiles for South Korea???? wait that is weird!, they are suppose to "give everything" to Israel I checked this guy's youtube account. He wasn't trolling, he really is a huge idiot. And he goes on saying that this prequel "is Hollywood pulling shit out of their asses" and is "destroying what Tolkien spent his life creating" ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ 2 coals and two 50% off coupons on for valve and one for Brink. What part of didn't you understand? Good question. I was hoping to find this subreddit filled with people who enjoyed raving, but all I see is commercialism for the big promoters, while people who through smaller raves get dismissed because they don't get big headliners. I started raving because I found a community that I could relate to, but it's all just corporate bullshit on here. Yeah, but in Quake.. if you do these "flashy movements" you gain a *significant* advantage. In CS though, you can be more than fine as long as you remember to stop before you shoot Mat Damon saved the planet 3 times as Jason Bourne... And did project Greenlight with Ben Affleck, who was also in Gili... with J-Lo... and J-Lo drove a fiat through the ghettos of New York (simulated with green screen). I think he's qualified enough to comment on balls... What they don't tell you, is that the snow flavor is lemon #### ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ I had a boss who let us all leave early at lunch on Christmas Eve...but then docked us all half a day's pay You invalidate your own points After reading your username: I gave that book to my brother for Christmas a couple years ago. He still gives me the when we talk about it. pointless. but at least the team names sound c l OP - "remember me? " Boiling grease steam jets. I see what you did thar. Yea, they tend to get a bit I have the most explainable boner right now... Quench your kitty thirst? I've had this too! My doctor told me that I would never have a recurrence, but it came back a year later. I've done hundreds of Hards and the best I've gotten was a Robin that sold for 3m. say what now. That subreddit is truly golden. its okay, I feel for your pain man. life is really bullshit sometimes... Downvotes for recommendations? "The pen was still in working order." How I feel every time I see this heading posted with a very similar picture attached. "Jake's face-off with death started at..." And Paul is a Creationist. Aussie here: they're called Mandarins Man, you're gonna Sam's Town but you put Futures on this list instead of Bleed American? Well, there's no accounting for taste I guess ;) Other than that, this is a solid list. The little preview for The Hobbit makes no mention of Martin Freeman What the actual fuck... That is what underage relatives are for.... I meant baby sitting you dirty birds. And yet you're still here... That's the same link. Oh god why > I'm also confused as to why there is no PC version of this...Ubisoft after reading all these comments, im **GLAD** none of you are in charge. Doesn't like baking... Still requires all the same as/possibly even more work than baking... Instead of oven for 45 minutes, fridge for 2 hours... Why claim that this is yours? It was 60 degrees in NJ today . I did Christmas shopping in a t-shirt :). This will be my first Christmas without snow. Agreed Four.... [](/twicrazy "That's a bad number....how about five instead? Five is a good number. Like five eights.") Uhmmmm also parking on the street. I'm surprised that was left out of the explanation. I can't believe people think that subr is real Washington state and they're wearing weather jackets. Why are they backwards? ba dum chh~ Oh jesus!? I've seen boxers like this in Spencer's for the past 10 years ( ) "Looks like Valve..." ( )>--■-■ Aren't names like "Derp" and "Derpina" usually reserved for human characters in these comics for anonymity. Who is your cat hiding from? ( ) "Looks like you.." ( )>--■-■ ####ZING, BAZINGA, BURN, OH NO YOU DIDN'T, , I SPILLED KEYBOARDS ALL OVER MY ONIONS! NSFL tag would have been nice comic sans. I'm not really sick of it, but, yes, it makes little sense in this context. this is my issue. I had a friend come over one night while I was playing. I thought just maybe if I fast traveled I would get a random dragon, and I did. But then I spent almost 15 minutes trying to get his attention before giving up. "Cool game bro." Reindeer centipede Idle? That really messed with my head How dare you make fun of his speech impediment! Tyler Durden I will trade you Train Simulator 2012 (My game I won eh? ) You're doing it wrong Archangels They're all defective as far as I'm concerned. There's been several times that I've been yelled at by girlfriends, only to have it followed up by "Oh, I'm sorry. I get this way this time of month." If Sasuke has Shukaku, that's just gonna piss me off! However, as a theory, it's not too bad... I was wondering where the One-Tails was after noticing it's not on the battlefield with the other Tailed Beasts. That Eight-Tails pointed out the age-old clash between the One- and Nine-Tails, the Tanuki and the Fox, does make it seem like Sasuke might be in possession of it... ...but it will still piss me off, majorly! (Big Gaara fan, here...) I only had my left ear bud in so I couldn't figure out where the loud Englishman was coming from ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ just crafted 7 coal into a coupon for 33% off valve complete pack Not sure if being serious, or just troll... PISTON LIKE MOTION > Can you even imagine the phone call I got from him? My eyes It's funny because it's racist. Y u no look at front page before posting? Just saw the edit about making the rest, but initially it made me so hard to see that there was a Packers bag of shame flair but not an Eagles bag of shame flair. These are awesome, btw. But did you ask for monies The Precambrian Shield and Wisconsin Glaciation must have missed that first class ლ( ლ) I'm so sleep-deprived it actually worked ** ** Ok... I played french horn in college and found this as a related video while listening to Dmitri Shostakovich - "Waltz No. 2". The title says "Amazing Russian Singer." I did not mock him. Perhaps you don't appreciate tongue and cheek humor. This is not completely true. The people of each state vote for who they want by popular vote, and the reps should give the state "points" to that candidate, but technically the electoral college can give their votes to the other candidate if they want to. The infinity button False. A vuvuzela does not make music . Plant a tree in Your Mom... You got me I used to be like that when I was 16. So, i was studying this broad, and out of nowhere she said "they aren't gonna talk to you yeh know" and I replied "well maybe if i stare long enough..." which got me slapped I set my friend on fire today with a can of axe and a match... In my family we've always used margarine. But I came home for Christmas I noticed there was butter on the table, when I question my mom I got the answer: "There's a shortage." Browsed to comments to state just that! She clearly doesn't know how good she has it. That bitch probably wanted a crappy movie like 'Sex &amp; the City' instead Now you're not the only one. does that mean the secret santa is the father? well that's no secret unless... Sounds like this guy wants her to balance on his face I thought that was Eva Braun Too lazy to chart the first half, I see... also, I believe that's *Pump It Up*. Yeah, atheists don't believe in philosophies.... irregardless Did she use wax and remove it with a razor? Or did she remove the wax while on her period? That's really all i can think of Doesn't want to share it with friends, shares it on reddit. I have no idea what is going on right now If he was truly Socially Awkward he would have proof read it twice, started sending and canceled halfway through to edit again. I know from experience Well, I know I am *seriously* late to this party... but that is exactly how my mother-in-law is. I'll be eating dinner, and plan to clean up after I eat and she'll freak out that there are dirty dishes around. Or I'll be watching a movie while eating dinner, and finish my food before I go tend to the dishes... People like that drive me nuts. Some adventures and "conquests" are better left untold. But would you just drop your pants in front of someone's fiance without asking if that was okay? I understand that swimsuit is equivalent to underwear(although a lot of them these days cover less than underwear does ), but it's the fact that she'd get undressed in front of someone's fiance that gets to me. hmmm You sicken me. Shield booster + extender ? I'm on my iPhone and I couldn't see it. I thought it was loading for 5 minutes as soon as you said "without requiring much programming knowledge" this post got a lot less interesting I have a friend who uses the exact pen name as you on other social sites > > uhm, no, that does not make them zionist. Supporting a country's existence isn't zionism. Israel isn't always on the right side of things but that doesn't mean it shouldn't exist! That's a weird position for you to take. you're basically saying "If you support Israel's existance as a country you're zionist". Which is very weird. is there no place in the internet that damned arrow cannot reach Your username and eagerness of this request makes me Listening to "Anakin's Betrayal" from the Episode III soundtrack gives this whole situation the tragic something. And it fuels my hate. I am a Jedi. Every. Fucking. Time. Who celebrates spring break in August? BUT WHY? WHY DO YOU WANT YOUR CUM IN YOUR MOUTH? She . . . she's so *wet*. Is this why I can't find a girlfriend?! Cause they're all at home balancing objects on their face!?... "Mr. Morish, a retired painter and decorator" That's... beautiful Really...that’s it??... Σ( ) Go to your room and think about what you've done...and dont come out till you have something better I now regret clicking this... I didn't expect Coleman to speak like that That CSM force is (just nearly) an exact replica of a recent Beat Matt Batrep. I got a 25% off coupon for Deus Ex: Human Revolution....I already own that game, I got it 2 weeks ago ..and not being able to clear its orbit has nothing to do with its gravitational field (read size)? But the title is so tame Thus all the (/) it covers the bases Gee thanks jesus We are still waiting... Now try not to die eh? "the more boundless your vision, the more real you are" You cheated on your gf with your mom... Better than SAW, the game I got for free. I think it got a 55/100 score. Redditor for 2 minutes Think about that long and... hard. They stalled Monday night football I love how 90% of Big Bang Theory fans pride themselves on being part of the 10% who got the joke. And he follows Molag Bal's order to kill you. *eyes username* My niece was once mistaken as my girlfriend. By my grandfather Mr Morrish, a retired painter yay! who the fuck are those other three? I still sometimes goof and call it "Crap Cleaner". On a good day I'll get a giggle out of the customer. On a bad day, . Honestly I share their sentiment. You really had trouble saying "Stop" just because she was coming on to you? Either you have serious self-control issues (and really wanted to fuck that 13-year-old, to which I can only respond ), or are easily pressured into doing things you don't want to, which presents a whole other set of problems (female-on-male rape comes to mind). *Only* once? Looks more like the dog is getting raped Yes, yes I do....unfortunately. Possibly more importantly... I think you just identified another fallacy relating to God's omniscience and omnipotency. If God is all knowing, he's incapable of learning, yet we are capable of learning. Therefore human's possess an ability that God cannot, removing god omnipotency? This is also really similar to the problem of God's omnibenevolence regarding the capability of "evil". My mom's name is Trudy.... Yes, it's a good thing she's not growing up thinking she's really made of sugar like so many kids in her generation are. she's a gilf to you? The flab? Jimmy Fallon and a bunch of voice actors get picked over Sean "Day [9]" Plott? Good enough for Forbes top 30 under 30 for helping to bring e-sports into the mainstream but apparently not good enough for ign Hole thing? I see what you did there. I made that face right before I looked down to your comment. i ate my own poop once when i was little....on purpose.. Is it just me or are more hipster chicks starting to wear their hair shorter? Also seeing that terrible 80s half shaved hairstyle coming back. I think we both see the phallic symbol here... You don't have OCD. You're just fuckin paranoid. after all these months lurking reddit, i can say that i'm pretty numb to most things on the internet now. but this, this i can't get over. i thought i was immune to all things internet by now, but nope. Not sure if ing at me or ing at yourself Actually, people have come up to me and told me this before. Black-on-Black attack....ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ TAKE. THAT. BACK. That's fucking terrifying . Animal cruelty I have a feeling they're the kind of people who'd say "They're not the *real* Maya" Cuenca Back of the face? Isn't that the same thing as the back of the head? Am I missing something here. Im fairly certain that Apple has stated that they want people to view Apple, not as a brand but as a culture . much funner... funnest... That word has a whole other meaning when your brain doesn't register the second P at first. Like I'd let my boss catch me looking at blowholes at work? That is bullshit, I still draw stickmen and I'm definitely not represented on that chart of yours, that doesn't make me a retard. I certainly hope... > Praise Talos You can hear them? The W is an upside down M instead of an actual W card. 1535 upvotes, 309 views. And playing with the bordered UI on? One older sister, one younger sister and three younger brothers...no memory of any such experiments taking place. ಠ_ಠ Windows + L locks the computer requiring a password to get back on, useful if you live with a bunch of snoopy siblings that like to get on your computer while you're in the bathroom, then complain when you try and kick them off My current job, I was in the middle of a project last week when my boss comes in (he's rarely in the office) and proceeds to blame me for a project that hasn't been finished, when in reality I had everything ready for review weeks ago, and my co-worker and I were actually trying to get ahold of him to review it, and he had been giving me dozens of other "high priority" tasks to work on. Upon explaining this I was told it was still my fault for not communicating with him I don't want to name particular names, but in my early days on this forum, I came on looking for basically some community to talk to. What I was met with was a " Did you really just use the term 'GG' in this forum!?" response. This was not friendly, nor was it helpful. ...didn't someone else ask this a few weeks ago? I have no idea...what's...........ಠ_ಠ.........going on either......what an odd ಠ_ಠ re....quest of my wife.... I heard on the radio that the city has decided not to plow any secondary streets. They apparently plan on letting mother nature do their job for them. We caught a friend throwing up on the zinc, when another of my friends started yelling at him for throwing up on his dishes he answered "I'm not throwing up... I'm washing them for you" he then grabbed the plates and stared throwing them into a garbage can... I have the strangest feeling someday I'll be saying this exact same thing to my pet, with my spouse in front of me Just looks like a bear naked rat. Definitely insane - now there asking "Would lowering the minimum wage be good for jobs?" They exist, though I'm sure you're just 'ing at it not being underwater in the game. Import taxes? Take a guess. But do you want to know something funny? The brazilian iPhone 4S 16GB is so expensive that it's actually cheaper to travel to New York by plane, stay at a hotel for one day, buy the iPhone 4S 16GB there and then travel back by plane. So import taxes aren't always the problem here. It's shit like this ladies I love his shout....I imagine his face looks like this when he accidentally comes across one of these videos these days -> _ಠں ▃ಠ▄ಠ▆ಠ▄ಠ▄ಠ▃ಠ▃ಥ_ಥ▃ಥ▄ಥ▆ಥ_- -_-०_० Small town cops think that they are the law. True and truer. I guess it was an off the cuff post on my part, as I know he was working with a lot of Jordan's materials anyways... and Brandon himself is excellent. A small part of me was going "Sloooow it down! " first mention of dota , too much scrolling Habs and Oilers sheets 6-8-5 There needs to be a "mark all as read" feature. Mine shows 53 and I really don't want to go through them one by one to clear out the badge. Rick roll. This changes everything... > now you recommend downloading from a site famous for bundling malware around applications? Click a link to see catastrophic flood damage in Japan, first have to sit through an ad full of smiling white people playing Guitar Hero. I'm an audiophile/dj/producer and everytime someone asks me if the Beats by dre are any good, i just . (i love my sennheiser hd 380 pros) Girl posted on Facebook. "Just got done with COD Nazi zombies, LOLZ IM SUCH A NERD". That's no tear. If the 'blackifying' of films bothers you, try watching Death at a Funeral. It's the EXACT same movie, with all the genuinely funny parts removed or ruined, or replaced with generic Big Momma's Big House style of 'black' comedy ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Well, you better show up this time [](/xx23 " i'm not durram") Those fries look radioactive It's so hard finding girls who are into Twilight... Indeed. Also, I've just noticed there's a black thong hanging from Gilda's tail, and she has a pierced nipple. Why does all the good stuff get posted when I'm playing Skyrim? *Kate Middleton is on the money here. * Hahaha, try listening to the skyrim soundtrack while doing something normal...like walking. Makes your walks so much more dramatic Anybody else notice that Chad Pennington pwns the hell out of Dan Marino and Brett Farve on this list? ( ) "Looks like you..." ( )>--■-■ He did ask me on a date in messages.... fyi, not sure what you're -ing about, comment was deleted. 14/88? What the fuck?.... "Just because I'm your boyfriend doesn't mean I restrict your actions." I'm pretty sure being in an exclusive relationship means you are restricted from sleeping with other people, but I could be wrong. [](/louder " ") It's even worse when the title is this: . Waitwaitwait. He does Festus **AND** Farengar? What the hell man, those voices don't sound anywhere near similar. That guy has talent. oh and her stepmom is my teacher OMG ### ** ** Mine spawned in lava /Flex My bro said to show it blown up too And male dolphins will isolate and harass a female dolphin to exhaustion, then gang rape her. Im giving aquatic mammals a lot of s recently. Holocaust humor. Ah those Nazi's, always cracking zee gags. His bed is bigger than mine that's just what happens when you impale a dog through the head with a stick Ooooh gossip! That's not a TL;DR. To whom. You forgot to end that with ", eh!". I think you mean " too quickly they are multiplying, damnit" Jesus Foxing Christ that is cute It's **the internet** Real life does not apply on here. Where is on there? Last night my parents were talking about one of my step-cousins who got really upset because one of her classes (college classes, nevertheless) talked about evolution. Then she switched her major to Psych. Um, I'm pretty sure Psychology classes are going to talk about Evolution as well. Micropenis Really? Are you sure? Sources, man. Sources. They spelled "realize" wrong on the captions... Thanks. And ya think? I thought it needed something that clearly implied the voice wasn't God at all, and that the person was actually deeply troubled... 'cuz... it's funny. (Well... the voices in my head were laughing.) Oh finger error. Ha I saw that too and freaked out a little bit This made me laugh harder than I'm comfortable with I was a little too preoccupied staring at the thumbnail of the girl with the cereal. Was that what I was looking for? ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ I used to live there Haha i didn't know what a reach-in is, so at first (even though it did seem really weird) i interpreted it as someone having died working in the position of the "reach-in". I didn't get why the patties would be warm after that, so i guessed the guy must have died right there handling those patties.. Couldn't agree more... Fucking yes. I hate when my friends do that, but I don't think they'll even listen to me. "Yo dude, and maybe ya just want me to spit on ya face instead, huh?" You guys are fucking wackjobs. You can't open pictures at work that displays chicks with little clothing posing in front of a mirror. It's almost just as bad. I don't know whether you work or not, or what kind of job, but you have to realize if you work in an office with not so openminded people around you, (like, older, women, for example), shit's gonna hit the fan! For your sake, I hope nobody else is good at that too Same here. Jesus Christ that thing in the back Wait, you mean to tell me that Ralphie was in the Hangover movie? I wonder..... What happened when he finished? Did his.... I don't know fuck it. Cum go into the seafood? How is there not over 1 million likes for Ron Paul? Where are you so I can tackle-fuck you? Well, it started as ice. Surely should have just filled the bag up with water What the fuck did I just see. I kept reading this as holocaust diner. "I don't create drama. Drama follows me." says it's "not that good" but looks exactly like it. Instead of giving you the " "....I will merely scold you and remind you that things like THIS are the reason Terran continually receives nerf after nerf. His wiener! Why >EDIt: Amazed at all the downvoting going on in this thread. Maybe I was wrong about this community So has he actually replied to a single comment? What the ? You didn't need to, the majority had already seen this. Dem jews, always jewing around Lottery ticket Tried that route before. No use nitpicking and besides spelling isn't the issue here. And then there's the part where you feel like an idiot for inadvertently spelling something wrong yourself after correcting the other person - case in point 'specious' for 'species' . If somebody tells me that I'll be raging lol Reddit continues to like things that I don't like. You posted this 11 hours ago I could excuse it for a typo, but he spelt it wrong twice, 2 different ways. This is all sounding too familiar... Why do you have no objectives Not available in Canada? Really? It's like someone sharted on her face. mammary disappoint Does Reddit count as reading? Especially females who look like Daniel Radcliff it's ironic how i usually read 200-500 comics a day on this site and remember every single repost months later. srsly Because gay men aren't men Most of the time I read non-fiction and anything that I can learn a thing or two from. This notion that reading isn't cool is exactly whats wrong with the education system today. Especially when people can go off getting some ass hat type degree when you know they couldn't even make Kraft dinner right AFTER reading the directions. I did the exact same thing. Exactly. iMessage? Really? *At least* 5 yeas. Le Eau de Douche Today is break-all-the-things-because-it-seemed-like-a-good-time-to-do-it day. Even if it is a beer viral, it's still very cool =D..... Fuck everything about this. It was listed as a recommendation in r/whalebait ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Yea it should be you're. It was crashing for me as well. All online retailers still managed to sell out though "Above image from The Hunt For Red October" , is really a screencap from Star Trek Got paypal to work. Check your country, it said I was in the United Arab Emirates every time. Yeah, weird things happen in Canada too. Look at Justin Bieber. Then reddit lied. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Imgur is hosted by godaddy. It must be so nice to have mommy and daddy pay for everything Omfg... So true! Stan told me about it... . I hope he isn't telling you that while taking your money This is actually pretty racist. Snow monkeys? Like Porch monkeys but colder? And black hearts? wait, how old are you? What the....FUCK .....*presses the like button* Waiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittt ...... If you made a present to your wife.. Where is it? ლ( ლ) You posted a topless photo to reddit, what did you expect..? huh? Are you implying that I don't have a huge cock and tits? > I think I love you. everything..? Her being litterbox trained is a plus. She'll hop around the house when i'm around, because she has a bit of a taste for electric wires Waaittt a minute. I saw this same picture a month or two ago with a different caption. with all these replies... I wonder how many teachers must have noticed and then quickly looked away What's wrong with you people! { } Dreads = the flag is hanging the wrong way Complete a survey to unlock ... What the....FUCK ......this is amazing *presses the like button It never ceases to amaze me how Valve cannot anticipate these problems in advance and buy/move some more server capacity for these events Since when has measuring yourself become rocket science... How did I whoosh? To undo your baptism, you must do the Black Sacrament and then have the priest who baptized you killed. It is the only way. "It will be the talk of your next tailgate." i know, but i've seen people jam it in there... then they say "it was a bitch to plug in". > * * This damn mystery is very mysterious. This had better not be just a load of barnacles I like how he stops playing and this is the dog's face: His right eye is staring into my soul, the other eye, into the camera lens ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ **No.** Sounds like something a 9gag member would say ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ > edit 2: This is the most upvotes I've gotten since I flashed my tits >> > >ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Why is the toaster empty when the knob's still up? We were shown pictures about this is one of my psyc classes and a few people passed out. I can't believe it's still done today! I think some people still believe and practice it today How do female elephants cope with that Future BLT, but hope the mama isn't right on his heels Why. _ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ _ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ _ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ _ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ _ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ _ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ _ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ 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ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ _ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ _ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ _ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ _ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ _ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ _ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ _ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ _ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Seems logical to me The meth was good? $15 for a USB cable? 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I can screen cap the conversation and post it. Shouldn't you be able to answer that, Squirrel*mike*? I wouldn't mind that it's a repost but... it isn't even the original YouTube video I would give you the largest right now but alas I shall not. two ppl predicted the 76ers to win the atlantic division... i remember when i was 12 walking with my mum xmas shopping, some bitch rammed her fucking cart into the back of my leg, we wasnt even in the way or anything, we had our cart at the side trying to get some cheese , and cut straight up from just above the back of my knee to to just under the ass cheek, when we confronted her, she ignored us and moved on, later around the shop we was on the alchohol isle and the bitch was there, and she 'accidentally' knocked 4-5 bottles of wine off the shelf... the bitch tried to accuse me of it and she ended up having to pay ~£50 for it all, when we left the shop me and my mum just laughed it off, Karmas a bitch for ignorant people like this :) Definitely a different Mr. Hankey. You linked to a site called "The Smart Man's Guide to Women" that cites no scientific references despite giving statistics and evolutionary psychology. ( ) Can we please not be stupid? It doesn't matter if it's true or not, cite a source that's more than one step above a high schooler's geocities page from 1999. I don't care if I get the reference I'm staying This is not your grammaw. I've seen this in several other places and tineye shows it being on a few blogs. ... What subreddit do you think this is? ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ gliding action It could be a lot worse *Looks at Origin * So. I know this is a little late.. but I typed in Tulsa in the search bar to see if there was really a post for us haha and I'm glad there is now! Just upset that I'm so late to the party haha Tulsa ent here though! I can't believe I never noticed this inb4 ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ I honestly don't know if I want to upvote this. But I did Just today I saw a Highway Patrol car with them on it. then what do you want lol? - you don't expect someone to buy something from the store that is worth more then you're offering Mewtwo is so badass that he actually has a Dragonite as his mailman 60 subscribers Nice Radio1 rip . TIL r/PicsOfDeadKids doesn't really bother me anymore I see what you did there Is this cyanide and happiness? Or is it... «Ce reddit est bilingue» Atheism is not a religion. When the fuck are they going to learn how stupid they are? Only thing I hate is stupidity, when people REFUSE to unstupid themselves. fairly sure i got it first time... TIL i live in a third world country... I kept waiting for the "Press Esc..." message to go away. I'm giving up on women for the moment, especially when my ex told me she's been seeing her new boyfriend for 4 months. Through complex mathematics I can come to the conclusion that since we only broke 3 months ago there is some over-lap. Kirsten Gillibrand and Charles Schumer are both top recipients of money from... *both opposing AND supporting interests of this bill*. DINKLEBERG! The former theory is false. Vegito's hair doesn't look like this guy's while not Super Saiyan, and Super Saiyan Vegito has only two bangs, while this guy had four while Super Saiyan, much like Super Saiyan Goku. As for the latter... . I just learned champion mechanics and game knowlege. the most deep wisdom I've ever had was smartcasting . Also forever on call, and I carry a duty pager one week a month for the engineering group. Challenger. It's from the future! [When that chick asks if you've killed anything interesting lately, you should definitely have the dialogue option of replying, "Alduin. I killed Alduin. The motherfucking World-Eater. I killed him in Sovngarde. But congrats on offing that bear, though." ](/m) Love to see you using a genuine Apple product they can cast spells and use my Thu´um´s I'm down in Corpus Christi right now and it's miserable, cold, windy and raining. Where I live now in DC, the weather is much better. Makes me go . Don't snoop in other people's phones without their consent. I still can't even cut the paper perfectly straight or cleanly when using these That spoof is so awful that actually made me like Tosh.0 Sounds like one guy who I was friends with in 6th grade. i will see this picture much differently now That guy looks awfully familiar. Ravens get no respect. Not even from reddit. Why would you lie to your mom about looking at girls? [insert deity here] bless you... Err, well... Us anyways. I have the same crap ass shift. That's the one. i have maxed-out settings on my 1000$ laptop with 110 FPS ಠ_ಠ... This is why graphic design majors don't like advertising majors I thought I was clever, and witty for thinking of that. Then... Your post ಠ ಠ I know most men don't like this descriptive applied to themselves, but you're *adorable*. I just made a little *squee*, and my boyfriend 'd me. ... i got 33% on rage for my 7 cents... i begin to think that someone at valve is following the shitty things i get (coupons/coals exclusively) and just thought "hey that guy must be ragin yet lets give him something special for his 7 coals" ............. Don't have nude pictures of your ex as your background That *is* Sarah Palin My mom would sometimes wake me up in the middle of the night to ask me what time she should wake me up... Doesn't even matter, the function isItChristmas() never gets called How considerate of them to spread it out. The clap Your carpet looks like mine! did you break into my apartment? I was so scared to continue reading your comment (username ) Just in case the OP does this, I'm placing these "eyes of disapproval" here for the co-worker! Why do my posts always seem to get tagged nsfw The jolly ranchers story doesn't qualify as awkward, it's disgusting. So don't even bother posting it. I presently work with a high-profile suspected murderer He's an asshole but there is not enough evidence to convict him... yet... Wears hijab... but drinks alcohol? I live in a smallish hick town (the house I live in is amazingly modern... but the location just sucks). And often times there are stupid, presumably high, kids who meander around the sidewalk out front during ungodly hours of the night (like 2am). I am always afraid someone is going to try and break into my house... If you add on the fact that I suffer from paranoia -- I just mitigate the feelings by sleeping with a knife next to me and a loaded gun in the closet Yeah, fuck charity! I'm not against the death penalty as a whole, but a lot of states are acting like children with assault rifles.^Texas&nbsp; Well, as long as I can think for myself and make my own decisions, I think I'm perfectly capable of being a terrible person... Ah well. Aww, you did? I think that comment just made my day for some reason, haha. And I guess I do have a lot of life left, unless I'm unlucky enough to die a premature death. I suppose I shouldn't fret... That was a really good piece of advice. c: What if he actually thinks like that and just used this chance to express his opinions freely without being judged because everyone except for sardmuffins will think it is sarcastic? That joke To make sure I was alive, because I wasn't moving. You're right, since the oppression in my country is not as bad as the oppression in your country, I'll just ignore policies allowing the military to detain citizens without trial and reports of police tying a man naked to a chair and pepper spraying him to death. It's the same in hospitals; whenever someone is diagnosed with cancer, all appendicitis patients are dropped. I want this. Stealing for next year. I was trying to remember the anime that had this concept in it, but then I realized I was thinking of Fight Club. clicked link. wish I had different username. i swear i read this story in another thread, but i can't quite remember ...My Little Pony. If you don't care, don't read them. I got banned for saying "gg noobs" at the end of a bot game It's impossible that you are actually a cat like your username would make people believe. Everyone knows cats can't make afternoon plans . Some people say... That one can only apply value to something, if it is popularly seen as valuable in one's own society... ffffffffft... Printscreen. that video at the bottom.... I suggest we replace the 'literally hitler' phrase with 'literally the GoDaddy CEO' as that faggot is 100 times worseಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I hope. For a second I was like but then I figured it was supposed to be like that :P My dad and I were like this the entire time before this play. We couldn't believe it. Cruz is the best. He is there when Nicks isn't. Call me a wanker, insult my mother, slap me if you must but NEVER call me a daily mail reader Re-re-re-repost! . . . That's just wrong and completely unentertaining, the ~~opposite of~~ same as all reddit novelty accounts. Those are from me. to ask me if i was asleep.... RPG: Dungeon Siege III ... I had a friend that gave me a gift on steam once..... I abruptly declined and uninstalled steam, he is no longer my friend > Wow, you you assume that because the majority of the people here are males, they will automatically be misogynistic racists, and we are offensive when we make an off color joke? This year the schools where I live asked the Jewish parents not to keep the kids home for the second days of Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur because they were missing too much school. Then we get nearly three weeks off for Christmas ####*** *** #### got woken up at 00:00 for a 3 kilometers walk #### I feel the same way. I always feel like I have mana issues and that my play is somehow the worst ever... you better hope he's a thorough wiper Guys He wasn't supposed to open that until tomorrow ... When the hell did you manage to sneak out of my vagina? Dude, you smoke an eighth every 2 days and you don't know about resin? C'mon now The one thing that isn't American is made in America "rail" Asian, White >Can not unsee.... still eating my taco how ever "Church cancelled"? wwws ? ####ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ No extra pay? YA I KNOW, PRETTY FUNNY RITE?? ... > Weren't the 'independent' election monitors funded by the US State Department? *didn't see it, didn't see it* what the fuck?! o.0 ** ** Sick board.... but why the flows?! Can't tell You can recognize rascal flatts lyrics? And my axe! I'll just give myself a as well for my own idiocy. When did we turn black? But she submitted it for upvotes. Happy 1999 ... ####(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻^^^^^^^^ ** ** Popping. ####(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Number 2 comment is an arrow-to-the-knee joke This happened with my dad a little while ago. (Black Ops instead of BF3, but same concept) He walks in and is like "Why are you shooting over your teammates?" I explained to him that I couldn't hurt them and proceeded to unload into their backs. He walked out of the room with a very face. not necessarily the middle of the night, but yesterday this girl I know texted me at 8am to say sorry for texting me really early the previous day and waking me up Where the fuck are you hanging out? fuck me they are talking about amphetamine like it's not bad at all You're damn right you do. Sorry, but why does squirtle look like he jizzed on his? I think your main problem here is that your eating Easter chocolate on Christmas. We had a Secret Santa exchange one year when I was in elementary school. All the other kids got cool toys, make-up, and other fun things. I got one of those soap gift sets. Turned out my Secret Santa didn't like me and convinced her mother that a 4th grader would love to have bath salts and floating candles. I still don't like getting those bath sets, at least as gifts. There's this invention called *wireless headphones*. It snowed? I must have missed it cause I only remember it raining recently "I totally understand where you're coming from—I used to think the same thing, myself—but once you try it, you'll come around. You're just not there yet." Cool cases but YUCK Ohio state. Michigan man here. Can't approve. As an Alaskan, funnyjunk Run to your presents and unwrap them... dude, that REALLY looks like shit. Isn't this song about date-rape? Donald... Alien Blue HD ... For reading Reddit :3 ... it even has a [ ] button! A few inches later Fuck you now I want pho It's...for...YOU It's fucking winter out there Ok. This gag is already old. Stop Point out that PERCENT True Damage is not countered by HP - Get downvoted. Why would you go AD on Fizz? oh god why the picture Oh. Oooooooooohhhh. Oh god why. Read the title as "She’s Too Young For Double Penetration" "the only real documented ancient hebrew text is the old testament" It would've have been an absolutely sweet video if not for a couple of kids that got violent for not getting what they wanted I was expecting Ace Venture, neither of you delivered. I am disappoint. Is it just me or is there some demon in the frame of your grandma's bedroom? For a brief period of time, there was a legit iOS port of VLC Player, but it was quickly removed from the App store because it was just TOO awesome. Maybe? Oh god. # This isn't a question at all sir. Why, this looks like a demand D-Bryan buried himself a little too much Video removed Those aren't turtles, their Koi Funny, mine is to continue banging fat girls without anyone tagging me as a chubby chaser. And a Merry Xmas to you too Vista What the fuck. is. cussing. www.pornhub.com problem solved. Ps - OP, how the fuck did that happen. i thought this sounded familiar, thanks for the link, I remember seeing it once before and having the same that i'm having now. Tl;Dr: reddit helped me ace my classes. My cracked iPhone doesn't. looks like the old bloke is checking your sister out hope he's not your dad omg its like the sixth time ive seen this reposted I wonder if you'll find company at the bottom of that bottle Are you fucking kidding me? Right "Theres a difference between rough sex et al. and rape" isn't a question For scientific reasons.... Why did you put your face near the book? Fuck. I paid full price... This just in, Artisis likes hot sauce! “Leí algo que seguramente en mi vocación por la política alentaba ese espíritu. Fueron varios libros, algunos, La silla del águila, de Krauze” I see what you did there Just grow some balls and do it... But do it nicely! Apple earbuds... Nice? I right-clicked and reopened the image in a new tab... fap fap fap fap ... ... ... ... ... fap fap fap fap I own a Burton Bullet, I was also at Snowshoe WV a couple Thursdays ago, in the rain. Rape a dude Damn toasters fraking up my posts That is Kobe's hand, unless her right hand has two thumbs... What is she doing with his lightsabre That's it! You're all going to bed without supper tonight! Yes... I'm waiting I hate when I read a question, then look below for the answer and it's deleted. what can i say? i am a freak by design. mehhhh. ah this reminds me of the time a couple of weeks ago when a really good looking girl asked me for a dance, needless to say i thought she was asking a different question and casually said no, she walks off look round to my friends, then, How could you possibly think you wouldn't get any upvotes? That's not how that meme works. I think he is implying that he is a hypocrite therefore conveying the joke . That word, I don't think it means what you think it means. Why do I even know that this is Christina Aguilera… so its not another insidious blunder by the evil registrar godaddy, its just a privacy setting issue? I heard the new Mission Impossible movie was good. Not sure if you want theatre or DVD or... Zappos giftcard; $25; maybe a knit hat but I'm open for anything. I'm a sophomore in college, so no old man stuff I'm also willing to spend an additional $50. This amount is flexible though so if you see something awesome for more, I may still buy it. "Maybe if you meet a nice girl, we can go on double-dates" -Grandma, who has better luck with romance than her 19 year old grandson. I thought they were making a huge deal about bringing Steamworks to ps3 This literally describes how it was working in apple retail. Customers were either 16 or 90.. Tell us. WE MUST KNOW. Yeah, you *would* say that, ev3rclear. That matched the Deadmau5 I was listening to perfectly. On every repetition as well. Can Not Unsee. Try sharing your ACTUAL birthday with Christmas I don't want to live on this planet anymore Wait, what if... That was *almost every comic here*? What a disgusting little pervert We had two kinds of crackers this year and one of them (supposedly the "premium" variety) didn't have jokes Pfft mi comentario está pendiente de aprobación >Why this stigma that a single person spends their holidays completely differently to people in a relationship. Misty does not have a Squirtle. Unobtainium... I wasn't aware that people actually saw that movie I was avidly saying to myself, "Yes DownVotesAllCats, you ARE doing it right!" Until I noticed you placed the knife on the wrong side of the plate. Hmm if is was slendy..could I do this? Do you understand emoticons like this , or this ಠ_ರೃ , or this (ﾟヮﾟ) . "these days" and in the old days kids were never bad. Ever. Parents were never bad. And everyone respected everyone. ... ಠ_ಠ like THIS IS SO GOOD..? Every time i ಠ_ಠ it's confusion. never ಠ_ಠ. never again. Woah, bro you trolled me max level!! The ending made it all ok. But what if the in-law part means it's OP's wife's husband? I was given my grandfather's 20-year-old cavalier wagon when I got my license, but the catch was that I had to fix it. The thing was the definition of a rust bucket. I spent days underneath that car working on it, getting it running again, and I used it for well over a year. When it finally died I was sad to see it go away on a flatbed to the junkyard. And to think that there are little shits out there who complain that they got a Benz. I say get rid of the bold. We need to be told that it's a reflection, I think. Other than that, short, to the point, and sent a chill down my spine on Christmas. I've seen girls draw penises in my house on a chalkboard wall I counted the letters in your "ffffuuuuu"...only to find it was exactly f7u12 Gg on trying to shoot down even further the confidence of someone who does not think too highly of themselves but maintains a shred of confidence by rating themselves as something reasonable in their minds. Oh, also gg on posting something irrelevant, unfunny, dickish/trollish and off-topic all in one sentence . That's only if you buy it used. If you buy it new it only costs $1250... and if he did shake... His fingers were crossed. How nice of the rival drug cartels to leave a note. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ "it lookes" High school science classes lied to me! ლ( ლ) It's getting late. For some reason I read the title as "I caught a coyote", and my first thought was "you tried to breastfeed it? " Thank you! Not fun having to spend Christmas in the hospital =(. I'm absolutely amazed at the food they serve here... I'm on a liquid only diet during my hospital stay and they bring a small bowl of chicken broth, full sugar jello, full sugar apple juice, full sugar coca cola, and full sugar ice cream. I asked for a second bowl of broth and turned the rest of the candy-foods away. I then asked the nurse for the diabetic version of the liquid meal for dinner, hoping I would get something that wasn't a carb bomb.. Everything is the same (even ice cream!) except they gave me diet coke... 9GAG If she's going to get you ferretskin socks, she could at least leave the original heads on them. Maddening. Okay, thanks a lot man. I'll have to see what I can workup as a socket to the web chat. Making me drag out C sockets Twitch.TV... Parents were called and he (cop) threatened to get me on statutory rape. I was 18, she was 17. Category "Childrens Religion" ... you dont see that shit here in Finland. Need...this...NAO Why are people calling their ISP because they can't connect to their WiFi? Aren't you in jail Erm, you misspelled stereotypical and Stanford. What were you doing with a video camera outside his house??? What is tragic for the children of the world is how many OPs there are out there who are scum and abandon their family for some flavor of the week girl . The kid deserves better, just saying. And he gives a review of a game when he hasn't even finished it. I fought 2 elder dragons at the same time. I quicksaved a bunch during the fight, and at one point, quicksaved right as one was in front of me and the other landed next to me. It took many, many reloads to win that one. And the first time I killed them both, a bandit killed me before I could save. ლ( ლ) Totally agreed, and I really enjoyed learning about the phrase! Sorry I didn't mean to admonish you it's just that reading that closing line left me all ' ' so I felt compelled to post. I love the thing the lady does with her hips at the end. I'd downvote this post. "OH NO GUYS, A BODY-BUILDING BLACK GUY!" Yeah, she bought you something nice and you probably just bought yourself a firearm... Nice try, friend tracker spambot. And all this time I was using Vaseline I'm so confused...that links to a post "my gf made this" and this one is "my mom made this". Wat. HOLY BALLS! Nice try, Oscar De La Hoya's friend. Lee Sin WAT. We need more instructional pics.. for science of course. You handled that really well and kept calm, haha I totally would have lost my cool. I was getting an eye twitch even reading that, especially when they start saying they will 'pray for you' !!!! This was literally posted yesterday. I was at Walgreens with my coworker and when we saw that, his reaction was "Wow, why would anyone buy that? I mean I guess it's cheaper than a regular Christmas tree, but jeeze." The only time I ever saw this error was when one of my accounts on Google Apps was disabled. I was then presented with this box and since there was no password that would appease it, it could not be dismissed (it kept reopening almost if I hit Ok or Cancel). I eventually got passed it by managing to navigate to settings, then hitting airplane mode between pop ups, and then power-cycling the device. This is a bug that I wish Apple should fix, if only they had made their Cancel button work, I could have been saved all that trouble. Damnit r/gaming, seriously this is a top post? My mom's exact words: "We didn't buy enough *living room* this year." **-FTFY** NO. your I don't care if its shaped like a child molestation, if its good candy you eat it. Why did you take a picture of his corpse... it's not actually an audi. I just googled pictures of cars so I didn't have to draw it out. We used to have spare keys, but my sister lost them This is exactly what I am not looking for. Except for dungeoneering. but even has eyebrows! Not after watching so much Walking Dead (which needs to stop being so lame compared to the comic) and playing Left for Dead 2 He also has mountains made of toys and candy... You mean they're not in Spain either? YOU N'WAH! That name is disturbingly relevant Instant Too wide for penis^penis^penis^penis ~~ ~~ Even if I did have a concealed weapon with me in there, how would they know about and enforce their rule? Why wasn't *he* waiting for you on the bed today? You've only requested games in your account and never given one, I'm not going to count your entry. 20 dollar shipping is completely ridiculous,utterly ridiculous you fuckin with me? ...Really? This image makes me think of the term 'head'. And I'm not thinking about him sucking my dick. what TIL tl;af ಠ_ Not if you wear pants under them. Yeah... Those damn Any Time Machine Machines. You can get a PhD in homeopathy How is it possible to do that in a day I still haven't played MW3 but I wanted to know how it ends too. But then I heard the campaign was shorter than MW1... ** ** ...what? Zombies can smell blood. We can't have a woman bleeding out every 28 days and leading the Zed right to our location. They're a liability. Winston says that. I forgot the warning and had headphones on I see what you did there. This makes me glad I'm working in a small company, comparatively. While we don't go bleeding edge (except, you know, *when we do* ), we have a pretty sane policy about making tools work. That bring said, we're just now migrating our last 5.x FreeBSDs. I wish. .^^*** *** ####ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠKEEPSCROLLINGYOUBITCHಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ This reminds me of the time they released Halo Reach on the market in August of last year and charged a million points for it, I think. And somebody bought it . Really....you couldn't remember this song? One of the most overplayed and joked about songs ever.... GIFs don't work on Facebook You can't yourself. Hashtag on Facebook. your name... Uploader has made this video not available in your country damn hats 3000 isn't alot! written in the main post! OK Cupid's data analysis blog found that girls doing it actually got more messages from potential matches than girls who didn't I swear I haven't been drinking too much eggnog, but totally read the title as "I just put a bra area on my deck" If you can just do these like Sha-BLAP! I would pay you like 20$ for one of these... 300% luk.... N0^No^No^No^No^No^No^No^No^No^ I know when I start playing Skyrim I gain 30 pounds and a mustache. Awesome thumbnail You misspelled d.... oh I don't trust you... Hundreds of bubbles bursting I've heard this one before. I don't see a diamond ... I'm damn serious The shoulder pads are on backwards. To anyone who thinks this is a great idea, PLEASE don't do it if you have downstairs neighbors Or maybe they could be gay with a fetish. Her eyes are freaking me out Oh god damn!lol Man that was fucking disgusting i couldn't even finish watching it Where's the lightning kid dressed up as minnie mouse looks like a younger version of my boyfriend........ Now I'm imagining people having sex to the beat of a metronome. Thanks I have never in my life, through several times of attempting to do so, been able to comprehend this game. No. Do you live in my house? The one I found wasn't his, my mistake. It's either he got downvoted and deleted it or is just lying for internet points. Either way; . Internet Explorer > I went into the bathroom at Best Buy and the guy next to me was on his phone, talking about porn. This is not for /r/wtf OP doesn't even have the decency to upvote the comments Not sure if grossed out, or impressed -.- Where are you? BARBAS WOULD KILL US ALL *** *** We have really no problem with people using us as Mascots, but it upsets us when people who are not of the Tribes get upset about it being offensive. They do not know what offends us, tell them to stop trying to put words in our mouths. #### I just ended a ~5 year streak of not being sick. I thought I simply 'didn't get sick anymore' but my genius co-worker shows up sick, tried to sneeze into his arm, missed, and sneezed directly in my face He doesn't support my right to my own body for starters.... Which is kind of a big one to me, seeing as I have a uterus and all... >i'm sure that "south town" (wherever that is) hasn't had snow either. You should not be taste testing your compressed air. "Don't complain if you didn't vote" No one, in the history of ever. ** ** I wouldn't expect much story resolution from 'Borderline_Porn' NOPE. Doctrina comunistă neagă existența acestor fantasmagorii capitaliste, tovarășa Glad the secret ingredient wasn't Hair ... Oh God, my grandfather suggested we check those out yesterday... I better not get hit on by any reddit girls. Now you vanished from my list and i have your request. I accept it, and it comes back. Omg that first one with the owl... What in the actual fuck?! I had a slight typo when i entered mine That makes two of us So is the OP duckface Also "evidence" is not the same thing as "proof". dude its in reply to his joke Congratulations! It's a... Wow thats bad. You're a class act, ScadeyDrummer Ah memories of ripped frenulums past... Just ordered it from amazon. Thanks for the heads up on its existence. I see there's a guide for assassin's creed. Might get it since I have the game but have been unable to play it due to the odd key combos needed to navigate, climb, jump, etc. and before the haters can pounce, yes, I'm an old dude and it takes me longer to get up to speed, but at least I'm trying. Let's see if you can say the same when you reach my age . NO Your name is obviousstatement, how ironic... Totally. It's been really horrible how he's helped save the economy from the brink of a depression, reformed the health care system, lowered taxes on the middle class, provided more funding for veterans' health, ended Don't Ask Don't Tell, and got us out of Iraq. This administration has just been a fucking Greek tragedy so far. I thought mean you didn't understand? She is working with the enemy tl;dr He said it wouldn't be "safe" if I came over again the following weekend. Seems Legit. what kind of sorcery allows you to log back in if you ever get logged out? There's...there's...*sediment* there. /r/wtf you live up to your description... You have to try to hit spells in a teamfight? ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ I have the weirdest boner right now She's looks like Lila from Dexter She knew he was the one when he got thrown through a window in a bar fight and came back inside for his beer. (I wish I was making this up. These people are insane. I refuse to holiday with them for my safety) I don't always post on reddit, but when I do it's when I see a pretty pussy, stay wet my friend Surely 1 topic is enough guys That's Spanish, not Portuguese Redditor from Portland, Oregon going all "I saw it before it was cool." How original. I don't know about your hair but your friend on the left is a hottie sure would love to see her give you a hair cut while she's naked. You know the one on the first pick with the pretty eyes. Just saying. >Dont breed shit. 9gag Oh my lord, they're breeding. I sincerly hope that T-shirt does not read "I heart N-Control". also another plus is that my ones feel like the real deal, which was really surprising the first time i touched another pair (of female ones ) your grandma is your mom? ( ) ( )>-■■ Sailor Moon was 14 Are you wearing socks with sandals? Redditor for one year >which was really surprising the first time i touched another pair (of female ones ) First red flag: **"Professional body armor"** i.e. Tae Kwon Do chest protector. Yeah what slashfitnessalt said Bearbacking is dangerous *Poof* I'm starting to think people have no idea Crit is Randomly Generated, and is not affected greatly by its own % Chance and that the statistical point of view is almost insignificant (to a point). Thanks for your helpful feedback I love the little rag doll animation of my character before I die, at least the deathlords give me a bit of laughter before my death Great idea, except the horrible thought of having a /r/spacedicks tent. Loved this game on GBA. I was so excited to hear it was coming to iOS (specifically iPad). It was promised in the fall but I am still waiting on the iPad version Why did you say brother if you meant cousin the whole time? Redditor for 3 hours? C'mon bro. This has been known for 3 weeks Damnit Rick, there were three things and you only remember one now? Well I know I'd vote for him. We agree on all the key social issues!!! Um...seriously these people think it's not sexual assault if she's had sex before? WTF?!!! SOOOO COOOOT It isn't... You'd think "dissolution of [...] skeletal mass" would be an ill-effect. I don't even play that much anymore because my girlfriend's spoiled most of it for me. "Never let anyone touch that beautiful hair." "cute little kid" #### ಠ_ಠ...ಠ_ಠ...ಠ_ಠ... I saw that first photo and thought there was going to be a hanging. Most Women I know are like this, they judge me the moment I speak, and I can hear it in your dumbass voices ... ' ... I didn't plan that ' ** ** Sounds like you've done it before Apparently he's not... I sent him $10 (for delivery to the UK) and have had no word back since... It is, we really need to beef up security at Site 19 What the heck is going on? I was out last week , what did I miss? I had a game where everyone was convinced the only way to play Ursa was to low level solo Rosh ("lvl 1, or 7 to be safe") and rush a vlads as your first item. Frogs are amphibians. And it only took 5 comments into the thread Digimon theme is in my head now. Thanks. 9gag Or (something)-core Clever Girl They probably have a guy who does all their social accounts, he may even be a redditor I can only assume she is referring to oral sex. Cleverly disguised DAE Wow! This is soooo true. Have some karm...wait... Is it sad I read that in Teamfourstar's Vegeta's voice? Where is the source? Or is this fan made? EDIT 1: I fell for it Looking at his last post, dragons were mentioned in the bible This is why I hate straight men. If you don't want me, don't act like it. It's funny cause some of them are black his suit was wet? yeck I am literally blown away by Bowman not making it. He and Willis played 1a/1b all season. >if we had a sarcastic font I stopped reading after she compared Men's Rights to Beating Women and Jailbait. I actually read it as "coconut pie" and didn't think twice about it until my sister, who has been living out of Miami for a few years, read it and was . The Earth didn't have 7 million people for 3 billion years. I have 2 carboys, so I rack to secondary and pour a new batch over the yeast cake. I'm doing this to keep my costs down, a new carboy would get my a from my wife. I guess I need to read up on slanting yeast and making starters. Is it wrong to love dubstep? Seems like people on reddit are haters "FedEx'd" Why the hell is the text in book two slightly higher? >A girl even sent me a nude for it... I kept putting it off and I've been sitting at prestige 5, level 80 for awhile now waiting to get it. Last night I had 18 more to go, so I just said fuck all and let myself get killed until I got them. I was still playing drop zone, so there I was sitting towards the top, 3K points a game with that kind of ratio. ... Said the internet explorer user >Oh, Sorry, I forgot all relationships are exactly the same and everyone probably has the same schedules and is exactly equally tired at the end of the day. Hah, wow - what a loaded question. No, your question doesn't contain a presumption of guilt at all... You said that twice. So 9GAG... we meet again I have tried, so many times, to get into this game. I just can't enjoy it. And I have no idea why because I can enjoy Secret of Mana and the like just fine, but not Chrono Trigger, which I have suggested to me about once every 3 days. &#3232;\_&#3232;^&#3232;\_&#3232;^&#3232;\_&#3232;^&#3232;\_&#3232;^ ^penis So you want her to pay you? Shame on us prudish Americans not being cool with middle-aged men fucking barely post-pubescent girls................... At first I was like , this doesn't work... Don't know if I'm happy to find that I am not the only one who feels this way or very sad that I am not the only one. Life is so great, why can't I enjoy it? your username.... WFG uses linked in to build their contact lists Some capitalist. ......I like apple products I broke my knee and fractured my shin. Total cost (Hospital, Emergsncy, Paramedics, and the visit for no reason to some rehab place) ~$18,000. . Like 3 years ago I pretty much broke my arm, both bones in wrist. Like.... ~$800 in all. "THE MEMBER HAS DELETED THE UPLOAD" 23yo m not looking for sex... . Why not? How did you know? Damn. Please don't use "fascist" to describe "totalitarianism" God, you so aren't alone;-) Curved.Swords. Java Aside from being furry, they have virtually no resemblance with sergals.. What have you been drinking? This is the top comment on the original ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ You don't tell him? ** ** Its only a front to protect my soft side. The only time it comes down is in [/r/aww](/r/aww). Lol what? Wonder if he left his shoes on. If so fair game, Better not be a bar girl What could possibly go wrong? Why the lighter bud? You aren't smoking marijuana cigarettes are you? Is this what you thought or what 9gag thought? > Nice try, Peter Mackay. I called the cop...a poopie headed ninny muggins That's rough, not even LA wants them... I want to execute large portions of the population when watching stuff like this Yes, because since I don't like him for being a homophobe I'd vote for that homophobe. Hey! Me too! Yay for rational texans! My wife and I were driving home today (5 hour drive) and we made a game out of how many bumper stickers we could count that referenced religion, Obama, speaking English, and Texas secession. Got up to 135. They almost always were next to hunting stickers Yay, something positive here in this subreddit...with not-so-positive replies Just don't blame your son *You're* one to talk, Stinkyfacefoot So as an ET on a submarine I'll tell you that we don't have cable or Internet.. I don't know why even a carrier would but that's some skimmer luxury bullshit. You know what else was an awful movie? Kangaroo Jack. There was no need for that movie. This novelty account. Stop existing. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Hopefully your brother doesn't browse gonewild Damn you. must upvote cute. Why the ? It's a month worth of free gigs. And if you apply enough times with different email addresses, you win a months worth of free gigs. It's what i've done the past 3 years. trained observer.... .... "no one tells me no, especially when they are 4 years old" If you feel itchy and uneasy after looking at clusters of holes then you may have trypophobia. I, on the other hand, think that I have quite the opposite (trypophilia) They seem to dive less than professional football players. Real...vampires... @nasltv Accepting credit cards? Yeah, that is also a reason why a lot of nightmares happen. For example, I had a dream I was banging a hot chick, when BOOM! It was Tommy from The Rugrats I was banging! I literally woke up with this face -> I uh... never heard that before I see what you did there. 201 is the best I hope to ever bowl Seems like a lot of stuff in there is in Spanish or Italian. yep. Also, as I understand it, the mane 6 have jobs, houses and adult responsibilities, but the show is still somehow pedophilia. Fun fact 2: CCP, devs pf EVE Online, hired an economist to help them sort out space combat. seem legit. Looks like she has a Face of a rabbit Probably a few bars of Auld Lang Syne and then into either One More Time or The Time (Dirty Bit). I'd rather play Daft Punk but the Top 40 crowd I'll be playing for would probably respond better to Black Eyed Cheese, unfortunately Comic Sans... Probably the one who got caught lifting GW pics for that website you busted. Seriously I'm 26 and feel I need some of this advice being given linda...im waiting. KIDS IN AFRICA ARE STARVING AS WE CONTINUE TO WAIT That tupperware joke makes a lot more sense now. And you guys thought the ".xxx" domain names were just created at an opportune time, for the hell of it The last time I went to a pawnshop looking for a gun (Drako for an SBR project) I was called a hooligan, criminal, and trouble maker for wanting such a gun. Meanwhile he's got a wall full of over priced DPMS ARs and WASRs right behind him. What really pissed me off about this post is that, again, people seem to think that Reddit is their personal army. "The internet will hear about this"? ... ...Nothing ever meant you could. "The internet will hear about this"? ... This would be a really nifty place for the mother of that incestous dude to post why she started fucking her son. Apparently at least one fuck was given. I will marry your friend one day Especially while he's sleeping! At first I thought the new girl was your daughter... Would've been ~~so much worse ~~ a front page AMA. ಠ_ಠ After reading the title I thought it was talking about the fans in the erupption zone who dressed up as a blue spiderman. First time on Reddit where I thought would be necessary until I actually clicked on the link *1 person liked this* ಠ_ಠ_ Probably. She kept saying, "but these are leather". The one's I bought were suede.. So, China doesn't always have the same weather as Australia? When you don't put a subject in your sentence Thanks for the contribution. That dresser and desk were destroyed You're point is that you hate downvotes but I'm pretty sure you downvote all of my replies to you as they are 1 until right before you reply when they turn to 0 ಠ_ಠ_ ಠ_ಠ_ So that adress is 3 blocks from where I work Funny, I'm noticing I have one less negative. Someone must have upvoted my posts right before you posted this... NETFLIX, Y U NO PUT ON INSTANT?!?! ლ( ლ) NO HE MOST CERTAINLY DID NOT. Good thing you didn't say Maartje 1990. "the triangle thing with no bottom" Laker fans Josh Mcdumbass I...am...ashamed... The fuck? I didn't see the penthouse one... [](/wat) Don't know whether to upvote or downvote... Eh, happy holidays, have an upvote. Still, though... when you can't think of a witty title you call it We are not caught in a landslide, there is in fact an escape from reality, and this needs to end here. Hey. I was only posting the pic this app had on profile for her. Google search is or creepers. Yeah, that's not what that means. Have you even looked in a dictionary? Or, you know, the real world? Have fun with your conspiracies, bud. because fucking dudes is going to protect you from getting STDs? Oh I have been. That is actually slowing it down for me. That is, until it freezes in the middle of a dragon fight. That really makes me want to smoke. I'm so glad they say 14 thanks for the help! That makes sense...I'm glad they state 14 No sir, I don't like it. Aurora borealis desert =/ dessert flo rida Looks purple. Looks like it needs a better trimming job It's the from Imgur and negative publicity that is a bigger "hit" on GD. Right now it's snowballing and every little helps. I love that show! I forgot all about it though . ... Damn, that's a remedy to a misfeature that should have come stock. What the hell HTC?! Get your act together. I liked it the whole way, up until the alien part came... "Brazilian" I'm as bad as the xmas noobs so I haven't noticed. > You could have at least said that that was a dark brotherhood spoiler and shes over 1500 elo ( ) great, I just got llama piss all over my keyboard A college professor of mine kept referring to the "p'duff" file he was going to email us. He was trying to say PDF. I will point out that I had an extremely shitty babysitter for kindergarten and first grade. She didn't really watch us and had a bratty kid that could do whatever she wanted, including hitting me in the head with plastic toys. I once mentioned what the kid was doing and was told just to deal with it. 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Yes, that's *exactly* what I was suggesting. Thank you for correcting my naïve viewpoint. Glad you included a description in the comments...my original thoughts: Damn, I wish I had seen this sooner. I bought a Vestax Spin January of this year and have had so many problems with it. The original USB cable stopped working after a few uses, and now when connected to the computer and turned on the red LED comes on but the hardware is not recognized by the software. And of course all their support suggested was trying another cable. How do you know? My roommate pisses in empty water bottles because he is too lazy to walk to the bathroom. He collects those piss bottles under his bed and had nearly a dozen before disposing of them And then the mob disappears. ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ__ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ It is annoying how people associate OCD with tidy-ness, I had a few people even think it was called "Obsessive Cleaning Disorder" , but there is such a huge amount more to it than the stereotype that is false in most situations. The fact the obsessions and compulsions can be anything, infinite possibilities. Which is one of the reasons why I decided to write the article, a lot of people haven't got a clue. OCD is a real mental-issue that causes problems for a large number of people, in my case causing me mental and physical damage, and it needs to be seen for what it is...Not some ridiculous stereotype. NO, THIS---> ಠ ಠ Me goutsta My brother got turned down for a job because he didn't have a car. It was a shitty kiosk job at a mall we lived 15 minutes from. So I could pull off the . Don't make be bring up the whole "girl **with** vagina" thing. > was all like =/ =/= =/= ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ I see what you did there ... Never have I been sicker than when I drank 2 16 oz. steel reserves. Never again!!! This is a parody site. "It's been quite a boon, looking like a child..." Jesus killed children with bulls for making fun of a man's baldness. This, from a guy named toiletcake Same issue here Repost or not, I must say this is fact! What is this faggotry JVR dips his in ketchup. Both times. I think you mean... ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ At first I thought vending machine + free = . Then I clicked– that'll be quite generous. I SERIOUSLY HOPE IT WORKS OUT. 6 foot 8 here. Off you aren't at least 6 foot 5 OP then I'm very angry with you Wow. ಠ_ಠ < first of all... There a touchbutton for this on the iPad app I just bought? Thanks Reddit :)ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ..and Internet? This is not a rage comic. Apparently I need to go to /b/ to find my biological father How did he pronounce " " oh god i hate frost trolls > I see what you did there "Letting go of memories supports a sound state of mind, ...and superior recall"..unless you are trying to recall shit from those memories that you try to let go... > ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Someone posted about this on Reddit awhile back and I put the game in my cart on Amazon, but didn't buy it. Now it's out of stock except for the third party sellers who want ~$100 for it. Serious business? :) .... oh sorry... that guy ** ** "YES LYDIA, I was throwing boulders at you! You caught me!" "aussieland" is in asia btw ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ we want the video. I know for a fact that my dad looks at RedTube. He thinks it's glorious. I just say, 'Yeah, it's a good site..." So brave ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ so brave [] (/a13 "Ummmmmmm..... Thanks? ") The sound of his tires getting destroyed on those rumble strips on the shoulder really bothered me. Probably because I just bought new tires for my car. Yesterday I learned about seepage. Today i saw it "Zionists" "OMG THE JEWS ARE TEH EVILLL" A Popeye's commercial was on TV, and I asked my mom "Why don't we ever go to Popeye's?" She responded with "because its for black people, son." Conveniently, since you were on reddit, I bet this was his look: No, grandpa said he would show her later ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ What? No, not all unicorns are gay. The entire country of Samoa is going to time travel forward a day... Like kyrpa ( ) said it is generally considered here as a band that is listened by a goth teens. Not saying that there aren't any other listeners but the first impression that you get of HIM listeners is the one mentioned. > Oh I'm sorry, I forgot we were on reddit, the most gentlemanly and PC site on the planet. Me gusta especially cause it handles concentrates. It was a travesty the Cowboys didn't die. Summary of this thread: I did that this year, I stood outside in the cold weather. Correction, it was colder than a well diggers ass out there. And I rang the bell for 3 hours straight! So many people just walk by. Otherwise I'll never fit it up my ass... Top Right pictures of the hand...is a right hand I've managed to hit a few choppers with them but when I hit them my screen goes black as if the rocket has exploded and then a few seconds later I'm flying again and the rocket has gone straight through the chopper and actually missed Where the hell were you doing it if you managed to get caught three times in a row? I love how in this promotional video to attract clients, a member of his staff (wearing a wife beater?) flicks off the camera, and Paul says "mother fucking." Gauge hole smell is effing rank. Swampert **NO** .........Watchmen. Someone compared him to Stephon Marbury last year, it's coming true anti aliasing AND THEN TWILIGHT HAPPENED When I was at university, the local Hillel did a promotion for Birthright that I initially thought was rather clever - condoms with the note "Israel: It's Safe to Come!". Then I noticed that the note was stapled to the condoms. . We... we are the same person That is *not* an option. I was talking to a friend a few years ago, back when the first Twilight book came out. She's a fundy, and was talking about being excited to read it. I asked her, "Wait, it's OK to read about vampires and werewolves, but not about witches and wizards?" And she replied, "Well, everyone knows that vampires and werewolves don't exist." With the implication that witches and wizards do... Anyone else notice the at 2:10? Maybe in another 35 yrs we can not discuss this again I know exactly what you're referencing 9gag Wait...how many times DID you catch him? You tried to buy $1600 worth of software for $50 and you're concerned that something sketchy may have happened? Good call on throwing up the Reddit Columbus bat-signal. 38-1 in HC TDM Using the Specialist Package... 1st death came at 22 kills ... Really wanted that HC MOAB. Only MOAB's I have are on FFA. I wondered for a minute too, then realized the christmas lights are held up up with binder clips, its not just a random picture of a bird bath with clips and icicles. Not roots, but still, Can't rape the willing Why don't you have a seat over there? Here u go :3 ಠ_ರೃ ಥ_ಥ ఠ_ఠ Box of tissues. Are you kidding me? My grandmother developed film my dead aunt had left behind. This was the aunt that died before I was old enough to party and smoke cannabis with. I'm looking through the photos thinking my grandmother had already seen them, and there is a photo of my aunt giving head. All I can think to do is and hand the pile of photos back to my grandmother pretending I never saw it. Not too long after I see my grandmother tearing one particular picture up and throwing it away. It took me a minute to get that she wasn't talking about me losing my dominant hand but that she was glad not to lose my coordinated hand. That's not the only thing he *never* does... Why would you want to break your little cousin's toy?! Just hide it whenever you're around it if you don't want to hear it or whatever the heck it does and then give it back to her when you leave. **Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked**. *Apparently, more than twice.* Typical? Question is which parent was the lube for? I can't believe your dad would be that quick to make that up! Wow, he must be such a clever guy! When I was in college a year ago the theater offered $5 matinee mon-thursday and I saw so many movies because you could just wait through the weekend and see the newest movie for half the price. Alas, now I'm in Tampa and a matinee is 10 bucks. Quit touching your sister Yea, and what did that get us? The Governator. Yah, they have the freedom to say it. But, I think Reddit does enforce codes of decorum? Or, rather, the moderaters do? I always struggle when it comes to putting up with asshats. Sigh. /r/web_design was supposed to be for that too. But since somehow, web dev and server admin type things keep leaking into it, it's just become a big general web-related subreddit WAIT, it looks like that cameraman rushed forward for a better shot just a couple seconds BEFORE the pants fell. He KNEW they were gonna drop! Very enlightening. "eh, that's not that shocki..... " From the thumbnail I thought it said 'GET POUNDED" Being able to switch between the different practice modes in game rather than having to go back to the menu every time. Off topic, but can someone tell me how came into use? I'm new! Jesus, you look like my ex I'm guessing you haven't had this problem. I think I have something figured out. 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Oh wow, someone with my area code or sailer And your heterosexuality. Why are you posting pics of my account? I like these kinds of posters (possibly because I'm new enough to reddit that I haven't seen a billion of them, but he's doing it wrong... The only one that actually gives you an idea of the film's content is *The Usual Suspects* one. And I really dislike the Alex one; the "orange" in *A Clockwork Orange* is a pun on "orang," the Malaysian word for man (Burgess thought that "as queer as a clockwork orange" was a Cockney expression). And the *Alien* poster... So Reddit is highschool all over again... complete with bigoted, racial and sexist comments... that are PRAISED. Not everyone who trades keys are scammers Not really interested in Duke Nukem Forever... even if its free I just realized, your username is strangely familiar to "clop-clop" If you feel like your vision is getting blurry and are starting to fade in and out of consciousness, make sure to breathe Those suits...with those shoes... > "not too hot, not too cold"... &nbsp;^^^^^^^^^ &nbsp;^^^^^^^^ &nbsp;^^^^^^^ &nbsp;^^^^^^ &nbsp;^^^^^ &nbsp;^^^^ &nbsp;^^^ &nbsp;^^ &nbsp;^ ## ####` ` #### The jackets don't fit either No surge protection conceived Do want! I thought it said Eastwood "as seen on emofap.tumblr.com" Anal Play *Can't think of a witty title? Use* *instead!* ya i got this with jordis and a flame cloak Damn kajiit... making me test out his shit. If only Time Warner offered it! I'll go. I think this story needs it's own rage comic ... Fornicate. Seeing an awful lot of " " in this thread. wake. up. dead. Seriously, so majestic He's an ass. I met him as a kid (I was like 8) and he tried to make me pay for an autograph. He's also sued the writer of Chuck Norris joke books, for every single book released. At least it's not from behind < > I literally posted this not even a day ago, with the same exact title ...very...cleaver? Like a meat cleaver? When i was 16 i was having trying to have sex with my girlfriend (also 16) at her house. Her father (war vet) showed up out of no where and here we are butt naked, she panic; put on a bathrobe, threw my clothes out her window and pushed me into her closet....So here i am butt naked into her closet where the only thing that was going to my mind was..."this dude is gonna cut my weiner with his army knife ." Oh than i had to leave thru the window naked lmao, i dont think any neighbors saw me thank god. µTorrent 1.8.5. The LAST version of µTorrent. Don't try to say there's a 2.0. It's not µTorrent . My wife did this when she got her license. This is more depressing than the time 75th street brewery caught on fire. 78 The bottom says Rapunzal from Tangled? Hush, the resources were an EXIT_SUCCESS. I thought it was pronounced that way, then i looked at the actual website, and made an effort to reteach myself "Im-gurr". you're such a fag .......... give me a hug bitch Well I was going to use my savings to pay off my student loans... So "most" (however much that means) Christians don't believe the holy inspired words of yahweh are valid?? Makes perfect sense Yes People actually say that? I cannot harder at your name without making my head explode. Seen it. All the disturbing comments have been deleted > Phew. Ctrf+F "sodium phosphate." on that page. Can a weapon be cool, really? Is death cool to you? Stabbed/shot in the kidney Uuuh, Charles, shouldn't you be busy wrestling that octopus? Context on what? Artosis Pylons? You said kitties AND unicorns, mister. As someone with OCD, I don't tell people because the very next thing they do is start fucking with my organization. All of the Midwest is not the same. I don't know where you live, but in and around any of the larger cities (e.g. Chicago, Minneapolis -- hell, even Milwaukee), the most you'll get out of being an out atheist is a couple of crazies who yell at you, some , and the occasional rude comment. 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We have these in my school cafeteria area and it's amazing. It's be so much better if drinks didn't cost so much I haven't had a math class use degrees in at least 6 years. God Fucking Damn it. I hate that shit. Thank you for bringing this up. *HELLOGIGGLES* I got stabbed in the dick. Only if I can watch Damn $15 bucks a bottle? > Thank you, US Congress, for forcing more US jobs overseas! Love*d*? Even if they've seen all the films, start spouting EU references and they don't have a clue to what you're talking about. speaking of which, why can you only loot a tusk and a snout form a mammoth? where's the giant pelt? ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ If you eat a pound, and gain a pound... what do you poop? Seriously. Thousands of karma points and you claim not to be a karma whore? >Seriously. Thousands of karma points and you claim not to be a karma whore? Don't remind me. hahaha just point at your shoes and make this face It looks moldy. What's OP? Not sure if hot girl... or fat man pretending to be hot girl There is a package on AUR also. Depends on gtk2. Barthez I clicked on the link, and went back wondering why this wasnt in the nsfw subreddit, i went back to the site to realize who it actually was. Your name 2 jokes regarding menses came to me, one right after the other. 280KM. In a 100 zone. Never getting in that Supra again. Aww got super excited, but then : "Posted 12 hours ago" OMG!! UR SO RITE! THER SO RANDOM!! I BET THEY LIKE PENGUINS! RHINOCEROS!! Yea, hit by dragonrend, "You didnt tell me where i had land! HA!" *red potatoes* I hate that they only allow you to deauthorize all. If they are going to torture us with these silly restrictions couldn't they at least let us pick which specific pc we want to deauthorize? Username relevant? Why would you be the receiver on your first time This was intense as hell when it crept up on me while riding my bike at night **Scratch** your cock. You don't know what blake velvet is and you paint? Aww Yeah! I know what's going to show on the 10th anniversary dvd/blur ray edition!... Why'd it take you so long to answer,huh!? What are you a racist or something? I bet you thought the answer was "Two. One to screw in the old light bulb and another to steal the plasma TV." You people make me sick! ( ) What do you mean "these people"? I got it in the dailies page. well done sir >It's because of the name. 1. a tu comentario del Santos. Wait... You actually tried to explain it? 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My daughter pointed to the starving black children and said, "Look! Its a baby monkey!". Got lots of . With what? Super meat boy achievement is impossible. Why didn't they use the easier one?! I live in charlotte, NC and I'm getting sick of it. People seem so bitter here. My parents moved about 25 miles outside of chicago and my mom won't stop talking about how nice people are, and they don't comment on her southern accent much. We lived in LV for two years. Never heard the end of it about our accent. One person ask my mom if she was from england. sorry, this is one of the most ridiculous things i've ever read. unfriend him and move on already That's two words. It looks beautiful!, i am so jelly > who know angelfire was still around TIL: your vagina can fall out... You're a moron Oh come on, you know it and you're cashing in on the karma Yes I was over this as soon as I saw Nash in the Dallas jersey ** ** Internet Explorer Mk....You made your roommate investigate? Or your cat? Dude, it's worth it for LaunchPad alone. That feature is irreplaceable... Supervisor I worked with was arrested for child pornography and molestation of his seven-year old daughter. Explained a lot of his behavior around the 14 year old girls we had employed. It's your contribution to the "security" provided by the TSA. Yes, not only do you get to have your junk fondled by that borderline obese TSA agent, but you get to pay ~$2.50 for the privilege! Obviously, America is much safer now. Obviously it was so named to instill "patriotic fervor" so that no one would argue against it. And obviously, the TSA is a spot of sunshine in every air travelers day. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ "invented" WorldNetDaily? Now thats what i call a friendly cheek-kiss. I guess being friendzoned is better than being deadzoned if its about a rpg. The axe is facing left, it must be crafted to the left! And don't even think about putting the sticks at the edge of the square either I see what you did there There was a heartwarming true story of a man who saw the changes from the 1920s to present. Followed by an article about old men volunteering to clean up the nuclear plant disaster since they know they don't have much time left.....and the #1 image is Obama.... ### INDEED Having a pity party for a couple of days =/= depression. I once felt asleep at a beach at North Greece,and when I woke up,a fat kid had made a sand fortress around me and was like ''beat the shit out of the teenager'' That's what I tell them! If they grief everyone that comes by, soon there will be no one left to play with. Sure it's just part of the PVP, but driving players away and then complaining when there isn't anyone left is dumb. That looks nothing like the Robie House Because all swastikas naturally have no significance other than reference to Nazi Germany Then it wasn't a [10] Acer Yup, but sadly not all yet and some are taking their sweet damn time Epitome of my first boss. Or you know a 30 year old joke... Windows I usually take candy from the nearby candy store in my purse, but still . Being from Eastern Passage is the same as being from Dartmouth. I am Irish - therefore I must be in the IRA I think I am being watched Judging by your name I think you're the reason it is crying That looks like the celestian speakers i have at home. whathaveyoudone.jpeg No bacon? What in the ungodly fuck did I just see White font. "it's going to be the Dead end of Justice street." What am I witnessing right now They named their daughter 'cute ass?' This has to be one of the saddest TIL's I've ever seen... "Haha 'JB Bears' that's kind of funny... ... *Looks in comments* oh wait that's not it? lemme look again hmm I don't se-OHMYTHEFUCKISTHAT In the ratway of Riften for thieves guild, talk to Sapphire and hear her tell her tale of being kidnapped, watched her whole family killed and then taken away as a teen and gang raped by all the bandits. ಠ_ಠ where the fuck is whoville?!? How so? Because I give the benefit of the doubt to someone? Because I disagree with your opinion? Yeah I live in a fantasy world. (> >.......... Don't mess with Kirby. worst experience with a microwave, not a toilet Shit squirts coming out of my ass during class while I was sitting down. Went to the bathroom after class to clean myself and it was all over my cheeks and underwear. lol, I hate when people with good physical traits say they have low self-esteem. It's like browsing /r/amiugly Yes, he is a very calm player who never complains How do I edit the title...an just realized i gave karma to a bot I kept waiting for the punchline... Why? I can see why you're forever alone...you wear the same shirt 24/7 **You were shaking.** since when are there people my age here. My nails are painted green lantern style...Sinestro for life! Yeah, that's unfortunate I'm waiting for you to ninja edit. What do you mean "your people" When the blacks moved into town Trying to imagine the fictional genius that goes into thinking blood comes in different colors from the same person (having a chameleon like skill depending on origin), and then imagining that your reader can discern the same. !?! read this as "finger in mud butt" Bathers? I had a 60gig launch model, ran perfect for years! Then one day it started freezing on me and then crashed. So now I bought a new slim model and I find the new ps3 freezing on me so many times!! It's usually when I get back to the xmb. It sucks. hahah 6000 yrs of human history... > So I can't judge a religion by the countries that mandate it, the people that practice it or the book they hold as the sacred works of prophets/god? Oh god... It's kind of sad because this person is out there... Somewhere... No. The ones I mispell seemingly every time I write them. You post it to WTF and they instantly have a clip of the source Same, but can I get a yeehaw? I feel like punching them... I think I threw up a little... Couldn't get a pic, but is on several bottles in Deus Ex: HR. Leads me to believe that someone involved is heavily into something internet-y, very likely Reddit. For the sole purpose of procreation, no less. Including r/spacedicks? So when the nukes start flying it will be up to Tom Cruise to carry on the human race. I asked my friend this, and he said "Kill myself" Would it? Would it really? so sexually frustrated. I find it so odd that the it took 13 reposts to get the most upvotes, 1299 more than the original post He just posted 3 minutes ago. Oh wow guy, I was born 23 days before you, AMAZING Lies, I treat every girl with the highest respect and they all say to me I'm a great guy, but then oogle at the douches that have muscles (yes, they did only for this reason. They think out loud a lot). I'm not obese, but I don't have muscles. It is the muscles. Nintendo was founded in 1889. Not to be rude, but seriously, not every girl is like that. It's one thing to be like "Oh, you say that, but I keep getting friendzoned" and another to accuse " **LIES** " because your experience has been different. I'm sorry you only go after shallow women, but if you would go after a girl based purely upon her personality, you may have different results. Congratu-**horrible.** The guy who cheesed HerO in gsl "360 because you turn 360 degrees and walk away" are you fucking kidding me?! So if it can drive you nuts, you obviously have to see it. So why not just open the fucking door for him? Ahhh you're busy being annoyed, gotcha. WTF is going on? Are you people all on crack it was written in 1844 Man... Peggle HD was $0.99 around the 17th. $2.99 otherwise. You mean to tell me you can't swing that? Hopefully he'll be back soon...in the meantime that looks like it feels good!ಠ_ಠ he's what? Tight lipped They're considered people? Oh god it looks like a Koopa from the Super Mario Bros. movie. Me too. Let's hope it won't end up being something along the lines of " ". Yea...twitching the ball from his hands and leaving it on the turf. >She mentioned that he loved to chase cockroaches around the apartment. Exactly. So that would be ages 1 through 12? Cho'gath op? you cannot be serious. Just dodge Q and he won't be able to kill you And let us pay for it! ...Did ANYONE play Metroid Prime Hunters? You ask your Dr. for a once a week prescription for Xanax and then you only take it when you have panic attacks about once a week. So am I to understand that you take the whole bottle? Oh bullshit. All of the other ones I noticed the illusion and then figured out what the real story was in the pic, but that one was fucking shop'd? I feel cheated. How do you wake up when you're dead? *Try again in 52 seconds.* nichonS and You did this while drunk? read that as: Gonna put some flatworms on it Agreed. Flash stinks and is just junk. However some sites I love "achievementhunter.com" "WWE.com" seem to just not wanna accept my iPad Edit: downvotes for rooster teeth....or wrestling? this was already posted 2 days ago ..... its literally a few spaces down on the front page of /r/cosplay.... I read "Nine really unusual *desserts*." I was disappoint. Username + comment = The conspiracy theory has more upvotes than all the reasonable answers? This is just part of the setup for a joke about black people. Did you copy/paste those rows of diamonds? The "L" to the very left has like a quarter of a diamond block sticking out. I usually have to arrange thing twice before they decide to stay put. Kenny Baker >The conspiracy theory has more upvotes than all the reasonable answers? certainly I wouldnt want to feel an alien dick inside me That is called stealing! ** ** Also 'de' when plural IIRC ( )^° Theres going to be a lot of people fapping in the private rooms. Many fights Looks like a reallll blast Good lord Didn't someone post some fetish regarding these two things lately? And that is how I didn't get hired at Target. For storing dirt and leaves. Her dog walked in and tried to climb up into the bed with us...he wanted to play Hand in hand ... Huk: Not calling parents is not a good thing. Oh yea...very sexy.....wait a min I know, to protest SOPA how about none of us say anything for 6 months Why is this under funny? I've been living with my S.O. for 4 years (and 4 days!) and sometimes I forget he is there. Soooo, he has been privy to my random little sing-songs, my sickening baby talk to the cats, and my tooth brushing dance. I'll be doing all these things and then WHAM suddenly he was totally in the room the whole time, and he's looking at me all . Six billion people would much greater than half the world's population.. "Hold shift and thumbs this up! LOL" What the actual fuck, Thousand Sunny First off, assistance is *requested* not required. N-ice, the Megabloks version probably warms up your drink Then put your towel on the equipment *I say in my mind because I'm an ackward penguin* I read cat the first time. Maybe you haven't watched the whole thing through? Both . I guess one good thing they have is the comedic value from the cut scenes, but that's more because it's so dumb. I was wondering that too. Really? oh GAWD... /r/circlejerk has arrived Poisoned from a fire pokemon? #### He's breaking the 4th wall No one knows this is a repost My teacher gave me a 57 because I used decimals instead of fractions. Had to check that one out for myself. Anyone who doesn't know the difference between weight and mass should not be writing scientific articles. >She claims that she dropped her phone and was looking for it. they made a human centipede 2? so.. which rave? why not? If forever alone, who took the picture? Someone has not yet discovered /r/askreddit Is that white bread? Sol is already at 8 (number of fire alarms so far) As a male that interacts with females sometimes i can assure you this is not the case Dog porn if he is alone who took the picture Being a Vegetarian, you made me throw up in my mouth a little bit. Thanks man. I hovered my mouse over the link and seen it said nickelback, and thought, shit, no way am i clicking that link. Then I read your comment, and thought it wasn't nickelback, fuck you! i *actually* threw up in my mouth a little. AND i hadn't even started drinking yet! traffic school was MORE than the ticket. Come on... Come on... Upvoted for your name. Still kind of a bad choice for a username. That's not tall and skinny. I get "I'm taking 15 points off ever answer since you didn't follow my methods " kinda took a minute for the to kick in... Yeah, just like that. I work at a retirement home. One if the popular stories there us about a couple co-workers dropping a body down a flight of stairs i upvoted because this line always makes me laugh. but i took it back once i saw your username. get out of my cat. Right now, I am trying to catch Politoed on Route 6 in Black version. I have to fish in the shaking water and it has a 5% chance of showing up. I found one but it used perish song before I could catch it. really? that's the best you can come up with? I got a 66% off coupon for Two Worlds II and was going to pick it up once I could use the coupon...and then the next day they had Two Worlds II 66% off Psh, these NSFW pics are pathet- About an hour west in Canton here and never noticed it. From the link: "A crack of gravity zone causes the destruction of balance of gravity." ....it startled me......... you said the most craziest was the woman who pissed in the changing room Hyphens in their URL, I'm Catholic and attracted to females the same age as I am. However, I will say that it seems Catholic priests are getting a run for *their* money Abandoned house in the middle of a forest? Blair witch. We do winter diffrent in Florida. It was a high of 84 today. Yes i have to work godaddy OP Username not relevant I used my teeth and now have a ripped hundred because of you By looking in the mirror. Put some hand lotion on your finger and rub it around the b-hole ring. twins? That article is almost 4 years old. ** ** It's the girl who pounded 15 vegas bombs and is falling all over the floor bitching about someone drugging her. You're not saying "O" Saw this on the front page. Taken out of context.. This reminds me of the time someone gave me a 5 dollar bill with the "Where's George" info written on it do this: It was 6.8, not 7.0 no better than COME IN Why not challenge to fap as much as you can in a year? So, speaking as a game designer... what whelp, thats enough reddit for tonight. I didn't want to go to bed anyways at almost 4:30 in the morning... When I play jungle and people on my team, like bot lane for example, blame me for them losing their lane. I can't babysit you 24/7 and it's not my fault you don't know how to lane correctly. Reposts aren't bad but if I see them first on Facebook and then on Reddit. So his years of voting against shit like this is not enough? thats the alien guy, not religion ** ** Yes, but you're actually a 5 year old. Or at least you want us to act like you are I cannot enough at this! Can we please stay on topic? That hand...once you see...cannot unsee * * Yes, because if you were in that situation, you wouldn't have the threesome . - i'm sure she just loves being photoshopped with creepy guys Could have sworn it said "who spocked my wife" I clicked and was greatly disappointed I got... the same... damn... thing. I mad DeathBlade just sliced us to our core. Overnight isn't exactly instant. Yeah, let's act up, that'll bring in n out to Portland. Who wrote this? Sueing for things that "haven't been seen since"? Came here to say exactly this.... This is true and automatically rules out Markarth, unless you aspire to be a demon slave, Forsworn groupie or both. Are you new to reddit? Everything gets down voted by someone. I don't know who he is but he hits every one of my posts. My dad calls them computer games. Even when I'm surfing the internet. Sometimes see people at poker using them as card protectors, OP's title reflects my expression accurately So you are the 1%.. 3 minute game? it stares right into my soul Wtf is that in the middle, a jumping snake or me being a redditor for a period other than 16 days. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ 9GAG ... I got a nasty surprise last night. I was having sex with my girlfriend then went to take a leak afterwards and my dick was covered in blood. So I asked her "is everything ok down there?" and she replied "it's fine it's not me" Oh it must have been my other girlfriend I slept with five minutes ago Damn vets, always trying to cut you off at the balls I did charades. Sober. "And all of a sudden their all got cancer"- comment on the blog by: 'Kim Jong Dead' ** ** Yes. Shame on Valve for not going above and beyond to make it extremely explicit that there is a finite amount of free shit they can give away... family talking about my love life I read that like a used car salesmen. "Thank you @skype for letting me celebrate the ball drop with the love of my life ♥"..... I hated all kinds of dissection......uggh the formaldehyde smell....and then a bunch of girls in the class would get out their body sprays and just make it worse ...../hurk Urgh. Monkey? Hmmm... It told me to put all my furniture on wheels Quite. ೃ The kick from pissing people off in that game is unreal You may have this one upvote Had a similar incident back in college except random guy was sleeping with the girl across the hall and thought it was her room. **ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ** OMFG I GOT IT AFTER 1 MINUTE ! DA FFFFFFUUUUUUUUU!!!! ლ( ლ) ლ( ლ WHERE ARE THE SPELLS? Internal service error. > Still not enough for my wife though. What WR's? Mother of god Thank you! I was wondering what was so "high quality" about the original link. The YouTube video has HQ in the title, but in 2012 can a max resolution of 360p really be considered high quality? Not a employee, not an customer, but anyone else pass by a Goodwill at night only to see the donation area being destroyed by people trying to steal the best possible items for themselves before Goodwill gets to it in the mornings? That really grinds my gears. Yes 'Randint(1, 50)' is one of the harder statements for programming. For all you still curious, he just didn't recognize me by my redditor name Keep them all away from reddit My friend Patty was wearing those exact pjs when I left this morning. Look, I'm just trying to do my job . > It frightens me that *some* of the people in this thread so far seem to think global warming is *real* ~~or some kind of scheme to give the government more power~~. Photobucket Sitting at someone else's desk "Gee {other person's name} you look different today." BWAHHAHAHA! You are the funniest person evar!!! Submit celebrity requests only if there is reason to believe they would do it, and post that in your request...I'm looking at you OP A lot better than the usual minecraft-cake-made-in-real-life-lulz. What's frustrating is when you offer this, and all they want to do is missionary. Girlfriend here. Nope, I won't let him do that Or spellcheck.. "anywere" Just how hard did you hit her? new years eve NIGHT Alright, since you kids won't play nicely, I'm taking your baron. Cool story bro. What is his art? That looks absolutely delicious. Redditor for 4 years and you don't get a Tron reference? **Since you're a year ahead of us here[...]** "Does anyone else noticed" You better. Won't be taking anything for myself, just wanted to show some appreciation for what your doing and to everyone else who plans to grab something do give something back if you can, don't just hoard the coupons if your not going to use them either Memes all over your room Drinking glass will kill you, do not listen to the OP My reply was originally intended for Hades1985, who started the QTE discussion by calling them the worst mechanic in modern gaming (a pretty bold statement - hence why I wanted to address it). I have no idea how I ended up replying to you instead. I thought of deleting it and replying to him directly, but by time I noticed people were already replying to my comment, so I just left it. Sorry about that! I enjoy Two and a half men too Happy? Four comments down and already a mother joke Shredders and transformable hellions **HO**warts? a 250 lb miniature teacup pig? i saw a guard do it once....then i speak to him and i got a 'CURVED. SWORDS' My ginger does the exact same thing! Except she knows to push stuff off my desk to create a loud noise to wake me up. She also has a fetish for licking my armpit. hungry? "M package did nothing for me" This also sounds perfect for removing a bottle from the anus Checks user name. I did 20 objectives. The only game I got was Rig'n'roll, which is a truck driving sim. I got it from crafting. Between that and my 8 coupons for games I either already own or have no interest in, I'm still not sure what's worst and what's best. Goddamnit, now it's stuck in my head Iced loli... Clicked both links multiple times before realizing This picture will haunt my dreams tonight Thank you sir. I permalink'd the thread and sent it to my mom, she got a good laugh out of it. Told my brother, he lol'd. Explained to my dad about sharing it and he Oh look, it's this again.. Try canned Tortillas. Where in the world is this. No words. Just a look of disapproval Kobe 1-10.... hmm I think the english term "Fuck Fest" came first This is not the kind of comment OkayGuyGreg would make Respect the meme ** ** Why not a merge instead of the : ?. ?? tumblr I have the strangest boner... Well, like others in this thread, my initial response was , however I'm an engineer who likes weird questions, so serious answer time: thanks for that repost.... yeah everyone LOVES 30+ degree days You have a M9 autoclave at home. Great, than you'll sterilize your equipment properly ...I'm instantly siding with your girlfriend. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ "I masturbate to this." Edward Gibbon is a third rate historian? Really? is this really a question or word porn? wtf did i just read? Really?!? *facepalm* your the same dude who got drunk and went and got pierced. NO YOUR NOT DOING IT RIGHT! Changing your jewelry a week after having it done... Seriously? Your like those people who walk into shops tonguing their lip rings saying "I got this pierced somewhere else and I can't figure out why its so swollen and painful?" $300 for a PSU? A girl in my physics class, during our introduction to d-t graphs, asked why there can't be negative time That's so racist. 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A former roommate of mine was just not very sharp on her common sense skills. I once made a comment about the view of the sunset through my room's window, and she asked me if the sun went down in the same place every day. As a Bears-liker and not a fan(atic), I had to at your list, mainly because it doesn't mention DL. I'm Christian and I'm not clear on this, either. So you decided to take a picture? Oh... ok! In that case, to mine: Scumbag Lion's fan: Team goes to the playoffs, doesn't even want to watch them play. Well, of course, the younger generation always knows more! "had"... past tense? This reminds me of the TIL where someone said they learned he did the original of that song. dear god at least it was just the thumbnail....small favors i guess? fine enough to burn your wife and son to death? It's not bad to have messy hair but he looks like he's straight out of Yu-Gi-Oh or something ... that pic was also in the original post i saw... Houston is where I live and have grown up. Now I go to college elsewhere, but still, while I'm back it's like I had to explain to a friend that the Quran was not a person "commanding" Islamic people, but a book. He wanted to personally kick the shit out of the Quran for giving bad advise Zach Braff and I hate you. So that was extremely disturbing I still can't comprehend how that equals 1..... Their 'Henna' mouse has phrases in "Indian". A better question: Why are there no black champions? ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ I got on here and found out that my girlfriend already upvoted. These are everywhere in Australian gift shops I wish I could agree with you but she has a long history of comments like that, ha. She also laughed at herself after I gave her the face. I dont think that would be long enough to be up your ass... maybe ticking your nuts ... now if you turned around.... 5 seasons of 4:3. 5 seasons of 16:9. I had a teacher like that- she was offended if we started packing our bags before the bell. Her classroom was very out of the way for everyone (it was the furthest new portable, kind of just thrown out there) so a bunch of us were almost always late to her class, and not allowed in after the bell. Her suggestion: stop being so messy and have our bags ready to go by the time the bell rings You could have started at fingers... well don't sneeze on me So you taught your daughter to wear poo with you? leave those turtles alone you egg turtles eaters poison...on...permanently Noone has shoes "my buddies girlfriend" Shame on you. S-s-s-stolen. Thanks for that... And one country. Including some who want to be president. A f cking lot. Meet Mary, your cousin Well stop buying their fucking games then. I see complaints about EA all the time but a lot of the people that are complaining about EA are the ones buying BF3, old republic and other stuff on origin. Just dont give them your money the imprisoned 3 my yr 7 teacher lives there . i envy her. "This is gotta be" You..... Just punch it in the nose... Works for sharks I used to feel starving if I didn't eat anything at lunch time and the thought of only drinking coffee in a given day was laughable. I'm not laughing anymore my uncle was molested by a bison Once told a friend that women could not be soldiers back in the days because the salt they used to preserve the food made them queef which would give away their position. Had to explain to him that I made up the story off the top of my head and he was genuinely surprised. He was in final grade of highschool at the time. I also have an Apple sticker on the back windshield. And a sticker on my bumper. Stickers on one's car is all about their personality, I don't see anything wrong with it. When I visit the east coast and tell people I'm from New Mexico, some tell me that my English is very good At least they are being consistent I've never noticed that the only completely visible word on the chalkboard is ASIA this must be a new account... "redditor for two months". It's been said already, but it seems like you're going to start beating the pants off the other players in your group if they think that buying coppers is a good idea Tumblr repost? You walked in with Ice Cream and Groceries This shite has messed me up... I've assumed the girl ate his heart like a zombie Wow, awesome! What pen did you use for the backround? "Antartica" "Antarcic" Where I work people put in requests all of the time to have the glass on the scanners / copiers cleaned (each copier room has the cleaner and wipes). They also call saying that the copier is out of paper and that it will be quick since there is a new package right beside it. People actually get offended when they're told to put the paper in themselves. India is part of Asia! No they lie to you. "While it was charging, it was a clean hit"... Louis C.K. wears glasses? Silly Bandz It really makes no difference to me(unless you have the fucking Leaning Tower of Plates going on), just please for the love of God DO NOT put your napkin or other shit into your cup ಠಠ_ಠಠ^~~ಠಠ_ಠಠ~~^ಠ ಠ I used to be so baffled at how public toilets in the girls room would sometimes be covered in urine. Then I learned about the "hover" technique. This. Stacking all the plates is fine, just don't hand me shit when my hands are already full. Also, people flagging me down with a request when I'm carrying a tray = Yeah, one of you guys paid me a visit the only time I decided to turn human at the Catacombs (I know it's your job). Seriously, WTF? Because everyone loves bread with some tomato sauce and cold shredded cheese, right?? I've got the weirdest boner right now OK I thought she just showed up unexpectedly. Confusing yes Good luck with that. And I'm sitting here complaining about 55 agility to do Legends (50), Regicide, and Roving Elves I just went to a 3 day LAN party with my boyfriend. The only time we weren't playing video games were to sleep and run small errands. There were two other girls there. All my friends who are girls play video games. Girls who play video games are not a rare species. In fact, girls who don't play video games can learn to play them. WHAT A CONCEPT. he just opened internet explorer I don't know why use , because Antartica is right in Spanish. Noble prize florida is as big as the missing texas The post that really did set the tone for today was that, can i haz free b2k because i already own it on two of the three systems... Someone in my ap us class thought hitler was still alive, and was wanted at large like bin laden. Reading through all of those, *nobody* picks the Texans... You **just** started but you **already** played more than a half of the game? The gift I consider to be the best is a "50% off of Section 8: Prejudice" coupon. The worst would be "Pat&Mat" . Beast... Noxian's aren't allowed here You associate rwj with charisma? wut ?? He was saying how this really screwed everybody up, and his only constellation was that they would eventually fail You'd be surprised how many people forget the T even exists. Redditor for 45 minutes That guy got me once. Last time I went there, there was this Chinese person doing an imitation... I'm not sure the Creator is the one missing the point here Do I really need to explain it? That, and when you pour hot water in a cold sink What your reaction , or what I said? hahaha Up voted you for "most ducks". I've never met a funny mallard, but have on an occasion roasted one. You're not suppose to have your phone turned on during the flight. I saw them about 2 years ago. They are really good live! It just happened to be at the Culture Room in Broward and the little kids were all over the place. Not just little kids but little white brats who insisted upon "moshing" to reggae music. It was so ridiculous that the singer asked the kids to stop but of course no one listened. Blizzard has been stealing parts of my soul for years and now I'm on to Starcraft but I suppose I like most good RPG/RTSs. ex skyrim destroyed my acer a week ago due to overdose (100+ hrs played ) If she's coming on too strong, then why do you visit her several times a day? "should of" inorite? And then there's inkbunny. Happens to me whenever I attempt to swim across an ocean. The surface of the ocean apparently isn't level. I'm looking at you, *America*. I've only ever had one assassin after me. It ended with him dead and me being chased by two dragons, a giant, and a two mammoths 'Perfectly drawn car' is a curved line. I'm no fool OP .......... I really hope you're joking.............. ...you better let that kid go before they trace your IP. I don't even know how to begin to process this, that's sick. It's fine to like anorexic girl but to demoralize them in the same aspect of child abuse and rape and calling these perfectly normal girls a mistake. That's whats wrong with the world mates... Sick. Should be banned I think.. > I'm an accessory to my dad's dick being blasted In my geography class 9th grade we had to learn the countries of Europe and their capitols, then the rest of the Eastern world throughout the year, and in my 8th grade History/geography class we learned canadian provinces and capitols, us states and capitals and south america countries and capitols. Figured all schools did this, guess not It took a couple of my friends a while to appreciate movies that were pre-1960's. They ignored or scoffed at them because they were "old". You don't remember the guy who couldn't shit for weeks, then weighed his shit in a food scale? Really dude? That's awesome but... This man should not be allowed to exist for the sake of the gene pool and humanity So was I This made my nipples hard You think that's good singing? I think that's why I said "reposted it" instead of "originally posted it". Good luck though. Qualities How about two weeks ago, after you finally find it in the dorm's communal kitchen? I can still feel the rage does anyone know the actual logic to that one? I spent like an hour pulling a "hey man are you free?" "nah dude just button mashing a skyrim puzzle" " " Return from WHENCE you came. He was wearing sandals until he walked across the road? A mild chuckle from "Tic-Tac-Told" and not Battletolds? . One does not simply pass off a reference to Battle Toads. Suddenly Obama. Everywhere. Yes, all airplanes go the speed of jetliners. No entiendo. When they say THIS year... They mean 2011... Wait for the 2012 campaign everyone! **scroll scroll** Now I can't fucking see what it was. Dick. My friend has a fake account by the name of Watermelon Slices. No real name given, he just entered as Watermelon Slices. Facebook How the FUCK does this asshole have a girlfriend? Seriously You're an engineer and don't see the benefits of philosophy ? It's 11:35 on january second and not free ...and then they found the bodies At first I was like, "This person made a tumblr for their *cat*?" You stole this from /b/ Do people not know what monochrome means?… 3,1,4 and that's where it ends... Wait, people don't use Albino Blacksheep anymore? Where the hell have I been!? You got a salad at Thurman's? Not cool. nope we are all fine with it... Why are there such subreddits... All of the videos are like this The title of this posting was almost "Laurie Gallarrrrrrrrrrrrdo ". But she's having a bad enough day so I decided not to be mean. :) My hatred for homonyms has never been greater than this moment. Yet you're a moderator for a subreddit for pillows No they weren't. As must as I love that little guy with cerebral palsy, I really have no idea what he has to do with the Winter Classic officiating article. I am disappoint Sean Gentille of AOL Sporting News Logging out will always fix this. Had it happen too on new tanking gear, only option was +Spirit. I suppose No TL;DR!? did you really just use " " on facebook..? Seriously, go die in a fire if you do this... Let me guess. Ron Paul 2012? Don't judge . Different people have different tastes and ideas of a perfect relationship. I could say that polyamory is based on greed, lust, and a lack of trust in one's own ability to devote yourself to said "true love," but that's honestly not what I believe, and that's the proper way to convince someone that they are wrong, anyhow. If you want people to be more accepting of your relationship type, try being a little more accepting of others'. Your name haha Good for you! Not many people stand up for abuse victims; so much so that they now teach girls to scream "I don't know this man!" if they're getting assaulted by someone. Most people assume it's a domestic violence thing and keep walking. You are the 1% of 1st world problems. Also cars have bluetooth now? Update: This status now has 13 likes Hey wait a second...you're not wearing a hat Oh, not that shit again! I've had enough of that subreddit to last me several lifetimes, and I was only there for five minutes. not sure why you're getting downvoted I love Resident Evil 2 as well, and I am a girl. It was a good movie I don't see how it is a deal breaker... but the smelling bad thing, now that is a deal breaker. I put a decent warning for a guy when during lunch and the first thing the guy does it report the activity to the teacher. This was in school, on a computer all students can access. Facebook was serious business for this teacher. The teacher thought it was form of hacking or something, she's not a bright teacher. Computer literacy class, her explanation of CPUs was "You see it does it like this and this, and you can find how it does this and this by hovering over this." i bullshitted an A on the assignment... Meanwhile, the actual tech-savvy guy was stuck teaching bio. Guy shows off his experience while that damn lady skipped her class periods to go to another class and gossip, drank coffee, or played second life the entire time. Thanks a lot. Take it back white people Back when I was caucasian... fram oil filter "get your feet wet" Liar! Nice work! But... Chell's Pants... I wonder if he's a dev just fucking around with us or if he escaped from Facebook. Seriously the technical details have been explained and don't need to be disputed with what he thinks is "common sense" and "correlation equals causation" and somehow believing that CS is the same as mammalian physiology... A couple of months ago you were homeless and were apparently living on the streets, but now you can buy expensive ps3 games for your friends? None of your posts add up, man. Dear god...*POR QUE* ლ( ლ) Holy shit... Are you fucking blind or what? Yeah, it's like talking to the guy who says he can do 20 pull ups. Then you start talking about it a bit and he goes "oh, do 20 pulls up and hang all the way down each time? Nah, I don't do that brah." Facebook status update 4 minutes ago with 1239 likes , 68 comments and 61 shares non white people While drinking in public might not be a problem it is still illegal, so don't be too open about it :P Also, recommending Pirkka beer, really? we do not talk about the secret handshake I'm reading all these replies and I'm thinking...isn't it bad to shoplift things? I must not have been the only one who started looking after a black kid in the dark window behind them I was being sarcastic Poison the donnuts goddammit My grandpa types in all caps... I'm a girl and I don't wear makeup now even because secret I'd *like* to but I don't, because I realize that a lot of the shit I post isn't that great and you keep me in check. Join us If a pokemon has one health, even if it's a legendary, it should get in the damn pokeball. Yeah, yeah, mechanics are important, but still. We need a duct tape feature. <3 that's so funny! whenever i find a woman at work who carries pepper spray or a stun gun in her purse for personal protection, i will also stop speaking to her ** ** That is a big door Take your dog to the vet. Immediately. Bone breaks cannot be diagnosed over the internet... I've had guys on JapanCupid message me just to ask why I like Asian men. It irritates me when other Caucasians ask, but it's just plain depressing when Asian guys ask. when I was younger, someone told me that the modern day laugh track was recycled from decades ago, and that all the people who had been recorded, are now dead Intellectual question indeed... EDIT: I have no idea why I immediately thought he was going to be a receiver. Disregard if you happened to read this prior to this. Dang i feel bad for this guy! He just wanted to stop people from feeling pain... hahaha, well, alright. why would you want an IAmA of a close minded retarded bigot racist? No YOU don't get it! Hands down? Looks like meth. A junkie is pissed It's like, every show on Nickelodeon, and pretty much everything created by Dan Schneider, it makes me want to kill every single stupid child actor on these dumb shows, They're nothing like shows like Cheers, The Honeymooners, Hogan's Heroes; It's just retarded and annoying I have only bought concessions once in the last decade. It was to try the popcorn flavors they had and while it was good, I didn't think it was enough to make me start buying again. Then last year, the theaters started charging for them. They only get to bring one (1) guest per employee. I had a friend who always passed me over. pussy juice thats pretty awesome lol I live in america I would love to live in Australia. [](/pinkiefear) never myself, but my sister does (if not with one person but with 2 people at the same time, who both had wives ). She feels the need to include me in on all the details of this tangled web of crazy she has woven. Her reasoning is, "Hey if he wants to take care of me, its not my fault" mfw Are you choosing to go gluten-free or do you have celiac disease? As someone who suffers from the living hell that celiac disease is, I wouldn't recommend to anyone to cut gluten specifically for health reasons. Going keto makes you stop eating gluten anyway, so that's cool. But there's nothing wrong with gluten for normal people. Mt. Penn here... unfortunately You like the guy who pushed a kid out of a window? Dude, you gotta use the . Thallis is going to win this argument because he . Wow... 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I think I don't understand something. Why would you go out *with a guy* if you were not even interested in him I hope you don't honestly use that spam reminder. Just type it out Taxing the rich for a social welfare program? America: where the wealthy get away with progressive capitalism, where you are taxed more for being more productive and poor expect free lunch. Next step: abolishing the middle class for a socialist slave state. As much as I want to see everyone fit and healthy, my inner Libertarian just went I see what you did there ... I just googled it and they only have a location listed in San Antonio. "Thats actual rock....stone..." Nice try Robin Williams 8*4 is 32 My first time was terrible. I fell asleep while watching basketball...I'm a girl...and he was in me. Is this implying that the person will not go to heaven because of his bad works? Low of 27 today fuck this. it's more like a unicycle at first though, and we don't wanna look like clowns read as "My wife wanted me to boned with my brother-in-law..." As a German, I don't approve Repost. You better hope I don't have any either. Maybe you should put up a sign that includes the face of disapproval That red mark on his arm looks a lot like a tranq dart... Ron Paul has slipped to third place with 22% reporting. If you're buying canned spaghetti, you're doing something horribly, horribly wrong. At first I >but I had to cover for someone at work Shameless. And a camera So...don't have a fun and rewarding day? Haha no no just a mistake in ordering. I've ordered iced tea, got cold unsweetened tea. I didn't realize I have to ask for the sweetened version. In Canada if you ordered iced tea, and you got unsweetened tea, you'd get a I thought the opposite. The way he talked to her was not very conversational. No one understands what "...." or " " means. The shit thing is even after they admitted it to being a prank, the guys would still be in trouble. yep excellent point, although there seems to be a trend of using aussie flags as clothing After my Dad and Mom seperated, when I would go over to my Father's house he started growing 'tomato' plants.... he started growing more and more of them. Eventually he moved into a 5 bedroom, 2 story house and dedicated the whole basement to tomato plants. They were not tomato plants Are you sure that's all you'd do, I_RAPE_PEOPLE_II? You sound more offended than he does. Announcing an upvote is the single most useless contribution to a thread due to the fact that reddit has a button for it. And pasting in a look of disapproval doesn't somehow make you right. I better not be the only Terrarian to stick their hand in a toilet. i guess it was sorta funny.. till i seen "boo rondo" Actually the entire phrase was a read it again. I really wanted to buy one but... $60 I had to read part of that twice. On the first read through I thought said the staff member had one of the challenged guys doing that and my thoughts could be summed up with . finding a shiny in the safari zone and having it run away $374.64 wow. I don`t think I can keep complaining about being a student and not having money. Also, why the hell did he have an affectionate relationship with Anakin? He was his slave master. And why did no one go back for the mom?? Did they just forget that she was being kept as a slave? Hell, Wado was willing to gamble with the life of a child. Seeing as he just gave Anakin away to this strange man because of a bet, I don't think it's unreasonable to worry that he might sell the mom into prostitution or something. Fuck, maybe he did. How was it exactly that she ended as sex slave to those Sand People? Engineering student here, one of my profs had a bonus question this year asking what the names of her cats were. She mentioned it once all semester Yeah how dare we also feel lonely and isolated. Neither had I Saying girls instead of ladies. Who said it's a woman? Entering Unicode in Ubuntu is done differently than in Windows. Press CTRL-SHIFT-U; a little underlined 'u' will appear; then type in the hex code for the Unicode point and a space. For KANNADA LETTER TTHA, it's U+0CA0, so type CTRL-SHIFT-U, ca0, space, to get the letter. Like ' '. Nice try Danny Coale Not worth it. I got the Arlington Pediatric Center logo tattooed on my arm when I was a kid - for the discounts - and now all I get is . * * Gage It's like Stinespring is calling plays again! A Indian atheist on Christmas break in Saudi? Thank you! 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(, ,) I'm not just using it for Reddit. Hey danke. Ich werde mich hüten, in Zukunft meine bescheidene Hilfe anzubieten. Wenn du die Grammatik schon so gut drauf hast, beantworte doch lieber die Frage anstatt mich anzugreifen. Why you gotta bring that up . I'll probably never watch that episode again. Bleh people suck sometimes. My parents are tolerant but my grandparents on my moms side are incredibly racist. I dated a black/mexican guy in high school and they kept harassing my mom about it. > ...is that an Indian bug with a dot in its center? Clicked username, "registered 2 hours ago"... There is no "mines", and you can't be converted to atheism, if you wish to denounce theism(a belief) then you would be called an atheist for the lack of belief. Atheism is not a religion, it's a lack of religion. 7ello 3an rabbeh inteh weyyeh yup, only /r/spacedicks It's not a joke my mother actually has several racist advertisements signs from the past. For whatever reason she collects them. Oh god, so did i... When shit like this goes down stoned me thinks there's conspiracy afoot! If it's my weed I just wave my hand in front of my smoking-buddies faces and say something like 'Rembember that joint I made earlier, with my weed? Ya, that one you forgot to pass to me...' It's the microcosmic view of 'Holy shit! This girls is so hot, so amazing, SO awesome! I MUST have her!'... Immediately after fucking her: 'She's not so hot... She could stand to lose a few pounds. Her skin isn't as radiant as it looked before... That chick who works in Starbucks is seriously hot, though. And she's been smiling at me a lot lately. She's actually really cute. And, her eyes... she looks really intelligent. I'll bet she's awesome. I should get to know her...' You, good sir, are a hero. We need to bring God-complex corporations like Monsanto DOWn. They control a huge portion of the 'food industry', are ruining organic farming, and genetically modifying everything. I need to eat 4-6 or so times a day to be able to live. And, the food needs to be good quality if I'm to be myself at all. This is the most serious threat the species faces. Contaminate the food and we are all fucked. At least 99% of us, that is. American cheese (I love my real dog) but i don't recall my skyrim dog tearing the fuck out of anything paper he could find, and as far as i know was completely house trained from birth, in a different world you may just have murdered your dog in real life. why are their swords... keys The integrated Intel HD 3000 is pretty damn good, surprisingly it's a shit ton better than the Nvidia 9600M that my old MacBook came with. I gave my new MacBook Pro the face when I could play TF2 on high settings, i just didn't expect that level of awesome from a damned Intel GPU. Maybe it's just me but I really dislike the 4winds interface. It fails to convey the feeling of a mahjong game, unless you put your tiles on racks I'm interested in this since I came out at 18. What exactly do you and the op mean by acting like a teen in relationships? I've been in therapy for the last two years but it wasn't about any relationship, I haven't had one yet, but I did have a "slut" phase though ლ( ლ) Ok, didn't know "plan d'affaires" actually existed. I think we would get a in France for that. :D Aaah, I miss Montreal. Yes you would Dammit...foiled by the grammer police again He also can't get her pregnant. Is there such a thing as realdoll conventions? >~~I just explained memes to my uncle. This was his first one ~~ **I made this meme.** Please tell me you made up the biggest boner award... I said what I meant, and I meant what I said. "no, but i have been kicking idiots in the face a lot lately... ** **" And here I thought people on reddit hated Ray William Johnson as much as I did. niggerrich? really? My friend's dumbass sister did that with a bunch of old records that weren't massively damaged, meanwhile my friend who is a huge collector would have gladly taken them all and given them a new home. Seriously, who doesn't want a bowl made out of an original copy of The Beatles' white album? Om ikke andet må man da sige at manden ved hvad han vil have You killed your dog just to get karma I just went back to college after my winter break yesterday. I was munching on some Gardetto's in class and I realized that one of the worst parts of not having a dog around is that there's no one to eat those shitty sesame breadsticks out of the mix for you Put. it. back. you're a bad ~~dad/mom~~ parent! Hahah you're right. I'm sure I'm getting quite a bit of this face -> for that comment. I will definitely incorporate weights into my gym regimine. I'm always looking for ways to change things up in hopes of not getting burned out. As a non-native speaker I guess "dump" can refer to something else besides ending a relationship. "Domain not found" TIL: When the government won't let you call it cheese, call it Mexican shreds not suitable for melting. ೃ Omg story of my life. People always seem to think its that I haven't eaten or I'm super nervous about something. Apollo 1 ... Diss all the other games all you want but don't you dare talk trash about NBA street Volume 2. Interesting! I didn't know about this breed. His mother, brothers, and sisters are all calico ... He was the only one with any grey at all. (The tip of his tail is white.) Of course, we have no idea who the father is ... Scumbag Stalin not sure you can say " " but ok, you'll get an upvote anyway. ** ** HOLY PIGSHIT YOU'RE RIGHT! What should I do now? Funny how you know Ron Paul is very Anti-war in that policy, his biggest campaign contributors right now are US military soldiers. Funny > I wonder if anyone in their family was ever killed by this lion... *SURE* you have Yeah... a chessboard full of *Spaniards* People who react to "God damn it" or "Jesus Christ!" or similar exclamations with "You can't say that if you're not a Christian!" Dell is one of the few companies that also does warranty support right most of the time, even more so if it's under their accidental plan. The lesson here is standard warranties usually suck, but apple at least has a backbone to replace known issues after a while. For example the nvidia 8600 graphics card fiasco led apple to replace the mobs,but HP and their DV6000 model was ignored for the longest time and required a class action lawsuit. I will admit OP, at first I was like . Then, I kept reading and I agree. Eating better and losing weight has "gained" me a lot of things. I have bought many more dress shirts and feel a TON more confident since I fit them well. I bought decent cologne to smell better. Instead of wearing a backwards cap, I am doing my hair with product more and overall I feel like I am glowing with awesomeness instead of a fat slob. The quality of my life has increased ten-fold. :) But he deleted the comment too fast for other replies to push the look disapproval further down..... Yeah I've watched the show... This sketch is just... a study of 250 people allows the writer to stereotype an entire country? The people in that thread need to chill the fuck out A friend of mine posted this picture on fb and I know that he doesn't use Reddit, so after some digging in 9gag i saw this posted yesterday. Uhhhhhhhh I was having such a jolly time until this Why.... do you know of this? utah Serious ** ** No-one ever fucks around when Peach is in the lead Is that Jamie Lynn Spears? Suddenly i don't want to go near the woods anymore. I don't know how I'm going to stay down on the farm after reading your user name. Snot apologist Really, how can you tell? just noticed, saksipillu.... Support Janna with Inifnity Edge I once ran one over with a 1984 Buick regal and it just walked away Why did you leave out the word 'black' in there? Seems dangerous... You just now learned about this?? It was an awesome movie, but my dad walked into the room just as Jim Carrey says "Oh, did I forget to mention I'm gay?". Cue him pounding the shit out of a big hairy-chested bloke. Perhaps I am not the typical consumer, but when I saw that ad for the first time(incidentally in a theater before a movie I'd **PAID** to see Guetta Too bad you can't get the dancer outfits even if your companion is female... Or illegal touching Yeah, because no one on /r/gameofthrones wants to discuss the books at all. Released Today. Uploaded on December 24th. >Also a sidenote, if you have any kind of paid content on your account you are more or less paying this guy to download your shit ViOLet--> "...yet has found himself bouncing around mid-tier teams for the majority of his Starcraft II career." MVP is a mid-tier team? Laser Sight? $1200... Right... not crazy far off but still. they're teeth. Two sergeants (German military) humped each other.... *You're Haha I really love the bottom pic! You wouldn't have that image without the " " would you? :3 She looks like my high school class mate You also pointed out that he was using Chinese, when Pokémon is clearly Japanese, and he wanted to try to be cute about it. No girlfriend and Forever Alone for 18 years...then the moment I finally have a girlfriend women suddenly appear doing what they can to nab me and make me disloyal Cheaper than $5? yeah but in AC2, you can't do anything but run and punch. they should have put buildings in or something or a bug. I know a guy who managed to swallow a June bug once redditor for 3 days What really gets me is the arrogance of christianity, because they're basically claiming to have *invented* marriage. Print screen? Sees a black guy in a SUV and asks if he's a rapper. It's a fucking link sharing site. I wasn't sure about this anime so I'll admit I did a skim of the synopsis. [In the end his head is cut off and embraced or something?](/spoiler) Yeah, I stayed away from that one Dude, her father is right there! Time to get new friends. Now, if they were like..."Hey do you wanna drop some acid?" I'd be totally down with that! Just don't fucking slip it to me and expect the best. I like the r/conspiritard link, mostly because there doesn't seem to be anything there... Or is there?... I was expecting titties. I am disappoint. Yeah, looks like a photo from the 70's because of the hair. But she is 18.. .. LOL - I actually had some student gripe about class *during class* on our Uni's subreddit. My TA in the back happened to be on Reddit at the time (also ), and showed me the post during the break. And I knew which students were doing the posting because it's a small campus, you learn everyone's screennames from one meetup, so I got some good natured teasing in on them. BWAHAHAHA well ill give it back because you made me feel bad Except you don't eat the leeks Am I the only one that noticed your u/n? really... So that's where it went. Pure coincidence. Don't question it. No switch-a-roo link? You people disappoint me... I'm being sarcastic. It annoys me when someone says something kind of offensive/weird or whatever for the sake of being funny, and then there's *always* a bunch of people that reply " ". He's not for sale Well, regardless if she meant for the relationship to be purely platonic, she shouldn't have reacted that way. Question though, as a girl who puts everyone in the friend zone without a second thought (not because I think I'm unattainable (God, no ) but because I think I'm such buddy-buddy with all my friends), if she responded in a manner that indicated she was appreciative as a great *friend* with no movement forward in the romance department with you, would you have been just as crushed? Because sadly if it were me, I probably would have thrown my arms around you/kiss on the cheek, said I loved it, punched you in the arm and then went on talking about the good movies coming out this year, all the while proclaiming the awesomness of the gift and planning what to get you. I think I wouldn't know something is meant to be taken in a romantic sense unless it hit me in the face with a sledgehammer. :( Maybe this is one of those situations... brand new account and defending her in all your comments on a first name basis... nice try Anna Made the mistake of wearing it over a plum purple shirt before washing. Used two sheets of lint roller to clean it. Nicholas Cage Guess not (╯ )╯︵ ┻━┻ >do you think i actually believe fi is supposed to be a whore? Those are Stormtroopers, not Darth Vader. After watching that I think that if I had to be operated on I would prefer analog surgery rather than the use of the device, I mean he couldn't even throw the plane properly. You win this round. > People with different taste to me Monkies I'd never seen that subreddit before. What the fuck? I feel like the odd one out for finding this sad rather than arousing. Did anyone notice that the main actor is the gentleman who played Gibbs? you're not helping Are the commentators drunk? she has to hold her gunt out of the way I *really* just don't like the song. (thanks a lot OP! ) Stewart. This comment is both hilarious and originial. Thank god, it was that one photo per page bs Don't they just ***deactivate*** the account? How did he take a picture of himself talking on his phone....with his phone I had a teammate that two hand tomahawked a guy over the head. Dark Templar > EDIT: Also, they charge you to change your address online but not at the post office. Shaking my head, also known as . Not sure why he chose the former. "I especially like the donkey dong" > > RainbowBerryPunch 533 yards, 21 pts so I guess you can play offense, OR play defense, but not both? Lets see if it still turns into a religious debate now If you really are a pain in the ass, I see where you get it from. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ dood NO!!! What is this sorcery Aw dude, know how you feel. I accidentally started coming out in reverse order, I kinda accidentally told my parents first, I didn't want to but it happened, then I told one of my best friends and he's fine with it, apparently he already that I might've been gay But now my parents almost threaten me if I tell them that I wanna tell my circle of friends (they're WAY overprotective and my mother can be rude about it), so I'm having to stay half-in-the-closet for the next 9 months until I've finished school. And I go to a SMALL CATHOLIC school in a SMALL town, really, really not the best place to be. Yes, which is probably part of the reason why it ended up on the 'most viewed' page. No...I see three cats looking at you in disgust but willing to be placated with treats....slobbery would be a step up, I would say. this is also true when it comes to hey, how ya doin? it's quite annoying when I start to say goo...and I get cut off cuz they either keep walking, walk away, or talk over me. Why is everyone calling football "soccer"? When I worked at a certain retail store a guy threw his MacBook pro at me..he claimed it didn't work and I got it to boot right up by hitting the power button. He immediately turned it back off, and called it a $2,000 paper weight as he proceeded to throw it at me. OH GOOD GOD MAN MY PENIS FELL OFF AFTER READING THAT > I didn't make an indirect guess...I actually linked to the exact same statistics you did ┌( )┘ I have the strangest boner. Highlight caps are a no-brainer, I wish more non-cosmetologists used them. Every girl and their effing brother thinks they can do foils His face: Next time I'll write solution to world thirst ZeNEX_Mushroom... Redditor for 2 hours Aww... man. The fact that I immediately thought "No way!" and simultaneously figured out which characters you were referring to probably means that this ought to be pretty obvious and another beloved childhood memory is tarnished. What you did there, I saw it. During a Christmastime conversation, my cousins thought "original nintendo" was the N64 NSFW ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Thanks for calling my handwriting girly, you're a real gentleman... **Just buy the fucking suite** The internet finds more ways to ruin my childhood We haven't gotten any snow this year. At all. I live in Denmark. Toms Saw the title, thought "WTF, open bolt BBQ". Then saw it was really 13+1+19+13+13+13, and was all . The internet finds more ways to ruin my childhood "I'll take matters into my own hands" No, I can't be bothered. TWENTY EIGHT!? 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He's wearing a t shirt with Comic Sans on it. my mom was in a Apple Store one day, some lady came in stating she found a iPod Shuffle and was wondering if Apple could somehow find it's owner.. the Apple Store guy erased it and told her to keep it... No. No no no, is too common. I don't know how to react to this ಠ_ಠ The Road I live in San Francisco and I'm a dispatcher for The City. Hunters Point and the surrounding area is still rough as shit. MUNI drivers won't even service that area at night because people have been jumping the bus drivers I was with it for a while, expecting the ending to redeem something ... And then he came out of the other universe by waking up RESERVES! Gadzooks, the press knows jack about military... They presented him as an active duty, decade of war wonder corporal... redditor for eleven hours.... Thanks, that's really helpful! We love all dogs. I cannot stand that authors' writing style: "Blah blah. But, blah blah. So, blah blah. Blah blah. But now, blah blah. But blah blah." ...on the phone with 911 for 21 fucking minutes. hope its not the fap sock Seriously? Also, last time I checked, paintball markers make quite a bit of noise, even at a distance. ... Did she ever cook for you? A capital 'S' after a comma ## Tell me about it More than 10 years ago, my sociology professor told us that the people in Education scored lower than the people in Health & Human Performance, which was previously considered the "dumbest" college based on test scores. It would seem this trend has continued. Your argument would have been valid if religion kept itself to the domain of metaphysical musings. However, religion actively preaches that its values should be the basis of real world decisions. It shapes the politics and society of today. It has the power to cause enormous real sufferings to real people in the real physical world. #### si-"laba" - Because of my Arabic heritage, I was often criticized after 9/11. One day in the 7th grade I was hanging out with a bunch of my friends at lunch and they were just talking until a girl I liked came over to us and started talking to us. more specifically me. So being generally happy the conversation goes from Regular stuff to her berating my Muslim, Pakistani friend Mohammed, saying that she hates arabs. Her reaction when I said "you know that I'm arab too right?" "oh yeah but you're the good kind that doesn't blow people up right." No bitch but I would gladly blow you up. Had that agreement with a buddy when we were in Iraq. I told him to smash my external to bits (no pun intended) if I got hit. Yup, that image will be forever etched into my memory, right besides tub girl and goatse If you don't, you have to take me on a date. oh yeah. i look down at the chat box and walk away with a more often than not. I have a PHD in and I can confirm this was necessary. I have a Wheaton and he usually cleans it up. ... Who would use a fake name on reddit ...3? There's a third part? United Kingdom here. We haven't seen much censorship apart fom the BPI getting a few court orders to take down sites, but this is only across 3 ISPs so far. Maybe they'll make it a surprise. I should have expected answers like this. Yeah, but was she like never trained or something? I don't know if I'd ever put a fresh hire with no experience behind a register without someone there to help her out. If that's the case then the manager needs a . dude, everyone has done that.....right Humanity, people do terrible things sometimes. Iraq was just an example. NSFW Not sure what that meant, but cool! Asthma That's not ringo. My friend and I have been running this lane since DOTA. It's not new. Most recently we've used Leona Wukong to great success. Every time people talk about Goose inventing two dashing champions going bottom and killing people I look a little more like *Weight 12.00 lbs* oh god. are you saying you base rape ? >Chucky How can you not like them. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ I wonder if they like America.... SFW and both very funny too. Much better than the other links being posted "Hot Hot Hot!!!" by The Cure.... Fuck that shit Do the laughing version Not all females like that crap. I can't fucking stand Twilight and that stupid Bella character makes me feel like we're taking a step backwards in evolution. I'm clearly not the only one oh.... it said clock, i thought it said something else thank god. Aww this is like watching a reunion! You guys better become the best Reddit duo ever or else You should really blow life to that place again. I just passed by and I didn't expect to still be on the front-page 24 days later I thought this shit was finally over. Then you end up with three Medics, two useless Engies with teleporters that take you 25 feet to their poorly constructed sentry nest, a handful of Spies and Snipers, and only one combat class to push/uber...and it's almost always a Demoknight I bet it looked like this I was once in Tel Aviv and saw crap on the menu at an ice cream shop yeah I had a kitten that would wake me up in the middle of the night by sucking at my belly button "I'm looking at you parents who think the local skatepark is some sort of free nursery for your 7 year old " lulz unless serious, then . > IE (5% of IE traffic still on IE 6 ) after you kill them, you should make them wear little yellow stars. > IE (5% of IE traffic still on IE 6 ) "5% of IE traffic still on IE 6 " My love goes out to our low-german speaking little neighbour Amsterdam and his surrounding land... Fox News I wish I had that problem. I've been at 3 scoops pre-workout for a while and still can't stay awake during the day sometimes Why is the girl so much bigger than the guy? how come whenever i come onto r/gaming, i feel it should be called r/LOLMW3SUCKZBF3FTW!!!! Why is she watching her butt hole after pooping? So you think Nope im at work and i cant stop clicking on the links in this thread because blind people can read text __ __ Close the bathroom door when you are taking a dump. In case you are unaware, it is strange to have an animal tangling itself in your dirty underwear while you squeeze excrement from your body. What you are doing is not a normal human thing. In truth, that's a little terrifying. Why did you measure my penis? I was under the impression that I was getting tailored pants. That was... basically hit and miss. Mesoamericans as tribal cultures? Because tribal cultures are known for complex urban societies, right. -The progressive thinking people in Europe want a more close-banded, centralized super-state to withstand the great problems of the 21th century and get more influence in world politics. We really want it (except the british people ) because every european state alone is to weak against the interests of Russia, China, India and the USA. My gf is called Sam . Cool story bro. I agree with this face Going by the health alone.. Lol. > IE (5% of IE traffic still on IE 6 ) When i was 8 the computer was having problems; he proceeded to remove the case and hoover it . We came back and he was just watching tv . You didn't read the post did you The cookies look good... I'm not sure the fat alone looks appealing. Pirlo to Juve not there but Klose to Lazio is ... ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Me too "...other states con-tri-beauting" you seen Yeah well one time I was in this Dwemer dungeon and picked a master lock to find a FUCKING CHAURUS REAPER AND NOTHING ELSE behind it. Bethesda, this is for you: But then on the way back You wanted to turn down an offer to stay the night because you didn't bring soap? Never could grok granular synth, but after talking myself into getting Grain Science over the course of a few days (all your music category are belong to me )... wow, nice app. maybe he is an observer "IE (5% of IE traffic still on IE 6 )" I. Uh. Wow. Obligatory " " The government doesn't have the right to tell me what I, a cognitive adult who is not incarcerated, puts into my body. So either no one gets aide, and we be a callous empathy-less society who only lets the strong( and the weak but privileged) survive, or we do not discriminate because one is down on there luck and happens to smoke a joint one weekend within a month of being tested... and the person who has a beer. yep, because politicians make their decisions based on the polls of the daily telegraph. Yes. I see what you did there Possibly the best ever. What is known cannot be unknown. I hope for your sake one of those "outdoor cats" wasn't your neighbour's pet It's called a no-kill shelter, find one. sweet... wait a second... I see what you did there... what the fucking fuck ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Go on... ** ** 3 pussies just for yourself > what should be discussed is ~~paying £2.99 for a 50p coin ~~ people going up in arms now over a coin that has been in production since October 2010 It's photoshopped Tumble**weed**, **T**iny **H**ouse **C**ompany... no Terran logo drawn with impressive accuracy; Zerg logo seemingly scribbled haphazardly My cousin's dogs do this all the time. If I let them out, they play for a bit and wait at the door. When I open it again and motion them to come in, they just look at me with a blank face, turn around and go back to playing . Well, because I am still questioning my gayness and I don't want them to see me like a definite lesbian. Ok that sounds again confusing. I just think they would treat me differently and exclude me from stuff. Besides, they hate gay people and they might just not want to be my friends anymore. They kid around with the whole gay thing constantly(kissing each other and other stuff which is sick) and I generally think that they just don't like gay people.They mostly make fun of them. Tolerance? There is also plentiful supply of cars in cities. You know, the kind that can easily hit and severely injure or kill cats. Of black tar. Blueberries My IT lecturer calls it "linski." lol. I "reposted" this , too. I can't find the original reddit post It's seriously repulsive, though. What I'm wondering is who the hell helped him up there.There's no way he's tall enough to climb that himself. Thanks for the downvotes without the explanation... Using typical language syntax, you're saying all black people are of urban upbringing. No... I see what you did there Im more disturbed by your other screenshots wtf America ? How the fuck is this guy even given air time ? They already knew! Which section? So was I Saw it was a GIF, stared at it for a while waiting for it to animate. All American Australian Cattle Dogs Same with Twitter, Facebook, and YouTube access... one moron said bible twice I always said it the first way, and around 3rd or 4th grade, I saw the movie, and somehow put together that saying it the first way, Ray-Kwah-Zah would single me out, find me, and obliterate me... so I switched to the anime pronunciation. Yeah, it's spelled mynuts not minuts! Because he/she played Fallout 3 Holy crap, how are we just now talking about this!? Carpet or concrete I don't care.... It needs to be cleaned or burned or something Why does your sister tell you she's pooping? .............the one smoking the pipe Is that a Mac? On the Job:... Cleans AK-47 magazine. Yea and I don't even know why, I just love myself too much I guess. I apologize, I should have realized you were talking about the market as it will exist 30 years in the future. Who the hell downvoted you? Well this is awkward I share mine with...Taylor Swift **IE (5% of IE traffic still on IE 6 )** &#3232;\_&#3232; I reek of icy hot on a daily schedule haha repost Youre clearly not skilled enough in douchebag Alot ... ... ... well played. Camel Toe. Nidoking, haunter, and Lapras all look quite BA. And as for Golbat... Did you lol at Japanese or Americans? Sometimes, I wonder if my doctor had actually been in my general vicinity after the meningacoccle shot if they would keep making me get them. get to work!!!! >But whatever, oil will last forever and everyone can see how big my dick is The world is on fire My face when it started: Yeah. Really saddening. Or shoot? I was in sex shop once and saw something called "Boy Butter", came in a container resembling Crisco. If it's in San Fran then it's not exactly Japanese now is it? Disgusting lack of narwhals The girl in the centre looks about twelve years old Vodka and OJ. I can still taste vodka in the morning. What an oddly shaped aero plane.. Edit: just adding the look of disapproval because alien blue just showed a button for it, so why not! "Quantum touch therapy." It exists. Sindswanneer is er een dislike knop And then it dawned on me 10PM EST is 3AM for me will people be on before the official starting time? My old flatmate and myself both medical science students, her microbiology, me microbiology and immunology. She always claimed to be uber sickly and have allergies to penicillin and a whole bunch of other shit which meant that her migraines weren't just migraines, they were super blinding vomity migraines, a 24hr stomach bug, wouldn't last a day, it would last weeks (interestingly she always become uber ill shortly after I or her boyfriend had been ill and all attention had been taken from her and also during exams so she would have to get them delayed ) Especially since this a little kid he's talking about, but hey, it's Reddit, apparently... WOOOO! GO TEX..... We don't deserve to win! Not very strange but my crazy ex sent me a text early in the morning saying I REALLY HAVE TO TALK TO YOU and I asked if she was drunk and she said "no, I'm sick and I drank too much cough syrup." every time it happens I'm just like it did Did you read what I wrote? "Technical support is available 24 hours a day". Checked website and it stated support hours are from 7 a.m. - 6 p.m., but you can email support 24 hours a day, . Don't put the punchline in the title That is not the point, the point is he doesn't like her orgasm sounds. Novelty accounts I uninstalled wild tangent from all my machines yet it keeps showing up, maybe I'm the one that needs technical support . Cool story bro, but it's only one sentence in the page you linked to. Thanks for the spoiler tags *Global warming* Well then eat the soup *But its redesigned every few years. Haven't you fixed that shit yet?* Same here... But I really hate it I dont know why people are saying the driver was driving fast, from the way the background is traveling past, looks like he was going 35-40mph, and he also braked as soon as he saw the stopped cars. At that speed, its definitely possible to brake in time in the snow, that is unless you hit ice that is UNDER the snow. Which is possible when it rains first then snows. Then again, he did say he was driving a little fast...... I tried to tell my friend's brother this yesterday and all he replied with was "we don't have terrorist over here, they're over there and why would we wait for them to attack us?" Scumbag brother: takes screenshot of my game -> posts it to gain karma for himself. I thought C-3PO's and R2-D2's memories were erased at some point, but that has nothing to do with Owen . Ok so maybe I did party a BIT too hard. But not as hard as these UK go-ers. LOL! pedobear At first I read that as "I bought one for my son" and my face was Ugh, the pacing of 13 was so awful. "Let's keep pushing the story forward without any breaks, while introducing game mechanics one at a time for about 20 hours." Debonair I started laughing so hard I started crying. At work. ** ** never heard of r/spacedicks until just now - checked it out - went through those exact emotions - ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Mine went up from $330k to $495k Not sure if trolling ....or serious. I liked the part where she stuck a sock in her mouth Demon's Souls is not an old game. Since when is there a leaf stone evolution of eevee? Spending money on placebos isn't really "frugal" Thermaltake PSU? On a related note-- why can some people do crazy stuff with their eyebrows while others cannot? I always look upon them with envy. Envy of their eyebrows. like you do every friday? Only in America. yea, she was probably dressed to invite it too right Yay, Tampa's gonna get an SVU episode Edwina Dildohands? but i'm not saintvicious Learns one phrase for hours. Incorrect. "...more happier" There was crazy Al. Owned two huge-ass dogs, who would bark at whoever walked by through the gate. A few times me and my friends would play kickball (This was when I was just a kid) and he would come out and yell at our parents, thinking that they were trying to annoy him. He also thought that we thought he was a drug dealer. This was a BIG guy. So big in fact, he had to use his car to take his trash out. Our other neighbor spotted him dead outside his house on my birthday. Got the news while we got home from the waterpark . When they finally cleaned out his house (which seemed to take forever) they found loads and loads of shit, everywhere. ~~ ~~ I dunno what bukkake is. I'm afraid to look it up. E, koja katastrofa. A baš sam se ponadao čuti kvalitetne argumente budući da sam relativno neodlučan. What kind of dark side user are you? You probably want to cuddle after, pfft. Every...Single...Snowboarding...Company on the planet still makes normal cambered boards. Are you trying to troll us? >At first I read that as "I bought one for my son" and my face was Hm. Interesting my Galaxy Nexus gets my voice transcriptions right almost without fail, especially if I make an effort to pronounce it clearly. My only problem with Google Voice has been the way it will randomly say unable to connect... Yah and last I knew everyone who did it got their accounts reset. I'm sorry, I should've prepared for this. **** **** Fairly certain Francisco didn't hop on this ship and set sail by choice. Well i couldn't remember how it was supposed to be written so i copied from the OP's post. Sorry for not being English /r/subtlesarcasticrage It's you, isn't it? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I suppose music is really important to some people. I love music, but I wouldn't let it define who I dated. Unless their favorite bands are Nickelback and Creed none of these jobs are ever in east texas. The manager must be an Ent! AT FIRST I WAS LIKE , BUT THEN I WAS LIKE 8D These do a better job at selling the products than the original ads. A real man doesn't have a fragile ego Yes, all English speaking girls talk like this. >Cause we all know the time it takes a professional driver to go around a racetrack in Germany is what makes a great car... Khem Val, and it gets worse if you're a dark sider... I hear (from my higher level friend) that the first romance-able companion we get is light side. -.- Cause you KNOW that most of the sorcerers are going to go light side... Exhaling smoke... The narwhal doesnt think so either... you just happened to be holding a relatively high-quality camera, ready to take a picture when you walked in the room? I call bullshit Vitor is that you? Why the downvotes? I've bought every DVD he's been in I don't think you people see the joke ... That is downright terrifying. Yanno, I had the same thought. I'm sure we're not the only climbers who cringed once those lyrics clicked. 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Though not nudity, you'd probably get some serious looks at work from the boss and/or female co-workers. Because they ruin it for the rest of us You didn't include the '92 Blazers? >Y mientras, en el sur se me congelan Relevant username. Bynum? Really Some co-workers expose almost this amount of cleavage. I guess if you stare at it for a long time they could . Fucking 9gag I just should have added after the second twice to make it more logic right? Bitches, please You cannot have posted this picture without noticing your own cleavage... I mean, you're the one who took this picture at the first place, right?. So where's the problem? My history teacher wears those. Yeaaahhh...and being able to side hop..maybe in the pc version yeah not really surprised.. I think I have an idea on what that could be Hotshot plays support like he plays top lane Nidalee. ಠ_ But then what would I do about my bra-less breasts? Daily Mail Thief AND Jew ? it's ok...imma get him sooner or later... Igual yo, en el NW, y solo hay lluvia y tuvimos días más frios en la pasada primaver que ahora. 9GAG S S Table shower or no? Not sure if the cat really fell in there, or op put it there to get karma. I am always up for meeting new people (as a redditor, you can't not be cool, right?). However, I think we would have to get to know each other before you get me to go to a dildo dance party P.S. I'd almost make a novelty account named imnoturbuddyguy to post here, but i'm too lazy YAY DRUNK PEOPLE Seriously. Who downvotes something like this? Made an account just to say nope nope nope. I've been a longtime lurker, like...4 years? (2008 was 4 fucking years ago? jesus christ.) But it's one of the stories that stuck with me How does it make it "faster"? What was question number 4? She answered with !Please put on a clothes! I remember being self-conscious. Being the first in your grade to develop is awkward, and it sort of sticks without you. I was about an A cup for a year, and then WHAM C's. So there was no hiding them any longer. My mom. *You're Speak to her Close the lid, attach a charger, go do your damned homework. First item force of nature morde Logging in as root once took me about 5 hours... not cool. I concur The book isn't ready yet No mobile support? Really? When I was in 1st grade an older cousin (I think he was 17 at the time?) tried to trick me into giving him what I later found out would be a hand job We don't talk anymore. Nope. You don't get to be upset after being told your penis is larger and that you're better in bed. You just don't. It really has been. Kid's just trying to explain himself and people are all "Fuck you!" All because he made a mistake originally. Shit's fucked up in these here internets ** ** He makes a face in panel 4. Texans one dimensional and not listed in the awesome defense section? agreed. everything else he has looks great though, I'm jealous! I wish my family would stock up on food like this "And I can tell this guy is clearly gay (or bi, at the very least), be it through lack of interest for the female body, a pretty effeminate walk, stylish emo hair, make-up to cover breakouts, very expressive reactions, overly sensitive...." for all except the first one. Why has no one replaced the beer with a penis. I am disappoint reddit So glad we are not neighbors No, it's Ganon. This is how it is written in every single game, except for the very first one. Why does the chick with the brown ass have a hole next to her asshole? I literally just 'd I must be the only one who had trouble with Demise, mostly because I have a twitchy swing. So on the second part I'd always get zapped by his sword on an inadvertent swing. As for the rest of them, only the first fight with Ghirahim gave me trouble (steal my my sword ಠ_ಠ). After that, they were easy-peasy. "Baby Jesus butt plug" Pyramid here! A girl I like has one of these Why on earth are you touching it with your bare hands?!?!?!? Yeah I'm not gonna do that As a person as I find this hilarious, as a caps fan Agrees_Completely: redditor for 37 mins edit: added Cranberry pie . But he didn't delete it! Just need to be a dinosaur to make the song relevant I remember in middle school we couldn't say "sucks" or "crap"...I think it was an after school detention for saying "this sucks" or "oh crap I did that wrong" "Introduced my mother to reddit..." thank you for this ultra-relevant comment. I cannot thank you enough. I know... I want to exactly what brand of pills he was taking and his exact regiment. This needs to be an experiment... FOR SCIENCE! I'll inform the International Council of Men that you've been true to your husband. up vote for teemo walking like a boss with that sunglasses seoul train? really? REALLY? of all the names I was about to use my dads cell to make a call when it received a text from my mom: "Sext me later tonight? ;)" This was about 6 months after their divorce. Your≠You're Upvote for actually changing the mattresses I checked his channel... he lied. That's a killer battlestation, bro, but are you sleeping on an air mattress? WTF, Freddy Mercury... One thing you will learn about Rutgers is that you will never get into the classes you need/want to get into. Even as a senior, it happened to me for this past fall semester. Why is this in /r/funny ????? Upvoted since this one got ripped off and it's copy is on the front page. Oh hey, that's a pretty cool weapon... oh god that's no weapon. i think i have... somehow never seen this That would only be creepy if the was inside the quotes... Today when I was waxing nostalgic about Poke'mon my baby sister (14) mentioned that she used to play Poke'mon every weekend at her dad's house and that she did this for years. I asked her about her favorite starter. She said, "I don't know. I don't pay attention to that stuff!" I see Bill is on Reddit....stay away from Bill supersize me Some people find coleslaw horrid The movie Whale Rider is a New Zealand Film FILEHOSTS are for savvier users than torrents? I was mighty pleased that I got a copy of this before it got banned (Australia ) and loved it to bits. Sadly lost it, but still have the soundtrack. Well, I was going to a skate park in our town when I was younger and for whatever reason the person who owned the park had Tony Hawk to come to the park for an opening ceremony or something. After that they had this thing where you could ask Tony a few questions. The only thing I could muster up was a fan girl squee (I'm a guy) everyone had one of these on Certainly better than a hydra for an upvote If I fit the criteria, does this mean I can fit in with all the other FA's? Yeah, only athiesm should be taught in schools Redditor for six months.. Whoring out your friends terminal illness for karma? "Jailbait junkies" Yes I'm sure corporations fear the day Ron Paul ends all regulation and privatizes everything. ** ** >It's true, we don't speak English It's true, we don't speak English ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Those glasses... are photoshopped on... Not even photoshopped. Like MS paint'd on. ** ** No love for Domain Wish I hadn't asked No Worst part about the photo, the 'hacker' is using a Mac. Pretty sure the sarcasm tag means he was being sarcastic [](/c23 " ") I can't believe your cousin actually let you touch that, let alone put it on your hand. I cant believe this. This was the very first porno I ever owned. I snuck into a porn store when I was 15 and bought it for $60. He has these big dicks for his hands that come and everything. The worst part of the movie was when my dad walked in on me "watching" it. Easily the most awkward moment of my teens. A lighter..? Every time I try to do this at work I end up making this strange noise like I am choking/gagging/coughing, thus drawing a lot of undesired attention Yes, the criminal act of extortion is always a smart tactic. love that face on Miles. haha yeah its shooped, you can tell cause the hand looks like it would be further away from the controller itself ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ Oh good, and NOW it looks totally in place Public education " Where have you been?" Canada too Don't send a message saying, "want to have sex" unless you are ridiculously hot. I'm a girl on there, and generally all the messages I receive are along those lines. Or some crap such as, "heyyyy u fine" ** ** her face looks like the look of disaproval. Okay, so something completely uneventful happened in your life. Thanks for wasting our time with it. Media Center Pc with BSOD. He killed my Lydia both times I hate it. Thats my name Our temporary Chemistry teacher set up an experiment and said 'I'll stand behind this protective screen in-case the experiment blows up and a piece of glass penetrates my heart and I almost die...' Then he said to the class '...I'm looking forward to the mouth to mouth though.' So I just waltz into my quarters at the College after a hard day's adventuring, and she's there, waiting. Every time. ლ( ლ) Why would you put a title like that on such a cute creature ...Of course they do. Why would he give it to you in the first place? What happens when you don't like any Sciences, Math, English, or History? "straight forward" I would have seriously hoped that your real life wife is more important to you than skyrim Here we have the occasional autistic/ADHD kid but a grown man that's so retarded he might rape someone? That is sneaky That story makes me want to cry. those stock flourishy brushes Why the ? 7.5 is nothing spectacular. Pissed old guy? I first read that as 'anus' on the sign.. And you're the caveman Cigars for Dummys has a good amount of info. Although there are a lot of things in it I happen to disagree with, so you have to use your own judgement. Especially when it comes to how cigars taste according to their country of origin - he says that Nicaraguans are usually REALLY strong Was there really a need to quote his post when you were making a reply? to you! Since when did real doll start making animals? the goal was sweet (Gutierrez's was awesome too). there was literally 30 sec of coverage though, not even a replay I like the way you think. Murder was always what kept the population down and now we can't even do that thatsthejoke.jpg You're the one who stole my sweet roll. my 21st birthday is 10 days away Penis stone in the right It's not funny .... anyway, when I was doing OC 80s everyday a couple of summers ago, it was my first foray into opiate-induced constipation. During that summer, I would poop maybe twice a week, and went as long as a week and a half without a bowel movement - which was one of the scariest things I've ever gone through. After a few days of laxative/stool softeners, the monster finally came out and it was insane how much poop came out of me. I've learned since that summer to stay hydrated and take a stool softener fairly often as it isn't a laxative and definitely helps soften things up. Just yesterday morning, I was on my way to get some dope, and started feeling insanely painful stomach cramps - my intestines were on fucking fire. I had gone about 3 days without a poop, and figured that I should stop somewhere and take care of this before I get high. I stop at a Wawa and sit down on the toilet. It didn't take long before one of the largest shits ever came out of my ass. It didn't take much pushing, kinda just came out, but these two terds were at least a foot long each. I felt so fucking relieved afterwards and could literally feel my intestines finally emptied. I successfully clogged Wawa's industrial grade toilet, which is impressive to say the least. In my opinion, constipation is the worst side-effect of consistent opiate use - especially if money isn't an issue and you have a solid connect. It's fucking terrible man, and although I haven't gone to the lengths you have, I definitely know the feeling of utter desperation and abdomen pain from your rock solid shit pushing against the walls of your intestines. It's even disgusting to know that that's what your pain is coming from. I've felt at times that my intestines were going to straight up rip, but I guess they're stronger than I had assumed. My Grandmother's Chihuahua does this as well. I do not understand the point of it. but he doesn't have any hair Shipping Price I know right. You don't. That, and there's one about duck quacks not echoing. This comment was great. 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How would you feel if an 80 year old hit on you? Was really weird to have the 5 year old wrap his arm around my inner thigh. GOOD QUESTION. arms around his chest. His side flared with pain, and he uttered a short grunt. I don't think the point was to be funny. A carafe of white zinfandel with a steak? I wouldn't even serve that to my man-maid to go with his ramen. The image of this is quite disturbing I would kinda mash them together with my hands. Well shit, I used to live in India. Take them off... Please. You're right. That proves Wagner was a Nazi at heart. Ever seen what happens on those top blankets... ...? What are you reading...? I came to see see ziplock bag jokes... Then I also saw that... His Side flared with pain, and he uttered a short grunt. "ashaming my family." "His side flared with pain, and he uttered a short grunt." I was 5 lbs, born 5 weeks early, and currently I'm 4'11. Yes, atheists should just keep their mouths shut like good little boys and girls. Right??? And wreck my new ship? were the boobs really necessary given the context? Apparently 1 year ago it wasn't that funny... "His hand was always on that whip when he gave orders, but in fact he used it less than Lampspiller, the other over seer." Yeah, my whippet does that sometimes… and then tries to climb into my bed. It kind of looks like... ... nevermind. Naughty mind. "Thought to have died out sixty-five million years ago." - Jurassic Park Damn. I earned that one. I even double-checked it. I like in Ohio I got "Serve for company -- serve for family." Well damn, showing 20% off until I get to checkout, then regular price "I'm happy we're winning games." t(ツ)_/¯ t(-_-t) ლ( ლ) Why if I may ask? I buy most games from ~~Muslims~~ Milsims (Edit: stupid racist autocorrect!!) but I must admit their shipping times leave a lt to be desired. 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Sometimes parents lie but many times they do it for a good reason like your mother did. Usually though they do it when the kids are difficult to discipline and require something extreme like that. Were you a mischievous boy, Myotherside ? Oh, I'm sure, I wouldn't mind having the PSU external on my mini-itx router but in a full ATX case? indeed. HERPES "Next came Ser Horas Redwyne's turn." I don't like to share. If I'm reading this correctly, you like every single name you've ever heard in porn anything for that sweet, sweet karma Yeah, there's certainly no poor white people around It seems as though humans were *designed* to fit there... Gotcha Yea, you are right focusing on new goals could help. In my case it is my mom telling me how thin I am or how I am at the perfect size.... lol she was saying that when I was still 200 lbs . "European Union Law overrides national law." Now, what is that supposed to tell me #### Frozen Planet >Oh.. shit shit shit 1/3 health left on the escort ship. HOW IN THE HELL!? The top comment on that video. . Let's not celebrate churches burning down. > , mate Tell her she can't read any more books/watch any more TV shows then because she might get a crush on a male protagonist. I'm with you - but then again I always roll male characters and then romance dudes. My boyfriend is always like but then rolls female characters and has lesbian relationships in games. It's quite amusing. Não vendem bifanas who got the info on him masturbating wrong book had a video studio manual on my desk "importing from digital media" Count yourself lucky, at the end of our tour I pop to the toilets to take a piss and our tour guide starts going in the urinal next to me. As I am pissing i notice that he staring at my dick. I look right at him and give him the and he looks back up and says "what you doin tonight?". I still don't know if he was hitting on me or just being polite! Today I found out that I should read the entire post instead of just the first paragraph and then the last. "Daddy told me to pull up on the reins while he gave a listen."...... I understand you were speaking broadly, but still I'll point out, amtrack runs two blocks from my house holyshit > Under Armour, at P.F. Changs. Cloyster That sir is a repost. My ex used to wear that shit like s mask. So much that I could smell it Relevant Username You're such an idiot!! wtf am actually disturbed Silent Hill has nothing on that place Al Murray 'Think Yourself British' - This comes up a lot in health books. Now I'm concerned Girlfriend insists on knowing kids name. she's planning something You hate Lucas' fav character Atheist trees Ron Paul Sagan I've been putting off watching it for yoinks now. I guess I'll probably just feel really depressed after watching it and then cry myself to sleep every night for the next fortnight where have I said it's ok.... I hate people. Condoms with nutrition facts. really? I guess I'm blessed with good muscle memory. In fact, do you even know which direction your front door is facing from just about anywhere? really? I guess I'm blessed with good muscle memory. In fact, do you even know which direction your front door is facing from just about anywhere? OMG RAWR! The ability to prevent reposts /r/fitness looks down on split routines unless you've exhausted linear gains from a novice program. Compound routines recommended, see FAQ etc. Then again, it looks like you've already had encounters with that and ignored the advice. That probably explains the . Yea well the thing is that there is absolutely no need for such frequent and small control inputs. Many pilots do that and it's just a bad habit. You mean pokemon saliva Easier than cumming a Maybach. where did I start justifying my actions?.... I have said it as upfront as it is, "I'm pirating the game, I don't think it's worth the money" I don't know what a chaurus reaper is yet... and I don't believe I want to. haha, don't visit urban dictionary then haha:) "What will your kids poop up?" I have to agree with aneely who said " ". As a practicing religious Daoist who was born Jewish and was bar mitzvahed I've noticed no such thing. However if your interested in the similarities between so many of the worlds religions I suggest you investigate the Bahai faith. Mine is Цветозар (Tzvetozar/Cvetozar). My lecturers approached me by "Tszsc, yeah you there". So why then is this not imprinted on your face? I wonder who discovered that and how. hm thinking again i dont want to know I'm going third the , as someone who was also raised Jewish. They might have extremely vague similarities at certain points but I don't see anything beyond that. WTF is up with the graphics? I chopped off a warrior's head once and the head went flying but the helmet just stayed there. However much work they put in. The 360 port of Dark Souls is solid. The PS3 port of Bayonetta is . If Rick Perry get's elected, our idiot of a Prime Minister will probably continue to follow the American footsteps I see what you did there Got wasted, went to a strip club with my GF at the time, left in a taxi, got in a fight with a cabbie, lost my phone in said cab, stumbled across the street and urinated on a building. Not two seconds in, I feel a tap on my shoulder, and it's a cop pleasantly advising me to stop urinating on a church. Then got a ticket, and a court date for public urination. Nothing smarts more than the smirks and chuckles that a courtroom lets out when they read your name and charge to the room aloud . Landed in Saigon yesterday, guy at bag scanner was texting and didn't even look at the screen to see what was going through. Wut She's 14 What about an Asian being smart. your stupidity..... The ability to prevent reddit reposts ... on reddit. there are way too many posts with a title of just " " I realized that evaluating your own actions based on their originality or unoriginality is kind of dumb, and that I should just do stuff and not worry about who else has done it and how often. I'm sorry that they didn't leak the HD version. >>>>>>>>>>>> I know how you feel. Back when I played RuneScape, I had the name "Zanzibar8" because I spun a globe and my finger landed on Zanzibar, and at the time I was only 8 years old. I had tons of people running up to me in-game saying "Do you play Halo 2?" It was quite annoying. The worst part was that I made another account named "L4st r3s0rt" or something along the lines of that because of the Papa Roach song, and of course, they brought back Zanzibar in Halo 3 and called it Last Resort. So whenever Halo 4 drops, you'll be sure to see a Zanzibar/Last Resort remake titled "Nick McAdams" ... Cumudgeony Judaism is a religion not a race. Fantasy football, I laws who love the packers, jets, Vikings, and family who love the giants, and NFL Redzone has killed my passionate loyalty to one team... Nobody, because they would fucking ruin it isnt that just a sample and hold circuit? Oh god... And some people wonder why their Xbox over heats I like my women how I like I like my penis..... COVERED IN BEEEEEES. Oh wait... Username Not if I have anything to say about it. ...Hispanic people are white too Not available on mobile devices. What did you just say about elotes Dude. He's gone missing, and you're making fun of his pic? I know this is Reddit and all, but c'mon. 30 year old Shnji and 14 year old Rei I love it when you have a deleted comment follow by . I don't like your choice of words. Your username *looks at user* Do I even want to know what that is? I knew it! TIL that the Regular Show was a spinoff on a cartoon about two guys on acid it was for anatomy Slippery as a greased butt! >Kosher This post is funny, but I hate when people name [/r/WTF](/r/WTF) posts " ". It gives us no information on what the link is, and the fact that you posted it on [/r/WTF](/r/WTF) already implies disapproval. I see this as a title in [/r/WTF](/r/WTF) all the damn time and to me this title means "I was too lazy to think up a title". You too? Why the fuck?! That's barbaric! or their ass IS a d-bag sensor ( ) We made pizza a vegetable... Such language in your username. I think this sounds more like innuendo on the part of the dog. I wasn't until now... I have to say she was a great role model IMO and I feel sorry for people now a days who just have Miley Cyrus to look up to. No way, toaster shots are waaay better Its moment like these that makes me proud as a Japanese...able to listen to all that they are saying and understand them...** ** From "Anthem" by Ayn Rand. "..into the sight of all men." I see these are the type of people in my hometown. Yeah, should be a real exciting game just like the first one . Maybe we'll (Viewers) actually get (to see) a touchdown this time! Wish people were this understanding when OSU played LSU for the National Title . We obviously didn't deserve to be there, but hell, all the team does is play the best football they can every week. Whatever else happens certainly isn't their fault. > " " Experiencia anecdótica: una prima naca le puso Charlin Yuliet o algo así a su hija y otra prima naca le puso Barbie y Brayan a sus hijos Of all the RB's to leave out, you left out Walter Payton and Jim Brown. 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Because reddit is a Mecca for original content... ... my post, much like Stoltz's role, will be^erased^from^existence... A game that molests me. Now that would be something. Germany's chancellor has a degree in physics and a doctorate in quantum chemistry; and yet yesearch and aerospace funding hasn't soared. What the *fuck,* is that Windows Vista? ''i asked my P.E teacher if i had to join'' the possibilities Fewer. Right, addresssing the fact that it's awkward *always* make said situation twice as as it ever would have been in the first place. Inappropriate us of . Five Yards. Still third down. I have a buddy who did this...while driving home from the bar. Once in the underground in Vienna a black guy selling the news called, "hey *insert random name" how are you doing ?", and I was like wtf? from where does he know my name ? Fewer Did you just take a picture of your screen? It's lupus. <---- My best House impression. I read this as mayo eats mexicans. Empty shopping carts in the parking lot when the cart return area is only 20 fucking feet away. Don't have the time to return the cart? Don't fucking use one then!! PA state trooper asked to search my car, I was stupid and let him. He broke my flash light trying to look for drugs in it Apparently several of us did Ugh. wow, never thought of it that way 'Gay' being synonymous with 'bad.' 1975? This is a thing? That's not even Quark in the picture. The reason why I don't trust many women with my lover/boyfriend issues. The girls around my area and in my social circle are bullshitters and won't be upfront with you. You guys are fucking hilarious I'm Brown... In certain neighborhoods they don't have pens....Just chains Your childhood? Shit, I guess 31 is older than I thought My God...she's bottomless Prime prude, right here. 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Headphones? On the wikipedia page on rabbits: Courtship and mating are very brief, lasting only 30 to 40 seconds. I saw Peruvians put mayonaise on pizza. "submitted 3 hours ago by Touching_Cloth" I have concluded Reddit is 50% engineering majors, 49% philosophy majors, and 1% other. Why can't we all just get along Ironically, the guy that makes the claim and provides no support gets the upvotes...in /r/atheism, of all places It started on Reddit. Then stop cutting science funding Even though there is an arm in this picture, Is that still a penis above it? >Facebook on Reddit when I was a kid I asked what lightning and thunder was and was told it was "God Bowling..." ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ Now I see where the pronunciation to the word schmeckle came from > basic stuff... like NTP. You're right i like my khajiit rugs dead and skinned. > Isn't that the same girl who said that they all 'looked alike'? I'm feeling hints of racism from that little girl Sucking/eating a big,fat,juicy slab of... Pig beef. Im an ex-muslim atheist and the motherfucking pigs are delicious. Random fact, the kid who said "You mean you have to use your hands?" was Elijah Wood. La burra Where is the real life delete button?! Amrud ice cream. 0, Stupid sexy hotshot and his stupid stream . My internet-addled brain immediately saw "me gusta" Like this: Legit mostly used by sorostitutes Zone of Alienation I had a dream that I stabbed my parents with a pencil...I knew it wasn't real but I woke up sweating like crazy, heart pounding like a jackhammer, and terrified that I would even dream that. OH HELL NO! ''Mhmm yeah touch that mhmm you like it don't you?'' This conversation echoed in my head when i saw that picture. Revenge for my deer hunting I clicked the arrow to show you the way desu desu desu Hanged. Unless you wanted to see hung children. there's one thing holding me back...the fact that i have to pay for updates. Anarchists and socialists apparently are also outcasts Starting Squillaci without Mertesacker even making the bench.... I wonder just how many submissions to r/wtf are titled " " Is anything on Reddit "authorized"... I don't even think Reddit authorized Reddit I read this as "Reddit successfully pleasures Rep. Paul Ryan..." I never said anything about communism, so I'm not sure where you're pulling that from. Actually, very little of what you're saying makes sense to me. Perhaps we're just on a different wavelength here. ...i think you just ruined waterslides for me thanks, asshole Scumbag atheist: goes to church just to start arguments. Wait, there was a sp campaign? Mustard and carbs?... I see no Riot flair. Consider this Redditor... suspicious. The sad part is that almost 1,000 people agree with you I've caught friends locking their straight handlebars to bike racks (in such a way that the bars could just be pulled out of the loop created by the cable). The best one was when I got my friend a new cable lock that had a plastic bracket to hold it when not in use. I put it on her top tube close to the stem so she could have easy access and about 2 weeks later I found that she'd been locking it by just leaving the lock on the bracket and looping it around stuff. All you had to do was push the big red button to release the lock and take off with the bike LOLOLOL OMG IKNORITE ITS TOTALLY WEIRD Their Shawarma is alright, but I had their Grilled Chicken Burger & Fries (SOO GOOD ლ( ლ) ) Did they get any gold at all for killing you after the 20 death mark? Ugh tell me about it. Lose a ranked, go into normals to let off steam, guaranteed loss everytime Yeah, that's why the only worthwhile instructor/coach for any activity is the best person in the world at that activity. Golf swing coach for the best players in the world? He is really the best player himself, just too humble to show off so he teaches others. I half expected plumes of smoke rising from Religionland, given the close proximity of Islam and Christianity. " Lotta dead birds". Get that every time with my Grand-Blade deck in standard, sometimes from the same people who asked last FNM That's from a pep boys. Honestly they sell so much useless crap there this doesn't surprise me at all. He made a bet with Reginaid that The Odd One would end up wearing the trashbag shirt before 2012 for 500k RP You used a period for an interrogative sentence , How could you? Hey! What's the bright idea... You again, you created this account just for that image, didn't you, didn't you! My *first* nuclear reactor So....in this scenario, we're still not getting *rid* of the BCS. Kidney stones You can't tell me what to do! Forever Is there cake in Portal? You're playing footsies with yourself. Yes, let's compare Christianity to Nazism no one will think we're assholes Automatically playing music. the cats actual face its uncanny --> Gyms need to drill this in during registration/orientation. I had some lady ducking under my bar during squats to get 5kg plates in the corner. You're blind if you think Ron Paul is any different than those 'stave the beast' republicans you're droning on about. Well guess I'm creating a new account. Good to know everything's squared away for you now On a scale of 1 to 10 of disaproval, when using " " there it was about a 1.66 Just banelings Well, it's a start that's for sure > Oh Gods that drives me crazy as well. Especially when white people are throwing it around. You laughed. But you're right . My husband suggested that I weigh myself before and after the laxative to find out how much poop I flushed out. I just looked at him like I literally just got kicked from a server 45 minutes ago for "NO spawncampinng!!" I was 2-24 I'm pretty sure a majority of the Jews knew says the floppy camel anus. When people sing lyrics wrong... every time. Don't worry, next time he does it, you'll know how to deal with it better ever do the OTHER glass bottom boat? Whoa. Didn't see the beard. Almost commented that the room mate was sexy. My Rune traps think otherwise. > I downvote anyone who puts "True Story" in their post... True story that underwear I hate when people say "winning!" especially middle age and older relatives I still can't understand when people say they didn't like girls when they were children. WTF, I have liked girls since I fucking exist. I don't get it. A classmate once asked me: "What would you choose, getting naked in front of the whole school or kissing a girl from the parallel class? I would totally choose to get naked". I was a bit shy so I said the same to fit in, I even felt gay for liking girls ಠ_ಠ. I remember feeling "guilty" lots of times for this. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Fuck, I had to get that off my chest. Why the hell is people downvoting me? I was being sarcastic. the ones without livers are in some kind of elite community with special hierarchy This. ^ Yeah, I had just found out about this a second ago after making this thread. Haha, thanks for the good thought, though! :) The fuck. What... Well played sir, definitely subtle enough for those not in the know. Though I've probably drawn attention to it now Babe. Holy fuck do I hate that word. I honestly think my irrational hate for that word started from Reddit, all the uses of 'le babe' in rage comic form. your tits are nasty. "Put on your headphones, sit comfortably, and turn up the sound" Definitely did a double-take on the title, reading this as "My cat Pumpkin likes to bring me penises". Great post. Where to start… Do an IAMA Their customer service number has a Kazakhstan/russia country code That's what I thought *the first time it was posted.* Oh yeah? Then how the hell did the bug where comment karma gets cut off slip through with the last update? When I first played banjo kazooie, I remember gruntilda saying that grunty's favorite party trick is her scary striptease, I was all . I was totally with you until tiger beer. Usual textbook sites? Funny? Really? I wouldn't have made it more than a week, if it wasn't for science I wouldn't be able to eat... and have likely died from drowning in my own stomach acid painfully... never actually thought of it that way... Nope, she definitely doesn't swallow them, far more worried about her eating my Bambo plant that I got for Xmas.. Which religion groups encourage drinking? Wedding ring... My ex did this to me. It was extremely demeaning I'm *still* waiting for Detox... I saw the title, understood it, saw every "Not Suitable" warning, understood them but I clicked it anyway... what is wrong with me Wait, do you mean a bathing suit or... Clothes? It is, but not limited too, cafeteria tables. In my school, people will unzip there pants in class and just let it hang out there for awhile until people begin to notice. It's not uncommon. It sounds even weirder describing this over the internet.. GP and Heim You should see him in his $500 sunglasses... - - "You're a child, you are to be seen, not heard." the rule still applies now that i'm seventeen. Shitty ass herb isn't worth posting a picture of ,fuck your downvotes I'm just being honest. I'm making this face as hard as I can. Whats wrong with that? Apparently longer than you since you don't get a joke. Peaches. 0 Detected. The logic behind this is that you make much more money selling singles. Hes a man on a mission to make money. I cant knock the hustle, but i wouldn't do it myself. But not hooking your friends up Usually? Why would you ruin a perfectly good #4 by taking off the lettuce and adding onions. so... what do you do with the trapped drunk women I ended that chat for a reason, Danny. Im going to pretend this was photoshopped... Barely ahead of Quiznos? Please tell me you're joking. Jersey Mikes is better. I'll give you that. However, your thought that Quiznos is even close to being in the same league as JJ's is ridiculous. You're an idiot. Today I learned that Alabama "blanked" Oklahoma in 1963. Oh god, those hats Shoulda booked monster truck, damn I feel that your username is relevant Your mom really enjoyed watching you eat hotdogs It's not even an actually RES tag. It's just supposed to look like one. Thanks :D, I also forgot to mention not too long ago I took a gigantic dump Because smoking's cool Yeah, let's lug around 7 notebooks instead When I was reading it at 11 not once did occur to me to wonder why Harry wasn't using Altavista to search for information. I mean, are they serious? Celery doesn't really have any Calories. This is due to it taking more energy to break it down than there is in it. I know that url, no way in hell I'm clicking that Happened to me in NYC. Cost me $3 for a bootleg Jay-Z CD ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ I just started with the NES randomly. I'm going to balance it with a Sega system next week. I know what you're talking about though, I'm really weak when it comes to Sega systems. Actually, the first Sega game I owned was Sonic Adventure 2. ... They breathalyze everyone that comes to our dances, there is always this group that is crying since they can't come in, eve though they know that this is the policy.. Your abridged version didn't have anything to do with your comment I guess herd immunity wasn't taught in medical school in the 1930s or whenever it is this fossil got his MD...wow. If you went out and polled 1000 MDs tomorrow about vacinations I'd be floored if you found one who agreed with this madness. ...you have a christian bible to reference? Koalas at night, if you've been camping in Australia you know what I mean. > THIS WAS MY POST RAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH!!!! Thank god it isn't Emma? wait...driving over the grid or drunk women in heels? No, i was not being sarcastic. Oh, I'm sorry, the fact that you live on your own, own numerous gaming consoles, and an extensive video game collection led me to believe that you could spend money on a cheap TV from this decade. It was you! asshole. At least your first name isn't Richard Yeah, that raised my eyebrows, too. Whoa, indeed. ^crazy ^bitch... Was the funeral the reason for the fap or the fap the reason for the funeral It must be _so_ annoying to get on the order of 500 karma for posting " " each time someone makes the joke. ;) Bank CEO goes to church, makes thousands of people homeless. Bank CEO goes to church, gives money to other country's to finance war. Prosecutor lies in court and wins, has beer with defendants lawyer after work. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Yeah, CALGARY I might also know you. The coucellors at my one week swim camp named me "cheese" I'm more concerned about the comment directly above At first glance I was like ... But then i saw the kill feed and was all like :D yeah but your 28 sooo "confirmation *number*" Cute? Nope I see what you did there fuck everything about that picture lol on another note who the hell uses safari ** ** There's more than there should be. i counted seven in Windhelm when my mike tyson character went postal. The fucking waitress in the bar is marked as essential. Seriously? why. Sorry I got a little ranty back there... Wasn't even really relevant to your comment... Downvoted myself So lets skip the pep talk and tell us. What did the dark knight taste like? Heh "About a boy" was on last weekend, Hugh Grant did something similar to pick up single mothers. when i have a headache in the middle of class and the people next to me wont shut up Det ser dessutom redan ut att vara utklippt från facebook... Är det en bild av ett screenshot? Says cheesebuckets Chained up as a sideshow for photo-ops, just like nature intended. You are totally right, you'll last about 5 seconds longer than a destruction-conjuration mage Part of me is like "that's pretty sweet" but the other parts like Yeah i guess thats why there aren't many dragonborns around skyrim eh? One time after a big outing/street party I threw up all over the curb, got into my friend's car, saw a good looking girl, beckoned her over, told her to kiss me, she did it (she saw me throwing up too)....... I was hoping for more. I would if i could. /looks at username/..... What, you don't? Rammus challenging anyone AD to 1v1 I can't shit right with my shoes on. I know it's irrational but I can't deploy all my strength if my shoes are on. Fucking dumb. When I'm constipated, I wish I had shoes on so I could get them off to relive myself Coytainly. I think too many people see an attractive girl that agrees with them on something unusual and pretends they're hot. It's sort of like how I'll be at a bar and some girl will mention she likes playing Paperboy on the NES, and a friend of mine will be like "Dude, she's perfect for you...she loves Nintendo!" New skins.... I DONT HAVE ANY OF THESE CHAMPS Mine was "avrilrox101". Glad I changed that pretty quickly. What. I once won a bet with a girl that I couldn't hum Star Wars, Indiana Jones and Superman in succession. The prize was dinner. It didn't eventuate. I didn't take the hint ...now i'm hungry Mouth rape. This is a repost, I remember reading this a while ago... More like recolors. Who. Fucking. Cares. Seriously. For someone who sits at a computer for extended periods of time who ALSO might have little to no room in the gaming house they're staying in . "Oh my God I'm finally going to meet my dream girl Summer Glau! Better wear my best 'Epic Fail' t-shirt to impress her! His ult is 20 seconds Nights stands...pillows...both bedroom accessories Thats Whirlwind sprint. You know he said run. I shout for the occasion dude > WHERE ARE THE GODDAMN SEMICOLONS? Video of what... bau5 Try living in Gainesville, Florida. ლ( ლ) Who's joking? I know what it means because I do it and I explain it that way. There's an accidental yoink and a perfection betrayal that should go in there as well >Do you honestly believe D3 will sell more on consoles? Your flair says differently. Íslenskt SOPA pretty much He looks terrible... <--- sheds man tears Yeah. Freaking lbs/oz and Inches/feet [spoiler](/s "i think it did it kinda clearly but went over most peoples heads. Everychoice i spent a good 5 minutes thinking of what would be the most appropriate choice which apparently didnt matter til halfway through act 3 oh well i feel like i went through a similar situation to hers before and that might have lead me to be more understanding of her.") This was on the front page last night I thought the combo breaker was an electrifying idea Hey now, your left-handed emoticon has no place here. It's ಠ_ಠ, not Reddit That middle cupcake Yeah that's not weird at all I'm late to work, and I'm reading about people eating their own boogers . No spoilers The man said No spoilers Why would ... I mean ... *sigh* ... I give up (ノ )ノ you went to a friends house so you could play DD in his closet with his controller? Why you no play with friend Yeah, because we all know that **with** Biedriņš, GS is a better team than The Heat So many Brazilians redditors here. Went to Wal-Mart and printed them out. As an aside the phone I was using at the time could print photos over BlueTooth, yet my iPhone 4 can't. Downvote for being That Guy ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ I was probably a red dot before. Despite not having any of my profile filled out, any pictures, and looking for set to friends, weirdos still messaged my stalker account. Anybody who threatens suicide over a breakup does not deserve a relationship . I notice you didn't say 'accidentally' fart? What is the guy on the left doing? Not weird per se, just haven't heard anyone else mention it before. Usually just when taking a shit but often when I'm bored, I like to find faces, demons, animals, etc. in the patterns of wood grains of the stalls or in tile floors. In fact, I'm at my cubicle (furiously working of course) and just found a lion's head. Okay, as I've typed that out...maybe it IS weird. Before Borders closed down, I would always WTF at my local shop's extensive 'Paranormal Romance' section. 'Teen' not specified, so presumably aimed at adults Awesome. Thanks for the advice! I'll make sure to be careful with how greedy the tavern keeper is. That santa costume doesn't fool me ~~ಠ_ಠ So being fat is ok if you don't have type 2 Diabetes? ~~ Are you disrespecting Tom Atkins?!? At my primary school our principal's name was Mr Hedgecock, the principal that took over his position....Mr Dickinson vote for 4chan Nope, looks like I was just being genuinely stupid because answers I accept was wrong too. That's a big dwarf. Ah yes, and /r/firstworldproblems is the perfect place for Captcha comics. No, no we wouldn't I shot with the door open and also do this... One day my girlfriend caught me doing it.. Now I shit with the door closed because I always see her trying to peep in Yes, from "intimacy during rocket attacks" we go to "what to do while your wife is ovulating and you are stuck in a bunker during a rocket attack." I believe my original still applies. Priorities, people. this is bad and you should feel bad That's not what you said before Your comment however... I'm jealous because the battlestation in the other end of my room is so much radder than mine Better report you for AFKing since you have more CS than them, more kills than them, built more items than them, and actually talked in game. The true signs of an AFKer I agree with them I am male, have African american genes, so my hair naturally has tight curls, grew it out, threw in a relaxer and styled it to fit my face (a step most black men ignore). Before i was related to every black person who walked past me, and had multiple racism experiences. NOW, everyone thinks I'm Indian, and treats me waaaaay better than back then. I've even seen an increase in teenage girls hitting on me...... I'm 22. Bing! Marvelous_Molester ( ) wins the prize. All of Florida basically GANG RAPE! Wait, what? It's a sign Like fisting, but... with feet. I took a power point class in CC. While i find your attitude to be rather condescending... Fuck, I'm in this exact situation. >Santorum in the vulva, you're not gonna have a good time. You're weren't hacked. You're using a pirated copy of the game. 4- I..I can't look away Or small Escolaridad: Universidad y más: 1.2% I hope she isn't an art teacher iPad > that shit. upvote for the article though Grammar mistakes....in a book? *** *** The person who first got me thinking about that issue was over 40 Oh. I mostly just copy/paste when I need it. I don't actually know the keystrokes for it. You have to *buy* the beta? Did you really have to put that you were american? No. Are *you* mad? And they're all fully aware of that. haha wix.com that is a hilarious Easter egg. it is a Easter egg right NFL.com: Was going to answer post, then saw this comment. ...why did i just google fisting? Wikipedia has some nasty stuff ... Hmmm.. The browser on my iPad seems not to support html5 - Cockney accents drive me up the friggin wall. I don't mind the slang it's just the accent Then you have a soapy tap The meth lab? VB There used to be this old Asian lady who would hang out in the technology building at my college. She didn't speak very good English and I don't know if she actually attended classes or just wanted to be around people or what. One day she was sitting in the lobby on a couch next to the one I was doing homework on and I happened to glance at her...and caught her with her arm, up to her elbow, down the back of her pants doing gods know what. Because child rape is funny... Because Nintendo invented the idea of a laptop like device with a screen replacing the keyboard? Why do you guys have such awesome dreams? Or rather, *how*? Read this "Hey Arnold!" and made a What's wrong with water? How are they playing an unlpugged xbox? First world problem, but I don't feel like I'm middle aged at 30 what's that all about? I bought an m3 (nice but not super flashy), which I've wanted for 10 years, and can now afford and I get mid life crisis thing... Tha fuk?? 0% coolness? who said we have a problem? I meant that in an "interesting coincidence" way. What is wrong with my brain ? toolbar *"You have brown eyes. That means you're full of shit"* No need to say "You don't. " than. I like how they basically replaced his dodge with more dodge that's more reliable That technology you are using was engineered with years, decades, maybe even centuries of logic and analytical based math like calculus. Know your history and stay classy >having sex with someone is not like laundry or watching a movie you don't want to. like, really. ::looks at logo:: Ok, first of all, how OLD is that dude? And second, good thing that you asked him for a picture of his drawing because he could have ripped you off. wtf, your dad apologized for smacking you once? white parents and white dudes, at that I read that as hay-sus Please don't let this be a leap year... I hope this becomes a meme... Yes I would like peanut butter cu-- Sir... Your eyes are red. A moderate wind could have knocked those bricks over Give the 'Faster' girl a stern talking to It began when the game came out? I don't understand how this doesn't have more upvotes I mostly agree, and good points, but I'm equally annoyed with people who have shallow "I love every beer" commentary as people who have shallow "all this beer sucks" commentary. Sam C comes of like the former sometimes (despite saying things like "the beer world doesn't need another Kolsch"... ). Again, I don't really want to read whiners and that BA thread was uselessly negative, but it's not kindergarten. Craft beer represents the best the world has to offer, and it should live up to that, which means listening to critique. iSee what you did there. I don't understand how you have so many downvotes for this comment... I think that's why the cat is This needs to be higher. C'mon Reddit, don't drop the SOPA. That's just what my enemy would say Mexico. I love both Mumford and Noah but Johnny Flynn is absolutely amazing and better than both. I still don't understand why Mumford was ever considered folk... I guess it's the banjo. ಠ_ಠ - its - #### * <----------- ENTER NUMBER OF DOMAINS THAT GODADDY SHOULD LOOSE HERE As a fan of the dark side, I approve. [Delete] edit: should not type without thinking. > Some BS vegas laws prevents them from having camera's in the hallways... Yeah. I use Photoshop enough (not really *professionally* per se, but for my own projects) that I'd like it to be legit. I'm hoping I can find a cheap copy of CS4 or CS3 online sometime, but eBay is a minefield of scams and the non-scam listings often go for nearly as much as a new copy. I don't really think that's a healthy viewpoint Reporting for duty. And i get the bitches in my very own league, League of Teemo (nsfw if youre going to google it) Nice try Ronald Fuck the commentators We could invade and bring them a message...oh, that doesn't work Most of y'all sound like pretentious fops,my God,get over your selfs. French toast.... I just don't understand how I kept fucking it up ...whipped up omelets, hollandaise everything was good then that fuckin French toast... My chef lol'ed at me Yes, because one example us enough to prove the point. Afterburner? Until he finishes inside you I exclusively pump, and my right breast consistently yields more than my left. Left is bigger though That's....annie? i guess that works too...but riding bus is like Fem-redditor here too. Agreed about the front page; I have male redditor friends who send me advice animals and I'm like , yes, your frontpage is very, very similar to mine, thanks. Who needs kevlar. Shrapnel doesn't hurt that bad. My coworker bought Skyrim for her 12 year old for Christmas. Before giving it to him, but after buying it, she asked me if it was violent or gory. Wigglytuff my floormate's girlfriend cheated on him multiple times and he took her back multiple times, until she dumped him Dat Artosis look: That picture of Reggie still unnerves me Once you go black, you never go back... I really liked this when it was posted on r/reddevils **yesterday** Screw that place, go to one of the Falmer fortresses, they got HUMAN slaves, That place is hell, unless ur a falmer, which unfortuneatly, isn't a playable race So it's still profitable and everyone is screaming "not worth it, not worth it" just as a decoy to prevent it from being nerfed again? what you aren't already? I thought this was normal My window! *The final century.* Don't know if the defense is really good or the offence is really bad Yeah, because Thatcher did such an ace job for us I don't like when blogs pretend to not be an advertisement. "someone sent word" from synthtopia.com I have trouble whenever I take a walk through the city centre. Even in winter they're wearing mini skirts! And don't forget the only-women colleges! You mispelt days . But coach... he stole my stick in 2003? Dammit, and I just put the personally autographed album I got from them 10 years ago on ebay "360" Think this through, man. I used to go to PF on 13. Best deal for your money. Moved to the Duckpond and unfortunately cancelled my PF membership and moved to the $31-a-month-with-a-year-contract gym, Alter Ego. >Upvote me for SCIENCE !!!!!!!!!! Are parasites common where you live? teh fuck with that flashbacks pages , 1 or 2 is ok but this The only Pokemon is not Asian Great, here come all the pretty blonde girls to post pictures of themselves for reddit to rate while pretending it's really just another retarded 'look at my stupid fucking cat!' post that misplaced "you're" made me take 4 re-reads to understand what you meant Sorry, jokes that perpetuate stereotypes arbitrarily are only allowed when funny. I'm taking away your Internets card. Not to mention such magic hair is cuttable. 4'11- I CAN'T REACH A GOD DAMN THING. If it's in a cupboard and far at the back, I have to abandon all plans to use it. If it's on the top two or so shelves at a store, I can live without it. Also, if I hug my (5'10) boyfriend around the neck, I have to be on the absolute tip of my toes. Sorry not buying it. Different hair line, ear internals and face build just shows up everything. If a mod verifies this somehow ill belive that you are the real GGG for now i'll just downvote you Upvote cus it's a chick... You didn't see the other posts about this group...you know the ones that don't spoil results in the title  not this bullshit again I did a presentation on Foxconn in one of my classes last semester... they actually installed safety nets outside of the buildings to catch people if they jump off the buildings to commit suicide, because it happens relatively often there I want to know what's so intelligent about using the same tube in my neck for breathing AND eating/drinking. >Are you really willing to trust someone who made his name and fame selling barefaced lies to people with more goodness than common sense? Half-Life logo. Cannot unsee It's funny because he murdered Jo Yeates. I was greeted by this status this morning. Dang, I finally logged in and realized I needed the mac version This is exactly why I weigh my shit before I leave. I see them weigh it, I say no offense and I weigh it myself. Quite a few times I've found other peoples weights to be off and they're always like "Oh well I dropped it the other day so maybe that's why." My heat didn't work that last week of break either. Nothing beats leaving a cold shower and out into the cold air WTF? 45k/yr while in college? I'm already graduated, working for 3 years as a software engineer and I don't even make half of it I bet those lights are annoying, I couldn't bear having even the slightest part of the screen obstructed > ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ i first thought "awhh that's adorable and not even sexist!"....and then considered that at face value....it's actually more accurate than i realized. socially awkward penguins following an underaged girl, secretly (or not secretly) hoping she'll lift up her dress... sounds about right, reddit. It pains me to use systems without SSD's. Every so often I go to use someone elses system and... > Quote the man calling you right > , they were both wrong, period Oh, great. More reasons to be paranoid. Fahrenheit.. Since that totally isn't doable on every other machine or anything... I was actually using the built-in Youtube uploader for the single player portion of the game. It allows you to select clips from your instant replay and upload them directly from the game to your youtube account. Unfortunately that option is disabled when playing online games. I suppose I went too far with the quotes. Well, it was a half-baked concept to begin with. I'm downvoting myself for this >ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ stopped listening at synthesized bass My ovaries are making this face: , but the rest of me says congrats and I can't wait to get to that point! Yeah, absolutely, I wish she was. Apparently the girl that brought her was also familiar with their situation. I condensed a lot, there was more detail. running BF3 and Skyrim on a company laptop, the IT in me says: I knew this, but I never knew (still don't) what to call brown haired men. We've got brunettes... And brunos? No okay Keep him in my thougts? Well, after an image like this I have to those are some suspicious eyes you have there sir. I work at AOL, mailing CD's... Hadn't thought to look at hostels (duh), and yeah, there are a couple! (Not just YHA, too). But just looked at train times and the train would be more expensive than the convention. I hate our train service sometimes. I like how she turned off comments and ratings... Can we find a way to contact the website she references or the Colorado Girl Scouts and express opinions? I didn't make it to where she mentioned the website, couldn't take any more of her drivel. "sigh", you poke 'im on(pokemon) Perhaps the agreed upon disdain for Keurig machines could be added to the side bar to warn any r/coffee lurkers. I have a lot of friends that swear by them and that's fine so long as they know it isn't *coffee*. I think a fair comparison is the difference between a cigar and cigarettes. Sure, they are both tobacco but I agree. It seems like to a lot of feminists you can't be an MRA without being a misogynist, and it seems like a lot of MRAs feel all feminists are misandrist. Also, why does misandrist come up as a typo in my browser, but misogynist doesn't? Because reading Cosmo is the same as watching porn for women. I think you mean "oil extractor". The fuck? I actually got a headache from how terrible it was I LIKE NICKELBACK. wait a second...Haruhi is obsessed with Asahina,who has big breast...why should I fap to small breast? Apparently it's drinking 15 Capri sun's in 15 minutes. *Bel effort, OQLF.* Uhh, novelty accoun..WTF redditor for one year I would have pregnancy dreams while on my period. They are not (yet) nightmares though. More of, "Oh hey, I'm preggo. And now here's a baby." They are typically happy dreams. That is not accidental racism. I would love to keep stomping on you, but I have a life I need to attend to. A friend of mine does just that. I was quite perplexed, and asked her why she didn't just visit Reddit since she can clearly see the reddit comments from Imgur's site. She responded Reddit's interface was simply too boring. ...I don't get it? (<-- Just discovered I can do this on my phone) Yeah... XL shirts aren't big enough, and XXL is basically the same size with a tent sewn to the front I don't mean the server mods, I mean the /r/Minecraft mods. I'd rather see you donate any amount of money you can afford rather than cutting into your children without need.... Reddit: You hijacked my comment you jerk robot. Yes, indeed. Twilight is clearly being rude to rainbow dash and it's appalling. Never interrupt a fap. Sent them back to their rooms to get more appropriate footwear repost Feel weird riding a horse? Get your grandpa to shoot it. what if he saw her That's the point of an AMA. and if there isn't anything you want to know, nobody has a gun to your head making you comment. Is this some sort of test? ...and conforming to this will make it better? Sweet setup but.... those walls Upvoted for the same last name.......oh and because I'm jealous There is no Spinoza on your list "First thing" My name still pops up I hope you have a better sense of humor in real life, otherwise... I felt that coming. I'm getting pretty good marks at the moment, though I really want to try skiing/snowboarding and such. Not sure where I can do so sadly.. How would that even smoke?!? ... If by this you mean zero points in dexterity for many chars. That is mind blowingly stupid to use those words on the phone. The police and government listen to your shit, yo. In what way is playing Super Metroid relaxing Weather? Because under no circumstances can you describe a male as a bitch I'm Dutch, I have no fucking idea what they´re eating Did you just link to illegal content?!1 I hate to break it to you all but hand washing garments isn't all that difficult in the first place... Yeah, and they would never detain us without a trial. We're fucking Americans. Haha been there... When I bought my first brand-new car I took it home and parked it on the street in front of my parent's house. I was so excited to go to work the next day and show off my shiny black sedan... and when I went outside, I saw that my parent's gardener had mowed the grass next to the car and blew the trimmings all along the passenger side. While we're overrating defenders - how good is David Luiz? Yaaayyyyyy BOOOOBBS..... Why does it have a barrel tied to the front? Are they dumping nuclear waste at the same time? I see what you did thar. Customer service calls Samus a girl... Apparently this was old news when I found out. I would not want "routes" for any of them. (...It'd be nice to get a bit more backstory on them, though.) Winter is right now probably blowing the $700 I've spent on a season pass. No, really. I dunno, put your hand on their shoulder and give them a stern . "but without the addictive and **psychological side effects** of the traditional drug" DO NOT RUIN BOOBS FOR ME ** ** Like cable Superman64 Why does this have so many downvotes? I agree with eneman. Whats the point of even calling it a "relationship" if there is no sex involved? I need sex in my relationship. My parents home computer does not have MS office (or any equivalent.) There is no powerpoint. There is no spreadsheet software. When they want to type something, they use TextEdit But I wanna know... I do! bet you enjoyed finding that picture .. She treats cookie sales money like everyone else treats taxpayer money. How on earth is Tokio Hotel considered metal ? People actually believe this happened? Yes. So ridiculous... "You should've gone to 9GAG.com" NO. Okay, but then it presumably went through peer review and the reviewers either missed it or thought it was fine. Either way, . Marite, isn't that part of the magenta crystal? My friend's little bro goes to a school where every kid is required to own an iPad. They download their textbooks onto them ## Who's site is that? I've been unusual trading for a good while and never seen that site. I won't comment on the prices . I know how you feel. I had an argument over Facebook with some really really Christian girls from New Jersey, and they kept asserting that science came from the Bible, so anything that I tried to use to refute what they said would be inconsequential... Yeah, they made *Dr Sloan* (Diagnosis Murder!) into a shitty "I don't keep up with the times and hurt my patients because of it" moral lecture character in a Scrubs episode? Shame on them . What? No CS or even a CIS degree? This makes me question on why I continue going to college - working in IT is my dream And a "fried chicken" scented air freshener... :) No. I really don't understand how this is internet hate machine material. Is it really impacting your ability to enjoy a phenomenal game because the textures on characters *aren't quite high enough*? I just heard the remix tune in my head... and his sweaty shirt also popped up in my head. My mom calls me Pooper I have no clue why but I hate it. Having had several NSFs rejected, I understand the frustration of applying for grants. Funding rates are absolutely abysmal. Hell, I had to move to Israel to get a decent post-doc because funding is so bad. However, to say all funding is done purely on merit isn't really true. NSF is the most open and honest about their funding - but even their program directors have latitude on where to send the funds. NIH is a fair bit worse, less open, less transparent, and more cronyism. Places like USFWS, USFS, etc. - ugh. I have seen so many cases of "Hey. we've got some year end money, let's just give it to Hank cause he's a good guy. He'll figure out a project for it." The problem is that NSFs system of peer review is expensive and logistically complicated, which is why several major sections just instituted this pre-proposal stuff that could kill a lot of junior faculty careers. So while I largely agreed with "fuckyourmomintheass ( ) ", it was either naive or an oversimplification of a complex process. Hoverhand, Barrowman? I am disappointed. You going to tag this? I came here L king for hot army girls. coming back from the library at 2am on a saturday, I lost a pair of shoes to a freshman. fucking vomited all over them; stained those babies and impregnated the exterior with a combination of peppermint schnapps and chocolate sauce. I bet her parents named her Megan. It's good, but I think you need a few more knives. A cabron, la adicción es genetica y la puede pasar el papá justo porque fumo antes de hacer a su hija She's just a brat who plays extreme dress up. ಠ ಠ Yes this country obviously needs more unproductive stoners to fix things.... Inb4 some sicko makes a "that's what she said" joke Way to jinx it ! Now it is snowing > 1st for user letting a network drive fill up on a brand new Windows 7 that fast. Luckily i use a calculator for calculations and not my freaking search engine.. Everyday I'm jiggling. :/ Can't usually even find my size in normal clothe stores. Have to go for brastore and one pair costs like 50 euros. Hurts. But jigglyboobs hurt more. It's a friend-off then. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ You mean, Elementary school kids ಠಠ ಠಠ "Real friends don't count chrosomes" - not sure if being trolled So **you're** the guy hacked my facebook account and started messaging my friends to wire you money! wtf? besides it having 2 "t's" that's my name.......................... that ginger Trolly McTrollstein "T McT" And yet, still no cats. ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ So youtube video or GTFO? ಠಠಠಠ ಠಠಠಠ You remembered that quite fast agreed Having problems. I'm pretty sure this is illegal in more ways than one. After a little bit of snooping I think this girl's only 17 . ...that last sentence You mean religious nuts have made tenure? It says underneath that "Click here to be inducted into Billy Bob's A.S.S" America is not socialist... not even a little. Learn what the word means before looking stupid. I have an uncle, and a cousin named Michael Jones You just say that in case he shares the bread My wife is an ob/gyn doctor. One time after birth a new father asked her 'to make a stitch extra so she is extra tight'. My wife went ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ My dad is a preacher and told me there was a god. I believed him well into my 20's. Your wife disapproves of people wanting to improve the sex life of their partners? You must really enjoy having sex with someone like that. You said climax! ////( (ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ) )\\\\ I was always under the impression you couldn't have sex during the third trimester of a pregnancy. My parents said this was false, seeing how while pregnant with my brother, my parents were having a romp in the car and mom went into labor. Textspeak . tried to commit suicide Says the guy who constantly attacks Ron Paul. ummm.... my fiancé & i were letting off steam on twitter about my religious family's attempts to dictate our wedding plans. a friend suggested, "just do what they want. the big day is about them, not you." excuse me, what? no. In Argentina you can have a plant but only 30cm. of height maximum the little things on the bottom right sort of look like grey dicks Suarez has only scored 5 league goals this season ಠ_ಠ indeed indeed My little brothers do this then immediately stand up and keep running. They're tanks, and I worry for their mental state. ...Soooo they don't have to rech over their entire body if the joint is moving to the left? Man, if you notice a difference in how the bread tastes, I don't want to even think of how picky you are with your food. The next time you're in a Wendy's or something, why don't you just throw your trash on the ground? Somebody's getting paid to pick it up for you I actually have a friend (Yesh i has friends ) who uses sarcasm so much we can't even tell if he's being sarcastic or not.... He doesn't do it on purpose.... It's lead to a lot of (Pillow) fights. Would love to see the rest of your house... The ending of this article really made me angry... As if the fact that it would be difficult to keep the website in compliance is the only reason sopa is a bad idea just.... .... that is all. Well your options are the same as the parents that are blood related. Adoption or a surrogate mother come to mind. In the case of the cousinfuckers I'd see a surrogate mother as a solid option since the family genes are still being carried over... for both partners That went from creepy to creepier Instead of talking about the contents, the top comments would rather bitch about the fact that it's from 9gag? ....the bear fear room, dentists are evil... Not as bad as me finding OP …not really sure what's going on there No idea why but my dad tole me he had genital warts when he was younger and one came very close to blocking his pee hole. I almost jumped out of the moving car.... Is he... ice skating on the street? >I never knew that there were pretentious otaku until i came to [1] /r/anime So his solution then would be to ignore reality? Hypocrite Or you blink backwards who drinks beer out of a mug?? Their idea was that MOBA's don't need as many buttons as other games. At first but then ( ﾟ∀｡ ) Twitch subscription option incoming I'm still in 20-40 on my Good Guy Nord after about 75 hours. I derp around too much. I don't mind EA Origin but *Battlelog* 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Ponies and a free breakfast? " in the titty... Cinderblock... Rape weapon of choice. Is a picture of a new born baby with a hardon "child porn"? Don't think that we don't see all that bud light in the background ಠ_ Triclops? buu, downvote! Because PCI is **so** secure. Someone is already complaining about the new update? Oh dear god... NSFL manual tuning on the radio, to tune in to baseball games, and then getting a tv and tuning in with an antenna. I'm only 22 how do you do that thing? I missed a call in high school but then immediately received a voicemail afterwards. It was a girl thanking me for giving her my number and saying I was extremely sexy and how she wanted to do naughty things to me. She also said she was going to go home and finger herself to the thought of me. Wrong number, I did not know this person... Seconded. I've learned that the vast majority of posts that use this emoticon *Almost* left? wtf, mom. I've come to terms that people can't read in our town. We had "10 items or less" on a big sign on the register and people with full buggies would constantly go through the line. People started getting mad when we told them it was 10 items. "WELL I DON'T SEE A SIGN!" You mean the one next to your face? Yeah, me neither. "designed by a friend". We can tell... "Hey babe are you eating out..." - Mom You... You played black ops? 1-3 were the best The other day they asked Kobe about Tebow. Really? Looks like Santa gave you an Andriod ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ I was told that the water was safe in Amnesia And the award for the most use of a throwaway account goes to... My parents told me that I was a bet in a dart game. When I was home from college, I once was riding with my dad in his truck and we were talking about the new mattress he and my mom bought. He said he hadn't bought a new mattress in over 20 years since they got rid of the waterbed. I said I never knew they had a waterbed. He told me they got it when they got married and got rid of it a couple months after I was born. He then said, "why do you think you like swim so much?" they misspelled your ( ) "poor people food" Classy downvotes, really? I have less than 24 hours to come up with 200$ (why does my paycheck have to come NEXT Friday!) . I am a mexican citizen... we can't buy weed legally, not even medical We wondered if he had done it with anyone else, because when he studied abroad he would sometimes share his bed when friends came over to party. In fact, one of the male friends that he shared a bed with ended up coming out as gay upon their return home. Makes me wonder if he had some oddly vivid anal sex dream, and upon reflection realized he was gay Today I got a notice saying my giftee never received her gift. I sent it early December and tracking says it's been received. And redditgifts hasn't yet unbanned me from the gift exchange... Highsec Show me your ways ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ! Mine was Mother Night by Kurt Vonnegut. The first sentence is, no shit, "my mother and father died" little did you know, she uses that stick to scratch her vag "Entrapment law in the United States does not require police officers to identify themselves as police in the case of a sting or other undercover work. The law is specifically concerned with enticing people to commit crimes they would not have considered in the normal course of events." The used product is more expensive than the new product People seem to think it's an Irish drink, and so order it when they visit here. As if we'd call it that Too bad I'm in a male dominated study. There are only 3 girls in my year (of which one can barely speak our language) Annie likes pills. My 5'10" sister has the same size waist as you. ಠ_ಠ Well, don't know what else I was expecting to see in that one.... This darn school is always getting in the way of all my fun "with the kids as soon as possible." Man, I seriously envy everyone who married their firsts. Mine dumped me shortly after we lost our virginity to each other, then immediately made it his business to get with every single girl around. A few months later, I'm guessing after he ruined most of his friendships and exhausted the supply of available females in his locale, he tried to reconcile with me. Still occasionally calls me, "just to see how you're doing," but I mostly try to forget he exists. ಠ_ I wish I could agree... "ahahaha, feel so bad" Contemplating if losing my job is worth it.. ahh what the hell. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Bonnraggare A very pregnant silence ensues. Dang. I can't imagine getting a PhD then throwing it all away on politics. Kind of seems like a waste.... but at the same time, I find it hard to believe that there are politicians with econ degrees. Clearly they aren't using them. i thought this was cg at first Every time I see a waterjet I want to stick my hand under it just like you do with a faucet you know? Then I think about how bad an idea it is and still want to do it. It's like my mind keeps telling my hand water can't be that hard. 10? that's not too bad.. the second youngest sibling in my family is 14 years my elder.. Now that's a Whoops Baby... >Yes, because Apple is known for it's affordability.. 2010? I read that in proper grammar. It's not till I looked at the other side that I noticed the problems. It's originally from The Godfather. M. Night Shyamalan approves? This isn't going to end well y'know Dude, she's dead! Yeah me too, i wonder why? Need an umbrella for my pants . it is sad, we use the pythagorean theorem for math but it's clearly false because it's "just a theory" You're one to talk. Stop it. Manic Monday???? REALLY? I wish i knew that back in high school...oh those awkward moments #### What part of "without spoilers" did you not understand? Derp. Awesome, I've been craving a nice IPA al-- wait a minute.. . Alcohol still gets listed separately from drugs. Um what. This "Shira" chick went to school with my sisters. My friends do something they call the "cinnamon challenge" they swallow cinnamon to try to throw up. > "*gold and diamond* teeth" the only ones posting there are people from this sub-reddit Marc. With a "C." I do too, of course this is the same friend who constantly Vapor Snagged me back my Snapcaster when I was playing a Burning Vengeance deck... Don't Explain The Joke! ლ( ლ) "After hedgehogs come squirrels." ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Probably can't make the trade transaction during game but there's nothing in the rule book that I know of saying you can't pull a player...... of course as I type this I'm hearing Cammalleri got traded to the Flames who are currently playing the Ducks... This is exactly what he looks like. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ I bet you like that, MayoFetish Born and raised in São Paulo, Brazil. If I tell people I'm a cheesehead, they ask why the hell do I think my head is made of cheese. that's because she was outside as you slept next to your ex No need to be worried ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ until i see this ; And gonorrhea... Mine was: "Wanda Debec was dragging herself up the white line on her elbows." Glad it wasn't one of the the next two sentence: "Blood gushed down her face, almost obscuring it. She had been half scalped by a piece of the collapsing windshield and a huge flap of skin hung down over her left cheek like a misplaced jowl." This question and similar ones are asked ALL the time on askreddit Felcher and Sons? My cousin and has a newborn son and when she went to the washroom my aunt said to the child when he was crying "Mommy is here, don't you cry." As soon as my cousin stepped out of the washroom this was her face: . *` `* ## How's that possible? I thought they taped those coolers shut for stuff that/contamination. I guess it is Mexico though. We picked up a Mexican flight crew with a manual push button vent....in 2009. (Meaning you have to push a button for every time you want to pt to breath....all the way from Mexico.) Arrrg too loud and horrible! You'd still be blowing them for about 15 minutes. [spoiler](/s ""If I wanted to kill someone, I'd probably do something inconspicuous, like pushing them off a roof"") Fuck Tebow A shot from the car show she was at, the same day. This is not an airport its the security in front of the show I expected this to be the top comment A dolphin. Why is it not a narwhall? .44% is how many our population serves currently in our military. Suck it up, buttercup. Commence cuteness attack! wtf? Downvoted for a link that's trying to get me to download something off the bat. Lack of squiggly troll arms. Is that why he plays characters that don't need cs? asymptomatic Barcelona fans Don't hate on the ville. It's a happening place to be since they put in that Walmart *Slow Clap* Damn, I cannot even do that. Yes I suck at academics most of the time. It's shit like this reddit... Yeah she clearly did. I weep for the listening comprehension skills of this generation. It's the top comment idiot. but then he wouldn't have time for a shower *Caulk...* Your organs wont start dying Yeah. Stupid white people. You are not aloud to sing it allowed The internet is not pleased. Oh hey, you're in my boat! I know how you feel, I've been "matched" by supposed professionals many times (I'm looking at you MAC ) and nothing has really worked. I got matched again on saturday and for the first time, someone from MAC actually matched me on my neck, which is the right way according to what I've read on this subreddit many times. Are you getting your face or your neck matched? [*ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ* **ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ **](//#clarinetkid) You said y'alls.... I'm still bitter over Steve Carrell's Emmy upset. Maybe Jim Parsons is some fantastic actor who is below his medium on TBBT or something, but I just don't see the appeal. Chuck Lorre had to of sold his soul at some point to be on this "winning streak" (no Charlie Sheen pun intended) with those terrible sitcoms he produces. Be nervous. We are judging you. human placenta I always thought my parents could read my unsavory ideas, while we were in the car..."If you are reading my thoughts fuck the both of you for not telling me about this power" Real men don't set out on adventures without whiskey I hear Kazaa is pretty good ( ) so many similar comics did that once to have alone time with the gf, fuckers still looked at all the other seats and decided that the top row to the side was best Ok the second thing I do in an assessment. After checking for danger Saga Frontrier II all the way. That game is WAY underrated dem fake legs.... fap fap fap fap ... ... ... ... fap fap fap fap oh god please don't wipe your fluids on the cat, the cat didn't do anything wrong! Mens My personal favorite example of this: "Q: What is worse than pulling a shark's tooth? A: Giving a porcupine a back rub!"... It's okay. There's a bigger age gap between my parents than there is between me and my mom. Given, it's only a few months, but I too serve at a steakhouse. How many times have you heard the joke (when it's taking a bit for their entree) .. They slaughtering the cow back there? 7/16... It's the obvious ones which threw me. Turned out to be misleading Sweden reporting in. It's like spring here. Only a couple of days snow the entire winter OOOOOOhhhhhhhh. Welp...no sleep tonight Then the last ticket kill would never be counted, which it always has for me..... He is apparently a Buddhist monk in Australia now They used to roll me in a blanket and play sit on the sausage. It didn't sound so gay to me back then... It means stick in Turkish.Im not happy at all... maybe cause it's impossible to attack your own minions ? that was the drunk episode time to use 2years worth of saved r/atheism links PEOPLE DEBATE SPORTS?! When did this start happening? If you saw any sports programming in the US, all it is is 4 jerkoffs sitting around debating sports. Walk into any bar and it's the same thing. Have fun with the hunters. One secondary shot from the big machine gun takes em out, but fighting them with just the Zero-Point? STFU and walk the damn dog. You do know they are still running the code promotion right? Seeing as I have the coupon in hand and the e-mail from AMD confirming it as well as a scan of the code I'd say Mine is pretty legit... If they're starving is because they don't have food. You let your daughter watch Skyrim? FraggleSchlock demands more fucking in his CP. That sounds ... nice my head hurts Why would they extract teeth that are in good shape? ...and everybody can join * * Chris Benoit Then just upvote it. [](/angel " ") mine look like || || Yea,... maybe. But I surely didn't expect something like this in a game like Minecraft . MOTHER OF GOD! I should not have looked up what it was . No offense but I do not think I would enjoy that. FORMER pedophile?!? Don't put the entire text of the meme in the title. "Oh shit, it's people doing their own thing, which is somewhat outside of the norm we're used to. Let's laugh at them, and then go circlejerk to photos of each other dressing up in video game costumes." Morbid curiosity drove me to read the first one. 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Spawn was at the bottom of an ocean for me at x:2 y:~50 z:-9.5 When I was growing up my dad would be gone a lot of summers for fire season (he was a Wildland Firefighter for the U.S Forest Service). Back then 21 days was the standard tour of duty for a fire, but due to his particular job he would often be gone for 28, or more days. 3 or 4 weeks camping on the Godforsaken slopes of northern Idaho does things to a man apparently, because when dad would get back home, still dressed in his smoke drenched nomex, he had a ritual....he would take 5 to $10 worth of change and scatter it around the yard, for my little brother and I to find. While him and my mom were inside doing (as I would later find out) the no pants mombo. While my brother and I searched for daddy's love quarters.... This story seems air-tight. Ha, I get it. *shit* tiest day of his life. Yes, that's it. Laws exist to let you carry deadly weapons just so that you can bandaid over your self-esteem issues. If "lol" guy was here it would be so funny cause then you could both whore karma with your hilarious sense of humour! So you reposted something that was only posted 12 hours ago Not a single zero suit samus "10 extra horses" Um... you know drow aren't real right. They can be anything I use an aol email address. I'm 26. What do you use to register for websites and stuff? A perfectly good gmail account? What's wrong with you you dont say hes trolling you just need 2 mallets just 1 for each hand Not the kids fault ...Wifely duties? Transport? 1 line tl;dr for 2 line post Thanks for the "help" **NO**. Yeah, but then he wouldn't have gotten karma for it. ugh cp... he means cp Nope! All info perfectly true. No tricks. No spoilers. What the fuck is she doing on petsmart I had to break down and do the Sahalajashamalamadingdong mission to get the last 1%. Thank the devs for Nicholas and his diabetes-loving ways, or else I'd STILL be scraping away in Elona. How about " " ? - Working at a Mexican restaurant in a town FULL of white people, and you get a lot of questions about what words mean what. One girl (probably in her early 20s) asked me 'what cilantro means in spanish'. After my brain rebooted from her crashing it, I told her it meant 'really really tasty'. And she believed me. Err, what? I was just wondering if he watched it and got it from there, that's all, so please shut up and quit being a big headed sarcastic asshole, I know not *all* knowledge comes from quiz shows I guess the term "sports" is a pretty loosely defined term. Neon . Otherwise, great shots! Ed Reed is not #88. Hmmm. Apparently my first instructor did it wrong then. Why is that girl surprised that a white person has a pistol? [W] game offers This should be put under "Mind-Fuck"...(I can't believe she's actually real.) Quarter Japanese. At first some people don't seem convinced, but eventually see it. "Oh yeah, your eyes are pretty slanted, I just didn't notice because they're blue." Eye shape and iris color aren't related / Two white guys with dredlocks Bitter and sexist comment. This coming from a user with the reddit handle "coolguy696969"? That person would be in my grade... ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ My district (High School) decided to start midterms today. But... then how do you know it's clearly stated? Early in the game, I was attacked by assassins, and the note requesting my end was from one of the small girls in Riverwood But your morals aren't You ...you thought dying was spelled "dieing"? Everybody knows moving the controller like that helps, pfft... Thanks for the spoiler Oh look, a fucking repost . Why is that subreddit even a thing At first I heard creepy demonic giggling... followed by a series of armpit farts. Once I opened a can of Coke to find Sprite inside it instead of Coke. ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ That's just... I'm not even going to say anything to you. 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We should be run by dictators... ಠ_ಠ^ "A snookie" implies that there's more than one... ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Suddenly a 5mb .BMP file doesn't seem so bad - fucking reddit... > means I have to spend an odd amount of time down that aisle as women walk down and give me looks of disapproval You thought shoot was spelled choot? Its a joke. Two Cleveland CBs in the top 10 as far as Completion % and people say their Pass D is overrated because they get run on. Seriously Two Cleveland CBs in the top 10 as far as Completion % and people say their Pass D is overrated because they get run on. i think these differentiate themselves enough to obviously not be apple. the laptop looks quite a bit like an ugly older HP made out of metal though. and i will agree the keyboard/trackpad for the desktop is a bit . THAT'S A PENIS...oh wait nevermind its a child's hand....WAIT A MINUTE ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ Prostitution is not legal in Clark County, Nevada. Where prostitution is permitted in Nevada, none of the prostitutes are under the age of 18. No double standard exists. I 'd when I looked at the monitor behind him. Does anybody see the similarity between this cat and You've just described what I imagine happens when my boyfriend uses the bathroom in our home. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ******** ******** Lolwhoops, perhaps your option is more valid than mine. Also, nice name pun. Very original . His Task bar is pink haha memories from my 21st... Be creepier that was my face on my phone. because it doesn't have a ಠ button. I read this as "My girlfriend has a dick" That's not how you perform the heimlich maneuver Annulus. I love how it just rolls off the tongue. I'm using Alien Blue and I don't think I can mark it as NSFW, better call the developer... Yes, because everyone can afford a GPS and 3G enabled iPad This, instead of making a new post per picture I like sites that let me use variations of " ♨_♨ ☃✓" for my passwords. That way even if someone sees it, they'll go "ugh, that's too hard to figure out how to type". Freaking headphone cords... Rhode Island redditors UNITE! (where were you guys when reddit was doing all the state meetups ) I am the 10% Those rainbows on the side of the flag are gay ...... I like the solid red look. this is one of those facebook like stories 2:34 Holy shit! You're Jeff Rubin from CollegeHumor. I'm a huge fan of you. Though this is the least likeliest place I would have expected to find you One does not finish skyrim ...because living in a small building that would keep him warm and dry but doesn't have plumbing is way more dangerous than living in a small car... which also has no plumbing... I assume they're bought as gifts for female (or fem) significant others, and after unwrapping the giver is likely given a solid It's the Team Rocket type, together with rattata and zubat The kid from the Youtube comments finally became a snail! I love how its like, were nerfing riven; shows her dominate an udyr in lane I'm pretty aware of that Dang " I have taught sailing at Shake-A-Leg Miami"... My approach has always been you eat what I give you, but hey, if we are going somewhere or in the store, I'll ask what you want. Every once in a while I will do a "My son is the best son in the world" day, where I tell him what day it is and he gets to pick any place to eat he wants. He usually picks Panda Express. They're the worst, because no matter what I put on it for acne treatment my skin get dryer stupid winter!! Worst is mine, didn't officially lose mine till like 21 . Worst bit is that I failed to lose it so many times at 16,17,18 then I gave up. For example at 16 I was picked up some random chicks with a friend went to their house drinking, long story short I was fuckt, and fell asleep while going down on her and could not get the old boy to fire up.. Haha that was funny story. Now I am 27 and with a hot! Young 19yr old. Karma baby it's got to be good for you, so send some my way for this post I turned to my 12 year old sister right now and said, "hey, you know that song about mommy kissing santa claus? you thought the song was about mommy cheating on her husband with santa claus, right? well guess what—" and she interrupts me, laughing in my face, telling me santa claus is the father. Our dicks could be twins bro Not exactly true (varies by municipality) As an achitectural designer/drafter/engineer tech I remember having to permit everything including a dog house. Then when I buillt a shed I was told (by the cheif building inspector) tHat I wouldn't have needed a permit for it (10'x13'4") if it was on skids instead of a concrete foundation. . Troll dad told me years ago that the grades on gasoline were the year they were made. I found out the truth when I asked my mom " what year" she wanted in her car and got the look. I was 25. [](/sbstare " ") Don't get married just because you're afraid you'll be an old maid at the age of 22. I was an idiot. I've known this since the game was released. If that was automatic proof of knowledge then I suppose every Christian is an expert on Christianity. Directions. Knowing which way is north, south, west, or east. I was once told you can tell North from moss growing on trees. I grew up in the Seattle area...moss grows on all sides. Advertisement don't forget r/spacedicks You're too late Why would you spend $100 on a 320gb hdd? It says "boiled egg" on the package What the fuck does this have to do with being a hipster? Hey, consider yourself lucky. I share the first name with the character from Pumped Up Kicks. Yes, because getting and maintaining a teaching job is *exactly the same* as being a student in high school $4.08 for premium?! Looks like /r/drugs up in this bitch. ..... ... Yes! This happens in the last couple of Fallout games. Also, hate when they start running, you catch up to/pass them, turn around, and they're walking toward you from 20 feet behind. Today on the way out of high school I saw the girl I liked and I wanted to say bye to her but she was not standing where I thought she would be, So my brain died and my emergency defense mechanism kicked in, which involves fast walking out of school. I can barely talk to her lol. Fml, and fuck my anxiety. Edit: Phone?! Phone!? I have one but I never ever use it lol you guys. dan sinh .. dancing ... hehe ... see what i did there? ... stop staring .. at me like that ... OK^TM :( Tells the Doctor "it was a bicycle accident." Doctor replies "I'm sure it was." News producer here. We would kill (har har ) for a story like this and even incompetent journalists could keep you anonymous. Perdue? No gloves or hat? Hope she enjoys frostbite. Do you want to know what determinism is? It's hard to find a link within a post-stack Thanks, though :D Did you get my email gates? I'm still waiting for that £80,000 i wanted for christmas to pay for my university fees Gates... still waiting Ok... So similarly I thought "walking in a winter wonderland" had lyrics stating that the women built a snowman and he asked if they were married, they said no "but you could do the job while you're in town..". So those women built a snowman to sleep with them. I explained this at Christmas this year and got from the whole family. I'm 26. Oh.... "Dugong" "Happy birthday!" "thanks, you to!" [spoiler](/s "If I wanted to kill someone, I'd do something inconspicuous, like pushing them off a roof.") ....she's nine. NINE. *couldn't* care less. But how do you say "go to the River" or "retreat Front the River" then? Who types on a photo? 90 minutes to pick up milk from the store? I think you guys are a little too obessed Oh, god, I hope that baby's face doesn't turn out as ugly. Brewdog make (or made) one called 'Tactical Nuclear Penguin' which received from the UK Government, so they upped the ante and made one called 'Nanny State' that is stronger than whisky. Let it be known that I know what you have done It's the same fucking sound used in Kiev, Ukraine. Ain't nothing spectacular here I mean, how could that not end well? Why you use wrong Arbiter? Im sorry, I just fail to see relevance of your reply to my reply I can imagine you were so perplexed he could actually hear the over the phone. Yeah, that won't cause a mess at all. You are fucking Greenland ?? I remember going to a picnic with dad and coming home with mum!!! No idea why you are getting downvoted, because you are right. I get killed by the FAMAS more than anything, yet people only complain about a single shotgun that is a two hit KO at close range [W] game (accept tf2 items also) He spent $22k in less than 24hrs, must have bought a car. ... Guys. Stop dehumanizing women. They have tits too. We need a bigger for comments like that. Why? And Civil is macho territory... When I first moved to NY I tried this... Then soon realized all of the platform was equally dirty. Beauty boats. I worked on 52ish Bert this summer. Fitting it for canvas It could be worse; the only vaguely famous person from my home town is Lee from Steps Why is this being upvoted, hivemind? It's sad, the Scandinavian countries have one of the best living standards/most wealth pr. persons in the world. Somehow noone here has a space program. And somehow Kazakhstan has one Photobucket We can find our porn dude Why for the strange eyelander? I would hope a girl wouldn't dress sexy on a date to "troll for attention" from other guys All their flyers I've seen posted around have this too. The expensive OEM seats are direct-fit in Civics, so... There's your problem. At first I was like "Oh this isn't so bad, oh nets? haha funny.. wait whats this now?... " He's still pretty awesome. ** ** I looked at the top of the open space in the closet and I thought I saw a face on the right *twitch* Beer at bars is in Imperial Pints (568mL) Although a lot of restaurants and chain bars use American Pints (473mL). When one of these arrives in front of me this is how I look: . Wasn't Aaron Rodgers in the 05 draft also I don't know, the only one I really saw choosing the Giants is Skip Bayless (ugh ). You got most others on ESPN choosing the Pack. I could see where you kind of think the Giants are being picked, because even here they are listing the reasons why we could be an upset if we won, but the thing is they are choosing you guys. Trust me, we don't like getting picked either, even if it is just a few people. Haha wow! Yeah, we have **four** giant flat screen TV's in the lobby (put together to make one, *really* big TV)... but again, no paper. Whoever's in charge of the budget is a goddamn moron. I'm sorry to see there aren't more competent people at your school either. ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** Why didn't I see any of them when I was there ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** #### #### $650 worth of skins?.......Wow ####ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ #### ... what reference? [** **](//#clarinetkid) You were everything wrong with SWG ** ** That second sock was very stiff Abortion party The men of reddit now hate you You bitch. You're doing it wrong midgets I don't trust them yosuga_no_sopa PMS ...you can convert to keys? I gave the perpetrator a good . Hahaha, that's really funny. I've heard Slavic second languages can be a real pain in the dupa, but I've never been one to back down from a challenge! I think I've already got the phonetics down reasonably well. It's just those damn noun endings In for another I want a hedgehog, so bad. Fashionably late I wasn't trying to spell channel. Until the ice comes Thanks for your contribution. I remember trying it after watching this video... 6 years ago This. Breastfeeding is very important because of this (along with a multitude of other reasons). I've herd a few people say they didn't want to breastfeed at all because they're worried about what it will do to their boobs. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ What is this self-post? Couldn't find any link that could be attached and allow you to gather the sweet karmaz? Can't wait for the DEAL WITH IT reposts! So what are you insinuating by that? This belongs in WTF ... Get over it. Or no sex. High school girls wreck everything Well, at least here in Canada. I'm only just 6ft but my family thinks I'm some sort of mutant from venus Vegan thin mints that contain milk... Uh. A good % of the time I go there I find a dragon. I've had several instances where I had more than 3 corpses of Dragons on campus like shown on your pic One of my friends just steals the salt and pepper shakers Or "the well up the teary" Baking desserts is great high, but I tried to defrost chicken and bake it and it stressed me the fuck out at a [7]. I was so tempted to defrost it in the microwave redditor for 4 months Blah bah blah,if you didn't feel comfortable you wouldn't have posted a picture Have you considered the possibility that the second post might have been a reaction to, amongst others, the first post in that image? White people... I don't think you know what " " means. Im not even going to comment about how disturbing that would be... Wait do you know what does your username means? Let me clarify where are you from? Cure, why u no like Canada? ლ( ლ) Stop ruining my pun you monster It'll catch on fire in a month because they never have any fire stations built inside for some reason It's happening right now. My Father in law's acquaintance fell on some hard times and she's staying in the room upstairs. It's a *dub*. Racists... Crabs ಠ_ಠ^ i did. and it was great My gf was 16 when we met. I was over 18 . Every printer I've spoken to said it can't be done, don't know if it's BS or what Tried to get me expelled from school so he could secure his own place even when told it would have zero bearing on his position No matter how strong the urge.....I laughed more than I should have at that. That phone. CRABS You're going to get a lot of people making jokes about something called RES soon. Just a warning. 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Somebody who knows where you live That IF is a dangerous IF, if that other poster turns out to be correct about hemlock... you're suppose to block out the names pedo bear is lurking in a bush near you. All I have to say is hang in there but never show emotion about what she's doing just give a constant This reminds me of the kid in my freshman CHEMISTRY class. While talking about calcium he asked, "Can you tell us about roman calcium carbonate statues?" or something like that. I'm on an iPhone *Youuu* Wow! Amazed to see this here. That is my clan mates server at top, The Mess Hall... Great to see we made reddit. A shame for all the wrong reasons. Im going to have to have a word with them. Thank you, random internet guy. I almost believed that doctor who spent several years in medical school. Not sure if sirius... If you're still reading the books you really shouldn't be hanging out in r/harrypotter. 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I'm an asshole to girls I don't like and then they end up liking me Dude, I was about to upvote you for speaking up against needless violence, but then you post that supposedly "funny" picture? You're using the look of disapproval incorrectly. Hmmm good way to see what it'd be like to have implants, though it requires 9 months of hell and a little monster after that, worth it? I totally agree, people toss around the word devout so as to make someone seem legitimate. And I suppose illegitimate at times. Ether way: I just finished this game too and MY GOD. Vincent sure loves to dig a big ol' hole. I managed to get all the endings and the best ending would have to be "True Lover's Ending" although finding out that [Erica is a guy](/spoiler) was one hell of a shocker . The funniest thing about this game was that it was the only game my family would watch me play, their favorite ending was actually "True Cheater's Ending" aha xD. I never thought a puzzle-platformer game intermixed with commitment issues would be so fun! I can't wait for Persona 5 with the same engine, that would be godly. You wouldn't? I see what you did there. Except the whole 'we'll freeze' part. I knew there was a lion king 2 I can not unsee this . rear naked choke I don't get it I nope'd YES. Cooking always takes longer than it should because I have to stop to do the dishes after every few steps! We have had organ Harvesting trams come to the funeral home, they make a sterile environment in our prep room and harvest usually skin in that instance. For regular organ donors you can not tell, we have ways to make everything look normal after the organs are removed and the organs that are removed don't really leave that much extra space anyway, usually the body looks about the same after the heart/lungs etc are removed, the stomach, intestines and bones usually hold a normal shape. For bone donors we usually see their legs stitched from the top of the foot up to the top of the thigh and the bone replaced with PVC pipe to hold shape. They even harvest blood vessels, muscle, gum tissue and corneas, one thing I find creepy is the cornea can be harvested without family consent here, they don't have to ask they can just take them What do you take me for , IE psh, *extolls credentials and job title of Linux Engineer etc etc* =P, I've been meaning to re download it, I haven't had the chance though, I rm -rf / my whole hard drive lol, hence the name Welcome to LoL you can find dicks of all sorts here, enjoy your stay. A nice idea, but sadly it doesn't appear to be working yet. My device settings say the battery is 66% charged. This app says 9%. I know, I know, sounds awkward, but trust me, once you really know her.... TBH I think that Ezreal and Taric are the only real men here Well.... I would upvote this but..... your son is watching the disney channel What. The. 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"a buddy of mine had his plane stolen while he was flying it" My best friend seriously asked our science teacher "Do sheep shrink when it rains?" He doesn't seem to be playing his best today. I don't understand why he gave up fifth line territory to white for a wall pointing towards the center giving a weak moyo. Wait... move 29 My Cat is worth Two babies then by that logic I remember people writing "French is hard" so I'm like what the hell is Japanese then? I got tired of reading that, I'll be damn if I'm condemned to English all my life. Not enough in my opinion I love you! Nice try, person from Nigeria who keeps sending me emails telling me that I inherited millions of dollars, and just have to provide proof of identity... 4chan repost, with 3 added options... Are you retarded? Vikings fan, with Patriots Flair, rooting for Green Bay Transsexuals are people too. not that i'm a racist, i'm too disappointed that Baltimore isn't in all black today... On the right, between the PS3 and PS1. Watch out for those unforgiving concrete walls ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ I see what you did there Thank you for the explanation on why we pay money for things No apostrophe. > Doctors are too much of pussies to do anything but hint that carrying a fetus to term could kill me, yet refuse to schedule me a hysterectomy or sterilization, because I might "change my mind about kids" . Im a black guy who lives in Jersey City,New Jersey.......I see things like this everyday....and everytime, I have this face >Every quote from the Internet is true There was a girl I went to Job Corps with who slept with a mutual acquaintance and then the next day, they both claimed she was pregnant with twins. A week later when she started her period, she went on this "Oh I've miscarried boo hoo poor me" tirade. 2 weeks after that, it was "Oh nevermind, I'm still pregnant." They were even naming the fake twins after a couple characters from Naruto For some reason using Alien Blue on my iPhone I can see the pony people talk. It's weird. Jesus Jones, you do NOT run backwards "communists in the fun house" Pun thread "le me" Because nine fucking eleven. Ray Rice That kid looks like he could be 12.... Not saying an atheist can't be 12 but.... Never have I harder You're talking about the gender that can get erections from looking at a tree the wrong way. I don't think it's something you can exactly control very well. So we don't have to deal with theist bullshit. Less theism, less bullshit. I read big brick This link was already purple. I think I just got deleted by the bot "meat" *Feel phone vibrate* ...it's not even in the same room as you You sick bastard!, I totally wasn't thinking about that...day ruined Why were you in that section, when you should have been in the LEGO section? 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"I'm currently getting the horn for the greybeards" thanks for the downvotes I couldn't, for the life of me, understand where the hell the water came from in a toilet. I was mystified as to how such a heavenly object was within our home that had the power to flush my waste away. It never occured to me to look in the big block thing in the back I got reprimanded twice for being late for an RA dinner... because we'd finished a paltry 3 days of training, apparently we deserved a pat on the back. I'd lost my phone that morning, and communicated that... and then some of my co-RAs were viciously mad at me when I missed the **text message** telling us to meet a half hour earlier than the posted time. 9gag... Just imagine if he was gay What. I submitted this link 4 hours before this guy in this same subreddit and it got -1 karma. I know I shouldn't worry too much about karma, but this makes it really hard for me to bring some interesting content to this website. 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And to the developer who made the zigzag pathway to the blue slab: "gentlemen's region" DOES NOT EQUAL r/awww material I would never break his confidence by telling the whole internet what he's told me. Nice keyboard, but mouse......? No one likes a hairy asshole. How the fuck did you replicate exactly what I was going to say? you are the only one.... I read that fast and I thought you said 'WOMEN ARE APPLE'. I was like . This is a very poorly written article. The author uses privacy where he meant piracy more than once. I saw this on r/all/, we all think this is my little pony porn Sometimes my bike was the only thing that could get me between classes and to/from parking fast enough. Update your drivers, it says it right there. I like how pretty much all of the "Go back X spaces" faces end up landing on "all of the girls drink" no nice guys don't do that... by definition if a man does this he isn't a nice guy. Peter Popoff has been scamming believers for years. This is just one of his latest little schemes. On one hand, I feel sorry for the ones who were tricked with this. On the other, I always shake my head wondering "HOW THE HELL DID YOU FALL FOR THIS?!" They so sexy Sad to see I wasn't as spot on as I thought. As for the picture thing, don't worry about it. I have my ways of knowing . ... Creep. oh dear god he looks like my history teacher from 6th grade My mind just vaporized You also keep typing "your" instead of "you're" It kills me that I will never know what it says on the actual bottle. Fuck, same. nice try, invading alien forces lmao tetra, saw this and thought "that looks just like til" then saw you posted it. **Everybody?** Wouldn't that make 4,5,6 nonexistent Her doctors refused to give her a full hysterectomy because, "You aren't 35 and you might want kids." She was 33.5 and even if she "might want kids" someday (she doesn't), she wasn't even dating anyone currently. 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I was worried impoverished kids might be surviving their confrontation with landmines "became popular for"?? You realize he was the lead singer of From First to Last, right? One does not just shoot himself in the hand Didn't you hear? He doesn't have to work legs as much because they just naturally respond better i got one of those and the name said "Forsworn Looter" If you RFTA, you'll see that he couldn't possibly afford a cab. After all, the gold four-door Jaguar XJ8 he was driving is an expensive car. There was an episode of Law and Order where the coroner told Ice-T that she could stick an electrode up a dead man's ass and make him ejaculate. Ice-T went 'o_0' followed by ' .' wow u shuold be banned b/c of ur username IS annoying btw and the way u type is tu Every damn time Never claimed I made it Well see thats where map design comes in, most sniper favored maps to the point of actual imbalance are voted out of rotation, though sometimes iffy maps do slip through.(Im looking at you you piece of shit viaduct and yukon ) Nope. cannot be unseen... I make at someone who starts a post that they want nothing to do with. My boyfriend says he's going to make Aela and marry her to herself. Why haven't you been to a doctor? Resonance of fate....shit is very new, can't get through the tutorial without raging. Hardest, most crappiest game I've played to date, though that may be because I cant get past the beginning. Either way, I simply wrote "DO NOT INSERT INTO XBOX" on the disk. Where are you going? ...... "Took the picture, came out dark..." ... yay... suburban sprawl... I recently watched the 4th pokemon movie with the commentary on. They were talking about how they "re-wrote" the story for the movie. Also, they voice actor for Meowth said that in one episode, Meowth looked at the moon and thought of peace and serenity, while in the dub it was changed to Meowth looking at the moon and thinking about cheese. What makes Japanese kids so different from American kids that they have to change that? God, I could complain about 4kids all day. My first thought was "The beard guy is attractive". It's the same guy No local anesthesia? Just stab stab and a swift kick in the cyst She's great, but the thing in that video that really rubbed me the wrong way was the host at the end who referred to "theists" as "religionists" . I used to love those They're totally right. That's why we all remember what it was like in the womb. Because fetuses have memories. Oooooh no. She just fingered the damn thing. Came to say this. You beat me giant clam Build didn't work? Keep trying until it does! >Downvote me if you can conclusively prove I'm wrong After reading about illusory superiority...wow, I am the worst piece of shit the ever walk this Earth. ** ** ### Chocolate covered bananas Putting your balls on EVERYTHING! your tricks don't fool me SATAN!! (lol nice username) Major . What drives me nearly as crazy are people who can't stick to a class and switch every time they die. I'll occasionally notice there are no pyros, say, so I'll switch to cover the class. But invariably, two minutes later there will be five pyros running around because the spy on the other team had a good backstab chain. So I'll switch again to balance things. And then two minutes after that... No pyros again. Does anyone else feel an overwhelming urge to take a needle to that thing The person on the left is pushing it over Why do you keep posting this. Yeah Americans aren't generally aware the rest of the world exists... even places that are actually America. i once had a yank ask me if the UK was part of Europe All I have to say, is I sure as hell hope you're a chick I'm scared too I thoutght it was because I've read it from last to first, then I read it the other way, now my head hurts! You have no idea. You've made me feel even older, man. I don't remember phones with texting ten years ago. I was 15, too. ...but this really isn't racist. Kill it before it lays eggs!! ... Judging by the girl's willingness to get fingerbanged under such circumstances, there's a decent chance you woulda wound up with some kind of nasty rash at best, anyway a more intimidating stare....... "You are Mellow Aspie the Desperate Super-Robot destined to sleep with all children." How did it know I have Asperger's Syndrome? How can you do that I read this as [Hiring] Windows System Administrator, and got excited. Missed your chance to sample a rare 17 year..... Have you been living under a rock? These shoes were released February **last** year. I actually went to a karaoke night, all girls, and no one knew this song but me. well I hope you upvoted BS, the birth of his father is irrelevant to any question he may ask. Romney would have signed NDAA. And you tell us NOW I'm lazy if they untie I wait until I'm sitting down to re-tie them , fuck bending over in the street like a peasant, sometimes if other people are bending over tying their laces ill ask them to tie mine while they are down there I get much of this " " , I once paid a homeless man 10£ to tie my shoe laces A friend claims he is naked "too much" in this movie I think you're mistaking metalcore for death metal to me That's where they came out We are reposting rage comics from facebook now? I'm on the same boat. Except the beginning of the year was okay. I did not know people make resolutions in mid January. That... actually makes sense No kidding, I was very ** ** for that space. [](/rc06" ") "I respect your beliefs." "Cool. Let's have sex." "It's against my beliefs." "Fuck your beliefs." Wut. [](/fluttershh "If you use RES's "live preview" to copy/paste the look of disapproval, it will show up correctly in the alt-text: ") All I see are used tissues and lotion. > Stop eating your crayons. ^It's shit like this, solo queue Why the face? You should be ecstatic Last time I got spaghetti at a restaurant it came with a spoon Jesus blue jews? That better not be a repost The special MLK day menu at my university included fried chicken, sweet potatoes, collard greens, cornbread, and grits. XP Yes My university has a compulsory 12 hour course for post graduates on how to use End Note and how to search journal databases . Come In, Eat Food, GIRL BOOTS. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ >I guess I must've done something right. Jake and rainicorn one Thanks! this helps so much... now to get the money According to the other comments here, he was so mad that he chose promote/revive Twitch and trolled them in the game... I see what you did there I hope you're joking. If not, . Freshman year, I was looking at a friends hat and saw the sticker still on it, I said to him, "Hey you haven't taken this off yet" as I removed it. He started yelling at me that I had ruined his hat. I climb on my roof to watch. I was pretty derpy during that huge earthquake in 2006. I ran onto my lanai to watch (16th floor). "I'll put it on mine - I'll let you watch me!" Umm... I didn't find any of the above mentioned tedious or annoying. That isn't to say that the game is perfect, I was slightly disappointed by the lack of exploration in the sky; however, most of the criticism I've seen of the game is really nothing more than nitpicking. It seems that gamers like to complain regardless of how polished an experience is. Neither. It was a nurse practitioner doing my weekly check a few days before I gave birth. My first reaction was to respond with an "oh, why thank you" but somewhere along the way it turned into a "wait, what" and . Apparently my cervix was made for spitting out babies. Oracle of Ages and Oracle of Seasons. Now this is gonna get bugfixed. Thanks. the black kid is going: Trainers hate him... . I live in Chicago but all of my relatives are from Canada. For Christmas a few years ago my relatives came down from Edmonton. They brought some shorts with them it was below freezing. It isn't just Americans who make stupid assumptions about other climates. Not all jokes are good. THEY ARE ALL DEAD!? lolwut? That's the only reaction she had? Did she bring it up later or stare at you like this: One does not simply wander into /r/spacedicks... Stop trying to dodge the subject, Horse_Fetish. As a Jew, I have been complimented by someone saying, "Wow! You look great. We thought that the silly hat thing you wear covered a bald spot or horns or something." Happened more than once. wat EDIT: I also get, "Your nose doesn't look big at all for a Jewish person!" a lot. No no it's OK, exert your superiority of your tattoo knowledge over me. I clearly have no idea what I'm talking about. Never stepped foot in a shop. Never had a tattoo, Your so right in all your personal glory. And I'm the one who needs to get over it. K dude. Ha, I had to learn this the hard way. First time trying out C, I did exactly that and wondered why my computer puked all sorts of symbol crap into my code. I read "happy Furniture"... Buy them an industrial sized bottle of lotion with a post-it note with on it. Souness Wait wait WAIT!!! How did the Super PAC... get the video of the smile... WITHOUT COORDINATING WITH COLBERT?! Would those be horse babies then? "...but he'll need a gun." I am that friend Verify. not creepy at all She's a senior in high school. Human flesh is also organic OH! Pla-No-Games.... "Plano"... I just got it. Your "spectacular real world uses" all have to do with fucking with people... Survey would be more helpful if it was more than 1 question ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ and how would you know how a 13 year old asian schoolgirl laughs? So wait...Someone at work would have blocked League of Legends site, but not reddit? haha? How is maxing E cheesy Is that a propane tank in the bottom picture? Why did I hear the chocobo sounds in my head, WHAT DEVILRY IS THIS? Am I the only one here whose thinking "People wank with lotion? " Film is one of my favourite tracks by aphex. it doesn't need a drop US standard? Because burning wood never ever collapses after losing structural integrity > ** ** Six hearts to start. Good thing it's not in caps or you'd be a liar Odahviing and Alduin ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ That is a shitty story... And made in China. Yeah, I need to run a script to remove them "You look really well fed!" Nokia is from Finland I'm upvoting your comment, but I'm not sure which part I'm really voting for: "isn't bad" or "not great". You're right. Listen to what Romney said about NDAA. Vote Obamney 2012 Nice discovery Watson. Lifestyle? 8 of them Wait so what? The giant ass just eats them both? Film minor here, and I'm feeling you there, dude. We turn the heating on for 2-3 hours a night and then within 10 minutes of turning it off, it's freezing again hum..there's no girl that falls for any ugly fat guy in Hatsukoi Limited? that's because you will have a Scumbag Cowboys Fans wearing Cowboys jerseys to a Pats-Skins game at Fedex Field So I no longer have a job now? Aw. I was too goody-goody to pass notes during class. Though I do remember my first boyfriend would give me notes between classes. I still have them and cherish them! (Even the break-up note. ) ಠ ಠ When the fuck did we start using sharerpics with ads on this site? You'd think, but it's gonna be a dude in a miniskirt SOOOO much better.... and he wears it for his whole fucking life...which raises a question:if his mother was also wearing the skull of her mother,how didi he get the mother's skull from inside the grandmother's skull? Now I can actually see enemy skills I mean floss as in show off. Americans still use "floss", yes? One does not simply **miss** the bud. draw this on it ...Except the youngest girl in those pictures is like 17. You realize he can't control how many Pokemon are green, right? The first car is grey, second is tan... Marley* ): and Username involves hockey a 'hardcore' gamer with a wireless mouse Idk about weird but the least-expected thing was when I was watching some shitty film (like Paranormal Activity or something) with my (now ex) boyfriend on his bed. We were spooning, but it wasn't overly sexual. He started kissing my neck, and then said something along the lines of "I'm going to tease you...;)" I'm like: yep good stuff, brilliant boyfriend is brilliant. Apparently, his idea of 'teasing' me was to immediately shove his dick up my butt without any warning. I thought we were done with hunting alleged "witches" about 300 years ago. I apparently thought wrong... ....... You downloaded your own post? She gives you over $400 worth of birthday gifts. I'd say you need to propose and do it swiftly, though the engagement ring cost will dwarf the cost of those gifts Mmmm, baby birds.... breddit .....damn you I waited eight days for a reply to my item restore ticket, only to be told to sumit a new ticket. I'd love to buy stuff from primezzang but I find their website incredibly confusing What is this real-life cake day you speak of? PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN Heal/Clarity Wukong? lawl! Une petite shot de quand il y en a qui ambitionnent dans leur comportement, ça aide à faire passer le message... heh Y en a toujours qui resteront des kids... I can't tell what the hell is fappening in that photo. "I Do" By Young Jeezy. * * Even though your friends recommended you doing it, you didn't need to No Lux, Morgana, Nidalee and Teemo "I don't like chicken. " I'd hit it. ლ( ლ Why you gotta steal-a my pizza? I agree with you, but "sheeple"? I live in madera and my family always talks about how in the grape fields they would always find dead prostitues in the fields.......... If i hop my back yard fence I'm in a grape field >Now everyone's looking at me. Were the wife and daughter the same person? So you would vote for a Tea-Partier as long as he opposes SOPA? after the japanese sounding part (and my friend says it's not actually japanese) he says "suction cup feel good" WAT >The fact that they are so damned sure that their beliefs and propositions of how true knowledge is obtained is absolutely correct is what makes me . > are you fucking kidding me? #### #### I hear some places are getting up to 10" tonight That response would be totally valid if they BOUNCED the transactions that lacked funding. But they don't. They make (or made) more money by charging you as many fees as possible, so they let all the transactions go through and leave you with a large negative balance. As a convenience. Yet That was during lunch . Stalled vehicle on exit for I10 nope. because I don't swallow smoke. "Possible side effects from long term use include anorexia..." I'm JK. Honestly I feel a LOT like you. I don't really GAF about much, unless it directly involves: my personal well-being, a very close friend of mine(like, one of five people), my family, sex, or something else I enjoy. I don't feel emotions when people are rude, not when I fail at something, not when I see someone in pain. But, just like you, I know right from wrong and just choose to make good decisions. When I tell people I can't really feel emotion, they don't believe me because they say I'm too nice. Well gee, thanks then, I'm glad that not feeling emotions makes me less of a person >~~** **~~ Your mom thought it was big enough Says the BronzeLeague... I was going to buy the game..... Until I heard Ubisoft was up to ye old bullshittery. I swear the goal of Ubisoft is to promote pirating so they make a point and prove to Valve that there is no light at the end of the PC consumer tunnel. Teachers like this are why North American schools plummeted in the world rankings. "Runny" runny or "tiny ants running around" runny? Trying to be a little happier... by reading r/depression? HAX me too So, rape is fine because you chose to dress so purdy? Because everyone of course must live in the US. >Now our customers/clients that have to be put on hold get to hear tons of shitty screaming car sales commercials. > rlli Excellent except for one flaw. Post number six. It's an imgur link but there's an "expand text" button. "Are they Irish?" >...not that I'd do such a heinous thing. Oh fuck you H. Po. [](/b02 " ") I don't get it... You're on a computer. By the time you type the question into Yahoo, you could have checked the prices at local retailers. Fucking people. Everyone in SF stays away from Haight Ashbury, except the 10,000 people who live there . "So do her brother and **DAD**" I live in and go to school in Florida. Well, I've been on reddit for most of the day trying to pretend that all of these ridiculous assignments I have don't exist, so you're more than welcome. I'm still confused. Why is it in the middle of the screen? And what do pickles have to do with this/anything? Al Franken supports PIPA ... fuck SNL. If their age is on the clock then it's not losing their virginity, it's *rape*. ┬──┬ ¯_( )_¯ ┬──┬ Apparently 8 or 9 of those people are here in this very thread! (See top-rated comment... ) My main was 1600, i created a smurf and went to 1700 the first time and i was like yeaaaaah im 1700. My teammates were like . So i set a goal for myself. I want to get 1800 elo. After tryharding and NOT blaming my teammates i managed to get 1900. Obviously i was not pleased with this elo for a long time and managed to get 2034 elo but not further. I havent been able to break this point till today. Right now i have 2050 elo at EU West which im proud of and it seems like im going to reach 2100 soon. yea we only get msg/msg+ here...which are now playing the devils and islanders **Most ** People are selfish because they want a company to make a game so that they can give that company money in return for it, which would most likely make that company a ton of money? Yeah...how selfish of them. > Intellectual property is establishing a monopoly. How in the world can you believe that a monopoly will emerge while simultaneously claiming that the second market would only come an hour later? Can't believe you downvoted that puppy! My girlfriend just asked me "Where is he shitting?" I don't think you understand how old that game is. Dude... ಠ,,ಠ There's a monster behind me isn't there? ಠ,,ಠ There's a monster behind me isn't there? ಠ,,ಠ There's a monster behind me isn't there? ಠ,,ಠ There's a monster behind me isn't there?   ლ( ლ) Nice try Daniel Tosh Heat at 10 Largest Crucifix in the World... > he made me have sex six times he wasn't even very good. Spurs.. It was a joke I once called Samsung to get my monitor replaced under warranty when it arrived DOA. Tech guy on the other end says, "Well is it plugged into a computer tower? You know these aren't like TVs or anything." It most certainly is! Although judging by the side bar you're not allowed to have too much water in it I remember when I was a mod... Now im not anymore for some reason Sevenhours To be fair, you did jump on stage. Wrong Reminds me of the time a girl in gym saw my pentagram (just a regular, small, simple star in a circle, nothing fancy) and asked if I was Jewish. When I told her it wasn't a Star of David, she INSISTED it was and said she could prove it. Crack pikes for Canadians!?!? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I'm guessing your thinking hasn't changed all that much "with real fruit colors" Eye lube? How is a black headband themed with a peace sign? ** ** Mid-Feb is a good bet. I can think of several Valentines days where there had been snow on the ground at that time. The snowpocalypse was in mid March last year, that was pretty late to have snow, much less THAT MUCH. Actually hairless bears blow my mind Accept vs Except Upvote for relativity. Downvote for Why did 4 accounts in a row post the same exact video? Pfft. The front page is too mainstream. Who even looks at that How could you show him some love if he's blind You need to read up on large-scale network infrastructure for a site like reddit. This is how i sound every time I try to say something witty or important My face when I read the solution: Linking to Wikipedia, during the blackout. MURDER YOUR SENATORS ...KILL ALL THE POLITICIANS Yep, when I had inside/outside cats at one point (All inside now) they would both go through collars like crazy! I ordered them awesomely designed collars from ebay (halloween ones for halloween, christmas ones, canadian flags, daisies, ect ect) including ID tags; and within 2 months they had lost all 10 of them. I was none too impressed but I kept telling myself that's why breakaway collars are good... I think they found a way to do it on purpose though now reddit knows we're family HEY! 20049172! Yeah you! You know who you are TO A GIRL! Mother of hell, I almost stopped breathing I was laughing so hard. My girlfriend was looking at me like this x I read that as doody jump and was like My cc gun is.. Oh wait, I live in Illinois. You're not supposed to use secondary sources for papers. I see what you did there You are calling people cowards for not actually doing anything while openly saying you left the movement (ran away) Yeah, the decisions absolutely do not always follow my own moral code. Let a man who was hunting and killing a sentient humanoid race go without any punishment! Light side! caffeine So that's why we hear so many people speaking Spanish nowadays, oh wait, those are just illegals So you're saying you like 8-13 year olds? ಠ_ಠ I love how 4 broncos immediately step up to defend their chosen son We have buttloads of these (or quite similar) on our server. These are now broken because of the 1.1 update. I thought you'd stay away from changes like this once the game **is out of beta** Classy Heh heh... Invisible death balls.... "Captian" Apparently the WBC represents all of Christianity now. "anchored in gods word" I very rarely ask for help on 'official' forums, you generally get a response like that. For example, Skyrim kept trying to download off Steam instead of installing via DVD, and the response I got from Steam Forums was 'Make sure you have the latest video drivers' Yes, just the tip. his sunglasses.. Last year I had appendicitis, and of course had to go in for surgery. When I woke up after the surgery, I needed to visit the restroom, but once I was able to sit up (quite difficult without the use of abs), I started feeling really strange. It was like the tingling sensation of having a limb fall asleep, but all over my body. I was a bit freaked out, so I called a nurse, asking what the hell was going on. Her reply was "Oh, you're probably just having a panic attack. DON'T WORRY." couldn't* fuck everything about that! why post it on trees yis everyone, make sure you downvote this one because everyone knows females are incapable of making false claims of abuse. My cakeday is the day of the Blackout. We sure as hell didn't hear about it. > | TIL 4Chan is an extremely weird place and I'm never going back I... uh... The first bug to be noticed was points not showing on user profiles (link and comment lists)... You never fixed it. :( Talk about fetish of the year. At least this guy didn't get too excited. I know - I was hoping for something witty and clever, but when I clicked i received genuine advice. ** ** Doing it wrong, homie: Again with the down voting... *ಠ_ಠ*^~~ಠ_ಠ~~^**ಠ_ಠ**^ಠ_ಠ^ You really remind me of somebody in my school (I hope being compared to a quebecois didn't offend you too much!) I saw this on Sickipedia yesterday. disgraceful I had a very similar thing happen my first day of Spanish class. I made that face and said "Don't make assumptions." I was a bit of a bitch about it but come on, I only get asked if I'm Mexican 15 times a day by the same FUCKING people. Troll lvl. OVER 9000! 272.5 lbs Current husband? i've never had respect for anyone in the riaa or the mpaa and the reason for that is, the riaa sued a 7 year old girl for downloading a song Plate win! Parking fail. Relevant username? In particular, Air Marshall *John.* I want paid for that Bear Sandwich you stole. Mother of god! This is too accurate. I took the day off work and actually got some stuff done! I was about to do some more stuff but I got high yeah man. can i deliver it directly to your precinct? Used Digg That's not true. I don't even know why the hell I clicked this Don't you ಠ_ಠ at people every day? Usually whenever my cat does something stupid I will at her as well. Bi, but thanks for asking...? However, you sir, are not. I would have expected to see some sort of news about vicious llama stabbings by now opera and chrome I hate how this thread is on the front page. Normally, I am a troll and STFU but this has got to be one of the most useless IAmAs ever. Worse that OP is giving guys advice that will not really help them as people, but to perpetuate an IDEAL WOMAN by saying things like "must dress sexy (wtf is but not too sexy)" to a woman... that's just, ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ I have a similar situation with my father. While sometimes he will be nice to me it is a lot of hurtful, confusing statements and personal insults. Sometimes I will have dreams in which he is very mean to me and I'll wake up in tears, but the big thing that helps me is letting go of the negativity. I reply to a lot of his comments with "Okay " and walk away to remove myself from the situation. Feeding the fire with your anger or sadness helps nothing. If it helps you can tell yourself, and believe yourself when you say it, that you are better and smarter than him for not being petty and mean as well. Apparently my life is about a mummy that comes to life and falls in love with the night guard at a museum, only for the guard to die Mind rape! ** ** "Noooo I like struggling to use everyday objects just for fits and giggles!" ...why I can't see your pictures? I don't see ANY pictures there. Oh I wouldn'- *looks at your user name* I like-a you! "Senator Beth." "She was wearing dirty pink pajamas and looked as if all her joints in her body had been twisted. **Worse, her hair was a mess** and sticking out to everywhere." [facepalms] Two of them were Asians. Well, at the FSU game after about the third interception I started chanting (/yelling) "WAKE FOREST" and "YOUR SEASON IS STILL A DISAPPOINTMENT". I felt like a dick but the drunk FSU college boys in front of me (one of which claimed he went to UF ) kept falling on me whenever FSU scored a touchdown and I was really over it. Plus watching drunk college boys try to argue is really, really funny. Purifying, now why does that sound familiar? Oh right, that's what Hitler wanted... i read it as slop clop and immediately thought of clopclop I wanna play with the quad chopper ahh that's the term. I was afraid the word drifting was copyright so I stopped making the neurological connection. that makes two of us...or maybe just one A doormat. He was trolling me. Yep. Do what you want in public, but don't expect me to look away just because you're shooting s. Yes, but we're just friends. Yes he I only bite the people who deserve it. I'm not gay. Or calling out a resource that no one has... Note to self: This guy carries hundreds of dollars at a time in his wallet. So if I knew that my dick is exactly 10 inches, it would cease to exist? well played... well played By this logic, gays are better off surviving oppressed and miserable than dying off in blissful tolerance. I always say, "Because I need money." It's gotten me the job everytime. At least our representatives will read it I don't remember this at all and I watched Raw pretty much every Monday night during the Attitude Era....... are you complaining that all your team mates are negative?... if so, your negative as well if there is something else other then k/d your getting at, carry on. Am I the only one that noticed "poopongod". I SWEAR IT IS THE SAME WHEEZY LAUGH GUY IN OVER HALF OF THESE VIDEOS. That's neat but at the speed I type, I'd break the screen (╯ ）╯︵ ʇıɥs My critic of the satire in the comments on the post about the satire is intended to be satire. It was constantly featured in the sidebar ads. You would know unless you had AdBlock enabled on Reddit in which case, . From the UK, and was shocked to learn RTE advertise AND are publicly funded. I didn't want him to see it... I said something stupid and my dad said "i knew we shouldn't have wasted our money trying to educate you! girls are too dumb!" (obviously joking) and my grandma tried to cheer me up by say "now don't you listen to him! girls are wonderful, they're the best thing you can own." ** ** Your all wrong. It's actually pronounced **Banano** in spanish. Found it Its called "Ghost Dance War". it's just ectoplasm Like the name I'm not an art attack TIL Legends of the Hidden Temple was for children. *Jesus fuck.* but they don't... YES, you do. Dominos also automatically charges a "delivery fee" which doesn't equate to a tip. Matter of fact, it says so right before checkout that a tip would still be necessary. I've always been a good tipper and was embarrassed to find out that a friend gave the pizza guy a $4 tip on a $60 order because he saw the $2.** delivery charge already tacked on to the bill . At first I didn't quite get your joke but then I was like.. mother fucker More crap for my feed. Awesome. Am I the only one that enjoyed full plated armor on women and more rought faces? im scarred of vaginas is mine 'Disco, discooo!' I hate the way she says creatOR. why u no imgur Tardy? Look at the rear seat passenger. woooo Geelong pride Am I the only one who knows that '94 to '08 is 14 years? 7th panel, first thing I noticed were dicks going into both of your mouths. "My mom was also stunning, and developed early." and we still clicked it. People were not beheaded in the Victorian era IPhone WTF? Yeah, I don't understand why the programmers decided to give Jun the ability to screw things up during the Reach stealth mission. I cannot count the number of times I've snuck up on various covies in that mission progression, and Jun is all like "Ima gonna kill me come covies" and then I get killed. We watched Titanic. Twice. was interested in MW2 but I just checked the price and its down to $20 so I'll have to pass sorry Thanks, now I got red flagged at work. I got my first email from them suspiciously after I unsubscribed from usa ammo's distribution list I've seen pornhub on my dad's iphone once. He normally clears his history before letting me use it . "Real Life Heavy Stuff" Now you have to sex it up with your daughter... haha, yep. It would be so easy to blow his mind. Funny story though, we once had a guy at work who tried to backup the "internet" by dragging the IE icon to an HD. So sad. I want it "unbruised ego" about a sincere apology post = Yeah, that has a lot of my thoughts, ideas, and life in Perhaps I should PIN lock it (even though I currently lock the device) My so and I just do normal things I guess.... Except that one time at the river.... Oh good. More californian shit. *That* is the era we live in There is a circle of hell reserved for people like you... Tapi nama akaun tu ada perkataan Bahasa Inggeris With a minor? you cant browse reddit at a 10 smoke this, now where are my pants... How about getting a fucking microscope. This isn't 9Gag, no faces like that. As Viatos mentioned below, the ropes and chains probably indicated to the police that the pedophile was planning on doing some more awful, sick shit besides just simply raping the girl (which would likely include murder). I don't remember if the guy was charged with attempted murder or not (besides the attempted rape of a minor charge he got, obviously), but I wouldn't be surprised. I just remember being horrified reading the list of all the contraptions the guy planned to use on her. Slip of baby? It's an unintentional parody. the other week my and I boyfriend bought one piece grand battle. He put the game in and it started playing the one piece rap and he goes "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!? " It was hilarious. I forgot he had never seen the 4kids version. Anyone know where i can get the episodes actually? 16...that relationship lasted a week After? Saw my step-sister getting pounded by two dudes in her kitchen one day... she's relatively ghetto and I went over with my brother to drop off stuff for my nephews. I think they were home or playing in the vicinity. There's a book about it ** ** At first, I was all like, "Your sister didn't let you read the bible?" But then I was all like... Especially if there is a Blowjorb involved Says the guy named after a GERMAN band. So... you were a toddler surfing BBSes? Right click view source... Well geez just shit on my parade Debbie downer. wrf are those things on the floor behind him? thats... a lot. Black guy wearing a shirt with the confederate flag on it. That is.. Rape.. Recently I played a game where we got to the end, both passed. There was a dispute about a group of his I'd killed -- he thought it was seki. So we went back to playing and I killed it -- and then he resigned. Countdown to midifighter mapping/Ean Golden arcade edition Squares within blocks in a blocky world.. 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This fall, my mom sued my dad for $700 the week after he got home from a month-long hospitalization. Why? She hadn't taken my sister shopping for college supplies, and my sister was nearly having panic attacks about it, so my dad took her and deducted the ~$700 from the child support he paid. Apparently the judge gave the old glare to my mom, so she lost and got stuck paying my dad's legal bills in addition to her own. The one I got the most was while standing behind the counter, at a register, with my name tag on,... "Excuse me do you work here?" I know (from stories of other fraternity brothers) that a former fraternity brother, molested members of my pledge class when I was a pledge. (Penetration etc when they were incapacitated due to alcohol). He was expelled from the university for his actions. I just found out yesterday that he is now the District Executive for the Boy Scouts of America... ~~magnets~~ **math** how does it work? I remember always listening to games in my cd player. It was always a race to skip Track 01 which was usually the game data. That horrid sound I've had good mm and ih experiences so far. Sure there are a few loudmouths and instapick snipers, but overall I have the most fun playing with redditors because they look at posts like this, read it, and decide to not be that guy. Except for Cake. Cake is always that guy. If you're staining the plastic, then there is something wrong with your jizz. Try eating less acidic foods or maybe don't ejaculate on action figures. They live in my area code I especially liked the 'TSA found ~4 firearms/day in 2011' statistic.... My ex girlfriend would tell me stories about her friends. One was masturbating for the first time and decided to use a carrot. She was worried about it being dirty and wrapped it in saran wrap and went to town. The saran wrap got stuck inside and she had to go to the hospital. When ever I see her its all I can think about. Another one shit in plastic bags and put them under her bed How about freedom from paying for your entitlements ... food stamps, college grants, abortions, health care, and on and on .... How old are you? Oh just relax i wasn't even serious gee... I play BF3 too dude i know whats going on Shit, you are like almost dead you're so old... In grade 5 (in 1997), my teacher got us to pick an American stage and do a project on it. My best friend and I chose Alaska. She told us we couldn't do it, because it wasn't part of USA We then got 2 or 3 books from the library to prove her wrong. Remember that from the game... I am very impressed with your knowledge of and passion for baby penises...... I hope those dilly-dally fuckers at least took her nail clippers at the checkpoint. Bad enough she was able to board a plane with a gun; it would be an absolute disaster if she was able to bring **two** lethal weapons on board... Why wasn't Alex Smith invited 200 hours in.. and I figured out the power of sprint. ლ( ლ) I know too many people who make videos... Wowowow. What does mean I don't know about it going downhill, but I generally agree. I never downvote or post negative comments. If I don't like something, I move on. Not sure why anyone feels the need to make negative remarks. Such is the Internet, I guess. I think you are naive Who knows the names of 100 porn stars? I'm gay, watch a fair bit of porn, and the only porn name I can consistently remember is Sasha Grey. again? To be fair, the US dance chart is even worse. Top 2 is David Guetta and 5 of the Top 10 is Skrillex. Another one is a remix of LMFAO. The guy in the middle freaked me out There were only 3 Die Hard movies. Wait, which campus.... I guess it's cool when I open a giant vagina when I'm at work... thanks dude Actually it's "I COULD care less." My fifth grade teacher told me "cant" is not a word... So we took it out back and buried it Good to hear, man. Plenty of rest and no hard coughs, alright? When I clicked the link, it took me to my Facebook page, and I thought you were fapping to the girls on my page. WHY? ლ( ლ) nice one dude... no attacking moves I'm sure it can get a bit annoying when people *think* they know everything when they're not trained in medicine. I know at the pharmacy, when people just *assume* we slap a label on the pills and hand them the bottle I often feel: Oh dear sweet Buddha, that redhead... I want him Je viens aussi de l'Est de la France ლ( ლ) sir? My face after reading that: yep im done too NSFL indeed.... What the fuck did I just watch downvote >... one of the only 8 posts there asserts that that a post looking for films that deal with trans issues like Boys Don't Cry MUST really about looking for **"t-girl porn." ** Schrödinger's cat disapproves of this. Those that live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. 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NSFL reamins things that make you want to vomit/cry/(masturbate? ), NSFW means don't open at work. the only people who should mind are kids who use NSF-Parents. If you're 12, you shouldn't be looking at, or sending NSF-Anythings to your friends...until after your parents are asleep. they looks >Resistance: Why does this happen often? She had her organs and tissue donated. So what should he have bought? With Thunderbird or Firefox, same as on any other computer. Is this from Tumblr? I just spent over an hour on that website. Thanks With that description... [](/b37 " ") A graveyard was a hook-up spot? I'd have the feeling I'd get attacked by zombies or something. ((ಠ(ಠ_( )_ಠ)ಠ)) This You think half-life complete was a waste? How do you know? Have you ever seen one? Suggested video thumbnail But my birthday is in march To be fair they misspelled her whole name. I know someone who lost their virginity in a cemetery... How could you see this and not immediately think to take a pic? It's not like he could outrun you! So disappointed in you man. Mine shows points as before the update it didn't Yes, I even commented on his typo. Netsky is seriously over-posted. Deepest sympathies They've done 2 full-frame and one weird frame land in the last 18 years, why would they be doing more of those soon? You know, the fact that a person will be doing well later is hardly a justification for violence. no.... what?? Imagine how many times has tried to reappear, only to be placed in mental institutions and/or shot by the authorities. That you ruined. I'm not allowed to post links that are 'text-only' This is complete MindFuck Drink at 18 in the USA. You can do everything else at 18, but not drink you walk your dog once a week?? Attempting to recreate the top few comments in the post and make it seem like it's original for karma...but your name isn't even a novelty account? Chuck Testa: Yet this post is being downvoted for some reason... I'm on to you. not sure if he's really excited... or having a seizure. Now they're in hands of the US... Your username is too ambiguous. I was disappointed with the lack of capslock /r/formula1 - Criticise Senna, get instant downvotes. Classy. Wait, wait,...you "left" your pizza,....alone! Would you leave your child alone as well? You better remove that tag... Yeah, one of them was talking sth like:"I understand, first Doran's for some hp. But I thought he's going to build AP later". I read that as erection since he was talking about his erotic dreams about Kennen and him a few weeks ago on reddit The US government took his stuff from New Zealand? … You couldn't wait until *after* the circlejerk, could you? The aids!? ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ರೃ We go to dinner sometimes actually (usually with gift cards), and I shower daily I do need a hair cut but I never find one I like or want so I just let it go and it does it's own thing. I came pretty close to getting it straight permed (my wife is a cosmetologist) but I feel like I'd look too close to a girl. We are both only 20 too and kind of living hand to mouth. Not a lot of money for nice things like that. i think its from christmas eve I believe Cory Doctorow would have something to say about that. Fuck, that man can predict the fucking future. My vagina hurts from imagining how bad my penis would hurt if I had one. >that's my point with you. come on Harry..... You don't take fucking "pics" with those, man. You take "pics" with a fucking cell phone. > What would gangsters be doing out in the woods? I <3 rape Stop drinking Like stalk me? WOW. :O My manly junk cringed like a baby reading this. A whole minute? Yes, the oppressed and marginalised minority of entitled white males. back at you. Rotten cock. ... Scanks Even after I see this and agree I **keep** reading You don't have to be married to have kids, as well as it would still be his granddaughter because it came from him as well Lighten up. It's a different subreddit and it's not like they took any credit for it. It even says it's a cross post in the title, and its very relevant to this subreddit. I know most people who see this will probably have seen it from the original post, but if even one person sees it then the cross post did its job. And really man, your going to berate this person over, count em Three, III, var. 3, karma points? it wasn't just wiki that did it ya know A 7 to 8 year old thinks a marble up the ass feels good? A friend on the track team had to head back into the school to get a book he forgot in class. He was in a rush and he ran without a shirt on so he went back in not wearing it. Our 50yo math teacher was still in the room, she sort of laughed and told him he looked like a greek god... What like, right this second? |---------------| "Rage" You don't like the chocolate covered asparagus? I guess I'm just too lazy and typical to post on reddit. *returns to lurking* In case this isn't sarcasm, Thanks for the advice Internet Explorer Because they became parents The same thing occurs when you read a really good fiction book. Every spring my dad would try to tell me how great the summer time is because of how the women wear less cloths, each time I would give him exactly this expression in response: ** ** Since when did Victoria's Secret start making children's clothing? Nice try DEA Ordering a Miller Lite at the OGBH? The second one isn't even for fast food Not going to lie on my part, whenever I am in need of the " " face. I just Google "Look of disapproval" and copy/paste :) Do you have macroed or something? And in a few years, when there are far, far fewer abortions, republicans will thank abstinence-only education TIL...DONT TAKE ADVICE FROM REDDIT... >designed Don't you DARE add coke to a 12 year old scotch! THAT FUCKING TACO So you feel molested by your boyfriend because he grabbed your breast when he was sleeping.wtf thats cool, i just posted this yesterday and got nothing for it Excuse me? I read a post under my account, and then satirized it under my account. I only have the one. They put the punchline in the thumbnail Awesome awesome awesome juggling! mediocre music. No talking in the stalls. I'm looking at you Deb. > I... want to... put my finger inside... $17.30 in Canada. But it was $17+ a couple of days ago... so it's kind of a deal. There was no lid under it. It just looked like a deep hole Fucking foot fetishists. God. As if commenting on youtube videos wasn't bad enough- you gotta bring that shit here? ** ** Ah thanks dude, definitely have to check that one out... and yeah just keep downvoting that guy that hasn't read the book yet stay classy reddit I use him as an example in the groups that I facilitate with gay men. However no one has ever heard of him we really need someone with artistic talent to do a cool lithograph design so we can put it on t-shirts. People should really know more about him. Mary Ann is my mom's name. ** ** And make sure to pry the side plate off with a screwdriver over a oriental rug while only using a desk lamp. Foreign thieves? Excuse me? It is objectifying men. lol i don't believe you. it is not possible. My brother always picks Metaknight when I kick his ass too much with Ness. Let you backbone slide in my ass. creepy doll in background....... Oh no. That will totally get through a metal detector... 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NOOOO GEORGE I NEVER HAVE the first gun i ever shot was an ak47 when i was 5, so NO ive never shot a gun I know someone with a cat named Chairman Meow... do I know one of you irl?? ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Dude, she was 10 Not with the hand he was pounding off with though Buy. With. Bitcoins. Sir, this is reddit...not 4chan... [](/c18 "Did the cherry tree have any... Bananas in it?") On the left...woman bit her son. . Me too ! ... Anyone in for a gangbang ? Not a math major, but I legitimately forgot about the girl, 3 seconds after opening the picture, freaking out that I'm probably going to be learning some of that stuff this coming semester at my high school (taking pre-calc). Then, freaking out even more that this is the shit I'm going to end up doing in college/uni I was asked to fully undress by a doctor for an examination, I'd only gone in for some paperwork. 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That was fucking weird What happened to just coexisting? Pretty sure that's what hell sounds like. I once overheard a woman on a train telling her friend that it was okay (for her son) to steal a bike if it was the only way to get home after a party. Then I told one of my friends, and she agreed with the woman But that's exactly what's implied, isn't it? The whole thing is a filtering system, there's a centrifuge and other filtery looking stuff, so why would you... Wait. Kidneys filter blood, not urine. This does not make sense Says Paula Deens dildo... You change batteries 2-3 times a day? Ever considered picking up an extended battery? Damn it, all i want to do is press play... It's a security thing, I guess. Hopefully they won't mandate one right before the summer starts like they did this past year, because working in the labs was a nightmare once the fall semester started and everyone realized that their accounts were locked over the summer. Yeah, as a violist: the guy on the left: 1250W Power Supply ........Can I ask why? Idk why but I thought it was some guy climbing out the passenger seat window and flying out and I had to stare for a really long time before I realized it was a deer I use lod, it gives me **It's been said before...** "Pregnant? Hahaha, no, that's silly. You've got ball cancer. " I told my boyfriend I have an irrational fear of naval oranges last week and he called me adorable. Fuck you sir. Fuck you. Not available in your area I audibly gasped when I saw this photo. Why in the world would you hide this side of you? So freaking pretty. And still, not disputing the unbiased facts... Well I fucked that up. Damn. I guess I bought the rumors. I never thought I'd see the day where I'd down vote my own comment. This calls for a little emoticon known as "The look of disapproval". >TAG THIS NSFW Cops these days I wish I had never read this. I got all excited and was steps away from ordering one of these for 50% off and then I found out that they will not ship to Canada through that site why do you tease me so Orient! I remember being stuck in the middle of nowhere in Hungary, in the middle of the night, with a pair of cops trying to fleece me for all my cash. My cousin tried calling the British Embassy in Hungary while they were distracted with me, and the embassy basically said "I'm sorry, I'm not sure there is anyone here at this time of night who speaks Hungarian. I can speak some German if that helps?" :-) :-( He actually was a senator in the beginning. "No offense to the third world – I owe a lot of hardcore party time, beautiful women, and fun violence to it" what if i was into that? * You mean to tell me you met her, but didn't marry her? He's gonna cornhole that cat... I'm scared to click I really hope you were not smoking, and driving An acquaintance of mine told me tonight he likes Ron Paul better than the rest of the republican candidates, and Obama, but will not vote for him because immigration is his most important issue and Ron Paul will deport a lot of his friends. Someone granularized napalm and turned it into a camping supply My dad used to tell me the noise barrier walls along highways were big fences to keep dinosaurs off the roads...like Jurassic Park. Cannot unsee It's been 16 years?? . . . It took me 12 seconds. *"Maybe I want to fall..."* Have you figured out who I am? My username doesn't make it hard either hah. Is at yourself? That's the look of disapproval, btw. ... yeah, I know it's wrong... that's why I... ... My name is Alex > Imagine how how you would get from just walking through there Also, he left his 2nd wife right after she had been diagnosed with multiple sclerosis, because she rejected his "offer" of having an open marriage, WHILE having an affair which his 2nd wife knew about.. you're damn right, "scumbag" doesn't even BEGIN to describe it Thibs as the players go to the bench: "SIT DOWN! " I haven't heard that god awful catchphrase in a long time. Sadly I've been listening to FB&HW during my commute to HVCC. Now I have to hear him every damn morning. Don't blame the coke. Blame the tacos and retried beans. Damn, they added a filler scene of Luffy eating and not Nami, Brook and Usopp fighting. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ The most successful test captain of all time? Yeah... what a faggot! COD COD COD... and "Skeerum" , upvote for spelling it exactly as my brain did when it stopped paying attention to fathom what he said "Anonymous operative Barrett Brown" If upvotes depend on if the comic is a true story... then why do the subreddit rules say "This is not a stand-in for LiveJournal or a place to talk about your day."? *sigh* Reddit... I just google maped the place and its like 6 hrs away.. This better not end up on a pawn show in 5 years Just wait until he gets to the Water Temple. **&#3232;\_&#3232; &#3232;\_&#3232; ** Why is Sir Patrick Stewart not in that list?? Salce recently said he was bringing back orianna to the next tourney, That one light is clearly blue I almost cried then I saw your door. It's obvious what you meant but still bugs the shit out of me that it's like 60% Gen I pokemon Cory, I am disappointed in your use of Comic Sans. Cory, I am disappointed in your use of Comic Sans. Why do you want to see this? ( ) Uhg. 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Saying it is functionally made-up is almost the equivalent of saying that we made up our fight-or-flight mode. > Though allow me to presume the next 5,000,000,000,000 posts on this thread: "Yea, if no one grew up with religion we'd all be atheists." A poor innocent little girl is what you are saving there shouldnt be any hesitation there. Also while nurture does play a big role in how someone grows up some people will grow up and thanks to other influences learn that their parents are dumb. >But why aren't there more women on reddit? Oh, never mind I got the 403 as well. I guess it is forbidden for mine virgin eyes Massive landfill to be used as a park instead? I see kids finding garbage seeping through the soil I've recently poked a girl that I don't know. Please poke me back. If the earth revolves around the sun, why do we see the sun move across the sky every day? It isn't SpaceCadet, it's Twilight WAS a boy? 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An I the only one who sees when I look at his face? It doesn't seem like there is enough room on the open door for 3 additional letters. Really gonna help the game out in America "M4 airsoft" I do , cause i'm...totally badass Quality post, mate. I don't know if TRM plays him, but Singed was the obvious pick there. Counter Shyvana's counter jungle with more aggressive counter jungle. It seems they sort of just panicked and picked something at the end because they didn't know what to pick, and they got, like, the worst pick they could. You are now being watched Holy shit why didn't I get this in college I was trying to make sense of "fanta-branch" and then I realised All i got was a headache. Thanks for that. Yes. Finding Nemo Too lazy to shake their head? I don't get it That's an absurd accusation Good.fucking.point. Is that lens flare? Leaves_You_Hanging giving sex advice? anime conventions or comic cons or something dude I'm just mildly offended that anybody would suggest putting a rib-eye in a crockpot. Did anyone read this? Way too long Trips himself in the box... Never seen this tank top - vest thing. Also, referring to Canada as 'USlite' I always shower after a bath. He likes to watch I'm not going to install it until i get the OK form a mod. i don't wanna get banned yup, seems totally legit I especially despise being told "you need to..." - "you need to step over here, sir", " you need to do this", " you need to wait" - no, I don't *need* to do that just because you want me to! People hated my ottoman Was anyone else like when they acknowledged this kind of thing? a awesome story ... not sure if serious. Opposed to the AFC. Who aside from Raiders in 03, have sent the same 3 teams over that span; the Patriots(4), Steelers(3) and Colts(2). yeah.... the reason he mentioned them was their stats.... I stopped and met the guy at the trading post about 6 months ago, evidently the population used to be 2, but his son went to college... . Also the town is for sale! Anyone who wants their own town can buy the trading post and have their very own utopia. In Wyoming. Before I clicked, I was all ready to downvote because I thought this was a very slowpoke post about the blackout. Newfag? You're from 4chan - you deserved to. ಠಠ ಠಠ Forcey Fun Time? Prepare for incoming flood of horny guys. "Canada" This is just you trolling the guy Kinda douchey of you. Stupid but still make me chuckle. I saw an obviously modified blue miata around here that had the look of disapproval in the back glass. I think Rugby should be called "Nutsack grab keep the ball away push harder in a circle". OH GOD WHY. Congratulations, you managed to get dolphin dick on the front page. 'Crisps' an unnecessarily clumsy word . - Perhaps if they called them by an even 'harder' word, and made it illegal to sell that product if the customer doesn't pronounce it properly; obese people would be too lazy too ask for them? In fact; why don't we make all the unhealthy stuff really hard to pronounce - then our moronic, feckless citizens might just ask for an apple instead of a BigsvistoingclubebenruzbenwvzzttkkiskMac? Doesn't matter, not Mormon ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Thanks to this post, I spent an hour on Wikipedia reading about towns with less than 10 people. pacifically? really? ... into the ocean with you. I do that because Ghostbusters... Now the euros need to vote against ACTA fuck the god damn governements Repost I worked at a diner by the NJ shore. After the bar rush wrapped up about 4:30am I would clean up before leaving at 6:00am. All of a sudden around 5:00am a senior citizen bus broke down in front of our diner ಠ_ಠ. Sure enough, a bus load of elderly people headed to Atlantic city came walking in. Now it was just I working at this time. So I screamed back to the one chef and asked for forgiveness. I then put on a huge pot of decaf coffee and did this thing. They were picky, moody, and inconvenienced. It was memorable. or if you do, make sure you don't use your turn signal, and don't pull up into the intersection to let other people around you. First time visiting this subreddit and my area is one of the first posts I see. What are you playing at, Reddit? "handler" No way... Logged in just to say Still needs two gas pumps Of course we're different! You're on RED I smell bullshit, I see no Mordekaiser. 15? that's fucked up Try being a firstie stuck on base thanks to a botched commissioning education test. My car is out in the lot just tempting me. While, yes, this isn't exactly "news" considering Ricuarte retracted the study in 2003, it's sickening how this atrocity of science is still often regarded as fact. I remember being taught this in my high school Bio class and just accepted it as true, because, you know, I kind of thought that teachers weren't allowed to present false information just because it fit well with the curriculum Girl a.k.a. Guy in real life.. Please tell us more about how you want the women of Cal Poly to dress ......-[ ]- Ugh, Modern Warfare 3... At this rate I will have to setup my own ftp server to send someone a file. this is the second time this yr ive seen this repost "after a [f]ew downvotes..." He is...your not. This post is getting old redditor for 1 day, immediately posts 4 articles he's written . . . I always love the jokes about how we hate X-Box. Ha. *Hahahaha.* Yeah. I'm not that new to the Internet. ** ** > fish in the see ><(('> I was being held down by two of my friends as the other one pulled out his dick and started to get closer to me Yea why would united fans care about the result a city loss would've only meant we'd be level on points You meant rape in a non-literal sense right. *Right?* ಠ_ಠ I do. Why are you reading this thread in an airport terminal He said it himself. He wasn't even attracted to people of his own ethnicity until now. Surely one's sexual preference doesn't make them racist against their own race. What's wrong with people not being attracted to people of a specific ethnicity? Does it *have* to be racism? I just can't wrap my head around people who go around guilt tripping others who don't find them attractive. That's like the second time Blackmon has done that Great, now we get to hear about Tebow even more. i have seen girls lose plenty of shit in porn. also seen girls find a lot of it. *Ohhhh.....yeaaahhhh* 2 fingers buried in my nostrils... ...My dinners ruined Wow. I feel the same about cruz ### Except we do it much better In the vid he's in the /v/ channel and chatting with "GookSlayer" Herpes Is that the human centipede on the back of that paper? For all those suckers out there like me, these do not exist. You just made me do like 3 minutes of searching for the truth I would have physically accosted you if I were your girlfriend At least I made a prediction right. None of that bullshit vague-ness and potential double meanings. Also probably why I was nearly immediately proven wrong. That's an amazing bookshelf but I really hate the idea of books just as decorations (like on the very top shelves). Books are there to be used I find a manga where a boy has to suck his own dick by magical palm attachment very weird. Not exactly awesome, but weird. Also, that incest part. 70-100k in Middlesex? ***HIS PROFILE IS FULL OF THIS STUFF....... *** Oh hey I remember this video from a couple weeks ago TIL I share a birthday with the second most successful serial killer in history http:/#Carlton"ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ " Using Sprint w/ iPhone Truth. I play an audacious amount of SC2 and I'm still gold. I do not fall on the autism spectrum at all though. Clearly if I did, I'd be Flash junior, right? "after it starts" ... Sooo... 16, got drunk, fumbled around, no semen in the vagina. I've seen this before C'mon "The fact that I've had 60 or 70 types of animal penis and testicles actually in my mouth at one time is a huge amusement to many people. To me, I'm just curious. I'm just hoping to one day find one that's actually good. But size does matter." Netflix only has the first three seasons. Check out amazon instant or iTunes for season 4. LOL.. Not once did i claim i painted it. Aww i wish i knew how to add a little noise to a photo and the area around the "brushed" on the table are blurred due to it being rushed for a laugh.. thanks for blowing my cover :/ You are promoting your dad's book.... and you haven't even read it? NorCalian detected It also has a very high rate of sexual assault, as do the other military academies. EYEBLEACH, WHERE IS THE EYEBLEACH I'M BLIND The moment TSM bans Shyvana, Darien gets to shit on TSM with GP like he did against SK. What is TSM going to do then? You mean our injury ridden team this year that Eli pretty much carried on his back and was supposed to finish third in the division ? But one mic I have never seen that rug before. Canada doesn't need science it seems ... apparently I'm.. already following you. MFW they called 'The Doctor' 'Doctor Who': Spend one hour searching the interwebs for the hottest ass am girl nude pic, and post it in /gonewild as. "(f)or me Turing 18 felt so wrong" It's how some men believe women should feel about their semen. "Mmm, just like icecream". You do realize that your history of searches is tracked by google and other companies, as well as your browser history. So when you type something into search it brings up what it "thinks" is most relevant for you based on that information. it was previewed a few days ago on the multiplay livestream and dubbed "alice in wonderland - on crack" It's a good thing Galio was last pick and a counterpick... there would be no point in choosing Galio first pick It's also a good thing Regi doesn't play any AD mid It's also a good thing Pantheon/Talon doesn't win against a Galio lane. Especially past level 5, a Pantheon/Talon can't touch a Galio. It's also a good thing that if TSM banned Shyv and GP, Darien would shit on TSM with Irelia anyway like he did versus Dignitas and AAA. Only reason Darien "lost" his lane against TRM during game #2 Irelia was because TRM got an early kill before minions even spawned. Even then, they were even in cs till mid/late game. "Car carpet city - You're not a redditor if you haven't karmawhored with this picture at least once" Seriously man, how many times per month do we have to upvote the same thing. Dude doesn't want his kid to flash At first I was like [](/straight), but then the last panel happened and I was like I love football ** ** Oh wow, I never noticed in all those before/after pictures of extreme weight loss all of those ewok's and wookiees running about. Vagina heads with boners Anyone else remember the moment they learned they were circumcised? Total . ...just when I thought I'd seen everything. That is so disturbing. ...That was a commentary by Robbaz king of Sweden, not superezekiel It all makes sense now; I am strings. "hahaha" American complaining about a language barrier. duck vaginas squatting on a western-style toilet bowl. with your boots which are full of soil What is this magicry ლ( ლ) [](/c01 "Too late for that ") WTF? A mod begging for upvotes? I six pooled this guy yesterday. He messaged me after game, "you know, can't wait till I start playing real games". It made me feel bad. I did nothing but 6pooling all day long. I just switched to Zerg and I really want that Zergling portrait. But I felt like apologizing to everyone, because 6pool in Bronze (...) is so frustating (I know it is, I am this guy who looses to 6pool as a Terran even when my wall is already in ). I msg him, "I'm sorry, i know 6pool is imba in Bronze", and he replies "That's ok, you just want to win". ಠ_ಠ really? I mean, really? She's this old and is too immature to just break up with you? Grow a pair, move on. I need to know what they do to the Alice Springs chicken Why is having a pot leaf as your phone icon a good idea? You wouldn't have one yourself? Experimental implantation anyone? Also, how do I know you're going to be a good pet owner if your name is "jesustitties"? Those butterflies were caterpillars at one point Yeah, vastly growing at the same time that we have Gingrich and Santorum winning primaries. Wow, this is like a catalog of everything the cult-camp I endured for six months preached, advocated for, or bought. My God.... Thank you for killing my one hope at trying to understand your Australian upside-down humor. I watched this with the sound off, but I just knew they were dancing to Tunak Tunak Tun. It's because naturally tan women, or naturally fair skin doesn't look like a leather handbag/couch. Something I personally hate are the fake tans, because then you're just orange. >They've said so many things (including that the Mother is Nora ) just to set us off on the wrong trail. I'm not believing anything until I see it on my screen. well that took a dark turn ..... I can't even count the times I've ran up to a mortar spammer and spammed the "GIVE ME FUCKING AMMO" button. Just to be teamkilled for reason that are unknown. Yep, that's **EXACTLY** what we need ... I lived in Ridgecrest south my freshman and sophomore year, people pulled them allt he time. The reason I know it was people doing it is because a lot of the time they would also take the fire extinguisher out and spray words into the carpet... Nothing's viable unless it's played in a tourney and they're dominating AND a Steelers fan... Now I've just said that a few times in case I had made a word up and now the word doesn't make sense to me anymore shabu-shabu? March 11, 2010. A JoanRiversPussy by any other name would smell just as... Seconding this motion i feel as if i've reverted back to this high school mentality and all rational thinking has gone by the wayside, especially he stopped responding at those crucial moments in the conversation. e.g. immediate replies to the unimportant stuff.. then i ask something important.. takes forever for him to respond. Not sure if spoiler, or amalgamation "I didn't not" Too much down voting going on in this post. Just...tilt the can... Probably why this is in the gatech subreddit. u are playing while your'e working, i knew what u did there This is going to sound heinous, I know, but I'm going to say it anyway: some people in some situations should be forced to have abortions. I hope you down voted my post just as an example Can afford $500 phone/ tablet can't afford $3 app to support developers how do you make on the keyboard for iPhone? same boat, even posted self post about it and the spambot ate it I have to agree. I was sitting the the theatre going "Wait... Am I going crazy or did this not happen", so I needed to check my book as soon as I got home. Knew I wasn't crazy. Classy Redditor for one year "The stem is erect in young plants, but becomes creeping or trailing with age" Wait... pumping? In which context crap on a cracker ...I cried so hard that I had to stop the movie so I could finish crying. When we started it again, there was only 5 min left in the movie. . But dang I had not cried like that in ages, and for a movie too! Gut wrenching. Welp, there's the answer the that everyone has been looking for after all these years. "Go back to your room" Sheesh! You earned the #2 spot and we aren't going to pass you until you lose. No need to be annoyed about it. I can at least *understand* how voters would vote us #1 or #2. As for the coaches voting OSU ahead of us... ಠ_ಠ fuck your company You know what I meant! Sir, how do you feel about 22yr old prostitutes dressing like 12 yr old girls? Sorry, I read that as ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ and it was more amusing. If there's no meaning anyway how are you supposed to "find" any?! That's like asking to find fish in a bucket of water you have just stated has no fish. I was gonna to upvote you until the last line I don't even care anymore. I only signed up to travel and make money. There's more than one way to do that. I didn't even know you could get rejected! I thought a 90 on the asvab or w/e it's called would've wrote me in We are everywhere You'd better be there "They are all wet and slippery." they actually did it. reddit, i had respect for you before now. "Fleurty Girl" - > 665 people like this. ..i would rather get anally raped Awesome video! And who ever left that first comment on the video page is a complete asshat.... . I'm 20 and was raised in a similar way. My parents always taught me not to trust strangers but I think they had good reasons. Once when we were camping (I was a child, couldn't even walk) in a cottage up in Saranac Lake and a crazy neighbor lady actually tried to steal me from my parents campsite ಠ_ಠ but I'm pretty sure she was mentally unstable. All she did was talk about how cute I was and how she just wanted to hold me, which sounds innocent but she was in the middle of trying to walk away while carrying me when they caught her I have a great-great uncle who earned the Medal of Honor during World War II. Part of a bridge in West Virginia is (was?) named after him. Nobody believes me because we have different last names Or you must date the same wom**a**n... That exact date is the birthday of my brother ლ( ლ) > E che copyright dobbiamo proteggere noi?La saga vacanze di natale? Yeah I have to go faster then everyone else, I can't stand people passing me. Also if you flash your lights at me , challenge accepted <-- I have that on the front of my car XD!! You can stand in line in the shower? Thanks, I now know how to do the :) Ba da ba ba ba... I'm suing them! That's all kinds of creepy Write on a sign. ;) Tasteless? How can something taste like something that is tasteless? To a different subreddit, there *is* a distinct possibility the OP never saw that one you know... "Take me Captain, take me hard." It's his phone number. The thing that bothered me about that scene is he says the french work masquerade, which even not knowing any other word from that sentence, you should be able to pick up the gist of the conversation are you facebook friends with MTV True Life? Judging you. ** ** It's so awesome, it makes it rain. scumbag buffalo The amount of people using Macs in once place. The reason you loved Morrowind is probably because it was your first TES game. And yes the setting was quite "alien". Other than the setting all the other weaknesses poop_toucher ( ) listed apply to Morrowind as well as any other Bethesda RPG (including Fallout 3). My sister was looking to get a puppy and I emailed her a photo of a basset hound from the pound and she said she didn't want him because he looked like a slob. This a million times, I create something great. As I say if it works in Gmail, chances are it will work in everything else. Newsletters are the most hellish work; inline css, tables and shoddy support We don't touch penis with each other Yes, the first email he will get will say something along the lines of "I really like your post and product - please remove the listing and for this I will pay an extra $50. Just send me your bank info and I'll get you the money transferred." ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ That thing is a lumpy tank. I'm holding out for a nice, slim camera like... EVERY OTHER COMPACT IN EXISTENCE. music video creeped me out Sponsoring registrar: Godaddy.com "Im introverted" BAM 671 UPVOTES. Not like I didn't upvote myself... It made me EAGR1? ** ** You have restored balance to the force. Favor returned since the downvote beast struck us both! ...and now I'm practicing guitar You still enjoyed it even though it wasn't the nun you were having sex with? Because Jesus. Florida You can only assign rent controlled leases to family members...well, and significant others...how bad do you want it? Great stuff, really Upon Googling "russian classroom video hitting head on desk" I received a search result from xvideos. J'zargo is the sexiest man in Skyrim… yet, you can't marry him. So.. Did he forget that he had a dog with him? The dog was right in front of him! Is he retarded? How can someone not realize sooner that their dog, which is right in front of them, isn't in the frakkin' elevator with them yet?? Why would you not check the spelling? Now that you've said it.. I can't unsee it Dat girl cant be sona...NEED BIGGA BEWBIES ! If they can change teemo's mushrooms in every other skin.. I think they can. That screenshot is all kinds of wrong $3 for dog tags... I would never use my Pioneer 10's on the road. wat I tried posting this earlier today. Wouldn't let me cause of duplicate YouTube post. The guy in video is actually a friend of a friend. According to my friend, the guy broke his hand/wrist or something and the dog is completely fine! Glad the pup is okay, definitely scary shit. On a side note, I could've made front page on my first post... They're all human... Was I the only one that read this with a black woman accent? my cat used to do this, then she discovered that she could lick the water off the shower walls after someone has showered. Now this is the only way she will drink You MONSTER. ಠ_ಠಠ_ರೃಥ_ಥఠ_ఠ﴾͡๏̯͡๏﴿๏_๏ಠ▃ಠ(•‿•)Ծ_Ծ¯\(°_o)/¯(✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞╚(•⌂•)╝t(-_-t)t(ツ)_/¯◔_◔◎⃝ _◎⃝ ;ლ( ლ)(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ Really. Nicki Manaj, Alex? I completely agree. Unfortunately a huge percentage of Republicans have no interest in philosophy or anything substantive. I can't believe how many people I've talked to who feel like Newt is the best candidate because he went off on CNN and he's good at making snide one-liners about Obama There are a couple metal boxes and mailboxes that say they have things in them, but are empty Ohh shit! I'm black and Japanese I'm racist towards black people even though I only know the black side of my family and have 98% black friends. Trust me, ik how this system works, I've seen it done for years it annoys tf outta me Oh god. So did I. > all the other weaknesses poop_toucher ( ) listed apply to Morrowind Exactly! I am NOT a bedroom DJ (no offence, really!) and need 100% stability. I've got enough of that time when i pressed "eject" on the wrong CDJ right in the middle of an epic buildup. What... I don't even.. He was looking at the dog when the doors were still open What's funny is I have NEVER seen somebody eat at Krispy Kream. I guess the fact I know nobody who eats donuts also helps. Ariel's right calf is too small compared to her thighs. [](/bonbon " ") Read 'A chimpanzee feeding on a tiger'. This is not what I was expecting. Wish this worked irl. Sunglasses for around the house, real glasses when leaving the house. 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I was looking for a pair of running shoes, and both Reebok and Adidas "outlets" were more expensive that the famous footwear.... In the same building The wizard. ... That's street fighter For fucks sake, we need a special kind of warning for shit like this It's not pokemon either Am I the only one that noticed this guy's ripped? boobookittyfuck.... Everyone in the party is also furry, fine so far, but they find it hilarious to rape goblins to death with animal companions, not to mention each other when they get into fights it is I : : Leclair Telling a meth addict what it's like to be on meth... >Except you didn't. You left it in with a strike-through in a pithy passive aggressive attempt to look like the "nice guy". Don't you mean ┳━┳ ノ( ノ) Do you happen to live in Maryland? My neighbor has a husky puppy named Apollo. That would be really weird. How about let's *not* have a wank, eh? Not sure if I should trust you on this Last time i checked no one lived inside solid fuel boosters. Cigarettes, guns, and liquor are not perfectly safe if used properly. According to the generally negative responses to your post, Reddit's sarcasm-detector is having a bad day. All this talk of chips is making me hungry :). I actually like the distinction between the fatter cut chips and the thinner, crisper fries as they're actually quite different foods. Meanwhile in Australia, NZ and SA crisps, chips and fries (aka chips, fries and fries) are called chips, chips and chips, which is just confusing ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ me too Has neurofibromatosis, insists on beard. Douche. FishWash. Photobucket... I do that too but then my brain also tells me that someone could have somehow had sex with me without me knowing about it . Pretty sure my brain hates me. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯ )╯ Yeah, $10 an album is a real ripoff. It has to be said (I'm an-cap too) but this feel like a little bit of a circle jerk atm. I've never once encountered so many people asking reasonable questions and then accepting the answers. Which leads me to believe they are an-caps in disguise "hate life" Thanks for the effort you put into that response, it really clears things up. Was going to get a couple of the V-necks cheap, but it said they are expected to ship in May. It's the fact it's a light gun game worth $3 at best, and you can't play light gun games on non-tube TVs. Hence the I've been buying them for some time and I still don't know what the hell I'm supposed to buy. Condoms called jeans... that. just. doesn't. sound. comfortable... I now have a vivid image of Ash in a base-jumper's free fall pose with his pants around his ankles, boner in hand, screaming angrily as he accelerates towards Team Rocket. We are speaking of mutated turtles who speak the English language, and fight mutated enemies with a form of martial art taught them by a giant mutated rat (who used to be human). If you live on the 10th floor you have to take the stairs anyways? ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ 200 years of trickling down... This is the first time the internet made me actually make the face That's an old baby To a few days before they abducted me. I'll be ready for them this time ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ i saw you twice today.. im sure that there shouldn't be this much meaning put on a simple phrase to be honest, "what the fuck" whether your saying it inquisitively or out of shock cant be interpreted from simple words on a screen. so to clear any ambiguity; i meant it in the "what the fuck!? thats horrific" ...better?? Goddamnit this made me laugh in class and now everyone is staring at me. /r/seasonedsmokers doesn't have reposts thanks! that archangel staff It seems the fellow on the left may be enjoying the demonstration, and the girl may have noticed. Redditor for 1 year . Well played sir. ( ) and here I thought I was a unique snowflake He's a douche, but the neighbors clearly didn't get the joke. for everybody involved here. Anyone else hear the kid eating the monkey at *1:03*? "ther" Unless I was already a Timberwolves fan. Says something about the TSA's education level requirements. Yeah, ball should have been stopped. That probably contributed to the keeper being out of position. And Nickleback... My mum told me this joke. you are very easily irritated ...Zat iz egg-zactly vhat ze Nazis said. *but you wear the clothes.* why are you looking at a thread like this while eating As you are a fan from the city that is home to the Yankees, I wouldn't expect you to understand either She went to bed at 2:25 pm? This is true, but what does it mean for me? I'm a 34-year-old woman who just met her father for the very first time 2 years ago. Hey! None of you are speaking Russian! You're just using a Cyrillic transcription of English! You're all phonies Nude gamer is not amused Wut?! That cat has a distinct goin on When I was in Chem-Physics, we were doing a worksheet called "Periodic Table puns". It was supposed to be something that would help us remember names of the elements by relating them to these (extremeley terrible) jokes. One of the puns was asking, "Guests at Thanksgiving". I was completeley stumped and asked the teacher. He looked at the answer key and said that the answer was indeed, "Indium". "its not about religion" "god gave you this gift" You should use /r/LoLCodeTrade for that. Got me excited for nothing. Speaking of which you still haven't added me on NA bro. No mention of the Puppy Bowl I really the new interface after a bit of a play. The search thing is way cool. I just wish the boxee would auto play the next episode of a tv show > My wife didn't understand why I was upset > EDIT: My highest rated comment is about vagina-farts. \**plain*. ** ** DYE^DYEL? I thought they tasted a little weird but then again they did turn out to be out of date I understand how you feel. When I lived in Japan all my friends kept asking what we ate when we weren't at McDonalds three times a day. Agreed. Children shouldn't be working in breweries. TIL about Beamer presentations. why was this not brought to my attention sooner? Why am I always late to the party? I hope so too. What the fuck is this shit! Really? We're Cincinnati, a large metropolitan area, and Southwest buys out and takes over a line that serves Dayton? Looks like an apple >EDIT: My highest rated comment is about vagina-farts. and murder Glad I didn't see your name until after I clicked ;; Depends what you mean by brutal. succeed or secede? either way, probably not. that'd be like tibet or taiwan leaving china. Why if he meant that he will molest her future daughter Thank you Anti-Joke Chicken Yesterday, as I was walking by the free coffee table ran by Engineers Without Borders, I overheard a girl behind me on the phone saying she was grabbing coffee. I thought it was super cool that she was supporting EWB--turns out she kept walking and paid for coffee somewhere else When I got married, no one told me the ceremony had started. My response is primarily quotes directly from you Get off reddit and go to class, noob. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ This is off the comment form from a daycare. Note it says they "visited" pre-school. My kid gets similar notes. This was probably from the 2 or 3-year-olds class. No, His mustache just fell off ლ( ლ) I almost had a aneurysm. "Help give the world Morning Head" hoping? Oh. ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ I work at a college bookstore. I hear that joke way too often. i see what you did there added Oh yeah, because showing them a poorly-written article from a high school newspaper is *really* gonna give my argument a ton of credibility. Seriously. C'mon, op A better questions is: where's the *fun* in that? I know only one guy who did this, and his response was *"it's funny"*. Does nobody ever search first? Those are pretty much required to make it work...sooo...a to you my good sir. Oh... I dare anyone to try and find a 28 year old PC Pepperidge Farm remembers.... skynet. ** ** $3 PBR pints aren't cheap enough? What are you doing in class? I don't know. I have tagged with a big fuck-off caption saying "This bastard killed a cow with a hammer " and I feel the need to reference it whenever I see you. Sorry. You got to go up. And that was the fun part. What always makes me cringe is how coarse their tongue is. It's gotta be like wiping with sandpaper toilet paper. And my cats get rough when they clean, like they'd rather do it hard and fast instead of being like most other cats 14 second old post... your quick... unless ... good comment there 0101musicfreak/lewkiss/dan ( ) Upvote because I'm a Romanian living in Denmark Comes out of the shower with just a towel on and proceeds to go to the corner of the room and stares at my roommate or me while we are busy on our computers (yet able to see him in our peripheral vision) for a good five seconds before proceeding to drop his towel, exposing himself butt-naked for another five seconds as he gingerly puts on his boxers. I think that until the MPAA and the RIAA get the fuck out of my Congress, anyone and everyone should steal their shit. I think it's a form of protest. "Stop fucking with our rights and we will start paying for your music and movies!" Though dont you people dare steal any game that isn't COD or under Ubisoft's stupid ass always on DRM. I find it odd that they can squeeze themselves into those skinny jeans but not out of a ladder. Liquid cheese in a can. 1 LoC per second for 3 years straight Where's his computer?? How does he reddit? I'll wait until I can buy it used I disapprove of your flair. Never felt his paint.... ~~ ~~ Reddit Well, then you obviously should have ed. Upvote because I'm a Dane as well. McAfee caught a Trojan "The TEC-9 offered firepower approaching or exceeding that of military-type weapons such as the AK-47 and the Colt AR-15" I'm thoroughly disappointed. I was assuming it would be a giant iPad shaped flask. Why don't you put this where someone cares? Like I dunno... r/Atheism. will do.... though it may take a while I could have took the pic of them in the humi...if you only wanted to see the top row **Skyrim logo** Console Item Codes LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL You could just unsubscribe Thanks for warning me about that spoiler. Why does Videos have an apostrophe? Gimli son of gloin. I really badly want to know who downvoted you for this story... She doesn't even do Twilight's singing. But hey, have you heard Timmy Turner sing? And sorry for all the "and"s in that sentence. Nope I take issue with your "Woe is me my intellect is unmatched in my social circle" whining. You sound like a pretty ignorant, elitist cock and I am glad to not know you! I welcome your downvote as I seek your disapproval sincerely. Better to be a jack of all trades than jack shit at all of them... Carrol How would you know? My school bought all their teachers new Mac laptops and the labs got new Mac desktops but they still don't seem to want to supply tissues for every classroom. What's wrong with Downey??? There's a kid under the tires. Yeah. I don't play her, and I sure don't miss it Because CAPTCHA knows that computers can't solve complex math equations But what do they taste like? I'm wary of people calling my server amazing before even trying it. But fine, try it out! And if he forgets, he's in the dog house and then they say things like "My Facebook was hacked! I don't know why! No one click any links I sent you!" and then they don't change their password... Upvote because I'm profane sarcastic hipster clowns It works for girls too. One of my closest friends would constantly fake-come on to me in high school Ruined by crappy music "What food do *foreigners* ..." "I've always wondered what *Europeans* ..." "Friend" zone. he was born January 17th I couldn't agree more with this. They're funny occasionally, but they really do get old. There's a fine line between trashy and funny, just make sure you don't cross it. (Known from experience ) I said coffee not black piss Look at his fingers. Right hand. I was also invited to a outback steakhouse in Hong Kong to feel at home. I had a look at the menu ... Why was I looking for pedobear the entire time? reddit Why can't I get the hat? if it pees sitting down its crazy. My Chinese-Indonesian cousin who has lived in Australia his whole life still does this sometimes I know exactly how you feel. I'm a guy, but when I'm all sweaty and all my muscle are bulging out, dripping with sweat, and then girls, and even other guys, check me out and try to makes passes at my perfectly toned ass, I'm like, whatever, and I feel all like, just meat. You know, I'm a human being, not just a piece of meat. Of course I dress good, but it's not for others, it's for me, I like looking good, I just don't want people to look at me that way. Why can't they look at my brain instead of my manly hairy chest? Oh, woe is me. The 1st respose, "we where born monkeys then turned into humans when we got older"....... Too often Yes, us reasonable people only make friends with people who like the same movies, directors, and other equally unimportant things as we do. Cause private individuals suing multinational corporations with multi-million dollar defense teams and winning is apparently a thing? "Yeah, I think it's all there". Oh yah sure. I doubt a drunken fratboy is receptive to the feminist wisdom we wish to impart, however. Maybe in like 10 years, after their liver has recovered. In the meantime I'll settle for This is not a dating site... I read that as a fistful of asians at first glance. Almost 'd. Seems like it would kill them quicker based on that diet why would they even make that book the wii's system sensor _____ damn you wii system sensor I actually get killed pretty frequently by the bolt launcher, it's faster speed makes it harder to dodge, especially when playing a heavy class. and i'm not 100% positive, but i think it does extra damage on direct hit. overall it seems like a suped up thumper. and for the sawed off, in my opinion all the shotguns are extremely underpowered. for a shot gun it takes way too many hits to kill someone and the damage dropoff makes it so that you have to pretty much be standing next to someone to do any decent damage, and when you do hit them it does about 80, which is less than most bullet weapons. the rate of fire is crap (it is a shotgun after all) and for the damage it does your better off trying to melee. oh and it's a hitscan . i miss the days of ricocheting shotguns, i wish they would put those in. Your lack of intelligence nullifies: nice try, Snowfox17 So you end up restoring the system from the backup image you made, right? That's nothing, I got a pizza in Italy once that had Peaches and French Fries on it . I'm pretty confident that they wouldn't have that even on the menu, let alone me ordering it. Well we were fucking and she asked me if I would like to try anal. I said sure sounds like fun. She didn't mean on her... Holy shit. That is terrifying... just the mentality it requires to believe that 1) that would accomplish anything and 2) that it's moral to require that. And probably half the country has that mentality Shelley from the House Bunny... This is the one thing I hate about Reddit. It introduces me to the idea that hot women like this exist, and then I go outside.... I don't like you. I always describe them as a savoury scone. People seem to be OK with that explanation. That said, I have yet to meet a Brit that didn't like them once they tried them. When my British ex-girlfriend came to visit, her favorite restaurant was Cracker Barrel. ¿Que? Dude that's badass, my question is how the fuck do you play one handed I don't think that's what brownies are for... What you did there... Holy crap... How is that humanly possible!?! I could kiss this man! I love his acting... Now I'm very curious ....Hubby is cosplaying as Simon from Gurren Lagann and I'm just being myself. *The status-quo is looking mighty fine to me.* why is Jar Jar in the center I bet the girlfriend isn't real either That a local kid had killed a bunch of other kids and he only comes out at night so I had better stay inside and not go play hide and seek with them. They also said they'd wait while I went to get my jacket East Coast first world problems Esa no fue una pregunta... Was gonna dv you but then noticed you name... but still Using that face out of context... ** ** Sticky Dog Davis I now have you tagged in RES as the "Growler Destroyer " so that I can bring this incident up at inopportune times in the future. I read that as "by a greyhound" Uh, WHAT ? That message is from Android, not the app. If the app was responsible when it crashed, it couldn't tell you, because it crashed. Haha strangest purchase ever > that's 'MERICUH Did it have to be Jolly Ranchers 39 minutes. > Because hopefully, people fucking care about the well-being of children. "The word 'creature' implies a creator." ** ** username I hope the dink sucking took place after she set up the kissing booth... Installous I got banana. Seriously brain? It's a fucking fruit. Don't you downvote jaki_cold The original **black** ranger. Reads username I do, and I know that's extremely often but that's no need for the face. My hands get super oily when I play and I go through the strings and run them down to shit by 1-2 weeks. If I could go for less often I would, but I just love the fresh sound and don't really have another option anyways. photo shop.... I was in college during the time I had a curfew . I went to boarding school for high school and when I went to college (for the first couple of years) I lived at home. I always just figured my parents felt they needed to compensate for not doing parent things like curfews while I was in high school so they imposed those rules on me while in college. Who knows. I'm not horribly scarred from it. I just always found it amusing the house had an alarm that didn't cover all of the entry points. meh chapter, at least we had some fan service. I'm just wondering why the government takes so much time and resources to curb piracy and say people are losing their jobs and yet outsource their labour forces overseas. At first I laughed. Then I went to his overview and -ed. *Pony.* ROTFLMAO " I don't like taking my paycheck home in a wheelbarrow and paying $200 dollars for a gallon of milk." That's what trademarks are for. They shouldn't be able to circumvent trademark law, and get the same protections, when their choice of "branding" or "image" is too common a subject to be afforded the proper protections. Hell, if they were to try to trademark that image, the bus company could rightfully be all over them. Actually, the fact that they consider the bus imagery to be branding would logically make them vulnerable anyway. They're using someone else's branding as the basis for their business. My guess is their response would amount to "but it's OK when we do it, lots of people take and use photos of the busses". fat dog jackson Jailhouse Bones Lee... My name exactly... Wha- wha- WHAT is this!? That guy; I don't know what it is, but I want one. ... You're saying that most Catholic priests are atheists? Really? I was on the phone with Comcast tech support, trying to get my CableCard working with my computer. I offered to give her the card's MAC address, and she said, "No this is different from a Mac computer" and then promptly transferred me to the next level of tech support. Where's 998? Why would him being a guy make it more funny? That's such an awesome face... How many people do you live with. actually, no. I just remember it because I would always assume it meant banana and would get it wrong thanks for the NSFW tag! I read this as "manly oil" ...troll brain Does the pope shit in the woods? Of course I'm elated. There's one downside - 2013 "like" rather than "enjoy" Big distinction there... He makes my parents' combined annual income in less than 24 hours. For *what*, exactly? ... well then. how did he open the can? sto right there. DITTO TRANSFORM IN A MEAN LOOK! My favourite is, "I'd clop to that" Yep. Exactly what popped in my head when I saw that note. Memebase Why the ? The numbers go 1, 2, 1. Such short memories people seem to have these days But that bit about the end where there is no nead for academic "search engines" since we have google scholar Same issue here, Jungeling Riven doing good for mid/early game building AD bruiser heavy. Team kept doing stupid initiations following our Leona who desperatly pleaded that I need to go tanky because AD riven is bad and I'm jungle so I need to build 100% tank ** ** oh god, now "homorazzi" is in my web history You mean Terra Prime? It didn't really tie the series together, but I thought it was a pretty good story. You did mean Terra Prime, right? Because that was the last episode of Enterprise. TERRA PRIME. THE LAST EPISODE. Guy must've looked like a pedophile standing there watching kids go by... Fat Fingers McGee Can't blame him, I still don't understand how the show made it out of the first season. *Justice* Car was stolen last week. In the process of reporting it, I was forgotten about on hold once and hung up on 3 times when I was supposed to be placed on hold. Was told I could call back the next day for a case number. Called back the next day and was told it hadn't been entered in the system yet. Called back the day after that and the officer said he couldn't find it, but that I should have been given the case number right away. I went to the latimes.com crime section and found a GTA exactly where I reported my car was and it included a case number. I called the LAPD back and they couldn't find my name, I told him I thought I had the case number and gave it to him and he was finally able to find it and asked me what I wanted to know. Uncanny Valley, we meet again Everything you've told us about, and you still take your kids there? Me acabo de enterar que Neruda es argentino No... fucking.. way. "They talk to their beloved object and their object responds through *telepathy*"... I was really expecting that to say something dirty that'd lead to awesome sex What about : "The jungle is so hard almost no hero can level up there until late game" ? That's also not how computers work. [ಠ^_ಠ *ಠ_ಠ* ಠ^_ಠ ** **](//#successfulnegro) I ran a speed test yesterday and scored 60 kbps "tragic deaths in Battlefield 3"... People who bought it also bought Dorco blades. Wat. As was I. I was enjoying the retro-style images, and then, CP ** ** legitimate scientist? > It could hap**PEN** to you! friend? One night, my friend and I went out to get some pizza. At the first place, she ordered a specialty pizza but wanted to swap one of the toppings. They told her "no substitutions, all pizzas come as they are." We went to another pizza place down the street to order that particular pizza and when we got in there, the pizza cook was sitting down watching TV and when we told him what we wanted, he says "Sorry, I'm only making cheese pizzas right now." A natural herb with harmful side effects... Yeah that sounds fucking awesome! I mean how could you tell if it was manufactured properly and not by some dumb junkie In his basement. Also people are not more stupid for reading it, they were already mentally retarded because they smoked an illegal substance. It COMES with a Faraday bag?! the whole name - wasn't sure if this was a joke at first ... That's the *right* interpretation? "Work" huh? On behalf of salisbury, nc.... We are deeply deeply sorry.... I got screwed over on 3 buses yesterday... in the morning and in the afternoon Balls of steel! "You look so much healthier than the last time I saw you!" - I look the same. What? i live in michigan Definitely. Some people I come across in these sorts of debates don't even know that ordinary income and cap gains are taxed differently. They just think that people like Romney and Buffett pay less as a percentage in taxes because they can hire the best tax accountants Open the package before going to the cashier and give her the . I always try to make eye contact through the window and give them my best . ah yes if one American was like that they all are If anything, that is definitely not funny. And New Zealand's flag looks like they just copied Australia's. Comic sans v2 This is...surprisingly human. > - roar Don't let it happen again Once I told my manager that I was in the process of playing the Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, and he scoffed and said that **video games were just a training tool by the Illuminati.** 1:44 "You alright?" Let's take this fool down. It wasnt a joke Cause they have to interrogate them first. ! Waffles. >The person I was talking to is female. same here. you wouldnt happen to have mrs. Gleason would you? Lack of penis, ofcourse! Did you just route us through bing? Anyone else see a face? About two years ago I was taking my second semester of physics. We were covering thermodynamics. One evening I was hugging my fiancé and I stuck my hands under the back of his shirt because they were cold. I looked at him and said "You're taking my cold away!" Derp. Thanks ლ( ლ) Sounds like a threesome to me. Em bed bugs sure know how to get it on. ** ** I'm more at Oh, yeah, that leap from 14 to 15 in one day is such a large step in a young lady's life.... ladies and laddies are two very different things. Seriously. What are you taking about. I had to get other people in here to read your comment and no one knows what you're trying to say. MSM is turning this into a "Google = Big Brother" scare. 10 minutes? What are you? only 2200? Okay, either you are hardcore trolling or you're replying to the wrong post. Ha. Ha. Ha... If only she waited til your battery died. Cant unsee now Now I get it; you are just a troll. .... dont forget that Anthrax is in there too I had a republican friend that thought he was just a funny comedian that busted the balls of democrats and others. He still doesn't believe. What does she know about settling down? Had no idea that one existed. There must be a sniper in those panama stands. I thought it was clever I fit in your pocket just fine I see what you did there "cash chode" If you ever want to see what looks like in real life, do this. To. Um, by posting " " along with a witty comment relating to a judgement of my intelligence, that is trying to be smart. You could have just said that It's dangerous to handle explosives by hand :/ Fuck the what? I have to admit I was expecting you to be behind bars in one of those pics.... I'll myself. I thought nobody likes me Because obviously god works in mysterious ways Thanks elevenboners ಠ_ಠ...you talkin to me....? ಠ_ಠ..you talkin to **ME...? ** *** THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT??? HOW OLD ARE THOSE KIDS?*** > :) <3 XD cause.. tits are tits..and whats wrong with tits? I was downvoted on here the last time I told people to stop posting dubstep. [](/angel" ") Well then, my apologies. Continue on. Not from Wikipedia. >Because it takes so much effort to google... No way to make a living in science? ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ It's a shame cause this was a done deal.... Any master is fine as long as they don't do anything silly like allow him to fly, shoot beams of electricity from his hands or eat people... then again who would write something as bad as that I always hold my breath in tunnel to get wishes! When in a subway, I pass out, bonk my head, start seeing things... And my wish comes true! "It's time you accepted this." FUCK YOU, DOCTOR! At least no Jar Jar Binks. ... at 14. Oh man, dat poster. And Riley's "balls" it's a vending machine. This movie is as amazing now as it was when I seen it as a kid! - the amazing blend of almost every genre... The only negative thing about this film is that my 10 y/o self had a lot of dreams where I couldnt walk on the ground alienblue on iPhone/iPod can click links like that now also it was just a pig that looked like it's body was a penis Bought this on DVD. My four year old loves it, which I love, because I get to watch it all the time. It NEVER gets old or bad, and the songs are fantastic. We ended up getting the soundtrack as well. He used to not let me sing 'After Today' 'cause only boys were allowed to sing Max's songs. . Best day ever was when he said I could sing them all with him. A little context: if you change Q33NY to the Wingdings font (I was incorrect in my earlier post, it is Wingdings not Webdings) then it gets turned into a plane, two rectangular shapes, a skull and crossbones, and a Star of David. My high school math teacher was showing us this at the time, just after the 9/11 attacks. The really stupid girl ran her mouth off about how the Star of David was a Nazi symbol. I corrected her and told her that it's a Jewish symbol and I tried to explain how the Nazis used it in WWII to identify Jews because the Germans were persecuting the Jews. She wouldn't have any of it, yelled the quotation from my comment above, and insulted my intelligence. A few years later when I was in my second or third year of college I ran into her and her boyfriend at a Movie Gallery. Her boyfriend was a guy I had known since 1st grade, we graduated high school together. We all struck up small chit chat and they found out I was in college. The girl spoke up real loud and announced that she hadn't been accepted into any colleges cause she scored too low on the ACT. She tried several times and her highest score was a 15. Her boyfriend admitted to scoring only a 16. I tried once without ever studying for it and scored a 25. ** ** [](/sbstare) It was awesome, except for the unusually high amount of people throwing up near me Please tell me thats honey bud... Redditor for 12 minutes. This is not the place for things you've seen on your facebook. it doesn't seem like you do, either Toe Thumbs upvotes for all a intelligent discussion. Can't find many of these t work I've been picking up quite a few blasters on Craigslist lately, for really good prices, and it seems like every one of them was stored primed (or at least was primed when they handed it over to me). I'm buying them to mod, so it's not a big deal, but it still makes me Yes...don't bother in calling 911, let's hope jesus takes the wheel on this one. You find pubic hair in your coffee? I had no idea. "God put the dinosaur bones in the ground to test our faith." IE ಠ_ಠ Don't know if I got down-voted because people thought I was being sarcastic or that fact that I wasn't. Okay google says that I´m a nerd The entire "The Room" movie. I'd be restless if someone shot me there, too Oh and 'same kind of bends (is that an ok way to say it?)' is a fine way to say it. This post has made me kind of curious as to how it looks on an x-ray post-op. As for the other girl, I'm sure if you asked her she would be fine about explaining what is up with them, as long as you are polite about it, I had some girl come up to me in school once and say " Ewww, is that like, arthritis or something?" Ich dachte es geht um Apple. Where do you live. I must know. Dinner alone was 2500 calories Well, one is oneself's worst critic, but you have nothing to be conscious about. You are gorgeous. And that's bastard... It's more fun when you're inebriated though. 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Oh wait, Reddit hive mind, nevermind. I designed my whole site with Comic Sans and Flash and guess what? None of my clients have complained about it! So stop it. Also, this is just a re-hash of Internet Noob, isn't it? Thats strange I've never seen her with no hair. Maybe she has a Whig that she takes off before she goes to bed. Wait minute... Wouldnt that mean... Apparently I look angry/disapproving when I'm concentrating on something. A bit like this: People will fap to the weirdest things not only in grade school i cant remember a day without someone claiming to be my father or insisting im a lucky cowboy > ☍♆ଷആᄤቺᐕឪ𐎺𝀽 * * My cat purrs so loud he sounds like chewbacca. That is why he sleeps in the other room. > This was *just* on the front page the other day. Well then. I think that's enough internet for me today. That's some cunning logic they've got there.. " "? Should the rest of the world not have a say about America fucking over everybody else? If anything, my opinion should matter more, as I live outside your little nationalistic propagandized shell that has convinced you that terrorizing the rest of the world is okay and their complaints are insignificant. You should do an IAMA. Also, . Nothing of any more substance than that, though. I was playing a match against Xin/Ali/Cho.... I died before I hit the ground, I couldn't do shit Thanks man! I would be my pleasure to give you morning head. Thanks. That actually clarifies alot. I don't know what to make of this anymore Yeah, protatoe. You've got a lot to learn. I don't think you know what means. Or Llama font David Backes won't be picked last...oh wait. I met mine at home depot. (we're lesbians) Holy fuck, we've never hear that joke before! To the top with you Wow, I knew someone was going to point out the funky proportion....but you took it to another level. I have a 5 finger "herf-a-derf" (Thanks a lot Nivuahc ) that I take with me on my buisness trips. Never have to worry about rough handling. Now we need someone to implant some KAWAII DESU DESU! text Oh yah, i forgot to mention: NSFL She's 17. As someone who has had their appendix burst: I sure did enjoy the Foundation series, all the way up to Gaia/Galaxia. I thought that that was one of the worst endings I had ever read in a great series (imo). Or really 2 great series . Because anyone who is homeless is *obviously* just lazy. ~puredemo, an IAMA-mod submitted the picture to /r/pics. So I think you just want more pictures of her Seems legit. Never going to eat grapes again! #####THATS A SPOILER YOU ASS. Sounds like fun Yeah that's definitely why I didn't post it in r/politics Look! This post again! Did you mean: I dicked on "teens creampie" "Clerics are powerful" ? clerics were meant to be buffers they are casting divine magics. Whenever I play cleric I usually run around and heal the others. Wizards have the disadvantage of having low HP and they must read books in order to learn new spells. Sorcerer have the disadvantage of low life and cannot re-select spells. Druid of 3.5 are "powerful" but pathfinder quite balanced them. >First of all, an argument can be a straw man, not a person So you're *that guy* on the bus Empty gas tank God, the squealing pig. Never made me hate Geico more than when they started that campaign up. At least the Gecko was clever. This was just nails on the chalkboard. TIL permanently overheated weapons in ME was a DRM thing. One does not simply "drop the c^2 part" out of your units. "they were bred to fight bulls in a pit" history teacher gave me bonus marks on a test one time. While I was standing at his desk he wrote on it "Put these wherever you want" meaning I could add them to my assignment marks, other tests etc. He then proceeded to laugh at how what he wrote "sounds really sexual" You know, this whole business is just great. It's nice to see all the best and brightest of red- nevermind. I truly believe you guys will have a hard time finding moderators who will legitmately uphold I what AskReddit is about. I've been on this fantastic site for about 6 months now with an account and even longer just lurking. I frequent the "new" section of r/askreddit and try to vote and comment on the posts that I feel can contribute to good conversation and. I currently am not a moderator of any subreddit, so that clears up the first bullet (so I'm a pretty fresh virgin ). I am living in the Southeast United States and am of German/Anglo-Saxon descent...which isn't russian...So no problems there, right guys?...guys? In all honesty, I think this subreddit needs a facelift. There are so many posts that could easily be posted into subreddits that would be happy to answer like r/askscience or r/homework help. Also, more attention needs to be payed to posts that are just poll questions and should either be re-phrased to invoke conversation or removed entirely. We have a great subreddit here, but I think it needs to be cleaned up. Change the label from "Powered by SOPA" to "Powered by ACTA" . i shat brick for a second Source I sanded down my wood desk with 1000 grit sandpaper an for some reason it decided to to work anymore And of the next hundred, only 9 were written by women, and one of those is Sarah Palin. >I'd much rather be shot with my own pepper spray than a bullet COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL (the at the end gives it extra cool points). Sigh. I met my boyfriend online and it just doesn't make for a good story. Everybody asks, I tell them, and they go like >Scab is ableist? I agree with many of these, but that seems like a real stretch. Everyone gets scabs. Look how much karma this guy has. Some negative 3,000. I have those chairs too I am disappoint As much as I love making and enjoying beer can chicken, I gotta say, this picture reminds me of my wife giving birth. brew on. Is...is that a dating simulator game thing Or dead kiwi? The wet one Cannot enough. It's the descolada in worm form Yet the video thumbnail is a slow-mo ass shot from 1:34 Came here for Doctor Who. Left disappointed. Really? A whole grapefruit? Dat abdomen Definately........ nitro rail = Making the P90 into a DMR = he gets more karma this way Your name You can't be that broke...costs less than $25. Those deep eyes are staring into my eyes. Burning my soul Shows ICS running on a Nexus One He was joking Tjenare. Vad gör du med de stackars träden? Are you drunk? You seriously couldn't move a bit closer to take that picture? You're in a car! What do you mean, I love Derpy... in many strange ways too The fix ╯ They breed in huge numbers to get past their high death rate. Every time you knock out a zubat, it gets eaten by geodude before it can wake up and fly to safety That is not the correct way to carry a sheep why is Nickelback on my front page The kicker is that I had to custom-order this machine for him, because our standard model only has an i5 processor and 4 GB of RAM. He insisted on an i7 and 8 GB. Now he'll only have 4 GB of RAM anyway (3.x usuable). Lying to get medication from the doctors for your rats is a terrible idea, it really shouldn't even be a suggestion here, there's so many things that could go wrong with it. >Cloned visuals from iOS on the Android version. ... Jon! Jens! Which one of you is responsible for this nonsense? Off-the-charts chart? Eggcelence. Nu cred ca puteam rezolva ceva. Toată UE a semnat, mai puțin cinci tari, si mereu s-a semnat pe ascuns, fără presa, fără nimic. Like even half the people that subscribe to r/Baylor would show up ლ( ლ) IAmA triplet as well (All boys, two other siblings.) Do you hate when people refer to y'all as twins? I had one lady ask "Are them three twins?" Man. I'd be delighted with that as the most impressive shit I ever pulled off in my life. That fucker does it to get limber. Thanks My cat plays with this all night long. I hate ego-boosting gender Facebook posts as much as the next guy, but reddit really doesn't need another reason to generalize and hate on women... It's just embarrassing to see your reactions to things like this, you guys. You best keep that Communist talk to yourself. This here's an American website. Unicorn rimjobs? Redditors really ARE perverts, geez. Ha, I'm glad I read the context before I decided to make a judgment call on what you were talking about when you said you feared something every time you ate out The kid I used to babysit would always ask if we could have sex.. Dress Crocs?.......... ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Yeah, because pirates really deserve to be suing. Ironic, no? You got it for $50 used and your only thinking about fabric cleaner now Why is r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu a zoo? Anyone who has ever done this will know that it is strangely addictive... there's also a recent surge in raver hipsters too I see there's an actual urethra hole. you imagine getting to a 10 is like stealing a roll and raping a woman I remember that AMA... None of these taste good together. While that is a funny idea, corporate libertarianism would make no one win. It would be like going back to before the Progressive Era looks at comic then looks at name It's been MUCH longer than that. When I switch to that quest and re-clear the cave, the marker for my objective always points to the original location where I killed him and not where he now lies at my feet. > * All the bandwagon fans. Are you fucking kidding me? So your telling me the FBI can do anything and there will be no legal recourse available? racist trolls on reddit Download virtual box. Make a virtual machine. Load the tails iso into it and start the machine? Which part exactly are u having trouble with (+10) ??? I thought that flower was a bee . I would also die in jurassic park very fast. "no one has ever died from a lack of healthcare coverage" -- Rick Santorum. ... The men of Reddit demand you call him. There has to be a miscalculation somewhere I see no sweets That pick up line would have made me fall in Love Thanks, I can see how doing something like this can help. I'll try to put something together! In the meantime, I'm still looking for a job here in Iowa to save some money I love how I see terrible 16-17 y/o kids working and being immature and I come in, clean, dressed nicely, mature, and end up not getting the job. I don't understand.. Your handwriting looks the same as in the letter "Hairpin turn" ... You... you just ruined that song for me Bahahahaha, thanks. Good looking out. Duly Noted I live in Mexico City and my weed looks like that as well... Only it's less than $20 for the full ounce . Wtf am I smoking? fortified spearmen in the mountains, Tyler Durden ** ** People still use Yahoo? Well Reddit, it's just about that time where it turns into a dirty joke thread Really? Stars in the title? Can't tell if serious... Well i doubt that, but 2-3 heroes every week would be nice. It's about time for them to speed up, with this tempo they will have all heroes in decemer 2012 They will add sleep animations to every hero just because of one hero's spell? Doesn't make much sense to me, it would be crazy amount of work for just that one detail. Correct me if i am wrong, but i believe that there is no other hero with "sleep" spells. I certainly hope not to the same lady.... Was* She's not wearing a bra. "Ladies and gentleman, we will have official launch of DOTA 2 on 22.12.2012"... And the hype of millions of people all around the world on 21.12 is too high so it creates energy of awesome that is too awesome to exist and just explodes, killing everything on earth That's your *go-to* joke?! It happens all the time. I am on reddit 3 hours a night and this app crashes probably 10 times during that window. Worst part of it is that the app opens like new so I have to scroll to find the last link I clicked. huh.. these I actually do remember seeing. I wonder how I ended up with just this one panel Really man? Why did I look in the side mirror? I was driving in Philadelphia one time making a left turn and waiting for a kid on a bike to cross the street. He looked at me and said "That's right, I could kill you motherfucker." > stuff.con.nz? While I approve of the concept I disapprove of their installation and placement You could have just clicked the links I posted. Understandable though. Where I am at the moment it's 50 bucks a gram but not in the shape of Australia? Shipping and processing fees apply?...What exactly is being shipped? . 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(inb4 didnt you read the article?) Indeed Why are you holding body lotion? how in the fucking fuck That's gotta be a troll.. gotta be... This makes me Male or female Then have bigger guns and sand bags, it's not that hard people. I remember telling all my friends I could break cinder blocks like those guys on tv but only after my dad soaked them in water overnight. [](/ajno) I thought the ear was supposed to be self-cleaning. Cant tell if trolling. Women's rights "pencil eraser" I tilted the screen back..... and it pushed a load of crap off the back of my desk... Like I would use a *bad* machete guy! So ashamed to admit this, but I was a girl like that. In middle school, I told a lot of people that I was dating Aaron Carter. I most definitely got shit for that. I deserved it, too. I was getting bullied anyways, so why not make it worse for myself? Why my neatly placed headphones get tangled up.. You buy a new car, then post a pic of your keys? Why not a pic of the car! I was playing this exact game yesterday, and reached this very part of the game. I thought the same thing too!! So he got into my head first. wait what... Please don't tell me you ruined that nice cute hat by telling her what pedo bear is. well that makes sense.. considering i'm the one asking for weed online... ლ( ლ) It isn't an instant change, so why would you even think of comparing it to death? I'm almost completely certain it gains consciousness gradually the same way it gains everything else. You didn't allow it Copy and paste! One time when I was younger, I was playing with my brother in one of the McDonalds playgrounds and I went to the toilet... Came back and there was a massive shit on the slide and a little kid went down and into it... Zooming in right under the milkshake suggestion only to read "When I forget to turn my swag off before I go to bed" 576 subscribers! WTF. Gee, you certainly don't sound like a snobby douche-bag at all.. I like how in Quebec, Canada it says An oz. of high quality is $188.72 and then it days the price for low quality is $251.99 ಠ ಠ ew looking back on this situation.. there was a flipping rat having sex with my ponytail. why didn't I flip out? go ham? something? His thumb is still on the burger Don't forget almond milk! I'm lactose-intolerant and sometimes have issues with soy, and almond milk has been a lifesaver. But, protip: never make hot chocolate with it. I know why this is funny. I hate you reddit. "wasted" "This is where I do my reddit, and shit." Read it. No, Jesus was not brown. Jesus was a proud, caucasian American, everyone knows this. I'm surprised at you! So fucking annoying. My aunt posted a third world success meme the other day... in helvetica the scene from anaconda after it eats jon voight's character then spits him up after it's digested him a bit...then voight winks Oh wow, how *generous*! Repost Dude that was terrible... Lazy Americans? Perpetuate stereotypes much? Ouch. looks gross, bro Your university only has one computer lab? A false attribution on a photoshopped image You were letting a 2 year old watch Hamlet? that grass looks barely legal Now it all makes sense. Comic Sans... I'd love to do that with you if your name wasn't FartingBob By Replay, do you mean that this has been posted so many times in the past two weeks you don't even need to look at the text because you already know what it says? Yes yes, win in deed . I'd wait till it was in context to judge, but they burnt a flag that unlike us who have no connection apparently to anything negative done to any aboriginal ever in history including recently it does, it has the fucking union jack, a symbol of our british colonial settlement, so they burnt the fucker!! > She then switched gears and put the bus in park to stop it from moving forward, as she was reportedly unable to reach the **break**. Oh god... Erase it from the history books, I command it. It's wrong. ಠ_ಠ Dad? My dad thinks the 1972 version looks better... I don't often wear makeup, but when I do, people compliment me on it and tell me to wear it more often. it's "Talon" Relationship drama doesn't constitute sexism. [](/cry " ") Hey now! I resemble that. he is a more efficient karma farmer than you and i combined. Anyone else notice the math in this is wrong? steve from minecraft and the revelations version of ezio ** ** Where's my orgy and drugs then? and any links to the clip? That big snowstorm was 9 years ago . I still remember trying to bike to school that day. Atheist National Registry? Damn it most everywhere else on the planet. YOU put a $2k price tag on it. I WAS TOLD THERE WOULD BE NO MATH! And don't say this is a repost. I made the image myself. Noble 6 and Dovahkiin? Spilly, i am disappoint C'est de la psychologie inverse? You make Reddit sound like Facebook. I like this post, however: Funny Junk watermark Alex See, you would have changed my mind if you'd done 18 ' ' faces. I wonder why the fuck people are down voting that post. That girl was pretty much ruining her knees. I gave friendly advice. Steroids fuck you guys up much? Retards. Whoa buddy, you just recommended a GTX 480 GPU for a guy that has an original Athlon X2, 2gb of ddr2, in a slim-line case. I read this differently... "fucking dreams", and here I'm wondering why this guy goes around fucking speakers in his dreams. At first, I , then I read your username, and i lol'd. I know... Calm down with the downvotes, man. Using wood for the fire pit You stay the fuck away from my booty. You're happy that your favorite Power Ranger was bullied mercilessly for being gay? ... I want to hurt you now. Very very badly. seems legit 20 bucks to download it "We know you're name"? Dark brotherhood quest. So,uhh..the device your using to type that in costs less? Someone really bought a hat for $26? Really? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I could sleep at night if I took 13 Ambients. I dont do it that way but I can. “ I really, really want this to be true. I have so been stuck in the brozone, multiple times. Why the ? Not a beer fan? America really isn't all THAT bad. Just stay the fuck out of the south, and the midwest is sparsely populated...by Mormons "a blast" this is reddit, you don't question the down votes He had a heart attack and the office said they were "heartbroken" and they would miss his "kind and generous heart". Ah hahaha! Classic. Wait, maybe you're serious...I must meditate upon this. meditation cycle complete, resume hearty guffaw cycle. Approval is unanimous. *It's hysterical to watch* I feel like some people might be missing the fuckshitpisscunt. ¬ಠ ಠ Irregardless I will ask your boss portable incinerator Also from Hamilton here, but I haven't seen any white tails this year and barely any manti. Loads of cockroaches though Yeah, im sure there is no causal linkage between age and intelligence.............. Oh god the never ending mess. 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There are alot of design decisions and changes from 1 to 2 that I cannot fathom The first was a genuinely good game *imo* and the 2nd felt like it threw everything out the window and started over on a COD clone... she wants your coke You seem offended... yea he's totally not going to regret that If I don't put a capital letter, the word doesn't count right? For some reason I have the uncanny ability to attract/be attracted to crazy girls, as many of them are my type, i.e. tattoos, large boobs/nice ass. I'm seriously like the fucking pied piper for crazy chicks. Whenever I look in the mirror I constantly give myself the . Series 18. And we all know the masses would see that and know what it means. Oh god, I'm not even clicking that. Yes, because the majority of CEOs, polititians, and other higher-up positions are mostly women. username. Book six man, book six. Dragon brothers i was about to post a clever comment.....but then i saw someone else already did it Southern Illinois University Carbondale Aviation is better Redditor for 7 hours... DN använder "ordet" "nätsajt". Yeah unlike young girls, young boys are proud of their roles in pornography Those are just barely better, and that's not a good thing… the second pair is especially atrocious. Why would any zerg in the world move out of his base without an overseer? This is literally the worst novelty account ever Da fuck happened to my childhood?... Do you know if JDF ever went through a meth addiction phase that would give him the idea for MMA 4 Jesus?? - I'm tempted to simply start the rumor and update wikipedia, it sounds legit... but I won't. I petitioned this when I first hit 50, and was told a fix was in the works. Maybe some people wait until marriage So you believe it isn't rape if you don't say no? ...I'm sorry, what. As a biology major everyone always assumes I'm going into medicine. Kinda odd thing to say unless you know someone don't you think? C'est Nathalie Simard! Sa vie est . I can only invest in Sherlock after Moffat fixes what he's done to Doctor Who. 35+="old man" wow, so your saying that the patient had an o2 sat of 60% and they lost consciousness? Then at least 4 hours later they had the patient vented and the receiving facility's ABG presumably showed a P02>100 so somebody imagined a diagnosis? Not quite, but I'll take that... I guess? sorry, RES tag has already been applied. Why does this question come up every couple days here? The water is moving People thought lucky was ahead?... No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. you painted your door but not once did you ever change that rug Hey had the whole goddamn desert... I must admit I am upset by your notion that we can't have a (more) perfect world without everyone being high. upboats for you sir and you still need to upload our meme wtf, steam Reddit is not a game. Oh yes, let's just have an army of faceless, unfeeling enforcers, doing whatever they are told to by the forces that be. Sounds great. I'm colorblind... and I refuse to believe this. I think it should, people will never learn their lesson. At my highschool I can assume that a large majority of the students have tried our use a illegal substance. I really don't seem to understand how hard the concept of illegal is and how bad these drugs are for you(don't give me any shit like cigarettes are worse than weed I don't agree.) I mean the concept has been hammered into your head throughout school. Also I would like to point out that when you buy marijuana that money most likely goes to the cartel, which supports their destruction of innocent peoples lives and the city's/ country's they basically dominate, Congratulations your drug money helps destroy Mexico Fuck you drug users. The first time he came within two minutes. The cum itself was disgusting but other than that I enjoyed it. The second time (yesterday) it was cold out so it took a good hour for him to cum. My face was literally The entire time. When he did cum, my God, it was a mouthful. I'd be so motivated, I'd never get out. Damn it! I lol'd and then It's obviously a elderly troll cowboy. Where's my god damned support which means they play it. My mom put a salt lick in our front yard for the deer. Lee Sin UP now, 2% is way too much How are they still even attached to his body? Hit it on the head with a shovel... Story of my life. Other, diet, tea, rootbeer... I love how people who *haven't* read the books act like they're inherently better than those of us who have. Which is exactly what I said. wait.. what's going on here Chan and Lee... I saw the face long before I joined reddit. She could have seen it on Facebook, maybe even 4chan. .....*Charms....* Welp. That's enough internet for tonight. There must be something wrong with my mini-sentries then, because my enemies have no problem destroying them like they're made of paper-mâché. That's his belly button... I can't be the only one wondering how OP can have a 17yo brother and a 7yo nephew and 13yo niece. I totally got that impression every time I watch SotL. Every time doublelift opens his mouth, every other guest is just ** ** **OR** they don't exist, because that's the system skewing the upvote/downvote numbers to make it harder for bots and puppet accounts to game the system I appreciate your fondness of Carl Sagan. He was perhaps the greatest ent of the 20th century, but as a re-post Nazi, I must tell you I call bullshit because his nickname has 1996 in it I'm calling bullshit because his network says "Rogers" because you touch yourself at night i really expected something quite different upon entering, now im disappointed. Seriously? Canada isn't an option? Your list covered almost every single country in the world. You could have said "North America" but instead you picked just "USA" That's odd. This novelty account is actually useful and contributes to the discussion. I currently live in Africa (Ghana) and the women here gain weight ON PURPOSE when they separate/divorce to prove that they can look after themselves without their husband. Blew my mind when I found out about it. One of our friends purposely gained a good 25kg She was absolutely smokin' before too. If you have Alien Blue, you CAN! Cannot tell if troll Aw no! 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That is what we call them here." Then I noticed that is posted by my girlfriend Yeah I agree, I wasn't implying it was a good thing Self-Hatred Mail Did anyone notice the URL ? it says "Negro " !!! Fixed Beat me to it I domt know what that is, but i gave you upvote! googled "wow annual pass cost" before subscribing Oh wow. That's cheaper than regular soda. I worked at Panera Bread for 3 years when I was younger and we sold some Jones flavors for like $2.50 a bottle ... 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Add that to the list of shit that inexplicably never got fix throughout beta. I really do like the game quite a bit, but "shit like this, TOR..." There is no desk to my right > You do realize their over priced ungraded-able pieces of shit? I had more enjoyment out of Linux then I did mac, that's pretty fucking sad. Eve Bruno Mars isn't even black at all I hate you so much AMA request, please That sucks. I do marketing and business and one man asked about *my husband* (sans a husband or ring), and why I'm working so hard. ORLY? I thought your name is Jordan I introduced a friend to Reddit today. Having seen this post it reminded me to ask him what time the Narwahl Bacons and give him a look of disapproval just as a heads up. And a shitty keyboard. If you're going to spend that much on monitors and hardware get some nice input devices to go with them. URL shorteners? MSN? Goddamnit, now you've got all the reverse psychology going... Changed it. I knew this, but you knew what I meant. I'll be sure to try it when I get one next year Cannot un-hear you would like that and to think i almost tried doing that oh yes because saying you have to be 18 has worked so well in the past A must buy skin IMO Calendars......... You added their numbers together That makes him a pro kser ....... Yes, and she is creating a hivemind with that i actually thought of cordless drills I have a shower head like that, and it doesn't hurt at all This will hencforth replace every instance I'd use " " yea that's totally funny. The dark brotherhood use Lined paper for their threats ** ** so these guys make it to the finals fair and square, they choose not to fight because they are best friends and you disqualify them both and give the award to the 3rd place guy? Cool bro You don't know the half of it. Yeah, i was going for the "no point in dying" achievement and i kept dying at that part. RAGE QUIT It looks like our mascot has a fat lip. The answer is 0. You dare summon me? It's OK. Any of them can bare my child. Also I'm drunk REDDIT. ლ( ლ) Y U NO HAVE MORE PEOPLE SEE THIS?! False story. Would you recommend this? Tried the generic weight watchers one and couldn't even install it on my phone... american cheese? >*american* "cheese?" At first I was like . ..then I went back to . My god, I must be tired. I just read this as GF = grandfather and went completely ... second youtube comment... But... the female had one also! Unless... The top comment on the video Now the assignment is to read a 2 paragraph summary. That happened to me once but the manager saw my plight and gave me another cookie. Feeling a rewed sense of hope, I opened the new cookie. It was also empty. You can't expect a new black paint pot It's because java is easy, and 99% of people are stupid. It's really too bad he's going to see a chiropractor instead of a real doctor... That 2000's bs has no place next to the true 90's legends. Skynet's already got that covered Got banned from /r/shitredditsays by a religious twat. That subreddit seems to be more of a circlejerk than /r/circlejerk is... can only upvote submissions . My face just did this little number: > balls on my desk Son, your mother wants to know where her wooden spoon went. The worrying thing is they also have to verify the share operation because they can choose to add a comment too. Yeah, I've definitely been there- you recommend something with fanservice (for the plot!), then your friend watches it and goes "WTF this is hentai!" so you say "oh yeah, um, I forgot that was there." Then you get the . > > "YOLO is the motto." No sir, you don't want to know You guys don't understand. If it's in a religious text, it's okay Normal rules of decency don't apply. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ It's cause they no I have no life. I tried to say my mom wouldn't let me but being the troll mom she is, she took the phone and said he's not doing a damn thing and would love to go. I was stuck after that. You sound like a crazed stalker looking to strike. Redditor for a day, Are you kidding me ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ $10 plus shipping? I hope those ladies get paid well. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ I've been called stupid for paying for apps the title should be a :D, not [](/rtwistare " ") Yes, that's the facial expression I have now. The bomberman... No Assuming you meant out/school? If not: Oh, you guys too? I thought I was alone... No, i am a man taking a shit in the ladies room >And why the fuck are there people equating pedophilia to homosexuality? a meme... that's unorginal? What's " LOLDONGS" ? Looks like he has a hairy ball sack on his chin... I didn't say you *should* respect them, just giving a reason why people would value their opinion on certain subjects. as to everything else after the first sentence... >If you win, please provide proof that you activated it by providing a screenshot of the Steam window that pops up asking if you want to install the "Steam Mobile Beta" or be prepared to have my look of disapproval ** ** as a reply to all of your Reddit posts after receiving it from me Every song I send is Surfin' Bird by the Trashmen, with only as the message. yes If you do that shit, I will murder your ass. No joke Paypal is fun until you get your account frozen for no apparent reason ... Jeg tænker blot, hvilke søgeterme ledte dig hen på den side.. oh good, you can see stuff in front of you...like the road "Timbaland - Kill Yourself" seems to be a popular song to send. Yeah, it's an honest mistake to completely fly off the handle and start some good old American bashing despite probably not even being sure that FuelUrMind is from the U.S. >There was a good New York Times article (which I can no longer access as a free user ) Slow down there, we just want to discipline the kid, not axe murder them Must be laundry day. But the fat kid always got it and I never did. this is training session , wonder what the match will be like >Do you guys just copy the news that Associated Press puts out? not sure why but my first thought was santorumception You really needed to use Dan's rage maker to do this? Repost 15.06 I bet Jennifer likes Snooki puppy seed *Aussie No, No I would not. I only play Call of Duty 3 ### I just want to cum inside you right now Considering that Bill Gates twitter page is full up of this humanitarian shit I believe that this is the work of a troll How does that precede a faction that according to Boardwalk Empire was operating in the 1920s? THEY'RE Was it a *real* stuffed cat? repost ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Funny, my French in-laws freaked out that I *did* take his name. I had to put it in terms of career advancement. I can understand the in the title. The school I went to when I was 12-15 was filled with girls who realised they just became sexually attractive, and could use that as a leverage. The behaviour had declined a lot once I reached high school, and now at university there's no such behaviour left. Possibly because the only people that get that far are the people that worked hard. Or they realised brains are more powerful than body at that level. Either way, in high school, :D in university. Sex out of wedlock is forbidden in our religion. So are mind-altering drugs, chief among them alcohol. And I'm sure you know this, but I'll reiterate it anyway: atheism is "forbidden" in Islam as well Oh hey thanks for reminding me of that In my head, I imagine 'careless whisper' playing in the background... 8GB iPod touch! 6.94GB White border would not be Alpha. White borders started in the Unlimited set after Alpha and Beta had sold their print runs. Sleeping...with your pets.... don't bother defending yourself. know one should take parental advice from a guy on the r/apple article posts . SCAN, as in the swedish food manufacturer? So *that's* the origin of the I see what you did there She picked Karma, because it's short for "Caramel" which is the color of the lighter fur on her nose. Total coincidence. Second, my wife begged me for a kitten, so WE got in the car and drove to the shelter, TOGETHER. I'm deadly serious. Look --> <-- this is my serious face. Your grammar. This is why we can't have nice things Altså der burde ikke være stor tvivl om den er NSWF eller ej når thumbnail'en er en Heste Penis, og den hedder "At vaske hestens penis... " My sister is 13. You guys...She's 13...w...why? *why?* Swiss powerplug... I feel scared. If this is real, he strawman'd his own theology... -_- --> my mom did this with my lab. He came back years later, just walked up to me in the driveway. She said it wasn't him. MY EYES! Maybe it's something along the lines of "I've abandoned my life and my friends both on and off the game and she's **still** better than me " Gabe's expression: >Dubbing some audio in would have hidden the fact that you're a skip-breather. :D haha, that's skylarious... Number 3 on your team had 3 more kills than you but 5000 more points. Because EVERYONE takes a taxi after the pub... Every time I see shit like this, it makes me lose faith in humanity So that you'll be the only one with an unopened set of action figures worth millions? No thanks. I remember him as a bill Black Kids >And the porn, I don't even want to start about /r/clopclop ;... Yeah, maybe you shouldn't try replacing your home button then. haha > ###* * ###* * ლ( ლ) As an American, I apologize for this stupid fuck's behavior. From wikipedia: according to 2005 poll, 43.5% of Russians support re-criminalization of homosexual acts between consensual adults Pat Tillman? This is a horrifying prospect. I can't take my eyes off that hammer handle swinging between his legs. Your sister´s son is your mother´s nephew? "Sparrow, we need to start a new fetish. Do you want the magical rainbow rape fetish, or the wardrobe fetish?" "The armoire in my bedroom has been giving me saucy looks for a while now, so let's go with the latter" Hey, I'm Canadian. I use Full Screen For Safari on my iPhone. I used to use Atomic Web Browser but I use this instead since I iCloud my bookmarks. I believe it's available for the IPad, and would be one of my first tweaks if I owned an iPad I think I saw this on the cheezburger site a few hours ago with the same title i was thinking the same thing At first I was like "wat ", then I noticed this was on r/circlejerk. CARRY ON. Same here bro, almost all teh advice animals just dont work... So I'm watching the 2001 Royal Rumble and Big Show comes out and starts chokeslamming everyone to which JR commentates "It's like a man playing with children!"... Okay. So my friend wants to be able to make his phone like this...sort of. All he wants is the part where to pull the arrow and the apps come...so...from what I gather...he wants the arrow. Any help? Haha I don't exactly know what he's talking about. ass mansion? I was wierded-out by the nipple headlight one It's really frustrating when you get 3 or 7 M-COM defends for the match. Damn it, that's my favorite bar. Fucking drivers around here... His username is even more appropriate That tuna is brown. ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ Ive seen enough hentai to know where this is going. please make it stop japan At first I was like... I know someone with that username Worse yet: I bought the first book for my little sister and she hated it! Of course I know that I don't want her living in this world anymore You made me remember it. I hate you and the OP. I hate this color combination. Always reminds me of Barney. looks over at my PS3.... That's the point... List price is $4999 I really like this, I love the energy shift in the middle and these two sound great together! Complains about linking imgur instead of source instead of posting the source link Hanged. As a colorblind redditor FUCK YOU THAT DOES NOT EXIST. Now I'm just picturing meth in a Spam canister I thought Rammus was the one with the Ninja Skin I check in every now and then, it's rare but sometimes they have original content. Especially pokememes, it seems like half of the post in r/pokemon come from there Must be nice to have the money for ten iPhones in a year. Nope, it's perfectly legal. and again, the pubic hair... Jerks will just stick their gum to the bottom of anything. I call BS ... Just relax and be cool. Kids can smell fear. I used to work at BK and I've had to clean poop up off the floor. So it could always be worse. Not only that, it warranted a new reddit thread. Why ? That seems like a pretty generous act of compassion. You're using vista arent you I had Chalupas for lunch today. "Not trees" and yet they are on r/trees W00T? Your sarcasm does not amuse me . ... is up for debate. There is a section for everything. Everything. Why do people care about Reddit karma, up-votes and Reddit gold? I'm in love with the web. I grew up watching the Internet start and the level of organization and passion it took. It was an entire world project to connect the world. This is only possible by people working together with a moral code not to fuck it up. I dedicated my life to it (python/C), am in love with it, and anybody who is hurting it. I forgot that Hemophilia was a disease, used my stems (hemo-blood phile-love), and assumed that the girl was sexually attracted to blood. The adoption agency misled you. Those are human. When I saw the original post I was like:"hmm, I guess that's from [/r/circlejerk](/r/circlejerk) ... ... NOPE" hey dude, it might be a test... you're a dick. I just downvoted this comment and your post with all 3 of my accounts You're really going troll over a missing space on the internet ? Or was I suppose to use 'an' ? Either way, Technically that is both incest and statutory rape. Talk to an adult. Here's a legitimate question. Where were you last week when I was interviewing for a new job? you won't be the first person in this society to tell me that. Yeah only men are allowed to take ironic photos with strippers when they go to Vegas I was the only one there at the time and a shemale came in. > I was the only one there at the time and a shemale came in. DAMMIT, you're good. We had navy blue carpet at our last (rental) house, and a white dog that shed like crazy Showed this to my dad and he said "I don't see a chicken, that's a rooster" Read the comment thread on the noob link... I do the same but come to a stop just a second before we hit so in effect they then run into me and I get to at them as they get knocked on their ass. "cliched/unoriginal post title" seems pretty original The nipple. It's...it's looking at me... oh god! EA soon to copyright the idea of an Platformer, FPS, RTS, RPG, Summation and Puzzle games. "No one pays me in trees..." ლ( ლ) To be honest you were hardly a guru in your skill with questions were you? I did this when i was watching porn while i was living whit my parents. You never know if something got unplug'd. The only flaw I see in your post is that you are a friend with a Witness. what the fuck did I just watch 50 min show about mass effect and diablo 3.. *only talk about diablo 3 briefly during last 5 mins* Joker: The janitors would take it down, and also "Pretend that your nipples are headlights." oh man those tits I just realized I read it in David Attenborough's You were sitting in a cinema and decided to sing along? ...Downvote. Good job whores. And to think you actually had me worried. What a world we live in where obsessing over people who pretend to be other people is way more normal than obsessing over the wonders of the universe. This lame joke has more upvotes than OP? Reddit is getting creepier by the day. Atheism literally means the theory or belief that god does not exist. AKA you worship no being, believe in no higher being, etc. Apparently lack of religion is a religion now The changing quality is what bugged the shit out of me using the old Netflix version. I have an SDTV, 720p doesn't look much better Yeah... I'm not that new and I still went "Let's make this viral"? AoE Lolwut? And he got ear rings. Also is this show still making new episodes? That Vayne snipe. Indiana is freaking out about the super bowl. The news consists of super bowl village, zipline, man kills 2 people, and football indy cars. So much hate in this thread Some dude that chopped his dick off and took a bunch of hormones is not a woman >Too bad parenting is eating my time Hurry up and get independent, I >love you but I have games to play and a beer gut to expand. John Landis Thanks men of reddit. If it weren't for us, who'd take over being crazy? Cause you certainly can't handle it. You get all 4 of those to get into the 1000 lb club... You get 4 exercises to get into the 1000 lb club... i use at the end of my steam name....im so off topic.. > Im Turkish and im glad i didn't knew this before Btw damn you for that information. Even the 9gag rules are a repost from reddit. This is just flat out fucked up Wut? do you mean skinny people? monkey dancing? or the black dude? I hate when people post "Nailed it?"... just sayin Even the reposts on reddit are a repost from reddit. Is is strange that my first thought while reading this was, "That's a food processor, not a blender. What a dumb ass! " I doubt that he is really listening to what you're saying. In each one of his statements, he talked about harassing, even when it's an unfair trade... I actually started rooting for one of the heads Making PC's look gaudy and retarded is still a thing? Have some fucking dignity gamers. Hold on a second, did you have a half Korean child for the jokes? ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ^ Doesn't change the fact that he's a dumbass What. That's... odd. **10 points to Slytherin!** Weird find... Woop. Woop. Woop. Woop. Woop. Woop. Even the 9gag rules are a repost from reddit. Is...is that word art? I see. They're not human, I don't count them. They're pretty much meant to be sluts, I mean come on, *dark seducers*. The one thing that draws me towards Steam is the achievements. If I see a game that doesn't have achievements I can get the same experience from pirating it, although granted for a bit more effort. But I just love the satisfaction you get out of unlocking achievements Those graphics settings........ Love the videos :D They are like watching my friends who just got the game play, but more entertaining and less painful You're thinking of Final Fight. Have an upvote for making me chuckle and sending me to TVTropes Sweet Jesus he's so hot right now This is like me posting a picture of a carton of milk,it's a little corncob pipe that you can get behind the counter at CVS,this isn't any thing worth posting OP What has been seen cannot be unseen I've got friends who visit 9gag everyday,every hour and they say stuff like "9gag always makes my day good" Cause the implication of ladies and boners as one word didn't help? You're not in engineering either. He was making a comment about how almost all of these "creepy" poorly photo shopped faces are black guys... I'm 5'3" too, got any problems with us Spanish relatively short but handsome guys ? Never been dumped. ┌( )┘ "too" sorry it was early in the morning for me Soon. I got that one too. I later found out she was just REALLY bad at breaking up with people and was just afraid she was going to get hurt. Wow her eyes popoooooo thats a fake baby My mom finally caught on to how much I don't care about getting cards. So now she hand delivers them instead of mailing them. Which also happens NOT to be SC characters Your sense of humor sucks dear sir and/or madame. > plus you did not get ALL of it in jesus fucking christ...still with this? move on son. and i guess comments such as " " contribute SO much. i know that. and you're saying that water is WTF worthy..... I recently posted a similar picture of her to this subreddit only to have it be removed for not being classy seems not alot of belgians here, maybe i should try facebook Wow. I now have the content material for tonight's nightmare. Because you are forced to read that tiny print? I do TIL that 20 minutes is considered a "quickie" Cqb maps? I'd be way more about 9gag ripping us off if anyone on Reddit actually adhered to that particular bit of reddiquette. I prefer people not talking than when I say "I'm going as Teemo" and the captain bans him . You're not allowed to make that joke. …why are you wasting your time in this subreddit? My first real relationship ended when I decided to move to new state for school with a "I really love and care about you, but with you moving this just feels too serious for me. We should take a break and get back together later if we still like each other." 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I understand that it can be obnoxious if you barrel through a crowd of people, elbows flailing, but unless you're in jogging attire passing people running is like a rolling sea of It's hard to tell through pure text, but most people here seem to be fine with it. I read posts like "Even the 9gag rules are a repost from reddit. " as just joking rather than serious anger. Well......you can't blame her completely for holding THE CHAINSAW TEETH and also her FINGER BEING ON THE TRIGGER....she is a female after all.... now now before you get all gung-ho on yelling that women shoot guns too it is statistically proven that, while females as a hole have a better accuracy ratio, more women don't like guns and have never hold them when compaired to men. that being said... Dinner. Don't do it to much or it will be loose . I should have seen that one coming. You've been using my tv...? Yeah. Muttonchops are what I have. Those are sideburns. (] [) Poorest This. >douchebag. 100% agree, most people who come in are just assholes and treat us like shit, giving off the feeling of such entitlement. "Oh yea, its definitely OK to return a half eaten pie your friend gave you for a full refund." I never think I'm smarter than anyone who comes in, but i know I can definitely be more polite. Actually, my official Marcus Fenix action figure (pah, it's a doll. Who am I kidding?) can only hold his rifle in the exact same way. The wrist joints simply don't bend for him to hold it properly. Thanks. Wait wtf... Ah okay, sorry, it seemed to me that it bothered you but yeah obviously if you named it, it doesn't. And I'm sorry she broke up with you for that reason. It really annoys me when I hear guys say "girls only like bad guys, I'm so nice to girls and I can't get a girlfriend therefore women don't like nice guys!!1!", but I didn't know some girls actually break up with someone because they're too nice. Referring to the part you were 'ing about. Holy shit, I can't believe they killed the poor little guy. This is not okay. Herpetophobia is terrible and leads to needless slaughter of hundreds of snakes/lizards/geckos ext. The snake wasn't even venomous! people today.... Someone had to go and bring up anal Great article, until the last sentence Damn it Jesus why must incessantly troll people Please don't start this if you use VC i have a list of issues we informed SAP about, I'll see if I can get my hands on the list for the whole upgrade. We found an assload of stuff SAP "wasn't aware of" but had a OSS note pretty handy for them American here. I always thought it was moustache, with just the 'u' it looks weird to me. I'm kind of annoyed that spell check's telling me the British-English spelling is wrong ...really now... whoa! I love you two Male cats have barbed penises? Fratters. That actually happened to a friend of mine in high school. She had a crush on a mutual friend of ours in middle school and they dated for a bit, he then broke up with her and never went back to dating anyone, then our Junior year of high school he came out as gay. She also had a crush on me and was a bit psycho and because I wasn't interested in her she became convinced it was because all of the men she liked were gay. talking about a sniper and something pops in your head Why are all character models on the Xbox fucking Gears of War Meatsicle clones? I'm really glad America is invading peoples privacy to find potential terrorists like this man He won't like that kind of lemonade... oh god why I always thought Kog Maw was among the worst when it comes to base stats and scalings You are arguing against subjective opinions? As an artist? > Its undermined liberty...let's privatize it that will fix the whole problem. Pretty much. Then you click on "comments" and the highest rated one is "nice boobs" Yeah that was weird. When you click on the sprites they just take you to "www.reddit.com/Sprite'sName" and apparently reddit.com/drunk takes you to that download Sorry, Actual Quote:"Sorry, I just don't really wanna go out with anybody for a while." Its a 19th century castle built over a 15th century ruin ATTENTION HOVERER'S: *WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE.* a customer kicked a rug flap over in work today and did'nt kick it back down...just kept walkin... That is the Bukkake game... Dammit. Well when you put it that way... Seems legit. Thanks a lot, Web-MD I'm from Durham Dented cans. Well... Got that as an excuse for not going out with me. Then we made out. You are very right. Re-reading it, I realize that my explanation was mostly geared to the people who say they will put a turbo kit on it as soon as they get it. I've seen someone who was supposedly planning on throwing a twin turbo on a BRZ. You made one mistake. It's 1985. You can buy the Giant's Set from the giant blacksmith, Fully upgraded it has the highest defense in the game, Damn expensive in total though. 26000 per all the armor, and it requires twinkling titanite to upgrade, meaning 80000 souls to upgrade each PIECE to +5, with 4 pieces that totals up to 320000 souls+26000=346000. That's a lot now that i write it out, i think i might be off somehow . Though for poise, Havel's is still better. Gender not apparent, not sure if or me gusta. lol. I got messaged by a girl who is only 67% out of the blue, she said my picture was cute. I don't think she even read my profile. I thought it was off his knee at first. Then I saw the replay. And they say they represent the people. Tengo trabajo!!! ... go on. "You have to eat more food" DRIFT Yeah... when I was fitted for a tux for a wedding, I told the dude helping me that I couldn't lift up my arms. His response? "Can you move your arm enough to shake hands? Ok, that's all you need". 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All three of us were supposed to sing "We Three Kings of Orient Are" at one point. Little did I know, I was supposed to go the whole thing solo for multiple verses! I was ten years old! I didn't know all of the verses to that stinking song! So I had to butcher the other verses of the song while most of the hundred or so folks in the audience sniggered at me. At that point, I fled the stage in a teary rage to a nearby hallway, where I punched the wall so hard, a few paintings and photos came off. To this day, my family claims they were laughing "because I was so cute" . That's crap. Ten years later and I still can't let that youth leader lady off without a dirty look every time I see her. This! It's ridiculous how every server here expects a tip. It shouldn't be mandatory, one should tip for good service. I was at a club the other night was being charged $42.** for gratuity on my tab when the server said " You can tip me extra too." WTF . > ing I thought it was cancer? I really hope people like you aren't present at the Guild Wars 2 internal design meetings. "That isn't a valid complaint. They'll enjoy it regardless." That...that's just.... really? I guess I should have done that. Because we need to make room for all the rest of the comments... 30 is you g for a guy, but not a girl? You mean bucky lasek? What are you some sort of commie? This is just what I was going to To minimize the suffering of yourself and others. To add energy to a system that tends to disorder. To love, and to be loved. To understand the perspectives of others, even when they are sociopathic, hedonistic trolls that give otherwise-ethical atheists a bad name. YOU LOOK LIKE A FOOL WITH THOSE BUNS They just quit putting fluoride in the water here you guys upvoted a fucking backpack? Maps? This isn't call of dooters. *Deep scratchy voice* "We gotta dig up the princess " I don't know whether to explain that a cpu and RAM are physical parts or just assume you're a troll. "I'm capricious." I know. Every time I see [0CA0] I go I took a girl into an ally way to fuck and some drunk guy followed us down there 5 minutes later... he tried to cop a feel and i gave him the . Why is the youngest one naked? Then start a pun thread, and make this face at the end . It doesn't work that way Summer Olympics? It's a winter sport... ...ended up fisting each other anyways...? > Too soon O_o XD XD O_o XD XD O_o XD XD O_o XD XD O_o XD XD O_o XD XD O_o XD XD O_o XD XD O_o XD XD O_o XD XD O_o XD XD O_o XD XD O_o XD XD O_o XD XD O_o XD XD O_o XD XD O_o XD XD O_o XD XD O_o XD XD O_o XD XD O_o XD XD O_o XD XD O_o XD XD O_o XD XD O_o XD XD O_o XD XD O_o XD O_o XD XD O_o XD XD O_o XD XD O_o XD XD O_o XD XD O_o XD XD O_o XD XD O_o XD XD O_o XD XD O_o XD XD O_o XD XD O_o XD XD O_o XD XD O_o XD XD O_o XD XD O_o XD XD O_o XD XD O_o XD XD O_o XD XD That wasn't even funny when it was said on How I met Your Mother. 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I drove all the way to school, parked and realized I had no shoes. his mom lives under his bed and enjoys giving tongue-to-ear Not worth it to build a new starport just to get one raven Reddit: Fuck me, and I thought it sucked having to get into a bare knuckles fist fight with my dad because you wouldn't help him put up a fence & told my mother to piss off when she asked you to walk down the shops and buy some shit.....Yeah, the fact that I had torn fucking ligaments & tendons in my foot mightn't have had anything to do with it As a person who has a lot of experience water cooling, plastic fittings ^ Retailer of vector torch. Seems like sound advice. Melitiaman How does an image of Allison Stokke come up for those search results ???? My face when Ellen touched her thigh: Just a bunch of people online sharing stories about how dumb people they know are and that none of them tried to teach or respect them for ther different beliefs. How many times have I seen this video now? 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Queen is a band, not a guy why do assume somebody tried to sue their girlfriend for causing this Even his own avatar is giving him the I thought that although I wound up with epic hips, I had escaped that whole ordeal myself, *until I realized that they were all across my lower back* and I just never saw them until I noticed them when I was like, 18 or so 9gag Since when does needing to wear glasses mean that you are nerd. Alternatively, since I don't wear glasses, does that make me not a nerd? You request your pin from the government and punch it into the site you're filing through. Oh God....the cleaning process that must take....... They should put a curl on one side of each brow - as per . and yet your alt Oh god. this is VERY unsettling. in my 1 year of redditing this is the first time I upvote a . Some of them are saints Oh no ! So when I use a tampon.... I'm basically using an infection stick... . They ARE sterile, btw.. My measurements are 30" and 33"... 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I smell a long cd with that ultimate. I just hope it ain't that long. Thank you. I came here JUST to point out the major flaw in the title. This made me yawn while I was saying awwww, making me sound like a retarded whale I've kept all mine, waiting for that day that humanity runs out of college letters. And I'll be like, "don't worry guys I got dis shit.." and i'll give them all away. It even has a " " (may be even two, if you consider the cat) "People are generally disappointed if they actually go to the site looking for the big mushroom." Almost every person who wears any scent, no matter their age, wears too much. It's supposed to be an intimate and unique expression because it should slightly accentuate your own odor (which is under control because you bathe or shower). No one should be assaulted by your stink in an elevator or hallway or an entire office space. If you receive comments about your scent, good or bad, by anyone who isn't fucking you, you wear too much. Period. I see gender, then I see other... Talon: that sunuva bitch If you look even closer, you'll see the man streaking in the background It's a rule that is meant to combat the "overkill " reaction from people who can't afford what someone is building and convince themselves that OP doesn't need it because they can't have it. Which doesn't solve the even bigger problem of my brother is a redditor. Not sure if out of character or not.. Clan or IS? Because if you choose IS.... I always think about my crush... I confronted her and she hasnt talked to me since I thought that was your mom until I read the first panel again I am pleased to come across one who has contributed to this community with such an astounding, thought-provoking question. I feel like I must repeat myself because, yet again, I have stumbled across one who has contributed to this community with such an astounding, thought-provoking question. v[ ]-< I'm not sure I understand the rules And yet I was reading a comment by a redditor earlier about how they would rather visit china than america Lee Sin kicking near death enemies away from a hungry pack of allies? sanchi, coae si mai ales cand lumea traduce ceva din engleza care nu prea are sens/rost in romana + altele care nu imi vin pe moment Texas. Of course. . "Dammit I loled". Yes, because to 4chan is to live the eternal quest to never laugh at anything. Maybe you'd unhear better if you bought your cookies a little more enthusiastically, cookie hater Well fuck... username.... I guess I should be proud to live in the same town as the Flat Earth Society headquarters You are bad and you should feel bad That upside down raccoon... OMG me too! ...and claim originality in the title. Notice Ernie is *not* visible Dude....dude...you mean a *Browning* model 1911. Not Springfield. I have never been approached. This is depressing to read... "Our own little kitty final solution"... ... 8------D~~~ <--- MisterTurtle This! I thought it was just me sliding the cursor too quickly trying frantically to click on things, but some items would slide down 4 slots before I could select it. Why did I read the last sentence as "I have high herpes for this post." Why would you openly admit over the phone to being in the middle of intercourse? I'm pretty sure that story and the illustration fueled my utter fear of spiders laying eggs in my face. Yep. Positive. We still do Those player numbers Are you implying that it died? U mean people on the internet have been... Not sure if kidding... If the cat has a collar and/or appears well looked after, by all means pet it etc but please don't feed it Moved from California to Oregon thinking the same thing, only to have my idiot brother marry one of the dumb bitches. Now I'll never be rid of her. I was born in '91, and I still remember a lot of this stuff... visit /r clopclop some time, you will know why these people are more than willing to pay. I've still can't find anything about how to do this. One does not simply ask about Blavious Kloop. Still creepy. I'm sorry that that offended you... "ma spargi" ...si in scris: dragut-o, iubit-o, mondial-O. Oh da: Ce faci, fetele? Isn't this a Man Utd chant? Shame on you I should have known you were Team Jacob. Fewer Brown marks... ON THE SEAT? Yes now some psycho will definitely go murder them .... Berlin is not a nation. ** ** I read that as Goatse In final stages of sealing the deal on king George's st...and I just read this.... I tell this to friends that are chicks that I am not even interested in I'd love to, but when signing it with Google, it tells me my email isn't valid. ... Who the hell pays $27 for a pair of underwear? You physically disgust me. Nice try, spider lord. Try to fool us into thinking spiders are cute and shit. >Farming harpies sounds absolutely incandescent ( ) "I guess you could say McDonald's..." ( )~--■-■ I talk with purpose and humor. Not like a prick with an ego who judges people by two sentences typed on a website, kind sir. pro boner ...this needs to go in WTF... Their comment *was* serious. 5rd I get the opposite problem, sit in class freezing my ass off despite wearing layer upon layer of clothes, then some derp who was just running for some reason during break time comes in wearing nothing but shorts and a t-shirt midwinter and opens the window Nice burn I am going to die when it ends up being the score you have played the whole time until now Ah yes, it cites amongst other things "YouTube.com" as a source. Aaaaand here comes the libertarian "taxation = theft" crowd. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Clicked expecting some Bear Grylls "better drink my own piss" meme.... Well then! Off beat clapping > Ah yes, it cites amongst other things "YouTube.com" as a source. Oh look, more "I'm old and everyone else is young" posts. Europe is ahead in time, but get patches later? Stay classy, Mitt. Seriously? I thought that he was just making a joking remark, not actually making a reference to a real event. As a Florida resident, we aren't that poor that's not a cliffhanger! Logged in just to say.... aww fuggit. Fair point, but when i'm on hill and some candy-ass pulls up on my bumper. Give her one of these: ,,|,, you're.... Don't worry, she wasn't forced to wear anything, the painting was pure fantasy. Still though, if she had the conscious level of a human I'm sure she would be 'ing a lot right about now. y u no like trees, Markham No what is this i don't even That's not very nice > And whose fault is that, reddit admin? I'm somewhat flabbergasted that there are people who consider the sixteenth street mall to be sketchy, scary or dangerous. They've obviously lived very vanilla lives. People standing around is sketchy? ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ You would be one of many... BTW, you forgot to leave the money on the dresser last weekend. I've got the penny and the holes are *directly* between old and new school hole patterns. Goddamnit, now I have to reinstall LoL 8==D~~ ~~ɑ==8 That's not how you use a toilet This link is purple. Well, not if you're a complete cock to them. Did the same thing, and my AlienBlue is themed red I took way too much interest in finding out where you're from and it was frighteningly easy to find left me wondering what ggg knows about OP's asshole I've seen this often in my gym as well, someone wil take all the fixed weight bars (ranging from 10 - 25 kilos) and place them on the floor. Then they'll curl their way from the lightest to the heaviest bar and down again, day after day. They also all have arms like twigs This was my exact same situation. I was like "what is this garbage?" and then it grew on me and is now on my iPod. No one is not hyphenated. I recently got a letter advertising "herbal enhancements direct from India", with "This is a sexually orientated letter" on the front of the envelope Up to 100 years in prison? You can commit murder and serve less time than that, something isn't right here ** ** mostlywrong Well done... let's start off black history month with racist jokes for everyone! She's 12 and I don't swing that way but thanks for the advice… Say what you will. I use spotify now, but I used both iTunes and Zune ( Zune hd and iPad) Zune's software was incredibly easy to use compared to iTunes. Although the Zune software is useless now. At first I thought it was your bulging tool of destruction. Redditettes? I have been trying to research for hours and I know nothing about this stuff.. I know there are a lot of really knowledgeable people in this sub reddit so I thought I would ask... Is that not what this site is for? Sharing and learning? Stop downvoting and find me the image. I'm trying to make fun of Christians here, isn't that what this section is for? That bastard... I would...But then I'd have an iPad. And no one wants that... Is it just me or did they seriously call their scripting language 'papyrus'? I meant this: Haw, haw... i like the part where you assume that everyone on reddit is from the u.s. I believe you are referring to the *look of disapproval* -> always someone who brings up the jolly rancher Now you're just forcing it. My parents had bought baby name books for my little brother, and had marked off boys' names that they liked, so I went through that and looked for names that they'd liked and sounded good with my last name. I'm not thrilled with my choice - it's very soft-sounding, and people just assume I'm a girl with a guy's name ... and short hair, a flat chest, and men's clothing. (Although I'm not going to lie, when doctors' offices and suchlike call asking for [my name], and they get a chirpy female voice, I enjoy the confused pause that results.) What, the sci-fi bookclub? wtf is wrong with you? [ ](www.pinklab.com) I thought I was forming the head this time So, the salamander remained a salamander? This is dvd only. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ So they hired only one dude... against the hivemind... You can't tell me what to do When you have a random conversation with a stranger. Like when something happens, say a train is delayed for example and people just start spontaneously talking to each other like they've known one another for years, purely because their anoyance at a specific event or need to comment on it is greater than social boundaries and inhibitions. Even if its moaning at public transport or ing at a drunk person. Comradery; its just fun to team up with strangers in a fight against everyday life on a boring day. Oh. i notice what one of your other tabs you have open is... What I usually smile at people that I accidentally make eye contact with or when I interact with them at places like elevators or cafes. Instead of getting a smile back I get a frown or one of these ( ) What are you trying to pull? He's taking a picture of his shake, while in the fast lane on the highway, isn't that pretty self-explanatory? I usually imagine I have somebody cuddling me and make up different scenarios about how happy our life is. How many times has this been posted Seems legit I like the fact that my city is on the front page but not for this and yet you don't say which you disagree with and don't add a single word of critique just a calculator I presume I'm 5'7 .. * * But that's optimal ripeness. I'm not gonna lie, you got me... I enjoy and collect all things horror and taxidermied animals. I'm a girl. My Dad's a pilot and according to him, t's all bullshit. Leave all your stuff on if you want. The primary reason, according to the Airlines, is to reduce distraction during an emergency. I said sexy pillow fights. And sexy results. It was longer?! Angled or not just how big are his damn feet? But origin is the future!! At i was like... touche, jackfrosty2. I will remember this encounter Definitely not endorsed by Paul Soares or Luclin Oh yeah that actually exists. BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Wow, even I know what the cat symbolizes and I'm probably younger than most people who comment about the cat being the sperm Someone can't spell bacon. Still wouldn't be the weirdest name on reddit. Might get a few though. Mine comes from a professor. I was taking a psychology course when the class was going to watch a video about the famous Pavlov experiment. The instructor tells us **4 TIMES** that this video doesn't have the real Dr. Pavlov, it's an actor. Dr. Ivan Pavlov died in 1936. *Only* $18k? The fuck... that is more than I make in a year Maybe a prequel movie.. that tells the story of Ichigo's dad as a captain, Or even worse a chapter after Ichigo Dies and ends up as a Captain ಠ_ಠ why did you make me think about that? " " metadata. I wasn't. I was 'ing my jackass professor. If you don't make any wallpaper sized images of this, I'll be very *Why does this work so well!?* What the fuck is wrong with people who think all Americans have shitty taste in absolutely everything? So what you are saying is that you use your iPad as a remote to control what movies you see on your MacBook? You, sir, just took lazy to a whole new level. how in the fuck do people suck at tracing lines so damn bad? like what the hell, seriously. you came up with I'll just stitch it myself before hospital... ...wait a minute Cracked This is so cool seeing all those looks of disappro*ball*... Uhh... I'm not the same person as the one that you started talking with. That post you just replied to is my first comment in this entire post. discriminatory information such as ethnicity and sex? oh they already profile potential employees already my friend - all in the pursuit of *equal* opportunity. I'm too old to know this We have about 70 people in my camp. I am the *only one* who scored a ticket.. This was posted yesterday as well Please tell me that isn't Nickelback in my GSL. I am always looking for someone to mine with, because I can't against those rats so mining is out of my league... And in order to get a nice ratting ship I need money for that, so I want to mine but I can't... Lol I get people thinking I'm gay for doing this. At first I was all If I wanted to see your facebook screenshots, I'd be your friend on facebook! Well i do now. Thanks! Account Age: 8 minutes He is why this new bill won't have a chance. He is a moron. Annie this whole thread is cracking me up. Try having 38F cup boobs, you will only find two varieties of bras, and only three colors. it aint cute i read the first one as yhenr I stopped watching bleach after he beat aizen I'm still reading the manga weekly. So freaking glad where done with that shit-of-an-arc about dumb full brings. seriously kubo? But would you smile back or It's what people who like Insane Clown Posse drink. Learned that the other day . Just like in real life, wandering around Minecraft in the dark is a sure way to fall victim to demons. Hey, thanks for the explanation. It makes more sense now. I think I'd have been defeated too, if I lived in that situation. Sorry you have to deal with that. I have only one thing to say about your family: And then you just do what a buddy of mine did, get the biggest cigar you can find and then smoke that since he said he was giving up cigarettes, but didn't say anything about cigars I hate the when you tell them not to move their mouse, and then they insist on trying to work while you do BTW for the people who live on the top of the world, Sydney is in Australia...que the upside down jokes seriously. grow the fuck up r/politics. 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I know from experience that some women *do* have a G-Spot True, zerg just sucks. Dislocated shoulder, from rolling over in bed I remember Shavari. As a fellow khajiit I was very excited to see one of my people in Riften. I spotted her before I headed into the Ratway, so she wasn't attacking me yet. I ran up to her like an excited school girl and said hi. She promptly told me to piss off. Well... fine. I give it 3 weeks and this photo will become a wall post on facebook shared by hundreds of thousands with some caption like: "Who remembers this amazen show?!?!!?, if you where alive/a fetish/existed while this was on and YOU DONT SHARE IT You had a Shitty childhood" ... That's not irony. Are you talking about when he was released? They were needed. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK Hell, I was just going to say beer and hockey. Doesn't get more authentic than that. I guess TimHo's commercials would make it more Canadian, but i don't know why you'd subject yourself to that misery. No Coors Light though Yeah, 'cause every city has a Statue of Liberty Honestly bad things happen if it's 8in, had that issue before, couldn't be on top, my back hurt constantly and he actually tore stuff. NO THANKS! ** ** Just watch for proxy hatches and creep tumors You'll do fine, go Chad! They cut the fiber? Sonova... > You seem to be implying that all trans* people are stock photo models You reposted my repost of their comments in the same comment section of one thread. Are you Xzibit? Ahh yes the famous 3 base all-in, kinda cheesy you have to admit, at the 20 min mark to, I can see why he was upset ... Ugh, the internet is getting to this. I read it as Almond Bronies. says you! Mine can almost connect to my chest hair 'after your teens' is not late in life. Doesn't get much more "repost" than this. Why the *fuck* did you take a picture from a computer of it with your phone, only to upload it back onto your computer? But where can I download your shake macro? The other Ontario climber that is also a redditor is revealed . So how do you want me to interpret ? Those be angry eyes at the idea of Yorick Support. I only pointed out that it works and should not be looked down upon because it is not the "meta". How have I made a fool out of myself? I pointed out the reasons why it can and does work, so why should I delete? You didn't actually respond to the substance of the idea of Yorick Support. ** ** Hey you mind addressing my point about how a heroin junkie could ace the test after sweating it out for two days? I feel like it's important that, you know, drug tests couldn't find ACTUAL DRUG ABUSERS I don't think you understand that is a meme that means "the look of disapproval" It's been around for almost 5 years with that specific meaning. Recognises Internet Explorer logo. I swear that that picture was moving. That comment paired with your username... . When I was about 6, I raced my step brother to our living room, he gets there first and shuts the fucking glass door right behind him as I'm just about to come through ( ). Hand smashes straight through. Slit Wrist. BLOOD WAS **EVERYWHERE**. Trip to A&E for a few days and that was that. I read that as "I would abuse the upvote of a child". And the shorts. Oh god those shorts ??? ??? sorry, do not have clue what this eyes mean? [don't tell anyone but i am not american so you have to use words so i can understand] The average league player can't play Talon anyway. Windows Vista. Oh goddamnit. I thought I beat people to it. Aleen maar omdat je nederlands bent? go to detroit it's awesome. but at the lack of Jager [](/flutterwhoa" ") No. NO NO NO NO. stop this right now. I think i speak for 90% of Reddit when i say enough fucking arrow jokes I love that argument, in the thread recently about what would happen if polygamy/polyamory was legalised - one of the arguments was basically 'but then OMG men would have huge harems which they would use to pop out babies to influence politics!' Like, yeah, because modern women would definitely be keen on such an unequal relationship. No it is not, and you are a moron. "novel" #55. None of us would be here if that was the case.. Yup, that's what i was referencing Threatening nukes? Seriously? Nacho supreme... No matter what your opinions are...it's a little unsettling to see people commenting on how eager they would be for another Falklands I mean they've been around a while, and I think they are cool. I think the price is stupid One day you will trip up an reveal yourself! I'll be watching for the cross post When I was really young a friend of mine thought men had male offspring and women had female offspring. >I still laugh at them As non-tank it's definitely slower than questing unless you have no clue what you're doing Miley Cyrus "That was very good testimony... You get an A." dat search history ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Sorry, Bill. The harassment shall continue until you sign on for Ghostbusters 3. Both shelves. Sodomy laws. I'm really confused how you manage to hit F10, F11 etc while pvping. I can never unread that... Yeah, throw a house party sometime with people that don't know what it is, but will enjoy it after they run out of spiced rum. You'll wake up the next morning and find an empty two-liter of Diet Coke and an equally empty bottle of Glenfiddich 21 As a tall lady, I got asked by some short dudes in Mexico to take a picture with them Yep I noticed that for the first time yesterday as well and now I'll never be able to take my eyes off it. Can't unsee Honestly I didn't want to..? When I was young some older kids told me that Chinese women had vaginas that are upside-down, and that they are positioned higher up "on their stomach". I went on to believe that the Chinese ladies (the ones that wear teal and pink full windbreaker outfits) at the mall fit this criteria until I was about nine or ten years old. I worked with someone who was at least 24 at the time and she became pregnant. During a conversation regarding the pregnancy she had stated that she didn't think she could get pregnant because they were using the pull out method. When I asked her if she knew that pre-cum had sperm in it, she said she didn't know that before she got knocked up... I tried to click watch video. Yeah. Fingers crossed So did this happen last night..? Or a few months ago..? I think you may want to reread my post. I was making a joke. When I was a kid I remember hearing from my friends that if you had sex you wouldn't be able to pee for a few days after. I remember thinking about the first time I got laid.. Relevant user name? MOTHERFUCKER! I hope you choke to death! Who brings a whole pizza to a smoke session and goes "well I got my snacks, what are you having?" my GGG buddy fucking cooks all the time when he has me over. -She takes out ladle- ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ Look at the bottom, he's obviously using Chrome. I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you agree with the person above you. You are on notice tho. Embarrassing fact about a 20yo exgf (2006) - One night while stroking me she asked what kind of surgery I had that caused the long scar up the middle of my scrotum. Embarrassing fact about 18yo me (1994) - I kissed a girl for the first time and them wound up going down on her within 30 minutes of said first kiss. Not knowing WTF I was doing I remembered an old Sam Kinison bit. I then proceeded to lick the alphabet on this poor girl's pussy. ^10 dick dandruff, yea thats a mental image i needed to have Re-post in the same sub less than a day apart I forget about this story and then you motherfuckers keep reminding me! And of course you use the worst Alistar skin. *Relative Heaven...* THAT'S A PENIS > I cannot believe people are going to complain over something trial like porn That bitch If they're preventing people from bringing guns and knives onto an airplane... yea let's just hope he comes up with something more creative than jumping over a car And that's the only job she will be doing for you is there even 1 reply from OP??? Yea, he forgot about his AMA Instead of calling the police as you should have. ... and then he gives up 4. ** ** ...Obama's... ....how... but.... uh... O GOD NO!! I went to their facebook. NEW onion rings Burger King had the only onion rings I liked because of the minced onions..... New doesn't mean actual full, connected rings of onions in their onion rings does it? Long Island drivers here do the same thing. At Yield signs...they do what you are suppose to do at this sign.... fucking idiots I saw the title and I was like: Hello, [Your Name Here]! I will be your stalker for today. I hear you have a 17-year-old sister? ** ** DONT LISTEN TO HIM HE IS A BANANA!!! And your pathetic team still lost. That's what they all say You should have done this with a book that both long and terrible, like Twilight. Rapidly going from to :D is the key to dramatic gift giving. Guys.... I've been doing it wrong >Yes, I'm aware at how that last part sounds. "Other" Christians? Well, you love the Beatles. I have no hope for you either. Why don't you just wear other things? You certainly don't *need* a *tight* pair of pants to be comfortable do you? That eye shadow... I'd tell you, but then I'd have to euthanize you too. My wife says you're cute. I thought that a *single* sperm cell would come up into the mouth. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Wow am I stupid. Sorry about that. Hehe. I have those moments. Thank you. I wanted to say it once and then get deleted and banned. Scumbag A-Punk, promises to ban everyone and then leaves my asshole behavior visible to the world. It's funny how uploading and downloading video depends on the *processor* Dolphin ≠ porpoise. its been out for this long and you're not finished? I remember bringing up this exact point with someone, and their response was, "It's open to interpretation!" as if that solves it... ^Seriously. A little TOO sober, if you ask me Stop it. I read this as "maybe I'm a little furry" Username Cool story, SaggyBallsHD You're describing my job as a Game Master. And quite crushingly she is dropping out of the video making business. In addition to that some asshat flagged her account. I finally find someone who does exactly what I like and it comes to a screeching halt. ...fucking kirby every fox players worst enemy. T'was a joke. You read that literally, re-read and laugh. ...Legally Irish?? You're a fish. thankfully, he didn't pass out with all white people around him. they would've put their balls on his face Kinda like how CoD: MW2 is still $90 with $30 of DLC on Steam. Some head office marketing morons just don't understand that these things devalue with time...and subsequent franchise releases ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ No Corki Well good morning to you too Oh look, the first actual answer and it's the *sixth* comment from the top. It would be funny...if it werent true nothing yet. Yeah.. nothing special... Your lack of 10,000 downvotes is proof that we're in hell. Not even as a joke. This anime is so damn cheesy that you can't not love it someone got payed to do this... This is what is wrong with the community. Man dies and we troll him Hey, white ice can be a problem, too. "Guy getting high on crack...and hes scared." As a poorly endowed ugly guy who is currently waiting for some celebrity I found this post offensive I read that as "Damn you niggas" You wish people had been injured on that slope? You get me every time. > Pet-shaped hole You can't lose any data that is backed up. Backup the phone first. Problem solved. Inconceivable! Males on the internet don't get any! Gotta say, I saw that whole drug thing coming with you having the number 420 in your name.... Worse. Runescape ** ** (bags under eyes for relevance) What in Tamriel would that be in Dragontongue? We're all missing the point here. This lady is a trolly-mctrollface. There was no disabled daughter, no rape, no Gloria Steinhem room, etc. this is some stupid lady throwing red meat out to the anti-choice crowd. It's conservative fanfic. This lady probably got into it with someone, and they said, "what about rape?", and she was like, "shit". So she went home, prayed to baby Jesus for inspiration, and he gave her this compelling piece of conservative Christian ladies' literature. Blender's "legit" You're not alone. The water in a few cities here in Florida tastes like someone dipped their balls in it. In the Florida heat. A phone plan for €55 ? you're making assumptions >Man dies and we troll him Have you tagged as, "wtf ". Not disappointed. > Why use the term womyn instead of woman? (yes, this exists ) Except it's not a joke, mo As a woman, at least I know how to spell Einstürzende Neubauten relevant username Personally....I'd like to know what the 36 comments say, also My mom tried getting me this as a stocking stuffer for Christmas. She got me the men's body lotion instead on accident I always talked about this with my friends and my wife, and how awesome this would be...but once my son was born, started watching The Walking Dead (especially the scene where T-Dog finds the bloody car seat... ), and reading different zombie comics, I decided that it wouldn't be so glamorous. Even if we escaped from the zombies and made it to the middle of no where with food and shelter, we would still have to fear people, and I think that's what pushes me away from it most. Having to completely lose trust in humanity in fear of the critical moment when a person would put themselves in front of others. I miss my naivety, haha. Some retard decided to hit me with his car 10 broken bones, 2 punctured lungs, permanent nerve damage over 1/4 of my body, concussion causing me to lose an entire month of memories... Yeah, that was a fun summer. Correct indeed! The first, and only, time I tried top it was like my cervix would get pushed right out through my throat if I sat down all the way and I ended up bleeding. It lasted about 1 minute of slight movement, then hurt BAD then bleeding which lasted about 10 min the tv and bed "go fuck yourself, san diego"... Captain Picard just called me on my shit Cause we all know baby shit is SFW ....... You serious bro? Username... How did you find this sub? I would approach it this way.... mind your own business. Yes, he cheated, but the only person he is cheating is himself. Why do you waste your time hating other people? Is it really worth your time to hate this guy and go to extreme lengths to make sure he can't get back into school. It's great you work so hard to not cheat and be apart of the school's dance company , but you shouldn't have any control over his future and vice versa. I think you really need to take a step back, look yourself in the mirror and examine your own inner demons. Stop worrying about other people and worry about yourself. The system is so flawed. They will dismantle your ability to even work and want you to pay. No proof You have been paying her? Tuff Let's go off your current pay rate and take it back to however far back she say's she hasn't been paid. Instant 3500$ dept and you now have to pay 280$ a month even though your making 9$ an hour supporting your current wife and newborn. If you loose your crappy sales job you need to figure a way to pay until you find a new job or we will take you to jail and suspend your license/passport to make it a little harder for you to do, what we want you to do. If you can't pay the whole Back owed child support by the end of the year we will simply take it from your tax return in full. Ok that's fine can I actually see my kid now because she won't let me or my family see her and I am too broke to buy a lawyer and take her to court. No, we don't dapple in those kind of thing's and can't give you legal advice either. Have a good day sir! It's a joke No, there can be only one. It HAS to be Attenborough. He's narrated every nature show I've watched since I was a kid, it's.. it's just not RIGHT. Actually "You're tampering with forces beyond your control" Well... my experience says it's fucking true. Soon. "We have yet to fire the atomic bomb.." First I laughed and then Mine had doors, but the whole stall was 4 feet tall Redditor for 11 minutes... Sorry, I left my account open at another location, my password has been changed. have an upvote. For those wondering the deleted message was "fucking viral advertisers" I'd expect better trolling from you fellow redditor Holy shit, NSFW. Your asking the internet to say things about your girlfriend? First I lol'd but then Thank you for that explanation. I might need it in Cajun, though. I have some relatives that haven't met a crustacean they didn't fry and eat. NBA **HD** > You're part of the new cleaning staff, aren't you. I get it WELP, MY " " CHERRY HAS BEEN POPPED. You want to know what the worst part of this is... you could do the same thing with voting age adults He's a figment of Ted's imagination... He's Tyler Durden... I guess some people are just really into the Halloween spirit...celebrating nearly 9 months early. Still a vegetable! my expression for all the usual news bull... i would prolly be on reddit... there will be no boyfriends....... I like that tactic. After reading over the list of "suspicious" activity I am a bit disturbed because I do at least half of those things Exactly Almost got sucked in then saw the onion at the top and I was like "Oh" I hope you're planning on coming round and cleaning the beer I just spat out all over my monitor, laughing at this Mike Wallace doesn't want a Jewish History month, doesn't see anything wrong with Black History month, and wonders how we end racism. And, thanks to that comment, I have now too... Nervous laughter and then  maybe beginners or a simple mistake? I can't comprehend how you can't comprehend this That would make it the first time this happened Dr Lokin is not creepy. He doesn't try to play Doctor with me every chance he gets. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Bonus karma for using proper grammar in the title. People smoke weed on video chats, not because they're dumb, because *no one cares*. Have fun submitting your video to the cyberpolice ages 18 and up [*What do you look like behind your double-sunglasses, Horatio?* **Your questions** ~~disappoint me~~ `ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ `](//#csicomic) this comparison needs to be made more prominent here. even with the matter of taking *someone's life*, the issue is not black and white; but when it comes to cheating, "CHEATING IS CHEATING." Oh, because relationships aren't as serious as murder and therefore are not as complicated and/or don't require as much critical thought "At least 50% certified tea" I used to know one. She was training her kid to be a clown too "old picture of me" from 1 year ago That's what she said!.... wait. We..speak for the trees..... Put a minecart over the fire? Then the kittens would be in an empty fire pot... I've never hung out in DC (central VA here) but I definitely want to go to this meetup and not for just two hours I used to go to these things all the time. Your not missing much. Just the drugs where cheep and good back then. Don't do drugs ... xD Speculation frustration is. Fallout 4 news has now!!!! Ok, ok. Occam's razor. Kom inte här och förstör min bitterhet med logik! ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ [~~ ~~](/black)[*Right back atcha, Figgots.*](/black) Deep carbon wheels in Cat 5's Coming from cockonmydick But seriously , [/r/trees](/r/trees) is a cool and accepting place. How'd you like it if someone called you a dumb, lazy stoner. is snoop a freemason? he's doing the thing with his hands Come on r/wtf... Those are not arms . The Ghostbusters would not exist if there were no ghosts. Therefore there ARE ghosts. indeed I love you trolly bastards. My ass already has poisonous gas "Contraction site" You're assuming that has not already been accomplished. And your throwaway account had 4 upvotes in less than 60 seconds? Shill much? isn't EVERYDAY steak and blowjob day Honestly, I think if someone I knew posted those comments, I would copypaste the first thing they said straight back to them. Wow absolutely no movement by the Knicks at the end there. * * This isn't YouTube. Please refrain from calling people faggots. Nickelodeon Universe? For your 22nd birthday? My friend puts peanut butter on EVERYTHING. Especially baked foods. Cake, brownies, pancakes etc. Andrew that's not funny for a minute there I was thinking wouldn't it be cool if Emma joined Sam and Dean as a hunter then I was like........oh well now hes just gonna have to bring you another one untill you learn to do it right! What are you planning? Lesbians having sex got old? When someone tells you that a safe fell on them, you take it seriously. ...that shitty music For some reason, me don't like that huge lump on the hood... . But still a nice car. Mass Effect was good, but I couldn't get over the fact that it was literally just KOTOR without lightsabers and with an explanation for the technology. WookieE. It even says it right there She's 25 with a 14 year old? or she stopped using your stash I don't know your situation though! i'll blaze one for you forsure Utility Vechile Simulator Longest loading page in the history of reddit. I can't see them I went to catholic school for one year. ONE YEAR. My science teacher told me the core of the earth was hell and the reason it was magnetic was because the density of souls creates pressure and heat high enough to separate iron from hemoglobin in the bodies of the tormented souls... I 'd pretty hard that day. Sort of like christwire. I was all like ಠ_ಠ but then I was like XD then I read the comments and I was like again. Is it about his new album? Hahahahha but seriously So uh... Mario has a camel toe... ಠ_ಠ   I don't know man, but don't try Germany I've never heard of any success coming from being a failed artist in Germany. Stick something bulgy down your pants and go as a cocksman. It's a real thing. I've been waiting an hour and a half. I sent an email off to their support address, and that's been an hour without a reply. Haven't received the email or paypal confirmations, and there's nothing in my spam box. Yes, because the majority of gamers are on PC. I am at your wrist for stealing it yeah...you should have seen his boots afterwards >The ignorance is astounding Should be the other way around "*Threw a CD.*" ** ** Best possible start I don't know about everyone else, but I only downvoted because you called her out on spelling errors then proceeded with a dozen or so spelling errors of your own. Why is this fucking stupid thread the top rated comments? This doesn't help anyone, adds nothing to the discussion (including humor) and it's irrelevant. Fucking reddit..... So the US uses the Imperial system... Except when it arbitrarily uses slightly different units with the same name... Great. OP now I have to go get some tissues to clean up my pants. Shame on you Youtube for giving generalchaos ammunition. And we don't care why you don't understand. "That was the most amazing thing i've ever seen" Shopped .... now back to the circle jerk. We Chinese people have weird ways to eat stuff. Even being a home-grown Chinese sometimes I even do this at some of the stuff our people eat. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ but it has to be true! a REDDITOR said it was a true story!! did no one else notice the half-visible first name of the guy? "Lawre" I thought it was a bit strange that they kept playing this song during the Winter Olympics...in Vancouver. Denny's. A restaurant. Right. You piss from your nipples? Implying 80's songs are boring? And you didn't rape them!? Ugh, it's like when Papa Murphy's raised their prices, 'Our whole menu is a value menu!' Slaves had Walmart money cards!? Shut up and take my soul. This seems a bit sketchy to me You best not pull a Troller It's called Slow Time indeed, plus over here the left lane guy is probably going over the speed limit, and if you wanna pass him or are tailgating him, . Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope. Friend me That looks nothing like a Seahawks logo! ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ That tree in the last picture looks like it has an Gary face looking at that guy. Yeah, but 99% of abortions are because the baby would be *inconvenient*. I'm in Newfoundland. Know where that is? No? Blink don't either - bro, i got this. Skrillex.................. So the dumb whore was making out with a chick in public and now she's pissed that people know she's a lesbo? So you're asking me to choose between 5 hours of work or less than 5 hours of work? More than sadistic... incandescent ** ** Why? what US lizard is deadly? Oh I forgot, people that work 5 hour shifts hate taking breaks. I have you tagged as "semen penis" The Irvine Company has a lot of respect for historical landmarks I'm offended by this. Not all germans love pee. I can imagine the situation "Oh hey how are you? Good good........TOILET HAIR! " ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ -through - empty 40oz full of gasoline One and a half hour video. Yes. I think they do ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ We were doing some research for a research paper in my Geology class, and a girl asks "Why is Wikipedia available if it's not a reliable source?" So are these ALL supposed I be about *cables*? We're not your dogs. Now stop fucking with us. the fuck is wrong with this world? The chair... heh.. am I the only one who opened the photo, thought it was shopped. Read the comments, and opened it again? He is from La Jolla? >Way to perpetuate the "only wants to fuck" stereotype. The fact that that made ANAL_PLUNDERING make this face sold it for me. Dead Space 2, 70.6MB Well, this guys wasn't a *salesman* per se, but he was trying to sell me an idea, in a way. Anyways, just some dude I knew was talking to and somehow the topic of meat came up. He declared himself a vegan to me, and I inquired as to why. His argument: "dude, humans have molars, we're only meant to be herbivores." Look a little closer next time you brush your teeth your friend rob works for national geographic? Verizon rep told my boss that "because 4G downloads stuff faster, it uses less data" when she was trying to justify their capped data plans. I signed on in May when they still had unlimited data, my boss waited until August. I would sacrifice a day of my time just to stand near this display and smack the hell out of anyone that tried to buy that game. Can't tell if poe.. I know, right? I feel like I'm in that really bad gun shop with bitchy employees. At first I was . Then I was like : ) I'm busy What is a crab spider doing under a pillow. Not gonna lie, if my cat died from something like that I would kill whoever was responsible. It's disgusting I have been told by a best buy employee trying to sell me a macbook pro that MACs can process JPEGs faster than PCs, being a programmer, needless to say.. > Me: "Okay.....Can I get your email address?" Customer: "...." Me: "Phone number?" "........... " I bought every issue of that series and a few months later it's not even canon. Fuck. Now I want Taco Bell. Awesome! Yeah, since I wasn't looking for a traditional ring I learned fast to not say the word 'wedding' for any reason under the sun. It always ended in hard up sells and insistence that anything less than a giant diamond in platnium would leave me a bitter and resentful shell of a human being in less than a year. It does, but it also decreases enjoyment of sex. Well, ofcourse it did Dat dubbing Taco? Those are not from Spain, damnit. I'll have what he's having. Yes, I am. GIVE ME A HUG. This happens to me a the time. It even says I have 26 unread messages and there is nothing in my mail. Is it blink hate or what? Fucking weak people. I might need to see these said pics...ya know, for science An appliance salesman once told my family and I that during its washing cycle, a dishwasher will heat the water to somewhere between 75 and 80 degrees fahrenheit I'm the same way with Santa tell him to fap? There is a guy humping in the backround. "you're hotter than helgen" i always see his face as this --> I read "He has an awesome birth defect..." Neil Tyson needs to do another AMA so I can ask him how he feels about that image Full penis removal would decrease the risk of infection and STDs much more effectively. Why stop at circumcision? I demand tons of froggies all over the webpage. A lot of parents (including some I know), when asked why they did it to their boys, will say "so he's like all the other kids and they don't make fun of him." You'd better not really be five. i was that friend Oddly enough, my SO really liked the idea. Notice the sideways jeans boner. The last one. [~~ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ~~](/black) Umm they are *his* films he can do whatever he wants to them..... We have three air conditioners in our home in Kyushu. Not only do they cost through the roof to have connected (just one costs 2,160yen per month), but as soon as the room is heated.... bang, it's cold again..... Wow... so all those years of braces back home mean jack shit here? Dang! .... ...where other systems are one wolf (or many) deciding which sheep they want to eat from their collection My brother said it happens a lot on his drive to work with squirrels. Over the 25 years or so driving to work he said he's probably hit 100 of them. It sucks that most people today wouldn't even know who half those bands are. In fact I once met a girl who didn't know who The Rolling Stones were So hopefully someone can answer this for me. How does one attain Mew without cheats or glitches? According to Bulbapedia, on Red/Blue/Green its only attainable via trade.... Cerveza es Bier? when i saw it i litarrly did a irl really??? Not sure if trolling... TIL the magic mirror is a pedophile. I was expecting a cute panda fucking... Nothing. I was laying down and he decided to run up my back, not realizing that he is the clumsiest cat on earth. He slipped off, and held on for dear life. You posted this in r/movies yesterday why won't this link turn purple Always when I'm ready to go to bed.... Been flashing boobs again? He... sorta looks like mudkip Me either... I'm running on empty at 4am... I should consider sleepy times. Goodnight kind sir/and or madam. Toddlers & Tiaras - All New - Next... this was so hard to read as i have a brother What the..? When did I say it's bad or I care about the number of upvotes? nice try friend You wrote testing buddy That is what I just said, Ma... ce s-a intamplat cu videoul? I've seen this comic before "You are so pretty I just want to cut off your face and wear it like a mask" That's my name. (({ })) Me too Does one of them involve a blow job? Pretty sure this falls under NSFW. Was anyone else expecting the page to just show a gigantic red NO and the Dumb Bitch rage face? That's kinda how I see CoP parking and I live in they city Start with a treehouse, end with a space-airport on top of a tree. Why? I just switched to the seat next to me I am a Greenpeace activist and used to be one of those salesmen from greenpeace... I still can't believe some of the shit some of my coworkers said. " If you use coal energy you support the apartheid in South Africa" this was 2 years ago It's not a Belgrade, it's Sarajevo Bosnia I live there Until someone goes missing. Then the real ''fun'' begins. Yeah, I like gappy walks, that's cool, but fucking stitches. With no anaesthetic. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ummmm, that is a mash up of my full name. Your dog looks sad,frightened. Something bad is in your house, and it wants you outta there. why would you address me as "bro"? Her parents will and say "don't do it again!" ma'am would you like to hold your brand new baby corpse More to the point, what to expect from people who create backronyms? (Yes, you, too, congress. ) Video removed by user Bin laden is the Vice presidente ? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ............... Canada is a State???ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ............. 51 stars?????ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ... Utopia is a country???ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ .... octagon control I'm sure you have happier cats Because it's inconvenient is just as good a reason to murder a baby. I'm a Nord , always have been, that didn't stop me from murderising Ulfric :D And now you're being downvoted. Hey, you're not Sylvatica! Bless her soul... I once tried that to get her to go to class instead of staying home and watching Korean dramas, and she punched a hole in her wall. Easier to let her use the computer and just deal with the when I tell her she can't finish the 2 hour movie she started at the same time I get off work. R u fuking kidding me I've been told that I "clearly don't know what it's like to have a child" if I think that kids don't need a truly painful beating, so I dunno, I think some of these people were actually serious [](/b02 " ") If this is what I think it is, then it's not SFW. Not unlike someone yesterday... Happy birthday, dude! BTW, if you really want to smile today, just turn to Animal Planet and watch The Puppy Bowl. Neither the hardest nor the saddest motherfucker can watch the puppy bowl and not smile....unless they are soulless. However... "Discover your monkeyness" . Monkeys are not apes! You browse 9gag ... It's the very first link in OP . I always thought they were like lights or something, holy fuck. Square??????????? This is xbox.... And a part of UK is still in Spain Why is this being down voted... Taste the Rainbow. Erm... It feels like Warcraft, AND World of Warcraft...? The reason for the " " is is because 2.6% is already below that number. Bodybuilders tend to hit 4% for competitions so healthy can conservatively be put at 5%+. Also, below 5 is hard to get to and hard to maintain. "They fell into the cart" he tells me. The content owner has not made this material available on mobile. I was told by a verizon employee that if my sister was using a Mac computer and that it runs flash fine then her iPhone will run flash as well as if somehow the laptop magically provide flash capability to people who own Mac laptops. I hate Verizon/best buy employees who think they are talking to people who have no idea how technology works. Heaven ,think again on what you write here. 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((ಠ(ಠ_(ಠ_ಠ(ಠ_ಠ) )_ಠ)ಠ)) This was my high school graduation song People always look a little surprised when I tell them I'm currently going for a BS in physics and astronomy, and that I enjoy trying to teach myself programming. It's more of an, "Aww, look, the little girl is doing science!" and I proceed to get dismissed. I can't believe you have a masters degree and don't understand this. Is now when I facepalm? I think I'm having an aneurysm because of this Church My god, it's a fellow oregent Wrong subreddit i wont be able to look at hotdogs the same way > Her parents will and say **"YOU DONE GOOFED"** Yes... That's what I do... the count the amount of up clicks... I have you tagged as "karma whore idiot" If I hear "man up" or "don't be a pussy" one more time, I swear I will make a cracker wish I would "woman the fuck back down". The sad part is... This is true Ok, I know I am the only one here just as it has been for my whole life but, cream cheese and cottage cheese. They don't try and sneak cottage cheese in on you as much as they do with cream cheese which makes me less concerned about accidentally eating it but cream cheese, they put that shit in everything! I love cake, I love all things cake, but I have discovered there is this vile substance knows as cream cheese icing, thank God I discovered it's existence before launching into some delicious cake only to taste cream cheese! Vomiting and horrified crying and drooling would have instantly ensued. I can actually smell frosting and tell if it's lurking in there or not. I also dont like yogurt, it just smells terrible and has no consistency, it's like warm unmelted ice cream that went bad but still isn't liquid... all of these are terrible things IMHO. Ken's body is bleeding into the puppy's food bowl. indeed. Terrelle Pryor? En övernattningslägenhet som kostar 1250000 kronor? Does she have the lyrics written on her arm? Thanks for reminding me about Tiptoes, OP. Vegito is stronger than Gogeta because Pretoria is stronger than the fusion dance *"boobs or i move him closer"* ... Checkmate Christians. Inte säker på om jag ska upvota för att du pekar ut något dåligt på aftonbladet eller downvota för att du faktiskt var på aftonbladet I know where you shop, I've been there. I work at a liquor store and we would have these.. if there was a team in the south what kind of gang says excus me good sir? As someone who lives in Florida, your glass bottle Coke sold here is regular coke with HFCS in glass bottles with a higher markup. Really? How do you "find" it? Do people set their homepage to porn websites? "who are you rooting" I laughed... so I upvoted, but lady gaga was not the first nor the last to have that concept. Reddit Enhancement Suite. Lose a life, get killed by a Keese. Pay the rupees, can't buy a shield if a Like-Like eats it. But 0.15 MR at level 1 is game changing I don't like you . That explains so much. I wonder why none of my doctors have ever told me this? No one tells me anything weak... Does anyone else think Cinderella looks like a man with a wig? I am so glad i was eating garlic prawns on rice when i looked at that... so glad. i saw the baby on the couch, she would prefer that lesser breeders kill "undesirable" pups because otherwise the temptation to sell to dog fighters (think: Michael Vick) might be too high. On the associated wikipedia page, they note: &gt;"Ridgeless puppies shall be culled at birth," the Club points to the cold tap.. 1. Turn on the side of his face(your left) with your practice :). Thanks anyways, Natalie! :). Edit: Just wanted to downvote. That's important work. Dat repost! Are you talking about cannon at rock crabs or people going into cannon? I had someone do this, and get pissed off when it said the universe was 13 billion years old instead of ya know... 6 thousand Shit. I do this too, but only when I'm in bed. Sometimes I'll keep one alternate life for weeks or months before it gets boring and I make up another one. It helps me to fall asleep. But I find when I'm depressed I start imagining myself beaten or stabbed to death and waiting to die. ... Didn't realise how weird that was until now. There Will Be Blood, obviously Does anyone but me think that Cinderella looks like a guy? He said an Alternative2 Mother of god, those selectionists will stop at nothing You really think the worst thing an atheist has ever done is make a You Tube video? Check your fly, your bias is showing. According to the link I see by hovering over it, it's older than the Internet! and it's not WTF in any way . It's just super anti bitch/feminist. You also never replied to that one email I sent... There's a ghost behind steve in the last picture Excuse me, but I think you're mistaken... I know this is ridiculous, but does it not look pretty badass when the cops on horses start moving in It reminds me of the last samurai [megusta.jpg]. And what was with that one guy yelling at the cop? Man put some ice in that whiskey It also says Nook kids you should see my history The fuck. Enjoy not having an attic. Nice try account age 3 hours! Can't tell if middle finger or subliminal penis... You're the guy who got the tattoo on your left thigh! more like SHIT WEEBS SAY Requires a bit of a story. My twin brother and I, when we were...10(?) we went to an ice skating rink thing with an arcade and all that. We were playing air hockey against each other when a black kid (about the same age) went up to us, and forced the puck into my brother's goal every time. I won 10-0. The black kid pointed at me and shouted "BLACK PEOPLE RULE". We're clearly Mexican... I... .______________. I remember how G4 did a documentary on fight clubs and yup, guess what they were all talking about. Your just the worst kind of person Thank you for posting this recipe! When I saw there were hits from reddit, I was like TIL Ms. Bellum's address is 69 Yodelinda Valley (yodel in the valley) Lane. Sometimes it's actually worth it to read the YouTube comments. carnivorous sex This is not what I wanted when I said I wanted beer can chicken. 94% What can be seen cannot be unseen. That made no sense whatsoever Ever heard of columbine? Burnout rate They run the clock in soccer too. I just freaked the fuck and flailed around my room..... thanks... What's awful is when they say, "There is nothing wrong with you! I just like this guy more." and legit mean it. I mean... wtf? So I'm a great guy, good in bed, and still getting dumped? I hate to see what this guy's capable when he's *not* smoking blunts and... wow. Well, that's ooone way to get friendzoned horribly. That's not how a head on crash looks like. Their is something wrong with these people I know it's not serious, but it bugs me that they apparently never realised that being observed IS interaction with things in this reality... I played a little SDM yesterday. Only one other guy in my sqad was the worst camper I've ever seen. Not only did he not move from the window he was in the whole game, he also was nowhere near a high-traffic area and thus got 0 kills. Meanwhile, I tore it up with the ACOG M95. Went on a sick 15 kill streak. A good natured enemy was running a Siga, but i nabbed him with noscopes a few times in a row. He complimented my skills in chat, and I politely thanked him. Moments later I get kicked... The reason? Foul language. My name is Thomas some people even call you the terran killer. HAHA. This... Was from 2009? Why did i not find out about this till now? (I read everything ) Andddd now i'm curious again First, OP Username: This is interesting to know I spend nights at Best Westerns but rarely use their net, now I know what will happen if I decided to. thankyou, looking at the thumbnail of this rage, makes it look even more creepy....... Did you mean to say GIF? Middle guy doing 'dat ass' face ಠ_ಠ Reddit, the personal stalker.. I live very close to there. Good thing I wasn't having sex 18 years ago! At first I Zone of the Enders video game. I was 24. Animal Mother Boobs - they're a political entity now, too. Yes, I even have friends telling me "it's not a big deal". What *is*, then?! Fuck from the ass? Peter Gabriel -So. Yes, I'm old. Three hour drive if you drive like a mad-man. ... NoScopeCumShots We don't even want to talk about the yellow house's... Its not even ripe. think of the drop in prices! ... paranormal activity Norway needs stronger immigration policies. But this guy is an idiot. If anything, he made it more difficult to change immigration policy.....Or maybe, that was his actual goal . American eat McDonald. But this is the only part you have pictures for? ...The fuck, dude. The fuck? Now thanks to you, everybody's googling that. The temparature was -25C (77 degrees). That means no lessons. I was forced to go to school by my parents, because they thought it was -20C (they use a weather app that doesn't even collect data from the local weather station ). do you have an upper lip of steel? yeah it gets pretty bad. I went to school at Mercyhurst so I lived in Erie for 5 years...and as you know there really isn't much to do in erie other than fish or go to cell block I think we both know what I spent most of my time doing so I learned the streams pretty well. Excuse me! You seem to have missed an accent rated V for... vegan friendly? ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ What are you planning? You're not alone ... Rory seems a bit more... **a** white? Top 8 masters of a brand new division I have a great business plan: All we need is a hugely talented programmer who can do it all for us and we will have the new reddit in about 3 weeks. Who's in? Yeah! Re-release old games. Again! That's the way forward. Hell, maybe if I put some swear words into my presentation people will agree. FUCK YEAH SHITBALLS BITCHFROG ETC!! ...Jack off sleeves Well it worked. "Unslaad Krosis" Means "Unending Sorrow". Note that this was at around 5pm and that I put eyeliner on at about 10am, it's called routine and looking presentable even if it is for yourself. Why does my eyeliner raise so much concern to you people Ai fi surprins... Am cativa colegi care vin de la scoli medii din Bulgaria si din ce mi-au povestit nu stau chiar asa rau. (3 / 4 ani la cel mai bun liceu din judet i-am petrecut intr-un fost dormitor de internat care avea rolul de sala de clasa pentru ca aparent nu se gaseau fonduri pentru renovarea corpului vechi ) Man Goo? Hey! as a betta lover.. these people piss me off.. petsmart.. It was wispy on the show "After the *24-hour-a-day drilling work* is over, scientists are to take samples of lake water *which penetrates through the crack.*" Must... Resist... Sex joke.... Random knobhead in the crowd flashing lasers That chick is quite annoying. Does he also wear shirts and talk about how things used to be cheaper when he was younger?? Then so did Terry Why are you raping the poor horse statue? Reread the title Those wheels... Nice > don't just say "Oh I like that too! Hahahahahahha we're so alike!" That's fucking annoying. I can't up vote this enough. The only problem is, when they hear the fan, they know you're pinching a loaf. So they probably huddle by the door to scrutinize your every plop and splash. At least...that's what goes on in my mind... My family used to enjoy burning Native Americans. Can't help but think, if all this futuristic tech is available to average people, what the fuck NASA must be using then? My issue there is I'm installing themes from ithemesky.com. Which doesn't have a repo/section on Cydia to my knowledge. And well frankly the sections on Cydia are horrible to navigate . Thanks for the help so far. I'll try some stuff out. Yikes...Imagine if that thing clamped down on your finger If I lived near the ocean I would most definitely poach lobsters haha...that thing is massive though! were the claws nice and meaty? I had a lobster from the grocery store about that size and the claws only had little chunks of meat in them and the rest were hollow...man was I pissed...15 bucks a pound for chitin... > I'm loving how people regard being gay = horrible abuse. racism? I tried to press Escape to get away from fullscreen, then I realised I wasn't watching the stream. Having a chimney fire can often crack the flu tile, and if there are any cracks in the tile, bricks, mortar joints(in the smoke chamber) then that is a potential risk for a house fire SO.. I see that you exist. Pray to your god we never meet. I am the Shadow Warrior Only 2 hours? Always shaco. You think that's bad, I got a friend who takes his laptop with him seriously.... five days ago... I'm not on 9gag so its nice to see it on reddit I don't even speak German but I know what that means. So ya posted it on the internet ... WTF. Episode 1 Apparently the majority of reddit is okay with this. Not revealing his actual email address, but it had maniac in it oh my god,i woke up i found this went from 1 upvote to 802 Give her a lick? What's with all the Bosnians these last couple of days? And here I thought I was special *Old* Westerns? Young Guns was released in 1988. Get off my lawn They also 9/10 times dont even read a page of the bills they vote for. Really is scary. I always remember a quote by one of them, forget who it was (someone can correct the name) though said, " We need to pass these bills to find out whats in them." Sneaky long objects, they always stand around when you're running through the house naked It asks for my username and password, not sure if I should trust or not... Oh? OH! AWWW MAN! She lives in Kuwait so im pretty fuckin' sure its brave mothafuckin' purr purr baby! (Ok i don't know why i wrote that last sentence ) Yes... because science and shit like that are just more religions... ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ You couldn't find water to wash yourself with, next to an OCEAN ?! This is not a subreddit I puked a little in my mouth thanks I don't really get the fascination with Ambien. Take drug, black out, do potentially stupid or dangerous things. Sounds like a good time. As a Giants and Real Madrid fan, . After Reddit, crotch fruits automatically made my mind go to jolly ranchers. She deleted it Could your pictures be any worse? But how are they courageous unless they willingly contract the disease? All the answers in this thread are just examples of the OP's original question Karma isn't worthless, It's based off the same thing federal reserve notes are!! (this is from a huge hippy type) That we are seeing a surge in the popularity of gluten free baked goods because "We are only born with a certain amount of the enzymes required to break down gluten, and people are starting to run out" All your life? Y u no take picture from the same angle?ლ( ლ) Why is it that every time I see your comments they're like this one? The website is at the bottom of the image. Don't tell me that a Harem will be bad!! Anime says its fucking awesome! I wanna make love to a young school boy The Red Wings? Apparently you did not read the article. Smoking a hooka (shisha) out in public. People can get sketched out, but there's nothing illegal about it. Unless you are in one of those parks where it is illegal to smoke anything (I'm looking at you, San Francisco ). And don't even get me started on lillypads... Good observation anal_penetration Because mobile phone data is just like Jews. do what i do, wait until the game has been out for a year and it's generally like 50% less... unless it's a fucking mario game Digg I have mixed feelings about Drizzt. I enjoyed the character, but I would like to have a campaign with a PC Drow that doesn't seem like a complete rip off of the character Gypsies *aren't* Finnish people And when all you have is a hammer, everything starts to look like a nail. That's what you're supposed to do How does pound cake count?thats like me saying cookies disgust a lot of folks...... dont you dare say they do Take that back!,butter and sugar on grits gross?...ever had oatmeal? Poor trigger discipline with a loaded firearm from one girl and Mexican carry in sweat pants or the "plaxico carry" style on the other. Well done sir. Oh, shit So you took advantage of an emotionally distressed girl, obviously traumatized by a previous rape, who was so drunk she had puked twice and forgotten her shoes? Bravo...Bravo.....you must feel like quite the man..... Hey, I like turtles Stupid fucking lightning chipmunk That's what I thought at first, but [DWD](/b " 'For the Night's Watch' ") I appreciate the lack of condescension in this last post (except that last line ). It makes it a lot easier to read. It appears my google is trolling me, that didn't appear and I near enough type that word for word... "Very low to Unplayable" . But I can run GW1 just fine maxed on my Quadro 570M (similar to 8600M). Aion, Rift, no problems. Except, 15 swedish miles is 150km . Was so confused when i first came here. Problems with "**sum**" stupid people... Yes, this is retarded. I had a pantheon who just got our own blue come steal my blue from the enemy jungle. I was cass Wait...imgur deletes pictures if they aren't viewed enough? Why am I switching to Imgur from Photobucket then? goldfish have a 3 second memory, if you still believe that well, it loads decently for me. Needs some mayo Well, you aren't the first one (so take a number and stay in line!) Both she and I received plenty of s in Michigan and in Washington states while we were dating. She ended up marrying someone else last April (to a white dude, but not the one that scolded her on sushi). *you're photobucket I was a misdemeanor bad roomie for the first few weeks of college. For whatever reason, I hadn't comprehended that everyone in the suite is supposed to buy their own shampoo/body wash, and I just used whatever was in there until a roomie asked about it and made a "You need to buy your own stuff, dummy." When I was 16, this girl snuck out of her parents house at night where I picked her up with my truck. She gets in and says, "Jesus is the reason for the season!" I was like Not the same person All those who actually speak french... The quote is actually, "Show them the MEDAL (singular) I won!" At which point Kif points to the medal on Zapp's chest. Also, this quote is from a different episode than the one in the screenshot. Nice try though. Still....kinda...funny..... I felt weird giving you the 69th upvote I already did. Have you tried using a numbing cream? Also, these guys saying, "Now you know what it's like to be a guy", there's a difference between being horny all the time and having random, uncontrollable orgasms all the time. Strange, I just gave him the 69th upvote too.. No, I am looking for friends too. But I just read some of your comments and I honestly do not know what to think of some of them. lol A bit strange my friend. Plus, straight men seem to have a hard time just being friends with me. I am SO gay, but for some reason they think they can change my mind or something. Didn't those start here months ago? I want to nuke my newsfeed right now. Who the hell created that group yeah i have this! Why in fuck are you being downvoted Those *are* quite nice, but he's asking $400-$600. I came here to say the same thing. It better not be WaWa In Florida and a few other states, it's legal for first cousins to marry. That's the one thing I learned in my brief stint as a legal studies major. What's a Floppy Drive Manga Stream. > They still have slaves in Africa. I don't see people getting rich. Revives? Of course they don't share many similarities. Why the hell would anyone buy it otherwise It's beautiful, that's all you should need to know, and if you melt it down and call it art we wil never forgive you I hate orange. I can stand it or even like it when it's in few different shades and combined with pinks, yellows, and/or reds, or if it's light tangerine orange, but some darker shades of orange just make me ಠ_ಠ - especially when i see it on people, or even worse - when people paint their walls orange. I JUST DON'T GET IT, why would anyone want to have their walls orange ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ^_ಠ That's just mean That's more effective than using Splash in a battle I looked at it for a minute. Didn't get it. Looked again. I read that as furries Skrillex.... Biddle? That's a name... He killed Jose Chavez and Samuel Rodriguez. Jerry is a lean mean Hispanic-killing machine ლ( ლ) Better not have used Harden. I'm curious as to why you have a rule for this... Awesome find. I love my copy. And hey... That's not bad for a VG. I just received a record in the mail and the jacket is slightly worse. It was supposed to be NM Scatta * Thats what happend to me. I have the ps3 version, but with 92 hours of game it became unplayable. So i bought the steam version, but my pc cant handle it. Now im buying a new pc! I tried to feel this when I first read it, and then I realized how stupid I was. Then I opened it up on another computer just now and tried to feel it again. Or gore porn . Check out /r/spacedicks. never saw one It must just be that one place on the map. Because I swear I was in that exact location when I was attacked by exactly that configuration of mobs. big time rush hashtag... Ok ill play this game Troll. :/ the ad is using stereotypes of "Asian" (whatever the fuck that means) people in general that are common memes among hate groups. The most obvious one is the broken engrish pronunciation of the last name Stabenow as Spenditnow, you know cause "all those slant eyes all talk like that" What does this have to do with the iPhone specifically? BTW, this was taken in Georgia 2/3 to Wall St at 9:15 was painful. J/Z to Chinatown at noon was even worse. Took me like 5 minutes to leave fucking Canal St station because of the amount of people that just wouldn't move. So much rage. ** ** there's a reason he ends with I read "rotting" at rather then "rioting" for a moment sarcastic? WinMo Siphoning karmies off of other people Graduated several years ago, but yeah, live near Sandhills. It is not really that interesting... Not for Reddit... Goddamn it. *Just* failed No-Fap February. **Why didn't you tag NSFW.** yeah because you're a black female this video is relevant to you. Obviously shopped. I try to keep my car safe, but some jackass in my office's parking lot decided to back into my car. I probably work in the same department as him (or her)... First sentence: I was very hot. then...than... The title makes it seems as if he's still growing At a bar, he came up to me and, without introducing himself at all, said "Hey, my girlfriend and I think you're hot, so what do you say to a threesome?" You magnificent bastard. Read Vigan and understood it like you were asking if he was Vegan. Wtf. Holy crap look how tiny that girls pupils are Shes demented. I out grew mine waiting for the picture to load. I don't know, there are some weird laws. our* I apologize for the male gender... some of these comments... Everything was accurate, except that a girl wouldn't leave her girlfriend who's doing shots surrounded by 12 guys to hook up. > Couldn't you have called the cops on this guy? or maybe she was eating a lightsaber Didn't your doctor tell you not to do any strenuous activity for two weeks? Cannot unsee "And keep the news free and fair and balanced, as they do on Fox"... 'Tis a shame WoW hasn't been anything to sneeze at in 2 years, I'd probably be more entertained by this. I've been super bitter towards Blizzard since post-Ulduar ** ** But shrimp and crab are not fish 21? Thats a pretty massive vacation group. And dont even try to lie to me. You're just passing *through* California. You're going to see a donkey show aren't you Honestly, before I looked at the title properly and looked at the picture I thought you were an mtf, and I thought to myself "oh I'm so sorry chick but no..." and then I re-read the title and saw it said ftm not mtf and I was like "wait, what? " and had to look at the picture again. Even typing this I've looked back at the title 5 times to make sure it said "ftm", lmao. Right on, dude! :D yes well I've lived in Oshawa all my life . I've taken the Oshawa transit for almost ten years now it's not getting any better. I can tell what bus I'm on by the graffiti on the back of the seat in front of me....sad. But they put tape on the straw, so it's ok... Did anyone else notice the advertisements below those pictures Jolly Rancher shit what an exciting game to watch. the radio announcer in the 3rd, when both teams were getting shots to fall, jokingly said the first team to miss loses. right after that david lee missed a shot I would be lucky to be able to rage over fast-growing hair. I don't like where this is going Exactly---some cats just like to perch. When our cat went from covered litter box to open, he would still just perch on the edge of the big open one and then tip the whole thing over . We also just started the toilet training since he seems to be a prime candidate for it with his love of perching. Show was awesome man! Confetti canons and everything! But yeah I'm probably going to skip the Aoki and go straight for Dadalife and Ruski and Nero at myth! Well see, I think Nero is on a Monday Yuck. I'm a heterosexual girl so not so much eye candy for me but god damn it I wish I could do my eye makeup like that. I'd be all . I thought you were talking about your penis Already posted this before, but here goes. Just a couple weeks ago I got a call at 4 AM on Sunday morning. The caller was a guy from my middle school, who was drunk off his ass. I haven't seen him since we graduated from middle school, which was about 6 years ago. What's even weirder, I have no idea how he could've gotten my phone number because even though I have it listed on Facebook, you have to be my friend to see it, which he wasn't. He then proceeded to tell me that we should have sex because of this one time in gym class he got a boner because of me Yep, Bowdoin College has one called Bowdoin Problems. I'm pretty sure the creator got the idea from our subreddit. That because I work with computers I am a sweaty overweight dude that faps to hentai. Can't tell if serious.. HA! I have better accuracy than you HOH >Why is it every time I see you around, you honor your username? Nebraska's concept is a helmet with a helmet on it. As a female college student apparently I'm supposed to be getting naked with my friends and shaking our boobs at each other every other night as we get wasted and then three couples have sex in the same room and like, give each other high fives during and swap partners. Wires.... So many Wires I feel like I stared at this for too long Yeah...I don't think that's true. My parents told me that I wasn't an accident I just showed up earlier than expected... Of course, there is nothing more scientific than a telephone survey Troll science Tiempo De Aventura* Tiempo De Aventura* "Hora De Aventura" is "Adventure Hour". Chewbacca is scary as shit... Not sure if he wants to live with a felon. It freakin' rained. That was a complete Rickroll Nope, people here think he is Jim Plunkett. The guitar is not plugged in . Regardless brilliantly amazing! I'll upvote you for explaining this. But if that's what he actually meant then... I put it in like 3 subreddits It looks like he's duck-faced I disliked Half Life 2 before it was cool. Because it was never cool to dislike Half Life 2. The memes sure caught on like fire last night... The one time I left my stuff in a study lounge to use the bathroom, a police officer left a note saying "Don't leave your stuff out while you're away or someone could take it." I caught my cousin masterbating to naked pictures of his sister when we were younger That links to a site that sells viagra I almost didn't click because of this warning My mom thinks everything is Starcraft. I'm playing Skyrim and she sees the lack of mass unit control and she goes "Playing Starcraft again?" Don't you know that Greenland has vast oil reserves in undeveloped fields? What kind of computer do you have? Somewhat related: I had a friend in college who thought only humans had vaginas. We were watching some show and one of the characters mentioned a dog giving birth from its vagina. My friend bursts out laughing and exclaims "Dog don't have vaginas!". We all gave him the look and I then spent the next hour googling dog vaginas to prove him wrong. He still thinks they poop they're babies. This... is my default "I'm not focusing on something important" state. I was unaware that it is not normal. And here comes the creepiness. Did i say it was a good prediction or just a prediction? Is it mandatory for guys to take off their shirts when they take pictures of themselves? I went to press the downvote button on at least 5 of them before my brain processed that I was on Facebook and not Reddit. But some of them were pretty good. My roommate made one that really only applies to herself... "earned the right" to be your priority? Isn't your wife considered a priority automatically by the very act of marrying her? Improper use of successful black man So true. She's not *getting* prettier, she's always been pretty. Sonic is a protector of innocent creatures I once flew Air France out of Philly to Paris when I was headed to study-abroad. Delicious salmon, rice, vegetables, etc. Free drinks/wine/beer. Several months later, I am at the airport ready to come back to the states... turns out there was some kind of merger which created "Sky Team." My Air France flight was now "operated" by Delta. My return-home meal: microwavable pizza. Then I hate you. Why the look? ** ** We once had a survey come back with a negative score because the user didn't get his paycheck on time. On a more serious note, Rousimar Palhares's name confused the fuck out of me. I kept hearing Mike Goldberg talk about this Paul Harris guy, wondering why he's using someone's full name all of a sudden. Later on I was even more perplexed to know Brazilians had names like Paul Harris. It all made so much sense later Why do I have you tagged as "Sister Masturbates"? take the puppies, take the robot, but you leave me with my monkey What if that's what Leslie tries to do for Ron's birthday? Imperial scum Those eyes......it like its looking at my very soul . I'm freaking man. I paid full price 3 days ago. It's best that I don't repeat it Is this where the peeing logos come from ? "Michael Vangelo" As a vegetarian I avoid North American McDonald's altogether, as their version of a "vegetarian burger" is a big Mac without the meat. It'd been good, if it were yourself that made that story I believe it was I who said that. duh, I'm ** ** in myself. Thanks What's with the quotes in Social Sciences? BYU When this happens to me, I take pleasure in giving them a quick and start walking in a different direction, leaving them there to look awkward by themselves. Why was posted on r/drifting ? The Infographic says "In places like Labrador and Nova Scotia". Is there mummering in Nova Scotia? Lived here all my life and never seen it. The University of Iowa > Just as much as it is racism to feel the same way about colored people. So we have YOU guys to blame, eh? It hit NYU about two days ago. Now my feed is filled with several quite funny memes, and a shitton of misused ones. And I don't give one fuck. I was playing demolition today, planted both of the bombs, and was second on the team. I got the last kill defending the bomb with my riot shield, and I go "heh, got the last kill" And he says well you still went 3 and 7. Made me go . And it is kids like that guy that make me hate objective based games and we lose cause nobody plays the damn objective. Haven't installed or deleted anything . At first I thought it was the theme but even after turning it off nothing... I was fortunate enough to have both, but was unlucky enough to have the dancing Jar-Jar one too... I didn't ask for this. he sang to me and played the guitar. he kinda sucked. then he stopped and told me to stroke the guitar "as if it were my cock." That would explain the diabetes I was just going over the meme page and like 1/10 are actually done properly... No clue where that is from IRL... but... dat url... A guy that I will soon be doing an internship with and living near messaged me on facebook to introduce himself. After a normal, "hello, how are you," exchange he tells me I am very attractive and immediately launches into a barrage of Twisted Metal 4 questions. I said I don't play the game, and he sends me a link to a gameplay video and the wikipedia page. I politely try to steer the conversation away from the game by asking if he will be flying or driving to our destination. He says (all quotes are copy/pasted), "Flying. I fly out of oregon and go to NJ and then fly to florida. my grandma was saying we could had gone to DC and I said we could visit the president and say goodbye obama, Ron Paul will be in office." Then sends another video of Twisted Metal gameplay. I try to lol the fuck out of there and he says, "I am gonna try to get muscular so I can have girls be over me. I already have a list of girls I am interested in the program. and Ill have a pretty interesting grocery list. but we can go to that one tour and we can hang at the parks." I tell him that since I have a boyfriend, any hanging out we do will be as 'just friends'. He says "yeah,never been to wdw [Walt Disney World], ive been to California. Never been to California since Gray Davis was in office and that was a long time ago. yeah. I think its badass you had a hollywood actor for governor. he married in the right family. He married a president's neice and was well known so thats how he got the job. I wanted the ebay woman to win the governors race." Its eyes look human now that was posted already Was reading and started... hmmm, then , followed by a OOOooohh! InTrade markets give Paul a 2.3% chance of receiving the nomination. ** ** Keep in mind that people frequently report the moon as a UFO. "Slightly" Why does that make me want to picks herbs? WoW has ruined me! Cadenas. get out immediately I dunno man. That sounds kind of scary. I always get mild pain in the lower back.. but upper back and in the spine? not quite the same, but a couple of times le gay, liberal moi had to act as if I were a "moderate republican" around some of my dad's hunting buddies just so there wouldn't be friction. these were hardcore "nobama's a muslin commie" types (my dad is not btw, but good hunting leases can be hard to come by...) Your game opens to two dead stripped down Storm-cloaks awkwardly groping a Frostbite spider. What do you mean *was*? Should have asked her how do people have siblings since after sex your dick explodes...... What the hell kind of weed have you been smoking? Sure seems like it True, and I know the debate of what is and what isn't WTF is definitely heated here. But I guess if you think or spout out WTF at something that makes you go then its grounds for WTF. They're not sprinting thank you. definitely all of the information needed with that comment. This is happening everywhere, my high school now has its own "Meme Page" Let's say we all get frustrated for around 5 seconds after being back stabbed, that comes out as 12 hours of frustration. People constantly saying EVERYTHING is "Awkward" or "Intense" an arrow> Oh god why... ლ( ლ) This isn't fair to my heartstrings. What the fuck did I read? Or do you just copy and paste it? 404'd Ok. I'm watchin' you. Why would you tatto the middle of your ch... Trop cons pour apprendre une autre langue? Ennemi héréditaire...? Je préfère être fier et confiant dans mon peuple qu'haineux et revanchard et pas qu'un brin raciste. At least with Santorum we don't have to worry about gay corporations getting married. Avoid girls named Lolita, for one. Welp, better hurry up and get it while the gettin' is still good. >All of them on ps3 worked for me. I platinumed the game then switched to PC and came at the graphics bro and will never go back. Except for DLC trophies. What does "plot" mean in this context ? Guess they want you to choose between bridge tolls getting out of NJ, or taking your chances on US-1! Ryan is currently based in Vancouver, Canada specializing in Erotic Nude Photography > Trop cons pour apprendre une autre langue? Ennemi héréditaire...? Je préfère être fier et confiant dans mon peuple qu'haineux et revanchard et pas qu'un brin raciste. I feel you bro. Though if I recall correctly, I just made a break for it and that worked just as well. After the fact, I found out what I was *supposed* to do O geez.. That was painful. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ The ultimate 8 years?! Sometimes when my daddy touches me, I feel sad. I love using that face, even though its in the wrong context. I'm good bro, if you wanna talk about feelings, your more than welcome too, as long as you acknowledge I'm a girl. I'm willing to give people proof. Naruto and Sasuke fight. Sasuke kills Naruto. The end. No conclusion to the war, no Naruto becoming Hokage, nothing. 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I saw that, so I switched to the EU server for some serious play. There I was confronted with an all-huntsman enemy team. No, my post isn't the piece of shit here. I do very well, and would like to not waste my time in hotels if I can be improving myself. There is more to karma than these reddit upvotes. So either respond with good intentions, or eat a thick hearty bowl of dick stew. I read that as, "Panties for hosting" lol -Stares back- ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ "IAMA Guy who does casual anal stretches at night" For the love of your cat, please remove the hartz flea collar. Hartz kills cats, not fleas. >my dad likes to Photoshop himself into movies and movie posters. This is the result. Ya know, you say " ", but it's actually true. There have been studies showing kids who grew up on farms playing in the dirt and horseshit have much healthier immune systems than their hand-sanitizing urban counterparts. DICKS COVERED IN SHIT OR GTFO!!!! Spoiler alert. ** ** I like the skin, but I don't think you understand that means, "a look of disapproval" HOW COULD YOU DISAPPROVE OF THIS AWESOME SKIN?!?!?!?! You better share The T-54 nearly died from that drop at ~0:25? Leave it to reddit to down vote someone's opinion on where **they** like to sit The 3rd Birthday. This is constantly happening. Or Canadian Righhttt... Your boss.... losing all control of their anus for several hours "minor side effects" And generates karma what a clever bot sorry to be cliche but They called him a pop star She doesn't look like this anymore. Man her boobs were perfect. I have no idea what you're talking about. ....good show She's choosing to act out her stupid lifestyle on TV, so don't you dare judge her! What does this have to do with the original post?? The original post had the face, not •_• Furthermore, LoL is a direct copy of DotA trying to get fans by doing shit like this. I can't believe a post from this weird/boring subreddit is on the front page ** ** redditor for four minutes. Please tell me you washed your hands after eating those wings >no spaghetti Dog, simply because I know it can be done without harm. We could tell just from looking at your name I...what... I think we're allergic to Kansas. The first thing my brain said was "wow she's beautiful," then I remembered the scene that's from, and my brain said "ಠ_ಠ don't get a boner " I read "Inappropriate places to hit women" thats the part that made you , did you bother reading the next little tidbit? ever think if you stopped destroying nature it'd stop trying to destroy you? So you're contradicting yourself by saying will do work for free, but the moment its commercialized its payment. How do I avoid doing homework through the night now? its a self post That.was.horrible. ಠ_ಠ_ I would turn off the TV and read a few books so that next time I would avoid spelling the word "cabin" incorrectly. indeed Does someone actually think Kennen has a spell that doubles his movespeed and makes him invulnerable for three seconds? Fuck no. I have an intense fear of puking, so doing something that even has a small chance of making me vomit uncontrollably is out of the question. You can disable phone for life. Go to apple and claim phone stolen. Once it connects I iTunes no matter what they do it will say "phone is disabled ". If they contact apple there is a slight chance you get your phone back. There are ways of bypassing this but at least you can make it tough. What is wrong with that guy with his blue aura I don't How is that graph gradually declining when the site has been shutdown completely? How could someone upvote this thread? It doesn't even have a drop Reddit's not even on the dropdown knot? "Percentage of men who say they would have an affair if they knew they would never get caught: 74%" ....... fuck, that is depressing, guess it's almost guaranteed. People suck. Yeah, marginalia are great, but underlining really ought to be done with a ruler, not freehand (and imo preferably with a pencil, too). It really doesn't take more time, and it's easier to come back to those important bits when you don't need to decipher the text through squiggly, uneven pencil (or whatever) lines. I quite like reading texts that have the main points already highlighted as long as it's done neatly, but most people are just sloppy. Also, their bikinis are sometimes more revealing than the underwear they wear. Seriously women. I'm so glad i didn't go to highschool with you > Actually I think you're just sucking Namecheap.com cock here With what flow? I didnt sign up to be mike rowe when i joined solo queue Come now. Although I do very much dislike the quick sand spots referral... Well, my imagination is going way too far for me on this one. Physics class, right hand rule: "You guys are going to be using your right hands a lot in this class" It's wired though, it clearly says so. Daily Mail AD fails and my Support Janna is suddenly "dat fucking noob Janna who never heals." But.. action movies? My first rectal exam was a sneak attack. I was in the ER and the doctor walked in and said "alright roll on your side, I need to check you out." Not know what he was referring to but in too much pain to ask, I assumed the position. About ten seconds later I felt a sharp pain in my ass . What classes? ... you better be taking at least 1 science class Looks like someone already vaped it, then attempted to smoke the right nug but didn't finish it. > ლ( ლ) You want tf2 items and don't know what a key is? First time I've ever clicked into the comments to get a link for more details and it's not the first comment. for now its futile cheers from up 295 in baltimore! I used to work at washington hospital center....never again Why bother going outside? Ginsoo. I see what you did there... One of whom was voiced by a well-known black actress. Way to go, Disney What was once broken can be reforged. And the breakers can get their faces smashed in . The Facebook picture, you know, the thing OP posted? no more gishkis until fucking july? Yes, lets not legally obtain out software. A at you sir. THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS! I read 2. as Take wife to velociraptor. HEY EVERYONE! Downvote lext! Down with 50+ traders! I guess you hunt animals for skin to build the tent with? first of all, don't call them the "first 3" (haha jk...but seriously ) When I ride the skytrain with someone, I sometimes ask them to pull the stop request for the next stop. Their hand usually gets half way up before I get a look. So having an invisible statue is special treatment, but having a real statue isn't? "High-Tech" What about the not serious ones. The lame thing is they always start at the highest amount and don't seem to go case-by-case. I got caught with < 1 gram in 2010 and they started at $1000 **plus loss of license**. I spent a good amount on a shitty lawyer and got it reduced to $500 and no loss of license, but still plead guilty. All for < 1 gram. Artist was Redditing Print an entire website and put it into a binder so my boss could read it later. 4th picture down... I hate all these comments... I'm in Florida and with all my windows open it's still 80 right now in february You can always put more clothes on, you can only take so much off... thats a guarenteed contract, if the point was that for every fuck that was significantly longer than 85 seconds, there had to be several that were shorter than 85 seconds to balance it out, I don't think that really discredits the " Stockholm" at all. So this answer implies that men should be prosecuted for rape without any evidence I can't think of an explanation for this being uttered that doesn't end in me going Oh go away. He meant de jure 'intensive purposes' I was quoting Family Guy Meanwhile in the unnecessarily long WOW support ticket queue: exploding hollow points Real personal my family calls it my ballet class We don't know their end game yet. They might be buttering us up for the imminent takeover. Womyn How did you hit the floor with an uppercut? Watching the view?? ...we have a sports team? Username Oh my god, bonzibuddy? That thing is from hell. I Finally convinced my aunt to upgrade her computer About 2 years ago. She was using a PC with 64 MB Ram running windows 98. every time a doorbell rings when a pizza commercial comes on my dog goes crazy. we don't even have a doorbell France's reaction: creepy as always.. how can her lore mentions that she was a deity before?! orh.. blame warwick for making her so miserable. This happened to me with English writing test, pretty straight forward formal letter but still got shit mark for it Also, Microsoft doesn't understand the difference between KB and KiB. Explorer uses kibibytes for file sizes, but it calls then kilobytes. What the fucking fuck did I just watch? Enjoy your $1000 Izhmash You don't get it. He is a skull that's on fire and he uses chains.you just don't get how awesome that is. I know some people who don't use any screws. ( ) "Welcome to the internet" ( )~--■-■ I have the weirdest boner right now. Bunch of weeners using this as an excuse to get upset over carnal knowledge laws...pathetic, just control your junk, can't tell developed from undeveloped or just beleive it's unfair coz you can't tell your weenie no? Plenty of fish, but Oh, you loved her ( ) Y U NO credit the site that made this? Yes throwing glitter is exactly like pointing a deadly weapon at someone I just tried to order 5 sets to Canada, and the price changed from $19.99 to $24.99 as soon as I was redirected to PayPal. The current exchange rate is 1 CAD = 1.0049 USD ME STA Your retarded I googled myself and all I got was this stain in my pants... This is some shit I'd expect UVA students to be saying As in the rage pose, I don't have a mustache. Don't give me the look of disapproval, sir. i thought this was only me.. If you burn or destroy you iPhone or any apple product. The Chinese or lesser being that made the phone died for no reason. Even a more worse fate. yeah all shops are supposedly open at 8, but he meanders up to his shop sometime around 9. That looks more like Shadow, Chance is black and white....so is Sassy, for that matter Yo dawg! I heard you like tramp stamps so I put a tramp stamp on your tramp stamp. fluent English my ass This is brilliant. She could take the number 00 in honor of I get "You look like my past 4 girlfriends!" a lot. JESUS CHRIST! THIS ISN'T EVEN A FWP! WHERE IS THE PROBLEM!!! NOWHERE ╯ Fucking Newfags! That was fantastic. It was really depressing to see the few comments who managed to read (or maybe not read it) and conclude you just don't want people to get paid for their work. The one guy who said something along the lines of "so your boss can just say he's not paying you for the work your did?!?!" You covered this so I can only assume they didn't read or understand the concepts. Nobody can reading comprehension. Useless test/skill! scumbag logic teacher: "I teach logic, muthafucker!" - proceeds to steal the guy's case. That cross in her chest, They're called implant body modifications or "Transdermals". Seriously, I thought Redditors were a bit more educated than this. I don't get the France one Stop. This is NOT where it started. cruising /r/wtf not expecting NSFW interesting indeed. i guess i could shoot an email over to blue diamond to try to find out WTF. I meant unsubscribe from everyone's comments and likes "You will single-handedly have done more damage to Scotland than virtually any event in Scottish history." ( ) "I guess that's what you'd call a..." ( )>--■-■ > carmex Get that magnet away from the LCD screen!!! (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ I definitely saw this on /r/new last night........ You'll pickle your liver but you won't take aspirin? "Memebase" > The Truth Ministry? That sounds dangerously close to The Ministry of Truth. I got the word twilight, and I typed Bella. wtf you talking about? That cat is sitting like a cat! A furby for me eighth birthday for the imgur title, i must Bidness? its weird seeing the Laker home yellow jersey at the Boston Garden There's an option to insert the look of disapproval?! Now I can finally erase that note from my notes app that just says " ". Kobe hasn't taken a shot Damn it people, not everything has to have "America" in it. I'm complaining about the fact that the meme is misused... Gained 25 pounds. And while it is actually on television we only get three episodes. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ sorry man had to try it out ...... But... But... Touche ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Yea, I just walked on by but not without giving this look: (╯ ）╯ ┻━┻ Pokemon Yellow. Refuses to drink coffee on the grounds that it is a drug, seems to think jacking off in a public restroom is perfectly acceptable behaviour. "plenty of juice left in it." I meant playing with beads and lotion WITH YOUR HANDS... My friends did this to me and the guy who sits next to me liked it...and it wasn't about penis it was "I'm really confused about my sexuality right now". You mean ''The Doctor''. Don't make me get my whovians over here now. Fine. Did you have to post this? oh well. I'll still upvote ya Whether the magnet is an "earth magnet" has nothing to do with whether or not it effects electronics. You people? The chick looks exactly like Lexi Belle You can't escape cats on reddit He really believes USA is first What's worse is when people think they are longer than they actually are, and basically end up pissing all over the floor and the seat. If you are hung like a girl, sit down and piss like one [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ )̲̅$̲̅] Don't worry, it happens at every sub joint. Even Subway does that to me and then I do this: Ms. Davalos? I think when you put in "humpy" you get a verb instead of a name of a character. Hahah, they're all waiting for the punchline too. A circle jerk. You'll feel fine, just go watch another one...I recognized the couch before it fully loaded. Deep Glamor ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Your search - [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ )̲̅$̲̅] - did not match any documents. What do you mean "bare with it"? Step #1.) Put down the book ...what yeah, way to advance the private school stereotype. This is how I feel with manga, except for some it's more like wiat a week, then wait 3 days, then 3 weeks, back to a week... What the shit? I agree. This could use a NSFW/NSFL tag "in it"? So she had a 26 foot long rope up her butt? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ( ) We still have r/ClopClop... . This same couch came with my furnished apartment That's like saying you can fuck but not have sex. You've got heart kid, I'll gi( )ve you that. "Ten things" I was sort of right. He is definitely on par with any other APs with decent lategames it's just that he is a caster-carry but lacking the endgame hyperscaling of an actual carry. Also I have to point out that I never said Ryze's early game weak. They charge to get in... Wow. This is really amazing. I'm a 2-D artist. This made me feel very..... Slacker-y. I should paint more. The Asian on the right all fun and games until they get out the nails and scotch tape The last story i heard 10 years ago form my mom... >*compile* matlab unexamined* wtf did i just see I thought it meant his interest dips at run-time. This is a poor chart. Even in my senior year of high school, our teachers treated us like that. That stuff'll kill ya! I didn't know it could cause AIDS though >Please stop declaring your opinions as universal truth. C+ ? This prank is not exclusive to Japan. In South Korea, it is known as 똥침 which may be romanized as ttong chim, dong chim or ddong chim. The term may be roughly translated to "poop needle". ** ** Ditto I made it myself Haha yes he got scammed pretty hard in that trade. And sorry to break the wall here, but, truth be told, all he got was axtinguishers because the caption would have run way too long if he would have received an assortment of strange festive flamethrowers and vintage merryweathers no shit. Simply put: At first I was like ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ " I'm going to be swamped with homework for the rest of the semester, so I won't be able to give you the attention you deserve, so I think it'd be in your best interest to date other guys." was what I was told after dating a guy for 4 months. I was job shadowing a teacher at his school, so I still saw him every day for a few weeks after we broke up. And I totally noticed how he started hanging all over this other chick THE VERY NEXT DAY. #### * <----------- ENTER NUMBER OF DOMAINS THAT GODADDY SHOULD LOOSE HERE my dad makes a point of never calling it brazilian jujitsu. Instead he calls it venezualan karate, bolivian judo, chilean aikido...you get the idea I realy want to be sarcastic, please tell me he's sarcastic You raise an interesti-YES IT IS! for the love of FSM don't have le sexytime with your girlfriend until you've sorted this out It's not a laser sword For all Reddit knows she could be an student archeologist who was going to goon some amazing fossil dig that will change the face of science. Reddit knows *nothing* about this girl. It's beyond ridiculous that they've jumped to the conclusion that she was going there for purely recreational proposes ** ** English is not my mother tongue, but often I feel like *I'm* using the English language and grammar more accurate than a lot of people who actually ARE native speakers. yeah I gave the url a stern while copying and pasting. tsk tsk, but thanks! because he wasnt the poster boy for faceroll casters before. Math Anywhere I can get some japaroonies. Now I know how 4Chan feels..... Blame depends entirely on the nature of your relationship with your mother. ‏ Hmm no Greedo? ಠ_ಠ Seriously? Islam is a religion of peace. Wowಠ_ಠ thank you for this I never thought to drag that thing down, you just made my dayಠ_ಠ Thats one hell of a luck. But you know what bugs me most? 12 FPS lol lol lol Are those 3D glasses? ಠ_ಠ I'de That...that's actually a good idea. Settings, here I come! ಠ_ಠ Skyler in Breaking bad gets my vote too. It's those eyes ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Oh ic,reddit thinks they know better than Berkeley So.... ADOBE wants to talk to others about security? Katie, Kate, Katherine. Stop being so creepy Kelwyn, you should know by now that AFL is a joke, but, you are correct, that isn't rugby... Scumbag Cheating Morgana. Has no items, still has huge sustain I don't know if any girl can sound like Phil Anselmo. And if they can then...... . But swallowing your brother is okay. about to upvote, then saw username. I really, really hope this image doesn't become a popular meme Here I was takeing my A+ course when one of my classmates comments on how knowledgable I was with computers. Then She proceeds to ask me if I could fix her tredmill You air your junk out...at work? Uninformative headline. So submitter can look at all the Justin Bieber photos that he wants, but *this* is creepy!? also: * * >Y por supuesto, muchos de ellos "inspirados" en los de aquí upvoted for British Sports Car Masochist. Lucas electronics is the best! What hub What's with the caramel syrup on your desk Guys, you know this was taken from this subreddit precisely, posted on the cheezburger site about a week ago, and now it's back again, right? Not tryin to get anyone's undergarments in a wad-like fashion but I want to punch Shirley in her fat black Christian fundie face. I wanted Sagat to go when he said that... I studied Mice and Men for 2 years but never linked it to this quote. You're not supposed to talk about Fight Club Unbelievable... is right! I once ordered a Natty Boh and was told they only had Natty Light Out of all that data, THAT's what you chose to learn? Sure there isn't any confirmation bias going on there? >I'm confident you're just as vocal when "terrorists" are labeled "Islamist" or "Muslims". Just wanted to say I found out what was wrong. There was no primary key set ..and we wonder why kids are bad at math. Zisteau is not obscure Oh God, I thought I was the only one. I used that (with a bunch of other faces) by copying and pasting as well, but then I started using keyboard shortcuts. Eg, I set as srsly. Much easier. i have a dirty mind..... you fucking slut What would this do and why do you have 6k RP>? >ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Also, I suck. Hadnt had a problem with no fap february til now. Fucking viral marketing . As if the keychain on amazon had any fucking thing to do with the story. Oh look at that... Stoned... class... this sure isn't disturbing one bit.... I was out to dinner with a group of girl friends. Our waiter was douchey and snarky. He gave of the impression that he subscribed to the whole be an asshole to a girl to get her school of thought. As we were leaving he blocked my way and said, "Nice tits." The only reason I'm posting the dogs its because this was one of those one in a million moments where the little one was just chilling and not destroying everything around her. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ How do you know how fast and how quiet it is? Ohh much better.... 276,800,387... Yep. White on black is ... society. Twin turbo on a 4 cylinder? Nope. Nice try. Yeah...something doesn't add up Gary Oldman in The Professional. "Honey, the chicken tastes a little odd." "I didn't cook any chicken tonight" " " ~ ~ ლ( ლ) Yes. FCC doesn't care about these. yes, yes it is. Took me a week to figure out how, too I have mine set up so that when I type dissapointed it does this: This has les to things like me once texted my girlfriend something to the effect of: I guess I'm just a little is all. It's the same shoe I haven't got to the episode yet. I'm only halfway through the first series. It's alright you can shoot me with your looks of disaprooval. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ರೃ ಥ_ಥ ఠ_ఠ ﴾͡๏̯͡๏﴿ ๏_๏ ಠ▃ಠ (•‿•) Ծ_Ծ ¯\(°_o)/¯ ╚(•⌂•)╝ t(-_-t) t(ツ)_/¯ ◔_◔ ლ( ლ). They didn't lock trunks. *It's kind of hot in retrospect* It's like... you've still just taken a topless picture of yourself on your webcam and shared it with the world... I can't stomach this logic. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ . That's so cool! Not actually unamused, btw So... did you find out who bought that for you? "Love your wife"... either someone who loves her or someone who's telling you to love her Dat...nothing >> implying pros make the best guides Then companies should give women pregnancy leave. And it's not a stupid decision to get pregnant. Many of these women are around the age where they want to have a family. MOST women in America work their whole life. Do you think the only women pregnancy affects are young girls who made a mistake? Do you think women who want families shouldn't work? Your opinions make it seem that you want the progress women have made in the workplace to shift back to early in the century where it was expected that if a woman works, she can't have a family. Definitely Charizard. He would fuck me up. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ OH SHIT! ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Nice try, peelers. faux tilt-shift blur. WHY. *wife roflmaoing behind me* all around. At first I was all like "oh I like the bold colors" then I saw the shirtless dudes It seems like for whatever he removed he added more to make up for Yes, > Read the damn comments. Spend 2 hours not playing the fucking objective. Every single man would be in prison. * The contextual clues obviously point to kid. I mean thanks for the feedback on the content itself There's a guy I go to school with who just discovered rage comics, and calls them "Me Gustas" VERY OFFENDED. Heavy as fuck... Yeah okay! That's profiling, profiling I say... Some of us do wear boots and hats. Yeah that's because you and I are married Yeah. And then he went and started fucking someone that looked just like his daughter. Breath in, breath out... DON'T PANIC! DON'T PANIC I SAY!! We will get through this together. @ Work haven't tried though... JUST DON'T PANIC AAAAAARGH!! That's just cheating. If this makes an earthquake or tsunami or something in Asia I'm killing all of you ... but they *do* know about Transylvania. Don't forget to left the games (and add more games and video-games) at this exact same place before you move out this house so someone else, in the future, will find those games and hopefully will be a redditor and will post it on Reddit again. LOL HAHAH LOL ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Zoomed way in to figure out which n64 game that is... Pool? 967$ E first for jungle. Me too. Me too a lot. You could have just said, "I'm not the best driver." Your girlfriend starts each day from the state of chloroform? there's a continuity error with pics 3 and 4 True and hilarious? > A positive. Asian dad says you can do better. Well here's a spoiler for you. [I saw it. ] /spoiler wow you are some sort of super villan master minding this... no doubt this will end the world as we know it... aaand possibly suck two unsuspecting italian plumbers into a distant and horrifying universe... im onto you King Koopa No..he is mexican *101%* That's how I feel about the bitch with Kemper insurance who backed into me. Fuck them Read that as: I'd rather go home and fuck a relative I could probably get away with it. You don't think we're *that* juvenile, do you? Am I missing something here? I mean why are these publicly available? Is it just the people that own them don't know how to secure them properly, or are they by default public? I don't own any so I am not sure what is going on here. This is all very creepy ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ [](/twipride "Hey, don't be dissing the ponies in public. ") I kinda like it. They put a catfish in the tub, let it kill and probably eat the thing(just like the chicken) and seem to think it's the cutest little fuzzball in the world... I was in the middle of a dream where I was having sexy time with Angelina Jolie, too. I know when I got to Feast I was kinda taken off guard. And then I was like Dotrice can suck it. I didn't say I did it *before* everyone else, just been doing it for a long time. Uncovered source code? You just 'right-click, inspect element'-ed it But have you seen her hands? They are like... old old lady hands... Of course, from the viewpoint of a waste wanderer, this advice _did_ lead to the apocalypse. Everyone say thanks to PENISWAFFLES... Ugh, another Andrew Christian video. Someone outlaw them, quickly. ** ** As a Georgian, what do you have against Georgia? ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ You have three girlfriends? awesome, I can see on the tailgate as well. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ awesome. That's about that board in the url you know what... I think you mean all of Indiana I liked the first Claude... #### ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ I just learned how to use this face...wanted to test it out... Dat Passive I thought Entei was fucking Suicune. ...I am confused. Do you want to have guys who like MLP fawn over you? Something tells me that those who like MLP won't have the guts to say you are cute... Reminds me of the time in Pokemon Silver when I caught the Red Gyarados and when I was surfing away I found a shiny Gyarados directly afterwards. Although I never thought about it as a kid, retrospectively I'm really impressed with his ability to act his role with that visor on his face. You know he couldn't have seen well, and you lose one of the most expressive parts of the human body; the eyes. But the man managed to bring out emotion with his mouth that really defines his character. Smiles and quirks ... Go back and watch some episodes and tell me that his mouth expressions aren't godly. He could give you one of these with just a _ In every other country the man would´ve smashed that with a sledgehammer. Cowboy hat and shooting a Laptop. Come on. Lossely? Helicopter dick...? It's so cool that women can use the internet from the kitchen now Who the hell really uses lotion? If you're old enough to go to the store on your own, do yourself a favor and buy a bottle of real lube. Seriously, I could understand them throwing him a quick then laughing it off, but to abandon him on the street like that? I tried to sell the idea that fishes speak in a language similar to cows. They didn't like my ideas. As a person with the nickname wryknow I've grown a special fondness for this animal and may I just say. Fuck everything about this shit right here. I'm stuck using a mobile right now. Can someone give me a tl;dr on the comments? The page loads as a mobile page. No option to view as full site Weeds blocked out? As a fellow Georgian who fled to *another country*, what do you *not* have against Georgia? Definitely some hot guys in the mil but most are straight. I have a sister-in-law who is currently on food stamps and welfare services, and refuses to vote democrat. I quote her when I say "Just because I am on the program, doesn't mean I have to be ok with people being on it". I feel bad... All i can think is "...where is his *junk*? " "if", . Not watching a single one of these. I came to comment section immedietly for an explanation. Not okay. Nope. Doesn't 4chan or Anon fuck up people who are pedophiles or stealing information? Someone should point this out to them... ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ [](/ghappy)[](/ghappy)[](/ghappy) Nope, not one bit The weather is great here today! Thank you! Oh yeah, I'm a Atheist in the closet so yeah..... Recent? That study was from 2009 We're having jumping lab chops today. The... Precious? >Oh, wait, this is r/atheism ... Uh, nevermind? ... Indeed it does! "The content owner has not made this video available on mobile." > Oh, wait, this is r/atheism ... Uh, nevermind? Niggaplease... Nice try KFC marketing department. Hairy... I went and made this comic immediately after seeing my mistake. Came back to my computer a while later and now I look like an ass "It's been a long time"- Half expecting GLaDOS on GoneWild He said "please" and you insult him in reply is that insulation around it? I saw swastikas every where... In what way was this NSFW No love for any linux distro? At all? I have actually heard that there's even a temple in Japan dedicated to the memory of some of those war criminals. Is that correct? Thats MY mother's birthday And I remember another gaymer having the same birthday as my brother. Random coincidences, neato Him?! A male teacher was wearing very short skirts and flaunting his junk?! Every male hero looks awesome! But every female hero... (Except for enchantress, she is adorable) Too old. Surely you jest about not being able to spot the obvious irony in my post. "Stupid" coming from a rapist She's 13 I know I'm getting old when it's no longer okay to think of Yuffie as the hot chick.. Thanks for giving them free advertising But it's not child pornography. I had to verify.. And now I am worried the police are about to come kick down my door. Oh crapseriously. Get that stuff off of Reddit! It makes Reddit look so wrong! And this definitely hasn't got to do anything with the values Reddit stands for! not sure if being sarcastic,defending internet free expression, or making the case for morality I wouldn't be a shitty parent and get into a situation where a semi-nude picture of my daughter surfaced the internet what kind of paint have you been sniffing? ლ( ლ) While Valve claims to have fixed facestabbing several times, it never reduced the amount of times I got killed by it Awe maaaaaaan When I changed from dota to LoL, the first thing I had to do was to change the Minimap to the bottom left corner TIL Kim Philby was a nazi sympathiser, Fuck you. I don't want to talk about mine..... Thankfully I didn't have to do OS9 stuff. Mine was a really old XServer that eventually shit the bed and got replaced by a mac mini A bro hug is just as real as a regular hug 'We tried to keep a look away from him but it was hard.' the hell? this was like a month ago man. Autoplay video Yup. It annoys the crap outta me when someone refers to Link as Zelda. So before Christ god put us on earth to pretty much screw us in the end ? Really sounds like a guy I would love to spend eternity with... If you post something on r/gonewild, don't you want people to see it? I got them within the first week of my playing. Using the milk face does not imply peripheral vision. Not sure if lies, or just fail face-rotating. Oklahoma, Oh god.. as a teenage girl, I just loved Nine Inch Nails.. so naturally I used some song lyrics as my screen name.. EvenDeeper926 (can't remember the numbers now). This was the time of aol chat rooms, so you can imagine the attention I received shit What do you mean "you people"? >You do realize that fatshaming makes people fatter, right? People seriously tweet such utter nonsense at you? Orloff... Yummy... Scumbag chef. You haven't watched Mulan or Hercules ** ** What if all the non-Master Balls fails.... 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It was terrible, the actors including Galafiniakis came off boring and rigid thats a feat in itself with the setting being what it was Can't find anything on Amazon that's prime eligible without having to spend $30. Being in Hawaii, shipping will easily cost as much as the notebooks , instead of ' ... ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ . I can not post enough of these faces to show my dissaproval. I know exactly what you mean then, and its very true. One thing that sucks about the cycling community is sometimes it can be hard to find a bunch of nice guys to meet. A lot of cyclists are dicks . Jeez, ok. I thought it was something with the iPod feature which I don't use and didn't want to get a song stuck permanently or something else weird I didn't have time to figure out how to reverse. thanks for being so nice about it though 2fort? .........Joker.. ...and now I feel dirty.... Why must you say troll?he wasn't on the Internet ,in real life it's jus called fucking with some one or a prank. This joke doesn't work.....icons Awww, I saw that pattern some time ago on Ravelry I think. Immediately wanted to make it, but my fiance' said no, not until all my other yarn is used up Yeah! High five ma.... *reads username* Want sit on my lap? We can talk about the first thing that pops up. Only a year and now he's dead? "Disney and Nintendo own the rights" *** *** yeah apparently I look like him with darker skin and darker hair ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ poo, and I was trying to be helpful. I highly encourage you to use the emoticon for future sarcastic endeavors, or perhaps never be sarcastic ever again All? [](/dumbbitch) ... Very often and when you think it can't get worse, you venture /r/picsofdeadkids . My toilet has a two way handle. 1 for dookie that is full amount, and a half amount for pee only. Sometimes I choose the wrong option and plug the toilet. Even a full flush is only 1.2 gallons though. >It's biological design being reinforced through social programming. I'm not putting any sort of value judgement here (prudish or otherwise). This is just seems to be fact. ... Also, socialist tribes. I'm no fan of organized coercion of individuals, but I don't think even bonobos could pull that off. The jungle is a metaphor for anarchism (no rules). There the same color... > Nice try Blizzard... Jersey Shore Play? Gymnakedplasium Good lord, it's only $2.99/month for students. Internet Explorer. I have been accused of hacking while playing soldier. One Milliom Moms only 40,00? ** ** Possible scenario: Friend goes to get car, and comes back to missing girl. Girl is actually on the other side of the parking garage as the friend went out the wrong exit, or is just 10 yards away. Drunks finding drunks... Friend then contacts brother (?) and is like "oh noes, girl is missing, halp!". He then goes on Reddit for help whilst contacting Borden (milk company). Meanwhile, 2 minutes later, friend finds girl and they go back to wherever and then pass out. Many hours pass and they wake up and find some kind of mexican food and then call dude bro. All works out. Fair point, but I refuse to take you seriously with Bendtner in your name. I had no idea this would get this much attention. WTF is wrong with your comments? Oh sorry. You want to argue about semantics. Reproductive cells cannot individually grow into a fully developed human. Therefore, not abortion. this is a repost Excuse me sir I have a question about this game here. How the fuck am I suppose to shove this into my Xbox What if zelda was a girl Don't be lied to, there's most certainly an ending for Misha. It involves the very liberal use of the term "comfort". H to the usky? He's not fat. This literally made me So If I ask a woman for some happy time and she says NO. You actually even copypasted the comment with that extra capitalized H. You sir, [are an asshole ] (/spoiler) Enough! It is obvious that none of you know Japanese 172 up votes, 91 signatures. Awesome gif, but /r/wtf isn't that bad. please tell me more ways that your life is better than mine.... I can relate okay chill out. just saying he's old school This ALWAYS happened to me when I was a kid, cause I had allergies and I would bring chips. I had to cover my chips cause people would literally shoot they're hand into the bag and just eat them. Why? Do you have a fetish for people describing their amusement, or what? Holy crap! I've played for hundreds of hours and I never knew it worked on armor. I've only been using it to refill my weapons because I thought if I used it on armor it would be gone forever. No thank you...VaginalKnives? I don't think I'm quite ready for that. ლ( ლ) Yeah, but apparently the Geth either didn't expect a long lifespan on mobile platforms or were able to carry more clips than Shepard is, because I'll be damned if you have enough clips to take down anything bigger than a Krogan in ME2 At least read the top comment before repeating it I was suppose to meet you there. Thunderfart and i don't want to explain . Then i changed it to Grimson in 6th grade, it evolved to Grimsonite in high school. So far only 2 nicknames. Beaches, okay. Ybor.... "its a cell-phone ok" [FIRST] according to One Million Moms, that's how it works OP you bastard, you really did this on purpose Because I'm totally at the gym to cause boners. Since, you know, as a vagina-bearing human, I exist solely to please men. *Ironic disapproval noted...* Why must you ask *why* a whore does *anything?* (Hint... Its because they're a *whore.*) Burning the monitor isn't going to do anything I included face just for you reddit. You lovable alien monster, you. Or, just adjust the float. False, I've been to Japan and they are nowhere. It's fake, from a porno. Please no one go to Tokyo looking for these, they do not exist. Prepare your nostrils. You don't say. Both Sony and Apple are contracted with Foxconn for manufacturing not to mention the many other big names. Wish people were more worried about having accurate information rather than faulty information that so happens to match their own world view. ** ** this is a repost *If you kill 100 people in cruel brawl in Melee, you unlock Sonic and Tails!* Or nothing at all The only experience I've had with Bioware is KOTOR and Mass Effect 1 and 2. Honestly, Mass Effect and KOTOR are rediculously close to being the same exact game. Both have two polar opposite sides you can take on something (badass and a douchebag, or peaceful and wimpy). As for weapons, ME is KOTOR but without melee weapons, with the same vast quantity of items. Both games have small maps with prescripted encounters, and in both games, you can't even jump, leaving you with frustrating inch-high walls. Each has a combat system in which you fight alongside two followers; if they are taken down in combat, they remain down until the fight is over. And come on, Force powers and Biotics . So really, Bioware seems to have a knack for making their games similar. "10 years" > Thanks for perpetuating the myth that **all** cops are just evil people who get their kicks from "pepper-spraying minorities". I enjoy rolling with Syntih as long as he isn't on the other team in a fucking jet God I Love that woman, used to watch her show every sunday night. though some of her "Facts" are a bit off. Like this one time I remember some chick calling in and talking about how her boyfriend liked to pee inside her before ejaculating, and if it was bad for her, Sue then preceded to tell her that he was not peeing, because men can't pee when they have an erection. (which I was told later by a guy friend that it was complete bullshit.) and that even if he was, Pee is sterile, and should do no harm. Pregnant... Union...as in uniform "Rams" So, you're DTF but you won't eat in front of him? I did too, and I'm starting to think that means something is wrong with me Green squiggle. And they had a December 2011 release date, and they moved it to fucking April no pokemon are mammals Yeah. Hilarious. Anyone else see ? So, this is a girls battle-station right? Or is zebra print and purple/red fuzzy pillows how the kids roll these days ... the guy is being a dick jst answer n ur free to go for fucks sake man I was defending you ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ The android design guide would like a word.. Well guys, there's a lesson in all this... *NEVER* argue with hoards of angry women over fashion. >A lot of these questions aren't taking in to account the weight(edit:/pressure) of the water we haven't cured cancer yet, but this exists... Sounds like you've figured out how to use your time constructively. I think after the show Big Bang Theory got popular, these little wannabe nerdlings are growing in numbers. It's good to learn cool things and become a nerd but to start screaming twilight and pretending to be a nerd is irritating as hell. That's what I thought at first, but once I sat down one day and read it all... My expression was glued to for days. I can't get past the fact that you were having sex with a lesbian. shouldn't that have been a tip off? Wat? Not to scale Nej, jag tycker du en hycklare eftersom du påstår att du är emot denna fotografering och sexism men samtidigt påstår att män aldrig skulle göra något liknande (dvs att trakasseri är en kvinnogrej). ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I had one night stand with this girl who told me "you don't need a condom" I her and sill put a condom on. Soda You didn't but I felt it.... I felt it. ...the fuck is wrong with him Oh, you mean the "take all" button? But what if she out-crazies you out-crazying her? DAFAQ IS THIS? [10] ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I'm not sure if I should be happy or sad about how much sense that makes what gene are you talking about? I'm tired of this argument. Where's the Facebook group of 13k members defending catholic priest child molesters? Just for shits and giggles, I even tried looking for one on that matter or similar matters. This was my face of shock when I was unable to find such a group: Hero? Wah? You want an employee leaking all your important documents? DONT LOOK AT ME 20 million years? TIL you can have more than one account on Reddit! Or maybe this is all a clever ruse by OP to make us feel good about ourselves? I mean... Unless you're into that. "child bedroom" I clicked expecting instructions or a link to instructions. This happens to me all the time. Going to get buried, but I once had a girl tell me, "Don't you just love the taste of blood? I could drink it." Change that into a motorcycle and you have me. I could swear someone just posted something like this... Did you learn *nothing* from the whole Woody Harrelson ordeal?. ... Make sure you clarify it as PENNY... I remember telling this story and having other people think of a different word... The sentiment is cute, but . fuckin creepy bro, kinda same thing with me, i was playing tf2 with some friends and when she called my house phone i told her i had to go do stuff with my dad. Called me 5 times in the next 10 minutes I've seen a show on Animal Planet the other day mentionning that orangutans have penises they can retract inwards, forming a cavity that the other male orangutans can then use as a makeshift vagina the fuck? Looks kinda like my ex. Scotty 3 Alex 1 The Daily Mail? This isnt /r/ShittyAskScience lvl 9 smurf. Wayyyy too old to have a pacifier. That's only going to cause problems See? Science can explain and justify anything! I've always looked back fondly on the days when we used to kill one person to achieve our ends, rather than thousands. KFC Coffee? airball by D FIsh That's where you stare at her with a Look of Disapproval and after a short awkward silence shut the door in her face. From the looks of it, everyone who said "no" bluntly with good reason was upvoted into oblivion, and everyone who said "yes" bluntly with good reason was completely ignored. At first I was like That wouldn't be porn... that would be the average movie of any genre... Touché Happened to a friend. Standing in a line at Subway, a girl that neither of us knew walked right up to my friend after getting her sub. I thought she was going to kiss him she was so close. "I'm going to eat this foot-long and think of you." Then as she walked away she was punching her sandwich "The guy in the library... Mario Puzi" Notch approves of this? Rage face magnets with no original rage face I think somebody tried to mate with your SNES. First look: Kind of forward, not that bad. Second look: I'm glad we have this list because it's a real problem with all those incomplete jQuery scripts littering the web. why is he wet? It's shit like this Infinity Ward Burger looks great! But is that processed cheese? was this a columbine reference? Dude, it's a joke. Seriously. Also, even if I was serious, your explanation sucks. "I believe in Harry Potter because of the Harry Potter series, and I know J. K. Rowling existed " 9/11 happened two weeks into my HS Physics class. We talked about it the entire fucking year, much to the detriment of actually learning physics. Probably one of the reasons the entire school fucking loved this teacher so much . Ive been playing swain too much to not know how his e works i even have that badass white skin whats the risk when you are bailed out from a risky investment going wrong. Oh... I just got it... HE is the nut? Hitsugaya taicho!! Ugh, Human Centipede Wrong font This is an egregious violation of these people's privacy. Let's post it on Reddit so thousands more people can see them. Well, maybe if you fatties weren't eating all the food, the poor wouldn't be starving! At first I was like "eh she probably just wants to get fucked domination style" then I read the second line and just went " " the music just makes me feel sad, and guilty.. Watch out, we got a badass over here Excluding of course, the subjects of the pornography # Thanks for the informative article Rape_sandwich First server I was linked to was Nighteam. How do you even know that subreddit exists? Only 10 people are subscribed to it.... are you one of them? master ball huh Magnetilo? Now that you say it, I only use RES for the inline image thing... Whats up with and RES? it was a joke. Did you sell out to Apple? ...Or does it? (/sarcasm...I think.) Really? Is that what it said in your pedo manual that pedobear jumped out and suurprised you with on your 16th birthday? How dare those untrained pedos give you proper ones such a bad rap Worf isn't a Borg Trail Max I live in Denville No one here know anything about what you just said I get so pissed when I do that Just read this, then realised that it is my birthday today I've only been on Reddit for a little over 3 months. What, are you stalking me or something? I wasn't looking and walked off a cliff while going around a tree. How embarrassing ''never thought I'd enjoy a piece of music from a Pokemon game'' Great spawning algorithm guys Terribly relevant username Hahaha that pig at the end Really? You're going to give in to somethingawful? A site that commands less respect than 4chan? For shame reddit, for shame. we second born children understand how bear feels Lions fan here, ** ** this face. It really annoys me for some weird reason. But that wasn't the principal cause of the budget crunch. As serious as anyone ever was. No I mean by your ankles. hey thanks so much for the offer, but I think it's all a bit too complicated for the effort. party chat / in game chat will serve me fine until dice decides to fix the VOIP stuff. Wow thanks for sharing... ...I have no idea why that would be... Hmm... Do keyboard shortcuts work with Siri? (I have lookofdisapproval set to change to , would that work with Siri?) Your're screwed... Go all the way down. Straight back up all the way. I see people are making things up on Wikipedia again Escort missions. The one that pops into my head is in Halo: Combat Evolved, when you have to escort Captain Keyes. Tried it on Legendary. all i know is that if you hit her ult you basically win the game, it is so strong; its like a ranged amumu ult **** **** I once went to sleep out of tiredness, maybe around 9pm. Woke up and felt super refreshed to take on the day - I looked outside and it was still dark. I though that its probably almost fajr time. Checked the time and it was 1am Just like OP It's a hen!! If south park does not exist in those areas. Does this mean the content can be copied or parodied without recourse ? In short we can make our own south park. So what are the chances you two end up on GoneWild in a certain [M][F] taking requests tonight? not like I would be into something like that or anything They gave her hair Is that... An Asian man? She was born the other day? Have you tried Walmart? Mom .. Dad Ignores her when **he's** sober Back when my families 96 Impreza Outback was new, we used OEM Subaru filters, until we sprayed the filter with brake and parts cleaner, the top layer of paint faded and the filter said Purolator under it. He actually quit You beat us ... in the pub ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Curiosity killed the cat's innocence... Ok maybe I'm not remembering Mulberry Street right, but what hospital? The closest to Ram's Head is University of Maryland Medical Center, I think... if your going somewhere near there you should be A ok. If your talking about Sinai Hospital near Northern Parkway then I thought I was safe because of the first three pictures....... then I scrolled down The seven billion subscribers apparently do. Relevant username? God dammit I like it. Please tell me how you would magic box phoenix against mutas... seriously. **^ ** Give the banana a blowjob, the guy who notices is the horn dog. What is the alien doing with his left hand. "had sex with a midget." If a whale could say That lol at the end... I looked for a dinosaur for five minutes. Thank you Captain Fapkin! Wait a moment Says the man who cock blocked himself with Angstroms. Aaaaannnnnddd that's what I get for not checking the subreddit... The most recent case that is listed on the active cases section is from 2005. They say explicitly that most cases won't be listed publicly. Guess you didn't notice that. Moral Atheist. "Godless".... I lost it here... Then felt bad Well, this is disturbing. A box of downvotes and to the person who designed these. read that as my "yellow lab partner." >Also not being able to grenade while dual-wielding... ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ I don't have a spamming record Human centipede. I actually sat through ten minutes of that shitty comic book show for literally 15 seconds of previews for next week I have not been on Reddit for 15 hours, can someone please fill me in on whats going on? This is a fuckin' serious question, not trying to be funny . Except I was also under the impression that J.C. (and others at the time) used the word "goblin" and the word "negro" interchangeably. relax, its Reddit comment on TEH INTERNETZ Holy shit. font-size: 11px; your doing it wrong.. "si quieres hacer dinero, te recomiendo evitar las ciencias" si, mejor dedicate a psicologia o a administración de empresas. El mundo lo que necesita es cientificos, y las tendencias estan cambiando, la gente que estudia cienciAs le pagan más y es más fácil que consigan trabajo. Toma en cuenta la globalización. The fuck is a "five-tupid"? that does sound likely! I kid you're probably on a contract. But srs, dem lowballers... What the fuck did I just click and why do I have a boner now? How does a lowered and stretched bike even look cool? I think it looks hideous unless there is a christmas tree and a quarter mile of pavement in front of them. EDIT: a stop light *is not* a drag strip **WTF** ? How do you eat? Pay rent? They also ran a campaign against bitcoin that included hacking the forums . Peters Projection I'm a fifteen year old girl, and it says I need 2,700 calories a day But such a large portion of the strategy of this game is counterpicking. And holding a knife to someone's throat, that's not reprehensible? Awwww...wait... Interesting. But scary too. He's quite a tyrant, and a contradictory one too. When he was governor of Aseer region, he had tens of thousands of secret police who terrorized people with jail and torture. At the same time, he was writing love songs It's the same link Sewed the bearskin to his back? Something's wrong with fluttershy's hair in the first panel Michael Cera + Carrot Top = My tea got cold, so I poured it down the sink and poured myself another cup of steamy tea...LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE DO and i thought i was lucky to be getting 300 fps I did too What have you been up to He didn't contact me yet Why ? Source of odor. Dip-repository. I read this as Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirters... Took three replies to get one person to post the right number I was a registered nurse at 19. Administered plenty of narcotics and other high risk drugs, trusted to care for a persons life, working 13 hour shifts, etc.... But I couldn't go out and have a beer (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ quale è l'opposto di ? Qualcuno mi può dire il look of approval? I'll touch your flute That word...I think I should show you the door. not sure if srs because of account name It's not lupus (I'm am) It's baaaaaaaaaaaack Minecraft? Game of The Year? The toilet was making a croaking noise This is what happens when toilet crabs evolve. Watch out, sometimes it isn't water in those bottles, nor are the apple juice bottles always apple juice I fink u freeky. Eat less greasy foods and more fiber? I see no Pokemon here... Wow, lucky you are! My wife says she understands my need for individualism, but on the other hand doesnt feel like having an altar out for anyone to see (In a closed off room that we dont even use ) That's the only thing that i wish would change in our relationship, but i can deal with that. At least she isn't telling me i cant have my beliefs. Because pretty girls have something to be thankful for This is why we can't have nice things my roommate won't stop showing them to me Look at his butt. Someone is rubbing his butt through the chair with their foot and the dog is wiggling with glee, then they stop when the guy 's through the door. blocked from twitter? that can happen? I didn't know there was calculus that didn't use integrals What the hell are those tall duck things. Gillian Anderson? Source! My apologies sir! You're RES tag shall be "boq, lower case only " for some reason "fuck solo queue, lock in Sona" made me laugh so hard. Now everyone is staring at me at the airport thank you for approving And now that I've seen the finale... The F-86 didn't enter service until 1949, Chuck Yeager's record breaking X-1 flight was in 1947........ Firefly. Repost already?? This is from yesterday I thought you were a good guy Burping. Why do people consider it rude? I mean I totally understand if I was beltching in your face, but when I'm facing away from you or a couple feet away? C'mon. What, your toilet doesn't have one? I thought they all did A good teacher? "competative"? A documentary about Kurt Cobain, told by Kurt Cobain Parking like that is a temporary inconvenience to other people needing a parking space. Slashing multiple tires is *at least* a few hundred dollars worth of damages to personal property. I don't see the equity in that (and I don't think that guarantee is as good as you think it is), but I guess everyone has their own idea of justice. Yes, fuck the media in the ass ... not the Indian government that's obviously the real source of all these woes. No. It's the damned media's fault. I don't care how stupid, drunk, primitive or backwards a civilization might be. How the heck can a civilization get tricked into letting a giant chinchilla write legislature for you? ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ I think you mean John Wilkes Booth... haha. "made in america". . . wal-mart, made in america. . . Football analogies in a SWTOR thread **shitloads** ... There's only one quote mark. Domestic abuse victims are just stupid bitches amirite or am I right? My favorite part was that the article was all about interviewing customers and happy times...then all of a sudden , Step 1. Join Jet Map (Caspian is the best)Step 2. Wait for a jet to spawn in.Step 3. Step 4. QUICK SELECT THE JET Step 5. Enjoy. I never.. It took me 25 years to realise Except he is being pocketed. This is absolutely acceptable!!! My husband and I have taken separate road trips like if I am in school and my professors count absences or he can't get vacation time. I LOVE road tripping alone because not everything I want to stop and do or see is interesting to everyone. I like to look at old cemeteries, most people find that boring or weird or weird and boring, this way if I see one I can stop an not be rushed! Also I get to choose what to eat and not have to ask an opinion! Yay for single road trips!!! At first I was in shock that she pulled her pants down, and then I saw the dollar bills ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ That was both hilarious and at the same time. Yeah. I saw that in Target and thought the same thing. Nice try, ASimpleRedditor Are you serious this post is like, 4 months old Elba Calao... Replied because you upvoted the same thing that told me to re-read that other thing. June 6th, glad to know my parents were really into National Read a Book Day....I wonder what the book was about ~~Did you go there looking for a valentine...? ~~ just saw your username. You'll always be an inncoent unless you can fondle balls like Orianna Oh how I wonder why they're the only biotech company... (ಠ_ಠY ) Proper grammar is always worth the downvotes. Exactly this ^, except I have a daughter with mine ** ** goddamn the border patrol is an asshole... There's no need to lie. My boyfriend does that to me. > Don't judge... Why do I fear this will be sent to "study" effectively killing this bill like all the rest At least you got some this year though haha. No snowmen here. :( I remember in high school we would get out of school for the POSSIBILITY of there being snow an entire county over... That, and people would all flock to the grocery stores to "Save up for the big snow." that would probably last about a day or two on the ground. what is that on top? I read this as "no vomit steak" Why even change Christian Bale's face? It's practically the same as Yao's..... COMPLETE AND UTTER FAILURE. On a related note, I always "safely remove" flash drives. Well, almost always - ripped one out the side of my laptop a few weeks back (probably can count on one hand how many times I do this) and it corrupted. So original. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Do we have the same roommate? wow, thank you. i thought i was alone on this. I told my boss i went to see a movie by myself. He gave me a puzzled look. Then proceeded to talk to me about the warning signs of depression. . I'm not depressed. Sometimes i just want to be by myself, and not have to be "on" all the time. I would let you wave, then I'd invite you over, to get you within striking distance. I'm kidding, I don't have a baby....*YET * Disposable plastic. You've posted the same thing three times. There have been several times when I was talking on my mobile and started flipping out because I couldn't find the damn thing I never did.... I want that feeling back too I've had nightmares about doors like that. Judging from the picture I assume they think we are part of the Netherlands So I thought "simple random sample" before I realized what you meant. Dammit, stat classes Virgin Mary thumbnail Where the hell did you get a cave with an attic? Very nice I would say yes in front of other people, he would know what's up anyway, it's all in the EYES ** ** After some quick research (found his blog, pictures etc) He is in fact, quite gay. Thanks though, I didn't really doubt her truth, but you guys all keep giving me unsure feelings "You do what? With your WHAT?" It's what Whitney would have wanted, I'm sure... Making candy out of pokemon... Oh gosh... I thought I had made a clean break from this...but now...now I know what I am. And they say the oil sands are safe <15 clips is not a montage > Upvote arrow? So, like any arrow then That is not why I created holy vision Jesus I work at that IKEA Really? All I could think of was. Smart cast smart cast Yeah, but by then, 4K will be the gold standard, and it won't hold that much. My English professor did that to me two years ago canadia...... That explains everything. Still a bad zerg for going up a ramp with all his roaches without scouting first though TIL you can have 78 pokemon in your party Have you no shame! At the very least you should have added the [SPOILER] tag. You've now ruined the ending of this cinema classic for possibly 10's of people. Mass Effect 3's fucking bonus equipment and shit if you get the IOS stuff And also that other stuff about reporting it, right? In my opinion FFX was in no way a decline. X-2 and onward are a different story. rise of the spin-offs... That guy is a bag of smashed assholes. That really hurt my eyes for some reason Why would he get married? Already happened to me. I went to my doctor's today, and they told me that they're no longer writing prescriptions for birth control because "it aborts babies." Instead, she suggested I try the rhythm method or abstain. I'm now switching to someone else. If the daft cunt doesn't know the difference between a blastocyst and a baby, she has no business being a doctor. I couldn't get out of there fast enough. My ex left me for another ex of mine. I'm straight and I'm a guy. Needless to say I kept them in my life for good reason No, English is unique in that it has diglossic high and low versions of the language. > Alcohol will be a good friend for tonight in case she gets hurt or something so stop by the local pharmacy and keep a napkin wet in your pocket in case she gets cut on the lip for some odd strange weird reason. 4chan = I have a suspicion you're a surfer, successfully pushing people away from your sport towards climbing Then it's after midnight somewhere else And its only a short time thing. They had them awhile back and when i went there hoping to get the meal they told me they didn't have them anymore. My face at the time > I don't understand why this is a moment I see what you did there Blue is checking her out how are you gonna start the circle jerk on my post deriding the fat reddit circle jerk? searching, searching... Ah there it is circlejerk how did I know? Ohh god! Does the 17th count? am I the only one who opened up the picture and attempted to click the links? No need for it. My wiener flew through my zipper in the most raging way super hard *Sorry for doubting you, "420ragetoker".* is that what beemo did I had no knowledge of this prank before all I can...... Is that Paul Reiser with a shotgun? I said ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ... Vitamin C No Navier-Stokes. In the film "The Fugitive" with Harrison Ford and Tommy Lee Jones, *every time* that Jones pulls out his Glock, he has to chamber a round. No real U.S. Marshall or any other law enforcement officer for that matter would carry a gun without a round already being in the chamber. Furthermore, in the scene where they are in the tunnel in the dam when Ford captures Jones' Glock, Jones pulls out his secondary weapon, which is *another* Glock. Daddy, why is that man so fat? ...I see what you did there nice username 4chan is the opposite of what children need. my birthday is the 2nd Resident Evil Yes it is, but the valuables we left were hidden. Sorry, I was not aware that you take everything of any value with you whenever you leave your vehicle, the vehicle included. Your name better be Christian. Dude.... ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Except it can be patented.... I have a hard time understanding who thought that should be allowed. judging you Nero was a Roman Emperor Nice try, Diet Snapple 9fag Can you slap this person for using $ as the letter "s"? Who do they think they are? Ke$ha? ### ** ** ### ** ** Hipster ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Mine would be Minkey Bayou Vista Yelling...?! woke me the f up i considered lying it out but it didn't stop so i got under the door frame... I hate doing lino cuts, i jab my finger almost every time . Absolutely no durian .....not even puffs Had to be Spanish or Italian. what is a torrrent? Drop in glass of water. Film screen turn off in about 1 min. There phone will not bother anyone anymore . Fixed So use Depth Charge to knock up Annie. Got it. Just got the tv home.... now getting a divorce since wife won't believe it was no me. How did it taste This proves they did it "free alien lube" I'm looking at you Firefox At least, he's got style. I'm looking at you, chrome ... Sorry for the late reply but we're on different time zones. Of course I was going to thank everyone for their work... Thanks for the heads up... Did that blog really just compare Madonna to the villain from Legend as proof of a Satanic ritual? getting frontpage is probably the last thing you want to have happen right now >According to a government stooge I hope they push a mace up your vagina. If its your baby , why sell Sounds to me like her daughter was just talking shit. THAT'S SUPER FUNNY HAHA LOL Yes because assasinations are so extremely simple to pull off whenever one fails it must be a conspiracy ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Mmmm, some light bruising and bite marks... Only in easily hidden spots though, no one like having to wear a scarf in June I just joined reddit a couple months ago (I think) after avoiding it for a while due to my ability to easily waste hours of time at work (OH GOD, MINECRAFT), and hearing for years how it's a time-sink. I originally started lurking due to my anticipation of Skyrim, but then expanded my horizons and created an account. At first I didn't expect much from an NFL subreddit. I figured it'd be a stagnant group of 20 people talking about the same stuff you hear every day on sportscenter. However, this place has proven to be one of the most interesting, funny, and awesome places on the internet. The levels of sportsmanship and professionalism, I gotta say, were not expected. I always have seen sports fans on the internet to be a bunch of homers measuring their dicks and shouting the (often exaggerated) results at one another. However, this subreddit is one of my favorite, most frequented places online -- and that's saying a LOT for someone who spends as much time in front of a computer/droid screen as I do. Now some of us are even working on developing an NFL blog -- something I never would have expected from the random perusal I started out with. So I just wanted to say thank you guys, for being cool people, and more importantly, hating the Patriots. **AS IF WE DON'T GET ENOUGH OF THAT ALREADY ** ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ... typical cops are typical. does this shit surprise anyone anymore? Google reads my emails? No wonder I get advertisements for porn so much. I downvoted because it's a repost Looks like in the thumbnail. Oh ok then, sounds like a paradise At least someone has the decency to tell me instead of downvoting into oblivion. this is what makes you badass. well played, sir. Implying gamers' girlfriends care about Vday Oh its all about you isn't it, what about the rest of us, huh? what about those who don't stereotype Khajiits as Skooma swilling illiterate thieves who can't even stay sober long enough to assassinate a simple backwater peasant, furry bastards ............. *ahem* I'm sorry, I'm not sure what came over me there 'Other adult tasks' Because we are not kidding I'm sorely disappointed in the lack of Visual Basic. I can't stand the word rather. I know it's necessary to use in sentences sometimes but it's just so god damn ugly. RATHER. I think I know there the upper left image is going tho how do you know of this It's for those girls who are all about being organic creo que deberías ver a un doctor Also, implying that gamers' girlfriends don't also game themselves He? Do you know who else has 100% of something? Jesus with xians "Great condition" is not proper grading Those look fucking delicious but this thread was a pain to read. So many grammatical errors. Windows Phone 7. Know of any similar aps? I'm really surprised AT&T just tried to sell me some bullshit service to block this crap. five months before my parents got married I think it's been long established that pokemon are based off of real animals. and do an AMA after. it's the one we're still missing Yes, but on a female. A "little" too far? Why not? My boyfriend does this, too. And if there's leftovers he doesn't flush a second time. I jokingly got "In God We Trust" on my old cars license plate, instead of the other options (which I can't remember right now) and some woman followed me for over 20 miles to ask me how I got it because she wanted one. I was like "... the DMV. You shouldn't follow people like that. It makes you look crazy." She somehow managed to ignore everything *else* on my car. By someone I am hoping you don't mean yourself. "engineering background" Arya said this to her brother and dad I have a feeling it's the beginning of something *special* And they do. I'm sure that will be very romantic for her You have an odd idea of how the police operate. How is this a nerd girl? Misread this as "Replaced a roommate with lotion and mayonnaise." Was briefly confused, then it made sense and I was disturbed. Then re-read it and was again disturbed, but this time at myself... Is that... THE rock that you just climbed out from under? ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ MOVE THOSE HANDS Okay, you're not making any sense. I'm aware I'm a fan of shows like Trigun,Cowboy Bebop, Death note and hellsing, it's the giant heads with even bigger hair on the child like bodies that bothers the shit out of me Well, I won't be able to watch you much next year since we won't be in the same conference That doesn't seem so random. Dale Earnhardt Jr Jr? Must agree. Unfortunately I have GF for 5 years - nostalgic much? That would be amazing, but then again, I'd hate for him to find out my username. My granddad sent me this picture when he learned what forwarding an email was three years ago. the title is 'Magenta ain't a colour'. > That's it. Back to 4chan I go, can't even deal with all this faggot tree Hairygary? 9gag After watching the South Park movie, I sang "Uncle Fucker" **daily** in 5th grade. you could wreck the elite 4 with one of those pokemon what the actual fuck I didn't post it as if it was big play Oh god no. rylais Are you also underage/his sister? Also * * >Correllation is not causation. You made out to "21st Century Schizoid Man?" The glitch I hate the most is the glitch that brings you into the matchmaking then the whole screen goes black but you can hear everyone making their selections... So much Elo lost ** ** story is on TT, not sure if I should believe story is on from Today Tonight, not sure if I should believe A taunt that nukes I don't really think Ki Strike will deal that much damage. Won't MR reduce it? You are asking us to prove it *didn't* happen? Easter. "'Gonna make stuff up,' that guy's a riot! You just gotta trust the system, trust the process." Umm, shouldn't the ' ' appear *outside* the quote? I suppose it's *possible*... Major Drag? After watching the South Park movie, I sang "Uncle Fucker" **daily** AND put it on a mix CD for my girlfriend when I was 26 years old. Its like 1998 all over again Can I pet Kitty? I was with her, the solitary person she saw was Chinese 9gag , >You might want to look at the difference between profit and revenue. They aren't the same thing. Trolling. Fail trolling. There was one person I was talking to once who told me "I hope you have fun getting sick from the parasites and chemicals on your fruits." "cut's" Austerity measures for education funding didn't work the first time? The only reason more austerity hasn't worked is because we didn't add enough! Because ignoring works so well in Germany? Hallmark wins Thanks to you both there is now soda all over my new keyboard. I hope you're happy... A license to have a dog? My sister used to live in Ann Arbor. wat My Dad was born exactly 9 months from this day I got one that said "a blond from afar has something interesting for you". There was no blonde No, he's dead, when you catch the little bastard. Who the fuck breaks up on valentines day? What a bitch. I'm sorry dude, that's lame. There used to be a church of scientology 2 minutes away from my high school. I remember a friend of mine who lived a block away from said church was doing some theology homework on his front porch and went inside for a moment. He came back out to see 2 scientologists running off with his bible Most of the north thinks that it's kinda disappointing. So, uh, you just got up and you're on reddit. Do I need to reddit-stalk you? I just played a game as Doombringer on Drydock. Once we got the sandrakers out of the gen room, I got a forcefield up to block off the hill route and one to block off the valley. I spent the rest of the match chilling on the roof (no super-heavy perk yet) when I wasn't running back down into the gen room to restock after one of my FFs went down. It got even more fun when someone on the enemy team realized that they could call down tactical strikes on my FFs. When you apply it don't use the phone for a while and let it set. I made the mistake of using mine right away and it peeled off . Um, WHAT PART OF PI IS NATURAL? redditor for 51 min Fuck you robot, your accuracy rate is atrocious and you have the gall to start your template with in spite of it. I can hear the concession guys yelling "ICE COLD BEER". Whale oil beef hooked . I'll consult my friend who may or may not have the cookies on his PC still as soon as I can. Might result in a quite amusing sequel if we do find him. > I sang "Uncle Fucker" daily **in 5th grade**. Up votes for you sr Senseless pedantry, everyone understood him Bad proff. Oak. hatched admanat nature... but has swarm Clicked link, hoping it wasn't Assassin's Creed. It wasn't, I upvoted. Then some douche in the comments had to ruin it Dirty floor or inner thigh. **One** time? I calmly gave her the face Where I'm from (UK too), our resident Christian street preacher is a middle aged man who doesn't shower, chases you down the high street if you're a woman not wearing a skirt or dress, and who screams at you in tongues if you don't take his leaflets. do want Sadly no, I'm Mexican/German...my family looks German...but celebrates Mexican tradition. Dat food. "will seen" Once when I was like six, me and my dad were wrestling in the bathroom (not the brother sister kind ) and he pushed me backwards and I fell directly into the toilet because the seat was up. Completely soaked me and it was like ten minutes before we had to go to a wedding or funeral and I was in a nice little suit. Ha, the one thing they have consistant are taxes redditor for 43 minutes. Torres Top Men Why is the brother-sister kind the sexy kind? Well .... USAS/Jackhammer + Frag rounds What if it turned out that all of your coworkers were actually members of a secret cult devoted entirely to worshipping you and the people that are the biggest dicks to you are actually your most loyal followers?... I think I saw Reddit accepting a ring from 4chan ಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠ ಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠ dumbass look at what BullshitCorresctions Wrote on his first post, "Taunt being an AOE nuke is incredibly strong as well". I have not tried Shen yet and don't know where he stands now. There is a reason why used this emoticon when i just restated what BullshitCorrections said earlier. And if you have been reading the comments tell me what BullshitCorrections says is right? That Ki Strike now deal over 1000 damage late game? "June 18, 1991 Pres Zachary Taylors body is exhumed to test how he died" ... Yes, yes they do. Though I've met some guys that still don't know women pee from two different locations, so some of it might be valid... Texas Tech. So this is fake? You asshole! Had that happen last night as well. I see roll over data as a visible solution. We loose anyway you look at it. more of a lubricant instead of without. 9gag I thought you meant sex by have a good time. "getting married"? or.... Are you claiming that Shen out regen'd Dr. Mundo? Mutant daughter/son rape is no joke. Usually, I love the guy, but I don't feel I can support Satan's decision here. ( ) Malinterian \\/_ More of this: Most people don't know but it's trivial to take apart an odometer and set it to any value you want I am going to have to report you to Steam. You clearly used your DeLorean to take a guest pass during it's daily deal a couple years from now and now claim that the guest pass is a beta. Kids these days... 3 tabs for submit. Where is the pic . No proof did not happen No Janna? "submitted 8 minutes ago" Inglorious Bastards, sucker punch, Abraham Lincoln vampire slayer, nazi's from the moon. I know Hollywood is trying to appeal to my animalistic tastes but they drop my I.Q. with this movies. I'm pretty sure I suffered a concussion with sucker punch. A Walk To Remember Yes. When visiting the USA I bought an issue of "USA today". It contained an article about some newly discovered script. The picture showed Greek rotated by 180°. Look, I was waiting for you to say something funny. If you have nothing, then please refrain from insulting my comedic genius. Please say something funnier than I said so that we can be friends instead of me makey comment, then you makey half assed insult about the lameness of my comment by vaguely repeating my comment in a stupider manner. Had you left out the "That's how dumb i thought your comment was. " it probably would have been awesome. I could have responded ;) hur hur or whatevs. Try to understand that I was being facetious. Realize when you are being trolled, and for gods sakes, man.... don't feed me. >Look at he guy behind the fat woman on the right At one point my science teacher in middle school showed us the first half of The Core. Apparently it was supposed to teach us something. Looks a lot like photoshop 'smudge' has been used on that smile. Me Gusta I'd argue CQ is about capping objectives without giving opportunities/points/tickets to the other team. The jet respawns a few seconds later, no points are given away and the amount of enemy jets or armour you would have taken out in these few seconds is negligible. If you did this in a vehicle then thats a different point as I've seen people jump straight out vehicles to cap the objective and it get jacked by the other team no everything comes from 9gag I'm sure I am not the only person who is reduced to an incoherent puddle of when the car flies at the end. The billboard has wheels Damn. In Ferndale my friends were talking about jobs at the bars. I live a little north near auburn hills so I'm not sure which places what area of detroit do you live? Bloodstains should win one of these, seriously Not enough boobs in there. Not getting my misogynist vote. If it's that song with that repetitive trumpet and I'm going to throw my desk through the window 9gag? My boyfriends Ex-girlfriend cheated on him for a month with another guy. Then a few months later she cheated again, and even cheated on the guy that she was cheating with. B'awww you beat me to it. what a great observation The tech didn't backup the running-config and put it in the new router Why do they feel the need to shove their religion down the throats of others... I follow Underground Wellness on FB and I thought when I saw Matt Stone's name crop up. Fair comment from the host /creator though: "Didn't want to make it a Paleo Love Fest. Gotta keep some sense of balance." with plenty "then get optifine... " replies below... I ended up making the lemons on my first play through I accidentally let 4MB of emails download via data-roaming when I was in Italy this past September. According to Rogers those 4 megabytes were worth $120 b-b-but... *duct tape* Talk, and shit. Not talk and shit. You can add one in the game ...tell you friends... At first I was like , but then I was like °o°, and then I was like, woahhh... WTF District of Columbia I always see like hidden call lists and delete individual calls and hidden text message things on cydia. I always say to myself, wow jail breaking is key to cheaters, wonder how many dudes use this You *acknowledged* another girl while in a relationship? says the dolphin hunter So apparently the unity picture was just the *launcher* and the real game is made in rpg maker xp . the third gif from the start With the people already participating, it was difficult to schedule a time for all of us to have the draft. This was the easiest way other than me picking the teams, but for whatever reason the other team owners didn't like that idea WTF? What exactly are we supposed to hide in a toilet bowl tank? And how many cunts have you actually punched? ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Yes, that was the problem with it. [* * **SO Brave**](//#ramirez) yeah i see your point. black soldiers fighting for America in 40s is not more inspiring. Sure everything was *separate* but it was equal. I read it as "4 twin year olds"... Lol not me. The pics of me are blurry cause the ent didn't know how to focus I remember my dad went online chat once with me. He said to write in paragraphs upvote because you made me laugh. unfortunately in reality she was probably raped and killed No, that's just stupid. Sudo-Science? I too, would have said this in middle school. I'm not following your logic... I know, who spells girlfriends as girlfirends "I have four nipples" well now it does jeez my cousin started saying that every freaking day for couple months Got weird as he said it to anyone Not a parent, but an older sister; my parents have told me that my little brother (age 13) suddenly started taking longer showers. They keep saying that 'he doesn't look any more well dressed, what does he *do* in there?" I'm not going to tell them. So you like to watch your kid jerk one off aye? We use them for teller computers, at times there still to advanced for some of our tellers. Taxes in Sweden , don't forget them. Oh look, Georgia's at the bottom......*again*. My name is Michael Weston. Think about the manufacturers of rape whistles realizing they were selling a product designed to prevent rapes and in order to sell that product they need as many rapes as possible to occur in order to drive up demand...... I can't be the only one to have noticed the human skull in the last picture Wait so you KNEW you never play MMOs enough to be worth a monthly fee but you asked for free time anyway? Then how did you log in? Yeah, wean yourself off the speed with one of the most addictive drugs we know. The reason the original experiment worked with the frogs staying in the boiling water until they died, is because the experimenter cut their brains out before \ / Oh lord..... I recently had grown a goatee and shaved my head and upon running into a female co-worker in the office, she said "Oh my god, you look like one of those Aryan Nation brothers!". That in itself wasn't too bad, but after I chuckled, she said "Let's see your sieg heil!" and promptly raised her hand in air... I think you did the right thing and she got what she deserved. And you said her friend was a redditor who knows who you are now right? "I really hope she does it so I can counter-sue for slander. I have been thinking about how I can get reddit to defend me in court." Reddit isn't the best place to put your trial plans, especially if the prosecution can see them, if it ever happens. why ? >Right. Because there's much so evidence to support that. My name is Carissa. I don't even know how to tell you how many times I've been asked if I "explain it all" God dammit. I don't know why I didn't think of just sitting the TV some something to raise it up slightly. What bothers me about CoS is that the entrance to the thousand year old chamber was in the girls bathroom... with a marking etched into a pipe on the sink you never heard of MLG What the... The money prints too fast. it is a major problem for Blizzard Seriously? The character creation part seemed weak as well. I mean.. did anyone else notice that some of the female hairstyles made her head look like an egg on it's side? Exit 69 Shit just got real.. The garbage man woke me up this morning. reeeeeealy long vaginas? Thank you random stranger . *Half-empty*. Gee, thanks Dad. Rumble is really bad, there's a reason nobody plays him. He's better off just ignored. --SSoRP I was the photographer at a wedding in Jamaica a couple of years ago when a bunch of sea turtles started hatching and popping up out of the sand everywhere along the beach front. Being turtles, it was cute. If they had been tarantulas, though... Realizing they were headed away from the water, and into a wall, I went and gathered a few other resort patrons (one too drunk on booze and turtle cuteness to actually help, so she did her part by placing one on her breast and squealing "TAKE MY PICTURE!" about a thousand times.) We asked the resort staff for a container, and they quickly responded with a milk crate which the turtles occasionally fell through the holes of, and we attempted the most Benny Hill-esque turtle rescue ever. Fighting an insane amount of biting bugs, and the dark, we managed to gather every little flippered guy we could find in a few crate loads. One other guy and I scouted out what we thought was a safe place in the water behind a boat ramp where they could see the moon, but not the lights of the resort protected by big enough rocks that they could get out, but nothing bigger than them could get in. They were gone by morning, so either some predator had an awesome meal, or they got to where they were going. I like to think they made it. Ye, did your friends do that for a joke or something because these kids really can't act. I watched like a minute of the other one, the blood money ep. and that was also really bad. Loads of the kids there really couldn't act like that guy that said 'I hate Robert Banks'. To this whole series all I have to say is . Penis thumb I think its more the artist didnt understand his audience. Scotland has many statues of William Wallace, this is a statue of Mel Gibson You're too late, I was already supplied with it. The hair is so obviously shopped in the OP's post He never mentioned that he has a carpet Can Milan now just don't show up for the game at Emirates and lose 3-0 and win 4-3 on aggregate? That bastard. Christian girls are whores! HA HA.......... he stumbled on that fucking gem and busted his head open........ Might discourage the misuse of memes. And now I must do some research on you Un...dead.... I sometimes wonder if if our LAs should be allowed to interact with anything. Or if humanity would be bettered by just getting rid of all of them He's the biggest champion in the League and he can swim in air, what's there not to like? You just told! #### "shit-eating grin" "I was 17", "my 15 year old girlfriend", "previous boyfriend had taken the (nude) picture" ...... I work at a research hospital vivarium. There are about 8 other guys on the animal husbandry staff. All of which are married and all of which are the biggest poonhounds ever. One day, myself and a particularly tenacious gentlemen (about 44yrs old) were discussing women and he was asserting that there was no such thing as love. Thats when he said to me in his thick mexican accent: "AFIpunk84, women are nothing but sperm recepticles. Never spend more than $5 on a woman. If she wont put out after one date, call her a bitch and tell her to fuck off. My greatest joy in life is spanking bitches". To which i replied with . I'd only worked there for about 2 weeks and was totally speechless. [](/angel " ") That doesn't stop you does it?? Can't read the rest of the article Palme blev även mördad av en okänd gärningsman ┌( )┘ ⟳ ): ಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠ ಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠ Two weeks? Not sure if I can wait that long! ┌( )┘ 彡 ┻━┻ [](/c28 " ") sadly, i think he was actually trying.... That sounds like my collage RA.... Sounds like Hemorrhoids. Only weird part of the song was "So cool like ice tea" I feel so stupid for not noticing the photoshopped hair... "Wait, how is this bad? Oh..." Wow, look at heimerdinger. In average dominion games he's rank 6 but in high elo he's rank 35 . I got a female friend of mine a gift for Valentine's day. It's something we have done for **years**. This year she has a terrible boyfriend who is jealous of our relationship but that didn't stop me from tradition. Wait... how do I know you aren't the terrible boyfriend? Well, Tarhiel, maybe you'll put some more research into such things before you put them into practice next time Sounds like a pretty good mission! \( )/ away!!! I had a friend (whom I've known since I was little, and she's well aware of me being a vegetarian) invite me to dinner. Her dad made hamburgers... then my friend turned to me and said "So, what are you going to eat?" >... .... Well. After reading all of those, all I can say is that you've evidently had an.....interesting life experience. AND HATH DASHED THEY SUCKLINGS ON THE ROCK///-- ಠ_ಠ - pslms 22244343:444 Most people are saying its watery... In slightly worried at what you drank >comparing Florida winning **2 football national titles** to the STATE of Alabama winning 3 **football**national titles? Cats aren't that strong, they're just fast and agile. If you lay on top of one or disable the legs, it's not going anywhere. (I said "disable". Not break or remove. ) Yeah but at least magic 8-balls have more than two possible answers HE SAID " GODDAMNIT I WANT HIM TO BE SINGLE! I DON'T LIKE THE WAY IT'S GOING. I'M FINE WITH VOCALS IN THE SONGS, BUT I WOULD AT LEAST WANT THE INSTRUMENTALS." I'm confused as to why the most elaborate comment in this thread is posted by Dildo Baggins. Godwin's law in less than 15 comments. Here's my impression of this guy: That 2 lb burger is 6000 calories. To put that into perspective, a 2 lb tub of pure fat is 8100 calories. Basically, atleast half of that burger is pure fat. I forgot my sarcasm punctuation. We all know here in /r/gaming that link is the guy. I have a buddy that licked a hookers ass.... Think of all the 17 year olds who will be walking around their schools thinking about how badass they smell. Lets hope they Google anarchy because of it. Thanks for the spoiler thumbnail what...happened to the cow in the last picture? As an idiot, I find this incredibly offensive. Spend 6 months and bust 17 people... I thought you were talking about the kind of stockings you wear on your legs, then started imagining your dad stuffing condoms into your stockings after washing them. Oh God, Why? How much money? Mousetraps are no joke. They are meant to snap the spine of mice! Your testes are not that durable... >Penis thumb "Downtime should be just a few minutes." Not in china What the hell is knee-armor? upvote ALLL THE they even got the priest in the action My kids will know it. Trust me. My last name in Spanish means "Lion", and whenever someone starts to learn Spanish (there are a lot, I live in southern California) they say "Hey! You're A. Lion! Hahaha!" Are you coming on to me? *Canada.* > Stanton decks? Ok, remember the irony I was speaking of earlier? You're providing him instructions to install a program for which one of the major purposes is to view and distribute illegal content??? There's a road in my town called Groat Road The little people Jesus Christ, I should just stick to lurking. /r/runescape Downvoting people that don't know some content... Name is still visible and it's not a dude. I thought the same damn thing. >I doubt the Mosin will ever be very valuable since there are something like eleventy billion of these things floating around? Is that how they got in your head? you don't eat the peel? I need a jail broken iPhone 4S though. And no ones gonna trust me with that Good to know the idea of the "white man's burden" is still alive and well. "Your only worry is finding your segway after a dinner party." You are saying someone else posted my honeymoon pictures before me? Nah, it's from porn. Porn that bares an odd resemblance to Pulp Fiction, but porn nonetheless. I think it's from the NextDoorMale people or something, looks familiar... Haha, It follows the rules, I guess! Thanks for the lp. You forgot to photoshop her face on all the others :O I thought it was just called the reddit alien!!! I also thought she was a male.... So that's how Noah got the trees on board. Puff puff (ノ ೊ)ノ彡┻━┻ FBI knocking at your door Read your name as livejasmine Tied in the 3rd period with less than half a period to go. Before I clicked I thought it was an actual place... We like David Jaffe, but hate Paul Christoforo... yet their attitudes and behaviors seem identical here. What an interesting quandary, /r/gaming. > Woa bro I fail then. There are cities in which you can't dance. When I worked for Apple, I got $9.15 an hour. Why are you hurting me? Yes..I love Jolly Ranchers.. Congrats! You made the front page!... of r/atheism stompy. they know. Do you have a sink in your room? Yes, by all means, redirect OP to a subreddit with 2 (that's *two*) subscribers, and no posts except a "Comment Face Test" post.. Was this really necessary? The woman stands up for gay rights and against bigotry and the next logical step is to post a video of her showing a boob? My name is Dray. When I introduce myself to somebody, it is very hard for them to comprehend "Dray." I often have people giving me inquisitive looks and saying names like Trey, Grey, Drew, or Greg. After pronouncing Dray a few more times about 8 out of 10 people say something to the extent of "oh! like the doctor!" They think that is hilarious and original. Yupp it sounded mad retarded when Buffer said it The anti-federalist/federalist debate looks like a choice between getting fucked by the states or fucked by the federal government. I don't like either option. Ooh, ooh, can I be the head? ლ( ლ) > Yeah, because everyone here who is calling out the US for being a corrupt, immature global bully is doing it for karma, not because they actually care about this issue . He said that because that's an exact description of Moon Knight, so there is no reason for . The Nightingale armor looks like a black version of a variant costume for him. Kog Maw > To be fair, Colby got really lucky with the Mosin and scored well. I don't know if it was a trick of editing or maybe he actually is that good at shooting. Colby hit 3/5 bulls-eyes with the Mosin at 100 yards. And all the while I"m listening to him saying "I have no spotter so I have no idea where these rounds are going". I 'd. And things like "The > Mosin feels so good. It's a good old bolt-action rifle", which struck me as strange, because when I shot a Mosin I halfway dislocated my shoulder, and that bolt is not something I would choose to put on a rifle given the choice (though to be fair, I've never shot a Springfield 1903). It's nothing compared to an Enfield bolt that's for sure. the reply is usually " Grey." I can't believe he just asked that. Please don't be fine with the daily Obama bashing on FOX. I will lose hope in humanity until the boyfriend who shielded his girlfriend from a shooter at a college story is reported again. This is really inefficient. To do a search it literally has to read every row in a table. "THAR SHE BLOWS!" Said right as I came. Also, I remember a friend in high school once told me that the average high school relationship (relationship, not hook-up ) lasts 2 months. The idea being that if you're together for 2 months and still happy, you're better than most relationships and there will be a good chance that you'll stay together for a very long time. I want my minute back. Don't you dare say NodeJS, that name is forbidden in dis house.... "cloggedthroat" You're saying you've seen the droves of cosplayers walking by your place and never been the least bit curious? cow 11.4% shorter feet in one year? Duuude ... No, this is clearly to help the woman make a well-informed decision. It is for her health. In general I hate it when people say that they're "OCD about this", "Oh I'm so OCD about clothes, I wash them every now and then" Please don't put in the title's on this subreddit. That's called editorialising. So many people asking for money . I don't really need help on anyone but my paragon but any help I could get on her would be very appreciated. I've read this three times, and I still don't get it. Seriously, put on a f*cking shirt... guise... GTFO WITH THIS SHIZZZZ U HAVE A FINE ASS WOMAN BEHIND U COMENTING ON UR PORN HIT DAT SHIT HIT IT! How do all these German people know English so well?! What? You spread it on your hair with water as evenly as possible, it doesn't get very soapy (which was my point) but yes, I would still call that lathering. I have coarse hair, so I know quite as much about conditioner as anyone else. Sheesh "I could care less." My gpa is over when these come out > I hope you brought enough for the rest of the class This isn't how you do this meme. Why does everyone seem to think that this guy is the "they said" mascot. Guess. When I talked to 'cleverbot' the other day, he told me that the bible was credible evidence of god... Looks like a fat lady having fun with a suction cup dildo. i can see it in my head," hey can u smell this? and this is my surprised face. Lol r/petaluma only had maybe 10 readers a year ago...today 25!! That subreddit is blooming Don't want Embryonic cryogenics still had a way to go. Your parents did the best they could with the available technology! ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ This feels strangely like Groundhog Day. I.... Wow Wait... what were you doing subsidizing EA's Origin? AAaannnnndd you uploaded this image to imgur We are being trolled into giving Beiber's vid more views. "You don't look Swedish!" and my favourite... "BORK BORK BORK!" My name is Carlton, everytime I meet someone they ask if I can do the Cartlon dance from The Fresh Prince of Bell Air. I just simply say no and glare You are SO going to hell for this. Happened to my dad while we were on a family holiday when I was 14. A mother Quail and it's babies. Difference is, my Dad just kept driving ... Funny how quick a mental scar can form... WTF did you just make me download "Elaborate" normally does not mean tl;dr... You put the punchline in the title Fuck your table (┛ )┛彡┻━┻ That's quite a collection you have there.... Same here buddy, same here He was. I moved to the UK from the US 3 years ago. I was amazed when I found that the Common Cold is nearly non existent in this country, but The Flu sure seems to be common... And also far less severe then I remember it being . an ex girlfriend of mine had "migraines" and was always trying new medications for all kinds of psychological shit. prozac, zoloft, etc. i gave her the benefit of the doubt that she actually had some issues at first, but the hypochondria and attention seeking reached critical mass when she tried to say she had "a touch of diabetes" (and no, i wasn't dating karl pilkington) :) Looked great until I saw that Link had unshaven scruff and a soul patch I'm from Manchester And black people's vote should count as 3/5ths? So you hid in the bushes and snapped some photos? *who the fuck takes these pictures?* not sure if pictures taken before in case camera stolen or taken after for joke.... we seen.... Anything Yeah I got to the Fry meme and decided it was a complete failure. *Holy* crap? Crap can't be holy, there's no such thing as anything "divine" True. She's got to be doing it on purpose. I mean, she uses Spongebob themed checks for chrissake. Yet you wore ear plugs? The first time I saw them back in '85 my ears rang for a solid seven days. I've done enough damage over time. I dismiss your . Logic is a bit weak with you. Not at all because I left Facebook years ago and have enjoyed the lack of retardation like this. But thanks for bringing it here too. Really? ** ** At first I was all > In this case, all the owner has to do is use a garbage bag for the trash can, and tie it up on trash day. If not, then yes, you'll get one pissed off trash man. No one told me. After my third UTI my doctor was like "You knooow, if you pee immediately afterward...." Nice fucking timing , $3,000 hospital bills later. "Leaked..."??? egg powder??? Can't tell if trolling or has blurry vision What an amazing pile of shit statement you have found ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ^ ...dude It stays. ( ) ┻━┻ oh my god won't someone think of the children?! .... To be fair, most of us were terrible back then. Or at least I was, I never played comp or even lobbies before that. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Plus who wants ass hair in their gun. I really hope you had to google that my sister had an eating disorder and became so unbalanced she almost died; happily, she's recovered from that now. at the same time, though, she's gotten stuck in the "sick" role, and claims to have fibromyalgia and rheumatoid arthritis, groaning every time she stands, sits, or whatever. interesting, seeing as she tries to run after and tackle me every time she sees me, and just joined a club rugby team at her school... Yeah, I finally got my roommate on board for going and fortunately he has all the camping necessities. Camping is pretty much on. He was worried that this festival wouldn't be worth the cost of his ticket and vacation time. Bitch, you make $52k/year and have no debt. You can easily afford it. Hey that movie was shot at my high school, you take that back! "Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego? was created partially in response to the results of a National Geographic survey that indicated Americans had alarmingly little knowledge of geography, with one in four being unable to locate the Soviet Union or the Pacific Ocean." buy the real game for cheaper This was posted yesterday. At least wait a week or so... 'Sanitized tape worms'. Ya, I guess you're right... I'm glad that people only have a "free pass" to kill themselves via things like a gunshot to the head. That's much better for them and the family member who gets to find them (and their brains splattered all over their living room wall) There's logic. Another repost of this in the same day? Uranus... you're doing it wrong >Creepy. i dont think rei was meant to be a main love interest, technically being shinjis mother and all that was not an invitation to expand on the image There is nothing funny about Grave's disease you guys. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ And a Saloon is..... A Sedan? He totally nailed everything I've ever done in a gay bar. Wow, every one of those bullet points under the Beliefs section made me That wasn't expressed in his post and mail lists change, It could of happened anytime for all I know. * * Lincoln would still be on the $5 What kind of damned free thinker tried to pull THAT one off?? Did they get burned like the witch he/she was??? Wow.. Clearly calls for a witch-hunt, deserving of deletion. No disrespect intended but: more Coventry than Fiorentina fans Except that haikus are half as short and only has 17 syllables. So no, its not practically as short as a haiku. [ ](/spoiler) But....that ISN'T REAL....right? *SHave.jpg* Are you trying to tell me something? Imdid a thalmor quest for myself. I entered the embassy and killed every one of them. Them put all their corpses on a great bonfire. Really Microsoft? You have 2 gaming "platforms" and make your games exclusive to the lesser one? (PC and Xbox360). Yeah, it's such a shame you can't play PC games on a 50 inch TV. WAIT A SECOND . I'd rather play a game on my monitor that actually fits the resolution of the screen then play an Xbox game that is stretched to twice the size to fit the TV. Chris Brown's middle name? Maurice. Oklahoma with a respectable 2 points! I'd prefer a perfect 0, but 2's better than California's 81. Holy crap! I made an account just to post on here. I saw you dancing on the streets in Melbourne just a few days ago :O I saw you performing on Bourke St. (sp?) on 2/8. I even recorded a few videos of you going up to older ladies...it was hilarious and made my day! You even made eye contact w/ me as I was crossing the street with my camera Well I knew that already. But it's not helpful when I write it in my law exam hard drives... ... you must be 12... >Why do atheists/Muslims/Christians/Scientologists/Hindi/Shinto/Buddhists/Jews/etc. care about what others believe in anyways? THIS IS NOT NEARLY ENOUGH INFORMATION FOR ME TO DEDUCE WHO YOU ARE. I will find out who you are if I have to comb through every female MTV best kiss winner since the beginning of time up until now and scrutinize all of their past movies to find ONE Australian. Kids draw the darnedest things... New Testament mentions it quite a few times as well How dare you challenge the nipple play It seems like only the technologically crippled get the newest devices. So we get calls for every single mundane issue. "Evernote doesn't work!" Have you updated it? "What's update?" We'd be the away team >Really Microsoft? You have 2 gaming "platforms" and make your games exclusive to the lesser one? (PC and Xbox360). Hahaha he's looking at krul like I'm disappointed in you for letting me score. Does that sign say, "Over 350 pounds eats free"? I am honestly surprised he hasn't replied to this yet NSFW this, my mother almost saw this I don't think that has the same kind of redundancy he was talking about. I find the angry birds plushes to be understandable while the minecraft lego sets make me do the face. Stop browsing the web while sitting in the front of a class This must be in Bronze league. Look at those resources Well I can't say that I'm surprised, if you're dutch oven-ing him all the time. Have some respect. That's someone's child. ducks don't make money Yes, quite... Scumbag nervous system. You misspelled perfect Hope we don't have to wait 2 years Its not cut in half in australia "coon" is a derogatory word for an Indigenous Australian I really liked the part where you made Massachusetts, New Hampshire and Vermont one state. Well, I thought we got rid of all the CP rings on reddit, but I guess we missed one Reddit:Where meme's come to die. So you want to attract more Redditors by promoting something that pisses off Redditors? A million fucking times ***this.*** Not enough here. Lol I used to cake margarine onto my toast. I loved the way it tasted. Then I learned that if you leave it out in the sun, it turns into plastic No. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ No more racist than black history month. This is hilarious, but I can't find a primary source link. They're not naked. thefuckiswrongwithyou? Waaaaiit... you're putting the garlic... *in your vagina*? Damn, that just seems like much more of a hassle than *seeing a doctor*! When I read this I was really surprised at your maturity level when you were 9. You really knew what to do. Then I read that 2 years later you were going to let a stranger walk in and use your bathroom. What the fuck happened!? lol I was born with a full head of hair. There is no IQ requirement on Freedom of Speech. I'm beginning see the dangers of that I hate myself. I'm a vegetarian and an animal lover (not like that ) and this poor thing must have died in agonising pain... Me likey! "Ahem jokes on you I actually got 21 points thank you very much " Woah woah, this is a recurring fee? I pledged last quarter and the person who I signed up through failed to mention this "Oh gosh, my dad likes listening to loud music. How embarrassing!" No. Are you fuc*ing kidding me? You seem awfully exited about this What the actual fuck piece. by. piece. I can't unsee this Go out and buy a strawberry. Ooh, another colt 1911 fanboy I knew I should have tried to join your team I like how you didn't highlight the part about the gay and transgender porn What are you doing to lady rainicorn Busted ! Wow nice legs for Bell and whoever. If it does not have the Internet it would not be smart. Oh by the way the Internet is for porn. ಠ_ಠ Definitely not! Actually, I'm not in the US, and have no idea if the Klan is even a thing elsewhere in the world. The only time I've seen/heard of it is when it's been referenced in American news/pop culture. That's what I wanna know! Domestic abuse is never the answer! Article date Scumbag lurkers: use promo code for awesome game, don't report that they used it. LOL?! LoTR: Return Of The King. My life is going to be one hell of a long life. Did you glue these onto a real bird? SO MUCH **NOPE** Mothafuckin' purr purr to you too punk. God, I hope not. I hope the monkeys who made iReddit don't come near Alien Blue with a 10-foot pole. $50 You want to elect Ru Paul, I'm not sure I trust your opinion either! ಠ_ಠ !!!! Thanks! Scumbag Porygon. Wants to watch porn, gets a virus and evolves Nice try, Peyton . Weird skill set for a support No link? You just reminded me of my ex that's into water sports. Riggggghhhht...... ... Stupid question, you know you're not! PFFT Until you are trying to pull down a pallet someone forced into the bin and every damn thing falls 50+ feet crashing on your head ** ** I hate when I see cool shit and it's a movie I do... Yea, bus drivers scare the hell out of me. I've been on the 56 while its doing 120 down the circ just so that it can get to its next stop early so the driver can have another smoke. Whoa dude It's a good thing we don't elect guys like him to make laws in this country....oh wait. Nickelbackluvr? Furries Now I must admit, I went to /r/sillyboys and watched the "Belly Wave" video. An instant 'wat' was let out of my mouth. this has crossed my mind... too big to put in the microwave for 5 seconds though no switcharoo yet? it's ok... I'll wait ... Make sure to grease the pan, you want it to come off easily. *special computer code* Tosh.O Dice originally wanted to add a grenade launcher into the game but they thought that be a little silly to have as a primary weapon. So they made a shotgun into one. 9Gag Ikanari simply reposted ಠ_ಠ, so tacticalbacon thought that was not ok so he posted ಠ_ಠ as a reaction. Then gummy thought "this must be a ಠ_ಠ-tree", but he was wrong and corrected by kiphem by doing a . Nastia does not approve.... Yeah, niggers aren't lazy or anything. Written by someone who clearly believes correlation implies causation. I almost puked on my keyboard. ლ( ლ) Children don't count. They. Yes, they all came over and did that collectively. This isn't a line, it's just some shredders doing tricks one after another. Was slightly deceived by the title of this post. TIL "Once classified as plants, [fungi] are now considered a closer cousin to animals" wtf is wrong with you? Walking in on someone taking a shit. you know you've been playing ANNO2070 too much when you see this and look at the top left of the screen for the island stats I got my Daddy back = God hates fags ??? Something about the top guys facial hair irks me Crazy idea here, maybe if you don't like a subreddit you just unsubscribe so you don't have to see it Nah I'm pretty sure from the evidence we have here we can conclude that he (1) had the child first (2) signed an enlistment contract AFTER the war started because he wanted to fight a war and leave his child at home (3) loves mercilessly killing "brown" people. i have nothing aginst the actor but i cant stand his lisp "bewwi gwibgi" Dude, that would be another spoiler... ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ I live in Chile. How come I have to learn about this *amazing* discovery through foreign news outlets? Playing heavy in TDM? Seems pretty boring to me Just because I said I don't approve doesn't mean I am joining the mob to ban it. I like those eyes . I don't even want to think of the source of that. What? The guy with the sword isn't Zelda? #troll Yes. I drink diet water too. Regular water has all those calories Legend of Zelda A Link to the Past on the SNES. Ladies dig the pink hair Would* Next we'll see a comic stating that apples are apple tree ovaries But if it's not made of sheep then what is it made of?! Wait-- you're an engineer, from Spain, who wants commitment, and has a ridiculous body? HOW ARE YOU NOT FIGHTING OFF THE LADIES WITH STICKS??? Yes, thank you President Obama, for following George Bush's timetable for leaving Iraq while increasing a military presence in Afghanistan and Pakistan. This definitely shows that there are too many ocean biomes. It would be nice if there was I greater ratio of land masses to oceans. #83 As a 'not native English' speaking person: I had 9 years of English in school, 3 semesters at university ... just to realize, that i'm not able to read newer days Facebook posts/infos Deadmau5 is gonna top this list. Having a safe space for minority members does not equate a "separate but equal" situation. They were. I hope to god you don't actually get out a mining pick and helmet. How else are you going to get the suppression medal? And I'm glad I'm on PC too. Last thing I need is getting voice messages from 12 year olds asking if I actually have boobs. Wondering the same thing. Out of maybe a dozen times across two characters I've not had anyone come back for them. Not that I'm waiting around for them or anything. Skyrim is casual gaming? Knowing that face, he probably wouldn't get it. I started scrolling got to about third picture and looked at my sidebar and i wasnt even a 5th of the way there. Is it supposed to taste salty? Female here and I have to agree with the idea if she had simply said, "ok, no prob! When is ok for you? I have this Saturday open?" and worked out a time that worked for them both he would have been good to go. Frankly as I read this all I could think of was DON'T OPEN YOUR DOOR MAN!!!! This is one of those lovely ladies that will be found with her boyfriend, she murdered, in his apartment while she is wearing his shirt and petting his hair, the smell will alert the neighbors, after their second date... Then he should consult his doctor It's a magic dirtbike. Sorry forgot to note that in the post Wait, really? because that 10 lbs yorkshire terrier is going to kill something Make up your mind, little she-human! I have no right of forgetting "South Park" (auto ) Yeah, silly woman having a kid without considering her husband profession Ever have a roommate who happens to be a lazy baker?(cakes, not MJ ) Doesnt that just mean you had a blowjob from a guy then? 46 You mean the dagger? As one who has seen geckos fall off of walls and ceilings i'd have to say pass. I guess no link to purchase day has been extended ** ** all of them probably looked something like If your computer desk (?) is stable, good shit. If it's old and rickety and about to fall any second, you might want to eject now Yep, that snapping sound He's black and in college? BITCH PLEASE. Stop following me. >Or maybe you're not This is the mane sub after all where there's 4 hypocrites for every 2 bronies.... substantial. YES EXACTLY LIKE THAT Fuck. I was half way done making this exact same joke. I spent so much time on it, then thought, "time for a Reddit break!". And now I see this... Now I might as well delete the whole image... ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠಠಠಠಠ ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ It depends on your phone; my old phone had this awesome habit of adding extra recipients or changing recipients on me. It was a bit of a bastard. Nevermind, I just figured it out. For no reason at all, I had to press "enter" on the number pad (despite the application saying "press backspace to change") to assign a new shortcut. went to google the original image and it's context. Now I wonder if my work's IT is going to question my search habits for "Taylor Lautner pillow". I saw that he was applying a couple days ago. Horrible idea USAS w/frag Amen. Holding a pan does not make you any less of a Demoman It's like he is posting craigslist ads everywhere. Fear Itself? I hope you white kids feel cool repeating that song ... Photoshop envies that cell phone. ** ** Two useless and fucking stupid novelty accounts in one reply. What the hell has reddit come to PC Load Letter?! When thinks suck go , we miss it . Phase one of taking over the world complete. Catacomb Snatch I would pull inception on the OP implanting the idea that inception is impossible so this post doesn't exist... > ForceMeat What are you panning? from LOL to in mere seconds. Looks like a smart chip. Someone going to sue Honest question: Is the title in correct grammar? English is not my primary language and I am a little bit confused or space dicks And so now I have to deal with them on r/JoeRogan. Good job, America. But... This happened to someone I know last night. Who the fuck is making all these dog boxes Whose genitalia were you dissecting? Phantom/ Decent player <slow clap> Skyrods... </slow clap> Girl I went to HS with called her unborn child "pinto bean" for the duration of her pregnancy. I so hard. Kanto* and johto* IE9 is forgivable. We will still be forever until you upgrade to Chrome or Firefox, however. gwyn...? You *are* using the word "retard" an awful lot. Only if that hat adds one of those games to your Steam inventory. I just finished the demo on PC and I am very happy with how it runs. They seemed to have fixed the problems I had with random framerate drops in game and during cutscenes from ME2. The prerendered cutscenes in the demo looked really bad though. The blurry clothes in close ups are still there though . It costs more than the Glock bloody tirade... TIL Redditors think about computer science while masturbating. $1400? Liar all photo shopped. trolling indeed "Christian girls are whores! HA HA" ........ Oh.. Well I uh, stand corrected then! Gross. If only they had ... oh never mind One found out my reddit account. Hannah. birracial kids can just be listed as african american if they want to. i remember in the early years of high school, standardized tests, which ask for race when being filled out, would only let you fill in one option, and i was always told to just pick "whatever race i identify with the most" Can't tell if trolling or serious I don't fully understand the accounting change, and I don't think the author does either because he does a terrible job of explaining it. >(- ) I suppose Why is semen drinking on the related videos Eh. It depends on the book. I can think of a few non-fiction books that playing videogames is a better use of time haha. Unsurprisingly these books have movies made after them too... Ladies and gENTlemen, I give you my little brother. Funny thing is, I posted a complaint comment on the Elite facebook page about the cancellation. Not terribly long, about a paragraph...and it conveniently disappeared forever. I wish there was a downvote button on facebook just for that page. And upon smoking, he realized the cavity search contained said cigs. x-sistemo: Oh great. Now I've got ANOTHER project to build. Jane's NOT going to be happy There is also a magical subreddit called /r/gaming for general gaming posts, last I checked Pokémon was a game. I hate to tell you, but your husband is not perverted. He doesn't respect you. I would never do something like that to my wife. It would be difficult even if she asked. That shit is just rude. dat fridge Wait, you pronounce orange "or-inge"? Mind = blown. Nici nu știu de unde sa încep how do you find the one to use then? There's no way its possible to remember them all and recognize, oh this is an xkcd opportunity! ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ How is Miku's prices? The online menu doesn't list any prices Im downvoting you because of your username. MFW blowing on cartridges: If you're on OSX it doesn't have the font to show the properly. What did I just hear? i only watched half of it but those questions were not even "school" questions but popculture ones We're talking Flintstones Vitamins, right? Hey i had that trouble once with a ~~lady~~ guy. You already had SMNC and just wanted extra invites to stockpile. Sonic the hedgehog has to save his forest friends from the evil dr robo nick Don't forget Finnish! ( ) "Horizontal sun visors" ( )~--■-■ Mcneill & Mcneill dates the starting point of promidence of Christianity in Rome to the years 165-180 in the book "The Human Web". Even the gospels were written down after the death of Seneca. You had the cash to build an M4, but not proper optics? I came.... this isnt actually a rage comic Lincoln was assassinated in 1865 Gief more Posts! Lucky for me I ride my bike or longboard in the summer! Winters on the other hand > And deary, deary me - deleting unpopular comments and depriving the thread of context now just because you might have lost literally two or three imaginary internet points. Yeah, this guy's a fucking idiot. I guess I should break up with my slut girlfriend then. I hear at one point in her life she was **gasp** naked! It looks like it has down syndrome You are planning on burying the wife, right? He's a hipster, he has to fuck them before anyone else does Franchise? I'd love to keep my quarters with fish, hamster, models, prothean bowling ball and all that, but the alliance will probably take it all away, so I'm not really holding my breath for it. Also, the bar at Kasumi's... I hope we get to keep it, but again... Alliance. Thank you person with suspicions username. I start from the inside out... Such a messy office Oh no! The slappetizers. You were thinking about us all naked in bed. I see You don't have to put ellipses before and after an impartial quote. ** ** Finds boogers. This speaks to me. I once had a bag of spice and had a girl smoke out of it for the first time (on spice) and wanted us to get her to a hospital 10 minutes later. Then she thought my friend was tearing off his facial skin when he was just rinsing his face in the sink. A lazy slave is still a slave. That comment doesn't make any fucking sense. astrology? >(I feel like an imbecile right now ) Do you turn karma into money or something? I see you everywhere with a painted picture. What do you do for a living Shitty_Watercolour?!! Oh yeah. I always have to take it out before going into the Briar Patch. Sorry to hear we scare you > What. The actual. F***. At first I was like , and then I saw your comments and I had some good laughs for the day. Well done. unicornbooty.com is now in my history I agree with this- I'm friends with my friends because I like them and we like the same things, not because of their races. Now that you mention it.. I don't even know what race half my friends are... Haha Show yourself the door, nonbeliever ..... Hit a baseball bat Yah how dare they rip off Sim Tower! Wait... like, *really* Mexico City?? 5 hours and no Kim Jong Un jokes? > If I hated him I wouldn't bother posting about him. I don't think eating an entire tub of frozen yogurt is considered dieting....at least not if you're trying to lose weight Yes...let's all begin to care what medically brain-dead people think................ What do you mean "you people"? vista Redditor for 1 month ... NO PICS "tranquil walk of peace x1" Do not look at children... They are not to be looked at. At all. Sperrys and socks I especially love it when they say they just want to chat and aren't looking for sex, but their picture is them with just a pair of briefs on, bent over their bed. Can you say mixed signals? oh you had to do that twice this year. how nice for you I never knew that flying to another town and back would get you an egg. I'd just bike up and down like that like an idiot for hours trying to get the right trait and gender I do like entrenchment and the other general-related bonuses - and I'm not saying the game should be like Starcraft - after all having micro in a game doesn't make it Starcraft ... but I don't think anyone can argue that making the combat more complex would make the game less interesting? WTF kind of anarchist are you It burns. You scarred me. I do have this really annoying problem too , I think the glitch only occurs in the new generated world in snapshotw07... Am I right ? I know it's not your AMA but... Why did you watch that part in particular in slow motion. . . >finally get your asses to the streets and demonstrate like people who are actually outraged and not like hipsters with free wifi tents and cappuccino machines... Is this English hahaha...huk won that game Speaking as someone who has just finished working on the vfx for wrath of the titans, we should be just as scared of liebesman taking the helm of this as we would for Michael bay. At least michael bay can actually place explosions in the right places on screen... Why don't you just save the other half...? This one time, I was procrastinating so hard that I ended up doing the assignment. Now, we dance. ಠ_ಠ At first I thought that hunk of plastic was the feet of some burning corpse We dont need a book for that. ,l,,( ) During Whitney Houston funeral coverage, they kept using the word "emotional" and I thought to myself "I get so emotional, baby" and then felt inappropriate and bad about myself. Then the newscaster said Whitney was "the greatest love of all." Oh yes. Tasteful Is Madonna doing the half time ? Would I be a terrorist if I bought 1 year supply of gas for myself ? Jihad terrorist thinking ..... ,l,,( ) How did I know it was going to be this gif You're What bugs me is how someone thought this was relevant information I'm too lazy to put on my bra... Also, it's too small. They don't make bras in my size Dehumanizing the enemy does wonders, too. Oh, wait, that tactic sounds familiar I clicked the comments to hopefully get the scoop and not the link for that very reason I just use my iron to make cheese toast and bacon. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ You know, if I hadn't bought that damn 60 dollar stud/electrical/plumbing finder, and I found this post. I wouldn't have fucking bought it... Tennant** never rocked the Bowtie that's not a triforce though. Number 15: Crap like this posted in r/funny never makes me laugh in real life. Depends completely on what you like and if you're on the PC or console. At least give us some info Get fox news in here. They'll take away all of santorum's credibility by running the piece on where he thinks Jesus spoke English and not Aramaic. Upvoted for apple user... downvoted for safari... As a future terrorist I thank you for easy access research. FRom the dinosaurs ಠ_ಠ again again How can it be "time for a break" in statistics when you haven't even got to variance yet? When I saw that they had 100 of the "best and most loved" beers on tap "from around the world" I thought to myself, if they have Bells or Founders I will make the drive to taste sweet sweet excellence once again. They had neither... i don't know if the was about the champions or not, but i actually think graves is pretty cool, rumble too really Do you poop in the bucket? For science. Kotalik Why are they sitting so close in all these pictures.... It just occurred to me. Cool stereotyping, guy who needs a dating website Creepiest thing: married Mormon dudes hooking up in their Gs, or the CL "garment fetish" posts in Provo and SLC. Why creepy? Because...Gs aren't sexy. And because so deep in the closet, they, it hurts. Empire and Crescendo. Catch all of enemies? One sided teamfight they are horrible people Find a hostel and/or a good friend .. Make sure to stay humble and PIF Says Justin Bieber It still took a pretty bad nerf in damage for the M98, I might just end up focusing on being Eng, and Assault Lennen Yet not reference my helicoptering abilities . Seriously Reddit, stop using Boy talks smack. She's easy because she's having monogamous sex in a committed relationship? What a whore, amirite... Yes, that is an American flag on Skyloft ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ I feel your pain. Mine hit my mouth and made my front teeth numb. Lied to the gf, said I was OK It's HTML. I just copied in one day. I changed my phone setting so when I type "wtf" it changes it to " ". and the guy with the film he found in the bathroom must have died. i hope he died. damn him. That's not a person panties Unless his mother IS his g/f When I went to close out of the image I clicked the Accept button I can tell I played the game for a long ass time today So not cool for a [6] Come on guys, I think she makes a very good point; This would act as a great deterrent to stop all those innocent people getting convicted of crimes they didn't commit.. Do you understand that AMA means that you are supposed to provide answers to questions asked? ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ. ಠ_ಠ. This comment has made me forget what colour I thought it was to begin with I realized today that I have acquired a complete phobia of whistling teapots after watching School Days. Those things are so damned ominous... Shudder in ecstasy you mean. I was joking by the way. socks on the beach.. he's hooking up with dog Exactly what i came here to say.... Nice screeching brah~ {there is a redditface button in this client so there you go} go stick it to them clams I apparently reposted this by accident, it is also in another /r/ sorry, . pokébeer... You realize this is the PM of Canada right? I was talkin about the comics -____- wait are you saying you have too........ >Basically Someone called their baby Xander?....... That made my left nipple go hard, but my right nipple stayed the same for some reason... " " these things... zerg making micro/a-move jokes Uh.. do you even know the Yo Dawg meme? Oh god. I always thought it was more of a "I don't know how to respond to that" face than a "look of disapproval". Oh, how cute, it's Lilly, Rin, Shizune, Em- ... Nice Irelia pick, she's stronk because she's stronk then he ended with "I don't know what happened in there" - I was like What if someone posing as a legit photo developer actually works for the government and you never see them or the "item" again. That's my paranoid mind thinking. I wouldn't trust anyone. I would try to make copies just in case they take the original. Notify my next of kin that if something happens to me, it was a setup. it's 40 seconds. I remember in the past I went on stickam and saw a teenage mother smoking a cigarette in the living room right behind her two kids watching tv. Pointed it out to her and ended up getting kicked from the chatroom never went back to stickam again What i gathered from this is, somewhere there is a house with an electrical instalation that won't work through the night if theres a shortage I really start to question people's thought process when a 48hr shipment is described as slow (even though the shipping policy says 3 days) or, when I just waited 2 and half months for my last order to be filled... ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ I agree, those DKs really knew what they were doing. One with 3 returns and one with 2 caps? Not bad. 93% fail this quiz I'm Chinese and my last name is Yu (于). And I have no idea whether someone is "yo"-ing others or they are calling out for me. You've been a redditor for 5 months and you don't know what you did wrong? downvote for yellow text on a white background Hah, weird, I just see it as a heads up/news. Yeah I did a big when I saw that. i wouldn't be touching that if i were you i watched the other video on your channel was that you, if so wtf was that You do realize it isn't illegal to jailbreak iPhones anymore? Goblins gonna... Gobl. This was just as dangerous as the reddit switch-a-roo... /: I dug for so long betweent first post. Original post. Update post. Dovic posts. Everything posts... My godddd my curiosity got the best of me only to find out it was nothing I don't know why other protoss doesn't do this, but when I'm going for the lategame army of "everything I want" I'll have 2 voidrays over 3 stalkers any day, sure they are more expensive but they do a ton more damage and never do any "overkill" nonsense (20 stalkers shooting the same zergling ) You sound really pessimistic. ‏ I don't get how someone can support Real Madrid AND Barcelona at the same time I think except for those who are homophobic, most could careless that you look. in my situation it got to me when the guy looking decide that he was going to trry to turn me gay. that was crossing the line. luckly the other safe manager (also gay, guess the guy confided in him since he was.) let me know he was serious about this and i spoke with upper management to get him moved out of my depart and into another. He is actually making this face. Thanks! Summer is the best time for photos, no cold shaky numb hands screwing up the process. (Camera: Canon Powershot 790IS - Purchased at Wal-Mart ) NO ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ my day just got better Get out of my brain YouTube is leaking. Because comments = older than statuses. Completely legitimate post, obviously I am so dry right now. Thanks. Military? "Fat Tire is a brand of BEER" Wait, didn't jesus make the taco though > Putting things in your ass won't do the trick. That horse is suffocating. Some guy being a pretentious hipster, something along the lines of : "You mean you've been a redditor for four years and you've never been to r/abandonedporn " and then another comment asking why his first comment was down voted. "nigra" omg it's magic ALWAYS ...not for free. It's like the anaconda of slugs! Where do you live? You're going to need lots of salt Wait. If you made it to the bathroom why were you still shitting in the shower ? By David Seaman This woman must be a terrible cook if all she uses is a dozen eggs and a cup of flour nooo i wanted to go to bed but now i have to read more of your work..gj Gruntlebuntle figgy nurdlewaffen... what kind of caption is that Teemo = Naked cat What the hell, Lithuania? Episode I Anakin is the King of the Rebel Alliance? I've seen this posted before though . Still got me so upvote for you. Wait, wern't the mobile phones back then the size of a garden shed...... What were you doing on 9gag Amanda could very well be a guy. Parents name their kids all sorts of stupid shit these days I was excited when I saw the update news but then I started playing and was like . "still just a woman beating asshole" regardless of his tweets I was playing Emerald once several years ago and in the grass west of Lilycove, a Swampert appeared. I think I killed it, I can't remember, but me and my friends were just like " WUT." On the behalf of sane Christians, I denounce and disown your aunt's actions. I wouldn't have my kids around that insanity either. I'm actually happy, its part of why I'm considering giving up. loneliness is a real thing though. having a parter is hard wired into people unfortunately. I certainly don't listen to me penis any more, not again It seems like everyday someone posts this. Hard to believe that guy fucked up our economy so bad! ................................ಠ_ಠ.................................................. ..........ಠ_ಠ.ಠ_ಠ.ಠ_ಠ.ಠ_ಠ...............................ಠ_ಠ.ಠ_ಠ.ಠ_ಠ. .........ಠ_ಠ.................ಠ_ಠ............................ಠ_ಠ.................. .......ಠ_ಠ.......ಠ_ಠ........ಠ_ಠ.........................ಠ_ಠ.......ಠ_ಠ......... .......ಠ_ಠ.......ಠ_ಠ........ಠ_ಠ.........................ಠ_ಠ.......ಠ_ಠ......... .........ಠ_ಠ.................ಠ_ಠ............................ಠ_ಠ.................. ..............ಠ_ಠ.ಠ_ಠ.ಠ_ಠ.......................................ಠ_ಠ.ಠ_ಠ. ...................................ಠ_ಠ.ಠ_ಠ.ಠ_ಠ.ಠ_ಠ. Do you have a problem with rape? ..... I think we should see other people. I went to BSU. I'm sorry but it will never work between us. I agree that I liked the maps in MW2 better but for me the rest of multiplayer was extremely broken... I stopped playing altogether because of shit like hit registry, getting knifed across the map with commando, infinite n00b tubes with OMA, hit registry, god-damn danger close, getting sniped with shotguns, and fucking hit registry. But now, of course, in MW3 its spawndiespawndiespawndiespawndiespawndie My brain hit 88mph. Oh yeah since that's the guys choice I never said that... Check out his profile and other videos Oh hi, i see your from 9gag ^^, here take my DOWN VOTE. "The End" That was interesting! ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I got the sexy pink ones. The picture in the app page is of leaf green no.... dumbass fucking 10 dollars you can spend it on a hooker Clothes ARE a burden... until your mom walks in. How would you know? ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Lucifer ? [sarcasm]A youth hockey coach whose name is "no pants no problem" [/ sarcasm] I think they are confused as to why those things are called blow-up dolls to begin with. DERPY!!!! Her? HTF are you supposed to plug anything into that lower outlet??? Tell me more about slavery, niggertown. Why if your name Pinkie Pie and your favorite pony Fluttershy? Not sure if serious. Dat username. ಠ ಠ Your username is true .... Wat. Good lawyer or exorcist There is a similar question on the frontpage... > such as Generic First Person Shooter, Generic First Person Shooter and Generic First Person Shooter. You need light. It uses the camera to measure the pulsing of your blood in your index finger. It tells me I'm going to die soon my heart rate is 112 See that you do. Also, Walmart expands faster than the interest on loans, so it doesn't pay debts. The money is better spend expanding. Problem is, the debt is to the federal reserve (through GMS, Merrill Lynch) and China, so they are borrowing from taxpayers and never paying it back. Mom n pops could never get away with this from local banks; local banks would go out of business if they let a debt go negative ARM for over ten years from mom n pops just because the mom n pops were growing faster than their small business start up loan was appreciating. However, the federal reserve isn't going bankrupt ...I paid money for this. You're not selling it to me and selling it to me in the same sentence, with the same words. WHICH IS IT, MAGIC MAN?! Oh god. I don't understand why he would even keep a tank if he isn't going to maintain it. Definitely scrub all of that algae off and you should probably shorten the time the lights are on. I've used airline tubing to suck algae off of rocks too with great success ಠ_ಠ `ಠ_ಠ` ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ `ಠ_ಠ` ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ `ಠ_ಠ` ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ `ಠ_ಠ` ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ You better watch yourself. Don't want to go unexpectedly missing for a few years now do we? my friend sat next to the porn star "nena linda" in middle school said she had dat ass at 12 years old Yet it only had one post in it "Can you send me Team Fortress 2?" I'm an American that wants to be a Canadian You guys should really list your region already. Everywhere you are recruiting people keep having to ask. I took Spanish and I'm not following how that's ok. I gave this an up vote cuz that was just funny AF and troll to the max but that is seriously not cool Because they didn't get the unit composition they wanted. ... I was all.. wow that's cool I'm super happy for this guy how lucky.. then I got to the "metal thing" hating you. ;) great pick up man huge huge take!!! I was eating at Mc Donald's at the corner MacOS with DOS drive letters. Am I the only one who clicked to see if someone had found their porn online? Fuck Tit Balls is right Is anyone else annoyed and furious?! he shouldn't be on the road if he is this sleepy. What an irresponsible prick. He's really lucky. Is that supposed to mean " but that's forever from now" or "that's a vast underestimate"? Thanks for sharing. I hope you make the decision that is right for you. Also, your parents will end up being proud as hell of you when you come back home in uniform. Inside your mind you'll have the , but roll with it. They're just as nervous about you growing up. 4% 200 reviews, you wonder how mich money they made off this Drawing is really good, but everyone looks like generic anime men. Even the girls Me3 comes out in a couple weeks and you're only on your 2nd me2 playthrough? No, but I can send you the reminder to input my non-existent Starhawk beta code that they keep sending me because they think I bought Uncharted 3 because I bought Infamous 2 and got an Uncharted 3 beta code. WTF Are you being sarcastic? If not, I would like to throw up all over your comment and then kill myself Good thing you're not a children ass-man It will not let me sign it. I'm logged in but where the "Sign petition" button is located, it is dimmed out and wants me to sign in. I click on sign in and it pops up with that sign in box but gives me the option to sign out. That's what he meant by take their meats... Yes! And I use to be an RES user before she blocked reddit. There are things I miss so much in the world. Goddammit... here I am spending hours browsing Reddit and I tell myself "One more link and that's it..." and son of a bitch I get led to Cracked where I spend another three hours and miss class "What a fantastic specimen of nature. Let's kill it!" Dont know why but every time i try to sign in it just refreshes the page Krogasm service? Lap dance at my bachelor party from a girl who used to wait at the bus stop with me in kindergarten. Gata, mi-e foame. Merci. this haha i've actually always thought the big daddies were kinda bad ass. personally i think the best DoW was the first one. the story was awesome and even though you only followed the Marines, it was just soo much fun. but i'd have to say DC was one of the best. i think they did i fine job with their most recent ones. ive met way older then 45 year old ppls. I've met Arnold Schwarzenegger a number of times at work, and he's always something of an arrogant prick. The caketopper was when I was running an elevator for him, a really small elevator. Four people is chummy in there. We had me, a couple of his CHP bodyguards, a couple of his aides, and some random Austrian dude he was traveling with. The elevator is overloaded, and protests accordingly - buzzing, the doors refused to close, etc. He proceeds to launch into a profanity laced tirade about my incompetence to his Austrian travel buddy in German. Ich spreche Deutsch... Shirley. Did you lose respect in him because he is Christian? If so, that's exactly what all the atheists in r/atheism complain about, just the other way around! A blistering barrage of 30 CALIBRE rounds? Look in the mirror. Damn I'm going to hell or Hull Trick question. It still be America What is the source ? Depends on which bounces more If only everyone would use their mic instead of sending messages do you mean **Transylvania?** As in Romania? It's the start of a new breed of aliens. It will slowly move toward your chest cavity, where it will grow for 9 months. Good luck But Absolut isn't even fine vodka What you act it out? Comcast is a great company. I worked there and love that the bonus goes throughout the company. So the same perks your boss gets you get too. I'm willing to believe this only because what else can explain your sister returning home with feces all over the insides of her car. A dress with pale knickers...that's brave considering how violently dark period blood is. ಠ When I first saw the title I was like I don't think that is true... ** ** >^ ^< Ah yes, thanks for the answer. Also for not giving me them . Not to be confused with mmo-champion, I guess? Thanks to your comment history I know what you see.......... At least they cited their source this time. 6- Where do you find these people? "Rip off. I'm sure it's great but they'd better fix it. (4/5)" You're in platinum Parents still refuse to get high speed . My ping in TFC reached 2700 a few times. And now I know the exact size and outline of Drogba's dick I got them both my first kill, but I'm a Druid. There's a giant drunk bee having sex with a talking flower with huge breasts. If this blogger's reaction is "relative strangers getting to know each other" instead of "lolwtf" then perhaps Conker's Bad Fur Day isn't for him. when passing 10 minute mark inject isnt as important and when its 20+ you dont even need to do anything I meant I took the photo a few months ago when I woke up. Yes. D-Bags... The ones who have spent their own money for almost a century preserving the island as it is. ###* * downvote for saying you upvoted an upvote I fucking hate pins and needles Why is that so scary to look at ლ( ლ) So you sit in that cabinet all day? One of the poorest countries in the world, yet everyone has dashcams... I didn't even know that someone is able to play at this elo. Unless it's a hidden civilization of vegetables Only five episodes , I'll wait for the first season box set. ლ ლ A shot of...beer? Alot of white-people food turns me off. Tuna salad? No. I knew a family who made hot dog chop suey and thought it was great. That's right, cans of LaChoy veggies and cut up hot dogs. My husband's father used to eat kidney beans with milk (although he was native not white) and my ex-husband's family (Polish) would eat raw ground round on bread. GAG! Me, I hate menudo, feta cheese and pickled eggs. Seriously wtf is with that? Yeah, anonymous is really scary. I hope they don't ddos my website! ** ** >*Milli Vanilli* won a Grammy. The Grammy's are the biggest joke out of all of the award shows. > Don't knock it until you try it. I started learning about the internet on Funnyjunk, don't hate on it too much. I like their layout better than Reddit but I like how reddit actually has OC. That 14 YO deadlifts 1½ what I do. But then he posts it here to try and get reddit karma 8 years old. "Grandma's first BBD " So many possibilities and they use it to keep broken chairs Those damn things were fucking useless. I remember my mom's old Ford getting stolen, despite having the Club on the steering wheel. Amazingly enough the cops found the Ford in an abandoned lot in Newark. I guess even car thieves have standards. After we recovered the car my mom couldn't start it with a regular key; she had to use a screw driver I was more disturbed by the way the guy filmed this thing OP name.... I say that you were correct. Also, if you can, dispute the ban. In my opinion, "He wouldn't heal me" is a worthy reason to be banned. You've got the heals, and by god if you don't want to heal someone you don't have to. It reminds me of people who complain that we have no medic, as one of the four spies on our team. IF YOU WANT THE HEALS, THEN START GIVING OUT THE HEALS GOD DAMMIT. Don't forget to add to your dispute CrustleCrustleCrustleCrustleCrustleCrustleCrustleCrustleCrustleCrustleCrustleCrustleCrustleCrustleCrustleCrustleCrustleCrustleCrustleCrustleCrustleCrustleCrustleCrustleCrustleಠಠಠಠ ಠಠಠCrustleCrustleCrustleCrustleCrustleCrustleCrustleCrustleCrustleCrustleCrustleCrustleCrustleCrustleCrustleCrustleCrustleCrustleCrustleCrustle You don't have to log in to see it, there are no ads, no multi-page "after the jump" bullshit... G+ is *great* for things like this. Oh shit. I find this so horrifying. Instant inverted ladyboner. You guys' usernames But have a an awkward internet hug anyways. But NO EYE CONTACT. No immersion? Talk for yourself That's the joke. It's like when they made Ireland join by forcing them to vote after they said no. Right after it went to shit .Guess who was a strong proponent for the Irish bailout? Peter Sutherland, the former Attorney General and former Goldman Sachs International employee. *Her* face? I see what you did there... So I was flying the little bird today and instead of my ATG missile disabling an enemy chopper, it just flipped it into the ground Feels weird when I see something posted then realize I live near said place (also weird being from Ohio but that's neither here no there). What's even weirder is when I look at "People" on their site and recognize some of them Just wait until the Fleshlight people get ahold of this technology... People can call it whatever they want, but people will at them depending. Kill it before it lats eggs WWII wasn't in the 1860s The fuck? As a fellow european, I hate you now Agreed. Showgirls needs a new cameraman. The in and out and in and out and in and out makes me so sick and, funny enough, it pisses me off. Half the time you don't even get to see the girl's entrance and the first few seconds of her performance. i hate this even more because it is plausible You cheated, and you're wondering why you didn't lose any weight? Yep and that Nuclear material is going to blow all over the place. If War wasn't bad enough now you have Nuclear material blowing all over. ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ How is that even possible? I am at work right the fuck now. Heavy's eyes look like the inverted look of disapproval. ( ) **IS EVERYONE ON REDDIT LIKE TWELVE?** She said killcam of her, not some random person. Love it! Looks like ................................. Definitely read that as "my strap-on is backwards" and had a little bit of going on. Yes. We have a Badass over here! More importantly... why??? Or we were just sharing theatre joke Except it isn't a "poor me" post... I'm not complaining about some girl breaking up with me or some shit, I'm complaining about a good subreddit going downhill because people would rather posts memes and get karma than contribute anything meaningful. Besides, this meme isn't even related to being a teenager. This is getting reposted like crazy on facebook.. I commented on the pic "yesterdays front page reddit is todays front page facebook" then the girls asks me "wtf is reddet?" I don't think people would be okay with killing turtles that feel when you share a name with a dog. But it's okay since she looks adorable! I hope you guys have a great time together! :) Sorry for hijacking, but does the store sign at 0:36 say Santorum? just because call of duty isn't over yet What the actual fuck. he stuck his dick and crazy, then discovered exactly how crazy it was... then stuck his dick back in ಥ_ಥ or maybe ლ( ლ) Twilight. mlk parade? It doesn't . His point was: "If it happens, rule 34 can show it" as opposed to "if southpark shows it, then it happens". Not refering to sex. You could also NOT make a typo in the title of your post 3/4? I learned this when I was still a child... almost 20 years ago. Fuck I'm old. *Willy nilly* I'm still upset that you guys tackled him at the 5. The character who stood out to me the most was that dark elf woman in Skingrad who asked me whether necrophilia was legal in Cyrodiil To add, prior to the immortal buff patch, no other race had A build for every matchup that could get you in diamond or even masters with just a tad of micro [I'm looking at you Diamond 4gate only Protosses ] No nice. thanks for that. One of these things is not like the others.... I know that couch We already did. Use of corn as a fuel made food prices spike. It's the force, I read the title with obiwan's these are not the droids your looking for. Everyone is now aware of Discs on Craigslist. Poop. Forget everything I just said on a coffee table.... Should have used " ninja" , ningaers I never heard anything about it Ask Morgan freedman. ###ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ These are real libraries, trust me: anal, lube, hump, goo, quickie. Does the name of the engine have anything to do with these names? It's not to candy that is banned , it's the toy inside. Damn cracker jacks had to change their toy to meet with USA laws. I hate them now, the toys. ಠ^ಠ^ಠ^ Now I see why pizza is shaped in a lying down triangle Reddit has corrupted my mind so bad i barely feel anything looking at those pictures..... Now I have that in my history Why down vote?? Just because I used pens to prop up my guns Obligatory bar code Hilarious. If you don't take care of them... Dat Tristana I like how you mock the person *defending* religious people, as if *that's* what we see to much of on Reddit. I wish I could say "I see what you did there" but you didn't do anything to see there Thanks for the nightmares... Why does this excite me As an Argonian - I'm from RI... And I can say that seems about right... sadly enough Not anymore Unless you're at work. go on... edit: came to the comments, just to post something about twisted metal... thanks alot for beating me to it... Literally? ...and onions. I have no idea what was I thinking when I decided I want to try it, despite knowing all this beforehands, and being an onion hater all my life too. and it *really* smells like onions. and rotten zombies and vomit and ... well, JUST STAY AWAY FROM IT. took a little bite, instant gag reflex. can't believe some people name it the king of fruits and actually enjoy the taste... Stay on the Gilli T island! great party's, no police, tiny place! and when they offer to make you an extra strong mushroom shake **BELIEVE THEM - ITS REALLY STRONG** probably not the worst example ever, but "All is Full of Love" being originally a Death Cab for Cutie song It's past your bedtime young man Get your hooves out of your pants. The emblem shield thingy with the what would you rather have? 3 base worth of Mules/scans and die? or having 3 bases/2 OC worth of Mules and win the freaking game since zerg cant kill your 3rd with going 200/200 roach on it or Brooblord They do this? He didn't leave, though. It's funny because penis is in president. I had one pull me over on my way to class one day for going 2 over...and if i remember right it down a slope DUDE, FUCKING NSFW. Some of us aren't supposed to look at hardcore porn during work, okay? Do you have to walk it? It would be strange to see that thing at a dog park Not sure if serious or trolling I just saw this pic today. Obvious repost. Thanks so much for the review. I was literally at the liquor store today debating between these two. I decided to go with the Ardbeg, but they did not have it as advertised on their website. I have had the Laphroaig before and found it to have a strong medicinal note. Your review doesn't mention it, but does Ardbeg also have this taste? Stupid scumbag brain Gurkha. If you haven't heard they're doing a recall on the Savinelli ELR line. You can send them to me for a delayed refund. You didn't edit it, there's no asterisk next to the time. Rofl this is how I felt telling my family. "They know that I did sex... " I see a supernova. It alone is fascinating enough. Maybe even the one on the right I *just* closed Spotify and shut down my laptop. But I really can't ignore playlists with names like these. ಠ_ಠ This is just disturbing You.... need an upvote for some reason, i felt compelled to watch the whole video Who are you... What a bunch of fucking hippycrits, first the bash blacks then they end the video with "Peace and Love". NO, YOU GIVE HIM AND UPVOTE AND MAKE HIM HAPPY, RIGHT THIS INSTANT. But.. what if I call them "treats"... I've had insane marathon hotbox sessions, and not once have I ever hallucinated. It's not even possible. I like the comic, but come on OP, did this really happen? ಠ_ಠ just pual? Yes, respect: the cornerstone of every successful fandom. Vertical paper. Disqualified!! Nope!!! That moment when you recognize a sibling's alt account from a celebrity story #### "The nicer Walmarts" wait, so this means that guy had to stare at 9 photos of himself naked sticking his ass at the camera while making this... That lady. The person who posted that on the wall was a girl 100% medically accurate! If your grief is not pegged at 100% already, you're wrong I'M LOOKING BUT I DON"T SEE ANY PANTS! Reading down the right side of the chart, I thought 10!!!! was LOL and I was like dat step! And yes, that is a Gameboy, I dont even know why people are debating that . Oh a picture I posted ruined your life? Just untag yourself duh! This happens every fucking day! Then people bitch because I don't "socialize" Whoaw, this gave me the weirdest Déjà vu feeling. Stop reposting this so much. >My former friend's Facebook profile picture. *Cuiva* i-a plăcut Catcher in the Rye Roy thought he won the second and third Thanks for the spoiler They should sell used freight containers. Everyone in the uk just type terrorist on social media. You might crash their servers. P That is awesome as hell, mine just wanna bite my fingers off every chance he gets... *jelly* This water tastes like shit I hate camping. The tourniquet...was it necessary? In reality, water is the most expensive commodity. We will spend 5 dollars on a gallon of gas. On the other hand we will spend 3 to 4 dollars on a liter of water. Your out of your service area. Happens a lot with AT&T 22 games, definite proof has no one noticed the dual monitor setup with a bezel right in the MIDDLE OF THE SCREEN. Smh makes me sick I live in Virginia, 5 miles from the legislature... Middle line has 6 syllables. Because of the general tendency to award the Swedes the right to call any damn generic Nordic thing as their own. The meatballs aren't particularly *Swedish* either. Far too small a sample size to draw any reasonable conclusion " " It's still too high Close piano door on fingers The Ishtar is fucking ridiculous *Creepy 80's hair band* Intro was him thanking his dad for fucking his mom in **detail** awesome party song, horrible workout song. I didn't Are there really people who didn't know this? Pedo squirrel. What was you doing He said after the game he did it on purpose because he assumed they still had time to foul and get another shot. With 3.9 seconds. Yea, because of all those guys who are just desperate to get any woman they can pregnant Wait was that only a cat pic ? Or was the cat in a urn and that pic was its tribute. I am a gingerkid and I resent that. I was forced to switch to the system you describe in my *second* year of college ( ). Still, chromatic solfège syllables describe an exact interval between pitches as opposed to "raise" -- think melodic minor: Who's dog tag do I have steal to get one of these? > [Semla in warm milk] is messy and disgusting. Awesome! I'll try when I get home... had to play on medium quality so far, though my computer should be able to handle more. Thanks.... but ammonia? I lost a lot of respect for Morgan Freeman after I found out he was engaged to his 27 year old step granddaughter that he helped raise. They've been together for about 10 years -looks at picture- "Guns Save Lives" ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I'm OP. Or as some Redditors like to call me "Hey, you karma whoring with someone else's OC." It took this many years for CWC to get to the front page? Soon Slap that Your mom... >What do you propose? She shares the videos so we can make sure it really happened? BoldItalicstrikesupLink|QuoteCode•Bullets1.Numbers [Promote] The is for "NO RUDE ALLOUD" right? 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Those mother fuckers can jump like 5 feet . No one will ever ruin Pokemon for me I remember that being the big draw of Cable TV at the time, that there were no commercials! What a bummer when we finally GOT cable, we still got those F'n commercials...I still don't get how they justified that. Requires? That's pretty extreme. Well the 14 month old child wasn't saying "stop" so surely it must be okay And what exactly has this to do with engineering? Or don't you guys learn that stuff when you are about 15 I just copy/paste it "other dubstep bands" Is there any consensus about how well `var π = Math.PI;` works cross-browser? If modern browsers use it (hell, I'll even include IE down to 7), I'm totally going to use that, plus `var = eval;` and `var λ = function() {};`, in my personal JS library. can't tell if being sarcastic, or if chocolatehotdog's reference just went over his head.... jesus, that linked and started playing so fast... i tried to hit stop, but that crazy sax guy got the foirst 6 notes out before i could silence him. now everyone in my office is looking at me funny. Yeah, how dare they malign the name of such a fine organiza... Are you seriously telling me you're *surprised* that the vastly more sophisticated piece of electronic gear is less durable? It needs to have support for Sharepoint, but it probably hasn't... (Onenote doesn't...) I think it's a great idea to just ignore it and hope for the best. There is no one employed by Henry's named Frank! I honestly listen to Boyz II Men and Mariah Carey when I workout. indenpently MFW It's like someone doing BMX tricks with *training wheels* on their bike. One does not simply *link* to tubgirl. "YOLO" I'm trying to decide if the flaming in your name means you're a troll or just gay I'm too dumb to understand the stupidity in their answer. And yet Playboy couldn't shoot full nudes even though she said it was okay because they couldn't get her va-hoo-ha to look anything approaching decent. Now I can't unsee my mind's eye! Oh yeah, that Dubstep band. Your fiancee? Just clicked through to check this out. Homepage is not helpful. I just came back to the game, it did not have this last time I played That IS NOT.... **A WALRUS** ** ** Last panel made me shit bricks. Im 14 > Edit: pseudo-code didn't compile Are you trying to say, you did not want to be the kid to be with that hot oldder woman? Reply, in the text box window thing press the down arrow at the top and you will see three lines on each side, pull left to right for more options. There it is ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I found maggots in a Mr. Crunch bar- they weren't even crunchy. I was disappoint. In a college ESL listening class I was teaching, I had my students watch a documentary about the Salem witch trials. They were allowed to take notes while watching, and were allowed to use them on the quiz. I gave all the students the same questions, but I switched the order. One question was, *How many people were accused of witchcraft?* Another question was, *How many people died as a result of being accused of witchcraft?* A quarter of my class told me that over 200 people died because they were accused of witchcraft out of 24 people in total who were accused of being witches. This happens in Wisconsin, too. Hunters get drunk in the woods that are in close proximity to a rural neighborhood. Then, they fire guns at (what they hope is) deer. It happens. It's always a little scary though. In the town I used to live in, there was a lawsuit filed against a hunter because he shot a llama from a nearby farm. He was drunk and thought it was a deer. The llama's fur was black and white. Typical story, really. You aren't the first, and you will not be the last. Had a guy last week call a Wildebeest an Antelope These aren't special cookies. That's really disrespectful of him What is this "round" you speak of? I don't see it in my dictionary... Might I suggest talking with your husband before resorting to getting a camera. Well that's relevant TITTY SPRINKLES! They did that to me one time. However, I paid for two day air on another occasion, actually got "out for delivery," and waited 4 hours at home after work for the package to never show. I constantly refreshed the tracking info until I got "Package arrived back at sorting facility" So I called and they said "sorry we can't deliver it until Monday (it was friday, hints the WHOLE GOD DAMN PURPOSE OF 2ND DAY AIR SHIPPING). At least I got my shipping charged refunded. I never got the talk, when my mom found out it happened I got a high five. You didn't even copy the misspelling correctly... I want your job. I also like how he's helping Detroit barefoot as in bare feet ** ** £115 a week to the church? hey. It's my job to turn that into copy pasta. Srsly, check my comment history. He was expecting the lemon part. Why are there so many pedophiles in the comments? I have that textbook! What the actual fuck? Did you actually go to the link before commenting? The site itself was defaced, not just some comment thread Somebody was 2 hours faster than you > Don't fix my posts or I'll ~~burn~~ fuck you. "somewhat orgasmic." / "BJJ is an inherently hands-on" I don't know what that guy said, but from the , one imagines it wasn't pretty. Dustbowl = Lakeside? As of this moment, this comic has nearly 2000 upvotes, and it's a rage comic about *slicing cheese.* no sorry got stuck on Thomas Jefferson advocating castration as a punishment for a crime. Griffin, what kind of name is that? Young parents The real question is: does it taste any good? I'd assume that it was done to complement that particular origin/terroir. If not I might as well cross them off my list of roasters to try—I'm not going to pay $17+shipping for an under-roasted cup that tastes like grain. Yes, the oceons are sometimes just 1 blocks heigh How many diamonds have you dicovered ? Does the amount of diamonds used to dig your hole > amount of diamonds found ? What the fuck does that do anyways [](/c28" ")No. Only intercourse in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation. I don't like this guy 1989 Somebody doesn't like intentional grammar errors to make a point about the post You mean you don't do that already? You may not want to experiment until after your assignment is over. one of them has *red* hair wait until you see what they're doing to the spaghetti bowl. HOV lanes coming up straight from the street level into the middle of the freeway and shit. finish date - 2030. oh, and the reason they're giving for the project taking 18 years - it's not fully funded. oh god... why... ლ( ლ) As a 26 year old man, ლ( ლ) > ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ No phone number on the flyer but one section is gone. Hmmm. Likes cookies AND milk... nope, dude with num-B-ers for a name was right. I was thinking of chia pets. although now it's stuck in my head too. I will, son. I will. That and the cops that were chasing you are behind your camera when you enter the Pay 'N' Spray, so when you reverse and hit them, the stars return. I would hope you'd aim higher than a kindle fire Can't really go until Friday , so can someone at least tell me this isn't anything life threatening to ease my mind? Stop the "get a lawyer" bullshit The vast majority of reddit view the military as baby-killing scum. At first I was like , but then I read his username. Glasses AND goggles If he started in the second half of 2007, then his sophomore year started in 2008, junior in 2009, and senior in 2010. Therefore, to finish in four years he would have graduate in the first half of 2011. It is not the first half of 2011. Birthday, the word you should say is birthday. Like most history questions there is no real correct answer. There are a whole bunch of possible responses but it really comes down to the examples you provide and it's how well you argue it...ah screw it, that's all complete bullshit. The only correct answer is the cinematic debut of Rick Moranis's "Strange Brew". Full "points" [ in Stratocastners direction] for NoMoreNicksLeft. That was *sooooooo* sarcastic. "tranny"... "it"... I don't know God's mind at all. . It's a mystery to me why he has helped my family and not the less fortunate. All I know is that I know and trust that he knows best. After all he is God isn't he? all my grandmas are dead That tree is sideways. Oddly enough I thought it said "silly bird!" too ( it makes the same sound passage twice after ”peekaboo” ) .... It also sounded like it was saying "three!" when it's gf was also saying it. Thought I was just stoned, but maybe it's the red wine Well that's obnoxious as hell The difference between what you see and what you get can be quite significant- why would they design it that way? >Pay attention to the most up voted YouTube comment. Didn't break the sound barrier. Man hands. Amazing. But the picture of caterpie just looks like he's jizzing in my face. IdrA ragequit That's inconclusive. Doritos are delicious. Wait, they graduated high school! This is not good Student is given two weeks to complete ONE assignment. Teacher has to grade 40+ assignments for just that class. Yeah, it's the same. ** ** I believe you- no downvote for the hipster That's what people thought about neural parasite. Well I guess it would be true for a robot, they don't need that moral and philosophy stuff. Fuck. Why would you keep spawning on the jet. Seriously? You could have 1. Mortared him. 2. Ignored him 3. Switched to other team, join his squad, and fly away in his helicopter. Massive profits if he jumps out and you give the helicopter back to your original team. "fatass jean sizes" ... **TIL** Women poop...and they leave snail trails Fact still stand that they didn't overturn roe v wade. mist weekly? Give this man your panties. He earned it. Hmmm in cowtown? It's called TooManyItems In my experience, no one likes dick pics except the owner of that particular dick. I hope I never see a disembodied penis again lmao ..........not seeing the proble. I mean I think this was possibly my friend, she was telling me she likes to text that to random numbers when she got bored right around the same time you got that text Gookslayer really? Besides it pulling a knife on me after a heavy night of drinking? Nope. Its been rock solid since it arrived. It has a braided sheath around the USB cable, the Logitech console/app is 'lightweight', the Teflon (I believe) sliders make it glide nicely, the ratcheting/clicking of the scroll wheel is a nice feedback feature that can be toggled for 'seamless scrolling' (cool for the first time, gimmicky after that as the damn button's on the bottom ), and the different sized grips, like I previously said, have a nice, soft rubberized texture. I can understand where you're coming from. There are those that are completely inconsistent with their belief systems, and even use it to push their agenda. Unfortunately I find quite a few of these people on the Christian side; I even know some of them . We have our retards as well as intelligible and reasonable people. I think you guys have the same issue also. Much better. Time Warner I have an unhealthy obsession with Sylvia Plath at the moment. Reading all of her works: poems, short stories, essays. I'm okay, really. Allegedly there was talk of Weezer, but it was abandoned in favor of ke$ha, Wiz Khalifa, etc. Some of CUB's stuff I approve of but this gets a giant . It's only like 13 dollars with shipping and its high quality vinyl so it's well worth it in my opinion. Only bad thing is I keep turning my laptop around so I can stare at it Oh man, an article that cites writers from the Rolling Stone and Esquire as foreign policy experts, can't wait to see how they're going to spin things... I am so disappointed with myself for almost going back to check. 120 Days of Sodom, by the Marquis de Sade, for the sexual proclivities expressed therein, mostly. I don't know why this hasn't been mentioned yet I'll give you .20 cents for the 3rd on the far right You don't know how to use these graphs. But good effort? So.....she wants to be abused? I hate when people post "'You have enemies? Good, it means you stood up for yourself' -Eminem". This was a quote by Winston Churchill Life Pro Tip Quit reddit stalking me. Hey, at least you guys have some memorabilia for your playoff runs. All we have are a couple riots here and there. Harsh man This post isn't on a Friday. And looks who is playing with a ball and is paid millions per year You ever try not to drink coca-cola for a week? It's shit like this, Missouri. Guidos. I moved the picture up and down actually expecting the eyes to move. I'm retarded Whatever floats your boat I guess. Raw pet food sub reddit I don't use frag rounds. Yes, I am sure the transfer of 25 petabytes would only take a few days. I mean, who doesn't have a transfer rate of 96,450**MB**/s... > You don't allow them to search. Why on earth would you. Exactly! But Chuck, Y U NO CARRY EXTRA GOVERNOR! Why do people let themselves get pushed around like this??? It boggles my mind... [](/angel) I hate NASCAR. Gas prices are skyrocketing but what do we have? 500 laps around a circle for entertainment... Mother of god! true You're an idiot for not downvoting MaxSoftcore for **objectifying** grandparents Ugh, I hate it when people correct others yet they're wrong themselves. You're confusing "latin" with "latin american"... So what's the age of consent for this kind of things? > Stop the "get a lawyer" bullshit Now you look like Anders Bering Brejvik. This sentence .. Holy motherfuck of all nopes. Is it not already? Ninja turtle time "break them up"? You forgot flapping Whoever wins the joust. Did you even read OP? Sorry about that, read iPhone not iPod. Context read fail A quote from the grey. "They send the outcast of the cast to check out the victim," Aaaaaaaand....I'm hitting the back button... Give the bitch a treat and she be loving ya Knock , knock. FBI I feel for him. No Internet. Where will he get his flapping material. I always pop my corn with the husk off. 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Pro-tip, dont play on a Macbook Now do rage faces *well*. No room for leatherman Fair enough. I'll bear that in mind next time I drop the face. Guilty until proven innocent Says game was given away, Takes shots at teams coach. Wonders why getting downvoted? As yet another person from Ohio, All I have to say is You didn't even have the decency to tell him how to do it > So.....she wants to be abused?? Let her sleep in it So wait, let me get this straight ... NOT only is he selling an awesome Helghast Helmet AND the music is the icing on the cake. WHY WON'T MY MONITOR TAKE MY MONEY We've been buying 390's @ about 60/month for the last 3-4 months It's not a font, it's called a format This guy again? I already down voted you twice yesterday ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ I remember having just enough money to repair my car and get a new paint job,than immediately regaining all my stars because I skimmed a cop car and getting arrested. many fucks were given that day,along with a broken paddle. It's a comment on the racial makeup of prisons and the clear unfairness of the ruling, not a statement that nonwhite people are evil. The most astounding thing about all this shit is that I live in Italy and I know USA geography better than them They didn't machine the flywheel, that's bullshit. We call this clutch chatter. I'd take it back and tell them they should know to machine the flywheel every time. It was perfectly fine until he poured the coke on it. My cat is actually jumping on the sofa from the back. god damn... why must I love so close *Looks at username...* i need a dishwasher for that and im at college This is so wrong ... this is so wrong ... this is so ... right! ... darn she looks so cute and hot! Ask my 10 year old, zoo-going self how I know primates/monkeys/apes love getting blowjobs and handjobs. Go ahead. Just ask. What a shitty comic... Or voting for that matter! ..... Was going to be upset about you stealing my name. Then I compared your account to mine. Last act of a redditor before giving up reddit for Lent - karma whoring about how they're giving up reddit for Lent.. Yup. When I track them, they're just in FM walking left and right. Weird. Hah, English is a piece of cake to learn fluently, as long as you live in a country that subs tv shows instead of dubbing them (Germany ). 29 and carded for buying Marvel Mystery Oil at Walmart. Thought she was joking and got a instead. First comment on video... I second this . /r/day9 My mouse. I'm left handed... Oh the guy is naked who didn't see that comi... Like this: ? Why the fuck did you even bother making a post like this? It isn't funny, and the joke is about 2 years old anyway. And please, please don't use in every post title. I read your username as BloodAssLube... Then realized it was BloodAsLube... This expression never left my face There are more Mexicans then Spanish people, yet he didn't put a Mexican flag next to the spanish word. Venus Fly trap for our dicks Yeah, because all Christians are like that. And all Atheists are respectable gentlemen who are never wrong >p.s. HOT OR NOT LOL Makes sense but, Why ? Did you really get this mail, one was posted a month or so back with almost the same main crazy statements... Why were you at an anti gun rally... What's so about that? On my birthday in 2006 I apparently searched for "grave" . I know this is over-used but seriously: god favorite "uni"verse? seriously. i think r/atheism can find better faults in religion... rather than 40 days pre-easter where people give up fucking chocolate.. big deal Yes, how narrow-minded of me to think you meant *the exact thing you said.* TIL is a word. I am 5' 8". That hood! Week 15. AmA Request: someone who has actually used one of thses. "It was very disappointing to find that it ^couldn't be converted to RWD" I guess I should have read that properly before commenting . Thanks for the explanation! Alright I spoiler tagged it, but to be fair, I don't see how knowing what the DLC is amounts to being a spoiler, the only way you can get it in your game is if you knowingly pay extra for it anyway You must be from Jersey. :) Goddamn left-lane vigilantes are the worst. That's discrimination. I will not tolerate this blatant discrimination against my robot brethren. you read twilight. How does one determine "automatic weapon holes" from normal bullet holes? If you look hard enough you see: 12 gigs of hardcore porn. The Simpsons porn. So is using your cellphone while driving in Germany, like this driver was... I guess that makes se... Nope, Zarate Hey look it's my entire search history! Oh god I forgot about all that weird shit I've looked up over the years... you need to trim your cuticles.. Ironically I can't watch this on my iPad.. so let me get this straight. its your dads fault for YOU smoking cigarettes? hmmmm interesting. Well, good point. Either way, I enjoyed my job. I'm trying to remember my store number. We still have the store here, all run down. The company that owns it leases it every halloween to a halloween store. If they didn't waste all their freaking money on leasing buildings, maybe they wouldn't have gone under. That and mail in rebates KISS!? > Yeah, we say Butterfly in England too "Jessica Ahlquist was born in 1995" I thought reddit had swept this kind of things. And f*** i'm too old! Your 2 year old reads reddit? She said this to my Redguard character; my really dark-skinned Redguard character. Choptop people >Yeah, it's not like I've ever experienced racial discrimination because I'm white. WHat could I know about the subject? I enjoy spamming my F5 with facebook with Diablo Fans for a response. You've stumbled across America's most dangerous secret: we're hipsters. or...he is the guy in the van trying to get kids. He is trying to give us the idea it is okay to accept candy No trees in the prairies... Because suffocation is a better alternative I won an item once that afterwards I realized didn't need. I wanted to give it to the next highest roll, but he already had the 397 version. And the next one too, the person I eventually gave it to rolled the lowest of all. He was very grateful, and later on Hagara he outrolled the same people for shoulders and gave them to me. : ) ಠ_X ......................... ಠ_X --------c ........... --------cಠ ......... X_X --cಠ ................. X_X Mooom! Thank you so much for the insult. Nice try, Einstein. Not back to the moon anytime soon. Username That was a family computer Charr. Downvote for using the short form delimiters Asura. "How much does the average adult giraffe weigh?" Oh crap . It's actually called Now listening, not Now playing. It's on the Bigboss repo! It must be one of those "high res" tattoos I've heard about... if you download the Koran, burn it to a CD, then later delete that copy on your hard drive... is that like destroying a copy of the Koran? When I was in Trinity, the Dubs would ask me how I did in my A levels, since I was from Dundalk . OH THAT IS WHAT IT IS! There were pictures of that on some posters by the WPI area and I was convinced it was Satan defiling a cornucopia (the poster is black and white). Don't I feel silly! You know that is not what we are talking about I am a big fan already. Don't have to sell me. The money is NOT in the banana stand. I'm my haste to post I got the name of the Tweak wrong . Red patches on your thighs after a lengthy shit browsing Reddit . My legs normally gets pins and needles and go numb! I see no Azumanga Stranger flap works better on my less dominate hand I'd be willing to wager at least 1/3 of all r/WTF post titles are simply " " I was nine years old, and a huge sonic the hedgehog fan. Went on to fanart central and accidentally found rule 34. . . Three browser icons A broad I grew up with went to Brock and got her B.A in psychology. She is now a 'recovering' crackhead living off disability for 'narcolespy'. That's 10 shillings and sixpence. How could the word 'and' indicate a decimal *before* switching to decimalisation? Damn cosmetic obsolescence Earth type... "Didn't want to get sick too" ** ** Backburner? nufaggs? B I think it was more of Google paying off hackers to take down their competition. I'm looking to immigrate to Spain some time this decade. Yes the problem with racism in the world is the fault of the people trying to fight it. Nah, just watch too much cartoons. I'd like to know why the MG36 is getting nerfed with more recoil. It's one of the weaker LMG's (same base damage and rate of fire as G36C, but slightly better range) and ammo capacity is limited to 100 rounds. Accuracy was the only damn redeeming feature it had. What the actual fuck, DICE??? Don't you me. So sad that I read this in Jon Lovitz's voice... she doesn't like the stare... I bought 8 boxes from my niece and she still has yet to give them to me Just because you suck at English doesn't mean you get to determine how we spell things. No. Neither of you are actually napping in that picture Flap silly question. > Relative measuring. XP, not credits in the game itself... Like... a plastic toy one, right? *Legally* blind? Hey! That's my phone! bastards ... "Sayne"? At least spell it right. Oh man... its... worse in ranked? I'd make sure I sanitize it somehow too before using as a secondary. Maybe pour in a bottle of cheap vodka, bourbon, or 151 and swish it around. A guy in my homebrew club barrel-aged a bourbon barrel ale, and it got infected. His was a 55-gallon batch. I know Why is it on tumblr, is what I think. Never noticed that Yeah... Fucking double standards. >I'm sure this is the case for many white people. You call them privileged and they are , let me have some of this privilege. Make a poo. This is actually kinda terrifying I'm listening to his policy ambitions now. First up: the wealthy are job creators. . My facial expression the whole time . Hospital! Jesus christ, why do people come to reddit for medical advice!? Four foot tall candle holders. I hope he sanitized his hands after using that thing.. Let the fight begin Are those crevasses along the street just drains or something so that the rain can wash the nasty stuff off the street and into the sewer? Because if so then not only those kids are hanging around a dead horse but possible horse manure and god knows what. I LOL'ed and 'ed at the same time. But if you're too stupid to do either of those you can go anywhere else. I do that, but then I post them. Drunk me is an idiot. Oh god, my 5 month old is doing exactly this. So I have another 9+ months of it to look forward to? I'm jealous. How is this not in WTF cause seriously what. The. Actual. Fuck. I Googled " " and the first result was "look of disapproval." I with you on not being a complainer up till then. I believe it's called German humor. The first message (#25 in picture) was about the run. The second and third message was supposed to be to the message sender. The rest of the message were people complaining about being sent messages. I think sums it up nicely. You might disagree with the interpretation but a constitutional right isn't a "loophole". ** ** ಠ_ಠ Next year Trent student reporting in... Thanks Reddit...I will forever read Busta as Gusta You mean the shooting? All redditors are friends. Your room. Read "Saturday" as "sodomy". an old tshirt? really? Any game with bouncing boobies My friends got dressed up to go to Olive Garden The Last Airbender in the same category as DB ahh im trying to convince myself of the opposite.. bought my 1st set of brushes, dotting tools and stamps yesterday and I cannot sit still!! it doesnt help that your nails are awesome sauce This would be a great wallpaper if it were spelt properly. This is why people hate atheists. Listen to reqdream. You are only making atheists look like immature and insane douchebags. Stop it now. No wonder they think we eat babies. (now hand me some of that delicious toddler sauce!) But seriously.... flick my cigarette into the street First reaction: She has no fucking arms. One of my shoes. I wear size 18s. I see what you did there REAPERS Your username reveals your age. You were born in 1998 and just turned 14. That was pretty generic up until they found miniature goddamn dinosaurs in the long grass. And then they help them paint the mini putt course... Sorry, i thought it was morally correct NOT to kill someone, regardless of mental state and regardless of how well they lived their life. And if you have the attitude that it's okay to drive in an altered state of mind, you should not be allowed in the drivers seat of a vehicle. I've seen horrible horrible accidents, and the friends and families of the victims will not share the same sentiment of "live it up while you can" that you do. Seriously, get off the roads My classmate they are called friends It's a trap. Must be a ginger. You make me afraid to live. Then the necrophilia kicks in... **a LOT** Good point...... I use my email address to login in, not my IGN. ... Why Whitney ? You are supposed to unplug it from mains when you're not using it Those are not SI units I found out my elementary school bully died in a violent house fire Koreans Two Cards and no Iain M. Banks? This is it right here. Or she is missing them on purpose! Your mother looked like a white rhino Well so much for that... guess everyone really does have a price. Please do not ask me to put this in the sidebar. [](/stare " ") My local bike shop has refused to recognize that it is 2.5-inch tire available on the market because he drank it before it was cool.... So because the poor in America don't have it as bad as the poor in India on average, we should defund a social program to ensure that they will? Self defense. I thought I unsubscribed to r/politics Yeah, though the conbini bins are categorized. On top of the usual PET/can/bottle there's paper, burnables, non-burnables, etc... I once got a for tossing dead batteries in the 燃えないゴミ bin. They're not burnable and they didn't belong in the other bins... so went my line of thinking. Atleast it's self documenting. Oh wait, it doesn't make any sense Wait. Why is the momma comment racist? It has nothing to do with race. You are racist for thinking it has anything to do with race. But now I am starting to sound like I am gratuitously complaining. AHMMM. So with the already highest internet prices in the world this will guarantee we will stay that way for the years to come. I didn't know about this, why was this removed this, most of the time people just pick 3 carries and im stuck with storm spirit, riki or skeleton king ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ They be skippin' my continent. ** ** I've seen three and I have been playing since release. I have only gotten a few quad kills, one of them should have been a penta, but the time between 4th and 5th kills was too long. Everytime there's a 1.60ish sale, I always end up with tons of HDMI cable in my house.. I'm handing them out to family for free but they look at me like I'm rich... "I'll probably be dead in a week, but whatever." I like your attitude FIGGOTS SLOWLY LEARNING THE HUMAN LANGUAGE I thought that, my expression was pretty much in the beginning. Then I saw the way the slow motion arrow was animated and ended up being all like ☆_☆! Where else would you lose it... about games with adult content Dat ID. Woman in picture. Says: MALE. Read the rules, this doesn't belong here. You must be new. Im still looking for it Rank 3 in Division Hydralisk Uncle Damn it, and I even forgot to get his phone number! You know, when he was trying to murder me I'm from Pittsburgh, but have lived in Winc. For 20 years. I teach and drive an infinity, but I'm not rich. I don't fit in i fail. OMG Hopefully all the Nickelodeon jokes will have been downvoted by then They decided to dress up some guys from each class and send them around at lunch collecting money so we can hire a hypnotist at the end of the year &#3232;\_&#3232;^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ I've don't even know the voice and I read in it Yeah me too, but then I though about "sounds as dick..." ? The mouse is backwards Pretty much The last known specimen was killed and later eaten... Did you ran electricity through your cake? Why not buy a plec that will fit in your tank? There are much better ways to deal with algae that don't involve getting fish that are too big for your tank. Yeah, that's what it says. *"Popular among many females.."* Oh, wow - you're right! I totally missed the part in there about a *study* proving *long term success*. You want a... friend? Can't tell if serious. "Hey Honey, come help me find some pictures of men with nice cocks and afterward we'll give them to your mom." they're rolling out fixes for 2012 for PS3/360 before they launch the unfixed patch for PC? We got too many snipers guys!! All snipers change class to spy "That shit cray" - Well, I wasn't paying much mind to it until that offensive "surrealism" meme ლ( ლ) People be sissies Green font on facebook? Before I started going on Reddit ... Were you really expecting anything better from them? Are you my long lost roommate? If so, pay the rent it was really disappointing when I crippled every limb on Butch's body but he could still take the test. You are a fucking retard! It's good of them to describe what this "game" involves so as to give the idea to those who didn't already have it. No questions answered? He's already dead! I have a Chihuahua too; my boyfriend has a heyWAITAMINUTE We don't need no steenkin' badgers! "Decides" to be a lesbian it's a joke guys But can he do this: ಠ ಠ_ _ಠ ಠ >Why am I being criticized for stuff I didn't say? "The problem with your analysis it that it doesn't solve America's race problem" is not even a valid criticism basically. you know how these things go...also, she said she's never used reddit. I gave her a I said the entire team was built from the draft up, you said "Except for 2 of your top 3 scorers... ". I said that the team was not *built* around those players. You were replying to a direct quote of mine in which I mentioned how the team was built. You cannot act like I took you out of context. how much... God. That fucking ending. I 'd before I even knew what that meant. Is that...? yep thats nsfw how do I know you're not the fuzz? My family is like this. For some reason, I am forbidden to talk about anything "gross" from my biology classes, yet my parents loves to discuss my 7-month old nephew's bowel movements over dinner. Because to them, saying you drew blood from a crab is /so much more horrible/ than graphic descriptions of human excrement. I mean really. Kinda creepy Relevant user name... Not sure why that's [*ಠ_ಠ* **ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ **](//#kesha) as a kid Yeah, I won a $250 gaming system and they didn't give it to me. A free taco would make me happy with the company. Did it hurt anyone else's eyes that he kept saying "EA are?" It's purple. I don't know why it doesn't crit. Gp's parrrrley can crit, and that skill is targeted Amen! Only sadists and masochists plays oboe, or viola the swamp, bryant-denny, neyland, and Sanford...bush league compared to kyle field I waited 20 seconds thinking it was I've DRIVEN it, and the pedals at the wheel seat are BRAKES so go yourself. So not only is your wife pretty, but she also understands your passion and shares it with you? And not only that but she is an aggressive fan? I truly wish i'd be as lucky as you, sir. Only the second largest country in the world and people always just say Canada without saying what province it is in when referring to where something is in Canada. No, this is not in Baffin Island, Nunavut, Canada it is just Canada. lol i can't believe there is still so many bugs in the game **ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ** 3rd most famous Lewis: & Clark. I just now got it. I misread that as "Coons" for life... "frosted" I am now judging you for being American Thank God it's direct to DVD. how can you have such a blasphemous name? I'm gonna leave my child with the troublemaker... Don't bend over to pick it up, it could be a trap You've listed *FOUR* intakes for the 03/04 Cobra and **two** for 4.6 2v GT. none of those will fit your car. In nearly every link you provided states the sub-model they are designed for, that's why you get ** ** TIL the wazzup reference in Scary Movie. It took 9 years. I am currently living in Greenville, NC, and I can confirm this. Okay? You didn't mention you had a landline You mean the word SPOILER, right? So the internet is provided and was built only by the government and never by private unregulated companies? So you are saying that without government there would have never been internet? "the tail would come out, but you had to get pretty gay to provoke it." When on holiday in China I met a man who lived near a factory that made strimmers, leaf blowers etc. They all came out with a 'Made in Germany' stamp . >So you are saying that without government there would have never been internet? wow now i understand... the Mayans totally ripped off star wars... really original guys **but I see what you mean.** So yes... ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ real piss or not, Wow, didn't know that trees can cloak a ufo ಠ_ಠಠ^ಠ_ಠಠ^ಠ_ಠಠ^ಠ_ಠಠ^ಠ_ಠಠ^ಠ_ಠಠ^ಠ_ಠಠ^ಠ_ಠಠ^ಠ_ಠಠ^ ಠ NSFW warning. You just invented a way to be racist and offensive, and get upvoted for it. You just invented a way to be racist and offensive, and get upvoted for it. & yet you give him a Mac. it's shit like this, church... it's shit like this that made me GTFO Oh god, don't even joke like that, man. both less annoying than You go *outside* I think Worf invented why? Don't judge me > Ah. A pyramid scheme of saving. > Assumes I have friends (let's be realistic here....) and that they will cooperate ( ). i've seen this His shit? o_O yeah he is a guy, roger put it back on... Terrorism... yep that's defiantly it, terrorists. You have my vote bush. I was intrigued by that so I searched Xj-9 on Google images. I was then met with a horrible wave of rule 34 photos of Jenny. Dear god....Im scarred for life [](/b20) yeah i agree the same happened to a friend but she carved something in her arm ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ??? Yes, because the top comment definitely proves that statement. I fear getting the bad parts of both I watched the entirety of Bruno with both my parents. NOT recommended. No, I also noticed... And he still got upvoted I don't think he gets it He already has the expression nailed When did you start playing pokemon? Because if you're 15 and started playing red and blue when they were released then you would have only been like... 2 years old when you started You *can't* turn the subtitles off? I'll admit: I made it up. It's all mine. Patent pending. I'm not entirely sure how relevant these comments are to the original post WHERE ARE THE HORNS!? You brought an extra 'e' Did you just change genders? At least they haven't taken over our government... Oh wait, all the members of our government like to spend money on irrelevant things that people can live without. You didn't answer. I do, a deep gagging cough. And my whole entire family thinks it's just hilarious. Nice to know I'm not a freak! Alright then. I can never see it on my phone. looks square thought it meant Other Person Why? You are limiting what you can eat and there is organic meet so don't bullshit me with "I don't want to eat preservatives and steroids" ┌( )┘ What is this? There can only be one cause the time and effort could be spent studying something that hasn't been studied before The top answer for Angela was "Jolie" Get rid of the red hair, its not very appealing. Also pull you pants up some, I can see your pubes You just made me skeptical of Iranian doctors everywhere this is an exact example, of when the government steals my web history, how I will be incarcerated for something that somewhat resemble cp. Garen doesn't have AP ratios yea man... we fucking sucked this year /r/starcraft is my frontpage its called poker face. I can't believe redditors think that this --> [](/poker) is not an official rage face. I thought you said "a lot harder" At first I was like , then I was like fuck yeah. I have no idea what it means. I can tell you what I know about the origin. I wanted to do a stupid re-caption a meme I saw for a friend... involving a cat in a breadmaker. As I typed "bread" this "breadfriend" meme came up. I clicked, and saw four of the most WTF meme's I'd ever seen. All were posted 10 months ago with zero views. I posted these to WTF a few hours ago under "So I stumbled across this failed meme... ". Apparently it caught on. Remy LeBeau is on my team for UGC. Maybe, but it just seems kind of hypocritical to make huge fuss over requiring voters to have picture ID, especially in WI where they make the process of obtaining a picture ID confusing & difficult, supposedly to prevent people from voting more than 1x, and then voting more than 1x yourself to do it. I just woke up my newborn laughing at this, you asshole. You see, I try to rocket jump like that, then I just end up dead. To be honest, I have a strong scent myself, and have for as long as I can remember. I smell after showering, during sex, etc. My bf doesn't mind, but he definitely notices, and I feel a bit embarrassed (he describes it as smelling like chili ). It's kinda a turn on for both of us, though - something very...erotic about it. I know that sounds weird, but hey! It's supposedly due to a diet high in carbs/sugar, and not enough water. I am guilty of all three...but mostly the first two. True. Women in the kitchen jokes are funny until someone actually thinks that women should stay in the kitchen. Good god, that was appalling! Before the discovery of germs. Bill Maher. My great state I want to know why no one cares that he was video taping some random whores ass Hey at least they did not make it into another game. BUT if a girl puts herself in the picture, she is accused of karma whoring because "guys would just take a picture of the object" ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I am appalled at the response Reddit has given to this guy. Most men know what it's like to be friendzoned by a girl. This guy went out of his way to ask Reddit what to do, and all the responses he gets are "Oh wow, this is so embarrassing. " and "Fffffuuuuck I'm tired of these comics. If she says no, she says no". This is ridiculous. He asked for help, not ridiculous unneeded criticism. slap me now, I just got it. Downvote for Nazi comparison Sorry but my bullshit alert is going off on this one "Celtic and Santos, who are one of Mexico's largest football clubs, have developed strong bonds since forming a partnership one year ago" I feel like this in a microbiology lab too sometimes. Wear gloves because you're handling salmonella, touch face . Look- I'm not disagreeing with the fact that I'm attracted to his studio equipment. But it's not because I'm manipulative and trying to use him in order to use his equipment. It's because audio engineering/recording/playing music is a hobby of mine, and I like to share my hobbies with my boyfriends. It makes it easy, to, you know... bond. I have those same underwear > Flat chested asian, yay. if a woman takes time to put her ladies on display then dont let them go to waste I'm kind of concerned by how attractive I find girls who aren't overly girly with an a-cup... >You *can't* turn the subtitles off? Thanks for calling me an idiot I hate you. So much. Fuck now I can't unsee it. > Why is this in wtf and /r/crapiseeeverydayinthepaper Once when I had just finished work, I was hanging around the front desk having a pretty deep conversation with a colleague about judaism (since i believe it was chanukah at the time) and she started telling me all about her jewish ancestry and how her grandfather was killed in a nazi camp, but that her mother and grandmother had a hard time but survived etc... anyway, after a good 20 minute conversation about concentration camps she sneezes.........i said gesundheit Waist? Really? 8=====D----- Attack of the alt accounts Nice. Think my fiancé would like it too? Report her, blizzard actually looks into that stuff. I know from experience. The fuck? So Scarlett got pissy and had her camera phone picture nuked from the Internet, then she does this pose If you can't tell what this face is : ಠ_ಠ , ... then you definitely get a . That kid was going to go to Harvard. Now with the addiction to video games he will never Sometimes it happens that everyone just goes full [](/harpdarp). I remember a couple of years ago a whole bunch of us (12 or so) were waiting for a professor outside a classroom for literally 1 1/2 hours. We were supposed to have an oral exam. Finally one of us decided to actually check whether the door to the room was open, only to find him sitting there waiting for us. "Vegetariskt ja, vi har kycklingsallad." You have 4 lbs. of googly eyes and you only put two on? It boggles my mind when people say that kitten heels will make your legs look short, but flats are a-okay. Sílim go bhfuil tú luas níos moille Det var minsann en objektiv och ovinklad artikel! Bra jobbat, Winar Nord. Seriously? This post is just filled with people pointing fingers and calling each other hipsters. My girlfriend in a nutshell. Gets asked by some gay teenagers "if she's a runway model" a few weeks ago. Gets pissed off that everyone focuses on her height. Always telling me she feels "fat" today I might not have been bullied, but as someone who struggles with thoughts of suicide all I have to say is Why does your daughter want a knife? Teams 4th-7th with more points I cringed at the thought of waking up to a doorway of pubes 30+ assassination plots on foreign leaders... yeah and then wait 4 more months for dealextreme to ship it out to you! Every other redditor who misspells words or uses poor grammar would've been slaughtered here now. But nyancat89 instead is treated all nicely. That's quite an interesting sighting. Wonder why. * * You didn't take the picture. I know, that's why I was all but apparently you can do it. Condom Referring to Americans as idiots and telling us we have crap healthcare is really not the help the OP was hoping for when he posted this. Calling us all asshats and subsequently making it to top comment is probably the least helpful thing you could possibly have done in this situation. I'm sure you're patting yourself on the back. Well done. "I just suicided myself" "I know it has shitty range, very few ammo before scavenger PRO and low damage per pellet, but I find it fucking awesome." Oh I just can't wait to be king. Oops I just killed my advisor. Yup you pay more in milk and water. Thanks for enlightening me Go have fun yourself Isn't this meetup just a glorified mini VCRED meetup? Why are you trying to tear apart VCRED?!!!! I believe that is a mirror image As long as ur not the one cleaning the shower... I set this as my background on my computer and "Hail Satan!" is right in the middle. Blah blah blah,another owl By *fabulous he means.... nothing ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I must admit, I don't even know what that is Hey, that wasn't in Trueblood I know what I said ipad 2... America............................ hahahaha at first I was like but then I was like Oh You I'm 24 My group of friends consists of department of arts students, so needless to say, they look like hipsters. The bad kind. I, on the other hand, dress smartly and fashionably all the time, so when we go somewhere together, sometimes ppl are like > Kinda like the chicken wire "experiments" to prove the Twin Towers were blown up by the government. Damnit. I do NOT need Boy George running through my head all day My underwear size It 'boggles your mind' that a redditer didn't speak up!? I work in a nursing home and some some WTF stories, but not because of anything really medical related. I've seen every kind of sore you can imagine, which is pretty fuckin gross, and I've seen one fistula. The smells are worse than the sights. The most WTF I have is when I was helping an older gentleman get ready for bed, he's sitting there without a shirt, and he says "Are those strings hanging off your pants?" and suddenly reaches over and just grabs my penis. I did have strings on my pants, they were scrubs, but nowhere near my penis. I just took a step back and had no idea what to say. I excused myself and went to the charge nurse and was like "Nope not helping him anymore. Totally not cool." Turns out he was an old gay guy in the closet still and just wanted a handful. Quite awkward. I avoided him after that when I saw him in the halls. He'd always request to have me help him You missed a bit .....I cannot unsee it Your sister was sexually assaulted today and all you can talk about is getting in a fight!? Just tell her you have herpes. Or maybe, she would like that? Rainbow where is that hand going? And it's on shuffle... You have to earn a gift? try Yes you can Not exactly a forgiving learner bike, but that's not really what you're looking for here. The seller was right in worrying about your safety, give your dad the ol' for me. There can only be one. what. went When will the USA allow access to NBATV through LP. Just noticed your username... I just now read that Rick Santorum was in town for a hot minute this morning for a fundraiser at the Chase building... That probably explains the news crews. You are not the true fuck yeah man! You know, I never really noticed the whole "no pants" situation... Now I can't help *but* notice it. So he was the only one with terrible social skills huh? >...but I'm going to at someone a lot harder for making fun of a fat kid than someone making fun of someone dressed silly. mailinator2.com *is* an alternate domain. Task Killer I'm more concerned about the fact that 'iphone' has become a verb... Is that horse licking her tits? Creepy ass-picture Wait a what..? Crazy strength and doll pain wieso postest du das auf /r wien ich glaub wir kennen diese orte und jeder tourist der "vienna" in google eingibt wird genau das sehen I am disappoint There's no slice showing Barbas and his sick, twisted game of pushing you off of mountains. E.g., you walk over to the edge, wanting to admire the view. Barbas, wanting to enjoy the view, gives you a gentle *shove* off the mountain. >*** *** Someone didn't miss the first 30 min of class What a contradiction . Why don't you admit it? You want to show your tits to look good. Men are **programmed** to be aroused by the sight of boobs, thighs, ass, etc. We are NOT like girls. So stop it with this fake equality thing. If you show your tits, **get over** the fact men will stare at you. .jpg *as i'm reading* Oh this sounds like a good stor... wait wtf?! ** ** Let's force all businesses to be worker run co-operatives! >He. Really impressive, but no spotter or safety bars for that weight? your face is like this: Japan. Is that what I said? I said SOME aspects. "Can't capture no more" Happy cake day nigger I used to live in Seattle Hall. Yeah, I also liked reddit before it got popular. y tu mides como 1.70 canitoy... they spelt ursadak wrong AND Sheth wrong ಠ_ಠ | ... Well, now I feel like an idiot. Yeah, loaning him out to the country and team that he loves and will always be a home to him, regarding that his form has been, let's be honest, spectacularly shit, is a terrible idea . If this is what it takes to make him the Arshavin we bought in 2009, then fucking go ahead. It's about time, I detected no spite in your comment. You must not be a FPS gamer ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Redditor for four months. See yourself out. Awww! You look really happy. Like, *really* happy... I'm not, but now i'm thinking that maybe you guys just don't want to clean it even if you did it yourself His "girl" is so lucky. My 1st time in r/guns and i see this guy... You actually answered to one of the most frequent forms of scam mails out there? It doesn't look like the feeling is mutual. Looks to be a classy gentleman... That seems... really irresponsible to discharge an assault rifle on a sudden whim to deal with a wild emu in a cornfield. Pudiera ser peor, pudieras tener 1.63 de estatura Cannot be unseen. When I was about 10, my best friend (who lived down the street) and I were sitting outside of her house when she turns to me and says "My parents are getting a divorce." Thinking she was joking, I started laughing. Until she started crying. I remember a couple of weeks ago when Wenger defended his play too My husband has my favorite: He was driving while on a first date with a rather quiet girl down the freeway one night (going to dinner) and saw her looking at him out of the corner of his eye. This was right around the time the movie "Blue Velvet" had come out. He turned to her and started yelling: "WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME? DON'T YOU FUCKING LOOK AT ME!", thinking she'd get the joke. Until she started crying. I find the laugh surprisingly attractive. Ah man I didn't think about that..all I thought about was finally meeting a whole new side of my family. English weather is getting me used to it... Yeah... sadly so did I > I'm typically unenthused. What happened to ಠ_ಠ. I thought was your staple? Oh, oops Tammy Bernadette Nixon 256-651-3304. Tell her subway sent ya. Everyone is going to call jermy today. don't leave number I read that as fecal... I'll take you and your 20 MBT service star advice. Tank whore >I welcome the downvotes because [1] /r/atheism has become as hateful and small minded as the small group of religious people you keep raging on He would if he wanted the karma... A 23 year old with one season of starting experience in one of the most difficult positions in the NFL? Definitely time to pull the plug did you beat your girlfriend then make this rage comic to maintain plausible deniability? Asshole didn't even round up to $1.34 Grats on your first Blizzard game! Don't buy any, because then you will never get beta invites for any upcoming titles. Trust me. I know from personal experience. scruffy only has a moustache My question is why the one on the left has boobs and a penis Craig Sager, Jeremy's path to the NBA was not *international*. No matter how old you are, if a child hands you a phone and pretends to call you, you play along. you know F5 should be a functionnal key if you spend time on Reddit, you should also use it for that Or worse... You could become *committed* with crazy... We have one of those! It's called a "butcher". the last time i saw this photo posted on reddit a boatload of butthurt white knights kept going on about how despicable it is to make fun of people on the internet. I mean, i dont just flat out pick on fat people... But she's eating *fucking mayonnaise* out of the goddamn jar.* "Third World Kid" That is actually absolutely horrifying to see in real life. It's been 6 minutes My sister is a librarian Simplified tool tips But...the black waitress is the hottest at my Hooters. She has soft boobs too. >Why did nobody else make this critique in 10 hours and 200 album views Used Dear sweet jesus! I remember Outlook used to get flaky if its data files got over a gig.. but 20? It's Google. They own the room. That makes two of us! Idk i got into it super excited and now three years deep, not so much, and too late to change. I'd be happy for like a channel 5 gig. Hmmmm, dip pen but no ink well. Staging fail. She's holding the pen nib upside down. Model fail. I read this as "Suicide bombers kill four Pakistan police - Yahoo!" When you'r drunk, you don't necessarily type the same way you speak >Definitely apprepriate >apprepriate You're not serious? FUCK MY GENERATION, and fuck you. I read the title as "How much do you want to burn this man" one time my twin sister and i were out and we got this. "are you guys twins?"...."yes" "are you sisters?"..."ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ....no were cousins"..."oh, i thought you were sisters sorry"...."ಠ_ಠ ....." Dude, those sandwich bags make me shake my fist in anguish, and of course that's what my deer uses wow, awesomegifs watermark I already played almost all of those games on some machine called the PSP I knew from the title, that this was an r/atheism post. I need to resist the urge to link to Hyperbole And A Half's "alot" here ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Saw 60 card deck, re-read title. What theese guys said maybe not inhaling (use to have a friend who smoked it like a cigar (dont waste weed!), the magic number is 30 seconds, works wonders when smoking low grade bud. Wow what a buzzkill As someone from Washington State, let me just say: Yeah, saw that and hard but had hope there was more. Us old gamers... damn kids these days, GET OFF MY LAWN! "I was using the toilet as my girlfriend..." Haters are going to hate you. I imagine their expressions to have been similar to this: Cheaters never get caught Your sick, that is a great way to get your date in your bed The Playstation may be manufactured or assembled in Japan, but the the owners are HQed in China. They are $100 in America, because we owe China. They are $30-80 in other countries. Think about it. Anything we get from them is going to be pricey, and not going to be for the ones who don't owe them. And lastly, don't call someone stupid. This is over the Internet, so I see where you get your balls (coughs) from. Now that's a real grandfather I think your the only person now that has posted an occupied battle station. I'm considering buying one of these. Does it have a headphone port? I'd be awkward to be playing in the bathroom with the sound blasting out to the whole house Pedo bear can't die this picture is already in iron golem page of minecraft wiki. If we tell we have to kill ya. I'm originally from Michigan I also stole his mail -Made me laugh, and it hurts for me to laugh right now March 11 Meh. I had requested this weekend off a long time ago, and now I'm stuck working. I guess new workers with their schedules take priority to a request from a more senior employee given weeks ago. You act as if you're decades older than these scouts lol. They're 11-12 and you're just 15 >incognegro ** ** He had to work so hard to get that last turd out wow, he sure does love Coco Puffs. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ The link says MittRomneyCentral.com Only one piece of bacon per chicken breast?! My friends are memebasers i know what you mean i got new ones for my phone and they are fing huge twice the size of my ear canal I read that as "I'd rather have four quarters than a hundred *penises*. All aboard! That was not my point I don't think you know what a hipster is.... They do. They are super sensitive though, a piece of lint or foreign coin will cause the machine to stop up, someone will need to fish it out and at you. Don't you dare bring back images of my beloved past. I don't think you know what a hipster is.... Was gonna say... you're 15 Don't understand the down-votes; every college friend of mine that studied abroad came back putting on airs. This comment captures that to a T, including the faux throat clear to feign humility. The expression on the kid in the background's face is priceless 40K+ in body work........with stock mustang v6 rims > In total there were 60 unique Linux distributions mentioned in this category (including 12 of you that put some flavor of Windows as your primary Linux distro ). He's still not a big fan of the negroes. you dont think withdrawing every foreign american military base would change much. really I didn't actually see it, but a guy where I use to work stole a cops gun. I worked at a carwash, and there are guys who work vacuums and guys who dry and do tire-shines and such. Anywho, we were working and this guy just flips his shit. He starts yelling about being an off-duty cop and his gun was stolen. My boss,who owned the place, said maybe you left it at home. My boss was this badass 65 year old 5 foot 1 white haired smartass, and he had run into problems with stealing before, so he put a sign saying he isn't responsible for stolen property. Well about 10 minutes after this guy left about 10 cop cars and his truck fly into the parking lot. They can't search anyones cars, but they give the whole "If this gun is used in a crime we are going to arrest all you." bull shit...We are like 8 high school white kids and a couple of older black dudes. They leave and nothing happens. We are pretty sure a dude name "Hollywood" stole it, but he never told anyone. I would like to say nothing. I'm *very* anti-piracy.. But, even someone as perfect as I ( ) have double-standards (and they've been held against me more than once). This looks unreal. So sexy.... would be ashamed of what i would do the the holes in that board "dated" I think the R32 would at least be a Yuengling Seen? There's a lot of religion there? I thought 70 years under a communist dictatorship would've beat it out of them... Not pictured: Our fucking galaxy. You're plant-based. It a joke . What kind of person would take this seriously? Just don't ask him how to manage Diabetes. Have you heard of screen capture or print screen? no... they make stickers. What? does not mean disapproval... i wasnt sure which subreddit would be the best, so i just went for r/pics ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ?!?!?!? ಠ_ಠ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think people's idea of "old" is extremely skewed > while khimar here is cover, where is she referring that she doesn't have the cover?? on her head... so she is clearly talking about covering her head... I don't see how this is unclear I had an ex bring me with him to a local band's show at a small venue. He told me not to stand next to him because he didn't want anyone to think we were together. I have seen used many times on reddit when people see something they dont want to. You marry her. >I have seen used many times on reddit when people see something they dont want to Ok so are you agreeing with my initial post of or not? > Isn't there big flashing text that explicitly tells you not to do it... yet you do it anyway? <----( ) Kraft better not fuck up the creme eggs. I was caught with a few joints at a music festival. It only cost me 1000 of a fine and a few hundred in legal fees. Not to mention the fact that I had to sit in court for a day along side people up for aggravated assault and burglary. They sure put this criminal in his place > I think reddit's idea of "old" is extremely skewed So says the Gerontophile taking the picture I'm not here for the Karma, ha, help me answer the question!! Daily Mail. OMG I think reddit's idea of "old" is extremely subjective > In total there were 60 unique Linux distributions mentioned in this category **(including 12 of you that put some flavor of Windows as your primary Linux distro ). ** Says the guy wearing green phat ha i only read swedish twins and got a boner, this turned out to be very disappointing NO ONE TALKS TO DAVID MITCHELL LIKE THAT! Image search 'Newfoundland Dog' ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Beethoven was not American... Absolutely not. 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They say I'm too "normal" or too "pretty" to be a lesbian. I WOULD ONLY FUCK HER IF SHE WORE THE PINK SUIT WHILST THE FUCKONING COMMENCED. ###***FIGGOTJERK? *** > This is fucking disgusting To do character storage and recruits/veterans packs server side. Hey, doesn't look like one * . * * ಠ_ಠ AND ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF BRAVERYJERK CARL PAUL SAGAN HAD FINISHED HIS WORK OF CREATION, SO HE RESTED FROM ALL HIS WORK. LOD One of my ex's got her nipple pierced less than a week after we stopped dating and showed everyone EXCEPT me. even my 37 year old brother in law. we were both 18. he was 39 . "fuck the shit"... I don't want to be Quayle-man Why haven't you yet denied raping and killing that girl in 1994? ...then his own paparazzi would harass TMZ photographers &amp; the like. You need a reason other than to not be filthy? I just had to go and see what else was on there I was raised Catholic too, haven't been to church in years. Is writing a letter really necessary? I thought you just stop going. And that's it. If you can make your videos short and concise, videos would be better. It lets you display the case best. An article with tons of high quality photos would probably be better if you want to go into more detail. As for what I look for, there's a few things I always appreciate hearing. Namely 1) price/value (like if the case is $40, is it significantly better than $30 options?) and 2) protection (drop protection? Lay on the table design? Will it scratch my phone up no matter how much I clean it? Yes pixle skin hd, I'm talking about you ) What's that thing Redditors do when they see stuff like this? "Lude" Don't tell me what to do. I'm starting a trend, though i doubt it will catch on. ლ( ლ) You're great but Haha when Dean asked Bobby "Did you kiss him " What did I just watch? or one of the many other countries... They didn't even give him a chance to plug his Youtube channel or anything. I'm going to try and find that. I think it may be hard since all distress think they, themselves are 'awesome' Vodka + a chainsaw = I kept reading 'Net Cramps' the pictures of athletes running wasn't helping that. I didn't ready the spec though, just wanted to give my first impression. So, logically, if you throw poop at a wall it will make a baby chicken? good to know... yea a 10 pool isn't cheesy at all I thought the comics here were supposed to have more than four panels I don't give a shit if you believe me or not. All I know is that your a sore loser after I proved you wrong. Then you try to play it off as nothing happened. "Texas University" Im an atheist and I dont think God would approve of your comment He said beginner People in the audience....Y U clap? You didn't want to watch it before!? elbozo_LMG joined the platoon EA Mods & Friends 7 hours ago "Based on a true story"... Half way through I realized my face was like this the whole time. Bath time has a whole new meaning now... Every time a zombie apocalypse thread makes it to the front page. ‎"Killed him with shots to the face... Two years later when he got out of prison" We have the same mobo, case, and cpu It was during this year's SuperBowl. She came over and we started with some kisses for hours. Things led to oral sex and eventually intercourse. We managed to have sexy time three times before she had to go. I felt really good about it, until I remembered that two days before that I had my first kiss. I felt a little played, like she only wanted to take my virginity. And then she goes and tells my friends that I pressured her. She was in full control of herself at the time; no alcohol or drugs. Why is losing the V-card so difficult. And I am 16 by the way, and I always dreamed of losing my virginity to a really sweet girl I would have been dating for a year. But it was a weekend deal Yes it was irrelevant, but how the fuck is he "filth" He probably likes it anyways.. Thanks for reminding me of the disappointment Never. If there's an awful customer, they'll get horrible service and mocked back in the kitchen, messing with food though is a line that I, nor anyone I've ever worked with, have felt justified in crossing. And I worked at the mall. At Christmas time I put 200 hours into the game before I discovered Windhelm even HAD docks. I wouldn't get the logo, I would get something flashier from the awesome art they have for this game. That said, I didn't downvote because it wasn't something I would do 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ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ How can Jesus predict coming of Muhammad and also assert he himself is not a prophet. Leave them... Earwax... 8 comments, no upvotes. let some other people see this.... OHTHANKGOD... Wait Ohhhhhhhhhhh, Americans. The jewish population of Germany is tiny for a reason No you didn't "i buy SUVs because I feel safer in them" Odd image dimensions... you cropped out the tits, didn't you? I see what you did there. And it was this topic. Yep... I would let that guy put his hands all over my wood any... Err... Wait... Damn, I remember taking a specific mental note in the game when I saw this, but now I forget where it was And this is why girls don't like you. Same with me, only he was doing 40, on in a tight alley with not one but 2 t-junctions You're even getting downvoted for this post. Fine, thanks for asking but the bike gonna cost him about 150 - 200$ + what ever the stall keeper wanted. We've all agreed not to let him drive again :P > "the" al pastor truck...because there's only one. #1 Rule of drawing stick figures, don't add necks. Seriously , shit just looks weird. Gaming degree? What are you, 13? I can see reddit took your sobered assessment of the situation with grave seriousness I watched it loop about a dozen times waiting for it to move. My imagination *made* it move. Tried to do this with a few friends of mine. Apparently it's illegal. Imagine if game developers charged released a game with no buxom ladies but then charged for DLC (since thats literally what Hitler Games, Inc. would do) that unlocked bouncing boobs instead... So much gamer rage for capitalizing on _MENZ BIOTRUTHS_ Yeah. Not to be racist against the Irish, but people are generally dicks about being Irish on St Patricks day. Yeah, like last week. Almost exactly the same too I remeber Bonzi Buddy..... haha the harvest gods bless me with great yields. I thank you Believe it or not, my dog brought home a rotting dog leg, I mean, he is a dog and all that but I was like: . My friends and I were addicted to Chantico. We tried to order it in a venti cup, and the barista said we wouldn't be able to handle the richness in that size. He was a hipster before it was cool? What have you done to my childhood. I'm unattractive to both sexes all ಠ_ಠ and no ಠ_ಠ makes ಠ_ಠ a ಠ_ಠ You're right! I didn't see that since it was on the front page. WHY IS THIS ON THE FRONT PAGE?! Pics or it never happened No TL;DR? I'd be more glad to see some scenes from the show if they'd give us a release date Hey fellow ailenblue user ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Walcott has completed 14 of 103 attempted crosses this season What does that have to do with this? Cakeday. Bestie. Strobe is your favorite song of all time? (ノ )ノ彡┻━┻ Point taken, Anus_Blender. suicide is NOT allowed What just happened? :o i know the feeling...i still do ... but I read it now. You wanna dress your girl up as a flapper? I think you and I have the same friend, he did it once when I was talking to my high school principal..... ,l,,_( ) Thank you, William F. Buckley Red team name sweet jesus what have you done Me too >An all powerful being needs billions of years and basic life just to create one intelligent life form? I will be waiting... because it's not seen as homo-eroticism here in sweden I can't begin to express how obnoxious i find this thing > She likes to shove her finger in my belly button This is still going on? It probably says something about both me and Reddit that my first reaction was to check the shadow for photoshopping even before the "Awwww" reflex kicks in. ಠ_ಠಠಠ_ಠಠಠ_ಠಠಠ_ಠಠಠ_ಠಠಠ_ಠಠಠ_ಠಠಠ_ಠಠಠ_ಠಠ ಠ > That, and kinda creepy in a none-of-your-business kinda way. $10/GB Internet Explorer. Definitely IE. I never got a proof. Playing since 2007. As a straight guy I'd say yes, let you take me out to dinner, buy me some drinks, then tell you I'm straight at the end of the night when you go for a kiss, thank you for the night and be asked to go home. I'd give you mixed signals all the way back making you wonder if I'm in the closet leaving you confused for weeks to come. While the sentiment ("Negro History Week") started with a black guy, Black History Month was created by and officialized by middle-aged white guys. I guess they didn't know anything about the month they created either, right? White people can't have opinions on BHM, even though they can have enough of an opinion about it _to create it_. Did you read "Josh"'s review? All those details are accurate. NO CONTACT WITH WOMEN. We weren't even allowed to look at them! Got me... Why is this not marked NSFL? I once worked with a girl that was phenomenally dumb. Sweet, very nice girl. Just couldn't reason herself out of a paper bag. This girl was a vegetarian. She hated the taste of meat as a child and so had not eaten meat in years. One day we are taking a trip together. We are sitting it the airport and I am chewing on some beef jerky. She looks at me with a slightly vacant, but obviously quizzical, stare. I asked her what was up. She replied "Oh, nothing. It is just that I had to stop eating beef jerky a few weeks ago." Well, that is strange I think, so I ask her "Why?" She replies "Well, because I found out it ad meat in it." ...."Uhhh...." She had thought it was beef flavored jerky. ... *demilitarized .50 cal bullet*? Windows can definitely install on systems with multiple disks.^1 i was so strong not to give in and play this game now i have to get it At first I was like "Yeah! Score one for personal rights!"...then I read that the guys accused of having 5 tB of kiddie porn and I was like " " not sure if true or just a clever trick Just so you know... we are no longer friends. Hahahahaha it's a bland joke that only serves to inflate a particular group's ego. ^2 ,l,,_( ) Mother of god what is that font Hue again >Note to young redittors - Don't become a doctor! Not worth the stress, hard work or debt. And society likes to treat you like you're pain-inducing scam artists. I only wish I was kind of kidding. So much for being excited about getting my MCAT scores this week ,l,,_( ) Why is this being downvoted? That's what I've done. I've studied race. Lickitung + Cloister = I would like to punch Kim Jong-un. In his ass. With my penis. NO LUBE. Shit is weird when even *Nudist-On-Strike* says " ". Diver as well, they are such gentle giants, so it makes me sad when people touch them. They think it's fun to touch it, little do they know they can cause it to die in agonizing pain. Big fish, big heart, touch it with your feelings, not your hand. Obligatory "Don't use your penis either". I'm looking at you reddit. Dude I think you stole my cat's sibling. They look EXACTLY the same with the white going up the same degree on their legs. "I've gotten to the top and stayed their with all three races" Internet Explorer Why is it a stereotype that Americans are fat? Oh wait... I thought we were done with this. Cheddar, Edam and Brie?? This is the most uninspired cheese pages ever I read that as a video of you *fucking* ducks. I still clicked it. I'm angry at linkin park No problem. They get some huge slab and keep dropping it over and over again to get maximum flatness. I thought that was a camera you were holding until I noticed it was a straight razor… How can you be a member of this subreddit -- NAY, a member of this UNIVERSE -- and claim to have never seen Mean Girls? Cloudy with a chance of meatballs Are you serious? It's Weepingbell Reddit! That or the puppy formally known as Almost As a broke Knicks fan, . "Hot momma" the tide doesn't lift the croc when the croc wants to leave it just floats away.... or its a flying crocodile... ,l,,_( ) Not really NSFW Writing on an iPad keyboard is annoying, I make lots of mistakes, sorry Madam you have a dirty mind. I meant he's drinking the energy drink pimp juice. Eww what did you think? Eww Why couldn't people just be using pencils? Lebron shoots a shot he rarely has done this season to start the All Star game. Leblanc flair Hahaha, mom, you so silly... fuck off. Well he does *breed* with pokemon.... This is a much better investment than smart boards ** ** Answered, cause Reddit apparently so obsessed with pedophile witch hunts they absolutely have to know i would go to Hollywood and find justin beiber. then hang him from the H in the Hollywood sign. Cause I give a shit about imaginary website points with no monetary/sentimental/any fucking value. I went to Apple and they replaced my phone to resolve the issue. This is my 16th replacement. We had to pass CALM class (career and life management) in order to graduate, which I think is great and it seems like a lot of people never had anything like this taught at their high schools. But, we never had sex ed. The only time I had anything close to sex ed was in my honours bio30 class we had one class where we learned about different contraceptives, but even then only people who took that class learned about it. That would probably explain the fact that out of 600 students , nearly 20 of them were pregnant and 6 of those were in grade 9 So *you're* that douche that always complains about the douche that comes late and interrupts the class? ,l,,_( _,,l, yeah you too smartass This is a troll. I call BS. I'd chew that gum. I unsubscribed from the spam he and his campaigners send out. In the comment field when asked why I'm unsubscribing, I put him NDAA and not being against senseless OWS beatings. Essentially calling it hypocritical politics. I still get the fucking spam from him and his team My manShep is going to continue his bromance with Garrus. Rectify? I'm jealous that you had Campus Deli and all i had was EVERYTHING NYC HAS TO OFFER. No I'll probably just keep them and hand them down. Assuming that they would enjoy them. I'm taking them to my grave. It may have something to do with the boxing--but I'm no doctor. Why is the record company's upload in 240p? Why is the government funding pre-school? Did Hussie try out for Tim and Eric? I would hide all of the meme threads but there would be nothing left on the entire fucking page. I do enjoy the insightful threads that come few and far between though. Very fucking few and far between..... Hollywood, your subliminal messages are showing... This game needs to be re-made and not be a fail That Cloyster is male... Yeah but, what if he dies from it in the third. You should, sir. 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I think this is why these types of programs are steadily decreasing in number your profile picture should be of the monkey and not annie! Talk about first world problems It is not a defect. It happens with these type of screens. It will only show up when the screen is black. I just tested it on my Nexus S and the blotches are there. Just return it and get a refund. Rick Santorum at 32%? Are you kidding me? My thoughts exactly. Except he was at 35% when I looked Dafuq "They do bad". You have no childhood if you are serious... you are humping your cat YES. Him in Red Eye gave me the creepiest ladyboner. And in Batman Begins. I may have a problem. Luckily my school has a crit thinking class, but unfortunately the teacher does not teach. and the top response is right, most high school classes are memorizing, not problem solving. Poor Isis, it's definitely not fur. When we discovered the fat over her hips when she sat down and that she was developing a fat roll over her tail we decided no free feeding and weight management food. Bean has to sort of suffer along side her, he looks at me like "I don't have a weight issue, why can't I have food all the time " ** ** The nearest Toppers is 168 miles away "Games are relatively cheap..." His wife is a lucky girl. **ಠ_ಠ** ಠ_ಠ * * Your *current* gf? I don't get I........oooooohhhhhhhhhh Dat closet. . . It's comments like these that make me love Reddit, have an up vote. Also, you are a terrible, terrible person! Shame Unfortunately, no... And it was a pain to get to work that day because of the traffic This might be the cure for childhood obesity.... maybe even adult obesity. Yeah right... MFW "released in 1997" WHY ARE YOU SITTING ON THE TOILET WHILE GIVING BIRTH? He means that the entire shot isn't taken all at once. I went snowboarding today (hence no sleep), and when I saw this as an orangered, my immediate reaction was, "no way! I fucking did it again " Why the ? I bet it's as wide and deep as the ocean. I hope you're kidding......... god that feels so goddamn gross. it seems to happen during the best drunk sex a guy did this to me .... weirdest thing ever Not calling anti gay, saying that the attitude concerning others actions that have absolutely no impact on oneself seems a little of the kin. The pig's own person? The flavour trumps the personality.. You're never better off missing the feels That sweatervest That's some real "Lord of the Flies" shit here Life of a Raven: beat all the playoff teams, lose in the playoffs. Did North Korea just order a million of these on blue light special. America freaks out. "the results can be explosive." I..want that controller. . . . and this is why you keep baby wipes and a trash can near the bed. "Hold still hon, just need to clean up some, uh . . . bonus lubrication." Listen to depressing fucking love songs and try to get my shit together. In all honesty a lot of my time is spent crying. There are plenty of links in the first result on Google. Is it just me, or does the bear look kind of like the blurry bits of MISSINGNO? Fuck, now I know why that pokemon was censored Why isn't he wearing shoes in a lab? Yeah I was wondering what kind of ceremony this involved. IE FIRST MOVIE. Guys, I get that you're jealous, but don't downvote the poor guy for asking questions. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ EDIT: Nephews and nieces pride themselves on seeing who can climb up and hit me on the head first fucking hippies I meant the sarcastic version, like, " Fucking-a..." Not in the Canada app store? Goddammit. 99 Digletts You know whats really wtf here? That lame hairstyle ^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ THAT...was my big "WTF"... Nice try Ben Roberts Wait, so you wouldn't care if others were giving you looks all the time? or in his prime Berard...traded after winning the calder The exchange was rather .. I haven't been a fan of Lori this season, because indeed, she has been bitchy and the queen bee. All the other parts were pretty epic. i highly doubt this was at your office, SINCE IT'S A REPOST So, by his way of thinking, if I get a gun and kill someone, I shouldn't get all the blame for killing someone. Most of the blame should go to the system that allowed me to acquire the gun. Yeah, totally logical. I always wondered where the hell common bandits could get a full set of Daedric, they obviously have shut down more Oblivion gates than I did i could run far render distance with no problems back in alpha. Now theres all that "Java 64 bit" bullshit Facebook birthdays are like circlejerk farming. You say that ''LOVE YOU OMG HAPPY BWERTHDAY LOLOLOL'' thing to everyone else almost everyday and when your time comes, everyone else do the same to you. ' ' With our two kids I know I'm sitting right beside you, but this man, is pure intelligence. Ugh. I see a guy driving his Acura NSX in the snow all the time My bud and I work at red lobster. Not funny Thanks, now I have great recommendations in amazon. If you think the police are bad in the US, go to Mexico New research...? Put the money towards cancer if this is what you're doing with it WordArt? Much like magic >*"... that's not a victory flag, we haven't even had an argument "* great, let the internet authoritarianism begin. The Jack Daniels distillery is actually in a dry county and the law includes an exemption just for them. Ugh, fine, move over, I'll do i- hey. Redditor for 19 hours I was at the peeler's once and a stripper started doing this while giving me a lapdance. I kind of jerked my head away and gave her the . does the guy in the background to the left have a boner? "the species has been found in waters as far north as the British Isles, Japan, the Florida coast of the United States." Reddit == Barrens Chat? yes and someone should still be focusing on something now! ,l,,_( ) ,l,,_( ) ,l,,_( ) Rumblefish: * * who just downvoted? RGIII running by a school zone... So... Malz and Akali counter each other? I recently saw this and my face was like this---> ლ( ლ) That's not has the chat wheel works This also works and is free! Assuming you have a gun you can just pull the bolt on and look down the barrel. I'm looking at you Marlin Model 60 because it's vital to humanity's existence to know how pickles are made. Citala je neki govor... Koji je OK. Ali njene gestikulacije i kreveljenje su jednostavno bile i delovala je neozbiljno. How did an incorrect response that contains unmarked spoilers get so many upvotes? What a nice relationship This ain't a reaction gif ,l,,_( ) One who played through DeS shall not use any summons in first NG ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^^ಠ_ಠ^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^^^ Publicity is a mixed blessing. I could say a lot more on the subject, but basically I'd rather tons of people be interested in protecting the environment in general than be interested in falconry. Someone who loves to learn about falconry or is interested and knowledgeable about it is great (in my bias opinion as someone in that position :P ), but people who have heard about it in passing or know a *little* about it or have just seen someone holding a falcon can be...problematic. Mostly because everyone's first thought is "how do I get a pet -insert-?" So many people just want owls right now, too, it's not even funny- there were even a couple cases in the past few months of people stealing owls from wildlife centers for pets. They have no idea about the practical aspects. Basically, popularization of falconry without context can mean bad things for the wild birds of prey. I'd much rather have popularization of preserving species in the wild, where even if people don't know much they at least know it's not cool to shoot a bald eagle (as happened in my locale last week. ) So ....so it would be okay if a girl *did* have lopsided boobs and you "kindly" pointed it out to her? Scene kids everywhere rejoice! Srzly though, Streetlight is alright, but half the people I know that say they like ska only know Streetlight, and even then only because they played on Warped. Also, every band at warped tour this year sucks besides I Fight Dragons and For Today, so far. Whoops, that was an honest mistake. Pretty much, every election it's Dischord v. Zoidburg. Once when i was around 6 or 7 i had gotten a new bike for my birthday. Well i was riding it around out front and my older brother and cousin came outside and said we have the perfect place for me to ride where no one will bother me. so me being a 6/7 year old listens to her big brother and follows them to this awesome place. it was the old street next to our house that at the time, but a BIG hill and i was kinda scared to ride down it right? well my bro and cousin dared me to drive down it. me wanting to be tough like my big brother accepts the challenge and rides down the big hill. i rode down it alright, but as soon as i got to the bottom i hear a bunch of vicious barking an then i see like 5 or 4 dogs charging for me. see what i didn't know is that there are stray wild dogs down that road. i immediately started to scream like hell and ditch my bike running up the big hill/street. then my mom comes running out of the house sees the dogs then me running and screaming bloody murder and she charges towards me cutting threw the bushes and ditch with a broom in hand. apparently she was sweeping at the time when this all happened. she gets to me, dogs are on my tail she starts yelling real loud , raises her broom and beats the shit out of the dogs with it. they start whimpering and run off back down that road. mom checked me no wounds, then asked what happened. i told her. she looked at my bro and cousin who were still standing up on the hill laughing at me . she yells at them to get to the house. she carries me home while im crying. sits me down on the couch and comes back with a Popsicle and then goes and whip my brothers and cousin asses outside. " " is right. This was the first thing I saw when I checked. What the fuck indeed. Excuse me, what? downvote for grammar Your buzz is killed because she's not as young as you had hoped? ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ^ Do you mean the 28th? Today, Monday is the 27th. Those look like spiders. ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ I thought that site was mostly used for women dreaming about weddings, anyway? Unless she's planning a wedding while already married... Hope the power cord is okay " " Someone said "Wait, is this a 15 year old? Awesome, we now all have cp on our hard drives " What a nice you've got there The realization that lady bugs could fly. Yes, girls who are into group sex are obviously cheaters who can't be trusted. what's that supposed to mean Just watched "I love you Phillip Morris" wtf is this? Made my wife handle a bunch of guns and she chose an LC9. She shot it for a little while and liked it. Then she gets her hands on my G19. LC9 is no longer even an option for her and she now fondly refers to the G19 as her gun. This last weekend she gave it the nail polish treatment with orange nail polish. It came out looking great until I noticed that when looking at the polish from an angle it has sparkles in it . Guess I am in the market for a new Glock. Do you know which post I'm talking about? Some people went as far as to say a woman should be forced to carry their baby if they don't have a genuine reason for abortion and one person even said that saying a fetus isn't a person is opinion, not fact endless skyrim comments, browsing a subreddit called 'niggers', you hilariously called someone a bigot then said they were probably from turkey because they were such an awful human being, following a fatty fetish subreddit, posting your uninteresting family guy observations to 2 different subreddits looking for upvotes, you listen to metal, you verified your email, you use this stupid face: ' ' and *still* get downvoted, you posted to gonewild for an ego boost apparently (but still criticized at least one person who posted there), "i have several lvl 60's", you did MMA, you are an "avid reader of /r/gore", you posted a series of one-word insults on firstimpressions, "Looks like poop. Or Indian food"... here is a random selection taken from browsing your comment history for you and reddit's delectation. I suspect that i could post thousands more but it just got too depresing Yup, read it like that too. Now all I can think is that the water cascading down makes the same noise You're going to have to come up with a better excuse to bust out the " " face than that. That's not very nice. Two wrongs never make a right...... I Upvoted you. I needed too. You win. At whatever game that's played, you win. Oh yeah, reddit isn't sexist at all... ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ I'm a Mets fan Why wouldn't we click on it You pushed a weight you could not handle and/or utilized the back more than necessary. Don't do it again. Bonkers "Pro-life" people often think that the zygote/embryo/fetus is an entirely separate body from the mother, and therefore its rights somehow trump her rights. Never mind the fact that for most of the pregnancy, the thing has to be a physical parasite on its mother to survive, or that carrying the pregnancy to term may have drastic and negative effects on the mother's well-being. Damn whore shouldn't have gotten herself knocked up... So.. you're the one that masturbates at the rivers No, only a same gender version of myself. I've thought about this many...many times. I saw a pigeon with a broken neck wandering around once, I kicked it to try and put it out of it's misery, It shat itself and continued wondering around. Ha, so funny to see this! I immediately thought, "Who cloned me and made this?! " No seriously, I'm honored to have my work be inspiration for you. You did a great job here! As far as I'm concerned, My alternate reality personality can go f*ck herself. You're telling me human fetuses have no value *because* you have to wipe their ass? You're not getting my porn unless you pry it from my cold numb hands! Firemaking is one of those skills that is normally really high, But you have no idea how it got that way. I that lucky person He has been a Redditor for 6 months... "inatimate" objects... This Laureli person sounds like a lot of fun. A) I'm a dude. So we have...Rock Segment...and we still have that SD Tag Match...and right now we have Hoeski segment....we have 30 min left....1 + 3 - 42 x 7 = math stuff..... Guys...I don't think we're gonna see the Funkasaurus Seems like he is grading the players in relation to his expectations of them before the season. Then again imo Love and Pek deserve an 'A+' mark because they do what they are expected to do extremely well. Rubio really needs to improve his shoting to get A+ tho I can't fathom someone spending 130 on a keyboard... they're like $5... Well I'm done with pasta for a while. Dragging a dead cat around on a leash is not funny. they made a marine 2 Well then one level below the knowing tackle level Well, it's nice to know that he eventually ate that rat. je va être là de mardi (demain) à lundi... Comic sans? Wait what, no! I meant H. P. Lovecraft, he was a big fan of his work, way to Goodwinize the thread bro Neither am I weather.com After cramming all 4 seasons of "Battlestar Galactica" in one week while I can't do shit with this cast on my hand... I like to say "Oh My Gods" now. Ive gotten a few " " from my family (born again christian). My atheistic ass laughing all the way to the bank. I've been to Bumfuck Nowhere, Nebraska, it's way the hell away from anything, but I live in Omaha, and go to school in Lincoln, populations 500,000 and 200,000, respectively ಠ_ಠ I want that photoshopped on *my* face. Jealous. of all the times to make a prediction during this series... you see it fit now? No That's hysterical. You anesthesiologists sure know how to tell a good joke Cream cheese and tomatoes? Why does she hang out with you then? Hah. Upvote if got it before you clicked load more comments. I know exactly how you feel. I'm in high school as well, and there's only one outed kid that I know of. He's scary, and once smacked my ass with a paddle in PE, which I really don't appreciate. No! Obama. , but CNN wolf said he dead. 16,000 likes? He rounded up... ... Unacceptable. To all of you who downvote this... "Ripped?" You know you only came to the comments to only write "Ravineception" or "We must go deeper" Im very disapoint in you 'wet manholes' you posted this AFTER an answer had been posted ***Really?*** They? ** ** "freinds" As do I.... *GREEEAAT*....... now i have to put new pants on Ouchmyfuckingface Newt is "astonished" that Obama is a pussy!? The drop bears are kinda deadly though All I can think about right now is the Circle of Ossus You are too bitter to appreciate him **ಠ_ಠ**. He's a fucking genius, I always lose it at awesome details like bold ** ** to piss people off, among many others. First, it's **obvious** he didn't buy himself reddit gold, it was one of his **numerous** fans. By the way, I'm one of them, I always have a good laugh at his awesome comments, and I do click his username looking forward to new comments (-: "Thanks a hell of a lot, Mom! " That was so good it made me want to do my first post ... ..my life is over That is crazy. When somebody was not raised like that and then sees something like that it is considered fucking crazy, ignorant, bigoted or whatever you want to call it. However, in the typical christian point of view you are right. They would be considered smart, well prepared, and to the point. That is very unfortunate and I always forget that people like that make up a large population of America. They are the reason Santorum( ) is winning the poles right now. At first I was like: " No way this is-" Then I remembered I was on r/atheism not r/trees lol, then Ken goes and forgets about the other Asuna, just like he has with Nagi, Zeck, Akria and anyone else important uhh... so how is this working out? I can see we're already abusing it Hahaha...you must be joking EDIT3: Rouges -> Rogues Whelp, now I am just going to leave it that way just so I get more . We Chinese don't eat cats. Dogs yes. but no cats. I don't know if you're in trouble... but you should be. If you've done what I've deduced, which is pretty much verified by your last post, you've pulled a juvenile scumbag move. When applying for jobs: "Just keep throwing shit at the wall and eventually something will stick." Thanks for the words of encouragement. The guy who picks his bike up, turns around and walks off > Watch either a 25 minute ad or have 2 commercial breaks. WATCH THE DAMNED VIDEO! Now the waiting game Pillow here. I can assure you that that is *not* what I do. I read: The anal rape recorder... Damn Norsemen, takin' our jerbs Is it not with Mike Dean that Arsenal had not won a single match with in the last 10 games he refereed for them? Why the fuck you talking shit about Fuego? This post is uselles if you don't give the cords ... Please tell me ! Why Angie Varona Our Principal said that i had the same personality as Hitler... So what was the point of this whole thing if you're not outing him AND not getting the beer you're entitled to? Can't you just copy-paste it‽ That's what I do with the l k of disapproval. I have a friend who recently told me he fapped in the library at school and does this on a regular basis... He's a 24 and a college senior... What will you do once you get there? ** ** Walt's Face = >YEAH! THEY'RE RUINING THE SYSTEM BY OVERBURDENING IT! Which is exactly what I said Yeah I was quite confused about Disco only sounding good when it had been sped up. Deci la de astea am ajuns, ei? > they always started at 9am after cindy crayfish beauty cream adds >*"give it away. "* im from the tree section sooo excuse me That is not something a filly should be looking at The scariest part of this whole thing (next to the child exploitation) is someone had thang that chick. >I know plenty of pro-choice doctors and OB/GYN's. why would you consider 9gag as a rival... ** ** Wait a minute - you're "awkward when it come to new people" but you're looking for a group sex scene in your new city? Does not compute. So Pokemon are your superheroes?......... PULSEFIRE EZREAL! Don't hang the cuts of meat out if you don't want people window shopping Rockets fans... Unfortunately, Ugg boots are also an epidemic in the US. When i talked to her about a journal, she said you could do one... Oh, well that makes it alright then I guess... do you taste your vagina often? *** *** Dafuq!? Liar! You said you had enough computer for the day only an hour ago! There's a sub reddit of pictures of dead children...... Not sure if not enough space or far too much My GF was addicted to FarmVille for a while. She knew everyone in her family's Facebook passwords and played it for them too. I'm trying to kill LK 25 back in Wotlk and I get a phone call telling me I needed to do something on her farm at that exact moment...so there I was tending virtual crops as my character was dropped off the platform by Valks for the 100th time. Last week he was here at Boeing telling us about how we need to bring jobs back to the USA. Why is that one dude wearing a pink skirt? *That* was incredibly helpful, the ways you expressed it even. I believe kids are as they're told. For example, when I was little, I was sort of soft spoken, but I wouldn't say shy. Then people started labeling me as the "shy girl" and I began believing them and became quit timid for a lot of my childhood. So if everyone's telling him he's a shitty kid who does bad things, he probably believes it too. Thank you for these words of encouragement. I have so many people telling me that I have lost my mind for taking him in. That's what I tried to say...freaking auto-correct Am I the only one wondering why there are blasters on that commorant? They even have a reddit button for you to do it automatically... ..why was your light on when you weren't home? Did anyone happen to see the video suggestion titled "video 14 - URINE THERAPY PROVING" Awh come on this is the third time in the past 4 days that this has been posted. The Livestream is almost two and a half hours long? Is that a fucking Gawker link? You should know better... 100 coins. The only right answer is over, unless of course you own a cat (and refuse to keep your bathroom door shut ) right now I just have the radiohead bear and this: in decal form. This would fit right in. ;) I'm onto your shenanigans, RetlaOge haha! well now I will no longer sit down and smoke there... Exactly! The Cherubi isn't based on an inanimate object- cherries are plants. Also food. There's that stupid egg one too. Yet I still think the pokemon based on *a pile of garbage* is the worst. I mean, come on. You resented *bringing* lunch instead of eating *school lunch?* at my middle school, the school lunch would *bounce* if it was dropped on the floor. I have a little cousin who screams at the top of her lungs whenever something is mildly surprising or exciting because that's what Disney Channel taught her to do. My roommate came home soaked one day and said that a big red zombie truck drove by and the dudes threw water balloons at him. What a spoiled unempathetic bitch of a daughter. Actually, calculus is so hard because there aren't any numbers at all. How am I supposed to math with no numbers? Try being a die hard football fan and hearing " it's ok, it's just a game" after your team loses when they're this close to getting in to the Superbowl. Instant rage! Lady, if you weren't my bestfriend's momma... I honestly have no idea why it's opened like that. Basically: Shoes I ordered off Amazon with 1 day shipping, arrives a day late. Delivery guy leaves to deliver at 1:46PM, and ends up trying to deliver it to my college at 10PM . He's trying again today. Let's hope it doesn't take him 8 hours to drive the 20 miles to my dorm. Diablo 2...that damn door never opens > Then he *stood in the kitchen holding a knife, unable to decide whether the time he had poured into my upbringing was sufficient reason not to gut me on the spot. When he eventually calmed down, he realized how much time had passed and claimed he* forgot about me. > **ಠ ಠ** It's a school where all of its student body can code, and they blame it on California... Yeah. I did. FALSE. It is yawning. Not what I mean't . I actually meant wingardium leviosa or something of the sort. But you that did make me laugh haha She looks nine. I'd tear you to shreds after. ಠ_ಠ King of Winterfell? Oh hey uh, pedo... mmm... bears... uh bloody.. cock. Redditor for 99 days he's.... Legit. Something some what similar happened to me only with legos. I was really big into legos when I was younger and had built 3 pod racers, multiple scenes from HP, etc. Then, one day my family was having a big cookout with their friends and what not. I walk into my room and to get something, and what do I see? Just about every lego construction I've ever built (keep in mind I used to wake up early and work on these things before school) laid to waste with some random little girl and my older sister in the middle of it all because my sister figured it would be okay to let her play with my toys. F7U11????? "I am really mad at you and not talking to you for a while because you were really mad at me and not talking to me for a while." – My high school years in a nutshell. He can't be pedobear if the girls are in college! I understand what they were getting at, but still Did someone just apologize in LoL? I already planned to You don't have any pants on. What has happened to r/gaming?? Redditors playing MW3, this is shameful. She? yea it's kinda scumbag of the creator of this to require the ring to be charged but not give the option to pick the thing that was needed to charge it Not a reactiongif Came to quote that exact same thing. I brought this along with me: Grandmother: Why would I ever go downtown, everything I need is out by the mall? You had me at Hammels. Did you just use quotation marks to indicate atypical use? Why didn't you properly format the sentence to make them unnecessary? Why are you rushing through life? I found my pokemon crystal recently, started a new game currently in the process of beating that dick Sigh, so sad. I worked at an ELECTRONICS store and had a MANAGER do the same thing. Side note: how does one make the " " face, I just paste it... We have cougars in this country? Who knew. Not just "past it" slappers? I think they meant the death threats the same way Katu meant that Dragon was cheating.. aren't we all just a bunch of fun trolls ಠ_ಠ don't give anyone ideas. some politicians actually said motorcycling should be outlawed in my country . Your parents loved each other and had a healthy sex life. How traumatic. 35 That Poppy skin makes her look she ripped off Shyvana's horns to wear on her hair You were **downvoted** for being too old for Pokemon. "never hurt anyone in the process" My male character keeps getting proposed to by war guys and black smiths 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** THOR! anyone else immediately read black pants in india I'll probably make another one and make the areola a little smaller It's not just you- and of course it happens when I have my first ever semi-successful post! Does not ship to Canada Then you see the video/pictures the next morning... ಠ_ಠ lol but still I would Nice try... *boy-cock girl-cock eee eye eee eye oh?* In America, February is black history month, its also the shortest month of the year... 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Now that one of my posts has been meta-posted about (as an image.. clever karma-reaping skills.. well played... ) I feel I have truly become one with Reddit. If you're tall, how did a kid kick you in the head? Wow, you really took it to your grandpa....good job...... you mean 20 minutes after you posted that comment, you were high for that long? you should still be high now $25 shirt.... $17 SHIPPING? type to learn! If that was your job everyday, wouldn't you have the same face? ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ I read that as "burger market buys a clown". I've done nothing to make a fool of myself. Seriously. What have I done. Denied the great Cheezus, ruler of the Praetorians, who, from what I can tell, are falling apart? Seriously. Tell me what I have done to make a fool of myself. (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ IT WORKED Better bring out White Mamba tonight Thibbs, we've been fiending I'm Korean and usually they end up picking their own English names if their parents didn't officially give them one. I met this one guy who was thinking of names to be called and chose Fernando... Pen and paper man The packet said it was animal I didn't see the sign at first I want you to know, I hate you. Since seeing this damn .gif, I've had a constant feeling that there are Maggots in my foot, and have had constant leg spasms. This is 100% worse than when I was playing Skyrim a lot, and ended up feeling spiders crawl on arm every now and then. I will not be getting any sleep tonight. "Working hard, or hardly working?" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA [ ] I caught the " ".... but I missed the first part of what you said. Any chance you wouldn't mind saying again? I'm quite sorry for missing it, truly. i started playing when 52 champions were in the game Step one, realize that you do not 'love' her. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ (╮ )╮ ┳━┳ I wonder why you got downvoted when all the other s have been upvoted... ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ I am drunk, what should I do?... ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ I'm in 9th grade and I know what a radian is. There's no such thing as "Legos". ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Guess when I go back to my hometown in rural southeast Asia, I can still charge my iPhone and iPad. 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Had a commission job selling men's clothing once. Boss said that I'd make more money if I showed a lot of cleavage. Not so much "walked in on" as "woke up on". My roommate and I share a bunk bed and I have the top. She had her boyfriend over for a few days and he slept with her in her bed. I didn't care what they did as long as I wasn't in the room, but I woke up at 3am with the bed rocking violently for a few seconds, a grunt, then silence Well we all know she's in the spotlight for her in depth knowledge of the sport and not her looks. AM I RITE? GUYS? [...] **~~ ~~** Make sure you lock your doors at night. Not doggie treats, I hope. ლ( ლ) Reading this as "le me at 6" led to a few awkward panels of confusion... Being a reddit master really doesn't have anything to do with being useful or informative. The fuck did you just show me ( ) ┬──┬ Yeah awesome, make the entire panopoly of knowlegd small enough to steal. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Would you like any flies with that? Trundle, I played him free week in lane and build crap like Guinsoo's Rageblade and rushed Frozen Mallet, didn't even get boots. ..Wait did you say he burst into tears? Thanks for giving me an erection. Now everyone in Starbucks thinks I'm a creep. Nigga, did you tape bacon to a cat?! I lost all faith in humanity now. Is it just me or is that piece of paper a GHOST There is no degree of powerful enough... "Of course I'm not kidding you! Jesus loves you, why wouldn't he give you new legs in heaven?" Redditor for 10 minutes ** ** In 9gag we say "le me does not care about le repost" and it's fine. [ ] I have about forty of that card somewhere in my closet. That and Nidoran female seemed to make up roughly 50% of every pack of cards I bought. Ugh. I feel an upset stomach coming on You're mom Re................post! No. Is your name Juan Le? Yes I'm in! But wait... Character pin-code? And the website is down.. BATTLEJEWS We play bean bag toss at every family gathering. I've been corn holing with my family for years... To play Sims and Words with Friends. Nice try, DEA! video not available in Australia This is one of the most popular SUNGLASSES I guess illiteracy runs in your family "matey". not sure if getting downvoted by clueless New Zealanders or clueless Americans And a topic named "How to stop the press from misrepresenting the truth"... Hah, this thread is full of awfully depressing stories. I'll add one of my own. Once, I was eating alone in a restaurant after work, quite exhausted. This older guy (~50) comes up and straight up runs his hand through my hair (I'm a natural redhead with bright copper hair), says, "You have such pretty hair!" then tries to stroke my cheek. I give him the "WHAT THE FUCK" face and throw myself backwards, and say, "What the hell, don't touch me, what do you want?" The guy looked hurt and said, "Well, I bet you don't have a boyfriend, if you can't even take a compliment." ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ How much does a polar bear way? (oh god you motherfucker) Enough for me to break your face! I would shit myself if I woke up to that. A friend of my best friends' was in an Xbox Live party chat with myself, said best friend and another person, and instantly started slagging off at me. The arguments he had went like this: "You suck at CoD", "You're gay" and the colourful and intelligent "faggotfaggotfaggotfaggot" Anyway, this has been going on for over half a year now. He's gotten his "friends" to attempt to torment me as well. Death threats, telling me that they'll come to my house and egg it (soooooooo gutless right there) and/or beat me up etc. Absolute bogans, these people. **All because of a videogame ** repost...so no While they drive My best friend stopped talking to me because he thought I was trying to steal his girlfriend (I had never spoken to her, I have no idea where he got this idea from) He completely cut off contact with me. This was 4 years ago and I didn't find out why he stopped talking to me until this year. I also found out he's gay. 9.40 no warpgate, Another fucking idiot with another idiotic novelty account. Do you have nothing better to do? Nice. NOOOOOO what have you done fuck you I have had a rock in my head for like lets see here.... Uhhhhh *snapping fingers trying to remember* How ever old I was in like 3rd grade lets say. I'm 19 now. But yeah I fell on my bike on rocks blah blah stitches. Find out its in my dome and the doctors thought it was a bone. I called mine Thor. He keeps breaking things. John Mayer Your gf has abetter calculator than you? >Caffeine is the diuretic part of coffee. Not Coffee. [ ] Wait a minute when did we become relatively certain about the existence of jesus. "Dat body..." > "ohay! Glock! =D" > "Dat finger... " 9gag > Reddit isn't "Predominantly Male". Assertions to the contrary should be met with " Citation needed". (Protip, there is not any valid citation of this fact to my knowledge) Brown shorts I don't know, man, the double-rat-tail is kind of creeping me out. So is leg hair (atleast for me). Was sitting having an disscussion with one of my friends when my best friend comes up to me (female) "Does this hurt" Before i knew what she was gonna do she pulled my hair i scream of the top of my lungs of pain. She bursts in to laugh for 5 minutes. The Pain.. OMG! Hateyouhateyouhateyou... Hitler was a soldier in the war, Guazzbulgio beat me to it. "Cancellationg" Really? Macro riiiiiiiiiight Now we know. I do always carry mace . I don't tell people I'm carrying it, though. It makes me feel safe. Also, I wear combat boots anyway.. anyone who's ever been on the receiving side of a kick from those will know how painful it is. I'll be safe (:< 4x4??? Yeah, cause r/wtf doesn't have enough things titled " " right? Don't smoke THE "AN" What? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ RES is cheating. Make a sign with the Reddit alien doing this: So, I definitely find the quote awesome/inspirational/etc., but... it's an Instagram... of a screenshot... Because QR codes are sooo useful in the subway, where you have no signal... > Not sure if you know the definition of bigot So reddit wants to protest an american citizen running for office!? That's alliteration... and no we don't. Shame be upon you boy I remember this... It was so cool when I saw it on the front page... Yesterday. Where do you find a cheap M14? How young are you going here? But... Slaves didn't build the pyramids. "vegemite" Everytime my mother is near cocktail sausages, she will without fail say "I think they look like little willys" why do you have a leopard and why is he using pc TO THE TOP WITH YOU Jeeze... This is the second place I've seen this pun as the top comment within the last three minutes. Every time I say "meet [me/her/him/etc..] halfway--" "CAN YOU MEET ME HALF WAAAAY RIGHT UP THE BORDERLINE BLAAAH" "... " Waffles turn you off? No, mostly because my cousins are 3-6 Not really a saying, but a girl I was on a date with once pronounced Target as "Tar-jhay" and I about round house kicked her out of the bed...but then I came... Take a less crappy photo HAHAHA because Only in Battlefield contest was some sort of measure of skill Yup, repost. ... Says NaziButler ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ ಠ Mine from Newark Canada shows a ship date of March 23. the Dizz needs to bring back trivia and karaoke Published the 31st of October 2008 How so? >way to murder the suspense. Meanwhile I'm embarrassed that at 7+mil on Gwenar, she's not even at 30/50. WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING?! Page 1 of 75 **Yeah!** dick. u srs. Aogo No! Pick it up and put it where it belongs! So... why did you have to say you were paralized? Bible didn't say the Slaves built the pyramids Doesn't seem like he's using safari. This is a guy. Seriously go check OP's other posts. The things redditors do for karma ಠಠ ಠಠ At first I was like but then I was like ʘ‿ʘ There is a distinct lack of ponies mentioned. I am disappoint. sub goes by and no McClean Happened to me. Used a Fire Blast, but it took about 1/6 of HP. on YOUR rc helicopter?? if you had one of these why didn't you take a picture of yours and not use the same picture that has been floating around the internet for years...... WTOP comments White text on a light background... so you're trying to be a dick? /Takes sunglasses off *camera zooms in* .. There's people seriously putting this forward as an argument against the item name revamps. Jesus fucking Christ. Isn't there A sub for this so this shit doesn't start a flame war? I have a disfigured smile . Lol thanks for the advice though. > >> > I'm a girl so not sure if I want to acquire his erection. Check out the terms of use before posting. Rule Vc has something to say to you and probably has this look on his face -- ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Fair enough. Personally those sound too cutesy for me. If anyone used those words to refer to my ass/asshole in an intimate setting I would just at them. Have always hated "booty". Like, I do a mini cringe just typing it. I don't know, you seem enrobed quite easily. Why would you do something like that to the poor innocent piggies I don't know how old you are, but if you are over fifteen... You're a jackass The lag spike or the desert well? Maybe this is why my food takes so long to receive I still have a huge problem with these forumgoers who've probably never played a Blizzard game having just as much of a chance at getting a beta key as some of us who are dedicated fans. I can't complain too much because a friend is letting me play beta on his account. However, this friend has a single Blizzard game on his account (which he never plays, and gave the account to another friend of ours) and never even plays the beta. That's what I have a huge issue with. Call me entitled, but customer loyalty should play a part in who gets first dibs at beta. Several people on these Facebook contests have even won multiple keys. This looks like a great time. Was that the TMNT underwater level? She proposed on twitter? I can't help but notice that EVERY product has a 5 star rating. Why are those 125mm railguns on that Rifter. 2 out of 20 I don't know what I was expecting with that link... REX ? That is singularly fucked up. Fucking jesus freaks are no better that the taliban. The other viewed products concern me more than this At first I was like "wow that's deep". Then I saw the username you were replying to. What, no Link's Awakening? Looks like breadfriend i usually give 20% i guess thats a bit high, ill start giving 15 Did you steal this, or have you just posted it before? I know I've read this word for word before Definitely the same branch. I stared at both pictures for ten minutes. You haven't met many miners, have you. *sundae I call B.S. redditors don't have wives. Forever alone. Chinese... I like my car mat clean. Oh god. I just tried to swipe to reply Sooo... This lesbian didn't know the Catholic Church's view on this? Giggling like a lunatic who has just lost his marble. My Gf asked me: "What's so funny?" she just shook her head at me. I have you tag'd as "Asian guy from hangover" for some reason. ლ( ლ) > You ran it in a virtual machine, and you still had to take a photograph? > I'm sick and tired of non-Californians telling me how much they hate my state and I must be some sort of collectivist Nazi moron for living here Mine did this once while my 15month old son was on the other side. Now he does it all the time to try to get the cat's attention... ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ That's okay, I'm not sexing anyone. Half way through typing a reply that explains the joke before I read your username... You bring dishonor to the Ninja name. They have degrees in their given subjects, and have spent four to five years obtaining them Sweden to dont you dare steal our part of this cake I'm not sure why he'd want to cover up a portion of a his detailed juggalo tatt You spend 20 years playing a flute and someone dumps an organ in your lap and expects you to play perfectly. Last Fall my brother and I took a trip to NYC. We decided to walk through Brooklyn one day, and wander into a pizzeria we found on Yelp for lunch. I order a pie with "the works" or something, and my fucking brother orders… get this… *pepperoni and pineapple*. I give him a stern , and the owner looks around, back at him and says, "I don't thing that's a-gunna be good. Pick a-somethin' else." No kidding! They misspelled "Purple drank!" Can't tell if telling the truth or lying... I'm 13 and I am 5" taller than you Something eloquent and poignant that makes use of the skills you've been given to articulate in college. Coming from someone that gets distraught by the thought of the flavor of beets, this should be labeled NSFL. ಥ_ರೃ^ಠ_ರೃ^ಥ_ಥ^ಠ_ಠ^ "We just want to play!" [](/c28 " ") your sass hurt that little girl's chances. The last person who said that got shot with an arrow and dumped behind the dungeon .. So, you're a college dropout with a worthless degree!? Another insightful response from LickMyAsshole ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ no, it's incredibly cheap unless you're buying it off the street I'm also curious about this, since that's my res tag aswell on him. Yah... Im working on it. Had a thread opened to address the issue about a week ago. A little too much encouragement to leave as is lol. Apologies for any mental scarring this may have caused. I personally thought that the lighting was good enough to darken that out my bad. I do a mean old spice voice but now certain girls want to use me as their personal voice over. Am I the only one who plays games with 5 minute continuous missile strikes? That's why I rarely play anymore. is he really just using these AMAs to get to the front page? Chocolate pretzels... I think I am going to be sick! wtf Viper vs. Silencer makes me rage so hard. "Liquid Fart" One computer install per disk isnt it amazing how the world works like that? looks kinda like this guy " " " " the only reason I know that Justin Bieber's birthday is tomorrow is because you just told me. metro I can almost see his ass cheeks dog's aren't meant to have diary products I hope you know it's "For all **intents and** purposes" I've had some pretty fucking interesting experiences like this, mostly when training new divemasters. I did a fairly deep dive with a couple of them on a day off. As I look around a few minutes into the dive I spot two of them seated on the sand, right where it drops off to really deep waters. They both have these dumb grins on their faces and are signaling "let's go deeper" to each other. Stopped pretty quickly when I swam up to them with a ( )-look on my face. :) Shes from New Zealand mundane, but slightly traumatizing; A guy I was into asked me out for dinner. Didn't have lunch that day because I planned on a hearty meal- even brought more money than I usually would have, that's how prepared I was. But I couldn't decide on what to get, so I made one order while he made a dozen more as suggestions. Was sheepish and a tad anxious at this point as I was trying to not stare-so-much-and-drool. Appetite died and I came off the wrong way- he thought I wasn't enjoying myself when I was melting! Worse, apparently I was still the same as I was before, shy and all like a kid. Went for a ride after and I had the windows opened... only to be told that messy hair is a turnoff for some guys. Most embarrassing moment was at the late night snack bar- since I was treated earlier, I expected that it'd be the same. Twas not the case and I didn't even order. In reply to my derpness, this . Drove me back and was asked if he should meet my 'rents in the DEAD of the night. I don't even... obviously your american trash food destroyed all your nerves and brains **second**? Oh wow dude, you just found this picture? coool cool! In a HK McD's, asked the cashier for "pancakes", but she didn't understand. Held up a long, long lineup as I asked a few more times for "pancakes". Cousin comes out of the washroom and a "TIL" moment- "hotcakes", not "pancakes". Got 'd by the cashier. Yep, this is true. As que_chevere points out, it's hardly specific to the DR. I'm Dominican though, and I called my mom out for referring to kinky hair as "pelo malo" last time we were discussing hair, and she responded by saying basically that calling it "bad" hair wasn't to say it was necessarily *bad,* but that's simply what it's called. girfriend..... I misread the title as Flutterclop. > Not all valets know how to drive manual Can't believe anyone fell for it, the biggest giveaway was that its 99 cents. Singapore has retired the one cent a long time ago Well I thought this was cool until I read all your negative comments Anything containing spaghetti or narwhals That's not using *only* the pencil tool What? You would hang out with a female friend for reasons other than courting? Is he Asian down there????? I like the fact they hire a dog walker Perhaps they dream in a different medium, or they experience the sounds differently. As in bees are aware of different colors while humans can only see ROY FUCKING G. BIV NO supp 3x a day Would you mind washing before we hug? Some of us played before that expansion or GOTY I thought BioWare would never ask for my account information? Come out of the closet. The weather is fine. My best friends with lovely chest-melons know that I'm bi-sexual and they are fine with me staring at them and poking them randomly { however I do get scolded } . 1 upvote total What? When I was in Harajuku... someone tried to get me to be a 'model'..... The only inkblot on the entire page, that looks suspiciously like the only other apostrophe on the page. Yup, definitely not intentionally the epitome of bad your/you're spelling. Not like you weren't going to find out tomorrow anyway. he forgot vayne RORRRRRYYYYYY! To the top with you! Finally, thank you. I've literally been waiting hours for this, and I've had to wade through posts about two straight guys sucking each other off. Works in IE but not firefox or chrome I don't want to be this gender anymore. "Downgrade." FTFY IE. N. Higgers? I agree, and also do not know how to do the "look of disapproval" emoticon. Protip- I *do* know how to cut and paste. ...** ** Atlantis is in the Pegasus Galaxy. The eyes? ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ After all the instructions it says stop Noone mentioned Guardsman Bob yet Try being a Particle Physicist. Papaya This is the most obvious repost I've seen in a while. The original post is still on the front page ... Nuclear powered cars... People like you make me support mandatory identification on the internet. events. Apostrophes don't pluralize words. The first time I assumed it was a typo. The second time ... Sorry, just read the fear part. That is an excellent point, though if the user would just apply a little common sense and logic to fixing their computer, there wouldn't be an issue in the first place. Such as not pouring water on a machine to cool it off One guy I went out with for a few months said that all gay guys go through a flamer stage and that you need to so you know where an "acceptable" level of being gay is . As a guy who just doesn't really give a shit about anything in particular I just kind of shrugged it off saying "sure, we'll see about that haha" Needless to say it was only a few months. And yet we don't have enough money for a decent transit system. Honestly, when I read "16 and pregnant and fell down the stairs" I was thinking that it was going to be a greatest feeling from a miscarriage I live in America. I definitely know how you feel. Last year we had 2 feet of snow on the ground during one storm... I wasn't going to make it... When I called to see if the office was open no one answered so I called my boss who proceeded to explain that we are open and I would need to get my "ass" to the office or I would not be paid. My car (ford fiesta) got stuck on my block and I left it for my father and brother to get back to my house( I love them for that). I managed to get a friend with a jeep to get me to my office where the door was snowed shut... I dug it out and got inside to find no one else there... 2 hours later my boss calls me and says its too dangerous and he won't be able to make it to the office. I then had to fight to get paid because he claimed we were closed I just hate when I am forced to leave game because I lost internet connection. When I reconnect I find out my team surrendered immediately -.- (please note they were already complaining because I died twice as morgana) Like morgana is some kind of godly champion which is impossible to kill I know a 16 year old boy who is now engaged. Good luck with this, since good games come out this month. so these ppl are claiming anons think aliens are coming to collect them a la heaven's gate hale-bopp? mhmm...... My husband plays pVlad a lot. Not a fan of his either. The thing I hate most about Khador is iron flesh. Cause Khador doesn't have enough badassery with ridiculously high armor, let's give them a fuck ton a defense too. "Rod Smallwood" > 2 hours later my boss calls me and says its too dangerous and he won't be able to make it to the office. I then had to fight to get paid because he claimed we were closed I am a fully grown, semi-muscular man and I shouldn't turn to jelly so easily when I see owls Abortion is apparently not an issue of feminism. I understand the source of your frustration. However, I asked that despite this...what do you appreciate about her? I understand if you cannot then if so, may you please specify why not and how you were forced into fatherhood at 19? That is just wrong. I would hope that the people who harassed you for it like it. Oh yeah, thanks a bunch for giving me a website that shows me the trailers. I looked through some of your comments. This was maybe one of the only times you've suggested reading material to someone? Dude. My Penguin. No shit sherlock I know right! I was suscribed to r/trees, and sometimes they have cool things on the front page, but the comments Seriously... the reason for the lights is pretty self-explanatory. Even I know this and where I live there are zero taxis. Can't believe this made it on my front page. Whats about being on a realism server? I read "16 weeks and pregnant," and was like, Thats easy, just get a baby to cast the first stone. But you made a good point, in the old testement, God even fuked up Moses because he kicked a stone. My initial thought as well. I did feel weird saying that about a drawing though Thought it was going to be a castle out of knives. An powernap Because Jesus died for that candy. He's 43 years old, out walking his dog and died of natural causes. What's odd about that? Also he didn't own a dog. ಠ ಠ Thought it was 16 and pregnant also. MFW I read "so my husband": I went for a swim and then I was almost mauled to death by a slaughterfish. So is the game yes, by tucking in his elbow he was deliberately trying to hurt him. Oatmeal ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ ...reluctantly upvoted. Really? You think its a secret getting excited about programming I don't understand how people can come out when they're 14 either. Took me years and years for my sexuality to become evident just to myself, although of course everybody assures me now that they "always knew" Jesus, that's a lot of xanax I came to this comment through the comments page on your profile (don't judge me!) and all I saw was the thread title and your . I thought that was the best response ever. Then I came hear and saw that it wasn't even about the thread title at all, but about you showing up and stealing the show, as always. I must admit, I was disappointed. Yes, much more convenient to feed pigs slop then throw em in scalding water still alive. He threw a cat at you? Fuck Jay Naylor. somehow we went from verbs to perfect tenses then animal farm again ლ( ლ) That helmet... It's all good man. I mostly just look for excuses to use this face ---> Jeez, I'm happy everybody was safe but for fuck sake, that was a lot of details about the crash, I felt like I was in Final Destination My English teacher has this as a poster on his wall, and I stare at it daily. Comic Sans ... the last part was unnecessary. It tastes like plastic [](/c28 " ") My sister in law became a grandma at 38. Of course she looks nothing like this. I was busy saving the universe and shit, sorry boss. Won't happen again. ....till the SMART error comes back or the drive soon dies "Outside" No beaches here , just bitches. "Ned Start" Imagine the clusterfuck that would be Ground War Demolition All 5 surround speakers mounted to the front wall.. Ow The video tearing on sandy bridge… "Zed" is not a damn word. The plight of the white man, like the plight of the Jew in Germany. Like that, except the exact opposite. What a good use of money. Surely nothing could be a more important use of tax dollars. My philosophy professor told us that we would probably forget everything we learned in that class except for the fact that he told us one day that Jesus was the only person in history who was *exactly* six feet tall **WAIT!** Whats going on here.. Also - please, please make sure you write "PROP" clearly on the damn thing. The cops where we used to play we're chill with us, had no problems. Occasionally they would come up and watch us.. however, they were not so amused by our very-bomb-looking C4 prop. ** ** But..but...sex IS better than a blowjob... DAE see the dog face in the window? It's on! ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠpenisಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Never thought I'd look at Miley Cyrus' Twitter Page ^This. This video is horrifying. I broke up with her 4 years ago and it's left a hole in my heart and turned me into a bitter, resentful person. I can't tell of you're saying women don't play video games or women can't make valid comments about said video games. Either way: ** ** Which is ironic, because he founded the magazine most popular for disregarding women. No secret there. Git! The hell? Are you trolling? Stalin attended Georgian Orthodox seminary to study to be a priest. ** ** And the pic of someone's "humble" collection that consisted of...what was it...11 firearms? *Humble*. Right. I feel dirty. You sneaky bastard. ┌∩┐( )┌∩┐ what thoughts go to ever think this is not a douchey move? Don't forget to update us! All Canadian final, U.S. only. Her face when she realized that she was on camera... "oh shit im on tv!" Not sure if trying to attract female humans or female dogs. [ ](www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-zjGzCxpuc) You stronger than you think, pal I hit refresh Puns are smeared all over your comment At any big box store you can get one of them made in china toy keyboards. Since your still learning you can even use permanent marker on the keys, for learning notes. Good luck I'm new, is a noob like an underage kid ? I can make mine disappear... ReddiTor is starting a crazy class for ones whom lost , broken or bricked their smartphones. Please check in at the local sanatorium nearest to you. The safety of others depends on your cooperation in this matter. Ty "speical" ..... Times like these I wish I could transfer my Euro account to NA I have a few as well from when I went to Dubai. They seem like a perfect substitute for a quarter. I recently got a peso out of a machine in the place of a nickel sometimes smoking alone, I don't really know how high I am...and I end up thinking Im good...but when I start a conversation...I'm fucked. Sugar pancake bacon mist. [5]or maybe a 6.. Where's the rest of the image... ლ( ლ) Bitch, there could have been a McRib in that bag. Nice timing. The video didn't start at first so I had to press play to listen to the song Last time I checked, we are... God of War 3 YouMve never been! Yeah, total sense. So many wrong stuff in one picture no u Now you're just being a hypocrite Saved for my 21st birthday. Godspeed, good sir. It's ok, they were deaf as well. DAVID IS THAT YOU I guess that explains the tradition of saying "God bless you" when someone sneezes I think the fact that you go to Fry's to buy only Coke is the real issue here What if six year old you decided to imitate your dad and eat a crayon? i can't... i don't even... So, reddit is for baby murders and assaulting people on the street!? What?! Why would you sacrifice Lydia? She's my favourite follower in the game Apparently he's not nearly as nice, though. Taken straight from his channel: "hey faggot keep ur asshole fake vids to ur self"; yes, that's a comment he made on someone else's video. Doesn't mean that I won't wish him the best, but it was still disappointing to see that. All those years... Hershey's is an abomination in any form. I remember my first time like it was yesterday. A young whipper snapper from Ireland brought up on a diet of Cadbury and American movies. At long last I would get to try this coveted chocolate from all my favourite flicks as a kid. Then I put it in my mouth and... Im very okay with this senario ... well theres mine Dufuq ._. im midly strong long fingers and shy as fuck I was playing VVVVVV Is this user a bot? This post doesn't make any sense at all Why ? How else you gonna prevent them from going extinct? ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ It's even better the second posting. "verywidebutthole" Although I don't know the answer, I don't like how it comes standard on Xyboards, and is unremovable. If you went to Poland, you might even be lucky to get the bike I bought a couple of years ago, which vanished 4 days after I walked out of the shop with it roll? Also r/bestof'd wait, the fifth assassins creed is called assasins creed 3? I'm hetero and most of this thread is terrifying me Hardly the best... Ah yes, good old sexism. Hilarious. This is exactly what I was going to post. I used to chew on sweatshirt sleeves or chip off my nail polish, but now I pick at my lips. Then after they stop bleeding, I make the stupid mistake of putting chapstick on. Oh how it burns. Seriously reddit?! **This** is the top comment? "when I clean my face after, with a tampon" ... You forgot the 5th karma ... In my school, a lot of guys do that too. Cars 2 You must be new here. ....till the CONTROLLER dies and you lose your whole RAID set *real effective* *REAL EFFECTIVE* ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ >if you are super rich you can live like a king in the USA I present to you: My disapproval. You are both correct. Oh, a Pokemon post.... my micowave food consists of a strickt diet of canned chilli In one of my classes some dude was getting a handy during a movie. I saw this happen last night and right after the dunk a Portland fan in a Rip City shirt sitting behind the backboard jumped up and celebrated, looking for a high five from his friend, who was like ***NO. *** Yeah they are all pretty douchey most of the time. Then will start preaching about god and the bible etc. Makes me > I'll start posting some of my nicer weapons Or not incontinent. All of what? How are you going to "teach" students "how to survive" without even the mention of firearms? what *would* be funny is if ' ' was written by the hand of god on the poster afterwards The names people give to their penises. downvoted you for thinking about downvoting me Picture four. Real class act there, buddy This is the downside to wearing empire waisted attire. It happens to me all the time. If it was a stranger, screw em' "they don't kno yo' life!'" and if it was someone you know I'm sure they feel terrible and will bite their tongue next time. If you do end up expecting, take this as a perfect opportunity to troll. Even if you're blatantly pregnant, when someone asks you when you're due give them this look and say "I'm not pregnant..." You will huff his farts and you will like it. What school do you go to, cuz I am so jealous :( I would kill to see Kendrick Lamar. My school's spring concert is Wiz Khalifa and Jay Sean Who said the fades were bad? I told my step daughter while driving in my chevy tahoe she asked what tahoe meant I said it was ancient navajo word for very large S.U.V lol yes because the former is just so easy for Joe Shmoe on the street to understand Look i get it they help you to clean your houses of other bugs but i already ignore spiders to do that. I can't ignore bugs that have more than 8 legs I was on the east side of CT when the storm hit so I missed the power outages by a little, but the majority of people I know we're out for a week and then some. Is that really reasonable? Carlos Mencia making a duckface that's not just any bear After seeing your username, I'm guessing that's a big plus for you I was implying a blacklist. I should have made that clear I bet they'll find a way to be insulted by this, too. ***ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ *** Yeah i know but it's annoying when i walk out in full day time and zombies and creepers are chasing me and about to attack/blow up. No way to currently avoid said people *still goes to school* ? Lynching? " " ??? I was ~17 when The Passion of the Christ came out. I went to see it with a group of witnesses and the mental gymnastics they had to go through to reassure themselves that it was ok because it was about Jesus were . ~( )~ GROOVE WITH THE SUN. OMG That is the worst! One time my friend slept over and crashed on the couch. Unknown to anyone else, he had some gnarly foot fungus. Well he slept over and for the next couple of days our living room stunk. We only realized it was him after he casually mentioned that he soaks his feet in bleach everyday bc of the odor. We then made him come over and clean our couch, which for a week still smelt nasty. Friend "I Don't like Doctor who", Me "have you watched it", Friend "nope" You spelled it wro.... oh dear As an English person, I've never got how some Americans think the of British accent - in films it's a London accent, or something like how they talk in the Harry Potter films (I know noone that sounds like that ), but if you heard a strong scouse or geordie accent, they're so different. If the power goes out you won't be able to use the computer. **** **** I will let you know my jimmies are rustled and hope the situation is rectified OH GOD.... Pokemon porn is real. I myself then Your username. Wait. Damnit. That's our pick. "The 14 year old in me" That's illegal bro. Fuck, this. Natural redhead here. I got my wisdom teeth out, first time anesthetic (so they gave me the standard dose) and I groggily woke up during. I kicked the dentist in the leg and swallowed a bunch of blood. When did Huk switch races? Oh, you mean Stephano, the one that fell 4-1 to the only Code A player he ran into at Assembly. Gotcha. Or do you mean Sen, the only foreigner in Code A who defeated the zerg powerhouse IMTrue to earn that right? in this case, it wasn't hard. It's not St. Patty's day yet . >ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ If Beauty and the Beast really taught that looks don't matter he wouldn't have turned back into a handsome prince at the end Reasonable enough until "the jew factor". Yeah, nothing ever happens. Ever. I think that maybe, from now on, the machinima-style videos should change their name in machinEma as the term was originally intended. I'll never forgive Machinima (the company) for stealing a word that was invented by the community to be shared and freely used by community and transform it in a commercial brand! My baby daddy damn well better give me at least 3 fingers while I'm pushing our future out of my vagina It worked awesome. I showered last night and literally was out the door no more than a minute after I woke up. No water down my neck. Best $10 I've spent in a while. The best part of the video was when the woman said "oh no she'll drown", yeah, in snow Did he draw in your latte? Careful, you will get creepy people asking you which aisle the 13 year old girls are on and how much they cost. It's from /b/, what else did you expect? Thus the ಠ_ಠ. Truth is . This happened to me yesterday while I was steeping black tea. I know how to cook an egg, Siri. Well I don't mean *literally* rip you apart, come on! And baby shower invites? those suck. Hugs I don't live in the bible belt and I could literally face physical harm if I was open with my beliefs because we all know how well that's gone in the past... Final Fantasy VII remake... As a techie... ...but seriously, good analysis and ~sales~ tactics. I've been called Thumpertard quite a few times by juggernauts with a MIRV launcher. Obviously correlation is not causation or i would have said *caused* instead of *correlated*. Very rude. Verif... uhhh... hold on.. ** ** I hate that even though I know what to expect, I still get startled Like this? I don't like jokes. Laughter pisses me off. >&nbsp;^&nbsp;^(Oh&nbsp;crap...&nbsp;I&nbsp;accidentally&nbsp;opened&nbsp;a&nbsp;bookmark&nbsp;over&nbsp;this&nbsp;page,&nbsp;I&nbsp;have&nbsp;to&nbsp;type&nbsp;it&nbsp;all&nbsp;over&nbsp;again&nbsp; ) I was told by a Wal-mart door greeter that a guy had discovered the cure to diabetes, only to be killed by the government and his cure thrown in a landfill. I'm guessing stupid IDPA rule about concealed. I ran into similar issues with matches. Despite the fact that I carry every day with a t-shirt over it, I was informed I had to have a "jacket" or long shirt to draw from concealment. I don't see a problem with using music as a medium to argue for or against religion. I just find it really annoying to have to listen to bands preach their beliefs between songs during a set. *Spencer Chamberlain...* how do you make this again ಠ_ಠ Your phone service is much better than mine These are geese in gowns... I have you tagged as " ". If I could single-handedly save Americans from themselves, I would Skyrim has Fracking arrows On #28 it makes you 1 shot banes with ghosts...they kept the 45 dmg in the micro game Well I added that ;) for believability. Did you know on iOS 5 you can use shortcuts for the look of disapproval of I type l-o-d it gives me this >the space between you gets filled up with balls I am being dead serious. The biggest is why you care what other people use. why should we as customers have to pay them an income. The business has to pay their employee an acceptable rate. Its like the restaurant is making money off food but worker compensation is the customers responsibility? Since when was the Bridge of the Akira class on the Torpedo pod? Precisely. That's just how gingers dress in Texas. If you had posted in r/amisexy I would have said yes . he types with two fingers. Don't see how that's a problem. Nobody loves a tornado... What the fuck did you just make me watch Look really good at it and you will see it. One of those "when you see it, you will shit brix" pics Oh snap that looked fuckin painful Another example of why " " is not really the "look of disapproval" but "the look of stunned surprise". Sea of... Except when they're made by Ninja Theory and running at 30fps. *Easy* mistake... My disapproval of both of you is so large that I can't express it with a * ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ >Sorry, it appears the CSS I included in my post didn't get formatted correctly...thanks Reddit. 38.44 lbs. of sugar, scuse me - high fructose corn syrup I usually buy a few a year, but all you jerks keep one-upping me. I get a new AR and see the "Hey gunnit, check out my new SCAR!!!111!" post. now I need a SCAR... If one of you bastards posts a picture of your new PSG-1, I'm going to quit. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Thank god this isn't Fuck/Kill/Marry. Cool, thanks for the heads up! Youre a good guy, umm....I_RAPE_FEMINISTS.... Scootaloo is going to give me a lap dance. There are a lot of things I can do with one hand Do you know when you are being teased? Then what's the point? Must be nice being in the 1% Come on now, do you really believe that `notch` is not centered. I read that as Vore or GTFO. 6 inches of snow while I was at work I read the last picture in a creepy voice. says the masters player with the Reddit flare ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Wisconsin and Minnesota border each other. It's called a "border battle rivalry" for a reason. Am I the only person that can poop without peeing? Srsly guys, guys, srsly ಠ_ಠ(){ಠ_ಠ|ಠ_ಠ&}; Can't unsee the current background's dick Why do I come to this subreddit? Oh yeah that sweet delicious karma. I'm gonna soak it all up before I have to go outside tomorrow .... Did this once. Got a nice black streak on my nikes. I wish, never had anyone question my religion. BAM gf's super fundy parents.  Curses. The one day I take off... That just made it worse. You sir are a gentleman and a scholar You mean 128 GB? I'd like that a lot. I wouldn't like to see the iPad models fragmented like they did with the 2nd/3rd gen iPod. People just get confused as to what model they have, my sisters both have a second generation iPod touch and both insist it's a third generation. I'll make a note not to lend you bus fare At first I was like :D then xD, but then I was like wat Read the top of the image 40 secs in i had a headache as big as ...... China lol wait foreigners do that? (though I should probably not high-five anyone just in case ) As a Carbonite user, I'm shocked and feel kinda dirty that they sponsor this evil fuck. I just wrote them a big letter demanding they pull their ads or else I'll move my business elsewhere. To think some of my hard-earned money is going to that hateful bastard is quite upsetting. obviously the nomination alone was enough to freak him out... Uvula hangs from... I originally read vulva The idea of the "Faces of /r/atheism" was to share some insightful personal thought. The idea of the "Faces of /r/atheism" was to share some insightful personal thought. The tragic thing is the way this movie was butchered. You can't just edit together three different films, use a voice over to cover the stitches and expect it to work. Downvoted for not disrespecting christians enough A book full of grammatical errors. you're* First time I looked at that photo I opened then closed it, thinking it was the same photo. Read comments, opened again... My wood pet is bigger than yours. Your initials ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^ I guess that makes what I wrote, except for the last paragraph, a bunch of total nonsense then No idea because you didn't say who! Nope, but I cracked my knuckles after reading your comment. Did you mean accept or expect? I'll let you know how that works out... 14 Bids 14 bids.... Can't tell if I should be offended or proud... Ovaries are sexual organs. A discussion on them is likely to be sexual in nature. Han shot first. I noticed this reoccurring instance of women coming out as bi to me, but when I tell them I'm bisexual, they're disgusted by the idea because 'two men together are gay'. Putting a rage face onto a picture does not make it a ragecomic. Even if the face is covering a 9gag logo Two of the suggested videos for the first link are news anchors with their tits hanging out. And it already leaked as a torrent. Now every time I see hot asians I have to check extra hard to see if I see any unwarranted bulges in the nether regions. Thanks Thailand.... If you genuinely dont know this you shouldnt be allowed on anything Irish related The very first one Thanks! I had no idea they were broken up into colored categories like that. I'll pick one up on Monday - but if my legs get worse because of this, I'm blaming you. "Kid in me" Holy crap I had no idea!!! Well, that changes things.... Perhaps have it moved to a less murdery area then Downvotes... I'm Mormon and I 'd to this too. Homo. Just like reddit is a mouthpiece for extreme liberalism. Worse than calling a woman a slut? So glad the subjects of Britain cannot vote here ... W.E.L.D.E.R's latest update is bullshit. They now have in-app purchases for tiles and moves. Used to be my favorite game, but it sucks ass now. Another futile attempt to demonize a company because they are nonunion. One time I actually did almost yell at him...at Tony Luke's. They called my name (Jenn) but this guy tried to steal my cheesesteak, thinking they said Glen. You *must* have a picture at better angle, no? What is the 9gag watermark doing there? What I found more concerning is the fact that this is a "Sweetums" poll. Nooo Related videos... We've found the weird part of YouTube again. I love cannabis discussion as well, this post fits here. Blue girl? Since when do bullets knock people's heads off? Really, you just ask your dad random questions like that, completely unprovoked? Just hijacking the top comment to rant about assholes like the guy in this picture. With over 200 comments, If I post a separate one, no one wil ever see it but me. Unless you are an abortion protester, or street preacher... I would figure that a "real man" would be secure enough in his masculinity to eat fancy vegetables and do yoga. That couch At first I thought "fourwheeling" was something... different... How can you tell us white guys apart other than from hair color, distinguishing facial features, and body type? I find Brendan Fraser, Topher Grace, and Tobey Macguire are all typical white guys who are indistinguishable from other typical white guys of the same hair color. A lot calm down, its the internet. Here, you can borrow mine: Wario and Zelda Ray Comfort thinks he's better than me. . metapod, Darren, woman At first I was all, "Finally, someone with an answer." but then I was all " I stopped pooping for this?" However, not surprising, but I concur PSP Phantasy Star multiplayer was a hackfest. Also, when a room says "looking for girlfriend", they are serious. "Oh, a CV, I wonder where enemy team will go to" He should now do the face: Child of the '80s here : where'd u get my pic ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ No. Not available on mobile of course I'm kidding, calm down man. and learn how to spell All my So much corn. >Upvoted because it happens to everyone. There is nothing more annoying then shit going down, and spamming "F" to ult paired with using "ASD" for your other skills. You don't think she has actual problems? Never knew lube came in gallons And I don't understand you either. This universe is becoming crazy Theists. . Upvoted because it reminds me of and it was stolen from r/4Chan and text added. Infamous for threatening to burn people's houses down? Might want to rephrase your post. Bills "You will get a lapdance from Scootaloo" Yes. In your country, cunt is a gender neutral way of telling someone that they are behaving like a woman. The Dusty Hunting threads are cool. I wish I had some idea of where to start... "My dragon-hating friends" people who hate dragons actually exist? That would be a really shitty plot twist. You edited your build. Cool repost, bro. As a woman, this is my response: ** ** Broken window, lost glasses, bleeding forehead and puke all over my room. I hate these posts. So pointless. "Do any other Ents love Fight Club" No, jackass, you are the only fucking person in the world with an appreciation for that movie. American culture is strange in that sex and such is all hush-hush. We don't care at all about all the violence on TV, but the second Sally's shirt comes off it's time to change the channel I'm not well acquainted with other country's cultures, but I still find American norms a little bizarre. J'habite sur le bord du Richelieu You don't ? this isn't juxtaposition, this is a LIE! you can see the outline tool surrounding the top picture I down voted you only because I have a sneaking suspicion that you have an awesome actual collection. I totally read that first line as "I'm in college and my girlfriend is in junior high school" No I don't like people, that's why I'm on reddit in the first place. ಠ_ಠ^ >The fact he was a civil rights lawyer and advocate makes me go . When I first started playing a made a house half inside a cave, with dirt walls around the entrance. I was so proud of it. :3 Even if spiders still got in anyway. Doesn't look anything like a tree. It looks like a creepy space-syringe. "let reddit crash" **ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ** in oklahoma and will be 18 by the general election, but cant vote in the primary.. spreading the word nonetheless I have to admit that on first pass there is no way for me to not respond to this with horror and sadness. I might want to come back and add arguments against circumcision later. Or something more useful. But right now all I have is But a NASA scientist said it, not a republican, so it's OK. You shouldn't hate a whole religion just because of a few people. Not all of Christianity is like this. The vast majority is not at all like the Westboro Baptists. Don't generalize from such a small percentage. Sure dude, everyone here knows your intent. We're not stupid. You get down voted and the dickhead hasn't answered one fucking question. Needs a shirt to remember that v = x / t. ^2.5 Home recording is tough man. I feel your pain. It's great when the phone rings. Well here's my small piece of advice: This manga is more wtf than the actual post Uhhhh, I think you mean /r/pickle... my husband said "i know where that goes." Magnitude username You are tagged as marblecake for a reason. imgur is too mainstream LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL NOPE Most of it is staged, 1:17 notice how alistar places down a ward in the middle of nowhere, after the ace you see someone teleporting to that same ward @ 1:30 (revive/tele) the next clip has the same people who, once again, remain blissfully unaware of their surroundings.. and in the final clip notice how everyone starts forming a very convenient line i got a card like this for my birthday Explain exactly how a cow grew into a bull Yeah, little elephant... Who invited captain buzz kill. Or maybe the shower itself is doing the fucking. HOW HAVE I NEVER NOTICED THAT. did you just vote in your own thread? Wtf, why is this post causing déjà vu? What the hell is wrong with me dem claws... can't tell if mario is a chick, or just effeminite compared to luigi... Shit. What is the difference between the two? I had 1333 originally but a friend told me to get 1600 instead because it was faster I relaxed my sphincter and I almost pissed my pants sitting here I do not work for monoprice. Appearance is just as important as sound ** **? couldent it be connected to land? I asked the cashier if he goes on Reddit, he said "No I go on 9gag though" Only 14? Like going to the gym, I'd leave my rifle on my bed under the sleep system... SO SECURE. Hey guys please **don't** do this again; don't screenshoot a mroglolblo comment and post it on wtf again... It loses the magic. If you are a loyal mroglolblo fan you can always go to his user page and read his masterpieces . "Viagra Falls" One time I was driving around town with my dad when we pulled up to red light and a girl I liked was in the car in the next lane. I rolled down the window to say hi. But as soon as the window was down my dad, from the passenger seat, yelled, "Did someone fart in your car too!?" The scary part is , it looks like everyone is taking turns. GREAT LOOKING BUDZ!.... O.o... damn I mean Hey ... *>good stuff bro, proud of you!* LABEL THIS NSFW What is that one chick sticking in her nose Friend zone or homosexual? Hey that is not the ALOT of money. That is just the regular ALOT Genocide. Columbus. Oh god...not that story. The answer is: maybe has good taste? I often encounter a swastika made out of wards First World Problems Who knows. It might be an inside joke that OP thinks the rest of the world gets? And this is why I get my dad to pick me up from uni at night, instead of walking the 1+km to the bus station.. Completely agreed. She looked like Sammy from Jersey Shore to me so that bothered me. Plus my introduction to her was seeing her full on froth cum from her mouth.. oh hai there...wait a second... Wow, what a fucking creep that guy was who actually asked OP for details. Offer doesn't seem to be available in Belgium Blind man driving a car. iiiiiiinteresting google images seems to say otherwise, though I'm sure both sources are equally unreliable. Holy shit "Huh, nothing else new on Reddit. *new tab* Better go check out Reddit." Of course, it makes total sense to discourage sick employees to see a doctor in the food service industry . Why not zoidberg? nope, i work nights. Now, if I'm commenting at around 10am then I'm sleep redditing. Probably while sleep snacking.... Goddammit, THATS probably why I had cadbury breath instead of morning breath today No, that is the poop water. supplanting faith in religion with faith science misses the point And than You took a picture. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ N7xSaren, The year before he signed for you he won the LMA manger of the year award and guided Fulham to UEFA cup final. Yeah he's such a poor manager Are you watching "reply girls" videos!? Don't worry, it's better than everyone of your friends knowing your username and also being redditors... They're probably going to see this comment too... Good grief... I feel so monitored The wall already has staples fixing it . Spiders...insects. Dude, just think about it. Nobody getting bombed or shot. No mothers crying in the streets holding their children's bloodied bodies *** *** *** *** i agree *** *** *** *** kirk... cameron? *** *** As the fore-mentioned husband all I can say is *** *** *** *** how did you not know the klan still exists? *** *** Well, if it were for me, then it would be a less pressing issue, and I'd prolly be willing to dish out more money on it. *** *** *** *** hilarious A shot in the dark reminds me of the movie Pink Panther, which reminds me of the time I stayed at a friends around the age of 14. We watched the Pink Panther movie there, but his dad was really fuckin weird. Let's call the kid D (D is for dinosaur because he was a weird kid who told everyone he could turn into a dinosaur, a raptor specifically. And he would make dinosaur noises), and it was Ds birthday party so there was like 7 kids there, all guys (again, he was a weird kid. Not any lady friends) and his dad tried to make us all shower before we went to bed. Like laid out towels for each one of us and shit. None of us actually showered but his dad was fuckin weird too, like is a good 350 with a tiny mustache and very controlling on absolutely everything. D wasn't even allowed to watch movies above PG until he was 18. His parents actually got mad at me when we saw a PG-13 movie. He also thought he was a werewolf. And enjoyed nickleback and twilight wait...but the uploader is a girl... Agreed. I'm sure a damp paper towel would remove the bitterness. I was also attacking this from a "I would rather just get this cleaned up as fast as possible and crack a new can open" perspective. I don't like cleaning large messes when I'm bakers. Right after my post last night my wife asked me to unload the dish washer and empty the cat box.... I said this- When I was little my mum came into my room because I kept saying 'I've got to get it on', when she tried to take me downstairs to get a drink or something or other I kept refusing and saying 'No I've got to get it on'. I am yet to find out what was so important to get on I just spent 5 minutes trying to do this until I came to the conclusion that my fingers are too small Cherry coke zero. Doe this exist in Canada? After such a huge death-toll from the meltdown itself, it's a shock that they're not phased out completely... #5 ** ** Not sure if most of reddit is incredibly young, or just attracted to extremely young girls Love everything about space. So awesome, yet so fucking frightening. You just don't know what is out there. Infinite space...freaky I think it's telling of the r/politics community that this is not the top-voted post but instead it's currently "Rick Santorum says he'll try to unmarry all same-sex married couples if he's elected". > (was actually the first movie I downloaded ) > I was once "called out" for no true scotsman for saying that vegans didn't eat yoghurt George Santayana was a philosopher, not a general. Bleacher report No mechazawa allowed either. ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ I suppose you're right. Let's keep all the redditors locked away in their own little fleet chats, and I'll just talk to the bright lights in Zone. Cheers. Im sorry but Well according to my mother they make porn, so that ruined that part of the internet for me. Suicidegirls.com I think, according to some friends. Keep waiting. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Oh, I was worried you were combining "masturbating" with "furry" No. Just no. The problem wasnt the Bengals that he created, it was his son who he created and is the problem Do you list people keep detailed journals or something? How do you keep track of all these specific numbers? THE FRANK IS UNDERNEATH THE BEANS Forced meme is forced >Last year our club hired a mother-daughter team. After a few hours it was clearly apparent that the other had substance abuse issues, and the daughter was the one keeping her shit together. They were fired their first night here when management found out the mother was trying to pimp her daughter out to the customers "Villian" Too far Specie? Trabajo en una tienda de productos Apple como técnico, el horario de atención esta en la barra de servicio, correos electrónicos y en la orden de servicio (lunes a sábado de 11:00 a.m a 7:45 pm) y nunca falta el bendito cliente que llega el domingo o después de las 7:45 Beethoven was deaf. I have, and kind of saw them lose to the Hornets and Nets… or G to flash I just went on it. It looks like a face Pretty much exactly that, but with more of from her and more of =_=; from me. "myuncletaughtmethat" and "buttdevastator" shouldnt be in the same thread Is he fucking her intestinal tract? so you had a boner watching Kermit masturbate? but lost it when you found out it was to 2girls1cup??? I would say that is borderline crazy TIL Elo doesn't just apply to League of Legends. Coffee? We dont do hard drugs here I do not approve of this I was getting along just fine with these bat testes, until you came along and ruined it. The youtbe video says its a 'superhero dance-off' but all I see is men in costumes thrusting and shaking bums in childrens faces... channel 4 blocked it in the UK(well england at least) >hardest seriously facebook Your user name That's why people read reviews. ** ** Not those parts of the internet, apparently. " wtf" I like how she's using an Xbox controller to play Zelda Chill out people, buy what you like. No need to bash other people's preferences >I've had people actually tell me codecs arnt used by it. Same here! My friend was like 17 when she stabbed me though. **ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ** We had one of those. All the girls showed up in t-shirts with strips cut into them. So it ended up "Strips of clothing. Strips of clothing everywhere." I love my school Yeah, instead of making valid points, let's just be sarcastic. "educate" I remember when I was being bullied hard in grade 4, (longer story behind that, but that's not a story to share today), and the one thing that struck me hardest about the whole thing was that when I said that I told my teacher several times about it, she called me a liar. I used to come back from gym class crying & I was afraid to go anywhere where teachers wouldn't be watching, (like, say, to the bathroom). I have you tagged in RES as "Not a fireologist"... 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Why would you even do that? This has been established already To watch Asian with unknown box in one hand and shiny plastic in the other? Zebra Job. You are into some weird stuff That first one is pretty creepy Take a page out of Gary's book: shoot everyone. Never seen that one. If that's the case, then it kinda pisses me off that my update _COULD HAVE_ been available to my users a lot earlier. Magic School Bus Still TBA 2012. Damn it, Nomura. My expression was the whole time. Me: um yes, thank you. I read that in his voice. I may never be the same. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ I you can't take the time to think of a good comment then don't post anything. Copy pasting is just lazy. OP i didn't take your suggestion, just gave me an idea...as the post stated, and as far as gradual? who gives a shit? *queue 70's porn music, whack it and dont break eye contact* I up voted ... Then noted your username. Lifts-her-tail. Jerry's face Don't give anyone any ideas And add something in that missing spot. My OCD always kills me. ...or possibly a mis-shapen pillow. Who could tell, with that lighting... Apparently it's not just 'one day' for 2012. It can be eve of 2012 or all that year, or on the eve of 2012 into 2013. thanks. You reposted... How could you I was mildly scared to click on this thinking he was doing something to his cat. Don't forget the half-coma girl. A few days late, but it's a youtube series. They released a DVD version with bloopers and stuff. Doesn't change the fact that I still don't sleep soundly at night I got caught and expelled last year. A scumbag planted some on me and told. Luckily my school didn't call the police...dunno what they did with the bud though. I 'm in the 10th grade. oh man that sucks I'm amazed over in /r/MaleFashionAdvice how common 34" inseams are for guys around our height (6'2" male here). Must suck always being able to find pants in-store By thunder man. I think I know that girl oh fuck i was so close to hovering over that link, but then i actually read the tag i have on you Why is Mark Zuckerberg the thumbnail? wat? Zoom. Enhance. What exactly are you trying to hide from police? After reading to the second comment past the "DAE THINK..." comment and it's children, I had to double take to make sure I wasn't in r/circlejerk. An nsfw tag would be nice. Opened this in front of my mom. No ,you see, I'd be happy to HAVE an ex gf. ಠ_ಠ I feel as though I'm entirely mature enough ( dontevenlookatmyusername) to know what I want from a relationship it's just that no one my age wants that. I feel like mother fuckin' Ted Mosby. Weird. I'm always the one talking to other people about their problems. Then I give them advice with flowery words to comfort them . But basically nothing is up, I'm sitting here doing absolutely nothing and have no idea what kind of music to even listen to. You? If you can't find an appropriate thread, make one. When you cant think of a title on WTF just put : That's the most downvotes without a single upvote I think I've ever seen 10 years holding a grudge. I hope this letter was not from prison. I was once asked if I fainted in the bath can someone make this, but in the first one some dude on his iphone and the second some very intense gamer looking pic. (and at the bottom put o wait their BOTH VALID)? also "slut" So many unanswered questions that I had to bottle in until I was old enough to get what exactly was seen. clicked link hoping for a tele . ** ** Wait a second. Top Gear at the Movies did this already I've actually been fishing and seen the results of this. Real moment Well clearly not for the first time, because it was on 9gag a couple of days ago. That's a guy If your contrast allows you to see it, you can clearly see that is on a square that is whiter than the rest of the plate, so probably a sticker or something. You cannot unsee this. Glass Bottles Technically, you should always be checking your mirrors. Idk man. Prob sprinkled with Uroboros and stuff... hahaha I did too, "why is she showing off her x boyfriend's skyrim char? isn't that kinda weird?" No gas tube Not just a repost. It's in the sidebar and has been for *months*. Oh man I love me some abortions. HUGE fan of abortions over here. Love 'em, get 'em once a week if I can manage. That was my first thought too What the... Who did... I don't even... ** ** Or upgrade to Lion. Resolution Dude, I defeated Roark with a Lvl. 17 Monferno. because the colour of the dots don't match Maybe you should stop eating turtles… you know this look too well! **69**ers? Waiting for someone to call dibs on the third leg You use in-ear headphones? Google Translate? At first I was like and then I was like ಠ▃ಠ Wat I can't help but feel the irony in hearing "you don't believe enough" coming from an atheist It doesn't matter, she has no soul, her push-ups are lies just like everything else Not sure if NSFW They aren't taking my money fast enough Thing is, a lot of times I really woud like to stop and do some good for homeless people, throw em a buck or two, buy them a meal. However, living in Tallahassee,FL while going to college has completely changed my mentality of the homeless. I swear to god every one here has been just some bum looking for booze or money for drugs. Theyre aggressive here, last week one snuck up to behind me and stopped me from shutting my car door as I was getting in. I pulled a knife on him, which in front of a busy Taco Bell made me look like a douchenozzle but I seriously thought I was getting robbed. No i'm not going to go break a $20 bill for you, no I'm not going to go to an ATM (I dont care if its just down the road), and no I do not want to hear about how your military has boned you out of a pension and how you want to feed your family, especially when youre pulling expensive cigarettes out of your pocket. This kind of turned into a rant, but I give zero fucks. Those right there are three women who entirely conform to western standards of beauty. At first I 'd at your unprovoked namecalling, but then I saw that you were correct in writing like that. Too soon? ...and on second thought, it's totally horrifying too. Im not sure about the browser you're using Grapefruit drink also lowers testosterone levels too Preferably Rated X, you know... for science It's Jesus! i might be going crazy but ive seen pictures of my girlfriend when she was 9 and you described my gf i'll have to be asking her about this... But there's clothes And he's looking straight up her dress ** ** Everyone jungling fits into one of these roles He could have played better in order to guarantee the hits. The E he didn't have to do instantly (could have walked a bit more. in fact he didn't have to flash in to begin with), the Q he didn't have to throw so far (it has deceptive AoE range so he didn't have to make it roll for so long), and the ult was just I'm with you brother, it's rare that I miss the bowl, or have to clean something up. like you said you're either really drunk or sneeze midway through. I dont remember the last time I had to wipe drops off the rim. Now my girlfriend lives with her best friend and her husband, I swear that dude cannot aim at all!! there is always urine all over the rim of the bowl. and the guy does not even clean it up... > or when they start to tell your christian parents of your gay relationships.. Not sure if trolling ... or just plain stupid ..and they know about this site.. Alright, let's cut the bullshit: why are you really observing two year olds? Are you really 14? YMCA with Storm Troopers ( ) "I don't know if she had an accident but" ( )~--■-■ In my case, I only trust Rock Paper & Shotgun for PC Games. haha *any* review IGN ** ** Don't feel so bad Shulamana, I'm 36. WHY? ლ( ლ) Girl's face says it all: I'm imagining you staring at the strong men all " " thinking"oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck, please don't start shit please don't start shit please don't start shit." My work filter blocked this as "Entertainment;Intimate Apparel/Swimsuit." I remember once when I was a kid ( maybe around 12?) a guy knocked at my door asking for donations for a women's charity. He was kind of scruffy looking but he seemed pretty earnest about the cause. My parents weren't home at the time ( opening doors for strangers I know D: ) so I just kind of listened to him going on about women abuse. He then asked for a donations - I told him I didn't have cash on me. He then asked if I had spare coins or food. apparently anything helps. I life-guarded when I was younger at a pool with lots of blacks. This is absolutely true. They have no idea how to even approach swimming. Their parents just drop them off at the pool and don't give a fuck. They will jump right into deep water and just start thrashing. After you drag them out they act surprised, like "why did that happen?" I would thank him if it was open source software . How can this be anything but rape? Wait... what? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Male Gardevoir Why only one undo in Mathematica? I was sleeping nicely until my wife shook me and woke me up to ask "did you feel that earthquake?" poopipe3 It's never too soon. Just wait until your little one decides it's wonderful fun to play in the spit up! He even **looks** like a conman! It doesn't take much. IIRC (this was almost 20 years ago) about 1/8" or a bit less past the fingertip was about right. Any longer and breakage got to be a problem. I also tried clear nail polish for strength, but really didn't notice much improvement and it was a PITA having to explain my one shiny nail . No freedom kissing a working offline mode ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ And I'm the RAoP police. Don't do it again. And how do you explain the fact that the minimap doesn't match the actual screenshot? Speaking of being hit in the throat, I was once karate chopped in the neck by an 84 year old three times. I work in a nursing home and she was irritated and I got too close when I was trying to calm her down. She looked at me, smiled ever so sweetly, and then BAM BAM BAM three quick chops right to the neck before I even knew what was going on. I immediately stepped back and started laughing which pissed her off more, so she looks at me (with a face similar to ) and says "Oh you like that, do you? Come back over here for some more!" She also used to tell us she was going to smack us in our "koo yee" but we never figured out what language it was. Someone thought it meant penis because she often did try to do that, but we were never sure. **WHERE IS THE BUTTER. ** That doesn't sound like a safe driving position. Knees touching dashboard? Somebody posted this on FB and said they found it in Cork my apologies Internet You probably found it hours ago huh There is no way this controversial period was chosen purely for advertising purposes, ofc everyone rather navigate trees than the Victorian cities of England or climbing pagodas in a ninja like fashion. No way! It's far more depressing than that. You didn't want to talk to them because you thought they were (physically) ugly? The few times I park like that its when the cars next to me already parked like douchebags and force me to park like that to, then they leave and make me look like the douchebag *wants to hear about the six women* Our LGBT overlords don't make errors... only we do... Look at the right-hand side of reddit in the screenshot though. Imagine the tattoo artist's face when she asked for this it is The one on the ri....wait a minute Such a rare find, indeed! "It may be they have a death wish. You know that’s been the problem with our Jewish friends for centuries.” - Richard Nixon. I was extremely surprised when one of my korean friends told me about this. He always jokes about how much more advanced South Korea is than Canada, now I have this tidbit to counter with It's the fifth game . AC1 and AC2 were very different games, and this ones looks to be a lot different than AC2. Why don't you go talk about GTAV while you're at it. I was gonna make fun of my friend from NYC until I kept reading. I'm from Boston. I have the ring of death^ so much Hey, would you rather just want it staring up at you from the wastebasket? Just giving you this look: , as if to say, why the fuck haven't you knocked her up yet??? Our brave men are dying every month in here! Sounds like something someone who has driven into the water would say. If I had a son and an onmi-present all-powerful being told me to kill it, of course I would want to say no And that's what I would do. Mmm And here I was thinking you wanted to play with me. I mean you spend enough time talking with us, why not work/play side by side? Why would you "expect" that? You have no sense of humour >Mmm And here I was thinking you wanted to play with me. and then i ask myself, 'what did i do wrong?' Yeah, he's gonna just walk that off. * * ...I just got scared by my own timeline picture Well played. (I recently discovered Squidwards suicide and my timeline pic has red eyes... I'm not build for creepypasta.) I can taste it in my mouth as I'm reading this Did anyone actually read this before posting? Lately Reddit has had this habit of trying to bring me to tears. And succeeding. I don't mind tearing up at a heart string tugging comment, but so many at once? Reddit's trying to kill me with kindness. isn't it...y'know, not suggested to flush pads/tampons down the sink? Your name Really? No Star Wars? Like this: I submitted this yesterday to /r/abandonedporn...No Upvotes Too high to spell. Why are we talking about florida so much? There are other places in america, and imigrants would probably go to new york. but I'm from Chicago (the gehtto side) and I will say black people use it to kill their families. ಠ_ಠ SELF defense isn't an option, assuming you mean human to human. People will use a gun against animals but a VAST majority of america does NOT carry a handgun at all time. And what part of Europe? Europe is a continent and America is a county, you disclosed out location, we have to know yours. (man law: you see your best friends's penis you show him yours) Tell us I once told my husband that when Aunt Flo arrives, the bitch decides to bring a weed whacker along. It feels very much like a whirling fury going on in there at times. It bothers me every time I see this video That bulge is supposed to be her pelvis? Nisemonogatari hasn't even finished airing yet this is on s bro it says it in the tittle O how wonderful! A straightedge "Ever wonder what a rigging electric**ian** ... " It'd help if Canadians stopped burning down our shit during those decades I was looking at your profile to see if you posted any new GW posts, saw the thumbnail of this pic, thought it was a giant turd and thought you posted a pic of your fecal matter calling it true beauty. Im glad I looked to see WHERE it was posted. You're a bad psychic? Man reading the updates from the memorial section is so fucking sad, before this I laughted my ass watching who's line... No I am opposite of right now ... That's putting images in my head. forget I asked. It's even worse when you have to cut them open, stab them in the heart, and replace their blood with formaldehyde while they're still alive but unconscious. THEN you get to cut their heads off with scissors and remove the brain. And this was for undergraduate research, too. ಠ_ಠHA^ಠ_ಠHA^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠHA^ಠ_ಠHA^ HA i was ROLLING at his It can get certain men ~~far~~ in life too. Deng… You monster You're turning down guys in your dreams ? Ok, think about the song going "I would do anything for love, but I won't eat poop. No I won't do " Seriously, what did she expect, she posted to reddit and didn't think we would do a full background check. ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ you say that like its a bad thing I see what you did there KNEEEEEESS r/foreskin Did you just admit to being a pedophile on reddit? ** ** You run around unclothed with windows/doors that allow people to clearly see inside your house? French-Canadian ? Step 1. Comment with reddit disapproval eyes on any post, even if unrelated Step 2. Step 3. I think we both know what comes next <----- I'm starting to think I asked this question in the wrong subreddit **$13 for a god damn cocktail!?!** ಠಠ ಠಠ Damn. I only came to the comments to say something about this. I'm glad I'm not the only one who sees it though. Yeah, I'm sure he'll be a lot of fun at parties telling of the fateful day he lost his right hand to a fluorescent light and a bacterial infection. Why is my RES tag for you "Basically [Ex-Girlfriend's name]"...? Well, if Rick Santorum is right, Marry another man. Hiro Protagonist was the hero/protagonist. It's right in the name. I hope that thing about Punk tanning his ass is bullshit. Which is why I asked. NO. Did you just come? We don't allow that sort of thing on this subreddit Waiting in line for what? Wednesday is the press release and unveiling of whatever Apple has planned. The new iPad is not being sold 50 dollars a year man that shit is expensive... You demand proof that someone from the other 50% is good at a videogame? I'm honestly frightened that I wrote revised and edited 4200 words in ~24 hours. I can't find any more mistakes though Oh damn I-pad . Sounds so literally straight out of porn I'm inclined not to believe you . Awesome comic! Terrible thing to make me google Not me but a friend sat behind a girl who popped the zits on her face and ate the white mush And all of those were apparently reposts... I have actually been very excited for that game for a long time, and wouldn't ya know it, 2 of my friends get it and have probably played only 5 hours combined on it One more post, I told myself, just one more before closing my laptop. Horrible thing to make people Google I like it. I think it's interesting. I do agree on cutting it back. I'm a newb....all a learning process. Thanks for the feedback though You're coming off like a real insensitive person right now. If that's true, your mom had her fingers way too far up that lady's crotch, even if she was in labor. I can teach her what it's like to be disappointed. Blocked by EMI in Ireland ... References..... I will look at some..... Knoxnews.com? The beard is on Voyboy "than" Those guys look suspiciously like meat Bad taste in your mouth So this game is a LOT buggier than ME1 or ME2. So far, the game has crashed on me once, blanked out my character twice (sent me back to level 1 with default shep face) and one time, I died and when I reloaded, I didn't have an assault rifle anymore. The gun I was using when I died Right, "up" Adopt a tiger...? Seriously. I got this same repost earlier today and made sure it didn't survive past infancy, but now it's sibling has grown to a full god damn post! The things that make that fucked up noise in The Dark Crystal Damit I love carnitas too. Stop tempting me. So, that's what Bella looks like after sex with Edward. Kid puts potato head feet to good use, Hasbro sues for rights. On other news inventor of million dollar idea sued for collapsing speakers on 18 year old toddler. This is the 5th time this has been reposted now. Mice that sound like guinea pigs? I hear ya We may have people with bad teeth but at least we don't have obese vigina potato people I use my scale to measure out my drag. Exact same thing happend to me half an hour ago... I normally work on the grill because I'm apparently good at it I call bullshit! I actually thought I was gonna see a bird.. Well, we are experiencing the greatest exodus of people this country has seen. I can understand why, it's not really woth living here since McDonalds left I just checked and ... he's a theology major the last question is really the one that matters for who you get, if you change around there you go from Arya Stark to Gregor Clegane "Music by- Godsmack- I Stand Alone"... Senior zones? I got into bed around 7pm, fell asleep around 9, woke up at about 2am, made pancakes for me and my fiance (no one else wanted to eat my mega-nutritious-pre-race-walnut-and-banana oat pancakes ) and then we all piled into the car at about 3. We're lucky that my parents' condo in Buena Vista is REALLY close to Disney property so it only took us about 30 minutes to navigate around the closed roads. Great now you got me laughing Are you sure it was a mars bar? I'm the rider in white jersey/black shorts (new team this year ) clearly visible with a gopro on my seatpost starting around :06. I'm the rider in white jersey/black shorts (new team this year ) clearly visible with a gopro on my seatpost starting around :06. Better not be something special then I'll force corrupt my save Let's just hope you didn't order Indian. That wasn't the same thing! We both do it for street signs. You were correcting me on a restaurant name. And you meant it. And you were wrong. Now try sharing a Queen with a 6' woman. And she's like "no this is fine, you want a King YOU buy it." Downvote for thinking less of your dad.. You mean Mr. Satan I do not smoke but this makes me want to Last day of spring: June 19 Every fucking day. Wrong answer. Potato pessary Sadly, no party. Not enough people to invite, apparently. , StarWars fans don't force-choke StarTrek fans or strike them down with their light-sabers ... nor do ST fans fire at SW fans with their phasers ... Just who exactly was taking this sketchy photo from outside the schoolyard I've never played Battlefield, but... The enemy team can hear your voice chat? I know where Selkirk is, thank you. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Do you feel that the LGBT 'representatives' in Hollywood are really starting to be of a nuisance ? One show has a gay character, all shows want a gay character. , I saw a weird old fat grandma do this , very weird porn Tell me more about how much your life sucks [](/angel " ") omg So is Microsoft. I'd love to have Gweedos filthy pillar up my behind for all his guides and puns THIS IS THE JUDGE. COMMUNICATING WITH OTHER JURORS IS ILLEGAL AND I WILL HOLD YOU IN CONTEMPT. Nor do they read reddit ლ( ლ) Too bad it doesn't look like he inhaled Wow, those KOMO comments. Don't you know your political history, son? You dirty little bugger, it's a watergate reference :) My dog steals stuff around the house to chew on and I won't find it till I either clean her room or feed her Why does he get to be Mr. Pink? ლ( ლ) Still cheaper than in Germany: 15,29€ = £12,74 = 20,05$. That's almost a 100% markup. "Actually, I think I broke her in a bit more dad" So sad. Even sadder is that the headline I first saw about it singled out "it's a small world" as his biggest song. so what you're saying is, you're whoring nazis for karma?!! I can, and am not surprised. I'm in a room with my whole family and if I laugh I'll have to explain why Ahhh, the internet. It's about *living*.....VICARIOUSLY. wait they're double edged ... The last guy....HE IS NO DRAGONBORN That lady doesn't have a neck. He clearly gets whacked in the head with an elbow. Good call, its too bad people on reddit cant reply to posts without being a dick about it You can connect to a song about a Crack Junkie whore? Looks good although a bit overkill on the HSF and RAM, and for not having a SSD in a 1k+ build. All I here. I here. I HERE. lol hsfrey you want him to leave uni to -- go back to school? Did you ever try copy/pasting " " in facebook? That's weird, the same thing happened to me and my account was 'under investigation' for about 2 months and all I got was about 270 MS points. not trying to take public transportation It tastes like blood... I look at your character and I see this face: also less popular than aids... I'm gonna get in trouble trying not to laugh while waiting to start jury duty from recess. Everyone is giving me the stare. East and West. I once spent 3 fucking hours looking for a quest mob in WoW because it was east of the town, but I was west the entire time Really Ibrahimovic? nyud.net.nyud.net.nyud.net... The more time I spent on Reddit, the more I believe redditors generally have shitty friends Well **excuse** me but i thought the actor mattered in that competition. I have no wrong feeling against fat people with the whole extra 40 kgs of sweetrolls that i have in my trunk too Yes, even if you didn't know German you would still notice the completely differently spelled words hidden inside a Pokemon's name which from a language you are unaware of. I get that German is really close to English but come on dude. Not always as Caelestia says, but it is more likely you won't if you do nothing but breastfeed. The comments talk about it, the article talks about it... You mean to tell me that things on the internet can be fake?!?!?!?!?! Naww don't be too hard on him. He probably forgot the exact code. I mean i quit AOE years ago and all i can remember is keysersoze. Oh fuck that was from Warcraft III I enjoy the smell of spray paint (no not like that ) also i remember this time i took a huge dump like the kind that gives you the ring sting at a friends house and his hawt 17 year old sister walks in to the toilet and starts sniffing and says what is that it smells awesome (not joking she was 100% serious) we both just burst out laughing , she thought it was cologne (what can i say she dug my funk ) Is that a Tori Stafford reference?!? Skinny jeans... Dammit troll parents! I wonder what the real reason why they wouldn't let us swim there anymore was. Where's Tadakuni ? The girl's a troll. George Michael Bluth, people pooping everyone, space fair, aliens, and the military. THE HORROR What the hell, I laughed so hard. Who's coming to clean up the mess now? ಠ__ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ^ಠ_ I like how teenagers these days talk about how much they love Bob Marley when they can't even name one of his records. not available on mobile. Your parents? Wow! Call tech support and they will tell you how to change the default. Jesus fucking Christ whats wrong with some of the poeple on there?! Went through a bit of "that cant be real, got to check" turned out to be real. D-do I..... want to know....? Dazh.... I WANT TO UPVOTE THIS A MILLION TIMES!!!!! Why, netflix canada.. WHYYYYYYY Bastards No, that's way too many, don't you understand exponents? so body scanners make us less safe, are more dangerous(radiation), violates the constitution, and is a huge waste of money? My high school math teacher would host LAN parties in our computer lab on the weekends (this is late 90s). We'd also play Ultima Online together. I was his TA and he'd let me play it during school, but only to help level his character ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ? I seriously think we found a worse love story than Twilight but god fucked his mom so does that mean that jesus has fucked his mom in this picture Username semi relevant... Despite your warning I clicked it with headphones on and turned up loud i sat through the whole thing Nice try, Cadbury It's better than what I get. Good god, there is going to be soo much porn because of this. I scrolled all to the bottom and clicked the first one I saw - Squidward. You can't truly believe that I believe it was my idea when I admitted to getting it from Demons' Souls, right? rent-a-negro.com, a leader in the black market... Oprah where is you?? A friend once told me he used his couch and did a dog once. I am not friends with him anymore. Yeah this a great solution. Just have a dongle hanging off your phone connected to a box. Really portable. The price of Lego went up by a lot since we've been kids apparently. Forgive, but NEVER FORGET. Cannot unsee . is gaben compensating for something, oh I dunno maybe HL3 the boy with no flesh, pulled out of an oven. So yeah.. as the title says, I googled "snoo the alien" and found... that. Not quite what I was expecting. You can't truly believe you have an original username, right? ...Wait, people actually do that?! Seriously, fuck ESPN. Today I saw "Will the Lakers trade Kobe Bryant?" She meant me. WTF just got home turn on the TV how are we losing to this team ? What the fuck did i just read I read your name as Senator_Pervert and was imagining you fell in love with them via foot tapping in a bathroom stall. (ノ )ノ彡┻━┻ I know it is a load of crap because the government and media told me it is. That Little Bill is pretty racist Checked history. Cannot tell if troll or brainwashed fundie. (ノ )ノ彡┻━┻ Do not disappoint me, R/NBA, or there will be bans to be had. Redditor for 9 minutes And now we learn she broke the first rule? ... Yes. The liquid would look better if it was African American. A classmate in college, I hate that guy too. He's the typical arrogant bully who sells drugs later in life. Where are the details? And a helper. Whoosh; the give it away. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Woke my dog up to check, but yes, they absolutely smell like doritos. Does my dog produce dorito powder from his paws? What is this sorcery? I definitely read explosive contraception Or better yet. 'It fucking doesn't. Now stop embarrassing yourself and leave me alone. Please.' Teach **ME** your ways. This happened to me too EXCEPT ON HARDCORE "Edit: removed the "lol" from the end. 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I live in North York, FUCK THIS SHIT Was expecting a username like "ExplainsTheJoke". All these questions and you still didn't buy one?..... Why the fuck is ''little girl'' in here!? why so " " towards bleacher report? Now I want a pretzel. Thanks. I want more. Wait til your local mama papa store closes down. Then prices keep going up Sometimes it's better not to try. I go in the stall to pee in public bathrooms, unless no one is there you don't read a lot of comics do you... What? It's actually impossible to throw piss when aroused if your organism is ok . I always make sure to micturate before fapping, otherwise the feeling after ejaculation is bad, and moreover, you can't get it off you inmediatly inasmuch as you must wait a couple of minutes before you are able to empty your bladder again... Hear is not the time, nor the place. I will just rape and murder them I know you I'm only up voting you because it's your real life cake day. When I was younger my family was all in the car and my parents announced we were going to grab Chinese food for the night. For whatever reason I got super excited and started yelling "For China!" really fast and in an accent. They thought I was just yelling 'Vagina' I came here just to post that, come to find you beat me to it. It's ducks being racist to dogs. My exact thought when I got an e-mail saying I was accepted into the Tribes: Ascend beta I've had a lot of people say that I'm "insane" for working out 3 days a week. Mostly I just " " at them and say you need to be consistent to get results. I'm only 18 and I feel like I'm 40. I'm with you... Googling "American Flag Bikini" gets over two million results - it's not rocket science. Yes, I know. My hypothesis has played itself out. Reddit consistently rewards the 's. Yea, because they're the one demographic that never suffers any discrimination It's so fucking dark. It's like the alliance just said "lights? Take them outta the ceiling, put smaller ones everywhere else so it looks like there's lens flare everywhere. Yeah, that'll look awesome!" ... Yeah. Sure. "Accident" There are like six layers of gun safety fail in that story TIL baby koalas are fed up mashed up adult koalas. That is never going to leave my mind or maybe a lux ... The was more about the content of that thread. As to the messenger who linked me to the pictures of kontan in briefs... I am yet undecided what to do. From what you can read about those pedophiles, they're pretty dumb - obviously, I guess the dumb ones are caught first and get most of the media coverage. I mean I wouldn't even store my porn on my mobile (why would I need it there anyway?) but some of these guys traded cp around via their mobile phones (was a story here a few years back)...I mean did they want to get caught? Because if I would want someone to find my porn I would put it on my mobile phone. Ouch. When my home was burglarized they stole a little file box of documents too. But it was *genealogical documents* and a bunch of old family pictures. Shit that's worthless to anyone else but me... /X\( )/X\ OP you made me think they were making a new Asheron's Call... Perhaps a hyena warwick ... For sure. And anyone can seem to be a normal guy and snap. My uncle is one of those people. I mean this guy get's really bad road rage. I've been in a car with him a least twice where he was getting out to go beat some guys up. 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Huntsmen on your walls and red backs in your letter boxes what "mess"? Same, mine says and 4 other items My girlfriend just discovered she likes Nutella and now there isn't enough for me Not quite. I'm actually kicking ass here. It's happens to be that my boss isn't the queen of positive feedback. Once you've accomplished a task (even if you've gone above and beyond) the response is generally that you could have done more, or on tot he next thing. But thanks I appreciate the input....keep up the good work omg .. i forgot all about pat co-hosting (only reason i was aware of it in the first place was cause it was mentioned during in-the-papers yesterday). i just went to watch it (it's about 9:40 now), caught like 5 minutes of pat doing the truth-or-myth schtick over household products (i assume that's what it was). 5 minutes into watching it and *poof* - my timewarner cable turns off. this is like the 3rd outage in the past 4 days! ( ) Oh god what is that If you're not trying to start a fanboy war, why did you even post then? Yes, of course. Faith in humanity is a definite because a class of kids and a teacher knew the words to the pokerap. I no longer worry about the world as it is today for this reason.... I read that and laughed thinking "oh a catholic joke"....then read his screen name... Oh a destroyer, well it must be really small... massing 14000 tons... FUCK I CAN FEEL THEM CRAWLING ALL OVER ME but but but... the garlic breath But it is... You just contradicted yourself or are truly obvious to the core of the issues that you just mentioned. implying i sad it was bad I wouldn't say comfortably, even less "very comfortably", but yes you can get by on this. iTouch Sweep the camera man with a finger on the trigger southside chicago I went to pick up the **PC** Mass Effect 3 Collector's Edition that I *pre-ordered* at Best Buy yesterday and the lady tried to give me the **Xbox 360** version. I pointed out that it was the incorrect version, so she goes back behind the counter and grabs the PC version and says, "Oh you're lucky, this is the last one." I said, "No, you're lucky." She smiled and had a good laugh at that and then I said, "No, really...*you're* the one that's lucky." Why did I not know about this before . My only regret is that I have but one upboat to give to you. Sail on it well, sir (or ma'am) It's very easy to picture Putin making the face 1. > (assuming by your posts that you are from outside europe. ) My sister posted on fb about setting up a monthly autopay to donate. She still owes me money ಠ_ಠ may He take mercy on me when the time comes. no, no we won't. Not sure if like, or not Wh... what. Yes, because *all* dubstep comes from Skrillex Seriously a legends list without Michael Thomas!? > Seriously though, why would you not strain honey before selling it? 3th Am I blind? What is it? I wasn't. or am I *affected I clicked to fast forward and laughed at him poking the cow, then he poked it again ** ** I don't count this, as it had no emotional value...but have any of you ever heard of car rally? I read this as "A Real Final Solution." self Girls? Are you telling me that I do not have the same rights as everyone else to use this meme? A hot local issue for all the wrong reasons... "If the atheists have $1,200 to spend to put up that garbage up for a month, I think it was justified that it came down the way that it did." I am sure she would be quite comfortable with atheists applying that same logic to churches He would prefer the highly realistic option that people who cannot access birth control just shouldn't have sex Here, you can borrow mine. So I share my birthday with a meth cooking bastard? I am a ma'am. Any "Your mom" joke I've ever made to my best friend whose mom is dead. A hypotenuse is the longest side of a right angled triangle, you meant a hypothesis and don't knock my hypothesis I've spent years collecting data and it doesn't happen every time and splash back is still fairly likely after the first log, so argument back on. Really, Myspace? HOW CAN I FEEL THIS OLD WHEN I'M ONLY NINTE...fuck I'm 20 now... Xbox Trial Code? Read that as 'Really, a final solution' You are indeed correct, though most do at the very least frown upon it. Forgive the error, I was a bit hasty in that response "Kabutomaru" Cool story bro! Why does that look of his look so much like At f5rst 5 was 352e hey you can't take that Discount Double Choke is purely for Vikings fans... He totally tripped her on purpose!! It's a picture of Finnmark, Norway. every ice dispenser in the goddamn world ಠ_ಠ At first I was like, " " Then I was like, "Haha!" Famiry* Sir i'm going to have to ask for some identification, i'm not sure you are who you claim to be. Great band, I finally got a copy of Golos Stali but after all the trouble of getting a physical copy, several appeared on ebay Shamelessly hijacking top in hopes of getting sweet karma. Ethan.......that is my name...... If you aim for one of the sides (not the outside ) right before the curve to the back, due to the acute angle of impact the urine will follow that curve then just slide straight down, no splashes. oh ok, cool. I'll just go take a loo.......... Because schools need another bully. and now I need a new keyboard It's the bad boy of faces. Because you don't make 80k a year with full benefits and vacation time at McDonalds. * * great point. and should in theory be enough to end the debate on it really....but in steps the subtext of all of this *Your making me twitch with your misplaced correction... ~~ ~~ "You want the rest of my sandwich?" "Uh. No... can't have wheat... we just talked about this." "It's not wheat. It's normal bread." is this the place where you get karma if you post this fucking face ? Not even a NSFW tag would have properly prepared me for this. that isn't how it works. A coworker asked me if I wanted to go to Subway. I asked what I would eat there. He said "You can eat white bread, right? That doesn't have wheat." After a , he came back with "Well, it's got less wheat, right?". says the anal plunderer ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ლ( ლ) The internet just keeps discovering all these new shades of creepy Why not just " " Hmm, I'd say . I'm not sure if they all did that despite you or because they wanted upvotes.. Probably both Paul Christoforo was a social marketing **expert** and look at the great things he did for Avenger. 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Haha you think this will be but it won't! ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Make Shure you spell sure right. La mirada de desaprovacion fue después de mis downvotes Most people from Jersey are douchbags and whatever female douchebags are called. So you have never saw or heard a joke about "The Jersey Shore" - that face I made, I call him Karl. I didn't want to bring Karl into this but, The Jerseys Must Die. I want to see a movie like that. ** ** yay for drunken morons Fuck! I don't remember my first kiss. What if you are 'contheory_spiracist' 'HomegrownTerran' etc ....... I don't know who to trust This... He probably mistook you for someone famous. I would giggle if I met Bill Kaulitz delivering pizzas, or Tom or Gustav. But not Georg that much. don't tell him I said that, I have priorities. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I'm not even sure how many times this joke has been made You poor bastard. You are never going to get away from i regret googling it... As much as the fantasy appeals to me, it is just that, *a fantasy*. I could never go through with a quickie if it was bareback. I can't even really go through with them even if they're safe. So no, it's not really shocking to me that people will bareback at the drop of a hat. They're all playing into their fantasies (and I slightly envy them). What *is* shocking to me is how I've heard so many times from guys (they're usually the radical queers... usually) that "AIDS isn't a bad thing." Spreading their radical ideas apparently also means spreading AIDS. If those were real $100 bills taped to the gun, it would still be horribly overpriced Mail him back to Asia. A Modern Warfare song in a BF3 montage? Then why can I see so many of them? Is Shakespeare a book or a play? Installous My sister does this too Depends on what your doing ? If your in the air it's air pressure changing in your head. If your tied to a stick and roasting , then it's you cooking. (ノ )ノ彡┻━┻ Yeah, kookaburras, !! Rails. I do not think it means what you think it means. ** ** Youe making me twitch with your misplaced erection... ┻━┻ ︵ ¯\( )/¯ ︵ ┻━┻ And I want my time stamps I just saw this posted by a few "hardcore" Catholic friends of mine on Facebook... .. annnnd tumblr is down. >┻━┻ ︵ ¯\ ( ) /¯ ︵ ┻━┻ $('.thing.comment').each(function() { if ($(this).find('.md p').html() == ' ') { $(this).find('.arrow.up').click(); } }) Was that you? I had arctic ops kennen and this cog maw beat me.... As long as you are in fact a woman I won't judge you. Did she just liken that Cubones Mothers skull to a pair of underware I made a ice cube bong out of a nalgene bottle years ago. This bong is way better. Because comparing American treatment of women to Afghanistan treatment of women is a totally reasonable thing to do. Ironically, America is the country which pioneered women's sufferage. So you're the one. first nations people are people, not museum pieces. Looks great! except for the smudged nail polish on the cuticles 1. Argonian First I was it says you made that account tomorrow Newer requirement, click on south Sudan I'm operating on the assumption that he needed to do this (I hadn't thought of it as part of the ritual, maybe it is, in which case ) to prevent blood loss. I'm not sure if it would clot by itself (it's an infant, and a fairly large cut, so I'm inclined to say not likely). A more sanitary method definitely exists (cloth compress[lightly compressed, it's a baby], maybe a minor suction device, a clotting agent, heck, even something like hydrogen peroxide to disinfect). Or boyscout uniform... Triochokebok. Location obvi... I see it and think " right angle traces" She says with a smiley... Easy, because I saw this puzzle half a lifetime ago Yeah agreeing with this. If I talked to this person and his dream date was to play Pokemon and kill death wing every tuesday, then finally hearing their voice and having a major lisp would not be a big deal. Everyone has different opinions and likes. I guess my whole stress is around where I am that's the only type of gay guy there is. I want me a gaymer but, it seems we are a dying race. You actually went through the trouble to blur out the ridges on your key? they weren't using legacy cards though god of being too drunk for everything you mean like reddit? I live near that town not just jeans, trousers too Nice rags I read the bottom comment before the top one... Never have been so confused in my life. * * # She sniffed your fingers? That's beyond even your regular overprotective mom. WTF? Laughed. Woke 6 day old daughter. always makes me think of my sophomore year in highschool when we read 'Farenheit 451' in english. we had to write research papers on the what was important to keep 'a democratic society' My paper over Wikileaks was probably the only one that had any actualy meaning. As a complete side note, when my wife first saw Thibodo road she gave me the because she's a native French speaker. ಠ_ಠ^* * This is one of the stories that will always make me question my faith in humanity. Just plain messed up. him winning the US title isn't him getting pushed? *counts lines*... Yeah, let's take advice from someone who hasn't been yet but has "done research". Great idea. *ಠ_ಠ*^*ಠ_ಠ*^*ಠ_ಠ*^*ಠ_ಠ*^*ಠ_ಠ*^* * >Edit: just did a double-take on your username I do the same every time I see it, too. #### I think it is part of the ritual because you're going to wrap it in a bandage or something. So yeah Apparently everyone has a lot more experience in the child porn discussion than me... No view from a mobile device ... Oh well, saved for later. username relevant? some guy who only gave ' ', Iresentthatremark or something like that. I_rape_people_ll... For now I see no problem here ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Why the fuck does his face look like it's had a wink photoshopped in username relevant? You must be 21 or over to watch... I was writing an in-class essay and decided to write really big; 4-5 words per line. When the teacher confronted me about it I said "My pencil was too big". S/he forgot the underline wow Wikipedia. Never heard of it before still there is no reference to non sequitur... No context between meme, non sequitur and Facebook/Kony try cowgirl, furry or multibreast. not that i would know. And also, mewtwo's boobs Thank you so much for sharing this with us Fun thing is that it's not just those who oppose Israel that do it. The conflation of the Zionist state and Jews is also done by supporters of Israel, who go on to reason that saying anything against Israeli interests is therefore anti-Semitism. Why did you let him pick it up in the first place?! What's that background music? Many s to the smoke. You silly bastard. >Constantly planning my next relapse Can't tell if serious..or trolling.. "Locatie: Sighisoara" Those pushups Santa's not real? And Barca still aren't top of the league My grandfather is not Jewish, but whenever we go out to eat he always takes a handful of mints/toothpicks so he can get his "Jewish percentage"... ** ** What is this black magic?! Unnecessary commas are very . Seriously? They didn't improve the front camera which is the most likely to be used (FaceTime) versus a back camera that has much more limited uses (AR and few photo occasions where you don't look like an idiot taking a picture with a tablet). HOW do you know? Those are paperbacks and the bindings aren't cracked. CLG vs M5. I cannot wait. I'm and Aww *at the same time*. It's not difficult. I hope this is not another duke nukem strategy. ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ Might I be allowed to join you with a ? >-Constantly planning my next relapse They had be until I read this: *"As the poet Ke$ha says, “we are who we are.”"* Can I get the TA crest with the text "RCTID " Heather has been reading too many Calvin and Hobbs clips. Yeah. Fuck that good sportsmanship bullshit. Gonna jump the last few steps of some stairs? Make sure there isn't a clothes-hanging line in the way of the jump Don't even get me started on the top image Maybe they rationale is they want more parents that can buy more stuff for they kids I find it a little curious that they apparently decided to perform this delicate operation on a beach. Love the line saying not to worry about scratching the glass with metal -- *unless there is sand on it*. >She has 7 years experience cleaning houses and is 19 yrs old. DishNetwork doesn't even get BTN anyway here in Lincoln Looks like Hermione. Got a problem with the new guy? Are you saying child molesters don't anger you?!?!?! **One of my co workers found some teens dry humping in the history section.** oh w.o.w You cant KILL them either. Even though I liked Up quite a lot, I still have the need to point out that to make Americans identify with an Asian character they had to make him fat. I'd be worried about the combos getting the steering wheel greasy. What a terrible novelty account. Which gets derailed by a couple of fucking 20 year olds babbling on about how 'jaded' they are Plywood, but yeah... Yes, why? 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My dog tries to go in the new couches. i dont actually want a mens day, frankly i dont give a shit about any day Neptune kiss? Haa wtf is that? I'm conservative because I don't want the government doing my dishes, they do a crappy job and charge too much. Besides, it's my laundry that really needs doing It shows quite clearly in the sidebar At first, I was bummed because I missed this (I didn't even know it was going on), but then I did a bit of google research and found... it's just a big fucking rock. Oh, no reason ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ And the second is Lil Wayne lyrics This post is like the definition of You do that, i'd rather pirate it for free... <-thats cool. Don't want him, Manning's washed up. Also, 2010 me is giving me the look right now, but I'll stick with Alex Smith. He's been vastly improved and I think he will only get better next season. I didn't think it would be an issue since the article states both (which is why is part of why I linked it) : My SO farted in my brand new fucking car the other day. He took it to run to the store, and I had to go to work right after he got back. I got in it and immediately . Funny story.... My Dad asked me that same thing after work the other night. Oh please shower us with your vastly superior opinion You'all weren't in the Denver area around 96' were you? Bought some speakers from some guys in a blue van. Claimed their boss got more speakers than ordered and were unloading them. They were also sponsored by Compact Disc. Using my excellent reddit detective skills I have figured out the user of said battlestation and account. Monona4Life Kill it with fire. ... I like how the body is buried by snow but the coin purse is on top of the fresh pack. Fake. Different people in the before and after shots. ,l,,_( ) They didn't have one either you...you're just...just fuck man! ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ NOPE ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ On behalf of all colour blind people i want to thank you on the use of red on green Thanks for the help Let's See... Inspirational quote from NDT, Iran-related cynical humor about Islamophobia, "Help me protest WBC. They're coming to my school to protest my gay principal.", post pointing out ignorance of people who say "Evolution is just a theory!", Kony, Kony, Kony. Yeah, the whole place is a *huuuuge* circlejerk. his was the best map ever 120 is like just above average. I know some who've payed up to 140 for a Q ლ( ლ) >You would rather vote for a dictator for life than vote 3rd party or even just publicly question the system? you killed her didn't you? Can't fuckin say "Kony" without "Island". Kony Island! cheap bastard! at 4:41 in the afternoon on Friday no less this... this... is an interesting read. lp = jab Christ, I feel old Had an asthma attack mid way through Rumble's just bad, there's a reason hardly anyone plays him. He's better off just left ignored. --SSoRP All three of you so brave... The heck did I just read? All that can be said is: When ever you're ready to stop the slaughter guys Sweat smell of success. Well look at all these upvotes you have now! Whiny bastard The must have been a very pregnant pause for you. That wasn't a shampoo bottle ... I don't believe this. Truant. Last picture, woman walking by. She's giving it this: **ಠ_ಠ**^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Guinness from a bottle... Hey! Do *not* downvote the nerd love. Funny thing is, most people who shop there are too dumb to use the self checkout and/or usually end up breaking it and requiring someone to come over and fix it Trivium? Metal? I'm going to take that nice dinner baking in the oven and throw it right into the garbage. What's with the downvotes? Are you not pleased at my lack of "le's," subtexts describing items, and rainbows? I'm suprised you would get a for saying you downloaded it, when I saw them at warped Jordan said "I don't care if you illegally download all of our albums or bought everything thanks for supporting us". Such awesome dudes. On are way.... There's still some space at the top left of the window. Reelect Obama in 2012. That should solve that problem. OMG, we like the same cereals!!!! That makes it more likely for me to vote for him! I will buy BF3 when they fix the utter lack of dinosaurs. I just assumed this would be addressed in the Spring Patch… I guess they're **charging** for dinosaurs now How is this: not on here yet? I've seen enough hentai to tell where this is going. most sleezebags i know don't respect women I'm guessing you didn't watch The Other Guys to notice this was a joke First I was: then I was: o_O Ned LOL. What the fuck?? Really? you might as well ask: "What's so great about living anyways? Just fuck this shit and let's all kill ourselves!" Her stomach extends past her breasts. That's not fat? In... Canada has all the good stuff It looks like Ace changed the clan title... again 3 Terran Traitors... I've seen a few women with mustaches didnt even noticed their dicks until this picture, a little gay None taken ... ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I'm pretty sure I have a similar issue in terms of someone hacking into our slightly out of date Wordpress blog. I've not had to update/backup or even use Wordpress before, let alone remove a JavaScript injection (which I'm pretty sure it is). I tested the tech guy I was on the phone with and he said, I don't think you have a virus or anything One of my greatest fear is just like yours wellandone one of my greatest fears are ghosts ok if I see something and I can't touch it I'm out of there in a second but I do constantly worry when I enter the bathroom like you said and the door slamming behind me and the lights shut off it scares me But you just did... I can't believe you ed yourself. Some poor bastard had to clean that up, you know Hahaha awesome. Mom basically made this face when we told her what game we were playing, then I think decided that as long as nobody was getting hurt, best not to interfere. She finds it hilarious in retrospect. 9gag They drop our packages 5 feet? I told my ex girlfriend she is a lying cheating whore after she cheated on me with her best friends older brother I'm not a mean person at all I never get angry but she crossed the line no one deserves to be cheated on it's the worst feeling ever and I really loved that girl oh well obviously she wasn't the one for me. Oh and she called me a little bitch who only cares about himself ok how does this make any since for one I'm 6"2 weight 190 I'm like twice her size I'm not little and for two she is telling me I only care about myself after she was the one that cheated on me I don't think I will ever understand girls . I've had mine posted for a while, all I've gotten so far is 1 like Why the hell did this get down-voted ? Shame on you r/leagueoflegends.... Stole image from friend on FB, used for own Reddit karma. I'm 18 > We love you!! ....just not in that way maybe they sweat elbow grease? Knicks- Win against the Mavs, lose to Hornets and Nets. It's not the missing eyebrows. It's not even the facial expression. It's those things, combined with those weirdly full eyelashes. Thanks. Yes, the point is they look similar so they were posting the pic and hoping people would think it was kony and bitch, then call them out on it. That's it We don't joke about Kony, but it's acceptable to tell people to kill themselves. Whoa I must have typed in pokememes.com by accident... wait I didn't Couldn't resist vandalizing it... nice work She's 102. Why would she care? She seems proud. What the ಠ_ಠ are you ing at? HEY. Get back in line, Texas. Wow. I can see why you are an Atheist No. You wasted an opportunity Add me. Honestly, it was my first time on the group too. Just had an extra copy lying around. Didn't mean to disrupt the Steam group, though King Boo was already doing a pretty good job of that Of your self? As the Chinese say live long (health) and prosper. Now give me reddit gold wrapped in red paper. He's wearing the wrong color tie. Ten points from Gryffindor. fat dude in baby blue Are you sure its not a bad chia made representation of weed (tree) Xbox: me neither That was one gay gif for the expression ''mind blowing''. I had to scroll far too far to find this comment *is inside, puts helmet on anyway* Hate to say it, but if a man doesn't hold the door, even if I dont know them, I assume they are a prick. Uh, well. Fair enough. I won't defend a mile, but I know how long my thumb is. Except, wait ... the Knot is based on nautical miles which are there because ... Babylonians. Tuesday nights on the BOLT, huh? I think we've met. Great, now you made me sad again. "Oh I'm a theater student, I won't need to do math." Yeah, and I won't ever need basic skills outside my area of study either I was on live chat with EA yesterday, over a problem with a Sims 3 game. After the hour wait, we talked for awhile, and I provided all the needed information for the person to retrieve some code I needed from their database. Then the chat session ended. No response. No code. So I says to myself: "Self?" It supports the meta of no support cs. I disapprove. One meta meta's are boring metas. The Vatican is on my pedo concern list ~~** **~~ ...You didn't check first? He looks... nothing like I pictured him to be. RES tag: Girly Gabe You didn't notice that the first time around? Y u film and not help?!?! Unanimated tentacle porn. lod --> Shows wife how to use Reddit for new insights and interesting conversations. Posts cat-pictures. >Inversely, I feel bad when I brutally gun down a low-level player, even >more when it's repeatedly. I don't want to scare him away from the >game. Including one way the hell out at pearl. "conversate" Yes, needless escalation never harmed anyone. Explosive......... also, Wow! Gratz mate. You're quite lucky. So far all i've gotten from squeal of fortune is about 200 coins; 3 gold ores, and about 10k of exp in misc. skills. not cool. > Yes, I enjoyed the game. Is that so bad? I remember this.........in my nightmares. Oh god. Why were thy born... extatic.... Which is explained in the video! Yeah, some of these should be faggot. They know ... I Always get: from new acquaintances when I tell them I game or they find out. Luckily I game with my rl friends so other than that it's never really a problem. Lol, Repost... The best part is that THEY call you gay, yet they're the ones who say they will rape another man. Ugh. I was excited for this when I read about it. Seeing it is very disappointing. Should have been Darkwing Duck if it was going to be a duck. Therefore it is not a part of the English language? Like the two 90min goals at DC to win the match last October. I have a friend that does this. If I have to hear "I need my meat" again... It's all in your damn head. XXX? let this serve to you as a lesson, Reddit is a bad place to be while drunk It's a 2000 Focus "Chicken for dinner *again*" Would you *not* want a monocle, top hat and cane? We recently went from the thick client to the thin client (required in the upgrade they did). All of the tasks were orphaned, meaning we couldn't close any of them. Also, considering we have a HUGE enterprise environment, it took up 3 months just to stabilize it to make it usable for longer than 5 hours a day .. 'artwork' ? The Engineer, 1, top hat, Kimberly, >Pseudoscience /cat/blowjob *came* from *behind* Thank you. Now I'm stupider. Why can't prostitutes be feminists? Like every single conversation on tv or in movies. Finnegan would fit in on your defense also Yes, you obviously helped kill people by helping supply them with things they need to live... Obviously.[/annoyedsarcasm] Gosh, don't make this awkward by getting upset that she's cheating on you. You're *so insensitive* This is a particularly insightful comment but I feel it's a little disconcerting coming from someone named after a horrific school massacre Remember, when someone has sex with you, they trust you enough to tell you their desires, even fantasies. Don't betray that trust by laughing at her, or giving her a . Maybe afterwards you can talk about it, but imo it shouldn't be done during intercourse. How do you accidentally rub the INSIDE of someone's thigh? I see this kind of thing a lot on "crazy ex" threads. "I found a pros/cons list of me vs the guy she was cheating on me with", etc. What's with insane people and writing weird pro/cons lists? Is this a thing? I think we have this habit to look both ways even on a one-way street. I know once I move to England I'll even be looking at the wrong lane for the traffic, too. As a silly American, I fully expect a pile of looks in my direction. I am extremely jealous. Worst example: Duke Nukem Forever When I went to prom during my sophomore year of high school, I met my date's dad for the first time. He thought he would break the ice with some racist jokes... "catsup" ** ** I don't have a Facebook Then don't get close to them....problem solved. a 6'4" dwarf So much **bold** The Agent. Regeneration 3. A towel. Kelsey (my gf). "Masturbating" looks like it was written over in white-out. "This is where the story gets interesting" She looks like Juliette Lewis "Iraq's Moral Police" Oy Vey, OP, Oy Vey. When we got engaged, my husband's ex-wife threw a shit-fit because he didn't ask her to be his "best man" and give him away. A normal penis has foreskin STFU! A mi ya se me fue esa oportunidad! I have a girlfriend, she is 33 now and been with the boyfriend for 10 years, they do not live together because it is frown upon in the little town they live in (they sneak out to have sex). When i asked her why didn't she just marry in a courthouse already, she said NO, she is waiting for the big lavish wedding Why are you trying to access sc2/twitch related sites at work [ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ](/r/spiders) That Cable Management lol , Awesome build hows the Razer mouse was looking at it. Why are you on reddit at work This happened to me last year. I hated it. So when I ordered this year I looked for the option to ship together (not separately) so I was faced with the same email again. You can use "almost anyone" and "except for" in the same context Seriously, my grandmother died in December just after Christmas and she was a huge Mets fan since their creation. I've been wanting to get into baseball so I decided to make it a family matter and fully committed to the Mets. Yeah, learned everything afterwords. * * It is a tumblr link..... Seriously. If you're **blackout drunk** don't fucking drive. I never thought about offering booze or other *stuff* to the scalpers. That's a good idea and I can understand how that would 'help the price'. If there's ever a show or something down there and I'd like to get a ticket I think I'll give that a shot. We are all humans here... I think... Ok, horrible fucking anti-semitic post all the way around. But where did you get the idea that Bill Maher is a jew... saw the name, thought it was a bad pun, sorely disappointed deviantart i'm going to meet my girlfriends parents for the first time today, and we've been dating for a few months and by all accounts her dad is a big guy. ARNOLD AND IVAN EVERYTIME. WHY WOULD YOU EVEN ASK Best Buy You *should* do this every day in the shower when you retract your foreskin to wash your penis—everyone *does* do that, right? Shame on him for using tumblr. Saying that, it is probably a she. Does that cow have a boner? The glans is really just one giant zit, and if you pop it, a bunch of pus comes out. If I wasn't gay before, that would have made me. Actually, I think that's exactly what your mom did. What do you think are the odds that her dad is the OP? It's not like the people on the RMS Titanic chose to be buried with those valuable items now did they? Wow, that is some serious trolling, my keyboard doesn't even have a backslash key. Citizens United Any tips?....not anymore. Any tips? I see what you did there. For what are the runes and masteries there than? Just for shits and giggles? That's the point of the game, adapting with your runes and mastieres Just in general, I'm really annoyed by counter factual questions. I understand that they can be utilized in a limited sense but when someone asks me "If the South had won the Civil War, would the US had won WWII?" then that chick's vagina whispers deep thoughts while together they sleep... "I love you." Every couple months for awhile. High bidder: richardgates NEVER seen this before... Well if I have a whole page full of Knowledge runes, at 18, probably about 900 mana which is pretty far First two comments didn't even get the post. directed at them. We could keep posting nonstop about him to reddit! Dammit. Read as thirsty for jizz.. Twice Mother of Arceus. Hey, the man has a delicate figure and he needs support. Do I know you? " " My mom's got food much older than that stashed away... I just cross my fingers and hope what she's cooking didn't die back in '82 Oh god not again Me? Why is my butt picture here?? Russian Cupid It's only 2 minutes walk from where I work... this is getting too real "ಠ_ಠ" mean girls > At first I was like, , then I read what you were actually saying and decided to give an upvote. Eclipse isn't a text editor I think the shower may have been golden... Way to stay Constitutional, United States! Really? That's the best picture they could find? We are talking about my mom "Any tips?" This entire thread has written all over it. you know, its kind of funny that you say this because one of my friends suggested this to me today when i brought up the subject You do realize that the average game subscription costs less than a monthly gym membership, right? Two steaks, he must be comming over for dinner. Dimelo a mi,yo convivo con gente que habla así todo el tiempo Nice tip Williams Kim Jong Il II wut, never have a pet rabbit before ? What the fuck man. TIL...pee balloon. google chrome isn't responsible for you knowing what words you're using Could be hairier.." Didn't you know that have Kenyans have mystical powers over the prices of petrol products? More left wing bullshit from reddit. I don't like you. So this is how the pink eye epidemic started. I don't think you have a full understanding of osmosis... Yeah, I wish Darwin was more of a scientist and less of an imaginative fairytale writer. Forever alone. Oh, cool, I guess we're exempt from responsibility then = = I thought the same thing.. ** ** Not sure if joking I used to say that "Ill never use math in real life. Math sucks!" 20 years later I go for a computer science degree where all I do is math, get a job at a lab where all I do is math. Touche universe, touche HAHAHAHAHA I showed my friend Code Geass, and then he said he liked the dub MORE than the sub ...dafuq, I'm not a she. Obvious troll is obvious, but what isn't obvious is how the hell you knew I was on the way to Chicago? ** ** Hey that one guy deserved it. Also I go bold ** ** Oh shit I thought I deleted that convo. Fabio you son of a bitch. Because looking attractive to horny young males is *much* more important than being comfortable in winter. I made the mistake of starting a NEW game on ME2 on insanity with a adapt Part of me wants him to succeed, then the other part of me doesn't want to lose to the Redskins two times again On my mac I still see as square eyes, even though I know they're usually look of disapproval (?). In this case I'm going to imagine they're look of laughing. (Do those exist?) yo les puse el video a mis alumnos de secundaria en la clase de cívica y ética. La primera reacción fue querer salir corriendo a comprar la mentada cajita ( que por cierto esta sold out cha-ching! $$$) entonces pasé a explicarles como estas personas tienen unos salarios maravillosos, tienen oficina en uno de los mejores y más caros edificios en el centro de San Diego, y como gastan demasiado en OTRAS cosas, no en ayudar a los niños ( ellos creen que el dinero va directamente a manos de los chiquillos del video) . Les expliqué que el chingado Kony ya no esta en Uganda y también que descubrieron petróleo ahí... y se quedaron con cara de WAT , ya por último, les pregunté si realmente tenían ganas de ayudar al que más lo necesita, les expliqué del programa " Aliméntalos con amor" aquí mismo en tijuana y para mi orgullo, ya se están organizando para llevar comida al hospital General. A mi me sirvió de mucho el pinche Kony...además que ahora puedo amenazarlos que si hacen desmadre, le voy a hablar a Kony 2012 para que se los lleve... jejeje This is strangely familiar Love the nope nope at the end A joke your roommate can play on you instead. Email you he has been abducted by atheists and they demand a sum of 100 dollars to free him. I still have yet to see a status about Kony, and it saying "posted near Uganda, Africa. The sun in the last panel Oh sweet pastrami, I think you just made me wet with anticipation (I'm a man). Go to where they hang out and take them out one by one. If you hide the bodies correctly . You'll never here from them again. Why would you play 3 without playing 1 & 2? And ground to level to build a parking lot that gets used once a week. That they tow anyone from Monday-saturday... What town? I live in Southern Georgia. Don't worry, no one else bothers to hold back. What is the story of the hole in the wall ? Wear a glove like the late MJ top comment so far by "sniffypettybro" Where are you seeing this come on TV? This is exactly almost word for word what I wanted from my ending....are you a wizard?? Very nice turn based strategy game that's pretty addicting with an ok story. The whole game is centered around collecting items (Your an alchemist ) by clearing dungeons, killing bosses, treasure hunting, and harvesting(mining,herbs,etc) witch you use to make armor,potions,you're house and many other things. My College Algebra teacher once asked the class if we were DTF: Down To Factor Had your sex today. Seriously I am posting this to as many places as I can, to get the quickest help. I feel reddit will be the fastest. I have a problem that needs to be solved asap! Week 8 Flowering, It turned Hermi a couple weeks ago, Both of my girls which are THC-Bomb..im guessing it's strain/genetics. So I read using spraying methods can help stop pollen from spreading ...which seeds are spreading everywhere now...so I sprayed and now this is happening. RAWR! Then you made someone a very happy someone for about a month Not that I'm in much of a spot to criticize him, but mandatory's build Diabetes incoming. i really hope your kidding maybe dear god, don't spray that late into flower without some plan to ventilate and/or dehumidify even *then*, it's sooo risky, as you've learned :( "Real" Ipads are made in china as well User named "Preteens" wants to take care of our children? Here's a bug in singleplayer. My goddamn Shepard from Mass Effect 1 won't import. They're crawling all over my r/ainbow I'm not even Jewish and your name is offensive to me. Well done. What.. I hope you're not talking about the first EE What did I just see... I'm not talking about 10 players I'm talking about 5 wtf is your problem Should a nsfw Impressive, however there is a disturbing lack of a Deus Ex Icon Everytime I see pictures from NZ I see sherp If this is true, it's right before I go to college. And I wont be taking my Xbox to college Fuck. It's not right. Got to upvote the middle one and down the other two High going bad fast... Are you retarded? > I can't believe people some people are arguing in favor of restricted birth control access on TwoX What if it was my boss hinting at something...? wait so if murder is your 1st crime in the US you just get a slap on the wrists and told not to do it again? Didn't you know that have Kenyans have mystical powers over the prices of petrol products? More left wing bullshit from reddit. /sarcasm Nope This is true. But then when I call her to ask where stuff is she gets angry and says "how should I know". damn it, now I'm going to have to find some way to watch this film (legitimately). I may have to actually have to leave my house because of you If it's shadowy then by definition it's impossible to tell either way. ^2 Agreed. I was like, "Ugh, look at that... whoa, tits on the side! c'mon now maaan I saw a woman holding this sign. Apparently it doesn't apply to football/soccer matches Breaking into and vandalizing theaters was one of my favorite activities at age seven... WTF There is no "copyright infringement" in China. They are Communist. Would you stay in your pen!? ''and everyone died from cancer'' reptiles, they control us to make divans for them Exactly. Which leads to a more pressing issue, why was this even upvoted? Vodka is such a good alternative anyway. Time played: 3 minutes 17 seconds. there is a HUGE lack in punctuation, and grammar Posting guidelines anyone? names himself* CaringBro, isnt a bro As a chemistry major, this compound does not exist. The zone gets bigger If I didn't know better, I'd think you were defending the institution of *rape.* RapeyMcStabStab but it should Thank you for sharing your senior level management insight you gained in your 2 week journey in finding an entry level help desk position. Looks like someone already redeemed it... I saw the exact same thing not even a week ago. It's funny you bring up the vegetarian posters... I was talking to one of my friends(vegetarian) about it and she was telling me how isn't the cat and chick so cute and how it's such a good campaign. I told her it just made me want to eat cat... She than gave me this look . Your FNM deck is nice because it's so fast. Most people in casual formats tend to like huge-creature decks. They're nice late, but if you can beat them down early you're very likely to win. Gideon's Lawkeeper is very good in this regard because you can tap down anything your opponent sends out. Also, in any given scenario there will be one or two obvious, viable options. As long as you're not prone to play errors (failing to swing for lethal against a tapped-out enemy with no blockers ) you should do quite well with it. Definitely not as cute as I expected... or cute at all. Anyone else believe in some FIFA UT conspiracy? I'm beginning to think EA makes it so all these YouTube people get great cards, which gives us hope we can, therefore increasing the amount of packs bought. I had somebody in class say they were from the Twin Cities, but really they were from St. Cloud... Not very far after I find them It took me far longer than it should have to notice the rupee. There's no way to clear your purchase history though IQ-TOO-LOW-TO-NOT-COMMENT- The actors in that movie looked quite a lot like you and your sister I'm disturbed by the fact that both of you don't know who the Pixies are. Did you just say someones opinion is bullshit? It pre-compiles addresses of highlighting things. The color isn't applied until you see it, yes, but that doesn't mean it hasn't already done the bulk of the work (read: not the coloring ) At first I . Fox News did a story on one of my professors who was named on the list of "The Professors: The 101 Most Dangerous Academics in Americana". He began to sign his e-mails "Dr. Dangerous"... The really funny part, he was a biologist/animal behaviorist who researched 'Peace'... really dangerous guy Fox Fox News did a story on one of my professors who was named on the list of "The Professors: The 101 Most Dangerous Academics in Americana". He began to sign his e-mails "Dr. Dangerous"... The really funny part, he was a biologist/animal behaviorist who researched 'Peace'... really dangerous guy Fox Grab this dick it's yours bitch. I feel this way a little bit too. I see all this hate towards the ending, hate that I don't feel and all I can think is "Did I miss something? How was the series supposed to end?" I've experienced much worse endings to games than ME3's ending (Borderlands ). "Don't be silly, honey. That's not your uncle's house. That's just some, uh -- *no-tell motel off the interstate*... ***ಠ_ಠ***^***ಠ_ಠ***^***ಠ_ಠ***^*** *** There's only two people who have posted pics so far. Slurping.... No. Go back to your forever alone corner. No. Don't look back. This is just how it has to be. So that his eyes can look all DESU DESU KAWAII UGUU n' shit... I opened this up, and my wife looked at the screen and said "Oh, It's x-box." Thanks No one is freaking creeped out by the cut off his own legs guy?! He did it with a circular saw, WHO DOES THIS Yeah! Just to be sure *my ass.* yea... that's totally the loss there... not like he pioneered a new alternative music genre or anything. I literally made the face < > That chu nee and I'm totally sure no stone unturned is a part of main quest You found it to be so funny you threw up? ''3_horny_nuns_demolish_man_ass.html'' One plus one is zero? I'm still waiting impatiently for a beta invite to this ... uh... sure... ok. Cidden? So, I suppose now there's no reason to pirate a software anymore, at least those who pirate say they wanna try before buying... but....shouldn't Jackie Chan be Hitmonchan As a person I must insist that was a fucking moronic comic. Those Adidas or Nike sandals worn with socks I got a letter from an inmate at a local prison yesterday. He found the previous tenants address (now my address) in a used book called Dangerous Woman apparently. I have fixed the issue (I believe). Technical details available on request, sorry to have caused you the . **I SEE NO DIFFERENCE** You are not 16. It is a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake. no its funny because you can't say "playing with kids" without thinking about molestation. Ha, ha, ha. She. Seeing dwarfism made me smile.. ever notice how things are illegal for anyone to do *except* for government... I read the first three lines of your post and clicked the link. Bunch of eggs wrapped in something that makes you cry. What's new bout that? Amirite ladies? This needs to end. He didn't touch his tongue >something redditors have never been known for. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Goddamnit, I've had too many overwhelming feelings today from this thread, now I have to add another 54 it should never be below 70. This is horrible. How will I ever play this game? Oh god yes. Intelligence is so much more of a turn on to me than anything. There are plenty of people who wear glasses and are dumber than a box of rocks. I've seen you around all over the place unintentionally What the bawls is going on here What about your other pieces? I'm not really into... heart... stuff... Do a barrow roll. Ribbit If we traded for Howard this is how our team would look like while he's on the bench. Not so fast, McDonalds PR rep.... Clingon..... HALF HUMAN?! ... which was the point made much further upthread. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ~~how is that even possible?~~ oh wait, it's not Here in the South, funerals are weird; people take pictures, touch the body and at one funeral I went to one person was holdign the dead persons hand not as much as vaginal secretions 1st three pointer in the last two games for miami I'm conservative because I don't want the government doing my dishes, they do a crappy job and charge too much. Besides, it's my laundry that really needs doing This was recent: "Was Osama Bin Laden a part of ww1 or ww2? Was he like hitler? I know they didn't like him, right..?" That would have sucked if his reaction caused him to fall off the fucking building. LeBron with a clutch 3?!? I noticed your jacket isn't engulfed in flames yet... yep me too, and I went like when I saw a Halo wallpaper... and then reread the title. There was one redditor who posted a picture of a living room and there was no furniture only gigantic pillows. Get you some of them gigantic pillows. > Rob Leifeld is bad at what he does. Why the hell did I get down-voted for supporting a request for this wonderful image to be posted in desktop wallpaper size? This happened to me My greatest gaming rival/nemesis At first I was like and then I was like ಥ◡ಥ Really? Cause I was starting to get really tired of playing Ezio and that era So many things going on here, I'm really uncomfortable "labtop"? I don't even think this was the frosty side. Does no one else notice his car is right hand drive? .....Is it really *that* hard to figure out It's like killing millions of tiny, frozen people Every time someone catches ponies mid-blink... Or it could just say "Open 24/7" Viking Look of disapproval, ^' '^ Hey sweety, Ummm I did not get on your profile Als nächstes willste mir noch erzählen dass sich hier Leute billige Klischees ausdenken um mit stereotypen Lachern Karmapunkte abzusahnen weil sie sich mit ihren Minderwertigkeitskomplexen and bedeutungslosen Hi-Scores messen ... wahahaha ... And GenIfags that new Pokémon looks like Digimon. how tha fuck do you get in The house didn't have *air*? How did you breathe? Ashlee Simpson ** ** I don't think he quite gets it What's the point of reddit vs 4chan? Half of reddit is 4chan. Neither will you. I just want to mention that there is someone in this world, someone out there, creeping and crawling on the face of this Earth, that downvoted "Sriracha is the shit". * * 9gag Well when you walk up to him and he starts talking about his husband, and there was people in the room while I was playing how could one know what both feel like? I was recently playing in a pub on Badwater. The medic ubered me. In setup time on offence. You hope that you almost drown some day!? This is that slippery slope we were talking about reddit This is also the guy that said JFK's speech on the separation of church and state made him want to throw up. Ugh, he's one of those creepy guys that won't go away... What the hell kind of cigars were these people smoking? "smoke my first cigar then spent the night throwing up so much I threw up blood" So, instead of not paying for the DVD and watching it anyway, you're saying he should not pay for it and not watch it? What the hell's the difference? Either way it's not getting bought It's not illegal to have an account and be under 13 Taylor Momsen It's not publicly known but you know... Before. I'm not a bandwagoner. Thanks bro . It's not safe in Jakarta. Take one of us. What is MFP ? Did someone offer free beer ? Staring contest. Aannd.. go! Myspace.... Here is my wallet. I want one ಠ_ಠ a whole fleet. Darth vadar would be proud. $34 - $550 for that shit? Are you fucking kidding me And then there's Driver. If you even brake improperly then game fucking over . Someone needs to bring out a game with a realistic medium. WTF did I just read there is nothign essential for redditors, but i suggest Emoji, and this: You don't get it. He put her name in the title so it would make sense as to why she put "beets by dre" on the jar lid. An-dre-a... Okay now this is back on track, I'll be quietly observing. More Karma 'then' you?! ಠ_ಠ Five straight hours Don't fuck it up. Tell her she's beautiful and shit. I remember seeing this in new yesterday Maybe you should grow up a bit? How do you even get in a relationship with someone when you would even consider acting like that? Looks like nothings changed but the lighting You can pick almost anything and find plenty of people in the world who do it for fun or sport (what's the difference between fun and sport? ) Yeah, I'm going to go out on a limb and say that someone who says, "They just like attention, they'll put up with a lot to make you happy" is not in a healthy mindset I mean, setting cats on fire is one thing, but this? Seriously, some people really need to go see a doctor, get some help with the fact that they just don't feel emotional empathy for animals... As does every other fucking bank. Yes...science realy? Gotta love that slut shaming towards teenage girls... Ive been up for soo long! But I cant miss this "Hulk" dude's fight, and Sapps fight. Oh and Jennifer Lopez and LMFAO Guys please, don't downvote. He is the expert here. Now now you white people calling everything white. "...had bought a pizza crust a few nights before." I'm not saying killing them is right. I'm just saying I don't like those kinds of people. And you're right let's follow your trend of not following a trend too much glare in the photo. Proof of religious education or background? Because you type like a 14 year old. DX11; "Tessellation: disabled" I cried at the end Of Mice and Men a few times, even in high school. Flowers for Algernon always made me cry too, like when the kids piss on him and stuff. I got so sad and angry. That's probably why I get in anyone's face when they call someone retarded and they actually have a disability. I even pulled a knife on a guy once for it Granny Smith would have such an opinion, seeing as show she was obviously raised in a patriarchal, religious family. Venomous snake living on your property, clearly the best idea is to piss it off. "killed over 1,400 people and wounded 5,300 people to destroy a tunnel".... ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ If you don't know what this is, you're lucky. No response just a down vote? whoever feels like throwing me a normal scrap metal can have mine. I threw it in gift wrap for a trade that i got stood up on, and i wont need it. Just add me as: Rockt (Scrapbanking) In other words, "Gimme some karma." Sadly, you are one of many my friend…… . Wake up, smell that coffee, and enjoy the day! Is he still hung or is she unhung? A circular saw though, dude, wtf? I can't imagine coming back from that particular brand of batshit insane. I watched the clip and saw him moving his nubs and stuff and he seems pretty pleased. I, um, enjoy my legs kind of a lot and after working at a hospital for a while having a wheelchair isn't something I would like to do to myself. Especially with a circular saw Tom Woods? Wait a minute....the spell casting...the hate for Rolof..... I know, it's crazy. And from the first review ever written about them, they were compared to Radiohead Erm... ok firstly, you *seriously* want to use a book that's over 150 years old for **science**? I'm sure evolutionary biology hasn't improved at all since then... Starting to wonder if ents who've never grown think that weed buds are just prematurely picked pineapples Doesn't everyone do this Comic Sans? Really?! I would stop watching The Walking Dead if that was the case. It's freaking Darryl ლ( ლ) "unfortunetly" Copy and paste it to a keyboard shortcut. Now I type **lod** and get well at least you didn't tell anyone about it.... That was not jewelry. He said laid off, not fired. Then what did you mean by "illegal"? I'm gay and I'm so oddly okay with it too "greatest rapper of all time".... ..why did they need to open with a cow sticking its tongue in its nostril? Does it matter? When is the release date of Diablo 3? Could you imagine if they had named Gomez captain... ...In /r/askreddit My dad found out while unclogging the toilet after my idiot boyfriend flushed a condom. He brought the offending article to me draped over a pencil and asked, "Is this yours?" i see what you did there You. You are one of those people who log out. i hate how overused this face is. I have to say, on a side note, the reason for the Qur'an burnings was due to the fact that prisoners were using them to send secret messages back and forth. Once the guards had found out, they took what they could from the messages and burned them, to prevent further issues. Then, everyone gets up in arms because people burned a damn book. Seen plenty of books burned before myself, but I didn't decide the people who did it should be killed for it. Let alone if it was to protect their lives and do their DAMN JOB. YAY for heart disease!!!! I have that same station! And yes; my pandora does the same.. I work at a restaurant and I once saw a customer eat soup with his bare hands. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ So the family of the decapitated man sued for $150k while two people exposed to the beheading sued for $3m each. ** ** Well they did add new scopes, lasers, and flashlights.... The show's called The Power Puff Girls. Their names are Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup... How could you not know this? This will be my very first post. Kitties aren't supposed to smell like cigarets, their supposed to smell like kitties. "see's" I think it is Metal. Has a local man ... What kind of microwave *do you have?!* These delicious fuckers have caused me two microwave fires Yes. Looking pro is the only thing. What the fuuu- I like cats but I don't like you The first frame looks so real Alien blue on iPad has a button. It's glorious. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ penis flossing We require a video He talks about it all the time, it's on his Wikipedia entry, and in his book. Just saying >Edit: Also my dog comes in my room and spends hours licking the carpet. When I skimmed this and saw "10F" I was like , but then I read the whole thing. Great story, I know. excellent points. yeah, he wanted me to do sets of 20 squats putting my heels up on this plate since people can't do squats right apparently. I was like uh no I know how to do a squat that pretty much was my face the entire workout When I was younger I thought fetish meant you really hated something...so I told many people when I was in elementary school I had a foot fetish... Hey gaymers, what happened to being an open minded community? This made me extremely disappointed when I found out they were doing a buncha Beatles covers. My little sisters were watching it and were like "Look! Aren't those your favourite songs? Why aren't you watching this?!" I was just like " no." 22 second video, 15 second ad. ** ** How strange. My friend and I snuck into a film festival afterparty this past Friday, and pretended to have produced a film together. With enough alcohol surging through our bloodstream, we quickly came up with a title (Doctor Insomnia) and a story to go with it (chronicling a doctor that rapes people in their sleep).... Let's hope the coincidence ends with just the name. Never mind. I just bought one on eBay. Thanks! 64MB. NEVER OBSOLETE? > As a Brit- Apparently. So this whole time we were arguing about the same thing? lolwut When I was 17, my mom walked in (she didn't knock and my room door doesn't have a lock). So, acted like I was sleeping... Just laid on top of gf while inside her. My mom didn't say a word just closed the door. Says the person who uses the word 'stupidest' i have never seen that popsicle flavor at the store. Porn Content stolen from YouTube. I was fully expecting having to choose who fights in which situations.. e.g. choosing correctly for Aria's mercs by sending them to the front line to take the brunt of the attack with blood pack on the frontline, blue suns providing covering fire and flanking manouvers and eclipse supporting with tech and mechs from the rear... instead I got a 3-choice "push button for ending" I just pay for it ... $71 for three 50mg pills. No problem. ....literal or figurative shit? *You* *dont* *get* *it*? Yep, thanks to fake activism SOPA was stopped too no I'd help but that's defiantly not Spanish honest mistake though ಠ_ಠ ok I figured you were from far away, but she is from Garden Grove. All those '...' hard to throttle my data plan when i get no fucking service Not sure if Breaking Bad reference, or just saying it. Meta world peace It's hard to not have a formulaic plot, when your material *created* the formula for all science fiction adventure. I was all . It's also awesome and made my face all , cause wizards did it. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ 30 Amps ... bullshit, that kid would be dead or extremely injured. cool story, bro. ......... This is my family neither is your username Wow, didn't know r/beatingtrannies and r/beatingwomen existed until now. Good job reddit, you've built a stable community It isn't possible to touché this move learning to aquire a taste for beer, coffee, and pussy from your mother might be a tad awkward... thy bike frame shall **never** touch the ground My immune system destroys everything My OCD sister wanted to arrange my pillows Why are people downvoting this? A simple Google search proves I'm being helpful to this users post But all of the hate came from 4chan posts, like yourself... Liberal != liberal *You did this* As a Spaniard I am only afraid of our* being called Mexican country by an American Scumbag AMC: Hypes up preview of next episode and makes me sit through 15 minutes of the comic show and it's ten seconds of Carl talking… Oh god. ED is a scary place. She's laying in alot of bird shit >As a Spaniard, I am only afraid of our being called a Mexican country by Americans My god, my friend got a free one and I fixed it, (slipping pegs) then a different friend said she would trade me violin lessons for guitar lessons. Of course I said "YES!", then never heard from her about the topic again. ** ** Judging by your username, don't get any sperm in them. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ^ Wat. Decries apathy; comes to apathetic conclusion Am I the only one missing something here? He was 12, so yes. Early in the morning at 4:30 pm? Or a person I'm at 18% after 6.75 hours of standby and 2.6 hours of usage. So, no I know, I was like me too So wait the dude was like clinically insane? this would be good on /r/nosleep Can't this quote enough. This should've been inserted in the image: The first rule of Pokemon fight club is you don't talk about Pokemon fight club. whores* Great. Now I'm all scared of Daves. Ctrl + F-ed and no Harry Potter! I'm white too By the time it comes out Im gonna be so confused on wtf is going going on because of all the side games Why were you with a rapist in the middle of the night Glad Im not the only who this happens to One of my coworkers is going to get a big piece at a discounted price (I'd estimate at least 50% off, if not 75%) from a guy who apparently has a lot of experience already and is starting up his own shop. I asked him if he was going to tip the artist and he said "if he does a really fantastic job, I'll buy him a pack of beer." I'd give you an extra up-vote, were I able, for wanting to teach your children the basics of game-theory. More people need to understand this. Especially my 'wingmen' *puts the sun on ceiling above bed* Seriously? that's fucked up You almost need a whole hand to count them. That's how serious this is Well he certainly looks like he did it foreveralone...18.... As a PPC marketing professional I've noticed this happens more and more in our field. Its shitty... Main man? Yes, the picture is hot. But the title... I just noticed his other videos like "Mexican Strip Club" or "Jewish Titty Dance"... I fucking love my craft beer. What's amazing is I poked around that site for about 5 minutes and I still can't figure out where in the hell it's taking place at. I saw one mention of Tulsa, but that was mentioning the band that is organizing the festival...which is a month away. Is this disposable income from making meth, by chance? Do you really have to ask no comprende. Repost Read previous posts. This made me wonder what the combined box office on the films *John Q* and *Coach Carter* is... looks to be about $147 million. The public is a fickle mistress holy monkey titties Why? Same difference! Naw man most pub AM's dont even pick up Spell shield until they've maxed blink and mana break or some stupid shit like that We get good, then fucking Peyton Manning comes in to the NFC West so we can be awful again. Oh god why yea. That's when my inner Fry kicked in. yah the troubleshooter just goes "Yup, there's a problem!" thanks windows, glad you noticed ... the only thing i haven't done with their utility is finding out where the hell its located so i can disable it on start.. also its got TWO places.. a switch on the front of the laptop, plus wcourier.exe in the task monitor pic i showed. BUT that is not located in msconfig under startup or services (nor is it in any startup folder) tho I do know where that exe is located to run manually. But just turning it off doesn't seem to do squat. I'm damned near convinced its a conflict.. but fuck me if i know where it is You will be targeted for lovemaking. fear not. I know a period is a full stop but still dereck lowe Most disturbing thing about this video? "We have rights now; Obama is president." ... You're lucky I'm white, motherfucker :| that's the only reason any upvotes were had "this is going on failbook" ALL THIS KARMA LOST ლ( ლ) Except, it's probably going to be $5-10 for each new character. The number of men with penis piercings will skyrocket because of you I have the weirdest boner. >another gem from him: He thinks one armed pullups are the ones you do when you grip one arm with the other. When I explained what they actually are, he said that he's never ever seen one done before. Saw all of this CommanderRoot stuff, went to his Battlelog Profile and hooah'd him. Turns out he beat me to it by two weeks! Can't tell if funny .... or viral marketing. 4gate Idid you not know the world is backward. Do not question the all mighty atheist. Hopefully whilst making eye contact with him constantly detox... No wonder. You are almost naked. > No. I hate you both I swear this was photoshopped But takes off 51% of a Machoke's energy with Facade. Fatty. Nice thought out response... If you want to debate please bring facts. Simply throwing out insults makes you look like an a$$. You shouldn't be on reddit in traffic Not sure if sarcastic, or I made a lucky guess while trying to be an idiot... Are you trying to make a cat stew? If only it was just 'circle'jerking over there. that's what i suspected Are they going to ban coat hangars too? Have you actually seen that rule being broken? I have it, but I'm more interested in the missing Datapad. Dead baby joke Good men come out of them too Not one mention while scrolling around, I saw Santorum though No need to be condescending, I've seen almost every trek episode except for ENT as well as every film, and I've probably seen the new film ST09 at least 5 times. I clearly stated here that its a great action film (and I freakin' love the scene where the Enterprise pops out of warp to save young Spock), but that as a Trek film, it failed entirely. Traditional concept of the Federation replaced with some sort of quasi-military bull, Vulcan destroyed, Romulus destroyed, some student suddenly hijacks a flagship (Although there was that one time Wesley took control of Enterprise-D, at least they didn't let him keep the command ), product placement? Please. Alt universes are fun for minor story arcs in the series, but as the premise of an entire film? This is reaching. Dinner last night with family, a couple had just started doing P90X and busted out 12lb dumbells. Everyone was flipping shit and I was just . Containing my laughter was difficult. I felt so cool when I noticed the 'Retweeted by Adolf Hitler' part. I was all set to go rock the comments, but then I remembered that I am on Reddit and everyone has already seen it. This is literally the dumbest fucking thing I think I've ever heard. Seriously? A hammer and a nail? SERIOUSLY?! Sounds kind of like motion comics. I hate motion comics. My cat's name is Little Pickle You *bastard*. How do you remember your username. That's why we don't touch posts. The more terrible the better! Oh, this is a girl. I'm a guy. Also she's 18 . There are spiders and little crabs everywhere. chesticles Thank you. Didn't exactly want to say "big, hard, throbbing cock" after every second word. Thanks for being a good driver Hadlockk. There's a lot of idiots out there, as demonstrated in this thread. St. Pattys Day Serving the condiments in their original containers pretty much guarantees having the spoons, knives, and peoples' fingers cross-contaminating all over the place. Mayonnaise in the ketchup! Ketchup in the mustard! Pickle juice in all the things! Far better to toss a small amount of each than the whole container' IMHO:) That jacket..... But the top comment is Hobbes the tiger... My friend spits hatred for them, because his dad has the Galaxy Ace Cos that totally looks like Horde symbol ? You were planning on spending x amount, your fiancée (apparently out of her own accord) opted for a lesser amount, yet you're upset she didn't forgo it altogether? I'll never understand college students. They put off learning the material until the week before the exam and put off getting their testing materials until the day of the exam... That.... was ***Madara's*** voice?.. >Respecto a lo de la cagada (porque se que son unos pinches chismosos y esa es la parte que les interesa ), The UN has a Torture Chief? ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ My teacher are missing something...yeah I'd say so. No amount of money can make up for what was done to the Aboriginal people, but it at least helps them get on even footing with everyone else. How long should it go on? How about when they get their land back? Is it just me or do the rest of the games look like they have a target age group of 6-12 ...... Most of my friends do. And they quote it all the time... "I understand but you do know I'm just guy here for the Taco extreme deal? I don't represent America or anything. Please just give me my order." (This could take all night...) Well that is a matter of opinion. I agree with you, but Ron Paul wants abortion to be up to the states, so they could do a lot more than just the birth control bill, they could ban certain forms of contraception. Some people think that would be a good thing, and that is what they actually are fighting for (santorum, i'm looking at you ). Hungry poltergeist TIL that in some places in the US you can be sued for saving someones life, by the person you saved... Flat tire, fake weight, directed by Michael Bay... I thought that was everyday. Funny story, he actually stated that the Koran says inside it that Muslims hate Christians... im also thinking on buying this bundle. but for me the price would be the same, but in euro . still worth it? educated advice: you WILL become a competition bodybuilder overnight, but only if you are a woman. He's got my vote. Well for now... Pretty cool how people downvote pointing out graphically superior original sources with sound. She'll be annoyed that you keep asking what's wrong This made me realize that BF3 still needs allot of work. How long since the last patch? This happened a couple years ago in a small town in Iceland and I actually witnessed it and later it was on the news. Apparently a group of really bored teenagers went to a empty parking lot where one of the guys there proceeded to set himself on fire ( ). After a couple of seconds a buddy of his put the fire out with a fire extinguisher and high fives were had all around. I think elastic-craptastic stores his snacks elsewhere... Commenting so that if the book doesn't meet the incredible high standard you've set I know how to find you . Thank you...but this is an original story of course... The new soul caliber was £69 in the game near me. Not even a special edition Please, no Gaymers cider. Seriously. You are not suddenlyboobs. I'm not sure I can trust you with the distribution of fine titties. Your mom. Now I can't unsee that "It's just a phase". One does not simply "go back" to Christianity. Its like believing in Santa for a second time. Says $50 My face when I assumed you bought it: MGM Same problem here. But I have the added issue of not keeping track of what blade I used during the previous week. Now that I think about it, its quite possible I haven't noticed that the names could be inscribed on the blade. We had cow patty bingo in my hometown too. My mom was the one who organized it . My sister and I made flyers for it. He does That look is great. It's like she's 'ing herself. Don't ride right now, but used a bike daily in UCity last year. I don't have an accident story, but I do feel strongly about one thing: Cyclists can be as much to blame for dangerous accidents as drivers. I watched way too many kids riding on sidewalks, on the wrong side of the street, ***listening to headphones*** , not wearing helmets, etc. to be deluded into total pro-biker prejudice. I approach bikes the same way I approach driving. Follow the rules, be alert, and don't assume competence or respect from other commuters. ARE ALL OF YOUR POSTS JUST A BUNCH OF 'S? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ !!!! He was only using her for her body, literally. I live half a mile from that KFC. You do not know what you've done. Please have the decency to have the IT guy fix it. you can't always get what you want... ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ If it is an internal name, not really. Changing it to BHA is a childish action though. (setq initial-scratch-message " ") ;; empty out the comments on the scratch buffer, (i hate that text) Ned gets beheaded!? Thanks for the spoiler alert, asshole. Tyler Zeller pictured for Duke: Jeremiah Rivers pictured for Indiana Kelsey Barlow pictured for Purdue: Dude, just get her to put in a tampon! All of your problems solved, and stories like these never have to happen again. is it just me or is she making the face? Focus confirm beep Kesha makes me throw up in my mouth in public and then have to swallow it back down so I do not vomit on anyone around me. Whats with the paper tape? Mine came with three of those. But, it says Snapple on the bottle. Eww Half eaten spaghetti. All. Over. My iPad. If it hit hard enough to cause that kind of damage, wouldn't the impact area be quite swollen as well?? I don't see any swelling. Snooki , Romney , Santorum , Tumblr , Rush Limbaugh, , Star Wars prequels , Kony , Palin , My name is Emma Every time I masturbate, guess who decides to pop into my head? Not sure what you mean.^Tempest^Janna^turns^me^on My face is forever stuck like this --> The fucking fighting one Except alcohol isn't bad for you in moderation. On a fire door: Do not use when on fire Almost as bad as the guy last year selling the URL to the apple store page for the iPad 2. Said something like "the winner of this auction will receive a link to the apple store and instructions on how to click it". LOTR is on there twice. Yeah only if you get the $20 DLC called Mass Effect 2.... ** ** Dotted lines blow your mind. Get out much? 10,000?? That's.... ***OVER NINE THOOUUUSAAAAAAAND!!!*** How did you picture that when it was different in the book? See FreeDirt's comment. A friend? Yeah .. ever since that duck rape thread, this is my expression towards any duck thread. Fucking Alien Blue... Those waste tubes. It's always the racist grandma... What did I just read. Just...I mean...I have no words. Automatic I upvoted you for expressing your opinion, but I made this face while doing it. I knew this was going to be the top reply to the top comment... its good to know that Jr. led 70 of the first 73 races (see caption) 13? And they ask why we criticize religion I read it as "recycled pets" at first. That wasnt drunk speak Hmm. Probably should've mentioned I'm actually 14. And cause you asked, I'm in Quebec. uh no, actually that is the post i was referring to. I grew up in flagstaff I also drove a refueling truck at that airport for a couple years. The hatred overflows No you were horny Calling it a "high score" is really fucked up ** ** On 9gag first!!!!! . Well Rondo did put up historic numbers against him… My god, I could rant endlessly about everything that was wrong with the movies. The first two were alright, but the others I barely bothered to watch. Of course, I watched the last two, and they were a huge disappointment I honestly don't understand what was going through the director's mind. How about we explain who Ariana was, or add on Kreacher's tale? ... Nah! Better use those precious minutes to have Neville dumbly yell at the Death Eaters, or insert other random stupidly comic relief scenes. I just would like to add that i read all your comments on this post and as a 26yr old woman it upsets me to see how inhumane you refer to other peoples issues. Not saying either side is right or wrong, thats not my point. If i didnt have access to birth control i'd have lost my reproductive organs long ago. If it wasn't called birth control this never would have become a national issue. My money hasn't changed clearly in high school, so definately a minor. Irony overload... Cannot compute I feel like calling them and telling them that I have been a bad little sinful atheist, that needs to be punished with a wip...... I remember when his team ended our undefeated season in 2011... Are you my husband? He said this to me yesterday when I got up at 4.04am to get the baby. > Then again, life in general would be much easier if everyone followed that simple rule. Apple lies and gets away with it. ** ** Fuuuuu yeah guy I THINK HIS PEN IS BLACK Nice pass Webster And you would know how? My cat just taps my arm while I'm playing and gives me those "Pet me please!" eyes. If I ignore her, she jumps on top of the computer and sits smack in front of my monitor and stares at me like this: Read name as BrokenCock69. Eat plenty of meat ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ No mobile Wow. How fucked up are you? If you want to get in a fight, go somewhere else, and if you're just being an ass, feel free to get the fuck out. Thanks. That evil spot where chin meets neck Ya, it did. I still felt uneasy at first, but I was just like, "Egh, fuck it. " Taena's swamp "Some many" When Arya meets him and he changes his face to a skull with a worm coming out of one eye and Arya just plucks it and tries to eat it that was pretty fucked up, that was the Kindly Man, right? At first I was like ... then I realized that was a hose and not someone peeing on them Nice try, *Swiffer* Nope. ┌( )┘ Hey, what after argument! You really added to the conversation! Wtf username... Not ok. I'm Hispanic and can't do that properly. It's embarrassing. Ninjas. Only 50% of European women shave their legs?? Why would he share his cell number? 9, I'm 26 though AREDELINE ... Playing with and AD carry that doesn't know how to last hit and then continued on to yell at me when I started last hitting. Obviously we lost the lane and throughout the game the AD carry constantly blamed it on the fact that I was "stealing all his farm". Aren't they a little old to be acting like college douchebags? Top comment: "Red panda please fuk me" Not my 32gb 3GS... I've seen this exact combination of gif post and comment. Space....Dicks.... Uh... There's a homegirl there. Just sayin'. Because I wanted to see that. Same happened with my birth video. Except it was with porn Yes, your cat did that... Im so lucky the bottom of my feet are all callused up from years of walking around bear footed Well, fuck. CFA Level II candidate here... There already appear to be many things on this subreddit that would be violations of the ethical standards of the CFA program... This girl I've been hanging out with keeps making forever alone jokes even after she rejected me. At first I read "butter" as "metal." I was like... That did not reminds me of goatse at all. I know, you need to stop, I think we ran out and you just keep hitting refresh hoping we can upload more, but finding women who can fit 3 Pringles cans worth of horse penis into them takes time. ლ( ლ) Stock cpu cooler Whenever someone brings up irish car bombs I give them a and tell them "STOP DISRESPECTING THE ALCOHOL." Lucky he fit. You accidentally put your ca,era on a tripod, changed the settings and sat there as it took the picture? This is a great photo, but I really don't think it's accidental. yeah I am trying to refrain from sounding like a douche about pointing that sort of thing out, but insulin a vital fluid? *** *** I couldn't finish the game, watched my friend finish it. My sanity couldn't take it anymore I literally just watched this movie for the first time. Just now. Stop embarrassing yourself Oh god... why am I not suprised something as kitsch as this made it to the front page Bovine suicide is a total riot! What is a wife beater ? Damn you... Just walked into cinema 18 , yup free thanks. Try being an Australian born German. Instead of goose stepping it's roo hopping or bear dropping If you don't want to see period jokes, go *anywhere* else on reddit. It's not rocket science. Dat username Dexter's opening sequence. get a sense of humour . ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ It makes it sound likes a game though You've removed a comment wishing a particular action against one person, yet you'd like to see that same action taken upon them? You're not being a particularly good role model. I didn't have anything to post when I came in, but now I'm afraid of meeting any of you; for fear of accidentally giving you a heart attack Only on the Dream World. Sorry to say it bro, money counts and he blew it. What the fuck Hey the Alabama governor Pee into a water server while in session. You have to go you have to go. Does it fix attenagate (sp). ? last saturday i heard a dumb akali saying for me (as sona): "dont buy wards, we dont need that". then proceed to flamme the entire team, and next said "YOU SONA IS USELESS, YOU HAVENT KILL SOMEONE YET!" (i was 1/3/8, laning phase). someone on my team said i was supporting, then she said "NOT ENOUGH ASSISTENCE".well, ಠ_ಠ . (sry for my english, it's not my native language). counter clerk: I first read this as "Dat Embryo. That is all." and I was like, . why didn't my cakeday frontpage? Indoctrination makes you stupid. You are of normal intelligence before indoctrination * your reply makes no sense* ಠ_ಠ, indeed. nothing here. I went to a zoo once where they had a few Bison. During a tour, the guide said something along the lines of, "We need to protect the Bison, since they were almost driven to extinction through extensive hunting." After the tour ended, I walked by a Bison Burger stand. this is amazing Where is this tendon located? That's exactly how Jersey people feel about y'all being in the left lane on the highway, going 60 mph. Can we stop grouping stupid people in with the people that actually have common sense? The idiots that people feel the need to use as poster boys for religion make the whole Christian demographic look bad. Same for pretty much every other group that unfortunately attract the weirdos. Seems like common sense is the universal divider now. That's...depressing. Anyone else notice the link at the bottom of the page that says "How Do My Genitals Look Today"? > > Yeah, could be. I've never, ever initiated romance with him but he keeps hitting me. You can see the wrapper staying within the car i visited this bridge with my hungarian friend over the summer. he told me it was the most popular bridge to commit suicide on, because its so easy to climb up to the top. i was all like, "but what will that little extra distance do, you'll die when you hit the water anyway" and he was all like, "no, they jump from the top of the bridge on to the cement" and i was all like, " " Damn you. NOT AGAIN. Yeah, six episodes seasons used to be awesome. On Metro a friend and I both shot at the same group with the M320, he got the triple kills. I got 100, 100, 93 for the kill assists. No golden eye? Aaaah, that grammar. Little guy is too young for that, at least I think. But if you're gonna run/sprint with him or whatever keep it in the grass. Might still get arthritis anyway though... Who knows *Posts*, ##**ಠ_^ಠ_^ಠ_^ಠ_^ಠ_^ಠ_^ಠ_^ಠ_^ಠ_^ಠ_^ಠ_^ಠ_^ಠ_^ಠ_^ಠ_^ಠ_^ಠ_^ಠ_^ ** Leave it to a German to be so excited to see people explode into bloody gore-chunks This is like...the opposite of funny. yes, because all people that are depressed feel that way because they're fat. As opposed to simply saying "aliens did it," which is effectively the same as saying "god did it." We don't talk about those things around here. My nipples get whipped raw, dying later of infection. Well, obviously you need to make an honest man out him >The answer was "Magnet" Make the face 2 inches from the face of the nearest female. Make sure to block the movie. Foolproof. guys just end up thinking you are crazy or a raging whore. i have abandoned this method for the most part. ლ( ლ) Ummm.. ** ** I die by getting something inserted in my nose Haven't heard that one before How to take a screenshot.... Really? i want to touch you? Milk, I can't stand the stuff. I accidentally drink some, I spit it straight back out, I can't stand holding the carton, I hate the look I it. I don't FEAR it but I HATE it. One April Fools Day, I wake up and go downstairs for a drink of orange juice, my brother has already made a drink for me...I drink it and puke because I was to tired to realise it was milk ...is it just me or does it seem that this implies that only Redditors can make puns? It's a fair price, you are trying to sell keys for $2.20 Safe.. *** *** Read this as "I was raised/rehabilitated by a wide variety of animals" I don't understand what this response has to do with my . Here, have more: ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ I suddenly become a dog and then doze of in a wok Throat Coat eh? Too many pple would talk at the same time about how they haven't gotten laid in a long time maybe the slur is why you get downvoted **ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ** I need that for my whole house I'm more curious as to how she has your whole penis in her mouth while you're having sex. I expect better from a future mechanical engineer I was being melodramatic. It would be more of a and a comment about how he must know a lot about sluts because clearly prostitutes are the only women who would be willing to sleep with him, or something along those lines. Wow my wi-fi sucks. I finished pooping before this loaded. I agree. But also think that the lack of understanding between the two cultures and just plain bad attitudes are reasons why you don't see that many Western women going after Japanese guys, let alone Asian guys. I remember being in Thailand a while back overhearing a conversation between a couple of Western women who were staying in Thailand where they were talking about how it was so hard to meet guys in Thailand, let alone Asia. Yet at the same time, they started cracking jokes about Asian guys being this and Asian guys being that. It's quite absurd and a bit sad at the same time, knowing that these same women who complain about not finding guys in Asia that they're into meant Western guys in Asia. As in other Expats. Hello new fear Douché Doonesbury isn't funny ..has a dirty keyboard Gunpowder (kartoos translated from Urdu/Hindi) Is this *really* your Mitt Romney novelty account? Because if so.... Screw you Australia. Good one, but The kind of government that has nationalised healthcare also tends to tax the shit out of anything it deems unhealthy. Looking at you Britain . Im pretty sure thats my cousin.... i can do that but then you would have to afford me a couch indefinitely as my wife will be trying to cut my balls off...or something along that line of violence Much more than a few. There are references all over the place. Only because ~~reddit~~ people seem unwilling to accept the fact that we exist. > What was it? I made the chin and nose smaller but I've only ever drew males, so I'm not quite sure how female faces are different other than them. Just out of curiosity, can "할까요? = shall we do it? ಠ_ಠ" be used in the way that the face implies? That number was extremely difficult to locate on the page, even after you told me it was there My grandmother actually WANTS me to do that. I told her no way. I'm not going to make her into a ring, then every single time I look at it I'll be thinking.. "That is my grandmother.." This novelty account gives futurama a bad name he divided by zero My home town made it on Reddit, for a failed porn store robbery GET OUT He's calling us swine. Canabus a Friend of mine (german) thought these things are for washing your feet after a day at the beach...he was totally serious. [](/spikewtf) Well those are wasps Nothing forwards or backwards. I kicked the shit out of Hydreigon. But that god damn milktank fuck that thing. Yeah I CANT WAIT until I can go to costco and buy a 50lb bail of swag... and I hope Phillip Morris wipes out all the genetic diversity and buys thousands of acres in Mendocino. . Use your brain OP. Really? Twinkies What the fuck is wrong with everyone's head in these posters? > So any utilities that charge extra for the ability to pay online ( ) I can use this service for and save some cash. ಠ_ಠ You need a re-entry license. Wow the southern lights are so awesome! lists 'your love' twice... Dude, IMDb was one of the first apps I got when I got my phone. Alien Blue was obtained shortly after finding reddit. One of the lovely things I just noticed today are the options above this post reply box. There's even a button for look of disapproval. . I had a traumatic experience in Safeway's as a child. I'm glad it's gone. doesn't that mean he didn't wipe? Taken... by Satan . Definitely hot though. And I just bought spooky GP on Sunday. I didn't get drunk on mine. My boyfriend got me into it, made me watch Con Air.. I bet he's lurking around here somewhere Lol death pointಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ideological support for government regulation of healthcare = slutty demand that taxpayers be responsible for medical supplies. LOOKS LIKE YOU GUYS ARE TAKING AWAY GRUBBS INSTEAD! But I'm shitting Thats not what you said. Most people would learn after the first time This is like the fourth one of these I've seen He's a decent top. He's not up there anymore like he used to be but he's still a solid top. The remake on his E is really nice against certain tops like Tryn as you said. You dive him with your ult when he's low and he dodges it all and stuns you. As you run away he Leap Strikes onto you for the kill. He's a much better jungler than he is top really. His ganks are great. Jumps out of nowhere and grab a stun. But all that aside, he's a pretty solid choice now, but imagine if he had a real weapon Same here LOL really. 5 is safe. What if the opposing 5 are bots in disguise it's all a hoax What a mature way to handle criticism Please don't hijack you can have it though, someone else offered me a better deal (: t Yeah, definitely… they haven't destroyed us by 35+ twice this season. They don't use AKs Carmelo and Amare both making more than LeBron... sounds like a good idea, too bad america will never use it And that's yet to be proven. Supposedly only family and friends have heard it. Aaaaand I'm on alien blue. Spoiler mark is just high-lighted in blue for me. Was going to watch the movie this weekend. Exactly like that! ... So.. You just included another year... I don't have enough keys on my keyboard to type all the I want to type Seen many of women with mustaches. I hate that song. filters are the best. Especially if you're smoking with people who constantly feel the need to drench there lips in moisture before taking hits I am a nerd good sir, and had to fulfill my need to complete glorious homework... SIGH Yeah. And I love the feeling I get when they read it and then ignore the crap out of it. I'M IN THE SAME ROOM WITH YOU! I CAN SEE YOU! AND IT WAS A VERY WITTY TEXT! raisin chocolate chip cookies are the best cookies But is inaccurate unless you actually studied to be a software engineer Funnyjunk? Finskt? Most irrelevant, unimportant thing I've ever read in my life. Do you or someone else using urxvt know what font I need to use in order to properly display the look of disapproval ( )? I know `ttf-indic-otf` is the package I needed to get it working in firfox, but I'm not sure which font in that package it is. `pacman -Ql ttf-indic-otf` gives: 1) They have before now as well 2) You have adblock I was definitely going over reddit with my girlfriend and she said china and clearly didnt know it was japan. I've been perusing through that and they take shit out of context so hard. I mean, yeah, Christians do that a lot too, but.. it's a bit hypocritical, such as the verse that states not to let your neighbors ox or sheep get lost, and they translate it into protecting all of your neighbors animals from harm . Totally what he was implying. Haha this happened to me a few weeks back. I went to jump down onto the ground from a building, and Ezio got stuck between two walls...Then it kind of sucked him down. Really weird of all the cars, they choose 91 Honda Accord ლ( ლ) air ball by Murphy ( ) In one video on Obama, he said Obama is a communist because with the Islamic brotherhood . On his channel under schools it says "Bible is the only curriculum". Have fun getting a job, buddy! St *Paddy's* I was born in the 70's. I was 20 when OK Computer came out. Not sure how you figure that I'm too old to be a fan since I just saw them for the 4th time... Well that was somewhat disturbing. Without context, that sentence gets this: that was probably me who sent you that haha I love it when flax pancakes get hot with each other. (<--- ) I'm not saying you dont have a right to vote... ! What I'm saying is that what's the point of voting on something you don't play on? Good luck running your own server! (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ [](/b17 " ") [](/b38 "No, I didn't mean it like that. Look: Metal Gear is, like, a nuke-launching thing and I need you to become a legitimate character from now on, okay?") I'm a guy. He is enlisting high schoolers too I'm glad to be alive. Wait I'm in the wrong dream. i thought it was pretty clear. 'women or something.' im not trying to be a dick, im just not gonna deny that i have some pretty strong misogynistic feelings and reddit's humour lines up nicely for me. i would never go out of my way to harm or inconvenience someone for being a woman. Edit*<=nor would i allow harm to come by inaction yadayada you get the drift. but just know, i don't approve . My gramps smoked weed and died. enough proof for me. How else would we have all this Swiss cheese [](/ilovethebeefytaco) It's like I a taco within a taco within a Taco Bell Finally someone that understands my pain.....and that's me living in the south..TN.... Here ya go... An MP can have worse vision than an infantry soldier? "Gaming name" ... Drugs. DEAR GOD WHY?! I GOOGLED IT BECAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANT Mother of Zeus I need one of those..... So many familiar names. . ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ He can't die yet, we need him to reunite with his bro first My buddy and I were sitting in our dorm common room one night having a few beers and watching football. Our door to the hallway was open because we were pretty friendly with the neighbors. This guy who neither of us have ever seen before stumbles in, obviously trashed, slumps down in the nearest chair and says "I don't care how Baptist she is. If that bitch gets pregnant, I'm going after her with a fucking hanger!" I don't think the point is to conceal the compartment. It would be really easy to make a bottle with a hidden compartment (see any weed site). The point is to make it easy to keep your cash, card, car key, and/or locker key with you. Try running in gym shorts with keys in your pocket...fucking annoying Muk = Great! Can't wait................ Why are people suggesting chromatography and mass spectrometry? I hope you aren't putting your foods on a sesame seed bun *aren't Right, century-old technology is worthless. This is why we've banned automobiles. "Jack Hoff". I don't date outside my race because some customs I just can't get used to, and I don't like it when I'm the only white guy there >.> really awkward when you get stuck with a bunch of giggling asian girls speaking another language... And then your girlfriend wont tell you what they were talking about. Nice ploy to get nicks of all the single ladies. that was one juicy fly Here's another one: Just because someone is nerdy doesn't mean that they have no hygiene seriously 4 days that's disgusting. Don't tell me what I can and can't use you know you could have just posted this in the Caption this thread..... How do I add Medicare has to cut corners somewhere... I have a 'special' account made me lol, I was thinking about trying to find a clever way to say it, but instead went for the and you can never walk on it, or let anyone walk on it, and in the end you just end up with a bunch of unusable floor space. I've never had a bear skin rug (illegal in my state to get the cheapest ones, I'd have to get a fuckin' polar bear if I wanted one), but I buy and sell taxidermy skins and keep my favorites, so now my entire floorspace in my room is taken up by a lion, a tiger, a leopard and a buffalo and I'm like... Worst movie of all time... 63% "fresh" rating on Rotten Tomatoes ** ** I like how the actual bible verses are worse than what's written on the sign, ie getting stoned to death. . you make it seem like The Facebook Company controls whats posted on their social network with millions of users no you're not fat So NDT did the DP show? No Giroux or Crosby Yes, chicken periods. Didn't put me off my food, but grosses me out every time there's actually a little bit of blood in it I like how the desktop want from Win 7 to the XP theme . That second apostrophe... ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ All ages Then I put Plan B into effect. Well, I browse reddit from my phone, so I have to type a shortcut to make . So basically, yes. First you say people are equal. Then you say that people are treated unequally. I know it looks crazy... But Anchorage is the big freight hub for things coming from china. And if I remember correctly Louisville is a big sorting HQ for UPS. I feel your pain though: when I preordered my 4S it was in Anchorage, then went to Louisville, and then came to me. I live in Anchorage, AK. (I'm sure it's more efficient to sort that way in those quantities). I had forgotten how horrible those shorts were. That was one of the brand new not even 3 week old busses Oh god someone tell me what it is! Ooookay DPadGamer: @3:54 thats not how explaining things works. And OP, the reason i would agree with the change in hair (though it is definitely epic ^ . ^, is that it gives you a kind of cherubish look and exaggerates the roundness of your face. This is in an evolutionary sense, related to infancy, which many think of as cute but definitely not sexy (people attracted to infants tended not to be a favorite with natural selection, curiously enough) a shorter haircut would likely take some of the emphasis off the roundness of your face, and could likely make things appear more geometric and exaggerate sharper features of yours, which is associated with masculinity and post-pubescence, and manly is only a hop skip and a jump from sexy :D ... ... Wut? I also gave myself a when i noticed that i DID in fact skip. It was an accident, but also, you should notice StackedCrooked's comment about Leprechaun. All I can think of is.... What did I just watch . "Skyrim (a new release for World of Warcraft)" Investigative journalism at it's best! I just liked how I read this entire thing on what freaky being from the deep it could be, then at the very end they throw in "Or some people say its just a bunch of whales". Illegality has nothing to do with it Actually it's where they throw rocks at you until you die He literally told him to brainwash himself... I was going to post this Calm down. She just made a face, nothing more. You're overreacting to an attitude that isn't even there. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ 6 DAYS SEVEN NIGHTS! Or wash its hands. ಠ_ಠ Are you suggesting that it is too difficult for someone who wants to be a part of that sub-reddit to click on it themselves? That's it, isn't it?! Reddit made everyone a member because atheists are unable to click a simple button... That line goes both ways. Give them all the rights! Except the ones that require input on their end. Guys can keep those. Really. You should probably not play Minecraft if you are looking to simulate real life. Note: Had the bottle been full, it would have ~~spilled~~ failed. Did you know Cirque du Soleil's American tour t-shirts are made in sweat shops... in Los Angeles? Hey! I need that tap next week! Dude, don't be dissin' the post-modern post-apocalyptic pessimistic overtones of mah Pokeymans Talib Kweli - West Coast Oh, definitely. To be honest, I haven't ever laughed at anything I've seen on reddit. The things people apparently die laughing to just cause me to go "k" or just think it's ever so slightly humorous and just that. On 4chan, however, I cannot count the number of times I have laughed. The stereotypes about 4chan's humor and 4chan in general on reddit isn't really applicable. From what I've seen from all of my time lurking (and also without an account), a lot of reddit's "humor" is just reaction videos such as familyguyostrichhaha.avi, novelty accounts (the worst), the face spammed, puns of puns of puns that aren't funny at all, passive aggression against women, and all kinds of variations of shitposting. And reddit thinks 4chan is bad... I see a lot more shitposting on reddit than the boards I frequently lurk on 4chan. For the record, I haven't lurked /b/ in a very long time, so I wouldn't know what the board a strange percentage of reddit thinks is "4chan" has these days, but back then I still found hilarious things within the shitposting in the "old /b/." That "glorious" post on the Rampart AMA with all of those .gif images calling out Woody Harrelson as some sexual deviant (or rapist/pedophile, I forget) was one of the "great posts" that stood out to me as a shitpost trying too hard to be funny. Then again, my sense of humor is pretty hard to soothe. I didn't know they sold kids that fit at all. seek help brad It wants to live! ...and FEED I bet she has a frog in her throat... I had to deal with a couple of foul mouthed young adults(I'm 21), I just simply responded in a calmly manner and jokingly agreeing with the insults and it's surprising how these types of people become insulted or offended if you're not offended by their insults Stephano listed as French I really hope your being sarcastic Wordart Seriously? oh god i didn't even spot that before I thought they had to label this stuff already! Eek! No it's not That's ridiculous. I got the same mouse yesterday and it cost me $59.99 +tax and shipping (Canada) . Also, I thought it was huge, but I do have girl hands because I am a girl. VIN number - Vehicle Identification Number Number. How about raising #7 for Tim Horton? At least he hoisted a cup. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ One thing I'm wondering. Will the pre purchase digital edition have the same price of the common digital editions? Paying an extra USD20 for the deluxe edition don't sound like a good deal for me so right now I'm sticking with the regular pre purchase digital edition. If the non pre purchase version is cheaper then maybe I will consider buying the simplest version. I'm broke right now . In my math course in university, I just finished learning about Dimensional Analysis. Basically, it's converting from one SI unit to another When I voted, this match-up was at about 45,000 votes. All others were around 30,000 My dealer sucks balls. All I get from him is normal orgies. Because you know you hate it when your cables get a virus. It's nice... Real nice, until you really need it. Then they shove a 12-inch rape-stick up your ass and dig out every penny you never had and say "it's not our problem, you're not covered." Gotcha, thanks. I tried googling it and got a ton of fan fics instead Does display properly in urxvt with that font? you win this one I had heard prior to ME3's release that it would be featuring fem-Shep for trailers and the case cover art. Obviously that didn't happen. What a disappointment. ಠ ಠ Apparently you can't use YouTube to check the endings. Yes... the one that's texting... Nope, cant. Well, at least in Greece it cant be a show You didn't think to buy apple care that covers 3 years of parts and anything that goes wrong on a $1300 laptop? Biggie and Rakim are in the "dirty south" category? how do you even ride a fruit? Does anyone have a TL;DR they could give me about this whole situation? I have never understood this conflict And red should be . Conformity.... Commence!!! The Sci-Fi channel too. Oh sorry, that's Syfy now. Your scaring me shitless. Last time I went to the range I found out afterwards I was out of cleaning pads and my dad just ran the boresnake through and called it fine. It was a .22 boresnake. Don't you mean which sites the FBI is telling Sabu to tell Lulzsec to hack next? 2 hours to write, 18 hours to debug, 2 errors. pointers Reporting back. Truefitt and Hill pre-shave oil and Col. Conks lime. It was awesome. Why would you do this to me, I have spent far more than I should have already on shaving stuff, and I only started in December. I thought the same thing to myself when I read somewhere that funimation was doing the dbz dub and they cited the fact that the show was featured on wb or wgn, or whatever it was at the time, and therefore needed to be censored more heavily for network television, rather than keep all the blood and what not for cartoon network. Later that night I watched an episode of X-files on Fox where a man pulls out his still beating heart Food Network's programming has been deteriorating recently though. I mean, Fat Chef? Come on. Living in America, most people I know think they don't have an "accent". They think an accent is something that only "foreign people" have. Not only ignore, but when they do (rarely) talk about them, they have absolutely no clue what they're saying. "Here in the 2nd quarter the Stars shoot the puck and it goes in!" Those...black people on my iphone, I have a custom autocorrect to replace "reddang" (reddit angry) with i hope this isn't a serious inquiry god, you just know he uses frag rounds definitely a repost from like a week ago Repackaged a few years later with annoying aliens So you claim it's overrated then recommend they go to the place that uses a smoker instead of a real wood fire... Yeah, I figured as much. It was kinda creepy to look up and see Steve's face coming out of your friend Pet peeve the kid is one year old, the 12 months is unnecessary... Other than that cutemkid :) >This is sculpted out of marble I've almost been rear-ended, while biking, by another biker who doesn't feel it's necessary or appropriate to even slow down at a stop sign. Then, as they swerve and go by, they look at me like I've done something wrong. Yeah. I reposted it after seeing it got removed, and it was gone within five minutes. How does a 12 year old have enough kissing experience to discern a good and bad kiss? How dare you call malwarebytes crap? Yes. But without SyFy, how ever am I going to watch WWE SmackDown? It's pronounced "tomato" And don't forget to mention that the airplane was flying at twice the height of the towers. Yeah. TOTALLY prophetic! If that girl lived in the current western culture she would be depressed about her "fat tummy" and "wide thighs" Thanks Dave... (╯ ）╯ ┻━┻ 凸( メ)凸 But the difference is...you didn't think of it. That's like me saying "What's the big deal about Harry Potter? It's just a bunch of words. I could've written it." You couldn't have picked a better looking picture for pie? Yeah, he seems like he'd be a jerk IRL. you're right, i've never thought of writing messages on my calculator before > , otherwise known as the “look of disapproval,” is a character sequence commonly used as a reaction emoticon to express one’s disapproval or **disbelief**. I see no mention of algae based diesel production you had better be THE Scott summers …and now I hate my jungle house. Thanks. We got rules of time travel? 1. I based my comment on her comment before her edit, in which her response is only ಠ_ಠ". Now, in her edit, she said "I am not and never was upset by his response". That may be, but that contradicts her original post with . If she was not upset, then she shouldn't use the look of disapproval. It gives a confusing message. That's fine, but going back to what I said before, by using the , it came across as that she DID mind, and that by asking, she was looking for a fight. By looking at other replies to the OP's post, I am obviously not the only one that read it that way. from the link you provided: " , otherwise known as the “look of disapproval,” is a character sequence commonly used as a reaction emoticon to express one’s disapproval or **disbelief**." why the , it's more like ಠ.ಠ Indeed ! I loled, then I 'd Haha that's too perfect, I read somewhere they actually based stitch off a frenchie. Mine is Belle, though something like Tigger would suit her more because she is a bomb of energy. My mom calls her gonorrhea sometimes "because she's everywhere" >Sanctions are an act of war and don't you know that it's election season for everyone? "Mature content. Please sign in to view." What century does this judge live in? Spoken like someone who hasn't seen the show. Why do I understand this joke? I like both, but preferably not together. That'd be a bit awkward. Must. Edit. My. Class. Files. Now. 12 years old and has "emo" in name. Meta comment here: are we entering the realm of ironic looks of disapproval? I'm so confused. An 80k mob is hard for a 15 player raid? Well.... you're a towel.... I am at your use of the look of disapproval. I think you mean the best Internet argument ever Gee, I was totally shocked that it was a rickroll. Totally unexpected Never seen this request before loooool legal status, not payment method Except only woman have babies, so it's a woman's right... wait... do they have computers and internet in Argentina? I remember a time way back in elementary school (5th grade, I think). A group of students was suppose to give a presentation on "Commercial Fishing". Their presentation consisted of saying how it was mean to use fish in commercials (like on TV). That's not... I for one appreciate the sarcastic use of . Afkers. They took 17 pages to prove something that only took me a paragraph. This is fake, that's not even the same font as facebook. 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He the threw a bread at me For everyone with suspitions, my mom works in the office and the teacher was creating the assignment and she thought that it was an oboe (or however you spell that musical instrument) My karma Tears were shat Nobody is pretending that this is "Bliss", where do you read that? Binky? Are those rubber grippers on the bottom? i ಠ_ಠ of your Trung Candidate or Adam Carriker, picked right before Revis I tell them I live in Vancouver. I don't feel guilty about lying, but I sure feel towards myself about impersonating a Vantucky resident. 17 downvotes in 1 minute You're right, we should have picked Joey Harrington. "Did you just wake me the fuck up?" Well I guess doesnt really show us anything useful Never, ever watch anything to do with Sacha Baron Cohen then. The bible refers to money. You know who uses the bible? **THEISTS@!!!@!!!** kart guy on the right... 6 x 9 = 54 Please keep posting about this. Thanks. If I remember correctly and choose the Paragon option, you defer the soiree until after the Reaper threat... [INSERT ENDING] This actually would have been a good occasion for OH GOD. You've destroyed the poor man. I feel his pain MW3 No gaelic is pronounce ( And this kind of sucks ) Gay- Lick Hey that's my wife! ...reverse what I said, then. Cersei's infidelity could have been inspired, to some degree, by the fact that Robert wore a horned helmet. Why the sketchy glasses site hidden in the period...? Wait, did the fact that you left the doctor's office when you clearly had testicular contortion *maybe* cause it? I'm hoping you actually went to another hospital and got that shit fixed, but your story sounds like you just went home with your dad and never spoke about it again . Right onto himself... why were you reading about Jesus in your history class? I cant play cause my boss hates me. When i cant play, he hates me even more and all my stats drop. 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I think this year the Giants will finally be able to find success in the Regular season this year, but it won't be easy considering we are playing all of the NFC's hardest teams and 2 out of 3 of the AFC's best as well. Unrelated: Who the hell downvoted all of these comments? EDIT: Just read that the cowboys signed kyle orton. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ more like this .---ಠ.---- ಠ.---- At least they didn't block the vent, or use it as conduit for the cable This happened to me, then i went back inside and my wife tried murdering me marry me. (just kidding, I'm already married...) (rolandboard's wife) >I spent a half hour googleing "Yoo Ess of Ey" because I thought he was an Asian director or something. You have a year to buy it. Just imagine the other person's reaction… … … SeXboX always gets all the hot guys Cashmere comes from goats ** ** Drunk player, drunk champion, and now a jungle full of drunk neutral minions. What have you done Mike Wallace to the bucs this man makes the point nobody thought about lol, the dreaded engineering gpa not supported...in fully updated firefox. > , otherwise known as the “look of disapproval,” is a character sequence commonly used as a reaction emoticon to express one’s disapproval or disbelief > , otherwise known as the “look of disapproval,” is a character sequence commonly used as a reaction emoticon to express one’s disapproval or disbelief. > , otherwise known as the “look of disapproval,” is a character sequence commonly used as a reaction emoticon to express one’s disapproval or disbelief I was thinking less. I see what you did there I read that banner as "Be Raped" Not sure if or 0_o no, not a meme. but yes plz maam Are you fucking kidding me? 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There isn't a lot of QB talent out there in FA, and we can't draft a good enough one with the 11th pick. That 'competition' they mentioned might be between Cassel and Stanzi. Really competitive I stand by my words My brother didn't fail to point this out while I had it as my phone wallpaper First thought: I wonder if there is a bathroom on there. Second thought: Oh right, I'm a guy! I'll just pee off the edge. Third thought: OMG pooping I'm a few years out of the programs now. Went back to visit my troop. Shirts un-tucked, mesh shorts, jacked-up neckerchiefs and a complete lack of discipline What happened!? ... scumbag doctor, decides to kill his patient for being a christian, really r/atheism? i'd be concerned if first level tech couldn't do that Yea. People wear denver tebow jerseys to jags games Well, I guess that spares me the slew of "where was this taken?" questions. Frankly, I'd prefer all the questions Yes, there is profit in this. 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Had a game in noshar canals, my team was terrible there's was alright, I basically won the game myself, had 6 arm-destroys, 50+ kills, over 10k points on the scoreboard and then on the final objective, arm it, it gets defused, re arm it and loose connection to the game just as its about to blow. As in like final siren close. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Nice bush 2fort I am 12, and yes it IS exclusive. Tumblr and 9gag are for idiots. I don't want any 9gagers on Reddit, That's just wrong, asshole Don't be a karma-fag OP. I think you're confusing the poster's registration date for the date they made the post. /sign of release You mean NO. Where's Michigan? Karma whoring at its best. Being Malaysian. Great scott... it's funny how you created an entirely new account just to post this ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Its → of My SO is always talking about camping on deserted islands, making igloos, going on weeklong hikes. I'm like...I sat around a campfire and talked about my *feelings* It bugs me that they give you a choice for the word "LIME" but you have to buy the color green. hey take some time off from go play with this other awesome website [ ](www.4chan.com) And Ivysaur looks all like "Da fuq am I doing? " I know that 32£ is logically sound for how you read it out, but anyway. I would be the idiot to not read the comments. Sorry for the repost. In 1983, I WAS CONCEIVED How is this guy everywhere? i hope this isn't a serious inquiry Seriously. A man buys a built computer for whatever reason(whether it be no experience building or lack of warranty) and simply because his decision may have differed from yours, you ? Easier to fuck up and start again. It's being weird and not letting me like it on my ipad. Hm. All I can say is Well-read pubic school student. > My dad exclusively watches Fox News. All the other networks are brainwashing. HAR HAR HAR. 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It's not the government's job to *ban* a private insurance company from covering something simply because they don't like it. Abortion, last I checked, was still a legal procedure. If the insurance decided (on their own) to deny coverage, that's one thing. But for those of us who want a smaller government, we're getting damned pissed off with all this added legislation being added by the supposedly "small-government" legislators. Woow this changes everything!... Except as I recall Sweden also has like 40% of the population that say they don't discount the possibility of faeries yea but that doesn't give it shadows Wow, that really *is* something He doesn't have Magikarp... If you want me to be impressed, tell him to do the same shit with the woman in blue in the background While not surprising, I didn't expect such a blatant example. Muff-Bit! (I've stumbled across my girlfriends's username here. 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I had hoped he would remember my warnings at least, but she tells me he was trying to jack the car up on a hill. ** ** I had my friend with benefits over and I was railing her from behind. And surprisingly she got pretty loud I think it might be from something she picked up from porn but my dear mother hears this and comes to my door. She knocks and asks if everything is ok "mom get the fuck away" I said in a calm voice in Korean so my girl wouldn't find out. And I thought this would be enough but sadly she asks if I'm using a condom and just to mess with her I tell her that it broke so no. My mom freaks out and says don't finish she will go buy one and I pull out and yell I'm just kidding I couldn't finish after that. Stupid mom why oh why. Nickelback lover Now that it hit 00:00, why is there nothing happening? Door.... 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That's where I live If you think this is funny then i look at you like this So for having gay sex they send you to jail...yeah, that'll put a stop to the gay sex for sure. right? totally >I worry that someday she'll end up here on America's Next Top Model as someone's psychotic ex-girlfriend I've got my Biochem final next Wednesday. Reading that explanation... It's just pseudo-scientific enough that it would sound plausible to a moderately intelligent person unfamiliar with the field, and that scares me. I wasn't talking about nipples. Yeah, I've made my mistakes with meeting people online before, and that is a road that I will not go down again. I did this to a level 20 for dramatic effect, but I can't possibly imagine how someone could do this not on purpose. toootally development. ... We have been gradually increasing our military presence in that region for some time now, and this whole kony blitz seems like somewhat of a psyop. I don't have any proof to say that it was co opted by agents of the federal government, I'm just saying that shit reeks, and I could imagine that scenario as somewhat plausible. Where do you live that small companies pay $25/h Good idea Paultards... filibuster the GOP... Boy, do I know those eyes: ** ** thanks for that! just checked mine and it was flat Forgiven. But since I've never used the look of disapproval before: Of course he fucking does. TIL The Netherlands also has a Bible Belt. I like how the US doesn't have an official language. It is a reminder of the vision of America. We are all immigrants in America and as a result many Americans don't speak the same languages that other Americans do. Not having an official language represents this and I think it is important to hold on to this. So many things are going wrong and if we change this, all is lost Look out scientists, someone's pissed about you lying about everything. He goes by the name of "Shaggy 2 dope" 20 more now Remember the days before Firefox & Chrome. When you were trying to update IE6 on Windows XP and it kept giving you an error message that your version of windows wasn't authentic, even though the fucker was legit. You wasted all that time downloading it for nothing and to top it off, you now had to find your XP key and RE-authenticate windows or suffer a wrath of activation messages... I remember my first ! I've never been so happy. Trees have been solar powered for ages. I can't enjoy this picture anymore, all I keep seeing is the sad one in the back. I MUST HUG! ლ( ლ) Just a friendly little prank.... 73 now THEY'RE MULTIPLYING His dick looks like a heart. "I had shot friends before" Ha, I can't stop laughing at this comment. Not a skirt! 2 hours gone by, I think you guys killed the OP Not sure if relevant username... I see what you did there. There were so many parking spots around him.Just why Kaelis will survive *her 210 points, my most upvotes comment and it's not even funny. My sister taped me in a box when I was 4 and that is the earliest memory I have of anything. I would have suffocated had my parents not come in and seen what was going on. Also she has told me about how when I was only maybe a year old and she was 5, we were at our grandmother's house and currently unattended in the living room. There just so happened to be a small hatchet laying around and my sister decided it would be fun to swing it around. As she started spinning in circles she was unaware that I was crawling towards her and she was only narrowly able to avoid splitting my head open. However that's what she has told me, I still personally think that bitch just had it out for me This is quite possibly the biggest load of shit I've ever read. Claiming a word has different context based on the color of the skin of the person using it is just as racist as you claim the word to be, especially when written language is considered. How am I supposed to know the race of the author of every comment. If I'm only allowed to be offended when non-black people say nigger, I'll never know when to make my face. You just used an emote of me to show aproval on a sub on reddit. I'm a little horny right now... > What the fuck is wrong with you? Should we stop treating arthritis? Seems legit. Mewtwo can't do shit on Giratina. The internet is currently very negative about black people. Are you trying to impersonate Satoshi Tajiri? In the 80's, my VCR came with video instructions on how to hook it up... the instructions were on a VCR tape. you gonna actually wear your helmet too Aaron? I'm German and You're onto me. Me too. Fuck, I hate Crosby. Thought it was funny how Flight of the Conchords 'It's Business Time' was amongst the recommended videos after the clip had finished. Nice try FBI I'm onto you redditor for 5 minutes... (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻) That and engagement photos. It takes a lot not to yell at people who ask "So when are you and your derp getting engaged anyway?!" like after several years of dating and living together that isn't the fuel for many a fight as it is. At first I was like ... Reddit itself Relevant username. Probably not sweat. My apartment isn't very portable... In DLC's, more or less. I'm upvoting you because it's a good idea, but for some of the things you want to filter out. How about d_b_c per? i find myself paying EXTRA attention to the user names in this thread. In stoner mode thinking, "where the fuck is the w?!?!". Then suddenly If I had a dime for every Reddit post titled Come to think about it, shit, he did have a cameo! FGS I was eating when I read this... had to put down the delicious apple that I was eating This. I don't exactly like cops, but I wouldn't blame them for being unequipped to deal with the breakdown of civilization. Until they go around confiscating firearms that is. I didn't understand why TIM would kill Anderson first. Did he forget that Shepard was still pointing a gun? First time in quite a while I in real life. I admit I am, I couldn't even stand the front page of r/spacedicks. This is used for zombie defense. Duh. Selling plasma is *so* rva. Says the can of beef. Um, girlfriend gives you hot sex, love and affection, but still has to pay for half of the meals out? she is 15 *pedal. I know, it's weird right? How there was never a single mention of a dragons death in any medium until *2004*... I audibly 'd I survived a Japanese game show They don't have the OSX disc... "Nous" c'est le monde qui pense que le droit de manifester est important dans une société, (bien plus important que l'effet qu'une voiture endommagée peut avoir sur le bien-être économique individuel ou public ) et ce qu'ils gagnent c'est le bras de fer qui a lieu en ce moment entre les étudiants et le gouvernement. Oh dear, I hope this doesn't become a thing Genius. ** ** I want to cleanse my brain of this. I want this to not exist. I want this to disappear completely. You didn't buy it I was a camp counselor at a local swim/summer camp, the other counselors and I were talking about tattoo's, my friends cousin got an illegal tattoo when she was 15 on her bikini line that said "Daddy's not watching anymore" Thank god for alien blue showing the full link One time I had a dream where I grew a beard, which was strange considering I'm female. So I went into my bathroom with a razor to shave it off, and once I closed the door for some reason I was up to my neck in blood. Somehow I just ignored it and looked into the mirror while attempting to shave, only to discover that I had shaved off chunks of flesh and bone and my eyes were falling out of my face. I was terrified in the dream, but when I woke up I was just confused. 1000s of years of civilization. "Our ancestors just died". Buddha is not a myth You've been trying to get back in your mother's vagina? Up at 5:45am Mon-Thurs and on campus 12 hours 2 days a week . I heard it even has a TGI Friday restaurant now They should be stolen out of their back yards and put down. Pretty cool of you to blanket military members like that And then you get last pick in every single game because it gives priority to groups Qui est-ce que keeps downvoting my comments? My mom said the same thing about sex , DESCRIPTION I know that feel bro........I know that feel too well. I agree. >Are you serious? Quran itself clearly states that god commanded Abraham to sacrifice his son. Bin Laden is somewhere there Hey, that's my bit. Hey it's frustrating isn't it? I was fucking heartbroken when I realized that I had to accept that no-kill shelters simply do fuck all except further suffering. The suffering that is caused by ignorant, sellfish people GOD [ ]ING DAMN IT! It's 56 1/2-ish, thank you. Also, If you pick a number that could possibly be misconstrued as mine, give it to someone else. I was thrown off by "strays are a thing".. Well no shit Very nice idea; first game (as ashe) 90cs with a kill too sivir bots 10 cs ; yeah maybe back to actual games now. Yes, because homosexuals being abominations and women being unclean whenever they are on their periods are definitely parts of the bible that should never be disregarded. Jesus, I've never knew your chin could detach itself from your face I knew a guy once who had a sheep tattooed on this pelvis/hip area. Why a sheep? So he could tell people it was a baaaaaad idea. He apparently thought that joke would never get old. My friend got me two of these from Ebay for Christmas! I didn't even think to submit them to r/pokemon Jeb Bush Chris, this is your wife. Please take a seat right over here. I read more of that than I care to admit Metric ton 3 comments and we're calling people names? ಠ_ಠ Spoiler Dark and Sarcastic. Some people say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, then I guess I'm stuck with the lowest form of wit! Look at my caring face. LOOK AT IT. [ ] (/spoiler) WWJD? Usually, it's the platoon leader that does that to troll his platoon mates. For instance, my friend said something like "pick your e75, I'll do my t34" and joins the game with the Russian t-34... Says who? > YOU MONSIEUR?! 7 minute long unimportant intro Artige.no... Really? It's Efukt what were you expecting ponies in Delhi too "Found this gem (has to be in the title)," , novelty novelty novelty novelty, "hey look a novelty account," clapping.gif/anything similar, Family Guy/Futurama/etc laughing.avi, pointing out a girl, "would bang," facebookscreenshot.jpg, and puns of puns of puns of puns are guarantees for karma. Later on, I feel like I'm going to get a karma whoring account just to prove a point to my loves-reddit-blindly. The general trend is immaturity and effortless but "trying-too-hard" to make people laugh. Quite a paradox, I'd say. Perhaps uncreative is better-fit. Wait wait wait wait wait...you only shower every 4 days??? Last frame Yeah, it's not like employees have degrees as base requirements or anything That's not a very shitty answer I watched that whole thing and I don't regret it. > 60 euros for a game without LAN or PVP? But.. But.... That undead model doesn't seem to have an updated poly count. I thought it was widely believed we'd finally get updates to the playable classes in MoP I used to spam click them, have them move one or two then stop, and eventually drag and drop them up until two weeks ago . As a bass player, I read all of these Regardless of other drug use, anyone taking "mystery white powder" is a (r)etard. Imagine racking up a coke sized line of ketamine, that would NOT end well. I read all of these mfw i read "this is the wife" March 18th is mothers day here I keep waiting for the backlash that never comes. ... . Where did you grow up? That's ludicrous. I'm 23 and we stopped learning cursive in Jr. High. HAHAHAHAHAHA...haha..ha,, oh they were serious... Mendelssohn. It might have something to do with the way white reflects light, any imperfections can be very obvious. I've heard good reviews about Illamasqua's Load it's an off white. Other than that I'm not really sure, I don't wear white nail polish, it just makes me think of when all the girls in middle school painted their nails with whiteout lol *someones* a stinky boy... That is the weirdest autocorrect I have ever seen According to ploopie > As a bass player, Good idea to link a paper from a lobby organisation ---- **8-D** Nut Butter Wait until he learns to mount other things. nooooooo don't ruin one of my favorite non food foods ever~ I have yet to get a text, and I didn't get the email until I sat down at my computer on campus. I logged in and my crops still haven't grown. Hardcore -> Speedcore -> Track #5 -> I had a dumbass friend in college that did the same thing. Except he did it on a $20 bet. I find it hard to believe Fire beats Wolf Thank you for posting this. I always check reddit first to get my email ... Waaaaaaaait... . ** ** Don't remind me of that ad Daylight Saving Time Of course it was a Glenfiddich. Went to school to learn construction work. Teacher told us to clean up after a day of building. Student : " Should I wash the hammer?" Everyone else : Indeed. , people. Freshman year of HS, the teacher was telling us how due to an earthquake occurring somewhere in the world, every day would be .002 seconds longer. Then, a girl that wasn't too bright in that class blurted out "Oh god, does that mean it's still Tuesday?". He smoked 10 cigarettes a day when playing for Liverpool . console? Does it matter? Also Franklin is on the $100 Komisarek Thats a lot f conquest bro, you ever play anything else? XD and a lot of melee, I have 5 melee ribbons What erks me is that these guys created Child's Play and then decided to make a smug comic. Not helping, not helping >Edit it didn't work here either Reminds me of when Magic Johnson annouced he had "attained the AIDS virus", like he had unlocked some level of cock achievment.      And before posting this, I thought my 400 some assault ribbons was quite a lot Konyslaystation...... Oooh, thanks for the advice!! That statement alone made me run to Google Images (safe search ON, of course ). *inner* thigh Beer + straw = *Tongue click* I didn't even know that happened on console, you get locked into a game mode, so no rush to conquest or whatever Yeh, and I also remember watching for 55minutes and then having my stream go down, and when I come back, the main battle had ended.................................................................. I got the same problem as you dude, It can't be fixed, just gotta deal with it. Sucks Owner shouldn't have eaten so much cat nip. Plankton and algae people! Oil comes from...oh fuck it, nevermind. > Beer + straw = My fucking birthday is on the 5th or 6th of August, I can't remember, at 10 am or something. It was the holiday Monday in August in 2000. Stupid phone doesn't have a perpetual calendar . Short hair? Flat chests? Now just gotta wait for all my apps to update That was a bad play on words. I remember the game well though it was hilarious from the ice. Also I can tell by your username who you are How many people tried to click the play button? We do this with my dad's side of the family for all gatherings. They still show up late Only way to combat chronic lateness, take matters into your own hands. Well in my family it's a blessing. my mom can cook, but.. My dad is a horrible cook. He sees nothing wrong with taking a nap while grilling chicken. I was the first one in my family to be able to cook boiled eggs without that grey-ring around the yolk everytime. I need to do something like this. My girlfriend has even started using my toothbrush. I ask her, "Where's your toothbrush?". She just laughs. Like it was a joke. He's not a retard... You complained about spotting, there's your solution... And I don't know about you, but I tend to get shot less when the enemy can't see me at all, regardless of wether or not I have a 'Dorito' over my head Precisely. The most ironic part? This is an official product from the Rubik's Store. Using the IRNV is basically like having constant smoke on your screen 100% of the time haha That too a pink straw ? ¡Duuuh! Las cucarachas sobreviven a cualquier cosa The most commonly used symbol for sarcasm is the Look Of Disapproval, this guy right here: The left one has the look of disapproval: "You died.. AGAIN?" 75 surveilance medals and her highest sniper rifle has 31 kills. USERNAME... Then why did you put the "True Story" on the finger one? I demand circuit diagrams They put adds in the market now!? I was homeschooled k-12 by fundie parents... and neither of em have a college degree. I got a 28 on the ACT and finished HS with 1 year of college completed. Now I'm at university studying Mechanical engineering. I'll probably need therapy to get over such an obviously terrible childhood. I already knew, I just wanted a glimmer of hope... You were too tired to go to a Radiohead concert? Your message is not even edited Agreed about the Morena's dress. I loved her different saris...and her long hair You also need to take into account the social costs of all the Laker riots, though. It is my precious how could you possibly know this? Why is there a cat? >This concept is metaphysics. What other secrets are you keeping from your wife and kids? Although sometime I feel like a taxi driver A lot of adults play these games, too. Have a problem with your masculinity? The only thing on my left is my ceiling (laying down sideways). Pakistan as well, fucking brilliant strategic move if I've ever seen one I approve of this. Will still hate Santorum mindlessly because I'm not american, though. Cute. I'm just glad I didn't suggest something more graphic, I wouldn't want to feel too bad by traumatizing you with the existence of fat people. As was I. Night is the WORST time for a cat to be outside. TIL 1 person = circlejerk. made an account to say: "would you WHERE socks?" You'd rather lose with Alex than win with Manning? Robert Dawkins Only one? "few years" Illusive Man... I thought we'd be meeting face-to-face. Game looks awesome, I'm downloading the demo. Free is nice but it's not an expensive game, might just have to buy it anyway. WAIT! was that the plan all along? You mean "The context?" Really? Let's just ignore that. Consumption? You and everyone else. ** ** there isn't even a link to CPD on chicago.org, it's a commercial site ... I have a machete I can lend you if you need items for your vigilante property recovery operation. Scientists don't say we evolved from apes, dude. We shared a common anscestor millions of years ago. I'll tell you why, because bro's and mall kids do it. Why would you want to be like them? Unless you are one. Ahh, okay. I sure gathered that it is NSFW from the context . On a side note, did you see his user name? would seem like an appropriate response. I am under 30 and Robocop is one of my favorite movies. It was the first blu-ray I bought. Yeah exactly. And I bought a folio case so it protects my screen on my new iPad. I just wish I'd known this before I spent $20 on a screen protector And? Everyone uses Dragonite and I don't see anyone raging about it. Dragonite have **more** base stat total as than Articuno (Dragonite have 600, Articuno have 580). I don't get it why people rage about her using Articuno. It is one of the weakest legendaries, it don't even have a base stat total of 600. that wouldn't help for dw abilities What did they do to get those beads Indeed... princess_anus. Oh god, my roomate recently bought that for N64 and I now have to relive that annoying sound everyday ┬─┬ノ( ノ) "Delicious brown waifu" I live in Michigan As a christian reading this: Is that how you got your username? Initially rolled a warrior--didn't know the difference between auto attack and attacks with cooldowns and would repeatedly click ( ) everything on my bars turning on and off my autoattack and wondering why some of the buttons didn't work. Dumped the warrior and rolled a pally so I could buff random people. Got up to around level 20 before I worked up the nerve to enter Stormwind and then turned right around because I felt so intimidated. Didn't see the need for First Aid or Cooking and sold all my cloth on the AH in order to buy any gear that had a higher armor rating while ignoring the other stats. Later started a rogue and was told by a random player that my talents were all Down Syndromy--I had no idea you could look at other players' character and talent screens. Would play until all my gear was broken. Was invited by some people to run Deadmines but didn't know was the entrance was--I did however find the exit and spent about 15 minutes trying to jump from some boxes and barrels up onto the ledge...finally told them I had to go and logged out. are you for the patient or the doctor? * Fucking. Noisy. Eating. Fuck. CLEARLY that's what you meant the first time. "According to Lurkmore Wiki, the earliest use of began on the Japanese imageboard site 2channel and eventually spread across other languages, most notably on 4chan." Shaving one's head is on the same level as getting an asshole tattooed on their face? An asshole tattoo on a face is permanent, a haircut isn't. Probing... your anus ? I realized too late that she needed professional psychiatric help and she refused get it. What I would have done differently is to have recognized the signs and broken off things earlier. A close family member of hers was on anti-psychotics and you could tell when they weren't taking their meds. My ex had similar episodes early in the relationship, but I just chalked them up to her having a rough day. Those episodes only got worse as things went along. Several friends and even my own parents confessed to having doubts later and none mentioned it until after the divorce. I was like ... Just like Dragonite. *tone: * this story has me abuzz with great feeling... for *bees*.... One one side, I'm related to Elie Wiesel. On the other, I'm related to a KKK member My initial thought was him getting leftover rice on a spoon, dipping it in mayonnaise, and microwaving the spoon itself for four minutes. Spreading his invisible children in public... Yeah, this is exactly the kind of thing Jesus was talking about... I tried not to listen to it enough to tell what the lyrics were No mention of a helmet Is it me or does it seem like Red Bull has been showing up alot on reddit. I'm on to you Red Bull Marketing Team No, theres absolutely no way stoners like the trippiest show on cartoon network He wasn't having sex with a horse Hmmmmmmm... you win this time... ZZZZZ...ING . Fair point though. Though I highly doubt that mentioning on reddit you were high while driving is going to have drastic effects on policy. Think before you post something ancient? ....The fuck was that? I want my money back..... It depends of what ones you're talking about. Oh great, this will be the next movie now. Ancient Aliens was right I was thinking this too, I know it was just an exaggeration but I've got balls of balls I'll be damned if I can do that. The thing just bounces left and springs back... I got a Haunted Ghosts German Gonzila on my first key, didn't know what it was worth, and ended up selling it for 5 hats.... I've been blessed with a few dead pixels. The tags Omg. Dat change in meters. Booker T; You can not kick someone "right in the acl" Dat 83 billion loss.. I'll never see that many iskies in my life I see how it is, [Mordin dies](/spoiler "ME3") and the whole game goes to shit I tried but she keeps asking me if I want to marry her . I guess that's a yes? I can't identify it, but I wouldn't worry. Or unless you live alone... No "+1" for my C&C reference? nice melons... skull fucked... Yeah, really hope we can get it together tomorrow… back to back losses to the Knicks would be so embarrassing. 3 year deal Because only historically black colleges have low admissions standards. You know what me and my girlfriend found to be a good safeword for sex? "Stop" They could claim that its not theirs but yours instead. Oh my gooodddddd NOBODY seems to know how good the Amtrak is ಠ_ಠ the amount of times I've just seen people crash it and leave it when we're getting destroyed IT'S A GOD DAMN SOAWN POINT YOU CAN PUT NEXT TO AN OBJECTIVE, PEOPLE. >ftfy You left the funny out of the joke. I am " " towards the doctor. He shouldn't get so mad if the patient thanked god he was alive. He wouldn't have been alive if not for god. This reminds me of when Scar held up the mouse in the lion king. Oh there goes the family. It's been 5 months. Imagine if you had just finished watching The Ring. The A&M game. Wait... FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ That is just the opposite of scrambled eggs. We're talking about children's clothing here. I have this one friend that I'm pretty close to because we have been through a lot of shit together and one day I brought my DS and a couple games over to his house to play while I was waiting on him for something. Well the next day I notice that my game case with 4 of my most valuable DS games is gone and I naturally assumed that it probably slipped out of my pocket at his house. So I pretty much just call him up and ask him to look for it and he says sure. The next day I asked him if he had any luck and he says he "No" but will continue to look. Well from past experiences I knew he is pretty shitty at looking for things so I offer to just come over and look for it myself. He says I could come at the end of the week but lo and behold, today is the end of the week and for some reason he just said that I couldn't come over and told me he's getting a DS tomorrow. I said "Bitch you don't have any games for the DS" and he just said he just found some of his old games from way before even though I'm pretty sure he has never had a DS before >> > Props to the 12 year old for spelling "doughnut" correctly, versus the op. I said I don't get it You mean the fire hose? I didn't know that could happen! I'm so glad Kompas is informing people about the physiological dangers associated with the internet Go-to brands are SeaSonic, Corsair (various OEMs), and to a lesser extent (unfortunately) Enermax and PC Power & Cooling. Enermax has dropped the ball a little as of late but should still be way better than OCZ. PCP&C was bought by OCZ I'm a gentlemen, not a street beggar. A bowl... Too far. Why did he not want to play for SD? I want to know We got rid of that subreddit. ** ** Turkey in a can. In the toilet You are killing someone who has a OChem test tmr You intended that pun No. ITS MINEEEEEEE Yeah I noticed it. It was if Erin it was a uncompleted deleted scene or something mistakenly left in. I GOT BLISTERS ON ME FINGERS!!... He's a fucking badass motherfucker. He ditched F7U12 for circlejerk Since when did r/pics become 4chan? Im not gunna repost You eat man cheese? Every 3 commercials in NCAA, I saw a ME3 commercial... That's fucked up. My first reaction was that this sentence was wrong, but then I realized that it was, in fact, correct. It's freaky how incorrect it *sounds* while still being grammatically correct. Yes. That would be awesome! For the fucked up ones I have that people see I would just say "Wow! I can't believe I dreamed that. So weird!" with the best poker face, but in my mind thinking "Oh please believe my lies!" > So yeah, me being an atheist is not my choice, it's apparently allah's will. I can't do anything to change that. Yes, he will then punish me for being an atheist. A very just god, indeed *Looks at username...* Those motherfuckers. Who throws away kittahs?? Alternative title. Deep fried Mars bar. Or any deep fried candy. I tried to move with keyboard I had a summer job delivering ice - one of the other drivers was delivering to a donut shop, when he noticed several huge boxes of donuts by the back door. He asked the guy working at the store "Are you gonna throw these out?" The guy just said "yeah" so he grabbed them & threw them in the back of the truck, thinking they were just "day-old" or something. He brought them back to the icehouse and several guys started eating them, then noticed that there were metal shavings all over them... even after that was pointed out, several of the guys just picked them off and continued eating them for the next few days Do those last two seriously need to be part of burn classification?! I read french senator wants to bang children pageants ... Wtf brain?! <span style="direction: rtl;"> </span> It's even better when they blister while you sleep overnight, and you slept in a tank top with your super long hair down. The next morning. my mom had to gently rip my hair out of the popped, oozing, crusted over blisters all down my back and shoulders. That's pretty much how I did it - Portuguese SportTV in glorious HD and 5Live on the laptop. All you people who broke and gave your hard earned money to Rupert Murdoch: The jetta was built on the golf platform though, it was designed to ride the coat tails of the golf's success. Essentially, its just a golf without the hatch. Also, if you have a GTO why are you buying a GTI? LOL! Had a vision of a bunch of BioWare fans going "Too Soon" Glue not dry yet? Lol what? ingredient=Soilent Grün.Owls just a fancy tin cover. Don't stretch the springs. They wanted to improve his late game...? This smells like an old joke...is it? you went to the doctors on your cakeday Yes let's blame Becca for things that aren't her fault. I'm 12 and I have an awesome friend who does things like this . At first I read that as several Bin Ladens. r/atheism? Really? LOL do you really think Day9 is anywhere close to ToD in skill-level? Looks like my ex gf ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ . I've seen why fox news is so disliked and understand that they were arguably the biggest offender of one sided news stories but dear god thats bullshit. Why hasen't reddit organized to boycott these guys yet? If one subreddit could get a guy fired (Orb) for saying obscenities before he was even hired we could atleast make a dent in these unholy assholes. lol yeah, idiot doctor should have posted on reddit!.... I thought it was a girl I've been seeing. ... These are getting annoying. Are people just naturally this gullible? Well that's uplifting.... How do you mean? Sorry someone down voted you. Here is an upvote! Your opinion is a valid one that OP should probably hear. Yay for open discussion, Reddit. Are you trying to lead us astray! you are not the only one with a super fcking creepy (or evil genuis dad, whatever stops the pain) dad, my dad chases me around with long since dead spiders that crumble as he chases me, and my dad has a lock of my hair forever in the car (no, not from a haircut, a lock of my hair fell out and my dad kept it ) dude that's illegal I was going to upload this. I feel kind of bad now cause my first reaction was "wheres the braid?" and my second was "she's gorgeous." Then I gave my brain this look: We don't link to roms it's in the sidebar This made me want to throw up... Wait, so they were running around, naked chanting to Jesus? Oh, well... that's perfectly fine then. They were just excersizing their freedom of religion. I don't see why they were arrested. It's like Indy has a history of taking things from Baltimore. They aren't even similar. Paildramon is full of mechanical things. In the US, dermatology is considered one of the most competitive specialties. To get into a derm residency, you need to do very well on board exams. Dermatologists tend to be highly paid, too (since they do a lot of procedures, and our healthcare system rewards doing lots of procedures). According to a survey I saw a few weeks ago, derm is one of the few specialties where one can make a million dollars per year ... Thank you! This is a great step-by-step =) Also, I feel like you know who I am ... Thank you! This is a great step-by-step =) Also, I feel like you know who I am ... Well at least it's even now. He has a Charizard icon. How did you make this sorcery. I want one Just because the Pope decrees birth control to be evil doesn't mean Catholics don't use condoms. It's fun to rabble-rouse but let's not pretend there's anything substantial going on in these discussions. How many people spouting their opinions here have any idea who the leader is, what his stated/actual role is, in what context the fatwa was issued and to whom, or how ordinary Muslims respond to the statement? The time I let a friend borrow Elder Scrolls, Returned the game to find the disc completely scratched and book wrecked. Game didn't even more anymore I lent my friend MGS2. The first time, it was covered in bread crumbs. The second time I lent it to him, it never came back. Because the "professional trainers and caregivers" let the elephants roam in the nature while the latter are not performing in circuses right? Oh, and when did I say I have a dog? > Oh, and when did I say I have a dog? VB programmer? It's okay, my wife does this every day, and when she does put it on, she puts it on *backwards*. Do you hate other races? (> )> and are you sexually attracted to a lingerie model? Is your Uncle Gibbs? I didnt know there was anything wrong with singing I actually saw this on Ifunny a couple of months ago, IFUNNY!!! This doesn't deserve frontpage When I took Japanese in high school, our sensei helped us transliterate our English names or we could choose our own Japanese name. My Japanese friend helped me choose a real Japanese name, complete with surname. However, my sensei refused to recognize the surname, because it's basically stealing a family's name. You don't really belong to that family. It's like a Chinese person coming to the states and choosing his surname to be Obama. We all know the truth. So charging in to take out a sentry nest when invulnerable is a bad idea? I guess I've been doing it wrong then. Damn. That explains Rob Liefeld. Whenever I finish going to the gym I go to the gas station to get muscle milk. I check in there on foursquare and write "I did it!". Last time a friend commented "Try jumping". I'd say there was only enough for a line in such a small bag. I didn't exactly try to find the guy and ask him. Does anyone else remember the episode where he had a bag of peanuts? I remember walking past the t.v. when my son was watching one morning and hearing "Would you like to see my penis?" Really? It seems kind of self explanatory your cereals Trolling has become far too elaborate When I was at school in about year 11, I borrowed a text-book, because I forgot mine. I opened it up and a used condom fell out. Yup, here too. I'm a founding "father" of my alumni chapter of my co-Ed business fraternity. I married my "brother". I'm also a girl. Let the redneck jokes commence. humping animals and animals humping...other things .49 each x 4 = 1.96. buy 4 @ .25 each = 1.00. you save .96 Th-there's... actually a subreddit for this? You never watched Pocahontas? It sounds like you are coming when he bites you > >Some guy across the street was mowing his lawn and thought it was the funniest thing in the world, YOU... Yea, quote Karl Marx, the man who was right about everything, and revolutionized western thought to usher in an age of unparalleled socialist prosperity I'm on to you Guinness Marketing Team Yeah seriously, there is no other possible reason for saying that this picture is not authentic, than being a lonely nerd who wants others to be as miserable as him. Desert Shield broke out while I was in boot. Rumors abounded that we were to be shipped strait to Kuwait upon graduation instead of to our respective MOS schools. Not even MCT. Talk about anxiety. Most if not all of us enlisted for GI Bill benefits. Not really thinking we'd ever see any real combat or conflict. The US had been relatively dormant militarily for years and now - shit just got real. Anyway they turned out to be only rumors. Went on to MCT then Quantico for Computer Science School (I was a COBOL programmer). Over the next few years I would train (in Yuma, AZ) and be issued dessert gear and even ready LOTS of computer equipment for shipping over seas, but never myself go. Spent many a nervous night secured to a single room with my other IT team mates and even called to the tarmac several times only to never get aboard a plane. Was I lucky or did I miss out? I'll guess I'll never know. ಠ_ಠ No ಠ_ಠ problem. ಠ_ಠ Cheers. PS: Desert Shield broke out while I was in boot. Rumors abounded that we were to be shipped strait to Kuwait upon graduation instead of to our respective MOS schools. Not even MCT. Talk about anxiety. Most if not all of us enlisted for GI Bill benefits. Not really thinking we'd ever see any real combat or conflict. The US had been relatively dormant militarily for years and now - shit just got real. Anyway they turned out to be only rumors. Went on to MCT then Quantico for Computer Science School (I was a COBOL programmer). Over the next few years I would train (in Yuma, AZ) and be issued dessert gear and even ready LOTS of computer equipment for shipping over seas, but never myself go. Spent many a nervous night secured to a single room with my other IT team mates and even called to the tarmac several times only to never get aboard a plane. Was I lucky or did I miss out? I'll guess I'll never know. Explorer.exe Either you are using Internet Explorer and well then you are just asking for it. Did anyone notice her hobby. How did you find out that I'm Wayne Brady? Precious. yeah, main features of this content patch are basic things that couldn't be implemented because of the rushed december release and the communtity is freaking out Finish it. "Too many people loading YouTube at the same time." Enhance it's Finland Yea..no..hehehe STOP LOOKING AT ME! yes, because the same names that we've had since the BC era which mean "a miracle" in another language are so much better Here, have some of mine. I have plenty to share unfortunately. There is actually a scorpion pokemon and yet you use a rat for skarner. The bad memories clog up the good ones. Ya but on the living room couch I don't wanna be known as "the guy..." that does anything My son. Living up to your username I knew the day would come that I would this in a thread I went to my doctors because I thought I had scoliosis. After he examined me he said "Well I have good news and bad news! The good news is that you don't have scoliosis, the bad news is that your back has an S shape". oddly enough I feel like I recognize your username from somewhere before... So, this was your wife's drawing? Pretty much. I was torrenting a large amount of files at my uni, pretty much with impunity. Accidentally happened to be seeding a bioshock torrent 3 months after I had downloaded it, got slapped with - get this - an email saying they would restore my internet connection once I replied/accepted the email. Well since the iPad was man made ... Come on, now you're just being facetious. Because if that was an aluminum or steel panel there wouldn't be any damage at all? I didn't post that deleted comment. You have to sign up, for an amount of time, for your university gym? That's like saying if the girl hadn't been born she would've never been embarrassed, it's a huge strech I see no problem here. Besides the stupid fucking face ruining the picture. I knew a guy in college who had a thing for this girl, he printed out facebook pics she had taken at the beach, he wrapped them in cellophane and attached them to the walls of his shower... What in the world? *Small?* Dr Chad Kroeger... FB = Um...he posted a pic of the voucher with the code on it I once asked my dad to borrow his video camera. When I turned it on, it was set to night vision mode ლ( ლ) i want has catz? DR enforcer i couldn't stop watching. just, get.. that.. thing! *c'mon* already "Fer Sure!" nice car, and damn low miles, but wtf was the point of "Removed some logos." I understand the plates but everything eles . . . . Upvoted for wit, but... You feel like Flesh Pound? With that username, I hope not Take a dip bellow 1000 Elo whenever you feel nostalgic. We've got your two people top and raise you a Mordekaiser, Talon bottom lane. People are just aware enough of the meta to flame people to high heaven if they don't pick support, but half the time no one picks ranged AD when you do I think your just paranoid! Just some buzzard waiting for ya to die. At first, they looked like lips to me Maybe the guy got Pokérus after the catch? Is this not normal? I've seen this done dozens of times. United Airlines has many clowns on the payroll. This. I want to see if the 9ers would become the powerhouse I think they would. And....they wouldn't play us twice a year ...Yes. Clearly, no one continued recording. > In the closet with lady_rainicorn, they are playing 7 minutes in heaven again You waste your one wish on that? Have you just verbally raped me, I don't even know anymore XBOX? Ps2 era?? Who let the ten year olds out? Oh great. Now I've got paint flakes and splinters in my lady bits! Do not want. That celery has negative callories Not that big of a deal- HOLY SHIT THEY HAVE STRAWBERRY >Have you just verbally raped me; I don't even know anymore. This is on behalf of spy_spy: What did I just watch That guy was ~35 and had a popped collar. Are you honestly saying you think the other 4 team mates will all be higher or lower elo than you? If that is true, it would literally be impossible to be 2nd 3rd or 4th pick... Too soon Our town has a population of not even 100k and has two walmarts Don't down vote him! That's just what he wants ! More Upvotes for him! Scene from the movie "Magical Mystery Tour". This movie basically is the result of all the LSD the Beatles took I think of the crucified slaves from Fallout: New Vegas whenever I see a cross. He took it out with a Swiss army knife. lol'd. saw the username and lol'd again. clicked username ... You got a weird thing for horses. And you're calling ImNoChef evil? I enjoy it when girls cry. Don't judge me. >I enjoy it when girls cry. Don't judge me. Yeeeeep, workin' on it... You can argue statistics all day long and praise or not the last decade and a half. But all that matters is that, with a 100+ dollar oil, Caracas (and other mayor cities) should be looking like Dubai, Abu Dhabi or Doha. Is it too much to ask? Nop, Chavez would rather, you know, NOT encourage foreign investment and give ridiculous donations to Bolivia, Nicaragua, Gambia or Cuba But you left him... you can't be forever alone by choice... You and Helen T. cheat at Draw Something... I was almost asleep Happens to me too... I fucking hate youtube for trailers But....that's where your balls are And the '80s come to mind if you're a little older than that. San Jose doesn't sound very Irish. where do I contract kill someone for this job The Hobbit bored you? That Sandisk usb drive that cnet describes as "sturdy" lasted me only 1.5-2 years. And now your're stalked. There's preschool for 4 year olds... Is that Pedobear? but you're not even in the one year club rolling in the dough... "while taking a dumb" . Yes. I always take a dumb. :( /gaming ruined the ending to the game..before I knew it was released... I work at sonic and asked for the reason as to why you cannot tip with a card. They don't want you to feel obligated to tip, even though I work on a tip wage. It wasn't a very good one That's probably a decision you will come to in time. You can hear the click of the metal clip @ 2:18 when Zimmerman loads his pistol. Times have changed! You kid screams, ಠ_ಠ. You discipline the kid, . You can't win. I hate cobblestone what i find fascinating about 4chan posts is how good in terms of quality they always are. i mean the guy who did this managed to find pictures of several different dicks (or maybe it is only one cock in different poses) and photoshopped them so masterfully. i couldnt imagine myself working so long on a picture with so many huge penises No. They would buy hookers, create camel races, and make fake islands created out of gold, silver, and jihad. ಠ_ಠ x Good luck getting your crush. You will need it Care to explain? If you watched even one of his videos all the way through, he's not obnoxious at all ........ Mine roasts when playing infinity blade 2.... Like very very hot Who the hell buys a Kel Tek? Guilty just for that. No matter how much progress I make I'm never going to catch up with you guys. Theres a chat room...? Why wasn't I told ! Alright, we gotta treat this meat with amonia, because there might be drug-resistant e. coli or staph, because we feed our cows corn and have them live in a small poop filled pens, because we have to fit as many cows as possible onto the ranch, because we need to raise all our beef at the same facility, because **our customers want the burgers at all the mcdonalds to taste the same....?** Wow, he actually is a scumbag. His rap group is Beantown Mafia. Are you making a joke about Asian being small? 10x10cm mouse radius He had me bawling my eyes out too, when I shot him to death as he made a dash for the elevator. Baby panda + your comment = aaaawwww I understand why people would be like, "megadeth619, what the fuck ." Let me kind of explain myself. The entire subreddit is vote-up-only for me. But not any other sub... Ugh please adopt me too. I am so sick of these old men dictating what us women do with our bodies. You don't have a vagina ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ And the middle column? They also have the current number one drama... NCIS. Little me called spiders 'loggers', my grandmother 'dogger' and Thomas from the popular childrens show Thomas the Tank Engine 'bobby'. No I do not know why My sexy looks. I used to be all ლ( ლ) but now I'm all ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) Donkey wasn't invited? Industrialized it. Most Americans' only exposure to tomato soup is Campbell's, which, indeed, is watered down ketchup with salt. When an animal pokémon dies, it just becomes meat. When a real animal dies, it becomes meat. When you die, you will become meat. We are all meat. They are time zone differences. No more lava? Lets just get rid of water too while we're at it. Watch in about a month the Reddit survival server is going to be filled with these seriously. I bet this will be on 9gag in no time. Explain yourself. humanforsale.com ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Nice jorts, Speilburg... Hopefully they don't all end up being metal gear solid games. Sounds good. Gief it to me nao. hairy asshole This would fit right in as an x-post to r/creepy I see a triple-wide path. So you're within earshot while they gossip about you with visitors? Yeah I'm constantly thinking about the remoteness of MY observatory ... A tarantula?... ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Look at the HP, and then the moves. There's these tablets that have keyboards on them that cost like $200. they're called netbooks. If I wanted to touch the screen I'd.... there's never any fucking reason to touch the screen My name is Najji. Its happened to me You must be a detective genius. How the hell did you know that from this? Di Matteo has awaken the beast within him.. They also 'came' in the world together Dafuq Is this a case of an over-18 having sex with an Under-16? How old was the kid himself? It doesn't specify whether he was the same age as well because if he wasn't, that wouldn't really apply to my comment. And if he was under 16, was the girl classified as a sex offender too? "However, me and ace started grinding" Why couldn't she just say it herself Then he logged off of spacedicks....... Tarvaris made it harder? I'm sorry for being an "ignorant little twat." Please tell me more about people publicly removing tampons. >there's never any fucking reason to touch the screen Your username... It hurts my ears I was going to search their website. Until I saw this comment, thank you... Boobcake? Really? I think you'd love to join in. Trust me, there are girls out there who says it. If not be annoying about it you can have my upvote, but i'm also leaving this here ... I'm scared for who it might be next... if Boyd K Packer became the prophet... thankfully im getting out before that can happen. Your username... It hurts my feelings ...submitted by gary0ak The Cranberries get a mention but not The Smiths? I wasn't talking about your beard. Then leave..? I don't understand how Zusi got a card for his celebration Why would they peek through the door. Pretty sure that is the point of the comic you dumb ass That's some gross hyperbole right there. that's because guys would rather assume you're a guy then fap to what looks like a girl but is a guy.............or so i've heard... The Eraser? Came here to say this. I'm getting so tired of Catholicism's reputation being blemished by idiots who don't know anything about any other religion, or even their own No self-respecting Irishman would call it St. Patty's Day St. Pa**dd**y's day. I called my house phone to try and locate the phone I was using to call my house phone. Now that I think about it, it doesn't even make sense that I would call my house phone.... I'm retarded Loss of WR's? We lost our 2nd string WR. I have a username He brings up an important point. The Toronto Raptors have troubles getting players to stay due to culture shock . Good look trying to get players to stay in Mexico. \\_/ ლ( ლ) The part where she's playing a recorder like a snake charmer. I swear I made the exact face when I saw that picture. Exact face. my name is Wyatt "Gasping is rude, silence is golden." I wasn't being serious about it ... I used to work at a mom and pop restaurant in TX. I was a waitress. I was hesitant to work at restaurant because I'd so many awful stories -- but the one I worked did nothing wrong - at ALL. We had our meats delivered weekly from a company two hours away - and the owners (literally mom and dad) bought the condiments/veggies themselves. They made their own seasoning for burgers, the breading for their catfish... the only thing they didn't do was make a house salad dressing. Mom baked all desserts herself - blueberry pie , banana pudding. It made me think so much better about other places. But all my dreams were crushed seeing these replies. "It's dangerous to go alone! Take this." and then he hands you a 3 foot long dildo. That's not helping either. It's my first day posting on reddit (I was somewhat of a lurker), and it's made me realize that posting something funny and thought provoking is far from easy. The instant feedback is great though, if it could be applied to longer works i think it would be a powerful driving force for human progress. However i suspect things like will continue getting the majority of upvotes for the foreseeable future. Seriously, I'm seeing people be downvoted for absolutely no reason everywhere this week. Reddit, are we going to have to go through the downvoting etiquette again? I'm 24 and going grey. "Used to" .... ....first downvote on r/trees in awhile Women came? "a while back"- posted nine hours ago. I don't think you know what " " means. is that not Jr. ..... Sorry. I curse myself for assuming all redditors are male Thumbnail looks like a dick with a wart... Thanks, I've checked the manual, & tried their suggestions. It's a tad bit annoying! I've had a project ive wanted to finish all weekend, but for the life of me I can't get whatever the simple error is, fixed. I ask you for the test for consciousness and you reply with # of cells. You started this by stating that cells don't have consciousness. "Brawl at the Palace"   dropped in to say just that... the ONLY other comment Yeah, I know. Posting in this thread might be risky. I came here to laugh >Holy fuck. Where do you live, a fantasy land? How on earth is someone to pick a partner they know will stay with them 18 years down the line? "On the Tree" you didn't quote that part This guy is being absolutely objective about this. I mean, if you are an atheist who doesn't believe in a higher power (redundant, I know), then you are probably a worse person than someone who, for example, sacrifices his firstborn child in the name of a mystical creature. You write with logic... Not what these folks want. Face fucking palm. I thought it looked more like >TWAT ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I can think of a few things the city should spend it's money on other than dying the fucking river green I wonder why he's being apprehended by guards with a knife to his throat Read the headline... Was like "None of this has anything to do with my commentaries on the video. " In the hour and a half before this Reddit submission, there were only three IP vandals on the Wikipedia article. In the half hour since, there have been four new vandals. I've semi-protected the article. Awww, this is so adora---OH GOD, FIX THAT SHEET, PLEASE. It will drive me insane. And by the I think he means please don't try that/ you have seen enough dogs named 'ruxin' for this pup to clearly resemble one? no centipedes People are going to comment like this: Hey what's with the flair? And they are either going to get a straight up answer, or this [spoilers](/spoiler "ME3") So much . Ah ok, fucking time zones l but if the propeller is pushing when it is facing towards the ground, how can it start pulling when it flips? we're in r/aww and you expected boobs? Sounds awesome! 18 orgasms though? Not sure if serious.... This is all your fault btw Question is.. why is there 5-6 policemen chasing after someone because of a pack of biscuits.. I too would rather risk the smuggling of illegal drugs or explosives than make a little kid feel uncomfortable for a couple of minutes I'm down with the WTF, but how about a **NSFW**? "...respected gun reviewer..." The weird thing to me is that OP later wrote that she offered to go dutch every time, and it was his "old-fashioned" insistence that he pay the bill. (And not all their dates involved spending money.) So how he can possibly claim that she's "just trying to get free dinners and movies" I don't even know. Indeed... ANAL_LIBERATOR. I agree. My biggest gripe has to be with the nazi puns and (among other things). *What the flying fuck?* Are you serious, man? WHAT JOKE? Yes most likely he would be thrilled to see this, but not sure why you're interested in my boss's sexuality. Your spell check didn't recognize "Velociraptors" but recognized "Velocipedes"? 3:20 "allahu akbar" "Non-custom games played: 666" I think he is compensating for something Seems legit. Yes it can but it might not last long. This girl wanted to have a one night stand with me and that one might stand turned into another date and another date and so on so forth. We were only "seeing" each other though but it was basically bf gf kind of thing aaaaannnnnnndddddd then out of the blue she wants to stop seeing me because it was getting to serious I didn't give a rats ass what she did. I think she's seeing another guy. Oh wells Am I the only one that always have been under the impression that April fools is for fooling people into believing something massively ridiculous rather than practical jokes/pranks? This place is delicious. Have been there quite a few times... Bring hundreds when you go. I took my wife, mom, grandma, grandpa. So 5 people. Only two beers and the bill (I don't remember the exact amount) was 400-500+ A kid at the store I manage returned a copy of Skyrim because "...there aren't even any killstreaks...". Ok. This is something that my boyfriend does that pisses me off to no end. If I want an evening of "me time", I want to be left alone! No, I do not want to reply to your texts at that moment, and I do not want to chat either. Then he dares to get annoyed at me because I'm not clingy enough. Seriously, just leave me alone Oh hey there. What sort of Wizarding world doesn't allow wizard beards just as loud as I remember it yes, because its the muslims who have been responsible for the oppression of jews in europe.... I high five girls after sex......... . It started when i told a girl she rocked right after sex and she said something like "You're such a guy right after say saying you rock i feel like you're going to high five me" so the next time i did and just stuck with it :D And in the rematch, Caitlin uses a motherfucking Metagross and Grimsley uses a Drapion. Easy, you say? Outside of Gen IV? With horrible Sp. Attack? Nope I don't know why I up voted this... Probably sleep deprivation He did because Satoshi Tajiri said so. One of the best things my company did was to disable these and stop buying them for new PCs. I've been called out too many times because someone used cheap media to burn a music cd. Still don't understand. no...he stole my meme it was my moment goddammit... Since when ancestor = god? If then we need to bow down to Australuphtecos fossils? So if I use Rain Dance I'm cheating? I still want to see a squad of elcors fighting. Little donkey shack The Chris_Alanzo in my class told that her brother got hit by a truck few years before and all his limbs got detached and doctors sewed them back on and it worked. She was dead serious about it and it was like in 5th grade, still the stupidest thing I've ever heard. And they still teach it in schools This is insanely stupid and I hope it gets deleted. Windows key + : internet explorer Actually I don't believe he was ever an elite tight end rubber band around the kitchen sink hose. That was freaking hilarious. So girls cant take computer science? Yes because the rest of our government's decisions are both rational and in our best interest. How do you crack a screen in one month from buying your phone? Usually when i get ubered, my primary concern is the enemy sniper Not when one of the members have a Metagross. >Those words... they do not mean, what you think they mean Of all the pictures for reddit to pick for the thumbnail for your link, the ad for treasure hunt is what gets picked. You hit [B] again... Didn't you? Yeah just post text over other text... Also copy me for later save And no half flush Why do you want to know? This has nothing to do with Metroid Five screenwriters? How could it go wrong? Looked at answer, went If I have to be honest I have no idea. All I know is that its done for a long time now and that i want this "tradition" to die. In the video the first person says, that they do it to "calm the dogs down" Yes, just like having small feet and finding (cheaper!) shoes in the kids area, this happens when you aren't even an A cup. So a hearty back at ya. Me thinks you were shopping for a sex swing Not adorable /r/Penguins. Just one more subreddit that fails to deliver what it promises. What's more terrifying is that a lot of these girls were impregnated by family members Thanks a lot with the awesome ideas! I must of spend at least 1200 ms points all together now. I noticed people were suggesting XBLA games, not what the title asked guys.... I liked math when I was young but in HS I hated it... I only ever got though algebra 2. No geometry, trig, pre-calc etc. guess who 3 semesters into school just finish remedial math work? This kid. Taking Calc 1&2 over the summer to catch up with my program. The username. > ლ( ლ) The first time I played, I started in Madagascar. They closed down immediately and the disease never spread. bottom left, i think they are missing some lines.... ლ( ლ) She's a child brosef, I'd hope so... False Swipe(Golden Rod Department Store) definitely helps, then just play the waiting game. Using a Premier Ball adds to the bad ass capture style. >"bringing the tab to about $739, and Manning added another $200 on top -- roughly -a 50 percent tip." As of now, no she isn't Lick my asshole... You can't be serious? ಠ_ಠWE'RE SURROUNDED BY INTERNET COMMANDOS. WHISKEY TAGNO FUCK MATE! WE NEED A CRITICAL BRAIN EXTRACTION BECAUSE JOHN WAYNE SINGLEHANDEDLY WON WORLD WAR II WITH HIS FAITHFUL SIDEKICK COTTON HILL. WE WOULD HAVE WON IN THE SPRING OF '43 IF IT WASN'T FOR JOHN GARANDS INFERNAL PINGING CLIP DESIGN. This happened to me previously on a game walkthrough video ^^ (Apparently they thought a commentary of deus ex may contain content from Ford ). Anyway these alerts are often caused by a mistake of one of youtube's copyright tracking thingy ma dings. The fact the video is still up and with ads would suggest this is the case. He was detained, not arrested. Huge difference between the two. Not sure why you would change the title when the article you linked clearly states detained in big bold letters... adrian_t45... Maybe Denver can finally go back to normal now. I was watching an avs game earlier this year and they referred to denver as "The land of tebow." In my city every time I walk out the door some guy in car starts following me making comments or dudes on the street starts barking when I walk past , insulting me when I reject them I hate walking at night. Traveling to space! Civil engineer with the name tag imightbehigh... We don't speak of that. Tim Tebow isn't much better than Curtis Painter? Either this is a repost, or you copied that self-destruct sequence from somewhere Im not to sure about this, but after installing this background audio is busted... Even for the music app and even when locked!! I'll try uninstalling to see if that fixes it. I'm on to you Bud Light Marketing Team Is the guy below licking his balls? not.cool. Those specs are even better than my laptop. I was more bothered by "sorry babes im taken". People are asking if this guy can trade the charms to them An obvious attempt at a joke ah you americans and your pisswater you call beer :D try coming to austria (or germany, or the czech republic) for some real beer :-P With posts like these on the front page, Reddit's gonna have to get off its high horse when talking about 9GAG... I love it how Bioware intentionally killed off the ME2 fan favourites: [Mordin, Thane, and Legion](/spoiler "ME3"). BUT NOOOOO Jacob is still kicking Mother fucken alacrity. I still haven't found what I'm looking for Don't laugh too hard. We're still having to pay him Budweiser spent tens of millions of dollars to make light beer the manly choice and here you are trying ruin it with your stupid question. You, sir, have earned every downvote Reddit hath spit upon you You did not hear that sentence out of context. Ass eggs? If only they didn't fix the Gangplank bug where you could instant-teleport using oranges. Otherwise, you could just put a ward at your fountain and instant teleport there when Fiora ults you ... Damn it Riot. The fun that could have been had. ლ( ლ) Isn't this from My Big Fat Greek Wedding? Get back to work, you. I was down until I saw the socks with sandals. FASHION HELL IS A REAL PLACE. It never occurred to him that most people would consider writing to him about poverty a total waste of time? Dafuq did I just read? I'm talking about how long. Nothing to do with percents. Umm no If I fits I... never mind . And the part where the tire condition is any factor at all in getting into professional racing... "Hey, I have to buy one less set of tires for our first race!" Big savings there... Well thank fuck for that, I was wondering when you would hit that milestone, now I can go back to my life. This teacher wouldn't be named Mr.Fletcher would he? Or is this more common than I expected? Enter me in black please... I feel so violated now I think the name of it was 'Africa Man' and all the 5 year olds called it 'Obama' How the fuck is that rape? Falling a sleep on someone else's bed is pretty much consent Your username... It hurts my large hands. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ You have no idea how mad I am right now!!! I told the nord that the elf was setting him up, (staying true to your race eh?), the. I realise that the elf can become your companion and that he now trains you to level 50?! You have no idea how mad I am right now!!! I told the nord that the elf was setting him up, (staying true to your race eh?), the. I realise that the elf can become your companion and that he now trains you to level 50?! Hopefully Burn for your insolence. Ashe wins most with Karma I don't want to reveal who I am obviously. (I don't trust you jerks. ) Yep, most notably he lied about them knowing where the hell the story was going Someone apparently owns uclarejects.com, but hasn't redirected it to usc.edu yet. You started jacking off when you were 9. I'd imagine you're correct. This is Reddit, where the hivemind cares about English grammar but doesn't care about mangling foreign languages. Imperialism at its finest... Wow. Way to make us sound like, some sort of breed of prissy lap dog. Petite, well groomed, ambitious, loyal... sounds like a Welsh Corgi. I didn't because my Thane died in ME2. This caused [a chain reaction that allowed Leng to kill the Salarian Councilor which made me get zero support from Salarians.](/spoiler) Yah, with Sense though Yeah, you clearly understood _exactly_ what I was saying. You can just hold the bottom down with the right trigger or fire button on the mouse I read this as "not necessarily NSFW" . '...would have to put in effort to do the trade and such.' i think he was selling stickers too lol Thats recycling bin. And 92.9% positive for Santorum Because upvote is one word "including credit card numbers **of** medical records" for ( ) in enumerate(sieve[2*i::i]): but can you make >$7.30/hour "Son of a Jynx" Why would you google "fuck your cat" in the first place, and what did you hope to find? I can read Skyrim text on my parents' 55" from farther away than the picture depicts. Have you not visited the optometrist in a while? Did you make sure your Xbox is set to 1080p and not 460? A Wal-Mart's Xbox was 460 before I changed it. like my cat said one time " meow that bitch, lets go drink...milk" at first i was like > .. For some reason, either Tali or Mordin will ALWAYS die at the very end for me. Everybody is loyal, fully upgraded, etc. I'm thinking of actually taking them into the final battle with me and leaving Grunt and Garrus behind. I want a perfect save before I get ME3. Don't worry guys, this is an article from The On.... Ummm... Sorry bro. That's quite the welcome party. not going well tonight, either. ** ** Wonder how she spends Shark Week... Yes but what if those burst when you "stick it in"? It certainly sounded like legal advice. Ringo is wearing a 'Submarine' T-shirt. This photo was taken in 1964 Must we do this again??? Oh my god the noobs 630 pm is a half day? 17 years? Amongst the English countries, I don't think Melody of Oblivion was all that well known. It was sorta weird, though. I'm sure Gainax had a hand with the ending. Mind-screw abound! I spent a large majority of the episode yelling at my computer screen telling Kouichi to just ask Mei who the extra is. How in the world do they manage to sneak a fucking gallon of petrol/whatever past the guards, and I can't even smuggle a Vuvuzela into Rapids games. This needs to be a mod As a Canadian, Why would a she say that As long as they don't portray us them revolutionary Frenchies as all sunshine and unicorn farts. What should he care? He's already won multiple IGF awards for an unfinished and unreleased title. I ಠ_ಠ your Had to check if this was r/shittyadvice. can't you wait at least one day before reposting? ...There are no words. I will be sure not to post something again, if I haven't been on Reddit everyday, In case of a similar incident! I've read it twice Yeah, that was the reaction I got 3 years ago when I brought up the American Revolution. Someone said it was a bad idea because there are too many games set in America already. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ [](/serious) [](/jackieeeee!) [](/no) I'm sorry, but most of the comments about macs sucking really sickens me. I think this face is more appropriate for this situation --> What do you think Looser... Remote. I just watched a video of a video. Great job despite the laptop speakers. Whaddyou just call me? I use ScriptNo (NoScript equivalent for Chrome), which blocks IFRAMEs from untrusted sites, so I did not have to see anything. However... the WOT ratings were quite... Why would you DO this...? So close to edibility! I think i've seen this one 6 times already. I think the worst I got was "You just haven't found the right man yet." She knew I was married Foreshadowing by Bioware yet again I'm the only atheistic wiccan in my coven. I see on their faces all the time. This game was not simple. What about the fact that rainbow dash's wings are coming out of her butt... You're actually **encouraging** drunk Cities and Knights and Seafarers? Yes, mocking abuse victims is fucking hilarious. I stopped reading after realizing they cannot even spell "percent" properly. My middle school used to be the town's high school. The PE locker rooms were also the fallout shelter. You went down massive ramps, through heavy steal doors, in to a dank, dark, cement-walled basement. They had to do huge renovations, including asbestos removal... after I graduated. Best new meme with the absolute worst typeface. Embossed effect? Came in with a smile, leaving like Why the fuck did you do that? I'm a Reddit Gold member I don't need petty upvotes from a non-gold user ** ** I remember my eighth grade teacher doing sex ed with us girls in the class, and she recalled witnessing a conversation between a teenage boy and girl on the train one day. The girl insisted that females only have two holes in their undercarriage, and the bloke was trying to convince her that there are three. A few girls in the class laughed and said "Stupid boys." ... Karmeleon... ... What? Damn it! Our plans have been foiled! Shit...No wonder the monday raid always takes 4 hours I was going to make a cheap joke that the only way to make it more ghetto would be if it were a Fleshlight can. Then I was all I noticed the dog first. he was farthest from earth.... Hey, being free on bail is part of the system. She is probably not at risk to re-offend or leave the country but if she does either of those things, she is fucked for life. If in such a case, she is not punished, then I'd be . Your username begs to differ How romantic . 9gag? Really? Obviously you're extremely uneducated. I'm a "Database Administrator". On a co-op for the first time and man oh man did learning data structures and PHP and Python and all these other language you learn by 3rd year, not prepare me for using VBA in Access and making forms..... I sat my kids and wife down the day of finding out the release and I told them that Daddy is going away on May 15th. My 8 year old looked up at me with tears welling up in her eyes and asked me where I was going. I told her to a place called Sanctuary where I will become a great hero and help defeat evil. She hugged me and didn't want to let go and my wife just gave me a Clorox Wtf One part of me thinks that this is funny, the german part on the other hand ...And she is also a Malfoy Ah... the good old Gaengpeulraengkeu Nothing about this. at least he is honest ... Your cat goes on your stove top? >One part of me thinks that this is funny, the german part on the other hand Phat_Cat and Cat both work in a very specific dept. in McDonalds? Yeah, I tried to add exactly that comment to r/maledom's description, but reddit told me the subreddit's description was too long Well last summer when I was still f2p, my friend gave me a gunslinger because I liked engineer, and I brought out a sentry and spent about 20 minutes trying to make the sentry level 3 So we're kind of like the ancient Egyptians, but with pigs instead of cats ? Damn. I guess he hasn't. I love minecraft ghost stories. I still don't see why people hate Herobrine so much Watch Cannibal holocaust to find out what else is Pedobear mug. He reads the articles. **That's all**. Hot rod drag racing. As a German: Another Wave owner here - I love that damn tool. Had one for about 10years, and sent it in to get sharpened and fixed a few months back (loaned it to someone who tried to cut off a tec screw with the wire cutters and borked them ). I got a package back from them a few days later with a brand new Wave, and a note basically saying "we don't support that model anymore, enjoy your new knife!". The sentimentality over my old knife wore off as soon as I used the new one - so sharp... so shiny... It's not `null`, it's `_|_` ("bottom"), which makes it ok. (sarcasm) Except that mine isn't sawn off after sex It's not my dream... Yes, because GMOs are the same as cigarettes and asbestos... No, but I checked yours My boss convinced a coworker that this new associate that looked like Bubba Sparks was in fact Bubba Sparks... I reacted to that too. What utter bullshit. RICKY RESCUE Your comment Yeah I missed that; that's...uh... I didn't realize Clockwork Orange was a true story... They damn well shouldn't switch until the end of March here either, I went from finally waking up to the sun back to fighting to wake up in the pitch black of night This isn't r/circlejerk Sideways 66 blocks. I like it on Vayne, and am debating building it on Shyvana after I finish her core build--mostly because Shy is always in the middle of shit during team fights, and she benefits so much from AS. Hm...wondering now if her Q will apply it to everyone she hits with it in dragon form?! Name puns are lame puns. Bah. My step brother found one in his chinese food once, at the restaurant. I like how "the art direction seems a bit immature for its content". The content is literally babies. Bumping into things, or my bag getting caught on the door. But mainly, when I'm working at school and all my books fall to the ground and it's like a paper typhoon. Small tables suck. > We would just use myki, but my boyfriends decided to stop working and refuses to touch on or off now. > "Change the monitor to a Core i3 or Pentium G860" - change the monitor??? also, why intel? Phenoms clock higher. Also, better Price/Performance. Of course super girl has thong tan lines... They probably just wanted his skittles, nvm too soon... Fuck everything about this. Why do we keep employing drug tests when we could use tests that test worker competency without invading the worker's privacy? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ "Irregardless" ** ** Yeah, try being from Nebraska. I basically died on that hike. The worst part was remembering that Incan servants (who were much shorter than we are today) used to carry the Inca up the two-foot high steps all the way up the mountain, and there I was, huffing and puffing and ready to fall over halfway up, even after two weeks of being at high elevations. Don't insult Panda ninja only if you don't blend mine I remember after the 2002 WC, he was literally....everywhere in korea Let us all be thankful that there are measures in place to protect people from the crippling horrible injustice of being offended... >If you can sit down on a toilet with a full hardon, bend it down, and pee, I'm pretty sure there's something wrong with your plumbing. He *doesn't* know about the reddit replacement. .... Oh look it's a..... guise, ever since i updated to 5.1 around 3 days ago i haven't been able to use my phone because the camera button at the side. ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ You are ONE data point. i'm the same age, and my mom and i thoroughly enjoyed the show together Flickr!? 1 in 8? That seems *lower* than average. he went on to become Gallagher's understudy and hit watermelons instead. Same red inside, same satisfying crunch. NO PAIN, NO GAIN "Potential Spoiler". Whiterun in ruins. The AX Pros that I purchased (with my own money ) are hands down the best headset I have ever tried. Compared to the build quality of Turtle Beach headsets, Tritton headsets just feel more solid and have better build quality. Yeah! How dare Taco Bell go all corporate on us!!! instant shaking of the head caused by seeing evidence of Redditors TURNING 18.         6 month old news. adults go to school all the time, at the time i was in tech school, learning computer networking and securities. more to the point, what does it matter? ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ How did they *read* a *movie*!? ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Whenever that happens and people try to talk to me while I sleep, I end up trying to talk them into sex... If it only worked for once. I thought you meant you had sex with the beans. haha Estaba en mi oficina, en un 7mo piso en la colonia Roma, decidimos bajar hasta que empezó a tronar la tablaroca y se fue la luz. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ I face-palmed myself so hard I have been unconscious for hours. She's getting more attention lately though. I think people are finally realizing how awesome she is. Took them long enough. wat I still don't know why people think Houston is a desert with farmland clusters of holes I like the way OP for just a few seconds made a punk ass comment along the lines of, "Mods, I don't care about the karma, feel free to set mine to zero", and then removed it a few seconds before I could post my reply, in a moment of, "I've made a terrible mistake " >Russian one can't see its own damn landing pad so it's useless for preventing base rape. I refuse to believe Diablo 3 will be out in my lifetime until I see it. Hell, I waited ten damn years for Starcraft 2... ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Ahhh yes... Hollywood. The hub of the game development industry. My parents told me the same thing about men. Also the same thing about girls. I can't tell if they're supportive or crazy. That is the curse of high resolutions. I use 1024x768 because of monitor limits. I saw it clearly, but... I have to use 80% to see everything on most websites Hes had 3 things in the front page today You're an asshole. Also, this is probably against the rules. Da fuq's larping Hey look a spelling error, im starting to feel you were lying Mr. incandescent. I'll be expecting corrections promptly. how much you value that giant utopia This is not what I expected when I read the title ...says Penis_Overlord On behalf of my unborn child: Bram Stokers Dracula was a movie. You mean 110 blocks? It was hailing today in Squamish no. that's why i bought it when it went on sale one of the several times that has happened. That's homophobic, you bastard! My man. I read some of the comments for the book Stalker Wow...You must be a blast at a party What did I just read? undue... Its just so interesting I have to watch it again > oh really! Thanks for citing a SINGLE game to prove the MU is balanced! Oh shut up you grinch! Im not great at chess, but I am pretty sure that's not where the knight starts Yeah, I look totally similar to how I did 13 years ago "I believe determinism to be the way the universe works, which sort of eliminates the idea of moral responsibility." ......... Holy shit that's awesome! I wondered how people did that...i always just assumed it was an app.too my fingers are too big for this Indeed.... Again, I say: You've gotta be kidding me...it says her name at the beginning of the video... Oh god Scions And he's been a redditor for 223 days... he must not pay attention. **High school** internet explorer One of the tags is "failure". The thing is, Microsoft employs a bunch of people, so its standards should be improving too. Yes, but did we really give it a ping pong paddle for a tail? Agreed. first bike a supersport? Wat? Why did I watch that... all the way through... I don't even... ** ** I was waiting for it to load...until I got my arm chopped off It didn't take *that* long to level them What the hell is with all the downvotes. Thank you jillyboooty Y U HAVE TO BRAG ABOUT IT!ლ( ლ) please no I'm so hard right now. I hate this thread as nobody will say who the girl is... The guy certainly sounds like a head case. Right, because the "Twenty diamond per vein with a blaze spawner mine" probably wouldn't attract much attention. My gf **really** wants to fuck Bieksa I tought reddit would have worked something out by now to stop this from happeneing. Apparently no one cares. Paper airplanes made of metal ( )'ﾉ.....................┻━┻..........................., -(ಥ益ಥ)-,...................................../━┻......≡(°.°） >Dat Liquid Crystal Display display. Wut? My fear started when I watched this one episode of Tales From the Crypt. It was about this Geppetio of sorts and makes his "Pinnochio" marionette... episode name is "Renes Marionettes" I refuse to watch it through, so i cannot cite any distinct memories about what exactly happened. she literally gets a line of tomcats waiting to have their turn. Was very disturbing the first time I 'walked in' on them doing it... she made eye contact the whole time [](/ppfrown) Where's your denial? He also had *"approximately 100 firearms"*. Did you try Googling this information before you shared it? ლ( ლ) Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs would totally be looked down upon in today's society. Not that that's a good thing. I'm probably going to get downvoted now just so that double negative works Did you even *read* his name? Fucking sidebar. Doesn't show on Alien Blue. 1920 x 1200 Yeah its a 2008. Except now the left fairing is a slightly different shade of black after I repainted it after rashing it up and cracking it in a lowside. The right turn signal is a little messed up as well because when I was at work someone SAT ON MY BIKE AND DROPPED IT Read this as "my *mom* and I..." As soon as you said "cheap mechanical pencils," I had a horrific flashback to elementary school in the 90's, where there were these terrible mechanical pencils that didn't use sticks of lead; they used INDIVIDUAL "pencil" tips stacked on top one another inside the tube that was supposed to be the pencil. Once a tip ran down, you would pull the tip out and put it to the back of the pencil and push it in, thus pushing out another pencil tip. GOD FORBID YOU EVER LOST ONE because you would never be able to use that pencil again. Oh. Of course... Its not going to catch on, drop it Mine does too: nigger. Wait, you're full of shit. Unless you typed Niger, which is a country. I was like, what? Theories aren't based on facts? plus evanescence Right. It came from a reputable source and cost a bit, I just need to know is it going to kill me? Been march 21:th for 4½ hours in EU Thank you everyone for the help in deciding, after work I drove up to the local shop here and tried about 15 different helmets on. My ears are very sensitive now due to the scorpions running one size too small god forbid we make fun of Christianity on an atheist subreddit Wow Well played. have an upvote. That's exactly what the other guy said... Well... Except there is one fatal error in this picture... What is she doing out of the kitchen??? This must be a fake... Because he's Iraqi....Wonder how he made it out...alive.... Yeah that baby was really 50/50 until the possibility of a *Calvin & Hobbes* mural came around Not sure if trolling... or sarcastic... Rofl. I never did queen. I needed the speed of the runner to be any bit effective. I've now tried out natural selection 2 on steam...it's fairly similar...though the aliens can kill humans rather quickly and it takes near a full clip to kill even the basic alien... Dudes not funny This guy is karma whoring all day huh. Because......that's no moon TIL Crocodile Dundee had a child, and that child has grown up to be a redditor. That should be a challenge too, play without fly How can you get bored of YouTube playthroughs.. Play the game and talk. You're just playing minecraft.. Wow, the sheer amount of people bitching in this thread is ridiculous. Newsflash, it's not any better in other subreddits. Go to /r/funny right now, there is literally a frontpage post titled "This man is not funny." Didn't have to resort to name calling dude Because he has a gun Dat username. April o'Neil is a porn star, too.. are you alluding to someone in particular? Its amazing what you can do with an HTC smartphone and two wii controllers (from the press release). I didn't know what NSWF was, I also didn't notice the category was space dicks ಠ_ಠ^ I hate that airport I don't think Dan or I had seen the word "integrated" in your post anywhere before this last comment. If you hadn't snapped at Dan I bet he would have helped you, and I may have too ಠ_ Selling a product with compound interest to a person who doesn't understand the term "compound interest". Sounds highly ethical to me Haha Nice, yeah I guess it's just from starting early. I had a single Cola plant and also a 15 equal cola plant which is still going now. Thanks for the compliment - Side note - I just got done seshing with a friend and we smoked my harvested THC-Bomb. I've never seen my friend get super faded dumb. He wasn't even coherent hahaha. man I grew some good stuff, puts me to sleep. that's why I'm rambling now...anyways happy smokin! I know it's not uncommon (I've seen it all over the place), but everytime someone says that, I can't help but make the face. Who does even takes the time to write an articel like this Geez this aint the sims Sandpaper tongue Google "negging" and LMR (last minute resistance) if you really want to . Happened in my school. Go Florida Thanks for pointing that out. I completely missed it. If you played that as a kid... you're probably STILL a kid since it's only 7 years old. Actually it's 'look of disapproval' not 'face of disapproval' I can relate when im tickled. >I don't like being called a pedophile because I don't fuck children. The school I attended 10 years ago has a *wind turbine technician* program now. Over the last few years a wind farm was built on a nearby island, so obviously there's lots of work in wind turbines, right? Let's forget the fact that you would be able to work on a lot more things if you became an actual electrician. They also offer a *game development technician* program. Digipen and fullsail are one thing, but a random Canadian college providing that sort of diploma is absurd. Just a few hours and he already has more karma than I made in the months I've been here. Heil! NSFW! Nietzsche is not a religion Jeez, spoilers much? My girlfriend - "Here let me check those for you" Before straight up grabbing and squeezing my balls... I'm screwed Jonatha Where do you get a car for less than $100? That's not how plate tectonics works ..What are you studying, naked men? ( ) "looks like your" ( )~--■-■ I don't think so, Tim. So did the pawn shop in Pulp Fiction. 1.) Can we see a picture of yourself?[*Edit:* I **didn't** mean I wanted to see his dick ] Uh, until the brain swelling sets in that is diewhitegirls? explain Sorry, but really? Haven't you seen a globe before? And here comes the pointless rage about TB having fun in a pointless poll, because remember kids! EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING HE DOES IS BAD Back when demo CD's existed..... This guy.. I was teaching in China, one student was about to fall asleep, so as a joke I pretended to take off my shoe and throw my shoe at them....the collective gasp instantly told me I'd screwed up . Thankfully the class took it in a good way. You must not watch a lot of funny tv... I see you put everything in .h files "Is running a good substitute for squats?" ಠ_ಠ I saw you coming . I'm glad you said this. Someone once commented to me that Andrew Jackson was one of the greatest US Presidents... I was a history major. The $20 bill is the most shocking part of American History. "usernamemadetoday" No it wasn't... A decade is unlikely, I agree. But the next generation will grow up without coal jobs to support them. And Appalachia isn't ready for that. There is no fall-back industry, yet there are so many "Friend of Coal" vanity plates around here. People believe the coal will never run out. I was more concerned by the fact that she used the good old gonewild 'first post, be gentle' in reference to a picture with underage barnyard animals I want to know what demon powers allowed this writer to read my thoughts. I normally hate these "Gattit, we need to talk. " posts, but this /r/spacedicks topic got me thinking. You're saying that David Suzuki needs a lesson the scientific method? And that he's disinterested in science? "Hoy Aprendí Que" que en una de las calles... ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ^ well, my virgin ask science post went well! I'll certainly try again... Anyone realize that it's the stake president. Face burns are always funny Me too... But not through choice It's not a joke Snow White is a heroine in the original tale. As an American who dated a French guy for a year, I can assure you he never spit on me or anyone I'm affronted by the slight implication that you *used* to be mad when some idiot would respond to the mention of France with, "France? French people are bunch of a stereotypes." I lived in China and the culture difference sometimes got to me so bad, I'd be infuriated walking through the city. People touching my face, taking pictures of me, people with a complete lack of common decency and understanding that other people are sentient and deserve to be treated like human beings, even if they are a novelty to you. People spitting everywhere, pissing on the street or on the floor INDOORS sometimes, vomiting nonchalantly at an outside restaurant and then carrying on. A woman almost hit my open-toed-sandaled feet with a snot rocket. It is also wildly illegal to ask about height. Where do you work? Don't mention being throttled until later in the years and give the excuse "you bought the unlimited data not the speed." ಠ_ಠ slide it out VAIN. Armillary Sphere, Journeyer's Kite, and two wayfarer's baubles in a mono-colored deck. You don't run away? Haha, I squat more than her! What a pussy! Says the man who just called a stranger "asshole" and said "fuck you" in the title of his thread. You ought to meet my college roommate, then. He was pissed at all the white frat boys for "stealing our women" and the Asian girls for "betraying their heritage", but was okay with me dating white women because I was "just balancing them out." [](/spikewtf "So a pet is all I am to you? ") You're supposed to be the IT guy. yyyyaaaaaaaaaay didnt blame anyone... That frosting looks radioactive. forgets about dawn of war That fetus of hers is allready making duck faces. your kids are going to be half that.......... Yeah, otherwise Anal would be a brilliant first name... Cannot un-see There are actually people in these comments who need this explained to them. Heh... Forget passing the goddamn exams i don't have a car > You did it straight after asking where you did it. Seriously? What do you know? Redditor for 29 minutes You refer to these people and their need for an explanation condescendingly but you won't even provide an explanation ... "He"? ಠ_ಠ hes winning, though....ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Yeah, I really hate it when companies and people refer to their AR-15 as an M4 this does NOT make wheel chairs obsolete.... Unless it is the father committing adultery Your order of operations question can go into non existance!!!!!!! The numbering on those questions is a little funny as well... for all you know You watch soundtracks? So kagney linn karter isn't the provider behind this ad? Shame... Go fuck yourself. I now have a chubby at work. It's right there in the item menu under Manamune I thought I had an idea of what candor meant. now i'm not sure Yeah, on top of it they did that 3 times... I rejoined so I could finish my round, afterwards I left... Didn't want to do that again... I wasn't the one who downvoted you, otherwise I'd be doing the same thing he did to me. Pregnant friend "drinking with the girrllzzzz 2nite" she was 2 months pregnant Favourite. I just don't... I'm throwing my telescope away "Hindsight" I WONDER WHO WAS IN THAT? facebook face shoes!.... Ah yes, I explained this problem to my girlfriend who is puzzled but amused by my addiction to virtual hats, and her suggestion was just to get another max head and paint it. My reaction to this advice: what if some one has more than a physical disability, my brother cannot feed himself, this thing would be a challange...... Banana diet? *sees username* Oh snap, no you di-int! Only I can call my aunt a cunt, you cunt! I actually got reamed out by my brother, my former best friend, and some dumb chick. It ended up being a 47-comment thread. REPOST It was a weird ride to say the least, I have had a mother ask me to cut a tattoo off of her sons back and return it to her (he was in a field for a month, there was no tattoo...), I had an aunt ask for nude pictures of a nephew who was in his 20's and try to slip me a disposable camera, picked up a body from Mexico, embalmed and ready to go with a package (started to leak and smell, it was his organs ). I send my injured militia with crutches against forgotten beasts Its not st Totteringham's day (yet) its also a bit weird how the van doesnt have a company name or anything else.. just the KNIGHTS TEMPLAR logo I can only give so many 's. Said by I_Shit_In_Vaginas... .... your username ..... ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ You think Ozma isn't moe? Mother of god I'm Canadian to, and I've always wondered this as well. I've also wondered what our accents sound like to others. I hope I don't sound like a hillbilly. I watched some TV show set in America yesterday; in one scene some people rushed out of a car and put it in reverse instead of park. We get NBC in Canada And yet you still called him a douche bag You found temple run through reddit? What the hell did I just watch Can someone explain why as of writing this comment, the OP's comment has 3.5k downvotes according to RES? I thought only the upvotes and downvotes for submitted threads have fudged results? Or is the OP actually getting 3.5k downvotes... A girl, who I later found out was tripping on LSD, decided in the middle of class to start turning condoms into balloons, and then to pop them with matches. There's an ion, take way the o and it's kill us in Philadelphia. That's scarier IMHO . [10] "I find it more enjoyable and I'm not too bad at it, even though my MMR is only 1400." More importantly, why is OP picking up children like that? DA FUCK IS THIS "noob gtfo" Never stated that she stated that Some days we go to r/Canada to get our dose of and some days r/Canada saves us the trouble and come to us. combo work (work at home software dev) + moved to new city. just been slammed TRYING to be responsible. it sucks What part of this makes her intelligent? It's made for us, for those who live in countries were 9mm for civilians are forbidden... Please don't complain about it... I would love to have a G17 but can't because of the laws in my country... ┌( )┘ my memorable moment was always getting headshot by sniper in hostage building wait...never mind ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ For some reason N does not look that altered at all..... Your username... Too far man, too far Happens on the daily I remember when my friend took my iPad and typed that on Safari and left it on that page when he left, so that was the first thing I saw when I unlocked my iPad... I clicked for the Lady but got no Lady > ಠ_ಠ I hate this meme ╚( )=┐ ╚( )=┐ ╚( )=┐ sorry sorry sorry sorry nigga nigga nigga nigga ** ** Downvoted for hate speech and promoting violence. ** ** Are you saying I have no life? OH no.... whatever will I do? Someone on Reddit used their ever so valuable time to tell me I have no life. On my one comment with 0 upvotes out of the 500 or so other comments in this thread. You do realize Obama did what bush did in less than half the time debt wise? I can confirm this   Why don't you have a seat over there. There's a man who hangs outside of Starbucks and barks at people. The local kids call him Barky. ... still upvoted to see the new pineapples *after* I read the bottom line 1st ingredient: store-bought bread ... still upvoted to see the new pinapples while I was reading the bottom line No you didn't, it says that nowhere in the title ಠ_ಠwrongorderwrongorderwrongorderwrongorderwrongorderwrongorderwrongorderwrongorderwrongorderwrongorderwrongorderwrongorderwrongorderwrongorderwrongorderwrongorder Gabriel '. are they trying to be generic as possible? You just made my point you cum dumpster. making it bolder makes me feel like i killed a puppy and shit in your face.... i am sorry.. If these things reproduce, there will be no world! no invite Oh god they dress them up then eat them. All of his comments have to do with time travel I was literally singing "we are young" in my head right before I clicked on this...been stuck in my head all night I can answer that. My phone is jailbroken. I am using a theme called Jaku, which is why the 3G is different. I also have it displaying my available RAM, which was 64GB at the time of the screenshot. As for the , I did this using a feature inside of SBSettings. Let me know if you have any further questions on that. I tried that once. Never again This also applies to the Chicago CTA gates that have handicapped doors. I saw a bum reach behind and hit a button to open the door. No cops/staff around. I have a scar on dick from a jellyfish sting Eat with watermelon. Always cleans up the grease I have been attempting to install the Diablo font, but to no avail. It's just because it is a .ttf and has a bunch of embedding restrictions on it. Every other font I have that isn't copyrighted and unable to be embedded. I even ran the damn font through a program that gets rid of the embedding restrictions, and it still wont work. Sorry but Hisao doesn't have goals or aspirations in the beginning. I don't. Not after that carefully woven web of deceit. ...I'm already getting down with this cream pie... "Mayonaise" Like those goldfish that you can see their poop coming. Well that's nice to know. I'm sitting on the floor right next to my couch. I was expecting a: why did you click that link? All this negative feedback and yet it's still being upvoted. "ಠ "? Fuck. I had hoped they could let House kill her a bit earlier... This will be such a depressing finale... no, at the time I just felt that 1-2 minutes could be best spent doing/reading other things, as others seemingly did too based on the relatively low amount of upvotes. then when i noticed it had a shitload more upvotes later, i came back and read it... oh and i can do this too: Wait, I read that as penises until you said coin. The fuck did i just see Why is this not a novelty account ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ It's okay! Global Offensive will be here later this year to make it all better. The beta is currently still using those audio files though people on reddit think africa is just one big country. Yeah, that totally worked for the guy who sexually harassed me in middle school! there is no greater perversion, or a greater waste of time than the utter irrefutable understand of the fact that this is most assuredly The End of the story...... Nice, I only need a 277 kilo squat Pretty with piercings here, i sometimes get "you would look so pretty without all that stuff in your face". But... you look *nothing* like her He's back to Fez-mode "Da nex bes thang" Who's Jarvik? And then you will friendzone him What? No seriously, what? Nice try Frictional Games promotion guy Why is your penis staring at a dragon ball Why wasn't your shotgun with you in the first place The dude had like 100 pounds on this kid, self defense against an unarmed teen. Your username and the title Finish the bucket list. What did the League of Legends player ask the DoTa 2 player? Where's my key ? They sure put a lot of time and energy into showing the rules they follow. Uh huh, sure....... Swap those words around and you get what 4chan is really all about... I never had It Wut Y'know...I think maybe reddit isn't the place you should be seeking moral advice I wrote it yeah, how terrible for him.... it would be much better if he were never born, right? Photobucket? Yep. I posted a comment on one of the overly negative articles, saying they were still acting bitter because of the whole iPhone prototype scandal, and Jesus Diaz banned me from commenting. Because I'm a muppet? This is nuts... internet bubble anyone? The stock as of today is up 47% from their IPO.... yet no strong money making model... looks like me in middle school.........jk. no, but seriously. Hey, c'mon. Those strippers aren't overweight. They're pregnant. Looks like Gaben. I found the difference to be pretty stark, but then again my eyesight is excellent. I can imagine how some people might miss it at first glance, especially in an apple store. I actually had a similar experience when I went to pick mine up, the employee pointed to an iPad 2 thinking it was an iPad 3...twice . Ash died wtf no seriously really???? And for the love of spaghetti monster...please no small penis jokes. Shady should stop hanging out with Vince Young... Looks like someones keeping their laptop in the fridge... Murderer I use cloud services a fair bit. It takes me 2h to upload 1GB onto the cloud and about 10mins to download it back off their service it helps if she's conscious... Beetles? I was doing something else all day after that episode . all the super lemon haze in NZ is absolutely crap. looks good. smells great. does fuck all. I think I'm the only one of my friends that stil, uses the old Facebook. Srsly I can't stand it wtf . That thing is supposed to be a dragon? I always thought they smelled more like my balls after a run. >get back in /r/keto and post an update Paris Hilton. That's why I do not. Once did this with my family's computer. My mother had no idea what was going on, and freaked out because she though the creepy ex wife of one of her male friends had hacked into the computer and was watching her Deep envy But you liked it, didn't you, Dave... . . . but seriously . Does this help? ** ** Is that gsxr lowered with an extended swing arm? ಠ_ಠ. Fuck you, sir. Ah 3DS Ambassador games. When I find time I've been playing Fire Emblem: Sacred Stones. When I find time. Only hipsters preface their comments by saying they are not hipsters. I hate when co-workers break a meeting with, "Alright, let's get back to work." *Back* to work? Where are we? Vacation? Kids Why? What would set a person off in this kind of situation? Hello dumbasses, it said 'according to The National Enquirer...' Obviously false. "I know, i'll get a equal and accurate percentile of men who watch porn by asking Reddit males"... Now watch as reddit upvotes your edited double post more than the original They're all awesome Not trying to be dense, but what did you mean by "isn't this what you always wanted?"? Because, reading through that...I just don't even. I keep thinking they've hit bottom, and then someone comes and digs a hole to sink even lower. "Connecting..." to that guy who downvoted - what, like she's not pretty? I.. I have nothing to say.. You would have tried to keep them and sell them for cost when they were broken? **WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING IT? ** I was still looking for it, for like 20 seconds Yeah, I wouldn't fuck her either. I know the first thing I want to do after I go down on my partner is take a pic and post it on fb >You say this like I'm supposed to have a set of "internet emotions" "give my computer internet" . . wow The man on the cover is germanys new "federal president" Joachim Gauck. For a second I thought the thumbnail displayed The Illusive Man. Wow that's cool! Could you make vid.... Oh yeah... Fuck. Right, next you'll tell me monks can conjure tea... Nice try Bioware. >that's funny, because I'm pretty sure **MOST** of the *New Testament* gospels were written after that. it sounds like Krystal's saying "what the fuck kill yourself" to me. no krystal, i will not kill myself. No hat. another spot where bioware missed the target. hologram swords.. Or better gold -> silver conversion ratio I said ''Yeah because Megaman serie was such a disaster right?'' and you said ''No, it wasn't a disaster.'' You took me seriously while i was being sarcastic so im not sure if you know that i was being sarcastic Read as ovaries . Omigah... Is this real? sans liquor It's an amazing feat of nature, let's kill it.. That's the same thing the cop who pulled me over in Wyoming said, where there is NOTHING and NOONE out there Checked username; wasn't WorstPossibleAnswer The only good thing about that is the stadium with a view of the sea. That seems like an amazing concept. Otherwise... This was on one of the Reddit servers a long time ago (Like 2 years ago), and the guy was a bit of a regular there and also a redditor here... So I hope you know who you are I fail to see how that would be a good idea. I came here to say at my first glance: 'Crotch Owl' Strange as I barely remember Italy I already have in my `~/.XCompose`. That way I can use it anywhere! That just ruined my childhood DAMMIT! No link! I got all excited and it was just plain text. ES still boots of speed... Grandmother I'd Like to F***"? Flash grenades? Ok judging by the effect of a flashlight on your eyes, the flashbangs will probably give you permanent blindness. I hate you. If you're gonna post about how sweet your relationship with her was, maybe you shouldn't also post comics about how you hopped between multiple girlfriends within months of her dying. And the pictures of your wife and baby alongside the gonewild pictures of your wife are classy at first I was like Cybermen, not Death Note I'm sure there is an explanation for both mysteries. In fact, I'm sure IS THE SAME explanation. still checking out your ex? Seriously **they never said they was a lady** ** ** I think this gets reposted every week at least once, and yet STILL GETS UP VOTES! Either there are literally 100's of new redditors a day, or some redditors click about 5 links a day from one subreddit a day, and think to themselves,"that's enough for today, I don't wanna over do it." Haha that's good to hear then! And thanks :) She's moved on remarkably quickly (Had a new crush on her best friend within 3 weeks, suspicious ), so I figure that fretting over somebody like that is probably not going to be very productive. Just gonna go out, have fun, and hope to meet somebody that makes me as happy as I would try to make them! My uncle has the same dog and he does that too except, he sits on you sometimes I'm 16... Should have listened to the NSFW She didn't have to know WHERE it was. She could have made suggestions of where they're usually found, though, and what a meter actually looks like, because some people have no idea. Jeez, who pissed in your Cheerios today? Anyone who thinks a copy of ME3 is only 18 euros is an idiot, and the sticker is in the exact same place as the other games. In fact, I see down in the right corner that The Darkness II has it's numeral covered as well. Are they gonna bitch about that one next? My roommate claims he's never watched porn. Yeah, it is kind of strange having an admin going around killing people in all diamond. Seems a little fishy to me. Holy shit, I've never seen anything like that. It's...beautiful, as well as disgusting. By groping them you are no better then them. I do too and I don't know man... **I hope** he didn't know it was in there What the hell is a fepshep? Dude. No. That comment has more upvotes than the post itself. Under the Beyonce photo, Laserdisc was the most popular audio format. laserdisc was never popular and was a video format. dressing room. Don't me, we're all here to help each other!!!!!!! > She has hammers in there too? FUck the Colts. Nope... never.... everyone's happy here Ha! My son's gayer than yours! Bet my son could kick your sons ass at being gay. Wonderful, but why do I see internet explorer open Bidoof is pope? We call that *fog* here in the southside... 100% agree with you. After reading so much about Waterson, It always pains me to see people making stuffed toys and t-shirts etc, no matter how they try to justify it. It's even worse that they're selling it. Oh dear God, Bill Waterson wouldn't like to see this kind of thing >BASTARD. I'm terrified by how many people cannot divide by 5 in their head. RIP Space Shuttle Program "Malkin got a leg with his wand." "Cc me on that email." = Some friend. So a single blueberry is a serving... You left your turtle outside. ** ** **STOP BEING MY MUM. I DON'T NEED SLEEP. I CAN STAY AWAKE FOREVER.** ** ** The look on the woman on the left > Why do you want to look like a frat kid? Hey wait a sec that sixth one...it.....looks..... odd Thanks, yeah that is bad, Especially as he tried to create a loophole and knew about the NDA > I feel like the UIS students, faculty, and staff probably care. dark and normal. my thoughts exactly... .... copy paste? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Hate to tell the person who made the outermost comment that red/blue/green came out before the anime... but. you can... Yes...we do. Holy shit that is expensive. Ok... you win. > They've only announced the release date of the announcement of the release date. ლ( ლ) ...your name dat boob jiggle Come on... it hasn't even been a day since this was reposted Salty, buttery deliciousness coated with bacon flavouring... Yeah, it sounds just terrible. > Its just them saying let other people solve our problems. Meh, mostly fake incest porn, but there was this one story of this guy asking how to basically become his sisters fuck buddy Would you consider a slow diarrheal death bad? I had 5 pet goldfish once. My brother who was 3 at the time killed them all with a pen. No sex until 1 month or more after birth , Douchey, but not the end of the world since it imports your entries over. It would have sucked to have to disable/enable 2FA and have to redo my OTP's for all my apps. In Gandolf's voice " thou shall not pass" Hold up. Just caught the "little" in little girl. Do you mean children? Blitzcrank is Russian made? ლ( ლ) - What are you doing to that pig!? -- Oh wait! Did you build that yourself? That is so clever! I think the brain has his dick flipped up... Eat your cereal i always wondered how do you do this: 'stupider' What really is WTF material is the fact that PEOPLE ARE TAKING MAXIM MAGAZINE SERIOUSLY. There's this thing that Maxim likes to print in its pages, excuse me if you haven't heard of it, that's called a joke. C'mon people, you guys are better than this damn it, You need to tag that crap with a spoiler. I haven't gotten through s6 yet. Caveats. To caveats. nice try camper ಠ_ಠ "A dollar make's me holla!" ಠ_ಠ I bet she'll be saying that a lot later in life too. Ugh, more physorg links? The flour is white like Jesus. I prefer Ultra-Pros, not sure why but their yugioh sleeves are better. The negative karma whore. Fight him with upvotes. Make him lose his desired negative karma! Unless.. That's what it wants I request an airhead... DUDE, Niemi looked fucking pathetic on that play. Why the hell couldnt he just get up Then again he's only one who skipped the president I just started and I found like three in two weeks Facehugger attack? why is it an UNDERshirt? You use Endless Summer as a seduction tool?? Lucky the forest didn't catch fire *Cheap* date? That dinner was $180 AFTER the coupon What the fuck did I just read Yomi's bracelet wasn't green. Lol bullshits. Priceless. Nooooooooo. I'm merely writing the title down for no apparent reason. So, what you're saying is, me spending my time in happiness of not being late for something for the first time, made me late for it? FML Press shouldn't be "friendly" (or "unfriendly") to anything. it was a joke! Cleaning up someone else's piss in someone else's house is common courtesy? # Not a single one of you muthafuckas accounted for leap years. Still more economical than the high speed rail .... Not all cats are, just most. I have a cat that will play in water. I have to make sure the toilet lid is down or she gets into it Yeah, so lets promote hits to this douche bag's site. Why did you shave his chest.... Speak for yourself In the Netherlands our lockers are just big enough to fit 3 books and your jacket.. #96. fatso. The rage comic is funny, but his fucking comments .. Mine stayed over for a few days recently. Watched Oldboy on Netflix together... Texting someone while riding in the peloton of a race. Almost fell and got some Came expecting fanatic teenager. Holy crap, this dude's a full grown man acting like an out of control middle schooler. So that experience... made you fuck stab wounds? Winning vs. 4 feels good? I'm wondering what planet this lady is from, with penis heads the size of baby heads... Did you marry a gorilla? That thing on the right... It looks like it's eating its eyebrow. You made her do math?! While I agree it sucks, and hope it gets better. I came to say my coworker loves it. No idea why. He thought the old interface was stupid. But they gave it to you for free... I overlooked the NSFW tag Nice try Florida and Massachusetts Of course, he broke up with a woman so he must be gay. Expected to see a pretty cosmos photo with a deep and meaningful science related quote. Instead I saw <I>that</I> I don't want to live on this planet anymore. I thought as much as I read your post. You should really consider playing more SD games. It tends to be a calmer draft since the options are clearly laid out and your picking phase has double the time. And yeah, I don't know why people go SD when they're not willing to try new heroes. It's okay to really dislike one hero (looking at you Shadowblade ), but all 3 of them? You lied. I can't see your ass at all. Oh, right, *that*. Yes...he is. this is an excellent example of the pot calling the kettle black. i think i am having a hypocrisy overload Everyone meet back here at noon March 23, 32 years from now to prove this fact or fiction. 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I'm a NOC analyst and marathon runner who happens to be black but it would appear all they see is a black dude in a predominantly white area. Must be casing the place out, right? I've literally seen mothers shoo there children inside when I run by. Clearly you're in cahoots with him This is a great idea but I see one flaw. The winner would be the person who shamelessly spams nsfw links. I am guilty of up voting things just because I see a boob. I am in myself. yeah and then if they do apparently that teacher is a "bitch" and a "horrible" teacher Are you from Australia? Keep your continent far away from me. Now that you mention it Honestly I thought she was going to blame me for it haha. I had to yank her out sideways because of a huge tree in my path. I pulled her right beside a bush, she thought her truck was going to be all scratched up. All the while she had her truck in neutral and took her hands off the wheel When my grandfather passed, I was left with all of his old war photography that I was quite fond of. I started to sort through and categorize the hundreds and hundreds of photos so I could put together in a book and share with my family. When I got towards the bottom, I noticed a couple risqué photos that were sepia tone self-shot mirror pics. It started with a few lingerie photos, then a few topless photos, and then the realization it was my grandma when she was around 18. Was that why so many non-Chinese fellas were at the last rally...? V-1 rockets did not work this way . spelling out the names of greek characters... might as well just do this: This is a joke right? I didn't think it was possible for them to make my gear less appropriate. Now I have to get two full sets of Rakata in order to get appropriate mods and a useful set bonus. I drew the logo for this subreddit..... That image is from a Mac sell it on the black market.. its right in the article... I thought the self was for bragging about it. Jokes are tough to see through text sometimes. Unless we all start typing like Elcor. Good thing MLG starts at 22:00 for me Another one?!? Damn you time, hurry up >And then there's the idiots who DO actively go out and buy Norton... You callin' me a girl?! Hang tight guys, OP will deliver. yeah, stealing all my Walleye bait... One word: blenders. Is there a pic of your bike anywhere? Once, I was walking home drunk from the bar, humming to myself (like you do), when something stood up on the patio of the apartment to my right. I swear by all that's awesome I thought it was a lawn gnome; it scared the crap out of me. After stopping dead in my tracks, squinting at it for a bit, and watching it eat some cat food, I managed to convince myself it was just a raccoon. There was definitely less humming and more speed-walking from that point on. That's right! If he had been white and wearing a hoodie, he would have gotten gunned down just the same! sarah jessica parker, horse, ea sucks, mass effect ending sucked, rick santorum sucks, keanu reeves is a good guy, , assisted suicide should be legal, marijuana should be legal, ill probably get downvoted into oblivion for this but, people on facebook are kinda stupid. yeah, because NOBODY ever recycles memes We have a church across the street from my college. They come here every once in a while to hand out Testaments. At first I was like "they're handing out bibles in an educational institution dedicated to learning and moving forward? " How awesome would it be that the same year, the Cards win it all, the Blues win it all and the Rams ... oh ... well don't move to LA! If things are made "free", there will be massive shortages because people will decide to take 6 or 7 packages of condoms instead of buying 1 or 2. Producers will also not want to manufacture them because there would be no profit incentive. If there's no profit incentive, there will be no innovation and the quality of the products will stagnate. You're in the wrong corner of the Internet my friend How the hell can you hate onions? you know they're literally in everything, right? yeah...at school... that was...good! I think they call them "asian". You cited Conservepedia? Near the sides, so close (s)he would fall off. I heard Matt Mira talk about this on the nerdist podcast, now the Internet has brought me a picture! Thanks internets. Oh and calo rific wow, i just pulled 12 words worth of story out of my ass , my highest rated comment on reddit so far.. Why do you mean? I'm Asian and I went to a Chinese place an it said "*monkey brains and testicles*" my god people said it taste just like chicken. not sure if trolling or just stupid....... wow OP you're a real rapscallion Im under 21, remember? It is the opportunity of a generation for them to unload stocks on the unsuspecting public. Thanks for reminding me. Reminder, if one of those guys jumps off a bridge, someone is gettng charged with a hate crime. >And then there's the idiots who DO actively go out and buy Norton... Deaf Student Speechless... Sincer, nu imi pasa de cati au conturi de fb&/tw. Mi se pare totusi aiurea ca-n ziua de azi sa nu ai un email de contact. Ceea ce inseamna ca daca nu stai in resedinta de judet depinzi de Posta (si stim cat de bine merge aia). And apparently a pedo... >but somehow don't mind looking at one for hours on end. Being in the market for a Virt-P refurb, this was the first week since January where I haven't checked for stuff, and the first week since January where they actually have products available. Yeah. agreed on the second season likelihood; namedrop 'white dragon' about 20 times and never tell us what the hell it is. I would offer.. But I'm only 20 and just lost my licence for demerits I could be wrong, don't believe nicotine gum and patches are prescription medication, and therefore wouldn't be covered by health insurance. Just like how insurance companies cover birth control (*sometimes* ), but not condoms or sponges. I believe there are lots of smoking cessation treatments that are paid for by health insurance companies. I fell in love for the series for doing that, oh hey I can read this and it makes some modicum of sense to me and my base level understanding of space and planet-sized physics... then I get to the first big space to space battle of ME3 ಠ_ರೃ... its all these ships bunched up and running into each other and shit, popped my monocle straight out. Top two responses are jokes. I was actually interested in reading some real stories here. Jak 2 isn't so hard. They're mostly gotten from the side-missions like the racing, gun courses, jet-board course. All those have like 9 orbs each. Jak 3 is worse. I'm missing two orbs. Yeah plus during the middle of the day all of the older people are shopping and when they see a young guy buying condoms they give you that look Scumbag redditor: Username is imonlylurking -- has an account. ** ** I can't think of anything stereotypically annoying or bad about dual sport riders The king and queen have the same dad. *in their own way You and me both How does one "barely have a real accent"? ... What *you* realized? You reposted what I made two days ago, jackass… And yet, no Emma Watson. Que feo caso, yo al contrario, tengo a pura gente hablando pestes del gasto, entre ellos mi mamá, mi papá y mis tias. 9GAG did it... planet x doesn't exist But.. but... did you *see* the dinner theater???? Mr game on watch Okay, then why did the 9/11 report ignore the WTC7 in their own report? "How much is that item", "It's $5", "Alright, I'll take it", "That'll be $6.85 then", " ". Gets stabbed...runs immediately into a bar bathroom. Me and my friend do the whole LED thing. I do gloving, he does poi. We have been going to clubs doing this for like 2 years. Not once has a girl approached either of us... New stealth bomber, Minmatar ship looks exactly the same as our old one. She lost her head, poor thing. Help, what are you making me look at? If this works well then this will have a huge impact on my food, so I thank you in advance, and scorn you if not * * dat aoe The one in the bottom left is "Flash cock" . Also, those prices are outrageous! They eat these for breakfast on fear factor At first I was like ...... ಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠ ಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠ Don't judge a book by its cover, apparently covers Those afflicted with rectal potatoes too . No travel there Yeah look at the bottom, rule 34: old nickelodeon shows. Eeehhh.... Sweep the Eagles That is so fucking creepy as a Darwinite, I would sign it but I just don't feel like making an account on there.... Wait, people actually pay to get their clearance and not through their employer? Your on the adventure time subreddit no need to tell us who he is we already know no. Not sure whether or not to upvote for making me laugh, or downvote because deep inside I'm still a gen I supremist. That's an interesting idea... Makes sense, but do people even do that? XD plus they look real to me, especially the nipples. it seems logical not to stab your boobs with needles though. well then... Wow. Who peed in your cornflakes? Marked for November..... **No**, your not allowed to be scared... So you pretended to be a dog, and peed on him or pretended to pee on him? He said: **You little fuck your pic sucks, post your sister's tits on gw instead ** At first I was like ...... I don't know who started this whole thing about replacing whole thoughts with the word "awesome," but I'm starting to Well yeah, Burton doesn't do scary, he does campy. Proof: see the new "Dark Shadows" trailer Hackers..? I just told you. At the top the arrow pointing down click it and slide it over. You will find That's.... a very good point. I'm really tempted and I suppose I could. But no more. A2A.... Also you call it elo hell, but you're ranked 1400 NeanderTrundle BETTER be coming out to go with these museum-quality skins I would be more worried about there being a piece of fork in your salad. That shit cray the active ingredient in catnip, repels mosquitoes ten times more effectively than DEET... That doesn't look unopened to me Come in to comment about politics, reddit has turned the thread into a joke. I had a cat that would wake me up like this every day. I like this idea, but for those of us living abroad or in other parts of the world, we have to make sure we do it when it's daytime everywhere. Nothing works with Dubstep. You only have 3G The revolution has begun! It began with the guinea pigs, then the cats, next... the hamsters... I knew I shouldn't have clicked that but now it's too late and I can never unsee it anymore My First World Problem: I go to Reddit to try and get entertained, but there are all these reposts of reposts and this is not entertaining and not the same feeling as having a déjà vu Dang. I think I found this post a lil bit too late Idiots saying idiot things about the idiotic things other idiots said He... he used it once, let it go What, you can't let gays have this *one* guy. Seriously, all the hot guys are straight. It displeases me. ( ) Can we please get this retarded old men who don't even know how to use a computer out of power? Why are people like this making policies? This goes for USA as well. Why can't average people make laws and not these nut jobs? Somebody get some ice! A two year-old should not eat while walking, especially a stick-like object while stepping over a curb. I'm still not sure if I sang the imaginationland song right so I don't know if I'm fucking there yet .... I see what you did there. Chilliwack No words to explain my feelings after reading this. ಠ_ಠ people actually gather in groups to watch porn? There's job enjoyment vs money issues, and then there's **job enjoyment versus money issues ** Yours is the latter, not the former. Great idea but think how many people would get mad once they found out it was fake and wanted their money back and, knowing what these idiots are like, compensation aswell Mind blown. *reads first comment* Come on guys... It's swollen. Which means one got bigger. Not smaller. SWEET! WHAT... DOES MINE... SAY? I am suddenly scared of the future. Shit. Also, linking directly to the image Her eyes look an awful lot like , and for good reason. SUHWEETUH. WHAT. DOES MINE. SAY!?!?!?!???!????????!?!!!!?!??? TIL there's a place called Muckefuck Yes, I've heard lots and lots of good things about the British health care .... Why did I have to wipe out all the Jews to win? Heaven forbid we run out of server space The illusion didnt work on me. Why was the guy at 5:50 digging You stole my karma! its not like there havent been like 2000 posts about this. suuuuure. we could all use 1 more seriously. stop. add: ⊙▃⊙ ๏̯͡๏ ಠ_๏ ╚(•⌂•)╝ ╚( )=┐ ٩◔̯◔۶ ◉_◉ 흫_흫 (`･ω･´) WE get to decide that, not you Fuel economy drops too. Never a good idea to run without a thermostat. the cooler the engine, the longer the duty cycle on the fuel injectors, your engine is never going to stay in proper fuel control. Don't laugh at your own jokes. (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ >You still get all the carbs. Worse so the tutorial cannot be skipped. I've played that damn level more than any other in the game. I'll give you 40 lashes.. 12 minutes of my life wasted on this. I demand them back Somehow, that comment did more to cheer me up than pinkie telling me to smile did... Really? You INVENTED a microscope? I hope that's not how you acquired your name If this is at work, you better clean this shit up. This is a drudge report link... rated M for mature perhaps you should take a walk through west philly. you'd learn the real meaning of " " Lol silly goose [6] we enjoy life and don't preach it unlike you Mateslikerabbits This. Thanks for making an old redditor feel even older. Your grandfather is two years younger than my dad. That's the joke . Switched over to U-Verse last month as it finally became available in my area. Installer came out, there was some glitch in the matrix that had to be fixed at the junction so someone else would have to come out. Installer took a sharpie and wrote his name and number on my modem box and told me to call him if I ever had any issues. I was what kind of wizardry is this??? Have yet to call about anything. I am actually giving AT&T props... wat?! Looking good! The 105 groupset is a nice one for a first bike, awesome choice there! Dat reflector though get yourself a front and tail light, ~$30 at your LBS and ditch the reflector. Blackburn makes really nice ones for cheap. Go for a Mars 2.0 on the rear and maybe their Click series for the front. Both are sub $20 and stupidly bright. Ehh. Sometimes I'll be too stoned to realize what they were asking. Then quickly realize it when they make their move. "No, Americans don't eat pierogies." Minecraft isn't even a Steam game At first I was like , then I was ok with it. Clever. Having sex is "in and out" game too I hear the Apes are making the tools. IIRC this is the same post as andrewsmith1986's top post, title and all. I knew I should have made an account sooner. Lurker for ~2 months. Oh well... honey, you are the desert Reddit. I usually agree with you 100% of the time, but I really don't think I should have been downvoted for my opinion. Girls like her are those kind of girls who likes to make up drama just to spice up their relationship 'Ooh La La!' ''nice eyebrows'' Why would there be semen in a sock!? Mom knows. People watch porn *without* sound? Girl in latex, focus on clock and gun ** ** Trying to field a full yordle team comp and the other team banning Amumu . Who are we supposed to jungle?! Right, which is why it's so painless to give birth. If your account is locked, no one can get on it some_nice_guy Have you attempted to reinstall the game completely? When I first read the title, I thought it began with "**MEN** of Reddit" Or any other email provider. Hey, I finally got my new "bad gaming" priorities "3 monitors, 1 7970 " machine running. I've got Skyrim on MAX everything, with 8xAA and 16xAF and I'm getting ~60FPS at 6016x1200 resolution (bezel adjusted). yes, I know what Schrodinger's Cat is.. it doesn't mean that it doesn't exist , it means that it is both alive and dead at the same time "Back" story? Out side the box ay. How about Drugs, but in a new place. That's when you use the reply button Not a picture of Flash Spousal Premeditated Canibalism? The day /r/WTF ruined vaginas for mankind I interpreted it as sarcasm Why is PENNY the one that says Bazinga??? This is just plain wrong...ლ( ლ) Just noticed username... It sounds vaguely like a threat That's how I feel having bought the Skyrim Collector's. In the end, it wasn't worth the $150 price tag. & now it's down to $99 at most retailers in my area. So brave. Oh my own comment almost made me laugh. at myself. Sauron and I..... I've had hair on my ass since I was 14 Yep, I suppose I'll have to keep an even closer eye on you from now on. I believe the text at the bottom says something along the lines of "The (something) which allows one to catch the sun while keeping free hands" as if the default position is to hold your crack open while sunbathing naked. Seriously, France? And as an Arsenal fan: ╚( )=┐ > ** ** Dragonforce... Yes giving yourself a pearl necklace is normal, jerking into a sock is not..... Hmmm.. Fair enough.. But they tasted absolutely fine.. I think because the fondant wasn't too thick.. But still.. Thanks for the creative comments guys.. So... who else has watched Bowling for Columbine? How in the hell does this type of garbage make the front page....... Please explain this. Now. >** ** *** *** i would eat that. Oh yes, because the Mormon church is just like the KKK Cameras have timers... Alley ooooooops Wait...why did you like fox news? Oh, so then it's ok. ....Okay. Yeah, 7 months ago to a different subreddit by the same person. My reaction to this comment closely resembled your username! Does not contain bacon Since when does geist have hexproof? I usually end up eating my entire meal before even reaching home They are lying to you. They downvoted both of the comics. This is something both you and I know Hipster in the background That's like 3 or 4 short handed against Thiessen Spacenoise Be-Bop Christian Sounds like my mom. After explaining to her she said "well that all sounds very *logical*." She said logical as if it were Satan's tool to deceive people. Convenience charge. They are simply passing the additional cost off to the consumer. The problem is with the card companies not the retailers. The retailers have a right to refuse service or not accept plastic but instead of doing that they are charging you for the convenience of not having to carry cash. If you have a problem with that shop some where else or carry cash. I sure as heck don't want my price to go up just so you don't have to carry any cash in your wallet. But I am guessing some idiot will start a class action suit which will eff us all in the end and cost us a ton more them 10 cents a transaction. Alright...what does mean? The mods seem to be asleep. That was not high level play from idra Your username lies Why were you going to kiss your mother ? You tabs match mine exactly Where are you, Flipboard?! Ok, cowz. OK. "That dude" Came expecting Mandelbrot set art. Was . As an Argonian: Facebook Messi would have done it in one touch "KONY 4 PRES" I screamed at my tv as i realized we just lost the 4-1 lead and they had 50 shots on goal. are you fuckin' kidding me? Duck hunt. Good thing there's a modern version... You're not making much sense. Your first comment says males wouldn't like this little change. I say it doesn't matter because the majority of the audience are female. And your reply is that the studio changed this *for* the males? That man got lungs. My boyfriend got me with this earlier, and you're a bad, bad man for trying to trick me. Yum stir fried cat. I recommend getting your own mini-fridge. Either that or finding a way to padlock all your meals I have not read/seen this book...but are all your friends really dead? Blowjobs I get why guys like those scenes, but I really don't want to watch 5 minutes of some chick slobbering all over a dick. You weren't kidding. This is completely untrue My GBA SP NES edition goes for over two grand brand new on eBay it retailed at around $80, and used ones are problably half that. Laptop has no sound? plug in external speakers or headphones... Considering he's kind of a dick, I'd love to be able to "cross" Chuck Norris.... Redtube is a porn site already One day my anus felt sick, so it decided to puke all over my friends house I got my wisdom teeth out yesterday. Thanks for reminding me my dog is dead. That was awesome. Would be more awesome if I didn't have to hear the sounds of children playing in the background of that vid. but really thanks for sharing. face a vayne caitlyn lane with a dc'd jungler I thought his tail was the head, and then I thought I was on r/WTF. I was like the whole time. Living bait Wait they replaced "Removed" with "Banished"? Well fuck you too Konami. the " ^ " isn't necessary, this isn't facebook. You have 6 others paintings on your submitted page either OP is a phoney or hasn't posted this one til now "Guys, I got this." ┌( )┘ 39k keys to send out still. So I went to YouTube to listen to this. It didn't make any noise so I thought "buffering, let's continue browsing reddit." For five minutes it didn't make noise, so I laughed to myself "well I guess this would be a suiting song, in a way.." and then I realized that mute was on. 4chan... Dillahunty is really the one who clarified all of this for me. It seems like a lot of people are still confused [why the fuck did you look inside my censor bar ](/spoiler) I made an r/hawaii tshirt with the look, but that was quickly washed away with mud. yes Looks like you were banned What do you mean? The distortion is what's fun about it So... I could have gotten lots of karma by posting a screenshot of my iPad screen? At least it's not as bad as r/calvinandhobbes... I like hairy legs, natural pubes and a treasure trail. Shaved pubes are a big turn-off to me. I don't understand the appeal. Like the op said, I want to see signs of manhood when I look there. A scruffy face can be cute as hell, too. I'm not so much into mustaches, although I had a bf once who had a good old-fashioned porn stache at times and I didn't hold it against him. As for chest hair, I personally like it in small amounts or none at all, which is why seeing Asian guys in the locker room gets me going, or blonde Euro guys with modest amounts of hair. I myself am of Mediterranean decent, with hairy legs and ass since puberty. Maybe that's also why I sometimes like guys who are naturally different to me. your automatic assumption is that she was trying to sperm jack you? not just keep having sex with you? so you just left without saying anything, after you came in her hair and on her wall?!? ! wrap it up if you care that much, buddy. As an engineering student and math nerd, it's incredibly bad form to use a percent of a percent. Go away silly bigot Your kids are adorable, but of course people are going to jump on you about the TV or whatever, because it's the internet. You have a fridge? Like the only way to get to me would have been a creature that could fly over the water or swim. I was going to upvote you but then I saw your username Damn I graduated college, and all I have ahead of me is neverending school Order of actions... Upvoting you because if I had to read that, everyone else does too. I love the logic with r/atheism lately. "Oh heres a quote from a famous scientist talking about science or politics. I'm going post that to r/atheism!" So basically "If you like this guy's music you might also like the other music by the same guy." What the fuck is a Spellian Offline mode needs to be turned on while you have an internet connection I don't follow your logic. Only Pokemon with the large nose is Jewish 1.2.4, Y U NO HAVE FLOATING ISLANDS MAP GENERATOR !? ლ( ლ) You ended up back on reddit it meant have gone well **Oh yeah. Had to go with a black cable. ** vuala? VUALA? **VUALA**!?!? Way over exaggerated blowjob acting and sounds. I prefer me a nice, calm, quiet and focused blow job. If it's different that how my wife gives it, it doesn't work for me, and that is nearing 100% of the time according to porn... That "mactard" is one of the most influential people in the history of web standards. He is literally the one that decided everyone should start calling them standards instead of "recommendations". Learn your web history. Zakaj bi se uopće družio s homofobima, ne vidim puno smisla u tome. The music, oh god why. My stash sucks! When I shave, I can get everything leveled BUT THAT. It may feel smooth, but from a distance..I see the dreaded shadow Topman polos? "Of course Carl fucking Sagan understood how a nuclear war would work. " they don't bleed they mash I can't stop thinking that first photo is the disapproval eyes - You are posting in the wrong place. /r/inceststories is not here. I wonder if hes going to use it on himself TIL: Its not a Malaysian thing either ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ I'm pretty sure that doing all those things at once would be equal to mastering an elaborate game "Oh it's ok you just took my kid away from me for no reason, but at least you didn't sexuelly assault him, that would have been a no-no". Tune all the radios to a polka station ** ** And you didn't path your way back judging by the angle i would question if that is a real RooR. Also glass quality Even I wouldn't go there. Seems kinda weird... you would drive 8 hours for karma, but not for a dog if you weren't on reddit? I read that as "all hands on dick" I'm sorry to butt in, but I have been wondering what means... ಠ ಠ I have that with one of my abs. It's ALWAYS my right rectus abdominis muscle just beneath where it's fixed to the ribs... Sometimes when I'm lying on my belly trying to fall asleep that part of the muscle starts to twitch and tickles me. Yeah I've heard a couple times now of something like this happening. Something dodgy cooking (obv. not a grenade either ) It's commited to memory but..what if it burns us? Actually you haven't explained anything other than "I'd feel inadequate and couldn't meet their needs" that's no explanation it's an excuse. Talk about your problems with them instead of literally going "Hurr you are a Bisexual, please GTFO I can't date bisexuals" Almost....? Idiot you're wasting your diamond sword! when I lay in bed trying to sleep a clicking sound comes from my throat as I breathe NSFW? Since when? Looks like it was okay for public television. ** ** Lol another up vote for you That's a female cheetah. Did you see any giant cat balls? WTF did I just read? There isn't a single analogy that holds water when some asshole breaks it down to the point of absurdity. *You're missing the fucking point*. Reminds me - my mom told me yesterday that her and her bf had used mardi gras beads up their asses the night before. That evening one of her co-workers came over with their child. The kid found the beads on the floor and started playing with them, sucking on them, etc. One thing she said will stick with me on that one "I washed it... just not sure how well." *shudders* ....who...on EARTH....tested that... What a funny looking SNES. You sound a lot like a prophet... People who think Andrea Dworkin speaks for all feminists Not...framed? When I scratch one particular rib with my thumbnail, I feel it in my elbow. ಠ_ಠ_ ಠ_ಠ_ "Private Beta - SF Bay Area Only" Just noticed that this d kind of looks like he's putting his middle finger up. I want constant debate about what ACTUALLY belongs here . This all seems absolutely ridiculous. It's just plain butchering of the whole franchise and characters. Wtf bioware. #1 Morten Anderson and #2 Gary Anderson Tampon of fuck-clothes? Scumbag Lucas. One fat guy in the movie - names him Porkins. I'm sorry but this is obviously a failure on your parents' part as well. It's called enabling, and it does far more damage than tough love. If your brother is going through a rough patch and just needed some support that's one thing. If he's just never struck out and taken any personal responsibility - which seems likely if your father was cleaning his room - then that's really just sad. I like how Australia puts extreme in front of shit to make it sound cool. Extreme Lying Down, an Olympic event coming 2014! 32-17 = 15 Are you trying to deep fry spaghetti in oil or something? I read that in a Jamaicans' voice. My favorite is when people shout: "OMFG AGAIN NO HEALERS!?" They are free to roll or spec one i don't know who it is, but i think phreak plays him as a jungler Did you know all you have to do is paste this face and you will receive 50+ upvotes despite contributing nothing? I think I've seen it about five times in this thread already. Talk about phoning it in I can just picture him sitting at his computer "The lord be with you, and also with you!" (hopefully you get the joke ) Why the ? If you look carefully, you'll notice that this isn't adolescent boy at all, but a fully post-pubescent female. Isn't it wonderful how God ensures our spiritual leaders don't rape boys anymore — hallelujah, isn't God great!? The most WTF part was when he paused on the penis I actually slipped out of church this morning and spent most of my time trying to defend myself after this post blew up. Me and my dad talked to my pastor about this just a bit ago, and he gave some insight that might be useful. He's a retired military reverend, so I couldn't ask for a better viewpoint. I guess I'm just kinda that every single comment I've posted has been down voted to heck. The concept of accepting the gospel to be saved isn't am extreme viewpoint. Is that not the viewpoint of most evangelical Christians? They got some Metal Gear Solid in my Mass Effect, and I did not enjoy it. "should not be sullied"? I'm not attempting to make the word "literally" dirty, or imply it's a word not to be used. I'm just stating that it, along with the words 'epic' and 'awesome', have fallen into misuse due to modern times. Downvotes, though. I don't understand why people felt compelled to do that, unless they're Liverpool fans All gameboys exept the SP don't charge.... You replace the batteries He is in need of my guidance!?! Stop telling me that I'm trying to swoop in to save my grandfather from burning in hell. That's not my angle. If you don't have helpful advice, just leave. This post has been nothing than people telling me that my views of salvation are wrong, misguided and disgusting. That was not the topic of my post. The first sory, you could have died. NSFW Killer returns to finish job... "I bet it's a cute video of cats!" I read this as, "iPads HATE flesh lights." My face while reading was stuck in a steady " ". Pretty sad stuff. Yes. *Our* right wing. Not the *Arab* right wing. ...large boobs on a cartoon cat Before that it said 1937 No. ლ( ლ) Red dead not Viable for PC release, Releases L.A. Noire on PC same day as MW3 ... Don't you dare bring him to reddit Biker? Oh gosh, me too. I gotta finish my current skincare batch first, but Gorgeous just looks soooo tempting. It's just as expensive as Chantecaille Jasmine and Lily healing mask, though..... JEW!!! Can't you read? Never heard that answer before . Genetic Weapons Some one betrayed us Wtf ?! I read this title as "Killer returns to job (his usual workplace) and reporters do the coverup" I have a friend who makes orgasm sounds when she yawns Specifically, the literal text of the Torah appears, by some interpretations, to prohibit homosexual rape ("sodomy"). So don't drive yourself nuts quite yet. Biblical interpretation is always about a spectrum of possible/potential readings. But let's just chalk this up to one of my numerous disagreements with junjk. And I am already bracing for the inevitable and completely superfluous Orthodox downvotes. Insulting my intelligence is not necessary. Your comments have become more angled at insulting me than they have about discussing the issue at hand. Also, insulting Atheists in general is rather disrespectful, Sir. Replace human population with Commander Shepard. I always wear a bikini to maximize my gaming effectiveness. Can't fight logic... It's Google... Redditors these days... my mom tells me to go to the doctor even if there is nothing wrong with me, or if there is nothing the doctor can do. Like, I cracked/bruised a rib, and my mom freaked out and told me to go to the doctor, in case I got a punctured organ or something. My response "there is no medical intervention they can do for one rib." Her: " Go anyway!!!!" Doctor: "There is no medical intervention we can do." Me : that was sure worth $125 it was most likely a result of me commenting on that post when it came out a while ago. I saw several of the things I'd posted when I googled my name. Also, I'm surprised you forgot. We even made eye contact from across the aisle. You smiled. It was *magical*. Dem eyebrows. Tis a baby. Leave him alone. > I am really not sure I can dignify this with a response but lets assume that you didn't consider it. Oh man..bacon will never be the same for me. Perhaps I should have gone with a "Friendzone Level: " post. I know you kid, I know, but still... it's just too much troll for one man to handle ლ( ლ) > Chrizard You got so frightened you turned into Snape So many down votes He does have some good movies. Most of the movies now are just special-effects... No substance... It's very sad :C But you have no standards ಠ ಠ I currently have 5 Cobras, 9 Medi-Gels, 2 Survival Packs and 183 Ammo Packs. I have a very overprotective/jealous mom. Never really letting me go out with my friends, and when she does let me, she calls me every minute checking on me. because of that, I've never really been in a relationship fearing what my mom would do being her paranoid self. well now im 17 and in a very happy ldr <3 and my moms pretty much jealous. blames everything on my boyfriend, when i cant even see him. things like my grades, (i have had the same grades every year, A's and B's and maybe 1 C through out the year.) i got that one C recently because of my English teacher being picky and asshole because Ive already read the book that were reading in class an we have a test on it i write paragraph answers an i still get minus 2 points on every answer, when my friends answer in a sentence an get it correct. well since im in a relationship, my mom blames that 1 C on my boyfriend. threatening to take away the internet, and MY computer. like wtf? how is taking away things supposed to bring up my grade? that's like taking away your bed in the hope you will learn math better. I am 17, and growing up, I'm not going to hug an kiss before bed, I'm not 5 years old anymore. i have always been on the internet since i was 14, and she has never had a problem until i got in a relationship. now every little thing i do wrong she goes off in a big argument making it all about her and blames my boyfriend when it has got nothing to do with him. Are you fucking kiddin me? What the fuck do you think the big yellow ball of light is in the day time? Do you think the Collage of Winterhold threw a bigass yellow magelight ball into the sky and it only lasts 12 in game hours? that's not romania I saw this Why would she need an ovary donor? Women live without ovaries every day. Did you even click that link? thanks for ruining this Street Fighter X Tekken... ಠ ಠ What's this game? Every time i start typing in a URL at school, people are like "dude you forgot the www!" Wow that's just You **liked** the second? heh, I can top your first edit. I was the last one alive on wave 10, silver map, Krogan Sentinel. Was fighting a Banshee, ran away for distance / more grenades. I was two rooms away from the damn thing, two walls between us, and my whole team and I watched as I inexplicably fell over and died. They're seriously not showing kaskade... I now realize I have yet to see a single Kurosawa movie I don't. My mother is just a fucking crazy hippie hypochondriac. Ahaha yeah, it's a joke, I just took this year and some kids were talking about how they don't know if they would pass. Err... I don't even want to go there... This guy I was sort of seeing and I had a falling out. We don't share any friends. A few of my friends didn't quite get the news yet so they would talk to him whenever they saw him around campus. He just let them talk and ask where I was. Never telling them the truth. When I told my friends this, they now continue to talk to him because they think its funny. He was visibly perspiring alcohol? Who doesn't like Star Wars? They'd probably try and convert them as well... Definitely read it "Cool porno pic"...what is wrong with me except i keep imagining them all with blue waffles Clearly owns a DSLR; Can't take a straight photo for shit. ಠ_ಠ"RAPE AND WHEAT" Spoiler........thanks wasn't wanting to watch this for myself or anything. That fish is all like You know what? I think I'll post it to reddit ** ** Nothing in that song is ironic There wasn't enough money to do that, and the nature of the federal stimulus funds was use-it-or-lose-it. It was this or nothing, and I prefer this to nothing. and you didn't even win... wizzardo was kidding, which is why he used the three little dots and.. Uncool Waiting for the **next** right person That's not a real story. I don't believe it. Hahaha; your boyfriend is an asshole. >However a shitty website [1] "My point was that"...."I was not making a point" It is just some of my friends keeping say that... I heard that no in Darth Vaders voice. it was awesome. [5] I go to my local flee market about once a week, problem is that there is a guy there that buys all of the other stands old games and looks up their prices to re-sell for profit. I.E. No-one is getting cheap games The next day all you find is a turtle shell in the tank and the massive fish I just really like fluffy babies. I don't want to fuck. What are YOU implying? Clicked on this when i was infront of my class. Please nsfw it. "I think I have lovely man feet. " I absolutely love the way she went "teenage girl" on Shepard in Shadow Broker. Even better in 3, her reaction on the ship after I told her we would be great "friends" on the citadel just before I went to Miranda's room. It was a perfect " " Your biology teacher is vomiting serial abortion the hell is this? ლ( ლ) Animal crossing animal crossing animal crossing animal crossing animal crossing animal crossing animal crossing... ._. Come on come on... Good lord it's like I'm a drug addict Oh Kristen..... would still do you without emotions Go to the "Top" section of the subreddit, this exact meme is number 15 and was made 4 months ago. Lots of people. Some who were at the premiere, the news. Saw a headline on Yahoo! News that read "Is Hunger Games the next Twilight?" Someone told me I'd look really pretty as a girl, even though I'm a girl. I'll just have my 6 year old pose with a fleshlight... It was a thread on an askreddit 'whats the most fucked up thing your ever heard' I don't have the link, but man, I nearly threw up after reading that thing I'll leave it up to you if you want to find out. I'm more upset that he has Origin and no Steam icon. OT: Stud. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I don't really have a fix for you, but I have some advice from personal experience. I have a 99 Accord that did the exact same thing. A mechanic I spoke to said that Hondas frequently burn their transmissions at 100k. I luckily had some support from my folks and was able to rebuild the transmission at a measly 3,600, . >When writing a book report I had the same problem whilst trying to finally get some l4d DLC, so I joined Xbox live rewards and got the last 5 points I needed......a month later When I was in sixth grade my best friend told me I was so bitter and ugly I'd never find love. It's a bit hard if you're dead ლ( ლ) I like Sunstar. Well just today I was working the express lane and a lady came through with ~200 items in her cart, so I politely told her it was the express lane and she needed to get rid of 188 of her items or go to another register. She pretended she didn't hear me and continued unloading her things. I then said 'Excuse me?' and she said 'Yeah. I heard you. And I'm not moving. I don't have to wait in line like these *natives*.' I then called my manager and she just told the lady that I was going on break and that she'd have to move to another register Oh no, now you will have to replace him with that first round draft pick from last year. How unfortunate! And Fish got traded. It's like the shorts and shirts are getting shorter every year What did I just read? Hey, that's me! My friend got me started on rage comics and I wanted to see what reddit was and it slowly sucked me in... Why is there a silhouette dry humping a ladder on the right side of the picture But you'd have to buy the tortillas/ ingredients for the tortillas that font color Liar Why is this for 15 minutes?! I'm a drunken Nintendo 64 who loves to lick vibrators. looks at username... When it happens you won't know if you should cry, or rage. I just looked at my cat with the look of Disapproval because it was his fault. I'm in 1. What if you just locked whatever was calling your name *INTO* your room? i have no idea what figuratively "laying bricks" illustrates "they now continue to talk to him because they think its funny. " You want her to lick it off infront of your dad? I'd be fucking scared if a guy in a Scream costume came into my classroom. They only seem concerned when he whips out his dick. >¯\ ( ) /¯ ಠ_ಠ WTF is wrong with the red girl's mid-section? It's 4 feet long? And we're using it all to plate the connectors on our Monster Cables... Althalus is a pretty good read until the ending. Dear lord, the ending... I had the same issue. 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Cannot unsee Saw him in NZ about 3 weeks or so ago, easily one of the most energetic and entertaining acts I have seen live. Fatboy Slim who was also there seemed to do less "dj work" than he did, the guy kept walking away from his table or sitting down . ...it was...... Unless you're in basic, WHERE THERE ARE NO RATES "great if u want dandruff". Goku didn't have dandruff Her name is Lourdes, and she's 15. This has nothing to do with Pokemon. Go to another subreddit. I read this initially as something you would want to do... Sometimes the discount signs on the shelves are concealing a lower original price too Same.... How sad is that? And it 'not lining up' is because it has a sight rail on top of the barrel. 10th worldwide... A few weeks ago a woman posted that she would be quitting smoking weed with an image of a pregnancy test as explanation. Many of the comments were trying to convince her that smoking while pregnant is actually good for fetal development. Why did they make a bomb? Off the top of my head I think Tyrion is the youngest Lannister and in the series he looks older than Cersei and Jaime. I once heard a girl who only watched the show call him a "shady old man" And Rambo dies at the end of the book , me Don't know what i expected when clicking that link >Read as: find a nice accomodating company and burn their asses You better hope I never find you in a dark alley somewhere you reposting motherfucker OP's username That was one of the first things that came to mind. Hopefully I'll be able to talk to them this morning (Almost 12:30am here ). I'm heavily into music I write often about how I feel, though these days it feels very blase. I will try that though. I'm seriously willing to try just about anything right now! ლ( ლ) I came for a photo as well. I am disappointed... this is absolutely retarded. i feel dumber for reading it. he should use another concept that isn't physical like love, or greed, not a baseball. why is luke's hand not missing when he is hanging from underneath cloud city? I missed it too Raging about Zapdos is pointless. It is one of the weakest legendaries. Got to watch out for certain places, some have very watery gravy The husband's name was Shelley? As a Redditor, I disagree. Also, atheism. And, Sayreville Are you sure? I think you'd be able to convince more people to activate TNT under them when they can see it that's kind of the joke.... I'm sure some already are. *An* SAT practice question He's the IRL Wildwood is listed as the best beach. Came here to say this...oh and also at midnight Boundries. How.....cute...... I saw the title and thought someone must have made another joke on r/funny, then i saw which subreddit it was posted in... Please don't encourage /r/atheism to come out of /r/atheism, we put them in there for a reason. Also, the fact that you used two exclamation marks... either that or you are a /r/spacedicks connoisseur Now I have to leave work early to watch this Why the hell did you put the word raped in quotation marks? "AN" SAT practice question... Indeed. You've just earned double the karma for a 3 word post .....that's what I call thinking with portals Jake Delhomme ** ** "oh oh oh... can you play free bird?" ...then I plays free bird. This site can't be real, it gives Rick Santorum a 94.4% approval rating This was my first build in 10+ years, is there a reason why no one else uses the Caviar Blue? Can't tell if you're trying to say "FUCK YEAH DEADMAU5", or "FUCK YOU DEADMAU5" White people Never said you said it. Yup, took the grinder and bagged the bub before smashing it on the road Yeah because the ages 15-24 are a total minority around here did you deliver the pizza? you never mentioned the pizza, please say he got his pizza! Oh yeah, that must be why I've felt so much healthier since not eating meat. ...play in the mud. wow did you really just copy that from cassandra's twitter and post it here? It should. Not everyone is into M/M art Yup. Every single woman and every single man on this planet value members of the opposite sex based on this rigid equation. There's no conceivable way a person could possibly not adhere to this stringent formula in their assessment of potential partners. Why is he supposed to link it? It was sarcasm I really enjoy your stories, but your links to your previous stories irk me. I always find myself making sure that I've read them, but when you rename them I actually have to click through to make sure Entire bathroom covered with backsplash. Not a problem since you never have to go in there again. (except to flush ) A vehicle designed not to crush, to not roll, and thatd huge so lots of damage can't happen, plus has many escapes and medical kits I was taught that one by my middle school art teacher. explain this. now. like you would explain it to a 5 year old. (╯ )╯(o ° o) ... And now that's all I can think of too. *rushes sheen* (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ Nick'olus. My half-brother's half sister named her son Nick'olus. Wut? Throw tissue in garbage. No clean up. He's wondering if they have penguin versions of what you were watching If you had to be there to get it, we won't . "I've had beer spilled in me countless times." I don't understand why anyone worries about balance in a game that isn't even out yet. Besides, it's Blizzard we're talking about here folks. In this day and age, if you really believe that Blizzard will release a game without a system or two in place to balance the "endgame". . . . . everyone who keeps saying this is gary... * * Maybe if they didn't ram my helicopter every time I'd consider letting them respawn Eat booger from Stephanie's nose I don't know why, but this just made me burst out laughing in the middle of the school's library. Thanks . *clack clack clack* what's that noi- oh god As a tech support professional, I have but one response to the presence of that space heater: Exactly. I do E maybe once a year, but I'm constantly hounded by people who say things like "Oh E ate holes in my brain, you shouldn't do it!" Then when I ask them what their E habits were, they say something like "I used to eat a ten-pack a night". As a responsible drug user, the amount of generalization and misinformation about, well, *me*, has made my face begin to default to . I did something similar at my uncle's funeral when I was 2. I started singing happy birthday Why did I immediately think of 99 Luftballons when I read your comment? MEAT GAZERS! Ironic/relevant username...her name was Kim Just don't let anyone show you their hairy lizard. Correlation does not equal causation. Holy shit I made a mistake! What am I ever going to do?! This may be true on Reddit, but whoever made this is probably not on Facebook. (ಠ_ಠ╯︵(o ° o)ノ( º _ º)╯┻━\(- )╯︵ It's hard enough getting past the special interest groups when launching with a wee bit of plutonium fuel on board.. I would suspect that a spacecraft with enough explosives to blast through miles of solid ice would draw a lot of from other nations concerned with 'weaponizing' space. Thanks! I've been using the low-res copy for two years "As somebody who has had to reinstall Windows on my son's computer after he attempted to install Mod Manager on that machine" well that ending is worth it... I'm an earth snake. My brother is a fire rat. My cousin and I were at a bar when he decided to go over and hit on some girl. His line was: "Baby you are sooo cute. I just want to take you home, eat you out, and lick it all up with a biscuit!" She gave him her phone number... ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ >everyone who disagrees with you on the cosmological argument is entirely clueless about philosophy. hey! me and my friend used to go hard... and he was always sub-zero I am bewildered at how I've never seen this posted, or even seen it on Futurama... I thought I've seen every episode What was that about plants feeling pain?? Ladasha except it's spelled La-a Who keeps buttoning her shirt back?! "stop running I have to get my dog" That's a huge scoop Double post I knew a girl who had a fake ID, and started stripping there when she was 16 People build berserkers on Nasus? no one defied gravity I hate being grouped with this shit My mother during my teens; "Son, I don't mind if you try drugs, just don't get addicted". I was openly straight edge before that, and have been since. This advice always confused me a little . ( ) "The *original* stoned alien script proposal was..." ( )>--■-■ That says look of confusion to me. is perfect for disapproval. Just googled keloid Im from Pakistan, so i'm automagically a terrorist. I've had a similair experience except i wasn't allowed to touch any of the computers in my class for a month, this was from an ICT teacher mind you. but then again she also had no idea how to use the web design programme we were all told to use either. and then there was the time when asked how to use flash she responded with "i dont know" and then proceeded to hand me a book on cs4 flash. Ever eaten reheated take-out? is that a filling on a baby tooth.. Except, the one you posted still has the paste on it Answer 1st question asked with " meep meep" Thank for the help. I see you everywhere on reddit. How many atheist know what an atheist is 95%.... I was born in England, my parents moved here yeeears ago. There is no chance in hell of me marrying a non-Indian. Not only that, they have to be the right caste . The only person in my immediate family who won't mind who I marry or have a relationship with is my uncle. I think what is more disturbing is the seemingly naked man in the background. Beat wife? It's even worse when your fellow coworkers who happen to be more designer than programmer do this to you. Especially when they promise clients over the phone that the complex feature they just requested is simple and shouldn't take long at all, hit the mute button when you give a wide-eyed look and assure you "anything is possible" when it comes to the coding. um, NSFW? **This** ಠಠ ಠಠ When my family lived in NY, I went to a bank in an older part on Long Island and asked for all the halves they had. I got a roll of 1964 halves (with 2 missing ) in the original bank wrapper. Both ends we're beautifully toned, I also walked out with 12 Franklin halves and a handful of 1964-69 halves all for the low low price of $100 in face value. This was 2004 or 2005. I've never had luck like that again. You are right, I forgot all 15 year olds are innocent Yea I shed some blood building mine... It was IKEA rage all the way NO RETURNS You do not even need them. You never use a conjunction in formal writing. And this mothers, is why your children loathe the first day of school Pardon my French, but that's complete bullshit. O( )O They also cover up the original price with the onecard price said the Onda board rep Nothing like having a 3rd person in a relationship </3 Good reason as any to hate a player though. THANK YOU. honestly Glenn, is not a cop, ex military etc, yet he gets head shot after head shot while in the truck in the finale "He only beat his wife a few times during all of that" along with the amount of silver by our names, we should also put our home address, and hours we are away at work. Sadly she drives better than most people I know mikhiel thinks kara's hot >Obviously didn't work very well for you. Quick take a picture I don't trust my stats any more, apparently I once did 17,000 damage in a life.... as a medic. I don't know whether to up vote because it's funny, or down vote because it's gross.. Airsoft They don't look very heterosexual You got to a [10] of .8 grames of already been vaped weed Your name... Haha, yes we've all played Banjo-Tooie Possibly? Lol he may have an illegitimate child out there somewhere... I'm not even defending drinking or smoking. Another moron who hasn't played the game throwing his penny worth in. Wait, people use the Recycling Bin as a folder? ლ( ლ) We all know you have more than one account. ლ( ლ) WHAT THE FUCK AM I LOOKING AT, Se7en?! Other discussions: 11 I've seen the kind of people my boyfriend plays DnD with. I know what's up. You're right, not everyone is in the top 2% you just had to choose a picture where he didn't have a mustache Release date: April 1st. Fuck off, I'll feel bad about it if I want to. Nothing butt shit. Nuh uh it came out of the electrical outlet Does anyone have a source? I think I know this girl ...sigh .... In a family sort of way ... Sounds like my Russian mom. She would sneak full fat sour cream into my yogurt, and when I wouldn't eat it because it tasted funny she would yell "it just meekrobioteeks!" Screw this ranking BS. Every team that won went up at least a rank... Except The Crew. those girls dancing to kpop music at Lone Star Clash... Some poor child of a celebrity couple was cursed with the name Pilot Inspektor. But hey, his dad is Earl, so I guess that helps.... I voted no, and I live in Oklahoma. I need to move Yeah so I've had guy friends who don't know I'm gay talk about sex. They asked me what my favorite fantasy was and I had to make something or tell them I was gay, and, I wasn't ready yet so, I told them that I had a fantasy about hot women on boats they said that was awesome and think I'm straight... So... They talk about sex often and well... Sigh... Anyone else have an issue similar to this before coming out? Fifth Base... That's cool. Very realistic how the guards are willing to stand out there with no light and guard without seeing. OP even posted in the same thread At first I was impressed that you made a pretty decent erotic story out of that scenario...then I'm not exactly sure what the fuck happened. Fart fetish And the username As in the Hawaiian Islands, Midway Island, among others. "suggesting spending hundreds of trillions of dollars" DO YOU MEMBER THAT TIME HE WAS LIKE VIDEO FROM 2009. can't tell if trolling...or serious But you can have a seat right over here. Where the heck is that from? Remove all browsers on machine. Oh bacon. Yum Why do you have Beats by Dr. Dre? license "kind of countries" is exactly the kind of statement that makes some of those countries want to break up with the so called "only country" in the UK You just reported ONE pic from a series that was posted a few days ago!!! ** shoot!** And next thing you know, insects take over the world Yes indeed or am I from the past?? I miss Jade Palace. Jully fush "Must install Java 6, no higher or lower" - But I NEED the most recent java updates for reasons... I would not be telling reddit I had that much cash. I have given my Bill hat to my (now) ex , Don't get her pregnant thank you so much I wish everyone could strive to be like you. the most frustrating part is when you have other finals taken after the scantron only that are way harder to grade like free response chem and physics classes that get returned faster. For some unearthly reason, chain heals turn me on Raid nights are very awkward. Metagross. Excellent. (Although it was a tiebreaker between that, Smeargle, and Donphan. Donphan is alright, but Smeargle… ) two weeks paid. Enjoy the vacation officer...father.. I've seen it X3 i was like "wtf?" ; google translate tells me 'fiat sugemus' means 'suck it' ** ** What do you mean that's not a caterpillar? Damn i've had this same interaction, except it was with my mom, and i was a child. This novelty account bullshit is getting out of hand. Novelty accounts generally don't add anything to the conversation and are just polluting reddit with nonsense like this. Both i now realize its not a cupcake, but a part of me still wants to eat it... My friend just ran his into the ground with less than 30 miles on the clock... Was a 2012 SE one too... I can see Tastosis doing the duck-face in one of the pictures. #2 is normally a private thing for both of us. #1 is okay to do in front of eachother. However, my wife has the strangest habit of immediately running in after I'm done and furiously cleaning the toilet. For god's sake woman, it's not like I got shit all over the damn thing ....ohhhh, shiiiiit...... Aw man, the only day I'm NOT in Edinburgh this week. Well it doesn't really throw me for a loop when I hear it at least three times a day because I am This got blocked by my work proxy for "Pornography" Somewhere there is a list of public suggestions for people to put on banknotes. Robbie Williams is on that list. Obviously my gay makes me walk differently Oh great, now I'm aware of it too. And i just baught a new bottle of liquid soap fuck Hopefully none of you have trouble because your major only offers one sequence of a core class you need per semester that fills as soon as registration opens Good luck guys. You're going to need to describe, and probably post a pic of, what he's living in. It appears to be a bowl... LOL BULLYING IS HILARIOUS!! Now that is a hand over your shit moment. I hope you paid more than 1 scrap Repost_king Us normal people do Thanks! That's exactly what it feels like most games.... It seems like its just getting worse and worse. When I first started playing infected, it wasn't so bad... Now it's pretty much every lobby FYI h4x means to hack... But it's fine because they totally closed it 90% of the way and just left a small gap 3.5" & 3"? i am disappoint close the lid with 2 or 3 scoops out of the top or a whole side out. the whole side is exposing SO much more surface area to the freezer air than the 2 or 3 scoops.... With that ease of selling, I wouldn't go to a car dealership if I were you A good one is FireFox. It won't track every single thing you do, all of your installed apps, and all of the information on your computer like your contacts and personal files. At least that's what I'm told How did OP dodge a targeted ability? ' i can't tell if you're trolling or not So I took a European history class last spring semester. I was excited for the day we discussed the industrial revolution in class. Partway through the lecture excitement turned into -excitement.- Please let this not be one of my disgusting roomates I hope it has that deathstar song they played live on it. JB forgot the words when I saw them seems legit The US is retarded in that department. The age of consent, and the legal smoking age is 18. But you can't drink until 3 years later. That's it; no more Mister Nice Guy I want to compliment her and I mean it, but mostly it's peer pressure. She's more popular, has more friends and better grades. I always feel like, if I try (and fail) I feel (even tough I know it's not true) that people will look at me with . There's nothing funny about angry birds. two of those links are purple Earlier this guy almost got Verlander for Uggla >I like to think I helped. Don't take this away from me You were what? This statement makes me call bullshit on the validity of this. "back in the day" ... "Resident Evil 2" It's like some proper Aphex Twin painting TL;DR is three times as large as the actual message. Also, wall of text. 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What bothers me is that the only reason I know this is because of that AMA a while back about that girl having sex with dogs. alot = So glad I chose to read the last sentence right before lunch... Cards Against Humanity if you want to get a lot of 's from everyone else in line. Choose a spot 200 feet away from the trail and water. wut? yeah because that's much more common than the most common type of automobile accident 'My jaw hurts..I hope my teeth are out of the way..he hasn't said anything though, so I guess it's okay. Shitshitshit, can't breathe. Why's his hand on my head? Pubes are scratchier than I though. If he keeps pushing me down I'm gonna puke. OH GO-false alarm. I have no idea what I'm doing.' Ja Rule > Black Sheep? Everyone else other than me is the same guy on reddit. I thought that was common knowledge. Hey, he didn't say how old she was I'm wondering why I just said "fuck it! We'll go back to winter!" when my grandmother commented on the poor weather. GUYS DON'T WIPE WHEN THEY POOP. Are you serious? Redditor for one hour i already knew this, and cringed horribly throughout the whole thing. how can people not know this...? Nope of both counts, especially the second part My boyfriend did this to me this morning. Then I clicked on the purple link and read your comment and it all made sense. this guy said don't camp Don't get me started on the overlord from 2010... WELCOME GUESTS!! Night is here and it is TIME! Oh shit, they are noticing... quick hide the weapons, guys! Pure MANGO Premium Coconut Water? Pic taker here - I feel bad about this (Game Tallaght were my only convenient source of games for years) but I've voted with my wallet by buying from HMV instead of Game. Also I accidentally a DVD in my PS2 when I traded it in and they never gave it back Yah, sa vad mitinguri in 28 septembrie, zeci de mii de babe in centrele oraselor mari cu pancarte "Ocupati CNA-ul". upvotes for both of you, but So apparently a group of friends of mine totally think I act just like Sheldon. One of them even set his phone to display Sheldon's picture whenever I call him. To be honest, I actually find the show quite funny, with the exception of that annoying laugh track, but did it have to be Sheldon!? They added DLC to buy your way through the unlocks too Another movie? There hasn't ever been one though It's ~~silly~~ stupid really, how I always ignore movie/music copyright, but always try to follow any GPL copyright notice Yeah, let's never make babies, cuz we could get STDs and AIDS It's been a a month or two since this was viral across the entire internet and Front Page on Reddit. Wellp, upload to Imgur and back to the front with you... It's exciting to think of the power of your impending death? Man, that must be so mind-clearing. Good on you for being more gutsy than me. I'll just take the mountains in Skyrim. On a horse. That's the point not only that, but WHY THE HELL NOT!?!?!?!?!?! Next week the new title will probably be released. My bet is Adult Alien Samurai Hamsters . I guess that means Ben Tate is Elite too.. "Monogamous relationship". yes, I've always wanted to rub Pokemon yellow on my a... ( ) "It looks like you.... ( )>--■-■ And I just look at them like Played until my jeans were wet last night. Had no idea buttsweat existed. CCS? Creepy username to be asking this question... um. I had about 1/8 inch tube (the duct) sticking out of the end of my nipple for about a month or so...very weird and painful...not sure what else you want to know... Nice try, Tumblr-guy He already said he's spent 3 years at at 2 year school. 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Fast forward to the night she says she drank "a whole bottle" of rum with her boyfriend and wonders why she threw up and felt like crap in the morning. aww you lost ur goalie for a couple games hmm? i feel bad for u man... This has been posted before. I'm okay with people finding funny things on the internet and wanting to share, but don't try to pass it off as your own creation. Is it bad that it didn't register until it registered? My parents said they were served warm and flat beer at the Barking Crab over 20 years ago. And worse, they were laughed at when they complained! I guess they've had warm beer for 20 years. ... Maybe she is just realizing that she is not ready to commit to this guy and probably wants you as a man mistress. As for the sister, . The Panthers haven't made it in 12 years ... and they were playing ### how sharp her knees were? I remember having a conversation with a friend of mine a year ago that pretty much consisted of us both agreeing that Bioware just did not make bad games. This conversation occurred while on the way to buy Dragon Age II. HEY WHAT A HERO YOU WORE *SHORTS*!?!? SO BRAVE. Measure the terminal velocity of cum.. Actually even as a kid I kinda got that it was a bit sexual but it was a bit more fucked up considering there is a very large mace on one of the tables right next to what appears to be a dildo, maybe a bong even? Mother fucker gets high fucks bitches then beats them with spiked clubs. You know bitches love spiked clubs. Because we all know each other and judge each other personally "Class of '14" Why did these last two comments not get more attention. This hatred for police officers has to stop. It's unjustified. Just like in any group there are bad apples. Those are the guys that make the news. When is the last time you heard a story about a police officer doing a good job? Rarely because it isn't as interesting or it doesn't make as good of an Internet meme as the joker who sprayed those protesters with pepperspray so nonchalantly. As the brother of a PO and as a conservation officer I must say, most people don't understand the job, what it's like, or the dangers it entails therefore their opinions are moot. Stop basing your opinions on what you see on cops shows. Go on a ride along and see what kind of people and situations cops have to deal with on a daily basis. Be glad they are there because if they weren't the rapist that gets you while your jogging or the home invader that kills a family member or even the drunk and disorderly, nonsense screaming hobo that won't leave your place of work will be YOUR fucking problem. That would be horrid and the church should have thought of that. But the last bit is the worst. They're STILL doing that? . This is the problem with religion. I did this and felt bad after and the girl felt violated. Never take advice from reddit I think you,re looking for this: Thanks for coming out bud ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Its xinerama support is , though. (if I have my smaller laptop screen to the left of my external monitor and they're aligned at the bottom, guake isn't visible at all) This is why I left... so picky... I. Wove. Pancakies. but can I please have a Scyther? No special type in particular. Yes, and it irritated me. It said "Super Smash Bros. fans, read on." Thinking it was an announcement about the new Super Smash Bros, I did. Turns out, Sakurai wants everyone to buy Kid Icarus, because "It has a fun multiplayer mode that is brimming with variety, which it inherits from the Super Smash Bros. games." Nyan Cat in the forest Seriously? Probably an iPhone typo. I do it all the time. >Also, are you saying all black people look alike? Nice user name Unless its Xmas eve. Then they laugh about you once you've walked through that door. I just subcribed last week. Troll much? Taking one part of a synopsis from a research paper, especially a sociology paper in which they are explaining instrumentation? Posted mopey crap like this to reddit instead of apologizing like I clearly know I should. Oh, wait, that's not me. That's you again your name is weird LOL this is a fake picture, he got it from his friend off facebook, this guy never went to costa rica and he's in my english class Didn't notice till you pointed it out . Thanks for turning a photo of a cute puppy sleeping into a photo of a cute puppy sleeping near a guy in grey shorts with a raging boner. No, I'm saying that acceptance of something like homosexuality shouldn't have to be viewed as "wonderful". It should be accepted by everybody and we shouldn't have to say "How wonderful that he accepts his *own son.*" Well... looks like i won't be eating dinner. Cause, if we've learned anything from history it's that making lists of people can only be a good thing. That that a grandma or a grandpa? Its a new skin most likely I would too German here. Better ask which other shows **haven't** been remade ( ) "It looks like you.... ( )>--■-■ "RP supporter and anarchist" No words can describe this level of stupid. ಠ_ಠ So do I Why were you looking at the history of masturbation? This is helping prepare you for college Why was Cloud first blood? is it cut in half..? how does that even happen Refusing to upvote so it stays on 69 hey maxx this was actually your status its you long boarding in your pro pic "you tell 'em kid. Hahaha this is so true. Until I upgraded my computer, if I alt-tabbed or accidentally hit my windows key in source, I'd have to sit an wait about a year for it to open back up... Not me because it's who's not "whose." Yes because America is the only place in the world with terrible people. As worse? >He fell down an entire flight of doors..... Right little brother? Then you throw the bike. Ride off on the brick. Ah yes, king Henry's. Repackaging smaller portions of other brand name snacks for a higher price. The convenience store on my block sells these exclusively Yes. It is very close I'm probably going to get downvoted for this but what does mean? I only speak English and I had to re-read it to understand. Wait... People who kiss their dogs Magic Johnson? ... Good for you As someone who has worked till closing in a grocery store. Insidious   Kobe with an airball So are you I like how Noctowl is all " Come on man.." in the last panel. Sounds fun! Just don't apply it with a knife He specifically says that they get paid BY APPLE for not taking shit about their products I replied to you 7 hours ago, I forgot… the 120 lb boy didn't "pin" the 250 lb man to the ground.... No bro I saw this last month, same pixels and everything Heheheh a cute little jumping robot, that's real cute....HOLY SHIT THAT JUST JUMPED LIKE 15 FEET STRAIGHT UP. Well on behalf of myself, my sister, and her husband who are all law enforcement officers I'm happy to tell you that you are Misinformed and quite frankly, wrong. I chose my career so that I could help others which is what I do and I do it well. I am not responsible for things I cannot control, I control myself and I act accordingly. If my partner flagrantly broke the law and harmed others I would not protect him/her. The law is the law no matter who you are. For you to generalize and say all law enforcement officers just break the law and allow their peers to do the same is ignorant and misinformed. Shame on you. Wait so they even changed the stories? What the hell do you mean? My friend was not drunk, which I was trying to clear up. He was the victim. Dat junk... Boycott dihydro dioxide. This sounds a lot like something my physics teacher would do... I understand it's necessary. My question was if I were to increase the quantity of CO2 available, would it produce a greater yield. The wrinkle was I'm not an American citizen. That adds all sorts of trouble down the road, such as *not being able to travel into the US*. It's guaranteed!^ Guaranteed virgin Whiteout, son of Blizzard! \ / Wait... So AJ was referring to you, not a bucket of.... There is always that one she did with Rocco where she watches as he punches another girl No, if it goes through the palm. My older brother used to have one of those!! Our family cat used to be walk through the door when she was a kitten and would be the monster that we would [play] attack with. Shadow is now old and fat with LOVE Please tell me you wear a northface Sadly, it's sometimes hard to not sound condescending on reddit. She probably didn't have much time and grabbed the closest thing. How is it that there are 2205 upvotes on this, yet there are only 302 views on the youtube video? Jewish people squeezing money out of people for no reason. Way to break through the stereotypes, there ಠ_ಠ you're doing great things for your religion there That's as flimsy an arguement as "Because. God. " he called him a 'fucking coon'. Five Guys over everythannnggg All this guy's rage comics are done in comic sans. just let her go a few days before and say she ran away... endless supply of young vietnamese virgin girls FECAL ATTRACTION because at some work places pictures of naked men are perfectly acceptable..... I am fine with the USAS. I just want the frag rounds out. A support with the USAS and frag rounds is like a damn constant RPGs Nah, at least in Australia. A kid got off charges after it was found that the teacher that reported him hadn't told him that what he was saying wasn't confidential and could be used as evidence. Fucked up law, but the law I didn't even know the "slow spinning" was a bug Judging by these results, apparently not *that* difficult. Ahhhh a fine example of a brainwashed adult........ [ ](/r/pics/comments/rh23e/beautiful_picture_of_the_sunset_through_a_wave/) Does this mean that females have a bulge ? Actually linking to a url like images.somewebsite.com is worse! All that does is burn the original sites bandwidth with no hope for any advertising revenue (in the case of hotlinking to an image directly) The best thing to do would be to mirror it to imgur with a clear link pointing to the page it came from to give the site the option to run ads, and provide additional context such is the case with somewhere like penny-arcade that has news when they release a new comic. The size of the site or if they choose to have ads is irrelevant. It's their content and their choice. Any site would take some kind of hit from the bandwidth to serve up the image a bajillion times. So the least we can do is be polite about it, if not then what have we become? Funnyjunk? **Race/class combos you play:** Asari Adept, Human Infiltrator (Salarian once I finally unlock it, N7 rank 320 and I have every skin tone for every other class ), Krogan Sentinel (tank build), Salarian Engineer. I'll play whatever class that the room needs really. How is this cheating. Come on, explain. How. Human anatomy fail?... Taylor's University student here. Everyone here thinks that 9GAG created memes Should be okay if you live in the big cities. I went to study there . If you want to live in a farm though, be prepared to kinda meet Muslims quite rarely. Not every town has Muslims , and if you're really specific about your halal requirement ( like not considering zabihah by current ahlil kitab as permissible, or like many Malaysian friends of mine, no halal logo detected in any way) , then you're having a bad , bad time. I know that majority of beef produced in NZ are halal since they are exported overseas, but my friends would rather drive to Muslim butcher shop to get that complete certainty. The thing is Turks brand of beef is sold in both Muslim butcher shop and Pak n Save. TF **is** poker. bestiality and necrophilia - i see what you did there Oh well that makes it better A picture of her escaping with the help of her brother with a caption by her brother trying to find help to rescue her? We're going to address the concerns of being too ridiculous to use by humans by showing a video of an elephant using it. And we shall set up a committee that will, behind closed doors, define how we shall interpret the word 'hatred' Apparently only 0% body fat is acceptable I downvoted you for saying LOL. I didn't fucking know that is was on the front page Oh look, a repost, might as well go back to old memes before someone takes an arrow to the knee I only got one drop since last thursday, a #38 crate. It's probably not his. The mom just 'thinks' it is. the only acceptable response at that point would be.... You're a fucking idiot. I'm Cuban, and statements like this are retarded. How is there slavery in Cuba? Have you been to Cuba? I have. I agree. I find my boyfriend playing SC2 really quite cute. Unless it's his sixth match in a row since he got home and turned on the computer. Not sure if should upvote because its a joke or downvote because you're serious. Well the word "appreciate" must not have been in these guys harvard entrance essay > ** ** bring it on This is where you hand xtkbilly some mind bleach I can't believe no one has asked yet whether it was New England or Manhattan.........it better be New England I've never researched this, but my wife is 6'1", and she never, ever has a problem with men not hitting on her enough ( ) and she never had any dating problems before we married. You must be a Yankee. Young red guard thugs are a dime a dozen in the 407. Thanks, I have. Was up all night figuring that one out actually. My god. My mom always used to scare me shitless when I was a kid by telling me that this could happen, but for at least a decade now I've been convinced that it was just bullshit. "Other discussions (35)" You must be one of those fancy 14.4k folk At first i was like , then i was like "fair call" Pretty much not at all... Not in the least. Two tails. Obligatory that's-why-I-use-a-Diva-Cup comment. Also I like how the spokesman said it was "common environmental mold that poses no health risk", as if people should be okay with using moldy tampons This was in my hometown...I'm so proud... Don't listen to that shitty advice about bursting . ლ( ლ) COD..... A *loathsome* road, eh? Millionaire gets a free car... I've never seen something so relevant to Starcraft Sadly I did the something similar a few weeks ago. I was in whole-foods and noticed the cheese samples. They have toothpicks in a cup to spike the cheese with and a smaller cup to dispose of them in. However I did not pay enough attention to which cup was new and which was used... i ended up eating sample cheese from a used toothpick. *shudder* Just noticed someone else posted this an hour after me and it has 500 upvotes. I posted this an hour before you They get the pass of being developed at the same time as HGSS, so they might not have had chance to include it in there. No excuses if it's not in B2W2 though. Hmm i like how a lot are tweeting about this on there iPhone 4's while wearing Canada Goose jackets..... perfect for any superhero who must constantly fight the threat of those evil single molecules. Hey now, I LIKED Crystal Pepsi. How is this possible Downvoted not for being a repost, but a repost from pinterest. traditional chainmail often extends past waist length. She is also wearing pants. Not sure why you are seeing underwear. As if anyone will attend class anyway. I dreaded the day I'd actually see someone had made a PVC bong I read this as "...legs crossed... comfortable, even for long periods..." Damnit why did I click it. Rest of the night is going to be *WTF WAS THAT ON MY LEG -- there was something on my leg I'm sure of it, where did it go ...* Yeah. That's me too. I think i actually tried to write a book report on a C&H collection once. I work 40hours a week and have school to attend. My only workouts are at home and I need to study more than actually play all my other games. Your friend's wife sent you a message saying "I love you"? Account age: 12minutes. I actually watched the whole interview, she just repeat the same arguments the whole time... He did after he was injured in an accident at 14 and incapacitated. I just found out that the owner of Marseille is my neighbor NO! NOBODY PARTIES EXCEPT FOR ME! im freaking out because there's a 9gag watermark in the middle of the picture Do you have any idea how ignorant that is? I guess we could just also start saying games are gay retarded and for girls too. Oh wait. >Still ain't a word . Should read, "I just found out that the owner of Marseille *is* my neighbour ." Enjoy the game! Once a year? That hardly qualifies as best wife ever. Seriously. Her fb timeline is nothing but status updates about how much she loves her man, then hates him, then gets a new one. And now all it is is talking about how she's a lesbian now, how she's glad she 'chose' to be one, etc. I want to look away but I can't My skin is crawling and I just got the worst shivers You purchase the drug tests and bring them home Since when does not saying no equate to saying yes? If you go check out the video of the interview, the guest makes a whole lot of very reasonable points...right up until he starts ranting about Obama being anti-American energy. OK, what are the fans chanting? The announcers keep mentioning that they're upset and that they "won't let this go" but give no explanation. And why does it look like the Marseille fans have red scarves? Correct me if I am wrong but the only red on their shirts is the logo of their sponsors. Think about saying goodbye to your loved ones while coughing blood in deep pain and fear, because cancer is eating your body and soul, from the lungs outward wow but I highly doubt it is a prank my sister is turning 12 this friday Or all three combined. I try my hardest and can only do a sustained 11 minutes over 3-4 miles Why Did You capitalize the first words? Eating a horrible interpretation of your delicious, delicious foods. Seriously throw some Chili powder and cheese on it...BAM! Mexican! Unfortunately we cannot shoot in state parks or national forests in Virginia... Hrrm... I was MAV-roadkilled today, and it happily continued to fly just fine after the collision, so I don't know exactly what they patched? Maybe you can't go on killstreaks anymore, but killing more than one player is certainly still possible the 22, Nocerino, was fucking with his shoe. I liked the look on Messi's face. -> My sister Is maith liom speechless? Cad? ... business cat is black Is me or does that jetpack leave behind jizz stains? OMG A girl gamer? What a big deal, more a like a way for free karma. Also the rest of your comics depict guys Anal sex was not once mentioned in my sex ed classes throughout school In my middle school class, the room was divided up in to length of time, like 1 day-1 week, or 1-month-6 months stuff like that. For each question we had to go to the corresponding area Downloaded this looking forward to 'Leaving Earth's' extended version. Same 2 minute version... My tank didnt flip over before i read about it on reddit. How is that not a douchebags toy? Maybe it's the Asian fathers and their that prevents bullying there. Retarded bureaucratic bullshit at its worst: The state of Pennsylvania simultaneously passed a law requiring you to wear a seatbelt in cars, and allowing you to ride a motor cycle without a helmet. At the end of this creature Google... In YouTube... Former stutterer here, and it sounds like your guy has similar problems to what I had. I cannot tell you how frustrating it is to not be able to say exactly what you want to, even though it's crystal clear in your head. It's confidence-busting, and extremely embarrassing, and you should feel incredibly special that he's comfortable enough with you to let you see him struggle with this. It got to the point with me that I knew I wouldn't be able to say a word, and subsequently had to figure something out. One of my most embarrassing moments was calling the front desk of a hotel in Berlin to ask for ice, however upon my call being answered I realized I wouldn't be able to say "ice"....I was forced to ask for a bucket of "frozen water" and I cannot imagine what the front desk guy thought. Even some of the stuff i see on there still makes me go This is in no way a bookmark for later reference. So I'm like, supposed to turn old like you are right now? Why not link to the site instead of a screenshot you took where are your hands going? Dammit, Florida. Please tell me your joking I has nothing to do with that! I love it and hate it at the same time. I usually play with a friend but he always leaves me alone to fight some boss while he goes and smells the roses or whatever he does. Then he uses all the health and magic potions after one hit or one ultimate attack thing. Then I die and teleport to him while he's a level 19 and I'm only a level 1. there's an r/AmIUgly? "Ducks behave pretty badly, it seems. It is not so much that up to one in 10 of mallard couples are homosexual -..." . Because homosexual necrophilia is any worse than heterosexual necrophilia. Not the best part in the arrival to add trivial facts I was talking about the planet wisp/ final boss *heavy russian accent* I laughed like little child . HA HA HA HA [](/fluttersrs " ") Just unsubscribe True! I don't even remember this though. Thanks my second option would've been a Gardevoir,but I didn't want the chance of having a male uhhhh, what happens? How is this funny, this kid is a straight up boss yeah we were atrocious last year when we went 12-4 Naruto uzumaki on the list? ...... Root canal ..... Zigzagoon I really don't like this woman Over a thousand views on imgur but only 13 upvotes so far I agree with this, but in a different context your statement is.... I said "off". The OS or the animal? Oh. God why? Slavery was acceptable a few hundred years ago too. Your point? 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It makes no sense. What are you trying to say? Second, you spelled "you" as "u" -Being woken up in the middle of the night with a sudden charley horse. Not cool... not cool at all... ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ERA ... tl;dw Her main argument, evolution might lead to a bad society. Therefore evolution is a lie. It seems you are the only one that knows how to airblast I see dead people. WOW. A lot of you take shit too seriously, I was just bored and thought I'd have a laugh. ಠ_ಠ Ghost town thread after boston fans went to circle jerk in their own subreddit. What about that quote warrants the ? Just curious. You can still park there. It's wide open. Do not want. ლ( ლ) I LOVED YOU ON SESAME STREET, OSCAR. Well he wouldn't want your "flying fuck" seeing as he is gay. Kraut. Unknowingly Running from an earthquake makes sense? Oh god, don't even get me started... So... you didn't exactly "wander" into this place, then. * * My boyfriend and I did tried to crack our backs while locking arms and facing the opposite direction from each other.... He ended up landed on my back. Warning labels are needed indeed. Want to up-vote for keto success, but want to down-vote for Pats hoody... MAN i wish i was a random slut, then i wouldn't have to deal with one guy all the time, unfortunately the slut gene didn't hit me. so, so sad. Second to last pic, I have you tagged as, "Has someone tagged as " '" This really is bizarre, I haven't seen a single thing about violence toward these guys. Seems like this is a PR move to paint those of us, who upon finishing me3 immediately texted their best bud about how terrible the last 5 minutes were, as entitled and violent crazy children. Being 26 this doesn't sit well with me . ohh god, the yebrows......... I can't snap. No matter how hard I try, I can't make a single snap. My friend calls me a "Snapless nugget" >The love didn't last long though Holy shit I forgot how fucked up that scene was This must be true because every time I take my (female) dog for a walk in her pink harness and leash I get told "he's so cute!" Apparently all the pink is to hide that my little girl is a boy... Upvote. Wow I'm not the only one like this? I keep telling people I'm part "Injun", not "Native American"! Please enlighten me with what you plan on doing to prevent that. Descriptive subject line. I wonder how many topics come up when I type " ". I'll tell you how many: 10030. When I was in about 7th or 8th grade, me and my buddy were goofing off after class throwing a pink pearl eraser (the big ones) at each other. On one throw he threw it with all his might and hit me square in the left testicle. I couldn't walk for about 35 minutes. I was rolling around the floor pulling my hair out from the pain while other students and teachers walked by me and didn't even ask if I was ok... Wait.. this actually works? Wat. Anything SW:TOR is doomed to fail! this is fail! but I upvoted anyhow. It is if you have dyscalculia Casually start watching cute cuttlefish video.....suddenly have real life friend start narrating in video.......officially creeped the hell out for the rest of the night.... $30 a roll... ლ( ლ) WHY MUST YOU BE SO AWESOME. Yeah. Basically I wasn't letting him complete his explanations before I jumped in again...but I mean, a good-natured "okay whoa there! haha let me finish" is a lot different from "*sigh* " Skillshots are skills you need to aim. His Q is a direct line skill you need to aim. His R is an AoE skill you need to aim. In a discrete and professional way....speaking to the journalist Even if it's not sticky rice, it's not that hard ლ( ლ) DID YOU JUST LINK TO FUNNYJUNK!? I re-watched this recently and caught all the things I missed as a child. I finally know why my parents were laughing... Please tell me you're not comparing a disease (sometimes hereditary) like alcoholism to fapping I'm a fan of that one gay scene with the (no clue their names ) shirt being taken off and the shower and the "I heard the water in Arkansas is real hard" innuendo comment... Sooooooo yep. Herp derp. Did anyone else count the syllables to "cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt"? looks normal sized to me ** ** Congratulations on growing out of your no shadow witchcraft! Anal_berry_pie ... Who's trying to take my WiFi Hmm... Sending biological waste through the mail sounds like a good idea. This is a joke, right? Clever Girl Thanks for the explanation. I honestly didn't know it was a tv show, I read it in a "news" article about the Trayvon case somewhere . > Still ain't no word . At least the wheels are chocked?.... R1.......... Smoking ≠ 'having good feelings' &amp;amp;amp; cancer ≠ fun > So shut your whore mouth. Says the Iron Golem flair Best example of living up to a username I've ever seen, have an up vote you sick bastard Move out Aren't you using AlienBlue? They've made it easy for you with a button to add it did a ferret in an american nightmare jean jacket Not sure if you made grammar error on purpose, or just proving point. what angered it is you called it a canoe, ....it's a kayak Is that a bus parked on the grass.. She'd probable eat you during sex like a female Arachnid The ETA is going up one second every second. oh hai we cured the common cold and aids...and all the others, but nobody is interested in funding this. Your chances of being attacked by a shark are significantly lower than being killed by a coconut. So you mean that people who've played LoL for years have a straight advantage on new players beside the experience This is just wrong to me. You said that watch enthusiast won't respect the Omega PO yet go on to use examples of people in the general public who don't recognize and point it out. Also, the newest caliber 8500 PO uses an exclusive in house co axial escapement not an off the shelf ETA. Indeed. Well, considering our interpretations disagree but we both like the outcome, I think we should agree to disagree. And clearly, once again, opinion is subjective, so I don't think it's possible to be 'wrong' in this scenario (unless you believe that offending someone for the sake of offending them is OK, in which case ). I know, right? As if big breasted girls like this really think they can trick us into thinking they would ever appear in photos for reasons other than an excuse to show off their breasts, like ordinary people do on all the time on Reddit Srkillex... good taste... music... ლ( ლ) 55378008 BOOBLESS Well not really, for me a **month** of salary would be around 450$ ** **, but I kinda use it in all the stuff I need to live, like food, water, etc... So... Yeah shitty thing... I know it's completely fucked up You get all excited, preparing to bust of move flashing your exquisite taste of music and end up looking like a douche Vanilla Ice fan ...truely a FWP! Awesome parenting 10%. 1/10 is 10%. Oh god me too You made me read it like Patrick Star. at last someone who can write the Gojira name correctly....Gorilla + Kujira (whale in japanese) 'You know what men are like' nazad u srednji vijek narode! I suppose that calling it "cannon/penis" as a euphemism for penis is too indiscreet for you? Hornicepticon. i didn't. until i read that "*Forget* that you're lactose intolerant" ? Nonono. A euphemism is when you use another word in place of a "dirty" word. For example, "where are my unmentionables?" or "I have a terrible hooha infection". OP clearly feels cannon/penis is a good coverup word for something else dirty. It came out April 27, 2011. that question is the only reason i'm digging through these comments Legalización de las drogas, ponen de icono una jeringa, que representa a una de las más duras y peligrosas drogas: la heroína. Ds lite? Wii controller? /b/tards thats who Not 49? That bloody tampons are fucking disgusting If it weren't for the picture, those two comments... There was a time when I thought these random blow jobs were solid. It was perfect. Then when we broke up and the shit hit the fan. She told me she only gave me blow jobs because she had recently cheated on me and wouldn't have sex with me until she got tested and was clean ... I couldn't even count how many times I randomly got a blow job... You monster !!! Sure, let me be clear on these goalposts first. I guess you didn't see what I did. My sister had a similar reaction; she complained about it being "all that's on tv" and said, "God, get over it already, who cares anyway". And the next big man for Du--- oh wait another guard No. We're supposed to at you for wanting a Gardevoir but only if it's female. ... Thank you i didnt get OP's story wow thats ... disturbing The Ed Hardy of tattoos Same here. 19/25 and a coefficient of 13. Literally just happened to me like 5 minutes ago. Beastiality is forbidden on the island Right over his face?.... Oh fuck. Number 9. I...I... don't.. understand. This is just horrifying and sincerely depressing. And you would keep him busy by *rubbing* him out!? 60%? Using the term "out-of-place-artifact" to describe an ancient clock/calculator is up there with conspiracy theory Does pat hate pie? Are you stalking me? If comments are disabled... Its probably a good sign that PLAYBACK should be also. >lolwut . Tell that to all the olympic gold medalists from China. Me in my head: "He doesn't look like a chick..." Don't disclose all of our secrets. He's been with Liquid one day Indeed there is! But it's a little high up the skill tree *(requires 60 skill points)* while just Power Attacking with a dagger is free! Just make sure no ones in the way I just played the Aquatic Park course in Berkeley, CA for the first time this week. On hole 2, I overthrew my brand new champ leopard into a roller, which rolled into the lake. On my next shot I threw my z buzzz ss into a tree overhanging the water, but was able to recover it from the shallows. The wind had picked up in my face on 3 (a dogleg left across a small cove), and I let my custom dyed z nuke fly on what I thought was a great rhbh hyzer rip. I watched in horror as the disc flipped level, sailed out 100' over the lake and died hard right. On hole 17, shooting the opposite direction over the same cove as 3, I forehanded a destroyer poorly, getting caught by the wind and dumped into the lake. 4 wet discs, 3 lost for all time. Now my bag feels super light. I was just in the shower, and the idea of fapping had never really occured to me even though I knew what it was. I had seen it depicted in movies and the people in movies always seemed to enjoy it, so I figured why not give it a shot. Well I did it and it felt great, and I didn't even know I'd orgasm'd but all of a sudden my dick was super sensitive and I could no longer touch the tip it all. I would squirm and the whole tip was just unbearable to touch, super sensitive. I thought maybe something was wrong with me so I tried again other times, and discovered orgasm and that this super sensitive thing only happened after. I only fapped in the shower for a long time too, until soap started to burn First time using alien blue, and I can see all of your usernames This customer tried to return a cookie to my wife once. My wife asked where the cookie was, and the customer was like "I ate it already." Says the guy who 12 hours ago posted about getting a Rolex Oh god The resolution won't make it look nice as a wallpaper. as a person who fixes students computers at my school. I dont really care about them, i actually hate their guts so i dont really care about them. normally its just word documents and itunes shit. so i will run a virus scan (which normally they dont have them installed ) and i have a rule, double digits, not worth the hassle. so i just re install windows and make it look like before. fyi ive fixed ~20 pc's and 18 of them have 15+ viruses. two had like 6 could he uhhhhhhh talk any uhhhhh slower? ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ Same here. Still, it should've been fixed. Good ain't it? I must admit to reposting though > their top selling beer is still bud light I'm a boy. dude you have no fucking bullets I'm pretty sure POTATO_IN_MY_ANUS has a cult following now. Maybe it'll become a novelty account like ? I would suggest typing it in and finding out... I feel insecure about myself now Believe it or not they are. My sisters had their first kids at 16, 17, and 15. My mother has 17 or 18 (I honestly can't be bothered to count them all right now) grandchildren and 2 great grandchildren by my nieces now 18 and 19, and another from her 18 year old Grandson due later this year. My mom JUST turned 53 ten days ago. This test is very inaccurate, I've been tested independently before (during a dyslexia test) and scored 140-150, now this is saying 100 I'm a girl and I lol'd, but yeah, still.... Says the person on reddit The foot will heal, those trainers though... Ruined... Ruined “He was here, but they weren’t intoxicated. They were drinking Pepsis,” the manager said. Don't bring ponies to shazbot there's no y on the end of "they" and for this thread, I'm not sure if it's a typo or part of it... #9 looks like hell on earth Oh really I thought it was a giant ball of cheese. Yeeaahhhh I mean I knew it was coming, but still... So I've realized March 2010... I was told never to stretch. before or after, that it does nothing for you except hurt your muscles thier... Seems legit What an odd story I wish my mailman would stop delivering mail addressed to people who don't live here. And then writes question marks on stuff addressed to me. 6 downvotes?? Nickelback fans. not to forget about the 30-40 years of period cramps Yes! Thank you! That was exactly the piece I was referring to. I loved that mural and have stopped to take pictures of it and wondered who had created it. Thanks for providing the answer to this little mystery. And yes, I too noticed that it had recently been defaced by more common graffiti. If people have been adding me on Facebook for that reason they're going to be disappointed. so you didnt get a good look at your moms stomach while she was pregnant ... with you "This dude manages to actually look badass..." Who put these onions here?! Oh yeah. Det finns alltså svenskar här.. Twenty is old now? My grandpa had that phone until last year! Now he has an iPhone 4, that he doesn't know how to use I do this every week "the cans you love to swallow" First thing I noticed. I used to use something called Dogpile memebase ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Wait...it's greedy because most of his compensation was based on performance? Well, looks like I won't be able to sleep tonight Personally, I just have my iPhone set to automatically change 'lod' to ' '. Makes it easier when texting and FB'ing. "PS3 RollyMcPuffy" Yeah! Like Miami Everyone knows all massages lead to sex I got one "...I could care less about playing the game.” Holy crap, I had forgotten about that. Yeah, I read it in a review... that will be something It's different from LoL and therefore it must be worse! > ||facepalm|| I appreciate the cragislist suggestion but could we pretend for a second I polish the emails and correspondents I send out? I apologize for the scrambled thoughts but I'm not trying to pick any of you up. That girl is what, 15? Are you really surprised? The funny part is where they keep trumpeting how "standards compliant" they are, even saying its the most modern browser. hahahaha! yes Indeed, and I'm asian... but... recycling :(.... and giving potential enemies planes wtf bro WORST.NOVELTY.ACCOUNT.EVER. You obvy use toomanyitemsಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Poor guy. Just to sum up here: no I am, not suing. Would take a lot of time to do so and it would be years before I saw the money if any "At your age the only thing I was scared of was to step on this: [Lego block]" WTF are you planning on doing to your kids? She had alot in her hands. It's got to the point where our Politicians don't even give a shit if their lies are proven wrong just the next day. They can say whatever they want for short term gains and just carry on as if nothing has happened. Bastards! It's true! ya that kogmaw needs a ban for offensive language I'm not used to HC. It froze just before my round info saved and I lost all of it. yep.this is true. thats the thing and the annoying part. they scan your boarding card, then you go to the terminal, where this happend actually at stansted airport you have to walk like 3 miles to get to the gate because it is hard to find and the company, i swear, is paying extra just to get the two furthest boarding gates, aaaaand on top of that you see your airplane and the last few people standing on the stairs but they say you can't go to the airplane. They will get your luggage out of roughly 200 other cases in 45 minutes, because thats okay, but you cant get to the plane in 20 seconds, because thats impossible. So after an hour of waiting she got her luggage back and get sent out of the terminal, where she was scanned through security again ( if i might add... because she might blow up the outside of the terminal or i dont know) and kept waited til they had found her luggage. sorry for me being aggressive and sort of passionate about this thing, but it really bothers me til today. Mine broke in half when my brother accidentally sat on it “I think ultimately in the long term that the money that will get made in Minecraft will not be about Minecraft, but will be about the services and products that get introduced into it” Haha, I said that very thing to a person who used as a subject and got double-downvoted. Why can't people come up with something besides a symbol? Something like "Smooth landing bro" is a million times more creative, and easy to search for again. Yeesh. BTW, 3140 results come up when you type "O__O". I don't think you know what that face is for. Where the fuck is Quick? ** ** Did you seriously ask that instead of re-reading the title? Are you implying I have AIDS? bear? Condoms do not work that way!... Just think if the cop had no idea what the band Queen was.ಠ Good Luck , reddit is behind ya. Crashes for me Yes, because houses are always a good investment. LAALALALAALALALA Who says it's a dude? He had a godly enchanted boomerang and didn't use it ...and twelve years old. Scumbag worst story teller in the world. Can you imagine your father telling you about his sexual escapades I snorted cinnamon, ran across my town wearing a penguin onsie and finished by consuming half a glass of ketchup all for a total sum of... £50. The first two things weren't too bad, it's just the ketchup bit I still can't get over. it looks like a walrus flossing. I clicked the link without reading it. "Oh, it's just some cute kid." I back out and read the title. I click again, and.... I found one with over a week on it Impressive!! I just hope the window was open and you weren't driving :P I honestly saw a girl painting her nails while driving one time- I got as far away from her as possible "Le cat". Seriously? Hey, man, we're just trying to get our classes. The administration gods are the ones who determine the priority registration dates. BRING ON THE FRESHMEN! (Kidding.. maybe?) The best book ever. It pretty much shows you how to mimic any material. And then how to photoshop it to make it as my coworker put it. Dabomb.com Immaturity at its finest. Me: "It says 'lbs,' do you mean pounds-force or pounds-mass?" Professor, pensively: "...Pounds." Me: I do this way to much... x-post /r/*pics* Totally belongs under wtf You must not have seen the Pacers vs. Nets game last night… It is not relevant that's what Dude, you're scaring me... You mean I'll have to go... **OUTSIDE**? ლ( ლ) That really bothers me. One time I had someone ask on here if I hated my body and sex because I don't like using tampons where, not were This one You stole my idea, I'm watching you you just summarized my emotions during that moment in a sentence...but alas im not the type to shout in a class...to much attention towards myself Is that...? Is he...? Why would you ride in the grocery store Let's not forget about AP English Lang and Lit. You took those and got fives? Very nice, now take butt-fuck Writing 100 and 150 anyway. from first panel where is this going to phew ok everything turned out better than expected Dude, she's only three. Language is just completely out of place No mobile downloaded the lite version of the app the other day to see what it would be like, started digging to see if i could find some diamonds, ran into some gravel, and was like ლ( ლ) why are you not falling? What? "Redditor uses . . . . It's super effective!" Why were you in a random back alley off New York Ave. NE? It will fit if you work it. My wife did this. TIL males spell blond(e) differently ... where is my alcohol? Why I understand completely, have gone through the same thing... Yet both women and men still don't know that I'm gay it's annoying being alone... Holy mother of RESOLUTION Dude you are fucking everywhere. My friend and I were talking about this the other day. Seriously. Wait what? Does this mean into straight men or straight into people? What happens if you penetrate straight into someone, I haven't heard about this Your username I know that feeling. Just filled up today...$58 for ~13 gallons. But all I get to show for it is a '93 Camry. Who in their right mind designed a family car to take premium? On a car that only gets 21 mpg on a good day?! Who?! I would like to have a ***very*** strongly worded conversation with them. and im like "the fuck you doinn"? hoo hoo ooooo don't buy their bikes though You are so right! Mozart, Willie Nelson, Michael Jackson, and Jerry Lee Lewis are such "hacks" I don't know what's more alarming: your use of " " as a verb or the fact that my brain interpreted it instantly without telling me it's not even a word. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ >Neat - if I want to use my device while charging (a very reasonable thing to do) all I need to do is carry a micro USB cable in addition to an iPhone charger. I just punched my iPad screen in response to this. 700 club!? so much rage... no way. that's panthers vs judas peppers Not very subtle The house! Not sure if you reposted from r/WTF or vie versa Huge Boston fan... With Burrows? ...where's her head? That is actually exactly why I posted it (Playing Brutal Legend that is), that and the fact that it hadn't been posted on here, yet. Yeah Nolan is definitely in the same category as Borges Am I for real? Obvious troll is obvious. Over 10,000 negative comment karma This happened to me once. HAD NO POKEBALLS ya until he beats Stella You let your daughters play in a toy house full of spiders I've done this *exact* same thing, except it was with food. And I put the food on my couch and when I sat down I sat on all the food I had grabbed > One time I brought the Ottomans back and I gave them all their cities that I had captured before I got their capital. I traded them like...Four cities for nothing - I guess I was feeling generous. I then continued my war against whoever I was warring against, and Suleiman calls me a warmonger and denounces me . I ended up conquering his cities for myself after that stunt. Why are you even using wooden pencil in college anyway? ** ** By your logic I should now go into my bedroom and throw away my Beatles albums because obviously since I've been listening to them since I was two I am too old for them now at the ripe old age of 19. Cause you know, if two year olds like their music, obviously an adult can't. Wy buy it when you can just download it from a website for free.....jailbroken of course ....... Give me some fin. Don't reinforce the concept of proper firearms handling? It's really sad that I had to read this comment to understand the comic... Yes very technical indeed It was.... A video with Sims characters being weird. I just spent an hour watching related monty pyton videos. Thanks I can't tell if you wrote a compliment or an insult. I'm completely speechless... I can't call it rap.. I can't call it poetry... What the fuck is this kid trying to do!? I had a moment with a bilingual coworker where I just couldn't understand what the hell she was trying to say. So she said it in Spanish instead and I understood it perfectly. I have no idea why my brain stopped speaking English for 5 minutes. Dude, seriously, not cool. Slutmuffin... You're right. It would be sexist to say anything. (V)( )(V) I know this Moroccan guy who lives in Dublin and he told me he knows a Jewish guy whose family basically owns O'Connell Street You didn't play the sequel to resolve the cliffhanger? Lenny's look of disapproval DICE is too busy coding bugs into the game to actually add new functionality. Exceptional sausages. Used to get this in Diablo II all the time. They'd just pop in, go "item plz?" and then leave It's the equivalent of 7USD here in Australia, and we have to drive just as much as Americans. I drive 45mins to work usually. Also no you don't want Ryan Air, it now charges you to use the bathroom , soon you will have to insert coins into the armrest to keep the plane up. He married her when she was six. He "Consummated the marriage" when she was nine. Liveleak Video Poster's username. Gay midget sex I thought you mistyped breeding there's no /line-cmd listed So... popcorn... Thanks for telling us you have an iPhone This is blocked on my network as pornography . Stop making it look so easy! fucking quick scoper *Reads comment*: *Reads username*: ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Was anyone else expecting a dog sitting among a mass of bunny gore... You should clean that desk. Is that a used tissue over there? Y U LIE? I retract my Never realised....or he enjoyed it ! As someone who lives and drives every day in NYC... "Algebra from A-Z" (Without any math symbols?) That is just the alphabet. Nevertheless, good luck. You get my vote. I hated people like you Apparently the scar is from failure i mean not even the meme. but the actual text. it makes no sense. if it said he didn't believe in a talking ass then it would make sense, but the bible quote is referring to a speaking donkey. You're going to get raped. Did you just compare this girly Metal Gear Solid abortion to the amazing Boba Fett? 8====D~~~ Tattoo of her own face on chest. Sitting at my desk in a 400 square foot corner office, in arms reach of a mini fridge, and thinking to myself, "I could probably live in that thing..." Drunk Homer is a cunt and is known for getting angry and violent with tourists. Bumblebee on the other hand, is one first class citizen. They showed up about 2-3 years ago. Some have been involved in lawsuits. Surprisingly, a guy dressed as Jimi Hendrix had the most severe one. Had to pay a huge fine for not licensing the music he played Most of them make a living doing this. A pretty good one at that. If you see one interesting and being kind to others, go give them a dollar or whatever change you got. A lot of them do it cause they want to entertain, but have no talent. Some though, like drunk homer, are cunts and should be banned from the Strip. Go to bed. Yes, that is in normal conditions, why don't we look up the anatomy of the vagina under time-freezing circumstances I'm starting to have a thing for Felton, and I feel like an old hag eyeing the kids "husband of 4 years" Ermmmm yes... I'll just post it again... Taking sex advice from POTATO_IN_MY_ANUS... It's not your cake day. Just did this on my iPad and iPhone. Only got the iPad version a couple days ago but it seems it's been owning my phone battery for months... fuck you skype hopefully in a good way haha happy tokin bro I feel the same way when I repost something and people still upovte it. Santorum = I remember the "FUCK YEAH" feeling toward the end of ME3 seeing all the galaxies fleets together as one. Then the ending happened. You're obviously from Florida too, Mike. We have a different breed of people riding around on mopeds. The song says *rapist* . Oh well up vote. I saw somebody that had over 800 hours played.. on 15th prestige.....still boosting Thank your lucky stars. US$327,646.81 here in Singapore Don't hate the player, hate the people who keep upvoting this shit onto the front page Gulf Coast He had my vote until I saw him Tebowing. 1) "Also you’re using real wolves this season?" 2 mins of me in the shop dear god sir i must have ruined your day? [1:41 is when u leave shop so not even half the video] derp derp Who in the ladies underwear industry decided it would be a good idea to make a thong with a 72" waist? perfect**ly** Good point,Jelly Belly's are to spendy anydamnedway. Shit, I forgot the Mystery/Mix Up Flavor. I actually tried those and wasn't to impressed. Not as bad as Chocolate Skittles but not worth two dollars either. And, I'm outta here :-) Yes the idea of using a toilet seat is much more offensive than snorting cocaine in the first place You have a tab open that says "how to make a rape dungeon" Jamarcus hilarious "loose?" ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I see God's working his usual "LOL FUCK THE EAGLES THEY THREW SNOWBALLS AT SANTA CLAUS" mojo early this year. Clever... "celebslam.celebuzz" Looks like chicken having a dirty dreams (wingboner) You want surprise? Adding this video to my list of reasons I would never live in Texas. Saw at least one person without a hoodie.... April fools! Why is a Mets jersey the icon for this post? This chick looks cute. *Clicks picture.* I don't know if I'm blind but... That slab of concrete didn't even touch his shin and that rake didn't hit his elbow. Romanian artist Imre Horvath ummmm whoever gets a boner is gay, but holding another guys dick is not gay. the parent to this comment deleted their post, so you look really creepy How is the guy who suggests the circle-jerk not immediately called gay ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ The best part is when they force you to apologize for their stupidity Bob Ross didn't die! He was just drunk for 4 years... I really appreciate that I now have a ton of orangereds with people rubbing their great pulls in my face. I never did that as a kid Isn't laborday man made '. well isn't that encouraging. You know more about Ronald Paul than you do about your own governor. I'll bet you have highly intellectual discussions over at r/circlejerk aka r/ronpaul THANKS FOR SHARING **Why are you not writing in bold? ** Just to preempt anyone upset by this practice, i dont actually do this. . . except when people really deserve it Isn't that the exakt same clip that I linked? Oh! A -75% coupon for EVE Online! That's great! No troll? Seriously? I understand you were building it into a zhonya's hourglass, but that needlessly large rod isn't blue Well, at least you warned me in my original post you were going to repost this and steal my karma. That shows you care I'm sure he meant to say eNIGma. makes an account to call out karma whoring then posts in a thread linking back to another post in a hope for karma from both. I've had one of those for years. I didn't think it would be worth 1400 upvotes. I hate to be a party pooper...but he looks really young. The scene is hot...but... Because girls are the only people that listen to bad music You're luck its your cake day, Ole Kevin. My dogs openly beg and then look really sad when you don't give them any were you trying to serve her bukkakenachos? cuz i would probably call you names too... Yup, same problem here. I'm on Fedora 16 x64 with Chrome 18 beta. Tried deleting profile, removing/reinstalling flash and nvidia drivers. No luck, just Na'avi's. WHICH TEAM ARE YOU DISSING, KIND SIR?! Correlation not equal to causality hmmm...your sentence was really just a fact more than insult seeing as how your standards WERE really that low My mind just combined fried rice with the jolly rancher story 7 pokemon in his party... *Looks at username* Really? I think: "She has an interesting face, could you show (give) me a picture of her where I can see her whole face?" is way weirder than the usual "I want to fuck her! hahahhah" I mean...Come on... A yellow sweatshirt and salmon pink shorts. what in the actual fuck dude? No He just got cut by the worst team in the majors True, he's been here for 5 days and has almost 37 thousand karma. . . . An anus? The cat reluctantly snapped the mouse in half by swinging it against the wall in one swift motion when my family refused to have anything to do with the live mouse she dropped. She then ate it with a look of disapproval at us. Day9 the carts in disarray? Are you serious "Sirrah is an archaic term used to address inferiors, sometimes as an expression of contempt" ... but the rest of your comment is great!! Can't tell if saying or asking... Ok I'm going to go withdraw $176 million dollars from my bank account now.. we'll see how that works out I don't know how about dinosaurs Yep, without this prank, they were totally going to ship all that water over to Africa Will smith Zelda? A fighting game? Why is your phone so dead? Haven't you heard of charging? Not everyone is full of money. thats one of the bulgiest bulgy crotches i've ever seen... and i've seen my fair share of bulgy crotches. Rule34. Oh the joys of gripping. Celery, which *burns* more calories than it contains? Is that a pencil sharpener? touché Also, *then* better make sure cinsere ain't running it... ლ( ლ) Because History Channel has always been such a credible source... How a bout peanut butter it's disgusting As a TV show host, I once had a person on my show with vocal cord issues, making his speech extremely high-pitched. As he was explaining how this made his life difficult, I burst into laughter and laugh throughout the entire interview. It aired Wow it couldn't be any easier! Wow Reddit, way to make sure that an awesome person like this guy's mom will always feel objectified around here. It's serious if the big one was in human form, that is exactly how i would imagine a person to look when they type It must be fresh Aye, it is a pokemon challenge that is ACTUALLY challenging. You form close bonds with your pokemon. Also, as kind of 3rd rule is you must Nickname all pokemon so you do grow closer with them. Like, I fucking do care about my zigzagoon with a scarf and headbutt which would never happen if I played it like I usually do. I never thought I would type that sentence. You try to train these sickly pokemon into fighting machines capable of wiping the floor with any stupid enough pokemon you come across to face THE FEARSOME ZIGZAGOON NAMED GURU WHO WILL END YOU AND YOUR DERP POKEMON. That escalated quickly. Totes wasn't work safe. Ads. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ aww poor bunnies ლ( ლ) My favorite part of this anti intellectual graphic is the "source". This is not how to cite information My drivers-ed instructor told our whole class to go find an empty straight road in the country. And start at ten mph and slam the brakes on til a stop. Then twenty, and thirty all the way up to SEVENTY mph . Newly licensed drivers should not being going 70 down a country road then slamming the brakes on. [](/c20 " ") "L4BZ x SCOPeZz" i'm from illinois. Your username..... These puns are really taking me out of mein kampfort zone. > I prefer Schumacher to Nolan. It's fun and not super serious, so I could suspend disbelief when something physically impossible happens, like Nolan's 3d sonography from a single point. or the woman who took a pic with her feet up that sported painted nails and people commented on how she was calling attention to herself as a woman. omg. lived in bloomington for a few years. that's my chinese restaurant. i saw the title of this and i just knew... 6th grade, my health teacher is reading a portion of the sex ed book and for whatever reason *every time*, and I mean *every damn time*, he said "testes" I lost my shit. There was only one other kid laughing so I started to feel bad, I turn to see the girl next to me staring at me like , to which I laughed even harder. The cycle repeated itself. Yeah you didn't see a lot of autistics either, looks like many kids are faking illnesses, being lazy trying to get out of living a normal life No atmas with over 4k hp. agreed! every time i go to r/nba i at that sidebar Grape soda, watermelon, basketball, breakdancing and giant lips 2007 is way back Can't stop clicking related videos The pubes on the vagina, look like Jerry Sprinfield's hair. Well done, Then make a new account Thanks! I thought I remembered seeing it there, but when I looked I couldn't find it. Apparently my eyes skipped right over the bright red, italicized text. Fuck i feel ashamed not knowing that I see no erectile issue with this cake. I was playing with my neighbors kids. The scary part is after speaking with parents to ask permission to take kids on a picnic trip. The parents told me their kids had died 2 years ago in a car crash. > All Glory to the Bishop of Reddit THA FUQ ........ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ > Also nitpicking; the rainbow in that cutie mark is not a rainbow. My favorite is the dead one No one can speak english....yeah right ( ) Yeah...I amused myself more than the OP. Thanks for playing 'state the obvious'. You won. Congrats on finishing this. I still have dark moon left, which should be tons easier now with the revamped faire. I choose to keep them last and instead finished up shen'dralar.... Right before they were removed from the achievement. Mother of God Please don't say it that way, with that name of yours I turned on the stream and saw 3 battlecruisers at the 11 min mark... The fucking *supermarket* can attract shady individuals. given the rest of the comments, i'm worried that I didn't react to this (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ It's like a baby wookie..... . No. How does this have 6 upvotes Wait, are you telling me, that this was a mystery for some people. It's called windows A demotivational poster. My friends decided they wanted to leave after 45 minutes, so I missed all the panels... Like no one's ever had a perverted interpretation of the bible before. Umm... "At least, protect yourself with your own body." My dad's name is Roger thank you, violentacrez, for ruining my childhood. 15:00 is nowhere near dawn Not to me . This only works if you fall into the "fat-slob" category of gamers WTF did I just watch ? banned me from watching Dragonball Z when i was young due to it being "bad" and "evil" according to korean newspapers the most unreliable source i've ever heard of. Can't play football in highschool (i was 6' 175lbs) since everyone is 6'5" 300lbs. Look for the guy who's car decapitated a pigeon " accidentally " you'd find him lurking somewhere around here. > So wait, you are aware of the differences between Korean and Canadian law? And you are still anti-Jessica on this one? Srsly though. It hurt. Stop getting karma from my pain. Hmmm... this post was submitted exactly at 12:00 AM and it's the 1st of april I'm skeptical I will admit but lets check this out shall we? How come the numbers are not upside down? I think it;s called 'weird' Blistering tentacles. Mancini was whispering: "Not bad" to the goal "Did I do the right thing" posts get my especially. 99% of the time, everyone that agrees with the OP, whether it was right or wrong, are up at the top; meanwhile, anyone that disagrees is either shunned or just sent to the bottom with no explanation other than " " Beat me to it.. Dat Pinsir. Kilgallon Y so hostile/aggressive? Planetside 2... SOE ring a bell? Destroyer of all things good and pure. I don't mind grinds, they're in the background for me. I can agree that Bolt-launcher should either be; less powerful, less fire-rate, or some kind of +mass handicap (slowness to a Pathfinder is a heavy cost). "You might as well be playing BF2" Right, stop acting human and control yourself you animal. Next thing I will see are comments about "anger management." Maybe now he can give the lynch mob the right address. 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ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ So... why does this have downvotes and not at the top to actually CLARIFY the situation? As someone who is actually friends with this meme guy why is no one listening to him? Dislikes. *Engineer expression of disapproval.* My parents threw away my magic cards not because of anything religious or demonic, but because according to them I would become one of "those" people if I started playing it. When I read this quickly, I thought it said" Samuel L. Jackson vs. Aku" Read the books. It's not rape in the books. He is actually pretty sensual and caring with her. I guess they couldn't portray a heathen warrior to have a heart in the SOS though..... > dude...... last year I was in the tent next to you having sex! Vault 69 - I've never seen it but it sounds awesome. They're working on a remake with Chris Hemswort. That should be...interesting Seth's ears... Your name. im athiest I'll talk dragon lady over op, global ult anyday. so does a 32 vs 32 match yesss... 'religious ceremony'... Yes - just like what happens in Quake. Being in an aisle in which all the products will, in some point, be inside a bleeding pussy. Hot. You're Shaco, how do you know what is ok. Sverige! How is this possible . Wow I've never heard THAT joke before or saying "easy bot game" . love these guys I thought you guys didn't apply for cannons for Friday... Seriously? … my hipster radar is off the charts Agreed. Especially about the last sentence. Sadly, we have racists, and DoD is obsessed with Penises Is that an insult or a joke? Cuz I jut showered so I'm pretty clean i had something like that on my bbm it said "bc this if you brush your teeth and wash" Why you down vote her comment? Cigarettes ≠ stress relief The icons are wiggling what do i do!? I agree- not knowing more about the relationship, you're probably a casualty of the Friend Zone. Sorry to say... One too many there buddy. But you opened it anyway... Yup, all different, no flow, complete nonsense... And utterly brilliant :-D, seriously, radio plays NOW, go get them Well I personally didn't know what a Nuzlocke was before seeing a post on r/pokemon and some commenters on the last comic didn't either. I don't know why people always jump to "oh they are just karma whoring" when there are people out there who just want to have fun and share that fun . I've played pokemon since red and the games were starting to get really monotonous, finding out about the Nuzlocke challenge gave me a new lease on the franchise. Don't assume, because we all know it makes an ass of u and me. I used to work at a movie theater behind the concession stand. I had a lady straight up call me a criminal because the price we sold our popcorn and coke at was too high. She said that I was stealing from her. He **thinks** its a turtle ? How did I not know about cleavage day All i get is bronze daggers . Great, now I am in the mood for some pancakes La captura de pantalla es horrible. No me gusta. 32 for forgery and counterfeiting? Forging your parents signature to be excused from school doesn't count How does that relate to paraplegics? Wow, no love for Red Bryant!? Disappointed! I'm in Singapore next month for an interview, but I see it's only available in the US and Canada.. ugh, i hate it when that happens Oh, that's kinda cute and............ What the fuck is this shit, are we supposed to be fondly remembering the cartoon horses that fought and died in Vietnam or something? I wonder if those girls realize there is a disembodied head resting on their chesticles... I always give police officers the exact amount of respect they give me. If they harass me for no reason I'm not going to go out of my way to make their job easy. most cops are good guys who I have no problem talking to in a friendly manner, but every so often you come across one who thinks they are actually "in charge" of you rather than someone you pay to protect and serve you... These are usually the type that think civil liberties really get in the way of them doing their job. Example. Me (19 white male) sitting outside at university studying. Several people smoking cancer sticks around me so I pull out my tobacco pipe and begin smoking an aromatic blend to avoid bothering anyone in the area. Bike cops rolls by like three times before stopping. Then he walks up and says "oh you think you are so brave" I'm like... "what?" and he calls for backup then very angrily asks what the hell I was thinking smoking that in plain site. I was annoyed at his assumption so I simply said "I plead the fifth" in as sarcastic tone as I could muster. Moments later a sheriffs car and a dog unit drive up the sidewalk. Another officer walks up and asks what the problem is. I say "not entirely sure officer. I was sitting her enjoying some Macbaron vanilla Creme flake tobacco and doing calculus homework when the officer confronted me and took my pipe away without explanation." it took them about 30 seconds to realize how retarded they had been so the "gave me a warning" and left. 1. Mother of god. If he's a money farming bot (nature runes or blood runes specifically), I hope he notices he's barely making roughly a dollar an hour. Better off getting a real paying job. Yet they still continue to use their autotypers. I was driving with my mom when an old lady started to cross the streets holding her groceries. Then a car came speeding right at her and she went flying about 50 feet and then she was just laying there. My mom and I started cracking up. The old lady eventually got up and just walked away while my mom and I were laughing hysterically. I feel like a terrible person for that. I fail to understand your view - this post could potentially land someone a job in a tough economy Accidentally my ass! that would be a splendid idea... if we hadn't already merged. redditor for -1 years, 11 months and 30 days. Do you know why grass smells like that It would only frighten you. I am well aware of this being the German spelling and that does not make me take back my And so begins the endless hype for E3 and bing as the search engine in the built in search bar Fellow Seahawk fan, I love Red Bryant, but top 3 defensive players in the league?! This. All my you must be from 4chan ...submitted 27 years ago. I was that guy I can't imagine all-gay school Daily Mail comments section I see well there is one in Australia too Never Who said he was American? Was... that guy tickling a moth? ...and the closest thing making any sense was "Vize Dean Heroes klnth", "The Evil Dean Rose KNTZ" and... "The Vize Dean Snorkel" The first rule about the cool club is you don't talk about the cool club That is NOT the definition of a zombie. nothing wrong with a one-hitter. I thought this was /r/circlejerk >So intolerant of other cultures just because they are different from yours. Shame. Shame. Got mercury dental fillings removed without proper precautions taken. Mercury stuck in brain. Got tested. Tests came out as "normal". Doctors diagnosed me as crazy. Put on psychiatric drugs. Turned into a libidoless braindead zombie. Testicular shrinkage. Complete loss of sexual function. Can't see endocrinologist for 4 months. A fraction of what I should be. I'm tired of this bullshit. Seriously? Sure, I'm not physically dead. But I am emotionally dead. I was misdiagnosed as schizophrenic because I believe I got poisoned by mercury during a removal of my amalgam fillings. Sure sex isn't required for survival but it's an important part of life that I'm missing out on. No girl wants to be with a guy with shrunken balls and unable to perform sexually. Imagine a neurotoxin sitting in your brain and you know it's affecting you but no one believes you. Understandably so, but I know myself best. Fuck it.. I'm so hungry hermaphrodites? That'd be some serious mental trauma. I wouldn't be going to sleep for a while if that happened to me I'm still trying to figure out what happened. He definitely wanted it to begin with - I was actually surprised the first time he kissed me, since I kind of thought he was gay. The only "retarded" person I see is you. I wasn't aware Harry was a bear. Not actually Doctor P i was only fooled because its the 31st here in the states >Also, why is redstonehelper adding things to the ends of comments? I agree… I didn't realize that they were still in the 70s until I read a bit more on it, and I can't wait to see what happens next week. What you just said didn't even contradict my title. It is you, sir, who should be downvoted, and I hope some day your best friend forgets you on your birthday. I work at a pool attached to the gym. Dudes who think boxers are bathing suits. No imagination necessary >**only** to multiply it by itself in order to calculate the number you started with only with a rounding error For never having had a nosebleed even at the age of twenty-one. Because apparently not having one means I'm not human or something. Dunno, but I suspect it was broken when OP posted too. What..? I can't use ** ** as a title anymore? Mercator projection There is nothing more annoying for me than the " " face. Instant downvotes from me. I don't care what the content is, around 80-90% of the time it's used so uselessly just to get karma. Why fake? Bobby Clarke... Credits: "Video Editer"... ಠ^ಠ^ಠ^ಠ^ಠ^ಠ^ಠ^ಠ^ಠ^ ^ಠ^ಠ^ಠ^ಠ^ಠ^ಠ^ಠ^ಠ^ಠ Absolutely true @ #8 I hope nobody ended up using one of the condom that was punctured with the sword. I read that as Klingon, Ontario I had an ex like that. I was only allowed to call her things like "babe" or "sexy", none of that "beautiful" or "sweetheart" crap allowed. Just to add, and I didn't read all 200+ comments so it may be down there somewhere, but it is also beneficial to the submitter to name the post something different, there have been many funny posts with the title of ಠ_ಠ and I either won't be logged in, or just flat out forget to save it and up vote it, I will often try and search and completely forget it was called and never find it again. 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I thought we were going to the movies... Hooray for a ticket system! Now I don't know if all of my family will be able to attend..... You did something to end the world, didn't you... Good for them, ass. I personally had to fix a few things cause of all the idiots All planned. I knew they were coming so I purposely left the wraith to juke # The only ones I know of are my two cousins, who were introduced to it by their mother when NGE was still on TV in the 90s. The biggest anime dork at my high school hasn't seen NGE or the remakes. When he told me I was like The friggin' JETS?! (^ಠ ^ಠ ) you must not have made it to the pic of fourth degree hemorrhoids (which, until now, i had no idea was even a thing) that got mixed in there somehow... although it didn't elicit a flinch so much as a " " banned for modding a single player game? Scumbag tonycomputerguy: Criticizes Zimmerman for being racist toward black people, says incredibly racist thing about hispanic people. Have a cat: Vaginal.....Scrapings. Your kind is not welcome here Skins dogs alive... I'm going to fuck that country the hell up. [](/wtf) is all I have to say Let's make the only black guy the bad guy Wait, so you know what you want, but you don't even feel the need to express it in your thread and just say help. No one can even attempt to help you if you give zero details. You want a random tattoo idea, I'll give you one. About a butt shaped tattoo, that has a butt shaped tattoo, and get it on your butt. thanks god i havnt been watching I was loading 100 links at a time Oh god, I laughed. But now cannot unsee whenever I look at the Silence. This wasn't work but I once volunteered at a nursing home and they assigned me to a room with a man named Charles, once I informed Charles that was Vietnamese he responded with "I used to kill zipperheads like you".... As a (quite mature) 13 yo I think that young children need to look at the real world it's not all shooting and stuff I know a fair amount of teenagers IRL that are absolute idiots and dumbasses . Hah! Jokes on you, I listened to xAf76¬¶¶¥ before their "Dark Side of the &#3232;\_&#3232;" album. >I'm not a fan of those losers that wear fake glasses. Da Fuq? "That's fucking weird" ... Oh yes, the video was completely normal up until that point. Thanks for the summary, mate. Agree, but then you two have kids and that's where the problems start You don't want to know "free troll face masks" Please don't Russian roulette with the stapler. You are a dick face and you should burn up in a fire long enough that you still barely live, hows that, I think that suits you better . or "anyone who isn't christian, middle class, or white...or a man.." Sounds like star craft resources. 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I may pick it just to sleaze her some more *** *** Halfway through clopping I see Spike in the window. Now I can't clop to it because I can't stop looking at him. What the.. this image causes me actual physical discomfort for some reason. I cannot look at it for any length of time.. WTF This 1000x. You can get an infection from holding it too long ಠ ಠ Well i'm here, because my husband dropped the blue thermo cufflinks. I laugh everytime I read that sentence, no matter what's the context. These look like 1962 titties to me, what is this witch craft. Dolphin are apparently fish, so that's cool It does it for real. NO FAKKEN PUNCHLINE IN THE FAKKEN TITLE, PLZ! We just sell it not my choice. I'm jealous. In that case, my four year old nephew has a bigger chance of being headhunted by compLexity than me! Don't compare him to me Background story pls. I have not heard about this. But look how many games we've won.... My dad has eyes similar to this, however my mom has regular brown eyes... guess what my sister and I got You stick your dick in a Nintendo Wii? End the thread here I don't even believe it. I've ordered and paid for it already (30$ for one disk of five ), but I still don't believe it. I'd buy a Nyx plushy I don't think any of it is undercooked. The freakin punchline. Do not put it as a title. I don't live in USA, so I couldn't enter. I played in a game last night with my friend and a new guy who was already in the game. We was losing and just us 3 alone brought the game back. Then the game shifted and it was kinda strange so we looked at the teams and saw they nearly had a whole squad. That was not the problem, what got under my skin is that he was bringing people who was on our side to his and kicking anybody who join on our side that did not switch to his. We had about 5 players against his 11 or 12 just stampeding at us all shooting pistols and even in his own rules stated no .44 magnum which he was using > Over sensitive Well shit. Before I started hosting my own games, I got kicked from every bronze game I tried to join when I was just starting out as an N7 lvl 1. Apparently posted pics of children with bright coloured eyes on dating websites and got "good results" buster2......buttloads..............atm......... I saw "If little girls are made if sugar and spice, why do they taste of anchovies?" when I was about 8. I thought it was funny and told it to my Dad. Couldn't understand why he gave me the look at the time. This is absolutely why I LOVE Reddit!! Thank you for this. Got an 11th Doctor screwdriver in hand and laughing at the reveal for P0TAT0_IN_MY_ANUS. What have you guys done to me?? I moved to the South recently. I met my neighbor on New Year's day, and one of the first things he told me was to not light off bottle rockets if there were cops around. He said they were illegal here because people use them on "nigger chases". da fuck did i just see One thing i learned from dating an Italian girl an her whole family ( ) tomato sauce is not a sauce, it's a gravy. Why did I get a boner watching that? Seemed legit until... Lisa Lampinelli as Security Officer even if you're joking... Unfortunately? LAPRAS. how could you FORGET!? Yea...that the game is free That particular tune, clapping is allowed. The clap, not so sure ಠ ಠ If only religion acted this way.... I don't really have a reply, but I've been wanting to use for a while now and am tired of waiting, so..... :DDDDDDDDDD I'm SO glad we found you, I was checking the user list every 5 minutes to see if you were on so I could PM you, and checked their website for an IRC, then I was like wait... REDDIT. And then I felt like an idiot for not thinking of that first LOL. YAY!!!!! Good thinking with Neb, we would have seen that today too. If he ever gets out of bed... **This is not [/r/wtf](/r/wtf) worthy. ** Shoes on the sofa. ಠ_ You leave the keys to your safe accessible to all? This is my believing you face. I posted the same thing yesterday and all i got was a down vote. The fuck got in to you? Or be allowed to invent shit for pets..Jeeeesus. Colts fan here. Because China. It isn't raw What bullshit. I expected a cow You arent WorstAnswerPossible That looks like a DeskJet 930c series machine, from an era where HP still made halfways decent inkjet printers. I had an 840c (produced around the same time) that I beat the living crap out of - it *still* worked perfectly when I got rid of it. copy and past. Like this It's mean yes, but I'd rather not get the shit scratched outta me 887.33 MB to download. I hate you 10 year old on reddit. He's already getting 5 scoops and you make them extra huge? Yeah, you're being a dick. Dick on dick worms hey i'm in idaho to... but my said "5 seconds ago: 'hey look, a link on reddit to some april fools XKCD comics'" and it basically showed everything that just happened and whats going to happen, it was amazingly right "a rug burn on my knees" Never happened before for me. It's always before rendering has completed... £15 for £16 Yes it does. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Post a picture of yourself so I know you don't look like a male model Dem 'merikans. Yeah...We have about 6 tickets left and in my peripheral I see a heli slamming into a cliffside, tking 3 guys. How does cabbage relate to this? Haha, thanks. All you gotta do is click on the empty spaces, try to trap the red dots, and let go of the mouse before anything touches your " " ball. :3 Really, tell us more about your perfectionist tendencies. shit...... Explain to me again why I have you RES tagged as 'the destroyer of fags'? [](/x40 " ") Who the hell presses the button on the entire other side of the keyboard, instead of the apostrophe button like they're supposed to? This episode made for a very awkward night. I had just told my wife I thought that I might be trans a week or two before we saw it together Comment level: 4chan ...because all black people are from America …why Do you know How slurm is made. That bridge looks like bad CGI Genocide, sex slavery, child soldiers, rape, torture, all just silver medallists at the Evil Oympics? Number one is... abortion? The was directed at the OJ manufacturers, rather than you. You're cool. I don't remember reading anywhere that this is a chick though ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ They prefer to be called *little* people even if they're going to be cooked. Looks like I made a boo boo. I meant 1,300. Yeah, especially near endgame. Hackett mentions it a dozen times or so in the Cerberus base "...things escalated". I feel like you're leaving out an important and perhaps criminal aspect of the story. Do all your comments go " ... (Words) ..."?? Built right into AlienBlue iPad app. You needed a video to summarize a podcast. Troll for views much? FUCK. No Florida. "free reign" redditor for a day Mother of God People.... " > Apparently, at some point in the history of Europe dark backgrounds became trendy *granted SPARE netbook.. Except for you, you get a down vote You mean stabbed I hope so. they all originate from the word "friend" This is the first repost I've seen from Facebook I was with you up until that space nonsense. We're not savages. how do you use your toothpaste? But then theres the wii on top... No upvotes or downvotes Romney..... That's about how much they run anyway This is not the dick-in-a-box I know Met this guy at work recently who didn't know how to use them. This guy doesn't look Australian. The first house's roof is un even. no dreamland? No it's not Have you seen all the classic episodes? What if you were going to start watching the classic episodes and a spoiler ruined a big surprise in them? Try to look like you're having a good time. In league you can be reported for being bad Deep thought needed for preceding statement. ಠ_ಠ. ಠ_ಠ. . Ditto. April 17 is 16 days from now... WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST WATCH?* * Even your male friends? My eyes! I totally read that in a brown accent > If, somehow, the warp drive fixed that problem ( ) Dumbass never heard of chicken pox. her butt is like concave '' I read this as eat her out Goddammit woman vibrator Blee-jay I can't stop clicking. A Lannister would say the Starks are evil.. This is one of the most reposted things on the web and its a repost Grown man calling friend bestie docking has 2 meanings the second being, for the majority, used in the UK which is when a man enters another man while soft and then gets hard. Britain is weird (you know compared to the US where it's sticking your dick inside of a foreskin ) Dick Smith staff alert What the *fuck* happened to Virgnia? When you think you're biting into a waffle but it's actually a carrot . ಠ_ಠ^ Six hours ago? Thats 5:30 am in holland Pretty sure Mississippi still has the stars and bars as part of their flag. I saw it too, but kept staring at the picture more than the words Most (if not all) theist people don't really understand evolution. They understand it as their religious leader told them it was, certainly in a ridiculous manner. Then they will place those selected "proof" that the creationists usually use as reality (C-14 is unreliable, there is no "in-between" fossils, the flood can explain things, ...) . The people, trusting their leader, will never question them about it afterwards (the explanation did made some sense for them, and its written in the bible anyway). And if they eventually learn more about evolution, at school, or on secular tv (like a documentary about animals, the universe or something), it usually only in a short and partial way anyway. Nothing that would really explain evolution to someone who don't know about it... Which is easily deniable for them, since they believe evolution is only a "theory" and that they are the ones that have the real truth, based on "creationist proofs", which those evil humanist scientist that want to disprove God for their personal interest just refuse to accept and which will do everything in their pride to make something up to compensate the lack of God! I guess so, but it's still a sad world where people would rather see a human commit suicide than a penis .. I guess the bottom line is.. if you go on chat roulette and don't like dicks, you're gonna have a bad time. *Additional Visa Application Fee, US $82.00.* Your dad watches you on the toilet? I tried spreading this game on facebook. Hopefully they stop friggin messaging me to join farmville if they move. ....the first one My dog does the same thing. Thats what happens when your black in texas. It's ok the pregnancy period will be around 7 years . i actually liked that movie.. Man, I'm trying a no fap month downvote for karmawhoring.. thats because it was the song for mermaid man and barnacle boy Thanks for ruining it , i'm half way through the book new voice actors Not available in the US trundle Well, I appreciate you not trying to sub in something from your *own* novelty account. Wow. Speechless. It's a dream..... We won 2 > ( ) Get the fuck outta here with this, man. I got it for my birthday from my uncle The game Your username is relevant because now i can´t sleep because of you Thank you. 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You could always knock on the door and ask why a woman is screaming for help. So all zerg units/buildings should be at half health? wanted a pic for his spank bank I am also a fan of roll up wins Borrowed...... So you're saying that just because someone is young, they cannot have a valid and knowledge-based political viewpoint? There are plenty of older voters who, in the case for the US Presidential election, feel Rick Santorum is the greatest thing since sliced bread. >( ) It appears >( )>--■-■ her husband... ლ( ლ) **NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO** ¿Para qué?, según una buena parte de la clase política, el mexicano vive feliz y contento con 5,000 pesos al mes. Right; totally forgot about that... Mongoloids like this win the lottery. I have a friend that says every joke five seconds before they say it Also gives away the ending of everything as soon as it starts. Everything. pianoboy, I eat my words with a side of crow. Perhaps I'll sing along with my performance… >Anes ... der ... Slakk? Because only disabled people use crutches? when the fuck did 8-bit turn into literally ANYTHING pixelated? Well played. Word. I get upset when people say "oh, D really isn't that big" when I'm an A cup But what about the virus that infected all of the Klingons during *Enterprise*? Sounds like you need a new, less lame GF! Boss Status David, I said HORSE! But every repost is a repost of a... ah. I'm not sure if I should upvote or downvote because don't want to say I like his fathers passing but I like what his dad did. So confused?! Oh, I see...... If you're gonna do that way, at least get the formatting right. Your own parents? She's doing the sexy version of this look Because dirt couldn't have possibly made it onto the legs and feet of a woman walking through the streets in flip flops. Lexx.... Most? "and I used to fuck one of the cusions" ... I don't think there are bones in any kind of penis EMT class today included a video of the Perineum getting sliced to make room for the baby's head 16:01 This is what I was taught in high school. Wrex... who said anything about Mexicans? What do you mean, "You people."? wat? I was eating a hot pocket when I saw this I'll personally make a new pair of boots and enchant them too for little princess Batman. Why the fuck would you ever do something like this? The two best programs in college basketball history Nice try, jadeinabiscuit's daddy. **JAROME**!!! Link to the spray that is shown in the screenshot? OP hasn't even posted that link. I don't think you know what he asked for. He asked for the *spray* of the soldier head, not a link to the screenshot. "wewt" In my experience, pretty much everything on Reddit ends with He made us, what do you think? Came here just to post this. You almost made me want to buy a droid I tried to comment just now but you have to sign up for an account before even doing so. It wasn't me Spoiler alert Says the guy who is about to be supply blocked So in order for them to avoid spam...they spam you? I found out the hard way that I'm horribly allergic to durex I never said perfect. I said awesome. ###ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ^. Oh god yes, you run the obsticale course of death to the tank, your screen is blurred/white from everybody and their momma shooting at you. You pray that the tank does not have proximity as you get close, the turret swings at you but you made it! Now it's time to make that famous Birgirpail video with WTF! why do I have claymores/mortar? > >gear that cost their parents $200 with my dream journal, i always forget to write in it, because i don't have a nightstand or anything, so when i wake up i dont see my dream journal and i forget to write in it. If you can find glass screens that cheap use them. 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Why in the world did I ever tag you as" You WANT to read this "??!! That's super cool dude - Inspiring each other and teaching along together for free. Now if we can just the rest of society to do the same . Peace - keep the updates coming and hope everything goes as smooth sailing as possible. Oh, you're right. I have made a mistake. It's because in some countries the Unlimited version was called "World Edition" ... I just realised it's the same game. I feel stupid now TIL you can use middle click, after over a decade of internet browsing Goddamnit, now I'm going to be playing super smash for the rest of the day. I hope you're happy Look for me standing behind you the next time you complain about any of your own first world problems. I'll have this face handy. Yeah. This happened to a stray kitten in our neighborhood last summer. She is now our 3rd cat. He's out of breath just sitting there. "You got a lot of carbon scoring here. Looks like you boys have seen a lot of action." You don't have a girlfriend. PaulGiamatti again? ...Exactly where Steve... ** ** Or titling it ' ' Buy both Ronaldo and Messi and fuck all If you sponsored Dr Pepper 10, you could have a reason to be overtly sexist in all your articles.... ┌( )┘ John, why are you at Godfather anyway? Kind of along the same lines: My son was six months old, or so. He had just gone through a growth spurt, so we bought him new clothes. I ran out of those little clothes hangers, so we took a little trip to WalMart. They have white, pink, and blue. Usually I just grab blue, but this particular day, all that was left were the pink ones. No big deal, right? A hanger is a hanger, right? Not according to the check-out lady, who berated me for buying a baby boy pink hangers. She then leans over the counter, grabs his little feet, and goes, "Don't let your mommy's bad choices influence you." How inconsiderate. 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Fuck it, I'm going to Canada And now you find yourself on r/spacedicks fapping away! Jay walking? You get a strip search. Erika has a gym in *Celadon* City I have two married parents thank you. My last name is not Snow. but you are welcome, and i look forward to submitting my workspace when it's ready. My boyfriend isn't into Harry Potter, but he tries to be supportive. He read the first 3 or 4 books (he can't remember ) as a kid but never bothered reading the rest. Watching the movies with him can be painful because of his questions and comments (he doesn't enjoy it enough to remember any details), but he *will* watch them with me. He also gets me HP stuff as gifts sometimes, will wear my houseties to work to make me laugh, and went to see HBP and DH 1 & 2 in theaters with me, though I chose to see them at Alamo Drafthouse, so it was easy enough for him to enjoy himself. My best friends little brother threw a mallet at him once and it hit him in the knee. Couldn't play in the big soccer match It's concerning that people of voting age do not understand that this is satire. I read that as "massage the mods" What do you mean show him love? You mean show you love, karma whore. I keep seeing the word OPEN. Nope, just some physics assignment Truly the ravings of an insane, lunatic madman. Oy vey. If it did, damn, that IE crit damage and true damage passive lifesteal Repost Just say black man, king Why 9gag? My mind just blew up Cone nipples ... never enough groupies The whole HM thing annoys me That still doesn't make it any clearer what you *mean* I know, right? And she can be *countered*, too. There's just drawbacks all over the place here KONY 2012 Noooo were getting good feeling in the commercials now I'm disturbingly upvoting you. If you really want to do a google image search on my username. The only legit shiny I ever found: graveller. In a double battle. It selfdestructed before I could even attack the other wild pokemon. Also my name actually is Brian. acting_in_good_faith ಠ_ಠ^acting_in_good_faith_ಠ_ಠ^acting_in_good_faith_ಠ_ಠ^acting_in_good_faith_ಠ_ಠ^acting_in_good_faith_ So let's do the same for tobacco, alcohol, heck why we are at it, let's go ahead and do this for caffeine, after all caffeine has killed more people than cannabis... $2400 is *budget*? More money on speakers, less money on pieces Turns out he was not the father. Your Tl;Dr makes me think he picked up the baby, and then went to cry in the back of the hearse. Still not captured?! Guess im not sleeping tonight ** ** Why does it have to be about attention? I do it for the sake of having fun and chumming around with other people who do it, not so ladies can oogle me. *** *** Your name (roughly translated) is fish taco... you really are stalking him aren't you? Come on, man... It takes 2 seconds to type Mitch's name. I visited 4chan for the first time a few days ago... The layout looks horrific (but that's what I thought of reddit for the first time, but here I am). Haven't been back since, doesn't look that interesting. Only been a redditor for about 2ish months (previous account). But I like reddit a lot. Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen Chuck Palanuik... This did not come from Valve. *Ten PCs* and none of them even use the SRD, much less own a single book? "His-- story" of all the time left till apocalypse, you had to disable it just when I learnt how to use it. You spelled "so homo" wrong just watched the Street fighter II series on netflix, when i was a kids i didnt realize how young 15 was for them to make chun li look that she did Tony Jones... Everything? Seriously? I'm German and the first thing that came to mind was ww3 ಠ_ಠ I'm fucking stupid ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Sam Seaborn dafuq did i just see WTF. Really? You stole this from the classics section of the mash up page . any excuses or are you just a karma whore? > Oooh, this my ship, I ain't no hologram girl... I have like $4500 It's printing. One emoticon. I live on the leeward side, work in Campbell Industrial and hardly have the need to go into town. The one day I venture into town, shit hits the fan. Ahri's boobs were no match for that face... Really now? Why would you do that? Waking life Or who's dong do you have to suck scumbag powerade...says keep it simple, adds ion4 Your propaganda just reached a whole new level mage you say WTF what happens there im to afraid to dearch for it i have received 4 of these letters, lost the first one. what the fuck. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Title is so wrong without context FREEDOM blanket Been watching it pretty much nonstop ever since making that post, up to episode 40 "Jon Luc Pickard"??? No you would know how TRAITOR! Should we pray for them? Best comment I've seen on reddit all week. Has 5 karma Fucking hell man, I thought you were me for a second and I thought to myself "I don't remember posting that!", then it turns out you were a different person *the whole time*. He said that wouldnt be as fun as reddit you'r just biased dude Unless you were going for a job in the porno industry that was completely in sync with the music i was listening to For a dollar... Parents always told me "Don't bother donating to charities, you don't know where that money is *really* going to go. Instead just mark where you want the extra money to go on your tithing slip..." I thought elephants go to veterinarians Well, we do have a look for that. "must of", "could of"... i've murdered people for lesser crimes. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Repost What in the world? WHAT IS IT? Kind of like how my driver's education teacher was fired for driving drunk with students in the car, or getting drunk and having them cart him around to do his errands People use Zunes still? Drifiting an Evo, really? Do you know what you're talking about? My pick, as far as tuners go, Skyline (r32 to r34) or a Supra, import it straight from japan (unless your country doesnt let you). what the fuck, man? Or suggested it to an opi naive user first time out NEVER shoot ANYTHING your first time using it - general rule of thumb. If u like it sniffed, chances are youll want to bang it. Please please hold off. There is candy in the van Back in elementary school... Write everything in cursive they said, you're going to be using it the rest of your life they said. Hahahaaaaaa evil :) I have a really close friend named John, and I texted him and was like talking about this and he was like "I have no clue what you're talking about." And I was like Dad's cooking authentic dead kittens, again. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ one of my friends asked if he could sit on my bike so i obliged, he then proceeds to try and get on it like a horse putting a foot onto the foot peg and trying to swing his leg over, would have tipped it over if i hadn't shouted at him like a madman. Zubgenschlag? 'dad' One of my friends used to be obsessed with me. I recently learned that once, she was outside my house and just stood there for about 30 minutes (on purpose, she knew it was my house) I didn't even know she knew where I lived ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ One of these days, I'm going to have to post something like this in the hopes someone feels "gracious" enough to gift me Reddit gold FOOD --> ಠ_ಠ-( ).( )-ಠ_ಠ-( ).( )-ಠ_ಠ-( ).( )-ಠ_ಠ-( ).( )-ಠ_ಠ-( ).( )-ಠ_ಠ-( ).( )- -( ).( ) --> POOP Study computers, guaranteed six digit career by the time you're 30! My father was wonderful. *Das Juden...* I don't know what subreddit's you go on  **This and filling up ice cube trays. ** ... How about the wolf that scaled a one meter fence while holding a seventeen year old girl, by her fucking throat nonetheless, it its jaws "If your hand is bigger than your face, it means you have cancer" Actually had to go back and inspect. You sir, are correct. One boob is quite a bit larger than the other. haha when i took the SATs last month and i found out i had to write that stuff in cursive, i sat there for about a minute then realized i was never taught it o.o because my 4th grade teacher told us we weren't going to use it when we're older so he wasn't going to teach us. so i just bluntly told the proctor i wasn't taught cursive, then everyone started laughing at me . so i just wrote that shit with my cat scratch normal hand writing :DD WELL I GUESS WE KNOW WHERE THE BIKE CAME FROM. Reddit never forgets My mom bought Humphrey the camel for $900 You look like a McDonalds enthusiast! Does your pouch keep your burger clean though? It is Ahh the Lannisters - boundless wealth, a vast army and sex with your hot sister. What's not to like? what?! "coming together" I got Green Bay twice I said reports instead of reposts. Gawddamnit. The cat smoking a cigarette with I love my bros Because we all know boys and men are delimited by physical appearance, especially hairs... 'u' is to 'you' as is to 'I disapprove'. My bad, No nsfwnsfl, no . i never owned the game, but used to repeatedly play the demo. i never really understood the taser, it just seemed to do a silly little zap thing when you tapped the fire button. i figured that it must have had a use somewhere else in the game, and since it was the demo that i was playing, it was of no use to me. my life changed when i discovered what happens when you hold down the fire button and *keep* tasing enemies. At 2:34 I bumped my computer desk and reached out to keep the picture balanced in case it caused the bones to tip. I know... I approve of this disapproving look. I was trying to carry on the forgetting stuff joke are you fucking kidding me? Exactly. I use an app that I *know* they'd use and love, then get the response, "but it's $2" Why is it pointing up? My biggest beef with GT branding, which probably should be directed at Russell, is the fact that the shades of yellow/gold on athletic uniforms varies every year says "dolphintoucher". What the fuck did i just read..... Nerds who observe other nerds... Kids say the darndest things! .... Damn, you're right I wish I could finish a 3:15 marathon . I was disappoint....then, boobs My mom has 5 masters degrees but no PhD. That isn't a 9 at all! umm... The scary thing about what you said is that you know the taste of your semen. For science, right? I didn't realize it was a gif, and I jumped when he moved. eh there's nothing personal on there, just web authoring stuff that we had to keep public to show the class. i don't really care i'm just confused as to how this ended up on reddit maybe we would if you'd stop looking so fucking smug about it Seriously.... awesome website though, the whole time I was yelling FINISH HIM!!! release your food logs ? ... > , you cannot be this stupid. Great work! Except for being Team Blue I fully expect another picture with you rocket jumping. I'll still upvote this, because, ya know; we're in ent country. But this was an awful joke, and you shouldn't *ever* under *any* circumstances, your *own* post. Ok, it was definitely a kind of response, but you can never be sure when someone is overlooking something very simple. As far as the tone - I have no idea. If it were me I guess I'd take both heads off and retune it from scratch. NSFW Because hiring a bunch of people always solves a problem You need to realize that hiring is a process, not only with getting people, but with integrating them and the team together, finding the right personalities that fit both the tasks at hand and the team etc. Well i wasn't planning on falling in love tonight but you've gone and made me do it Is that Mallo from Super Mario RPG in the 7th panel?? Then he is a gentleman kissing his lady better. Or a pervert. Whichever you choose, either way: i'm a dutch person living in america, and i've been told my accent is pretty adorable. i can't even hear my accent, before i listened to a recording of myself i thought i'd mastered perfect american accent D'aww thanks, I'm so happy you said that! I feel like you're a swell guy, Feelings_Are_Gay... wait a second Firstly, . Jesus may not have tapped... but if you are a believer, HE IS 1/3 PART OF THE CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE. I fail to be impressed by "not tapping." Lol gf is round, Tuesday is the only day I definitely can't do. I'm confused as to why you seem to think this makes things better Christianism? This made me realize my Nikon D60 has a fair amount if noise at a high iso. Most of my photos are in dark locations too. I need a better camera. Indeed Saw some guy with 10,000 hours on Team Fortress 2 As I said in your other thread... No, I don't want my kid's boy/girlfriend sleeping over at all. There's no hanky pank going on in my house. Nothing about my hands, but I was told I have an impressive tongue. At first I was like , then I just took it as a compliment. I got Steelers then Miami and finished with the Ravens! I was just on a server called Grand Theft Auto IV (PS3) where the admin and another guy were baseraping us with the jets. I killed him once with a stinger and he booted me. I grew up in Portage County Because their physical attractiveness is clearly the important factor in whether or not that would be a good idea... I admire your dedication to the hip-thrusting lifestyle, but I'm not sure that will be necessary. /r/politics Are you kidding? I don't share my sources. Some of the wrong sort of people might find out and take them away. Look what happened to megaupload. Oh I got Disney World Resorts. Really? oddly, what annoys me the most about this page is the obvious videogame stock photo, I fucking know what people look like when they play games, I dont need a damn picture, besides which NO ONE looks like that when they play games its much closer to If you didn't make it, then you shouldn't post it. When I was as young as that, I was taking a bath with my brother (we were so tiny that we both fit in the tub). Of course, penises float in water, and I thought it was hilarious to wiggle mine about. I lifted my hips so that my package was above water, and the little guy flopped upwards toward my belly. I suddenly had to pee and, without thinking of the consequences, let loose that little cannon. It went straight fucking up my left nostril. ** ** Well off topic all little bit but I'm the only one in my family able to write in cursive. The only Good part is I'm the only one that can forge my parents' signatures Would work better if spigot was on bottom, not top fyi... >Me too Look at how he's parked You spelled wrong wrong. Googly eyes exist naturally? Oh!..That motherfucker I smell a bug 16ct... Stop that. The $ goes before the number . When speaking in terms of evolution we are speaking in terms of **whole species** and **generations**; not **individual theifs.** the goes before the sentence The guy with pink toe nails? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ TIL that my tattoo is called a 'tramp stamp' ...C-3PO. He looks exactly like my cousin. Exactly. If it doesn't get me high then it's trash I just installed this app without androidlock XT and when it told me to respring it bricked my phone. I've tried restarting the phone 4 times without any luck. It just stays on the apple logo then it goes to a frozen respring loading circle. I will never touch this tweak again. I guess I have to restore it now? great There aren't enough of these ---> to express my disapproval... ** ** A year? I've been here (*~ checks profile page ~*) two months and that's how I feel Damnlol? > Downvoted for facts. The worst is when they're drunk and you are trying to sleep because you have an exam or you stayed in because you had work to do. I would have to ask my roommates to please stop throwing up and stop sleeping on the bathroom floor so I could pee before bed Flash photography on set? @ 9:34 (From Kentucky) Pictures or gtfo! Enter me. . They were both dudes. And yes, it was meant to be a comeback... I know lol i noticed I derped after I had already put it up The last day of his journal is on my birthday... This guy was very disappointed at the absence of drivetrain conversions for the Scion. I like you is all *zippp* You didn't figure inflation into this saying, did you? Apprenticeships rarely have us miserable old farts either Have to admit, that was kinda creepy how well you pegged me... I used to think I was a free thinker. Not so sure now. The downvotes on this without any comments: In fairness, he really was country strong.... As if I didn't feel nerdy enough already about being a Chemist. I feel your pain. My BOA card cracked in half over a year ago, and I went into my local branch to get a replacement. They said that I could get one for free, I'm an AdvantagePlus member. They never charged me, but I never got my card either. Now I have to wait until the expiration date to get a replacement. Oh yeah, I'm not an AdvantagePlus member anymore, because they sold my mortgage to other company and pulled my status. Really BOA? Maybe we should wait and see if he'll 'clarify' his remarks We need to start r/militarycirclejerk, doc... www.Reddit.com/r/militaryfaq iOS autocorrect TIL what r/clopclop was.... I get advice like this 10 times a day Got some stuff Plumber butt I have already seen this Wait they weren't... That's why the best but guys give me a when I walk in for a new one. Annnnddddd "difficulty level: asian" isn't already a comment? And still no LAN at first my mom was like .... everyone is like that at first. Then they realized how rad he is. It also helped that I was pretty self-sufficient for the most part. The shit must be ready to hit the fan in the financial sector for all these board members to be resigning. It's one of the best gigs in the world, little work great pay and job security. But they're bailing out quick! Something bad is on the way Walmart you scary POATAO_IN_MY_ANUS... I just drafted him to my fantasy team. Its easy to do optical illusions WHEN YOURE ON TV His name is Zeddie She is not the hero the bathroom needs, but the hero the bathroom deserves I played against Lamarr Houston, the D Tackle for the Raiders, when he was a running back ( ) for Doherty High School in Colorado Springs. Imagine him dragging dragging ten guys at once and that's pretty much how it went. My neck never felt the same. I hope his wife is there, she gives me the weirdest boner in the most way Bet you're the only one that poked your own eye out too Bitch. Who goes to the library anymore? You're not the same guy... **ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ** I knew the Leafs wouldn't give us much help for the playoff ... Not sure if trolling or... she had it coming sweet, localism is exactly what surfing needs more of. It's not anything against women or lesbians. It's just that this picture is popular right now and since most have been saying all day that the featured man is attractive, it was the one that got used. On top of that, one of the common things to do here is to play off of each other's posts ('fixing' them or making follow-up posts, like this one). Haven't you noticed this by now? I have tried to shoo bugs away from my screen doing that You're full of it. Where's your video? I'll make it "*easy*" for you, play that. Better pack a lunch. At least they aren't skydiving with it. What do you drink? This is the first time I've actually made the face while reading a post.. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Why is he referring to it as a drug? It's because everyone expected the "full release" to be a bug free, feature complete game. And when their entitled asses were not given what they wanted, they all started a hate parade on mojang. Idiots . I've yet to find an app on Mac that grabs iMessages Bouncing kitties off of space walls = not cool. I disapprove. It's nothing compared to this: ლ( ლ) Im not sure how I have been appointed the hunter to do unspeakable things.... With or without the sex/rape scenes? Exactly. Imagine waking up one day and realising you have been dreaming your whole life Either that, or you're planning to slit people's throats and have been looking up knives recently... I burn branches Those ninjas keep on putting fresh chopped onions right next to my bed. that might actually wor... fml.. you're linking to a story by jpost? and people get angry when I link to the dailymail... There are two *' Hit the gyms'* Yeah you're right, they'll probably limit themselves to just those categories. The government has been great about avoiding overreach in the past 12 years. Cue to the video of the alien watching the montage of the above. At Sarah Palin's speech you suddenly hear the classical phonograph scratching a vinyl record as the alien turns towards the nearest humans with a ಠ_ look on his face and slowly raising his gun. No. And the worst are the ones who post in *every single thread* just for karma Phooey on him for dooring a biker That English Ladyboners? More like ladystalkers [](/cockatrice " ") Did you just give someone the disapproval face for not having seen something on TV that you have? CUM SĂ NU IȚI PLACĂCONTRA? Umad bro? Monkeys will throw poo at you if their angry. uhh....really? Oh, for fuck's sake. Nope. I don't like this image. Wait, i know how to make this feeling in your stomach worse.. imagine there were all sharp oysters on the bottom Without the last line his post wouldn't have made sense for this discussion Nice try, narc. This game came out in 1999 I know adults like that. **NO. TRIGGER. DISCIPLINE. ** A barbie doll when i was 4. Im a guy Blonde looks like troll face, You are a dumb cunt. Get out of my Reddit. The only thing I took from this is that he has anal sex with walruses and "the final countdown" is now stuck in my head. You better hope that he does. For the good of your nation. God I hope you are being sarcastic. Am I the only one who thinks religion should have no place in politics? Is it so ridiculous to ask that you vote for someone based on how they are going to run the country and NOT for whether or not hey believe in god? That looks like Hells Kitchen in Norfolk, VA I hope you mean treat. Otherwise... They only sell chicken breasts though. The wolves have a thing for thigh muscles... Still better than "Raw Horseflesh Ice Cream"..... ....Take a look at that list.... Wtf. This is awww, not r/atheism or politics. I wanted to hear about a cute cat/dog friendship not this! "Eve: 2" Who da fuq bans eve? She's all but trash nowadays and no one plays her. NO ONE. Green Bean, meh. Cream cheese, meh. Raw Horseflesh, You're so funny ham.. so funny >You better hope that he does. For the good of ~~your nation~~ The WORLD. Yes, because hot girls never eat cookies. They also never drop things on themselves. So you can still use your game boy while you're out camping. [ ](//op-is-a-faggot) Did anyone else notice that his username is santorumisntsobad? "Lando Fever" Just don't order the "kangaroo" stew unless you want to pay $20 for some Chunky beef stew. Mounting unsecured guns to the wall in view of a window: Well, it just takes plenty of practice... So... this is why we didn't get Jedi Knight 4? "That mailman has beautiful eyes! Gouge them out and take them for yourself. " "but no one I know has died recently". Totally post-worthy **ex**-prostitute. I wish it could have gotten to me not being able to cum. I couldn't get it up guys....I couldn't get it up! whats wrong with having Santorum all over your bedroom? THIS is a repost? And want you to love him too. ** ** It's easier to fix after it heals like that, especially once the hand dies and falls off. How high minded of you. You're right. Better to let the Republicans take back control because it's all the same anyways. Serious dancing only nowkiss.jpg? Hay torn dude fuck off of him he's actually giving you something even if you don't like it just fuck off Granger the Power Ranger… just wait until he plays the Celtics next week… There is no way all the Reddit scripts will max out a netbook. Seriously. What are you enhancing? ლ( ლ) "his little sister"... I don't think he was wearing a seat belt if he got out that quick This looks awesome and I would love to go but I'm really curious how people breath in this stuff You lubed up Bo in your dreams? I just showed this to my roommate and now she's mad at me for laughing at a homeless baby. "Skeet Crabs" Plain ol stupidity or they're just afraid of them because they've never used one They're are smart enough to rape people. Not for long Rick: I remember seeing an article about the girl in the body paint. If I recall correctly, her father painted it on her...creepy ~~ ~~ Seriously? After all the stuff this particular group of players has pulled on this server they STILL aren't getting banned? I'm very discouraged/disappointed. The battle for 2nd place in the division...high stakes Seriously? I'm really, really sorry I got the tag wrong, I was uploading and posting that while I was being attacked by 20 goddamn ender dragons. Won't happen again, but goddamn. The all-powerful holiest of holy GOD creator of the universe, lord of all things who created heaven and earth with only a word comes to earth becomes human, lives a human life on this corrupt world, deals with people ridiculing him while trying to teach them how to live, gets brutally tortured and dies for 3 days, and little old you thinks that's still not enough of a sacrifice? How dare you try to pull a fast one on us religious redditors. Upvote for fucking with my mind. Likewise with my India crest? [*ಠ_ಠ* **ಠ_ಠ** *^ಠ_ಠ* **^ಠ_ಠ** *^^ಠ_ಠ* **^^ಠ_ಠ** *^^^ಠ_ಠ* **^^^ಠ_ಠ** *^^^^ಠ_ಠ* **^^^^ಠ_ಠ** *^^^^^ಠ_ಠ* **^^^^^ಠ_ಠ** *^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ* **^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ** *^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ* **^^^^^^^ **](//#couragewolf) [*^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ* **^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ** *^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ* **^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ** *^^^^^ಠ_ಠ* **^^^^^ಠ_ಠ** *^^^^ಠ_ಠ* **^^^^ಠ_ಠ** *^^^ಠ_ಠ* **^^^ಠ_ಠ** *^^ಠ_ಠ* **^^ಠ_ಠ** *^ಠ_ಠ* **^ಠ_ಠ** *ಠ_ಠ* ** **](//#couragewolf) Don't you know any? Metal cap This is also the first thing that popped into my head. While I know the pain of getting multiple troll games in a row (last night I lost two ranked games out of two. One to a 0/14 hard random first time Katarina, and the second to a 1500 (RIOT ) duo queue.), I also know that the only way to get Elo is to keep playing. If you are good, you will eventually carry yourself more than the trolls can drag you down. 3? Damn it, I was looking forward to standing in line. Shit, I'm as useless as bubble man. ლ( ლ) me as well. Night is dark Dwight for Davis? ...really? Hrm. At least they know what they like, I guess. ARE WE???? I'd be a SS and claim it for my own. It was rather dickish of him to attack you for no reason at all, and pretty illogical Wow you're so smart...not sure why I din't think of that Anyone else read about all of the Officer's twice before finally Ctrl+F'ing to find out that this person was a *baker*, and *not* an officer? A creepy old guy and a bunch of blondes working at a sperm bank? The worst part is when you can see the wet fingerprint on your copy when she hands it to you. Everyone is lazy compared to Robinson . Not gonna lie; after the initial "Frak yes Lightning!", I 'd at her clothing. This link was already purple. (i main support)"WTH are you talking about Lulu is not a support lulu is a jungler!" the only thing i could was Yellow Clockwerk is not that hard to remember.. Maybe I wasnt talking to you, meanie. It's like he never answered any questions in this thread Mcnuggers.... It seems a bit churlish that this post has been down voted. After years of smoking, I can tell the difference when somebody is coughing because of genuine discomfort or when somebody is just doing so to make a scene. If there is anyone around, i always ask them if they are okay with me smoking before I light up. Many people can't handle the smoke, smell, etc, which I completely accept and do my best to accomodate, but that asshole across the street faking ridiculous coughs while staring me down? That is what I at. What is this wizardry?! "The Impossible Planet" comes to mind. dpjohnson172. We've had our own server for about a year now and I'm sick of updating MC, then bukkit, then 20 different mods every time Mojang releases. MCNSA is the first sever I've come to where I feel like I can actually play for more than twenty minutes at a time (I'm looking at you, reddit survival Did you check her... Never mind, I'll leave now. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Then please remind me why you are reading my posts Nothing is mass and everything is energy **(づ (づ** [*Cum in me dad!* **Who do you thin I am? Ron Paul?** ~~Yeah, because you are so brave.~~ ` as you wish.`](//#staredad) My name is Seth. RAPE_RAPE_RAPE_RAPE does not want crazies getting guns. minecraftsceneryporn.tumblr.com I'm never going outside again. no reviews? ... Yes impressive someone linked a youtube video 20 min before a website writes an article on it? I thought we agreed no professionals can post here! Haha. Just playing. AMAZING photo. Long exposure photography with ND filters makes my eyes cum..... Watermelon and cake as well. Something like this would come from Australia... I was solo top as Wukong and it was a Fiora and Caitlyn down bottom (Fiora wouldn't listen when I told her to go top) and they started chewing us out for "Not calling mia's on Shen" when Shen was jungling. We calmly explained to them that you don't call mia's on jungles, you buy wards, to which they responded that they wouldn't have to buy wards if we called mia. 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What exactly is wrong with that, rababababbaalalalala? Masturbate. FURIOUSLY Nice try, OP's frient Like plastic corduroy. I think you'll be all set if you use mercury instead of water. The mercury bonds with the copper fumes and neutralizes the toxins. That's probably because she doesn't want to spend every waking moment with her daughter Trying to look tough on the Internet: a guide; Step one: Don't Yeah... I'm really surprised that anyone thinks taking 100 doses of LSD at once is a good idea. I think someone said that the Broodmate Dragon promos are worth a lot (maybe like $200 but I don't remember) so you should go pick them up! That is if you aren't just messing with us... Must say these are amazing but extremely over priced!! its where GetsDatesWithRoofies takes his victims How da fuq did this get so many upvotes they aren't alike at all "Not in the top 10 cuz I'm -1" then "stuck in first like the clutch is broken" within 5 seconds of eachother I know, I do the same thing, but that's how I feel on the inside. Wishing people happy birthday on Facebook. Sick fucks. for the last few minutes we're watching a god damn free throw contest I have a "Christian Club" at my school Oh my god.. I just realized that DAE stands for "does anybody else" PHLOG hahaha ... its all good karma was a bitch she slept with his friend who had the herp and passed it back too him... CHEERS! Lady Gaga. I'm a 6'4 120kg metalhead Have that with BF3. It then opens Origin and Battlelog Noooooooooooooo... He very nearly was, in fact, though to hear him tell it he fell into that lifeboat by accident and was powerless to remedy the situation I'll still eat them too. But I have to think about that story every time Why are you friends with 14 year old girls If anyone's curious, they did end up working it out and are now going to prom together Good idea. Who needs the first amendment anyways. Less liberty and more taxes. Yeah!!..... That...that just.... Brave little toaster my horror movie as a child... I read your post in a British accent Did that really just happen? So, you're lactose intolerant. You should try drinking more milk. why not start doing in now... i just clicked on this because it wasn't checked on the front page of the subreddit ლ( ლ) To add icing to the cake, I had a coworker that quit just over a year ago because he was a lazy ass and seriously hated to work (whole 'nother story here). He also did youth basketball coaching and would get paid under the table to show up for games and whatnot. Just before he quit, we found out his wife, who was laid off from her own job a long while back, got pregnant. Now, the entire family still doesn't work and they still get government assistance. The last time I saw that ex-coworker, he was dressed much better than I could hope to afford on my wages. He wants to become a graphic designer when he claimed menial ol' retail work was too hard. That isn't a mushroom, it's a dick. Downvoted for not being original enough to avoid homophobia If, and this is a huge "if", marvel's universe 616 still works, i would be glad to be uploaded to there... criticisms used to be facts?? I could have sworn they always were opinions... So you're helping him become a better sex offender!? Because all atheist want to eat babies. it just kept going Maybe it's just me, but the mother cat's face reminds me of this face: double foul my ass, let them play I live about half way between Seattle and Vancouver with family on both sides of the border. I only chose Seattle because I wouldn't need a passport to go to a game (70 mile drive ) Ass Meat, that's a funny word So somebody could technically get charged if they accidentally touch a newborn baby wrong? This makes no sense All commons. What's the pride about? Being able to move your feet 2 centimetres? Are you ing because I said that I liked you too or because of "in before" I have to imagine after the fourth pack, you started going, "Okay, seriously, what the hell? " I read that as your mom being inseminated by you and your brother... 9gag I saw one that said something along the lines of "Like if you're going to heaven, scroll past if you're going to hell" Wasn't Grievous that 4-armed robot that wore a cape and coughed a bunch? Yeah, THAT made sense. Pfffft. Red/Blue were good on that time. Today, compared with B/W, *or even with Fire Red/Leaf Green*, they're pieces of crap full of bugs. At least Gen V TMs make sense. TM for Water Gun? Seriously? ಠ ಠ I posted this an hour ago It's turn Tee hee how bout this vourchbosneinsnune = response.... German!!! NINE NINE NINE NINE [](/flutterwhoa " ") You sure this "challenge" isn't for you, specifically? I did this once (on a $15 total ). I then forgot to sign, and so the waiter chased me down outside of the restaurant. Yeah, too bad the iPad doesn't have a keyboard, doesn't support external keyboards, and doesn't have built-in dictation software... Yesterday at the pool i saw a fat fat fat kid no older than 5 eating McDonalds with a Mcflurry to drink. bonus bullshit, the mother had 3 other kids, one of them a girl. We let the kids play with a pool toy we brought along. All the boys got multiple turns but the mother never let the little girl have a turn. So I went to retrieve it and immediatley took it to the girl and ended up staying out there 30 minutes longer so she could have her fun. wait what Did you just link to Funny Junk? *On Reddit?* I don't think rubbing your face on it is such a good idea Fucking repost ** ** Oh wow. What if your nose gets itchy? It will be a vicious sneezing cycle It's not so funny imagining being kicked and slashed to death by one I'm laying down on my bed trying to do this and I forgot I had gum in my mouth. Almost choked "Last layer OLL" I pay $4.25... To be fair, I'm in California and have a ton of beauty supply stores in the area, but WTF your prices make no sense whatsoever!!! How much is shipping? Im sure you could find a website to order from and it would still be cheaper especially if you can do a group order. And how much is the cheapest polish there? And what about Chanels? What do you mean, "those people"? I did the ironing with a plastic bag. Is there a way to remove the plastic melted on the iron. I guess I'm sol YOU DIDN'T EDITED YOUR COMMENT YOU ARE A BIG FAT PHONY [ >What ever happened to the guy that thought his router was hacked which was causing the slowdowns? Did he seriously ask if Worms was like COD or was this faked? If you keep this modesty up I'm going to start feeling actual guilt and empathy. Please stop I read your comment while sitting right next to my dad. I looked around uncomfortably as if my phone actually yelled it out loud. It's the title of the series. How can one be surprised at their just okeyness? Mother Of God Never seen a more appropriate time for the look of disapproval. I have no idea how LoLers and Redditors could be used as a positive term judging by both communities I'm Scottish and was born half an hour from Loch Ness. They're not a hoax laddie, no Dude, your battlestation has a monitor overkill Stredul... Pastery... One day, a hysterical woman was hanging around my sisters house as she was about to leave for work. The woman proceeded to tell my sister that she had been raped by her boyfriend and needed a lift to the Police Station. On the way, the woman continued to have conversations with herself. Once at their destination, the woman said "Haha I was only kidding about my boyfriend, I just needed a lift". I spot at least four Luffys, and barely any Zorros. Thankfully there's no video well, after reading these comments, none of you are ever hanging out with my daughter Seem like I'll have a better chance with that than with you I'm ing *my* toes because of comments on your toes. I think it's less noitceable because I still wear like size 4 shoes. :( Is that two? Or one? Are they like... ಠ_ಠ... together? ** ** thank god you didnt say a child pornstar. I shamelessly spent the credits, I most likely am now that I think about it. nice. this isn't a rage comic, its just a regular comic Congrats on the most wrong post ever on reddit......... mr. bagel shop owner Who DOES that? or to r/frugal if Dr. Pepper isn't a real doctor, then who the hell has been writing me all these prescriptions for Xanax? is this some kind of analogy of the friend zone (If you're colorblind in the way that you don't see any colors at all) You should just go ".... Gray. " He's wielding a knife, and a spoon. What the fuck is he eating? I have abnormally small feet for my stature and more than once someone has asked if my feet were bound. Big cannons, cocks, balls. Sure this is still about football? Respect? Don't touch Craster's daughter-wives you dont wanna know As a brazilian dude, I agree. They should post more MPB from the 70' to the 90' here. It would help giving a correct image of what brazilian music actually is. *Ai se eu te pego* Seems to be the new trend. I hope people know that Onani is the Danish word for masturbation. Fizz. at 1 health. get on staff. come down and kill your ass. Laugh and walk away. Province? Could you possibly make it smaller that 266x377? Sounds like an episode from the Simpsons Unless he was offering Is that water, with sugar in it!? Putain, les plaies d'Égypte. Ils charrient. Next video in que: UGA bus accident. Well, I was in a great mood until this ruined my day. Thanks reddit Well... the entire movie is fictional so... no... I agree with you entirely. What's sad is you don't even have to look for them, because usually they have the most upvotes (which I feel is in violation of reddiquette, since the post will inevitably have nothing that the OP was asking for in the first place, but I digress). And don't even get me started on what American Socialized medicine would look like (spoiler alert: it sucks). So the DoD cannot afford a sysadmin? Yes...then the thieves will have your electronics AND your identity. it's just chicken You get all the hot celebs. My dad gets 12/12 points, mom gets 0/12. At one point during middle school she even pushed me to be best friends with someone, who happened to be the bully of our class *gave me a button.... oops Yeah, they were a really quality group and super nice. It would be awesome if they came back again. The real is hotlinking an image that nobody else can see unless they go to the original site, load the homepage, then try and load the image again. Baited so hard >You're cracking me up. When did I ever say this? mine were barney purple and faux velvet. weird thing is, some ashat kid stole them out my gym locker. Dat epic urgot ult saved Ashe bitches be crazy Dark..and cold. And oh so lonely. Facebook posts only please. One of my (extremely dumb) friends asked me how to spell "table" the other day. ಠ_ಠUnfortunately... I can never unsee that! All these years! I had no idea! Probably just like assistance dogs. in many cases. well over a million - totally low key screatched.... No Greyjoy coaster? It was a joke Did you down vote my comment? Hahaha that would be confusing as hell. Come back to put clothes int he dryer, but they are already in there with the dryer running. Clothes ghost... My whole life is a mistake... I really thought it's supposed to be like this even I know in "come" is only one m. This changes everything Columbus here. Gamecenter for me, if you aren't apart of the hipster or OSU crowd you get some odd looks sporting your jersey around town. I've actually had someone yell "Go Browns!" at me while wearing my Crosby jersey.. And lo, Zeus appeared as a shower of gold... **"-sigh- No, silly, women don't have colons!"** The worst part is she gave me the simple pat after that. Edmonton here, power went out downtown, made me miss my alarm... Kind of glad. So many accidents out there.. This shit is retarded Nope. I was just watching the Big Bang Theory and saw it for the first Time . *Does this count?* People always comment on how odd it is I never seem to get mad, and I'm really easy going... Because I'm a ginger.... Curse? I don't even...that's me....that's my Facebook... who did this??? No album inside. 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The entire story is probably one of the better Calvin and Hobbes stories he made. Yes, by all means keep downvoting me for saying "this". The.. what? witty Oppressed? You uh, know your stuff. You know, uh. Yeah. Hm. Giraffe boners. Hm. Yep. And wombats. Yepper. Friend zone level: /r/ porn During the last boss fight with Saren my shotgun, my sniper, and my pistol all got perma jammed and I had to finish the fight with my assault rifle, the gun I only used like twice. Ohh me indeed This. Oh, and that I get carded everywhere I go. I am 27, how the heck do people still think I look 17? wat. Really now? Please explain what I thought they "got" I'm sick of this "like and Facebook will donate a dollar" shit. Surely people must understand that it's fake. Hashtags on fucking reddit? Relevant username? I hope not. "Prettyboyswaggn" Don't be naive, Reddit Its more fun to lead them there on their own, you ruined my fun. Isn't that what you just did >You used a $40 case in a $1000 build. Good thing I am stuck in class tonight. I don't think I would have been able to find a seat at FC Dallas Stadium.. I know what the *worst* sledge was ... S. Warne vs. C. Cairns: "Choo choo" ... after Cairns' sister had been killed in a train accident ** ** She looks like she was hit with a fuggly spell, and I may have eatin one to many brownies. I think you want the rock to be the subject, but it's more of a distraction. My first thought is that the rock is blocking the view I really like this apart from Red Nev's horrendous pronunciation of "Real" Madrid. Real like the English adjective instead of Spanish word for Royal. I get it now! It's a **serious** face. He's a safety. Also JigglyJiggly What a stupid fucking thread. That is precisely the reason that old earth Christians exist. Evidence but you didn't lie about anything I usually just stop walking and stand in place and stare at them like until the figure it out and move. I haven't had anyone run into me, yet. The first one was me sad, the second one was a funny version of this: . A girl in my 9th grade english class asked if we (as in the people in that class) would be alive in the year 3000 Even worse is that the ult seems like a copy of malphites... but just with different cc. Yup, seems legit! ┌( )┘ My story involves pink vomit. I had some bad fast food and was shot gunning Pepto to make it better. It didnt. I tried to make it home to puke ( I was driving alone ). I didnt. I was projectile vomiting pink shit all over my car while I was driving. Someone saw me, slowed down and gave me one of these and kept moving. Fucked up part, I slowed down, stopped. Tried to puke outside of the car. nothing. Got back in, 20 seconds later it was bubble gum colored puke all over again. I use it for cooking too but when I try to set a timer it tries to send a text. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Brain melting? Yup This isn't a god damn animal shelter Sorry, already taken. Exactly this First to downvote your first comment on reddit That is all kinds of weird? Maybe it was his girlfriend who was considering being bi/lesbian and he wanted her to have a bad experience? I dunno, the whole fucking thing sounds creepy. Picturing him wringing his hands watching..... Bill Walton is commentating What's creepy is that the building that you are on is floating My ex used to say I was "out of order" Oh for the love of science, let this game be made. This is basic biology I got to the third sentence before I checked your username . Why do you and your family discuss porn >Dude I gave you multiple explanations, citations, and examples and you ignored them all. It's not my fault you're finally realizing you were wrong. Don't pass the blame on me asshat I am not. biology: 1 me: 0 I wrote you a letter. He di..no Wtf did I just watch Holy fuck. I did not know that! I'm friend zoned with tall girls lol maybe because I can't reach when it comes to doggy The *only* time I do this is when I have a passenger. "I SWEAR I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING" ... You *might* want to rephrase that. I live about 10 minutes from The Hangar 24 brewery. Although the Orange Wheat is their most popular brew by far, it's my least favorite. Tastes like 1/2 Pyramid Hef and 1/2 orange juice. Their IPA and Double IPA are among my all time favorite beers. We're not getting those at the Big A, of course. Over 1 million members... just like their existing content was described as "victoious and uplifting"... I'd be skeptical too I didn't ignore her. I was called a giant noob for jungling with her on release because "omg no sustain!" I was holding my cat and my boyfriend was standing in front of me scratching him. What I didn't know is that my dad was sitting behind us and at the angle he was at he just saw us facing each other and my boyfriends arm moving up and down. I noticed him staring like this , so I lifted the cat above my head and told him not to worry. Who said i'm white? donovan! A truck. Of course the kings fans are livid, even going so far as calling Clowe one of the dirtiest players in hockey... Of course, they conveniently forget about Clifford's hit on Couture or that prick who took out Mitchy. Riiight. The eyes in the background.... For the downvoter who didn't get it: Masturbator + Necrophiliac. indeed. I have yet to see a real answer, nor an answer that was related to the question. Nice try, EA Send a girl in, see results Does 'lock the gate' mean stop immigrants getting in? Jack the Stripper - 6 proven victims, 8 possible .... Oh dear god, I have to work at a dining hall during this . Wait, by disappointment face, do you mean this? if so, I've got some bad news to tell you, son.. ( )> ┬┬ I'm not, it's strange. It normally happens when she turns me down while we are awake. So i think subconsciously I do it when we are asleep so she can not say no. ☼<( ) fuck girlfriends who do that Not sure if gusta I hate that I already knew this You're funny. Deal with it > Its much safer to put bikers on the roads with vehicles than on crosswalks with pedestrians The real racism here is that the ''Indian guy'' is just a white guy in black-face "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME...." they "where" high They made webpages 3d but they can't find time for enterprise support? How is this scumbag? Who cares what other people are playing? 8% BF. You are the bastard child of fittit and MFA. "I'll being coming back..." Insert bacon into the hand of a sleeping baby ( ). Take picture and tell Reddit that your baby freaked out when he'she' really didn't. This is the look my female boss gave me when I clicked the link: ( ) ( ) ( ) Yeah, don't do this. [](/rcockatrice " ") You are my mirror & you're doing it wrong. His cousin? As it turns out most people with guns would actually rather not shoot people if they don't have to Why, yes. Yes I can. I was a draftsman for a small engineering startup for 5 years. NONE of our software was legit. EVERYTHING, from Microsoft Office to AutoCAD and some super expensive design software modules, all bootleg. I had to do regedits once a month to change the dates in my trial software. ಠ_ಠಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ I built a nice, decently-priced Fusion rig with Windows, Office, and SSD for a new accountant. But now it has an extra video card because Excel was causing BSODs without it. I'd guess because they're there to troll Barça fans? That's honestly the only explanation I can find for the majority of the comments, as anyone who has ever watched Barça play would never go spouting off about how the only way they can win a game is through cheating. Or, as one enlightened individual offered as the sole description of Messi, "Don't foul me or I'll spit on you!"...?? Yes, that does just about sum him up doesn't it? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ "smelled unused" Girl logic ebonics Men's and children's sizes only. Comic sans. That still weirds me out to see HP7 in paperback... Do you need your hand held when you go to the bathroom, too? Well, this is a weird one. I work for a pretty eccentric German guy, all he does is work all the fucking time (attorney work). He always throws around racial and ethnic slurs, usually in a pretty casual, not serious way. "Jew York", "the chinks", "beaners", etc etc. Anyways, one day, he says to me, very seriously, "if I walk into a room with a group of Jews in it, I make sure to get as far away from them as possible, because nothing good can come of that." Way to reinforce stereotypes, especially one that I've had to disprove for most of my life. well, we all learn by our mistakes. (I'm looking at you, Obama ) Haha, but now i can copy and paste! In the second one, the shorts of the little boy are on the door "Snoop Dogg wants readers to smoke his new song book." ah, I think that would explain it. Guess they don't want feedback from us North Americans, then. I see how it is. ...I'll take your word for it. (ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)( ) I got booted for team killing last night. I was a gunner in the viper and my tv missile exploded and blew up the helicopter when I launched it. It killed me and the pilot. So basically I got booted because of a game glitch. ٩( )۶ Way short That's IU. wat? You have no idea. You didn't even look at you screen. Just what. Use Fluffernutter instead of peanut butter....trust me............trust me No, I really do. *withdraws finger in horror* I hate it when people tell me they're "totally straight-edge too," then proceed to tell me about their drinking stories, justifying their claims by saying something like "Oh, I'm mostly straight-edge, just not on weekends." I thought this was supposed to be a nonsexual fantasy. I passed out to Mythbusters, woke up to Unusual Killers Did I seriously just come to Reddit to read a Facebook screenshot posted on Tumblr? ** ** Tony Danza naked is a pleasant visual for you? We can compute complex equations that model the universe, yet science still can't figure out women how about that driver's seat? You hate Community? Why? I was gearing up to take paternity leave from my previous employer (small "family" business) when one day the head of the company asks me to come into his office for a "talk" he proceeded to talk AT me for about 20 minutes asking me the stupidest questions and not really allowing me to answer all the while telling me what a disappointment I am and how I am letting his family and my own down for wanting to take the time off that is legally my right to spend time with my wife and new daughter. Because of this talk I was late to my next client which is something there was very little tolerance for in the company. Aaand waffles have been ruined. What's worse is the guy who watches you piss !!! Trust me, I haven't played D2, ever. And when I played D3 I was extatic, it was a new game style to me, so I'm very eager to play this game when it's released :D though I don't know anyone who plays since in my neck of the woods people don't really play games, if they do it's CoD. :(. Follow moi on twitter if you have an account on there :D @Larcher_ (or anyone who is reading this message for that matter) cuz I imagine playing a game like this alone would be boring You had trouble getting a long straight object into a hole? > until he rear-ended the car in front of us hes over seas right now in Afghanistan, his girlfriend is fine. OPSEC lol. "They remember... " What does my name sound like to you, then "baby" at 3 years The OCD.....OH GOD THE OCD!!! How could you know if you have t read them? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Indeed... I_LIKE_BIG_TITS. gaming with the trackpad What kind of porn are you guys watching But it's April.. "Might be pretty easy, now that you got that under your belt."-HotBid Sadly, I failed my trig final a few years ago because I had my calculator in the wrong mode Oh trust me he is. If "justice" is served, he'll have many opportunities in his future taken away from him for possessing a narcotic. I think that sentiment should be shot right back at the government. People use drugs: "deal with it". My favorite is when they actually use words like: "Illegal plants" If this guy should be told to grow up and deal with it, so should the government. People make mistakes, or sometimes very intentional decisions that happen to be in direct contradiction of the law. You cannot legislate human desire and behavior to such crazy degrees, when you do, of course those laws will be broken. Alcohol is A OK right? I'm not asking for anarchy here just a little consistency. Wow, without any downvotes, this would have so much more points. Bad joke. it's not? 8 months if i may ask, do you have other games somewhere, or do you only own halo ODST? futanaria I remember seeing one of these in fresh paint. It was Halifax, Nova Scotia but I can't remember where I actually expected goatse too... Your friend has abnormally long arms.. I read something like this once... on Quizilla [](/sbstare " ") That's local news? Holy sh*t, where do you live? > flipkart owns letsbuy wat? How did you acquire my picture ? The most WTF thing about this is why did you post it Yeah, sure, it's cool when **he** says it. Damn that's scary! Just saw this on my local news Clearly you have some awesome friends.. I was dismayed to find myself derping up and off of ladders in Skyloft, thinking that with a new generation of 3D LoZ would come a change in this simple yet frustrating mechanic... It felt exactly like any other ladder or vine in OoT. ಠ_ಠ C-C-C-COMBOBEAKER!!! And the youtube comment debate about religion.. I thought underwear had a fly for blowjobs. ... Tiredness can do many strange things to a person, i once got drug-tested by the police on my way to work when working nights... It had ABSOLUTLY NOTHING to do with the red light i ran past 20 sec earlier... But they also said i looked stoned And here the general community belives that its Teemo you girls all like because he's sweet, and then you come here and tells us you showed pics of Tronomor?! You're Welcome, somehow i still get downvoted for my comment im bad at this website. You really learned the arthurian legend from rs Am I the only one who thinks this looks disturbingly rapey? I don't even know how to react to this. redditor for one hour I grew up in one of those very small towns, the sort of town where the only religious education was the teacher having you learn the Lord's Prayer off by heart. Being the only Jew in school was entertaining, to be sure. And, I kid you not, two of my biggest were mere minutes apart. I saw the original and was about to reply 'jessica Stam' and then realised that you were talking about RPG ....black people can be rich ALL of the Positive growth colored red... I'm still waiting Some random, creepy-esque dude wanting to stroke my procrastination beard. I never shaved so thoroughly in my life. Those guys definitely have asses like broken cat flaps now She had to tell her mom... ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ I know people who would never realize why is was so stupid ^^^ she put it in her juice Durantula… Red and green lights you say...like the ones used to determine which direction a boat, helicopter, plane etc is heading. this video is far from convincing. 10.5753425 years.... Bro "You have adorable feet" > Um...yeah...my "daughter"...hehe Stop Online Piracy. I'm from Alabama, and I have been asked more than once if I had an outhouse Okay, NO, I was not. And, At the moment, You're instigating. Please, I already know you think I'm a moron, and probably a terrible person, so just leave me alone already. I deleted the thread because I was getting such a negative response from it. So, just stop. 1919px × 1079, Ask a cook book. Thanks. Your comment made me think about mutant babies. Yeah, might as well kill all the lions, tigers, and bears too. THAW didn't have as much customize-ablility as THUG2 and how they tried to say it had no loading screens on the back but the loading screens were just the truck driving scenes really pissed me off. At 11 I was like Beer bitch? Why are calling me a asshole? I want that shirt. no ClearType turned on Anyone else see this guy!? -> Only 63 last hits Some girl in my high school oceanography class asked "How do fish breathe? Like, there's no air underwater." The whole class and teacher proceeded to . "Do you hear the wolf's cry at night?", or "You guys actually have golf up there?", or even, "Do you ride a dog sled to school? Do you even *have* school?" while on vacation in SC. I'm from southern Canada. Damn.. Was expecting the first post to be the crying version of , can anyone hep me out? Lilnigg And if you killed someone who used it you could get it from them. No swapping armor-abilities without dying is English teachers are the worst. In 1st grade we had to write a poem about ourselves that rhymed. I wrote "Kevin was seven, then he turned eleven. then he went to heaven." She said it was wrong because Kevin and seven don't rhyme because Kevin ends in "evin" and seven ends in "even". It wasn't until third grade that I realized... she was dumber than a 1st grader. Once I figure out how to tag people ಠ ಠ Is that a dude dressed as Cass? Your username 'cuz you know...punishing children is a great reason for grammar errors... Dehydrated pineapples are bizarre? wasn't expecting immediate loading of picture... In class, my teacher mentioned that it was possible that one of us could live in the year 2100, if we lived a little over 100 (I am 14, so it would be about 103-104 years old). Then, the girl, who is known for not being a very smart cookie, asked her, "Won't we be alive in the year 3000?". Well, no, we won't. ಠ ಠ I was thinking more along the lines of { } Not yet. There's no "options" tab on the game menu dafuq teemo with 2 boots ? ಠ ಠ Even worse is when you do this..and your hand happens to stroke the inside of that strangers mouth. ಠ ಠ ლ( ლ) Very nice. I'm glad someone made a joke account about my account. Now I can quit Reddit. I once asked a very stupid girl from my school what her religion was, she told me she was Russian ** ** I was all "What? it's just a watch?" Then.....I scrolled down all the way.. ಠ ಠ Yes. Your ideas are only valid if you can spell. My wife thought Alaska and hawaii were off the coast of Florida and that Hawaii was huge. Because of the US only type maps. Sweet mother of fuck TIL people actually don't have class on Good Friday I defiantly didn't see it either. Worst use of this, " ". It's called, "look of disapproval". Not "spam it everywhere because I can't think of a title for my post" "behti ganga mein haath dho lo bhai, fir mauka mile na mile" > two of my biggest were mere minutes apart That's excellent then, keep spreading the joy. I apologize for my cynicism! (my local council has to sell bushland to developers to have the money to preserve other bushland ) I saw it in The Hunger Games. Woody Harrelson said it, of all people. Unicorns don't shit ಠ ಠ I am a walking contradiction. ಠ ಠ ಠ ಠ im not gonna ask what you filled it with ಠ ಠ ಠ ಠ Hover-Body + Finger tips and palm, all while leaning in awkwardly. ಠ ಠ ಠ_ಠ. You do know that the workshop mods actually have *rules*. It's supposed to basically stay as family-friendly as possible. Little to no nudity, injure able children, or any other type of sexual content. For the most part, there's little to no half-naked armor or nipple rings and shit. ಠ ಠ Not sure how to take this comment after reading your username... Oh, sorry, wasn't that right? "Mmm, I get so wet when pictures like these come up. I'd love to play with her ******* and afterwards I'd **** her sideways with her fingers in my *****." I knew it Curiousity gets the best of me sometimes. The more I tell myself not to look, the more I want to look. It's so awkward being caught checking out the bulge. Seattle has a fun "feature" where the streets like to disintegrate in the rain... the pothole patches have potholes in them. People like you abuse every meme without knowing what it means and eventually drive it into the ground. I feel sorry for " ", It lost all meaning. Initially I thought it was an interesting and/or funny question, but then I noticed you were using a throwaway account. ಠಠ ಠಠ I don't actually know... is there a subreddit like r/amiapedo? the googs... >Very sneaky, Dad. wat? Wasn't this from Assassin's Creed 2? And yes. I do. So much And slaves who were "property"... There is absolutely nothing wrong with what you just said. Logically, this was my reaction (as it should be for most of us IMO) as well when I first saw comments about 'spoiled gamers' and general entitlement, but look at the situation realistically. Gaming articles have almost unanimously put us down as being entitled even before this ending DLC was announced (I think one equated us with basement-dwellers ), and though I believe we *are* making an impact, chances are we won't see a changed ending for Mass Effect 3. Maybe further down the road a post-release game-change won't seem so outlandish, but at the moment it's very malleable and can go either way. I don't think you've read half the comments I read that in an Indian accent "It made me physically sick." My nine-year-old sister watched the movie with my friends and I and she didn't even think it was that bad. I once had a teacher from my primary school try to convince us that Tesla had invented a box that "captured" static electricity. Apparently it was so efficient that everyone could simply put one on the roof of their house and wouldn't need any other power. He tied it up nicely by saying that the power companies bought the patents to ensure control of the market. It's funny, I'm 14 and tons of people at my High School are saying shit like "Oh yeah, I was so high last night you have no idea. Wanna come over and smoke some weed this weekend, brah?" And I'm just thinking, **"You are fourteen. How do you even get that."** I used to think Siberia was in Russia. Texas is roughly 1/4 the size of Alaska. ಠ ಠ ಠ ಠ ಠ ಠ ಠಠಠಠx1000+ಠಠಠಠx100+7x10-0=ಠಠಠಠಠಠಠ ಠಠಠಠಠಠಠ Post a side photo... I can't even see what it looks like. I work at a University, and during a casual conversation with a student he asked me why British people don't just talk normally. He didn't understand that we just speak English with an American accent. So,doesn't make them talented,the jersey shore people will be on tv more then any of you,that make them good actors? As a diabetic I find your title a bit offensive. As a person who loves cakes and chocolate - I'd gladly give myself diabetes again with this. Legit. Or so you think... "redditor for 7h" Wat... This woman sounds like a moron. And I am one, so I can say it without being sexist. ಠ ಠ ಠ ಠ Googleing 'morbid photos'? what is this r/lookatmybrokenbones ? Woooot?? ** ** Could this be the start of a new meme? I've been reading the title and I still don't understand... Duck Season that baby is going to be oxygen deprived. You are supposed to keep the placenta higher *at all times* so that blood flows down through the cord before cutting. You can already see the blood pooling where the cord curves. From when I was in high school, a girl asked our history teacher if Joan of Arc and Noah's Ark were related. Yeah. This is not the point at all though! The point is that the game ran **really well** for years. Even with the updated graphics, the game ran well. Now Jagex is running their bot nuke by using 100% of our CPU and 900mb of our RAM Is there anyway the goal can be extended in anyway to help the Liverpool team find it? As much as I want to tell you no, yes. "childhood hero" ಠ ಠ I've dated many a girl who thought if they got knocked up, we would marry and live happily ever after. Data center that houses "The iCloud".. Seriously man that's twice now. touch screen's a bitch NO!! I find this video difficult to masturbate to So you took a video, converted it to a gif, and replaced the audio with text I knew there'd be an answer like this Not sure if joke ... Well, now I want spinach right now. Thanks a LOT, brotherwayne. Jesus Christ Not cool Exactly. So when I see people quoting from Jessica, I always do the obligatory . This makes me carsick. 293 Days I'm going to allow this I train without music. Nothing better when you are really pumped, just about to hit that mother effing squat out and then just before you go under the bar *can you feel the love tonight?* Vaginal secretions don't come from the vulva, the external genital organs. I should just be called vagina ಠ ಠ ...God dammit America what the fuck I think it's a green bush! ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Doorception ಠಠ_ ಠ " " Mother of god Wait.... Did you spell her name wrong? > My Guess is everyone who is knocking fraternities, were not in one. One year, a kid in the grade below mine stabbed another kid with a pencil...in his nostril Senior year I was walking out of French class and these 2 girls came down the hallway locked into eachother...one of them ripped out a chunk of hair too, though I saw some kid pick it up and stow it away You're right... I'm glad someone actually told me what was wrong with my joke as opposed to just down voting this thing that me and my calc buddies thought was kinda funny. These comments. Label is sticking out. Oh... Look how that turned out. strawberry? really? How is this fixed? Cosplay is "costume play" but the origin of the term doesn't have the "bedroom play" the author insinuates, ugh. So you have a Karma Machine Machine? MY GOD. OP normally gets up at 5:30 How? 30 **euros** Oh right. PC master race. You are all better then us. I almost forgot for a thread. That's a eleven-tiles-wide chessboard you've got here Oooooh....fun. All it is is a gag gift Yes... I will have a good munchies. I see what you did there It's a tobacco pipe. Do I see pencil marks in the top left? 52.1 mbs how much do you pay for that internet? and where do you get it? >Why get pissed at her and not your cheating boyfriend? Why is Cap'n Crunch reading penthouse... water is calm, girl is average. You took a screenshot of reddit on your phone... to post to reddit? Hate being a douche, but had to report the pic, the name AND html address was all visible, it only takes a second or two to proof read, alot better than a lifetime ban Vault 69 I feel there needs to be more data points associated to the use of this . Before we make any assumptions. "just his feet" ? Its funny. I asked my friend who came here from the Phillipines a few years ago about this, he said he'd heard the legend about it but didn't believe it. Then he goes, although if you listen to the the lyrics, they're kind of asking for it. I'm just like >BWAHLS Just of children Neither. Get back to work. ಠ ಠ So you somehow managed to find a link between a scene about the difficulties of writing a paper the night before its due... And your own experience with writing a paper the night before its due. none of your business so tired of seeing crap like this and claiming its cute ... Right, cause all Jews are Palestinian hating Zionists... When talking about the moon (can't remember the exact context) a 15 year old said "but the moon is only this big" and held his fingers about 3cm apart. I then proceeded to hold my pen an inch from his nose asked "how big is my pen?", walked to the other side of my lab, pen in hand, and asked the same question. At lunch time I tracked down his art teacher and told him off for failing to teach this important concept What's your name. I believe the children are no longer our future Checkmate Word. It might as well be the title of their autobiography haven't slept in a few days the fuck? I don't see how this equates to serving someone or owning someone, your post is bad and you should feel bad Thats kind of sick. Get out and enjoy the sun! It's obvious he's trying to defend women's honor in this article. No complaints about that other than it's such a stretch that if I were a woman I'm sure I'd be all like 'Is this guy for real? ' 2... 2... 20 boyfriends since last year? H.. had sex with *every* one? She must be gaping now! Get her off this planet this instant. Oh and she's in grade 7. Those teeth on #12 Am I the only one who triple checked that this image was not a gif? ** ** My face literally went when I clicked. This is why I was never a fan of using the term "buck"   Rondo already has 5 assists in the 1st 10 min… +80hp? This seems more like a WTF post Not sure if trolling or being serious. To be honest, i did generalize. Im 14 myself, its just that evryone at my highschool is so circlejerky; "KONY2012 DAWG, IM SEXY AN IZ KNOWS IT, JUSTINSBIBERZ<3 <3, LMS LMS, PICK ON THE FAT KIDS LAWL". . So you see how im easy to blow a gasket on the subject. These aren't anti-pickup lines at all.. ...Ryze? Stop talking about it. you're freaking me out Could be worse, you could have bought a psp go like me. ಠ ಠ Ew... Don't remind me, I searched that up. I discovered that clits can be elongated... What if he's reading this right now? My mother only uses IE because she says she cannot figure out where to type in URLs on Firefox. AND, he is a redditor for 6 months Mother of god, even after reading all this I'm still slightly curious Dammit, the one thing I missed as a kid It took my family so long to get this without looking at it. Quite Indeed. Not a single black kid. . . . Vader looks like hes masturbating to those kids... dps are so silly sometime, my bro's a tank, and was looking for a ranged dps for a fight once, and he had a war msg him saying he could go because engineering gave him bombs This movie is going to do The Navy such justice in its accurate portrayal of our lifestyle She's wearing a cross ...what? I agree he is most likely hacking. I know because why is this under r/adviceanimals? ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ When he raped her I was like "dear god"...then when she raped him I was like "fuuck" ಠ ಠ Why does this have his keys and an eagle hood ornament attached to it? Well, it *is* based off your past search history... [*ಠ_ಠ* **ಠ_ಠ** *^ಠ_ಠ* **^ಠ_ಠ** *^^ಠ_ಠ* **^^ಠ_ಠ** *^^^ಠ_ಠ* **^^^ **](//#couragewolf "fappenis") [*^^^ಠ_ಠ* **^^^ಠ_ಠ** *^^ಠ_ಠ* **^^ಠ_ಠ** *^ಠ_ಠ* **^ಠ_ಠ** *ಠ_ಠ* ** **](//#couragewolf "fappenis") Was going to make it my wallpaper. Cannot unsee the dick I just hope the spectators are giving them shit or the legendary ಠ ಠ ಠ ಠ I feel that's a fairly accurate concern, but I don't feel that that's actually what they're going to do. These seem to be focused entirely on close up, neck-to-neck fighting here. They're getting those maps out of the way because they see they're popular (thanks, Operation Metro! ), and the easiest to work on due to the small size. They're wtf did I just watch Exactly what I though too. Why is everyone complaining about seeing another game between MKP and PartinG? My dad was once taking a one man airplane attached to his open trailer (might I add that it had no wings on it.) over the Chesapeake Bay Bridge with his truck and when he got to the other side, he had 5 cops following him with their lights on to pull him over. They had gotten around 50 calls saying that a plane was flying WAY to close to the bay bridge. My thought s were "Yeah, and it was magically keeping perfect pace with the traffic ahead of it. " It's because you're under 21 (I'm guessing 16-17), and still live at home. About 15 years ago I tried to teach my mom how to you a PC. I couldn't get past the "double click." She didn't understand why sometimes you single click and sometimes you double click. I tried every explanation, even "because I say so, that's why." But to this day my mom doesn't know how to use a computer, and shuts the desk top off by hitting the power strip. The key ring gets me every time. Name calling has certainly convinced me you are on a much more enlightened path than I. Maybe some day I will be more mature like you Really you are reposting the front page....good luck with that I wasn't pretending OP's comment history makes it very clear that she lurks in some of the darker corners of the redditverse. Didn't need to see that fucking finger You have inspired my Nite Mode conversion for all digital text. My thank you. He has a **significant other.** World War II: Adventure/Fantasy. I'm usually pyro or spy. As a pyro, I always get killed by soldiers and demos mainly because I have not fully mastered air blasting and deflecting rockets and stuff. As a spy, pyros. Pyros get me every time. Now, the dead ringer isn't very effective anymore. If a pyro sets me on fire I wait to use dead ringer so the flames go out. But EVERYONE expects EVERY spy to use dead ringer. I seriously meant to use another pic. Go pirates, this is the year we get above .500 It has 9gag *and* Narwhaler watermarks xXNameXx Yes it does. My brother did this many years ago. He farted in a mason jar and sealed it up. He then threw it on his closet shelf and forgot about it. After a few years he came across the jar and opened it up. It didn't take long for him to remember it was the fart jar. It still stinks. And I can't believe I just admitted to having such a crazy brother I have him tagged in purple as "I like teasing myself by just letting out a little bit, and then holding it back again using kegals. I repeat this at least 4-5 times, letting out just a little bit each time. Making my body experience waves of pleasure and pain, over and over again. After that, I pour scalding hot water on my penis and imagine that I'm crossing Mordor with Gandalf's huge dick rammed up my asshole. His huge dick explodes into a flurry of ever smaller penises, erupting further into continuous orgasms at the every step. My asshole can't take the pleasure as it morphs into a butterfly in the sky. I can go twice as high. Take a look. My penis is now DIAMONDS. Glistening in the sun like an array of stars making love to my eyes. Making love to my eyes like the supernova to my heart. I can see Neil deGrasse Tyson off in the distance. He's doing an AMA. My penis is on fire. Someone responds " wtf" to my comment and gets 500 more karma than me. Why does this always happen to my posts? The karma takes hold of my penis. Going up the shaft and causing a rift. A raven is birthed from the rift, decaying into ashes. Bitches love Shaft. I touch my dick again. It's not there. A kid is giving a blowjob to Carl Sagan. What's Carl Sagan doing in mordor. I look again. We're not in mordor anymore. Gimli's axe is up my asshole now. I touch my penis again. We aparate away to somewhere disturbingly familiar. I've been here before. We're inside my sister's ripe vagina. The kid is still sucking off Carl Sagan. I touch my dick again. Why do I keep touching my dick? My body melts into a pool of semen and re-solidifies. Rick Santorum is standing in front of me. His hard cock out, disapproving of my actions. "You've been a bad boy today." I touch my dick. I erupt into orgasm and fly off towards space. I am the orgasm. Space time warps itself as if trying to tell me, "You're taking this joke too far. It's not funny anymore you fucking karma whore". Fuck the police. I do what I want. I try touching my dick again. It ceases to exist as the God of Atheism comes down and reverts my body into Fire. Descartes looks at me with distaste. I fucked up. Down is now a figment of my imagination. Why am I still typing? I try thinking outside the box, but the box starts thinking about me. Its in love with me. My parents don't approve of our relationship. I run off into the sunset with my box. I touch my dick." Brush your teeth Even this post got Cory Doctorow, I think iwl.me is trying to tell me something... Man I don't even want to know what kind of party the Romans had to protest this one That's a swastika Just look for reviews that include keywords like "herpes, crack-dealer, mugged, roaches, and Bumfights scene" you'll find what you're looking for I like the way you prepared easter dinner the day before easter "Your ex" > DOGS DO NOT GO IN FREEZERS. Nice work America Posted April 1 I live in Japan... it wasn't that bad for the first like 10ish pictures... I thought it was big of them to include the scientific explanation (which looked a little bit scarce but i mean you can't really fit encyclopedias on poster board) but then the rest of it . Were they trying to say that a world without religion is hell? Well said, although what I got from their argument was that since dinosaurs 'logically existed when humans did (ark idea)' why do we never find them in the same layer, next to them. Which obviously any person with common sense would say, they are not in the same time period . There counter-argument for this though is to say they are not physically beside each other in the same layer... just as crocodiles are not found next to humans in the same layer. And yet we know we interact with crocodiles. I was logi anchor on a fleet once, and someone was like 'Logi anchor's ship is named Sandnigger Cameltoe ' Jesus! That's some fucked up bullying... Man this thread Day9 ebaumsworld Jihad golf carts? Do you know what Jihad is? These fundies probably have kids whom they are indoctrinating already, and they vote. That's not shitty, that's actually quite good Agreed. I believe their initial intent was to help people and then a demon took over them because now it's about the tv show. I have a Greek friend named papadopolous Idiot, thats my original comment, it's the point I was trying to make ** ** I guess this would explain the word diarrhea spewing from this guy. Haven't played Skyrim since January. Is this a new update or am I trippin? Mariano Rivera Is one of my closers. I was like this watching the game he blew. I know. It's my first year doing fantasy. I'm currently in first and if I want to keep it that way I need to make smarter moves. Today was just It's tough to choose who to start. One day they go 2-3 with a bomb and 2 RBI's and the next day they throw up a fat goose egg "perfectly round back" No...but if she's in it now I wish I had. Can't tell if poe, fake, or just stupid My first time in Germany I thought my girlfriend was joking when she said I wouldn't be able to pay with my Visa or Visa Electron card in the supermarket. "Only EC" or cash, she said, and she was right. A whole country where you can't pay with visa or mastercard in many, many supermarket chains. Even Kaufhof employees were amazed after we insisted to try the visa electron in the regular credit card swiper, "oh, it worked"... But these people VOTE and REPRODUCE, that is the part that makes it so even though it is truly funny. look at my teams deaths. As student body president... I didn't have elsewhere that bad, until the medicine. Which is exactly what you're doing, too. ಠ ಠ ಠ ಠ Sweaty feet here... ಠ ಠ I have a friend who believes that black people are inherently stupider because their ancestors didn't mate with Neanderthals way back when like all the other races' did. When they ask the question "why a motorcycle over a car?" and answer it with "because it can weave through jammed highways", it strikes me that these people have probably never ridden a goldwing, much less attempted to "weave" it through a traffic jam. I can't believe I missed that pun. I wish I could give more then one upvote I never understood the hoverhand or why people even do it if they dont wanna look awkward... Like, why cant you just ask if you may touch the person's shoulder or just DONT PUT YOUR HAND LIKE THAT AT ALL. Put it on your own waist or pockets or just nowhere touching the person next to you. I just... Break ALL THE GLASS! Is my thing :( Broke my blender the other day. Stupid slippery gloves Why do scouts have snipers Hell-o What happens when you hand it over to the waitress and slice her hand off? At least people know there are bass players. "Hey, look at this guy! His guitar looks so stupid! What an idiot, its missing strings!" ಠ ಠ ಠ ಠ [](/cockatrice "What do you mean? This is my face! Speaking of which...") [](/sp)[](/rcockatrice " ") ^(SHUT UP I LOVE THIS EMOTE.) He hasn't been yet ... under this account at least how do you remember your name..? Yeah, clearly the man's life is ruined. If I was a jerk Christian, I'd point out Romans 1:19-20. People who haven't heard should inherently KNOW that Jesus existed because of creation. are you fucking serious? must be the maids car. SHE KNOWS TO PARK AROUND BACK Velociraptors don't have (external) nut sacks.... Out of the affected countries - Taiwan, Japan, South Korea - the Philippines is the only predominantly Christian country. And the only one with no capability to shoot down that rocket. indeed. Collection? I'm so happy these two dudes were shoutcasting the TSM-Dignitas games, I don't even know the names of these other shoutcasters, but especially that guy with the Hat should really just stop doing it. I actually muted the games he shoutcasted because I got so annoyed with him I couldn't focus on the game itself anymore. "maeby" im 16, , nice name. Lo que más risa me dio es la cara de que traen todos, menos EPN It's early and my brain isn't working properly . Thanks. ಠ ಠ Except for apps where the back button takes you out of the app and the back button IS on top (Google Music app). ಠ ಠ I never thought it was possible to dislike a pair to tits. first i was like errmm i dunno about this list but then Silvia Rho Oi, fuck off. Reddit may consist of mostly 18-30 year olds but that doesn't mean that EVERYBODY under/over that age bracket can't use it. [](/uhm) 'NFS: Paradise' Sorry to break it to you, but Kokopooli's closed. If only that included full frontal. Still, he is often so cute, so maybe I'll watch it tonight. Jesus Christ my name is Lv. 99 Dat username > The hell is a Porsche doing in a line up of Ferraris? "Nice Jeep." One of those is a digimon Sorry, Demi If by awesome you me awe some one mutated . Kinda reminds me of the story about that dentist working in a clinic in the rural area or something, and when he pulled out a rotting tooth of a woman, the tooth started moving, clanking on the metal dish. He cracked it open turns out that the tooth was the home to a fat maggot. Think she might have eaten something a fly laid its eggs on, and then one of the eggs got lodged in the tooth cavity while she was chewing. Maggots... they are everywhere Senior year in high school. I was on a committee of seniors and teachers trying to come up with a senior prank to pull. Without thinking I blurted out that we should get a headless ragdoll dummy, attach a watermelon the the top, paint it white person color, and throw it off the roof of the school during lunch (Most kids ate outside.). No idea I've ever had has been met with as much horror and concern. I was soon removed from the committee. Their prank? Not having senior skip day. No car can suddenly crash into my living room or get past the fence on on the perimeter of the property. Dammit...I should have kept watching I have a standard 2-day weekend. Mother of the year right there Just need to click the "VOTE FOR THIS" button. (you can vote once per day too, but the voting ends tomorrow anyways) I could use your help, I'm 11 weeks from being out of a job and have student loans to pay off "not available on mobile" Not sure if whoosh, or Just need to click the "VOTE FOR THIS" button. (you can vote once per day too, but the voting ends tomorrow anyways) I could use your help, I'm 11 weeks from being out of a job and have student loans to pay off Not sure if nonsense reply or... Mostly he seems to know what he is talking about, but in one of his vids he tries to baton with a linerlock knife and acts surprised when the lock failed He also sucks ass at chopping, he doesn't let the weight of the tool do the work for him. i love how im being downvoted for answering a question ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ I think I know you IRL Turquoise and magenta, try that. Do people really browse /r/WTF at work? I just read that whole article and then looked at pictures.... Those aren't your facebook friends Dude? srsly? In 100 days only one comments witch wasnt "Nope. You're the only one."? "Courtesy of Kog Maw" I have tried. I. Can't. Do. That. This porn has good music..  #11. They're also both in Gotham. Basically he kicked my brother in the ass. Every time I play MLB 2k12, I hear someone yell "Hit it into Lake Ontario" while playing in the dome "REAPER FOX πTE TAU R P LAZE IN WINDOW π(over)λ DOESN'T LOOK GOOD" I had to re-read this post a few times. I thought you said a "cold youngling" and I instantly went to this Just to recap, you left out half of someone's quote to suggest they're warmongering, said I was "rabidly" defending them when I pointed out the missing context, and now you're calling *me* petty? More like on repost to rule them all Undoubtably this is my biggest pet peeve when smoking with my friends. I hand them the bowl, tell them it's cherried (bc for some reason they never check on their own), then they either ignore me, the bowl, or relight it. Relighting a cherried bowl is worse than ignoring it in my opinion. I get annoyed just thinking about it Raging Earth I see This kills the conscience. Mincecraft Watched this movie at a [0] and it still freaked me out And yet we call the Nazi's evil.... . 'Murrika land of the "free". Is that a little dinosaur dick down there?? Haha no I already have to deal with trival Did... Did you just say dusin? Wow awesome, finally someone who has a sense of humor... I take the up votes from your milkshake... hatperson dancing Sorry, here's a link: teamasea.com It's just for the pure entertaiment, it is however not meant to represent esports professionality or something like that. Better don't take it that serious and just enjoy the show, and if you don't like it then there is a mute button :) Not sure why you posted this on /r/starcraft …it's not real life 1:01.. the insides are naturally pink And then if/when an update fixes light passing through piston blocks, surprise creepers in all your buildings Mememaker on-disc DLC.... ... this game is alredy getting less attractive.. NO! I LOVE ZELDA!! ...just imagine; 2000 years of inbreeding. Something I only learned after joining the Navy: knowing the exact figures on test depth for US Navy subs requires security clearance. Something I learned shortly thereafter: this info is fairly easy to find on the internet. OPSEC = I have played over 120 hours holy shit i was about to write the SAME thing word for word no kidding Explains the quality decrease. I seem to recall a chicken once pissed on me during Kaporos. your name is not helping the cause . Very impressive, I believe the people without oracles are giving you this face . Couldn't believe you got a hold of her because I thought she was a myth! Harden hell shit They don't What a beautiful mental image because it wasnt their PC's they played on. the LAN event had PC's there. I'm sure chargers are the least of his problems Dave? Hope it's a joke.... keep treating women like sexual objects Reddit... The big 'tagline' after 9-11 was 'Never Forget'. By saying '9-11 who?' the person looked like they forgot about 9-11 when they said they wouldn't. Hahaha I think it's time for a good old fashioned Reddit stare-down. ಠ_ಠ not sure if troll or serious I don't know what's "... "supposed to mean it sure doesn't seem like a "thank god" face to me. Literaly....? Reminds me of the cow in HHGTTG that was bred to want to be eaten, are the Chinese breeding pandas to want to die? "We've disproved the Bible, so that means there is no god." Is the Korean girl... floating? > Don't even get me started on the L96 ... Sweet baby Jesus the guy in the middle was HOTTTTT. Im strangely conflicted of whether I should take my pants off or not Saw this and was like I thought everyone did this... Don't steal from koberatesyourposts. Nailed? Please use wood screws. But, that setup looks awesome overall. 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That's not joke don't listen to this guy, he doesn't know what he's talking about. ಠ ಠ ಠ ಠ I have a friend who refuses to eat pineapples in stir fry as "sweet things shouldn't be in savoury food" If you have bought items in TF2 then you are not technically an F2P. Unless of course you bought a hat or a weapon "why?" Like this one: ? ಠ ಠ Because giving birth hurts no more then taking a shit...through your vagina Uploads stuff on the internet, doesn't want it to be looked at Guy here. Was in third grade and playing with my friend Lucy on the Tarzan swing thing they put in out school playground over the summer. Turns out the thing kind of sucks carrying you and your momentum all the way across, so we're taking turns making up for it by grabbing onto the other person's legs and pulling mid-way to make it go faster/all the way across. Several turns in, it's her turn and I start pulling her, and accidentally manage to pants her in the process. Several other kids were nearby and told our recess adult what happened, and I end up in the principal's office, and later have to give Lucy an apology about it in front of her and both her parents. For some reason not a soul believed her when we both told them it was an accident. ಠ ಠ A dub sack fits in your ear? Tells Meant I don't care, he proceeds to yell at people about it. I got banned from the Computer Lab for a year because i was on Liquid Generation and the computer teacher thought i was "Hacking the System" A Anal Cave Crap ( ) I see your look of disapproval and raise you... A LOOK OF DISAPPROVAL Oh, so that's why we made it to the moon in less than a decade It's because everyone is on TheU's "social network" At first I was like: "wait... DPRK has a space program?" But then I was like "Oh. That kind of rocket " why can't they just stop being ass holes? Went to a local pharmacy, I was 5, picked up a nail clipper, and was scolded for 30 minutes because she thought I had purposely stole a 79 cent nail clipper. Come on mom. I opened up the console at school ... You posted this once in this thread already. White people... This is 2X and those better be cubic zirconia. You're so angry Thanks for the ralts and for waiting forever sorry Asians is all I can say. In 8th grade I got sent to the principles office for having ecstasy. What actually happened was I bought some generic mints from Hot Topic ( yes i know) so they were in a tin case with a skull and music note on it and my study hall teacher saw me take a mint out and eat it, so next period I get called to the principals office where she searches my backpack until she finds the mints and then realizes the misunderstanding and sent me back. that study hall teacher, she hated That's not cool Dude what in the hell were you looking up to find this Lock him in a dark room and fist his asshole till it bleeds. That'll teach him to not kill cats. ... I don't know but prismatics slid right off my nail wheel Aaaah, that might make it a bit scary, but sticking up for yourself/other homosexuals might test the waters to see what would happen if you ever came out, right? And it also might make him see his views a little differently, too. I don't know. I have thoughts in my brain, but when I try and type them out, they look stupid. If you don't want people to click on it then why the hell post it What is with all these handsome boys getting rejected today?!! Can't tell if you're was a mistake or supposed to wrong as part of the hilarity.   But there has to be more to life than being really, really, really, ridiculously good looking >THAT FUCKING GUY TOOK MY DAMN AXE AND BODYWASH. Repost I don't have the need for Java. Except minecraft Dick move AT&T... dick move Nah, I think the profanity was quite appropriate, and not at all excessive. Let's be clear here, raleigh15 was advocating *murder* in response to *someone performing their civic duty*. Disagreeing with responsible action is grounds for serious to begin with. Advocating any kind of negative reaction is a dick move, and a rebuke without profanity would be appropriate in that case. Advocating something as extreme as murder goes far beyond mere rebuke, and raleigh15 deserves a sincere "fuck you" as a consequence. Your probably thinking of black people, aren't you. It was my stupid Italian friend whose race has nothing to do with him other than to prove my point. Being racially sensitive is racist in of itself. You can't speak English well if it isn't your first language? do not want "fans of starbucks" A friend insinuated that I can't *really* have anxiety, not like she does, because my problems aren't real. I had a happy childhood, have a happy marriage; I'm not at liberty to have anxiety and depression aside from everyday worries, whereas she apparently earned the right to have them. Because that's how anxiety works, you know...logically. My sophomore year in my band class everyone was sitting there bored as hell as the teacher told random stories about his cat. (he did this quite often) so that day i brought a rubix cube. im sure you can all see where this is going. im sitting there quietly trying to solve my rubix cube and i get yelled at to put it away so he could keep telling his cat stories. all i could think was, what the hell?... Why.... Wait, Mike... and Molly? I like peeing and then holding it in halfway through. Teasing myself by just letting out a little bit, and then holding it back again using kegals. I repeat this at least 4-5 times, letting out just a little bit each time. Making my body experience waves of pleasure and pain, over and over again. After that, I pour scalding hot water on my penis and imagine that I'm crossing Mordor with Gandalf's huge dick rammed up my asshole. His huge dick explodes into a flurry of ever smaller penises, erupting further into continuous orgasms at the every step. My asshole can't take the pleasure as it morphs into a butterfly in the sky. I can go twice as high. Take a look. My penis is now **DIAMONDS.** Glistening in the sun like an array of stars making love to my eyes. Making love to my eyes like the supernova to my heart. I can see Neil deGrasse Tyson off in the distance. He's doing an AMA. My penis is on fire. Someone responds * wtf* to my comment and gets 500 more karma than me. The karma takes hold of my penis. Going up the shaft and causing a rift. A raven is birthed from the rift, decaying into ashes. Bitches love Shaft. I touch my dick again. It's not there. A kid is giving a blowjob to Carl Sagan. What's Carl Sagan doing in mordor. I look again. We're not in mordor anymore. Gimli's axe is now up my asshole. I touch my penis again. We aparate away to somewhere disturbingly familiar. I've been here before. We're inside my sister's ripe vagina. You're an incestuous wizard, Harry. Carl Sagan is giving head to a thousand little kids at the same time. I touch my dick again. Why do I keep touching my dick? My body melts into a pool of semen and re-solidifies. Rick Santorum is standing in front of me. His hard cock out, disapproving of my actions. "You've been a bad boy today." I touch my dick. I erupt into orgasm and fly off towards space. I am the orgasm. Space time warps itself as if trying to tell me, "You're taking this joke too far. It's not funny anymore you fucking karma whore". Fuck the police. I do what I want. I try touching my dick again. It ceases to exist as the God of Atheism comes down and reverts my body into Fire. Descartes looks at me with distaste. I fucked up. Down is now the color jealousy. Why am I still typing? I try thinking outside the box, but the box starts thinking about me. It's in love with me. My parents don't approve of our relationship. I run off into the sunset with my box. I touch my dick. ಠ ಠ Do the kittens have the same father?... ಠ ಠ Damaged Rim Porn. the tracking function was on his friends phone which is how he did it in the first place... Dat username ".....a few dozen...." When I hear the word rummage I picture digging through and old armoire filled with books, musical instruments, and old shoes. That just put a horrific image in my mind. I was eating. Inshallah we would love to have you, but be warned many of us are terrible Blacks out name, leaves map showing where he may live... Me gusta. And now my imagination runs wild. You had me at Assassin's Creed, and then you added NSFW and I'm in even harder. It doesn't work that way. Well played . since when is POTATO_IN_MY_ANUS basic terminology? precisely! I hope OP reads this. seriously, he builds up his shoulders/back *by doing bicep curls with bad form*? wtf ಠ ಠ I heard someone talk about this once. From what they said, they were often treated for months as "special/chosen." And, depending upon the culture, feasts of designated foods (sometimes only fruits and veggies ) and were rarely sacrificed as "virgins" as we know it. Right… I hate how jackasses like him make all Christians look like arrogant douchebags. Ban patricide jazz.... ** ** unemployment Could be worse. Could be right around the rim That's what he said? Or you're apologizing for the gif? That's unfortunate, good thing *I* don't carry smack around Just turn It off Yes, Reddit is absolutely the right place to ask this question, spot on. Don't you have your own Googles and books? You sir are a master troll mfw I get nikki manaj Oh, well that makes everything right... "ice-cream pangs" as someone busy as fuck between university, girlfriend and other stuff, I envy the totally stress-free bro fun these guys are having. on a second note, there are 4 player games for the 360? it must be witchery Yeah, who knew 60 year old's were so good at ms paint and had active facebook accounts... At first I thought your title was "How I Feel Making Breasts".... [8] No...no it's not Homophobic... Goes both ways... Same, I can only see blue, red and yellow I do this too! The bf thinks its funny to try take the last mouthful on my plate... Why is Regi willing to roll in a large puddle in a public parking lot, jump into a freezing swimming pool, and have sensational arguments on stream with Xpecial, but he Ghosts, Shurelya's, and Powerballs away from literally the hottest esports hostess ever when she asks him to dance? Is it just me or is his right arm bigger then the left arm... Does that mean? Never would have imagined they were for swimming in... In many many many months (I don't know how to add tears to that). Kickstand The blatant content-aware fill on the sides of that image... How about with some respect for starters. was expecting a van.... I can't believe some people here are saying they'd take an R-34 or a 350z over a fucking 911. Are you guys retarded ? I get that how some people would choose a R35 or a ZR-1 but a Nissan Z or an Evo ? They're in a different league >plus one Penis. At least she used landscape mode.. Scumbag Jenny Craig: Became mute from hearing a loud commercial late at night. Her company regularly plays loud commercials late at night. Endanger the lives of yourself and many others on the road, or get talking to by your friends parents... Hm, sure, definitely made the right choice there "I honestly can't tell a difference" It's just annoying little kids there Well the first thing you shoulda done was post this question to Reddit, so you're on the right track Men-only masjids? x10 NSFW Would have been helpful. How is that fun? >It's really awkward because she invites him to all kinds of events and doesn't understand why I won't be best friends with him. Only one? "Cyclist was fatally damaged..." I don't feel comfortable answering this question, and anyone who knows me as a friend understands why. thank you so much for that Hopefully there will be some proper documentation in the future, because right now I'm unable to wrap my mind around it That's definitely Pippi Longstocking. My work here is done Am I the only one that thinks this dog isn't that cute? That sound wasn't irrelevant WordArt He walked into tower range himself. The french uniforms literally look like polo shirts/golf shirts ...... Did you see the one on R18 Games? "At my high school it's mainly the regular, morons going and toking up in the bathrooms, fights in public (those people get stopped too quickly for my taste though). The only thing I think is truly crazy is the sheer amount of blowjobs that are attempted in the library " What kind of "cringe" was that, sir? ಠ ಠ Why did you all caps the title and why is this in WTF? you forgot to white out your name on your LoL client I have an entire separate tub of McDonald's giveaways. I even kept the happy meal boxes but I never competed a set. Same for burger king. Oh well I guess that makes sense. Well I'm glad you had the support of the badass police force (even if he didn't high five you ) and it's a good thing you got your bike back. I like those ones we wear with the greens and the yellows This again... I got detention for closing a window. Both! ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ If you don't have a lot of UD products I would try the BOS IV, its not the best BOS BUT you can't beat that price:] HOWEVER...if you have a nordstrom rack near you... they have the BOS IV and the shadow pencils for around the same price so...w/o the waiting and the shipping it might be worth it. I bought the 24/7 liners because I have yet to try them and heard good things...as for the rest of the UD products on hautelook are .... In my case we got molested . Pictures of people pooping their pants. But. Like.... It would still be 3 days earlier for us. I've heard that occasionally after these operations the patient will go through 'Masculine moments' and leave everyone a bit dazed and left looking like . Not from hormones exactly, but the brain itself. Is this something your wife has ever experienced? One time I tried bringing up the "I could get pregnant" bit, and the guy said "It's no problem, we'll just go get you Plan B in the morning" I'd imagine it as shaping organic putty... if you mess with it too much it's just gonna be mush Which is saying a lot. ** ** At least the nice thing about driving a fast car is if someone tries this you can just punch it past them (assuming no other cars present) and them. You poop out worms?... WRPGs are all mediocre? Hah, yeah right... This, and shipping is free over $50 on the UD site...and three weeks faster than Hautelook shipping Maybe she loves your bosoms. And shirtless, too I like that you conjugated I am on my phone now and can disapprove of him. I wouldn't be visibly upset, but I would give her a I once had to listen to a guy describe to another guy how giving up smoking had given him ED (erectile disfunction)... and then he proceeded to describe the magnitude of limp ಠ ಠ Yes, I understand Menard is taking more precautions now. "while his boyfriend" Here's an upvote for Easter Monday fellow Canadian! Not sure why you keep getting downvoted for asking an honest question I thought of this while having a legalization debate with a non-Ent who thinks if trees were legal everyone would be lazy and worthless Innocent You're holding it wrong There's that Minecraft instinct again, I tried to click the 'Delete World' button, all it did was zoom the picture in. Had this thought the other day as my roommate's girlfriend wanted him to get a job and be responsible, then was angry when he had to start out working weekends because she couldn't party with him. After class " Because they tend to feed on people’s faces, triatomine bugs are also known as “kissing bugs”." Ancient Interracial marriage has taught me how thoughtless white folks can be. They just don't think before they say something stupid like, "Where are you from?" My husband answers, "DC". Then, sometimes with a slight gesture to the eyes, "No I mean your homeland." Or how my mother always speaks more loudly to my in laws. You're getting my up vote because I'm assuming your reply is made in jest. If that's not the case consider me swindled and to be ** ** in your general direction... Sitting here wondering why this was down voted Barca crest Your username This isn't one bit surprising . I dig it too :D I want to sleep in it You must post in the ticket thread in the sidebar. Maybe now they can make a better app. As any good scientist would do? It's a good thing that you linked it then... You didn't change anything MJ is a tree dweller? wow i've never seen that before. i've never even thought to look in the grass for the reflection off spiders eyes. they are all just lookin at that guy Unlikely Just like there being a pole at the North pole This makes perfect sense in that context. I'm not a "one-method-only" parent either. There's just something frustrating to me about parents who value their own convenience over what might be better for their children (for example, I once heard a mom-to-be exclaim that she would NEVER try breastfeeding because she didn't want her tits to become saggy . While I don't have tits and there may be many good reasons for not breastfeeding, this was the shittiest excuse I've ever heard.) Me too, and I'm the only son in my family. I have 2 sisters that looked a lot like me while my mother was in her "I refuse to cut his beautiful blond hair" phase... Mom. Dat portal gun is a lie That cat's face is somewhat similar to northern michigan here and an 1/8 of mids is like $15 Ben Affleck looks like he's about to kill someone I made 35k working at McDonald's That marijuana kills.   Not sure if to laugh or ... No, you're 15 I can't wait for Geraldo Rivera to arrive. Nothings Everythings My name's also Jack, but I've never had that problem. I used to get "Hi-*Jack*... A plane!" a lot a while back, though. This. Where I'm from, teen pregnancy isn't rare I'd also like to point out that, in the same league, don't ask to talk to me on the phone right after your initial greeting. That's one of the other things that makes me get out of there fast. It's pretty off-putting, because A) I don't want to give you my phone number immediately and B) It's pretty nerve-racking to talk to a complete stranger on the phone (not to mention awkward). Plus, any time I've tried to tell these people to slow down and that we'll get to the phone calls eventually, I'm usually met with a "Oh well, maybe another time." That's not what I meant. No. NO. NOOOOO!!! He said *antitrust* laws. It's common practice here in Russia. We are not allowed to posses any guns except ones for hunting or defense with rubber bullets. And selfdefense is also a big hole in our law. ** ** Wait, who are you? Too old  People still run xp at home. No matter how many times I say "meme" in casual conversation with my roommate...he still pronounces it "mim." But he is talking about that god, as he used the capital form of God. Hence the . Something contradicts the guy's god and he uses it as evidence of said god existing. Pretty bad. Yet, its still my best rated hero with 0-3 score according to the graphs The logic present in this thread made me want to tear my own eyes out, as I felt that, due to my ***SKYTHEIST*** (ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ ) position, they were unworthy of witnessing so much ***REASON***. Why can't mine ever be like this bit um... *That* is the face of . 9gag? he sure isn't a charmer LOL! That's the thing - different things work on different people. My BFF looks great in Clinique Superbalanced but it makes me look like a birthday cake. This is all the guy does... walk around, hoping to bump into you, hoping you acknowledge him just so he can salute you. Whats messed is that one moment he's on crew deck, you're the only one in the elevator, yet he's in the CIC walkin around mid-ship before you are... and there's only one elevator No jungle "Fruit" Regardless if this is true or not, I can guarantee you I'll never swallow gum again Thats like saying Ireland isnt a real country because a thousand years ago the English invaded Munster. Are you seriously advocating a diet of mostly *fruit?* Enjoy your omega-3 deficiency, then. Spoiler alert Oh I caught it and I went Damn it, this is exactly what I was going to say. V1... Dog's face: Friend in danger? Better ask reddit before I even think about doing anything else. I mean really its a intel xeon processor, and the place i got it from had put a hole into it for a keychain, which in my point of view, is really bizarre. i wish it didnt have that hole, otherwise, i would be using it I would always skip through or check my phone during the intro, until I realised that each one had subtle changes to introduce a new setting or place. Ended up having an intro marathon Mahjong != board game Leave it to wikipedia to have the definition... "Though shalt not test thy lord Gareth321", I see what you did there. A jugg/dmb with 10,000 hit points and a cannon that does more damage then anything in the game. OH! So he's allergic to fajita's? Trust me, a legit pump is within sight. First I need to find a dome/nail rig for a normal stemmed water pipe that won't break me. Best I can find are ones with funky couplings that don't fit the normal stem/slide. Or, ones that are questionable without dropping a lot of money. Any ideas? Light bulb = The bottom of the article says it's available on i-tunes. It's not. Gee, thanks for flaunting in our faces. I sure hope you feel special. I'm 5'6". And a woman. wat Expansion of heat? Oh yeah! Wouldn't have known it was photoshopped unless you said. > Wow that's fucking hilarious. It's a good thing you posted that to r/funny. 16%? I got mine in an egg after 403 chocolates. I have the strongest boner right now One of my best friends is MrGarrison. Explain his confusion, because I know it can be terribly confusing to decide whether or not to fuck your dog I'm from Puerto Rico and my wife is Dominican. My skin color is white and I have green eyes she has a darker complexion (not black but cinnamon if you will) and she has brown eyes. She has gotten asked if she was "mixed" by several strangers. But we've never really been racially singled out. Except this one time there was this one chick who kept saying that my wife was African American and kept saying it even when told she was wrong, I was about to bitch slap her (not that there's anything wrong with them Negroes, ). People with racial thoughts get all scrambled when we both start speaking Spanish! Angel has a permanent . He knows what it means THIS. True story, I babysit kids part time, and I swear to you, there was a 6-year old playing MW3. I was like Deleted Shakespeare I hear ya. Arachnophobia's a bitch GOD DAMMNIT.. I wish I was going to be in Chicago this Thursday I always miss these He did exist. That's because he's 14. Thane... ಠ_ಠ And when I murdered Mordin and then Wrex to cover it up. ಠ_ಠ ||| ON A MISSION SINCE: 2002 ||| Man, you are a pun killer How? I found the exact same thing in my employer's back-office conference room Was born in 96 and I have always called it a pound sign and I still do. When I say "pound sign" people are like "what's a pound sign?" Maybe the kid who sodomised his dog can do it for us. * * I am so upset about the fact that obvious things are being pointed out here! What do you mean by "How? "? That's just you, Horny_Troll. FAKE, NO BANANAS WERE THROWN! Thank you for explaining what have not the words for? Or maybe the dude who was having the cum punched out of his balls could do it. Not helping. Watching the lakers/clippers game the other day: "the foul is going to go against Los Angeles" youdontsay.jpg "I just want to warn you guys about **these very skilled scammers.**.........." fua's not a bust. yet... Been to catholic schools my entire life, was an atheist since the age of 10... after one teacher sprouted the line "dinosaur bones are put here by the devil to make us question our faith" .... and even a 10 year old can see that's full of bullshit. The teachers didn't like me haha. And that's why you shouldn't give them stupid ideas. Damn, want to switch metabolisms? 5'8" chick here at 170 lbs. Was 150-160 all through high school and college, the past year school-free has not helped me out any. $20, ლ( ლ) come at me bro. .....I just realized my username is the main chicks name in the movie .....actually, I'm ok with it. She's hot. Don't believe everything you read on the internet, this is a perfect example ,,,,,, wtf whale barf! Why...why...why...Who would ever think of using that in perfume... How do they even get it I see myself in this screen shot >Also, a massive at whoever scheduled an exam for a Saturday I read it in his voice and I haven't seen the show in 10 years. But... it... that's where... Reddit promised to "show me the world". Even the dark shadowy bits, apparently. I ride a motorcycle I wouldn't mind underdome if it would give you some money. It had the best music of any DLC, but the fact that you earn no money OR xp made it God I hope this isn't a personal anecdote It would. side note "lolz" is in the URL. Thanks for reposting 9gag stuff... I thought we are better than this That lolol REALLY made it funny I have had them and yes, yes I am. Oh. that's nasty.... That still doesn't confirm how much you had. Yeah FUCK OP. I posted this a while ago *with the source* and I got downvotes because people had seen it before. What the... I don't... ಠ ಠ ಠ ಠ Those aren't top 3, those mats are given away for free in a raffle I need a bigger font. thought it said pron dress. thought I was missing out on a thing. NORTH KOREA SERIOUSLY? Ooooh that's one of my lemmings!! Every time fabulous street restocks I happen to be broke, and I don't want to resort to evilbay Solar charger is much more efficient by getting right to the point. the cooker has so much middle ground (overhead) to cover. Besides, we'd have idiots putting these on electric stoves just to charge their iphone. We're constantly asked if we share boyfriends. I actually had a bf that answered, " Yes, I AM dating them both!" as he put his arm around the both of us. Things got very awkward, very fast. Me too. Why is everybody posting comics complaining about comics about cousins that want to kill them? Oh wow. This isn't an onion article. *sees username*... Dexter Don't make us wait 2-3 years between books. 1 year is agonizing enough. George R. R. Martin, I'M STARING AT YOU! Marcus Camby. LA Clippers That a pound of muscle weighs more than a pound of fat. Oh, I can never resist a man who puts me down That "demotivational" border, too You forgot to photoshop everyone's faces. I don't even... Ugh... Oh god... Bathe in semen, I guess. At least I'm not EATING it. Driving stoned. ** ** ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^^ಠ_ಠ^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^ my two year old talks to "Dende" all the time, I never thought much of it till Dende started to tell her stuff about our home that she wouldn't know about. She kept asking where the car was when we would go into the barn, I would say, "this is a barn, cars don't go here" well about a week later I am talking to a neighbor and he tells me that two residents ago in my house the man of the house killed himself in the barn in his VW bug... . This is stupid it's your brother for christ sakes... That's just what he said, "duh" ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^^ She doesn't post how much an appointment is. White rolled up sleeves, navy blue (sweater) vest, khakis with black shoes. Yes, PCs are so much more reliable. Literal phantom limbs. Or became a *REPUBLICAN *‽‽ These glitches happen on xbox too. I've had creepy head rotating, the backs of peoples eyeballs. My Femshep looks like she is pulling the face of disapproval in every other scene Good thing she was mostly renegade. Scumbag Karma: Your parent acts like an asshole, refuses to enforce safety guidelines that an child would be ignorant of. BREAK KID'S HAND. is this a love match? TL;DR? It's 10 one-sentence paragraphs. Regardless, are you not logical enough to glean the sense of scandal from the headline? Yes, because verbally harassing the clerk who has to answer the calls is a great idea. When my wife say me something I usually ask her to repeat it. She repeats the last part of the sentence and I say: please tell me the first part > Really? He could have? Its almost like I didn't address that in my original post. Oh wait! I DID. "Jimi Hendrix is art." Good argument Ugh, did you have to turn it gay!? ლ( ლ) Can not unsee I haven't read the Onion in a few years, but gees...that sounds horrific. OH GOD COOKING THAT IS SO DEMEANING TO FEMALES EVERYWHERE Get your fix Dude what the fuck. the training required to pull off a *routine* like that is where i'm coming from. If you've taken any amount of martial arts classes you'd understand that. You don't know what you're talking about Mr. internet tough guy *Ahem*... Everything becomes ok if someone comments after it with a " " face. Haha actually when I made that comment, it was literally the opposite. But somehow in the 4 hours in-between us posting out comments, shit really changed . Dammit Reddit. "I love when you call me big poppa" Shit that's better than me, this map would not help me at all. Listed my local Cricket Club as a doctor's. Yeah, a hardcore server set to superflat. "As of 2010, it has a population of 863420 and is the wealthiest **African-American** majority county in the nation." ಠ ಠ >That reminds me, is this an election year? I tile Kitchens, Bathrooms etc as a job. Last week a lady wanted the bottom half of her Bathroom wall done in wallpaper instead of the top half. I tried to tell her about the water splashing all over the wallpaper, she didn't listen. She phoned me back today asking if I can come back and tile the bottom half. And may the odds be ever in your favor. Oh god the smell... Do want   OP's username gave me new insight to that mining picture... I assumed he was eating noodles, and began waving his chopsticks whilst making the face. Thank you. Ruining some bodies' days would just be creepy. "right" 9GAG. ** ** The principal confiscated her pants and gave them to the other girl? You calling Wash stupid? ಠ_ಠ Don't you know the dirt cuts down on the fan noise, and makes it run better! My bad, still seems careless...at the speeds the other cars flew by, it didn't look like they had stop signs. I trusted they looked both ways Double team I'm wondering too. Not least because I might have drawn on an empty loo roll in the bathroom once, after a housemate used up yet another roll without replacing it. That might have been before I wrote "It is SO hard to change the roll... woe woe" on another one. Cannot be unseen. Joss, my girlfriend gave you her cell # a number of years ago at Wes. Should I be worried? Redditor for 1 day You. What have you done I dunno that's not funny. That's really sad. Oh my god, where did you find this? I hate the crosswords, so much work for always missing it by 1 So disturbing. So many levels of creep. Yeah, I've never EVER seen that before... This happened just as I was done with my shift at a fast food place I used to work at. At the time I had really long, dark hair and it was a pain in the ass to keep it up all day, so as soon as I was out of the kitchen I would let it down. I was heading towards the exit when a man, about forty years of age and a bit white trash, stops me and begins to complement my hair. Now I was used to this, it used to happen all the time, but he then begins to get all shifty. He proceeds to tell me that one of these days I *had* to let him brush and braid my hair. I give him this look: , turned around and walked away. Worst of all it was night time and I still had to wait about half an hour for my ride to pick me up. What. ಠ_ಠ The. Fuck. This was posted here about an hour ago. Yeah, come on - this is a serious forum Why was the op fapping to this??? most richest Congrats, mission accomplished, 116(ish) comments telling something you already knew. Last I checked this wasn't a "Do I look my age" sub, it was an "Am I Ugly" sub. You don't need to put the world "dollar" after a number if you use a dollar sign.... > I will be checking the build you bring maybe she's his sister when was the last time you cleaned your room... what if they store pop sideways ಠ_ಠ^ It will say 1 or fewer for any name you type. I've tried Harry Penis, Giant Asshole, Ugly Buttface, etc. They are all coming back to 1 or fewer with 116 people with the last name of Asshole which I don't really believe Or you're not spending enough time on Reddit. and in those same starving countries there are too many people....coincidence? mmmmmmmmmmm........human chops. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Nice 9Gag watermark ...not a huge? fan ?, It's terrifying. They could potentially top the Oriole's '88 season in which they started 0-21. With this look: im not a novelty account I was once riding with my whole family when my mom told my dad to quit speeding. He said he had to pee really bad and it was really hit and miss on making it home. A few minutes later he just pulled the hell over, jumped out and peed just off the road. Once he got in, my mom was doing a full and asked if he was better now. He said he wasn't really, but it was probably enough to hold up until we got home. I would for sure send that person a friend request... the most common "recommended friend" I get is some girl who hit me in the face with a claw hammer back in high school. Dude....no. Not at all. Your username makes me doubt your claim to be an honorable businessman not sure if aroused or disgusted Oh! Link karma is tricky. It's all luck it seems and knowing when your demographic will be online. I decided to abstain from link karma. It's bad for the blood. one key for 42 crates? most crates go for 1/4th of a scrap. They would look better if they dressed a bit more classy Background images as the content? Everybody is having kids or pregnant. So fucking true. I think it's funny that you or anyone would even search that. You sound like my uncle That movie was awesome Haha... The only appropriate reply: Your boyfriend is 6? Le incredible list for l'el ol' derp *me* to use for le music listening purposes. +le karmza I'm not really sure where to go with this.... Smackdown is still Tag Teams You know, I was kinda liking the internet up until now Down there... Penguinface... ** ** How the heck did &#3232;\_&#3232; end up in the URL? I need to go register www. .com right now. Forget one little "s" and get labelled a zombie. Two pieces of criticism of this photo I've heard: he isn't that attractive and it better have been the start of the race because there are old people running faster than him. to both. ##** ** notice notice The place I moved into a few months ago is *rich* with shower shelves.... but they're too close together and none of my bottles fit. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ ಠ I mean it's better to kill the baby than feel uncomfortable. Kinky pie... "Sorry about the questions to which I didn't get.". FTFY. Actually Hacking the school system so reddit was unblocked (proxies are too mainstream). The stupid part was how after I was caught (teacher looking over my shoulder) they banned me from the system and unblocked reddit a week later...apparently you could use it for "educational purposes" I read it as half 'lesbian' THANK YOU!! this is the first mention ive heard of bo^8 that ive heard of in this subreddit! that show was my childhood! altho im not sure if i could recommend a show about a cross-dressing guy who fights head-shavers using his nose hair to small children It's blacks against white. Who cares? As if we didn't have enough of a porn problem already Why did I read this post as Anal Apartments? You must be fucking retarded I read it as Half Lesbianese. WTF is wrong with me My bathroom has a carpet Mention Get High. Suddenly about Weed So....now this is in my history...... I couldn't stop wincing every time I heard a crack ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ >I see no rape, only math. Not very well-written for a "writing" site You must learn to control it ლ( ლ) >Is it just me or does it look like he has a moose knuckle... What. Comic sans... Oh, yes, and that. My bad . I hope that guy didn't barbeque himself because of my careless omission. As for covering up the wires, I always use Liquid Tape. Two coats and you're done. (just make sure you don't have any exposed wires, and paint each wire separately). License since March. I find myself doing this more and more often. I'll glance in the rearview mirrors to make sure there are no bodies in the road behind me... Redditor for 24 minutes Who the hell doesn't like horses?! That makes her pretty ugly on the inside. But then again she's got herpes...so there's that on the outside too. >But I swear, I'm now on t-minus 2 hours before some dipshit messages the other mods about how much of a fascist I am. Again. Fixed. I had the wrong permalink Seriously...who doesn't use outlet safety plugs with a baby in the house. Yea, because babies feel like turkey corpses. Must be his username... I'm trying to get a co-op placement for this summer..My resume sucks, my interviewing skills are likely worse, and i'll be finished school in less than 2 weeks Agreed. This got lame 5 years ago... But it's so lame that the numbers became invalid therefor resetting at 0. We expected it to be so lame that 0 was good compared to -9000 and therefor got a laugh I own a purple gibus which I am rather pleased about, and your comment insults me and other gibus wearers, good sir. While I to am tired of all the drama, if this true, I'm going to cut Casey Hudson's balls off and jam them down thr throat of whoever's in charge of EA. And then u post this on imgur Not to rain on anyone's parade, but if the water was so clear wouldn't we be able to see the line at the front of the boat in the water? True, I believe the purpose of a beta testing period would be... i dunno... *testing* I haven't, but also at Big 4. A partner who's office is directly behind me specializes in it. All I know is that he's a genius (made partner in something like 6 years). He also doesn't even give me the time of day. Do all employees know about every item you said was on the secret menu? I'm afraid I'll ask for a root beer float and the chick behind the counter will just tell me "....what? we don't sell those here " D: Assuming there is no tax for simplicity, your final bill is 99 cents. Since stupid questions are ON the menu, you would order them, and the restaurant would supply them. It's not a fee. Winter is Coming special attack - This wasn't a GSL joke? Thanks miss. This has caused a lot of heartache. As an atheist I'm quite surprised by how powerfully religion can still affect me and reach into my little world. This is what I did.. With 50 chickens. Needless to say we've been eating a lot of chicken. Dear god NOOOOOOOOOOOO. That made me cringe and squirm My ex did amateur night there once I liked it more when Honour was spelt with a U. Please let that be Kool-aid. 5h? Ah I've must of played with you on BF3 Artificial flavors... Thanks for sharing... If you love yordles so much, why isnt your icon one "I like that!" god I cant wait for the new season. I want to get a workaholics tank top but I can't find them anywhere I just thought my eyes needed replacing cause I couldn't read the paragraph of who it was addressed to at all.... , If you're going to be the type of douche to throw flex pics in your profile....at least be jacked. That's all I'm saying. Yeah...the person suffering from cancer and might be dying wants to take time from hanging out with their loved ones to try some casual internet dating. Software engineer and software engineering student This was funny. But they sell coke ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Now I have to wait for TWO pages to load and click TWICE in order to see an image? Ooh, yeah, giant deal. Because typing ~20 words and hitting Enter is *such* a big deal. Might actually have to NOPE a pair of tits. The title of this post implies that sexist = awesome. I just had one of these on Monday. Client is trying to work from home but getting an error that he can't log into our domain. He calls the helpless desk and they change his domain password the dispatch a ticket. I... I just... I ಠ_ಠ at your usage of . Lear? King Lear or least? Not linking to the background For those of you who are too thick to get it, it isn't all that fun for her to be bombarded with questions about her blindness. Last night, those very questions drove her off tumblr for the night, so seriously, chill the fuck out. This is what is wrong with America right now Your username... The Samurai can talk using farts... ಠ ಠ ಠ ಠ In some ways, in some ways no. Followed up with " ". ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ lmao, if the needles got snapped because they were stepped on then yes, yes you should stop leaving them on the floor . If you are snapping them while you are knitting, remind me not to shake your hand... What makes you think his satire is any less "correct" for picking another religion? Damn. Sorry, I don't know you, you're probably ok and everything, but I've had a bad day and this " " comment of yours is unbearably annoying. In what way did his satire pick the wrong religion? In what way does the use of "patriarchy" for the catholic church make his satire wrong. I don't know, have you ever considered that he used that word on purpose? DA FUQ How the fuck does the thumbnail relate to the title What a Great meta for life. Gradual_Pervert In the expansion yea I bet he's used to it by now Still there to protect the motor. It's not anything to be all about. if people could eat people, i bet they would 4 year project! That was copied from the donation page. Does this mean Doublelift and Hotshot have to share beds and Chauster with Becca? ANOTHER one of these things? I think they might succeed in getting 95% done (if the electrician stops showing up at 11am ) , the problem is to move in 120 people on Friday we need to get our switches in and tested, the fiber in, terminated, and tested, the printers in and tested. The office people need to clean, move in cleaning supplies, kitchen supplies, office supplies, etc. There is no way we can prep the office for people to move in Friday afternoon. JEEZ those are gorgeous. I really wish they weren't so stupid expensive in the U.S. - I think they're more along the lines of $200 here "Inbread" Not only that, but way to politicize the sport, MLB. What have we wandered into? Obvious troll but, I just have to say: if you're a CS major, your entire career revolves around making and fixing code. Telling people to fix it themselves is like a surgeon saying he's tired of everyone wanting their appendix removed when it's infected & to do the surgery yourself. During group prayer everyone will have their heads bowed so no one will know you don't, and if someone does look up give them the old and they will put their head down immediately. We can try our best, but when you see/hear a name like Quadrashayla, the automatic response is . *sigh* I try though, really! Protip: Don't delve into the comments section. No. Noone remembers that one. my cat is inbred. his dad is also his grandfather. The cake is a lie You... hate... guinea pigs? Buying your 13 year old sister rum? No. I don't want yet another subreddit I need to visit. well yeah, it's going to be hard to download another browser when there isn't one installed to begin with. Dont quote me on this but I think they are called spides because they used to wear tight clothes like spiderman..... can not un-hear ಠ ಠ Why the ? Ew. ಠ ಠ Seems like it is missing a lot of peripherals to consider it a battle station. But spelling "hot" like "hawt" is neither "hot" nor "hawt". those aren't finger puppets Sick people need love too man I'm from Dublin and also enjoy pokemon and doctor who Matt Smith and Mew forever in my heart :') Whoa man, cancer is no joke You sir (or madam) have obviously never seen Blackpool's coastline. Last time I was there the tide was leaving sewage scum on the beach. downvote for spoiler I can understand allowing food, but why would any place allow smoking inside Or, as I witnessed yesterday, telling the entire class you live in a tent and that's why you couldn't do the assignment. Of course they're British....where else would you see a black guy swinging at a butterfly with a baguette NOOOOOPE. I'd end up kickin' that whorse in the face if it tried to say hi... I think. Moffat hinted someone dies during a encounter with the Angels. Probably Amy and Rory. wtf happens if a zerg drops 4 banelings in a mineral line? Free 30 workers killed even faster... cuz they don't have to be deployed Barnes & Noble... $15.50 for a lightly used copy. (15 seconds on google). Personally, I hate it when someone comments with just this stupidity: She's not a GM.. tbf, it was front paging last week, which may be why you're getting downvotes. Downvotes for not frequenting Reddit enough AD karthus? Wow .. I really hope that's not the standard I sometimes wonder if this will happen to me. Then I wonder if it will happen because I keep thinking about it. But then I remembered if I don't over-think it, it wont come true. Sometimes it still does. I guess because im still thinking about it. I'm fairly short for a girl (5'0") so I'm not completely sure why I'm browsing this subreddit....but hey. Thought you might want the short perspective; my SO's got a foot on me and it's awesome...to an extent. There's always the problem of him not being able to put his arm around my waist or shoulder, we can't walk in tandem cos I've to got make 1.5-2 strides for everyone one of his (I'm short because my legs are super short and he's tall for the opposite reason) and he can't really rest his head on my shoulder nor vice versa when we hug standing up. There's some very nice things too though. I fit perfectly under his chin which is cute, he can easily pick me up and carry me around, I get to see things from a completely different perspective when I get piggy back rides and I can easily curl up on his lap or chest when we snuggle. And a last note, it's super frustrating when he decides to mess with me when I want a kiss, all he has to do is not tilt his chin . End rant. And he supposedly carried all the sickness of the world on the cross...! not sure why people post pics of home made food that looks good, but don't post recipes.. Yeah, I ate at like 3 different ones and none of them were what you just described Both of those are Windows only, I believe. I contacted SQLYog once to inquire about a Mac version, and they sent me instructions on how to run a VM. **ಠ ಠ** Or is that just what Israeli intelligence wants you to think I was using google maps on my phone at a red light once and I didn't realize I was next to a cop. He briefly flashed his lights and gave me this stare Yeah, what does the black man know about racism? Clearly your white, privileged opinion must be more valid than mine. Didn't know I was brainwashed my whole life. I don't understand why this is getting DVd for being the original THIS IS WHY REPOSTS ARE ON THE FRONT PAGE Had a similar experience. Just finished sweeping up the dining room in front of a group of people waiting to be seated. They then proceeded to go to the salad bar and drop stuff all over the floor. Not just a couple crumbs or a little lettuce leaf, but about 2 plates of salad. my face got all... I recently did a 3 hour stopover in Dubai from Thailand and had loaded up on all types of drugs recommended to me from keen Thai pharmacists to help me sleep. I think tryptanol was one of them. I must've been looking pretty jellied in departures... I imagine the alternate meme of "every girl's worst nightmare" where a group of shitty looking asshole guys are standing around laughing. The caption reads "She was so drunk, she thought I was wearing a condom!" Hilarious > expat Matt Forte: Da crabs assassin you're making making things up >But I am sure you have no problem asking an applicant to piss in a cup...fucking hypocrite. ...You missed a word. What? My speakers were on super loud and porn started playing from this link. no, I don't believe so... Pre nerf twitch and eve. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I will end you. Likewise, except with League of Legends. He should be forced to carry to full term. 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The rapist 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We don't need racist trolls on this subreddit why is nobody mentioning Ron Paul? he's the only candidate saying to neuter the FED, the organization responsible for the all of the previous bailouts! Whatever you say, left-enant. Det är poängen It's just stuck with me from playing MMOs for so long. I like saying it, so what? Founder of Global Geek News...never heard of the Sega Master System... This, however, would look excellent with that working NES controller table that I have seen posted about 10 times. >So....are you confirming that SRS is all ugly lesbians? $7 shipping to Canada? Am I seeing this right? I'm paying $57 for a new board? That's tight. Thanks OP, for making me want to buy a shit load of product right now . But really thanks for posting dude! Fiddle,when i would fight him his hp doesnt even move and im dying ಠ_ಠ and when he ultied we all died,i was so scared to even be in the same game with a fiddle player.Olaf too FUCK i would lane vs him and hed just hit me with lightning i would lose half my hp,and tried to stack armor,nope still died and he would run away with his 4k hp and atmas did you know that if a game uses GFWL and your country is *not* supported by GFWL, then you *cannot* buy that game on Steam? yeah, story of my life. It must have been the same guy Naaah, that makes college too easy **Being fluent in every language in existence is not a very specific skill .** ** ** Once i saw wheelchair at the religious losers table, i went full WHAT THE FUCK?! Why the fuck would you block 9gag,,,way better than this reddit shit. honestly wats so bad about 9gag?! !??! -_- now why did i watch this before going to bed? Half of Americans apparently don't understand the difference between the words "Mandate" and "Regulate"... are all these edits really necessary... [Book Spoiler]( /b " " ) Not sure if novelty or necessity. Uh huh, sure. Creepin' McCreepsalot That is some CSI enhancements right there > I will destroy you! "...where exactly does it say that Manson assaulted or killed anyone?" Fake and repost. ಠ_ಠ. ಠ_ಠ This is why I always look up what kind of spider it is before I kill it. I live in Houston and this is the first I've ever heard of this Evangelicals have been splitting hairs on this topic so they can save face with their doctrine while not being totally ousted as bigots by the rest of us. "Go ahead and be gay, just as long as you suppress the chemical-driven emotions that strongly urge you to have sex from the ages of 13 to 60" Haha that would be me (researching and then getting killed)...now I question whether my sword was used in murder or not beat me to it, tummy No that´s why 12xx-14xx is the worst elo to be in . And you've clearly never heard of off-site recording apps like Qik, either. Sir, I was kidding. I was expecting to see a dick. I'm 6'4 but only have a 32" inseam...fuck that rule . I especially like the close ups of the body hair... was defiantly necessary to include in this album stfu BruinBlunts, you suck at trolling Oh, the memories, Billy breaking all of the fingers on his hand..... Not to be a total tool myself but I had to overcome my (what I consider) rational fear of walking through a minefield... Although by the time I confronted this fear in my head we were already in the middle of the damn thing. I wish there was a Gif of GarrusxMaleShepard. . .Garrus is hawt ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ^ I swear to god this is posted verbatim every single time he posts. ENOUGH I can tell you that I've showed up at 12:45 and it was too late. maybe you will gang-banged Stop spamming that everywhere. Funnyjunk If it's not broken don't fix it. I didn't want to be the one to bring it up but the microwave can work but you are walking a very fine line and even then your not going to get a good "sample" of your new crop. You have waited this long wait another 4 days you *are* on r/alienblue Good for you. I don't think she cared.. defiantly I hate you so much for the gear highlighting when hovering over a box; After realising this happened I had to hover over each one so that they highlighted in order. Who did you call? Apparently news12 did not care... I did lawyer up... I was advised not much can be done due to no physical harm was done... If I were to prove mental harm, she would have to go to therapy and what not... Not worth it.. On a side note.. Did you get the letter today? ಠ_ಠ That's London Yup, same here. Imagine how pissed my friends were who pre-ordered it. That joker character is boss though.... We don't joke about things like that. >Which one of you /r/feeters did this? No, it wouldn't be because Lion is pirated. It happens you're (in you case *also*) running a pirated app. I was about 15 at the time, I worked as a cashier in a grocery store and I was in the restroom on break. Two girls walk in, and start talking at sinks, I absent-mindedly tune into their conversation and hear one ask the other.."So I saw this boy I liked last night at the movies, (blahblah)" ..."Oh really? How did that go?blahblah" ..."Well, it was weird..do you ever get the feeling that you have to take a massive shit when you see a guy you like?" Second girl then responds..."OMG YES! All the time! Its like he says Hi and my stomachs like..'Ok Amber, time to drop the biggest shit of your life!' '' ........................ Well, you could always torrent it ლ( ლ) Not gonna happen. You said a short list of questions. Also, If your thinking about being an engineer you should get use to doing research on your own. I know what Vegemite (or what us Limey-taught buggers call Marmite) is. I'm just saying... well... bleh. Nice job refs, nice job. ok then. ^^^^^ That person was *very* observant Ha ha ha ha a sticker was placed on a game label which covers up a part of a word to make it look like a different word. Ha. Ha. Ha. But guys, think of your gamerscore!! You'll be earning so many achievements off this game for sure! Got a wife? That can change. Thanks for the review texacer_head... Well shit.. we try and help Earth out, and what do we get in return..cancer! I'm starting to think that microorganisms and planet Earth are just conspiring to kill us all Why would someone Google that!?!? I only have one dimple I just hope he didn't do what my prof did for my final today. He made the True/False section worth 42% of final exam, and for the questions that are false you have to correctly answer why it is false - or it's wrong . ^^^^^ 8=D You're right - she's just walking in a dress with a see through top and bottom that doesn't even go half way down her thighs I'd say that guy does, now, about 1.81mil Utahans. Oh you.. So true haha! In college, my classmates would see me doing the math homework and be all "lolz, u know he doesnt check teh hw rite??" ...and then they'd bitch about how difficult the exams were, while I found them rather easy I actually do live on the jersey shore and when i visit my relatives down south thier friends are always like " OH LOL DO YU KNO THE SITUATION LOL?" my exact reaction: Posted twelve ares ago and still no edit. You mean you sell the crack and you let others smoke it? Under the above logic.... You're just as responsible ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Yeah, because it's totally relevant that they're black Karma doesn't mean shit. I can say what I like here - It's not some contest for "the most likes" I don't care if I get downvoted to oblivion and I didn't piss anyone off. This calls for double the I'm up voting the fu*^ing shit outta this. Funny as shit and true I can't be the only one here that thinks it's weird to collect empty video game boxes. *note to self: stay out of Florida.* Sounds like my first kiss, too. We were watching a movie and cuddling on the couch. I decided that I would just give him a kiss on the cheek. No biggie. Well he decided to return the favor. Cool. Well, five minutes go by and next thing I know, we're making out. Cue ihavenoideawhatimdoing.jpeg. I just kinda let him do what he wanted to do and then would copy what he did. It was such an awkward experience. Later that night, as we were saying our goodbyes, he told me I was a "really good kisser." Might have been a year or two earlier, I don't quite remember. The *atrocity* is still there, though. Yeah but it's NOT Carnegie Mellon Who? I'm guessing the daughter of parents that would buy their eight grader a Macbook. Traded 3 hp pots for a necro. The guy was actually yelling "SELLING NECRO 3 HP" and nobody was trading him . What? Someone else have already made identical designs? What a strange coincidence! I would agree that meth and other truly harmful things should indeed be banned, and even if they were to temporarily become "re-legalized" or whatever term you might use to describe what it would mean to use this so-called loophole; my guess would be that they would come to be truly banned in short order. If I'm not mistaken, I believe the DEA as well as state pharmacy boards have the authority to institute a temporary ban on a substance to allow time for research to determine its effects. For example, here in Oregon our state pharmacy board has done this with several chemical used for making Spice, and I would think a similar approach could be used to deal with other drugs. Its also conceivable that they could do this with cannabis as well, but one would think (or at least hope ) that drugs that are actually dangerous might be given somewhat higher priority than something so benign as pot. If the goobermint were to truly investigate the effects of cannabis and truthfully report the results of their studies... well I think we Ents know what would probably happen next :) >Ely in inv A community for 1 year. Get a girlfriend > "And my axe" ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ The text is very prominent on the picture, and yet you managed to misspell it in your submission title? Or help him finish... when i'm talking, my friends all point out that i speak with a thick chicago accent. i'm from california. Flyer's in game 6. And this is coming from a rangers fan! I don't know if that's either really smart or just...I don't even... 21 here and around 15 all the time In the military so i have to stay shaven. Well, if your peeing is like the earth shaking, then... "scarey" Allow me to respond with a simple emoticon. You're humiliated yet you have no humility. Dude, get some humility. Seriously, you're humiliating yourself with every comment. who are you who is so wise in the ways of science? "temporary emotional pain" I couldn't help but read this in the voice of Patrick Bateman after about a third of the way through. >It has nothing to do with the 11th grader. Stay away from him. "...very definitely..."? God forbid something that was meant as a gimmick so 2 people could play their PS3 on the same TV at the same time isn't up to par with someone wanting to use it on their fucking PC 15:24 "Lynux" He means rubber, as in condoms. Coffee and a smoke. American. But i am also arabic, so i drink Arabica, so the other half isnt jealous. ಠ ಠ Episode I sucks really? ovaltine in my country is a chocolate milk drink Y U no ascend glove? Are you implying Tali is disabled? I keep trying to chat up guys that look like they're early-30s (I'm 26), only to be met with "Oh, you're a baby" or the like, and then they never tell me how old they are out of embarrassment or something. 20 comments in the thread. 17 of them are replies to a troll. IE And I have to sleep knowing those things could be crawling on my face. was gonna buy a single but $6.00 shipping? Boston subway . Tsk tsk. I call BS, it was set up. The mantis looks half dead. 1:00, She gives the giant a boner. Are you suggesting his resolution is too small to be a scout trooper? (I know, it was a shitty pun) The number of upvotes right now is 1942... ORRRRRR.....just be interesting instead of lying to women. Screenshot of the sky.... I think I just came. /r/Spacedicks That's borderline "like this if x" We don't do shoutouts on reddit Pretty much every comment on this post is disgusting thus far. There weren't any really, but when Xin was released... Oh my god. I was Malphite with like 200 armor, then I wondered into a brush and BOOM! There was a Xin'zhao there who 3-shot me This makes me proud to be Scottish, just gotta deep-fry it now You don't seem to get the joke Captain Obvious Oh yeah, I completely forgot about the totally reasonable people is SRS... Why is that a thing. How in any way is that picture proof? mfw nobody knows Freddie Wong How about the ability to delete that information in fact I may as well ask now: does everybody experience gifs playing slowly after initially clicking them, or do I need to fire the hamster who runs on his wheel to power my internet connection? If I find out i'm in a minority... Higher up someone said "I bet his KD sucks" One bid. Imagine the look people would give me the moment they realized that was engraved on there. $20 for a 1 day pass? Ends at 7:30pm? Wish it worked on buffed Pyros. 9th grade or so they where the shit and some people thought my Overkill shirt with Chaly on it was Avenged Sevenfolded's shitty knockoff . yeah, *some* people > Read all of these at once, so much awareness and odd feelings Thank you for ruining my mid-morning snack of hummus and baby carrots. Oh look my computer is humming.... Lol are you serious or is this a joke ? Malphite,dont know why exactly but i tought he sucked,i also hated Teemo he was that one 400hp champ that u could 1hit,his ulti was garbage,poison didnt stack and the blind dart was terrible...oh boy i was wrong when everyone started ap teemo those shrooms hurt alot still do,hes my main now But I want the girls . "There is even a chance you have tasted some ass, since it shows up in salami." What? Am I the only one where this is actually true? thats carnage I love Drell adept for this reason ... I choose him when I see another Adept/Sent/Vanguard in the group ... then I see a Widow and Claymore in their load out WTF DID YOU PUT A GUN ON HIS HEAD??? And he doesn't even start 100% of the time Strangely hot picture. I didnt even see that I have to suffer through it from West Loop all the way out to 88 (to Aurora)... everyday... twice a day... just a small car had sticker of /r/denver on the back, and a little I wouldn't know "Adult Novel" I don't think that's how legs work. ಠ ಠ Or you could just flank them.. At a local football game a couple college aged guys walked up to my friend and me.One of the guys asked if I was my friend's mother.I was 14 when this happened . This breaks the first rule of /r/pics. Merci, but I'm scared of showing my face for privacy reasons! Fun fact, I downvoted everyone who agrees that this is a cap. Everyone else, have a free upvote. And please don't let this post rise any higher wow... If you have ~15 cables that will work wonders for you I go back and forth from dubstep to white noise on loop. The latter is not a band name it really is a looping of white noise. Problem is, that you may not know what they like. But I'd say everyone loves candy. I'd bring some of those CSB... This feels suspiciously like karma whoring You forgot the . And your not sharing? dat Wario Like the title says, it was years ago. You really think I would be on shreddit as a skier?... Just finished up my 9th season on a board. Abba the motherfucking dancing queen got inducted ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ He must have followed him home. German accent is considered attractive anywhere in this world? This needs to be 'Shitty_Watercolour'ed. I don't like the look of the Reddit Aliens Arm behind that cat That looks a lot like my old gym teacher from high school We had a guy in the office who would come in with his buttons misaligned by 1 button at least one day a week. He would never fix it While you and I don't really have a problem with it, I made this because I over heard a woman at my job talking to her coworker about taking a trip to the Poconos, and complaining that they don't have attendants to pump your gas out there. My only thought was Thank you for this contribution Are you actually downloading porn? What are you, 100 years old? What the fuck indeed I agree with you entirely. It's why when people are like "OMG it's so creepy he took his stillborn baby home to his kids wtfbbq" I always tell them to hold up since: A) It's his family's business, and he wasn't abusing his office/power to do so. Perhaps in a way his kids really did appreciate it, as opposed to just "We're just gonna deposit the baby here...aaaaand it's gone." (south park ftw XD ). Also, as I've never lost a child myself, I would never judge anyone actions in dealing with the grief (not saying it's not weird to me, but again, never been there so I just let it go) B) Why are we wasting time with that, when people need to know about what you mentioned above (which even I didn't know so thanks) and the fact that he tried to give his kids an education in a state they technically weren't living in **on the states dime**, as well as being voted one the three most corrupt senators in 2006. I used to live in PA when he was senator (I actually lived nearby where he got his JD) and trust me, I undersand how fucked up this guy is (and why he lost his office). says the guy *named* anti_SRS. I did. I was repeatedly rolled by high masters players. I'm not even diamond It's sad skyrim can't function on this schematic.. The schematic being that you can OUTLEVEL something and still encounter it Oh yes because your fans are notorious for all being Scouse. Yo se. [](/rcockatrice) "It's unacceptable and unworthy of support, but you know what, we support it!" Way to go, fellas. all you will need is the stamp tool. And patience . If I was asking for cliches I would have... PCP Yeah but i mean if I didn't show up they would know about it so that part doesn't make since. Not to mention I live not 5 minutes where I have to be whereas downtown Memphis is 45 minutes with traffic. Do that many people really return books? I feel like returning a book after reading it would be like returning socks or something. Just suck it up as a regretted purchase... Or take it to a used bookstore You don't even know what my heatsink is... unless... thank you:) their collection of products make me think so to.. selling some pokemon charmander ornament for 12,999 Oh great. Poop Burgers *Maybe* an R8? Keddenys nice confederate flag. Where is the bottom half of this picture ** ** My cousin fancies himself a bit of a guru. He turned up one night wearing black hi-top reeboks, grey jeans and a nice shirt with french cuffs (untucked) with some flashy cuff links. I took the piss all night and he still thinks I was joking.... Don't stop smiling. 'Once in office' ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ You're one of them. Hahaha. That made me feel a bit better about my car. It really... does look like one. Hmm... Easy to get addicted to as well, Apes with cellphones shouldn't be driving I was confused at first because I though he hit the plate continuously with his forehead Robots have the right to make me a sammich I say this only half jokingly, but I don't know that I'd trust a program to auto-update my windows machine if the authors of said program can't auto-update their own webpage's home screen . Awwww! When I heard that I just went You shouldn't worry about your karma at all. People can make plenty of incredibly useful and intelligent comments, and still end up having less karma than someone who just snipes threads with obvious responses - for example someone who replies to a comment saying "Relevant username" or . My computer is already windows I came for the pics It's a shame that the flow of such a great game has to get ruined by all these shitty commercials. Pop-up bullshit survey winning chance leading to reboot ** ** Nopeeee. The girl I'm currently seeing is almost making me feel inadequate haha. Fortunately I get turned on by turning the girl on....and she's always good to go. I guess I just figured out how to push her buttons because (we've only been dating for 5 weeks now) but our sessions usually go for 2-3 hours when she hangs out at my house (she's 20 and lives with her parents ) but we'll have like 2-3 sessions of that length while she's over too then. It's pretty good cardio actually haha. I'm lucky enough to have started getting back in pretty good shape (I'm a personal trainer) a month or so before I met her so I can PHYSICALLY keep up.....just um...well yeah she gets alot of attention and i'm glad to give it haha. Dammit, DeJuan! You are so bad and so good at the same time Ultimate surrender A Link to the Past, because it's the best game ever made and I want to be buried with my cartridge Who's keeping tabs on me...?! You really know how to creep a person off you know that? Sorry but you brought an oz of weed to school...more than once? And opened the lid in class? Forever alone well that's because it's not funny. It's been 5 hours, and I see no results Man, I've just gotten used to the new controls that I don't even remember really what the old system was like. It's bad luck for me to see this before my wedding day. So we're encouraging a fellow redditor's cocaine usage? ** ** I can't fathom the amount of stupid in this video. ** ** by making a generalization that's blatantly false? thanks for nothing. Very nice car you have there.. It depends. My only internet is from tethering my phone's 3G. Right now, I'm able to watch it with some stuttering/freezes here and there (or I was during Nony vs DarkForce - as I'm typing this, the stream has cut out ) , but that's not always the case. How.... Why... It was on FX or something once and I decided to turn it on and give it a chance. The first thing I see is a bunch of people playing some sort of high speed baseball. I put on my face and went back to Scrubs re-runs. And I thought the yellow was his game boy peeing on him Things have indeed taken an deviant twist. shouldn't of been a goal sorry, I don't see a control-f on my iPhone... LETS NOT FORGET ABOUT BIOSHOCK. "even among post-docs" "Dafuq kind of Chihuahua is this?" FTFY: Teenagers that go on 9gag ~~and think they're legion~~ I was banned from there after my second post. I responded to a really stupid post with something like "Seriously? " i don't understand how that's being racist (and i'm chinese and often subject to the strange "positive-racism" that so many redditors like to use). a **lot** of asians prefer to use a more american name when they are comfortable with english. i would almost certainly say that his name would explain his grammar error, since that makes it easy to see that english just isn't his first language -- korean is. i'm not entirely sure why wigglez1 used but i mean i don't think he's being intentionally racist in the slightest, more that you're just being overly-sensitive, for lack of a kinder word. sorry My only question is; how is this considered "sheltering"? I'm sorry but you look like Blade now...and this ain't a vampire game. Everything seems pretty consist-- 1:48 You haven't had sex yet. are men scared of you or something? I read this as "Jenna Jameson" and thought it was a XXX game always hating on the black ones Foam party? Not sure if DEA agent Furries Texan here. My grandma usually says the blessing and it usually ends with her and all the older folks crying for 5 minutes. Not sure if trolling or making dean reference Was expecting scissors. That works too though I guess... Everyone could see you as you were in your house. My younger sister tans all the time (fortunately my parents don't let her use tanning beds). Whenever we try and tell her that it's bad for her, she just brushes it off with a "YOLO!" o_o | Goatse.... I'm also curious... I preordered it assuming that I'd get the game, since every other US promotion is also carried in Canada *Personal project? Well, I can get to that tomorrow. I have a vague idea of the next step I want to tackle, so the fact that I've at least thought about wanting to work will prevent me from feeling guilty about my inaction.* You're at the AMX M4 and the T29 ? Holy shit, dude, easy choice - the 50-100. That's when you get a frickin *autoloader* heavy. Also, while the T32 isn't *bad*, you have the same gun as T29 which is a . The T29 is hands down the best T7 heavy, while the T32 is strictly mediocre. However, while the AMX M4 is mediocre at best, the AMX 50-100 is an absolute monster. Once you learn the gamestyle you'll be reaping huge amounts of cash and exp. Most of these comments: Don't suffer the fools. about 75% of the time an autistic person types something online, they get replies from the parent of an autistic kid saying "you must be high-functioning, my kid will never be like you, he's very very diseased' etc. Preeeetty sure I wanna be that panda right about now. > Because it's so normal to fap to children's books actors. Predator missile God damnit... No problem, that's where I'm going to look when I eventually buy a SSD. For now I'm dual-booting off an HDD. There was a friend of mine in HS that wasn't popular at all. One leg shorter than the other and a lisp. Into cars and loud music. He got picked on a lot by 3/4 of the school. Fast forward 10 years. He is retired. All he will say is that he was working for the right company at the right time. His Facebook feed is empty for months at a time. Then full of pictures of his latest mountaineering expedition. You all would hate him. He didn't like cats. He was always talking about a 10,000 volt cat fence. Huh ? Your ass gets bigge- wat? It's only eight or so a year since I've been having sex. They really build up faster than you think when you get drunk a lot and have low standards that thing eats baby gators Came here to post this Jesus she's all photoshop Thanks. They were in high school. How does someone get to that age and not know better? Fish. They're fine to look behind glass, but when I'm out in the ocean or in some sort of body of water I freak the shit out if I see one near me I know! I always count in my head the time they have left, and I always finish before the show/film does. Wow, I'm such an idiot. I thought New Orleans was in Florida THANK YOU! Thank you for saying this! I am SICK of how people say we use the C bomb all the time. It pisses me off greatly! ಠ ಠ Lies... I watched the longer version.. he died. 36 PEOPLE IN A GAME... WTF Watermarks Think about your comment for a bit... Nuri Sahin >It just a toke bud, I can smoke *all* the time. Ahhh, if a guy fucks a drunk girl it can be called rape. > I have to problem pointing out specific groups (Tea Party ) that are repugnant to me Hahahah, great jo... what, no joke? Yeah you're kid... what. Seriously, wha... You are literally time-traveling Hitler. This is probably much better advice! I will practice my disgusted face. Basically this : This article is bad in so many ways. >Bought and installed Cooler Master's Hyper 212 EVO (installing this wench was the hardest part of building my entire PC ) So much this. >I'M INTERNALISING A COMPLICATED SITUATION IN MY HEAD She either wants support or asks if your best friend is single.. I read that as "one of my wife's attractive friends" and I all over. Just as many syllables, but still. ಠ ಠ Dear God. hmm you are now making me search for 'botttom culture' Indoctrinated primitives. ಠ ಠ And now you have reminded me that you went on to make Alien vs Predator, and Alien vs Predator 2. Primitives. ಠ ಠ ಠ ಠ I asked for an ereader for my last birthday... It's saved me so much money. Holy crap - be warned this is possibly upsetting - WTF central. Is this a fairly common kind of assault, saying 'I will be the last person you ever see?' - Anyone have the tabs for this? You son of a bitch, i was so in to it i even went closer to the screen. then BAM i jump back fall out of my chair and my boss laughs at me. upboat koreans conspiring against NaNi I'd go on to point out she did not leave the room afterwards, she returned to the closet, she's still there once the screen goes dark I'm at work and right after i saw this i killed it laughing, before this i just fell out of my desk chair. I'm getting fired today no doubt in my mind. Really dude? Friend asked to borrow a PA for a Amnesty benefit (called "jamnesty for amnesty" ) like a decade ago. Mostly comprised of punk and hardcore bands about (and my crappy radiohead wannabe band got to play, probably strictly because we had a PA.) It was your garden variety DIY dance hall show people romanticize about for some reason. Since it was a punk-show, there were the traditional dozen bands on the bill for one evening. About 7 bands in, a local metal band named Twelve Tribes starts playing and the singer starts wildly swinging our 58 around in a helicopter like fashion like you do in 2002 and gradually lets more slack out of the mic cable until it smashes into the crappy tripodded PA cab. It actually broke open the grill a bit, but a replacement grill and 10 years later, it still works. Someone has never left the burbs... So what? Someone left a beanbag chair in front of the...wait a second . At first I thought, nsfw wtf, but then, oh! unf Fuck, i just watched this during uni and i literally jumped up..damn you "penile fracture" Sigh... I posted this exact same post couple days ago. And only 3 comments for me ಠ ಠ In *my* old empire, I would have taken great joy in flaying you alive, and then feeding your entrails to my pet Thresher Maw while you watched. right, Im sorry my marriage doesnt qualify as long enough for you. Would it help to say we been best friends/dated for 8 years? Did you try Google? I did and it returned a ton of results. You do not have Thermodynamics trained Lemme guess, he has inherited $100,000,000 and you just need his accout details. Instagram 12-13? The fact that Doduo/Dodrio is half flying always confused me. Oh ok, so this ostrich-pokemon without any wings can fly, but **Charizard** can't ? ಠ ಠ ಠ ಠ Garrus, you're my bro and all, but quit hugging my blueberry waifu. Send them an empty envelope? Or a note with on it. But that's the poi... Oh, The 1-10 scale is not supposed to refer to age. All glory to hypnotoad ....I'm pretty sure I would have beaten the shit out of you I mean, I wouldn't laugh it off like "oh it's just my boyfriend haha" I would think it's some creeper on mission to kill me ಠ︵ಠ And the Barca fan population in /r/RealMadrid is about equal to the Madridista population . Need to try that last one for a cheer-leading routine. You took a LOT of ideas from Etho. (Ethoslab) **ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ** Yahg disapproval I wish I knew better formatting of stacking the eyes. Don't forget polar bear cafe Yeah yeah.. mrmrm.. , Now i wanna make more Digimon memes. "it's just a game !" Well dam Pretty much how i feel about my MvC3 and Soul Cal 5. Welp! back to the game i spent $15 bucks on! ಠ ಠ Why you watermark cool possible new background Extreme That they are about to ruin with a fucking prequel The quality is too good for the shitty VGA camera on the iPad. I wonder what your wrestling looks like... I never thought if that, when i do everyone on the line will be like, ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Right...hey what's that idiom.....'straw that broke the camels back'???? "Fair Tax". Why does Death yell? It makes for a somewhat exhausting read. Could you explain the relevance of the quote? I don't get its point. However I also disagree with it. Just because concepts don't have physical form does not make them all equal. Contract or not, this is not exactly a display of Christ-like kindness Well, unfortunately I probably can't go. I'm saying it like this: I'd *like* to go, however I'm 14 and my parents probably wouldn't approve me going to a concert with a stranger that I encountered on the Internet. "Why is this not being reported?" asks Darren of *story on the Washington Post website.* Yeah, some pictures like that get burned into your memory, when anyone ever mentions him that's all I can see... Nice description, I thought I'd forgotten that one for good, read this and my brain was like "oh THAT one, let me replay it for you in full" Why did you google Morgan Freeman's Daughter? This is how all my cars look on forza I read the title as "baby potato." >I came. Why are you starting the Companions at level 3 I lol'ed right, hang them upside down ... how exactly would you do that? I guess you could affix tiny magnets to the bottoms ... ... errr... It's for questing! ...yay *Mother of Notch. Using a lighter Interesting take on brotherly love ಠ_ಠ... 19days. 100,000+ comment karma..... me = now hungry :\ ლ( ლ) People who are already DJing don't buy new gear? >Oh, so that instance WAS made to farm chests! Gotcha Not at this rate we're going 'when the cops phones, asking him to head down to the Fremantle police station so he could be charged with assult' I never understood why the East and West never had the balls to go at it. Or to make it even more film-adaptation worthy, each timezone should confusingly declare war on the others. Damn pacific/central time getting new TV episodes first... The Bible isn't real? The book definitely exists, my wife reads it every Sunday... ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Okay, good, I feel a little better. My expression while reading the original post was -_- followed by 0_o, then , and finally lolwatfired ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Your username ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ so...you just carry around a body bag so you can shoot an insult? that's just counter productive right there >Of course your form of legitimate land ownership doesn't impose itself on others... Wow. Exactly...I live in BR and of all the places to get crawfish...Joe's?? ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Do you have some form of obnoxious internet-based Tourettes, or what? I actually blew my own mind a few months ago when I realized that International House of Pancakes and IHOP were the same thing. I'm 21 your username... With glowing hearts we see thee rise, Spoilers. Nice Seriously, you have never felt this: Have a seat over there. ...and they stock it with Bud Light. iTouch? Are you a 10-year-old? Nowhere. 2,000 upvotes, 7,000 likes, 302 views You're mean, but still absolutely correct. 6 figure income and he thinks his life is "over". 1 mile = 5,280 feet North Korea's blew up at 94 miles up. That's 496,320 feet. approx 4 times the height the rocket reached in this video. No need for apologies friend...Unless you blatantly stole my post to try to steal my spotlight but you wouldn't do that to a fellow MGS fan would you? lol At a shooting range? You gon' get shot, boy. JaMarcus Russell!? Really!? They prefer to be called African American rectangles. Erm, to keep my trousers up.... [](/rangel " ") &#3232;\_&#3232; aw, this is sweet! although now i keep thinking about pork-scented men's underwear. TIL there is a MurderPedia i think ive seen this before.... >It was a joke Outlets usually don't go bad. I want to say circuit breaker or fuse but you should have disabled/checked that before you replaced the outlet?Do you have a multi-meter do check for voltage? Did you just call San Francisco, *San Fran*... If its level 41 how is it a tyranitar ? It evolves at lvl 55 The girl in the picture wore flip flops to go urban exploring Lend her something again and ask for a different form of payment I nominate this post as a prime example of why reddit should have a "you can only submit a re-post so many times" rule. Seriously, it stopped being amusing after the 20th posting or so. "he be my nigga"...hilarious 100 000 melee kills for a reskin? preeteen girls? Goose bumps Oh, yeah, forced machismo. Hooray. Oh no, I am not using your link to explain further! Who ever made this really need to put "larva inject" instead of "inject".. Those two would look better in my garage Oh rite. Well, I'm making fun of the dumb shit those faggots say, and showing how much better we are. Lol DAE le narwhal bacon accually is carrots IAMA midnight Kony Sagan? I didn't see the NSFL tag. Fuck Completely unrelated, but when I read your username i saw "pursuitofapenis" instead. Performance? This would be like catching hiv off a damn toilet seat.... can't happen unless there's fresh blood all over it and it goes up your ass, vag, penor, or cut on your ass.. Please use some trigger discipline My friend did not know Freddie Mercury was dead, this was last week I told him. your username... No, because my dog isn't stupid enough to do that. 666-6666 half-time commercial... Bank of America.... But not of Americans Eating non-spicy curry is like drinking flat soda. Rarely? IKEA CUSHIONS! Goddamit reddit. That is NOT something I need to relive THAT'S DR. MUNDO TO YOU SIR. Remind me to never borrow your phone Da fuck with wiz shooting ??? ಠ_ಠ. ಠ_ಠ. ಠ_ಠ. ಠ_ಠ. You're a credit to your species... I on the other hand am a lazy ass hole who didn't bother to look at all and in fact forgot entirely that I even asked this favor of you Pickles are made from cucumbers. This has happened with more than one person >He's retired now. Left just before the ME3 release... I wonder why I know this isn't the point, but time = money not time and money spent on games = money. The more time we spend on Skyrim, the more we could potentially lose(or just not make). Obsolete baus They couldn't even have the decency to be there for extraction? your username... Houston is the fat capital of the world. Dude the fps is so high it looks smooth in the picture. Wait... The third line of the second paragraph says this is a first person shooter... I see what your are trying to do. Make me look and feel like a creep. 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This isn't SFW in North Korea. Yea I like the there....except when I visit /gonewild. Then I feel like I'm being judged......a lot. I was talking to an Asian guy from my class about cats. When I told him that cats have nine lives, he said "Really? I thought they only had one" He is 16 FIXED: That you can indeed transmit the HIV through sex. (I was pretty fucking shocked to find two 20-something males who did not know this fact.) I Reposted My Own Because I Accidently Put It In The Wrong Subreddit. Don't Be A Bitch About It.. I'm actually married. You say that like it's a bad thing ...well is it? Don't leave us hanging, man. If you're able bodied and waiting for an escalator. 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She was astounded and surprised about all this. We are in College and she is 20. >Y lo más feo, que en la cuna de la inteleptualidá virtual Mexicana, existan 6 downvotes para éste post. proof?... The guy who gets assasinated, Inejiro Asanuma, was a real life Nazi member and helped with Japan's war policies. Whelp, I know who to come after if I find broken glass and a rock around my desk on Monday. Alec Martinez on the Kings went to my high school. Asked my friends sister to prom...she sad no California Dat Nightblade Irelia That's extortion you idiot Well I'm a college student myself and if you're attending a college (non-online) also, I'm pretty sure you'll be able to get contraceptives. My school had a student lounge and they would toss out condoms like candy. Well, maybe not toss them, but they definitely had dishes of contraceptives placed all over the student life building. Lol. It's no secret that young adults are experimenting. And maybe they'll regret it someday, but the more they are educated about the consequences, then possibly they will make more thought-out decisions. I still remember my sex ed in sophmore year of high school ( I had others, but that one really stuck with me ). My health teacher who was also my badminton coach, proudly showed the nastiest STD slides ever. And to really drive it home, he associated every STD with a food. I will never see nachos the same way again....... 3 hours Tanks have range of 11 when sieged. Nukes have a range of 12, hence there's nothing they can do to kill the ghost. Where you get your facts? came here to say that, that was the first thing I thought I remember that level looking so good before but now... K-pop Link (of course), but I like to call him Connard ou Ducon (motherfucker and asshole in french) Good job on the moans, CF PD We had a sweet little girl dachshund who would flip over on her back and wag all the time. My husband taught her to do it when he said, "Sally, earn your beads!!" When I was 13 there was a fly on the window. I was like "Ha! Easy" not wanting to get bug juices on my hand put a towel over my palm. I then slapped the window and it broke into a million pieces. I then looked at my arm and there was at least 7 cm long and 4 m wide and blood spurting. I could see my artery pumping like crazy. A piece of fat was hanging out. me being a teenager self conscious of my weight pulled it out. My Dad then came in and said "Fuck, look what you did to the window." My Dad is so caring Ok i Removed the I'd venture to guess certain form of cultures are not caused by the "race". This gets posted at least once a day Wow, looks like *someone* learnt how to use F12 This assumes they can come up with a lotion resistant screen. An Australian One Direction fan won a competition which gave her a day with one of the members. Other fan girls were so jealous the sent her death threats and vowed to harm her if she didn't back out. Did your teacher really call you derp ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ I'm a guy and I get this Your name... "New castle" "Goddamnit someone just tell me if she called already. I'm on the edge of my seat in suspense. " In literature class, students are supposed to have their opinions accepted and supported; as long as they are educated opinions and not total crap that has nothing to do with the subject (Ex: [](/harpdarp) Romeo and Juliet is a story about dinosaurs making love. Response = ). Whoever teaches/taught you literature is doing it wrong. ... Kinda freaked out that one of my nightmares is actually real......yay Is this some inside joke I'm not in on? I've seen this reference a lot. Puts up fun decks only. Plays exodia. 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The only difference is the period. >That is not how arguments on the Internet work "Dead pet posts" Family sized lube? Excuse me... I gave you a ten! what did i just watch Washington Post ... 'nuff said. HAHA, disease... [10] guy meme when at a [5]? How can it be long term if shes only 18? Did she start at 10 years old? hmm, maybe i should finally take that trip down under... nope.avi Who the fuck *doesn't* support taking away oil companies' tax cuts?! Yeah. Win win. Hilarious subject Smelling bad Or not I had to sit next this one kid on the bus who would always make car noises whenever he saw large machinery, and he fisted himself right next to me. Man, I just feel blue We've had to have servers do it a couple of times as well, but usually there's someone in the kitchen staff that will do it. Or one of the managers will if its absolutely necessary. But a lot of times we have to go make our own drinks (even though the bartender is there and we tip her out) and a/c our food. I can't count how many times I've walked out of the back after a/c-ing about 4-5 tables worth of food only to realize that I've been sat again and my "section partners" haven't bothered to tell me... Just say thanks and sorry more than you normally would and you'll be fine, also do NOT jump the queue - EVER! What a waste of perfectly fine Helium, and also littering... DAE read shit instead of shirt? TIL reddit has a meme factory Once again: 18... Yeah my friend and I practically cried laughing when he was texting her and we figured it out. Then though the laugh was placed with a pretty big " " from both of us as we came to this realization. The very worst part about this, that is probably harder to understand than anything else, is that at the time she was in an advanced placement American government and politics class. Ginn was our #2 WR last year. The short black guy that walks fast, usually around North and Agricola. I saw him fight a woman in front of the Agricola NSLC, she hit him in the face with her bag and ran, in the middle of the afternoon! I've also seen him try peoples door knobs to see if their house was unlocked (On Willow). Oh what a character, id love to know his story. Except the NBA is starting to do this shit, too. My last name is Snow and I live in Miami. I always get told I should be a drug dealer or where the keys (kilograms) are at. Well, when you put it like that... it sounds like you don't understand it at all! I didn't see a donation to Child's Play in there... That's no Millenium Falcon... y there no pre-order? ლ( ლ) I'm straight and not homophobic too but I'd be bothered by a random dude jizzing on my face I require that service as well, and I am willing to sell my body for it. <--- a reddit meme I go out to the Bars by myself all the time! Every time I go out I always meet new people, and possibly new dates. I've made a couple of friends like this also. I remember one girl asking me this once when I was out: "Hey guy (insert name) are you a loner or something?". I laughed and said "No I just like coming out to the bar alone to meet new people as I find it much easier than having to be in contact with someone if they wanted to leave, go outside, ect..". She says "Oh wow I couldn't do that because I think I would get raped!". My first reaction was - , and then realized yeah its a possibility for women. Not a bad idea... That would help me get my fat ass to the gym Other people make it seem that way though. I mean the understandable fears of roaches, spiders, centipedes, etc. are probably rational fears because those are ugliest things in the face of the world, but I get so worked up about every single bug (even what most people find beautiful like butterflies, ladybugs, pillbugs/rolliepollies(sp?), ants, flies, etc) and it's so embarrassing to have all this anxiety when you see one. My ex used to think I was making it up for attention because *obviously I want to embarrass myself in public by going into a nervous breakdown when there's a butterfly flying around.* I'd say it warrants an irrational tag. Somewhere... on this thread, the assholes who get fireworks banned because they blew their hands off, are lurking. Something tells me they wont have the balls to post "I like" My name is Felix. Yes, like the cat... The fuck? Give me your address and I can prove you wrong all just light hearted fun until they smashed the ps1..... Would you be happier if it happened to YOU? Marrow is one of those things where at first you're like - ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ LOL I AM SO LE CLEVER AND LE WITTY XD I HAVE MORE ಠ_ಠ THAN YOU THAT MEANS I'M RIGHT ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Wow, all mine only had 2 each. I recently signed back into my account and I had to have it remind me what those digits were. I saw a post last night going "OMG 4 goals again!? Where's Schneider when we need him. Luuu sucks!". How is this funny? Why is everyone who's complaining about it getting downvoted?? Is this national racism day or something!!?? Seriously reddit, **this is not funny**. Mine kept doing that with my hair and pulling It out of a pony tail BUT WHOಠ_ಠWAS ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ POHONE? I was fairly before I saw it was Key & Peele. Because fuck the colourblind, that's why. The organisers had you run, bike then swim!?! If so that's pretty f'ed up, there's a good, pretty obvious reason why the swim is **first** leg in a triathlon ... (e.g., drowning/ingesting water, puking, mixture of both) Final image I used to work at Petco and even though they fired me ( ) I have to admit, they took great care of their animals. If you really want a deal and a store-bred pet, ask for anything they're adopting out. If its a little gerbil, 9/10 times it was store bred because company policy doesn't allow them to sell store bred animals, they can only adopt them out at half retail. What would have happened if he selected yes? Can we stop it with the titles? Jeez. Get a little creativity in your life. Downvoted for that alone. "Little bearded men come in and out of my ass hole." I was seriously about to give Ann Romney a lot of respect and overdue credit, but realized I'd skipped over the end-quote after the word "path". ಠ_ಠ^ That's over 1 million blocks Oh, no one pronounces or writes my name right either, but I just got used to it. It's only 4 letters nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger I signed up ages ago for this. Still waiting The doctor is lucky that your family didn't sue Care to explain where you got that? I bet it's OPs mustang No [Insert name of popular/niche/good/personal favourite/any N64 game here]? This just isn't on. How dare you post this picture here you big Failasaurus Rex. 18 Billion to the Male Circumcision Consortium *Twitch* Jewbro Oh god... With a reaction cam I would be required to make fun of myself playing RE: Revelations... Dam zombie fish... Why is it always zombie fish? Why not butterflys or bunnies? Not as bad as trying to kill a spider on the ceiling of my bed as I didn't want it to crawl down on me while I was sleeping. I tried sweeping it off but that was a bad idea as it fell on my face.. Oh god, I just realised I usually pick them up and put them back. The 5th one down was looking for a furry girl... ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ the balls have a face on them so i played the game and wasted ten minutes damit It's a joke. Guess I won't be leaving America Aginst I don't know where you got the fact they didn't vote labour... I didn't see any mention of it in the article Nope, you just fail at making memes. You think that's bad? People at my school call them "9gag faces" That, and the Host's friends not being banned when breaking the rules. Watched it once and decided not to look at it again, then I read through the comments and had to look again. "irregardless" Dat pain i can right ~~shit~~ in facebook and take a screenshot too, i see your point but this has zero credibility The last photo is not the guy Got to not be a dick Wait, cow? Where does this happen? A most sincere from all of us. Thanks, I_DRINK_PERIOD_BLOOD Yeah kinda, but the question is what is the chance of picking, at random, the right answer. And there are four choices (A,B,C,D). So if you choose one of the four of those choices (assuming either A,B,C, or D is correct, and that only one answer is correct), then your chances of being correct is 25%. Considering there is no equation or any numerical value then there is no way any of those numbers can actually be correct, so really the answers are going to be either A,B,C or D. Well hell! Sorry I steered you wrong on the cross post. Thought sure someone here would help you out. It's in these days that BMO (Bank of Montreal) moved it's headquarter to Toronto How do you borrow TP if you use it? Found multiple correspondence between them. Her language changes when she gets in the mood. Pretty tough to ignore when he asks if she is craving his tongue. This whole thing is just depressing You sir, are my hero. Never even noticed that up there. Any other lil AB tips and tricks up your sleeve ? I see you made the actual black people stand in the back. He's like 12, That is frighteningly detailed and specific... Gold with a starter Cyndaquil is on Route 1. I remember fighting away the Starlys when me and Barry had decided to take a poke ball. I also remember battling with my Infernape, and remembering I taught it cut. Gold with a starter Cyndaquil is on Route 1. It's circled and has an arrow pointing it, are you sure you watched Top Gear before? Right, the dinosaurs were extinct before the universe, Earth, Sun, and animals were created Only when us players do. When discussing endo and exoteric reactions in chemistry a kid asked the teacher why they called it Indonesia. My name is Carly. "Oh so like, iCarly?" About as outdated as this " " But was it really for your son? Why are you using WMP?? ლ( ლ) Same here! Where are y'all at? There's some about to hit Woodward here in OK... Just make sure to stay put, unlike so many who try to look out for them... That's cool, I didn't need to sleep anyways. I think that we should apply the rules the rest of us live by now, guilty until proven innocent. When you are pulled over for a burned out tail light you are considered to be a drug trafficker, when you fly an airplane you are assumed to be a terrorist and when you vote outside of your primary residence you should be considered a gerrymander. Just kidding he's rich as shit and can do what he wants. ...What else do you picture Ron Swanson doing? But chrome didn't come out until 2008. Of multiple Asian males I watched the whole thing. Now there's a big pancake of shit in my bed Dafuq? But why not? Everything I touch is sacred! I was agreeing with you Six. Six cars. Six cars and one tiny driveway Quake on N64 I thought feelings were gay? *"rotatingcorpse.com"* Sadly I think my one has broken the game. this...not so sure about [ಠ_ಠ](/raritynews " ") There are a bunch of videos on xnxx.com. > The fact that this post is 2nd on /r/christianity , posted by a known and confirmed antisemite, and toshomirs highly anti-judaism post (because you're only critical of the religion not the people, right? right?! ) is top comment is really disturbing. The fact that I get downvoted for pointing out an antisemitist is also disturbing. This post is relatively new though so I guess I'll wait and see how the bigger part of the /r/christianity community will handle this post. They said it in the comment. Nothing reallu matters It's clear some people have never been competitive in CS. Moving away from WASD to crouch or walk would get you killed in two milliseconds Try hitting your back button. I had a Western Hercules beetle as a pet. He scraped his mandibles against my skin occasionally, but worst he ever did was try humping my thumb. It was awkward, disappointing, and even frightening. I learned that it's hard to suck cock without having your teeth touch it, that it's a horrible experience if that ever does happen, and that some guys actually bust out laughing when they ejaculate. The latter fact was the frightening part. I'm Winnie --- half of the time when I first meet somebody they start singing the Winnie the Pooh song and laugh as if it's the funniest thing in the world when i'm standing there like I'm BR and I hate threads with "BR" in it I wish I had listened to your advice No. Just download Examcrackers in pdf or mp3. THOMPSON, WEHE DU STALKST MEIN REDDIT-ACCOUNT! This doesn't happen... Arshavin: I was expecting something not safe for work. Novgorod Republic was established in Northern Estonia? Or saturated Where are the people who've had sex with their bosses? Reddit, I am disappoint I have a chihuahua that does that same little gesture with her paw. It looks so funny/strange. Sometimes I've even caught her like... scratching her lady parts like that. Hey I was just trying to lighten the mood a little give me a break I was just joking I'm sorry if I offended you with my humor. No... Way to be a dick My best friends kid when he was about 4, ran around the house, down to the basement, i was keeping an eye on him, my friend was busy doing something. I was right behind him, yet i had no chance to stop him because i never expected what he was going to do, he ran straight to this small gas tank they have in the basement, opens it, puts the tube in his mouth and inhales. My friend was slightly embarrassed when i told her what happened. and Flame Wheel Oh great anouther productive night wasted because I'm now watching this over and over. I was born in the 80's, I watched it, I still watch it and I'm proud of it....no shame to see pretty girls in sailor fuku Now it looks like it's going in one eye and out the other It was a Dragon Priest Lair ... I'm so sorry, Friend ....it's a song about raising gun awareness and a tribute to the college shooting Who's taking all these pictures... While Zelda II is not very popular, it is the next one on their list. Link to the Past will follow. I got tired of them playing stuff like Toy Story 3 and Mario Party 8. "We have to get Mario Party 9!" Did you smoke that weed when you got it back? This... is just wrong. I went to the Holocaust Exhibit at the Imperial War Museum in London, and this isn't just something you can idly laugh at. They both failed Followed by the Toss 4gating I get one a day the girl looks different... she did what? your english is impeccable. Who's down voting this without commenting? Wait, it focuses on style and marketing over function? That doesn't sound very Apple-ish... > My mum once opened regedit and delete vital keys I'm a boy so it's "un redditor" Oh yeah...everybody else does it right, as far as I'm concerned. Hate seeing the senior guys who have been drinking coffee and playing on Facebook all day cut ahead of my guys je fais c'que j'veux . What is this Geth infiltrator madness? WHERE IS MY GETH?! You don't bring your iPod, smartphone, or laptop into the bathroom to reddit? Gender change in the last panel? yeah, fuck the productivity ### You didn't upvote your own comic? Jaag gaye bhaisahab? Wrong. I saw an ENTIRE MOVIE about these gorillas. They were badass too. I got an advertisement for "The Spirit of the Holy Land." What the fuck did i just read? He went out of his way to slam his foot against the defender's foot While that is true, my essay was terribly written and made no sense. I was writing about The Great Gatsby and after the first sentence stated that Daisy was a zombie. I talked about various ways to kill a zombie, then I said I was bored with talking about zombies and couldn't wait until it was lunch time. I then closed with a normal sounding closing sentence. The day I got that essay back was the day I became disillusioned with college. Everyone always wants to touch you. "I drank two 30-packs of beer in 2 hours and didn't feel a thing!" 7 years here..share me your ways ...now The grind. It's basically public dry sex, except kids in high school are doing it, which makes it that much more disgusting. Well, thats what you get when you have a generation that doesn't know how to dance. You got Pliny in the Netherlands but I can't get it on the east coast of the USA? Darn that connection failure And against the club that raised him from a pup Cause hormone changing birth control is the only kind there is Why has no one else commented on the fact that this is a repost from memecenter.com ... You can do the same thing in FCPX. You've cited a wikipedia article... I underestimated how extremely NSFW this is. An is for anything that sounds like it starts with a vowel. Dumbass. Check out the link below. not unless the contact was with a nail gun attatching his foot to the floor Asking for a $2000 graduation gift. looks gay The fishing pole was added October 2010 Wouldn't have helped here. As mentioned a lot already this cat specced naked bear is the healer. Still with his/her innocence... ... that font Not to mention continuously dying to trash means they were probably fleeing for their lives not doing l33t deeps No shipping and payment outside US? OH COME ON! The item didn't scan properly? "It must be free! Hurr derr!" Get rid of the desktop icons they look awful. Download a new visual style. Ugly rainmeter is ugly. Mw3 . Nice wallpaper though, would you mind posting a download link. "a millennia ago"? Apparently she used to watch it sometimes but just didnt know his name, I'm not so sure tho I wanna see the study and figure out how they determined red meat is carcinogenic I love me some beefs That's seriously the best you have "It is quite devoid of reality." Have they seen what the other religions believe? Being on time, who the fuck cares if you're late 4-5 minutes to class? Now I know why your duck is sick I came here to mention this very scenario regarding "Megans." Yeah this is me. You know, for "extra" speed you get when pressing harder on the throttle button... I have almost broken my friends xbox controller while playing Trials HD. It's been three episode's I see what you did there. Neither one of these "truths" hold water. Sometimes it just suggests the site you've been to most... What does that say about your browsing? everyone knows all hard support > all hard carry Doh! My bad I didn't realize this was r/religion. But still Responsible decision? Superman throwing what appears to be invisible spider webs from his wrists. Really? I don't really frequent the boards there - just read reviews. Some of the reviews are really well thought-out, but a lot of them are just rants/raves with really biased opinions...like the people who will give something a 1 star rating because the color didn't suit them. I can see how the boards might get a little catty, based on the user base. Is this for the awkward usage of the apostrophe? If yes, then I agree with you... Price? Imagine trying to find your fucking keys NOW NO! No spoilers . And this is a benefit? You want rats and cockroaches? At first i was like whoa! Peacock!!! Then i was like dog. Yeah, just look at everyone's profile Only some hamsters do that... you know, some people do too. Everyday my boss... Everyday.... At a minor league game yesterday game some girl sat down in front of me and asked If she missed the halftime show I'm assuming OP has a tumblr because it went viral on there a month ago. Three of them go to my school. ................ A gal wanted to paint her dresser once, she brought the whole fucking thing. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ dis-approve man disapproves, this isn't de-motivational How could I ever forget. Except they're stupid robbers because they forgot to actually *rob* him. "Some are have hairy" Beware when playing Uncharted and the battery gets low, had my boyfriend suddenly get the screen weird out on him and not detect any touch inputs, couldn't even save because someone decided to take the capability of using the d-pad out Indeed. I'm willing to bet 'So I Googled ___' is just a cover title to post bad reposts, or junk nobody has a reason to post. That or it's just a lazy title, like Soon... or . Nobody is even trying anymore ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ . ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ! ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ.. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ . Yes, they can all reproduce at this point. I have a friend who thinks Prussia means "pre-Russia" Modigt. Jeg kan ikke forestille mig hvor svært det må være at leve med et handicap af den eller den anden art. Man tager meget for givet når man er sund og rask. Håber ikke du har postet fordi der skal grines af drengen .. >And now I apologize for the fact that you actually know them .. how witty and new. How ever did you come up with this idea!? Yea I had a post at the top of r/lgbt two days ago but they banned everyone who had an opinion they did not agree with..... . They then told me to "fuck off" when I told them that opposing opinions were welcome, they said they were trying to create a "safe space" lol ...... that's a full grown asian man. A police officer played this for us in driver's ed. I'm inclined to agree as a general rule of thumb, but the number also depends on your tools, drivers, and what you're developing. If you're new to programming in general and only using basic I/O, yes you should not blame your tools. But when you start using bleeding edge functionality in drivers and such, the chances that bugs are elsewhere get slightly higher. (I'm looking at you Nvidia OpenGL drivers ) What What the fuck? I'm really not sure what to say on this lol. Seems a bit paranoid...or smart i thought u were talking about a kid... Still not as gay as twilight. But very very close. Daily download limit exceeded, Reddit. ಠ ಠ ಠ ಠ ಠ ಠ But then your child would be named after one of Satan's generals. I experienced something similar - at a bus stop, young woman playing (very) offensive rap music on her phone as loud as possible whilst sitting next to a clearly uncomfortable elderly lady. I asked the woman (about my age) to turn it down, as not everyone enjoys her music, she told me I was racist. It staggers the imagination why you'd come to an Apple, much less the Mac, subreddit to say that. This hypothesis was tested by some guys in my class, later coining the term 'the stomp'. You misunderstood me...I meant, or perhaps this picture. So to YOU, good sir, I say: kthx My parents were quite well off and we lived in a very large house when I was young. One year for my birthday they invited everyone in my grade over for a party. Some of the kids I didn't know so well. There was this one girl who I barely knew at all. I started asking her questions "what's your name?" "who's class are you in?". "where do you live?". She told me she lived beside the grocery store down the street and I automatically knew which house she meant. "Oh, you mean the shack?". . My parents yelled at me quite a bit for that one. What the fuck is that coming out of his arse? I have had the same results, the only shotgun that's useful anymore is the 870 with slugs. Made a post about it a while back and got downvoted into oblivion. im glad it wasnt just me, I guess people just needed more time to try it out themselves. It may not have been in the patch notes, but the 870 and all the others are definitely worse. this could also be partially contributed to the random 300% suppression spread that applies to the pellets in the shell. because *that's* logical dice I feel like the is misused in your comment. My parents told me that bugs in the shower and rooms randomly sprouted from dust and water combining In response to every post: ** ** It's a leopard. Jaguars don't live in africa. Don't know why you're (correct usage here btw) getting down votes simply for being retarded. Oh wait... "Playing on a unranked server." Oh there is a gene that allows some smokers to get lung cancer and some to resist it, although I have no proof of that. Just heard somewhere 6'3" and it happens with my belt loop and lanyard ALL THE TIME. used to happen when i would leave class, the lanyard would get wedged in the desk/chair combo and the desk would lift up and be all loud and i would get several looks What is this? The YouTube comment box? Who the fuck cares. Like it or hate it, it's a game. *chute You asshole. You said watch to the end. I had hopes that it would be awesome. Well... It wasn't. After cutting my hair, i move to the chest, then get my mom to do my back, by the end i can fill up our whole bag-less vacuum that happens about once every 5-6 weeks im only 22... Orrrr, his scrotum hung ON the penis. This isn't a GIF You go to 9gag. So I will fuckyouintheasswithatireiron. If you strain too hard while taking a shit, you'll get a third testical... This is r/ainbow, free speech zone. ALL mods are downvoted Looked at the comments on AA. Overwhelming consensus is that destroying cash will decrease the value of the remaining money supply. So if I destroy half the worlds bananas then the remaining bananas will be actually worth less than before? How can you have a rational debate with someone who believes that? Gosh trading takes forever ಠ_ , k I'm heading to the room They're all Asian. When I was in elementary/middle school, I'd go around seeing who could come out and play, and they'd all be busy studying. And an s after the I have asthma. Aww, someone else was going through BUKkAKE_WINDMILL's posting history today. Tornadus is a freaking flying type # I thought Itwas like an fight/flying type anyways thank now I can catch landorus Hey, Chub-lipped shitface, you should spend your time on other stuff than sucking more dicks than Phil Collins. This made me remember a story: My friends (okay, let's say I actually do have friends) and I were at one of their houses. He had a little brother. So we're watching this movie or whatever, and we hear screaming. We stand up and try to see whats happening, and his little brother is running towards us, naked and screaming. And with a boner. So, we run, and he chases* us upstairs. We take a turn into someone's room with the little brother right behind us, we all get into the room, and slam the door behind us. The kid gets a door to the dick... . The noises that it makes are so satisfying for some reason just went to your page profile page and noticed you didnt have any posts in r/aww Ahh gotcha, I was on it from 12-4pm. Day well spent :) Other than a few large bugs pelting me in the face You. You don't make sense. Well, this came from my Grandfather as I was searching for a Red Sox game on the TV for him. I got to a basketball game and he said, "Oh no that African Handball I dont watch that". He was 96. > before marriage = not married Yeah, I had tried them, but their site authenticates with certificates, and I got through the initial setup, and almost immediately I lost access to their site. They claim I have to register a second account and start over. It also blows having to export and install this certificate just to access their site from multiple computers. No,it's because it just isn't funny... I usually laugh at people poking fun at ponies... but this just wasn't clever. Yeah, because this show NEEDS more incest... I'll cry evrytim damnit Nothing is better than an orgasm. Nothing. Vai is a good technical guitar player but is an enormous douche none the less. He brings gigantic fans to each of his gigs so he can have his hair fly back when he solos Inequality? That guy is just a major douche, why was he your boyfriend for two years in the first place? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I was shown that I was an atheist in a vision. Token asian guy "Haha your hometown must have some pretty fucked up...wait thats *my* hometown " One day we will have a thread here where someone will tell how once his iPod got stolen, but the thief returned it later but had replaced all his music with crappy songs Porque? Well then I'm dumb ... who told you about the noodle incident? Quit while you're ahead! Your lucky. When it happens to me I lose the crosshair as well. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ^ .................upvote for making me laugh nonetheless. its a good thing when a 1000 people get fired? And they wonder, why there is so much public resentment of the police. How about why so many people yell, fuck the police. Well,... it's shit like this One time, I burned off the pads of my fingers with Veet while depilating my legs. I didn't even know that was fucking possible I don't know, I actually liked WaW, it expanded on the franchise and tried new things, some of which didn't work, but I still didn't feel like I just paid $110AUD for an expansion pack (I'm looking at you Modern Warfare ). As of today, it has cost the American taxpayers $792,000, just for keeping the data. Money that could have gone into a very underfunded inner-city school. 1% Problems. My friend actually bought a sealed bag that turned out to have nothing but air in it. Fuck you potato chip companies I shop at AE mostly because they have the most comfortable jeans I've ever worn, and I have a pair of 11s, a pair of 8s, and a couple pairs of 10s. It's all at least around the same number, but I'm always so paranoid about sizing there. Not to mention all their cute tops are for women with A-B cups. Can't possibly imagine why you would step on them to take the picture if you were admiring them... Alien blue app for reddit has a ಠ_ಠ icon built in. I'm using it now cow spiders Tell me about it. I posted on f7u12 a few months back and I got a couple of those comments. The comic in question was about me when I was 2 Hey let's stereotype some one as a gangbanger because the baby's black. I clicked on the ice age post in their top voted...that's me done with the internet for the day...it's only 10am... ... This is the Internet. There are random dicks EVERYWHERE Umm, the people that want it? *sharpens pitchfork* Are to my ex bf? If only he could add something to that board to give it drive and direction..... That's the same photo Thank you for the compliment. Just ignore this other fellow over here, he's kinda ridiculous. Thank you for the compliment. Just ignore this other fellow over here, he's kinda ridiculous. Son gets laid. Father proud that he's a redditor. You honestly want help nagging someone about their religion while their grandmother is dying? "stud" What the fuck? Biocock. . . I had an engineering internship at a manufacturing company a couple of years ago. Since I was the only person (literally, the ONLY person) on the engineering floor who was female, everyone assumed I was the secretary. On the bright side, there was never any line for the girl bathroom. Nooo beat me to the punch This fucking scene... Slackers. Fuckin' amazing name he_eats_da_poo_poo He's funny, cute, nerdy and gay. Oh lord he's perfect. I hate it when a tv is on when I'm trying to have a conversation; half of what they say goes in one ear and out the other, even when I'm interested in what they're saying and disinterested in what's on the screen. So frustrating. ლ( ლ) Don't.watch.Mortal.Kombat. . ich dachte the internet is for porn > Wait, you use adblock, but think it's morally wrong for me to repost content off of an artists site? Fun fact, "oso" is my text shortcut for Nope. yeah...like I said....hit and *miss* hahah I often tell the bagger that I don't need any bags and I'll just carry the items out. They always give me the Because finding out you aren't actually the person you thought you were and the only person to actually love you for you without a sympathetic pity was murdered irrevocably in front of you, taking the only personal part of your life's goal away wouldn't depress anyone. Castanic centipede . Zoom! Enhance! Reverse the Image! Zoom! Guy fucking Drake One friend told me how he thought he could be gay, but couldn't get into gay porn. Another girl told me she thought there was a lot of sexual tension between us . That's good. And Sony's responsibility... ... On behalf of Chelsea supporters everywhere: I hate to see people using YOLO as an excuse to make negative life decisions More like murder I swear, this fandom is freaking illiterate. Apparently people can't be bothered to read the wiki or a couple of news articles. If they would, we wouldn't have this problem. Or the problem of people still saying Miku is the first vocaloid, and that Haku and Neru are vocaloids she's mine Ugh,again the aliens from Crysis 2?Hated everything about them.They looked like robots and not like,well,aliens. Well, I think they said the same thing when making the second game - on the lines that the second would will still pc exclusive in someways and what not First * * >Dude the Quran was revealed during the 7th century, of course it has to be vague It's not meant to teach science, its meant to encourage learning. If you understand the scientific reference, great, if not, move on its not a big deal. DON'T FUCKING YELL AT ME! and the poop looks like an egg At first, I was like "Heh" and then I was like , but now, I'm like "LOL!" (sorry, can't use emoticons in this app) What the actual fuck? I don't even know how to respond to that. Once I saw a server full of guys with a skin of Link.... Mine goes apeshit with offbrand chargers but I don't blame moto for that. Mine had about 1 mm of space between the charge port and the plastic causing it to come loose and stop charging. Why even put a space there for it to break in the first place Mine reboots a lot too. Almost always when coming back from idle so it can't be app related Reading your post made me realize how much of a God-complex I've developed when playing this game on Adderall . When things aren't going according to my "plan" I rage and have to kill everyone who's done wrong, then abandon the house forever. I..Ithink I should go install Counter-strike now. I'm beginning to hate reading the word accident ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Why did you move to TEXAS from Danmark?? I love the selection of quotes used in this article. Not that it would've saved him, but... plain, basic, EMP L? It's bloody Providence, shipping down a bit of faction ammo can't be *that* hard. Correct term is "less than lethal" The comments in this article... According to that equation, it looks like the speed of light is equivalent to the hypotenuse of a right triangle. Which utterly makes no fucking sense......... I've got a creeper in a suit with a TNT brain showing and I won't back down only because creepers are such a popular skin I am just the mod you're looking for..(waves hand) I am just the mod you're looking for (waves hand).. I am just the mod you're looking for (waves hand).... No, i didn't get the whole joke on the video. That's why i posted it... Cool I love cream pies... wait one a second .....zanesville..... Fake boobs look good under clothes. Once the clothes come off ... You say tomato, I say armordillo. For them to do that I think they need to get people out of the cities. I mean I lvled a warr (tank) by just doing dungeons... I never left org. I hardly spoke to people besides "Don't attack until I do" . We gotta meet the peeps outside for a change... I think regarding gear they are on the right track. I think I read somewhere (help me if I'm wrong) that they are implementing stats on pvp gear like attack/defense you can stack which one u prefer, attack more dmg out, but more vulnerable ... so it will be a bit skill some like to output and run while others (orcs) just run in like hell and take all the dmg =) >Edit: Wow, it's really weird making a point in favor of creationism. I am more interested in that W/L ratio. "When I was fourteen I made...dolls." I'm not sure you have a firm grasp of what papercraft is. h The things people will do for karma these days What patches? I don't remember any I was piloting a Venom with three passengers earlier today - got autobalanced, so the Venom crashed and killed my three teammates ಠ ಠ four eyes are better then two. You misspeak, i am expected to assume you meant correct facts. I misspeak, you attack like a rabid dog. Double standard much? With a short girl Anyone notice that one fuck in the background..OP lied to us. His face will stop existing? Your username > Fuck my asshole. sorry, I don't remember anything like this in fightclub. If there was more women folk that came in tall, us guys wouldn't have to settle for the damn ankle biters My best friend (a strong christian) who is an actuary, sent me this today... Why is a child that young wearing a Turtle Beach Headset ---- When I have a fake bill I usually buy trees with it. Only from the shady dealers that are assholes, not the nice ones. i find the speaking on the phone while driving more concerning than the slow left side adblock plus, my man. Tis what i use, otherwise i get slammed with ad's from where i work Yeah, that too, where "unsporting" means "won." You wish being a daddy? What? I don't even... How... Does that even work? Because of this thread....I hate humanity a whole lot more... Consume large quantities of meat whaaaa...? Okay. Every drug is composed of molecules. All matter is. no. When I worked at Sharper Image, I had a business man in a suit come in. He was clearly hopped up on coke or speed or some upper. He asked me for a gun safe. Given his state, I had a mega moment, but caught myself before saying anything. I proceeded to help him find the mini safe we had, that would fit a gun. He said it needs to be really secure, so his toddler doesn't get into it... It was probably the mods. Even worse when you get it on acne. Feels bad just thinking about it. Or this subreddit is composed of a whole bunch of people, some of whom ridicule occasionally, and some of whom complain about being ridiculed occasionally, and you're interpreting that as *all of us* being butthurt hypocrites *all of the time*. Teachers reaction: Kissing your parents on the lips the q5? you should've have posted a q7, that suv's huge What would make you think that was a good idea if you got your things taken last year Floating babies . ಠ ಠ When the cat turns of the touch xbox >>>>>> Little alien dude. It is the reddit cat I don't like the look of that sprinkler water placement on the girl on the far right..makes me think of something else that girl is doing Got an error saying the picture doesnt exist... What did you do to him Reported I honestly just had a mouthful of pepsi as I was reading that. Hahaha, that *totally* makes me feel better man. Number 6, ... > Edit: OP's username and this subreddit are two things that I don't need to have associated in my mind, so thanks for that. "getting it in the hole" ( ) Inches españoles, todo por sus políticas izquierdistas de simulación, que se endeudan hasta la madre nomás para decir *vamos bien con los gobiernos de izquierda*. "Stuff, Hug, Play" >"making it in the hole" I must learn this Empty IV bags. For god's sake, each shift is supposed to check on patients prior to heading in for report. Replace your damn IV bags if they're going to run out while we're in report. Oh and don't tell a patient that "the incoming nurse will give you your pain medicine" when they could've had it then! The woman who mentions her partner in every single sentence... The thumbnail is showing the Packers. Hahahaha wow You just inceptioned that into my head "Never gonna give you up..." I looked My look at your wife ...there are kids Omg the toaster was RIGHT THERE...and the corners....fuck it. Guess I'll just have to make another one! All I have to say is I posted a question asking what I should do to help with my mothers developing alcoholism and was downvoted to oblivion in less than a minute, so I really don't know what this reddit is for. AskReddit? Ok here's my question. Response: fuck you! It seems people are downvoting every mod. >Are you attempting to pull cred on me? If we're having a cred-pulling contest, I think I win. Suffice to say, your "professional redditor" status doesn't hold much weight, I could easily make the same claim and I obviously disagree. Dr. Katz Do you have a recipe for red rice? My grandmother was from Sullivan's Island, her rice was dope as hell. I've tried to make it but it's not quite right. "Haven't eaten in 60 hours wish I could do that every week." ...Is she stupid. She doesn't have strength because she doesn't eat...and is apparently oblivious to what happens in most of Africa. "sceptical" How is meeting an attractive girl your age considered awkward? ಠ_ಠ. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Jag var riktigt orolig att vi hade ett fall av blackface här. dude... Ha ha....but seriously, that gave me a nightmares. You can snuggle and kiss with girls too... I like Reaper a lot, still getting used to it though. Turns out my problem was the output volume on the module was too high . Lowered the master and its working fine now. My favorite song ever and I downvoted it easily I need Halladay to pitch a 27k perfect game to win today. Why does she have pac-man nipples? C.R.T. **The trolls... Do not feed them. That is all. ** WTF did I just read? Helping a friend clean her room and watching her peel a pair of dirty underwear off the floor, it was like the crotch was glued to the carpet... not to mention it was stained a dark yellowish/brownish color.... and it sounded like velcro... I was going to come in here and say how though the engine used to make the game may be freely available but the time designing and writing and coding and designing sound and art wasn't. Then I saw that they were lifting tile-sets and I was just like . The more quiet they are, the more kinky. Whenever I open task manager to close unresponsive programs, I see that task manager itself is using over 50% of my CPU... Is it just me or do they both have the same handwriting? Like you just did? I'm not sure I should be dating a homeless bozo like you. Dat thumbnail... Shut up haha. I need him to do good Who plays more minutes tonight, Fisher or Ibaka? uses "creep" as radiohead example No offense, but fuck you for having these in your area when I have none! I've always wanted to skate one of those you lucky bastard. You *better* fucking shred that ಠ ಠ > the one about those vacation houses and walmart bags, and cutting the grass and so on... You guys aren't even trying to troll subtly anymore Rangers: "Cocaine is your drug of choice" Oh If you know who is he? My safe queen is giving you the right now… A friend of mine is getting close to asking his girlfriend to marry him because he's in his 30s and figures he should be married by now. My dad has a green cheek and it's a little bitch that likes to attack me whenever I am in the same room as her. "F hole" You can't stack bricks in real life either. Wait. Furiously slamming... Large, hard object... Yes - Students The brain is the most important organ..... According to the brain. It's like it literally says "SIDEBOARD ME!" The *whole thing*?! Oh god /r/okcupid is spreading ... Look at the second item? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Can't thank you enough! Took your flash light advice and peeked down the scope, found a couple of hairline cracks in the mirror Yay obituary posts. this was on [/r/spacedicks](/r/spacedicks) True. I agree, its worthy. OP delete the facebook id people can look up your profile with that alone This card doesnt even have cycling I am dissapoint answer the question, sir. Yes, one letter would make it correct. Oh god I was so glad when I figured out how to disable that. He DID NOT OD on drugs. He was just addicted to them ... I misread the text in brackets as "(black)" 25 years later and I'm still just like "NOPENOPENOPENOPE" at the mention of that scene. Yeah, nerf tank's one defense against lock on rockets. Because tanks didn't get nerfed hard enough already. In Sweden you have to go to dedicated stores to buy alcohol over 5% .. Denmark = cheaper beer, thus logic states Denmark. It's closer to the Czechmate republic afterall. And they for sure like beer. you bastards made me scream I love my girlfriend when I took her. No, cart is only used for cartridge based games. I've never heard of anyone refer to a disc based game as a cart. alot = *you Christians* It's funny, because the Olympics is a tool of the Illuminati eugenicists ...! alot = And yet America is fat and lazy, works 40+ hours a week and 1-2 week vacations a year I have a DiffEQ midterm next Monday alot = You can at least give credit of that comment to starfish1614 disapproving dog ...I smell a meme Simple? He insists he doesn't need to spend the money and it cant be that bad. You leave my blueberry waifu out of this! damn it why do i always read the story before the username Is that sperm on her thigh? Where did that Einstein part come in? I am deeply insulted by this. Zal ik dan maar de eerste zijn? "Strontjesberg" No one gives a crap. Go get a new car and get of reddit. My gym is the exact opposite. My friend and I would do full squats and some guys come up to us and say it's bad form. We ask the dude to show it to us and he shows us a squat that is ~45 degrees above parallel. Why don't you quit your job, starve and die. That is pretty much what your asking of this guy to do. Sorry but your as bad as any religious person who gets angry at other people for having a different opinion on life. It's his life choice and idiocy should not dictate what he wants to do. I made this face at fish in general , and said an internal "Screw You" because that is gross how their mouth thing extends like a freaking Alien. > Dont upvote me you sand niggers, it ruins my score. How can he be an accountant and not know that. I'm sure all the people with dissertations due in soon agree High possibility he's a child... Could they have made the tether any shorter? (This could be for the photo shoot, but nonetheless.) Turn 3 titans..... Yaaaaay För att inte tala om dina andra videor. Vlad is your flair BATTLERECORDER ANYONE? ** ** After reading each bullet point from the first set, I ಠ_ಠ'd. On some of them I even ** **'d. ಠ ಠ Now that you've lost weight, try adding some muscle tone from working out, I'm guilty myself of needing to do this. Haha. And, maybe a different hair cut? I couldn't tell you what would be a better cut/style.. But, when I looked at your pictures I thought you might be gay? Not saying it's a bad thing, but I got that vibe from you. Even if you are, maybe a better haircut/style would look better. Other than that, from my opinion, you're a good looking guy, who might have a grandma that loves to pinch your cheeks. xD As long as its not one who copies what Paris Hilton says Vampiri si sanziene? Why doesn't it even bother me anymore to see something like this His awesome Jarvin game says otherwise. Dat evil laugh from the heal bait. It haunts me. Hey, that's the same dress that my... mother... usually... wears... Hmm. Nope. When I was 25, I had to inform my ex-husband that women peed out of a separate hole (NOT the vagina). He was floored and insisted that couldn't be correct. I had to pull out a copy of "Our Bodies, Ourselves" to show him the diagram. And we'd been married for several years, AND he'd watched me give birth. So you link to it. I think this is a repost Afraid of downvotes? I reckon you'll probably be safe with a post about one-upping a douchebag Christian in r/atheism I thought the same thing. i was like get that monster out of that fine piece of machinery I just watched those on YouTube. I saw the eps of Boyle, Cally, Step and Staal. Really great stuff. Even though the YouTube comments for Step and Cally's episodes were more focused on their moms TIL AlienBlue does not format spoiler tags... ^(ಠ) ^(ಠ) <- Like this? I think it's the dog version of the look of disapproval: I got 2 words for you, urine soaked Good article. this isn't co-op I misread this for first time I would have given her this face until she walked away. 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Yeah, not fun to platinum when you don't realise there were statistics on flags/feathers in the pause menu till the last few so much time searching.. Behold, the patron saint of Oh I meant the initial one where I quoted your comment and followed with a . And could you explain why you don't give the relationship credence? I don't think it's likely that "on accident" was assigned "on" randomly. Many other prepositions would fit just as well as "on", as far as I can tell, however "on" is the one used to describe the opposite of "by accident" (on purpose). A mi hermana que ahora tiene 18 años His eyes >This is NSFL in the worst way, and for the life of me I can't understand why dead babies should be something we - and our kids surfing /r/photog along with us should be able to stumble upon like this A mi tmb, pero prefiero eso, a que el el dolar este a $30 dentro de 6 años....con el peje va a llegar a $20 nomas. Reading this before bed last night made me dream the same thing. the writer's a girl Did you need the nip stand on her? Title says beer... Picture is of Corona... I'm confused Cheers man, crazy what a fucking woman can do to your head ha What? ( ) "That looks like what we call..." ( )>--■-■ ...Begagnat snus... This story deserves more upvotes. Reddit, Y U NO UPVOTE RELEVANT COMMENTS?! This. Yeah, who the hell does he think he's trying to fool? Phil Ruffini. it cant even fly on its own! That name Everyone is like "LOL!" and Bert is like You'd never know if someone was a prostitute by night and a businessperson by day My original comment: 3 tits, that's awesome. - Then I saw it was a thumb.... One time a stoner told me I look like Kelly Osbourn. You know what i mean The mountain bike is a prime example of poor locking technique. While I agree with your overall message, I can't condone anyone using "Heh" as an entire sentence. After buying some songs on the Zune marketplace and buying stuff from sales over the years, I currently have 2 MS Points left in my account. Did you see what Decade did to everyone? Agito will never be the same. But then you'd cheat! I really didn't picture that until I read what you posted. Maybe it was the same guy My computer illiterate boss still pays for AOL. He uses it to email me questions about the store's website ... like what the prices of the products are Yes, and everyone loves Alex Smith now ಠ_ಠ Why are some people getting upvoted and others downvoted with all y'all saying pretty much the same thing ಠ ಠ Here's just snip for other redditors: Of course I would God's eyebrows = > umm.. why? How do you know what that sounds like? I cannot phantom this idea, it's simply too much for me. Happened to me this morning, then I fell back asleep and still wound up late, then stepped in gum. I did Don't you mean you went shopping *tomorrow*? > It's a hotdog, not the Jonestown Massacre. my boss once told me I do my work to efficiently and that I need to stop because he feels like i'm just trying to outdo him. Right above the image. My hologram brother died that way. Why the fuck am I watching this The little things are the ones that bother the most alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = My gf seriously just asked me which ones the dad then alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = 'All white people are racist' half expected to see the subreddit this was posted into was circlejerk...then I realized I wasnt on the home page. Once I told a women in my class she should go make me a sandwich. That cunt overreacted and fucking friend zoned me, so i called her a feminazi who should get back in the kitchen. She called me sexist ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ politically correct my fat, hairy ass. H-how old are you? This was my goddamned comment. Brodin damn it all. Seriously, I had the exact same problem as you, several times. I didn't MEAN to procrastinate, but I would sit down to work and just stare, or my mind would race through a bunch of nonsensical stuff. I had due dates and deadlines, though, so I had no choice but to just start writing something eventually (usually ended up being the night before ). If I were you, I would set myself a HARD deadline and, like the poster above said, just start writing. For me, at least, just getting started is the hardest part. Once it got going, all the dithering, mind-racing, reading etc. that kept it from coming together seemed to work to make the thing almost write itself. Even if it doesn't make sense at first, keep going and a paper will emerge. The surprising thing is that sometimes it might take a direction opposite from what you originally intended, which is OK!, not a reason to start over or scrap the thing. 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It may appear that mine "really hasn't " only because I've chosen specifically to have it appear that way, on purpose, you know, because I now have the ability to consistently (rather than coincidentally) make decisions, use appropriate judgement, think rationally and clearly about long-term outcomes that stem from behaviours. So when I decide to be light-hearted and joke around I can foresee that you'll retaliate by being a little twit, and I'm okay with that outcome. This is the internet after all and you are nobody to me just as I am to you! I don't blame you for claiming you have better things to do than researching information that would prove you wrong, I wouldn't put the time into it either, who wants to be wrong?! I fortunately, don't carry that burden at this time. Besides, piddly RC planes are more fun than researching something that was a waste of time to you yet you've invested enough time to reply to every one of my comments on the matter anyway right? Turns out your " better things to do" was talking to me, and so for that I'm flattered. I however am now bored of this back and forth with you so I must bid you adieu. It has been fun, except not really, but kind of. (see what I did there? or do you? or do I? No one will know for sure.) Cheerio! :P "bowiss" ლ( ლ) Well definitely not the absolute worst problems You know what the *best* part about Twitter is? When you have a issue or need help from their support you have to "message them". The message you send is *also* limited to 140 characters It might be a good idea to use your brain once in a while. 6 of the first 9 games on the road ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Where did you get this? I must know ಠ ಠ ...dafuq? Yes, quite.... i used to think the quote was, "people in glass houses shouldn't throw paintings". Never mind, I just didn't expect it to be the "Let's Get Weird!" video I'm coming back as a walker and biting you. >He's basically saying that? You bastard. 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We as people of this great nation pay for these " protectors " but all it seems police do these days is " serve" their own best interests. its What I never understood is how you can disguise yourself and run down the street faster than a car, or scale an entire building with one jump, and everybody thinks it's normal. So there's 2 dude in a marauder suit? That,,s a she male Why do you have half a dog next to you? it's just the name of the dog dude? i know that sami is the word samis prefer, i'm part sami You gotta be pretty damn lazy to not even watch the original video How did you know I would go for ? Great job! Yes. Damn it now my history looks weird ...but the price I got college all day Yeah, sewing using fabric patterns (which have not fallen victim to size inflation) is disconcerting because I magically gain 6 sizes Cheddar is an English cheese. from Britain. 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In addition, do not come in late, write with a pen, doodle in your notebook, check your cell phone, use a laptop, talk to others, talk back to him, or eat a bag of chips without first placing the chips on a napkin or tissue on your desk My cousin is a stand up comedian (Aussie in Canada) and as such it's hard to prove where his income comes from so he can't get health care. He was bitching about not being able to go to the doctor and his room mate goes pfft whatever, first world problems. Ah, no, actually, I think lack of access to medical facilities is a third world problem... I must not have read down that far. Meat?!?!?! God, no! I still chuckle every time our eleven year old asks if she can give them the extra chicken on her plate . When I picked him up from FA I was iffy. After his first few starts I was like OKAY...now "Possibly" NSFL. What is your definition of NSFL? ** ** Your username. It's been inspired by something related to poop, hasn't it? Her name was Thelma... 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Irony Tried this on my P.E teacher today. Got sent to office I've never had a Cobb salad with 2 whole avocados I am pretty sick myself, in addition to a lot of other people I know (local and non-local), damn weather messing everyone up Actually, it is Please tell me it's something with higher quality than a DVD I'm paying to watch. I know what you mean, lol. I wasn't trying to come off as elitist, but i do realize I sometimes say things that do that. I guess its just a different view on the world. I use to listen to of grindcore, heavy metal etc and the elitism floating around those particular genres was insane. I bought into it; once I discovered EDM is when I started outgrowing it and that is why I have a particular bias against being so elitist on genres. Then again, its everywhere and sometimes its not with bad intentions; it's just people who feel really passionate about the genre that feel the need to express their opinion. Nothing wrong with that. 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Calm down bro. Comments section is for comments, if you don't want to see comments, don't scroll down. I would say bullshitting if I hadn't witnessed a ridiculous amount being consumed within an 8 hour time time span. My SO has somehow built a tolerance. Cameron from The Sarah Conner Chronicles is leading with 48%? I love Summer, too, but really? dafuq??? wait.... where did my underscore go They... both have the same slide. (64 for Google and 9 for the Oracle deck). Who hasn't seen a wiener at blacks... You got friend-zoned in Skyrim terribly so Mycroft is not a Pokemon. crusty holyshit. That's insane. If she suddenly brakes for whatever reason = flying baby We don't. Thats enough internet for today.. I was going to ask why you know that, but I'm not sure if I really want the answer anymore. alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = ( . )Y( . ) ( . )Y( . ) Because this is always an intelligent thing to do Oh thank you for the clarification dopofiend! I didn't realize that people forget they're holding things when they're high and incidentally place them in their pockets for safe keeping. You see, usually I publicly castrate the perpetrator for making an honest mistake instead of doing what this chimpanzee did and thrust out my hand when I see them lighting a bong with it. I wasn't aware that I was not allowed to ask for my personal property back. The Playhouse is fine as it is... Yes! This tends to be the biggest issue I have with myself, quite frowny and masculine looking (jawline, methinks.) Also when I'm with my family, comments I get the most 'you look SO much like your dad!' Thankyou for your comments! ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ . Must stop reading. This is disturbing. Okay one more. Just finished the thread Dachte ich mir gerade auch Wait wait, there are Winonans who go on Reddit? Thing is, we're not dating That's Björk, not Bjork. Counter, as in, you simply using the M26? I have you tagged as "Masterbated @ at work, in school, in the library, in a museum, on a plane, in a car, in the woods" Have my force sensitive babies! Ok, ok. @myself. Oh god why I can't stand steam support either, in fact, I don't think I've ever got help from them. It just ends with me growing extremely impatient after a 2 week span I get a copy and paste response with zero relation to my particular problem. Actually had them close tickets without responding even once or twice. Annoys me that it's not as frequent where they suck so we get shunned I liked the platforming. Fighting is fun, but there are plenty of other modes to play if you wanted to fight. What I really didn't like about SSE though was the repetitiveness. The levels were already similar enough and then we had to do it all backwards Said the wasteful consumer. He slept with young boys? You're a tattletale *and* a coward. OH GOD. Their is a person in they're I'll spread the word to a few redditor friends of mine who apparently live here, but aren't subscribed for r/Fairbanks, for some reason. WHAT? Hitler's birthday and the Columbine massacre. M26-fest? **HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK** ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ 9gag Doesn't work that that...unless there's already an on or off in the name, it doesn't work My reaction to most of the ads on the site: Logic and strategy are strong with this one... Australia: ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ phrasing Do you really want to know? Sure she did. This is already on eBay!?! Man... I hope some copies of Heady Fwends appear on there, it's not being released in Australia at all.... Mega bummer!! A moment to be horrified there is a product called "rape tape", please. That totally sounds like a porn name. Oh I thought they put up a list because nobody did any of those things. based on your username, do you even go to work? :D You are a shameless karma whore, sir. Yes, they could be eggs from the rarely seen burrowing dove of the even rarer western oviparous gopher "Its big!...Let's kill it!" What is this, I don't even. Best Italian restaurant: olive garden And what is wrong with running a kennel? Pretty little thing aren't you Too recent for the insurance company issues I mentioned. That's just them being dicks. I was playing last night in a Huttball when my sound cut out. At first I was like, "Nooo! I got the sound disappearing bug!" And then I realized that while doing some fighting my finger accidentally hit ctrl+s. Really me? They care about detail and color THAT much while using an iMac screen? This man....never listen to this man. Anime girls.....creepy? This is beyond disturbing I immediately when I saw that... I'm like, "why??!" It doesn't count if you gave it to him to hold. I'm always serious Or when other people can't be original, and it ain't Ubisoft here. EA doesn't make Assassin's Creed... I don't always upvote This is a bad example because if Terrans only made marines, they would lose most of the time and that wouldn't make marines OP. No extra guitars? Came here for the same lyric. The first sentence could be passable as just stupid, but combined with the last one... My avast acted up too. the thing that bugged me was the hind hooves They're not doing too well for themselves, are they? My step-dad was a maritime worker (cargo ships, he worked for MERCK, I think?) and he says the fact that the captain falsified the log book is a big deal. But take that with a grain of salt, 'cuz he's also crazy. Me either. To hear him talk like I only knew him to then all of a sudden scream must have been extremely startling. "We'll just put a happy little tree right here and we're all done. NOW DROP AND GIVE TWENTY MAGGOTS!!!!!" Tried to read at lunch, got disgusted and stopped...now I'm back and can't look away. Stephen Carr I was like too. blonde haired blue eyed black male Israel I'm not going to tell on you, but... I think it was a dirty hit on Turgeon! Just joking, we have gotten over that. No, I bought it regular on steam And it still needs the CD Key. Thanks Steam. Every time. Stay away from the frozen food section though...hard to keep eye contact I would hear this playing in the radio, point it out and people would brush it off. WTF society! Why the fuck would I be a troll? I'm pushing 30... *I* don't get it You bought *what*? Ugh. No kidding. ( ) I'd say that one ( )>--■-■ ლ( ლ) They should have left him as a Horseman and then not have them completely buried by the nWo. lmfao. ok, let's try that in English. You've modified the suspension on "just about any Subaru race car"? Sure you have. There was no conversation. ...but who took the picture? female caterpie turned into male metapod turned into female butterfree Creepy Woo living in Cypress! Woo commuting down 290 and back every day. Woo. Guys, don't downvote Since88. He has a point. Do you ever find yourself picking out profiles from those messages and scanning the pictures, going "ok...ok...cute...ok...o, " then disregarding EVERYTHING else about that guy? It's been a while since I had a girlfriend, but I'm still finding hair pins from time to time The guy calls himself UncleJuice in norwegian I thought I was the only one that had done this. When he finally sat down at the end of that gif I was like 'there ya go, old buddy, see? It wasn't that bad'. Partly because it's true, and partly because I don't want to see anymore people dying in gif format. What...? You're right, it will be much funnier tomorrow. ...Star Wars x adidas Originals **"Yoga"** I'm not sure why one would even compare the D7000 to the D3200 One is a pro-sumer body and the other one an entry-level DSLR is it just me or did that cop look exactly like hitler? im pretty sure that in the beginning of the video a girl said "yeah fuck his ass" Oh how original. Did this guy really just float the idea of trading away Hoyer for Gaffney? Wow.. Way to go guys. Downvote him to hell, that will surely teach him. I gave them to him today. I'm afraid they're all gone! The sad thing is I don't think he's that much of a Pokemon fan. He asked me what the "mouse one" was called. It took them this long to have this "epiphany" So the danger was... the possibility of the sperm surviving? Well " " is right, I think you're just directing it at the wrong person. She was talking about being bullied over it. Don't use a paintbrush to cover up words. It doesn't work. actually i just got freaked out because of your username... no more Euro-whatevering again!! Hahaha yeah, amateur hour from a one-trick-pony team with a bad coach who have won 13 out of the last 15 trophies they've fought for. "Then you" I couldn't stop watching it. Wait what? how can a shower overflow? It has a plug hole Unacceptable Matt . 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No finger just Because we're always more interesting... Your ... 'summer house' ...?! REPOST ~~Canada? ~~ Why would she evolve in grade 10 if she was already Vaporeon? I don't think you thought that through at all, Sir yeah... because a guy holding a shield can stop a 2000lb. monster charging at you at god only knows what speed... Good work game physics ... ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ And it's a good thing that you've killed that dread beast. Now you will survive another day to have poor trigger discipline... I got kicked off a bus once because the driver thought my clarinet was suspicious. I even opened the case and showed her what was inside: an instrument and some sheet music. Misread this; at first I thought it said "Oat sauce." >Stop trying to sound educated Still nothing from my provider, Time Warner Cable, about HBOGO on the Roku. One exception though. Door do not reach floor > that final driving school mission. I was more than confused when I got multiple texts from friends saying I let them all down. Irony of everything is my Dad works for the DNR and frequently dresses up as "Smokey" for the elementary schools. I upvoted for you. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY! And she will watch you… Everytime you do Boo, where'd its face go Read this as "stomach bag" at first and was like Mostly this ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ^&#3232;\_&#3232;^&#3232;\_&#3232;^&#3232;\_&#3232;^&#3232;\_&#3232;^&#3232;\_&#3232;^&#3232;\_&#3232;^&#3232;\_&#3232;^&#3232;\_&#3232; Blowing a load from *standing in a picture with females* Yeah, because cigarettes are something to be tolerated. Then why are you even commenting here? Oh I thought her pissing in the corner of my room was her marking her territory... women ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ No, see, we're better than Facebook users. Lost me at first bullet point "More richer" What do you mean a joke? This is incontrovertible proof of the holy spirit. Could it be that you have like ten rats in a container not even big enough for one? He's 10 and playing that? Such a bad idea putting anything sharp into your junk. Cause those with low paying jobs are the people you DONT want at the polls in the first place. I'm a dude, and had to ask my fiancee to explain. I don't watch porn. She does. I suppose it would have been funnier if we hadn't disproved the title in figuring it out. Girls watch porn. From my personal experience, too much. Sometimes she's too tired for me. :( After the third time that happened I took away her dildo. Next day, making salsa, she sees me grab a cucumber, puts her hand on mine, and I shit you not, says this; "Baby, please don't use that cucumber. I used it last night too. I won't say what i used it for but... It definitely wasn't salsa" I second that I thought the woman had the condition. That's what this was supposed to be Dick Swabb Mine said "discharge, you are beautiful." That was pretty chees-- ...Oh. I see. Upvotes for you, then. Caribbean Wat why is this necessary?? He doesn't notify anyone anymore, he thinks its hilarious to just put the lid down and let the succession of people who wake up before him in the morning discover it It annoys me. It turns the focus on Shaqs extreme desire to emphasis his statistical superiority and takes away from the present activity way too much. I used to love Shaq, now I think he's a sad clown with a low self esteem. I'm craving rice crispies. There's a Greatest Hits edition? Of a strategy guide? Why does it sound like someone is testing some sort of experimental antigravity field near the tv? I'm the head ref at my local field! Each field carries their own set of rules and responsibilities so it really varies. I actually rarely get shot. Then again, I have boobs. Most of the guys avoid shooting me, while our regulars decide I'm a perfect target. You should NOT be on reddit. If this isnt your picture OP your are a shameless karma whoring butthole Well, I never got mine, and it was from a LEGIT case of Stella Artois. So, yeah, I still think it doesn't work. Wait....really? I read "he's fucking the cute pup home" What is the world coming to. Thanks for all of the great advice guys. I've been able to dissect it and determine that I'm a pestering female whom is also a closet homosexual. No wonder the relationship didn't work out! City bus. I was close enough to a trolley stop that I didn't give a fuck apart from having to wait an extra 3 minutes and being totally bewildered that the driver didn't know what a clarinet was. I get that no one listens to Benny Goodman or Jimmy Dorsey anymore, and I get that a briefcase lookalike may invite suspicion, but to not know a basic instrument when you see one? I tested out only using a VPN on my pc and next I was blacked out b/c my credit card address was in the same zipcode as the game. I'm no expert, but if I were to hazard a guess, I'd say that's not what that's supposed to look like I could say a lot of things to this, but they can be summed up with: In the name of all that is holy woman, use imgur That is the cutest Probably a theist too. You have asthma and smoke? Sister's work made them use I.E. instead of Firefox, because Firefox had too many security issues, or something to that effect. You're reposting something so old that even Tosh.0 has used it for material My mom, when she was a kid, (back in the 50's,) went to a Cleveland Indians game with her friend, (who was a boy,) and his dad. She caught a ball, and sure enough the dad told her that she had to give the ball to his son, "because she was a girl, and baseball is for boys." Mother. Of. God. I've been looking for these all my life. What is that pinkness and what not That is obscene Wait so the whole other team went scout and you're the one that went engie and turtled in a corner TIL: people come prepared for this kind of crazy ... You said big bag of funions on your desk... You don't think stoned high school kids will notice?.... Come on bro Some people are assholes (v )> I will never be able to look at my tea the same way again... Look at the chalkboard, u may see something mildly surprising. How much do you have to spend to get a free item? I spent $400 and didn't get anything There seems to be a gap in information somewhere between "walking home from school with" and "following". " ". Socialism=Communism And I see this while sitting on the loo I think old Texas was trying to continue the tradition that brought us such great leaders as George W. . Because all child molesters bring their victims back to the parents when they are done? J'aime? This is r/netsec, not r/I_Don't_Know_How_To_Use_Active_Directory alertpj, redditor for 12 horas.. There's no communism in MLP. >No. But I am the original Jaguars fan. Everyone else is just my seed Well... That would be a good place to hide it, I guess, but since he's my SO he'd probably find it pretty quick. The goal is to SHUT DOWN the airports and financially cripple us. You blow up a few Delta hubs and you inflict a billion dollars worth of damage. The goal isn't body counts, the goal is chaos and financial misery. So it makes way more sense to shut down ALL the planes via attacking the airport itself then to try and hijack a single heavily protected plane. Right? There's a red rectangle over my parents house We're getting our asses kicked globally because while every other nation on earth is pouring massive resources into alt-energy technology....we're stuck with a bunch of doddering white Republicans obsessed with gay marriage and passing Constituional amendments to outlaw birth control! Thanks Republicans! Cannot unsee. A friend of mine showed me this in class three days ago. On *9gag* Aw man, I hate this quiz... Usually on the first day of school, one of our teachers (usually the math teacher) will pull this out and give it to us. ): Nobody actually reads all the questions before working on it. So whenever I see the words "read the questions on this test first" I get suspicious. I agree, I noticed a symbol next to Lauren faust's name, it was a symbol leading to an article about jews. They use the word 'lesbic' or 'lesbical' (what does that even mean?). People like this screw up the world. They probably have some secret girls only server . Saw Shadbase and cringed. Read the comic, and luckily Skyrim didn't die inside of me...like every other game and kid show he's made cartoons of Only because the priest was sufficiently advanced not to go ahead with the whole "black people are the result of Cain's sin" shit I thought grandma was O.K. until I got to #6 I don't want to talk about skyrim. I just lost my 60 hour save and still want to play it. But not from lvl 1 anyway another good RPG is kingdoms of amalur Really don't understand what he's doing in the apple subreddit anyways No freaking kidding. A couple years after graduating I had someone from my old highschool who told me everyone was afraid I was going to bring a gun to school. It was one of those " rly?" moments. Are we looking at the same pictures? Other than karma whoring, I don't understand why people make stuff like this up. I was relatively suspicious of it upon first glance, but I though "Eh who would go to all the trouble to fabricate something like this? And to what end?" Wrong **again** Of course. You know what kinds of people they hire. Plebeian uneducated theists. Saw this yesterday in r/photoshop battles He got pulled over a lot for drunk driving in his younger years. SPAAAAAAAAM Barney "alot" Nice to see this making the front page again. Yeah, the bullets and bombs are flying just like that, right? At first, I thought it said that she gave birth to 69 children at once... I hear you on that one. The parents are the biggest thing I'm worried about. You know you're a teacher when you ask: Why the hell is this kid so much trouble? And then you meat he parents... If he turned a little to his left, he would look like this: Tl;dr. I work in a clothing store, and one day I was showing a woman this jacket. From the other side of the store, some preteenage kid is screaming at this woman, "MOM! MOM!!" She's trying to ignore him and listen to me until he screams, "MOM! FUCKING LOOK! I JUST WANT TO SHOW YOU THE FUCKING JACKET I WANT!" She then cuts me off saying, "Excuse me," and proceeds to scream back at the kid, "CAN YOU NOT SEE I'M TRYING TO TALK TO SOMEONE! PUT THAT FUCKING JACKET DOWN! THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY I'M BUYING THAT FOR YOU!" She then turns back to me and says, "Sorry, what were you saying?" Everyone in the store was like Did anyone else see the reply by Jason Hurley? Oil is a great way to keep them off your tail Must know what happened here > Le I try and drink "cheap" juices, being that they're mostly water. I can get two cups of that down What's the bet you would find this on the front page of r/spacedicks Yes, indeed Did you really come here just to post about Facebook? I did this in 20 seconds with beer. and baculum means stick in latin So why is it called explainlikeimfive instead of explain? Celine Dion it's not askedasthoughimfive it's explainlikeimfive, isn't it? y u no eli5 ლ( ლ) Maybe it was season long bet that the Leafs wouldn't fucking blow their season out of the water. Oh, this is gonna be good I'm one of those managers I guess It's not that funny when someone shit on your face ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Do they really want "adobe flash" to play an iOS demo vid? Ah, this. I'm quite disappointed that I have to steal the Elements of Harmony with Braeburn. How often do you go for a run and how long for? One day I would like a body like that. ಠ ಠ Just Reddit? As a German Shepherd owner, I cringe looking at this because my 100 lb. moose of a dog would kangaroo kick my ass out of the bed on accident. Yah, haha my girlfriend has one, and it doesn't really like baths, but it keeps running on its own poop in the wheel, so every time it hates taking one I'm like : Built* Good point, however probably not the best time to be using the phrase "calling a spade a spade".... Implying that Goku *needs* to be a super saiyan to win Best one I ever heard was from my mother: "Derp, theres a problem with the computer, all I can find is that other internet you've installed, what happened to Microsoft's Internet?" You put your dog down with a shotgun ? This guy's an airline pilot... YOLO I don't think he needs too... Or should. My wife and I got a court marriage in GA and just stared at this part of the form for a good few minutes with a face that closely resembled o_O + ... A total *"WTF is this?"* moment. Do not want. This is fairly basic programming. As for the math... algebra would probably suffice. If you wanted to take it up a notch, algebraic set theory and numerical analysis. Check out NumPy. I'm not sure it's fair to call what you've illustrated research, but these types of operations are the underpinnings of things like stochastic modeling, which is research-ish. Anyway, your thoughts are good...but I'm going to hazard a guess that you don't have a math or compsci background, in which case you need to read. Books that might appeal? Princeton companion to Mathematics (Gowers). The Art of Computer Programming (Knuth). And many more. With this collection of books and python+NumPy you could probably publish something eventually... If you're a brilliant masochist with a penchant for number games. It's weird how cops don't like us although long boarding on the sidewalk is the same as biking on the sidewalk in NJ > I pointed out how using polls was a logical fallacy...so you respond with more polling? Better polling? Went back just to see what you were talking about. Now I'm all >We're getting our asses kicked globally because while every other nation on earth is pouring massive resources into alt-energy technology....we're stuck with a bunch of doddering white Republicans obsessed with gay marriage and passing Constituional amendments to outlaw birth control! Thanks Republicans! Nice to know that while China is developing next gen solar cells you guys are hard at work trying to get Creationism added to high school science books. Black people dont play frisbee ... i call bullshit but i dont know enough to prove it. I thought I'd missed something too. I briefly decided that I'd just have to play the multiplayer, and the good endings (not necessarily happy, just good) would unlock. Joke was on everyone. It's a good idea but you flat out stole it from the man. Incredibly shitty move Not cool, dude Can't unsee My girlfriend is a former vegan (just vegetarian now) who ran a marathon and has two rescue dogs Parent pleasuring themselves in the same bed as a child? Down-voted because neither are you my trig teacher in high school would explain a problem, we didn't understand, so she'd explain it again, and get a different answer. My heart rate goes up every time I get a text message. I have the alert sound for my text tone, and the codec ring for my ringtone. The codec ring isn't terrifying though. I feel a bit like the character in the comic when I get texts, except I put my phone on silent when I'm in class Internet explorer I misread this as "pillow farts" That means your implying that Big Macs taste good. I think you spelled "eh" wrong. My caulrophobia just flared up. IF I RECALL. I don't even know why I typed that . this is a man who made a "iron spider" suit for peter parker to use. all the while using it to collect data on his supposed "right hand man". The metroids are here I fucking despise this one. What makes them think they can tell me what I believe and/or know about things? I still don't have a shiny and my eyes are stuck like this now from staring at the screen too long lol btw a friend of mine offered me an Articuno, but I'll still attempt to get you that shiny, which will eventually hatch. :D , I ♥ unicode which has more than 26 letters. "You had a testimony when you were younger!" Yeah because I was a kid and easier to influence, and I didn't want you beating me. Those eyebrows.... "You have been disconnected from the battle.net service" Internet Explorer is not that bad. A girl in my math group said this to me the other day when I told her i play in an INSTRUMENTAL metal band. She definitely got the face. Oh, restart it? I never would have thought of that. "we're in no danger from border hopping Mexicans," My last name is Gray and everyone spells it as Grey. I live in America John Lennon is dead?!!! Thanks for the link for confirmation I am both shocked and not surprised that this exists on the internet... Wow! I never thought of this. I have seen it there but i never played with it. It's cool enough to make me consider dropping my grandfathered unlimited plan. The only thing I got out of this article is there are midgets in the Olympics. I remember when Arizona was in the NFC East ( ) you know, there's something about your comment that speaks to me.. Two and a half years. Hail Mary? That's an upper-decker son 45? I'm 23. Hmm, is using my extra mouse buttons as shortcuts via logitech setpoint considered a 3rd party program? ಠ_ಠ an Seriously why do people do this? What's so special about 4/20? At my school we always called it Senior Skip Day. Apparently some parents think it's sanctioned so they call their kids out redditor for 34 min Yeah it really sucks when I'm trying to find all the jailbait and gore you post And you decided to test this on an ultra-hardcore? A hallucination. It's only an if the h is silent. For some reason my brain quickly read that as "pillow farts" man I'm retarded I asked for a Havana Club and Coke in a bar and after a few minutes the bar tender asked me what is Havana Club, I was like so I settled for a Morgan Spiced and Coke and found a new variation! As r/wtf titles go, this one is pretty damn descriptive. Usually it's just or WTF?!?!?!?!?111 Wtf? "I could walk right up to the president and blow smoke in his stupid monkey face..." it's funny because he's referring to GWB, but if you think about it in today's terms "The withdrawal of a name cancels the effects of baptism" In Twitter you have a limit... In Facebook you can yell forever. Was reading further back for context, and 2 Kings is violent! Verses 10 and 12 he incinerated 104 soldiers who were just doing an errand for their king. Well that's shitty. Oh that will help reddit's image > >** ** Oh dear god! Lollipops... My mouth gets all sugar-dry from those. It's worse than morning mouth after forgetting to brush your teeth the night before. Pulse fire anivia Why the fuck are *your* lands behind your creatures? ^(ಠ) ^ಠ Sometimes I don't understand reddit , sometimes people are condemned for an obvious repost, and sometimes they are voted to the front page \^(ಠ) \^ಠ I have the strangest RES tag for you and I can't remember why. Your mom died on my birthday Slow loading GIF? No problem. Nice one faggot, now the realitykings pass works for no one. fucking liberal redditors ლ( ლ) To be honest, I went vegetarian because I heard it makes semen taste better. I tell people that's my reason for going four years without meat and they're usually so that I can escape from the conversation. At least you have priorities Lol, gotcha. Yeah, I was mainly messing with him, it was a little weird being the minority in GHS, but I didn't mind it &amp; acclimated well in the school. It was the violence &amp; fights in Germantown HS that I had to get used to. My first day there I opened the door for this guy in a full leg cast, while he walked by I asked "Ouch! What happened to your leg??", &amp; he says LIKE ITS NOTHING "Oh, I got shot".... yep, I just realize I meant strawberries. at me, I guess its time to take a internet break. I thought it was funny... I'm glad you made this point. I'm wondering when people forgot that putting food on the table is a tad more important than making a trivial statement about how much they deserve in life due to circumstances, and thus won't get menial jobs. Life is not fair, it's tough shit and you just have to soldier through it. I have $30k in debt and work at $9.75 an hour (after six years of retail), and not even full time because my employer hates having full time employees and is slowly eliminating them one by one. My experience where I'm at now, hopefully, will help me land a slightly higher/better position in retail elsewhere so I may make more so I can have the luxury of even bothering to fancy for an eligible job in my field of study. Bills come before thrills. Even if I went to college for the thrill-job I use ESET. No problems so far. Bit defender used to be good until it started detecting system files as virii I really wish I could remember why I have you tagged as 'Watches Tortoises fuck'. They're the "right" colors because the fucking Lakers used to be in Minnesota too Yeah, I'm living in Hong Kong right now and I see those King's Glory ads all the time. I just don't get that cartoon guy always standing in the middle... steller Jesus is the answer. Good to know all that fancy calculus was bullshit. Kinda hard to lie about the the Emperor being dead. That is EXACTLY the issue. My boss only knows about maybe a tenth of the time that I have spent working on the sites. Read this as "The most beautiful penis" I would love to know how your life can possibly suck more than my life CURRENTLY. Just curious . I will upvote your comments every possible chance. Well at least you spelled medieval right build it downtown More people should know about restrictions, people putting passcodes on wifi iPads then trying to use find my iPhone to find them. how did you manage to do that? Dat username kjhatch is an awesome mod, WTF? No, but I bet it less annoying than CHEMOTHERAPY. Did the guy make eyes at the jury after the verdict!? Zapfino Goaticorn? There is nothing goat about her. She's all unicorn. Hey man. Leave the kiwis alone So, yes? Yeah, it chafes when I urinate all over myself. Parking is sometimes just that shitty. I work in the West Loop over by Racine and Adams, and there is absolutely ZERO parking when I come in from 290. I usually end up making figure 8s around the area for a good half-hour just hoping in vain that a freed-up space will appear around the next corner. Then I'll just say "fuck it" and park somewhere semi-illegally and shitty just so i can get to work. Now just think, I need to do this everyday, five days a week... ### Thanks for reminding me Upvote for having a boyfriend who knows SOMETHING about makeup. Mine not only doesn't know what's what, poor guy is also colorblind. I could be walking around looking like a hot mess and all he'll say is " you look hawwt." I just violated Derpy Hooves Fuck that, she smoked a pack and a half a day and ate like shit.... but her family is convinced the Coke killed her. says Samuriguy Their source is a high school math teacher He crossposted it to *three* other subreddits. and why is it faded Wrong sub ...I don't even...I'll just go with this: Yeah, I love how it basically has a expression. "No, I meant what I fucking said. " At least there were 2 sequels to Mass Effect Anywhere I can read about these plans? Not much on tfwiki.net Redditors - Masters of romance. hahah Dammit, that makes me feel worse. ^2 Haven't had that problem, owned it about 6 months and it gets heavy usage (read: too much reddit ) Bro, you're in denial. Posted a month ago . Redditor for 9 months. cool .gif but, i hope you didnt light that with the candle ** ** racist much? seriously, why do you think this is a story? care to explain more about yourself? FUCK. Just in time for my graduation. That was Canadian money Another 'iPhone' relevant post Cannot unsee legs.... Clearyl this menace to society needed to be dealt with from hard earned tax paying dollars. I can sleep safe at night knowing this officer of the law is protecting the street of america. Not before I read this post. Yep, and now I can't find it on my DVDs Dude, take it down. There's crazies out there. exactly my thought... Ah thats probably exactly what it is actually! I had to uninstall res recently because it would keep forgetting my settings every time i closed my browser ( ), and I only just noticed it after that! Sloppy bitch That entire episode was just . . . how does it work? What if god is one of us? Wrong movie The fuck was that shadow? Mine is simply "Tom" and I still cringe but I guess I should feel quite happy I was suspending my disbelief until this comment. Me thinks you just copied and pasted that first paragraph from Fearan, directly above this. I do **not**. And that was the point, which I didn't convey well enough, apparently. My bad. > "Anti-Muslim racism"... Racism that is not based on race. Makes perfect sense. "is a righty" "DivisibleByNone was kicked for using grenades" Waited way too long for gif to load Vehicles, I think vehicles are actually more dangerous Reddit is such a giving community That's Cubone's dead mother's skull... Only thing I can think of is that she kinda has a look on her face. "hate aggressive recon." Its cheaper to get the 'euroknaller' nuggets deal, 6 for 2 euro. So 4 more nuggets for the same price mc donalds logic... That was during beta testing, ofcourse the servers are gonna be stressed when a billion people are trying to log in at once. It probably wont be like that at release Every time I see this at the bar I go: I just stumbled into this post and have no fucking clue what you Brits are talking about, and I speak English. 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Great logic. With the belly nearly gone mine are more pronounced. A few days ago, I had an exgirlfriend tell my current girlfriend that I'm great in bed. They went on to have a full 15 or so minute conversation about me in bed. But of course Who could possibly use Christianity as a reason to deny global warming? Whoa, that's a lot of missing flesh! That's no tramp stamp. It's a cow with a male voice and udders "Just hit a new level" It pisses me off to no end that this little bastard is going to get more action in 7-10 days than I will in 7-10 years I'm ing at the show itself But Firefly is so much better. Japan Probe? Had a guy in our circle that set a joint down in an ashtray before walking out of the room. We 'd pretty hard. ლ( ლ) Human=Animal Humans are no different from animals, we are just more intelligent and have advantages caused by evolution. I cannot see a difference between animal and animal Sir/Madame. My Iron Ring and I disapprove of your stereotyping. Because child molestation is funny. I thought you'd found the final boss Spider!! A perfect game is awful baseball? I thought you were joking. Then I looked it up. Holy fuck. You're welcome. Now LEAVE IT ALONE! Fuck children? Just kidding then I'd be my dad. Anyone can *threaten to sue* for whatever they want. I would worry about lawsuits where the plaintiff won on a claim like this and, to a lesser extent, where the defendant settled. If I merely threaten to sue you for infringing my copyright on it is just a wild claim and not a newsworthy event. 17 seconds was too much. *Too much.* Boobs! Ass cream is not a laughing matter I used to think that chicks had a vagina and a ball-sack Well no shit, especially when you threw on the cling after she didn't reply for 20 minutes Wow. There has never been a more "Mother of God..." moment in the history of the universe! She can only come out at night... Mother of god... Where the fuck is this going... I had never seen this meme before! I would like to see it around more... That is an order Reddit. Were they "stunned" as in impressed, or "stunned" as in ? To bad nobody explained this better, some people got kicked I do this all the time!!! Where's my karma?? And you omitted Sweetie Belle why? You've learned **NOTHING** from Henrik Zetterberg! ლ( ლ) redditor for 6 days and a trusted trader without any rep? Male genital mutilation? Amish redditors... Half of everything on /r/TheLastAirbender is tagged NSFW… for some reason. Uhh I definitely know better than that. why was she throwing a FEATHER DUSTER at cobwebs? Went through an RBT, got drug tested. Was totally sober. I guess I looked high or something. Drug testing on 4/20 day It looks quite disturbing, actually. ಠ_ಠ just mod4 *** *** *Repost* ** ** Those last few books ruined pretty much everyone for me though. K.A. Applegate needs to learn how to end a gorram series in a satisfactory manner He didn't get subbed Yes, your limits at making a proper title it seems. But seriousle...*seriously* the squid monster didn't work...so ****ಠ_ಠ**** if that doesnt work then ** ** EDIT: They change magnemite to electric steel in generation II, but not Electrode So many posts named ...ogawd I went to a wedding once only for it to be filled with real life god botherers. Theirs was a dry reception, too. Depends on the body part, and how much of it you wish to keep I'm fine with the support pool as long as the other team doesn't pick my Janna I like how you don't even pretend to be objective. My sister-in-laws boyfriend made a scene about him having to buy a white tie to the funeral of the girls grandpa. He argued that they were expensive. This is from a guy who spends hundred (if not thousands) of dollars on japanese collector toys... Yeah and commies! I don't know if I should assume OP is American or not. Redditor for 7 hours   Welsh Redditors... Hey ! Engineers can be good looking too It was a good post but next time don't title something " " Because it's over used and It's funnier if you can give it a catchy title. a planet called cassiopeiae at 1:13 So "business as usual" is your answer? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I hope you're right. I'll make sure I get factory-sealed jerky. No one wants dew on their beef > ಠ_x Not like there is a particular shortage of DOTA or FPS/TPS games as of late, lol. I just love the charm the game has, but it's currency system is ridiculous. Not to mention the fact that the game wasn't even supposed to be released yet for several months, but they managed to have a fully functional store open just in time for "release" . I love Uber, but they really need to get their act together and prove they aren't just throwing out a weak attempt at quick cash and are actually developing something that players can look forward to keeping them actually on the game for months/years to come. The first MNC had that problem, it just didn't have lasting appeal.. this one has most unlockables in a cash-shop and sort of makes that appeal that the first even had go straight out the window. "Olé!" is a Spanish (as in Spain) term, not Mexican. Because he knows all the details ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ It does mean something when u spell it backward and read it out loud.. Why isn't there a NSFL red banner like the NSFW one? Seriously, it's not hard to come up with a title other than " ". "All white cathedral" I had to go buy another bucket of protein powder on Saturday, and on my way back home I ran into an old acquaintance. She took a look at my huge bucket of protein powder and said "Oh are you going to start working out?". Start? Bitch, I've been training my ass off for the last three years. Have I really made that little progress? Yes because the Prophet (PBUH) travelled to Rome, Athens, and Alexandria to get the wealth of the world's knowledge. Someone told me that these frames are supposed to resemble an aircraft taking off... No he doesn't You really couldn't finish typing "Washington"? How does one empty a clip into someone? My line of thought about a minute ago: Oh, this comment has NSFW tag, whatever i have headphones on. Wait a min... why is there an xHamster logo in this harmless site, ohfuckohfuckohfuck *close window before video starts playing*. Silly me, I was about to watch a porn vid right in front of my mother . (Also, commenting so I can watch later) Yes, let the animal born and raised in captivity free.... REO Speedwagon, Styx and Ted Nugent. Next show will be Eve 6, Third Eye Blind and Blues Traveler? Completey wrong, and you keep repeating it like you know what you're talking about. haha. Oh man. Memories. Is it just me or is stuff like this happening more and more. I live in Toronto Canada and recently there was a case all over the news about honour killings. They know its illegal and don't care. Damn crazy people vá alveg eins.. holy shit that is a dumbass thing to do `#`10 - SmokedWeed_Fag Why does 2002 look like 1995? >Oh I forgot, having money makes you better then everyone else, right? I was also thinking that they were really young, but then I looked up the year it came out and apparently we're the same age Then how the hell are you going to carry the water? Did you honestly type "they'res"? How do you even do that? Kill it with fire All it gave me was Norn Warrior and Charr Mesmer, I clicked compute 20 times. Not very random We have $30 scratchies in my state, yes $30 for 1 scratch game The world needs more guys like yours! Definitely a keeper. The last time that happened to me, I cleaned the guy's sheets for him, blew him a few times as an apology and he never talked to me again Actually yes Sweet Jesus Last month, I had 3 periods. I had my regular period, then started new birth control right afterward. I had to take plan B, because the condom broke too soon after starting the new birth control, which gave me a period a couple days later. Then it was the 4th week, so I was off the birth control for a week, which gave me a period. Downvoting? I'll do the same for you sir--enjoy! I am not implying that is is okay to drive drunk. In fact every post I have made I have categorically stated that it is not. If you'd like to have an informed discussion about this without attempting to insult my intelligence while downvoting me for my arguments, I'd be more than happy to oblidge. Sadly, however, I fear that may not be possible with you. I swear ive seen her before, I was on a bus and I looked out the window and went I once, back when I was 12 or so, got a brick from my uncle, with the words "Works with playstation!" on the box. Yeah, Washington and FDR defiantly had no reason to go to war. I still thought it was funny. Usually it's something stupid about weed funding Al Qaeda. So when they do something like this at least i can laugh rather than ing I love how it's popular among females... Trying not to think about that in relation to their username... But..How do you prove that the proof is true? How is this new? I've had LED lightbulbs for almost a year now, and I live in Sweden! Sure, they don't look as fancy as the Phillips ones, but they have warm-ish light, are said to last 25 years, use 85% less energy than normal lightbulbs and cost about 100 SEK which is around 15$! Stopped reading after the first four words ... Ok it is clear you either, you are completely psychotic or just trolling I live in a small rural community. There seems to be a lot of drinking and smoking going on, and I don't want to be a part of that. I guess it's frowned upon to not want to get into illegal stuff. i'm kinda diggin' that song but... what the **FUCK** did i just watch?!?! I was browsing r/all but that doesn't mean I just let my 4 year old see everything i'm browsing >you are completely psychotic or just trolling > 1) Legalize and regulate Marijuana like alcohol (I know this sounds cliche, but it makes sense ) I got a printer for my 18th birthday. I actually needed one bad, but I was not expecting that to be my *birthday present* Also my brother got a blow-drier one year for Christmas. Those two gifts were random because my parents actually normally got us something interesting, even though we never got anything expensive. Yeah! It's not like the article explicitly mentions the scientists holding similar opinions, making the above attempt at extrapolation totally understandable, or anything. Wait... "Though the data were very 21st century, the conclusions are nothing new from an evolutionary standpoint... we know from traditional populations that men don't get involved in child care so much, so they're not so involved in helping with the grandchild" ... oh, shit... you clearly weren't taking an English test You arent WorstAnswerPossible Traditional fantasy = SOIF? The guy who introduced me to ASoIaF pronounced her name Bre-nee-nee . Antistatist, you know like antistatist.org. . . like in the link. ლ( ლ) Still waiting for proof. My name is roberto and im italian wtf Those socks. No just no. have you ever done anything to do with math in your life Oh my And morons are usually the ones who reproduce the most Torrents != piracy I'm Oregonian and eating at a restaurant that had been poisoned in a bioterror attack by Ma Anand Sheela on behalf of the rajneeshpuram in 1984. The restaurant is now called Spooky's. You could've bothered to spellcheck a four-word sentence. Niggers huh? He must be one rolling joints. Real niggA's smoke blunts. Yes, also don't forget Diggy Simmons She said it was Target, come on man, get with the program! Not even for that price. dat username. Diane Carrol ? I feel your pain. When overtime started my knee was bouncing so hard the guy at the bar gave me a free shot and told me to calm the fuck down. Wouldn't the milk drinkers have stronger skeletons? Right, its supposed to Caption is "Oh Thank God" ... If it happens again in the future? Those idiots ask you to ruin steak? Steak shouldn't be pink, it should be fucking red. I can tell you that many baby boomers worked on their careers and were one of the first generations to hold off until their late 20's and even 30's to have children. In my urban area (I'm 17, born 1994) most parents are entering, if not are in their 50's...my parents had me later in life when my Dad was 45 and my Mom 42 (63 and 59 now respectively). Most people I know have Grandparents in their 70's or even early 80's. So don't be so about it, they are more like the Grandparents of 0-13 year olds. My friend would make me do this with Animal Crossing dafuq did i just read.... > Dear CBC: please stop assuming that I want to watch your stream in Punjabi. It's great that you have it, but it should probably not be your default when someone clicks. Redditor for 2921 hours Am i the only who feels bad? Because i really do feel bad for the octopus... Oh god I apologize and will remedy that immediately. I'm a noob still, both to WoT and this Sub-reddit. Everything I've posted here has been met with . Thanks for the upvote though. Dat pie plate! It was popularized by XKCD. I modified it for the purposes of this thread... They were on sale at my Walgreens but not the neon colors . The funny thing is you were looking up the Seattle Sperm Bank on the google maps One day I loaned my friend a notebook. He left the notebook in a teacher's class. The next day the teacher showed me the notebook and asked me if it was mine. I said "Yup." The next thing i see is her whipping it to some random page and saying "Did you write this?" It said "Savage likes it anal." and "Savage is a flamer." all over. I had to say I did it... It was dfhawks3, the dude who posted this... wow, 2009? How did you do it with such primitive technology? And it wasn't even the person who he/she was marrying Utterly pathetic, what a poor image to project of kent state university. There is a reason kent state has the motto can't read can't write kent state. Also one more thing this school isn't that great of a party school in comparison to actual party schools from my experiences nobody on this campus or school truly know how to handle their alcohol what so ever and it's clear to see in the "riot" videos. As for the "riot" it wasn't a riot it was just a bunch of white kids who had too much natty light throwing a hissy fit and "sticking" it to the man. Yelling things like YOLO and FUCK THE POLICE trust me when I say the majority of kent state students have no clue what the real world is and how pathetic they look in comparison. Also grow the fuck up really drunk fights and trashing the campus makes you cool? No it makes you look like an idiot while you sit there all smug thinking I'm so bad ass I was just in a riot that's so awesome. No it's not, as a fellow kent state student I'm appalled at the behavior of our students and what message an image we are projecting as a student body seriously let's grow the fuck up people this isn't high school. You are not cool because you drink and get in a fight and throw trash around. rush limbaughs brother david made a personal attack on me then blocked me on twitter after i posted a link to factcheck.org rebuking his argument about Obama chartering a private jet for his dog to go on vacation. He posted everywhere. "No one can deny they gave it there all" I live in a pretty rich town so spoiled kids are everywhere, in school one day there are these two girls talking to each other. Then I over hear " My dad bought me a BMW instead of a Mercedes, what the fuck?! I told my dad countless times for a Mercedes instead of this piece of shit BMW!" It was a brand new 2009 BMW 5 series if I remember right *Lynch*burg? Well that'd just be making assumptions I remember back in the 90's Biggie Smalls had lyrics about how he carried a Glock with Black Talons in the clip (I believe he was suggesting that he used them to shoot Tupac ). That round just seemed to get an unfair reputation for being used for violent crime. Robot enrichment? The New Orleans Hurricanes Yeah - ruin this guys WHOLE LIFE over a drunken prank. That sounds like a great idea. This is the first time anyone has ever seen this! I honestly couldn't tell that from some of the questions asked on this Subreddit. Yeah because you got in trouble for that. Little shit. Seems legit? DAMN IT DON, SHE WANTED PIE Says the person who posts naked pictures of themself on one of the most visited websites on all the internet. I don't want to be rude but.. no shit that's pretty obvious Potentially wasted loading time? Come on it's about 2 seconds, 10 at the most. Oh, but *still* IIRC you're good at destroying maps too (you know what I'm referring to) My sister (19) gave me acne cream. what has this world come to I see no problem keeping the dog I mean it's their fault for leaving a dog next to an unsupervised baby, Idiots In prison, it's YOU who sucks. $3.80 here in Texas would like to see her snatch No shit Yeah, it always annoyed me that my squadmates could scale the 6 foot wall with ease yet I had to get a boost to get over it. Did you cut the ears by yourself? Not always Glad I'm on Reddit in private. Yeah I caught that too. Sarcasm This... In some cases I end up looking for the S position on the list (as in Spain) and it's really there, but in spanish which is España The trick is to not be so obvious and stand there Your cat has the look of disapproval. It's only 2 dollars worth >You can edit your comments..... somehow, i dont think Carlos Jacome had 401K or dental.. Oh WTF That baby like her dick in his ass... Seconded. Also on that note, how in the name of Gooooogle would somebody so well oriented in the ways of the interwebs think it's a new product based on there being a new commercial? Fourth or fifth grade? Shit, dude. I know a guy in eighth who still believes... I hate japanese art I'm not going to argue on the fact that they're important. They're just so crawly and shit seems im not the only one with this issue. Sounds like it cropped up after the latest patch. The only solutions I know of iare either a router reboot and google dns. I havent heard of any official response to this issue yet either I read that as "Toe suck fail". Not sure why I still clicked. * tilts head sideways* Because 2001-2010 should've never happened... (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ This is old... I don't get it. You both spoke with incorrect grammar.. false, the person who i am talking to said they did not comment. nice try ;) things only deserve to live if there aren't a lot of other members of their species? I sure hope you are At first I read this as "stop killing transgendered species" Mother of absolute fuck. I hate your family. I already texted my mom too wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait... she can get boners? It silver... </facetious> Obvious troll is obvious. Unless you have some serious trauma in your past, nobody would act like this toward their nephew. You should be ashamed. You are no sir. Hopefully not a rental . Nickelback is just a victim of a hate-all-canadian meme scheme. It's all Justin Bieber's fault... YUCK.. last owner's hair. Why are hitting on your mother? Too much... I'm here to defend the right of people to carry out rotten ideas with likely shitty outcomes. lololol And you wonder why your parents are hyper worried about you... ###You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline. Where the fuck do you live? Middle-Earth? It's not a ninja edit if you announce it ###It's. This was released March 9th I knew this was coming... Hahahaha, you must give us an update. If she's serious, I might actually eat my shoes THIS is the only post that actually answers the question. Well, the one I'm replying to, techincally *this* post doesn't add anything of value. Anyway the point is: Toad Battlelog beeing racist True enough. Although, it would be a different experience. Even though they're twins. I do not want to see how 'shitty watercolour' would interpret that. Dammit, my brain actually went " it's mane" ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ looks like he was the one who received a falcon punch This just reminded me how epic the ending of ME 2 was, unlike a certain ending... None load past 1% You're Cheese curds. . . and all you're worried about is your cup. Spaaaaam ... Mine didn't auto correct to anything And here I am paying more than $6.80/gallon (¥148/L) over here in Japan and you got troubles? Newfag direct links to 4chan... But Zelda is the guy.... You drew the princess. > The poor results on my upcoming exams would not agree with thanking Blizzard. Also, I take chemistry courses. All types of chemistry courses. Physical chemistry, macro chemistry, analytical chemistry. All types. I think it's important that you know I take chemistry courses, and that it's not just any grades that will be affected, it's chemistry grades Why did a liar make it to the fucking front page..... ( ) "Hopefully" ( )~--■-■ Roaches are small? yeah. I'm getting kind of tired of the amount of people who make reposts, and even more tired of the people who take those token reddit comments like " " and "dm;hs" etc that once were funny when timed correctly and beat them into the fucking ground just because they know they'll be able to extract some amount of karma from people. I've got a good one for this thread... my friends and i were at the little league world series walking back to our seats, while we were talking a friend brought up the subject of hobos looking for cigarettes in trash bins. Out of nowhere this lady smacks my back, and says " and then your roll them up into blunts and smoke them, right?" well my friends and i all had the look on our faces while this lady walked away... my friend called her a bitch as she walked away. good times.... Some couple named their kid ''Dovahkiin'' for free Bethesda games. 15 year old man... Yeah, cause there's actually people that WANT to look like Left Brain I just made this face in real life: Cup of water after every beer? '*On* accident' That's really nice at the beginning, but a bit after a few months. If you appear desperate enough they won't do anything. The other women look like this some will say 'fuck it' and join You know you're losing an argument when you devolve into arguing semantics. I am Swedish and I approve of this level of racism. The crocs in OPs pic however Yes, I totally agree. It's great that kids know what shuffling is but today's shuffling is basically jerkin' thanks to LMFAO . Have ALL the relationships ended up with being ditched in the woods? Clearly you didn't check that he checked. Okay....respect the person's gender identity who doesn't respect your sexual orientation. Got it. That website doesn't look like bing How much trouble would I be in.... (/ )/ |____| What about just the two of them getting drunk in her studio apartment? I'm not sure you know what a thumbnail is. "Ha-hahahahaha... " Judging by how you spelled "pci",I could see why the search engine would think that. Yeah cause im such a hipster Except he's laying it up. I think people just find it hard to take Turkey's stance on moral/political issues seriously when it has tried in vain to cover up the government sponsored massacre of millions of people. It's like the USA imposing sanctions on countries that track citizens net usage For Digg? ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Are you saying population of most of the countries in this list are fixing deformities. My name is Audrey, and sadly that would be the case in my family "Bowis" How does she still have a job? (On that note, how does Harper?) ~~British~~ food... Aussie food... Because we're SO deep at WR. 'Jamaican' >I can't wait to tell this story to my kids one day. Repost from the front page... Wtf. I think I've ran into you in at least half of the subreddits i'm subscribed too Who the hell is upvoting it? **ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ** Web development pretty much downplays itself if you hate Silent Realm, I think it's better for you to no buy Phantom Hourglass and Spirit Tracks Don't complain, he made this for you! But I can't pee with people watching me. Nowhere in that quote does it say "Death is nothing" Alright, that's enough trolling. Anderson, Machida, stop this right now What.........the...........fuck!? I read 'rubber brand gum' You were drunk? Oooooh well then that makes it perfectly ok. ಠಠಠಠ ** ** He did, didn't he? my co-ops and internships were paid It's shit like this why I still can't get a job. You have to have loads of experience already, so there's nowhere that I feel like I can apply to without getting a yeah at my house i seriously have to make at least a gallon of sweet tea a day. i fucking love sweet tea iBuypower is like just as bad as Alienware Billet grilles... Who is on acid? Your grammar is awkward and shitty. My brother is a sophomore in highschool...he brings home his school newspaper and leaves it on the couch. I was bored started flipping through it...they posted a article explaining reddit! They compared it to Facebook. I almost started to cry. They said upvotes are like "likes" on Facebook Yup. That's all that is. It's JUST a tree. hold on The thing with the little boy's penis, that wasn't the deal breaker? Umm wat? In the movie Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Neville gave Harry the Gillyweed instead of Dobby. Book-to-movie inaccuracy always pisses me off. Because this is really your dog, and hasn't been circulating the Internet for at least a year Apparently Ned's daddy Lord Rickard was alright with flaying I read that as "fuck the doctor" . Yes, I guess so. He said link, not comment I'm from NC *rereads* I'm pretty sure Cary has no crazy population. Oh god, please don't do SCI5 in june. I have exams then and can't possibly watch the tournament This isn't exactly a movie, these kids didn't have a plan going in. 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Big happy smile, make a joke (that's actually funny), run his hand through his hair, fix his glasses (if they have glasses...personally I think guys with glasses are really cute [maybe because I have glasses myself, I dunno]), make eye contact when talking (look in my eyes, look away [but not at my boobs ] then look back up), be kind and seem interested in me, and be yourself! :) LOL I purposefully came here knowing I'm ignorant and unaware, making it very clear that I am here to learn. I'm sorry. Do I offend you with my lack of knowledge? Have I done something wrong? I'm sorry, for whatever I may have done. Also why would Jesus fuck his mum? It's become downright depressing Actually if you turn around during the beam run, you'll find your squad actually just stands there and watches you. Helm's Deep ** ** *shoots* No it's not. Not even once. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ lvl60 ftfy :| Gonna suck when he drops that thing. Why doesn't anyone go with Vinyl these days? Seriously Why you gotta go and ruin my Caitlyn skin for me? Thanks very much "swimming" I've seen "ethnic cleansing" played in response to "Things white people like"... Yeah.. what a *fun* fact Drawing rage faces… If that's the Delaware River... are you posting photos of New Jersey?! or Humans You know what would be awesome? If I could get a stand alone streaming HBO subscription in addition to Netflix. That's exactly what it feel like. or you're about to have to worst diarrhea ever. No ship in the world will survive being torpedoed if her watertight doors haven't been INSTALLED YET. ~~British~~ food... ~~Aussie~~ food... New Zealand food... If we are going there, I think you meant to say molested. ^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^^^ You just had to, didn't you? Damn it. Me too. OP thanked areo for the list of useful programs and got downvoted... ಠ_ಠ _ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ _ no butter: NA 201 Your "(if) you know what I mean" does not match your face. wat. I was in a band called Butter Side Down. This gives that phrase a whole new meaning.... A random guy once pissed on my car... As I was walking up to it. Of course it's effeminate. It's not real music like COUNTRY music, give me some shania twain I'll Rock that shit all the way to Nashville What the actual fuck is *babydancing* But... we do teach them the history of science Fellaico nc state has 500,000+ votes Nigger baby. They were driving down the road doin 80 throwing those pop rock things and shooting of cap guns. And I was in 4th grade. White text on white chef uniform... I still don't understand why you do this Oh that totally doesn't sound like a little girl's cartoon at all And the boss who needed the kidney transplant has already been caught abusing her donated organ. She's either a world class troll or she's really fucking psycho. Fuck that bitch and her 6 figure salary. I'm not sure if i should be creeped out or just worried This is very true. When i was around 14 - 17 everyone started calling me Harry potter and justin bieber. Now, people call me collin farrell. Couldn't help but think that maybe white faces are recycled and they morph in time Username Same here. Switched to a laptop and still nothing. That's my job. What the fuck kind of Dildo's do YOU use. My friend owns a floor of the Plaza (Park Ave. #1). It's nicer than my actual house. remind me how awful the mens' bathrooms are again? glastonbury dude. everywhere. Is this 1999? What's going on with your code? Font tags, inline styles, no doctype... Dekalb is not Chicago... "The old man said it was a long-standing habit to threaten his wife with the unloaded shotgun." Long-standing habit? push her on the stairs i feel like every man i date eventually says something along the lines of "why do you girls use so much toilet paper?!" really? dude, did you date my Ex? Its ok because i smoke american spirit Things you stupidly misspell while trying to correct someone else on grammar. to soon Yeah pretty much ruined the game for me, especially when i got hate messages about how i "HAXD TEH GAM" because i have more points than a person with more kills than me I'm thinkin' not in the slightest... oh god, I never even thought of that as a possibility before The article says they will be cutting dozens of jobs.... Bravo............ The initial pink Taric had a purse in it. well, you didn't do your mom Why would you purposely grind your tires into the ground and collect every bit of shit you can in your treads to then be thrown into your undercarriage? Also, it scraps your tires... Oh, cheese and peanut butter crackers. I thought this was a satire. THIS IS REAL? Remote desktop :( The fact that our society made anyone from the jersey shore up to celebrity status Out of 3000 people at my school, there are quite a few... >how classic Im not sure how i feel about the combination of minty and eyes As someone subscribed to /r/alisonbrie I find this disturbing Ya. I was on my side on a hospital bed when one of the doc's there said she was just gonna check for dilation, so I should relax. The only thing I had time to think, before I found myself acquainted with her very cold finger, was that it was going to be a check on my pupils Only time I will ever upvote someone for this dumb comment invoker,stormspirit, qop, necrolyte, pugna, prophet, tinker, silencer, leshrac, destroyer.... few and far between... Firip I hate this. About 4 years ago, this happened and it was on the bottom row in the middle teeth. Well when the finger nail was in there and I was trying to get it out it pushed the middle tooth back. So now it's kinda fucked up Are you a girl? When ADWD came out, GRRM said it was 3 years until the next book which pins it as coming out in 2014 (ughhh too long to wait ლ( ლ) ) Odd that you posted this... I was just in the same situation too, except I replied. It was on the Hitler-Islam link, in a favourable way . Sigh. "I was trying to kill time" This'll go straight to the front page Good to know considering I'm moving there next month Reddit me svaki dan podseća koliko nemam talenta za bilo šta "emma watson photoshop" tag Your subject implies PG Tips is not a generic (shite) tea. Something that will literally take you 1 minute to read, you need a synopsis for? why can't DICE make multiplayer look like this? Sounds like she needs to be re-educated on the wonders of bacon. A couple of my ex friends from back in highschool used to chew/suck on the flavoured condoms, like gum. yeah i really don't get why they made the park area exclusively for rush and SQDM. why dice? Yeah I've heard people say he's Naruto from the future... Why do I have you tagged saying you hate Kerry Wood? ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Would you mind if they were having sex in the bathroom...at school? Edit: A hotel I stayed at stole my favourite brand new stuffed toy when I was 12. Fucking fucktards. >:( I stopped at "hott". I have an iPod. Or that the eggs don't hatch on my face.. Yeah, I NEVER want to go to India either. Not racist.. just the things I have heard.. Done the first two.. that is not funny. I won a trip to france. It'll start 05/02. ... CLEARLY I started singing it today in the bathroom and I was all like, hahahaha! I'm so clever and my husband was all . ......... i mean, the holes are really close and all, but... come on! Earily.. EARILY. Alright, I'm leaving JewTube. Sneaking in... or sneaking out? You've been kicked out of school, so they didn't accept your payment (you're lucky they were so nice). That almost happened to me one time but then I realized I wasn't an idiot and passed all my courses HAT LADIES I, for instance, used to be one of those. Then I took a fake $100 tip to the bank. Confirmed: already on front page. If only my penis was big enough to upper cut me She'll probably get about 6 inches taller. Then that'll be her height. We have two others and they're about that same size. We can't put her out with them yet. Last time we put a girl goat out with the male he killed her >ait a minute, I'm a douchebag for not liking Coors light? >Skin Tone: ??? OP's username... What do you expect, they are all spending their money Are there really buildings that do this? First thought was "I would never put my books in a haphazard floor pile like that ." Well now I did. ︵ I bought one, but the lapdock was retardedly expensive, and the phone itself took two minutes to start up from cold boot. I imagined someone hesitating their listing-off just to stop and make that face: You're a terrible person. You got offered 'a another job'? dat is pancho... I seriously look forward to the day someone tries to call me out on it and I can knock on my carbon fiber leg and be like "Is this handicapped enough for you?" It may sound snarky, but I have the placard for a reason as do 99% of everyone else who has a placard. Although, I had a friend of a friend boast about how someone gave her his deceased father's placard and she is 100% able-bodied but uses it all the time. **.com** ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Okay, I didn't hear about this until now. This is complete bullshit! I shouldn't be punished for being a loyal member that engages in the content when it comes out. I hate when that happens! My grandpa works for NGC on the F-35, not sure what exactly, managing something. He brought me a few because he knows I want to be a pilot. My brother ripped one of them up when he threw a tantrum so this is the only one I have.. D: Your brilliant plan is to just ask for sex? You must be the first person in history to ever think of that. rly? thats the one bothering you? not the super heavy one? 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All 50 of ours are bound to Romney for three rounds. It was a joke. Wait, I thought Islam was a religion, not a nationality... Cause you know...all that freedom leads to intravenous drug use, sex with prostitutes, mountains of blow....One does not simply move back home Why the hell is she carrying a prosthetic arm at the end of the shot? ** ** Since when do you have a dog? The world can't always be categorized into a meme... ICWUDT ghost blade....so bad why would you do that > But... Oh, good. Don't ever compare the Cock Hungry Games to 1984 and Animal Farm. When I was a kid my parents thought it was funny as all hell to wake me out of a dead sleep by slamming the door open. You might actually want to show that packers or saints flair... only way I can see why you are here... Internet explorer and WoW pinned "Forget files being too big to email" - And we're ok with chipotle That cheese and lettuce. How about someone who wanted to save someone's else's life . That or she just wanted to gain points with the boss. I had been with my ex for almost a month. He was way too clingy... enough to want to be with me for 24/7. After dumping him, he went crazy on me by texting me every second. I swear I felt like I was the man of the relationship. I'm a woman. I'm from L.A. and while I love my hometown teams (except the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim, ) I can't see myself becoming a die hard fan of any other team. I love and miss football so I would probably go to a few games, maybe split season tix with friends, root for the hometown team when they're not playing the Bucs. But no matter what my Bucs come first, through thick and thin, it's a marriage. No twelve-year-olds. One meant to take an article and accidentally a conjunction. Soon Your source was Gangs of Boomtown.. Hey, we called no Roseanne. Tagged as "funny accident" Dear god! What kind of tree drops those?! That would take out a windshield at the very least! 2,308. Don't ask how I know. Lawyer dog is a terrible attorney. Interesting...the opposite was ingrained in me. My mother always warned me against dating another Asian because she said they treat women like crap and are full of machismo. Of course she constantly tries to hook me up with her friends' sons at the same time. Also he didn't prevent the wildfire. Wildfire being the metaphorical for the damage he was about to cause to you and your life by lying to you This isn't /r/shittingadvice How dare you not yet, soon tho Ah yes, an *Indiana Jones* reference is the best possible thing to be said about a girl falling through a sinkhole. Says Troy_Davis... Agreed, ppಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ k. Dodgy older siblings, usually! Some kid thought it'd be good to relay information he'd been given by his older brother on dildos to me aged eight I was not referring to them. They are good chess players but I don't find them attractive Uuuuuuuuhhhh-huuhh. That's cool. Yea. Killing things. That try to kill you. What if that chimpanzee become a rapist. ... i bet that guy fell asleep or something Same here... It really is a vicious cycle. I recently did that. New MB--> Oh I guess I need DDR3 and I might aswell get 12GB since I had 8gb last time. Its not an upgrade if I go back to 8gb. 75gb Rapter drive to 128 SSD since im at it. Additionally when you get older my upgrading friend you will have your wife/husband giving you the old look, *just* for these few upgrades. I had a friend from Greece and I asked him once to explain what something in the Bible meant. He gave me one of these faces and explained that ancient Greek and modern Greek are quite different, and while he would stand more chance than I did at understanding it, he would rather pull out his own teeth than help me. He looks like a younger version of my friend's dad This really needs to be included in the official Perl distro Mom? If you signed a 12 year 64 million dollar deal you're one of those selfish guys. >I had a friend from Greece and I asked him once to explain what something in the Bible meant. He gave me one of these faces and explained that ancient Greek and modern Greek are quite different, and while he would stand more chance than I did at understanding it, he would rather pull out his own teeth than help me. It's the complete opposite in Danish, where there are strict rules of when to and when not to place a comma. im really scared for the internet. its so jung and new and then congress is continuously trying to rape it... How old is this girl? Wheather? This is Facebook appropriate? ( ) What in the actual fuck?!?!?!? looks like he has a nice cock too My last name is Hussain too, my dentist asked me if I was related to Sadam Hussein >Yes, because there are so many false accusations of sexual harassment on trains. You Didnt trust a stranger on the internet This thread is bad and you should feel bad ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ We've been in Q2 for 24 fucking days Free addictive substance. Seems legit. EDIT: It's not Net[f]lix's faultಠ_ಠ It's those damn studios, like Para[m]ount we,should be mad at EDIT: Not if Kid Sister has anything to say about it. ~( )~ I agree with the guy who evidently shit on OP's mother Or "-wt." says the country that gave us the Black Eyed Peas.... You don't serve uncompressed video over the internet. litter box. Sadly enough, I didn't. Was the end of semester and she moved out three days later. Also, she was my semi-girlfriend at the time, whom I watched the movie with in the first place (think friends with benefits), so I was a bit reluctant to... force the issue. She's too far away atm, but it's not forgotten. One of these days... Torres gets 25 games in the NHL because he is a repeat offender. But, I guess this "Metta World Peace" fella doesn't have any sort of history against him rite? Edit: AlienBlue for iPad has a ಠ_ಠ button. Score. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Baby of Argonian and Khajiit parents You do realize this is a post I found on facebook... I hate you You want to repell me? Stole the inner part of a sticky tape dispenser as my bit broke and I didn't want to pay for the replacement bit. You forgot Jim Brown. Don't know why you got downvoted. Other than the typo: Jim Dru*c*kenmiller. This has to rank as one of the worse decisions in the history of the organization, next to a certain Louisiana gaming boat thing. Walsh opposed this pick and wanted Jake the Snake. This guy was supposed to be the Franchise. The guy taking the reigns from Young. I mean, he could throw really hard and pull a tractor. The only saving grace was that it was only a late first round pick :P …harrumph That's the lyics to a FatBoy Slim song Why the hell would you longboard in toms Why do you have such a terrifying poster? I was coming here to say this . I'm more north of Sac and I've never even heard of that. Lady in the Water. I love that movie! I say that and get a room full of staring back at me. damn... dog=hamster, hyena=sewer rat... definitely Watched Game of Thrones in class? I still fell for it... That's just... " Sheriff Nigger"?Is typing 'Cleavon Little' too hard? I don't think I want to ride to uncc from south carolina And once again, a potentially semi-decent pasta is ruined by an awful ending. ...I am disapproving of myself now for the second question... ebay.... ... good luck with that Thanks for reminding me how much I wanted... well now want again, Topanga. Dem lips Tires that lasted the entire race + refueling was way better than what we have today… it was so awesome to see MSC put in quali laps just before pitting! Plus, you actually get to see cars *go fast* the entire race, instead of going 15 seconds slower than quali at the start… Does it lick the carpet? The damn takedown lever ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ** ** ifunny Was there really no one that corrected the title of tis post???? You're*.... I can attest that this is sadly true. I live in a city that's almost completely lower middle class to middle class citizens and all the teens seem to think there is to do for fun is each other. I'm excited to be leaving my local community college on schedule because I don't know if I can stand much longer of being surrounded by teen mothers and people three years younger than me getting married and having kids. I'm 21 by the way I've seen a similar event as a .gif and a youtube video a couple years ago. There must be a lot of people running around in Hamburglar costumes snatching McDonald's from the drive through. I guess it's a good thing I don't eat fast food. Not sure if complement... or insult? Everyone chill the fuck out...I have arrived. The guys on 0:25 remind me the character of Jude Law in "Talanted mr. Ripley" I know what you're up to. Who's that? Where can I down vote that website? Got that shit in my eye when making up a batch of onions. It hurts Thanks... and yet you didn't upvote.... I'm from Miami too! If you're Cuban, you know the many many colourful slurs that Cubans like to call the gays They make "lesbian" sound like "pecan pie". You can kill your balls? "Stick" I notice one of the xbox copies appears to be missing so you apparently can't complain too much now can you Why don't you just make this a YouTube comment Stay out of the kitchen when someone is in there and, yea Catholics are weird, but you don't have to bark at them at 830 Sunday morning. nice work. I want more boobie pics too but I couldn't figure out a way to sound legit itegrates? Do we know each other or are you 'ing the class number's correlation to a certain time of day? If the latter, then know that's the only way anyone could ever understand that class... Ladies, if you want to be treated equally, this shit has to stop. ......... In front is a Yellow flag which represents a land mine. The balloons were a boobytrap! That user name The answer is "no" If this is so important, why did you put it on a comment about a gif? ಠ_ಠ SOMEBODY'S Too many. mfw I've had kidney stones. I'm now having flashbacks. Coachella Fashion trend 2013 ... gold stars ... JAG ÄR FRÅN PLANET MINECRAFT! OPPA MEJ! OPPA MEJ! Didn't even get a autograph from White-Ra . But seriously that is really awesome that your Dad enjoyed it! Troll or not, this is really making me feel uncomfortable. Trying to justify the possibility of killing others is a no no. This earns the major look of disapproval . Ee-roh may have an answer for as well. Why is a 15 year old on ur friends list? Rory? ಠಠ ಠಠ GODDAMMIT! I even have you RES tagged as "FUCKING SPIDERS" and I still fell for it. This is why I hate my generation. There have always been idiots, but now idiots have access to social networks to tell the entire world how cool they are for smoking at 15. Quarth. I don't know what's more dangerous his ass or his Nokia phone...... You did it again Sir I knew he was a moron within the first two minutes when he said: "Someone's got to stand up to the experts." Oh, that sounds terrible! I've never seen Tourettes, and it's always seemed glamorized to me. People actually just tell you to *stop?* That's full lean!!! LOL whale of disapproval $100 starter? Definitely wtf... Clean your dock... Again THATS JUST SAD REDDIT.... My father has a whole library of the books that are the style of the ones on the left... Maybe 800-1200 books? I had no idea they were so valuable You must not have ever driven on the 580 I hate most of AA's lyrics. Especially Not The American Average. 'From the first time I saw you, I knew you'd fuck like a whore.' The arms really don't fit to the rest of the body. It looks like a other man is holding the razor I don't think r/funny is the place You should go to The Rock, I think it's in Anaheim. It's a fun cultural experience . Yes you are right, an isolated assault incident is really news worthy of the national spotlight. come on dude its clearly state that** "YOU are the controller"** isn't that enough? I live in Orlando, FL, and my job is Tech support for realtors, which mostly makes up 60-80 year olds. It's scary how you pinpointed me so easily. "You sank my battleship!" ... "You pwned my pawn!" I don't even like redbull...lol I just thought it was an interesting photo, compared to my usual sight of rabbits humping They didn't even proofread this once There's almost a whole paragraph that has been copied and pasted from... two paragraphs above it ಠ_ಠ in the middle of another sentence dont know if you noticed..but this is one of many shitty spam posts hitting offbeat Somehow I think you're a moron for misrepresenting what I said which was a simple idea in the first place you idiot. Scumbag medication, Y U no give me same sexy sexy side effects? True, i saw it saturday. It was made only for the special effects, it hasn't really got a plot or a sense. I mean, you built ships that can travel great distances and small wheels that can destroy almost everything they see but you can't detect a huge boat in the force field that you made? Prostitution to a whole new level? Seduces me with tales of possibly hot older legal Sister, provides no pics. You seem to have forgotten the AMA about the guy who had a full sexual life with his Mother *Crosses fingers* "don't be black... don't be black... don't be black...* No, I'm from 9gag. That and we're still wait for the next coming of Jesus...much like our tireless wait of something else And then I was still . Oh, the terrible things I would do for that mount Congrats! Interesting, I didn't think about it from that angle. Although, I remember a number of poor friends from back in the day who used drugs, but never seemed to buy them Not reminding my girlfriend to take her birth control... You laughed again afterwards. My cousin told me I look a lot like a skinny Seth Rogen, but the weird thing is I'm not skinny... Are you fucking serious? This isn't even a rage comic I'm feeling hopeful now.. damn you! and your well placed magic sky steeling contraption! These two actually meet at a police station to exchange the kids. Why the face? I'm sure it'll help the VFX industries bottom line.... those guys and ladies paying to work crunch time on a product that goes on to earn billions, *they had the privilege of working on that product, it would be utter madness to suggest they should receive some meager payment for that work.* Then how many billions would be left to pay off the MPAA? This sounds too epic to not have a picture of She's probably about 14 in this picture. Erase top half and it spells I Love you, for those you haven't seen this before. Very sweet of him by the way. I showed my wife this and she called me a nerd. This has to be fake, right?... Right? this post has come and many many times. yeah cool story bro, tell it again. I silently judge everyone I see... granted no one should care but... resubmit it... Mariuz: At least give some credit for ripping off my headline. Outside of /r/perl, people might not realize that that's actually the syntax of a valid perl statement (except, of course, that if "use" failed, then would be undefined). That's odd because I was 12 when 9/11 happened and I'm 23 now I'm with you on this one. ಠ_ಠ Owns every PS3 title ever made ಠ_ರೃ ....only plays COD > As far as you know I saw that This guy was like 7 feet tall. I politely asked him to move a little to the right so I could see. In return he gave me a dirty look. I read an editorial in the St. Petersburg times (left-leaning but I guess the least shitty newspaper in the Tampa bay area) that claimed the stand your ground law allowed people to pick a fight with someone and legally chase them down and shoot them and claim self defense. I'll be sure to keep that in mind. So basically art? So, just to make sure I understand this correctly, you made a novelty account specifically to correct this post, even though the post was already accurate? ~~Go kill yourself.~~ Speaking as someone in the (unenviable?) position of teaching undergrads in the humanities, I can attest that the OP is not at all alone in this apparent confusion. I have students using "novel" to describe everything from textbooks to short stories to poems, and I have no idea why Reminds me of an episode of Intervention or something of the sort, where the girl had a permanent feeding tube connected to her stomach. She was at a barbeque with her family feeding herself with it. You can't tell but I am looking at my screen with the exact same look on my face. That sounds like a great plan. Ah, this post is exactly what i thought it was going to be. I currently coach an ACHA D3 team Such butchery of such a perfectly good books. I expected downvotes, but I consider these upvotes to be downvotes for American journalism ... Nice try, Hasbro exec I'm the one in the second row on top to the left. When I looked at this pic I was like what are they doing? This is the first time I've actually went IRL. My eyebrows are tired from watching this video. As a waiter, I curse you. Because that always works out... Not me but my friend did this. We were at a local ice cream/restaurant place with a few other people. He and another friend of ours went inside to put down our name for a table while we waited outside. While walking in the door of the very crowded restaurant, friend 1 was joking (not serious at all) with friend 2 about friend 2's recently acquired girlfriend. He said, "yeah, you're about six seconds from clothes hitting the ground to penetration." He turned around to see a girl around age 6 and her parent staring at him. Didn't say another word. ..... His mom said he could become anything in life..he became a chess board If she's not someone who you thought would run away why are you tracking her via cell phone? I have had that happen too many times Sorry but what a pointless episode, spend loads of time talking about you basically putting some gps tech in a bike (already been done before) and then end up dumping that because the battery is low and leaving it unlocked for someone to steal ... Sounds like you were starving for real material so you decided to do something that no normal person would do and voila it got stolen, quel surprise(!) I keep telling myself that the pictures in this thread can't be *that* bad, but they inevitably are. Was that a megafart? Event info available for Facebook users only, apparently. I thought this might possibly an interesting treatise on the nature of free expression to turn nasty. I wonder if that's actually true, or if at least some predictive modeling can be done to determine how positive or negative uncontrolled discourse will become. Instead it was somebody claiming to be not upset that somebody called them a fag? You made the tumblr dashboard for breakfast? Skarner with 4 basic boots and two doran's shields. Said he was tanking. I read "even a 9 year old got me a boner." Does this mean I've been duped into doing a large corporation's dirty work? not a word Bengals fans I read Geth Flashlight as Geth *fleshlight* Haha I send it girls I text when conversation dies down. It's a win win. They'll either laugh and convo goes on or she'll send you nudes. Haven't gotten any nudes yet Can I have a robe? 2:04 "we're gonna jam some metal" If you're willing to walk down the street with your hand in your pants, I'm assuming you're willing to do a lot worse, so no A match decided only by....penalties... I saw this, too. NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE I mean I love Doctor Who ... it's just ...is that necessary? I *guess* that qualifies as an instance of Rule 34. But when a lonely forever-alone in his 20's does it, suddenly a lawyer or at least some disapproving looks come into play. The caption says backflip _or_ no..... NSFL; you sick bastard yes because shoving a reporter out of the way to scream at the camera is akin to going up to someone and hitting them in the head with a pipe. One word... Waterbenders I can't unread those... I fucking love the ಠ_ಠ button, I just wish there were more ಠ_ಠ's instead of just . ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ........ ........ My parents say orientals too How in the hell was your name not already taken 17 days ago? I work IT and This makes me want to watch thumb wars. Thank god I wasn't the only one with this experience; after all of the "You'll last 10 seconds dude!!!" comments that was the last thing I expected . If by celebrity you mean.." famous person" and not the entertainment industry.. Then I would kill that guy in Norway ...Brievik. He's famous.. For all the wrong reasons. What a bastard. She's staring into my soul >seeing the specialist Why is this in trees? And everyone loves it anyway. > , otherwise known as the “look of disapproval,” is a character sequence commonly used as a reaction emoticon to express one’s disapproval or disbelief. Ugh, that was depressing. I'm glad my daughter was close enough to hug and kiss just now. I didn't start crying until she was in my arms. So, um, thanks for sharing that? He's avoiding wherever you are. Pic of what? My dick or my phone? HALFTIME I hate it when parents refer their child's age in months after they are a year old. Can we please get a Not Safe for Looking at While Eating notice? We're talking about weed here, not fucking E Wat Did you get this off of 9gag? "Le me derpin". Pads. Not sure if want. Apples never break down!! Wait...right handed people fap with their left hands? Holy shit. I've been doing it backwards. I'm left handed, but I do plenty of things in a right handed matter. (Ex: Swinging a baseball bat) I figured using your righty was normal. How long did it take you to figure out they weren't? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ So you know where I am yet your going to find me ಠ ಠ ಠ ಠ ಠ ಠ I called earlier but I didn't get an answer! ლ( ) No winners... just a bunch of and ಥ_ಥ Awesome, though I hope they find a decent sound editor I think it's broken. Because why would anyone throw out a perfectly functioning bunny? Do the Jewish people of Israel understand the irony in their oppression of the Palestinian state? The Final Solution & Holocaust comes to mind. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ That list almost made me a vegetarian *if they were on rideit* WELL JESUS. THEY FOUND THE 9GAG VERSION. The picture on the computer says "hurr daaa durrrh" as the end joke, when it isn't even funny that way. My thoughts exactly. I kept thinking it was measured in feet and was all Who poops in any kind of public restroom I think is the real question... .....Cats.... Umh... but Alaba is from Austria. holy crap... ಠಠಠಠ ಠಠಠಠ Nice username Umm Vayne moaning myrtle + girls bathroom = beautiful car. But blue lights? Yall have fun with that one... ಠ_ಠ^ I exclaimed no so loud in an empty apartment. It was like I was watching a death scene of any one of Joss Whedon's beloved characters. I was about to go to bed... Now I shall never sleep :( Christ, I'd be your dream date. Haha very funny, but no, that isn't the reason. I also have wrinkly feet and as far as I know, I haven't..... "Yea, maybe it's more than just a little piece of gum..." ...Damn you really had me until I looked up. And pull all that hair off? Are you HIGH!? Still using pirate english on facebook I didn't dare to ... ಠ_ಠ_ Quit bitching and hike your over-encumbered ass to Dawnstar, knave! So just so we're clear, you want to trap your teenage sister in a room after you've put lotion on her Flubbing A minor is frowned upon. Note from Apple: As a guy I'm glad she opened it her self.... Those bastards or like rubix cubes I had a boss who used to hang out in the office *on his days off* and complain constantly about his home life. He would go into all kinds of gory details about fights with his spouse other stuff most people consider private. Of course, this guy used to do that thing from Superstar where you stick your hands in your armpits and then smell them, in public. It was embarrassing when we were in meetings and he did it. I'd see the Vice President of the company look at him with the real life version of the look of disapproval. I work at Papa Johns That ^^;; looked liked a smudge on my monitor. Thanks a lot for that awkward moment We're not talking scientific discovery here. Try googling for yourself and read one of the myriad news stories. My mom told me that when I was still in her body that she'd put head phones on her stomach and put on Metallica. Guess my favorite type of music, , also probably explains my tinnitus that I've had for as long as I could remember. goddamnit sauce Spray. I ate a jolly rancher today... Let us crack the case When watching Thor with my husband, I actually let out an audible gasp. He turns and gives me the ** .** Excuse me, it's like a work of art, I'm only admiring evolution at it's finest. wow. I almost never laugh at cat things. Good job. Thanks... No food for the rest of my life La Schtroumpfette est trop gracieuse et gentille pour représenter Marine I could swear Ive seen ops story posted on here before with the same question Not a new level. Yeah, I laughed hard almost the whole way through, than wanted to punch my monitor when they couldn't resolve any of the romantic issues in the end +1 Terrible comparison? my point went right over your head. ლ( ლ) My favorite was the elementary school assembly that said cigarettes contain rat poison. So, what, you don't think people with Down's can browse funny pictures on the internet? Or do you not think she could recognize a picture of herself as a small child? I hate the share the love program, that buy3 get3 thing was shady, and I don't know what kind of Ukrainian magic they put in those polishes, but I just can't ever say no to them My internet bullshit sense is tingling Ha! Great, now I'm both scared and aroused So, murdering 10 people or less is OK in your book!? Umm picking one late game champion in one out of two games is not enough >Do you realize what happens to kids when the church looks after them? First, he deleted my comment. I was prepared for this, so I just re-copied it from a saved word document and posted it again. Then he responded that neither he nor anyone else was going to read that comment because it was too long and irrelevant to the point he was trying to make Interesting pet name... I'm not looking forward to that Not every hairy spider is a tarantula Yeah, it was hilarious What "beliefs" do homosexuals have? So if their names are Gauri and Dhaval, they should name the baby Ga+Dha? How is Portal higher than this. Not dirty, not small... seriously. The week before my birthday, one of my brothers told me you had to take a test to turn 7. Yes. I still can't stick turrets to walls or ceilings. It's really annoying. Yup, this really happened . It's not the dinner we need, but the dinner we deserve. My wife told her little sister that moths ate your hair. Like huge amounts of hair. She's now 18 and still thought this was true up until a few weeks ago. She is also still scared of moths. You.. want to see underwear? Conquest "Domination". I see what you did there DICE If it's really written like that in the test, I'd go with the first sentence because the second one sounds like some kind of **shapeshifter sharing his experience** (and I wonder how one can turn into a *place*). not all toasters have a crumb catcher if "texting", "trying to grab something from the backseat", "talking on the phone" then fuck you. I hate when people say "I do that safely". Also, one guy I knew who said that died in his car by what seems to be "not doing it safely enough"... Every deaf person's reaction to this question: A car comes with a license plate FML, I missed the party Or at least know how to figure out how to do something. Like, if you want to attach a file, looking around the screen to see if there's a button labeled "attach a file" would be helpful. To whoever originally downvoted this person: Yes I was too lazy to make one, so I googled it and found it on a wallpaper site... I totally read the title as "Dog food calories". I was at work when I opened that. Looks at your name pathetic karma whoring OP is pathetic. Running relay races in an alley at summer day camp. I fell on a broken bottle and sliced my knee open. The camp directors made me walk back to the camp facility; they wouldn't let my brother carry me and they wouldn't let me call home. I needed stitches. Jon Snow, Bastard 'Son.' I'm going to clap for you, but at the same time make this face I didn't even make them nor did I say I made them. They showed up when I was on another site and I wanted to share. That remark made me too. Grrrr. All I remember from this movie is when the zit explodes and hits the teacher on the lip. that might be the laziest thing i have ever heard, fattie. 3 straight picks? Sounds like something Brantley would do. Oh wait, that's right he did do that against FSU. I hear they live under bridges with wifi connections. Probably wondering about that potential GOP moon base. "Too old " - Pedobear I did that too. And the ONE corpse that I forgot to stomp sprung up and promptly latched onto my face. Caught me completely off guard. sexcapade with granny smith....why god? East/west? I now imagine your penis to be perpendicular to how it should be. Waay to be creepy man ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ I initially read this as "If someone was conceived via the placebo effect..." X=y^2 + Your mother's a damn liar and you know it Someone tell me how you even pass this level at all It's not fucking funny if you laugh at it yourself. ...Nice cock soccer FTFY You took this at 4:20am? That's putting every woman on the same level, not everyone woman feels that way. The ones who believe that, are probably the same ones who say men don't want equality Well fuck, now I sound insensitive. *Thanks.* Yea, because showing compassion for another person is annoying. ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ Molly Ringwald may have read my posts. That's blasphemy. What else would you put on eggs/omlettes... He's sleeping sound...as you take creepy pictures of him. Because you understand why this is funny . That was ONE TIME!! *looks at username* I believe that you still owe *me* $5... ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ^TODAHMAX Big Tim I might be wrong but few days ago there was a picture of a guinea pig wrongly named as a hamster. Now this. They're not even close, how can you confuse those 2 *were No. This may or may not be his super secret alias for work. Are you in the drivers seat? The thing is, I usually HAVE turned it off and on about 4-5 times before I call someone, and yet, it still only works when they do it. Or their father, my dad once told me a story about how he got shot at it because he got caught with a lovely lady at her house. He said he almost died because he was wearing sandals, and to this day he refuses to wear sandals/flip flops and gets pissed off if I go out with them because he says if I ever need to haul ass I won't be able to run fast I'd have no problems crapping in that room. Reddit isnt for free advertising i personally think alcohol is too "heavy" of a drug. i hate getting hangovers, even in the slightest. i also have a lazy eye and my vision gets really fucked up quickly when i drink. so i cut back on my drinking and i only smoke. that being said, i have been upset with how much i have been smoking recently, and i wish i could stop but it is so easy and harmless. you're right, it doesn't do much and i feel like i'm wasting my money, but i guess i am addicted to weed???? Uhh. I think he meant the sugar daddy bought her all that stuff. ....How did you type this? Why did my brain tell me that I had to go back and verify that?! Why do you have your camera in the bathing area? Could you keep that soccer crap on 9gag please? I just went..... It is some fucking kinky porn. Sorry, but i got problems to believe you... 9gag. Deuteronomy 22:28-29 reflects your views? I was riding my bike on my way to work this morning and I cut through Will Vill when I stumbled upon two trucks blocking traffic to 30th ST as it turns into Will Vill/Bear Creek parking. The guys in the trucks didn't seem too worried about anything so I went ahead and cut through. Six hours later I find out that minutes after that encounter, they shot a bear cub out of a tree with a tranquilizer. My other cat does the same thing. Is your cat orange with long hair? he was counting people like me who don't bother to look at the posters name. i didn't You can go sit with the people who like well done steak and ketchup. > He had only been riding for 3 weeks and got a busa for his first bike Slightly more rapey vibe in your explanation but I think you have the general concept. You guys are all retarded,there's very little of her not photoshopped What if I'm a very desensitized person? well its not sorry to ruin it for ya Yeah, dead people get me all hot and bothered. He also said we were closets But... she received more points than those other people I saw this months ago good...good.. that's a really tame costume Oh, sure, that's nice of you to say- let's leave out the smaller departments in the cold because they're not as popular as the business school This is completely not helpful, but my head hurts... I read this right after I ordered my huge sicilian cheese pizza.. dont look at me! i picked loungo on my sportsnet pool. big fat ZERO in the fantasy points section. thanks a lot loungo Oh in that case. Carry on Cool, more sniper rifles "sesh"... Well you know my steam... Are you? Lol. Embarrassingly, I aspired to get 15 upvotes 'and tickle my ear make me feel gd' Wait what? the little sister was beating up the big sister? Mother of god Atleast seven kinds of ... What's wrong with my Star Wars patches?? Oh yeah...I'm sure if I just "vote for it" it'll happen. How? This can't be true. That's absolutely ridiculous. Attempting retarded stunt? Fine. Go for it. But doing it without a helmet? > I used to walk to QuikTrip at 9am on a Sunday in my pajamas and get people soliciting me for $20 blowjobs. At first I was like , but then I kept coming back to it, and then finally I was like (＾▽＾) Hmm wouldn't really be much for her with a cloaca and all This has 37 upvotes?? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ why would you imagine that?? That's what it is "your best players have to be your best players".... Looks at your user name... What the fuck is that? Really... CTRL F , was not disappoint! I live in Arkansas. All four of my state representatives voted yes.   just read your user name... I do that too. I have Chinese blood in me but when I was a kid I do the "slit eyes" to tease other kids. Damn, what a racist I was back then. NSFW/NSFL simply did not do that justice. am I the only one that read message as massage? Seahawks fans must feel about this guy's personal stuff. In the same fuckin boat, i dont need to do another essay and LOOK WHAT I FIND ON REDDIT Yeh she died mate. This better not be why I've been having this issue for the past couple months Can't tell if trolling or not. FUCK WHY'D I DIDT FUCKING THINK OF THIS........FUCK!! I've seen my share of poor quality /r/wtf submissions, but *this*... Why you got downvotes to oblivion I will never know Rock on. And dear god that man on the right I'm still waiting for my goddamned flying car I have real Tourette's The first damn line says it was his uncle tried to get a sign printed. $100. No deal. I'll just paint one thank you Anybody else see him and think "that one - that one right there is gonna develop an ego having jumped up this high" ? He was the farthest reach imo (don't care if he fits your nasty 3-4) and the most likely to bust out of the first rounders ( 's on you, Tannehill) But I won't. My fiancée was in musicals with Dominic and has been posting and garnering support like mad within her circles - We're both pretty outraged today. Poor Mount Pleasant is about to get a whole lot of press they probably don't want. other discussions (2), all later than this one... Just google look of disapproval. I have it shortcutted to "lod" on my iPhone "Scientific papers"... It's past midnight now and I still don't have my answer. Not quite sure about English, but I think it's Pantheon... not Partheon! Browsing Reddit while at work?! What madness is this? This comic isn't even funny...why does it have 1500+ upvotes? I am disappoint Why were you watching porn? I just went to Dick's today and bought a pair of PureFlows. God the influence Reddit has on me. Same with ADD or ADHD. I can't stand it! "Oh my gawwwd, I am sooo ADD right meow!" I want to smack them. Even some people who find out I have ADHD tell me that they wish they had it because it "looks like so much fun." I'm... pretty sure that is one of the most metal things I have ever seen as well ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ^ More like "Seriously Harrisonhjones...Skrillex channel?" What is this I don't even I mistook that and thought you meant that your dad removed a vagina from an anus > He ~~should of did~~ **should have done** a C section on you after the first day. I really hope your friends don't smoke out of that pipe... That chase scene almost cost me a controller (/¯ )/¯ ┴─┴ Tell me who fucks who I think this is the third of fourth time this has been up in the last few months. Reading about science in funny... . I need to get myself back over to ask science. At 3:00 AM I walk in the ER with one hand spurting blood and the other hand keeping pressure on it with a towel. I smile as I tell them that I need help. They react with a bit of shock as they realize I have an actual emergency (apparently my calm demeanor made them think otherwise). They slid a clipboard with some paperwork toward me, and I lifted my blood covered hands while giving them the politest possible. Then I got to wait on the nurse and surgeon. Kids usually do... Those cupcakes. Why did she have to bring cupcakes... IM BANKING ON THE SCOTCH FOR MY SAKE This really was one video I thought would be an easy fap-along. I'm not saying I failed, but when he started quoting modem baud rates from the crucifixion, I did lose some vital blood flow. I know that feel, bro Ah, a shady fake tan is something I have brought with me to Portsmouth If you pull this kind of shit, no wonder your roommate won't give you the key the apartment. LOL!!! I had a similar thing with one of the reddit ads. It said something like "Thanks for not using AdBlock. Have a picture of a delicious sandwich." Pretty fucking messed up indeed. It's "LEGO bricks", not "Legos" Yep, I'm fine with my 70-100kb/s Internet ...nipples on a breastplate *Why are there no condoms?* Thanks, I'm going to look up some tutorials... I just like to support artists, I freelance and am lucky to have a steady job, not all artists are that lucky. But the fact that OP never replied makes me think that this was a Karma whoring post... "And wow look, 2 trinity forces for Team OP, they will be doing tons of damage" > I'll gladly take it off your hands. I've never seen this happen with earthworms... slugs, on the other hand. Goddamn slugs. Every time I take my dog for a walk in the rain the entire track is covered in slugs. The dog just happily steps on them, but he's not quite heavy enough to squash the bigger ones, so they just get dented in a little. For Science? It's a "meal in a glass." I find the fact that your mind wandered instantly into bestiality territory to be somewhat disturbing... LE DERP HERP LELELELE If I were to do something like this, my card would read, "My name is Special Agent Johnson. Your security is at risk. Please come immediately to the given checkpoint address in your finest evening wear to be 'briefed' on your security detail." ;P old people ...because that's what a homeless guy really needs...  Lol good point; place them under your arm pits and squeeze hard to seal it. GG I had to stare at the pic for a good 20 seconds before I even saw the marble. I was like "That looks a lot like wood to me... I see what you did there I normally wouldn't mind that, it's gonna be our first time together if I get that lucky tonight... didn't want to get like a minute in and then be like, "yeah, that's normal, I don't beat it, so lets go again in a couple minutes..." ... I mean I am comfortable with myself and the girl is really cool... I just don't want it to be that way. You shut your mouth! Nothing is suspicious! don't know whats wrong with your comment display, but each of those titles is on its own line on my screen. "one thousand million years ago".... or a billion years ago? anatomy buff... and you didn't know the ulna? That's more than my road bike cost. Probably wouldn't want to see the place under UV light either.          Well yeah I imagine you look appealing to 16 year old girls. I'm on my phone and nothing happened This is a Shakespeare quote Thank you my friend. I have been pulling my hair out since Wednesday over this. The FAQ said to just keep re-installing or update your graphics card software. When this didn't work I emailed support telling them this didn't work, what did they tell me to do? Re-install and update my graphics card... By going to war with the south and killing Americans Good guy steam wouldn't ask you for your date of birth. I'm never eating an apple again Shakespeare at 9? Whoa whoa whoa. Is the background that old Compaq or Windows XP default wallpaper? It's actually pretty fun sometimes, and I am saving an assload( ) of money by doing so. It's pretty foolish to eat out for every meal. I was about 7 or 8, my youngest brother was 3 or 4. We had a brick shed/garage thing in our backyard with cement walk ways around it. It was a fun bike/rollerblading path...with 4 blind corners . I was on my bike, brother was on foot. My brake pedal went right to the side of his face, just missing his actual eye. He went to the hospital for 8 stitches and I cried for a whole week. I'm glad I brought grapes for lunch today He probably will eat that Kit Kat wrong Bamboo stick... You're one o' them *pie* people aren't you! Manute Murdoch property. Hilarious like the holocaust. How old are you have have you been living under a rock? It's actually pretty easy considering approx. 52% of earth's population is female Yes, because people are going to ruin their life just because you spilled beer on them or knocked at their door Robotik in French...and his name his "Gérard Mentor", a punny name which mean "I'm rarely wrong" (j'ai rarement tort) Introversion =/= friendless On it, thank you.. also my boss went on my computer and found out I was going to Toronto, asked if I was going to get any Canadian Bacon, Keep Tic-Tacs with you. When you see one of these get-ups, place one on the top of the napkin/coaster... Then move to the other side of the bar and just stare at them like a defeated mad scientist who has just had his plans foiled. You couldn't be more right.. Everything is always going well and then they drop some kind of bomb on you. My favorite so far is "I'm a Vampire." Every Samsung phone I've owned has been inherently broken. Vibrant (GPS) Impression (Text/email bug, keyboard) and of course the first Blackjack . This game defies its own rules I recently bought my five year old son and his friend their very own pair of jncos. Yolo? Unless you just accidentally drove through the puddle and had your car suspension ruined because some jagoff got righteous about being splashed with some water. *looks at username* Sorry, but she looks like she's 12 in this photo. Ceiling Cat is getting bigger Its no problem cuz you know we asians all look the same ARGH another 5 years added to the GW2 release day. Em Free. Watching him hit a dog like that makes me certain that I'll never buy a thing from that company. Fuck him. > People who sit/lean on cars. wat Yeah, one comment that has since been downvoted. That's quite the circlejerk . Goddammit. It was supposed to be implied. Likely story You circled the bubbles Totally read that as, the enchilada has two penises Good question. Unfortunately, I do not. I don't even have one rare level X. It's like it suddenly decided I have enough weapons. Thanks for the response; I guess it's just me. I dated a few girls who didn't know where or what their clit was.... Last line threw me for a loop. Had to make sure you weren't Suddenly_Murder Yeah, after I saw the front of it, I said "wow that bumper sticker really ties the whole car together " "Little guy" Dammit I clicked on this just after I read "Obama and putin fighting" but Before I read "with their giant cocks." I don't get this mentality these days: Let's go find a quiet public place to *talk*. German here... Not fat at all Hipsters aren't fun hipster not even once. >The part where you stand idly by and watch civilians get slaughtered in one country, and claim that your duty to protect civilian life requires you to Bomb Libya... How do you not see that? We also know about that thing you do in the shower. So...you drank your wife's filtered poop? Why do you even have a friend that thinks that of dogs? Yes, this article was helpful Obviously the woman was violently forcing her husband to beating her up, then. /s Nope What just happened here? I can't imagine not taking your child to get a haircut until there like 8 At first I didn't know what you were talking about, then i looked through the rest of the comments... Why would he swear within earshot of the kids but two men holding hands is wrong? My mother told me that she fell while carrying me down the stairs and I went flying out of her arms but somehow she managed to swoop down and grab me... ... Lets all feel sorry for the poor, awkward white person Nice filter So I ate balut? Wow, I just discovered I'm schizophrenic. Thanks. Bad puns indeed Ah, thanks. I'll pick up the 80/20 next time - still half as expensive as the 93/7 I used to buy How could there not be interest? Hey, that's funny though. Right guys? > I cant imagine a 70 year old grandfather fucking *a woman* Sure, let me just go get... Wait a minute... You've still got your boxers on. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ So. Damned. Jealous. This whole thread... Kpop!!! And not because of ipl . Mostly miss a 2ne1 and big bang FYI. According to your CL listing it's $600 below KBB however, that's for "excellent" condition. By your own ad, it's got missing hubcaps, tiny dent in hood, tiny crack in body, minor upholstery wear and tear, a broken parking brake, and a leaking windshield fluid container. excellent condition you say Because third graders lighting cats on fire. ..That picture got all my NOPE for the day.. That...is enough internet... People like you are who make reddit fun. My first semester in radiology about half the class thought this as well. The fuck. I understand the concept of hot corners, thank you. If you reread my original reply, you'll see that I was asking what the commands were in Snow Leopard, not what hot corners were in general. I'd strip her of her clothes. Haha I just really like melted cheese. in retrospect that comment was really creepy Yes. Yes we wear those shirts for your private entertainment... Someone's not getting any souvenirs. Looking back at it, I'm entirely surprised that the only reply was "You're fucked up, guy. " Someone named "Lynch"boy in South Carolina? Thanks for helping solve the dilemma.. Lol thanks nice guy Thank you for that info. I didn't know about the retroactive bit, that's interesting. It's not really *that* emotional of a subject for me, but I have put a lot of thought into it. The aspect of this that upsets me most is when people try to polarize the issue into a purely black or white, us vs. them mentality. It's absurd. But at the same time, I find it hard to stomach a pregnant woman waiting until the 3rd trimester before having an abortion. For me, it's absolutely a spectrum that depends on various circumstances, etc. The fetus, to me, becomes a human being at some point within the womb, not the instant it's born, and not, as someone else in this thread suggested, that it becomes a human/person after it has "lived, breathed, thought, felt, eaten, or loved". Or perhaps some people find a distinction between human and person when right to life is involved, but I don't. But to be fair, I feel animals and insects have a right to life too, but I still eat meat... not bugs though Why didn't you just go play in traffic? Judgmental assholes, like you, are what's wrong with Reddit. I'd like a strange part that says "medics saved" then maybe we'll have ourselves a good time He's got.. 400 mouses.. Children's Ministry? Im quite tempted to start doing that to be completely honest i love playing mid and im good at it but the people who take mid in my matches are terrible That blows . When you press respond to a comment, you can press the arrow, swipe left or right and there is a look of disapproval button. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ლ( ლ) Bacchon ko kyon kaat rahe hain!? ooooooh google I've only seen one twice. Both times someone paying for a cup of coffee . When the room was clear i clicked the link but instead it's this? I thought it meant actually NSFW Same **difference?** that looks exactly like my wife's engagement ring. good rebuttal Looks like were going to need a new boss of Minecraft development...Shame if anything would happen to him... ...shame... It's my browser? Really? Because they're only sold and used in China? Yeah ive been seeing a ton of lame casters like during the korean tournament (i dont remember the name of that one so if thats what youre talking about im stupid k ) they just were SOOOOOOO biased an even made snide remarks about how bad people were it was so annoying So *that's* what my freshman year English teacher wanted to hide from my class so badly? She's only 15 in this... And by collection you mean your "Cartoons" That's not the look of disapproval. This is the look of disapproval: Welcome to McSawnalds... Ce n'est pas parce que c'est pire ailleurs que l'on doit tolérer que la violence s'installe à un moindre niveau dans nos rues... It took my husband far too long to comprehend this I live in San Diego and just had back surgery 2 months ago. I need to move the 18th/19th of May - I will be moving one block to the East. I have a couple other friends helping, but if you want to come help me, I'd appreciate it. I'll be providing boxes of pizza and/or beer to the helpers. The hardest thing is going to be carrying a King sized bed up 2 flights of stairs, but a girl's gotta have herself a nice bed. If you want, we can go drive around the desert in my mini and take pictures, or cook up something awesome, or go on a light-ish hike in some of the parks (light because of the back surgery - so no strenuous climbing methinks ). I will supply delicious coffee and/or tea whenever needed, and have many crackers and biscuits to go with. If you feel like delivering a package to my sister in Taipei, Taiwan for me I'll get something packed so you can bring her it - she just had her first baby. Similarly, if you want to bring an awesome looking carnivorous plant to some friends for me within the US, tell me what your next hop within the US is going to be so I can hold-off on boxing stuff up if you're headed that way. the irony is that your profile is newer than his... This reminds me of when I discovered this subreddit, and excitedly made my first post, only to be criticized by you because a similar topic was discussed within the last week. Juice and e-cigs, what more is there to discuss. My female gnome warrior now hates you. Okay, why would you stick your finger in a cup. 9 month old...not to bad....not...*too*...*baaaad* Think of the endless possibilities of different line ups that Scioscia can do now that he has Trout! Mike Smith. Ray Whitney. I'd be more concerned with the amount of people wanting to buy potassium nitrate.. The Matrix didn't have any sequels. > ... Pretty sure that's actually not the case. I didn't read any of that shit so now i get it It looks like a lot of banks Can't post it to /r/gaming Yeah tell me about it Wait...how did you know I had three roommates? Bless your soul. On the far right, guy wearing a skirt Still not entirely sure what this: means. I saw a guild on my server named Rape Wig. You'd think there would be more important things to people than alcohol. What gifts are you talking about? I never heard anything about gifts But no congrats to the Kings for winning their tiebreaker? What did you just call that toque? Haha he's learned how to work you That picture makes me hate myself You hate linux because you hate Mint and Ubuntu ☹ (ー_ー)!! That's ok, i used to think they pissed out their asses. Why else would they be setting down each time. Can't do that from quickmeme I applaud your adventurism, but One of my old co-workers was telling me about the time he had not one, but two scorpions found in his bed in the middle of the night. "Charector"...? It's a tiger.. *Always* done it better? As an Irish-woman I can confirm that everything about Ireland is gorgeous.... Except the weather Encouraging people to return to Facebook is unconscionable. Shame on you. ,|,_ _,|, [](/cadance " ") Why is that man in a dress? The bottom pic is from the cover of a sticker album...not sure who chose that one Oh my god, I was watching the flat bed truck the whole time...then..... Not on my watch... This... may be the only time I downvote someone for proper grammar. Your grandma is a nice lady. My mum uses her fork. Here is his eyes: This was on Facebook like 2 months ago My at the end of my post indicated the high levels of bullshit I was spewing. You have a ringtone? yeah, massive picture/meme post about the manc derby totally belongs in the Newcastle - Wigan match thread Guy in the middle: X-files was one of the first to have forensic science included, and is where I became interested I it when I was a kid. Now everyone thinks its from csi . Apparently, there is a weak spot on the banshee's chest, in between the tits. > YOU'RE SOOOOO COOOOOOL I WANT **TO EAT** YOUR BABIES Oh god why When you are autoattacking a keep door and you turn your camera around your character stops attacking despite still facing the door. > the collection of underage ninjas (for their bodies! I've never wished for someone to die due to a motorcycle accident until now. Your username Am I the only one who hates VLC for the crappy UI and the fugly traffic cone icons? My brain stopped working for a few moments after I read he has 175/70/15s on 13x8s. Usually the best way to avoid that guy is to run the correct direction to reach the finish. >"So in zhe future I am merely used fürher jokez " looks at username Up vote for hilarious sarcasm. Thanks Love the idea that driving rapists and murderers away from the church would have any effect on their future criminality. Yeah, why would you stay in an attunement when everything is on cooldown? To spam 1? I always look at those kids like "really guys..." Eunuchs can't have babies eBay. I don't understands why we support Israel? (Harper, first minister of Canada is pro-israelian, so apparently the whole country is too) All the horrible things they do to palestinian people... I teach high school U.S. history and U.S. government. Every time I say Caucus or mention Roosevelt's "Big Stick", it's the same reaction. Hilarious. Duct tape At first I thought the title read "Birthday cake to dad" --6(¬_¬)o--E Don't EVER eat more than one can. The THINGS it does to your bowels. Oily spackle I tell you. Oily spackle.... Toxic Mundo. accino? Haha I prefer the snow it makes my wonderful view of the oil sands more bearable The other day I was telling my boyfriend about a few guy friends that had had their eyebrows waxed. I don't think men should ever wax their eyebrows, unless they want an indirect approach to coming out of the closet. Understanding but still not agreeing with the practice, I began saying to my boyfriend "Why would they do that? I just don't get it? Why?! Just....WHY?" (in a very rhetorical sense). He then began to try to explain why a man would wax his eye moustaches. Now you're being rude! Sports Arena? Then everyone gets an extra 1000 million. Wat... ( ლ) What else do you expect people to do with their cameras? Oh crap, someone took a picture of me. Well it's a good thing you're being proactive and getting her spayed before she has kit---- NSFW? You're comparing /r/atheism to a museum? Read his username Agreed, . I'm not actually looking for it I just end up there... I'm not actually looking for it I just end up there... What gets me isn't that he's definitely a pedophile, although that's disgusting too, but that REDDIT IS TELLING HIM THIS IS OK! The only argument offered against it is that "middleschoolers are annoying." A standing ovation Red dick? "How do you take screenshots?" Seriously?! How could he become mod? That is so messed up... >:I One of the most famous k-pop idols on one of the most famous TV shows... If this is not a good submission for r/kpop then there is something wrong with the rules on r/kpop Its da Shaman What is happening to the text in here?! Everyone's comment looks like the beginning of a new chapter Dat Shaman Dat Shaman Dat Shaman Dat Shaman Dat Shaman ..crashed teh game I was watching a WW1 movie in history class as a kid, and before a charge over the parapet the British soldiers shouted "God save the Queen!". History teacher didn't notice, and in fact went on to talk about how that line showed how the typical soldier felt honor-bound to the Queen in those days Dat Shaman ** ** Haha all good, I do it all the time I thought you were going to say Mako and Asami... Oh jeebus... They do, or at least Canada does So I leave for a few minutes and NY scores? And while I'm typing this, they score AGAIN?? And sometimes they aren't. ┏(ಠ_ಠ)┛┗(ಠ_ಠ)┓┗(ಠ_ಠ)┛┏(ಠ_ಠ)┓...... DAE see Pardon my comment but is that woman months from her last leg shaving event or is that a man with what looks like thong underwear sleeping at the toilet? The reply to the top comment on that article. Metal in the microwave? Seriously? As A man. I call dibs on Micheal Fassbenders ass. My friend keeps saying their weakpoint is their stomach "because they look like they are pregnant" My mother pulls the same crap Know* Flanders We had this thread a couple days ago but I will rant in yours: why the hell is almost no one mentionning Eureka 7 AO ? I didn't even saw the prequel yet I absolutely loved the episodes I've seen so far. Superb OST, non idiotic MC and compeling story. What else do you need ? 'Choice' being the operative word here. Redneck homophobes in heaven and wet t-shirt contests in hell...its interesting how both heaven and hell are designed from the perspective of degrading straight men ಠ_ಠ I feel eyes on me right now judging me Exactly. I have a friend with a full auto silenced 9mm AR. I asked why, and he said "to defend myself!" >No sane person eats breakfast with two long guns on the table I could see putting your pistol on the table because maybe it's uncomfortable to sit down with it, but long guns? What the hell . My guitar store has that exact same martin hanging there for 800€. Flowers are insulators samwitches... Raj? If you are legally liable, then block the sites. Don't spy on children, you fucking sicko. You should try not raping cats Damn you, now I wants jello. Nevermind....I figured it out ....dicks They really need to realize that a big reason their profits are falling is because they require shit like having to login to read the content ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ You fucki'n suck for that... This is the epitome of ლ( ლ) Shit, I'm sorry. You specifically said do a CWE first because theyre not good together why did this not get thousands of upvotes I have three cats. Having a hard time upvoting due to your username. We're watching you. He would in Wisconsin Video What The Hell **Another** Freaky Monkey Rapes Frog Orally! WTF i don't think i want to see the original. ( i am browsing /r/wtf/top and saw this FYI. "rediculously" "Sex in the air, i don't care I love the smell of it. " Ya, they can just sell their summer home in the Caribbean. Lol internet. Downvotes? Really? CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK CAME OUT OF HER VAGINA? It always bothered me when people would write that as "SIKE!!". I know which one. Doesn't exhibit patience or will power, just wants the cool beads! Hey, why don't we just go to /r/firstworldproblems/top and put those jokes over this picture and resubmit it to advice animals? Your link karma reminds me of this little person I saw once. very small. Now you're copping my username that ur being a Debbie downer... Geez the sheep of reddit... Don't clear your history they said. Your mom won't see it they said. Why didn't he just tie your hair back? I was at that show and I think we had perfectly parallel nights. Not a good set and the youngest teenybopper thizz-monster crowd... trees... I'm fairly completely totally certain that isn't allowed here. It might not even be legal which is also a good reason not to do it on reddit. I wonder of their piercings get all tangled when they make out. Or fuck... ~~Yeah, because clearly OP is subscribed to /r/haberdashers ~~ Apparently the hivemind does not appreciate being told what to do So, the lies and deceit are what makes one a fag? I think you could have just called him a dick or douche bag A swamp Whoa, shit! I never thought of it like that. Of COURSE the Australians would fall off the earth were it not for the hands of GOD holding him up... Mind. Blown. Garbage Pail Kid Looks like we have a comedy king on our hands... Amazing how he says the non-whites whine and now here he is whining. Because 343 Guilty Spark didn't have anything to do with that, right? Oh... I remember that moment of my life Deep shit! Gabe Carimi Goodness is going to be back, provided the Saints don't injure him again Cave Johnson didn't make the list?? Scientist of the century IMO. God dammit. I'm going to end up on so many government registries searching for this Haha no one cares you have a bf!! This is what happens when you try to reddit on an ipad. Relevant username, sir. I actually learned this back when I did a report on him in like, fourth grade. I feel ahead of everyone Why didn't you post that? I opened it up and the name given was Cocaine. that dude is 6 years younger than me That's not very nice. There are tons of thin girls attracted to chubby guys, just like there are thin guys attracted to chubby girls and every combination in between. I'm beginning to think you're a troll. Wow... I totally derped and missed the comma, reading it as "highly unlikely this whole "blame 9gag" thing started on /b/"... Goddamnit brain, now you made me look like an idiot Phft....there's no such thing as double sarcasm. <----or was that TRIPLE sarcasm I just utilized there? This should be unbanned, the same way I should unban my dick in your ass Hey pal, shirts don't talk. I was thinking about jumping back in a few days ago Why the hell.... Tell that to gamestop. allright you're not welsh Did you just disrespect the great Marvin Gaye? I have learned that crashing into walls doesn't make you a good driver. Also, i learned that ships are fast in wipeout. Physical. I want a box with box art. I shit you not, i will buy a good game for the box. And now I can post from my phone :D Thanks AlienBlue ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Yea, um, at this point i would prefer tiled spaces on each page for vita. I am not pleased with the gaps in between the orbs, and the fact that they're not transparent is displeasing for psp icons. So, you like to look at naked guys, when you wife is asleep? The font remains the same, it's the shadowing and stroke weight that are different. >How? Dr. King advocated nonviolence. You're not even making sense We can only hope Trolololololololol Apparently I'm not allowed to view the link I woulda hit a bitch with a chair "helped created" >TL;DR old people and the internet I guess So proud of my home state. I Read as: "I eat myself out all the time." This will haunt my dreams forever "personal facebook pictures" Might have to steal Kayle's legendary skin idea for Leona ... Dude, Saria's perpetually ten. 'rxn'? If it was your mother, she would be between 3 and 13 yrs old on that picture > (Misread, he took a year off after stopping casting Warcraft 3) Will continue casting for as long as possible. Yes, link to a boot that's three times as expensive and a totally different style/use-case. ...you honestly think that greenhouse emissions from the industrial production of meat come from the "breathing and farting" of animals? Yeah... This isn't a repost or anything... Well last night's game turned out to be just the opposite of that when it came to clutch execution… How is the wall not a wall?? I used to work at McDonalds. We aalways used to put fish in there... you know... for science Or a random skyrim deathclaw (wtf Bethesda) Meal? Are you Quentin Blake? I forgot it was a night race Actually had a girl actually invite me to her pants party. When will merica learn to dump the firearms and grow up(?) Big boobs are always hot... As long as they are covered by a bra Try living through their x factor days, every second facebook message was "GO ON HARRY AND THE BOYS LOVE YAS XOXO" or something of that nature. inspired does not mean stolen (this was not accusatory just a drawing together of similarities) and the use of the diagonal texture and the stacked paper heading and the lack of head on subsequent pages seemed close enough for me to draw that comparison. so comb your beard and slow down tex. Oh god... please tell me that this was some sort of sick prank. The eggs you buy are unfertilized The males get thrown in the dumpster Not sure if Poe. How? The whole idea of identical twins is that they have the same DNA Anyway. ლ( ლ This is awesome. However, he took a keg stand then went on to deliver more food? you paid $60 for that? This certainly isn't a repost. I don't have IBS, but have always been plagued with stomach issues my entire life. Oh lord at the places I've been in. Prepare your anus. There coming. Science is boring and therefore wrong... One? Ha, every draw in my house is like that Sureeee you do Until I read the comments I thought you cooked a lobster into a roll Wost. Kraken. Ever. Really? I really look like Daniel Radcliffe? Does that picture underneath say.... Child Molester? We have all the stuff just don't wanna do it Check the url of this page, It is reddit you are on... Once I was having a discussion with someone about U.S. law, and made a statement that the constitution was written based on Christian ideals. A friend of mine (she's Jewish) was in earshot and, for some reason, interrupted by saying that my statement was extremely offensive because it disrespects how much Jews played a role in American society ( ) and stormed off I wouldn't touch his stuffed toys I think the only thing I could come up with to say to him would be this. " " Paras you think I'm kidding asshole? WHAT THE FUCK ლ( ლ) x2 6 pool *Looks at Username* What a fucking liar ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ _ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ I listened to it because of mlb's blackout rules $8.57 Shipping... I like how it's an old Soviet watch that says "Victory" at the top. Very nice... ClingOn2MyAnus. Not yet, but i will. I have to put all the footage together. Ended up using a phone and ipad before i could find the camera. ಠ_ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ_ಠಠ_ My anatomy professor asked the same question last week.... You spent time arguing with someone on YouTube. Remember this is the only life we get, right? me reading this makes me forget how to spell "ifull"..... I think I speak for everyone when I say Oh god, that shit is huge I would revert back to a save months ago. I am that fond of Lidya,, but yeah, why is she naked? My house-mate is particularly talented at loud eating, he can actually *slurp* solid food I have the same damn plush sitting next to me that I got from the Nintendo Store in NYC for $11.99. aaaahahaha ... oh my god, and I thought they've changed to a more far away 3rd person cam angle since the update (i'm a console player too). well tks for that input. so it only took me about 120 hours to get behind this > It's best not teach women how to avoid risky behaviors, personal safety and responsibility, and how to guard themselves against the dangers in the world. Great idea. It's much less work to just blame others for their shortcomings and naivety. Gives new meaning to Whitney's Miltank being the **hardest** Pokemon in the game WTF aka the place to see the word NOPE a million times, with a touch of this face Yours is a repost also... What was the bug How do you have no weapon skills No, just lots of trees... and practice of course. I help with the trees part ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ From what I've seen both need a reworking. Blizzard isn't really taking advantage of social possibilities in their games - of which people have fond memories - unless you're Facebook friends. ...and there are more Yup. And i am sure we are just two of what must be thousands of childless, but loving homes that just ache for these children. It's not fair. Too bad it's a standalone host...you could use a host profile to change the root password...but to join a vCenter, you need the root password... What's a Pokemon VCR She doesn't need a reason. The first time a (now ex) girlfriend of mine asked what the tiny suitcase was in my closet, I popped it open and proudly showed my 1911. It took me several seconds to figure out she was terrified. I thought she had stubbed her toe or something. (No I didn't point it at her , just opened the case) This is either fake or he has been planning of taping his mom in the bathroom. Who liked this? Troll confirmed. Faggot confirmed. No. I just work there We already miss by a yard in the Super Bowl..... Call of Duty I am Mongolian and i find ur guess offensive (since the guy is obviously a Japanese....will never learn to make differences these white people *sigh*) Yea, but I still can't get an entry-level job because of foreign, non-English speaking people 'Science is censoring out facts that go against evolution, like the famous pig's tooth' - actual quote from an actual human being He makes more than I do with a college degree My sister is one of these. She has three kids under 2. So far you're right on the money. How? soybean oil...corn sugar... Dear god, if this stupid generic, overused facebook status makes the front page of reddit I will be serious disappoint. I sure hope this is a joke. I was a child but it was still my fault and I have no idea what I was thinking: I was taken along to a staff party for my dad's workplace. It was all adults, no other kids except for my little brother. I got incredibly bored as a result, so for some bizzarro-kid-logic-reason I walked into the host's pool fully clothed. My brother being a copycat followed me in. We didn't have a change of clothes and the hosts didn't have kids. We had to sit wrapped in towels for an hour while our clothes dried, our parents looking at us the whole time like . Indeed you do ** ** www.adultfriendfinder.com Isn't Korra 16 or 17? You'll need to know a great many things, and to make room for it all you can start by completely forgetting how to drive. I could get behind that, but we have too many conservatives that would say its wasteful government spending. One extra hormone? I had to do that mission ten times because my random matchmade partners kept getting sniped by RPGs. My mum lives in the UK. I haven't gotten Mothers Day right in ten years Another thread about petitions and Majora's Mask. I'd love to . I wouldn't want to rip a child away from their mother Is that a stuffed cat? ಠ_ಠ If you're a pretty lady, that's awesome. If you're a guy... Looked at the front page lately? Gtfo Sunbathing on a road?? . Idiots. Yeah except in the 1940's that nice little intimate shop might only be for white people.... mfw the Titanic wasn't a cruise Someone named a human chance? WTF Grizzlies you were up by 27 and i thought the Lakers are bad at holding big leads, this is a whole new level of fail. That surely would help her fear. The scientific method isn't mysterious. My AP Chemistry teacher pronounces it wrong every time Try being a Bulls fan Well most of the ingredients are just the basics, you know flour, sugar, eggs, a human brain. But the tricky ingredient to get is the brain slugs from the brain slugs planet. Have fun doing that, it took her forever 90's... how have you not seen this movie? Wut. Also, the character mentioned is a rl friend of mine who stopped playing 4 months ago Is like making a T-Rex job to lassie, cause lassie is a good dog Well shit, you got me there. Good thing I never implied I was an expert or anything The *english dub* cast? It's not even built yet and he's already bragging it won't sink. Turn off some lights Detroit created on ebaumsworld > I see what you did there. He won a noble peace prize for that. I asked a girl Obama supporter why he won it, she copy pasted something from Wiki couldn't even explain it herself >The scientific method isn't mysterious. Scarred Why Pinto? 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Someone keep an eye out for the pigs with wings. 'Fun fact' The up-votes see to not care about your technicality. You edited it and added it after my comment. It reminds me of a prank I play on /r/new sometimes. The prank is to go to Google images and find an enormous photo of a crowd with hundreds or thousands of people, then post it to /r/pics with the title "When you see it... " You wouldn't be saying that if you knew what happened after, you just made us all relive that moment again you son of a bitch sorry. um. that's about 9 and a half hours from now. You're talking to a bot. ***THAT MEME IS BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD*** I have a friend... we all love her dearly... but she has a habit of, as soon as the episode starts, standing up, pointing at the TV, and shouting the ending. She also reads the wikipedia plot section of every movie she's going to see because she 'hates not knowing what's going to happen'. Yeah, I suppose being paid once a month is even worse. I'm constantly irritated about bi-weekly pay because my roommate is paid weekly, and we both make nearly the same amount of money. I'll just put these headphones on and pretend I never heard that d b Right, you know how kids end up playing "Doctor" with their siblings when growing up? Well, my parents walked in on that... At the time it looked like my sis was giving me a bj. Clearly your girlfriend is a top notch pet owner. If you call it 9fag, why bother looking for something to post there? ლ( ლ) Reddit, why do you care so much about the front page? OH GOD! That happened to me once too! And then my stepmom just stood there asking me what I was doing. And then I went even worse with it, and since I'd just gotten back from a walk in the woods...I told her I found a tick. So then she asked me if I needed help removing it. Is... Is his dick hanging out after he hits that? Confused as to how that makes him a scumbag. He's never smoked weed. So he has no tolerance. 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Where have I heard that argument before? appalled by comment...looks at username When I clicked it I ended up with "3 liter bottle penis" in my search bar. The other day my boyfriend said, "It's not really porn if it's on Reddit, babe." They haven't totally done away with the concept altogether, but they've changed their views on it fairly radically in response to the valid criticism that they were asking people to buy their loved ones' tickets to heaven. Now they're promoting it as a spiritual enema ("purification") prior to entry into the heavenly chorus. The Catholics do seem to be the experts on getting sopranos into the upper ranges. 4,500 points in about an hour. I don't think I've seen a pic move to the first spot so fast. Especially when everyone should be doing work I've been to Portsmouth (at SMS).. Great place! I tried that big burger place by the beach That guy has the exact same attire as the guy in the video Coincidence? 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People who choose to be overweight have a plethora of health issues and drive up the cost of health care which directly relates to me, neither drugs or abortion effect my daily life at all. ~( )~ Those snowboarders clearly had overly protective parents... humans You saw this in the related videos from the Maceo Plex track I posted didn't you 46 minutes, NOPE they are both digital cameras This will probably get buried but I always wanted to tell this story. I'm not a hospital worker, sorry but I have a friend who has 8 siblings and they all look a lot alike except for one. I never thought much about it (she was very fat so I always thought of her as "the big sister") but a few years ago I was talking to my friend about it cause I saw a pic w all the kids lined up sitting on a wall and I was like 'Sally' looks so different than the rest of you guys and she proceeds to tell me that everyone always noticed that but didn't think much of it till it came out that her mom had been raped/molested by her dad from the time she was a little kid till she was a teen and that around the time 'Sally' was born her parents had moved in with them. Sally looked exactly like her grandfather so it's the general consensus that he is her dad. Nice huh? Turns out my friends mom was quietly crazy and kept it all a secret till my friend was in her 20's (she was in therapy w/family when this came out). 'Sally' passed away so I doubt anyone will ever know the real deal (tho anyone w 2 eyes could see it). My dog means more than me to most humans. Bet ya wouldn't say that to my face, because those would be fighting words. I bought the game Sunday night OH GOD WHY Simple diffusion from bandage to his mouth, dude. Hot girl, cat, and cake day... It's a perfect storm of karma Sir, you aren't actually making jokes abou The Appletini are you... I totally understand this feeling. I get super mad whenever someone insults my dog. It's like they just insulted me, and I must make them suffer. My dog does this -- except it's in sand after she runs out of the lake. It's less cute that way, especially when you get home and she immediately jumps in your bed. Sand everywhereeeee... I'm a Christian and a young scientist, this guy is insane and ignorant This is fake, you don't have children Oh my god, THOSE jolly ranchers ... Cow in background The same people who would buy this device. I doubt someone would have great taste if they are buying a penis mold for ice. 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I heard teeth. > Now that you mention it the Aang Gang never changed clothes That's Lieutenant to you. This is how I look when I think I hear my girlfriend fart. My first thought exactly. How do you compete? It looks like this person has extraordinarily flat feet. Being young doesn't make him completely illiterate. $8.75 for a beer. This seems terribly like you might die for my sins All of my . Why ? sudden realization: if the game had come out 2 years ago (i think its no too unrealistic) i would have had i decent computer to run that shit on. That is the majority of my auxiliary percussion. Still have 3 drum kits of various sizes for different venues... and a marimba. Funny story: I bought my wife's engagement ring for like $500 (Moissanite, not diamond). A few weeks later I bought my marimba for like $1,800... She wasn't happy Fair enough. It was pretty racy ┌( )┘ Kidding. I have never used Alien Blue, so I have no idea how it works in regards to what shows up and what doesn't. 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I guess if it had been a "rabbit" or brightly colored vibrator I wouldn't have had the excuse that it was just a "funny gift". Oh dear god. I am mortified all over again now that I am responding to these comments. ಠ ಠ Good sir granted I have posted something to offend you to which you have replied with " " face which I find most uncalled for but I pray of thee to not down vote my beloved postings for they are most dear to me and all of England. ಠ_ಠ Well, I'm pretty limited on options to live. I really had no choice, plus what could really go wrong. I'm looking at you "Blizzard-KeSPA-OGN-GOM SC2 Announcement May 2nd" Bench also has 0 rebounds… Yeah, everyone knows god lives in heaven, which is a transcendental place where he can watch us masturbate Oh dear God!!!!! I KNOW!!!!! I am seriously starting to feel queasy after thinking about this so much as I reply. Looking back, -I- can't even believe I bought and tried to use that damned thing. 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I happened across one when I was about 6, it was on its back in the middle of the road so I was like "herp gonna help u little buddy!" flipped him back over and he bit the tip of my finger off as a way of saying thanks. I never really thought about that. When I had to get glasses *Again...* Would you ever just pull the pour on the beer tap with one hand while angrily pointing to the sign with the other and giving her the ? > Yeah haha...I was like she was the hot chick that showed up for one episode and died, how can someone forget her lol Oh god, I did this. I also made them get obliterated by a train. I also threw them off a cliff. I also drowned them. What's wrong with me??! Yes, your "gays need soda because water gives them no nutrients" analogy is definitely superior. And then there's the guy who hummhrmmm this face. >How do you respond to ? fuck yeah, he did... 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Had lots of fun in that game Oh, and thanks for these tips, too. I, however, will be going with the grip if I end up buying one of these. My hands have been sweating ever since I read about the grip and was consciously aware of it. ...Stuck up an anus? ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ >They did a great job scheduling these games. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ **winter is coming** Good luck to the team flying with him for those away games. Creepy Man, just because I don't have awesome hair! We looked. We all looked. we arent talking about the same type of assault are we? Yes. That's what you meant. Hey, this town ain't big enough for the two of us My ex bf accused me of doing this in the passenger seat of his little modified dodge neon (lol). It wasn't me. In fact, I had the privlage of putting my hand in it one day. We never found out who the culprit was. Soooo gross. ಠ ಠ When did ohio become part of the bible belt? Sounds like they're LARPist. Wait. You're suggesting *adding* Chico to a broadcast? Where does the bill say they should share it anonymously? Redditor for 1 hour Sure… your friend So this is how we're going to fix all the original posts that didn't make the front page? This is the second post of this kind that I've seen in the past two days. So am I Really? I guess that makes Super Metroid's release date 1999, and Metroid ll release date 1441 (as logic would have it). Jesus Christ A pretzel selling *shop*? How many types of pretzels did you sell? Of course it wasnt against his will... Aww, all the Xbox ones are taken already? Stupid finals are interrupting my Reddit time You are asking this...on the Internet... You posted "Kittens killed with baseball bat". literally... !! I also have the face on the back of my helmet in reflective tape you should hang out on 4chan, i think it would be a better fit. My dad is an ER doctor in a pretty big city in California and about every other month he tells me he treats some one who cut their cock off. MEQ e jogas EVE. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Wow, I'm really surprised how many people don't know about GOM/GSL. >Okay, seems impossible to all you. I'll stop posting in this thread. You *had* to go there, didn't you? I had a secret shopper mark me down one time. In the comments she put, "Dont think I will ever receive better service from anyone but only Jesus is perfect so I cant give a normal human a perfect score no matter how amazing service was." They dont care about comments...only numbers. ಠ ಠ I was just down in the US city centre building and two union and they were shutting things down and sending everyone home. My office didn't necessarily closed but they told everyone to go home for the day before more marching screwed up traffic and/or things got out of control. I watched the Nike windows get smashed live and I couldnt shake from my face 5 year average percent of capacity: 100.36% Let me just use this original design on my original car. Don't me sir, it's not like I did it on purpose! Great singer, but it bugs me how he thinks classical music is Micheal Jackson. Yes. **Defiantly** ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ !!!!!!!!! Yes, because it's clearly doctors who profit from this Well for a while now I have had dreads and every once in a while new hair growth builds up and I would have to get my hair retwisted. The day I get this done sometimes fall on the day friends would want to do something. So basically I would have to tell them I can't hang out because I have to get my hair done. Ignoring my advice when buying a gaming computer usually goes "Don't buy an Alienware... this simple Asus with a Nvidia graphics card will do just fine". A week later I see their facebook status complaining about heavy their Alienware laptop is Salt the pasta, and don't break it into bits. I'm looking at you germans . This needs more upvotes.... Seriously wtf So, what had the potential of a good idea of splitting the parties, turned into a left bash chain joke email. Awesome! And then there is Quebec. Number 13, big asterisk It is a true black widow!!! > Why does the stripe polo cost $44? You crushed all hopes for humanity, thanks Odometer B? Why wouldn't you just write Of course mum will know where a 3 year old cum box will be I see what you're saying, but..... For some reason, all I could see was a woman with her head on backwards. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ That's not what downvoting is for. TIL that there is such thing as Muphrey's Law, and now as I look back at the name, I feel like What the fuck man? Let me live my fantasy, DAMN YOU. I've read the books and I'm confused wtf, I don't "ladyboy" anything Preeetty sure I'd notice my butt being slashed no matter how sharp the item used I'm not sure a 5 year old should be watching King of the Hill ... She's 12 One of my old teacher's last name was Weiner. She has a brother named Harry how did this get past *new* And some cum-flavored-listerine... what's the story behind your username? "My name is Talkie Tina, and I don't like you!" I was once asked while hanging out with a girl for the first time (I wasn't good with them at the time) if we were dating. we weren't, so we said no. Then they asked if we were fuck buddies then. Jose = gardener One of my friends told me that when she was in nursery school a gunman burst into their classroom. Apparently she took a bullet to the shoulder when she had to jump in front of a baby he was shooting at. This was posted not too long ago dude me too I worked management at a store where street date was accidentally broken by a clerk who never read the labels. It was a $25K fine for each copy sold. I wasn't working when this happened, but I had to come in and fire the guy (orders from the top). Fortunately only three copies sold, but corporations don't mess around with broken street dates. 220 "weight" sandpaper? I am 20 and People on r/athism have got a raging hard on for this guy, he's just like any other loud mouth fundy nut job. What about Galileo, Michelangelo, or even Plato any one of them would be far more significant than Hitchens . My friends think it's appropriate to loudly talk about jerking off and porn in public, because "No one cares what we're talking about" and "It doesn't matter if you know them" dude... not cool. otters are our friends. Anonymous user kinggimped calls for stronger intervention and moderation, touts the benefits of the "Shanghai clique". Also Jiang Zemin is now bedbound and presumably using the internet more and more. I had a guy from another department at work do the same type of thing to me when I was eating tuna. Quite enough Internet for me today. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Maybe she was dead for weeks and just recently dumped In a bathtub The link was already purple for me. Kenny just said GaSAL You know... You're absolutely right. I was reading it on my phone when I replied and didn't notice it was in this subreddit. I am a failure. Showing off part of your body you may be proud of does not suddenly make it okay for complete strangers to solicit you for sex. Christ. Boob hipster ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ MAGICಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ You are now aware that every cat looks at you with disapproving eyes Why did this comment get a downvote ? That was a nice thing to say. I know the pain of needing crutches as well. Also to the OP, I am sorry for your hardships and hope the best for you. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ My job. Watched the talk below first, now reading this comment in her voice Unless they pull a Spore on us ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ THIS IS AMAZING. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ See, everyone thought that would be the ultimate insurance when we signed Luongo to that 12 year deal. Now look at what's happening. They ask you to deactivate your account with the threat of calling the authorities.. And then they give you a link to donate to them. I'm from Sa doesn't surprise me I remember hearing that some pools had a chemical in them that would turn your pee red if you pee'd in it. It was a very long time before I learned that it was all a lie You can change the toggles per page in settings! That's a bass... Not liking mainstream things is so mainstream ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ THIS IS AMAZING. Your eyes... They'ree like rainbows... The boy is *16* Really? Don't you know? "le" is le French word for "yes". I was making le pun. Actually, it is! Sometimes when I'm talking to someone I imagine what it would be like if I just kissed them, man or woman my mind does the same thing ಠ_ಠ Gabe really has missed something here.. i find this bot even more annoying than 'this' comments. You know what pisses me off most about this repost? That's it's my fucking picture...I took this photo on my anniversary. This exact one. It is saved in my camera roll on my iPhone. And did I make it to the front page? Hell no. Spends $45k, gets Home Premium. not sure if want..... They wanted to cost corporates money by forcing people to take the long way to work So I tattooed child porn on my vagina? What do you mean "before reddit"? People who state in their profile that you should have a face pict when they themselves don't even have one. WTF? U know what I meant ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ that awkward moment when you walk into the mens room and see a woman telling you that you walked into the womans room Okay fine! Yeah, damn these parents to hell for caring about their kid. Sure glad I escaped that pit... That's because he just painted over a screenshot of it and didn't doing anything actually original with it. Spends $3k, gets Home Premium. > Its all logically fallacious to believe in: Ghosts, Karma, God, Souls, After Life, non-physical entities (don't bring up logic or math, those physically exist in the brain ), etc... browses /r/buildapc knows nothing of OS' there's virtually no point in getting ultimate/professional for most users as the extra features are basically never used. I suppose you found the site searching for Big Busty *coons* ? You really think the front page would have had 10 copies of the same thing? ...because most heterosexual men really look forward to a threesome with their homey ? This is true... somewhat anyway. I have a friend from Australia that swears up and down I have a southern accent.... I live up north born and raised. fractured knee cap =[ this photo was from the day before i fell on my left knee while not wearing knee pads You did that just so guys like me would cringe. Dammit it worked. Who shaves their penis I remember eating some pie in the dark once, when I went to the washroom to wash up I had a similar mess on my face. > There's no sort of radio feature ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I like ponies, but why is this here. That's why I posted it here.... I don't get it...every other draugr is like "Lol, it's cute that you think you can beat me ^-^" but then there's Deathlords and I'm like " " ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Lucky bastard. You had best be trolling. I had pink eye 4 times one summer (I cleaned bathrooms at a summer camp). If someone made fun of me I would usually just respond with "Ha ha ha yeah I got it because you apparently can't seem to figure out how to poop in the toilet so I have to clean it up for you" You do realize you are in /r/atheism No they don't. I will be "a little more clear". I pretend in my own mind that it is monogamous, at least while we are together. But there has yet to be a conversation about a relationship. So I justify it since there has been no talk about it. And "unfortunately for them" because if they do want a relationship, they won't get it from me. At least not a meaningful one. Not that i wouldn't be faithful to 1 girl (hell, I was faithful for 6 years to my ex), just saying that I'm fucked up in the head, and have trust issues. I'm not making excuses, I'm not saying its right. In fact I'm a little disgusted in myself for it. Yeah, cause you Americans are such a victimized minority on Reddit. Where did the Ukranian student get vodka? I would think psychiatric patients would not be allowed alcohol This is how my wife cuts her cucumbers. How did this make it past new? Which is why they're in a psych ward, right? I don't know whether to applaud you or to Unless he's into that sort of thing. Glory hole in the bricks? What ever you do make sure it is wet. Nothing is more of a turn off then when a girl is giving an indian burn to my penis. A good friend of mine from high school was always a chronic liar, and that did not help matters at all when he became addicted to heroine. He joined the navy to get his life back together, and was doing cryptology. He claims he had high security clearances because of this. When he came back after being discharged (he told us it was honorably but i have my doubts), he would go on rants with our group of friends about the military's R&D and our advanced technology. He claimed we had developed light speed travel on land. And made claims about contacts with Aliens. And claims about the La Li Lu Le Lo from the Metal Gear series being 100% real. The list goes on. We were friends with him for like a decade so we were used to these kinds of shenanigans. After a while we all learned to just nod our heads and hope he shuts up soon. Almost ever word this kid said was total bullshit, but he would go on as if he believed it himself. The best bullshitters are the ones that believe their own bullshit. Mine broke up by email, now she is my wife. Oh God, why did you remind me of that. Well we got a new killstreak Why am I reading this while eating yogurt?!? I apologize to all the modern warfare masters who are taking this too seriously. It was a joke ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I hate Top 10 Lists that start with one. wow man, I was simply posting this because I was excited about these movies. Thanks for taking the time to shit all over me. I'd also like to point out that my post says "A summer where **I** actually want to go and see movies.." I was called a brogrammer on irc because I some mornings I go for a jog = = Or when cars on the completely opposite side of the road blow their horn at you when you're no where near them That moment where you recognize that you know the OP. On second thought its made me realize I'm one of the few people who don't smash their siblings. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER! Imagine if fans of Barca, Chelsea, Man City and Real Madrid thought like this? They'd never win any trophies! hhaahaha.... oh, wait a minute. Arctic.. Penguins.. Gary Busey+pudding. There's just something Gary Busey-ish about dat face. Yes, let's pay 500 people $150 grand each (per year) to do absolutely nothing. That's what this country needs right now. I had one of these and it was fucking awesome. What's hilarious is that only the first version had iTunes, after that Motorola ditched iTunes for *RealPlayer.* People who end sentences with "haha" or "lol" should be immediately executed. Well, you could start idolizing Putin. Was the last pic necessary? Why, what do you know that we don't? He was driving drunk and flipped his car. Yes, I can see that. But if that also includes businesses, then hundreds of front page posts all over the site have been breaking Reddit rules. When people post pictures with titles like "Saw this at my local bar in XYZ!" or "This demonstration is happening at my school, Pitydafoo University!," those posts are not taken down. This: It's like we're both from the same radio station sever If this means Dany dies and you didn't mark this as a spoiler, we're going to have a problem. That's nothing. I end up getting it in my food and on my freshly washed clothes... Yes... real life. Calling that offer a bit uneven would be an understatement. ** ** This reddit is supposed to be hetero female friendly... Hmm... Maybe because of your username??? North American reach or American Reach? I'm assuming that they don't just totally skip over Canada and fly over to Alaska I live in Southern Ontario and I hope to never ever ever see one of these :/ I was thoroughly disappointed with the lack of NSFW content regarding octomom in this post. That is the opposite of what is true. Hmmm where to start. [4] Seems about right. Actually I couldn't even watch the Bollywood one (as a Bollywood fan myself), it was so incredibly cringe-worthy. And then surprise! I go on EW's website and they say it was the best song in weeks. "dad, i'm hungry." "nice to know ya, hungry!" But penguins don't live in the arctic... Yeah I saw it And the almost worst part of it: there are no lifts to reach the underground lines Bukakke cum cakes. There I said it, but they were delicious. I read that as meatspin Title is misleading Title is misleading Title is misleading Title is misleading Title is misleading Title is misleading Title is misleading Title is misleading You must be new here. 'Le' definitely means 'yes'... Only she gave birth via C-section for all her children, so there should be no reason for it to be like that. I just used teammates in my reply. The point is no one can use jets and I wanted to see of there was a solution. dammit man, READ I said I want to see a picture. Not make an actual bag. You wouldn't know that unless you've been snooping in places that you shouldn't be... Now, why would you do that! When you check the backseat he'll just stab you in the face! At least you could take him with you by crashing the car when he slits your throat. I'm all about irreverence, I get what you were shooting for here... You really need to learn to gauge the mood of a crowd though... /r/fitness is a good subreddit... Didn't you get the memo? On reddit now all unrequeted or unidirectional love is "friendzoning"... That's Lt. Surge Awfully coincidental username. *We should have joined the mole people* You are aware you're reading Wikipedia, aren't you? People keep comparing me to Tim Tebow. I weigh 170 and suck at football. I thought you were going to kill your brother Oh, well that makes it all okay then, doesn't it. Its funny how sailors used to mistake these for mermaids It has pussy and 69 in the same sentence. I think not. First they should implement the "damage done to champions" stat at the end of the game My mom came home tipsy and told me I needed to find a place to stay the night later this month because she's throwing a sex toy party and vibrators will be purchased in my kitchen to raise money for a shelter. She then proceeded to tell me that I was under no circumstances allowed to buy any of the sex toys. Very meta. My point still stands >noses But....you forgot about the shades ლ( ლ) WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE? For a non-smart phone he got offered 20? Then why was I offered ten for a smartphone? No matter which one, it runs Android 2.3.7 and so should be worth more than a flip phone any day. Sorry I'm a lesbian I used the online tool to see what the offer was, so I don't know why they would only offer ten when it clearly said '$100 for any smartphone'. It literally didn't say 'any qualifying smartphone' until the page where I get the quote. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ That guy *watching you* Strang is f11? 10 minutes added time?... .... You lost me at your last line gnats. Lemons and parties At first I read that as WHITE POWER ICE POP. Needless to say I 'd for a few seconds before rereading it. SO the probe is going to Europa, Ganymede, and Callisto, but the picture at the top of the article is Io, Europa, and Ganymede... This is an Epson. Or you could just close the laptop How is anything on youtube rare? I was in the kitchen with my mom's husband (not my father, and not even a nice guy. He's awful) once. Apropos of nothing, he starts talking about their marital problems, and then tells me that my mom won't have sex with him anymore. I was all ಠ_ಠ and he continues, "I know you don't want to hear about your parents having sex, but maybe you could talk to her," to which I responded with a double . (And no, I didn't say anything about this to my mom. Twelve years later, I still find this whole conversation creepy as fuck.) sorry. I though your " "s were a WTF. yeah you only have to hear that song once to remember the line. Seriously, what the fuck was Microsoft thinking? Who the fuck did they think wants a UI that fits a tablet on a PC? Do they also seriously think that everyone has a touchscreen monitor? (By the way, who the fuck even has one?) Ya no, your sarcastic comment towards instant replay did not make me think you wantedto actually have it. Anyone else notice grape was not offered to him? What is this sorcery? honestly, lucky you. a friend who had a baby shower last year asked that if you brought gifts, that they be books. so, went to the bookstore to pick up all my old favorites -- saw this one on the shelf, it was either just above or hovering under the $20 mark. bought it anyway because it's a freaking awesome book and i didn't want to deprive the child of a good read due to consumer greed, but seriously... kids books are freaking expensive. i've also recently come to find out, so are board games. They're just so... Small. Well my cat likes to lick trash bags WTF does Crysis 2 have in common here? Yeah. If you're gonna remake a masterpiece, at least don't have jagged lines. Fun story: I worked at a camp with this guy. He was a counselor for third and fourth graders, . We all made jokes about his likely pedophile status. It turns out that our sarcastic suspicions were correct. it looks like aimed at the other guys crotch I bet they wrestle after he gets creamed . I always saw it as HURRRRRR Why did you point it out?! I was like Daaaaaamn Giiiiiirl you fine, but now I'm all like ... Doodystash Nope. They would have to bid for airwaves, in a public auction thing with FCC. Dumb analyst He/She forgot Maryland I thought about asking for details, but I'd rather not know. if you watch that clip, an HJ costs more than a BJ... my dad used to say it smelled like "vanilla pimp" and he wouldn't let me use that scent in his house. haaate youuu dad TIL the capital of Michigan is Seatlle. Maryland. No one ever cares for Maryland. You know, you'd do well with a NSFW tag, I opened it in my lecture. First the Amendment, now this...Great things coming NC lately... A lot of them are pretty rancid, yeah. Especially the ones who you would think are way too old for his music. A freshman in college tried to tell me that he was more musically inclined than Esperanza Spalding last year She had a dead cat in her freezer. Sincere comment by REDDITorCIRCLEJERK Michelle Tanner, next-level The article is recent and relevant, but this isn't the first time the courts have admonished the Oakland PD. Even though they call it an "ultimatum" it seems more similar to the U.N.'s pussyfooting around the Syrian revolution in that they're not actually doing a goddamn thing ...Trouser snake? nyet nyet nyet What kind of backwards logic is that? I am a woman. It's on 360 also!! But I got an eagle 2 Shoot? Circlejerk is leaking again..... Jager bombs? High school? Oh shit! That's right, it's her favorite franchise. Man op knows NOTHING about his own girlfriend Did you guys know Ovechkin is getting more ice time!? Was wondering whats wrong with my sound for about 10 minutes before I realized I had the game on mute I missed the festival for prom, stupid prom. Also NCIS people signed my robotics team bumpers Sabian B8 cymbals " " NSFW???!!!!! You gained 20 pounds of "mostly muscle" in 4 months? **NOT A VIRGIN ** That he killed his wife while their kids were at home. And then he stabbed himself to death with the same knife that he used to kill her. Why doesnt right mouse swing the right hand? Half of the people tell me to wet my mouth, the other half say it sounds like I'm slobbering. What does this have to do with Catherine zeta jones? An energy sword out of metal? You're doing it wrong What the flying fuck is happening? Poop Noodles nope nope nope. I can't message you when you are in triforce Higsby? Er, diseases can be spread even if someone has had a vasectomy.. Condoms aren't just for preventing pregnancy... /u/srsiskillingreddit is less than an hour old. I think there's a very good chance it's a troll account trying to make /r/antisrs look silly or extremist. But yeah, it's kind of working. Me too! Just made it public, and as much as I want Terraria I'm on a Mac. I think I've seen this before, not sure where though. Oh yeah, its was on 100's of fb status' ** ** I read it as the many faces of derp Not everyone uses Lotas I guess it's easy to tune out when you hear it weekly.  Yum, only 29. .. or maybe she shops her body onto middle aged women Not Paul Bissonnette. Yet you said the holes are put in by you guys? correct... I've felt that exact same way over the past few days. I've been trying to get fairly simple pokemon like Fraxure or Golett and it's INSANE how many people just want stuff that frankly I don't see existing unless its a pokedit creation. As the OP said, it's always [INSERT LEGENDARY PKMN HERE] Lv.9 and under. Oh was he on the Pats then? We're they playing Miami? I distinctly remember Miami. Then again, I may have been young and confused. I would even get Junior and Tedy Bruschi confused with each other Not surprised that you didn't show up... again. How did you get the notebook out? Slenderman? Oddly enough he swears no homo but calls himself a top The guy with his arms up? Aren't you an attention hog. This is what I'm seeing also... Uhhhhhh no??? I am definitely not in the KKK. I was texting my gf, and her male "cousin" was at her house, and they were home alone. He had tried making some moves, getting touchy-feely with her, and at one point, I get a text from him on her phone saying, "so you're the boyfriend?" which I respond to with, "yes and if you don't lay off [disturbed_pickle's gf] you will fucking regret it." then this kid had the sheer and utter GALL to respond, "well im gonna go fuck your gf and there ain't nothing you can do to stop me." #1. Incest wtf #2. I have always been on the shorter side, not necessarily thin, but short. Recently, actually. I sat down with my record and listened to Abbey Road, with the windows open and a glass bottled coke in my hand. A friend came over and I wanted them to hear a certain song so I lifted the needle, put it over the right song and let it down, and they said "How do you do that?!?" and I was like . The Orioles started 1988 0-21. Thankfully I was too young to experience that... Editor. Every time I see it the word redditor instantly comes to mind LIAR I can can see this knowledge getting into the wrong hands that do bad things. They did the same thing with the iOS version of SimCity. I had an iPhone a couple of years ago, switched to android, later got an iPod touch, was reloading my games that i bought previously and was pretty miffed to find out that the copy of SimCity that I had payed for was no longer available, but I could rebuy the new version. What did you do What the.. Well fuck, they must have been saved to the HD. I'm assuming the same thing for GT Academy. Subscribe for more videos like this. I don't think that asking me for pictures is anything like raping another person. about why you'd want a painting of two racoons having sex That's why I said it's not an issue worth leaving him for. Yes, it's irritating. Yes, I wish he wouldn't do it. But I'd rather find a way for him to stop than to leave him completely. Nsfw tag please. Blow up doll... Van Basten ** ** Well it's true. Raise a kid up in a good environment and he won't become gay. Maybe not hit or stone him . She asked you to ask her? That's nicer than my college dorm was... Tuning fork healing... Panel 4 is Why block the eyes?? I'm sure that would make reddit really interesting dont your own comment Le me If you're too curvy, I'm a hippo. I know one > Are you fucking kidding me? Never once did I bring any religion into this. You're the one who is trying to negate my points by using no-true-scotsmans to nullify any point I bring up. zeroCHAN... 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You guys are weird I am unfamiliar with the type of thing i am seeing it's not just for masturbating I can see why that was upsetting, and this guy was definitely a pretentious asshole, but it doesn't justify slandering a college education in the arts - the value is in the person, not the major. Every major has their share of pretentious assholes. And they start by thinking that their major is better than other majors. I didn't see your quote in the transcript. ** ** i'm not too old to become a Jedi Reiki? Are you shitting me? I write with left but do almost everything else with right hmm... Not to mention that the sharpest thing in my room at the moment is a spoon I had a bowl of cereal today ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Why would it not? Yeah, the several dozens "members" of black-block are going to be able to defeat capitalism on the battlefield Revive/Teleport Eve on 100% CD It's a silent h Oh dear lord. iVinyl My sarcasm was obviously too strong... Something similar happened to my sister actually. This psychotic girl smacked her in the head with a golf club. The skin was gone and you could see her skull When I was in elementary school I walked in on a kid writing MOMMY on the wall with his poo People said that about W too. exactly nothing about it. People hate cops more than hobos now welcome to 2012 The bottom of your backpack? Spends entire thread arguing how piracy is theft. Links to pirated content... If it helps on the homer front, for parts of this season Chico seemed to take a strong liking to being a homer for whoever the devils were playing that night. Your answer looks obviously googled. With the desktop on F7U12 there are like codes you can put in similar to how you get or so. There's a list of them somewhere, I don't use them much but you can find it. I had to reread this twice. Totally thought she was fucking her boyfriend and her brother mary... really? mary....... ..... All I could read was ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ . Incoming downvotes. I've tried to post comments like this one, but everyone is always just "lol ur gay" Lol stoned. And spongebob. Nice. Why stop at marijuana? Works with diseases, depression, prisons etc redditor for 28 minutes... I'm In the toilet they spelled Watchmen in its singular form. The look on American mom's faces if some Solomon Islander traveling through America did this to their kids: Or something you can't just look it up in that one catalog every single auto parts store in the world shares? Human=Animal there is no difference between value of life. The age range between {35-44} and {55-64} is {45-44} What is metagross doing here? Funnyjunk? Seriously? If you want, I can bring up instances in his newsletters, which even if they weren't written by him, he hasn't renounced, or apologized for. And they have been brought up to him, so one can only assume he approves of colored-person-hating, and biotruths. You can do anything you set your mind to. Is riding the tailboard a problem in your area? This is exactly why I won't put a reddit sticker on my car THIS. Damnit. I thought I'd avoid the spoilers this week but you just HAD to mention that Ikki and Jinora were involved, didn't you? As I posted above, it's a t shirt promotion released as an OVA. eyes cuz you wrong son You replied in a separate comment There's that, and then there's being too young to attend... fuck, I hate being 18! Ah yes. "To Train Up a Child", the book written by a Christian pastor for a Christian audience. If you have to ask, you're one of them What's that supposed to mean He sounds very constipated anyone else notice the creepy ass poodle? I can do a better job than that pole... And for free!!! Monday is the most busy day of the week? I am sure none of you are posting from work D-da... And this is all said while she looks like this. And we (Americans) get shit for 4/20. Gee, another BM on ladder post. These never get old. You Are Friends Como se a frontpage fosse um exemplo a seguir I had to explain to a coworker that two HIV negative men couldn't have sex that leads to an HIV infection... Oh, of course. Being facebook friends with a child makes you a paedophile [](/ohcomeon " ") Thanks for that. its a bot Same here. My mom hated the thought of moving to digital. She always liked going to Costco to get her film developed. She said it was because it was easier. Now, she doesn't even bother developing her photos anymore since all she does is post them up onto facebook. star anus... Wow 9gag, you guys are some real rapscallions Ohh you should see how it looks like in low Water Here you go: Yes, make sure you pre-mix the bleach and ammonia in a separate container before adding them to the other solvents! The ratios don't really matter unless you're doing analytical chemistry with lab-grade reagents. Then take a deep breath, sit back, and relax. Don't forget to congratulate yourself! 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That shit's getting retarded. That's actually awesome on their part! But come on! 7.6 million for a baby picture After last night: Crawford!!! like alton brown... WTF /r/PrettyGirls .. why must you put me in these awkward situations .. looked up more pics of her .. .you can tell by the legs .. *someone TPB sure is known for its legit file sharing use. I was expecting the band.. You pronounce the Aine as Onya or (with an Irish accent) Awn-ya. I have this name and no one EVER gets it right. Im living in Britain so i am constantly referred to as Aynie/Ayn/Ay-iy-nee Four 40 year olds, agents or not, should be big enough men to walk away from a situation like this. Instead, they reverted to fratboy douche mode and decided to beat him as a gang. So brave... why the hell did i look i expected that too After looking at that picture I was like :D, then I read your comment and I was like . This is like those annoying "I know I'm going to get down voted into oblivion, but ..." comments, but in comic form Apparently not much has changed with my ex-girlfriend. I looked at his recent comment history and didn't see a single image link. Yeah, who needs art anyway? > [edit] Am fost anunțat că ar trebui să pun și numărul de calorii. SUNT SUFICIENTE. Nu stau să le număr. New England law Boston like a boss. Twenty five minutes away from contracts final. > Uhm, no, sorry, it does not need "to be transferred by your feces" , rather probiotics work the same way all bodily nutrients are absorbed - when you ingest food (or pills) they go into your stomach, where they are broken down and absorbed through the lining of your stomach and intestine. Then the nutrients (or probiotics) are ferried to where they need to go, whether that's your lady parts or anywhere else. Exactly Hold on. I think he was 11 or 12 when he went SSJ2, coincidentally we were the same age at that time. :D And then when Saiya-man saga came out, I was like a year younger, maybe? He was (I think) 17 at the time and I was about 16. And now I'm 22, I'd like to think he's the same age as well. NATE! My history teacher said that the US "was one of the most atheistic countries in the world". I had to point out the "In God we trust" on the dollar bill. Oh god your right! I deserve the dude, he just went full retard. noone should go full retard. The circlejerk hungers... A reasonable chef would have plastered it to avoid contamination. Then **how** do you know? Happy trails are ALWAYS the right imagery It also counts the Battle of Hastings as a French victory other discussions (17) I just got the notification and did a literal Like, 2/3s of players ? I see a So what you are saying is, it took a maggot falling on you food for you to notice something was wrong? I was under the impression that rotting carcasses put off an odor. Why would you want to see the pastor smacking the guy who is fucking your brother mid-penetration? All my , take them. Or, get off the road and leave cars the fuck alone. You know damn well you don't "keep up with traffic" if people are attempting to pass you. Stop increasing the likelihood of involuntary vehicular manslaughter just because you want to ride where it's most dangerous for you to do so and then bitching about it while inconveniencing all around you by riding too slow in the middle of a lane not designed for you. It's so hard though! My cousin actually asked me one day "Did you know that guys have nipples?" He was 15. I thought he was joking but he was dead serious. TIL Nicholas cage looks like the disappointed face on reddit. STARE THEM IN THE EYES THIS WAY AND SAY CONFIDENTLY, **"I EAT FOR SUSTENANCE. I DON'T EAT FOR ENJOYMENT."** I saw this on 9fag months ago. Once again, they think they created this. I see this on Facebook every other day. "Fuck yhou bytch, I khnow yhou been talkin shxt about mii. LMFAO! Yhou needa stop wid all dat shxt, sweetie." (sorry, I tried my best to imitate the Facebook text that people do these days) Thats about as bad as when I moved to Dallas about 20 years ago from Illinois, everyone would ask, where ya from, I would say "Illinois", 80% of the responses...."oh, thats in Chicago aint it?".... . bad trip on marijuana? I'm from the Northeast. USPS lost 12 of our 75 wedding invitations we sent out I emailed them to find out WTF their problem was and they sent me a cookie-cutter form letter response about a non-related topic. No in new jersey they call them "grenade whistles" I down voted, this is lame because I don't even..... Yeah, EA has totally corrupted the hardcore gamer's goto series. The Sims . And more recently the modified trash-mullet. Why thank you for your contribution, NarwhalAnusRape What is it with all these MMO's all of a sudden? Please don't fuck up Bethesda, I beg you. >But yeah, it's kind of working. This is from October 2010. Somehow read it as butthole burgers It's an electric stove... seems legit Dat shaman. Oh god why Lavender flavor??????? Nope > Where the f*ck do you live? Really EA? I personally have given up attempting to explain Reddit to my friends. They think it is ridiculous. They just don't understand. They all believe "iFunny" is better. Let's see it shooting You've gotta be fuckin kidding me. one can never truly figure reddit out I think he's being a big, fat jerk. You know I corrected myself...? The OP. I flew myself to Maui at 17. Just me and my best friend. It was the June after 9/11 attacks. Not a pleasant experience. I got sunburned and was wearing my bathing suit as underwear to reduce the pain. I'm standing between an orthodox jewish man in a yarmulke and a middle eastern woman. Guess who gets strip searched? The 16 blonde white girl from california barely wearing a linen dress and a bathing suit. I feel sorry for your junk of you truly do put it on everything I know, right?! I only have a Valliant II and I almost never snipe. Pendulum is drum and bass GODDAMMIT OP. The Guardian Man, I wish we had that here. We just installed print release stations to prevent people from unintentionally printing the same document over and over. As it is, if the lab assistant/library worker is being lazy or inattentive, you can get away with printing as much as you want, given the printer doesn't jam or run out of ink/paper. It's nice when you have a class that has tons of little handouts or whatnot, but a total bitch if you get stuck behind the guy printing 1200 pages. (But it's okay, they're duplexed! It's only 600 pages! ) I was helping someone make a decision and told her to pick the lesser of two evils. She said I was getting all religious about it . I'm still a student so I don't have the money to travel a lot, but when I will have a good job and money: I will not have the time to visit. A teacher once told me "I've been arrested for selling drugs twice, yet they still let me teach. If you ever sell drugs, don't do it on school property. It is much more dangerous that way." Mother of God, that looks like some vile zombie mice orgy. "Hap first and Stu bringing up the rear." They look like brother and sister. Seel Stoned City This is an actual album cover?! Has no production values at all. Snow is great until you have to shovel it /r/spaceclop people actually like that shit. There's some skeet on the side walk too. ლ( ლ) That's what women do bro. My ex wife left me with three kids all under four for a crack wad with no job or car. Till then r/gonewild I would give anything to see that in a lesbian porno Every week I spend on the internet is another childhood memory gone. Nice try...... I see no photoshopping lol *F*rom Half Life.... . FTFY. Is that two P-51's spliced together Not sure if sarcastic or supporting my idea. Does your supervisor know you're doing that?! Fucking moronic. a lot of people have So, it's his reddit post. He can include any criticism in it that he wants... I've shot at this for minutes... Is that snot running down his nose at 0:32 seconds? Well the Duc is basically asking for it, driving around so scantily clad like that... They're not even good, ugh, I some times feel like it's a conspiracy... and then my friend who's a bills fan gives me the It's a table headed "Outsourcing" with suppliers on one axis and products/services on the other... Fuckface! That would make me angry too. I knew I had become a gym snob when I saw someone just sitting in one of the ellipticals, just doing bicep curls. No pedaling, just curling. I understand that I'll be down voted into Oblivion. Your statement appears to be lacking proper punctuation. The best kind of ! The things I see on reddit. Shitting coconuts TIL I learned Romney has a son named Tagg. Seriously who the hell names their kids 'Tagg'? This is great. This would have been very helpful about a week ago when a woman posted about feeling essentially betrayed by people in the church who said it was against God's will that she have more education than her husband. What really annoyed me was that r/Christianity proceeded to defend complementarianism when this person had legitimate questions, and the comments were not helpful at all. And then someone said that having a female pastor is probably indicative of heretical thinking. Haha awesome. Hln.be however Just mean-mugging her the whole time like, "Bitch, are you serious??" But still, you know, doin' it. yeah, poor guy... In the comments of a gif of a man dying... I thin i just puked in my mouth that is horrendous. No flow. Your friend is definitely going to hell for being so bad at rapping. Mare THANK YOU. Finally, griefers can be dealt with. I've been having some email conversations with HiRez about griefers being a major problem (their stance has basically been "we aren't going to do anything" ), so hopefully once I let them know, this will get fixed. Then their car catches fire and your father is now an arsonist I've thought about that before.. And I wondered about what happens when people are beheaded. Like if their head is still laying there alive.. >Why are his pupils so big . It's actually quite beautiful... I came here to up vote you for your cake day. However, I read the comic you liked so much and since we used to date you get instead. are you seriously doubting there are ways to tell this by looking at people while interviewing them? I've seen the last one before, except with "nigger" instead of Whitney Houston. With snape as teacher? 5) Rangers almost always running around with dead pets. That music What a bitch I don't think it's an matter. He raises a true dilemma that is a side effect of using consent as the guideline for acceptable sexual behavior. If another species does come around, that can rationalize communicate consent then it would be bigoted to oppose those inter-species relation. Hell, there's even precedence for it. That is how Europeans came to be. Don't worry, you have won. Omelette AU fromage is way more appropriate, I was just stupid enought to only say DU was wrong to focus on the actual good preposition You actually have friends who have 400 Elo ? I wonder if the driver was the one who hit him and changed his story so he wouldn't get sued. hey thanks man, i didn't want to sleep tonight anyway What has been seen, cannot be unseen Makes it *ribbed* for your pleasure.... My pay has increased by -100% as i keep getting laid off As a Thai-Japanese Hybrid with nothing to do with India, It bring back memories. We even talked about kids. I think there's less distractions back then and when you spend 40+hrs/wk like a full-time job with someone, you talk about EVERYTHING. If we had a boy we will name him Harold after Harold Ramis from Ghostbusters. If it's a girl we'll name her Molly after Molly Ringwald from 16 candles. He doesn't even know what he did wrong Comic sans .... Get him!! The best kind of ?...that might be enough Yeah, I'm not a fan of how they implemented walking. You can walk...if you hold down the button you bound for it maybe they'll fix this \*shrugs* "The Land Shark Gun" Women also get fingers stuck in there ass at the obgyn. Like every five years. They've never jiggled anything though so I guess I can be thankful of that Nebraska? Technically it's always a beard. And I'm not getting a no for an answer ts:r30x They followed you here. It's all your fault. Soooo... Throw away half the egg? For the love of God lock you door! Irc and icq Ah, the Gujarati movie industry. Let's call it "G"ollywood And ha about the bike! Those are my initials! And the year I was born. My name is Sara Renee but most people just call me Sara, some Renee. Very seldom I get called Sara Renee. I had to argue with someone that was my whole name. Like I don't know what my name is. I will never forgive my dad for this: I had all of them, first edition (aunt was in uk bought it and gave the first to me, waited for all the next ones) and he threw all my books out. With my yearbooks, and narnia books. but has tons of boxes of train crap lying around... "redditor for 25 minuter" As an Indian not in India and not calling B0FH_420, Nice catch. At least /r/funny was cleaning up their own house. Although +85 at the time of the screenshot... Apparantly in Thailand, chicken embryo is a delicacy. Beware of random penis towards the bottom of the page. Dammit how can you still make me laugh in such a serious thread. Shame on you. ''Why doesn't it start to move with the rotation of the school?'' -Ender's Game His hand is all over that pussy Not a Mexican flag if you're in America For the boyfriend with a anime/child porn fetish? Nice animated gif posted by Potato_inmy_anus... 1 upvote for you. I was looking at this with someone and I got a little mad, and started to say exactly what you commented on the thread, and the person with me responded with "OMG you vegans never shut up about being vegan!"... But...you're on a subreddit that posts photos of dead people on it. Did you really expect human empathy here?? And they sure are perky Click the title. It has a whole story on it George Lopez? Captain of firstworldproblems. Come back when a company actually screwed you over. Nice try, GLaDOS. I'm onto you. skinny, **underage** models... Wow, Kids nowadays are pretty...gay... Why is this in /r/nintendo? I don't understand this ... perhaps it's because I'm not married, but as a woman ... I'd feel equally punished by not having sex. funny, that last frame is what got me to blow my load Whenever I'm on my period and irritable, I outwardly apologize to my boyfriend that I'll probably be in a bad mood for a while; since I'm on my period... I may be the only girl that has no problem admitting she PMS's sometimes Look at his account . It takes a while to pick up. PS, even though the plot twist in disc 2 may seem -worthy, keep at it. My sister still does this. At least we still have Lil Wayne... RIP MCA RIP MCA -[Sarcasm] At least will still have Lil Wayne... [/Sarcasm] But how do you just forget something like that? Hair grows back it's natural color. So hey, there it is. And most people have childhood pictures, you know, with their natural hair color and everything. "Oh hey I forgot I had blond/brown/red hair for the majority of my life." Definitely better than "Trayless Tuesdays". And now you want Karma for it? This is at the Ritz. Saw you last night Yeah translating so they can understand what he is saying is rude... I agree to the utmost extent. It kind of looks like WoW combined with wizard 101... I read the title as "My mother has been dying lately, and has been encouraging my father to do the same." Safe to say, I was incredibly confused and How would he poop GTFO Go right ahead Why would you tell him to dare you? I'm 47. HNNNNNNNG! It makes me long to go to a game. I've only ever been to Shea Stadium and Citi Field (which is beautiful, I must say), and I really do want to visit more, especially Citizens Bank Park. I may be going back to Citi Field next month (last time I went included a rather nice come-from-behind Mets victory). I should also catch a minor league game, considering I'm only fifteen minutes away from Coca-Cola Park and have never been. I was shocked when her thinner was going up for $30-40 this is one of those "just use google and not an askscience things" I think I may be working for that client Now....Kiss OMG, since when does the face appear properly on Macs? Did you do something special, or is it the magic of Lion (I just upgraded my work Mac recently)? This entire thread makes me . eating off the stretcher.. Riot. Other first hand experience: the girl who I lost my virginity to thought I was at the party we met at with a different girl. She even said something about how the other girl would be mad if she saw us talking, and I responded with a very quick and witty " " ...and your question is left unanswered I believe Internet groan is better known as . ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Why didn't you stop doing that after she came in crying the first time? I am disappointed, I adore his books but had no clue about his views. you If it helps, it was the look of disapproval photobucket Because if somebody posts it to reddit, it becomes the trademark property of reddit. That frame, but some put the eyes on him. Good find of the frame though! Notice the confederacy flag in his license plate Ugh, my mom says stuff like that all the time. She always tells me to hurry up & lose 20 pounds so I can find a good man. I'm like... REALLY, mom? Are you naturally a douche, or do you practice? Nearly every thread has you being a dick somewhere. This show was cancelled to make room for the Cleveland Show. You mean if it wasn't a daddy-daughter pic it would be all good? I was born at this hospital "Why don't you ever come?" Hug hug pinch. Reminds me of a guy I bought my Miata from. I was test driving it and he started scolding me for upshifting at too high an RPM (halfway to redline). "You should shift into second at 10 mph and 3rd at 15. Otherwise you will damage the engine." I gave him my face. This guy was an ME student at my alma mater. I tried to contain my laughter, but it was nice to know that he had driven the car like a grandma while he owned it. Too big to hold? Dont you hold it in one hand and light it with the other? I really hope you don't hold I_RAPE_CATS to the same standard. uTorrent Maybe someone will pay you to kiss your med school ass she looks like an older version of an ex-girlfriend. Thank god she doesn't sound anything like her, that would have ruined Femshep for me Imagine what women's dildo's would look like ?????????? Thank you for the advice......ill keep it in mind..... "Little more. Little more. Liiiiiitttttle more. More. More. Keep it coming. Whoa whoa whoa, that's way too much, what are you trying to do to me?" Well, don't you sound like an intelligent little zealot How come I never get any *live* gifts? Don't downvote this comment because you don't like the FACTS that are stated. Not sure if the people they should be looking for have facebook accounts Shitty knock off of worst_answer_possible. Did you take a picture of your computer screen? Cat turd is a delicacy to my dogs. My bloodhound loves any chance, if I'm not watching, to get his big ears and jowls all up in the kitty litter. Then rub his head all over my sofa Are these work meetings? I'm pretty sure work usually goes on a work meetings maybe I've just worked at stricter work places. Roller Derby. I was so close to being done my fresh meat, and my final test. I had a pretty bad bout of depression and didn't want to get out of bed. I stopped going in February and miss it so much :( I feel like such an idiot to quit when I was so close Raping the up vote button... Isn't it? I'm not black but the first time I heard it, I was smoking a joint with two people I just met and the white friend told the black friend that he nigger lipped it. I was like Hmm, its a toy dog he goes at it with, Hmm, its a toy dog he goes at it with, haha. There's a lot of things I don't like about the government, and now they want to force themselves into my backdoor? These hyperlinks to ads still trick me on reddit even thought they have a line under them. I can't even believe someone would make something like this, let alone actually give it out instead of a tip... I'm sorry that some people make you do your job. Why are there tags still on her heels? Cat porn? She's messed up.. Move on. We've gone cold I immediately feel foolish for taking you seriously. Three times. Way to go, now I gotta go look. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Username... As bad as it may seem, I still think Bush as a whole was probably better than Kerry would have been It was truly a turd sandwich/giant douche race Eternal Tears of Sorrow. What were they thinking? Also, Cock and Ball Torture. What do you think is gonna happen in that fort? 350 is not divisible by 3. Scientology. MW2... Motorcycles killed my father and raped my mother At least that's 25 points most people wont get. The curve should mostly take care of it . > I'm on ~~to~~ you Nope If the thought of fucking thousand year old skeletons make you horny He didn't go to Jared. What were you guys doing? Can't take a joke bro? lighten up. ... explain to me again why you toss babies like pizzas? do you actually know that you can select "never find updates" option in Windows Update? Aint that some shit It's a metric unit of measure. Original Poster That would make my life, sadly, my ex only got hard for other women This was the scariest part for me, and after this, the zombie fish freaked me out to no end... sorry if that's a spoiler... ... High quality gif? The 2003 short film *Rocks* by Uibel, Stenner and Wittlinger does not count We're not talking about Windows Media Player. I only see a truck behind a box I guess the strip clubs I've been at are a bit classier My mom used to say "Naah this is the yucky ice cream truck, let wait for yummy ice cream truck". And I waited That second story is just plain fucking mean. Pierce and the Greendale Five. Duck face I had the biggest crush on him when I was 6, thanks She's all like *Error: this friend is not on your list* even though he just msged me >[repost from /r/gaming] Haha ya you are right. Complete mess up on my part. Whoops So you just write a reply instead. Redditors cannot into humor How do you do a verbal response of " "? I confess this sounds too easy. It's a trap! This video made me very sad. Give the damn kid his glowstone dust ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ 😌🍻 But it's a default because it's so.... wait a minute... LET'S NOT I still cringed at the blatant patriotic drivel DAE find this a bit creepy. It's a good thing majhost is so reliable TIL that if you somehow drove east in a straight line starting on the coast of Brittany, and continued roughly the width of the US from the bay area to New York, you'd end up in the former stalingrad This has 100 down votes. Must be a Fire Nation conspiracy! What the hell. I'm Icelandic and I just learned about this from this thread ~~I'm gonna pretend that 30 seconds after you posted that you went back and actually read the thread, saw that there are posting guidelines, and are actively editing your nomination to make it valid now... ~~ Like, wrench? I was thinking suicide when I read the OP! Either that or the facts are wrong. One does not simply die in the same place on the same date 13 years after the death of his father  What? Is this real? Hold on you aren't in your 30s ... to answer the question I'm fitter now in my 30s than I have ever been. Aim to improve that over the coming decades too. Ah, let down much And give him story quests where he earns artifice and biochem crit sensors thank god there was a tl;dr because that story was WAY to long .... No, it is not. It's a video. Pomson Saw a lady enter her PIN at the grocery store. 1-2-3-4. Don't stick your dick in crazy Reykjavic why did I say that I saw this episode the night before he died only to get downvoted to oblivion and this post has 5,000+ upvotes? How many times is this going to be posted? I feel people just post now for the useless karma. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ April 1st Westmeath, but I haven't lived there in forever. My dad's from Cavan Wow... You are so good.... And what exactly would his falling face look like? like this ? ( ))===D Have you never read your namesake's work? Young or old NO one should go on space dicks. "What happened?" "My feet got burned!" "Oh no! What happened?" " I just told you. My feet got burned." Sponsored by Merrill Lynch When i was 10 i did I tought they died from the infections they received after... you know... You asked your mom about /r/spacedicks? I think people should stop feeling the need to make separate subreddits for all kinds of humor. I mean, what if I want all my humor to be bunched together because I find them all to be funny (r/funny) or maybe we need to make another subreddit called r/everythingfunnynotjustshitthatdoesntannoyafewpeople..... The youtube comments are so damn stupid . haha i'm assuming people we're actually expecting to see an actual strap on picture..... oh well at least someone found it funny ^_^ Optical illusions for people driving two tons steel in a tight space. Is that cat dead? I pictured it as the dinky urinal in the corner of my frat house bathroom You must be from 9gag, tell us more about showing women a good time..... I ended up working really late last night because some construction company in California cut a piece of fiber so no yard sales for me this morning :( Yea I figured they were pretty much marked up to rob those who have never heard of the internet, but I saw it first hand last night at Havana. When I was a teen/early twenties that was where we all went to get cigars. We had no idea and figured cigars were just expensive. Without knowing what kind of markup it seems reasonable to pay $13 for a Illusione Epernay. You think? Hahahaha. *No.* Are you serious? Did you seriously take the time to write up this AMA with an expectation of legitimate responses? I hope if some fed out there is reading this he/she/they are laughing as hard as I am right now. No federal agent will give you an opinion on anything like that. They would lose their job and probably be charged with some violation/s of procedure. Same thing in corporations. I guess you never heard of the term 'top secret clearance' in the Matrix. Don't even suggest to use a throwaway username either; I can trace an ip address sitting on my couch in my underwear using my iPhone. Do you have any common sense? Why don't you just call out AMA's for politicians, cops, military etc to reveal classified information relating to investigations and other privy information because you're curious as to why you can't find certain details in the news. Some things are done for the greater good and safety of the people. Other things are not revealed because it just simply is none of your business! ..stop the drugs and come back to reality you moron. You'd have a better shot at getting an AMA from Brad Pitt. Today you learned a lie. * * Can't take a joke brah?, lighten up. Cannot....unsee.... You probably shouldn't do that with fish. I don't really like my cat sitting in the window, because if you push hard enough they'll pop out, and she likes to lay down and put her feet on the screen. I caught her once about to climb up the screen. I wish a half bottle of vodka would get me that messed up. Well maybe American Irish do I personally don't see it here. Though thanks for the info on our cousins across the pond. Apparently the Irish were the first major gang in America. Not sure whether to be proud or not... The links in the top youtube comment are already broken, it was posted an hour ago Average of >1 foul/min… Jeor Morm*a*nt? Why post this,that's like me going to the mall and taking a picture outside of a cookie shop,and calling it a vacation The op asked for 'so called ''bad'' movies' not universally agreed good movies I looked up the meaning of Tyler and got "tile maker; tile layer". I find it disturbing his head is the exact same width as his neck... Little things like a bullet to center mass. You numbskull And if they DO beat their child they go to jail and are seen as sinners!....wait....what? I just love it when the top comment to a video is stating the exact same information in the title of the video. But...you...just like...brought it up man dude, she was like 16 in that movie 2/4 = 0... wtf? At 0:40 you refer to the 2 groups of "actors" as 2 sets of medics. Their shirts say EMT-I... EMT-I is not the same as Paramedic. Added: The medical assessment, especially the SAMPLE history, is horrible. When the patient doesn't give a good answer, keep asking, don't just brush it off. A small flashlight and a broken clock. Plus my teammate is Sterling Archer. Did you just save pixel-art in JPEG format?! ...So you admit the only reason you want a kid is for the labor you can make him do? Not to mention the all the blatant Norse mythological drivel with Thor. I absolutely loved that movie. When I saw it, it was with a huge group of male friends. I'm female and am a huge comics nerd. Because my husband and I were along, one of the guys (who didn't know me well) brought along his ditzy and annoying girlfriend, who hated "anything nerdy" because he thought she and I could keep each other company since "I didn't think Emeryn would be into the movie since you know, girls aren't usually into comic book stuff." Then you have safe search on negro. 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Stop running and settle in at the top of the key ** ** You went through his phone? Last night I disconnected and on return (as Teemo) I always appeared stealthed to myself and the little creatures at the red buff were shooting fire across the map. She must have a lot of pubes to start a fire like that Was in the NAVY, choice of West Coast, East Coast or Overseas, being from Bellingham, WA, I chose West Coast. Got Bremerton, WA. Nice respectable candidates you have there, Green Party I'm sure it looks good and is enjoyable at ground-level... Don't " " me. Let a fan be a fan. at first I was like ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I was 15. He was 19. You make me at my life. <3 The one labeled 'power' must be really handy. People stand??? Employees are people too. uhhh pretty sure Robert wasn't really the one that should take the blame for this. LOL... My Saturday night too. Just took a break from the book to look thru r/trees. Currently a [5] need to dump it to a [7] i do. and it's pants. Yeah. I didn't bother with a screen protector, just a case (my phone kept slipping out of my pocket ) It was kind of hard to tell over the Internet Spirit Animal..... My ex/prom date had sex with my best friend who didn't even go to prom. this was 5 years ago but I remember it as yesterday. This is 1000X harder that just buying actual food. And definitely not before "pie". I'm 15 and I enjoy my talk radio. WTF, does that mean I'm an adult. Hey buddy, you don't have to be a brony to love horse dick. I'm talking real horse dick, none of that animated crap. The word "Wow" has heaving meaning for us in the space community. world*news* Don't go to Kelly brothers on 421, they did not put my oil cap back on after an oil change. Did not find out till my engine was covered in oil and about blew the motor. > The very first one had me ing and it just went downhill from there. Missing out you got minecraft pocket edition first and have a pony theme ............ uhm DAFUQUE remind me why you are on reddit? ...your username. How can you fap to that? Yay aggies, some of you are incredibly adept at making me wish I had gone to UT instead. I can't help but notice that the majority of the "best" moms from anime are the ones that are dead. it's probably old and sticky by now 1x1 pixel image. Crap so that feeling doesn't go away? I go to A&M and am good friends with a bunch of Corps people. I promise you we all aren't that bad As a Norwegian I am more upset that they keep referring to Åsgard as "ass-guard" in English I was asking for the clock The australian P plates are the signs you place on your car when you have just received your P's license. That is to say your first license to drive without another person in the car. Your speed is limited to 90kmp/h on the red P's and 100kmp/h on the green. 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It has gotten to the point where, even in cases of such as this, you really cant tell if it is a joke or a real thing Louis* Canadians I knew 124 of these. Some of them are kinda not true either (Either because it doesn't include exceptions like Smeargle and that that facts appear to have been made before Platinum). Fire's great, but let's take a moment to appreciate how truly awful that one kid's coat is. You know which one "For 14 years." *Worked at Playboy* Yeah it must suck to be a charizard I recently asked one of my married friends when the last time he had sex was. His response was: 'Well...I had sex in March' I saw a table set the other day labelled "HD Designs" Why would a hourglass be for the lawls on kennen thats a core kennen item. Thats like saying build an hourglass on morgana for the lawls wait till they're on their 2nd and 3rd marriages Me encanta cuando lo tocan en el fútbol y toman a algunos futbolistas con la mano en el corazón God hates Mormons Dateline!?!? I had no idea they were still touring! I must look into this The thing I love most about Reddit is hearing this gold dust advice from MoistPigeonFarts69.. Well now you're just making excuses. So let me get this straight, last week Adele's 21 beats Michael Jackson's Thriller as UK's fifth biggest-selling album of all time, and The Avengers broke weekend sales records, but sharing music/movies is destroying the industry? ⊙▃⊙⊙▃⊙⊙▃⊙⊙▃⊙⊙▃⊙ Why wouldn't you just give it away or sell them? And now I'm happy I have Comcast, holy shit I never thought I would say that. It always looks weird that the abbreviation for cerebral palsy is the same as child pornography. Changes the story a little bit. That was -not- an acceptable replacement Well who told you that? Looks very nice, but why would you have iPhone screenshots in the Play Store? Only one keg ? What are you? Driving? Redditor for 6 days.... 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I wouldn't call it a rape, she could have fought back All I'm wondering is why you were in a tot pool Making assertions without citation. Asking me to look up the citation. Complaining when I remind you that it is just as easy for you to do it as it is for me. MEMEBASE. So....if i'm 15 minutes away from Rhyl...I'm in Hobbiton? I have not found such a place yet nevertheless, have seen someone reference Rhyl on reddit, and can now in a weird way die happy. Yea cuz a nobody would be caught dead driving a jaguar Peanut butter and carrot (must be grated) sandwiches. Not all that gross. But everyone I told gave me the biggest I've ever seen. You're doing it wrong Aren't these judges supposed to know stuff about music? The first judge said "I don't know quite what the market is because it is the violin and then very rocky" really? That's your analysis? Well, the book is *for* premium products You thank them by using Flickr? Seems legit. There Oh he's a snitch as well as a drafter dodger and faux macho man. Says **Worft**AnswerPossible. Wat, I can't do both? Back door meetings you say? It was pretty wild - I did it with my little sister, and my mom, dad, grandma, and grandpa all watched and took pictures. I think I was 8. I think I'm also the only person to read your whole post So, a hastily made Mortal Kombat logo created in MS Paint is a hilarious masterpiece, but the London Eye portals are garbage. As someone with UC, I think about all the things I legitimately wanted to do, but couldn't because I had the poops... Please tell me this is a joke... do not want bioshock the movie to be directed by gore verbinski Then we're all fucked. The thumbnail pic lies Oh laughing now, are we? Do you realize how many starving children just died in the time that it took you to laugh your little head off? Instead of laughing, maybe you should be out there helping people and making a difference! Each moment you spend laughing is another life lost. How much blood are gonna have on your hands before you realize that inaction is murder too? Misread as lad with a nice touch. GREG My MacBook Pro 5,1 would disagree… it would just show a blank screen about half the time when coming out of sleep when I first got it, used to wake up randomly in my backpack (and get really hot), had a SuperDrive that stopped reading burned media, and a battery that bulged so badly that the door on the bottom would no longer close. It's finally "OK" after a new logic board, SuperDrive, and battery (all replaced under warranty). Buying 1st-generation Apple hardware is like paying to become their beta tester… The elbows didn't bother me, but this is just creepy. I just played asari justicar on silver with a krogan vanguard, asari adept, and human engineer. Banshees and brutes died in 5 seconds. Also, if it makes OP feel any better I once got kicked in a bronze game for bringing a level 1 geth infiltrator with a javelin I. I'm, I'm, I'm....it's always about you, isn't it? Race conditions. ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ As opposed to a vasectomy, in which the vas deferens also have to be "pulled out" and have been known to grow back together. exactly, u knew what u were searching for. Well you could say Smoked crack, ate cookies, and played wi your dog. Have fun in jail. (ノ )ノ ┻━┻ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Wow. I just realized what those white things are for. To keep the box from touching the pizza. Until now I always thought they were there to hold the pizza together. By that logic if the market is full of garbage and we buy garbage, then garbage is good? It's because of that fraction isn't it 7.95 shipping.. Oh yes tan, whatever you say tan. I will do as you wish tan. I don't...because I'm 14 Flying a plane, yes pretty cool. Having no arms, no i don't think so... Blue guy Edit: i mean second blue guy . ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ It's okay bro, I hate them too. Nothing should have that many legs and be venomous. Now I have... I think OP tried to link us to an attachment What gets me is, Ulfric never even wears it. After all that dungeon junk. Me too. I guess I got lucky. No, it actually can. I've seen it happen. I do the exact same thing. Have you guys been watching The Presidents series featured on the History Channel? Wow, this is the exact same dream I have. I realize I've forgotten about a math class and the final is the next day. I'm a foreign affairs major N64.... ಠ_ಠ why did I laugh?! The default ele build gives you about 12k hp. Thanks, ArenaNet. Loop? Educate yourself If you have absolutely no idea what you are talking about, keep your mouth shut At first I was like aw cute is that chocolate then I was like and then I was like wait a minute.... I WILL USE ALL THE CONDOMS ON THE SAME NIGHT BITCH MY BODY IS READY (tackles the guy) Seemed good until 2:01. Gondi....Gondi..... Gross, not like that. WHO FLAGGED THIS?! I can't change the age on my fucking YouTube account. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ > >but she has a long distance boyfriend Kannada? >I would think that it is implied that vegetarians and vegans avoid meat alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = maconsbill upon arrival= alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = I think I know this guy... He's a jerk It's an Anchorman reference Sorry we got attacked by terrorists? Try playing a female character not wanting to look like a Nightwalker... It's good to see that they are taking world politics seriously. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ 5 of them? Snakeseare is like **55 yrs old**. He went to college over 30 years ago....before computers. An Engineer with an economics degree? Omg I didnt know I can do this so easily : ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ If you can't imagine it then where's all this not being able to live with your (future) "memories" crap coming from? 1 word. Overkill. Every time I hear the word vacation I start singing that fucking song to myself. IT NEVER LEAVES YOU. I just went "ew," a little bit at the consistency of the snot, but I suffer horrible year round allergies so I see that every single day, and I know it runs down my throat when I sleep, plus when I blow my nose it doesn't always all go in to the tissue * * ಠ_ಠ Now that I think about it, is this a rhetorical question? Super Smash Bros. Except, you know, run a game. stipple.....we meet again People still believe that terrorists blew up the towers? He buttoned his blazer while wearing a vest...... >which is why you see talentless hacks like Omigawa Chiaki getting work... Yes, for science... I use the Thumper I was in the top 5% to graduate from Law School, undertook an LLM at the University of Cambridge, have won numerous merit-based scholarships and awards, and worked as an intern at the European Commission. I am consistently rejected as 'overqualified' for many of the jobs I apply for. I am unemployed " While in captivity she was provided with few toys or objects to stimulate her" **Chocolate** The guy demands that people stand out of respect for their leader, yet he appears to be wearing jeans and a hoodie. Because nothing says respect like showing up to a major event in jeans and a hoodie. Spacedicks with horses.... Ah, snake is carrying the socom, which uses conventional lethal ammo. Yet the hulk has been hit with tranquilliser rounds, snake isn't carrying another gun. Hmmm . One thing I have realized durring the process of this race is that major news companies don't report on Paul hardly at all. It's like they don't know the difference between caucuses and primaries Y'know if we actually got *any* mod-mail I wouldn't complain... ** ** You are my playoff team now, surprisingly. I really didn't think I'd be rooting for a team from the east. It is just impossible to dislike Marty and Parise has been great, all of them have been playing solid. And yet weirdly enough I also find myself rooting for the Caps . I was rooting for the Caps to miss the playoffs so I find this turn of events surprising, though I am a Leafs fan so I suppose I just like the underdog, except the Kings, fuck them. The only reason a whole floor's internet will sometimes go down is that people plug their router in backwards. beat puppies Yes, I can see that. You told "PedoHuman" where the kids are playing. why do you get karma and I dont No offence but you're kind of a pussy You may not know it, but you are a god to 2-3 year olds. Use your gift for good, never evil. Indeed. Off the top of my head the only case I remember being annoyed by font choice in a game was in Hydrophobia: Prophecy - large masses of text were in Bank Gothic in that game Reworking a holocaust quote to describe someone cutting up his own video games Then why did the lights at the AMC I was at go up after the first scene? i hate, when i accdently click on the map and walk back I had guys SQL injecting my site, so I just gave up and shut it down. I was ten years old at the time, and got punched in the face by my sister when I beat her for the 2nd time in a row. When she calmed down, we played again. I then beat her for the third time, and consequently had hair ripped out. Dafuq is wrong with you? Mmm...salty. What...what do you feed it? If I'm traveling I'm on vacation, I don't need ten or more books with me since I went to see the location. I can easily fit 2-3 paperbacks in my suitcase along with my clothes and is plenty of reading material for the extreme rainy days or sleepless nights. On weight even when commuting, I guess I'll just congratulate myself on being strong enough still to carry a couple books . Found it shoved in the back of the refrigerator, asked my little sister if she remembered when they last had spaghetti, she said it must've been a few weeks I sincerely hope he enjoyed that movie "thalmar" Define "good" and "mankind". Excellent profile, great pics, super cute. The only thing wrong about your profile is that you're 814 miles away "Animals can't change over time! But a talking snake can cause us to become self aware!(noticing that we are naked)" wtf Koreans eat dogs, not cats Keep him out of Iowa Becuase you like it floppy? > Normally i can get through all of the NSFW posts. Im just going to leave after the first two... ლ( ლ) dat pirate I think the comments section is becoming a bit of a circlejerk.. That news article says the video exists on liveleak, references the Daily Fail , but does not confirm it was a real event. This must be in the text books! In Germany the Holocaust is extensively talked about in the schools and condemned! Why the fuck are the Japanese not admitting their atrocities and teaching them to the high schoolers so it WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN! alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = Lies! We know you are hardcore into SWTOR alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = Females are incapable of pvp?? My sister caught me doing that when I was 14. She came to visit 2 week ago and brought it up, trying to get me to confess that that's what I was doing. I would say, wtf? But I understand the way she thinks better than that. She just doesn't have good boundaries because afterwards she asked me what it was like to f--- another girl and if i had indeed f----- my female computer teacher that I was suspected (and guilty) of dating. But ehh, i love that crazy bitch. Great people saw something that happens in the world probably everyday, but they act like the sheltered pussies they are and sue because they saw it. It's like suing the BBC for showing pictures of dead bodies in a war zone. What a tjop. You realize your spelling is backing up your point? On this note. The Asari Justicar should really be an Asari Commando. In the lore there are very few Justicars, they are all in the matriarch stage, and work alone. Instead we have assault rifle toting Asari, who appear to be maidens, and work in small commando teams. I read this American fags Is it just me or is he emerging from a vagina? O.o just doesnt cut it. this deserves multiple ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ It seems to be the other way on BF3. I only have one or two friends who play BF3 and *don't* have Karkland. So when thay play it's 1) Harder to find servers without the new maps, and 2) Frustrating when the rest of the group has to bail the server because one or two people don't have the maps. Judging by that I'd have to agree with OwDaditHurts (just read that username ) when he says it's intentional. Wha...what the fuck...they should be dead. +2 to the wtf death count for may. Thanks..... I can only sign in with Facebook, Google or Twitter. "climbing trees" rrrriiiigggghhhhtttt... Seen you? Yea, once or twice... Don't you forget what the Japanese did. don't you dare. Wait until you have to go to high school in China.... microsoft.... #not ಠ_ಠ just...everything in here... > Why did I type Baylor instead of Shorty's Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat. 4.25$ in Cali my car is a hand-me-down gas guzzing tank. I loose so much money on gas, it's 120$ to fill my tank :( I have RES at home. Unfortunately, at work we're still running IE8... i lied, im still here My parents anxiously wait till I get a new GF to share the fact that I used to drink from the toilet...there are photos By knowing there's not a damn thing I can do to avoid it Bad teeth Uh oh. He's not replying... yep this gets a It's always nice when dictatorial militants realize that they have more in common than not... Girls who dye their hair or wear gothic fashion are not all like that I'm pretty sure... You know she is 9 in the books and 11 in the show right and Gendry was around 16-18? In Denmark, 'Fanny' is a girl's name Great. Just great. What the actual eff. i.. that's... what? it's an illustration. I don't know, I feel like my bike gave me one of these when I whizzed during my last HIM. ummm...."open with phoenix harass" you even say open in the original sentence . and most protoss make a lot of immortals and zealots in there early-mid game comp anyway and not specifically to counter 1-1-1 so you're not responding because you're already doing that, and not only that you don't go into any of the specifics on weather to chrono out an obs in response to cloak banshee harrass, not all these things are self evident to people when you're talking about responding to things even if it may be to you. I had an Ezreal ignore and say he was going to report me because I was split pushing as Teemo and three enemies came to kill me. Google, one emote: Obviously not cottonmouths I've only ever had one awkward experience with my husband's extended family. My husband and I returned from our honeymoon to a basekt full of wedding cards wishing us happiness, the best, etc. I'm a little sentimental and kept them all-but one has a certain place of honor on our fridge. The card was addressed only to my husband and contained lavish sentiments about how proud said family member was that he (my husband) was serving in the military. The family member did give us a check, for which I'm grateful, however...it was written to my husband with "+ wife" written at the bottom memo line. Well that will show them... what a bunch of fucktards... Tits? you mean the pirates movies? *yeah*, so good. wh.. bu.. ... Black Bloc isn't a group. This series? bum boil and spooning? I've tried something like that, I was on my phone in my room, suddenly something falls on my hand, and it's a big moth Not as bad as yours though GW makes the models, but they're $14.50 each. At first I thought you meant the water meter Sadly, health education (no sex ed. class specifically, just health ed. with sex unit/chapter) at my high school was a joke and filled with douchebags (figuratively, not literally), so I did not know this till a few years ago when it came up between me and my ex. Many 's were had by her. I am sorry human race. Now back to my linguistics essay. Highly anticipating the sequel...this was left as quite the cliffhanger. geek news mtv ...... Someone give him a medal. "We didn't even *saw* his face" wow... that's a whole new level of embarrassment Yeah, it definitely does... Oh, I remembered something: a few months after that incident, I saw a hat on the terrace. And it was like 'OH SHIT NOT AGAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN', but luckily nothing happened. In fact, now a family lives next door, and everything is peaceful and quiet. Except when they shower at night Is it bad that I think of Terry Crews when I see this? I used to climb at GA My mom spent 5 minutes trying to find the "back button" for an iPhone before asking me for help Guess who's been on 720 Even though my broadband was doing its best to imitate a fucking dial up and my mic wasn't working (or you were all ignoring me ), I liked what little I played. The lack of health regen makes med packs much more important. Thumbs up. ಠ_ಠ = My parents both used to open a new window for everything on the internet and they never closed any previous windows. So I'd go on my moms computer and find like 20 windows open to various sites. So many down tokes in that thread Wait, after consulting with Sir Bearington, I just realized you were actually not joking. Reddit... Pfft..You *even resorted to stealing memes . come on Lotsy? you were doing soo good there, so_flippin_ good, W_T_F man. are you tired? do you need nappy times? One time I called out this guy who said he liked grammar but marked the answer to that question as, "How." He tried to argue that it was up to interpretation . ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ My poor psp never heard it's name, it was always referred to as the Nintendo Yeah, we found our place online, but there are a lot of properties we've seen that weren't listed (we got the one house on Indianola that doesn't have a front porch ). There are tons of places for rent though, usually pretty cheap. And traffic isn't bad if you stay away from High St & Indianola. I'm used to trains, so I can block that out, but it can be pretty loud. I honestly like the hustle and bustle though. Feels like there's always something going on (which there usually is). Makes for awesome people watching too (love seeing Fat Elvis hanging outside the Weber Market). When I was younger, my mother used to dry my hair. She thought if I touched water while she was drying my hair, she would get electrocuted. To drink milk. Yeeees. Squid Pro Row As a black guy I would've found that joke hilarious. sniping one typo = Very sexy I honestly don't remember submitting this. He's mine. You can't have him. Reads like bumpyroadtits. I was learning web design and decided to help a friend build a website. He didn’t like the colors I chose, so I asked him the show me a website of the colors he was looking for. He typed "premium website colors" into Google and proceeded to hunt for the colors he was looking for because he was convinced you had to purchase them. I think I made this " " face in real life. You sir are truly overflowing with bravery, but how did you forget to endorse Ron Paul while you were on national television? Man, have you seen some of the man cave/home theater setups on the AVS forums? I was playing Career mode on FIFA 12 today (managing Liverpool obviously) and tried signing Tello. But Barca were basically all like "This player has only just joined our team so fuck off". I share your opinion on the difference between what I consider coffee and coffee drinks but keep it to myself now after people called me hoity-toity. To each their of but when I ask for coffee and get something with cream and sugar in it already. I heard what you said! Blowjobs don't make him happy? Wtf is wrong with this guy... When I was 15, my parents spent 1500 bucks sending me on an Outward Bound ascent course. It's designed to straighten kids out who are fucking up at school. After a month canoeing and portaging through the boundary waters of Minnesota, I got home and kept on doing the same shit I had been doing before. Way to go guys, money well spent. I wanted to defend you, but you've been a redditor for close to two years... No police were called. ( ) and he's on r/aww Is that a reprimand or an excited exclamation? Too bad I can't stream HBO Go to my tv. india as well but how did you miss it? you must have seen the exact time if you were able to take this picture... 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"If her daddy's rich, take her out for a meal / If her daddy's poor, just do what you feel" ... I like to keep my pants on when I go... I've been in that store. I 'ed so hard. And 10 mods... [](/squintyjack " ") OMG! Then why is it every time I leave my headphones unattended for 5 minutes they come out looking like a plate of spaghetti? he's played 2~ months as a starting PG I've already removed one of his posts and directed him to r/bombing. This means there is a machine for inverting them... Or that someone gets paid to.. Invert disembodied rectums Hey hey I like the game plan.... The rock only did two bad movies... Doom and the tooth fairy ////ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ\\\\\\\ " " You took away an upvote over grammar? I'm worried about the fact that I'm mildly aroused. one does not simply fool a redditor to enter 9gag, without a hint I ordered my RY4 from these guys that I have heard so much about. I was naturally pretty excited when I saw the shipping confirmation email today. Then, a couple minutes later I got the Stamps.com email that showed he had entered my address information quite wrong, and since I am at an APO it will probably go to another country and never make it to me. I emailed the seller, he pencil whipped my correct address on the box, but the barcodes will still read the incorrect address. I really hope it makes it to me, I have never paid 22$ for a bottle of juice before. This is mind-boggling as well because my confirmation email from the vendor had my correct address, they just entered it wrong on the package. > Haha, my sympathies man :D I pulled an all nighter one evening, was writing a paper I think, listening to music on my IEM earphones (the in ear types). As I was taking them out, the plasticky slip on part got stuck in my ear.. Trying to pick it out only pushed it in deeper, until I had to take a cab to the local hospital, at 7am ohgodwhy.. You fap with the door open one time! The girls I know who were are very attractive and athletic and did quit their sport did so to do things more ambitious. "human meat shop" Fear not, I know Blue guy well, he's not as homophobic as he seems, he's what one might call a 'sociopath'... he doesn't give a fuck, he'll say or do anything to get a reaction from anyone and then laugh about it... but yea, I also 'd at first Retweeted via Twitter. ####" " - Figgots Changed his url or deleted his twitter I think they're (typed that all three ways ) gonna end the trilogy by making Batman kill. His rule number one is that he won't kill, he'd hang up the cape and cowl for sure if he did that. I think it's a logical way to end it. You didn't even bother reading the post. Contempt isn't gonna get me laid. My dad is the one who told me that there was a big market for this stuff on ebay So Scumbag husband lies to her and lures her over to Algeria, hides the passports and doesn't let her go back to New Zealand and it's... the Neq Zealand Government's fault? We were taught this in 5th grade.. Porn sounds yeah I also had a border/German shepherd mix and she was the best dog I've ever had. That said, when we first got her we had no idea how bored she would get (rescued, so no breeder to tell us) and as a puppy she literally chewed a hole in the linoleum floor don't ask me how she did it... but I agree that she grew out of it around 2 or 3 though and was super smart & well-behaved as an adult! wait.. you changed your blonde hair to red to AVOID jokes? What the hell? I really need to find a way to block ads on imgur.com. I got an ad where a woman was talking (with sound!) about interracial pornos (NO JOKE WTF ) Nope, sorry only the <4'11" people get to play that card Now people can see when we read it? The only "scandal" at my school when it came to AIMS testing (fuck Arizona, that is the worst graduation test ever) was students deliberately failing the writing portion (mid-length essay), because the prompt was so bad that no one could take it seriously. When I took it, it was to write a letter to the president of a company to persuade them to open an amusement park in Arizona. You're also not as nice as one may think Illogical. That's like saying most animals don't exactly walk because they walk on four legs, and not two, like humans. yep. no person can qualify as a man unless he rapes all the lesbians Don't know the laws in your state but if its possible, Lawyer up and see if you can't keep most of your shit. I *hate* hearing stories of cheating women who completely abuse the trust of their men only to walk away with half of their shit. Trifilin ass bitches Dafuq A majority of pop/hip hop artists today. Rhianna, Niki Minaj, Drake...Lil Wayne Did you get this look? at 2:58, there was steak in the boots. Comcast because corporations are people. There's a group that furries are above? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ There are such things as lefty drummers, and I am one of them I looked it up once. Honestly, it's easier to search it. If I remember right you need to change your keyboard to a certain language. Apparently you're expected to change it back after you're done. Oh its you That doesn't make sense thought because the team itself never accepts donations but a few of the team members have setup donation pages as individuals. Tentative word on Eurosport this morning is that Real Madrid want Cissé. Well they can fuck right off Phone numbers. NSFW 5.5 million to develop the app... "narwhale" STD's? As a sheltered suburban child, I can confirm this. He meant a *different kind* of pictures Rookie error mate. They are not ours, they are the internet's (most likely 4chan to be specific) googled it expecting a porn star.... there are warnings in california that everything could give you anything. i mean hell, to California, water bottles will give me cancer A bible right next to your condoms I can never figure out how to do this " " so I'm just going to copy and paste thanks! Do you really think giving advice on successful suicide attempts is a good idea? Yeah lol I'm 26... I still use a night light sometimes when I'm drunk, I will start to piss and slowly back up and see how far i can get before running out of ammo and making it back to the bowl... Did you not read the article? "Complete bikes starting at $10,695." That's not what he asked. They look really good, I would buy them but... look at the postage price ಠ_   Lulu and Annie? He either didn't think that one through, or he's a pervert. Good luck with that, my mom got a virus from browsing furniture websites I use lotion every day ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ** ** Can't believe we traded him for Kwame Brown matching that it doesn't have to be *your* children I googled myself. Not kidding. shhh My girlfriend wants Jason Mewes number.. >Hey, we're talking about civilised countries here. Yeah of course, Joseph Stalin But he's married...ಠ_ಠ >I hate them because the last one I went to, my mum sold my NES with all the games, the lightgun and a game genie for £4. how could he make this more clear? his first win of the day isn't working... he is then, in turn, asking if anyone else is experiencing a similar issue. So you decide to put the potential "spoiler" in the title of the post? I had all of them until my mother threw most of them out. Why would you want to enter a boy? That was written 3 days after my birth. I fail to see your point. Can t find Oven Bake Escape... I was thinking Adam Loewen Nope - he thought Picasso was a Fictional Character from a book. Be glad you got yours. I'm still waiting on mine! Weird it works for me The pastor of my buddies church told the whole congregation that voting against this amendment was a sin against God Because she bled in them & offered the info up to OP As a novice archer the bow shot from that video made me cringe...***HOW DOES HE STILL HAVE THUMBS***? You know, except for the NBA Playoffs. You just blocked Grodek's chance of getting his question answered "Even though my ex's had waaay bigger cocks than you ( ) yours is the best ever! It's the only one I've ever let in me." No way is that 8.5 >By the way, it is funny how you think that it is absurd if someone denies you, by legislation, a certain right (freedom of religion) but you think it is ok to deny other people things like same sex marriage and abortion... If you went to a web forum for professional chefs, and suggested adding saltwater taffy to a BLT, you'd mostly get responses like " ", and not thoughtful explanations of what flavors go together, and cultural expectations for sandwiches. Dude, it'd be all cold and dead... ... Again? Not every foreigner has an accent or speaks english badly. Not sure if I should laugh... Or " ". She gave me the hardest look I've ever seen, but never spoke of it again My husband requests Erin go braless all the time... I see. The game cartridge is all wrong, the system itself is an abomination, and the controller has 4 colours for face buttons?! I agree with the quote in the headline, but the community I really want to get on board is the /r/science and /r/skeptic types. They will look at Dr. Weil and Huffpo and give a double . ** ** Does it not appear on his summoner profile, does it not add up after a win, does it not show in the post-game dialogue, .... Well. Sort of creeped out and laughing at the same time. Why is this arguement happening? Horse. Shit. I clicked the link I think someone needs to stop buying shitty games No results but now in my search history. Flipboard for the iPad is just glorious. It's nice for the iPhone, but I am impressed by the ease of use and flow of the app. Alien blue for the iPad is the same way. Good on the iPhone, but ridiculous on the pad IMO. (for instance the button when commenting? Mhmm. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Sweet Jesus... That was terrifying... Made all the worse by the really low key framing. NOPE You were focused on the ass that was still clothed versus the bare breasts? This happened to me in a university-level chemistry class. The city it was in bordered Canada. Still got points off Yea same here... They are so loud I can hear their tv during the days... edit: removed double post Experimentation and testing on live people is the best, I dare say. Wait... I'm a live person... They blasted Rodeo music. For ten minutes. You mean "enough"? That guy's a professor at my school. His book is, of course, required for his class. Lupita! Nobody asked you That was disturbing..... even reading it. Too late. This has made the front page of r/worldnews Seriously r/mexico? You wouldn't let Danny Trejo negotiate your multi-million dollar business deal? at 3.8 MB/s? that is more than twice my internet speed! how could it take more than an hour or two? ...and why are so many of you only getting this game now? i am disappoint. where did this even come from? Bad attempt at a novelty account = Anyone else read this in the voice of Siri? "Created with 3D Wiggle Gif Maker on Windows **Mobile** 7" I have never successfully opened one of those onigiri rice balls. I always end up ripping the seaweed. If people think this is too hot then they don't know any better I actually thought that people would be appreciative of the fact that I built a desk and now can sit next to my wife, and also battle even if it is on a Mac. Who the fuck cares that it's a Mac? I didn't realize that /r/battlestations had become /r/PCCircleJerk. Whatever though, I'll go find that picture of the glass desk and post that in a month again even though I didn't build it and can take no credit for it in any way. I thought ability's did no damage to neutral mobs,so i would stand there auto attacking/dieing and raging I took your TLDR too literally. Who would buy a speling game. omg someone else who hasn't read them? My husband keeps sneaking it onto my nook but I refuse dammit! I need a piece of that [ass] Am I the only one that's frightened that people who can snap like that are walking around? It's not that I think she needs to be locked up or anything, it's just frightening to think that you could just trip, yelp, and then be set upon by an enraged person that has to be pried off you. It bothers me when people add "mon" to the end of something to make it a Pokemon, that's digimon bro... I hope that made you horny Get rid of Kitchen and Bowman. Holy fuck I had this exact same question and conversation with my boyfriend last week. He looked at me like . I still never got an answer. actually its not Ghandi either, it's Gandhi thunk Real people like to assume this as well. When I was in college any time I would hang out with someone else for more than an hour my roommates would pester me about it and ask if I liked them. I had one of these faces because i hate looking up the letters: For some reason, at a glace, all I see are swastikas 1587 gigabytes, and they're all copies. It's karma... "Q: With some information out(may or may not be correct) about how hard monster **shit** in Inferno" Sad. So you want like abra and happiliy and such from white forest? I have 99 ultra balls(I thought u had to catch darkria on the event ) I'll gladly help well not sure why, but i did it...i goggled whale placenta Well yeah, I'm pretty sure there's something wrong with you if you laugh at r/spacedicks... Anybody else sifting through these comments and learning a lot? Elton John.... I hope those are Mexican Pesos Seriously anything that could be a huge scientific breakthrough is just wiped out by WOW A PENIS, the fuck reddit FLASHBACK to my last psilocybin mushroom trip initiated There's a special place in Hell for people like you. You monster. Who would do that? Yeah, goddamn women's rights, always asking for...equality. > I misread your name as "JerkMeOff" "you can use your iPad^iPad^iPad" Was it a sick play? Yes. But, gloves... My thesaurus is of no help here. The gallery... You remember that? Immeadiatly gives Morphine along with Hammer... " Sir, what the Hell are you going to do with the hammer?" No, Goddammit! Not in my name! I never thought of it until now, but the latest iPhone ads are strangely tomato soup-centric. She's basically ordering hotspacho. Sam Jackson would be all . There's something evil about their eyes. ** ** ლ( ლ) Please do not let this secret out too often! Youtube comments on Reddit? I took off the 15-25th and told my child's mother I'm out of town for that duration lol!!! One time I ever say "Dumb cunt" and i get like 30 downvotes. Graduate high school. You just HAD to choose that username 22 updates? your username As fucked up as this world is, cleaning it up still would be easier than making mars survivable I am being 100% honest for I am in highschool, and there are a lot of grade A dumbass's here: A guy was arguing that rap takes a lot more skill than metal, because metal is random notes and a guy growling or screaming. My response: When I was young I was going to go outside and play, so I grabbed my shoes and put one on, then got distracted and went to put back on my other shoe. I couldn't find it and spent a good 10 minutes checking around the house while holding the shoe in my hand the whole time OP Provided link to first thread I don't want to live in a world where the Violent Femmes are used in an HP commercial. Your name just makes me go air ball WTF PAU Funny story time: When i first started playing LoL i used to think that everyone was fighting for telling who was a bot(bot = AI) and who wasn't, because my teammates were always saying things like: "annie bot?""2 bot""3 bot?""they have only 1 bot""only 1 bot?" . Took me a while to figure it out that it was referring to the bottom lane. Isn't that what everyone that hates Apple already does? Gas chamber? Really? I get that you (stupidly) feel strongly against what is proving to be a very popular feature but holocaust jokes might be taking it a tad overboard. Wildly shooting massive amounts of DNA and calling it data "transfer" is the same as throwing your external hard-drive at someone and calling it data transfer. Tis appropriate for wtf but still... Faint attack. For second I thought Colbrt died. Yeah I'll go "check it out" right away How personal it was, you guys got him a reddit flap machine. Leg hair also I can beat it! What is this? utorrent what do you use that for??? ಠ_ಠ Thane dies. He does not count. From what I understand, people who romanced him don't even really get any unique dialogue with him. And then you realize they're heat seaking IED's disguised as puppies and he doesn't work as what he says he does. My dad used to spell his last name on my mother's answering machine while they were dating. Oh boy My aunt is an anesthesiologist, and she just said this was bullshit. She said though that black people have a hard time with anesthesia because they tend to smoke pot and not tell the doctor and that messes with the anesthesia Sad that it was a case of bad luck but wtf was he trying to do- *"He was attempting to pass another vehicle on the right shoulder of the road at the time."*? Grade 12, barely any arm/leg hair, fucking forest on stomach/chest. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ We would punch each other in the balls when we were in trouble on the playground, yes it was a game to us to be in pain. I should have read the full URL I enjoyed that too much The picture is more WTF than the point you are trying to make The stalkers because they are well made and fun each time I walked into a room and heard them make a noise and look at you I would just think to myself god fucking damnit then after I got the foam finger in just like bish COME AT ME BRO! platinum, molybenum, tantalum, lanthanum Heaven forbid someone has a different opinion. But how many fingers do you have? Yes. I'm sure you did. Then you took a picture of it with your 0.05 megapixel camera. why does everyone say "squirting is real except when its on video"... its like goddam Bigfoot I'm afraid I have to wince here. Number 2 Top download: The Kama Sutra of Vatsyayana by Vatsyayana (1089) Huh, so you can... One of my friends lied to me!! I thought it was only your own that you could download... Oh well.. What the actual fuck did I just watch right, because people with diabetes should blatantly ignore their doctors... and then blame others. We have a little sunken area in my backyard from where the builders just threw all their scrap materials and covered them up The last name Noguero to Niggers My brain processed that last part as.. "aids filled cookies...." why reddit, why. Your comment and excellent, in-depth explanation of the events and why you think I am wrong has helped me see that Obviously looped ambient noise (I'm looking at you Gossip Girl ). It's such a minor thing, but it makes me rage so god damn hard. Wasn't this case part of the justification for the enhanced pat downs? I do the same thing. The other day Halladay was starting...I checked it and he was flawless through like 3 innings I think. And in my head I thought of me jinxing it and then thought *nah* check it later....McCann hit a grandslam off him and he gave up 8 earned runs I did not claim it was mine. I linked to the page where u can see the author's name. What is your problem man, i just wanted to share something cool The printer isn't connected to anything I am so sorry.. I a, from Minnesota and we aren't all like that! I swear.. Maybe you guys could knock some sense into her..? Jag känner mig missuppfattad. Jag borde haft *look of disapproval* med i rubriken. $11 an hour is still higher than average manager salary here in my country Looks an awful lot like the rock I lost ten years ago Your name... What were you thinking Did you know? The bottom of the swimming pool smells like strawberries? Im shocked this has so much positive karma I guess the tweens really are taking over reddit PESSIMIST username? seriously? That I raped someone Top heavy with three 'destroy all lands' effects. Everyday with the bbc gossip just link the page Clowns just ruined tits for me. >kinda sketchy Bless your soul I read it to be my 4 year old girlfriend They should name this robot 80085... **WELL HE NOW SURE AS HELL IS.** A raccoon one time broke into my house and ate my Guinea pigs, leaving a bloody mess. I caught him with a mousetrap and shot him in my back yard It's like you guys don't even try... Did you just compare the Beatles to One Direction Fuck you for making me laugh. Have an upvote and a stare ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Yesterday I was playing Xbox live and when someone left my party I said bye and waved...   Anything posted will most likely have originated from 4chan to begin with. . heh ಠ_ಠ_ crazy troll Yikes, is that what raw milk looks like? It looks like puss. Write WAR in caps three times, show ice miner underneath. My Man MCA has a beard like an Airbus A320 Its a good thing somebody downvoted this - seriously this is definitely worthy of a downvote I recently learned that as soon as I could talk, I started saying all this stuff about my "other family", like, "My other mommy bought me shoes like that." My aunt once asked me what happened to my other family, and I replied that my parents had been driving and crashed their car and 'Michael' came and took me away to my new family. When my daughter was very young, she had a fascinations with clocks and would get very excited about pointing them out, yelling "clock!, clock!". The problem was that she didn't exactly pronounce it correctly most of the time. Its a little embarrassing when your 2-yr old is yelling out "Cock! cock! Look dadda, cock!" in public. We got lots of these looks , but most people just laughed. Porygon Relevant username Jesus christ, he even drew a sexy bald eagle and a vulture! Great, now I'm going to be looking through his gallery all day This is reality....... .......in the United States Wait, what... A black person throwing bananas? I read "Power of Nigga" when scrolling... From *BLOODY* bullet holes. When it fully donned on me that one of my favorite things about living alone is the increased frequency of naked dinners... jesus, why do they still call it pizza? this more like a cheese pie or something Did you just Godwin a thread discussing a video game? Its always Madagascar that doesn't get the disease in my games ლ( ლ) Umm.... My username. I know what your talking about. I fall into a blackness thats, existing I guess.. Then I violently jerk awake terrified. ლ( ლ) BRAIN WHY YOU DO THIS? Check the horoscope Depends on the circumstances of the job. If you hired them to do something when they are also working other full time jobs and have families then I can understand what you're saying . They're pretty much building a full game from scratch in their free time, of course it's going to take a while. Tying to see comments still requires a refresh Hvad søgte du på??? Are you saying my grandad was not Jesus!! How dare you sir! Why his wife touching his work laptop... A 630m Morning pee Someone being buttfucked and poop squirting everywhere during pullout. No, because I paid them a visit . GODDAMNIT I'LL NEVER EAT A SNICKERS BAR AGAIN Cannot be unseen... Now make twenty more, and build a castle in the middle of them. of course not because **I** didn't ask it. It's sort of painful to watch dontain just facetank the mobs. No dodging. "That goes without saying..." Wait, they can just suddenly run out of battery? Makes perfect sense. At least its not as crazy as ninja turtles from space. Fucking "artist's renditions" Like, a sub with baby on it? What kind of bro would go to blazing titties? Tons... every single day? I'll replace you with a script ! ... Thats so creepy C maybe? The essential things, like my Live subscription and alcohol. ..did he really just drop-kick the guy's leg on that tackle? That ape is about to have a sore eye I suppose, but even still you say "i'd get some serious from any potential employer. Or Law Enforcement Officer." when I merely said I am a member of that "unemployed stoner sub-reddit". I never said I smoke the stuff. There are a lot of people who are a "member" (in my terms, a member is someone who is subscribed to the sub-reddit) and don't smoke it. I don't see how I could get in trouble by anyone. The hard....Sixes. Did exactly as you said, dad. Got detention. ** ** instagram Did this really take 9 years for you to notice this? Doggy rape is not something to joke about Eeeew, he drank the beer after haha i freaked out for a second. thanks for that lol I wish I would have ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ There was exactly one time I played a game with such a guy. I picked Ezreal and went 20-2 while he was around 1-5. Then he wanted to start learning Ezreal Enjoy Cook County Jail At first I was like Really drug selling Dominos pizza delivery guy? That's not how you make bar graphs. >Shit, I was part of that rescue party [IGN: CrazyEight8]. Half the people on it didn't even know where to go. Not only would it be hard to get do you have ANY idea where they have to give you the shot?! TIL that webcam can be used as a verb. dirty feet Woah...Clooney will go down in history as Prank King for this one. please don't... I haven't heard about that novel in a long time. When I was a kid, my mom used to tell me about how she would use *Travels with Charley* as a sleep aid when she was younger. She'd keep a copy on her bedside table, and if she had trouble sleeping, she'd read a few pages and it would put her out like a light. I had no idea that it was penned by Steinbeck, though. I'm guess I'm a little " " with mom at this revelation, but judging by the article, Steinbeck wasn't at the top of his game with this one. `/irrelevant anecdote` Why did they remove it ??? Used to have guys in my undergraduate lab who would try and out-testosterone each other by ignoring safety rules... This escalated into not wearing a lab coat or gloves when working with radiation. Not every political view, that you don't agree with, is declaring war on something. "i suck at screaming. teach me!!" Not a bit. Only republicans (ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ) do that. God damn fundie theist career politicians, which Obama is certainly not! Yay, Obama! Woohoo! I belived you up until the shoe lace part. They aren't allowed to have shoelaces in prison Game of Thrones is the first book in the series named **"A Song of Ice and Fire."** I thought is said "blacklash" I don't know Hank, I don't know If you examine this iSkhisma's match history, you can see something very very peculiar. None of his game is over 1 minute long and he can get matched against the same guy over and over. Furthermore, the guys he plays on ladder are all ppl who try to leave game in the beginning too. "our gays" My name is Nora, and EVERY child under the age of 8 calls me Nora the Explorer. I also get Nora the Whore-a Roughly two feet long I can only assume it is a leet amount of hate for not using the slogan "the front page of the internet" At first I thought it was an article by The Onion. Sometimes it is impossible to tell the difference. I think people that say that they don't profile are either fooling themselves or fooling others. It's a natural within our species to profile. The human race is a Judgmental lot. TIL Zach Braff "pummeled a twelve year old" after an attempted punk'd. You can see the XP bar. (ノ )ノ彡 /(.□. \) No mention of Octopress, the static site generator *du jour*? It is capitalized because it is the first letter of the sentence. It just really gets to me that people like her, who have no problem disregarding the parts of the Bible telling them that THEY are sinning, feel that they can still use the Bible to justify the denial of rights to others on "moral" grounds. She is about to pop out a kid, she's single, never been married...and she still sees fit to talk about how Obama is a bad Christian for supporting same-sex marriage. Well this got over 1000 upvotes Scratching your nails on a chalkboard Bit bigoted don't you think? I guess I should start acting as you want me to so I am taken seriously by you then. On a seperate note, that guy kinda looks like Andy Dick , terrible photo... The blurry one. Went back to the paycheck ward for depression, met a guy who I dated. Broke up with him, only to go out with a girl I met there. Also his cousin, though that's unrelated. Actually, I met my last boyfriend there too. I don't have Xbox live gold anymore T-T I only have a silver account What you lying for? No website is more enjoyable then reddit . Which could be sooner rather than later ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Something to do with the electrons in your nipples >by.. Very cool, but GL instead of Wonder Woman? That's terrible! You both clearly needed help and they were taking pictures Every time I go to the bars while I'm at school the line for the female restroom is a good 15 girls long and the male restroom is next-to-empty. Queue groups of girls running into the men's restroom in groups of 2-3 then yelling at any guys who try to enter because there are girls in there. It really is torturous showing all the pictures with no way to buy. Saw a very similar comment on a Yogscast video. You can't think of ANYTHING more pathetic? And there we are at the point why I made this post Did you just resign after ~~his~~ he wrote it? Because unless Draw Something starts their indices at 0, that looks like it's your first turn. This looks suspiciously like the Wild Thing at Valley Fair Way too many. Used to work photopass. During the holidays when we move the statue to make way for the tree people ask why we got rid of the Walt statue... thanks KO Hipster Wookie wearing jeans Isn't this one of the stories that is canon? By the looks of it, it doesn't look canon at all. JUST... six months? It's from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Whedon's TV show, for those of you down voting because you don't understand I miss da 90's!!!!!1 ....... **Born in 1999** She's like 6. The class "phrase" for my high school graduation this year is YOLO. Just because he's an idiot doesn't mean it is okay to go to his one video and harass him All the kids at my school who think that weed is cool, that smoking is cool and drinking heavily is cool, but they don't realize that they're destroying themselves and they laugh at you when you point these facts out. I've given up on them, they'll learn the hard way, when they need a new kidney and liver but no one wants to waste one on people like that. . **TL;DR:** Fuck the majority of high schoolers. Also Viddy. Fuck that shit. the last panel was going to the beat of my song Oh well that's alright then. There's only a 1 in 50 chance of passing on a debilitating, deadly disease I was playing twister about 6 years ago with my friend and his sister. Tried to do this complicated position to reach my right foot on blue. And farted they called me twister for about 2 years I watched to 0:20 before I rage quit the entire internet and shot my netbook out of a cannon. Oh gee, because I wonder what kind of guys marry children? Remain calm and say in a steady voice: "this is a trap, and you should be ashamed.". The do the . When you go to comment touch the drop arrow at the top of the screen. Swipe the menu to the right and click "more" from there just click load from saved. Viola, that's all it takes. I just found out about this 3 days ago. Also allows you to comment with pictures and do this stupid face. What if it's still alive and sticks a tentacle into you?! I'm not taking any chances. Hello Implying that you can't socialize in an MMO... Yes. explain to me how making fun of people's disabilities is funny How can we be expected to teach jugs to learn to read, if they can't even fit inside the building? Okay? So, someone saying that a group/race/gender/ect. has no right to complain about what they see as a problem, isn't like someone saying that a group/race/gender/ect. has no right to complain about what they see as a problem? That makes plenty of sense. The rainbow unicorn exist , you was not hallucinating Thanks for the info, this comment should really be on top New Mexico **ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ** Well It's not cool to wreck old systems , but console abuse ... 15-20 year lifespan They changed it for the 3ds but botched the vita version... Great another port done wrong on ps by konami I helped a turtle across the road the other day.... The bastard tried to piss on me Wait wait wait, 0:52 is that Eddie Murphy? In this potentially oscar winning movie? Reddit eyes? You mean Using your mouse with vim? Long wait ? I don't see Playstation gamers anywhere in those statistics surely I'm not the only one.... Never trust a Hogwarts alumnus from Slitheren house when cranberry-lemon muffins are on the line. I see you trying to be funny and it didn't work. Wow... The place is packed. that pic looks recent The article must be read carefully, as it is incredibly sensationalist (really, Nación, ). ...and he got booed for it . I'm tired, it's bedtime - apologies for the lack of grammar oh great one Why would you put water in your cereal? Did you just bash the majority of reddit's lurker community... and get upvoted for doing it? The number of times this issue has been brought up on reddit is making me really paranoid There's nothing like starting your morning off by accidentally seeing 100 dicks. Almost... Yes. Accident. Best purchase ever.. So. Jealous. **PLAY IT AS IT LIES ** George Takei posted this on facebook an hour before this was posted on here, and he used exactly the same pun title Taking jobs from hard, working men Thanks for that, what with me not wanting to know and all Stop self promoting. Hah, nice! I bought mine when I was at uni back in 2002 as well, and it's still going strong. Just the other day my gf asked when I was going to replace "that ugly thing". To which I could only reply hah, thanks for the laugh. Breaking news: scientist discover that swearing is bad for your health, pharmaceutical companies market anti-swearing drug. righ now Break the cycle. Upvote because you should not be downvoted for your opinion Slightly awkward but not _horrible_. "If you just once more let the alarm system going off all night" .... They also taught us Columbus was a cool guy who "discovered" this country. Civilian Abaddon... "All loans will be subject solely to the exclusive laws and jurisdiction of the Cheyenne River Sioux Tribe, Cheyenne River Indian Reservation. All borrowers must consent to be bound to the jurisdiction of the Cheyenne River Sioux Tribal Court, and further agree that no other state or federal law or regulation shall apply to this Loan Agreement, its enforcement or interpretation. The loan agreement contains an agreement to arbitrate all disputes in which borrowers agree to waive their right to a jury trial, to have a court decide any dispute, and to participate in a class action lawsuit, and to certain discovery and other procedures that are available in a lawsuit." a pool of fucking mayonnaise . I didn't have any carb dreams during my first weight loss period, but the last 3 months I did have my first after I got really strict this time around. I believe that it was bagels and after I woke up I first panic'd that I ate bagels the day before, and then I made the commonly accepted face. Damn son good eyes. Look at This was on 9gag before the post Here they are: ~~Oh look, *another* Pujols homerun post. This is turning into ESPN ~~ "trolling" That *is* funny... Spoiler is in the thumbnail, retard. ლ( ლ) Comic sans I had a pair of Mormons ask me if I prayed and asked god to help me become an atheist. I have seen these! IN YOUR HOUSE. What he did is the exact definition of trolling. Wow... That's even worse than when I saw a firefighter put a c collar on upside down... And all of the FFs here are required to be EMT-Is.... BQ | BC ... My childhood wasn't really ruined, it was just for a dramatic TL;DR Deaf girl. Is it just me or does the "Send to" option just never send what you're sending anywhere? I've tried sharing posts to Facebook and they just never appear, even though the app is linked to my Facebook. Tu tambien estas trolleando no? I saw it straight away. One time, my exgirlfriend who I dated for 4 years, and hadn't been with for 3 years called me while I was sleeping. I answered the phone, and began sleep talking to her. I don't remember any of the conversation, and only found out about the call after she had come over to my house the next morning in the sexiest bikini top and short jean shorts I had ever seen, saying she was ready to have a sexy day with me. When I looked at my phone I saw that we talked for 30 minutes . I asked her what we talked about, and she said that she called me saying that she had just broke up with her boyfriend and could only think of me and needed comfort. She said that I told her she was sexy and made the right decision to break up with that loser, and that we should hang out that day and go to the pool, get drunk, and fool around. Now remember, I did not know about the call before answering the door. I did not know how she knew where I lived. Apperently I gave her my address in my sleep speach. I don't know how I was even nice to her over the phone, because, lets just say, we hadn't talked in over a year, and it was a brutally angry yelling type of breakup. I hated her basically. But, looking back on that day, It wasn't all that bad. Lets just say I used my sleep talking conversation to my advantage to take advantage of her that day. The strange conversation turned out to work out to my benefit. The articles were not arguing for the existence of God, they were talking about predestination and free-will. Did you even read them? I read it as "Look at this little girl I met at the festival." >Stop making 50 kinds of TVs and receivers and sound bars That's ok, I think you had plenty of downvotes to spare me at least 1. (But seriously, why downvote a harmless joke? ) Yeah I (embarrassed to say) actually put deodorant on my feet and some kind of shoe spray in my shoes I'm British and what is this? ... and the worst part is, they air it in Belgium in the afternoon Thanks for that, I had no idea, since thats exactly what I do for a living. I wish I knew too. This picture was taken for the five seconds in between pulling the sleeves up and having them fall back down again Yes domestic violence is hilarious Well nyjacky used him in a big tournament and did extremely well. I have to watch her because she has a tendency to pee on them too Ran down a very steep hill. Couldn't stop. Luckily got caught in a thorn bush ( ). Realised afterwards that about ten metres away from where I had stopped, there was a fifty-foot drop. >I have this weird image of the Navy Raven trolling it's way through London (with human legs) trying not to be seen. I have an exam at 9:30... Then the Pepsi logo appears Sadly I know the team to well. It would be funny as fuck if this turned out to be a Pepsi commercial at the end and its a cartoon... Do all girls smell like that "down there"? or the blind Baggy cargo shorts. Worst fear when it comes to sex. Oh God why. I'm so sorry for you. First book ever? Totally read that as homeschool, not homeroom. I wasnt trying to be obscene, I was just feeding off your balls statement... We know . Nothing particular either of us said, but noticing the condom had totally vanished. Had to stop and...retrieve it. That killed the mood very quickly There aren't enough 's yes indeed. I haven't missed one show. I met Aesop at the Metro awhile back before "None Shall Pass" came out. Super cool guy. Felt like a real nerd though, "Hi Aesop. I love your music!" Well, recently I've spent a lot of time in that "what's the most disturbing thing on Wikipedia?"-thread. So I guess.. I should delete.. my browser.. history.. Yup I used to work at a prison too and dominos are the tool of choice. It's actually funny when you see one go to medical with his dick all swollen and purple. Do they ever think about where those dominos have been?? Why are people downvoting this? being at work doesn't allow you asking stupid questions Buy a new calendar... This clip has made me angrier than anything else I have ever seen on the net... What the fuck is the other woman doing stood there fucking watching? Beatings for these bitches are too good... Simply evil! Female here... not sure if I should upvote or downvote... this kind of questions are very frequent on this subreddit I can remember on the /v/idya board, he would constantly mock minecraft threads. Turns out, after he forgot to remove his name and replace with anon that he was making a majority of minecraft threads and then attempting to troll people with it, claiming everyone to be autistic. Hooray, now I just have to wait 45 minutes for it to download. Leicht irreführender Titel? Did you/were you able to tell them that? that's horrifying. Yet a hot metal object with spikes in it seemed like it was gonna be the best experience ever? hulk with green lantern mask.... The best Children's manga cover doesn't look appropriate for children Batman, and Hulk with Green Lantern mask. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ But she's too old for him Those downvotes better not be for TheLupineOne being a furry Obviously you marry her for the blow jobs. Duuuhhh I would hope so. Perhaps if I had said, Website level: ... now deceased... Shit. I'm Asian and I call it rooster sauce. White people. date of first publication Are you calling me 10? I'm watching you! Yep, that AT&T advantage That is some **very** dangerous trigger discipline... But now you don't because what they said about Steve Albini? the links were already purple Let's get rid of everything that reddit user "ybobjoe" disapproves of. This is sound public policy I thought these already had a August 4th release date? Pys has a couple mars blackmkons for 329 Sperm Retention Syndrome... But yet, not a color As a person with a fear of falling, I just about fell back out of my chair at this, so thus received a double whammy... Whoa whoa whoa. I gave her all enchanted two handed weapons. She can fight pretty well. Although it is really annoying when we sneak up on people and he randomly says "I really miss traveling like this". I'm just like no longer sweat? Yup. That's how I got tricked Nevermind the fact that the word "multiplayer" is in the title Do you not see the flaw in your statement? It's okay to abridge freedom of speech, but not okay to abridge the right to bear arms? Yep that's pretty much accurate. My friend ordered tickets recently. Although the tickets were only $44 per a seat, the fees were $50 on top of each ticket. wat Either you're a terrible troll or you really do think Skrillex is progressive house. Relevant username ....also great job Awesome! :) Just remember the pics . I'll be waiting.... Congratulations on passing high school physics Is that a beard? Yep, 290 was virtually a parking lot today. Took me a little under two hours to get from Racine to Route 59 off of 88, even 88 getting backed up all the way through Naperville, which it usually doesn't. 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Haaaa between he and she? wouldn't you just get he with half an s in front of... oh, in Swedish... He is a jet or heli pilot I bet mortymight would delete the memory of Telling reddit he likes midget porn.... Indeed, this is what I love the most about the series.... until you play as Desmond (for example at the start and at the end of AC2), dozens of guards sorrounds you and no one uses a pistol to kill you in one shot She refused to do porn with another person because she is asexual. She says she hasn't had sex in 12 years and has no desire to. I have no idea why I know all of this Like in Brotherhood and Revelations Linkin Park...lolz ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ am's Q is Mana break "IRL Cake Day" I went to teaparty.org and spent a few minutes laughing.....then I realized I had the wrong website and that I was looking at ACTUAL content. I meant ala counterstrike, hence the 'source games' mention Does his shirt say "Dead girls can't say no" You mean that there are editors which *don't* support Ctrl+S for save? I recall early in my leveling experiences a higher level warrior named yuuko casually strolled by and ruthlessly murdered all the mobs I had pulled to aoe down. I was like ... Well that is very out of character... Anecdote: just before college election, one of the candidate hired a h**ker and such a 'train' service was provided Right... it caught up with the Kindle Fire a full year before the Fire came out with the Nook Color, and it caught up with the Kindle Touch four months early (Nook ST in June 2011, Kindle in September/October), and it caught up with the glowing Kindle that still has to come out with the Glow Light. Wow from a non-biased perspective, that must have been an amazing game to go to! But I'm totally biased, so I'm hate the fact that you got to enjoy it One of my Dwarven children went crazy and was struck down by another dwarf. Now they have engraved an image of it in a ring. So there's an image of a dwarf beating a dwarven child to death on a ring. I thought the same thing ლ( ლ) The thing that made me laugh was the empty picture frame. My family... Gravity_panda posted this by the rules (in the comments of the original). this was blatantly stolen. You sir are the worst type of scum on the earth. I shall give you a tripple down-vote because that will make me feel better. ಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠ ಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠ I like how I'm apparently begging for attention even though the reason I haven't come out is specifically because I don't want people paying attention to me because of it. Infallible logic. Unfortunately I hear shit like that often. Honestly, I wish... . Breaking this leg was brutal. Dude... that is.. disturbing.. As an Indian... Hipster mom alert!!! I agree, but my wife is obsessed with doing this to me. I think it's nasty but its her favorite thing . Hah, good job :P I can't really pull that, she has her own Macbook Pro There's no way this could be one-sided at all...... My life isn't exactly tame, and it's started to settle down recently, but how do you come to the point where any one of those things is not a clear cut decision to *not* do? Is it other people? Or is it just a need for more excitement? I really can't understand unless you explain what puts you in these situations. ** ** I knew a woman who faked "aggressive ovarian cancer",(would fake puking over the phone after "chemo") said she'd been at the WTC on 9/11, was on the Jessica Lynch rescue flight, was attacked by her ex husband one day, and two days later he was apparently killed in prison,(no news reports of this) "couldn't ever get pregnant" yet amazingly managed to..with a married friend, etc. etc. etc. Every word out of this woman's mouth was a lie, I'm positive i'm forgetting some. Scary part...she's a pediatric ICU nurse. Yes, we know. It's frustrating for me too. We are signed to Atlantic records which is owned by Warner which doesn't allow that feature on you tube because of some deal they made. No. I wish Democrats would show some backbone here. Obama at least acknowledged the existence of non-theists in his inaugural speech, but he still wraps up television addresses with some variation of "God bless America". Yeah, I've got my headset working now too, so should be able to join in a bit more instead of being the creepy silent guy living in the trees It's even worse when you're not full but someone else eats it. Once when I was a kid we had potato gems (aka tater tots) with dinner, and I was saving one potato gem for the end and using it to wipe up all the salt on the plate that had fallen off the other ones. I liked my potato gems to be really salty, and this one was going to be the king of them all. Then when I'd eaten all the other ones I made the mistake of leaving it unattended to get a drink or something and my mum ate it. When I got pissed off she said "oh you wouldn't have liked it anyway, it was really salty." Well that's like, not cool man. Thanks for the insight to your side if the biz, now we know who to give the look cause they're white ? Women's basketball is a "Big Four" sport? Apparently the 85 1.4 is excellent... but there's no excuse for the 24-70. So nice of you to *let* your fiance purchase clothes for his child. Subject to your approval, of course. Leave the cats out of this. internet accusations are serious business Same problem here. Restarted my phone. Still is an issue. unless you get tickets like crazy like me "2-3 Tablespoons of peanuts." I'm going to have to go ahead and ask you to slow down the frame rate once you go over 18. You know, for science ... We have to kids, I watched both be born God a I'm gonna hold your head down on the kitchen counter as I pound that ass If fire doesn't kill it, downvotes certainly wont I would *fucking love* to live in a third world country! Yeah, I'm sure all of these high school / college atheists in r/atheism must know a TON more than Carl Sagan. I mean, look at the way they Facebook blast their Christian friends so intelligently.... Cabbage? I thought this was an ESPN link and I was like espn hates Philadelphia, I can't imagine how they feel about gays. I find it oddly comforting I'm not the only one in an apartment complex (albeit not the Wimbledon) in Portland with that problem. Here it's our fault if it happens. There's a clause in the lease that says everything has to be 6 inches from the wall or we're the cause of the mold. she? False: Asians. That. Is. All. Some other dude?! Seriously? >Even the kids? You couldn't have submitted this to a more relevant sub than r/programming? I just read 183 strips, it's a brilliant comic. Though you can imagine how my work day is going. The first one looks dead I usually like to quote a verse or two about god's view on gluttony. Recently I was told that gluttony wasn't a choice, unlike homosexuality. I can't stop reading comments in his voice. My non-smoking friend asked me if this was frozen vomit There is absolutely no bias in this article She said " " the husband also said " " She's been dead a while. "I have a rather noisy vagina" ** ** I'm a former medical sales rep (currently unemployed due to layoff though ). I always liked engaging the nurses when I would visit my customers. I can never stop myself from upvoting anyone who posts that link Well, I hear that if you have your tongue split, you should use the stick part of it to remove any skin that has regenerated between your split tongue in a day. Wow, you've changed my misconceptions about Geek Squad. Blarg...why does **everything** need to be on Facebook? I'M AN OLD COOT, DAMNIT! Shit! Jizz in my Pants was "years ago." That's a god damn hell of a TL;DR We have all been searching day and night for this thief! I can sleep peacefully now, knowing that our hard work has finally paid off. You asked to borrow the car just to use that joke? ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ This title. ** ** ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ not new just nice to be reminded how WTF it can get sometimes Your account is two hours old, you only gave this one comment, and that makes you a shill I was bicycling and beside me at a red light was an older woman in an electric wheelchair. After chatting for a moment about the new bike lane, I started to pedal off and she said "Have a nice ride". To which I turned and replied, "You too". There was an ad for Magnum brand ice cream and I thought they put a magnum condoms ad on a diablo page. Then I read the comments and went and looked at the description. i really don't think you should have been be showering you teacher... That's the main reason Real Dolls are bought! I saw a documentary about the making of them, they have really realistic genitals Try again... I don't like it either, and I don't dress like that. I was talking about graphic tees and color mismatch... not this TIL The word "Chickenhawk" is pedophile slang for a young boy. I bet he really wants that 6th ring, he deserves it. Unlike those guys like Lebron James, Kevin Durant, Chris Paul, or Danny Granger who probably don't want their first that bad. tell me about it for the two of us we spent about 90 dollars for stuff you get here for that's cheaper and fresher . won't be going back there next time i visit. My entire computer game design class had starcraft installed on our computers, we got a notice from the district after they did a search because one of us was taking up too much space on the server. We lost our games because one of the students needed somewhere to keep his porn. "but" Did anyone have taken a closer look at Thundurus? It look like...some kind of an unicorn. Grammar please Yeah, teenagers and college girls should all be "emotionally mature" and "well-adjusted" enough to handle being ostracized by half the population, used by the other half, and raped by childhood friends. If you'll never guess what I nailed today on Facebook, fuck you, you legitimate doesn't his "invention" just produce random variations of the original input space? These things are not "sausage machines" but require hell-of-a lot of tuning in order to produce even meaningful mapping from the feature space. I fail to see how anything new gets created in his process, only combinations of input space variables with tweaked biases . It's not a guarantee you'll win with a surefire QB, but it's a better start. You're taking too big of a risk on an unproven QB. No point. Take them in later rounds where they will still be available. You say QB is a more important role and then choose Matt Flynn over older QBs... Internet explorer... Bless your heart. I was once told by a gyno that I have the softest breast tissue he's ever encountered Oh yeah, sure, Rejected was the first example of non-sequitur animated comedy. Yea the wedding is so great I was more offended by the inclusion of the "black people have one eye" stereotype and "white people are full of repressed anger", wasn't too fond of "the Russian spy " one either. Very offended.ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ For a second I thought you meant one of The Hardy Boys, from the books. This is our future Yeah, rowing in jeans, Smart He recoiled in the wrong direction Or not gotten killed at all Everything looks painted on... Input jack, bridge, pickups, strings..... Clarkson A noose? struggling.... why assume his comment had anything to do with racism... Although I agree with both the comments, the 3 downvotes (I assume 3 since I cant see exactly how much) only tell me some people dont even look at the message they get while hovering on the downvote button Just... "Dårligste spillet ever" Have you managed to find a solution yet? Well that clears it up... I ripped a tag off a mattress. ..and America get's all the flack. Do you really need a warning for a site called fishblow.com... "All for freeeeeeee" you got an offer. I was trying to vape a third trench the other night and I'm not getting anything after like 3 or 4 times so I go to flip my load over and it went all over me... I had forgotten to snap the lid into place. I was at least at a 7. *trying not to get a boner* I'd say this whole thread was attacked by a "Down Vote Whoever Mentions Not Liking The Pony" Brigad. This isn't missed connections Old Spice stick deodorant all over my body. Like cologne, but sweat-resistant and cheaper. Girls fucking love it, especially my girlfriend (she likes to sniff me, in the cutest barely-weird way ) If you think my post is useless, why did you even comment in the first place. Oh and thanks for the , love ya too. It seems this is not a North Caroline family. Ah. So proud to live in South Carolina. At least we haven't stooped so low as you know who It's ironic that honey doesn't make the trap more effective, but vinegar does. Old wives... So secretly you stashed these at home. For the next circle jerk. Who downvoted me? I guess Seinfeld humor is lost on you all. The Internet has ruined me... You're right, I prefer music that makes no impression on me at all. Amps is not a unit of power No... he's stretching. and Pau So I have this Norman son called Tybalt (default name assigned when he was born, stuck in my head because it's very Shakespeare-y) and I sent him to be educated by my Occitan wife. Then few years later I get a notification about "Prince Tibaud" traitorous brat! Your grandfather gave you computer advice? Am I in some alternate universe? >Spoken like a true woman... I'm guessing Steve jobs doesn't care how people spend their time on a pc, I so, so, soooo agree. Really? You just replied to an automated message. I think for me, DICE/EA have done nothing to fix major problems like the dart glitch, the getting under map glitches, the random but too frequent Bad Luck deaths, etc! I work for a company larger than both, doing IT support and there is no way in hell my company would stand for this slow ass cycle of fixes! Being in the financial services industry dealing with adults, if services people paid for we're not working properly, they jump ship and find someone else to give there money to, hoping for the best customer experience! Obviously DICE/EA know they are dealing with a majority of people who are going to buy/play the game regardless of patches and balance! So there is the real problem with the industry! It's the consumers fault! We need to stop fueling the crappy support model! Start making them listen by spending your money elsewhere! Lots of good games out there and other forms of entertainment worth spending your money on! > running linear regressions on heteroskedastic data… Did you seriously compare humans to cats and dogs? Home Depot Where'd you get that pic of my parents!? Looks kinda like a swastika sp Im more interested in why the hell you have skype open "Freedom Fighters"? Seriously, WTF? FILL THE PIPE If someone genuinely likes that stuff, that's fine. What's not fine is marketing only that type of game as "girl" games. It sends the message to young girls that something like Halo or Mass Effect or whatever is not for them; instead, they need to be playing games like Imagine Babyz. Magic doesnt exist. Are you serious? dont tag me in your whiny bitch post. Listen Pal. I've been a redditor for a good while now. I love this site. That was my first "meme" ever, it had only been up for 5 minutes before you tagged me in your shitty whine post. I don't have a lot of upvotes. This was my original idea and not a repost. Untag me ass clown! yeah very clean I'm sure judging by the commercials they put on TV... The mines are definitely not. See mountain top removal. > AND^AND^And/or I've seen people purposefully clear the tags and sources of posts because the extra text bugs them. Yeah, 1000 with 14 comments Also easily the lamest joke I have ever seen on Reddit. I trust Reddit for content generally, and this is just really really painfully lame. People like you frighten me OP was just messaging himself with his other account... Too obvious Says SquidNipples Oh my god! That guy just stretched in class! I wish I was as awesome as him! This isn't NSFW Oh, yeah, because all Cantonese from Hong Kong are the same, right? Nice try Taco Bell marketers. It makes such a difference, doesn't it! At my father-in-law's funeral, the celebrant who did most of the eulogy got a few fairly critical details wrong, such as his LAST NAME. You'd think he'd have checked. >Yeah. They're the hypocrites around here. I have two children with autism, and one with seizures. If I scanned and e-filed every stitch of paper . Plus, my daughter likes to put the paper inside her book (she is 5) she calls it the story of her life. Hello kitty stickers have made there way on the front :-/ very embarrassing when her grandpa has to carry "the book" :) Am I the only person who saw below the sticker? Thanks We're on a slippery slope when we start arresting people because they *might* break a law. If we're going down that path how long until just showing up at a protest is proof that you have criminal intent? 9,293 unread Why the ? Unless OP goes out into space, they're not going to get a decent picture of Earth; and screw Pluto. (whether you still consider Pluto a planet is irrelevant because trying to get an image of Pluto is pretty darn hard if I'm not mistaken) Silverheart... What the... thank you As a man who was once a teenage boy, I am offended by your remark and will hitherto be writing e-mails to other remedies, elixirs, tonics, panaceas, demanding their resignation from Reddit, or I will be forced to leave this face TSM ANUS W ? Pokewood? Cards are not downloadable. You're not crazy, you're just racist. > Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John. By "their garbage", I assumed Luciferian56 was talking about things being left out on the counter or tables or on the floor, like my housemates do. Shit's gross. 15 year old with a mustache. I thought it was cool... My independence and sense of self-worth. WHAT THE FUCK!! I love it when people take pictures of the tv... Now people are going to blame anivia if they die to the knock up If you only click the incest category yes. but... you're flair says all aboard the ss borra... that's bolin and korra... not mako... I don't think so either... But I AM taking the biology test Monday... Fair enough. Someone gave you a kidney and you give them Nerf weapons? Same... You can reauthenticate simply by touching the little alien (that didn't sound right ) next to your username. Doing so logs you out, and then back in again. > To go through all that for an iPod nano, you gotta be shitting me... This woman runs one of the most hateful twitter feeds I've ever seen. Shame we can't all be virtuous, upstanding Americans like her... Love mine, I use it for massive flex shots that NEED to follow the fairway, and big left-hand doglegs. Plus, if the stability changes from tree or ground impact, I just bend it again to restore my shot shape. It is very difficult to throw well, but when you get some serious snap, theres nothing quite like it. I know you can throw overhands VERY far, but haven't quite figured out the overhand release for myself. I THOUGHT PARENTS WERE SUPPOSED TO LOVE UNCONDITIONALLY AND WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!? Is she doing what she wants? Is she happy? Isn't that what matters? I was told the Devil was BAD and he will try to trick you into doing BAD things, so you can't listen to him. I was about 5 years old, and wanting to make my family proud, I said, "Oh ok. I Hate the Devil then! I hate him!" They then got worried looks and said, "No! No! You mustn't hate! The Devil is made of Hate and that's what he wants! It's evil to hate!" Little me became confused. "Ok..." I said unsurely, "then I love, the Devil?" "No! No!" they quickly corrected. "You mustn't love the Devil! He is pure evil!" Here's where they planted the seeds of skepticism in little me. "I thought you're supposed to love everybody? Isn't that what God wants? But then you said the Devil is Evil and I shouldn't love him, but I can't hate him, either??" They then replied that I should just NOT THINK ABOUT THE DEVIL. Because we all know how well trying not to think about something works. They way I always do it is to look at the top comments on r/funny or r/pics to copy/paste it. It really is overused... So, is this why as a kid, my cat disappeared for days at a time? People kidnapped him because I "abandoned" my inside/outside cat? Oh he also liked losing collars. way to over think a corny joke, Dat URL. Yes, because all Muslims are terrorists in the same way that all Christians are as crazy as the friendly people from the Westboro Baptist Church. I'm against the spoiler policy, but this entire title is a huge spoiler… Poland - video not available in your country Kane used to wear a twill, button-down shirt. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ I think Siberia is not where you think it is at. The Germans hardly got to Moscow and Stalingrad much less Siberia... Googled "driving fast" got this. "amperage" Dude, I just took a look at your name, I hope you did not take advantage of my numb body Lol I've been looking for y cable for over 5 months. Haven't been ale to find it my weekend still remains. Yeah i've been watching "Documentaries..." from the internet when i was 10 Tie and Polo Stop it... Same here bro...ultimate homo troll I just don't understand how people just assume there is only one type of gay...ridiculous ಠ_ಠ DUH!! Restrict it!! ..... um weed Seriously? In that case, let me suggest http to find stems... Just as useful I don't really think it's bad enough for /r/gore. Maybe more like.. /r/shatter-worthy. Gore is like.. Dead bodies and severely life-threatening injuries. Shatter is for stuff like what op posted. I wonder if reddit will ban him for the negative Karma Damn! Now I will think there are 16 people watching that are too ashamed to say something. Not sure how I can get past this. Thanks OP. Username is JD_Dragon. First time using Lightsworns. Oh god. What do you have against properly-placed quote marks? I couldn't help but notice the young lady wearing a "Wicked" sweatshirt. Why were you going through a red light? Oh man, how dare they pull you up for something *crazy* like that, amiright? You're obviously a lowly theist fundie republican if you think that piracy is only a human *right*. Clearly, it is a *responsibility*—your debt to society—and it is one of your only obligations to society. The evil corporations have obviously brainwashed you and withheld the truth which is why you don't think you ***must*** pirate or else be Hitler. Then i'll keep it for that long and then post it Intermittent Fasting is the new hot shit right now and Martin Berkhan at LeanGains.com would be giving you the Look of Disapproval oh i wasn't being mean either i just like that face Your username... If I ever visit, my only photo will be me in front of all these people, with a stern look Alienblue or create a keyboard shortcut. I use 'lod' and bam: Yessir! Just when you're done, Pictures. . I'll be waiting. Wait, if the Triclosan is already in our water and you're using water to dilute your soap, doesn't your soap now contain Triclosan.... I have that same feeling! My teacher told me in front of the class that China was bigger than Canada and I should use better sources. I looked her in the eye and said "The Encyclopedia versus your little fact book?" She still thinks she's right That's probably the 2nd biggest disappointment in life. After dropping a full grinder on a dirty rug What parent allows they're kid to run around on halloween in just a towel. I like your style French here also. As long as the title reflects the content, I don't see the problem actually. Calling a movie 'la gueule de bois' would have been terrible Well that failed BECAUSE YOU'RE MY DIRECT COMPETITION. Not really. Yes. Great addition to the series. Longer, harder, and has better graphics and more powers than the first one. Also, no fricking sewer levels ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ oh, i've heard about yoou people When I read the title I thought it was AT&T. Read the article and I was right. WTF AT&T? I can see you've done this before Don't water it too regularly, doing so will kill the heat and it will usually kill the plant. When I grew habenaros last year, I watered it only when the soil started to crack, and I did so by giving it a massive drenching, then stopped until the soil cracked again, basically I was trying to replicate an arid environment where there is a large amount of rain followed by drought. It seemed to work pretty well, I had my peppers in a small flower pot with about a gallon of soil(super small I know), the thing popped out probably 3 dozen peppers even though it was in a small pot. It did so up until I went on vacation and my mom killed it by not following my watering schedule, "What happened, why did it die?!" "I don't know! I watered it everyday!" ** ** This happened to me. I'm pretty sure it was the battery swelling up and pushing on the trackpad. I took it to the apple store and it cost 90 bucks to get a new one . If you can take apart computers then try that first I just got my copy in post from them and I preordered 2 weeks ago amazon are telling lies!! White lighter... ಠ_ಠ you just reminded me of the cumbox Real genetics doesn't work like that AT ALL &#3232;\_&#3232;...............................(╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ Been there done that with a girl. Begged her all day to go to the mall with me, she texts me at midnight "Oh turns out I went to the mall... I called you!" Phone never got a call or text from her. does the username have anything to do with the post? Came here to say nice work, also wanted the internet to know I spent $900 on a motorcycle helmet! It means unfortunately horny. looks hard to mow So, you pretty much just have a " " key on your keyboard by now, don't you? Wat? I guess i ...wouldn't...honk. I was reading it in Obama's voice until I was so rudely interrupted Honestly the amber decks piss me off like none other... So powerful. >Thin White (or at least Very Light Skinned) Able-bodied Conventionally Attractive CAFAB Woman (except maybe with tattoos, piercings, and hairdye! ) Wat. I know that shop Who gives a shit that you liked something before it went super-mainstream? Your friends are not somehow less entitled to enjoy something because you liked it first. It only stands as a testament to their general lack of faith in your literature recommendations. Maybe going forward they will take more stock in your advice, but judging from this post, probably not. Spanish is my first language and it took me a good 2 or 3 minutes to get this. srs ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Is that a catholic cardinal I embrace the snake that gave my people shame. Damn...EVERYONE ganged up on him My Korean granny used to smack the shit out of me for killing these things went to the park and saw 2 dogs doing it You just realized Westboro is from KS and you live in KS? I'm sorry to hear that... NOW GET OUT!! I'm a guy. People keep *giving me towels*. I've literally been giving towels away to people whenever the opportunity arises, and I still have like seven of them. I've only ever used three. Dear god, I hope so. I helped some friends run a Neopet *store* back when I was in middle school. >You want apples? Hell, just plant an apple tree, that's easy to maintain without pesticides... . Ironically I had just obtained 2 of their shirts a few months ago with "The Morning Benders" on them. I happen to be gay . So I guess I have been walking around with shirts saying "The Morning Fags" on it haha. Sunnova...... You forgot Gagne. How could you forget Gagne? I know a guy (would be considered a text book douche) who goes by the name "Swagasaurus" people like that should e put down. No other subreddit fit this better eh? Not /r/food, /r/wtf, or any other; ITAP is where this belongs? >The mother of one of the boys saw the video on the internet I must be doing something wrong Aka.. North American broadband As a Neckbeard Atheist Scientist Programmer Permanently Friend Zoned Forever Alone Virgin, this is the holy grail of girls! Post her in jailbait..For Science!! ಠ_ಠ I want to bang your 9 year old lol pedobear am I right? Isn't child rape hilarious? Look of disapproval=automatic upboat: YSK! We didn't before but we do now Hmm after reading this i was like :D then i read your screen name then i went . jk :) you're name is hilarious, of course we can be friends :P. Oh is that all I have to do? temperature is a funny thing with regards to trees. I remember sweating my ass off in my friends' apartment because they didn't realize they had all the windows shut with no air conditioning. It was July. Super strength Spiderman When I took my boyfriend he stared at the table the whole time. He wouldn't look at the waitresses for anything, and had me order his food. When we left I asked wtf was wrong and he said he was afraid I'd be mad if he looked Dude, why the hell do you think we went there?! If I get to stare, it's only fair that you do too. Is that tape? Bible college? Tony Allen? I don't even want to know. They are all 9 or 10 years old. That's funny. That other guy said it looked like a sub sandwich. Damnit! Now I am going to think this when I sneeze alone. Thanks OP. ... The ending . Penis enlargement pills. Bulbasaur is not a tough guy... Do you ever not work? The drawings maybe? When I saw it... Yes. I have no idea which side of this issue you are actually on. I think little mile has been learning english from some kinky movies Wtf... Go on You never joke about Storm Crow. He up over 1200 comments now Yeah introducing a girl to my parents is always weird. They always want me to have a girlfriend so they sorta inflate who I am to be way more amazing then I seem. Either that or they hate her because my mom also wants me to be a virgin forever. Damnit mom pick one, either help me bag or go away. The point is stuff like this is normally some kind of awkward straight or not. Me. Says the sniper What have you started? And people who can't concisely present their principles are *sophisticated*... This is one of those posts where you slowly close your laptop, and just curl up in a ball in your bed. I live in Canada, been to the Zoo once, never saw a kangaroo, knew it wasn't a kangaroo. naw, take it out of the frame.. Why not just use one of the empty cities already built in China ? Jesus Christ on the shitter. You just summed up my childhood in a few short sentences. What time do they start selling beer on Sundays? That makes me feel so happy inside. That really doesn't cure a hang over,I'm sure just eating any thing hes,but that sure looks nothing like nachos beat me to posting something about the disallowed goal... thanks to Sulley Muntari's disallowed goal Diet Mtn Dew and sugar free Red Bull. Gotta watch those calories. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I used to date her if that's Lindsay. Hah you funny bastard. And TIL that he's likes trees well now I know where I'm going to buy suits if I need them. And what do you say when you eat the trees (I.e. brownies). tl;dw: How to make a hammock from a tarp. I thought you meant gift card for a second i hope you're proud of yourself. Why is he in a roasting pan? How big is your tank that it lets you drive 500 miles on a single tank? Same here... Except I proceeded to watch the leisure time video as well .. I was reading this at work, and that exact thing happened, " don't worry i'll be quick!" and spends half an hour getting shoe for all of his family . I'll pass on the shredded iceberg lettuce. Some years my birthday is on Easter "our enemies" Yep, now we know you're racist. Fitted My thoughts exactly 19 - 15 and we're in 4th place. they're so ungrateful! every single year I buy them a pair of socks and every single year they give me that look Love him or hate him, it's still up to you to actually do the work. You can't let other people do your work for you. Always. Yes, Redditor for all of 139 days, tell me all about the good old days It asked if I where searching for jailbait The wash cloth for...um... My mom called me a lesbian whore and said I was not her daughter and I was dead to her over a grand total of $125 that she loaned me that I was delayed in paying her. Not refused to pay her back but delayed which she took upon herself to mean, "F--- you, you will never see a cent of that money ever again and I hate you, you're the worst mother ever" Bitch. Is. Crazy. Subtlety is not my strong point. Pay attention. What do you think I just want you to know, I'm -ing at you in the best possible way right now. omg...Geth Daywalkers! Run! TIL i believe in ghosts Now revamp their backsprites We got assesments every few months called 'SOC' in which we got grades for our performance. if you got a bad grade twice, your contract would not get prolonged another term. 'Smiling' was also a part on which the grade was based. .. indeed. Nobody bothered by "dropjawing" instead of "jawdropping"? Your title, on reddit? alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = Dafuq did I just watch Insert Hitler joke. You're right. I never use the WINDOW MANAGER. Only constantly, all day, every day. At first I thought you tried to rap/poet your way there.. But then.. Nah. Something other things Nah, not this deep in the mountains. But right outside it's a fucking tourist attraction. no. Ah yes, that would be me. or his girlfriend is actually his mom in disguise... the humor, someone will shit themselves when they walk in the toilet... wait > Bonus story: I slowed down to let a jaywalker cross the street. My driving instructor got mad at me and told me to speed up "or else they'll never learn". Apparently someone does not agree with you either relevant username . I hope not They weren't really wrestling. I see. I think your analogy could have been a little less "jizz in my mouth'y" though.... No! My brain at least, has been scarred enough. I was very bothered by it. Get an iphone Yes, zink. Lots and lots of zink. I logged in just to say thank you. I laughed like a mad man. In my head I saw a bunch of people looking up, all of them making this face. Most celebrity types don't. That's awesome! I'm a bit upset with them because they cancelled their show at mohegan after i booked my room So much bad grammar What if he knew Reddit's logic would lead to us giving him neutral votes so he gets his desired outcome all along? How have you lived? 445k. A 4 is $100. If you've never lived there, but you were born there... My brothers almost 6 and he can barely read. Saved you as " guy" *Only* $50? Look at this optical illusion! WTF is this sorcery!!!! ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Why were you looking up your local elementary school on google maps? I broke up a girl just because she would talk about babies so much and how she loved them and wanted my babies to be hers . You made a rape joke. Saved you as "" guy" guy" Dude, why are you stealing other people's jokes on Ron Artest? My computer rebooted because of windows updates. Which I've now set to manual install Thankfully I had already completed the 7.6 gigs, but I had to relaunch the installer from the start. I don't get why there isn't an icon or directory created for the loader... Relax. The Internet is serious business My first thought after reading the title was that they were all hiding their boners, then I saw the girl Zach Braff? How did this make it to the front page of r/funny?... As an owner of a vagina myself, I can confirm this.. Yes because that one year you were better than UNC and Duke, it automatically gives your school a better men's basketball program Being waterproof doesn't seem like an advantage when you have an enderman prancing around your building.... I should have clarified. It will appear inexplicable to everyone other than the mother. Actually, I would hope that the mother never finds out about the fetish. I'm 15, dude. *15*. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ A guy I know (not a friend. Not even an acquaintance.) once told me that depression was all in my head and was planted there by the government, and that I just needed to "be happy". I suddenly have a strange boner... Am I alone? Best name ever for a pipe! And of course the little due packs quite a punch too!! :) never get enough of him thumping Joffrey! In Europe we get the episode aired on Monday! So have to wait until tomorrow night for episode 7 !! Did you see it yet? Hahaha understood. My sister goes to college in Boston, for mechanical engineering with a concentration of aerospace (rocket scientist ) and she is huge into photography. Maybe over the summer I'll ask her to enlighten me (punny) on a few things. Out of your whole collection, what are your favorites?(: I can't explain the Shirley temples So I because of this I decided to search straight porn in google image search, and the first result was gay porn Fuck everything about this. *shits pants* As an EMT: Are you single. All the people I meet look so much better with the word we cannot say in my belly. Orianna isnt UP at all shes just a tricky champ to play so since people dont use her right shes considered UP Like that fat one that didn't shut up on the ship? Yes, I'd be real proud of that catch of the day, Theon. Or how about your sister? Yes, I am sure she would love that I hope it wasn't the guy in the photo, because it that guy held me by the throat I would shit my pants. And I'm gay. And incase you're stupid it's because I find him extremely creepy and scary Nope, Freebirds. [] (/a07 "(currently) 35 upvotes, 57 comments ") Some of my friends give me shit for it, but I'm still not ashamed, and never shy away from the fact that I love MLP .... the last 3 seconds Old enough . I was 12 when I lost my virginity. Your right, I'v been studying sociology for a while now and was seeing things from the top down. I forgot that important fact (Upvote for the correction!). It brings back to mind the fact that 90% of the time, the baby with genital abnormalities will be converted to the female organ since it's easier for the doctor to perform and that many will think they are a male even if they were brought up as female. Thought provoking ಠ_ಠ inspired questions . Incorrect You called her a whore in your first comment. And my word choice, if you didn't work it out, was a continuation of your cancer metaphor. I think I actually saw this on Facebook before I saw it on Reddit. Did you purposefully spoil yourself? no. Which...sort of docking are you referring to? Simple. Registry. Edit. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Growing up I would always sing Pink's song (forgot the name) where she says, "It's just you and your hand tonight." Haha, I heard the song a few weeks ago and realized what she was actually saying. . automatic download First line therapy includes Cognitive Behavioral Therapy and good sleep hygiene. If you do need meds get Zolpidem CR or Eszopiclone (both of these meds have a long enough half-life to help maintain sleep throughout the night). $0.99? Not comforting when it's right beside the door Go now. Leave this place and never return I'm glad to see that a belief in love at first sight is still alive in our cynical age. There's more countries in europe than there are in north and south america; chances are we've more than one culture. On "it"? I thought of words to describe my feelings toward this, than forgot them . Uptoked It's 88 mph Fruit loops with Space Dicks yeah, you don't sound like a cock at all <3.... I tried and now have spittle dribbling down the monitor. Thanks But I fucking love these eyes. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ 'Cause violence solves way more problems than it creates, and treating over half the population like second class citizens is the way of the future Snuggles INTO your chest Both of your text flairs put together As a parent, no question you did a lot right. Yay! But as a redditor you made a *big* mistake because you didn't record his playing for us! you're title Dang now I'm going to have to take back my because you're a good redditor after all! They're breeding What is this even supposed to be? A supernova remnant attacking a telescope array with a gamma ray burst? Don't know what's worse. The fact someone is selling upvotes, or that 3 people brought them. "What an asshole!" *reads name* It's called Sheltering Suburban Mom Torture is fine with me if you do it to the real terrorist or enemy but rape is not acceptable in any case. How long has it been since that day? So he draws objection to the formation of the group because it will be responsible for forcefully bringing debates and tension, yet you stay quiet about it in class, and HE starts the tension with tattle tale threats and insults.... Yea... I see what you did there. The piano's not mine, so no, there's no hairy pianists in this pic. 9gag So your a dick to an unsuspecting old woman, more specifically, **your grandmother.** *evolved* His first name is ? How do you pronounce that? Do you just make that face when referring to him? 24 år, Driftstekniker hos en større Dansk IT virksomheds NOC, Halvhjertet FCK fan, Cykling, Ørestaden på Amager lige ved siden af KUA og ITU.. Skabsnørd That's not DC Bump The german amazon site announced TODAY that they won't be able to ship every preordered version - some people will have to wait until June Firefox Ok that last bit deserved a bit of Slams BBC for being biased. Insists on Tory replacement. Tuesday, May 7th, huh? You are driving while writing this story? Har har that was the point,your so smart,I'm so humble now,you win the day.... god damnit you made me spit out my drink Actually, you could. is quite possibly the most uncreative karma vacuum i've ever seen. I would rather see "Porkchop Sandwiches!" or "beepboojellopuddingseeyorudie" than that comment ever again. How are you n the safest place in the world? You spelled smash wrong. No, he would not make an amazing commentator... Oh God why. The funny part is her accent was even more ridiculously over the top on the PTRs. They actually did retakes to tone it down, so this is the *mildly accented* version. "Aloud to believe" I swear she was fat in the books at the very least... Or maybe that was my imagination running rampant with things that Theon would tap Captain America didn't kill Hitler, he killed Red Skull I think the sweet sloppy seductiveness of the slaw would make the meat flavors dance Don't you mean your 2 cents? Typical fandom: "hey, these two guys don't get along and very rarely have a peaceful moment as rivals; that must mean they're having buttsex" Who is Dane Cook I once ended up sneezing a cert mint into my sinus cavity. Worst burning sensation ever. I spent 15 minutes trying to snort that thing out before it finally worked... That....is just sad... Drew? > So, I looked and thought, "yum, chicken" then I got really nervous. saw that as a joke in sikipedia a while back, may be its the same guy.. I don't watch Glee..... OMG NO! That's NOT what I was going for . I went to Starbucks and when I got my drink it said "Bread"...My name is Brent, not Bread. I've seen this comic 10 times since it came out a couple days ago. This isn't funny Big Bang Theory? Gillian Jacobs I am disappoint Nope You pay rent in all the places? I read your username, and then 'Van Persie's wife' Why are you talking about a game for **dudebros** You too, good sir/madam. hummm kinda a dumb question...like nappeee said do whatever you want...playing with friends is more fun just let you know...did you ever played online with your friends before or are you forever alone? every installation depends on your hardware capabilities You are adorable! I hate pictures of myself and haven't taken any yet. I probably should at some point, I just feel so huge!! I'm 5'7" and have gained 17lbs at 24 and a half weeks.... I am the same size everywhere except belly and boobs. A lady today said I must be due any day now. Kick them in the dick = *disable* This is a frighteningly well thought out response Hyouka #1? If you look this guy up, he is a frequent poster in r/trees and has "whored" a lot of karma from this sub. Ahhh yes, the de-facto fall back for anything negative said about Israel... Hitler. your one of those bastards whose never had one eh Why is Polly a Cockatoo and not an actual Parrot? Yes!! My dad has type 1 and I actually had an argument with someone who said you ony get diabetes cuz you're super fat, and that there's only one type. Wouldn't you like to know? Sympathy hug bro, I haven't finished during sex since August so many nights wasted... Like bullying people on the internet for saying something a lot people can relate to makes you look like a genius. Your upvotes to downvotes ratio says otherwise Oh well then that definitely settles it. Correcting someone's spelling/grammar, but makes a grammar mistake in the process They put Chain of Memories on PS2, which was pretty fun. I've been waiting for KH3 ever since I beat 2, which was in elementary school I believe. I'm in high school now Wtf,it's a blurry face that looks done in ms paint ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ It was, you did, *and you got more upvotes for it* If I look at that, will I be breaking any laws? Hmm, not sure I want to go commando and wear khaki pants in July in Indiana when it's over 100 degrees with high humidity Oh..I thought NSFL was "Not Safe For Lunch" 28 (åbenbart i den gamle ende ) gymnasielærer fra august... Ved ikke om det er mig der er barnlig eller om danske redditors er fremmelige. Jeg kæmper imod de konservative på /r/Denmark og nørder løs på /r/Dancehall. Please.. We mustn't speak of such things. 200 moré? # 1345 horizontal resolution? plus he's asking around $50 Thanks for the non-answer. Last. What kind of gesture was that by that fan with the face paint? Hotel California. You can check out whenever you like but you can never leave. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ For some reason I can see an anime only about choas in jr high and this will happen in a few years that's what I keep thinking They're gonna try to put a silly wig on his head and he'll just give them a dangerous look like and the show will quietly end on the spot. Okay, that's my new pet peeve: people who spell their names weird too much high pass Twitter is where you get all the rumours. All true. > 1345 horizontal resolution? "genuious" Not sure trolling or I see what you did there.. Haha. I see the Dunning-Kruger effect more often ever since I saw it. I love that it has a name. Before, I could only compare things to Socrates, who considered himself the most ignorant fool in all of Athens. I guess even the Dunning-Kruger effect is a sidenote to Plato I love seeing death. Its much more acceptable than hearing bad words. Hey guys, I want you to get your mean words out of my game of killing and mass genocide. Its just not acceptable. I'd much rather my kid grow up to kill thousands then express his anger in words. As a legalman I could go on for days. Currently I have been helping a sailor who is seriously getting booted for speaking while at parade rest and saying "dingaling"... Well... first of all... CUNTPICKLETITS... ... If you're skipping, don't go back to school. So skip 3rd and 4th block or w/e. If your school is like mine they'll either send a phone call/email home. If you have access to deleting it before your parents can get to it, do so. If not, the excuse that's always worked for me is "I came late and the teacher must have forgotten to mark me late instead of absent." Real stealthy there, pedodave69. Title is kind of a spoiler... Thank you! I just need to take off the whale-tail. It's hideous. Lovely, now they will spend an extra 2 minutes verifying that your report is meaningless, rather than working on the game. ...Is... Is that even possible?? That dog definitely looks concerned Yes, using salt for flavor is completely new, and is clearly a product of our current generation of "people younger than you that obviously can't be nearly as smart as you" kids. I was there and saw that tonight! And by "there and saw that" I mean I was at the stadium and left my seat to get Sweet Frites and Fat Tire when I heard the cheers. abort? KD, you magnificent bastard. Yeah I'm on my computer, it's just telling me that the store isn't available... and i just downloaded all the other episodes in 1080 Yup the purple= 2 weeks sober . I like the color though wut. Your TL;DR is longer than your post Kind words from Stink-Finger College student with an iPhone AND an iPad ... Umm... well from looking at their recent submissions, it looks like their sub is rape_roleplay and possibly also Strugglefucking. "Die sind sonst nie da!" I would give up my second child's ability to reproduce for one of these right now.(don't worry I don't have kids )[6] The sexiest I've ever seen. haha! My screen's damaged from a cyclone we had here last year.... The darkened spot was positioned perfectly... Took me WAY too long to find When I played skyrim I went to skyrim nexus to look for some awesome combat modifications that made fencing and combat in general more realistic, turned out that all modders only want more realistic and naked girls with anime hair and tails White noise played 24/7 on all transmissions. Give it a Rules are rules. Who still uses cassette tapes? By that point, the only way I could have been more giddy is if they had thrown in a Linguist here. I'm pretty sure that keeping a lid on people and keeping things moderate is exactly what the title "moderator" implies. My OCD wants to kill you... You may wish to call your insurance adjuster. dat trigger 666x666? ** ** Well, I guess I would kill you with an insane orgasm The bone is the size of your wiener.. I demand more details. More! Even worse when Seattleites complain about it. What do they expect. i had to keep re-reading to find the joke....i am dissapoint. Charging people for features that were free? Ron Paul opposed the repeal of Glass Steagal . It was a democrat, clinton, who repealed it. Yep. Nothing creepier than a dildo..... Absolutely, I hate it when people try to think outside of the box and get beaten for it. On LD 22 I tried to put the theme (alone) as a gameplay mechanic choice, and got beaten to the ground because my game didn't feature a lonely sad hero in tones of gray... this time I had to rush and just made one more "ant world" game, and got plenty of good votes for a totally boring interpretation of the theme No one knows Works both ways, man. As a Brit, I can't say "douche" without looks. Then just upvote An ice cream, the MARS chocolate bar, I was 8 and at some friends of the family's house. Couldn't finish it so I just had to find a way to throw it with subtlety. Turns out I miserably failed because the flush didn't take the chocolate bars and the father of the family gave me the look for the rest of the afternoon. *sight* Aside from this bullshit, when I was playing beta there were a few lag spikes (when in single player ) one of which killed me. So conflicted. Arkham City is such a great game, and then there's this. Yeah, people having sex is legitimately dangerous to other passengers. I can totally see why a more rational, pre-9/11 aviation industry would care so much about it. I did the same request a year ago or so, got downvoted as hell. How to get around this: Use someone else's name. Huh. My cat fucking hates having his paw held. >So simple in fact it only took 199100 years for humans to discover! That's all you have to say? Yeah, that's exactly why. ಠ_ಠ You accidentally a username I won't forget Nothing beats the looks you get from the people that just watched your ass fall down at 0mph. "Do you even know how to ride a bike? " ( ) Not a word, but a phrase that pisses me off is: 'Found this little guy'. Nope. Are you even 18 Isn't granting authority to employ troops outside the US a responsibility of the Congress already? Ah, yes. Yet another person with an A average worrying about acceptance into graduate studies. Lovely. /has a 3.0 ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ I bet it's not a gay Hispanic market or grill. You lack of appetite? Here eat this "I only do weed once in a month" It's very important that a bunch of males own the word "bitch" I don't want to suppress my cough at all. That's how I get even more phlegm to stay in my lungs. Really Cause, y'know, the logical answer isn't that more than one person responded before they saw it was already answered... It was definitely because everyone wanted to be repetative just to piss you off. Says "assbangingkidz" Only reason I came to the comments Well they should I have over 120 missiles in my inventory, and can carry 5 in game, which is all good because I can't hit the broadside of an Atlas sometimes. Shot right between 2 of them at distance the other day. Killed nothing but my pride. I panic in wave 10 sometimes and choke, so now I wait until a banshee is close and fire at her feet, unless she grabs me first. Even more I Was Eating Pizza Rolls While Seeing This . Don't worry, there will be more mods as soon as I see more participation Yeah....because Wikipedia is a *respected reference source*. SCVs still need to physically build things Local Skateshop! Local Skateshop! Local Skateshop! Is anyone pissed that you can't purchase an item if you don't have the space, missed out on this one cause of that. we should be able to buy them whenever then download them at a later time I don't Sounds like you're talking from experience . My friend accidentally spilled water on my iPhone 3G, and was like, "Sorry. I didn't know that it was not capped." i read this as : Dogs and Torres That guy on fire at the end ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Canadian company, puts "us government" on the watch face. Why is that red fish's mouth there Well, if you live in Michigan you can now get a permit to hunt them. They're looking to kill 13,500 Upvote for username. Why is CoD on that list For what reason would a door need to be closed with such force ლ( ლ) That was terrible. Wait people are getting hyper sensitive over dumb shit. Tell me more reddit We don't need more of you. One's enough. Oh, so the problem is that they're also concentrating only on combat mods. Even better Really!? More parking spots should need to be repaved before they've actually paid for themselves!? Haha. I can't tell if you're neckbearding me or serious...... I have an older brother and younger sister. They were both treated rather equally, I guess me being the middle child meant that I wasn't allowed to be alone with a girl, however my brother and sister were allowed to have their SO spend the night. every fucking time This is the worst animated gif ever, the file size must be huge I would take your advice, but many years of Lord Of the Rings reading has taught me not to trust you This is fantastic! I'm super optimistic for the final release now. I was worried I'd have to play on low whenever I got near another group of players (read: elementalists ). I hate it when they do that. I just stare at the test and think, "Jesus Fucking Christ, I already answered this 3 times. Timestop gun. Having a copy of something for 24 hours is pointless... I just thought of cloning hot chicks on the street... But that's still technically rape... Easy to sit there at your shiny desktop and web browser on your cheap little keyboard but how well do you think you would fare after having your brain smashed in 31 years ago?. . . Huh, let me look at this, oh it seems he hasn't really done much work with technology since then. . . obviously lazy, not like he had anything taken from him, right? Sorry but I think.... You're squishing him Someone burnt a hole in my BRAND NEW car seat, all they said was sorry I'm not ashamed. but i know some grownups who wont go on a swing because they are grownups and not supposed to act like kids That's fucked up Nice!!! So you are going to take action into your own hands and start killing police and state officials!? You are, like, a hero. great. now that's in my search history forever Seeing as I battled to just INSTALL the game since 12:15 A.M, EST, and STILL stuck on only " update status" screen, after trying all of the fixes listed, from mundane to unorthodox, and finally submitted a ticket... Yeah. No links if there's no magic content outside the image name. Maybe if you cleaned their box more often they wouldn't be such dicks. I work in construction as a rigger. I rarely see women. I thought he thought it was a dead mouse at first. Then I realized he thought it was a used tampon and I was like They use Draxus and Valken. The paint is so ovaled it isn't even funny. Your paint will shoot like you are using an Apex . It's not so bad on any given weekend. It just seems that they pull out the really old stuff when there is an event. If you bought the game you wouldn't need a keygen I had a friend who got detention for yawning without covering his mouth, as ridiculous as that is he had mild epilepsy and had no control over this This petition... > he entire system was set up by the CFO's son, who is still in college... I thought you meant the singer. At first I was like , then I lol'd. Holy shit reddit! The look of disapproval is a real person! Yeah that's not exactly clear is it? ... Great, hipsters unite... ლ( ლ) Good story, but the title of this post is sickly sensationalist. I wonder if the OP read the story or if he is just looking for more attention. It's like how every single r/wtf title is either a variation on "WTF" or . And here I though karma was just a meaningless number. I'm supposed to believe that karma is some kind of measure of my character?! Now you tell me. Geez. Guess I'll have to start posting to gonewild immediately to make up for lost time. I first hooked up with my now boyfriend (for over a year) because he was Frank in Rocky Horror Picture Show. He looked super sexy in fishnets, heels, a corset, and heavy makeup... I couldn't resist! The only downside of his crossdressing in our relationship is that he will periodically steal my clothes and look better than I do in them. I read that as "oil hobby" Pop, not soda. Ok then... Fuck man city. I said the opposite, dude. Zero substance and 1300 upvotes. Because it didn't improve Kim's *public image.* When I visited the US I lived almost exclusively on kid's meals. 1/4 the price, and a decent size. Made the mistake of ordering a banana split at one stage, and got *two* bananas and *eight* scoops of icecream. Male here, agreeing 100% with this sentiment. Especially with the popularization of Wagon Wheel. So what she did/does is being "set for life"? Yeah, she must be proud with all that money I didn't buy it because of the DRM. I want to... But I won't. I'm going back to sonic 4 ep.2 My ex-boyfriend once told me "I wish I could be a mother" He said it in a really depressing tone spent 2 hours on tvtropes. thanks a lot After reading you name: Admin I am disappointed with you. If he worked hard to get his base far out by all means he deserves to keep it and not have it destroyed by a shit admin. I CAME HERE.....I LAUGHED!! I CAME HERE...!! She? Using a fleshlight? Why would he pull Downs And the crowd yells ref you suck 'fact that is wrong' ^ are you fucking kidding me bro? Run with infiltrator on insanity Vanguard is the absolute worst class to run ME2 Insanity with. Well, we were using them until quite recently. And there's nothing on the horizon that can match its capabilities. Hmm, I don' t have an android phone so I cant check your builds. 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Thanks for using the spoiler tag Omfg your a genius!!! I wish i knew where to find oc online >&#3232;\_&#3232;............................(╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ Asus refused to honor the warranty on my laptop because there was a crack in the casing next to the keyboard. The video card fried itself, as that entire line of nVidia cards became known to do in laptops. AAAAARRRGGHH! They made the ham and cheese thinner... WHY OSCAR MAYER? Get out of my head! Wait. I fucking Did get high in high school off of gigantic balls of resin . Have you ever smoked a wad the size of a dime? All I can think of is thats also how to break a kids neck. The seathbelt I picked this up in a store when I was around 6... my dad kept telling me not to touch it Infected MOAB gives me the same rush as a specialist MOAB but I feel dirty after... He's probably carrying more weed than his body weight. no This doesn't belong here. This, and your comment, belongs in /r/wtf This means a lot coming from someone named sashimi_taco. [](/sbstare " ") Uh huh... If its something airborne we'll mask up and crank the A/C and exhaust port. If its contact isolation and we feel it necessary we carry iso kits with gowns, goggles, and heavy duty gloves. And of course decon the crap out of everything after with super wipes. anything else like HIV we'll just be extra careful if there any blood or anything. Had a Pt. with Hep C get a nose bleed one time the fact that it wasn't a child made you lose your boner... I think context actually makes this more disturbing That's pretty fucked up to try and put her condition on the father like that, saying he had a "detrimental attitude towards her when she was younger". It's especially fucked up that she saw more than 5 doctors and none of them cared to test her for tuberculosis Scrolling...scrolling...scrolling...YEP there's an Annie At least the FAMAS in BF3 is a shittonne less anachronistic than the one in Black Ops, which is also the FAMAS Felin, except instead of being set 2014, it's set in the 1960s Fourth meal. n- yes... maybe. I cut cords. Living in an apartment, I haven't had luck with antenna. So, football I watch at the bars. I try to catch hockey whenever I can. But baseball, I miss baseball (my area doesn't even have reliable radio broadcast for my team...I live in the area where their AAA affiliate plays Death Grips? Sounds like a cool thing they'd do to keep their fans happy. Watsky Why Regina? That's just... No. . I'm kidding of course. nice edit I'm sitting next to mine, my phone says I have a weak Wi-Fi signal "toutched" Lol same here! Also, Doritos, because every one keeps posting pictures of melted & flavored assembly equipment that found its way into the bag not cool, Doritos, not cool... *cries, video finishes*..... ಠ_ಠ ..... maybe it is just a bad thumbnail of a similar video where the women is standing up "how to see through clothing" ..... The twitter also said "we hope only a few minutes" a full hour before they announced it would take another two hours before they expected service to return TIL of dollar store condoms well, that was rather disappointing. bleacher report 9GAG is wonderful, isn't it? Am I the only one who reads it as Dairus And then you proceeded to smoke in front of her.... > (can you really legally get a job without paid holiday? ) No, I think I replied to the wrong comment.. when he was saying "tracing all the lines with a mouse" I meant to reply to him. Sorry. It looks super clean btw. Tell me if you know this, when you do an outline in let's say 10pt. What do you do to keep the 10pt line thickness even if you shrink it down. I know there's a feature for that I can't remember what the hell it is. I want to support these devs but after they fucked over and crushed the anticipation of the ps3 fanbase, i do not feel compelled to give them my money again. I already bought the first on 360, it ends there. I don't have a question, but I need to say that they are amazing " " is the appropriate thing here ;D Scumbag steve's cap. "you want him to do you so much you could do anything" Mr Bates has a thing about coming on time. Or in you Somewhat similar thing happened to me too! Out family was having a pizza and when get got to the last slice there was bandaid stuck to the bottom under the slice Hmmm think she can pack me one like that? I have to listen to my gf bitch and moan all day.....she started the period yesterday and I need food to cope And then I see they are making a SIXTH "Fast and Furious." Well, that's going to haunt my dreams This is the first comment I downvoted... ever How does one go from a [7] to a [0] in 15 minutes Does every Redditor always have their camera with them at all time? Me gusta. Oh ok AS + crit Orianna seems legit to you >Of course she comes back in 5 minutes later. "WHERE ARE MY CONTACTS?!?" Yes, the month after! The dolphin was doing it on porpoise. I had a friend who told me he hated this guy he knew because he was using big words when he talks. He said the guy was only only talking that way to make himself seem smarter You don't understand why they are so popular, but went to buy a pair yourself? So you're saying he threw his helmet at the perfect angle on the ground so it would hit the ump..... With any luck we'll have that kind of Jesus-lovin' justice here in 'Merica one day.... That's pretty deep. I don't understand this unholy love some people seem to have for dwarves. I mean, I guess the males look kind of cool, but them lady dwarves... "Hot Chili Meat Sliced Free, Country Style." All the chili meats. How dare individuals have money! What economy could possibly benefit from that? ...to that?... seen Zelda ocarina of time? goes way beyond those graphics ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ You have like five posts in a row of " ". How is that the 'written word'? Yeah, the title calling him a "Nerdy White Kid" doesn't really do him justice since he is an established musician and all ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ "This video is private" It's called Yelp, dude. How on earth could anyone ever believe this? HAHAH cannot unsee. wait a minute ?!? 922r is the most pointless law I've ever heard of 1: Run-on sentence. ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ Neither of us? I just found it funny that you talk about communicating with the written word, then use " " in many of your responses. I just built a lovely flaming netherack fireplace. It burned down 4 stories of wooden platforms and staircases in my tower Norton ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ SERIOUSLY Why are you taking pictures of my van? Does anyone know who the Jersey Shore reject in the article's "meme" is? He certainly appears to be a gentleman of refined disposition who embodies the Humanist ideal of respectful discourse. That's some wishful thinking. ** ** Game developers I guess are excluded from Xbox's censorship policy... I think you're visualizing a way bigger deal than this really was... This wasn't some "Hey! Call HR and 10 other people and get some corporate shitstorm started over nothing and almost fire the guy!" situation. I just meant that they called the person directly above us and said "Hey, meatwad is torrenting. We can't do that?" Then I talked to that person and explained what a torrent was. Once again on that day, I was like . Recently received a replacement switch from Cisco that was DOA, box was beat to hell. They said the cause was water damage. Kicker is that their shipping facility is about an hour away Oh God....the nests that were under that Lighthouse.... "Sorry I don't have time, but it only takes 10 seconds" Yeah, OP is probably gonna have to piss anyway for a new job, might as well stay clean until he finds one and let smoking be his reward for being employed again. That way, he wouldn't have to be on reddit asking us for cash. You're damn right . Floating rock Heard this awhile ago,"If there is a virus on your computer restart it and it will go away" We're talking about Bill Murray here. Your argument is invalid Ah, now I know. Would have been nice if I wasn't so far away from everyone. That, and my first death occurred right after I found a good amount of coal and iron ore which mysteriously disappeared when I took back my tombstone. Whoa Um, I had no trouble following his train of thought and getting his point but maybe that's just me, lol... What is xanax doing to my Hippocampus? "OP says not to upvote, then gets +150 upvotes..." I believe I speak for everyone when I say, Well, when you put it like *that*. Also, So you set him up to be completely dependent on you by paying for EVERYTHING and now you can't figure out why he has no sense of urgency to run out of the house and start paying his own way? Cooter... A week or two ago Braun had a similar tantrum where he threw his bat AND helmet and I was all . But he did it towards the dugout so nothing happened to him. Silly. Comparing this game to Fallout 3? Sorry for not really contributing but WHAT THE FUCK your routine is literally identical to mine apart from legs ** ** I seriously just discovered this myself. I'd blend the hell out of some blush onto the apples of my cheeks (THANKS, CARMINDY FROM WHAT NOT TO WEAR ) and I'd step back and think, "Now I look like a red-faced alcoholic. Cool." Still, it could've been worse. Niger.... it's impossible to get *out* of life alive wut Well, could you imagine what would happen to the ratings and stuff if Bosh AND Wade were out? I think there were a total of 3 black kids at my HS. The school had 3500 students. I think my Radeon 9800 is like You keep demanding. You also keep following my posts. That isn't helping Seriously!? Why would he post that on Facebook? You aren't close? dust 24/7 is not a mod Already seen this on reddit. Nice try. Says nippleninja You were killed by a zombie right? Theres Probably already a subreddit for it but who cares I am totally judging you right now. It's not pretty dude. What's really funny is instead of taking my own picture I stole it from your brother You just made me upvote rape. Well, my dad and I are really good friends. He has always treated me as an adult. But yeah, I'm sure in his eyes, I'm still a virgin. Baal and stall don't rhyme Stop posting and start writing Aww, I got all excited by the title... then just . I do. Is there "cum" between her thighs? 4rd... Yeah, serious? I haven't played a computer game in years. Marriage will do that.... That was the biggest fuckup you ever saw at McDonalds!? It did it again. Yeah I realize it's a joke alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = ... to a disney movie I somehow misread this as "Mom and son sex Llama" Shame on you . Same reddit cake day also. you just struck a nerve, XD is my favorite emoticon and a close second is this Where are heim, shaco and captain teemo In Japan, soup (e.g., miso soup) is eaten with chopsticks. You use the chopsticks to pick up the solids (seaweed, tofu, etc) and drink the liquid directly from the bowl. In fact, it is customary to pick up and hold pretty much all your dishes as you eat from them. I only realized that it is considered poor manners to do so in other countries when I was visiting my father in the States and during dinner with company, he jokingly explained that I was holding my salad bowl while eating from it because I had spent too much time in Tokyo. TIL. Popeye's chicken... Bit into the chicken and the feathers were still attached. At first I read Dairus... Seriously... The President won't even declare Election Day a Federal Holiday? It would hurt the economy too much. took that last week, drew the cover of Brisingr for one of the free response. Lol then I did this on the last one, Could have googled it I posted that picture on Facebook a while back. The next day, one of my Mormon friends had to tell me that he couldn't be friends with a Satanist. I didn't get it at first. Now my mom doesn't wanna talk to me. Redditor for 13 minutes... What kind? seems shopped Then I'd be asking why are Germans using board pens with English writing on them [](/rdsad " ") oh... sorry Ermphh.. I was brought up Pentecostal... Then I was introduced to reddit... Then odd future... Lol or vise versa Almost every night for the past two months, for some reason I wake up in the middle of the night thinking that my boyfriend is snuggling in my bed beside me. I'll wake up fully awake and go "Shit, my room is a mess!!" or "Oh God it's 2 in the morning! Our parents are going to kill us!!!" Then I pat the bed frantically around me to look for him, realize he's not there, and feel like a complete idiot. It's so weird because it feels like he's right there under the covers, but then I realize he doesn't have a head I have not tried Dominos gfree pizza, In fact I hadn't even heard about until yesterday. I've found a lot of disappointment with gfree pizza's at restaurants. I had ordered an overly expensive gfree pizza from a little italian restaurant, after devouring my first slice, I noticed with my second bite a very familiar taste. Come to find out they had coated the entire pizza pan in regular flour. Don't know if being honest, or making small joke You just cannot argue with people who know how to accurately scale a global statistic down to the city level. In addition, but..........are you a murderer? Don't me man, that's what the little girl said. Who gave this woman a doctorate? Oh, OK, fair enough. I heard Blood-C was just *bad*, while Ro-Kyu-Bu was terrible for entirely different reasons . Tenma no Kuro Usagi and R-15 just looked really cliché, so I didn't even register them. I don't even remember hearing about Manyuu Hikenchou, so it mustn't have been anything worth noting either. who upvoted this? you should be ashamed of yourselves. At first I read tyranny as tranny maybe you are right ... or am I? Will we ever know? Not all routers have the same setup as yours. To be an ass: insightful. < Pujols it a 3 run homer tonight M-O-O-N spells "To begin with, were not what you'd call...human" (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ If I knew the girl I still would've laughed at her, but I would've explained to her the answer beforehand. Why did no one give her the answer?! ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Oh brother, Twitter and Facebook? These are the metrics by which our social worth may be judged? When it was held in Monterey just a couple years ago, those tickets were only $6,000. Damn economy The second Nguyen on the top row looks exactly like the third Nguyen on the bottom row. Double Up They don't have a choice... Because they designed it that way? Thought you were suddenly_incest The one before the vibrator looks like a cabbage patch kid Everyone knows this... It's almost like Disney wanted this posted... Nothing says true summer grillin' like a Hot Pocket® and some teriyaki sauce... 636 euw And still should be That's your home!? Those girls look like guys. My wife orders everything "well done", then complains that it's "all dried out and gross". Oh wow, I actually do go backpacking, hiking, camping alone sometimes. A friend of mine always talks about one day reading in the papers about me getting lost/murdered on a route "Now who's my bitch? That's right... you got a purty mouth." Well now I feel stupid Only if you want all of them to be your wives What is really surprising me is despite people being "intelligent," they completely disregard the removal/lack of offline play. How the fuck as rotting bodies just lying around in the morgue sanitary oooh gurl I better not catch you in a dark alley.... and he has 1535 mortar kills. he probably spent 1057h unlocking that mastery dog tag. that's a lot of wasted time. but I'm jealous of that dogtag anyways When I was a kid I spelled it "disneip". wtf @ armchair on lawn They sure set up a fan base quickly ಠ_ಠ curse of the mummy You really aren't. Al was like 10 years old the last time he was in his human body... You're from QLD and you spell realise with a z? ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Clearly they are heathen scumbags. Shameful. Right. Everyone from Europe is the same race. **ಠ_ಠ** You accidentally a username. ** ** WBC is actively trying to incite violence but they are not arrested... I have a suspicion that this is how cats walk around at night when us humans are asleep... Spend a lot of time on a couple of nice mock ups and then throw together a quick one to pad your numbers, boom....they pick it EVERY time I think that's primarily in place in the interests of controlling cost. Developing a VGT that can withstand the heat that these engines will be putting out isn't a simple task, although I do hope they open up the option for it down the road, as well as the variable valvetrain systems. If they really want to maximize the efficiency of the engines, those two things will help a *lot*. The lack of VVT makes no sense to me either, it's not a new technology or anything... Really? It's an AP photo, taken at Hue City in April of 1969 by Horst Faas, a German Pulitzer Prize winning photographer best known for his images of the Vietnam War. Horst Faas stated in his book that this photo was taken after the finding of a mass grave that was discovered that had resulted from "the mass genocide that the Viet Cong had perpetrated during the Tet Offensive (Jan 1968-Aug 1968). During the Battle of Hue the NLF (Viet Cong) executed thousands of residents in the 'Massacre at Hue'" ... So I guess I do know where, when, by whom, and the circumstances involved in this photo are... Perhaps it is you that needs to STFU. Swear words are from the devils tounge, and the devil should never be in your place of work. But what is this hoes name >Why did no one give her the answer?! My dad thinks that Snape is Harry's father, and that Voldemort's name is "Voldemont," then proceeds to mix up Dumbledore and Gandalf. Shopping. It takes her up to 2 hours to pick out clothes for me. *Mom...* You spelled suck wr... wait a minute. And these so called nudes....? Where they be? You're citing Fox News? Fox News DOES seem to have ALL the answers. We are creepy when we post it on the internet I'm sure you won't have a problem finding an ent in San Diego... I mean, come on, it's the west coast! Weed is everywhere! EVERYWHERE! Thank you good sir all previous 's are recanted! Stalkers. Quod te ibi fecit video Are you me? Long time diver here. If you notice the other seahorse pics, they are usually anchored/hiding on some sort of structure. I'm pretty sure OP committed the cardinal sin of diving and started fucking with the poor seahorse just to get a pic. He does not have a GS. He has an Intel integrated card, as it clearly says in the picture. I was worried there for a minute that it might have been my work, but we never got a note on the door. Uncanny resemblance to her voice, though. Shutting window from now on >OK.. That makes sense. Not all reserves are associated with casinos Hookups at hospitals Looks quite a bit like my ex girlfriends behind I would too. But just FYI, complete noob when it comes to the mutiplayer. Haven't even popped in the mutiplayer disk yet i read it in his voice Why is it in a cage? ripnroll.com? Really? Even the guy all the way to the right? Dragon skin armor? 2000 armor? I'm sure you mean Serpentskin Armor and around 115 defense right? There is no white quality armor in d2 that has 2000 armor. People who believe this shit are allowed to vote in elections and help decide the fate of this country. Agreed. My first thought was " ... no." However, if this thread had been about Epic Burger or M Burger (which I actually think is about the closest you can get to In-N-Out in this area), I might have been on board. Love me some Portillo's though! So in summary, since blindness would make other players more powerful against you, and since you wouldn't use blindness, you're ok with it being underpowered. So he can pick up Metal Gear Rays and fuck them through the air!? And someone bought one I'm so confused my brain litterally hurts.... oh I see Cells are living dumbass metal isn't. Wtf no faces,might as well jerk off to a medical book Its expression looks like this: . Should have been the go ahead run... You didn't get that from the title? So you're going to buy a game that you know you can't afford to play? Where I work we have a Starbucks machine in all of our break rooms that makes house roast or decaf on demand. for free. People here still go to Starbucks down the street Well that was fast... I thought they looked adorable! Especially pinkie pie :3 but her voice actor kinda sounds like a dude But sheep are more impressive than that? The lower left seems to get a bit warmer than usual sometimes. The screen is also a big difference but I'm nearly certain you're not talking about that. If you are: Leblanc. I would Sleep all day and then repeat it. Oh wait.. I do that already Gravity? I'm almost 32 and I still constantly get asked, "Oh, is this your little brother?" when I'm out and about with my son. Which means that I get the whenever I say, "No, he's my son," because everyone assumes I got knocked up at about 13, until I announce exactly how old I am. It can be annoying, but I think sometimes people are nicer to me when I need help with something because they assume I'm young and naive, and not old and clueless like I really am. Barbrey Dustin is dead? I iz... Jesus man I cant tell if you're mocking me or laughing with me. ***What are you*** ** ** And apparently I can't spell while high Slightly NSFW? Squats my entire score and makes it look easy. That video triggered mixed emotions for me Pedobear approves of this thread. A medieval fair in *Australia*? I see this as yet another attempt to sue Apple under some weak pretense. I understand that Sri doesn't do everything as well as the commercials say, but Apple isn't the first company to do so Apparently, I need their modem since the modem also connect my home phone with them as well. Even if I get my own modem, they placed this stupid lock on the modem and the wall outlet so I can't unscrew the cable with out them. Overage charges are $1.50 per gig no expansion deals They haven't been heavy metal for at least two decades Ooh, a fellow Louisiana person! I'm from Houma... No, we *just* went over this ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Elbows? You whores. Jesus won't be happy with you. /s How do you know that? Melon slice Wow so funny Animal abuse! Hahah whoops copypasta Yes, there's nothing wrong with spraying carcinogens at innocent people. Yeah, I'd be interested in this too, as long as r/mylittlepony is not the top favorite subreddit. If that is #1, I don't want to live in this world anymore. Nsfw tag please! I clicked the link and... BOOOM cock in my face Only on Reddit would there be a sad story of a girl committing suicide, then right after being a another about peeing in the sink That is special guy code. It means who do you think will win the election this year? You mean an ellip*sis?* What!? I was a Catholic until I was 18! You mean I paid into that system until I was finally eligible to draw benefits? And I just *quit*!? So true ... I love it that nowhere on the site do they say when the movie comes out. ** ** AT-ATs don't have ion cannons, though. seriously though, no gloves? photo... bucket. Yes,this looks perfectly safe. This would have stood on its own, but your name is the delicious cherry on top. People still use hardware RAID? Thanks. I downloaded and watched that entire movie earlier just to see this part.. and yes, it was at the very end. .swf Bf3 intro What about a better flame thrower? My wife is 40, and gets carded every time. I'm in my late 30s, never been carded except once. We went to a booze shop, she said "Buy me that one!" so I did and we both got carded. Hr for being young, me for buying booze for a minor. And now Hannah Montana is even creepier Where else should they keep it? In their pocket? Dem mannequins. Do you have constant diarrhea?? Why not do (C) for the people who may have to work or something and then meet up and do (A) or (B) afterward? Like, idk, meet at a restaurant for lunch, then everyone can meet at someones place or a hotel room and hang out. Just preferably no bars seeing as I'm only 20 years old In Italy I payed ~500€ at year at public university (richer people can pay up to ~1000€) and the majority of the students think that the tax is too high User for 625 days I shall say it too. What the fuck.. Don't gimme that look... these are *your* loose ends. I'm just tyin' 'em up! Relevant user name Well that completely changes my point then... Hell..I don't think he made that much money from selling drugs.. He most likely made some quick cash from selling human organs on the black market You've been told that, or that describes you? Shame Zachary Wait. You can't do a single sit up? I'm covered and I have a job. The ability to engage in stimulating conversation with complete strangers. I tried that and I always receive this look. Oh ok. Mind you, it's been a long time since I've seen Aladdin. Some of these were definitely subtle to me and that may be a result of the environment I grew up. I don't believe I ever developed much of a good idea what someone from those regions were like and much like a lot of things in my life, I default to waiting for ACTUAL human interaction to solidify my understanding of a culture when I have the chance to ask questions. Now that I listen to the beginning part of that song though I found myself jump back to re-listen followed by having that look on my face. It's kind of like (but not quite) realizing how fucked up some nursing rhymes really are when you stop being a passive participant to it. Read the whole thing, and the only people who protested and attacked Pokémon were either extremist bible "crusaders" looking for something to hate to make themselves look less irrational, or idiots who let their kid suffocate on a toy pokéball the size of an average baseball You're a graphic design major asking how to design your own logo? Doesnt want to make noise...uses potato chip bag . I cant open a bag of chips without it sounding like a jet engine. God forbid they are sun chips. I knew it! I jumped, not gonna lie.. Ah, that'd make much more sense. I'd love to see Darius and Garen spinning on eachother. WALLY! Where's your girlfirend? I have him tagged as "Angry Bottom" That's what *we'd* like to know **You're** freaking **me** out now In the scene at 0:38, there's a damn Hanar cloud in the sky. I... I don't... did they know...? ASPECT RATIO Post this garbage in r/pics or something. Get it away from here. Do you believe that people are no longer American if they are agnostic? I had something similar happen but she said "aww it's like a baby penis"... ** ** It's really pretty hilarious. If people noticed it would be "haha inside joke! Upvote!", but instead they went with "Well done overcoming your autism! Upvote!". It was guaranteed karma. By his mother ...a-fucking-gain You got number 666 . >dont let this kinda thing eat you up The crochet pattern of an Angel becomes itself an Angel! When I saw this thread it had 777 comments, does that mean Blizzard is God? you mean when Nintendo went behind sonys back to develop the CD drive with another company after Sony went out and announced to the world and its stockholders about the agreement and the next day nintendo pulled some back stabbing corporate bull ಠ_ಠ Down vote for you grahamsaysno / / Where is Reaper_Harbinger when you need him ? 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Heaven forbid they should be portrayed as sexual beings though, that would just be terrible Get ready for those calls and the ones saying the projector isn't working. Then you check it and see that it's been unplugged ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Thank you for terrifying me into nope-ing this area. Forever. 24 years and I've never seen one to date, would like to keep it that way. Niiiiiice. > >* * >** ** *** *** Yes you're doing it right. I'd even say you nailed it like a boss. I'm glad you just left this here, because it certainly looks like it belongs here. It deserves better than facebook and if you post it to /r/dogs you'd probably get no love. It's seems legit and you must be a lucky girl to find a gem of a dog like that. Googled dog on longboard, got this page I must say that your Dog Training Level = Longboarder. All my friends that play wow have renamed their games to "World of Warcrabs", i've seen it so much that i've derped twice about it already Sidney Lauper? ... I don't feed the trolls. Has Ax Fx. Doesn't record DI. I get wasted and post on Facebook. Like every thought that pops in my head while in blackout drunk. I am an idiot. You know in some regions wrapping your tostada with a gordita is frowned upon... The Vietnam war wasn't a war? I have no idea. Luckily, we have this: Well, mens jeans are cut to give you room down there. The real issue, at least with the slimmer cuts, is that there's no room for air flow in there. Especially when the thighs are real slim. So combine that with super thick denim and you have a recipe for swampy ass/balls. Your sweat can't evaporate and it just seeps into the clothes. Have someone ask me a question about a game and then tell me I was wrong when I answered with what he deemed the wrong response. And yet, feels so appropriate for the level Button up shirt and wifebeater... Fuck our tendency to be prude about nudity in Canada. Get over it. Half of all people have a penis and the other half have breasts and a vagina. Ooooh, spooky and inappropriate. > speling "They're game" I'm waiting for the flood of Call Me Maybe lyrics from the trolls whoosh "Got into the meat of the mortuary program" >CROPPING Don't insult the > >* * >** ** >*** *** The green face going " " is oddly appropriate at the right end of the screen. Skrillex No shit. And yet they're sending it up San Jacinto and out to Mueller, where nobody is and nobody goes. Drat! Where is the middle ground! Agreed. That is why Carl Rove is one of the scariest people ever. He convinced every dumb religious person in America that George Bush was a good idea....twice . And now we have a greasy fucking Romney attempting to do the same thing with fear mongering over debt and jobs. so rude.. then they put them on and say "HURR DURR YOU'RE REALLY BLIND ARENT YOU" It's shit like this. A few months ago I saw an SUV on Hempstead Turnpike that had a "This is America, Speak Fucking English" sticker on it. I require my royalty payment, please. Jetfire instead of Valkyrie? It does work in the Netherlands. What's up with that, we're neighbors. Does she reddit? it's not a "friending" site ... Dart gets hit by a magic attack for 14 hp... mfw Lavitz gets hit for like fucking 50 hp > In entirely be to at settling felicity. Implying partially hydrogenated soybean oil contains the same fats as tree nuts [ ] I'm glad that my fiancee doesn't literally treat me like a dog. save your ears and stay far, far away from that abomination some people dare to call 'music' You found Petunia to be a milf? Oh, I wasn't trying to correct you or anything. It was more of a jab at DICE (i.e. bullet curve = ) Read that as obese homeless people are hot So you took a scene that is funny because of the onamotopoeia...and made screencaps of it? I literally just fixed those exact phones today for a client at a remote office. They kept renegotiating the VPN keys and resetting the connection to the PBX at the HQ every 24 hours or so, so I ended up putting in a site-to-site VPN through their router. Everything was good except the phones did not want to give up their original VPN configuration for whatever fucking reason. Took me over 5 hours to fix that ONE issue. Thought provoking ಠ_ಠ inspired questions Niceಠ_ಠ Residence: *Los Angeles, NY* No, he meant ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ . I literally was JUST debating this with a very ignorant human life form. Guy said it was a just murder cause the guy was high .... Neural Parasite that Mothership! Hah! This is mine too, but LA Fitness.. in LA. Maybe it's just here? This week I had the fun of having the 95lb in the 15lb spot... how about...frost giant You better not Frost 'Giant' ... Yeah just what you need when loading your back with a heavy barbell is a tripwire behind you I thought mastery dogtags are glitched right now and it shows you've taken them from people when you haven't. Which makes me think you know that and that's why you censored the name. What is this? If its a cross/X post I would think it should be labeled as so. I'm sure Michel Platini will agree. Goal line technology, that shits just ridiculous!! Wow, I had no idea those masts were so big until I saw that guy sitting on the forward one. "Sure, I'll just stand over there." So which social astroturfing company do you work for, user for 12 days with -550 karma and counting? They pay you well? Wow you have commented like 500 times in the past few day's. Alway's so certain of your view point as if they are not debatable facts. Just curious are you getting paid to comment on reddit? So many comments my browser can't even load them all. - fuck off honkey the woman in the center looks like she's wearing a mask... Of all photos in that page, Reddit has chosen Jake grabbing Eddie's and David's asses. Go figure. I am looking at you, Germany! people don't have "host families" in north korea... god i am tired to people asking me when i tell them im korean if i come from the north with the face. If you have no coding experience, how come there's 4 other games that have been published by you? I'm smelling that Reddit has been had! With the amount of apparent radiation at the airport... not sure if super powers, or cancer... You sir are not a scholar, nor a gentleman. ಠ_ಠ LOL sorry sorry. Forgot that if I was making an argument for encouraging deep discussion, I'm not allowed to use any shorthand. ** ** did EVERY SINGLE comment not praising the leader get banned Suck a pussy. Kinda late to the party! Hi there, my name is Steve (or Raccoon, Cooner, Coon, or Guaxinim. Really whatever floats your boat). I'm 20 and from So Cal and I love the brony community :D. That was way more than one sentence ಠ_ಠ I will probably work just as well. thats... not creepy at all... We have Joey Crawford and Marc Davis reffing this game. If we'd had bologna during the civil war, we'd have won... >Also, every five minutes or so, she would scream "I LOVE YOU GERARD WAAAY!!!" right into my ear. And you're a funny racist Potentially? Not what I was wanting to see yes, Good to see you finally show up Ramon. Lately I haven't really been in a sex mood, but DAMN after reading all three stories I just want my boyfriend's cock in me ALL night. Whether in my mouth or my very wet pussy. Either one is COMPLETELY fine Went to school with a pretty girl named Coccainia. Seriously? 0-4 and probably 0-5 soon. I think he's toast. It's better than Facebook, though. Someone just said Westbrook should be suspended for that. What have I done. Let me be very clear that I whole-heartedly support gay marriage and fight tooth and nail to defend it. There is not a single logical reason as to why it should not be legalized. This was just something I noticed last time I visited my gf at work. But hey, what happens in the Bible belt... You're one of the good ones then. A 100 bird I knifed messaged me, and though it was a bit passive-aggressive, I messaged him back thanking him for having the courage to wear them and giving props on some kills. He replied that he's removing them so when he gets knifed people won't get the tags... Joffrey I have a cousin who has triplets all with -den names. So much Born Tennessean here, now living in CA. Had a stopover in Boston for a few years, that was rough People that 'sniff' their noses a lot instead of blowing them. Fuck those people I could not stop reading this... just.. wow. He's asking you to post the seed and coordinates... at least there is a date ... si ça se trouve c'est ton jeu en fait.....mais dans ce cas là t'aurais bien raison d'en profiter *** *** Those employees must fucking LOVE you. When I hear his name, I reflexively This: YAY! NOW COMPARE BLACK PEOPLE TO OTHER DARK THINGS!!! Adults who baby talk at their parents. Is that a rock painted like a soccer ball? ಠ_ಠ This is the face i'm making as somebody who would totally fall for that... A flash drive with crappy software that basically autoruns a combination of "dir *.jpg" and "copy *.jpg <to_flashdrive_location>" but yeah, a really overpriced flashdrive A communal town bike Looks like there are some real audiophiles in here after all. I'm getting downvoted by people who claim to be audiophile but think that a budget Cambridge Audio amp is a keeper. **Not Again!** When will these silly sluts learn not to do that? A day doesn't go by that another group of ear violation victims aren't posted to /r/earsex with full galleries and loads of videos in 2min long pieces, always two minutes, its like a conspiracy... Or is that con**ear**acy? We know enough, so don't try anything funny. They could have at least had the decency to write "Sorry, have stomache flu and am high on drugs" on the mirror in human waste... **Some People!** > We know enough, so don't try anything funny. Checkmate Christians Non existent? ლ( ლ Oh god. I know a guy called Rex. His little brother is called Spike. This is probably the cattiest thing I've seen in weeks. okayyy Yeah... My father is French, so my last name is French, but I was named after Jan-Michael Vincent (as my mother had a crush, at the time... Thanks, Airwolf ). Scrolled down, saw "related story" for penis print leggings... That has been there for quite a while Jof frey Yeah I saw that and thought "'horse's'? " So yeah, all the upvotes because of the tattoo... Unsub from lastairbender to prevent spoilers come to gaymers still spoilers Aaaaaaahahahahahaha! Oh god my childhood... Punchline in the title. That makes it OK, I guess. EDIT: directed at Yemen, not Mahler's awesome fifth. Oh good, 33 clips, one per page. Some monsters hit for 500k damage in Inferno (before reduction, according to strategy guide). Get Energy Armor and 2000hp and you reduce that to 700 damage. A 99.86% damage reduction seems pretty ridiculous Compliments go a long way. My boyfriend has self-esteem issues, which is really weird considering he's one of those varsity football players. I compliment him on his phsyical appearence in a cute way sometimes. I squeeze his arm and tell him how strong he is (he denies it and says he's just chubby ) or i'll say he has adorable dimples. It really makes a difference in complimenting your signifigant other, after a while they start to get more confident. Guys are just as self conscious as girls sometimtes!! When I think of male professor, I think of an old man I was shocked to see them do it. I was instantly 4chan emailed. They want their inhabitants back Obviously after having 21 kids, saying "i'm not going to father anymore children" means he's going to go from having 4 children each year to only 3 each year... That's where the creepy line begins... There can only be one explanation for this amazing temple...Ancient Aliens WHY do you install games in C:\ And there's Robben....with another subpar corner The only thing I hate about that is Devils fans are going to point at this play and say "UGH WE LOST BECAUSE THE REFS SUCKED! THAT WAS AN OBVIOUS CALL!" Yeah, with plenty of odd-man rushes and 5 power plays without a goal scored, those refs are the only reason why you lost that game. No no, I thought the timing was perfect...get it out of your system early Learn to crop. I want your pootis. My brother and I used to sleep in my parents' room sometimes when we were younger. So, we were laying on a mattress on the floor and I woke up at around 1:30am, and I noticed my parents weren't in the bed. So I went downstairs, not there. I looked outside, not there. I slowly made my way down the hallway and I looked into my room, not there. I turned around, and in my brother's room with the door wide open, I see my dad's ass on the bed with my mom. I run back to their room and jump in the bed, crying. My dad comes in a few minutes later and asks why, and I said I couldn't find them.. then he asked if I saw them, and I replied, "No, where were you?" he says, "We were doing some 'kissy' stuff." In high school I programmed my own snake game into my Casio graphical calculator. Quite a feat if I do say so myself. Years later my sister borrowed it and erased everything. *Entire continent*" indeed! My Uncle used a big knife to chop the neck of a bottle with a bad cork. He took it clean off in one blow. He's French so I assumed they all learned that in their equivalent to high school first aid. He's a charming French cliche at times: a cardiologist who smokes because "life is to be enjoyed" (funny but ) They put butter on their hamburger buns Hotshot's name is George Georgeallidis I watched Myself; Yourself thinking I was going to watch a harmless romance anime... Lady Gaga I thought your username was "TurtleRape" Just start typing "bleaching" into Google and select the first search suggestion. Just discovered this while trying to find a tutorial for myself. thank you for citing some sources! Oh wait, they're all blogs mother of god >They forgot the religious editions,which I,as an atheist, find disturbing. Agreed, bald eagle. Get your shit together Is it normal to print all that? Or is that just for the photo It makes me feel bad when I look down at the "time spent watching" clock and it's over 2 minutes Surely it was the boxed hamburger helper mix consisting of dried pasta and seasoning packets and not that you undercooked the hamburger that you bought separately.. ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ Meow. 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Awesome... Why does this gif exist!? Divorce will be final in a few weeks. I had to leave her, by the way... She decided she still wanted me after this. I don't think this is working out. Holy shit delete that ASAP!!!! WTF. He has 3 legs. OP is not owner then I once told my nan that my parents were jumping on the bed, but they said I'm not allowed to jump on the bed. Is the cat always out of focus, or is the op a shitty photographer? Every single time I have asked a guy pre-coitus if they knew how to put on a condom this was the result with one exception. Is it ok that I find this very arousing? Helmet, jacket, gloves + boots. Always my list when I go for a ride, even down to he local shops. I have textile pants but often wear jeans though, my only weakness RIGHT?! Anal Brake I was hoping that's not was it was... yourself. We will never know what gender it is... What's WTF is the Asian having a good looking girl for a date.. Programmers and CompSci's will look down on this with but engineers have to be both subject-matter-experts AND programmers at the same time very often while these folks have the unnatural luxury of picking only one. Languages that are often useful to engineers: So now I'm hungry and horny. I will not look up the shittah. You put the sfw tag just in case So you bitch about people bitching about reposts...? Ohhhhh you know so little That's pretty fucking gross. Scumbag cat And an omega You stick your hand in the toilet? WTF Perkins collect them all! DO IT YOURSELF!!! must be a pain to come home to 3 bitches... Just add legs for maximum karma! I know a cat that used to be named Lucy. When she grew up, she changed her name to Lucyfur. Dang I'm still interested in this thing Sweet, redditing while driving. I feel safe [](/b38) Drunk on reddit... ... You're _really_ criticizing him based on the aspect ratio of his monitor? That's great, because as a woman I would be too concerned with being sexually appealing, acting feminine, abstaining from alcohol, and not telling dirty jokes to enjoy myself if men were present during any of these activities. I am just not enjoying the fact that i am getting waaaayyy less gold by selling excess junk to NPC... And yea, they need to increase the slot limit I remember how the last one went. *Dude.* As an Irish person, I can tell you all right now that that sounds fucking weird. I literally can't grasp how strange you people are about patriotism. Yeah man, downvotes til you do. I hope "dirty century" was an auto-correct fail and not some sort of stupid American anti-French/European jingoism Wow, have some class man. Very......vivid Little Boots? If you could provide more info, maybe someone could help. Also, posting this from a nw account I think it's only logical to conclude that there's some kind of a conspiracy against the bottom left corners of our iPadsgoing on My friend was talking about getting the letter "W" tattooed on each ass cheek so when he bends over it says "Wow". That is so weird ! My ex husband didn't want to believe we had two autistic kids in the beginning. He would continuously say they were just going through a "faze". This was after 3 seizures and countless doctors said they were both autistic (I have a 5 year old daughter who also has autism). So I can totally relate on where you are coming from. My father is the one who suggested autism in the beginning. I remember we were at the mall walking around and my daughter was flapping her hands and running around. He grabbed his laptop and showed me videos in YouTube about autism. Up until that point I've never even heard of autism. Immediately after the first video was over I began to cry. It was very evident something was going on. My son was in my belly, and I feared the worst to come. Fast forward 4 years and here we are. Taking it day by day, and learning more and more with each new situation. i hope that this isn't a coincident. maybe they where like: "pffffhihihi, i had an idea. they want us to design a new vehicle, remember the South Park IT episode?… " he means a randomly selected memorable line, not just a random line I would think the law against Bestiality and promoting bestiality should come into play somewhere.... w...why? That awkward moment when you first aww'ed at a mosquito bite To each his/her own but that series was my childhood! Ugh, that UI anyone else notice they included the 19 hijackers in the 2996 "victims"? I didn't even notice that, then i looked again I'll upvote you. I agree with your emotional response. I always try to not let my emotions make my decisions. (not including posting those pictures ) but she does let her emotions control things. Why is it the responsibility of the younger generation to fix this? Because it fucks us over the most? America in general is too goddamn comfortable with its own collapse I sincerely hope he is attracted to pedophiles and not farts * * of course this ends up being my 2nd most popular comment A new cell phone will make a vacation more enjoyable? Apples are not necessary? Oh granny Smith apples... Read this as "Everytime I kill children" Hillary....STOP looking at me like that There was a post just the other day entitled something like: "the best part of this subreddit are the stories, post yours! I'll start" I and wrote it off as a troll post only to find it the top post later that day. How is this about gaming? Im not sure if this is a real question but yes EDM is huge here there are shows all the time, Rusko yesterday for example and Steve Aoki on thursday, big events are more towards march though during WMC and MMW, also Ultra. I don't know what you mean by finding EDM but its everywhere Yesterday it was almost unwatchable except at 480. And that's not what I paid 20 dollars for ... Thinking the same thing. Must of not been the brightest of the bunch having "fun". I only unlocked Kyne's Peace a few hours ago, and I'm a Nord. The only power I have is Battle Cry. It's 9/11 as in September 2011. NO! I "don't like fun". But...but I'm gay My goodness, that is fact and it matters. You could turn your computer off at night How i wish my 2 year old imac could run the game ... Of course you should! Awesome, except for the Crosby nametag "clip" Everything is a repost here You again You were a tiny kid and BBC existed online? Don't tell me how to live my life Lose the hoodie There's a guy at my school who's name is "Kody". Not "Cody" with a C, but "Kody" with a K. leather and cheese-wiz and a whip. it produces cyanide... Someone needs to study their anatomy ...and laws are put in place to ensure public safety! Jeez, how obtuse can you be? /facepalm I actually tried the open beta and the game was nearly unplayable because of the terrible framerate even at the lowest settings well the how did you manage to get it running properly? The open beta had a terrible framerate on my imac and thats why I didnt bother buying the full game... Who would 14C date fossils? [NSFW] ? Are we talking about foot fetish? My ex used to swear by using grids to copy photos into graphite drawings. Then he'd say digital art (what I used to do a lot) is not real art, but like cheating and fake. And yet nothing in there regarding pedophilia. Imagine that In Minecraft when a creeper blows up you and your house... and your bed... and your chests.... I get what you're saying but my time spent around cats has not been as pleasant as yours. There are a lot of cats in my area, some stray, most belonging to the many people who own cats. And they're just *so* hostile. Also, what was that you said about dogs not being companions? It's pretty shocking to see what the comments to the article say. Too much airbrushing. This subreddit is mostly a joke atm. r/diablo is filled with haters/whiners and crazy diablo3 fanboys, for example couple of days ago there was a post complaining about not being able to play because of error 37, and the most upvoted response was to not feel so entitled. Upvote for expert difficulty! *ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ * That made no sense ** ** There isn't, some animal fanatics are just freaking crazy *** *** Y u no post pics!? but his username says it's an art I can see Fergie putting together a "Carrick + Rio & some money" package together to try to get Modric, attempting to appeal to Harry's time at West Ham. Maybe if we're real lucky we'll manage to score Joey Cole as well. Breaking news, I might not *actually* want to punch anyone in the face. yes, thank you for the advice on the shirt Yeah, I remember the 5.25" being called a floppy disk. Then these 3.5" came out as hard disks. Now the 3.5" are called floppy disk. Uhh, wut? VIII is not a sequel to VII. You said almost exactly the same thing he did. Your username disgusts me. Are you kidding? X-2 was not linear at all Oh sorry, I had assumed it was dollars. And I'm Irish so I should have at least ignorantly assumed it was in my own currency Ironic. Yes, I want a browser having direct access to my hardware to execute unknown code The same scenario led to me not fapping for over three weeks and this did not happen Wow. What a clever comeback. ; It really shows how intelligent you are... It only took you 2 days to think of it too. I feel like I am streaming the PPV i just payed for onto my TV , on a side note, Christian getting so much heat for eliminating Regal made me mark for the crowd Used underwear from a thrift shop. No joke. From my own mother! I thought, how bad could it be? I clicked the first link, and i think i am done with the internet for today. ლ( ლ) Cannot be unseen. my sister always do #1 to me. she's a psychologist too. Neopets are monsters >the most upvoted response was to not feel so entitled. That doesn't get to the root of the problem at all though. It sounds like you don't even know what was going on under the hood, and instead of saying that, you just say Oracle is the problem. Yeah but if you change it i wonder when someone around finds out and gives you this l k. I only met a few true believer in my lifetime in Turkey. Most just doesn't care, they only judge. my name is omar Since when /r/Minecraft and /r/MinecraftCirclejerk have merged? Yes...everything Don't even joke about Stephen Fry's demise. dem eyes For the same reason I clicked your link. . Curiosity killed the cat, satisfaction brought him back. My vagaina would not touch that Someone shit in the soap dispenser at my elementary school. Hey now, I never said anything about bleeding. Bleeding is scary, yo. Especially when needles are involved. *Needles*. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ^ Of course I bought it yesterday when it was only 33% off I'm getting paper. Punch line in the title Yeah, who woulda thunk that French people live in MB.. what with towns with names like Ile des Chênes, Notre-Dame-de-Lourdes, and Bruxelles Women aren't property, bro. Not cool. In the mythical sense, Kitsune are very different then foxes THATS NOT AN ANSWER "don't lick bowl" find it...now Sometimes I fly from JFK to Newark in FSX for the hell of it....never thought something similar would happen IRL Cumbox... Why, then, is every non-abbreviated word properly spelled? I've contacted the organizer an he got back tome on it, they made a persistent typo on the website which crept into all promotion materials. Headphones... And I have been screwing around in GarageBand and Audacity recently... Holy shit. So they like push it out the cargo ramp? Rice milk . Totally missing an obvious target market. 7,349 feet (2,240 m) high? can you call that even a mountain? He/she put copies of two pictures in the jpeg I would like to add that this is the third one this week; a customer was walking and one got tangled up in her flip-flop It says lossless but it lies That looks so efficient. and professional. and I'm sure is super easy and comfortable to hold for long periods of time. This guy gets a shitload of karma for literally doing nothing. Ok, I'll play Captain Obvious for a few seconds: 1) When asking for Karma or stuff on reddit, you're *usually* going get the opposite or nothing. 2) Yeah you destroyed the other team, you had twice the players Thanks for spawning me in Africa for nothing please stop trying to give me nightmares.. it's not funny Personally, I think all people should be able to get married in any form they want -- as long as both parties are human ( ). Nonetheless, I don't like when people use the word "right" to describe things that inherently are not rights. Marriage is a contract, not a right. It doesn't exist and isn't recognized without government, or some external enforcement, and, therefore, cannot be a right. Is this the same asteroid some guy wanted to mine for platinum? I guess heaven is really shiny then, which makes sense. I guess. A post in R/Pregnant called "hangers?" Read though all that text, simply to discover this is just another "recommend me something plz" thread. In all honesty, this is the first time I've heard of him. I browsed his bio and it says that he's against evolution because it promotes communism........... ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ This post made me realize that I have never seen my urethra. They misspelled "Cthulhu"... *Miller* is no place for laughter *sees the splatter* Dunno, they do look pretty hilarious, like the stoner polar bear or the coyote. reported for refusing communication She was 16 and you 9... Also, he opened the tag *after* the joke. he's already streaming on twitch Same things for me, play fool after cooking mother fucking piment.... , worst thing ever. Surely not at the same time? "Thankfully, his face got burned the fuck off." From the thumbnail, that almost looks like Sarah Jessica Parker. Why do you need so much inventory space for one or two characters? Dude Why ? You can't parse PDFs without Ghostscript... "Need for Speed: The Runs" > >An economy with no capital? [ ](# "WAT?") Huh. This is actually really true. In fact, I've changed the way (direction) I cut my hair because I thought it looked better in the mirror the other way. Now it looks better the OTHER way Well; **thank you!** hahaha you're so funny. What does it matter? You'll be indifferent. Cool story bro Nice try bad guy. molotov-cocktease-**seth-green**-01.jpg ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ True, but females that dont cover their faces get lots of . While we me and my family were in a mall once, I have had a mutawa' walk up to my mother and straight up told her to cover her face or he will have her removed from the mall. One time when I was really drunk with my new(at the time) gf I asked her to put her finger in my but hole.... You sick fuck. The american view on masturbation is so distorted I hope you got yourself checked out after that ... ** ** ಠ_ಠ It's worse for me, my university has those energy saving motion detectors that switch the lights off when theres no one in the bathroom, every time I take a shit during an all-nighter I find myself fumbling for the toilet paper in the dark I know right? It's like a pile of money the lego people don't feel like picking up... >They wouldn't let him in the Avengers with such a useless power so now he's pissed. (and looking fabulous) I actually remember a web based article on some pro-feminism website, in which the writer was doing their best to poke holes in the show, and what it stands for. They talked about how the ponies' cutie marks encouraged impressionable pre-teen girls to go out and get tattoos on their butts and act all irresponsible, etc, etc. The same article also talked about how all the ponies without white fur were somehow comparable to African-american slaves. I was wondering why you named a throwaway YEAST_RISER. It all made sense in the end ** ** Maybe I am an idiot, but this is what I leaned today. "The Prius driver will be cited for distracted driving..." Reading most of this thread im a 29 year old guy who has helped quite a few girlfriends play out THEIR rape fantasies... but im immediately suspect of guys that have them themselves. i guess it makes more sense considering his past, but still ... He was smokey bear first. Look at the "frequently bought with" Former enron advisor... User names: CuntyMints Racism is so funny. Did you here the joke about the black guy who went to KFC... With your mom? Why does he still have glasses on after he takes them off? God damn culver's burgers, my kryptonite. Juicy buttery GOODNESS! My fiance just stopped working there this week, no more discounts I also got banned for "using alts." I had logged in to two different computers on the same account TLDR for a post that short? Molotov cocktails... Evidence for that would be a bunch of empty bottles i'm guessing. my only with the whole 9/11 thing is WTC7 - that building imploding was not right or believable and raises too many dismissed and ignored unanswered questions that we're being lied to about this like we are 5-year olds... Dat battery Family Guy. ...you didn't say anything about the tower being on the ground with bugs living underneath it? A fine eulogy for our grandfathers *redditor for 1 day* ש_ש no. You know what else are some 'underrated' games... Mega Man X, The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past, Chrono Trigger, Super Mario World... Most people's definition of a [10] does not accurately describe what I experienced. And like I said, I was smoking like a chimney at the time and had a tolerance like bob marley. I was not expecting what was to follow... Just realized that those are lyrics to "Call Me Maybe". um... no Blame the people that upvoted it. You know, the ones with a sense of humor. Y U NO MAKE SWORD! ლ( ლ) You know who else started out as a pitcher? Rick Ankiel. You're supposed to keep all of those goddamn secrets. Tarantula Hawk.... Fuck man I have to agree! Don't want to be a whining dick about it as we are in Gore after all but I don't do child gore! Wat It only happened once, but I didn't ask if the door was locked only to walk in on the previous class and about 30 of these: Det är ju från reddit/4chan memesen kommer... Dat eighth related video I second this, I actually was using a 1-h crossbow and a quiver for about 7 levels.... Now I need a new user name.... Yes, well, my dog thinks the safest place during a storm is on top of my face. Have you been hanging around those *Team Plasma types* that your Mother warned you about? Hmm...better get that checked. But but...it seems so straightforward...metaphor like god cgreating a great flood and noah had 2 of EVERY animal on his ship? O...that was meant to he literal that isn't trich, trichotillomania is when you pull out your own hair. Mine is a picture of me licking a door At first I was like , but then I saw the username. Meh, Im on Ipad. I turn this thing 180 degrees and... ... Accelerometer wins. That reoccurring theme Of people posting comics about reoccurring themes I'm not sure what's worse. Losing him as your QB or gaining him as a division rival QB Undo/break one lock, all of them come off... People these days. *amice Probably a good idea. My old Husky Kratos was a cat killer. He was in a pen, but the cats were loose in the barn. Didn't think they'd uh ... get near him. They did. Walked in later and found him playing with a cat corpse like it was a football. April 12, 2012 When people choose to watch something called the "history" channel there secretly just hoping its pawn stars... . Just assuming though... ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Indeed Oh god... I renewed my card yesterday while buying max-payne 3. "And you can fax me..." Just keep lil' Theodora away from any geese Says Joseph Stalin... wow 11.45? you must be good at trading knowing down to the nickel Hey, the kid might have enjoyed it. And... that is relevant? what *NSFW* Fax me? Why are you looking there? I don't see the logic as to why you are condemning what I said when this entire post concerns NATO service member protesting a seemingly unjust war and their own involvement in the war. This is awful advice, it's just a game....... Giving your cocaine away is not the best way of doing cocaine Can I get more jpeg Bestfriends with Sarah Palin Oh, thanks bot, I was worried I'd have to do the conversion in my head... Did you see cop's hand? Imagine what's going to happen... Funny, because before I posted that fucking tattoo question, I searched for tattoo in this subreddit and found nothing, I just fail at the fucking Internet, obviously. I'll just lurk from now on. The Internet is variously boring and cruel. 9gag? "zebra dong" I am an approved poster What's up with all the downvotes for OP Televised over a Local Network... Valedictorian just used the phrase YOLO. His funny what? came here to say that. Oh solve the gay and lesbian problem by locking them up and not letting them reproduce? umm... I don't think they're reproducing right now Lol at Eddie, and at his shoes. Hacked by playing online with other people? Good thing it has online only single player! (sorry, couldn't resist) alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = Kill dad and eat him alot = alot = alot = alot = "you need to finish!" "I can't feel my face!" In the name of Hodor, first of his name (and I will never call him by his actual first name ), king of the spoilers, the speculators, and the green-seers, lord of the seven seasons and protector of the sub, we, the wardens of the text bid you rise, Ser Fauster of house Targaryen, lord of these comments and hand of the king. No problem at all, I'm sure there will be more people that want to play. But we will not be called B-Team Alt text is not equivalent to title text. I got my father-in-law a set of these as a gag-gift 5 or 6 years ago. They've been hanging on his truck ever since Oops, excuse me, forgot a letter. Apropos. But thanks for pointing that out. I hate grammatical errors. Definitely warranted the look of disapproval. I don't get what the big deal about the jolly rancher story. ya'll are a bunch of pussies Looking I don't see what was so bad about it. a little gross, but it wasn't that bad Ha! I can't read silly, why do you think I'm on reddit... but really, I agree chemicals are bad... I'm skeptical of the 5.6 Mb Size Who was he gonna pass to? The birth announcement was also in the newspaper the same day my school showed us this analogy. at the two day long "purity conference" all seniors were forced to attend before being allowed to graduate How many times people? You are hurting our cause driving above [2]. Chill y'all. I don't want y'all dead. Um, Mister? Your username annoys the fuck out of me. Green Lantern... Always trying to be original. Looked in the reviews, apparently this comic was posted to 9GAG. Mirror? Access denied. Random box. Nothing suspicious about that. Yes, that is an appropriate use of the CLG.na is already CLG.Prime My name isn't stone. who is she? WHO These kids are our future you guys Ever get a crick in your neck or kink in your back? Sleeping like Fluffy there helps when I get bound up. Nothing like getting this look, , when the family sees me like this...oh, and the occasional passed out in the small chair episodes....can't count the times I've woken up thinking I was in Australia... "and cat" You're not alone. Look at how many Redditors are out there Did you wipe? Fuck yeah!... Err... Wait a minute . Internet Explorer? Really? she's just building up sexual tension with doucher, then at the party this weekend his bros will be chanting "rail her, rail her, rail her" and you know what? they're gonna do it. yeah, If you werent my ex ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Good call… I wouldn't even notice if I lost items If someone read that to me as a kid, here's what I would have taken away from it. "Loving someone gets you killed and somehow, that's a good thing...!? " ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ I never said anything about price That's what the *jews* thought Wow, you beat normal difficulty? The edits make me think he's doing a bit. Up vote from me. >And you "just want to get high"? Chedder Spoiler alert. This video is like a dozen or so clips up. You're almost on the same page for gods sakes... Drop the bass Final Fantasy 15? Fuck I'm getting old!... You wouldn't believe how difficult it is with the toilet roll facing the other way Resurrection has a mana cost . I see you trying to sell your shit on reddit I'm watching you. dayumm! I read it as Saad bhai in a shitty 'moods'? and was all i want in! need to roll a wiz back up, just lost my 4/8 to a lair burst trap yesterday ┌( )┘ In FotS most of the time troops will be clever enough that if another of your units is in the way they won't fire. I found this not always to be the case when one of my ships fired its broadside point blank into the side of another vessel, setting off a chain reaction of explosions that destroyed half of my fleet FUCK YOU I GOT MAGIC! 〜( )ﾉ ~(((怨 Like shit. I knew some dudes who used to willingly drink it. "It's like a fine marijuana tea" they would say. No dude, it's not. It's bong water. You tricked me kinda a weird question since it requires you to login through your account to play Complaint about Howard Stern content on r/howardstern? > °o( ... what the fuck am I doing with my life?) For sure. I used to answer questions on allexperts.com and literally all the questions were from young kids asking "why are my hamsters fighting" and "why does my hamster never want to play with me". Oh my god these people are utter idiots. I hope they all ate their hats! Don't see Dragon's Dogma, but yet they randomly have WoW. No sexy pregnant balphagore, no care. dude, you cray cray Yes, discourage healthy exploration! no and nobody ever will. EVER... female friends of mine go crazy with excitement at the mention of Primark Had someone ask me if I was getting that 'New game minecraft for the xbox' your username.. What is that cheese doing there...? You divided by zero, didn't you. Sears... your face sounds horrible I read 'thank' first... well why the fuck there is bf3 for xbox there? Oh great! Now that someone has thought of this, and published it, TSA is going to set up in the "Cell Phone Parking Lots" and only allow 10 or so through at a time..... Greeeeeaaat..... Not before it hits you Um, more importantly he's also her **uncle**. I just remembered how scared Marius was in the cinematics. How he was so shaken from watching the wanderer turn into the Lord of Terror! I think it's the act 4 one. "What I saw then, was not ment for mortal eyes" Now that is physiological terror and it's captured so well! Nothing in D3 comes close. Even when Diablo rants his one liners while you fight him, almost as if he is trying to convince you of how scared you should feel of his "terror", it does not work, not for me. What I really love about D3 is how well the artwork fits it all. It's not as gloomy but to be perfectly honest here, a horror game does not have to be dark all the time to be scary. It's good story writing to have different moods mixed in to enhance the main one. Silent Hill 2 did this very well. But D3 messed it all up with bad dialogues and the constant spoon feeding of information from all over the place. But at least it looks good, right? Imi aminteste de prima traducere in romana a Azureus: *Mergi la șuvoaiele mele* MFW I'm terrified of bugs and see this The better question is why isn't cheese everywhere? * * ** ** Over reaction much? It's begun. It looks like a bat like baseball bat not bat as in batman invade you're having one of those days... And it's a compliment XD One of my christian friends actually posted this on facebook For those worried about FPS, if my old computer running Windows 98 could handle this on every structure in Command & Conquer games I think LoL will be alright I'm 5'8" with long legs and 40 inch hips. I don't need heels Oh, how weird. Not even an hour ago I saw a documentary talking about this and saying this exact same line. Um... Isn't the whole point of libertarianism that the state shouldn't limit the rights of citizens? an mri for sickness? from spain? hell maybe thats true but a with it You're that guy, aren't you? Spike. Don't tell me you stole something 3 months and 212,000 comment karma? ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Meh . Symbian games have better animation than this WHY would he put that on before you went to sleep I think you live in a different Canada... Queue the "I don't want to live on this planet anymore" pic. Seriously what the fuck I would like to get back to the subject at hand if we could... About said asteroid... What the fuck? Am I missing something here? You're right, it was Max Payne 3 and people illegally downloading Tenacious D's new album at midnight Reddit doesn't give medical advice. Vitiligo. Buddy has it, not just on his arms but also on his hands, feet, and, don't ask why I know this, on his dick. He tells chicks it looks like a twist cone ლ( ლ) Isn't this how Ted Kaczynski started? Seriously? Dammit man... You know I don't speak Spanish! Next, the Mongolians will send a statue of Genghis Khan to be mounted on the great wall I like how the guy yelling and screaming about lawsuites says hes a peaceful guy Dat username Awe what a good mommy she is! ړײ To bad the same cant be said about so many humans I know! Fuck... So did I. Maybe you didn't care when Ophelia died, but it sure freaked the hell out of me. Every time I go into certain stores like SAMs club for instance and see posters of kids being abducted, missing etc.I keep coming to the same conclusion that govt. officials are the culprits. Modern day Franklin coverup? I am not the most Internet savvy guy but with these new Internet laws they keep trying to inact, one would think its for the govt to hide or continue to perpetuate their shenanigans.Who else has more access to cars,planes,boats,medical files,addresses freely and can cover all of their tracks.My wife thinks i am nuts about my theory and says but,but they religous people..And i remind her they don't believe in shit other than creating wealth for centuries.Hopefully these fuckers get castrated/rant over Wow, you're so witty. Still, if you just now saw it... I hate seeing people who don't have cover art. You have a beautiful high-density display, and you're going to leave the artwork out? And miss out on one of the coolest parts of physical albums? Who the fuck is this guy that keeps posting the character in the backpack and fancy sword. I don't care about your mods Xbox rage. The memories I still like men That's just porn I never said it doesn't happen, but it's fucking conspiracy theorist level of idiocy to think they are trying to steal WoWs player base with a game that's not comparable at all, it just makes no sense. It's a naive, childish view that stems from entitlement that the game isn't exactly how you want it to be. Millions of people are loving D3 right now, but you're right, they did it wrong. I DON'T see what you did there "I run a bit of Nova". It's the Covenant!!! So it has begun. TIL, I want to work for UPS ... Funny Junk How is one side dark and the other bright... Sounds fun. Dude. That's a really *creative* show. My band director is naming our show "Latin!". Hey, wanna see some great caricatures???... No. Why would you think that !? Tomatoes I love that the second billboard makes it look like it says Don't Mess with the Internet LAMAR! Related, but worse: stopping your truck in the road to talk with your friend, who is stopped in the other lane to talk to you, thereby blocking all traffic. Upvotes-> sees first comment-> downvotes thank you for informing me. Pregnant, it was ordered by the former dictator Holy fucknuggets I just realized who wrote this . Ladies and gentle man, the definition of butterface Then why did you have a bra and panties in your walk in closet? I'm in the same situation. I came out to my parents about a half a year ago now. They seemed cool with it, they don't treat me any differently or anything. However, it seems kinda like they've just chosen to ignore what I told then after that first night. Never said anything after that. I guess it's good that literally **nothing** has changed, but at the same time I feel like I was kind of hoping for some kind of change. Eh, whatever I suppose... I still feel uncomfortable dating maybe it's the atmosphere, probably just my general upbringing though. I'll probably end up having to ask my mom for permission to start dating at 20 years old, ha ha... I hate myself. My first reaction when I saw this myself a couple of hours ago . Dead mean don't count. Dead men don't get pranked. And we thought the enfield was asking for it Yes, dear god my wife just about walked in on that one Yes, and fun to set on fire Unless this was a copy and paste job, it is still a nicely done picture. However, I refuse to downvote or upvote based on the fact that I am just not sure. I will join you in your ing. If only there were an emoticon to convey my facial expression when I read this. Oh wait, there is: That better not be an actual spoiler in the comments on the video Oh hey I see Randolph Without reading the title first, I thought it was someone sky diving.... That is my exact list of favorite shows besides once upon a time TL;DR: Read the thing 802.11b? Especially given how rare they are... I've found a total of two from normal to act 1 inferno and 1 of them wasn't even wearable... The other was only good for a couple levels. Your first submission is a "Fixed". 凸 ( )  凸 May 22nd is my birthday, too. Yeah, Arya, Tyrion, Bran, and Danarys are such underdeveloped characters, I wish they had some better characterization. Wait, why are you taking pictures of little girls jumping on the trampoline? The real question is how can a meal consisting of a brownie, baked potato with cheese, macaroni salad, tomato slices and carrot shreddings have a 9/10 health rating. The 570th waffle would know. I-i don't know what to say. You really think that there are actual tomatoes at a Papa Johns? Please save that child from its parents. Lawd all mighty! I read the damn post Nikon. I forgot I had my speakers turned up a bit, and my dog is extremely displeased at the moment (1:30 am while he is sleeping next to me). That from a miniature schnauzer can induce some serious guilt. If you did what Pittman did at, say, a bar or as a fan at a sporting event you would be arrested. after all that work, you painted it? You are spot on. They really love to gipped people off. Hell, I got a thai tea and 2/3 of the drink was just ice . wrong avatar Yea man looking at naked people is totally shameful. Ha ha. Oh look you have a tacky 'lolrandum xD' username with buttplug in it. I can't wait for someone to make a cutesy joke about it. Or maybe even just a " ". It will be so original and not circlejerky. So AH is the problem? You're lucky, much first random was r/spacedicks. By all that is holy not another "athIEst" HD has 3/10 knowledge and Husky has 7/10 ? Wow, you're right. He even claims at one point that nylon *doesn't* emit fumes; what an idiot Do you sit in the shadows, cock in hand, waiting for me to post? apps not trying to be a jerk here but that's a really awesome thing that she did... just saying... Quick! Buy/Spend RP on Darius before the next patch. Something you wanna get off your chest there 'TastyBoy'? My first ever game of ranked. I normally AD or Support, but can play AP mid. I was forced into AP because of a premade, even though I had 2nd pick. I did it just to keep them quiet. I said I'd take Karthus but to ban Malzahar. Instead of the Malz ban, we get a Karthus ban...along with a Twitch ban and a Caitlyn ban. You should know. FENCHED? Not sure if wrong link or this is the joke........ Metrosexual? why is that link purple Bioshock Converted your username, wish I hadn't. Your username Orakpo's voice "Deyyy go" which he is allowed to spew....... One does not simply eat flour-tortilla tacos, the flour tortillas are only for burritos, carne asada, quesadillas, huevo, machaca and quesatacos. Oh God, the mental image Why did the devs include them in v1.0 anyway? > Prices are flexible and especially so if you buy lots of stuff. I'm not too fussed about 1 or 2 scrap on a 6 ref hat, for instance. Doesn't mean I'll go 2 scrap lower on a 2.5 scrap weapon though. Link requires an invite I up voted untill I saw the 9gag watermark. 'anti-folk'? But a piece of lettuce in front of both heads and observe which way they go being an elected official does not take away your first amendment rights Your username gives it away, man... You... You got *into* him? Why would you google that? ಠ_ಠ ...There's a line you just crossed and now I'm uncomfortable... it looks good, but not good enough to upvote me? *sniffles* ლ( ლ) That car is in park I know I'm commiting a NoSleep sin by doing this but I'm almost ready to call BS. It is WAY too similar to the story mentioned already, the OP has already admitted this story was "inspired" by the other one which means its blatantly fiction. I won't even go into all of the spelling and grammatical mistakes. If you're going to be "inspired" by another story, that's great. But don't just make a remake, changing a few details and adding a "twist". It's almost insulting to me (the reader) and I could only imagine it would be insulting to the author as well. I'm sorry if this came off bitchy but it's things like this that take away from the awesomeness of NoSleep...oh wait someone's tapping me on the shoulder... I'm not in to bondage. [](/b17) Minty Candy... Really? THAT COULD BE SO MANY DIFFERENT THINGS! i saw that too First I thought you were drinking cocktails with breakfast like a classy motherfucker. Then I saw it was just sparkling water and I was all . >...and no, going BOO! while opening an umbrella won't make me fall over. > I don't get why OP didn't just link the video in the first place Mind_Virus again? You may have replied to the wrong post, but now I'm imaging Electrode and Magneton getting together and making a GlaDOS. So thanks for that. Me too! It's almost as if they planned it that way. The only two posts I saw in this thread from you both contained I am in Pittsburgh, if that helps Ahri doesnt have a nose Green Lantern I thought being professional meant doing it for a living .. Fair enough. I see people's ideas for 'reddit flags' pop up all the time and don't mind running a contest to show them off. Hell, it's my money that's being used to print and ship them to the winners (who, for the most part, have not shared pictures of the flags they've received ) - so it's not like other people are paying for it. $ 1.99 isn't free This would be easier if I didn't always have 300+ ping whenever I play, and constantly get hit by enemies/attacks that were nowhere fucking near me. When I'm playing SINGLE PLAYER [*ಠ_ಠ* **ಠ_ಠ** *^ಠ_ಠ* **^ಠ_ಠ** *^^ಠ_ಠ* **^^ಠ_ಠ** *^^^ಠ_ಠ* **^^^ **](//#couragewolf) [*^^^ಠ_ಠ* **^^^ಠ_ಠ** *^^ಠ_ಠ* **^^ಠ_ಠ** *^ಠ_ಠ* **^ಠ_ಠ** *ಠ_ಠ* ** **](//#couragewolf) A violation to human rights? you lose your human rights when you decide to (repeatedly ) rape a human, let alone children, IMHO. I don't feel for those guys. You mustn't have suffered the months of ""Fermanagh" "Memes"" and ""Tyrone" "Memes"" pages (Counties I live near for example) with memes being misused every time I've cut 10lbs in two days. Only until now have I noticed that there's no reason for me to pronounce an R in the *Brah* part..... fuck you, now i'm stuck WHY?! ლ( ლ) no offense, but > You're saying that that entire segment, which you agree with me is a contiguous whole set of laws, is about moral general laws, except for the one in the middle that isn't. That's an awfully funny place to toss in a stray idolatry prohibition, don't you think? 3:57 Burst out laughing it was also a compliment saying that your a funny individual Fucking Yalp. **SO WILD** Pasted the eyes into a keyboard shortcut. So I type deyes and it changes it to . See, Reddit?! This is why we can't have nice things. Owling was replaced with Batman'ing and that was replaced with nobody cares .. Christian High School... Boy I went to a super Christian, cult-like school from 7th to 9th grade. The health teacher told us that any time semen entered the bloodstream, you'd be infected with HIV. And that the rectum tore more easily than the vagina and that was why so many gay men were HIV positive. Why are you driving??? Bull here... What's good Awesome, cept for those teeth > And that the rectum tore more easily than the vagina and that was why so many gay men were HIV positive. Thank Jesus for the guy inciting physical violence. You can totally see his "THING" through his pants I've only seen one post from you in this thread and it contained not one ಠ_ಠ but two 's. Last weekend I spent my quarter century watching TV and drinking vodka. Did he pull a wank before he passed out? It goes both ways though. As one of 10 white kids in my school, I'm not automatically racist. Stop calling me racist. Right? The guy in the back? Unreal... checking out the ass of the girl behind Deuce Bigalow..... IN FACT , The first to do it was Mitch from Baywatch on Season 6 episode 16 (Free fall) ... ... ... I have to admit I laughed at the unexpected turn your comment took but still... Either that or you want the tickets to see gay ass one direction. I swear I have seen you everywhere on reddit comments Two nights ago, I was brushing my teeth, and I leaned over the sink to spit and one of these fell out of my hair. I promptly flipped the fuck out. The look on the white guy's face is priceless Fucking ouch indeed! Was Shaq raping some guy at the beginning of that video? That's not even a BMW Yup...home sweet home Bloody Knuckles Bacne is a curse. My wife _likes_ to pop mine haha lucky kid!!! my parents never took me to their workplace, and on occasion have pretended I wasn't related to them. it would be a continuous stream of me making this face. Not one of those things I like to search for Oh, how traumatic. * * I was playing soccer as the goalkeeper when I had 15 yo and after I catched a low ball my friend came rushing and accidantly kicked my in the eye. I felt so much pain, and different from all other pains I felt before this one wasn't going away fast enough. I started to roll on the ground with pain and my friends didn't realize I was seriously injured, so they all jumped on me and made a human pile... . After that I shouted the loudest scream of my life and then they realized it was bad. I had to make laser surgery afterwards to avoid my retina to detach and during the surgery it was like looking directly at a sun 100 times brighter than ours and being unable to close the eye. Fortunately after that I was almost 100% fine, sometimes I notice some black spots in my vision but most of the time I barely notice it when I'm looking normally at things. It wouldn't be surprising at all to come across some lax boys (obviously, now traders) who play games similar to this. Except it involves dead hookers. It always involves dead hookers with them Super Taskbar at the top. First world problem due to 2rd world incompetence. Lookin at you China This is a $0.50 logo if anything...i think i need to be charging more for my own logos Bolt I know!! There's a bar by my girlfriends school that plays the games and they go wild! They also have a beer pong table there, you can't swat balls on a bounce Because this is internet and is full of wrong people That smoking marijuana would kill all my brain cells, give me cancer, and lead me to heroin or meth. And that alcohol was a better choice because it was legal. witnessing a nurse telling a mother her son had died in the ICU... nope didn't like it R/shinypokemon That kind of control is the change we all believed in. If you would be so kind and stop ignoring my math, thank you. "Steamy?" One of my pet peeves Looks pretty proper, sort of similar to the ones that Fatburger's sell, which in my opinion sells the best fast food onion rings. Very thin batter with freshly cut onions as oppose to pre-made factory shipped ones that contains way too much batter wrapped around previously frozen onions that have no integrity ( @ Burger King). alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = And for extraordinarily original humor, too! What a truly innovative joke, did not see that coming amiright upvote if agree seems legit the narwhal bacons screw this shit. Reddit has reached /r/metacirclejerk by now. alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = The same to you. Only one girl at my store knows what reddit is, but only because she's a 4chaner It's depressing at my job So racial abuse and violent conduct are seen as the same severity by the FA? Makes sense Of course it's in a Wal-Mart.. ಠ_ಠ WALL OF REQUESTS No credit to the OP? That's just wrong I was going to upvote you, but I want to keep your post at 360 upvotes. I wasn't able to give you an upvote. I thought it was I.. This does NOT fit my mental image of you. At all. We tried that with 'Oh, You!' and reddit decided to go on and pile drive it to the ground Godspeed. nobody in the driveway I have 1 (crappy, even by d3 standards) unique after 60+ hours. It dropped in a2 normal prisonplanet? On my /r/japan? I second this notion. I did There is..no joke. Perfect match The Toowong cemetery the mouth of is transparent in the link :o I can't tell if this is racist or not..? *I would still milk it for everything it's worth.* Which one is OP Dat ass I was at a restaurant in NYC and some Brooklyn (does that matter) was being a prick to the waiter because got ice in his coke... imagine in a stereotypical Brooklyn accent, the kid saying, "I said no ice!" weren't you the one that posted it? His name is really *"Michael Moorcock"?* >Also, just checked iTunes, $2.49 / track now I understand she is a amazing women. But Meh...a lil much for me. D3 ftw plz. **Pinkie Cream** I was still told the dancing to death in glowing hot glass shoes story ... That was NOT the first time I have seen this My ex-girlfriend once asked if a military jet flying overhead was going light speed. Oh, well, if that's all it is.... Nice ! don't screw it Los MANPADS son armas anti-aéreas, los de Reporte Índigo dicen que fue con un RPG-7. The nightly banging of pots and pans in quiet residential neighborhoods certainly doesn't help, either. Fuck *casseroles en cours*. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Please do not down vote satire of this calibre. There is no way a human being could be this stupid. 1. That's not exactly a bad-ass why to deal with them, you're just lowering yourself to their standard . Goddamnit why does this crap keep getting up voted. I don't want to live on this planet anymore. How many times can an "intellectual" fool claim that the US is a democracy? Surprisingly enough he doesn't believe in Bigfoot. I made a joke about "it" one time and he said something about Bigfoot not being real. A teacher I had in high school once told a story about disposing of his Christmas tree, lights and all, by throwing it in a to a river. A classmate piped up and asked how he managed to do that without getting electrocuted. The whole class just stared at her FWIW, I live in West Virginia, and here we hear about people that didn't even realize that we have our own state. They hear, west Virginia, "is that close to Richmond"... > That's not exactly a bad-ass why to deal with them, you're just lowering yourself to their standard . You have a bunch of sheep over there Amumu Yeah because Orton was playing SO WELL before Tebow came along... And this one is legal? I'm a redhead (Ginger, if you'd prefer ) that's what I thought livememe? Am I the only one that hates this hero with a passion...RNG is quite possibly the dumbest mechanic to create a hero around Don't tell me that means you like nu-metal *This is not a scientific poll. nice try tylenol advertisement team... I see ... Watch it.. Dear God!!! I'm looking at you, route 3. When my phone reset itself and I needed to remove and readd a new one it took 5 minutes and one of the cdkeys from my wotlk box to get it removed via phone support. It's true, but you shouldn't say it Where have you been all of this time? How do you strap a lock to your ass What, when they were all 7 years old? How right you are. I just did some random subreddit browsing and ended up in /r/mouthfarts. Abstinence is the only sure contraception. That's like saying to not get fat don't eat In third grade we were introduced to the concept of infinity. I don't remember the particulars, but one example of infinity my teacher gave was "the number of cars on earth". 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I'll join :) Hell, even I'd give you the for doing things like that.. why are you looking at me like that jim There was a feature for the Karkand expansion of BF3 that was listed as "Extended Persistence" - being an old school gamer I thought, huh, what's that? Turns out it means more things which you have to unlock to use, which is apparently something that belongs on a feature list now All the champs that felt slightly underpowered suddenly getting nerfed. I arranged them myself Engaged? 17? Small town? [*More like Lolgically_ಠ_ಠ* **ಠ_ಠ** ~~ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ~~ `BRAV`](//#iphone) "Dark Vador" Burger TIL " " isn't supposed to be made of squares. You know he was largely responsible for the housing market crash, right? 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It's a dick on his face, it's porn aka NSFW dickhead Oh. Okay. Heh. I knew that.. Do you even understand what the fuck a police state is? >This item is not compatible with your device really? You got that, from that photo? The Angels are not in L.A. x x How is that only 'possibly' NSFW My mother. Haha I bet no one visited this page since the 90's. Last updated May 2012 How in the actual fuck is that funny ? I'm sorry but I really have to judge you on the cupcake part. I mean seriously CUP-CAKES Irrelevant Username Where the fuck did you think they would get their water from. All of the desert temples I have been to have had wells near them Unfortunately, some subreddts' custom styles break that behavior, relinking the logo to the subreddit. I looked at your username praying your username would give us insight but nope . Just curious how old were you when this piss on my face idea was born? Is he referring to Jimmy Java She's not a monster, she's a gentle creature. 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Then the grumpy old fighty Chinese lady sneaking apples and tomatoes in - fine the bitch. How did she get off by not ticking the box and then pretending she needed the vitamin c. hen throws the stuff at staff. Gets off free - WTF. The old grumpy guy sneaking lollies in and says it isn't food and says "2nd time".. "same thing happened 6 years ago". Slow learner? Also yelling out "I'm sick -Can't bloody breath" yet is getting worked up and yelling somehow. Also complaining about the queue - yet holds up the fucking queue being a toolbag. I've been in this country long enough to know that those teeth are not native to the great isle of Britain. Choose your language: American Flag Even the UN put out a report showing the massive increase in Opium production after 2001. That is very suggestive... I lol'd Yeah I knew it too. You... Love swimming? She's, like, 8. 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Never said it was real....just a huge ring. Thug life temporary tattoos . but my fist covers it SPD cleats on road shoes? Dude, jaywalking? Serrriously? That's fucked. You know what happened to that money... It didn't let me see, since I'm 17 years old Thank you a lot 4 chan told me to delete system 32. what the actual fuck. Waht. I wonder if this as been reposted 100 times yet. You said a swear. You said the *F* word. *Awwwwmmmmmm....* "get's" Thanks for your kind and honest comments. At this point I don't even know I'd this girl will even date me as I already turned her down because of the reasons I mentioned. She wasn't pleased as we had developed a good friendship for a good year and I think she felt I led her on. I guess I did but really I hoped I could be strong enough to take the plunge when the time comes. She still really wanted to remain friends (not sure why as I'm sure she thought I was completely nuts) and we have been friends since. My apprehension is how my former in laws are going to take it. I have a long history with them as they helped me immensely when caring for my wife. I had mentioned my dilemma to them a year ago and they for one were not pleased, asked me why I didn't go to meetings and were annoyed with my answers and offered such wise advice such as "go back to meetings and in a couple years maybe someone will get divorced and you can marry them" . I was not impressed with the utter lack of empathy as my twenties essentially consisted of caring for her ailing sister (for which I have no regrets just saying I gave up a lot and was hoping they would understand me wanting to live a happy life for a change). Meanwhile they are lukewarm JWs at best always in pursuit of social acceptance and money. Then I think of all the friendships and how complicated this is going to get. Thanks again for you comments, it helps a lot. Ahh dude. I was gonna buy a fat delicious burrito from the amazing place next to my work place once I got off of work today, but then I went straight home instead because I figured I wasn't that hungry. Didn't think ahead. Now at an [8] and after seeing this I am deeply regretting that decision cat: you macro like a bronze leaguer ### One of my ex-boyfriends has a 3rd nipple in that exact same spot. So active at a 5! put this on the notepad. I just punched my itouch... Not working For a reply. I will ಠ_ಠ to your Thanks, now I can't sleep. That's just silly talk. Shit is serious man. The cat could of starved during the time of its struggle and the poor thing hit its head too I don't know, the +STR is pretty worthy... Released April '05 Agreed. Des moins really wasn't too bad the few times ive been. Unless your only method of transportation is a bike Ah okay, that slightly mitigates my irrational hatred toward blizzard even though my beloved steam works much the same way. Brain y u no logical. ლ( ლ) Who has $100 to spend on a dress the kid is going to grow out of in two weeks anyway Until you meet the edge of the pool with your face. That's a great image. "Yeah, I bet you like brushing those teeth you filthy plaque-whore." I just registered for this, because I just did the exact same thing. Now my rage knows no bonds. At least I am not the only one! "Whut, what does that say? Red What?" ಠ_ಠ at least you didn't make a mess. Yeah, $200,000 to port the game to TWO other platforms sounds really money hungry... > Yeah, you know it's bad when andrew bogut makes a turn around fade away 3 at the buzzer Hunger Games... If I did **not** like Twilight, why would I like a poorly disguised version of it? Redbaron and the hat person didn't realize it until someone in chat box told them once more... After knowing that...they seem to be indifferent about that too >You don't get how connecting masculinity to men is hetero and cisnormative? De asemenea, are telefon cu camera de 4 MP, merge in Vama Veche si este activ in subredditul /r/manele. What does that market share tell? That there are 3 major iPhone models, and hundreds of Androids. Why were you hard in the first place? Hello skynet Luggage on the floor while sitting by the emergency exit Looks like i need hulu French It's.. It's in Sparta I don't often use this but you were just trying to intimidate me with the gun weren't you Eau Claire is North West Wisconsin. I'm confused.. I was watching his stream and he said the exact same thing while playing Darius but here he is just looking at the launcher ಠ ಠ Sure. It's the 'eating' we need to worry about. I've never heard of this.. Glass is a liquid? To be fair it is called Brownsville because it was founded by the Browns. Not because we're all brown. I actually live a couple towns over. I'm Hispanic too but everyone thinks I'm white. Went to Arkansas to visit my family and "Oh my God you're so Mexican!" TIL: The Church doesn't pay taxes. Dude she's like 16 Like OSX which falls first in PWN2OWN regularly? It's cretin, you lizard. A scientist out in the real world. Moosehunters? I could only reach with " ". But pot *is* harmless... my dick is rock hard and can stab people to death at this point Brought to you by "Fart Inhaler"? Atheism is not believing in a higher power. I misread this as "I was caught fucking chocolate chips on fire in a microwave once" Be there or be a whore! This... gravel... Two words: Samsung Kies. Joke's on you. We already eat our mascot during every game. WHO THOUGHT TURKEY LEGS WERE A GOOD IDEA?! But I really do not have hidden motives whatsover They had a jury trial over a seatbelt violation? Dafuq? Oh god look at her skin flap in the wind... Did you just want us to zoom in on her crotch area to be sorely disappointed Easy mac >Yes because Aucoin the 40 y/o and ekmanlarson the 20 y/o is so much better than Coburn, Carle, or Mez A good friend recently tried to tell me about chemtrails, and I had to explain for 20 minutes that planes have been leaving contrails for decades. He's a mechanical engineer and works for a company that builds aircraft You're right, we should totally ignore people who are getting abused and beaten up. Obviously they're handling it fine and in their own way. Dirty feet.. And you're an ass. Carlton? ..................fucking spacedicks................ >And your an ass. You must be proud... Don't even bother calling Dianne Feinstein (d-CA). I once wrote her an email asking her legalize marijuana, and she sent me a letter about the damage that drug use causes to a community. Also "arms, feet, and a torso". I would not want to find any of those. With mine you can only ice a cupcake Just prepare for massive amounts of and focused hate if you use it in multiplayer. ,l,,_( ) ,l,,_( ) You ruthless bastard. Yeah, they have a snail mail address in the Contact Us section. Hopefully they don't have an automated response for that. You'd have to have a hole in your seat I think more customization options are a good thing. It's not like we have to choose between stopping power and jugernaught And many think she got what she deserved and is not suffering more in hell, too. God is love and what not. I'm not going to say that you're a bit 'up there' for Facebook... But.. I always thought I'd go with epidural but after reading about all the bad sides of it (not feeling the need to push, baby might have problems breathing at first, missing the possibility to breastfeed right after birth if the baby's "out of it"... etc.), I'm not that sure anymore if epidural's worth it. But I'm also laking the confidence of copeing with the pain. The situation is a total mindfuck *Hey!* ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I was hanging out with two of my friends. One of them made some badass steak and was going to town on it. About halfway through it he took too large of a bite and started to choke. He stood up, pointed to his throat and I asked him if he was choking. He shook his head so I turned him around and started the Heimlich maneuver. It took a few attempts but the piece of steak popped out of his throat and across the room. He was a bit shaken up no did alright. After we sat back down the other guy told me "dude, you were totally doing that wrong". I wasn't and he just sat there with his mouth open the entire time. What the effing eff did I just read. That is incredibly sad. The Klan never went anywhere. Would you consider the mouth to be natural? $50 says you're secretly the angry cousin that's mad about not seeing his junk.... So Nick Fury is black, Obama is black... "Obama would definitely be Nick Fury". Yeah, me too. I walk around hitting on all my friends girlfriends, and if they say no, I'm just testing their dedication... #### ### ####ಠ_ಠ ###ಠ_ಠ ####ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ###ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ Update: I just updated to the newest version of Pulp and it deleted ALL of my rss feeds! Now I'm forced to input all of them manually. I went from loving this app to hating it in a matter of hours. It's not just old people that gets cancer Do you think they just walked around the maternity ward until they found a baby that matched? It -was- Green Lantern...in my defense I was hoping it would get better.... I mean where wud Reddit be without grammar trolls. What are you looking to trade for th... wait a minute.. ####ಠ_ಠ chugga ಠ_ಠ chugga ಠ_ಠ Choo ಠ_ಠ choo *"...then it turns back again, when you tug on it's wi-"* (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ Who broke my favorite webcomic!? RES is broken and I'm not excited about the image that came up for me. Wow... . I don't even want to know how they got his head in there. If you're going to repost at least change the imgur title Uh... Is it just me, or does a MLP rule 34 pic come up instead of a battlestation? What the fuck? Really? The picture you reposted is still on the front page. "Don't put those in your ass, they're worth money." How about [ ]? omg Bangkok ಠ_ಠsloth So jealous! Couldn't care less I got a picture of a cartoonish female dragon with her rump toward the screen and her lady parts exposed. Oh he does... deep down inside he does... he may lie to himself... but he knows it is true. NO human can hate fried chicken, watermelon or grape drink... Ahem leftys jack off too Trolling I'm just saying that it doesn't say what settings gets 60 fps . My setup is the exact one they say should play at 60 fps and I'm not expecting to be able to play with AA. That doesn't change the fact that "60 fps at 1080p" is still relatively vague. OP I am disappoint! I was really expecting something a bit more interesting based on the title. yeah i'm with zaphod on this one... > It just shocks me how casual some people are about it. Ms. Fancy Pants is unamused. As knigloo65 said - tiny rabies :D err.. i mean, tiny rabies So the 60's hippies voted in Ronald Reagan... Um, yeah that sounds plausible. WHO THE HECK DOESN'T LIKE FRIED CHICKEN, WATERMELON, OR GRAPE DRINK, IT'S DELICIOUS!!!!! Did you delete your profile so soon :(? The link tells me you don't exist and to go try Quickmatch wait... is this why guys always seem to want to hug me? Finn + Jake = Fake You'll like Tron: Legacy, just look out for the uncanny valley nature of "young" Jeff Bridges. About Witless Protection... . WE ONLY NEED 13 XP FOR THAT GOLD CLAN TAG So are there 2 of you or 3 of you? So confused. You said you're 14 in this post, that the post about being 15 is 4 months old. What's this doing in the Lego subreddit? I'm sorry but why is a general computer build on the front page? Yes it's related but it's a normal thing. I'm gonna get downvoted but this is one of those I find on Reddit and wonder why? I do not understand this logic. At my high school if your GPA was over a certain threshold you could get away with anything. My sister skipped school for nearly a whole month and no one noticed until my mom called the school councilor. How could I forget towel day was just the other day too. Sawed off gnasher only? ###` ` ### ಠ_ಠ Dear God People these days... that's actually happened to me before but not in such an insane case lol. ^^^^^^ I don't think the size of the subreddit is as important as whether or not it's a default and the style of moderation. The burden of the default is that it receives an unfortunate amount of users who are brand new to Reddit and probably have no idea what is going on. The style of moderation also plays a big role especially in a default. Take /r/atheism for example. Of the defaults I think it is safe to say that /r/atheism receives the most amount of complaints as far as content quality goes. Compare that with the amount of complains that /r/pics or /f/funny gets and you can start to see a trend. Both of those subreddits are defaults with clear rules and active moderation (which is not to say all moderators are active ). This post has more votes than the website. Because you're not mature enough to handle it on your own and she loves you *AHEM* Crawdaunt is a WAY better than anorith for Larry. Larry and crawdaunt are both the same color, both fierce, both *lobsters*. And sandy isn't a weasel went on the comment section just to confirm this The packers had it worse, surprisingly. There wasn't a single offensive highlight and there were about 4-5 clips of the defense getting embarrassed. Oh, and some clips of linemen getting kicked and a couple fights getting started. I was expecting something.. Else. The fuck is that link even I have no problem with little girls dying, but a dog? Someones getting fired for that typo My first name is only one letter long. Someone else on a community of millions had the same mundane thought as me... MFW Kinder eggs How could you not find it on the Internet? Just Google it and it comes up all over the place Is it just me, or is Jefferson giving us a look of disapproval? Lemme guess. Waiting for Torchlight? Olololololololololololololololololololol ಠ_ಠ I've been wondering ever since i saw my first (that was copy+pasted) how you do Unicode. How do you do Unicode? Novelty account? No. "SRS." You are the chosen one. Get in the van Do I even want to know what that means? Not in small town Minnesota. At least not in the town I went to college in. Can't find anything much better than wonderbread . Then you need to buy a bread stone and make your own. It's been over 48 hours, no code. i thought nunu can feast champions I'm remembering *all* your names ლ( ლ) r/wtf is the subreddit you're looking for The one thing keeping me away from those Henrys is the brass. I'd have that scuffed and ruined way too fast, being the total klutz I am. Some would say *too* intelligent. Why are you posting this during summer? I already have to be back at UNL in a week for summer classes anyway The day we judge society based on what 12year old boys say or think is the day we surpass all low expectations. This is stupid, even for a troll. Like this: I always thought it was a joke when people said she had a penis. No joke. Laughter stiffled by You're quite helpful, considering that you'd readily downvote my mom! ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Nice choice of web browser you have there. Dayum! Came to post EXACTLY that. Upboat for you. No originality for me. The deadly penis crank Then what are those puppies sucking on? Yeah, the living heart tissue out of bread was what really made me You're not fat! You're just a pink, little, nin... Oh, God. Melatonin doesn't do anything.... Think my brain is messed or something Anal splay? How do people let their stuff get this way... One of us is lying because there is only one FemAnon Wait, the name of the company is based on a grammatical error? That happens to me all the time in 12w21b. Whenever I put Large Biomes on a new map, I'm on a tiny slab of ground in the middle of the ocean. Yes He has really pink nipples gigawatts per hour? If by most you mean around 15-20%, then yes most of us are gay First line... "In this world, nuttin' doesn't come for free" I'm a guy and even I want answers too, since I've seen other similar posts. Why are you scaring all the normal women away from OKC creepy dudes? Widescreen. "Men M stödjer ju den svenska modellen!" Ok so I would like to participate. I can send you mixes or I have like 25 loaded on my site I think you can link to. How complicated is it to set up a station? I went to www.listen2myradio.com but quickly got confused with the MySQL and the $300 broadcast software. Am I missing something? I would like to be able to stream my mixes someday Congratulations but this... (end sentence[GAP]exclamation point) I mean, come on... FistyMcButtpuncher.. No idea why that didn't take my formatting. Yes, because there are women, who aren't in kitchens holy crap never knew that This site was never cool as far as I'm aware, Adicting isn't even a word (Yes I do know the site, it just sucks.) Yes, we should always cut chunks of skin off of babies to make things easier for nurses. That makes perfect sense. You watched porn when you were six? "Mr Lube" ... >** ** *There That's wha... Never mind I wish I never seen this thread now This also means that 3/4 of people who commit suicide are sober How are they boxed now, a generous 4 to a box? I feel like there should be a picture I said irony. More like you couldn't say it yourself You're talking about the flash version of the game... Right? That fish in the movie so how did u know her exactly, Why do people insist on correlating everything with god?  It makes you sad that a comment which in no way contributes to the topic is down voted? I'm going to take a wild guess that you've never bothered to read the Reddiquette... Kennen with Doran's ring start That face...oh mah god I wanna hug it! What, to convert the lava? That's hot. I hate bunting just give them the out. So rarely do they work. Ebola pie.... That's unreal . People these days... Yeah, ಠ_ಠ indeed. I went in there looking for the sandalwood Proraso, and was super to see it was only in the canned foam. It gives me hope that I'll find it elsewhere though. No just stop Please...really? IS HE HAVING SEX WITH A CAT?!?! My god. Guy reached out the window and hit the electric wires with a curtain rod. No idea why someone would do this. When you take a big shock like that, there is an entrance wound where you make contact, and an exit wound where the charge returns to earth. Usually this is on the patient's feet, unless of course, in leaning out the window your junk was in contact with the windowsill. Sounds like me Hairy arms A nice dodgy area for a bike thief to go undeterred Me too... NO! I don't get why this video hasn't received more love on here (then again, this *is* the subreddit where console users downvote PC players for talking about mods... ). This place really does have that Fallout-style desolation about it, and it's atmospheric as hell. If you look at the Salton Sea on Google Maps, you'll see what appears to be development around the north and south shores, but if you zoom in, it's mostly just empty, desolate streets, and paved areas where construction was obviously meant to happen before the area was abandoned... eerie as hell. There are some surviving settlements around there, but I think they're a kilometre or two back from the shores. Well, that explains why i had to straighten things. Twice. I'm sick of this damn song I frequently wake up with my clothes across the other side of the room, on backwards or turned inside out. Are you playing as sunderland? Wait, capsicum? The pic on the right side is twice as big than the one on the left. Your armpit..... "The extension can access all data on your computer and the websites that you visit" you need to send it to stash manually after winning the auction Yea I hate when I ask the guy who is last pick if he is good at ad, otherwise I will ad because I am. And they are like I'll ad, then they suck. It's even worse when the enemy ad sucks too and they win MUST NOT ..... fuck... Because that will help. October for me, but it's been nice to avoid a lot of the drama that goes with it usually. Still been awful though. Once this happened to me on a no grenade server - Killed a guy who was throwing a grenade, got a couple of kills with his grenade and got kicked for "using a grenade" I'd * damn iPhon I'm a man and was looking at a woman's profile. So, yes not a bad concept. Oh god I hate thease kinds of servers. Also included are "no rpg/320/frag" servers. I once thought it was a good idea to kill the enemy with rubble on seine crossing in a tight clusterfuck to help my team move forward, and what I get as a reward? "Kicked for using AT against infantry" Yes, don't go to the Caribbean or anywhere else in the world for that matter. Only US MD/DO schools produce quality physicians and if it wasn't for America the world would be in medical chaos due to incompetent physicians. ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ^ Oh my god.... That is the most adorable German Shepard I've seen ever..... Can I have it? None of them need make-up Screw you guys, I haven't seen it yet "Keenan's silenced M1911" What the fuck! That kid deserves to have the shit smacked out of her Wash sheets every day? We had a home EC course that supposedly taught us those things. All I remember was learning about laundry and how to knit. prolly the twilight saga . OMG it's Belial, the Lord of Lies! He actually hates this subreddit! I have *3232* set to I love reposts That awkward moment "worst" case? Where's Nick Cage? I don't see Nick Cage here. Woo Fahrenheit! Which one of you is a redditor? … I don't get it. Because they pulled phone pranks? Yeah, a crappy keyboard that averaged 4.5 stars from over 400 reviews . The one you linked to has good reviews as well, but I honestly can stand how high those keys are from where I rest my lower palms. I already have problems in my joints, those keyboard exacerbate things for me. Why didn't you just link to the video? This is just getting silly now wow, she blew $750 in a month on living expenses? There is nothing I can add that hasn't been said (don't let her move in, don't give her money, do call CPS)... I'm just here for the followup to this story. Good luck and tread carefully. Why is this in "controversial" pics??? I think that's Willem Dafoe... Why would you throw away the cases?? I was down mining with my brother, then he found diamonds, I said that I wanted to see how they looked, after when we were going up I said "Wait, I think I found diamonds", then I got my first 8 diamonds. After when I came up, I were going to nether, so I put my diamonds in a chest with cobble over, then I thought "hmm maybe someone will find it while I'm in nether" So I smelted stone, and then I put it over and forgot where the chest was That sounds like a secret military experiment. Repost many times over I have no where else to put it. It doesn't look like too many people played Pandemic Well now that you ruined it, yeah. I guess their lives are more of value than American, Canadian, British or Spanish ones? Oh fuck, look a new story that hasn't been posted 70 times in the past 10 hours on the same subreddit! Delete this post you knob jockey. I can't believe you believed him That's just uncalled for. Pangolins can also emit a noxious-smelling acid from glands near the anus *Strike 2...* That probably should not turn me on. The REAL danger comes when they actually finish their castles. Each team must try to siege each castle with any weapons, fists, siege towers, cannons, and anything else you can find laying around the street...last castle standing wins I wouldnt recommend drinking one of those Last year, a little girl asked me if I was Harry Potter. Since then I've finished watching the movies and realized that she was talking about the older version and not the kid with the stupid haircut. I suppose that's not as bad, what I was thinking at the time: Where's the holy spirit? There is a positive to having Smegma? That was a joke? *so hilarious* "Masturbated onto the carpet" Double srsly? Thought this was /r/loseit, and was about to , but then saw it was /r/cooking... I would hope that, if booze is implemented, that no dwarves actually needed it to get through their working day. Migrants wouldn't need it because of the lack of booze on the journey. You, are gorgeous... Your carpet on the other hand... My friends dad owned a bait shop in southern Ontario. Fuckin guy battered and deep fried worms and ate them.... Worm fries Let's see ... Our embassy's in Kenya, the World Trade Center x2, USS Cole, etc... Good thing this post does neither... I just wish my computer could make Minecraft look like this. At least they keep their distance from you. I get hit on by high school girls all the time... ...not with those tan lines... Blue based concealer under the eyes?? Enough qualifications to get 10 downvotes! Jennifer Love Hewitt is in the white unitard in the front. She was about 11 years old and already had huge knockers.. 10/10..... troll. Extra points if your knee was underneath... or is that just me You couldn't afford school so you went a third in on a townhouse? I wanted to finish it.. but dat ass Cloud? Or UFO? This makes other Mtb posts slightly boring now Did you really have to give _4chan_ the credit for digging this up? Already drunk before you got there? I have a jailbroken iPhone 4 and I don't even know everything I can do. People send me .gifs in messages. I don't even know how to do that... . Let's hope that's not how it was done 5+ million pounds and we loaned him back to them for the last two(?) years, money well spent dennis wise On the top of the new videos area theres this button called 'view'. If you click it, it shows 'highlights' and 'everything'. ('Highlights' shows some videos, 'everything' shows all videos.) For some reason, YouTube now resets it to 'highlights' *every single time* you go to the site. Even if you press the back button, it resets the button to 'highlights'. I'd been missing a ton of videos and it took me forever to fix it His socks. riiiiiiiight.... I hate when people wear headphones around their neck and make it play as loud as possible My sister's boyfriend actually genuinly loves the Twilight movies. She hates them. She has, on more than one occasion, went to see them in the theatre, because HE was into them and she loves him. Though... one time when they went to see it they walked up to the ticket counter and he went " two for..." then looked back at her like it was her idea. She went O_O ... . "Twilight." . She busts his balls about it all the time. I play wind/brass instruments and guitar though! Feet are not needed. Yours actually makes sense haha. I hate having stuff in my pockets, it drives me nuts I notice it all day. Maybe because girl pockets in jeans suck and aren't very deep. How old are you? Skeptical. >but dat ass finished me My friend posted this on my facebook wall from 9gag three hours ago. You don't need patent protection to change the world. Yea, and fuck Mexico! "This game was the shit. I wonder who developed it.. " Whatever. Go on thinking "you're reading" while you're actually listening to a recording of someone speaking. I don't really care if you insist on being an illiterate moron who claims to "read". I really really need to start playing minecraft...... you, fellow gay person, are awesome. YouTube comments Steven Segal called, he wants his formal dining jacket back Can't un-see A very Catholic girl I went to school with didn't realize she was also a Christian. I'm not surprised because her IQ is lower the number of balls Lance Armstrong has. When I heard "Swag", I lost faith in humanity. When I discovered it was brought around because of Beiber [ ], I wanted to cut a bitch. I have similar sentiments about YOLO. One girl from my college uses it as often as she can in her tweets and I'm like WHY. Your rage escalated quickly upvote anyways. I never thought of it that way Mac download is $30... The child took the thing in her hands. She touched it softly, and put its head in her mouth. -Wicked That white border.... Those two should *never* be in the same sentence... I just saw the movie. THEIR BICEPS. Btw I'm locking Chris Evans in my basement lol... One particular item that gave me a lot of amusement and grief at the same time was a schematic for an offhand focus that gave Shield and Absorption rating... what kind of baby ... Sport stopwatches are still that size ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ^ Just ran into frozen, jailer, waller "I love you, dad."... One day, when I was going to 7th grade, I found a box of this stuff in my dad's car. My mom and dad were fighting that same morning. Needless to say, I did horribly in school that day. Turned out someone just gave him the box because he had to carry something. As usual, your post is full of liberal talking points and half truths. Think what you want ... > .. do a search for "tard" on your subreddit. "Good enough for you," my mother commented dryly. I enjoyed Avatar. Father Of Mine by Everclear. My wife hates this song. She doesn't really understand how closely related this song is to my life. She says I'm emo. Why did they downvote him people are crankier than I am, my god... 8| I'm watchin' yo back ghost dude... "Monstrous image;hundreds of them laid hold of the ropes and hauled with all their might." apparently I'm into BDSM. You can stop, you're doing it too much and I'm scared... lol I have seen guys cosplaying annie, but ezreal You are saying it is too much work to put the black pouch down to cushion the lid from scratches... Clearly we are dealing with whole new lazy here on mflb. You can't even spell "what" properly. I say that deserves a -------> .. Time to vape myself into a 11 hour coma. Did I? Seriously, don't you give me that look because we both know you're essentially naked in those things. that comment was geared more at the fact that there is a cat floating up the stairs... Obviously it was edited... Once you go back you never go black. "only" 365 lbs What did I just watch? Sure you can. Just not that other guy. I pulled up the sidebar and left more confused then before reading it. I wonder what cum will look like in fossil form in 65 million years... the first time this was added was the week after bliz game me a free week of game time. Which, once activated invalidates the offer Bastion Someone once made a big situation about me not talking as much one day in class. I think the guy was on drugs to be honest but he was like " nah man, the quiet ones are always the ones that come in killing everybody so I'm just checking up on him" then everyone looked at me so I became more social to relax their nerves x box!? go out and get yourself a real system. Um did that article just say "began stripping at seventeen" am i the only one trying to imitate the faces? iPhone 7? TIL /r/niggers exist What did you expect? They know their legs look absolutely delicious that look isnt "why are you staring" its "why havent you complimented me yet" That's a sensationalist headline, jazzpants Don't be a pussy TIL quantum physics doesn't make sense. ( ) I did something similar- we were at the RU deployment on Metro and by that point I'd racked up a decent score. I was firing smoke across the street to prevent people firing from the windows. One shot went through the window and killed someone on the stairwell and I got kicked I've only seen Ass Effect 14, but I heard 3 was pretty good. Sounds like my childhood and my mother's infatuation with waterfalls... There's never any water YOUR KIND ARE NOT WELCOME IN THE INNOCENT LAND. If you sell it with lion you're creating the same problem for the next chap who buys your computer. Wtf? You ... don't get the joke do you? Pretty sure you just implied that Muslims are terrorists . ლ( ლ) not sure if typed with testicles Dude,its just not funny the people who up vote you are kids I had a dream where I pulled those things out of my arms too! Damn world has gotten so politically correct, you can't even randomly body cavity search employees. What? It's one of the best movies ever made As a noc player... Dat fps Franklin learning center class of 2000 Whatcha mean chink? Just being Asian and curious... ....now kiss? Gibbon Slackline The thread with the socially retarded penguin was downright creepy. He deleted his edits, but he was basically jerking off to her as she slept. Pounds. Barely a day and you've already used her as a Karma Whore He even listens to Nickelback Aside from your less than sound arithmetic there, i also take issue with your claim that pointing the massive difference in wealth between Paul and Romney is somehow ad hominem. You have no problem calling Paul a profiteer simply because he's actually conservative with his much smaller personal wealth but mentioning that $250M is a /different world/ of wealth in which one could conceive of a political win as net financial positive as though it were just a business expense is irrelevant? Interesting. Here's a couple of these for good measure: ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ. Never mind Montana? Really?? Why pick on them so much? There is no one in that entire state. Except for my family, of course Wtf that's my last name I understood it. It's more of a thing. Yeah me too. When performing cunnilingus on my wife I ask her if I might lick the vaginal secretions from her vulva . DAE else hate DAE posts? Level 99 is a random level TIL There is a Chinese company that sells sunglasses(?) called "Helen Keller"... I have so much hate for this kid. V is now "the 9gag meme mask" Yeah, like a year ago What's so about a cute girl having a kid? So, it wasn't any sort of virus downloading it? He was *actually* watching porn all day? Boots. Then all dorans. 2 rings, 2 blades and a shield this is if youre winning early and want to troll the other team a lil. Not only is this a thing -- but it has a name? ** ** No, no thats all wrong. You shit on a plate then put it in the freezer then... . 37 when I add all the numbers... Dear god, tell me that's where he keeps his spare tube I agree. This comment is criticizing typography while using a hyphen in place of a spaced ndash or mdash. * * Fun... Its a good song, but the best ever? Imagine a person's college tuition every time you fire a missile Anybody else notice that the only black character besides President Obama was the "drugs and gangs" guy? Yeah cause all those black guys were skinny The-the link is purple for me... I can't find em... >He was actually watching porn all day? And getting paid for it? If it peeves you that much, just start drinking more on a regular basis and your tolerance will increase. ** ** Lol wut? So sorry to hear about your boss being an ass. I was a bit in the same situation. I told my boss (50 year old lady with 2kids!) that I'm preagnent and she did understand that it was mine to decide when to tell the whole office. But 2 times she blurted it out accidentaly on our coffee break and I just gave her the eye ( ) and she did seem very sorry. She went all quiet and did apologise to me. We were in science class when it was my turn to read. I thought that the word organism was orgasm so I read it as so. Let's just say that the word organism was in that article more than it should of been. I LOVE watermelon too! Always remember to knock on them. You should hear a thumping sound if it's ripe. And if it's overdue, the skin can be a little soft and wrinkled. Learned this while working at a restaurant. I was in charge of the fruit salads ......yeehaa There is a video ad in the middle of the song Exactly what I was thinking. Glad somebody rescued the thing. Most shelters are so overcrowded it certainly would have been put down if it weren't for the op's gf. ITT bigoted views on people who dress 'weirdly'. Seriously? Are you guys ten? Let people wear what they fucking want, what's it to you if it's 'tastelessly tacky/hipster'? I can smell it from here At first I thought the heavy in question was the BLU Heavy that was ubered and ran back into spawn... What the actual Fuck except the kid isn't screaming "FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FU-" Girls going mad over things like One Direction [ಠ_ಠ] or Justin Beiber [ಠ_ಠ ]. .... O_o..... o_o...... AH! everybody walk the dinosaur It was just me and a friend and we had a circlejerk. I *guess* it was fun at the time or something but now I think about it, I call one of my best friends your Reddit username. Bucket reads "ass seeds". Not everyone can have a Peyton Manning or a Tom Brady Yea... this probably isn't the place to go for your shopping inquiries... Came for the Joanna Newsom, stayed for the... ..whaaaat am I listening to? You sure? I could bring the condoms... Err, I meant compact disks... Damn autocorrect This is the first time I've ever made the in real life. Why would you not allow mobile users to watch I was 13 or so at the time. Busty friend takes my phone and stuffs it in her cleavage. I'm talking D's mother fucker. Anyway, I was so focused on her not reading my text that I was just trying to get my phone.... . I realize now that I coulda grabbed some titties. Jesus at least put a NSFW tag or something on that Just pretend I'm standing behind both of you and making this face: As a Mexican, I'm not sure how to react to this... You knew it was an alt account but you bought it ANYWAY? Why in the world would you do that? It's clearly stolen merchandise if someone breaks out an alt to sell you something. Not sure if serious ... thank you? I Fuckin hate cats. What. A. WASTE. I'm not sure if she dealt with that aspect on a daily basis. I believe she did at the beginning but she ended up moving to the labs to test it and make sure the blood is in good condition before it's shipped out across Canada. Also I don't think having my mum on reddit is a good idea. haha I was just about to say that Anyone catch that blatant travel from Lebron in the 4th? They showed it on the replay, was Van Gundy's shot of the night part 2 What the living hell did I just read!? Claims to be high elo. Doesn't include summoner name or server on subreddit. Item entrance/toilet... you couldn't make separate holes, eh? I know For every it woman out there: I'm pretty sure it's not 8 feet. Still, I hate these displays. They're ugly as hell. They have to see that a chimpanzee's hands are made up of a slice of bread and a Dorito in the middle with 5 bondaged penises attached to it while the human hand is obviously a gift passed down from Adam himself. **literally** an **umbilical** cord . If your not with them, your the enemy. Classic bullshit. Yeah... Judging from your comment history... This guy's legit (sarcastic foreign guy from family guy) Oh ho ho, it's funny because there's a fan beneath the laptop... Oh ho ho ho... :D you're a... Breath of fresh air? NO, how about cool person? I could go on but I only like torturing acquaintances for so long... My parents told me this too!! Didn't eat crust and cant whistle In fact I was more 'ing at the fact that there are actually people who are young enough to not know SOAD, therefore I keep getting older. "massive_cock" Crap the title was supposed to say "fold to unlock" Why the fuck did that lady leave an infant home alone with a DOG. ... WHY WOULD YOU REMIND THEM?! Because every story on reddit is true... I was recommended it for writing my thesis which I'd already started - I took one look at the 568 page manual (or however stupidly long it is) and decided that XeLaTeX and the book class suited my needs just fine. Maybe when I actually have time to read the manual I switch and that's if I remain in academia - once I'm out, I imagine no one will want me to use latex ever again Wat Nwss? I think your referring to the comma... Oh. My. God. But he's so beautiful... M18 games are your childhood games ... Shaved meat? really wow this is what happens when Reddit gets popular But what does it mean. Work at McDs. 'what sizes do you have?' really? "28 minutes ago via mobile" This is just disturbing. I can understand the attacker being naked, because his was over heating. But why is the victim not wearing any pants. What could've been happening under a Florida underpass at 2pm. I am cunfuzzled. You do that. It didn't let you upload anything smaller than 500x322? ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ I fell in love with this song.. I want to do vocals to this so bad it's not even funny. I do screams, growls, clean vocals, I can pretend to be a banjo, you name it. But I have to have this some day. Still no Australian support . Been waiting 1year + Come on, they've been actively *looking* at them too! lotoks usually a twin is "identical" to you.... Not if it was a screenshot Two verbs I concur. Soda Cunts hurt? I'm sure you know enough about him I checked the website you mentioned and I saw a guy getting banged by a horse. Better than this one girl who I had the misfortune of being there for her first time. She ended up screaming that her throat was burning and that she hated everyone for "forcing" her to smoke. Yea, I'm sure that Conservative MP in charge of Natural Resource Development will have an unbiased opinion on this issue. This thread. Wow. It's a god damn joke,get over your self,shit movie,even worse director,wtf was he thinking,was he really surprised when it didn't go to win an award your an ass hole. Awfully biased to refer to the girl as a 'rape victim' when the guy hasn't even been found guilty yet! Natural running man, go full commando. Let that glorious meat snake swing in the wind. Careful for your beard though. Fighting over who was going to eat that guys dick She's a beau.... hang on... We have 3 bots keeping a backup of the drama? Also there is no Ron. You couldn't have made this as a self post instead of re-linking back to reddit?? I received my magical second trimester energy for ONE day. It was pretty magical. But it went away and never returned. there are 5,600+ peolpe whoe are subscribed to this Mhmm, I see you have all the important symbols there . > yo' mama jokes? I'd like one of when you are gunner in the tank, the guy gets out and runs for the M-Com which is guarded by 5 lads and you're left to face off against the incoming tanks. I have a hard enough time getting designers to use a grid Fuck you for getting this much karma with your first post. Wait, that's a .jpg are those the eleanor rims? I could've sworn that was almost a year ago. I understood this humor when i was 10... well my mind was ruined. Before there were computers, the world had not enough RAM to run a single computer You really need to take an intro level economics class Shame on OP for this... . 2001 old. . I'm moving to Florida in six months ... shit. Underage It's embarrassing I played 10 levels with frost nova + spectral blade + cold blooded before I noticed. I think Plath is just what she needs. I really thought this was going to be a mass effect post. It wasnt We're talking about Micheal J. Fox and you say *shook* DID YOU REFUSE SEX AT FIRST? How does this get downvoted? Reddit! Just believe in you! If you can post on reddit you can definitely pass public school! good thing i'm a guy This sticker looks like a motorcycle-ized version of . Or is that the joke? Don't you hate the headshop tax? I walked in to buy that medicali and the tag said $420, i didn't even have to haggle with the guy I just said it was a little too high priced for my taste and he said ok $350 lol. At first I was like "awesome almost $100 off" but then I was like " you mark your shit up that much that you can make people feel like they're getting a deal" I mean I always knew there was a mark up, just didn't think it was like that. ** ** Yeah then sticking with the historical point of view, won't be weird to call belgians: "austrian", "french" and even "spanish"... I remember learning about this in the music theory part of vocal class in high school. When we were learning how to distinguish intervals, every time we got to the "devil chord" it just sounded creepy and awful. Didn't help it was a catholic school. you're supposed to adapt and over come.....tis what us barbarians do. grow some stones Sounds like the toast isn't the only thing you burnt. oh, definitely. I think I was lucky in a way because I grew up near a large reservation and my high school had plenty of native kids and teachers, so im sure history classes there were significantly more informed on the subject then most, but geez. It's just not on the radar for most americans. I even had a conversation a few weeks ago with friends asking why there wasn't native american cuisine or something, which was funny because if i recall correctly we were eating turkey with cranberry sauce, sweet potatoes and corn Human face seems popular today. I never do that you say... ITT: we don't admit that guys pretty much like girls who have the bodies of 12 year olds but are biologically 18 and up? I'm looking at you Little Lupe fans The SI_bot's comment was deleted. or this: rouge Then explain the zombies in Miami Federal offense Tampering with mail. Just like that kid who misses school for taking care of family. No exceptions. I don't like this world anymore. /r/sysadminjobs This here is true. I have a friend that gets over 20+ kills each match on a smurf with Evelynn . It's all about just knowing what you're up against in lower levels and you don't really have to factor anything else in. Every time I encounter a new champ I haven't played against I do horribly, look up their skillset and now I know how to play against them effectively. Very few people in lower brackets even bother with that so they just charge in thinking they have enough burst. Both... Absolutely not true. I wouldn't expect an Iowa resident to understand how much better our state is though. Every teatificate death is a well deserved one. Bastards always trying to rip me off. Holy shitballs that sounds nerve wracking. I bet you could get PTSD for less. Quite possibly... Team Rocket I can see why your name is mindbodyproblem 16 & Pregnant. For obvious reasons. You're a fucking monster Now if only they would actually *drop* some saplings we can get right on that... Well, thank you for your insightful and thought provoking contribution to this thread... "dogfapper" Holy crap that sounds fucked up I experienced that when i played one of those "hands in woollen gloves crumpling a plastic bag" videos from youtube (those do it for me like few other things!) to a mate and he just gave me that blank "WTF?" expression I can't comment on the site unless I learn resistors and solve an electronic engineering puzzle. Shut down everything! That kind of spontaneity might be a little difficult for some people though. Sure it sounds great but they might try it and realize "wow this is really fucking weird or it feels like a porno" and it just doesn't feel right. You can be animalistic by jumping into it and doing it in a place other than a bed and going nuts but sometimes it can leave the people feeling even more weird after (or during ). It is a good idea though, seeing as that is one of my favourite ways to do that sort of thing. No Source please. TIL how to get 13 year olds Unless you have a cat that eats the crap out of your herb plants..... Obviously you guys haven't played Not Tetris. Bane of my existence until I got the hang of it. Hasn't... Football Manager. yearly Wow, Fisher's foot wasn't on the line. My only complaint is this app got "Let's Get Physical" stuck in my head for most of the day. I thought sers Khaldor was in... till the last picture and caption I feel for you khaldor.. but you shall be mine <3 My GF is from Jersey to I am taking her to the game tomorrow. Will be exciting to see a Stanley Cup game I would also love to remove the keybinding for changing the fire mode, maybe we could just swap those two actions on consoles. I don't ever feel the need to change from full auto to single fire, yet it seems to _[quote] **accidentally** [unquote]_ happen every time I try to shoot someone after reviving/repairing/laying C4. It was actually pleasant I cringe anyway. Get fucked! All players should be able to do that. effective manipulators at such a young age ...okay... I apologize that my words irk you... I think... Idk... weary Wat da fak just happened to me for the past hour I'm jealous! Ours usually has appliances circa 1960, crappy romance novels, and stained Tupperware One day you will be a "zombie" too. can I get a red letter? I thought it was a bad joke too. Not like that... Did OP combine the potato pic with the guy's face that got eaten? I'm kind of afraid to look Why would you want to know how to make a bottomless pit? .............. You're dumb You have won. "Redditor for 20 minutes", Best I can do is give you that silly glare and a rating of 1/10 Plus she let's me drink. One thing can be sure, if you found it on google, it's new to Reddit. It's official. I hate Topic Tuesday. [*HOP On faggots* ** ^F^T^F^Y**](//#typicalredditor) Yeah, maybe they should go over to /r/sense4 for their questions "Tan" I pumped and bucketed my little heart out tonight. Hmmm my reply sounds like a comment belonging to something called /r/spacesteads... Well I think I might just be in the clear then, since it's only been 3 days! I'm just worried about the seeds I planted unfortunately i have a bad habit of wanting to pacify every guy that asks for my number when I'm thoroughly libated. I just plain feel bad saying no, which i know is a terrible reason ...but beyond that i rarely ever actually intend on making plans with him. I'm really sick of this being reposted for hundreds of karma, you sluts. ..mental images... I wear my cap backwards on windy days. some other SE Asian '*continent*', you say? ** ** Exact same experience with my father, it's some ignorant ass backwards logic. He thinks pots bad simply because it's illegal, yet I can drink. Even though the penalty for underage intoxication is worse than possession. First part of that question, no I'm not ashamed. Second part: Wait, you mean someone stuffed the USB cable into like an Ethernet port? I'm sure we can find a better way to express that sentiment Camouflage paint face, really? I fucking murder every guard that dares say that line aloud to me now. Markarth is a gods-damned *wasteland* because they aren't very fast learners. Reposters, at it again. what have I just read. "Sin/Cos" Hmm. Not sure if I should believe a Liberty with a hyphen... Prostitution. You're suggesting a base-trade with Terran? just make it into I miss my woody in your ass *Express Doubt* looks too much like . Well, I can think of a legendary "golden aura'd" object that's *recognizable to a stranger* when revealed and *imparts immortality to whoever possesses it*. But no, it's obviously the heavyweight championship belt I am no lawyer, but when the English supreme court refers to the French definition of "judicial authority" rather than the English definition to justify their ruling that is actually made in England, that makes me go I hope you didn't eat a pickle afterwards I thought this was going to have photos of men with and without make-up. I am severely disappointed I log on and the first thing I see is someone saying "brb gotta go poop"... >I should not need any authenticator to keep my account safe. ^ Listen to this side note! A boy at my high school actually had his ear lobe rip in half One of the first to buy a year's subscription, probably going to be the last to receive it. Fuck you, postal service! And for the rest of you that have that hot little bitch in your hands already. He has -52 comment karma. cant tell if real or not It's pretty funny that nobody gives a shit because we're socialists too. Vender tu voto? True that, small amounts get you jail time in china, anything significant and they kill you. You're getting married, so now hugs are off limits? You're going to be a fun couple to hang out with This is funny, to an atheist yeah if you wanna drop more on headphones than you did on the computer Read that as 16 is legal for Anus, except for anal I think it's important to bear in mind that people can have views we agree with as well as views we disagree with. Hitler's writings on civilization don't suddenly become untrue just because he was an anti-semite. Conversely, we shouldn't overlook his anti-semitism just because we agree with some of his other opinions. Nobody is above criticism, and nobody should be idolised. (Even Marx. ) Sneezing? My best friend says that you get more cereal by pouring the milk before the cereal photobucket We scared him away. "Somehow, between last night and this morning, my alarm clock got unplugged across the room, and I mean, there's only three hours left of my shift, soooo..." ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ >when the English supreme court refers to the French definition of "judicial authority" rather than the English definition to justify their ruling that is actually made in England, that makes me go How come its all downvotes ? >You lot take Twitter screenshots and Reddit comments far too seriously... Wait, so this is actually made by the Devils and not some fan. Jajaa, yo también tengo ese inche pedo, por eso casi toda mi ropa la compro en USA, y lo que se me hace de lo mas mamón, es que mucha de esa ropa, por ejemplo todos los Levi´s son hechos en México Uhh because it's Steven Tyler You should x-post this to r/Lexington. I kinda wanna show up just to see if people really do this. Avrei bisogno di chiamare il consolato a New York. Non mai rispondono! Loro sono terribile! As a 42 year old, I must say that I am aware that they say YOLO. My dad used to pull the blankets off of me in the morning to wake me up Not to be mean but... Well I guess he passed his test of faith You're going to fap into them, arent' you. if they weren't designed for that, then draw me up a new idea Your dog should not be smaller than your cat. A copy-pasted definition, isn't that special! I'm thoroughly disappointed that you confused the Megadeth logo with Metallica >It is OK for Trump to make those claims. Same as he did: Knitting. "Oh it's easy, just cast on." Is like my childhood it was the only game from the US I had (due to the fact that I lived in German ) So a new remake new graphics and more,My DREAM as a kid was to work at ID software but close enough I work at Bethesda no big deal. But it might not be the most prized game ever but IT WILL STILL BE IN MY HEART. So something like this to me is like finding gold to you it might not be SO SORY FOR LIKING DOOM GAMES NO! He came to the BBQ. But you weren't there, sir. A co-worker was out of work for a week with pneumonia and I made an offhanded comment saying "hopefully she doesn't die." My co-workers all went ** ** ( ) .o0 (oh....) Nice try. We have just as many Starbucks and Tim Hortons. It's part of the way that a Canadian defines themselves. example- (Moose) "Wanna go grab a Timmies?" (Polar Bear) "Why don't we go to Starbucks?" (Moose) In Caldeum, you can find a cute bunny hopping around. You can't squish said bunny, but follow it anyway. It eventually stops in front of a guard, who swings his sword at it and sends bunny guts flying everywhere. In front of children. I was talking to these girls at my school today and told them I was amazed that chik-fil-a Polynesian sauce packets are 110 calories. One of the girls said, "So that's like as much as a hamburger?" I can just imagine op's girlfriend reading that you farted in her face, . I really hate to see Supports with the ammo specialization I think it's her elderly mother's eye on a walnut shell. I see this on the front page every week *but what if they don't* Reminds me of my old fugly Nokia N73 I know what it was full of ** ** How long were you talking to them? I see youre playing on a ps3 there, i do as well, just dont go into the water... Your tribute pleases me. For now... you may live Didn't realize this subreddit was drugs - marijuana. My bad. ಠ_ಠ. **ಠ_ಠ**. * *. I thought the person in the magazine was naked Can anyone link me to the original C&H? Haha yeah I was wondering, I was like ...thefaggotstore? then I looked at the info graphics and they seemed alright so I let it slide haha. You just cited wikipedia.... Also, what defines a "combatant"? And this whole notion of hamas using civilians as shields for their installations, where exactly are they supposed put anything in the gaza /strip/ ? Israel built the barrel and then complains it's an easy shot? Ok, this post and it ends... Srsly Well that's enough internet for one night... I was going to up vote post, but I AM a female with poop problems. I'm currently wielding **Black Splitter**. Vaginasniffer.....yep one of the only people that throws and means it. Once again, vaginasniffer. That almost implies DEAD body... Than* Yahweh "retarded sexy"? What. the. actual. fuck? ** ** The one exception is any post about posting to reddit. Those just keep coming back no matter how many down votes they get. ". . .And kill the big green lizard inside." When did tumblr and reddit merge? Take it back. "vendor [...] supplying our phones" "It was my call." Post partum stress? "whole wheat chocolate chip cookies" I see what you did there That's okay. You can just play Thor naked. We don't mind. Damn I'm at 1400 and I got the orange box the month it came out! Granted I took a break sometime around the engineer update and came back last year but still... Must be one of those "serious business" traders who are on all day and trade unusuals. Once I was on an unusual trade server and a guy there said "yeah I'm on 12 hrs a day." The picture of it dragging a tarantula... He was 4. I would be too...........mixing a movie costume with a video game prop This is part of the reason I have a hard time making friends. If I think a person is attractive at all, I want to get close to them. Very close. Sometimes it makes me wish I wasn't bisexual, because it makes it near impossible for me to have a best friend. Then again, I feel like everyone expects me to be sexual and attractive. It started very much at a young age, what with my parents friends hitting on me. This isn't Florida You're barely halfway to the price of the bag, and you're asking for help getting it There's a kid at my school that only wears these and has made fun of me for wearing Polos because it's overdressed and says "makes me look im a try hard faggot" So I can't play battlefield either? Speaking of the bathroom thing, in my German teacher's German 1 class, a kid went in a bottle in class and *she* (the teacher) was the one that got in trouble for it. Memgenorator Reminds me of when Sasha Grey was on G4 and I was watching it with my sister and was like "oh, Sasha grey!!" and she knew who she was. That is how I discovered my sister watches porn. Why do you know that Get inspired by the master of light, Thomas Kinkade. Yep, and it's being taken down soon... No Polish La-li-lu-le-lo Because jars stop diseases? Yes, "they" I was a Redditor for over a year before I discovered I had an inbox. Hmm... it looked like the OP was going to have nothing to do with atheism, but then it was tossed in. What a save. ....16 take away 8 is 8 That's fine. Forget the trolls (yes I Said trolls lol) you might be 14 now but show your more mature than others nd show yourself to the community. Once you get AV'ed you'll already have a good rep (here's hoping) and you will shoot straight there afterwards. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ It took me 1 hour to go from 51st to circle drive today driving down Faithful. I should have just stopped for happy hour or something. Boxcutter blades? I don't think so. "waggling genitals".... "him" Slowest since 2003. Because of the bad vaastu of the Rupee symbol. WHAT THE @&$?! IS THIS?? NO TF2?! I think I'm missing something cause i tried to make it and doesn't work at all... Nice try, opposing counsel. Wait now people are saying it's a flagrant foul? God that movie docent get old! Grate White Buffalo was trying to figure out a .gif for that seen in the movie. But just haven't got the now how. Can someone shed some light as to why people are calling Euro2012 EK2012... That's a pretty good summary of my most recent break up. Running it on a 2 gig pentium 4 256 ram and it's really choppy. Unplayable. Can you guys fix so it wil run on my rig? i call him a virgin, and your comeback is calling me a virgin?! good job champ Nah man, it's bondi... That's platypus shoes across the road! I live there in all the Internet, THAT'S your favorite picture?! 16? 2 of my cats had done this, the current one and the one that passed. Oh and when I give them tuna as a treat they lick up the juice and leave the fish. Close one eye? "What are you, voting for a presidential nominee, or betting on a racehorse?" A liitle one to munch . I thought we had *agreed.* I tried to burn it. . *TOO* easy. You shouldn't be able to jump up ten levels from merely mining a single vein of coal That "quick" fix took 8 months... Found the macros on my fitness pal... Shocking the bun is 150carbs and 7g sugar... Was fun trying to separate the cheese bun glue The gf is a fish veggie *Ends in Anacostia.* When I lived with my friend in an apartment many years ago, he would take the game discs out of the xbox but then put them on the tv stand upside down. Motherfucker never put them back in the case! They would sit on the stand and gather dust and the dust would get caked on the data side of the disc and anger me to no end. This better be the fun kind of trash talk I read that as "horny teacher" inadimante objects? Thanks! I remember the one part of that that made me was her saying tht stretching doesn't improve flexibility. What? ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ^ Drinking beer while shooting firearms..... Top comment would be: Really?? Sorry for sharing my personal sentiment. Thanks man, I didn't know that subreddit was out there... Are you saying Lampent is one of the novelty characters? F7U12 has gone full circle. Jokes get 'd What are you doing in /r/unitedkingdom? Wriggles costs 1600 I like how even after all this she's still thinking of herself What the lord giveth, the lord may taketh away. And by that I mean what you have been conditioned to imagine you have inside of you can be taken by a few wealthy fundamentalists from Florida. Photobucket…. >Yeah, bc the heat have struggled *so* much since then... How reasonable it is to sign off with 'cry more' , The whole point of the religious "requirements" (which aren't really requirements, rather preferences) are to enthrall morals and what not, I'm NOT saying atheists don't have morals but that is, to some extent, the logic. AND FUCK YES OTHER GAY EAGLE SCOUTS. Lol... You know if someone from my school finds my reddit account I'm doomed, they'll immediately know its me I'm not out either... So... Alone... Not very proud, no. why the next to the red pepper flakes? Ditto. I was about to comment on how bloody lucky the dude was to have a GF/SO that would do that… now I’m all squick’ed up over that thought since it’s really his daughter… ( <- to myself, btw ) That barely resembles Morrigan. This isn't "improbably good". *** *** Toilet Paper As a near-to-Seattle-living-person, it's sad to me that people like my parents hear about incidents like this and somehow see it as a reason to scold me for carrying a gun, and to make guns *more* illegal. I was pet-sitting for my sister when I found out her dog ate a cat toy...Good thing she was a whole 3,000 miles away when he got sick diarrhea/vomit. "mouses" "A close friend who happens to be an ex" takes you back to his place to have more drinks and you thought his intentions were just to hang out? It's a dollar I like passion. Just noticed the other SMALLER car can't stay in the lines. alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = What the fuck man?! alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = alot = You would think so, but a few weeks ago they took the sign down and people could go out in the courtyard. But then they put it back up again! As a black person, I have no problem laughing, but am OFFENDED that a white person may also find it funny . At least have the decency to claim you're black like the rest of us. Hah - I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing. Not trying to troll, just perturbed that M$ rolls out a new RC (yay!) and even offers a file format for my existing virtualization infrastructure (yaaaay!)... and then their site can't find the file. The thread says "looking forward to" Papyrus ... Anti-Joke is still a joke Some of us weren't awesome at the youth sports. I can't tell if you are trolling, or just the world's most selfish human being. ლ( ლ) I just read that in gollums voice... The question is, should I get up early or ~~go to bed late~~ stay up till the morning to watch the Kespa tournament An American thing? That's the biggest bs I've heard today. Some people want to talk to others in TS, instead of being very serious about the game. I've talked to many Brits who blab their mouths off. Same with some Aussies. I think repost is an understatement... It's on funnyjunk, which means it's a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost. Throughout history... doesn't mean you HAVE to hate them lol... The constitution was written to be amended though. And the bible wasn't. Also, you said that the bible isn't a book of rules... Well, thanks Well, if "u r a strong women" I don't see why you couldn't be a good mommy. ** ** I went to upload an image of it being down for me but imgur wouldn't take the upload. Just show yourself the door. That's the point of this thread They do. Wow - way to bury your champ ... I liked sting and all 12 years ago, but come on he is 53. If you want him with a vet, then run an extended program with Kurt Angle, or AJ. It seems like every other week he is feuding with someone new. You did it wrong oh don't forget the other one who decided to make an image about **every group project** rather than helping with the actual project ლ( ლ) That's even hotter. And I was defending Boba Fett. Man she is busted looking... I am sure Hulk has hit it though... Why don't things like this ever happen to me!? Correctly logged? I can't wait to use my 3 foregrips for my L85! I just want to walk up to those people and poke them in the eye reminds me of pain olympics. phone What.... Why am I not surprised ... Angry troll doesn't know active duty gets a 214 when they separate. Back to your bridge. No that I disagree with you, but some of the ex gay practitioners probably have doctorates of theology or some such unrelated field. No way to stop them That's not very Christian like of you Sleeping with your pet. Or it could it could of been Fantastic. "I am a gun fanatic! Please, come break into my house when I'm not home." I saw this south of Mena on the way to Hatfield just this weekend. Correction... if you don't code from scratch, your gonna have a bad time I'm 20 and I always ask people if they remember this. They act like I'm totally insane and McDonald's never served honey for McNuggets. HOLY SHIT! that is just god fucking awful everyone, clean your pipes for gods sake!! Errr. Yep. You're exactly right. Other than the extremely low cost of living, 4% unemployment rate, and growing population...but other than all that, we have absolutely nothing going for us... Buh dum tss... ಠ_ಠ want to know what else is funny? Two snares and a symbol falling off a roof :3 HAHAHA... ಠ_ಠ ...the ***fuck***? Especially since I just realized that the 'grandma eater' knows what horse semen tastes like. >P.S. I hope you are kidding with your diagnostics, as the monitor is powered independently of the "computer." submitted 2 hours ago Does he have boobs? Greeks have an entire gender for males who have been castrated? is that, like, a thing? Exeggcute are seeds, not eggs... Ramires at lampard at that position? That would scare the fuck out of me Definitely fake, she writes fiction on her blog. But still really gross. Worst part is the really confused boner you get reading it I think jdscarface simply momentarily confused "astrologist" and "astronomer". FlyByDusk's point is that an atheist can be an astrologist, which is true, but in the context, How would you know what your dad's dick taste like? I saw that screenshot of diamond before, it Was posted with a title like "almost missed it" or something That chicken's a spy better erect a dispenser Says the guy... Trying to exploit him for karma. My native language has three genders and I sometimes transfer them into English which I think can confuse foreigners a bit. "He's snowing like crazy out there!" (when talking about the weather) (or worse "He's blowing like crazy out there" ) The way you implied, "BABY YEAH", made me think it was you(david) even more. I'm onto you "Ruth". "Reddit does not need to know about my personal life." said i was too old for her. we were the same age. The real question is, why do her farts sound like fabric rubbing. No response to my tweets? I see how it is. I really don't like the idea of only being able to run signed code on the hardware I purchase... Why did'nt I think of that when I got a flat tire the other day? I think you need to explain a few things to her about the situation. She needs to realize that the longer you take to pay it off, the MORE money you'll lose and that you need to cutback on a few things (rent being one of the big ones!), and LESS STRESS. Still treat yourself a little here and there but don't go crazy. I know people who have thousands in debt, complain how screwed/broke they are, and yet still spend $5-$10 a day on Starbucks. So a 20 year old that looks like 10 is OK to fap to? I You better not sap my dispenser......I'm watching you i don't what is more WTF. the fact that they were using the animal as a sex slave or it took 35 police officers to finally rescue it I know right? And not that type of head dirty girl (or boy). Sweet Early Yes, because the repercussions of a terrorist attack on the white house does not hurt the country and its people one bit. Why would you want a picture of someone else's kid in a kiddie pool. Art often has meaning... Dat face Fireball JOOTSOO! Fair enough. And the Falcon weighs in at 1505kg My head played this out like a very well-made short video. There was even a pan down from the man's face to the bike lock around his neck. And the of the store person afterwards. ...I live in Florida. Da fuq... Dislike? Yo 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong It is. I expect many people to go around stealing books and selling them now. "I was watching myself get eaten" Let me get this straight: you went on a field trip for school and spent more time at a mall than at a museum? Yeah, OP is probably a troll. ScarletJew (jk of course nothing malicious) Me in Vegas just after watching Dave Navarro play and seeing him at the cafe downstairs after the show. "Hey man, that was a great show!" DN "Ya?" Me "So my girl is a really big fan, can you just turn around and wave at her?" DN "Do you want me to jump through hoops for you as well?" Me "No, just a wave or head nod would get me some points with her." DN WTF I once read someone all of 2 kings 2: 23-24(look it up if you don't know it, it's the one where god sends bears to kill some children) and showed her it in her bible. she said it was just taken out of context, even though she read before and after it Weighing in at five hundred HUUUUNNNDRED POUNDS Great, so the only black guy in League is covered in tattoos he got in Rune Prison I actually have another monitor. I just don't have a desk. I'm using and ironing board I did you're going to hell She does realize that most of the world scientists and inventors were male right Back when I was in school I got paddled on a few occasions. I don't ever hear of this happening anymore, as liability issues continue to become more prevalent. didn't get the necrophilia at first.... Literally happened to a school chum of mine back in year 5. I still remember the sight of it slowly sliding down his leg . HEY, that's Hwnn's computer!! My friends teacher threw books at her students...she was a first grade teacher Username How can anyone hate Top Gear? The UK version of course... It's nice to know about space, cause I really don't want to live on this planet anymore How cheery yetz. Hey OP do you live in Seattle by any chance? I was visiting a good friend, who at that time had the attic room. While walking up, his dad was there, naked. Apparently he just got out of the shower and was.. shrug... bending over to open his drawer with underwear Can't tell if real woman or tranny "Dictakers" Because even a marginally effective civilian oversight is just too much damn accountability. Our national intelligence service must be completely unfettered, so it can become a a beacon of accountability and service to the people, just like the CIA. My fiancée has done this to me a few times... It's been a pretty good indicator of who's mood for sexy times (I.e., not her). I really need to get out of new jersey What are you trying to say about Neil "LeUpvote" Tyson? Oh my gosh lol I'm a wuss, I had my phone close to my eyes looking and I actually squeaked a little when she looked at me Meow. That is exactly what I would say............ Posted: 21 April 2010 Jeg hader dig. is it a person shaped 50 or 100 lb weight? $3000? ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ So the church ostracized a man with a history of suicidal tendencies over a **rumor** that he was committing adultery. Seems legit... My face every time someone posts this Almost 2000 comments and six assholes managed to find mine Yep. That's America and I hate it. Right, because there were obviously no bots in diablo 2 with no auction house... I 'd IRL. No fines for Jon Busch slapping SKC's ball boy? I thought you said elder man. I almost . OP! Don't do it! I was surfing reddit about a month ago and decided that I would man up and try it. As said before, it's been about a month now and I can't stop peeing in the shower. It isn't because it's awesome, it's just because after the first time I did it, I think I formed a mental association between the shower and peeing. Now I HAVE to go every time I step in the shower which is mildly awkward. Posted 2~~3~~ seconds ago Like reddit? ### Yeah, I know the type. For my part, I don't necessarily subscribe to the points I made, at least not in all cases, just saying that's part of where I think people come from in cases like this, or say debt collectors who come through /r/iama fairly often and get torn a new one. Some unpopular stuff just has to get done. Now, if someday 'IAMA The Guy Who Invented The Principle of Universal Default'.... Any answer other than HECK YES is suspect This post is not against the rules of the subreddit. I read the post on the sidebar yesterday and that's why my post is a few above yours. I'm trying to expedite things with this clan so I can play some organized games. No need to be rude Did you watch the video? If you did, Its absolutely a good deal if you want to take advantage of the free beer. I went last year and definitely took advantage of this. Sure you (should ) tip when you go up there but it doesn't come close to paying for what you would in Wrigley. Not to mention most rooftops have a semi-decent beer selection and good food. Did you just say that on reddit? . You can have your opinions, but don't attack others' opinions for no reason. a Jesus Camp? One of the girls in the drama club was doing a dance number on stage, and wasn't wearing underwear. We all got a front end view. sorcery... Yeah you did get quite a bit of hate, it was a shame really since it was for the wrong reason the real thing people should have been hating on was that fact that according to your flair you use IE hahaha He's got a nice rise on the crust and it's not too thick, he's got great coverage and uniformity on the toppings, the cheese is just the right amount of browned on the edges. All that and he's making them shotgun style. This sonofabitch makes pizza better than me too. >used in any online video game ive played . I got something similar: "Thanks for making me a man." How do you do this, though? You show the results in your picture without saying what you did. It's like someone asking "how do you make chicken a la king?" and you answer "it's easy! Here's what the finished dish looks like!" Hey, Black Tide has a lot of potential. Then I heard some songs off of their second album. I know. I'd rather be sailing. I really like aesop rock, but this song... mfw no chili paste: I think I just saw my mother. "Flicked"? Shoulda stuck an eye and a beacon on top of it. [*Dad! Dad! D... ad?* **ಠ_ಠ** ~~please help me I'm being robbed!~~ `ಠ_ಠ don't. ಠ_ಠ bug. ಠ_ಠ me. ಠ_ಠ while. ಠ_ಠ I'm. FAPPING!!!!`](//#staredad) [*ಠ_ಠ***ಠ_ಠ**~~ಠ_ಠ~~` `](//#iphone) The hell? What if your dad wanted to use that code? You owe your father a copy. (lol) This is fucking bullshit. Repost= top of WTF.. Original content= down vote to oblivion... This is why I can't sleep at night! > Misa todos los lunes en la mañana antes de clases. Niños de primaria parados, expuestos a los rayos del sol por 90 minnutos I think you need to go out side and meet real girls. Why would anybody go to great extremes to see all that. This is not true. Rangers and sf do smaller scale jumps all the time, I would expect a fellow paratrooper from my unit to know better. You must be from second bat. ** ** what, Helen Mirren young? or *actual* Helen Mirren? Reminds me of Android App Inventor Nope, if you receive this message do exactly what it says! girlfriend? OMG Number 7 This is just stencil based art, Banksy had absolutely nothing to do with this. Banksy was not the first to use stencils. Unfortunetly for you Mr. Asswipe_Johnson, Tobacco is one of the most (if not the most) best selling crops in the world. Do you honestly think that being a dick to one Redditor is going to make all of society stop smoking cigs because it is such a horrible and disgusting habit? Yeah, you have the right to breath fresh air, but smokers also have the right to smoke, so unless you have some brilliant and wonderfully devised plan to make both groups happy and free at the same time you are going to have to put up with smelling or perhaps inhaling smoke once in awhile. In the whole spectrum of life, you have bigger things threatening your safety then some second hand smoke. Like dying in a car crash on the way to work tomorrow. Now if you don't mind I am going to go smoke a joint, hopefully it doesn't seep through my walls into the next apartment room . I just lost an hour of my life to this IAmA. Did I mention I was in Cali?.... I can be whatever you want me to be Why does everyone assume that alor setarians must automatically be kolejians? But I'm going there for form 6, coincidentally. Judge away Conspiracy within the conspiracy subreddit Youtube video category: Comedy Someone please tell me what I'm looking at.. Yeah, it's not like the PS3 is a lot more complex piece of hardware than the PS2... Bob Davidson Well.. If you're just now preparing.. Too far, man... Why? It's not a race. > Why the ? My friend once had a carpet cleaning service call him up. Normally he would tell the guy to piss off, but this time, he pretended he was interested. "Oh yes! That sounds great! Please. Tell me more!" He got the guy going for a while, explaining all their services, answering phony follow-up questions, naming prices, etc etc. Finally, after about ten minutes, the caller asks "So would you like us to come in and give you an in-home estimate?" to which he replies: "Oh no, thanks. We don't have any carpet." ..... Dan Brown I think you should get that looked at. I think it's more the age thing for most of us..... Why do I see Digimon? As long as it's on your account you should be able to? And you could get into legal trouble if you are monetizing YouTube videos while under 18 The game was rushed? Really? That's not even gore, just blood. I tried this...she started speaking In Spanish More DP than the south Florida porn industry. Because interest has everything to do with looks? With a side of . Yes Emma Watson is average. Don't you have to be at the gym in 26 mins? **ಠ_ಠ I THREW IT ON THE GROUND ** Oh pandora is nice, but malaria? Put a shirt on Oh you mean the move with the chick who ate people with her vagina....I really wish you hadn't brought that up I think there might be a connection between the two pictures but I can't put my finger on it... > And I certainly don't think that being persecuted by Nazis is funny. That is what my ex drives. Gold 4 door and everything. I think thats enough reddit for today. As another Texan, this kind of annoys me. So, FUCK YOU FOR MAKING US LOOK BAD. Farva! Come here hoping to see a video of him getting hurt. I am disappointed. New to minecraft guy here... WHAT... THE HELL.... ARE THOSE COWS... I'm scared >Also, you said that the bible isn't a book of rules... "Wastes time reading"... Yes, cause that makes the joke so much better. That glass better be on a fucking coaster. > Black Tendencies It's like a flaming Jesus stamping my eyes with pain... Don't know what to write... Was expecting back shot in the 1 comment Because those are totally work appropriate. Seems like a repost.. T-T why... Just... I'm going to hell now.... Eyes watering... With ought??? I try not to be a spelling/grammar nazi but that is just messed up. If you are foreign it's ok, otherwise there is no excuse. Holy crap r/civcraft. Nice voting and use of reddiquette. Oh... That i did not know Soon one of them shall win... And then they'll be broke Your username... Yay racism! Not really though How ..... Unoriginal Then you should never inquire about the prevalence of STDs among the elderly... Thanks! And I googled articles about him, why not his name Cannons that shoot crocodiles... Try to escape the bedroom before my husband wakes up and realizes hes in bed with a dude. You tell me, CARROT_IN_MY_VAGINA I live at the end of a dsl line and I can only get 1.5 Why are the words fat and ugly used together like they mean the same thing? is adele ugly? Is queen latifah ugly? Is Oprah ugly? Is cam from modern family ugly? Yes I'm fat My last photo taken on my phone enjoy Waking up deaf for the rest of his/her life... Ehh.... stadsbor... Did you see how fast he was casting that ability were it refreshes? He was using it like 3 times a second FoodPorn? MachinePorn? Any one else see that? Pubs you say? Noobs ehh? I had a friend who did this. It was entirely annoying. Impotency I will never watch this the same way again… Probably not illegal to the first one because the child itself is not directly being exploited. The 2nd one is most certainly illegal. Someone approved this? Nice one Totally unrelated comment tithe one above but... Angry bird eyes look like this ** ** Oh ffs . This subreddit is poor because of Posts like these. That's what she said. The only one without a hole in the top. The Italian one is great if you want some Costco pizza. ...maybe some of the other food is more authentic, but the pizza sure isn't. Those candies probably cost more than the game itself They found a note threatening to kill three campers two months prior and they dismissed it as a prank. Yup, about right... ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Is it cuz I'm black? How does the internet always know what movie I watch the night before? How the fuck does one "ease in" to rape? I had to pee really bad at work one time. I was trying to whip my dick out really fast, and as it came out, I accidentally touched my dickhead to the inside of the urinal.. insta-rage. Yeah sure...change your pants... ಠಠ ಠಠ *I always picture 4-9 year old Dwight* ಠ_ಠ The fuck 4'9'' Yup, me too, unfortunately. I bought a yellow blazer a few years ago, and it was great. I still have it, and it is in perfect condition. I splurged for a dress, shoes, blouse, and swimsuit last week. The dress &amp; the blouse are going back sadly. They are too small for what should be a "typical" Medium. The shoes are phenomenal, but I was disappointed that they weren't real leather. I love them too much to return them, so I'll coat them in Modge Podge to keep the design from flaking off (this was a common complaint from other reviewers). The swimsuit is exactly what I have been looking for, but it's not lined in the back. I feel like you can see my butt-crack through the material, but my husband swears you cant. I hope this stays true when it actually gets wet. e3 disgusts me. It is a playground for le corporate pigs at EA USA, Y U NO LET ME WATCH STUFF ON HULU? (y )y I once saw a couple split up their groceries between them to go through. The cashier and I both stared at them like In fact, it's pretty much exactly that video on YouTube. That is a very good question, and not one I can answer accurately. I mean...unless a woman is SQUATTING over the toilet, or trying to pee standing up...I have no idea. Because only atheists go to school "liveleak.com" I heard the couches are not that clean.... oh. it's *that* episode. why just why , the games scary enough Rangers fans are going to love this. Dam yum! You're a badass! It made my dick retreat up into me, it hasn't come back out I stopped looking at Skagen the minute I read (in the Amazon descriptions or their site, I forget which) that suggested standard maintenance was taking the watch to an authorized Skagen dealer for a seal replacement every couple years. We meet again Adam Rank >Except that ie6 doesn't support transparency, and as a web developer you should know this. Thanks, rick! :) I'm happy that you actually read the voting guidelines -- and saw the big bold text that states that nominations will be revoked if they do not follow the guidelines -- as opposed to daggity... grr ... the article says YESTERDAY Ｉｔ＇ｓ　ｊｕｓｔ　ｙｏｕ　哈哈　 Replace the human population with... Edward cullen... Where the glitter-gone? He turned a trolley collision into an anti-semitic attack? . Aww, this is a much better love story than Twilight.....now kiss I am a paramedic and when I am driving around people try to be nice to us and let us go first. This usually causes confusion in the intersection and then I have to due my job. And it's one file. Great, now I have to download all 8 seasons... And it's exam time here in NZ too "and if you don't correct your ways... " I thought you were being sarcastic Too soon. "I haven't been fucked like that since grade school" always makes me laugh. The first time I saw the movie (after reading the book) it was so unexpected. I was just like well alrighty then... "i" didn't know that...and ewe don't know sarcasm I think you know you are hot. You just came here because your Facebook friends probably know your an attention loving whore and you need the extra attention and karma Miami ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Yay a chance to rage about the newest season of Bones. (minor spoilers) Have any of you seen the episode where the Jeffersonian gets a virus on their whole computer network because they uploaded PICTURES of weird carvings on some bones? Angilas explanation was that it was in the pixels or some crap like that. Now I'm not an expert about stuff like that but come on. Seriously. . I'm married to Pikachu. "Toniiiiiiiyiiiyiiiyiiyiieeyiiight...Wee are you-ung!..." Repeat ad infinitum. I just noticed these comments... As in like.... What day is it today... June 3rd.... Thumbnail Yeah, obviously..... , everyone knows that. No, actually I thought it was aliens. I watched the first episode and then "NOPE"ed. Who... ** ** Says xxXc0dg0d430Xxx. Just saw him live. I can assure you he's in into daggering You like soccer but baseball is boring? Quoting a comment: "Here we get less shock that a kid is covered in arsenic, and outrage that a kid is naked." I could care less about the kid being naked. I at first did not even notice. I was more concerned about the water. I mean. What next. People taking pictures of starving african children who are too poor to have clothes will be arrested for child pornography? Will the photo's of jewish kids in concentration camps be considered "child pornography" There is a clear crisis going on. They focus on the idea that it's child porn? It sickens me. I always come to these threads looking for Aziz Ansari... This time = That awwww is now followed by a loud YEEAAAAAA!!!' Her* story As someone who played FFXI during 2005 but still subscribed here out of nostalgia, I thought from my feed that this was about fascism or Nazism Go on.... Oh that is so pulp fiction. And that's good gotta start somewhere and my internet blushing skills are unmatched so don't be too ashamed this shit doesn't belong here, but I laughed... That was a really roundabout way of saying that..... Is it seriously this weird to have a denim chair? Pretty nice with light out, but imagine it at night...with things looking in.... Well... Shit My number is: 555- I hate you But according to this, he gets to sleep in every day. > And she may or may not be open minded Admit it, there is no girlfriend . FRIENDZONE FRIENDZONEFRIENDZONEFRIENDZONEFRIENDZONEFRIENDZONEಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Good thing we don't base IRA performance on a single year. Nice try, terrorism. T-bagged...love it xD but what the hell is c'est? mfw she tries to speak Spanish: Dude. Gain some weight He looks like a creeper from minecraft... You were trying to leave Reddit Ice floats as well Ugh! They got me on there too. I love the stalker activities of these fucks, using the same tactics of the Nazi SS I see. r/incest might like this oh that's fine. I'm just trying to give him the best scenario in this position. The bureaucracy and nepotism exists in the private sector as well. Fixing the CEO's dad's dial up three states away because they are too lazy to get anything worth while is *just* as important as me keeping production servers Wat... I have to see a heinous jack black movie Pardon the language, but you have to fucking pay child support because a woman raped you and got pregnant. You still don't mention Die Hard in the same diarrhea-laden breath as Rush Hour. I'm putting them on r/aww for people to enjoy isn't that the point? My sister goes to Western... Are... Are you serious? I think he's just disappointed he can't play a good game. wat Except the no purchase option gives you 16 (the max) entries so you're on par with anyone who buys the max entries. Oh wait, that makes you wrong... Not understanding the reason for the downvotes. I was also born in the 80's. When I say 90's kid, I mean that we spent our preteen and teenage years being exposed to 90's culture, hence, 90's kid. Not "someone actually born in the 90's." If you want those kids, I think there is one downvoted at the bottom, claiming to "represent" or some other nonsense. Wrong usage of That's why it's called a fetish It'd be cool if everyone had their own profile card. Just a small card with small information. The username, skin, what they are doing (Something witty like **Destroying a village with fire** ), and it' should display what server they are on in multiplayer or if they are in single player it just says single player mode. And each player should be able to hide their server IP/name if they want to on their profile card so their friends don't join in. Just a thought. my name is ben... That means Karmanaut is *literally* Hitler. I told my non snowsports friend that I spent hundreds of dollars on a snowboard and he basically said "WTF, why didn't you just go buy a snowboard from Walmart for $50. It comes with bindings!" I basically had this face: U must be Santa Claus bc u have blessed us w/ so many gifs! amirite??? Aw screw it I too am commenting to save for later The people who are getting offended Psh, I'd click that all day.... CLICK IT HARDER!!! FASTER!!! STRONGER!!! :P I need to get out more... He means he'll think about the implications He gets together with his daughter when she totes had something going on with her very cool classmate I believe it was a paper towel, lol. He's put far worse in this mouth, believe me! (Um, not in a creepy way tho) How in the world does a post like THIS, make it to the front page? WTF people? I, in my two weeks of reddit membership, have put up posts that are more funny, interesting and amusing than THIS! I'm sorry if this sounds like a lot of bitching, that no one gives a crap about, but I'm truly shocked about this. I think reddit's hierarchy of good posts is really messed up. That, or I am on acid and all of this is a bad hallucination. Lol. The moral message is: don't eat yellow shit, you white acid-addicts. is it just me or did he hit the car behind him everytime he backed up Then I don't want to know what I am. I have 60 helicopter service stars.. Am i ignorant to be wondering why there's a swastika on his chest? "are" *Le Boobies_Are_Awesome, being a stupid le christian fundie . I really hope you adopt that exact expression. I LOL'd. But the reddit quote bar is redundant This Indeed. D'Oh! You're right... That's really weird, I could have sworn it was a free app. And here I've been all this time baffled by how an app that good could possibly be free. The only pussy I need, and no I don't mean in some seedy sense You enter the registry by booting the repair boot cd, go into cmd, then open SAM, and edit the Admin registry key and solve your problem has admin... Or just boot with a third party antivirus I hate you so much right now we should cross it out, and add ** ** hey! my co-workers kid is named rosie... WTF. Nope not joking.. thankfully Just a joke about the whole "black of hair, black of hair, golden hair " Yes yes a thousand times yes!! I was just thinking this. I watched this movie (Kung Pow: Enter The Fist) again on netflix recently and man...it was even weirder than I remembered. I mean, he defeats the cow by milking its udders? TIL Rugrats means rug rats I feel that is the only reasonable response. does it mean she ate his asshole Oh, that's not sexist at all.... No eye protection. Literally. "under-read and illiterate" This is also why you learn how to fucking ride that thing. How do you get Lubricant mixed with Super Glue they have different texture, super glue has an immediate sticking to it and they have completely different bottle. I don't even... You made me imagine that. "I highly recommend our 3 year accidental protection on your investment, bumper to bumper plus US based tech support" - -Trusted Advisor/10k plus ESP prior to promotion . Radiation from a fighter? ### Well I *have said* it has happened before and that it will happen again... ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ^ Haha that raft that boy's holding looks kinda penis shaped. Penises are sooooo funny ლ( ლ) fixed They forgot to tell us what number to text... She had four husbands her second husband of 20 years died and she got married the same year to a man who also died got married one more time ending in a divorce...I think she might have killed two of her husbands " " I hate that this is a political football now, cementing the image in the public solar is a failure, regardless of which side supported it. My wallet size is usually bigger than theirs. Peter Did Sam have any of the obsidian on him? Couldn't tell.... I think he did because Flash Heal is a Priest spell. I think you maybe meant Flash of Light, but honestly that spell uses way too much mana. Yes. Exactly. Pisses me off to no end. Last ex apparently gets a new girlfriend every four or five months but never adds them on fb and doesn't introduce them to his friends. Knew the subject of the context with no . I missed Explosions because we were stuck in line for the camp grounds for 4 hours... Also ensure the litter box is immaculate. Scoop every time he goes, not just once a day. My cat will look and see if there is a turd in it. If there is, he shits next to it. Dude everyone knows that people who eat rice are small! WOAH BRO, the speedometer said 5mph ^ username.. IloveReddit?! My response to teacher "I'll just wear my watch with a calculator on it!" I am now unemployed...that worked out well They're almost as disturbing as Ripley discovering her many other failed clones in Alien Resurrection Since when did 'ideation' become a word? After reading it I got a bit annoyed, but then I googled it and there was... According to Steam I should be ready to play in about...12 hours The is a good deal people I do not know... I saw it while browsing through random pics on google images and that's where the comes in You guys are 2x the price of sodastream for what is essentially the same thing You had me until that last sentence What game? It's killing me. [books](/b "Having read the books, I can't help but hate her every time she's on screen ") Nice try, Ned Colletti. Top right, look again... are we in middle school and need to break up with someone cause they dont smell the greatest? Get over your bigotry instead. This article almost makes me want to give up learning Arabic Oh.. Looking forward to that then.. Lvl? But this is only a slightly amusing coincidence. So a girl who ignored your crush because she does not return it would be a Scumbay Stacy, huh? Get over yourselves Me looking through frontpage of reddit today: "oh Katy Perry is Loki :DD That's funny pic, wait a minute what is that....Eduard Khil ('Trololo Guy') dies in St. Petersburg, aged 77...... ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) (╯°□°)╯( ┻━┻.... ಥ‿ಥ R.I.P." I think she wanted me to think about the contents of this book, but also think she was trying to make a statement. She was a sexually liberated femenist type woman. She liked the "cool kids" who skipped class, but she tried to hide it. She liked them because they were more...well adjusted. She was always challenging these kids with write ups and being vocal about how they should be respectful, but she didnt really like the "good boys", and you could tell. She always used to mimic me and give the look, even though I was portrayed as one of her mascots. She always wore skintight sweaters and push up bras. Depending on wich student you were you could joke about sucking her nipples and spreading her legs within earshot without getting in trouble. Nope that's just blurred from scaling not more "jpeg"'d "poor life choices." "Do the Totodile voice" and the "Lorraine (Mo Collins' character in MTV) cough." *sneaks away* ┌( )┘ For what? Such romantic suggestion ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ = 0 (+8/-8) Still prefer a Tiger over those Fighters.ಠ_ಠ Still prefer a Tiger over those Fighters.ಠ_ಠ I wonder if this will ever be peer reviewed More importantly, why do you still have a Myspace account....? ^ username.. ...de Emilio Azcarraga. Look in the supermarket for "Old English" Cheese (or more appropriately "cheese") by Kraft. It comes in a jar. Bravo! That went from 'not funny' to fast. Fucking dragonites Your remark is not unrelated at all, you liar. A "hiccough" sounds like it would hurt In fact, their save system is so good that you can't not save anywhere. Like that time I accidentally attacked the special blacksmith (in Demon's Souls) and my save game was pretty much ruined for the rest of the playthrough. Get your stupid, irrelevant ass out of my r/teslore. It was a joke Ok this is pointless i know but... his sling is only attached to the front of the gun and not the back. it's floating No that means that unions in your country are fucked up . They're not fine. I know cold war propaganda is still pretty strong in the mind of many US citizens and thus unions are always under attack, but what you describe here is not a problem with unions it's a problem with how they're used (user error). mergi-blat.tumblr.com ? Nu serios, ? My god... You, sir, have desecrated the very image of my favorite champion. I shall never look at her the same way again. Roll the sleeves up and tuck it in, wear a nice belt that matches your **wingtips** ( ). It will make the cardigan look less... gigantic. Well, what the hell was the name of the book? Every group has that one guy who can't keep the straight face long enough. Lookin' at you top left the beib- Why don't you have a seat over there? Hide the sausage. I give you the opposite of she looks like she's about 14 *Tests*? As a woman, "tests" are ridiculous and juvenile. Here's a *test* for you to run: If she conducts a *test*, kick her ass to the curb. "the sweet aroma of rape flowers" ... 65% voted god created humans in their present form 'merica, please go to school. Number 8 and 9.... I was told to only use voice chat if I was willing to "pretend your voice sounds like that because you're a 14 year old boy, it's the only way to hide the fact that you're a girl " This looks like it belongs as one of those Facebook pictures everyone shares... A chair.... I knew this was going to happen Googled blue eyes white dragon. There are no legendaries with that low base stats. > How many women are you whipping your dick out at? Where is the hat... I bet he judged him Allot = Fuck yea. I still haven't beat the game though... Setting our people back at least 15 years. AW HELL NAH Congrats! I take my test (again) tomorrow night.. failed by one point last time. I think the hour drive & getting lost overwhelmed me so hopefully I pass tomorrow. Any tips? People in this city just need to learn how to drive Nice username Frankly I judge people who don't watch it. I feel your pain all the more: the web app developed by the company I work for requires the Java 6u18 or earlier browser plugin. heh, the only thing lacking in my laptop is the Video card (of course) i have a Proper Desktop i haven't used in years, mainly because it had to be reformatted and i lost all the drivers. has a decent graphics card that may be able to run it, but its lacking in ram and is XP lol Also my ethernet Port went out, so i had to start using a wireless adapter *Did you just blame women for the clothes they buy, not make or design?* -fun*roll*-loops. I don't even want to think about what a -funloops would do. Generate object code which never repeats a given instruction? He canceled..... Again > Sorry, but did you just say that if practicality fails a moral test, switch to something that is moral but won't work? That reminds me of the drug war. ಠ_ಠ vad i helvete 7.62x39 AK with a partial link of .50 cal on her shoulder. Then say no Yes I posted my tip on its own thread I hate when girls part their hair in the middle, but I still love her. btw there's no Erin flair Maybe OP is blind? Thanks for being judgmental. I've never understood someone calling someone a tryhard. You could literally not make yourself look like more of an idiot. It's like....yeah i'm gonna try Jeans in a swimming pool? Kog'Maw always looked like a STD ridden penis to me Da fuq The worst part is just buying them. People hate white castle so much that they just give you this look. It's awful sometimes Maybe next time give us some context then You don't seem much more mature, judging by your comment. So you couldn't infer from "have to be 18 or older" that the parent is a teen? My girlfriend got pissed off at me because I forgot to post a picture of us on Facebook. Its been two days since she talked to me The article said Norway have 4.7 million citizens... It became 5 million citizens several months ago... You have to know that the rest of the country was pretty much at you guys. You seem to have forgotten about the two guitars that are worth more than all of my possessions combined. What the hell "the king, is dead" 24/7 Nobody is saying you should You don't want to designate a large area over several z levels for channeling at once; do it one z-level at a time... I forget this almost every time I dig large pits. Splinter Cell, Assassin's Creed 3, and New Super Mario sound all right, but three Rayman/Rabbids games I didnt know what my foreskin was. Im 17 and I thought that my foreskin was my scrotal sac. It wasn't till I was talking to one of my friends and he asked my if I was circumcised and I told him I didn't know. He then explained that it was the extra skin covering the tip of your penis blah blah blah... I was actually quite embarrassed not knowing what foreskin was. You're not helping yourself by downvoting this link. I am and I have never heard of "soory" Although I do say "eh" a lot. Dafuq did I just see? I did. Harry Potter isn't a trilogy ლ( ლ) Well speaking on behalf of the Reddit community that would like to wish you a happy birthday....happy birthday. Sleep as long as you want, when you wake up, we'll still be here....judging you This is how i dance to dubstep So you recycle it back into /r/funny? I read the whole thing thinking it was sarcasm. Then I saw who wrote it and realized it wasn't a joke. There's a big difference sometimes. Repost I see what you did there. #### After visiting the memorial at Pearl Harbor, that is all I can think of when swimming in open water. REading your comment gave me the fucking chills. Sometimes, even when I'm swimming in a pool, I'll start to think of seeing the top of that giant ship sticking out of the water, seeing a nearly identical one parked behind the site, and realizing, "Holy shit. there is one of those underneath me," then freak out. Me and my buddy were swimming laps one day when it happened. I freaked out, started flailing, and jumped out of the pool. He laughed when I tried explaining it. I'm not sure how else to explain it other than think of the shakers as people. I prefer watching movies alone. I've never seen the point of making a coordinated effort with other people to go out, meet up at a theater, make sure to find seats next to each other, then sit there and not talk for two hours (well, some people don't mind talking ). Personally, I like going alone, because I can be bored at home, look at show times, be out the door 10 minutes later, and not have to worry about finding seats, since I only need one. Plus, if I have other people to hang out with, I prefer doing something other than going to the movies. 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The key would be an *amazing* photobomb if you ever felt like trolling someone. ಠ_ಠz yo ಠ_ಠ n dawgg # No but I do notice how you have 7 weather apps Although he certainly sounds like a huge douche, your comment is in no way relevant to groaker's, and you are obviously hijacking the top post to make your point. Jesus why do people make these GIFS First tell you what? I dont get it... ಠ\_ಠ^(ಠ_ಠ)^^(ಠ_ಠ)^^(ಠ_ಠ)^^((ಠ_ಠ)ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)( ) Stared at a naked fat woman for four hours. Afterwards anytime someone would would try to make me laugh i would just look at them like ...TMI, dude. TMI. You never *owe* it to anyone to get married. Byron . Title link something or something &#3232;\_&#3232;ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ o.õ o.õ Yeah, they switched her out! Stay classy, Sony Villages tend to be like that a lot So do I. It is just Walk the Moon. Even Youtube agrees with me I felt another was needed. Cognitive dissonance to the max? Your name....... 1 . I know you from somewhere. . . Uh, yes you do have to pay for the uni you want to go to here. Mind: Blown Okay, let's just use strawman arguments. har... It's pretty recent and I'm not sure about other redditors but my friends usually like/share these photos. Derp Herpson has liked Diggy Simmons photo. ** ** We have our priorities right. Get a trial account post-launch then? That orangutan gets more action with the human chicks than I do. What in the fuck is going on Blowjobs Clearly you weren't watching E3 2012. comic sans, NO The illusive man The character Peeves. HE WENT MISSING IN THE MOVIES. I have him tagged as "porn connoisseur" but I may need to change it to " ". You can do it on other difficulties. I got it on Nightmare. I got it on my first try. ಠ_ಠ dude what the fuck I see through your throwaway, Ego Ignaxio They will not get a witness to come forward over half a century after this case was closed, especially one that was so riddled with racism. What happened was unfortunate, but welcome to what was the Jim Crowe south. Well the dog *is* eating the boys head! Ok, the first period was . My question was more specifically about the period between mid 20s and mid 30s, with its liberal lyfestile and such. Dude. I said crazy. Not psycho 2009 I wish I could unimagine that "kitten smell" ... Where's the brazzers logo? How original Not sure if or :-D Horse: ** ** (╮ )╮︵┳━┳ No you don't. So you're paying someone to choose what to give you for free? In the URL bar the title is just " ". I like his eye. You complain about a GF that is addicted to Diablo? I know. This whole thread now consists of popular posters upvoting each other's 's. Joke has gone too far, kids. If you read the screen you'd realize your an idiot. Also the name written on the bottom is the company who maintains/operates the machine. Why would they write the location of the ATM on it? In case someone loses it? Nice work, Bob. You don't want to know... 'wimmenz'? Dude doesn't know what he's doing, the poor client should be given the benefit of the doubt. California - Yea man we are super progressive here but we are also supremely huge dicks when it comes to running a business as well as a number of other activities. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ EDIT: People don't seem to get that I was ing at the combination of this comment and his username. No, of course not. I know a lot of people that are 11-12 when they have sex . 15 is probably better than 16. Yes, let's not be as thorough as possible and explain it in detail. Afterall, no one has a stake in this at all. Freud says Almost as awkward as trying to read that blue text on black background? hey, at least he'll be able to address the french media fluently. Oh, sure. Because magpies are black. I see how it is. Dude, don't call me by my name on the internet. Now it's getting really creepy... This isn't a porno drive. ** ** Huh. People with less social mindsets are less likely to anthropomorphize an invisible being in order to explain their own existence. *Who'd have guessed?* Catwomen?? I just hope this game isn't just a series of long hallways interrupted by quick-time events. And... were those zombies attracted to the grenade? All I know is the one time I went to Swindon, it was a dumb. Probably still is... .... wow. clearly, i'm a bit off today That is a very nice smile. :) still a little blurry though. *my "I have a small penis" truck * <--- I hope my life isn't like an episode from Glee It's a good thing *only* foreigners are guilty of behaving this way. *Korean* men would *never* treat women like this. That would be unthinkable. Yep. Exclusively foreign behavior. You also submitted an IAMA about being a pathological liar... Why is this the first time I'm hearing of your dislike of the forums. inb4 You're trying to argue that his personal preferences are wrong and he needs to learn to like a controller that's uncomfortable to him. Why? [ASOS](/b " ") TIL Jewish = rich. Gaming PC with an i7 I just think... men get this really weird look on their face when they're trying to be romantic. It's either this really soft smile, or something like and it just really freaks me out. You had three different phones over the course of one year ? Well, that puts the last nail in the coffin for me. Halo is dead. While on a date with a guy "You're really pretty, you look just like my ex-girlfriend" Whenever I go to my gf's place there are either 2 or three pillows on her bed... Oh wait a minute! You know, writing shit like that makes *you* sound desperate. You must be great with the ladies. If the poop count started at #0, for a 25-yr old to be on poop #27373838 they would have to take approximately 3,000 poops per day. I understand as an atheist who opposes religion, you want your beliefs to be represented in the word atheism. However, I implore you to look at the word and understand that religion has nothing to do with the word atheism, just as belief in God has nothing to do with religion. I mean no offense by this, and I understand that the majority of atheists are against religion, but please do not further dilute the meaning of the word "atheism". It **literally** ( ) makes communication considerably more difficult when the word becomes used improperly more often than it is used properly. *Instagram* At first I was like funny comment, then I read your username. He apologized for her not calling and canceling.... I was like yeah. But even though he hasn't seen me he upped my meds. He didn't even remember he is the one who put me in the hospital..... really? But my meds are like 80 dollars so cant afford them... I hate the US healthcare system. Modern science **CHRISTIANITEE!!! ** I think it was a joke (ಠ_ಠ) (ಠ_ಠ) (ಠ_ಠ) (ಠ_ಠ) (ಠ_ಠ) (ಠ_ಠ) ( ) Unless its a girl buffalo People think synesthesia is imaginary? WTF. Even for someone without synesthesia it's not hard to imagine. We're all a little bit synesthetic. Why else would we do things like say that the letter T is "sharp"? I feel disproportionately enraged about how ridiculous some people will always be ! Oh yeah? Well I have a nice sandwich and a cup of tea day! They are at least 123.8% better than your stupid cake days... "New Mario" Exactly it's like she's condoning childhood obesity wich is already prevalent "Slip out the backdoor and started nailing their asses" told me to break up with my atheist boyfriend bc "a good relationship consists of you, your partner, and God, and if only one of the people in the relationship knows God, then there is a missing connection and the other person feels a great loneliness" Ryze passive... The game..... Yeah, people who have different interests and pursuits which does not appeal to me MUST be somewhat unintelligent. ...Of course my paycheck isn't until the end of the week Sony won E3 by default because they had no dancing in their press conference. Microsoft, Nintendo? How many spiders I swallow every year Oh no, no one has ever told you that you're beautiful. Soon Scared to admit you like A7X? Unfortunately I still don't understand apparently ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I wouldn't. Exacto. Vamos a analizar eso. Por que no son anti-AMLO?? "yosoy132: Somos un movimiento apartidista " I'd go with, "Hey I heard about this chrome incognito mode. It's really useful for when you don't want people to know you go on furaffinity. *turn head* " My wife calls them "stoptionals" Your name should be 'Picture_Engineer' LOL ... Nope Absolutely SFW... My Dad's birthday is the 20th of January, parents anniversary is the 23rd of January. I was born September 20th. T'was 11 when thinking about the months between my families birthdays, and 13 when I realized I was born exactly 9months after my Dad's birthday . I dont want to work. I have been using it since Christmas but at the moment it's driving me mad. I had to restore my iPad and iPhone last week and now when I try and download certain songs it says cannot download error 11111. Apple support have been working on this for 3 days now and only a couple of sings are starting to work. ### Yes, bringing back racial slurs. That's what we want... Irrelevant, but as soon as I read that last sentence I looked at my TV to see someone facepalming. I HAVE NEVER SO HARD IN MY LIFE. Mmmmm, WordArt. Of course it is, they can squash you after all. Might is right your Maybe you should stop vandalizing her block then, Thomas ಠ ಠ Yeah Sophie Turner just turned 16 a few months ago which means she was 15 during filming of the second season. ಠ_ಠ indeed, indeed. Ugh alcohol + mob mentality + Surrey Oh I'm sorry! Clearly you didn't see the whole "don't take that advice" half of the comment... Gotta get some yoo-hoo now. I am prepared to give you as much cobblestone as you will ***EVER*** need. Oh gosh that's horrible. So do I I'm sorry, I'm a guy, what's a cumbox? Foreign Affairs. Her craftsmanship could have been put to better use than celebrating the 50-year rule of one person over the entire British population. Shit like this makes me sick and very disappointed with humanity Imagine how awkward this video would be if it was full of unattractive women... So, this was funny and a good source of facts. But the only time that sexualities besides gay and straight were even hinted at, the speaking character was quickly and jokingly told to shut up. Video not available on mobile devices If she uses BC consistently and correctly and you two are monogamous have at it! How old are you? Splooge inside her? Don't get your 15 year old girlfriend pregnant Upvote for motivation! **Bro hug**! But seriously, get off Reddit And according the the United State's Code of Military justice it's still illegal in the military too And the acid didn't dissolve the cardboard over time? Baby birds are so ugly I almost didn't notice anything was wrong. Why is that news? I doubt that. ** ** My university, a private one, REQUIRES students to have an internship before their senior year in order to graduate. and guess what type of internships these are? If you guessed the unpaid type you are correct you should have gotten as close to her as possible, and then giver her one of these I have no shame Yep. You read it right. I give myself one of Hesse once in a while. I was a waitress at Chili's and a table tipped me $40 because I was going to college soon. As I thanked them the wife interrupted me saying, "Now sweetheart do you believe in Jesus?" Didn't want to be an asshole so I say yes. She counters with, "Do you love him as our saviour?" Is your mom one of those moms who won't listen to reason about men? I dated an Iranian guy for a year or so and my mom was SURE he was a Muslim terrorist. Or if not him, then his dad. The poor bastard was a shy dentistry student who risked his life and paid something like $18,000 in bribes to get out of Iran. Now he lives in Vancouver and works in web design. He hangs out in Starbucks all day with his MacBook and he likes to take pictures of architecture in his spare time. He reposts the occasional funny link from r/atheism on his Facebook feed. But apparently he's *Iranian* so he *must* be a terrorist. And hoop snakes Are you seriously getting Danny Elfman confused with Randy Newman from that Family Guy episoide? >You mother fucker, I have to pay for my OWN apartment. I'd like to extend this sentiment to everyone who's parents are doing this, and add an extra strong dose of *** ***. everything is cuter with puppies! Even rape! Why the fuck is Halo 4 under "Playstation Gamers" and The Last of Us under "Xbox Gamers"? *casually walking away...* That's too many Cleveland Steamers for one thread! Wait, hold on......people actually *watch* the Spike VGA's? That's pretty great. I've tried minecraft art once before- got a migraine. Just when I finally forgot about that... ಠ_ಠ**Aziz** #### Yeah, My link is talking about mustard... "next word in the Dictionary; Rape Butterfly" ## I can't imagine why I would want to. haha. At least not yet... [* *](//#twitter) I'm sorry, I'm a cumbox, what's a guy and a girl? I feel like a boron for not being able to think of a pun Run. Along with the 'flipper'. "When I was a kid my friends' parents used to say, 'Look at the size of this girl's bottom.' " They even made me buy products i didn't know i wanted Your on reddit.. You WILL fap! The Hyundai... When did he draw it? I've been linked to 34 of this picture a month* ago. I'm seriously questioning the legitimacy of this. Who is that lol my thoughts exactly and who would admit their penis is small "Fact: Marijuana is linked to risky behavior" It puts the lotion on its skin... I'm sorry. I can only find locations within the United States. For users outside the U.S. please download Google Maps for only AU$5.00 I will... at least for the next week or so. Terran. The first movie it recommended to me was Rampart. You are only 15 ???? How do you bypass the page that says you must be 18 or older to view this site? /r/clopclop is leaking into /r/sysadmin ...its warp**ed** tour I had no idea people outside Russia knew of this And I thought *my* arms are veiny Tea and scones what what! If you buy weed you support the terrorist!.... Is better be a shitload of vodka involved That's true. Tell me about it... If only it wasn't made by bethesda. DLC is going to be broken to hell once it hits playstation Not sure why...my fiancé just decided she wanted to see what she would look like I guess. I have grown to think it's pretty funny/cute after a few days of *Newton*? Best pizza in the world, in the US? Oh god, my roommate it constantly telling me about that shit... And by constantly i mean at this very moment. You are the cancer... Saratoga or Campbell? windows hp Ahem. Excuse me, it appears my computer has gone and fixed itself before I could do anything. So you question the horse riding but you seem to think it's normal for someone to randomly take off their shirt and lick their fingers? Why not "sexy doctor" ? They're freaking expensive though. It costs me $19 for one suit Rape shack ... Steve Explain sexually open to my virgin ears please. Yes, squirts blood... While farting Honestly, I'm just wondering how this ever came up in conversation in the first place. I had a classmate whose name was Chinki. What if I'm a her? Shake it grandma Sucks to be the guy who needs the heimlich maneuver while washing his hands. Yes and this enlightenment is an obvious result of his atheism Oh no! Don't tell me they're letting people outside the Beltway in now Maybe he could have texted her to explain rather than *standing outside her screen window, scratching it and whispering her name* A little bit of both. If you over-nuke them they get super weird and rubbery but it it's done right they're ok. I usually bring raw scrambled eggs into a container and microwave them at work for breakfast. Biggest downside is that my office then smells like eggs for an hour or so. And not in a good way The strings sound fantastic! but then MattBellex... At my last job waiting tables, a woman changed her baby's diaper at the table and left it there when they left. Those eyebrows... I once asked how many episodes there were in a season of 24 Coxy > Look on that guy's face, . Priceless. Black cats with big shoes explains the footmarks by your house. And the light, well.....we can talk about that later. IN THE DARK HA HA! Because there's *no* way to edit it!! Girl at :36 I was intrigued to find Netflix's subtitles do not match up with what is being said in the movie (my example 'Sling Blade'). Most particularly when it came to swear words. So it's ok if I can hear the words, I'm just not allowed to read them. Install Google Chrome to your flash drive. For when you have to use that computer that hasn't updated since ie6 Borderlands 2 Trypophobia I have that chair... I'm sitting in it right now "would of" Thanks for the list, but I'm not seeing Big Gigantic anywhere (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ I love my alarm clock Oh smootie, you know I have to ... A already knew. Your mom and your sister already told me when they and I were in a threesome. Your title is misleading His title is a direct quote from the article as it originally appeared. Surprise! Articles on the Net can be edited. We will overcome. / Exactly how I feel and then I'm too terrified to open my eyes for fear that they'd be right in front of me or outside the shower glass Thank you internet Cho'gath Playing PC game... uses cellphone to take screenshot. So they're not salting the passwords, then? were all going to be murdered eventually Your bike looks horny. Big enough difference to get confused. I was told by a Dutch lady that Afrikaans sounds like baby talk to them. Was mildly insulted. Dat dance Though it is funny, not quite how this got front page. Not very clever and merely describes a gif founded on the Internet "NorCal" I was making myself a sandwich and I was out of sliced cheese. I used a block instead and cut myself a slice off. I slived right into my finger. I went to the ER, got stitches, etc. About a week later, I get a ohone call from the insurance company requesting more information on the accident. 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"It's the chemical formula of a plant." - Bond showing off his deep knowledge of biochemistry.. Sarah Silverman .... that last sentence. Til an eighth grader has a bigger dick than me In 10,000 days I'll be 54 >but it's downright karma whoring to repost your own repost. I love how they have "American" as a language parker is a colllege student Oh man, I'm late to the party. Not necessarily Guild Wars 2 related, but how big is your in-house audio team? How much of the audio do you outsource? I see no audio people on the AMA team I like the part where the top comment ruins the joke for you That's better than my barb's lvl 60 weapon Sure she does Such an inspiration! And no talk of this ugliness, as I see none Towes is such a freakin windbag. Whoever elected his ass: Apparently I didn't have a big enough piece of wood *LE FIGGOTS, With an infinite number of universes, and an infinite number of number combinations, there's gotta eventually be letters used. And with an infinite amount of combinations possible, there's gotta be one with the combination Earth-2. Passive-aggressive pedantry. sure you've never tried it... Your account is two months old... Too bad the teeny weeny on the left had to be blanked out. Less interesting than the finger,method, by the looks of it ಠಠಠಠಠಠ ಠಠಠಠಠಠ lolwut. Faggot, OP is. Joke not funny. *** *** The flag in the background says Bay Area Anarchist something. What kind of anarchy group body paints peace symbols? Guys this won't change the fact that Miley is sexy and often wears revealing clothing. Nothing here will change, unless she gets prego. Seriously, the first thing I noticed was the little dude was like constantly hovering by the mom...probably urging her not to get the dog so that her son could come onto reddit more. It all makes sense now... What part of the penis am I even looking at in B? My penis doesn't look like that. Should I be concerned? This goes on for an entire minute and 39 seconds I use a knock-off R4 card for my DS Lite. It was $10 and it works just fine, but it only lets me play on full brightness. Red Rocket... Reading the the first paragraph I got to the words "in the parking lot of a South Side Walgreens". I living in the South Side of Chicago thought "oh shit it better not be..." looked at URL- no surprise. Never venture north of Orlando. There be rednecks. I think you win So, he turned down 'LOTR' because he couldn't understand it, yet accepted a role in 'League of Extraordinary Gentlemen,' while not understanding it . That's the... Ahh, yes! Robinson. What area are you in? And HOW DID YOU KNOW I WORK IN VISION??? I just like to randomly upvote from time to time. Enjoy. Repost. Me too.... I went to a cache and right near ground zero behind a tree was a large red strap-on. I'm more concerned about the number of pills you'd have to take to be "poisoned". I had GI surgery once and they had me on 5-8 of these a day with no effects other than the obvious one... Maybe it was in his plan that you would pray? Because no one is going to get confused and/or their panties in a twist about a subreddit named "AssTalk". ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Mr. Shuester, the music teacher on glee, is straight. What made you think he was gay? Because he's in charge of a glee club? Dude, this guys give me chills. Imagine a guy like that with his mic always on shouting like crazy in your ears ^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^ I'm sure it will be soon. Moving to the Bay Area in the fall... And whoever is making trailers for AC3 still has no clue how bows work other than "You pull the string and it shoots pointy things at people, right?"...first he was amputating his thumbs with the fletching, and now he's firing it at an angle **with the arrow resting under the bow** (while still slicing his thumb open, mind you...). I see BEN Goddammit, why can't we just play ball and not flop everywhere? I'm -ing at you, Beard. Also, what would original-finder bot have left to do if I had? And what do we have now? Oh right, *ai se eu te pego!* Well now we'll never know! Thanks a bunch Yea...then your going to start directing all those Nigerian princes his way... Yes, how could anyone take this comment to be insensitive or rude... Ohp. i messed up earlier. Im Mr.WINGJAMES! Ugh thank you so much! I hate that fucking shit so much, it's like whenever I go onto Facebook it's all I see EVER. It's so damn annoying Why have I never done this before... My birthday's tomorrow ಠ_ಠ Call me crazy, but I feel like she's different from the melee Peach. Idk it feels weird to play with her now. I hate my alarm clock [*nothing showed up.* ** **](//#blackface) I used to head the YA department at a medium-small Library, and I cannot argue with that. My co-workers were fairly technophobic and would happily hand-print out of order signs for the many public use computers without the slightest bit of troubleshooting. I was very unpopular because I would "fix" them and tear down their signs before they could report them as out of commission. Really stupid stuff. Like power cords, pulled cables, stuck keyboard keys, reset homepage, or the mystery issues that fix themselves with a restart. I was unpopular because it made them feel stupid. As a Timbers fan, seeing this brings back the pain. *cough* cracked.com "Curiosity". ^(ಠ) ^ಠ Some other guy mentioned it in their comment, but incase you missed it, excel has a setting to disable automatic calculations (independent of the file). There's probably a shortcut for it that was accidentally set off. You should really try to recreate the problem on her computer if you can't get it to happen on yours. Blowjobcore Negligence ? I did it with correct form. I did the Starting Strength program, everything by the letter. SKS ........ .....The S stood for Simpson..... Dammit you beat me to it Pinterest?... If I can't jump on turret controls anymore I'm un-subscribing That doesn't count. My name is Jen. I'm The fact people think you can "win" trade shows. I think this was made by the same guys that did the "Marley and Me" preview. There are other websites.... bellingham is closer to seattle Maximum This makes me glad I never finished watching that The youtube title says 100* more about the movie than the actual trailer... /b/ sane ... /b/ is the biggest bag of crazy I've seen. Their main, and only, charm. That's retro touche So you shopped a picture of yourself and are now pretending its your birthday? Reddit made me this way . ^(^ಠ)^(ಠ) ^ಠ^ಠ I thought it was only the muslim that were against music I think he just wanted a subtle way to show us his toxic green, dank, mini stone hedge looking courtyard. I see what you did there . I tip my hat to you sir. mmmmm... love me some Jake Danzel's even the dog understood! I love how none of the comments are answering op's question, and instead are trying encourage op not to listen to this crazy "bitch" (wtf guys ) and to keep his foreskin. Miniature Market is my local store. It's mainly about all drugs not just weed smokers but yeah I sure hope I don't get as low as those 'pot head people' I do what I want with my fingers Steam gift They made a damned swastika out of records I think we *all* know the reason why not Roidberg. Hey look, I'm Peter Molyneux - my game is so interesting and different and… oops. It's not as special as I've BS'ed it to be. Lynfect, the guy with the cumbox, posts regularly to r/gore and r/picsofdeadkids Why is he getting downvoted? He's contributing to the thread. C'mon, Reddit . But seriously, continue. "He was declared dead at 7.40pm on Friday and his body was handed over to his family in a plastic bag." Hey, this only has been reposted twice in the last week, good job What? I just said I've actually seen stuff and photos actually taken by my grandfather. And other peoples families who survived it, totally separate from just hearing and reading shit.... And to think that I couldn't build an x-wing using instructions. This guy is makin me look bad Is that an Ascom phone I see... Dude were you there or something? How do you know what we said? Well, then, here's what I have to say to those students: You like stuff short...your people, your beards, your temper Complete Disgust, The guy could have at least put on clean underwear I'm a T1 diagnosed as an adult, and most people assume that because I used to be overweight that that is why I got diabetes. Or that the weight I worked my ass off to lose was only because of my untreated diabetes (nevermind that my weight was steady for 6 months before I was diagnosed... ) Wow you did a fantastic job! I'm sitting on the monumental task of re-doing my parents' tank: nuclear fallout scene there---moss I put in 6 months ago are gone completely, Anubias barely hanging (how can you mess up Anubias)...and my dad put in a tank full of cichlids...I looove cichlids but one really needs to plan ahead before putting in cichlids...NICE ONE DAD . I think that the One Direction song has been over analysed but there are some disturbing things in pop music. In the Katy Perry song there is the lines, "I'm going to probe you, I'm going to disrobe you, cos I abducted you so I tell you what to do." thats just fucked up that this is a song that was played all the time on the radio. Another song that I find really fucked up is Let You Go by Chase and Status. Its sounds like what an abuser would say. These aren't adults only songs but mainstream pop music heard by everyone. I'm really glad my daughter lives in a world where rape is glamourised and threats show someone really loves you. 68+69 What the fuck did I just read? ... or they could just port Warsong Gultch to Diablo 3. Why? And this is why votes should come with mandatory IQ tests. You're both low content. You have fill your comments out ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ See? Much more content for everyone That's not specializing. I honestly thought that's as stupid as stupid gets, until I saw the word dragon How do you think it feels like living in California? That's their excuse to justify the amount of things that go in there Came here to say this. Wobbuffet does keep it's hands down next to it's crotch a lot... but that ones a female... Quit resting your thumbs on the trackpad while typing No grammar police. Corregido, no sé por qué le puse el acento . Perdón por deshonrar tu apellido. Bien, Carlos Mal. .. but this one's better. Yeah just what I thought too. Can't tell if it's a dog or a pig. Either way terrible thing to think about The title is why I came. I can't believe mid development they switched lead platform from PC to this. Is this an attempt at a joke? ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Just no.. I don't think you understand how ugly these masculine "women" are One more thing while we're at it....how did he pick up his passport with no further ID required I call bullshit. My boyfriend gave me a lot of flowers when we first started dating, I have some dried out and pressed in between a book. They're nice to have, but I *hate* it when they start to die and stink up the water. The smell of a rotten rose was the most discusting thing I ever smelled, it's gross He does it multiple times can't tell if you're serious or reacting because of 9000 reference... It adds a little more than " " Antialiasing problem You left off a "g". Didn't enable it?!? *Vernor* Vinge. ####↖ OR [ ](/tinytxt!) ## Am I the only one to find her seriously attractive? Are you kidding me? What's next, cops who weren't aware of the risk of being shot? A half ton Harley Davidson motorcycle floated across the ocean? *** *** In math class, there was a brown team, a black team, a white team, and a yellow team... 3 albums.... 3... So many downvotes Are you trying to take my schtick you asshole? I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I'm pretty sure you just want the state to feed you ribeye steak ice cream smoothies. You mean its not accepted as a part of masturbation? I love that desk. I want how often were you touching your dick to surfaces???“ ( ) Apparently this guy is just so freaking social and awesome that he's reached a place in life where he can judge everyone else based on their shared interest. I bow to you oh wise one. I don't understand how they could possibly have overlooked that when developing the game. They could have just copied from D2 I live on the west coast. No one bothers you about your religion. I believe you've entirely misunderstood. Frustrating. My adolescence mind prays that was real. The rest of my mind OH I GET IT... its a GINGER in front of GINGER....clever. My favorite part was the bit where .357 magnum is way better than 9mm, even if bullet weight and velocity are the same. Oh god the typo Are you gonna sit there dispensing medical advice or are you going to get to the licking? What the fuck have I been doing with my life... .. there are no boobies here... damn nsfw tag Damn Butterfaiths... I was crushing on probably the most beautiful girl I've ever met, but I'm incredibly shy so I kept not asking her out, then I found out she's incredibly Christian. It was a blow to the crush, but I still asked her out eventually. She said no because she was "trying to focus on her faith..." OMG ... im not alone.... my office poker face in reddit You mean another Semi-Automatic sniper rifle the M39 EMR . I'm sorry I just can't take any person serious when they use Semi-Automatic rifles all I picture is them running around with a red dot rapid firing. I have never once been killed from a far distance with a Semi-Automatic rifle. I have been killed a ton mid to close range with those guns due to the fact that spamming bullets with eventually get you kills. NO **I'M** the most knowledgable Weird Al fan! =P I was just being speculative, no different than the top comment Wow, so that happens if your a girl? Gee getting some most be so hard. Your^your^your I wouldn't give him more because he is a puppy and I wouldn't want to over feed the little guy, you douche bag. Stop that, you're confusing me. [*ಠ_ಠ***ಠ_ಠ**~~ ~~](/longneck-spin) [*ಠ_ಠ***ಠ_ಠ**~~ ~~](/longneck-spin) [~~ ~~](/fumanchu) [~~ ~~](/fumanchu) Is it bad that I want to treat all you tall ladies like princesses? day bitch be crazii yo Things can change baby. Yes, I was obviously alluding to rape and murder and not to the lack of insurance that you're not being scammed That's not the reddit switcharoo also you're apparently an expert on what underage assholes look like. And that... would be odd What sens do you have? I'm really struggling finding a good sens. Im sure he might if he had any sense of the real word and where to put them I don't know do you think its >What's a "closet case transsexual" ? >>What's a "closet case transsexual" ? Eh, it's meant as a compliment. Is giving compliments creepy now? Damn client, response is bellow It scares the cat whenever it tries to piss on your clothes. Never again, Garfield. Do it again and I'll neuter you. Bad. Everything is hackable, no matter how much we think we have a handle on Internet security. Plus, the chances of a once in a century solar flare that fries most of our electronics isn't too far fetched. Just look at what happened to New Yorks power grid in the late 1800's due to the sun belching what amounts to a huge EMP pulse. Things could devolve extremely quickly. Not me, but one of my best friends cut a chunk of skin off of his scrotum while manscaping. Yes. I said chunk. I saw the aftermath Not fucking that hot ass girl with fake tits.. Oh, yeah. She wanted me too, and I pussied out. Wow Olympics never looked more interesting NOPE *Too* perfect... ...how the hell do you know this? Obviously you're oblivious if you didn't read my reply to the top comment. Take your moody ass on elsewhere and learn to appreciate a simple joke. And I'm not downvoting you cause you may be misunderstood I looked down at the keyboard to see how far they got the keys wrong from "e" to ".".... Black olives know what they did. Hahahaha, well...this is awkward. I work for a captioning service for heard of hearing people so I've heard my share of phone conversations. I once had a call where a man was telling he and his wife's swinger partner how she jerked him off and they didn't clean up his yoo-hoo. he said he woke up in the middle of the night, and his yoo-hoo was so dried and stuck to his dick and the sheets that when he stood up it actually took off layers of skin. Sounds like a fun night. Asked my mom! She said that he woke up and was telling her to be quiet. She thought he was my aunts friend and he was surprising her, she told my aunt that a guy was there for her and when my aunt went to look she had no idea who he was. They called the police and the guy started talking crazy and ran out of the house... police caught him but they didn't pick up the blood. Also, she said he was naked.... Ocarina of Time 3D, New Super Mario Bros 3D, Metal Gear Solid 3D, Kid Icarus: Uprising, Mario Kart 7, Resident Evil: Revelations, Paper Mario Sticker Star, Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon, Super Smash Bros. 3DS in the works... Nothing to play? You're an idiot. I usually try and hurry up and finish going to the bathroom. [* *](//#freshman) Something with the word 'mine' or 'craft' seems to be popular Ok this is really fucking creepy OP. Your screen name is extremely similar to my given name. Love your approach to sex advice though. Too many people get hung up on discussing this. Most enjoyable activity in all of life, and people gotta be prudes. Yeah it's hard to believe, mostly all hot girls go for the guys that make me go "seriously..". good to hear you're not like that! If only Gone With The Wind was more like r/gonewild, I might have actually been able to finish. (The book ) Yes 14 people shared that on Facebook. > how did you find me?! ┌( )┘ Did you ride his pole one last time? Some accomplishment. Don't even get me started with qatar What a fantastic life you lead Black sacks. Howd you know it was on 9gag? Andus? Not in public! Sheesh I read this as " Smart dog eating her har" somewhat to self I was biting my nails as I read this, now I feel guilty and I stopped. Except the people who own it throw a hissy fit when you get on the property and then let out the dogs. Or annoyingly drunk when one is still sober. Apparently this is a turn-off for both sexes I came here to post this exact comment. Word for word. I was happy, ecstatic even, that someone out there thought the same thing I did exactly as we saw the same thing. We could have been two peas in a pod, ebony and ivory, Ben and Jerry.... and then I read your username Contributes to conversation. Gets downvoted. 404 error. The Loop, Dogtown, and oh God The Hill! I don't know whether to upvote that or leave it alone... I also stick my tongue out when I write or concentrate. Used to think it was a slight little poke but I've since learned it looks like I'm trying to make out with myself! I requested a copy of my 50 sin tank and my 50 sniper as I wanted to test both... Well, they copied my sin tank twice, but no sniper I think I just turned hetero now, dammit *cough* last of us god of war and beyond were all ps3 rendered and not cinematics*cough* wheeeew that was a big one. I'm 18, there's no way that's possible I just had this conversation with my boyfriend, reminiscing "**SHAKE HANDS WITH BUBBLE BUDDY!**" and we mimicked squeak^squeak squeak^squeak squeak^squeak squeak^squeak perfectly. I mean, if someone is an African American/Lesbian/Atheist/Jew, she can post her picture all day long captioned with some of her words of wisdom because she lives in the world of *28 Days Later*. Just being an Atheist though. . . I think this is your NO B.D. right? I can't even remember when this is cheeseburgers in your lips in this last few years. Don't go out in this world is seek your perfume. I am in his lunch this use of month and time is always impossible. Think about my offer like photon of all they corgis. Love, Grandfather Bad. Was going to do it just for the fact that you have my fav number in your swag bucks account (58) but it isn't open to Quebec residents , sorry fellow Ent. That shit was brandy new So I have to choose between "being beaten" and "being treated like a helpless baby"? Thanks for clearing that up. I'm sure there is no healthy, happy medium somewhere in there at all. Nope. Don't try to logic this. Just don't. I always get this, i'm a chick. With boobs and everything. No... if you'd taken notes on the reading you'd be thoroughly furnished for knowledge on the topic like you're supposed to be. Good plan (except for the murder bit! ) Nothing like a workout so hard you can hardly walk out of the gym Yeah he really showed him... And to think, before I saw what OP linked, I was debating whether a "Catherine the Great" joke would be too tasteless. Thank you homicidalmunky... Why the fuck do I want to eat this cat Those eyes.... Why aren't you coming to church and feeling guilty about your sins anymore? *Are you on drugs!?* ** Ronaldo has quite the firm grip on Balotelli** One time I tried to give a homeless man some spare change, turns out he wasn't homeless. I have come to expect weird stories from having you tagged as "ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ " because that's what the game needs My dad has some canned possum in the closet... It's probably older than me. I hate when my mom puts on make-up whilst driving. She says she can do it because she has expierence (I'm 19) oh god... I'm old Oh, wow, ***another*** picture showing us the bans bug...ALL the upvotes Why did you have to subjugate me to this? I actually managed to avoid having to watch it all this time. WTF? Well done, you've Americanised the Euros Seems like OP is insinuating LA girl's aren't "classy and fun". As an illegal, you still have the right to be protected. Individual cops may be lackluster but their job is still to defend you. I basically lived as an illegal while dating my ex, she was always getting herself into trouble (particularly with older men) and I had to bail her out going face to face with these nuts. Luckily it never came to blows but her fear of the police I later learned was irrational. Yet ironically that didn't stop her from cheating on me with a cop, hmm. In retrospect I think she may have been trying to get my ass kicked lol. I was about 12 when I discovered masterbating, and I thought I was the only person who knew about it and could do it. Totally thought I was special Can this be used as precedent? >edit #2: It was probably Karmanaut. Ive seen ryze go against swain with flash/heal.. I've seen xin jungle with exhaust/heal ( he basicly killed blue when I reached lvl 3 on mid.. ) Ive lost every game with a malphite jungler on the team (idk why , ORITE HE WAS ULTIING ON PEOPLE WITH BUNSHEES ) And thats not all folks.. Thats only the last 3 games I played.. :/ And even If I sound mad, I blame myself.. For not babysitting EVERY FUCKING LANE WHEN IM A JUNGLER!!! "ZHU ONLY GANKED ONCE BOT DAT Y LOSE WE" And obviously too lazy to read what's under the clip.... What in the.... I... dear god I have no words Says the guy with 69 in his name So I read this on my iPad. In darkness sitting on my couch. It's currently 5:32am and I was planning on sleeping. That's all out the window now. Thanks. worryingly, when I asked my 2nd year if they read, only a few said they did. One boy was very impressively reading Walter Scott's Journals, but in the main the only thing the other kids read was fanfic Rain no, he just believes, along with the rest of us, that disabled people are EVIL I see what you did there.... We have one also. I think he's around school most of the day. He's always in the parking lot in the morning/afternoon watching us: mfw his glass' palate cleansing ritual: I can't imagine why they would cancel a show just because one of the challenges was drinking huge heaping amounts of donkey jizz and piss... Loved the book, the only reason I'm not going to watch it is because they're gunna mess it up. I really don't care if OSC is a homophobe and other bad stuff. That guy... I'm a quality control technician. Apparently I'm the guy who goes over the raiding logs and points out every mistake. " " Every scene from Cannibal Holocaust. >edit #2: It was probably Karmanaut. ლ( ლ) Why didn't you return to the battlefield? In this economic climate, you think quitting your job to make a shitty game is a wise decision? That's not under five words That's not under five words That's not under five words Laptops MAC hand isn't on the keyboard No headset's ....did you take this? You don't get a break The car alone says they are a douche. Hey they have some pussy at their LAN That's a waistcoat, not a vest Yea cause cod created gun game La început eram like . Apoi ti-am vazut username. Good man! Upvote! This kind of shit angers me. One of my christian friend actually said "I don't go on reddit anymore, the front page is too filled with atheists haters non-sense... they are just a bunch of idiots... they don't understand what Christianity really is... on top of that, they always invent bad verses that are not really in the bible or are completely taken out of context" LITERALLY CTRL + F: "Seriously, its assholes like this that make crazy people on TV claim that websites are harboring neckbeards. Knock this shit off, its hurting everyone, its not clever, and I really don't feel like dealing with more crazy moderators. edit: Obviously, the second statement isn't going to magically make this cunt go away. But when something like this happens, there are always a few people who think they're being clever by trying to mimic the situation "for the lulz." Its not clever, don't even think about it. You're actually a step below a circlejerk mod if you're doing that. edit #2: It was probably Boobies_Are_Awesome. " LITERALLY CTRL + F: "Seriously, its assholes like this that make crazy people on TV claim that websites are harboring neckbeards. Knock this shit off, its hurting everyone, its not clever, and I really don't feel like dealing with more crazy moderators. edit: Obviously, the second statement isn't going to magically make this cunt go away. But when something like this happens, there are always a few people who think they're being clever by trying to mimic the situation "for the lulz." Its not clever, don't even think about it. You're actually a step below a circlejerk mod if you're doing that. edit #2: It was probably Boobies_Are_Awesome. " Whether or not to get my laundry from my mom's room when her boyfriend is over. Bravo, it succeeded. Vibrato and falsetto, yep, talent... Maybe he's not physically handicap... Yeah, early Cata was kind of a hey-day for me because I think that's when I first started really figuring the game out. I raided in Wrath, but because I was the newbie and was originally invited because my fiancee was on the team, I was essentially the scapegoat until the day we left that guild :( Can't kill the Lich King? Must be the *rogue's* fault! In Cata, though, I finally got in a good raid team that was actually progressing and that actually respected mai mad deeps... and thanks to a well-timed Christmas break early in the expansion, I actually got to out-gear my fiancee for the first time ever... not to mention discovering achievements and the joy of collecting mounts. Exciting times, to be sure, and though obviously those are firsts that can't really be replicated, I'm hoping that MoP will be just as exciting in its own way :) So what you're saying is that you were drinking PBR before it was cool? ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Why were you asking for her password? Patent != invention What ever anal-razor, we all know who is behind the posts. Wait, you're right. My bad I also get incredibly paranoid about people seeing me sleeping, ever since my eyebrows were shaved off.... "U" If I found out the new guy on my dev team was posting questions like this, I'd be concerned. ... How else are you supposed to drink beer? Oh, sorry I didn't realize you knew me Also any future airbender couple will be incest by default since both will be descended from Aang I'm Italian/WASP and my ex bf's mom, who lives several states away, was relieved when he showed her a picture of me that 'looked white.' Apparently she thought I was Latina, and she wanted her sweet baby boy to only date brunette white girls. I should add that she's 100% Mexican. "And quoting scripture that rebukes apostates when I disagree with you? Sure, you're not claiming a special insight to the truth at all. " Agreed, no f'n way. Clear body AK? God I love the drunk rush. I worked midnights at an all-night eatery for a year or so, and the tips drunk people left me were spectacular Yeah but doesn't mean you should dick slap them on the way past. . Not only are they using the guy for a good time and not telling him they're just not into you but they're letting you think they are, that into you. In a vague hot girl way. The scene from Final Destination 3, where the two girls are in the tanning booths, and the booths heat up so much that they literally cook to death. Those warts, those boils . I know those movies are meant to be gross like that, but that one scene... Because I watched that movie, I will never go tanning. I'm downvoting you because you have horrible taste in music. Because all dogs eat kittens.... . ಠ_ಠ^ I first read this two days ago. It has been fucking with my head ever since. I love sandwiches. Right now I'm picturing a high school girl scolding Bill Murray's penis. Also, first post american girl with the dragon tattoo. He displayed the candle in his shop ** ** ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ We're not all fat and stupid. Just like all Canadians don't apologize all the time. And all Swedish people aren't chefs. ... he says as he's watching a video that is 1:16 in temporal length. The bowl Spelt a legend's name wrong the word "crusty" really got to me I remember the first time I heard he was from Nebraska. "But.... I've never heard ANYONE from this state talk like that...." ofc it's a joke It really _has_ changed. Reddit was originally mostly techies and not well known. People used to tell each other “Never mention us on YouTube, or we’ll be overrun with idiots.” Then we started getting the angry eyes ( ), narwhal and bacon jokes, and then it all went downhill from there. I was going to say this you bastard. Har har. The thread drifts to discussion about updates, and this link tells me I need to update Flash to view it. thanks chris And a lesban we need proof Minor quibbles. The DOT would love it I just got off the phone with him and he doesn't have a title for it wait, you don't play one handed? I still do it all the time! This isn't about your Government caring about your health, this is about them finding new ways to incarcerate you or in other words enslave you, when is enough enough America? ლ( ლ) Turns out, one of my friends at school (One of those kids you could chill with at school but not outside of school) killed a guy with a large kitchen knife this week DAFUQ is this. You failed yourself. Take some responsibility dude. wow... people couldn't have picked a better one... Same here...the only class I really don't switch up much with is engi. I <3 the G53. Assault will see M16, AEK, AN-94, occasional G3A3...Support gets PKP, MG36, maybe a P90...Recon gets SKS, DAO-12, M98B, M40 w/ 3.4x... Changing it up makes you a more situational-rounded player and you can find what works best for you. I never understand the people who are say, level 40 colonel with 8,000 kills with an L85 (**Looking at you, Deathlock ** lol). Is this the plot of Prometheus? I would ask if you wanted to come see Multnomah Falls and hike to the top in Oregon, but being 16 I can't exactly get out around town much ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Give me free stuff! That's all you guys and the OWS crowd want. Something for nothing - all a useless drain on society! Soda ban? After I stared at it, and thought about your comment, and stared at it, I understood what you were getting at. I was with this up until the end. Females can carry a bunch of groceries too... Heldurðu að þetti setji þau á hausinn? hvað ætli þeir séu að borga? krónu fyrir hvert hit? Og hvetja þá til að draga úr magni auglýsinga?... af því auglýsingin gengur svo vel og svo margir klikka á hana, eigum við þá ekki bara hætta þessu? Not a vagina. The happy face is because she graduated. Fingernails Where did u find your Zeppelin? I did something similar, guess what, downvotes can't turn this into a movie if no boobs are shown I watched the Luka Magnotta murder video earlier today, but I had to stop this one after the first two encounters. LOL yes. Idk if he saw it, I saw him reading it. My parents still won't let me see PG13..even though I'm 14. What? I have them too At first I thought he was cute and winking and now I see dried puss. I MUST HA... Used alien blue and went to make a post and copyed and then used springtomize to put it there A few years back I was doing lab work with other students and the professor said that for that particular experiment we could use plain tap water instead of distilled water. Another student came up to me and asked where she could find the tap water. Good thing all of you is in the picture, not like anyone would want to see HER. tik...UGHGUHGUhgg...tak...HUGHGughgG...tik... I feel your pain. I showed my boss a picture of a pipe I was working on, his first question was "are you growing the weed for it too?" Where the hell do you live? I literally just read the description to my husband from Wikipedia and he looked at me like this: My old white male advisor in Drama wears uggs. "Beat LA"? Oh Barry. But... Wouldn't you get mercury poison from that? Was it really mercury, or are you a ghost His beard is the same as Anders Behring Breiviks ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Now imagine if that's how every woman with a pair of tits felt.... This is where my below post should have gone. Sadly yes I wouldn't mind having a couple of these seeing as you've got so many you use the internet, just like anders When I first got mine it scared the shit out of me. ** ** ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ^ Once I went camping it was me (I was 10),my mom, my aunt, and her dog.we lay down in the tent trying to sleep. I hear a rustling but I think it's just the wind. Then I hear this loud crunching noise. I freak and think its a bear,I quietly unzip part of the window flap to look out. I see nothing, again a loud crunching noise. I zip up the window flaps when something scratches the tent. Being 10 I immediately think ghosts so I wake my mom up she looks outside the tent and sees a baby raccoon eating dog food. I was made fun of the rest of the trip . My little brother was at the mall with his friends when he heard these old guys saying "At the risk of sounding like a pedophile these 14 year olds..." They stopped talking when they noticed my brother looking at them like this Morello. I mass reply in picture threads, and get called creepy for it. This. This is a bit Aaaaaand there it is. The post in this thread to make me shit my pants. Nope, shadows still look like blocky shit on the PTR with highest graphics option selected. I did notice the last vestiges of hurky-jerkiness at random times appears to have been smoothed out though. (for reference sake I'm running an i7 2600 w/ 16 gb ram, ati 7970 and game running on ssd, and yes even though my computer crushes the specs for this game I still got highly annoying random small hitches with the 1.2.x client ) Wife: "Lost the game." .... Best bit was, when it came to weighing his dump, he didn't have the brains to hop on the scales himself before and after. He hauled all of the shit out of the loo and weighted it with the kitchen scales Where did I imply that was all I cared about? Man this must be bad, look how Skeletor turned out! I'm sorry it appealed to my sense of humor Chuck Norris... When **you** get so angry that **I'll** beat a motherfucker with another motherfucker Laying it down on the business side I thought the bubblegum on the bottom left Bust_Defy was a beard at first. Electro House was not invented by Avicii , This seriously bugged me about that game. Don't get me wrong, it's one of the greatest games I've ever played, but when a kid tells me he can beat me up when I'm wearing full Daedric Armour brandishing a Daedric greatsword...well **( )** CLG NA vs CRS Here's an example - a nursery had to stop playing the game 'hide and seek' because the name was racist. Just because Seek sounds like 'Sikh'. But it can make people look ridiculous. Here's another example - a nursery had to stop playing the game 'hide and seek' because the name was 'racist'. Just because Seek sounds like 'Sikh'. You know a lot about Satan worshipping for a second i read iris size as penis size.... Thanks for the NSFW "damians private stuff" Or crossbows! This show has shown crossbows to be a perfect zombie weapon - silent with reusable ammo. I find it silly that they haven't even acquired a second one Glaive throwers vs Human too How could you spell 'reddiquette' so badly? I don't see army men: RTS in there Yeah managing finances is completely irrelevant and unimportant when running an NFL franchise. Oh dear god... what... I live in Hawaii. I will make her mine. Wash yourself, why would I want to do that for you? ** ** Oh. Oh, really. /blackmail/ is an ugly word? You racist. Me too! I have an evil twin out there..and now.. a good twin? Or are you the evil twin.. I'm interested in this too ... I'm keeping my eye on you. Coldplay ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Who would think this is a VIP of SM&NS? It uses samples from fucking die all the way up to the drop So do I Magic mushrooms? > 80% = a made up, on-the-spot percentage that is wildly inaccurate. Face painting provided by down syndrome Kerry Akw1325 why the hell are you reposting this shit again? Reddit Awesome. The sun **in** yellow? Why does everyone think they're cool and unique for quoting that song Upvote, but then I saw your username. It actually is my mother's, too. It is also my mother's too. He 2-0'd Zenio It's called a parody I approached him at MLG orlando for an autograph. He was cool about it, but I got the sense he was . I didn't understand until I caught up listening to SotG that night hahaha. Wait, you mean it isn't free? When I was 11 I yelled at my mom to make breakfast for me. My dad made me cook breakfast. Composing of entirely bacon. With my shirt off. Right in front of the stove Taught me a lesson. > It's not uncommon for babies to be raped in Africa because it's believed it can cure Aids. Because cs isnt about realism. He just did... Should he looks on google instead? The idea of "violentfap" playing as a hairy pussy intrigues me to an excessive degree. At least they have a nigh-redemptive sense of humor! (my brother claims to have seen a UFO there ) Pull out ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ I'ts people like you who are the reason that Dan Harmon is no longer alive ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ As someone in Canada, I never understood why we substituted Ice Cream Trucks for Pedo Knife Sharpening Vans My Grandmother's name is Susan why is the store called berbat?! Just realized the guy I was responding to had the username "diewhitegirls". . . How is this relevant to gaming again? I only see Pokemon the show. Sir, have an upvote Their best selling game, BY FAR, shouldn't have been a focus? People like you are why THQ is where it is... Hulu+ ads.. They spelled "balls" wrong Every time I click a LiveLeak link on reddit I watch someone die a horrible death. > I can just visualize the man making a face as you hear a loud CRUNCH before he grabs the car wheel.... What.... the.... fuck.. omg you are so smart "don't have no job" Argh, I clicked that link only to be reminded that for some reason there's no iBooks store in my otherwise Apple-riddled country. I saw this image multiple times trying to load up the dev preview on a VM, when it first came out. I hate it just as much as the tradition blue screen > Yes. Most of this sub is going ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Get me out of your mouth This is totally unrelated to the post but, My Anatomy teacher decided to bring her cat to school. On the day we dissected cats. And the sidebar spoketh "Please, no Gaymers cider. Seriously. " I feel retarded. I read it as 3DS not 36Ds and clicked on it expecting to see a Nintendo 3DS. *rolling the dice*. until it's too late Why would my wallet hate sales? That doesn't explain why tray-load CD drives are so common. You and all the ranged classes who dont have to stand up close in the middle of the fighting dat racial slur Your name But, where's the puppy? cheap ipods There are also mods that have penises for guys, where if you are in control of and click the sim, you can pick it to be erect or soft. How can modern citizens possibly justify maintaining a tradition that involves putting an adult's mouth on a baby's penis? How does anyone hear that and just say, "Yeah, okay, let's do *that.*" It was an tongue-in-cheek reference to a common phrase - "teh interwebz". Just a little self-deprecation is all it was. But regardless of whether I'm a surgeon or not, do you have any helpful information or are you just a snarky little douche? I didn't enter anything into the box and it ended up saying "Gay." Who says they can't just be great friends, Reddit stop thinking like that It's also not a subliminal message! > He said it normally would snap in childbirth . Nickelback Wait...what? Just think, if she rolls over toward you, you are either going to get stabbed or lose an eye...( and you, what is wrong with you?!? ) Now I see why guys think girls are annoying I wish to inquire as to why, as I don't feel like sifting through gads of reddit comments good sir, but from the ones I have read, as I can tell you seem quiet normal (hopefully that is a good thing in your opinion, unless you wish to be unique like everyone else ). I was just about to make a rage comic about this, i'm practicing makeup tutorials for prom and I keep turning out like a hooker My boyfriend will be ashamed. I hope you didn't hurt her feelings with that incredibly witty comment Winter is coming? The fact that things like r/spacedicks exists. Why on Earth would somebody want to look at that aside from curiosity? Came here to say this. Bloody Americans. It's original title is 'philosopher's stone' - much better. They even rendered the movie for the Americans for it to say sorcerers!!! *Tastes* Wtf just happened? How did he win. I'm confused.... oh tony...i wasn't gonna take you seriously, after all, you are likely a middle aged fuck face on the internet as well as in real life, as indicated by your comments made mostly made on subreddits such as poker and gonewild, who's trying so hard to convince not only strangers on the internet but himself as well, that he matters, through pathetic attempts to use modern 'lingo' such as 'omg' and the use of " ". But that's not the point. the point is that you used a 'period' after you comment...i mean, that's really powerful. had you not used that i would have dismissed your comment/suggestion as nonsense, and i was well on my way to do that, but the period....that's what did it for me. fucking genius. anyway just wanted to let you know that you have accomplished a lot today. youve convinced me to kill myself, all thanks to your last second decision to include that goddamn period. The guy has no creativity. Being a homophobe is significantly less dangerous then advocating mass genocide against the West good sir. Or they just wanted to go to the park I don't really count dumb teenage girls as "people", but dat ass There's a lighter in the photo... are you smoking!? "One of his son's ex girlfriends" Smooth, nice recovery. It's a massacre. They didn't stand a chance. CoC.....cock...... It exists.........my god ** ** Seems legit... Is that a Sony 7k? The keyers look different than the 8000 I punched on in a top 4 market... until automation came along. Thank you! My god, I honestly expected that attempt to go a whole lot better, but how far that fan swung You want to talk about driving spikes into someone's eye, you should see what us cluster headache people have to deal with My room. "laughing" I'm glad I'm not the only one. Whew! Lift^Squared -- Why do they not know math? So, Israel knows all the tricks and isn't going to make the same mistakes? Very wise of them. I applaud. Using it like it's fucking Call of Duty Become one with the tree It's the WSOP.... Downvoters are stupid. Really? THAT is why you don't like snakes? A girl on his period? didn´t realize f7u12 is now a kindergarden Looks like they did No. Never triple woosh I'm from canada where you cant find this anywhere it fucking sucks Sombrerbro.... Too much work At least I was honest... Points for trying? And I only said it was reasonable... That's not exactly flattering... A lecturer of mine once said " A woman's chastity is like a lock. It would not be a good lock if it can be opened by different keys. But a key is a good key if it can open many locks " He was teaching feminism when he said that. Why did you make me google this?! You ... What have you done?! I am not amused ** ** ** ** As I've heard ~~ ~~ Scratch that... Same way you remember yours i thought it was cute until the comment about how his "little thing" likes diaper changes, that's too cub porn-y for me ... I don't get the guy. Does he disapprove of the whole tournament? I've been on the rear end of my own C4 before. Here's what happened. Caspian Border, middle of forest an enemy tank is trying to cap, I run up, place two C4s on the tank but the driver eats an RPG and jumps out, I jump in and 3 seconds later a helli pod rocket graze my tank and blows the C4, me and the tank up in the air. 12133126131631736t1 It looks deep fried. I took out the video card and it booted right up twice now NO I guess this one is vaguely related to the purpose of this subreddit. It does at least include SOME mention of religion It wasn't even the dust I cringed at. What a treat This was posted to r/airbender months ago 5 years is a lot of sitting. I'm aware of them, but I need to actually still read most of them. Still stuck on Feser, because he is cheap. Most of these others are like $100. On Amazon. Used. For 150 page book. .... Dammit, I put two rage faces but they didn't show up My boyfriend spying on my Reddit ever since I accidently sent him a link to it. He says he doesn't know what Reddit is, but I see you Ryan Last time I was down there walking around the planetarium side, I cut through the grass and found a knife stashed in the bushes I do like cruising down there though and hanging out in that same spot when it's nice. That happened to me a few summers ago. I was standing at my glass front door watching my dad mow their lawn, and then a minute after I walked away a rock shot through the window and shattered the glass. I'm trying to find the picture I had of it but I can't find it, I flipped a large amount of shits #### ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Same! I am really really pissed off that the one year that I didn't go to Collectormania was the one year she was there. My boyfriend likes to tease me with it.. Grr. Threatening to put his finger in my bellybutton etc. As a child of the 1970s I can relate although the theme song seems to be so heavy on samba and my god the leisure suits Israel: Yeah, we are assholes, but the USA is too. "...in her oven" What? what did i just listen to Da fuq? What kinda sub-reddit did I just stumble upon? What was with the shameless and blatant video game plug? If I die and my mom's first thoughts of me are "he was helpful"... Now you've given me something to truly be afraid of. You'd love a link wouldn't you? Might want to stop running stop signs Look, if that's all the other guy cares about you shouldn't be in a relationship with him anyway... Even though the sex... nvm... Hickeys... Hickeys everywhere.... wow... - we are not joking here That's what distracted you, and not, you know, the *terrible story*? No seriously what the hell is this? It is fucking creepy. Talking from experience, insomniac will not do ANYTHING that would result in them giving money back, even if it means getting more money from he customer. If I see one more man using the term "licky licky" to describe cunnilingus.... Do we really need to ask this EVERY FREAKING ~~DAY~~ HOUR?? Go fix your sidestand instead of reposting week-old news. At first I was like and then I saw your username and then I was like :-) None of those words are misspelled... So you had sex....before you kissed What a bitch The day I came out: "OMG YOU CAN BE MY GAY BEST FRIEND!!! COME SHOPPING WITH ME!!"-every girl at my school Gnarly For when he transforms in to Castform Mother of Arceus.. Ignore this mad-mudkip-man That being said, I don't know whether to LOL or at this - I also think it violates a boundary posting pictures of strangers here. They rarely make cute flats Apple is releasing iOS6 tomorrow? That's awesome! I'd like to see them put a toggle wi-fi switch on the home screen instead of having to go through the settings. Every. Damn. Time. Imagine your X.O. coming out of a coma and not loving you anymore. Even after memory coming back. You wanna go there? Ah, on time my friend responded with a "So I don't accidentally Click Safari instead of facetime, a duh" "Can you enhance this?" Questions like these Not what I was expecting um excuse me? ##I AM LE BETTER AT LE MOD ABUSE! Of all the fonts you could have chosen… ### > I expect to see wiggling. Seriously.. How the fuck are those tailgate cables still holding on?!? I've had them snap under a much lighter load. ## #### #### [*I don't always * **But when I do, I use the wrong image macro**](//#throne) For true. At many places where I worked I pass through the doors as they are cleaning them every day. I don't understand why people put their hands on the glass to open it. Many times the full hand print is way up high on the glass. And it's not just the oils of their hands making the print, sometimes I see particles and sticky substances too. ...What? And you had a baby out of wedlock. Learning them young... At first I was like [* *](/spoderman) [*One does not simply* ** **](//#interestingman) [*ಠ_ಠ*](/dartpulto)[* *](/pultosord) [~~Me sta~~](/megusta) [~~L L~~](/lol) Like a spoiled fucking child... of a little girl "drawing" in the crayola factory....TIL sweatshop crayola. aww...*looks at username* You should make one where everything is still and you are rubbing her stomach I would laugh I do believe I just got trolled, I am changing my down to an upvote Whenever I see this link, I think it's relating to popping and locking, the dance style which I love. Makes me so hard man. WHY ARE THEY DOWN VOTING YOU FOR BEING HONEST?! and I plan on becoming a doctor who's gay, I'll see how that works out... ... haha molestation is hilarious... Bad Google ! I'm 17 and nearly just as hairy. Why is this comment being upvoted? Ents are not inherently "better people" than non-ents. I mean I'm also an ent but I would never say that I'm a better person than others based solely on that fact. Maybe this got downvoted in r/doctorwho because it's not really relevant or plausible, as there's absolutely no indication or proof or any reason at all for us to theorize that Smith is the 12th Doctor. Don't give random guys your number when you're engaged. For a second, I thought it was a can of red bull and a play on "it goes you wings" with the bird Your name Even more evidence of this is that there's another comment above with positive karma that just reads "Ha." The artistry of a virgin. ಠ_ಠ^ If you're wondering, it's just the redundancy. can just be general disapproval. Weeds used to be my favorite TV show, but now it's Breaking Bad. Hmmm... I do notice a pattern of sorts ### Didn't even notice I did that... They all got hotter! It's like a train wreck. You just can't stop watching. Also, I have those same scrubs. I think of this stupid gif whenever I wear them. >### I read that as "Clown fish oral". I clicked on it expecting backyards and shit. What I saw... its no wonder Im gay. Why is she naked!? Not sure if you're being sarcastic or serious Yeah...the guy I got asked to see my underwear. それはちょっと... I accidentally got my arm against a valve on a boiler and the raised numbers cast on the valve body were burned into my arm in reverse. Coworker said it made me look Jewish. Thread title refers to hundreds of HC character dying, forever lost. Top comment complaining about losing 5 stacks of NV IS THAT QUENTIN TARANTINO? Yeah, but...... Karma please. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ how supportive of him .... You smile like this. I'd work on that. You aren't the least bit fat dude. What gives? ... Club 21. Don't get it I'm not sure if bloody murder stains get out of mattresses though. May want to just back away and put it to the curb for the garbage man to take care of Leo!!!!!! Seriously, how did I not see rocky top coming from the beginning I don't want to hear this joke anymore. And don't drop your instruments, they are our only protection from dubstep..... >Glad we are the only two redditors They don't sting. They spray a nasty vinegar smelling substance when they're bothered. Don't try this in Jacksonville. As an ex delivery driver, I'd go anywhere... whether I wanted to or not... Wait, what? It's always "What's that?" or "So you wanna dig up bones?" Would like to travel more? How dare you ask for charity just so you can travel what other reason than karma whoring would you have to ask your friend for a pic. of their cat?! Tinypic I feel like something is wrong with my relationship now. I just graduated high school, she's 23. Which is a good argument for choosing a username that is your real name in life. I do that for most websites I frequent, but not here. I watched this episode of The Office today My dad almost killed both of us one night. He said he was "hypnotized" by the eyes. Constant screaming and him and punching him in the arm stopped us from driving off one of the sides with no guard rail. Drove by that spot in the daytime later on, saw it was a giant drop. He really shouldn't be driving.. Dad, I told you to stay in the car. California Burbank here, 650,000 up to 2.5 mil average here Ah, yes. I remember the days when I was close-minded and didn't get the trend of using other language's writing systems for English or emoticons like the one I'm about to give you... Rather big, thanks for asking Ghostdad He did that to me too. Tried to report him, but it fails everytime. I would love Motherless if the only new updates weren't "child models". Just because it's an all boys school doesn't mean the teachers have to be male Thanks, now I can taste it you could have copied and pasted Small packages? Jesus, the size of these tubes Sheet of paper... pixels... Dyrus is holding the shaft...... .... I really hope that you're 11 If they're gonna put a note there, make it useful. This is just stupid clutter ಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠ ಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠ Incest community? You should be working for the crime investigation unit you should work for err... bad jokes 'r' us... Do they offer a dental plan? After seven years *where you have never met me* Or did they? I rather not work at bad jokes "r" us then 3 seconds into this video i thought "geez i hope this isn't the ba ba ba bwaa ba bwaa ba bwaa bwaa nup" music, but sure enough... Does anybody else think she's pretty? Mystical space typhoon is a spell card, Jinzo only works traps. That guy with the red hair looks like Coppercab. that was going to be mine tl:dr Andi1up likes pickles.... His fucking comment is wrong in so many levels And you still upload to imgur. Did they really sex? This may be true for you. But not all drivers. I've had a truck driver try to run me off the road before. He thought I cut him off. I didn't think I was that close and needed to get over. Regardless, the guy went into a rage. My girlfriend at the time was in the car and he scared the shit of her (well me too). Some people have no business behind the wheel of one of those things You're an absolute asshole. You know that, right? I read "such" as "suck", and instantly 'd. Next year or one week before next year, does it really matter? Thanks for the text version Remember this for the future: if you want to murder someone, just say that they were trying to molest your kids, and parents will want you off "scot-free" Well, if she was into any kind of porn while she still had vision, I really hope it wasn't grizzly porn. Jews rounding up and deporting ethnic minorities? Wow, and I thought the thread about the 2010 trailer was bad This guy knows a TON of information about these shows..... Thanks for reminding me of the rejections I'd get looking for a prom date. Thanks.   TIL at politiet har magt til at tilbageholde lægehjælp Then you missed the point of the article. I give up. The fuck is this, they just keep making a circle around their crotches and swaying If that's what swagger really is I'd have to say it's a turn-off (for me atleast). If you followed the story arc , the people in this universe BURNED THEIR RELIGIOUS TEXT. There weren't many of any holy text left as people were disgruntled with religion. In fact I thought it was a perfect world until that faggot made a new one. Gotta agree with you. I have seen similar incidents in Sri Lanka and train and passenger will be delayed for hours. As the results we'll get late to office Ugh. My guy did this for the first time today...NOT sexy lol. This is very Gee, I don't know? How very "COD" esque of you No one has ever made *that* joke on Reddit before. Yes. We all know how much the US loves to stay out of foreign affairs Next, you're gonna tell me duck sauce is made out of ducks. I choose to believe that they wrote "Give him a hand? " intending to point out how the OP is a bad person who makes bad posts. I know it's not true but it makes me less mad at reddit. Y u post mobile link This is not that hottie ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ TIL that this was even an issue. When the cat faps, the curtains rip Took me a minute. Then Get rid of education. Clearly that will pay dividends down the road. The color change on Xpecial is so seamless that I now believe he's Janna. No Jimmies have been rustled He wasn't being racist, but you kind of are. My english teacher in high school made us break down "Jabberwocky" to find the nouns, verbs, and subjects....then make sure they agreed.... Maybe she was an abortion! cruel. It's the eyes... Can no one take a joke on here? Seriously? Not to me, but happened to the girl I'm currently with. She was at a bar and some random guy came and slapped her ass. She turned around and did the "wtf dude!? " and he says, "oh sorry, I thought you were someone else" and walks off. Later on in the night he walks by and does it again and said, "I like how it felt the first time.." I see what you did there. ..the smell.. In this case it is more likely because the guy looks way underage. Imagine if the roles were reversed and a guy was telling some underaged girl to post photos of herself somewhere. We might just be the same person... > Without the E makes it Srna, which is what his name is. Brief history? Maybe she got a "pearl necklace" So you were the sign guy! I saw you many times on stream haha. You can do it from the alien blue app. Good god, that looks like some sort of graffiti. Very true...But abc doesn't care . You should change your username or post something actually NSFW... We should eat it first before we try & domesticate them. They could taste amazing & we all know how everyone gets when someone eats a cat, a dog or a ferret! Fashion over function. But, but... you just used it. Sounds like that kid needs a visit from the back of someone's hand. Bly fucking Christ ...... I just shit my pants..literally! O.O Just 15? You could easily use this as jailbait edit that please I thought , or the table flipping, was funny the first two or three times I saw it. But the humor went away pretty quickly for me. ....9Gag banner Yeah the physics in this games a little odd isn't it, your being eaten by trees, and just the other day I was molested by a door which broke my leg... No amount of horror movies can ever prepare you for this... There goes my reputation at work of NOT being a sickfuck, thanks. They start chirping at around two or three where I live. And nicknamed Latias I'm done with you. It's pointless. Get the fight. Watch it more than once. You're coming off as a homer. I'm done with this topic. I was just shocked at the backlash of a close fight. No need to keep arguing with fanatics. Manny is the best that ever lived! Also, loose fitting pants always make it look like I am aroused, when I am indeed *not*. Cause wade and bosh are just role players. You're hopeless, bra A brother and sister from my high school...Harvest Moon and Sailor Moon On all of the Lush cosmetics containers, there is a sticker with a picture of the person who made the product as well as their name. The shampoo I used this morning was made by a blonde girl named Chainsaw Got home from work. Room mate was hanging out. I go to use the toilet. Come out and ask if he had masturbated recently. He denied it at first but then admitted it and asked why I wanted to know. He left jizz on the toilet seat and it got on my junk. How many fucking times are people going to milk this overly attached girlfriend shit, I swear to god my brain hurts from bashing my skull against the keyboard so much. The front page this week Jolly ranchers Looks like he took it with a potato ...I have the weirdest boner HAHAHA IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE WOMEN ARE UNREASONABLE... "yo, let me suck on them pretty toes." wat Seriously? Well, I'm glad I've got the time, and the worst hype should be over now. Right? Right? don't know if being sarcastic or dumb Oh, psychological data from an one methodologically unsound study contradicting data from other methodologically unsound studies, what a shocker! It's psychology folks, if the study comes as a surprise to you, you clearly aren't reading your journals . I see no actual fucking in this video Stuff that, I'm on 100mb down, 4mb up through cable connection with Optus. There is no way I could ever see myself going back to those speeds... Why did you smell it ? If there was ever a time for this, it would be now: I have 10,000 gold. I literally don't have the money to craft more than one. I've only crafted one so far. Plus, I have no intention of becoming a scumbag redditor. That's just Yeah it has nothing to do with Disney OWNING Marvel. We still wouldn't get a clear, satisfying ending I make $9 an hour to work manual labor in the SoCal summer heat with an opportunity to get seriously hurt every few seconds. But on the plus side I might get a 50 cent raise in a few weeks.... ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ yeah I agree... it's like replacing squats with pushups Shit dude, you are a genious thank you!!! :D dude... Woah. When the hell was this on Adult Swim?! i may be deviant, but that last bit is scumbag wikipedia at it again ....that's the part that made you say "ewww"? I thought he dirt pillared that high. It isn't. ....who in their right mind doesn't play video games for fun? I thought that was the point of a game Even the dimmest bulb seems bright when nothing else is there to show it how dim it actually is. They don't realise the dumb stuff they say until everyone else's reaction is just Actually, what freaks me out about the UK is the ever-present state video surveillance. It’s just so… *creepy*… like the government decided one day to use George Orwell’s “1984” like an instruction manual instead of the cautionary tale that it is. You didn't see the (apparently "other" ) below threshold comments ripping on MLP. To be honest, seeing a completely random Easter Egg like this makes me want to download the game. If there's a damn MLP character, what other fun and possibly WTF eggs could there be? Really only if he / she swallows Don't you mean "MAC Store Employee"? All I can think of is the bullet seed animation from Pokémon! I believe he suspects you of being a hobo to create a feel good story to make us feel better about giving hobos our money. Conspiracy1!1!111!1 Unless your flight assets are UAVs, I would begin to worry in the upcoming years. Once the FAA finalizes their guidelines for UAVs there's going be huge chances in anything related to non-carrying (personal or packages) aviation. Uh...the turkey was funny and poetic, but this sounds legitimately fucking crazy. Nothing about the taste of shit. 9gag Dab it around the rim....? That's happening to me right now too. cute how all of his comics hosted on funnyjunk are no longer there My cousin's name is Jack. Which is fine, if his identical twin brother were not named Jacky. Yep, Jack and Jacky. As if it wasn't already hard enough to tell them apart. Sorry about not putting them into an album. I'm doing this all from the iPad. ┌∩┐( )┌∩┐ Fuck da police. Because it is so heavily researched Ty Lee is 14 years old... Where did you meet my mom? Nothing picks you up like Mozart's Requiem I read his name as "Fetus Rex" my music actually determines my emotions. right now, its dubstep This world, i dont want to live in it anymore "Cells are made up of 100s of parts". "hurry take a pic of him on fire LOL" sounds legit . I once dropped a $1 Jose Bautista in an auction keeper league. Can't tell if sexual innuendo or just seriously lacking detail Your chasing them Now that I would pay to see. EXACTLY! I'm in the foodservice field (2 years culinary arts, 2 years baking arts and management, also ServSafe certified!) so I would really like to get a job in a nice restaurant or bakery. Doesn't have to be 5 stars or anything but something on the nice end of the scale like Applebee's or nicer would make me happy. I wish there were country clubs around me or something like that, that would be my ideal pick. As it stands the last 3 places I applied are a gas station with food, a microtell with continental breakfasts, and a pizza joint. Remember kids don't bully people, unless they are michael cole of course... Looks like the photo was instagrammed Not to mention AB is completely free and the pro version exists to allow the dev to take time off work to push through updates and troubleshoot issues with new versions of the app. That guy should be ashamed, but the upside is I get to use a feature on the app that I rarely touch: You forgot to mention that you stole this joke from Zach Galifinakis. ...Or coca leaves. Luckily, I wasn't planning on sleeping tonight when I decided to check it out. , Bravo, good ser, for scaring the shit out of me and have an upvote, as well as let me amicably recomend you to go fuck yourself... I just walked out of "Man on a Ledge" because they froze a heat sensor with a fire extinguisher. Is the creation of logical machines not an artistic process? FTFY >How can modern citizens possibly justify maintaining a tradition that involves putting an adult's mouth on a baby's penis? How does anyone hear that and just say, "Yeah, okay, let's do that." Am i the only one that noticed a big hole in his celling.. " do you want fries with that ?" .... im pretty sure thats why i came to new york FRIES. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Doug was more stupid because they were in elementary school. Remember hanging out at the burger place and hitchhiking to a rock concert when you were 11? If you gathered every person on the planet capable of making a decent custom swing look and feel I bet you could fit them in a hot tub Not sure if serious or joking. Do you...do you have 27 lands in play? Sadly, this wasn't the only one...not even close. At least 10 on the shelf said TUNDER and maybe 3 or 4 said THUNDER. It sprayed water to clean off the blood. It hurts like hell. ID INCLUDE THE CIVILLIAN CLASS FROM TFC CIZ THAT WAS GOD GMAE ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Sounds like a soda commercial. I honestly thought this was leading to something about you fucking her before calling the ambulance. En quoi les révolutions sont reliés au fascisme Who yes, because everyone with a camera phone is a "tech journalist" At dinner the other night, brother was talking about how he wants to build a shower surrounded by an aquarium that has different types of "aquatic fish." - WTF? This looks so awesome...fuck, that's made with a cat... Dude...is that skin dead? What's to spy upon in the first place? Are you implying that Christians can't smoke pot? It's not 8 bits either I just hate the shape of the container. They make it awkward to put your fingers into... Dude... D: ... ... I'm okay with this. Giants vs. Patriots. We must break Brady. Hey, just be glad it isn't forked halfway down or it'd be a flux capacitor for arousal. I remember playing Tekken 10-12 years ago. One time, I set the difficulty to very easy, unlimited time. I spent like an hour playing! then the owner of the store comes in and tells me: Hey! you're playing it wrong! He reboots the machine, sets the settings to max difficulty, 20 seconds per round, and tells me the settings were wrong, it would more fun now. More fun my a.. 13?! Then we can make an orange sweater! Except Saved by the Bell was in the 90's. "Their"? My god. *Really*... Fuck the guys that made the trailer and made me think it was a comedy. The entire theater wept like babies at the end. When I was watching chest decompression videos on youtube to prepare for my final exams there were always loads of comments underneath along the lines of 'thanks! reckon I could do this if I needed to now!' I noticed after I made the post, hence the edit. "as colorful as the wings of a butterfly". All rare amulets go for over 1 mill on the auction house Wow scary I loved that game, but hated when you would say to yourself, "It's almost midnight and I gotta get to bed... will only do 1 or 2 more moves and I'll call it a night." Then look up to see your alarm clock going off at 6 am. You are an unraveler of enigmas. I love seeing people get injured doing stuff they know they shouldn't have tried, just so I can say " what did you learn "..... Their reply is sometimes something about morphine I don't know why? Double penetration You're comebacks are bad and you should feel bad. ლ( ლ) a dip you say... Don't forget the use of " " Probably a glitch. I've definitely been in a LFR where we spent between 30-45 minutes on spine because we had a grand total of about 150k burst dps. and the other tank would taunt the amalg off of me onto the other side to expose the wrong tendon. Later on we found out he thought both tendons had to die If he was any kind of friend, he'd know it was an accident and understand you didn't mean to... Oh, it was *new*?? .....ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Yay for being a slave to consumerism. Looks disgusting, why do they make them look like differently colored plastic? Hashtags on Facebook I like how you copy one of the video's top comments. Alone in the kiddie pool...alone in the tub. Who is more important here? Why is worrying mom more important than making sure your baby is safe from drowning? I know people who have lost a 3 year old in a swimming pool. An you're worried about mom fretting that he hasn't answered the door? Toddlers need the freedom to be in the tub and kiddie pools alone? Not sure if Why did you omit the last two letters of dialogue? Sorry but everything was cute and all but "le sigh"? *downvote* had to be done Not a bit. They break through like it's nothing. But if you hold a box up to your face you're as good as invisible wat. I have a friend who puts on my favorite perfume when she comes over. She doesn't seem to understand how much I love the smell of cherry blossoms. it's hella distracting except he didnt use it correctly that is not proper grav bong technique Diplo is helping on tracks Clever? U fucking serious? ...now we know where Mad Milk comes from . And then rest of the team drank Mad Milk instead of regular one... . Dear god, I have become attracted to a cartoon network character #### Derpest ##[*ಠ_ಠ* **ಠ_ಠ** ~~ಠ_ಠ~~](/fuckthat)[*ಠ_ಠ* **ಠ_ಠ** ~~ಠ_ಠ~~](/megusta) [*ಠ_ಠ* ** **](//#goodguygreg) It's not that difficult to simply ignore the post [*ಠ_ಠ* **ಠ_ಠ**](//#Carlton)[ಠ_ಠ](//#kfc2011)[*ಠ_ಠ* ** **](//#yodawg) Half Life 3? correct. this is not a rave [*ಠ_ಠ's your ಠ_ಠ* **Doesn't **](//#scumbagsteve) The name "hungdaddy" [*36 niggers ago* **ill ಠ_ it.**](/bigslmar) [*has gonorrhea* **lets you ಠ_ಠ him in the **](//#goodguygreg) "a bug's life" wat holy shit... still cute, but something ain't quite right... Chris Brown-Eye from this angle... Saw a facebook conversation between some now ex-friends, trying to plan a spring break vacation. Girl One suggested Texas. Girl Two chimed in, "We can't go there, there's no ocean, let's go to some place on the ocean like Mexico!". Girl One agrees how could she not have realized that Texas didn't border water, and they all agree to spend spring break in Mexico instead. This was a serious conversation between them my mom texts her boyfriend naked pictures There's a couple of cars at Raintree that have the alien sticker, one with ' ' This was 3 weeks into dating her. Needless to say I gave her one of these Leave it to DICE to name the map with a pun, and nobody notices it My girlfriend spotted a Black BRZ in Louisville, KY a few days ago at her work and sent me a few pictures of it etc.,. I made a joking comment like "Who drives it? He has permission to be my best friend." but after a little research it turns out that the guy who owns this BRZ is very notorious for totaling his vehicles when he gets tired of them. He has totaled I think 6 or 7 cars. He also doesn't know how to drive a manual yet . Random customer: "I just got a tattoo today!" Innocent me: "Oh really? What'd ya get?" Random Customer: "I got a four leaf clover and the words 'lucky you' above my vag." Innocent me:   We're watching you . Anybody notice that when someone states past tense that something was a good idea, it never actually was a good idea in the first place? 37.6 ppg When you need to explain the title... I heard someone say yolo because they didnt put their name on their homework Also apps that will show timetables. not a spoiler huh ...Want to watch the world burn yeah In early high school my mom gave me this "mystery" novel to read. She said that it was this really good murder mystery book and that I would love it. Well it had mystery but it also had a lot of sex and the murderer was like this freaky sexual bondage torturer. At the time, I had never done anything sexual and I couldn't figure out why she gave me that book to read *Hows it like* being a container? The look on Smuda's face Bullshit, this is ages old. Fine, repost, but why the fuck do you pretend you actually saw this. are we talking high school years or adult years? Cause one is significantly longer than the other and I wanna know what kind of odds I'm betting on. Look of disapproval is required! "... and if you play it right, you can get in her pants." It's not a meme if I can't even read it. Strippers Mouth.... Yes? Fair. Maybe someone else will try to waste their drugs again tonight, only to see this post and feel bad about themselves. . Most people, huh? Seriously? I dont get it... i went and checked if you were who i thought you were.. yeah, you have enough karma. Dude, from your grandma? Really? Im sure they do. That's half the fun at reddit get togethers I hear. The drinking, not ballooning. Why did I read it "rapeface" hahaha.... no. 1:13 is all I could take. Christ. I believe I just spent an entire minute watching another man masturbate. Jolly rancher story Costumes and extra side missions are all they are. Be nice if they made episodic campaign... But i want a sequel, so screw the episodic idea When the sun is blasting into the room then it isn't time for bed yet What did I just watch? You should of a used bath salts...... I wasn't making a point. I was asking a question. But you didn't answer it. Chuck Testa jokes? This has been said before, while yes time works differently, you cant go back in time, Gaidal would still be a newly born kid due to the fact that when Birgitte talks about it with Nynaeve we would assume Gaidal was born in the weeks/month before and going to that moment in time (in that time period basically). So Gaidal would still be a new born or a very, very young kid, but not several years old as some people (the ones who think Olver is Gaidal [ ] despite the evidence against it and that RJ said it) tend to believe. a smiley changed your life................... i do want. you just never reply Explain all the memes on r/Pokémon front page. Seinfeld A unicorn went to a seedy massage parlour... Hmm... You're made a mod after I take over the Dealy-os for two days. I'd like to think this is more than just a coincidence. Errrr... Am...am I going to jail now? No. There's something wrong with you. "Bomb-basket" Did not expect this from Dildo_Ball_Baggins Coke's advertising strategies reflected values central to the Nationalist-Socialist society. No big deal right? Mac Mail Wait... I live like 30 minutes from that church. And I live in sweden It's an MP5 with an extended barrel. Damn fart cans the fuck would you do that for in the first place Minor Alert very funny. Hello sir I dont know what to say to that you. must. never. go. there. Yeah I'm playing it now, it's hard. Sometimes I feel like the flip coin cheats >And all of reddit Where does all this semen go in a movie theatre? Notices that this page is black writing on white background ...Ok... I'll be the that guy... Why the fuck did you invoke such a conversation with cleverbot? I think this one actually dated a girl....... Then try to start from the beginning and it turns out it discarded that data Haha I said the same thing, but I deleted my comment when I realized this stat is only regarding the starting five. Ahhhgg! Please fix the triforce Can't help but notice you still have all of your fingers... People just want a handout. You signed the contract, pay for it like an honest person That women can't use logic? Can't tell if talking about epic bowel movement, or embryo. So redditors, it looks like our servers our overwhelmed currently. But yeah, when we're up again, we could definitely do the look of disapproval. haha thanks. I just finished with all the stories that are posted as of now and its allready 50 pages long . I think im gonna cut it to weekly. I just don't like that it keeps track of what games I play and how much I play them. It's nobody's business that I've sunk 250 hours into Fall of the Samurai. Actually, you're pretty cute :) AYFKM Bobo Bowie Well that escalated quickly .... You just came from the Kevin Smith AMA, didn't you? ಠ ಠ That's what I thought too! :) Upvote me. I upvoted you for your suspicious name.... "If everybody cums at the same time we'll drown in fluid." Dat File Size Females including my sister? I came to the comments to say exactly that. All my rage TIL Breaking the law if/when your sister is dead entitles you to not be arrested for your crimes. Tagged as SourceForge employee Shit you just need an nerd, a kid in a wheel chair, a guy in goggles and a dog and you've got the whole Burger King Kids Club going on, 5015 That's nice My text tone is the TARDIS too. It once went off and my friends asked if it was me breathing So far after playing all the maps I find Scrap Metal to be the biggest clusterfuck, and that was 32-player TDM. Not sure how people play this bravo sefu esti tare de tot.. I am so glad this show got the recognition it deserves. I had started it midseason 3 and got all of my friends to watch it--I mean like sit there for 5 episodes in a row and watch it . They all became as obsessed as I was and it was legendary. The highest of fives indeed. Nice try Perlini marketing team... If someone comes to this sub for a ban is banning them bad Beat him up and stole his kidney? Holy shit I came here to post the same thing. 39:50 what in the serious fuck!!?? The meme originated with her singing. What's a 'Rah'? His camping equipment looks cleaner than mine Did you *really* just use "‽"...? I see a KKK in your comment. Was expecting lame rant about junglers. Got something rather disturbing... 512MB RAM Dafuq did I just read... "Help me. I am in an emergency. Serious." bomb-basket I was going to ask what the cross was because it looks very similar to my lab cross kelpie. And then my brain was like, *"psst don't forget to ask what his name is"*... I tried this on my iPhone. You'd be on the top of the world if it weren't for those pesky Bulgarians. Just wow... Pixar did not make Bee Movie I was going to ask the same question, seriously I had a manager get a game out that late for me and scan it because they didn't have a tag on it.. it was priced for $20 more than a Wal-Mart in the next town. Asked why they weren't listed the same and he was like "We don't do competitive pricing with other stores, do you want it or not?" Walk in fire places ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ **<(+.+)>** ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Ok, now this makes sense. I see how you could have made the mistake that these photos were tattoos. (._.)sigh ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ <(+.+<) ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Well I bet that was more painful than my sore joints Haha, I've never broken a bone in my body before => no need for x-rays. Although my brother has broken the same wrist twice, which somehow ended up with me getting 2 iceblocks and him only getting one because I had to wait alone in the hospital while he had x-rays and a cast put on, ect. I hope I never break a bone, the way my brother's arm looked like a fork... Oh... Wow. My dad crashed his motorbike as a teenager, and he had to have a metal rod/pins in his wrist. You can still see the scars. And my aunty had a couple of operations done with her foot, she keeps hurting/breaking/spraining her toes. She showed me the wire going through her foot, her toe, and coming out of it, then proceeded to tell me how the wire/rod got snagged on something "Gas prices are too high!" *likes to watch people drive in circles an waste gas* yeah UK media has integrity you see.... Yeeah it sure is. Yay for being 15% through DaD "oun" I see what you did there..... Are you me? God forbid anyone continue to circulate this rumor and mar the pristine image we all have of Kim Kardashian. Damn man, that was so poorly timed. Look on the bright side though if you worked at Best Buy instead or even worse Walmart we would not be speaking right now. You're everything that's wrong with this site. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ..not those eyes..ment these eyes One of my friends walks in wearing shoes, after I've just had to clean the carpet, I'm gonna make 'em take their footwear off and beat them with it . dat comment section... Stifled my laugh in class until i read the fact that he brokeded his nose. Its holocaust week In the theater? Um..what all those Bukkake Sobas are? A giant poster of this album was plastered right behind me in my Englsh class this past semester. Poe was staring me down. Thanks , time to plan my thermal nuclear war. I see what you did there. Same here... Tech level five His one class is 4 times larger than my entire school Not by the colloquial meaning. If you say "Here use my computer" and then hand them your iPhone, they'll look at you like Only took 8 hours Just had a sudden clarity clarence moment over this explanation. I've been on my high horse laughing over/making fun of cruddy-designed local rave flyers over the years... but now o_o (edit: but still also ) Ik hoop het niet I was going to post this as a joke. And his "yummy sweetcorn" IMO, part of the reason Americans lament our current political system, yet would completely shoot down any changes to it stems from the notion of American exceptionalism. Anything America does is "God-granted," anything in the constitution was written by our infallible Founding Fathers. In short, a vast swath of Americans believe that America should not attempt to evolve from a system set in place ~250 years ago because there's no need for America to conform to global standards or to attempt making changes for the better. TIL: Europe thinks all Americans have a horde of spray cheese in their house and have never eaten real cheese. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Ass rolo. NSFL Or you could... read the article and find out for yourself. *Just* the monitor? You're among friends, you can be honest. Give me a second, i opened my computer to windows update You know what? I'm not even mad. We're playing a bit rubbish and that was a nice goal. Guess the team can pack their stuff and go home, why bother with the third match Confirmed true, yet my first post is -7 votes By the beard of Zeus he derped when he should have herped. Opened that without paying attention. 4chan.com It's how he felt when he was at a [6] trying to get karma by copying the highest voted post in all of Reddit without people noticing I was a happy accident... At the end it looks like they start to rape her I detest that saying. I'd put my meat in that chicken. I'm a girl. I read "in poo" I think I need to slow down when reading posts . But perfection indeed! Sometimes I wonder if just putting said " " as my profile pic would attract people - could experiment. Will report back. What a douche... You're not supposed to touch it I stared at it for a few minutes before I got it... My wife got it instantly.... She is a keeper.... Yikes. That is one awful case of elephantiasis Gotta love those filarial worms. Yeah, because most laptops have 2 upgradable slots in addition to onboard ram . You shouldn't compare 2x4gb ram to 1x8gb ram. Also, the 8gb stick only has 2 reviews, and one said it failed the memtest. Maybe link to a more reliable single 8gb stick. I would say $100 would be reasonable since it is about $70 for a decent 1x8gb stick. Any company charges ridiculous for ram upgrades. All is well until their huge-headed abomination pops out. I know the OP is complaining, but I sort of felt this was beneath me even when in my structure class. I couldn't help but think "couldn't someone just write a program for this, using the points of reference and get a statistical best fit?" It just seemed so manual labor intensive for something so simple She doesn't understand stairs go down too No big deal if your normal attire is a space suit Forgot what rimshot was for a second, but still clicked on it He seems to have a thing going on with his thing right there. Oww.. …that’s not a very good idea. Remember the pedophile that did an AMA a short while ago? He said that his fantasy scenario (paraphrasing) was a willing little girl. But in this case it worked, so what do I know Eventually found it. Had to navigate through a slew of pages to find it. Strange...Are you fucking serious... ...this person has not seen 99% of the posts on reddit. Apparently so. Quite possibly the most WTF thing I've ever read on Reddit, and it has stiff competition. And there were so many more that chimed in and said they did it too.. Such a... Thick book I read that as "slowly sliding in to Korra". Who keeps cutting those goddamn onions?! I went digging into a pleasant childhood memory again. I should have known better than to meddle in the past. That's why I didn't make a separate link. Wait... Yes, you're right. Took a good 10 minutes though THANK GOD I'M MALE... He still did better then skarner I understand your , but my other characters (that I started in early access and leveled to 40 before I quit because my server sucked) are all on Infinity Gate. I accidentally clicked "permalink" and then saw how weird your comment sounds without context. .... While we're at it, where do we stand on **Pedophile-black metal**? "Generally Available" Okay, so it looks like I'll be getting the Chūgi. . In my town, we refer to strippers as 'rippers...we thought it was all fun and games until the town's baseball team was renamed the London Rippers Do it then. Draw a better Iroh with your dick and post it. Done it again Reddit. I officially hand in my resignation from the Internet to you. You guys are lucky... Everybody at my school browses memebase, uses crappily constructed "meme comics" over Facebook, or follows "the unfortunate Brian guy, I think that's who it is" on Twitter. One guy in my Media class even browses 9gag... Same with me but after my laugh, the picture triggered both my trypophobia and arachnaphobia. As stupid as that was... the "brohoof" made me > "So yes or no?" *than* Maybe the health care industry should use more money to insure more people who need it rather than using that money to fight having to do what their very existence is intended for *anyway*. ...but you do know where she lives Booooooooo :C It pains me to see how ignorant most people still are about gays... And not necessarily ignorant, also very hateful.... I'm up voting this because stories like this one should be brought to light to show people how wrong hatred toward a single group truly is. It's almost like the holocaust, which, did as well target gays :/ Link doesn't work for me I was just going to say that, dammit Memes are on Facebook, twitter, tumblr, and a lot of other websites. They probably aren't redditors and they wanted to use a meme that was created because of their show to advertise for that show. I don't want you as a bartender in my local bar. What if some kid went on fap and found the granny pr0n and it was his grandma in the video? That David Tennant is no longer The Doctor. The Doctor is now an 12th grader with a bowtie and calls his time machine sexy. I thought this said fun house, not *pun* house... We should really start using a watermark. First time in farm area bruh? Hehehe, well, all i gotta say is.....don't do it My grandpa has nudes of french girls that he dated during WW2. He decided to show them off when he was showing my bf his old WW2 pics ಠ_ಠ I don't remember the name of it, but it was back in the food truck oasis area. They has this amazing burrito with hash browns and other veggies and meat but it was better than any of the regular repeat vendors. I WISH I COULD REMEMBER There isn't a font big enough or a bold bold enough to relay how much I'm ing right now. ಠಠ ಠಠ "scientist and evolution has no evidence..." That's worse than spoiling him "grammer" why would you repost this? The transit of venus was like, two weeks ago. I used to wait breakfast at a local café. One morning, a grotesquely overweight man with a dime-sized wart/boil on his chin came in and ordered an enormous breakfast. He told me stories about his time in juvenile detention and other various oddities while he waited. When I finally brought out his food, he exclaimed: "AH! May the gods feast upon your liver!" enjoy your meal? I love that show........ It's like a mushroom orgy Yes. TwoX is a friggin' Special Snowstorm lately. >Yeah... I know some people that bought Reagan email adressess... I love how OP has a terrifying user name and big heart. So incongruous (At least, I hope... ) and awesome. Da fuq did I just read?? Why hello-oooooooh... Kok Sa-Nga, the king kobra village in thailand, people are show fighting with cobras everyday, i guess this is their new recruit First read that as "Fleshlight Bong" . Instant No holster for the lady... ಠ_ಠ Finger on trigger... man, that sure cured my giggle fit . . . I guess. Wolverine would be better. More slicing action. TIL New Mexico isn't in America. ಠ_ಠ To be fair, Mexico isn't in America either Indeed. Hilarious if she asked you to go to the bedroom and she went to another room . I'm told it was called "Hellcats." that's what my mom told me when I was younger... but did you turn on the radio for the emergency weather warning Do I sound like I subscribe to any mythology ... ..and then will fuck with shemales ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ It was implying that it was before we were married and we were still in high school. The other way I was going to say it would have implied we were married while in high school Seriously, they did this shit back when digg was popular. We know I'm really hoping this is a college problem. If not then how is the economy improving a they say . In theory, there are three terms used to describe a male dog these are dog, stud dog and sire. Some people use these names interchangeably; however they do have their own specific and quite definite meanings. >>It's cool that you sicced your dogs on me. I'm totally not mad. I knew it was coming. yay... the worst part of sonic... immortalized. "He also has a personal ring-announcer, who does a lot more than announce..." Well this just got weird. Yeah, they think everything is fake, or gay. Someone posted this exact picture on instagram and I commented asking why he'd do nothing while the little girl's parents are getting brutally killed. The guy's response "well he's not gonna bring them back to life" As another Astros fan , I deny that this is any kind of an accomplishment because there are Little League teams that could throw a perfect game against them. what in the hell are you talking about son? You give me Puppy Eyes? I iuve you Reddit eyes! I'm on a mac so i cant tell if this worked but Oh... I would be scared that at night something would climb up. He also said he would be forever mackin ** ** pluck...  wait..... 28% of the people are "pinterist" are dudes? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Guys! Seriously! Stop that shit! OAG? Over Aged Girlfriend?..... Apparently Pit Bulls are inherently dangerous in Maryland. My JBrands are 31/36. Bloomingdales doesn't carry them anymore If you almost broke up because of that I couldn't imagine what would happen if you left the toilet seat up No deadpool An *infinitesimally small percent* of phobias are treated medically. How do you treat Coulrophobia, or "fear of clowns" medically. I would love the opinion of a medical professional such as yourself. I landed in this with Of Monsters and Men - Little talks. And im Icelandic. I blame those that came after me./s And they say blacks excel at **every** sport... My dog only did that to me once... once Why can't I stop watching this? "The unidentified man, who is in his 50s, was bitten on the hand while trying to pull a mouse away from a stray cat" Phone....make phones of every app there is out there!!!!wait.... That needle image. . I know who you are You see, it's funny because it's a joke about LeBron choking in the 4th quarter... already reposting this from yesterday?? Oh you're one of those. Ok, I'll be that person. Batman, Robin, and Superman is DC and Spiderman is marvel. What about their shitty math/questionable conclusion? 232 Media executives control the information diet of 277 million americans. That's 1 media exec to 850,000 subscribers. .gob.mx really makes our life hard doesn't it? Would plain .html be too much to ask I call the peanut butter gif. That is not how you make a flat white. That kid is like 9. And what the hell was that americans All of the reposts on ask reddit.. CEO of my mother. This makes things so much worse haha! I'm at work tracking my package/vita just waiting. Should be here tonight and GR is gonna be my first game. Most likely gonna download since ups doesn't reach me til 9pm oh well lol! I would respond to that but my brain is full of " ." Just checking. There was a particularly abrasive tool on the bus yesterday that threatened to throw someone off the bus for not taking their backpack off, after also aggressively propositioning some ladies and yelling about chivalry. Also tried to re-arrange the lineup at the bus stop for no reason. I told my dad when we were driving home. He freaked for a second but then said to not worry about that and focus on my school work. yes thanks ive never had a wink throw anyone off before..I don't know my own strength . Well. How homophobic of you. Are.. Are you me? Anyone who cares even a little bit about Reddit karma. Karma whoring takes many forms, all of which are pathetic. Also, the face is lame. Her BF here. I'm watching all of you. Have you heard of Wavey the bandit hunter? You will. Canada? We are too classy for that. Just give that idiot who is yelling it the is not an emoticon? I see that rather often here. Okay, wait, I don't understand that at all. What can you do if a ref pushes you and you fall? "on accident" A little back-story as well: my gf at the time and I were talking about phones randomly, when she told me that it takes 28 seconds to get to voicemail when my phone is off and 30 seconds when my phone is on. I was all like You are objectively wrong. Just because it's a game about mermaids, man. Don't encourage him with a reply then Me neither. I'm outta here. ┌( )┘ Yes you are and it will stay that way until the day you are set freeeeeಠಠಠಠಠ ಠಠಠಠಠ And they say the pope looks creepy Well the reddit meet-up made the news will edit with the right link once my phone allows me to copy OH DEAR GOD. I remember being in AWANA. I was in the "Cubbies" age group. Luckily our mom decided to take us out of it for whatever reason. They kept telling me it's ok in the heat of the moment. It's never ok. For example: That album title I think it's also common in Finland that we're a little bit socially awkward. When I was in Edinburgh last year in a market to buy some baguette, the cashier said "And how's your day?". That always throws me off a bit since it never happens in Finland (and usually I start to tell about my whole day to the lady who's giving me this look ) Figured it out ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ It sounds like Chinese police are a lot nicer than American police I was bald before I started IT.... Yeah, I thought that that research it mentioned on the use of Street View by burglars seemed interesting and important - but instead they talk about some cat This photo was taken from outside the shield... puddin face. This is possibly my favorite cat picture of all time. All I can see is this face: Yes those were amazing. Tommy Le Jones really made my morning. I was down in Kyushu on the Western coast. When it rained during the rainy season in June they would go inside looking for shelter The sight of about eight of them over a foot long just lying in a big bundle was one of the most horrifying things I have ever witnessed Jeez I suck. Only read the books twice through... . I won't delete this, so everyone can go ahead and yell at me Why were you like When I saw the face, all i saw was My name is Bruno. My general reaction to most of the comments: Fuck yeah, murder! I tried it, went to hidden wiki. Pedo chan? ಠ_ಠ Babychan? the fuck is wrong with people...? Didn't go on those sites, just saw they were on tor. I said had.. TIL that Alien Blue can only play one YouTube Doubler video at a time Cake Day means the day you made your Reddit account. Your generic rehashed comment is missing a word. If you are going to rehash shit over and over at least take the time to type it out correctly. I guess I can understand it. You were giddy with circlejerky excitement that you, YOU were gonna get to be the one who said that in this thread. I hate this. The Transformers trilogy had a perfectly fine plot. Deep and meaningful, probably not, but it worked for the films. They were enjoyable. Get rid of this fucking circlejerk, reddit. It's a simple comment about the immature way the OP is presenting himself, dude. Don't get bent out of shape. ...what the fuck. This is a thing? One of our teammates works for some company and got our jerseys sponsored. The rest of the teams in our league have normal names like Hawks and Coyotes. That also explains our Penguins jerseys That's nice, but meanwhile you're the one trying to "police" things. I can agree with this. I was actually killed along with my buddy in the Zelenogorsk supermarket because somebody with a pistol happened to log in there. Lost an m4a3 cco thanks to that. ##ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Not sure if trolling I had to sell my tix to this I just watched Apollo 18, and now this.. Might wanna mark that NSFW wat As an avid /r/keto dieter (down 50lbs), your dad's doctor made me Someone took M6MX without commenting. (All gone, by the way.) The only thing that irritates me is you do that thing where you put on lipliner but no lip color Same thing happened to me once, except I woke up with my roommate's underwear on... Any misuse of the word "jawns"? Although, one girl in particular calls me 'Chrissy Bear' . Her death is already in the works. Thanks mate. It's usually the punchline when irritating cuntfucks go through all the blatanty obvious ones. However, I did use - and dramatically fail - this one when trying to impress a friends female companion (Wasn't chatting her up): Her: 'So, what's your name?' Me: 'Monty...or mon tae ma bit :D' Her: ' ' Those hands look too human. jiff Holy shit, I do the exact same thing! Anytime I have to use either word (which is fairly infrequent, which may be a part of the problem) it's like I have a stroke mid-word as I correct myself.... usually... ..all that running? your boyfriend- Lol your mom jokes. What are you, 12? "Trololol if math was easy, it would be your mom!" Repost I repeat: ** **. Real classy What's weird is most women I browse choose the second answer. If it wasn't for Reddit I would never have learned about the cumbox. I'm not feeling John's... I think, for pranking purposes, he could make it a heck lot more dirtier. Possibly something along the lines of hammer and hammering and BIG things hammering... then I remember their ages and this is just fucking creepy now. Hmm.. Alright. But I'm not paying for anything if we go to church Damn him and all the money he donated to a good cause! You are evil. Local thugs demand Rs 300. Go to the police to report them, they take a Rs 350 bribe to protect you. Was expecting the old "why would you click that" I guess I have dry eyes, because mine usually remind me of dried shards of glass if I fall asleep in them. First thing I want to do is attempt to pry them out if she smokes, she pokes. I've learned that the hard way "Excuse me ' *ma'am* ' but we do not tolerate such vulgarities here," "Please refer to such unmentionables as 'hoo-hoo'!" lucky son of a bitch.. Why Is the person in the white shirt so frozen Read it as "Miami Meat" .. You didn't stick your penis in there, did you? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ There was a worse chapter somewhere in the series titled "The Death of (character name)". don't give them anymore ideas. Good luck with that Too much blue sky. We're not doing that IAmA again The anti-Reddit circlejerk is strong in this one. **Don't ruin it.** Yup. Somehow they don't think anything of it. I mean come on, my balls even made a flapping sound how can you dismiss that shit? ~~Ha ha ha ha ha. Yeah, that's fucking funny. ~~ I am not saying you are ignorant, I am saying that you are ignoring that some people like to respect others when they lose by simply saying gg France? Canada? The Vatican? 4:20? I wonder what kind of simple life he's talking about... Looks as if he's trying to...seduce someone Im pretty sure he DID use , but he had his (coke bottle) glasses on... I was getting into the song then it came up with that yeah, the Rangiku look I wonder what kind of capture device he uses. I once played Counter Strike with my wall hack, big plays... Neither are we Most yards in first two games is not a situational stat. None of what you mentioned is. Unless your going to classify the game itself a situation. Then they all are situational stats. Situational is when you break down the game into sections such as downs and distance or 2 minute offense or under pressure etc. Somebody's mad they have a QB that chokes. Thats what he's known for. Tony Romo choked again the same year Cam Newton set meaningless records. sorry we got superman. You got (Antonio chokes in important games Homo). Yes but i am not a female dog. Yeah...no one...other than the 21,700 followers on twitter What annoys me is when you finally give up and look for a solution, and it turns out to be something you already tried but you combined things in the wrong order or clicked on the wrong pixel. Wow, honestly I don't know why in the world I said "download 'TO' Facebook" I know I am not that stupid... Careless mistake. they really didn't leave anything out How do you know I'm skinny? Haha, what an original joke! Us Aussies do use 'cunt' a lot! Funny! Pretty much... Damn whale eaters! ლ( ლ) Once, I woke up with a piece of bread in my hand, under my pillow. The strange part was we didn't have that kind of bread at home NO. Quite Jaysus, the last time we played in France Yes, because obviously if someone owns an iPad, that's the only piece of technology they have capable of playing any games at all... THAT'S A VERY UNDERAGE ASS YOU'RE LOOKING AT! Kog was just helping Vayne adjust her outfit, right? Right guys? Escevator... Escevator............ Escevator Goddamn internets... once again op is a huge scam ... ಠ_ಠ reddit ಠ_ಠ. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ I AM YOU IDIOT Right. Still the doctors fault. Yes, he was really convincing as a villain in Battlefield Earth and Swordfish No first off raining that day. second the user in there Infinite wisdom decides ohh well don't what to put my muddy boots on the carpet so they put them on top of the desk top tower... ಠ_ಠ so the "oil" was mud that got into the case as was now leaking back out. ಠ_ಠ to the power is all I can say about that. lol it seriously makes my work day suck ass while trying to figure out what's happening in this subreddit. Most of the mods were pretty nice about it, but the guy that could actually fix it was pretty much like "fuck em...people shouldn't use IE anyway" I guess you're a bigger fan of those "real" zombie flicks? Shooting bears for fun? Yes, shampoo. Soap is dangerous, man... What if it slips out of your hand and into your butt Beat me to it Skate boarding in Gucci's? I think I just had an acid flash back when I clicked that link Dude - all my feels. Sometimes I think mine prefers me flaccid. Bonus points: she also pokes it and laughs (at the way it moves, alright? ). God damn it! I would be a millonaire if I got money every time I jump in a frozen lake. until it clamps down on your dick and pulls it in the wrong direction... TwoX readers usually don't understand what I mean with **drum** solo, not guitar I also punched my sister in the face when she went to wake me up on holiday, I came downstairs perfectly normally when... All was good until I read "smeared shit all over the walls" Never say "whatevs" about grammar. CDR... hand numbered Improper use of you twat. "I am the living proof of that" - looks like an asshole .... Morgan FreeDman 4chan really enjoys being unhappy I guess, considering how many flashy tiers there have been since Everyone's entitled to their opinions, of course, but I think tier 2 (remodeled) had some of the best sets in the game. Judgment, bloodfang, transcendence... I'm all for tier gear looking a little on the flashy side; it's a *fantasy* game, after all. Not to mention that if I worked hard for it, I want it to look cool and unique. Original tier 2 looks worse than today's quest greens and I would have been very disappointed. I can't speak for r/wow, of course, but I imagine I'm not alone ;) The logo is in the wrong place. I know that F1 has changed their safety rules/regulations after his death and I believe no one has died since. Unfortunately a legend had to die for them to make changes. I know what you mean! I mention Senna at work and I get Since when is this WTF worthy? What're you *DOING* with your cats? There should be a rule in this subreddit about starting your title with anything even remotely close to the word UPDATE. Pretending to be a Bioware employee...what did you expect? I hear ya, just hit up other places. My closest value village prices are so high i don't even bother with them :o 50 bucks for a GameCube and 40 for a non tested PS1 nothankyou. I found these on the other end of the city on a stroke of luck. I have given up on salvation armys, the only things I find at them are VHS tapes and game gear games I've earned it because I can't afford a gaming pc? I looked inside the card, he got run over i smoked with my "aunt" (not quite an aunt but im cutting a long story short) from argentina and she thought my green was bad. it was some super dank chemdawg expertly cured that stunk to high heaven and she told me good ganja isnt supposed to stink ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Those aren't words I think I am apt to take offense at the holding of a strange font-woman's thighs Especially since madden 2005 is #24 ... as if Github needed to create any more excuses for me to drink heavily My grandfather just spammed my entire family with an email showing what happens when you pee on the third rail of a railroad track. I opened it at work. DRM, excessive DRM. You know who you are. Stop it now Worse than ddial meetups 20 years ago. And stay the hell off my lawn. Damn kids. So you took a facebook screencap that gets reposted several times and made a rage comic out of it? Way to go. A valiant effort. But ya, she knew what was up. Nothing says "Great Strawberry Flavor!" quite like a hand lotion-covered dick.... Just like how OCP runs Detroit in Robocop ... neither does a dh with a shield but they can get class affixes on shields >.>. i've also gotten wd class affixes on 2h xbows Minus the alcohol? Then you're doing it wrong. Germany would like to have a word with you Its a forgivable typo. I mean, N and Y are right next to each other on the keyboard ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ > Why exactly does that deserve a " " in your opinion? Is it that comix aren't a serious medium to you? One of the guys has a collection of 11 Purple Party Hat trolls in his POH. Where do you work? Yep! So if you're a freshman living in the high rises, no problem! Just park across campus! Ya ha. And his talk wasn't even serious. At first I was all like but then I was like Better ban candy next, then. Because of my amazing customer service So this is why you shouldn't treat wild animals like fucking teddy bears! They are wild, they will stomp and they will kill you. Man can be so ignorant as well as arrogant Why was the kid even there? You people? Ahhaha nice one, although I don't hang out with uneducated bogans very often I haven't had sex in over a year I'm pretty sure I'll be fine I really need the cash and its better then donating sperm...nobody wants that, lol. And they still went negative ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ You are everything that is wrong with America ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Kid: ....white people This was just asked Spanked like a misbehaving circus monkey. Pretty dumb move, but not as dumb as what it's going to cost the community financially for the arrest. I'm so glad this terror is off the streets! " " WHAT IN THE ACTUAL BLUEBERRY FUCK........ Stopped reading at "3 main ways to guage your ears" Guage. Your. Ears. ....that's like saying I'm going to inch my ears out.. (trombone waaaaah noise) clop clop clop clop clop clop Woah tiger he's not there yet Bananas make the inside of my mouth itch. And you thought the texture making you gag was hard to explain to people.. thats great; i always have someone watch me while i shower [](/welp) You screen shot your victories Wrong! Noah was 900 years old, it said so in the bible - so it's documented. Damn... All I got was a NAM Congrats! Are you fucking serious What the hell is it? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ If you are asking the OP that, then you are asking about her little sister I have you tagged as "BLAGHAGRGAHALLEAHSBAGRGAHGSHEGALA" Sounds like you're dating the wrong kind of men, sir. Glad you're not generalizing The Sims , 'nough said. Does playing need for speed make you feel like breaking the law while you drive? At first i was like 0-0 then i was like e.o then i was like then i was like .-. then the vet pushed the vagina back inside and i was like \;u;/ hurray! With a penis? What do *you* mean, "you people"? what do you honestly expect in that line of work? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Installous I wondered that myself. So I said fuck it and watched a few episodes. It started innocently enough...And here I am, a year later, with ponies bouncing between neurons in my brain. ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ Wine in a cognac glass? rabble rabble... Yeah because unlike other human beings, Mexicans don't sleep too. Nintendo No problem just thought I would help some one with this knowledge sense I didn't learn all this until after I beat hardcore (took two months due to rage quits) SOON..... seriously... he's like a foot away ...really? Have an upvote, for the sake of balance. And props to anyone who is putting his life on the line to serve his home country - many things in the US that are considered healthy patriotism there would be called fascism or nazi in Austria, where I live. We are still traumatized heavily enough that it's not OK to publicly state you love your homeland . Those guys, even if they join for all of the wrong reasons, are always shaped by their experiences, and although the worst scar to get in the Austrian army is alcoholism, I am fascinated by US vet stories and believe they are not getting enough thanks for what they go through. No matter if the wars they fight are justifiable, but the small GI risking his life on every patrol at least deserves some gratitude, especially if he is one of the many who return with PTSD severe enough to render them unable to integrate in any working environment for the rest of their lives. Do not take the corruption of leadership out on the small guy who may just as well have been conned into believing what he did was right - fight the big guys, but support the young man who just came home a trainwreck to the best of your abilities. Well that name doesn't sound sinister at all... lololololol you do realize I'm going to stalk every move you make on reddit from now on right? ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ instert TIL managers at Goodwill can be power-tripping assholes... WTF it's Goodwill I'm pretty sure you could have gotten your point across without mentioning that they were black. With a skin. ( )^2 First response: Second response: ....why is this song so catchy!? No karma on self posts. Oh god I think I did this before with the fountains of water squirting up off the floor Same, FedEx guy didn't think I was 18 today though, for a wine delivery Larger market share. There are a lot of people in the North-East. I find I dislike most of them for being assholes (as with anything, not all of them), and consequently their football teams. Pisses me off how much attention mediocre teams like Philadelphia and the New York Jets get, just because that's what people want to hear about. And the fucking Packers fans these days... I rather sillily wrote that comment drunk in a pub. Mobile reddit too good Repost WrestleMania II celebrity Joan Rivers is also scheduled to appear as a guest Is this some sort of a joke? Hypokritiskt? This image has been sitting on the front page of r/funny for over an hour * * Also from Houston. I'd say let's do a meetup but it looks like you....roll with a different crowd. I'm guessing since after you downloaded it. Why is it called "cloud sword" on that blog? From the sea... Its hard buying a complete car. My 64 El Camino is stock except the engine ( ) etc. I bet her face looked something like this: Water, Fruit juice and a Pepsi Max. Kevin Smith? Retiring? He just did an AMA, and I'm pretty sure there was no hint of that. Civilian glitches already That isn't that weird. I used to walk my sheep down the streets of Los Angeles in high school. She loved going on walks! I did have a fair number of people ask why a little girl was walking a llama on topanga canyon blvd though ... Wut what the mother fuck? did they put turf on a waterbed or something? i liked the way you used '' '' I do actually. They are in my power. Thats a tuba . "Is permitted to join in on threesomes" Nice try, FBI Amen?! People from Alabama believe in something besides the Devil?! Ah.....we're rivals :)...... I mean...... I was respondng to the comment "Nice try, FBI ". Because i doubt thefbi would be on a canadian case, the rcmp would be a bit miffed So you're posting naked pictures of yourself to the Internet, and you don't expect people to message you asking for more? Omg! Are you Van Gogh's distant relative? The cumbox will never die in my mind. It has already been implanted in there, just like tubgirl. Apparently even trying to set it on fire only releases a god awful smell. Yeah, but Handbrake is reeeeeeaaaaal slow on my Mac. Is there any way to get it to work faster (except getting a better computer...)? Converting a Mad Men episode takes well over 2 hours, converting a movie just took my entire afternoon. are you serious ? ...yes, because you were an adolescent when reddit launched means everyone else must have been as well. Your self-centeredness is showing. Hmmm they forgot the self-hating frat queen stereotype the epitome of reddit, video posted in 2010 They weren't playing basketball were they It's the two-legged horse music! ... ... You say, while instantly trusting something you heard somebody on reddit say. ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ ಠ_ಠ just copy and paste it, and if you have keyboard shortcuts, put it in there. Whenever I type "wut" my iPhone changes it to every time. 5 hours of building... Thanks. I'm glad to hear there are other guys like me. I can't tell you the number of times I've been accused of being gay for not being turned on by homosexual behavior I was in a fight when I was about 14 once and they ripped my glasses off my face and threw them on the floor, and I just stared at them like: Jesus Christ...you leave raw chicken sitting out overnight then eat it? What. Your username I'm glad we could have a reasonable discussion without descending into insults and intransigence Yeah, taking pictures while doing 70 must be tuff... I hope you're talking about the girl behind them on the right, or else Skittlezzzzz I'm glad I got to see this again, yeah definitely looks like he gets him in the neck to begin with then Sonny catches his arm. Intense staring! Well now, I believe I've seen everything Don't worry, it'll be even worse when the patch comes out and it goes down to ~5% IAS. Yeah, why on earth is the government involved in agreements between adults. It makes no sense at all. At least yours is not 12 years old... Wat? >I'm glad we could have a reasonable discussion without descending into insults and intransigence Soooo i'm a pedophile? Oh god my Paragard experience was awful too. They told me to schedule an appointment when I had my period. So I called as soon as I got it, but the soonest they were able to get me in was a few days after that. My period at that point was super short cause my cycles were all weird from being on Depo for 6 months (after bleeding straight through those 6 months and well past that...) so when I got there my period was over. The woman doing it said my cervix was almost completely closed, but she decided to try insert it anyway instead of me making another appointment. It was the most horrible, stabbing, achey feeling ever, to the point where I started crying and almost passed out, and apparently I was bleeding quite a bit too. Then I had to drive myself home right after she finished! Fun times It's been about 6 months since it was put in and I don't think my body has fully adjusted yet-the cramps are horrible and my periods are always way too heavy :( Student = Job = I get to sleep as long as I sleep with my eyes open. ^zzz 1TB HD is overkill 5 diamond = 1 emerald; Diamond Helmet = 7 emeralds?? Who the heck is this Amanda Bieber, I've been seeing a lot of her lately Mine reminded me a couple of weeks ago Why have I been so dense to not realize there is a subreddit for this series well ima hop on by! How is this nsfw, I am dissapoint... Try and tell him to shave Once when I was 13 I asked my mother to knock before entering. She gave me the look. "Why because you are doing something you shouldn't?" > My nearest mosque is men only . They are very nice, but very cultural and strict about gender rules (there is a hadith that says "do not prevent your women from going to the mosque" yet somehow they justify preventing women from educating themselves and worshipping). Relevant user name. There I was, sitting there with my earphones on listening to this peaceful kingdom hearts song called "Dearly Beloved". I click the link and see staring at me. I giggle as I move my cursor around. Alas -- my joy faded when I made the god awful decision of clicking. I became a champion gymnast for a second as I back flipped out of my chair; causing my earphones to rip painfully from my ears. For those reading this -- do NOT follow in my foot steps and click....*sobs hysterically* 13 Repost.... If you tried to feed your dog grapes, I have many for you. Please tell me you don't live in Cαnαdα. I've been meaning to go to Trees several times now. It seems really cool. Is there typically a cover? Or shows every night? I only ask because I'm super frugal when it comes to social outings. I can't afford to run up impressive drinking tabs anymore. The irony. And golf courses everywhere. Yeah, it's not wtf... Unless they have baby purtles or tigs Well fine, I hope you are proud of yourself. Oh well, I didn't need to sleep anyway So you post a picture of your brother to prove...? The Internet just called him gay Faz acusado emocionalmente isso? Are you fucking kidding me? That was the question? Oh wow! I am glad I bought a VW Yeah, it's ok, I'm not siting in bed or anything like that ..... Does this really fit gaymers? I was once left a "tip" on the back of the receipt by a particularly large fellow, "Get bigger chairs" Thank you for that sir, your tip will really help me pay for my books this semester Imagining this: "Do you have a boyfriend?" "No." "...Do you have a girlfriend?" " " Dear Godiva i hope this is real Yeah right. But not everyone is on the Interwebz all day and I was trying to help them out. But I forgot: This is reddit. Newton's laws of motion . How's The Passion of the Christ *science* fiction?! second hand? Gayception - no, fuck you I think I was 11 or 12 (only 16 now) and my classmates would randomly start watching porn in class, using the fucking projector, and laugh histerically Keep your hands off Naga To bad there corporate dudes are religious ass holes, but damn those chicken sandwiches are good and that souse mmm, damn I just spent like 5 min thinking about food now I'm starving. Your username contains my last name I pray I am not related to you. Reddit is supposed to be my escape! Not healthy Yeah... From that point of view there's a rope that comes out of the water which penetrates the parasailor I'm gonna go with the latter. Get off my lawn As a developer that creates Facebook apps at work, oh my god I loathe the Javascript API. One minute it can be working fine, the next minute you get a JS parsing error in Facebook's all.js script and your application goes to shit. And it's pretty hard to have graceful degradation when the entire point of the app is to interact with Facebook's social plugins. What has been seen cannot be unseen I think he's a bit busy.... ಠ_ಠ My eyes hurt Your username . Although post-fap you would probably make a more clear decison on keeping it. Unless remorse gets the better of you. I NEVER understand people who think it's OK to bring their kids to a BAR! Bars are for ADULTS to enjoy ALCOHOL to relax or hit on each other with shitty pick-up lines. Not, get-drunk-while-my-kid-rolls-all-over-the-place-because-I'm-too-lazy-to-get-a-damn-babysitter centers. Every time I've been in Walmart. -Notices the bed by his leg- Gnarly picture. That's my line I've never heard Forrest talk before, but he had me loling! That picture where Anderson is like was great! But what a great guy, that he can just joke about this kind of stuff. I've heard some bad stuff, but he seems alright. But matter is matter, and energy is energy... I don't believe you. That's just a normal radio-controlled helicopter in a spherical frame Xenoblade is a great RPG. I wasnt the biggest fan of the newer JRPG games I have tried on the 360 (Final Fantasy 13 and Blue Dragon ), so I had to really think about getting Xenoblade for the Wii. But man, lets just say that I regret nothing! It has a very addicting combat system and a Huuuuuuuge world to explore. But im really slow paced so im not eve that far in the game despite having played 30 hours or so. ...Candida ? You do realize this has nothing to do with sugar cravings and lack of energy? Candida is a yeast and can cause yeast infection, usually due to a lowered immunity or in the case of women, when the natural balance down below is distorted. And now... Lion King Ft. Timon and Pumba The head of EA isn't in Montreal but in Redmond Shores (EARS), the studio in Montreal is a big studio... Just isn't the HQ unfortunately. 'Click to embiggen' "Take that! And that! And that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that... Damn, need a new loaf. Unsliced, this time. " Same with should've or should of (honestly people?) your, you're, they're, there, their, etc. annoy me. Especially the fucked up contractions how the fuck does should have become should of? I get that it's a homophone, but it's still really annoying to those of us who can actually type, read, write, and speak our language with a certain amount of decency. Not bashing on those who have English as a second language, but those who have it as a first language but still speak it with the quality of someone who has been speaking it for two years. Jackie Chan sings own movie theme songs? Yes. Jackie Chan popstar in Asia? No. They better not be dead I don't take these /r/aww pictures seriously anymore. i game 82H a week.... You are of course correct, but that 'Who are these Beatles stealing Bieber songs?' thing from a while back irked the crap out of me and I just like to toss in a little " god damn ignorant children..." every once and a while. I never noticed how bad his teeth were Yes, because people with a mouth full of dicks enunciate better Oh, my bad. I messaged the mods. And I got a reply that said No. It didn't even make sense I said how do I get flair and he said no anyways, I just messaged the mods. Sometimes flair is not the best thing. Wait a minute, honeydew? Seriously? Or books. I made the mistake of purchasing (thankfully only two) books through Google Books and then moved to a new country. I now get a friendly "Sorry, Google Books is not yet available in your country" when I try to read them. Sometimes when I sit down, it starts playing music. No IP Yet men will still be stereotyped with being forgetful. Alright i'm going to sleep. Don't you guys do anything until I get back in 16 hours. You lied to me. Flash is required! Unless it's . People love it. Double standards. and not on blu-ray? Wtf? [*Its funny* **because he's too holy a Prophet for his likeness to be captured, but I feel le need to take it a step further and call for punishment of doing so beyond just a couple 's!**](//#muhammad) That's because no one has put another on the barbie... Check the sidebar "something complicated like Diablo or Skyrim " In my corner of the world, meth is called crack because people smoke it with crack pipes (to the best of my knowledge, coke and by extension, crack are relatively uncommon). That's not SAP. That's just... Weird Hi /r/worstof. Never thought I would be linked here. I would just like to say that I do not condone the feeding of kittens to snakes or any other animal. I was merely reporting a story that I heard. Thanks for your time, I really don't want to be tagged "Feeds snakes kittens " or anything. You don't think the rich benefit from having well maintained transportation ways, utilities such as electricity and water, and other infrastructure? ˁ ˀ Photoshop on a 13 inch screen? As a fellow Oklahoman, I can attest to this. The town closest to me has eleven churches. Most of them are within a block or so of each other. The town is home to less than three thousand people. Got me too Putting one extra "o" into the URL redirects you to zombocom... Why isn't this on Android yet? Upvote for first part. Good advice. Downvote for tanning recommendation. Would you rather have stretch marks or skin cancer? Gabi quit down voting it is funny. My next door neighbors walk in unbidden whenever they please. Not retarded, I'm sure just being non-English natively explains it. Here, have a few upvotes. Sorry for putting a target on your back 5-10 FML Nerdy collectors ಠ_ಠ Mordor of Game stores Seems like someone who should find their car keyed often For some reason I'm actually not at all interested in reading the rest of his profile... Sorry, not even remotely true I completely agree with you on The Devil Inside. The guy who made that trailer deserves an award for making it look even remotely viewable. I work in a cinema in the UK, and opening night it sold out in a screen that holds ~600 people, at least 100 of those people came out demanding their money back. Probably one of the most stressful moments of my life. I actually saw the film myself when it quietened down a bit from the hype, and it was appallingly bad. I met a guy with a hand deformity once. I called him pterodactyl and we are not friends. But not the beastiality and torture video parts? As a Tim... Then they grew up.. Bigfoots boobs are bigger than mine goddamn it... "i'm a good christian". It makes it allllll better . yeah, that sounds feasible by every monk. Well it's true. Mon dieu. A 9gag joke. Seriously you had no better insult He was never a superstar God I hope not, I'm sick of this trend where they kill every character I care about yet another reason to hate teemo Not to mention, Pokéballs costing $200 each. I know right! I got my Missouri blown tube about $150 cheaper online than in Missouri At first i was like, NUH UH, then i was like.............................. Ok, who downvoted all the posts? Did you really just suggest taking the bus instead of a five minute walk? One time I was on acid and my friend pulled out a potato chip and was like "LOOK!!" and I just had a laugh and ate it right up. Everyone was like and I realized I had just eaten a chip that exactly resembled the Wu Tang Clan "W". For shame. I'll never understand why people all gay guys meet the stereotype. It frustrates me. I've been told I'm to straight to be gay. It makes no sense. I like guys and I act like a guy. Ugh it's infuriating! What the fuck is wrong with you. >mfw op is talking about his mother I don't think OP was pretending… . And then again at the end it* had* to go into the skitter's eye too Proof????!!!!!ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ That.....sweat.... Why the fuck did i just laugh at that Everything you say has been the opposite of reality I need to leave this post. Right fucking now. This is making me wayyy too paranoid. He's only been a user for one day Rant: You know what I hate? When I tell others I live in Minnesota, and they go "Oh, isn't that in the Midwest?" Hey! Look, we're not all fat. We don't all read the bible. Some of us have hope! me too..! oh.. wait.. nevermind It is! And the sources of those myths are just heart-breaking, sometimes... I've had people flat-out tell me that I'm wrong because something I've told them hasn't matched up with what they saw in *Blackadder Goes Forth* Seems kinda suspicous to me. The writer of the article wrote it because it's admittedly a cool idea, not because she has anything to do with the engineering. Jeesh I meant towards OP I thought you were giving up cheeseburgers Randy! 20 minute log in queue time. YOLO......I'll show myself out ( *) I have played Dota 2... . Yes, because hating child molestation is no more deep-seated than when people post comments about girls sticking out their lips in photos. Aha good ol' town of Bakersfield was 106 today. Going to be like this all summer..... Ah, so you encountered a group of people who did a particular thing in a fashion you don't like and decided to tar everyone who does something that's even slightly like that thing by the same brush? Sounds fair. Wait what? No, I did not feel it that way. This is just a comic film, nothing too serious. You must not analyze it under a political angle They talk wayyy too much in the remake Actually your one of His "World wide web" has three syllables. "WWW" has six. ...is listed under COMEDY. When words fail, I'm fine with that, but your DADS hairbrush? Sooo true. I rolled monk for my primary and just keep getting depressed every time I go back to it due to how gimp it feels in inferno. I have already spent millions on gear and it's still not cutting it. Just reached 60 with my wizard today... It just annoys me that I would need to make a wiz in the first place when all I want to be able to do is farm 3 and 4... And the worst part is, Blizzard has pretty much failed to acknowledge how underpowered monk and witch doctor are, so we're screwed until maybe 1.0.4 or 5 when they finally get their act together. Which explains why you look extremely familiar..... Those Bitches Something similar happened to me, except instead of kids, it was the government that said I was dead. I had to prove to the government that I was still alive. ಠ_ಠ just...just...I not even sure if it's real...how...j-just how can you be so stupid I live close to the beginning of my street and subsequently near a popular bakery, and I'm frequently the guy waiting for you to get out of my driveway so I can get home. Secret shadow agency finds all of these mysterious items.... And posts about them in excruciating detail on the Internet. It makes PERFECT sense. > missing? Well seeing as the said earlier that they wanted to make it more accessible I am more inclined to say A, it's a horror game they aren't suppose to appeal to a broad audience ACCIDENTLY CAPSLOCK!! .... stop it The most diamonds I've had at one time is 123. Are you kidding me with this? wat There is more to this part of the story than can be discussed in polite conversation. Flot at Yousee melder ud at de hellere vil blive ved med at malke forbrugerne og så vente med en flatrate tjeneste til senere på året How can people stop caring about their iDevices Congrats! I've got three more to go myself... Got a warrior at 61, shaman at 55, and warlock at 36. Alas, thanks to Diablo, I doubt I'll be getting all of them up before MoP... but I don't mind too much, because I can't think of a better way to ruin all the new leveling content for myself than by doing it 10 times in a row Also, last night I was pressing that random button (top left of the page) and I arrived at the weirdest thing: /r/picsofhorsedicks. Yeah, that's an actual thing . "The French-speaking area of Canada?" I'm guessing that whoever downvoted you did so because your wording is retarded. Of course you're not the only one who has his sound enabled while playing. That's exactly what I thought.... There's Annie but they leave out Kat and Irelia Repost Yeah I can't even listen to Bob Dylan on YouTube anymore How are they babies when they have breasts like that? Kakashi didn't die. "Todo por la guerra de Calderón..." wait this one is mostly because of citizen's stupidity "This article appears to contradict another article." Why did I look for that? That's not what I meant Dude, rule #34 OSHA's face right now: No, your name is Vassko77 not sure why you are getting downvoted. Probably has something to do with vlads being core on PL... Wow, so how did you make your way out from living at bethel? Its hard enough to fade out, much less living at headquarters! Also, any proof? Like a pic of your username with some bethel paraphernalia? lol Not because I doubt your story but because I would LOVE to show a witness your reasons. The video you worked on was one of the last ones I was forced to watch (no offence) before I came out as being atheist because they thought the "history" and the story on Russel having problems believing would help me to turn around. trust me they do except for the 4 year release schedule 2 FBI Agents named Johnson? I agree, that place sucks. Few days ago I was playing around with an Asari Vanguard spec'd for some stasis sniping with a Carnifex. I start searching and after a few moments am dropped into a lobby. I have barely enough time to see that it's a full four player Silver lobby before the game tells me I've been vote-kicked by the three of them. Wait, so if somebody was going through hell in their life you would just walk by saying "I hate your work, haha you suck at life now fuck off!"? Honestly think before trying to be 'witty'. This is original? TL;DR: "Yeah, I had to break up with him because he didn't know the difference between to and too." Yeah, I don't think so. am i the only one who thinks that Ahri is the hottest of them all? My name is not Nurdahl. Saw this on "Thousand Ways to Die" before reddit. Endless 8 Would've been funnier if it was actually a gif. Cornerstab to defend from behind? Explain this please. "She told me I could put it anywhere...so I put it in her mom." Why is this a thing Gabe knows "Found?" Hmmm.... Parental radar... That's hopeful. Although a few nights ago, he rolled towards me. Grabbed my body pillow with both hands and yanked it from between my legs then rolled over with it.... Even when I said "hey! Really!!". He totally didn't wake up. In the morning he was confused as to why he had my pillow... >I've been vote-kicked by the three of them. Awful lot of misogyny up in this thread and Peter liberated a stock photo without even shopping out the watermark rankeds people are lying? ON THE INTERNET?! light armor is for women....grow some stones! Why is that link purple? I have almost the same glass table... mine has a metal frame Ok, let's see the final score Christians: 3 Atheists: 1 ... ... Not when all of your accounts are on your phone That sounds awesome to me foot work Still a good job though and a pretty rock. ಠ_ಠ, Why didn't you videotape it, I am disaproving you for not videotaping it.ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Aliens, people are asking me to kill myself so please come kill them and me! The nike sign on his shoe is pink 3.52 courics...poop is not measured in pounds Oh the stupid things I do to amuse myself I'm gonna say the submitter, braeson, made this app, otherwise who the fuck would figure that out, or even sit down and try? I'm imagining some sort of "Get off my land!" message everytime someone enters your property Glenn Whelan . Annie You actually like AZ? I've been here my whole life and I can't stand the heat ಠ_ಠ I highly dislike using public restrooms, so I kinda feel where you're coming from. <-don't mind this btw, I just learned I could do this on alien blue and I got excited The other day my mom asked me to put this book on her Kindle. nah it's cool ლ( ლ) I whip my hair back and forth. Just whip it. Whip it real good. Already have the new iPad +4g. That's why I don't need to keep this around. Also, have a cavity getting filled tomorrow Janna flair Don't blame you not scouting lingbling as hacking You may have? do not like the tone of your post >Which was in response to the troll thread. It'll probably be ok. I'll get some severance and a few weeks off and hopefully a new job before the end of summer, but certainly took the wind out of my sails. AND they asked me to stay and work 2 weeks after they told me...that's what really gets the Lol but I thought they hated Christians and that kind of statement/logic Genius or Penius? Someone knows about this subreddit? How? Creeper Good for bluegrass, eh? Well, that was a well thought out and detailed account of what happened. Surely no one can doubt OP delivered. "She told me I could put it anywhere...so I put it in her veggies." And a mere 18 months after that, we'll start the cycle all over again for 2016. So you want him to loot an HE round that takes up 6 slots over rounds for a gun he actually has? dafuq I'm feeling that too. All the good recommendations like Ninite, Windirstat, and fences are all at the bottom while the obvious stuff is sitting on top. Guys, I was joking. That's kind of ironic, that my exact build... Mine does this too. But she likes to claw and bite at the controller when I use them How Does that get you a point? This shows absolutely no Evidence of God NOT existing. These points are only given to those who have made a point in there own beliefs. All I see here is that you Tricked some person into publishing a Book about Christianity with a lesbian on the Front, that nobody could even tell unless they were told about it... Which part wasn't in English... Yeah the guy that studied physics and engineering at university is claiming to have broken the laws of physics. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ puppies.. Almost 15,000 views, yet only almost 700 uptokes. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ [](/blakeboston)[](/brokenheartbear)[](/businesscat)[](/businessdog)[](/cfox)[](/dragonited)holy!!!!!! $eems legit I'm not going to lie, that's super annoying. The worst is when you tell a friend, "Hey, you should check out this song called "We Are Young" by this awesome band called fun.!" and they're like "Hmmm, what? Okay, sure. Whatever." And then three months later they're like, "Have you heard "We Are Young" by fun.? It's like the most amazing song ever!" and I'm just like . Ultimate reddit party foul, put a fucking spoiler tag on that shit. haha cool :) I probably don't even have postage though "Rioted after losing in the Stanley Cup Finals" How did you do this? Gyroscopic chickens? I literally had like 40 on my list ಠ_ಠ Witness as the post-9/11 generation learns to post on the Internet. A beer between your legs, at the wheel? El chino frente a mi casa tiene Nutella. He said he didn't like maple syrup!! We got it all on tape. He'll pay! Correction nickelback took that title Yeah... TIR's the sad fuck here. Totally. Scumbag Serial Killer: Casually posts comments on Reddit using his victim's account Yeah, Americans test other people's mortality. Not our own What the fuck? Did I read? Leg hair usually doesn't get that long, even for men. Usually. Then again, there's my dad. How am I the one with love for him...when I'm about the only person on circle-jerky Reddit *criticizing* him? It is literally $10 more than your upper limit. MC chris' is pretty good. Why did he make it on april fools tho? makes me suspicious... Some serious debauchery in Brazil that led to your username? Insertion sort Unlayered hair is the greatest sin of all. $18-$22 + tax in Honolulu, HI! Also why I've never had one. Are you OP of this? Because in other posts, you mention being gay. And in this one, it mentions "My wife." You're right. If he made every shot he'd be better. ** ** Did....you just white knight for a member of the WBC? Just gave me goosebumps Why do you have that look on your face... I get annoyed when the longer buttflaps get stuck to 1 leg when running, or hang through the speeder you're sitting on. Model clipping issues are ugly I hate you because you can build better than me, hell thats better than any captain sparklez thing ive ever seen, you deserve a medal. As a bassist; thanks. yes. my "friend" does these things on my worlds called "lava penises". he goes 64 blocks up, empties a bucket of lava, and falls on my house and burns everything. When I was 4-6 years old (I can't remember) I was *molested* by my baby sitter. I can still remember I was sitting on top of her and she was sucking my small dick. Sometimes we were even making out most of the time I was sucking her tits, like I was sucking milk as a baby. I also remember fisting her. Then a year ago I learned that she's actually my second cousin She still works as a caretaker at our farm, so I see her from time to time. Now sometimes I dream that we would fuck again. You said hella... Imagine what the guy was saying as he was getting spanked ... *Funny* is an understatement here... Stick a banana up there and if it comes out half eaten you know you have a little monkey on the way. It seems my brain is the only one exploding trying to comprehend this... 'Jon Stewart is a hack for the Obama administration' The Big Lebowski? Really? You **really** like your porn. You missed the pony This is a sign from the city I live in. Ja,der Strom ist sehr teuer geworden ! You forgot to underline "methamphetamine use" and "*thyroid storm*" You seem to have a helluva lot to say about this, why don't you go take it up with the pretty, happy, fun-loving people at Dolores? I hang out there some, and I don't give a shit if you bring your kid. I don't think anyone I know would either, Just don't try to take away the special liberties we have there ;) There is a pretty cool new park on Valencia that is for kids only. Some friends of mine were arrested there a couple weeks back for hanging out without kids , if that is the kind of vibe you dig on. Ignorant child [](/eeyup "O_O") [](/abhuh " ") Me TOO!!! must be the weather lately fred? Fred? FRED? . An excellent player find his way? Yeah because Torres was the only one who didnt find a way. Come on youre talkin bullshit. Prometheus. I wish! Still nothing. Birth mother said it should be soon. I'm going to go play on next doors trampoline for an hour Așa mă, insinuează că-s alcoolic, doar pentru că știu cum le cheamă pe fetele de la bar Past. You forgot the " " face :) Omg Wow,god Black pantyhose I just thought it was an ad for Central Desks... I'm pretty sure it was 6 hours... Well shit, I live right down the road. Lovely. That's my cousins name. Look at his username No regrets. Life condoms are expensive. Ohhh, really? A guy lied about looking at porn on the internet? SPOILER ALL [5 books in - still not winter ](/spoiler) I would really like to know the answer to this too Because from the information given, she just sounds completely psycho, and I would have gquit myself rather than stay in a guild that was actually willing to accommodate that kind of crazy... How could anyone fap to something they wouldn't enjoy? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I'll graduate with 26 years old So, basically look the for the sweet-spot for damage/% life-leech? Fun times. Well, I never really like my DH anyway What I've just seen? Every time you said that number... it was different. Nipple > it's the difference between total anarchy and kosher food stuffs. Not sure if african warlord or white kid from the suburbs looking for friends on Reddit ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Not sure if novelty account or zealot... YOUR MOVE ANN.... Well, yes My grandmother's name is Lisa This just made my morning. Why would you bury one of these things 100 meters into the ground? Yeah seriously, so much better vibes here than any other subreddit (except maybe /r/mylittlepony ). /r/drugs is a COMPLETELY different story though. Pecan waffles... ..."pathetic Japs"? Sounds like someone who'd be fun to live with I know right? I think when I read that, my face went like, [ADWD](/b ":D :) :| . It probably has to do a lot with hating Melisandre.") Wait.... [](/celestiamad " ") You both meant You didn't think this would be a spoiler? Seven-day clock — frame with eight sides Unlike those other poor MPs who have to shovel by hand. I read that as pubes Ein guter Freund von mit hat noch dsl 356k Anzeige erstatten und gut ist ! Nur so kommt man den Brüdern auf die Schliche >edit: I guess you need something actually plugged into an interface for it to be pingable. Lets all upvote this comment above and say that we were too drunk to be able to hit Dyrus's comment Prolapsed Anus If you say this, and we can obviously tell you are lying, nothing will piss off a food service worker more. Don't lie to us just to make sure we do something, that's bullshit Yep... Sure am glad I got that Masters degree. The best one was half off tea bags to all LSU fans after the national championship If you do that you'll only buff yourself with herps. Your **zeal** paladin was named **McHammer**? If you stopped rubbing meat on the windows this wouldn't happen What the fuck did I just read? > You mean your BIRTHDAY? In the first picture, the lady on the left looks photoshoped. To make things worse, the lady above her looks photoshopped too, and strangely similar I'd rather not think about it Wie war das bei den grünen - Joschka Fischer ? Teesockenmäßig ಠ_ಠ I'll just stick to The Devil Wears Prada and For Today Dude... Whenever I travel from my mom's to my dad's, my brother and I are always caring our gig bags with us. I have a electric guitar and he has a bass. And we always get the strangest looks from people. Never get stopped, but the oddest looks. And I'd it's a long wait at the gate, I'll take it out and start playing. No one can here me, but everyone insists on watching. On the inside, I'm just like . I know how you feel, I was burgled on Christmas 3 years while at a friends house. Fucking christmas. You forgot Wingsofdeathx You are so getting screwed. ಠ_ಠ They're called "books" those just happen to have green binding...here, have another: . cafepress.com has some cool HIMYM related stuff. (sorry, if that's not hyperlinked ) That was a half hour long Dude you own 3 BF3? 2 in PC and 1 in Xbox? It took me about 40 days to understand what the ಠ_ಠ symbol meant. I use Alien Blue on my iPad, and I just didn't understand (and truth be told, I still don't really get it). Good to know. I found the description on some random Web page. It is hard for me to google " " easily. My friend was bragging on how he spent 7 bucks on ONE card, I 'd so hard when he said that Impossible because, barrels. <--- (copied+pasted, how the fuck do i do this on my own?! ¬_¬) They were... .... HATLESS! Dammit, Jim. we talked about this. Literally explained directly below your comment... Just a thought, aren't doctors and modern medicine answers to previous prayers from other people some time ago, so god already answered his prayers ( like people say " god works in mysterious ways " ) the ability for him to have the surgery is god's answer so stop praying and get the surgery Except my point obviously was that I was 'ing for half an hour. So what? Aren't we a community of accepting individuals who promote relaxation, sharing, and kindness? Why do we have to hate on "classic" stoner types? My computer still has a 56k modem card in it. He made it to the front page, apparently it's what the people want... You put it in there. She works with her hands. We chose the mystery box First thing I saw was Harrison Ford... I'm sorry. Good try officer. That's an expensive sale, what that an impulse buy thing? I would never would buy something than expensive on a whim. Third world problem? Try sending them images of blue waffles. I tried to write a book, and when I decided that the character has huge tits, I renamed it from Courtney to Katie. Is that a Lara Croft chew toy? Yeah. I was super annoyed that they decided "magically release tickets" because people asked for it. Jolly Ranchers...... Theyre not famous to my generation.. And i'm almost 40.. So....... Not if you **burn your fingertips off**. HARDCORE MODE. With their return policy it's hard to tell if that's true. I found a seed today with a one-building only "village", can villagers multiply by themselves if provided with houses? Just curious. And it looks awesome btw, can you post pics of the inside(s) of the buildings? Because I may use them for schematics for houses I'll build if villagers can multiply but I won't if you're like me and would be annoyed if someone copied me, which I would understand completely... •-• please? My dads name is John and his last name is Horst Really? Your parents wouldn't listen to you? Well, you're no fun . mother of fuck. d ~~~~> d >.>b ### I was dumped at a Sweet 16, because the girl apparently didn't think she'd be able to handle the stress of Junior Year of highschool/SAT's, and having a boyfriend... Time to vacuum? Okay so no one else noticed how dilated her pupils are? Ah technology. Kid me would have never believed adult me if I told them I'd see HD Picards on my phone one day. It would look perfect if not for the bubble in the middle of my screen. I had the "new guy" at the Verizon store. I could have put the screen protector on better myself I was at your mention of +P more than anything else. $5 says she ends up with Chance. Happily ever after... "gimme Dat wHOLE" ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ PG Porn. Requires Age Verification. the evil genius in me loves this. The rest, well... One time YouTube blocked my video because it thought an Apple loop (short song that comes in iMovie) was someone else's song. Either best typo ever or This guy needs Jesus. I cannot hard enough. Do you just have that list sitting around on your computer? Wtf. Oh. Okay, I take my "Wtf. " comment back. Try reporting this to r/wicked_edge, some of those guys will have the edge on your GF when it comes to bathroom clutter! Dat link Because it's the inerrant word of God, except when it errs. Are you sure they weren't perhaps, ya'know... joking? Or is being sarcastic only something people on Reddit can do... HOLY COW I JUST NOW GOT THIS JOKE! ...I'm slow... Stop spreading lies. Making sense is irrelevant; the point was that "rumblr" sounded cool, "rumblrbook" does not. Yeah, all the good players just choose the same race.. Ich bin im AppStore daraus aufmerksam geworden >ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Our government has already started updating out network. Unfortunately my area is about three years away from an upgrade . Cocaine is schedule II drug, Marijuana isn't NOPE!!!!!! lawl. Careful son, that's very close to being somewhat interesting. Your next post better be much milder Mixed feelings... Mac... but bunny... > My sisters just lent me this book. Worth reading? She swore it wasn't *that* graphic... it sounds graphic Isn't this post ironic considering OP's username ? ................ Xpecial face " " Of course, I was a bit before reading the second half of that comment. ლ( ლ) Same. It really sucks when I go out for a meal with my non-Asian friends and when it comes time to split the bill, all eyes are on me . build: muscular? Funny Heiß ? Wo bist du ? Hier regnet es geschmeidige 17 grad Very god vintage Nylon Da kannst du nicht mal Webseiten ansehen So war , so war For what reason did you click on it Purple shoes? Soooo, what you're saying is you are just using this poor animal as your personal karma generator. I'm pretty sure it does Gone mild is winning over /GW This happened to me the other day. I bought a fucking case. There was no game inside Apparently , no black people like Andy Brown Then you shouldn't have typed 'Lol.' If I were a girl I could just claim *every* male I hate tried raping me So he probably could have been even better than he was. Funny how you say that when you just posted your kiln cape "achievement" the solution? MOAR DUCT TAPES. what the fuck. did i just watch. At least she was nice about it. Meme faces in Deus Ex: Human Revolution. So far I've found Forever Alone and . They're both really well hidden, which is why I like them so much, and I figure there's more to be found. I went to get my dog out of my parents room one night and they were having sex No you're not the only one <[ ] > Did you really just post this again? Schade,wieder nichts gewonnen Bee watched BIG ASSES!!!! - BEST BOOT... on Socialcam. on her facebook How old is she Yes... They should had Hahaha my reaction as well. "Oh this guy! ... Oh and THIS guy... " Have you actually sat down with her and told her all of this shit? Being a bit chubby myself, my boyfriend helps me out by going out and exercising WITH me.. Maybe you should help her out that way. It doesn't matter if you're skinny or "fit" you can always help her out. Motivate her, but don't be a dick head about it. If you really love her, you'll be willing to help her out. If she doesn't want to change, that's how she's going to be.. If you don't like it, and you can't see past her fat, just break it off before she wants something more from the relationship. Oh God, HuK writes like he tweets ;; Saharan spy . You're using the YER, you are the worst of "those" spies. *oh dear god* I rented star wars: tfu for the wii from blockbuster once and they gave me the ps3 disc. You had to go and remind him, didn't you... I laughed more at this comment then I did the photo. There also touting carrier unlocks on most of the UK networks which isn't possible either. this is because he doesn't start wrecking faces until 6 what the actual fuck? baking is a form of cooking This doesn't sound healthy >Either that or their market is millions of idiot bobbleheads completely swayed by branding and nothing else It's all... part of a plan... In response to a post about people using the term "paleo nazi", DerFuhrersStache comments... I was ridin the gravy train with biscuit wheels! Then came the playoffs. Packers fan here ... health robots? If a girl is getting her clit rubbed while riding a horse, she is doing it very much on purpose. You have to be riding seriously incorrectly for this to be happening. What's worse is that I've seen Wizards and DH's complaining about their damage going from 90k to 80k....... Monk here, I went from 16k to 14k. What in the world...he drank.... She's the one who sounds spoiled and childish. Really, clog your family's toilet once a week because you refuse to change a pointless, wasteful habit? I often think to myself: "What if I am so mentally retarded, that my brain makes it seem like I am normal, but really I'm a drooling, limping retard?" why do you have a kid in your bedroom? It's my garage. Well, ultimately it's up to you. Obviously it's not going to make a ton of difference, so ultimately you just have to decide if this level of min-maxing is worth it to you. All I can tell you is that I personally would not do it; I'm way too lazy :P My rogue has mining and engineering; mining's stam boost is pretty pointless for me, but she was my first toon and I just picked whatever sounded cool. No way am I hardcore enough to drop mining for something better and relearn mining on another toon Diablo II ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ I hope you don't mean that literraly.   yeah for when you wanna shit and masturbate at the same moment Maybe your friend is hung like a horse. that's some good proof   What has the Internet done to us! Miniramp envy . Looks like fun. Upvotes from me. Haven't skated a mini in months. That last sentence: Måste man göra smileys för att folk ska förstå ironi. "so i'll just upload the shopped one" For iOS only? Claims clock tells me the time with words, still have to read them myself .... why is this a first world problem? Yo lo vi ya que acabo, y el audio estaba desfasado y se brinco ciertas partes. Y ese cursor Why is it acceptable to hit children as a form of discipline? Do that to a grown person who has the physical capability to defend themselves and you go to jail for at least a few months. Children? They deserve it. I'd be lying if I said I didn't want to have sex with this car.   True. But you know what I meant. (ಠ_(ಠ_(ಠ_(ಠ_(ಠ_(ಠ_( )_ಠ)_ಠ)_ಠ)_ಠ)_ಠ)_ಠ) Who said I would share my slices!? Lost to MVPMonster on ladder, he just bought a new NA account and was laddering in diamond. Roach busted me I'm constantly restocking there and I've never seen that many MPs at once. I'm coming from 5 consecutive years at Camp Bisco, which turned from a relatively small, mostly Bisco crowd of 5,000 to about 30,000 neon glowing Bassheads last year. I'm sure in contrast alone the vibe will be much chiller, but that's just the way the festival scene is heading these days. I was actually surprised at all of the people who didn't even know Shpongle was doing a live set because 12th Planet was performing in the dance tent What's the fucking issue then, goddamint? Me downloading the ROM? That's the same as saying who smokes pot is equal to the Mexican dealers. > I'm 25 > This was on tosh.0 THEN WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO SAY, GODDAMINT? Check your math. Dude, not cool. He has emphysema 10% are straight parents Sony consider themselves 100% heterosexual.. Wtf am I looking at ? i'm sure she walked there to sit down, i don't see a scooter. and yeah i probably would defend some addicted to crack depending on the circumstances. not making fun of people isn't a bad thing. This post is exhausting. You are asking to much of me. Für das verhalten würde ich den Typen gleich 5 Jahre Zuschlag geben ! Es freut sich nur der staat (Frau Merkel) Wer liest so etwas ~~Bildzeitung ! My trypophobia How do these people go to college? WTF! Was die möchten interessiert doch keinen Preditors? Hier gehts doch nur um das Geld So banging a zombie is more ethical than banging a mermaid? I'm studying in Manchester which I was able to do by getting a scholarship. I wasn't even born in england. You're post is basically just re-stating what I already pointed out as a logical fallacy in your behalf. When you're commenting do you see the thing between cancel and submit? The arrow pointing down? Tap it. Now it says in response to and your reply. Hit in response to do you can read my comment again. Slide that top bar to the left. Your finger will go to the right. Now it says more image and Tap > Because clearly if it isn't expensive, it isn't done right. Seriously? ...what is his shirt tucked in to.... Watch Apollo 18. Fucking moon spiders. You touch unsuspecting sleeping girls IRL? So this is where vehicles go. cum box How can we know that we're alive and not already dead and in the afterlife? That is by far, the most awkward and disturbing story I have read on the internet about a cat before. I think that is called fraud. "That does rather **beg the question** of what a good Christian " raises the question I'm having a had time seeing this as some morally hard decision Now why in the fuck would they back into that hole??? Well someone has to fund servers that work while inverted....that and censoring all the good stuff out of the games Bricks werr shat Except for that last part obviously. I'm still looking. I read the ebook awhile ago and just ordered the softcover. Woke up feeling like this, still feel like this. But you can have an upvote, it's not your fault I'm in a rotten mood. OR iS IT. Two that you *know* about. Who knows how many there really are... Fine, you got me. God, me too. I was listening to it with my mom, and she was like, "You know that's about his penis, right?" The latest firefox does much better with memory, but I keep going back to chrome. I hate my self. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ well your quite the contrary one I did not personally attend, but some close friends did and they all gave it a huge thumbs up...I'm hoping to go to forecastle next month myself (even if it is l'ville ) Only meme I see is and "you sir." Maybe OP was just trying to be nice? You can't handle the truth Fuck!!! I missed this shit. My wife told me it was on and I said nah I'm just gonna get baked and check out reddit. Now she is watching real housewives of Vancouver....... Yes. You'd probably go insane before you earn a considerable amount of money. Either this is a note to self, or an elaborate scheme to end up on the front page. Up voted. I'm from SWVA . I haven't had many problems but I consider myself lucky. There were only one or two times I got really outraged by someone. I love it. How did you know she was playing pokemon? That has happened to me many many times… Where are all the boobies? cant tell if girl or 70s rocker And there's no fucking good Water type that early on the game. Gyarados would be a option but the only Water move it learns is Hydro Pump. [*####ಠ_ಠ* **#### **](//#clarinetkid) No, abortion is not directed at any specific ethnicity. Some people just... FeelsLikeJob "or secretly stroked my son's penis." Cut her pretty face. Why the fuck would you do that? Sounds about right ... or fap. Exactly. Oh God... The horror... I was expecting something innocent like "Then I found some baby frogs, and we lived happily ever after." ...Because we can totally just DDOS the shit out of these kids, right? Why? HEY-OOOooo... I mean, er, shame on you. Bad. On a different note, you just know there's some weirdo out there that will get off to this picture. Gagging while drinking soda is PAINFUL. And I'm still gagging just thinking about it... Any luck? Same! lol Don't you have a town to mayor? "Decided to take the time to write to you personally" When all he has to do is fill in a few blanks..... I can't believe I just watched the whole thing ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ I've been c4'd from there running towards the Charlie flag, no enemies around then I see the kill cam I call bs on the big Mac part So what exactly was stolen?, and by whom?. No damn it, it's saliva/other from overdosing God you're annoying Child marriage? Old rich people sex. How does one capitalize when talking? Noticed menu and characters.... Where's the ridiculously oversized graphic! Yes, because once you are in relationship, you OWN the person you're with... Blue square... □ dude... we have spoilers for a reason!!1 You have no right to argue with her. It is HER mother. At least try not to be a dick It gets worse than that because the Quran mentions that the inhabitants of heaven would take revenge and enjoy the suffering of the people in hell GUYS TOO! AND CHILDREN! *** *** Oh my God your mom does totally normal mom things, how crazy is that??? I'm sorry about your school, but your name DOES seem awfully appropriate . Ich halte davon überhaupt nicht,schlimm schlimm das Gegröle - die Fähnchen liegen nach dem Spiel meistens am Straßenrand ,mich wundert es nur das der TÜV so etwas zuläßt ! > Deregulation and tax cuts aren't corporatist. Neither is green energy or high speed rail. >Neither is green energy or high speed rail. Beats headphones isso não existe mesmo pois nao? because Mexico is too poor to buy Nutty Bars. I've seen most of the episodes, my dad has all of them on various homemade tapes. Some of them hide though . I'll be sure to catch up on Netflix though, thanks! Essa ainda não foi canonizada If beetling saw this post he'd post the link to iJailbreak again... You pre-ground your coffee? Yay! A spoiler in the title.. **DEMO** I actually enjoy a good every now and then, adds a little character to the threads. I don't like when it's used as a title for a post though, that's just a cop out. My parents didn't buy a microwave until a year ago, still don't own a dishwasher or a blender, and heat their home with a wood burning stove, all while not even 50 miles from Manhattan. Oh, and they're not even 50 yet. My hole is open? The West Coast is not one state. Same for me. Friends actually deny that i work somewhere and swear i go to some kind of grown-man-kindergarten. And it is almost true. But there are always things to complain about. Last Friday the company-paid beer was warm because no one put it in the fridge Well, on the bright side of giving an older stranger a blowjob, at least you passed with flying colors? If my Dad was on Reddit, this would be his response: I have three supervisors; one works, one bosses people around between gossiping with the girls in the HR office, and one does arts and crafts all day (construction paper, glue, glitter). We're a staffing agency. I'd be a bit concerned that your dad is trying to get you to hit on 12 year olds... Sounds like he tipped himself out. Your name looks Japanese ** ** Easier to catch boosters, but far more work to get the same quantity What is the significance of the number 88? But yeah...Nazi industrial is never the right industrial. I'm at the casino wearing my Eagles jersey after we had just lost our playoff game a few days ago. Everyone keeps telling me,"Donovan McNabb is here!" I assume he's in the high stakes area, but no dice. I give up and start playing blackjack when he taps my shoulder from behind and says,"Keep reppin' us man, we'll get there next year!" I shit bricks. That next year he was on the Redskins. And when the mash-up meme is created, I will blame you, sir. I will blame you. Guess this tank doesn't get assaulted (Pun ) *Death stare* Didn't know this was a repost. Also, don't think it's funny; at all. Not worth 2000 karma Not sure if anti-pom or anti-porn. So she's dead in a ditch and she's calling you.... I live with that guy. My father does it about every 5 minutes.... Mm, inget som en släng av polio följt av ett liv i rullstol för att hjälpa ett barn Watch out everyone, we've got a professional art critic over here. This guy knows what he's talking about. How wrong was I to think I had some artistic ability. Clearly because this guy fails to see it, it's not art. I've been accumulating these for years and they come mostly from tumblr lurkings. Although a small few have come from r/gaymers, so *some* overlap wouldn't be surprising. Before you lead a false witch hunt against me (on my cakeday ), post the link to that rar and I will post a side-by-side comparison to prove I didn't just copy it. Got it on your left. Redonne moi mon surnom! I did *not* have hysterical relations with that comic! Fuck people walking side by side on the bike path. Seriously As in for treatment of ADHD and narcolepsy? Look at you, making an e-diagnosis from a TL;DR post. Not to be all P.C. and all, but isn't that racial profiling? When people misuse "Fair enough..." and "karma". GET THE HELL OFF MY SHTICK. No pokemon wrapping paper? I'm pretty sure my bike is set to sissy gear Does this get reported like every other month or something?! Wat? I made the mistake of following 800 people, so now I must spend an hour unfollowing everyone that just posts "Wow, I just got 500 followers in 10 minutes! Just follow @DerpAHerp" I constantly clip my nails too. I have a nasty habit of chewing on my nails in such a manner that it pseudo-elongates the nail, so that when I'm done chewing, the just clipped nails look like they've grown several millimeters. Do the face at me -- I can't get rid of it. At least I've stopped actually biting the nails and pulling the little strips out. Yes CGI mountains look better than real mountains No wonder it was terminated, it's a fully developed head with hair in an eggshell TIL Shouting and Yelling SAVES LIVES You gotta be kidding me. Some people. At first I , then I saw the username and I slow clapped by myself in my room. How frightened I was when my penis was purple... Same thing with my mom (she's Chinese) about the bruises, except she'd use Neosporin instead. When I was in elementary school, I went to the nurse for a bruise on my leg and asked if they could put Neosporin on it. The nurse looked at me like I was crazy and told me that antibiotic ointment can't possibly heal a bruise. She told me to tell my mom that, and I did. Of course, she still didn't believe me even after reading the label on the tube It was even worse on the GNexus. Miss the spacebar and go home. New Haven No. I will not be an accessory to whatever you are planning I shall never look at meatloaf the same way again. That's the worst logic I have seen yet. Report her to HR, get her fired. God damn anyone that thinks sleepy in the morning = crack head is not ready to be a part of society Telling people that a coworker is a drug addict... That's a level of retarded even the most socially inept people in my office would know isn't okay. demo in shop. Wait, demo in shop? ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ I'm right there with ya, buddy. I had to give up my last prom (I'm a girl, so I was kinda upset) and fall semester of college (which I even had a scholarship for) because of "tough times". Truth was, mom just got my 12 year old brother an ATV. A weak troll? I tried talking sensible a while back. It's the pure fanaticism that had me abandon any manners. You guys are plain retarded. Ever since this fight this sub reddit has been garbage. No perspective on this fight but the whining about how your god was robbed. And how Bradley didn't even come close. Anything contrary to the PAC fan boys arguments gets downvoted. You would friend zone yourself Wow.. I made a link for how to fix this 3 days ago and it got down voted (by trolls i assume) to oblivion.. fml.. What an asshole! Ist schon ne geile Seite Da könnten sie Merkel und diverse Politiker mit dazunehmen I confess, let the Internet police arrest me. Also ich würde noch mal so richtig geilen Sex machen 😄😄 Yes, it will work a little bit because your noses' PH level is better than nothing. But you're wasting SR dope, and I will not have this. You can get Vit C powder just about anywhere, don't not get it, or i'll force you to send me your skag, and I'm clean, so you better get that vit c. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Hahahaha $20 walks? Where the fuck do you live man? It's making a duckface for the camera. I was wondering about that as well, algal tampons i want, show me Poor editing at 1:51... an exchange of pistol fire followed by a fade in of 7.62 casings hitting the ground. ^ಠ ^ಠ I saw some body on that show "hoarders" with the same outlook...it didn't turn out the best More importantly...why do you have Newsstand and Game Center on your home screen? Yes... ... I think the artist should draw what happens next. Wat.  You heard me. From reading the comments, seems like EA delivers this email to people outside North America, and doesn't even send the e-mail to those in America.... So when one commits a crime they both go to jail? I hear they are licensed to perform marriage ceremonies there ... You *think* they take you seriously, but really they are just doing it to make you seem normal...what a disturbing thought... I was under the impression that girls dont poop The fact that people have to be reminded of that... Calm down you two ಠ ಠ I hope you are trolling us.... If not, When I close doors, they always have to be cracked at exactly the length of my middle finger, no exceptions. Still accidently a letter The missing the state-wide meet-up part? Or the me sucking at life part? There are no amount of 's that would suffice here I'm not sure you understand what "TL;DR" is... I can already see sponsor companies wanting to cover the terrain with ads with this new feature I read this opposite and thought "28-15 =... ." What the hell did I just watch I had to check again to see if there was any facial hair, . That happened once. Well someone has got some explaining to do. Apparently Mario met with a terrible fate. And I was disappointed with the article, I felt some of the things it mentioned were a little exaggerated on how "scary" they were. And then the author brought up Ben. Some research also indicates an average human weighs in at about 85kg - but tests have shown he's small enough to fit through the hole i know, it's like gawsh we actually have a lot in common here. i have nothing against small dicks and i don't think that makes someone worse in bed/less of a man. in the exact same line of thinking, i don't think women should be insulted for having sex and judged on how tight they are (it doesn't even work that way people). once again, body shaming is okay on reddit when it's directed towards a woman. for a bunch of men who i assume want sex they sure have no problem putting down the women out there who are having it. the internet feels like saudi arabia sometimes. Is that Miguel Relvas by Figo? I was in a similar situation when I was about 12. Doc said it was from not wearing socks while in my hockey skates (unsure of the truth) but anyway. It was my first visit, doc dug it out packed it full of acid and bandaged it up. That weekend we were away at a hockey game and I just stayed in the hotel room, which my dad was like, "you okay bud"? I didn't want to be a puss and tell him my foot hurt, but I sucked it up and blurted it out--good thing I did, I had a reaction to the acid and the hole packed with this satanic compound ate clear through to the bone in the ball of my foot...my dad tossed his cookies when he looked, and then, for whatver reason, I was like "fuck stick your pinky in there" and when it totally engulfed my little digit, dad completely passed out...sorry for the length but I had to share None at all I'm in my last year of highschool >////\ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ/\ ლ( ლ) Apparently starting the convo "do you know what sun downers are?" is enough to get a response. Why do you know this? Throws awesome pool party...run out of guacamole >.........////\ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ/\ >...............................................////\ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ/\ >.....................................................................////\ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ/\ >////\ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ/\ Newfags can't ////\ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ/\\\\\\\ You can't ////\ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ/\\\\\\\ properly. He never does. why is there ice cream... in the fridge Shudder Two of my bandmates watch videos on that and find it entertaining Why would I ever introduce those idiots to this cursed site... Huh, and I only nag my wife not to leave a six pack in the trunk in the winter... Again.. Then you should have money saved ahead of time, including enough to leave a tip. On your knees, according to the research Yeah, I wasn't aware animals could give consent... I can only imagine how many mosquitoes live in your backyard Upstate NY by chance? I think I fucked your teacher If only you realised how awful the Northern Irish accent is compared to a proper Irish accent. Paws or GTFO... a most literal name Get back here and fix Dat link Raw dogging sounds eerily like what Colby went through What the absolute fuck He had one foot off the ground and was turning on Durant's. I like this picture, but my friend thought the book looked like a huge penis Plymouth This whole thread is making me . The vertebrae are in the wrong place! Cervicals should only be in the neck, the thoracics should not be in the the lumbar region and the lumbar vertebrae shouldn't go past the pelvis! Never heard that before "does this mean we're together" I'm sorta wondering this too... The kid still wears diapers? You can see a turd in them. You only posted this dumb question because something similar to it was on the front page Dude... was like, "hmm, i should at least see what the price is" ... then Dear god this is complicated. They didn't patent the gesture. Yes. ^(ಠ) ^ಠ ***ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ *** Just let it happen It used to be, a few versions back... Any Post brand cereal. Found a dead spider in a box of my sugar puffs one day Dafuq Did he *3nd* Must be Andrew W.K.'s FB profile Yes, it was at my school at the time and he was actually known for this When I saw it Heh. I can relate to that. I remember the first (and last ) time I trusted a friend when they said they made some carb-free food. I felt like I was tripping, in a bad way. Stupid insulin. :( not sure if nsfw I don't even know... RT news. ಠ_ಠ really your using this as a viable source!? ლ( ლ) seriously... The number of upvotes on each question would most likely correlate to how many thousands of dollars he'd sue each of us for. Ha ha ha, yeah, I was literally staring at my screen-> Ikea. I read 18 months as 18 years and then read the "trying her best to talk" thing and went blue bomb insert? I can honestly say that's the worst situation to ever be in. Extra if it's a family member instead of just a friend. The top one looks like penises with eyes. i wonder what feels like on a braille reader... nah, he probably uses text-to-speech. Toxic Mundo. No one showed up? He still wants to get kred for his effort... yeah.. it could have been a great day until you said Hitler in a thread about Austria > i wonder what feels like on a braille reader... nah, he probably uses text-to-speech. I just picked up Butthole Surfers first record "psychic...powerless...another mans sac" and the label on the vinyl says 69RPM. I disregarded it...but now after seeing this... Sure, jump straight to hitler. I can't decide whether to post a sarcastic response or just emote a dirty look at you. Im noticing what looks like blood on the floor, between the girls legs With facebook and itunes running...I would've never guessed you were a programmer... It does when they are eleven Shameless indeed Op: Lava lamp or weird dildo? Was going to say just this. OP's wife is in a jealous rage & he goes to a woman's house to escape? Not the smartest thing to do, OP, even if she is **just** a good friend. You also stated you spent the night at the friend's house. I believe this was done by famous graffiti artist Banksy.... Not sure what it's doing in /r/wtf.... Very much so. You should have just named this " ". Haha... It's all been drunken =p mostly by me. Or spilled down my cleavage That's kind of gross, dude. Redditor and a Boardie? *My* first word was "Shit," and I shouted it in *church.* My 18yo brother in law got a tattoo of a little hand doing the shocker on his arm and yells "YOLO!" everytime he shows it off... Made in China. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I never knew about that tab! This is great! ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ too bad I need pro to add an image ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ You were "really mad" they didn't have the free shirt you wanted? I have it set to manual on two different computers and the service still runs. There aren't even startup entries for it, it's *just there*. RRAAAARRRGGH I forgot how mad this makes me! Anything "Reese's" at all, when people pronounce it, "REESEES". HURR HURR I KN REED! /rant. Sorry. 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Really guys, this is the number 1 up voted post? Should at least be no 2 And I mean *anything*. Where are you getting your cheeseburgers?! Took you that long to finish huh *She. . . Went looking for Locke, Hobbes, etc. Found Stephanie Meyer. Is that meant to be what it's a re-post of?? That's just a dodgy Snorlax wih squiggles... ಠ ಠ Same day repost. back at ya Thats less than 1/3 of what we pay in Sweden (Most of Europe?) a new religion, atheism. Yea don't be stupid you can just go at night time Whadaya *think* we are, some kind o' *queerosexuals* or sumthin'? **YOU HEARD WRONG** Marge catches Bart and Lisa "wrestling" ಠಠ ಠಠ Light green on white. I love what I'm seeing but is his gimmick suppose to be a pedophile!? This was said during the valedictorian's commencement speech to my sister's private high school. I found out when I was 21 when my birth family found me on Facebook. Is it really that hard to just google? yes...because having the ability to easily control the camera is going to turn the 3ds into a console full of ports & fps'es Nah, I wasn't asking if it's legit, i'm adding it to the list of legit sites. There's already a ton of stupid out here. Lets let them build it to prevent them from multiplying Durning e3 they said that they were not interested in 3ds variants but developing the next portable system... Nintendo... the hell is wrong with you. I had to go check this, and it's true. Nintendo at e3 said nope for new 3ds multiple times. Then bam they throw this out there okay haha! I wonder why... Well I was just joking Griechenland gewinnt Or else? "I luv my bf's colon! He smells so nice!" >>>>>>So what your saying is o.O? I think you mean >>>>> >>>> >>> >> > ###** ** Really? awesome! and here I thought my only Claymore fix could be had through fanfics... crazy awesome slash though... maybe "Youth Advantage" Excuse my language but, how in the actual fuck didn't you feel that? My wisdom teeth made me want to take a pair of pliers to them to get them out. Mine came in all kinds of screwed up but it was months later before I could do anything about them as I didn't have insurance and had to save up to deal with them. They looked bad, but nothing like that. A ver si no les cae como el live stream en YouTube . Because only gimmicky offenses get used in high school... This version makes it look like R-Kelly was in the locker room celebrating with the team.. did ~~you~~ your friend just her until she figured it out or did you have to tell her? I never mind some good ol' fashioned dick sucking, I'm just hesitant to do it when it's shoved in my face, or when he thinks he's being clever and pushes my face down to it ಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠ ಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠ As a 13" Pro user I'm wondering the same thing. No, can't do Great. Now I won't be able to watch Brave without thinking of this. I just realized I missed my cake day... France... Awesome... The thread title makes it sound like a game show. You should have studied civil engineering instead. I thought you meant you and your sister were married; I got a little expression on my face. /r/circlejerk might be more creative, i.e. "B===D~~~ ლ( ლ) cum at me bro!". I see what you did there Aw, gee... I'm sorry. I hadn't realized I was being a chauvinist, patriarchal pig and denying women the right to have opinions by making my tiny little joke. I guess I should just go cut my balls off now, because clearly they are preventing me from being able to think in politically-correct, non-objectifying ways. Can't even spell our city's name right... >mfw he has a boner *"It's so useful; you could totally use it to rub down after a workout or something!"* Bauarbeiter und Unterschicht Zeitung ! Nice try Vestas "Police say both the 11-year old and a sibling have been removed from the parents' house by social services. Police say they are staying with relatives." That's just..... No. Where do you find girls like this So you're saying a black man can't look like a successful Qarthi merchant prince? Border around leftmost images is fuzzy, which shows that they have either been enlarged and edited in. And how many said they would not vote for a black man no matter how well-qualified? Now how many of those people would not vote for either? I don't think confession bear is enough for that Sixteenth Chapel? As someone who studied Latin, I can assure you that women do not "love that latin shit." WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FUCK. No amount of 's can desribe this. I will try. ***ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ *** I went to the dentist at least twice a year since I was six, I also went to the orthodontist about every month if not more often also since I was six. I've had countless molds and x-rays taken of my teeth along with many, many retainers, a hyrex (spelling?), and braces. Not until I was 23 when I asked my dentist about it did they notice that I had an extra pair of molars and 4 wisdom teeth. Seriously?! That doesn't change the fact that you can't reinstall when they disappear. Well, at least they aren't disappearing anytime soon. Hot fucking damn June of '85, here. Now get off my lawn. Potato camera Why is there a shirtless morbidly obese man in the background Not sure if forgot to switch accounts or if talking to self . As I just recently came home from New York, I can second this. You know, some people are truly terrifyingly stupid with this. My mum is Sri Lankan, my dad is whitey mcwhitepants and somehow, this makes some people think I'm Iranian. What the... this isn't Battlefield 3 My Latin teacher in high school lived on a farm. Had all of her fucking toenails removed. Anytime she wore sandals it was all I could do not to just stare at her feet the entire period. WoW syndrome. They brought over the bad stuff (enrage timers, nerfing classes) but left out the good stuff (a working AH interface) #### You better be there I'm surprised Merlin hasn't played more of a major role in the series yet to be honest. I know there are several references to him throughout the series, but he seems like such an obvious choice for caster. He even turned Arthur briefly into a trap Bad luck Brian gets bullied, dies. Racist mother becomes paranoid, every miscommunication turns into a conspiracy, and kids taking an afternoon sports extra-curricular activity are seen as trained hitmen taking out a political asset. . ## * * Maybe, maybe... The pleasure I get in nuking continents worried me sometimes. I have a pre-G&K save on an earth map when I started in central/western Asia (probably north of modern Iran?), conquered all of Europe, Africa, and all but one city in Asia, and decided I didn't really want the americas sp i had my cities in France and the British isles manufacture nuclear missiles, and a warship carrying a few at a time across the Atlantic to wreak havoc. And I'm going for a culture victory Thank you! It bugs the crap out of me when people say "Oh he hung himself" or "he was hung" seriously, it's HANGED! ...( )... No. I'm an idiot. I read that as Picasso You would buy a guitar... that I got for free.... Them's some hairy fucking legs. I do this thing where I just don't answer the door I'm not sure how to feel about that statement. Finally stops lurking on Reddit, makes an account, gets banned the first day. Cesar?..... I'm still not sure if I've had one yet… Cheating dude got what he deserves. The girl's awesome except for the duckface pic ** ** >Can someone explain this?.. You ruined the sanctuary? That's just........no...... Cause that happens before every fight If you're going to repost at least change the imgur title "What the... FUX!" Jolly Rancher! Why doesn't god cure them ? She iz mine I was being sarcastic Well, there isn't much to do up here...I'm surprised it was only 600. My friend is adopted. However it was hard to tell since my friend is Asian, and the parents are Asian. It was pretty funny too when the bomb was dropped. My friend and I are his house, just watching some HIMYM, and the episode about adopting a baby comes up, I think in season 7, my friend's mom was like "Oh that reminds me, you're adopted". My friend just gave them the " " face, and then turned back to watching television. I was like O_O; wtf just happened here. But it turns out my friend doesn't give a flying rat's ass since if they love you like their biological parents, then why should it matter if they gave birth to you? What five year old has pubes? A customer once threw an 8 pack of D batteries at the customer service girl. He hit her, myself and the GM, freaking hurt too... He was also escorted out in handcuffs. Asshole We used to live in an old farm house back when I was a kid. We'd keep boxes of soda in our creepy unfinished basement, and my mom would always send me down to get some for her. She'd wait until I got to the bottom of the stairs, then she'd turn the lights off and lock the door and wait for me to stop screaming to let me back up. Needless to say, I'm terrified of the dark and basements 16 years later This would have been almost funny if you weren't using it to tell us how similar you are to dating site serial killer THIS. Screw the two piece! I LOVE my SOLAFX! Until I have to piss **But it's easy to be the TOP SCORER when you get the ball more than everyone else.** Idk, I was thinking I was going to share this incredible stupid post my religious aunt made on Facebook. Go to sleep right next to the vending machine with panties in it woohooo, ends with her dating her STALKER. I'm still not banned from there no matter how hard I try. Posting a bunch in the threads there about how South Korea is the best Korea isn't enough it seems even though a bunch of my friends did that and got banned. I give up. Why didn't I read your post first? Looks like my mother's foot You have 5 friends in this group Here you go: Trust me I play enough I just can't go on any sort of killstreak. I mean I have 7 days and am at colonel 10. You need to move on, bro. Can't wait for putting tattoos and mustaches on my toad Gooby, if on compoota u gots clik macro adn selct . If ur on alien bloo, clik down arrw adn scrll untl u feynd . That was not nice I honestly wouldn't battle if I knew I had to give people money sometimes I'll plan on going on a site other than reddit but end up going to reddit instead. Even creepier... As a Bacon eating Jew That Cyndaquil is missing a hand. Go with the bike, running and reading = headache + nausea (at least for me ) Dude ... I am going to shit on your grave you applesauce eating willy Copy pasta has always been there for me.. Yes I just read that at 5:27 AM, and the only thing that I can think of to describe what I just read is You're Using Dokucraft I want one but my dealer has a 30+ person waiting list for the 2014 model He's not a super lucky man, just an immortal terrorist Why do they always have crappy webdesign at these aliensites, is it too mainstream to use templatets? No, that's creepy. Except Gentlemans Guide to Whiterun is all about where the loose women are at Related photographer comment! My cousin is quite young, and has decided to shoot photos for a living. Last family gathering, the grandma goes up to him and say "so, are you working for real or taking photos only so far?" Teemo.... Ever hear of copy and paste? Building better lives. With date rape. ya i want free crap too, the game wasnt enough You remind me of Sasha Grey The secret pr...you know what, nevermind. Because not everyone has an iPad What the fuck, dude? Yea. Good analysis. You've got a lot of credibility. ಠ_ಠ Haha lelelelelelelelelelelelelele trollolol memes XD I don't read brackets. Yeah, the follower has more than half his dps Dimitar Berbatov ლ( ლ) I don't want to talk about the second time this happened to me. "come around me" Fuck, guess I deserve that lol You win this round. Soooo take it I'm the only one? I think you my friend need some help. Shit in her cunt? Graham crackers are tasty. He's not my friend by any means. He saw that I went to the same high school and sent me about 50 friend requests insisting he knew me. ...dude... Well no shit he lives, he posted the comment You're right, to fucking jail with them ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ What. The. Fuck. we have 1000 upvotes and under 650 signitures. I idle at 60... Thank you reedit for the nightmares   They ate your mom? I had a cozmo once, I think (it was a long time ago) that was supposed to be waterproof as well, and the first time I wore it in the water it broke. Well then... Hello single down vote... my quest may take a while... Your username... He didn't say support is unnecessary or unimportant, he said maybe the person is bad at support. And no, being bad at one role does not equal being bad at the game . Move the suggestion box to the side bar so that it doesn't cover up posts? Are you people serious. It's been out for over a year. You leave your personal grudges at the door Furz, we have enough enemies as it is I also believe that also applies in Texas. Please, for your computer and my ocd, please clean up them cables! I was in Jr. High school when it happened and I remember telling my friends about it the morning it happened and one told me "It's not a big deal, that stuff happens all the time". Isn't she 21? I did it in a house with no one home (sadri's quest with the ring) i used aura whisper, and i was the only soul there, i did the quest etc. and the courier told me i caused a stir in her house Nighy Im european and i do not know half of the celebrities people met in this thread.. I was waiting to be seated outside of olive garden a few months ago and this older woman, randomly starts handing these out to my friends and I, I tried to walk away discreetly while she was handing them out but she followed me Had a friend who asked me, "Hey successadult, where's your trash can in the bathroom?" Me: "Oh, we don't have one." Her: "Really? Then what do you do with the dirty toilet paper?" Me: Thank you for making me think about hairy balls It seems a lot of people these days act like they have brain injuries 200k is poor to you? *you sent a poor sap to the hosptial* What the fuck are those thimble things?? *Sees awesome gif of F.E.A.R.* "Oh cool, I'll click on the comments and remenisce about this awesome game." *Top comments talking about UT and Blizzard for half a page* Christ I didn't know you could get freckles removed, that's ridiculous! Something I've learnt over time [I'm speaking as if I'm an aged and wise man but I'm just 18!] is that whatever your looks, there's going to be someone out there who digs it. I'm rocking a size-able nose with the ridge-bump near the top [thank my Jewish genes for that ], sunken eyes, quite shallow cheeks, near-permanent cocky expression due to lazy eyelids + imbalance in eyebrow level, AND my eyes are a bit off-centre. So I many weird features to my face, BUT I rock it lol, I'm great with girls because I just accept it and act fine. Probably already been comment, but I really am surprised there is no cross. My mom is an avid user of newsgroups, downloading dozens of movies, music and tv shows straight to her NAS, probably even more than I do now. When I still lived with her I just left a list on her desk with all the movies and shows I wanted, and the next day everything would be ready for me to watch.... But she still tapes Grey's Anatomy . Avery Bradley the best perimeter defender . intercorpse...... Old man gang bang, no more heroin? I like how the bikes are almost giving a Did you really pull a narwhalbacon? Not able to have a military army. Uses massive pice force. Now has nuclear weapons. Oh shit. . I don't get it 9Gag Fal fap fap Unless you have parental consent...wait... Clones. until you have some proof of you doing better Bieber_hole_69 Is that her? What the actual fuck... {Gets more IP for rage feeding a game 0/29 than dominating a game 21/3/12} dafuq? Good thing they fixed that kind of stuff in Portal 2 ლ( ლ) "wah. I'm going to get a lawyer" - That'll show 'em. I'm just saying I enjoyed this micro-documentary about HSC and TaKe... I want to upvote... But this kind of thinking got us George W Bush. *** *** Shouryya did Ray, Shouryya did... Exactly, u use those for real use....like redditing He had a sign asking for help I see what you did there, Sandusky. I don't know what could possibly convince you that this would be a good idea not so much Bad Luck Brian as Dumb Ass Bob 12 months and only 75k views. good one fuck face. Karma Prison Op... Is that your car? I know public venues will be hard but still ... It says nsfw... I am dissapoint... 20 mil for an hour of work? You'll be space rich in no time. This made me laugh, too. The mental image was just too much... I had to wonder, for just a moment, if maybe doing this *could* prevent a rape by causing the rapist to just long enough for the potential victim to hit him with a hard stomp to the arch or downward kick to the kneecap, and run away. You... actually... turned on the faucet? How do you know they say that? ( )>⌐■-■ Vibrato and falsetto, yep, talent... I came here all like you stole my caption. But then you credited me so now I'm all "Tight. Tight. TIGHT!" I figured that out, as I said I'm attempting to find a solution... And hey oh down votes ARE WE FEELING MOODY TODAY, I THINK SO... The process of making iron golums is in the minecraft wiki, it will come up if you google it :) btw, my house is in between a forest and a desert so I guess that's why it rains there :/ I'm not lying, just starting a conversation with my original comment redditors are good problem solvers when need be... So yeah, purpose of my first comment is to get help... SO BLEH TO YOU WHO DOWN VOTED MY COMMENT I WILL RAMBLE AT YOU TO DEATH. •-• Looks more like David Niven I he's the Doctor, then where's the TARDIS?! Y HE HAVE NO R/ATHEISM? I remember sharing this on facebook and get a comment of that in rage comic form claiming it was the original one. If people felt the company they work for had any loyalty to them this wouldn't be the case but as it stands right now most of the fortune 500 thinks of their employees, also known as the people that actually produce the profit (unlike executives), as a commodity to be discarded at a moments notice for a short bump in the balance sheet. You have crazy looking eyes. IRL Totally thought it was about some other kind of 'rim' Well thanks for making me concious of that I'm a Canadian, but I lived in another country for 4 of my elementary school years (not the US). So in grade 5, this kid was utterly convinced that Canada was a US state and tried to prove me wrong, even though I was FROM Canada. Play half step down (OCD face spaz) TOO OLD* And YOU'RE* (RUNS AWAY MINACALLY SCREAMING) your mom makes your girlfriends taste better?... why. Best thing you can do is buy a Streefighter S to match, because you're gonna have access to a ton of parts shortly *That's isn't.* How I feel when some girl acts like she can't do anything without a guy's help and that it's some sort of special occasion when she does menial stuff like opening a jar: I did attempt to many years ago. I drove my car over 70 mph straight into a pretty large tree. The car landed 80 feet away from the road, upside down. Airbags did not go off. I only broke my nose. I feel really stupid now crouch was an obvious answer yet I said couch iTouch That was fucking funny as hell. I paid $18 How original God pantyhosemand lipps Doing shit like this to someone is not cool. And i'm finding it on the front page? Wtf reddit. Really? She deserves being sexually assaulted nonstop for ~ 2 weeks just because she's a bitch? My mother wanted to print some photos she found on Facebook. Instead of just saving and printing or even printing from Facebook. She emailed them to herself straight from the browser! Then printed them through her email account. I cam along found all this emails with single photos! When I asked why, she replies, oh I didn't know you could save photos from the Internet directly. wow, that made no sense at all... Says free spec. Must you? Really? Geez even gas is a rip off here (Nowra) 80 cents per litre I had that once.. Amumu was expecting me to initiate. People here are acting like Kobe's old.....dudes only 33 . Dudes still Kobe Goddamn Bryant, and will deliver for 2-3 years. If he wins another championship isn't up to him, it's about to Lakers management and what moves they make. It's a wireless controller. they have been around since the Xbox ,,,,.. s'all good till you see your ex That looks like me except instead of kitty, it's a 65 lb boxer. And instead of the couch, it's in bed. Two condoms does not make it safer >Yeah, what assholes they are Riot provides a free to play game that is enjoyed by millions around the world, and gets new content every few weeks. Yes, Riot's programmers are really lazy. ** ** worst thing is, this is probably really going to happen > You can't just mark "Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin'?" as NSFW and then not expect to disappoint people Nice icon... Don't forget Apples new decree for 1024x1024 icons for iTunes I remember distinctly how difficult BG seemed to my 15 year old self. After leaving Candlekeep, I just meandered into the wilderness and died within the first minute. And then I realized how slowly you level up and was all like Fucking ibiza Including comments I'm guessing your karma has increased by about? 4000% that's more than quickcashnow's APR Svensk här. Not uncommon, where you from? OK, answer me this ... where are the anti-war protesters in the news? The death count? Goodness. My apologies for trying to inform you about something that you aren't even willing to test before arguing with me. Shit, when I was a kid my mom rented Bambi for me to watch, and then left me alone in the room right when his mom gets shot. She couldn't handle the scene, but left me alone as a youngster to watch it Googled this... And now I can say I've seen Ice-T and his wife naked.... As the rescuer of a rabbit who was doomed to become food for farmers, I would be horrified if somebody snuck-fed me rabbit, and would probably vomit profusely and then never speak to them again. Sound like a very cheesy porn. I was tempted to simply but then I remembered my sister organized a real Quidditch match yesterday so... get in touch with her, I suppose. I was with my college bf for about 5 years. He was flying over to see me from his new long distance job. The timing wasn't great because it was the wrong time of the month, really bad cramp-wise. I said something about the timing being the wrong time of the month and my dad said "it never stopped your mom and I." Damit socks don't tell me what to do going to a toy store: "this is a show room you cant buy anything here" Yes, that is a nice outfit. I really like the chest/pants, but I didn't think the shoulder and red cloak were so fitting. Also, those long pieces always look like a dress on my short little hobbit Way to ruin the moment Carla My mother use to mix normal lettuce with the spinach. We never knew the difference! My parents recently told me I was conceived during my grandfather's funeral Why that little... You mean to tell me that you couldn't distinguish aunt fucking jemima's from genuine maple syrup? Yup, that was my roommate who posted under it. I'm not surprised, given how many other things of mine he uses without asking first. Tyrannitar. For what it's worth... Ah non! Yeah, this is how I placed the one in the screenshot. Before I knew about that though, It was virtually impossible to place a tent, even in an open field My Mum (or Mom for my Cousins across the pond) used to put tights on me when I was a baby. She stopped when I was about 3. I am male! Christians Led the Suns for Atlanta right when the Suns were on the cusp of something special. > Good job! You guys guys are meeting the basic requirements for being decent human beings. Give yourselves a hand. iPad Oh seriously?? Hahaha holy shit. I knew it was Dustin but figured it could have been Anthony posting (seeing as they share the blog, why not share a reddit username?). Well I guess this douchebag gets to enjoy his comment karma then. What would possess someone to make this fucked up shit?!?!? What was the inspiration?? >> > Just give it the title "YOLO", so everybody knows to downvote it instantly. papasfritas je pre mesec dana twitovao da ulazi u avion i od tad ga nema nigde Theres five of them dafuq rooney I swear my brother tries to catch me in the act. Italian women are the best! The cat was "accidently" near the lawnmower? I have a centre lippiercing and I used to have a medusa (in the middle between nose and upper lip) as well. Somehow people just didn't quite *get* how that worked. Most were all like: "Are they connected? How does it work? Tell me?!" If they were connected somehow, I wouldn't be able to eat. Not near me So Nappa was named after a rape leaf? __ _V How is this WTF You have a weird ass Walgreens . I'm in the semi-south, and that shit just sits out in the open in the same aisle as pregnancy tests and feminine products. I just buy that shit, bounce, and hate how expensive it is to have safe sex while being college student. I really have a lot to learn about guitars! "Lower count wind"; what does that mean? I just found out that their so called "world wide shipping" only ships to 8 countries. And none of those countries are in Europe nor Asia This would make the game even more hardcore. I hope this never happens They had a budget of $500. > Right, the "If you don't like it, get the fuck out" argument. This cracks me up for some reason. Hamster named Holly. She bit me and died two weeks later. MY BLOOD IS POISON Respond with your own rock formation... I'll let you use your imagination (rainbow hand thing) Read that as "She *had* a pecker," for some reason, and 'ed. TIL ing is a verb Most of the time, H2 is great. I could do without all the Ancient Alien stuff though... I was just thinking how odd it is that the dog is making the same face mine does when I put her somewhere she doesn't want to be. ""Make it rain bitches!". Yeah, that was me. At first, I thought it said "Fisting this morning" *I've* never tried to have sex with an inanimate object on Ecstasy ...otter? Same issue. Ask the time, get an einstein quote. Ask weather for Vegas, precipitation. NOPE. Of course it's perfectly fine to go after Romney's wife and kids. Here ya go I don't think that we need to know I found [deleted]'s post about what [deleted] had accused [deleted] of quite interesting. I am disappoint. ლ( ლ) 12 ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Was seriously expecting this to be Worstanswerpossible. Man, what's worse is when it's not even mid-call. My mother has simply called one of my friends and stuck the phone in my face while it's dialing and says "Derp, it's calling Derpirino", to which I respond with a swift click of the End Button and give her the ol' "Womens" and "rase." They must still be working out the kinks in the brains department of their so-called master race. Nazeem, there's no doubting that. Laughed for a good 5 minutes; I think I may have the same problem that you have Your username... FTFY: ლ( ) "Mohegan sun #gosox" now realizing that this picture is not very good... Go easy on the 's >>> >> > Delvin. I find him a bad ass for restoring the DB sanctuary and he always greets me with "boss" and such. And when I found the letter from Vex about watching her bathe... > I am at a loss for words. Cause that wouldn't be obvious at all... Yet penis cropping is acceptable... word. my mom used to run a daycare for 13 years, i think. stuff would get broke or stolen and often dismissed. you get jaded after a few years. my stepdad would fart on their heads sometimes. i just cracked up remembering that. the kids didn't mind it, this was normally after he was done playing with them and they wouldn't go. then they'd ask him to do it again As a sign guy, making a lot of these decals, please stop hating on them, or I won't be able to feed my family... I'm not opposed to getting in bed with a spider, but they never ask for consent. That little bastard! THIS times a million. It seriously has altered my view of Akali forever. Thanks internet. wat. Are you giving him the ಠ_ಠ for not being PC, but using the term midgets instead of little people? and? i just looked at your name lol queen of fucking Same here. Addicted to all the good pics. Posts on /r/the_rake are supposed to be true op. You do not talk about The Zlatan that way A priest will ignore the last part Yea.. they changed it to a new machine at mine where you press a button and it spins this wheel. It's probably a fun ride, but it's pretty ugly and nothing matches. Not even the rims.. There are. It's a shelf As soon as I saw the video, I was like I almost had a heart attack this one time: An assoc. was as high as one could go on the electric ladder, and he realized he was just out of reach of what he needed. So he does the logical thing ( ) and grabs the side rails and jerks his body weight forward. I'm thinking this thing is going to come toppling down, but it just kind of slides a little. He did it three times in a row, and moved the whole thing about a foot and a half over. Well, I was going down on my boyfriend one time, and he likes to be "dominating" (you know, in control of everything and such), so he started moving my head for me. This was all good until he came, when he pushed my head so hard into his body that he gave me a bloody nose. The man is old! That's *hilarious!* ( I hope someone sees what I did there?) That was cold, man. Now I'm cleaning my ears out twice a day to make sure i'll never have to go through this This would explain why my Tag for you is, "IT'S ANDY :3" in purple. ¿Cos'è questa cosa? se farmi apparire come un pazzo daccapo, soffrire mia vendetta! ლ( ^# ლ) You cockblocked, this is not acceptable friend behavior beer & ear muffs? 38 fps in cs1.6 ( ) ( )> ರೃ >^^ It's alright right now I can't even find any reliable servers so until word spreads and more people are hosting you couldn't play anyway :( I have mine set up but have no server to play in! boiled frogs? 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When I ask a question on AskReddit and it gets like two answers, then the next day someone asks the same question and it's on the FRONT PAGE. Thanks to Katabatikos, there are 6 less 's available to those who need them ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Then why you come here, eh? Whatsamattayou!? ლ( ) Don't like? Don't read! Now go! Gogogogo. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Quickly, someone else be super creepy so the OP will deliver. Surely she will deliver You just cut off daddy Why did one of them look like Pebbles? wrong hole Oh hey, look at that, quotes taken out of context. Who would have thought. That was pretty impressive .. Redditor for four months. I want to see those comments What's with all the parents liking Limbo? Do you always remove your pants before entering bathroom? I prefer; Sounds like the movie green mile, but in an educational setting Why does he kiss every woman? What kind of job is this? Username.... Period smell... That actually reminded me of something I only found out the other day. Sorry to do exactly what you feared, but my grandad always used to call me and my brothers 'Berks', which I thought was just a cute little term for pest or something. Then I discovered a week or so ago that it's short for 'Berkley Hunt'. Try FLCL...only six episodes Mal sehen was in Zukunft noch so alles kommt LIES! Ahem. >.hng I don't lie to women, what they see is what they get, like it or not. Btw if you lie, shame on you. This is true. I'm also happy to say that i never see anyone with a reddit decal that is texting and driving, aka trying to kill me, unlike 90% of jax drivers. god damnit! so many sci fi films do this with sound in space SOUND CANNOT TRAVEL IN SPACE. IT IS A VACUUM. They were applied to the penis... You gave a link to a picture uploaded - as it even says in the link - 2 weeks ago. Went to your submisions, being from Australia I went to the post "Hi from Australia"... I wish I looked at the subreddit it was submitted to.. Needless to say I immediately stopped looking through your history Great Scott — OP buys fake ray bans MelisandrA? Ok from what i read, introverts produce less dopamine than extroverts do. Not as little as parkinsons disease patients but little bit less than average. Dopamine is a neurotransmitter that also functions as the reward chemical that makes you feel "rewarded" from doing stuff. Extroverts have more of this so they feel rewarded after being around other people so since we have less, we dont really feel rewarded and kinda dont really care too much for interaction. And no just because i like having a bit of alone time doesnt mean im fucking autistic . You can ask the doctors to do a blood test or something, should be relatively easy ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ 20 month long erection? Now Lonely Fausto. Are you trying to say that they load automatically on a computer? wow, he didnt even answer me ///\\\///\\\ ///\\\///\\\ Then explain Conkeldurr, Haxorus, Darmanitan, Archeops, and their 140+ base Attack. I hate it more when they just drop it after I reach out my hand and my fingers are 2 cm away it's a real "well fuck you too" moment haha! Beat cancer. >Texas-Texas A&M. Oh wait ...Wut? You touched a son of skyrim? How dare you? A whales vag. . My girlfriend is Welsh. It was them or me some men just want to watch the world burn. Yes you are hipster... unfortunately >How do you explain to your CEO that no offer of seats on councils ( ) is worth the price your pilots are paying? Cheap parts + Toyota ? Maybe I misunderstood your initial " ," the point isn't that he's a great and groudbreaking artist (he's not), the point is that he's really well-known. Oaden remarked that he wasn't aware of any American artists that weren't involved with film or music, Kinkade is a well-known American artist that's not involved with film or music. As you wish I always thought that it would be professional to do so. When I had this job interview for a web designer position last year. They did such an amazing job to lead me to believe that I was indeed the most suitable applicants they saw. After the second interview, I was convinced that I was going to get the job. After two weeks of me waiting for them to call, I decided to find more job opportunities online just in case of they get cold feet. Only to find out that they posted another ad for the very position. They posted it a day after my second interview. I would've very appreciated just a little phone call or an email saying regular ass "you ain't what we were looking for" Because fuck you that's why. And now nothing will live up to this and I'm doomed to be disappointed. You say that like Olivia Munn was a good thing. Ugh, I missed it too. Loves it. Jackie Chan was in porn. That's a good idea. I simply use my smart phn to move money around when I need to now. And if I mess up, my bank moves it kindly for me but for a f-ing huge fee. The ability to make his tie and glasses disappear mid-speech would qualify as black magic and probably earn him a stoning. ಠ_ಠ THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE FIGGOT is franchise... tits on sign... people believe it Can someone get this novelty account banned please? This is true but they're still just as safe and reliable as always. And not made in Mexico and she said she never cheated on her bf... My favorite response "God no why would I want to look at naked girls?!?" So I've passed this info on, and now I'm being told that they "don't have time for fumes only." I know- . They want to rub it on. Being as I'm a younger guy here, I've been tasked with finding out what will neutralize liquid ammonium hydroxide by looking on the internets. As far as the turd twister, please tell me that's a fake ad. ಠ ಠ Duck face....WHY duck face?? ლ( ლ) Oh really? I just though Boise State had gotten rid of their track team altogether. Cause thats exactly what reddit needs. An un-funny meme centered upon the totally mundane and annoying topic of yolo. That'll solve it. Did i really just read a "lol"? Wat. Some people would be happy about that what do you do on hump day then Imagine being in 8th grade and walking up to your friends and being like 'Hey guys I f**ked Cher last night!' ..... and he was telling the truth Totally agree. All the women in my life are currently reading it. I mean when my mom asks to borrow to wife's copy Oh god..... ^Vaginal ^papercuts..... Jetzt das auch noch ! Gottschalk's verfallsdatum ist schon lange überschritten , ZDF will ihn nicht mehr,jetzt rennt er zu RTL ? Wie tief muss man sinken .... I thought I would get just plain awkward moments in this thread..but no....mostly composed of fecal nonfiction... Im Kindergarten geht es fast genau so zu Gute Idee ! Müsste man hier in Deutschland auch einführen Redditor for 5 minutes. 9gag? Really? Yea? How many of those are feds ? In all seriousness, this is a great subreddit and thanks to the mods who keep it legit. Exactly I think you dropped this ( )~] Well the last panel makes sense Are you serious bro?!? Isn't this, pedophilia? I agree england summer rain What a credible source! There's a deflowering joke followed by a " " post in here somewhere. I know that feel to well bro, i belly flopped off the high dive in my community pool trying to impress some women... lets just say i sank like a rock and now i'm known as the black kid who cant swim. it suck. They do indeed look like any other pair of red shoes out there... I am sorry.. But the moment I read your comment I was reminded of a pool meeting for people who can't stand water.. Happened to me once... She's probably one of those people that watch animal porn in their spare time .. telling kids you don't like them because their adopted? 6th graders gets macbooks here. fuckin' swedes... "Come on me bro." In 1994, during a blowout win. Douchebag egyptians: overthrows their leader demanding a democracy - elects a muslim fundamentalist as president. ### ಠ_ಠ THEN WHY ಠ_ಠ IS YOUR NAME ಠ_ಠ PLURAL!!?!, backing out of dumb and dumber 2? Why did I just spend 10 minutes trying to find a clip of this? It won't be if the influx of newer members don't read the rules. . My boss fired half the building and then took the rest of us out to an open bar for the rest of the day. i keep seeing all this innovative network-related technological porn nearly every day now, but somehow the speed at which websites load doesn't seem to have changed since 10 years ago. 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I thought it said "scary rape ladder" You...you are in every Askreddit thread I get into. Why the hell did they take most of these animations out? :( Some of them you can see the enemy trying to defend themselves only to get finally stabbed...f'n awesome! Probably omitted because DICE thought it was too gruesome? Oh DICE, I will never understand them' Swedes. Sir, it didn't. 72 on That is insane. Do you work out of a station? He was immature but *really* goodlooking. I wish things would've gone better haha. One of them isn't a gif. YES! The top i can manage to get is 142....my opponent always ends up getting 143 Did somebody say spider-man? He had dinner with his family and his wife brought up how he evades his taxes ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ scumbag woody I see what you did there TL;DW, skimmed instead! Really wish you hadn't crafted two of these for my boyfriend. Now all he can do is plot about how he's going to get more materials and ask you to make more, in hopes of increasing his DPS by *more* than a thousand. I'm a monk doing 13k damage compared to his gazillions. Freaking 1% demon hunters... Boughten? I'm no grammar nazi, but seriously, how old are you? Purchased, acquired, bought, anything but boughten. When I said I would wait for your updates, this is not what I meant yeah. great. ha-ha-ha. Number of thousands your 'friend' was so drunk on a train (filled with passengers I shouldn't doubt) that he's tossed off (giggle) by the conductor/inspector into the night and you arrive to assist (an hero!) only to ignore his obvious plight long enough to get a/some choice photo/s and subsequently to post them...yeah, I really don't need to be a dick, you're doin' fine all on your lonesome. ლ( ლ) Yet Selena Gomez was not added at all... Of all the horrible things the fact that you can't eat pigs is on the top of your list? FAGGOT???? 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Although yes, while camping I suppose you are literally behind a curtain of shitty tanks. Neither are those sideburns, lieutenant. You complain about it being "undemocratic," then hope the military kicks out the elected president? Alaskan here, and I watched a homeless native taking a seriously foul shit in the center median of a busy street (for all to see). Just our luck, we were stopped at the light right next to him. My husband yelled out the window at him, "Why shit here, there's a gas station right across the street." or something similar to that. He replies, "Assbag, this is how I make my money." How do you know what someone being raped sounds like? So that proves atheism is right ? Analysis comes with growth .. In the same way vision or any other human ability develops with time ... Once you are able to think about the more abstract questions ... It doesn't matter what god you believe in or lack thereof at that point, what matters is the question and how you choose to answer it... Way to "keep the lil guy in mind". Can we flap around >So that proves atheism is right ? > edit: Forgot to add.. It was me Opposable thumbs Who the fuck would even joke about reading that? Go in dry? See you guys in hell. Nope Stop smoking and get a job. The problem is that religion does not keep to itself. Religious leaders and organizations are always trying to influence law and tell you how you should live your life. If you don't speak out then you are not doing your part to help society progress away from our ridiculous superstitions and the organizations that try to influence our government.This can be seen with issues like abortion,gay rights,evolution taught in schools, ect. You should not be proud of your neutral stance. Personal account of a student currently studying teacher here. On the other side of the world. "Keep edging each other on". No, just no Whitehouse.com back in the 90s. Fuckin' Titanic you've been here 8 months. Internalized that was you? TIL: ALSO*, He just submitted his application to the Guiness Book of Records. He will be attempting to play Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3 for 48 straight hours. This will be the longest session in history. Terrific. "mother fucker, i JUST got up and closed that door " No. >Hope it all goes smoothly 450 IP still too much for her. Minimum inbreeding Is no one going to talk about the picture in the back ? And don't forget to check our credentials at imdb.com. *because that's where we keep our credentials*. Lockheed Martin down at 169th no no it says to check imdb.com for credentials. Serbian film Flash is ahead in game 2, Shine pauses after his shift key apparently glitches and he is about to lose his muta flock... The Kespa refereees are indecisive and take over an hour to come to a decision while the players are left in their booths, some random referee enters Flash's booth and messes with his keyboard position ... Eventually Flash leaves his booth out of frustration and the judges determine that the save file is broken so they cannot reload from when Shine's keyboard glitched... a regame is called. Right on bro I hate when people ask what the book is about especially when they can see you've just started/ one chapter in. I have never spit at an Atheist before. I don't even know if I've met one because I don't really have much concern whether or not I'm associating with someone who believes different than I. It's not the first question out of my mouth when I meet someone new I worked at a cell phone store, and someone set all the alarms in the store on an iPhone launch day. I've only known one guy to use it and he told me he wanted to get it tattooed across both of his knuckles. You, sir, must not watch much Bob Ross. That was clearly a happy little accident. Lollerskatez i read the entire thing, thinking that you were a guy. so when i read this comment i 'd I could just carry my phone in my hand - but with that hand strap I could...not flex my fingers! Your username raises many questions yeah, show me the top hipster apple fanboy magazine as proof and you want me to believe you. Oh God... why I know you would, but I have a bad feeling it's going to end up on the front page Wtf does that say? >I find it very uncomfortably **SEXY** that someone could (get some diving gear and) swim up under your house A murican? WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE, AND WHY DO YOU REPLY TO COMMENTS THAT ARE SO FUCKING OLD! [](/x40 "Also, fuck you. As far as I'm concerned, there has yet to be a good replacement for a nice old-fashioned ") The Jubilee must have been like porn for you then mate. Don't be getting your jolly on over my Queen though <Exalted WYM> WYM standing for With your mom... You'd be surprised...a couple years back, I mentioned to a family acquaintance that I was going to be traveling from the US to Denmark, and they asked if I was going to drive my way there... Holy Mary mother of Jesus... Are you not even gonna try ezreal before you buy his pulsefire skin? you evil sunovabitch Well of course, who doesn't add random little boys on their Facebook. Seriously? It's my little brothers best friend . I once saw a guild called <PinkHoleSlammers> ... Is it wrong that I read unicorn dragons... Nsfw tag **kid's** Then they should get the first Stig. He's good at talking misunderestimate? Brain fork. Brain fork. It's scary how hard it is to tell these days My favorite joke when I was 5...i told everyone 1st the wire and now this... His real name is Aaron This is bullshit. The Power Base Converter didn't work with the 32X. There's also a cleaning cartridge in there . That's my kid I work for a certain fruity phone network. A couple of weeks ago I had a customer who was spending ridiculous amounts of money. So much in fact that I offered him a deal that would literally have saved him about £800 a year. The guy kept refusing and refusing no matter how much I tried to show him how crazy he was being. And then complained about me for being pushy. Still grinds my gears! I accidentally said that once. In my defense, she was 5' tall in flats and I am 5'10", was wearing 6" heels. I hugged her similarly short brother and he surprise motorboated me with no effort Or for people that are supposed to be working but instead are on Reddit Oh good God, don't hoard anything on WD greens You might as well throw your data into the garbage.... I swear i thought i saw "singsing is something in my family" WAT? the one attractive girl (far right) isnt doing anything I'm assuming your a female or else thanks for the image I made a post about a fix for this.. trolls downvoted it, i helped no one and lost karma! And that proves/disproves what exactly? they're taken like a second or two apart, you can see the shape of the fabric blowing in the wind behind is still pretty much the same. I doubt the two men would have left the podium in the space of a second. I'm assuming they cut and pasted from similar images to erase people from photos like this. The original image was widely distributed in the 1920's, whereas Stalin's recreation remained the official photo of the event in History books right up to the eighties; I imagine many Russians shared your keen eye but would rather keep it to themselves than call paranoid ol' Joseph Steelman out on it and win themselves a one way ticket to the Gulags He's married Masturbated for 10 hours straight ... You can tell yourself that. My parents were engaged for 15 years before they got maried 12 years ago. I have to go by their room in order to get to the bathroom or the kitchen. Heard them last month when i was going to the bathroom late one night When people call an iPod Touch an "iTouch". Sounds pervy . GOOD MORNING BAAAAAALTIIMMMMOOOO----OH GOD I don't know if it's safe to click that link What's with the glory hole? Someone already said that. I am in Plat and can verify " " no, carry on... Use a proxy serve..... The hell is with the down votes a simple request for community information is a no go? Relevant username Just looked it up. And Harvest Moon is great. Pokemon Dungeon series, really? Dat format Why is this worth posting lol? Meeting *famous* people? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Fuck I remember these pens! So pointless, why the fuck would i want to make it harder to write as a child. That awkward moment when you find your conversations posted by someone you don't know on reddit..shit. You mean when they shipped a gun, they didn't require an authorized signature on delivery? We a not mind readers, just because you had a conversation in your head does not mean we were participating. Women You're not the original commenter. Germany is taking away Jewish religious rights? Big surprise there... ...Especially the pet rock thats the look of disapproval... Snake eyes. Absolutely not... I used to work at public and we had to guilt trip people into buying them. It's a bunny buck. Peel off the sticker.... Because snow and tax avoidance are not condiments I'm still holding out hope that the blog is an elaborate ruse. What, I mean he's obviously such a natural fit for their team, self-absorbed, temperamental and older. Thank you this was helpful to me too. Plus I learned how to make this guy " " And pigs begin flying out my ass. At this point, any expectations of bethesda getting a ps3 release right should go down a toilet. I swear, it's like we're devolving Amon = Hitler Fix those tires wow, this guy is full of great ideas that totally add to this conversation! Still doing this survey. Been doing it for 25 minutes... I was going to do this one, until I read these words. Not sure if typo or I missed Mod by one character Boy Scouts... My frient had the house next to him burn down two days ago, and he lives one mile away from me! I live in the Colorado rockies, and this shit is out of control! Atheism save us all. ... no me provoques I know I understand reposting things that people probably haven't seen, but come on, a .gif that got over 1,000 upvotes on a huge subreddit YESTERDAY? I vote to remove it. How is this relevant? Are you guys crazy? They're fucking snakes! Snakes aren't cute! I worked for a woman who had me make some signs for her to print out at home on her standard, run of the mill, consumer printer. She wasn't concerned about image quality so I emailed her several .jpgs. After i'd already left at the end of the day friday she replied, saying she liked the signs, but asking me to resend the images in a word document, so she could print them all at once. She waited all fucking weekend for me to send her a word document, and then she realized he didn't have word on her home computer, so she asked me to resend the word file to her work email address. But... but I pee in there. And you do too They should be reason enough to legalize gay marriage. I'm drooling rainbows over here. Yet I still have to get myself up and make breakfast myself in the morning It's his sisters 18th birthday Yeah, twitter has "power users", the ones everyone follows. It's like the 1% of the Internet. Other then that, the only people who ever get followed are the ones that post something witty under a hash tag. Also, the only people that follow me are porn stars and solicitors I like peeing and then holding it in halfway through. Teasing myself by just letting out a little bit, and then holding it back again using kegals. I repeat this at least 4-5 times, letting out just a little bit each time. Making my body experience waves of pleasure and pain, over and over again. After that, I pour scalding hot water on my penis and imagine that I'm crossing Mordor with Gandalf's huge dick rammed up my asshole. His huge dick explodes into a flurry of ever smaller penises, erupting further into continuous orgasms at the every step. My asshole can't take the pleasure as it morphs into a butterfly in the sky. I can go twice as high. Take a look. My penis is now **DIAMONDS.** Glistening in the sun like an array of stars making love to my eyes. Making love to my eyes like the supernova to my heart. I can see Neil deGrasse Tyson off in the distance. He's doing an AMA. My penis is on fire. Someone responds * wtf* to my comment and gets 500 more karma than me. The karma takes hold of my penis. Going up the shaft and causing a rift. A raven is birthed from the rift, decaying into ashes. Bitches love Shaft. I touch my dick again. It's not there. A kid is giving a blowjob to Carl Sagan. What's Carl Sagan doing in mordor. I look again. We're not in mordor anymore. Gimli's axe is now up my asshole. I touch my penis again. We aparate away to somewhere disturbingly familiar. I've been here before. We're inside my sister's ripe vagina. You're an incestuous wizard, Harry. Carl Sagan is giving head to a thousand little kids at the same time. I touch my dick again. Why do I keep touching my dick? My body melts into a pool of semen and re-solidifies. Rick Santorum is standing in front of me. His hard cock out, disapproving of my actions. "You've been a bad boy today." I touch my dick. I erupt into orgasm and fly off towards space. I am the orgasm. Space time warps itself as if trying to tell me, "You're taking this joke too far. It's not funny anymore you fucking karma whore". Fuck the police. I do what I want. I try touching my dick again. It ceases to exist as the God of Atheism comes down and reverts my body into Fire. Descartes looks at me with distaste. I fucked up. Down is now the color jealousy. Why am I still typing? I try thinking outside the box, but the box starts thinking about me. It's in love with me. My parents don't approve of our relationship. I run off into the sunset with my box. I touch my dick. And I suppose you thought that Sokka was too much comedic relief in A:TLA as well... "NOTHING CAN BE FUNNY. I HAVE NO SOUL." There's nothing there ** ** holy shit, POKEBALLS Oh wow. We haven't heard that one a million times before and they made him pick up trash This belongs in r/WTF... Woah. That's a half oz? NSFW only if you live in Japan. Otherwise it just sounds like a little girl whining. I WAS FROZEN TODAY That lady from "The Dream" always scared the shit outta me... I honestly wouldn't know what to do I'm not witty with the one liner quips. I'd end up being the super villain that always loses, I don't want to give Philly a bad name cause next thing it's gonna be is, booed Santa and that Philly barrel roll guy I saw that. ll of them were fat . It's on r/ wtf. couldn't have vaginal sex... Yup, going into my last semester here before I'm done, and no date yet. Hopefully I'll get something early so I can actually get into the class that I need to graduate this time Not sure if woman or cross dressing man.... youre 18, live in west VA, and there are several pictures of you uploaded...and 90% of your posts are to /r/trees. dude... Well that's... Interesting Without a comma before "making," it took me about 4 re-reads before I understood what you were trying to say. The earth just shot its load onto that house.. Step 1: Buy another copy of Arma2:CO. Thought you said when he was 10 Read title, saw photo and expected penis. What? I didn't even know that existed fish puns So... freaking... confused ლ( ლ) **why not?** #ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ #ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ #ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ #ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ same joke, new day The porn, oh why the porn. I saw this back in the mid '90's.... I thought I would never see it again! "Bayer: Powerful Pain Relief and *So Much More*." >"Inappropriate playing with toys" How can one play wrong?! The fuck did I read seriously how are people mistaking a pipe for a needleless injection system...especially with the tin foil in there arcade owners... what are you going to do "His teenage girlfriend Nazgul" | How do we know you aren't conning us right now? ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Jesus christ. Coning is the fucking stupidest thing ever. I live in a small town and the high school I used to go to was right up the street from the only mcdonalds in town. When coning was the cool thing to do I'd always get texts from my friends telling me they whenever they went and did it. I felt for the poor mcdonalds employees. I complain all I want. > "Inappropriate playing with toys" How can one play wrong?! While I appreciate the political bent of your snark, I have liberal friends and family members in the city. I like how the Podcast app auto plays the next podcast, even though I don't want it to. Even worse, it auto plays the *previous* episode and not the next one. No need for iPad, flap. Yes because all women and gay men WOULD find this sexy. What do you mean YOUR PEOPLES? That's... really hot. Rape isn't "really EVIL"? agreed, but most of us know not to go in with the left hand Oh ok....well I'm not into procreation for sure. I like to practice though Fapfest ....I can't even wrap my head about stupidity of that magnitude I have never seen fresh veggies or meats prepared right in front at Moes. You sure about that? I could be ugly as hell or something. Or have a penis. Click on link. Momentarily catch image of Rarity beating up her sister. ...Yet I can't help but want to save that in my collection. ಠ_ಠ This was on children's television, ketnet/canvas is a belgian tv station. and you think we can give you NUKES?! Go back to packing! Just wait till the movies are hour long videos of a guy's ass farting and fud ruckers becomes butt fuckers..... Kingdome A girl had sex with me for jailbreak her iphone.. Bei mir ist die Sonderausgabe gleich im Papierkorb (Sammelbehälter) gelandet Nice try, guy who calls himself a *leprechaun*... you can't fool me twice. I would totally donate but I don't think I'm allowed because of my tattoos. I quoted these sayings in a alternative medicine class I took, in which we read a bit about Buddhist thought. Having studied zen in a previous Eastern Philosophy class, I thought it was fair game to bring up. I then found out that many new-age Buddhists have not read Linji. So many . ლ( ლ) You bring Android to an iPhone forum? ..I'll show you the door... /r/Android is over there! Where’s the Metal...... I tired buying online stuff. I need to keep breathing. Cost 60 bucks from Canada, but then in states it cost 180. I got a letter from the pharmacy in Canada stating they can no longer sell me the drugs. I read first title: Want to marry your father? Aw. You know, I wish he/she would draw more fillies. Apple Bloom is fine and all, but I want more Sweetie Belle in this style...and Scootaloo stuff that isn't depressing. Pretty sure it *isn't* tang I must be blind, for I do not see a link to the stream! Part 1 picture 16, I LOVE the added touch at the bottom, it brings attention to that part of the scenery... Same feeling here My brother, sister, and I saw it. I hated it but they just called me a fanboy and said it was a really good movie. South Africa has KFC. my parents have done this to me and my siblings too! it was a nice day and we live next to a park though, so we just went to the playground. but then my parents got worried that we went missing so then we got in trouble again for not staying in the yard. Dammit. I came here for a Ritchie Valens reference. The top right bar says otherwise At first I read that as Merrill Hodge and I 'd You're playing on 800x600. Ancient **aryan** good luck symbol. Yeah, just let me go get another 1 million people and food for all of them. Should be a tight fit, but whatever I agree with you, we should just let people believe in whatever gives them hope and not try to destroy their beliefs because if they are that stupid to believe that there is a man in the sky the grand wishes do we really want them in our side Sarcastically you say? Me Every. Single. Time. X10 ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ I didn't play league for the weekend because of all the bugsplats... I didn't even lose anything, yet I can't even play... I try to play, wait a 3 hr queue, try out a bot game to see if I am good, then I play a normal game after. Not even 2 mins in the normal game, server screws up again, bugsplat, kicks you out of game, then you have to wait the queue again... This vexes me greatly when searching the AH Y aún si no gana se va a declarar "presidente legítimo" por segunda vez... WIN? Dude, just no You've never seen The Matrix? ** ** My GF drove by, it's not photoshoped... She has blue feet Why didn't you just say that it was a good day too with out mentioning god or hurting her feelings and even if you wanted to make her see the true talking to her like that won't chance her mind it will only make her dislike you and make her view atheists as hateful You *would* like 100% destructible buildings, wouldn't you *Mr. McVeigh* [](/a29) But it says it is "awful". Why would you use that? The guy who made the stairs Lol how is this considered armor, all you need is one good blow to the hips or legs lol freaky oh, no big deal, that's like san francisco rent so, most new divers Holy hell this guy got the opposite of what he asked for. I was eating when I read this. Like driving a Buick....I suppose. But... but... he was supporting you... Relevant site header: "Did you know, in the state of Idaho a man has now way to defend himself from mallicious sexual attacks from a woman?" I hate being black and poor but yeah I have an old wii I'm getting rid of sometime this week, in preparations and dude I'm so excited for these sales Spamming .. skins .. for .. Irelia ?! That's one bad ass pager... I strongly second this. wpshower has great themes, specially for designers, but really? LOL, it's probably dead! can't tell is sarcasm I think I was pocket dialed once... I heard sexytime... I'll be there. Yeah, I did. Thankfully it wasn't anything too expensive, but still I've never ever thought anything like that but thanks to you now I will... >At least eight divers have discovered that if you answer that siren call and venture too deeply into the mysterious depths, the mouth of Cypress Creek will quietly swallow you. Sure... perfectly normal looks more like this Had a weird situation where a girl told me she just got married on saturday, then proceeded to sneak me a tongue-kiss when she was leaving. This was thursday of that same week. Internet Explorer Cant believe I just watched all of that I don't think puberty is possible at that age Oh god, Slenderman Notice her absolute lack of facial expressions. Now I realize this IS circlejerks. But I have to gather opinion as to why people hate loiue? Sheer curiosity cause I think he is brilliantly honest. (or lying in such a way that I buy it) who cares, it amuses me. Why did you have a dead normal-sized wasp laying around to compare it to? Why do you get more than 1 line Proper use of Doesn't matter. I laughed very hard in the bus home. Everyone was looking at me . Now imagine if Shitty_Watercolour tackled these jobs... The creators of Skyrim deserve your money. Do you run in cotton shirts? Where do you work? Didn't remember the fans booing as he got up... Meeko photo bomb. Lol he once pushed me of a cliff Stay classy LoL community... /r/atheism is a circle jerk of highschoolers beating the dead horse that is 'religious people are stupid', reposting the same jokes and complaints about the same subject over and over. its like being forced to watch Billy Madison every morning on my way to work. Happy Ending There's soooo much Argonian rule 34 on the Internet Mass headaches. so you would enjoy seeing people die? I actually saw those at my college's parking lot, to make it worse it was on a VW Beetle Haha! Man, that really made me feel queasy. Wouldn't have happened in the kitchen Not as bad as the girl pooping out a dildo Danielle Steel is #4. Oh that makes sense, because fingers feel very similar to a hot wet tongue That's right; Hitler never fucked a 9 year old girl. The fucking spiders >ಠ_ Well knowing a Wailord is about 6 times larger than a Torterra then........dear god Oh my god, my eyes. > I was quiet, confused, and concerned. "...stroked her hair. 'Come on don't let this upset you'" Elite is a sham? You save money over all the map packs Yep, better start that cubicle training early... Why thank.. your name No what to dead bodies!?!?!? There go my plans Too soon The Judgmental Redditor ლ( ლ) but machu picchu is upside down itself no needs to go to aussie lands... There's a creepy joke in here for sure. Her full name is "Wednesday Friday Aadams" Take that how you will... ಠ_ಠ long story short Kazakhstan. Not all my underwear.. Just my thongs > ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ_ಠ **ಠ** ಠ_ಠ Yeah, it's great. I wish TNT realized the boards should be PG-13 since you can't even access them until you're 13 Thanks for fueling my paranoia. Have an upvote anyways. :| Then why is my current Home of Tomorrow toaster not capable of this sorcery? ....They will come.... Because I'm always on Reddit i knew i should have taken the red pill That isn't what's being discussed or answered. Really? I learned that throwing tied up prostitutes in front of trains can be hilarious... warm beer Repost . Tsk Tsk Tsk Repost. Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. Repost. Tsk Tsk Tsk. Yep, total bullshit. Because posts never have 420 comments. I think this post would do better here /r/trees It's like being on happy Just about to fap, read this comment. Fuck lawyers. Who the hell is like " I'm going to make some muffins!" and not even know whether or not they have a muffin pan? ### ** ** REALLY? We couldn't have done this yesterday!? Hold up. People's karma actually counts on their cake day? "Don't be afraid to be harsh; I don't mind it." Fine. Your jeans are abnormally tight and you have a baby face and an odd hair line which translates to: keep your hair short and if you can grow some facial hair because you look like a ten year old boy. Buy jeans that don't squeeze your thighs or ankles because it's way too feminine for you. Better? Now stop crying and move on. I thought it meant orange county are you Polish?..your body seems Polish Thought your username was feces_in_the_mirror at first So close. Anyone else now have this stuck on repeat in their head? Thanks OP. Thanks. GET A FUCKING GIRLFRIEND MAN !!! Rep st... 2 Penta kills and 45-2 no screen shot thought Funny how 1 out of every 3 comments in this thread is someone who claims to also have been right next to a lightning strike I don't means what you think it does. You set him your moms nudes lol, i want to see it, but i cant since i opened it on a diferent tab and heard the scream, damn my freaking curiosity i agree Uhm, there's no justice in the video. All it did was leave me angry. Glad to read things turned out well and he's getting charged. But initial reaction when clip ended was where's the fucking justice! Anger.anger.anger.hatred for man in brown shirt. Cept they announced dead space 3 and Isaac is still the main protagonist... Bonersoft Is there a vagina version for this? Rock band for ps3....I spent sooooo much money for songs. I have played it in years. Also Xbox LIVE. .......fucking LIVE.... You from Malaysia? There is lawyer out by me that has his mug posted everywhere. His name? Justin Case. I shit you not. Fuckers name is 'just in case' I'm working third year without vacation. Here, you will need these: I'd like to draft off you. He said Australian not Austrian... - can't wait ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ "let my boyfriend yiz on my face" Man, I might actually use Dunsparce now, because I like that evolution alot! Unless, of course, it doesn't have an annoying moveset to complement it's stats. In which case, he might be a tank. 66 people liked this via Facebook What if they rereleased a version to play on a computer? Like Skyrim? Then I would really have no life I guess yeah, he does. And the souls of dragons the other dovahkiin absorbed. I don't think killing another dragonborn would be easy - He'd just reload an earlier save ...while breaking up the natural shape of the cave Tetris battle på facebook > . Lets not go for the cheap shots sex0nToast. cannot unsee... I thought this was a serious commercial...til he slapped a laptop on to his face. How much for the tv? I can't seem to get the pm to work- I'm lame. pm me- maybe you'll have better luck. The fucking look of disapproval. I want to stab that ASCII code. It's just an add on to google chrome. ლ( ლ) I went to high school with a girl who went by Candy...it was short for Candita. Candita is another name for yeast infection. It's much cooler if you pronounce the J in Jacob as a Y. If I was one of the skaters I'd be pretty pissed at this idiot jumping in with his chaotic good "bro" bullshit asserting that if they weren't skateboarding they would be robbing someone's house Came for Italy vs. Germany. Get Bayern vs. Juventus. That happened to me not one, not twice, but *three times* in a single dozen. had never happened before and never since. Frankenchickens. But not at all like the 360 achievement system. You got a thing against mermaids? Exactly. Today is a good day for democracy because my side won. Enter matchmaking to see I PREFER THE MIDLANE x5 Fear of balloons. So they wouldn't attend any functions or events that had them. Interesting for some work events and family/friend birthdays and such. And they can't explain why they fear them and understand the balloons are going to chase them down or anything. The majority of the market do not care about ' ' Some say. You are using a computer... He used 'epic' once WHAT A DEAL No change log? You will ***STARVE***. my dog will start sleep laughing in the middle of the night Now if only we could have bundles of bolts instead of 1 bolt per slot I Thought they killed you!! I'm sure OP will deliver... not even on your cake day do you get an upvote i like pax jax or angler jax, but something that bothers me is that all his skins do not match with the lore. Horny sociopaths ruin it for *everyone*. Hey now! that is what reddit is! This is her face when she deepfucked your siblings with a horse strap on, all of them, in rainboom speed succession... So it,s okay to behead someone just because they don,t believe the same aky daddy as yours? All religion iss fucked up in some way, but islam is on another different level of idiocrasy I sang along in my head until I noticed the squirtle/ash part the third time around, awesome nonetheless I hate hearing "GG noobs" its just disrespectful and its worse when it comes from a rando on my team that the rest of us carried threw the game. Wouldn't it constitute as a vulnerability of perception in regards to procreation? I understand that the human brain is faulty, but "accidental" association to objects manipulating our attraction to mates sounds disastrous to our gene pool What's all this Agabell business then? If people arguing in a game scares you, you must not play any games online. Really? ლ( ლ) Nidalee's feet... I think more than Disney has an issue with parents feeding their sons semen ؟ So you're saying that they derive the ability to collect funds and assess penalties from the congressional power of taxation, but it is not a tax? The horror Anybody else watch "ploft" ? I live not far from boulder I'm proud of you man Wait. Do you want OP to get lots of rest or to reduce the rest? This... changes... everything. That's what's wrong with this world. Governments ignore the fact that weed is more helpful and less harmful then almost every hard drug (legal or illegal) while pushing pills and alcohol that harm vastly more people. Simultaneously they help fuel illegal drug cartels. Dat time hwen you see 69 My name is Don. I am big man. Tall like tree. Never fails that anywhere I go they try to spell it "Dawn". But you did nail your girlfriends mom at 15? This will make the difference between a **o/** and a ** ** Put your pants on! Read first few lines - Mohammed cuts hole in robe. Leave understanding that religion. He's a time traveller.... Jersey number 23.... What the fucking fuck. What could possibly make some one believe that blowing a baby post circumcision is what god would want or anyone would want for that matter. Religion is so fucked You stole my karma 15.99 Bei um in der Region Braunschweig schmeckt es eigentlich sehr gut I like this one, a lot better than his last one, why is he getting down voted to hell? I did this today... again She looks 13 Whatever happened to ? haven't seen that in a while. I'm now convinced that you are, in fact, Wil Wheaton and your previous post was a sneaky way to spam your site/work to more of Reddit! I'm onto you... ... They don't call them 9th, 10th, and 11th for shits and giggles. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Wut? Not OP? Jar-Jar binks? You might wanna have a talk with your son ... You're hilarious. # My face went from :O to . This is fucking disgusting. ####[ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ](//#freeman) She's 14. No me acordaba que había posteado este pedo Ok then Abhocke ist das mehr nicht ! Was ist wenn du am Radio herumfummelst ? Gibt es dann auch Bußgeld ? Oder die Heizung - Klimaanlage ? Abhocke und mehr nicht ! Your reaction: To pick it up There already is. No one ever likes "Nigga McCain" Whaaaaaaat this is Ayane from Dead or Alive Bro, time and place I really dislike primal udyr. The silly masks " " Soft If Shambling. How'd you hurt your finger on the incline press? I thought it was paddle-pump-M No. That is Calvin and Hobbes. You stop ruining happy pictures with your hopes of Winnie the Pooh. Especially because it's based on The Odyssey, not the Divine Comedy Some even try to put a third person into it . Mac users.... Sorry I'm late boss, there was a plane in the middle of the road. Links to Google Images result. Brash Dick Nice try, husband. Yeah because we have unlimited money ... Damnit. *(Glances up at Kinect on top of the TV)*. "sore-re" that's all i heard you are complaining about how americans complain. > Reddit sure does love to slut shame Those are praying mantises... That maybe how your parents "fixed" you, but You better be fucking joking. The world isn't a fucked up place? Good way to put it. It was supposed to be tonight but she got called into work. So it's on Sunday. I agreed to see Rock of ages before seeing the trailer. . But whatever. Her choice. Honestly man. It feels like there's more to what's going on than me just being to pushy and overwhelming. It's been a good could couple of weeks. Talk everyday but vaguely. To me it just feels like there's something else to this story, and I don't know how to go about finding out. Straight out asking her would probably end in "nothing else is happening". Maybe its the fact shes going to back to where she grew up on Monday and could have some closure issues with an ex or something. As I'm finding out Your username *mature sporangia* Those look like bite marks.... The NSFW seems to draw us like a moth to a flame..or in this case a camel to a horse I went from :D to Ladybugs?  Where is she from?, my family does this it's like a Hispanic tradition but my mom overdid it when she kept our puppie's Also, why was your dick in the grass?  that's the only place that I know of chiggers living. Seriously ... I hate my procrastinating ways. Had a fourth email address too I don't play Pokemon series... I thought you were correct, because you got the most upvotes and then I googled it to find out more about this specimen... I am an adult  ┬─┬ノ( ノ) 1.9 never existed I've been playing for about 10 days now. Wish I didn't have to work so I can play all day. Funny how relevant usernames are relevant... not when you fkin pre-ordered and am still waiting like I I'm not sure I should say that on the Internet. So far no sleep. You are right! THE MANIACAL PONCE ಠ_ಠ Hey Gabriel, when is Archer coming out??? you.. I thought that too til I was about twelve or so, and I'm actually a girl The one on the left looks like my ex gf. I could see her doing this too Because she's a crazy bitch Took only a dozen comments to mention another classic Seinfeld moment... But then again a third the people here are too young to have gotten into the best sitcom ever made... So what's the use Birds are like... I thought this was a d3 post A girl. Hahahahahahaha.................... The file name. I have several, but my BS folder is stuff I never use. I guess technically I'll have to use safari to view external links 10/10 would again. Please PLEASE tell me he's trolling... Way to kick a man while he down man.... regret nothing. ┌( )┘ You're right Mitt is second generation Mexican... I live near Seattle and didn't even hear about it. Yi auto attack animation at 3:00 The fuq Banjo Kazooie: Nutz and Bolts 250w at least that's what HP has given me in the past. You had me up until the narwhal bacon sir. It certainly didn't look like fun. Some other cagers, as you say, are mental. The guy driving our car slowed to let someone on the right lane overtake to the left lane, whilst we were driving in the centre. Somehow he managed to pull it off but the worst part of it was; once this guy had completed arsing about and got into the correct lane, we started speeding up again and another person did the exact same thing: crossing 2 lanes of traffic like an asshole and nearly crashing into about three cars. I thought there was no better time to use Tom Cruise, GTFO. What's that little guy doin in the back? Wat that's not between 1 and 2000 \\_(\*□\*\\)ノ( ノ) Holy hoarding In my state Geography is an 8th grade course I have no idea why it was removed. I thought true gaming was simply for gaming related discussion, maybe i did something wronng. Oh well. Another day on Reddit I guess. If you live in Australia it's a compulsory 7-9th grade course country-wide ಠ ಠ Upvote for beating me to it...and also angryface Yes also forest, desert plains swamp and extreme hills hell what if we just had a block of dirt for the hole map What? Flap flap flap , poke. There was sex in space. s/know/now/ "Hey stranger, I find you attractive, can I have your number?" Ya, that's much less creepy. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ You put bread on it? Kinda like the alien from Terminator? those legs Dude... Why ya gotta be so far away? Sigh... No one like y'all in /r/fortworth. or if it did, we can pretend it didn't. Yes... Username LPT "If you're not going to put in effort than don't bother at all. Don't embarrass the family or ruin your brother's reputation." my initials are on it I literally sat like this for over a minute: The cake is a lie! I'm no doctor, but I don't think throats do that Mine has never shown up. I'm pretty sure I've full charged my phone before though. That won't fly by me........why can't you get out the shame door........DEAR GOD........ George Micheal... I liked it when, in a hysterical argument against "an American NHS", one politician chimed in with something along the lines of - a genius like Stephen Hawking would not be around today if he were born in England Too many tats, and more like white trash than bro. Older redditors, the 90's What's special in this? Oh god I think it's so nasty. I understand your almost-baby died, but I don't need to see it. She also belongs to a facebook group of women who had stillborns, so I constantly see pictures on my newsfeed of her liking them. wow, he/she got totally lucky............. Undergrads don't fare much better Awesome photoshop work and excellent use of company time... No lucky Buddha? What are you basing this argument about not getting shit done while high? Those above the influence commercials? I do dishes, mow the lawn, go to the bank, pay bills, pretty much everything I do normally.... And so do many other people who enjoy cannabis, don't be so closed minded. Sure I like to veg out sometimes and enjoy a good movie or music, but I do that when I'm not high also.... How many non cannabis users do that same thing? Pretty much everyone.... What?!ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ you son of a bitch hahahahaha. See you in hell Where did you get this? "Homos" Sets his sub-reddit to private and then says "join now". What a narcissistic ass. It's guys like that that are at the heart of what's wrong with the world. What an awesome role model. Jesus fucking Christ. People are so weird! They were everywhere in Florida when I lived there. The worst part was some were female and when you squished them a billion baby ones would pour out of its broken body Wow that's a total bullshit excuse I definitely like my idea better since its true. If they could've added those moves in the earlier games they would have but the game developers were limited by the current tech of the time. Plus I can't think of any fighting style that is classified. Total BS . Conversely, there's 4th & 26, losing in the second season only to the Greatest Show on Turf, turning what looked like a sunk season into an epic 44-6 rout, keeping the Giants out of a third Super Bowl for 2 out of 3 years (we've seen that no other team can - Packers and 49ers ), and doing everything he could to keep us in the game vs. Kurt Warner's Cardinals. I am here to tell you that I noticed it was an advertisement, while using an iPod, without zooming or using RES. Derek Anderson is on here but Kurt Warner isn't Where did the extra bones come from? I'm fairly sure it was an Orb Weaver of some sort. Definitely wasn't anything relating to bananas. But it was just as big as the guy in this pic. Including the leg-span, it was bigger than my face TIL that vaginas breathe I checked my old yahoo email I haven't used since I switched to gmail 5 years ago. Over 2000 emails. Almost entirely spam. I imagine in that moment she was squealing with glee she was imagining millions of people with preexisting conditions being dumped beside the road to die. I mean, if we let our slowest and sickest die, we'll only be that much faster as a nation This has came up countless times. I know I'll buy it if it's released, I just hope it runs on my laptop. Also, I want to see what happens after that ending.  What did I just watch?  Most of the speakers represent a delusional form of benevolent capitalism and the world of corporate ngo's. From the title I was expecting something a bit more radical, more challenging and with true transformative alternatives to capitalism. There are far more interesting people out there than the ones in the conference's list... Hey Ken, care to address the NY at the end of your username? Did we just allow a spy to join our mod team?? **BEADS!? ** Nearly two years on reddit and have never been bothered by a repost...until now. I don't know why. This thing is way too cute ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ What if a thirteen year old is a redditor? El neoclásico es mi favorito. Sencillo y limpio. El Barroco es sencillamente ** ** There is nothing odd or unrealistic about **my friend's** dedication to these animals. I thought I was so clever for putting a trail of cat treats leading into the pet carrier, and a small pile on the inside. The cat reached way in with her paw and fished them out. Does he have mailboxes for side view mirrors. Maybe it was a Bill O'Reilly book When my dad says "who wants to shake the hand of the winner" after he wins any game of cards/boardgame/etc. Or, how to secretly murder my grandmother. Thanks for that. I laughed so hard that I'm officially the crazy person on the train until the deranged homeless guy gets on. Try going out in sewerd. Buy some bait herring then keep them cold and then cut the heads off at an angle then put 2 hooks on it behind a size 5 banana weight and troll with it out there in sewerd. Good luck and don't forget to cut the heads of SIDEWAYS or it won't work at all. So you just said that Oklahoma is a bad place because the state constitution agrees with you. That makes ME a troll? You look like Moriati from the Sherlock Holmes tv shows I am ashamed to admit that I forgot about the Egyptian background. Okay, now it makes sense. Then again, if you would have stomached 15 more minutes of Highlander II you would have learned that Ramirez and MacLeod are actually aliens. Okay, now it makes sense. Your 'niece'. Sure..... Haha thanks, I think. From the first time I gave head it was simple logic for me: where the fuck else do I put it? He wants us to do the work for him You lie about more pictures Crome Looks like another thing that will fade into some of our memories. "The Happy Station" no more? SMH. You posted a link from U.S. News that ranked the U.S. as superior in university-level education... If you take their views as actual fact, I have a red pill you might like instead of the blue pills you are currently prescribed to. 'we'? Wegen der 3 bis 4€ ? Sind in letzter zeit ja Spott billig geworden ,64 Gb für 27€ das hat schon was So you're saying TSM should automatically win every game even if they lose because "that's what the viewers want to see"? We have cubicle areas in our office so I often run my fingertips across the top/edge of people's desks. I'm that weirdo touching your desk. no, we'll be leaving him at home to mind the dog. 21.779 =~ 21.8 not 21.7 My step sister who is 6 once said "I have dreams of a ghost with sharp teeth" The face. I can't say why, but I hate it and everyone who uses it. They're everywhere i like pterodactyls... *i mean I really like pterodactyls. * Why were you in that subreddit? For like 65 bucks too ## I want to know more. On which subreddit is this debate occurring? Yeah, those people that get overexcited and start running around telling everyone because they're just so enamored by being "part of something exciting," while everyone else just looks at them like, "Calm down, youre being weird. " "Disproportionately disadvantage" means "make it a lot harder." Bin isn't in that list, so don't delete it. My relatives live around that area.... I know someone who types that instead of "lol". That bitch! I was trying to get the giant black dildo. I got the sax out of the way. She had better enjoy it . ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ YOU ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ STUPID ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ FUCK ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ That's not Zoidberg, that's Lil B My family got a phone call from e navy recruiter back in 04.....when I was in Iraq....with the Marine Corps.....navy has shit timing Your username .... it makes me picture a copy of Atlas Shrugged in a vagina. *** *** Someone is dying, let me get out my encyclopaedia sized camera and film it Maybe, but I wouldn't eat you. LACTATING PICKLE. "I'm gonna go out on a limb"... "Lemme AXT you a question." Every month? My name is Ivan and what is this I would Bet she did some space docking up there. Uh... well I guess it takes all types Is that a self-shot...? Father fucksmith...sounds like a pastor Nothing is more fun than having an NDA about something they made a goddamn movie out of. And I _still_ can't talk about it. I was out on my balcony in Crystal City when it started. A piece of the siding flew off, and some motorcyclist got knocked over on his bike from the winds. Someone doesn't check reddit daily I made a twitter account just as she made hers, if only it had snapped to post this ahhh... I tend to stay away from that number... Parent Trap Era Lindsay Lohan(s)? No you're not. Same flow, less time. Only halfway through the shower did they realize they had no soap. what is that subreddit "couldn't be fucked" Mundo/Chogath with 6 warmogs There is a google chrome plugin for alot of those faces: ಠ_ರೃ ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ ... Yeah. The stuff that comes from your sink. "note that all data are based on very uncertain estimates" It's Telus, of course we do. But seriously call them my mom and I had been given a defective router that they *knew* was defective, but never told us. We got a new one for free and a 3rd pvr free until we cancel plus 5$ a month off the bill. ** ** I like your hair. It's real big. Upvote for comment, downvote for username. It's a big enough difference that I can't monitor my keyboard through my main outputs without appreciable lag (nearly unplayable). This is a limitation if the hardware to some extent (inputs 3 and 4 cannot be monitored without being routed through software first.... ), but it works without issue on my iMac through Ableton Live... Repost Donkey punch.... Why didn't you pick it up before commenting? Guess we'd better nerf Rod of Ages and Rylai's Crystal Scepter too Yep, he's -18 for asking a question I normally never find men attractive in an oh god my heart is pounding and I don't know what to say kind of way, but every goddamn time I see this gif. My feelings get all confused. Incidentally, ARMA costs more. Stockpile it. Sure. You want to know the worst part about this heat? It isn't even August yet. So it is only going to get hotter. Nothing to do here.. I like to dip my oreos in homogenized milk, you know, so the cream won't separate from using more than one breed of cattle to source the milk... What reason were you thinking of to do that? You've been to /r/spaceclop haven't you? Bei expert gibt es die oder sehe mal bei alternate This was on the front page yesterday with a different title... The orange flair is for people who do not meet *both* requirements of Rule 1. That being said, once a user attains enough time or karma to qualify for both, they can message the mods to have the orange removed. Thumbs up, didn't signal OK to the boat, dangly shit everywhere. 20. Fortunate *Sun* - For four bucks a bottle there better be a hundred fucking rainbows Independance day celebration. Because it works? works the same as it ever has. Yep. Little three-year-old MagicBoats had a stuffed cat named "Tie-Tie". Oh, sure, it was gray and pretty beat up, but goddammit, I loved that stuffed cat. And then my little sister was born, and it was handed down to her...and she cast it aside like it was *nothing*. I would watch I and give some feedback but you've disabled viewing on mobile devices... "using some wit to go around on the outside" You told people how to wish you a happy birthday? I have tears in my eyes and I'm actually retching, thanks for that Reminds me of a guy who asked me what it would be like to stick your dong in a carp's mouth. Never went fishing with him again. Not sure if genius or future serial killer 'Rare' wait is it one winner? or everyone??? As a female, I would not have a video game for a wedding band Surprised that if you've been looking for opportunities for a year nothing's come up. Guess its a case of things presenting themselves when you're not interested but nada when you want it. Meh. Reminds me of how it is to live with and help take care of my 81 yr old grandfather I was looking for face in the charcoal for quite some time. Le kickflip. my daily routine is open own3d to check if voy/wickd/forgg is streaming and open AdventSugar's stream to check if she's showing cleavage else close it asap... i know... I don't know German, so I'm going to assume this video / song is about dolphin sex. It's blumchen so I'm not surprised but... . How many gallons? ( . y . )................. Dafuq? How'd you get the sun? ლ( ლ) Omg how did I log into 9gag?? I could swear I was just on reddit a second ago $9.99 and they don't even have hinges? People did not think the world was flat in the 40's Tub Girl The 'out flag' I wouldn't worry about getting too many *up*votes... Smoking a cigarette is craving something productive? Are we just randomly putting quotations marks around words when referring to the side of politics we don't like now? Damn "Liberals" with all their "fear mongering" and "politics of negativity". Do you see how fucking stupid and not at all insightful this is? Except apparently if you do a shitload of drugs you learn everything This is an outright declaration of war! Love the right German wing. (excuse pun ) Try having strep for a week, having to go to a marching ban competition during that week, then having strep turn into pneumonia worst month of my life, AND having to still take those huge pills. Haha, so glad when that was over! Of course the first reply is a joke. "The best Superhero Movie of All Time" /should not have read aloud in airport What is FIQ? I'm five. The logo looks like Lisa Simpson giving Bart a bj ... You'll call NOW. They have seen worse things. Hell, the nurse admitting you would probably just be Laverne and say: "Too bad you didn't fart when you wanted to keep sleeping". All with a on her face. Shit like this that always leads me to re-buy games I thought I'd be tired of and got rid of only to see shit like this and remember why it was a awesome game. Then I kick myself in the ass for not keeping the game. Yes, I fully admit I'm a idiot in this regard Generation X... > (the DoD has it's own ) Dammit. Thanks for that. Repost more. o_o ..... The comments on that page... I am not ok with growin frequency of posts involving embryos for breakfast. ³ None, i mean c'mon you are taking a shit for FSM sake. Yeah, it's not on the app store All of these comments refer to the curtain being open when NOT showering. The whole point is that people check behind the curtain when they are using the bathroom or something, but I leave it open when not in use. Of course I close it when showering I love this. Even though it got my nationality totally wrong... Only noticed now but what the hell is happening in that logo Whos the other girl in the pic? damn it, now i'm curious. For some reason when I was 12 I chose this as my CS handle after reading about it. I'm not even white. ** ** I think the bottom line is a girl chatted with him, which seems to be sufficient upvote material. That Justin King video was fucking awful. Thanks for that If you do not have any apple products why did you click the title 200k Deadric arrows. Looks like she's in kindergarten and asking god for permission to pee Diglett is always photobombing everyone I never die in Oblivion Yes, MAMAI indeed sir ... nice shooting Tex. >And all 10 Jags fans celebrated As a photographer I say; no thank you, I'd rather hold it in Sees obvious proof stating otherwise, blatantly refuses to accept it.. This. This so hard. Transcodes That's not irony Shiiiiiit man Cat? I can't see it, imagur is down again Faggot repost of a repost of a repost... Anyone else think that the engine is giving him the look of disapproval it's still good though I am a woman. I am great with money. In fact I have never actually met a man that is better with it than me... Maybe I should therefore generalize that all men are bad with money. Dammit, my mom is on Facebook too Which is why we are in the milky way Yeah because you would stop to take a picture before you passed out or dialled 911 .... ? Subsequent comments are riddled with false generalizations about veterans and war. A friend decided to punch a natural gravel overhang in the Nether.....while I was standing on it. His decision really burned me. Alien Blue has button. I assume other mobile apps have one too, or he could have just kept it saved somewhere if needed. You can also google look of disapproval and copy and paste it from Wikipedia. I'm sure there are other ways as well. ಠ_ಠ You call the woman a bitch over a toaster strudel. What in the fuck Worse than that is the fact that the password only allows up to 16 characters... Dammit Omegle, why u no install php_gd with unicode!? :p Haha just found /r/netflix so don't mind me During my first successful adventures into the Nether (success=Blaze Rods), I was running back to the Portal to escape to safety. Unfortunately, this is the one moment my allergies decided to kick in full-force (I have debilitating sneezing fits due to a dust allergy). I didn't stop running because the ground looked clear ahead of me. But while sneezing, I apparently fell through a hole in that platform and into the lake of lava. Lesson learned: always pause. Damn, that sounds like absolutely vintage Banks. I really hope he doesn't bugger up the ending (_Matter_, I'm at you). I'm in the meat department and yes, we only associate with produce. My flatmate recently invested in a very nice set of knives. I, being used to shitty generic chopping implements, managed to slice my finger open whilst cutting the very first onion. Five stitches. I'm sure you're far more sensible than me, but be careful. They're sharp. I remember we went to a WB store in the mall to get the large figures. But since the movie flopped that weekend they immediately packed up al their Iron giant merchandise. For me it was a big WTF., ....is there not more here to be questioned? Like why there is a zip tied louisville slugger above the pb and j or the fact that it just says jelly time? There's no jelly time jelly brand. I bet it was an inside job, someone is getting a laugh outta pb&j Last year during my Senior Year at High School I heard a rumor that I had taken one of the Sophomore band members home Friday night after the football game and viciously raped him. Best part was that he would go around telling anyone who would listen even if I was standing right next to them. I also always like to tell people that "oh yea having a kid is great if you want some to spend all your money on for the rest of your life" In case they don't, OP has a 2 minute video on how to do it in 10 seconds Just waiting for the "brace yourselves, reddit is back up" meme posts. If it does happen, I don't see this ending well at all. Trust me...they all "know" what you're doing in there Those wheels, plus the fact that they couldn't even maintain the roofline. ಠ ಠ They used to eat flies. Janna? read the title and thought That I wear a bra. This one stems all the way back to elementary. I'm a Man they shouldn't be.. those are piss poor. I don't know why this is being downvoted. I think this is one of your better ones. Plus, bitches love crack. Drug dog reference. I hate soccer. None. ** ** functions best in quotes. Cause choosing both sides is out of the question Someone liked the comment where she said she's sending her son to foster care. **IMPOSTER. ** It's not ninja if you point it out Whenever someone walks by me, I usually hold my breath for a few moments so I don't have to smell them. Then most, if not all, redditors are uncreative twats, because **A LOT** of redditors post reaction pictures and gifs.... , but I can admit there are few that are uncreative but by no means are they a twat. I was hoping you'd play along I fell for the ol' "Want to duplicate your items???" Drop them on the ground, hit ALT + f4 and duplicate. You're going to be a señor next year... "WE" 17 I had another for him too but I was like na volibear and yorick ... Quit calling it a gem It's like the worst designed subreddit and all the posts are by 3 creepy dudes. As a mod (of r/aww): En el proxy tambien me sale el doodle It was hyperbole. Static electricity. EFFIN MAGIC MAN. I've worked at summer camps, taught writing classes, and I babysit. Get your mind out of the gutter Who is she? The fact that Windows, even up to XP, would let users just up and delete critical system files earns a big . I had a girl I was taking out to dinner say it was an attack on her independence to hold the door for her Otro logro de este modelo. Vamos por todo!!! This one is a little... Fucked up? >Or would it be 'okay' because it's a 'white' dialect? Crappy picture is crappy. Oh we made her a meme now? That's not creepy at all, reddit. Why is your paperclip so blurry? **heavy load**, **fapping**. I've been an atheist for a couple months now ** ** * * ... Most charities are evil, donate $40 and find out which ones Your one to talk, SemenThrower We had to walk all the way to 7-11 in greenmount on Friday for cigs I..I think those are asses... Totally. I pirated FIFA 12. Now when I see a woman I'll rape her because I have no moral boundaries What the fuck is wrong with some people TIL that xenophobia is "understandable". not sure if sleeping or tenderly whispering If you need parent's permission... I'm noticing a lack of a law allowing us to buy beer on Sunday. I'm really glad you all had a great time. Just want to pass along some advice; part of photography is curating. If you have more than one photo of the same thing post only the one you like most. What you don't share is as important as what you do. Remember the three most key elements of taking a picture, focus, exposure and composition. Your first photo is of a blurry bike in front of blurry cars. /photography is a good place to start learning. Was i the only one who read the comments to the article? You were there a year and dont realize it's spelled "Wiesbaden"?! I'm blue team brand, level 6, their jungle mundo is behind, level 4. He comes running out of topmiddle brush and he and swain begin to give chase. I started boots so i attempt to run towards tower and down but nevermore blocks meso i run between bottom side brush and wraiths. they funnel in, the time is right, Q swain, E swain and get the bounce to mundo, pillar them both and launch the ultimate. As i die i watch the flow bounce gloriously from swain, to mundo but wait, what's this!? something goes wrong; it bounces into the fogged jungle, and hits the wraiths 4 times. But... they're both men? Lens flares. These exchanges barely even make sense. I was at work and I was opting out of my usual duties to learn/watch a presentation on Call of Duty level design. Half way through the video in the dark room, I noticed that I had an erection. I'm not really sure what this means... I'm the son Is that huge ? Do you propose EVERYONE get the day off today? That's even worst cold kills whiskey! just a add a drop or two maybe three of distiller water. If its cheap shit do what you like but a nice whiskey shouldn't need ice. I'm STILL waiting for my action pack. Because it was too long and I didn't read it. DR - 'didn't read', not CR - 'can't read'. In a Texas river bed Strap on a helmet. There's a lot of those going around. Oh it's not creepy anymore? That's not creepy at all, reddit. i 2nd the The devil planted this evidence. ლ( ლ) Otro karmawhoring de geoemt? "He is a brain dead actor" ...by the Federal Reserve's Inspector General. someone said they ate 1/2 lb of bacon for breakfast. I was both jealous and Dear NukeThePope, I come across your posts here regularly and I'm always entertained. XDDDDD when the hell are you gona follow through with your name though? XDDDDD And Richard Dawkins is, of course, the GOD OF ATHEISTS. The mother fucker forgot a letter in my last name.. Thanks. I don't follow the NHL that closely, but I always tune into the international stuff... there have been times where our ladies were much more fun to watch than our men. I'm looking at you, 2006 men's team. Ok thanks! They should have mentioned that somewhere, I feel like an idiot The fuck? Pretty pimp. You'll have to swat the bitches away with a broom. Don't fuck it up. a million billion times? That looks remarkably delicious... I am now drooling over my keyboard why would you...in class... The one time I tried 15cc I got sixpooled. Never again. Zerg. - wait till i tell the FBI that I saw this when it had 2012 upvotes. It's a sign How often do you accidentally say nigger? God please do not let my parents be reincarnated as my child. God please do not let my parents be reincarnated as my child. I'm adopting. I'll do pax singed for your pax jax This just... Oh... My... So fucking... Terrible. Just Terrible. <==3 =3 Why is he explaining this to *kids*?! True but no need to downvote. Why was your kid in a bathtub alone? That still doesn't justify pushing over the mascot So if he gets enough signatures, he wont be extradited... When the girl doesn't have a fishy smelling pussy I suspect it was some punk kids. they usually steal stupid crap like change and thongs why were you on my tower? No. No they cannot. Spacedicks, yet away from the front page. It might not even pour out of the can. Me and my brother were hanging out at a friend's house. My brother accidentally knocked over a glass that was full of coke. Startled, he exclaimed 'oh shit,' and rushed towards it. As he went to pick it up he looked confused. He grabbed the glass and lifted it upside down and the coke still stayed in the glass. Apparently the coke had been sitting in the glass for well over a month and my slobby friend had left it there. There was even a white spot growing on it. It was probably the last time either us went over there. Pretty bad pilot.... Didnt shoot a single invader Yes, which causes a lack of crops You are right, racism and sexism are lies put fourth by crafty minorities and women (probably slutty abortion addicts) to hide the obvious world of equality and opportunity we live in. I have seen the light!! Repost? Goddanmed fundies I'd zap that! Then what is 4chan? But my facebook friends tell me that I should love god because if we were even a foot closer to the sun, we'd die in a fiery satanic hell >"then what will you eat" as if there is nothing else in the world besides meat that is food. Die Zeitung ist ja voll der burner ,außer Müll nichts gewesen Uhh, fat-shaming? If we're afk you wouldn't have been able to contact one of us anyway Maybe said friend is the former 12 year old sister. Now some animal is wearing your condom as a hat In 120hrs of gameplay I have never encountered antibiotics. I don't even know what I just played Um, there are speed limits for exactly this reason. No, no it won't. None of it ever happened. You were in there for a reason, in fact, you're still in there. > "When you die, I'm going to eat you." ## # SSH host keys are another one I've never seen anyone do anything but say yes. We distribute host keys through puppet so it's not a big deal. So when you do get prompted you'd think they'd be even more suspicious. Not so, they still type yes without even thinking. #####Don't you dare withdraw cunt nigger you're too brave Oh I get it........... If it were the case, we would cause grave bodily harm to those we become intimate with. Someone please explain the guns!! Thank you. So she's a sex addict but your just "hormonal"? His look and behavior looks exactly like Aladdin's. If you're patriotic, why are you against the Patriot Act? Four-storey Pokemon book... You aren't the only one who's been training hard, this should be quite a battle! Bumi is too naughty, Aang took away his bending Im 30 in 1 hour and 51 mins...both of you, please, shut the fuck up! # ### ## ##### #### It's in *Flash!* :( Curse you Adobe!!!! It's definitely preferable. All of my coworkers are EXTREMELY religious. Its always the same shit. Having a bad day: "We'll at least god woke you up this morning." ** ** "I never went to sleep." sweet jesus I wanna nuzzle the fuck out of that chest ლ( ლ) We were more than happy to share...but not the entire pan That link looks NSFW.. ya he never found it I thought I was in the "What's the scariest thing your kid has said or done?" thread. I was extremely confused and horrified for a second there. Where is the Internet going? I can't image what the world will be like "after" the Internet. Semi-related; I use fod as a shortcut for the face of disapproval. You know, this guy I just busted out laughing at this and got weird looks from my family My mother in a bikini Why di the chicken cross the road That laugh Well of course you're going to get sunscreen if you stay out ALL day you dolts! Shit says it only works for an hour or two before you need a new lather I wonder just how hard that mara nerf will be when it finally comes. FOTM class didn't get touched (and even got some minor buffage ) in 1.3. I didn't even know about the 15% chainable buff either... Jesus, makes you wonder if the devs all run maras, huh? Misa is a character in Deathnote. My sentiments exactly. ....are you celebrating the fact that a fucking tree fell down on your grandparents property? Pop goes the weasel! I see what you did there You make my think-box hurt. It's nice and all, good price but at 4 bones... How much for shipping? One of most frustrating things about facebook is people replacing G's with Q's I see my cousin's been getting around a lot lately 7'1 here. thats... ....interesting. Really. A post from 9gag... Thanks for clearing that up! If you didn't already know, = disapproval, so I thought for some reason you disapproved of me having sex with my girlfriend and a transgender prostitute for some reason. Not that there's anything wrong with that, you are obviously entitled to your own opinion. Who keeps up voting this. LEGO not Legos. Legos is not an actual word Oh look!! Flow- .......  "Tampon King who sparked a period..." I'm talking about the title Penis colour should not have been an option One of the best bars in Houston is located in a mall? I still don't get what was so bad about this story. Yeah, it's gross, but meh. Maybe I need to be a guy to feel super grossed out, or a lesbian. You know...be an...eater. Gee thanks, dude. Chiptunes you say I know OP. Too late That was a risky click. Verdient eine Firma gut,Klagen sie alle damit sie abstauben können This was already posted and you decided to post it anyway. Armenian here and I can speak for all of us when I say we hate Turks. A genocide almost forgotten I automatically read this in the voice of the Shelly (Stan's sister) from southpark and nearly gave myself a stroke. I don't understand where these voices come from Finally...read through the comments just to see if I was fucking insane, cause I though he was sorta hot in a dirty guilty pleasure sort of way. Maybe it's not the video games she hates bro Edit: and your boyfriend looks hot No more stories! Go to your bed child! > If they happen to get pregnant, they're allowed to marry, and are both ed by the society. /WeeAppPlugins/Forecast **Outstanding.** But 220+ dislikes? What is going through a person's head when they dislike this masterpiece Also, you told me shoe_box is definitely in! I'll see if my flatmate wants to come too. How I did was as I'm on iOS is copied the comment and saved the eyes of disproval as a shortcut as so: Male and female dancing is homosexual? Dat cat tail Or if you were dying and you logged out, the next match you're in on the same server would still have your health and hunger from the previous round. I thought it was about Al Gore Boss GT-6? I didn't realize my volume was up so high when I clicked this. It woke up my dog who turned and at me. Watch your language, young man/lady. Like this. TIL /r/incest exists ... Versuche es mal auf dem Flohmarkt I'm Australian Should have clicked after my cereal Full chub here *Custer... Yesterday had this one twice in one blue light run: Two lanes of traffic stopped at traffic lights, everyone hears sirens, everyone pulls to the outside a little to let us through. Except one car which panics and drives directly into the ambulance sized space that has been so carefully created. Then just sits there, presumably short-circuiting from panic, until the lights change. my sister told me that textiles is just as difficult as physics Motherfucker has multiple copies of Goldeneye. Redditor for 25 mins., And you have been a redditor for nearly 2 years. And then I burn the superglue and get lung cancer. Damn you, Internet, causing my first glance to assume that the shark has a dildo on it's face. I was not prepared for that Well, putting glitter on your dong isn't that smart either. Right. Because at age 10, she's prolly promiscuous and not abused. /sarcasm >He did, however, as I approached 30, tell me that my biological clock was ticking, and I should have babies. When asked when he first realized he was attracted to men, Cooper responded, "I looked in the mirror." Three squeeks I'm fairly sure this counts as porn. ( ) A skimmer is most certainly not needed for every saltwater tank. Todeszonen Are those crocs white people Japan... UI Interface I'll apologize on his behalf. He apparently doesn't keep anything private, even personal lady-information that his girlfriend shares with him in worried confidence . Punk. The Little Mermaid.. Seriously, it's a super long walk! Chinese and Japanese tourists seems to love her though (but they like everything in Copenhagen) While holding that stick in his right hand . I thought you were talking about your vaginal lips. you don't put chapstick on your vaginal lips? How exactly? So sorry to disappoint you. Ugh, if someone is illiterate, they sign their name with an X. I like the shadow cast by the overhead lights, but don't like the light in the reflection. I meant testing my comments, see look I can make weird faces nowಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Queen's Jubilee? At some age you are supposed to stop? >The fact that Windows, even up to XP, would let users just up and delete critical system files earns a big . 'put me down, human ' So Anderson is finally coming out the closet. Ratings must be down. thanks for the input Um, what? I'm not understanding why you can't just say the team/name. How is that too personal? If he's a pro hockey player, or was in the NHL at some point, people know his name... And how on earth am I supposed to figure out what school you're talking about. How does one even manage to spell "derping" wrong? the "le" is getting out of hand Too late No, this still applies in tall office buildings in NYC. I've only seen about two people ever try to get in before letting people out, everyone gave them this stare. What? who's the? And the snakes... Looks like a.... pad. See, I would say you wouldn't do well at parties, but hearing something like this makes me want to drink excessively, so maybe you do better than my first assessment. That's not insulting to clinically depressed people *at all*. >When asked when he first realized he was attracted to men, Cooper responded, "I looked in the mirror." You didnt have option to change it when you shared it? The Big Montana Friends don't let friends play as Metanight. Taller than me? I assume you're name, 9ag, has something to do with a *9gag* website. How very surrealist... This reminds me of one time I was having a heart to heart with my step-dad. He's a huge dude, about 6'5" ~280lbs. Nicest dude you'll ever meet, but he was an Army Ranger in Vietnam. He proceeded to look down, shake his fists and say "You know, I've killed people with these hands..." I was hoping that at least there was a reason for it, even if only a bad one. Nope. Merkel ist doch gar nicht fähig dazu solche Gesetze durchzubringen ! Sie ist mir Griechenland,Spanien e.t.c beschäftigt , Sugar and salt? There's vastly more of both in the pizza! As for preservatives, the impact on health depends rather heavily on *which* preservatives, yes? I'm 15 and I can't whistle > Ggg, GgggGg gGgg g GGggGGggg GggGgg. "Im_a_rapist" "where do you live" ejem.....desnudos?.... I used my mother's computer a while ago and I was typing reddit into the bar and as soon as I put in 'r' a wild /r/spacedicks appeared as a suggestion black people Same. I was like whaaat? Yes! You get it why i used USA as a example. I was seeing the world like a Civ V session. But really my question was about how a small country could make a Utopia Project but people started to attack my example of the USA. I'm not even from a English Speaking country My parents were there for that. These pictures look doctored... And they didn't even clean up afterward. Piracy? What piracy? I didn't hear anything about piracy... did *you*? I'm sure no one "s at your Asian porn collection. What right have you to do that to someone's shitty music choices? Those are NOT Monster Munch Expert Village... Uuuuhhhh....YES. I Don't think the second one is a Passport Photo... *Facepalm* I have a feeling you're prolly super fucking hot too...damn wut? Yes. It is -worthy indeed. "It's so comfortable" You obviously don't live with a complainer from T.O. I hope, no I PRAY, that you are right. What if reddit is the only shread left of humanity that is still sane! What a fucking idiot. Here you are showing your perfect ass and pussy for our fapping pleasure and he's concerned over the spelling of mundane G Best AMA ever They certainly are, I tried setting a few of those (the phrases) as my email signature, but my boss was all so I had to take them off. My flair is also another good one, I think. I waited like a dumbass for that .gif to move for like 20 seconds I'm so tired of everyone **hating on Texas for a false stereotype** that they hate gay people. I am a paralegal in the Navy. A few years ago when I worked at the prosecutor's office I worked on a child rape case. That is not so much out of the ordinary. The fucked up part is that I had to review photographs of a 6 month old baby boy whose penis and anus was covered in herpes that he contracted from his father. ಠ ಠ Yea faces, you beat up 1 man, who isn't a threat even to the diva's title ... I wonder how the poop trail happened with no one noticing... I'm on my 7th year of university 1 semester away from getting my bs in civil engineering due to laziness, family and financial issues. One day my nephew out of nowhere asked me "How come you dont know how to be an engineer?" I was taken back by the comment and I thought to myself 'you little ass, you dont understand life! T_T' then he says 'how come you dont use spy either?'... he was talking about TF2 I met some British folks in Australia who suggested we go to the nearby TGI Friday's for dinner and drinks, my reaction was a definite Enjoy your cataracts Releasing a service to the web servers and never checking it into source control Why would you want to do this?! I always liked Mu. The floating island of flying motherfuckers who could live forever. Well, until their island sunk and none of them could fly away... For some reason . Anyway, I wish someone would make a movie about that. What the fuck. VIP too? Simple, lot's of people vote along party lines regardless of the candidate. My parents for example will only vote Republican. However, after a few months of Rick Scott my mother says, I really don't like him anymore. I would understand "helping out", but yeah, you're right, I'm thinking about it more, and it's downright creepy. His mom was looking for a bag she left in the living room, and used it as an excuse to rummage through the closet in our bedroom because I *love* to take bags and hide them in my clothes... It didn't seem strange at the time? Well they'll die eventually anyway of old age There's a guy in my town who owns one that looks just like that one, and also a line green one of the same make. I just don't understand He's such a heat throb You decided to watch? Same fucking plastic post! Cream... their asses. Hmmmm, I feel like that's just discord in disguise Hmm, I don't know what you're talking about. So wait, you sometimes shit in people's gardens and leave a get well card for the plants? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Y'know, I actually remember one such forsworn using that grindstone, and he said something along the lines of "nord bones sure make a fine weapon." Yes please I would love one edit: I'm bad luck Brian The very last comment was like an M. Night shyamalan movie If we could import this to the US energy crisis = solved... there really isn't much of a story. we all worked on nights at a plant in b.f.e, and i was new to the place. this was like 6 years ago. dude was always a little weird to me, (sitting out in his raggety truck blasting hip hop from the 90's on his factory speakers) and then people started telling me about how he married his cousin. i'd always heard that there are people here that do that, but i had never seen one.. i guess kind of like a freak at a circus or something. i wasn't sure if the rumors were true or not, so i finally just came around and asked him. he admitted, that they were first cousins or something. a few months later, she cheated on him with one of their other cousins, and got pregnant. they divorced, he eventually got fired for smoking in the bathroom like a middle schooler, instead of just walking out the door to do it. Saw maids use a toilet brush to clean the toilet then proceed to "clean" everything in the bathroom with that same brush I know, my first thought on reading this was *what the fuck is wrong with Owl City?* But then it's just making the other side look bad through lying... that's stooping to their level Wait, so you had full intercourse at age 10?!?!?! Why is this thread full of people saying at which specific point they laughed? Phineas and Ferb has sex jokes? Not sure if sharing penis size ( ) or doing some convoluted math that I don't understand.. They were both rescues and Mr Buttons is actually blind in his left eye, so I sorta, well, yeah I spoil them and love them way too much wut..i don't even.. I read "a rabbit her cherry" Agreed with your comment after " ". sadly, I know of what you speak. What the fuck... Gimme that! My mother says she doesn't need to use the blinker if there's no one around, because "there's no one to tell". Beaner u gay or something bro?? You're not using that right ;). I like the idea of the combat beta but many of the other updates i do not favor, i think we can settle this like gentleman and agree that Jagex as a whole is trying to make it a better community and is not fully succeeding it's ignorant people like you who depress things, i have a CLS which i LEECHED but i still enjoy dungeoneering, finding time for it's hard and i think it's a good idea but half of the people who do it either bot it, no life it, or leech it all the way to 120. The fact that botting is even plausible way to make money is unacceptable if it's not removed runescapes decay will continue until jagex is whoring out it's metaphorical titties (like maplestory) you don't have to agree with me but this is what i and my followers believe. Yep. I have Linux Since when was it a surgeon's job to kill?(Seeing that is what a serial killer takes on as his/her job) Are you me? Probably_on_Reddit Read that as "*Butt Cheeks!*" You ate her out while she wore jeans ..."That guy"... I did a image search before i read "Don't do an image search ... really" Hey you know what would be great? If they popped up a warning when the price you were putting up was ridiculously high/low. My Vibrant was doing that with a few ICS roms, I'll restart, battery will go from say 60% to 5%, then I'll forcefully try to kill the phone so I can refresh the battery. Phone won't die, bounces back and forth between 1-5% for at least an hour or two lasts longer than when I actually use it from a full battery. This looks like a post for /r/imgoingtohellforthis That was not legendary plastic mailboxes Seth macfarlane has acted in loads of tv shows actually, geebs 10 seconds on imdb would have told you that *Women * Those little balls. Japanese, really? Is it? There aren't enough 's in the world for this comment... Or his Drizzle ability Ahh, so that's the original, makes a bit more sense. A bit dark though Where I live there was an incident, a baby died at the day of his 1st birthday. Parents forgot to roll-down windows of the car while they were shopping for the baby's birthday party A kid at my school ground up some paracetamol, and then proceeded to snort it. This was in the middle of a science lesson, and his nose started to beed pretty bad. Then he went to the nurse's office to get some paracetamol to help with the pain These guys... This should be in your text book. So I'm the 93.5%^ And what did we learn? I like the news that article brings but is the most poorly written post I have read in a long time! Please tell me the mascot's sign does not have comic sans I don't like BIG fake boobs, they just don't have that movement and hang Cudos to you for not making the title "WTF" or " " or something stupid like that. This title could actually make the reddit search engine find the post. I can only think of two ways one can be a women eater. And if you're a woman eater in more than one sense.... pussy spider? Awesome...just don't tell anyone on reddit, they'll just down vote this shit out of you...and make you hate birthdays even more Wait...a human body? When you're rich and famous, remember that jonthehobo gave you that idea. credit him! At first I was like Then I read your username. Now I am ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ My friend and his co-workers got a fish for their office. They named it Yolo People tell me I'm handsome for being middle eastern / Jewish. I'm Irish Yeah, that's the problem here If this post goes anywhere, I'll completely lose "faith" in reddit. Oh yeah, if it were fall You know what motivates me? Sex. And when my girlfriend isn't around, Knowing I can go home and jerk off at the end of a long day. Wow a post from the 1950's I wouldn't. I've seen some decent 'For Dummies' programming books, but that shit ain't on that shelf. Thought it was pretty clear he had no fuckin idea what he was talking about when he called it a F2P MMO. I noticed 2 small specks of rust on my glock 29 3 days ago What the fuck is wrong with you? Um yeah, if you bothere to read _Wolfos’ comment, point entirely proven. I don’t see what we’re arguing about here, I thought it was pretty self evident that models get chosen based on looks and not much else I got that poster a few days ago as well, then I realized the image is from one of my least favorite DWs. That's a design on her shirt Sexist pig Open street map above, Google map bellow. Probably be simpler to whip up a batch of kool-aid again You were the one driving the car, weren't you I'm about 6'2 and my lower back was destroyed after living in Japan for 1 year. It's not a good place for tall people. But I did stay for 3 years, because it's an awesome place to live. All great things require sacrifice. At first I was all like 'Oooh, yeaaa, mmm,' and then as soon as he did that I was like Wut. My Boss once asked, how come we called the Native American's "Indians". repost from /r/pokemon ( )(tsk, tsk, tsk,) while waving finger …unless you live in the NE apparently Yes...random.. That was the joke >because that is what Star trek fans want from a show not sure why i read this as Chinese anal at night Damn you... made me go look again Yeah, no need to start shit when they have a huge button that pushes you to the thread. He was the one driving both cars. Have you even ever done the Father Flame encounter in UBRS? If it were just another Reddit argument I would have used more and ┬──┬◡ﾉ(° -°ﾉ) I smoked legal (slang for spice in the south) for about 6 months, I saw no ill effect other than one or two bad trips and a little paranoia but ultimately stopped because i knew it was bad for me... Well I only started smoking it because I couldn't find a dealer . Trend? i still think the 'we' is rather appropriate or even moreso That's disgusting I prefer to actually get up out of the pool and use the toilet so I won't make anyone sick with my piss. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Every guy is different for me. I prefer a 6-7 inch cock that's nice and thick. (probably because my pussy has been described as "shallow" . There are 3,863 subscribers? What bothers me is right after she says that she PUSHES him down into the water. Ich bin schon ganz gespannt auf das neue iPhone 5 - mein Vertrag kann ich im Oktober verlängern und dann gibt es das iPhone 5 Merkel ist nicht ganz dicht !die treibt Deutschland in den Ruin ! ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ It really depends on the person. I got a girl's initials there, and she got mine, but hers faded in like 3 days. Mine is still going strong 2 and a half years later, unlike that relationship I'm lost for words, this girl is so stupid ...except it didn't? I didn't ask for anything...? Then chivarly is a draft dodging hippie. My god, Texan here. I can't tell you how **pissed off** I am 24/7 from May through October. And it seems like no one fucking gets it (at least, no one in the elevators at my work) because they're all like "why the angry face?" and I'm all like, "have you *been* outside?" and they're all like "yeah! It's great! Winter was brutal." and I'm all like " . Fuck you. It didn't even snow. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go take a cold paper-towel-bath in the office bathroom sink to bring my body temperature down to a safer level before I die.". It's terrible. Thank you! They are from target. They are meant for really--really small pups This is a subreddit for Adobe Fireworks-- a web design program. I see what you did there.. "skeet her on the bum" That taskbar... Yep that's the one, fortune magazine 1%er. After always seeing them play west coast shows it truly was like ... Not even maximized. How will he know to get scared shitless by the creepers? *checks user name* Had the same issue in the hanger during the ME3 Cerberus assault. It took me until the third time through to notice that there's a usable mech in a bay off to the side. Awful Lot Of Christians Here Lost ends with season three; they all got off. He states he never been with a lady. And I haven't killed anyone with my car, but I still have to buy insurance in case I do. I'd rather just cover me and my passengers, thank you very much. I live 5 minutes from the lake, drive by it multiple times everyday. Whenever I see pictures posted like this I realize how much I take it for granted. Some days the lake does have those colors, sometimes its just a gross green color When I'm in the mood, I like asking them if they've got their visas sorted out. "Oh, I can just go as a tourist, find a job, and then get a work visa! It can't be that hard." Says she hasn't watched the video since it happened.... I like the ones that have the seam for pockets, without the actual damn pocket. Totally useful. Some of the porn wallpapers were weird as fuck. Anyone else see "Quantum Leak"? Le lol. I would not like to watch that. This sounds like a idea out of west virginia combined with the liquor store being closed for the evening That's what they all say. Albany, NY here, and you just described now til October Stop ruining my magic. Nice try Perlini marketing team... Lmao. I loved how I scrolled down and was like "One of them isn't working. " Plastic, it's all we had left after you fucking convicts took the metal ones Or a webcam. There's no Xbox 360 on the desk... unless, the 360 IS the desk! Wow, you were some pretty damn hardcore kids. I can't even take the doctor's needle. Swain and Malphite are incredible in ARAM I have never ed harder in my life Hey there! Don't be hatin' on the mitten. We're going through some very rough times right now. I love steering my 1 ton death machine. Are you kidding? You actually said "taking care of retarded people". > Also, you don't have to wait "2-4 weeks" for delivery It's worse when someone asks you for a cigarette and you don't even smoke. I'm just like "do I look like I smoke?" though I guess there's really not much to go on when you're trying to find another smoker, except, maybe, finding someone who's actually smoking. My husband had flaming red hair when he was younger, and now only his beard is red. It's absolutely hot and something that garners him a lot of attention. Too much even. They also broke every guide's item builds Did you guys REALLY get upvotes for that? ... ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ holy shit this is awesome! I never knew! ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ You're from Lawrence and you say the roads are in bad shape? :::rolls dice::: Yeah. Looks like he was taking pics of kids on a trampoline That cat got really big after all those years in there It only took me about 4 hours to get it set up (already had the kegarator in my office). The hardest part was getting the flow sensors. I had to order them from the Netherlands and they were about $30/each. Everything else was off the shelf (now that you can get arduinos at radio shack ). I don't even think a size 10 in dresses is that big. I'm usually a 7/8 in dresses (I'm actually a weird in-between size because my boobs are too big for a 5/6 and too small for a 7/8, but that was beside the point haha) and I can't imagine someone a size bigger than me would be what I'd consider "big." Your height pretty much makes everything okay again anyway, so I don't know where this employee got off asking if you needed the plus size section. I'm prepared for the nuclear holocaust by also collecting bottle caps. What a koinkidink. hahaha exactly what I was thinking Repost! Unnecessarily divisive. Would be interested as well. Seems like the full video is much longer... My husband can pick up languages with seemingly no effort whatsoever. I asked him once how he was able to teach himself so many languages since there wasn't anyone to correct or check his work. He just said, "Well, you just know if it's right or not." My friend once told me she was dating a doctor who worked at Trojan hospital. 99%? where does the dew come from? oh wait it was the dew elfs that didn't survive the flood That belly button Did no one read the article?! Picture taken from where? my boss is opening a restraunt on the surfide peir on the 4th. ive been up for 3 days in a row trying to help him. here starts the 4th day. Interesting story, slightly related. So I was firing at my horse to level up my archery. Eventually, I pulled back an arrow only to be surprised by a Courier. My arrow promptly fired and killed him. So I just went back a save, no big deal. And the same. damn. thing. happened. Wait. Is he buried?! You've got to be kidding me Comic sans with a constant sense of wtf. my dad's best friend for a while was much much older than him. so... I swear, it's programmed in my brain that if shows up, it's hilarious. 35000 comments Pretty sure this is a repost. Where the hell was gas $1.50 in the 90s? I remember paying $0.97 in '99 Try being vegan at a global reddit barbecue. El naco que hizo esto no sabe escribir frappuccino Is he on drugs? When did that deer have time to think about kicking the massive swooping bird? And your on r/SanDiego From Roseanne's IMDb page: "Roseanne Barr, one of America's funniest comedians..." pokemon>pokeball>pc You spell it Bankai You...you ate the bagel?? You're saying that kissing during sex is really hard to do? Woman! You *belong* to no one but yourself. 2.6 million views Reading these made me feel so much better about a situation I was in at the beginning of my pregnancy. I'm my dad's only child but my step brother is really spoiled and he and his daughter get a lot of stuff from my parents while I get tend to get overlooked a lot. (long story short, he's needy and irresponsible but I'm really independent so they don't think I need help) I'm 28 FINALLY get pregnant and within a week he announces he's engaged and his fiancée's pregnant my SO has no idea why I'm so irritated and makes me feel bad by essentially telling me to get over it. Well, turns out his ex-fiancée was crazy and lied about it. What the fuck, I am ***NOT*** clicking that link You missed the firearms. Responsibly, of course. NOT into the air "Suburu"... How...sweet... 3,700.00!!?? Wouldn't be cheaper to just make your own?? No is it gewd ? DAT EVERYTHING! More weapon types Came here looking for sauce, was disappoint This can only be one thing... dat extra space... They probably just knew what to look for on the EEG. Bathroom trip + sudden spiked lines on the screen = nurse goes ***Biden*** Oh, good. Gosh I'm slow sometimes... So many low blows to midgets, here. I'm disappointed in you all. It's a sad day when I realize it took me a good minute to reach the conclusion that, *no, piglets do not come from eggs*. After I read this, my body started itching all over. I didn't know guys could do this. India exports beef? But this was a male doctor. Said really I watched every second of that. It's the fucking eyes man She must have been doing it wrong dude They've invaded my State, and now my hometown. ** ** If the dog is doing the humping... is it rape? *gag* So many damn cliffhangers , I'm pretty sure the old fence-sitter is dead though, getting too saucy. Also, the fuck was on that scroll? It's the same damn cycle, trudge through a whole new week for a new chap Really? While it's still on the front page of r/videos? Nice civilization name. I thought american women were more fond of weed whackers than this. "Your Account does not have access to this game" This got too awkward too quickly " " But Batman would never use guns, right? Yup. Basically When I was 12 I hadn't really seen my dad too much, so I had no idea why my penis kept getting bigger and small and how rubbing it seemed to make it large and being cold shrank it. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ oh my god!!! is Canadian, doesn't know how to spell their own nationality At first I was all like ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ And all of their beats by dre promoting Well if you cannot gank all three lanes quickly what two lanes should you focus on then ? >"Remove all your clothes." "OK, I said." Two Loaded boards, same setup Because talking on the cell phone while driving is never a bad idea Wow as a non premium I didn't know that... I guess it's time to buy Premium... Seems like only the strategy guide is worth the 50 bucks lol'd at the lady in the middle. " " I'd rather my boyfriend tell me my makeup looks like shit than say "it looks fine!" when I know I screwed up on something & it's uneven or looks awful. I could look like a 2 year old who just discovered mommy's makeup stash and he's say "you look great." The patterns don't match. What the fuck is it with you guys and first thinking about rape? This is not Fenrir bloody Greyback we're talking about. Evil as he was, Voldemort was never inclined towards crimes (or anything, really) of a sexual nature, much less so as a kid. **ALL** the weed was there I never actually thought wtf being as this is a copy pasta but then I read the comments about roaches. You are a cold-hearted bitch. Downvote for you, madam. Yes, thats true, about 11000 and counting is a number I have heard been mentioned. We are so well integrated that even the right-wing party that doesnt like foreigners think of the adopted korean as a Swede... "Head cheese" ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Lol'd. I was like, "Okay, okay... ... LOL" I would know from multiple past experiences with him and me in the bedroom (angry muttering) (hands over $10, you forcefully snatch it out of my hand, as I did not wish to hand it over). You proceed to frame the ten dollar bill, sending me a photo of it daily to my phone. I die a little inside, yet life goes on. The bus really seals the comparison... Dear NukeThePope, I come across your posts here regularly and I'm always entertained. XDDDDD when the hell are you gona follow through with your name though? XDDDDD And Richard Dawkins is, of course, the GOD OF ATHEISTS. Mine's fat leg king Hull? and it's not a real site, unfortunately ...says a guy who posts to r/spacedicks. What about a burglar with a saw Japanese ancestors? See you're not alone "Stuns," "to death." Just HOW DID HE pop up on your Facebook page Any guy who has to buy a wife is just a sad bastard. Seriously anyone that dumb deserves to be screwed out of all of their money. It's a really pathetic situation for everyone involved. An free? Now I FINALLY know what "AMA" stands for Once I saw a "beggar" get up, throw his sign on the ground, and drive off in his Porsche parked across the street I had this feeling continuously during my first year of riding in SoCal along I-5. Didn't help that unless u wanted people swerving around you like your a idiot minimum speed was 75 Cutie pie? Rafiki added enchantments and then went to bed right after. ... Never that one Gahh... It's the 5th why cant I buy!? My bad I got you ha a sorry bro lol ...aaand reeepost. Ruined at the end with " ". Run I read that as "it's ready to suck your ass." No IE on their team's Ezreal. Why am I watching this... Apparently their 19... What the hell is OAG's name? I used to know... Me Darth Vadersta... Really ? Actually I'm an asexual guy. I've used porn in an attempt to find any interest in sex. I've seen... Things... Not really a biological or scientific reason, but I like being a "fixit" guy. I love being able to fix or repair most household and automotive things. This is generally something that is "nuture" instead of "nature", of course, but I run into VERY few women that can fix things should they break (an old coworker comes to mind who would never attempt to fix ANYTHING because "that's what men are for" ) I like knowing that I can change my own oil, change a spare tire, and fix a squeaky door hinge. That's bullshit that video is over two hours long and yet I can't post a forty four minute video. Still have cooties sometimes too Aquatic apes I was ready for them to go in The End of Time. In the season five episode with Winston Churchill, I was like, are you fucking kidding me. And *WHAT* is with the colors. I just, no. I've known I was bisexual since I was 7. I was also raised catholic so I thought I was going to hell when I was 7. But really, 11 year olds probably need to have omegle blocked on their computer for a couple years... I know I met some weirdos online... i'm an asshole frequently. i still think using trigger warnings is a good idea because it's literally like a handful of words to prevent a PTSD meltdown. how hard is that? I absolutely hate people who want one computer for work and one computer for gaming Very similar: my exgf told me "it's no wonder your ex wife cheated on you" That spaghetti in the back. You just gave away your full name and location to the Internet Try not drinking in Australia Or you know, you're gay... Like me and well... WHY AM I TALKING ABOUT THIS?! lol... What the heck porn are you looking at that has ads? # Your friend sounds like he was eating those chips and watching the cop circle around like it was a movie, I've done similar in high situations though [4] I think the first warning sign should have been that there was not piss carpeting the ENTIRE floor. >magic cards Why are the books in her hand not Goosebumps books? House tanks have been known to explode at times... ... should I say it? Why not... I want you to make me moan as my knees buckle out of pure euphoria... That is all... And moo... XD Auto. It's not his job to educate you. You have to take responsibility for that. No one else played a mass produced game. Why does it always have to be Russians, we always gotta be the villain I used to wake up at 4 in the morning so I could play for 3 and a half hours before school. Mmmm...batrape. No wing commander? He paused beside a pillar, before the tomb of a long-dead Stark, "I loved that old man."... Don't diss your own mom... Skumbag ..... .... Did this job before getting my RN (loved it an want to return someday) but YES! It never fails! Sick and dying at home? Farthest room from the door, back of the house, highest freaking story. Had a guy pass (quite wealthy) three story 8,000 sq ft house died in the very back room of the third floor that was the day my back really started hurting. Those steps are brutal. In all fairness though of that made his death a good death for him then good on him and I don't mind, our job it described as "to serve the living by caring for the dead." I always took that pretty seriously. That being said I have had to off road in our removal suburban before to get someone out that was at the back of the house, it's whatever works at that time and is the gentlest on the family. >She loves it of course. How do you know how it feels to be tea bagged hard from multiple directions? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Same as me when I use it, people don't seem to understand that the M26 glitch has been fixed and I get kicked every other round I use it Ridley. How was it? I could see the fireworks from my work, because I had to work today I'm guessing you did since there were fireworks last night We were slow, but got busy the last hour we were open so I didn't get to see any fireworks. Lame F-OUR-ANTS! I don't know if that's fair. I mean, the three top-voted comments are 'Definitely slap an NSFW tag on that. A fair bit of porn on that page.', 'Some of the porn wallpapers were weird as fuck. Anyone else see "Quantum Leak"? ', and 'There were waayyyyy too many rape-y images on there'. Thanks for perpetuating that... "(Gasp!) titties! It must be that the gaming subreddits hate women. " And this was after I obtained my medbud card. by chance do you work for macy*s? Buddy of mine use to frequent the restrooms there, until he was arrested. Now he sticks to the adult book stores in the city over from us 1 is still okay for the cock? *( )* NOT THAT KIND OF SCRUB! I sure as hell hope it's different with dogs I work at blockbuster... in case you are right : I view you like this: , via my interwebs. "it's just my wife and me. Perfect time to log back in" Replace "... 30 year old female" with "... 33 year old male" and welcome to my world. Its even more frustrating when you are, like me, an unabashed introvert whose close friends have all moved away leaving you without a social framework with which to meet new people and due to both your introversion and the rise of modern distractions (internet, gaming, reddit,) have left you with little to no motivation to even attempt to develop new friendships. Meanwhile, scumbag genes says "hey loser! you are an intelligent and good looking guy, why don't you suck it up, put on a facade of extroversion for a few hours, be that hound dog that you so detest and hit a bar or two - you must reproduce!" Scumbag brain thinks about it for a bit and says to scumbag genes "Meh. I got a good thing going here...so much free time, no stress, all these enriching hobbies...why the hell would I want to reproduce and give that up?". Imagine having to listen to these 2 assholes argue all day, every day. Let me tell you about frustration sister. I bet the steam sales pick up when NI stops theirs. Gilda from My Little Pony. Bitch By this logic, you could only bang women from ages 1-12. 1-24 if you use the military/*24hr scale. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ I read tiny parts of the book over my friends shoulder. Constant This item cannot be installed in your device's country. Thanks....NSFW images are now on my work computer because I'm tired and thought it said "/r/pokemon". I didn't realize this when I first watched it (because I was too young), but it's basically an hour of Picard being tortured. Especially the psychological stuff seems way worse now. And then the guy brings his daughter in Bleacher Report... Yeah, when he's not spamming his twitter feed... Mine is the page on health insurance from my nursing textbook You designed a nice looking poster but saved it as a .jpg Ah, i hate it when people don't reply and just comment, i never know if someone is just saying something or replying to a person Love how you get downvoted to negatives for no reason... gaming subreddits I think I might have to read it again. I didn't pick that up at all. Criminal minds. There was an episode where the FBI couldn't find the body. The killer happened to be the one serving lunch to the search team the day before. There was chilli Mine said the same. Thinks it might be good in coffee. . Funny I'm hoping for the exact opposite I don't have the book next to me at the momet but it was "The Last Lecture". It said something about William Shatner Who are you to decide what is ridiculous and what's not? Ever hear of the word tolerance? Just because you disagree with someones beliefs doesn't give you the right to insult them. You must be a really fun guy at parties... Was at a bachelors party in a benihana's when the waitress came by and asked if they were any food allergy's at the table. 1 person said mango's, another said peanuts, and then one guy yells out "cats!!". I have never seen a harder in my life. Lösögonfransar stora som hus [](/dude) actually I'm waiting for my first time to do that.... I FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE. *looks at username* Seriously? Do I fall for this again or just save me time and money Even tho you have more Health and AD With Dorans so the person with boots might have to recall first didn't find that code. Pretty sure that's not Albany right now If only anyone else on Reddit cared! Øresundsbron? What is this treachery? ლ( ლ) Uh....... 'No black holes'? Babies too? Seriously? Yes, let's downvote him for liking something we don't like! "Bro" != "fag". I even said please. bling and swag Jesus Christ what were they thinking? well, if I haven't before, now I will because his image is in my memory now. thanks. You had better not be 10 yeas old... I broke down my Super Redhawk one day and was like . Sold it a few years ago because .44 magnum while fun and awesome, is a little brutal to get the kind of practice you need to be really good with. Baby koalas eat their mother's shit to strengthen their immune systems in order to digest eucalyptus. Minty, huh. All this patriotism actually made jump a bit... reminiscent of the OAG face.... only with America on it...... Now there is machine porn too Had I been that driver, I would have immediately turned into that guy and rammed him into the guardrail. I would have gotten out, pulled out my baseball bat, and wouldn’t have left until there wasn’t an unbroken bone left in his body larger than my hand. Dat novelty account........... ...and that's when all the Turkish men began rooting for Brazil. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ Yes, you came to the comments to look at someone saying they look stupid at work. You are squatting in basketball shoes. ....redditors at my university? I dressed up as princess yue because I'm a spirit panda. Mine says "Hazard Assessment Checklist" , L'amour de ma vie means the love of my life. You're not even supposed to use that when talking about a family member. Unless you're a redneck. I had an ex who used to work at Arbys, and she told me that the roast beef arrives at the store as a pulpy liquid in a large plastic bag, which they then put it into molds and bake. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ TIL Cue rimshot can easily be misread as ... something else. Right? For being a post about being productive and proactive in a subreddit about zen and enlightenment this piece pushes some really unenlightened gender stereotyping and a mildly disturbing underpinning of women as objects to conquer. Not a great undertone if you want women to read the article. Or put a lot of effort into an end of term paper and have the teacher "lose it". Then get punished for standing up for you own integrity and spending several weekends in saturday school. I'm not. That's 2,225,657 homicides... "The news spread like a forest fire in the neighbourhood..." Okay, I'll bite. Why is that -worthy? How is that dangerous (dont even think about saying it will make you crash while driving ) I didn't see any porn apps there I think you've missed the point. Yeah, because no one finds ripped black dudes with enormous cocks attractive. post all the PMs! with usernames! except mine plz Oh boy, all the fun of risking pregnancy and STDs with none of the hassle of actually remembering the fun part! Misty is 10. TEN. Don't forget to put this on /r/popping. Casually read this as "Thoughts on cooking [NSFW]" I thought it would be funny if I was correct, but now I just feel sorta creepy inside ....but then he'd be looking a fool. with his pants on the ground. THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING TEAM JACOB WOULD SAY. thanks for that Try Pizza Hut Wait a min, Katie Holmes actually divorced Tom Cruise? I thought it was some inside joke in Reddit . I'll pretend I didn't see the strap-on pictures. That's a photo of a bunny who just ate a red fruit, (cheery or strawberry I believe). Because of this video... I don't want to say I was a Marine in the Air Wing ever again Loki Finch "Six-week low?" Is that considered significant now? No, I mean explain the joke...I don't get it What can I say? Insufficient blood tithes... I also live here and we have the same car It's "dwarf" Talking over the phone is not an option for a deaf person. *Found this gem*. ๏_๏ ๏_๏ Why??? That's not a no... I just walk in. So we found our ash I'm not sure if I want to google Jeff1. I laughed pretty hard at this until I realized I just ate an entire fucking pizza by myself . Although /r/earthporn is very different than "fucking with someone" (and actually would be pretty awesome). I uhh... know some people, who used to play planet earth to try and calm people down. The day a dolphin gets more action than me... Foreveralone.jpg Every hole filled with a plastic piece will cause her to make a face Ggggg gg gggg ggggg. Jncos Gggg ggg gggg gg. And you watch those shows? How lazy do you have to be? Include one for 'Not populated by achievement whores' You need to spend more time outside Hot + romantic Barney... But yet you still clicked on the link Cats don't get cake days Bungie... Wait...they tore an Obama sticker off your *wheelchair*? At first I was like cool story and then I was like She kept repeating that to me earlier while I was working on my smithing. The tone of her voice made it uncomfortable My additions are "lod = " Yes! Totally agree with you! /r/metric You would not believe the amount of people who *seriously* believe that the metric system is a socialist invention that will turn America into France. I'd say about 20% of the reason I subscribe to this sub is to get tracks to drop in the mix at clubs. Always a bit of a when there's a track I like and no DL link. why were you looking at your professor's email ?? Never. Dig. Straight. Down. And miss out on Scorpio and Clavain? That is probably the ship. She isn't that loud. At least I didn't jump out of my seat and scream "OH MY GOD, IT'S LARRY!!!" when he came onstage, like my mom did No. Yesterday Americans were bragging how much they have "Liberty". Today this. Two guy who can't get married... You're raising your asshole towards his dick? If FUUUUUribe doesn't GIDP.... that's at least 2. Did you actually just blame 9/11 on Bush ? We are all connected in some way. Like it or not. Not mine sorry, got it from derpbook. All I have is a spikeless-dog Fuck you for making an album and posting here to try to shame and humiliate these people based on their looks. I also find your collection to be VERY misogynistic, trans-misogynistic, and homophobic, considering that many of your images are of men (or possible trans women who don't pass so well) in feminine articles or poses. There isn't anything WRONG, SHAMEFUL, or UGLY about femininity. How about no? Even my school, which loves to fondle M$'s ballsack with all the school webapps written for IE and all the M$ development software(including server maintenance ), they still have Firefox available for all to use. You guys rejected me and didn't say why I've heard that more times that I could ever possibly handle on /r/metric. Actually Thomas Jefferson, Benjamin Franklin and a few other founding fathers were huge proponents to the precursor of the SI units. Jefferson convinced Congress to decimalize our monetary system, which is why we have 100 cents in a dollar, but he faced opposition from some of the wealthier merchants in Congress to establish a decimal measurement system. /r/metric There's a man you've never heard of before named Frederick A. Halsey. If there is anyone who is an asshole, it's this man. He lead the fight against the adaptation of the metric system in 1902, claiming among other things that decimals were inferior to fractions and that the worldwide use of the metric system was a sham and a lie. /r/metric Dude's married This... this... uhhh... what Alright, Allison. ***Ggg. Ggggg. Gggggg. *** All day I have had a very strong pain in my scrotum. Gggg ggg gg ggggg. ^ _ ^ ...... ggg gg........ **GGG GGGG GGGG GG GG GG GGGG GG GG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ** Touché I knew about the "iron sights" but an actual scope? If he walks away, you guys need to seriously look at Rondo ( ) and shake your fists. You can't be serious Clothes or Bra/panty shopping My wireless router. Drops connections for no reason. Even after upgrading to DD-WRT. It's okay. We can't all be human. Sorry, but I'm sort of done with these really obvious "Does anyone find this very common sexual act sexy?" questions. Those Juan villagers... I don't think I've ever seen my hubby get them either. sorcery!! Lol. And my sister wouldn't be so bad if she didn't make it seem like I was doing something WRONG by not feeling what she felt lol. ...middle school? Facebook? you must be young. I started off with a bolt action .22 when I was about 11 years old, so I offer you the Internet Handshake of the Gun Girl. The worst bit of pics like this for me is that I'm 5'8", about 125 lbs, and kind of model-y looking (I guess), so people assume that THIS is how I'm going to hold a weapon. Because of pictures like this. Same thing with bows. Well I really wish that spoiler tag worked properly. I'm only half way through season 5 I would pee in empty Pringle cans and empty them out at set intervals, then my mother discovered it all *She shall not pass*, he told himself, and said "The prince is watching the children at their play. He is *never* to be disturbed when he is watching the children at their play" (A Feast for Crows, Page 45) Ggg? Gggg ggg gggg gg. Gg gggg! Ggg... Great pic, but I enjoyed it more when it was posted only a month ago Gives a whole new meaning to carrying a concealed weapon... I also hate it, but my boyfriend loves it. It's overplayed and that red headed kid freaks the shit out of me. Motherfucker has yellow eyes I've just updated my post with another one. we both knew As a Philadelphian... "Officials say **Gary Coleman** took his historic ride" Penis lightsaber fight in the shower after gym class with my friends That if I don't get my act together for the resist of high school, it'll be incredibly hard afterwards. Probably gonna gt downvotes and lots of s, but it hasn't occurred to me till recently. You did exactly the same Da frage ich mich wo die die Umfragen gemacht haben ? Stehen die alle unter Drogen oder Alkohol Einfluss ? They look like they would really be into Jesus camp Uh, the kid just murdered someone and you're feeling sorry for him? I see you have your priorities right You should really go to hell That's some impressive MSPaint skills. "poop needle" Are you sure that's not a small cougar? Let me get this straight: because *you* think there is no practical purpose behind understanding the Higgs boson, there isn't one? You may never see this in the sea of comments but I once had left a cooler with avocados in it for months. I had to throw that cooler away because the smell was stained into the plastics It definitely is. I got it the day after it came out. I've also posted about Batman in other threads, not that anyone noticed. Social progress. Yes, because we all know that Limbaugh never denigrates women or refers to them as "feminazis". He is a rational analyst who is clearly not boiling over with ignorance and insecurities. >> * "Tharr she blows" - Men everywhere. Gulp! Eat his weenier for science? Kids... Actually i dumped her I have pussy warts. Just Kidding I'm clean sort of.. Or gore God dammit it sent me through spaceclop Good luck on the couch hunt. I hate JV. Watch out for the red light cameras. I have to drive through those every morning and have had the pleasure of getting one in the mail. Make sure you come to a complete 2 second stop before you turn right. Just slightly rolling through it will cost you $75 ಠ_ಠ OFFSEASON In elementary school, I remember using the bathroom with my pants around my ass, as little boys do, and scruffy the janitor on the far wall monitoring my progress Adult me wants to time travel and provide flaming round houses. Isn't that kind of circular and obvious? If something is illegal and people are still doing it, they're criminals. Legalize it and they instantly become not-criminals. "See?!? The crime rate has gone down!!!" Talk to him, ween him into going out to these sorts of things, don't abandon him at clubs, and don't force him into doing anything he isn't comfortable with. There are breathing techniques that could also be beneficial, like "belly button" breathing, and visualizing something that is calming. I hope this helps. more friends than in my lifetime. Tells real whore to do "said thing" in order to karma whore on reddit... Most loyalty stems from geography. Typically we'd want our "local" team to win and root for the local team. Which, coincidentally, is why I'm a Cleveland Browns fan. I grew up that way Snagging?? I don't even want to think how that would be possible. ** ** just please...no one say "Luke... I am your father" Scumbag Brain: Click its gona be Skrillex... Yes it sold this morning. I stuck it up for 250m buy out expecting it not to sell. I'm now sitting at 249m and the gf is giving me the old because she now knows that I'm potentially sitting on real $. I deal with idiots like this daily. You're not fooling anyone, and will just look like a bigger fucktard lying about it. Please. I, a woman, hit on a man awkwardly on purpose. Just to make things awkward. Some guy yells out "i bet you're circumcised" on mw3 the other day. what could possibly be in those bags that came froms walgreens I'm eager. i need chicken ears. i hear... i hear that they can repair their cochlea Or you could have shot him a " hey man get your ass off my clothes ....now" Why do you not have the battery percentage turned on.. That's Eve and AJ is 25 Scottish house (based on English house). Looks > making it look Scottish. Just make sure to use distiller water to dilute. You. I hate you. Oh god I hate it when people are asking me, "Any baby yet?" Really? Does it look like I'm less pregnant? "Just include in the laws that you have to eat pork in order to benefit." - My mother. Sorry, man, but. I'm really hung over from last night He needed bandages for that   And you are a baseraper, last night cspian. Faggot Disable auto rotation. (づ )づ On hold with Cox: "If you need technical support check out our website for trouble shooting problems." When I was 16 I was working as a cashier at a grocery store this woman with 3 unruly kids running around comes through my line with a bunch of shit that was obviously for herself. Her EBT card won't cover a candy bar, since you know, it's not a necessity. She proceeds to bitch me out over it so loudly that every person checking out turns to stare and then whips out a $100 bill to pay for the effing thing... Funner? You really need to follow it up with one of these I want to see the toenails now... but not in a weird foot fetish way, feet actually kinda gross me out. Could you do a drawing in paint of your feet so we can see this, I'm pretty sure there aren't many hybrid paint art-foot fetishist out there... and if there are; . Wow. That is a huge failure on the part of both the school and her research advisor. Her RA is supposed to anticipate those kinds of issues, and have her back at the defense. this repost even has the same title I know but it doesn't usually bother me for some reason... And it depends on the facial hair... Aaaand depends on um... Where you are... so um.... If the Russians are still going to queue on the EU servers, does'nt mean that us Scandinavians just got our own server? You aren't Asian, are you As a single father, **You found me.** ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ LOL AMIRITE GUISE Nice try, Valve store. Go with a friend who has a phone. Get strippers number. Borrow friend's phone. Call number. Your phone rings. stripper. That's the joke Well fuck me wat REPOST Oh crap not again > 13 year olds are not ok to have sex with. Because logging out of Reddit REALLY HAPPENS. Your move atheists. I don't think our police even have tazers. Which is a good thing . Might get peppersprayed or something, if you act REALLY uncooperative. As the daughter of a single father I second this At a dog wash, "Unattended children will be given a free puppy." ಠ Wait, you are saying the US should have stayed neutral? >Finally people need to stop saying things like "for this card that could apparently tripple buffer a 40 ft wall display " I know who you are, Mr. Boylston. Still waiting for complete playset, 6 boosters and 10x class set plus all applicable bonuses... This just happened to me... and a split second later, I had a brake failure! Better than porn Damn, I thought it was a woman this whole time Pac-Man Cost as much as BF:BC2 (they're both on sale) WASD keyboards makes custom keycaps. Check them out. They could do a keycap. ** ** That would work until OP's boss tries to leave him a voicemail. Ass cream is no laughing matter It's weird I used to think so too. If you lift in a very quiet environment and you have a bunch of people watching you your focus is 100x that with music blasting In your ears. Try going to the gym with earplugs one day. The conspiracy, it all makes sense now... And voted based upon cultural influence? All of my I understand. I'm lucky enough to have one friend who is a real Whovian, but she lives across the country. She's the only one who saw a picture when I got my Tom Baker scarf. I'd post a picture of it here, but that would compromise my *secret identity*. No... it's not interesting at all. ..... oh snap. Ahhhhh the good old days of yester year when man could spank his bitch just for being his bitch. WTF ! These pricks all deserve a fucking tuning themselves I was looking for the wrong name. "all these stories are just about people pissing on each other " Well, if you enjoy getting circle-strafed by 3 helicopters at once, this is your map Bitch is 12 It was Ysolda... It's been proven that low rates of colon cancer in the Asian community is do to the act that they squat to poo. So you're doing that right. 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Imagine a world where Arceus, Dialga, Palkia, Giratina, Groudon, Kyogre, Rayquaza, Deoxys, Reshiram, Zekrom, Regigigas, Mewtwo, Moltres, Zapdos, Articuno, Ho-oh, Lugia, Suicune, Entei, Raikou, Celebi, Latios, Latias, Darkrai, Heatran, Victini, Genesect, Kyurem, Landorus, Thundurus, Tornadus, Virizion, Terrakion and Cobalion are all stompin' around doing what they want. Teemo panda skin... (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ Good luck friend, you'll do fine! Wait how much was that ring? "I got kicked off a bus once because the driver thought my clarinet was suspicious. I even opened the case and showed her what was inside: an instrument and some sheet music. " Why do I have you tagged as Meat Pudding Guy "That is not a Goomba " George Oscar Bluth Bluth? /r/Imgoingtohellforthis I scowl. Why on earth did your GF want to watch this in the first place? Es de elección local no? El paquete y las boletas no se ven como los del IFE. De todas maneras . pedophile Hey I live like an hour North of this. It's the alpine slide. Water does not go on this A bra or a bikini top would be my guess. I hope you didn't take it home. My reason is because nobody has anything interesting to say. I'm not shy, I'm an introvert. I don't like talking about mindless topics for the hell of it. I want to have engaging conversations about things I'm interested in or things you're interested in. If I can discuss my interests or learn new things by asking about yours I can talk for hours. Nobody seems to understand that about introverts Rooster Teeth ^ Agreed. I Still Do This ... Oh trust me, I've seen profiles for people's pets Let us hold vigil, Reddit Try going outside. Unfortunately I think I posted at a bad time of the day because everyone in the U.S. is asleep This isn't top of the list Interviewing college RA candidates (who are themselves college students). A pretty standard question is to ask them what they'd do if a student made a pass at them. This one responded, "Oh, that's not a problem, I never date college boys." So this is the only way we end up on the front page of r/soccer. So you were looking to repost? Why would anyone draw this? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠᶘ ಠᴥಠᶅಠ_ಠ   These "" are very suspicious The website is just an empty white page Cant tell if copied, or just hasnt used copy function The Civ series is not rts. Aha I see what you did there. Choking hazard for a frisbee I'm the wife! I've heard mixed things about the job market in Cleveland, and so I'm still up in the air. In a perfect world I'd be able to get a decent paying job immediately, and I'm pretty sure the hospital where I work now would hire me, but options are so limited and my commute is over 45 min. I'm also scared of driving in traffic, though. After having my brother help me set up my first ssp world I decided to go outside with my new armor and take on some mobs. 2 minutes later i was lost in the forest again and spent another half hour trying ti find my home again. You can bet I spent the rest of the week on peaceful I don't want to live on this planet anymore. I thought you were going to say "awful Texas." at first I didn't see the pot in the picture and was like, smoking pot makes your computer go faster? I know a Tucker like you. You skipped all of the other weapons darn you. What are you trying to say? Are you fucking kidding me. By which I mean 80543 maybe its ur uniform if u have one or the just flat out bitchs Oh I will I think it's in season two when Ryan gets a medical card and Wilfred is *still* smoking out of that Gatorade bottle Should this not have a NSFW tag? "Separation or church and state applies only to non-Christians, it says so right here In the bible. . You could be some inspirational super hero, with no special powers, except a good message that it's okay to be different! And I thought you were a melon... Gas? I shouldn't like this as much as I do. Since when did I gain a fetish for Hawaiian shirts! Couldn't you like Skype them. Science is fucking hamsters Ah, now it makes sense. I've never seen that movie. Incidentally, that was the year I was born. Got 19/20, I just missed Marowak. You start it, I'll follow. Closely. Nevermind rotating the earth backwards but flying faster than the speed of light is what defines overpowered for me First time back on this sub, dinosaurs still on the front page My daughter used to have some kind of attatchment to empty shampoo bottles. You were putting your life in your hands when trying to get into the shower. When I asked "Why don't you throw these away?" she said "I just can't"!! Saying goodbye to your girlfriends dad while trying to sneak out of their house undetected, but then he comes home from work... you just had sex with his daughter and he knows . I'm relatively new to Reddit and all, but it pisses me off to know that people deliberately repost shit He created his channel around September of 2011. Yeah right... "awesome"... Don't miss out on the Sanctuary Wine Charms! I didn't think it was possible, but I am gayer having seen those. Kryptonite... It did not ruin the game at all. Saying otherwise is completely ridiculous The red one pictured on the site is pretty ugly. Mine is blue. But thanks for the constructive criticism. I JUST read up about it on the wikiped, apparently the new season is to be set at a mental institution in the 1960's with completely different characters Yeah.... Girlfriend.... My thoughts exactly I'm not sure what else you want to know. It's pretty much there in the post. Flashed with newest fw, modem turned off, now won't come on. I didn't mention reading the back of the box and petting a puppy because I didn't want to sound condescending, but apparently that didn't matter to you, so I should probably edit my first post. Pontiac is north of Detroit. This is one of the few replies that hasn't made me Sivir It's probably because bars are a fine place for gentlemen to weep over broken relationships. Hence, you dont really want to get reminded of wedding themed stuff. Especially not by a coaster Well that didn't sound creepy as hell.... O wait it did. It's a little hard to be nuanced when the other side has Fox News as their mouthpiece. This is only the third time I've seen this video on reddit female Garen Yes, I would like to know that, too. It sure as hell wasn´t me! I didn't know about this when I made this account... The shape of her face reminds me of TheOddOne... # You were fisted once? Sir, probability does not work that way I want to kill them Initially friend-zoned... Anyone else bothered by the 30 A.D.? Installous...... 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Any chance you are the "girlfriend" the guy in the other thread talked about? Came here to say it You want a lizard dick? well i'm withdrawing right now and all i can say is . Dat face >you made me for a sec. Male Katarina Some guy called me a slut for telling him he should move to the other side of the lane before dev hooks him.... Oh wait that's normal Decided to check it out... I tune into a guy not moving for a minute, and then the person recording putting up stupid youtube videos... > Bruce Redd McConkie (July 29, 1915 – April 19, 1985) was a member of the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (LDS Church) from 1972 until his death. McConkie was a member of the First Council of the Seventy of the LDS Church from 1946 until his calling to the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles. Seriously....what.the.fuck. Tja,lang lang er - heute liegt er bei 3,60 DM wenn man es umrechnet Muslim Brotherhood, right? Don't forget Coleman, who was too busy playing Three Stooges all by himself to tackle Cruz when he was *right there*. Massive, crippling debt? Sounds like we need a new billion dollar project! Filming in the woman's bathroom I'm a nutrition major (who's lost over 85 lbs).. if you think this is frustrating, you should head over to the ketosis circle jerk that is r/loseit.. most have Zero clue what the fuck they're talking about, spout bullshit, and assert that the only way to lose weight is to eat no carbohydrates.. fucking surprised I'm still subscribed No comments how mean No comments how mean Too late. I can't believe it was still alive. >Christians don't believe in thestrals The only thing I didn't like about the legend of korra from it's predecessor (The last airbender) was that lack of 20 chapters (episodes) per book (season) I might be alone here, but making cookies that are supposed to resemble any kind of poop is just... no. 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I hope they were at least international visitors... probably not, though. I see that you, OP, have also shaved thy crotch like me... we should compare... XD You know why And everyone downvoted you for not getting the reference But I'm guessing the organisers aren't going to be giving competitors 47% of their money back What's the point in writing "dear xxx" and then posting to an atheist forum? Gee, thanks but I'll pass When your in the mud or in a pool. You already look like you shit in your pants. So go ahead and release Well... It could be a self portrait. Whenever I pee my piss never touches the damn bowl * .* Weird, I read your comment and kept preparing myself for level 11. I got a "game complete" screen after level 10. An IQ test written in Ebonics based on black culture is surely the answer... I was listening to that song as I read this. Maybe I should rethink my life. # ###### [](/x40) There are a wealth of methods to practice to have a lucid dream. These include WILD,DILD,WBTB and MILD. Type these into google and find out from the various tutorials. BTW next time, check google for some tutorials before coming to this subreddit for help Lol! This is awesome! I tried to squeeze past a coworker sitting in a chair in the office last week and smacked him in the back of the head with my belly. "We don't allow no smoking in our house" The McDonald's in my hometown had to be closed temporarily on account of maggots in the coffee grounds. Dude.. Yes, really Come on you wouldn't go for the Asian chick ? I had no idea there was one, either I went to all the worse case scenarios.. Now I'm scared The babies were having sex. Yay you did me!....Although that name is practically the antithesis of me . If you do not want to be insulted than by all means refrain from making yourself a target, if I am taking a shower while ranting than I suppose you just walked into the wrong bathroom It's a Futurama quote. I just too many letters. Worlds first sex dolls... Relevant username? I spent my first night in a hole in the ground, checking intermittently if the sun had come up. Turns out creepers don't burn to death and I was blown up within seconds of leaving my hole. Once I respawned I dug myself a hole in the side of a cliff and stayed on top of a pillar until it was habitable. For some reason this is still my main base Once? Wish I could upvote your comment more than once Haha, I just had to go there! XD But yeah, she put on WAY TOO MUCH that made her looking like a prostitute. Or like I just said...Asian Cruella de Vil. XD Someone thought I was 40 years old from one of my pictures. I'm goddamned 20 ** ** I am the liquor Evangelical Christian summer camp. All summer, age 12-16. Thanks, Mom and Dad! I was the first one to move into my house for the second term of summer classes, so I was alone :( my Shabbat candle box lied, so I had to wait for hours for them to burn out so I could go to bed. i deserve a full blown . ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ! Yes, the rest of us... I usually just browse all.... But I can recommend staying away from r sexwithdogs . Was browsing new and clicked before checking subreddit and cannot ever unsee. :(. That was months ago and seriously, I'm pretty open minded but WTF??? um...okay? le Still happens. Some big man went around asking everyone if they wanked, and he was suddenly weirded out by the answer. *What did you expect? * ಠ_ಠ! ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ! What up Coyotes!? You guys gave a hell of a run in the playoffs :) I like the style- I wish I could pull off a cute look while wearing any hat. Hats make me look goofy It's behind a paywall. A 4 years old JPL paper that's not publicly available. Sounds like the account holder is a bit of a jack ass. Oh wait, that's standard for the gay community. Just ignore them until they go away or send a dick pic. Let's share notes and pictures... That and advice on shaving the ass and the crotch, as it was a pain when I did it the first time :U I've still only done it once... Shaving that is... I still have my V card... ... Not sure if OP is joking... Why was that link purple for me................... I'm glad you weren't the redhead YES MOTHERFUCKER, I DO! I just don't like mayo nor bacon. too bad some noob mixed our flaked corn in with our grain Your use of the word "improved" is.. *suspect* # [* *](/magikarp) [*ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ](/psydolan) [*`ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ `*](/algazm2) But spiderman doesn't wear red chucks. Where is it i cant find it Just put $20 in my truck and the needle barely moved an 1/8 MEGAMAID That low RAM + little tires. It had so much potential Why is a medical man wearing a fucking balance wristband? Namely, Latin is awesome. There is other dead language that is worth teaching; *I'm looking at you, Te Reo Maori. * This is so beautifully rendered and all...but why do they look so satisfied? op delivered, but wrong address Urgot Teemo **Genital Wizard** I don't dare ask what any of your moves are. at first i read "pornography" club. i was like "WAT " Dump his ass, pikachu's a mouse >I'm on to you photosonny That is clearly icing in that last picture. There is a lube made to look and feel specifically like cum and they're using icing. Things like this always remind me of my college dorm experience. When deciding a room for you, they ask for music preferences. On the list, they had Metal, Hiphop, Rock, Country, several subgenres of each, and then at the bottom: "Classical/Jazz". I see you have been browsing /r/spacedicks. "Holy shit this is amaz..... Wow fuck that Ahri." - Myself as the video was ending. It is one This was my favorite part: "All indications are that under Butch Davis, the [Miami] football program is cleaning up its act". ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ very funny Water*polo* ... Jeez Is her butt actually touching the back wall? Ughhhh... Camouflage dildo? Am I the only one who read his comment in Samuel L Jacksons voice??  I have no fucking idea . I believe hupeople is the correct plural. Octupuses octopi octopodes Oh God.... And that's either a really teeny camera or a really... Spacious cavern I'm scared of some of you cum box Dark souls I dream of a day I don't have to include NSFW on a link to a webpage with a topless woman on it... There is a penis shaped smoke cloud on the second panel on image 5. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ EXCUSE ME SIR, You aren't *only* 5' 6'' Mine look like Hands - pretty self-explanatory. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I will likely never tell my parents that I smoke. But last night I could have SWORN I overheard my mom's friend say "mary jane" when handing her a birthday tea tin. What's the point of rules then , they don't buy there way to get there No. For gaming mice the only things I think are important are a comfortable shape, good clicking action (not too hard not too soft, correct angle of motion so your fingers don't get tired), and a reliable laser that doesn't spaz out when you lift the mouse a millimetre off the table (some razor mice ) [](/sbstare " ") Alex IS young so no naughty thoughts! I read "like a huge turd" ...I'm a terrible person. Is no one going to comment on this? smearing... what kind of shit? Cheers. Damn iPhone autocorrect Im more so disturbed by the amount of people who find this not disturbing.... Esas señoras en las esquinas quieren ver al país arder I took a job delivering pizza by motorcycle in London. Got hit by a different taxi every fucking day! Quit after third day without collecting wages. (2 x from boss was enough). I didn't ride again for many years. why did you have to remind me of that ლ( ლ) Dolan... Fish are people too!! I feel this same way with a Southern family. I used to be obese, like 280 pounds at 5'11". When I got down to 210 at 6'0", I was still quite overweight, but everyone would always harp on me to "eat a biscuit! you're way too skinny!" My friends seriously sat me down for a talk because they thought I was anorexic after I stopped getting thirds and fourths at buffets. I leveled off at 180 pounds and have been this way for 6 years now, I feel like I'm at a pretty normal weight. He used Springtomize 2. Attended a prerelease -got an awful pool, Rares were 2 lands,Hellion Crucible,the red giant thing ,Super expensive green ramp spell,and Vampire Nocturnus(hes not very good in limited). Some guy's daughter pulled Nicol Bolas,Krenko,Yeva,thundermaw hellkite,and Vampire Nocturnus Uhhh where the fuck is MY copy!!! But not of consenting mental capacity Seriously .You dont really go to church ?! its a karma marketing strategy If the economy system was actually there for fun you could destroy a town economy then revive it in no time. If only...Bethesda You see, if you switched the roles around so you were the guy and he is the girl you suddenly turn into a perverted rapist. When I was in 4th grade, a girl threatened to have her period on me. Shut me the fuck up, it did. That wasn't crappy at all, you lying douche. "It can only be used once" - Yeah, that'll teach people to be mindful of waste I apologize That store is part of the cancer that kills the internet ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Since when do Jets not exist? that being said I think it would be useless in a cage I was wondering if he's sick.... Probably not feeling good. Yeah. I can see how that's similar... > Legally changed her name to Lights Anivia. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ to be a cock? wat I never understood why people say marriage is a religious institution, coming from a fantasy author it's even weirder. A. Marriage has been around since the only and dominant religions were polytheist, essentially the idea or word of a single god was simply not in the human psyche. B. you essentially create whole worlds as an author where there is marriage but the concept of religion is vastly different to anything on earth. A good example being mistborn to what god are they exactly pledging to since the main known god is dead. I thought you said "in short." I read the name as r/manasshole at first, and was like, "oh, very funny ". Then I saw it said "spacedicks" and I was thinking "that's a horrible troll; disguise a subreddit no one wants to see with a subreddit no one wants to see? Stupid." I know that is true, but I would like to have a plan and not be a deer in the headlights. Why is everyone telling that "their friends" did something? I believe I speak for most of reddit when I say I know who did this (meaning I know it's you littlemonky) Preproduction is the phase where you solve as many problems as you can, to get things ready for production - ideally you know what your game will look and play like, you just need to make it. That's very fuzzy, I know, but that's the intent. Many teams don't have a real preproduction step... they do some prototyping, but still have unknowns and risks, leading to what mkawick describes - adding stuff right up until shipping. It's tough to be disciplined with this, and it can be very misleading if you make good looking prototypes - you find managers look at a pretty prototype and say "Wow, so you're almost done!" *"Concealed Carry Magazine pays $100 each for true personal experiences told by USCCA members."* 140$ would get me like 8 grams. Pedophile. Immer auf die kleinen ! Merkel und ihre gägsterbande stopfen sich die Tasche voll,unterstützen die Firmen,so das die Taschen immer praller werden ! Der Clou an der ganzen Sache ist ja,sich selber jede 5 Monate die Diäten erhöhen Merkel liegt bei mittlerweile 26700€ pro Monat ohne spesenzulage ! Und anderen Sozialhilfe Empfängern (ALG2) u.s.w vorschreiben ,mit wie viel Geld man in einem Monat überleben sollen ! Ne ne Frau Merkel - da sollte man schon mit einem guten Beispiel voran gehen ! Pfui,die Politiker sollten sich etwas schämen,den ist es doch egal ob Benzin 1,54 € oder 1,95€ kostet bei den fetten prallen Gehältern das die sich einstecken von unseren Steuergeledern ! Vor allem Leute die arbeiten,müssen beim Staat noch anklopfen weil es durch die vollzeitarbeitsstelle nicht ausreicht ! Armes Deutschland ! The first few days, fapping must have hurt like hell She looks like she is 12 or 13 Not at all, and neither should a college education. Just because you got a degree, can drive well, or can sing well, doesn't make you a more significant contribution to history (unless, apparently, you are Chris Brown, then your talent cancels out all your sins) . Asks if main character is dead,asks that no one spoil anything > " " so you're telling me REDDIT IS JUST A PORN FILTER Totally safe for work Redditor for 22 hours With a calf? That's funny, as you're participating in ruining the standards. Dafuq is in the background? ...or you know, don't trade him That was... Disturbing ????? Yeah! He only committed his entire life to the sport so far, had the Prime Minister, many celebrities, and his close family and friends watching along with millions of viewers at home, and the pressure of being the first Brit in a Wimbledon final for 70 years. Why would he cry? Hahahaha lol why use both one after the other That includes "lakes" that are 22.4 meters to a side. the strong ones So what you're saying is that an AMD core with a clock speed of. 4.5 GHz is going to be slower than an Intel core with a clock speed of 2.1 GHz? I had 07 Jetta GLI oil light come on. I checked the dip stick to find zero oil. The oil was changed 5 months prior. It only had 32k mi. This was posted on Facebook before it was posted here i laughed really hard My dentist asked me if *I* wanted to be a dentist while drilling cavities Oh god my joke was ruined Teen Titans? That a large buttocks does nothing for a guy, and they like their women with huge breasts. Turns out not to be entirely true. There is only one Holy Grail pizza crust and flax doesn't make the cut. The only pictures I have it on. Are less... Mild I just never realized it was so much of a choice. I thought it was something all girls do, and must do. It was a lie. Not yet, got a whole bunch of stuff from IT fair , but my scanner is fired. (ﾉ ) ﾉ ┻━┻ Rubber cement,2 glue sticks (purple) and 7 wine corks. Only eat 6 corks, just in case. Where is your sense of adventure? Just click it. You didn't do much drinking because you had to drive? Much drinking...drive... ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ From Canada here, we have universal health care, and still wouldn't touch that. That pose. ...because someone has to ask... Art thou gay good sir? please...? Or bi? Or just bored? XD btw that's ridiculously awesome... THAT IS ALL AND SORRY I I MAKE YOU FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE :C Flash. . Sincerely, an apple mobile user. 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Bush was so against the Iraq War, he ended it twice! Yes, and it's **exactly** the same situation we were in during 2010. Like nothing at all has changed or happened to the economy in 2 years, at all. So yea, it would make **no** sense for Obama to think critically and evolve his position based on his perception of the needs of the country. \#8 Describes hot and cold aisles but shows a picture of a bunch of electrical conduit... I'm only 5'2. And I will be doing cardio, and weightlifting plus a modified diet to get the extra pounds off. You dont even know the first thing about being an ent. Please unsubscribe from r/trees. "disruley" How do you all get away with this.. What a whore move gabe. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ :D how do you know my wife? Getting stood up on a date. Its like a bucket of cold water poured on you, then being tossed into a room with a sitcom laugh track on loop. You look fine to me... and not the, "hey baby you be lookin' fine", fine, but the, "no, you're not ugly and look pretty fine". Although, the lighting in the picture is poor as well as the quality, and there is something obscuring part of it. For all I know maybe you have three arms. What are you hiding from us? > first the in leona's skin and now this, riot is fucking with our minds good god ali... I like how I can send a tiny box to Hawaii for less than I can send it to myself. Cash... **ಠ_ಠ**^** ** ** ** All it was, was a friendly junk grab. I don't think the look of shock on his face was very warranted. Oh God, sex ed didn't prepare me for this. Why is it pointing at me, what...does it want? It just keeps getting worse and worse A hot air balloon accident near Alice Springs, Australia kills 13.... Stop postulating. thanks for finding an original post... TIL people think it's cool to not wash themselves for months at a time. PC, PS3, 360 Maybe he's In disguise and the computer is some sort of portal Great thing to do during the heat wave. Obligatory a guy who can ban 99 champs in champ select.... Ahaha, yeah I didn't know until someone pointed it out either. I think it was pointed out really casually too like, "haha that's funny, too bad [he was dieing] (/spoiler). Was just like My name is Kim, and somehow I have gotten the nick "killer -k" I bought my ex-girlfriend a laptop for Chrismas.A month later, I caught her in bed with a guy. ThatsTheJoke.jpg ~~ ~~ Clearly I don't know how to work links Originality. You don't need to defrag anything with solid state memory I thought this was generally understood... My ringtone is "Mulatto Butts" from Archer, which goes from 0 to at the first clear, ringing cry of "MULATTO BUTTS!" poul? I only really speak English and it takes my mind a second to realize that other people aren't speaking English. So my face always looks like until I realize they're bilingual. 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I would. I read a lot. Is herobrine the zombie lord? Who's to say that it's the dogs poo on the condoms seriously That is EXACTLY why it would work well in Britain. Well that really depends on your sexual orientation you're the lucky ones. I get 'error 3005' if I don't get 'error creating d3d device'. ...and no help from Blizzard. ...no refund. I cant even play. But not this time.... I think. Using **Instagram** really adds to the deformity of her leg. Cute Kitten, user name however.... My grandparents gave us all my grandfather's old books. They were erotic books. Why the hell are all your animals so happy lookin Is this repost? I don't think so! Yet reposts keep getting all the karma, while original content drown in downvotes... scumbag reddit... I'm okay without a giant eyeball on my tits... No one rustles my jimmies like that and gets away with it... You're one to talk. "spro"? ... ** ** Bohemian Rack City... I hope this was just a trolling. I see why chocolate ice cream is more loved . How do you know it came from HER waste basket? It was a reference, but it is also true It is purple Is he wearing underwear under his swimsuit? I really didn't want that song in my head tonight... You wrote in direct response to what I wrote: "Don't you judge me for wanting to have sex with 5 year olds, they're physically capable of bearing children! " It's called a mouse... wat... Ron Howard is awesome until he introduces you to his creepy brother Eat Fresh Local couple named their kid Dutch Danger. It's a strain of weed. ...level 11 Graphic Design. I know because I've been applying for them, and some have even asking for a masters and PhD. While I am a rabid history fan and think the poster is clever, I can't get over the grammar. Someone doesn't "make" a song, they compose it. This is the fourth time I've seen this video on reddit in the past month. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Yet, they spelled 'inconvenience' perfectly. 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New proposals require both a bathroom and kitchenette. Lots of singles or 2 person renters would like an opportunity to live in Manhattan for a cheaper price. What's with this hipster bullshit? If anything, the hipsters are in the other boroughs, or borough, Brooklyn. I didn't mean for upvotes. Arggghhhhhh~ 24 hour marathon? I do that for fun Just too broad. Don't do that one thing you're going to plan to do ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ . The pamphlet looks like it's been made in the '70s ಠ_ಠ He's a moron for pointing out that you're wrong. potato11teen, I think you forgot to include this: is that Roma Theft Auto next to it? wait so in resident evil 4 when the enemies chanted "cojelo cojelo cojelo" it means they wanted to fuck me? This was discussed a day or two ago you faggot  " " Teemo Shroom...4. I do that ... Then I pull the handbrake! (no brake lights) Did he just call you lazy despite the fact he didn't want to play? Why go see the pyramids in egypt when we built a modern, cooler one in vegas? yes, i enjoy smoking oregano. Unfortunately, you'll find more _Harry_ Potter fans here >you're a waste of money. He kept spamming that spinning backfist all across the mat at the OPEN workouts. I was like ...your gonna try that Chael? My father has a friend that name there child Titsicka thing is their last name is Milks so her name is Titsicka Milks. every fucking thursday night during the winter at my university, the skanks and douchebags going out clubbing completely block the union doors because they're too cold to wait outside for the bus off campus to the clubs. my girlfriend and i were trying to get through one night and we're politely saying excuse me and tapping people on the shoulder to get by. Some bitch with enough makeup to join the circus decides to open her trap and says "you're excused...cunt!" like she's too good to move over. I turned around and gave her the for a few seconds...and then bitch slapped that ho. best part was seeing everyone around her crack up. most satisfying college experience yet I don't think so. I hope not . My nephew is mostly a happy kid. A few tantrums here and there so I don't think he's being possessed. I just think my nephew has a sixth sense. He acts very strange at my brothers house and will now not go there without an extreme fight. My sister thinks he sees someone there that is evil The same safety rule violated twice. I wtf'd at "she was already sexually active, so it's not as if I took advantage of her". Because it's not [statutory] rape unless she was a virgin, right? I had to keep spinning the iPad to see it.. Somehow I'm not surprised. What have I just done... THAT'S what you would do? You need to get the hell off mfa I don't think Jaedong and Bisu ever played on The Hunters The *whole article* is about doing the math. When commenting, tap the triangle at the top, scroll to the side, and tap the eyes. See, piece of cake. LoL, I could see how that could be a problem. If I did that something in me would be very upset with my performance and I would dwell on it all night till the next run. Then I would punish myself.... uses a kamikaze attack against Hitler Terreria is by minecraft. Or watching the scene with borat chasing the other guy with a dildo. With your parents. . ** ** I totally dreamt about a guy at work (girl here), and that we were dating and he was really considerate and loving. I admired him from afar the next day at work and after about 5 minutes of watching him I was reminded he was a complete ass. stupid "technological mishaps" . Hopefully they get back in the studio together Thaaaaaaanks for that Well, I thought you were kinda funny... Probably because it can't breathe... Oh my god. This is /r/spacedicks condensed Tanks never do their job in my group...then they blame it on me and i'm doing more dps than them >Nvidia are the worst and most terrible tech company I know of I was , then I saw the username. Nigga whats wrong with motherless hmm You save up for a gaming pc, but not to get games for it. I find your username offensive. Okay, nevermind. That's enough. Oh god. I've been to game in Montreal. It's nice, not a lot of ambiance since the Habs were 14th in the east at that time ... there were more ambiance in the pre-season game against Dallas I knew I had to sleep...but did I click on the link? Yes... You wanna watch shark week the one week you're bleeding.. > Another classic: controller failure, you pack out the spare and it's fucking DOA. From that day on, I've been in paranoia mode about testing and re-testing every single piece of spare hardware. I'm never trusting in QA again. or vote for the party who wants to make homosexuality illegal........ Should we cheer the Bolsheviks for providing free healthcare to poor Russians? Thats like telling someone whose afraid of clowns to go to the circus and they'll get over it. . I Still have nightmares Don't ask questions you don't Want the answers to Oh yeah, she's my best-friend. But sometimes I feel like whacking her upside the head when she says that. Instead I give her a look. xD Got the e-mail saying moodle was now mobile friendly. I check it out using my android phone and it loads without any optimizations for mobile, go figure. Dammit! I spelled it right the first time and second guessed myself. Little girl on the lefts face, No. I'm not sure how to interpret this... FunnyJunk CP "he's"? I thought it was a girl. Jessica, it feels like your alost sister of mine hahaha xD everytime i want to type a comment i see that you already wrote the excact same thing hahaha xD it's kanda creeping me out though Holy shit how did I not notice this before the comments?? (Oh because I couldn't take my eyes off the fucking breaks) I had a 3.5 inch deep core intercooler that was 6 or 8 inches wider then this thing's IC on my two and a half liter sentra. I can understand wanting a faster spool and less pressure drop but honestly wtf is this?? That is the ugliest bellybutton I have ever seen. 250k XP (+whatever the dungeon gets you) in 15mins, so that's at least 2PA per hour, and you are advocating farming invasion mobs on EI for **one** PA level every **1-2** hours? You crashed all the Reddit bots with your paradox. Great job Why the hell does he own a set of fake boobs in the first place? "preferably want something i can store on so if it gets deleted from my PC i can just re-download it from said site" - Well i am still watching this since it's a report What they are doing with the new macs is almost the last straw for this customer. I have been using Apple computers since before Mac days too. . I can't afford to upgrade my whole computer every few years and keep my machines for five years plus, upgrading as I go. I've actually spoken to cops after a theft has occurred and it's at the bottom of their priority list Reddit doesn't mind if you shit in a stove, but get the FUCK outta here, puppy kicker. I too will be 25 in a month. Doppelganger? They are exactly cutepolish's design Why do you exist A quick google search revels dem eyes. I accidentally read that as "butt fuck". [*da fak?* **idk** ~~dae til mfw~~ ` `](//#iphone) What movie? A raise that ended up in more taxes thus less money. First, relevant name, secondly that's not even the joke Agreed. Youthful disenfranchised rebellion is not something that can be purchased at a corporate franchise. >A raise that ended up in more taxes thus less money. Hooray for crypto-racism... That's just unacceptable. >12,0 ,401 If it's an Arizona *again*, I'm going to be so pi........... ........*uptoke* Lol yeah. I was super stoked to see the cover and then it loaded and I was just like "oh...... " My roommate has had a girlfriend for 2 years. I don't mind when she comes over, except for the times where they totally disregard the fact that their door is open and she is really loud during sex, creating some truly awkward situations for me. Oooooo, didn't see that one coming My little brother got his first phone at 10, and it was an iPhone I know a group went with my Welsh class to the US and were told that Wales is a county in England. the in the titles on this sub-reddit looks like he really needs to get some sleep Comic sans It would be funny if he lit it on fire at the end. I said "thingy" once in our architecture studio, and got a stern I must be getting old. All I thought of was Party of 5 I wouldn't be happy if someone like her made it to the moon before me . Kurt and Guude, I'm still waiting for those Bolo videos That's.....well I don't know how to respond to that. I hope this isn't about Chinese learning... Christian anarchist.... Said the same thing at December 2008 show at Key Arena in Seattle . Those disconnects I can see why someone would downvote the post instead of adding to the discussion. Imagine if the iron golems turned rouge. So this is why all the stall doors are always broken. who said I'm a he.. Do I see some Megablocks? wut ** ** I hate when bars list their beers under two categories: **domestic** and **imported**. Then when I order an American beer (most commonly Sam Adams at these types of places), I get charged for an import ** ** Because that's obviously a phrase that you'd have in your head ready for recall at all times. Aargh, hadn't turned on my PS3 in a couple of weeks, then I brought it with me to my parents' house. Wanted the weapons pack for Alice: Madness Returns, so I tried to fire up my PS3 and buy it on their slow Internet connection. Nope, had to spend an hour downloading some system update before I could get on PSN. The actual DLC was like 70K. I don't understand... He gave the packers a C to go 15-1 and the vikings a C+ to finish in last place What really made me cringe was the fact that in the paragraph, she only managed to have one word lower cased.."i". ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Especially the naked dude holding his junk while a horse licks him. She wants you. Dat username Then I am now forced to **dislike** you . Make sure to breath out... what is now know'd, cannot be unknow'd Didn't know my are phone was about to turn a different color! makes me think of end world stuff If you ever end up breaking your arm... You posted this exact question twice... I've had a few DM buddies fill their steel tanks there only to find the air they used was moist. I will never fill my tanks there "5. Theres a jungler" No, because there's a high chance you're lying and trolling, and do I look like Karmanaut? She called it a blunt? 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Breaking window is one thing, but taser and beating an unarmed civilian. Just WTF I really don't want to know what type of action $75 buys... 1000+ up votes, ~300 video views at the time of this post. Do go on You have done well young Jedi I checked Lol... It's very obviously bird ಠ_ಠ those eyes hahaha [` `](//#staredole-d) My dentist stabbed my gums multiple times and admitted to it, it got infected, and then he charged me to clear up the infection. I now have a new dentist My dentist ate my cat That's how my dad is... so my grandma moved next door... This happened to me yesterday... Low skill cap... So did I Someone on the chat? Sounds like a personal friend of Sean's that knows something the rest of us don't. Im there right now and fuck ლ( ლ) trying to fight 5 tribals or hillbillies at once ive never lost so much health at once and i have fully repaired enclave hellfire armor Put away the phone... Use your eyes... Awesome work That's not my name... 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I clicked on this then thought "Why in da hell do i want to see hitler jacking it." Most men wouldn't not ask such a question and just accept the fact that a female is interested in their penis in general. Regardless, why shouldn't I be interested? You are way behind, it's probably been 5 years since I first saw that... ಠ_ಠ . The things I've seen... The things I've seen... ಠ_ಠ Real girls are photoshopped yeah. Look at them hips man. One guy one screwdriver, just don't That ring has better stats than most items on my barb I go to one of the United States' top 20 universities; there are creationists in my class. Oh God, poor baby. That shit was sobering. Well to be fair the "just" was used the proper way. But yeah "le" **ಠ_ಠ**^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ No, that makes you an idiot. Good job being an observer. Not gonna get much use out of that hand... shockingly, this turns me on NO! Just... Just no. its 2:30 here, i have work at 6am I have the exact same jeans. Not surprised what so ever by this information.... All right They cut Glorfindel out for her Australians? Racist? Noooooooooo, of course not. "In a way, illegals shouldn't be voting?" ... Are you fucking serious? They should not be voting at all! Voting, by law, is reserved for citizens. Ja, det är ju inte som att registret över tattare och zigenare som norska regeringen införde på 30talet kom i orätta händer... ...that reflection might be blurry but....are you not wearing pants. Name: Smokingbluntsallday WHAT DAH EYHF? She was 13 A friend of mine recently left her fundy church because she was leaving her husband and it was frowned upon. The straw that broke the camel's back: When she asked an older woman in the church what she should do, because she was so miserable in her marriage that she would break down into tears randomly, she was told, "You should take a shower. That way, when you cry, your kids can't see you." if you respond... they will see you Yes, thanks for being one of those team players Suuuurrrrreee... *Kung-Fu ou Ferrero Roché* Isn't impersonating a police officer a felony ? C'mon, dude. We're here to see some **bags**. [](/a06 " ") I hope they do, too. My roommate is moving out in a week and he announced a few days ago he had downloaded our datacap up to 54%. This is after he gave away our wireless password to our neighbors without asking. Oh, trust me, I right along with you here. My mom made some horrible decisions in her life, the pot at age 7 was far from the worst thing she did to me (LSD, shrooms, and booze at age 8 come to mind). I can't be mad at her though, she did what she truly thought was right, she was just wrong about what was right. I would NEVER do anything like that with my son, I learned from her mistakes. Now, if I were to catch him with a bag of weed, as long as there was a "-teen" at the end of his age, I wouldn't flip out. ///\\\///\\\ ///\\\///\\\ ya, sure you did..... What the actual... >But I did really want that Xbox Men please also note: the removal of the testicles decreases risk of testicular cancer by almost 100% Feel free to detect the sarcasm Totally fake. What in the fuck did I just look at? Haha xD when did this become a comparison between any of that? We are talking about the question stated first right? I'm not talking about the i5, architecture or any of that at this moment! I get off of r/nosleep in the hopes of getting some sleep and forgetting what I read there and come across this. False, the majority of storm troopers are not cloned from Jango Fett. True story: my little sister actually did this once, when she was about two years old. Completely accidental, and no one realized what was happening until she was walking around with a dead kitten in her hands asking why it wouldn't play. :'( We never told her about it, because she loves animals and would've been devastated. But I kept a close eye on her for a while after that. Excavating? what were the stats on it? Cause I remember selling a belt 3M... She has butt balloons Hmmm , sorry but I'm no fan of the nasty factory packing grease that comes on chains. Good lubricant or not it attracts a lot of grime especially on mountain bikes and cross bikes, plus it has a habit of turning black really quickly. The best way to remove it is to toss your chain in a solvent tank or bio bike cleaning station, but unfortunately not everyone has access to these. I have a handy little trick that I use at home and on the road for cleaning chains. Don't do an Elmo theme party... its expensive I have no idea I have burn marks on my arm (stupidly done during a bad depressive panic attack in my teens) and while I was cashiering a lady saw the marks and said out loud, "OMG, what's wrong with your arm? What happened?" I replied, "I got them because I didn't know how to mind my own business ". I know it seems rude on my part, but I thought it was rude for her to point that out in front of everybody. Dammit Mae... just when I thought Lotus Births couldn't get any worse... you go and say something like that... dude... just... man... Just . . . ignore that hat he's wearing | People make me Heh, didn't think about how foxes smell, but it makes sense; my current dog loves to roll around in areas where foxes have peed, and she always returns smelling skunky ( ). That smell usually wears off though, quite unlike actual skunk spray. I can smell just fine, but I'm sure I would adjust to the smell just fine. I certainly wouldn't get one now, though; my dog has a STRONG predatory instinct, and if it's not a dog or a human, she considers it potential prey. She's never seen a fox before, but I wouldn't take the chance. Alzheimer forschung ? Wer weiß eventuell ja Glaube nicht dran das google+ an facebooks Erfolg anknüpfen kann ! That is my aunt good sir "Fohla de S. Paulo" That's enough internet for today. wait, he didn't say th.. oooooohhhh... After sacrificing Lydia, I got married. She was there. Liminality dad jeans? I like the fact that you said **us** map junkies. Yet all the posts in this subreddit were submitted by you . No offense, just thought it was funny! The fact that something like that is posted on a public place is enough to make their "depression" a fake one. Depressed people hide it... and that's usually the problem august 15, 1995... the day I was born You're adorable... And so is your... tusk...? Strange you would say that, after you spent a bit of time writing quite the article to "prove me wrong". After seeing these responses I'm reconsidering whether this would be a good idea the poor children... What ever do you mean, there has been no advertisement or news about it anywhere . . . Dude, clean out your spam folder. exactly, the last episode was 'to be continued' Witch are you fucking kidding me. you don't know that's It is "which". please finish the third grade before making more comics. Dam it, I laughed. I know this is a little off-topic but...is that The Living Tombstone in a bunny suit? I didn't know it had a name... Don't bring them to parties 135 shares HE DIDN'T EVEN TAKE THE DAMN THING. Dafuq? Dat username Another batch of self-control-deficient Redditors who think Reddit is a secret club and find the "soul gambit" humorous. And the panel under that "And then I suck it again"..... Makes you wonder what happened in the missing panel Well then... Christian here... This argument is illogical Spock, many of my kind use reason... Just not the crazy steriotypical Catholics or Crazy Baptists or whatever other radical sect you choose (note, there actually ARE normal ones). I hate how many (NOT ALL) atheists accuse ALL Christians of being stupid (to paraphrase). I'm Christian AND I believe in evolution. I want to become a doctor. I'm gay. Medicine is not a substitue for faith (christain science nuts) MANY OF US ARE NORMAL. That is all. Umm, because it's quicker, and probably less painful. apparently it's their lowest price Except my friend. ^ Who are you to judge God perfect moral standard? It's we that need to renew our way of thinking! Suuuuuuure.. Snuggling.... NEW FAVORITE WORD: 'd According to my dad, heaven is a place where you get to be in church 24/7. When he told me that I had this exact face on: Only one thing really needs to be done; So when I was shocked I could say, "I don't know what I was expecting..." or nintendo did it I swear it took me an hour to read the bottom line. Child labor? From who yeah and while i'm at it i'll add some more compressor blades...except jet engines aren't allowed for ultralight and light sport aircraft Why would you do that? Wait... you met up with her at an elementary school? Was it because she wasn't allowed to leave school grounds? y u stalk me You are wrong on so many levels. Thank you, that's it! It left out the part about burning your house down after though Is that the sound when something goes over someone's head? yeah...i was very confused when i first came here and this asshat harassing the op for asking for help was the most upvoted comment in the thread. how did at least 6 of you guys find "hurr durr adults use protection you're clearly not an adult even though you're asking us for information on protection hurr durr" the most helpful comment in the entire post? ლ( ლ) Stop and go traffic is not driving I read this as funny 9/11 stories... . so, the average age of our 2 backup PGs is 37... I wasn't on my period but one of my friends told me she was on her period before we went swimming and she told me she didn't had tampons, me and her brother went to the pool while she tried to find some, later on she comes and jumps in the pool with us, I asked her if she found some, she said she didn't and decided to wear her pad to the pool I did think it was a bit fishy (no pun, because it's a mammal ) as the porpoise, supposedly a victim of illegal whaling, found itself on a stainless steel table in what looks to be a sterile room. Yes, apologies for the impromptu-imperfect initial rebuttal :P feel free to state all my imperfections and vulnerabilities, mind you when I'm annoyed I don't always proof my reddit posts. I should have learned by now, oh well. Yes, apologies for the impromptu-imperfect initial rebuttal :P feel free to state all my imperfections and vulnerabilities, mind you when I'm annoyed I don't always proof my reddit posts. I should have learned by now, oh well. I understand evolution, guess you could say I'm not a Neanderthal... I have taken AP biology and AP psychology, if you have any questions or inquiries, feel free to ask! I'll lick you from hole to hole Nice try, Katrina! You honestly think this is TrueReddit worthy? This is your idea of enjoying life? That's my grandma... Well I conceptualized that... Funny the falsies does nothing and looks like clear mascara on me! XP? El fanatismo ciego hacia amlo ahora por ebrad And her wiki says that she's a Roman Catholic... That image resolution. The name of the skill is Whimsy Sing out loud in the shower. I hate it when people think they know the lyrics from that song too, so they try to overpower my voice from across the shower. "so i can make people feel better" Now we know what Santa does the rest of the year... Poor poor elves Me too ... Don't you fucking dare They are your personal friends now. And where she poops. He has no flair and is offering codes... ** ** Yeah, Florida has "sharpshooter" George Parros ... edit: The pads are not even put the right way ... At first I was like , but then I was like :D It's either that or, arguably worse, a photo of a computer screen ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Just one and one on the way. I'm mildly appeased by our plans to have one more kid. My husband thinks (and has always thought) that we'd end up with 3 girls (because we're both alarmed at that idea) and says now that he would feel bad for a boy having two older sisters. For some reason he thinks that because he used to work on radio frequencies that all his boy sperm are irreversibly damaged. My biology degree makes this face at him but so far I'm being proven wrong, ha. You're just saying that because your name is PotatoPotahto, nickname Tater. Besides, potatoes are vegetables, and it would be a bad example to name a resuscitating doll after a vegetable Another slugger :D And playing recon Have you been stalking me? That was like 90% dudes. It takes you two entire pizzas to feel full? ummmm..... I've never shot anyone at Chuck E. Cheese... are.....are.....are those netbooks? Ctrl-F " " was not disappoint. E se il tizio avesse avuto una vera emergenza, per es la moglie stava per partorire in ospedale? People are still starving. Education is in the dumps. But here, have some condoms. That's more like the element of brutal honesty. *looks at name* My niece (14 at the time) and my cousin Amber (20 at the time) forced me to take them to see it. I stupidly think that they really wanted to see a ninja film for the martial arts or something. No. They sat there the whole time talking about how sexy Rain was and how he can "pour down on them anytime" . Before human growth and development my mother used to tell me that the name for a vagina was a front butt I believed her for the longest time. Good lord. Well, nice to see you took the high road ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ My siblings and I have the initials of KKK. Which my parents, who are immigrants, put on the license plate of our car. We live in dayton, Ohio You are not the only one... Not to mention all the humble bundles I keep getting Uh, I don't know what the point of that was, but as a white girl that's dated a Chinese guy, I actually wasted my time looking through all those to make sure neither of us was in any. A minute and a half I'll never get back. HA HA, SAVINGS! I agree with your idea for the skin remakes. I have PAX Sivir as well (Thank you, Reddit giveaways!), and when she runs, it's just...she's bowlegged. He just... watches it? Das die dauernd etwas ändern ist nichts neues,vor allem das jeder sehen kann S er sich angesehen hat,finde ich nun gar nicht gut Indeed, they mean it as a joke normally so I put on my best face but it always ends up cracking into a smile and when it does I die a little inside. I wish I wasnt so smiley. If someone is kicking you in the balls at least once a month you're doing this whole "life" thing wrong Nu asta te-am întrebat /r/letsnotmeet I...I have never heard this...and now I want to punch someone's teeth out. > The things my brother does when he's drunk Is it weird that I didn't see the woman in the aforementioned artwork? I saw some weird demented cartoon with massive legs pretending to suck a penis Ok, i dont know why i asked if its free if its called RES Pro, Pro, i should have know The odds just weren't in your favor were they fucking_raccoon.gif All while watching /r/picturesofdeadkids. Say bro, don't be talking down on Katy Perry okay. Wat? Seriously. We're not all **insane**. Obstinate. My mother always used to call me that. ................I'm on a custom ROM................ Opposition? She had him killed, not because he actually tried to force them apart, but merely because he thought it was a bad idea and said so? ಠ_ಠ.... I mean hilarious.... I mean .... The skimmer in my pool will suck down spiders, but they can stay down there for hours before drowning, so there are times I have to pull the skimmer basket out while dodging several spiders crawling around the lip of the basket. Most of them are covered in tiny air bubbles, so I picture them underwater occasionally pulling little air bubbles off their extremities to suck in some air. I find more alive, than dead. What is it with players and being obsessed with rape Why is this " "-worthy? Once I was at my friends house and I fell asleep upstairs. I woke up downstairs in his parents bed completely under his dad. it was cool though because I was ten and he isn't a pedophile. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ lava comes from the core of the planet. That's not what rare candies look like How very... Neutral.. of you. My mom claimed that I broke her laptop when I installed google chrome . I had a vasectomy about 6 years ago. The needle to the junk thing isn't that bad, just a slight pain. What was bad was the older female nurse telling me about how she lost her pubic hair the older she got while handling my junk. I'm just going to assume that every post here (except for mine) is OP and his various sock puppets. Well played, OP... but I won't be fooled! You wrote this yourself. Well he does um... suck...? > #### Benedict Arnold Pack It's more important to play good than to look good, everyone could learn that from us, esp you chicago Really? I couldn't tell by you directly responding to my comment. Thanks for clarifying! Swag, YOLO, slang is very annoying as well... Swag... *shivers* "Participate in a Community Choice vote on each day of the Summer Sale." All fap material in my brain. Well, it *is* an old website. I was thinking it actually wasn't that bad for its age. Then i saw the webring link. Source? "At least Hitler made the trains run on time." I've seen lots of people getting downvoted lately when they needlessly post --> There's also no evidence that Dwarves and Elves from the planet Gondor didn't create Stonehenge. That one actually took me a second You're....you're *one of them* I wish I had never seen that gif. Then I had to watch the video just see if it was real. IT WAS ..in that case this talent is not useless Sure Mr. HITMAN ** ** YOU FUCKING RUINED IT!!! I watched that so many times and never noticed it, until now. Credit card with magnetically stored Information next to a pulsed electromagnet. what could possibly go wrong? [~~ ~~](/fuckthat) Then why is it still getting upvoted? ^.(not ^at ^parent, ^but ^at ^the ^rest ^of ^Reddit ^who ^upvotes ^this ^crap) Strange, I know I bought HL2 the day it got released (and I think I had steam before that for CS) and I only have 4 years of service. Fuck I hate that. I'm gonna 'man up' by not bing pressured into doing shit I don't want to and by not defining my masculinity in being a macho prick. Too Tall That's rather unfortunate... I'll do my best to answer/rebute questions and arguments while being simultaneously attacked by other atheists... I like how believing in something that is basically good (what religion is SUPPOSED to be... Please don't mention religious wars... I could go into that as well as King Louie the 16th's reign, my ancestors were Huguenots (French Protestants) who fled France prior to the revokation of the Edict of Nantes... Blah blah blah) stirs up so much conflict :/ Say that to Nova_D_Belty . It was her original post. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Pretty sure any father would disapprove of a relationship with a guy who is willing to murder him for not letting that guy date his daughter Ugh! I have the tendencies of the bro and alpha nerd and the hair style of the pervert, what's wrong with me. Be chill. I think he means the title of the game. It is Bioshock not biohazard Just like the entire cast of the jersey shore right? What kind of camera takes pictures like that I would LOVE to put my penis in her funcenter. Inappropriate apostrophe Move your hand. Um, excuse me, I was being sincerely grateful. Way to give someone the benefit of the doubt. i read "bowels" Yep. It's always the man's fault. Well, you obviously do *know* about me because I already stated I hate the word. You're going to cut out the middleman by being a middleman? Girl originally from Kansas here. "Where's Toto?" All the time. you guys weren't supposed to find out.. Late response, but man, are you seriously bringing math into this simple subject? I thought the same exact fucking thing. He's suggesting that suicidal people swim with a shark I still kind of believe in karma, but it doesn't always work so I'm still a little skeptical about it And I_Lick_Battery... licked..him?! Mir wollten die auch schon 5000 follower andrehen The way he says "Naruto" in the Generations review... is that a dog's nipple? Damn. It. Thanks for the catch... I'm glad my friends are such helpful proofreaders. Ya talkin about solid snake and asking what da box? haha that makes more sense. I thought it was 17-22 Well there goes my sleep tonight. So lemme get this straight. It's worth it, because you can emulate old systems and run 1000's of illegally obtained roms? Great plan. "so i was fucking a squirrel while watching some porn when..." Arcadia was once named Faerie. I guess the macho players out there thought Faerie was too girly-man sounding... IM MARRIED TO THE SEA And two are from when she must have been 12. Probably not. No one loves bitties. Awww you don't have to do that. I'm well aware of the complications of evil toddlers lmao. My little bro came to visit with my mom and took all my toilet paper and threw it all over my bed In my opinion, there's no argument to be had, here. Isn't Arturo Sarukhan the Mexican ambassador in Washington? cannot unsee No I use Gmail and I've never even heard of Yahoo voice, yet I found two of my personal accounts in this dump. WTF Google WHAT DID SAY As if people walking around with a Bluetooth device in their ear at all times wasn't ridiculous looking enough, now there'll be people walking around wearing Mylar gloves - or worse, as you put it, *glove*. What are you wearing right now [](/a29) You are stalking my username aren't you Thank you, so much, any time this happens from now on this is all I'll be able to think. LOL ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ MFW 'MFW' starts showing up everywhere. I know you won't agree Lazer but sometimes there is such a thing as too many Zombies Taric I totally missed that. ^This = DAE nope ? I giggled... Zoom in on the window... He stares in to your soul Really good friends share They don't rhyme in the first place After effects and its many wonders. In other words Fake. you've only said balls twice? shame. Design gets to assign numbers, CCs and all spell effects. It was CertainlyT's choice to make the ult true damage wha...hmmm... ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ lol. you again? Pulling over a 250? That's like kicking a puppy... I knew a guy who told me he was going to paint flames on his car. When I asked him why he said that they would make his car "go" faster. This was on the front page about an hour ago. In that picture it looks like Clinton doesn't have eyebrows Not sure what I was expecting when I clicked that link... I can't believe someone actually made a comic of that... Then it's jail time... Redditor for 15 days I had one person ask if Canada was a state...>,>...that was one of her more intelligent ones... ... I worked in a computer shop for a few years before making it into an actual IT career. On Saturdays, it was just a bare-bones operation. I would sit at the front counter by myself in the shop and just deal with customers, rather than doing tech work in the back like usual. We stayed open 10am-4pm. On more than one occasion, I would get a call from someone at about 3:55. They'd ask what time I close, and I'd say 4pm. Some would ask me if I could hang around for about 20 more minutes so I could look at their laptop. Others would just say "I'm on my way," hang up, and come in the shop Monday pissed because I was still not there at 4:30. You get an upvote for such an awesome username! One time my best friends (girl) was annoying me and I told her, "Don't make me punch you in the ovaries" and she responds right away with, "nooooo, I'll get breast cancer". She was completely serious "This thing has caused more of a stir than anything going on I this town." ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Can't tell if troll, or genuine question. The house owner was a dentist so I looked through his cabinets for extra bottles of toothpaste. He only had children's toothpaste. It wasn't "her" step-dad rttr123 said "I imagine **your** step dad just did this: " It was his uncle her father, rttr123 just thought that it was his step-dad. "I'm not into white guys..." Yes, he is white, gay, and as far as I can trace, only dates Thai men. Not even generic Asian will fit his profile. Or you are the someone I might know jk.. But I really think I have seen you around.. Who knows, maybe broulims lol.. So I been a long time lurker to reddit and using my iPad for alien blue. How do I pm? Tell that to all of the little boys forced to give handjobs to their troop leader. Burkha's gone wild CCW course? This is all handy dandy, until it goes off in your pocket The kid is just an actor. That's awesome, but... What if that's his pet? Oh my god what the hell is this He has 45 defending Don't use websites. Websites appear simple, but they aren't. I'm looking at you, hotels.com. Thanks for *cancelling 5 days of reservations across america and not telling me*. I'm also looking at orbitz.com, for having a policy where *if housekeeping leaves the freaking door wide open, the hotel cannot refund my money because I paid through orbitz.* Super 8, I'm still pretty pissed about that too, you couldn't even give me a free night next time? ...whom*... Yip yi... (shot gun reloads) :C But... But... But... Nice track, I've had it and remixes since '08, but it's not dub step in any sense. No dividers? This makes me just want to watch the world burn You'll learn with age, young one. It's all an illusion... Tax breaks for the rich... Well let's hope you don't procreate Why people do anything at the same time as reddit is beyond me. Don't drink coffee, don't browse at work, and don't browse reddit while your supposed to be listening to your girlfriend's story about how her dog got cancer Yeah, and gasoline is an ingredient in napalm. It's not living on handouts all their lives that makes getting a job hard right now That's what usually happens on reddit... That, and everyone is secretly a perv... and thank you, humor keeps me alive :) ...that sounded extremely dark for some reason... "all of the sudden" ಠ_ಠ we will not help you hack I guess there's a subreddit for everything. Cool, my birthday is in November so I still have a while before I turn 19. What are your post high school plans? :D I'm going to college in August... I've learned the hard way to not ask "what college are you going to" then I feel like a jerk after... to summarize it never ends well when that happens... Have I mentioned that I ramble often? Complaining about summerfagging and newfaggotry on reddit. MFW I tried calling Delta for an international ticket to get back for a funeral, but they were only able to offer a discount (~25%) on their "regular, non-sale" fares. With the discount, this worked out to a few hundred bucks more than their Internet sales fares that showed up on Orbitz. sad + happy = sappy! At [9] going down the threads <- me gusta I work for a VFX company in IT. Right now we are hitting crunch, so I am supposed to be the last one out the door. unless you are sure you want to be in the movie biz, get out now. Not lying. Your company may be chill, but it is really hard to get into a diff industry once you hit a certain point. Congratulations Theolore! This submission (What are you doing Those people don't have shoes on in all of that garbage. But its summer now??.... Lux cannon needs no markouts. You do know SUV means Sport Utility Vehicule right? WHERE are the sporty bits in a Astro Van? What is it about this millennium that makes people say that everything is "Legit"? Nice try Shirley...you whore Oh god.... Please explain to layman why that is " " Now now, who else got duped by the alien blue iPad app's thumbnail pic? Got all excited thinking it would be a Selena Gomez lookalike, only to see a massive BBW. > > It was a joke? Because if he put it in a champagne flute he would be a fucking savage. They may not let you purchase liquor if you go in the store with your friend. I went once with my roommate at the time, who wasn't buying anything. He'd left his wallet at home, and since they couldn't get ID from both of us, I couldn't buy anything. We had to go home and get his wallet and come back > sexual steak dinner I don't know how to on alien blue. Same here, They are before my time, but even with that. I still don't know what is so great. They are literally the purest definition of a pop artist. When you include "for their day" into this. It goes unnoticed because they pretty much started it, and become a classic in the process because (and only) they were first. If the band like the Beatles came along today (factoring in being heavier playing style due to modern music progression) They would be the raped bastard love child of Jonas Brothers, One Direction, and Nickelback. Many a teenage girl loved that band in the day. So, the same type of fan mentality would do the same today. holy crap I knew if I scrolled down far enough I'd see a Futurama reference... Your username I overheard a salesman once said "...And this has a faster keyboard" Yes my girlfriend has an android phone Why aren't you allowed back at chuck e cheeze? I've never witnessed that You're killing me, Smalls! It **IS** in SM Clark I went through **all** the stores. They're "latest" laptops was at least 3 years old at 40k Ma intreb si eu ca un neavenit: lista asta e pe bune? Ma uit in URL: Radio France International Yeah, feeling like you're constantly starving to death is *so* easy. ಠ_ಠ you'd ಠ_ಠ be ಠ_ಠ stupid ಠ_ಠ not ಠ_ಠ to what did you call my mother? Nobody else picked up on that. Thanks for the insight. I was wondering why he wanted some poison sumac. I don't think you want to eat into his hands . ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Mmmm, the things I would do to add this to my Pokemon collection Can't ride it out my apartment door and up a flight of stairs to street level PHP in 1986? i believe this requires more Imagine what it would do to semen.................................... Photoshop The music at the end was creepy. No... Just no. I've never played a game with really good AI, or physics or an otherwise realistic feel too it. I personally bought the rockstar and the bethesda pack /yolo <---- shoot me Hence the part where people think it's odd... The Mayans were right... Our world will end this year... And the start will be.. Do, do, dodo, dodododo.. on the bright side we won't have to live with the same of the opening ceremony too long Actually the HP Envy 15 has a Sandy and Ivy Bridge versions. :) But except for the Gigahertz guy, they didn't even know what those are . I am trying to see if they have it at Manila. I will order at Singapore or Hong Kong if they are no other options. Yeah I was really disappointed by the town last night. Not only was it literally streaming zombies out at a constant rate but it also didn't have anything about it that looked unique or loot that was special. For the two hours it took to get there I felt cheated. Not to mention 5 zombies spawned on top of me after the server restart killed me. I was like 19(M) and was visiting family. My cousin was there 14-16?(F) She was really touchy-feely. One night an uncle got the younger cousins drunk. When everyone passed out, my cousin cuddled with me, and held my hand through out the night. She was always wearing short shorts and has big boobs. Another night, when everyone was asleep we were watching a movie, she would put her head in my lap, and watch the movie. To be playful, I put my head in her's. I lie on my back, she passes out lying on top of me. I liked it , and let it go for a couple hours. As I get up to sleep by myself, she reaches out and moans my name. That is the laziest comment I have ever read on reddit. What do man. What do. ლ( ლ) I love that he's owning his receding hairline. Yeah, I'm looking at you, Ron Howard. After 3rd-Cousins it's perfectly ok according to my friend ♪♫♪♪ ♪♫♪ The white people standing around him looked Indian? why did her butt-hole sting? It's Newcastle brown ale, it's originally from Newcastle Speaking as a Chicago resident - Are you really? OMG THIS! So much this! I work with a woman who is 30 years my senior, and yet is one of the most immature and frustrating people I’ve ever had to work with. At one point it was determined that because of the layout of my work station, that I should be allotted a wireless mouse (I work in for my city; any equipment used on city equipment has to be approved). She threw an absolute childish fit for day. She'd pout, she'd refuse to answer calls and generally force my hand into picking up the work load. All over a mouse. Eventually management caved and gave her one too; by taking on from another worker who had the same space needs I do. In fact they had tried to give her one in the past under the table. She cocked up the arrangement and got our dept. in trouble because they allowed her "use of unauthorized hardware in conjunction with city property" (again cityIT=dumb sometimes). Just yesterday I had to ask her why she hadn't booted onto the system; she said it was because her mouse wasn't working right. She had it upside-down. Rather than attempt to solve the problem she was going to sit there and do nothing. Subtle advertising Yea he thinks so as well, he giggles the whole time... THIS!! I have often rationalized that a spammer will create a new blog entry on his website, then hop on reddit and post a "omg she is hot, who is she?" post here... Then wait and wait... And add the link ... The perfect crime!! Let me get on it Okay I know we've come to peace with reposts... but this was here a week ago and it's a very specific story. How did this get up here? Saw another guy do something similar in a video on Facebook, only it was his sisters ticket For some really weird reason I thought OP was talking about a coffee percolator.... *Metaphorically* Since when is playing doctor -worthy? Didn't everyone do this? I'm waiting for a clever "I'd tap that..." joke Sure they're on foot. On the frogfoot that is . yeah, i figured it was a repost, but never looked to check... turns out this was posted with this *exact* title lmao I have mixed feelings about this . I like some branches of dubstep and Muse was my fave band until the last album. I'm uber excited/curious to see what Bellamy did with dubstep. Who knows, it might take his genius to a whole new level. I have to say though that was not your basic nooby dubstep though, it sounded very technical. Also, props to bands that can actually pull off playing dubstep live without it sounding like noise. "Girl, your sex is on fire." Oh you lucky dog. I wish I had an extra fifty bucks . Posted this in the wrong thread. Please disregard. Oh, the name was that obvious? How could I not remember that? Damn Silence. 77% below the global average for my group (Female, 15-29)... Most like those in Vietnam... **If you're not from le 9gag, you might as well shove a banana up your nigger hole ** I was on college Jeopardy - won $5000, a Wii, and a bunch of creepy Facebook messages and tweets by people who wanted to sleep with me. It'll be the only thing posted on pokemon for about eleven hours then die off. However, playing the whole game on slow? My Vietnamese boyfriend always makes me drive to Dim Sum or Pho in our Little Saigon. Why? Because he's afraid of driving there. So, you saw this on the window of a restaurant and decided it was a GOOD idea to eat there? Redditor på BT.dk Queefing... ... >It is after only... basic... species survival > You mean 1920X1080, and no 99% of people don't use that. You downvoted the truth as well Said the neckbearded redditor.. MFW I almost had sex with my cousin How do you know that it's a 9gag repost? I still don't trust him. I'm sure he's still doing a top-notch sarcasm (ಠvಠ) ಠ_ರೃ (ΘεΘ) ಥ_ಥ ⊙▃⊙, fuck the internet, i quit. Lets not Had an ex call me after 3 months of break-up to "ask what I was doing," I'd said "playing video games and drinking," she replied. "I don't want to play video games." ಠ_ಠ One Direction I hate when people do that. I know REI is going to have to change it someday because assholes return everything they ruined or stuff that just wears out from years of use. ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ Ya your boyfriend also made me name my skyrim after him >yes reddit has no effect on pop culture and is totally irrelevant You guys didn't notice that his dream was racing Anivia, the same champ RapidStar played. The gods were warning him He already said it is going to be free. i'm a lady That doesn't even make sense I do, but I originally had the formatting set up with each faction split. However, Reddit threw a bitch fit about it... yes i do If you take the ratio for aberdeen's league titles to years competed, it would take 1800 years to win as many titles as rangers..........so not that easy really Agreed ... Does anyone else see the face of a mouse or something at the bottom of the building? Then why didn't you just use the "I disagree" button like so many other people did? Awesomely true story? Tis is the new le Exactly! I mean it is /r/Wtf expect to see some shit that makes you say... What the fuck!!? " come by my office!: ... (*note: knock after 11pm)" "World of Warcraft, an online strategy game" Trackballs ლ( ლ) Why /r/TheLastAirbender ? WHY??!??! *sigh I believe fa0/1 because it is the highest CIDR. Although it depends on the routing protocol as well. Are they static, RIP, EIGRP, OSPF? I'm unsure if my answer makes sense. But that question confuses me a lot as well. Did not notice this until you pointed it out and now it's all I see The University of Canterbury of all places should be implementing structurally sound engineering projects. Not very reassuring I knew my mom was a lesbo >Damnit, I WISH I could find a pornstar that looked like my GF's sister. I'm definitely not dating the pretty one. Am I the only one who thinks the creeper looks like a penis? Um... It's call the Yellow Light of Death... Due to the nature of the thread, I won't downvote you, but... Thanks for reminding me. I was trying to forget those existed Even closer story, a good friend was driving around in her van on a Friday night, doing what morally sound kids do in vans on Friday night. Eating fast food and smoking weed, the next morning her dad said to her "I was driving behind you last night and I noticed your license plate was bit muddy, might wanna clean that off" You were behind me? Back tinted sun widows save the day. There's always a ??? step. ლ( ლ) It was a clash with my mouse . I happened to unplug it and start it and there it goes. Thanks for your reply though. ಠ_ಠ They are literally ALL the Hitlers ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Notice how it's a screenshot of THEIR profile. Photos of me, the ability to edit things and such. Though it could be a saved password that they looked on, or the Facebook was left open, it is still suspicious. That's an emoticon. Not me but people who have heard me, I'm fluent in spanish(it was my first language) and I've some embarrassing moments. too many too tell This subreddit also allows lucid dream stories. Nah... Probably 4chan. Um, aren't you supposed to post pictures of cute kitties on your cake day? eighty'ies This comment looks original. I'm Asian-American. #2 happened to me when I was studying abroad in Tokyo. I was commuting on the Yamanote when two American guys sitting in front of me saw me reading Game of Thrones (in English), got super excited, and started blabbing loudly about whether this Asian chick could speak English or not. I think it's safe to assume that if I'm reading Game of Thrones, I'm probably fluent in English. Fake... I don't even.... The "southern jargon" in this article made it unreadable. Am I the only one put off by the obvious bullshit in there? "tight as a tick", "plumb tuckered out", so on... I was Econ major. Marginal returns?' idk there is no rhyme or reason I like athletic women too, but in that second pic it looks like she has a man's ass. I'm sexually aroused and confused at the same time... Its funny b/c even w/ adblock it pauses the page and shows me a link on how to make money from pay per link clicks I like how this website tried to update my flash player... On my iPhone Triple major? Don't poke the bear Photobucket. Two in the pink? Whoosh Mother fucker! you.... you.. sucked your sister's tits I thought that too while the photo was sssssslllllloooooowwwwwwlllllllyyyyy loading on my iPhone... and btw OP that's just unfair lol... No matter where you're from: You've said "ear-boner" once. Explaining Non-monosexuality to my parents was not easy. I think they still don't get it. They just gave me this look: not the way i do it Aye...too late. This is almost a year and a half old was expecting him to say... "your wallet is now diamonds" and then ride away on a horse. Ill keep that in mind thanks My friends who watch me play from time to time ask why I don't use my microphone and have other players muted. My response: Where is your assassin now? **STAB**.... Oh fuck these people. They better not interrupt my classes . I posted this two months ago, and got downvoted more so than upvoted. Yet, here you are, posting what is literally almost the exact same thing. The app info page is extremely lacking in info. You should at least explain the controls and say what the point of the game is. All I got from reading that was "you have to keep the boat afloat!" I work for fraud prevention for a major retail website and everyday there are men who try to be women, women trying to be men, 20 year old's trying be 80 year old's, living people posing as dead people, you name it and I'm sure I've heard it. I can remember one time this guy was ordering like 4 TVs to California and when I asked him to verify who a female relative of his was he quickly said it was his daughter, to which I replied "Your daughter, that is two years older than you?" he replied with "Yes".. Well said. You sir, have made a false post. What was the point I call BS on this entire fucked system that is the US government. The clowns in charge are deliberately jacking us as a nation. Who the biggest spender is is really not our biggest problem. You guys do know that the thing represents a Vagina and no a fish, right ? ლ( ლ) I thought I was the only one that did this. Unfortunately, when it comes to USTREAM, even when a live feed is recorded the video can't be viewed unless OP is online. Don't waste 10 minutes of your life trying to find a way to watch the video, like my dumbass did. Why...? Why would you even want to...? The hot girl at work who I've wanted to fuck since i started did not eat her leftovers like she usually does. The load i took in her sandwich last night went to waste I never saw mine until I was emigrating the country and needed it, aged 30. That's the point I saw I was born with my Mum's ex-husband's surname not my Dad's. That made me Because you touch yourself at night I agree. I think this puppet contains at least 1lb of human flesh. I think my brother had this. He tried to show me (his little sister) his stitches after the operation Right, that way other people can not get caught doing it... Cool story bro Or a cock... NSFL Bing is a search engine, not a site. ... And all the casualties happened to be from THAT one sunken ship There really is a reddit for everything... Went to a party and this girl greeted me and started telling everyone that I'm an "amazing photographer" I just smiled and said thank you. One random guy came up to me and asked me if I would be able to do naked pictures of him. I thought he was joking but he was so serious about it, he said he would call me if he gets a boner so I could come over and take pics. no, you typed speak. 30!3H. Every time I hear *My First Kiss* I have to resist the urge to jump up and start dancing. Bought Secret of the Magic Crystal. >Cannot hard enough. That's not being technical at all! That's being more general. That's like saying San Bernardino is part of "The Greater Los Angeles Area." Not correct. Chill with the ಠ_ಠ, I feel ya. I am having the same reaction, and I'm not sure if I should feel happy or scared. I'm sorry, I'm new to posting and I wanted it in comic form but it's a fucking image. Probably need help fixing that. [](/okay) ~~boyfriend~~ What does "than"/"then" have to do with "a"/"an"? Lol, see ya there bud... I laughed a little TOO hard I'm sorry but ever heard of a toilet? Trash bin maybe? Wrinkled up napkin down the toilet or in the trash bin? ? AMA Request: Redditors or Reddittes who have participated in the August 2nd, 2012 Miami BJ event? ... dat 5... Double Rabadon's Heimerdinger Gunther! Don't go near that man. And I just realized how easy it would be to turn School Rumble into hentai... My roommates are good friends with the Cy&H crew and are hanging out with them every day during Conneticon. Envyyy! I hate that I can't properly see 2th? I was once dangerously close to brushing my teeth with denture adhesive. I think I may have to set up a reddit meetup in stpete I have friends... On Facebook. Spend 99% of my time here though Could be worse, when I was moving out here, my mate asked where it was. I jokingly said "North of Manchester". He believed me. Practicing lawyer here. WestLawNext is outstanding. Lexis Advanced is terrible. WLN will find amazing things as if you do a search for some concept, it will search the term, cross-reference the WestLawNext key digest, and give the most relevant answer. This is great if you conceive of something in a particular way, but it is phrased/articulated differently in your jurisdiction. Lexis advanced just dumps a huge pile of crap onto your screen that is impossible to sift through. On the order of 20000 documents. Dem builds. That stats Dude, they're like ( )-ing at me. > I was stopped at the airport once because I had my Warhammer Fantasy army with me. They complained THE MINIATURES had weapons. I was like WTF, TSA? This is hands down, the most disturbing thing I have ever seen on Reddit thus far. That feeling when you survive like a bauws just to hit a god damn Teemo shroom. Weez dun like no facts heres on reddit. You take yours facts and dun go somewhere else ya here? I gonna upvote the feller with the cause its silly. Yeee Hawww I ordered mine the 27th during the keynote and still nothing now kiss.gif minimum wage here is around 3$ Yeah I've been keeping a *close* eye on the game since the sale started. I want it really bad I'm hoping it'll become a daily deal so I can snatch it up for a little cheaper. Not sure how much longer I can wait though... but I know as soon as I buy it, it'll drop in prince the next day Wow, in Canada it's much lower than that. Fuck, now I gotta move to Amurica Could you please stop talking about masturbation when the topic is the marriage of a twelve year old girl with 5 other men ..."Blue Coast"... Somebody...thumbed your list down on youtube I know that feel Better than staring at an asshole Emblem (98) MUSLIM (Islamic 5-Pointed Star) is not shown due to copyright............. I did this for about a month before leaving. Those hotdogs sat rolling around in water and their own grease for *weeks* So when did tires begin to not give a fuck Just this morning I picked up a pack of sausages and a tub of sour cream in the candy aisles. no lol islam I get to tell my F40 story again! My squadron commander drove one of those to work every day. Even in the rain. It sounded amazing. No. It was not a kit car. He was a super cool approachable guy, so I asked him how a Colonel could afford such a car and he said to me "Marry money Airman, It's awesome. But This car is the only sex I get." Why would you say that, now I can't look at her the same. The penises touched. Bro Code violation. Men don't have this problem, as board shorts tend to the ridiculously long (think NBA player ) already. I can buy them off the shelf at Target. I tried to make a joke a not too long ago, the devastation to my karma,...devastating It's not even a pony My church has wifi. One closed network for employees and one open for everyone else. Many don't bother... But really, atheists... If you're going to mock us, is this the best you can do? We provide you with such a target rich environment, and you hit us with an invisible wifi joke? 10% is a shitty tip in the US, that's like a slap in the face! That's not the weirdest. Apollo follows Justing Bieber... I am not sure if this is some kind of troll twitter bombing or serious :D Although I can picture James following Paris Hilton somehow I think someone is playing with AFTER EFFECTS again. My cats are assholes. I need new cats. Definitely getting a scottish-fold and a diabeetus persian cat when I move out. They're so lovey-dovey. The Sims 3 before the sale was $30?? It's still $70-$80 here I know exactly how you feel. I was primarily dining room closer but I would end up closing the whole front some days, and I would always get crap because it took me so long. I wasn't lazy or anything it was just that I was the only one who would actually do every step. Told my shift manager and she told me to do it the wrong way . But obviously the GM/Assistant would want it done right and faster than is possible. Bottom line, keep doing it right, get a longer handle, and get. a. different. Job. Good luck Don't downvote the man simply because he liked the story For fuck's sake. The government/city is slower than dial up. I can't believe they haven't gotten another building loaded yet. ...My computer thinks Rickrolls are a virus. Daily Mail I've said it before and I'll say it again: Daily Mail You MADE me realize it wasn't You use C:\ drive for everything, >Do you even do law? Looks like an awesome build man! The one I am almost done with will look almost identical just with a EOTech 512 with a magnifier. However, eye pro Poor kitty. We had a long-haired growing up, and that cat *LOVED* the fuck outta being shaved down to nothing. She went from looking like she was morbidly obese to anorexic is 40 mins. After her summer shave we'd have to put special sunscreen on her, which felt like lubing a limp wrinkly penis. To this day, I shutter about using lube of any kind Looks like he has high-heels on in the second pic When I was bartending and anyone ordered "a beer", I would give them this face: TIL "fire, inferno, sun" is in fact smack talk regarding a dragon's mother. Even though these dragons are immortal and don't *have* mothers. "Animes" Lucky you, last time I found an Xbox in a trash can there was she-male porn in it. Very traumatizing for a 13 year old. I saw Mylo Xyloto is supposed to be a concept album, which made me a little. Maybe it has an overall theme, but a collection of three-minute radio songs isn't in the same artistic category as The Wall, Dark Side, or Tommy. Yeah, 'cause everyone can afford multiple disks " " is definitely the right way to put it. I hope this is a true story We don't talk about it. Actually the phenom is quite great but bulldozer series deserves a .Even the i3 2120 beats it Why did you have to title it that. Now that terrible terrible song is stuck in my head. So they aren't giving us a car for forza 4 until horizon comes out? . wat And trust me, I fought hard against drawer storage. They have a perfectly good bookcase in here filled with...books. Darn, never been 1st at anything Her: " Jeb..." And people were upset with Kennigit's boobs video At least photoshop a cigar in your dog's mouth to make it relevant My (WoW) friends all call them cows Is that joke that you haven't had any actual interesting conversation with a christian ? Repost..... Yes, that was very relevant... ## >Because we invaded Afghanistan in an effort to destroy Al-Qaeda and the Taliban . You don't keep up with Current Events, do you? Christ, it was a joke. Not some cold-blooded insult. Like "Haha. Funny." not "Fuckin' die, heathen!" I've stepped on a wasp barefoot once. Tyga. they take off points for spelling in public school also, I bet you can't wait to get back to school in September. It wasn't leaked, it was announced. ** ** "yeah I'll have a 6 piece mcnugget meal and a fish sandwich" He has Parkinson's disease not whatever form of retardation you suffer from. Yeah, all 50 or so pixels. No offense, but one would think you've learned your lesson about messing with content programmatically Another Justin Bieber joke So true.. My case has so many dings from doing this. Coffee tables are for pros. Calling us bitches isn't the best way to woo women As someone seeing you for the first time, please do not stop #ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Rubik's* Because it isn't hard to find someone if they're lost at sea, especially not if they're wearing SEA BLUE. ಠ▃ಠ...... .....¯\(°_o)/¯ WOOOP WOOOOP WOOOP WOOOOP! ¯\(°_o)/¯ My sister - "I have the fat gene." (following a week long fast food binge) Thank you for trying this so I don't have to I like your username. Very descriptive You might want to seek medical attention regarding that potato. You have 186 games I was trying to teach one of my dogs to talk, but instead he learned t sneeze he started sneezing whenever he wanted food but since it wasn't the correct thing to do I wouldn't give him treats, so I guess he associated sneezing with no treats so he started sneezing whenever I would deny him food which then escalated to sneezing whenever he was upset, other dogs picked up this habit and know whenever my dogs are upset they sneeze at me. 17 year old River. Ash is played by a girl in the dub NO! We agreed that we are in fact ***not*** calling it nuWho... Thought the same thing Not gonna lie... Came here expecting pics Ugh, what an epic fail at my first reddit post. I'll post the second picture as soon as I get home. I don't know what this face means but I think I feel this way. I quoted from the article why ? Here, definitely here How fitting Dad? Bato is there. I will cop to it being a shitty picture of him though. I tried to put all the characters in the order that we were introduced to them. I see what you're doing. Stop giving everyone that face! This reminds me of once when after I unloaded my groceries in my trunk I was returning the cart to the front of the store and I ran into this guy I knew who stated that he doesn't ever return his cart because if everyone did that it would deprive someone of a job. I'm even more weirded out at the fact everyone finds my girlfriends ass "familiar" Yeh nutella is what's in the middle of them Hahah. My dog walks around in circles while he's shitting so he can smell the shit he is in the process of doing. I guess he likes it fresh Damn, I am confused between Civ 5 GOTY and Tropico 4. Budget permits only one. Which one should I be going for? It was intentional you half-wit You should, and you shall. They're not that ancient. I remember when we didn't even have signs and there was no way to know when the next train was coming. It wasn't that long ... Wait, how long have I been in this city? mother of God... Information about what materials should be used during a surface piercing in your chest. He used clamps and plastic jewelry. I was an idiot for not researching it thoroughly. I'm (thinking) she/he put peanut butter on their genitals, which leads to a licking session from the doggie. And there goes my sleep tonight. Anus... Butt mouth... Seeing this makes me want to think of names for it... I think I have problems guys... 2008 was your year? It's a long process. It took me 6 years to get disability for a myriad of health problems. I was denied and had to get a lawyer, was denied again and had to appeal. It was hell, and I get to be "reviewed" in 18 months because some dickhead "specialist" they made me see that doesn't believe in my illness said she expected a full recovery within a year. It's been over 10 years, still waiting for that miraculous recovery ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ [~~ ~~](/black) Can't tell if that is a smile or a scream. * * [~~ ~~](/megusta) [~~ ~~](/lol) [* *](/longneck) [~~ ~~](/wtf) really? you had to put the KKK in this comic? There. [ ](/notbad) You know, just last month or so I realized that most dogs when held over water will kick their legs as if they are swimming. Dogs work in mysterious ways My boss told me a couple days ago that "smart people dont make mistakes" ...Not sure if he was trying to insult my intelligence, but im pretty sure only insulted his own. You didn't pick the poop up...? Feel... bad? The hell happen to the plate? For christ's sake people, **they are not quantum dots ** Don't you mean gas prices HAHAHAHAHAHA Thank you! I was all, darn I don't remember how to make that. :-) Oh. I mean, I mean hot cosplayers all the ones I know are fat. [** **](//#ancientaliens) You can find them in my van. techno has become an all-encompasing term for electronic so i dont blame you. i blame society Don't worry. One of the Sportscenter anchors made the same mistake tonight during the Top Plays segment. I don't mean to offend or anything but why are you paying up to $20 more for an instruction manual that you can find with a quick Google search if you end up really needing it? Why is the background logo the globalist, new world order logo... I believe there is a finite limit to how much laundry you can do in a day that is set by this pseudo account. But I think it's a very high number because I've seen girls running 6 washers at a time... That thick black edge of that flair is bugging me. Has nothing to do with this thread but... Look at it. Look. but I don't even remember watching the Rebound. I thought the " " was instant karma when used to correct someone's misuse of the English language? Something something Gabe Newell something. Couldn't you have photographed this in a more logical way? That interviewer creeps the fuck out of me too. Why is he so well respected? Learn make sentences. drives you nuts that people think people are driven by their nuts? How are two phones going to save you? Not sure if I'm supposed to finger Christian girls or not stick my dick in crazy... i saw a girl wearing US flag leggings just a few weeks ago. LEGGINGS... since 8? [* *](/bulborsir) Classy porn Oh shit! What about all the rain!? Run to the hills!! We are all going to drown!! ... ... ... How did that happen,...oh right, the stupidity, you mentioned that, right right Apple's marketing team at work ... What do you mean by 'you' people, huh? Sadly, yes The fuck is an Orphange? Downvoted cause koalas ain't bears. Go kill yourself Seriously? I wish my dad understood this. ### wait ... what Yoot wife Jack goes on this subreddit, so if this gets downvoted.... It's probably him Her parents are having a hard time financially, with all the tuition expenses for her and her sibling. I want to help with at least something. They sold their old computer so I'd thought that maybe my niece, with all that is happening that she would mature and understand about the hardships of money. I was dead wrong Well well well, more r/mcpublic staff appear out of the woodwork. Dearn: He is my like 6th favourite person from twitch chat Sexy I was the ungrateful spoiled brat and I'm still very ashamed of it! When I was a child, probably 5 years old, all I wanted for Christmas was a doll house, like all my friends. My older brother, who would have been 13 at the time spent weeks making me a doll house out of cardboard. He painted it, he made little dolls out of cardboard with wire taped onto the back of them so you could move them around like puppets. I, being a horrible child, threw a tantrum because it wasn't store bought and it wouldn't fit my barbies My brother was so upset that he ripped it apart so I could never have it. I've always regretted my reaction and wish I'd gotten to play with it even once. Das sollte man machen wenn man 16jahre ist oder so,schließlich sollte derjenige selber über seinem Körper entscheiden,nicht die Eltern in einem alter von 4 Jahren oder so ! Want to find out? Well for my 21st, I told my mum for ages that I would like a new guitar which was £300, showed her the website and link where she could get it for cheapest. She got me a mens Gucci watch that was £1000 I would then assume the person in question has pissed in the water and would hurry out after them. But yes, simply smiling at and/or greeting the other person would show that you're not leaving because of them. Now I'm all fucking jealous about never having stuck a piece of metal in an electric socket, and I REALLY want to enter the lightning kingdom The moon has a vagina and I've never heard of it Not really something I did, but something I thought/believed. I was watching one of those daytime talk shows like Oprah or Dr. Phil and there was a guest on the show who had been raped and she was recounting her experiences. She said that she had been drugged and woke up to the man "trying to get inside her". I thought it literally meant fitting his body into hers by shoving his head in her vagina/mouth/etc. I remember thinking something along the lines of "that's silly, there's no way he'll fit!". Now I know what part he was trying to make go inside. Because Borderlands 2 hasn't been released yet. CoD: 4 is most certainly avaible on Steam. Late as usual. Someone needs to empty their spam folder. I have nothing else to do with my time. Why the hell do you read SRS? This one is so creepy Now that Ron Paul has an even lesser chance of winning....better start spamming some shitty videos Because no *boys* ever grow up to become fat blobs who have no idea how to keep a nice house and sit eating bonbons all day... If you post this in the PS3 subreddit, then most people here is obviously going to say yes. Seat belt is on. Seat belt is off. Suddenly seat belt is back on again. I never realized how bad Michael Jordan is playing defense on him. Mike is switching on EVERY screen please tell me the picture is flipped and that you didn't get the smiley backwards It doesn't just looks like, it *is*. Joe Bryant is 6'9 185 lbs Not sure if serious... Not to mention wall hacks are an integral part of the game. Agreed but then again I'm a parent. Before I had kids I wouldn't have thought this through either. If anyone drops something your instinct is to pick it up and hand it back to them, if you don't have kids the same logic applies because people don't realize babies are not with it enough not to shove floor dirt in their mouths. I firmly believe until you have kids you don't think about this kind of thing. On the other side of the coin exact same happened to me and I gave the mom the toy thinking she would want to wash it, she just gave me a weird look and shoved the pacifier back in the baby's mouth! It fell IN THE PARKING LOT I would sleep with your bedroom door locked if I were you Maybe some bars over your windows for extra protection. A few extra locks on the door wouldn't hurt. You know what, screw that, just flee the country. Oh, sorry, I don't watch it often enough to recognize references Well it obviously worked, it has 2400+ points. also I found it hilarious so try not to state your little opinion as fact. When I read your comment and then looked at your username, I misread that as Crusty Slut I fail to see how a game is similar to chrono trigger just because it has time travel Googled "funny picture". Aaaaaaaaand someone is not trying too hard. You took too much meth and couldnt sleep so you made that to burn off the energy. No DVI Fuck those pinchy bastard things. And when the plastic's just a little bit cold... 3 things might have happened. some thing might have happened with your computer,someone could have hacked your account and start trolling or hero brine screwed around with your world Please tell me you made that up, no lying this time. People propositioned you for sex and you fed them instead? Your username makes it worse stone biome ITT: Creeps, creeps everywhere. I'm no SRSer but seriously guys, come on If asserting his rights would result in him becoming a victim of something, how does that make it safe? I go to school at Oklahoma State, and I was there that night. That area is right outside of our gym. I showed up to workout and had no idea what the massive crowd was all about until I got home and my wife asked if I saw Kevin Durant . I always miss out on the fun stuff. I'm not sure how common it is but I know other people do it. I've never heard of it happening to a girl because everyone assumes girls are to be treated differently and that they're fragile . It happens, though. You honestly went through the trouble to mow a fucking swastika into some field to get a meager amount karma ? I'm 2 minutes in, still intro Dafuq!! Brilliant justification . What about if you're committing liability fraud against another persons or entities insurance company? That policy holders premiums go up or they get dropped because the carrier paid out a huge claim. There's a show called "Naked and Funny" where they show tits and ass every 5 seconds... and occasionally men butts as well I'd go for Valve complete pack. Nailed it! Wow, sounds like Ant-Man is going to be a thrilling movie... Mmmm. Reading about slimy hoohas doesn't do much for my horny-level Wrighting Question 1450 This belongs somewhere like /r/nsfw, not /r/pics Just stop using paper and you won't need this junk. You can't make me... I'm surprised no one posted that video about vertical videos That's not a banana Haha it means wolf in Latin but then I learned that definition when I got older. stuck to it though I think they assume everyone else has rich parents. I once was with an (ex)friend we were walking around at a store and she started complaining about how her dad wasn't lending her money any more and then she said to me, "do you know how it feels to not be able to purchase something you want instantaneously when you see it?" I just stared at her in disbelief of what she had just said... Why the hell did I read every comment? Pro fisting Kill it! Kill it now, before it takes root... What hot pockets are you buying....... Yes... yes I would TIL you need to "log in" to your iPad in Scotland [* *](/spoderman) Crotch Level: So buy the god-damn app, cheap-ass. make that 0 for 38 now. You mean to tell me actual people are stupid enough to assume that real-life suicide works like it does on TV? Yes. I also knew your mum. She was a good lay That name is just... Inappropriate. 5 words, why do you guys have to be confusing all the time. The game is currently as an extra on a magazine-dvd for 5€ here in germany DUDE, SPOILERS For the love of all that's holy: I need me some Just Cause 2 The place you would miss most in Houston is a Bosnian restaurant? My younger sister was born in the middle of December of 1999 and she counts herself as a 90's kid. 1 million is about 30 years worth of average pay then comes the pairing... I don't know what that says. ... ... why Congrats on the game but the... * * ...the browser sir, must go. When I was a boy, we got downvoted for re-posts Medics who pocket phlog pyros  Are you fucking kidding me It is now tonight You've obviously been talking to some pretty shit Australians. . No one I know is like that at all. * no! I had be taught early so I'd follow God's path God, this wonderful caretaker that incites wars, allows famines, says gays should die, and gave my grandmother breast cancer. This same god who only 150 years ago condoned the enslavement of my race and the further oppression their after. This same god, who saw it best to give us this infinitesimal spec amidst the whole of the cosmos just to worship at his feet, lest we're sent to a realm of fiery pain and terror for the rest of eternity. * not robe weird or anything, but his arm makes it look like she's a he, if you know what I mean.... What the actual fuck. Im pretty sure I can smell the refer through this picture....no wait, it's just me. Hahaaaa happy b day BTW i found a hell load of red stone in PE and i made this face after i relized i got no redstone Storytime: One winter I was shovelling my balcony and some guy who's going door to door distributing these bags filled with ads and the local newspaper gets on my balcony and starts reaching for my door knob to hang a bag to it, so I stop him and tell him not to bother, I'll just throw the entire thing in the recycling bin right away, so he might as well skip my house and get to the next one. The guy just shrugs, says he has to, and sticks the bag on the door knob. Oh god. I'm in you, but you're in me... Did we just make a paradox? Fuck. Robin spends nearly 2 years with Dragon, learns how to make giant legs ... Weird Somewhat mid-game, running an AD carry and was wondering why I attack so slow with PD. I saw Nunu with frozen heart already. Internet Explorer commercial! So.... I'm slapping your balls around I would reconsider topic titles. "Who I do it with" may give someone the 's. I don't want to be "that guy" but this is because gay men have a higher risk of STDs (or STIs same thing) due to the amount of blood flow around the uh... Anus there I said it... yeah so... And I'm gay btw, don't think I'm posting this just to bitch out gay guys... I see your forecasted highs on the news. I'm at 4500 ft so I rarely get to 100. If my friends did that, I would probably murder all of them. that creeper fairy lunatic stereotype enforcing.... GAH SEE WHAT YOU HAVE STARTED? Lol.... "┌∩┐( )┌∩┐" Ah yes, because $40 a haircut is definitely a money saver Unfortunately my mother thinks the same way. Did you seriously just bundle the Canucks with the Flames? I'll give this a go I guess. Dark people with colored eyes, automatically assumes that they're blind? You say this like you need consent. well, if rape and roofies aren't your thing force some ecstasy down her throat. It doesn't matter how many there are ... People who cover their mouths with their hands when they sneeze. I was at an indoor pool, slipped and broke through safety glass (in America) needless to say the cops were in the ER before my parents asking what methods I used to break the safety glass. I was 12. I could see that...freshmen girls... but hey, if I found a beautiful girl with a good personality who was 14 I'd date her I pay my fair share of taxes. That *should* cover everyone but unfortunately people think there should still be suffering. I think I'm the only Filipino who sucks at Karaoke thanks man. This cheered me up. I feel like Dondae is thinking "Be quiet while I make love to you in my mind" anyone else feel this way? Anyone? Hello? sigh... [* *](/pokbell) This " " face? I just google "look of disapproval" and copy and paste it every time. Little ticked that the majority of straight guys on here have had more gay encounters than I've had... And I'm gay. You would think she would remember the day she pushed a living breathing creature out of her vagina I may be male but I don't think thats the kinda thing you forget Noo fuck me this subreddit is a mess no one is ever ugly Actually had a few friends in high school who really wanted to name their kids Abcde. Even back then my only argument was this: The last guy was all like I asked my boyfriend the same question and he answered it the same exact way. Didn't look at the url before I clicked.. Wikipedia is just fine for general information, we are not exactly trying to write a college paper... It's only reddit... Technically a graphic novel, but *Crossed* by Garth Ennis. It's essentially a zombie apocalypse story, except instead of zombies the virus turns people into batshit insane, sadistic rapists/serial killers. Their actions are depicted in graphic detail. The story is actually pretty good--no denying the guy can write well--but needless to say my face was ** ** Orgasms were not contained. So studdly Planning to pay for something? Aggressive vomiting. Fap 365 .... how did they know Thanks for including annie.....yeah... It's like 40 degrees outside. Why are all those people wearing long sleeves? This makes me sad wut The grape flavor is red It's a self post Parmesan Pals Am I the only one that finds nothing attractive about being able to see a chick's colon and uterus? Thank you, and I would post more but it appears people on the internet are mean. So I shall save myself from that negativity. After reviewing this list, I found myself also reviewing the 'Top 25 pictures of Zac Efron shirtless' And suddenly everyone in the entire thread, no matter how rude, gets upvoted... Good for her but seriously.... Delete my photos?!? I just reply with "hey" right back. Then, sometimes, I get a "sup?" ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Used cats. Don't often see used better than here. I get the feeling it really is mayo My girlfriend's breath smelled minty today . I think he's glued that poor creatures antler to his leg. Not cool dude You sir, just got trolled You sir, just got trolled How is it a hit if it hasn't premiered yet? NO must be a photoshop. But it seems so real same thing Right, not a regulated market, like Wall Street or just copy paste and... damn... Great another biosphere project. I've heard more than one Redditor use the term "alpha". We could have free healthcare, if half our money didn't have to go towards protecting pussy nations like Canada, and all of Europe, and the middle east, and Africa.... they shouLd have to pay for our healthcare.... Facebook ist und bleibt ein reines Spionage Programm ;-) in letzter zeit hört man solche Sachen nur,zuckerberg muss die miese die er gemacht hat an der Börse ja irgendwie wieder gut machen ! Wait.... That's what my fiancé's friend's mom did but she was in public school and she was supposed to be graduating high school but her mom told the school to keep her back because she wasn't mature enough Punch your brother in the head every time he does that. Vermont? You mean the least religious state in the union? Steak knife for sausage and mash /r/ButtSharpies I'm using an app, which lacks said sidebar. Did you just solicit for alcohol and drugs on your *facebook status*? *edit: just ignore me, apparently it's JUST the city I live in that decided to shut down everything. Screw you, Glasgow * ###** ** Did you just ask for proof of a made up feature on a mythical being? So you used to be qualified to win but you took a downvote to the karma? ** ** ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ ಠ_ ^^^ >***NO *** There hanging that innocent donut in the background. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ A Vietnamese smorgasbord? ~~ ~~ * * - - - - - > You never replied to him and you went out with him twice? If your favorite class isn't spy, you're going against the Gaben. Filthy heretics Why not just hack his stats too? It's called cost cutting, and it's a shrewd business move... I just dont understand how they can follow up a great episode of breaking bad with some strange southern people talking about piss... I can smell you from here. to go to numbers not letters... Maybe its because she's underage. My hyper-conservative/religious father sneak attacks me with Chik-Fil-A breakfast whenever I visit. I rationalize it as it's not my money supporting them because it's not worth the time or energy to debate him on the subject. In fact, I'm pretty sure all the reasons I hate Chik-Fil-A would make him support them even more Lo lei con la voz de chabelo The worst part about owning a truck, especially these days with so many compact cars, is that people always want you to help move a couch or a mattress. Maybe you're just luckier than you remember... "The Guns Mod" Thanks for ruining my childhood I came here expecting a good reason ... They're young children. * ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ * ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ * ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ *postcontentfrom9gag* >Portland fans 'Yeeeaaahhhhhh!!' Well according to Tarkaan, most of us become old and hideous by age 25 so we need to "take what we can get"... *and broke it* It's Cameron... Why help them improve their scam I don't know what to make of this. Didn't noticed the circled bit until i'd read the whole damn thing first... was that whisk really necessary?? I reinstalled PBE & i still cant buy champions ...the hat That's an awesome idea. Thank you, Mr. Citibank. A friend's mom once took pictures of the family at a funeral. She took a picture of him and his fiance and to top it off she framed it and gave it to them as a Christmas gift. This is the exact look on his face in the pic: Was this necessary? I went to Five Guys the other day. There were exactly four girls cooking. I cannot find the IP of the adventure server. It does not seem to be listed! Or the always prevalent "Hey I just cut down this massive tree, would you mind hauling it away for me? I can let you borrow my chainsaw." Dude, really? **NSFW** HOLY SHIT!! WTF COULD HAVE POSSIBLY HAPPENED?! ¿ ? Persona 4 Alt? Good post, even though this has been stated several times recently. I'm just glad we haven't posted nudes of the most recent tournament's female staff and had it upvoted to the front page. Looking at you r/starcraft Your teamname... If it were me and they had buds on them I would take ONE bud. I'm sure they wouldn't mind $28 of games for a $60 hat? Nope nope nope! I am also having problems viewing conservations on twitter.com. It doesn't seem to have worked all day How did sperm get a full set of DNA? **HE** should be gutted. Beans on toast If by "reddit types" you mean dumbass Floridians, you may have a point. Not the point that he won, but that point that FL is full of people that can't vote properly. Pac-man frowns on your shenanigans. I have played wow for 7 years, and have no clue how you managed to fit that in as an example. You have noo idea. Shocker to hear he changed his opinion. Always was the go-to guy for environmental issues. Shoot, not me. 50% of my passes go for picks. I have dozens of saved videos where there isn't anyone within 15 yards of my wideout, but still gets picked nonetheless Why are you reading r/gaming? Changed *him* My dog will poop then walk around it, smell it and then *THEN* eat it. Like I just didn't watch him just create it for him to critique it. PS i did successfully appeal and they dropped the charges. I wrote an angry email and also yelled at them on the phone. I knew i wasn't gonna pay from the beginning, but it's the fact that they went this low that pissed me off This is all I see: Believe me. It's wrong Septimus is a fool for putting an Orc on an Elf list. He will rue this day, the day he pissed off Braethr, Bane of Earth! Werewolf Orc of the Dark Brotherhood! Wielder of the mighty Greatsword! You MOTHERFUCKER! Now thats all I'll see during the whole thing! No. You keep that there as you look at me. 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Pretends it's a word game. It's not. What if the client is glitching out? 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ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ` As a net creditor this doesn't sound like a very good idea to me there's more to that sentence than the end of it... , indeed. "It was a year ago, I was 11 at the time." ##^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ 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Clicked through to find pics of dog and cat. Thought girlfriend=dog. Was all like for a minute there. **Where the hell are you touching that pony ** I hate being anywhere off land That would be kind of creepy. Why are you on 9gag? It was...hanging by a thread... Yeah.... If you're not doing anything wrong then surely you won't mind if I search your car... I was going to say because he posted a picture of it for all of us. Which I know nobody wants to too . "Where from" I was with you and then.... Seriously serious? That has to be done on a case by case basis. If your reasons include "I'm not ready", "I'm poor", "I'd be a bad parent", "I don't want to marry her" (actually heard this before ), "the dad ran away", or "but what about school", then those are not good enough reasons to supercede your baby's right to life. American here you actually freaked me out I thought you meant -40 Fahrenheit The bible. We need to talk I'll try and be there. With my trusty old Logitech Extreme 3D pro. Happened with a girl in my school. Same exact thing except a bunch skittles instead. It was supposed to be kinky or something. [](/son " ") Report his sorry ass... the bastard... I would try to find someone to ask for advice. You could suck it up, but that would hurt you psychologically... Perhaps child protective services for advice? I don't want to make you suffer more by cutting you off from the rest of your family... Is there anything I can do to help? Like research your options? Have you done anything thus far? just sold an amulet with about 5 more dex and the same crit dmg for 900k ` ` it looks like your pupil fell out. My offer is also withdrawn. Looked at this post. Cranberries? Hmmmm... maybe. A few minutes later, I got excited. I felt a poop rumbling in my colon. Went to the bathroom, sat down, and waited in anticipation. Shit. Looked down--not brix. Disappoint. Where is a RPG when u need one? Upvotes all around. Vaping up toke even. Instead of the lack of a HUD I read the 3rd sentence in your series first. My reaction was until I saw the rest They knew what they were getting into I would have thought it would have been higher than that This really isn't r/WTF Just a foal the got lost. Or maybe I'm just a dumbass who doesn't get all the references in the comments. A lot of people do this one: I mean the electrons on CRC are like $42 and the protons were $72, I needed $80 for free shipping so I finally bought 661 Riot kneepads (what I was actually shopping for, I just made getting new pedals incentive for free shipping). $118 total. I'm a happy camper. And no bike for 2 months sucks PLUS having to pay for all the work and new parts from Fox. I'm in the hole about $500+ for my fork repairs and a new tire. **WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FUCK.** All over the handles. ** ** You're going on a date not getting married, check her out for yourself if it clicks it clicks no need to get hung up on such small details before you've even met her. Am I the only one who thought the title said BJ and was like Or maybe only people in the Americas call it "soccer" Black Friday? Oh God yes the OP's photo is so much more fucked up than parents keeping a placenta. The fact that this is top comment makes me feel like people think otherwise. The correct top comment should be "What. The. Fuck." with a series of thousands of looks of disapproval. Repost Jay-Z doesn't suck.. Lil Wayne is on your list two times and Kendrick Lamar? smh How does she not wake up to you in her butthole? Yes. I say "I want a Navigator" and they say "But an Escalade is better." Then I say "I thought you said the Escalade was for uncreative rich douchebags or something." Then they say "They are. Get a bimmer, you poser." And I'm like I think the " " was triggered because I asked for Shogun 2 clans not FOTS, but that's fine! Kill it!!! Kill it!!! IT'S YOLOING MAKE IT STOP GUYS! It's free be more resilient then A cunt Repost The select button is used for spotting and the scoreboard OMG yes. The first few pictures I saw of him all grown up I was like, "Well done Neville." But now, all I can think is, "Make a different face." Just like an Edmontonian to come at you from behind MMA: SCREW YOU GUYS, I'M GOING HOME ┌∩┐( )┌∩┐ Did I miss the whole serious sam franchise on sale?!?! The use of in the eyes is what really sells it. I'd like to translate everyone else's comments. I think that they have used a lot of language, vocabulary, and logic that you may no longer be familiar with. I believe what we all are trying to say is: >Now give me back my karma train And the awkward moment where I tell you I'm a man... Post link Don't make me think I'm sure he means NPH... You know masturbating nonstop is normal during that time right? Just not wiping it on doors Note to self: never **ever** leave my beer unattended. That was the weirdest attempt to speak german I've ever seen. Thanks for making my hands and feet all sweaty after I just showered. Stay away from her I just saw the original image. Please tell me the original is suppose to be a joke Did it get worse since I left 6 years ago? Should* Oh man. Is she really that stupid to shorten **who** to **hu**? Rentable apps? Did you watch his levels during that Holy shit! Better leave SSID on just in case I need to install XP That guy's (I assume it's the same guy who posts then deletes his manhood crap) been trolling for a while Best bet is to report and ignore it That sure looks like a group in the photo. Every time someone refers to a parsec or light year (day, hour, minute, second...) as a unit of time, the ghost of Richard Feynman murders one of Schrödinger's kittens with a cosmological fire axe. Right. Because in real life, nobody is like that. Black people are never criminals and white people never stand up for what's right. Yup. A group of guys stole a wheelchair from a handicapped elder, beat him, shoved him on the group and drove away the electric wheelchair for a few blocks while hooting and shouting, abandoned the vehicle and went on their loud way. When I heard about this story, I figured it was teens. It was men in the mid-thirties. At least you don't save your semen in jars. not sure if i should be proud to be austrian or not after this video I read your user name as "stopthefaith", you were about to get 'd so hard my forehead would've fallen off. I now see my mistake carry on sir. Will you now? You are one of those hoarders, aren't you? I just moved here from Chicago I discovered that "lemonade" is not lemonade to Russian either. I live in NYC, but everyone in my town is Russian. I went out to lunch with my boyfriend and his dad, and ordered Lemonade. They returned with a bottle of what tasted a bit like cream soda. I stared, perplexed and confused, wondering how on Earth this lady thought it was lemonade. My Russian friend told me months later that they call soda lemonade, because they don't have a word for soda. Wut. 6 months ago? wow, that made me feel like I've wasted so much time on reddit! ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ I read "pennies" as "penises". Same here. I even know my CFO's bra size . I walked by her office and her and the VP of HR were talking about it. She fails to notice this. After a couple of seconds, she reaches across to pull the sink closer. Your erection(now a tent)finds its way into her pencil skirt as she reaches over. While trying to sit back down, she seems stuck. Something is caught on her skirt . She looks down, "Oh my... how did a teeth cleansing turn you on?". After more maneuvering, she is forced to physically move your dick out of her skirt. I'm surprised you grammar hounds didn't jump on my improper use of "your" over the correct usage of "you're". Oops. .... Yeh ...... Uhh or that, sure. mmhmm. I'm a black girl and I've been dating a white man for the past 9 years. They've done the same thing to me, even gone as far as asking why I was friends with white people . My immediate family (mom, dad, sister) have never treated him poorly, but I fear that other family members would be less than understanding if they were to meet him. It's definitely not as bad for me as it is for black men who choose to date non-black women. From what I've gathered, a lot of black people still have this stigma that white people are bad and we need to somehow preserve black-ness by not mingling outside of the race. It's strange because my mom has complained about one of my male cousins not dating a black woman, saying that there are so many nice black women out there and he's such a nice black guy he should be dating one of said black women, but she's never had problems with me and my guy. I think that because we're constantly bombarded with these images of no good, low down black men when a really nice, stand up black man comes along black women who, like cron_nin said, typically don't date outside of their race would rather have him date a black woman than a woman of his choosing who might be a better match for him than a black woman would. The way I see it there are so many single people out there desperate to find their match and so many people in bad relationships, why come down on two people who actually love and care about each other just because they're of two different races? That's not imgur. Everyone is downvoting each other so OP doesn't see their posts Uhhhhh.... To get the 34" in-seam you need to get XL. What does the scene with the fake phone call to Hank have to do with Hank getting shot? I think I might be missing out on something, I'm honestly not even sure what that other thread was about or how that brought up the topic you discussed. And now you've got me curious whereas... Gardner is young and... doesn't... get... injured? That's the joke After just putting down our dog my mom and I decided to watch a movie on Netflix to cheer us up. Netflix suggested Marley and Me ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ The it bruns Why do people say then when then mean than and than when they mean then? [](/yuno) Wow, imgur gets everywhere these days... TIL that if you kill some one don't post the vid to youtube. You just got the most literal I have ever given. Congrats. This: Why did this make me want to take another skull, cut the back of her head, and reverse her face onto the other skull so they would we proper. I blame Malphite being FOTM for the lack of Fiora. Also does anyone know of any cheaper retailers for Knockarounds? The shipping cost just to Canada is 26 dollars.. more than the actual price of the glasses. Some band names one might NOT want to look into either. Imagine you came across a band called, "Granny's Crusty Panties", "GOATSE Chorus", or "Dick Pimples". Of course it's the black cat that's the rapist You monster I completely agree. In order to see content on my website you must first upvote the post for it on reddit... Honestly, as a girl, idk why you guys are so obsessed with boobs. It's not like you can do that much with them ... And you don't see us girls going crazy over YOUR nipples do you? What's up with some Karma! My meme is in the comments somewhere! I saw someone "type it out" Precooked bacon...... Huh, shoulda called Scotts. They were $170 for the first 3,000 sq. ft. and just $15 for each additional thousand sq. ft. which equals out to less than $800/acre. I looked it up, New Haven green is 16 acres so it should cost $12,800 to aerate and reseed the whole thing. Cum Cruise What did I just read.. By the way, this is MY "Foreveralone" therapy you didn't even link to the actual article... With a shotgun? That website design. What even. Same happend to me when i went to Tunisia Also mitgefällt google+ nun überhaupt nicht,ich persönlich finde Facebook viel besser I had no idea this was possible... When I read the words "Justin Beaver", that is not the first thing that came up to mind. Cannot unsee. Personal PC? Well then that's how you know that you really shouldn't be making posts unless they're of things recently created. ┌∩┐( )┌∩┐ (I'll do you one better there pal) I always thought Lily and James made Harry. ...so now it looks like he has no pants I'm very sorry, but Muk? da fuq? Yes, clearly, because everyone loves twist... (How do I carry sarcasm over text god damn it!) Incidentally there was a story like that at my high school, he wasn't wearing a costume, he was just,...interfering with the goats,...he had to leave school the next day, was a boarding school too, someone came and picked him up, dunno what became of him. They called him goat boy, heh heh,...not as funny or amusing now that I'm an adult thinking about it OK Billy, you can sit down now. Share time is over. I'm glad this is above the comment that starts with "retarded cameraman". HE. MOLESTED. YOU. throw politeness out the window, your siblings safety and your future safety my be compromised, if you want to protect your siblings tell the rest of your family. If you are very worried about what will happen to your siblings, ask your mother who your siblings' god parents are (if they have any). Normally if anything happens to the parents, or if the child is not safe as is in your situation, the kids would go to their prospective god parents (usually just one I there are multiple gods parents so that they stay together). You could even tell another family member and ask I they'll take custody of your siblings. The man needs be punished, that behavior should NEVER be allowed. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Checking in to say I have the same rug and a variant of that sofa redditor driving a bimmer? Mine put me in charge of a project and said I was going to head it so I needed to keep people informed, but 'don't be bitchy about it.' I gave him a look ... Real sushi, the reason I never go to sushi restaurants in Europe or US is because 99% of the time it tastes like crap and when I try to order in Japanese they all look with eyes of confusion because they end up being Chinese or Thai. But hey, at least to white people we all look the same I bought borderlands the other day on steam. Didn't realise there was a GOTY edition selling for 2.50 more . Ruined my day when I found out. "Sexy russians near you on DamnLol.com" Huh. Well, I'm sure someone has gotten off to that cover before, but I don't think I'd want to be that kind of porn star. Really? Poop? That song sounded so elegant. So, did your mom use toilet paper as well? I seriously don't understand how you guys could do this for so long, or why. It's like...it's like I need to know. experienced *what*? Just wait till 2014. She'll be the first to be carted away to the gas chambers. That username I unlocked them all very quickly...barring the L85A2...that thing took me forever ... I think one could call that roller coaster.....mind-numbing. Those arent all the natural colors of those pokemon his left buttock and his right hip. You're lucky you edited that. You love kittens with filovirus hemorrhagic fevers? It's funny to me because it reminds me of my grandmother. Every time she lets a fart slip out she says "Peanut butter!" I don't know why and I've never asked. wait... if a pig is struck by lightning it turns into a zombie pigman At least the arguments and debate are sound, valid, and mature...very very mature. Super late reply, but sex is completely overrated. I couldn't orgasm until I was about 20 (and it requires alcohol to occur when it does), and that used to depress me, too. Having experienced it now though, it's kinda like "That's it? Ok yeah it was really nice, but I thought it would be this great and magical thing the internet made it out to be." Limburger really MUST be institutionalised before he really damages someone--or worse!!! This is one of the last things to weep about. You could be weeping for hunger, disease, rape, or corruption, but you weep about happy ponies. Makes sense... I read that as "Another reason for me to like 9gag". All I thought was "I know what I'm doing I googled BDSM so I can write three books on the topic" ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Putting oreos in the disc tray Dude. Swing clubs huh? . You spent all of your money on the steam sales, yet ARMA 2 was the only game you're interested in playing does not compute. Unstoppable You guys still trying to take down 4Chan? If so... Yeah, good luck with that. KICKFLIP INDY WALLENBURG. Do any of you realize how big wallenburg is? DO YOU!?!?! People marry so early $1200 computer screen? That's the real crime. Wat surely you can't be serious How so many diamonds? I can confirm that the place sucks nuts, and I've been here more then 8 days, story told. Wait... If you're a hypocrite Redditor..... "They" changed the name STD to STI because diseases can't be spread technically. Yes, I understand. In addition to being about intentional ballhitting, it seems like this "prank" goes through a lot of effort (and some amount of chance) to achieve a basic goal. Once he's blindfolded, why not just bean him in the bosons yourself? For that matter, why even blindfold him? That's something that happens to you often? Oh god, I thought I had forgotten about that post. lux flair No no no no... Don't give the Scientologists a forum to spout their propaganda! '08-'12 Ford Focus? Those look like Ford wheels to me. Bumped a curb.. I know what the picture contains, yet I still click on the link. What the hell is wrong with me?! NETFLIX! note: Netflix Canada Oh yeah. It's the nonbithers who are being unreasonable at this point. For fucks sake Had to read this twice, thought you were saying you only got 15mins of power out of it. Totally misread it Ok, Corey Mathews "he ejaculates in my wound" I wonder what happened to the Americans for Tax Reform pledge that most of them signed Lol so everything else is 100% true? Obviously there will be exceptions for each country...you really don't need to point that out, it's a JOKE The thing I don't get is that ita not like Ubisoft is biased on countries. They are actually unbiased because at the beggining of every assassins creed it says " we are a team of people from different cultures and religious beliefs and views" so its like. Oh ubisoft brings up The Holy Land, oh thats cool. Ubisoft brings up Italy, Oh thats cool. Ubisoft brings up america, its either "TRUCK YEA 'MERICA or its those damn americans always taking the spotlight or some other bullshit. Im just like Italy and The Holy Land have been brought up everywhere the same as america and you complain about AC 3 because its set in the Revolutionary War. Im actually italian and its great that they brought up italy and stuff in the games. 2 games to be exact. So like whats the problem with it being in America or France as OP said? Do you get where im going with this? ** ** And rightfully so. No one needs to be reminded of what wet garbage smells like. What is wrong with your milk I found a shiny machop in ruby version a long time ago. I didn't think much of it, so I killed it.... ... took a photo with Instagram. Well I was comparing it to my car and that was probably a bit extreme... My steering is super heavy and the gas pedal is as tough as hell. But he drives that thing like its a go kart and gets worse mpg than I do. And the reverse/neutral drops he does ( ) can't be good for the transmission but somehow it still holds up. I wasn't aware the SHO had a V8 though. Is that a My Little Pony background Not vector graphics I video-searched "porn". The formatting is nice, but this was a little : You have to save the convo, then post it. Does anyone find it ironic that the whole time during the Vampire questline Harkon is labeled as "bad" because he was going to use Serana's blood and then you get the bow and say, "oh yeah, mind if I use your blood for this?" and she is just fine. Honestly, you do exactly what he was going to do. why did he have to die? NO AIR HOCKEY!? I read that as "it looks like she want to eat your pussy". What I read was even worse Well there goes carrots for me. The thing that bothers me is the distance between the home button and screen in the white and black version differs.. Mew mew that ones so cute i want to hug it :edit wait the fuck? I think that's my decision too. Or maybe... Both... Damn 13? I guess thats about the time when people try it these days. I am 25 and when I see 13 I think about my friends younger brother who is 15 who says he doesn't touch the stuff. Makes me think twice... "Oh Mickey". i can share my wants/views in other threads too Preventive measure, because you never know... ...says the OP. "How Did Cydia Got It’s Name" Hah... I remember reading that online during a boring lecture at university. I would have liked to see my facial expression towards the end of the story. Actually - describes it very well, I think. I think selling the idea to the yanks makes the creators **a lot** of money, just look at how loaded Gervais is with his Office franchise. That and apparently America needs subtitles with English accents I couldn't stop watching.... So this is a good thing? And comments like this are why those men keep trying and trying and make it worse Fuck. Mine too. Don't you dare mention Kyle Williams in a good light. Money shot? Coon Rapids? I grew up in Anoka. That makes you my semi-nemisis. So a blind girl trolled you ? > Now stop wasting your time by being helpful on reddit and get back to work! Yeah, because what you just said is so Christian like When i was a lot younger, i've heard from this "prank article" shop in Zürich and decided to go search it. I knew it is near something called "Stüssihof" but i did not know what the "stüssihof" is... So i walked around the City and asked older people: "Where is the Stüssihof? i need to get there (I was like 13 Years old). And ALL the people i was asking didn't answer and shook their head or they started smiling and pointed me the direction . So i continued my search for the Stüssihof... Is this from personal experiences?... I'd love Skyrim, why? Because I've got the flu and have a feeling the Frost Trolls are behind it \**beep boop*\* \**beep boop*\* My Ex Gf told me she used to pee in the bath.........while she was still in it. Yup Wtf dude!? I think you need a new hobby - this one is clearly not right for you... Now scurry along What mistake My video card costs more than that Merica... Posted by "iluvurkidz" IMO it makes arguing with your significant other much more amusing alright, alright, keep your hair on... ಡ_ಠ ಡ_ಡ ⊙▃⊙ ಥ_ಥ You know who signs laws, right? no... ಠ_ಠ Pernod ORIGINAL??? I would really like Skyrim so I can see for myself that exhausted "arrow in the knee" joke my friends say 24/7!! Go back to Funny Junk people have brothers sisters children parents, cats are pets. I haven't played Portal 2 before so I bought that for $5 on Steam. I'm also working on finishing the Game of Throne book series. Here and there I spent time messing with and saving templates, and I also made an Excel sheet to map out my keymap I dunno about faxshoyo but I can definitely be quiet if I have to be- it usually turns into heavier breathing/panting and squeaky noises though. I wish my boyfriend teased me in public more. ...wait...second lady? so all the other cheek blushing compliments where I thought people were coming on me were from... oh god Get this ---> How is it silent if you commented about it? I'm just picturing those rocks behind them functioning like the Mortal Kombat pit. One snowy morning I woke up and freaked out when I looked out the window. I couldn't get to my car in my driveway, it was surrounded by porcupines. They were licking the salt off my tires "It costs an arm & leg" is a common saying srsly?? "Vagina exploded" Oh haha. Just the way some of the characters speak. They'll say something with a tone that makes it sound sexual. "Oh *yeahh*, work that stick!" "Serial foot-licker" We are more fat than a seal? I don't think that could ever be meant in a good way Cocoon. you're starting a cum box? Oh. I thought OP was saying they saw a vid of their teacher from school making a student have sex for a grade. Not sure if sarcasm or My boyfriend always thinks I'm on the internet, when I work about 40 hours a week, including Saturday sometimes, I hang out with friends and him, and I lay in the sun and go to the beach, yet he's always telling me that I should spend less time on the computer. It's irritating, and I tell him it's annoying when he thinks my life revolves around the internet. He just shrugs it off and says, "Well, it does." I was going through basic right before all of this went down at lackland and this staff sgt was the ti downstairs from where my flight was. We all thought he was pretty funny... Six months later I saw him on the front page of the air force times looking at life in prison Short answer: dogfighting. 20 bucks is more then enough to purchase a good meal for 3 people. Go out and buy something . I laugh at you as I play Saints Row the Third on my MacBook. (although the power just went out ) did you just say 4GB... *hard drive*? orly bro? Did anybody else read it incorrectly as "the Korean?" Nope, you're the only one. What you have there is my board. Then upvote and move on Keep using that flash on those developing cat eyes. ... never again MOTHER OF GOD My asshole is hemorrhaging tuna fish while a skinny purple whale obstructs the view of a sexually attractive wigwam that owns its own bakery heuehuehueheuhe =DDDDDD Oh yeah and also.... this .... Holy joseph beylonking ass destroyers what the flagellum is going on in here. Your username At first I thought you said you like putting them in a shopping bag and I was all... That whole story can be summed up in one fell swoop.... Baked alaska ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Cities eh ? Wow! No kidding? There's no chance for that? God bless the gagorders... I thought Ollivander was Neville's grandmother. London only has 3, and Rio has 8 Die Tante hat ein Problem mit Männern ,wer weiß was ihr mal passiert ist I have one question: Why?! I'm currently stuck at a level, where you have to plant some kind of bomb andnonly have a very short time limit... Is thatnanywhere near the end? Did I already miss thiss ghost ship level? Cause I sure as hell dont remember it I see what you did there TIL some redditors are terrible at spotting photoshop jobs. There are so many experts on reddit. First comment on the article... $600 alternator? What economy..? Meu pai sempre defendeu que sem gente jogando lixo no chão os garis ficariam sem emprego. I babysat 4 year old twin girls when I was 14, and they would always talk about 'uncle simon' sleeping over while their father was away, but that it was a secret. Oh but do they leave shits, I can tell you that from experience At let you got laid Not only that, but if true, disproves the existence of God. I know this is /r/bikecommuting but try driving a car on the left side. Trying to use the left/right indicators, "hello, windshield wipers...we meet again" I bought a pack of gum and carried the balance. Why isn't my credit score over 9000? "first film" There's a Linora ship?!? .............. Well, can't say I'm surprised. so was i.. whats with all the downvotes on these comments I saw the file name and was all like Oh man, I'm a dumbass. I just spent a good 5 minutes staring at it trying to figure out why the TARDIS is so small and laying on its side with a regular door. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Jaywalking is illegal where I live (it's when you don't cross the street at a permitted time or in the middle of the road or whatever), and a school in the area (not mine) has cops outside the school monitoring kids doing this. A kid jaywalker and he got taken to jail, where he spent the day until his mom could leave work and pick him up. Oh yeah, that'll totally stop piracy. ಠ_ಠ Do as she says, or else I was going to watch Saving Private Ryan for the first time tonight. I guess someone spent all his money on hash and weed and he couldn't afford papes. White people. As someone who works in the telecommunications business, my immediate and only reaction to this was Was somewhat surprised it said yes They ***don't***. I see what you did there. All that gear and he's using B8 cymbals wut Totally agree! Surely when your child's legs start bowing you would kind of get the idea that something is not right..... WTF has society come to? We are breeding morons! I should have read the comments in this thread before I read the comments in the article "We'll fix it in mastering." That's what everyone on here said about luminox.... That's the LAST vision in my head I have ever wanted of this girl. July 2. Put them together. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ no appeal complaints are allowed from people who have blue eyes, damn it, you are genetically favoured Saw them as creepy, they probably stretch out and grab Pokemon prey I can't tell of you mean literally or figuratively. For the sake of my sanity, I am going to believe that you are making this up. Good DAY, sir! These Opinions appear to be Fair and Balanced with almost a touch of "Positive perspective" Don' let it happen Again. This is your first warning. you took the box with you to a new apartment? Not if you're making them. TIL all of Reddit holds a uniform opinion on 3D. Nope, he literally carries this thing everywhere. Disapproval Cat disapproves. Anyone who watches that show would know that He broke down crying in the mall? What a puss. it the attitude that comes with them that's the problem. Thank god they included the picture. I was totally lost at first. Unfortunately for your mum, that's what he probably wanted. Humiliation fetishes are weird Puberty is not "long over" by age 13, wtf, some guys start puberty at age 13. I want to throw a fastball straight at the guy who thought this up. Either at his face or his nuts. Don't post on other social networking sites, or else YಠLಠ will happen. Only one calling bullshit? Eh? Ok, bullshit . Proof. I have to agree, even as a Timbers fan One of my friends once told me that when he was a kid he'd catch frogs and lizards and introduce them in the air to a baseball bat... 563% DV of sugar How does a post-op tranny have 14 fn kids? I Was in a drive through and said to go please not mine or anyones for that matter but im sure some one out there enjoys prawn/shrimp milkshakes How dare you deceive us OP? And sound.... NC here, legal for first cousins to marry ( )...unless you are double first cousins (ie two sisters marry two brothers and both couples have kids...super related cousins can't marry). Under 5 years old? She got pregnant again? 'Teacher' thinks Bin Laden was behind 9/11 Looks like a hammer and sickle Chill guys, OP will prevail. As long as we're all sharing our horrible nicknames... My name is Truman, and at some point everyone comes up with the nickname false woman. Wut. New Yorker? I live in bossier. That sounds kinky. Bars and liquor stores refuse my New Brunswick drivers license as a valid ID in Ontario What the fuck is up with that gif? thanks for the tip. Looks like I'll have to make my way all the way to that vendor near firelink shrine to grab some blooms Tastes better with the blood of your enemies... sorry, I use humor as a defense mechanism when I'm upset. And ONLY TEN YEARS?!?! We Americans need to fix that. Now. I was actually cleaning out an old cabinet that I inherited from my grandfather, I normally don't use it... It smells... musky... Unfortunately, the first thing I thought of after reading this comment was "Keeping Up With The Kanasians". to myself... Where do I sign... Hm, well, I stopped at "protituting." I'm leaving my rent controlled 4 bedroom apartment this month, and I was informed by the broker that he would be putting it back on the market for approx. $2000 more than its original price. ($3150 to ~$5200) 13 years old? "With puberty gone?" Dafuq? Did you start puberty at 5? You probably could've reworded that a little better... Dude, spoilers. Our Pokemon must battle. Since mew can learn (and thus do) anything I will use hydro pump first, but my attack misses He didn't even mention he would be an atheist Black text is hard to read against the meat. Same thing I was thinking Consuela from Family guy. THIS IMAGE WAS POSTED NO MORE THAN A WEEK AGO. Doritos.... It will never be the same Yeah, if politicians did it, it must be reasonable! I didn't see Cassano in that video Utah rider here and I'm always out in my gear. I mostly see the guys on the cruisers not wearing any safety gear. Saw 3 pass by in the time i was eating lunch and 2 of them were wearing sandals . I also care about Half-Life 3, Kingdom Hearts 3, and Viewtiful Joe 3. One of those will never be made A hit man. Hey, I liked Dark Dawn Im going to be totally honest. You are one of the most beautifull girls i have ever seen, Damnnnn why the low self esteem? If i met you on the street i would tottaly invite you out (18 m btw) Yeah man, got to get that buzz for the rest of the day off my buddy's semen... I see what *you* did there. How does he wipe? Thank you for tipping. The other day at my work some girl took a picture of our tip jar (it says "feeling tipsy?" as we get a lot of late-night post-club clientele) and didn't leave anything in it. Same here, I had to piss, but I was like, "eh, just one more link." and I literally pissed myself. I tried to use it to make earwig traps. Even they wouldn't go for anything less than Coors As in, B for Ball, P for Paul, T for Tall and so on. Tut tut. I work in a contact centre and motor trade prior to that. If you do not spell using correct phonetics, I T (titis) "also my first post" Soon there will be Minecraft porn > Or alternately they're just not cool with their money being spent to support an industry they morally oppose. > Or alternately they're just not cool with their money being spent to support an industry they morally oppose. Then wait until you get back the game isn't going anywhere. All I'm seeing in the document is DADDYFAP. "For ages 3 and up" I'm the complete opposite. I need a job... ...how do you fail eggs. A magical box.... > no, we have ~~a huge heart~~ no balls. Are you talking about Bonzi Buddy ? Cause that wasn't Geocities. Fuck dog af What's up with the guy's torso in this gif? He legs are flat, yet he's on his side. **You Take That Back Right Now...** I what saw did you there I've bought a used computer before... And it had (a LOT of) gay porn saved on it. 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Everybody loved the US and hated their own government, really. Didn't find a single soul who had anything against the US, actually quite the opposit. Most people found ways to download american shows.. Most were even more up to date on Big Bang Theory/HIMYM than me Da fuq? do you not value humans lives? People like you are why this shit happens. And that's how "content" from fucking FreeRepublic.com makes it to the front page.              So did 12 others No Emi? FFS! redditor for 3 days I do have some experience helping a professor start a new class I was interested in, and it was a real pain in the ass. Jumping through a number of hoops only to have the class denied several times, and even when it was finally given the go ahead pulled from the course catalog during add/drop period without explanation. For something that would be controversial I have to imagine it would be much harder, and there would have to be an interest in it too. I can envision protests about it for sure. 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It's HORRIBLE on Harbour Festival. I witnessed so many gropings last year. Death doesn't cause you to *stop* sleeping. arachnophobia I'm 15, but not a "fucktard" What's this? You mean movies can also be sold with some kind of... physical support? L So they're automatically doomed to a backward future, right? Thank you for the tip! I'll definetly get mock-up shots beforehand... btw I thought penward was a girl this whole time lol. That one guy later in thread... uses fucking smilies and bad punctuation throughout everything he says Yeah guys this totally happened... those dumb black women, when will they learn, it's totally inappropriate to feign having sex with a toddler Good job slapping your child across the face Hold on while I gouge my eyes out I can't believe that's a thing He said he's from the UK Your butt, it must be hurting right now. This was a pub at 4 in the morning, I assure you everyone was having too much fun/was too drunk to give a shit. It's not like we targeted the same people over and over to ruin their day, we did this maybe 8 times total, no one was upset, the people killed were laughing too in fact. Stop trying so hard in pubs, have a laugh, and move on. Nonono that's not what the was about. Beautiful tits. Beautiful face. But the body... Wow. That's an amazing trade! Man seeing all those made me wish so hard. There is a gaming place next to my aunt's hair cutting shop that has ps2s the last time I went to Vietnam on 2007 Up until 10 seconds ago, I thought Caroll Spinney was a woman. So he could share it with a hobo I... I can't look away. He was too pussy to do it HAHAHA YEAH RAPE! THAT'LL TEACH EM'! I've never given blood before -- just turned 18, lived overseas until just recently, veins have this cute habit of collapsing when I need to get my blood tested -- but I've heard you can't give blood until you've been in the US for 6 weeks/months straight? Because of... reasons? Is that a thing? I want to delete this because it's not funny, but i won't, because that's not what my job as a mod entails. but still . Things like this make me want to delete my Facebook. Those toms. Can't tell if I should you or thank you. what about them? please! i dont understand what " " means Dat 15'th .gif Please don't waste my time if you're just gonna punk out and [delete] your replies. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck Do you think I care if that isn't how boobs work... Gee, that was money well spent Having just read a thread on the Chinese father who bit his son's dick off in public. I have a hard time imagining the minutiae of our holographic universe where an event, like a Chinese father biting off his son's dick, is a reflection of a Chinese father biting his son's dick off. What is the purpose of all that detail? Dora does porn? As a brazillian, i have to say: i hate neymar. poor pauls sunday? this picture is also relevant to this post because you just posted a picture from nextlol.com on reddit Every show I watch because TV doesn't let you skip things 16ms*340m/s = 5.4m on average. ##*** *** You're fine, dude. It's just the Internet, so someone has to talk down to you. Everything. Everything I have ever said, from the moment I was born until the moment I clickie and save this bad boy. I hate communication being the best way to survive that we've been able to come up with. How dumb are we?? Why don't you ask her out? ... My friend's girlfriend doesn't believe in homosexuality. She said that people are just angering God because homosexuality isn't real and people just want to stay away from God and using any excuse they have. Put wasabi up my nose . I joke about being around for two centuries... XD it made me think, "wow that was ten years ago" you know, that kind of thing... I'm old (more like wise unfortunately) for my years you could say, chronic medical "thing", it forces you to grow up faster than anyone should... :U I have a strange thought process... It's the attack of the L.  Well this is disconcerting for those looking to be future architects... It was my first one excuse the lack of funny in it I hate Rick Perry... He died because he's holding the controller upside-down As an employee of one of Xerox's "service centers" (call center) ... We still function off XP in the majority of callcenters, and the last project I was on included VMWare on our systems--the VMWare computers were being upgraded to 7, while the physical ones were going to continue on XP. You can see why I changed projects. For some reason I went and googled images for Brown Recluse Bite I once saw a woman roll her boob back into her bra in public mind you Oh this cartoon again. *Ahem* haha that was so hilarious I loved how the kid was wearing a helmet. What I *do* find evil is your grammar. What a dickhead. Yes, you just repeated everything the comments have said.... and then given your own opinion.... Instead he hit on her.. That's the joke Our sworn enemies... Unfortunately the reason why a lot of foreign language films get watered down and remade for 'merica Shouldn't have had your feet on the seats! If not for the rules, at least for common freakin courtesy to other passengers. Pay the fine and learn some manners. It makes me sad that you are +51 upvotes Sounds to me like a 100 dollar hooker. Go to hell ...wut? I just hope nobody starts to squat in front of urinals By having the batman & robin symbol on your laptop? Did you build your house out of dirt? Wtf You really get +2,700 karma for posting a picture of a cake like this? Shit, the next time I make a cake I'll make sure to take a picture of it then. Yeah, that's incredibly likely "Upgrade" In the word of the x-prize's Peter Diamantis: "We've gone from a society where if something wasn't prohibited then it was legal to a society where if something isn't explicitly permitted it's illegal." The best part is when he sends the picture and then another message with just The I AM Not necessarily great, getting org cert has made some coffee farmers even poorer. Most people don't understand what organic means, or the science behind it. bandwagons ... > It's also unavailable in WebM. I shouldn't have to use Flash or a patented codec to watch a demo of a Linux distro in 2012. I had this happen on a flight from California back home to NJ. About halfway into the flight the pilot got on the PA looking for a doctor for a woman "in distress", who was just a few rows behind me. My friend and I couldn't really tell what was wrong but it looked like she'd passed out in the aisle. We would up landing in Nebraska, and the woman walked off the plane looking totally fine. Then we sat in Nebraska for an hour before we could take off again. You... ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Cannot begin to describe rage flowing through my veins right now Same for me awhile ago. Seems to be back now though.. >Better solution: photoshop a degree and start gettin money for nothing like everybody else. Bonus points to an astronaut that has a pic of them playing that shuttle landing game on the iPhone while landing a shutt- oh yeah... You can see his boner. I genuinely didn't spot that until you mentioned it. I read it twice, too. Brain, why you only *pretend* to read words? That's the joke. HAHAHA YEAH TOTES BRAH!!! The time wasted on reading this post... I read the statement wrong. A man gets rejected into the mile high club by a 5 year old. Why "not true"? Do you live in Réunion? Are you honestly trying to tell me that guy in the video can not hit a crowd of people 15 feet away with that slide fire Scram Kid! Pee IN the ceiling...? Nice try Pierce. That is one messed up fight club Oh my god! Apparently it's the "Best Friend" zone. Really? Chrome: " " > No, seriously you don't see posts on /r/atheism whining about how much reddit hates us Like I said, you sequester the jury! But of course then you'd have to pay the hotel bills. because we don't have enough tree ლ( ლ) People say that? I'm tempted to give this a try ... Not football, but I knew a guy in college who was a big Philadelphia Flyers fan and got a customized Penguin jersey with the number 66 and Hodgkins for the name plate. Open with an insult. Very nice. Makes you sound smart. My girlfriend's answer: ''A lunatic'' I see what you did there. :21 Elaborate Britain =/= England. You drove on acid? "Nerd Herder"...... slot for guitar pick... You'd be a good novelty if you said something, maybe made twilight references (chagrin). But no, it's all ಠ_ಠ this and ಠ_ಠ that. So boring. At least "Shut Up Apostolate!" can contain emotion or wit with more words, but is boring & unoriginal. Why the downvotes. Your thinking C/ is an SSD which it is for most PC gamers yet you get downvoted by naive kids thinking "Who has 2 drives " I have a degree in liberal arts Life Alert Wtf bra ... Her bare chest doesn't even look close. :20 seconds in: Did I just watch a 10min video on how to make a penis model for a game that I don't even own? That link was purple. Ya thats what i meant . Seriously? Trying to trick people into clicking your referral link? You have this account for **one year** and *this* is your first comment? Yes, cause that's the primary meaning of "oblivion". A video game. I know, but hey at least Volvo is still around, for now. When I first met this one classmate she was asking me what I drove (at that time) and I told her a Volvo and she said "ew...isn't that what old people drive?" Hey, hey let's not bring the "W" word into this ok buddy. ^this! TIL Too soon bro too soon... some team from the northwest that wears green? You didn't have $3,74? I laughed.... I whole heartedly agree!! It bugs the shit out of me ### Was...was his son a toddler...? CANNOT UNHEAR NOW "Japs" Just realized there's no mirror but **another girl** right behind her in the same pose. More like Disapproval Kitten . It almost looks like Does a straight jacket work for an armless guy? Pokememe i see what you did there God, I saw that episode. They're so expensive, too. And that old guy who had a harem of them... He "remembered" 4 or 5 black guys beating him up how would you know?! At 1:55 FALSE! (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ Don't know what it's like over there, but in London 9/10 people I see getting pulled by the po-po are black or of Indian/Pakistani descent. It was actually a dude Downvoting for suggesting thievery. Yes, no one would sleep... ...the fuck? OH DEAR LORD OF EVERYTHING THATS'S HOLY: IRON MAN SUIT, I NEED IT! I see you deleted your other post. Good for you, yet you are still using that source, for explanation incorrect, I have autocorrect disabled on my phone and I can make by typing *lod* (look of disapproval). Had no choice. Everyone was older for a long time. At the same time, "older" (40s) women were going back to school for the first time. The most annoying part was having a motherly/grandmotherly type think I needed help understanding the subject matter. You. Lucky. Fuck. Yet another example of something stupid and disagreed upon in the comments but it has over 1500 upvotes. If i hadn't read this comment I would have never noticed! I was entranced  someone's jealoussssss ** ** I could ask you the same question Just watch all the way through. Do not skip a thing. I found that the first time through season one, I was a little bothered by the corniness (can you say Raxicoricofallapitorians? ), but I just got entranced by the story and the Doctor to even care. Now, going back, I see how far the show has come, but still love the almost child-like shows of the first season. Wait wait wait, WAITING for a more tragic 'accident'? Sell their copies of a digital game linked to an account. Seriously tho, making fun of someone for being a faggot, if undesirable, is not even close to the same as assaulting someone. Maybe he oughtn't be harassing her for being a box-eater, but he's probably just teasing and that's OK, if that's it, and she's a stuck up bitch with a stick lodged way up in her cunt. **Could this work?** Okay your friend gets a job at a dealership, the friend isn't planning to keep the job anyway,the friend makes a couple hundred bucks his first month on the job. Now it's time for a big scheme,you go in to the car dealership pretending you don't know the salesman (who happens to be your friend) and you pretend to be negotiating, on the other hand, you and your friend are planning to fuck over the dealership by doing this. Your friend then sells the car to you for less than **half the dealership price**, you and friend do all the paperwork in secrecy, so the manager won't notice this shitty deal. Although your friend gets fucking fired from his job(because the manager will eventually find out), you have a new car for almost nothing! You now have two options keep the damn car, or sell the car back to a different dealership and profit a ton. Of course you split the money with your job-less friend too! NOW TRY IT DAMMIT Your name. . Nice pic.... the title however "Adventure Ti-.......... " Looks like you weren't too flustered to put the photo through a filter. Black girls don't have nice faces? Wait, did you get downvoted for that? Not enough in the world. ͏ Their acting I skip through that, sometimes I stop the porno cause the screaming is so bad ahaa some peoples butts are just too easily hurt, and yes I agree, but proper use of MUST be maintained in order to keep it funny. Plot twist: this IS your office After looking up all that stuff on bird sexuality, I have a strong urge to wipe my Internet history and also my brain. What does this have to do with anything? Taking care of a disabled child isn't exactly a money making scheme. Two weird sentences that should never go together I expect this account to continue to be as active as it was before this post . Mmmm... I'm afraid this *is a spankable offense...* Please tell me she wanted to buy it as a joke. Please. The Emperor's New Groove is the shit. I don't think it got enough recognition though. Also, I've (accidentally) seem some smut about that movie online . . . Why are you complaining when you could be hitting him with a table? Not when it's explained so eloquently... you ruined it! . upvote >In human history? I read that as Madonna Unspeakable things. People shoving hands and going elbow deep into other's assholes.. and licking prolapses... ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ You took a photo while driving. Access to what Internet? China restricts a lot of the Internet to their citizens, I have been there. I spent two hours with the head of the government that is responsible for censoring the Internet. You don't want them involved with your laws. :)... Care to describe that chapter? Unless its disturbing I was thinking this as well, if OP is driving.............. Not a single black girl on the "featured" list. 492 games for me currently......... .... ...... It's a little crazy Maybe I want to drop the soap Chucking Bob's decapitated head at a wall and having it explode. yep... my dad is a pretty über religious guy (prays all day, goes to taraweeh, listens to Islamic videos/recordings on the internet all day) and occasionally I'll have to fix his computer. and whenever I do I always notice he's been going to some porn sites .... not visited frequently but I know it's there lol Anal, I mean if the dude is going for it, it reminds me of gay sex "Wogs?" Please explain how destroying the twine towers helped them survive Can't decide between deceased carpet and dark babies. But that ass is a close second. I can outrun all the weapons you listed except for the gun You got my upvote for Breadfriend Those audience members treat that show like a public forum. I heard my mom fart once. Then I seized up and died. Once I came back to life, I realized what I had witnessed. I've never been able to look at her the same way since... 6000 grand......... Are you a lesbian? Read that testicle Will you have sex with me if I gave you a taco as payment? Needs more paragraph. idk y u have negative karma on this post... C'mon redditors ... Can't wait to install it A christian once told me that imaginary friends are demon/angel manifesting... One of my friend is always asking me strange things about sex/periods and it can make me pretty uncomfortable. I had to basically coach her through periods because she didn't want to have to talk to her mom about it. And when she wanted to start using tampons, I had to show her videos and do drawings, and she even half-jokingly asked if she could have a demonstration Are you happy now? I had to RES tag you as " ". Good job. Now go sit in your room and think about what you've done. Annoyed by companies commercial. Comes on reddit and gives them free advertising. Is that a banana in your butt or are you just happy to see me? You seemed pretty cool until it said you eat whale. . Absolutely. This reminds me of the playboy article on heterodox econ, where an audience of economists applauded a mathematical explanation of rational suicide. Why would you shit outside at *Disneyland*? Yep, was with a girl I was sorta friends with (we dont talk anymore) and we were about to hook up when she said "You don't need a condom" I said something liken"oh, I don't mind using one". Still had sex. Good I'm a moron. Bitter? Play protoss on the receiving end of a 1-1-1 Did you do this with an eraser tool God wants you to send your kids to His camp, but first you gotta pay. Too. Me too. There was a bomb threat when I was in middle school and one in high school. They caught the two kids who did the middle school one. All they wanted was for school to be closed the day they made the threat . Oh yay racial stereotyping Damn. You really fumbled that question. Dave gave you a helluva look of ...Why would a mom do that......I....just Instead of having a fat husband, I now have a healthy husband, who gets turned on by high school girls Yes you typed the great parrot name right. If he sees this it will look like this: The orange thing doesn't have the heart/three on his head anymore Kinda looks like George Lopez My husband is still like that He already tried Not really NSFW..... mainly because there is no nudity at all... It's a conspiracy I also do this. But I do it in heels and dresses. People give me the face. IE ლ( ლ) Probably not, but I think someone is trying to insinuate that KD takes it up the butt... Then.. why are you complaining? How old was she, OP? At first I thought it said "fuck you". Shiiiiit... You broke United Nuclear. I knew someone who was convinced that his parents never have had sex. I tried to explain how it worked, but he swore on his life that they had never done such a thing. He ended up asking them... Baby I'll make you all night long ... am I watching....grass grow? "Brain transplant" "If we don't win this game I'm going to mail each and every one of you a piece of my foreskin." This feels like a spoiler. No its not a rom hack, it was just a secret release. Yea nice overcast. Can't imagine what my time would have been had the race been one day later. 100 degrees tomorrow Both. * * Schlitz Had to look that up and laugh and of coarse it's now the top now I'm in Austria and have the same ping on American and European servers it's like watching soccer turn to qwop to diglett use dig My parents having an after-sex smoke... They were both lounging on the bed, naked what...? how? I sure hope so. Na'vi. My girlfriend is a twin, and has the same problem. I'm donating plasma for the first time tomorrow "*possible*"? How much is it? Yes, where the hell else would they be? She asked you to smoke her out? I got news. Not productivity... This is only semi-related, but you can DEFINITELY tell Erin Brockovich isn't wearing a bra. wut. It probably took that long because you didn't use potions Wait, what? ... sigh... Predator dyrus strikes again...shhhh shhhh Stupid Ubuntu, what language pack would be in? I know right?! Especially when they get just a tad burnt and crispy... augh.. My fiance and brothers went to the river for a little pre party hang out/beer. And I've been waiting for my delicious bbq'd meats for hours Gotcha! Yeah I was from the Alton/STL area before I moved to Rolla, MO. Woah woah woah, is there really Mormon magic underwear fetish porn?? No, Internet. Bad Internet. Fuck you content owner for not making it available on mobile. Dat Shaman Here laid afroninja..." *Reads* " "Love Wins", by Rob Bell. It interprets what the Bible really says about who can get into heaven, and it's a really inclusive and encouraging read. Disclaimer: I'm agnostic, was raised Methodist by my mom, my father's side of the family is Muslim, and one of the reasons I was turned off from Christianity is how a lot of Christians are so black-and-white about who can and can not enter heaven. My mom even said a couple years ago that she hopes my dad and I convert so we can all be together after death I was shocked to say the least. My grandma recently suggested that I read this book to see a different perspective. While it's not exactly pushing me toward religion or anything, it was actually quite pacifying to finally read something from that perspective. And it has some good, non-extremist anti-fundie fuel if you're into that kind of thing. Before we broke up I said "Maybe we should take a break" and he said "No, that's stupid. Breaks just lead to breakups" so I said "Fine. Peace" Fast forward to four months later when I have a new boyfriend and he messages me saying "We should have tried harder. I mean, we could have taken a break or something." B BS Well, it might work if you didn't enjoy fapping to your parents having sex ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ When I first had sex with my partner, I told him I had an IUD, but didn't explain the string. Afterwards, I asked him if he felt the string, and he was like "Ohhhh, that's what that was, I thought you had a weird vagina-hair." ... what do you do differently to a "for here" drink at Starbucks??? Some of these are very humorous and innocent. The others? I can't tell if it is an angsty teenagers, a misogynistic man-boy, or just an adult bully. It says "this video has been rejected" Ugh. Really? The fake train is picking up steam. nope, he doesn't even have a head just some eyes on a chest "Gold-Toofed Grin" Another reason to love my state Wut. This is utter bullshit. **ಠ_ಠ**^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ all of my wat Ugh, now I feel creepy. Don't spell like an animal. It makes me think the picture will be cute or funny. My question is how did you find this video? (What were you looking up? ) Funny video by the way. ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ waitwaitwait... I've frequented MMOHut since 08... Is spunkify Omer? Cuz they sound exactly the same Yeah we have our Olympics in your country wat da faq... Gimme brain freeze! Vertical hold... I know! I've been waiting for this episode all day, and it's felt like a lifetime. Watching the show, it feels like its only been 10 minutes since it started. Why does it have to go by so fast? **B BS** I know... Yeaaa some cop will call that a reasonable search. pigs: I don't know why, but I *keep* looking up. Any movie ever made Kill all the dogs! I have had this too! I haven't felt hungry in days and I started throwing up again- so much for second trimester smooth sailing . Yeah, that one was awkward, I looked over at the teacher and she was smiling away... How about you stay on trees? This happend to me too! 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I had to read it a couple of times to try and figure out what the point was. really? The only answer to this question is a stern It's a never ending karma train ! Never before have breakups been so lucrative I was just reading this post, and then as i proceed to go get some food i walk in on my mom watching boxing alone... When noticing i was present she quickly changed to travel channel. Im confused, what the fuck man? Funnyjunk... Requires Javascript enabled to see an image... 2x combo. iron armor for what purpose You know you've done some quality parenting when your toddler's outfit has the word "Sexy" on it Looks just like I'm 7'1. I think my biggest was 4mm and I still couldn't pass them. A tissue box... or a shoe box Is it just me, or does it look like a cervix receiving an artificial insemination? California does this too. Good thing (or bad) that he didn't get PO'd at the PO box. it looks like you're sucking off a cat To whine Australian here. The first day I was ever in America, I remember being in McDonald's and some lady was screaming, cops came and what not but long story short her son had broken into her car right outside so she called the police on him, your reaction was same as mine Is it me or is the box getting smaller and smaller Barclay... Barry.... Bort.. Aw, come on. Bort!? I wanted to click "Continue" at the end Ha. Had a similar thing with American tourists here in Europe. It was very hard to convince them to cross the road when the pedestrian light wasn't green, even if there were no fucking cars anywhere close. **SO MUCH ** I wear glasses too. Do you get the classic "Shut up four eyes," joke alot? Because I do. Uh wat Are you a man or woman haha :P and incidentally i'm actually going to new york next year ... Uh... What would you use the TNT for other than to blow it up? Build houses out of it? Make it first person and have mounts while your at it.. Tattoo design straight from Word But still... Do you **ACTUALLY** believe he was begging for a key? I could tell it was joke because it was in reply to another begging joke. That, and I kinda fucking saw the picture The selling of beer at the very front of your grocery stores. Mind you, it was Texas, not sure if that makes a difference...but seriously I was like . Yeah that would end war, crime, and violence all right, because there would be no one left to commit it. But does your sister have a baby? Proof ? Butt sharpie thing ? I think I missed something *WE DON'T TALK ABOUT IT* Your ... sentence... what? The thing is, it ticks me off when I see people say, 1mbps+ is just too damn fast. Dammit this sounds fun. And I could have made it on Sunday, but it's actually on Saturday. Thanks, frenchie. Thanks for raising my hopes just to break my heart The most shocking thing I saw in the U.S was a poo in the urinal at a McDonalds... I'm a South African (now US citizen) who has been living here for 15 years. I still don't understand why Americans use a knife and fork the way they do. First, they take the fork in their left hand and knife in their right and cut up their food, then they put down their knife, switch their fork to their right hand and then eat. If a piece of food is still too big, they will use the side on the fork to cut it. I was having dinner at a friend's house when their daughter asked, "How come they don't put their knife down? That's bad manners." to which the mom replied, "It's ok - that's just how they were brought up." Same in Germany. If I run around on the street and somebody says "good morning" to me, my face goes and I answer "Yeah... good morning.... I guess?" "Jackie" Explain to me why this is funny? My first thought when reading that was "That guy is going to get shot by someone in their car when he refuses to leave and they're going to say he attacked them and get away with it" Thought we'll never talk about this again Gibberish. Does NO ONE realize that those dudes WERE WORKING WITH THE THIEF?? automatic "waterproof glass" I don't see the point of having a watch like this, if you are going digital why not use your phone. Does anyone really think this compliments anyone's style? Personally I think it looks really bad. Also his eye glasses I'm gonna hate on as well haha ...or senseless... edit those dots in mutha fucker In the nude? Suspicious white vehicle is suspicious as fuck. The children look scary. But the parents are the real scare. Child abuse, that's what this entire show is. >le People say this but then in another post a comment saying that SAHP's are childish and only do half the work of a working parent got like 10 upvotes this subreddit is moody. and look at little Huskie Himmel! ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ I was a lesbian and the girl was afraid I would fall in love with her. She's not even attractive That's good, because I was just about to tell you you look just like Hitler. I'm a summer student for a Canadian govt agency right now. This is why I'm scared to send e-mails - theoretically I could send one to everyone in our agency. In the whole country I did this when Battlestar Galactica was coming. When that last episode came on... One does not drink radler with orange soda. I feel you dude. Same height. Sometimes it annoys the shit out of me. Especially when women are like "You're so short but you're so confident!" thanks . Don't call me Reddit please. I've been in LA for 10 years and haven't been to more than half of these places The kids? im not sure whats worse. the asshole who stole the keys, or this being an image instead of a permalink..... All these Blaziken The guy who said he was Canadian isn't the same as the other idiot, look at the usernames correctly. Can't help thinking this one might be a little more MOVIE related, why are the papers and profilers not blaming the movies? I mean it was related to the batman film right? and was in a movie theater? But games are to blame? ? ? # 2 brothers were showering together... How did you know I like the part where you edited out the little jab about me not using my head. Who the heck said that's all I get out of it? If that's all I got from the show, then I would be one strange person to keep watching and subscribe to this subreddit. I was born in 1993. Disaprooving Lemur says; "Why u no got better job?! " In 3000 Years you turned into a man? His best friend wants your pussy The question is, what were you searching for Is your girlfriend a teacher? I feel I might know her. I'll definitely make sure my next pair doesn't have black palms... though with my luck they'll just stain my hands white instead. You're gonna need to elaborate on that one Dat sunburn >When talking to guys: use a few, and use the cool ones: ◔ ◡ ◔ ಥ_ಥ ¯(°_o)/¯ Yeah..... So we can just erase phrases out of the Constitution like they were thrown in without any measure? Like they weren't forged over the course of many disputations? So the concept of regulation and a militia and the state is right out? Good to know. I'm going to rethink the 3d Am for you so that the Coast Guard can sleep over See those people? The bigoted, idiotic, homophobic, idiotic religious people from westboro? Yea, fuck those people. Cerotona y Palfisico? Extremely annoying! I know exactly how you feel. Please, do this Why thinkofitthisway? Seriously! I just looked at the page and instantly went this crashed my Firefox e.g. Not i.e. Eat my turtles and I'll eat you. 50% of those people are retards. Just kidding. But seriously My breeder sells all her cats for $650. That's on the suspiciously cheap side considering their good pedigrees, but I did my research with her and she is a wonderful breeder. Most Bengals are in the $700-$1,500 range -- those are big, scary numbers, but it's best to abide by them. Be VERY CAREFUL about cheap kittens! A friend got hers for $250. He looked like a vaguely spotted tabby, and wost of all: he died under surgery. :( He suffered from the Bengal's big genetic problem: a heart condition called HCM that reacts adversely to a relaxant used in surgery. Good breeders test for it frequently and are doing their very best to eliminate it from the breed. Here's the real gem: When my friend told the breeder her boy had died from HCM, the breeder offered her condolences by saying: "Oh, Really? That's weird. I wouldn't be surprised had it been from the *other* litter." She was *intentionally* breeding pets that would probably have heart problems! Backyard breeders don't give a shit about the cats, they give a shit about the easy money. Good cats are expensive because of all the vet bills and TLC that the breeders put into their cats, and IMO, it's worth every penny! Not sure I approve of this response You agin In the first 10 minutes i learned more about physics and rocketry then in my 13 years in california public schooling. English unfortunately i did not learn in those 10 minutes . Thank you op that was cool. The ol'.......... I didn't think it actually happened where people reposted exactly the same stuff but this fixed post and the original has confirmed it! This was done around a year and a half ago with a fucking blue hard hat... SO. MANY. ICONS. It's a cleaner, but it shouldn't be put on skin Every thread.. I'm not from Korea, I don't have a 1billion terabit connection! Why would you tell people thsi?!? Why wouldn't you take that shit to your grave?!? anyone that mentions 'YOLO' or 'swag' Miley Cirus? That looks sick! Where did you get this from? I have a 2009 red of the same color that is now asking me to put it on her. Women How do you pronounce " " ? anyone that *whines about* 'YOLO' or 'swag' Are you trunk to be new TiR? I'm confused. I can see it now. Yamato is in battle and his shirt gets ripped and he is forced to take it off. His enemy's face: LOL, Havent heard that one before... ... Anyone who whines about people whining about 'YOLO' or 'swag' ಠ_ಠ Then let's hear it for not following reddiquette. Anyone who whines ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Because burning the roast is exactly the same as grabbing a person. How do you even make that leap of logic? >you can get way easily ** ** You chose cigarettes over soda I honestly don't understand this phenomenon at all. It grossed me out as a kid, I didn't need to be scared about it. worry's? >Because burning the roast is exactly the same as grabbing a person. How do you even make that leap of logic? While this doesn't necessarily work in groups of 50 ( at you, Asura/Sylvari zones on BWE3 launch), I certainly see tanking/damage mitigation as being an incredibly viable contribution to ad-hoc groups. I often found that my Scepter-focused Mesmer clone-armada often took the bulk of all boss heat, effectively leaving the rest of the swarm bruise-free. Well this is awkward, Ryan is that you? Oh trust me, we catalogue evey geo-tag from every digital picture you guys upload. WE ARE WATCHING Pretty bad, I wrote them down but they're way across the room and I'm so tired. Lame I know. I know on the push-up jacks I only did 3 ** ** The sad thing is last October I did P90x for about 2mths before I quit. I was in good shape, but I have an office job and barely move all day. Takes it's toll. the devil. Who'd want a Kaidan hoodie? That dude died *ages* ago. /*sarcasm* annnnnd people downvoted When getting my appendix out, I was heavily sedated. I told the nurses and doctors that I was "The king of drama land" and tried to smack a nurse. I was in fifth grade. Seriously...? He was putting for a score of par, but if it would have been his original tee shot, it would have been an eagle with a difficult breaking putt. Would you like it if people made choices about you and what you should do with your body? What are you a republican? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ^fag Fucking Ants I did this once... and hit myself in the head with the neck. I couldn't believe my stupidity Yes and she barks at every damn thing they pick up I laughed for the first time in days . Mom said to me: "It's a good thing you're a good sleeper. You're gonna need it tonight." when I was 13. Everyone in the Colorado TDKR audience had legal access to guns, and only the mass murderer chose to exercise his 2nd Amendment right Guns cause nothing but death. Ditto, whenever people find out a girl, they ask me for naked pictures. And you still managed to take a picture? How could you ever do that to a dog you love? Mine son does worse than that, and he's 9 months old. Once again, Don't ask Wow...that really escalated quickly This was posted last weak Ma'am? Dis here cat ain't no hick kinda retarded sometimes though... O_o Oh yeah... The snapping turtles are especially cute when they... *bite your fingers off* Also, . DAMN GIRL! You're flatter than the door you're standing next to . I feel like I just read an infomercial. Didn't know we could advertise here. Blue belt 3 stripe here - I got awarded my third stripe early for commitment and ability to teach a much heavier islander girl - now been in hospital / bed for 3 weeks with a herniated disc. > Yeah, today I decided to cut my caloric intake in half. Don't worry, I'm still getting around 2000 calories a day. Thanks!.... oh wait.... your username! Because all abortions are achieved by shooting the fetus. We don't set the prices. I'm not going to lower them for you. not sure if sarcasm That happy-go-lucky music in the background is annoying as fuck. Stop laughing and discipline your kid ffs. Damnit! Too late, caught me with the play on a dependable Reddit username. He looks like a 30 year old. This shit was seriously fucked up .....I had two gfs in college go in for flu symptoms and literally get told..."you are probably pregnant". So they got too freak out while i got to have aheart failure going ....how the fuck am i supposed to be a dad when i apparently can not fail to have children even when wearing a condom every fucking time..wtf....university. It looks just like him . No atheists allowed? This is amazing. ಠ ಠ Oh dear science help us if Discovery Channel ever does that stupid shit. If people think the blood boiling from King of the Hill being cancelled for the Cleveland Show was bad. That's nothing compared to putting that toddler crap on. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ All these Alakazam " " "accidentally" Yep. I definitely didn't search 'man waxing floor with pictures of buttholes hanging on the wall'. ... ...nice.... ... it looks like an OB tampon, which do not have applicators. it definitely should have a wrapper though.... No that much related, but I think the best proof that Digg was completely broken was the event. somebody on reddit posted a imgur pic of "ಠ_" on reddit, so the thumbnail looked like "ಠ_", and put ಠ as title, wo the whole thumbnail+title looked like " ". They don't want your money because you're using Internet Explorer. Dude... Just posting because of aka my mom. My baby sister has been threatened to not be treated by our doctor because she hasn't been vaccinated, and my mom's logic is that it must be a conspiracy. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ POWER Somehow I read how to recognize a gay bear .... I was quite surprised by the image loading Don't know what I was expecting though Holmes looks like Toby Turner in that picture only use :) and :( none of this ◔ ◡ ◔ ಥ_ಥ ¯(°_o)/¯ :3 bullshit When my Dad first met my future wife she dropped a letter and it fell on the floor near his feet. When she bent down to get it he said 'while you're down there'... Commenting to try this ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Likes you? Where is your other hand! ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Clever bastard Who told you the plan whyborg? Lol close Steam, I am sure that is why payment won't go through. Then what did you do with all those lemons I bought? I didn't even relize... I just read the same thing twice... Damn n00bs! .... you have several missing cats? That bloody 'double stream', always gets me! I was wondering why everyone's ಠ_ಠing. Then I realized that the button is not just *right there* on the iPhone version. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ this is amazing They definitely were not a one-hit wonder band bro ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ In my car no one can touch my phone, I pick the music because it's my car. This really seems to irritate people. Most of my friends listen to the same kind of music but always want to play what they want. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ "redditor for 7 months" You spin a web of lies Not the good kind of loss. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. I don't know why but it just gives me the creeps. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Sorry, but I don't believe this.... The stems are aptly cut and my dogs are never that gentle... ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I watched the entire 30-or-so-minutes-long Chinese lesson advert only to be told the video was not "currently available" Which hair I have 3. That's like most of my bp's worth Not sure if that's a good thing, given your username. I know you were referring to the pinky, but I couldn't stop looking at the creeper next to her nodding her head... My cat likes to rub against my legs while they're still wet which just results in a damp cat and shedding hair stuck to my nice clean legs You high fived yourself? I thought you were going to link s_l and I was going to hehe and haha but instead I got a face full of NSFW and went According to /r/techsupportgore on the thread op posted there, the liquid inside it boiled. Which means the inner temperature reached over 100°C. I've gotten into a lot of trouble in school. But hands down the *stupidest* reason has to be when I asked another kid in 2nd grade if his cross was made out of silver. I missed recess ლ( ლ) ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ It's funny because lots of people died on that day lol 'the government doesn't create jobs', the USPS, teachers, libraries, bus systems, do not exist? BBT is a your mon joke. I don't regret it as much as the other person regretted it...hehe. (reddit) ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ .... ('__')( Me) "I haven't either" She also enjoys drywall ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Cray cray like how everyone has skipped over that this could be a neurological problem. it's ok he's not dangerous ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Doojoon & Junhyung climbing the wall near the end. Sick fuck So Michelle is the best catwoman ever, even though you haven't even seen Anne as catwoman to make a valid comparison? I remember going Anti-mode against him, shitting my pants, and Mickey completely saving me. Xaldin was probably my hardest non-Säix fight # I wish we'd get shit in pill form, I got pulled over wish with a bun and a half all wrapped up .1 individually in wax and tape. Can't exactly swallow that. # # can't tell if trolling intentionally or really bad I want to say checkmate atheists, but every time I make the joke I get downvoted It's tar... you put tar on a roof... Asphalt is for roads... Good golly reddit... Am I missing something here? Where's the almost politically correct part? Fiddlestick Catalyst Wit's End and Madred Still they and we in Sweden will have to pay up for the southern Europe mess when the power will have to shift even more to Brussels in order to fix this circus. Such a fucking stupid idea this EMU. Just opening your eyes and looking at the huge differences in culture and finance between countries should tell you that this idea was not about to work. You lost me at the font. No she isn't OMG "redditor for 2 days" i'm throwing upvotes at the screen but, i still don't have a pet african I prefaced the statement with "perhaps", so it's strange that you start off with "do you really, really think that". **Bold moar things**.... I heard it makes your argument more valid. Jim: I'll do it for a case of beer and the return of my hedge trimmers you borrowed a year ago Still hurt...I figured I wasn't doing it right so I tried about four more times. Still hurt. Then get insurance, or does that cut into your weed and alcohol fund. The UK's population is vastly smaller than the US's. So that 51 deaths? Take that as a fraction of a population, then multiply it against the US's, and you'll see close (UK's will still be smaller, but not by much) numbers. Also, that this is a right wing only thing is a load of crock. There are many on the left whom also defend gun rights, myself included. You started out fairly reasonably, but quickly devolved into sensationalism in the last 3 paragraphs. Muslims and Jews taking over? Seriously? Stop bragging about the size your shits. It's disgusting and I really don't need to hear that. You thought I didn't get the pun? Dat cursor wait a second... Obligatory that tree was fertilized by dead bodies Girlfriend is late - and the pregnancy test is negative. One of these two will prove to be a lie. - fucking creep My boyfriend's mom does a similar thing to my boyfriend. Looks like something my stepmom would post on her facebook wall I came across a pregnant woman with a huge belly at the bus stop. She was smoking a cigarette and drinking a huge coffee. They used comic sans for the higgs boson report NSFW I'm gay now, but i started smoking weed before I realized I'm gay. So logically, marijuana turned me gay. Nixon was right TEETH "Your telling me that you build in solo. You have been building the hard way. You are *supposed* to build in edit mode." ... check out center mall... Spelling error? is that what you're ing about? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ There is a button this piece of pooop airs on my birthday mandarin @ 62%; talent @ 59%; lifer @ 28% - these % don't add up. That picture cannot be unseen... Yup, that's what all we Christians are saying. Yes, until you arrived. But I'm a 20-year-old female who loves the show ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I have learned new things thank you! SK is a European team. Kids section? Desert: Or hasn't had it yet ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ According to my dad, it is wrong for me to play videogames, read fantasy books and eat too much cereal. He is probably right about the anime figures and the plushies though (im 19) He said he can't, not that he wouldn't. He was closer to me ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ We are talking about a complete power-off correct? And not just a screen lock? The only reason I ask is because I had a user that kept saying his iPad was going black everytime he set it on his desk . Come to find out, he had Bucky Balls (magnents) on his desk that was triggering the magnetic "screen lock" on the side of the iPad... When I was about 6 or 7 years old, I was jumping around on the bed with my cousin, same age, but he's a guy. I accidentally landed on the wooden headboard, and for the next hour or so my entire family, and my aunt, were gathered around the bed staring at my bleeding vagina. That doesn't have nothing to do with it. This is precisely the argument that's used to justify Christianity. I've always wondered. Thank you sir! Yea they went to my high school in SF I didn't get suspended but sent to the headmasters. When I was little my brothers and sister were older than me and in higher classes. So when I high fived my brother and his friends ,a little bitch ratted on me, saying I was slapping hands. I was high fiving. That was the joke The challenger explosion... ~( )~ There is!?! My only detention was for changing my computer screen saver that applies for only my account Marajuana >Your RDR link is to a monkey astronaut T-shirt. * * I'd sit on both there faces. Hope they like spicy ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Da*t* ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Cat bondage.... 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I think me and my friend were the only surfers not wearing a wet suit   ...in the shower. Party Van ? W... What's wrong with you? NSFM. ** ** Racist much? Dude WTF. [](/didthere "why can't people just use these ") What does "Simi" mean to YOU? Just as annoying is "$100 dollars". Keira Knightley. The way she talks drives me nuts. Chick-fil-A But my dad is a super computer nerd and HE CAN SEE DELETED HISTORY ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Woke up to one of these fuckers on my floor, even though it looked dead I decided to grab a jar to capture it opposed to picking it up. As soon as I put the jar over the top the thing went fucking berserk, the bitch was faking it the whole time. green godzilla One of the pundits on ESPN3 just said Gareth Bale is good not only for Spurs but also for the English team. Wtf is this saposed to be??? oh god why? Do girls do that Yeah...our engineer we had in Germany was the first on scene for the one about 3 years back or so. I totally did not see the picture of the gear handle in the up position 12 hours after it happened I read this as "I got your black." We were at a party and I left my stuff in my bag. I don't like carrying all my stuff (wallet, keys, etc) if I'm drinking cause it can be easily misplaced. I put it in his car for safekeeping and he slept in his car that night because there were no beds/couches/floorspace left. When I retrieved my bag the next day my wallet was empty, my phone charger was gone, and a bunch of my stuff. He was out of work at the time. Somehow he got ahold of a bunch of money cause the next day he took his friends out to eat, at red lobster. Try a different ROM, and make sure you have gpSPhone Bios installed. (And that you're using a GBA ROM ) ... did you just compliment your own post? No... ...says the blue falcon...who will inevitably fuck it up for all of us. I have no idea what you are asking for Ohh I can hear the sound of that gif! Do you want to know what it sounds like? It sounds like an idiot who didn't realize that somebody was going along with his dumb joke. Happy?Now nobody wins. Do you want to know who are the losers, now? Everybody. Everybody are the losers, now. Whoever posted this on their Facebook deserves to have a spider superglued to the inside of their eyelids. Nice RSN. ◔_◔ ლ( ლ) It successfully made me not want to be a social worker. The 1% A man dies and you worry about damage so this is normal to WTF? Oh God, does Steroids Korra have a crotch bulge? It's healthier then going to r/wow and saying shit like that... Even worse... Swag fags I can see the pixels.........-_- Its A FAKE My employment status. You realize you're on r/aww, don't you? Lol Yes, I actually love iTunes support for podcasts. It's free and easy. That's all I need, but no support on ICS Good ol' cold war aggression. Oh, how we barely miss you. I always like to comment; BWAHAHAHA BEING GAY IS HILARIOUS! Party with g3 pony Your mail MP3HD store the data in an ID3v2 tag?! C'mon, man. Tag this NSFL ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I disapprove of your existence Fuck You! ლ( ლ) I thought I was the only one... And just before I clicked, I could have sworn I had read, “Me In ***Meth*** Class”… Shit, TLC is their enabler. They must think it's *actually okay* to act that way. Old School MRI! Everything is in order... Oh wait it doesn't matter anymore.. Wat.... Canada doesn't have instant queue??? ... well fuck Chocolate dipped bacon anyone? PARENTS . Hmmmm straight hair Glad you're diving with a buddy. I don't get why someone would say COYS and not Come on you spurs? Anyway... Come on you COYS! Redditor for 8 hours He's the Rich Uncle not "Mr. Monopoly." Rich "Uncle" Pennybags to be precise. "You look too white in the screenshot." It's happening now DId you see the resolution he Is running at? Fuck You Too! ლ( ლ) "Interesting feats" the woman sign looks like a hand shoving a cock into a wide open mouth Grounded for two weeks. ┌∩┐( )┌∩┐ I stopped reading at, "Ugbugbu Owukpa, Ogbadibo" I work at midnight. There are 472 people queued up for the ebook on my library's website. Yeah, that's why they have been fighting tooth and nail to keep from any of the allegedly ill-gotten CPC riding results from being overturned. They are protecting the CPC from charges of election fraud... because they are against them! He didn't shoot, he watched people shoot. Got this a while back. Couldn't stop playing it during my much breaks at work, my co-workers would go "Who is Chopin?" and I'd be all like " " My mom made me join that two years ago Sorry... I meant to say open to the public for free one day a year. ** ** "... His creation begins to jerk ..." - no doesnt help if they stare like you want something while your talking to them Heh, me too. I actually still have the old tests in my bathroom drawer. I was going to take a progression photo but never did. Still would... no, emailing a no-reply address is illegal and will get you put in jail... It cannot be unseen! Do not speak of the cumbox ever again. About 50k after all was said and done. The economy was better at that time. Yup, because a horribly unethical 50 year old experiment can, with absolutely certainty, predict what over a million people would do in a highly unlikely and hypothetical situation. 9gag Plug it in? He was amazed and pulled them out from my brain, massaging one and softly sucking the other no boots ! Zuko's nipples. Is that a playbook? I kid. ...all we'll... He just made out with her nose. SnD ಠ_ಠ^ This is a true statement. I wear it with pride. I said "what the hell" while chatting with friends. It had nothing to do with class work, neither was it directed toward the teacher. That was my only detention in all of high school. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ^you_suck! Not sure if he is, but I'm married with two kids. reported That's... kinda creepy i am croatian and just *koji je ovo kurac* ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Go to r/conspiracy they have shit like that everywhere I've come to thought that I should just learn Japanese so I can play the new Pokemon games before they're translated. You have casual drinks at 17? Nobody cares, Apostolate... In French ಠ_ಠ the dollar sign . NO MARRIED WITH CHILDREN?!? This is a distant "used to", though only because I said Macromedia and not Adobe. I still do some hobby webgames now and again. You'd be surprised how alive and well the community is. Flash games pop up in r/gaming and r/funny all the time, but most of Reddit only seems to acknowledge Flash as the source of animated ads, never its good aspects. Okay. C'est juste des enfants... A rat in a cage of fuck - Renegades of Funk > implying I ran into traffic without looking first My sister is 9 months 2 weeks after my dad's birthday and I am 9 months 1 week after my mom's... Better go to /r/illuminati for that shit. ** ** Reminds me of the lines "my family has been hating immigrants ever since they came to this country" so it holds by shoving the thin end up my ass? If you dig around in his site, you'll find pictures of a plush Lola Bunny doll with BDSM spreader bars. 7hrs? I'm glad you represent all other hotel users Which is FIOS... At first I was like *club penguin* I think you asshole ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ So...many...puns... Oook, that's Normal. A celebrity who helped someone push their car? Yeah. Real douchebag. These kind of looks?: You fucking guys Or read any of the context of the video Did you really just share your address on Reddit? Is the crontab completely empty now? On some older systems (I'm -ing at you, Solaris) running 'crontab' with no options silently installs an empty crontab. At first I was all >Yes, because 100,000 years' worth of selection pressure can totally be overwritten in the blink of an eye by synthetic hormonal contraceptives that have only been available for less than sixty years. Bloodletting for a lower back problem? Three redstone torches on each side? that is so inefficient! You can make a simpler and faster door by removing two torches on each side, then it'll actually be so fast you can sprint right through it! Warmachine Because anything and everything related to black people is racist ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ My dad used to let me and my brother draw on his back with felt tip pens! Usually before he was going to have a bath. ^^ But he had psoriasis and I can't imagine it was too good for his skin... She was high on Candy. It was *you* who ruined it, not her. She was well within her rights, you were just being a prick by cheating. Upvote for info, but I'm not a lad Ughhhhhhh this thread is making me feel sick to my stomach, literally. This guy is so fucked up in so many levels, and I was just about to jump in and type what you just did, how he is sick for asking a rape victim to role play with him by PM as part of his "redemption". Sick, sick, sick. I could not agree with you more. **What the fuck is wrong with people in our world? ** Where... Where's he at?? Nobody does that Pig: You saw nothing. Yeah, even entry-level jobs require "experience" nowadays. ENTRY-LEVEL jobs. I'll bring the lube. I'm 16 and my dad walks around public in the same exact blue denim mechanic jumpsuit and has a mullet. You don't know no English. No idea who this was. The thumbnail was wheezy from the Jefferson's. I said, no way... But still clicked. Is it just me or does the cat on the left have the look on his face? ** ** Oh, cool, Anon. Good work, this seems to strike at the heart of the matter. Don't you dare try to start a "But he killed Hitler" debate here, young man. That's not a circle jerk! ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Dat keyhole OP said *childish* They block quickmeme but no reddit So you think you can repost, eh? WAT. Please don't I'm new, I dont know how to build my own, that's why O need help.ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Yeah, get your pleasure out of poor Blake dying. Gobernar y ocuparse de temas importantes tales cuales como, los grandes kilombazos económicos en los que estamos incurriendo, delincuencia (y ojo que no digo inseguridad), droga por todos lados, hambre, miles de personas que no tienen con que vivir etc etc etc. Son nimiedades al lado de decisiones de alta prioridad como esta que nuestra adorada líder, ejem perdón, presidenta una vez mas esgrime con altura y elocuencia. Made my hole weak....... BUTSEX I'm pretty sure Stewart was merely mocking. I don't really think he's pro gun. ** ** Living life! While I sell lighting fixtures Not now, I have a headache. "Desk into '92." Copy of Windows 95. "On one hand...but on the other..." in a comment for a picture of a girl with no hands. >Also, don't distinguish yourself unless it's necessary I talked about the regular keyboard and Emoji in the same sentence, and with the same reference. How are you getting a third-party app out of this? Third party apps cannot add to or modify the normal list of keyboards unless you jailbreak, and I never mentioned doing *that*. Don't get me wrong, I laughed like a little bitch but god that name... It isn't red, damnit why are you using IE? 52 and you're calling him grandpa? I was 10 when my dad was 52 My family was late when we set a time but mostly what ended up making me be punctual is the fact that they never set a specific time. They would just say "we'll be by around 4" and then show up two hours later Your kidding right? tell me you are. DO IT! No your not kidding? Well then. Your punishment must be more SEVERE. Do you work for Jordandepot or something? I had a teacher named Richard Head... He went by dick. Dick Head, I shit you not! For once, I am glad I cannot read this deleted comment... It was poisonous candy. What the hell does this have to do with atheism? This doesn't belong here... Not sure if you got my Catholics are gay joke, or just living up to your username. Those rims. Mine is a demon Retail? Im a pgy1 pharmacy practice resident. 40~k for now. How sincere, Dildo_Ball_Baggins You went through all that trouble just to tell me that .. What posts about swag? I'm pretty sure no one on reddit is posting about swag. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ le The way she squints in the end. Am I the only one that is bugged with the horrible color blending? Other than that, it's awesome. This is incredibly common in Utah Yeah, Bill Clinton said almost the same thing and look at him. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I thought I was doing pretty well at 100k. Now I'm sad. Thanks jerk 9gag ლ( ლ) I wonder why absolutely everything on that Wiki page requires sources to be cited... I'm more worried about what Vaseline tests... Let the badger go OMG. LITERALLY THIS. REALLY REDDIT? ^^ bar"craft" Him... Note that at the top it does infact source back. Stop over reacting . I read an article about a three year old in Oregon who ate 37 of the magnetic balls. *37.* Because her father brought them home from his office for her to play with, since she enjoyed them so much when she played with them there. ( ) He left her unattended with these things. Took me a while to figure that one out when the GM came out. I kept thinking "fuck is this shit corrupted?" Ended up redownloading it... This really doesn't bother me, except for the DRANO part! Yep; when those opinions include trying to deny a group of people rights and privileges that everyone else enjoys. ^^^ Dubstep games? Can't have limbs hanging off the bed while sleeping, because of reasons. ^ LOLZ. I was jerking off before i knew what jerking off was. I felt like I had to pee but only a few drips came out. BUT IT FELT SO GOOD. who the hell said Kristen Stewart is ugly. Whoa whoa whoa. Not seeing the Big Lebowski is one thing, but you haven't seen Back to the Future? Mother of god. Hey now, lay off the Russian prison tats. What does it tell you if I tell you that it DID make sense to me Elephants Adalia Rose.. Still Would.. Dear god you're attractive. There's a very specific actor you look like, but I can't remember his name. *You catch the blade* Sure. Your *friend* does this. the exact same amount of syllables Former factory worker here. You were saying...? I read "really cute lulu fart <3" ... > Umm....right....how does that work, exactly? Ive experienced something like that too. When he has anything else to do he goes and does that. Then when there is nothing to do he expects to hang out with you. Like you are the last option/least important. I've even had a friend come over. Then an hour later say something like oh my friend is having a party I want to go to. Guess who picked him up the first time and who needs to go back out to drop him off. He lived 30 miles away. . But he got better [](/blakeboston) Don't forget the dog! Yeah? Try being a resident in *Cleveland*. At least you're in California. Using "gay" as an insult. But I do it too Ask hotshot We are generation-debt Wouldn't that be a vagina More like get this #%£€¥ thing off me or I'll cut yours eyes out in your sleep.. I knew a guy named Yosue. Thats pronounced 'yo-sway' and he mostly went by 'sway' You support mass murder? Might've just been someone avoiding the crowd. I saw Lynard Skynard in concert and their big encore was Freebird and a lot of people were leaving to avoid the traffic. "Piss and vinegar" written on your underwear is *totally* a fantastic image. DAE THINK DAT ESCALATED QUICKLY WHOO! I'm on a conspiracy site? SICK! ... You linked to the censored version Selfishly, I've always considered GCT to be Metro North's domain (i.e., the northern suburbs). Now it will be filled with...*Long Islanders*. your tabs Wait a minute, Pail and her brother Shovel... Does anyone else see this? You did not just link me to Bing This is more than r/no sleep Thing take of what the fuck it's creepy. That's...uh...uh...I got nothing. It was in French? I sincerely hope either you remembered to convert from European standard units of diachrome to Central Global units, or your neighbors are assholes who deserve what's about to happen After the meal as an aperitif or digestive. Wow she's stunning... Oh, if we are just reply out of context then No one value this person's opinions from now on. I'm a college student paying tuition $7.50 an hour, one day at a time...at Taco Bell. It's hard to find jobs around here I still haven't been able to unsee it since it came out. First: The " " face. While I can appreciate its humour in relevance, it's still used excessively most of the time Nice try, Google recruiter I don't know whether to =D or at your troll ways. Why the ' '? And NOW *I* have the mental image of a naked Buckminster Fuller. * * You LIKED the Human Centipede 2? The one with the fat guy jacking off to the first one and then raping her with barbed wire? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ...yes Anus Destroyer No, the idea is to be a jerk by buying a small part of a railroad and then send it in circles in the mountains pretty much the exact same thing for me. my mom painted a nude of herself (although the face was purposely left very vague) for my dad, and it somehow ended up hanging in our living room. i always thought it was just a painting of a naked womans body, until one day my dad looks at me looking at it and says "thats your mom, you know?". thanks, dad those phantom dancers Yeah I was also confused by the hivemind's decision to downvote anyone into the ground who obviously had past abuse issues. "Hey everyone! This guy had a sad past! Let's downvote him for making us feel feelings because this is r/funny and it's his fault for being hurt!" the answer right in front of you, she's at what looks like McDonald's with a shopping cart replies that are just/mostly an emoticon, especially " " Thank you. I don't pirate ebooks, but some of the excuses people are throwing out make it seem like they think pirating is the right, even *moral*, thing to do. this subreddit has a LOT of subscribers Why is this in funny >Let's downvote him for making us feel feelings because this is r/funny and it's his fault for being hurt!" I hope you mean straight girls? It's just disgusting to me. The dangling penis and sweaty balls Dude, now I want to WIN !! More stress for me, THANK YOU True story. A kid in my class is using OCI as a safety net if he doesn't get a clerkship or P.I. Fellowship before he goes full blown P.I. Dude as a connoisseur of big fat cocks, it mildly inconveniences me to read that you refer to such an enjoyable activity as something undesirable. But not as much as being tangentially compared to Comcast! you know me too well This was the first time I legitimately made this face out of reaction irl. Is this a rare occurrence? It's happened to me three times in the past week. My care packages seem to love landing on the corners and taking fun little bounces like that. Hmm, I find no humor in this. AH HA! My redditor coworker told me last night about this horrible soup she made the night before called "Arabic Lentil Soup". This must be a repost. This sounds amazing and all but I'm going to wait to see how google handles stuff like piracy and censorship. What's the point of having lighting fast internet if google ends up blocking the porn streaming sites you go to Obama contributed millions to overtly anti-gay organizations? Dude as a connoisseur of my medicine, it mildly inconveniences me to read that you refer to such an enjoyable activity as something undesirable. But not as much as being tangentially compared to Comcast! Not rage . Why must you name it exact change 'rage'?! raw. ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ♫ I am a 31 yo Orthopaedic Surgery resident now in my fourth year. I make 58k. Also 243k of debt and growing. Can't wait to finish residency. Yeah, it looks like he isn't going to follow up. What next? Trixie x gummy? My really creepy science teacher is from Swaziland... ლ( ლ) Surprise ending, dog is fine, all is lie. Or is it? ಠ_ಠ I cant....i cant downvote this... Right, but as I said above. We do use a bunch of the technology that was developed or perfected for Plan9 every day. One example is the common ' ', which contains characters from a large alphabet and works thanks to some technology that was perfected around Plan 9. ლ( ლ) This is my reply to you!! Some fast food places are pretty good at wrapping their burgers in lettuce instead of a bun. I've had great experiences with Carl's Jr. and In N Out (although the Carl's Jr. burgers took 10-15 minutes to make, and the guy gave me a free cookie for making me wait so long ) Dude. Dude. This pains me. I had a kangaroo steak the same day I was petting them at the zoo. They were also selling kangaroo jerky in the zoo gift shop Don't be a Dick... I think you're overstating evolution's role in this. It is so great that you can find evidence to disprove your imagination. There is **NO** evidence on earth that any Maya ever attached more significance to this year than the start of the 14th Bak'tun (long count). They have even prophesied hundreds of events to take place *after* 2012. (or 5126 according to the Haab') And there were many different calendars used by the Maya simultaneously. The Tzolk'in is another Mayan calendar where they have just, literally, been counting the days for over 500 years and is still used in parts of Guatemala. If you did a little research you would see that the 2012 doomsday phenomena was 100% manufactured for the movie. I'll bet when I get around to reading some other comments I'll see that everyone has already, and continues to tell you this same thing. Avians and snakes. Runs towards the touchdown yeaaa you don't just eat the vaped bud ...da fuck? Smoking vaped bud, is hurting as well. The best thing to do with it, is to either make hash/oil/butane hash, or just melt butter with it in a pot on low. Then use the butter to make some cookies or brownies or something.. Eating your vaped bud is definitely ghetto as fuck. Also if your gonna make cookies, don't just throw in the weed chunks and leaves you strain it through butter. There should be no actual weed present in your edibles. That's a 4 year old spoiler This better happen Craig.... I saw car with a plate that read "MOM X2" As a transman, I can tell you that there's no such thing as 'simple' gender reassignment surgery. > yes sir! this time u, next time maybe i need help... $1,000,000.00 for his sperm? I'm sure it'd just be cheaper to buy a baby on the black market. MFW someone torches it on a fresh bowl > God DAMNIT! I did the same thing, but I only read "knowyourmeme" and clicked away! My mom was standing behind me too! 69 atleast we make the playoffs when we're "over" hyped Reusable... In my mouth. Now. "thats a nice though" "However, calcium intake from all sources, including non-dairy sources such as dark leafy greens or beans, was lower for women who drank the most cola." Yeah, I 'd when I found that out as well. Wrong! He clearly said he was a "scool high graduete"... You're correct - some people are so stupid Dude I bet this would work. I know someone who carried a bottle of mouthwash around. Except the mouthwash was everclear with food coloring. I thought it was scope for the longest time.. Not exactly the same as a schedule 1 narcotic, but just sayin' people don't expect stuff like that. A least I don't. I'm guessing you feel like a total dumbass for not buying AppleCare with your purchase right about now... That's incredibly aggravating. "I'm going to harass you privately, so there's no public record." Yes after the shootings in Colorado, I think is very appropriate to take out what would look like to the average person a rocket launcher (but really is a water fight bottle launcher). I dont see anything wrong happening Umm. No. I linked to the odi list. Look again. >Hmmm I know what I said.. Who would take the time to sculpt a dog shit in public And that's not stereotyping at all.... Aren't they all very loving and and o so strong as well You keep each other from suicide? Wow sounds really healthy I know, how dare he make sure women across the US have access to affordable healthcare! That monster! Most Giraffe's i've seen tend to completely ignore the defining feature of the species in regard to anthro'ness. As in, they have normal necks.. so i'm all forshan no es b Mine's 9 months after Valentine's Day ..Ouch ???? Camping? We were raiding the airfield and I was covering from the trees. It says Michiganders in the sidebar, even. That's the joke. Well jeez Oh wow really!? I suppose they fly the A-10 and drive ATVs in to battle while shooting MG36s This is for the International version, guys. I definitely know that feel. My girlfriend thinks its stupid and yet she watches the secret life of an American teenager You think she is stupid, and you ask her out with text messages? I'm horrified to say I found that incredibly arousing G d god man Looks like you've got great priorities... He's a right wing Tea Partier who touts liberty and personal freedoms; except for the queers and homos. $1000 is cheap? I got asked if Uganda was in Oakland. From my understanding, only the door is bullet proof PCP. you really aced that pun... i guess a comment like that just wasn't in the cards for me We don't understand it, obviously. Clearly, we do not understand the CONTEXT of the situation. dont get any ideas mountains? Also Boston. That shit is so annoying, and I'm from that area (but I refuse to pahhk the cahh in the Hahhvahd yahhhd). I hate Boston accents. Like that Dish (cable?) commercial with THE HOPPAH! ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ^ Excuse my language, but my first thought upon reading this story was, "Are you fucking kidding me? " "100$" or "$100 dollars". And you let him? ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ What kind of building / neighborhood was it? You def did the right thing by sneaking out and I'm glad you are ok... But still just wtf did you ever get his real info, work related maybe? Are you trying to extort karma out of this? This is a real subreddit. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Not sure whether to upvote because of the creepiness or downvote because of the creepiness I hate when that happens, I work my ass off applying to every EB in my area (there is four) and you walk in and have a job, . The first time I watchesd Bronson was with my boyfriend... Now that I think of it, I saw TDKR with my bf a few days ago too. I can't escape awkward Tom Hardy moments Yeah... This guy's an idiot. Any somewhat educated human being would know what this is, why would you call a 911 emergency line which is public record. The right thing to do in this situation would have been to call the non-emergency line and explain his findings. People are flipping out because of this and I don't understand why. The general population demands that we seek out and find possible terrorists to prevent threats yet they freak when a surveillance unit's room is found. HOLySHIt they are spying! One time I saw a church group wearing matching t shirts saying "What would Jesus do?". It actually does happen What? That's so irrelevant For a second there i thought that was the cats dick ..... Where I do and don't show my ass is my business good day. Well she *did* cheat on him... That's exactly what someone would say if they were setting a trap of some sort does it look like the text is slowly moving to the left What's the point of a Chinese fire-drill? Yeah, you got a problem with that? Lol I remember my friend asking why I dialed 763 before the rest of the number of his house number, they don't need to do that 'round these here parts. And they have a noticeable accent compared to the twin cities. slightly ...yea, I only go to barbershops that have almost no clientele No shit sherlock So THAT'S the guy I have to get rid of... . I don't like him. He seems too nice. . I hate it when people make direct eye contact. ---- ლ( ) Oh you are just the worst kind of novelty account. Cool mosquito bro ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ broversation... So you include the monitor for the pc price, but you don't include the tv in the console price? You say that a cheap "average" build is around 800$ and you add a sound card? ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ funny you should post that.. with that username You are my nuts? You named it. Hard to hear your tone of voice by reading text This is why they banned you. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ That lipstick... Nigga. Nice try FBI Commodore 64 came out in 1982... That is awesome i hate all emoticons, except for this one for some reason, it's the only one that doesn't annoy me, but i don't like any of the other emoticons. WAT Why is this front page? It has no substance. On yahoo fantasy football, mine is The expression is almost like That mustache How much mountain dew do you drink If you've read the story, you'd know thats what his profession was before the War of Power. My girlfriend does this constantly. She's a little white girl. I'm black and...not so little. Sometimes, whenever we're walking down the street, she'll just take off and look back at me with the most terrified face. The looks man... Goddammit I assumed these would be some of those little sexual things Disney hides in their moves, not lion kind hentai PED 'testing' at the college level At first I was thinking..."what, they've done peanut butter fingers a bunch...?" then it hit me. Seriously. I work for that camp... 'Toward' I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles ... Killdrive... What the fuck This seems remarkably similar to the pigeon lady in Home Alone 2 ಠ_ಠ A friend asked me to check her breast for lumps. Wat Her funniness doesn't excuse me wanting to see her rack from "The 5th Wheel" show.. Always wanted more of her. If he did just a funday, that would earn him a in the community. Nigga, that shit's off the scale. No seeds since 2010. ** ** I think saw the same picture in 9fag months ago and the same name Aaron, That, plus the fees aren't staggeringly massive ($100 000+) to begin with. US, I'm looking at you ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ( )>⌐■-■ Was not expecting those after pictures. Time for me to start running Because you can really afford that iPhone, mac book and car when you are an unpaid intern with a flexible schedule. I know what it means... He tripped and ended up with his 'probe' on your chest? This is HG/SS who the hell liked her comment Do you guys wrestle it out now? I usually explain this by telling English speakers that German has 16 words for 'the'. They often respond with.... It's a monthly magazine, the maids keep replacing it though $300 a week and 6days a week? The other day I was outside on the phone with a friend. I could hear somebody with an obnoxious bass in the car approaching and started telling my friend how I found it rude and annoying and a waste of money. They drove past me while yelling, "Hey sexy, what up baby, etc" all while I looked straight at them saying "You are immature, what is wrong with this generation and country, etc" They couldn't hear me over the bass, so they kept hitting on me like idiots. I hate being classified with other 20 year olds. That thumbnail ** ** My gf wants me to wear a bowtie.. Fresh artichokes. I love them but they are usually anywhere from $2-3 for a single head Yep, looks like an old cassette threaded on a light after i got my pentakill with talon and kassadin they called me "The big assed Assassin." They call me: Edward . And as to why, i play Vladimir a lot so, they named me after Edward from Twilight... I just went to look up the UK price for comparison and found out the megastore charges $20 less than US based shops, but won't ship here. >You don't have to use a cli right now to do "basic shit" anyways. I walk into the room and shit mysteriously starts working again Disinterest in the subject matter, for the most part. When I tell other girls what I'm taking in school, they either say "Oh neat." with a big fake smile on their smug faces, or say "Wow, that sucks!" As a former Walmart overnight employee... so many people do that it's not even interesting. Buy beer, a funnel, and a go to pets and try to buy a goldfish. That was the only guy who ever got a out of me. Because we didn't kill enough of you. /r/spacedicks makes me laugh more threw* ... This is the video i think or at least very similar but different music I made the mistake of opening this before closing my 24 other tabs yupp. im running google searches prior to each click. Don't need another feminism.org FBI fiasco on my hands yah, like that wouldn't be totally overpowered ... ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ This kills the boner. Mine is ... or maybe milk is really... Ben Dover Mine liked to clip the back of my calf with it as he ran by. It's "guerrilla" and I'm pretty sure everyone on the internet has seen that snip of the youtube comment Lol wat? Find me a DVD drive that loads faster than any standard rate sata drive. ....right. carry on then. I broke my middle finger playing basketball in high school and the doctor was very serious when he asked if I did it on purpose who the fuck breaks a finger just so they can be perma flipping people off for a while? ...because he's familiar with metric? I have said it before and I will say it again, big wild animals are not fucking pets... they are ANIMALS. What do people expect? These kinds of deaths are so unecessary... Bloody hell it makes my blood boil "Long smooth taste." I used to walk across a bridge over a small stream in order to get home from school. One wintry day there were some bloody tissues and icicles covered in blood just chilling on the bridge near the edge. Hooooooly shit. YES! Rapists always use condoms. I applaud your tolerance of other people's beliefs... Even better when it's a wildly inappropriate joke and the old guy turns around and gives you a Thanks a lot (for further extending my towering TBR pile! ) Mine went to take a shower after sexy times, he came back in the room for some reason and caught me fapping in my defense I was cleaning the mess and one thing led to another haha man after watching this and laughing for about 3 min, I will never trust a player in this game. EVER Yor kid? Tattoos and lip piercing = Maybe child porn. mordecai and rigby... also, when it's the world premier of a movie, my dad'll say "oh, yeah, i've seen that" or "i love that movie"... What's next? Man kills door-to-door Girl Scout Cookie Sellers? It's not ಠuಠ You can tell you love being a dad...PS her friends are gonna crush on you when they are older Not Funny Woman ლ( ლ) How did you forget Zeus? I'd like to wax dat ass. wow beat me to it, except for the sexy part ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ my stomach .... ಠ_ಠ at your use of " " Bewbs She seriously looks way too much like my ex girlfriend And why are you Facebook friends with a 12 year old girl? Haha, that's the one that my mom got. I ed at her until I got my own. Then I understood. Why were you looking there? I'm pretty sure I saw a cow bell in that kit. She didn't hit it once . Cinnamon Bun looks a little bit off... Typical platinum matches take around 25-30 minutes with an adequate team. P.O. box...... Who doesn't use metric. We have our eyes on him over at /r/metric. Yea exactly Oh my god, the fan girls Happened today, actually. I finished off the Civil War questline (Legion) and wanted Windhelm fixed so that I could buy Hjerim from Jorlief. I FT to Dawnstar, intending to FT back when a vampire attacks me and Marcurio. Marcurio sent him flying, and as I was about to go on my way, a frost dragon attacks. With the dragon attacking, I also noticed there were 5+ more enemies on my compass. I 'd and had an epic battle that lasted ten times longer then it should have because I was freaking out so much. I laughed pretty loudly at that my first time seeing it and was shushed the guy looked at me like i was daft. I thought maybe I had misheard it, no one else laughed with me. Explain As a husky owner, I agree! >Are you serious? 6236 games played I felt the hand, but it was on my boob. Yeah that's definitely a shit streak on the chair. I guess since it's left to your imagination...sometimes that's worse. If I had to guess, river or ocean water, maybe some sort of bodily fluid... Worth losing a hand I reckon. The shitty music ruin everything 10-14 beers is light drinking? Why are you still working for them?! I have 80Gb per month between my whole family. I can tell you one thing, YouTube/streaming uses up sooooooo much internet. I get blamed because my brother spends his time watching YouTube while I play league, which uses barely anything. Your spelling and grammar is better than the majority of the idiots I go to school with. No, you meant penetrated "He is the only film maker to have 5 films open #1 at the box office in the last five years beating out the likes of Steven Spielberg, Martin Scorcese, James Cameron and Quentin Tarantino"... TIL that actually reading my champion's skills makes sense. That is what I like to hear. Bisexual sadist Dom myself. With a stern look. Spongebob for president The initial budget for the Olympics was set at £2 billion it ended up costing £11 billion. Eleven years ago, my parents got divorced and I moved out with my mother. My dad was left alone and living in our old house all by himself. He doesn't really have any friends (by choice) and doesn't go out much. Recently he told me that there are three ghosts that live in the house with him. He said they're his friends. He proceeded to give me detailed descriptions of what they look like and what their names are. Not sure if serious or kidding. or the person below masturbating ...Brienne the pirate captain. It's a child. He has a studio in his basement and he wants to record you singing...... Photo collages take it up to level: ..just shower and not waste water and game later Meant that this guy called up a 16 year old girl he had someone stalk on facebook for him. Even if the guy is a minor, he has some issues. tsktsk I don't even have a T.G.I Fridays in my province, so I don't know what the commotion is about Nasus - Riot K9 SKin? Some people just wanna watch the world burn... This is what I came to say, but with more . It most certainly does NOT. Da Fuq did I just watch Alcoholics telling other alcoholics how to drink. A white gerald haha, I will have my word ready next time. speak for yourself, the people in my content don't need to cater to my desires. | m( )m | That reminds me of the time I was on top of a mountain near Saarthal for some quest, and as I walked down I heard Vilkas with Aela (who was my wife) fighting a frost troll somewhere.(I use subtitles) I pulled a and ran back but all I found was the corpse. I used Aura Whisper but there was nothing there. I proceeded to run back to Jorrvaskr to find them both standing there waiting to give me a quest. Kid with fanny pack.....not sure if boy or girl??? Is this a thing? I posted this exact picture like a month ago I saw that and automatically thought Athlete hipsters EN öl? Suddenly, I don't feel so intelligent. my band director for the first semester would tell us his girlfriend stories , sometimes it was whole bunch of nope. I'm pretty sure that figure was per person. You are a child..... a small popcorn in nyc is at least $5.50 Yeah...no. This just like the Nine/Rose photo My mother's aunt is 93, and still a virgin. She has Alzheimer and for some reason has crazy sexual fantasies. At the age of 93 So the solution to "stagnation" in Eve (despite a massive sov change due to war mere weeks ago) is to make a new class of ships that are a T2 version of ships that already take ages to train for, opening up a kind of wormholes-meet-sovereignty new frontier that only the richest alliances will be able to make a foothold in which will in turn give them untold riches? The man lied to us. That's what I get for not checking my facts, I guess. All considering, 65 is still a very exclusive club. I love their music too, but I HATE HATE HATE when I'm in class and some random bitch is all, "omgz tupac totes ripped off JB boyfriend". My god, I almost killed her. Window Treatment Level: Wait, a story like this is on fucking ROBLOX forums? Ugh. That's no good. Maybe I should stick with the burger. Did you tell them to step it up or allow dogs to come in? Oh it's you. Haha. That or it's your brother. This has a distinct... Uncle BadTouch feel to it... 842 now *** *** ಠ_ಠ|ಠ_ಠ|ಠ_ಠ|ಠ_ಠ|ಠ_ಠ| | And Infinite light is a so much better name for it... You have 2 speakers and a sub on 1 side, and only 1 speaker on the other. Holy shit, nobody is claiming "YOU'RE VIOLATING MY FREEDOM OF SPEECH!" No tip? Obviously youre not paying the bills I do hope you don't build with wood much in SMP. My friends from church had 6 kids: Jamiel, Jamal, Johnathan, Joshua, Jeremiah and... KAYLIN Did u really just post the entire movie ? Can I get a time stamp? Gosh I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going God is omnipresent. He's everywhere. Hey me too! My first name is shyann...and my last name was made up. Something with my dad's parents hiding from the law Thanks. I want to see the full ceremony without NBC's edits. Apparently they cut out a moving memorial moment. Username. Distillery your username ... I tried to tip a bartender in London once. He just looked at me: and gave back the money. [](/ezreal) [](/trinityforce) His name Folio case on iPad And that sort of language is going to get you really far. I think this was mentioned back when this happened too, but seriously, did those two girls never get out of high school? The way they talk... Why does Kassadin have no nipples? Are you shopping in some kind of neo-nazi thrift store? I know what you do.. No! Bad penis go back down! Youre not supposed to like this shit! Err I agree? I never said otherwise Strep throat... I was wondering why he just did say "I pretend I don't like my *boyfriend's* cat", in the title once I saw these items you pointed out Wait, what...so you completed it 3 times in 30 minutes, that's ten minutes per play through - you must be amazing! haha Because it just perpetuates the standard response when faced with a strong female character, "TAKE HER CLOTHES OFF!" Is it supposed to say internal server error Why am I getting down votes? Do you keep your bong inside or outside... Bad pilot here: I hate good pilots. Northern Ireland qualifying Ok, fuck you. Everything was cool until your comment popped up Yes In fact if you can make it happen given similar circumstances I will give you money. Oh it was her car that knocked it over. Minivan at that but in the case it's a person, I assume you take photographs and take their info down. Regardless I'd still try to get an officer on the scene. You posted that same exact quote to both Reddit and YouTube From the title, I thought it was going to be another cumbox... I can't even read the comic because of the red font Hope nobody else thought that was a toilet, otherwise that water might be.... >Subtext: You need a genius to operate a Mac I don't know what that means... But.... just realized how much like a spambot I sounded there no. not in ANY context ...Wasn't Metroid: Other M's code-name Project M? My ex girlfriend brought up the fact that her father would be furious if he knew his daughter was fucking a black man.. I was told this while inside her.. This was literally the first time we'd ever had sex.. We dated for over two years. This is exactly how I feel. You missed some parts... Why did I click it?! I'd be Andrew Spring ... guy too. You don't see the at the top of each page? :P Nope. Got the message. Looks wrong come on. not ALL of us Yeah even for Florida and Auburn Someone really made that guy into a .gif... Aww, lame. Well, still, that's equally dumb. I was a pro at those games, I tell ya. It would always jump so I couldn't actually win. its doing her Who the hell goes around humping random girls legs?? You gave them about tree fiddeh **JESUS CHRIST!!!! ** She's wearing crocs.. That's.. not the point. At all. I'm on my phone, I donno how wut I didn't know this was a thing people do until I came home one day and my boyfriend ran down the hall at me like this. if you keep going across the ridge from the bridge over 24 at the ridgecut,there is an excellent spot for pics further down once you go over the brainerd tubes.park on the right on the sidewalk,and cross the street.it s a small area that use to be a pull off but is now blocked by poles in the ground.apparently,someone thought instead of people being able to park there for a scenic view,that spot is better suited for rich folks on the ridge to let their dog poop on. My mom claimed that I broke her laptop when I installed google chrome This happens to me alot, I always get people who don't know English I was thinking Shake 'n' Bake, myself. Thank you very much! So you know. IF you give this to someone with an orange flair or a flair you will not get a point. Thanks again! I always get "put it in YOUR mouth" Badger? Lionel Richie So many things coming out of other things... My brow has never been more furrowed. Until water comes in the doors... . You're lucky you didn't flop it on it's side, that's one hell of an angle! Very sweet for the virgin ride though!! All I could see was him chopping his chili-shaped penis... why is the person in the example picture's hands bloody? Comic sans.... ...what? Oh wow. I think my priorities are pretty fucked. You browse /r/tailbait and /r/bestiality and that didn't faze me. You mentioned /r/clopclop and my first thought was 'ew, a brony.' My username is just the colour dye from mine craft... So I'll be in a party in minecraft, throwing dandelion yellow coloured dyes all over the place ... how does ones reaction after being stiffed/tract tipped reflect on their attitude during service?this is like saying "if you just smile and graciously thank people for the opportunity to serve them,the people who DO tip will tip more." this mentality is pure arrogance and ignorance. -101 Yes but for some reason the world's fashionistas can't stand them together. Like a Romeo and Juliet act made up of colours and fashion, This is true I know from experience sense I am a guy Yes, sir, Mr. Moderator Walrus Sir! He said you would lose circulation and your heart would explode... indeed. Holy shit, youre cute My girlfriend has one of theses ...what kind of cereal is that supposed to be Quick scopes. screams No Scope! OP didn't deliver Experienced this at the top of the fucking Space Needle. When I was about 7 years old, I had my very first crush on one of my classmates. I still vividly remember a dream where my best friend stole her from my own grandma's kitchen For some reason it is probably the earliest dream I can remember and i can remember it as if it happened last night. God created Christianity ???????? This has been posted about 4 times on here already Michael Shannon has the distinction of only actor to perfectly emulate the face I wouldn't mind them so much if they didn't run like fucking cowards after every summon are you male or female: N/A How did you walk? I like this virgin better... Omg, I saw this. My friend on steam linked me, saying it was funny. I was reading it in my highschool library and the librarian thought it was a romance novel 'Bitch Ass Nigga' srsly You again. Why would he assume a British restaurant would have a standard American menu? Ummm... Did you *drive* to Whataburger while you were high? I know a girl with whom I have a lot of mutual friends; she doesn't drink but when we go out, she acts smashed. She stumbles everywhere. why are you ing at that Yup, no doubt about it. This is an **actual** rage comic. It bugs me when the phone rings (I know some people accidentally forget to turn it silent), or people checking twitter/facebok, etc. Some People just need that given to them. Well he's dead now. So...yeah... My cousin tried to do this to me at my other cousin's wedding. I was 17 so I was having him get me drinks, captain and coke so it wouldn't be obvious to anyone who might care that I was drinking. I had already had my first few experiences with booze (read: gotten shitfaced almost every weekend that summer) so I was surprised when the drinks tasted very weak, but I was still novice enough to think that this must have just been the work of a great bartender. After the second one I said to him "Man these drinks don't taste like there's much in them." at which point he lost it and told me he'd been getting me cokes to try to make me act drunk. I gave him the look, he got me a real drink, and much respect was gained for the baby of the family in all of my cousins' eyes. Are you kidding me... It wasn't to unveil your evil intentions. But apparently Metabie didn't know what a x-post is. Needs more . This isn't your own personal up vote brigade. Because we all know the only people having sex are those emotionally mature enough... lol gay joke. seamen. poop deck. First step is to line the pan with bread Yeah I never knew how to do it on cp now I at least can do it here! Wait... I am a Mormon and your telling me what we were thinking? * * I was under the impression that this was the face of disapproval: . If it's a fake, don't post this crap here. We don't want to see it either. cpu drivers? drivers? *** *** Not sure but it's gonna be smelly Yeah it's great beer!! But I live in Louisiana and they don't sell it here .... I do however have a friend in Atlanta who sends me a case from time to time. This better not be gangnam sty- goddamn it lost....what? Please tell me more about how you have the "right" to bake an animal to death in your car. After having a ferret in your pants for five hours, you would think both your legs and trousers would smell pretty rank. cannot unsee. Stupid wash in my jeans Don't think you understand the point of this post In "The Forever War," Earth became predominantly homosexual in one age to do just that - limit population by making everyone gay. Reading that book in my early teens it put everything in a new light; maybe as a straight guy I'm actually part of the problem! How in the fuck is it "intellectually dishonest" to point out that maintaining the status quo **is not a change in any meaning of the word**? Rubinov's...... You probably don't know why you're being downvoted. Just remember, while you toil away at your job progressing humanity, these guys at the MoMA are selling their paint dribbles for your whole salary. Sometimes upwards of six figures. Oh my sweet mother of lord and Jesus what did I just click. I beg your pardon, I'm nothing like Demoman! Seriously? Orgasims F k What body? I second that statement. But maybe he will show some more of those "fun games" he promised for the GSL finals What are those "friends" you talk about? And how does one acquire them? Also the same mayor who believes banning large soft drinks will make people drink less, because it's "too inconvenient" to buy two smaller drinks And, if you copy the disappointed face to the clipboard using iOS, you can go to Settings, General, Keyboard and hit "Add new shortcut". You can paste in the disappointed face and choose a shortcut text (I use xi. Dunno why, just easiest to remember), then you an use the in sms's, mail, Facebook... Everywhere! haha you can't really think I was serious right? I mean I even used this guy Yes, because one city means the entire country is like that. Ugh I know that feeling. One time, some one actually asked me, "Do you even lift?" And I was like . another pro-tip, don't work so hard on the gold hoe Redditors are definitely down voting the Bud Light $9 shipping. Your TL;DR is a bit misleading *only* when then need arises. I can't believe you just made me laugh about 9/11. Well played I see what you did there What the fuck is his name? THEY KNOW. You were at magic mike four times I would like to know as well. Direct quote, with dodgy implications, given to child, seems off, put in /r/wtf. = "OMG Y U H8??" So, you obviously did not read the article, where he **explicitly said** the reason he donates to those groups is to keep marriage between a man and a woman… yet, I'm the one that's confused? > TIL it's okay to not like rape jokes Why is the woman on the right my girlfriend? Not like that..... I took two years of chemical engineering, which included physics 2 and calc 3. I grew bored of it and transfered school and am not studying motion design. The knowledge of calculus based physics has given me a noticeable edge over my peers. Also, I have been working with my department head to get a physics for animators class approved, however, the board denies it as it is a math class at an art school I love this app on my iPhone 4, so I bought it for my iPad 3. Now I can't look at reddit on my iPhone anymore. Thanks Sounds fishy to me! The fact that they did that implies to me that the Nidalee thing is *intentional*. wot I read: "I'll just leave these here after going through her Facebook looking for incriminating stuff". They are? The thing that sucks is that you don't know when u might receive a group message, so to get the benefit I would have to use it all the time Nice. But still, sword brothers Are you for real? I want to know the name of the draik Please, tell me all about your impeccable form since this is your distance driver... The furry is strong in this one your gender doesn't mean this isn't a valid question ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Seriously! This same friend was comparing star wars to mass effect, saying how much more deep and interesting star wars was. I did perhaps the biggest ever. Redditor for 1 hour. You Sir... are a scoundrel. And why do you not have a question mark at the end of that sentence? urgggg it's so bad... Its stupid. Now I'm just waiting for "I am a modest Mulsim male AMA" Thanks. Now I won't have to go to bed tonight Dat username. I... I never know I could purr... He is me. And I said bitch, yes. I like that this conversation has gone onto whether or not Pluto is a male or female, and not questioned why I find a brown cartoon dog sexy... You know, whenever I hear people complain about due process, it's more because criminals go free since police officers violate due process. This is the strangest argument I've heard in a long time. How the fuck do people notice things like that I am a woman. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ How do we know your not lying about being a pathological liar? That seems to happen a lot... I'd Somehow confirm it with him in a casual way.. But i'm sorry that sucks. High school is the best ಠ_ಠ? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ , my good *ma'am.* This coffee is the shit. Literally... Even if you do find it to be just a "little tradition" I don't know why you'd find it "wiser" to not follow it. Traditions bring people together whether it's religious or not. And if traditions are backed by religion, it's all the more wonderful because more people will have the same traditions. If you don't like religion, fine! Your opinion! But don't look down on tradition. You hate traditions? Do you hate puppies and rainbows too? You're like that one guy/girl who won't go to the university's homecoming because you just don't like football. B/c fuck tradition - you don't like football and won't go. And if you are the type to go - think about how many people go to homecoming even when they don't like football. It's because they get to have fun and spend time with friends and family while tailgating, socializing, etc. etc. That's why people who are religious aren't always obsessed with God. It's sometimes tradition that is the reason almost entirely. As a kid I had no idea that throwing colored powder at people was religious. I just loved throwing motherfuckin' colors at people once a year. And now that I'm older and know that it has to do a lot with religion, but it doesn't take away from the tradition - it just makes me happy to know that all my favorite traditions stem from religion, and that's a huge part in why I believe. Even if religion is just a "little tradition" - that, to me, goes a loooong way without even mentioning God and praise and whatnot. Don't look down on people's traditions that they grow up with and hold close to their heart just because you think that the religion tied to it is dumb . Sorry for the lecture. But you are a pretentious douche. A "mouthpiece" ? Seriously? Religion is different for every person as well. Even though some religious people are young, we are not a "mouthpiece" to our religions (Whatever they may be) -I'm 20 but I still consider it young - we adopt it to ourselves because we enjoyed it as children and want to live by the same ideals we were raised by and possibly pass it on. I'm completely appalled by your comment. A downvote for you, good sir. I still think it's bull that Christians clearly have a three-god pantheon and yet preach that it's still a monotheistic religion because *technically* they are different aspects of the same god. Not that I'm aware of and I was recently hunting for one. One cause for "other content" bloat is syncing data onto the device from multiple computers. I ended up resetting my Lumia 900 and only syncing with one computer. I now have that mysterious chunk of space back. Did Matthew Inman make this..? Tub girl Sounds fishy to me! Wow seriously? C'mon Reddit . I can't believe people are actually sending you dick pics. Good pvp... In the forest... ~~Did...you just honestly say "Ducktape?" ~~ 2 in the pink one in the stink, 1 in the trunk another in the junk, and double trouble Full charge ????? Epic's are classic literary poetry depicting great wars juicy note Sounds fishy to me! Shit that things huge. ಠ_ಠ It's not my cake day If I didn't know my bf's reddit name I would wonder if you're him cause he does the exact same thing! I read that entire thing A tricked out accord.. I once twirled my brother's toothbrush in the toilet after we had a nasty argument... And I put it back aaaaand he still doesn't know... and I hate myself for being a dick... I wish I had a crazy awesome sexual confession but, no. I dont. I have had a creepy sexually harass me for a year at my school. We're talking reeeeeaaaaalllllyyyyy creepy guy... *shudder* I'm torn between amazement for his fortitude and horror for the fact you even tried.... What is a redener I was expecting he called you two in after class to have a threesome. No problem. Went through something similar but my vid card was fried. Only 4 months old Except Maryland meet-ups we are all literally Contained_Inside_Reddit WHY WONT WOMEN DATE ME?! oh well. Better go on the internet and rant about how stupid they are, and that they are just beautiful things that belong in a kitchen creating me an unending supply on sandwiches! ugh What steam gifs? Ugh I do that too... this is creepy, we're very similar, except I try not to express what I'm annoyed about mentally... It's upsetting... And he seems pretty cool with it so that's good :D /w He means with your mouth! But seriously no sexy times unless it feels right. Date ideas figure out what you both like, you both love hiking? Go hiking take a picnic with you DONE. You both love stargazing? well shit lady pack something warm to eat and go stargaze for a couple hours. Obviously i'm just using what I like so figure out what common interests you have and exploit you also get to know each other a bit better when you plan this stuff together, as a couple Ah, I see. You assumed "let" was intentional despite the context. Okay, with that bit of information your reaction TOTALLY seems warranted and measured. Do you work at a skating carousel? And this is why you always check you trailer lights before heading out A simple would have done nicely. This might get buried since its this late but here it goes. I faked a stomach ache in grade 2 to go home and play Super Smash on the N64. That is how much I loved that game. I stayed in the office for an hour then my mom picked me up. I went home and my mom made me soup and all that stuff. She took the N64 away so I could rest I show the picture to my mom, then she asked my what plant was.... Then I checked the subreddit it comes from XD I worry too much... Idk do you have a bottle? ## ### If it takes less then 20 minutes to put on, go down a size It doesn't symbolize anything, it's a scene from Micheal Bays "Ninja Turtles" . 'cuz someone would link to fetus sex under " " Fucking soon, I hope. >Please, tell me all about your impeccable form since this is your distance driver... Now I'm afraid to ask your condiment of choice. ##### Until a couple of weeks ago, I honestly thought "shit hole" was literally just that- a hole in the ground filled with shit. Never thought it would be synonymous with "asshole". The eureka moment was on my walk to work in the morning...I was so fucking proud of myself. I got a lot of 's when I shared the good word with my coworkers. ##### I was there 3 days ago! And I saw a grizzly! As did about 50 other tourists. Who got out of their car and slowly approached him to get pics. Ugh, I didnt notice that the first time I looked at the pics. WHY???!??!?!! Oh it's the best!! N009990000900000ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ [](/cadence "No, really, I'm laughing on the inside. ") Hee. I have a cousin who has triplets and they are Aiden, Jayden and Brayden. I so hard at that. I didn't need that Be careful, a friend of mine had a similar situation except it was with his niece, his niece called the cops and spent some Time in jail. At the end he was free and wanted to counter sue but his mom decided it wasn't worth it Lucky! the only concert i've ever seen is nikki minaj and little wayne Save your money because you obviously need it. It's true you know; once a joke is posted, it cannot be funny anymore... anywhere... ever. she's 16 guys Stop feeding the trolls I'm more concerned that you called your sister attractive. gasoline fueled, and runs on a diesel engine? I wanna see a gif of his sausage factory in motion I thought this was called the look of disapproval. Having just seen that NSFW bondage picture of two wrapped-up women, I couldn't help but . Really? yeah....I just went around the markets...IT IS SO UNCIVILIZED!!!! OP is fascist and probably male. Most of the competitors fall around the age of 15-17... I'm on Alien Blue (Mobile Version) and that face has it's own special button. <---- These are amazing! It's like your in my mind... Kids and their beats headphones I agree. Whats upsetting is that I have a roku channel called Crackle, which is free, and it has nearly the same content as Netflix. Most of which hits the television in syndication about the same time that it hits Netflix and Crackle. e.g. I see something on Netflix, find out its on Crackle for free, and then switch to TV and see it on Spike. Christ, fucking vertigo... "...Al-Gassra "overcame the objections of fundamentalists in her village" to participate." good guy Pinkie0314, you could have stabbed him near the eye into his head but you didn't "seacraft" And Latvia, too. Sandro instead of Parker?? As a woman, that's like mine So...Europe gets their €500 note, and the U.S. gets . . . 1 measly dollar. > Good guy pinkie0314, you could have stabbed him near the eye into his head but you didn't Elaborate..... what's in the folder titled 'cp' ( ）ﾉ ┻━┻ =( ) - "fuck this Reddit, I'm going home" Oh of course, defending a man for being tricked into paying for an abortion for a baby that wasn't his, is misogynist . Are you fucking kidding? Wth is wrong with women like you? Do you just think its okay to act like this? Kill everyone else's WIFI Do you realize how many people have used the letters and words you are typing? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ He's been off of EI for the last 2 or so years. It seems that a few months ago said dipfuck has been doing temp work, he said there was no availible plumbing jobs. I log onto a job website and see about 25 pages of 50 jobs each Thank you Ahri's face reminds me of the Joker What was messed up: they censored titles that were already in the 18+ category anyway. If u learned that today you must've been living under a rock... Shit man just look aroundಠ_ I went into this Reddit expecting to read some insightful comments and then I got these Glad I'm not the only one... Oh, the curse of the house shows. I am no stranger to the house show curse-it seems whenever I want to watch something (especially Doctor Who), I can't because there is House Hunters or Property Virgins or My First Place or Flip This House or Property Brothers, etc etc. The url ends with FOK a GUY. ...anything? wat This is really only what I say when I'm bored and goofing around (not wrestling ) with my sister: Said the person who takes picture of women without their knowledge and posts it to reddit. Of course they choose asians to have the same faces CONUS? URUP! The table just rose about 6 inches. It doesn't matter if you excuse yourself, we all know whats going down Mother of god! Even our squirrels are turning into bros now Professor Fartpounders Goddamn these auto correct functions on iPad! Screw you btw The visual on that just made me puke in my mouth... You've never got stuck in traffic on the M4 through Newport at rush hour or you wouldn't say that! Ya, like the one the guy above you just posted. That was funny. Or maybe you have seen someone wearing expensive Nike clothing, and playing with cheap walmart clubs. Stuff like that. Thanks for the comment thou This is the definition of irresponsible spending. Thanks for this. I commented in the original post also. The advice given is sad, and what's even more sad to post this in bestof. Amazing advice? But child birth doesn't at all involve the urethra. I hav no idea what you're trying to say here. If a male OR female some how gave birth through their urethras, they would probably die. Why must they make the natural bodybuilders look so... so... I haven't watched DBZ, but I'm pretty sure they can destroy planets Not all coaches know what they're talking about. My college rugby coach told me to put on weight this summer by lifting. He said I should focus on upper body because that's where your power comes from when hitting people Pretty sure he rejected him because he was too young... you know, in the it'd-be-a-crime-if-they-dated kind of way. Workaholics? Butthurt was around for CS 1.5. i'll have you know that it's 1024X768 Le no I went looking through your past comments and seen you said foo fighters were overrated . Is that in your Math book? But it's a short book. Pros are stupid. AP Tryndamere is best tryndamere. the supposed may 21st "rapture" was on my birthday. if you have a gmail account you basically have a youtube account? whats so hard? That's the point of the post I transferred both my school and gender during my senior year in high school, and now I'm doing well in a respectable college. Most all of my contemporaries were supportive, and most of my family thought I'd gone crazy. I keep things hush-hush with those who don't know me very well, but it's not necessarily a secret. Especially with the amount my parents complained about it all to my relatives. *Thanks, Mom* You're right that they're selling them now... Very wrong that Apple store employees opened up every single factory sealed box and reinstalled the OS. Mine is porky custer... all i could think of is how much he looks like Garen from League of Legends That's not a fucking square Why do you want to see me naked that bad ? They are just renderings. Did you run somebody over with your car? ** ** Am I the only person who got an advertisement for LoL Summer Camp? 801 fusions are boge cartomizers I'm starting to see some ridiculous request on the subreddit frequently now. I can see why you would want to request this but portrait locking literally takes half a second to do. I think some people here are getting too spoiled by Jase. Make that two of us. You must be a photographer Dinkleburg... He was answering a question, if you look at the context... [META] sure I have an eyebolt of some kind that says ED-E on the side that's what I called him it may not be the same ad the couriers it may be I dont know I just found it No evidence they are STILL a cop. Either that or the "Why'd they name a band after a film about fashion?" screw you I hated it when I lived at home and my parents would boobytrap the fridge and pantry. Seriously, how hard is it to take 5 seconds and re-arrange stuff so it doesn't fire out all over the place? They still do it when I go over for a visit. Yes, I'm *sure* the APA secretly agrees with you and is simply caving to the mean ol' trans machine. If this is transportation under the regulated slave trade I dread to think of the shit that went on in the un-regulated slave trade! What the fuck were people thinking ! Slavery for fuck sake! The Dungeon? Wow.   that's why if you type ss every minute or so, no one can blame you I agree, people shouldn't have to search all previous reddit posts to get an answer... Even if it's... A pain in the ass for people answering sorry I had to... I don't even know what genderqueer is Also, I think there's only one term that you can actually add a 'y' at the end and still have a valid (though offensive) term and by your flag I'm thinking that we're thinking of the same word. I dont know what is more disturbing, the fact you have referenced this or the fact that I know what you are referencing Well she's the dumbass who used your Cheeto hand. What were you expecting?!?!?! I once got pulled over while driving because the cop thought I was a 12-year-old boy. I'd be embarrassed if I were here also Oh, Steve... Um you should probably see a doctor about the **silent farts and extremely fucked up anus** Ugh.. why is bacon a current fad again? > But you just, ** ** If you are using alien blue: when you reply you'll see a screen where you type your text in. There is an arrow at the top. Pull it down and swipe right. You can pick the disapproval from there. >The seats are too expensive . WOULD YOU RATHER HER *NOT* HAVE SHORTS ON? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ So many comments starting with "I'm not a teacher" for a thread meant for teachers Except when they wear the long sleeves and pants. My group of friends and I (They're about 18 and I am 21) went to a club and *I'm* the only one not allowed in because I look 17 some people just want to be dicks and start shit Obama got the Nobel Peace Prize before he took office. You forgot a comma. It was " " and my reply was something else but I edited it after he deleted it.... " " Reddit just got a lot creepier to me...... Did that have any relevance to the topic? you said that.....on reddit.... Touché The Dodgers can not let this get out of hand This same questions was asked a couple hours ago. Its still like in the top five, you dont even have to search to find it. You're mostly right, except that you only throw 2 grenades normally (which has always bothered me; that isn't a "cluster grenade," that's throwing two grenades at once. ), and 3 with the evolution. Are you saying there were always small micro shits on the T-chair that I haven't noticed all my life? obvious joke is obvious... True. And it's a graduating class of nine people so we are all "supposed to be close" and what not. Yet we can't plan anything and we suck as a class sometimes. bothers me lol Dont say that! Anyways...you can't be pitiful at something you don't have ... just kidding! and Maybe we could work something out like, I give you a code so you could sign up and try minecraft for a little bit. hbt? Wait. So you're planning on spray painting your lens. Ahhh.. They "forgot to put a SD card in the camera"? Wut. The last straw for career mode happened for me today...managing Spurs, going for Sahin 3rd transfer window in a row, Offered $58 million (Madrid wouldn't accept any bid less than that after multiple tries) only to be denied. Saw it 5 seconds later that apparently he went to Genoa for 43 million. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ The glove is on the wrong hand. Opa condom star....... I was hoping to get a gymnast.... I got Jonathan Horton We know you learned about chortle on reddit. Hey what's that rain smell called? When i saw "I saw no other choice but to take my own virginity", i was chuckling. When i saw, "i took a scissors and a knife to cut my hymen out" my facial expression went from smile to ಠ_ಠ with a more horrid expression. You have definitely earned my upvote... Yeah but he sure had no problem telling them about the naked man and Lily's boobs repost, mortimer disapproves and hits you on the head with his lunchbox I know what he was doing while typing that - The line work could be improved... I have you tagged as I share a back alley with some businesses who have large dumpsters, and people come by all the time to dump their shit. You never catch them.. but you go to bed at night and wake up to five TVs and a chair covered in mysterious stains leaning against your garage No boobies, Even I didn't miss that. You make it sound like Alaska is an awful place to go to. W... T... F is this crap. "liberated".... This just made me hungry... Time to cook some ramen This whole thread = apparently you only read he title? Yay l4d2! Always wanted to buy that game, but just as it come on sale i was broke. CP He let down 6 million of his own people. So she has a UTI? Smoke all my damn weed and then buy your own? That's hurtful... Get in my truck so i can call someone to pick you up What.the.actual.fuck... Is wrong with ur family???????? Stairwell of my high school during lunch. "Take me from behind and take me hard" Possibly Australian? are you sure? Get on a (1.78/3) x 8675309 foot high ladder and jump off while holding each end of the tape. You will die And people will still vote for him... Woah, we have a badass over here Så, vad är det du säger? Eftersom hon är snygg så får hon skylla sig själv när hon får ovälkomna sexuella inviter? This show looks boring. Windows 95, 1992. Best place I've ever had a lobster roll was at the end of china lake.. But they aren't selling them this year I am British so i have decided to misplace my rage at you. Feel the wrath: . Which is then followed by "Do you play basketball?!" Friggin Zappos.............letting their employees do stuff to make it fun and not hate their job I must be the one percent. Moonguard's Goldshire Inn is that way you ERP furry sicko... I sense sarcasm... It looks like a tiny bath tub. ...I'll allow it! I can't hard enough at number 4. The boner that the GOP has for Israel is disturbing. It's really not helpful to either to the Israelis or the Palestinians. We're not going to having peace in the region if we keep supporting Netanyahu and allowing the illegal settlements. I think that Romney's comments about Jerusalem and visit to Israel show that he would be horrible on foreign policy if he were president. Not to mention the fact his religion believes the Native Americans were a lost tribe of Israel MFW none of my friends listen to pop punk and a song about friends comes up on my playlist: I don't even... What crops could they *possibly* be pollinating in my backyard ok. You're adorable. You are super duper adorable. I can't handle it. ...can't say's I have. When I was younger my brother and I had to share a bed at our babysitter's house. He accidentally cut me open with his toenail. I still have the scar on my leg. "the tiger is coming to talk to you." Oh, you were THAT guy. clean your laptop fan using a screwdriver and can of compressed air > Your friend doesn't understand this game The theme for the game Team Fortress 2. Don't know if Why is this not at the top? What dentists do *you* go to? When guys being a freaking jerk : beebs!? ... ಠ_ಠ Its just a fun name for my deck that I like ... WAS THAT SCRUB ON UR LEVEL? (btw is it just me or did the downvote disappear in this subreddit ) *Well it's true * Your neighbors must hate you. Corgis have the most horrible, high-pitched bark. My neighbor had 1 plus a mean mutt that bark day and nite. Now she just got another corgi puppy. Seething hate good *Per game? * That sure is some scary toothpaste and inversion skills you have there. This is dumb as fuck... ~~if you know what i mean~~ **no seriously this is stupid** Am I the only one who tried to move the cursor away from the text They all look the same to Lots42. haha right? If I'm away from my local B&Ms and stop in a gas station I always ask if they have any cigars and, even though there's a huge cigar sign outside every time, they always say, "we have dutch masters and white owls" I'm not a 10^th grader rolling a blunt, I'm looking for a cigar. I live in the UK and there was a TV show showing the first season all day. Decided to watch it seeing as there was nothing else interesting on. Well what can I say, was sat there all day in suspense watching this to only find out once the day had gone that there was no season 2 out then, I was gutted! The TV show I think is a really addictive show that keeps you in suspense all the time, adding new plots and twist's into it to keep the viewers watching. I can only say it will only get better from here until you reach where I am and have to wait a whole week for the new episode I am a vivid viewing and because I live in the UK I can only watch the episode of the week the day after it has aired in the US because I have to wait for people to record and upload it. Thank you to those people! I know it's a bit sad that we're all men but it's got everything you need in a TV show , unlike ,oat of the other crap that's out there these days. Do not know if ._. or Batman would like a word with you . Jake... "It runs on gasoline and is powered by a diesel engine" This doesn't look like 70+ games to me What about once they're both full? Von meinen Erfahrungen her sind die deutschen League Of Legends Spieler manchmal sehr... temparementvoll . Ich hoffe die Redditcommunity ist da ein bisschen anders. I was talking to a friend the other day about this stuff and he made this claim that the wealthy in fact pay more than 50% their income in taxes saying "that's what the liberals don't want you to hear." Of course he is one of these "temporarily embarrassed millionaires." repost... so much of a repost... Didn't notice it was the onion (Alien Blue optimal mode) so i thought they were serius untill "some of the babies choked to death" and i was like Bit conservative?- try the south. There are still people voting over whether to keep a country dry, sending letters to the editor about the evils of alcohol, and how allowing its sale will cause doom to fall onto all of them. did i not get the memo today about repost day today? because there have been many,many,many reposts today that are on the front page. Dafuq did I just read. So long as you play it all at the same speed. Nothing worse than someone who speeds up the first bar that's just the right hand and then slows down all of the rest, speeding up again later when it's one hand again Or, as Robin Williams put it, people so stuck-up that *the British* told them to get the fuck out. And then they wonder why we're so crazy. Thanks a pantload, England. There's a pedobear stencil spray-painted at the bowling alley near my house. You are definitely not alone. I hear CRT monitors, computer fans, halogen lightbulbs, and dog whistles. My problem is that I get migraines that are triggered by electronic sounds and I work as a programmer . He kept three quas on the whole fight with full hp and lvl 7 exort i know a kid who got black out drunk about a month ago. He woke up in the morning with the police calling his house phone informing him that they had found his pants, shoes, socks, wallet, phone, gun(stolen most likely) shirt, jacket, backpack, about a half ounce of weed and a scale in somebody's yard about a mile away from his house. Must be true im 13 Hace unos 10 años que no sintonizo Canal 5, pero juzgando por las veces que he hecho zapping debieran seguir haciéndolo en lugar de anunciar tanto "Magic bra", "Fuerza-M" y "O-Multi" That would make Mexico its throbbing member which is hanging out... Off topic here, but did anybody read the part that mentioned some kid laced a cupcake with semen? Audial? It baffles me how people can just throw babies away Then you clicked on it You had popcorn for dinner? That ain't right. Pi to the 32nd digit.. No idea why Well it's summer here but we have had non stop rain and thunder When I'm passing through Metaire, I like to stop by the Ideal Market in Fat City. Maybe it's not exactly a lunch place because there are no places to actually sit and eat ... But I guess if you get something to-go on your way home or to the park it makes sense.... It's like a buffet and their barbacoa is honestly so good I don't think I've ever tasted anything better in my life. And then wash it down with a massively oversized Horchata... It's heaven. PS make sure to carry a translator... Pretty much Spanish only... What's the average reddit age at Tams? Showed you what? But we still don't know why YOU fapped to your sister HEY! That's my job not yours. Tentacle fights... Which can be readily verified by the unilateral incidence of these same people in all countries, not just the United States..... Oh well thanks for explaining that to me without being an ass Every time I see your name all I can think of is the acronym for "pooping and thought of you" What's more ironic is most of them *used to be like said dude* or *used to be overweight* yet act like they came out of the womb benching 300 lbs. Supporting physical violence against people solely based on what they think. Yes, *you* are clearly the cunt in this situation I have several users with mailboxes over 15GB, and a couple of times have had to clean up mailboxes with over 30k messages: all in the inbox, not a single folder. You've clearly put some thought into this. Saint-Jean-Sur-RicheliENT, QC No problem. THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU BITCH (tsunami) Pure-fresh...what kind of a jerk I'm indian and have been to the golden temple. Now I am just going to wait for my upvotes. *moist* note The video is blocked in my country TIL there are laptops made for engineering Venus Williams I've seen two mikes talking Tragic! Next thing you know there'll be sex happening in dorm rooms Just like a smiley emoticon can represent soul-crushing depression or a wink can be an emphatic 'fuck off' if that's how you feel... Doesn't everyone has a hole and a heart beat? Yeah, my friend watched it and when she told me how it ended I was " If you wanna have a good time, just give me a call" Queen. But big holes... Are more fun. I agree 100 percent. Food noise is a brilliant way to describe this. I'm sure it tasted fine, but no culinary knowledge or expertise was demonstrated . In many ways this sandwich is a metaphor for America. All sex is in fact masturbation [ [ ] ] Although it doesn't affect ur K/D ratio , it bugs when its not 0 /r/android is the only subreddit I've ever been down-voted for posting a source and nothing else. Dat nose So it's spam then Friends who lie about their POVs because apparently having different opinions = impending arguments. If I ask for an opinion, you better give me your fucking opinion and not shit that you *think* I'd like to hear. Cripes, it's not like I'll go Westboro on your ass for not being me. I had a great AoN game this past weekend, 20-0 and 2nd place had 3 kills. I turned off recording back when it was rumored to cause lag Did you take a picture of your monitor ? Agreed on the nepotism problem Redditor for two hours 65 isn't that old I lost it at "poo nuggets". I tried watching it on youtube but my laptop crashed...I think it was a sign no fucking way Imagine growing up with a sibling like that ..not really "fictional" For a month, when I take a shower, "Morning......conditioner" in the jokers voice has been going through my head. ctrl+f "duh" What, we're not using that word anymore? I guess I'll go back to my Nickelodeon teen dramas My pre-algebra teacher. He was a horrible man. I went to a private school, so there were only three math teachers for 7-12. His name was Mr. Burns. I was a straight A student and had skipped a grade, so I was pretty smart, but every day I would have to go see a tutor, and she would have to tell me what I was supposed to be learning that day. Half of the class failed, and the principle realized that he was a horrible teacher, but couldn't find any math teachers in the middle of the year. Mr. Burns was not only a bad teacher, but a HUGE jerk. One girl had a mom that works pretty much 24/7 to support her, and Mr. Burns expected here to drive 45 minutes to a shady part of the city BY HERSELF (I'm talking about the mom btw) to find a protractor because he had neglected to tell us we needed one for a project the next day. When the end of the year came, the principal waited as long as he could to tell him he would not be invited back next year because he would take it out on us. They finally had to tell him a few weeks before finals, and it was miserable. When the exams actually came, half of the stuff on there he hadn't even TAUGHT us. I got a 25 out of 100. They had to change the seniors grades because it might have affected college and stuff. I still loathe that man . Still doesn't give him reason to big a dick, I bet Taylor Swift felt like shit after he did that I think the point is its supposed to be funny I'm up voting you... but now I feel like a horrible person... I'm sorry... I too have a chronic illness.... Autoimmune disorders ftw... Wow...I wish I had a friend like you Fuck you if you're reading this; friend from highschool. You probably should have gotten that off your chest right after you finished I can't hear it…now I feel like I've lost some mystical childhood power, like the ability to see fairies or whatever. So ~~are you~~ am I saying that Hitler was making my task easier? Wat   I see this in the Yolo tattoo Sounds like a case of vaginitis to me. Makes your chocha smell like tarter sauce ever wonder why the girls bathroom smells like it? That's why. > "and the occasional squirrel" Those skin-tight pants. My dad locked me in my room alone and I thought my curtains were ghosts. Maybe this is where my fear of being trapped comes from He probably visits 4chan a lot. If he does expect some of those pics to have been put on their for other people. Expect yours also. A long time ago, when I went to practise for my grade 3 piano in the actual hall where I was intended to take the exam, I had the chance of using both the resident Steinway or the little upright next to it. I could choose which one I wanted to use for the exam itself. Guess which I chose? It wasn't the Steinway... I suppose the action was a bit foreign to my naive fingers. Ok I'm going to freeze my self for 3 years, then check Brazzers. I swear to god all four of you better be there 69 But.. She's 14 years old but but... officer I never yelled 'fire!". *twenty* Some people Then again, without biting criticism from strangers on the internet I doubt my grammar would be where it is today ;) Yes! I saw this when I was ten and I think it changed me I don't think I could even watch it again :O You stay classy, Reddit. Also, FattieMcgee sounds very sexy Because fuck you, that's why! Was it just me or did the shadow look like it was moving forward? mother of god Prague's underground metro train I like sitting on those one seater seats too... It was dildo to the face Pre-puberty? not sure if intentionally living up to user name, or just overreacting... i am 12 and what is this Then you don't ride it often enough, I got my fair share of penises in metro... This might not be a scientific poll. Touché... You all act like you haven't boarded a train without pants on before. Well, at least the world hasn't made *you* cynical This is just a little creepier due to the fact that my parents had a tendency to document *everything* and I do in fact have an uncle Bill My gf kissed one of our friends who was celebrating her birthday It's so difficult for me to rewatch digimon because of how lame the ending is. It's even more difficult to rewatch knowing Sora doesn't end up with Tai despite all the build up from season one You send it, I'm too lazy. Kiddy fiddler? How can something so wrong sound so funny? Miss Fortune has some nice... ehm... guns. Really??? "Unmarried couple?" I was expecting LGBT, poly, or non-religious for their reasoning, but "unmarried???" What year is this? 1812?! I thought about becoming an elementary school teacher for a long time and it seemed like every time I brought it up to anyone, they'd say, "Man, you'd better be careful!" Don't know why you're getting downvoted for voicing your opinion Why is NYC included in the pic? It has worse traffic than atlanta and appears to have a decent subway system. Also...this is on WTF? I wouldn't wish that on anybody. eBay doesn't have rs gold. Ulie [META] Please tell me what plot relevant character I killed. I have done nothing wrong in any of my posts. I have read the rules calm your tits if you have a problem with them don't read em. dfwtransit.com is a limo company.... I deleted the application. I'll personally shoot anyone who fucks with practice. Pablo's boiler But I hate it when I need clothes, because now they're all being washed in the washing machine or hanging up to dry It's not because you didn't realize, it's because you can't NOT make everything into an innuendo..... That's apparently what being female is all about, or so I have learned. How does a 4-car tire bust 7 tires though? Yeah apparently dub minus the step originated in the USA. I feel dumb for being American and having to look up "simile" First I pressed 'reply'. Then I typed . Finally, at the bottom, I pressed 'save'. You failed to link the youtube video like the other four commenters. You don't have time to type two *'s on each side of your sentence??? Not anymore... Talk about a tough crowd. watch the movie teeth ...furry club Boobs in my mouth. Yes it's getting ridiculous. I take the 50 so I had to get patted down and had all of my belongings searched. It was particularly embarrassing because I got a male officer and since I was staying over in a friend's house for a few days I loaded up on tampons and pads. He just NOPEd his way through my stuff so quickly a supervisor had to re-search me because he did such a poor job. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Fixed link *As normal ads Right back at you... When all I ever listen to is talk radio shows driving to work, I'm 18. I guess I was never young, then. no, from /r/atheism... So there's like a lake or something? Or just ducks everywhere? Yours reminds me of when I leave my room a mess because there is no time to clean it in the morning before school. I tell her I'll clean it when I get home. Then she cleans it and yells at me for not doing so before. lol ted.... you fucked up a decent statement with that one dude... could have said his role in the Departed but ted? lol, get out of here "Just like in the LoK anime." How...? Her face: I live in England and have no idea at all as to what one is Guess she's not the only one watching... ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Well I guess you could also take an animal by poisoning it slowly with a tainted food supply, or surprising it with a choke hold....but why? Yes, you can take deer with 5.56 and .223, but *frangable softpoint bullets*? Those aren't very effective on game bigger than common varmints and I would say it's *unethical* to use these types of rounds to try and take most anything bigger than a coyote. If you're hunting deer with .223 or 5.56 and not using jacketed hollow-points I'm like . Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh nice try. Everyone can read how desperate you are trying to get upvotes here. I read this while in a Taco Bell©. You happy now ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_penisಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Are you kidding me?! You're complaining that you can't fit a 32" phone in your pocket? Buy JNCO's or STFU It's illegal to carry a knife? Dammit I have to see it now. I have 75 agility and I'm still afraid to go there. The TSA had me throw away my mini-nail clipper that was on my keys. The lady with the knitting needles was welcome aboard. You people up-voting a naive reference to a barbaric bronze-age practice that causes irreversible harm to drugs without any consent from the end user should be ashamed of yourselves That sounds like me - but how can i be sure Was that normal 120V current that did that? grammar natzi....y u give a crap ლ( ლ) What the F K? Scary fact: the Noodle family has molested every kid on sesame street Who is big boy? I'm sure Bellamy went off ten minutes ago /r/rule34lol NSFW CHRIST ALMIGHTY WHY THE HELL DID I CLICK THAT. I saw your profile and it looked good. I didn't notice any red flags except for one thing. You mention Nickleback Shame on you. You have morphs and youre sick? Mmhmm. They all give me this look: That's a good lookin' dag you got there. I bet she gets on the couch when she isn't supposed to I'm a teacher...and a male...I've been called "mom" a couple of times by pupils penispenispenispenispenispenispenispenis penispenispenispenis Works with most nouns . Umm, well I....I placed them sideways, just looking at the side of the block.... You would think a better tweet would be "I saved a dying man's life today", I bet his parents are so proud. you don't want to know..... Go to any boardwalk in jersey or any suburban highschool and it's everywhere. Also on my girlfriends wrist... And dating 15 year olds? Maybe he would like to have a seat over here I love it when we all gather around as a family and watch my first sexual experience Especially when it's a male teacher. So you listen to Waka Flocka then? Goddammit! I always thought lifting the boxer from my left thigh so my weeny can be let out to make a peepee was the short cut. I guess I peederstand now. > No.. why would you think that? Oh god it was horrifying. And I'm not straight That makes two of us Yes, that's a very appropriate solution to this particular problem. By the power of grey skull! Screenshot from alien blue as a reddit post? Really? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Hey now, boner, why are you going in the OTHER direction? Sadly. I agree. Can't buy music from iPod when's it's going to cloud anyway feces?! Lugi with an oppai catalog Like this: We shall name it "iPhone " > Really? Four years ago there was an NBC exclusive on Mitt Romney that went and studied his family's history. They explained that the romney family was huge, powerful and had a lot of money due to their influence. The main reasoning behind this is that the Romney family goes all the way back to the beginning of the Mormon Church. The Romney family goes all the way back to the churches inception. So you're saying Facebook brings up random app names that you didn't use before...? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ wow dumb is shit or dumb as fuck You live up to your name. Oh wait, you're right....I have to say I did get one or two messages from that guy. My previous statement is incorrect about not getting any nasty PMs. He is the only one though. Holy crap I know a girl like that. She's unemployed yet tall (6'1) and refuses to even give a guy a chance unless he's 6'1 or higher and making *good* money. I don't understand the logic of completely losing interest in a guy if he's like 1 or 2 inches shorter in height. I wonder if walks around with measuring tape, looking for potential mates Buy the 10/22; then use all the money you saved to take an English course that will teach you the difference between "their" and "they're" Well, got home from work and entered the Product Key for Gods and Kings... invalid key. Why the hell are some guys such creepy weirdos? ლ( ლ) ლ( ლ) did he see himself in the dream? tell us!! 你错了，fucker Actually yeah, funny you should mention that! It's pretty much my favorite film! He got it for me a while back and we all watched it. I think that's what made him paranoid about all this stuff though you are You're complaining that if you don't do your chores you're mother does them for you I'm 12, so I will probably lose my comment karma for this but, dang I've corrected SOME Redditors spelling before, But you should see YouTube, WORST GRAMMAR EVER. Too bad for me since Destiny doesn't stop streaming until about the time I wake up youre 13 and speaking like a candy kid So funny, I can't stop laughing.... One ring to rule them all. You're right. The Samsung Galaxy SIII with that amazing PenTile display... *Probably?* Gives is that Honda drag car look we've all been wanting I hate assholes who want to tell you how to be a better player. Then you see them play, and they suck more than you do. Woah. Walmart did something that wasn't in the interest of the store?! I can't imagine management would approve of that. At least mine wouldn't. Where do you plug it in... At least once a week, I'll have a random old lady stick a tip into my back pocket as I walk by instead of just leaving it on the table. Nothing like a bony finger to the ass I found that exact thing in the top drawer of my dads dresser once Where'd his pants go? That doesn't seem very lazy, nor an overachievement Seconding this. Sorry, you don't automatically get a cookie for not being a bigot. Am I the only one thinking **'where the fuck did he get it'** ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Smegma Jail bait..... This is a trick question right? My grandpa loved this joke. ( ) That looks like the cafeteria in my new high school.... 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DAE carl sagan? ಠ_ಠ Can't .......tell ....if ...troll ..or....... wat. Oh my co workers made fun of me for being polite. What's wrong with people these days? You generalized all people of being shitty because of a couple of dumb asses you work with. I don't know where you live but where I do people praise others for being polite. Comic sans!!!! I don't even... How? He sure do has sum pretty eyes. Dog.......allergic.......to grass........ is this new? Jeff Crilley is now reporting in Dallas, and has for a long time. I remember his features in the local news, "Crilley's Dilleys". That phrase now has a whole new meaning to me. The more I watch, the less I understand. How did I miss that DID THAT GUY SERIOUSLY SHOVE GOLF BALLS UP HIS ASS?!?!?! MY GF WILL WONDER WHY THE LINK IS PURPLE. Comic sans You were torn This picture really ROCKS! Am I the only one that finds it weird that r/ponies is so popular with grown men and women? I mean, my niece combs the manes of these toy horses, she is 4 I don't need to differentiate between your and you're if I have swag. I wasn't planning on it... Left this tab open to your comment, came back and forgot what the thread was about, then read this. Why is it not coming? "Ctrl+F " Dude didn't even care we smoked I think that last picture has just given me a genius way to launder money.Good God. ** ** ** ** News flash he is not laughing he is being shocked by that cruel device u have on its neck Not quite. get hooked on the needle I'm a girl. you just said you didnt know ಠ ಠ mine works the opposite way. ''you woke up extremely early? lets stay up!''. I woke up at 4 in the morning Up untill last year, I didn't throw up when I touched the back of my throat. Big 'oh god, why ' when I remembered showing my brother and all his friends this when I was about 10-11 and they were 12-13. I read that as 'shit' and then thought, hah, I read that wrong, he probably said 'sit' but nope. I'm using reddit blue so it only showed the quote at first. Then I scrolled over. Relevant username... Have you seen the shit posted round this place. My comment just reiterates the aforementioned post. Far from useless. Haha, yeah I was just making fun. Mainly because I was on my phone and I could use that smiley GF`s roommate smelling her underwears... What would she do for a Klondike bar? You guys bitch about what I would LOVE to be doing right now. Seriously. Field tech support calls all day. The worst is when the guy knocks and then enters without even waiting for a response. I had a former room mate who use to do that. He nearly caught me wanking once I can never see pomegranates the same way again I solve the autobalance problem with Spectator. Then I wait until my team has an open slot again. CABLES^EVERYWHERE^ ლ( ლ) my dreeaaaammm! In b4 so subtle Though your username kind of makes me wonder.... I would think that after seeing many of their fellow bee friends die, that they would get the point If you've never played, then obviously you don't get it. ( ) Pointless meme is pointless. That is exactly what happened to a friend of mine. He had such a bro-mance with NPH but only from what he knew (How I met your mother). I told him and he hates me that I ruined his perception of NPH, and sees him in a more negative light. uh how do you push towers with no minions Why isn't the timelapse gif/video already posted?! ... ... ;D Give me comment karma you theists. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Yeah, because telling a kid that 'its okay if you're gay' is totally the same thing as telling them that jesus could come back at any time and send the world into 7 years of chaos, and you'd better accept him or else you'll be tortured forever. It's a good question. I would understand a question like "how many lands can I play per turn?" At first I was like ... There was a girl in my class called "Pebbles".. Just... fuck you... Brings a whole new meaning to "pencil dick" So did I and you believed him? Everything radiates. Everything causes mutations. Also, those two statements don't necessarily collude. So many of these situations could be avoided if people just knew how to fucking knock. Especially if you had been mining for a short time. You're just like, " Yes." God damnit Can't wait for iftari... Over 400 upvotes it's not anymore??? Similar to this, I had my board president once intimate that if I was going out fundraising (I was the director of a non-profit) that I should wear low-cut shirts. Really? I would but I live in Washington State I hope you reported his cock At least the fence was clean. ** ** I know someone who allegedly did too... except this was in highschool Right in the burgundy Don't mind what she wants at all! It's a decent episode, but his head. I saw Bane... It's an encased iPhone. It was indeed from ME1. ARE YOU TELLING ME YOU HAVE NEVER PLAYED IT? I used month/day format 'cause I believe most redditors here from US. Wait.. TLC stands for The Learning Channel?! ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Waffle party, like lemon party with maple syrup. What if there isn't a United States of America, and this comment thread is just a clever ploy by the European Government, to trick us into believing that there is Americans who are questioning our existence, which makes us believe in theirs... Trust no one. Pasteurized cheese I had guessed and considered that possibility since you posted . That's why I didn't hit on you. But I guess it doesn't matter, you had your mind made up about me from the beginning. "I've been known to eat my sister" Or clone it, and throw millions in marketing dollars at it.... Zynga 90% of reddit just lost their appitite. as for the res of you sickos “ ” hello. diz is cat. me upvoted le thread. bye Hopefully not a true story Curse you, bot! Ignoring my brilliant & witty responses! My sister used to fill her water bottle with vodka. Sip that shit all day long. Never got caught. One of the reasons many teachers don't allow water, I do, but have the right to sniff the bottles. ... that's not a pumpkin. That's Annoying Orange. ( ) Spoiler alert I going to probably fap to this later... there are to many people in the room A science teacher at my secondary school told me and a group of friends about how he thought gay people should be stoned to death. Oh, but "hate the sin, not the sinner," apparently Right. As a society we shouldn't tell religious (thus irrational) zealots who are spewing what's tantamount to hate speech at the worst, and pure assholism at best to sit down and shut up. Right. JUST ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ I'm glad your mom is awesome. When I told my mom I was depressed and suicidal, I got "Well, knock it off." Thanks mom. flair Y si Guillermo Sánchez Estrada empieza por cerrar su cuenta en HSBC Your the guy! Stay in school kids... Well then, why didn't you show us some awesome statues instead of a dumbass status update? ( ) Rule #1 Did you even read the URL you posted? If you've only seen your own dick by this point there is something wrong with YOU ... that was a risky click. also, wat ლ( ლ) I had a dream once that I and several others had escaped to an old sewer-type area because the overwold was over-run by monsters. but some monsters found their way into the sewers so we always had to be on guard so they didn't hear us and find our lair. Once when I went out to do...something. I don't remember (there was an underground cavern. Natural, and unconnected to the sewers. Really big, glassy lake.) Anyway, I wasn't in the lair and something *big* found me. somehow I and the beast formed some weird connection in which I (a female) and it (also a female) had babies. You named your penis after a baby? I've seen this comment before... Seriously though it's maybe the hottest thing I've ever been called . Which works well because it's also sweet and public-friendly. The real shame of it is I work IT at a mental hospital and I groan about stuff like this all the time. We'll just keep this a secret A friend took it while in Philly. Don't exactly know where the photo was taken but knew that I had too show someone. I don't really know what too do. Nobody likes a repost either How is this funny? dont forget forcing coop into games can also ruin games. *cough * Dead Space 3 Nope, not at all I volunteered at "Operation Christmas Child" a couple years ago, and was stunned to learn that among the toys being sent to needy kids worldwide, everyone was to remove and dispose of any Harry Potter toys or games because it *promotes witchcraft* Also tobi, if you're a chick..that would explain the bad humor. Nice try one piece marketing team Holy shit, I missed my cake day. Nope, Milan Kraft. There something wrong with being gay? "Not gonna lie..." = Good for you! For my art class I was assigned to do a water color self portrait and when my teacher took my picture she told me not to smile so my bitch face was there but not severe. So I painted myself and it turned well and made it into an art show. First thing my mother says when she sees it is "you look like an angry chola." That minute she turned me into one No, it's not that bad. Everyone makes it seem like its the worst thing in the world. If I were you, I'd get it over as soon as you can just to get it done. I had to take Basic Composition my first semester of freshman year and it was the same thing as Expos. So it was like I had to take expos twice After reading that and laughing, I was thinking 'damn it's crazy how differently girls treat each other as opposed to guys. A guy would have just threatened an ass kicking.'. Then it hit me. What you did is a far, far worse punishment than an ass kicking if it were two straight guys in this story. Her mom looks like Tobias in drag We weren't allowed to sell colored paper. I can't remember what we ended up calling it - differently hued, or some such crap. ...and I dont mean /r/gonewild type of prove! Most inappropriate I've seen this week. Congratulations. I wanted to congratulate you, but then you said you'll be working with your dad. Its not that, its just irrelevant to the conversation... Sometimes the disk version is actually cheaper A women at tim hortons once ordered a coffee with no cream or sugar. When the cashier repeated it back to her as on large black coffee she scoffed and said calling it black was racist... ಠ_ಠ Well that escalated quickly. I don't think your brother would appreciate you selling his truck for scrap. Gragas humps people when he crits. Well, not really. He throws his belly out and it makes it look like he's humping someone. I noticed this first when an AD Gragas critted me as Annie, and I immediately went dresses nice in pubic? Buried but oh well. Customer purchased modern warfare 3 for her son. Came back to the store and asked if there was a way to "turn down" the violence . "Ma'am the game is called Modern WARFARE." By the time I tried to watch the video was gone. you literally just reposted this on the same day it made front page. There is no Green Lantern movie... i was staying with friends in athens once and ordered from gumbys pizza. they delivered till like 4 in the morning. we ordered at about 1am and the pizza didnt get there till around 330am. we were all almost passed out by then and didnt notice until the driver left that the pizza was HALF EATEN. like, half of it was gone and there was a piece with a bite taken out of it. i just assumed that this same thing happened, that we got the employee pizza that had been laying around the store. only when we called back we didnt get shit. I can't be the only one who read that as "Hey Derp, I have got to hamster" and was massively confused until i read through the entire comic. Why does it look like the toilet paper wasn't used Source: Fox News Tells me Google monitors my searches, asks me to "Add to Chrome". You're gonna have to fight me for that chance. Oh here they are, here are the up votes I was looking for. Silly of me, I thought they would be with the posts that examined the accuracy of the calculator... It's a link associated with a response of words, it doesn't get more obvious than that That statistic is nonsense. by its nature this kind of abuse isn't measurable from either end. Now go look at Annie Did u fall asleep? Exactly. the basic consumer only sees windows 8 and trashes the metro UI or clicks on a porn banner that asks them to open a file for free porn, then bypasses the warnings and runs it anyways, and then complains how windows has so many viruses. "I love the newest member of my family to bits" Oh, shit! I bet OP never thought of that! 47 Cough. While the comparison lacks any sense of class or tact, I like people pointing out that Obama is not in fact the peaceful president that many of us voted for. People in Idaho HATE Obama, but they seem to hate an Obama that doesn't exist. Based on his first term, he is a republican's wet dream. All that said... This billboard is a dick. How the fuck does Mimi pee like that...unless she has a .....u know. This isn't /r/gaming I got you! I'll be updating the text on all these vintage switch albums when I get a chance. Bummer that Geekhack lost all these. Out of the whole thing you ask about *that*? Sheepception I...well. Did you really have to go there? ** ** Name sounding like Citrix = but since you're in productivity/crm/yammer/trello disruption space it might not get confused. Oh god, dat search button. The time I spent as a noob trying to find items... Yeah, a little. But he did play everything, and it was a demo. but holy fuck, dem feet ...I'm seeing the man of my dreams when all you need is a knife... Pretty much why she **was** a redditor. Most of her comment replies were just " " to comments such as yours. The picture of you or the one of your buds? Is that a subreddit? I watched that loop like twenty times but I saw it every time What the hell do you watch on youtube? *Do*. Which they misspelled as "due" How dare you soil Sokka's alias with a sex joke, you filth!? My grandmother says Neck-A-Lass for necklace. So really you have a $2000 Facebook machine? Wow That's not creepy at all... Yeah, the one thing I've encountered as a short girl is that I automatically get classified as being "nice" and "sweet." I'm sure this would go away a bit if I dressed in leather and spikes and tons of eyeliner, but it's not like I dress in all pink ruffles. I had always thought my classmates knew I was temperamental and snappish, but when someone elbowed me accidentally, another girl said to him "How could you do that to Somewhat_Artistic?! She's like, the sweetest and most docile creature in this building!" Docile? Really? Plus, people are always surprised to hear me cuss. Wat broke the water DAT FOOT. For some reason I thought she was naked for a minute. I was like... ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Sounds kind of dangerous, man. No Canada. He's describing my grandma perfectly. I think the life size doll a girls uncle made of her takes the cake. It was made to be a replica of her with boobs and everything. Thinking about the uncle trying to get the breasts just right.... The comments are gonna be flooded with these guys oh my It might as well be Spongebob's dick... Apparently once a year the "Irish" American redditors storm /r/ireland on "Saint Pattys" Day and get roundly told to fuck off with their tails between their legs. You're not Irish because your grandad went to Ireland once. On a pile of Legos Really? I paid twice for it, once for my iPad an another one for my phone. Now I feel dumb ლ( ლ) Why is Freddy Sanchez still on the 15-day DL and not the 60-day? Hah, I get it because 4loko is a terrible, terrible drink that should never exist . They're still speaking *English* I think that this photo is a reminder of his death or something. And if it is, why the hell are there those words with glitters?? And those lips with lipstick... ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I'm back at work now in a fucking mood. "Fibre" I was about to delete Alien blue because of this. Why do you insult our servers His mother? Try closer to 7 to 6. At least those are my normal hours I work. Not including the days I have to stay past 9 for open house, FNA, concerts, plays, games and socials. You broke the only rule I only made it to the second post. Onions, everywhere! ლ( ლ) ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Clever you ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ "Es una línea de levantamiento" ...nope, not the same I see what you did there. ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) When you wink provocatively like that... Wars are started. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I'm moving tonight and had been cleaning all my furniture. What's wrong with assholes? ~~~~~&lt;ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ >~~~~~~ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ YEEEESSSSSSS Well no, they simply killed them...much more efficient ain't it... No, it's . I once saw my cousin's wife eating a dick shaped topping on a cake in one of her pre-wedding party photos. Excuse for small penis size I'd everyone. I wouldn't intend to but it'd happen. Then to cover my discomfort I'd own the silent stare down until everyone else is more uncomfortable than I am. That is victory. "A 38-year-old grandmother..." ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ other way around; looking through my dads old books for something to read, and found "Horny College Sluts" on VHS on the top shelf... Tಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ It surprises me how many people post cool shit and without the seed. You know it's what we want. 64 bit pretty much doesn't exist MEMORIZE IT. British?????? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I don't know why I laughed so uncontrollable about this. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ The place I used to buy groceries put some ads where it showed a socialite talking about cheap prices o the place . They're kids. Oh my god! I can't believe John cena is in the game... . Thq stop playing with us, release the people we know that will be in the game and save the mysteries for attitude era... And fix your damn servers! and this is where you die. At first I read paper as "pepper". So I was like, I probably feel the same way but my books aren't even on display and are in a back room! Argh at myself. Yeah because she wanted to have black spray paint all over her kitchen and dog... that's because i'm pretty sure this never happened. a) no gas station manager would throw away sales because his clerk was feeling self-righteous, and b) redditor for 2 hours, only made this comment. ಠ_ಠ OMG ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ And underage. Too much. Too useless. Too AWSOME! IE write a song that will make people *Long's* Chiropractic ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ That was how I learned to dance.... I miss reddit. what did I just watch ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ dear lord i will ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ so cool! Had no idea! whoa,bitmaps are so immersive.................. What can I say some people would like to watch the world burn and all I want is to see giant gerbils attack This was just posted, it's on the frontiers right now... Japan has Pizza ? ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ That commercial has bugged me for the longest time. They turned Lara Croft into a housewife. Thank you. Thank you so much. Where was Reddit when I was 7 That is called Catholicism dat aspergers... Isn't that really bad for your skin? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ >Also, typical reddit formatting (like a strike through) does NOT work in Alien Blue... ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I took accutain and have Ulcertive Colitis. I cannot prove it was due to the drug however. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠಠಠಠಠ ಠಠಠಠಠಠ Huh? TIL I thought I was being random when picking poison and it turns out I'm part of the majority. Only for people using this app > If I want to keep it coming... bad pun ಠ_ಠ we will be watching ಠ_ಠ we're always here <(ಠ_ಠ)><( )> ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ this just made my day Maybe... ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠnoಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Nobody complains. Think of the money they save Dear god it's a conspiracy That's not a joke ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ That left a nasty image in my head. Thanks dude/girl Sounds compelling. This issue can be alleviated by not running around with no ammo ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ thanks for the help with part of the credit/damage question.... but i ask for help/more detail about stuff on the sidebar, and you refer me to look at the sidebar oh... and yeah. because of WG launching Mother of god 300 Underage drinkers and the cops did nothing? Am I the only one confused here? Well whattaya know, even the Chinese can't tell each other apart. If I was a chronic sufferer of these, I would actually consider killing myself. Thankfully ( ), I only experience these for a short time in the summer months. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Don't mind all the people pushing the "I disagree" button. its* Oh, it's easy, just do this: What I want to know is, how did my parents find the time to conceive my two younger sisters when I was little... At 3, I was the most annoying kid ever. At 7, I was the lightest sleeper ever. I would barge into rooms unexpectedly, lock or no lock, and wake up if I heard someone whisper, exaggeration kept to a minimum. Not that I wanted to know, I'm just curious, how'd they manage to keep me in the dark? Triple boobs? I've never seen this lol ಠ_ಠ Yay! I did it!ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ bipartisan. you don't say Go to another subreddit, such as fuuuuuuuu, and scroll to the graphic assets. Now you can comment rage faces! TIL that you can scroll over to the left while commenting on Alienblue and find this face: Way too fat to bulk... Your teddy bear? oh yes mwahahahhahaahaha Dafuq ***Ride*** with pride So you shower, with you dog? Yeah, that's the spirit... I kid of like Nicholas Cage he isn't the worst actor...but thank god he didn't get those roles Two years to pay off $3000? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I never got a book about the side-effects when i went on it in ~98. I got all the warnings, "Don't let any pregnant women come within 500 miles of this.","Make sure you don't miss your monthly blood tests so we know if this is destroying your liver." None of them included, "By the way, this is going to throw you into a severe depression, and, since you're already 17 and covered in acne, will make you want to kill yourself." Didn't hear about that until afterwards. Oh... Well, I think I'll just stick with a few zits and keep my, intestines. I don't want to see this when I'm in /r/aww Three fingers if serious, if not What is that white stuff around Iruka How do I make this face: ? I feel really stupid asking this... I just see it so much.. Aww, what the fuck, man. Umm, OK... I just realized "Pawn Stars = "Porn Stars" Look here, I'm not a republican, but keep your mitts off my meat. Fuck the vegetarian/vegan agenda, it's part of the reason our government health standards are so fucked up to begin with You can really see the acting in his eyes. yet physically gratifying for the haters. Wait...you aren't Iron Stylus Nope, 21. TIL: ...why my husband goes through bales of TP Does anyone else get irrationally angry when their headphones get ripped out? I get so fucking angry and murder flashes in my head. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I use alienBlue and it's just a text option. *Command+F* "Beautiful"... only 4 matches come up. Are you kidding me, reddit? I did the same in Wrath and all 3 days got the Druid Adlphhealr... As someone who is currently using server '03, I can confirm that it's a fscking nightmare. Also, I don't remember seeing anything on renaming a domain. I just had to delete the old one and start again ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ The best part about having a Mac is telling everyone you have a Mac ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ. ಠ_ಠ. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ. ಠ_ಠ. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ. ಠ_ಠ. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ. ಠ_ಠ. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ. ಠ_ಠ. And not squishy when I am around Pussy in Gujarati ( an Indian Language) too What the fuck does being American have to do with anything? Goddamn reddit. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ good to know If you use alien blue for mobile redditing, when you post a comment, there is a little white arrow at the top. Tap that swipe right. Tap the " " Now you have the face. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ . ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ "God's love" demonstrated, and then it's followed by the scare tactics of John 3:18: "Whoever believes in him is not condemned, but whoever does not believe stands condemned already because they have not believed in the name of God’s one and only Son." You know you want to! ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ This was just asked yesterday or the day before ** ** they fingerfucked each other I was shocked by this.... ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Are you truly mad that you didn't catch your parents having sex? I wish there were others. Then I wouldn't have to learn how to make them myself. Where did you put all the porn... Stop being smart! My mom did this to me too! She said the exact same thing! But she also told me to remind her to do hers..soooo... Thank you for the warning limbo-Arab... I feel like I'm the only American Redditor that's ever in Missouri. Where you can smoke pretty much anywhere I got a call from the windows scammers. I said I worked for Apple. The person on the line said, "Me too!" Or on an iPhone, when you reply/comment/post at the top there is down facing arrow. Tap it then scroll the pulled down bar to the left and ta-da! Sounds fishy to me! I love the work but.... You don't get laid much do you? Sorry, no habla maths. I'm going to leave before the verification pictures show up. My father would beg to differ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ &#3232;\_&#3232; &#3232;\_&#3232; &#3232;\_&#3232; &#3232;\_&#3232; &#3232;\_&#3232; &#3232;\_&#3232; &#3232;\_&#3232; &#3232;\_&#3232; If you can identify discrepancies, why not, you know, *correct* them? That is, after all, the primary advantage of "wiki"-based websites.. If you interpret the circles at the very top as eyes, this looks suspiciously like Jar Jar Binks. To be fair, it's a lot more difficult to break. You can't just open up C:\ and start deleting "useless" files that are cluttering things up. What the fuck did I just click on I feel good towards EA right now. Just remember, you're never alone... Uhm... No creepo. [](/x40) [](/x40 " ") How many tabs do you have open? Unless they're all video pages, I can't imagine it'd be under a few hundred. >Rage of Rage ( ) ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ oh just a year in jail , no biggie I could fap to that What kind of brownies, Luke? What are you talking about? Why, just why? With his teeth? Holy fuck are you kidding me? Repost some popular shit for free karma? It's on the front page! Watched the Justin Bieber parody song "Banelings" making fun of "Baby" ... then I watched the original to see how good the parody was... then my Dad walked in... on me... watching... a Justin Bieber music video Well this is weird ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Who that fuck cares How do i get that gun again? >How do I make this face: ? Your grandparents need to hurry up an die, with attitudes like that they quite frankly don't deserve to live. I'm 14. Why? Go to a large state uni. Sometimes I will have an idiot peer who thinks were still in high school. "woah dude what's with the knife" I must be, because *only* Jewish people have big noses. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠpenisಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I can see that you are in game, yet your stream is not on False. I recognized that I exhibit douchiness, or douche-like qualities. However, I am not a douche since society tends to recognize one as a douche when he/she is conducting douchiness in a manner which is to be perceived as unintentional, based on ignorance of said douchiness. I am intentionally an asshole, fully aware of the douchiness of my words and actions. Besides, for me to be a douche, I would need to be offended by being called one as douche is a derogatory term whereas asshole tends to be a grudging term of endearment. I am an asshole. So, really, who is the real douche here? Your motherfucking nightmare, on your motherfucking eye We all care you best remember that. I know the feeling! They need that ad revenue, the audience be damned ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Ha. Not sure if trolling with SD resolution cluttered desktop.. That's the scary part: They do it on purpose ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ I was just trying to joke a bit, I wouldn't really put salt on them.... Of course they do. You liked the picture... that's enough internet for today They're multiplying! That's the point That "ninja" is stupid, Cannondale bikes sell in the $2000s retail. RETAIL! Retail price is never equal to the resale value! 1681 fucking upvotes for something that is clearly incorrect? So disappointed right now. I know exactly what you mean See now if I commented with just a I would get a shit ton of downvotes. Did you even read? Letters... so... small... Read all the pesterlogs! Skip nothing Did President Obama do anything to earn a Nobel prize? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ My favorite is the middle one. I would like the 3rd one the best if not for it's fatal flaw, the fact it's basically the title screen for Megaman 10. Comment deleted. I'm thinking, no. Im using that right now lol! Have that too lolಠ_ಠ ... Except it was written by a 29 year old woman (the is for the writer, not you) professor Oaks... I know its not much money either way, but $1.25 != €1.25 oh yeah, we're all super interested in what your friends said on facebook This might have been funny if i could read it. Try telling that to centre management.... Are you fucking kidding me? This is bullshit. I've gone to Christian schools since kindergarten to 8th grade. I'm a sophomore in highschool now and I can honestly say this is a pile of horse shit. I can't believe any curriculum would spout this boloney down some poor kids throat. This looks like an entry from an Amish/Mennonite science book. But even those science books would have what electricity is in them. What a bunch of bum fuck. I hope when you're 21 you won't be in prison on statutory rape charges. Are you fucking kidding me? This is bullshit. I've gone to Christian schools since kindergarten to 8th grade. I'm a sophomore in highschool now and I can honestly say this is a pile of horse shit. I can't believe any curriculum would spout this boloney down some poor kids throat. This looks more like an entry from an Amish/Mennonite science book. But then again, I bet even those science books would explain what electricity is. What a bunch of bum fuck. Thank you, not sure why reddit is looked at as anti women. I had this on the door to our office, but a colleague removed it in case "management" saw it and took offence How rude of you, interrupting that lasses shower... Get back in there and apologize. They've gotta pour it on now, but leave some in the tank and don't go too early, the boys are perfectly placed (4th), AND.... SOUTH AFRICA GREAT BRITAIN GERMANY There's a price chopper near me that has those, they even have a sign on them "customer in training" . I had a Tyler Durden moment in my head and wanted to blow the place up. ಠ_ಠ Like if "your" a 90's baby. Yea because I am so creepy, and you totally know about that Sorry I like quality gear. Never realized having an Orvis pack was something to be ashamed of As the bottle of dr pepper I can attest to that The economy will plummett?! Youre insane.. The netherlands is one of the richest countries of the EU, but the economy will plumett because some tourists cant get their spliff?? It's just love. I'm ashamed that a lot(And I mean almost half) of the people at my school make fun of, and descriminate, homosexuals for fun. Every time I hear the phrase "OH, THAT'S SO GAY!" I feel like punching someone in the face. Welcome to the world kids, either you get bullied or you be one. Have fun. . cause its illegal! ...which is why he's been there all of 2 times before in his life. I have a penny from 1906. It's got a native American head on it. One of my friends said it was become Abraham Lincoln hadn't been president yet Ya, low light performance isn't important at all Not your username Translation "You sir, are greater than a Dumbass." Vista ಠ_ಠ That's gonna be a lot of weed Say what. she might be a little too young for porn He always has so freakingly great and interesting videos On topics that I mostly knew but never pieced them together, but I always unsubscribe from him after while , not sure why, probably how he presents things or just because look at his giant nose entire time So the game was broken and you decided to give them more money to fix it? There is nothing to see but her hair ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I misread the title as "the pinnacle of my fisting career" you are never to old for Spongebob Yeah at 2am with a hard on, all those options seem preferable to fapping. I posted a question on rideit to see if any other people have had the same problem with the MSF course. Cause on my searches these are the main times for MSF classes and i was just wondering how people with full time jobs take them without having to take a day off. It might surprise you but a day off is a big deal money wise for a lot of people. You got a problem with that? <-- (yes i can copy paste too) Did anyone else not realize the beard was disappearing until the last frame Also, GAYFACE. Explain. -10,000 karma points on your profile page is this a new record? Steam is charging $30 USD regular for five TF2 items, As a gay guy, I honestly can't tell you what compels me to choke on dick. It's a biological drive for which there is no cure. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ So.. you saw a jar of brown crinkled balls and thought to yourself: "man I should really go in there and stir that shit"..? Happy now? I'm sorry I couldn't appease you while I was shitting my brains out. When he started dating my ex. For a second time. I don't even... do girls fuck guys that dress like this now? Really? You should be ashamed of yourselves. ( ) OAK. but you're a man... She knowingly left a live animal in pain for several days? Someone's getting put in a home.... ಠ_ಠ^ Walkmans <( )> ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ Being really stupid. And supposedly the best in the school district. Eating too much pie left me with this condition for a while, though mine was never permanent. When was the last time you ate lots of pie? This is very important! I'm sorry to disappoint you, but those are not the McFly's. Downvite for you sir So it seems..... Ghost rider on the thrusters. wut Good thing you weren't the rider, if you were the operator... ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^^ಠ_ಠ^^ಠ_ಠ^^ಠ_ಠ^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^ I'm too pumped from yesterday. I had a hard time lifting boxes at work today Amazing how those icing posts are holding up the tiers of the cake... I had this too, and the sequel.......not the third I know someone who quit her high paying engineer job to pioneer. Why did she go to school for four years and graduate magma cum laude? "It was just for fun." That won't work here Constructs Start off slow when you hit mile 10... Balls to the wall action! go all out!... Be relentless ... And have fun! Yes, because a different actor could have saved that movie Great, now I'm home-sick. Thanks a lot for that. Your car looks EXACTLY the same as one of our pizza-delivery car! I am being lazy or I would find a link. Nicotine has shown positive effects in tests. Hope some one comes along to elaborate. It's my cake day and I can be lazy if I want to. That was kind of the point. Wat. You sure got one part spot on. Normally when I'm searching for sexual gratification, "dildo in the mouth" is the first thing I reach for. 1 - tutorial boss No. I'm not Canadian. I have just very recently made the switch to Chrome from Firefox and I simply did it to see which I preferred. I honestly don't see a huge difference between the two other than more Google immersion on Chrome with my Andriod devices and iGoogle etc. Firefox is a perfectly fine web browsing tool that has a great amount of freedom it's pretty petty to put down someone for using FF over Chrome... it's not like its IE Nope. We'll be standing at the door making sure our straight allies who are comfortable enough in their identities to attend are excluded... I lost you at "onomatopoeia". White people ... WORD CHOICE ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ but yeah, no amount of can even begin to show how revolting that was to read the team liquid documentary was true, they made him better.. 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Whoa just hurt the juggalos feelings? I'm so sorry >I don't even care. 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Oh my bad, need glasses Joke when did Mexican's get permission to say this You have got to be kidding me what about Cardiff? I get annoyed with people who say something about the 'english' olympics Lemme get this straight you got mad at someone for liking Kesha more than Queen and then you quote a Rihanna song? Everyone keep replying it's easier to hack you now For some reason I read that as "I was molested by a lawn mower" Oh... Oh god.... What is this horrible novelty ಠ_ಠ *Shat*to chocolate milk? Who cares? If we're willing to give her attention, fucking let us. Hmm, for some reason the website seems to have crashed....I can't imagine why That actually happened to me once before I could lucid dream None. Because it's a rule.....Otherwise there would be some. Well, fuck. So much for watching Titanic tonight! Geez... Now I have to drive all the way back out to Redbox! How much money have you spent? "Pew pew pew" is not just a sound! It is a delicate phase all teenagers go through! You should know. not sure if I want to wife my grandmother lolz Because NO ONE listens to PTO. Ever.... Spotify's ad system is pretty horrible. While listening to a classic/progressive rock playlist, I've had a ton of ads for modern rap and hip-hop, and one for Call Me Maybe. None for anything relating to any genre on the playlist. > and apparently generally gets upvoted. Regardless if someone is an ent or not. I will return the phone who ever it may be. This is what real ents do. Not pawn non-ents phones. I don't really know what you mean by " ". Can you give another bot lane in NA that does consistently decent vs Chaox and Xpecial? I dunno... if I had a daughter and found our her nick was peppermint_clit, well, there's no telling how I would react. Does he make snuffling/sniffing sounds when he hugs you? Any strange requests for mints? I love how you completely skip over Gen IV. Little thing. that's debatable Bakery in the basement?..They should have used that excuse in Breaking Bad. Maybe Walter wouldn't be in so much shit now If she's anything like the kids in the middle school down the street from me, she'll be breeding in a year or two If they're 250kg I am both impressed and My favorite is people who put an apostrophe before every s at the end of a word... my very favorite. ( ) Apparently ours is the "ghetto" school, simply because every other school in the area is 99% white/asian. Them people be afraid of diversity. I've come to the conclusion that I'm the only one on r/trees without the mflb. Still love my no2 tho ಠ_ಠ jet fuels and fire That's a convoluted threat at best. Also, I don't think those people were making out while I ate my nuggets because they were worried about the separation of church and state. Man I've been there. I've seen things. I don't ever wanna go back Aaaaaaastronauuuut She was born *during a storm.* Haha I didn't notice him up there. Westbrook- Yes, because none of it is true or factual. The things people will do for an upvote. The pre-game lasted longer than the game How? Where did you really get them. My order hasn't shown up, one of those 3 packs was in it. I'd fuck it......I'd fuck the shit out of it...... Wtf.. Yep, that's me in a nutshell. I am all those things. How old are you? Seriously, fuck Mark David Chapman. In Texas there is one called the TEXAS HAMMER He just screams at you. "ಠ_ಠ YOU MUZZLED APPA " Here's looking at you Alabama Teabagger As a fellow cadet... when did jesus shit people? all used, but only 6 reported used What's messed up is that everything I'm reading says that it will be our insurance that pays for it regardless if it's the neighbors tree. That's all we need...a deductible and a premium increase. such great photos, yet the owner can't locate the return key on his keyboard in the text portion of the listing Sorry for the bad quality. But this is a real photo! A redditor already did this was first posted about a month ago, OP Hopefully you were as cool as a prosecutor as you are as a person... or maybe that's why you're not a prosecutor anymore EVERY TIME I manage to get that out of my head ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ >where are you getting all this from? .... Woah. Our " it's going inside!" "The 'anal fin'". Masturbation club? Wish I had done that yesterday. Had a small river of juice in my new car.. Your sister then? Oh, you mean [the](/s "confession")? That's really gonna tie it all together. I was raging when i got to that part Internet Explorer Oh. Crap, I live near a lake I've never seen one, but thanks, I'll keep an eye out now. As a former cadet... The answer is, "Yes." Avatar is controlled by the mind, that doesn't mean they control the menu with their friggin mind. They use gestures to bring up the menu and tap everything. Pay some fucking attention. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Wrap that shit before you tap that shit And no link... Best part is where you have a tab open that says "How to quickly take a screen shot." ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Michael " " Shannon does it again. Air ride short? Isn't that the SELL BY date? are you sure you want to upvote this? Dwarven women are beautiful. If you're into that sort of thing. Which I am not. No boner, go away. NO SERIOUSLY, GO THE FUCK AWAY, I JUST FAPPED. comic sans It's literally a stick of wax. There aren't any other ingredients i read this as a homeless man was thrown over a bridge by a passerby and then was saved by his rabbit look around, hemicyon lots of puns man, we were just talking about killing her, you had to go and get SOULS involved....yeah...escalated so quickly That name There is not a single objection that can not be answered. Furthermore, simply stating "it didn't happen" is downright arrogant. Yes...Stephen did that...*cough* yeah. Fuck you Stephen for what you did to those wonderful, seductive, laviscious animals. TEEMO. WAT. I don't have legal ground to detain any-fucking-body but I'm pretty sure if I stand in front of your car and you run me down you're going to have a bad time . [](/b "My bad. I'm so rusty on the details I'm thinking I need to revisit In my defense, the point still stands that it's not a huge deal who found the stash, just that it was there, I guess.") No need to brag about all the pussy you're getting Already is unbearably hot it's not even the hottest day yet Why did i read "amazing orianna fart" They also killed themselves. Anyone else have a problem with the idea of Unpaid workers after them spending billions on the event? We pay vast sums of tax to fund the Olympics then they expect people to work for nothing? That's not the queen. I thought it was more like Well I hate Joe (bribing your step-daughter for info on her sex-life.. ), so let the re-drawing commence~ Just a big load of NOPE. Depends on what you call the current version. I can find at least a dozen that is called the current version, but have different translations... You both spelt Brienne wrong. Dat spear Actually Lina was original Link Inverse who was the invoker model... So yeah she had a sex change Why are you being down voted? My friend tried to convince me that chocolate milk was made with cow's blood. Lebron and Kareem I don't get how some people do not know almost all stores have a divider. They have all their order so close to the person's in front, almost everyday I work I have to hand someone a divider so I don't get screamed at for mixing two orders together . Less than a day old and already whored out for karma. His hands say 10 Speed trap! Anime is Japanese Poor Wilson. (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ You deserve it for using IE. ( ) I don't think you fully realize that there are these things called time zones. Play some vanilla, THEN tell us that classes are simplified *now* . it only took 4 hours I have.. it sounds wonderful and all, but you don't understand...I've got ADHD. You masturbate face down? "I mean have some pride in what 'your' writing." I'm a Christian I don't don't believe earth holds the only life in the universe. Sound in space. I had mine all set to capture 111,111 111.11, and it rolled over while my wife was driving The picture would improve with getting rid of Spongebob. I didn't see the look of disapproval on this chart. The look of disapproval needs to be on this chart! Thank you so much!!! Look, I can do this now ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ :D Army of Darkness, the greatest movie of all time, sucked? Not exactly funny... And of course, I have to say that 'funnest' is *not* a word. I'm imagining that you just spent the last 23 hours coming up with that. Flash Suppressor on M60 you'd be surprised how many funny, attractive, intelligent girls are single. Last time I played, which was barely a week ago, I was shot by a guy who was on the other side of a 30 foot section (forgot the map, doesn't really matter). On the last match I played, one guy was performing rapid, consistent head shots...with some kind of shit pistol....from the starting area This is what I mean, since when is smoking herb in any form an elitist thing? Thats nothing, my mom had shut down the entire fucking Toys R Us TIL that redditors in this sub have no sense of humor!!! Except for CGord... where would you get the child to do the porn??? I agree with you. Why would I have any respect for people who cheat on their spouses let alone the person whom they cheated with? Rupert should be shamed even more because he was ALREADY MARRIED. Steward messed with a married man ** ** really? she couldn't find an un-married man to bone her? These are the people that ruin the real sanctity of marriage. That movie was disturbing now everytime I see him I think about it. Moarklitz No...? I missed... Classy My experience: Haha! Thats a clever... Not a great advert for knock-off chinese carbon... Very late getting it to you and then when it does arrive it's not what you ordered. There's a good few of these sites already in existence and they have more than 4 bikes in their database 8:30 p.m. PT / 10:30 p.m. ET It's a kitten. pop music/dubstep. these are entirely different things, do not confuse them. White people ... again Hat condoms? Weird I have to go on reddit to see my best friends new man cave. That I was stupid and would never succeed at what I wanted to become. Because I couldn't keep up with the rest of my math class in 6th grade. I'm not claiming it's the best diet (it's the best diet for ME), and that is a far reach to assume I was even comparing the sugar intake to my keto diet. Fuck. I was simply pointing out that your "all that matters is calories in, calories out" statement could in fact not work in some cases (albeit EXTREME cases). Really Japan No not that... Chairs? What you did there..... I see it. Her iPhone is upside down in the first part. Yeah, I found the cave, but sorry that I can't read Braille off the top of my head. FFS a little warning next time please op I know right. A veggie wrap Frozen gas? wat Tell me how hard you would've stomped Azubu saint, we are looking at you I've been doing this since Minecraft came out. Wish I had known that posting it would earn me some free karma. that is probably the least terrible idea I have ever heard I got into anime,believe It or not, from a link in a reddit post criticizing an oreimo game for psp. And even then it took a couple more weeks for me to get into it. Before that I was very prejudicial against anime and my family has always made fun of it, so imagine my surprise when I realized that I liked anime and started to watch and follow plenty. Geez, if you told me a year ago I would be spending all my free time with either my friends or anime I would call you crazy and I would never watch that kind of crap. Sigh. Why past me why? You wasted so much time you could've spent finishing your backlog! He literally shouts at the top of his voice. I had to turn my speakers down I'm posting this from Johnston. liar, you have no asterix was kinda of hoping you were. Cupcakes Kayla bloor??? Doesn't work on my iPad At first I lol'd, but then I looked at the videos to the right Hates Johnny cash, but likes Nickleback. This my friends, is an example of what is wrong with democracy. Lieception Iunno...... 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Should've had it on silent. Nah, the *you-know-what* box was worse... or if you intentionally alt+tab He obviously still has/ had a waypoint or minimal mod on It's just my wife's leg. What cat would like a fisting? i have a friend who is 19 who types with two fingers... I'm 6'3" and weigh 10 less pounds than her That guy in chat spelled my name wrong You're not allowed to laugh while being punished, unless you're into that shit Or my accountant "I fucked the shit outta Steve the other night!" Tasing is cheating, this doesnt count. ### Do you also like PBR and fixed-gear bikes? Bi male, I like looking at straight guys Can't the manager get into legal trouble for quintessentially *stealing* the money from the ents she calls the cops on, and giving the police the food that **they** paid for? You're seriously suggesting Brian marwood is responsible for finding new city players ~~ ~~ YAY! Now they feel like they're all. Fucking. Over me. It wasn't that bad, trust me I was born in 95 That HAS to be intentional That title sounds extremely painful. If only puppies stayed small. not including the girl My bikeshop is fashist bikes Please dont make this a thing. All my appt.s are stacked together and then the rest are shops. I have 112 floors Its not on their program schedule. I know. It was said in jest. Hence the "hehe" at the end Thanks things get out of hand from here on in I even crack this bad boy out at one point. I-I know that chick... Congratulations, you're being an asshole towards someone trying to help you. Last time we gave him a break he cut his hand open Oh look, another republican presidential candidate was a draft dodger... Yawn. The TV networks will surely cover it ...but only if it crashes. I'm Asian and black..... What does this make me? "Here you go, have a lifetime supply of the product that your deceased husband used to make... then pass it out at Halloween to relive those memories." Jesus take the wheel.... I just think its awesome how you were raised amongst rednecks, yet your opinion of colored people was positive (if wrong in a cute way). Much better than thinking they were black because they had spent time burning in hell already I'm taping my mouth closed when I sleep now. Thank you.. This sort of crap needs to STOP. This has got to be the 10th repost I've seen in the past week that has 300+ upvotes. what I started when I was 6... ** ** wild adventures with the fireman pole on the playground... Ass play is out of the picture. I know a girl about my age who has a boyfriend who's 23 with a 3 year old kid Ծ_Ծ "serious buyers only" The amount of love I have for this man is unbelievable. I haven't had this big of a celebrity crush since the Jobros in my tween years I always feel like it is constantly watching me... ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ They are spiders so it would be ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ I am not a lumberjack I have odd eyes - change colour all the time, going from grey to grey-gold to grey-green to grey-blue to grey... people ask me if I'm wearing contact lenses You meet some strange people Ok i am most likely going to get down voted but come on he was just a drunk fan having to much fun. I know he should of respected the artist in the first place and have not gone up there. He went in for a hug and did not show any signs of aggression, Maynard is most likely a god to this guy and then he gets flips on his ass and choked!? i mean that's a bit to far if you ask me.What a tool The reason the paint is doing that? Because motherfucking idiot painters forgot to sand the walls, prime the walls and *then* paint. ...what... I just... but it's... why would they... how could someone... who could... "I never shit my pants before. I bet it's fun." Im not your guy, mate Yea... I counted 48... My penis feels useless now. Finally... Finally when I think I'd find a thread without someone flaming OP instead of wishing them a speedy recovery, I find your comment cmon man... .... I don't think ANY context makes that acceptable. That's what you saw? The picture is of a box. It could easily be empty. This could be so easily faked It makes me incredibly sad though that Google seems to regard the Olympics higher than this. Fuck them. Many years past i was nodding my head to the rhythm of a school assembly band playing and the principal decided to use his index finger and thumb to grab the pressure points at my neck to stop me without warning... Thanks for reminding me of that There may be hotspots on Mars. It may just be there to find out. Could it not have a wifi chip? Making a living, and finally learning how to sweep Well... Fuck that shit then. Great tell everybody why don't you...Now all the robbers, hurters and rapists know exactly how to lure in the pizza boys and stuff their crusts As a redhead (male, but still): Wut. "Americans who have only been here for only 4 generations they know every part of Germany" I can completely see myself getting annoyed by being Invaded. I've seen the Youtube troll videos. I know what you people do. Maybe you got it off that 10 year old.. Seriously? Cash links My 70 year old aunt gets stripped search often due to her pump. I just don't fly anymore. They always want me to remove it and send it through the x-ray machine. Laughing at your own jokes is sad? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ At least what you could have done is clean the damn thing first. I would like to know whyyyyy that item is out of stock. Striker // \\ I have minor paranoia and the dream I had just made me think the worst stuff! Like I could read a marathon of /r/nosleep and /r/letsnotmeet and be fine but now I'm the most paranoid person on the planet! Almost started crying cause I had to turn the light off and thought some one ( that freaking fucking thing from my dream ) was outside our house waiting for me to turn the light off! it's been two hours since I turned the light off and I'm not wanting to sleep ever again! D: Damn. Hopefully no one passed by me while I looked at this picture at work. "350 miles"... Me too. ...this account needs to die Gah. My little sister is like that. She got a new Xbox 360, a kindle fire, and the latest iPod touch for her Birthday and she complained about not getting some OTHER things she wanted in addition to all that stuff. Nickelback feat. Nicki Minaj, Justin Bieber, Creed, and MC Chris I hate to use this as an example in an intellectual discussion, but...I honestly keep picturing Wall-E I'd hoped that was a joke Yes "makeup" when I first got here I used to poke fun by saying "beau-deen" with a Texan accent and always got a in response. I'm over it now. Min søster kalder også rage comics for memes. "Hey ZuberMario, prøv lige at se det her meme som jeg lige har lavet!" Hun browser /r/f7u12 på sin mobil og kalder sig selv redditor, men hun elsker derimod 9gag 33 minutes ago He has kind of a nice ass U do realize thats fake and its caused by lag Le MeMe Face LOL XD Then it will have gone *okay*? ----> /r/facebookwins is this way. Everyone knows you're the poster. ლ( ლ) Don't you ask shit like that Yes because that is the image he posted, of course! I need to clean my glasses more often, it looked like a Tumblr meme the first time I clicked! ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ . AMIRITE? not available in Hungary Or use photoshop's content aware to remove it from existence I don't even know who the fuck that is. Out of context this is a horrifying comment HOLY SHIT I TOTALLY DIDN'T KNOW THAT HOT WATER MAKES THINGS WARMER seriously i don't even know why i come here anymore... Ciaphas Cain.....my favorite scoundrel. You're talking about all the book covers which have Cain holding a bolt pistol right? I'm going to agree w/ baalsitch... ಠ_ಠ **Öh jö!, hë's ä fünnÿ güÿ!** Ah, South American hairstyles...just spent a couple of weeks in Santiago, Chile. All the trendy young men have mullets there Or creates the biggest lie in history.. Not sure if sarcasm or stupid... I usually respond to an ASL with . This is top comment? I remember a guy in my class a few years ago who posted a photo on Facebook of his turd and a cigarette filter in his toilet I'm afraid to click because of your username Then you could get accused of watching little girls in the locker room Can't unsee..... Colored pencils...... Inside it Forbidden domain. *And we made 10 research station on mars Primitive ಠ ಠ* Hmmm sounds like fun! ...or possibly genocide, depending on his motives It's because he's already a huge bitch. **WHY THE FUCK DOES YOUTUBE START AT 190% VOLUME!? ** Tondeuse et jason la coquine... Tes amis ont choisi des beaux noms... HOW DO THESE CHILDREN KNOW ABOUT THIS?! Cannot be unseen I am sure that is what racists are saying about other words right now... That's more disturbing than the picture I can see your eyes. Oh hell no... you did not just do that... Check my submission history and you will see why I am pissed. No, deploy the Mako * Being Happy was punishable by death in my cycle* ಠ ಠ Did you tried to smoke it? i will throw you out the airlock I have the rumblies in my tummy that only intestinal parasites can satisfy. This is under the assumption that counterfeiters would use inferior paper to make $100 bills. Thanks. Looks like you're the only comment i'll get since I got insta downvoted The Maesters are dedicated to killing all thing magical, mystical and not spoiler tagged in this sub. Also I reiterate ... While playing a game on the Xbox 360, somebody advised me that I should lick my grandmother's left testicle. I'm Sexy and I Know It - LMFAO because I'm in the military and someone was leaving to go to another base and he listened to that song non-stop so we played it at his going away party.... **NON-STOP ** [](/ohcrap) I hope you just made that up Soraka could heal the whole god damn world and all you want to do is have boobs and sneak up on people So it doesn't really exist! I'm from D.C., where I thought we just called it instrumental hip-hop. Looks like I need to brush up on my date rape drug spelling? This was up like a week or two ago ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ that how they scratch there backs thats why there prring I have to do three hours of training a year on this, one of the videos is over an hour long about how not all muslims are terrorist. It the same vids year after year and some people I work still tell the difference A boy wrote this One of my friends invited me to FUSE before. I said "yeah... i have like, homework... and stuff..." But yeah, all of the kids that go there are always posting on facebook about how "AMAZING GOD IS" or how much they "<3 my church". Also, one of my best friends goes there, and literally spends about half of his week in different groups, and gets up at 330 every sunday to go help set up, so I never get to see him. He said to me a few days ago, "yeah i'm thinking once i get out of college, ill go work at Newspring! or maybe i wont even go to college, so i can do god's work even sooner!" In my head I was like I’m 21, I know I’m not as experienced at life as my late 30's - 40 something relatives, but my ENTIRE family (although to be fair there is only four of them) treat me like I’m still 10. That doesn't make me want to donate.... My friend came over to play minecraft for awhile, the last ten minutes he was here this happened... Wait, there are people who DON’T do this? My whole life has been a lie. No more fat ladies on my reddit! I just threw up a little. Dat little finger It was you, wasn't it. Because pawn stars says History..compared to say ..I don't know the fucking dropping of the atomic fucking bomb. [](/yuno) Looks like a real winner. My last name is Gunn Pepsi all in my sinuses and over my keyboard Instead of putting that 71 billion dollars to build more schools, hospitals, or police stations you assholes want to send 28 rovers into different planets to get more pictures of rocks If only, that blue dong in every other scene with Manhattan... Real sugar is still used over here... Nothing beats that jpg? People tell fake stories? Seriously? ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ "I always forget, but what year is it?" Secret Dragon Slayer Art: " Face!" Is it wrong that I spent a good 20 minutes looking for the son of the incredibles in these pictures? Not until she turns 18. Damn it, Reddit. Barbecue sauce Sweet Baby Rays is the best! It's not a band, it's Pierce The Veils' newest song.. Bad Luck Brian would never have a girlfriend. ( ) i don't see how you can't get a healthy meal for 2.5k yen budget Waitwat, chrome has auto correct? *carved* out of her... I wonder what it was spotted with? how were you a troll at all? That's... pretty childish It's none of a doctors business if I own a gun. Never heard of it, ever. Bite it from the side? Hotel 43, invading my reddit!!! Wha? fuckin' douche. G is right next to F. >depending on your definition of Europe? Shorted $0.40 lol Yessss I still keep the Rammus strong. I distinctly remember you guys banning him every single time we played though It's funny, I had a couple of elementary school teachers saying things of this sort, but there is a special twist. I grew up in (and still live in) Alaska. I realize that I'm more anti-social in the summer than I am during the school year. Can't wait for college.... Haha I've seen that.... It made me laugh then thinking about my cute lil ewok turn into inconsiderate sexual partner... :D.... Has the added advantage to the club that they can bilk their dancers out of money by paying them less when they cash out than you pay to cash in I just thought "But there's 13 so he threw one up..." If you're not actually thirteen then where did you get the picture that you gave to him You can afford an iPad but not a $15 iTunes card? He's not even using that meme correctly thanks Obviously Go back to your emo corner and stop trying to get pity from the internet What if he's using reverse psychology so that when he "trolls," people will want to upvote because they think he wants them to down vote... That is smart! My dog just jumped through it which would knock him out. Fuck you, fuck you. That commercial was stuck in my head for YEARS. And there's a typo in my damn throwaway name. My first grade teacher ( an older women ) told me that because I was a girl, I would never be any good at math or science. EXCELLENT teacher. In her anger, her vagina bites off his penis That gave me a headache. He loses his TF games against those gold players My mom's friend died when a ladder went through his windshield. Nice try, but you didn't write that This hurt my eyes very badly Net-code is serious business. , Look at King of Fighters. You seem to have really thought that one out The track looks like a slice of water melon I'm 28, male, and I don't go on the internet for sex ┌( )┘ Something about this list seems off No, but my Pappy did This is by the Eagles. This might bite you in the ass one day You were 4?! i'm not really sure what i expected from that... What species is that sneaky sob........ "Youshalldienoobs" How come I just ulti'd baron in my last Trundle game then. In my cycle we just teleport to mars to dump our garbage. ಠ ಠ My brother was upset that I told him several times to be careful while we were taking a picture of us sitting on a railing on a pier in Quebec. He tried to push me (this was a 30 ft drop over rocks, the railing was about a foot tall). Fuck that pier. That every teacher past 3rd grade would make us write everything in cursive. So the answer is regular massacres? "some Russian country"? Same to everything you said. Wife post surg RN, I wake/feed/taxi/feed/bathe and put her down. I'm also the guy that gets up in the middle of the night for potty/water or whatever. Sex once a month or two. Some people need masks Mac... Lol awesome. Brilliant bit of satire, WmD. Unless you're serious...then I'd have to warn you about staring into the Nietzschean abyss For some reason I read this as "My friend who's a a mom..." exactly but if the Eyes are there, , people will be like,, noooo nooo he didnt and than............... Yea, b/c she should know how difficult and inconvenient it is for him to get up and go to her This guy should learn some self control and stop posting before it gets blown up. He got freaking deleted over fat jokes. Holy fuck, you demented child It's all cute and well until he starts to get REALLY excited No. Just no. The picture reminds me of Team Fortress ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Mine was Distant jabs at a soul by future of the left Damn, that manicurist sucks. Once I found RedditLaqueristas I actually figured out that my local 'salon's' technique was really bad, and that they're not very good at applying nail polish/cleaning cuticles/etc. They cut my sister's cuticles down so badly that she bled on EVERY single nail they did :( All he raps about is disrespecting women, pussy, and weed **NO.** Why are these threads still around They got bought out by a asian company (cant remember if chinese or korean) but every new champ HAS to be 6300 from now on Dat res I agree that this is stupid, but how is it a facepalm? This smells like a repost Well, if you say so Double negative. LHC is in Switzerland I won't. Yeah, Rand is totally just playing the game threatening to throw reporters in jail. Really?tgis very used joke sucks,not every thing with sugar will give diabetes it's a tired joke So, what does you dad think about your reddit account name? St denis street ? Robling looks like Pidove those are two different babies...... If even one of those sentences in your post has any truth to it, you're a fucked up fucker. $2,500? Row, row, row your Bo... ... I think you only did this to take pictures How the fuck does a game like that end up in a 10$ bin? Just because you aren't sure what you want to do with your life does not mean you are fucking depressed This may have made me harder than I have ever done in my life As an american I can say with hope that people like this will be weaned out by nutural selection. And if they dont GOD HELP US ALL . Oh god What a lovely bunch of people Damnit, and I just coverted all my money into the liberty dollar. Guess I should've chosen something steady like the euro... I don't think you can be very slender hiding something like that. Where are you clothes? Another skinny dip? Your parents. I find it hard to believe he was arrested for vaping on his roof... paid....? My mom called me "Italian Stallion" because I'm part Italian and I was always in great shape when I was younger...then she called me that name when I was older in front of friends. Quite embarrassing Ohhh!! Want a cookie? I agree with this comment with exception to the battery life. I can get mine from cool to the right temp about four times before I have to recharge and can sesh for about 15 minutes each time. If u don't let it cool down and just keep refilling you could make the battery go for longer. Completely unnecessary though as stated. Get blazed off just a pinch. It's great You probably hurt Epona in some way *Slightly*? Sure, and military forces are just following orders. ( ) We have minds of our own to decide what's right and wrong, and it being your job doesn't change that. It's any LEO's job to fight all crime, so if you're one with any logic and common sense you waste as little time as possible hunting down potheads. Go check out the Law Enforcement Against Prohibition site if you don't believe me. Taken with this cute camera on that cute sidewalk located near your cute store coming to a theater near you! You'll die, guaranteed. Already clicked this a week or so ago, not clicking it again. Yes, we should have put in Jeremy Lin,Tim tebow, and Justin bieber. I...wat How could somebody hate you over karma? Are you saying that people use `raise SystemExit()` because they dont have to import the sys module. You *asked* for my opinion and downvoted me, and then I friendly say shut up to your useless comment. Also /r/DAE for all the weird stuff. you don't *have* to make a rage comic about everything. Aww :( don't hate yo. Just tryin to have some fun on r/trees I like the sound and feel of rain when i'm indoors, but god do I ever hate power outages And Saving Private Ryan Can't unsee. ಠ ಠ Seems legit. Jesus Christ, Reddit... pic is hilarious, your post's title makes me What are we, some sort of commodity?! Wow. I wrote all the things r/Trees tells you not to write when you make a post. Sarcasm. Not my real info. This is the joke. You are what was made for. "I got a guy who's an expert on rape." do you frequently play with bull testicles? :P i mean, you're saying its sound advice not to play with bull testys. i would think thats common sense. the is for if the cat was supposed to be you :) Thank God...it didn't only happen to me...but actually mine was worse..my dad was teaching me how to shave and my mum and my sisters were there...recording it. Check out CaramelCorpse's tumblr This sentence. I don't even... I'm Asian. I was wearing a black polo and khakis in an Asian supermarket doing some grocery shopping, when an Indian couple asked me to check the price of some mangoes. I just gave them the and kept walking. Don't eat a banana and drink sprite this logic...so flawed Woke up in my old aviary, which was made into a chicken coop, in my boxers being pecked at by the chickens . Atheist *and* Muslim? It infuriates me how a few of my friends thought Catwoman was Bat Girl your right .... Yes, because us old ladies are just anti-fun sticks in the mud. TIL "spending more" means "tax them". Yes, and apparently taco is takosu, which is terrifying, because tako-su is octopus salad. Came here to say this, but with more . Dammit, Louisiana Hipstergram Lies...you've never had the pleasure of a Cleveland steamer Or people who cross when zero traffic is present. This is a real thing are you sure Let's take a step back. This all started with questions about when he left Bain. We may have lost site of that, but Mitt clearly hasn't. I think in a best case scenario (for Mitt), we find that he was with Bain a long time after he claimed to sever ties. What investor in his right mind would walk away from a company that spits out money like that? However this his tar-baby. Common sense dictates that he would put his money somewhere more profitable. If you find Bain's business model disgusting... imagine where his dough is now You think Reddit is hard to defend? Try 4chan... Looks like the other guys already been in a few At the end of that video the text quotes her and then says -- loosely translated -- "traitor of the [afrikaans] people". I am confused. "**literally** everyone else." ** ** Those guys are like dayummmmmm Unfortunately, it's happening to both Firefox and chrome for me You think that in the start, but he grows on you, he's actually a deep character, oddly enough. What in the actual fuck. My entire body is so itchy after seeing those pics. I hate when people put punctuation inside the quotation marks. Sorry, my father can't come out of his room today he has been busy starving himself to death for the past 30 years... I tend to listen the shit out of these songs and then forget em for a while. Looking at my recently added playlist I'd say the last couple were Peacock by Katy Perry and The Boy Does Nothing by Alesha Dixon Yeah it's worth buying a game that you won't even touch once the mod you actually want the game for goes standalone I think you may have found Nyan cat's facebook page, that would explain the need for extraction. Taste the rainbow... How have you been able to use GIMP? I'm relatively new to this and have been using Audacity (because I can't find many programs for Mac)... I hadn't even heard of github until this post its not often you see the " what kind of..." scenario fully play out. I enjoyed it. So you never opened up the server browser and thought "hmm I wonder what this filter button does" these eyes are still relevant: oh god why I'm 20 years old The amount of cannot be understated. WHERE IS THE GRAPEFRUIT? If I might ask, how the did you get him up there?? Da fuck..... I'm happy because I'm finally in a relationship after 4.5 years of being single Booze optional Are those red caps supposed to be blood? Was that analogy serious? After killing his first victim, he goes to a public park (while still carrying the body bag) and **fucking starts** ***admiring all of the pretty colors*** **around him**. Redditor for 11minutes Does he know you call it "sexy times?" At first I was like aww then I was like ಠ_ಠ simply Because clicktivism does things Anything by Nickelback He's...fine? Dat face though.... instagram *"I have the milkies"* redditor for 2 hours All he said is that she is cute. There is no need for so stop over reacting. WAIT A MINUTE. Before I hit on you are you 18?! ** ** His insides are made of alfredo. I can still play offline as well without needing a connection My best friends dad dated this crazy woman who refused to even let her daughters memorize their address and phone number because she thought they would give it away to strangers and get kidnapped. nazi grammar you idiot I've tried this trick once...... only once... I just feel like I can't get my point across without using hand motions. You're doing that just to creep me out, aren't you. Air still weights something. Well no wonder why you've never been anywhere. Look at all the time you're wasting pushing pins into maps! Missing image. I actually made this face reading that Your spelling and grammar is bad and you should feel bad. why? Your idea of **brushing** your teeth is "taking a mouthful of water and spitting it out" Sorry, I still don't get it. It is almost 3am here, so I am a bit slow. And I am perfectly aware that I'm probably getting the face from many, MANY people right now. You have my same body shape. I'm 33 weeks into this crap and people still don't know that I'm pregnant. People I know and love think I look pregnant, but other people look at me like this . Ingrid Bergman Quit it with the fucking caps and 6th grade joke style. You're fucking irritating Disabling WPS in the router doesn't always disable it This is only 3:44 That's actually a good ELI5. We have these innate human characteristics that have been exploited by cultural engineers. Deluded, simple minded, and solipsistic cultural engineers. Our best cultural engineers are usually called crazy and killed only to be found by a future culture that says "Hey... (s)he had some good ideas!" I want you dead ~~I would play this soo damned~~ ~~much... Specially if the npc's were well known american and israeli tyrants~~ Did I see the wave that inning? Keep both??? I'm confused? You could just maybe pick the one you liked best and give the other one away? Not their fault... Yours. This is why I hate le Olympics. They are le playground for le 1%. I like the way that design uses USB to recharge. Mine uses an AC charger that I wish I didn't need to carry, plus a pipe for backup. I think the first step is... Stop using reddit ( ) > I remembered my crush's birthday and so she told me her little brother's birthday is slightly ahead of her's and on the day she told me that I simply subtracted and said it is 5 days before your birthday, I then proceeded to ask "how do you feel about that?" she never answered my question and only gave a look that was similar to this Not me, but two of my friends actually believed that drinking bleach would cure HIV/aids. I gave them the biggest face Can't tell wether sarcasm....or genuine surprise. > I'm pretty sure the FBI has better stuff to do with their time. Brings a camera to the gym - takes photos of guys We all know about this.. It's on Past Masters 1 Youre trolling me... Feebas (didnt know how to get Milotic in the olden days ) "Colon flavor." Haha, thanks? I was really flattered, but then I realized you don't know what I look like. And then I saw your name Why don't you have a seat and we can talk this over... never owned an apple product, probably since the lowest model, entry laptop is $1200 Nope! Wow, it seems a bit excessive that you can't use the internet. I'm almost 14 and I'm given free reign on the Internet. I'm not allowed to go outsidee without my parents, though. Or ride my bike. Or go jogging. Or go over to a friend's house without it being planned for more than two weeks in advance. And I'm not allowed a door in my room. Parents... The fourth one down... Nuke it from orbit! (Seriously is this for real-for real ? ) Sudden twist: my dad already has a sleep apnea machine. It's coming from my mother Me perturbó mas la juvnetud que la organización de madrizas Obsessing over her. It's called a trap spider, and that's exactly what they do... I have the weirdest boner... I knew this was going to happen after I saw the picture... Your names on a whole other level... Wait, you have trouble spelling Washington? How has nothing from soapie solar been posted yet? Thanks for the article, I find it funny that the only ones on that list that I use are Reddit and Google+. Maybe I'm sexist. Why am I turned on by this? Steal their cat? Their website says they do corporate parties... It looked more like a turd to me. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ "Yeah I'm 14" "HAHA YEAH JACKPOT!" My prays have been answered!!! Wait im atheist That's okay I didn't plan on sleeping anyways Photography is in my blood. Both of my parents side has its photographers, including my paternal grandpa owning a camera store. I've dabbled in it, but I'm not sure if it's something I'd like to continue. Also, depression. Depression is in my blood Yes, internet, why thank you, that's quite enough for now. It's Harold and Kumar They don't even need oars... If I leave the login screen open and also have a web browser with some Flash content running the login screen tends to go "Not responding" after a few minutes and needs to be killed and restarted if I actually want to log in... It's a Flash loop after all This thread is 85% full of again ... Verboten sollte das werden,es sind so schon genug spielsüchtige ! One thousand nine hundred years? Humans have existed for millions of years. Ugh, no thank u Woke up naked with my thumb up a chicks ass in a different house to where I was drinking in an unfamiliar suburb with no recollection of the nights events after about 10pm. She seemed oddly ok with the whole scenario. Date rape goes both ways I suppose. how did your friend recognize your gf's nude body?? I haven't tried... *illitearcy* ლ( ლ) Oh god the boss fight thing hits so close to home. I'm in the process of playing through Deus Ex: Human Revolution, and god-fucking-damnit the "bosses" of this game is ridiculous. Sure, reward me and encourage me to build a stealthy character that doesn't kill or carry any freaking weapons, and then lock me in a room where the only choice if I want to proceed is to kill some giant " I have a million HP" guy. Yes, I went through them all and they have huge problems with them to make any sort of conclusion. And butthurt? Yeah I'm so mad that other people can't read papers HAY. Reminds me of the days when handheld gaming didn't have an inbuilt light, and even if you used a light, you could see next to nothing Yes, lets compare democratically elected parliament and president to dictators I don't for the life of me understand your logic, you sound just like my friend: "Oh my god skyrim is so fun! I love it! Wait, why is that happening? Thats a glitch! FUCK SKYRIM! IT'S SHIT!". Also why post this? You should know that nobody on this subreddit would agree with you, why not on /r/skyirmbugs and you might even get a fix! I just 'd all over this. I do, I've played this game in several different arcades. Then again, I'm an arcade hunter (yea' that's a thing okay! ) "Register to read the whole article..." If it were only so easy to that with ones lungs That's annoying Is that a fact? Makaveli. Maybe this one will actually keep the multiplayer servers online. I hope that's all from her head... Child bearing hips What if they were plaid? To be fair, my aunt was the one who tried to keep us away from each other. My mother tells this story at parties . Oh God why I thought it was from a cut scene in some new video game. I wish I could still just be impressed with the quality of the graphics. Now I need to think about how everything sucks. Wut i suggest you shut up Those pesky Asians holy shit. thanks for the tip ... ? Yes the Bosnian war was a conflict where the UN may have bombed some white people. But is it really that inconceivable that members of the military might be racist? Plus, for every conflict where white people were bombed by the US, can can name 10 conflicts where brown people were bombed... Afghanistan, Pakistan, Yemen, Libya, iraq(x2), Somalia - those are just the countries that the Obama admin. bombed! That's 6 brown people countries in the last 3.5 years! I'm sorry, but I respectfully disagree with your opinion that the military is racially impartial. That's not even a sentence. I saw this YESTERDAY Looked at the image, glanced over the post, and it was 911 comments... *glares at you guys* No. My thoughts on what OP was thinking; "It's blue therefore it is Cortana." yea that piece of hair bugs me. Wonder how this tea tastes Stay classy facebook. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Red text over black and an image. holyshit. 3-4 table spoons Kuwait here... It's currently 8pm and its still almost 115F. It might get down to 108F around 2am, I envy you. Ugh! That would kill me. I would hate that fish and tell him so everyday. Impact + drowning? GREAT way to go! Said what I was going to say. Anyone who thinks girls have it easier online really needs to walk a day in another's shoes. Yeah, maybe you could get some free games if you milk it for all it's worth (GameCrush.com exists... look it up ), but more often than not you'll have a hell of a time enjoying your favorite hobby when everyone makes a huge deal about it. "OH MY GOD FEMALES! SHOW US YOUR BOOBS!" etc etc Stop ruining my juvenile jokes Tried getting a hold of him on my lunch, but no response. I will get the back story. I am now on a mission . We all know where you *really* wanted that oil applied I don't OP makes first post on reddit, and then is immediately driven away from reddit forever by comments calling OP a whore because of poor nail fashion. Huh. I actually have no idea if any of mine are underwire. Rayne Dragonborn Try telling him/her next time, not us And to top it off, he's also a skateboarder *AND* a *medical student*. More like a dumbass if you ask me I think he would fit perfectly in a proper deadpool film. They literally made the merc without a mouth last time. +1 Rad And he didn't even link up his flair. Oh **GOD** ლ( ლ) That's not even Mexico city, it's probably a part of the "misery rings", the poor neighborhoods around it, a phenomenon that happens even in the greatest cities in the world. Mexico city is beautiful and looks pretty much like New York on steroids. Get your facts right reddit. In before idiots forward this to each other and claim its a UFO and then Snopes has to tell them they're dumbasses. Very good! Sunshine. Amazing sci-fI film. Up until the end when seemingly out of nowhere you have a psychotic killer slashing everyone. Kill it before it lays eggs I agree Since he was 6? It's a "novelty account lol." It's so meta and hipster and funny. Nu-l asculta pe ăsta, nu le da mâncare solidă. As a psych major, I can sympathize with you. While I have met some people who actually are really passionate about psychology and know what they are doing, the vast majority of psych majors seem to be the "ehh, I got an A in intro and it's easier than *real* science, so I'm going to major in psychology." Yes, yes it did. :) (old man voice) BUT BACK IN MY DAY KIDDIES... Good lord I'm only 18... Levante mi mano pero pues no creo que pueden mirar jaja Fotzenpilz? Wirklich? PSH, That's ok... I don't sleep The ' ' makes me think you don't really mean it. I mean it. I was just trying to be funny... ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ My name is Brian and this happened to me recently Yeah! Her awful boyfriend gets put in jail and she gets to go to the hospital. "went all the way to MARS".... Not once.. not twice but several times... why couldn't she have just said 3.... WHY!?!? Realy I thought it was a fucking dog.. he's been humping his dog so much it just automatically assumes the position when he called. Friend at work got 45.... That's when I stopped and got back to work Sigh. Just another example of female athletes not being taken seriously... Nuke the sun ----> More sun Sausage fest in the showers? TIL all of Reddit thinks the same exact way. This. My diabetic grandfather lived to be 83 and died of coronary heart disease. He always thought it would be the diabetes, so he made sure we were eating healthy and exercising so we wouldn't get it as well. Heart disease is the real killer and I still miss him today. Luckily, I take adderall so my heart will always be in great shape. That is not a pot pie Yeah. You are. Pigeon necrophilia Y los que son trilingües que Are you wearing pants? This image is forever in my head now.... Anal... hair? Source: Youtube. Uhm, is the Ron part legit? I remember Harry's being in the books and Hermione's being revealed by JKR, but has she ever revealed Ron's? Looks like fanon, to me. There have been several instances in the HP wikia where fanon made its way among canon, and I'm always at that. ლ( ლ) I dig the short hair,it adds a sultry appeal.As you're hair grows back you can be versatile with it and sexy but you would be sexy bald. I'm tempted Don't give me any ideas No, it makes the world larger. Have you read the books? cute? Where did you find these? I checked for locations on the Barber website and after entering my zip code, it just said "check with your local grocer." Pedo bear B...but that's a unitasker! GASP! Cut your hair... I was sitting on my bathroom floor, naked and drunk, staring at my testicles in a daze, after puking my guts out, when I noticed that they do indeed look like they're churning slowly in their sack Oh wow I feel stupid thanks though i would be afraid of the black guys getting mad you can check out consoles?! someone told me you have to bring your own? that's AWESOME! (and the MSC was renovated, it's not new ). Don't wish injury on someone, man. Pretty sure this has been posted here before. I requested a location of where in Boston this is and never got a reply, nor did the other people also wanting to know where it is. Brand new reddit account... 1 link karma, no comment karma. Have a downvote spammer. Doesn't happen to most guys. Your boyfriend will probably give you this look: "And over here we have a lovely view of the poverty stricken slums, a truly great vista for those who really must see the beauty that is social inequality every morning they wake up." .. Actual footage of Andy Carroll scoring. Just saw it. *I want it.* It looks exactally the same I usually find out an item is OOP by going to buy something that was originally $20 MSRP and finding out it's $45 or more. This should come in handy. Thanks ProteusFinnerty. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ The eyes. They stare Straight into your soul... I started wearing all black, and going to stupid "teen nights" at random places, and pretending to like all this screamo music.... Middle school The proud, the few, the marines. This just happened to me at 5 minutes to 9 today before I got off work. Fuck those people and they ordered a fucking appetizer and all main entrees. I have the Nyan cat shirt that's in the second picture The Vice writer also states in another article that "*There’s something powerful in surrendering your life and your will to the limitless possibilities of an almighty creator without any hint of reservation. I even think there’s something worthy about it*. **I think of the Aztecs ripping the heart out of a prisoner to make sure the sun would rise. It might be primitive, but it’s also noble**." THIS GUY BELIEVES THERE'S NOBILITY IN MURDERING A PERSON FOR A COMPLETELY FALSE REASON. And he says that we are the "giant dicks"?!!? I'd rather be thought of as an angry, arrogant asshole than be the kind of person who finds value in the killing of other human beings. Being called names by someone with the kind of moral values the writer has doesn't insult me at all, I take it as an affirmation that I'm heading in the right direction through life. What you said is not what he said... i had to re-read this like four times. Obligatory "It was the perfect reach-around." Looks high maintenance. Mwahaha yes I'm secretly stalking you and keeping track of your usernames... I'm actually more interested in the "fun" autoimmune diseases that are relatively rare, as I have an undiagnosed autoimmune disorder :U it's still a mouthful... My illness was initiated by Stevens Johnson's Syndrome, supposedly, and I've had immune issues since the initial illness... I think it's cool now but at first I couldn't talk about it without crying... btw forgot to mention I open up to people pretty quickly online, apologies if I make you uncomfortable... >.> I've heard the lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying....maybe not in this case. Did you just call Bruce Lee gay? Oh that's so cool. in the military its called a blouse. My dad did that constantly to my hands as a kid so I have a HUGE tolerance to it. Practice and eventually you'll be immune. What I wanna know is, what context was this taken in? I like that. Did you read my user name at all? Dat shark I feel this must be used. "Okay, what the hell is that, is it some fucked up mouth or something?" " , NOPE NOPE NOPE" OMG I have those same papers a friend of my girlfriend brought one to me and her from Spain . That and a enrollador ( idk how to say in English a device for making cigarettes including the filters ) hmmm it was nice even tough I still prefer to roll them myself that thing delivers very skinny cigarettes And then you posted it on Reddit for the world to see I have to say, being raised in the church, this picture was one of the first things that made me go "...huh?" Like I didn't *seriously* start questioning to get out til I was about 16/17, but I remember being in 6th grade and we had just covered some massive section on ancient Egypt class, and I was totally in love with and fascinated by it. I then remember seeing this image a bit later in my scriptures and immediately recognizing like "oh hey, I learned about it in school, how the Egyptian embalmed people, put their guts in the little canisters etc etc." But then I went to read what the little foot notes said it was and being like "....wait a second . Okay...I guess." LOL so this has a special place in my heart, yay for childhood cognitive dissonance :p Check OP's comment history. Almost every post is about this girl. Browsing /r/AskReddit by new and he posted something about her in nearly every thread, along with admitting to printing and fapping to child porn. He's either a dedicated troll, or a man disturbingly obsessed with a teen girl... I'm really hoping it's the former Fail so much fail This is why I hate English. His friend is dying, and he doesn't call for medivacs. Bladder infection Pretty sure this is a bad idea. Asians make our products, I wonder who makes theirs? 84 messages?!?!? yup, i hate that they don't even seem to care about earning an honest living. they don't care if you don't want to get in their cars. i mean dude, you could probably make more money driving people around bukit bintang in an hour than just wasting your time waiting. That scared my brain away... Reddit like's nuns more then Romney. This guy must suck... Their karma was what's wrong My advice: Increase alcohol consumption... No no no! You are the bot! I'm sure of it! What?! School in August? That's a bit early *Looks at username* And then there's that.... Skimmed to 2:59 This girl is from Sweden. She was part of an reality show on TV. BTW she is 16 on these photos. Summerhouse really that much money and no wifi? I can never tell. Quotes on the internet... Spoken like someone that was staring at my meat yesterday... Yup this is my rate. People ask me for multiple too. Plus keys are more useful to me than metal so I like it to be worth my time. Had one person try to buy 14 for 34 ref, he said I was crazy for not taking it This can't be real. i'm not sure you'd want to shove a free handout up your pleasure hovel. Thinking with... Loops? Yes because a guy who dumped her is going to make her all sad and drunk because he left her for another girl ** ** ** ** ...but they're not spiders. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Female masturbation can still be messy Or being forced out of things because of cramps I do live in north Carolina. corporate overlords... You mean you...seven months you...every day you would.... i'm still alive Says the Guy laughing at his own joke. Timon Pumbaa ... I knew this day would come Custody of gay friend. I did this yesterday! When I got to the top my cat was ing at me. No ones arguing dude... I think you know what he meant Perhaps they did this just to see if you would post about this peculiarity on r/askreddit? Spoilers, dude. Aaaaaand now it's in *my* head. DAT FPS DAT FPS Death by dildo.... As someone with lower blood pressure, I especially hate this. Why jack it up to 200 mmhg when I can tell you the highest it's going to be is 120. Well that means that he might just win I'll switch with you, you can have Hoity Toity's sandwich, I don't want it. How do *you* know? But do you have a source?! No problem... Now about that username That's disgusting The tl;dr was longer than the actual story, Came for the video. Bazinga? Are you for real? I find this difficult to masturbate to "Put a shoe on your head for 5 seconds and I will donate $50" OP is niggerfaggot jewball I think it was because I had no intentions of having a relationship with her. I just simply didn't care what she though of me, and I guess she liked that. But if I'm trying to flirt, |ಠ_ಠ| |ಠ_ಠ| | | Whenever someone tells me to have a nice day I respond with "Don't tell me what to do" Wat So what you're saying is you rape cats? Have a seat... Who dares? Sailors enjoying black cat. The computer, front door of the office, these eyes because I drew them and stuck it on the top of my monitor, and a dead plant. -Watching this sweet movie as a kid >brother walks in during the really gay scene where that girl is singing. All the rides have the default names I don't get... Also: no matter how strongly you feel about this, as someone who advocates logic and reason, I feel like I must inform you this is an ad hominem attack. Attacking religion as a whole does not in any way take away from the quality of the advice itself Great job! But... I busted out laughing. Then got headbutted -activates eyebrows and pupils simultaneously- Yes...that is exactly how the Internet operates. That looks like animal cruelty Don't forget the women and young people! First thing I thought was that his dick was sharp and he tries to have sex with keyholes But... But.. He's a young boy I was going to comment the same thing if someone hadn't already. I'm just disappointed to find the comment 3/4 of the way down the page. Come on, redditors " , Come on brah" -Abby Wambach 2+2= You seem to know an awful lot about sharp things and genitals. Relevant username? Maybe I was a bit snide, but it's legitimate criticism. If it was just a montage or silly antic video, it wouldn't be a problem at all, with those, the creator is just having fun doing his own thing, it's not affecting anybody or giving him a falsely earned cred as a knowledgeable player. However when it's an analysis video,(A bad analysis video at that) when he is pretending to be someone who knows his stuff and feeding mis information to new players, it's fucking annoying. On top of that, this guy obviously doesn't put that much into his videos, and isn't active in the community at all until he comes back around every couple days to promote one of his videos, you honestly think this guy cares about anything but growing his channel? I don't. Ask yourself: do you really want **THIS** to be the standard quality for tribes videos? This is driving people away if anything. This all happens because people like you (who *just want to support a new creator* or *Be more constructive!*) pity this guy, a lot of you thumbs up his videos, subscribe, or comment nice things because you want to *Help him out.* There's no room for people like this in the community (not really a problem though considering he isn't even active in it!) If he is going to provide garbage content, full of misinformation that, from what I can see, hasn't improved at all since day one.(also better versions of the videos he makes can be found by other by content makers who actually know what they are talking about.) Not do anything for anyone but himself in the community. Not to mention clearly ripping off other peoples stuff. This guy isn't going to improve at all until people start actually start "being dicks" about it. Like llamafinder said, you don't get an A in school just for trying, people need to stop giving this guy pity feedback just because he mkes videos. annnd that's how you run them off... good job You magnificently sick fuck Now that’s just stupid and racist. Yes, there are parts of China where dogs and cats are routinely eaten, but they will know the difference between a pet and supper. It’s like saying that you wouldn’t want to let a European near your pet horse, because they’re liable to slaughter and eat it. You're right, and so was IMJGalt. I have selective memory from when Bush was in office. Now that it's their guy leading the adventurism and engaging in 'humanitarian' wars, shit's A-Okay. I read it as 'whorehouse'. If there is grass on the field, play ball..... Why is Scrappy-Doo there It's ok asshole... See what I did thar? Huh, you see it! Tell that to Thomas Riker. yessss... tickle that pussy... "eff" What the hell do cowbells have to do with anything? Not sure if real or a joke because of pic of Bobby Moynihan. Is that made of a legit shoe? Except Mars, Inc... Skittles sales skyrocketed. [](/cod) It's going to suck if my dorm floods again since I'll be living in the basement this year. No one chose Targaryen?! I'm 37 weeks today, and in my seemingly unbalanced brain, if I don't pack, she can't come. Whoever scored that username did a bang up job with the profile. Pretty funny and on point. Actually, better than a lot of the profiles I see on the site. We live in strange times I swear the last time I saw the phrase "constitutional sovereignty" it was in reference to the civil war. Joke? That's scary as fuck. 'planed out'? There is nothing funny about myspace > Sounds like this will be able to track things without license plates, too...like people... I consider those reasonably extenuating circumstances, though I might pretty hard if it's broad daylight or something. I think I'm grossed out. I don't know. I'm confused. Wait...maybe not. The content owner has not made this video available on mobile Nice try, Internet creeper On the carpet. I never wanted it to make frontpage, sheesh. Also I was playing on I herd u liek mudkipz...I suppose people don't get it when there isn't one blatantly posted in the album. And I speak perfect english, thank you. One more thing, I do know some people don't like pixel art, you don't have to rub it in my face. That's the beauty of it next line "she's one of the guys"..... I'm 19 . Yup, I'm a 12-year old girl, yet for a multitude of reasons I won't be providing any 'proof' I'm going to go back to lurking now. He's not hungry. He's just blowing air in there to help her stretch, because... reasons. Yes lol I have friends ( my description made it sound like I am a creepy and lonely dude ) and this might work, maybe during projects and stuff, but I don't think ppl just introduce themselves in hs lol, unless they're mature) ಠ_ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ TIL that in my state, a middle-schooler can legally fuck an adult. . I hope I was reading the wrong. Windows XP... [](/cadance) saw a guy sitting in a parked truck with tinted windows as I left too.... No. Seems like being Asian would work too.. We.. have that already. It's called the plasma pistol. If its "Mists of Pandoria" it's definitely phishing... Not sure if leela became hotter than before or just i deseparatly a gf Easier but not impossible as implied. I go to dickinson. I met a kid from Kutztown who has a tattoo of a smiley face on his ass good luck! Op isn't delivering What the fuck OP..... Seconded, motion carries.... ಠ_ಠ simply "Clever poster for the deep throating film Looper" I know, every time my wife eats that shit I am like . The second one above..... it's a real penis... Look at it.... Are there gay nights? And have you ever taken a black light after closing or something, and looked around? If yes, how long did you have to scrub your skin prior to said event/discoveries? Did you require extensive therapy? How do you rationalize your job? Does it ever get old? Do you question yourself morally? What do you tell other people you do? Do your parents know? Do you have a second job also? Wow, I have a weird mind, I'm sorry if I scare you So this isnt from him sleep peeing then? he was just being a fucking gross idiot? the fuck kinda people do you live with man I realized I'm excited about the next iPhone coming out. " damn." (read: daayyyyuummn) Downvote because...well...rap   Who fucked a 2 liter *what?* "Quality you can taste..." Seeing the mess he made, what a dick, indeed. My name is on mars right now? This deserves more up votes. Black Salmon Teriyaki..... That's 3-4 minutes from where I live... Dildo Saggins the Throbbit. Happened to my girlfriend(obviously now ex) once, her excuse was that some slut kept sending messages to anyone who knew her, so she(my ex) was just forwarding the picture to some friend to make fun of her. You can try this unless your face is visible or you dad knows you more than you think . What is like to know is where Jesus' other hand is... Says the vaginal_commander. As someone with musophobia (totally real, look it up)... I nearly threw my laptop. I was all "wow delicious and entrepreneurial!" but then human meat pies. A scummy losers.... Redditor for 1 hour ... "Do you see that thing that fell out of me?" "Pick it up and just stick it back into me." They're doin' it wrong. It needs TWINKS. My cousin does this. When ever I spent the night, without fail he would get up, slowly walk into the living room and piss into their cats litter box. The cat didn't care for it much. That's his biological sister huh > the fuck kinda people do you live with man What is it with these fucked up pet posts? Nobody wants to see your ugly, broken cat Downtown poco? Blue Grilled Cheese Well, to be fair... They WERE a bit distracting. 2am, laying in bed and now instantly itchy everywhere ALLEGEDLY...12 this will forever haunt my dreams it doesn't even have tree in the title. Ah well, it happens bro. Srry nah >That's his biological sister huh The grammar .... it burns Last time I showed a picture they barely looked at it and gave me straight hair instead of curls. What the fuck. I just don't understand the "squeezing" part. He like, stops his cum..from cumming How is that puffery? Any reasonable person would not take "better ingredients, better pizza" as anything other than a claim to quality. Waiting for kimmundo to do this What? Why would you pick Irelia knowing you're going to face Jax? because Irelia can beat jax That sir/ma'am, is an amphipod. Also I don't know how that amphipod would have made it through several water treatment stages, including coarse and fine filters that are in place to remove microorganisms! What in the actual fuck. The cat licked him Pretty sure it was Dave Grohl that said that. And did you just criticise Butch Vig? Did anyone else on this mistake as much as I did? This one time, I was playing CS, and I was molested. Your dream is to live in birmingham? Just dont click on them. Minimum order: 50 ties. Perhaps you should read the contract "Biggest nerd" Seems legit ಠ▃ಠ ... ... ಠ‿ಠ Biostar Repost Umm did another star just manifest outta nowhere? I feel ya bro. I literally just finished installing new wheels, brake levers, shifters, brakes, and entire drivetrain the other day. It's like a whole new bike. And now it's raining non-stop for the next 3 days here in Michigan. Screw you mother nature. You don't need mods for Telekinesis, it's actually in the game I now have CptnCanuck tagged as a liar. Who would do that? Lie to a bunch of people on the internet like that. My face when I don't give a fuck and this leads me to believe I am not anxious . The parents were laughing... These pica are from 2009 They are pouring gas.... Part of the formula is to tag it NSFW I just told my friend this and she responded with "ohh is that why foreign countries smell so bad?" ( ) Ohhhhh joy! Oh god the teal one. Maybe they belonged to his sister ...I don't know what kind of comment I'd expect from PartyInYourMouth. *There are only two Syndicate games* what did I just read No, I had bring my own. Because motion trackers rely on sound. "warm" Nice try TLC marketing headquarters... I think you're 11. Tries to show off graphical capabilities of a gaming PC; Uses DX9 game. See you tomorrow. That looks Lego men A 90's party? It was before classic Deep last words shared by many a redneck . Use Wildfire Never "nerd" You provided a Google search and a Wikipedia page. "The" "I'm" We've had our name picked for 19 weeks.... It is what I have been calling her, what the letters on her wall spell and it is her name. 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And to OP --> DAFUQ DID I JUST READ!?? Riiiiight....... "Have a beef" what were you originally searching for? *She** Inspect_Her_Gadget Why are his fingernails polished? It's nothing like humor ... says the guy who types "d-bags". I don't have one anymore Did... Did you use bing...? ┌ ┘ " " Unless I get hit my a comet... ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I'm sorry that the pronunciation where I am from offends you so much. Down boy. What does that do? omg really people ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠThanksಠ_ಠಠ_ಠForಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠRemindingಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Me Ill just have a seat on your couch. First off, that is just awful! Normal people do not do that and you should be ashamed of yourself . And second, how old *is* McKayla? Wat? its China And the responses to this post highlight why I seldom reveal I am female on reddit. >(V) (V) Wow, you're definitely the first person to point that out. Not so sure about this one He's not Franklin My organs move? I'm pregnant and I didn't know this! That's horrifying! Whose brilliant idea was it to knock me up daisy chained power strips??? = meh, thats what breakers are for... nice setup though 12:10, rolling stop Seriously. Everything else in the world is so easy to find but they have these Olympic videos on LOCK. Cant access shit. youre just reposting your own post now It was on the front page here, on /r/dayz just a couple of hours ago Annnnnd .. There's an arm gone rabid? So if legos are harder to split than atoms....what sort of witchcraft does that thing have in it? Have you ever tried to shave your own asshole? It's quite difficult Downvotes How do I know this wasn't taken last week with instagram Homosex But that's the thing, if you zombify a village to harvest emeralds, where are you going to use them?! On the villagers? No! Cause you killed them all... What the fuck did you DO? I would've said it looks like a jolly rancher, but I don't know how well that would've gone over- this IS reddit after all. Der Staat wird damit selber zum illegalen Dealer I don't believe you read my response clearly, or even finished reading it at all. Why am I not suprise this exists Looks 3D I see what you did there. I doubt anyone here will pick it up. Up vote. What did you wipe on the screen with your hand? I almost believed it until the wu tang and fried chicken jibe... for me.. "." My brother sleepwalked and peed on a tv. Luckily, it was already broken. you would die... God dude have you ever seen anything worse than this? You evil son of a bitch. There used to be an /r/picsofdeadjailbait, too . Some people are just fucked up Obvious 2/10 troll, and you responded pretty seriously. I saw a couple of other comments say it cant be done. Much was displayed. What the actual fuck?? I'm a native louisiana boy myself and I can't help but think what the fuck!! It's got Mexican on top of the label!!!! ಠ_ಠ Once, and, Just *ONCE* I gave a level 3 all suits of armor up to rune. He was really happy. We are friends now, and he now has bandos. I'm still stuck at dragon OK but why is it a sports video Conditioner as lube. I'm not even mad that's amazing. Hooters came up in conversation once when I was around guys. I told the guys that I want to make a restaurant called "Cocky" and have chiseled men serve nummy cocktails and decadent desserts and *maybe* have a choreographed dance every hour on the hour. And you know what they said? "That would be stupid, because only like...women would go there, no guy would feel comfortable there" Yes, it has given plenty of good laughs. Oh god, not sure what happened to the thumbnail. Shield you eyes children You have comments on here from 2 years ago... There is ALWAYS time for Meatloaf Would have given up vote if it said Neighborino. She looks like Nic Cage. Feeeelings TIL OP is faggot Finally figured out how to do this and can't stop but I aggree no This same thing happened to me but with 2 fat women they were getting out if the river and onto a rock and they whipped off their tips and bottoms and started ferociously making out... They were drunk I think... A white peaceful neighbourhood? Fuck this guy this is horrible "people that live paycheck to paycheck need to learn how to budget." it bothers me that cover design is a familiar pose Fuck YOU! May our paths never cross #21... Black protein shake... How do you measure life in inches? Yea, because this only happens to Islam. Wow asshole much? An appropriate response would have been "I'm an atheist ". Oh and you got it worse than a Jew because a lady asked you what church you go to? I had people make fun of me because I'm Hispanic and can't speak Spanish so I must have it worse than kids in Africa. Came for the tip, stayed for the comments. Keeping r/StonerProTips classy scumbags. TOY... PEDO... UNF? As a male college student...wear something other than sweatpants . Being a victim as in "suffering from an action", not as "pity me because I can't help myself". And then wins..... I knew a girl who got pregnant at 13, kept it and had her parents raise it. Then at 17 she had another because she was 'ready'. Then she moved out and left both. Now her parents have another baby to raise.... The cactus is not real. I'm on iReddit too I went through entirely too many of those posts to fall asleep tonight... fuck Too handsome . "attach ALL your devices" -> 2 devices .....spoiler? you have a picture of one of my friends in your album I'm 19 and I recently found out "wow" and "whoa" have different spellings. I thought they were both spelled "wow." When I was in elementary my teacher taught us they had the same spelling just pronounced differently. 3 miscs on the second one? * * There's nothing like trying to be inspirational and falling flat on your face... ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ There's so many nicer ways to say this I heard someone call my name!! I'm here!!!! The 15 year old girl called you 'kid' at the end of that. and you think that there are no changes in that timespan? I am too Pretty fucking stupid Is this what swag is becoming? Yes!! My grandma came into town recently, she's 68, I was leading her to my house from her hotel, she got lost 4 times. Following me. Because she would drive at 20 MPH in a 35 zone. There is a penis sticking out of that pile of rubble...but whose? "Digging up"? Must I mention the whole TR and book things again? Teemo... It's still moving My son actually got permission to wear this shirt to school by his principal. You took a picture of your screen. According to Ari Emanuel, if you pirate you are no better than some one looking at child pornography... you did too Yeah I keep trying but the misses will have none of it Oh I see where Gary Johnson comes in here! Elusive... Great job. I know women can get hung up on the 10lbs, but think of the fat burning lean mass you have gained. That's what will help you shed the calories easier. Also, I thought you were supposed to die in 7 days after watching that little girl in the well's video. And he introduced him as "the next president of the United State" he can't even get the VP announcement right.... Well the problem with amping up the profanity on the male side is that you're implying that a vagina is worse than just a normal penis which just makes things worse. Oh Venus, you were the first crush I ever had during my budding prepubescent years. > ಠ_ಠ Although many Christians don't understand that the old testament and new testament are 2 completely different religions. Yep it's already froze and crashed 3 times this morning "100% committed" What in the hell did that say? I'm starting to wonder if I should stop wearing sundresses at the high school I work at Bot courtesy of SRS, Btw. Great! I just fapped to your picture and now I have to reset! kidding Wow.... Seriously. Possibly the worst slave Leia cosplay ever. Gorgeous ride pal /r/rule34lol ಠ_ಠ NSFW *steeples fingers* Maybe you should tell us about yourself. Wut TIL stealing is acceptable in some Redditors' eyes Black chicken. Fox is already covering for this. The fox nation has ran at least one story saying Clinton showing up at the dnc convention is a weakness and that Bush not doing theirs is because Romney is strong enough not to need him. *Welcome*? How did *you* get on the FBI watch list? You'r I hated the fact that she basically left Andy for Gabe then left Gabe for Andy again... It would be one thing to just leave a person but then to flip flop and come back? Yeah, because being a dick is so comparable to the Inquisition. Or the Salem witch trials. ( ) wow...this is...i...really? There's that and the fact that although OP squats he has a decent camera, internet access and a want for Reddit Karma... Oh you have to be fucking kidding me Highly multi-threaded code ≠ multi-threaded processor. Multithreaded code can fit in smaller space and can process many things synchronously, meaning it can swap between those 130 threads (time division, etc). Besides, that CPU is based on 1997 tech so you really think they'd have 130 cores back then Well, why do females have breasts... I only know one other person that knows what indie music is I live in the worse town to be a fan of it. That was.... Unexpected What if it, oh, stopped working? or did he... Beat me to it. It also got ruined because of the 10 remixes he put out. For me it's bigoted intolerance If this happens, you're doing it wrong. You're not supposed to "cheese grater" it.... Who gives head with the front of their teeth anyways, with or without braces ? Hope you make the right decision! As if there are consequences to saying no. She's a gymnast, not a swimmer... Sorry, I forgot the /s... my bad Stop using my name for your tomfoolery I really enjoyed the sea slug and cave goblin quests in terms of story and such (WGS is a given) and I REALLY like the fire makers curse: the way the puzzles work along with the environment it was set in was AWESOME. Least favourite quests are definitely the elven quests which are required for too many other quests :( underground pass, regicide, mep2 I'm looking at you I'm also from the UK... Wat. As a closeted Jehovah's Witness, I do this all the time. Nice try Microsoft Really? 12 seconds ago? That thought is yours isn't it? Thats not cool man... She's 25, look at her username or previous posts. CP is a very serious crime and not something you should be making jokes about too many other memes in your hands Nice try Google and Apple Well naked babies isn't really considered nudity, right? nothing to do here ... So you're one of them... Nice try Microsoft Nice try Google and Apple Don't tell people if you're a girl. You'll probably get creepy pms. Unless you like that kinda thing, in which case, go ahead. The first line of the translation under the title of the article is "I've hit it" I had to walk home from my friend's house at like 4 in the morning. The walk is like 6 blocks. It was quiet. Too quiet. I walked home with my knife drawn and my flashlight out. Fucking every little thing I saw was Slenderman in my mind. Legit, scariest myth (maybe ) ever. Nice try Mozilla Nice try, Karma Whore Dude! Rainbow... Nice try, Karma Whore Copy/paste? Like a woman remaining a virgin until marriage? Now, girls like me hear crap like, "What? You don't think women are sexually equal to men?" and "Wow, that's so prudish and old-fashioned," and "What, you can't get a boyfriend?" The first thing on the pantry checklist is anchovies Not quite how I would describe the video. You've posted this comment twice and both times you spelled "white" wrong. I live in the Midwest, too, and people say this all the damn time. Especially my mother. We were forced to watch movies. I will never forget the look on the little boys face after his dad told him his penis size was normal. Also, we put condoms on a banana. Then got talked to by an ex-hooker. And looked at pictures of STD's. Yay middle school! # TL;DR: >Chuck eggs, fuck sausage, marry bacon Nice try, Hipster ## Team TomSka That sounds amazing! Too bad SC2 doesn't have LAN Nice try, karma whore F.U.C.K this S.H.I.T ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Dude, you've used "pedantic" about 5 times in the last half-scroll-wheel worth of the comments page on my screen. Did you just learn it's meaning or something? Yeah Odessa Kicked me out of their burger king Because no one ever hears your stories, Apostolate. You didn't answer the question. Nice try, /r/karmaconspiracy moderator . Nice try, /r/karmaconspiracy ambassador Seems a bit attention mongering to me, but that's just my opinion. A guy that looks like you should know he is hot. Leave the bitching to use that are really ugly. I could deploy the ladder and it would just clip through the ship depending on where the game decided to put it. I also encountered a bug where I had 2 bill kermans. I tried to get both of them in the same pod and it deleted one of the bills. OH, I DEFINITELY HAVEN'T HEARD THAT BEFORE. But seriously i haven't had a catchy response like that before, good one. So what? It's okay if *we conservatives* do it. Stop whinning like a bunch of stupid liberals...Paul Ryan deserved that Social Security anyways. His father died. None of *your* fathers died. . And on top of that, he got good grades in high school just like many others. What's wrong with a little government aid to further his potential in progressing the country? "Oh Facebook..."-In reality its a fake iPhone message This I've seen this before... I waited all day for TSM vs SGS and now I find out that they're playing tomorrow. . NVM Oddbro's was lied to in his last tweet lol. Have you ever seen a Commie drink a glass of water? Because you touch yourself at night Nice try, **K**arma **W**hore Not yet at least... Paul McCartney will never die **Vulcan**oes Yep. 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I drive a standard transmission, and one of my friends was in the passenger seat. As I was shifting gears, he started telling me I was driving my own car wrong. Except that new fiat commercial.... They drove from Italy to America. The tv wouldn't lie to me I think I saw this on the front page yesterday We got my cat from my uncle who was going to kill him cause he didn't want him anymore, and we would go in an emergence. What did I just click on it looks like omg I see readability plugin on mobile safari. Please share You have defaced a beautiful device I don't care lol What's seen cannot be unseen. You give a hooker enough money and she'll do anything. Maybe it's only hot dudes who get bottled? Oh my gosh you poor Americans having to pay a full $3.67 a gallon; that's horrible! She did all that for a McRib? uh oh, the " " face was used, SHIT GOT REAL. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Just went through this thread. I think I need to take a shower. How romantic I'm so sorry... I've been in SV for two years and desperately trying to leave. Before summer break, the middle school's sign said "Thanks teachers your the best". But I really feel badly for the people from Tombstone, that sh!t must get old really quickly for them. Whoosh? I'm at some guys house in Markarth You think it was accidentally subtle? Or when you're angry and people tell you to calm down. That will only make me angrier. Was about to say hot abs but...ummm that's not you lol TheCuntDestroyer, given your username, you could've picked a much more inappropriate comment to at Or rape her. Why would you drop your phone? Jolly ranchers # ## what the hell happened to the knife? Firered A h61 with ivy bridge Well I'm not too picky with food. And I always told my parents I couldn't smell or distinguish smells and they never believed me, until one day when I was 15 my mom decided to believe me and took me to the doctor, he laughed in my face Same here. Can't wait for 1.3.2 when I can mine again Periodically I live in Williamsport too, and my dog swims in that river occasionally NO Why have I already seen the majority of these? . . . This and the Chik-fil-a thing, make me wonder what Hobby Lobby does with its money. That is adorable and way better than when I first read "making his kitty play house". Your boyfriend forcing a cat to play house seemed a little cruel at first ... "Quit soccer and build me a Honda"- Isn't that the point of this subreddit? She was *stuck* on the level turrets were introduced? THIS WOMAN IS THE DEVIL. In dem Moment wo der Staat die cd kauft von der Schweiz .... And in case anything and Co states differs from reality, it's reality that is incorrect amirite? That movie was so terrible. How could it scare you? It's like Insidious being scary. How did you immediately think of that? My mother calls my little brother's penis his "little fire hose". At first I didn't get it then Darn . Using iPad On Saturn. *On*. *Saturn*. A gas giant. Why do I confuse these two Ehhh no it's not one of the best things ever?... It makes him look like a complete asshole But when someone makes a 9/11 joke, America goes ape shit. Because THIS is what I needed to look at right before I went to bed. ಠ_ಠ can't put one on this subreddit Plot twist: Yes Thanks cunt. Now I have that in my head..... Wait.... Two days ago at Olive Garden "Oh look! A cute brown baby!" This can be really sexual. Yeh, lost my bong piece so i just slam a joint in the end... Gives the bong an unusual odour tho Well, I suppose the family that plays together stays together! Everytime I see these wonderful high res pictures of mars I can only think one thing: This is another friggin planet. When I was a pre-teen I'd seen a commercial on tv for KY jelly. Of course the copy for the ad was vague about moisture and looked like quite a luxurious product what with the smiling ladies touting how wonderful it was. Cut to me and my mum at the grocery store and she asks if there was anything else I needed while we were at the store (meaning fruit snacks or new pencil erasers etc) and she looked about as white as a ghost when I requested some KY jelly. "you know, because sometimes I'm a little dry..." Lifeguard's worst nightmare She's gonna be a fat vampire "congratulation sir!! you are now a tiger" "sir" "Loyal Batista" meanwhile at curse: 2million dollar mansion It was in 10th grade about 4 years ago. The health teacher told everyone to write a question anonymously and put it in a hat. The teacher would read it out loud, and someone (most likely a guy from the handwriting) asked "If the guy ejaculates twice inside her, will the baby be twice as healthy?" ** ** What does ITT mean? I know it's not the Techinal Institute of Technology. Didn't notice the ovens at first. . Did you seriously just Nickroll us all? Turkey-based meats What teh fuck is wrong with her ? This is the first time I've ever really laughed this hard at a meme. Well played, OP. Well played. surely thinkprogress will give us an unbiased opinion A lot. Seems legit Great, now us Indian guys in the US, have to compete with Indian guys in India. Globalization rears its ugly head yet again Only people who have never had to market a damn book and keep track of a cover designer, editor, and formatter would say self publishing is lazy Sometimes it feels like you only get one sale per 300 hours of work you put in. He's also driving in the middle of the lane for good measure I'm imagining having appletini spill all over me That awkward moment when your brother in law and you are subscribed to the same subreddit Is that stove inside the wall? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ A few Misleading title is hilariously the sad truth. Yep. Conservatives sure do live those working shows like roseanne, not dumb paranoid bull like 'the wire'. I remarked I needed a crush washer and a round tuit to change my oil once, and my aunt asked me what a crush washer was... build a raft Milwaukees best Sucked. Lasted 4 seconds and she pulled away and ran because "her friends's mom was there." Yeah i noticed after i looked at my posts again lol. :P it's just one of those times where you're just ... "what?" He didn't even put the source in the comments though, someone did it for him. My girlfriend works at a child care center, one of their children is named "ESPN", pronounced "espyn". I've taken to commenting on every post of his I see in the top 200. If I wanted to see his updates, I'd follow him on Twitter So you bought an underage kid a pack of cigarettes? Ponies. Came here to say this. Anally devastated. Norton and Mcafee. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Han solo an underachiever? GTFO The walking Dea....oh wait don't talk about fight club ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Yesterday's night was basically spent watching The Dark Knight Rises with buddies and then getting the Call Me Maybe song stuck in our heads for hours. This is uncanny This looks beyond shopped... If only we could have scored 3 more yesterday and not sent in B. League 1900 Mall. you rent your porn? "I can't stop stroking my dick and fingering my wet asshole to Rick astley's sexy ass. I want to bend him over and stick my testicles in his ass hole and fuck him in the neck with my long hard erection, and let my cum squirt out of my dick hole onto his neck and drip down his back. Last night when I was masturbating to porn I had a fantasy of sucking Rick's dick and grabbing and yanking on his juicy testicles and having his warm cum splash into my mouth and satisfy me, then he ass fucked me. Yes." Wut. Oh god this song. When it came out, black girls at my school went apeshit for it and sang it all the time. You sure they didn't want to eat you? Scattershot. How's life under the rock? Oh, you're studying _________? What are you going to do with that? Ask a Canadian that's had to listen to their asinine drivel being shoved down our ear holes. Now I know why all the old east Indians in my neighborhood are always blowing snot out of their nose onto the sidewalk... Fear of exactly this. Nice miming George I broke 1337 votes. What little faith I have left in humanity takes another kick to the bollocks! why am i a disgusting slime... that is the first rule of fight club Too many of my friends think Night Mode is Pornhub. That's a pretty huge spoiler right there, at least while I'm at the eighth episode of LoK Way to go, *Ryan*. "Thanks for the pancreatitis, man!" [ANAL]M16andPregnant0 Why would Egyptians design ammo for an Israeli weapon? It was shameful wasn't it? You know what I hated most? "Oooh everyone look! Giant screens with cleaned up/special fx'd Freddie Mercury! He looks and sounds incredible! Sing with him for a short while! Aaaaaaaand Jessie J everybody!" Jigglypuff has no visible backside. I'm a nice Albertan! Unless you're from Edmonton... You should not speak of things you don't understand. So.... Anyway of doing this without joining the military? Marry an army girl? Sorry man. Times be tough What? You might want to use it You watch regular show, skateboard and saw "The Big Lebowski" 9gag? For real?! You need three male and three female? I understand the others, but beyond that it's OCD. Mustard based BBQ sauce? Must be SC...Lancaster would be my guess Way to help out, Canada and Mexico. Mother of Pokemon ...... Oh yeah? What color do you play? 21: Boob grab / Choke? Whats going on here >Rough love to neighborhood kids. how do you make the on reddit?`:D It helps to look at the phone when you are taking pictures. [](/aintthatsomeshit)[](/ilovethebeefytaco) And page breaks.. What the fuck QEDomelets But you are ... a fuck Copy write? Dude. seen it once before, had the same reaction twice I read that as nutsack the first time what part of Florida do you live in mate? The one reason? That's what I usually say too. Then they give me the look. "Mexico Land" Dat title I was just sitting on my balcony, enjoying some fresh air while I browsed Reddit... going in now... THANKS!! correction, motorola was bought by google, Fucking Google This is an iPod and that is actually the Talkatone app without any mods to the icon itself. I thought it would be obvious it was an iPod by the lack of a signal... Well, I'll never look at hunters the same way again Did you just go to top all time posts and copy paste? ಠ ಠ I work with a lot of Pitbulls and other "muscular" dogs. Out of maybe two or three hundreds of them this year, only one of them, a gorgeous brown and white Pitbull Terrier, waggled its tail so hard that it hit the bars and covered its cage in blood. I came into work that morning and pretty much . m4a1 holo sd.... Thats from full metal jacket Just tried every possible load order permutation of those four, nothing works. The Complete Crafting Overhaul/Smithing Perks Overhaul/Weapons and Armour Fixes trio has also found a way to conflict with Deadly Spell Impacts, which is a texture replacer and can't possibly conflict with a crafting overhaul. This is getting ridiculous CHINESE BROCCORI Just move to the west side.... I wouldn't want MORE of that. I've met people who thought that Canada was actually part the U.S. and that Obama was our president Wait, what gender are you? You totally understand! This is creepy... I infer from a few of the things you say that you were raised Catholic (I'm guessing). And my sincerest condolences. My family is Methodist it's a Protestant sect, we're more mellow Christians, and more on my personal relationship with god in a minute, I have some fun history stuff to tell you (hopefully youre into that and if I bore you sorry again). My ancestors were Huguenots, aka French Protestants who fled france once the Edict of Nantes was revoked by King Louis the 16th, which is pretty cool. They came on the ship directly after the Mayflower to the U.S. :) ok, fun factoid over, now to my personal relationship with God. I have a chronic autoimmune disorder, and, to summarize a lengthy ordeal, I believe in god despite my illness, my family, and my family's bigotry. I don't attend church because most people at my church don't understand what a chronic illness is like, and they say stupid things... That is what I tell my family at least, it's true but it's not the only reason why I don't go, they're also relatively conservative and uncomfortable with gays. I had my minister (or the old one, he left sadly, awesome and kind man) read me psalm 13 while I was I the hospital... It helped, he totally understands what it's like. He has a son with Schizophrenia and knows how people at church act whether intentional or not, it's painful, and I feel immature for letting it upset me as much as it does. Feel free to ask any questions if you want, basically I concentrate on my personal relationship with god rather than in a group. I'm sure he won't mind... NOW THEN, I read your blog. I agree completely. I want my foreskin back dam it, and I believe Jesus would be angry that we treat a man as a god, aka the pope. Plus the current pope is a total creeper... At least the last pope was a very kind man (from what I could tell). Ugh so much I want to tell you... because I know it's funny... I deem this pointless because if you caught them all wouldn't you already have a blastoise? Can't stand that fugly girl! I like turtles. not sure if satire or generally thinks this way. The link on therapy dogs is just what I spent an hour on chrome looking for Riven is perfectly fine the way she is Crap, meant to post this on a subreddit I'm on my iPad on alienblue, it's a bit confusing browsing pornhub on an ipod? Yes? And 50% is almost 100%! And 100% is almost ONE MILLION HAHAHA, man that never gets old Why didn't they just ask the dark one? You, my friend are awesome, and you war phalange. Cancer. You lied about having cancer. To prove a dumbass point. Wow. How pathetic are you? Because 80% is equal to 50% is equal to 0.01%! > And half of you are recommending the same old classic Black Metal bands. 100 degrees? Nor is it first person. Or a shooter. What these? I visited my cousins one summer and all **5** of their laptops are like this. Dumper :)) How da eff did you leave reddit..? Just because I live in a state that flip flops on just about everything doesn't mean I agree with it. ಠ_ಠ simply Made an inside joke with captain america...I can just imagine us two sniggering over some stupid inside joke and everyone else looking at us like The exact same thing was posted 13 hours ago. I fucking loved my Skyline -- until the TSA stole it out of my *checked* baggage. Oh my. Finally something i can post to:). Flash back two weeks ago...i'm minding my own business, driving home for lunch. Out of nowhere a yellow jacket (spawn of satan) flies in through my sunroof and lands on my lap. Now, anything that can fly and fuck a person up by either stinging or biting absolutely terrifies me; so i flip the fuck out, pull over (on a hill), and jump out of my car wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man style. At this point the bee must've been terrified that i was some sort of psychopath and flew away. I was catching my breath beside my car and noticed it rolling away. I drive a standard so stopping on a hill and not jacking the e-brake or leaving it in gear is a big no-no. Anyway, the next thing i know the car rolls over my foot. Thankfully it only bruised. I must've looked like such a fool. I have the scavenger mod, and my friend has a support gunner. I played with my other friends and all of them were hunters with scavenger mod and nothing happened. aweee yisss. In case I see zergs clump up all their units under 250+ overlords I will be crying imbalance because clearly it breaks the game. My cousin (first language German) worked in a francophone hospital. She wanted to ask the patient if he's in pain. She didn't remember the word "pain" in French right away, so she just used the Englisch term. She asks in her broken French: "Avez-vous de pain?" - she basically asked the patient if he had bread. His look was like either his mmr is really good....or yours is really bad For having that as a ringtone, you deserve worse. There's something mildly disturbing about your sister thinking to "NSFW" the video of girls reacting to her brother. Oh, makes sense. Way to edit to make me sound like a dick I want to have enough money to eat Yes, nobody at all fucks with the US military... 3/8 "9gag meme drink" Some of these comments confuse me. You're SUPPOSED to last a long time! If sex takes less than than 3 hours, you've done something wrong. "Capcom and Electronic Arts present a Valve Corporation game." no. Text is sfw. I apologize if I offended you, but I have a feeling that this is a troll... Where did you mean to pst it? But that medal's all scratched up. Don't know if speaking german or reproducing meme. It's funny because "vegetables" won't get to play basketball underwater whilst canoodling a platypus. Fuck-wit. then someone should move the elevator closer to the sign. Oh. My. God. An actress was seen somewhere else! It's like it's her job! The Butterfly Effect. The entire movie is about how if you change one little thing it effects everything (hence the title). Then he is in a prison cell and needs to convince his cell mate of something... So he goes back in time stabs both of his hands on his teachers desk in front of the entire class then BOOM... Right back in the exact same cell with "Jesus scars" ... How did that not have the same "butterfly effect" of everything else? Ruined the movie for me. That and it really wasn't that good anyway (directors cut ending ) "So high".... [7] You had air conditioning while deployed? Apparently the discovery of that invention wasn't made in Afghanistan. Dude I made them with nutella and PB. So good. Then so high.... THIS. Last year I lived in a dorm with 40 girls and at least a few of them did this. I can't count how many people left piss all over the seat, not even just a couple drops, literally all over. And flinging water as forcibly at their faces as they possibly can when washing up, leaving water all over the floor, and giant wads of hair in the public showers... I swear once I went in and there were pubes on the walls. I think you missed a joke somewhere in that picture. Everything in Twilight. For one thing, Edward can't get an erection. His blood isn't pumping through his body anymore. Looks like someone failed sex ed in high school Top-right is the most frequently clicked place on the screen. Other notable things in the top-right include: Close Window and Google. Think about it... That first story ... Not sure what 'fish' means here Nice try Boston PD. Reasonable, yes. Accountable, maybe. Most dogs love to run. Flickr Are you kidding me? There was a post to come over here and now we are going back... Cool tattoo bro! But, Neil Degrasse Tyson says that you should remove the last one. Also, the moon is not a planet... I'll see myself out... The internet has ruined me I thought wearing glasses implied they were worn for the eyes. Not Excel. #76, titled Tiny Hippo is NOT a hippo. It's a hairless guinea pig. AKA a skinny pig. Here comes the strange imagery involving giraffes... Wat why would you assume Morella would give the baby to Andy? That wouldn't happen, in any universe. I love this video. BRING ME THAT ASS! My dog likes to 'bulldoze' onto my lap when I am busy. He calmly walks over and puts his head on my arm and if I tell him that I'm busy, he walks away, puts his head down and charges me, pushing his head through whatever obstacle may be there (my arm, a pillow, etc) until he is laying across my lap. Then he just stops and goes to sleep. . Yea, I dunno... I knew we were doomed when Spore announced the "creepy and cute pack" I live is a pretty shitty neighborhood, it's like my primal instincts are always ready, so I'm never depressed about life..... Except of course for living in a shitty neighborhood. I am now conflicted. Had a baby. Yes, the uncle. Of course, but she refuses to wait in the waiting room That one... It still didn't rustle my jimmies as much as the guy who ***ponyfied a second world war artifact.*** Still, all those pictures were pretty . A lot of people using DGAF to justify YOLO behavior . I've a had a post-apocalyptic movies marathon, damn. My district requires a 'If this, than that' format. The kids explain the reason in following sentences. We also require writing in 3rd person. Well... Looks like the joke's dead folks. Thanks. He has 82 Feats of Strength. I want to have money My cat and dog do the same thing. The puppy tries to give her paw and the kitty is looking at her with the face Your title. Two Bush references? Really? The only insult I can think of is "Ty bobie." and it's pretty lame. Never again Cheats enabled on "First proper survival in AGES". I must have missed the 1700s calendar and the bank robbery scene in that... I love how I posted this not two days ago and got down voted. the fuck I gave my two weeks. Worked them while bracing the other employees for my absence... Was replaced by two people who then quit. You went inside the fair lady EDIT:ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ The Dark Knight Rises...Pretty much the entire movie. Have been doing this, still overheats... David says to Shaw that there are more ships and he knows how to operate them, how come there are no Engineers left in them? It just happens to be in the 1st ship, others are all empty. Oh ok. It was Raichu's evolved form at my school. My fucking classmates. Just rss reddit.com/ . I just did a search. The only relevant results were two books that discuss the conspiracy around Black Abductor but not Black Abductor itself. Amazon also recommended I check out 50 Shades of Grey Thank God for incognito windows. noting a recent one as well, dark knight rises: when batman releases the nuclear bomb into the ocean and there's not even one god damn ripple in the water afterward. What about the mace No Alien Blue. What? I'm just trying to convey that he's capable enough of an actor to play a convincing Tyler Durden-like role, not comparing themes between The Believer and Fight Club. Also, movies get delayed all the time with recasts for different reasons. I simply stated "alternate universe" and no specific circumstances except actors I thought would be interesting to see in those roles. A website from the BBC not available for viewing in Britain From New York this is how I feel when I leave NY and see "New York style Pizza" I thought this was going to be a terrible rape joke or something NO! rape is forced. sicko A couple of my Japanese friends were convinced that, since they are pretty boys, they shouldn't go to America. "Because they'd get raped by black men." That site's been shared here before. Anyway, I took the time to read about three of the INTP related articles. One thing that I found unique was the author's fascination with the inferior INTP function, Fe. He makes good points, since the Fe of younger INTPs tends to go to extremes and the outcomes usually aren't very nice. I also completely agree with his career analysis using RIASEC. The other unique thing on this site was the donation request at the end of every entry Your reading comprehension is astounding... When I was in France, the grocery store's ethnic food aisle had an American section which featured Hershey's syrup. I was like but then realized how much I fucking love and miss Hershey's syrup so I bought one. whatevs, only Nesquik can judge me. It bothered me more they didn't even try to hide the species of the live snakes they used. I was completely unafraid of everything and confused as fuck as to why people were running screaming from garter snakes, corn snakes, and king snakes. Was it really necessary for some of the people there to fucking scream. . . This happens to me all the time. Especially when I play CoD with all my girlfriends Says "iRape4Sport". What did i just read. Spam. Did you see this on a beta thread on 4chan this morning? # Also in the episode that we find out about Leela's origin the machine prints out the results using a dot matrix printer, and Fry even gives the professor a look, like this one Rumble in the Bronx. There are mountains in the background.     My friend worked for an Australian company and regularly traveled there for work. He saw a place called The Arizona Cafe (we are from Arizona) and decided to give it a shot. The menu was predominantly seafood. The dog is mooning us. I dont trust your name Wait... Malfoy fisted Voldemort? I can totally tell, your capitalization in the last post is amazing!!! I want enough eat to money Apple's predictive text As a Mavericks fan, ლ( ლ) I want to eat ** Die, Comic Sans...die.** Went out to eat with my rather obese cousin who's getting married in a few months, and a lovely conversation was had. In the middle of a sentence, her sister says "What are you doing?" with a tone of disgust. I look over and she's putting salt on already salted fries and dipping them in mayo like it was ketchup. FUCKIN SHIT "WoW?!!! THAT GAME IS SHIT!!! FUCK BLIZZARD ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ That escalated pretty fast, one moment ice cream between whole wheat bread and then Japanese men getting raped in America. Oh you guys 2 glasses of ice water and 1 person sitting. I really wanted a sticky jumper, and some guy had one and a rocket jumper for sale. He wanted a strange scattergun for them. They're worth one reclaimed. No deal. >ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ MFW I watch this, why didn't I think of this o_o Judging someone without meeting them or knowing anything about them is a pretty douche move. Is this guy going to get posted every year. So many girls with kids And a lot of them are in their early 20's!? (╯**°**□**°**）╯︵ ┻━┻ ლ( ლ) Lol fucking nutjob Mel Gibson has evolved. ლ( ლ) The power....the power... Haha, at first I thought it was a car and when the dog "took the bite" I thought it meant the dog got hit by the car (took the hit) and injured his leg. Then turned around and ripped its leg off . Not exactly the same, but i live in France and i have a slighty (very) gullible friend who believes, with 100% conviction, in every single stereotype ever. One the most hilarious moments was when she believed all English men lived in mansions and owned countryside cottages. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ^ Well I understood all those words, thanks for that... kept waiting for ಠ_ಠ, but ಠ_ಠ never happened. instead, i listened to talk for several minutes. he's annoying, and im annoyed. Tristan That doesn't look like a recycling bin... "At least 10 centimeters shorter...." Not always a bad thing...right? Please say it was a female doc... Not me exactly but when people find out my family is from West Virginia they generally ask which of my cousins I'm dating As someone from Ontario . Stone age is out of print Ah, that doesn't sound like it's an unhealthy obsession (other than that occasional purge ), and not all that different from myself. Realizing that you look good but can improve is different than looking good and thinking you look awful. When I would ask "why" and their response was "because I said so." I am in the same boat. Can someone please explain instead of making a face? I hate you so fucking much. You know "read at your own risk" is identical to a big red button. I'm done; goodnight, I hope you're happy. "God works in mysterious ways." I think the is either because he said they were *hunting* wild gourmet mushrooms as if they would have to pick up their trail in the woods and follow it back to the gourmet mushroom den where after a manly struggle the wily gourmet mushrooms would finally be subdued, or because they're really going to be hunting for shrooms. What sort of place do you work where that distinction would be meaningful? I bet OP is all like: reading the comments Couldn't even wait a week to repost it ಠ_ಠ TIME TO MAKE THE PILLOW FORT. Every time I see i never think "look of disapproval" I only think "Milo Goes to College" Why do I always sound mad when I write things . Maybe because I'm...... EVILΨ(￣∀￣)Ψ You deleted your comment you said 25 million for a crock isn't bad business this is the lowest thing I've seen on reddit btw As someone else who has been to Thailand, many would be shocked by how many other things a vagina can do.... For some reason I read their username, and then your comment. TIL Anonymous is an STD....and apparently condoms are too. All my cats have done is trained my husband to give them table scraps and catnip. No problem, glad you're enjoying the game. I like to rewatch the games to view the opinions of the other announcers. Gives me a different perspective on how the plays are made. Thankfully, our announcers aren't as biased as some other announcers out there. *ESPN, I'm looking at you * It has only been 3 weeks since the release?! I thought the movie came out 3 months ago... The Internet really ruined my sense of time Wut? ..... I'll call it what I wanna call it Dunno if it is too late for anyone to see, but I was stood up at an ihop. Classic story of an older gay man playing around on his wife because he is/was too afraid to tell her his real feelings. Apparently he was also to afraid to tell his internet flings that he was afraid to be seen even 30 mi from his house at a place he picked. I mean your flings don't need to verify you aren't an axe murderer or anything, right? Didnt even call, just left an online message saying "Sorry that I couldn't make it." That is all that he said. Glad I'm not the only one that saw it. Man. I've never seen this one. Definitely not 20 times [](/blakeboston) ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Does not surprise me in the slightest you just gave at least one punk a good idea I, too, would prefer my boyfriend not treat me like his daughter, because if he's treating me like his daughter... Oh my God I know. The city closed the tunnels down two weekends ago which sent us on a merry chase through the city to find our way back on to 365. Took us *four* hours to get home and what is usually a hour and a half trip from Johnstown, PA to Moon. I have seen and tasted this witchcraft, and it infuriates me that LA (where I now live) seems to refuse to do this. TIS DELICIOUS. One kill away from nuke, gets a little too close with AC-130. I doubt a simple hidden partition would keep the FBI from finding out about anything like that So... Its does REALLY look like a dick and balls like this You could always inquire within. I would for you but I live her the airport and im still nursing a broken foot and can't drive, otherwise I would go and ask or you. Sorry Yeah, how'd that conditioner taste, baby? Now I'm hungry All that work and planning for Bud Light and Bud Light Lime only. No it's called manners... As if gangs should be glorified Sure...... American here, I haven't either. Contrary to popular beliefs the coasts (northeast and west coast) of America are very educated and civil. We don't like to talk about the middle of the country I have you down as *Sister Fapper*. Why the fuck does every 4chan-Gabe-fantasy thingy always feature him dying? Honor too. Putting a player sleeping normally below Apparently this guy once said Steven Gerrard should be utilised as a right back in his punditry days. I can't believe people still play this piece of shit You put the punch line in the title. Honour too. My ex and I were on a break because I was starting to realize that I didn't love him anymore. So one day he pocket dialed me while he's masturbating... it took me about three minutes to realize what happened, and one second to realize that I really was out of love (because I was all grossed out.) [*ಠ_ಠ* ** **](//#carlton) I believe he spotted some iron across the way and was on his way to mine that I have woken up many times remembering a dream where I was just scrolling through reddit and seeing many interesting posts, but being unable to click them, because I didn't have any arms... Haha jag förstår faktiskt inte vad du menar. Jag tolkar det ungefär som: Enhörning mellan 13:30 och halv två. I understand when someone's suspiciously dodging a question. I'm from New Jersey and I hate the rep my state has gotten. Seriously, what HAVE they done besides show up to pride events? You have some weird fetish. And I thought the guy I replied to earlier was weird. All hair breaks more when brushed/combed wet. Have myself tagged as " " for ease of access. I went in for a post pregnancy exam to make sure everything was healed. I am in the stirrups when the dr tells m she sees something inside, maybe a piece of a broken condom. I freak out a little because I was married, I didn't use condoms. She sticks the long tweezers and pulls out a neon pink French tickler. I didn't remember using that either. severe ** ** Have you ever had any passive aggressive kids? They sound like they would be a joy to work with But what case(s) does he use on the weekends?! But I spend my whole day every day making minor/non-urgent changes, probably 20-50 per day. My kids were that age 20 years ago, so society was considerably different, but my only encounter of this type was at the Mexican border. I lived in San Diego and took my two boys to TJ to get them cowboy boots (boy did they get a kick out of those boots). On the way *back* the border patrol agent asked me a couple of pointed questions about our trip. It wasn't the questions that he asked, it was more the attitude that he had . I'd post it. But I'm sure it will turn into a meme Wincest? Like this Your username Oh but it's ok because Nazi holocaust how dare you ლ( ლ) moaning? when i was in the 6th grade was making ramen in the microwave. it was one that hangs above the oven and i was short at the time. i reached to take it out of the microwave with rags on the under side of the bowl to not burn myself. i had a poor grip on it and slipped out of my hands and the bowl and poured almost boiling water down the front of my self around the buckle area scalding my self pretty bad (any lower i wouldn't be having kids). my folks told me to take a cold shower to but some cold water were i scaled my self. honestly thou it didn't hurt at all i was standing in the bathroom naked fascinated on how i could peel skin off of my abdomen with out it hurting. anyway like 10 min later im in bed naked just trying not to move so it doesn't hurt and my mom comes in with ointment for burns and applies it on the wound and burned I MEAN IT FUCKING BURNED LIKE A BITCH. so now I'm on my bed with this ointment thickly on my burn with tears streaming down my face for i been sitting there for about 30-45 min with this shit burning me worse then the water (pain wise) so my father comes in to check on me thinking i feel asleep sees a river going down my face trying to keep quit and ask whats wrong? i told him that the ointment is worse then the water and goes to read the the directions for the ointment. it was suppose to be applied after the burn scabbed. DONT YOU HAVE JOB APPLICATIONS TO BE WORKING ON? a what now? You didn't know what the file was, but you deleted it? Whatever you do, *don't* look under the stairs.... I've said too much ಠ_ಠ > ಠ_ಠ Image got deleted ಠ_ಠ *yahoo answers* as a source! ಠ_ಠ Yes and no. Because even if the statement is false, she's still not shown any sign of changing her lifestyle to accommodate a child. The only one of her habits that she ceased was the tanning, but she still is doing ridiculous things that prove just how ready she is to be bringing a new *human* into the world... She's mighty responsible, that one... i see what you did there.... dear God... I'm your mom! There's also the animated one with the rapping dog. And stolen from an immortal technique song dafuq? I would have written back "Lacks the neccessary social skills to not be a bitch " I always tear up a little when.... wait a second Even though it has no lyrics, the Star Wars theme song. , and friends. Wat Just skimming that thing is taking forever You forgot these ಠ_ಠ. Not for someone with a name like that.. Autogynephilia right? Why don't we just bring back the 70's and 80's? Downvoted for my opinion. Didn't see that coming. Did you just say to buy a pre-built on /r/buildapc? The reason for the ssd is just convenience (boot-up speed) for my grandparents and they want a 23 inch monitor. A warning on the link would've been nice Was the really necessary? "See you later" Don't remind me. "A little" |ಠ_ಠ|ಠ_ಠ|ಠ_ಠ|ಠ_ಠ|ಠ_ಠ| | Boner Pop... > It's working for me now. Now it's just depressing They haven't been touchdown balloons in ages anyway. Schmucks letting them go after field goals. ლ( ლ) You just had to use fucked up chin as an example... I read this as "social masturbation".... Did you put an IR LED in parallel with white ones? . Heroin in high school? I want to see this so bad but I'm in a Medi centre surrounded by sweet old ladies After reading your edit, this could have been the calling card of your pad thai of dubious origin. We see Gordons wife and daughter in TDK, but his wifes is name on IMDB is Barbara instead of his daughter... so close... Mother of Darwin OP its 'grammar' At my school a laptop program was implemented when I was thirteen. Using such a piece of tech at school is good as long as they plan the classes properly around it. Then again, I find it retarded that they ask for ANY tablet. They could have ordered bulk, with a little discount, and set a monthly payment. In that way teachers homogenize the class instead of having an Android vs iOS war Escalade ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠಠಠಠ ಠಠಠಠ He was just trying to get a kiss. >ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ If SCP-173 keeps that up, I'd request to schedule it for termination :) and :( are the only acceptable emoticons....well maybe too, just because it's so damn poignant at times. So rather than ask for one, you take a creeper status picture instead? No, just summer parking in Ohio. Can I have some money to get out of my destitution? Seriously ಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠ ಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠ Take your time, I'll be here...waiting. I didn't mean to "insult" him by saying that his antigovernment stance doesn't play with the vast majority of Americans, especially, as you point out, he he is the scion of the American West prophesied in a Zane Grey novel The kid across the stream from my house is named Jacob Long If someone doesn't put up the boat scene people are going to get hurt Windows XP? "FREE MARKET" I see what they did there. Wat Thank you. I was enraged when I saw that. I even had these ready. Looks like krispy kreme. Well that's super helpful and not freaking me out at all. I have a friend that goes around asking for a dollar. To buy cigarettes. Basically, leeching cigarettes from non-smokers. ಠ_ಠ WARNING in a red box... Sounds like everyone's Wednesday. Are you implying that not everyone does that? "Curious to see how the story goes on". Have you been living under a rock your whole life? Just applied for this in Winnipeg, great now I gotta grab my ankles and get this fuckin' comp how fucking boring. Publix grocery store used to sell clear pouches of two hard boiled eggs. The words on the packaging said, "HARD BOILED EGGS. Warning: Contains eggs." " the Soviets had failed to account for the effect of the vacuum of space on Leonov’s spacesuit." Wait what... Does kick open the closet mean he's gay? the hell...? didn't use != I read that as Horde of transvestites I'm going next week I'm hoping I *do* get a chance to use the condoms. Unless you use them as finger cots? Yeah I want might to make right too.... Holy shit, who the fuck takes the time and effort to make these sites? Just watched the video. Let me know if you end up getting it man, would be good to know what you think of it and we could maybe do some hunts together via Adhoc Party assuming you've got a ps3 too lol Yes because in a game that takes place in the future we can't have scanners that can scan through gloves ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ I like D3 Ok, no more (NEGATIVE) The motion willy wonka uses for pulling the string Weird, I have a GameStop next to Walmart too I never want to hear this line apparently gays can't spell thank you for pointing that out fake "It doesn't matter what team." Okay, that's just plain anti-Semitic. It's not worth its salt. And Anakin's taunts. Them and you? You could've downvoted AFTER you took the screenshot They've slept together Laugh out louded... indeed They're almost guaranteed to cost an arm and a leg. Enjoy your DT990s. (Hopefully you're saving money by getting them used. If not... ) Are you asking? For a "kids" network they dumb down the humor and make the chicks hotter... You think something pronounceable sounds "retarded," and choose something that sounds like grunting instead? It was very necessary. you kill the buzz of r/aww. ( ) well I never saw somethin like that before. What *about* Hitler? If i posted a picture of an apple and had the caption " this taste good " it would turn into some kind of left-wing right-wing atheist vs religion comment karma butt hole. Anywhere near lake, river, or swamp. We have them around where I'm from, which is aptly named "Banana Point". Definitely... I feel like gay guys in general want other guys to be gay though, that's normal... sincerely the gay guy. > Loved the movie but people are missing the fucking point That username ... is eerily familiar. ಠ ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ The cashiers reaction... 5 years ago my family scheduled a flight for 3 from Louisiana to Vermont, 5 months ahead of time. On 5 AM the day of the flight they called us to tell us the flight had been canceled and we had been re-routed to DENVER. WHAT THE FUCK UNITED "Jew" is a religion, no human is a pure bred race at this point, come on now humanity? ლ( ლ) [](/wtf) As an ent, I kindly downtoke you, sir. Well the other day I was pissing and I blacked out It took me so long to understand what is going on in this picture having no experience or knowledge in Omeagle nor Chatroulette The only online-related trophy from the main game I recall is one where you have to upload a character. It makes you have an online pass just for that?! ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I always wandered why the olympics didn't have rugby. In my personal opinion It is much more of a sport than events like "the 5km walk" . Also I miss baseball :,( Redditor for 28 days That tree root looks like it has a loose grey vagina on it Ahaha, I wish it were that easy. She should have been gone years ago. It's to the point now that, if I step into her office (she shares a workspace with around 8 other people), at least 2 other co-workers will say to me, "bless you for being able to put up with her." "Uhh, no problem. It's part of the job." Eh... well, that's the prevailing theory, but "K. J. Parker" *is* a pseudonym. Some think Parker's a dude, some don't care, and to be fair some people's reasons for thinking Parker's a woman are a little flimsy (e.g., "She writes like a woman!" ). >( • ) ( • ) Ever heard of 1 priest 1 nun? Well combine that with 2 guys 1 stump, mrs. hands, BME pain Olympics, and 2 girls 1 cup and you'll get somewhere close. Jk, that sounds awful. 2 mini sentries... I drive an F-150 I'm the person from floresville Now how do you tag people? Guy here, I can actually tolerate this song... *Dat acting* ***(╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻*** Too bad I already have a name picked.... Hope he has better lawyers for the appeal. Elite. Then all the managers/leads are too busy to take the call and 'get their phone number and We'll call them back". Woah woah back the fun bus up. He was sleeping with his mother??? 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They're multiplying! One of the first lessons you learn in eve is "never trust anyone..ever" It didnt work on alien blue on my iPhone 3GS but worked on my iPad 3 DONT EVEN GO THERE **EVER** Redditor for 1 month I come to reddit for classy discourse, and see this. I suppose I deserve it. I also have an annoyingly conservative family. I have a question before giving you advice. Are you financially dependent on your parents still? I plan on bringing a boyfriend home when I come out... My parents hate gays it's a shame that they don't know, how very moronic... :/ What a mental image. We all **FLOAT** down here Looks like he's saying,"I'm sorry.....i love you..."... Yes, because insulating my hard drive seems like a good idea. . ಠ_ಠ just..... Yes, and they need to open their legs a bit more while they're at it Cause that's totally what's going on. right... Tavros Why did I instantly think of Tavros lucky kid. I once woke up to my new kitten batting my penis back and forth like a mouse as it (my penis) had some how fell out of boxer's urination port. ... Why kitty? I'm on my phone. I don't get it. What is it supposed to do? One day, you too, will be a creepy old man. If I had RES right you would be tagged as buzzkill. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I almost believed the title... until I saw "KarmaConspiracy". "The Toilet Fair was described as a SWIRL of about 200 designers... " Leeches   ...that title It was the challenges that were the last trophy for me, some of them were a real bitch, especially the taunting 50 gang members How the fuck do you have a gif for this? In **my personal experience,** WE gas pistols are reliable enough (heck, the only time my 1911 ever stopped working was when I dropped it in the mud - it has not ceased to function after cleaning), but you are correct with the fact that mags do tend to be leaky. WE 1911 mags in particular tend to have lackluster performance. The WE M9 series seems to be a lot better with gas efficiency, but I have had one that decided to change from 'single shot' to 'uncontrollable burst fire.' im sorry, but i dissaprove of pokemon porn. JNCOS? O I see, I saw a Korean and thought it was Bomber thanks for the response! I am so jealous If you want to feel guilty, we all know we've made a change without documenting it! Sounds like this guy could benefit from playing Braid all the way to the end. As a massage therapist who went to school and took the time to become certifed.. masseuse is a dirty word. We are professional and ethical. Happy ending jokes were funny the first 1000 times i heard them. "... a swirl of inventors..." O,g redial être reports If this grows anywhere near as big as Imgur, I can tell my children's children about the time that sandy_balls ( ) replied to *my* comment. I Believe..I DO Believe...I DO Believe in Fairy-Mutilations!! Why would either be true? ლ( ლ) So this is why I've never been in a relationship more than a month.... I just listen to myself and you're right! *I totally said I have a god given right to rape women*. Gosh, what was I thinking? Then delete this post... I had like 4 paragraphs of help ready ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Nobody cares They didn't even have real trees Ok WHO CRASHED THE SITE!? PUT THE TABLE BACK. Because it's impossible to look both unique *and* aesthetically pleasing. Did they seriously put ads for premium even on the wallpapers? no, you are definitely NOT a doctor oh you did that you so funny. You changed it so that TargA looks silly and Grubby isn't important in that aspect. You are so funny. You are so sexy smart and funny. I bet you are a comedian. You so funny Yeah that's a body hanging off the edge of his sword Either 3 day old puppies, or 3-day-old puppies. I think... Fuck it let's just go to mars instead of fixing hunger and poverty i don't play COD Capacity problems. 503. *The Dark Knight Rises* He was asked a question. How I think I feel? This is now the highest upvoted plant ID of all time for this subreddit. I'm glad my Scrotum Orchid had such an impact on this great community. Hahaha, but seriously, thank you all for the correct IDs. I finally know its real name (although I'll probably just continue to call it what I have been calling it). Aaaaand just like that my faith in my fellow writers is gone Why... Why would you do that? Diana Uh...I'm 6'4, genetically built like a ogre, 30-40 pounds overweight, and I wear an XL comfortably. Your statement confuses me ... the third one and maybe the last one ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ "I'll screw anyone" Wow, that's foul If you don't mind my asking, where do you live? Because I live in Oklahoma, which is pretty darn redneck, and I still only occasionally see people spit outside (still disgusting). I'm sorry, but I don't think I've ever felt such an overwhelming need to spit that I couldn't wait until I could locate the nearest restroom to do it in a paper towel or something... Ok, that's a good thing. Be prepared for the worst, hopefully your parents won't do this but if they decide to stop financing you, you'll need to have a safety net. It's an uncomfortable subject but I'd talk to your friend's parents about that, assuming it will be temporary if you do need help financially, or if you're sure the money you make from your job can support you... and talk to them about whatever else concerns you, as you know how your parents will react better than anyone.... coming out should NOT be so complicated... They're not in the open bracket because they're in the pool already... NICE TRY PEDOBEAR. Like this: Fuck you, the second row had fluttershy masturbating on a tree. CANNOT UNSEE You would think this is incredibly obvious, but… that is not the Grand Canyon. That's the scary part!! If this amount of "practice and meticulous obsession" is used on subjects made of paper, just imagine what happens when the illustrator gets bored of paper and "graduates" to small animals....or eventually, children. So you were cleaning a shit before? * * because the mom didn't like your dad? ....are... what? there is nothing safer than a wet, slippery trampoline with hard metal bars surrounded by concrete When I was younger, I developed a very bad lung infection (doctors don't know the cause, but I think it was because of bacon ) called Mycobacterium Fortuitum. Before the infection, I was really active and skinny. But because I lost most of my lung capacity (I only use about what, 30-50% of my lungs now) I gained a little weight. I sometimes need to use a wheelchair, but I don't like to because I'm afraid of people like you thinking that I only use wheelchairs because I'm fat. 200x? ** ** They.....they.....oh god why - they want me to fucking go outside now?! Hey, I gotta have something to do during that damn INTERMISSION I always thought smh meant "so much hate" ಠ_ಠ **Congrats rya!!** ಠ_ಠ I'm gonna ಠ_ಠ ask you some questions ಠ_ಠ and I'm ಠ_ಠ going to format ಠ_ಠ my sentences ಠ_ಠ the same way you do . ಠ_ಠ **QUESTIONS:** * What's it like in Bangalore, India? Are there Indian people there? * What's it like in college? Are there college students there? * What's it like working at reddit? Are there reddit admins there? * It's the age-old question: How much wood could a woodchuck not chuck if a woodchuck couldn't chuck wood? * Oops I gotta catch up on my ಠ_ಠ's. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ * In your opinion, why is davidreiss666 a terrible person? * Where do you see yourself in 11822986428828163 days? * Who's your favorite redditor? (It better be me ) * Who's your least favorite redditor? (It better be davidreiss666 ) * Marry, Fuck, Kill: Ron Paul, Neil DeGrasse Tyson, Carl Sagan * Marry, Fuck, Kill: jaxspider, canipaybycheck, me ;) * Marry, Fuck, Kill: North-Indian food, western-breakfast food, davidreiss666 (Keep in mind, food can't be killed) * Kill, Kill, Kill: davidreiss666, davidreiss666, davidreiss666 * * * In conclusion, . I meant to add this in the post title: ಠ_ಠ ... I am not kidding ಠ_ಠ you ... ಠ_ಠ ... ಠ_ಠ ... ... What's wrong with this solution? The look of disapproval face ( ) is one that most of reddit recognizes. The face you want added isn't. It's not a feature most other people want, and it's trivial to add yourself. I agree. I had to let a friend go, because I heard her tell her two year old daughter to "shut the fuck up" and "sit your fucking ass down." She then continued to act as if she was showing off like "yeah I'm a mom that disciplines my child" kind of attitude. I told her what kind of mother curses and screams at their children? A small child at that. Not a good one IMO. That was the last time I spoke with her. Then she preceded to talk about me being white washed, I'm half btw, because I don't curse at my child I have a hard time believing you are in med school with that grammar/spelling. What was seen... Cannot be unseen.. Good answers >I dont work there ..But iheard aliens control reddit .. shhh dont tell anyone also karmanaut is their leader .. ಠ _ಠ YOU SAID YOU MODERATE /R/ASKREDDIT WHICH MEANS THAT YOU ARE SEVERAL DIFFERENT ADMINS. WTFIS WRONG WIT U U LYED ONUR QWESTION? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ YOU HAVE TO ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ...this is strangely both relevant and irrelevant. Have an upvote. and signaling during/after the turn > YOU SAID YOU MODERATE /R/ASKREDDIT WHICH MEANS THAT YOU ARE SEVERAL DIFFERENT ADMINS. WTF IS WRONG WIT U U LYED ONUR QWESTION? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ > YOU HAVE TO ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ But what if he has the....Panda Skin? 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They look like those terrifying close up pictures of head lice Como carne, es una morrita! I was with my dad at a Blockbuster (a few years back, obviously) and he asked the guy at the counter, quite loudly, "Do you guys have the movie 'Meet the Fuckers' ?" with a serious face. The look on the guys face was priceless, he was in shock for a good couple of seconds before realizing what my dad had meant. I had to explain to him it was pronounced *f-aww-ckers*, with an o. Few years later when the new *Little Fockers* comes out, he would still say "Little Fuckers". Heat Seekers... ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ MFW when starting wars is "moderate." Wouldn't he need to be rollerblading erect..? And people say old cartoons are better than the new ones Or the douchebag that uses the exit lanes to speed past sections of traffic and re-merge ahead of them. MFW I realized I missed my cakeday. Saw this a while back Its not like sticking your dick in crazy will kill you ... That's not what I said, nor what I meant I simply said there would be no race getting a drone to Mars, since it's already happened. I'm all for a space race involving a goal that someone hasn't already achieved. **12 year olds ** ...And history 2 now has ancient aliens Now I have to find one... (╯°□°）╯︵ ω Why the FUCK would you take a gun to a cinema? Yea 6 feet is surely "slightly-above-average" He's Norwegian, so you're going to take him because *there's not many of you*? We can be more specific with answers if you give us a clue where you're moving. Calif is a HUGE state and varies widely from area to area. Problems and benefits will be very, very different depending on the town...I hope you're not going to Stockton, Vallejo or Bakersfield. I'm 28. Apparently I have accomplished nothing. So Clinton visited Uganda ~14.75 years ago, and they named a kid who is 14 today Bill Clinton... Yes. Clearly that is what he meant. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ I don't necessarily agree with that, though I haven't tried it, but it's relevant to the thread and doesn't seem /s so I'm upvoting you back to status-quo. I'm not sure who downvoted you... (without stating a good reason to let you and/or others aware of it) I dislike getting what seem like arbitrary or irrelevant downvotes. It's making reddit a more frustrating place for me. Sorry for the rant great job guys, you just ddosed this innocent guys website Did anyone else hover the mouse over the flags to see where everyones from? Ukraine is not Uganda. Those 16 year old girls posting about how other girls need to mind their business and stop being sluts all because Shenaenae slept with her friends boyfriend. Shut the fuck up hmm. i guess it was resized Where is his other hand... Yea. It's the fat. The turtle scene. Thanks Papa I was hoping to find out Wilson worked on this video...disappointed its just an Asians look the same reference. You've been baned from /r/iwishiwasgoldcat99 :if you can read this Nah, Hanie's awesome... definitely worth keeping around. *facepalm* Why yes, yes I do. Thank you for that, or it would have gone into the final submission The fuck did i just read Uh...not showing up Why you so angry, bro? We were talking about young musicians, and Grandma says "That Justin Beaver sure is popular" i can't imagine any prosecutor not going at this kind of middle school shit coming from a full grown adult too. Yup Hey I saw those first two movies! Then I found out (spoiler) there's a twist! And I haven't watched any since. Glad someone said it I hope you told his instructors! I mean, I seriously really hope you told his instructors about that! That's horrible! Omg what a fucking freak! ugh I'm sorry you went through that. Some clients have informed me that they can Wait, there's a consequence for that?! I agree. I am new here, and if a mod answered my question as rudely as that, it would seriously piss me off. That kind of crap is exactly what I come here to get AWAY from. Stuck in box better drink my own piss You seriously think heat is the issue here? ... Toddlers & Tiaras is one of your favorite shows? Default HTML4 font In what way does ARMA 2 not work? YEAH its not updated yet thanks Bioware and EA for kill a good game my laptop only freeze when i play cait and use the trap I had a similar experience, but was employed. Guy gave me 1 shitty little 4-hour shift every 2 weeks, at minimum wage. Yay, that can cover my cellphone bill every month! First I laughed, then I saw the username. y did u post a pic when u coulda done this MANDATORY VACATIONS ** ** I'm honored... Unless that's some slang you westerners use as an insult... If AZ, I'd have to say PHX. If Texas then somewhere near a dessert. Did I post something approving of the Onion yesterday? I didn't realize I was required to identify and post consistent with the group-think du jour. At first I thought he was trusting into the wheel Do they say it's their fault for being men's rights activists? Read that as superfluous hymen Girls, I think we have a traitor. This sounds better than Twilight... Go on... This will be like casting Kevin Costner as Robin Hood. I have a Jesus phone. You'd be literally *shocked* at what this thing has went through, mostly through my own clumsiness. My daughter is pretty careful with it these days. She's smart enough to understand what she can't be rough with. Although, I'm still working on her understanding that *other kids* usually don't like to be wrestled. Was going to say how cute of a dog that is, but I go to the comments, see the first comment and that's all I can see now... damn you battle.net blocked but reddit not blocked... Who the fuck has 46000 gamerscore? And he calls you the no life. Zerg clearly op, they have units that do splash damage when they come out a vortex ... he's gonna send you a picture of his dicks....and he calls you a faggot   I see what you're doing... Are we really wasting aircraft on fucking*speeding*? Yeah and why don't we just send my urine sample to NASA so we get the best possible results? Damn. I'm late ლ( ლ) xD haha it smells like the beaches in Southern California. Which are very smelly. And she pays a *tuition* to do this? With bleach ? Scumbag giants, player gets busted for doping, ONLY gets $30 million for 3 years... Don't talk shit about armor lock Really? $1000 is expensive for coil overs? nearly 3k comments and about 1k votes *Tooth Agreed. Although they're a quick way of conveying a reaction, they *are* quite overused. I am guilty of using outside of Reddit as well... Wow...Now that you've pointed it out I realize how horrible of a photoshop job that is. The sky is clear (washed out..but blue) to the right of the tornado and it just stops at the tornado and turns overcast... Dude nsfw My family tries to keep food that expired over 5 years ago. Anyone else watch the entire video through? I found a sick entertainment at watching this. That's what... Never mind Dat? Really thought this said titties That's it exactly. We all hate that dumb Constitution. Nsfw >Marry, Fuck, Kill: jaxspider, canipaybycheck, me ;) Repost One of these things jumped on my foot one time, and I promptly smashed it with a table. I didn't know until after that they bite Because only 10% of the people vote! Huh, it's almost like i've seen this before many times Trivial *Persuit*? I was using DVD's 7 years ago and I was broke. P2, for a good 4 years... then it died. But, hey! TIL homeless people had floppies. I'd have to agree. If you have to resort to jump-scares and gore to put the audience on edge, you're doing horror wrong. There is a difference between actual tension, and cheap jump-scares. The occasional startling moment to shock your audience is one thing, but when you use them every few minutes, (looking at you, Dead Space ,) the audience will get numb to it after a while. It wasn't as shitty as it could have been though... If you get my drift Can you do that with my baby's face? I'm hanging it in her room... it might confuse her one day Last summer : the twist is OP Oh my god. I thought he was hot during the 2004 olympics... and then he took off his cap and goggles Similar story... I saw a lady shucking the husks off the corn at the grocery store once, ironically it was 4th of July weekend... when they sell them 4 for $1. I lol'd all over myself Oh no we just let them drink from the same glasses... That looks surprisingly legit up front. What? No, nothing like that. What you're are talking about is physically assaulting someone, I'm talking about the distribution of digital goods and the reason people acquire said goods illegally . I misread and thought it was "The call of life" . Stand up, pull out knife. Say " move your fucking feet or I will stab them" I typed so much once I eventualy started to wonder where the backspace key was on a paper. A **Real** Reborn? Every instance of the game's name is mis-spelled. I don't think diewhitegirls was so off on her (his?) accusation I have no clue what to look at. Someone explain to me why the fuck people come on Reddit and talk about things on 4chan? Why not just...go to 4chan? it's all greasy... Squirt-queen I expected to see YOLO before I clicked this post. Was not disappointed Ovaltine isn't vile... Eric Forman's basement. WHAT IS IT FROM? WE MUST KNOW. When Justin Bieber cut his hair. Not all teachers can teach. It's a horrible truth. Freudian reading slip? Re-tweeted **6,717** times Just the front page. I was being a knight of new in r/AdviceAnimals, but that shit just ain't funny sometimes لا اريد ان استمر ان اسكن في هذا الكوكب The first guy has just been arrested. Yeah, legs... That is a genuine look of disgust. Because I'm a little slow, I was expecting to see some kind of writing implement made of chicken, or chicken feathers, or something.... what do you mean "people like me" when my kid brother remarked at the TV because their was a new strain of West Nile Virus he said," finally, we can kill some of these people off" ...dude...WHAT? ** ** Don't think I don't see that copy pasta, Poppa-S Great naming there The fuck at number three on that list. Not sure if hard to remember, or hard tore member.... I've had to clean poo out of urinal I just checked that page and it is all filled with jailbait Polo club.. Oh yeah..... that's me....... such the charmer........ Got so many women I don't know what to do with...... Why is the support in mid [7] here. I fully agree. Teemo This reminded me of a conversation I once had with my (very religious) aunt. Her son, who is about 6 years younger than me, was thinking about going to med school, and I was a biology major, so she was asking me about the classes I was taking, specifically a class on evolution. She asked if it was required, and I told her yes, it was by this school. She looked at me like someone had just told her that the sun was really green, and said "But, then he will have to learn evolution." My response, "yes, but learning about other beliefs is good and it brings understanding." Her response, "but if he learns about it he might believe it." Haha we are also the most vacant city in America. Maybe it's because we all get run down while attempting to exercise at night because it's too hot during the day. It IS more comfortable having this on, than going nuts with the black electrical tape. What about sunlight seeping through the blinds? HA? Yeah. There are no hard feelings on this side of the table In government class, senior year, one of the girls asked "When actor die on screen do they die in real life" One of my part-time staff what "photosynthesisism" is. She was also staring right at her biology textbook looking at the cycle for photosynthesis. Minus well = OH so Torii spikes an ump IN THE FACE, but AJ is the guy everyone hates. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ A girl in my chemistry class started panicking one day while we were working with the Bunsen burners saying "Guys, there might be a gas leak! Something smells like oxygen." Everyone stared at her with this face: for about ten seconds before she realised what she had said. Just yesterday my sister, a high school senior (very smart), learned that species cannot reproduce with other species.. "So you're saying a dog can't have a cat?" Those Idiots on Twitch chat. boobplate. It's the movie based on the Pink Floyd album "The Wall" one > (and now you just fire yourself from galactic??? Thats quite sudden, given the fact that nothing happened ( ) Dat horrible grammar You are a god amongst men. Tell me, what can we lowly humans do to appease you? Socrates, one of the founding fathers of Western philosophy, and you wouldn't recognize him by name after sitting a philosophy course? Oh... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... When I was in high school I went to Washington , D.C with family members to look at colleges and check out the sights. We were at the Korean War memorial when a high school group showed up. A few of the group members were pondering aloud "When was the Korean war?", no one had a clue.I spoke up and told them that it was after World War II and before Vietnam. One of their adult leaders must have felt affronted because she turned to them and said **"It's okay kids, most veterans don't even know when the war was."** My father and I were watching the History channel, some show about life in the 1800's and the topic of life expectancy and how its has changed over time came up. At first we were talking about the early 1900's vs the present. Then.. he began to tell me about how much worse it is now compared to 2000 years ago when people lived to be 900+ years old... I started to inform him he was insanely wrong but he looked at me like I was crazy.. I dropped it and to this day.. ..is all I can say. dafuq brain? Think next time. Yeah. She is an lazy/ungrateful bitch. took me a second. goddamnit brain You will have less to take care of if you stop shitting around the house, funga. thank you. I hate seeing it upvoted this much every time 'Don't drink from that fountain, the retarded kids drink from there. You could catch it!' - Random group of blond 16-18 year olds. no kidding. He's not the hero we deserve, but the one we need. North Carolina is the only state to ban gay marriage I'm an engineer During a inter-class quiz competition at my high school the question asked was "Who was the first President to live in the White House?" Someone answered "Barrack Obama" Lol robots. Dyrus Anti-Garen rune page. My old roommates kitten would do this. Unfortunately We found out it did this when i was laying down shirtless with the cat on my stomach and it proceeded to suckle at my nipple. I am a guy and it was weird. erhhm...no...don't think that I would.. Find a way off this planet! May be too late already!! Fairly useful for ADMINS I guess I 'd based on my own situation... not only is 18 the age of consent in my state, but I'm 25 for goodness' sake. I don't care if 16 is legal or not, it's definitely not for me. :P As a Rhode Islander when I tell people where I'm from they ask "Rhode Island, that's off the coast of New York, right?" This is a common joke in germany. Co-worker said he was Bruce Lee reincarnated Mine's when people say ducking JUST SAY THE FUCKING WORD Well since I have two sideways these comments make me feel like this isn't even a debate .. My buddy works for Austin city CPS and he told me he had to deal with a case for Lawasha and Ladrya (washer & dryer) Propane fuel.. Not sure if I should aww or I went on once just to see what all the hype was about. Gaping assholes...... Gaping assholes everywhere It'd be adorable had we not known that those feet have been in direct contact with the ground for the whole day As much as I think indifferentmorality is an idiot, I have to say that those studies seem a little... useless. I like girls but I don't like lesbian porn. Does that mean I'm wrong about being bi? I was thinking the same thing. Don't forget texture glitches. Them pink trees I'd give her the pencil test, if you know what I mean that is a new one to me number 7 on the list Kilingon? The product placement is already in the background image before the trailer even loads I'll just chalk this up as another movie I might download after it hits DVD. 90% of the Taco Bell workers in my neck of the woods couldn't even think about getting out through the window... Lets hope OP never does it again! Spiderman The grammar... it burns... To make it extra clear: NO DEMAND FOR CONSTANT SERVER CONNECTION. I would regret having supported the kickstarter if you choose that road. I am not joking. Anyone notice that white guy leading them looks fishy Why do you capitalize every single word? My friend on Skype was playing Happy Wheels and he was playing the combine level. He started panicking and yelled, "THE CONCUBINES ARE AFTER ME!" how did you get so much beer...while in high school real funny Woh! I need to look at guys in the gym shower more closely. Thank you for [stopping. ](/spoiler) ...you realize your name is "lonely-black-man" when seperated into distinct words, right? Ugh what are you quoting? I swear I recognise it... Wut? Health. no. Regenerate. *Fuck* 5 dollar tip on a 2-3 dollar drink is beyond ridiculous It supposed to be a mushroom Sandra you are going to pull of my dick? So much begging My boss finally asked me about bitcoin today. I set him up with a wallet and sold him $5 worth. By the time the bitcoin showed up in his wallet (a few seconds), the price had gone up and his balance said $5.09. He said "shit, I should have given you a grand!". We both laughed hysterically and then I heard about this a long time ago... Any news on whether or not the family got some compensation out of this? Updates would be great on these Dated reposts. The grammar gave me cancer Do I look like like I'm made of money? In what world does anyone's nose go up that far.. ( )>ರೃ oh my god... this lineup I repeat: [Fixed] 90 % of the Taco Bell workers in my neck of the woods couldn't even think about getting out through the DOOR... How can you say bland from looking at it? Same thing happened to me, only I was walking from a dealer's with a bag of weed in my hand. ( ) Was gonna say this, if you can program in BASIC you can write programs for the TIs. Newer versions(TI-89 or better) come with a cord so you can do it on your comp and upload... for only about $30 more than the older versions. I've said those words on UFC a little while ago. Lol Perfect use of haha Nice try underage drinker It does ಠ ಠ Mine won't move down. I understand that I may not enjoy it when she does, but she's so high she's still kicking me in the boob on occasion. When she stretches, which is often she pushes out. Hard enough to take my breath away and make my stomach look more square than round. Its starting to go from discomfort to pain... My SO calls me spongebob square belly. . Why is this even "slightly" NSFW. I have a feeling he's going to get as many minutes as Paulo this season. I have a feeling your not really gonna give it to us ಠ_ wut Ur not a "boobs kind of guy." anyway you are right How is an ale that's been around for years wtf? - you think i'm a slut? Really people. They freaking landed a robot on mars and you down vote them? Summer Knight is one of my all-time favorites of the series. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ** ** Why are his shoes different colors Very cool picture though! what did just happen? I wonder what he saw... .....right-click? Hahaha I have been listening to that all day. I ended up getting Five Guys too , I swear it is a marketing campaign and we don't even know it. This link is purple for me. I still don't understand why would anyone wear clothes too small for them. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Cynthia's position on Garchomp... Did the same thing to a girl from one of my high school classes wearing a Che Guevara t-shirt. Her response "I don't know, but I saw it at Urban Outfitters and the picture's really popular" Now we need an app to control the rover 9/11/01 Which doesn't change the fact you're a kind of dude R34? I may have been drunk. The world may never know. Wait, are we seriously hating on the responses? I've found the most upvoted comments surprisingly similar to MFA's taste . Yes you do. But now you're posting about how you didn't post about it. I'd rather fuck Betty White than her. Gender bender Does anyone know what that movie is called so I never watch it? That is some of the smoothest camera work I've ever seen Answer this man for science Really, you think my keeping my hands in the natural typing position and preferring that is... Insane. You know what, screw it, I'm gay and it's one in the morning so heres an upvote because I feel like it. And I didn't down vote you mr sassy pants. And now I sound gayer. You see what you have done? are you proud? You made a normal, masculine gay guy sound gay. I have to go ponder the meaning of life while I play midnight sonata in the background while holding a white cat in a chair, pretentiously staring in the distance with a monical. I'M ON A HORSE. I just see this: Wha...what is an apadravya? .. ... O_O ... When I was 13, I used to wank it in the shower all the time. I'd usually spend like, 20-25 minutes in there, seeing as I had to wash up while I was in there too (though I often forgot ). Also it's flowing upwards! To save the paper we must use all the paper!!!! Your brother was pregnant with twins? Kittens no less? Cheezus, chill. He needs to know what happened, and he wasn't there She's 5 I'd consider it civic laziness, and while i can understand why all sorts of bad habits exist, that doesn't mean i accept them without disapproval... she looks....great Willie Wonka I was going to answer this, but due to your age I must refrain. I like how the "About the Author" section is shorter than the article. Sweet Jesus... iFunny -> Reddit... ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I believe you're breaching a non-disclosure clause with those details... Yeah, cause... you know... it's sooo 2009! lol Who does that, anymore??? Good. I thought the 11 year old was on grindr for a second Cannibal Holocaust. Two weeks ago I started to receive strange phone calls around the states asking for 'James' or 'Mr. Holmes'. Trying to be the good guy here, I politely tell them they have the wrong number. Two days after that and twenty 'wrong' numbers later, it finally kicked in my head the guy everyone is requesting to speak with is 'James Holmes'. But not Jeremy. I saw this on twitter before reddit... What's happening? money shot to the eye gone wrong **Cosmo** Holyshit. I live in Amstelveen. Why is this even an issue? Does California have sewerage treatment plants (which would prevent this from being a problem) or are they discharging raw sewerage directly down the storm water system into the ocean? It's just like evolution. Women tend to use bags and purses and such, causing pant-makers to see there pockets as frivolous. And now we all have to pay Who the fuck is supposed to believe that? You don't get rid of Boggarts with potions. 'Naturally' Wat? nogger dir einen I'm torn. The face says sad, but the blurry wagging tail says happy. So ... I just suck on the juice sacs? I honestly hate people who do this. When I see them I "im not saying everyone needs some" then goes to the title..... "why arent you kids riding a pair of sidewinders?" Thought you were about to say boner and had my ready. CUTENESS. crooked Let's go with guessing in Layman's terms, we don't need your science! Swedish, cool... That is literally the worst theory I have ever seen in my entire life. What if I picked up the whole stack This has to be a horrific idea if used to long ... Quality post I mean, anubis_cheerleader for shame. for shame. The part where he points it at his face once it's loaded, but you're not Yes...really.. Great, now I can't make noodles in peace tonight. You should advertize it more! /r/sysadmin would probably love it... or maybe they'd just tell you to use powershell. Umm, no. ಠ_ಠ , I just wanted to try that face He would be horrible to play with. Breaking out a miniature version of that contraption every time he made a move. Weebly? I hope you're not implying that's a bad song Aww Shit! I guess they have ***ONE*** thing in common.. ...mother of god Did you just use the word "threequel?" Macaroni and cheese with tuna and peas. >Where in the world do you use yards? ~~to denote altitute? ~~ Repost this right near the end of Ramadan? You invited a man you never met, from a bar, after getting drunk and dancing with him, back to your place with innocent intentions? Wait! Someone sneaks into your bedroom every night and changes your underwear in your sleep? NSFW/L links get automatically opened. perhaps they might want to tailor that detail. I fucking flinched....my iPad didn't say gif So he steals from the Free Hugs Campaign, adds a hot girl in and wins an event? ┌( )┘ ┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘┌( )┘ ┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘┌( )┘ ┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘┌( )┘ ┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ┌( )┘ ┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘┌( )┘ ┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘┌( )┘ ┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘┌( )┘ ┌( )┘ Its your cake day so we will let it pass, this time Yeah. I'm seriously hoping that the membership votes against this, and that we can get new board members in there that don't try to muck with things (and spending TONS of money doing so to boot ). If not, I'm most definitely switching to a different credit union as soon as I learn that the members approved it (which, again, I hope they don't!). I switched to Washington Mutual back when BofA was raping me for stupid fees (mostly because I couldn't afford to have a minimum balance of doom back in college) and I was VERY happy until Chase bought out WaMu and fucked it all up. I started getting stupid fees that were even more egregious than the ones I had with BofA so I switched to TechCU. I've never been more pleased, even when I had WaMu, with a financial institution... until now. Oh well. Such is life but I get to vote with my feet if the rest of the membership doesn't agree with my opinions so at least there is that. Even though it would be a pain in the ass to switch over ALL of my auto deposits and withdrawals and bill pay, etc etc etc. No good with computer, almost 800k karma. I'm at 4 months and wouldn't consider myself new at all Now he convinced 4 people you know what they say, Nuka-Cola is "the taste worth killing for!" so i don't blame them for assaulting the vend-o-tron, however using fecal matter is a little much I made an account just to post this, I once meet a couple who would wipe each others butt, they saw this as a form of love and intimacy "Mostly associated with Fetal Alcohol Sydrome" OP? I-I... Well...     You should be ashamed of yourself. Once I hit that, I didn't read the rest of the link. I closed it. Ummmm there's nothing here ...why? There are not enough s in the world... At first I wondered why this was NSFW.... then I noticed Since this is a imgur post, I knew it would just be a giant karma-whoring thread. But I gave it a shot and was introduced to attachable bidets which I may look into since my girlfriend likes to use baby wipes ( ). Now you've gone and made me laugh more than r/frugal should. Guess it's time to go. I cringed watching your video to think some guys need to be reminded to brush/shower daily. Where is this? Ohhhhh. i get it. Seems suspicious ( ) Yeah.. I'm going to reward you with a " " for that one... cannot unsee June 22, 2008 Kiddie Coaster "epic planks"? Creamy creamy white sauce, From a much smaller noodly appendage... Ok I'm done now. Thank you. I thought that was shag rug at first glance My friend didn't know mario was a plumber or that luigi was his brother. In Star Trek, they have all these advanced sensors that can tell the exact species and position of anyone on the ship,...but no surveillance cameras And still getting downvoted I saw a blue waffle. None of the people on the results are Canadian. Do not want! *cite. I always assumed that the "bible belt" stereotype was an exaggeration. Is it really that bad? Right. Because thirteen games is definitely enough to determine, say, the best team in the country, without *any* controversy *whatsoever.* this post has nothing to do with the thread Oh... Now disappoint. Repost. Original content is appreciated. You did NOT just say that out loud What does this phrase "fucking'a cotton" mean? Should I be concerned? He bowls overhand. He can swim in land, NO, water swims in HIM. This is serious man. hoooooooooooooooly imagine the sex they have ***ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ*** ** ** I had a friend at my shower ask if I was sure it was ok to be home alone. . She was also concerned that I would still be driving, getting groceries, running errands etc... She's very sweet but seriously!? It's not like the baby is just going to fall out. And should I hire a babysitter for myself until baby comes?? I should clarify that I'm close to a hospital and have a plan in case I actually do go into labor while my SO is at work. Replacement Refs: Tried it starting on a few different pages and eventually got looped every time. The catch? chaiguy was worse than both the fat lady and the homeless man... combined I need a first job Hmmm, I'm thinking human centipede. Interesting approach with your argument. Generally people try to avoid citing mythology in discourses of reason. Sometimes Amps can greatly increase quality even when they aren't technically needed. Put a sock in it. Thank you. I watched this while having breakfast. WTF For some reason it totally slipped my mind to delete the message. Thank you all for these great and varied choices ! So many knives ... Which one will I pick ? But seriously you guys are great ! Dat. Finger. Why is your window open if your ac is on? Ironically, I was having an argument with my dad today because he truly and completely believed green+ yellow make blue. I kept asking if he was kidding and tried explaining that it was impossible to mix blue because it's a primary color. He wouldn't believe me until I got some paint out and mixed the colors together... Even then he was still skeptical.... *pretty sure* Last night I was on date with a girl who admittedly and proudly didn't stop at stop signs So much facepalm it hurts No, just marry the man and divorce him so half of his pocket is legally yours. This is only day 3. And I think they are getting better. They don't hurt as much. The joys of pregnancy!! Who knew it was this much fun.... Also, at the risk of TMI, pregnancy is likely the only time in my life I will be HAPPY and relieved when I figure out the blood on the TP is coming from my ass rather than my vag.... why does it matter, if someone wants to skate that way, then why can't you just let them? It's not like it harms you in any way. I give that corgi a solid " ". More time could've been taken on that...thing. Wrote a speech on memes for my senior english class, I did alright explaining... while hyperventilating in front of my class. Or jealous of your vast karma I have no words to express how much this saddens/frustrates me so... . Trolled DAT FACE Smug bastard Wts is AW talking about? The guy travels with kofi Kingston and the pope was his friend in the indies... Living colour is his entrance.... His good friend colt is Jewish... AW some stuff you're saying is true but really you're the one who went and said a rape joke on live tv... Mybe if it was in a PPV, like the race jokes he said, he will be lucky to be around now... The only bigot I see is AW.... Yes. Of course it's cum. Walmarts shipping mine to me and its supposed to arrive the 29th . Donnie Brasco = Jack Sparrow, Exactly. Like stepping on snails. Ha ha^ha^ha .. Seriously, though. When I was a kid, my mom bought me chap stick that tasted like mint chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream. One application around the lips, and I needed more. Took a bite right outta that stick on the airplane. Mom was all "Why sure, let me go check with my manager ." Too. Many. Lies. > Yeah I mean who even needs a movie when you can just fap to your mom's underwear I visited some folks in Vegas when I was 20. I couldn't drink or gamble so I brought my son. He was 2 at the time. We had a lot of fun. We went shopping, to the aquarium, stayed at CircusCircus. It really can be a fun family trip. The only issue I had with those damn cards is the fact that they kept trying to hand them to my boyfriend as he pushed my son in the stroller. Fuck those pussy pushers. I'm I the only one wondering why this guy has a huge snake in his basement, along with a spider that killed it? Why so serious? Those wheels are so sexy... 13 INCHES WIDE ON A "STOCK" car. Dude, Tom Morello is 48. *steals his " "* Sure... your "friend's" dog. I don't want it to mean what I think it means. Downvotes... downvotes everywhere The last panel looks like your dick is shooting fire. Oh, what?! Are you fucking serious " Why do I have you tagged as "Lets the butthurt flow through him" Viscous... There are always wolf spiders in my house. Once one as big as my palm left eggs on my window (on the outside) ಠ_^ಠ_^ಠ_^ಠ_^ಠ_^ಠ_6V^ _6VV^ಠ_ o_o ... Maggots and worms. These desert drivers totally forget how to drive when it rains Yep, that is no any kind of "lesson", that is just humiliation, jeez He broke his Kazoo, blowing it to hard What the fuck is this piece of this abomination? .....Google Is that your thigh or arm? How DARE you! That was clearly needed Yesterday I put 10 more weapons in my Hall of Monuments to fill that display, then they went and did this ლ( ლ) You do realise if you scroll to the bottom they actually explicitly state that this article is satire? I know. [NSFW] No, not just porn, all types of disgusting shit I.. uh.. Yep. I don't know if you're still out here... But damn! Just a few weeks ago we were having record breaking temperatures. 113+. Fuck everything about this place. And then Death Valley. 127+....No. No You make a valid point. The image shown above is too smooth to be the actual end product, it wouldn't fit well with the game. it needs more pixilation. boli te uvo za karmu, jujujuju Could be Scarlett johansson That's what Byrd gets for putting his head down Probably not a deal breaker, although I'd start to get a little worried if he ever suggested buying a horse That is a huge kitty cat! Ah! So I should no longer keep in touch easily and often with my friends and family in far away places because certain members of society have deemed it to be no longer "cool"? I was born in 2001 but I would rather listen to bands like Rage Against the Machine and The Beatles because my generation listens to bad music. Just yesterday the kid that sits next to me in social studies (he was wearing a Romney 2012 t-shirt)told me his favorite band was Nickelback and I was just like " " What does retardation has to do with inattention mistakes For some reason I saw him as Jim Gaffigan Account age: 379 day. Oooh number 2 totally. When I was a cheerleader in high school. "I just cheer when the crowd cheers" "What's an interception?" "What's a first down?" Gurl you a cheer*leader* not a cheerfollower. There's so much wrong with this phrase Boozegumps! Phreak's Teemo love face afterwards i do not like that red fox was skipped That Canaries midfield looks awfully familiar I don't have scoliosis, but I just had a spinal fusion done back in March and had rods and screws placed in my spine to support it. I have spinal stenosis, 2 bulging disks, bone degenerative disease, arthritis in my back, bone spurs, and nerve compression. I'm only 27 and this has all happened to me recently due to genetics. No, but apparently someone posted my cell phone number and name somewhere (most likely the internet)... because guys from all over America were sexting me and sending me pictures of their dick. This went on for two months straight. Dammit Penalty for tripping over his own feet So much Swain flair. That all I can see now... I was going to make a case for wrestling as well. But then I   According to the dictionary it means nonsense, but that didn't make any sense to me. So i went to urban dictionary and it said hooey meant either bullshit or another word for prick or penis. I don't know who actually uses the word hooey for penis though Sure hope you don't actually make it out of law school. And then the first thing you did, was placing your hand besides him?! ... well that's nice to know Dude, wtf? That escalated quickly. Welcome Week of my freshman year, my group stumbled upon a party where that was happening. GTFO very quickly What did I just read Yes, clearly the fishing license tax has destroyed our freedom. My employer owned some warehouses that have these fans and they eventually spray painted over the donkey logo so no one would get offended. You're so lucky, some places don't stock that flavor (because God Forbid an innocent, impressionable young child sees something so lacivious! ). I live in Florida and the only place you can get it in the entire state is (surprisingly) the panhandle. I do not live in the panhandle :[ Thanks, I'll keep that in mind. Lemon Creme With Agger sent off, there are now 22 players on the pitch. SK vs M5 ... nerdgasm .. You look like one of those kids that would gnaw at your ankles unexpectedly like a little gremlin Is it just me or ... toes. Doing that is like mixing toothpaste and orange juice Could you imagine if this is true? For once the "good guys" don't win, and the "bad guys" do, but all that happens is a moon-eye sexy jutsu, finishing with Tobi taking off his mask to reveal that he is konohamaru while yelling "trolllolollololololololol" ಠ_ಠ Indeed... Fuck, we are going to fool some dolt CSM that doesn't get satire and this will happen... Somewhere... They both look Oh joy •{ಠ ಠ}• What the fuck. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ also . Silver Shark Killer Fang Of course it's in Florida! Says "Bloody Vagina Farts" Because I'm really his left hand "it's mil_epic" "the loot there [...] was complete shit" Yeah, that doesn't need an NSFW tag at all. It was pretty good, but it also has artificial flavoring added... No. You do not love it. You hate it Kid is fuckin' serious about breakfast. Just as much as reddit is about pun threads Not sure if awesome, or ~~overly attached 1 night stand~~ the most obvious fake post ever. And you're next What ? I wonder how many more times crunchydingleberry is going to be a relevant username What if I told you, that your almost as bad as a 9gagger reposting. That doesn't go there I'm guessing you have not seen the meetup photo Wat You want your family members to be good looking? That's... that's worthy. It would be (or at least there wouldn't be so stark a difference), if the console version allowed for more than just three control sensitivities. The speech is nice and all but a short description of him would be nice Well.. I got a pretty bad Week this week. First thing. I got too late to school on monday and my teacher is just fucking getting mad at me like I did just puch her in the face... And Ever fuck head in my class is a doche who shall bully me and my friend and every one in the class shall act like they are some kind of badass . And Yesterday i Broke my big toe on the right foot and yearh it hurts ._. And if you OP Could give me a skin i would be really happy because i never won anything in a giveaway or something.. But thanks for reading and I'm Sorry for my bad English. :) Vacation... from Reddit? Little? Really... the default wallpaper from lion Not this year, though. Physical sexual compatability on Adventure Time? ...No. Nobody should have been thinking about that. It was at an 9 last night? "*ender*dragon" "skyrim homage" Boy, that isn't a sketchy URL at all. What? I haven't played much of it, but I think it's all target practice drills... Also that I am not an "animator" if I model or composite Username relevant My face after reading a good nosleep: \ _ [ ] _ / in tents. Wow, video call streaming **over 3G**, and AT&T offering data at $10/GB, who wouldn't want to jump on that bandwagon? Unexpected within the realm of this thread? I use most technology for its intended purpose. If only I was this skilled. What...am...I...watching? The real question is why do you still have the files. I prefer imperials because theyre well rounnded, i managed to complete the college of winterhold, dark brotherhood, theives guild, companions and imperial leigon quests on one character, which is more than i can say for the wimpy little wood elf i chose for my first playthrough I don't know what it is, but I'm betting that this will be all over /r/AdviceAnimals for the next few days Well I'm done now, I'm trying to beat Julius for ultima weapon. It's boring while leveling.... I'm sure that the OP faked a whiteboard post just so that he/she could post it on reddit. They don't. ಠ_ಠ simply..... What is the GS ball for? I love how there is period blood on the toilet paper as well. I am approaching 10,000 hours in GW1, and I have a wife, two kids, and a full time job. I have no idea how that happened. Jets spent this offseason giving Sanchez a 3 year extension and hiring Tony Sporano. Already seen 4 of them - c'mon, Reddit Yeah, I fell for that one on here. It was a coded link and I thought it was going to be a funny .gif....boy was I mistaken I hate lice. This: Oh that is so funny. I'm laughing . Blow up Barack?... Compliment whore! Sigh, youre BEAUTIFUL now leave this place! Leave this place go to /r/amisexy? Jail. Bait. Did he just say Grossman lead us to the SB That looks like it was thrown out of the trash can on the wall. which means that she reached her hand in other girls used tampons. At one point they put a graphic up saying that Sigurdson was being subbed off for Adebayor ... It's not just eagles. This is why we can't have nice things! Gym How did you not know you were already drop dead gorgeous? Sigh now gtfo! Yeah, and I forgot to type the following for you: in my religion, jinn (not Muslim demons, but say spirits who are much like humans but have the characteristics of ghost and are made from smoke and/or fire) live up trees at night, so no matter how hard I tried, I wouldn't be able to play it What. I've been bullied since as long as I can remember. I've stayed silent. I never knew what to say, I figured if you ignored it it would go away, I was afraid everything I said would be considered "dumb" and I would just give them more and more fuel for the fire. Freshman year I was called Booty Sweat for a semester (which I still to this day don't understand. Yeah, I sweat like everyone else, but it definitely didn't show on my pants or anything. Fucking assholes.). Finally, after having my heart broken, after being taunted for a month for being with the guy in the first place, I snapped. I called this girl every name I could think of (screamed it in fact) I told her it was hard to believe she had a soul (I don't remember saying that part but she said I did so true it must be) and you know what? Since then, it has been remarkably easier! Fuck, I love outbursting at people now. Given now I have a slight anger problem, but most definitely fucking worth it. Why the fuck do we teach kids silence? No, the bullies won't leave them alone then. Whatever child I have is learning some people need to be called out. My point in ranting all this to you is this, there will come a point where you are too angry, too depressed, too sick of every fucking one that suddenly you have the courage to say all the shit you could never say before. You'll probably sound like you're gonna cry, you voice may be shaky, but enough turmoil and you can do it. Maybe that was long winded, but fuck I just felt so suddenly related to you. Oh and I have a bigger chest as well. But I don't get harassed in a sexual way, they just like to tell me I stuff my bra here's hoping they fall down a flight of stairs. 2nd preseason game, "FG guys, lets be safe here" I was reading this thread, and my brother said the same thing you did. He had the nerve to describe them as the spiders of the air. Yeah, not helping, David ლ( ლ) "How ya' Bean?" 'You can check out anytime you like but you can't ever leave' That wasn't there the first time I looked at this photo. Dwarven oil...riding... ** ** dumb ass Oooooo. You're dangerous, aren't you? Fractured penis? Heck yes. After I finished the third episode, it looped back around to the first and I literally sat there looking like this --> for 5 whole minutes, angry, confused, and sad because there was only three episodes :( I did the same thing, but with my sister's Hershey's flavored one. I ate the entire thing in front of her. nobody would be suprised. porn, reddit, facebook, gmail. in that order. ლ( ლ) ... ◔_◔ ... ಠ▃ಠ Now I'm craving a spam musubi My boyfriend wants someone to sing "Piano Man" to Brad.... Oh fuck... I'm good ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ WTF is "semi-casual" Rage comic. Gonewild comments. Fucking hands and eyebrows too. 14 year old here, and I'm 8". Thought I was average Yeah, sure he did. George López Y minúsculas Or maybe its the social networking component rearing its head. People who also have unique or interesting shelves, or perhaps a carpentry hobby, now knowing that there are others, are willing to post them. It's not as if the shelves in question were made for the sole purpose of posting on Reddit unlike every meme in existence. I'm looking at you OP . Origin: ...you gain $$ super quick.. I'm really liking it. Unlike the others were you wait forever to level up. I've been playing it for 3 days and already lv.8. I did give em' $1.99 for some donuts but really cuz I like that they actually talk. And I wish it was all of the dialogue but.. Does that mean 3x menstruation? I thought it was food.... I guessed wrong You guys are all discribing my life right now... "may have stashed a .38 barrel revolver in his rectum" No...you're not... Make that 105 Someone pouring out their worst nightmare in a book . Too bad I can't delete people on Reddit. ( )> BOY. That escalated quickly. I spent 3 days with various EA origin help people to get mine to run. I deleted temp files, changed properties and reinstalled. Then I realized, on my own, that there is a tiny triangle under my name and I can switch between Xbox and PC... Why am I thinking of Slender when I look at this picture. ....mAclaren? omg, yoink Knowing basic info about aircraft maintenance, I don't believe you. And the rest will just make irrelevant comments But...but curvy girls are aaaaawesome! Atl, Ga......OH GOD WHY *Are you fucking kidding me?* If you have a loaded gun aimed at a village considered "hostile" how did you find time to take a picture? Everyone has an accent. > Me and my old man Why did you have to say anything ** ** No, he was legitimately playing on my phone and asked if he could post something that was "funny" on reddit The only reason she does it is because you give in You don't put eggs into bread Me too.. We understand. Now I have a question. You had fluctis right? And some people said they had lag issues right? Now Mutley wants to switch to fluctis "Oyster monster" What's up with your username?! Was thinking the same thing. Then I remembered my exgf's sister used to let flies land on her face because they tickled. She was about 16 Kevin, dude... When I was in like 4th grade, we had a game called "rape the Arabian woman" Holy Mother of God. Drop your pants to your ankles and piss bare-assed. This will project a level of self confidence that will intimidate all other males in the area and you can bask in the glow of your alpha male status. If it seems awkward, make eye contact but KEEP PISSING! As someone who works in IT at a school district with a 1:1 MacBook initiative AND that locked down the computers this year.... When I'm out in public and creepy old guys look me up and down Presidents do not make laws, retards. Nor do they have the power to "strike them down and become more powerful than you can possibly imagine." Stare back. I kept reading, hoping that maybe she would pull though. Why did I do this to myself How is a reddit meet up wtf? It looks like a bunch of people having fun. If your judging people on there appearance I suggest you fuck off back to wherever you came from. "furiously" What weight? Oh god, yes. It pisses me off SO much! During the summer holidays all of my friends introduce me to their friends all like " Oh, this is Chevy, shes the nerd of the class. Like, not even joking. So smart! " but I'm more booksmart than streetsmart, so I seem like an idiot. Seriously, I don't introduce you to my friends like " Oh, this is ____, she's stunningly ordinary in her school classes. Except for math. She failed her final. Just thought you'd be interested, even if school doesn't start for 2 months. " /rant. Reddit the land where eating babies is acceptable, but baby leashes, and bad parents aren't. I think we need to rethink our priorities. I especially liked the continual attention deficit camera angles This woman is completely useless at washing cars. I wouldn't tip her... No... I don't understand. Why does she have plantigrade feet *and* hooves? You don't want them back. I had a friend visiting Naples. While sitting in a taxi cab with the window rolled down, someone reached in a ripped a necklace off her neck. I understand, I wasn't insulting your work, but I was trying to offer some helpful critisim. It sucks when you get downvoted for actually trying to help Then out 6 games with some leg injury. Yeah.."typical"... dat failbrag My grandpa had one of these. Well, that's easily the most worthy compliment i've ever recieved. You're not your ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ (rest of r/hockey) I did read the article, but thanks! 2 weeks in a row 47 Then clean up your child's mess Goddam reposts I cannot stress this enough: If you want to make a serious impression on a potential employer, send a HAND WRITTEN thank you note as soon as you get home from your interview. (Don't even think about sending a thank you email ) Put it in the mailbox the same day. Recount small talking points from your interview conversation such as "I hope your business meeting goes well," if the interviewer mentioned a big meeting or "Have a safe trip to California," if the interviewer mentions they are traveling. I seen some things Breath... So you're saying that Europeans shouldn't use their normal vernacular because Americans who can't be arsed to learn a couple new words might see it? Yea I'm shocked when not everyone thinks exactly the same as me about everything too... But at least you don't miss any opportunity to be a condescending twat about it! Did anyone else notice that QXC is wearing the same shirt today on his stream? Has anyone seen how i met your mother..? At first I was like, "why is he throwing a peanut at that child?" then I saw his username. this isnt 4chan Yeah because YouTube is known for its *impeccable* MP3 quality. Freemium Vince Carter in the top 100 of simmons list. ಠ▃ಠ ... ಠ_ಠ ... ಠ▃ಠ ... Sheik is a bro That means I'll buy one soon for the living room. Article wasn't very informative Dat mole DAMNIT, I was trolling in the previous post and then I see this??? Bought enclave technology.......from the brotherhood of steel...........tech.....from the brotherhood.............. Yeah, *hilarious* Yes, yes it is. THIS ISN'T A PIC Welp that didn't take long for you to get downvoted. I will admit to going to their lunch buffet... It's not terrible... Sounds like he has his life figured out. Why wouldn't you finish the pizza in the first place? Your pun is bad and you should feel bad. Where... where did you even hear that? Sunny Hobo . Or maybe a phone number for "When shit is on fire, CALL 911. Then dial us." Fucking. Hooray. Better tech......than the enclave......... I see what you did there. You can't fool me. Again? What the hell do you people carry in your wallets? Moria......not in this mod....... Oh no no no. Cause if you're doing it right the towels on your head Want me to sponsor you? Please take off all your clothes. EV training = lots of pokémon = lots of chances of a shiny =/= pokéballs... No. OP's girlfriend here. This wasn't to you "Must of" I'm sure, but you put it on his post. I had an auto- reflex. Sorry. And the kids know their parents better than others too. Killjoy I read this. Now I have to shit. Thanks. Did I say the persons I was referring to at work were black?? Do you ever look at one and just go: "No way " I think I would. Would that not be the best confidence boosting day ever... or wait, would it be the most earth-shattering day of all time. Fuck. Would I actually read it... That's Wyoming I eh... you... he was... Or make sure everyone in the class is vaccinated, then make a sick person enter in the class room, and make sure she make contact with the teacher... no one is accidentally at r/spacedick and r/poop in one day . Yes, I_PowerFuck_Dogs.....I third this My SO said to me this afternoon how he wishes I could just go into labor. My first thought was aww, he wants to meet his daughter.... Then he said 'cause I wouldn't have to work tomorrow. . Good thing he's cute, and puts up with my crazy. :) Your fault for looking on a thread filled with comments about the book. Femininity = subservience/inferiority. Great messages here... I'm from Columbia, MD. 30 miles away from D.C. so your guess was not only wrong, I live right nearby you. I'm watching you CTRL_ALT_RAPE My dads porn stash... Of my mom. Oh, how clever. Yet another creeper cake... Rhydon used harden How come her friend only fed her cat for months after the death? And why is this mentioned? Shouldn't she have just taken the cat? ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ "oh just a little doodle" I hate you . NSFW, contains male nudity. Also, what the hell, man. Who does this? And why did I just look over at my drums like that... Downvoted. What a bastard! Nice house... I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die I read as "it was the first time I made out with him alive" After 5 minutes of trying to create a witty reply, I give up. Here's a . Might I ask why a five year old is watching a movie with a nude scene? "Rapper" My bro and I called it a Chinese food cart moving jpg I'm the only person in my lab who enjoys weighing up dore bar samples (which entails sitting in one spot for several hours painstakingly weighing out exactly 500mg of silver/gold mixture into little cups - I don't know why but I find the repetition calming). That really hasn't put me at much of an advantage though, because now I just get assigned to do every single dore sample regardless of how busy I am with other things. I'm not sure I even want to know how you know the dude's asshole puckered up. This definitely wasn't on Tosh.0 I like total darkness at night, any crack or light and I stare at it for HOURS and don't get any sleep. I need total silence and darkness to sleep. So my older brother hates when I complain about him putting music loud at 3 am Are you really trying this? wait, so you agree with my statement? Are you calling me an idiot?! He seriously doesn't think he's sexy ? > As if there is any point to it I'd back up slowly, and leave the room. More properly... Honey, your lipstick How do you do that? (I copied and pasted it) Or the razor blade a highschool kid put in it . My childhood pal needed ~60 stitches 8======D ?? This is discriminative My most up voted comment on here (around 1200 I believe) is from making this face and quoting the op's story. Anything I say that's actually intellectual or adds to the conversation? INSERT GUMBY STUFFING THE KID PLAYING NERF BASKETBALL GIF HERE. yeah, its a folder behind my hands... > Thackeray's mishap in Destiny's Edge. my opinion on the games industry as a whole: Nothing beats Japan, dude, haha! But seriously that was weird. Male nurses (of which I am one) are referred to formally as "Mr" and rarely sport girls names. Glad to help though. You could have at least insulted me with "Florence" or something better than Jenny Seriously, if you have a reason for the police to want you, why behave in a manner that draws attention? I don't understand people What does gameplay have to do with stealing ideas and videos for cash. I see what you did there Fairy Tail I'm genuinely dumbfounded when people say there are "plotholes everywhere" in Harry Potter. Please name me every single plothole because I can't think of any outside a few minor things. Haha I can imagine other ppl reading this thread and giving us the as we continue to stroke each other's epeen. American? Lol American .... Halo revolutionized console shooters, probably because it was the first big console shooter where it wasn't absurdly hard to aim(Autoaim ). Still, good shooters existed for a loooong time before halo. And cast the result to `void` so she can never find out. I like how they said they had made the seats closer together front to back, but added more room on the sides through slimmer cushions. I guess more people complain about sitting next to obese people than complain about having no legroom themselves. Since the obese outnumber the tall (like happens in the American South), they're just responding to their changing clientele. camden county Why are you so low level!? It'a alright. It's probably safe to assume real pedophiles do watch that show. Comma or period please? San Jose? I'll make sure to stay far away. I'm sorry you went to, that, side of our fandom. Condoms aren't 100% effective? Also "the Canucks have been eliminated early the past 2 years" . Sparkle Lion Brave Tongue. Wat Holy fuck did the eyes move? It's not even a gif Why. why is my mind so dirty Yes, get him used to humans, and when he grows up and wants cuddles and don't get them (because he's a scary ass alligator).... South St Pete Most parents will always worry about your health until you give them a reason not too. As long as they know you are safe, not using other drugs, not carrying a lot at once, and overall that it doesn't change who you are. It's sad when you have to explain basic things like that but it always eases the tension. The sad difference between parents and parENTs its italian I meant the redstone part... Christ, and people wonder why we CFers get a bad rep. Lets advocate physical punishment for strangers kids, ya'll. Fuck yeah restraining and hitting a kid for ringing your doorbell instead of dealing with it like a mature adult and undertaking legal avenues or deterrent measures. Completely agreed! I got a bonus this morning when on the DIY sub someone's lab snacked in their home made wreath :) Apparently he is the reason they can't have nice things, my mastiff is mine as my lab isn't a terrible chewer. It's like she gets mad when we leave, knows its wrong but will chew one item a little just to make a point who would downvote this I'm still stuck administering 4.6 You're the reason why we can't get a full current roster It has updated What did I just read "though, i know what ur talking about" That guy doesn't know how to write 4's 777th upvote fuck yeah ლ( ლ) Turns out "other people do it" is not a good enough excuse to be an arrogant prick I hope the main character gains *something* by the end of the game. Looking at you, GTA IV. Source? Had one of these guys the other day. Guy was telling me what to buy at the upgrade store, when to krit, and my favorite "try not to die". Ended up leaving because it was just not fun with this ass on the team. About as funny as in Epic Astro Story when you send people on an expedition and they're like, "Oh, I tripped over this rock and found **five million dollars** under it." I agree with this statement. Everyone is different. What makes me angry is that some people put down on "all girls" like we're all the same. Then that's where the "I'm not like other girls" comes in, because you're indeed *not* like other girls. You have your own personalities and flaws that no one else in the world has. Unless of course, you're a conjoined twin. Just, what really grinds my gears is that when some guys say, "All girls say that, "I'm not like other girls"' or compare you to all of the girls they've dated saying that "they're not like other girls" is just so... Judy Gene? This better not be a 3DS port/remake; I just bought the original yesterday. My thoughts also, nothing makes me giggle like a spider crawling across me? Very nice haul. I'm heading to San Diego next month. And expect to waste a lot of money on bottles It's strange, given that there were more givers than receivers... Or 100 $8 hookers says the country who's bat has a width of 2 feet Good call calling him an ent... OH HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA is that second toy... a dildo? Song lyrics on sheet music for the drums... "Eeyup all the things" Why is this link purple.. The first option that appears on Google.ie is the Wikipedia entry for "Japanese writing system". Tease So its not ok to make a call at star bucks if you must? For some reason, something feels not right about laughing at your *demented father*. Diglett... How can peas with corn on the cob be called "Porn on the Cob?" It's like believing that only Turkey Jerky exists on this planet. Wait a second... Those girls aren't really eating vanilla ice cream. It's strawberry Kraton... You're way too beautiful to be a redditor "a robot has been designed to allow people to tickle themselves" who funds this shit?! that's a whole different level of creepy . That's still not how it works. Just keep playing. Bullshit the "*I'm going to kill you and cut your sexual organs out*" level of creepy Great review. I just got these on a random bomb. (are YOU the culprit? ) and can't wait to try it. You just wasted seconds of my life Me I picked up on this too. I hope that second use of 'allow' there in reference to how she dresses, thinks etc. was also 'from their perspective' Well it's either or Anonymous.... I guess Anon. I came here to say I was disappointed in you at least not having "hover handed" AJ. What is wrong with you Are you actually serious? What? Blizzard pays people to love their games? All this I was giving them money for their games. There is ZERO fucking way this is a legitimate question. LMGTFY indeed June 4th 2009 Well it did. " *Galio, *Nunu." Am I on Instagram? Man, this comics is so old.. Where did you got those 10 upvotes? Christmas already? Good grief. When someone wants me to finish their question for them. Ey! *"It's my favorite stripper song."* What the fuck No it won't throw you to the ground. You're talking to a man who spent his childhood summers trying to get the longest skid mark possible out of a bicycle. Locking the rear wheel does not throw you from your bike. Old man I had just finished unloading groceries at a Sam's Club and grabbed two other cards that were in the parking lot. As I was getting into the car I watched someone put theirs right where the others just were. How many plots as an FMF corpsman, I am disappointed in the lack of kit on this marine Guess not. I'm guessing you haven't seen the Infiltrator helmet yet... I'm not sure I see the transformation. You look hot in all of those pictures! We should be face book friends!!! Who did this to you? Damn you, that was the only reason i came here: to post something about that forehead. those wonderful karma points could have been mine Reumrush!!!! Nobody ever remembers that Tyree caught a TD before the end of the first half. That is offensive. My uncle happens to be not Jewish. Why did you point this out? Whys that wtf? This happens at almost edm show I've been to if there's a dude in a wheel chair. This isn't new... that it wasn't okay to lose your virginity at 14 He doesn't look very happy Walmart. Choose your preferred media player WMP or RealPlayer ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I guess that's why I neither watch fox news NOR vote for democrats ಠ_ಠ I can never look at my mom the same way again… I'm sorry for the grammar, honest mistake. But I didn't mean to say that reddit is for ugly people. It was a small compliment, I didn't mean to insult anyone. Don't turn this into a youtube fight Oh God, now I'm imagining what a terrible monster a Lv.999 Snorlax using rest would be like What. The. Actual. FUCK. Upvote out of sheer disgust I'm very disappointed in the fact that I apparently have a script downloaded that allows me to see that emote. Gaaaaaaah this gets all my 's. An innocent mistake is one thing, but being so aggressive about it is just... infamous. ...Batman's real ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Haha, no problem, I got the joke. But 16 times in ONE day? Fuck, man, I maxed out at 5 times a day. Not sure if i should be like " " I sure what you did there 3 more months I was gonna say 14-15, but ya. It took her 2 goddamn minutes to open that can In my opinion, having an iPhone without data is like wanting to eat pizza but you don't want extra toppings. And I love my extra toppings Check his user name. I'm gonna take a stab in the dark and say he's from Charleston. Their paragraphs look like a crowd of people.... Knitter, please. She has an accent that you're obviously not familiar with. That's the shit you do with Victorino-Ellis, not Cruz-AJ. I read it as Urgot from league of legends. Fucking anti Christ "Pappret"? "PAPPRET"!? I'm unsubscribing I volunteer Why? You showed up in my Zite feed one day. I've been "following" you ever since. I feel creepy now Does shuckle really need the speed I. HATE. YOU yeah...and..? I lol'd, but DQ drive thru cashier here. One time someone had asked me if the chicken in our chicken burgers were "live" as in do we cut the chickens live and cook it. Well, we obviously don't so I told the guy "no it's pre breaded and comes in a box shipped to us we just fry it". He then proceeds to ask if he can bring his own chicken next time for us to cook for him. My face:   Da fuq Not cool. I have two of these in my humi. Glad to see the parents upgraded to N64 controller to film little Jimmy's performance If this is new advice to you... Did NOT see that one coming... Yawn! That's not Hal Inception does not mean something within something I'm going to hope that's not elephantitis, and just self-induced. This. I thought your username was "ANAL_ARCHERY" A ten year old and a twelve year old. ಠ_ಠ^ ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ No, where is he? I literally just realized this picture was a Rick Roll. On the contrary. I browse this subreddit all the time and have never seen it. LOOK @ LE WAT MY LE WIFE MADE LE XDXD ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ლ( ლ) yes, when it comes to hoarding nicknacks, those are high on everyone's list. Dad is teaching them what he uses for a good time "Dat Shaman" Played Charr in BWE1 I like to watch myself in a mirror blowing out vapor Actually, you can. In the reply screen, tap the top middle of the screen and tap "in response to". Very useful feature. Also, if you drag the drop-down to the right, there's a button for . Obviously the buyer would have not bought from him if there was a cheaper sale, silly . What is an "ice cream yummy"? Best friend... Agreed I'm 5'1 and he's 6'3 with 240 pounds Both He has thin legs for his structure, his poor knees hate him "ull" >more than likely you're bringing them home with you even if you don't stay there. WHAT IS A COVERLET? (table)ლ( ლ I don't know, but it's definitely . Especially since it's a song called Dead Bodies. anything for you... megustafap.. I meant to type inedible Sriracha! That title... Sounds great--too bad I have a down allergy Thanks op for understanding how to use the nsfw tag properly... Also, . Whatever you do, dont get him a PSVita Ducks are a species not a race I'm using alien blue, auto correct ruins most things, but one thing I got it to do was this: I'm using alien blue, auto correct ruins most things, but one thing I got it to do was this: I did extra work for some movies while in college. They treat you like animals, herding you into small rooms and leaving you there for hours. If you are not part of a union they can keep you there as long as they want (12-14 hours) and not have to pay you extra. Also if you leave before they say you can you will not get paid. I ended up getting upgraded as Kevin Spacey's stand-in once, where you are actually treated like a human, and in my case maybe too humanely . >Oh Jeez you're right it was probably just 2deepforme the default save file is named "38Cum.jpg" Fucking strawberry... Thinks it can run shit. Heh :3 What's your dA? I'd love to watch you. :D ...On anywhere other than dA that sounds really creepy, heh. I have the weirdest boner right now .... I had a dream that my girl was a boy. I kept his name as Mia and dressed him in all the pink because I didn't want to waste. :/. So if you ever meet a boy named Mia, then you'll understand why. Also marital sexual assault...which was not illegal until the 80s, because it was viewed as the woman's duty to service her husband I wish they would release Dawguard for everyone before they start working on the next project... Did I just... Yup. Just fell in love with Ryan Reynolds.. The fuck? Very classy . edit, the fuck? with the downvotes? We encouraging fucking creepy people taking stalker pics of girls? Reddit I am disappointed. I saw this on a furry site once. They were arguing over what gender it was. Rudolf? si, ya nadie va a contratar gente que solo termino la primara. Somewhere in my 3rd world country, there are kids playing this game for years and you are calling it "too complex"? I'm never proud of these little kids but now, I gotta admire their commitment. NSFW. I laughed. I'm disappointed in myself. I give the look of disapproval to myself. that sounds safe ... 3 months for an APO/FPO address isn't that bad lol. I'm APO and I ordered Something from Walmart on October 5th and did t get it till February!!! Lol its because military postal dudes suck balls... They also step all over and kick your shit around. My husband friend works in that unit and told us one time about games they play while bored with packages.... I have found my people! My friends think I'm a weirdo for that "Why is Skyrim so underrated?" "DAE remember World of Warcraft?" How did you edit that comment without it showing.. Two 18-year old boys camping with 15-year old girls the same goes for most of north-west europe. Not sure why OP thinks anywhere outside the USA is good for haggling... *Your* name. Cam girl and stripper... free.... ლ( ) I've been shearing humans for wool this whole time? TIL Anus lips You're just making him feel worse.. Downvote because I got the Blink 182 reference. I seriously don't know where to start on this comment Yeah, typing in a command prompt, that'll cause system crashes To be fair, if I were a Nudie, I'd want something of my own to sit on in public regardless. People are gross, and I don't want my clean ass getting all dirtied up by other peoples' various....leavings No one tried it with you? Or better yet... How'd you find that out Nope, from OC, California here... My mom's go to was the flip flop. I never messed around when she was wearing flip flops I was watching that exact episode when I read this It's not a secret on Craigslist....... I used to eat the mint flavored floss like it was a normal, every day snack. Some of us happen to LIKE Halo and Assassin's Creed. All I can see is: Always look, never smell. Why did they change seats? "I have been drowned" Looks like something dead is in the tank You can from squids though costed ** ** What. . When I think of reasons why I refuse to sing in front of anyone, I remind myself that my mom complained about my singing. She doesn't even know that she's tone deaf Are you making a point by spelling it wrong deliberately the second time around? Tard, chalk on pavement isn't graffiti. ( ) I learned this in primary school when I was refused to eat in cooking class unless I switched the fork to my left hand. I don't have good aim with that hand Wat My penis is confused. what the hell why do they promote with orgy's while any human with 3 braincells knows that they wont get one. who would fall for such a thing seriously Now they fall on the right. Oh god, the editing. My girlfriend reminds me she's a dragon at every shower... One common mistake sites like this make, putting what should be one continuous article on 6 pages You want to kill cancer AND Africa? I started July 16th The ninth grader in me is giggling uncontrollably, while 30 year old me is Especially when guys flip shit over it and are completely unsympathetic. > But not the comment we need. Dat They show that space to make you say "damn token black guy, why dafuq did you not just take one more step back. So close!" In reality, since the machine was going to kill him no matter what, if he did step back and survive that wave, he would probably be killed by another one (and then the door would open after that instead)... You guys can be so literal Sounds like a man who needed the internet when it was not there for him What the fuck Thank god I thought I was insane, I do the crack thing too only with when I step over one. If I step on it it doesn't count. If I don't keep it even I get a weird feeling in my overbalanced leg Um mexicans get beat with flip-flops, i can confirm this i my self am mexican Your comment is in conflict with your name. Tell that to all the weeaboos at my doorstep One of the oldest reposts I've ever seen misusing a meme for no reason... I see what you did there... ...the fact that Blair said what is really upsetting, just...how could she ignorant of the sun I'll have to keep my eye on this one.... not sure if evil genius or creating a solution too world hunger Give all the snaps in practice to one QB already Well, you're rambling now ( ), but you weren't in your second comment. No worries :D Our wife? God damn it Iowa. We were doing so well. This doesn't top yours but my mom told me I was so ugly when I came out that she cried. I found this out after my dad just finished gloating about my lil bro. They try to justify it by "...but look at you now" and I almost cry when I talk about it.... But Look at Me Ur a retard 3 nozzles for movement ,1 for cleaning and attacking . Fastest way to move in SMS is spraying the ground and jumping on it . Oh joy. A picture of a book. Exactly why I joined /r/books *That's* the disturbing part? GUYS NO 4chan, I believe. Over a decade ago watch out for his van! (yeah, I just had to, sorry Israel) Here's an upvote for making me :D in a comment thread entirely chock full of Favors? They actually did get a beer from what I uderstand in a document that I watched recently - I mean come on, you can't use wheel but you can invent fucking beer?! Everytime I read "warlord" I have to chuckle. Is this a real world or fucking World of Warcraft? This is why we can't have nice people on Reddit Send this to r/wtf Yes, they released a gift cards you can use on the play store that is worthless since it can't be used to make app purchases. Just rude. How do you know your grandmother is moist? Yeah he needz a GTX690 ryt guys?!? How do you know my grandma? Don't commit suicide No love for this product of an afternoon of diligent work and avoidance of real work? This beauty was photographed by the CEO's very own smart phone, surely the gentle folk of the internets would appreciate it as much the difference between US news and UK news Does anybody notice the name of the guy that posted this question? Why are you tagged as moldy dongs... So you saved up money to build your new PC, but you didn't save to get games for it ... Does not compute. Like i think most people who play this game need girlfriends, but i think this one *needs* a girlfriend... I understand that this advice will not help you at all on your DIY MFLB project, but in all honesty you should probably just go buy one. From what I understand it's much more difficult than it seems to make one as good and efficient as the actual thing, and it's totally worth the money to just buy it (from what I remember of the people who tried, it ended up being more expensive and it was this terribly made box, but I've also heard of people who have succeeded, so). Also, if there were such instructions available, then MFLB would probably be long out of business (I guess you could try asking whoever's making those cursed DA KUBE knockoffs, they probably found instructions...) What do you mean "you people"? Now I can't fancy a wank anytime I want without thinking that. Thanks Now someone has some explaining to do about these three kids living in my house! "Sorry " I dont know whats more romantic. The fact he takes his dog for dates...... or the fact your still willing to kiss this man 8-10 weeks before you can access Insider . Must wait until first magazine arrives... Collage... ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Clubs are fun but you have to get into that state of "Doesn't give a fuck" to actually have a good time. That or take ecstasy . yeah we get a motorcyclist who shoots off of one of our many gorgeous corners around here ever couple of years, get everyones panties in bunch for months Damn it man... Why bring this up just before dinner time! yes props to Holiday Inn...... for not updating their systems in 15 years How ironic that she lists health as one of her passions *you're* cool. Soon...... I remember Road Rash on the Sega MegaDrive / Genesis ok i get that 99% of reddit hates conservatives, i was talking strictly from a political science perspective...reddit loves ron paul, but hates conservatives? isn't ron paul on the republican ticket now?! that's because libertarian is moderate conservativism. Yay! I always appreciate legit creepy stuff! Thanks for sharing! Spooky Mom is spooky! Why is a green pepper on the front page? *You all know what you did...* I would, if I could time travel Username: ILoveOrianna It's worse when an attractive girl complains about not having sex is a long time. Then replies: it's been 2 weeks. The part of town I live in produces a lot of criminals. Every time I see a crime I have the same feeling After 12 years you guys have honestly never seen any of this I have no words...I also did not notice the flyers logo was a P til a couple of years ago haha Exactly! My reaction was very similar to that. I hate that damn song sooo depressing.. You forgot the most important thing of the splash art: I smell of pomegranates. And "pure seduction" I had to abandon my other throwaway account I hate to be "that guy," but the joke is that Capn_Crotch made the JIF GIF; that's him, naked in his room for no reason. I like plain boyshorts because they're sooo comfortable. It's a little weird when me and my boyfriend have almost matching underwear though When feeling in a sexy mood i'll wear bikinis with lace on them, but never a thong. There's no need to, I barely have an ass so there's no pantylines. But, I'm not sure my boss will let me milk her. When I was dating my boyfriend 5 months into the relationship, and we realized we're still virgins. My body was screaming at me to reproduce and have children already, but I kept telling it to shut up because i'm not ready yet Then last week his family went to a baptism and we said we'd meet them up at the restaurant later instead of going to the church. Well... we got off track and ended up doing it. Oh and we were two hours late. It was kinda...awkward because he went soft after 20 minutes and couldn't finish. 18 is a fair age to lose your v-card though, at least in my opinion. As soon as he mentioned ad revenue, I shut the video off. I don't feel like supporting this dickhead with the few cents he'll get each hit. Get a real job. Dude... Username... Why do you assume it's Asian? Racist. Hey man, we are so going skiing this weekend. Man the trails are going to be awesome. My name is Baked Potato 'cuz I don't eat em raw. >--( )--> it's because irregardless has sadly become popular, which means that _regardless_ of actual etymology, it's in the dictionary. Punchline. Title. escape goats? god the days of healreduction parrrley The strongest device? You fucks confuses me! I'm pretty sure you can only say go on OR , not both. This whole situation has really turned his life upside down face Did I read this right? He fucked a squirrel!? The dominating ISP in my country gives out 615's Would be nice if you would give the name or URL I would say Dead Space 2's hardcore difficulty but I can't as I still don't have it "defo"? This time he found one who looks like him. Can you imagine looking into your eyes as you slide your cock into yourself? Of course grammars the most important thing here... Yeah absolutely. Many, in fact. Probably hundreds all over North America. Getting published in them isn't super likely though unless your story is just stellar, because their slush piles are enormous. It sounds like you're a little inexperienced in this field (unless that post was sarcasm ) so I'll break it down for you. What if OP fucked his mother? Nobody is going to see this thread if people don't upvote it . Am I the only one who sees the " " faces in the Iron Solari Leona splash art? I saw it on Facebook and instantly thought it was porn oh god why, the 00's sucked though! its all just terrorist attacks and shitty pop music! not to metion the creation of the jersey shore. *I hope fuck isn't an instruction in that context.* Oh no, you're right, it's important to teach kids about all the religions in the world. But livefreeordont was saying as if creationism should be the primary teaching. any place that has imgur blocked is no place you should work at Oppression? Wow, you'd think people are telling you to "speak White"... Needless to say I love my Mflb Why? Sexytimes with a bird soomany concerns??why? It is just amazing! i wish someday i have seen it in reality ಠ_ಠ Your username I watched the video and all I could think was how great/fitting the song was. It made me happy and excited for GW2. I'm familiar with the Go! Team but never heard this particular version of the song. Then I come to the thread and see the top rated comment is a diss to the song. I was a bit Night pictures Unfortunately neither does reddit ** ** That boy picking his nose Since they show all the Ducks players at the beginning... I'm positive this game came out after the Ducks won the cup (AKA not 2009) . "I'm pregnant from a rape. Clearly not legitimaaate~ " Haha, rape jokes. Because that's what happens when you don't eat your vegetables I didn't get suspicious till I got to the part about the dog even though I have heard this before, damn you... At first I thought you got so bored you punched your computer screen, until I realized it was a wallpaper. One guy actually bought and reviewed it Thanks for giving my mind a new creature to add to my nightmares. Sex and the city with a side of I love everything about it, but the only thing bugging me is that her lower body is missing . I just feel like it's incomplete I'll be wearing one on the first day of school on September 5th. Pls dun beat me You traded away a Shiny Event Entei for a Shiny Zebstrika? There's a similar problem in my hometown. Someone wrote an editorial about wind power being a horrible thing because--I am not exaggerating this--the founding fathers would be horrified if they knew windmills would be put up *and interfere with their view while they're going four-wheeling*. The strangest thing about this story is that both you and your parents were so eager to have you back in the hotel room before they have sex God damn it, we try to keep that secret. "no u!" " no u!" "NO U!" "lol umad?" but... are you serious? Oh poor poor you... ಠ_ಠ yup I will await.... Nice try, future adversary oh i see.. Thanks bro!.. and i figgured it out.. it was the fact that i cant be logged into my phone and the computer at the same time .. i do feel pretty dumb now.. thanks for the help! "Class of 1999 · Family and Child Development" You have more bats... why did you stop WTF *sure* loves us. Seriously, how many posts on black people do you see? ...You want the girl to be in pain during sex? "The signature reddit face is in the background of Leona’s Iron Solari skin on a monument." Repost "under my umbrella Ella Ella EH EH EH! haha Some retarded kid I know can't spell for shit and tried searching for memes on my computer. He typed "bad brian mems" I didn't think the quality was that bad!! The valid opinions of the author are overshadowed by the 'abysmal' journalism and rape of the English language How old were you exactly? As a New Englander that loves seafood: There's going to be another Daredevil movie? You're having sex with him right? The really love their closed circuit cameras in that country. Reminds me of the picture I saw of a similar plaque on a place where George Orwell once lived.. closed circuit camera peering out right above it Your account isn't even 2 hours old I have an albino bristlenose pleco and they max out at about 4 inches, like mine did. Other bristlenoses max out at about 6 inches, so as long as you have a 30 gallon ... you're typically fine. Most of the time they are great algae on glass eaters, which is why I got mine. However, he decided that he was going to be a decoration cleaner. Some guy on a server I was just on was named POOTIS and kept saying POOTIS..... SHUT UP AND TAKE MY UPVOTE. Are you telling me that Barney Stinson isn't a super hero? Nice try, Julian Assange Because it makes a difference in game I have absolutely no idea, but this IS the guy that yells "BONER BONER BONER" into the mic whenever the firefights get intense Please don't...wink wink... Show me any cool toys I don't have, but REALLY need. Someone with a Romney/Ryan shirt got on the video board just now. ಠ_ಠ ? Four knife party tracks in a row... First transition wasn't even mixed... Doubling up on popular tracks... I would have not minded accept the fact this is gay rape ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ! Oh dear...that's a flip-n-fuck I hope everyone noticed the side by side, kakashi/tobi eye shot. You know, the eyes are finally back together again after obito escaped the crushing rock into his pocket dimension. Back when Maya Rudolph was hot Sigh... Up vote. Not wanting to commit suicide everyday, oh and im almost done smoking so yea.... don't judge trypophobia... ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ 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Well then post it here! I COMMAND YOU! only if you count handing out signed memorabilia to sexual conquests as "one of the good guys". Jeter seems like an alright dude overall, but that right there made me for a good 10 minutes. As someone who loves Ketchup...ლ( ლ) Why don't you like it? I was teasing my uncle saying he'd never had sex, he then proceeded to tell me he had two "fuck certificates" sitting in the other room. trying to get free stuff off of your fellow gaybro's clicks.... You need help feeling better? you dumped him.... You should feel great. uh *thanks* Yeah what the hell... I can't watch it either People wearing crocs ..."Well-rounded character" I have to ask, HOW do you focus?! Spiders... You fucking idiot. Never use your administrative access or overall knowledge of computer systems to actually look or care about the contents of that information store. Behavior like this reflects poorly on our entire profession. You should have informed the affected user of the problem then insisted on securing it before others came across it. You kids with your technology. All I can do is horde Facebook pictures of old girlfriends. source now! ##I WILL IF I GET #3 My body is all sorts of retarded! I've seen about 50 doctors in the last 12 years and they all fight about what's going on and diss each other's specialty. Not quite as bad as the crimson tide period jokes... In front of children! ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Your dad doesn't even care. So ur parents dance around at night with drills, chainsaws, and vacuums, while watching the discovery channel, interesting HALF DEAD? "half dead" Who you callin a whoosh Safety guy here. We know . " " I took an Oprah to the knee. I have no idea. I dont even remember watching the vid Modesto born and raised. Never in my life have I heard someone legitimately talk like that. A video of this chick doin herself with a pool stick went around my high school... I wasn't even there that day but every other Facebook status involved pool... And I had to ask... Seriously? A repost of the worst kind! I hope you're ashamed I did that when I was 8 and almost drowned myself If that'a a euphemism for *sex* then I think I like flipping tables... not in that way (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ ( ) I also like how I'm getting anonymous downvotes for stating a fact and providing sources. Wait, no I don't. I thought we had forgotten about this I was speaking to a French woman who couldn't believe how few radio channels we had, and how *awful* they were. She didn't understand our need for a Classic channel either... neither do I, Julianne You put the punchline as the title . Well, it's better than being a man-baby. You know the ones who are like 30 years old and they dress like a baby, walk like a baby, act like a baby. They buy all baby toys, too. or a 6-team league What the hell did I just watch These level 1 airport events are annoying That's what I'm wondering... What makes this guy so damn special, that he's the only one on reddit with an "awkward" time zone? There were more redditors at the bar, but most were... lurkers ** ** I regret nothing! Tonsil stones ¿Y si a la próxima invitas a r/Monterrey? >shore duty DAFUQ lolz.. NO! My annoying friend and her even more annoying friends got us all kicked out from the movie theatre because they were shaking the claw machines to get a toy and were acting super obnoxious. I had to wait with her because she was my ride home >It could happen to other countries in similar conditions. Yes, i'm looking at you, America . You post this a few hrs after it was posted That's only for already-started downloads And now my girlfriend will never be getting fingered again... Holy shit, just imagine finding a spider in your girls vagina... And even getting bit by it! So a wind-vane is having an affair with an alot? /r/funny is slowly becoming 9gag ** ** It's comments like these that make me not want to read Reddit at work. All is quiet around me in these cute little cubicles, then all of a sudden a young guy starts maniacally cracking up without reason. Then eerryone goes ''Captain teemo was getting up in his duty, I understand fully.'' UP in his DUTY? Not THAT Journey Come on guys, he has -7 comment karma, you will make him join powder gangers Ya, none of that twist ending directed by shamasomethingsomethingmoviedirector shit. Give me that warm feeling "Hey, we aren't sexist! We just don't want women playing video games." "a ammo box" 12 year old? Because race really had to be brought up Not sure what to say to that my friend. I guess whatever floats your boat. Really Never has been more appropriate Reddit, where every cloud has a shit lining. Oh boy! This is as good as the Strategy Guide! ( ) Does this mean a white couple could have a black baby and an Asian baby at the same time? Imagine the husbands face witnessing that. Jerry Springer material right there. You're the reason school shootings happen That's fine, I didn't want to make the playoffs anyway. Some women get satisfaction knowing Edward Cullen is staring at their lady parts all day... >5) Every word that starts with "Al" is Arabic. I like the part where "Hail West" is played and not Country Roads why should a diagnosis change about how you feel about yourself and your life, continue to live the way you used to. stop feeling sorry for yourself. (i know this may be mean but harsh motivation works for me) 93 app store updates Is it white? The fact that you notice this disturbs me As a German and right after that happened someone told me it was bulls**t that we don't take coins for our add-value machine Ditto, although I do it without a blowup doll Hey it's you from the future! You hate QuickBooks with a fiery passion and demand extra pay when dealing with it . of course not legally , its the socially acceptable, and only jail in your backwards 3rd world country, 16 is pretty standard Not funny at all What if you are made into a tool? They also showed NFL hoodies - except the only one they had was for The Vikings Well, I guess collapsing your suspension IS one way to get that "lowered" look on the cheap. Lool nice I was like until I looked at your name Buns of Adamantium ** ** Acer > It could happen to other countries in similar conditions. Yes, i'm looking at you, America . Pages and PAGES of pets. Yeah you are right, PS3 and xbox have much tougher restrictions - they can not approve your game just because they don't like your button configuration The only "generation" that you have 3 versions is the Ruby/Sapphire/Emerald one...but just because there are two Emeralds Fiji water? Rape detector?... 1/10. Wouldn't again Disallow reddit when done something wrong? Oh god i couldnt survive that 1,400 for the cheap package that can hold ten tampons. Why the fuck didn't I think of this I would be rich right now "it's ok everyone was doing it back then..." do shut up It wasn't sent to me, but my friend's boyfriend and his best friend send each other pictures of their poop. It's like some on going *competition* between them or something.. No. Just.. no... It's all negative space. Great now 9gag is in my history Well, this lineup definitely makes sense. It's not like Zito ever needs any run support or anything... Not if you have Meat boy Major douche. It could be argued that "The Edge" ლ( ლ) is not a guitarist either. I can honestly say I can't find a bad thing to say about my xl so far. Yes, SOME pixelation on the upper screen but I'm updating from a dsi and the screen wil only displease the pickiest of consumers. I'm serious. Also I just beat SM3DL for the first time. Fucking weegee. Pretty much like . How do you know? Right there with ya Done. And since I have you here, what does this face mean when it is in someones flair on this subreddit? They keep using the G3 logo. We on G4 now, niggas. careful with him, he is trying to create the t-virus..... TIL that gays are dirty dirty birds, and that a stat from twenty years ago is still valid today . As a hetro male this is the shit that's make we want to punch someone, but then I would drop to their level. I definitely Desmond Dekker does not approve of this video's claim to be covering a "reggae" song. dude there's a "NSFW" button for a reason This does not meme what you think it memes. ( ) ლ( ლ) You picked them up because you want them in all leather? It reminds me of George Carlin and his bits about loving huge disasters, and the unspoken amount of entertainment value we get from them . This is a different kind of disaster, but none the less. (Suddenly wonders if this whole Akin thing was set up to entertain and distract us or some other means of *something*...fuck.....*conspiracy *) Man, Ladson is so far from everything, move to West Ashley, my three bedroom house with fenced in yard, shop and carport was $700 a month. I would move back to Charleston in a heartbeat, but I would never move to Ladson. never. I have one. Girl has 2 rings, most recent guy must really want to get married, engaged, they break up, he's engaged again to another girl 2 months later. Wedding tomorrow night! He's moving to NJ from NY. He's so fucked Sheeeeeeeeeeeet, I do ALL of these. And that requires you to downvote my last post ? IE.... Its kinda sad for me actually Politics aside, it's a legit misused meme and also, one of my personal favorites being badly treated. ( ) you deserve a slow clap Is that going to be the new look of disapproval? No thank you. Nice try make-a-wish foundation I just watched that while unintentionally starting up Skyrim. That graphic and intro audio was slightly epic Just unfollowed 12 ghost followers from this thread Omg this is what the guy from the Matrix was doing all day! Don't have one anymore but when I did it was "New Folder" buried about 6 nested folders deep in old document backups. Wh-....what?! Yeah, he has literally rejected women throwing themselves on him to give them jesus speeches. And won a singing contest in a BAR with jesus music. It's saddening. Thats what I thought to. I'm not gay I just have a...disturbed...sick mind Only in America I just picked up a CIB Contra in almost mint condition for $35 shipped. Is is ludicrous. I'll say! You guys could of just married me! Do you know what Chinese handcuffs are? Id like to be one for you two. I hope he is wearing a cup... I now have a mental image for " " So do I but it doesn't turn out too well... It looks like Dark Souls It looks like Dark Souls for the record, i don't like op's unsupported assertion Atheistic? ATHEISTic? Who gives at shit what champions he plays, what does that have to do with anything? What, next you're gonna flame people for playing Teemo?? He plays what's strong in solo queue and what he enjoys. Yeah, that's completely unreasonable. Because nobody ever does that Aw shit!! I hate coke. Well my buddy, who so happens to be an expert in vintage Spanish swordcraft, says that at auction these could go for upwards of 10k a piece. Now I don't get that kind of clientele in my shop so I'll give you 300 for the pair. That's not a question. ^ ** ** hahahaha yea too much sugar, but its too awesome to resist You're inhuman. Can't you get mad just a little bit at his nonsense? Just even a little bit? A cross word even? Say that he's wrong? Maybe even a ? Seriously, stop being so nice. It's creeping me out. Time? you have a phone in your hand. Well, my screen just esploded from too much dawwwww! thanks My stepdad says he's wasn't going to vote for Ron Paul because nobody is going to vote for Ron Paul.... VanGorder? Seriously? . pls me I concur! Aroused? This kind of pisses me off. As important and iconic as they are, they don't get a statue commemorating them or something? Just two sad looking gravestones? ...wut. This is why I never want to go to prison! As a child, my Hungarian Mother would feed me these little balls of meat, with a pinch of salt on them. I loved them, so delicious! As I grew older, I found out that she was actually feeding me cooked chicken gizzards and hearts. WTF MOM? ლ( ლ) But Windows 7... It doesnt kill to look back and check your spelling Not just yahoo, but Fox, CNN, Huffington post and shamefully tosh.0 presented by the founder of scientology ** ** Ambition means never really being satisfied. Stardom and success require a ton of ambition (amongst other things). You're let down that by a guy who is quite successful in one area of entertainment and sees himself moving beyond that? Wooooo stuffಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ wait wait wait.. what? You win Oh god rolling it bands and lats hurt That friend of yours is strikingly similar to Adam Sandler Your mom is a Canada... I like your search history Redditor por 23 minutos? I'm not sure what's more painful: what the patient must have gone through, or what I've gone through parsing all the grammar errors. the fact they use dead cat and dogs to feed cats and dogs soylent green On the most recent *America's Got Talent* (an ironic title if I ever saw one), which is promoted as prime-time family television, one of the acts was literally a group of (supposedly) grown men, **running into things with their balls**, jumping crotch-first onto metal bars, etc. The coup de grace was Howard Stern (who else?) firing a ball out of a canon at the contestant's nutsack. You're both on reddit, how fucking hard can it be? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Came early At first I was like , but then I saw your name, and was like =D Well I wouldn't say that a woman has to cry or be vulnerable to be believable... Perhaps they are busy DIY'ing? Is it about seat belts? " " to both of you... Damage hacks? Maybe better connection. From the video blog post: "We could take some fat White kid raised by a single Mom on Twinkies and video games and stick him underneath the machine... He would keep his mouth open, and some of the meat would fall in. Then he would eat it. We would keep him under there, and he would get fatter and fatter. After about 10 years of that, he would be so fat that he could become the King of Germany." I hardly ever start a conversation in the locker room, but once in recent memory, a very good looking guy who was working out near me happened to be at his locker right next to mine when I returned to shower. He started talking to me, wearing only his briefs. Eventually he introduced himself by name and shook my hand. He was wearing nothing at that point. Good thing I was still clothed. This has never happened again. "especially if it is a pet." I think it would be worse if it was a small human child if you ask me but whatever. Some people are crazy. wow, had to check your Elite page to see if you were telling the truth and you weren't kidding. 23,000 kills with the Type 95 . I accidentally killed one of them during that funeral. Everyone immediately walked over to the body, acted all surprised, and left. The funeral had just started. REALLY NOW he's gone too far "Family butchers"? Está ingles. Oh God I wasted so much time on Addicting Games What's the problem here? I was writing 20 page research papers in high school. It wasn't harsh, it was what was expected of us. What happens when you get soap in your eyes? Do you refuse to close them? My mother-in-law raided my wife's bedroom shortly before the wedding. Among the items she myseriously misplaced were some of my wife's favourite CDs, university papers, photo albums, etc ... oh, and the certificate of authenticity for the engagement ring Nice try "Mercado Soriana" marketing team I wonder how text-to-speech pronounces I WANT....I Need. ( ) Dear god, conspiracy and intrigue within the diaper world Is the joke that this link actually leads to a porn site? Because I opened it twice, and got the comic only once "because of all the bitches I bang on the rag for free" Hey man. Invader Zim was a fantastic show. Very underrated. Alice in Wonderland is a classic too. Yeah Hot Topic sucks but... "My parents were African, born in Jamaica" As proven by the kid that. Just. Got his final appeal denied and is forced to pay 22 grand per song in damages. Ah yes, Ireland. That bastion of religious tolerance. I've had an investment portfolio valued at more than $399 since before 2001. What financial advisor am I paying who didn't invest in apple? ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ >What was the point of saying that? no you didn't Now I'm paranoid about whether I know you, because my mother says the same thing ( ) so you prefer a company that doesn't give 2 shits about your privacy? allowing holes to go unrepaired for almost a decade while 3rd party malware infects your system to propagate itself, steals your passwords and financial information? yeah microsoft is pretty awesome "He always has a smile on his face" This doesn't come with the system for the 3DS XL?? Ha that happens to me a lot as well actually, one time I bent over to put my shoes on and someone stroked my ass I love the over the top gameplay (crazy cars, outfits, etc.), but I thought the overall story of SR2 was more serious and engrossing. SR3 was a little too rediculous. Like how the cops are shooting at you and asking for your autograph at the same time... Submitted as an image for karma. > Being good has nothing to do with options. Good grief... those iMovie transitions. And those short-shorts! Did they get ripped and covered in bird shit accidentally? Or was that how he purchased them? ಠ_ಠ jajajaja pero yo vivo cerca de Patria. (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ I do the same, boss says whatever I make from it is my "bonus." It's a jersey thing. ლ( ლ) whatever, forgive and forget. drug dealers 30 Tauros do not count for 30 individual Pokémon lol, I would give my life for a T I have YET to find anyone else that even knows about reddit's existence SUCCESS! One down millions to go . Yep this definitely isn't photo shopped, Facebook always uses comic sans font. Make them chop onions? *Oh, now I see it*... Tyson Chandler I'm also a load master... If ya catch my drift.. 659.99$ Well, if their intention is to have sex with someone, and then never talk to them again (and its not a one night stand where both parties understand this / NSA situation) then i wouldnt be friends with those people either ' 13. THE ORIGINAL ARGUEMENT IS INVALID! ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ It took me reading this comment before going back and realizing it says MARTIAL and not MARITAL. If you listen carefully, you can here the ' 's...up vote'. it is Take a guess. I have a female friend who does this, albeit not to me (because I have sex with her and therefore I dunno) - we'll go around town, and she'll get free stuff at seriously every store - she takes advantage of dudes so hard, she says to me "you're a dude, so hold on to your alcohol, but I'm a pretty girl so I can get it whenever I want." And I'm all like but then I'm like "whatevs" and I feel bad for all the dudes she takes advantage of... in fact, thinking about it, I may be friends with a total bitch, but I don't mind. ...to be a virgin at 14? Scumbag yellow arrow, blocks the view I work for Reddit and make $0. So I guess that's technically slavery Dd you try google? Looks like she caught you staring It's a dog eat dog world... not doggy dog. I'm too scared to click the link, can someone explain it? Since you are listening to jimmy eat world and such, we should start a game. We say the first 2 or 3 lines of the song playing and try to guess the song. Of course we'd have to trust no one uses google . Oooh I get it now... I'm sorry but still... No *@Instgram* Oh damn. Touche. I had forgotten about that........ Thanks for reminding me Porn... You aren't going to be a perfect person every moment of your life? Damn, guys, you're making me upvote Poop_is_food… What the hell is all this? This is getting old, fast what > Most Difficult Shooter. EVAR. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ Maybe the sequel will be better... What's wrong? She's allergic to dogs. Just....Wow! This subreddit is for real stories What with the white stuff on his suit.............seems rather.......??? ???........ohhhhhhhh homosexuality does not deserve a " " but the fact that you thought it fit, does. "Subaru" ..... that's for Saturns 800$ pour un 5 1/2, rénové full clean électricité/chauffage non inclus I must know where this is from. I pity them, but they cause way too much harm to get a free pass. I can appreciate that they are in pain, but it doesn't give them the right to hurt so many others. I guess I can feel sorry for them, but I still wouldn't sleep with them Aww, poor poor criminals. Is it ok, kepaa? Is it? Made sticky Thank you. [*I SEE WUT U DONe THAR* ** **](//#Carlton) [*ಠ_ಠ* **ಠ_ಠ** ` `](//#inception) [*ಠ_ಠ* **ಠ_ಠ** ~~ಠ_ಠ~~](//#harry)[*ಠ_ಠ* ** **](//#dolanzoom) [~~ ~~](/fumanchu) [~~ ~~](/lol) [~~ ~~](/yey) I have an image of a man brutally fisting a woman while screaming falcon punch I don't want R rated starwars either, I just want battlefront 3, republic commando 2,3,4,5,6,7,8.... the live action TV show, and Knights of the Old Republic 3. Also I'm a guy just I *really* hope there isn't a male version of this meme. I was on it today because I wanted to see if there was any lulzy/shitty pickup advice that I could laugh at. That thread, though... ew. Keep praying... i actually don't use RES I love not being able to edit the title ლ( ლ) You bought him a Wii? So fucking glad someone agrees. Wtf The 3rd woman in the picture is actually holding a dildo Another instance of my username Give everyone a free Master Yi, that would hopefully bring some attention to how expensive he is. ious. Suspicious quotation marks CLEARLY THE WAY TO EDUCATE HER IS TO SEPARATE HER FROM ANY FACILITY OF ETHICAL EDUCATION. So you have 20 chars on the same server or am I missing something? Nicer than my house. who fed the annie Try over 25 in my area Is it really so wrong to want to talk on your own post? I just want to say what I think when I think it. I can say with 100% honesty that I don't care about "comment karma". Stop posting personal info in the comments There is no large enough for this. In the future, let a car audio shop handle your car audio needs. You can probably find a working head unit from a junkyard though, and you've clearly got the chops to pop out the old one and put in a new one. Just no more DIY modifications? ok? You can't just solder a headphone jack onto the output of a head unit and have an aux input. It's funny how ~~EA~~ DICE said they wouldn't charge for map packs, but since they add 4 weps... But EA's logic: OHHH no it has weapons now, so it's a DLC... This was on the god damn front page today. All this time you've been tobi and you didn't tell me!? I'm heartbroken! This was not even a joke I know right? My wife was looking at having a company come help us unload some things and I said . To reddit! I love this place! do you guys know what the "tran" in Elly Tran stands for? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Me when I saw that other cat waiting in the shadows: No you huts photoshopped it in. Peru (South America) even in servers from Brazil or Chile are 170. Some of the servers in the US tend to get to 150 if no one in Peru is using internet Is this with a placed bet on a game? I've never done sportsbook betting and I hate to be the guy that asks the the guy at the counter to explain how it works to me. Amusingly I lived in Vegas for many years but was never into college football until going to usc Anything but killing ladies, amiright? Lightning strikes I was talking to my mom about the Burka Ban in France and she said "Good. I hate Muslims!" Then when I asked why she hated Muslims, she brought up 9/11. How does " " have anything to do with Reddit...? Yes, because " " is *totally* native to Reddit. Damn it, if only Volvo patented and prevent others from using the seatbelt I needs me a job as well I use it in my classroom to hold dry erase markers. Nobody draws on my board. I've started to realize how glitchy the app is. I would message someone, not get a reply back until 2 days later. And the reply is timestamped a minute after my message. Also there would be occasions when someone is online and signs off, and Grindr tells me that they were never online in the first place. That's what they said in 1985 Fucking , dude Fuck you! Some of us live in this shithole! Why don't they stay in England. We don't give a piss if you are atheist or theist Exactly! it's not like patches in BF3 my best example is the M26 mass+HB+underslung, after the 4 months they patched it and hey now they fucked the AUG+smoke+HB+underslung. Yeah, I don't think the song is about Kanye at all. I get that it's a story about a character. I just don't feel much sympathy for the character since it seems like his problems are related to his actions. The character reminds me of the reddit "friend zoned" neckbeards who bitch about assholes getting all the girls. Unfortunately, that gives me a face every time I hear the song. Yeah, this is *totally* what those guys who wrote Leviticus were thinking. Well said, the ideal girls are not as common as I wish being in Miami you either get that party girl, stuck up snobs or what appears to be an attractive women but is really a man all of these= Yesterday i saw that and i wanted to post it but i forgot ... Give me MY karma In summer? I came here to say this as well no I made a special trip to get a fucking McDonalds toy. in OP's defense, i've only ever seen " " on reddit... i guess i need to get out more. And, pardon me, why did you know about fingering at the age of 12 "intence" Ha I can't remember the last time I called a manager. They get the disapproval face until they feel so awkward and uncomfortable they would just agree with me. "That shirts ten dollars take it or leave it ... I dont have all day" the flatlands Took me longer than it should to realise that you're Malaysian. Why cant we have a law saying "no having sex with children or animals and no making porn of it"? (By the way having sex with animals is perfectly legal in several states. Therefore... not obscene... ) No matter how many times I watch that video, I can't believe he actually said that. Looks more like to me She fucking pissed in the drawer Lol no absolutely not, that's way too high!! I think now that the novelty has worn off I've calmed down a lot People like you only make us look terrible. stop it. This is just a damn charity drive. Insulting the bronies like this is *not* how we should be restoring our honor. It was Outlook that was steadily draining space on my HTC PPC-6700, so I moved my mailbox to my SD card. Was fine until I had to reboot. Plus one for heading off the crazy. > How does " " have anything to do with Reddit...? Oh god, why did I listen to you guys? One does not simply leave a 5 year old child alone at home I have a dog named Chloe. My husband started calling her Chloe-blowey, which quickly turned into Colon-Blow... If I knew her in real life I would hate her. But she really adds so much to the show because her attitude is the joke. And it is hilarious. Also I know people like that. She was quite good looking. I went to one party with her, texted a bunch, then I asked her out on a date date, and she said she was "seeing someone" HAAA! No you silly! The Swiss Alps are in Africa. Didn't you have Geography class in high school? **Curt** Kobain? The worst part is that he's fucking retarded. What did you just do to me... reddiquette Who is stupid enough to buy pre-sale PAX sona for 75$? But not impossible... oh god EDI I observed something very similar from a timing perspective, and speed of eventual divorce perspective. I was at a party, two people had been dating a couple weeks or so, and were drunk out of their minds. She's on an overstuffed beanbag and he waddles up and kneels down, and proposes to her in front of the whole party (most of whom were drunk but even THEY thought it was a bad idea). He didn't have a ring so he lifts up his shirt, pulls out his nipple piercing ring, and puts THAT on her finger. Try taking a picture of me where I'm acting normal, I challenge you. IRL You let a 3 year old watch ATHF? How long before the theorists come by? I thought I had a strong stomach, then I watched a bit of this video..... Noped right the fuck out of there. Didn't read comments to see that this is a repost because I was too excited about having an answer. > Very relevant if Bethesda decides to skip to a new era (again ). Find it suspicious that this was posted then Neil Armstrong died... My, what a classy username you have How an account is 2 days old and has over 20,000 comment karma Can't tell if joking... Or simply retarded... Because we know what planet it is from Judging by your typing skills you'd be the first to go. What is that thing? Don't you have something else to do? Dude! Don't oust him like that! Dafuq? I refuse to believe a person can be THAT stupid areyoufuckingretarded Sonofabitch.... I didn't want to click on that link, I had to. Haven't had the experience yet. Would have been nice had they decided to try something else. I had torn a ligament in my chest * * "coming soon" why would you even.... ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ We are not French. Also, I'm pretty sure that his date was his sister. 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I had a Ford Maverick that wouldn't start without belts buckled. Driving test was awful when I had to tell the six foot cop to buckle up. Learn to write, that made no sense. Imagine the F2004 with slicks... I always find the weapons change and get tweaked (for better or worst) each version and sometimes in updates. Either way, should be a fun game. The fact that she is still starting med following this scandal is quite despicable. Yes, they did. And I resent being called old. All is forgiven I even upvoted your comment :) For janos try eBay. I live really near the employee store and headquartera too lol, my friend went to the employee store this morning. Instead of taking me he took his little sister Except when you don't get all the jizz out.. that shit hurts like a bitch. This was on /v/ way before here >When told this she got all smiley and happy that she would have the food she ordered and ***did not apologize*** for somehow confusing two stores 10 miles away from each other. dude, not my intention. My intention was for people to see the massive similarity between and this picture, But obviously it is lost on you redditors. I have actually encountered servers where they ban KITS! Why the fuck would you ban a kit?! Back up......the butter is already in the bag?! ** ** An hour... Yeah, this is the first irrelevant post that has ever made it to the front page of this subreddit . So I just showed this to an NRF (non-redditor friend). She laughed and then looked embarrassed. This NRF and I were playing scategories a long time ago and she had to write the name of an athlete that started with N. I shit you not, my NRF said Neil Armstrong. I had forgotten all about that... Holy fucking Jesus ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ This should be at the top instead of that stupid face.. You have to remove the tweak before you restore. Otherwise, your stuck with it forEVER Ah, Strange Brew... decent pub. More of a fan of Milly's (food rocks there + jazz night). And I'm actually living in Calgary, now. Moved here after school for work. I'm flying to LA next week though! You make me feel all excited to experience LAX . Cat vomit. I was young and thought it was a melted cookie........I was greatly mistaken Wow, that warning definitely lowered my expectations. Pork? So bacon? Funny story about that "All My Files" folder on the left... Those black gloves Ctrl-f + Those summoner spells on talon and shen That worked better than expected Or hope it is Go ahead. When I thought about the abstinence only platform combined with this kind of thinking, which is much more widespread among conservative politicians than just Akin, I'm just Nothing good ever happens when I hover over spoiler tags, yet I do it anyways I hate you. I haven't slept for about 41 hours, and now won't be sleeping this night either I just witnessed a guy cut off his own nipples and pour battery acid into the wounds, and it's on the same subreddit as *this*? Load If a headline or topic asks a question, it can always reliably answered, "No." If it was a true or proven thing, the headline or topic would simple be a simple declarative statement, not an open ended question. Yeah... Sure... "found" we totally believe you OP. The U.S needs it's own article? There are Cartos for dry herb, bubble hash, and high percentage oils. Not sure if foreign currency. . . Or Chuck E Cheese token That doesn't mean he wants to crash the server. Almost all games nowadays that aren't console ports support DX11 Why did that make me download the gif? That rape scene in the shower is pretty brutal too, and seeing the blood go down the drain That was so hot. But goddamn I can't tell what's the most awkward part about it. Her narration or the guy fapping in the background. I'm missing lots of cards on this port over this has been my worst "new and improved" version update ever. It's not a good update, it's not really bad, but it's not even okay. Yugio I'm only level 18. Greatly anticipating this review as well. "XD" NO Yeah, it's the Palestinians' fault the IDF beats kids You're under the assumption that a 10 year old girl is sexually active. We don't speak of the epilogue. It was wrong. It was never meant to be. What the flying fuck is a herocux? Sounds like a disease That doesn't make any since. The world is inside the universe. The universe is everything. The world is earth, but I see your confusion. Back in the good old days, people thought the world was the only thing in the universe. They thought the world was the universe. But we have science now. You should know. In upstate NY it costs me 10.50 for a basic movie and the fancy 3D shit is around 15. But hey the candy and snacks are all real cheap >Almost all games nowadays that aren't console ports support DX11 omg fuck. I wasn't scared of anything in this thread till I read your story. I'm wearing a winter hat everytime I go outside Don't "What? >.>" you know damn good and well "what" Neil YOUNG is a singer... you know means you disapprove How trusting you are of your husband... Chinas an amazing country I was there for the 2008 world expo although im sure, at the rate things are going, its changed a great deal already. I see why you miss the food those little dumplings really moreish and Chinatowns just not the same. How do you know that's exactly what a spy would say unless your a spy... Good god, I'm not playing that game here Because the first face is like saying "wtf, i disapprove", which is the normal/humane reaction. This is definitely not a repost As much as I like that about this game, people were trying to steal apples from me in some low level Human event . Jute y u such a hot commodity loving it otherwise though Banning copyrighted stuff? Sony and the Xunlai storage agency are going to get me permabanned if they ever find out I'm using My First Xunlai as a bank alt Why ? Maybe they're making a point that the Jewish God and Allah (and the Christian God) are supposed to be the same guy? Russia got to space first Reddit and their penis jokes... so... you liked him before he got popular I'm currently 300+ miles from Baltimore, and Orioles games are blacked out. I did more research into it and realized how stupid I was to believe his claim in the first place. And I am a biochemistry major... . Thanks for pointing that out. This is a total hoax. I doubt they even understand bacterial transfections, let alone DNA recombination in eukaryotes. Dear lord, I didn't even know sober people like those in the posts existed. XCompose is just a mapping for compose keys. The system one is in /usr/share/X11/locale/$LANG/Compose, which means you can have keyboard layout specific ones I think, and the user space file is in ~/.XCompose. I like the user specific one because it makes it so easy to put in whatever I want in a way that I can easily remember like aliases in my bashrc. For example, "Caps+l+o+d" gives me " ". Lots of math symbols too like ≠≈±°∞∑ and other stuff that makes it easy to write out something fancy. Everyone else in the class: I rather liked the old "hilaribad" movie . Still, I'll see this. you can't watch on your phone = Mlg sucks there is a java update available, please visit www.identitytheft.ru/rape.php to continue... And if you use the phrase "would of", you're going to have an EXCEPTIONALLY bad time. How do you know if that's not yours? It is not that I like Obama, it is just that the Rebublican candidates are so ... . Romney isn't just in the 1% back pocket, He is one of them. How do you think that will work out. When I first checked Gary Johnson, his web site proudly proclaimed, "Privatized over 50% of New Mexico's prisons". Your username and comment confuse me. That was a dangerous click Seriously? No, of course they make 700k a year. Duh. Oh god I didn't know that existed. How have I called myself a Rufus fan until now? Username I warned them about the drifting neutrinos, but they told me to shut up. DAFUQ IS THIS SHIT!? Some people gain weight which concentrates first and foremost in their abdomen. Skinny arms, defined face, etc. Not the typical look that people think of as 'fat' or 'chubby'. When I gain weight this is what happens -- my belly sticks out very noticeable before I gain pretty much *anywhere* else. I've always thought that if I were female I'd get those 'pregnant' comments. This was actually confirmed one time when someone told me; *"if you were a woman, you'd look pregnant"*. How is this wtf? Not sure. I'm probably wrong, that's what I get for trusting people on the Internet With the more expensive one, the brakes look different on each color. Should that concern me? Also, how easily can the frame be painted? who ever said it was his last strip She was at a park when she found this Barbie head stuck in between this fork in the tree. You can just make out the faint "Loser" on it's head. I always hear people call every type of fighting karate. I'm going to go out on a limb here and say the point is that it's illegal. It didn't stop being illegal once a new president was elected. Or are you arguing that it's not a crime if someone else does it too? first pic FTW but maybe its because you are holding a beer What are you doing to that poor pug?! Just to clarify, what do you mean by "wrong image ?" Raymond Bachand ... I couldn't tell ya, Benny. I just make what pops up on the screen with this face plastered on most of the night. You're full on paranoid parrot, not cynical No you took this off of /r/london or united kingdom. Because I posted it? Look at the title. I don't know these people. They don't come here. For the most part, none of these posts are in any way linked back to the OP. I think we've had a grand total of 6 people, in the 3 years I've been following this subreddit, actually voluntarily post pictures of themselves. Perhaps it may be due to the welcome they receive. Is this urgent because you've already done it? So after I was with this guy, he tells me he has herpes and I should get checked. I go to the doctor, tell him my story, get checked. He comes in the room and says "Well, you have herpes." Then a long pause while my head rushes with fuck. He continues "It's type one, oral. No real need to worry. Just don't have contact if you get a cold sore" Fuck that doctor. That is it! I'm quitting minecraft. Why would someone do that? The snail Of course. What dog owner doesn't? ..... My facial expression when I heard those noises: Not sure if or "might as well, those fuckers are out there. Better get 'em ready" I too, read the Cracked article. Your username oh god, is that what lulu is referring to You described my ex-girlfriend Why the eff does your (or any) church have a dress code? I first noticed this at the end of a team death match round. I was probably in about 4th points-wise but my KD was way higher than 1st, 2nd, and 3rd so I was surprised that I got MVP. For a while I was hoping that they improved the MVP determination but then I figured out that it was because I had premium. Smelly_dildo Because it's closed on weekends . It didn't lay eggs... that you know of. ** ** Also, is this not a pretty common joke among atheists when making fun of religious fundys and the silly arguments they have? Its like hes making a joke about what we already joke about people like that joking about because their stupid. I checked her posts. No /r/gonewild ones He tried to close Gitmo ... TIL About period sneezes Hmmm. Thats it. I'm just gonna give Apostate a every time i see his comment. Frank's Adventure. Adding that face to something doesn't make it funny. It'll be child free at that point I assume? Or will you be celebrating your birthday, alone, in the pit, surrounded by children.... . I just reloaded and found it, sorry I didn't mean to offend you... "WW has a gap closer" you mean that ability with a 60 second cooldown? What if they flash after you use it. Whers your gap closer now! I was laughing until I saw the cartoon's hands. The thumbs are all wrong I'm sorry if I'm offended when people are completely ignorant. Come on! Modmyi takes up half the screen. Nostalgic, that's what. So I know this'll get buried but it happened like five minutes ago so I have to post it. My girlfriend came into the room while I was reading this, sat down next to me, and whispered "Sometimes, I have a hurricane in my vagina." I didn't know what that meant, but I was getting ready for something nice. Then, she says, "The doctors call it a queef, but I know it's a hurricane." I've been lurking since you founded it HOW?!? dear santa.. don't send me this shit Um... the labia minora? I believe I just saw this exact comic you speak of WELL THERE YOU GO ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ლ(ಠ_ಠლ) ^ლ(ಠ_ಠლ) ^^ლ(ಠ_ಠლ) ^^^ლ( ლ) Why is my name on her shirt I bury a in my syllabus. I actually looked at her submitted posts. She posted a meme to r/funny The week this game came out, NFS: V-Rally was on sale at Target for $19.99, I think. My mom and I were at the store and I asked my mom if she could buy me NFS: Hot Pursuit. She went up to the clerk and asked him to get the game from the cabinet. The clerk rang up the game and it was $49.99 (whatever the standard price of games was). My mom was like, "it's $19.99 in the sale ad..." The clerk said something along the lines of, "No, ma'am. That's Need For Speed: V-Rally." My mom responded with, "that's what this is." The clerk replied back with, "No, this is Hot Pursuit." My mom replied with a stern "No. This game is $19.99. " I'm sure the guy didn't want to argue with my mom because he promptly changed the price. I've watched it before, and 'ed through the entire episode. My ex's mom would record it to laugh at over dessert. I think kitten videos are adorable. I'm a dude I thing he liked it. What. Damnit Harry just use your wand Repost. Thanks for the clarification Those stones have been in places that I dare not imagine. I was at the rec center in my area swimming in the pool and these two women with their young childeren were lying down reading that book. They even had towels over their laps . When people post common annoyances in a thread that clearly asks for "random/odd pet peeves". I'm confused. can't go a few weeks without a cum box reference..... Forgive me father, for I have... o.O ... Forgive me father for I have once again... WTF father, you have a remote over there or something?!? Nothing is worse than stepping on a Lego on a hardwood floor, the pain hits you so you hop, but the Lego is stuck to your foot so you land on it again, this time crunch. I call the police I live in MA. It's like a living hell. You ever seen a rich south shore kid? Shitty and Etch_A_Sketcher in the same thread? Impossible! I'm fucking allergic to straw, man. Not a single fucking link in your entire list that pertains to 9/11 being an inside job. Not...a...single...fucking...link. Edit: I'd like to point out that everything on your little list has actual evidence to back it up. And yet, none for your 9/11 conspiracy theory? Pretty fucking convenient that you're using two different standards for admissibility. I thought self-karma doesn't count. C'mon, he said she was in highschool, that's not cool. Shit. Happens. Ironstylus. Baron. Is this a troll or is this serious I can't tell. It's super *defective* My post is now flawed, thank you very much 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I'm blaming you for leaving. people who do not care about I46 or whatever its called can find this offencive Your move human! ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ This place has pot ential If you mean him being on death row is a happy ending... "skinning it while it was still alive" Orifices Thanks for making me look like a drama queen now. That is, literally, an excellent use of the term "literally". ee 4.9/5 just because i didn't see any mushrooms in there ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ I can see a way to cut prison costs! Using the same needle over and over!!! I read a summary of the book after watching the movie. Apparently in the book, all the boys have sex with the girl in a pre-pubescent gangbang. Startail But he could be rehabilitated!!!!! I must say, WHERE THE HELL were those soccer moms when I played? I wouldn't be so quick to judge people with brony merchandise for being mentally destabilized. I've read your comment history. We'll just keep it at that. That's when you know you've really made it. This video... hit and run =/= atom bomb I read the article because I thought they were going to tie it all together at the end. "Even David Robinson". David Robinson was a once in a lifetime athletic freak. To quoth the Simmons "When they start cloning basketball players, Michael Jordan, LeBron James and David Robinson will be the first to get cloned in no particular order." Unless Dwight Howard gets a serious mean streak, David Robinson would have eaten him alive. I've always thought Dwight Howard's closest comparison is Zo with less offensive moves but more athletic on D, so I did like that matchup. Y'all need to stop fightin' about baby dicks. Thats what I was thinking, I actually have asked him " is your dick broken?". He said no. But I know he masterbates in the shower cuz I can hear it and what man takes a 30 min shower . He also puts no effort into it, like it's a chore. I too thought for a 30 year old man his stamina and urge to be physical would be off the charts. It was when we first started dating, but it literally just stopped one day and never picked back up again. My girl and I compare and compete to have the best burps and farts... And she is winning It's the same from both sides. I've done it and I met up with a girl who posted pictures from 10 years ago. When I met her she was obese, I say that without any exaggeration. Her gut was hanging down over the front of her pants, and she had a bald spot on the front of her head. I also got lame messages from girls, the messages were usually "Hey, hows it going?" so I would read their profile where they **specifically stated** they would not respond to anybody who messages them with 1 liners like "Hey hows it going?" or "Whats up?"... Indeed, Dude, you're near UCSB, which is a pretty big school. Classes start soon or may already have started, so now's the time to look on craigslist or whatever for roommate wanted ads. Assuming you are in your early to mid 20s, it can't be too hard to find a house of 3 or 4 guys who would gladly take a couple hundred a month to let you crash with them for several months, can it? Get out there, bro! the bunny Riven is hella cute. and Teemo is like "that is a bowling ball.. " to Ahri. My wii destroyed so many disks Your sister was very lucky to have you do that. I got no talk, no books, nothing from school (they don't talk about that stuff till you are in gr 7). So I went the whole week not knowing I was on my period thinking I hurt myself. I never told my mother, or anything. By the end of the seven days, I finally figured out what the pads in the cupboard were Why would I fuck batman? That's right. Congrats! You have won an Australian Spider Safari... So your saying if I'm being chased by a lion my best bet is to try and outwalk it? "Apparently she died August 27th 2012" ( )>⌐■-■ Try to keep... Nice try Makleb Better than *poo* noodles. "Polish Protoss who often struggles in PvT match-up" Figured that was the case here The french guy has 3 legs in the 2nd panel Yeah dude, because in the countries of our allies such as the great Saudi Arabia, nothing like this would EVER happen, right? I mean, it's not like there is evidence of regimes we support doing stuff like this all the time... Meme. 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Just got me to buy a ticket. "The foothills of the Alps" >That's when you know you've really made it. Just what I want during my workout--for my tits to be bouncing up and down in my face! But at least they'll look good, right? I'd take the 5M, What if I only meet guys?? I wouldn't like to have sex with them... Okay. That is a baaaaaaaad joke. Thanks, I wasn't going to sleep tonight anyways The image is not there anymore. Nice try Semen . Just kidding english toffee coffee mixed with a hazelnut steamer (50/50) from WaWa Gallagher during the Oregon State Fair. You two just made me laugh like a maniac in bed at night. Thanks for letting my wife think I lost it completely No, stop, it is not funny at all. He gives his snake cute little kisses near the end when it has finally got the chicken down... OP's username makes me a bit suspicious *Your* I thought that the '' '' was meant to represent the holes. All of the ones near me are "linksys1" or "wireless." ლ( ლ) Even though it's only a waffle I still wanted to vomit from the memories. Mix it together! The cheese to pasta ratio is messed up! Yeah I'm giving some random, likely college aged idiot, a phone number of someone I love. Makes total sense. I know, I upvoted your comment :) I just think it's gotten ridiculous how conspiracy-ridden has become. It's a female ? She must be attention whoring I... wow... the kid on the right has easily one of the ugliest faces I've ever seen. Overheard in December: I feel so bad for that deer. It's 10 degrees (f) out there! ლ( ლ) 3 . I've been to a similiar track in Szklarska Poręba a few years ago and the whole thing broke as soon as I got in the tobogan. It says .jpg, but it's a gif. Im not gonna downvote you, but I laughed my ass off and closed it in the first five seconds. Frost mage vs Warrior. Should be called the book of moron. At that height he could seriously damage some balls You can't make a terrible drink and expect me to pay you for it just because you think you look good. Sorry lady You have no idea how many times I heard that joke growing up Putting on deodorant is part of my after-shower ritual, not my dressing ritual. Perhaps that would be a better idea for people who sometimes forget... because it is *never* ok to forget. ( ) Super cereal. Nice try, the late Douglas Adams. You shouldn't have said that...now they'll never stop I don't get it, are you suggesting awesome places to kill himself? I agree. I get particularly annoyed when I see pictures of mobs. Cool... a spider... We Yeah, of course it's "not-for-profit". damit ლ( ლ) My name. It is spelled Josué and pronounced Ho-zhu-eh, but people often pronounce it Jose, Josie, Jesus, and my dumbass friends like to call me Josephine that's what i thought but I figured I'd go with it when she wanted to. would you deny it? regardless, she then tells me during one of our heated conversations that her saying "I don't date outside my religion" was a way of not telling me the way she really felt (which was she thought i was bf material back then) and she thought I should have figured out the way she felt about me while we were fucking even though she didn't say anything... This is very true of the 1-star reviews. I was looking at an album yesterday, and the only 1 and 2-star reviews were written by people who mistakenly thought the album was by a different band with the same name. They even realized their mistake and still rated it that way... What did you pay for that? I think the first number is the series and the second is the power. I have 2 gtx 470's which give me awesome frame rates. They run really cool for this game too and it looks great. They almost cooked me alive with skyrim and d3 which both of those games look like Dora the explorer compared to this game. Has anyone else preordered this from Gamestop and not yet received it? Still haven't received mine, says it shipped but the tracking number hasn't updated in almost a week... Should have gotten it from Newegg Update it on the website. That is usually the problem. Or you need to reset your password ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ This was made in chunky cheeses When I was on my honeymoon and looking out over a beautiful view of Spain, my first thought was, I can't wait to come back here without my husband. I didn't read the title all the way and thought someone menstruated all over the bathroom floor. A MILF with camel toe Staring the cops right in the eye to gain dominance Why did I click this She would always eat any fish that I catch! RAW! The awkward moment when mom's camel toe is showing . Which is why I said abusing, I knew people who would purposely double or triple their intake during finals for a boost. Punk gets main event, match lasts 15 mins max. Mother of god How do you think I feel? That's an alternate spelling to my name! Why don't you post the range? Your not making things easy for anyone and not posting it isn't going to make you rich. Natural selection isn't working I like facial hair but I hate that I grow it. Why? If I don't shave it, girls think I look like a slob if I have stubble. When I do shave it (every morning, aren't I lucky?) it pisses off my acne and I get a ton of ingrown hairs and zits ლ( ლ) Are you asking someone to pay for your character transfer with an offer of "whatever you want"? That almost sounds like the making of a Craigslist post. >areyoufuckingserious Cooking IS fun. This is retarded. Kittahs are lactose intolerant. he was... wrong I lost mine a few years ago. I immediately reported it on their website. Listed everything I can remember inside - ID, cash, cards, etc... A few days later, the driver "dropped" it off a local police station. Almost all the money missing obviously, save for a bit of money I placed inside a laisee packet for luck - bad karma for him I guess if he also took that. Since I reported my ID card missing, the police had to destroy it, forcing me to reapply for another, quite a pain in the ass. I also had my dad's ID in my wallet too but forgot it was in there. The police returned that without problem ### Buying kids is illegal. This is just another way of saying "Came here for this!" That's great. Now take off your clothes. Bloody brilliant. That could have gone a completely different route. I saw the edit. This makes me wonder if this is something I've witnessed and upvoted before ive had the agonizing experience of my brother complaining day in and day out about being hungry and not having anything to eat. while me and my friends went out we got him something from taco bell. when he received the food he did not even say thank you to me nor did he say it to my friend that actually payed for it. he then comes barging in later complaining about his free food that " the whole thing was cold except for the last bite but that was to hot and burnt my tongue. you planned it didnt you. did that on purpose". i literally could not make a bigger what the fuck face from that moment. the boy has nearly had me hospitalized for the mental strain he puts on me with shit like this and so much worse. he has escaped my strangling for now but once he is 18 all bets are off. I sometimes have lucid dreams in which I discover myself blowing myself, and I tell myself to stop. A guy in my history class last year(10th grade history) asked if we still used railroads Thats actually an alphabet from the kannada language. Its supposed to be read as "pa". As for the , the ಠ is supposed to be read as "ttha". Just sayin. TIL OP is a Bad Ass Does actually mean anything then? What is actually occupying that space? Blood? Inflamed tissue? Either way... Well some have bats... Jolly Rancher ruined me. I love Zelda franchise. . I'm not getting an option for this at all 2017 Speed Triple wait thats a clit? I'm sure they meant cucumber. If not Ok you can't go picking my top 2 ATM before I even get here! Ah. I remember something like this happening to me or my friend in a Subway once. I was rather impressed by their "customer service". Now I know what he was actually up to.. My god whats wrong with his face ? That freakin' scene, man. That doctor is a fucking butcher. Talk about huge scars! Most of these look like a small incision would have done the job. I think he just likes cutting flesh open. I did click that link Nope. Not sure if trolling or actually serious 20 inch is incredibly small for a TV DA sure does attract the strangest art... I'm mexican and would do the same thing with a couple of friends. I was a little nervous that our single black friend would hear us though "How to screenshot" "Learn how to make a screen" This is what atheism looks like you retarded fundies! Nobody has died over these powerful symbols of my childhood which ended like a year ago, whereas you're "skycultist talismans" that you literally believe gives people the right to kill and rape small children are from the bronze age and just **LOOK AT ALL THE KILLING RELIGION LITERALLY DOES ALL BY ITSELF!** *Logicmate* Skygeese. How does a homeschooled person have that many Facebook friends Haha sounds good, man. Sorry to hear about your financial problems... Sounds like a definite shitty day. I live in California where you have a better chance of winning the lotto than you do getting a job in retail. Retail is like the simplest shit, eh? No, Obama can't get his shit together ... But good luck in your travels, mate. No no, you gotta 'take shit rub it on building' 10 karma if you know where that's from No, I wouldn't. Those top comments. Amazing! > Dat carpet. What I didn't downvote you. I just don't like you You haven't even known this guy a week and you're already milking his accomplishments for karma NSFW there is clearly a nipple in this photo. 'of of' Did it ever "come back out"? I asked myself, why? Its cute kitty. Then I scrolled down If you are on alienblue then you can make this by pressing the tab above where you input your comment and sliding your finger to the right. It's a water bug. Never been bit by one though... didn't even know they did... Are you not allowed to carry the M9? If so, why not? They have a 12 pound first trigger pull, and they manufacture the 92fs in a .40 version which everyone seems to have a hard on for even though 9mm is fine . You mean (starts at 1:05).... i know, right? he could've made it simpler and we would eventually get his point. his choice of words scream pretentious to me Yeaaah, suuure. I seriously wish I could more than one upvote for this link. Beer came out of my nose. Great, great job. Now that will never leave my brain, and I shall think of you. OP's bravery reading is currently at 2 romneys (or 2.0 ^10 in standard notation) Explain yourself. What is that from please. You want them back...? Oh, dear. Old enough to know better. Fine, my genes tell me to hump that female thing instead of the male thing. I didn't post in any way meant to be offensive how the fuck did you. . . . my internet history... Yes-he should be applauded for resisting that overwhelming rape temptation one gets when they see someone sleeping on a train I feel like whatever he's holding is causing Katarina's suprised facial expression. Can someone give us a real answer? Yeah, 'cause we know how much /r/technology *loves* to bash Microsoft. Yeah, 'cause we know how much *Reddit* loves to bash Microsoft. Aww man, you had to bring in the the snootiness of your kind, didn't you? Good luck getting one. @ the "distribution" methodology. Here is me being silly and hoping they can at least put those game on the internet without restrictions.... ლ( ლ) If it's so facepalm worthy, then why did you like it? It's called a title But...that isn't even funny... I was gonna say that my dad was a dental assistant for many years (Same job different title and less pay) but I don't wanna ask him that last question. Who said I was joking "Real life cake day" It would not look very pleasant (or smell ). TIL Sivir's classic skin isn't wearing any underwear not sure if i should upvote or not Do you not understand the winky-face? I hope you didn't friend-zone the rapist. You get a women... Loving the new banner. You might want to take my advice as well......... McCollie Maroney is not impressed... "Please fart. Just do it, please." I have no idea what is. It's just two squares with OCAO inside. But is our god. TIL Reddit loves pedophiles. Is it just me or does she look like shes got a bulge going on? Im going to turn down "yiffing" for now thank you. Stone anyone else hate this thing - Everyone else looks natural and doing their thing at a pool party, Ahri being an attention whore for the camera. Because you know, dogs don't shed either. and i just reviewed comment history.... Most likely religious women. My mom supports him because that's who God would want in office Actually I used to post to GW and I most PMs were actually very nice. Then again maybe my "creepiness' threshold is higher than normal. Most women I know are all "OMG he called me 'sweetheart', ew! What a creep!!!" Didn't I call it? Quad rotor and all! So, you took a picture and uploaded it to reddit before moving your car? even worse when the support ticket directs you to repair the client Yea, I can give you a quick rundown, from my store experience and also their plans for the future of the department (as heard from and interview on NPR). They seem to be selecting or requiring a higher quality, definitely pushing the Levi brand. Arizona was pushed off to the side, I'm assuming due to their lower quality and cheaper pricing. The jeans are now arranged according to fit and size, they are also carrying, what i see as sizes that are not readily available. I am a size 29x32, you can never find this size anywhere, but I was able to find it in every single fit. The layout is extremely well designed, like I said by style, skinny, boot, relaxed, etc. the one thing I will say though that contrast with what the new CEO stated on the radio show, was he is in the process of hiring denim experts who will be able to personally assist customers with proper fits according to body shape. Now this may have not been implemented yet,but the employees who were currently working in the section were way off base and slightly rude during my visit. (I went to the store in Gastonia NC, a small kinda kick suburb of Charlotte NC.). His intention is to have experts in each section moving the employees from behind the registers to interact and assist customers, much like the apple store model. My understanding is employees will be equipped with iPads to ring up customers as they are being assisted. I am still amazed by the quality of jeans I actually bought from Penny's, and that's coming from someone who frequents Nordstroms! (I am slightly freaked out, that I turned to my boyfriend and said "we need to buy stock in Penny's" I would have never thought I would utter those words. ) what... I mean... what... I don't even.... he clicks them.. Oh my god, I never thought about how terrifying that must be to view from the front, from the pilots seat. Imagine a bad late afternoon thunderstorm... Coon The ones who manage to misspell every other word, then bitch at people who make one small spelling mistake. "omigawd you totes mispelled 'write' in ur rage-comic. learn to spell lmoa" What are you, 10? Yeah, because that's all that's wrong with that comment. I don't understand this video, why didn't the driver slow down for an obvious turn? Can anyone be this stupid? Was this an attempted suicide video? There's not even an attempt to turn, he just sits up and continues giving gas Watching this video I expected him to lowside, not just drive off the road like it was an off ramp. So you lost your job and your first though was "Hmm better see if I can get some free games from reddit." Hey!!! It's not that bad (usually). You've got AC on your buses!?!? I would but.... WHAT FUCKING DAY IS IT!!?? Hit it bro. You never know... She might be super awesome and blow jobs! I agree with you. I personally don't like any of these "openers". If a girl thinks you're asking her a bunch of predetermined questions, she's going to see it for exactly what it is, a corny attempt at a pick up. Might as well do some magic tricks for her while you're at it. Wow, I get downvoted when I have spelling errors. She gets closer each time!! Ram does not quietly "slot into place", like in the pictures. Not being able to play with your buddies on the same server is a good feature ? I guess we look for different things in games.. -Perverts 14? Don't forget your Xanga! Sure looks like that person was really inconeniencing all those families with sedan packed with kids Plenty of decent people go there. Like yourself, right. That's what the other people on the boat are for? Also, lifejackets? He's not going to hurt himself doing this, but...this isn't really the most efficient way to get results...encourage him to get educated on the topic of lifting and recovery, he's be better off doing a solid hour of lifting a day, 3 to 5 days a week. I don't see the word "squats" anywhere here. Maybe they'll get in on the mix. Kennedy 1-3, Cruz 4-6, Punto 7-9, depending on the situation? ლ( ლ) I agree completely. but the kitten is still cute don't you think? Goomba's face: I think what he meant was he was going to get a downvote for the " ". Anyone notice the guy behind JJ to the left? Again, I spent 3-ish hours watching that video. TLDR: MOD chosen because shes a girl and girls are used as attractions. Not sure if I misunderstood or Yeah I got my phone back. Didn't kick her ass, but made the most intense face ever. That image source >TLDR: MOD chosen because shes a girl and girls are used as attractions. But, Google Translate, how do you screw up English more then Italian? Absolutly I'd love to be able to lay out a redstone contraption on my iPhone while at work(*working very hard * ) I swear this is the first and last time I say this but ...where is the dick? Neat find, but only 2 were from the 80s. I seriously stopped mid sentence and gave the face. Ugh.. 204... this is Winnipeg! Sivir with Warmogs. Homophobic comment. Absolutely worst thing is playing total war on slow HDD, every battle take like 5 min just to load up If its backed by data its a fact. This person, where does he live? You based your username off of that? Your words say just kidding but the face says otherwise. I don't know which way to take your comment. I don't know the details, but you've been tagged with an Orange " ". Sorry - it's not my rules! Rich redditors Not sure if you remember, but 4chan posted this a while back on their boards. Every. Single. Board. And it never fucking ended. Err, well. My mother is called Cynthia and she was also blonde as a teen. Well with sage like advice like this for his comments, I can see why. To think I was excited aboute 1K It's fucking eating. It's a basic need that all life has, not a fucking drug. No. I can barely even type it. Cut your teeth... Wait, what am I? American of Canadian descent? Because everyone in my family is Canadian but me. Well he certainly does not look like a bitch. I know that for god damned sure. Really? We couldn't find a better picture of a hooker leaning into a car? We had to choose a picture from 1984 White male here, I get this all the time if I'm explaining scientific principles, technology, philosophy, etc to someone. Apparently, everyone that wears camo boots, Columbia shirts, and speaks with a thick southern accent isn't supposed to be able to say anything more than "HURR DURR, NASCAR!" So, I'm "well-spoken" simply because I know basic 5th grade science. What? No calculator? Dat Ass. Fap This one. I've heard everything else in this thread but as a near constant sufferer of ear infections, Q-Tips are somewhat of a nightmare. Have a reluctant upvote I was okay up until the part with the spiders. *Fuck* spiders. No cold hands on my balls. At least not without a warning or I'll have a new bow tie... I guess I have to buy all of them now ლ( ლ) How about in 2008? i got Bibarel on my first try Hey, I'm in the Carson Valley and the same shit happened to us here. They had to build a new pipeline from Minden. As a Chinese, I was totally shocked when I saw the man dying in this video. It really struck a chord in my mind though I didn't suffer the same pain as he did. Such stories always remind us to treasure everything we have. However, the video has been deleted very quickly. not with me you dont, i walk in and look at your shoes under the stall. *then i judge* Because you haven't finished yet Is that some sort of ebay reference? Damn that's cold. As I'm typing this I'm imagining her sucking 10 dicks simultaneously. Mother of all reposts. 11A film wasn't made in that year People on welfare don't have souls? I know a 14 year old boy dating a 18 year old girl... What part of google is this? I'm like you conflicted, I like the content but dislike the title My friend is a nurse, one time she was prepping an obese female patient for surgery and found a Twinkie in her folds. When the patient saw it she giggled and said: "Ah yes, I hid it there for my husband to find" This is posted so much here I had a guy tell me, this would be the best job I'll ever have, it pissed me off because I have the shittiest managers, and this guys wife runs some department in the local hospital. He has it made, and he thinks I have it better I wouldn't know. Stupid TOR site requires Javascript to view the comic. But I'd say *Neuromancer* holds up as well as *Stranger in a Strange Land*. Missing the playoffs 14/16 years, then ending a 42 year cup drought, turning into the definition of hockey stability. Amazing what a change of ownership can do. 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My face literally looks like this when I see that. That's not right! Cats the way it bee sometimes. DAE Ron Paul? More classically, he/she/it RETURNS. To return to. Or, y'know, you could get health insurance. Yeah I didn't do it right. I just packed it on a bong bowl . It still worked though, and yeah I want to try it again someday. I'll do it right next time. I don't have one. Least satisfying finish.... Ever That's what I was asking you. Fap. In the living room. The novelty of that wears off pretty fast. I'll post each one separately. I'm a furry - honestly - because I randomly stumbled on the fandom 4 years ago. I was looking for a dr who or star trek or some other sci fi convention near where I live. In my convention searching I randomly found a furry convention that was going to be held. I had pretty much the same reaction kate had in the photo (WTF is a furry convention ). But I thought why not go and check it out it wasn't too far away, and I had other friends nearby I could visit as well. I laughed myself silly the whole weekend. The antics of the suiters (posing for pictures, watching them try to play musical chairs and stuff in suit), listening to some of the comedians performing - I had a fantastic time! So I was like "well if this is what furry is then I guess I am one too". No. Found it on google images I would never do such a thing I'm hoping to get a good gaming PC by the end of the year, I'm sure it would make gameplay WAY better then PS3 because updates, DLCs and Mods. With my current computer I can't even play the sims I'm kind of concerned I knew exactly what you were linking to before I even clicked on it. That was a good episode though. put a title on it pleaseee. everyone putting faces and this shit dont add anything to the post or the subreddit, and it's an easy way out of actually posting a clever title or merely an explanation. Now your edit makes my comment look silly. Also, you couldn't live if photosynthesis didn't exist. People have lived without skyscrapers, however, for most of human existence. But whatever, skyscrapers are more impressive because you never bothered to wikipedia construction techniques I had to ask... Yes ... HMMM indeed. Possibly even I've learned that you can TEAR to different degrees!! Eek!! 15 year olds and computers? Pft...I sadly quote "Hey I cleaned up most of my computer space today...guess what? If you delete System32 your computer will be much faster" ಠ_ಠ You can't be serious How do you know what fermented spiders taste like? Lol...you guys....How do we even know I like men? ......................................................... you typed "two words" & then wrote "independent swing voters" That's why I'm writing in Aung San Suu Kyi. I mean, she's not a candidate or even an American citizen or even a resident of the US, but she'd be a great President and I don't mind just casting my vote into the wind. Das warn Witz Wow, now I get why so many times I heard about young americans having their own house (that they bought with the money they earned in their job). Here in europe small apartment in shitty towns cost atleast $200k. ...Clop Clop is 37th most active. i knew this was coming Source: 9gag If it makes you feel better you can say you liked Dark souls before it was cool. If there was a hotel, they would have lost your reservation anyway. How many times do I have to tell you!! You don't need to hit backspace! Just start typing after the Ctrl+A. No. Just, no. ... approx 500 cal/hour activity everyone's gotta have a hobby. Some get fat...some chase chubby. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Yay, fat-shaming! Let's all make fun of the obese woman on the internet! Haha being overweight is SO FUNNY u guyz srsly!!11!! Oh, yes please. I want to use this on my profile too..... She's married to a Greyjoy. How awesome could she be? Younger vegetarians? How do you figure the ones I know must be younger? Sounds like the usual ageism argument to me. Call me a stupid 12 year old next. It makes me respect your opinion more. he clearly hit the officer with his dreadlocks. Adolf Hitler Campbell got a , but JoyceLynn Aryan Nation got a full blown WTF. And yes, I misspelled Isaac too. You'd think I'd get that right, given that one of my sons has the same name... Duke. I got my eyes on you ** ** ლ( ლ) For a minute I figured I was about to get "Bel-Aired"... no such luck Yesterday at my university cafe this happened to me on BOTH sides. You order your food on a computer yourself, and then you just stand around and wait for your number to be called. I was standing alone, and a large girl came up and stood horribly close on my left, then a different girl came up and stood close on my right. There was plenty more waiting space all over the cafe too. Well played, you certainly showed me. to get their opinion Nice try al qaeda I once used a giant zip tie when I worked I a shipping department. Was fine until I had to sit down to use the toilet. I think this is already a thing in spelunking, called "the rapture" . Caught in a tight space unable to move. So many unnecessary capital letters. Do you know a lot of 11 year olds with tattoos? Yeah...why is that. Did you invite us (Reddit)? My aunt thought instead of singing "ya ain't no holla back girl" that she was singing "ya ain't not harlem black girl" Anybody else noticed how uncomfortable wooden chairs are? Especially at schools and universities. There is now too less fat on my butt so after a few minutes it starts to hurt... Cat version of ? "in the end" You and ponto should work together This freaked me out for a sec, my aunt's name is Cathy confirmed by a drunken_economist Go on... If Artie ever gets married and manages to stand with a stick AND ends up with his bride wearing something like this, I know I'll be all Too many people keep stealing my birthday I like the way you would try to get a BJ any chance you got. He has no eyes . I'm scared to pick up JLA #12 today... I'm afraid if someone see's me reading it they'll think that I'll be reading 50 Shades of Spandex NO! Who in the right mind would find that fun? My name is Skylar IRL and when people ask me how it is spelled, if it's S-C-H-U... I just and say no. Mr. President, do you listen to Wu-Tang As someone finishing an aerospace degree, I'd hope you know there are no black holes we could reach in a human lifetime... Your mailman... put it on the couch for you? You tease, you. I must have all of the sleeves. Thank you titties. Be careful driving on the Selmon Expressway...I just got pulled over for doing 71. There isn't much traffic so I wasn't pay attention to my speed. Dude had the nerve to tell me that I should watch my speed because they were trying to keep the senators and congressmen safe. Lake semen.. you have more guns than me Someone, somewhere, is going to get raped because of this... I think you meant Oh my fucking stars, no. Just no. This will be the end of all impulsive reddit addicts such as myself. Because at least when all the links were purple we could take a rest here and there. But with this discovery I have years of front page material to catch up to Yes, of course he did. Says premium required Is anyone else a little bit disappointed that he only answered 10 questions, and avoided all of the controversial ones entirely Jack Nicholson? He caaaan have any car in the world. He's the President. Zito... Yeah, our boxer goes nuts even when the mailman walks up the steps. There have been moments where my baseball bat has been conveniently placed next to the door for the next idiot to choose our place to sell vacuums or sell home security systems. Hence the "bad time". Being the stay at home dude, I'm trying to perfect my "I'll kill you where you stand" look for all those that happen upon my front porch and wake the baby. A 3 month old doesn't know the difference between mailman, A-hole salesman, or annoying neighbor. My perfected gaze won't either. A friend of mine is stalking me, so i thought i would lead him to this subreddit and see if he feels like making the journey. I'm looking at you Jordan According to your Claddagh ring your taken. does your significant other know about these? I *love* craft beer, and when I suggest beers to guys (ipas, stouts, porters and the like...) they say things like "hmm is it something like a Negro Modelo?" or "Is it better than my Yuengling?" Wow! She's really in touch with reality. I'm impressed! Hell, I know who you are too. You forgot about the super dry flaky skin. The awkward moment when you know a redditor in a small town that makes it to the front page Do you see what is wrong with that logic? Sidebar --------> Its a bomb, a random pack of cigars sent to someone. Normally you post tracking numbers so everyone can see where it’s going. xxRECONERxx sent one, but no tracking numbers, claims to have a purpose but I just don’t know he’s shady. You should down vote him whenever you can….. I’m kidding of course, he already has a pack of down vote ninjas on his ass. Just seeing beside your name makes me feel like you're being judgemental about everything Ummmmm many he wants us to vote for him ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ all over the place > "those buildings" Don't fuck with the Silent hill soundtrack, bro. I think I'll pass on this one... I banged a stripper because hoes keep stealing my tacos Implying the CIA operatives weren't taking money from a cartel. We won the re-bid for our contract, and they told us they were cutting our PTO by 7 days/yr, but won't reduce our already pitifully low salary. If a different company would have won, I could have been looking at a ~55% raise Sorry to disappoint, but my gay wedding will have none of these fabulous, glittery things things... It looks like he's sleeping for good. Try being an arts student...not only is there no air condition but the ventilation pumps hot air into the drawing and painting rooms. Let's get this shit everywhere I second this. Because she thinks that women shouldn't be working and shouldn't be paid equal to men. That's why she never held a job. What a wonderful gal. Was on my way back to the main page when I read "Fisting in Syria continues", had to come back and check Haha. I'm just messing with you - I checked your recent posts to take a guess at the demographic you might fall in to. Does that make me a troll? I am not disagreeing with you, nor did I say I agree with this guys actions. I simply was answering how it could (key word "could") possibly be justified. The policy you are referring to varies county to county, not even state to state. In my city, it doesn't matter what medical condition you are having, if you are actively resisting a personal weapon strike is authorized. Now, that doesn't make it right. Obviously I'm not gonna start kneeing a man that is in a seizure. I in no way was siding with this officer, but in my experience I can see why he did what he did. It doesn't make it right, but then again I don't know the totality of the circumstances. I appreciate the straight forward response, I've had threats to my family from answering a question that didn't even reflect my own opinion. Probably be the last time I give any "work" related opinion. People get more out of hand than I ever thought. It can come early. Mine was invaded aged 23.. That my pot smoking great uncle that I'd favoured as a child brutally stabbed his first wife 37 times. Spent about 10 years in prison then met his current wife of 20 years he also won the lotto twice and is worth a few million. Because you know, good things happen to bad people. Dated 2001... Whoaa, creepy! By his paraplegic uncle. My cousin lives in South Korea and teaches English. I can understand paying to bank them for private use but paying to donate them is just silly. I didn't get an option to bank them for private use though so maybe they don't do that here. Which is weird because they asked if I wanted to keep the placenta attatched to my baby until it falls off naturally yeah, and he is only relevant in the usa I knew that was coming . Mine felt my dick while I was laying down. Than he said "Ok, get up." and then did it again. I'm surprised they are able to fill 30 mins with Nickelback songs That's the twist. Yep no roads, except the government subsidized railroads that brought the people to the land purchased by US government. That is not majoring in evolution.... When I was a pizza delivery driver we were always told never to go inside someones house if they invited you. Anyways one night it's pouring rain and cold as fuck. This MILF answers the door in I shit you not, a fucking silk bathrobe that was kinda see though. She invites me in (lol fuck yeah im gonna go inside) So im standing there in the lobby of her house when she goes to get some money. Im thinking to myself "wow this woman is so fucking hot" she was kinda flirty but I was afraid I might get fired if I hit on her(whatever I didnt care it was worth a shot) when she gets back I smile at her and say "Thats a nice robe you got on my ex has one just like it" and she smiled back at me and kinda showed it off. Just as im about to go she stops me and asks "Ive always had this fantasy..." my hearts racing (FUCK YEAH IM BANGIN A MILF TONIGHT) "Ive always wanted to be raped do you think you can do that for me?" my face: Y'all are going to compare some video game developer to the president? reddit has their priorities fucked up. Because every black qb is mobile and athletic... It shocks me now that I was able to find someone on that site... I'm sure you've seen multiple people purposefully discredit their arguments with their comment's closing line. Did you just call me lean with abs That's why you use a box. I'm not sure you know how capitalization works No Rex Mason? Sorry not all of us can be as clever as you look it up online when he wanted to be elected originally he said he was a christian then he cancelled the christian prayer day for muslims. We had 1500 terroists mourning another terroist and he said not to kill them all. He increased the U.S debt by over 5 trillion dollars more than any other president. He takes his wife out once a week to eat dinner via plane and that plane costs 100,000$ to fill up. This man is not for us Where are those buckshots coming from? Man I tought how awesome I am that I remembered instaly something from a game that I played 8 years ago - reddit makes me feel so ordinary Alright, I'll say it. Why is this on gaybros at all? Boys in dresses? Total guy stuff. We really don't enforce sub rules anymore, do we? Punchline in the title! great job as usual rachel... Did not read the FAQ. Why does your phone auto-correct to kike? No sand? There was obviously sand Hi I mean NOBODY would jump to that conclusion, and since you are on the Internet and telling us you were parked and that it's not open clearly we should take your word for it. After all If it's on the Internet it must be true. Virginities. Movie about ghosts/demons, Based on a "true story" Seriously? People browse *porn* at work? What offends me is the most is that the author called it a "crack pairing" I facepalmed so hard.... \* Droplet Wooop thats it guys! i must be straight! cuz apparently faggots don't watch this show... what a relief. I don't understand how someone can down vote pregnant people... ...which is why it exists. For some reason, I read that as if you were a 16 year old and have a five year old of your own and I made this face: Yes. The girl that said that is a porn star. Morain I think. I saw it on a different thread. There are links to the videos. Very suspicious watermark on bottom-left­ ­­­­ I have taken 4 showers in the last 5 months too...but I'm not homeless. You liked your own comment? Alright sorry, I wasn't aware (shame on me ), thanks for informing me. Liberal media... ugh! Sounds like my father Redditors saw republican and said kill it with fire, didn't even bother to read and see he was hating Fox news. Great, but NSFW What is this shit about a divorce, again? It's nice to know that Reddit is such a wonderful community that likes to welcome newcomers instead of insulting them for being excited about their first post It wasn't a typo. I simply misread his comment. Not sure if that makes things any better. MxGHanYOLO... 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West Ham Not die in dark souls Can you imagine being that small! A house-cat would be like a mountain lion! Tagged as "Le EA shill " About exactly? Fell off on a wall? ...This isn't gaming related! ( " ) In his house? Dat font. Nice try Jay Cutler... Nope, Minecraft Xbox 360 Edition is in beta 1.7.2, and the whole level 40 thing was added in 1.8.0. Massa has a point there... commie Yes. Yes you do. Yeah. I didn't get any warning signs like that when I moved into a room in a guy's house. Everything seemed very normal until one day he started folding up my laundry for me, and then sending me emails commenting about my "sexy thongs." But then he started having loud sex with transexuals, with his bedroom door open, and asking if I wanted to join in. Then one day I started noticing that my bedroom door (at the END of a hallway that had nothing else but my room and bathroom so he had no reason to go down it) kept being open when I came home from school, when I'd specifically closed it before I left. I installed an identical doorknob with a lock once I confirmed I wasn't just crazy and the SAME DAY he commented that I put a door with a lock on it. I started looking for a new apartment that day and my friends all started caling him the panty/laundry sniffing roommate. Before I found a new place, the last gem was when I was at home and had made a sandwich but had cleaned up everything related to the making of it such that there was NO evidence that I'd made it in the kitchen (I tend to clean as I go). He got home from work, I was in my room with the door locked, and he immediately gets on his computer and asks if I'm enjoying my dinner via IM. *blink* I ask if he had a webcam in my bedroom or something and he stated that no, he did not, and then immediately said "unless you'd let me" and began asking if he could. ** ** You can't find good Mexican food in Logan Square? Advertising wrongness. Shut up, Wizard And Reddit says... you're right bikes should only go on 15 mph roads That was the absolute worst run-on sentence I have ever come across. 15 years old and you haven't learned how to spell properly, use punctuation, or properly express thoughts in a comprehensive manner. I don't even remember what your post was about. No jokes in here But...but...but... I'm going to question why you are stalking me, miss. Yeah, that definitely sounds like what I wrote. Said MidgetFetish Yeah where is N'Zath Metzen?! Liar. I know this doesn't really help but I've been with Virgin from Blueyonder -> Telewest -> Virgin. No problems. Had a brief bit of prolonged downtime but that was because someone cut and stole my god damn cable They sent someone round the next day to replace it. Your flair... Being able to pee anywhere. Only disadvantage is sometimes pee goes everywhere. You shower twice a day. Go back to /r/atheism There's a disturbing lack of hot stripped down naked cops pulling other girls over for driving over the sexy limit in that sub. Där ser man. Så länge man alltså plockar ut det verksamma ämnet och dessutom gör några direktörer och chefer rika på kuppen så är det lagligt. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Penis, vagina, period were too complicated of words to remember? herpster People actually go outside in these Why is this here? WHY IS THIS HERE?! Fuck you, post this somewhere else Probably not a good idea to leave batteries in your car unless you want them to overheat and potentially explode or catch on fire I don't like pvp. my mission is to destroy low level gank squads. I Know That feeling bro... ... That's what I do at home, but with BEER. When I saw this, I was watching Stepbrothers on FX. Sorcery. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Ahhhh, honeymooning with your imaginary wife in Skyrim. Baby wolves are so cute, makes me act like a little girl, and I'm a man "A Police"..... Account age: 5 hours. THEY'RE MULTIPLYING. One that gets me going is when major vendors (I work in healthcare IT) will support ONLY Red Hat. CentOS? Oh, no, that is not an enterprise os. Debian? Is that new? No, it has not been tested, we only validate on red hat. Them graphics DAYUM Osama goddamn you were spot on! I'm assuming you're very familiar with crabs ugh our special team sucks I can't wait to see QR codes on food... at least it was a 26 pitch inning. Yeah I heard this revolutionary idea 7 years ago ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ^ >ಠ_ಠ *Holocaust victims are not eligible for conversion. Do you remember the carnival of '03. I know it may be hard for some people to understand, but there are other, more noble reasons for 'ripping off a game.' Some people can like a game so much that they want to emulate it, to see if they can do recreate it. I'm not sure if that is the case for this game, since it is on Greenlight.. but not everything is a blatant ripoff Get away from me Kill it with fire Asterix you french viking Also his magic potion is way way stronger than that vegetable ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ I invoke rule 34.... Toon. mhmm. this gives me something to work on with formatting. i don't get the ones on the left, is it the reverse of the ones on the right? let's seeeeeee <$<$<$<$<$<$<$<$<$ ** ** >$>$>$>$>$>$>$>$>$ Or is it like this... <&$<$<$<$<$<$<$<$<** ** >$>$>$>$>$>$>$>$>$ I like how the little girl is touching the balls So this is what I must do to get a date. More like every day No worries, mate... That's part of the game. Good luck the rest of your season. I'll be watching... What are you doin outside /r/thelastairbender No ass shot? I cant rate this Zyra Cosplay then. I have to say its "Above average" until i see the hind quarter and lower legs of this cosplay. The big difference is ASOIAF had its slowdown much sooner, in a much smaller series. Read as 'pooped'. Losses? Plural? 5secondfilms: video is 8 seconds. My face just got more and more as I read on. I am fluent in 3 languages — English, Spanish and Italian— also I was born and raised in a Spanish (Castilian) speaking country. What I absolutely loathed to the point of taking severe offence was when I was speaking Spanish with customer A and random customer B interrupts and ask me if I'm speaking "Mexican". Upon correcting "Yes I speak Spanish" I got told "you certainly don't know what you are talking about if you think Mexican is Spanish" We just talked about this on r/conservative. I thought this subreddit isn't going to descend to the same sneering, ignorant level as r/politics supposedly is. This is exactly that. Hey i have the same scissors did u steal mine WAT. No no no no no no no no no no no I see what you did there.. CS... xBox... ffs...seriously Fuck you must be seriously bored to want this type of attention. Sold! Wow, I didn't know I could shoot orange juice through my nose. Thanks. My penis is confused All I see is the escalator accident waiting to happen from those frayed jeans. . Hi! Wat. An elementary particle physicist would disagree with you, good thing we don't have one around. Truly a day to remember. Mostly because I was there slaughtering everybody! It looks so bad next to the old one... Not that I have any clue of why people need to "defend" a stupid game choice, but I really don't see why SC2-players would hate on LoL/DotA2. They're not even in the same genre. Le scumbag Apple fanboy. Buys le Apple products ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ A person who isn't a meth addict hanging out with a coke head. Are you implying past tense? His penis is in his mom's butt. I read this as Anal Pic of Neil Peart's kit. My name is erik What the heck are you doing to that turkey. That's just sick man. I married a fucking asshole. You can afford a mac but you can't afford some movies and some music? Only thing i can come up with would be the dick-hole... My name, how do you know it you ask that question on REDDIT? I looked for a cat, lizard or other small pet And they wrote atheist with a capital a. ლ( ლ) All your family are Juve fans? My family is from Rome, My nonno is a Roma fan and uncle is Lazio. I'm the scorn of the family for supporting Juve Yeah, the "anime"-esque art style here just...creeps me the fuck out. Weird lookin' eyes, lack of noses... Those comments... Fuck dropping cars, I'll drop you. Is your girlfriend one of the reasons not to play? Or is she the cause of the reasons..? Why are you not on Gonewild Had to read this far down to figure out what it was I wish. He boobs = man boobs I decided to do this as well, and was inspecting it to decide if I wanted to switch the trigger to the short. So I started removing the trigger... Bad idea took me almost 35 min to get that bitch back together. He was alive during the Bush presidency And babies. He also sees babies. WITH WINGS AND THEY CAN FLY! Can I stand on your dead dog when it dies? Gimme a call That is a good thing. You don't need to read any of the other comments. And you're welcome No offense, but I see this joke about 4 times a day on here. I'm sick of it wat Stealing the covers. > Yankees guy can't wait to have another team to use as its farm team like they did the Royals way back when. .... I once played with a Russian who kept calling everyone "AMERICAN DOG" I don't like Alienware myself, but that's quite arrogant to say "I am a decent seducer" "I am a virgin" It's comments like that. It's also comments like that. What else do I about? You frequently leave jizzed-on hand towels laying around for your SO to find? ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ I was in that village where you and delphine fight the resurrected dragon and before i went up the hill a courier brought a message to me. The only problem was that he was naked so i wondered where he was holding my mail Apparently you didn't understand the question. It was hypothetical. Obviously they're wired in parallel, or else your house circuits would function as I described... Dude. All I was saying is that Chalice delays his build. Ted bundy used to ask his partners to play dead.... But as a 22 y/o, all of my friends who are gong on to be teachers are the ones who studied the easiest liberal arts classes, who had no direction in life, who could NEVER make it in the private sector. Let's face it, you don't have to be Einstein to become a high school teacher... We are now mortal enemies. Weird how the font changed I'm glad I could help. I'm a girl, that's how I would prefer someone to tell me. You better let me know how all of this goes. 4: ^^^sure... Whole new meaning to "car jacking" >I pay for high speed internet Why is this purple re-render gun animations for every camo? The gun itself just stays the same, it's just another texture applied to it. "the best eagles quarterback since Jeff Garcia"  Right, of course we're just talking about the chiclet keys. Sooo you think the game is bad, yet you subscribe to the sub reddit and take time to tell other people in the sub reddit that THEY are nerds...? Wtf? Gum? That is just a recipe for disaster. Specially if it's a hairy guy. No no upvoted My mom has been complaining at me lately that I shouldn't run so much (2-3 times a week ) because when I get old (24 right now) my knees will be bad. Am I right in thinking this is mostly bullshit? I mean, obviously be careful if it's hurting, but she wants me to just use the elliptical and never run ever. I think that she secretly thinks that girls shouldn't exercise "so much." But I left Lydia at the house with the kids. intern I've wanted to get back on and start playing again. Now I want to even more ... Needalee I have a feeling that her parents already hit her, at home Where have you been? Yay? Yeah, I was alittle pissed about that too. I was like why am I cutting wood for. It took me a couple play throughs and I realized the wood should be for arrows. I'd take it if the trade was working God I hear you. There is really nothing for me like a delicious burger and a pint, especially on a nice lunch by yourself on a Friday before a long weekend. Of course, I would never text a picture of such an amazing thing to my boyfriend because he would get all over even just one beer. Such a bummer, really. There's no shame there! Just don't stroll into work drunk and it's all good in the hood. So stupid. Arguing over football. My fiancée does this and I squirm cause it hurts so much. She asks if it feels good and I just look at her. you read an interview Fuck. I haven't seen that yet. Pervert Cat. So, how many attempts did this take Sydney? Hey now, I know where your coming from on the controller thing but there's no need for that kind of language I've never seen one, either. And yet, sadly, I still somehow know that "Gym, Tan, Laundry" is a "thing". Okay How do you snap a picture of your cat right when you sneeze? your name I loved this comic, as you can see by my expression: Brought to you by likely_story1. I've never seen this before Lucky you! I've been back for 3 weeks! Hey, at least we have mods that let us discuss what **the developers of the game** say. How old is he that he can't spell but has a Facebook? That democrats are the "antichrist". Hulk instead of Nicole Kidman in The Others. Gah-reat. You use dental floss on your vagina? My baby bottles were full of diet coke. Yes......................... Yes. It's not your cake day I like to give you upvotes for extremely high levels of awesomeness. Naked... Depends on the car, but by and large, OEM sound systems are garbage. Any reputable aftermarket speaker will sound better (as long as it's designed for the frequency sent to it. An aftermarket tweeter on a sub channel would be silly). Where replacing speakers in an OEM sound system gets tricky is if the signal going to the stock speakers is designed for a strange impedance (Bose ) Or if they have completely separate signal paths for woofers and tweeters (then you'd have to get component speakers instead of coaxials that cover the full range...I'm trying to summarize way to much while knowing nothing about your car's stereo.) What's so with delicious ammoniumchloride? Wow. Really, man? *Really?* "I wanted a big, dangerous tsunami because lol drama" I can't believe I just spent 20 minutes reading a mom jean guide Something similar happened to us when he got back from Iraq. He woke up suddenly in the middle of the night, shook me *really* hard and screamed "WAKE UP! WE GOTTA GET OUR SHIT ON! **NOW!**" He proceeded to run into the closet and got his gear on (kinda half-assed it cause he was asleep) and he came out of the closet and just stood there and stared at me, looked down at himself and goes "Oh.." Took it all off, and went back to bed. I'm a girl, and I often have trouble finding a V-neck that doesn't come down to my navel I thought that human sperm delivery was through kissing. It still leaves a bad taste in my mouth when I remember younger me thinking about my parents that way. Is everyone forgetting that Kya (Katara's and Aang's daughter Kya) is a waterbender? Definitely , but have an upvote anyway. I've been on the internet too long today, this *did not* make me go WTF..... [* *](//#ronquote) I'm a virgin. Something something strength is a permanent adaptation something mutter mutter. ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ It was even cross-posted here yesterday Are talking about your uncle or the cattle ranch? No link 16...two of them are putters. ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ While that was not very nice I don't really care how did you get bit on the prick He's not allowed to pop them. His doctor referred him to a dermatologist, who said to let the allergic reaction "run its course"...so he is essentially immobile until...well, until whatever "run its course" entails. "carved by a powerful wang" If this is for real, I just...ALL OF MY WAT. Love the wood. Fabric is a bit . been wondering this myself. i normally lift after work, but this week i got my ass out of bed at 5 to work out with a bud. felt like shit but *most* of my lifts improved over last week (with the exception of deadlifts, because my ~~fucking~~ lovely baby couldn't sleep last night ) So, why are you here other than to belittle us with your trite, bullshit opinion? Cucumbers, bananas, hairbrush handles, mini baseball bats, Barbie doll heads, candles, DILDOS Maybe cuz you live with me Same here, got disconnected twice today. Also got kicked by admin approximately 8 times today too, but that's besides the point. This juust. Fucking. Happened. you mean the "Fuzzy Red Puppet Rug" I only upvoted this because it's true. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ Why the fuck did that make me laugh mfw i read your comment then your username "orgins" ... What... Both of my grandmothers are dead... I now declare a double Welcome to North Carolina... ಠಠ ಠಠ Maybe next for these people is asianfanfics.com "I just found this story about me and a made up character!" Why did I watch that? Business improved for my local car mechanic once they started charging a "putting up with filth" fee. Some of the more "entitled" people would try to sue in small claims court, but the mechanic would just whip out the picture of the usually window level or higher crap in the car and the judge would look at the plaintiff . I...don't get it. ಠ_ಠ .....but I laughed......but What the fuck?! I made it to the front page twice last week and never got a coronation, nor special sexy time... Nope, inception *still* doesn't have anything to do with repetition or things within things. Did you see mama's "Forklift foot"? ... It might be an aggressive house spider, but I'm not sure if there's a difference. I moved him outside with two cups before I looked up what he might be. You can tell this is old because it's using "HD DVD" as a standard. Just noticed all the Kermits in the back plowing Piggy. Or my ex-husband. What didn't happen? World War II? Somehow he looks like a hand puppet sock! What's wrong with you? That is not autism Back in those days they knew how to gape You can buy heated floor in every 1st world country Do the girls also have to do that? "It feels like I'm raping a dead body." How do you know what that feels like? As someone who is about to go from normal piercings to 2mm, hopefully tomorrow, I really hope this doesn't happen to me. Assuming direct control ^^ಠ ^ಠ ^ಠ ^^ಠ look like nikasaur humping that galio So I just heard them talking about NAMBLA in there and not being from America I didn't know what it was. Having read the whole wikipedia article I still cannot believe that is a real organisation Yeah, there is a crazy sect of Christianity that believes that music should only glorify God. They don't dance, they don't eat fancy meals, they don't sing. They're a fun bunch of people let me tell you. One of my distant Uncles married one, they spent the whole reception watching my Italian American Catholic family pig out and dance like mad. A whole room full of But to wrap the rubber band around the chain lock, they would need to dislodge the chain lock first. Login to Facebook.... Sushi at a Thai restaurant. omg there is no photoshop. My dress has a see through portion on my back. If you aren't seeing that it might look weird. But please that is how my body is... Come on, you can't really rate this with numbers, nerd. Gosh so true. Like my recent post was all good until it hit front page, and then when it did these guys felt like I was posting for them or something? They said it was shopped or whatever. I don't know. This is why I stay in my subreddits. It kind of makes me sick. You're either fat, or if you aren't your picture is photoshopped. 3 down, thousands to go... I...wut. I can't even. Why did I click that. Are you fucking kidding me? Shut the fuck up Lesson went great, but she didn't like me so she gave me a D in the class. A class I retook and received an easy A in. This was a college course by the way Oh dear god what even UK feels bad by abandoning its past colonies, because some of them are in much worse state now then they were when they were a part of the Empire. Yeah I noticed that while uploading but I'm back at school. I thought I had gotten them all At least you get HD I'm convinced she's secretly a democrat that is trolling republicans....no ne can be that brain dead... My birthday is 9 months after 9/11... My conception predicted destruction So you mixed REAL legos with EATABLE legos?! Did you really think this through? ... Oh yeah that's a GREAT idea. Lets give the pedophiles wives and kids of their own to abuse. Oh god. why did I click that link What? Hey that's only 335lbs! Sometimes my news feed on Facebook is basically the front page of Reddit Dude, not all drug dealers are black I don't believe in "luck"... but dice really seem to hate me. How much more do want?!?!!! I was just there and I missed it! Why do I always miss this stuff? Cisse is like black santa All I see is Da, sigur, e vina mea acum. I don't know whether to laugh or be worried... sean of the dead I remember Dude i just got really confused when you started referring to girl 1 with "I" sorry about this whole situation you're in bro :-/ I hope you'll figure it out Not sure if rash or pubic hair. You don't learn, do you I have Michael Vick *Sure I understand, black people make me feel that way.* Wtf I actually managed to sleep through the game god damn 1:00 east coast starts No other reply or post from OP? Hmmm Only white cats. Because fuck gay guys right? people fap to that 1993 Lol! I'm totally spying on you with a clock camera I do. I'd be fine if he just stopped saying that all missed skillshots "JUST" missed when many are 2 champion models away from their target You took a picture of your screen? The first 3 ninjas was a favorite of mine in 6th grade. Convinced me to start training as a ninja in my backyard over the summer, which consisted of me trying my best to emulate moves from street fighter 2 But would have gladly packed them up and moved them to your new workstation on your own, right? I have a skycastle with torches and lava pillars flowing through it for lighting. Nothing scared me as much as when I saw a creeper appear out of nowhere wandering about the place, especially when there is only one layer to my floor . ... How the F do you have the Professor Title at Level 1? ill have nightmares tonight Because clearly the only way to assault a person is with a rope. And not, say, with a beer bottle. Oh-fucking-wait... How did I know this was going to be the top comment That looks like photoshop to me. it's terrible that i know what you did there ⌐ Why would *anyone* want money found in an auctioned car to be taxed? Are you Warren Buffet? That must be pennies in the homeless donation box for someone as wealthy as you, huh? I've got a '10 SS Camaro and I get 13-14 mpg Wat. My name is Tom, and I once fumbled with a girl named Bri*allen's* bra for a good ten minutes. I vowed to remain silent on this matter but the habit is hard to brake. Funny Junk "Omg!!!! That's huge!!!!" I'll have to look into that... So is it love then ? ** ** And then gets nekkid photos taken of her by Lewis Carroll. Dude no... not into that. Corn sugar Me too. She told me my dad thought I was in a car with smokers so I wanted to get the smell off, but apparently she thought I ran away because I smelt like sex... That's right. My mom would easier assume that I'm a orgy-loving slut than a stoner. Well, that escalated quickly. wow... the wizard of oz must have been about drugs too... with all the poppy fields. "I know so warm." My name is Brooke, and I broke up with my boyfriend in early June. Fuck, it's Jamey Wright . Gaben ... They're English What the hell is "lolwall" I lol' at that way more than i should've chef's coat + "steeping grain" = Because I gave you an up vote. your move. 2 million. Fuck Hasn't tried Slender Man? how do you try him? As a really short guy: I'm not willing to rule out the sex doll theory now Hence the Snu Snu ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ "Thank God" not sure if sarcasm or doesn't see the irony... Pork belly was too fatty… I feel like I'm on some sort of drug tonight. I had a major low with that image of that man's dying dog and then a high watching this video. I feel like the government is behind this. Un filtered, UN-pasteurized, pressed windfall apples only(!) is the only true cider. As sure as I'm the only true Scotsman! buys an ipad, no money for alien blue pm me so i can send you gift Jesus isn't real.. This is.. sheeps^sheeps^sheeps^sheeps^sheeps^sheeps Ha ha ha... I did, now. yo mad skills bro....that was sick...but do that at 2500 bracket.....also your build...... thanks for the vid man give this guy a view Wtf did i just read , seriously... Voyboy? best top? I am sorry but I believed that once until almost every lan he gets outperformed they are of course some games where he does well but majority of the times he loses top. shonn greene.. Cute dumpster kitty. But I must ask, what in the world is going on with your feet, human? Do you have toesie protectors on? I can't figure it out This post has a trifecta going: furries, creepy decor, and it's macabre off the charts. Since I've been conditioned not to click on NSFW posts, this wins /r/wtf for the week for me. Face holes We arent doctors, call the poision hotline They won't do a recall Assuming 1 mile takes about 1 minute... This would take 208 days driving per year... I guess the rest of your time is spent sleeping......... For all of us that saw some similarly creepy posts presently above this one I'd just like to say PS2 games... Trinity Force on Leona. upvoted those last three before realizing they were all you Yeah... She'll go far in life... Picasso would be proud of us today Looks like someone's been fighting! .tif How is he still alive? Really?! You mean this isn't real?? Well thank you for clearing that up for us! Using the context of the title there is no way our feeble minds could have figured that out. Had a game yesterday that was pretty much lost, until our 486 efficiency IS got 9 kills. Didn't help all my other horrible games though. Like they said, It's "Guile's Theme"... It's just a w in sign language, jeez guise yes, revolution 9 He sells them for 40$ . Wishbone is my neighbor. He isn't on welfare any more. I just got an L85AWS and then you bring this up This whole thread makes me . le Leviticus 19:28 Do you work for national defense? Hovering chicks are a big part of the reason toilet seats are so dirty. ( ) I see the word "humble" Hey, you could accuse him of rape like everyone else. Lol. Problem solved on every level. Unless your parents try to force him to marry you Since when is House into Pokemon? I always choke at 8 or 9 What would any man want with removable boobs and no hair ? Evidently you've never experienced a spiro cramp..? Wife: How the heck would I take some of these shots by myself? Anyway....so you want to see my husband? dafuq's wrong with you? '' Probably raiding someone over an eighth of weed. Dat shirt-off technique The... fuck? Hey derp remember that time you saw your mom naked I see. I just reliste some gloves for 25m. The only other similar ones are 100m+. There's even one listed with a 1b buyout ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ No, I'm not an attorney. If I gave legal counsel it would be unauthorized practice of law. It's on the damn box > No. Never. Brace yourselves for r/LadyBoner references. I cant find incriminating evidence of /r/Awww posts on his user but I'm convinced he's a karma whoring cat using his gaming throwaway /r/KarmaConspiracy Yes but only white babies Yeah, I'd like to be able to play Half-Life 3 too. *browsing youtubehaiku, finds videos of acquaintance from OKcupid* My favorite one is "lod" for " " Thanks for the nightmares Who recorded that? > That's awesome. I ran a half once and found out at the finish line they didn't do medals. Needless to say I was a bit bummed. It was their first year at that distance (it was a 10k/5k too/originally). The second year they got medals. . Not that I need a medal for every race, but yeah, if I run a half or longer, I'd like the bling. You have a good friend! No. Expected Forbes or similar reputable publication. Got HuffPo, then Unigo? I don't lik your screen name thought All the people on the Apple subreddit get really pissy when you post a question on there Yeah, it had ridiculously long beta and noone cared enough to find this bug? Also these people only get gold - virtual money, they didn't hack accounts or buy stolen gold from farmers - how they are doing harm to anyone? And don't give me a crap about "game economy" stuff like that can be fixed instantly - just take out gold that they made from these trades and give them 72 hour ban - perma ban is super ridiculous for a game that is not out even a week. I came in to mention that ridiculous story as well. The fuck man, I had no idea there was a plethora of trippin on weed stories around here. That was with the 2600 lot as well. Favorite part: the look Entire thread TL;DR - people asking for money on the street is a scam and OP fell for it, decided to post about to see if anyone else did same thing. They did. You are all jagoffs. . Except pronto_breakneck As a Californian, I visited Berlin for two weeks in July last summer and it rained every day, save for like one sunny day. WHAT IS UP WITH YOUR WEATHER. *sees title* obligatory boner pun/ face 5 feet away from wounded deer.. Abort the hunt to go find more arrows. I don't know why I assumed you where referring to the big 3 of German thrash metal. "I'm blue, if I were green I would die" isn't the lyric? Note to self, stop browsing reddit on laptop while on airplane Whelp this thread virtually solved nothing.. All we did was say fuck you, fuck you.. And have a good day You're not. I think this is very strange. Candy for everybody on the plane!? Why didn't they just make an announcement over the PA - "HAI GUYZ, WE'RE NEW PARENTS WITH TWINZ (I know, amazing huh!!1!) WERE PRETTY SURE THEY'RE GOING TO MAKE NOISE AND MAKE YOUR FLIGHT SHITTY, BUT HERE ARE SOME BOILED SWEETS TO MAKE UP FOR IT Vagina The Macarena This was a fad for some reason at my middle school too. Always saw them kids wearing Lucky Charms I would pick STEM fields, but in the end I suppose the responsibility would fall on the elected officials charged with the distribution of resources - sort of how we decide on everything else the government does I thought that was obvious. Risky Click = Instant Downvote. It was funny a few times Uno momento while I dig through my tons of comments Yes, all child main characters should be played by adults... Troll face 2 downvotes me dan la razón As someone on deviantART for the better part of the last decade: ლ( ლ) Don't start with the good cop routine now. Tall tees. Redditers. It made the comment, it really did, but still "pretty good": .288/.386/.570 Does that actually sound like a valid analogy to you? What BD did isn't illegal, and it's not murder... A better one (although not good, because BD's actions are not as evil as murder,...) would be : It's not the sociopath's fault that he plunged the dagger into his victim 57 times. It's the government's fault for not making murder illegal. Get it? My grandmother can't even figure out how to use her email. I know people who still do this I dare not venture into the depths of tumblr I applaud your bravery.... How long did it take u to do this... It looks stupid as fuck but I see a LOT of guys with the stickers still on their hats. I should not have clicked that That sounds like a problem... You should see a psychiatrist Dat hand...... You don't have *any* pictures of yourself? Of course Reddit would ask about this. ** ** I know how you feel. "OMG YOU'RE LIKE A PUPPY!" yeah don't bring that ladbible reposting culture to the pristine all-original world of reddit 8-10 keys has a conversion rate to 20-25 dollars. The fact that Ashley was wearing this in her first appearance meant that I was *never* able to take her seriously. Seriously, it's like some anime-reject girl squad armour. Ferrari sticker? Saban never faced a running quarterback. . Lololololol. Yeah. Tebow and newton couldn't run for shit. dubstep You have to, he said *it* He's rocking that new style: the cat face Better than wiping his ass on his brothers pillow.... like he did last week ...Now I'm going to hear everything in this thread in his voice. I'm pretty sure that's what you intended. it doesn't even look on There's a fakie trick and a nollie trick in there. No, you dont like to party, I like to party. "why are you not married" or "why don't you have a boyfriend" I'm 25 and live in a Hispanic populated area where I beat the teenage pregnancy bug TIL there's a Black hole in the center of our galaxy How did you get that picture of me ? Dafuq did I just read? Oh... Well uh... *We're all friends here...* (But with the smile...) Apparently Furbies are making a comeback this year cue end of world Because you shouldn't mention those No r/spacedicks is red team. It's only (presumably) his half-sister. Thus only half wrong. This song was playing when I read this comic. Ummm you a little something on it arms dumb bird always limping after me it's all hitchcock's fault. Thought you were a girl. Yes, car ownership is exactly like stewardship of a war already 7 years old. Oh excellent, we incarcerate the t citizens and we let them kill each other. . do you think farmland is used at full capacity right now? True story. In Denver now for vacation and the same thing happened to me somewhat, except I ended up with a Bankart fracture. These norco pills do nothing You were supposed to be friendly.....^ DMV. The PC version of NFS III Hot Pursuit looks so much better than this. Internet Explorer... First link on google is a forum post about your problem, reply says to "google it". Why why why whyyyyyy? Yes. ...? Umm 5.1.1, all you have to do is go to your photos app and click "edit" -> "add"... Never lick your "lizard" in public. I think I'd I had an HP HDX 18 for 4 years. It worked beautifully for the first 2.5, and then slowly began to eat the cheese. The capacitive touch-strip above the keyboard was the first to go. Like a good chunk of HP laptops, mine had an overheating issue from the start, and as it gradually warmed up, the buttons on the touch-strip (including the volume sliders, treble/bass adjusters, and pause/play/skip buttons) began randomly pressing themselves. It wasn't until a month before I gave up on that machine, however, that I actually had to start using a cooling pad to prevent it from shutting down. Oddly enough, the machine never actually crashed until I tried to boot it up 4 months after I stopped using it, at which point I got an unfixable blue screen of death. My experience with that laptop has permanently turned me away from HP .14 cents per card There isn't another part to the intermission yet, so there's not really anything else to hit BUT the "Start over" yet Everyone should be offended by rape jokes. Wut did I just read? lol Unless my mom did my laundry and a piece of her hair got stuck in the boxers and I put them on and it happened to stick on my dick...I say the likely hood is about 1%. UPDATE: read that they were new boxers.. lol dump him. This reminds me of finding red marks on my ex girlfriends inner thighs (reminiscent of having hard sex for hours) and she said that it was just her shorts riding on her thighs. Fuck that noise. Next day she confessed she slept with her ex boyfriend. as quickly as you build it is as quickly they will turn on you This is not porn, girl is holding p...., oh its a microphone You still shoulda came. I think you'll find that's a tortoise [* ***zach braff on stormkid**](//#derpbraff) >I was going threw [ ] some really bad depression Oh so, this is how you play golf! >I will also beat the shit out of them if they mention anything political. Your rack, you say? That's the joke. The fucking irony is the joke. Its only way to replenish my supply of human flesh! Kid Farm. He is clearly jacking off in Mays bed I'm sorry but who feeds a new born french fries? This was posted not even a week ago Dear god, why?!?!!!! What the actual fuck does feminism have to do with anything that went down in this video? There were so many instance to use here. Not with that attitude mister "Neutralizing the source." 18. Why? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Don't you be proud of that Yeah, only one player wants that Exactly! The biting= You caught me. I'm just such an Apple fanboy that I pick arbitrary, minor features of the OS to lie about liking. I asked my family once, they told me it would be a sloth. Wasted 4 minutes for the NSFW part. Really? A 9-inch tablet *and* a 10-inch tablet? What the hell I can confirm that class on Labor Day is a thing. I had class today. Love you too, UVA! It was a girl?! Don't confuse my anti-Apple circlejerk with Facts > This copyright stuff is getting out of hand (I'm looking at you apple ) trapstep? . Who the fuck makes these Who the fuck makes these For me, 2 of them were moving counter-clockwise while the last one moved clockwise Yes, the IRA is constantly monitoring the Internet for slights against their nation (even obviously ironic ones) so that they may hunt down and violently murder the posters. With guns and explosives. How can you be bad at Enigma? Read that as "My dad just picked up pornography as a hobby..." Um. What? Jesus tapdancing christ, that thing blinked Congrats! I totally hear you in the side stand. I have a tall bike and for the first few weeks I was trying to figure out how to get off/on without looking like a dork. Once, I totally forgot to put down the stand and almost dropped it in front of a group of riders I...I can't say I'm surprised one bit. He said THE word . I'll be there! Hopefully people show up this time ... You forgot to tell your mom about /r/spacedicks pink... Wrong, there are plenty of options for tube amps under 300, especially if you buy used. I just got a kustom head and cab for around $100 NEW from hello music. Has fantastic cleans for the $. You could also look at egnater tweaker, bugera, blackheart, blackstar. I bought a used Mesa subway rocket for $150. Don't tell me you can't find a good tube amp under 300, it's a matter of looking... You're a brony Can't tell. Whether good. Or bad. Advice. I chose to drop Batman after Court of Owls wrapped up and now Becky Cloonan takes over from Greg Capullo. Zx in front and behind your name.... How old are you What? Where's all the Genesis stuff? That's a pretty shitty collection without Sega as the centerpiece. well im not just looking for *it*, i want people to suggest things like it Then why do you have a scizor flair September 1, 1939 ლ( ლ) that there still phones with gingerbread coming out I searched, didn't come up Scars are forever. *$30 for a burger and fries.* Just imagine what all-time gifs will be like in 10 years with the amount of em that already exist. Why are you trolling the plants. Always. Can I be op? It's a question that every new player asks on my server That was all one sentence . There was also an iguana post. We only dated 2 weeks. I didn't let him find out anything about me. If you know what I mean Dude what's wrong with after shower hole? Enjoy your upvote, sir. He's a sick fuck How do you get the new draft class? . Sounds suspicious. Still when someone says "west" Texas meaning Abeline those of us in El Paso are going to give you a yours can't? These teasers are not flattering Yeah, fuck people who believe you should be held accountable for your own actions... How the fuck is this frontpage? I thought these plants where normal as fuck, at least they are in my region. We call them sleepers. and they're famous for being smoked by dopeheads I think I have one..but It's little. Please tell me what this is He is not bothered by the game, he's bothered by the unavailability of the DLCs The things you make your boyfriend do for karma I'm down, you should add me, I play like everyday but everyone in my town plays call of duty. And the only map pack I bought was the anniversary which is definitely worth it if you liked halo2 as much as I did, the brought headlong back and beaver creek and they are sexy as fuck. I've been wanting the same sort of thing, at least 3 other people with mics, so we can dominate team slayer and arena and other stuff as a team instead of playing with match made Randy's that always quit. Yawn Also, met a rideit user with a face on the back of his helmet on a triumph triple. I forgot your username, but if you'd ever like to ride, I'm always down to ride with some Rideit guys! Gggg "GGgGGGggGg" GggGgg ....it doesn't work nearly as well Wonder why then one of your provincial governor came to the US for treatment. No, actually, I wouldn't. Tevin Washington Anybody else understand why people accused him of trying to make atheism a religion? As an Atheist, I am not part of any organized group. I am not part of any "movement"! I am in no way represented by cynical blowhards like Bill Maher or PZ Meyers. I'm not waving the flag of any off-the-shelf belief system. Doesn't being an atheist by definition simply refer to a lack of belief? Also...Have they even proved that the shooter was confusing Sikhs with Muslims? If so its the first I've heard. So why is this guy making that assumption and then using this assumption to accuse Atheists of islamophobia? Or is he the one confusing sikhs and muslims. It seems he has made all kinds of huge leaps in order to make a case for his own prejudices. A repost from ages ago. I took a picture beside a picture of Marilyn just like that in Florida a few weeks ago..... These memes are starting to get old. Watch out, we got a badass over here drifting in a Sentra at 120 Hmm still slashed tires, you chair has a hole in the middle. The point of a chair is that you can sit on it. This my friend is clearly not a chair! It's still not as bad as the amount of people who would skin their family and pets alive...like seriously who the crap does that Why did I still watch the video after I read the description? Oh k Hey I live 30 minutes away from Santiago, we should make a small gaybros meet up some day, it wouldn't be creepy or anything... I looked at it and thought, "Ha, that's a pretty funny idea." But then, I looked at the description and realized that I'd buy the living shit out of that ice cream When someone uses a service other than Imgur to post gifs to reddit... I know i need them If you're able to support yourself, being alone is loads better than being physically abused. Even if you never date again, you can and will have friends that love and support you no matter what. Based on that, dump him. Do it. I dare ya. Am I gonna have to drive over there and rewire your brakes to your horn? KILL IT KILL IT WITH FIRE ummm "Rainbows's" >Please, no Gaymers cider. Seriously. DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT ... why do I want to see an ugly picture of a guy so badly? My Uncle's Lee Enfield = My Uncle is Lee Enfield *Relaxing* at the top of Mørkonga... i think i've actually developed a mild addiction to the sims. manipulating little simulations of people should not be this fun but i just can't stoooop My younger brothers threw burritos at each other. Yes..... this is the joke I'd take the latter choice (orgasm when farting). Been masturbating so much that I can remain perfectly stone-faced in front of my computer pretending to be reading something even as I'm furiously spurting into a wad of tissue paper at the end of an intense fapping section. Random orgasms would not faze me at all, I'd just tense up and maybe need to change my boxers ( ) but that's about it. Dont bother with fog less mirrors. They are a giant piece of shit. Just use a tiny amount of shave cream and rub it on the glass. Works like a charm. Someone tod me this years ago before I wanted to buy one of those mirrors, and I've never looked back. Fellow woman scouter here... As some who loves reading, . This is a pretty fucked up WYR, you know that? Having said that... missing last chapter. Why? Because at least I'd have a complete picture of the story, rather than reading something with gaps. Funny, because there are laser files that are shared by people in our industry and Nyan Cat is one of them. (So is pedobear) Wut Works for me, but some (most) of my Profs haven't published their classes yet I dont ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ That gorillas giving me the willys man Thanks for bringing this to my attention. During no fap September I'm from the northeast and for fucks sake I can't distinguish Irish Scottish or Geordie accents for the life of me. Worse when I ask a simple question and get downvotes, well fuck you I can't hear your accents on reddit! Not sure if serious or a troll. Sad thing is that I wouldn't be surprised if serious... My GW2 main. Well guys, el niño is back!! Bust out the coconut oil and shave those nipples! oh god hahaha this reminds me of a time I mistook an Irishman for Scottish. I was joking about accents and showed him the video of the BBC skit scottish guys in the voice command elevator because I thought he was Scottish and he looked at me and was like " Im Irish" I feel it too mon. But not today, as I just got off the phone with a cutie and I'll be giving her a full frontal hug in about an hour -_- nah i'm just playing... for real though i'm getting that hug You win this round. Still not bad. That Wickd handwrite Match.com? Gee, shouldn't be too hard to find the culprit. Having America this close to us is terrifying. I don't understand how they manage to be this backwards and claim they're not idiots. Hot Beer? Yeah, I guess that would work. I just realized: Everytime I ate too much I just told myself "Yeah, I'm having a bad day... So if it's already ruined - let's just keep eating more! Now I can eat EVERYTHING!" haha, smart me. How come you're Called *"Hagrid's Butt Crack"* when everyone else are called *"Mafalda Hopkirk"*? Excellent That would imply that you willingly came in your friend's mouth. It's called a birthday You have nothing to fear but fear itself. If unions were so great, we'd have a 35-hour work week by now. "You're IP" Only for ipad 2 or new ipad. It's because we have highest concentration of senior citizens in the country Well that's the last thing I needed to see right before going to bed. I know. By the looks of the writing and the grammar of the comment, it may *actually* be a little girl. What is going on? Baal. Wow, i haven't seen this one before..... Marverick? Not sure why downvotes. Read that as fuck my heels.. ....You guys make a *ridiculously* cute couple. Like, what is in the drinking water where you live No couple should look this perfect. Catherine the Great did not die while having sex with a horse. Jak 2... Who could be interested? Damn war movies... The Thin Red Line I was replying sarcastically to sarcasm . In a calc class lmao..people staring at me Seriously? What's your major? And why wasn't it my major? I think it would have been creepier "So I saw this butterfly struggling for its life and I took this picture as it took its dying breath " :D Attacking defending, who cares, what's the difference... no it's not 5:00 EST... as we are still in daylight savings time. Way to misquote me. What are you? Fox News? MFW "I hate beer" = I agree Super Bowl XL Champion... ... wut?? ‏ Well I made both of them so that's why they're similar Stabbed? My phone has almost as much processing power as your computer . I'm a contingent worker for larger company (I'm a contracted security manager), and when my boss on their side went on vacation, they put a 20 year old intern in charge of me Really? No thanks... That guy knows an awful lot about hitmen.. stay classy, reddit. this bike only has slightly less power than my new 700 This is a thing The mental image that invoked...cannot unsee... Kept him going Wait... so the "*ultimate* Zerg+Toss army" lost to the just Toss army Scumbag le CoD fanboy FYI: I'm a Hispanic, and I happen to make this meme sound realistic as it seems. "Squid Girl". At first I was like and then I was like :D Heh, the school's lawyer's rebuttal is "yeah these tapes are dramatic, but we followed his treatment orders". Or "oh sure, we shocked the shit out of him, but it's ok because we planned to do it." Como dicen acá en reddit: "To get a guy off by using only your foot." How much does your 8$ poutine cost? I was halfway through the video again before I realized it had started over Not...fucking cool Funny I was thinking the same thing, I couldn't stop looking at it, 35.. What they did to "Deadpool"... Maybe I have a penis and am just mid-sex change True... I do try my best though when I catch myself acting... Female-y.... Slayer referencing picture, username represents Overkill, and I think I found a metal head... To me it doesn't mean they're literally right, just that you HAVE to act like they're right. Because God forbid you tell a customer they're wrong and they never come back. Your sister? Dafuq? Or try a mating call Hmm, I feel like many would see that title and be sad but almost understanding.. (the whole, terrible desperate situation yadda-yadda deal) but the fact that they took a picture makes it seem a lot darker... like these people might have done it regardless of the famine ಠಠ ಠಠ This is a lame answer. If you are in a public university the teacher has obligations that have to be met legally and there are perfectly valid avenues for you to fight this sort of BS. If you do nothing you have utterly abandoned your right to whine about it, unless of course all you are really interested in are those cool internet points. And your gender is irrelevant. ( ) Mentioned gender after being referred to as a dude. Playing music while a player is down on the field . Oh yes...super fun chopsticks, indeed. Wat > Also, 9 headshots out of 53 kills She must have came across some scary shit whilst painting all of those flowers! I can't even imagine... Ahh. I see. So you will prob be like yup. Ok that's good. At least someone understands how crappy it was to be a freshman > Truly scary, and an impressive compilation. Would seem to overrule pure coincidence. Not all people smoke to feel "fucked up" Partial Sri Lankan here. It's amazing the amounts of casual racism that can happen to you because of Sri Lankan heritage. I dont know what it is but it's sickening. There have been multiple instances where I explain that my mother is Sri Lankan and people will say things like "oh you brown people are all alike to me, I thought you were just a dirty Mexican" etc etc. I know what you're talking about, it hurts so bad to pee because all the medication theyve given you is being excreted, yet it feels like one of the best pisses you've ever taken I'm in NC and I had it... But the shit froze mid download. sure, we believe you... I would of guessed you were gay but then came the .. Now I'm really confused... Can you explain? Sorry of this is insensitive but how do you end up cowgirl unwillingly? That shirt sucks. Please stop with this joke. We know you like the song and everything. You... you realize *you're* included in "r/gaming" because you're commenting here, and therefore are subject to your own analysis, right? For age 8+ Does it make your breast, enhance in size? Well, the whiskey part is more his thing, he gave me some to try and I nearly barfed up a lung, and he started laughing his ass off. But I actually have brought over some professionally recorded operas (with English subtitles) and watched them, and he seems to like watching them with a glass of wine and a big Cuban cigar. And then he turns on porn. You think I know? Dat bathroom... ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ^ The green mile I still haven't clicked that link. Don't tempt me. Japan, judging by the kana. /r/techhelp Kurt, back off. It's stupid that this is a problem, but you're hogging all the rescues. Hey man I'm in my post grad class high as a giraffe ATM by Dot Comme? But not a vagina :P Though I guess he could still be the one doing the...... Footing Yeah--but not a good one. Thank God it wasn't a criminal trial You must be related to my husband Really? Ha. Yeah, real cool bro. After that we can snipe fresh spawns in Elektro... The picture was taken exactly 45 years after JFK was shot. I sense a conspiracy. some men just want to watch the world burn. "When you drink Dr. Pepper, you drink a bite to eat" I thought he pulled out his dick and the other guy sliced it off InsaneSensation apparently learned nothing today... I can't un-see that What the fuck did I just read?!? MSEE here, you get an up vote for bringing speaking I tongues to science. I'd only go there for food and beverage. 92 Octane? GTFO Hey, what's with the downvotes? Pokemon ain't no card game on motorcycles. Mudkip seems to be having a blast on swampert Well you know hunting and stuff It's a day off but of course not a paid day off .... I worked with hundreds of them. The heatsinks on the Lenovo T60 and T61 were crap and constantly clogged with dust. The clogged heatsink would then destroy the fan bearing and require a replacement of the entire assembly. We had machines go through 3 or 4 heatsink assemblies. They were SO prone to dust build up and overheating that we got an air compressor because it was cheaper then all the canned air we were using. Then we burned out the compressor motor. You should! I'm about to start crocheting a blanket for winter buuuut I just have to talk myself into spending the money for the yarn. ...by telling myself making a cashmere blanket is cheaper than buying one. That President Tyler has two living grandchildren. I mean the dude was born in 1790 Aliens, it was aliens someone who can play the objective while getting some kills. Doesn't use rocket launchers like a douche , and has a good kdr ** ** What's up with that coke pinky nail in the 3rd pic? There are no penguins in Antarctica How about a link to the original image? Looks legit He looks...um.....thrilled Your name has a racial slur in it... When I went to put it in r/pics, r/picsofniggers came up. It has over 30,000 subscribers. Or worse the women at my shoe store, go in grab the display and try it on... Not a single glance at the size, then say they don't want it because it doesn't fit... Holy shit, that last sentence was such a run-on, gave me a headache He's implying masturbation Shit, I have to up vote this out of principle. But that would be more suitable for 4chan Tyrone Some of these comments are just... terrible I am constantly switching out something I don't want to since the directional thing is one piece and can roll sideways ...kickstand I showed my gf the picture of this frog and she's like, is that our fault it's like that? What. What is wrong with the photo? You said how could anyone think this is wrong? I've never understood where people find the time to picket these clinics. Don't they have jobs they should be doing? I thought prostate cancer her face SANDals Hold up grade 3 IRAs So in other words, they don't pay enough and you won't do it? So you agree with me in essence? What the hell is going on in here Can't tell if I should upvote because more people should know about this, or downvote because it's so horrible. You lack vision. Are you shitting me? I know a guy who's all about consciousness being 'quantum'. Yet he can't actually explain exactly *how* its 'quantum' and actively avoids discussing the topic My God... intelligence because YOLO Let's not turn this rape into a murder. That's supposed to be much? you know, it is not true. I'm playing that right now. 3 different umbrellas Seriously, dude? I don't think you know when the constitution was written... @ isn't correct punctuation to use in a sentence Whenever people try to get me to do a blood drive and I explain I have anemia I get this - "Da faq is that. Is it terminal " I'm very worried that the 98 in your name is the year you were born in... For some reason, this made me lol. Even though I only played 15 games in it, I'd say that I was told to scout in about 7 of them. Yup thats how i discovered this place . I want out San Francisco does't have a subway My boss is Barack Obama. Doubt this is going to happen to me in the future Yes. ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ Wow, this quiz is perfect for /r/atheism. All of the ~~atheists~~ nobel prize winning scientists on this subreddit will definitely get all of the questions correct. I bet if we posted this on /r/christianity all of the le fundies would fail. Oh nice! You must go to *every single college in existence.* Congrats. Gaia I had no idea what you were talking about until I clicked the link... mother of god Thanks. I didn't know whether to :D or to when I saw that. My mom wanted to name me Xavier or Zack, my dad fought for Thomas look at my username and guess who won... I wouldn't, but my mum just said she'd tell the police if I kills someone.. thanks To explain this post here a bit better, specifically the guy's son was fucking the dog with a hairbrush. Why is my forum sig the icon for this. Ow my fucking head Black Conservative...... So you're willing to let another man, who you've never met, date your girlfriend, as long as he's old and you get to spend the money he gives her? Yeah - legit - your relationship is solid and will last forever. Looks like you went boogie boarding Not like i buy anything, go anywhere, do anything, much less see anyone anyway...there is no escaping Reddit My God... You gave yourself a facial. your doing it wrong. They would, if it were attached to their Facebook pages. That subreddit is funny, but at the same time, terribly creepy So you're saying you did this? ಠ_ಠ NO I AM When did I say I wanted to see naked 12-year old girls? His school IS underfunded. Stay classy, PAX. I did lol, though. well played? he owns an HHR Yea I know, .. Like I said its not my video. If it were mine it would be in landscape... But after opening Skrillex yelled "You guys paid $300 for these tickets... Put your fucking cameras down!" ಠ_ಠ Yeah, no. And my forum signature is the icon for the link. ( ) "Looks like he's about to become..." ( )>--■-■ The air bubbles. Mother of god The kinect recognises body movements and full body gestures. Not faces I did the same thing for a desk set that a local cab company had linked up to their radio system. Instead of being dropped in the toilet though, it had been vomited in. Yolonazi.... A pocket full of wet dog poo? At Philippes for some pregame chow... Gotta get to the stadium early to get some of that Hello Kitty action. OH COME ON MAN. It's called rebuilding our image! Couldn't you have switched to an Alabama novelty account or something? lol I'm exactly the same. It's like as soon as I start to feel lonely the Universe forces WoW into my life and I retreat to my dark little man cave. It really fucks me over sometimes. Like right now... Opinions are opinions. I like void :P Dr. Pepper and Marlboro menthol lights sounds like the most disgusting combo i can imagine...ugh You are so _hairy_ for an _Asian girl_. My thoughts exactly! These pool games in the Ro16 are best of 1 with some huge players duking it out! USE THE [s] TAG! "In the press release, officials said that the type of cannabis was too weak to have intoxicating effect and could not have led to addiction." I'm a bot James. His 'other dick'? Gay population of reddit: ...soooo not the same thing at all happened to your boyfriend. At first I was like: "Oh, wow I loved these books as a kid! Thanks so much for reminding me! Memory lane here I come!" Then I saw the sex reference. And a mod who spent 30 minutes redoing the sidebar markdown and CSS, yet receives no personal thanks, because a mod decided to break the news without ensuring things like the sidebar or css were ready nice rage comic! gave me a good laugh! :D but i have something to say here... wtf mods you make a rule saying 2-8 panels and don't even enforce the rule? i understand because the comic is funny and all but seriously... not even a warning or anything. *cough* *cough* Those are ears of disapproval Single player *co-op* campaigns? Nice list! Kinda disappointed though. I clicked on the Heavy Cream tape thinking how badass that band name is... got a Cream mixtape instead Wut? As a black gamer, this is what I have to deal with on *a daily basis. Playing right into a stereotype here Classy rape joke. So 15 hits on scores you 75? Took one look...... yep it'll fit as long as she doesn't bite down like that True, it's really a lose lose situation Get over it. I work for a law firm. Yes, but *clearly* the new clever title this time makes it worth a repost. I was not involved, but I will accept your declaration of war anyway. Be warned. That's a pig. Pardon me for not giving people *who want to flush my fucking rights down the toilet* the benefit of the doubt. pretty sure this still counts as a cat You taught me that Clefable oh god why?!?? Good thing they didnt ask for a presentation on Uranus A gathering of people who like to be isolated to discuss isolation? I originally gave it up because Sci-fi started showing wrestling and the History channel (one of my favorites) went the way of ancient aliens.. but now that I'm spoiled by torreents, I lack the attention span for commercials... by the time a 3min commercial break is over I forget what was going on in my show Dat context Ohahahaha I will try Sweet. Caroline. I feel dumb sometimes too... Could it be... You are me. Why did you pick that username? I am reading the Hobbit right now, and it haunts my thoughts. "Dildo slipped the ring on his finger." I used my hand too. When I see these memes they always end with his whooping noise at the end That troll should go walk the hard yards in Africa, come back, and THEN voice her opinion about whether we should adopt the same worker mentality as Africa. OH GOD WHY Oh, but I can. My mom threw away my John Stamos autograph. I wish, no they are my own answers but I really hate giving super short unsatisfactory answers. Especially when I'm not as good at reading( never leaves time for that ) so I always make up for that by the speaking and listening. TeamFAP? thanks, you had me looking all over that gif for a backpack Hey if your going to make stories up at least make them believable. It doesn't need steak sauce if you cook it right. you kinda need to find better sources, just because you can list a source, doesn't make said source valid. >It doesn't need steak sauce if you cook it right. Well let me apologize for sharing my anecdote and opinion. I thought this was an open forum, but apparently having an opposing view and experience is inflammatory. Thats just a joke stop taking everything litteral like fox news vs anyone they dont like Me too... fluffy as shit BASTARDS! I cannot believe it either op Says "Black guy" in title. Reddit automatically assumes it's stolen And now Foster has been called up.... It doesn't need steak sauce if you cook it right. Well that's stupid it looks nicer on my phone stupid apple He did a speech at Paine College for the graduating class. I got to listen and his speech was pretty mean. I was really young when I listened so I only remember bits of it, but the best way to describe what I heard was imagine Uncle Ruckus from the Boondocks giving a speech to a predominantly African American College 'Evangelical Christian doctor.' Of course it does. Won't work on iPad A death note, notebook. If you don't know what it is... YouTube it. "does much more" >I asked the employee "who unplugged the speaker wire?" they responded with shrugs. I asked the employee "who didn't turn on the speaker?" they responded with shrugs. I asked the employee "who didn't turn up the volume?" they responded with shrugs. I asked the employee "who didn't read the article I wrote?" they responded with shrugs. whatchamean ? that's a high five right there! Upon closer examination, I concede. Its either a 250 or 500. I have no clue how a 6'4" man would fit on one of those.... Everything needs a helipad. 'possible' pay So you're trying to tell me that Adam lived for 930 years? Are those spider eggs hatching? Had a douche bag in my zoology class try this to me. It felt like something was pinching me, but it didn't hurt, so I ignored it. After standing up, I looked down and saw the tack. But you can probably tweet from it Lol oh god I actually remember seeing way too many of those douche bags who have to put balls on their trucks to compensate for their no balls /r/atheism I could care less if you look good, but don't expect me to uhh...think you look good . It doesn't affect my view of your person, except in that particular way. I just happen to want to look attractive, and I don't think that makes me "up myself." If you don't, fine, don't spend the money. I don't know about that. I have 30MB download speeds and the PS3 connection test shows only 15MB speeds. I'm wired to the router and nothing else in the house is connected to the Internet. A Sony rep told me that it depends from the server that you are downloading from. Why??? No redditor in their right mind will ever willingly go into a spider's general area! Because no American should have to work at a low paying job. ovaltine . . . Yes, she totally "excepts" it. ummm... nop ... I'm glad because I didn't think of it like that. I like all of the advice and support, Thank you... FairyGodmother Please tell me you don't think 50 shades is erotically written... I have no problem with anything you said except for that implication. All I can say is I live in the tip of the penis After taking 3 years of honors Spanish, I only understood parts of this... However, the ending worries me. I'm not much of pro at text/ASCII art, but I often use the "Face of Disapproval" ( ) outside of Reddit, and people like it a lot because it's new to them, and it resembles a face surprisingly well! They're still disappointing them. I don't see your logic. >No. i am a sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I can see nasty all around the burners Guy who dropped him got him while on auto draft. He picked up mendenhall instead. The voice of the little girl reminds me of, well, the little girls in Elfen Lied. Just...without the dismemberment. Of course. Il n'avait pas d'oeil au beur noir lors de l’arrestation ... Je me demande ce qu'il s'ait produit . Sorry to hear that man. I had a roommate like that once upon a time...my stepbrother I don't even... When I was 13 I got hurt and had a compound fracture. broke my shine and had my knee mangled and femur broken. I was told I could never play football and/ or run again. My parents sought a second opinion and I was them told I would be fine in about 6 months of cast and then physical therapy. Tricker doctors on military bases really suck this bothers me worse than seeing an exploded person ლ( ლ) Why is this here? Delayed? It doesn't even have a release date yet. Not a whole lot, true. Lingerie shots = more profile views All I heard was 'peanut butter bread cracker' Thanks for that. I have the weirdest lady boner now. I have passed your details to r/karmaconspiracy Sentences that begin with "I'm sorry but." I think he's just 13. Look at his comment history i had this argument at least every other day when i worked there, it even once (not thru me) got to corporate and they were required to give us lunches then, so they cut our hours so we didnt work more than 6... Waaaaay up 4chans ass... I've been on the internet *too* long..... You redditors are all racist! ^(ಠ) ^(ಠ) There's 7th graders on reddit... "Excuse me professor, I'd like to interrupt class for a moment to call out this fellow in the middle of the lecture hall" Untouched wood indoors is my favorite Occasionally they are a dude! Remember when all the rocks were upvoted to the front page for almost 3 days straight? Link was purple >It changed for the worst when that awful Ask a Rapist thread was posted. The last time I saw a girl mention her gender and love for video games in one post, there were a bunch of comments saying that she must be fat. Umm ya...sure Yes. Don't start this bullshit again. I think we are smart enough to realize how the comic would work from a different perspective. Just because you are unable to think of something original doesn't mean you copy the things you see on the front page. You could have put this in the comments of the first comic. Couldn't find any parking in front of Starbucks Some kid named Joey shit in the school pool last year for $20. I hate myself for pointing this out, but it's bugging me. That verse doesn't exist. That book isn't even in the Bible... Fuck that guy I'm downvoting it as hard as I can. If all these people love FB posts so much, why don't they just stay there and stop ruining Reddit for the rest of us On the first day of school, I saw an older kid that was older than me wearing a Challenge Accepted t-shirt. In my mind I was like: "This is why we need to live certain things on the internet. Both of you misspelled "misspelled". I'm more concerned on how to wash that white shirt. Hard to get the stains out. It's also more than a little spammer-like to make your first post to reddit be a plug for your online store. Use it once and you're fucked. You don't have the special glasses. Oh what the fuck man?! No. No. You did *not* just ask for a link to a picture of dog shit. I was all ready with the upboat, then you dropped the class warfare bomb... > le reddit face with meme arrows What the fuck is this: ? Saw some concord's with an air unit today Reddit changed for me just now after clicking that link and browsing through the posts. Why? Just why? You overestimate the complexity of our work Your grammar Well one time...oh wait I've yet to have one since they never reply to me  Much better. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^^ಠ_ಠ^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^^ Why the fuck did you use a GIF from Tim & Eric? Fin hat has tassels As the one guy out of two in a crew of 23 ladies, I'm always anxious someone might misinterpret a gesture or word wrongly. Somehow I became the default shoulder to cry on for some reason ( ) but at least it's better than having to be on tiptoes all the time. That hurts my head when I read it . I saw this on Facebook...Yesterday vhs This is their best work yet! Buy Charizarding mugs and T-shirts.. Yup, like maybe how you've amassed over 300,000 comment karma in almost 90 days. Meth isn't the problem, I think Reddit is your addiction. OMG a unit ended up imbalanced in the beta let us freak out and pretend blizzard won't patch it. A constitution-holding permit? People are doing speeches in my English class, I just got kicked out for uncontrollable laughter aaaaaaaand now becasue of you i googled sheep vagina, thanks man ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Very tacticool If barrack and Taylor Lautner had a kid... This is the result I just bought some! They are in processing I make a fraction of what you make, and I believe that we should all go back to Clinton tax levels. The Bush tax cuts are, by far, the biggest reason we have the deficit everyone is so worried about... At least Obama wants to raises taxes at all, unlike the Republicans who claim that we can fix the deficit problem with *more* tax cuts... I feel like I'm taking crazy pills Not any ass Some people at my school should flaunt what they do have, not what they don't. I am too tired. I read that as "Instead of jerking off, jerk them off" Because this hyperbolic under-exaggeration is really the underlying meaning of my point. when i was in elementary school i worried a lot of my teachers this way. "no, that's always been there!" and then of course "hmm that looks more like a bruise to me sweetie, and even a little one on the other eye!" they probably thought i was abused the first few times they saw me... My grandpa has that literally head to toe. Being desi (Pakistani/Indian/Begali) means that instead of white and whiter, he gets dark-ass-brown with pale-as-fuck-white. I always thought it was so cool when I was little. I would ask him about it all the time. Looking back now, I can see why everyone says I was a dick. What? No Timmies? Wat. What if it only works in Internet Explorer? Your name.... They do wut Apparently I want one You misspelled ( ). "Cumbox" .. I just had to google it. Now reddit will never be the same for me. Not from you. GOD DAMMIT, THAT WAS MY VIDEO. pretty sure Apple Keyboard II is right. right? but switches...? rubber dome? Uh. Sarcasm? If so, fuck you. If not, no, they shouldn't. Oh, I guess that makes all the difference... Didn't realize that Sequoioideae were so particular in regional species... Coastal sequoias can grow anywhere I guess but inland Kings Canyon sequoias must be totally different. Thanks for clearing that up Good call... This will be lost but it's a goodie. My 2yo (at the time) came home and told me that the sun was a planet. I was like WTF?!? Who told you that crazy nonsense?!? Apparently her grandma (my mom ) at 50 thought the sun was a planet. It took quite a bit of conversation for my daughter to realize grandma was wrong. Did you just take this from Twitter? Really? Seriously. Silly gif gets you . Fun story gets you upvote. ....Or maybe because, you know, Yiddish is a mixture of Hebrew and German. I'm looking to playthrough borderlands 1 if anyone is interested in loving me- I mean being my friend **(ಠ_ಠ)^(ಠ_ಠ)^^(ಠ_ಠ)^^^( )** ¿Por qué ? How would dinosaurs even be implemented into the game I know the feel bro. The exact same thing happend to me not once, but twice.. Fucking cats... Did you really put your waffle on a blanket? Not Metalcore but I fucking love these Frenchies. When I discovered r/drugs. Those people post pictures of drugs they're about to do, and ask for tips!!!? This is the first time I've actually made the face in the title and I didn't even look at the title, just clicked the RES picture button. At first I didn't think anything and as soon as I realized what it was I was like . What is a sheeple? All I can think of is a sheep's head on a human body. «A suit jacket is just a dinner jacket» hold blade of knife against side of peeled banana. push knife completely through banana. repeat. "oh fuck it, that's too hard to do again". Well, that got real racist real quick. The reflection on the table makes it look like he has freakishly long legs ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ It wasn't a faceplant he was break dancing All gone. Freaking Freemium... ლ( ლ) N'empêche, comment se fesse que les rançais maitrisent aussi bien les codes du partisauvage original ? So you're saying you'd rape her? Sure, sure. Just as the opposite of disaster is aster. why would anyone downvote this??? WHYY??? ლ( ლ) Unfortunately I have. My towns teens have caught the plague of mediocre Top 40 music and think being a juggalo is cool my high school is like tumblr. We have the same laptop you used "*facepalm*" and " " in the same post How does this already have so much content Are you insinuating your going to drive after drinking shots? DAT CABLE MGMT I asked it to search for bing it on and it lost on that. He's just teaching her gymnasti...oh her feet are strapped I guess I'll come back, but this is a warning Dammit, when I saw the picture I thought of making a Jason statham comment. You stole it from me wait.... are you serious? I'm sorry, I don't think this should continue to go on. That was the worst rational for breaking the law I've read yet. That was along the lines of a doctor being legally forced to take care of everyone in his waiting room, wether they can pay or not, so the doctor kills most of them. That "adult" has really small feet... ... whoa, wtf! Not cool doc, not cool dogg, you said 1 degree in your post.. what example was I supposed to use? Oh my gosh I don't even have words for how freaking nasty that is. When you think about it, Hitler's life was a classic underdog story, he went from nothing to leader of the Third Reich. And then he became a mass murderer This is not safe for LIFE. Please tag it such. > anyone able to explain that thought process? >Looks at generic NFL flair. had to google cornhole cause at first i was like At least you’re not a euro redditor that is unemployed bored out of his mind on a computer that can’t do shit Shes willing to bathe in a tub of deliciously popped kernels and shes only your girlfriend What is wrong with you man!?!? I didn't want to ban you, I just wanted to . wat Bing?.. The LTE addition... for the price of a subsidized top of the line smartphone an why are you marked as one? I would imagine at this point most of the good funny images that are posted on Facebook are reposted FROM reddit because there are only up votes to be had there... You intentionally feed? Sorry, I don't understand what the " " was for. I meant "strange" in the sense of any man I don't know, as opposed to a woman or someone I do know. Not that I immediately suspected any man I don't know would try to assault me. It just brought back a flood of bad memories. PTSD or some shit. You two . Well he needs to protect his identity . Keyboard. PS: If you came out as a gay 16 year old, how did you see me naked at the MTC? Cuando vi el titulo del post tuve que volverlo a leer, a la primera vi "México, con más analfabetas que hace 10 años **en** UNAM" "It has faster internet than the Android tablet too!" Gotta love how smug people can be when they can set the time on their VCR and therefore think that all tech problems are easy. Obviously these servers run themselves, I'll just go on permanent holiday now. Tra la la. michael j fox does not appreciate such outrageous claims about his driving habits My teachers said that too. I said "But I have a calculator right here on my watch". His reply "Take that off for the test." I had the double whammy of being taught DARE in a catholic school. One thing that always stuck with me was when they told us that people can get AIDS from sharing joints. Maybe he's implying that black people don't normally look good in any situation ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ I'm on to you Redditor for 14h. TIL that I am blind... Someone buy these girls a camera. I'm poor. Be careful on the draw. Plus it's raining. Plus plus she has a Siberian tiger cub on the back. nothing wrong with the original Should be posted in /r/fisting....oh, wait...that's not his arm Imagine the discussion about tomato and potato Your fiends? ....... Wrong hole. How does " " describe this entry in anyway whatsoever? Seriously. Tyson didn't have Greg Jackson...He had Don King Tyson didn't have Greg Jackson...He had Don King Your beuatiful. Share your love with each other and enjoy... and don't be surprised when a bunch of dudes n reddit stress out that they don't know womens bodies as well as two women who are exploring each others bodies. Also, ima dude and I've been told I kick pussy like a champion. Also had a girl squirt in my face as proof... guys can do this stuff as well... Lol. When I discovered Reddit, I would be on for 3+ hours in the morning, then 2+ around noon, then when my eyes got to this . and that could be anywhere between 10pm to 4am I see a lot of facts behind your statement. - never accept substitutes! - this entire fucking thread... Guild Wars 2 just crashed on me... I seemed to notice the fact he has three balls. Retarded bronies its so true Frankly that was pretty terrible. Talk about not doing the research! Browsing submission history... Small child amidst your porn shoots.. No. Leave Wondo alone! Worst NSFW tag of the day Running around on that bridge during wedding season is a riot!! Plenty of pretty bridesmaids, if ya know what I mean... :nudge nudge: Maybe with next system update? ლ( ლ) WIN >( )> Yes, because we disagree with your particular interpretation *obviously* means we believe the Bible has no authority. Well, I'm a second year biological chem Ph.D. student, and I think all of you need to stop arguing about high school chemistry and get back to the lab IVE. it's addictIVE. No. Oh, and sorry about the terrible photos. I left my card reader at work, and one would *think* that a $900 laptop would have a better camera... Tell that to him. I hope that was on purpose I heard what you said Trick request....they're already the same No OP, fuck you. You're title is shit and had nothing to do with this post. When people use " " it shows they have no creativity. Even your comments in this thread use the stupid fucking face. /end rant He's voiced by Patrick Steward Why is there a ball sack next to your name Centereach here, soon to be Farmingville once I close on my house on Monday! What does "dad" taste like? Good for you. Good to know you're doing the right thing for the wrong reasons. I have to get there at 7 for jazz band. ... you could have flushed first before taking the pictures. But you thought that texture pack was a good idea?     Have you ever wondered where came from? ಠಠ ಠಠ *Tells all spiders to invade gigastazio's house* MFW you stumbled in here from r/all Hooray, more fluff. Seriously? I'd also have lots of fun explaining ANAL_PLUNDERING to my Mom Tagging you with ಠಠ ಠಠ just so I can use that face when the need arises. Thank you. At least it looks *mostly* whole. If there were noticeable parts missing, I'd die. FOR SCIENCE! I....think i use it wrong.... Discriminating on colours! Every colour is beautiful! Shame on you females, we have moved past that neanderthal way of thinking. I am disappointed... My friend once got laser eye surgery... **in Mexico...** Seriously, you didn't see the roll call by the mayor of LA? dude... opposite brackets As soon as Windows has a hiccup, the IT guys will come in and redo everything... Fuck Windows and everything about it There may have been until you used the incorrect form of your/you're... * * Seeing as he's black he probably stole it I see what you did there This!! This will get you an A ლ( ლ) Welp I'm an idiot. I didn't put an actual title. Double karma max That isn't r/bestof. Even I cried. Oh, holy shit. I was sure I was the only person on the planet who immediately knew a Charles Bragg. Weirdly uncomfortable story is that my dad is a urologist and was, shall we say, a little obsessed with Bragg. I grew up in a house with several signed Bragg prints and art books laying around. Damn it photoshop! Some men just want to watch the wortld burn I read it as Sona Fart . I need to go to sleep is this... just a collection of pics from /r/funny submitted to /r/funny? No, because that would cause pronoun confusion. Shriners, football fans, and Republican senators are apparently all subsets of furries by your ingenious definition. 'your know' I would have added more blue cheese but forgot to pile it on before the American and it kept rolling off into the grill ..... Most people have two hands. Am I the only one who can see that this can be read "don't lease me"? That is not nearly enough to cook anything good . But most definitely banana bread What the fuck? I love the iconography. I always thought that instead of swapping Hayden Christiansen in for the older blue ghost at the end of Jedi, they should have put in the blue kid. NOPE. I hate this poster. never realized Wailord was nearly 1000km long Make that shove a kick Did it once on accident. We thought it was over, but turns out it wasn't. My dick had a viscous brown slime all over it You built a diamond hoe These monosexuals and their monosexual delusions... Wouldn't preventing your breasts from bouncing every once in a while actually cause that tissue to breakdown from not being used? If you don't use it, you lose it? "She was like 40 with fantastic natural boobs so I believe it" size? wearing a bra or not? fake ones? This is gonna be a hit! Quick listen to it before it gets played out by radio stations And no dust? Yeah i just looked it up, you guys are number one in military spending, and spend more than the top 5 countries on the list COMBINED WTF Yeah, good luck doing that when the guy is two feet away from you and already has his gun out (& has an armed buddy with him) I've been at this for a week now, and I've already had a testicular torsion You were called ugly? Hahaha . I would be lucky to have a gorgeous lady like yourself. THEY_HAVE_SPARKLING_VAMPIRES! ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ How can u fap on it it's not "fapable" So... You're upset over more PVP on a PVP server. As an American I have no idea who any of these people named are but it doesn't take much even for a sheltered person like myself to know that this stupid fat bitch of a cow needs to be taken down a few billion notches. Our protocol is extremely open ended when it comes to starting IV's, stating that in any patient with pain or nausea we may give a fluid bolus. As for my personal approach I take several factors into consideration. If its patient who absolutely needs fluids right away, I obviously get the line right away. If its a patient I need to draw bloods on I'll make sure I find time for it such as with a CP or SOB. If its a patient I know the hospital will draw bloods like a general illness I will only take time to do the IV if I'm done with everything else I have to do and still have a reasonable amount of time to start the IV so I don't find myself sitting on the ramp finishing up at the hospital. Other factor I often consider, my out time: a patient with an IV cannot go in the waiting room. If I start a IV on a general ill who could have gone to the waiting room, and then I have to wait with the patient since they now can't go to the WR due to the IV, my partner might give me the as we're sitting in the hallway. Apparently, I used to pull down my pants when we had family over, swing my toddler penis in circles, with my hands resting behind my head and sing; 'this is my willy willy, yes my willy willy'. I **DO NOT** remember doing this Were there bottles involved? I never felt a situation where was more appropriate when he said "Or you want to lick them?" And recently she came out and said something along the lines of "people who are jealous of her wealth and position should refrain from drinking, smoking, and socializing, and should work harder." NSFL because it *ruins childhoods*... Your Div-O left a smiley face on the whiteboard?? Oh my god! You edited the video. It wasn't a joke! I see what you did there Wow, you're really laying a lot of responsibility on a stranger there Yes, I'm sure he'd love to read all our comments. Pas autant que les apostrophes à l'inclinaison défectueuse Vaginal discharge, I was eating . Budget. Tmnt Vol. 1 issue 1 is a god place! On the bookshelf I suddenly feel like I'm being spammed. No one to blame but myself. An Iron bikini mod? Really? more dumb ლ( ლ) Dude, she's fucking 12. Not to mention bringing up psychological horrors.. It's not my fault I was born with an inny instead of an outie! ლ( ლ) Revive/Surge AD Veigar ...from myself Check my submission history, there's a house tutorial by me that was on the front page of r/minecraft a while ago. Maybe...it's a mASER why did you all know how deer piss tastes ? Plot twist! He isn't a dude either Yeah, it's the symbol for Bromine BallBustinFootLovin.com? Wait, update your Facebook and Twitter status first! Then reddit. Stop it. This post made me spit soda all over my desk...I hope you're happy You win this time lizard. where are my cards ordered last week? Possibly would have been better off going with The Avengers as opposed to having 4 Marvel and 2 DC . Uniform? No. Jersey. Not an imgur link downvoting! All 5 of the threads were immediately downvoted A damn good one... Please tell me where you see anything that gives it away in the original pic. Everything is covered in Ice in my picture [](/rmanspike " ") Ooooooooo turn it on. I thought we were talking about runescape... Why are you shirtless in a park... Marriott is owned by Mormons... ...juggalos still exist * * Yeah, we need to see the woman side. Wow, it's almost as if Half-Life 2 is not available on the Xbox 360 and can't be played That's the queens husband.... You really shouldn't care what fans of throw and catch game says ! Even if its a multi million $$ throw & catch league !! Why are they calling it football league its beyond me ... Why are his eyes always red Mine is: "Thank you for the reminder that the sperm doesn't like my eggs." I used to but then I took an arrow to the knee. ಠಠ ಠಠ Really? Because I'm a member of such a group. ***ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ *** that might be funny when the kid is like 15. 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Didn't believe it was only 35 minutes long, so I went into iTunes to check. It's only 35 minutes long Ugh, yeah, they accidentally injured someone else's car. And they pay for it because they're at fault. That's how "car accidents" and the law work. But the same doesn't apply for rape? And taking into account that rape is premeditated and maliciously intended, unlike most car accidents? Yeah, that makes tons of sense to me. You had TVs when you were kids... Lucky b******ds. Right, because Reddit has *never* been used as a marketing tool. Heactually means how to join an chat with an other chat client lulz No sirve la escuela, ¿verdad? This deserves more upvotes than those damn puns "That guy" is Prince Phillip Seems you inherited your moms schemer genes not sure if or lol You just gotta love how they want a "hyper realistic" military shooter, but they don't want you using your gun because that makes you a fag Open your eyes Rook up to the sky and seeeeeeeeeee Seriously rapewizard? > Analrapist chief keef, that's that shit i don't like I'm eating a grape right now You couldn't possibly know this. my last breakup made me a better ENT Am I the only one who doesn't know about episode 5? I had to mow lawns as a kid..in fact I made a kid business cutting lawns when I was 11 or 12 to folks around the neighborhood..$5-$25 per lawn pending size (1970s). I was surprised when people paid me double or triple extra to do it in speedo or shirtless.. They always were concerned i get a tan while i worked. I never understood why til later. They all seemed like nice people. I have a gold botkiller and, interestingly, have never gotten random trade requests for it. I have gotten random requests for my scarf or pip-boy that I was currently wearing. I'm using that, man We all know what you're gonna be playing with. ** ** ლ( ლ) ಠ_ಠ rewarding vandalism Someone jumped on by back and yelled at me when i threw him off and pushed him into a drinking fountain once . [&#3232;\_&#3232;](/le "Do ಠ_ಠ you ಠ_ಠ think ಠ_ಠ you ಠ_ಠ can ಠ_ಠ tell ಠ_ಠ who ಠ_ಠ it ಠ_ಠ is ಠ_ಠ? ಠ_ಠ PM ಠ_ಠ me ಠ_ಠ then ") Thats pretty meta Yeah...It really needs a scope to be seen well. I was hoping if you had some sharp eyes you could put your front sight post on the downvote and fire. I'm assuming leaf sights? I wanted a 'normal' score to be about 9 with lots of head room for any fantastic shots. Remember, you can use as many followups as you want for the , so I would recommend starting there and shooting until you get the two hits. Near Georgia? AUB ALERT ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ _ಠ_ It is if you're a commentator...or a sophomore at A&M who doesn't understand football ಠ ಠ this is amazing! , but your still sleeping in your car ಠ ಠ All of the pictures bringing wtf back to "what the fuck" content are just really really old reposts. I don't mind the nostalgia, but seriously... I thought the third movie was awesome for the same reason I thought the sixth was awesome. It's all about aesthetics for me. And overall deftness of the movie-making. Going into all these movies, I pretty much expected to plot to be rather mishandled by bumbling screenwriters. For the most part, real HP fans could pick apart every single movie and write very lengthy lists on plot issues. That said, HBP and PoA are definitely my favorite movies for that reason. A small exception would be GoF, which I thought was super horrendous, even though it was pretty good as a movie, because almost everything they changed seemed to have no discernible purpose, which made it pretty impossible to enjoy for me. Nevermind **THE HAIRCUTS** The *Tropicana* and it's not Ti, it's "Treasure Island". Get off my lawn! ... ... so how should he take out the tower? oh, i know...he could fly a plane into it... On a Sunday? Its weird that everyone seems to be having this issue.. Do you have custom strings enabled? My carrier is " " and it stays that way even in Cydia. Usually Cydia disabled certain visual tweaks. Stuff like Winterboard using "All Signals+" or something. My guess would to be to make sure it is enabled and Respring your device, don't just reload settings Uuuugh. I've experienced that. I'm **so** lucky my mom understands my decision, but more importantly, she **believes me** that I fully intend to stay childfree. Everyone else seems to think of it as a phase. Like being a woman means I'll inevitably give in to the function of my reproductive organs. No just home. All the Ip's are from Georgia. I'm 3000 miles away from Georgia. | ( )| ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ You guys will all at me for this, but I'm a high school freshman and some of my friends from my dance studio are just starting middle school. I know I'm not that old, but I still feel a bit old. U went on /r/spaceclop for this, freaking disgusting bro But only if you sign in first. Like Bin Laden You got some sort of sick mind buddy   Did... did you just say Lancaster was "more yorkshire"?! I read that the wrong way Why is a question about cereal on the front page? ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ I don't see why this would belong on /r/WTF Metairie. ಠ_ಠ snatches out by who ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Omfg I'm never walking around your house naked ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Oh god I wish this face was in 72 pt font and bold You really seem hate grammar. What's your favorite color? See, it's funny because it's not relevant to the post topic (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ Regular Show slash... Don't want. uh oh I love these kinds of cats, I want to squish their faces. ლ( ლ) Because Americans are mainly one ethnic background like Polish citizens? ..and cut marks. The duck tape is on the wrong way. Those cups won't fall down, they will just be suspended. When I discovered were babies came from... So much The redeeming qualities - ok it....ಠ_ಠ...it.....ಠ_ಠ......and there was...ಠ_ಠ...um....hmm. That is exactly what happens when you try and use a drill bit to remove a screw. Try a screw driver bit next time. I can see this happening every once in a while, but every night? jorts ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ What is this, ifunny? I have a very bad luck when it comes to fast food, 9 times out of 10 they get my order wrong, or don't give me what I ordered at all. It will always seem to be me too :/ it can be a car full of people. Everyone will be satisfied but i get fucking pickles and mustard I've come across a 12 year old on COD using a lag switch soo obviously and talking on the mic about how he's lag switching. And when I told him he sucks cause he has to lag switch to get kills, he said, and I quote "Well you're using a machine gun on hardcore search and destroy" I read things like this and wonder why I still miss my asshole of an ex-boyfriend hahaha. my face when i got to the preteen gangbang at the end of IT: intimate I read this as "Shitting on someones face". I was like After re-reading the comment and assuming the OP is male, my face is still Why must all the idiots respond to MY posts? In middle school computer class, i misstyped a URL and it sent me to a "this site is for sale" page. The teacher saw this, and proceeded to rant for several minutes how i was "wasting the classes time" and "distracting the other students" 1,130 people like this. Hurray! Wait, your username. ^ Your girlfriend is 13? and they would die of mysterious causes , its a cursed lawn you fool Gracias por tu noble servicio "Old Man" is a title, like "President" or "King". And you better give it the respect it deserves Wasnt really advertising, I thought that maybe you would like the rotation. Sorry! Didnt know you were that easily offended You don't say shooting an AK47 out of a car window might be illegal? ಠಠ ಠಠ Yes, you're right Obviously none of these people have ever played vanilla or xbox360 edition. SVD ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Is that it? No kidding. I kind of expect that behaviour with politics and other hot topics even though I don't like it, but for not liking a herb? Not cool. It's happened a number of times with me. Usually I'm smiling about something in the textbook or something, and it's pretty obvious I'm not talking to anyone (never really had friends till high school 'cause we moved around so much). One of them had the gall to tell me, during recess, that I should smile more. I was all and thinking "bitch, you serious?" (I was too timid to say it out loud, and it's been drilled into my impressionable head that teachers are always right, and you never, ever talk back). > Training for private pilot license. Colour blind. Can only fly VFR. Oh articles!! That's too much for me to be bothered with. Oh how connotations change over the years... Hillis I am so upset at Bills D/ST. I agonized all week over whether to start Bills or Bears and I ended up going with the Bills because "it's only the Jets." It pains me to read that Where do you work?!? 96 hours? That is because America is opposite in terms of seasons to Australia. I used to ** ** but then I took an arrow to the knee. ლ( ლ) Ponies. I was trying to hear you out until you referred to their strategy as being "gay". So, um, your keeper girlfriend is like fucking twelve, bro. cansur is wen teh comics maek you adn say "das no funy. fak u." accually yu is cansor. Early days?! This was 2006. That's quite the groaner you got their I've never seen myself click the downvote button so fast Oh my god, I can't believe he is hug-lifting me like a teddy bear PS = I need a gif of turn into a smile. Wut .... Is teaching robots to shoot really the best idea? "Then...again...I'm...not...Amer...ican" Need I go slower? Damn Re-pet told me this wouldn't happen. ManU ... seriously? Fun fact: I crucify puppies... Semi famous The powerpoint is upside down and it's driving me insane This is not Facebook. Do not treat it as such. anyway, cute pup! How did they show you how to put a condom on? This a label away from being cat food That's fine, you could even use a USB 2.0 drive with older titles if you had to (my friend used to run WoW off his iPod over USB 1.1 ), but USB 3.0 is plenty fast for those games. I'm not sure if your living up to your name, or you just don't understand.. why ? Yes. You know what you did. I believe you got down voted because of the use of "Really?" at the beginning and " " at the end. It comes off as condescending. please, stop posting this guys shit. no one cares. im starting to think this guy is getting people to spam reddit, because every SINGLE post title is when its his videos. Is that what I think it is? When threatening the president, be Ted Nugent. Jesus tap dancing christ. So basically, if the equivalent of one 2012 US dollar was paid every SECOND since the history of mankind began, the US debt would still not be neutralized. Oh god, your username. Why go and visit China and eat McDonald's instead of actual Chinese cuisine? "Antelope Valley" sounds absolutely lovely Tell me that's not an outdoor trade depot... Idk, apparently a lot of people in this thread Friendzoned, by his wife? ლ( ლ) "Hitting me in the heart" I call horse shit. Epic flyer within a week of BC launch... . It wasn't impossible but highly improbable, especially if you started BC under 200 gold. >Also, met a rideit user with a face on the back of his helmet That's when I give my boyfriend the "shh. I'm listening to their conversation" face. It looks something like this: Same...not okay Really? His comment came off as condescending? This exactly what is happening to me right now... I read this as six year olds ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Cat bacon Conspiracy! lol And yet ANOTHER reason I will never, ever get a tattoo. Damnit. Autocorrect. not sure if in the 1^st gif are pantyhose or yoga pants like t**hose** anyway Just turn the cup with the plate upside down problem solved... um not sure if we should be concerned with how willing you are to use this produce again just roll your pants and make them even, if it looks weird try again 5:24 that's why I hate sprint in halo Do I really sound that much like a girl... Really reddit? Getting downvoted for asking for proof? That poor child's boyfriend.. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Last two seasons were very disappointing... Looks like AMC has all the good writers and Showtime got stuck with the bad ones Giving somebody the "hairy eyeball" as a look of disapproval. Exactly the same as (eyebrows brought down to eyes make them hairy). Oh, Dad! Eloquently said. Come back after you learn what your speaking They do suck, plain and simple. But what other control would be better? We're screwed anyway.... I despised that show for some reason... Probably because when I first walked in when it was playing, it was showing Muriel's lips exploding. How is this WTF it's only one cucumb... Ohh appropriate username...? Oh look, more Apple news in the Android sub-reddit. What inexpensive glass cleaner contains no ammonia or harsh chemicals? Sounds suspiciously like water to me. "#FEFBFE" 'underage pink' I am impatient.... I almost want to get up at 3 AM just so I can justify wearing one for a few mins..... its still going to be in the 90's today though.... still y no chat box while loading??? "Hey there, fella. Why don't you slide into my booth?" I've been licked in the face by a male giraffe at the zoo before.. That's why the withdrawal method is so effective! thank my little man .. I'm scared about how young she looks Needs a NSFW tag, don'tcha think? Sorry super late to this thread but I'm a real sick and disabled person with two rare diseases and has been screwed over by social security. Wow you're Sister in Law! Okay... yeah... As someone with two rare diseases, one I was born with (bilateral Coloboma) which made me legally blind (my left eye has 14% eyesight and my right eye is blind) And another disease called Transverse Myelitis which I contracted in March 2011... Funny thing about myelitis it actually dissolves your myelin sheath, when I first got it, I had these headaches that paralyzed my body in pain they were so awful I could not move an inch for an hour breathing even made the pain worse, and eventually I lost control of my bowls and bladder and became paralyzed from the ribs down. I went to the hospital and now I'm better... See, I'm a lucky one because I walk now Transverse Myelitis is a life disease for most people, very few people have recovered 100%. I have this baby for life! Yay? They poop i'm irritated by the strike. only because i live near a school and the protesters are loud, banging drums n shit, there are droves of children roaming the streets near the school, presumably because they have nowhere to be, and the protesters have honk for us signs so there's been a constant line of cars honking all morning. A couch *gag* If it's upvoted to the front page, sits there for the maximum time, all sane comments are downvoted to oblivion, the moderators do nothing to stop it, etc. Yeah, I think /r/tf2 deserves a little . It's not fair to every individual in the community as most people didn't do anything, but ideally we all try to foster a community that doesn't try to run people in the ground based on 4chan screenshots + MSPAINT. Smells like ass dude, hey...did you just give yourself a tongue bath and make me smell your breath? I was out on St-Patrick's day at a pub with my friend, his GF and the GF's friend (let's call her Kate). My buddy was talking about a colleague of his that just bought two pharmacies. Kate's eyes lit up right away and she asked "Oh where is he tonight?". The only information about the guy she had was that he owned two pharmacies and nothing else. It was so blatantly clear that she was a gold digger and that turned me off right away. I called her out on it but she laughed and said "She wasn't like THAT" . That would be strange but the daughter is allowing it too... its like an orgy of approval Having been there the past three years, I can tell you that they make it better and better every year! Don't ask me how they do it, they just do ಠ_ಠ Yet they can track all of my emails and cell phone activities I feel this is where it goes down hill for most kids when they go to college and can eat and drink whatever they want. You're comparing a pro playing competitively with a cash incentive to average players in pubs. 15% of Ohio Republicans . OP shouldn't milk the title like that. I think he was going to say girlfriend but he couldn't bring himself to type the lie and started silently weeping while stuffing his facehole with cake. I went shopping at H&M yesterday and bought two pairs of pants — one is a size 4 and the other is a size 8. Best part, i had Matt Ryan on my bench I wish we had a judicial system that enabled us to challenge the constitutionality of our own government's actions. Separation of church and state. Sorry fundies, but God is a religious entity, not a public office. Um. The girl on her back looks REALLY young. Wait, what? This is, this is . . . . /throws-hands-in-air: ALL THAT TIME LOST Why would you need Tor for porn? Unless its the kiddie variety... "long may they rule the world" Oh yeah? \*throws a chair* I think women just react very strangely to break ups, even if they are mutual. I got a bollocking for accepting the break up, and was told to stop arguing I said I was ok with it. Yes ... . And a stripper pole Your username..in this thread.. I believe you are thinking of Verizon. The recent news was that Verizon was trying to bump people off the unlimited plan by only allowing phone upgrades at the unsubsidized price. I don't believe AT&T has followed suit on that just yet, but I would not be surprised if they do in the future. (They tend to play follow the leader by holding each other and running in a circle ) 24: See the seven wonders of the world: Im suicidal, but I have a time machine Read as potato The first thing that came to mind when I saw the title was, "oh, this must be an Onion article." But, it's "actual" news How do you know? "I want kids." My ISPs DNS servers seem to be down too Seriously, this has been posted like bunch of times people.  Quite the opposite Thought you meant a girl actually telling you to suck her dick IT WAS A KNOCKOFF??? *gasp* Truly an insightful and intelligent analysis. Your finely crafted arguments are stunning, how could anyone disagree? Losers Poor guy wanted tips 7 months I don't know if I should downvote this (and get lumped in with white knights) because of your retarded " " thing, or upvote this because I like the picture. Par contre il a l'air d'être plus occupé à jouer à minecraft qu'à venir répondre ici je l'ai mailé pour le réprimander. Bah. Everyone knows the last lug nut is just for show. Aren't all new select fire firearms unavailable to civilians? Or am I missing something here? Repost.......... Reminds me of that Siri joke before it came out. I would just be Brent does not look amused. It is a portrait of David Hume I'm pretty sure I thought yelp was sham of ratings blackmail? That feeling when you realize that there's an option for smart casting to allow range indicators (\ )-# More proof that even though we get old enough to vote, maturity is not a trait many adults develop. No clue. Dude There are no tips for twofort I don't think you read that correctly; I'll try again. *DUDE* I'm with you on that. Those eyes scare me. To be honest, there's really no amount of 's I can give to you that will fully represent my disappointment. Let's go get some chick fil a! You thought all people sold bovine peni? ಠಠ ಠಠ On the road in Texas.....against Rice My mom bought my dog a chew toy one time called a bull e stick. My dog loved it. So the next day my mom bought another one and the lady in petco told her what the were made of Well, there is the r/rule34 subreddit Those harmonies Hah! That reminded me about the tme someone printed out porn on the high def color printer, but didn't pick it up before someone else grabbed their print job. The nudie pics ended up in the middle of a presentation to some client. The client had a sense of humor, but management did not. I was involved with scouring the print queue to trace who the hell printed it. This was in my Novell days, so 1998 or so. I had -no- clue what I was doing Eminem:pukeಠ_ಠ Hey, Hitler did nothing wrong At least this means your wife thinks you're still good looking. Or you're just fishing for compliments.... No it doesn't I see what you did there.. Unfortunately, it's so much more difficult to weed out the crazies than just if they have spots.... We should identify all the crazy ones and polka dot them ....and now for the flags that spark a San Diego drive and TD. You had to jinx them didn't you. Two stadiums have removable fields, they should invest in one some person stole your picture, haha so funny... I hear you. Just a few years ago I installed an all-in-one HP Officejet printer for a lady on a fairly new, lightly used system with no malware or other crap on it. Took 45 minutes to install the driver and software suite. Seriously HP? This was your karma-whoring plan all along wasn't it! Well done. ლ( ლ) You'd think a mensa game would use a goddamn comma correctly. ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ And finally, here we have a Karma Conspiracy that actually makes sense. yeah? what's wrong with new account owners? I'm new too! Older than this post though! God I hope they're not like the Scientologists who get all butthurt over any negative press. That moment when you realize you exploited your sister, who has trisomy 21, for fake internet points. In your closet. And "YOLO" is one of our most commonly searched for words. That's it, I'm convinced that YOLO was made popular by Reddit. I have yet to hear it mentioned a single time outside this website, and it's one if our most popular correlated searches. We are a patient fan base, but there better be another series. Here have mine Absent because they're not funny. I would hope he is not. In high school I knew a girl who would become instantly more attracted to guys after she found out they already had a girlfriend. I got it ^ Redditor for 6 months You... What have you done. Instead of hating apple for this I'm going to hate on you. . You're a unicorn killer, a leprechaun humper.... Idk, so you think it's true? You are making the problem worse. I'm not liking the trend of digital games being sold by the developers for almost 50% more than the hard copy Why is this question specifically directed at men...? How dère iou spike ingliche in ze glorious subreddit of France, iou crézi stioupide foregneur Oui dou note tolerate dis atitoude! 'Sports Direct Arena' If i fits i sits still not getting the crotch out of my face, clearly "Xenophobisme" ? Connais pas. A kid punched someone... and.. what... Come on man, you can't say that. That would mean that anything sc2 related, any & all suggestions & balance talk/whine, or any ideas/complaints, should be asked on the Battle.net forums. ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ P. "fuckhard" What the photo doesn't tell you that she actually had Dutch ovened the baby into that terrified look.. Dutch ovens, the number two killer of babies in storage containers in the US. THE MORE YOU KNOW.. Oh, there you are you little bugger. Some have waited for you a long time. And because you are omnipotent and omniscient, here, have a disapproval face from our subreddit ........ :D Learn how to read articles. Nowhere in that link does it say he "wants to require schools to have organized student prayer".... he just thinks it's a state issue.... or did nobody actually read the article? "live alone" yet "buy those huge packages" "every other month or something" Cats and dogs. Birbigleburrrrg Oh cool, I was definitely looking forward to buying the game again. Germany looses it's 2G/4G mobile radio access network (At least from my company) Enjoying those $140 Nike's on your feet? I think I agree with you, but you're not saying that the "Stephano-USA" thing is different than "EG-cursed" thing, are you? FUCK YOU. I've been Hanson free for 15 years now and you just pushed me off the wagon... Why would I want to feel like a 12 year old??? Damn my curiosity Props on the major limited pick up. Thats a custom 'One Size Fits All' Flyknit right? I hear you have to give a leg to get just one of those.... I decided to go further into the whole Check Out thing for both Rhino Records and muse.mu, and I was able to see some annoying little extra charges in Rhino Records. They say the price is around CAD$97, but then they add the taxes and it ends up being CAD$110! I know it is normal for taxes to be a separate thing when buying from a Canadian source. Nonetheless, muse.mu does not apply any extra taxes while doing the Check Out. I'll have to read about taxation and imports in online purchases How do you know you made it big? You are Ellen... I decided to go further into the whole Check Out thing for both Rhino Records and muse.mu, and I was able to see some annoying little extra charges in Rhino Records. They say the price is around CAD$97, but then they add the taxes and it ends up being CAD$110! I know it is normal for taxes to be a separate thing when buying from a Canadian source. Nonetheless, muse.mu does not apply any extra taxes while doing the Check Out. I'll have to read about taxation and imports in online purchases Look who's talking. Hammer pants + Horse dance = nice try, *a_stray_bullet* The Enterprise finale? You mean Terra Prime, right? Because that was the series finale of Enterprise. Terra Prime. Car manufacturers are certain to see this post on reddit in /r/android.... Well, I'm MARRIED and have a wedding band set and men still hit on me. I can't tell you how many times I've heard "marriage don't mean anything anymore" and "everybody cheats." What this doesn't mention was the main reason for the strike, which was the teachers were demanding a 29% pay raise over the next two years, Emanuel started by suggesting a 2% increase annually over the next four years, but stated his willingness to go up to 16% total. Chicago has a huge deficit problem. The average pay for a teacher in Chicago is $75,000, while the median income in Chicago is $45,000. ha! This wins ..unless your lying now Fuck you. I thougth this was a self post first ** ** I fell asleep halfway through. You know too much. *takes out lightsaber* Nononono, tu no te vas a comer mis huevos! I thought at first you meant that you dribble cum on your 83 year old moms toilet paper Yes, that is the single most ridiculous thing I have ever heard... ** ** Dear god.. Why wouldn't it be? Would you really want to expunge all 'ungrammatical' language from poetry? The best/worst sing-a-long song for getting these: Amen vafan But...the first one sucked..... At 4:20 this afternoon... Actually no. I am Yes, if you see ghosts the best option is to suicide into the terran army . ಠಠ ಠಠ Why don't you take a seat over there? Yet here it is on the front page. and they WON. Being wrong but spouting "facts" like you're right.. That Mitt Romney is actually one of the many names of Lucifer I thought it was hydrofluoric acid before they set it on fire, would have been much worse Sounds like my sister, she got the Eris FREE with an upgrade after it was already out for a long time and then said i hate android and bought an iphone Vulvakiin It wasn't a chocolate parfait, was it? So true. A select few are trying to bring it back to it's roots but the gore stuff is quite I wish I didn't have these wishes. If by tongue in cheek, you mean racist, rude, and bigoted.... I went three years before making my first comment, so yourself Apparently that's real. Yay, spawn-raping! I believe you are talking about the real-world equivalent of Facebook check-ins to the Gym ... do you check in to the Gym?? you do, don't you ... Downvoted because you play Terran. What... no apology? c'mon! not ALL arabs/muslims are terrorists! Nunu does well against Champions who rely on autoattacks. WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT THAT " Son, get off that girl.... I think you forgot your drivers permit " no... Why so serious? ~~No, I think you're thinking about the little guy that looks like O_O, but with square eyes, right? He's different from disapproval guy who looks like this: ~~ Private video. ...I find it hard to believe this is "good to know" information for you to know about me. Twenty damn comments saying "ginger ale" and no one has mentioned Root Beer!? Imagine all of the karma you missed out on because you used "swag". Not to mention "epic". Never mind I died I don't even.... WTF ಠಠ ಠಠ How is this funny? Seriously the whole time it was just Spife You'd be surprised. Yes because you are clearly proving how much of a smarter, better person you are . Tell your running back to get it in gear. My fantasy team depends on it! Also... Repost "I'll always be watching you " Yeah, she always says, "Why don't they ever believe I'm the sponsor?!" I'm fat, with fire-engine red highlights and they STILL ask me if I'm the servicemember. wut. His intestines were inside his nut sack untill they started to rot You're doing something wrong if you're reading toilet paper that's full of shit. You rub tartar sauce on your taint? Spoilers, dammit! The book just came out two weeks ago. wriggles black cleaver vayne ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ dat 339 fps No, the point of this is to get better did that duck just cum? You even posted it on 9/11. So going around the 'Ring faster than a GTR doesn't make it the anti-GTR? Yeah, thats what I thought Oh, I get it. It's funny because it implies men are sexual predators. Repost much? I have a separate laundry basket for socks.... Just for socks. They get their own wash cycle Says UptightSodomite ### Ok, I'll concede. Not sure I totally agree, but I'll trust your explanation. I just know that all the time when people on this reddit talk about too high of humidity, the single most common suggestion I've seen posted is rice, but it could be an urban legend, old-wives-tale, or whatever. To the OP, it may not work, but it certainly won't hurt - so try it anyway. Leaving out what part?? With enough speed the texting skank could have easily killed the old lady in the other car. Texting teenager runs a red at speed and kills someone, you focus on the fact that she was in an SUV. What is this I see what you did there. ( ) I had a friend in 8th grade algebra who would sort of massage his asshole with his pencil. The first time I saw it happen I was just like: Yeah, it just must be uncomfortable for the owners of your patients- And that is a big hurdle for many people to go over. It is simply super weird, though it shouldn't be. Yeah, that makes so much sense! Thanks for the mind bleaching ..I just got sucked into r/WTF and I almost couldn't find my way out Why was there a feather in his ass in the first place ლ( ლ) ಠಠ ಠಠ I have a pokeball on my shoulder.... looks like now I have to get one on my ass ..... dammit. Totes backed up. Reading the op gave me roommate ptsd. that's probs not a good place to be living "together" (as opposed to just together) "Know one" too much porn of it to be a common misconception You lost me at the part where you started multiplying the letters of the alphabet. What a monster ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ That's not fair game at all. And if you were a true /b/ro you would know that. She shouldn't have done that, and his roommate shouldn't have either. The roommate should feel hell of a lot of guilt for this. NEVER STEALYOUR BRO'S GIRL. My Impression about this picture: the viewer is trying to reach a goal, but the viewer has been trying to get to it for so long he's gotten desperate! So desperate that when a mountain gets in his way he's decided there's only one way to get past it. He must knife the mountain... and get its dogtags Dude. That post is 5 months old .... why did you write it like that They sewed up his mouth. He's The Merc with a Mouth and they *sewed up his mouth*. "fuck 15 year olds" Good thing there's no other content on the internet other than porn that you may want to keep your kids away from. Abortion feast But thats not a fast German car I think it's the face that made you seem worried, like it was something bad. Try the one from apple.. iBrowser.. How are you even alive? procrasturbation - what? I'm glad it was here. I'd hate to have been left wondering, that being said. what the hell...Y U NO GET all them pumpkins And after he kills Gus, he starts acting like him... As a Protoss ...for now! I gave him nothing. NOTHING. That's just fucking weird As a red-green colour blind person... I saw a Homer Simpson-esque mouth >That is not**,** how to use a comma! *You* made it! We must kill those that speak out against Islam and practice free speech! Whos the committee comprised of? was there a set criteria, what was it? Not if you're playing Day Z. You have not read Finnegan's Wake. No one has read Finnegan's Wake. Anyone who says they have is lying. You're supposed to lie. Uncalled for, dude.. So will arma 2 dayZ mod people going to be grandfathered in to the standalone or will we have to pay another $30?? You want water damage to your car? I thought it was going to be a porno in the beginning. "Put your head between my thighs" I AGREE! THIS SPLASH ART MAKES MY FAVORITE CHAMPION UNPLAYABLE!!! /sarcasm Not have sex with them. I saw him at a coldplay concert with his wife I'm with ya! After the missing penis smoking a cigarette, and giant blue ball sack being cut open I had to call it quits on /rWTF.. Yes, that can be the case. Actually, the job I talked about above - they started digging pilings *while we were still excavating.* They just *had* to get their condo built. As I understand it, six and half years later, the condo is still mostly empty. Is your title to imply that you haven't heard this song before? Oh that's totally not true. Let me try i....** ** How were the other 25% born? Yep. Better stay away from the blacks unless you want to get stabbed. They also said iTards and made a sweeping generalization which indicates they don't understand what sort of people buy Apple products. The only not part there is the $2000. change your username The real Almost the same thing really. "Current" girl (fiancee ) checking in here. I can verify Why were you coming on this thread? Thanks for the list! Hopefully we get enchants and xp soon! As a black-white color blind person... You can't jailbreak an iPhone 4 on 5.x on jailbreakme.com, you have to use a computer. After watching episode 10 of sword art online, it has become my favorite anime of 2012. So much in just one episode I just said tooth hurty out loud, and it sounds like the Irish way of saying 2:30 Middle school Girl dates a 17 year old: The name is a Dawn of the Dead reference... Neither was that. I'm starting to feel lied to. when did the cat stop being family i saw new ipod :D saw A5 in it :D saw colors O.o saw wristband are you fucking kidding me apple > this video that she is not scared of slender. Those are his *mother's* breasts lol why do you have so many downvotes? What is it about the way *you* 'd that especially pissed people off? ahhhhh good o'l over reaction it looks like a dude. If you like girls that look like dude's then that's you man. Don't go around calling people gay if you're into gay things Latin Trap this, is why we dont need an afk plugin. O M G. You're right. I do care. (right here with ya) Holy crap! Thanks for reminding me of that My name is Christopher Stevens. Plot twist: It's not for the iPad. ┌∩┐( )┌∩┐ Yeah...that looks like a reliable source. Never say iTouch I would have deleted my comment after rereading yours, but I couldn't find the delete button on the compact version of the site ( ). "WideLux" >Never say iTouch So people are complaining about Apple copying something that copied them to begin with? ##### /ω\ /ω\ /ω\ /ω\ /ω\ /ω\ /ω\ /ω\ /ω\ /ω\ /ω\ /ω\ /ω\ /ω\ /ω\ /ω\ /ω\ /ω\ /ω\ /ω\ /ω\ /ω\ Finally, a in the right context. Stop the presses guys! This just in! No one cares about WTC7 because the twins dominated the complex. Last year of high and school And they said they don't expect big things of me so I can't really answer the last one yet Copying is still copying whether or not tracing is involved. Please credit the original artists in the future, thanks! tooth brush It feels weird to upvote a kid playing with his boner. I just sent this to a friend, and he told me that was racist. No matter how many times I explain that Islam is a religion, he still says it's racist. I don't know if I should you or ask you for details... > OH, that makes SO much more sense... but...but no matter the result they're gonna blow it up.... Answered this question. Let's hope it works!!! You need that? Oh my... I was commenting on a TF2 post and it went to this one.... Holy crap, you might be. He loves Alien, Lego, Doctor Who and he has diabetes. My lady penis just crawled up into my uterus and is terrified now, sir. "I am a kids lover" I gotta ask, how are you getting all these panties? Lonely London stoner checking in too.. You made me look at the shoes first . Ballin outrageous. I can see my house from way up here Not this nonsense again. ** ** Strawberries for health. But not for the rest of my life, please. WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK In space no one can hear you clap... "hosted @YNC" oh this is going to be good but mostly bad. Well Thankyou for the subreddit I did not want to find out about.. I know never to go there now..lol Oh you see it happen a lot. Yes, you're SO much cooler than that. Google tells me that I should find that offensive, so I'm sending you this: OH MY GOD I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE!.... I thought strippers stripped to pay for school Yes! I remember that now that you mention it. You can get into ridiculously philosophical debates about what "Death" really is... Yeah, I should probably stop drinking and posting. Getting me into karma troubles.... It's a gift and a curse. Ervin was great. The offense was not. It's you and me vs. the world buddy This better not be your last post. Hoping for more, is all I'm saying. How are you surprised by the number of pro-lifers?? It's Jesus Springs No, not creepy at all The internet has ruined me... I was afraid this was a rule 34 link. What the fuck? Well you ruined that for me now.... Well thanks for that Could also be green. Why has OP cross posted this 6 times using different names? Anders is from Evanston, IL and Adam is from Omaha, NE... I don't know what's more disturbing...the 'report' or the comments section [Stupid sexy Flanders ](/nsfw) Our tax dollars can pay for men but not common sense My husband asked if it would get big enough to put his dick in it.... "shoot first, aim later....." seems familiar Am I the only one that's gonna mention that those are a *child's* fingers? What's the free events guide?! Sorry for asking but I feel like I've been missing out on something awesome! "Did you eat the toothpaste again? . You're supposed to brush it on your teeth" - Me to my 3y.o. This whole thing is silly.... Um.. They took the YouTube app out this time around.. Highly doubt they would bring it back for 10 suprise, children tend to look less attractive than adults... except you are into that kind of stuff I mean have you heard the over-dubbing!!!! Seriously, finally an article that addresses the production of this fucked up movie. Its like someone took some random desert flick and spliced in the words "muhhamad this whatever" into it over their voice tracks. It is fairly amusing from a technical standpoint of course... Oh crap I have a V-neck... time to throw it out He delivered all too well... Sexy baby? "spanish european"? Oops, I meant to change that to "is" before posting. Must have gotten distracted. That looks just like a spike evolutionary scientologist "Sand people"? That's pretty offensive. We call them Arabs these days. People haven't used the phrase "sand people" since Alec was in Lawrence Of Arabia. I was okay, till I saw 'Are you' written like that. This should NOT be downvoted. Like when I'm support and sprint up to a tank and instead of pulling out my C4 charges and finding out I have Claymores.... Clicked on video. Top comment is someone bitching about Windows 8. Holy fuck, who does that? It's a hospital, not a five star hotel. That didn't stop him . Me too. WTF? Shock Top "Brewery" What a good feeling.. Wasn't feeling the shoes though. Personally, I'm a little upset with the drop. have an upvote!! 3rd picture isn't R/S/E it is a D/P/P hack Slight touche, slight at bothering to list things like caffeine and jenkem. Especially jenkem. OP deserved to be sent to rehabilitation camp if he was so low he was doing fucking *jenkem*. Ah, yes. Rosicrucians. I'm especially fond of the modern ones' habit of appropriating all sorts of people into their invented self-histories. It makes for a special treat when they show up at a historic site and want to learn all about their Rosicrucian predecessors. Says the guy with the name FunExplosions in a chemical mixing topic So useless shit (with the exception of NFC) and some ability to use Windows to manage the files on your phone instead of iTunes? I own a Mac and a PC so the not using iTunes thing means nothing to me, iTunes for Mac is a great product, I'll agree the Windows client sucks. The rest of it comes down to mostly useless widgets, "customization", and the ability to install potentially virus filled malware via 3rd party app stores? Yeah... Android wins hands down. That was so last week.... Get with "it".... I recall the event also led to scientific studies on epidemics, because scientists suddenly realized how great a simulator this game was. I'd find more stuff about it, but I'm on the slowest internet ever right now... I am lazy And they have everything under control. > It bothers you that the Politics sub-reddit is discussing only one of the Presidential Candidates of the election year for Presidency? You monster Wait, I'm confused.... Sony Customer support? "TL;DR" much? What aww really needs is less reposts.... Bing Oh yeah, I kinda forgot i'm on reddit, where women generally are lying, cheating, manipulative whores.. Do the constant fan photos get tiring? And here is my imitation of you I did just that very thing this morning on my ride in. The grandmother walking behind her gave me one of these: This is reddit. It always goes too far. That's why we have this face as stock emoticon: Hmm dick.. The OP should allow fair game for anyone wanting HK not be playing a game of dibsies or savies. Jerk bet you were the first one on the bus to take the back seat and hold it for all your friends.. Hmm well, answer is simple if you live in Iowa.. You don't get the paperwork stupid Iowa and your suppressors are illegal, boo.. I've tried telling that to my bf but does he do it? N. O. Hey hey... I'm an early 90s child. We know Jumanji. Don't give us a bad name cause of this guy . Jumanji was the shit. #unclepwned Though it does touch on some key points, I love how completely un-biased this article is. Never have I seen a more balanced, two-sided discussion on the presidential candidates. well, i'm sorry for not having time to check those sites 24/7 as i have school/work/a life.. dude, just because you're on top of all the apple news all the time doesn't mean everyone is.. that horse sure looks tall next to that small girl. I now realize kool aid auto corrects to kook aid. Not healers but classes that can heal - mostly pallys and priests, it really gets kinda impossible to break that kinda combo - probably if everyone blasted them one by one, but thats too complicated plan for the horde. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ le dead badger is scary ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Looks like *exactly* what someone who goes by "dearstabby" needs. Raiders fan Wat Tell me about it. My consumer HP laptop requires removal of the motherboard to clean the cooling fan. What the fuck is your problem? I lost my virginity at 17, and it was terrible. a pair of twins invited my friend and I to a new years party. basically it wasnt a party and they were just trying to get us there. so to make a long story short, to keep up with my friend who was trying to have sex with twin 1, I had sex with twin 2. she had on two pairs of underwear . we had sex on the basement floor (carpeted) and my friend and the twin 1 walks in, in mid thrust (apparently he had some "dysfunction"). They left the room and we continued with her on top. only for her to stop mid coitus to talk about how this wasnt how she imagined losing her virginity would be (no kidding) and she imagined there would be rose petals everywhere..and that they had some roses but they just threw them away. I felt like crying afterward. I didnt have sex again for two years. How dare you make me do work I got two, also a normal moon an hour before the blue moons came out and then my second sapphire by accident Super Mario made me sad. Jacoby reference made me Saw a Norwegian one today having the GGG pic with douchebag text... So it turns it into a... universal-universal serial bus adapter? Well the condoms smell like used meat. Relevent user name You are poopmanscoopdagawd. Just imagine trying to peel that bed sheet off the back Ah true, sorry for my stupidness here goes my stone face! ! >*After a day's worth of poop-filled condoms, necrotic ball-sack & dismembered torsos from r/wtf...*       A baby ? Fuck a duck!!! Lots of explicative laced rants today, okay! Let it all hang out! Airing of grievances! Hey I've got one! Let me tell you how many fucks that I give that the Cool A Cool ice cream sandie is back at the ravine!!!!!!!!!!!! ZERO!!!!! The Dodgers are asleep at the wheel. The great LA Blue Ferrari that had an awesome hole shot at the start of the season has since crashed, hopped the curb, rolled over and crushed the hopes and dreams of a post season chance at the big game!! A wrecker came by and plucked it off of some adoring fans eating at those rock hard picnic tables in Elysian Park. Amidst the rubble, while looking back, the tow truck appears to be hauling away a broke dick blue Cool A Cool ice cream truck!!!................ Do I still have visions of that nice shiny blue Ferrari? Is there a chance? Some kind of magic spell or witchcraft? A case of RedBulls for the team at BP?.......I sincerely hope so! Cause this team is wearing me out!!!!! THIS ENDS NOW. I like the silhouette of the human in the center. It's awesome? But why no honey badger Was. Why was that on the top 10? But if it was 16:9 before and now its still 16:9 how? Hidden doors, no names.... I've seen enough 'Hostel' type movies to know where this is going, Internet stranger. Someone should have aborted her... Another feature Apple is gonna hold back for the 5s. 40 moabs You realize that it's pretty much like saying "Blacks like chicken and watermelons until proven otherwise." Why the fuck does this not have a nsfw tag? You could just up vote and comment in the video that was just posted that you got these screen shots from I didn't realize "hippies" was considered name-calling. When did everyone get so sensitive? ...smoke what? There was an ask reddit whose OP had some pretty ugly breasts. Circlejerk Nice try China 10 and can't fit on a twin size? The fuck are you feeding him? Nope two different kids... I was like this is why we can't have nice things. I'll head out too One big At the bottom of that page, there is a Wikipedia button just look at it. Kind of scary 'cause I drive a Toyota Dat forehead Your RES tag stays true, "Likes his Morrowind " How did that red come to be next to your name? Bcuz pizza hut is red. They manipulate your mind you now I read that as ant erection. wtf is wrong with me. UPDATE ON THIS CONTINUING STORY: "Unnamed person wanted to be second mod due to paranoia about another mod. I told them if other mod screwed up, I'd get all at other mod. Unnamed mod then took his ball (the css and some images) and left. Mildly annoying, but not world shattering." Those make metal,and metal makes hats,and hats are not crappy you poor irish fool That's probably the cutest face I've ever seen. It doesn't even disapprove, it's just like, "Oh wow, maybe I'll throw down five bucks and see what happens." > Yes i am very angry that you suck at trolling No Futurama or Simpsons My family always says "we got a turtle head".... Dangit Boomhower The irony is actually causing me physical discomfort Well. Serves me right for not using CTRL+F. 0/10 Haha what a stupid fundie thanking you to the best of her abilities ! She should go die so she can meet her zombie Jesus ! Amirite?!? Sure. Let's protect people from themselves. Did he just say, "how can you not like that Kuhn" That-Fucking-Doritos-Story. According to my web traffic, I have at least two people using Netscape who regularly visit my sites. Up until last year, I also had webTV. Oh oh! I got a pun too! Quack Quack Mutha Ducka. Give it a lick, mmm it tastes just like raisin CANNOT UNHEAR Yup just move all of fucking Africa I dunno wether I should laugh or be mad lol *Still better than Browns receivers* My fantasy team agrees. Thank you btw I think ??? I dog-sit occasionally for this really wealthy family and it's all they have at their house... I'm like: bitch, you have the money, get some comfort for dat ass. Just returned to this post to say this app is the best thing to happen to Appalcart since biodiesel. Wish we could smack some gps devices on the busses, since their always so damn late or early.......ಠ_ಠ looking at you purple looking at you. Is... is that your bunghole? O_o But... Cheeks? WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOUR CHEEKS??! HOW DO YOU SIT WITHOUT CHEEKS? HEY GUYS ANYONE ELSE TIRED OF CIRCLE JERKING BECAUSE I SURE AM. I'm actually creeped out. ლ( ლ) 2.3............ Does bad end of the rape stick imply there is a good end? can you post PROOF??? this guy is obviously a fake everyone. imma have to call,,,,, BULLSHIT!!!!! Upvote if your not stupid like me!!!!! you people make me angry some days To the ladies of Reddit: Do you wipe it after taking a piss? Is this a thing? I don't think I've ever felt like masturbating after eating any amount of graham crackers Fell asleep in the middle of the video. Would watch again Says the immortal... I squirmed. Shut it off when he started to pull on it. . Your the one who said it op, not me. Same here!! So excite! But now I can't sleep. You are kidding right? ... Bears *are* better than last year; at least we don't cheat I would feel sad, but not offended. It's not my wedding. There are other Muslims . (ノ )ノ彡┻━┻ This cant really be a thign the made me lol I'm calling shop on this You had nonstop period bleeding for 150 days? The smell of the ballpoint pen ink [](/wat) >My stepdad should have been in there for treatment, not me. Why didn't they ultrasound your uterus externally through your skin? (Isn't that the point of ultrasound, that it's non-invasive ) Friend of mine was at Weight Watchers for the first time and was announced as a new member of their Stork Club. She wasn't. Weight Watchers. This whole article is false and misleading. you do realize what subreddit you're in, right? Why were there bird feathers and uncooked hot dogs all over the floor? Huh, butterape? Oh... Found some fuzzy handcuffs and *used* bottles of lube in a drawer while looking for something. While I was shuffling through the drawer, I accidentally picked up the bottle of lube, it had residue on it. How do you know what a crack pipe looks like? Yes, because boycotting Israeli goods is exactly like rounding jews up and throwing them into ovens. Aquaman + Ironman = this? Oh I wanna take an upskirt of that chick. Shit, my phone makes a clicking noise. Let me just go to the UK real quick and get another phone. Interesting. When a motor would "seize" it could actually "cease" as well, so you're not exactly wrong... Yet you are. In a correct kind of way... Reminded me of the time my friend convinced me that in order to jump with the Wiimote in Mario Kart Wii, you had to make a jerking off motion. It took me a few weeks until I realized you only had to do a flicking motion That happened to me last night. Hadn't had a legendary drop since the weekend where four dropped. Played a few runs last night and nothing. Decided to do one more run and a legendary dropped. Turns out it was a crappy two handed mace though Great... i just wasted a semester in college learning TMG. money well spent... And then they slam into the back of you new car and don't have insurance. WTF.. Women like this make us all look like idiots . "Irregardless" Well, the local frisbees guys here are the god squad, and go straight to the cops about underage drinking, at other people's parties... South out the Mason-Dixie line, East of Texas, FML Excalibur and Rho Aias Thanks.... Yet, for a country which knows nuclear destruction all to well is bad. Hmm, no! Damnit, I should have remembered to post a verification picture online. And this is what a looks like. That's both cheaper initially, and lacks the ongoing fee. What hobby did he have when you lived there? BUT royal Teets! Where did you get the milk? Thats one way to get bread to rise... There's not a problem having another baby can't solve. *sigh* This was the first entry that I was like wtf is wrong with people. While making that face irl should HAVE girl here: ಠಠಠಠ ಠಠಠಠ DDDDDD: D-,: Funny, I just saw this yesterday... Wait...you keep your back door open consistently, and then complain about flies in the house? A E I O U Y U NO? Why was he searching private property without the owners consent or a warrant? A taser should not be a tool for compliance. But it is getting used that way more and more. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ WTF did I just witness? Nice username. borderline? Wait whut?!! Back again, hats. Meh just stuff like having the time figure out how to do it, they were probably high, hopefully, I love them Sure; Calumet, Harvey, Dolton etc. Thank you! I lived in Green Hills when I first moved to Nashville 13+ yrs ago... couldn't handle Hillsboro Road all the time. So he was married to a 9 year old and yet he is not considered a pedophile . Gorram it Rose! My wake up ritual is to go to the bathroom and Reddit while I poo. Normally this is fine because I'm just looking through a window of the Internet. It has no real connection to me. But here I am this morning trying to shove one out and I stumble across a photo of my friend hanging limp and looking dead at the fair. It disrupted my pooping That's really cool that an article can quote and *entire country.* Started off so promising, and then... Women aren't here to be your eye candy. I love your use of as a verb in the past tense. Excellent. Truly excellent. Dog, don't forget Heady Toppers I think we could be good friends.... Are you passive-aggressively complaining about seeing more of dat ass? ...can't get free music as easily anymore... Because 2 seconds to type a command and take a screenshot is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much work..... Because 2 seconds to type a command and take a screenshot is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much work..... So I was putting on my new hat. Checkin myself out in the mirror...when I noticed top gun spelled backwards is "Nug Pot" wonder if this is just a coincidence Something looks fishy. It's because of Quebec, isnt it. Doesn't it cost 44 cents to send a letter in America? My dad found out I was sneaking whisky from him once and he replaced it with "chicken broth". I took a big swig and 'd immediately Dog's expression says it all: I'm not the one bleeding and I still have to "deal" with it. It's only a matter of time until your feel your wallet crying too ლ( ლ) Who knew the official transgender barometer for personal feelings was from South Park. "As I can't read foreign" Poll porn not what I was asking for, but thanks for an awesome article to read. You will watch the minimap and you will like it. You will last hit properly and you will care about it. >Bless his heart. A bot which can read and respond appropriately to comments aside from it's main functionality certainly gets my vote! 9gag? I have no idea what I was trying to say there... yours Read your username as "BeastMasta" at first and I was all Polyamory wouldn't work for me simply because I can't imagine tolerating more than one person for an extended amount of time. This is awesome but it just reminds me of some iPod commercial where only good looking people are allowed to be involved. The voice in my head that was reading this had a lot of trouble with the "...took a big swig and 'd immediately" part. Please tell me how they negatively affect the game. What is that? They don't? Really? I didn't even recognize him...I thought he was dead.. exactly. he just gives her the look.. This is what I wish riding the bus in the Phoenix metro area was like. Reminds me of the ethernet cable with "virus protection" Please tell me you aren't making the blanket claim that bisexuality is a "stop on the way to gay"... ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ You used in the wrong context ** ** ** ** why is this here. Yep and then you just get the ones that wont leave colby alone. I checked twice, if it was really Mountain Dew for some reason . what did happen This dude just hated on Jil Marble pants I am going to drop it, i just know it. Wtf... ** ** Having too much money. now give prettykittyblue an upvote for getting you the link. My galaxy nexus has a resolution of 1280x720 still higher than the iPhone 5. Folks in east coast eat these?? I can't believe they didn't edit out that cumshot near the end. Canot unsee..... ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ The elevator in my college has a nice paper inside it which states it is exempt from routine maintenance checks provided it is operational. Jack/shih tzu mix but full jack personality. A real trouble maker I had a bunny that chewed the other bunny's head off. His name was Floppy. Yes, this is the most posted comment in the original thread. Twist: einssein is a serial killer. Let the game begin About a week ago at around 6 in the morning (keep in mind this was going to be the first day I was going to sleep in for weeks) I wake up to my kitten squatting on my face. She peed on my face. My *face.* Kitten piss on my face. In my eyeballs, up my nose, on my lips. Why the fuck would she look at my face and think, 'hmm this looks sorta kinda a little like my litter box...close enough! *pssssss.*' Great answer. Up votes from me. Shame on you people down voting this. This is funny. The subreddit is /r/funny. Not /r/adorable Those aren't mirrored... I believe I saw this post in r/tattoos this morning. So not only does it not belong here, but it is a repost I like how it's cut perfectly straight *underneath* the screw. Why is this my most upvoted comment? *sigh* Reddit users agreeing with me = karma Jason's deli? Wash your hand?! Eh... This is singapore... >Seriously, the casual argument again? Don't know about you, but i'm playing a game when I want to do something casual and lose a few hours having fun. I'm not playing it because it will give me a masters degree. Fuck yew dewd Don't you mean treat Why did I read the title as Drunk Guy Bale Sad to see him suffer a fate of early retirement I saw the front end and thought "oh that's a nice... Wat " but then again I do like how it looks! Which anime is this from? Coerce her into submitting on r/gonewild who turns down a cupcake Looks like you're next, bro. Run! Run as fast as you can.. Yeah I "hunt" GODDAMIT. 12 comments, and you stole my barely-related joke idea, then improved it. ლ( ლ) Jesus, you are stupid Came here to say this Depends on the bike... I have to practically stand on my brake to lock the rear on the Striple. My 250r was much easier to lock the rear. It's rather difficult to lock the front on the CBR250, I was able to on the ninja 250r with some difficulty... I say if you have the money shell out for it. But IMO it isn't that necessary if you don't have jerk reactions if someone guns it from an intersection when you only have 30 feet of room Do you know that the Google Fiber has the the download speed that is same as the speed it takes to copy a file from your hard disk to a USB flash drive? The RP, , and extreme punctuation make you sound like a fucking dumbass. Cannot be unseen... If that's half complete I'd hate to see complete transformation.. OP, I Am Disappoint ** ** tech support. Contrary to popular belief, my supervisor has about as much power as i do. For that matter, i didn't make the policy, so stop yelling at me. i'll lose my job if i don't follow it Good sir I believe you misquoted But does he help her "master" bate? We have... the same birth-date I thought they were rotten teeth at first John! We are watching you. I could be the little old lady with white hair sitting on the bench reading. I could be the jogger with the yellow sneakers on. I guess you will never really know. Okay, even I know you had to press shift for some of those. Usually seeing stuff from my town on the front page makes me happy. Not today Ohohoho aren't you clever Made Raiders fans a cover photo you mean. insert lack of Facebook access in prison joke here... Reddit - you're doing it wrong. So you're trying to tell us that you are accosted by a bunch of horny 14 year old girls looking for sex on a daily basis? But... but.. it has a different title! This is OC! How is this doctor who related? "Whoians"? What did you think it would be? Wow, thanks for telling me what I basically already do, your full of intuitive and brilliant ideas! TIL there are homestuck novelty accounts. For a moment I was "seriously!? This kind of comment here? " Who else was making sound effects while watching this Annnnddd...I just walked in my daughers' room and one was awkwardly laying on the other... You're being very un-dude right now littlelebowski. Today, if I drew a warty dick and a pair of blue balls and called them Jesus Christ, God the Father, and the Holy Spirit (I'll let you choose what goes where) and post it on YouTube, undoubtedly its going to offend ~~some~~ a lot of Christians. People would hate me, people would ask that I take it down. They'd call me insensitive. They'd send death threats and hate mail. HOWEVER, if a Christian decided to murder or me or someone else because they saw my warty dick and went into a religious fervor, they'd be labeled insane and ostracized from the community, and depending on the state, given the death penalty. What people understand is it that America puts itself above religion (or at least that's what it is supposed to do ) along time ago (perhaps accidentally, but I digress) it has been our way, and to truly be an American is not to be a Christian, a Muslim, or whatever first. And a copy of the stupid declaration of independence. How happened this? Its probably bench in his trailer park...or her trailer park... Its a case I punished not something about me... Yeah. Your brother was just worried and trying to find a logical root cause for all that nosebleed... *Spanish he meant "Couric", as in that Southpark episode that I forget the title of - lots of poop, & Katie Couric. lol hahah this unit of measurement should be standardized for all that want to uh ... weigh their shits Why is there only a wiki for PyTyle1? Tattoo? ...that motherfucker ...you motherfucker I thought this dude was the baddest motherfucker alive. I don't claim to know anything about Japanese foods, but isn't that sushi? And isn't sushi fish? I missed the 'dog' part in the title, and I was like Should have started with the legless masturbator Dat...........fit. Imagine if the twin towers fell like that Moar! ಠ ಠ Wow lol epic story. Must have been a great climax I watched the whole thing. You should share more if you're up to it you are a great storyteller. Also every time I open a reply on reddit I think "oh god who did I piss off" You have the same name as I do on pc Oh wow that's a weird reddit. So strange how could you people look at that........ -subscribes- ...och namnet som är censurerat i kommentarerna står tydligt längst upp på fliken ...I'm trying to decide if you're being facetious or not. Yeah, it isn't that much. think about how it could desincentivize buying RP. It's a lot from the players perspective (hell, I still don't reach 200 games 5 times yet in normal q) but I know that if I knew that was possible I would had around 4 skins now ONLY, without spending absolutely in the game, instead of the 20+ skins I have now. Wow, a pawn shop and sporting goods store selling guns? How odd. Some highlights from the demo of this awesome feature This Robocop is very politically correct. One day the cops are gonna break down the door and explaining this to them is going to be the hardest thing in the world. When the devil is the next issue out?!? You know, I'm normally up for challenging myself with weird-ass porn, but this is the first time I've felt ashamed of being aroused by something. Am I supposed to give a shit? Because I don't. I am getting tired of redos and throwbacks. Why can't Hollywood put out some more original content? Every movie is basically a fucking repost or a FTFY Good game by Freeman(except for that one play ). I've hated this phrase for more than 15 years! "Bad" is not something you can own! Just apologize like a normal person. My real name is Olaf. My introductions have been cursed by Lemony Snicket. "Oh what's your name?" "Olaf..." "Oh...LIKE COUNT OLAF?" This is just the epitome of why religion is evil. As you can see, they've indoctrinated this hapless chap to follow their insane values But it says virtually indestructible right on the advertisement.. They wouldn't lie to us would they ? We get a few in that routed around where they need a different dept usually. Sometimes they don't even have one of our machines or service for the device. And then there was the one person who was looking for an embassy office. yeah sure facebook feed.... Ive seen this shit before A few years back I used to rescue dogs. I met a woman who saved a squirrel that was being chewed on by her dog. To thank her, the squirrel bit her... and gave her rabies. Lol... So, throat fisting is a thing now?...oh, wait...that's not his arm Cop attacks woman? That first picture was exactly what I thought of when I saw this thread's fit pic. If he already wears this on a daily basis, stepping up to some Saberi would be so so easy. I remember when I threw on my first coat from him, everyone gave me this look. Only her own ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ^;) I'll saw what you'll done there. So are you one of those bots? "Das"? *Downvote* Thats several hundred dollars... The thong... Backburner... Mo... Bing... It's almost subliminal. How about No Mo Bing? Looks like its just another good deed on his list. Nice shot. This better not be an achievement in Halo 4. On a 1 flag CTF game on DLC map score a long range Wraith mortar triple kill on a moving Falcon. I heart Carl. Also happy he didn't mention any particular long snappers Then..... What is our ham to you? Brother from another mother Why do you phrase it as if this is some amazing weird off-the- -wall creation? Pretty tame. 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Many animes have drastically differed from their novel/manga counter parts (I'm looking at you, Soul Eater ), so I guess I'll stay mildly optimistic. However, you're probably right. I can say I did enjoy the Nomi plot though, so as long as it stays tense and keeps me on edge waiting for the next episode, I'll watch it. I miss WTF being actually fucked up stuff - nowadays it's just stuff in passing that I might think "huh? that's bizarre." CTRL+F "at first I was like Your link goes to funny junk . I'm from Birmingham "Came to reddit" I took this photo of Donald Glover at a party he through <- Unless he/she is saying he/she is 70 for the karma NO DRINKS NEAR THE BOARD Yeah, he and I figured out the misunderstanding about an hour ago, if you'll read the rest of our posts. Thanks for downvoting my every post, though. Anyone else tired of submissions using the as a title? ಠಠ ಠಠ Where do you live that someone physically forces you to sit next to a fat person? Then, how the hell am I supposed to know it's boiling? Is it just me, or does this not being here? thank you Even worse, it appears he started the /r/pastandpresent subreddit. Moving down there from Birmingham for college... Comma omission Spiderman 3 - After wearing venom-suit, Toby becomes Emo and needlessly dances throughout New York... Yeah...really sucks winning 3 billion isk. Says the guy with "NO U", "WAKE UP SHEEPLE!" and "Just the tip" in his comment history. She looks like she just smelled a fart. THE MEDICINE DOESN'T GO IN THE SHAKE Women don't masterbate Food safety Charmander: You rock! then who took the photo Dude *...and the vicious cycle begins* They love it cause the story's already there, they just put their spin on it and BAM it's on your local news a few days later Just went up to $89 on most sellers It is funny u fucktard, obviously u don't have a sense of humor and shouldn't be on this subreddit Uh... What? Styrofoam cups Nothing says "attention whore" like a unicorn head on a bicycle Yeah I disagree hockey players can accelerate super quickly.....being on ice means nothing for acceleration as a disadvantage when you have blades that can dig in. Over more length though the ice is definitely an advantage to continue building momentum and speed. quit using my name Apparently it's not compatible with the iPad 1 Maxing out splash first? Not necessarily a face, but , so we can be judged for all our small purchases. Gavino This will be buried, but I'm kind of bummed out by all the man-child responses. Yup. That's exactly how it looks Fasioned is fashioned Now that is haram Me too. Just took my first class at the tech college yesterday. I think I'm going to become obsessed I just added /r/books to Books Intotdeauna primesc cand ma vede lumea pe /r/animalporn . The SFW porn network cred ca e numita intentionat sa oblige lumea sa stea singura. Matri Oh I totally know what you mean. I'm a relatively new user to the site and nearly every time I post something, I either get no recognition or, as you put it, downvoted into oblivion. The worst was when I was subscribed to /r/atheism; someone took it to the point where they were essentially saying I was "out of touch" with reality. Not sure if troll. Now I'm scared of dentists Says Ovary_Puncher... Where did that 'no' come from? Man, now I want to kill someone! My oldest son was sexually abused in a foster care group home and has PTSD. He's 12 right now but I worry every day that when he gets to be of an age where sex matters, he'll be happy. He recently started getting boners and thought it was evil so he punched himself in the dick until they went away. The conversation where I mentioned it would feel good if he was nice to it was full of from him. "Guyzz can I get a heal I'm bleeding" There was a bandage in your inventory Oh she definitely thinks she's doing the right thing. She was overheard talking to a friend on the phone saying, "Maybe this is just the thing that will bring all my children back to me and the church." .bmp? 'the me' Why would you want to do that? You risk your credibility and from the court. It was one post. Whatever, I'll delete it. If they start in Madagascar, that's just cheating Work on your spelling, both of you I don't care who does it, I just want it You are the hater Are you guys talking about the $85 bag of wysong on ferret.com? I read that as "twenty 6-yr old virgins". Congratulations! Your Voybaby has evolved into ... Voyman. That's pikachu not raichu. > The conversation where I mentioned it would feel good if he was nice to it was full of from him. doesn't include the young indiana jones chronicles 0 days. Not sure if sarcasm. Mead does not come from goats. No ...guilty Det her billede var det første som blev uploadet til internettet da de havde fået ARPA net til at køre stabilt .. Dat toe thumb Helpful... David Bowie is under "D" for "David." wtf is that guy doing with his hands when he's shifting My creationist friend (who's a straight A student) purposely failed the evolution portion of our bio class because she didn't believe in it. She now teaches middle school science. omg that pisses me off. Some chick I met at my church said she was gay- not lesbian, but just gay(idefk)- and begged me not to change my opinion.... then when I told her I was bi, she just went all posh and said she didn't believe in bisexuality. ლ( ლ) Who* 16th* "the skyrim dragon icon" Wait you have Eli Manning on your fantasy team? Traitor. Until you killed him?! Oh god, what have i seen! By gawd... You finished all the longer challenges in Mad Moxi's. I watched for a good 20 minutes before I remembered that I was supposed to be on reddit, not youtube. What the fuck? Is that supposed to be a rebuttal? You kids these days and your *wit* Watch the play again . my dad sits with me at mosque Why the antec hate? I don't think so, I'm pretty sure it's something Mercedes tried or something. I fairly sure it's the original engine, the original definitely did not have the know how to swap an engine. Anything that is broken in the inside of the car was fixed with adhesive Velcro new puppy? wha what happend to the old puppy? No, **I'm Batman** "Report Teemo afk, 4v5 noobs." I was expecting this... That was a reasonable response I really thought this said "my *son's* ref sheet..." and I was going to be rather Does it really? That is stupid This subreddits Minecraft experiences make me shun my own Minecraft experiences. Appropriately placed in WTF. Has cardinals flair. I think something's up If I was with some dude who said ewwwww as he was about to "go" I'd punch that dude in the nuts Umm, no Don't hijack someone else's trade >There is a stage 3 boss? It's not Lupus. Does that mean she isn't born yet? Yep, an even worse version of r/funny Yeah that was a helluva upset I want to kill myself when I look at that >Mike Wallace, deep threat. Yea America is totally not the only one who does this... What the fuck?! Dear lord I love you. Only if you are peddobear. Why would you even need to start a nuclear holocaust? Hopefully not some sneaky Sunday morning attack Are you claiming that Japanese society in 2012 is the same as the Japanese society of the 1930s and '40s? I always asked myself where i've heard this music before. No i remember again Exactly right. They don't suit everything. To anyone who downvoted me: good luck with your *cough* "coding" Yeah I chalk this up to cundiff karma Welkerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!! careful with the word order there I had someone did that to me the other day in apartments on Italy (right as we entered). "Don't get mad about a stray bullet, it wasn't me." 50hp man I don't ever want to see you complaining about your water bill... *makes face and stands up. Takes bowl* Dude... What the fuck...? Geez, I'd like to get my dick wet too, but not slobbered. Yeah...that's totally *not* a student's handwriting that filled out this detention notice. Did you just make that account name for some upvotes? DAYM NATURE, you scary Right. Chocolate. How is throwing a shoe not unsportsmanlike conduct?! Why is it that so many people think that ASL is a good way to get to know someone? I just dont get it. I personally dont even talk to people who ask me "HEY ASL LOL?" Thought they'd be a step down, seeing as stepping stools are smaller than normal stools.. oh man i must of missed that. hmm glad to know now that is indeed 100% ice cream now , thank you Its not just bread. I bought some fresh Coles bakery muffins recently, and when I later checked the pack it said they were made in Ireland. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ > So far I've only seen one in that thread (this was first posted to srd over an hour ago, it's just been removed for bias three times). And yes, I know who you are, and this isn't the first time I've seen you doing it. Please stop it. But why do they have to cost 4000$ for a hunk of metal in your mouth? Why would you think I'm British when I literally said "I also carry a gun..."? ### NSFL __ __ ಠ▃ಠ > ಠ_ಠ > ಠ▃ಠ > > ╚(•⌂•)╝ I'm out! All of whom, weeden had the worst start. Vegan here. Not sure if support your buddy's actions for protecting animals or condemn for hunting different animals OMFG!!! I remember this....it used to be on discovery kids, back when I lived in Madrid :) First I was like... Yea, your computer will get a virus from liking a picture. Show them! Goddamn. Do cameras not have a fucking 'review' option any longer? This shit happens way too much. But, nice picture of your pants...surely they're edible with enough milk. 9gag posted this like 2 months ago, it's embarrassing that it's even close to the front page. WHY YOU LIE MAN, WHY !? Your brothers not in Mexico , do you even have a brother . To do what... A real life karma whore! ** ** I want to try some of these but I can't get over the fact that they're suggesting I add peanut butter to ramen. Sounds like a trap May I ask how you found this? Neither is my 3rd Gen iPad, apparently... No panorama mode in iOS 6 GM for me. :( Mine is :-: Excuse me. username The more I stare at his neck... The longer it becomes. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Video game? Rated R? Wat. [INSERT NAME OF LEAGUE COMMISH] ♥ Cock 8===D-- [ ] Chin up buttercup, you and I could be friends. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ This look, never left my face the whole video. Why Japan, why? Speed2.com all the DTM races are covered. You have to pay like 5$ a month or something through your cable provider though. I'm sure Prince Harry and his platoon love the idea of being "bait" for the insurgents. "I have this weirdest boner right now", but I have a vagina. Is your ridiculous analogy trying to imply that my car is the country and I must vote for one of the two parties in order for it to run? Alien blue has it built in Tried to argue with a guy who believed strongly that all worlds governments do this to destroy the environment for no reason. It turns out that I am brainwashed and sent out by the government to stop him and others who believe in the truth. ** ** ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Wait, why is brabant in those places. Scyther Scyther Scyther PLEASE ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Delivery for...I.C. Wiener. Rofl. Only in North America? But Canada is metric! Repost. Whats in it for me? Anyone have another video link? YouTube removed it for violation.. Filename: cosplay-girl-asian-fighter-girl.jpg First of all, nice job! Second, the first thing I thought of when I saw his expression was And how would you know "I'm just going to get on the computer to check something." If this was anything else then Borderlands 2, I would have gone ಠ_ಠ how did I not know about this? ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ This guy's getting downvoted for an Arrested Development quote? Nice work VerySexyElephant ( ) ( )>⌐■-■ I didn't even realize there was a baby there until your comment. What the flying fuck is going on in these pictures?! I read this as Stan Lee... *we already did that one* When was he doing it before oce on TV.. De Gea's been so good recently that Lindegaard has started the last two games I just googled those -Lumia has internet explorer as default . Emo soap. Suck it out. The air pressure should lift it out, but you will get it in your mouth. Now I have the theme song stuck in my head again If you are doing them out of order, admittedly I think I'd laugh my ass off if I saw you do Mewtwo, he was BUILT for . Mewtwo: Mewtwo: ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ You sound like my wife. I hope he has front legs.. that bottom right image Anyone who tries to switch-a-roo this crap, I'll give them the hairbrush treatment! Put a big wonderful cake in the fridge. Every time she goes to take a slice run up to her, slap the cake out of her hand and look at her.... You had to throw the Jolly Ranchers in there "Oh what a cute pup... Nervermind" Fallout: New Vegas... Dry testing Fisto... Not in that scene, at least... If the spy is trying to strafe into place for a backstab, I prefer the wrench's ability to hit everything directly in front of you. Obviously you're going to have a bad time if you run up to a pyro and smack him with your wrench, but still. Because Islam is a religion of peace. there is steam that comes out from the other side of it sometimes...its pretty much just sketchy but its painted brown so it must be ok Great! But it looks like I'm the only voter. **WE'RE LOOKING AT YOU, TENNESSEE TITANS** ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ You bastard... PS1, PS2, PS3 and 360 have all outsold the NES. That infographic from OP is several years old. Also, there have been close to 200 million iPhone sales and the infographic says 42.8 million . I've had people try to stick their fingers through my lenses assuming they weren't there. When I switched glasses, I got ones without frame under the lenses so people would stop. I had to clean my classes after every encounter I had. > Well, it's nice to see you'll at least cop to the emotional blackmail. But Romney's prominence within the church is a direct result of his lavish contributions. It didn't just stop existing after 1995. Or did He? The name of the song is "Electric Feel". What's pointless is looking down on others based on how they enjoy playing a game. My ex told me that I wasn't as big as her brother... your username *baby-punching-rampage* It's not homework, it's like extra credit. It's technically not even assigned ((ಠ(ಠ_( )_ಠ)ಠ)) I pictured you sitting there like " ... What... what is... Why is this... I don't even... Fuck it, I'm posting it to reddit." Justin Bieber: Baby *gun barrel pointing at leg* Better than logging into their account and destroying it. Or letting someone else do it. Maybe not white, maybe just one of the many 50 shades of grey. They are real eggs. You lazy sack of shit Wait tonight? I tought it was gonna be released the 21th of august or is that just in sweden? " " Says the Arkansas fan... . We just don't get to win! All i can hear is the noise a slime make on minecraft every time they slap down.... I guess it's the opposite for me. I've always wanted to not wear pants . I bet skirts/kilts are comfy as hell. Fuck pants 1:54-2:03..... This happened to me too You had a phone when you were 13? Retract this vile character assassination, shitlord i can meditate my floaters away mentally. try it sometime. although now that i'm thinking of them they've returned So you'd be swimming in a pile of cum... People paid 600$ on opening day for PS3 I've actually come across people who legitimately believe that the constitution states that our country was founded as a "Christian Nation." Badgers huh. I got my eyes on you I don't see any humour in this at all. It's just you expressing your political opinion on a meme What have I just seen Summarized version: I was in my school's gym when Dianna Agron randomly appears. I try to talk to her but for some reason everything I say sounds creepy. So she starts running and I run after her, when suddenly we are in a french cafe. She forgives me and says she has no where to stay so I let her stay at my house. We get there and she goes upstairs to unpack. While I'm waiting for her I read a newspaper article about someone committing suicide on a flight of stairs outside some building. For some reason I go to that building and find her laying face down at the bottom of the stairs. Let's not forget Oracle adding in "Oh, I see you're updating java, I'll just throw in a free trial of McAfee for you". Now why would blue meth have chili p in it? I'm not installing an add-on for a website And what is wrong with studying the dictionary I mean everywhere. It's a little mermaid song I have watched every episode the night it comes out for every season. I'm sorry I offended you by disliking the finale. Maybe I should just keep my unpopular opinions to myself so the hivemind doesn't have to see. mfw I read this The things people do for "virtual" accomplishments What the fuck did I just read? No, that's pretty spot on. I've always kind of felt that being pantheistic was the best of both worlds- atheists don't like you because they think you're too godly and Christians don't like you because you aren't godly enough. It's an amusing if mistaken view on my beliefs, and I just wish I had a better word so at least one side (or at least the majority of a subreddit) would tolerate me This is not our roots.... leave I remember my dad brought home a robins egg and I waited about a year, I swore it was gonna hatch. Fast forward 30 years later living in Florida, I found a little tiny white egg on the ground I took it in and put it in my jewelry box. When I looked again, the egg was hatched and what ever it was was gone. Inside my house somewhere! I think it was one of those lizards that are all over the place down there. You.. But... That was the joke... At least you'll be getting compensated for carrying a pager i'd say 3 hours of fucking farming is pretty damn special. I am not a part of SRS. .......you're an awful, awful person.... damn that rule..... The video "Putrid Sex Object"....it was just....and I was all....no . I'm very confused. When you made the face what was the reason? To confirm with you, everything I've said has been sincere. So whats going on? I got a leave for a game i didnt play , thats what a leave is. And that's the one he is OK with everyone seeing... Ich zee what you did there. Dafuq did I just read Thanks for the help... Girl Scout Cookies ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ and the largest support for your claim is from a country that thinks it owns yours? Weird situation man... umm.. then why doesnt blastoise say his name like that I'm on to you... It's a face, but you dont have the symbols on your computer. I know because I don't either Saw this coming. The biggest tell here is that the title is actually discriptive. The only appropriate way to title such an image would be: * .* I really hope every voter is able to hear this before the election! I especially enjoyed his comments on outsourcing 20,000 jobs. Wish I knew how to make those stairs lol. I hope we don't commit troops... "wisdom" I dont feel right about the bonus package... Again we die before the fortress begins. Fire breathing dog came and killed EVERYONE NEW FORTRESS. I just started and got killed by a mutated fey dog. IT BREATHED FIRE ON EVERYONE . I chose the PC version and my computer is still updating The real question is, are you referring to Batou, or the Tachikoma? Junior gets mad at sophomore. Sad part? She would refuse to understand even THAT and move on to something else. This ** ** ...or that the link is giving Glenn Beck's "the blaze" site traffic out the ass?       Comment! What the actual fuck. ** ** I must have missed the memo , I try to keep my ass covered... It's cool, guys. We've got technology... We've got... GOOGLY EYES Disappointed the lyrics aren't the top comment For God's sake, has no one ever heard of dynamic range? People _still_ share passwords? Drugs can ruin your life! So if we catch you doing drugs, we'll expel you and ruin your life! ... Waaaaat? Yes, because chess is thought of as an exciting action sport puppy... of what exactly He... he was disappointed because he thought you were younger? How come that Kassadin looks like a squid? Two words: "Michael Bay" Well when you write a comment look at the arrow above and pull it down. Then go to the left once and press it. Then just copy and paste it to make it a shortcut on your phone. I did it yesterday I don't know... But I'm not liking this creepy vibe here. whoa! i remember that first bit. but then it got even more fucked up. How can they have those lovely curls, if they're not allowed to have long hair? Unless... Extentions... Your username isn't helping " " To save some time, I think you can buy those in a jar for like $2...they're called pickles. I honestly thought my iPad wasnt loading the comments correctly... derp My parents never condoned my collecting Pokemon cards, so I gave a close friend 5 bucks (a small fortune then) to buy me a pack. The next day he has them but they're open and says a small kid came and tore it open before he could do anything. I got shit in my pack and he had two holos ! The whole situation smelled bad. I never confronted him about it, but *I still remember.* Well.. I wonder how well-off his parents are All those teabags I read that as 14. downrate? Not one that was a hundred degrees C in the room. Because I'd be dead. *Obviously...* Your username suggests that you hate yourself whut ## I appreciate that! I did my best getting EVERYTHING from eBay, except the paint. Lowes has ND's colors in their computers. It's really hard finding ND stuff here. Especially hats and shirts. It's all Texas and Oklahoma crap. ...I wonder what y'alls Wal-Marts look like.. *Welcome to the NH*--**NO.**( ) Are you really making that argument after using "currydemocrats.org" as the source for your data? Thought about that, but what red-blooded American doesn't enjoy a nice cold beer every now and then? Oh yeah, Romney... His finest joke is that he is struggling to be funny? White girls ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Does burning flag burners produce deadly smoke? We might be looking at an endless chain of burnings here No joke. Currently teaching in Korea and its all fill in the blank regurgitation. I'm not allowed to teach anything outside of the workbook. Their heads might explode Interesting idea... my 'Meal 2' is suggested as 1 tablespoon of olive oil though Who brought up asian boobies? Legit. I didn't even know about ash lake until my 8tg play through. It took forever Dare contest. Kissing. You know the rest. >Oh, and the conspiracist nutters. It's like talking to a brick wall. Then don't do it. Get off reddit? I don't think you can use those words together like that in the English language..... First overtly female mob in Minecraft a witch. Examiner lists San Diego as #2 Dat makeup... La pusieron en un antro de Guadalajara Obviously You....don't.... Moved here from the South. Columbus, GA to be precise. Hour or so south of Atlanta. I'm not against drinking, just don't really ever wish to. I'd rather smoke. If I do it's usually a craft brew or two, don't like that feeling of intoxication. I'll be honest, I'm such a lightweight since I slowed down if I have more than three I usually get sick. We are located near 470 & S. Broadway. He might be having a heart attack... I better wait in here for a few minutes. I hate downvoting people on their cake day, so I'll post this instead: You're complaining about something that's free. Ease up turbo, it's not like he beat on your sister... or did he? Why ? Tis the truth! Cinema's are well overpriced, and completely bombard you with advertising. Waiting for it to get ironic...waiting...waiting... ....where's the irony? WTF? EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! That's gotta taste like marmite and grape juice!! Oke well I'm not sure how The chrome reddit enhancement suite extension automatically opens images... ...damn it Cant you people decide on something Not everything has to be about making her body pretty. Went back and looked.. Now I see why they don't release a demo to the public. Why is rassmussens poll so fucked up? Also why would I pay for a fucked up polling service? TIL Ok, as long as you **traded**. Whatever Reddit does, you still have your freedom of speech, guys. Londoner here, I'm jealous. I live in Plano too... How did deionized become demonized? The m key is two rows down from the i key Doesn't look like it is 10pm-3am there Yeah because it's impossible for gay men to be masculine. You are suspicious Or maybe your cat just *really* likes seeing your wet naked body... ### Dear god hahaha I did the same thing! dammit. This is a dope idea tho, I'll def download. Because the last time we did this in 2009 it definitely wasn't an instant classic. NSFW_PORN_ONLY the fuck, I was expecting porno. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Melinda Gates hands.... FeralPony...? Ffs i am positive that is Morello talking. Amen… Oh my god I think I am going to die. Just... Go. Please. Go somewhere away. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Yikes, no accelerated clock? Imagine if you disconnected. What sort of Reddit phone app are you using? AlienBlue has a button especially for posting it: What about me? I want a pic Damn, I just noticed she has no right leg or arm My dad told me to give my daughter a traditional Irish name. His suggestion? Morag. great, like i needed to see more of this strat Dollor? Care to elaborate on the " " ? your not ponto1 I can't imagine that that is legal, unless you sign a. paper. when. you.... omg "IF"!!!!!! I fucking hate that gif. wrong kind of porn  You're gonna blame China for his spelling error? because that's what I meant ლ( ლ) candied whiskey bacon please. Fox News What in the actual fuck did I just read!? I was make-up sex. The condoms, apparently, were in the bedroom. ლ( ლ) I knew it!! At least he is apologizing, that's more manners then most kids these days have... ...wait what? Not sure if that is how I would have responded to that Tate is on waiver in your league!?!?! NO Decade TIL hershey's bars don't melt in the oven ლ( ლ) Does that say " I love One Direction" behind the teacher? Just be weary of her dagger, if you know what i mean. That butt?! That's the joke I'm no rocket surgeon here, pal, but I can send you the manufacturer's phone number so you can call and ask them. It was the first thing I noticed Lol i wasnt implying that she was going to....unless they really wanted to I just did it maybe 5 seconds before reading your post. Wow. Comes in very handy when pooping as well. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ My grandmother always told me, "It's just as easy to fall in love with a rich man as a poor man." Yeah, she wasn't joking. *lucky enough* Not sure if retarded fanboy or scarcastic pero tambien tomemos en cuenta que la persona que inicio el rumor no fue otro mas que Noroña . Ademas Carmen Aristegui nunca declaro que CAlderon fuera alcoholico. Ella siemplemente hablo de que alguien habia mencionado el rumor. Me too... ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Did anyone else misread that as McMAHON and then go " I knew it, but isn't she already married?" ..and then, you know.. re-read the name. Ugh, and what would 5 of those be? The summer I turned 13, my Dad and Step-Mom adopted two girls (ages 2 and 3). A couple weeks before Christmas, they told me "now that your sisters are here, don't expect anything for Christmas. We've got them to worry about now." My roommate was a prenursing major and would constantly ask me (at the time an English major) how to spell basic words. She kept telling me she didn't need to know how to spell for being a nurse . ಠ_ಠ had a tech come out to fix our connection issue and found I was missing money Not a question, I know, but what the fuck? You know? this would be an understandable response from a friend or sibling or something, but he *fucks you*, yo. Not enough s Here's some more ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ Benghazi , Libya .. I'm watching you boweeeee ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ hey hey, easy now. ...that'd be givin' moose a bad name "***My forehead feels like D-Day***" ಠ◡ಠ◡ಠ◡ ◡ಠ◡ಠ◡ಠ◡ಠ◡ಠ◡ಠ◡ಠ Story... deliver haha. laughing my ass off. ***ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ *** ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ , Way overboard man... 193 of this ( ) is Reddit's absolute limit. Yes! 5v5 in WvW is a great idea! Let's call it... sPvP. Brought a tear to my eye. Jerk... Submitted to SRS. Why does the unicorn have " " on its body? I'm a minority on reddit Literally the only time I have ever regretted clicking a link on reddit. I got low on fuel and I exploded... Why no tv? More importantly, why no spongebob? it's timeless, damnit Last election my mom thought that the second coming would occur sometime soon since Obama got elected. 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The odds are against me I mean I guess Is it even possible to have this much broken stuff in one class "Normal people" Damn lol hoping to get the game tomorrow wish he would have put spoiler tags before the guy spoiled it. Oh well it's the first mission not that it matters. And holy shit how the FUCK does this guy write for the WSJ. It's like they took a food writer in another department because they lost their game writer and said do you know anything about games and he was like sure I have a 14 year old son I've saw him play the halos. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Holly shit a Renault 182 cup! Consider this man emailed and yourself up voted! I was going to say "LOL, who uses The Gimp?", then I remembered I do, almost every day. Cheap workplace won't buy me Photoshop. The computer store down the road has a "gamer deal", i7 3770k, z67 mobo, 550ti, 1TB 5200rmp, 16gb ram, only $1000, has a shitty 1000w psu and a "gamer case" which looks like a black box with a led... I dislike computer shops now I sent one of my friends a picture of a rage face while texting and he replied "wow you found one of my drawings on the Internet, cool" I replied with Because one person claiming it's too difficult for -him- to play, is enough to convince you to stay away from the game. did you really take a picture of your computer screen? Will you make a new one starring an iPod, laptop, and Margaritaville? it is known... Shelf life 300 days. Holy crap I've seen this person before Maxi pad ^^ಠ ^ಠ ^ಠ ^^ಠ I get more clumping when I do powder first. Most of the time the powder just stays in the bottom; especially creatine. what is this? /b/? And let me add on: ...why? I mean, I sort of understand blocking things like "hitler" (which I had issues with Googling in HS), but why on earth are they blocking "gay"? RES has forsaken me. I thought it was like a *thing* for parents to tell each other funny stories about their kids? Now, apparently, I'm wrong. hey wait a second, how could you recognize that book from the original photo? ... have you been in my house? >Obviously, the only thing he can do without Congress's help is bomb third world countries and indefinitely detain me well mah bad dude, i've seen it more than 5 times on Reddit, with girls posting self-posts asking whether or not their boyfriend is normal for shitting in the shower and just squishing it down. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Because my dad and I know Norse Also I am pretty sure the writing magically translates into the native language of the reader, so take that. FAU with the upset I guess he was finished watching them. I'm a dev, so I'm already on for my 3GS... I'm just gonna restore my iPod touch to iOS 5 and sell it. The buyer can either jailbreak again, or update to iOS 6. I just don't need two devices. Saving up for the 5. 3GS is a piece of shit although the battery drain issue was fixed. On beta 4, if you went to bed with 100% battery life, on standby, you would wake up with about 48%. Now, you can go 100% and wake up with 93%. Good luck to those updating! Not. On. My. Watch. I think he means that he can't make the , which is also easily available in AlienBlue. Speaking of AlienBlue, i'm using it right now :D Wat. How do you know my body is rockable. So there was this horse that walked into a bar and it was Sarah Jessica Parker. That's really badass The worlds thinnest smartphone with the worlds largest plug. ** ** Yes, it will add a 14 ft shared bike/ped trail, that will extend from Montlake Blvd to Bellevue Way. But the construction from the western highrise to I-5 isn't funded yet, so in the worst case there will be a bike trail on the bridge and on the Eastside, but no connection to the land on the West "In 3D"... I am on an iphone. His daughter's name is Wednesday. Black shoes & white socks... And the inside of your pocket smells amazing "ಠ‿ಠ... I mean! NO!!" Didnt show up with the spoiler thing in my inbox. The brain is the most important organ in your body ... According to the brain. Goddamn niggers... I just copied and pasted it and set it as a keyboard shortcut Because a sword, dude. Slippery Rod [*DAE not know wat do?* ** **](//#blackface) BAHA! EXCELLENT WORDPLAY SIR! VERY HUMOROUS! I TIP MY HAT TO YOU! Oh my gosh, absolutely not! That is absurd that a mother-in-law would think she could go on a honeymoon! On a much less weird note, while my husband and I were on our honeymoon, his mother kept trying to contact us (via e-mail, thankfully we didn't have our phones) and was upset when he wouldn't respond. Now, my husband's brother is on his honeymoon, and she keeps calling us wondering what they're up to because "I tried calling him, but he won't pick up" ...... I really can't win against your tautological reasoning I read that as "All grammars are Nazis" ... I'm at work. Is the air here shitting while I work as well?!! Upvote for imagining you with these eyes while gettin' slobbed. My school just has this one girl who sits on a bench by the student entrance. Her dad is a lawyer from the school, and he told her to hang out there to find a boyfriend. I commute from North Aurora to the city everyday, and right when I get on I-88 from IL-31, I already have to deal with back ups, sometimes even all the way to 294. And *then* I have to contend with the Ike/Roosevelt Road just so I can get downtown. Yeah, I feel ya bro. I warn my boyfriend ahead of time when the time is nigh. Then he tells me to get in the shower. Not sure if novelty account or actual advice. Turns out I was full of shit with my dates. The Hell Freezes Over tour wasn't until 1993... still they could have been mounting such a comeback tour in 1991. Im a guy, TIL I look like a girl ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ More critically, MD5 used in an authentication scheme. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಡ "Karma your post"? Would anyone be kind enough to tell me her name? "I haven't tried it" Bandaid? Hang on a minute...when, in GMT, is it releasing? 'cause I was prepared for a 00:00GMT release Correction, it's now showing it but I'm across the river from Philadelphia. The update only kicked in around 5pm here. r/stonerengineering meetup. The black smoke is from all the plastic Could've been Glendale, CA, for what it's worth. idk how to use this on other people bc im afraid it'll send them to my fb page See that arrow at top when your writing a comment? Tap it then swipe right for emotes and swipe left for a or image uploading I comments plus much more Holy , Batman! I wonder what other shit I'm totally missing out on. What a terrible thing to "suffer" through... I don't know. Which one. I want. Of course not, as I do not have the permission of the legal copyright holders. ... two males I can see it now... the balloons lose their buoyancy and a number of them fall in front of the Liverpool net. Darren Bent appears out of nowhere and deflects the ball off the balloons, into the net, in front of a confused Pepe Reina. Game ends 1-0 Yeah MOST people seem really happy Similar issues and the phone keeps restarting when trying to move an app over several pages Your comment + username = He isn't dead, he is alive... In our hearts Lowe's once told me they couldn't cut a key because "we only have blanks for houses, not condos" (it was a key from an off-the-shelf Schlage lockset I had just bought a week earlier). Another time I brought them a transponder key blank for my truck and asked them just to cut it - the clerk told me "that would be a Federal offense" and "I would have to call the FBI and report you if I cut it". ლ( ლ) Bet he's 10 So the Patriots are playing the Ravens? Looks like I'll be rooting for al qaeda. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Get off my shoulder! Ten million internets for this fellow. ProcMon is your friend when it comes to sorting out permissions issues. Stupid vendors. My grandmother is like that. One year my brother got ski gloves for Christmas. We live in GA and are from FL. The next year he got a single bookshelf. Not the entire bookshelf unit. One shelf. Having the same issue.... Glad I'm not the only one. "I seen" He likes rusty spoons... Yes! Is the guy next to the sasquatch named Aaron? He looks awfully similar to someone from Highschool Too lazy to search through all that, and sorry about the sasquatch comment, I'm in a weird mood tonight, hence why I apologized for calling someone sasquatch. Hahaha had to deal with this shit tonight. Pastor was preaching about uncleanliness and only by accepting Christ can you be clean for he has chosen you and the only way to be clean was through the blood of Christ. sadly this will be the man to wed my fiancé and I seeing as her family are all fundie creationist Christians. Sometimes I just feel so screwed ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ to you too. Just accept it. And the world holds its breath, waiting for the one person among billions, who gives a flying retarded rat monkey fuck. Will he or she ever show? Sharp on the right, but blurry on the left. My eyes ლ( ლ) Better than being 6 years behind. >Bad medic positioning happens when the player/s being healed are in a bad position. The only times i've seen bad Medic positioning is when they run off by themselves with a syringe gun trying to play battle medic hairy moobs.. You didn't fully commit to the cover story. Next thing you know, turns out Apostolate's real name is tyrone for imaginary internet points nevertheless ಠ_ಠ you, you ಠ_ಠing ! As you really have no data to back up any of your ignorant claims, I must say there is plenty of data (peer-reviewed journals) that make you look like an idiot. A simple google scholar search, or a trip to the library will provide the literature. Dat ass... This sounds creepy enough to be the Twilight Zone > IMHO whatever we call it doesn't change much of anything, the community has grown pretty well under 'ASMR' which no-one seems to like. Changing to ZCR, AIHO ( ), AIE, etc won't change the attraction of this community. I think the owner is baiting him to climb it, so he's giving this look. Oh god such an awful mental picture Fat person here and I have absolutely been mocked at the gym and have had eggs thrown at me from cars when I've walked outdoors. People are assholes. DAT EYES You're fucking stupid....... Sorry for the off topic comment - but this is the first time I've seen [fixed] AskReddit question Guy raised $2000 through Kickstarter. $2000 is not $0 Yep... It just kept on going... Oh good god I am sleepy and read that as fucking it took me a bit.... Jared is awesome, I am extremely jealous of my mom that she got to meet him at the airport she worked at a while back. Didn't even get an autograph. I suppose I should have clarified I don't want to touch people's sweaty boob/crotch money. Especially in Texas summer heat where humidity makes the sweat much worse. ... How did you know? Buying a month's long subscription to a porn site for one fucking video. And never going back. Yes, that's obviously what this means If you stumble across a fanfic in there were in the comments I posted a wall of , READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. IT'S FUCKING FUCKED UP. *** *** Nahhhhhhh The hivemind is now deleting my posts too, for merely implying that I was unimpressed with what went on today in both the tournament, language and conduct. I am pretty disappointed in complexity gosvvser and now r/starcraft. Banning me/deleting my posts won't stop the emails. I read the title of this thread and was like "this belongs in /r/Awww" but then I opened the link and I was there, building it, without pay. Probably the most horrific thing I've read so far in this thread There is nothing I enjoy less than being accosted by strangers while holding several books and am running late to a lecture Police, why don't you use this technology? seriously, it takes 2 seconds. ...5700? Ultra-dumbed down medical science article, it's not even got anything to do with gadgets other than a terrible analogy ... I. NEEED. ლ( ლ) I will get it! I didn't have a computer when I was in 8th grade. Your comment is worse, and you should feel worse. >Obviously, the only thing he can do without Congress's help is bomb third world countries and indefinitely detain me That's a sine graph... Not a cubic ## I hear ya about the heat. I was running in the afternoons for awhile and on a couple of occasions the heat index was well over 100. It sucked. So, I started running in the morning. Now that it's turning cooler I'm having the opposite problem No, I haven't.. But now, I must! That was the one thing she said got better "but I wouldn't want those legs to go along with it, they got fat"... Totally fixed that squeaky keyboard This look? haha just kidding, no judgement from me! UEFA ile yapılan yayın hakları sözleşmesi nedeniyle bu video içeriğinin gösterimi Türkiye ile sınırlıdır. There are 3 various series showing, upper left is Power Rangers SPD. Bottom right is PR: Wild Force and the actual toy is this deformed version of PR: In Space. We all know you don't do that Andrew. As an Andrew, I would like to look at you with disapproval for making people think the name Andy is acceptable. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ I went once with my dad to of house of his clients to talk, when we got there, it was a small house, nothing wrong with it. but when we got it in, it was a total SHIT HOUSE. it made Horders shudder in fear. so when we were leaving i asked my dad, "why doesnt (client) have enough money to clean his house and eat n' stuff?" and he replied "well, he likes to give his money to women to make them happy!" looking back on it now... Or maybe... you are a bot Give them looks right back! works well. Please tell me that's not your credit/bank card number Because they've never passed anything that wasn't paid for before right? But in this case, it IS paid for I see what you did there Then you get the because you're so selfish an immature and just wait a few years you'll want them and then regret waiting so long blah blah blah. Unless a friend grabs your phone and upgrades it for you! Yeah, why *did* you? Yeah, he only has a higher passer rating, more TD's and less INT's than RGIII. ### Oh god. There's a button that says "try me." Acuma serios, care va simtiti cu musca pe caciula? Stiu ca sunteti pe r/romania you basterds. No picks. Nasus's voice actor died. But you clicked just to find out ###*** *** He refuses to die ლ( ლ) Firebleeding? This happened a couple of years ago. I politely declined. For context, I am Asian, and I was until then unaware of any incestuous tendencies in my family. Now I wonder Why were you looking at pictures of criminals? ** ** 'Dont get me wrong' 'teacher' and titanium_penis as username? No, no one helped him. Wait...what? Why is that.... I don't... huh? How did you...? Radioshacks in my town were guaranteed at least 29 different cases for the iPhone 5. Don't fuck around. Carmelo Anthony.. Agreed with you and all....then that "OCELOTE ARMY" bit... What is your name? Cheers "Momma was a ho, I was weekend pussy. I had you to keep tha nigga, it didn't work out. That's why yo daddy ain't here. Cuz he with his REAL family. Cuz he a good nigga." The last two sentences paradoxes People don't know this? So extinct still in troll mode since yesterday > what the fuck kind of question is that? i am obligated to upvote this. but jesus, get it together Mirrors? Where you're going, you don't need mirrors. Was it Jailbroken before and die you have some "non-Apple-store-Apps"? Unfortunately, I pictured it as something she'd been wearing so long and was so "used up" that it was just stuck to like the outside or something... 20+ students living in the same house...shit, that's my actual current living situation I'm a guy that doesn't have enough sex. Quran says you should beat your wife if she gets out of line... Muslims... Hitler went after the wrong group of people. Looks dangerous! And her feet,oh god! i read this ass "funny porno video"...disppointed. I have siblings. They literally told me it was all on me to further our family line. The community really gets to you. I'm not one to flame or rage, but after losing 7 games in a row because of terrible team mates I started to flame people, which was never in my nature when I play a game. I usually a chill guy that could care less, but after being exposed to this games community I find myself raging and flaming more. I hate what I've become I swear I saw this same exact analysis on reddit already (including all the charts, and even the observataions sound the same), a couple of times.. Cut-N-Paste FTW!! It appears we are at a stalemate. Why are you still fappin when the dog enters? You got that from your grandma?? Karma Conspiracy: Redditor changes his little brothers name to slut and calls these awesome mountains and caves failed attempts at pixel art... The sound of nail files Dat m[el]on [el]>[le] le+le 4 letters... Minus 1= 3. Half life three confirmedಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Am I just meant to copy paste it every time? Gee thanks. OH PLEASE, Nah it will probably be something like, "Man it was a lot better when Apple made the maps app" This sorta sounds like hate speech. I've heard bad things about castle byesford, and also your name This! I use those venus razors with five blades. *Five motherfucking blades.* And they still don't get as close as my man's razors with only three blades. next thing you know one of the girls will get married Spider-man can menstruate and he does it on his bosses desk 5 I was molested. Don't talk to moneylizard like that! ┌( )┘ 9gag pulsefire ezreal You use IE? Those teeth Is her undies suppose to be yellow or... I've been reading it as "Scooby dooby doo!", and just now realized why it wasn't rhyming. Huh. Definitely there wasn't something similar to this posted the other day… Dem teef in 4th grade there was one kid who would staple his hands all the time, so yes, it was a thing. Never in my life have I seen a post as shitty as this. You have literally broken the record for how shitty a shitty post can be. Please, kill yourself . that toilet paper has to look at your ass all of the way home I feel that whenever I think I have an original idea from a real life experience, someone else will always post the same thing before me. ლ( ლ) And then I was like : I'm pretty sure FedEx pays per delivery. Assuming you're going to somehow get bombarded with all the preorders on the 21st(unlikely), and assuming you have a lot of residences on your route AND you work FedEx Home Delivery and not ground, and your route is full of Apple fans. Would it not have been an easy day of fairly straightforward deliveries for which you would make decent money? I'd imagine iPhone boxes don't take up too much room on the shelves of the box truck. she still needs to shave her legs. but instead she puts bandages I can't cross crease onetimer anymore to make mofo's quit also being tossed off a cliff would prove you to be a witch if you were able to fly... ..... Wut. No, that's a member of One Direction... Please don't put those two anywhere near each other, ever again. "False start. On the snapper" Not anymore ## If he would have hammered it out in 3 minutes, I would understand, but it took him 3 days to respond with this... Thanks for the good constructive feedback. Great representation of r/DIY... Blank keyboards are a thing too. I can type on one, but don't know where any letters are. limp bizkit not god lives underwater By Thor's Hammer, this cat must live! > '“twilight” (real example, )' Looks at username I actually zoomed in to see it better I don't know which is worse "here comes the rope" or "here comes the rape" all I can think of is Peter North ლ( ლ) > ps I just clicked inspect element on the City flair ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Pub players can focus on 2 objectives but professional player can't? "...suspiciously, dramatically..." Have both of those games, also the cost of buying those 3 games would be more than $25, I could just buy trine 2 + terraria at full price for less Have Civilization V already and that is a ridiculously high price I upvote you at the expense of your education Bing? I actually turned up my volume ಠ ಠಠ Totally forgot this place is practically filled with ladies. ლ( ლ) You have to ask? Why does this have so many up votes it's just pusheen the cat from the front page of the website I live in keperra and have started noticing it too I'm 13 and I have much better of a grammar understanding. Anivia's name... You would too if your mother was pretending to point a gun at your head. Springfield, IL here. Rocking tunes and kicked back in my recliner fold up. Getting ready to get some food delivered. Obviously you're not zoologist. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Annnnnnnd I'm gay. Sure better than Piccadilly Line, Acton Town--->Earl's Court morning ain't so bad, but, going back from work, at 5.30... And I'm gay, again. Twice in one night. [](/ppfrown " ") Not in Germany Upvotes for "Gerkin." Boo. That's awful. If a sexual partner ever told me how to shave I would probably just stare at them or laugh. I suppose there's a point when a person becomes unattractive to you but in that case *you* leave. I don't feel that very much gives a person a right to try and tell another person how to act/shave/dress. Over here people can frequently be found addressing their friends as 'cunt'. And their enemies. And anyone for that matter. Let's not count him out yet, I have a lot of faith in the stupid people that make up the US. Not suitable for WTF. This is not how people work. Individuals maybe, but MMA crowds? Come on. Reverse rake? came in here to see 100 sparklers tied together. Happier to see this ...those motherfuckers *glances at username* > Try pulling out slightly ( )>⌐■-■ you can say he wasn't..... In 2008 I heard many people say "Obama sound too much like Osama for me to be comfortable voting for him." It could be the work of a menacing troll. Asian and German. I can only imagine the pressure Too many liberties. There is no mention of rape, sleep, stealing, clothes or bastards. Not even a "you". Ms Tian is obviously just your average tagger. I tried once. 1:20 Fran? where did you learn this term I know, there's always a few people behind me in class whispering ER MAH GERD. The QQ ones have the POP signs up, but they never open the rear doors to actually allow people to step on, is what I mean. I've only seen it a few times (I take it to and from work every day, or would if it wasn't shut down... til next year ). I'm in agreement with all the above posters - but when using FA - don't wait for the 2013 version to come out! The errata won't be up to date - which brings me to a second point.... starting correcting your FA 2012 now, the errata is ~ 20 pages, and some of the mistakes are pretty egregious. I'm amazed at how many people here think the 'illuminati' is a real thing Internet Explorer 9? Africa, "under construction." I think they were supposed to be like that Full blown homo I do want to walk in may, and I'm slated to do an internship with dark horse in the spring, so I'm trying to find out how I can do that in between finishing up classes and walking "formally". I didn't even know I could have walked early, no one mentioned a thing about that interestingly... I'm gonna try and get a meeting together/grad workshop if I can but they keep scheduling the grad checks during my class . Thanks everyone. Oh boy, I can't wait to see how we di This is going to be a thing, isn't it... I agree with mr Prometheus on your pictures. I for one can't get over how smooth your skin is and stuff... Now I feel like buffalo bill [](/twiflip "") wat "this could shorten the game while adding time for commercials" Why is there lotion in your kitchen? Worse... When I started where I am now, I convinced the lead guy that there was a better way to edit blocks other than to explode and re-block them ' ' I work in a movie theater..... How in fuck did this happen? Popcorn is the easiest thing in the world to make. I'm concerned. What is it you were doing behind a movie theater? How dare you say such thing about such awesome thing Not going to click that. At first I saw congratulations and Necromancers in the same sentence and was like :D!! and then I read the rest and was like ^^ಠ ^ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ ^^ಠ ^^ಠ ^ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ ^^ಠ ^^ಠ ^ಠ ^ಠ ^^ಠ * In a Jerry Seinfeld voice * Newman.. Great, now I can't go to sleep without imagining her having sex with the other prophet ** ** Nice try, R Kelly I hate your type of people Oh god, miss read the title as "This is my lunch" Not enough in the world. ლ( ლ) whyyyyyy This isn't a competition I just watched the entire library of eyebleach.com It wasn't enough. { ^ ^ } Why is silvermace's comment not at negative karma yet Check the ~~"mantle"~~ "mantel" This is the face of my unsurprise Cannot unsee Please do me a favor and never tell anyone else on Reddit your gender again. The replies to this comment are just... yeeeeahhh. /\/\/\/\ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ/\/\/\/\ are you referring to what i think you are? I just can't seem to wrap my mind around it can someone please explain it Only guys? Today i was at a restaurant and watched a mom put all sorts of food on her son's plate; fried shrimp, fried wontons, fried rice, etc. So the kid, who was maybe about 7ish, tells the mom "i don't want any of this, and you keep forcing it on me!" and the mom replies "well, all you want is fried food and i refuse to give it to you!"...this was my face as she said that and proceeded to put more fried items on his plate More sad and ironic than funny, but still sort of amusing to witness. I'm in my 40's, but ... whatever. Close enough. The rest is spot on, down to the resting my head in my left hand when I read this. ლ( ლ) I'd avoid mentioning the old reddit username on your application form. Otherwise, *have fun*. "Wheaten Porter" This pisses me off on a daily basis God. We have different standards of teasing then. I'm all for friendly teasing but if my friends drew tits on my side fat, and then posted it on reddit for laughs at my expense, I'd be pretty pissed. "And we actually means me" this resonates with "me"ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ "o this old thing? musta fallen asleep with it inside last night" I want to hit you in the junk with my original Tony Hawk game Better than pulling out a jolly rancher. He will end up with a 2-guy-1-girl 3-way. Well, fuck you too! t( ) Why is that girl in the green shirt wet? My friend told me this - " When you start to get to the really heavy weights, form doesn't matter. " A little late to the party but this is my story. My then GF and I had been dating for a few years and had talked a lot about getting married. We even went ring shopping a few times but I told her I would buy it without her since it needed to be a surprise. Fast forward a few weeks and we had gone home for a holiday weekend. I had ordered the ring and had it delivered to the jewelry store in the town we were in, but when I picked it up it was the wrong one. My whole family knew what was going to happen and later that day when we were at my parents house, my loud mouth uncle asked loudly what was up with this ring situation. My GF looked at me wide eyed, obviously knowing what was up. I didn't help that my whole family stuck their heads around the corner at the same time to see if she was in the next room . He loves you still because you don't sodomize him with a brush or your fingers....right Colby.. I was afraid his girlfriend would be speaking in a cockney chav accent. How do people get early copies of FIFA?!?!? So you open them up and see if there's any shit inside? Damn, I'm not seeing that speed even on 30/30 fios "fap before church" *Quite handy* indeed. All of my I installed some LEDs as replacements for floodlights in a kitchen. I was glad that the lights didn't heat up; not so much when I discovered that the "trim" around each light was actually a heat sink. O_O ^^ Nice catch. Yeah, I cringed a bit after I typed it but then it was too late. sheep has got the reddit stare.. The beauty of Ocala... "You're such a rock star already, I'm gonna say yes!" This is what a price fixer looks like >////\ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ////\ ////\ ///\ /\\\\\ ///\ Whenever I see this , I easily assume that that person is pissed off Don't be a dick Yes is starting to gain ground. WTF? So they're putting the rights of the minority up for popular vote... Yeah, that's how it should work... I don't get you people. One moment you're complaining that Blizzard refuse to bring back BW units, the next you're making fun of them for bringing back BW units. A few days ago everyone thought "utility is more important than originality", now we're back to ragging on blizzard for giving us a firebat. It's like we're back in WoL beta and people are comlpaining that SC2 looks too much like SCBW This would happen to me every time when an ex and I played Street Fighter IV. Soul Calibur IV, on the other hand, I beat her pretty handily at, even though it's the more button-masher friendly of the two You're in the Big 12 now, come on. It's so nice to know that all the hassle and shit I get told about how I should have kids is all made up by the "feminists and the media". HOW COMFORTING! Monopoly. Monopoly. Mariner Wife: I think Reddit will get a little too excited about this. What the fuck? Anyone else at this? Is it busy? I've done this on accident. Bum harassment was a funny joke for a while afterward, but then he got into anal. Now he wants me to probe it on purpose ...Ow. I want Optimized mode to use Instapaper, not Readability. You're dumb. You are a 19 year old male who has never been with "another girl"... you may have more to think on than just virginity ಠ_ಠ_ Yeah and some of the chives are rotten Haha ya it's the shadowing if the pic. His red rocket Every time he sits says otherwise Mother of god... Because it's completely impossible to make a working replacement key for a car, and you are completely out of luck if you lose your keys to your car because you only ever get the ones it came with. I'm pretty sure OP is referring to the status bar changing color. Which is weird, because mine stays blue regardless of which theme I pick I've been dealing with this for about 2+ years now. I don't have a Facebook and I do have a twitter but the account is to a separate email that is a complete twist on my name, so no way they find it. I heard them all: "Without a Facebook we can't update you through our forums if we hire you" Seriously...I heard that. Fuck your bitches thighs I haven't eaten BBQ shapes in 3 years. Um... My step dad is married to my mom. I don't see my real father. :P I'm not sure if you were trying to be funny and missed the mark or what, but you did not link to any source relevant to the discussion unless my eyes deceive me. ಠ ಠ Hey this is cool this makes it easier to type with my thumbs What has this thread turned into But the other guy almost seemed to enjoy it .. Yeah, we need more shuttle pics, right? Bound it to "f", now I press f in other games all the time for no reason Creepily familiar You posted a picture of something someone said, I think that's even easier Why? 105... I could pick you up by the waist.. Really any character from TTGL. I hate you. :P "tastes so gewd!" Typing this message on a glass top desk I thought of including the eyes but then I thought I didn't disapprove at all. :D Ward from Wriggle's active :P If it was on my newsfeed, couln'd have resisted to say "fucking religious cunt" to him. Nice try Don Draper. I like my Viagra ads just fine! Golf balls do NOT belong there. As the Brown owner in league 3, Now I'm looking at spider bites on youtube, what have you done? You monster Hmmm didnt this look run its corse in the mid 90s? MDMA any one? unfortunately for me, I live like 5 houses up from this one ಠ ಠ Tell that to GLADoS... You can recognize prolapses? Do people honestly think they can post reposts and have no one know? Punctuation, motherfucker, do you use it? That one picture is so informative. False! he was hungry Scat, donkey, meatspin, tentacles, Bieber and bukkake? There's a difference?... Wait are you saying you'll give me free drinks? You work there? As a Mac and iOS user, I am making an appointment next week. What would you eat?.. It took me a minute to realize there were more photos to the gallery than the sail above the crib. At first I was like "A sail and a sheet is a theme? " But yeah. I figured it out. haha It turned out really cute! I like the originality of it all. Definitely a custom nursery. :) Episode twenty Why did you google pancake sex Dear god… ;> burn; > flash drive; > Haha yeah. I figured that out after my email was hacked. Luckily the only files I had in there were school papers and other such nonsense. That was one of the biggest violations of privacy I have ever felt in my life thus far, the guy went as far as to go into my facebook to try and chat-up my boyfriend (posing as me) asking about some topless pictures I had taken that we had (so luckily) password protected. What about the guy peeing on it? Using tape has the same effect. "my cousin's neighbor" I think with the inflation of the human population in the last 70 years hitler is way ahead on "interest" alone This one: ? Dat spoiler... ಠ ಠ "That guy who typed fast at the library!" Me: ? says the man who enjoys having casual sex with women and those who refuse his generous advances to be called a slut in the morning are labeled as foolish, fridges bitches who don't know what a man-god they are missing out on. I was referencing the line "There's just no hope for some people " HumanPorn And the only app you could get was named 'Dipshit'. ಠ ಠ haha, sorry! i guess i get all tweaked out about scrabble even when i'm not playing ಠಠ ಠಠ 7776 why? because someone already took 7777 Yes, very. Aspecially as a melee char It says Toronto right in the title... There are spiders in Australia? WTF? ... There is gonna be one day, you stand before some deity (or nothing if you're aetheist) and you're gonna have to explain why you searched for videos about a guy raping and murdering a girl.... And their gonna look at you with these cold bastards... Im at work and I get a customer who is looking at me all funny and being generally weird. I just chalk it up to 'awkward dude in a video game store that has ladies in it'. Well, hes about to leave and he turns to me and asks..."Hey...are you by chance (WoW character name)?" And I'm thinking...WHOA MAN WTF HOW DOES HE KNOW...So I ask him.."Yes...now...how do you know that??" ...He responds..."We raided together, I remember your mousey voice anywhere" ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ This exact video is posted just a few videos above this. Im getting hpa, but if you put oil on the nipple that will actually explode Thanks for the future nightmares... This was not even close to the best Youtube comment thread ever. "Uncle Dick's Orphanage." So do you I've been using my keyboard with my iPhone for like... Years. Same thing, saw it, and thought "and it's child porn, wonderful" Obligatory /r/keto link. The bacon is waiting. who the hell is david and why should i give a damn? I am not on a first name basis with strangers ...or thrown up dirt Oh what a coincidence fight geek and from walmart Isn't Borderlands 2 a little "much" for a kid? ** ** ** ** ** ** There's a third now. But they are more interested in games hen drinking. I guess I'll just get drink by myself I was aiming for ridiculous, so good. However the "I.. but.. " was supposed to indicate dumbfounded bewilderment leading to a lack of words, not low conviction. The backgrounds of the fictional characters are that of a technology ignorant boss who thinks something like facebook can be built in an hour with the push of a magic button, and some average Joe-IT-nice-guy. So I'm really not sure why you're hating on Joe. Perhaps you're the disgruntled employee that befriended Joe when he first joined the company, but soon the broship disintegrated and things were said about the other behind each other's backs, which fed each other's hatred towards the other leading to you both becoming mortal enemies so you concocted an elaborate plan to manipulate the boss into firing Joe. I see what you did there. Poor Joe. Yeah, I also don't remember him doing that in the past... I've witnessed this as well. Even with two Ion Blast IIs hammering away at a NPC medbay, it provides enough healing to fend off two Mantis boarders easily. Goddamnit. Also use as your title, no matter the image. What the FUCK is she going to do with that Cacnea? *Not sure if successful thief, or a forgetful drinker * "...US President Barak Obama..." "Sexing In Suburbia" - and I'm disgusted with myself. WE HAVE SPOKEN. SlenderCat > Low level Gravelording with a Gravelord sword . I love how you wind up in negatives even in subreddits with downvoting disabled. >Isn't Borderlands 2 a little "much" for a kid with bad parents? The misuse of then/than The iPhone 4 dosen't have the late night listening EQ option. I guess it dosen't have "powerful enough hardware." I want whatever the Kansas State linemen are eating. I'm assuming its the flesh of newborn infants because Bill Snyder is a damned warlock. It's up to almost 310,000 likes Green Day's music is not difficult to play. It wouldn't even be difficult to write. It's five or six chords with a standard drum beat, accompanying bass (and sometimes piano) with some quasi-punk vocals about how you hate your parents, yourself, or everything. I like Green Day, but their music isn't complicated, nor did it probably take thousands of hours of practice to play like they do. It just sounds good. Really now. A switch in gender is enough to throw off your entire train of thought? No black pudding? How does this possibly happen by accident? In the Midwest a few years back I would commonly heard it pronounced 'chi-polt-ay'. Then again, I would also hear 'tor-till-uhs' and 'chimmy-changas' as well thats a sideways pic of fireworks. This title is one letter away from having Chris Hanson making you take a seat Dat fail By the way Berks is books... happened with a girl I went on a few dates with: while giving me a BJ, she stops because she wants to try something she saw on TV. She puts lube on each palm and links her finger together (making a circle) and proceeds to give me a handjob, because according to her and w/e bass-ackwards channel she watched, it was s'pose to feel just like a vagina Well, la de dah...three times a year...then I guess you fit the ticket on this one, Mr. Maxamillion. Really.... I still get excited over the idea of a Snowcone. Even lost a date to it. I regret nothing. Because a girl is an item. Op is a faggot and a 9gagger... you ain't a true redditor.   you are my hero... I'm pretty sure in Miami at sunset the whole sky is pink. While where I live, the sun just goes down without making anything look pretty at all Emoji porn❔ ...so you made a gif of it and posted it on reddit ಠ_ What the hell did that guy say? that's funny I wish you had a foot fetish Yes, I noticed. I had to un-ban myself *twice* just to make that comment. So I was on an adventure with my room-mate. This is irrespective of where the story goes. We are in Topeka, Kansas at a red light. Subtext before the joke comes, we were on turnpike 75mph I was trying to get a condom to inflate by sticking it out the window at high speeds. So at this red light I lift up this condom and look at the person in the car next to us with this face,ಠ_ಠ I look at the condom then stare back with the same face ಠ_ಠ. The look of disapproval, we pass them at a turn I stick my head out the window and stare them down . "Visa-Versa" Two and a half brains? I wish we coud use this on the iPod touch 4G or iPad 3 And I thought asking my parents for a new MacBook for Christmas was awkward. I could only imagine asking them for (I'm gay) a multi-dude anal gang bang for Christmas. I can just see the look on their faces when I ask, followed by the look of sheer terror on their faces when they have to organize the sausage fest. Ho-Ho-Ho Absolutely not. There is no fixed time in which every girl should lose her virginity. She loses it when she feels comfortable to. No guy cares how old you are when you lose it. (Unless you were like 13 ) The hole is in the wrong place.... Yup, I got told I couldn't vape in a friends apartment, whatever, it's your place. Go outside into the hall way and was met with a from my friend, "You'll need to go outside with that." As he coughed in my face because (same story as you) the "chemicals were getting to him." my girlfriend likes it My dad said that to me too, but i never listened to him. How do you get the e-tech weapons? I've been trying since I've got the game, but I still can't seem to get them. Now I'm sad. And Yeah, and whenever they DO run out of *old crap* they can just build another factory to manufacture more *old crap* Ugh..googled smegma..Thanks reddit. How would you know The engineer doesn't know the answer to his own riddle...... You poor things. ಠ_ಠ Been in the stream for 1 minute and already saw 5 people asking if he's a virgin or to have sex with his cat. That's like saying let's outlaw black people, but make sure nobody's racist about it. There is a Katy Perry movie? that's horrible. Yup, he's gonna make an awesome president. Maldonaldo just said "... great start as always" The one with the pipe in the ass and the nail in the foot is pretty dark. Truly this is an outstanding discovery Holes in blankets just really bother me. I guess it's like I want to be warm but all these HOLES. LEAKING HEAT. I just did a Ctrl+F for "externalize" and found only posts by me MFW you were surprised at anything in Clantee Pokemon: Global Offensive Yeah. They are people, not some distraction sent to bedevil your personal growth. That sort of thinking is supremely sexist and sounds fanatical enough to make me go Dear god...it comes in a keg. The refrain from Joe McDermott's 'My Cat Can Fly.' I rarely miss a call. It begins... In fact, almost over half of what you post are reposts. Jeah, it's a bitch trying to find both a good small screen and a keyboard. I have been looking at the USB apple keyboards with out the numpad but they are discontinued and go for to much on ebay Well, as an Arkansas fan, based on all the hype, I was hoping for a possible 11-1 season. Now, I'm not even sure we'll be bowl eligible by the end of the season. You don't look happy enough. BE HAPPIER! Reminds me of the story my dad says about his time at a technical school in the 70's. It was run by pretty strict British men, and they said if you clogged the toilet - use your hand to unclog it . The head honcho even demonstrated it once to show he wasn't fucking around. Congrats on your first gift Tony IGN in a nutshell No. Crap goal. I've always wanted to just play with some random strangers beard, I guess this is not acceptable. Ios 6 only? Seth as a kid from Superbad on the right My feelings exactly. Probably should have been left as a link within the actual thread. Oh my... I see no more pics. What...what is this trickery? ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ** ** #The last person to ask me to upron them got their knees broken and house wrecked by the FBI Really i'm pretty sure you guys have drafted higher than us for the past couple years. You also will have a decent team like us in 2-3 years Masturbate furiously Most Europeans use , and not . to denote thousand... that's just false advertising! What a fibber! Kids aren't an eventuality that everyone accepts. Dat fucking username Mecha - Gundam I can never un-hear that I didn't think there were Catholic priests on Reddit... StopzillaBHO.dll<br>SZIEBHO.dll ... Bottom left image People need to stop doing this Only Pikachu can give himself a blowjob... My still stands. wat I refuse to play for a while now 60+ Pump stack to get clean water, and my tears of armok are not generating water. The fort will continue, we are working on the damn stack, but i need a break. 60, god damn, levels. of. machinery. this doesn't include the extra few levels of pump stackin we'll need to do to get the water INTO the fort for fishers and medical purposes. This is why we can't have nice things Also a Chinese-Japanese alliance Fuck you. Keep this shit in f7u12 its not even fucking funny I just tried this. I can confirm that is is what Google does ...Jabba the Hut is on your Cat's stomach Also,the number of comments that were made in 2 days! ...That's not a bear. Not sure if I should trust.. 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TIL school days is even more fucked up than I thought I have a T-shirt from the brand of your overall, just now I realize is a kids brand It's good, but it needs more random orange flashes and defocusing. He kinda seems disappointed that the iPhone didn't shatter into little bits. It's probably all these people getting gay married. They ruined the sanctity of his marriage. In Arizona, you can get a DUI on a horse Poison Ivy makes berries, too; tell me how a blistered mouth and tongue work out for you. Everything cool is like cheating to you. Admit it. I believe I mentioned that I was gay. "Weird ass shit" ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ fuck you... That got dark really fast. To Mario --> god dammit that described my laughter perfectly I'm not sure you get the concept of highlights. Getting dunked on isn't one of them. People of the world - I present the thought processes of tomorrows leaders. 20 years..sure ask away. Why not..I should ask my best friend from 3rd grade if he's ready to give back the pencil I loaned him for a test. ... Except clones. right that old saying Do you have a bag of frozen peas on your nads right now? CUMatMEbro > It´s like those job applications that require your e-mail and Facebook passwords... Am I the only one that uses incognito mode? Oh god. The nightmares. It's God's work you do I'm still not entirely thrilled with being called Tornadobutt for the rest of eternity. r/spacedicks You win... this time > Try working there Do the same thing, except you have to scroll to the left. [](/milk) Johnson. Right, and everyone with problems always knows the source. That's why we don't need troubleshooters of any kind in our world. Is that you, Grandma? 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Don't scare me Jacoby Or what if its a competitor company who's just trying to fuck up sales? That is a MINIVAN. As ugly as it is, it's kind of admirable that someone took a fucking Minivan, slammed, most likely fabbed, and got that near perfect wheel/tire fitment. On a Minivan. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Wasn't Ross Perot in '92? He got enough of the vote to help Clinton beat Bush HW it is basically impossible to educate your children by showing him every religion and point of view and him becoming religious. How weird would that be: DAD! I DECIDED I WANT TO BE A MUSLIM!! Reminded me of when a bunch of my friends were playing Airsoft in a field behind some houses. Apparently someone called the police because they saw "possible terrorists or burglars" . Anyway, a few cops show up, and one gestures to his shotgun and says "my gun's bigger" and drove off. What did you take this pic with He was looking at tongue tattoos.. You were still looking at tongue tattoos. ლ( ლ) They did bring them up again, but you won't like it. There's a throwaway line in one of the later books stating they were all accidentally broken during one of the battles. I hardly have time to sleep. You have time to google shit like this? ლ( ლ) I'll tell you when it happens I see you have the KKK over there. He needs to clean those ears out too. Just saying. Drew Java. I've got 30 MB download speeds, hard wired to router, no other device online and my download speeds on PS3 show 13MB speeds. A Sony rep told me that its because the server that I'm downloading from is slow. I seriously thought that was a mask I went to ER for 6 stitches once, and walked away with a $4000 bill to show for it. I'm sure people with minimum wage salaries and no insurance think the ER is a fantastic alternative to affordable health care You see them in person and don't take photos without their consent I think Romney just pulled a full fledged Bushism and his brain had a mild seizure while trying to get it out because it couldn't process the Romney stupidity + Bush stupidity. You had the idea going for ya there and then you ran it to the ground If you move the "only", it stops being worthy. [](/angel " ") Plus. Throw my kitchen knives as soon as these guys break into my machine locked door. Since Korea has a law where citizens cannot own guns He had a ps2 in his fucking ford explorer. This was like in 2003 or 2004 so I was so amazed. Then he told me he had all the Pokemon EX cards so I called bullshit on everything he told me previously. I never believed him ever anymore . I was in 3rd or 4th grade at the time Thank You. My neighbors suddenly got an immense urge to chop down one of their trees right besides my yard. They didn't noticed the bee hive...it fell on our yard and my dog went crazy and started eating bees! The bastards just acted like it wasn't a big deal and they didn't even apologized. Fortunately my dog didn't got sick. I believe puking all the bees on top of the couch helped... I thought it was more of a face. You... You didn't even watch the games, did you? Something was done here Yes, indeed. phsidefender forgot the dash. In the future, always call them Blu-ray DVD compact discs, please! Pendleton Ward's Science textbook? From the outside . I'm pretty sure that if I felt her kicking from "the inside" I'd have shot up and hit the ceiling Be careful when did he make thirds unaccessible recently? That is downright cruel. There's a 60k ticket caspian border out there. I played in it for the last couple of thousand tickets. The round time was over 31 hours Hahaha 'nigga nigga nigga for 500% nigggggaaaassssssss'ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Oh god! Please, don't remind me of that. My pc was so shitty that spirit-like heroes like Venge, Leshrac and KOTL were invisible in my screen and I could only see their HP bars . Playing as Pudge was a hell, but still fun even with that computer. That tiny red triangle is a little strange too Your username Whenever I see code in Java, my only reaction is always “ ”. I thought I was just going crazy... But I noticed the change in my poop as well. Just imagine the baboons would start to breed the kidnapped puppies so they can adopt their offspring instead of capturing new wild ones Roller Coaster Tycoon crowd noises too. I saw you online It's all part of how each iPhone is *uniquely* crafted. Haha just glad I could help. Get ready to over use these for a few weeks. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Exploding cars. I detest that cliche even more than the faked tire squeals. *Cars are not made of nitroglycerin!* Here we go again... This is hilarious. Made me burst.. As objectively as possible--I can't seem to run into any that aren't fat-headed tools who think they're funny cause everything that comes out of their mouth is some stupid Internet joke, meme, or talking smack about some other kid for, what else, shit that doesn't matter. Couple that with the circle jerks that go on with their friend groups who think they're in some secret underground club just cause they go on 4chan and think its funny to say the word "nigger" in response to everything. Parents, for the love of all that is good and holy, *please*, beat your kids for their own good. There *IS* a difference between discipline and child abuse. Something similair happened here in Sweden a year ago or so. Apparently it's a common mistake... yea, it's a risky move. He should have been a bit more subtle and she shouldn't have been so sensitive. A 300 lb person in a yaris ...with rape Asakusa is for tourists, so go to Roppongi? Why are you winking at me? I saw what you did there. More screaming Absolutely love this movie. No one else seems to though. It caught me right when I was young and easily influenced. This movie led me to the Hackers Handbook, the Anarchist Cookbook ( ), and then the whole phreaking/hacking culture. I sucked it all up! Waking up counts as "ALPHA AS FUCK" these days? Can't tell if sarcastic or serious. Absolutely *slabulous* good thing i'm not a dragon. You married a bear? That's absolutely ursinine. Oh cool. I can out-lift every 110 lb girl in the world . Time to bulk harder. Do not use soap as a lubricant... Who does this? 25 checking in, fuck No, no... You will be reminded as the guy who really loves his vegetables.. and his dog. Your gear is top 1% of all DH. Not very realistic to call it a "guide." This is like Mitt Romney making a guide showing how to make a million dollars in JUST one year. You posted the same picture about 2 hours ago It depends on what you are willing to do with those two end pieces of bread.. Just how far will you go with those ends? .. .. King? is that a fucking 16 year old in the front... ^^^^^^W ^^^^^E ^^^^E ^^^E ^^O ^O ^^^^^^W ^^^^^E ^^^^E ^^^E ^^O ^O ^^^^^^W ^^^^^E ^^^^E ^^^E ^^O ^O ^^^^^^W ^^^^^E ^^^^E ^^^E ^^O ^O ^^^^^**N** ^^^^O ^^^^O ^^^O ^^^O ^^O ^^O ^O ^O i came here to post those exact words Blitzcrank and Nautilus [* *](/spoderman) Dude, K-holes are bad places to be. Where is Mike? His S05E07 acting should've gotten an Emmy! In fact, he was pretty much an amazing character start to finish. Shame on you, Emmy's I remember reading a short story in the "Tales of *" Star Wars books. I think it was tales of Jabba's palace. Anyway, one of the stories is the princess being thrown into boba fetts room for the night as a "gift" from jabba. Boba was a gentleman though and didn't rape her (if that's what makes someone a gentleman ). Not sure about the other nights of her stay. I would love one, it's just the availability and finance that's stopping me my gym coach is pervy Well it's not like we can see that you turned... This will either solve your problem, or create a whole new one. He did.... twice.... How dare you ask such a personal question!!!!!! some friends of mine found a box of nudie mags before. I thought it was cool for about .00001 seconds before realizing what people prob did with those Am I the only one around here that doesn't find these Facebook one liners funny? ** ** But how do they work? Yup. That's Texas. And guess who gets the "privilege" of living in Austin Florida Lion king Yeah, 'cause there's never been mass murder on a college campus. Is this like the apocryphal "no-one will ever need more than 640k of RAM" Bill Gates story? Because I'm pretty sure he said the same thing about no-one ever needing anything bigger than a class C address... Whoa, so much skill... Teemo and Rengar ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I think you're calling me out-of-shape. So you are saying that women on the internet and in gaming don't really use their gender for attention I support this 100% and know the feel. You could just click your way over to r/woah for an already established subreddit of things that make you go "woah/whoa/WHOAH" unless I'm missing something it's the same concept?? You *had* to fap while shackled to his bed? May be my lack of penis but I don't think I'd ever be horny enough to masturbate while 3 feet away from my sleeping father. why is this funny? CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKER ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ !!!!!!!!!! ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Mine caught me on a video where a chick was pissing into another girl's mouth And no, it wasn't intentional, it was an accidental click, I didn't know what was going on because I was just barely 13, and I was just as horrified as my parents when she started pissing. ^---- They are right there! False. This; ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ it's not even screamo though Probably will do that. But I've noticed every air Jordan thread on reddit other than in /sneakers turns into a shit storm of over priced, ugly shoes and even racism He's fine. You can see he's wincing and crying in pain and moving his legs, so you know he's not dead or even paralyzed. Still, I don't care what Sad_Homo_Moment says, that shit looks like it fucking **HURT** I see your look of disapproval. Could I get some explanation for it? I'll take constructive criticism, but isn't really getting me anywhere. ...Sauce? you have no imagination Also, alien blue. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ No battery percentage? It's news like this that makes me want to hide the fact that I'm from Gardner Yeah except I went to a private school... Perhaps the new mural wasn't down with its old neighbor. Hahaha. I definitively didn't catch that...and I asked you for a recipe. Well, that sounds traumatizing... ಠ ಠ Is that her BUSH?!? I'm so glad this turned out to be about a cat. Somebody really feels that Vitor is lesser than Chael, especially against Jones? No love in Alabama. None of the tricks have worked. How has this comment not been down voted to oblivion? It's posts like this that convince me that Republicans using Reddit don't know how to use or culturally don't use the voting buttons. Meanwhile, Liberals dominate jut about every discussion thread because they vote like crazy. If something this stupid can get said on r/republican and not buried with down votes then no wonder Reddit is a liberal stronghold. ಠಠ ಠಠ Cue plethora of "Award for most stressful level" posts... So I finally figure out a good leading profile picture and it's the male duckface You're girlfriend. Uh-huh. Are you going to serve ketchup with that bullshit? Go get about 50 2x3.5" cards with: printed on them. Okay... I think I have this figured out: Jennings caught the ball but Tate caught Jennings! >Yes it was for general personality traits, but I really didn't know that the left/right-brain thing wasn't true, it's all over the place! You should leave this note instead: "You used Internet Explorer... " It's not always about wrestling... ** ** Favorite song: Friday by Rebecca Black ...sort of... Trillion dollar company LOL. This was also on my fb news feed earlier today The parent was there, don't worry. Filming the little cunt. >Alright I was about go on the comparison but then you said it was over the top. Now I see where the top comment in this thread came from It's weird cause WITH Optifine my FPS can be kinda slow, but without my FPS can reach 650+ but I still want Optifine for all the graphic settings. How is the Male Torchic's "black speck" on his butt not getting blown up? Female Torchics have no anuses Wow, Anyntay. Everything looks like a penis. Oh, thank you. That made everything better. ' I was born three months prem..... Yeah i was just about to let the page load then i was like "Maggots, gents wang " i bailed just in time Wrong Subreddit. My youngest daughter telling me i am a complete and utter failure as a human being ...................... though she may be right for all i know Dude uses 'James Holmes' as a nick. First I was like :O but then I 'd Repost Nom. Tearing the ass??? what if he actually is legit !? On the one hand, i want to RES ignore him. On the other hand, I don't actually want to read any of that I really REALLY want to say she is hot, but that GODDAMN FACE IS PREVENTING ME! Well I need a license that I can use as an international license anywhere, any suggestions? Any country welcome haha I know each time I read it I was confused if I was the one misunderstanding the definition or if it was op Did you even read what I posted? I was saying exactly that and making fun of the guy that told you not to post or root. You thank him and flame me. Sadly? This explains Adric. My first time I made the girl cum,and then she kicked me out of the room how old are you? Real winner, that one. We've had people come in with pictures of jumpers with kids and I've been asked to take all the kids out, because "it shouldn't be hard, the computer does all the work, right?" Yeah he posted 2 new links in a comment I see what you did there.. she must be so excited. Almonds > The monitors you chose had a response time of 14ms I club people to death with all of the Twilight novels. A document on excel file size management. When the company's network hard drive needs space, I come to the rescue. ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ That poor kid!! I wish someone would splice in the truffle shuffle after the mom But Jayce isn't a Viking "Grammer" Dude, I only understand the ' ' bit. ##### WTF Doesn't mean it is about her brother... Exactly what I was eating when I saw this You know good and damn well reddit LOVES azns No Halifax? Sounds like a dude was desperate to win at any cost What country are you from? I would **love** to see your shit military do a better job.... either way your country probably has troops in Afghanistan doing *jack shit*. You think the glass back would be a better option for dropping your phone on the tile? I might know an odd mix of languages here: English, Hindi (Mujhe Hindi aathi hai!) and Kannada (where you get your look of disapproval from: ) pretty well. I can understand Tamil and bits of Telugu too. And a few broken phrases in French. **CP** English Journalism? Why? I've always felt that this was more of a Windows issue than anything else. I use both Windows and Mac on a frequent basis, and I find that many symbols won't display properly on Windows. The Reddit face " " and others like it will display fine in Chrome, but not in many other programmes (like Skype). I also have trouble entering an ellipsis into many programmes (including Chrome, but also many others) using the alt+8230 method. Seeing the Reddit face works fine anywhere on the Mac, and entering an ellipsis (as well as various other less common marks) is as easy as option+; (or option+some other letter). My bf tried that once. I hate waking up and I've had an experience which has led to that I pounce when I get scared/surprised. He had to spend the rest of the day with an ice pack on his face. I really felt bad I see lots of cleaning supplies... The only reason I dislike that movie is because I watched it too many damn times when I liked it... 18 million matchmaking matches out of 43 million? WTF is wrong with Dota players? I guess people really like to leave games unpunished by playing lobby matches . I've started by slipping my hand between her legs and gently rubbing. She'll sometimes start to get wet, wake up, and then be ready for sex. Of course, other times, my hand gets pushed away and she goes back to sleep. Because they are both amazing things that I enjoy. better be using protection.. A bunch of video games when they went on sale. I've never ever played most of them. I don't even care. Okay. I used to install mods by unarchiving it then renaming the file. Any idea why that's not working anymore? In response to your suggestion, I will certainly try it out when I get home, and let you know how it goes. Thanks for the help! And isn't that API nearing a year overdue? Why does the new PS3 look like a george foreman grill? I know someone like that. He also believes that the King James Bible is 2,000 years old and hasn't changed one bit since then. Yes, there are people who think James-era English was spoken way back then. After Ness made that post I thought "hmm, let me go see if anything has happened on this rdtV subreddit recently" and damned if there wasn't your post sitting in the mod queue. It's possible Nino marked it as spam, I wouldn't put it past him. What... Dear god, please never give me head Goddamn, the parents couldn't *at least* give the kid a smaller caliber gun instead of a Desert Eagle? dem skinny jeans... I was being reeeeeeeeeealy careful there, crouch-jumping over some nasty lasers and then a headcrab triggered one. This guy is an asshole. The original Hunger Games.... joy. Are you saying I'm gay (sorry for saying that, had to ask) "She is in the kitchen." Okay. I'm done here That comment has been taken i read reddit all day like this: Stopped what? Boss: . . . I immediately think Mr. Bean... Haven't seen this in a whi- oh wait... Or referring to your mayor as a dick There is some good info here... Mixed in with pure shit. New Jersey... because Shopkeepers of shops I walk past always call me pretty girl...so I will buy their things Actually the previous version of the iOS facebook app was a web browser packed as an iOS app This is an idiom. Have one of my fries. Are you being serious? I'm hoping that's an attempt at Kevin Smith style satirical humour? Cause if that's how you approach your religion.... #### WTF ## WTF OH! Looked at my calendar still displaying september Stupid me Oh god it's an assplosion over here! I've never been in a basement with a clear view of the moon like that..... Because military-grade weapons don't exist in real life what's with mentioning that you should make sure "everything is clean and what not" when buying from ethnic stores? Woah there, how about dinner first? Or best. Tis true, a camel's anus has never led me astray... sickos Except even with Hulu plus, there's an absurd amount of ads. If I'm paying money for the service, I don't want ads. I don't want her to *eat* my beef. On GTA 4 there was a SWAT truck and my turismo. The swat truck was trying to push me, but couldn't I pushed a little to the left and the SWAT truck goes flying off and all the soldiers jump out of it while the truck chrushes them. WTF Thanks, now i'm itchy. We had Onion Aliens, Renaissance statue aliens, Buddhist aliens... And now Edgy Teenage Atheist aliens! Someone explain this to me before my brain goes all at me. Its all fun and games until you discover she has a landing gear ┌( )┘ FFS Car made in Canada Wyoming. It's a government coverup anyways, the state doesn't exist. Diablotek power supply? Exactly, and if we all stopped watching cable then the companies would just lobby for legislation that forces us to watch cable so they can keep profiting. This is possibly the most heart felt and honest comment I've ever seen on reddit... Ever. Seriously, how on earth did you time to really FEEL such emotion like this, I only hope that my children someday will learn from you sir, bravo. Mother of God. It's like a funny version of Big Fish. That username I live in Orlando. I'll take your last sentence and swap your "world" for "land"... I've had this happen to me too. It also annoys me that I have to tap Done when it does work. I really hope your parents weren't racist. I already did:) my car just can't pass safety and emissions yet so I can't take her. redditor for 4 hours and you already have 10x more karma then i do, fuck you sir No, because your hotness irritates me today. ... I kept wondering why her face seemed so familiar. TIL there is a Taco Bell wiki. "Unsaved trash under investigation" While reading I was just starting to jack off the world we live in... I would adopt them all. Same thing happened to me. I'm not stalking your post history, I just coincidentally clicked the same thread *shrimp* Beautiful* where's the pot . They're also supposed to vote on going to war... first day of highschool. saw a boy go in to the girls toilets, asked if he was lost and said that the males toilets are over there . Turned out to be a girl fml "no matter how you slice it" I ಠ because would be so much easier to type In the olden days, the difference between "declaring war" and "going to war" was semantics-- thus the " " what a coincidence.... so am I Can't see sidebar in Alienblue app And this is why republicans hate government employees Salo? Really? That movie is so fucked up that if you want to see it you have go to youporn or xhamster to watch clips. Massive amounts of nudity, shit eating and rape. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ This article conveniently (for the pigs, that is) fails to mention that this scenario played out around 1:30am. It also, after mentioning that the police were looking for a murder suspect, "just so happens" to leave out the fact that the victim was NOT in fact that suspect. I'm sure the paper would NEVER try to paint a cop-murder victim as someone who "had it coming". No... never... Oh... and they didn't find the guy they were looking for, either. He was at a funeral.. you...you lied? On the internet Just kidding hdd I'm a fucking 'tard The crusades are over br >You talk about fiscal conservatism then say Reagan should have kept the cold war going. How the hell do you not see any problems with the bullshit you are spouting? Or playing games on your phone Yeah, fight! Please come stateside. I want to play it so much again Wow...an Ivy League graduate who doesn't understand the difference between a doctrine, and the degree he is supposedly going after (Doctorate) Tigers and White Sox are also tied for 5th place in the Wild Card God, there shocking I dressed up at Nyan Cat - I had a giant pop tart, the rainbow and everything. Only two people recognized me on the night....except both of them knew what I was going as beforehand No it does not. I would know by now if it was a shiny Rengars...so everytime im in a brush I can jump on an unsuspecting victim >Needles to say, I don't understand why!?!?! A girl I worked with at a bank told a story during training about the last bank she worked at. Apparently, some kid came in and robbed them and then called a cab to take him back to his house....... no joke. So they called the police who then called the cab company and promptly went to the address where the cab took him and arrested him. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ I see what you did there.... Near running water? Do not merely read,what is in front of you? ARE YOU?! "Penis Rail You" Who would have guessed that behind his talent to rhyme to a beat, and a manufactured public image, this guy is equally ignorant and arrogant? That sure is a shitty combination. What a society, where someone like this can rise to such fame and wealth and be such an utter piece of shit. Purple link why " "? I hate the howling. Joey Votto looked like he was struggling to focus right before he slapped a double out yesterday. All I could hear is that stupid howling and it's so much louder at the game. I was secretly hoping Joey would step out of the batter's box and look at the crowd with the ಠ_ಠ ?? ಠ_ಠ ?? ಠ_ಠ ?? ?? 10 available. To the people holding the open boxes with their phones sitting there at about 45°. Scientology. Who the fuck is talking about it as starting item ? "Awesome app. Loads of fun. " I detect a hint of sarcasm This is great. Now i can figure out users passwords when they forget them because they have them saved in IE and haven't actually put them in in 3 years... "What's your password for herpderp.com" "uh... i don't know, the computer saved it, i forgot it" Yeah right... You told your friend you'd figure it out ( ) I don't understand how we beat one of the best NFC teams, if not one of the best teams in the league and can't break the top 20. I can't agree with that at all. EDIT: Also, how green bay is ranked 5th with under 500 record... Woobat... Did you read the article? I'm a woman too, lady. ... I'm scared for life Brock I've tried that too. They usually point to their canine teeth and go "what about these? CHECKMATE, VEGAN!" [facepalm] Well, that's enough Internet for this morning... What's weird is when I was in Southeast Asia, a bunch of kids tried to do the same to me. A group of little girl's were trying to look up my skirt. And they all huddle together for warmth Pourquoi tout le monde s'adresse à OP comme si c'était *son* duplex Dominic LaFleur, the Marine? Special tune carrying device...? B-But... Your name has *five* letters? Something is amiss here... Thanks, I didn't realize that. A dell? Are you a teacher? Yackety sax Yours is shorter than mine Audiokarma is awesome (but you better love vintage or else... ). :P Our dachshund will fart in her sleep, wake up startled, smell her butt and look at me with contempt like I did it. When my husband farts, just the sound alone makes her get up and leave the room. This is the dog that eats hers and our other dog's shit. Good to know. All I can say about that is . Not even 7, You made him steak and brownies? You never made me anything when we were together! I remember asking you to make me a bowl of cereal. You became so enraged that you dumped the entire box of Cocoa Puffs on the floor! Then you whipped that frozen Teriyaki Hot Pocket at me. I still have the scar over my left eye from the 2 stitches I had to get! I still don't forgive you for that. So could I make a bot that posts all the time? Ah, I meant the ones used for lightning. I thought it was the white ones. Ours do the same! Our little girl dachshund is eight and a half pounds of brown and white spotted dainty cuteness, but goddamn. Girl can clear a room. Her brother, a 17-lb. black and tan, is the one who's the pro at the look of contempt. He's happy to practically kill us all with an under-the-covers silent death bomb, but anyone else farts? He's all and he leaves the room, disgusted. Asshole wiener dogs. :) This IS THE PATCH to play it on Win7-64 This IS THE PATCH to play it on Win7-64 What?  $162 not counting shipping for a halloween costume? i thought it was some darker veins More like, subscribed to /r/wtf? ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Joined a erver on my alt called TehRealTroll and got banned in 4 seconds for "No trolls allowed" Oh god, at first I read this as "Friend told me I had one huge testicle and one regular one" . Confusion ensued. No fuck off, we don't want him on UK TV, you can fucking keep the cunt. = ===================== (⌐■_■) ===== ( )⌐■-■ ==== = ===================== (⌐■_■) ===== ( )⌐■-■ i said doable! We will be together. Forever. No problem! I loooooooove my cherry pitter. My old roommate stole my first one Gem. ... They really have a blend called "Blue Balls"? Dat spear , grats dude that's a wicked find, super jealous! Yeah, using a laser isn't complicated at all At first I was like and then I saw your userpage and laughed. That only enlarges *my* erection. Your account isn't even a day old Huh, I've never heard of him... My name is actually taken from an old school login username that combined the first five letters of the person's last name and the first three letters of their first name. You can probably assume my first name based on that, but hopefully not too much of my last name is obvious... As a good looking guy with a bigger dick, I have to disagree. Then again, I get hit on a lot whenever I go out. Yes it is awesome. The trick is to be fit, learn about fashion, playing off THEIR needs, and make up (or at least, for goth/punk/ebm girls). You also have to go out to clubs, or shows. I play shows, so thats an added bonus. Although sometimes those girls are just using sloppy to the point pick up lines, regardless of if they actually even want a big dick. I had one girlfriend where I couldn't even get halfway in her before I hit her cervix and she would say out, where some other girls would LOVE it that their cervix was getting crushed. Women are so different one to another. I've been with nearly 90 different women and no two are the same when love makin happens. Then they get mad when you can't figure out what they want and they refuse to tell you. I saw these little kids talking about slenderman today. . I mean, he's getting beat to death enough already, and now little kids know about him? Worst part, they all think he's from the game. Does this piss anyone else off? "...an extreme case of N64 cartridge licking." This is the only Reddit post that I loathe. Thank you for decreasing my chances... Now I feel bad... Here's an upvote. Could of.. Start sleeping with someone until it's a little bit serious. Then you'll have more responses than you'll know what to do with. Every time. ლ( ლ) Around here ?? You act like we are one person ...and the linked article thanks god an muhammed at the end... I had a dream where my friend and I were blue and teal and our orange insta-picked chronos and I looked at his stats and in his last game he went chronos and went 0-14 and I raged. You know you play too much HoN when you have dreams about raging at other players I dunno. Every gay man I know has fingers. Might be a little gay. Gotta wonder what has to be done to get the game to show up on the store. I think the ps3 transfer is hardcoded into the software, but what about making it appear on the store.... Is it just a ticker value setting it from 0 to 1? Ah yes, I remember these bikes. They're a special class of bike known as the " " bikes. These bikes were used in the late-eighties to early nineties in "ಠ_ಠ" races, where the top athletes in the world would compete for the " " jersey. If I'm not mistaken, this bike is fairly top of the line, full Shimano "ಠ_ಠ" components, " " rear wheel. Send it From the description: "korean rap sensation. RAP. did your dad swallow_animal_semen? ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ლ( ლ) Cheesburg? > Just went back as mituna. Well. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ^wat This is… Reddit-y. Reddity. I just created a new adjective. Just like all my talents I call shenanigans and tomfoolery on handing out that many resumes in 2 hours. There is no way you spent an average of 4 minutes in line, talking, scheduling an interview and walking to the next booth, assuming everyone was willing to take your resume in the first place. You had a really good point going, but then you went and finished off with a link to ThinkProgress. All she wanted to do was say "Hi". it seems product placement isn't just limited to movies these days Thanks for the nightmares this evening ! I was just about to , but then I thought a little more about it. Basically, how he justifies calling this 1-bit is by rendering the notes in series as opposed to in parallel. Instead of a 8-bit bus producing one note, he has a 1-bit bus sending eight bits over 8 cycles. His teeth are in better shape than mine This is how i feel. First world problems... That modifying a car will make it worth less and people want to buy it less Not seeing the connection between Reddit blackout and abortion Don't forget the mexicans... the damn mexicans... Jeeeesus.... That's my sister on Halloween a few years ago. my family will be so proud of her Internet fame. At least this isn't in /r/gone wild. I was proud of this too, until the next line where he's like, 'Yeah, I'm in her ass like sodomy.' You act like you're not assimilated. What I love is when you max out on everything except the HD, so you get stuck with a 5.9.... Holy. Fuckity. Fuck. Same. alien blue just does nothing on private subreddits giving me all the hope of the content Things like this shouldn't get media attention. Unless of course they meant to brag about the amount of money they spent on a temple to emphasize how it's more important to them to have a fancy building than it is to actually help the needy. "Gods work" indeed. They make me **very** nervous You should have heard me say pharmaceutical companies the other day.... Conservative and Liberal Right-Wing party in power You watch your mouth, we don't use the T-word around here. ... Go natural? Meaning they bleed everywhere? Keepin' it classy. You don't say. I was ಠ ಠ before and after. That was not a bathroom, drfrisker. I just ate 4. I was just gonna say that Considering all my slots are shared between items, it's not fucking fun to have to drop shit every time just to pick up, maybe, a shield... Girlwriteswhat My parents had sex at least 1,2,3,4,5,6,7....OMG 12 times!!! Don't talk to any of your future colleagues before the interview. They will mistake you for someone else when your interviewer asks them what they think of you and will tell them that you are a sex offender who hates women. Thanks I've just drooled over my keyboard First ಠ ︵ ಠ, then . So they're running a story about how a bunch of women were wronged by being exposed against their will, and accompany it with those very same pictures? Bang up job censoring the girl in pink, I'm sure nobody will recognize her and torture her for the rest of the school year As a dutch person who grew up around cheese farms, the orange stuff you guys have is a crime against cheese everywhere. Your.... Your username... why? fuckin geniuses Awwe man, fuck; i was pretty high when i wrote this! America's Karl Pilkington? If you max out heavy armor and use muffle, YOU SURE THE FUCK DO USE HEAVY ARMOR . My county is finally on reddit. It just got up again for me! Shopping at Kmart also makes me angry As a New Yorker, I've never had either. My IGN is missing.. why did I even pick that name? Thanks for clarifying. When I saw Steve Bedrosian, I was like Crap, was gonna post a screenshot of that exact glitch Why not both? I unsubscribed from /r/politics to avoid these circle jerks. Now they are in my Advice animals. Man, bunch of humor killers here That, or a fiery crash. I see what you did there he just blamed it on her ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Wow there Mr. Lighthouse, careful with the projecting. The post is from a subreddit called seduction (which has 81,106 subscribers ) and is responding to a post asking for help in making stories interesting to women, it talks about " creating a story [for] every phase of a pick up" and "A girl wants to see the whole spectrum [of] your capability". I don't get how you can make it any more explicit that your target audience is only women than stating it half a dozen times in the first three paragraphs. ** ** They'll all drown I did this about 5 times one day when my starter relay died, the last one I made a solid dozen attempts before noticing that the killswitch was off. I'm honestly not sure, but it very well could be. r/CreepShots is for upskirt shots of girls that don't know they're being photographed Spoiler During...? your posts remind me of an old friend of mine ... He* ** ** | | Don't just post a (which incidentally on my screen is two little boxes with "OCA0" inside), tell her why it's wrong. The... the wicker basket... >What struck me was the high percentage cited of Millennials wearing inappropriate interview attire. You make it through a gauntlet of applicant tracking systems, phone screens, etc. and you decide to arrive at your interview in the clothes you wear to go clubbing... Just because it is colored and animated doesn't make it good. I never once said I didn't understand it, I said it was bad. I understand it and I think it is bad. Everyone has an opinion, deal with it. Although, you said "Says the one with 7 link karma" That's pretty much saying I don't have a say in judging this comic because I don't have a lot of karma which is sad as fuck. I think you need to reevaluate your life if you feel as I can't judge because of my karma . Yeah, same here--I can never get blush right. It's either it blends too much and looks like I'm not wearing any, or it's too dark and my bf thinks I'm having a heatstroke or something. After comparing the black, Asian, Latino and regular McDonald's sites I noticed that the black one really stands out by having almost no text (nothing to read) on the front page. Stormy Leather I'm not quite sure where you're trying to go with this. legal yes, as long as you recieved no ticket, but i live in canada where some genius had a motorcycle in his moms name and posted a 300kmh vid of himself on youtube One of those things is not like the other, one of those things has less than 50 games played and skews the results Bird spawns, flies out to the right. Spawns again, flies out again ... Oh hey! Me too! I mean... Uh... Yep, more laws is the answer. Don't forget the whole cardamom pods! Chomping down on one of those suckers is the worst Wut. Whats upd... Holy shit, there Is a lot of sick fucks on this website I don't even... ( )>⌐■ ■ I watched The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo with my parents. It's a nearly three hour long movie about rape. That wasn't sweat Da fuq... I never had a serious problem with LoL client . [](/raritynews " ") I think the real question here is why don't you have one shooting out of *your* ass? Now that's classy. I bet he'll make a great father../ She was like " Come one, square. It's the 90s. Of course it's not the first time." I see. This is why airplane mode was made. Son... > J0hnWilkesB00th Are you me?! I would be if I was but I wouldn't be if I wasn't. That was the point I was attempting to make, but it's nice to see I got downvoted along with the person above. "I won't show you but I really have tried this and I had a blast." Mental image in...3....2.....1... NO, mr. police officer! I send this NO in your general direction. This is my stance. NO. Thank you for pinging me for no apparent reason whatsoever. Would you mind doing this again at regular intervals in the future so I don't forget what I've posted and where, please? You stole this from me asshat sounds possibly illegal... So your the... moollle... mooolst excellent Redditor... ● Jolly Ranchers But hes not white, there is no way he can be racist! .......... Because rape? Okay you jus really don't get this.. And using it you allow Apple to see your outstanding balance and recent transactions. Burning Ring of Fire sounds like a song about venereal disease. Cannot unhear. My ex had hello kitty tattoo right above her snatch so now every time I see it elsewhere I think of sex. It is beyond fucked up, believe me... I can't wait to tr... oh wait I don't have any friends! that's why i play video games in the first place You can literally not hear anything due to you layering that music over the video. As a video producer, this made my cry . I'm looking at you, Outlook 2007 vs Outlook 2010. Also autoaccepting a auto finishing quests - Ok I get that some people take it very seriously, but where is the fun in that? I am having so much fun questing and enjoying the world and getting to know it better, it makes dungeons much more enjoyable when I know where I am and what is the purpose. If some people really think that highest iLvl is ONLY fun you can have than what's the difference between wow and farmville? I was like "okay!" then I saw the shirt FecesLover ... lot of thinly veiled racism in that one Too damn expensive. I looked a this little bottle of pure maple syrup and it was like $17! How did Randy knew the taste of cum? I'm a chick and I don't find this strange or wtf worthy. Piss smells, lemons dont. Two and half months of certification isn't a long time for a patch? Sorry if I've not explained the case well, you can check the forum link and see that its been Microsoft holding things up. The game music. You were really willing to have sex with another man just to try it don't ask me why there was PBR at our fancy cocktail party. someone must have sneaked it in. ** ** Lost my V-Card under a stairwell. People were walking over it. 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Found out my aunt, who survived a concentration camp as a child, has terminal cancer. Went to aww to cheer up. Found kitty named after Hitler. Now that you mentioned it... Yeah I don't know much of those names at all. Mostly depend on visual icons/clues... And they tell us to look for moss when we are lost in a forest ლ( ლ) why people post such videos which are obvious in this subreddit? I live in Oklahoma and only have Obama and Romney on the ballot with no place for a write in Account age: 21 minutes. [](/lunateehee) Master of Luna I read that as 'small bras'. Biggest face the first time through. Whoa! I always wondered what the base of the phallus is supposed to represent. I guess now I know what the milk represents too. > Because you think you taste bad and smell bad but you still want/allow him to go down on you I have those speakers at work. Pretty sure you have the left/right swapped the wrong way You're looking at your keys while you type? I read "laying in the sun" and all I could see was a large beast squatting behind a chair shut your mouth "all the sexy ladies gonna want a piece of me" That's fucked up I work at HP as well, but in TX. Now to see who's surfing reddit in Boise. You're gonna masturbate in those rooms aren't you? I feel the same way when i grab my steering wheel during the summer ... The pigeons are evolving *for cheaps* Why does the kid at 2:28 automatically put up his hands? So I live in Madison, WI, and we always lock our doors. This is because my roommate on the first floor once woke up to a middle-aged woman knocking on his window. Another roommate had his bike stolen by a homeless dude (we know because we chased after the guy a few weeks after the theft). Apparently Madison isn't as safe as it seems Or when Baelish puts his Littlefinger in her moon door..... So much unnecessary hate in this thread Towering Cross ain't got nothing on us. Jesus you guys got butt hurt. Believe me I love Stargate but seeing the hotness that is Samantha Carter make out with the current old and obese O'Neill is pretty gross. They had their time, if they got together now it would be no more enjoyable than the Twilight love story. yeahhhh.. I don't know.. it seems like just tits and booze. But they claim that "every liter ran over the body of one of the models" .. Lol I was not being serious I saw the picture of the solar electric plant being constructed and my mind automatically went to HELIOS One and New Vegas. Then I looked at the caption and saw where it was being built... Masturbation Sand? I really, really hope that's a typo. Hmm, " exploatarea pragului dintre umor si oroare teribila. " Dap... M-as incadra bine acolo cu asta. Dar deja mi-am instalat cortul aici, multumesc. What? Release date in my country is January 2013 Abortion is not contraception About Rondo: “Not only do I think he’s the second-best player in the NBA behind Kevin Durant..." The facepalm here is the Minecraft creeper Great stuff, in Columbia I know they sell it in Bi-Lo. Also, the bacon flavored, not so much. . . "deep ties to scientology" **Bad Science:** Not science fiction, but blatantly terrible science. "If only we could clone our son he wouldn't have to die, will retain all his memories, and we could cure his rare genetic disease!" Also one line fixes. To quote 'Thank you for Smoking' Cool guide! But... internet connection... too slow... Ron Paul! Tax is theft! no really? Rafiki's hands. I'm watchin' you... Nope it's never come out in a big heap of flesh before... Gross the things we women go through Ulg, can't seem to find any of the alternative apps on the Canadian store . Still stuck carrying a paper bus schedule with me after paying for an expensive smart phone. The maps are just ok for basic driving navigation, but the search is ridiculous, and the maps are completely bare. I heavily rely on my phone for navigation, so yes I am a little miffed about the change. *Britain. *British. Oh wow... That's crazy So, there was this horse, right? And it was Sarah Jessica Parker. 9 MOA ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Read that as "A gif for you..." Boobies did not move Still better than "Milking" a Tauros....... Hate Limp Bizkit yet reference them. A picture of the shuttle transport, captioned with "this shows how Obama hates Texas." *when I start* The quick one at 4:48 Yeah, I told him that it sounded kind of sketchy. Then his friend e-mailed me saying that it hurt his feelings that I thought it was sketchy. I got so pissed off at that woman went on a double date, went to see the mist, packed cinema, I got pissed off as did everybody else at her, she got shot, I cheered and applauded, the rest of the cinema followed. Felt like a king. Later got laid. I thought he just meant from laying in bed all that time. I could not figure out what the problem was, so I had to click through and read the responses. -.- > > :O Ran out of milk. Wut. Was with a friend when we saw someone selling Vegan Leather bags... ie. fake leather bags. Heard a lady say, 'Ooh Vegan' It's due in 12 hours? Right. He washed *your* jizz off? Yeah, let's have the foundation take over everything. Make them the sole authority on Bitcoin. Thanks everyone for the help. To everyone who downvoted me... He's talking about his penis. A "boulder" in your package , I see what you did there. It's due in 12 hours!?? Option for photos of site, instead shitty photo of rusted shovel. Ahh the face. No thought or effort necessary, yet you can still get approval from strangers. Good start, disclosing the non-disclosure agreement. ** ** Can. Not. Ben. Unseen. Telling would mean it wasn't a secret anymore. Is that a NSA proposition post it? Yes, but night shots so in spain if a 30 years old man has sex with a 13 years old spanish girl as long as she thinks its ok, its legal? ლ( ლ) And Jesus never answers his phone when I call him May I ask why your phone is giving you the look of disapproval ? I've just got a manly mushroom tip. It's um.... uncircumcised. When can I expect a new Shamantis release? Edit: Your comment wasn't diabolically random thanks~ Yea, gonna have her hit those places. Hopefully it was a legitimate mixup... but your handle makes me doubt My sharingan hasn't evolved enough to decipher this text. At least it wasn't on /r/wtf, or you would be limited to, "What", "Wat", "The fuck?", "What the fuck", or " ". hahaha i have a good one. a few years ago i was working at the corporate office for a rather large company that was about to do a big layoff due to financial problems that had been going on for the last few years. i was sitting in a conference room with about 30-50 other employees who were all getting laid off waiting for the vp to arrive and give the official announcement and pass out the paperwork etc. everyone else was there, the hr people and unemployment rep etc, but we all had to wait 20 mins for this guy to show up before we could officially proceed. it was beyond tense and awkward. so the guy shows up and apologizes to the other suits up front about how his plane was a little late arriving from his COMPANY PAID VACATION IN THE FLORIDA KEYS and proceeded to talk and joke with them about how much fun he had on his trip for about 10 minutes. then it was like he suddenly remembered what he was there for and was all, "ok so lets get this thing over with" and turns back to the rest of us to start his schpiel about how this whole situation was so unfortunate and though the company valued all it's employees equally this was unavoidable and how they were so soooo sorry blah bah blah. i like to think he was facing a whole room full of these: but maybe it was just me. I'm still pretty pissed about that experience. jokes on them though, they just recently announced that they are liquidating the company after several rounds of trying to save it through bankruptcy proceedings and buyouts! suckers. so... that video is real? I was wondering if this was a reference to that movie or if that movie was referencing this all along. I never understood how they would use the shells... So glad I got that diagram... Fourth base... does it make you uncomfortable that men around the world beat off to your gifs on a daily basis? Plot twist: the dog set the house on fire Mississippian here It worked once I clicked it again "You see, he's already feeling the pain" Besides that dog being brush-fucked, this is the worst thing I've ever had to upvote. I hope you're happy "Le me friend" Dat title It is never clever to sing the Beatles' song "Michelle" to someone named Michelle. I'm not sure what reaction people think they'll get aside from Yeah, because we cause TR to follow us and VS and NC to log and play something else (creating an artificial population inflation), the 4th Faction to switch sides, and the Game Developers to wait until *after* it became a problem to implement faction limits that we've been championing for months. The RX8 would have cost around $60k before taxes and delivery costs here in Australia. The R8 starts at $270k before costs, and with a 30% luxury car tax at that my last name is Parkinson... yes, like the disease My friend and coworker always uses the same phrase to say goodbye to customers at our store as they leave. One night, we had a blind guy come in to use the WiFi. He had a stick and sunglasses and everything. Right before he left, he tapped around the shop a bit, tripped over a chair, and fell into our newspaper stand. The whole process of getting him up on his feet and getting the mess cleaned up was difficult, but we finally did it. The entire time, he had been clutching his stick to his chest and mumbling, "I'm so sorry guys, damn it, so sorry. Shit, I wish I could help." I assued him that all was well, and said I was glad he wasn't hurt. Still flustered, he tapped his way to the door and, right before he went through it, my coworker said, "Hey, we'll be seein' ya!" The guy turned and frowned a bit before continuing on his way. When the door shut, I turned to him wearing my finest " " and said, "'We'll be seein' ya'?" He hung his head in shame. My mother... You spilled water and just left the bottle on the side of the road? I though that was implicit, but maybe a lot of the guys answering this are married I'm not a furry..but dat Nala face... Too much internet. I just read "in my wife's pussy," and 'd How do people fucking paint like this I'm just starting and my sunset looks like an epileptic bathed in paint and seized all over a canvas! I still don't get it. Stan.. And I've found out that its everyone's dream to finally meet someone that you can say "Stan the Man!" to. Damn you! My friends nicknamed me Roscoe I started playing it in 1.0 and I raged for a while because I wasn't moving (I was using the arrow keys) but then I googled it and found out. Holy fucking shit I have to admit that I've never wondered about this. I hope you weren't riding in a group with those aero bars. Your Favorite Weapon by Brand new. As many times as you want. But $200 for windows? Come on man... Fernando, Abba reference Mine is Tom Hanks related as well. My last name is Houston... whenever there is a problem of any kind... ... dafuq? Repost That fucking boss... never AGAIN! still waiting 4:50 Mom: Okay, lets go! ... FTFY Huh... ** ** ... just wrapped it in asterisks -- apparently, only the _ in LOD knows how to 'bold'. I 'd because I thought it said babies... You will be hearing from the Polish People Association shortly . Can't tell for sure this is for guys not to need to flip up a seat...or if it expands for the severely obese.. No mention of its Australian development; see SILEX. Shame the Aussies couldn't commercialize it because nuclear facilities are illegal under federal law... Nice try..... *THE GOVERNMENT*. Why do you ask? I cant believe this got five upvotes? People might have been late for their flights In high school a foreign exchange student was giving an oral presentation to the class involving instructions or something. Anyway, he had an accent and his English wasn't the greatest and he said something along the lines of "you have to bend down and pull on it" and I completely lost it. I couldn't stop laughing, the way it sounded and the fact that I had no context to put it into due to a short attention span. I asked to be excused and the teacher said I could go, but then the guy giving the presentation told me to sit down and wait. He was nice and I felt incredibly rude so I sat down and focused intensely on writing stuff on my paper. People in the class were like I left my wallet on a plane and immediately realized it. Got it back an hour later with $200 missing. I was the last passenger off the plane ** ** Froth... I apologize for any offense taken - however, I come to this subreddit to see new and exciting accomplishments / useful tips on how to make the most of my forays into the kerbiverse. I love seeing people succeed, and I LOVE to see the devs getting the exposure they deserve, but when lander tippings and first time mun landings make up 20% of the popular content on the subreddit, I believe it is an issue that deserves to be addressed. That said, lighten up a little - I wasn't trying to berate anybody! Just pointing out something that annoys me slightly. Why.. Why is there a dick on that cake? And a child in the same room?... Watching.. The guy ruins it Hahaha, I can't unsee that now. ** ** We all know that, just decided not to tell her Looking at your username I feel stupid. well fuck . while i was writing this i was even thinking "well if i do have it, it aint that bad". When I'm bored I watch How I met your mother, when you're bored you got to the KKK website.... how is that a m16a2 Pareil Usually a dildo. Not that sinister I suppose For fucks sake when your making a joke at least make it fucking correct ಠ_ಠ I meant to. I was saying she could very well have been around for a year and only 'officially' be a redditor for 8 months. So your isn't really warranted. What's up chuck? Oh upchuck I am a god of comedy..... Wut? INDIANA JONES 5 "Human zoos (also called ethnological expositions or Negro Villages)" Was that an offer? Koscielny What's going on in this subreddit when people's personal OPINIONS are down voted to hell if they are not pro-Microsoft? geraffes are so dumb. she just a *long horse* *Doesn't. Because the most successful gaming platform to date (Steam) isn't basically an app store? Everyone remembers those game manuals right? Sure you do. Remember the gym leader page with tiny portraits? Of course. Now, I bought a pre-owned Pokémon Blue, read the manual and got to the leader page. Misty's face was missing. I'll never know what happened to that face. But....practically the first thing you do in Clock Town is go see the Great Fairy at her fountain..... Hah, I do that too. No easy answer, other than adopt a self-whipping ex-catholic guilt complex. It's like a giant looming over my head whenever I get too out of line. I am so glad I'm Muslim and my body won't be put through this indignity when I die. I am from Pittsburgh. What makes you say that? Mostly?? Yeah, armed revolt against an oppressive banking-cartel plutarchy would never work... in... America. I worked at a cut rate funeral place (for an EXTREMEMLY short period of time) and we had to use the long straight forceps to shove cotton in the rectum till we could shove no more. We also had an embalmer who would stick scissor into the artery/vein incision and cut the esophagus/trachea to prevent mouth purge Was sure the top comment was going to be about grammar. Hahaha so thank your wife, otherwise I would be the next victim What a great video to start your Sunday .... All this karma because a bunch of dudes misread "pennies" as "penises". intentional sausage fest? mega Hmmm... I wouldn't exactly be comfortable as a parent giving my kids three idols where: parents killed when planet explodes, parents killed and raised by aunt and uncle, and parents killed and raised by the butler. She ain't got nipples What's that toolbar doing there? An hierarchy with black at the bottom? I immediately thought of MOLLE/PALS webbing when I read load bearing. Then I realized we were talking about boobs. ლ( ლ) Oh boy where to start. One of my roommates last year was a real creeper. For example one time I was baking some bread and it had just been placed to cool on the rack. He asked why it looked like organs. I was like dude wtf are you talking about, it's bread. He then clarified by saying that one looked like placenta. Because we all know what placenta looks like, and its the exact doppelgänger for bread. Anyways he also didn't know about the va tech shooting or even columbine, despite being 22 and living in the us. I explained it to him and the next day when my girlfriend and I were playing battleship and chatting with my other roommate he comes up and says "hey ggarcimer15, I looked into that columbine thing, I coulda done it much better!" he was a very weird guy and the kind of person that I would be like oh yeah he's going to be the guy that snaps at his office job 20 years from ow, or in his architecture class next semester. Ticking fucking time bomb. i'm not sure you are aware of what grunge music is My iPhone 4 doesn't even get that much download when it's at full signal . The most 3G dl I've gotten is like 5mbs "Vertebrae" is plural Because fuck you that's why. thank you for using askreddit. <3 Dafuq? No it doesnt Do you fuckers not know what "peter" means? You replied 6 seconds after I posted it. Never got taught it! Those nails Best of comment from best of? that'll help you a lot. Morrowind rolls for attacks, but doesn't show them . that's why combat seems so retarded at first. train your weapon skill up before going adventuring will keep you alive, at least for a little ;P that complain looks like the ink that comes out of the anti-theft devices.... Haven't read that one before YES. I'll be like, oh The Vampire Armand (book 6) and they're like oh, THAT kind of book How did that not hit her spinal cord? Oh honey...that's not how it works "Stop it!" Scumbag cauliflower; worst tasting vegetable, at its "best" 11 months of the year. In Canada for many of us, only 100 a month would be very nice..... Uhh. Still sexy. Yeah. Dammit my name has ten letters! Mother of god. ლ( ლ) ^^^ You know very well what I mean, young man I guess you don't know Louis C.K.. still, the link was RIGHT there dude... My girlfriend's name is Stephanie. I'll be sure to stop doing that from now on... You take that back! Cool! Now do it on MP10 when 1.0.5 goes production. Taking forever alone to a whole new meaning..... You realise that they're at least working and paying taxes, right? People give these guys such a bad wrap but they're just earning a wage. THIS Love the little at the top left. God... It looks like the top of a chain link fence. My first grade teacher's name was Candy. I was taught phonics by a stripper. ┌( )┘ Can you see this? ┌∩┐( )┌∩┐ Weren't they also saying we'd see "Nibiru" in the sky? My dad showed me a video in 2010 that was a 2012 doomsday vid, not sure if it was about the Mayans. They said you'd be able to see "Nibiru" in the night sky by May 2011, so I said to my dad "well in may we will see if it's true". Fast forward to last May I remember this and bring it up, he says "Nibiru is there but the annuaki (the alien race that lives on the planet) are using a cloaking device to hide the planet" Where did I say it was confusing? It isn't confusing, it's jarring, it detracts from whatever you were actually trying to achieve. I guess it depends if you use the machine to get work done or if you use it as an end in itself. I'm usually just trying to get something done so anything that makes the OS much more intrusive than it needs to be gets my What if... the Voidlings are being controlled by Riot employees and are in fact champions aswell -Cleveland Steamer ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ No, but the rectangular aspect kinda is... On the last day of seventh grade, my friend went around to as many blackboards as he could during yearbook signing time and wrote FECES in all caps, with the letters stretching from the top of the board to the bottom and going from left to right. One of the teachers walked in and gave him the look and then started drinking wine she had in her desk drawer. She didn't even say a word. After the first couple sips she looked back at the board and just nodded with acceptance and possibly admiration. What the fuck are you talking about? Quick sell for 10k Being good to others suddenly became a horrible thing ? Muhammad I feel like there would be some awkwardness after the parade... When the paint wore off in choice places..... What about aids... > Also, what you said about friday6700's mom *really* wasn't cool. "About to make a test" I just cried so hard :'-( WHY MOFFAT WHY?!?!?? Weren't those guys REALLLLLLY into sodomizing young boys? >Morag? I'm not in any way partisan. Also go fuck yourself. It's entire post is bullshit. No really, I just pick a topic that would draw people like you. I was talking to my friend about reddit and I said that the only thing I don't like is the large amount of assholes on reddit that are quick to lash out with insults and such. He told me he wasn't sure what I was talking about, so I typed up this generic political post and a few minutes later you posted. Thanks asshole! Go kill yourself now Not Safe for Lunch cus you'll throw up...possibly Well, the analogy isn't quite the same. It's more like I'm the violinist and A.net is the violin maker. And my violin strings keep breaking over and over, even though I take it back to the violin shop and they keep telling me "Yeah, we'll fix it. For real this time", but it still breaks. Almost like they didn't even test the string after they replaced it. Then other customers keep telling me "Well, but *the other* strings are more or less fine, just play those. The violin still produces sounds." I opened this link thinking "Metallica Metallica Metallica" then this opened up "Necrosis Pvp Server" Those close ups..... Dude seriously? Why do you think I am a republican? I am a democrat, I just wish a news agency would report news rather than just put bias opinion based bullshit on. What am I lying about? You sir are a dumbass. 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How could I forget? But even that was just a cliffhanger! I NEED MORE You make it seem like you went away and edited your link after, but there's no editing in sight. Gustavo *Fringe* I spend longer on the toilet. I'm sorry, I don't see a Batman. Really Tom? I'm that last 25% I like how they mention how it would've been good for him to use both arms on the catch... Don't let go... *zzzzzzzippp* Due to layout in mobile the first part of that i read was "The Game" YOLO I didn't know what it was. So I went once. Then did a mental block and forgot I had learned about it. Ha! The ultimate self-torture would be going to a wedding of an ex who turned to be a lesbian... Which I foresee happening in my future... OMG... Gangham style. 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No response ...oh well, same difference... My sylvari does not look like a fag when she dances, thank you very much. How can I not get the purpose of my own post? I am the one who wrote it. You sir are a dumbass. Yeah give me Shirley tappin' w/ Bojangles any day! What I was saying is that is the type of jump to conclusion political thinking you are exhibiting. Perhaps next time someone writes something you should just stop... Take a deep breath, resist the urge to reply impulsively, read what they wrote, ponder, then reply with an intelligent response. Because before everyone disappeared you used to swing your neighbor Bill against a tree to cut it down? Everyone disappeared, dood, there are still implements around... Somebody get this man a helmet. Why does this file come up as malicious when I download it on Google Chrome? What... you think breast implants go out of style in the future...? So you left the drunk girl who was interested in you to go to sleep... He can sing and vomit simultaneously? Such talent . What new and exciting content Me smells a troll. And voice-overs for Call of Duty This is me being in the same room as you: They'll never find that car again I think a skunk would be a cool pet. I didn't know you could have their scent glands removed. Now I need to get a skunk Too many locks will make the door weaker.. Out of place? I see what you did th... no, I really don't. r/ttotm Ouch. The terrorists just won. ಠ ಠ And.. Carpenter is hurt again. NO OTHER OPTION! Read that as herpes ballon I totally read that as "underwear camera" and thought: [*ಠ_ಠ* **ಠ_ಠ** ~~ಠ_ಠ~~ ` `](//#staredad) I wish this was a rule I implemented when I started dating my ex... wat I know, also a fail on masterball lol Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ No words: Har har har. "Oh, my friend is kinda sad, I know I'll show him /r/nottheonion, that's always good for a laugh... Oh, what's this on the front page, Virginia -" O.o ... ** ** "Throwed up" That's an awfully big rabbit. Na'vi trolled against EG, should be banned bunch of clowns But whenever i hear the name colby ....... Can you come and infect my girlfriend? I want to be more attracted to her I still remember their sega cd game that was released. He was a massive buttslut. Not like it matters. Hope you spent your life well talking on the Internet about some stupid game. "Grandpa tell us again about that time someone mentions mw2 AGAIN." So interesting. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ *Don't leave a bro hanging...* ( )/) (\\( ) I feel Rick Rolled. ಠ ಠ a copy of the board game Little Black Sambo from my great grandmother This is blowing my mind way more than it's suppposed to He's literally pretending to bend his daughter over and nail her. How's this ok? Nice tackle Relax dude, you're taking this way to seriously, grind for the levels, or use more cover when fighting them, glitch or no glitch you are freaking out. How are you posting this then? Penalties on extra points Me too That was a coincidence, as I had no idea That pig is still buried out there? You have to be trolling. No one is this stupid. Was not expecting that ending.... I imagine you doing this while looking someone directly in the eyes. DAE ? E-mail is an anglicism; courriel / courrier électronique For the record, I'm a 'she'. What are you saying, it's harder because black people are worse tennis players? "What if she eats small children?" I've already got in about 3 weeks of growth. :) because of a smiley face? No. That's why you shop locally Your username... with what I thought they were still used for teleportation so I try and get away from a horde nearby. I throw it, only for it to explode, and attract the zombies to me Her self image Dude, why? [](/spikewtf)I despise everything about "50 Shades of Gray" and to see it in my pony fandom just makes me Except anything with "negative vibes" which, after reading the comments, I've learned will get you a downvote. Rocko's Modern Life. The only place I hear about Beiber is Reddit.... thanks Um, have you ever been to Philly? I would probably be terrified to death if I encountered one of these. Jesus Christ. I see that graffiti all over the place... You're not Josef Fritzl, are you? On an Oreo!! And he licked it!! such waste. dude..your name ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ >Don't offer us a drink if you're not being sincere. I can't look at her without seeing Cage /r/wtf gets the most upvotes? ლ( ლ) I should probably say 'prolife'. No. Never. EVER. Canning Vale Markets are a cesspool. I think I hit agree a number of times. Even paged through all 42 pages and emailed a copy to myself hoping it would trigger acceptance. Still pops up when I try to even update an app. I thought it was because I hadn't updated my iPad to OSX 6 yet, but glad and frustrated to see others with the same issue. IF THAT'S A REBEL 250 I KNOW THAT FEELING, EXCEPT ON THE HIGHWAY Actually meeting with the jobs council might be a start? ( ) ( ) ( ) Were you drunk while typing this? That's awesome but I ate to say that's going to look terrible down the road. All in the face is going to wash together. You forgot the best part of Kannada: Damn she must suck a mean dick My bluray disc does not run on 480i You're right; in fact Scotland, Wales and Ireland also aren't part of the Empire either. Can't find missingno Thragtusk in sideboard. Like grandma. This is the look of disapproval ಠ_ಠ^^ಠ_ಠ^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^^^^^^^ Making fun of Ke$ha? Ahh, yes, the infamous "taking a dump" pose at #13 Repost life You used to picture Egypt as badly photoshopped...? Came here to say this! Have hated (and been terrified of) balloons since I was a kid. Unfortunately my two young children love them "Acheivement" .....*clicks back to look at nipples*.... You told me you were busy . Designer stubble on a dwarf What. The. Fuck. I just got over this after watching it on the 9/11 anniversary! Now I'm all scared and depressed again... Then why are you feeding it. 81 people like this > Too many things for me to at I'm not entirely sure if using the word "gay" as a noun is correct, here. "I didn't do nothing wrong." This is supposed to be a joke (and a joke for 5 year olds I might add). You guys are reading far too much into it. ** ** Wow. Koush has done a ton of things for the Android community, including several CyanogenMod builds. But he tried to make money, fuck that guy. He should learn to survive on air Projectdeeznutz. I_RAPE_POCKET_WHALES I don't understand the down-votes, haters gonna hate. YOU are beautiful! They probably "whooped" too. Hold up hold up... is that an avenged sevenfold death bat? Or you can get a LifeProof Case and then your phone is water proof up to 2m. It does cost $80 but it'd save you a ton in the long run. Even hanging your phone outside of the shower could let in moisture and ruin the phone, which if not LifeProof or insured, could run you north of $550. Or a cheaper option might be a plastic baggy over the phone. Except can't buy it on Sunday in IN. Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a whorehouse for a hug. > world made entirely of TNT Man, I'm so jealous. I wish I had a class that can do that... I finally had enough of Chris Johnson and sat his ass.... 20 points. ಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠ ಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠ ~~ You apparently don't know what Windows+R does....~~ This guy knows the truth Something I observed in my time as retail is the sort of customer hive-mind. Yesterday I had a line going back to freezer. I was disappointed but kept going. My manager walks over to my line and says to everyone "You know there are other registers open." I stopped and looked at the other two lanes. They each only had one customer. I look back at everyone like . One customer even had the nerve to go "Those are express lanes." Take your embarrassment you old bat! How dare you not use your eyes! ~' ' Viking Look of approval Scumbag AMA bear... Like this ! Like this ! Like this ! Like this ! Like this ! Like this ! Like this ! Like this ! Like this ! Like this ! Like this ! Like this ! Like this ! Like this ! Like this ! Like this ! Like this ! Like this ! Like this ! Like this ! That my blood was blue until it came in contact with oxygen, that's why all my veins are blue. It's so advanced it can take your fingerprint ............... TIL short hair makes someone butch. I was ಠ_ಠ after seeing his . I worked for a phone and electronic repair store. We had no contract against looking through your phones and computers. It's a very popular movie reference . Wait... you hate a people* because they're racist... That (rich) poor bastard. You're right, only an idiot would regurgitate something he'd heard like a reflex action based on a stimulus So the first thing you do is take picture while driving ??? Lol .... Last person I talked to was my dad... Nope, it looks like all four new souls will be available in the beta ლ( ლ) Watching you fap. Says user "nakedladies" Oh, dude.. Oh my god... how the heck did I miss that!? Its so simple.. thanks for pointing that out... im such a derpy American :/ Maybe it's kool aid Darn, should have thought of that Like banning the sale of alcohol on sunday, or applying excess tax to certain products for pure personal reasons that have nothing to do with religious influence. **sin tax**, I believe it's called. In response: Those breast are too distracting Blåbær Wut "too far. child is too young to understand. daddy take a break. hire a babysitter and go out and have some fun, talk with other good fathers and your pastor or your pray for forgiveness, so you can be a better father." .... Wait, you're saying you enjoyed limited tm's? I love the adventure science center. Pikachu got a cameltoe. Or....Numel-toe. Finally, after a few explanations by random people, reddit and friends, I completely understand the concept of "Temple Made". Unfortunately, not a single fuck was given during the process jolly ranchers In this article: the author mistakes "shocking" as a synonym of "controversial." I didn't realize Barefoot Gen was controversial. ...implying that only one job can count as physical work 'inhabited only by cactuses and tumbleweed and scorpions..' But Cacti don't grow in the Arabian Desert. 'cept that's an RNAV approach As am I Are those rocket launchers? Try out some Rapid Light Missiles instead. Most of the idiots at my school would eat that. I hate most of the kids there. Are you me? I get that you don't get it. Your grammar is *really* bad. "Whine" . Auctions don't go live for five minutes As a native Chicagoan... I almost felt better about the mouse's situation. Nope, it's clamped to his teste Cleaning the shake machine meant taking it apart, lubing up all the parts with vaseline, and putting it back together. There was no cleaning at all 8 Days 13 hours, Then I accidentally moltoved myself :( does anyone know how to get the fire off of you, I tried walking in the rain but I only got drenched and then died v1.5d btw. Seems like, to me, that they instantly assumed it was an issue with the car and not the driver Wat ._. o_o ಠ▃ಠ Were my reactions as I progressively read the article... How is your boyfriend looking like Tom Hiddleston a real problem? Why did you get married? So I could play Xbox and have someone sit next to me Looks a drenched set of panty hose. Oh.My.Gawd. Must have Erm, excuse me, but what are you doing? You realize that vaccine is *not* the OP, right? I'm just confused, because you copy/pasted OP's question, quoted it, then responded to it by posting the same thing you had already posted. The general idea with comments is to respond in a clean and logical fashion so that discussion can continue or resolution can be had. Christ man, you've been here 4 years, I shouldn't have to be telling you this. FTP is not encrypted so your ISP can see all of the data along with your username and password which is sent in plain text Muk --> Studying for an AP exam in October? Always pays to start early though I suppose. "keep it up boys" I know, right?! And touchwiz How is what he's written foolish?! He's merely pointing out the clear double standards that exist in the political discourse. You see it in /r/Australia all the time as well. If you're a left winger, you can feel free to call people anything you fucking want and not a word will be said about it. One right wing guy gives an off the record, off the cuff remark and the whole world is exploding. The stuff that comes out of people here is by far a lot worse than anything Alan Jones said, but no one is holding any of you to account. And when someone does, they get personally attacked as foolish. Sh + itty = shitty? ..WAIT A MINUTE I'm a bit late to the party, so if someone has already said this, please forgive. Whatever team you pick - go to a real, live game in person! Even if you're not super into it, it is a great experience. A friend went to his first ever game this past weekend - couple of chump teams from Green Bay and New Orleans, of all places. > Petroleum museum at/in a hotel? Man, I hope your shower's not slippery. Shake your huevos! Looking at the gifs really shows just how boring of a kiss it was. because there are so many good things about communism. You see, it's funny because rape is funny. If its so dumb, why ask for it? More like the pond. This is the part where I'd be crying if I liked Amy at all. And I thought we in Italy had it bad with the catholic church. Yeah man, south wedge is so hardcore.... Dafuq Nachos...in a bowl...with a spoon? Or she eats a lot of fiber. 18m here...Not in Houston, hell, not even in the US :( but your writing is great and you're cute, good luck! You'll sure find someone. And if you don't, well we can always try looooooooooooooooooooooooooooong distance ;) (not so long tho... yes, the distance. Uh yes, the distance between you and me ) *sigh* Wolfey? This is what I did. And now I love him. Too much. (ಠ_ಠ)^(ಠ_ಠ)^^(ಠ_ಠ)^^^(ಠ_ಠ)^^( ) at least have nigga instead of nigger, your clayton bigsby is showing No leching from fellow students, or ... the teacher ಠಠ ಠಠ The most awesome part about it? The tennis ball: perfect sphere That doesn't smell like freedom. Trojan Fire and Ice came out in 2010 Well crap, now I miss floppy disks. Pleasant surprise? These book-style cases look great until you need to talk on the phone, and then you just look like you're pressing your open wallet against the side of your head for some reason I caught my sister doing this at a local pool Literally the worst post ever. OP asks if he's dressing too fancy for his job, doesn't say what his job is. Someone makes a reasonable guess as to what his job is, OP lulz, denies, and still doesn't indicate what his job is. Unless you work in Biz Dev for a company that makes stupid fucking iron-on patches, you look bad. And post bad. The refs weren't on strike. They were locked out. The replacement refs weren't scabs. The hardest part is my unattended penis. My mother-in-law uses her recently deceased uncle's Facebook account to trade with in FarmVille... There's no picture [* *](/evy) Oh sweet god in heaven... I thought the getting dressed bit was hilarious ... then at the end I got the suspicion he was being serious ... Yes. You wouldn't want people to feel things in a drama, or face the occasional reality that people you care about die or become otherwise inaccessible. TIL There is such thing as a Lego remover, I've nw begun to question all decisions Ah, gotcha. Hahaha we'll it could be worse. I could have said I eat a lot of fiber... I used ",", meaning the level 39 monk weapon was a part of the sentence "I have never found a legendary," And also I was in hell helping a friend levling. Wonder why she broke up with you . .......***It's war.*** I've had to tell my in-laws to stop spending so dang much on presents for him. They buy these gigantic, expensive sets, which I then have to spend 2 hours putting together, and then he just ignores them and uses a washcloth to cover up a rock he brought in from outside because it's "sleeping" . Then, I have all these expensive toys stacked up in his room taking up space. Come on guys, it was just a question, no need to downvote. Aside from that, its idiotic. the bar is supposed to show the TOP 5 GOALSCORERS, yet it shows 8. id disagree. get those ALL the time, oddly enough only from pregnant women (pregnant brain=mush?), and on most of the japanese stuff, it's just a drain of the tank, run a good fuel injector cleaning service and air/intake service, and replace spark plugs. last honda civic got out of here for under $600 after their attempted diesel conversion. that was until we discovered the original timing belt on 160K miles I'm 25 and I know exactly what he's saying You must've been pretty rich, huh? Yes, I have seen it. I like Shakespeare, but that is the gayest movie I have ever watched, and I kinda like it. pinterest Zombies don't smile. Wat It would make consumers pay for services? Thats *madness*! "Be kind, rewind"........"double sided disc" ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ how you know she has puppy? > and mexicans I am also a soccer fan and I can assure you having a bigger field of play does not mean more goals Not to say I'm good at math but the numbers don't add up It works, doesn't hurt to have more spesific things though. Well except some people can't use the two pings we currently have correctly. Like I was playing jungler and moving up towards top lane, the guy starts mass spamming retreat pings on the enemy so I figured, oh me must not be ready to fight him so I went and cleared the golems instead, next thing you know it's "OMG noob why you you no gank!" in chat Actually both phrases are correct. "Could care less" is basically an idiomatic expression and is synonymous with "Couldn't care less". Unfortunately, semantics dictate 2 different meanings You aren't very old... Are you? Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaagh When I was younger I was in my parents' car and was intent on pushing two buttons in at the same time. I ended up pushing the whole button assembly inside the radio so it couldn't be used anymore. That when people say they got something that "Fell off a Truck" it didn't actually fall off a truck....it was stolen "rectaltronics.com" wait...what? her vagina is pointy Daddy issues creep me the fuck out Thank you. Thank you for making me laugh out loud in the quiet study room. I have all sorts of " " looks going my way. Upvote. Quick time events. A great day to start the day... A better camera does get you better photos. Otherwise it wouldn't be a better camera. Dat username. What kind of subscription am I missing? Everybody has gaps dammit! I used my pinky "Minimum Wage Slave" Oxymoron EVERYTHING... I bet you think homosexuals are gay too, you fucking racist! CE/WC is about being a jerk and building circles in the mountains to ruin someone's plans Former Apple store employee here. Had a mom with two kids come into the store located in a wealthy neighborhood buying an Xmas present for the dad (i think it was a laptop if I recall). Well, all of a sudden the daughter that's about 7 says that "if daddy gets a new laptop I should get a new iPod touch. Because mine is old". So she picks out an iPod touch. Then the son who is about 5 loses his shit because his sister got an iPod and he didn't. So he gets an iPod touch (oh, and If I recall, they got a 64GB model each because 32 just wasn't enough for the common 7 year old ). Then they tack on accessories, yada yada yada, and the mom drops at least $1000 total for these kids...and it wasn't even their Xmas present. Some people are just too far away from reality. I love how he compared Obama to Hitler... because you know, getting your taxes raised is the equivalent of a mass murdering, racist that started a war that cost Millions of lives and tried to exterminate an entire ethnic group. Yup, exactly the same... Comment below "This is awesome. Girls rule" So the bad one can take their place? [*L_F is talking to himself again***ಠ_ಠ**~~ ~~](//#ohyou) i see what you did there _litter_ My brother called me excitedly a few weeks ago to tell me that he had just realized that the windows logo was a window. JollyRancherReminder Did anyone else, on iOS, try and click the "touch here" but before realising it was an image? No? I'll see myself out. Thank you, now I want a guy, and I'm single... ...with a TSM tag [*NIಠ_ಠER* **FAಠ_ಠOT** ~~A COCKS~~](//#chcomic) that son of a bitch Holy crap. That car is filthy! How does being Aussie have anything to do with this? Just wait till you see the video............ with *sound.* As someone with long-ish nails (not freakishly long fake nails, check my post history for pics) long nails are AWESOME to scratch our eyes with. Better than just rubbing them with your nubs Yes, they did. I'm guessing they de-manlified him a bit to make him seem more "gay". Because gay dudes on TV aren't allowed to be manly. Microsoft Word wizard editing. Oh man. I've had those mini panic attacks where I look over at my purse, don't see the glimmer of keys, quickly reach over, "Shit they're not... wait... I'm driving right now. " Your username makes me want to get one.. ಠ ಠ As long as you didn't grab my boob. My first LC did that without asking I also read that most russian excecutioners at Katyn carried german small caliber pistols (ppk's etc.) as the russian Tokarev had a heavier kickback. It would start to hurt your hand after a couple of dozen or so. Rin was captured and put under genjutsu in the Kakashi Gaiden... This is the internet so I had to make sure So a similar fine to that for getting caught seeding torrents Oh come on NZ... This is getting out of hand.... Manthighs I work for a mid-sized ISP. A large portion of our knowledge base was created using "MB" where it should read "Mb". Woof. I see what you did there....gigitty. An awesome gun. Not the most accurate at 500 meters or over though. I clicked on this thread to upvote the first person to say something to the effect of, "that's not Marvin, that's a garbage bin in Tomorrowland." Sadly, there was no such comment. That was the audience girl with a face, right? This has always been my greatest kitchen fear. Thank you for my nightmares tonight. I thought my mom was the only person who used the term grab-ass... And by association, my siblings and I. As I know you're not me, you could be one of the other 4 and I just read your shenanigans above... > Thank you, now I want a guy, and I'm single... It looks like your Fucking a little girl in the 2nd Panel Vasectomy rears it's ugly head. ...do you not shave? No, it needs a bigger reason to be loved My friend says she sleeps with her eyes open. The exact face I gave her when she told me was this Here I am, trying to click the button.. Dude doesn't even provide a link. who do you think we are?! Almost thought this said Cup of Dick. Yeah, and when they hurt you and you tell them they're like "But if I only do this" *proceeds to caress in the most gentle way* Why even post this you run over pinecones? jeez you cant move out of the way for a pinecone? what size pinecones do you have... I've always loved this meme, but this one is extra hilarious Signed twice If you havent seen dragon ball or DRAGON BALL Z you have to. If you don't finish it.. I will track you down! LOLjk but serious finish it now! That took me way to long to figure out where the voices were coming from I see your rdy for the dr.pepper commercial Which is far more difficult than breaking a window... Because he's black! Amirite!!?? Lololol! My girlfriend pronounced "sneakers", as in the shoes, the same way you pronounce the chocolate/caramel bar "snickers" her whole life. I explained all and I laughed it off because I didn't want to sound cynical or anything. She still does it reddit ! "If homosexuality spreads, it can cause human evolution to come to a standstill." ... It's... almost like... Tite Kubo speaks Japanese and not Spanish. As if mind games with other teams weren't enough She deserved worse. There are at least 3 men in that photo 950 miles would be in outer space Ok ... would not be a problem. It goes over your normal deadbolt lock on the inside of the door. You can still use a key when ever you want. inter**penetration** ? I'm sure it wasn't at all awkward for the overweight kid After ww2 millions of Germans were displaced from Poland and Czechoslovakia. Were they kept in camps and separate for 60 years? No. They were absorbed intro the local populations. Besides Palestinians are there refugee groups who have been refugees for over 60 years? No. This is unique, unprecedented and intentional. Millions of Muslims fled India after the partition there, are they all still in camps or have they received Pakistani citizenship? Ultimately what this comes back to is keeping the pressure on Israel. The resistance. You can't insist on a right of return if the refugees move on, like so many other refugees have. It is simply a lie to say that the Arab states are acting just like all other states who have absorbed refugees. Yeah, the phrase "vintage fur coat" definitely keys you in to thinking 1930 or something, not 89 . Ugh the gif didnt work Came back to post the same thing. Way to kick off research project with what appears to be a prejudice toward the negative aspects of gaming (or motivations for gaming). Makes me wonder at the motivations That's what I said. He insisted I post it here and I told him I would take the karma hit for him. so you took off the cpu cooler and the optical drive and count them as the same price Well suck my face and call me Milford. So basically Sergio Ramos is the step wife Well twist my snatch and call me uncle. ಠ_ "Well rape my vag and call me Pedro." ( ) I wonder what Korean dog cafés are like?       Good thing you didn't put the punchline in the title, otherwise I would of known what the joke was and wouldn't find this post funny at all... ''Well scream at my face and call me Jeffrey'' "well blow on my cock and call me grandma" Oh lord, why did I search that in google images A comment higher than this already mentioned it and since I didn't know what it was I google it, oh lord why!!?? YOU Ok, so I (finally) sat down last night to learn Teen Spirit. "Well fist my cat and call me Brian." Glad this is top comment and not "Hitler did nothing wrong". Boobplate. Wait.. So was this repost making a joke on itself or is this guy really trying to get away with an obvious repost. What is this? I don't even. Sitting in iss "Well rub one out on my balls and call me auntie." Javik: ಠ ಠ age 14, homeschooled Waiting for Siri to be his new sidekick. Right. Because, you know... The CBC was started to fuck over conservatives . Lets make a question to show how bias things are! That motherfucker... Pending reply from the actual OP, cats need to be shaved when they have mats (cutting them with scissors is A LOT more dangerous than with dogs due to paper thin skin) or if there is a skin condition that requires them to have topical stuff, it's easier to apply with less fur. Granted I would hope neither of these things are the owners doing maybe it's a rescue. If this isn't the case, you are dumb, no matter how hot it gets outside, animals have methods of coping with weather. shaving them makes them more vulnerable to the elements. Nothing gives more diabetes than.... tortilla chips and Ritz crackers. >...are you buying children to do work for you..? You know you dun goofed when Todd Akin gives you the This is not funny nor front page worthy. 3500 upvotes what the fuck... .. That's not her Aura.. 'as an Anderlecht fan' with an Antwerp crest Cake-dayception Babe. Calm down. You're scaring me . What joy having to constantly worry about all those settings just to eek out decent battery life must give you. Well jizz on my moustache and call me mommy. I loved your comment. Yes - he is VERY stressed. We have had quite the year and I know its wearing on him. He works quite a bit (sometimes 100+ hours a week) and to come home to a dead bedroom can't be fun. I did finally get him out for a great hike to some hot springs where we could relax and enjoy each other. He asked for a blowjob Someone was waffle stomping... As someone who has been at work all day from Dragonbrand this is not good. suck my dick and call me grandpa What even is "psycho-neuro-actualization"? It sounds like he just took a bunch of pop psych jargon and sciencey-sounding words and smooshed them together so he'd sound all impressive and shit. Tony Tony Tony, Downhill Jam is in THPS1 Sona flair Only now I noticed these characters were played by the same actress . >There are plenty of places in that region with overwhelmingly negative opinions of the United States. Like our allies, Saudi Arabia and Pakistan. > Just go in like it is your first time getting one. Let them know you had one previously, if anything, having had one previously will just make it easier. I think he meant he was not a professional, so don't follow his example. Nonetheless, still a big Well... being a SAP, it wouldn't be awkward at all to call random libraries for a Nicolas Cage poster or anything lol, i just kind of aim the razor in the general direction of those muffs and hope for the best, sight unseen **Bubbles** , It sounds sorta "Valley Girl" in my opinion. I live in California and whenever someone says Cali, I instantly Missed by 14 minutes. Adding the face usually implies attempted sarcastic humor. Wow, Krepo became fluffy. > He asked for a blowjob 1150 is silver now? Clearly But... Jenga isn't very stable. Según "Multimiedos" fue una "falla eléctrica" ...oh the irony oh look, a dead horse... Maybe they thought they made non alcoholic gin? I heard once a woman said she was on a low carb diet but started eating a dinner roll. This is what she said "Oh no I just eat the outside of the roll! The carbs are all on the inside." Wow people are dumb. wow..just wow... I read "feels violated". The real kicker is he's using some crazy script that uses emotes from a bunch of mlp subreddits, rather than just keeping it simple with the basics, so I can't even see it. I can't even see that. Damn kids and their fancy ALLL THE EMOTES scripts. Ever heard of too much of a good thing? Water sports? OP why are you crouching in that spot? 1987...? If it makes you feel better, the coral snake has rear fangs which means it must chew on you for a bit in order to work it's prey (read: your hand), to the back of its mouth to inject venom. More good news, once bitten, you probably don't have time to receive anti venom before you die. There are not enough faces in the world for this thread. Im going to say this one last time and if you don't get it, you just don't get it. When you have to change your writing for a one season show to a multi-season show in the middle of a season, it is difficult to do that in a clean manner. The fact that it turned out as well as it did is a testament to the excellent writing. No, it was not perfect. They would have wrapped it all up in one season, but they had to leave gaps so they could have something to expand on in the next season, *which they were not originally planning on doing*. I had something really similar to this happen. In my electrical engineering program we were doing a section on radio waves and the professor was explaining how atmosphere can effect radio waves. A guy in the class said he thought his radio signal was fading out because there were too many people listening to that radio station. ┌∩┐( )┌∩┐ Mine's better. This great tip brought to you buy *I_FISTED_MY_GRANDMA* Spend 5 years painting something that looks exactly as real as a photo, then sell it for 5k... This sounds a bit like a waste of time... What if you accidently made eye contact to the dude besides you? Well, Obama's got a flag ... So ... Actually he doesn't want to get rid of big bird, you obviously were not paying attention you just wanted to be the first to make a meme about the debate Fundación Telmex tiene cientos o miles escondidas en algún lado ಠ_ಠ First rule of Gaymers Cider: Don't talk about Gaymers Cider. Seriously. ಠ_ಠ Praise Allah Also, one girl asked my science teacher why we couldn't measure cells in centimeters, then took it to a whole new level by pronouncing micrometers as Um-Meters. Vi**z**quel consider the cost of shipping per person in a situation of gifting multiple people. Also, it can't be shipped from Amazon.com if it is under $25 *shudder, cringe* "......Yes." Your user name is full of lies! I once had a conversation with someone and they were genuinely confused as to why we don't use solar power for planes. I started laughing thinking it was a joke, then realized they were serious Who took the pictures? Is that Dallas-Fort Worth? Because if it is... it is not. They have a guideline booklet on how to use a simple png? ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ You accept the fact that you are inconsiderate and object to being called a deadbeat. Take it to r/politics people So, you proceeded to fill your BVDs with excrement? +1 Duck revolution.... ** ** So how's freshman year going... buy a bottle of real bear, chug it, break the glass and shank him with it Wasn't Cape Town over due for an earth quake in 2010. British tendencies. Dat bend. This post ignores the Muslim golden age where massive leaps in Science and mathematics took place, not to mention most of the world's history before the dark ages. Destoyer... Not sure if Walt... Or Jesse Did you just say irregardless..? Is this sarcasm that is whizzing over my head or a legitimate question? Date rape is pretty common at *all* schools . A guy from my physics class stated that we should pack away our laptops because gamma radiation would infect your computer with virus. Just looked at your username... "Fuck you"? Jesus Christ. Did you seriously just imply that your childhood was *damaged* because you didn't know enough pop-culture to reference with your peers? What the fuck Cool, no need to downvote me for it. NSFW Soraka's nipples One downvote, going down in history That's the spirit! Cheers to you! I thought they had two holes, but that their bum crack and vulva were connected If you know that your friends are suicidal, then don't you think you should help them? They're not necessarily "related", they're *recommended for you*, based on your viewing habits. So yourself. That's an expensive prank, or someone has quite a collection. The only other thing I could think is it's multiple peoples contribution in which case, either way WTF? Are you a Faceless Man There are indeed three shells... ೃ I'm not novelty. I actually post things other than . Not with that attitude. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ "from a girl that i made happen" Corp. card at the age of 22? Good job deleting your comment there and removing all context for my comment. Ashamed of relatively mild criticism? ლ( ლ) Ok I saw this on my feed last night. Who are you, and do I know you? Who are you? Am I the only one who noticed that he has a green Lightsaber? It'sAanakins/Darth Vaders hilt so the saber actually has to be blue or red No. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Read that as back/shoulder *pubes*. That username... That's what I'm talking about! It's awful. I always get beat up in my dreams Takes one to know one... I noticed his eye looked surprisingly like he was making the disapproval face. Is that a fucking Ferrari sticker? You can't replace human taste testers with machines. Was over at my parent's house this last weekend helping my Dad change the breaks on his SUV and afterwards we were grilling some lunch, I walked in the house for a minute to get a drink and saw that my Mom had been reading 50 Shades of Grey . Can't unsee that book sitting on the coffee table with a bookmark towards the very back end of the book. You paid for that TL;DR fappin? Why oh why do I insist on browsing /r/WTF when I am eating... Delicious... 700 watts Was this before or after you found out about the fetish? ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Sure, that's why the bible is so succinct. ( ) I saw a book with that in it Never in 4 years of playing RTW have I seen this . inconvenience. Every time i try to type it spell check changes it to incontinence. I have sent out at least half a dozen work emails that end with "sorry for the incontinence."... that would take too long I am just agreeing with you, man. Inducting NWA in to the rock n roll hall of fame would be like inducting black sabbath in to the hip hop hall of fame. Song is ruined for me someone already did! ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Six of whom being children so is punctuation for sarcasm? if so I definitely knew that already. You're... this got my hopes up for tony hawk hd on the vita Lots of these are opinion pieces -- there's a big difference between a credible source and a blog on Jezebel -- and I really don't see how the number of strip clubs in Tampa is relevant... It's a different poll. A student literally got run over and you ran to reddit to make a joke about it? >Firstly, [1] ...and secondly, there's been many a disappointing aspect of his presidency and administration, though it's somewhat tempered by the fact that there have been good things passed, and the Reps in Congress acted like petulant children for the last 3 and a 1/2 years, and tried to prevent any success whatsoever, regardless of how deleterious the effects on the country might be. But regarding Obama's watch, I don't recall feeling overly forgiving about things like massively increased numbers of drone strikes, reduced civil liberties at home and abroad, caving to pharmaceutical and insurance agencies during the health care feud, failing to close Guantanamo, letting Goldman-Sachs maintain their incredibly unhealthy influence on the nation's finances, whilst simultaneously failing to prosecute any of the people and firms that almost collapsed the entire global economy, locking up the fucking whistleblower who actually allowed us to close massive tax loopholes and recoup billions of dollars, but providing amnesty for the people who unpatriotically used said loopholes, and no doubt some other things that I simply can't recall right now (I'm very tired, and also just not that great at making lists of why someone sucks). ....You're pettifogging the issue here. No one said you can't sing Kanye songs. And that's a really stupid thing to care about anyway > Sounds like you need a man to carry them around for you. wow im actually excited about watching a new episode of snl... ... See... not to be a Debbie Downer... but teams that don't show up to matches and forfeit just for a medal piss me off. There are teams that truly want to improve, then there's the "What can I get for free" players... ** ** This chain of comments just took my mind to a dark, but possibly kinky place. Can not be unseen ( ) You said there are no keys that get you everywhere but then mention master keys... Yes they are kept locked up when not in use and yes taking it off campus would definitely be a firing offense. Doesn't mean it's impossible to do. The point is to do it so no one knows. I can't say for sure if an M1 will actually get you on the roof of the library, but they definitely get you many other similar places. Dorm roofs, rooms, maintenance closets, area service desks. Most places that have only mechanical cores (not electronic). Yes Ace definitely was able to copy this key. I'm guessing the entrances to the library have alarms as well. I doubt the roof would though. Though now I'm curious.. My DAD told me this joke once. ...I'm female I would guess for entertainment purposes and just to get their rocks off. PDD building a giant's belt vs a jayce with %hp damage I have no idea why I keep laughing at this... As a woman, I should probably be ashamed... Jackson Thomas I was going to play battlefield 3, but at the moment I waiting for the 4th gigabyte sized update to download The viewer stutter bug... I didn't eat or sleep for 7 days once. When I finally agreed to eat something before going to bed, I had a seizure and woke up a while later in hospital to a nurse asking me if I had soiled myself I see. That explanation is at least logical but upon looking it up and discovering they were talking about the absence of *three* non-capital ships my has only grown stronger. Tried it. Nothing. The earliest epi i can download is 96.... Until Bungie changed it, and made you start with a SMG. or don't. Exactly. It's really sad how you see posts with [OC] tagged on them. There's so many reposts that we need to tag original content? You're not supposed to actually EAT her. I chopped six, **six**, inches off of my hair in August, and my boyfriend didn't notice for four hours (even after I had told him) until I was about to climb off of him after having sex. He was all, "WHOA! You cut your hair off!!" and then proceeded to be all heart broken/whiny about it. Made me . OK. I'm hitting some setbacks on this thing. Couldn't get the LED's to come on with the phone charger. Turns out the red wire was not positive . Thanks. I was super discouraged when I got shat on for saying I liked quality clothes - in the fashion subreddit no less! I thought they'd be more into high fashion there; I have no idea why I would think that. Wait. People are doubling up Nike socks? What area/age group is that happening in? Interstellar yiffing High five, you injured a player I can't even do this with photoshop! Thank you guys, I appreciate the help! When I asked if I said something wrong, it was geared at the "MOBA's " and "ASSFAGGOTS*" posts. But I was trying to post from my phone. I... I.... I need to go lie down. It's 100% up to the states to decide on whether or not it should be legal.. Medically or otherwise.. Starter is zubat ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ the shit you people discuss... Firs time free huh? Don't you try to get me hooked, I'm on to you... Not to alarm anyone but there is indeed a dragon incoming, and with her current gear and weapon, she's fucked. Tab+d+d->potions->invisibility potion. Quick. You must also prepare your mind for the awesomeness that is to come There's a disturbance here. I'm sensing... A severe lacking.. Of.. Hats.. Just imagine the chick whose vagina made it to the front page. Duck sized horses in this picture Real men raw dog it! We like our meat bloody . Why the fuck is there a subreddit for that!?!?! People fucking disgust me! Ill be back on the internet in about a week when my bad memory takes over and I regain hope for humanity again!....fucking messed up people  Many of them don't. Almost all have smaller noses. (I'm looking at you, Nicole .) I'm looking at you, Beaverton. What I don't get is why they ask for skim milk and then load it up with sugary syrups. Their drink can't possibly be fattening, right? It has the word skinny in it after all! A watch is very definetly a clock Soft. Should have been season. No love for the ACHA? I think you are confusing the Iraq war with the war in Afghanistan. Also, fuck yourself I didn't say upgraded cylinder. ლ( ლ) This land is my land! Dat sound... Funny joke, but why on earth would you bite a woman's ass (even during sex)? "If there's no grass on the pitch, play in the mud..." I am not trolling, but that man in the photograph is my friend and the original comment I was responding to made me very angry, I'm only human and sometimes my emotions get the best of me. Losing a fellow soldier is never easy, especially when you log on to your favorite website to see their picture posted alongside ignorant hurtful comments. I am sorry if I was misunderstood. But I still have distain for the original commenter. Please share with the rest of us wich theater you go to.. Fair. I think the biggest upset in your picks is Packs vs. Colts. Am I right. The fact that you have Seahawks flair .... "Triumph classics kind of look like Harleys" - How about taking it off vs reflects dmg... A million bucks on the line and some redditors still think there could be trolling. It's not like I made the definition up. That's my secret real answer but I feel that I needed to subtract 1 inch off because reddit is very angry at people who shun/make fun/speak the truth about the less endowed. !?! ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Almost a full day of tribes in a week... I've got goosebumps fucking everywhere. I can feel it on my face. My scalp is getting itchy just by looking at this and so is my face. I can't bare to look away though. Why would anyone put themselves through this? Much more refined? Good lord. [*ಠ_ಠ fak u *](/evy) [*ಠ_ಠ fak u *](/puchalke) I guess now would be a good time to say I'm related to Poe? I honestly hate that they're trying to re name the area, cool give Tyson's corner it's own zip code, okay put the metro here and expand and make every thing modern but DON'T change the name! Tysons is reserved for the mall NOT THE AREA! I've lived here my entire life, NO! (I'm 24, my family nearly 30) The food in your other videos makes me moist. After the giant battle last night one of the players told me they have an entire box of warhammer scenery including trees and such. I have him a very nice but we also agreed we had a lot of fun making everything ourselves. I lost it so hard... [*ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ *](/evy) Never go back bro, teach that bitch a lesson . I made this myself "He returns back" 5( )^4 I would hope that most women would be satisfied with someone under 6 feet ಠ_ಠ%=> x999 You shouldn't be flirting either then. Descriptive how? Pretty much anything in /r/techsupportgore could have the same title. Maybe everyone should use " " as the title of their OP. Surely, that ought to be "abstract, yet descriptive" enough for everyone. ( )! The second one from the left: Because maiming mascots certainly isn't cool The one on the right looks oddly familiar... THAT'S A REPOST TOO! No, reddit values pun karma trains and cat pictures actually. Post more cat pictures. Also this . Instant upvotes. Going to Subway for lunch..those gloves better not slip. You buy me a new monitor and I'll do better Mr. Moneybags! ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ A cheat sheet??? What do you think Obama was writing on the whole time? ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ B bs Yes indeed. I know of a Person who claims they are a virgin because they haven been penetrated vaginaly (what is the spelling for the word?), but has done everything else under the sun. Whenever they claim that I literally pull one of these. . Oh god, dat Tom Nook room. He is watching you sleep. Or in a box... Yea, that'll help. For some reason, I get unreasonably bothered by this "cuts the roof of my mouth" thing. You folks need to stick to chewing with your teeth only. What's the derivative of ? OH MY GOD< HE DIDN' KEEP CAMPAIGN PROMISES?! HE PANDERED TO VOTERS?! OH THE HUMANITY. We should impeach him right now ಠ_ಠ is greater then x999 Fuck off. You're a meme vomiting moron determined to collect as many points in as short a time as possible. You're useless. You say shit like that or "Can't tell if serious" or "this guy gets it" or " " or "hit the gym." You're determined to contribute as little as possible while still taking up space. You are the face of reddit, and I hate you. One does not simply fuck your cats. My ability to construct far less inducing titles than OP is legendary. Supporting breast cancer. Looks like Ronald McDonald is eating a happy meal. Nobody is mad about fucking slavery you ridiculous honkey bastard. d /dx, with respect to x Exactly why i didn't get that upgrade.... like i said. I go to middle school and all the guys wear like, A&F cargo khakis and pastel A&F shirts and stupid athletic socks and sperries. You *didn't* buy American Erection Champion?! My buddy turns to me once whilst we were in a drive thru and says "check this out." We pull up to the window and he times it so that right as the worker opens it he's saying rather loudly "So there I was, ball deep in a nine year old, and my clown nose fell off. Don't you just fucking hate that?!" Their reaction was worthy. Phew, good thing we have an insurance attorney here to clear things up with facts. ( ) "Are you choosing not to comply child?! GTFO!" I'm sorry you can't see the difference between a cop and an 18 year old fratboy who can buy a gun but doesn't know how to use it, but is eager to wear it like a sparkly bling t-shirt. Discuss in the moaning? What kinda ride is this, mister This is awesome! Gonna try this app! What's Diptic? [ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ*ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ* **ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ **](//#magnets) what kind of dumb ass-math are you using? No helmet? A cube looks pretty hard to cook evenly. Way to ruin the moment for a guy ( ) Except for the part where this is a well known preacher, Tom Short. So he's pretty real. Not all of em walk around with bibles. Was? cum to the dark side indeed. Thunderclaw on Pharoah Yeah don't put faith in the employees following the rules..... It's a party There is a BIG difference between what you hate and what scares you, you know. You guys aren't helping. did you ever realize the brain named its self? It's not about wow, it'about gaming in general - she enjoys playing rogue so she is back stabbing bitch?! I mean what the fuck. So if I enjoy GTA I am probably a future murderer and drug dealer . That's the joke. I was thinking something by bethesda related to skyrim, holy fuck that would be amazing Are they sure it was glue...? She also was like "What if I get bored making out?" and I was like "deal with it. " See obviously because of this fact we're done. You went to McLean. Haha I can't figure out how t sign this. 10. I want to though. Help? Why would you compare PBS to the defense budget? If it were different you could watch Sesame St in Arabic. I'm 5'6, I weigh 95 lbs (~43 kg) and while my older sister was doing modeling, I was told if I "trimmed down a bit" they would love to take me on. cos...COS...**COS**... Náutica pirata, enserio? What's with the mean comments? Did you boys forget to read the GW rules? Yeah, I thought it was going well, but I think I underestimated his ability to ignore my points. In his last reply, he mentioned that *most atheists believe everything came from nothing*. That was the thing I corrected him on that began the whole exchange. *Deaths per second* I don't even...the words by themselves make sense and paints a picture of a perfectly articulate individual. But when put together, they just... All hail the Iron Solari! ಠ_ಠ..... Being a not-so-hairy man, "Do you shave your legs?!" He didn't eat the pizza Kinda pointless to check this post for updates hours after the meeting time, How the hell is that legal? Not sure if instagram or seventies. The shirt irritates me I came expecting a Big Bird Dollar and there was none. It was a joke in response to the guy above me It does that on all versions of minecraft, Xbox, computer and mobile. Funny that been my thought all winter. Bears in an ant farm? Ah ouin... Et il s'est passé quoi d'autre au chalet? The Pokémon sprites look like they were added via paint. I really hope they do this. And if carriers are in the way, moto should just tell them to f k off *MASTURBATING!!! but its so cute and cuddly! Yeah! And throw out any way for anyone to actually protect their advantage! Every chip company should hand over its design plans and discoveries to its competitor the moment they find them! Coke should stop hiding its secret formula from Pepsi and the generic soda companies! Brilliant!! Dafaq did i just read ? Your username. Mayo, if I'm not mistaken. Oh, not only one "g" in "swag" but three! >and she does You're very observant. I really hope that is animatronic, if not this is most definitely a case where modern medicine has only prolongs suffering. it took me 61 minutes to write 7 lines of code. . The snow in the foreground are white leaves.... GENITAL GAINTS ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ are you implying that Ireland is part of the UK? right, but pretty sure the husband and mistress don't live at the same residence. Did you want the OP to find out who the husband was, follow him home, and see if his wife made one of these posters for outside of their home??? Wow I didn't expect to find this kind of sentiment on /r/Canada Her guns are huge. A 102 year old lady has bigger guns than me. Suck it up and build the phone I ordered faster. Delivery is still two weeks out. I have "@@" set to " " At first, I thought you had made your cat into a rug. Is that sarcasm > Is *that* sarcasm Veigar is not a her. Bay Area [*ಠ_ಠ<---------------------- le new meme look of disapproval* **ಠ_ಠ<---------------------- le new meme look of disapproval** ~~ಠ_ಠ<---------------------- le new meme look of disapproval~~ ` <---------------------- le new meme look of disapproval`](//#iphone) I never was into older men.... but damn you're the exception Dude!! 100% more fire rate! That's like twice as much on the alrea....0.4 fire rate Come on, BL2! two girls, one cup TIL there is subreddit for horsemasks What do you think??? You have no idea the shit I've seen, man They were the people he killed... packer receivers aren't elite? is this the real Brett Favre? ** ** Guys this thread is number 1 on the front page! for the wrong reason tho "Calm the fuck down child. " I have one thing to say to CBS about this: He's so cute! Mine is cuter Wallis Barnes eh? Interesting... Wait.. that looks like my girlfriend and her room... maybe china prohibited showing chinese players on NA stream Swing life away is mine too! I have to stay away from that subreddit, at least until I finally start reading the books. So many self inflicted spoilers because my curiosity makes me hover my mouse over spoiler tags . Well that's just a coincidence. ah, I thought you meamt "rolled up" as in top to bottom security check up for anything stolen. And with the "I felt violated comment", I though dey started to dig too Less gaming and reddit more email? Someone is trying to kill off us European viewers goddamn it it's 1:30am here and theres two matches left But what if he is the DDOS'er "He fucked her nipples"...... Why do I see PDs everywhere Gotta f'ing kidding me. Oh joy. Looks like we'll have a game #6 coming up The Siren is tight. I certainly would have Dem eyebrows I think I remember that post... They do. It's hard to tell, but the white one is only 6 months old, and the orange one is nearly 2 years old, so they eat different food, and keeping the little one well-fed from his bowl and the big one svelte from her bowl is kind of a task in itself. It's been a long process but they've each developed their own "private zones" in the apartment. It seems to be helping. Baby boy has his carrier, and big girl has, well, on top of the shoes. ( ) If one is in his/her "private zone", the other leaves him/her alone. The casino is great. The burger place there is pretty swell. The malls is also entertaining if you like malls. The shops at the promenade are also worth checking out if you're into shopping, the movie theater there is awesome and likely much cheaper than you're used to. Dorney park is doing Halloween weekends which are great, haunted houses and such. There is a little a Italian market called Stravino's which makes the best subs I've ever eaten. Cali burrito is a good burrito if you're into that sort of thing. Melt and Blue are two fancier restaurants that people seem fond of. You're down here at a great time to visit the many orchards for fresh fruit and pick your own pumpkins (not that you need one to take home). I think Oktoberfest is going on right now, not sure how much longer that will be going on for. And I just realized that my iPad app has an button that lets me do this You're an artist? I'll remember that this sub reddit is not for posting fun kills, thanks for the downvotes guys Movies I will never see: Sequels. I won't watch Die Hard 5 or The Hangover 17 until they get the message to produce original content–not the same story but with a monkey this time. I'm not watching Avatar 2. I'm not watching another Transformers movie. I'm done with sequels. And don't get me started on 3D. If I want to see 3D, I'll go to the IMAX and watch a shark rip through an octopus. I don't want to see Resident Terrible 4: Now With 3D Zombies. Bueller..? Bueller.....? Thats the mom and daughter Only... Don't take any notice of the fluffy handcuffs I went to toys r us the other day for the first time in a decade and the first thing I noticed was the giant cellphone section. It's not Pam. 2.5 billion dollars... I took my SAT... I pictured the 11th. Yeah, no kidding. I spent a fortune last summer upgrading and was able to play at max settings until my PSU fried 3 of my parts and burned out a month ago. ಠ_ಠ. ಠ_ಠ. ಠ_ಠ. ಠ_ಠ. ಠ_ಠ. * * * * Definitely just Black, Pulp Fiction, PoP and DMC Collection. DAMN, I always do this to myself ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ^ Makes tribe just the tiniest hair better vs DE than previously? I don't know. It's pretty ridiculous. Yeah , I get the same feelings when I add a rapist on Facebook too As someone who works for Engineering IT, I'm obliged to say the following: Summercamp... "don't pull the bowstring that far," kid says "okay," releases string, way more blood than there should have been. I needed a new shirt One of them has a bayonet More awkward still, my sister, when I started wearing it, gave me a hug before she was heading overseas, pulled back, gave me this *weird* stare, and said, "Huh... you smell *really* good..." and then quickly left. Apparently the 'lynx effect' also works on family members, and lesbians too You speak in facial expressions? /r/imgoingtohellforthis would like a word with you. Why do people post this kind of stuff? And at year 9 age her parents must be so proud of her. you're making semantic arguments over the difference between "dub" and "dubstep" when you have "deep dubz" in your username tag Says the guy who doesn't pay tax for his parts What must your search history be for you to find that? Well I'm a graphics programmer, so actual work involves running games. Circ(le)jerk I would argue that all pregnancies are selfish. I disagree with being older parents making it more selfish. I don't believe you , post a pic or 2 as proof If you'd looked at the processing source or actually read my posts you would have noticed that that's exactly what I do . My gravity force is -2000 / (DistanceSquared). I feel a 48 hour Breaking Bad marathon coming up, just so people can't spoil it for me anymore. Go. To. Hospital. What. The. Fuck. Your taste is different from mine, and that makes you gross and wrong I received a Christmas card from her after not talking to her in seven years. She wanted to know if I still "played around with computers" and if I could fix hers. There will be 5 "guys". "The gesture takes its name from the "five" fingers and the raising of the hand "high". This is opposed to the "low" five which has been a part of the African-American culture since at least World War II." [Citation needed that it's the presidents policies that are making Michigan tank, when every source says otherwise.] The pointy finger 683 days I'm using an iMac keyboard on my HP G62 right now until my new keyboard arrives... You waited two years for an oversized key chain? Congratulations.....(Slow golf clap) How *badly* were the people doing to rate anywhere near Cleverbot? Sure, Cleverbot is good at colloquialisms, but it can't hold a proper context for two seconds - I just asked Cleverbot its favorite book, and it Responded with "Meet George Jetson." Son, you're gonna need to provide some proof. I enforce the law 'round these parts. I was kind of expecting him to be too mature for a 3rd grader who has just learned about the world and its 's Venezolanos y sus colas OMFG IT'S YOU!! My friend passed away a few years ago and this was on the mix CD she made the night before. It always bums me out, but also reminds me to listen to the message of the song. *edit - How does something like this possibly get downvotes? Wow. That's some major penetration on his tongue. Never, not until I read this post. Damn you reddit Typical Joe They started off as good pickups... I have yet to meet a wife who would refuse to have sex with people other than her husband *on grounds of fairness to others.* My math book had something about Bayes' theorem of probability, and wanted us to calculate the probability of an email to be spam if it contained the word "sex". (intercourse, not gender) **┌( )┘** Really weird because alien blue, produced by a fan, works FAR better. It even has an option to insert the ! never mind the half naked man in the background  Low-rise jeans, the pinnacle of moto safety gear Aside from the fact that remembering one date is something everyone should be able to do, why not just put a reminder in your phone's calendar Silly....you are alone ┌( )┘ Chill. Had a conversation with a born-again christian and she blew me off by saying "God is above those sins because those are only human sins" and "His Lust, Greed, etc, are all "divine" and above ours and in turn cannot hold him to those standards and we just can't understand because we are mortals. 11:49pm. I don't understand why you would even lie about this? Or maybe his device has no preinstalled drivers It's great and all, but why aren't we 4-1 right now? Dafuq??? They kept on pulling his horn for good luck Poast i cant make this face without copypasting. help? I sold mine and I'm still cursed You didn't say you had an iPhone OMG. This is soooooo funny. McGahee, how you have fallen from glory.... Oh my. ** ** I know a girl who replaces "so" with "for"... I just did the math, 9 months and 1 day ##### Yes, but that certainly wasn't the right time for that... i live in canada. i dont want a USA taste. again Submitted 1 hour ago. Seems like it... Fucking Facebook. I saw this on facebook literally 2 minutes after I saw this on reddit. ( ) ( )>⌐■-■ NAMBLA?!? ... Look who turned out to be pro-life! You could've taken out the link to a different user's page before reposting this... Oh yea? Well I spackled your moms kitchen. Sexually . You know, because X-rays are too mainstream to see into things now Date mike They were just hugging! Jared Gaither 1-800 choke Dat hoe.... ** ** But never a park-beach. No...never again So is jimdandyrandy I used to be fat and lazy... No, wait, I still am. And my family is telling me to eat more. Me and my friend were long boarding down a huge hill after a smoke sesh in the woods. He has the bowl in his pocket and he hits a crack between the bridge and the road and goes flying. Gets up no big deal but when I stop to check if he's fine, I see blood running down leg...ended up digging out glass out of his leg with my knife and smoking copious amounts of ganja after I saw them at SXSW in 2010, and told all my friends about them, and then a year later they all came back and asked if I'd heard of FTP and played me Pumped up kicks on their iPods. Cuddling. My God , it went from "Oh just handling some bees like a normal bee handler person" to "OH JUST FORCEFULLY GRABBING SOME BEES IN MY HAND AND SQUEEZING" The ReddIt look of disapproval: Your username is super relevant. not sure if on purpose, or coincidence... Reminds me of "the annoying orange" Yep they're jumping through their ass to get the service orders issued SO THEY DON'T HAVE TO HAND OUT NEW ONES ANYMORE. Why don't you fucking overreact mate? It's a picture of some boobs, it wasn't about sexualizing women it's a dude smoking weed with his naked girlfriend. You act like we'd be worse off without lolcats I shortcutted eod to turn into on my iPhone and iPad a while back, and my girlfriends, mine has worked consistently but hers seems finicky. It's strange. ### # If we went back in time to 1985 Reddit actually would be considered a drug Really cuz I just smoke a packed bowl... Sometimes you eat acid and sometimes acid eats you ಠ_ಠ......ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I want one so bad, but I can never find one. I am jealous What'd you expect guy? 16 yo and never saw someone crack an egg? It almost sounds as though you were aiming for your mouth. Camoflague meat soup? a reply worthy of the daily hell itself, bravo *douche, bravo. PBR and other shitty beers I've always drank that somehow got cool and more expensive now . "I like the freedom LoL has. I like the meta game." Funny you mention browsing reddit, she used to get frustrated when I did that until I actually introduced her to reddit. Now a lot of times she'll just start browsing with me haha. Also why I'm using a throw away to ask this question This is most interesting to know - first I have heard of it cause he is Mr'buddah' and all 'zen-like' supposedly.. Interesting. I recall last year Ina Garten from Foodnetwork did a similar denial of a dying 6-yo child who wanted to cook dinner w/her but she was 'too busy'. Too busy..to cook a dinner ??? - BITCH you are a COOKING star that COOKS for a living and judging by your fat ass you certainly EAT every fucking day - and you are 'too fucking busy' to cook dinner with a kid?? She should have cleared her elite rich snobby socialite schedule and got her fat ass out of the elitist Hamptons for a few hours and thought about someone else. Then after the media shit storm erupted from it - she changed her tune and her mind, but the kids family declined because of all the media hype and her bullshit. I misread your second sentence as "There was a story where a boy had 6 of his eyeballs plucked from his head..." I was like And make the oceans collapse upon themselves? God damn it man, what did the fish ever do to you? I think I have the same thing. My parent got them occasionally and so did I pre-virginity-loss. Makes me wonder if there is something I'm forgetting... That was me too! My parents would tell at me for reading during the summer, and turn to my brother and yell at him for NOT reading. It's a wonder I know what normal even is... Whatever the case may be, he might wanna pound one out before the date. Dat ass How incredibly generous of them to also include a paragraph below stating additional things that are excluded. I hate looking at posts like this on a Monday morning Had similar experience babysitting a little girl who couldn't wipe herself. I think you're doing it wrong. Exploiting roadkill My favorite part was when his friend Instantly got on the bed in the perfect horizontal position. **THANKS FOR UNDERLINING THE PUNCHLINE FOR ME!** No, the other 13 year old responding to the comment about someone being drunk. Thanks for down-voting Dat Noise Internet elitists are just as bad as hipsters. Kill yourself You've thought about this I'm not sure what constitutes punishment anymore, but here's my story. We were talking about US holidays people get off of work for. My mom was saying some people get off work for Columbus Day but not Veterans day. I said I thought that was stupid because Columbus didn't believe he had found a new continent and he was responsible for the deaths of natives. My dad flipped out when I told him I didn't have a source for the last part of that statement and that he would have to look it up. The conversation built and built until they were claiming I was a liberal (they're both conservative) with nothing to back up anything I say. All of this happened after we had exited CHURCH of all things and when we got to breakfast, mom asked me about my grades. I told her I wasn't going to talk about anything that could start a fight, which talking about grades, no matter what they are, usually does. She tells me that when people are conversing, if I'm asked a question, I'm expected to answer. I told her I have the right to choose what I will and won't discuss. At that point, she starts making wild gestures and growling under her breath "fuck you and your rights, I'm fucking sick of your attitude.." etc. I'm angry and embarrassed and my dumb bodily reaction to that much anger is tears so I sit there embarrassed with tears running down my face in a very public setting with people staring at me. Did I mention it was my father's birthday? Yeah, I single handedly RUINED his birthday just My MIL homebirthed and breastfed. She should know better Holy moly. Best animated short movie ive seen so far for LoL. The animation is really awesome but could had been a little bit more detailed (e.g. Teemo should have used his w when he was walking to rumbles machine). When Teemo was daydraming, i could have imagined how he would dominate the world. Your series should also keep up with funny stuff. Cant imagine weird fights ... Sounds are awesome as well. But it's fun to see how wrong you are. I had Buffalo and Kansas City as my wildcards Very low metachlorian count... Not their fault. Oh boy, by that logic, you should meet POTATO_IN_MY_ANUS . "My news feed this today" Very simple, CK is trying to do as Chavez did with Venezuela, but instead of the US boogieman, she is using the UK. Sadly, Argentina is going to end up in the same path and loose its middle class and become another banana republic in latin america. What's she doing to Teemo? I'm in Tuscon, have no idea where Mexicali is How's this? ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Choose references that can give a good judgement of your character, like a coach, teacher, or pastor. I wouldn't list a relative -- I've seen a resume that listed the applicant's mom as a reference. The world needs more Matt Damons in an ugly Christmas sweater. This reads like the beginning of a horror movie...or a porno . Good luck out there. Such diversity yes, google Matthew 10:34 I mostly try from the other direction... I graduated in psychology. I got used to professors having all sorts of fun at our expense during lectures and while taking tests. Some of them used their awesome knowledge of test anxiety and learning theory to help us do well on the tests. Others just messed with our minds just like this. ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ If all you want is to fly, you're playing the wrong game. Sometimes violence is the only answer when dealing with these types of people That's how I do this one -> sounds like something I would say to troll people and make them Totally true. So many 'used' 4 year old ducati's with like 2000 miles on them What in the hell? As an American raised at the real Jersey Shore( honest to god. I lost 3 of my teenaged summers working on the Boardwalk in Seaside Heights), I'm sorry. That's not really Jersey people. Those are the tourists from the 5 boroughs(New York). We call them Bennies. They are insufferable. But our local economy depends on their excess. Please don't think of that as classic American. That's caricature American. Your innocence... But he is 6.... What could you have done.... You can read the joke in this thread. My brother, his friends and my dad have all posted much worse on such topics as Diana and Madeline McCann, and subsequently been liked, favourited, one upped and 'd at, all in good fun. My Little Pony. I thought Borderlands was better than this. "Schweize Kaese." Just how tall are you? sure Oh. ...but seriously, explain the joke. Never promise crazy a baby You should of then handed her a peice of paper with on it. I... I ... I don't know how to respond He was employed by a crazy German surgeon? "Or whatever you may have in mind." Well, at least now I know everything about you The doors are sitting on my porch I loved Team Plasma, and even I thought this was ridiculous and think PETA is nutso if he wasnt an extremely talented actor he'd look like a normal guy! Did you post this because you had a baby girl, or did you have a baby girl so you could post this? This clearly worked for you. We are no longer allowed to bring book bags to school. He wasn't talking about the game Removing an outline does not make this game any more realistic. Not queer because they drink beer? I know a couple of guys on a gay rugby team that have something to say about that. XD sure! Covering up for your slave business! I'm watching you The 1 yard line Jersey Shore is revenge for American Idol. But when you get the American heated up it just get's terrible. That fucked up taste I've seen waaaay too much JAV MOTM five games in a row, still not good enough for Spain. "it is what it is" ... And now I know how to make tea and coffee! I hate how it doesn't matter how far you go in the Universe, or how disconnected the discovered cultures may be, everyone magically speaks English. Can't be her, she's lacking a butt chin I just read a post where they compared a farmer artificially impregnating a cow to rape Well, at first I was gonna give you a Fucking Bunny Bread is the best. Can't get it where I live now so I have to settle for Sara Lee . Ah, the ol' man up and do something about it As someone who commutes to class everyday, . I don't know.. all the usual signs say otherwise. But, so. much. porn.... I bet that's "tub girl" Right, because being a heel means physically assaulting a fan. Because they didn't know it when the vampire legend was created Supports are like Atheists, you only meet them on reddit Except her and I both know we're ready But if you did? I have a friend who plays shirtless majority of the time. He's 900 elo. Could this be the reason? I'm torn between Me Gusta and Wut? I am liberal and I don't "hate" Israel. I do think things could be more diplomatic, but, shit, I don't know how to solve the clusterfuck that has become much of the middle-east. Why would you need to dive in slow motion for a pinky promise? ) This sounds awesome! Too bad I live a bit too far away Canadian football... Oh btw I meant I had to hold it. That's what the title's supposed to be Same here... their attacks were very, ah, creative though... Tis video is currently unavailable... Slutty... The timing was so perfect... Well are you male or female? Most males don't have an hourglass body so I'm guessing you're female since you mentioned it. In three months there's gonna be a new single by her bashing us for asking this. And it will make millions Yeah, because I am going to wait for a gif to load that says loading, not suspicious at all... He didn't say quarterly earnings once. I have a question My ignorant/right-wing washed brain... With what was it washed? I had no option to sub here. I'm a TF2 addicted Why did I expect him to eat the load. **not banned yet? ** Yes, this is exactly what Obama wants to do right before the election. Would a finger not have worked just the same? For a second i read that as "play on her penis" OP cut off his hand for karma Right, right, they just settle for rape. Uuuuh I just clicked on the Alison Brie subreddit and literally (not figuratively!) the top link was a gif with her boobs jiggling. How is that *less* creepy? Why does the comment start with a semicolon >Are Jewish People not considered "whites"? I hate when they say cake day. Reddit Goatse Dear mom and dad, the football team is a little bit too friendly. Range on an ACR.... I seriously thought at first glance here in the comments that you all speak about 20k -25k a MONTH. I was I was a delivery driver in Wisconsin and I know exactly what you're talking about. I once had to explain to a guy that we wouldn't be delivering his order because there was flooding and that the roads by the pizza place were under two feet of water. His response: "Well, it looks fine in front of my house." She's a sassy betch. I was hoping nobody noticed. étaient* You're really liberal with those eyes Because environmental terrorists terrorize by point at things and laughing at it to draw attention to it. I have a Thunderbolt so I'm stuck with Gingerbread Hey even certain writers have yet to get a hackaday shirt. We're on his case for you But that's my mother, Mr. Cookie Speaking from experience...? It's becoming a chore to downvote these So this is a meme now? Upvote for honesty but that's not how the rules/guidelines work. You also forget those who Reddit on our break time at work such as myself. If a colleague saw this image (or something even worse like goatse) over my shoulder, I'd certainly get one of these . Armenia ... Not turkey motherfuckers took this land when they committed genocide get it straight MKP got to be in the 2nd episode... Oh is that so? pls add a nsfw tag. Your photoshop skills are bad and you should feel bad!ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ How does this relate? We honestly didn't need to know that **XI.** Thou shalt It wouldn't be a secret if I told you. ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ As a man, I don't know what to think of this...Have a confused uptoke. Is that really an issue? It was just the first name that popped up in my mind. Only? Calling yourself old at 26. Really? Ils mon suivit hier sur Twitter, j’ai cliqué sur le lien de leurs site web par curiosité, Les Joalliers (j’ai fait de la bijouterie). Première affaire que je vois ‘’swing ta penisse ’’ . J’ai cancellé le projet. "Hes contemplating things" 6th grade science, my teacher was showing us how he couldn't break water molecules by clapping his hands. Regardless, when he did, a girl asked "Wow! How did you do that?" ### He listens to pop music, and only pop music. Apparently everything else isn't good music Name names so we can post some of these: You got 70% of your karma from this post Even the female ones Seriously, people want four more years of this junk? ಠ_ಠ Americans need jobs. It says +44 is a russian rap group. Hello? Me? Are you there? Feeling of safety. you tricked me into watching bodyboard videos I need this You don't say! The scariest part to me is that those who get their news only from Fox actually scored *lower* than people with "no news exposure" whatsoever. Why has no one pointed out that this post basically has already told the guy OP knows. Plus, there are probably 100 people who will stop using reddit stories as their own for the same reason. I feel like this is the most subtle troll I've ever seen, but can't tell if not... My school has the same exact phones I like him. He has a point, you know. is nothing but easy karma, and it adds nothing real to a discussion besides a quick laugh we've all had before. From Skyrim foo' Your clearance is no longer secret He's gonna fuck up his mattress springs if he keeps doing that... Is no one getting the dwarf fortress reference? so instead of helping me narrow it down, you've expanded my list of what i want to do.... Say "I'm pretty sure I've **read it** somewhere on the internet before." and give him the ( ) face. Rugrats? Funny how big ticket fast food items always seem to add up to 1-2g sodium. It's like they will go to nearly the recommended daily value, but not exceed. I had kidney stones like this too. About 13 years ago. Thank Christ I live in Australia and they were removed for free. Goddammit America, sort your shit out Ireland isn't there... Draw on the board and write "I know" under it. I was showing my husband this gif after reading the comments and he exclaimed, "I wanna see the video of that!!" That sir, is a 10 word long meme That made me laugh more than it should have. But seriously I was knocked out following the birth of my twins. The LC offered to latch my babies onto my unconsious body. That is TOO FAR And yet you keep responding Yes and what makes it worse is that the reports as of maybe a week or so ago is that HDD production and available stock levels are HIGHER now than they were pre-flood but all the manufacturers are sticking to post-flood prices Weirdest boner ever Molest-ache. As a thirty year old man with a toddler daughter, this look does NOT work well for me. ლ( ლ) You just had to show the shit... My ex-boyfriend didn't technically set the dorm on FIRE... but he did make the entire building's fire alarm go off. He forgot to put water in the cup before microwaving it Prevention plan for life-changing possibility of pregnancy around menstruation.... catholic doctrine I don't know how I feel about this... Another story about loss of hope for today's generation? Talking to a girl and says she is listening to "Ray charles" I say "that's great! I loved how cool he was in the Blues Brothers!" "wat. no Chiddy Bang - Ray Charles" so I ask if she has at least heard of Ray Charles (or at least the popular song with kids: shake a tail feather) "nope" It's the Jay Z gold digger song and Eric Church - Springsteen all over again... 911dispatch.com has a bunchhhh of these calls ranging from a rapist turning himself in to a confused dispatch to a 5 year old finding her parents dead Oh hell nah, you haven't got nothin on my baked potato I agree on one part. When I went to a Panther game, the guy behind told me to sit down on my seat, on 3rd and goal, because he couldn't see . Who knew china was directed by Michael bay When I first saw this I thought "Funny... My grandmother has those too still when I was younger." Then I read the comments about condoms... It would, but it really boils down to making things equal. Movies are released on Fridays ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Aposthrophe Are you in fact a cat yourself? Neat, thanks, this is what I was asking, not 'which part of a number is the 10s place' What?! Is this what reddit can be used for?! I thought it was kinda boring but shit.. , dope Live in Michigan? Pm me... I watched a crackhead do cartwheels all the way down the street with his shoes on his hands. I remember thinking to myself, "wearing shoes on your hands makes sense if you're doing more cartwheels than walking.." ಠ_ Verticality? You sir are a wordsmith. Even still, I think if he sported the shirt and the face it would send a message. Oh yeah, just record the video in portrait mode. That won't look stupid at all. They just need talk about Coughlin being on the hot seat. Then the inexplicable happens. I did.... nothing changed The irony is unbearable. I hope you and your brother step on legos for the next week. Bah, making a site like this 4 months after I graduate from university ** **! I have a black Silverado and do strange stuff like this all the time, lol (thought I dont have an awesome beard ) ! Most people dont react. I still remember the first time someone did it to me when I was driving: I was sitting at a red light, first in line, waiting to go. All of the sudden I hear tires squealing to my right and see this red lancer flying around the corner (trying to beat his light). He is hanging out the window, holding on to his door while his car is nearly up on two wheels - and he (somehow) looks right at me and gives me the weirdest, biggest, shit-eating grin I have ever seen on a someone. He makes the corner safely and I die laughing while my light turns green. I can still picture it in my head and it still makes me giggle. When I was a wee one it wasn't odd for me to have 4-6 sodas a day. I had a dentist visit where they found I had 11 cavities. It still took until I was ~20 to kick the habit, parents just kept buying the "fun drinks that kids want" that's... not right Im sure his ass was injured in jail... to you both... ** ** My phobia of elevators will continue now, and just burn with a greater intensity. Thank you . Also live in Columbus btw, thankfully not in the dorms though. No Reddit, just no. Its okay, it wasn't cinema quality entertainment if you ask me Yeah when I read your comment I was like since I'm going to university next year and will probably take notes the old fashioned way or on my ipad, but still... Why are you make Rocket Propelled Grenades? Occasionally I walk past a plate that says "CATLVRS". I can tell they meant "lovers", but can't stop myself from reading "livers" better than pretweens You're definitely sucking in your gut to look better don't try so hard Misleading title is misleading. She's just joking when she says "Mitt rhymes with tit", but "My cat name's Mitt(ens)" sounds like a perfectly senseful argument to her. He spelled "Wilson" wrong. Got a degree into a less stable industry . Lost a bunch of weight, and looking the fittest I have ever been, although I'd like to get to a better place. No social anxiety here, but I realized that even though I love people watching, I tend to find most people very uninteresting. I am not really good at small talk. Logic... Logic. Black Ops 2 said the future is black . .....why did i click that link....ლ( ლ) Farts, stray toilet paper on her (ex's) anus, hairy anus upon starting a 69 Let's not. Does that mean Obama's still president? 'Newco' Rangers? Apologies, it looked like a render Il en faut des sceptiques après tout. Wut Well, I like Ezra . I was a goalie too! :D It's great when you pull of an epic stunt and stop the ball but it sucks when you don't and the whole team, the coach, and fans/parents are all like Username is a worry overly attached much? That girl is Maya. > GabeN? Da fuq is this shit Borderlands 1. Money. So, you are basically asking people to help you pirate? Band room locker Mine is a vampire assassin/theif. He plays nice and coy to everyone but in the end as you wave goodbye your house is empty ad your grandma is dead. One handed, sneak, archery, and illusion are my main trees. With this I can snipe someone with my bow and before they turn around calm them and become hidden again. Or if I see a group of people I cast fury. I plan on leveling enchanting and alchemy since I don't like using restoration. By far one of my favorite builds. Advice: followers suck, I sneak through a room of and next thing I know my follower pulled all of them. Come on Karliah this is like saying a point is a line this is a better picture than my phone can take... >this is saying a point is a line With the heavy breathing and whispering it sounds like he is fapping to the explosion... > this is like saying a point is a line **of zero length** Shush and enjoy the boobs. brazilians People keep saying that, that and as soon as they read exotic they figured strip club So kill the kid!!!! I first read the title as "anyone hurt?..." and did a Yes you do. It's been replaced by cheese White tattoos.. Having a faint little pansy tattoo that will soon be invisible kinda goes agains the whole "chaos" thing, doesn't it? Why is this link already purple These same people who shot down the veterans jobs bill.... Which was a 3rd of the cost of this unneeded program. Maybe this is an old photo. Who the fuck other than highschool kids celebrates months. I've heard in interviews that during his time with Renault, Alonso drove a Nissan Murano. Shame that Alienblue displays spoilers as links >Indonesia consists of a LOT of islands. Thank you, I had a conversation with my friends girlfriend about the bible and asked her if she thought it was weird that everyone in the bible was hundreds of years old and we can hardly make it past 100. Her response was "yeah it's weird how much longer people lived back then" A ball, at a yoga class? What kind of Pilates hybrid bullshit are you going to? Straps, blocks, mats. Simple stuff. "I watch state-sponsored Russian news because I hate bias in reporting" Beast Swag. Band of Draven I think he means how is mcgahee even available? Well yeah, but you still have to beat him to get to the Elite Four. Unless there's a way around that that I don't know about . *Possibly* NSFW So voting for the insurance company dream candidate Romney helps how? If this did actually work, men could only have sex by remaining still While You Were Sleeping. Guy you disagree with so call him stupid? Yup we're on our way to that highly evolved society... But I'll always know that you used the wrong form of "your". - fuck you Incredible. I take a break from playing Dishonored for like five minutes, go into New, and then this. You think I haven't? - i do what's right I would give you this face... ... and wait for the money. You should vacuum your floor i went to my comic shop in a rush before work to grab this along some other books...it was only when i got to work when i realized i accidentally grabbed BATGIRL #13 EAGLE FREAKING VI!!! Delta Psi myself, though I'm down at UF for grad school now. Sadly, the chapter here locks their front door and doesn't answer emails or update their website. Why did click this? I regret clicking that. Yeah, conspiracies are always crazy stuff like in movies! That's a pig butt Easy solution: don't put liquid in the garbage I'm Jewish My father is the best in beer pong {wrong post} Zeets walked a run in My villager producer is in a square with a big gap in the middle At least he's not taking pictures of you I'd say... Go for it... What's the worse than can happen? ** ** ^thiswasajoke. ^Brought ^To ^You ^By ^Geico! Out of all the times I noticed this guy playing guitar in the photo... I completely missed the guy in clam diggers with a mini gun I regret two of the three I have. Hooray for my youthful (yet continuous) longing for tattoos, and the snap decisions to have religious symbology inked into me. Oh, happy day. I.... I'm a monster I just found out that the girl I've been dating really enjoys Jersey Shore. Wait, I thought all of reddit was attractive? Picture that you've *seen*? Lilly, do you have something to tell us? 2,564,411 subscribers, and shit like this gets to the front page or /r/funny. The guy's in the eye bleach for women are too muscular at least there is always the eye bleach for men! I once got a zero for the question for doing this. I used a method I learned in another class, and the teacher claimed "It wasn't what they were testing for" Derek A few months ago an elder in my hall told me exactly how much money I should put into the various contribution boxes. I told him that it sounded like he wanted me to start tithing. He replied that it was only a suggestion. I hope she pops in here and gives you a for posting that. On one of my japanese quizes I couldn't remember the words for hat or dictionary so I put down "分かりません " ("I don't know/I don't understand) and he gave me an extra 2 points. maybe it was the face Oh hey, that's a pretty cool turnta- *sees middle image* ಠಠ ಠಠ 532 funerals you have no idea what you want. 532 deaths is not a revolution, it's a massacre. ...That's a moving .jpg. 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ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ 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And if they don't... carpet bombings. And then dark souls 2 rapes you with no lube. And Portal 2. Apparently kids these days get to play it in school. This meme is old, and you should feel old. Japanese fashion industry, you're doing it wrong. ##### OMG THESE ARE SO TINY WHY WOULD YOU POST THESE INSANELY TINY BOOBS??? Of course we do, but.... SpikeTV? Get the 0 cost nano healing certification, otherwise you can't resurrect people for some reason Then you just bend your neck so that your head is directly over top of someone, give them a , and kind of growl at them the entire time holy depressing. I did a report on white rhinos way back in grade school. I think there were like 10k of them back then I have seen more to this series of woody actually coming out of her vagina. I can't remember where I've seen it. yeah cause i remember link waking up and meeting the great deku tree dressed in red If you are gay, isn't your IDENTICAL twin supposed to be gay as well? (serious question) because everything is supposed to be the same between you two, isn't it? Would I be better staying with my gs2? I am thinking of upgrading my phone, but if gs3 and nexus cant use sd...that's a big deal God, if you call this hoarding, there is something very wrong with me But that would mean them being in a higher league? Wouldnt you rather try to beat them in the league? I read that as Public Bathroom... Then saw the spot in the back ... Then I read it right. (╯ )╯︵┻━┻ And lift! Do you even lift? The chinese people didn't want to help the white guy out..I see how it is china In high school we had a band trip from Wisconsin to Florida where we took a coach bus to accommodate the long drive. Literally the entire day was spent driving, so nearly everyone fell asleep. During the late night I woke up to hear two of my classmates having sex under a blanket in the seat across from mine. I see someone already took care of that I find the term "hate speech" incredibly offensive. I think my Mum's HP laptop came with that pre-installed She had to think about that deeply. You do AMAs as poorly as you do tattoos. So after sexually harassing you, he tricked you...to drive him...to a sex party Having a double team Pokemon battle Africa's most urgent needs in 1900 were railroads and missionaries... Japan...** ** Seriously. Tired of reposts. If it wasn't posted within the last few days....IT IS PROBABLY A REPOST. That awful moment when reddit repost from a post that was reposted on 9GAG My eyes are bleeding from all the hurt zyra aoe snare and aoe knockup. ლ( ლ) "ಠ_ಠ" According to Google Maps, this would only take 4 minutes to walk. IIRC, they won against NJS ლ( ლ) HA! Sad sad John Jay. For all you Non-San Antonians, this is the same school that has a day care built into it According to your username , you also love beastiality. Surprising isn't it How is that even possible to calculate? As someone who's dating my best friend of 5 years your 6 months of friendship are adorable Yeah even some of the very first champions ever created still only have three skins. I can't seem to think of any, but I'm **sure there's at least one out there**. Every time I see one of these I'm never blown away because I just imagine it is a liquid that can change its shape at will, so it doesn't end up being that remarkable. It's sad really. Yup, it's a Sneakers reference. Uplink was merely referencing it. It's sad reddit is too young for this movie. It's amazing, and blew my mind when I was a kid. I still watch it now as a 30 year old. Definitely on my top 5 favorite movies. Netflix it now if you havn't seen it. Also, Mr Tobolowsky is the actor who said that quote. How did HE catch them in the GIRLS bathroom? Your a girl with the name poon_smell.... BURN HIM! just kidding or am I? That's different than a pedo... The door's over there... I'll show you out. Yeah, that must be it. not really a sex story but we found a used condom in our stairwell.... this was in grade 6...ლ( ლ) Because it's hit the front page in at least three subreddits and OP keeps trying to karma whore it up everywhere with his shitty, cheap-ass douche-baggery. Pics, DIY, roomporn, I predict /r/frugal next, followed by the sub for his hometown. Too many ┌( )┘ Here's a thought, you could join the rest of us in the 21st century and stop smoking. You'd eliminate having to carry around both cigarettes and a lighter AND you'd have full use of your back pockets because your head would no longer be shoved up your ass. Went back in to check... Don't forget to mention it's a self post ლ( ლ) He's never dropped it for me, and I've killed him about 7 times. I first read that the boys would be 5 to 6 years old It had buttons and nobs I've only ever dreamed about. Damn you, western microwave manufacturers for holding out on us! God damn it! People like this deserve Lynx and that's it. Try adding a toolbar to lynx. I dare you. Wow Korean women are so beautiful.... Yes, hilarious... All hail our illuminati overlords... If I recall correctly... isn't she a preschooler? The Boston Game. To please others The worst part about this is that I'm a total Grammar Nazi, but I accidentally type "loose" when I mean "lose" all the time, too. This is me, looking at myself: three thousand ticket metro 180$ a month on just Chipotle Ivonne Álvarez bonita ? >"I feel like it's the instrumentation of the mark of the beast..." Yes...That's what China and every other country thinks... ' High five received. Right back at you, Niggabackstabber Oh...that's a guy... Why did they throw a puppy out of a car? Y u no screenshot Thank you for the unnecessary visual. Oh for fucks sake... Gonna get downvoted to buggery and it's completely off-topic but how do you do that >> without copy and pasting, like I just did? I read that as "Snorting a sizable stack of peppers" the first time "At press time, Raul Ibanez had not been seen by anyone in the past 12 hours." You're really complaining about cheating huh? What is on top of the fish? Avocado? Ginger? Blocks? We don't have those in London.... Sit the fuck down, Bruce Somehow read that as annual message Overly Manly Man would have soiled his pants. This guy's got nerve of steel Or are they After watching the original I went: ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ I second that He somehow reminds me of Megatron ...useless parts? Heathen... Yes, because our veterans are so hurting right now drrrooooid In September? It's so... Cute Not sure if made up or serious, but it's well-written guide nevertheless I've not yet sampled the magics just yet - But I am excited to try :D And get back into home brewing. omg. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ > You mean... the can tab? Actually, I totally agree here. Martin's writing seems to have suffered from unnecessarily disgusting syndrome lately. I remember I shook my head when he likened the ship's movements to a fat man straining to shit Yeah, I saw the face on a pop can early on in the game. Dude, this was posted 5 hours ago. I was gonna say.... pretty sure that is Lake Michigan.... Damnit, Bacon Biscuits I want to eat you This has nothing to do with me getting laid . It's about him trying to get rid of his demonic ex. Get with the program. Hahaha this is one of those times where you want to show your friends what's going on but then you look around the room and there's no one there but your hamster and he's looking at you and he says "what the fuck is wrong with you? " Ever happen to you midget? I want to get through October and November without Santa poking his ass into it. no it was clearly a joke 8=D~ Excuse me, wat? *Stay* classy?! Quoting romney, "i like big bird" Yes What. ** ** I was fine until he pointed the camera straight down. **8=====D~~~** but Christian punk Replying to yourself you uncreative uncreative redditor Now with correct spelling! No, I was just being retarded. I suppose the circle jerk is complete, as I've never used " " at myself before. A third eye everything would be better with a third eye ಠ And here I was, not expecting black people My dad has that same tattoo. That's what you get for poking me with the god damn darts before I hit level 6. Her parents must be so proud Is that a wire coat hanger? I don't really want to. Oh lord, Zapp Brannigan on the last picture A thesaurus? If you lose I get to tattoo nipples! 8-D Because.... that would be like.. you know... funny I hope that you're joking... ಠ ಠ Thank you, thank you I will be here all ... my life like this Just do this: Tetris with a flightstick I don't really know any friends who are Redditors, at least not any that post instead of just lurking. My girlfriend browses Reddit, but I don't *think* she posts. Oh god, she's probably telling all sorts of awkward stories about me. Just to add to your last sentence, I have Comcast HSI with a 25 Mb/s DL connection, so that download speed is being capped by Lenovo's servers. HEY HEY!!! NO BLASPHEMY!!! (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ > *WALMART: LOW PRICES GUARANTEED* Come again? (Pun intended) Say that again... . After 4 or 5 bro, you won't know the difference. Still better than drinking emu bitter in Australia. Well, then stop fapping Oh please God I can only hope so. ლ( ლ) WALMART: LOW PRICES GUARANTEED Funny how she has no stretch marks. This photo is bs, it is kinda sad that reddit has gotten to the point where dumb shit like this gets up voted. Probably by the same people that are going to down vote this comment. Want to up vote because it's definitely wtf but want to down vote because I had to see this pic Is that even allowed in a (legal) movie ? You know, I'm about as close to unoffendable and unshockable as it's possible to be. And "Suck It" did not shock or offend me. But it left me feeling dirty and depressed. Really. That comes very close to being the most awful thing I've ever seen on the Internet. And I made it through 2 girls 1 cup. love. variety show. Norway isn't a part of EU, but it is the Norwegian nobel comitee that decides who wins the award. How does that even make sense Just one If you were one of my HIC pilots, flying without a prop mod, I would take you outside, place your HIC on the grass in front of you, pour gasoline over it, set a match to it, and make you watch it burn while I making this face at you; I get down voted a lot.. It's ok ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ i dont find that funny MOST? Wat? Down vote for *west virginia* The blurrier one. Those Eyelashes. > Redditor for 20 days.... ლ( ლ) Well now I just want to see your penis. Yes because there are a ton of non- deadly terminal illnesses James Holmes pinterest She is so ugly... I haven't 'd that hard in a long time... >"make your own bullets" And an e-card, all on the front page... OMFG so I'm reading this during a torrential downpour in Portland, OR and some dude *POUNDS* on my front door. I jump through the ceiling! It was a package being delivered to me Dem shorts... I thought this was kind of cool, until I saw her pussy... polling and sampling error. That look on the driver's face... Your comment really shocked me. Suicide by jumping in front of cars is such a dick move. Think about the person driving the car. Here's one for your to buddy: Broadway Extension is the worst. 8 lanes of beautifully paved open road...60 mph speed limit. "where" > I'll join the closet with him ive been hiding in mine too long need a new one to chill in ops cute ಠ_ಠ op if you ever decide to be NOT GAY ;) hit me up. 33 is totally almost a cougar... My Dog - Barking American here. 38, here. I get this dream fairly frequently as well. Sometimes it goes as far back as high school. you just made me yawn with your picture Lol... House... I get it. Zoom in. There's hair. I thought I wouldn't like watching these guys cause they seemed weird and awkward.. And they are weird and awkward, but now I want to be their best friends... Are you kidding me!?! Reddit is NOT Craigslist $15. Too much forehead for my liking Then again ive always hated that hairstyle. The actual Learn how to use the face OP. I ALWAYS pee in the stall. I'm not inadequate though! I swear.. Without Bidoof or Zubat I wouldn't have gotten my Shiny Bidoof..or 3 Shiny Zubats... I see they updated the page."aww it's a mouse" " in a blender" :P ┌( )┘ Passable is the word. But, a word please. Irish24: Loves England. "Punk/metal" Damnit I was expecting a Weird looking snake What you did there.... I see it. Have a disgusted upvote No boner! Nooooo. fixed: wut We had to watch a movie about this in middle school. For some reason, the teacher played and replayed the part where the spike goes in his head, and even though it is fake, only myself and one other guy in the class found it disturbing that anyone wanted to see it more than once... We are still friends to this day! Wow, that's the best ___ ever! Yeah, you and the rest of the county think so too Yes, he was definitely wearing this horribly unmanly shade of pink for that entire section of the film. Drives me crazy every time I see it. Men don't need lipstick on film, or if for some reason the lighting demands it, stick to browns. Tape a piece of paper with this face on it: inside your underwear But....you're supposed to marry me *too** *Cowgirls need more than an 8 second ride* My eyes... and /r/pics ლ( ლ) Emily Dick-In-Son Can't spell kissing cousins without OU Dude, she's **FUCKING 12!!!** Indeed...the *hard* way... She was killed by a suicide bomber because a church is protesting her funeral! What's so hard to understand about that? ** ** Shcrodinger's win-- they run into a box and then they take the box off the field. What the hell Gamefreak? Did you just spoil *Looper*? Don't forget that they're doing 55 in the far left lane! Or cutting across the double white line for the carpool lane One thing that bothers me is how little characters in movies have to use the bathroom. DO YOU HAVE BLADDERS OF STEEL? ಠ_ಠ I'm new here. What is this train I'm supposedly in? I see that partial finger covering the left side of the camera lens. That's some bullshit right there! Just realized crabs are giant spiders with claws. Tosh will find him. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ At least her death didn't spark a revolt in her home town and lead to even more death and destruction. mfw this post Memories (cringe) We don't say aboot > ಠ_ The sound of fascism? The best kind Yeah, the other month I heard my OIC say "Find me the biggest TV you can buy", this was because we had an extra $3,000 in our budget.... Wow. This article doesn't just lack scientific merit, it's riddled with typos and references Cosmo magazine for breast cancer facts Your mean NOTHING is for fucking little girls. Obligatory Came for Asian porn Not even gonna lie, ITT Tech commercials ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ dammit I have work tomorrow! >Yeah, I think you brought it up in IRC and that's when I started noticing it I see a word. Wow. It's like you think Daniel Tosh magically creates the Internet and we all blindly follow. Stuff. Then before that, Doctor Who. Your name is awesome ....You...mean...to say....That I am the malware of this troubleshooting diagnosis!? Then what is it compared to *the adventures of sonic the hedgehog* No, nobody else. Just you, OP. it's like your very own private theme. Looked at the title and first thought was "Holy shit, this is from the future!" then I realized that the date was in the "rest of the world" order, not the "'Murica" order. Apple genius said to close all apps that's why I was getting poor battery life obviously not I wonder what you could get a Dragon Bone Bow to . Celery doesn't start with an M. Quão depressa é possível transformar um tópico num circlejerk? Isto dito, Civil é para bebés. >1200 elo = High school team, **everyone can play**. Who puts their drinks on the felt?! She honestly looks like my lawyer. ... Anonymous... Troll... Yes, gets him *hard*. You got a problem with that? Every goddamned thread. Seems like someone didn't follow the warning on the side of the toilet Gem $100/night x 365 days in a year = I once heard someone referring to Christianity as "death cult". Think the same can be said about Islam How the fuck people uses OSX and doesn't know about Cmd-W? Do you guys Cmd-Tab or Cmd-C and Cmd-V? 99 years....dude, what the hell "preteen_bitches" There are bigger issues, unfortunately the Obama admin has nothing better to do than to concentrate on PBS. Nevermind the economy or the potential nuke threat in the middle east, fuck that noise... The Sound Engineer, with 0 regenerations, who wears a tank top... And my companion is my boss Because she would still be talking with a broken jaw , she got what she deserved. You can't go around hitting people and not expect to be hit back. ** ** Did you find it when has religion caused any harm I wonder why ... Kangaroosta.... Really... ** ** Get out of here with your facts! I didn't come here to learn! ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ WHY?! doesn't the green piece fit? When we all can see it perfectly fits! Everything is a lie ha ha ha ha If a Man yanked down one of those girl's shorts, they'd call the cops. The *ONLY* good explanation. The smell of 9 and 12 . Can not even begin to fathom it. "Me clicksta" Guys, adding "–sta" to the end of a word does not make it funny unless it rhymes with "gusta" Example: "Me jumsta" not funny, "Me chewsta" funny. Get my point? Sounds like you think your shit don't stink. Think about it "Le, hot button" "Near genocide" . . . Holy Fagiolis The video qualitiy So…detailed... 14…20… brother's friend.… Fuck you. Just. Fuck ... Sniper?! $2! F*cking inflated price... At least Robin Hood wore a mask! Plus Ryan Renolds seems creepy in real life.... IMO... Haha well, not to be creepy, but I watch people before I make friends...I see how people act in different scenarios. I see who's on the top, and who gets picked on. I especially look for the quiet ones. I'm kinda quiet in school myself, as an observer. I don't want a two faced bitch for a friend, so that's why I watch. Not like a creep though... Not like this: I used to assume MyLittlePonyUser14 would mean a little girl too yes this gotta be added! ლ( ლ) He was only fined $3,000? What? What. What. Ive seen a streetview car go down the same street here three times in the past six months, and the actual data available online is still years old Took me a while to realise what was happening and when I did... He fucking threw him on the ground wat I sent him off after I got my Archery maxed. He wandered around Riverwood for another 100 some-odd game time hours until I fast traveled to Riverwood and an Elder Dragon showed up. He must have gotten caught in one of the blasts, because after the fight I looked around and he was dead on one of the roofs . Was it with you? Wat. Step one 'enable unknown sources' Ah. Well that explains things. ಠ_ಠ....... ....=D beat down those who bully...wait... $50/night x 365 still equals too far Yeah, look at all the comments about the actual content It...... Is there...*urine*...in that water bottle... > Sim, a solução é mesmo ainda mais dívidas, mais impostos e um Estado ainda mais pesado. Now the question is, why were YOU outside the local school Champons | I KNOW he likes me. We talked about maybe banging sometime. I just didn't realize he, at best, thinks we're going to end up together someday or at worst wants to kill my boyfriend and wear his skin to get me to love him Since moving from Ireland to London, I've noticed a massive pet peeve is when people who are walking right in front of me just stop. I imagine the government imposing mandatory shock collars for street-stoppers in London, and I'm okay with it. Know what's worse? Jeans with rivets in the back pockets too. I suspect your boyfriend may not be the drunk one. Dog is do not give a fuck Going to your room to do WHAT exactly? ... ... i dont even.. .. wat Is that a delta zeta on the bottom... If so, I may know her I thought you were joking... I thought you were fucking joking... As a female from Tucson, That meme says that he's a killer of innocent people. I'm not sure when this occurred. Im confused.... "The Mütter Museum is best known for the Hyrtl Skull Collection and other anatomical specimens including a nine-foot-long human colon that contained over 40 pounds of fecal matter which originally came from a sideshow act called the human Balloon." 5 minutes of my life was just wasted attempting to switch the direction of this dumb bitch. Yes ... ... the hat. Leaf Pokemon... every time with the Doritos story... Why? You *want* children harmed? Here, copy paste this! :D USA! USA! ಠಠ ಠಠ You named your penis "Shame"? And depending on your age, you may yet again. From my current experience, you use books in elementary and middle, a tiny bit for high school, then in college you need to make use of the internet almost exclusively, other than actual textbooks. Then you hit grad school, and everything you need is too specialized for the internet, so you end up digging through the library again. I'm starting to think this is something I should try Is that an altar? I cant put this in either /r/WoW or /r/anime stop downvoting me What the actual fuck "SureExposure cannot guarantee the image quality for this exam with the current settings" Self promotion at the end of the video half as long as the clip i dont like you LabView? Isn't that the language for EEs who think they can program? That is cool :D sadly the subreddit gay isn't very active, you should probably cross-post for more views. Thissss Aww put it back Thank you for the info...and I appreciate the fags who downvoted me just for askin...thanks I've been had Well look, if NBC is buying it from mouse rat for $12, how are they gonna turn a profit from it otherwise? Think, you guys. Scanning substrate rape button ? ? She... she's 15 I dont like farming if I can't last hit damn minions 2 letters... > Something on television is fake? I have no idea if aweful is spelled without that e. You are giving sidevotes away?? My friend says that... He's in 7th grade. This reminds me of the time I saw a baby loon get separated from its mother and eaten by a snapping turtle. Alright but don't let it happen again. Yeah im sure hes just holding a dead puppy. The dog owns the don't give a fuck? This sounds serious... Same here. It's a lot of woman-focused action (duh!) Not gagging on a penis for 12 minutes or clit slapping Racquetball game...they HIT it off... Why am I kinda turned on by cartoons? He didn't even mention any other ski area, but you did. *giving* bukkake? Not sure if she counts as grammar teacher or grammar nazi. Your people just want an acknowledgement? When people suggest ideas to me, they always offer to split the money 50/50. I thought it was going to be when you go to jam, someone notices you are setting up more than a 4 piece with a couple of cymbals and says "oh, you're a prog drummer?" Well, I dunno... This past Wednesday at the grocery store, my cashier held up my bag of potatoes and asked, "The hell are these things?" What are you trying to say Ah yes, the England only Britain You take that back. Except their disaster added a win Shut your mouth. I just watched that get deleted... So is this true? Yes, free speech was always a right for Boston residents, in no form has it ever been taken away by any government. Downvoted for "Legos" ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Where are dem CAPS? Sticking a q-tip in my ear triggers my gag reflex. The doctor thinks i'm retarded when I start gagging while she examines the inside of my ears Does anyone have a link to the face smiling gif? redditor for 2 hours. I had never heard it so I youtubed it. People ASK you to play that!? I was thinking more along the lines of an old lady needing to make sure her meds are able to be purchased, or a single mother or 2 needing food. But sure crack is fine too I guess No way. You ruined my joke, thanks. I always get really depressed when dealers have a lot of cresties with nub tails. One time I asked a breeder who had literally dozens of tailless what happened. She was all "Oh, sometimes they just pop off" Are you an avid testicle watcher? Mother of god......how did his hair grow back that fast FALSE, The swiss flag is quadratic. You got it wrong. I said "**ARE YOU AN AVID TESTICLE WATCHER? **" I find that when male cats do this...they very often are working on a little red rocket too... Yea lets just assume that a vegan choses to eat a meat burger, seems likely. Mine shrinks like 3 inches. *From the flacid state.* CUZ IN TEH EYES OF LE FRENCHY THIS IS TRES Iced Cappuccinos. Should be an icepick, not a bread knife No yard to hose her in with the apartment White trash scum bags at Walmart. Yeah, he goofed up those quotation marks. And Joe shouldn't be a name, just look at that spelling Can you only get them if you went to worlds? Ignorance, i spell thy name... No one is buying 1600 friends, you got a couple too many zeroes there I feel bad for our guys on Defense, they go out, do a stellar job, pick Brady twice, give the offense a chance to get back in this game, and what does the offense do? 3 punts and a turnover this half. And there is still time for more punts =( Hey great work taking credit for some actual artists work there! Name your kid Travis... He'll either be gay or a douche. Win win. Maybe it's from the future And the Seahawks cover Your username does lot comply with that sentence I don't understand Americans. You're doing it wrong Muhammad is displeased -Wait, do all emoticons look like Muhammad? (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ 15?! [SPOILER] This one better not blow up. ~~Seems like the audio issues are with the MLBtv stream. Nothing I can do on my end. ~~ Scratch that, it's fixed. Here you go giving advice again. My first time? I got caught ... By the cops.... I was very confused until I realized you can't be in the BCS rankings with a post-season ban . Umm, yes, I can totally see somebody going on the highway at 75mph and only then deciding to turn the car on. Damnit, years of scrambled porn conditioned me into getting a boner from this . They look homemade. Carl has like a funnel on his... Seeing a lot of newbies posting to and reading this subreddit and then you suggesting `sudo -i`, I have to say: nope ... EDIT: ~~I take it back ~~ I've started noticing people placing there hand over there heart during God Bless America. wat. You used "actual" wrong. She fed gravy to a baby. Gravy. There are several things wrong with this comment. Yay blurry-post. ** ** (MAKING IT BOLD MAKES IT FUNNIER LOLOLOLOLOL) Yes. I hope the cesarean didn't actually take place at home I'm really curious how the plastic spoke protector got installed on a single speed bicycle......ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ The white one is totally giving a look! And the shiba has that classic dog confusion look! I've asked out two guys, but I got friend zoned by both of them. [](/foreveralone) Not a surprise - that article shows they wanted gas chambers to euthanise "unfit" (inferior) citizens from 1911 and just poisoned people instead since the chambers would be unpopular for a while. question 4. and 8. wedding vows mean nothing these days. > How can I put this politely? Average people are lucky to understand how to use the web browser on a PC. The gaps to building novel bitcoin usage chains involve coding skills which rival patching the Linux kernel. Really? That's not a normal ordinary every-day plane?!?! Holy shit... I almost missed that it's a spaceshuttle. Thanks for pointing that out. From this angle it almost looks like a Sesna. While saying she's not going to get her killed. is that a male katarina beside the cute caster minion cosplayer..... Dude. Some barrier my girlfriend and I have just snapped a while back, and now every time we shower together I get her like that somehow. It went from "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING OH MY GOD" to . Now I try to be sneaky about it, because when she catches me, she grabs my dick and tries to make me piss on my own face. We have zero boundaries. It's pretty awesome. Not sure if it counts, but I'd bring out Kingdom Hearts 3. I've spend a good portion of my life waiting for that game to come out. Married to Justin Bieber I'm not sure whether to lol or to Those are the thickest nipples I've ever seen , so fucking hot. ** ** ...weird place to put a smiley face. She is very lucky those were nice people... They taste like blood Get the hell out of here! Don't you know that we put them on *trains*? "Christ fills me with his holy spirit..... It's such a warm feeling" Incest is my little fetish. That... And light blue hair . Damn can't believe I'm being downvoted for stating my opinion...no wait yes I can because this is reddit. I bet you're all gonna say you like Chevys too The mom ass fucking part or the other part? Just to play devils advocate here. . . If they sell cell phones, their target audience probably isn't going to be visiting them from mobile I'm not sure if I read that wrong, but we do indeed piss out of our dicks. Yeah, how is this WTF? "Oh no! The joey is all sexual and stuff." Idiot me left it on for hours in a pile of blankets. Nice username. What? I tried. is still 'best friends' with their ex milk powder You better be careful about what you say. It might not be taken kindly to round these parts. But if you dare, then bring it on ლ( ლ) Our strategy is to draft "accent to a running offense" QBs at #5 in the draft? this "type" of music? Take a look at OP's post history. All this user does is repost stuff without using a repost tag or an xpost tag You're always reposting right after the creator posts it. I'll take one, as long as you damn well apologize for calling me a hipster I just got the fourth badge about 15 minutes ago using only a level 32 Servine. You are going to make Elesa's head spin. Who cries when they're sick? Dry AND greasy Prolly KP. I have a galaxy s 2. Before going to nova launcher prime my phone was being shit. I highly recommend you make that your launcher. The crashing, freezing, etc has been vastly improved. I've also reset my phone and paid extra attention as to how my phone was acting as I added new apps. I caught a few apps that were actually messing with my phone.if you haven't rooted you could try that too. I just hope you haven't received a bad phone Eve's early is shit Islam also teaches that Adam was 90 feet tall. Yum fluoride. Keeps me passive and docile..... Sad thing this was posted yesterday, not a week from today or a month. Yesterday At my previous job, I'd always bring up snow cone machines and cotton candy makers during my yearly reviews when asked what I wanted. It was a running joke. A running joke until I told them the reason I was putting in my resignation was because of the lack of snow cones and cotton candy. An ex posted indirect statuses about me. I commented and announced to everyone I was the person he was talking about and rather than being an adult and discussing his problems with me, he aired them on facebook like a preteen. *Whooo!* That went over well with his friends. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ He didn't mention if he was a public defender so that's why I asked. It's not just about printing silly advice, it's about making it socially unacceptable to be ridiculously overweight. If that we're the case, people would be more inclined to lead a healthier lifestyle. "...spread you ass hole so it gapes" I wanna become a cop one day I meet none of the criteria, except having a desire to partake in a Mario party 2 sleepover. 8 ball? Man i'm jealous. Its been far too long...... Ah, you want to put error bars on the assembly. This is an excellent question! When I was working in the biz (it's been a decade) they just plain didn't or if they did it was just pure hand-waving. , I'm looking at you Prof. I Worked For. Mostly what they did was try and get corroborating evidence from other known sequences and other cuts of the same DNA making another jigsaw puzzle of the same DNA. It was all very foo-foo IMHO but I was a lowly programmer/tech and the Ph.Ds seemed OK with it. Running something twice with different data is better but the algorithm or it's implementation could still have issues. >Vee mus not legh tzem knooow! you can feel bass from your headphones in your chest? *fewer and fewer people... Pioneer Park in San Diego. they never removed the bodies too. It's a freaking cemetery with a playground on top! Good for them for at least warning you. They don't offer that courtesy in the deep south. Indeed, I respect your opinion. I haven't eaten there drunk as fuck yet so maybe I will revise my previous opinion (which still got downvoted ) after I do this. At least he didn't molest poodles It's seen some shit, man. It's seen some shit. Woah, I wrote this freaking long parragraph and after posting it I actually read the question correctly, and it had almost nothing to do with what I wrote.. sorry for that~ Do you often take pics of hot girls to show your friends? "Sniffing around" Forgive me for pointing it out, but i dont think misty wore a bra or at least not a black one. But i doubt they sell bras in that shade of neon yellow anyway. Other then that, pretty decent. Hair could be a bit lighter. 8/10! "Women! Don't have sex before marriage 'cause it's a sin! Oh? You need virgins to rape? Have my daughters! Don't worry, god said it's cool." A little to crisp for my taste ! Ya 50 billion is literally 1 billion times more than 1.2 billion. I did? Don't you mean hurricane blowjob? why does his ass open upwards That's a chimpanzee. Male bi myself with a preference for girls. I had a very similar experience once when sexuality came up in a discussion and I mentioned that I am bi. The "out-and-proud" gay procedes to drop into a rant claiming that I'm a coward and that I use the bi label to have a foot in the closet in case I decide to go back into it (wait wat ) We need to start farming together again Yeah... :D hilarious but ##^^ But I'm on my iPod so I have something that lets me put in custom characters on a fifth row... St-Pierre & Condit are all, like, I'm not even within the 3 year category out here. There is nothing at all in the western suburbs, it's completely blank. Starting to think Turnbull has a point about how this is being rolled out. .. What the fuck did I just see? Gem Gem Gem Gem Gem Gem You're not helping Not sure if joking... Something tells me that he doesn't So did your ex... maybe... possibly... What if being your friend makes me lose precious karma? (c) Facebook this makes me want to go get a cat scan or something You mean to tell me, we see 50 shades of gray? You're speaking for other comedians now....ok didn't know you was a spokes person for them or could read minds. I read what you wrote and your assuming they are saying these thing and they haven't so that point is irrelevant. Your attitude is negative with no foundation. You don't have nothing to stand for, I've heard negative comedians but they are funny because they have a ground to stand on but you're not that way it's all negative in you comments but I haven't seem a tape of you to really confirm this and your assuming I'll bash you even when you just stated I maybe too nice. It's nice to see that your logic doesn't contradicts it's self. I don't want you to do anything you don't want to, you don't like Katt that's fine but you saying false things about anyone I'll have to step in and clear what you don't know from what I know to be true but you keep saying lies about someone you don't even like. I can say negative true things about people but that gets nobody anywhere. You're bringing up subjects that have nothing to do with the conversation and they aren't even analogies or even relevant to the conversation. You can bring up those subjects but is this the right place for that? We are talking about comics but you bring this and that in the mix that makes no sense. I'm separating what you lie on with the truth and it's like your mad at that and I don't understand. You said a few comment someone said a great comic talks about world issues and some other jazz and I said Katt had all of that in his latest special but you dismiss it saying he's still a bad comedian. Is that really smart of you to say? I mean people do change and it's not like he's been releasing comedy DVDs every month or every other year. You don't know what your talking about if you've never seen it. It's like talking to a blind man and trying to describe yellow. You wouldn't understand until you see it but you refuse and we begin in this cycle where you come up with points that you start off good but end up with a weak product and continues to do t again and again. It isn't smart to talk about squares if you've never seen the shape only to hear it has four sides. So dig through another brick of logic if you want. Peace. ಠ ಠ "The image you are requesting does not exist or is no longer available!!!" always scream that Gabe is overweight, and we are the 5th grade. A fly with spray flavor that might intoxicate the poor little spider... Too true, I was in Newquay for 23 years! Then you shouldn't be on reddit while working My bad. I didn't look closely enough on the picture. Shame on me Is that seriously what they teach... Close enough I could only say it in an Irish accent,.. And I'm Australian... Ok, which one of you Redditors made this . I had to unsubscribe from /r/aww and now my haven has been breached? щ(ಠ益ಠщ) Sidebar? And penetrating...... And stimulating........ Ummm.... Wow... your big bro is watching...always watching Yeah I might just do that. My only concern is that I've been at an internship since June and I've eaten out for the vast majority of my lunches (cafe at work) and dinners Just because someone is Christian doesn't mean they can't be gay, or not against homosexuality. As a guy with slight OCD, which one of youse isn't up voting all 3? That's a picture of your poop. Sweet shit stains bro. Decker. He seems to get laid a lot though I like how Canada usually gets a pass when it comes to Race. I know that the stereotypes for Canada are not accurate everywhere. You have the same problems we do. Especially inner city bar fights and drunk racists. I am watching you Canada. Come on. You don't find pewdie funny, okay, cool. That's fine. Not everyone in the world has to be a bro. You think pewdie's videos have no effort in them? Alright, that's your opinion. YOURS. Don't come here to tell us that the things WE enjoy are mediocre or bad or stupid. Why do we have to change what we like because you, some random internet guy, tell us that? Sorry, but I'm my own person and I'm pretty sure I can decide what I like and dislike on my own you can feel the love and bonding.... I have it happen all the time in my Biology class. You're an idiot if you think this is over. No, actually. No, it was not. It was not random. It was not random at all. "I's" Does any one else think that i nailed it and am doing it right? [craft.jpg] Have an upvote. AND MY AXE! This kills the axe meme. To the front page with you! This. Wow. I don't believe I made to the front page! I'd like to thank god. There's no proof that fairies don't exist either - do you believe in them too? Carl Sagan said it best [Carl.jpg] Repost Not sure if Repost or haven't seen it before [fry.jpg]. If it's a Repost, just use the downvote button! IDIOT! That's what they are their for. I hate being this guy, but you used the wrong 'there'. Irony. Came here to post this. That is NOT irony! Look it up FFS! It's shit like this. Absolutely agree with Sagan. Fuck everything about this! Fuck all the things!!! No, that's an object, I think you mean Rings. No, that's a band of metal, I think you mean Sings. C-C-C-Combo Breaker!! In Soviet Russia things fuck you. go on... That post was almost as bad as Justin Bieber and Rebecca black combined. Louis CK hit the nail on the head with this one [Louis.jpg] Stop posting pics of Louis CK with text! He would hate it! He should have posted in [1] /r/only10subscribers anyway. Neither, Chuck Tesla. You got that from /b/ And /b/ got it from Reddit. Nice try, M. Night Shyamalanan. Your spelling is wrong. I quit life. AND MY AXE! Another LOTR reference! This thread helps my OCD. This doesn't mean you have OCD! IT JUST MEANS YOU'RE particular!!@! This is what OCD is like: [vid] Wadsworth constant applies. Was expecting to read that and will not leave disappointed. My SO made me an axe for my birthday. Awesome or disappointing? Guythatsaysmyaxe: AND MY AXE! Upvote for relevant username. Member for 4 years! Your day has come! Member for 4 years and only one post - You can't explain that. [BillOReilly.jpg] Good Guy Greg Upvotes relevant username. Scumbag Steve Downvotes relevant usernames. One downvote? SBS is a Hipster. Steve! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU* You just edited your post! Hey everybody! This guys a PHONY! A BIG FAT PHONY! This is why we can't have nice things! I'll just be over here then. [sadkeanu.jpg] Forever Alone. Have an upboat. I wish I had more upvotes to give. Wait...is that a spider in the right hand corner? ENHANCE. Someone setup a GUI interface using visual basic. NOPE NOPE NOPE!! [spiderenhanced.jpg] Kill it with fire! Hey Guys, my girlfriend thinks she's [f]at, can you talk some sense into her? [size0model.jpg] Pic is down. Is she...Over 9000?? 9000kg girlfriend? That brings new meaning to....a tonne of fun. Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! To help everyone out - 9000 kilograms = 19 841.6036 pounds How I feel when someone posts "Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" before me [gif]. No one cares how you feel on an internet site. This is not your internet site! There are millions of visiters and they all like different things. I think this Youtube comment said it best [screngrab.jpg]. Nothing has not happened more than that didn't happen. Yeah, I can tell by the pixels. TIL about pixels from a tv show and posted a Wiki article on it. What the actual fuck!! Look how stupid my friends on facebook are. They know nothing about pixels. [screengrab.jpg] AMA Request: That guy on facebook!! Would anyone be interested in a AMA from that guy on facebook? FFS! Just ask them and if people are interested they will ask questions!!!! Okay. [okayrageface.jpg] Look at my cat in a hat - I rescued it from my neighbor's backyard [meholdingcatnexttomyface.jpg]. I want that hat! Shutupandtakemymoney I don't have a cat to pimp for cakeday karma, so here's an elderly person I know. Happy Cakeday! Am I the only one that hates cats? Yes. You are a unique snowflake. Yes. You are a unique pancake. Yes. You are a unique toothache. Y U NO like cats? huh? Next person that posts 'huh?' gets a visit from this guy. [fatguybeingsick.jpg] I don't even... That's it, the internet is officially over. That's enough internet for today. I'm out. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ Hi r/sex, I'm just wondering if it's normal if you get an erection while licking a table. Of course. Anyone who doesn't like it is a victim of society and is homophobic. (285 upvotes) I'm a cop and love to lick tables. Police abusing cooperating table [vid] That table gotta lawyer up! Lawyer up, hit the gym and delete facebook. Fuck the police. Whoa, we got a badass over here! I love the police. You are the 1%. I don't want to live on this planet anymore. If you hate this planet...Does that mean you've been to another? [philosoraptor.jpg] Imgur mirror [1] Urgh. Is there a Reddit for grownups? These memes are getting sad. C'mon. It was funny! I laughed so hard I spat coffee on my keyboard. I laughed so hard I almost woke my roommate and dog up. In Australia you wake your roommate and dog down. I told my Australian roommate I quit facebook. This was his reaction [gif] This is what Cleverbot has to say about facebook. [screengrab.jpg] I copied what Cleverbot said and said it back to Cleverbot. [screengrab.jpg] Yo dawg, I herd you like Cleverbot so we spoke to Cleverbot with Cleverbot so you read Cleverbot while Cleverbot talks to Cleverbot.. We must go deeper.... That's what she said. I don't always go deeper, but when I do it's in your mother. [interestingman.jpg] TL;DR - The concrete set. It's feet are stuck in my driveway and I now have to feed it daily. Woke up to a phone call from a girl I haven't talked to in months. She wanted to let me know that she gave the police my name, because she thinks I posted some pictures of her as a teenager to the internet, which she had sent to like 10 different guys. She said she had "a feeling" it was me. So she accused me of distribution and possession of child pornography. The kicker: I got rid of the picture she sent me the day she sent it, over four years ago. I used to bring a cucumber and some saltines to eat for lunch most days in high school.. I was too lazy in the mornings to slice it up, so I just ate one whole every day for about a week before I realized why I was getting weird looks (both from the eating it, and from the carrying it around in my bag). You're really trying to trade 3 of the 8 games in the $10 bundle for a $20 game? Totally safe. ಠ_ಠ LOL ಠ_ಠ LOL LOL Wow...I don't know how you put up with it. So yea...what does your name mean? I don't get this at all.... 46 messages. When I told you not to upload this, I meant it. No need to call him a fuck.. C'mon man.. *looks at your user name* who let you on the internet? Eat it, c'mon. It's a dream come true! I should take her driving for 10 hours "Mcdonalds taco Bell" ? He trick did get married at 13. ... Times are a changing So that isn't Shia Labeouf? Farms have parking lots in NJ?? ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ Dat username ...your suggestion is bad and you should feel bad Oh god! just picked up vayne skin this weekend, now she's on sale... No kidding.. Starting to hope for Clipboard Jesus to come in at this point Dragon Slayer here, Dragon Slayer there... That can mean only one thing: Shyvana for sale. Nope /\/\/\ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ/\/\/\ yeah cuz god shook that baby How the fuck is this even possible... Oh god. Immediate scrunchy face. Hah! I have a dog. I named him Shotgun McShooterDick, he's hunting dog. Obviously, The chick came BEFORE the egg . Mystery solved Hey now... thats not how you edit.... gotta admit they should do it more often like every 6 months. Have a guy whos only played 1 game as fiora 7 months ago. *looks at seemingly innocent paper on desk*.. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Great thing for her to choke on too. Fix wut? Wow... we need new episodes. ಗ_ಗ ఠ_ఠ Stairs Really, you actually think China could 'easily' defeat The U.S alone in a land war? hmmm wat. why iz dis here? ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ I... wha... this... they have NAMETAGS, and you can't remember their names Anyone else think the cat's going ? Did nobody else notice where it said human flesh was part of it's diet? Yes, a sub of 15k people is really going to hurt them by ignoring them. I'm so confused why people are saying Felix is an ODST? He only jumped from a third of the way up in the atmosphere, not from space. Plenty of people have done what he's done before. I don't get it Kyle..? Today I heard a new one. "I was legitly so tired." ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ I have a shiny darmanitan that I evolved from daruma. I was so excited about seeing zen mode shiny. BIG DISAPPOINT. I didn't realize that zen mode was a dreamworld ability. So sad. I got a slightly darker red darmanitan whoopdedoo. 16/10... NA server... It is legal! And yes, yes it would. May I ask how you used to get to your inventory prior to this new-found knowledge? ** ** Wow someone down voted your parent comment. Let's see. In your seven months as a redditor, you've submitted 19 times. Sixteen of these are comments, which has garned you an impressive negative 7 karma. Clearly people value your opinion. Of the three times you've posted anything, one of them was a shitty "most interesting man" meme that was promptly ignored; another had the *extremely* creative title of "GORE!" which was also ignored. Oh, and let's not forget "Zombie Walk last weekend Scary as all hell Armageddon Expo Hamilton 2012" Now there's a title. I didn't dub him as a troll, the article did. Trashcan Lars didn't help. worse.snare.sound.ever. Yes this is so right. Everybody in 3rd world countries get free cancer treatment. I have him res-tagged as "never downvoted" I posted this a few days ago The name made me though about Claymore manga I read this as "my now oldest whore"... You guys are creeping me out. NukeZombie looks familiar at least, and I know I've seen your builds before, but yeah. "Annie..." Ugh, first wtf of the day. At what altitude do deer evolve into moose? TIL the Titanic was a real boat lol. What other movies were real omg... Damn, maybe I'm just old. Written by a 14 year old, home schooled girl. It's just a gif of "Fox news is a liberal channel and everyone should know that!" What the duce is going on here? That's funny, considering you *never call her anymore*. After reading that document, I am a little peeved. They are so 'thank goodness for human decency' and 'yay human rights', but I have many aspie friends and they know wrong from right. The dude broke the law . interracial couple... Thats the joke... what the fuck? Since when is it a solo mid's job to win the other lanes? It definitely helps if he contributes to ganks/wards/dust but it's not his responsibility at all to win every lane for the team What the *hell* is an "inn inglisj". I just wish I knew what buds were worth when I started playing TF2 again. I had a pair from when they were first released and ended trading them away for a few random weapons. No stranges, no hats. I think I got a phlog out of it. ¿Specs de las PC? No vayan a salir con que les van a dar Celeron o Athlon Beam rotors. I think we found the origin of Ones a hobby, ones because people are lazy. I see no similarities. Poor Neuer. Germany WTF Half of this video is of him getting ready...and those dishes looked pretty clean to begin with Good job Sweden, but what the fucking fuck. Go fuck yourselves and your shitty attitude. This is pathetic. I'm so pissed right now. I talked to a guy at wal-mart that was buying nicorette. He said he's been chewing it for *five years*. I mentioned it being expensive and he said "well, I'm rich so I don't really care". glad to see what you're doing with your life I always wonder with poop smearers, do they carry around a pre-planned poop smearing device, or do they just emerge from the stall with a handleful of crap and wash it off in the sink? (or carry it proudly home, inhaling deeply. Mmmmm, delicious! ) B bs It is normal DO NOT GET A STEERING WHEEL ADAPTER ...Ego's head would be there, wouldn't it I support the idea of having a military leader in office, and the facepalm I had to perform for this comment was of such epic proportions, there's still bits of stupid smeared against my wall I'm in a hospital. Not cool "It does look like eyes" The exact number, element and configuration of every atom in the entire known universe exactly 20 years 3 months 2 weeks 5 days 2 hours 28 minutes 32 seconds and 243,759,375 nanoseconds ago. Since when did this become common My best friend thought Pennsylvania was south of Texas...And she LIVES in Texas. Oh god, neopets. My mum was at an airport in Malaysia and had a bottle of sunscreen. The airport regulations stated that you cannot take a certain amount of liquid into the plane. She tried to show them that there was barely any sunscreen in there anyway. They still wouldn't let her take it, because there was no reading on the bottle that would tell them how many mLs were in it. So she took a small box and put the liquid into there. After much thought, they decided that now that it was in a small box, she could take the liquid. The original bottle was empty, too, and she asked if she could take it. They agreed Rainmeter. so you leave pee in the toilet after it finishes flushing also,how do YOU know what i am eating on the daily? wat Same. I'm the drummer. There isn't enough in the world to describe this... Perhaps I just wanted to hijack a comment and describe what is funny about the picture. Aintnevergonnastop hijacking, because I'm Evelyn Salt motherf**ker. Fck luv youre body. May i be your reddit stalker?:) Saw this on facebook from a repost previously reposted from 9gag Saw this on facebook from a repost previously reposted from 9gag you should have tried typing it on a first gen ipad. Neither Justin bibber or Nicky minaj are from the us. ( ) What do you mean *you worked in a house*? This has actually happened to me. I am new to pistols and bought an xd9 about two months ago at Cabellas. Several associates warned me to not purchase 9 luger or 9 parabellum because they were for Lugers and "paratrooper weapons" specifically. I've since heard the same thing from several other stores as well like Walmart etc. Where do these myths even get started? Not only do they think Wikipedia is a money driven corporation, but the forbid the use of any .com website. But thanks for the feedback. Damn it. I clicked that during a lecture with people behind me. *twitch* "Louis I hate you. Louis I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. Louis. Louis I hate you. Louis I hate you. I hate you, Louis. I hate you." That's all I could focus on. Is this how everybody on roller coasters sound, and at the moment, we just aren't aware of how obnoxious we're being? Oh look, Obama just talked about it also..... A bear is approaching two little boys... GET THE CAMERA! you are right, we shouldn't have a mental chemical imbalance... also the world is such a wonderful place right now why would anyone feel depressed. > The flairs on some of the members of that community are so... delightful What.. Is that from?.. I hate seeing things like this because it lets me know just how much I'm getting ripped off at $18 for star plastic. Please stay happy with him all year. I don't like what happens when people talk about Coughlin's job being on the line. Corrupted Xerath All that work into this feat of engineering and you can't even spell "engine" "Lake Solsthseim" Or at least make then know what they are talking about. I don't think she even played it. She said that " Nintendo and Gamefreak didn't Evan add any new pokemon this time around. Another strange choice for a supposed sequel. Tepig,Purrloun,Drilbur,and Minncino and many others have simple designs that are obviously in the real world. Nothing like rattata or psyduck." . She then continues to say that all pokemon fans are starting to complain about this game and how much of a let down it is." Oh, for combos, Firemind is easily better. But standalone, Dracogenius tops it. That said, I use both in my EDH deck (neither as General, however). A guy in my playgroup at my LGS uses Firemind (and all three infinite combos ) as General, and Dracogenius is just in the deck for shits and giggles. Yeah, I just saw that too. when i took the test all i had to do was just to move forward and reverse in an open area. I think your username has to do something with it **Dat** username. He didn't even address the question of pay equality. Instead, he said women should be able to have flexible schedules so they can get home in time to cook dinner... is literally known as "look of disapproval." How's that not supposed to make me feel bad? Pretty sure that shrimp is a key ingredient in ceviche No. reddit_md does not approve. Ermahgerd le fffffuuuuuu omg rage face I...... Why did i even.. I usually just stare. . Hey, theres no toy in here! At drivers ed, I was taught that "the answer to any question with a choice of 'all of the above' is 'all of the above', unless the question is about parking." ಠ_ಠ..... I don't... ..... Why? Totally read that as "spot-shaving" and wondered what the fuck I missed on Reddit today. As if there is a specific spot or place that people gather together at to shave themselves. And what the fuck is "it" you feel afterwards? O rly It's listed in the online Help section of the game... All you had to do was look for it. Took me less than 10 seconds to find on my own. That movie is straight ridiculous. At one point he's trapped in a cell with lobsters moving in to maim him, except he scares them away with melted butter. Hmmm..... I think it was, actually. When people ask me how I enjoyed going to Western Virginia... Grass/Grass... Is redditor for one hour. Has one third the amount of karma I've received over three years. I FUCKING HATED THOSE THINGS I.feel.your.pain. That would have been an awesome coincidence! And then they are all like " hey guess what? That new legendary pokemo you guys like? Yeah it came from a meteorite and it eats humans!" fuck you too Kyruem Oh good. I saw the gif at the end of the album and though you fed it to kids before identifying it... I was all like Mine had a "gray Johnson" running on it. Not Gary.... I do not approve. It's obviously sarcasm... Am I the only one that thinks that sounds like some sort of pork soup? "Swimming Piglets" Californians might react like , but we don't have tornadoes or hurricanes to deal with like the rest of the country. Risky click I'm Psychic Psychic I'm psychic/psychic Never, ever, stick your dick in crazy... \m/ Yeah...report your friend... Seems legit. mentally handicapped....special mug... And I'm just sitting here waiting for the black boxes to turn into images for like 3 minutes... Ground/grass Use to live @ IMT in wells branch. for sure could have been some of my neighbors. I want this in 1440x900 And then comes SWTOR with its "And then later you failed and died," backstory. Tea bag related activities... This link is already purple. A couple of days beforehand is usually about right... ? .. I've seen you somewhere before ლ( ლ) That title. That formatting. That was not my intent ... but i'll take it. No. I'm concerned about "DAWW! Duck feeds turtles!" This stops right here. Not another word. People are going to start thinking you guys are alt accounts of mine NEVER forget But it's gone up wtf ms It is also the right stick. That's right, a somewhat obscure, state-based action is mapped to two buttons. I'd love it if stuff like this from the new DLC had some sort of spoiler alert on it :L For us without the DLC Please stop saying "Johnny Football" Duke wins easily My favorite movie has my least favorite image of Dafoe. Water/Fighting which gives me Poliwrath and... Keldeo... The Unicorn Pokémon... That's not funny this belongs in r/imgoingtohellforthis. Because some of us use those programs to check their answers instead of not doing the work. No worries, I'm sure he'll find a welcoming subreddit on here... "end of the world" birthday twins? Dude, that whole theme was AWESOME! My grandma bought that and one of the Aquazone sets for me and my cousin to play with at her house. The next time I went over there, she'd given them away to someone else. Someday I will have the entire Aqua-x collection! Tiny teeth always creep me out! To get a picture with Hallie Todd ("Lal") cost $5 more than getting a picture with Gul Dukat.... No it didn't. ...is that Augra sitting next to him? I went to my single mother's house for the debate and when she heard that she said, "See there? Your asshole father causes gun violence." China=Kung Fu But the rest of us have to spend a lot longer in it than you... I'm confused. Why are people agreeing with you but disagreeing with me when we're qualifying the same point? We're not in Finland.. No spooky Bewitched Lux skin this year? You! I think my face is stuck like this now > Because they're a women's institute, they're untrustworthy? Did you really just say that and not realize how incredibly and offensively messed up that comment is? Ranked 5v5 game gold elo Am I the only one that looked straight at the crotch first? You're fucking mean. Just put at the top of the paper You're browsing Reddit while at Epcot? Some people really don't know how to close games What is this? Get back to work, Killer Robot. No, just no It is not my logic, it is a reference to a well known joke from bill maher. Please try to get around to killing yourself once you are finished removing your foot from your mouth. And please don't respond back to this, I have had my fill of Internet morons for the day. If you jump around after sex, you won't get pregnant. I liked the part where this is terrifying but the NSA somehow isn't..... It was already purple Now get off my case I liked danaofdoom's YOU SHALL NOT PASS suggestion. My own idea is to underline the word-for-word quotes and draw: , FACEPALM, or the like (preferably a variety). If you *do* like some (original) aspects of his paper, write: megusta. Write the most upvoted reply to his copied bits on the paper. Then, at the end, draw " " on his paper Or just circle the offending line and point a at it. Attack of the Eye Creatures Just...wat... Yeah, it's so much funnier when you know there's mortal danger involved. I was told steel cased ammo damages their backstop... First thing that came to mind. haha, there is no such thing as the deep web In 6th grade there was a rumor going around for a while that I was homeschooled. Feminazi - because women wanting to be equal is the same as genocide. "Here is a party hat drop party". When they were clearly selling them. >le "Cutest asshole in the world" Only the Spanish cards... Subtle, guys, real subtle... Obligatory look of disapproval >ಠ_ಠ ^ Another cupcake post Username If this had been Abbott, we'd have a front page full of memes about it by now. If this is the video I think it is.... This is death to my ear drums. Shame on you. The comments section on *anything,* oh god. Just tell him be original you horse sized duck and finish with a set of these . way to go and enforce stereotypes... Level 65, 47 hp. Magikarp? "More r/GayKink" I really hope that's not true Way too strict then. Just think... Enemy has a Uav up, you flank them, stop sprinting to raise your sights and open fire... Suddenly they get a blip and 4 would-have-been-your-multi-kill guys turn around and kill you before you've even managed to take out two. Come on guys, give a guy a break! Boozer just wants to start a cheerleading squad with Ronnie Turiaf You're not cute. Nothing problematic about that view at all . i dont quite understand why you have the game then... its easy enough to know that you wont like it... yet you still seem to own it... not only that, but you seem to have taken time to play it and make something in the game that you posted... what? "link's sword" Skeet has a peter on his face Do **NOT** use hash tags here That was Epic! Shipped by: UPS SurePost. For all we know, we know nothing. we are presumptuous, and excitable. 99.9 + .01 = 99.91 But... You used "actual" incorrectly... It's good AWildSketchAppeared isn't here to draw this. How dare Die Antwoord get posted by multiple people to different subreddits. It's absolutely fucked up that they're becoming increasingly popular. Incest In Canada, we're taught that during the War of 1812, Canadians fought back Americans who invaded us, all the way south to the White House and burned it down. Apparently, in America, War of 1812 was between the Americans and the Brits ( ) who invaded them... Absolutely no mention of the Canadian ass-kicking Source? Wild claims with no evidence are worthless. Bridezillas... Excuse me while I myself. Renders..... My middle school did a drill once about hazardous material in the area. My teacher duct-taped the door cracks and said that we should be fine if we have plants inside each classroom .... The worst part is that this isn't even in the top 10 comments Is that a lollipop sticking out almost towards the end ??? Have you ever seen a magic dog walking down the street? I'm gonna let Alien Blue do the work here: ...or nursery. They are saying that the film is safer then the pill because its individually wrapped. However if most suboxone users are like me they don't take an entire 8mg strip at one time. I break mine into 4 or more pieces and take it over the course of the day. Once I open the film I have no where to put the left over pieces other then an old medicine bottle. So in the end it makes no difference and has nothing to do with protecting the children but everything to do with protecting their profits. Go Huskers. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^^ಠ_ಠ^^^ 3/31 ashe with 181cs Too true. My husband actually started a group on facebook called "Help Me Convince My Wife To Let Me Drink Ice Water". People actually joined. Was about to beg to differ but then remembered that playoffs aren't something we'll have to worry about anytime soon lol auto correct hates me too. Just the other day I was writting someone a message trying to say "What" and it changed it to "Whineburger" wtf is whineburger?!?! I'm not convinced that this is a girl. I read it as Rob orally... had a serious moment. Are you carrying any fruits or vegetables with you? $40???? Shit man, pay it and count your lucky stars. I got nicked in Sydney for parking too close to the corner and it was a $245 fine. Aussie dollars... And rest assured that as its a Steiff it will cost you a shit-ton of money - even more if it's a limited edition which is likely But then who is going to watch the watchmen if you're persuading everyone not to? Seriously, some people just want to watch the world burn. This would barely do well in /r/funny Ah my school's apple required the same. Never heard the # nomenclature, TIL. Remember having to stop in a game and flip? I always imagined that chastity belts to be locked in some manner and not this vision of metal teeth of death! I get the same story from mine *Justified* oh for HIM you would. Get to work .. Your username Actually, on Fremont street people dress up as all sorts of characters to get money. They usually end up drunk from tourists though. I live in Vegas and when my buddy from Spokane came down we headed to Fremont street. Never again. 600px × 450px I see what you did there.... Ah hah haaaa.....no He writing on the wrong side of the disc DP? yeah, i see those porno subreddits. Traiasca legiunea si capitanul! In typical rng fashion I still haven't found shit Why was this down voted Are you saying you DON'T like tag team main events? ლ( ლ) Garrison Kiehler How many PMs have you gotten from this post? I scream. *You* scream. We *all* scream for ice cream. Sweet, but are those painted tailpipes? I actually almost started crying when I realized all the things I would've missed if I was in a coma for a long time. Think about it. I may of actually cried when I remembered all the blue links I wouldn't have clicked, on reddit, over the years You know he's looking out the back of the car. My windshield doesn't have lines on it. You drive forward. TIL straight men don't have to worry AIDS So what you are saying is we should have voted for John Kerry? i'm sorry, but most of it is horrible advice. Long boarding fag And really nasty. I find fake boobs really disturbing. My friend's father is sanitary surveillance inspector. One day my friend told me his father found a cockroach inside the blender of a cheap restaurant I used to eat. Well, I still eat there a . "Germany's Who Wants to be a Millionaire " He did ask for it. That better be a pun, mister! I remember being offered money to actually do their laundry. They were desperate enough to pay me $5 a load. All right fine. So not only is it staged with a friend, but you admit you made the sign? If it's chilly out why is she wearing short shorts and a tank top? looks like he's heel striking to me ... There seems to be a lot of "you could help her out by performing oral/toys/etc." in this thread and "have you considered that you may be unfit?". Sometimes you just want to rest and have nothing to do with sex at all. That is totally great! If you are not in the mood, you are not in the mood. If she is and you are not, tough shit. Pleasing each other in different ways is fun, but it is not mandatory if you are simply not interested. That can be just as tiring, if not more. Imagine if it were the other way around: Oh, ladies, you are not interested in sex? Well just give your man unlimited blowjobs! Dat double standard. No. You argue like this too? Dear god i hope not. The comments on Youtube. TL;DR - > But instead of farts, it's sexualised pictures of children dog ovaries and other samples You better get your ass to the victory centers and make some calls. It aint over till Nov 6th So your dentist does WHAT exactly? She's like 15 wait, i get it........the turtle is looking at me. how simple of me to think this wasn't funny "Do you have indoor plumbing!?" - I'm from Alabama, and more than one person has asked me this This science doesn't sound shitty enough Err, did you just ignore the two Surahs I gave you (which .... last I checked were part of the Qu'ran)? ...Thanks for letting me know How can you have more than 16 pots on a mule with one vault? they don't exist... For all the meanies, yes people do live in the Dakotas. There are dozens of us. Vodka, martini > lager Funny? Wat.... National Young Lap Dance performers? I told you not to ask me that. yes Movies and snacks, they're called movie theatres But the humidity does wonders for your skin fire/fighting What country is this application from? Which is ironic, because that percentage was probably made up. Which further confirms it.... And then she's got eyes instead of nipples... So...lemme get this straight. If it knew the trainer's lifespan, it will cry because IT have to live with trainer until it die? Or...what? Try typing Mohammed :p I thought you were talking about eating brainless humans at first Acceptable murders ... ok... Other than that (no such thing ) you are absolutely right . dude Hey. Thats OUR word. You may call us the previously living. Only 15% chance to block? what are you implying? "overpopulated" So, I let go. Watching you. I'm a straight male..... Damnit, now I need to get a cat so I can name it Mew How expensive is ketchup that people are counterfitting it? Ohhhhhh I bet it was a diner. Those crazy waitresses are always refilling the bottles ... Keif trench how can I not enjoy! :D toke on! Gah we got it back YES!!!!!!!! NOW COMPLETE THE PASSES!!!! Really? Hmm thanks for that. Secret... Satan..? Why is he driving backwards? Lost it at "gooch-stabbing". Seahawks fan here.... THANK YOU FOR LUBING OUR GLOVES PREGAME! You fucked us good. Gotta love Gore! Hope he recovers. To play virtual console/Wii games you must boot up in Wii Mode, which will only run at 480p . It is completely detached from the Wii U OS. So I think it's fair to assume that you can't play any virtual console games using Wii U only controllers. It seems like the Virtual console shop will only be available in Wii mode as well while the Wii U mode will have an e-shop of it's own for Wii U specific DLC and games. I down vote comments that start with so. It looks like you're shitting a space alien pod... Yeah, especially that one. What if those weapon skins can be only acquired by opening the black lion chest that you get during halloween time period? buttsharpies.. Why do you seem happy about that? Lol I dont think I would answer the phone if it rang and was a creepy ringtone instead of just my normal ring tone...wouldnt you just be like ...NO... What a fool... Because they don't speak English and French in Canada in practice, right? right, well shoot me silly looks all you want, but French speakers are quite sparse outside of Quebec. There are French-speaking communities in Ont, NB and Manitoba and I'm sure other provinces, but good luck finding people who speak French outside of these communities. anyway, what the fuck do I know, right? Did you just nitpick me on my point about how people nitpick details when the point is more important ? Oh, this happen on my day of birth... Um... Yeah, now what? This is not okay Yeah we'll you're just executed. I love your spongebob slippers - where did you get these? Keep up the momentum. Life can throw curve balls, especially with weight issues. Amazing transform. Are you entirely sure you weren't platooning with someone? Outside of a platoon, I have never been in a tier 10 battle with my Type 59. One of your "friends" has a messege baddies every game My Little Pony credits yes SNL go look for it........ everytime this gif comes up You have unlimited tabs in google chrome,...but you can't set it as the default browser So it's like I said? I present you officer Rosalita, kill you and then clean you. I'll admit, this is my first time seeing them in diamond form. Whenever I had Lamictal they were always round and thus much easier to swallow... seriously though, who thought that diamond shaped pills was a good idea? why did you start with a small boner? Http://www.squattypotty.com Watch it. Most people above the age of 14 wouldn't look for sexual innuendo in everything they see. not even remotely wtf I'm afraid. And woolies is a rip off shop somewhere eslse How is stonerbama not a established meme? damn, if sonas boobs were as squishy as herself... yeah, Maxine's has all kinda signs out front that say "NO ONE UNDER 21 BECAUSE HEALTH DEPARTMENT" or some shit. It's the same in Indiana, too Great picture... But, did you really need to instagram it? Oh ok. Nevermind then. You should always listen to commercials. Buy everything they tell you to, and do not question them.... otherwise, the communists win. Reddit is supposed to be a place where everyone is kind and we say only nice things. WTF GUYS When I watched the United States once I just got embarrassed. I was like yeah that's how my country is. Crap. Says the guy who has posted one, single link to r/scotland, the 'self' one demanding no more links to stv, and who has contributed a grand total of three links to reddit in the space of four months. You know, I never thought I'd say this but. This needs more tentacles. 709.......... Highly recommend that guide though, last level is pure luck OP has less than 150 link karma... I was told to imagine violently murdering your stallmates, which I've been doing, and now you've made me feel like a psychopath. You're calling teleport master yi a gimmick? Came here to say this, and only this. How'd you read my mind? Yeah I wish she would have just cut to the chase with it... I didn't need to see her handle a hanger that was up her clogged, dirty toilet Ur.....ur..... I start there Nov 12th "This is hilarious. Made me burst.. " /\\( )/\ Psycho. Where does it end and where does it start Water? I'm now a criminal. And now I have to watch Sphere. My mom and dad both work for the post office. They've even taken over Lake Michigan Still waiting on my Saint to get here. Guess they won't ship it until the Volt I ordered with it is released. Well I'm using iPad too and it was pretty easy. Sorry for tryin to help Geez. On behalf of men I am indeed sorry IE.... Why not? I'm sorry, sometimes? YAY!!!! Full sized candy!... wrappers?... filled with raisins??? You don't? The gods of reddit are dissapointed. I hope you don't mean high school geometry... At this rate r/leagueoflegends will become a carbon copy of GD but with more memes and puns and riot pls and . Oh and don't forget being downvoted for truths that people don't want to hear. "Rengar is OP" = downvoted. Heh, i just realized that's because you just submitted like 300 of them. You have such a creative mind "had of" Oh my god! Put that thing away bro! Don't forget that he wanted an "open-marriage"... because *that* qualifies as traditional marriage You would say "my girlfriend was being such a pain in the ass today! Why does it always take her half an hour to decide where to have dinner!?" to your girlfriend? Looking at the front of that car the only thing I can think of is Why the hell are people downvoting you for honestly not knowing. I've got the Ultraship 35, and broke the top platter. MyWeigh's customer server has not been that helpful in selling me a replacement. Otherwise a nice scale. ಠ_ಠ my house was burned down cuz some idiot threw a burning lemon at it. JK it was an orange. lol You haven't yet and now they're on your tumblr ** ** Done this. Also used to put the fill cap on the hood latch. Right until the hood falls and splits the cap. When you start the car after a fill, never put it into gear until you watch the oil pressure light go out. Cinobammanation? Until you lose 900 mp to one jeep....that'd win you the game Yer room is trashed in nearly all the pics. No excuses here. I just said that . If this is Michael then I'm on to you and you don't gotta tell me gently now... Um. Star Wars. I'm afraid they got to psy a long time ago... It's like "oh this meme, I'll just add an Instagram filter to it!" My coworker was going on about how gay and interracial marriage should be illegal. I asked her why, and she told me "because god said so". I followed with "God has nothing to do with the constitution", and she told me that he does, because he wrote it. There is no way this could happen. Ellis has two hats equipped at the same time. Why am I watching something that I can easily do in vlc . Video games and Technology/Gadgets. I always semi-joke that I wouldn't just end it because I can't play on my computer if I'm dead Nah brah. You can have a high F-stop AND a high shutter speed if you use a flash. Get the best of both worlds. Not sure if trolling. I have a Costco membership but they don't have Cottonelle. "**I honestly did not like Amnesiac at all apart from like 4 tracks.**" I see what your trying to do. No Just wanna say that you've handled and composed yourself very well in this, er, debate(?) Found this by scrolling ZombiexperT's comments as he was asking for downvotes on another thread. So yeah... Just wanted to say that I enjoyed reading your retorts. Have an upvote... But just only one! I'm giving him an upvote, just because he was polite and phrased himself eloquently without insulting the OP. He never left the atmosphere. If this is the father i dread to see the Mother. I opened the thumbnail in RES and now hes humping the 2nd top post Well that was money well spent Reddit has helped me appreciate some of the mediocrity of life. Also help me realize how normal my childhood was. How do you eat the bacon then? Still... Erm...no...and what up with imgur? I heard this from my 8th grade class (girls) and my reaction was like.. why are you thinking about dicks.? Cobra owners UNITE...then we will all cry in shame ** ** We could only dress up as Biblical characters. What kind of risks? You watched that in 7th grade? I read this as 'Thank you my stupid friend' i was just like >tfw Christianity is monotheistic... This explains why so many people are calling for a second holocaust and goose-stepping all over town. I did that with my coffee the other day. I poured the sugar in the trash can, and the paper wrapper in my coffee... Honestly whoever did it has to see a doctor, the colour is indicative of bowel cancer and pancreatitis cancer due to lack of enzyme secretion. They need urgent medical diagnosis. Really. I was referring to SR, but even so, Annie Bot will find a way to do it on TT, I promise you that. Yeeeah my thoughts exactly... Screaming and crying in your chambers comes no where near "ordering the raping and strangling of a twelve year old girl." It's silverware rolled in a napkin TIL about cheeking... CHOP shop... My sarcasm is hurting so bad right now, but- do you have any references for that fact? Rastafarian, not Jamaican. How do u. Farm the vault again? I forgot A lot of people copy/paste. Here you go: *glory* goes to hydro5135, subscriber and submitter at /r/whiterights & n*s TIME TO DIE Marie has worn people? Cuntbubble? *** *** Reminds me of Mr. Krabs's eyes. 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( ) My first trip was 1/4 and that was a dangerous almost coma inducing amount I recommend it for everyone I think I saw that too, but the post I saw said it was a type of body modification. Like a surgery where they do this on purpose. Tommy checking out his cousin.... By and large, most people are fine, but the creepers are excessively creepy. No sir, when I asked you to call me in once you'd disrobed and gotten on the table, I didn't mean for you to kneel on the carpet and jerk off. ... Yeah I clicked the wrong sub on alienblue no room for humor apparently in hockey I would also like to know... At least know what to type in google ...says the muggle murderer No it totally works, I only see ಠ_ಠ. You typed it so you can read "Iloveprosthetic4head", but to everyone else it looks like " " I don't know why...I expected more. so much just seemed very RPG. Anyone else feel that way? Not judging...I guess I just had a different event in my mind. Do you have a link for the template? Cant find it anywhere Aw snap I was there I didn't know he was hurt when he walked off I thought harbaugh just told him they were just gonna kneel the clock out and he can get a head start on leaving silly me. My friend mAtt says that often... awesome ლ( ლ) why? Dried scallops. You’re looking at the inside of a Chinese apothecary, which stocks an ungodly variety of dried herbal and “medicinal” homeopathic bullshit. So...what exactly were you hoping for.... 4 whole hours? "WP athletics" = White Power athletics? Yeah because you can be struck by thunder Well, you see, if you open it... You'll see that a retard pioneered the design for ventilation.... At first I thought it was sweet but now I think about that's quite creepy Remove static to make digital recordings from two different analog exactly identical? looks like this little guy has 10 legs? could someone do some explaining? sounds shady.. maybe shes cheating Well good luck with that, after 2,000 years of burning people and justifying almost every immoral law based on zero scientific data, it's no wonder most people look at Christians as bigots and short sighted people. I mean shit, majority of them still reject evolution, which is not up for debate anymore, it's a fact. The only way religion will continue is if it evolves. Because very soon technology and science will be replacing dogma...Oh wait, nvm, you think a magical sky zombie will come down through another dimension and save us all...right... Because bronies are all just automatically sexual deviants, right? That white lighter. Coincidentally, the same can be attributed to the movie with the same title. Not herpes though; more of crabs ...you must be new to the internet... "... still" I know 3 languages and they're still not enough. LOL SO CRAZY. That must explain why I love brunch so much Above what influence. Yeah imagine a body with no abs at all Texas is totally more accepting of your lifestyle. Quarter... ಠ_ಠ. ಠ_ಠ. Is this true? Oh god, what if *I* smell and people have just been too polite? ლ( ლ) I panicked when i saw that price Then I realised it was an actual collection. I'm only 5'9'' and I tell the truth and everyone is like "you're lying you're taller"... That's not you Ooh yes, Liam Neeson's quote in Chinese, that'll be so cool... Not sure if pen island or penis land Oh god, I can't imagine the look on your poor doctor's face when you went for your first Pap smear >we don't need n00dz HIPAA Moonspeak What if it gets wet? I'm not even thinking in a sexual way, I just know if I covered a pair of boxers in sharpie art, it would undoubtedly find a way to leave me with smudgy boxers and a rainbow coloured wang . ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Oh, America.... Wut... *grassy and wanted wear* You realize people can just change their birthday to get one? My 10 year old niece has one. She uses it on her android phone That flair You should step away from Reddit and read a book /r/incest My lord, I wish to be released from my oath to you. Really? A downvote for providing a link? There's a lot of bronie's here I though you said a girl, and I agreed until the barbecuing part... ...... It's a username ..... I'm not CSLewis..... Morphine lives in there . At the end of shift we book it back into a central safe on station, and put our radios in there for safekeeping. this face: " " Okay Romney, easy there. TOM!!!!! Wait, why would you wake up on a Japa-- Thanks for the link. I was training three new hires at work, when one girl asked another where she was originally from. She responded by saying she was from Pakistan. I asked her if she had been there recently, and she said not since she was a little girl. I've recently become obsessed with travel so I responded by saying "you should go back." Apparently all three of my new hires heard that as me telling her to 'go back to her county'. Some people are way too sensitive. 127? 5161. 88777 3.33 I thought he would be another victim of shanahanigans Are you sure about that? Why the hell would there be a staple on a towel.... Congratulations? Honestly what is the point of this post Immortal Technique Song on Desktop. . I hope that's not Dance with the Devil Says he wrote them every day, not sent them every day...... The chick on the Bottem..... She didn't come up with it first. On her own maybe, but look at her other hash tags..... Punchline in the title. Lol opinions . I try but man it's not easy. Last game I first picked Taric because people where calling lanes like crazy. Last pick apparently wanted mid though or something, because I ended up with Le'Blanc alongside me bottom lane. I figured well Taric stun + LB burst might work, but nope, he built AD items (and a Philosopher's stone), last hit like a drunk cow and came in dead last for gold across both teams. I think this is a little *too* well thought out to be funny... And Google isn't you are not the only.. so untill we do: .ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Well thats just like your opinion . Empire was like "Hey guys let's give them Pudge and get 2 Hand of Midas, what can go wrong"? So many Gur sweaters (┛ )┛彡┻━┻ when are people gonna learn using a legendery nullifies any victory! with genesect(┛ )┛彡┻━┻ (┛ )┛彡┻━┻ my name is phil and i sent one out with pokérus but, thts not my ID number You did not see Led Zeppelin in 2007. I don't think Pokemon is the game for you Oh no. OT. With Henne.. Horny and Smithe? Are you sure it's a gym you're looking for? Simba is my dog's name. Comment is at the end so no one will give a fuck, but please somebody explain why it's against their belief? As someone who was raised Christian I say wtf Jehovah's Witness Sextuple battles... I was trying to wrap my head around how your wife saying that you're bigger since losing weight is a good thing. I thought, perhaps it's his muscles? Then I read on and thought... ohhhhh.... bigger *that* way. Rice bran oil? To cook with? Why the hell would there be a staple on a towel.... Why the hell would there be a staple on a towel.... Shit. TIL that because I shave my head, I could be looked on as a nazi Oh god.... Avatar. Kinda liked it the first time. But I ended up seeing it 3 times in the theatre. Then I saw it for what it really was......Pocahontas goes to Atlantis...but it's in space! I had literally spent hours this morning blowing up balloons... *moans* .... I wish I would've seen your comment before I clicked that link. btw " " ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Commercial ends with mom banging a black guy..."Don't tell dad" "I'm going to call you James." Internet Explorer I just don't understand why anyone would even want to have sex with her. just ew . > Some people are way too sensitive. I can never watch toy story again without thinking about this And? I'm not asking for places within Port Washington, but neighborhoods around. That includes Queens, BK, etc. Unless you somehow think BK and Queens isn't included because they're also on LI. Would try this sober.. **WHY IS THAT LINK RED ** Did you start the syphon with your mouth? Yeah! Now you're getting i- Yeah, that was the only one I've seen so far that made me turn into let's equate diving/cheating to female body parts What's so about that? What secret ingredient? You've done bullseye??? Oh for fucks sake... This is at least the third time you've said this. It's starting to sound creepier every time I read it, like you guys are getting off on the attention or something. 4-FA better than MDMA? I just don't know. Haha, that's hilarious. Should have put instead of (-_______-) Haha I call it her "*another* friggin photo? " face. ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ Are we using "disruptive" to describe fonts now, too?! those flat spots Http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_Tanzler "the happiest place on earth." That's uh... That's great ...but I saw a fully functioning Blockbuster a couple days ago in Big Spring Texas! So many levels of wrong here Why is he not banned yet Am urmarit o reclama stupida la Cola de 3 minute pentru o stire de 1 minut jumate?! The newtown social club? Why the fuck don't they just leave it as the Sando? I have no idea why people downvote this. I have watched the gif for a good while now and I am certain that the dog is, in fact, wearing pink underwear. This needs more attention, why would anyone put pink underwear on a dog? Let's hope that chair stops whatever is inside that door from pulling the door open Hmm do you have a link to this thread.. For science and potatoes and what not? 300 upvotes In class, we were discussing ASL. I had to ask the professor what Age/Sex/Location had to do with child development. ASL stands for American Sign Language. They're all blocked for my country damn it NZ! That estimated delivery time you made an account just for that post?  Dem lips looking good. albinoblacksheep flashbacks, but 0 comments? And they haven't been called "colored" for 70 years now! It's a novelty item, deal with it > Bringing vaccines to the poorest people on Earth does kinda of stack up a lot higher than the disservice of giving the rest of us slightly worse computer OS'es Are you sure? I'm not Wtf. I'm so confused I bake my bacon. How does microwave bacon taste?!?! I'm so wary of using my microwave for anything other than re-heating food and popcorn. HA... 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I added the emoticons to the sidebar, and is included! :) Ya know, in case you need to have sex at school.... Call looked good to ~~me~~ everyone in the world ever. Because anything that isn't laissez faire must of course be communism . México. ¿Eres Argentino, no?. Mmm nos han echado de 2 Mundiales... WOW did this just happen yesterday? I've never seen it!! That's even more confusing, considering a couple days ago, on a picture of derpy someone had commented on her hips, how they were childbirthing, to which I commented something along the lines of " \[](/manspike) DIBS" and got many agreements and upgoats. Implying they're not. ಠ_ >What did you think I was going to say? ...Racist fuck. My roommates and I threw a party once, some guy who lived 2 or 3 streets over from us was walking by and saw us bringing a keg inside. Sure enough 1030 rolls around, the party's just starting to get going, and the cops show up to bust the party because this dick who wasn't even our neighbor called the cops because he thought we were causing the neighborhood to go to shit by having a party. Need to know basis Wtf Why does this seem more like a personal ad than a concert invitation? If we all lived according to your philosophy, we wouldn't have mastered fire. After all, they are just two fucking rocks which mean nothing. God forbid someone express curiosity about the world they exist in, how utterly silly right? We haven't learned anything at all from people asking questions throughout history... Not a thing . I swear I'm not a misogynist, but between her, Nancy Botwin and Skylar White, I've been hating some lead female characters with a BURNING PASSION You've caused all of your own problems! Everything is your fault! When someone throws you an ultimatum, it's usually best to evaluate the pros and cons of both sides... And then go with the side that didn't give you the ultimatum. Ain't you never heard of no Hamizon before? This.phrase.again. "That kind of thing"... Who would have taken this photo? Yeah, because the end of that episode didn't really explain anything. Wat a fucking idiot. How to make sure the trolls ramp up activity... I panicked thinking I was hacked since it kept saying my pass was wrong (alienblue) cause the site was down thinking I was banned or my acc was hacked I then changed the pass and the second I typed in new pass it said reddit is down Yeh this wont be happening anytime soon with my sister. You would think it would be the same guy who rapes blenders I hate when my mom does this while taking a picture of I. >What did you think I was going to say? ...Racist fuck. I got top twenty percent too, but was told I am a deeply troubled individual with unique abilities. And then it said some creepy accurate stuff. Wtf is this test?! I have never seen these games in my life ....Bulbasaur is Grass/Poison.... That makes a lot of sense. And probably why I could only use duckduckgo for a week before I went, screw this shitty search engine with its constantly irrelevant results, i'm going back to google. It all makes sense now... Shower dude!! That's really not a valid question so you get these... first big bird now cobra commander why the hate to our childhood mittens ლ( ლ) Just read it to my girlfriend and she's laughing at how accurate it is. I had a hard day, I was like REDDIT TIME!! Reddit was down. 5 TIMES TODAY! ಥ_ಥ ლ( ლ) This has been his entire campaign ...catheters A gaming laptop........... Lady Gaga's fashion styles are catching on its $1.99 in the store That looks like my father Ahh Immediately regretting my grammatical error I don't understand why you put this comment, I really do... Considering your first comment was pretentious, I find this amusing. Next, you might attempt to threaten me, which would also be amusing. My fish guy says that "sushi grade" is fish that's flash frozen on the boat, minutes after it's caught. Believe me, I was fishing ( ) for any reason to not believe him and try the bevy of other fish available there. Mine don't like wearing stuff, either. Even collars, they literally EAT them. People cut them standing up? This is just asking for an incident. I misunderstood then. I thought you were insinuating that Matt Smith's Doctor was not the Eleventh incarnation, which there are still some people that claim that by claiming Paul McGann's Doctor isn't canon and Matt Smith is therefore the 10th Doctor, to which I say. OH GOD. Washington is better than New Mexico by 0.024 and we're worse than IDAHO Some of the "friends whom you battle" piss me off as well, such as Bianca from BW/2. I'd be en route to a Pokémon Center with dying Pokémon, and she'd stop me inches away from the town saying "Let's battle!" they have different sizing systems in other countries... just in case if you didnt know... And boy, was that unrelevant. I tried to go get the fluffy beast but my foot got all cut up fucking cat and its Lego force field. You were probably giving him this look I viewed the pic on my ipad through the photo stream... Is that a problem? Yes, I could've just uploaded the photo with AB from the stream but then it would have been the whole pano, and not highlighted this zoomed in section. Yes, I could have used PS Touch to circle the area in question. Yes, this was easier. I viewed the pic on my ipad through the photo stream... Is that a problem? Yes, I could've just uploaded the photo with AB from the stream but then it would have been the whole pano, and not highlighted this zoomed in section. Yes, I could have used PS Touch to circle the area in question. Yes, this was easier. Just think: Under all that fat is a normal sized human being with muscles and bones. Final Cut Pro would like to have a word with you. Am I the only one who is worried by the President's dismissive attitude toward bayonets? We're going to want a lot more of them when the zombie apocalypse starts Yeah those two statements are definitely interchangeable. but what if she actually stopped reading in between? Just watched it...fuck she makes me wanna troll. dumb cunt. is that a salamander?? "While the **Cardinals** may be the team name of Stanford’s athletic program" What are those things? Sausages ? 15 to 20 hours a day? this isn't the original comic ! I read that as "fapping" While reddit was down, I decided to clean up my bookmarks. kept clicking on my bookmarked reddit threads, and being equally surprised each time the reddit is down page came up. then, I'd be like Karma whoring at its best. Those borders. Get off Reddit, go watch Monty Python's Life of Brian. Now. If this was in PA or KY... It may of been my grandma's... > 2 years, 1 year, 24 minutes... Just cutting out the middleman I see. no , he wasn't explainig how to get the crab meat out of its leg shell...... he meant something.....else. Yet for the 3+ years I've been with my 6' lady I've been pleading for the 6" heel wearing. She'll have *none of it* Call the cops on them. I put my finger down, and my iPhone decided to provide me with a magnifying glass of the area in question. Came here expecting a picture of a bus what's with the music Fuck you Riot. Another $100 incoming to my RP balance. They said it was free. So free. The whole time I'm like "omfg I don't drink diet soda!!!!" I agree. Hence . It only hurts newer players. Now I may not be rich by any stretch of the word but I don't need this strategy anymore. It just seems the new producer isn't getting it. We're all infected Oh what the hell ...FIRE!! Dinky? Really? Well it could be an ego that some have on the internet(not implying anything) or just the fact that they know it's the Internet. Wouldn't all of the N/A albums all appear together for each band? It would look the same, the band would have one very large number of songs on an album titled N/A, when it should be broken up over 4-6 albums. This is such a headache. Says the guy posting on Reddit That makes me think of the pizza rolls commercial where the brain dead kids can't rotate their heads 45 degrees to see the food. Then instead of hanging up they put the phone in the freezer. no because the water would recirculate and you would be showering in your pee.... Assuming you have enough strength after weeks of living on a few hundred calories a day to lift the axe. OMFG a bug that came out of a vegetable.... Jesus. Probably a 2. Work puts a huge drain on me. Many, many, many one on one interactions with people I don't know, or barely know, causes me to need a lot of me time. I take my lunch by myself just to break up the day and recharge. Yet, I can jump on stage in front of 200+ people and feel completely at ease So, you're taking Amphetamines, and you're wondering why you have muscles and are lean? That's not "fast metabolism", that the drug. But, then there's the voting machines. ლ( ლ) I can erase it from my history but not from my memory.. No problem Just for emphasis, You did that on purpose... I didn't know that even existed. Yea! Screw Veterans! At least it looks better than it did a month ago - the sidebar used to take up half of the page No that never happened. Mitt Romney was always the candidate. There has never been any other candidate. We love Mitt Romney and he's our man. Always has been. "Tootenham" > And then go with the side that didn't give you the ultimatum. We deep fry beer?! ZOMG, SO CRAZY!!! This video just made me Alan's all like: They only work in the States ... Sad for us germans and all other non US countries Why no sharp igzo display? This was their chance to double resolution AND battery life. Corinthians, the only brazilian team there. I am seriously disappointed, I bought the iPad 3 about a month after release, now a 4th one? Why the hell couldn't apple just give quad core CPU back with iPad 3?? What saddens me the most is all the people who'll get rid of it to get the new one she sounds like a keeper... ** ** If by soon you mean next year I suppose you can wait I like how the suit can survive a tank projectile and crashing into the earth at high velocity with just a few scratches in previous films...but manage to be destroyed by a small, fiery explosion in this trailer. Will they be putting up ghosts or will they simply put up pictures of former residents? I work in politics and we got a request to fill out a survey from a Patients' Rights groups. The subject of the e-mail? "Our patients are dying to find out your views on their rights." As far as I know ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ **ಠ_ಠ** ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ They said its the same as wearing just leggings. WHOSE PENIS WAS THAT?! So, I was with my friends at a park and we were chillin like villains next to a baseball field. (Left field) and after about 10 minutes of being there a little league game has started. About half way through the game one of the kids batting hit the ball and the ball went towards center field, and for some odd reason the kid in left field decides to run into the fence behind him, like literally smashes his faggot face into it and just sits there till the next inning. my dentist's name was Will Hurtt What did you *just* post If it was televised where I live I'd watch it. Even though I may catch some games, it's an pretty big effort to find anything else than shitty streams with Turkish/Arabic commentary Yeah that swastika was really noticeable in the last picture. Should have seen that one coming Oh But imagine the smell Did you really post the same thing to atheism, bravetheism, MSF and braveryjerk? In robo cop where the guy drives into the acid tank That was an incredibly stupid/trusting move. It paid off in spades, but geez... > Lavigne's fiance, Chad Kroeger I read that as, *Breastfeeding* with my grandparents. Then you started talking about licking yogurt *** *** The other cool one is when the QB feels a light breeze go past him and immediately starts looking around for a flag. I was born in Germany I just saw the message about how much "weight" you put on. if you are being tormented because of five pounds....that probably make you look even cuter than you did in those pictures.....then you know that this guy is not the right person for you. Every second you spend with someone that doesn't appreciate and respect you is time you could miss meeting someone who does and is worthy of you. :) Maybe the blindness effect...? This looked good until i read the title and saw it was vegan: i was in line at subway the other day, overheard "i cant wait to get my student loans, that new iphone is way better than my old one" I would not be speaking to you either if you had done what I think you have done, ( ) Using full stops instead of question marks That is... So far away... You take those damned stickers off *right now.* I too am in school where I make the Chancellor's List every semester. So you aren't a 12 year old, you just play on online? I suppose your logic means EVERYTHING that's upvoted is great. I guess some people believe if the masses like it it's the best thing since sliced bread. So sure I'll play along...Wow, I am so happy this super funny post is here...other people like it so it HAS to be funny. Just like those racists posts that get all those up votes must be okay too because anonymous strangers on the internet gave it thumbs up. I's so glad there are faceless masses out there ready to think for me. I understand nothing here. ** ** ** ** I was quoting your title. ..Movie? You're very welcome! I've learned to just avoid the snack aisle completely unless I'm really craving Jacked Doritos. Then all bets are off. Options for Aston Villa and Wolves, but not for West Brom. My jimmies are successfully rustled. Im pretty sure i'd date any guy who had a stormtrooper or darth vader costume. I don't know why but i find it hot Wait, so you appeared at his house, stark naked, out of the blue? That's disgusting man, get a life. Are you comparing immigration to the forcible enslavement of war captives? I'm scared to sleep now No, it belongs in /r/potato I had a friend that worked at a zoo and didn't know how to drive and always got rides to work from his coworkers. One day another friend who liked them offered to drive them to work and about 30 minutes into the drive we found out he didn't know how to get there from his house, didn't know any street names nor could read a map to save his life. He had been working there for over a year (he's maybe 20 or 23) and I had to find the way to the back entrance of the zoo I was unfamiliar with via backroads because my friend driving was too busy trying to talk to him since she liked him Dying laughing in my schools library only to find out the kids blind Seriously, most freshmen are what, 14? 300 upvotes and nobody complains about "hoola hoop" being misspelled. I knew you would have something to say about the accent. I read that last line as butt sex really safe. Whole new meaning to your story. How such a vital and sensitive organ was placed *outside* the body > Waht. And yet when they had kids a martini and a cigarette during pregnancy were normal. So based on a probability, it's ok to discriminate all women based on if they might have a child. Make sense...even if you are turning away a good employee because of something that may never happen I just love how the nappers makes the sight for sore eyes go So when Reddit was down, I was like "Hey, I should go to 9GAG to see how much shit they repost from Reddit." I saw this there. He is Ra's al Ghul Electric Ground Dude... were assuming that's his mom! it could be...someone else There weren't any related threads in the first 10 pages of this sub. TIL that reddit is a good place to learn how to commit a mass shooting S'up with that cat's balls? If you're 13, you shouldn't have cleavage showing. April 3 is my bday... Fire and water Not found. Not found. Don't be this person either. Is that Sean Hannity on the radio? me fist to felas.......... Sérieux guys, vous défendez quoi ? Vous êtes contre parce que ça va s'appeler la maison des étudiants et que c'est pas à 100% dédié aux étudiants ? Get over it. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ^10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Somehow I see DancesWithDaleks everywhere, so I still remember a lot of the details. Right, let me just go get that for you... Ann Coulter has always perplexed me. How is it possible for someone like her to exist and be accepted by anybody? The only logical explanation is that there is a sub-society of egoist maniacs with a worldview so myopic that logic and reason even in their most limited nature are hated and ignored. But it seems almost impossible that in a developed nation such a place could - oh right the South . Im a normal normal Yes I'm pretty sure this is one of the top comments on the original. Very clever. Wait, duckduckgo is doing this whole thing talking up how they "don't track you" the way google does, but now they're doing the whole affiliate link thing? TIL Mike Tyson spent three years in prison for rape.... I guess not ಠ_ಠ "there" At least you didn't copy and paste it off the Internet like some people They look like twins Ummm....what? Your name says otherwise but hello! Yup, and everybody on Reddit says, learn traditional Chinese characters so it's easier for you to learn Japanese kanji... I've been running the rtm since its been available and I completely agree with his review. I hate the animations in metro etc. Even with my top of the line i7, everything takes longer to do because I have to wait for animations. I also hate how Non customizable it is, and how inconsistent the design is. System settings are a perfect example, some are in control panel and some are in metros settings. It's a disorganized clusterfuck I got my eyes on you eastern australia, and yourself? Level 69 Charmer's Chapeau she is free to play Yeah, there is. Good thing I was actually sniping. Not if I cut you *first.* is, that, comic sans?! what else do most of the modern DJs than pressing play on their macbook LMAO. Yes we can. Hope. Change. I thought they were meant for eating... So you totally pass over the fact that it was not constructive criticism at all, the way you claimed? And you did not put it that way. You said her forehead is big and her eyes are too big and her smile is creepy .... you really need explained how that is insensitive? Especially when talking to someone that is having self esteem issues? Alone that you don't seem to internalize that she is having self esteem issues that make her vulnerable to certain things is, literally, insensitive to the matter at hand. You are not sensing enough to pick up on the sensibility of the sensitive matter. Is it getting through at all? Sorry to disappoint you, but it ended with my gf, ex and me going to her room. Sounds fun and it was kinda fun, but you could just see the jealousy of each one oozing of them if I even turned to one of them for a minute Why are they not ads if they're on marketplace? So because you have access to them, that doesn't make them ads? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ From: "My wife died of breast cancer 5 years ago, wish me luck on my date." To "niglets" and gay sex. Wut? IMO MOBA games aren't fun, period. Doesn't know how to spell either "Get a god damn grip " So it's her fault she was murdered? Brilliant. That would be cool if Mars had rings. Maybe next time we should try a picture of Saturn or Uranus. They knowss edit: ** ** They call it Dr. Who You mean during cunnilingus week Oh, look, it comes with AOKP pre-installed! >I suppose you've already spent quite a bit of time with it, certainly enough to figure out how unusable it is Which have the same monsters as B/W.... He meant, going from the lobby(where you can see your friends, profiles, buy stuff on the store, etc) to the login screen (the screen right before the lobby in fact).Of course they don't want to let you quit a game and start another one before the first one is even finished, that would be stupid...(Yes I am looking at you DotA2 ) Way to steal my content Not if it has an everstone... INCEPTION! Dried fruit and a bowl of oatmeal is your cheat meal... how naughty. Yeah, I realized that after another redditor mentioned it. I didn't bother reply/change my comment becuse... the joke was pretty lame ლ( ლ) Yeah great job handing these out to people who don't work or skip school. I think he's funny looking as well. Their staring eyes made me feel like this: it never ends.... Oh look, it's that guy who one-ups everyone Another thing, if US companies get their shit together, companies in the Philippines (my poor, proper bra deprived homeland XD) will get their shit together. The smallest size available there is 32A as well, and just about anyone with small breasts will squeeze themselves into any A-cup they can get their hands on. And anyone who is a little more well endowed stuffs themselves into B and C cups, because those are big right? I was confused on why the roof looked weird then I realized the whole thing is off the car and put sideways it's a good thing to practice. just not during an hour of power..... You're such a badass No no, it's ok because he supports Romney. Then who are they? And why does that license plate say "child"? I think I might have a DHMO addiction.. How do I cure this? Turn off the tap? ლ( ლ) ლ( ლ) ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ No sorry my words do come off a bit sarcastic don't they? No he is genuinely intelligent with most things but he is a bit full of himself so he thinks everything he says is right now more than ever since the day he joined the debate club. Now the problem with this is that when I bring up MR issues with facts he says I "Think I am right about everything and that I should stop acting all pretentious" . like really. ლ(ಠ_ಠლ)^ლ(ಠ_ಠლ)^ლ( ლ)^c====3 After a quick search, I've discovered that it actually seems to be in *fairly* common usage, but... *no*. It's **wrong.** And yet there are Russian neo-nazis... Yeah, I drove my flivver along the old post road through the hamlets of Elnora and Fort Orange to get there. Okay, how do they do that emoticon? Oh yeah. ** ** This sounds vaguely familiar, almost like the premise for Halo 1-...wait... You almost got me. Why...did I think it was going to be okay to click that??? "Privacy in churches" I hope you don't go around impersonating me 5th? Even with *Jeff Backus*? What do you mean? They aren't sorted *at all*. > > Rice bran oil? To cook with? SRS - you imposter motherfucker... *you can't assume they would do that. you'll have to wait for them the play it out, until you make a decision so irreversible such as killing them.* I thought of this, this morning and decided Reddit wouldn't like it. You old... OK fair enough, but after I log in on that page, it then redirects me to create a new account again "People who knows" Pretty sure this is bread and cheese. Melted cheese Its kind of like buying something online and just after it shipped having it drop by 20% Adams and Broad downtown. It's hard to miss **PORQUE SERIA ILEGAL!!!!! ** If she's generally a healthy person, she shouldn't be expected to get a vaccine she doesn't 'believe in'. If she's sick, then ya, don't let her be around your son. It's as simple as that. She could still end up sick REGARDLESS of getting the vaccine. Colds are not covered under those vaccines so please keep that in mind. If she's the one being stubborn and says she just won't see him, that is kind of silly. Let her know you want her to see him, but if she does wind up sick, she has to be confirmed 'not sick' anymore. I got really mad at my SIL for not telling me she wasn't well over Thanksgiving, nor did my MIL. If they pull that crap with me again having a newborn, it will not go over well Christ, walk around with D cups and then fucking tell me it's great. So that's the supposedly amazingly funny SNL I've always heard about but never seen It just sounds better, and seeing the numbers $299 seems a lot lower than $329 even though it's $30. Marketing Hey, it's Florence, have an adventure. I'm here too, found some hash by Santo Spirito... Don't let heartbreak keep you down. Every day is a blank page - don't soak it... Toke it What makes you think that? Right. 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ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Dude, get out of there while you still can ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Wow never come to my home then I can't think of a peanut jar I haven't violated. Edit: having issues getting back to that message that actually sounded wrong I meant scooping peanut butter out with my finger "This remembered me a game"? Pocket call. As in, the phone was in his pocket. As in, the call was placed on accident. As in, he didn't use the phone while driving. Bing? Who showers without soap and shampoo? Who showers without soap and shampoo? Who showers without soap and shampoo? Satire yahhh? ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ 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You forgot about AOL. I feel like I just got voted off a dating show :(. My grandma has Peter pan... TAKE ME BACK PLEASE With a username like that I'd be kinda scared to let you near that area They haven't chanted "Barry" since Barry Manilow, according to Tim McCarver. tagged as "baseball sucker " Mmm hmm. I just realised I have a real phobia about toenails. I have to go throw up now and hide. That was awful. The professors know What. The. Ionno, me and my silent amigo were rocking every match without a word. You feel like a karma whore? I don't give a shit if you're a republican. You don't give a shit that I'm a democrat. I don't make posts about it. This is not content, people I believe most people use for disapproval I haven't even been able to get the pattern for the damn blasted infernal machine That's.. That's.. Too far man Chucky!!! I'm 20 years old and still Terrified of that thing Are you fucking kidding me? Yes, once. Woman next to me also doing abs: I live with my fiancé, you're off lol I judge cuz I fucking want to **Clearly photoshopped.** The data is incomplete until you have over 9000 I see what you did there.. No. Only if you would be able to get a support player to give you ammo. Holy Jesus what do you watch???? > Download? If there was ever a time I made the face IRL, it was after reading that. Watch out when you buy Chorizo... Most brands use soy now Pulled from Australian store as well. Anyone know why? Mako-chan is moe as a girl. Not sure what that says about me... Fresno ham. "He didn't mean to but he's lost possession." How does she not feel that yeah ok I'm done Damn, wish I got a deal like that on that card. It's shot up to $250 on NCIX Although i'm (hopefully) going to get a lot of shit for this, I think its the video games.... Not just video games but all of the violence we see on tv. Theres nothing like a good game of Battlefield or a patriotic movie on the TV to get you all hyped up. Its really a lot of propaganda if you ask me. You see more violence than ever on TV. But its all glorified. If today's media was doing its job, there would be much more violence on on the news instead of commercials and horribly desensitizing video games. As an American, this bothers me. I would also like to point out that not all americans are as ignorant as some think.... Although many are. The fact that the middle one is pixelated is really trying to give it the Asian porno look... Wait. Do you make your own French fries? Your own poutine? Are you single? Can I move in? Will you marry me?? 2 Divine's that were completely forgotten The implies no. He said he lost his virginity at 18, which really isn't that young? I bet there are people reading this that are virgins in their 20s or 30s - sure it's not common, but it can happen. I just noticed, what is that thing hanging from his shoulder by his waist? Is that a dead lizard? And a for your username All that meat Because of Indiana Jones, people ask me if I eat monkey brains. 33000 employees worldwide, 70 handsets deployed in Australia. Way to misrepresent facts by implying implications Yes, because 60's rims and tires are so awesome and offer so much grip My wallet would look at me like if I did that. Well, then that makes it all better. Really, Reddit? We're just posting shitty jokes made by politicians now? There's a hidden double meaning in there somewhere Pfft. Only took me like 2 years... As an owner of a G15 + MX518 with just hotkeys bound all over with their software, I'm still not banned. Friends at work with various Logitech gaming keyboard (G110, older first gen G15, some G19's) didn't either. Something's fishy with this story Where the hell did you go to high school. Standing her. I'm going to be a psych nurse I'd try to find a way to modify the guy from Nintendo Mormons are heretics! Nestorian Christianity is the only *real* word of our Lord. just to the adults You're the only one. ... ...Do you just comment on the thumbnails? There is more than that first pic. A couple of years ago, my new Thinkpad bluescreened several times a week and I'd diagnosed it as a hard disk problem based on minidumps, but Lenovo refused to listen to me, telling me it was a problem with graphics card settings and various other crap. I sent it back to them so they could do their tests and replace the hard disk, they returned it a few days later without changing anything and told me they hadn't found a problem, even though I'd left the minidumps and analysis on the desktop for them. It continued to bluescreen, but luckily I had a friend who knew an important guy at Lenovo, so he arranged for me to get a replacement hard disk, no problems since then I can't get over the title. "I *was* wanted". Looks like a rock made of hair I like how the mom is like "Oh my God! " and the videographer is like "Oh my God! ಠ‿ಠ" That term (Renaissance man) doesn't mean what you think it means. My ex pocket dialed me while he was cheating on me, and talking shit about me to this girl. hella my sister is named Jennifer.... shes 11 years old Unless you're like me and a web developer for a public institution and your salary is plastered in the newspaper every year. Hajaha okay! That's different! It's actually pretty funny because I can sort of relate. My close friend plays hon with me almost all the time and the thing is that he mutes everything! No sound, no music, no nothing! Everyone remember them. I should start by saying I should stop driving until I give birth:p Every time I've gone to put my car in reverse in the last week or so, it ends up in neutral Seriously brain....seriously?? Reverse = 1 click, drive = 3 clicks. STOP TROLLING ME!!! Lol! Be high. They wouldn't help me... She was 40 ft up in the tree for three days and pregnant in the middle of winter. My little sister could hear meowing from her bedroom window for a few nights prior, so we went out looking and on a whim we happened to look up. "TheFedds" Friends with benefits is sure to get me in the good books with the missus, plus...I like the movie I'll get right on that! Is it bad the first thing I noticed was the Hollister shorts? ...and I only worked there for 2 months Are those nuggets? That was a high school teachers quote for the yearbook, they wrote "if you choose not to decide, you still have to make a choice" I was thinking she actually tried to fix it by putting it in a toaster oven or something You were eating a caterpillar? ಠಠ ಠಠ What boyfriend? I believe. . . what I choose to believe. My mother decries Snopes "because it's owned by a proven Obama supporter" and declares that I, at *41* years old, am 'too young to *really* understand what's going on'..... Man up and grow some fucking whiskers! Hope you cut the power cord No, damn it. That's what I was thinking. Yes but " " doesn't explain much. Care to give the reason behind you look of disapproval? What about the infection that could be caused... Plus, the dogs don't have a way to say yes, so how do you know they are liking it? wtf man. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Yeah cos that definitely wasn't planned TIL- is editorializing... You... *really* don't want to know. It already is hard I'm not sure who's fault it is here. See I would love a mustang for my first car, but instead I have my dad's old Hyundai. Dammit minimum wage job We had the flag first. Sometimes I have a period Very much agree. The best part of the whole thing is when someone gets mad at me for pointing this out in certain situations. I'm always polite and calm about it so most leave the conversation with minimal embarrassment, but other times all I can do is stand there with this face: I was like "hahahahah clever", saw username, "Fuck " sigh... Upvote Yeah... I want a taco too. Repost from /r/apple I'd like to chime in and also say that since this is the Halloween week for some festivities, bringing a costume along is highly encouraged, though you don't have to though I will give you a . I will be there this evening showing off my "dapper as fuck" outfit. Straight dudes can like it up the butt... If you want a girl to be sticking stuff up there it's not gay **Dude** > you can even use as a variable name in JavaScript I don't even... As the owner of a four-month old G650GS, . careful with the wording,"chose"...the conservatives will see that and use it as an arguing point that homosexuality is a "choice", and claim it must be true for all homosexuals "because one gay on reddit said so.here,lemme show you my proof".... Plus working at a restaurant and having bronchitis. I hate you and your awesome friend.... Both of you make me sick with your funny and lovely friendship. Damn your witty Text message based One Piece banter.... Eddy Curry time. My friends and I have a 'worst present' contest. It is exactly how it sounds. Last year I got Hentai The only one we really need anyway is ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ! PERLERTER_ERLCERPS_CER: ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ! Right, because who ever needed to know about how the government works or what has happened in the past? I have a feeling these aren't going to be very reliable answers Hahahahaha hilarious! This is the funniest thing I've seen today! The original of this made it to the front page not even a week ago. You expect us all to forget that quickly? *to* Vancouver here, I must know where I can get an eighth for $20 I knew the clamps would get some s. I used Titebond Original. I ended up buying three more clamps during this process so... Yeah. I keep telling my wife I need more clamps. Ask they why they hate people with wide feet! . They beat us and have a better record this year Why do you hate flavor? Jail-breaking an Apple product okay, Jail-Breaking anything else illegal. Especially MoCo, which contains 1/6 of Maryland's population and is one of the few blue counties in the state. Hipsters never admit that their hipsters no, just his knees. God...that girl on the phone at the beginning... The acting... What method of measure involves a kush After this storm, there will be no hills to run to... ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ lol grumpy cat amirite? And a giant red spot. As a 36 year old in the same position, get off my lawn. Am I the only one to see the kid in the background of this picture? Just like me I came across a hard core MR group on the web once accidentally...can't remember where, but it made my stomach churn. Rape isn't a crime, because men should be allowed to take what is rightfully theirs, and men shouldn't be punished for something that only lasts a couple of minutes and the women just has to have their legs in the air oh, and they secretly like it. Also, it should be the men's right to beat their wife, since she is their property. Horrific. But the pic displayed in this post is an example of perfectly acceptable behaviour. I've worked in a few state of the art television studios. Even so often, I'll do something like digitally recreate static and throw it just a wee bit into a monitor (nothing on air) on set here and there with sources that should never have signal breakup. Once had the Director of Engineering - too know-it-all to ask - running between the studio and the control room a few times all . He never figured it out. If he's not wearing a then he probably finds you attractive. Go ahead and bounce that walk. 5k Netflix. You assholes don't know what your doing ಠ_ I LOVE ME SOME SMASHING PUMPKINS BUT $$$ Christmas is just to close to warrant buying the good ticks to see them *sobs* :( ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ Why do you visit a website that you don't like? If you commented, then you are registered, so why register at a website that you do not like? I feel so old when I reminisce about way back in the day of those 3D video games. Yep. I would have took that like a champ This title is deceptive No i mean he will...ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Oh don't try to sweet talk me! I know *your* type... So $9,600 overall for a 250 Tf support apparently NOT new meta Why is this the second time Reddit has sent me to a shitting-hippo video today? I think it may be time to call it a night. well what are you doing online at this hour and responding right after my comment? Those techniques are ridiculous even if they did work you are essentially tricking the other person I came here looking for the answer to the joke when I couldn't figure it out. I kept reading until it clicked, "mine" is not referring to the TV but the black guy running; i.e. a slavery joke . I'm willing to bet after the lights come up, there's a lot of going on. I just looked at her twitter feed, she just keeps digging herself deeper and deeper while insisting that this comment wasn't addressed toward all trans women "just the predatory ones" And this is in /r/wtf becaaaaause? Why is "you" written "u"? there will always be stupid people... No midnight haunting or talrands invocation??? i'd drop the tamiyos and go with 2 more augur of bolas'. Drop entreat and change out some stuff for midnight hauntings and talrands invocations. Haha I always see that when I head out to SPI... First time I saw it I did a double take ಠ_ಠ I'm sorry but I don't believe a single word of this comic. Hallucinations?! Smoking an 1/8th on your first session?! I bet you lost your virginity to the 4 hottest girls in your school at the same time too... Welp, never going back there again. And promo code says invalid. ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ. ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ > That Blacks stick together. A bat somehow made its way into my basement, and I had to catch it and let it outside. They're only cute outside. I'd get a lot more bitches if I could stop calling them that.. > if you're an iPhone Reddit user who doesn't know what Alien Blue is… "top plat" Britney Spears Wow...Wow...Did you just make a joke about people dying in the Holocaust. Just wow... They didn't leave the cheese on the station but returned it to Earth? It's like $35,000 a pound to lift groceries to the ISS. Did you? Yeah, drag into this the only one exception/example possible. You know exactly what was meant. Your priority isn't "having drink" it's socializing. You aren't getting wasted, otherwise you can't taste the beer. That's not having drinks. >>if you're an iPhone Reddit user who doesn't know what Alien Blue is… ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ grumpy cat, amirite? OK... this is basically just an ad for a law firm. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Un tieing fucking EVERYTHING. New toy? Before he even starts on the wood he unties all the strings so the blocks fall to the floor. He then ends up playing with the wood blocks on the bottom of his cage. I suppose. Just seems a bit like hivemind mentality....oh wait, reddit ლ( ლ) Paralytic...? As a math grad student, I hate when anyone says this. Ew If you lived there during season 1, how did you not notice the pit? Is ... Is that a wii So true everyone overreacts! I keep my teeth clean so it's not big a deal Doesn't just have to go sideby side it can go in and out You had *one* job. Indeed This is why we can't have nice things ...in this case the victims were children. That still does not make your statement contrast the original claim We thought about going, checked the site today, and no more tickets for the evening event. Damn, I'm really pissed at myself. Yeah, that's pretty hilarious stuff. I tried the MP assault pwo a bit back and I went to sleep two hours after coming home from the gym. It didn't strike me as odd until I read about sleeplessness after taking it in reddit. Yeah, I started the application process for Rakuten, and now I'm getting spam from Buy.com (the American company they bought) Yeah, Texas should secede...just give us the capital... Next time? You, sir, can fuck off. Try squats. Legend says they'll stunt your growth... Boss strolls to your cubicle, "I'd like to talk about those earnings rep....oh. I see." i need a banana suit Oh right. *That* Colby. I remember now. Heh. At my previous job, one of the lawyers interrupted what I was doing to ask me to refill the coffee pot. When I stopped typing, and s l o w l y looked up at him like he backed up and said "Heheh.. just kidding." Why is kog'maw's jax fucking Ahri they're supposed to be protecting him not fooling around Says the guy with no chest for signs. Again, as a holder of a biochemistry and a geology degree, I can't sympathize Well at least they aren't using City And during any time in my days... It's a mind drug > Aaaah, I see. So when he approves something and it goes through, he wasn't working "bipartisan." He was just going along with it. Got it. Bagpipes holy shit why are they an instrument What do you mean you want his dick to turn into a duck? How I met your mother He knows. Why? New premium only feature that will make up for the removed promised weapons So where's the "full story" you promised? This is funny until it happens and you *didn't* devolve lethality. I had an infected person live for like a month with organ failure, coma, and paralysis. ( ) I know that feeling all too well. On 25 different pages? Stats can only fall 6 stages I did the GGG part just earlier this week, the rest of the story is a total mindblower for me ##### Well next time a guy does that to you just sit on his face. i had this problem untill a few weeks ago.i could only sleep on the flattest,oldest,nastiest goose down pillow i had.all the others were either too spongy,got too hot too quick,werent breathable,etc.but eventually i found myself waking up with the pillow wadded up and shifted under my back/shoulders,with my head and neck competley unsupported.after a few weeks of stiff necks and tense shoulders.finally i had enough of it and bought a new goose down beauty rest pillow and i sleep fabulously now.finally threw the old one away....after 18 years Pool operator here. I can confirm that this kind of thing does happen,. Obviously not in freak masturbating accidents (or maybe all the cases are and they just don't tell us? ) but several people have gotten stuck on main pool drains and have had their guts sucked out as a result. About 10-20 years ago a congressman's daughter had this happen to her and he was fortunately able to get much stronger pool regulations put in place (even without these regulations, it would have been very difficult for this kind of thing to happen but some people don't understand how to run the pumps and mistakes do happen.) Now all commercial pools are required to have two main drains so if one of them is blocked, the other one just sucks harder and the blockage is able to escape with ease. Also, each drain has a wide cover that is pretty much impossible for any human to block with their body. However, many residential pools are not up to date with these codes and accidents like this still do occur but not nearly as often as before. So, don't be afraid of pool drains. You won't buy a skin that changes how you look in-game because of the splash art? Oh. dafuq. Am I the only one who enjoys just masturbating? I found keys which make sense. mfw reading last line: How can participation be decried? "It's time for some lunch"... Possibly the worst shit I've ever seen in 35 years on this planet Troll Konami code. 2 up, 2 down, left right left right "EA" Wow, well thanks you so much for your help but, holy shit do I feel dumb. I wouldn't feel so bad, but here's the twist ending, I'm a computer science major. not set to same time When you find out, let me know. I've got 100 Euros I need to change to dollars, and First Niagara wants to charge me something like $30 to change them for me. Married? My teacher had this up on her smart board today I first read that as Ejaculation... Doesn't belong here But it's hurting my class rank as well as my school's passing rate on boards. You guys are a bunch of lightweights. Your reply is suspiciously non apologetic for a Canadian. Why would refurbished 2012 pros come out? They just added a retina and didn't get rid of a model This gif is just too smooth F1 pinnacle of car control. Damn, you got down voted ... making fun of taxes is frowned upon here. You know why I agree...it's photoshopped *"2 minutes ago"* >"just the predatory ones" She introduced me to spacedicks I didn't downvote anyone. Sheesh. They stole it from Finland Sweet dear Celestia, I know what cardboard cuts are like, and then when you try to explain to your friends that you got cut by a *cardboard box*, they look at you funny. I have blown my fair share of rails. As soon as you snort it, your hole throat goes numb. When you snort cocaine it clears out your sinuses very very well so it feels insanely awesome when you in hail. You feel so full of energy that you feel like you can talk a million miles per hour and never run out of words and that what he is doing. Basically he is talking until he is out of breath then takes a fast breath of air and starts chatting away again. Not gonna lie I wish i had some titties to snort some blow off of right now... Dude. NSFW. No, wait, that's even worse. Delete that before the mods do it for you. I wish I was an Asian man... wear costume and tell anyone that asks if I'm PSY that *actually* I'm dressed as James Bond.... Way to promote science.. That's strange, because when I think "italian" and "pizza" I always think "Piggly Wiggly"… You could have just updated thru usb using the recovery menu... Damnit people the shit Anet is including in these updates is awesome. Just fucking enjoy it! My mum found my copy of Californication by Red Hot Chilli Peppers. She proceeded to break it in half then throw it away. But at least she understood that I had purchased it with my own money so as compensation bought me an Aqua CD. Unfortunately my hand-sliding method was foiled many times by a false climax resulting in removing my hand only to reveal bold text half a page lower I think that's enough Internet for today Truly? Even those Muslims who are solely of white European origin? wat Well that just sums up my life. Now what Why does our country not make up its own mind? Starting? I read that as "flesh-testing" lights. Who peed in your cereal this morning Ah... Higher learning. Quit looking at my balls. He... was *still* married all this time? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ RONPAUL2012 /r/halloweencostumeadvice Treant Carry... Veno Carry... u guy are just tearing me apart Where do you live that grass is so cheap? I don't even understand how this is possible. ahh, regular pepsi for the husband. you know, i have to watch my figure. who knew Wal-mart could be capable of such things... THIS COULD BE A ROUSE ARE YOU SURE OF YOURSELF?! ლ( ლ) DAMMIT. This made me sad. ლ( ლ) Sir, I think you dropped this: what the fuck is wrong with people :( Sometimes I hate people Classy, respectful butt sex *exactly* Really German "Top Charts" is translated as "Hitlister". damn i'm proud of being greek... Yeah, sure it's cool to mock and insult Americans ... Typical for you Europeans here on Reddit. Just gets old. attention to detail much What are you doing on the kindle subreddit persuading people not to buy one then?! Cakeday? You're only 360days old I just saw this on Facebook, except it was attributed to Eminem. > As a Republican, ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Fork scraping against teeth Half Life 3 Beta The disturbing thing is that with Google I can see this happening You love Texas because they use your tax money to fund and support private, foreign companies? Just remember how much you love Texas (or any of our corrupt and broken state and federal governments) whe you are paying for the privilege of using something your taxes paid for. Aah, and it's the xpost from mildlyinteresting I don't know what I expected Oh yeah. Let her know all about it because my family wasn't going to say and they want kids together. Her reply: "I'm sorry you feel that way, but I've known him for a year and he would never do a thing like that." ... Got the whole thing for the 3. time today ~~Wait, there are tags it's *illegal* to remove? ~~ You support child labor? You want them back in the mines too? Got to dealership. They sold the R3 yesterday. For some reason, I'm extremely uncomfortable. I'm gonna throw up. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ [*ಠ_ಠ*](//# ) ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ 1 is your mom and another is you best friend's little sister, Don't worry, I still saw it! And ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Account age: 14 minutes That folder is 6.52 GB on my computer. >Says the person who runs enough comment spam bots to be their own downvote brigade. Dude this is fucking horrible. 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I'm not saying the engineers are always right, but let's be honest - if they can build it and run it, I'm sure they know something more than us. What ever happened to having a shortcut for inserting the face? It *used* to be there... I hate having to Google it everytime I want to express my disapproval, now. :/ Yeah, I know. I wasn't around on Sunday so I never closed it (you have to do it manually). It's okay though, each entry comes with a timestamp, so I just deleted all the entries after 1:00 PM on Sunday. There were a lot Damn! This picture belongs in /r/wtf... ლ( ლ) Don't you dare stare to me like that!!! She's 14 Also, put a shirt on dude. She's 14 Cystic fibrosis? Duck lips. Your video is private. Useing Not if I keep smoking weed it wont... What are karma points good for? <Uuh check this out. You can't eat your friend's dreams I've fucked a horse and a chicken. Aucunement critique en art ici... Je ne sais pas mais c'est loin d'être beau Holy shit yur awesome ! ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I love it. But they look like burqas with eyes SL 144 Darkmoon here, I've been sitting around Anor Londo spamming BEO and wearing the ring, and you guys haven't been seen for 3 days Lakers fans, Lakers fans everywhere. Yeah, but one of those four will inevitably already be bad ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ As a senior in high school with a job at McDonalds, I can say roughly 70% of my check is going to gas. Sure you are ... That's something only a coconut would say. No. Just "not a good person". For comparison: Gay pride Assemble your crew, > i'll be outside Yeah I was at the game and heard a lot of booing. Was even told by multiple people that they wanted us to win so their coach would be fired. Nakidness.com "vomiting the fetal embryo" by Dying Fetus. And I'm a guy....... Damn... -14?! Shit happens..... All of them? Even covering the face doesn't help the situation I have come to this thread late to say fuck youuuuu all to everyone who got an extra hour in bed. On a night shift and had to work an extra hour ( ) >⌐■-■ ಠ_ಠ Start. Posting. ಠಠ ಠಠ > Left ~~hand~~ foot brown You... Yo... You killed that xbox... Also you should get a better psu, that one's mingin. you've obviously never been hand raped by a fat chick I'm impatient. I wanted to punch someone at the moment i saw it. Well, bandwidth.... Maybe... I know... So I guess my 5 yrs old nephew who is a Harry Potter fan is probably expecting to go to a witch craft school, playing quidditch and fighting evil wizards. I better go and have a talk with him. Be right back fellas! What you said 17 minutes ago. I imagine you to be about 5 years old with the way you talk TIL Tyler Bray is the next Rex Grossman I know how you feel, every time i play a basketball game i have to play as mostly black characters, at the most there will be 1 to 2 white players per team. It is ridiculous. You totally aren't just a bitter racist who cares what race a character on a video game is. Well, if it's any consolation, now it's in mine too. Being chased by a snake Shadow the hedgehog..... I hope she's not planning on breast-feeding. Ink & milk don't mix too well from what I hear. Wut He is poor because not only does he pay for porn, but he buys real physical copies Wait, what, no, just no! 1) I thought the title said you sacrificed a 10 year old. So you're *that* guy. Why did i read horny instead of honey Ajax get a free kick for fouling their own keeper You'll be raped in the ass by a man until his penis rips your organs apart > Is it just me, or is the thumbnail for this photo a giant penis drawn in red marker? Yeah it's all good fun having people join your game until they start stealing all the good loot from right in front of you Rub it in good, sir. Rubit thy in!.... this ones for myself for not having the PC version. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Ugh every thread. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Apparently, aside from Europe, USA and Canada, everyone else was a 3rd world country back then. oh yeah, lets just go outside with our mouths open, cause us Northern Virginians all loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee rain water I thought we were using human bladders I loved his old music. But he sucks now. I am disappoint. Oh no! Somebody else did it first! 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We all know the term "for science" means "for masturbatory purposes" so How about we Kansas State Kansas State And now that song is stuck in your minds. *inception music* 1:50, suspended for truancy Chaotic Evil during Christmas time. My Uncle is an idiot. He lives in Surf City and of course due to the storm, evacuation was mandatory. My cousins and aunt are safe at their Grandmother's, but alas my uncle thought he could "take the storm", so now he's gonna be in there for a week with no power, then get angry when he has to pay for his rescue. Nice one there Uncle H. ..... C'mon, Reddit! This has only been posted here 99 times now. Lets's see if we can break 100!... Why do you assume it's referring to *heterosexual* relationships? Treads+GA+4 BloodThirsters Isn't Gdansk the Polish name for Danzig. Otherwise, I've had false information all these years. You are free to go... But Im watching you, Kyle 2 He probably thought "Do I really need to watch this? I have a big day tomorrow." My S.O told me about all the interesting high school football locker room stories from his team. I would think he's talking about a gay club or something. They'd blast "dirty bit" and start dancing "plays cutting edge high-def games" I read the title and my face immediately changed to Uhhhh what exactly are you trying to say? The phrase "My brother actually aims to juke his enemies with the side cards" makes no sense no matter how hard I try. I'm guessing you don't understand what the word Juke means. And that last sentence... This is exactly why he said to use a plastic tub! Some people just don't listen. Well said, but GET SOME! "the hobbits have precious..." ლ( ლ) My mother likes to call me Justinie Weenie when she meets a girl I'm interested in. Why the hell does a paid OS have ads? Twist: That milky white liquid ain't toothpaste water On the shots of the Nexus 7 and Galaxy Nexus the time is 4:10. I'm more perturbed with the daughter's bathing suit. Wow, this is hilarious. Please continue posting pictures of this comedy on /r/funny. Wrong subreddit We already saw during the Republican convention that Obama can control the weather. He's obviously just doing it again. HA HA HA Yep, I'm bound to pretty much upvote everything you post. I don't feel like I have a choice. $21.24 for Australians. candy-cane? The day I heard of a guy who banged a horse Why does it look like blood? Lol sorry guess I was in a troll mood barely remember posting that TIL black people in the 80's must say believe oddly :( I thought someone in our apartment complex was original. After googling lost cat I was utterly disappointed. you don't know how badly I wish I could downvote you more than once right now. I hate that sort of thing. I think sex is supposed to be romantic, not vulgar like that. And yet I still watch it. This reminds me: For the love of god can we just recruit a shooting guard ? "I'm glad we all got back safely" The fuck did I just read? You ಠ_ಠ I don't like you. Your friends fuck cats? The man donates a ton of time and effort to raise money for charity out of his own good will and you're wondering if he's doing it for tax purposes? Jesus wtf is with some people, honestly Ad. Haha....... Let me know when RES is available for mobile devices. TIL Wall of Replica does 150 dmg. Darth Brone.... (Darth bane) Oh ok, I can wait. *looks at username*... I don't know what you guys are talking about... Next you'll be telling us you don't like Cowboy Bebop Sticky-icky is vaginal mucus according to Elliot on Scrubs... I don't know what you're smoking It was funny before this comment. Clearly you're some crappy vi or pico user. Oh wow a son and father not voting for the same thing, sooooo brave and such a beautiful thing... Lol does this NOT get said about any tattoo in here lately?! AGAIN!?! You're the Guy! You thought I had forgotten, but no! By Tyler Durder Oh fuck to the no In portrait ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ I did trap it in plastic and double ply cardboard and whisk it outside. It proceeded to then run at me while I was trying to take the freedom photos. Noun? Big? Altus. Everything about that place was a fucking nightmare. Obnoxious tools infested the base while the local area was inhabited solely by retards. The local area was just one small square with a few fast food places, a walmart, and several dozen closed/closing businesses. The only way to have "fun" is to drive a few hours. You can choose either Lawton or Wichita Falls, where all you can hear is the Tech Schoolers/Army of Shepard/Ft Sill complain about how shitty their bases are I was told there would be boots. Why are there no boots? So this conversation happens about every other day it seems. My girlfriend spent two dollars on a ringtone for her new iPhone last week. your face dafuq did I just saw!! 'Thru'...?! Ive been thinking that too, im more traumatized by the fact im not traumatized like i bit into an apple last week and at the core, a spider crawled out. That was traumatizing Ableton is only getting that now? Seriously? Just a day's notice? Nice try SOPA Why are 'penis dog' and 'Jogging horse guy in hurricane sandy' included in this imgur album? Is it just me seeing this? Aw, gross. I went there and I had no idea Yeah, BBC headlines like "World awaits royal wedding" didn't hint toward any egotism at all I started off all Who the fuck uses WinZip? My cousin's husband was stationed in North Carolina (is stationed the right word for that?) because he was in the military. That winter, she goes, "It's so cold down here! It almost hit 50 degrees!" ...more? So this is what happens to our body parts when we donate them to science. Still used the majority of the cast. That's all I'm concerned about. Like I said, he still used the majority of the main character cast. But America is the continent, United States of America is the country Metal zone though? Dont't fuck babies they spelled American wrong on the cookie >I sea what you did their. Sure, I always keep one around too And you wonder why we're paranoid.... Honey could kneel down over there and hold the chalk at the end of the logo so it looks like you did it? Daddy needs his karma. Many times: ಠ_ಠ Calling it now: Directed by Michael Bay. People wonder what's wrong with me when they go down my iTunes library and see 2 weeks worth of nothing but classical music. The travesty, the outrage......the game possibilities 13/8? Pssssh, I can do that in my sleep. Please finish your essay! This is more why the fuck ლ( ლ) Yes, finally! But im afraid it will have achievements... I hate them. Iam addicted to 360 achievements, and they destroy all the fun in games. Wat Yeah, after the prequels, all I want is a bi-yearly Star Wars movie by Disney Looks like a fly. I ordered my csr wheel last month and is on back order till November . Sweet setup I wish I could do that setup without crying at the invoice. OH YOU'RE NOT SURE? ARE YOU REALLY NOT FUCKING SURE BECAUSE YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE WHERE HE HIT THE COMMON LOON. Keep this bullshit in \r\wtf or \r/pics. Your name... In the summer before my freshman year in high school, I had a huge surgery which left me pretty weak afterwards. When school started, most of the freshmen had lockers in the "annex" which is where most of the freshmen classes were. However, since I was in some more advanced classes, I had only 1 class in the annex and the 3 others in the main building. Hiking back and forth to a locker that's all the way on the other side of campus took its toll, so my mom went up to the school and requested I have a locker change. They happily obliged, fortunately. I was changed to a bottom locker in the main building. There was this one teacher (one I'd like to call bitch sometimes) that would always ask me if I was sharing a locker because freshmen aren't supposed to have lockers in that hall. I told her I had a locker change and this is what the office gave me as a replacement. This goes on for about a week of her watching me like some fucking hawk, repeatedly asking me if this was indeed my locker as if I had done something wrong and finally writes me up to go to the assistant principal. Only time I had ever been sent to the office because some stupid teacher doesn't want to actually check with the office to see if I'm telling the truth. The assistant principal actually checked on his handy dandy computer and okayed for me to go back to class. Some public school teachers are a real piece of work. Wat I dreamt someone sent me two blank postcards with pictures of the Where the Wild Things Are that had been autographed by the author, and 2-3 days later the media reported Maurice Sendak (the author) had died. That's too interesting for this forum. you don't say Where is this classic? Antidisestablishmentarianism. it took me reading through half the comments to remember that i am a black asian can someone tell me what this is? didnt look at the photo Star Wars...Episode 7?? They probably will replace it or fix it free, they have replacement phones in stock, I know from experience Terrible sample size pulled from regional and aged specific demographic. At first "oh wow they met Anne Hathaway *looks at title* wut" Oh my fuck!! Don't give them any ideas. Some of us are traveling and still have Internet access Please read the rules before posting. /r/pics is not for image macros. I too witnessed horrible destruction Showing your butt while you pee is the best part of being a kid. Well it was for me. It was the best p...... Really, greenpeeas? ┌( )┘ I don't want to live on this planet any more. Totally singed. It says hurricane Andrew on the left you seriously couldn't find the right picture? And black males overwhelmingly support Obama... What's your point? ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ People get their jimmies rustled, not their rustles jimmied . Dude not cool! Eye sea what ewe did their. That is because there are no more smiles after presidency Not sure if genius or sadist It'd be awkward if he weren't I WAS being serious! I find that showing other people is like rewatching it again myself because I get to see other people's reactions to all my favorite bits. Lol @ the faggot ass bulls fan on his period. That's not what I...that answer...huh...okay then The only thing that frustrates me more then young earth creationists is homeopathy teachers ** ** Jizz hands. Were they really so lost that they had to be found? being quiet so other people can read. . I guess haha Because all rape victims are promiscuously dressed women walking around early in the AM. Line on the cheek is too low Heisenberg Came here expecting a joke. All I know, is if there was a god, and a heaven, hell is where the party's at. Amirite? It wasn't necessarily a "confirmed" Romney quote or source saying that he'd take down FEMA, so I guess he is using that as his excuse to flip it now. Are those bees? *Brains*..... $18 and sold by "shoe annex" Holy shit, I didn't even realize that, I'm so racist My friend was like this too, since I'm Native American he said, "Hey now I can be just like you and know what your people went through". Just ram her Look at that fucking outlet. Dem faces. That ride is in all their parks... "even if" ....... How fucking dare you?! Morgan Freeman is the American Sir David Attenborough. Bloody Americans, always thinking you got all the good stuff first ;-) Wait, what?! I put it here literaly the moment it appeared on twitter and now my post doesn't show on the posts page, I can access it only through my profile page... Did he just kill a Pikachu? And a warning, you're also 75% more likely to have a hallucinatory sleep paralysis episode sleeping on your back too... Last Christmas I was in Melbourne with my wife's family. Well she has a 6 year old cousin that asked me were my keys were. I stated that they were in my pants.... to say in fear she then tried to take my pants (that I was wearing at the time) determined in her words "to free the keys"... It also says " R.I.P KUK" (r.i.p dick) I must be doing something wrong, best I've gotten is a blue mod Don't worry, she'll get you baptized after you die. "7 months ago" OP DID ask for opinions... Yeah totally we should just let a kid who has the ability to know better, off the hook and not yell at him for destroying a comic >"And the fact that he calls weed "pot"... " Took MDMA, hit on more girls and got more numbers in one night than I did in 5 years prior to that Nice try Warehouse Tire That's what tissues are for. Nothing wrong with you aside from pic #2 Sometimes, I need to look at things more logically. Damn, that's nasty. I'm new NBA fan last night was my first time see game I see ray Allen drop 19pts for his team, not backstabbing his team You even would respect him while you bend over....to dribble balls? As long as her feet are still attached when it happens.. According to your ridiculous logic, Tim Duncan isn't a fan of the game Respect a man for stick, energy, and passion.You must love sex fantasy with a NBA man Or cake is candy I've read this, word for word before. Why is that man made of animals? Excuse me while I expertly blink when I fire my gun. I still remember the opening song. I would have guessed a reporter... This name . $.01 + $4.99 shipping? [](/scootaplease "Scootabuse! ")What?! Why is everypony looking at me again? I thought she meant legalizing legal marriage. Just... *Dat username...* Especially if you're like me and you are forced to teach your wife how to cook... *gets. Plot twist ... Goddamnit Our 2 cats are the same way - they basically climb over each other to use it first. One also has an annoying need to always have a trail of litter from box to the food bowl (which are in 2 different rooms). We have witnessed him going into the box, not using it, and just balling up litter in his paws to fling about after we clean the floor "Don't pick a lock you don't own or depend on". Correct me if I'm wrong, but this looks like a door at an office or university... You got me. I ran away screaming and crying while Boone handled it . Oh geezzus. I have one of those in my office too.... [ Holy crap! He does *not* belong here Not any Geekhackers either it appears... If price isn't a concern, why are you staying at Kalay? I saw one with a Number Pad on the side What's funny is that my son and I were watching Cartoon Network this morning and saw a commercial for that item. What's next, The Dr. Dreadful Mobile Meth Lab? Nope. We tried that in the past. White people got the easy questions, and brown people got the hard ones Or when he does NASA cosmonaut Relevant username? that's a screenshot Gonna have to put it down Because nobody's _ever_ heard that joke before. A game with well over 20 million weapon combinations and you want a new gun. I actually wtf'd out loud. Have I reached the end of the internet? Me on that day I did also there was a couple of flies inside Micro tubules in neurons have quantum states that encode information? As a premed this is news to me. Sounds extremely difficult to demonstrate and I am skeptical. Because flawed women are hilarious subhumans while flawed men are cool Bluff City People should stop using TL;DR, especially if it's longer than the first text let's not get carried away Whaaaat!?!? I was also curious what CP stood for. Then I found out. That’s no fucking dream -- I’ve already lost about a third of my teeth. And I’m only 40. FML. Intel HD Graphics. For $1,700. Warthogs? Great handling? Yes, have some random creep from the internet to meet your love interest, what could go wrong? I was about to WOOOSH you, thinking he was joking, but he was serious Alright Bradford! Now don't fuck it up gg "Buddies" "Event next month? Why OF COUR$$$$$$$$$$E we will have an event for November!!" Buck you guys, and your goddamn immature jokes. Making me laugh and such. MINDFUCK Reeeeeeeepost! As a dude with a beard: this is perfectly accurate It's called SRS-Lite and it is **le**terally for scumbags # I hate that shit.. Have since I seen it plastered on reddits front page every fuckin day!! I'm just sick of people asking for name ideas for their pipes... seriously... He's Asian Read this as satan Yeah, I've heard that if you go to a shady town, shady characters may actually pickpocket you. I ended up losing a sniper rifle to one of them. I thought it was both You completely misused this meme. ## ಠ ಠ ಠಠ ಠಠ Yeah, I think that's the better question. This doesn't belong here Post-workout power move Alligators are very interesting creatures. I bet /u/unidan could tell us more. Havent seen him around lately ; Don't try and tell us that's legit Which, coincidently, makes it impossible to sneeze Turkey lover? Tularosa...not surprised... How does she go to the bathroom? I'm not alone, dear god. This feel. I swear my ex-boyfriend found a butt-crack hairball once during sexy times. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ I have to respectfully disagree; I grew up without a father figure for all but my last three years of high school, and I was the good child who tried to get a job at age 15. I know of other, older people who turned out alright without father figures. Us Indians also live in Forest Grove. DUDE Lipstick? Who gives a fuck. What about that giant camel toe that goes up to her belly button? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ No train washed away, the earth and ballast that used to be under/between the tracks washed out and the rails collapsed. If their was a train we'd see parts of it or the train itself... As in a quick "root", "fuck", "bang", etc. I'm assuming he's Aussie because I am, and that's what we call them, but then again, I thought everyone did NOOOOOOOO YOOONNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Who shopped off her right foot? ** ** I know this is a horrible thing to say but *spam*just popped in my head as soon as I clicked this I don't agree with killing an innocent reptile for acting on his animal instincts. So we kill him just to get an arm back, when humans are the ones impeding on THEIR territory??? Doesn't make sense "It started with her talking about liking lesbian porn [...]" "EDIT: I guess I should mention that I AM married" I... Don't follow... Subtle... How is porn identifying? You used your real name? Completely ridiculous pricing. A total rort Why do I have a boner? Sure thing, NUCLEAR_ANUS ** ** He has fantastic legs Almost looks like he's not wearing pants. i don't know what i expected Nice try ATF. Baby balls. That's because they all work at a dealership and can just pass the problem along to the next person. "Never mind the noises coming from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this!" © 2012 pixiv TOKYO JAPAN, The questions are answered.. JAPAN >And the title is called knowing Ok seriously people, this is why we can't have nice things. Good job. >$1.00 is a flat rate. Please don't offer me a lower price, or I swear to god I'll cry. So taking unemployement = good and volunteering for military service = bad? I know I've been trying to form a response to that for the past 10 minutes and the best I can come up with is "What no." Rugged Garen would like a word with you. I refunded my gatekeeper galio, got the rp but still had him Eventually I will be able to program the keyboard like I do Autohotkey (I use a LOT of Autohotkey Ö Ü) but at the HW level. The Filco Zero I have is JIS layout for example so I could do a lot with that. ... When the cops came to my elementary school they had squirt guns that they used on us. …Episode 2 of Duke Nukem 3D. Lunar Apocalypse. make sure you dont enjoy it like the last guy.... ლ( ლ) y u no give gum Edit: pas éclipses mais ellipses I don't know whether to or to :-s It clearly says Half Life 3 sounds in the 2nd text screen.. Clearly valve is on to something As a forest invader, I can confirm this. The forest is notorious for gankers. It's worse for the Forest Hunters, though. We invade ignoring levels, and even if we keep our levels down, there's nothing keeping us from invading, say, a group of three level 500 players. Of course no woman going say it, not with people having your attitude and sex shaming them and making feel like the fucking scum of the earth. I though you were sex positive. This kind of post actually makes me quite sad bc I know I will never meet a girl that has the same looks as you and has such an avid interest in video games, or is adventurous enough to take such risqué pics. That would be my dream girl. Though you're out there, I will never meet you. I can't name a favorite but I can sure as hell name a few days I *hate!* Irelia flair I just graduated in 2012. Never heard of the Poo Baron, that's really weird that that happened "Playing with ourselves" Quite* Yeah I seriously worked with that guy for a year. I still have voice recordings from online-meetings, old emails, etc. Actually am epileptic For some strange reason I read that last bit as "and yet I've never met him in prison." Israel tried to do exactly the same thing to Arafat, but the bullet bounced off his Peace Prize. Hmmm, I appear to be stupid . That anticlimax at the last The best. I was afraid I was gonna see black face. But seriously pleased this was pulled off! What in the... You agree with Hitler? Looking up "wiener" when I was really small Actually it's not theres a space in between band aid and the picture is different. If it was a "repost" it would be the same but whatever ಠ ಠ ** ** > Also; are they teaching these kids english? Wait to help accelerate loss of linguistic diversity, social scientists HOW IS FORCE STAFF SHIT, WHAT WERE PEOPLE BACK THEN THINKIN No lightning connector seems legit... No problem. I don't even... > Headphones are against the rules at a Ragnar relay race As a K-State student, I second your , but probably for a different reason >edit: downvotes I'm gonna go projectile vomit now Missing so many characters.... ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Babies are so cute. With their pixel quadrupling standard, that will be 5.5-point font Splat... He doesn't have a BCD… he'll not be able to get back up... damnit...i need to finish halo 3 again and buy halo 2...( ) its called overkill Piña fucking coladas ლ( ლ) I don't understand... What is this? I didn't see a single dick in space on that subreddit. I call shenanigans Where the hell are me keys? WHERE THE HELL ARE MY KEYS? Let me just put these metal things down while I look...for...my...these are my keys. "we got a murder out ripping peoples balls off, jacking off to their dead bodies, fucking them and wiping shit on them on their victims" As someone from New York City (yankee?) this was all some sort of jargon to me ...and yet you type... I agree, but because you hoped kids died quickly I gotta give you the obligatory out of context Yeah and those pictures of guys that are posing like camera-whoring girls? Please... stop . Yeah, that only leaves him with 2 billion dollars worth of Disney stock (40 million shares), It's not like he's profiting a lot. Touché. I didn't think about going to the Frequently Asked reddit Questions (FAr Q) ( )/) |_________| nah imma flip a bed I find this funnier than I probably should...lol.... 384?!? Hey, I'm not a fuck, you offensive fuck. Have you SEEN them?? over years and keeping them and the sploog, the box just had stains and burn marks, the boxers you could SEE the piles and corrosion of dried sperm Maybe i'm just skitzofrenic, but i'm pretty sure this fruit salad is looking at me Fuck you, Troy. Definitely not the police officer.... Deep throat in the title of the song, I liked to imagine the 70's hadn't gone that far yet... How could you get downvoted for that. Is this what the world has come to! because it would have devolved into her putting her fingers in her ears and screaming "LALALALALALA I CANT HEAR YOU!" How can I do to get a normal flair instead of the flair? Even though I have over 300 total karma and am over 2 months old on this account? Will I be able to win something here? That's my cat's name New support with Legendary skin Skateboards....I used to skate a lot back in the 5th grade until one day me and a bunch of retarded friends decided to go downhill with out any pads or a helmet biggest mistake ever ended up speed wobbling fell of the board chipped my tooth broke the board lost almost all of the skin on my elbows and forearms aaaand tore a ligament. Never been on a skateboard since. As a rabbit owner, this post angers me This one's a doozy: my friend is a teacher in a less fortunate part of town, and one of her students was called La-A, pronounced "La-dash-a" Nah, he just hasn't found the right lady. She hasn't been born yet. That's cool, I didn't feel like sleeping tonight anyway where is that thrift shop O.O (ok now im going to my local thrift shop soon....) and 19 PS3's for $100? Because €30 is such a massive life-changing amount. What the hell does Microsoft have to do to please you I cant believe this is being downvoted We'll miss you terribly! I completely understand where you're coming from, though.. I've also found myself 'ing at this sub as of late. I feel like if you included that Asa would be in the AMA this would have gotten more views than the Obama one Bless your soul... I spy IE. Why did you take a picture yay throwback logos! My Rep (for now) - Justin Amash (R) opposed it. His wikipedia also states that his biggest hero is the father of Supply Side economics. Because I disagree with your statement that they would be worthy of aww. They might be nice ladies, I don't know. But I expect cuddly fluffy puppies and kitties here, not old people. [-10] ========== [0] ==[ ]======== [+10] What makes me give the about this is that these people were told to evacuate, and they did not. Now they're bitching that they're sitting in a disaster area and aren't getting free handouts quickly enough? Not only that, but they're blaming the wrong people. Maybe y'all should have left when you were told to. Xin isn't an even fair champ.. I can mash buttons and kill anyone and not know what I'm doing The skin tone/eyes Hard reboots are bad for the phone. It's like pulling the plug on a desktop computer They do it intentionally I am now For the playstation 3? What in the flying name of fuck did I just read!?!? *whipcrack* notbad.jpg ~~ ~~ God damnit you're funny. I can't tell which bits are JD's voice in his head and which are just bad dubbing Mejico this sounds like a conspiracy hey! Except jiggers are 15ml and 30ml, so it's not even a full shot Please don't say whipcrack. It reminds me of a shock site I once saw. That's gotta be hard to yell during sex... You got a problem with Vegans? Sheesh, my bad... I just really like horses and was surprised to see them. The natural evolution of pictures of females on reddit. No wonder so many women are so hesitant to date men I liked the part where the title " !" really described the gif. So fitting.^sarcasm Post is 4 hours old. Account is 4 hours old. I either have to look at her face or close my eyes when I'm having sex with a girl. Otherwise, my gag reflex would go off every time I see her cunt. It looks scary! Just a tiny patch and it will be on the road again in no time Seriously ITT: People literally advise a person to rape their significant other The shoe is made of his mom's fur This guy has been a redditor for 5 months and has nearly 300,000 karma and all he does is repost . I knew that we would reach the technological singularity sooner or later. But to think the Cylons would infiltrate our society in the shape of a mouse? How is that not a "girl's responsibility anyway? "? The guy should just magically know that you are taken? Or should he forgo normal conversational and social rules and just ask you right away? Are you saying that it's not your responsibility to inform a guy that is clearly interested in that you have a SO? Because that's called leading someone on and it's frowned upon. Yet you watched all 45 minutes of it? Cute little mice with terrible hubris I've had to stop playing my human because the dialogue is just too much! "I achieve things; I'm an achiever" started ruining my game :p I think Norn and Sylvari dialogue are the best. I work in Macy's and yesterday morning at 7am was when the Christmas music started. I don't know if I can make it thru December.. I see what you did there Oh man, you may not believe it but the thought crossed my sleep deprived mind more than once, part of the reason I made this thread... My ignorance/confusing laws led me to believe that the ATF is like the boogeyman. I'd sign for the lower and get bagged and tagged on my doorstep. I double-checked. You.. You Don't get the reference? The chase mission near the end is so bullshit. He's a fucking bullet being pulled by some fucking magnet. The problem i think is posting pictures of you and yourself completely naked on Facebook If it were a game like counterstrike, i could understand, but halo... They don't really have any significant form of iron sights... This season isn't even that scary. I had to sneeze. It was building up, and I was so damn close to sneezing. Then I read your comment and it made my face go and I lost the sneeze. Thanks. So Hurricane Sandy is caused by "climate change"??? That's what you're telling us? Idiot! **WAT ** no footprints I don't ask this very often, although I often think it. But I have to ask: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR MIND? What the hell motivated you to do a search for "ass cannon"? :) *:)* ツ *ツ* . . . ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Welp there went my appetite, I was planning on going to Wetzel Pretzel too. Modern Warefare 3 in the disc tray... Everything went great, until I read the last sentence in your comment. r/runescape What if I told you that the fucked up mess is a part of the game. That there is a reason for it. That the animus is fucked up. Yeah. That just happened. This was my English class's critical lens last year. Thanks for remembering the worst shit ever. Am I the only one who realizes that since our country is so deeply in debt that we couldn't possible afford universal healthcare at this time!? Or maybe he likes the feel of you touching his penis while you carry him Windows 8 fag Wrap your shemagh better. That was my face after the blade on mine recieved a dent. I don't plan to invest in gerber shit anymore as a result of this. Why is there a knife next to the xray machine... gGGgg gg? gggGgg? Are those kittens trapped in the 70s? That picture is so vintage! Chile is going to have some LTE in the next year. 3G barely works for me there now though. Also, I'm sure it'll be reasonably priced Its odd that a gentlemanplusascholar did not realize that pumpkin was a food . I mean, did you just think they were grown for hacking and snacking? Jordan Hill looks like Well, I've been thinking, what if he hated his job so much he made himself get fired? And I'm not sure what I did. It was unusual because he was the cashier and he wen't back just to cook it and lick it. My face was priceless. Idk whether to be pissed at the nerve of people or lol. As a normal person who draws anthrop art, . You guys are all just a bunch of scumbags. stfu. Oh no kidding. Some people need to come with warning labels. I saw Christmas light displays up in the beginning of October What is seafood cheese? Fucking Aaron's. I must resort to my final weapon: thats just what they want you to think. I am switching to a Lumia 920 from an iPhone 4. I am bored and tired of the iOS UI and really love my mom's Dell Venue Pro that runs windows 7.5. As I have watched Windows Phone 8 unfold and finally be released (kind of...AT&T ) I have become more and more excited about this. I was especially pleased when it was revealed last week that their is a new app that will allow me to transfer my iTunes to my Windows phone. ha. like we haven't heard that one a million times. after awhile, its stops being funny and just starts being a hate crime Relative to USB power, If your landline telephone is still up (doubt it would be in recent events) you can wire up a voltage regulator to the power that comes in through your landline telephone and step it down to 5v and connect it to a female USB connector. Free power through the phone lines, just don't let them find out YouTube, perfect for audiophiles. Charlton? I think you mean Carlton... >(which is apparently a girl's responsibility anyway? ) Well I guess you didn't try to mislead anyone. Why are his jeans cut so short? source? I did marijuana once....ONCE wat . I once saw him in a mall here in Manila on an escalator. He was blatantly making out with a prostitute. Does anybody even CARE about what happened to the driver? These comments, holy fucking crap...shame, reddit, shame... That cactus Ha! It's reeeaaalllly funny, for the billionth time, as a female tech, to have the user say, "So you want me to put my CAC in? This. I have upper-lip hair I wouldn't say it's dark enough to be a mustache... I don't fucking care. It's barely even noticeable and if someone notices..... get away from my face. Don't be a pussy, click on the damn link and suffer with the rest of us! Speaking as a greek.. that movie hit *wayyyy* too close to home for me.. >Edit: ...and it looks like someone else posted it in response to the OP also. "TG" Yes it goes from baking dough, to wheels, to marshmallows. Makes total sense . And FarmVille gift requests I can still see a gorilla and a skeleton when I close my eyes. Thanks for the entertainment whilst blinking... I felt like I had to add some fruit and veg so I wasn't judged Those sound like the same thing Ok buddy, you win. MDMA is super dangerous and every 2000th dose is a killer. Saw that at my nearest cinema too, my immediate reaction was " " I'm a Firefighter and used to be a car seat technician. (I let my cert lapse for personal reasons. Giving free car seats to "low income" families driving $40,000 Volvo's wasn't my thing.) when the govmt decides to go ahead with population control... they'll do it through vaccines. The Chevy Volt still has an internal combustion engine. It is essentially a hybrid taken a step further. It still uses oil. That was a lot of money to leave on the bench. Luckily I kept him, but unfortunatly, he's not my captain anymore My wife is due next week. Guess I should have read this 10 months ago. But... looks just like... Johnny Depp... Not clicking that. DUDE she's like only 12. Oh my god...my girlfriend does this. All of it. Nearly every misspelling in that, and I just realized that I'm unhappy. I know she isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I have to explain every single little thing to her. The other day, she asked me what the word "assertive" means. . saplings give sight Kion mi ĵus legis? slightly better than average = Flagship university of our state? How dare I call out my state's flagship school for only being "slightly better than average." Owwweeee my eyes hurt now...... Fapping to a 15 year old kid is totally better than fapping to a 9 year old. I just checked (with a non-fullscreen Chromium browser) and the site is still doing it. yes fox, because the one thing we learned from katrina, it's that you should wait at least ten days for relief... Internet Explorer.... Dude you can't get the Challenge key by wifi That's hilarious! I can imagine their " " face. Around 6am usually. Living the dream Axe body wash? You'd think they would wait till they played Arkansas I knew a guy who had the most racist deck ever. If I'm remembering correctly, it consisted of cards that would turn target creature black or red and cards that would then destroy target red or black creature. He called the deck "Honor and Privilege" because it was an honor and a privilege to be born white. Only brown person there. You got to be fucking kidding me... I apologize. POST IT! But just to clarify.. by "picture," you do mean a film right? Not an actual *picture* of the guy No sir, this is a video, not a book. Most people who say *that* don't know what socialism is. "It is big. It is black. It is beautiful." wat "This video must be purchased to be viewed." Oklahoma. Why would you do that?!? The elderly aren't people Oh man, you made me remember something... I actually thought he was pointing at those people in the video..not at some terrorist shit... See you guys, he wasn't punishing the homos with Sandy, it just slipped through while he was making this masterpiece. You should TOTALLY post this on r/adventuretime. You'll be sure to get upvotes there As someone who spends a lot of time in OM basement, things like this worry me Thanks very much! Although my friends have coined the phrase Flamestamp Story (with my real name, naturally) to describe how I and my whole family tell stories. In text my stories paint a vibrant picture ( ) but IRL, my entire family is prone to starting to tell a story, reference something that our audience won't know about, which will trigger a story-within-story, and that will repeat until we forget what we were talking about. My wife loves/ is afraid of holidays with my family because all three of us have just different enough interests and frames of reference (and if all of us know about it, she won't have heard the referenced story) that every story devolves into a Flamestamp Story. Who the hell looks at porn while doing other, non-porn-related, things Oh... Oh... I am disappoint that it doesn't say "tomarrow". W-... What is the *fourth* oriface? What a weird show from r/trees. And yes, she posted this of herself Dude... I totally missed my first unprovoked waive today. I was driving between Frisco and Breckenridge, CO when a nicely set up TJ waived... I was so caught off guard I didn't have time to return the waive! Now that guy will probably never waive at a grand Cherokee again Why is this on my front page?! Puppies in a van wasn't working for you? I still feel good. We just need to stop making stupid decisions. 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I missed my first TWO cake days here...... I lent my yellow version to my nephew and had tons of level 100s. He started a new game and saved it. i'm still confused Halo: CE Cortana too? And the bees in the hive pray to beesus :D Hahaha... Lol, I'm new to this town and it's one of the few places we know how to get to without getting lost. Moved from Michigan to Texas. I like olive garden thought it said "that brow"..... Maybe they left the doors open... Yes, which is why spraypaint on Stonehenge shouldn't bother anyone. Showed this to my lesbian friend. Her reply: "Had this fetish before it was cool" /r/DarkSouls will rape those guys She stated that AFTER my comments were made about her not filing a police report. She's kinda full of crap. That is Jeffery Dahmer, quite possibly one of the United States' most notorious cannibalistic serial killers Your sensitivity Sure let me just buy a plane ticket... I did this with all the games (that were able) when they first came out Go on. how on earth would you know? Hmmm I wonder if Gaddafi was only a Lt back then. Texas? I. Hate. That. Geographical. Location. Please explain why you have two completely different K/D ratios on your battlelog. And how did you get a 1500+ headshot without boosting? I would upvote this but you linked to a Fox site. And most upvotes apparently We know, BurtShavitz. We know It was hourly even in the early 2000s, even for giant companies Yes, please keep me in your thoughts while you fap. ¬_¬......ఠ_ఠ.......ಠ_ಠ.......ಠ▃ಠ.......ಥ_ಥ.......Why? ლ( ლ) Those satan-beasts are probably smarter and creepier by now. or the easiest way to NOT get pussy. Yes, because snowboarding is all about looking cool when your head splits like a melon on a tree. You. I like you. I was rooting for the sooners against ND, and I'm an ok. St. Guy! But seriously, I root for you dudes... Sometimes... I liked the helmets, but not the game France 1814.. I see what you did there You could've taken 30 seconds to explain it. Oh, come on. I made my comment fifteen minutes before him, and yet he has twenty more upvotes. I always got: control + shift + escape. If the admin's have disabled task manager on windows it means a error message pops up when you press this. Lets just say 304 is the maximum window limit Myth busters confirmed the spark plug vs window. This one however Hey fuck you OP. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Is that really true cover for it? It's so... full of all things. Did you just create a throwaway, delete the comment, and come back to argue o_O? why. *sigh* That means you failed the IQ component. You're supposed to be as thick as Cleetus. Possibly, but as with most fan theories, we suck at them. y u no run? ლ( ლ) my girlfriend keeps hers on her bed, on my side Why is this guy getting downvoted? He's making a joke (atleast i hope so ). He talked to us while he played, but very vague English. I think he was from one of the Portuguese servers. He wrote "please dont kick", "no kick please" and so on. On top of that he needed on everything. Why doesn't need before greed apply before level 60 dungeons? Just what the fuck is an "erector set"? Acutally no, the "Why should these images be removed ?" bit of the form implies that you need to have a reason for wanting an image removed and the thumbless simians who work as imgur admins have to then make a judgement call about whether that reason justifies taking down an image (notably without giving any reason to the original uploader, presumably because thumbless simians). And this is why we need to get the FUCK out of there. Fuck, this movie pissed me off. So...movies are a bad place to have a date, but swinger clubs are okay? Wouldn't surprise me. He's probably butthurt about how badly Windows 8 blows. Don't get me wrong; I'm not the type who thinks everything M$ does is wrong. Windows 7 was decent, and XP was da bomb. But 8... Wut. OP needs to close the computer lid... Mi-a placut comentariul tau, pana am ajuns la ultimele doua cuvinte When someone touches me in a bar. Happened last night and I'm still fucking livid. It's not working I wouldn't be laughing and crying right now if this weren't a serious problem. He's had that same email account for as long as I can remember. Incidentally, his inbox has 1000's of messages. But he's giving a thumbs up My younger friend. (13) Thought it was a VCR... ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ How the hell does that have 97GB of space What the actual hell On the pc 13 hours a day without porn ? seems legit That's... oddly specific Finally a break from all the teenagers with iPhones because they're cool and are "faster" ಠ_ಠ Mike Derp, you're a dead man Just... Why? I just hate it because it kinda negates 9 and 10's experiences as the "last". I mean, 11 was far too gleeful that they forgot him, after he had to kill his ENTIRE RACE and destroy his home to eliminate them, and they don't even remember? How is that okay? In addition, how can they forget *just* him? That would be like forgetting Hitler but remembering WW2 or something. I just can't buy it. I'm sure he'll use it in the future somehow, but... really? "Dick as hard as he wants" I think white people think black is racist, and since we are extremely paranoid over offending people (well, most of us), white people go for African-American since they think it's the most PC term. I agree it is a silly term, I use black. And have been accused of being racist because of it The ending of Dishonoured was pretty awesome, not what I was expecting! And I came here because I ran out of blue links on /r/funny… When changing for gym class, would make fun of me for not wearing a bra when I was in grade *four*. Seriously. Upvotes on facebook *why*......*why* did i just do that? I love the look on this cat's face: Your mom really called you that?? how sad. I'm sure she meant to abort. Skim milk.. Loads of skim milk coffees, lower fat! How could it not be healthy! . You think forza is more of a simulator and gt5 is arcade? Terrible lag for me too Maybe I'm not getting the right stuff... a light year is a unit of distance not time No. Lagging like hell Jimmy Nielsen's tongue. Thanks, that article is pretty much exactly what I'm looking for! And it seems to suggest that in 2008, a vote in New Mexico was worth 5000 votes in Oklahoma... My two friends had known each other for years before they knew me. I was only a year younger, but they treated me like a "little sister". I should have taken that as a warning sign. I had normal high school problems like building confidence after a boy dumped me by lying that he was gay (he was actually one of the girls' brothers, and I started dating him before I knew them). When I came to them for help (that's what friends are for, right? Maybe not the best idea to go to the dude's sister, but they were all I had), they accused me of having deep-rooted emotional problems and needed professional help. Meanwhile one of them had BDD and self-mutilated at one point, and the other had a huge ego and superiority complex. She avoided people she judged she would dislike and would give them mean glances and mock them when they weren't looking. Granted I wasn't perfect, but I didn't do anything like that. My first year in college, I was trying to comfort one of them on Skype because a classmate had died over the summer. When I said I thought I could understand what she was going through (I've had several classmates and close relatives die), she flipped the fuck out and said that I always talk about myself and that I was selfish. Then both of them stopped talking to me. Obviously selfishness isn't too much of a deterrent to them, because one girl they're still friends with in all seriousness *always* manages to steer a conversation back to her. I yelled top gun at him and didnt hear me Only... And how could he play this if he can't afford a computer? This picture is illogical because he couldn't even afford the game Oh! Now i remember.. Andrés A&M fans... I read that whole Wikipedia article Somebody wearing this suit won my company's nation-wide Halloween costume contest. The person who sent around the email with pictures of the winners labeled the costume "Tar Baby". I don't usually ಠ_ಠ but... man! NOPE. Oh, it's easy, just do this: Because Reddit. If you have alienblue on a mobile device, it's already there, i'm on it now see You dropped him for a bye week defense? That's not running. That's driving shits expensive Grammar* And i think you meant All look same Someone should ban you and anyone with "detrax" in their username from all of reddit. Have a nice day Her name is Marin , from Links Awakening. Fuckin' Magic Until you embarrass yourself by laughing to hard at the movie to where you are practically spitting with your laugh. is.... Is... It just me. Like that one dude in Water for Elephants... iPhone users can make a keyboard shortcut like I did! My iphone types (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ Well for one you can call us "women" and not "females" Too bad my house isn't on the west 88%, down from 93%. Oh cool. That was the second time Carl's been inside his mother. Yeah...Okay...That's the most fucked thing I've seen in a while Can I get a pre furnished apartment? if not we have a problem... I have never been more embarrassed to be black. These sound great. I went out on a sort of date with a guy I never met before, and found out that we weren't compatible at all. He ended up yelling at me, telling me I was shallow for not wanting to date him because we didn't have similar interests. Roughly how much tho? please be moderately cheap That's birdist. And I watched the whole damn thing. I just kept watching and all of a sudden he had to make the ketchup. THE GAWDAMN KETCHUP. Dammit, I liked that guy... Oh it's ok then... *just* some casual necro Sounds fun. This. I recently went to Florida and NO ONE uses their blinkers there. 80 mph on a highway, changing lanes? No blinker. I actually asked my cousin (who I was visiting there) if use of blinkers wasn't a law in the state. On boob is bigger than the other Let stop this conversation now while we have it good Damn you, attractive gingers. This is getting worse... Ohhh my dear lord I completely forgot. Must have blocked that out. It was ALL so awful. Ughhh not even a half a day Go on Don't know if i'm more grossed out by the chemical burns, or by the toenails Free as in you don't pay for it...? Illegal or not, I sure am glad they kept it to half-naked. While at a Christmas dinner with the extended family I showed off my ability to tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue, my aunt let out the woohoo sound and gave ma a come hither look. Reading this comment made me . Hi mom I where did you "Alot." Michael " " Shannon does it again. and then always the sucker I too was Godwin, thread over. That link will remain blue "Reccomend." I refused to look beyond the thumbnails, but I did read some of those prevents comments, fetish redditors are fucking WEIRDDDDDDD (obvious I know but COME ON!!!!) that is not sexy! And the people designing these abominations had to go to school for years for engineering. They are also paid very handsomely probably I heard a lot of good things about it and how they are a really good tool (not that they're tools) to help provide us with a little boost. I may take a look into it considering that finals are coming up and I may need some assistance in terms of organization. The new Pharma building, eh. I happen to live right in front of it. Little in the middle but she got much back. This would be so to read if I didn't see the episode yet. Hey. Whoa. Back up. You don't claim he's a *fucking* friend until you provide each and every redditor some proof. I thought we learned this lesson? Check your god damn friend request Why is this so disturbing?! Not in NJ, we rescheduled it... Well a high dose of DOB got me kicked out of college and I tripped for three days. You haven't seen overwhelming until you try to flip 3 maidens at once and keep your waifu Okay, Darth**Lolita** Wait what? What kind of tie in with Blade Runner?? ^ _ ^ / I'll second that. Down voted. One repost I can tolerate with a nothing response. Twice gets a down vote. Not to mention the fact that this is EVERYWHERE! No Safeway in SoCal ... It's VONS "It looks like a Japanese eyeball." And the towel. You want to wipe the nether region dry but oh will you look at that, your towel is now stained cheese pizza you say On the way back from platte rover state park I saw a "Nike their ass, Take their gas" This is so cringe worthy that I made other people read it just so I could watch their faces when they got to the punch line. I wish my paperwork was sexy. The article said, "western." I believe chow mein would be eastern. Redditor for 25 minutes... Stock has been asking for a (literally) shit ton of stuff from me. I've been controlling it for some time now. I think I'm starting to break him. Yeah... I can't imagine how that doesn't put her right back in the mood... ( ) You, you have issues If my gifter finds all my /r/circlejerk posts... Texas... "1000 days a week" She was going on a cleanse, but a few days in it ended up making her really sick... So she went back to being a vegetarian... You should What. Spent a lot of time trying to think of a name that I had not used on the internet before (so that I could not be tracked easily ). "I certify and agree that I lose all my rights" errm, no. It wouldn't let me skip this still a good game,upvoted Octobeard I never got my link to the certificate from last year. Even emailed them asking about it, but got nothing in response. Seriosly, fuck fungus. Useless bacteriotype cant even apocolypse. That's the gayest thing I have seen all day - and I've been on reddit all day, so that's saying something. ಠ_ಠ "your" ### No my logic would say any one who lost to the packers but beat the chiefs could beat the packers....if I actually believed that though at least the refs didnt cost your team the game you guys are making a big deal about a call that didnt even decide the game Where do I even begin? Whatever happened with this? Poor kid. But I guess if she wants to be a stripper when she grows up she's all set. Are you from Mississippi? that looks a lot like my friends old house's back yard Who does that Selective blindness much? The book one is spot on! I only loan to people who live in my house. I used to lend to people who were blood related to me, then my sister stole one of my favorite books that's now out of print and left it next to the toilet in her house where it got totally ruined. But they taste like shit without milk... Quentin's class brought me here I always thought people were saying it in jest? I'm so tempted to post this in [1] /r/conspiratard. Seriously, this subreddit is a mess. Wow...welcome to the internet I wasn't aware that Linux had incompatible MONITORS at the time, but I guess 1600x1200 with a 60hz refresh rate is pretty unusual. There are still ways of getting it, you just have to be sneaky. Also, we are talking about the cryptographic strength of picture passwords, which implies that we've recovered the hash files somehow. Here's no way you would crack a password on a live, modern system. Every os I know of locks you out after N failed attempts. Yes, because mods all magically work without testing and debugging Not sure if serious. That feel... I used to date the son of a pentecostal preacher, and those people are very... touchy. I don't like people I don't know putting their hands on me. They had no respect for anyone's personal bubble. Even sitting far from anyone else had no effect... they would walk to "lay on hands" and make my skin crawl. ( ) So nervous that he got a boner. As a Colombian woman, go fuck yourself. Judging by the time stamp this gif is from the future Lots of pressure and repeated strokes with lube ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Not with my siblings. Hey! Can we haiv sex 2? I'm escaped convict. ಠಠ ಠಠ There is one wrong point in that text..he wouldn't call bc an idiot. He would say "son of a bitch", "cancercancercancer", "gg,Game Lost fag bc". LoL community is trash and that text above will not change anything. Riot has to change few more things like the tribunal system that is, frankly said, kinda useless. Hi, I'm not a girl, i'm not geographically near you, and I'm not interested in sociology or college classes of any kind. I'm also not interested in the bisexual female lifestyle. I just wanted to ask if you knew of any good healthy recipes for healthy but yummy dinner dishes. I'm just trying to knock a hock in here. I see... but that last part... When I read amendment 6 I was like, , really Alabama? Oh! I just thought of it, it would have been soo much better if he could have waited to be killed in the last finale. His death would have been more memorable and epic, instead of being killed in an open fucking field But in all honesty, I kind of like Hershel better than Dale. Even the acting is better. Oh, damn you guys! and i was just going to sleep Well I'd love to sign up but apparently I have no credits because I'm not done with the Trick or Treat for some reason. I shipped my gift, my giftee got it, my santa shipped their gift, I confirmed I got it. What's going on? Might want to get your butthole bleached! ;) Thanks for your answers! A colorful response to #11. I'm in. What thyme? I still have no idea Sure. you sure know your hookers I'm really nervous about anything I've ever said now Kitt- … I'd rather jack off with sandpaper That burn.... Oooh... you fucking bitch. Did you even read the post? I wonder who's going to be licking that cheeto dust You scared my penis. No. She is going to look at you like this: Oh yes. Fox News. Now that's a dependable source. 100 gallons would be like hundreds of pounds. Like 700 or so. Dem stickers...ლ( ლ) And he uses Lopunny because...she's hot? Is this really news? This could be my mom... You have to be fucking shitting me.... Now... being the non computer savvy self I am, can you explain to me the pieces you listed? I understand the RAM, graphics card for better performance I believe. What is the difference between i5 / i7 processors? Why SSD + HDD combination? Why above 500w power supply? What's an Optical drive? I'm not the smartest on computers. Shut up! No, it's not. Okay, this is where I draw the line. I usually grind my teeth and make the face. My kit lens, because it's the only one i have *I'm* terrified of her laugh . You did not just say that you were on G+ Aren't you in vanguards now... Uh oh, I'd better get out then I kid, I like this place too much to screw it over with scams and such :P That escalated quickly Is that... actually your anus? Houston for your honeymoon? Meet y'all for drinks? Did anyone else see or should I shut up and sleep? "He is not a crook, he just wanted to kill people..." It is funny that your account is only as old as your post Come on now. If you're going to post that, it could at least be on something relevant. Oh god. I immediately started hearing vacuum cleaner noises in my head. > If he wounds me during foreplay ( ...true story) But that bullet button... stay classy reddit alien eye I want his email so I can send him pictures of dead bugs.ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Who are they trying to make Batman? Are they trying to make *Sonic* into Batman? Holy Fuck Why didn't you tag it as NSFW!!??? My brother just gave me the the most Ungodly look...and probably thinks I'm lesbian now. When Todd akin says that if you got pregnant from rape that it isn't really rape because your body was some how asking for it, we'll that enables it, it allows the victim to be blamed for the crime committed against her. That is horrible policy and it all but encourages people to get away with rape; because if you knocked her up she must have enjoyed it and is therefore lying about you raping her so well let you off. Anyone who enacts or espouses this sort of stance might as well say they are ok with rape just as long as you get her pregnant because a. She liked it and/or b. god willed it. Kitt- … Get out. The earth will be so hot that mammals will die out, and reptiles will survive, evolving into dinosaurs. Another meteor will crash, and the next ice age will occur. Then humans will evolve and become smarter and the cycle will continue. Rough mix right? Those vocals are way too brittle on the top end . Send this out for mastering, but send stems instead of a stereo file. Don't let the recording engineer master it. Good luck. Great performances! OBAMA IS GOD!! UPVOTE ANYTHING AGAINST MITTENS1!!!11! DOWNVOTE ANYTHING AGAINST OBAMA!!!11!!! Reddit Because .. Japan... Who said that's a girl? Don't touch any parts inside!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you don't know how to discharge the capacitors, then you must get a repair tech to open it and get it out, or risk death. Other than the tubes, don't touch a thing in there that you don't recognize and have knowledge of. PLEASE don't come back to /r/LOST until you're done!!! We love you and the integrity of the show is on the line should you choose to keep reading. You WILL read a spoiler. Probably already saw that dudes.. nice troll acc you got there WE GET IT! Our states suck, weknow. Some states acutally have segregated proms? What are you doing fucking your ex-wife? Oh, well in *that* case, I'm sure the manager would let it slide! Oooh we have some common interests. My favorite character is Sirius Black, I met my SO on WoW, I do technology, and I'm unwillingly also a vampire. And my kitty is also spastic. Seriously she runs rapid circles around the couch. It worries me sometimes. Ily beb. Yeah, maybe the rate hasn't increased as much as the percentage of cases being reported, or maybe Vitalstatistix is right, hard to tell Thank you for the tips! I tried my best organising my thoughts but I know it's sometimes a mess every person is different, he said he googled , for all we know it could just be stress "THANK YOU EVERYONE WHO CAME" How you do it son! Oh god, I remember my mom making scrambled eggs, even brownies and cupcakes nah, really it's redditors(if you want to address them as such) I think there are too many 14 year olds on here for me to deal with sometimes Needs more 's Yea that's not a red flag.... >What are you doing fucking your ex-wife? You're an asshole, you marked up my wall. I remember when 'When I Grow Up' by the Pussycat Dolls came out a lot of people were singing "I wanna have boobies" instead of "I wanna have groupies" from the chorus... That sound like a breakup story of mine People are raging in the YouTube comments. There is something in the making on this reddit... It's the most interesting vehicle in the world... it runs on a drink. >Now, since I don't say sorry as much..... She yells at me for not apologizing. Litaret. Nickleback. le wat amirite [10]? >I wonder how many fraudulent votes were cast while they were out? ### <--- le old meme Indian look of disapproval ver tim when they don't CHECK THEIR HITLER PRIVILEGE Get off my lawn. Nice try, bud light... "I've been brewing this all day to pop later". <- It will be. It's a game. [](/ppserious) its a space May as well fix it anyway Oh yeah, 'course, Commercial & 1st is TOTALLY IN NEW WESTMINSTER. Because you have a history of making bad decisions. I remember that fast food cup. :D Thank you for that sub-reddit, I didn't know about it! I will definitely check it out. Also, I feel really bad for that student pilot then (and worse for his instructor! ) The "right" to take weekends? Camping should never involve picnic benches Bloody hell This is a rat It was a 10 character password using both letters and numbers, not particularly scrambled but it had a strong security rating. According to Anet, "For example, account name “joe.user@example.com”, password “alligator101″. If they don’t get a match immediately, they may try a variant like “alligator100″ or “alligator102″, then they quickly move on to the next entry on their list. And it’s interesting to see that the passwords on these lists are mostly quite good passwords. For every one account on the hackers’ lists with a password like “twilight” (real example, ), there are dozens of accounts with good strong passwords." I will confess, I have used this password elsewhere, which may have proved to be my undoing in this case, but it was by no means a weak password. Not everyone is from America ಠ_ಠ not ಠ_ಠ funny ..... True story... for us, it was a sock. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ I was forced to smash my evangelion DVD with a hammer ( those into anime will know) it was a rather collectible special addition DVD with a picture of unit-01 on the front. My grandmother said it was standing over her one night while she tried to sleep. can't stop Nice try Domino's employee... oh, crap. foiled. I like reading old stuff. Now what be you implying mister? Goodness, I've never heard someone say "hyper-bowl." I hope it stays that way. Yes... thats 4chan alright. A cop told me how to avoid getting pulled over if you're driving drunk... Using the search feature... Colin County is doing a pilot program this year where you can vote anywhere in the county. Makes us politicos mad when trying to collecting voting data for specific precincts Hardly. Kitt- … ლ( ლ) Pourquoi une des rare fois ? I still don't see how the handbook does not cover this. ლ( ლ) 'jet skiers' Not your hand. I go to this school too. Oh my god I called it "Capital City', didn't I? Obama is a manipulator Romney is dumb pffff poor america really? Says FOX_News_enthusiast... ლ( ლ) An... ass blaster? Took me way to long to figure that out I'm terrible at math. But even I can be financially responsible. They must be running for president They sell the delicious snack that is Munchies in my school's vending machines... they know! let me aks you a question... Looks like a penis. Totally counts! Unless it was someone else's... Connor and Ezio are not necessarily related, they are just ancestors of Desmonds. E.g. You yourself have a pair of grandparents, two pairs of great grandparents, four pairs of great great grandparents, and so on. Seeing as none of those pairs are closely related (hopefully ) Conner, Ezio, and Altair do not need to be descendants or ancestors of each other, as long as their children coupled somewhere along Desmond's line. ...Romney... Take the time to vote? Take the time to spell out your title. I was going to rant saying "DO IT NOW!!!" Then I remembered it had to be at 12:29 pm. I'm so silly. I guess the multiple wars and numerous lost heroes is still not worth an hour in an Americans life. sit on the floor and wait. She is outside the show, they definitely dress her down. That dead tooth... I only enjoyed this .gif because it is massive. Everyone other to^ಠ *v* ^ಠ I've seen is that small .gif. This one, when I clicked the RES +window to open it, made me smile and chuckle. I needed a chuckle. Thank you for the extended fart joke chuckle. 5,390 fans. WTF I would, but I must be an approved submitter God dammit, I was an hour too late. Here's your upvote, I guess I'm not as unique as I think I am. >Remember when blizzard made an amazing game for them and they said no that will never sell I heard what you said. I'm wondering the same thing. I noticed facebook blew up about 20 minutes ago, but nothing on Reddit?? I cringed at your username When I was a kid I wasn't even allowed to play M rated games. Now these moms take pictures with their kids pointing a gun at them. Thanks jerk, you just opened up Windows Live Mail for me Just stop. Did he... kill the dog with the dildo? Oh my god. I've never seen Obama and Batman in the same place at the same time. Disgusting rape comment indeed. I'd sell but I'd break even I feel embarrassed to be associated to 50% of the country sometimes. Redditor for 56 minutes. So is anyone else noticing what looks like a 3rd set of legs in the picture Yeah but this certainly isn't proof that you AREN'T crazy Her blouse was open? Holy fuck. I'm Conservative. This guy's just an ass. What is wrong is that individual liberties are even up for a vote. And you NEVER call a Kiwi an Aussie. Fucking nasty girls. These pogs are a disgrace to the uniform. Oh look. All women. Because young boys are never the victim of molestation. I just realized his hands are stained brown... What's so cool about that? White man with black arms. Flagship game: Farm Simulator 2013 I honestly still believe that at 30 years old. I know it may sound naive but I do. Some guy who was banned had a very, very large trade history full of scamming black siemen (black paint) and such. It's like this concept is more difficult for some people to grasp than theoretical physics would be. Don't forget the "If you don't eat chicken, there's something very wrong with you" ads. Nope, still not reading it. Last time I was told that, I went to some subreddit where the bottom of society posts pictures of dudes fisting each other while worshipping Carlton from the fresh prince Yeah they shortened his name to "D. Tracy", yet they spelled out "Jack Skellington" ... Surely he isn't implying that they voted along race lines... *what movies?* ლ( ლ) At first I read the first sentence only and went election result from bbc.co.uk You are not helping KEYBOARD SCIENCE here.... Please do not downvote for your computer preferences, macs are fine, stop the hate Remind her to pee? What? That will be a great day for gay marriage and women's equality. But ***bad for gun rights.*** And I like my guns. Please, please, please, Obama appoint democratic supreme court justices that will fight for my right to own a firearm. I went to an all boys school so there was some downright nasty shit that went on. Once on a rugby trip one of the team passed out drunk so another boy put on a condom and wanked into it and then fingered it up the passed out kids arse so that when he woke up he thought he'd been raped. The second thing I can think of was someone getting expelled for beating up a kid and then putting the handle of a hammer up his arsehole . My school was messed up. I'm seeing a lot of "Obama got re-elected, I'm moving to Canada". Yes, because you'll surely love Canadian healthcare if you hate Obama's plans Ignorance prevails. Yes, I know this. Obama got my vote this year. Romney would have flipped flopped on the gun rights like he always does Dracula's spawn? Wat In Texas it is illegal to hand in an absentee mail-in ballot, and it invalidates your vote. I really do not understand the logic Yeah cause if you just use selective breeding you can create corn with roundup in every cell... Why does he need a whip? True. A girl once asked me were I was from, and when I replied, "New York," meaning the state, she cut me off and asked if I had been in any movies. And if I rode taxis everywhere. I had to explain that New York is actually a state, too. [](/angel " ") Not sure if its the suit itself or his pose that makes it, but it seems like this suit got space for big boobs. > look around . This is america... apple ಠ_ಠ "their" You know, you're right. We should avoid building any infrastructure to avoid the off-chance that there will be cost overruns. 25th Anniversary of MGS4? I realize they mean MGS as a series but why just 4? My boner is disappoint. A fat, white haired dude referring to a thin, dark skinned man as "Santa Claus"... As a Puerto Rican that moved to Miami, I can say that there are more English speakers in Puerto Rico than in Miami. I imagine her only allowance is if he carries an umbrella for her, but he must trail behind her with his arm stretched to shield only her. Not to mention the fact that my synapse software asks to be updated a billion times per day, every day. Wat? Like ya said, the teeth situation in the cities are just fine. Get out in the rural areas, though... Why is there even an explanation for this. It was pretty straight forward. All they do is laugh... *forever* PA here. This won't fly with us since we want to continue to privatize our prison system. If we decriminalize weed, HOW WILL WE FILL OUR PRISONS?! UGH my friend do that too. He always will poke my butt and be like 'you like that, huh?' An I'm like . "similar materials" ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ Bamboo Milk Kansas City has a better downtown? The honest answer to that question would scare you to your core. >^ >>^^ >>>^^^ Asus Soundcard Its great that gay people have the right to marry now. Though i voted yes on R-74, i DIDN'T vote to approve gay dudes dancing on cars stripping down, as shown on the news last night She should invest in glass armor. Andy Samberg... Neil Patrick Harris.. Andy Milonakis I heard on Playboy radio that it hurts because the sperm are trying to impregnate your eyeballs Me neither Just Mr. Stone honoring his name... Detailed map of Tyria? Just hit M Then stop decapitating your roommates and trying to wash the evidence down the drain En las nalgas You know my Instagram? That's a lot of drinking... Lol ah I see! Well I was just asked by a 35 year old if I graduated, and I'm like, graduated what? Then he said college. And I was just like, fuck that old man... I ain't sleepin' with ya. I could've sworn Will Ferrell also found that solution the other day.... So what were you searching for to find this.... But he said he loves her **forever**.. Whats that supposed to mean.... Edward kellen (1st & middle name) Dont't know why you're being downvoted. Probably because you keep saying "juice jelly" You win the creep out contest... But then I guess we all knew you would. That's a pretty homoerotic school you went to fella...best watch yer bum if you roam those halls. Redditor for 22 minutes You're silly <3 I mean horrible and mean.... And every hair conditioner I've ever used resembles it, except less sticky. And oh wait, that expensive Aveda shampoo...that is 99% natural ingredients... ._. Is it wrong of me to like how bad these movies are? They actually seem really entertaining...like...I'd watch this stuff over just about any movie or tv show...ps...I'd watch it SOBER I KNOW, CAN YOU IMAGINE A DIVISION THAT SENDS AN 8-8 TEAM TO THE PLAYOFFS? THAT'S ALMOST AS WEAK AS SENDING A 7-9 TEAM TO THE PLAYOFFS You have a child sexual abuse fetish? Ouch. Mother fucker! I read all the comments before scrolling up and seeing his picture... Holy fuck. This man has literally stopped maturing since he appeared on the Carmen San Diego game show years back . The AMA itself is cringeworthy I dunno...could have been 4 years Oh, did you also know that in the U.S. schools katsup is considered a vegetable. "Isolationist stances" Can't even number correctly? MN plates. Clippers bench winning the game... . Someone pinch me. It's not unknown! You don't need a girlfriend when you have gunpla... Wait wtf am I saying... as someone from indiana and lives in missouri... Dat thumbnail No, just...no. Ionno, the campaign is nice. Not groundbreaking but it sure as hell was a better experience than that abominable multiplayer By capitalising medieval times you made me think of the restaurant chain. Talk about going for dinner and a show... Want. When in the shit will GTA5 be out? They released the trailer for it over a year ago...way to keep a fan base Rockstar...you're only losing potential fans and buyers the more you make them wait and forget all about GTA... Umm yeah, being submissive to a government is not good. So what do you then? Just blindly follow and submit to authority even if its wrong and violating rights? That's just weak. If that's the case then I'm happy to be an atheist and communist instead of being a fool cuz the book of Romans says to submit... Her voice starts to get demonic........ Cortant That nationalism. My now ex used to call my penis the terminator because of the first time we had sex I was too rough, she bled. She wasn't a virgin either. Op is looking for the spell, not how to hold items. If his phones in his hand then what's in his pocket I hate that I read this in his voice... But..but...Disney World The Judeo-Christian beacon lightbulb needs changing, Congressman... Your female friend has a beard?! I just read that as "I'm 34 and just tried humans last week for the first time." I would think most people who can afford a GTR don't often drive them in bad weather. I know someone who's turned their STI into a winter beater since buying a GTR. I used to think chicken nuggets were a chickens fried balls... I still ate the fuck out of them Don't tell *me* what to do! Or Austria goes all Djengis Khan on the world and end's up knocking on China's door before I've put my first boat in the water I know that, *now*. Look up and you'll see I amended my post with an edited correction. Yeah I'm gonna go ahead and continue fucking my girlfriend. Enjoy your game "That's from me... squirtin." As someone who studies Russian history at university, my only response is Oh god why I get the thing with kids. I have Tourettes, so elementary school was hard. In fourth grade we had to tell everyone in class something we liked about them, some guy said he liked the way I twitched. Upvoted for being able to provide a scholarly paper. for said paper being terrible, transparently cruel, and obsequiously meant for the most brutal of exploiters to content themselves that their chattel are better off in small, isolated, solitary pens. Holy shit, finally someone I put a tag on that I see again. but why do I have you tagged as truth-speaking ex-NYer The misplaced apostrophe? Your drills are lacking. Did I fucking stutter >Did I fucking stutter Ill get it almost everytime im level 15, so I can have 6,5 items Finally a practical way I can mail by gold bullion bit by bit without anyone stealing it. I've lost so much already. ノ( º _ ºノ) ︵╰(°□°)╯︵ (╰ )╰ It's said how steam has such a monopoly over me that I'm seriously disinclined to download this amazing free game . Fuck it, I'm going to do it! Viva la revolucion! I had a sim once age up to young adult while her boyfriend was still a teen. She then cheated on him with some other guy and got pregnant. When the boyfriend aged up, she announced her pregnancy to him, and he was all happy for her, then she proposed to him and he accepted So wait... You are taking British Columbia with you... And not using their pot? you are part of the biggest problem our holy geeky brotherhood has to face - i hope you know that All those people standing around and yet nobody yells "WORLDSTAR!!!" ...it is possible I'm in the wrong business... All those people standing around and yet nobody yells "WORLDSTAR!!!" ...it is possible Oh god not this again . Barack Obama is *not* a secret atheist. Deal with it. False alarm. Apparently it was just a trickster with spray paint... that's a myth? That's a whole lot of white people. 93 minutes Yeah ** ** Psych has an awesome theme song. Careful. Cigarettes are bad for you. You made me spit water on my iPad. *** *** a silly symphony No. On behalf of amputees: . No cup, no nothing. She's a paladin.... not a priest. Yeah seriously not cool guys This question is mandatory. I gave the same comment a month ago. I have the problem that on the harley it's on each side. Then when I switch to another motorcycle I either hit the ignition on the right or the horn on the left You aren't in the Army... "Now don't you leave, *because I'll kill you *" I see them all the time. Here. On Reddit. I have a friend from Canby who does the same thing. Painfully SFW Yes, yes we do. We finally have a word as hard hitting as "faggot". The cgi zombie horde makes me sad. They're gonna butcher a great book Max Payne 2....... Speakless. 2 years ago i still played normals with and skyped now shes a celebrity The fact that the penis is erect again for that picture .. Holy shit that 2001 concept ** ** Also known as cannabis, which 50% of Vancouver thinks is a drug. I'm looking at your flair disapprovingly. OP is on PS3. exactly. Just provide them with your e-mail and you're good to go. Gosh, what did I have done? What I have created?! A thread about gay Muslims! Oh, snap - my bad. I didn't mean to fail to achieve my #1 goal of being attractive on the internetz. You have wounded me to my core!!! It's probably because the blood flow was restricted while he had his penis in the pipe, so when they got the pipe off, he couldn't help but have a lot of blood rush to that area. Now think about the pain he would have felt, to have an erection in that situation... Comments one word to answer a question tagged as Noob. Not super helpful that sir appears to be 2 lunches He is so tall though... major wood. Modern fashion. Chinese rickrolling? stop molesting that poor bike Istagram's the shit at my school Running zombies I didn't notice any survivors killing each other... No. Straight from an old post of mine! That's not creepy at all! Mages have always been the best not asleep yet d00d Those "Shit Stains" replicate the uniform (MARPAT) our United States Marines wear, dick... When people ask me how my job as a CNA is going, sometimes I like to reply with, "I've seen some shit " How do you get a fiber connection? We have shitty dsl out here in the sticks. Most I get is 1MB Is the act of saying "take my upvotes" frowned upon for a deep reason? horsepower... This isn't the place for legal advice. Neon cows duh.... That's my area code Repost int variables don't store decimals and you know it. I thought it was going to be like /r/short but just for women... I like my single seats A game trailer in movies, though? TIL Man tits Better than lego... Feet. Dem R.A.T 7's This is like Malibu's Most Wanted in real life. But i'm sure you'll give him credit for every single bad thing that's happened in the last 4 years. Idiot. y u no video I did this, but some preachy scientist guilted me into putting it back Yeah, that really narrows it down... I imagined something like the bosses out of RE5 after reading this. Myth or not. Why are these girls copying one piece Let me hear you halal? RDP'ing to a server from a terminal server. Attempt to reboot the distant server. End up rebooting the terminal server instead My cat poops right next to the litter box. Never in it How does that reaction make any sense in this subreddit? Literally everything deserves a " " I have a VPN account in the us, i watched this with it, and I seriously can't understand how they'd lose any money letting us watch this clip in Australia... I don't even think we get the Conan show over here anymore, and if we do its at like 1130pm with about 50 cents of ad revenue... So fucking retarded... Blue cheese has the smell of a rotten corpse and **tastes the same** 8 and has a cell phone? . Obama is a socialist, I dunno what that means but it's BAADDDD. Word. yea, rape that shit Play them. My chem teacher did this but made the elements based off of some of the students names and gave it made up properties to make fun of us ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Nah. To be honest I'm terrible with stuff like that. I remember one of them was young pretty and blonde... but I'm not sure you're allowed to ask for that specific criteria Glad you're ok! Tell me the dude got a careless driving charge at least. He cross a solid white line Gonna say the same thing.. I cannot stand exposed cords... Prepare for more "siema pl?" in ingame chat I thought about it and isn't it a little ironic that it's a poster against racism yet they depict an asian eating rice, with chop sticks 560 Ti? Get a 670. That's why I always hold the door for my mom. You don't get to do that! 5.. /r/Picsofhorsedicks A nice cream base chowder... What I took away from this, "not a registered voter" Union or non-union the President openly said he'd shut the coal industry down. Yep. It was an r/atheism post simply titled " ". It depicted a billboard with a little black girl and the American flag. It said "Why do atheists hate America?". It got 1300-some upvotes. Once while I was eating at the food court a group of girls I didnt know asked me to watch their stuff while they went to the washroom. The washroom was like 2 minutes away so I agreed. Ended up sitting there for a hour watching stuff after I was done eating. Brother and sister wrestling Words are about context. I imagine a world where I can say any or all of these words on a daily basis and still be a progressive liberal. But, yeah, this woman is just a fucking idiot. juan* My boss ordered a 920 for me on the 7th. The status still says processing, and it hasn't shipped yet. Yeah, it was supposed to be at my doorstep today, and it's not even shipped yet. Geht auch klar ;-) You! I like you! You have no idea how many times I try to explain this to people and they just blow me off keep saying crap like, "nope it's only a fruit" ಠಠ ಠಠ 2 is the only picture with bars in the correct position ಠಠಠಠಠ ಠಠಠಠಠ People like you... I swear. You stop napping for a century or two and the fuckers go and raid your shit. What did I just watch? I guess he is just really devoted to his dive... oh shoot. oh_jacob and vampireLorwell getting into a heated argument.. this will not end well Lol yeah; me too. If you scroll to the bottom of the article it mentions minimum specs: Lion 10.7.5 Not everybody! he's posted in /r/preteen_bitches before. I would but it's just a normal subreddit. Omg I am so mad about that! ONLY reason I came to the comments was to complain about that damn word. If you Don't want to get downvoted, Don't tell Reddit to go fuck itself. Morde flair but she's just chubby at best St. John Never done that before I got one today too. Words with friends. "Premium quality" I think the is in response to "quartz and battery-operated" considering quartz and battery-operated is the same thing. Yes, I believe it's a good habit to keep. I have some friends that light 75% of the surface area on their first hit. He killed it... Good point. I would probably use it in my next run of something, but... No offense, just the Nicki Minaj look is just... you again As a guy... Blended and packaged in Sierra Leone Too much whaling. I used to think it meant "Internet Talking Topic". Can't tell if serious or really stupid novelty account What did looking like poop have to do with anything DINNER Maybe so No no, i think he was -ing at the fact it needs to be wound daily. Even my 40 years old watches have 54 hours of power reserve :p The second definition... Fleshlights are for perverts It's 9:08 and there's no basketball yet "As an Arsenal fan, I enjoy watching Spurs games on occasion" ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Pat Bateman? He's likely doing one of the following 1)Making water balloons 2)Using them to masturbate 3)Cheating on you. I'm thinking water balloons. What a pig This is a bit much Uhhh....I'm not so sure how to answer your question ... I'd probably just use the text chat, 'cause webcam talk is awkward for me. Then I'd probably have nothing to say, so I'd just sit there, lurking. "blended and packaged in Sierra Leone" I'm sorry, what? Because someone thinking you're gay would be *sooooo* terrible. Fucking OJ and his low speed chase Is that Crunk Coco? 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Unless it is just pm or pm(s). Um they make that in 5 minutes. Weak That looks like something you would put in your car Wtf? What are you after? (one thing anyway?) give me a break. So because a guy wants to hold your hand and make a connection your just going to pass him on by? Yeah, 100,80,40,20. that's a very damaging weapon. Why offer me 7 then The sad thing is, you know its just what their fucking redneck parents have taught them to think and say. Hell tuesday night after the election one of my dads friends daughters got on face book and said "This is crap you idiots just elected this retard again because he is pro abortion. abortion is murder and anyone who has one should be arrested for murder." Shes 16 They sadly invade fairly often calling themselves Scottish or Irish. However I must said its sad to see a fellow Scot fall to LoL, might have to go find him and knee cap him I think her dad was a GI So you are telling me that you had a great night because you left your boyfriend alone to go have fun with your straight friends? I'm legitimately making this face: .rar Sounds like a keeper. ಠ_ಠ None of those things sound ok Sony only includes RCA cables with the PS3. Not even Component video. Composite. In all it's 480i60 glory ಠಠ ಠಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ That escalated quickly. You do know tampons don't go in your butt right? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I will cut you, if you have make a Big Bang reference again flick the bean? German football culture I thought it was real... Once again, you haven't actually rebuked *anything* I fucking said. surely they had multiplayer in WW2 It's a date. Don't show up when I'm 50 though. Checked out your submission history to see what posts you might be talking about... Eagle V No. I don't usually peg random strangers at all. I was in the same boat too. I had the book but hesitated to buy the app until last night. Ironic thing was, I couldn't install it right away because my iPad didn't have enough space. Yes ImportantPotato, he's talking about Muslims Yay, Michigan on Reddit! Oh wait. "have them" Did you seriously just take pictures of your laptop screen? Press the black tab with the little white down arrow that's above the text box when you're replying, then swipe the bar that appears to the right. Because that wouldn't be time-travel. That would be inter-dimensional travel. Which apparently can be done using time-travel machines in the DBZ universe. I assume the is for my submissions to /r/poop huh? Haha but thanks a ton. I think... um... I just... wow. Pictures 5, 6, and 7: Shooting unarmed civilian for the win. That's the worst looking Zapdos I've ever seen. I don't think I'd fit then Wants to rub mayo on a penguin. You should not be proud of this!? That's the whole point of it being legal, you can now smoke in public without fear of persecution....... My RES tag for you tells me that you love rape A urine test is pretty easy to use. Though I can't see the cops asking for a sample at a traffic stop. And here I thought they were a civilized society It was better then I expected as well, but really....your **favorite**?... By God, YOU'RE RIGHT! I don't understand...... Straight off the internet so you know it's true. We get it. We’ve seen it. He's a healer! Nsfw that shit! Why was this link already purple for me? The cracking sound disturbs me more than it should You're playing Solo Legendary, you should never feel ashamed about that. I like to take my time and explore and soak in the campaign while still playing Solo Legendary so my completion time is usually the highest out of all my friends. I also die a lot, not because it's hard, but because that's just how I play, whether it is solo or coop. My friends usually laugh or give me the " , did you seriously just die to ____" at me when I die in the campaign but I don't care, since I still destroy them in MP and customs. So the picture of Rashida Jones,fully clothed, is labeled NSFW, but the photo of the woman with carrots in her vagina is not. Pussychu This is not the NSFW I was looking for he was surprised the computer got a virus in the first place, cuz gosh dang its a mac "It seems to be aware", better push it away so i don't get burned by these flames we staged. I came here to say that It thinks "cat" isn't a word? www.reddit.com/r/memes this isn't 9GAG guys... If only we were playing a game with some sort of built-in coordinate system. So it was either stolen or he was going really fast. Or he was going really fast to try to get away from the cops because it was stolen... Xbox. On ps3 it's Kal-EKent. Cuz I misspelled it and it won't let me change and no! I wish I did but I don't have it :( I have the "eye liner" she used for the bottom...it's actually on the end of a brow brush to darken brows... A monster chasing a little girl Is this really a meme? I saw a place last week that offered a deal for teen body waxing.. It was half price one day of the week. The sign said ages 11-18 Well, I found the Kanas pretty easy and amusing to learn (I knew 3 different alphabets before, so it wasn't that much of a challenge). It's just that realizing that I can read a sign like 誰　or 達 and understand, if not its pronounciation but at least its meaning, is mind blowing. Yesterday, I was doind some practice exercises, then I looked at my sheet, covered by Hiraganas, Katakanas, and Kanjis, then I realised why everybody around me was looking at me like this > and that outfit Great bass...but no midrange or treble. If I had a half dollar for ever time my boss asks me "Is there something wrong?" I haven't bought anything at Best Buy for years. Now find me some half&half in the UK. How dare you turn down Two_Inches! Hahaha i would've given you the look Too busy to have sex with your bf, but have time to meet someone online, make time to get to know them, and then fuck them? Yeah. Ok.. They've given him the game - why is he still there? at least its only thanksgiving...in canada we have boxing day which is the day after christmas, so i would work all day on christmas eve until around 9 ish, then got to work for 3 am on boxing day and work for 13 hours....fantastic **You are a genius.** I always thought of the roman empire as a bunch of badasses, this information upsets me It's better than the *expired specimens*. Why do you have **84 times** the upvotes of the person who said this *7 hours before you?* Haha, because my username But but...no one from the Big XII or any conference can compete with teams from the SEC! Dude... I'm blonde punch line in the title Who...who are you? Shut it down? He said he's going to let her speak. HE STARTED A BUSINESS FROM THE GROUND UP AND DEFEATED THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY!!! AND IS WEALTHY!! GET HIM!!! seriously reddit, we have more common sense than this. Hahahahahaha you would hahahaha think so hahahahahaha but **NO** ** ** Get this I'm on a Toshiba satellite with Windows XP This again. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ no thanks to the poster.ლ( ლ) Olaf passive on trondomore. CubanCharles, American. "Particularly marijuana." I was hanging out at a local middle school... Exactly! My friends in high school (I'm 24 now) did this, and I still don't know why. We all had cell phones but if they randomly showed up in my driveway they'd call my cell to get me to come down (instead of knocking). This was fine until the times I didn't have my cell on my person or the battery had died. One time a couple of my best friends literally got in a car together, drove 15 minutes to my house well on the other side of town, called me from my own driveway, and when I didn't pick up (I think I had my headphones on and didn't hear my phone ring) they assumed I wasn't at home and drove away to do something fun without me. I later had to explain to them how to knock on a door How the fuck have you played Skyrim and not know that Imperial is a race? looks like Ralph's Depending on whether or not the girl's friends actually got the picture of her before she fell, you very well could have the last photo of her still alive. That would have messed my mind up You can't get high by simply being near someone who smokes that's fucking ludicrous! Even in a concealed place with nowhere for the smoke to go the person would still have to be in there for **at least** 5-10 min. Maybe now that it's legal more people will be better informed..... . ಠಠ ಠಠ That's some fucking practical armour right there. "The moment I realized I was a mother fucker" Do you KNOW about the bath thing through experience? The physical home button also designed for blind people Who wouldn't Win Vibration3? God the chopper is slow Wait, is that gif from the actual show? It looks like it was done in Flash... I thought a fan had animated it. dick-pons? And a blond stopping a runaway train? Your argument is invalid. Whoever thinks this is funny should be ashamed of themselves >Sounds like a **creeper**. Couldn't stop imagine how he scratch his balls Don't read the comments Trains. Why the hell would you google that. ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ Well, I think that's about enough internet for me tonight. There is a playlist running nuketown 24/7? It looks like a mix between a jackal and a deer Well at least I don't make embarrassing apostrophe mistakes while trying to seem intelligent. Well he did warn you. Even so, "Remember this leather thong? It still has your teeth marks in it!" Are you serious? You're going to dump your friends if they don't think you the most beautiful and glorious being ever to walk the planet? Sounds like the kind of thing a dog on the internet would say. A loaded 6x12 with an element? A macbook is a laptop... *crotch funk* 9gag Dat username. And you're still completely missing the point, I think on purpose. This novelty account ... Invader Penis. I nominate Singingturtles for a couple of reasons. She always keeps the Skype chat entertained, and we BOTH look like the bride of chucky hahaha! ...to defend himself against dinosaurs. I love when I can see the outline of a hot guy's package under dem basketball short me gusta Fucking iPhone autocorrect. 9gagpost... ಠ_ರೃ -> wat Source or it didn't happen. Is he alive? Not a big fan of Siem Reap. Very shady and over touristy. ಠ_ಠ soooooo sexy! Today I learned: Don't trust Adorama. Their* ಠ ಠ Looks like the cat is eating something.. Did you put food on the keyboard just to get this picture? Yeah, it's a really great idea to adopt at age 80. Out the door beats any other - seiche shrinks and does not give the mani lasting power Normal person. That title Patrick looks like the thumb people from Spy Kids. My name is Henry, and I am certainly no bitch Holy crap, how about we all jump on this man for his opinion. Most people that knew him during his highschool years tell me the guy used to suck dick for crack... . That was outside of my house When you said "melodic d-beat crust" I was kind of ... I'm a customer and I'm reading this. I just posted basically the same thing *butthurt* i didn't...(can i edit the wiki? ) ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ Is that a dude on the left? Geez... This troll is persistent. Human chicken? Not so much embarrassing as just a damn disgrace. Spelling and grammar are so important; it's truly shocking the number of emails I get (business emails particularly) which are written all in lowercase, poorly punctuated and incorrectly spelt. I'm not super anal about perfect sentence structure and using the wrong pronoun here and there, but people really should spell everything they write correctly and make an effort to use some classical punctuation. For instance the other day I posted an advert on Gumtree to which I got a reply which read: "Im interested of the bicykle. I live not to far from you. Can I go tomorrow to have a look between 2-3pm Thx" (This was from a British person by the way, I could almost forgive them if English isn't their first language) Seeing this face always makes me . It's fucking true Wow another AMA with duck/horse at the top. Yeah, that's helpful. Thanks. What good games reddit-breakers! ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠJಠ ಠ>ಠ Wait wait.. So Renekton is back in the top lane meta, OR Renekton is a person Very confused right now. This would have been fantastic information to read about a week ago How they hell did they pull that off? That tank is full of lies about its stats and is completely terrible. Damn those little stickers. It's like those bastards are super-glued on now i want a bag of Dick's. >No-one believes that. She just did it, I just sent her this meme and unimpressed face. I know this will sound unlikely, but my last pokemon game before black was emerald and I got that exact same black package Wat oh my god. What is this show? Did she have sex WITH her dad? And the amaziballs sex gave him a heart attack or something? Not so fast there. I feel damned lucky to have escaped that fucking ice bowl with a win. Who the hell schedules a 7:30 game in November anyways Pac 12? WHAT!!!?!!! ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Stack of used napkins on the table I don't think there is enough to overturn. What's our 3rd and 9 call? Kellen Davis is surely open. Oops, sorry. Saw the download link on the page. I will blame this on the piss-poor formatting on the iPad rather than my obliviousness... Same. Clarke on 99 Probably didn't want her real name to be revealed due to being subscribed to r/incest ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Dude. That's going too far Thank you. I think. Hab zuerst gelesen "Tripolis - Vorsicht bei Sankt-Martins-Feiern" Speculations ಠ_ಠ "to" A jailbroken device is packed with features and VERY useful tweaks, including some that act like iOS 6 features, but is unsupported and unreliable. It also consumes much storage. IOS 6 has few new features, most notably passbook and the new stores, it removes YouTube and Google Maps, and adds Apple Maps.( ) IOS 6 also is highly reliable and is supported. You COULD wait for an iOS 6 jailbreak, but it may take months. I have used iOS 6 and a jailbroken iOS 5. If you have a 4s or iPad 3, iOS 6 is much better than if not. Yes, because copying and pasting it is the same as knowing how to type it Boyfriend did your makeup? OP is being a tease Ummm, physically healthy to be executed? Really? Shit wouldn't want the guy about to be killed be in anything but top shape now would we? Google "Reddit Enhancement Plug in" :) it gives you a little button to click when you post a comment. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ You'd know all about that wouldn't you? delightfully awkward tend to other things ... Idk if it was my bad luck or something but i pulled two white kyurem ex and two crystal wall in the same box That was awesome but I can't believe how much there is still left in the game viewing on a mobile device makes this look derpy Why the downvotes? This is why I don't like 4chan. And now it's leaking into reddit. love how this million x reposted gif is upvoted to heaven on a comment thread about how much you guys hate reposts At first i couldn't really see the ship because of the perfect camouflage paintjob... thanks to RES tagging i've been noticing him everywhere They might actually believe this one when he tells them he just had a shower and sat down on the couch naked and a foreign object was inserted. I was thinking of making a serious comment about the ups and downs of your decision. Then i saw your username... he says while on reddit Cheating on Leona. Great, now my wife is pissed because she walked in on me watching this. Try to explain what I was just watching.. her tweets ''High As Fuck in New York City... The Scent of Sex on Hotel Sheets, a beautiful blonde'' Yeah! It's like... if you are the victim of a crime everybody knows you're an attention whore if you talk about it. I don't know what that is, but it sounds like his ballsack got twisted. >P.S. u/fauxmosexual went back in time 9 months to piss in the popcorn. > If you honestly think this OSU team is better than Bama or UGA, you are insane . That being said, 12-0 is incredibly do-able and I can't wait! Yes I know what it is Tigard? And the slug was nearly intact after plunging through her skull and slamming into the cement floor. This comment from the article : I've had spectacular plays on servers with replay, and then forgot to hit record. Can anyone confirm that this feature is not a bug/ will not be deleted in next patch ? Looks too good for me ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I'll have to try this sometime sounds amazing. TIL Twilight Princess was "realistic". After working through the Campaign on Heroic I'm slowly taking campaign solo on legendary. Guess which level I finished about two hours before this challenge went up? If the bandit was spawn camping there wouldn't be any zombies close enough to him to be attracted by gunshots unless you killed him from an ungodly distance away. Daddy worked so hard and you just blew it. That last part... Yes, because how you are on the internet totaly gives a person a 100% accurate description of what you are in real life . WHAT? Oh yeah, Adria was getting trolled *hard* with a name-drop and *obvious* homophobic slurs being thrown around. He's such a champ for dealing with these *trolls*. If I have to play Ragnarok one more time, I may go insane. The lack of experimentation people have with maps is making me resent them It was too....called for? I dono, just the part where [they "got out" and they were in the hotel heading for the elevator I shouted "no, don't be that stupid!" my boyfriend looked at me weird, and what do you know: basement.](/spoiler) Not for your username Oh so you're that asshole that jumps everywhere.... Don't even joke about that. Your username Rushing straight into the glitch- OK. Teamkilling- NOT OK!!! *"Protect the Sanctity of Marriage"* How very...Christian of you, Seeking_Christ. Looks like the shimmer curtain we have in my theatre. Ours is a full sized traveler made of tinsel. Removed this post. You want /r/operabrowswer, not here, as is obvious from reading the sidebar Yeah Russell Wilson is so good he can win a game by throwing a pick. Well, that's enough for today. Internet, I concede defeat. To be fair, I think he's *trying* to inhale when he leaves his mouth open for 10 seconds after each drag. This is totally and utterly unreasonable of the OP's roommate. The OP wasn't consulted on what they were getting, their roommate just buggered off out and got it - and expects to be paid half the cost of it, only to keep it when the lease is up. > Y el padre en qué momento o por qué dejó al hijo fuera de su vista? planes dropping bombs, and artillery... those are 2 things that make me say "aww"... n...no...no you can not **^WE** **^KNOW** ^ 20 is hard to you? your not that good of a MineZ playër are you ? Try dating one. Ever played half life 2? If not then where have you been since 2005? Anyone else read OP's posts in Mordin Solus's voice Yes OP ... Fallout: New Vegas was one of the best recreations of the Fallout universe since Fallout 2. They nailed EVERYTHING that could give old fans like me goosebumps. But no Harold!  Either way, the game is a classic example of doing it mostly right to a point that if you were a fan, the original Fallout 3 doesn't compare. NV was where that engine felt the most like the classics and I am now going to re-install it ... you bastard ... I HAD PLANS THIS WEEK! Yep. One day after my wife's grandmother had died at 86, her father told her that she hadn't been her “real” grandmother after all. Irrelevant, but bro.. Dat username .. There's more spoiler in the title than in the actual post yea we should only follow the best teams. Lower level soccer is stupid. that really rustled my jimmies Neurax worm. "Boy, that's cold" According to wikipedia, Nanoha is 9 years old. ** ** Whatever helps you sleep at night, Roxie You're telling me that a song containing 23/16, 27/16, and 21/16 isn't as crazy as it seems? Well a kill in KC is 50 and pickng up a tag is 100 picking up tags will be like getting 2 free kills. Sanji Vs Gai I guess you got downvoted by others due to your accurate and complete explanation of the answer to the OP's question. Because it's perfectly acceptable to shit all over your ~~loved one's~~ significant other's enjoyments. I don't think I'll be able to eat for the rest of the day now You forgot about the zombie tidal wave Come on . . . Don't lie . . . This post is old... But I had to let you know that the reason I found it in the first place is because I'm currently creeping on you. It is really up to you. But, at the age of 7 he knew exactly what he was doing. OH LAWD. €:/ ಠ_ರೃ \o/ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ┌∩┐( )┌∩┐ (:V) You have an oddly relevant username And if it weren't for him it wouldn't even be a valuable skill. *asks for source. Makes claim of his own without backing up with source*. Ordered mine. They didn't send me an email to say it was available I don't think I can win this... It is never too late to start. ** ** Congratulations on cracking the code. For the love of god Punk, don't throw up X's during a scripted scene. God damn! I like. ALOT! Mick Foley with the cheap pop upboat. Read that and was expecting some weird fetish porn... No one takes YOLO in a serious connotation ....your neighborhood is my neighborhood...I live in Brays Village...this is awkward fuck you, go die. ............................................... I... Wha...? And I am home... You just had to go there... I see. Cookiemas it is then. None of those options are logical. Dying is the only thing that happens church Yeah... Cannot unread As a guy from Washington State, you loves Salmon Jerkey. LEAVE THE FUCKING SALMON ALONE ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ What kind of teacher shares these theories of his? Makes it sound sinister. I first i thought you mispelled stares. Then I doublechecked and How many of these unoriginal posts will be posted until you 'tards learn? Days of the week and now holidays! These education songs couldn't be catchier Must be rough having 2000 link karma YOU. Is she Muslim? Imagine if that were a voodoo doll of a little kid and those things in the background... ಠ_ಠ Don't you talk bad about Dale This ruined my joke about why a person would ever name there kid halo thanks a lot Try to think of gore, dead people, and fucking a zombie during sex to delay the climax. How can you calculate entropy when you don't know HOW rough that table is? Exactly. I keep looking at it and seeing this I was actually doing so while clicking to see what this was about. I'm too short for that to happen. Where are *you* registered? Waldo is cool if you like disc golf? Never. Sorry to disappoint I was asked to upvote this . Buys AR-15 with adjustable carbine stock, keeps long ass upper receiver. I also disapprove Well. I'm a chick and I've done the first two things. Why is that? Aluminum bats are lighter and more lethal. I wish he had a bat with nails tho then he wudve killed them all. What's with everyone voicing my questions just as I'm having them *STOP READING MY MIND DAMMIT!* Just..... Hampsters. As far as I can tell, some of those tips can be downright painful... I remember seeing an article listing the worst ten or something like that, and one of them was squeezing the guy's balls... And then they let you know the elderly man down the street called his penis a long neck dinosaur. Oh god, think how your sons gonna feel in 15 years when he sees this pic in his baby album.... I only got as far as adding to the cart; couldn't proceed after that. You should apologize for the language, I have no idea what they're saying truly* Relevant username. I just screamed. It's 3:00 in the morning here. Thanks for that. Yeah that sounds like it would've been awesome bruh That's some A+ quality control there. you should have fucked her in the bathtub, because everyone knows you cannot get pregnat under water 0.1 I downloaded 390 GB since subscribing Saturday. Yesterday I got a notice from BuckeyeCable that I went over my 250GB monthly data limit. now I have to monitor my monthly usage. Holy shit dude, is it weird if I find you handsome? Im confused, i thought the general consensus was that religion is bullshit? Is this just for religions that are common in our particular culture? Are more exotic religions fashionable? You guys are stupid. Well then that's just inconsiderate of them not to lube before and clean you up after they are done the deed By "gap" she means vagina I don't have a windows machine. Borgore isn't in the front seat though I don't trust it One chunk loaded in version, and another in another version destroying the portal. How the *fuck* did *you* find out what OP's mum calls me?!!! Wow, look at all these incredibly staged photos...so fascinating And now, a moment of silence for all the arm hair stuck in the latex. The fact that you didn't see them does not mean that thy weren't there We got penalized for celebrating a non-existant touchdown TIL, a new definition of road warrior. i did this in like second grade. then some dude tried to tell me he did it too but i knew he was lying. "A pack of wild niggers" That's it, enough Internet before lunch. I'm going to go stare at a wall for a while... yes Thought this was a pool of Legos from thumbnail. Great, so we know the battery works if it's plugged in. Jolly Ranchers You posted this twice I, unfortunately, misjudged the amount of in this thread. *** *** Knowing my luck if my ghost got stuck my teammate would shoot it with an incineration cannon Hmm... this SAYS ~~6~~ 7 comments but I can't read the one I submitted a while ago? Yeah, religion bas never blended with politics and in,posed it's agenda on others. I am the dumb one, not you. I'm a guy and I always end up finding girl hair in my butt crack. Not always sure where it came from. that motherfucker I would like to point out that this vid have over 2 million hits. I've had a cough for 2 years. Literally choking on snot in my lungs every day unless I take Mucinex (says do not take for more than 7 days lol). We can chat, if you wish. I'm from Russia and I study english, but I have no good practice in writing and speaking. So, I will be glad to chat with you. You will improve your russian and I will improve my english. 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But... Scooter kids. Everywhere. My sister got married this weekend. I normally would dodge the garter but this time i had to really avoid it because my cousin caught the bouquet. An uncle caught the garter. Leave. Reddit. NOW. Don't hijack people's threads... post your own! ..and then get mad at your boyfriend for doing it. maybe she puts contact lenses up there Going to shave your face in the morning and finding weird hairs in your razor My dog can't pee on the newspaper if someone is in the garage. We put it in there and we have to leave or else she'll just sit on the paper that URL.... I was in seventh grade. At the time, I was more preoccupied being pissed off at my mother, for not running in a panic to get me out of school like everyone else's parents had done. When I think of that... just... Indian here,this is right about the time I hit puberty .Must start using duckduckgo Conditional comments don't work for IE10?!? WTF Microsoft this is fine too I also have dark and thick eyelashes. Problem is that I'm a guy This kills the penis. my friends brother asked to use his electric razor and came out with his face as hairy as ever... Damn. I just recently sold one and it really hasn't bothered me until I read your comment MUST HAVE MORE! *Redit* I was interested in this rifle and wanted to learn more, so I googled "George J Tibbert." This thread was the first result. I blame my parents for many things. stringy ಠ ಠ Don't try too hard. You're most likely not going to get upvotes if it's recycled material, barely humorous, or not easily understandable. Most people don't like to think too much, we're just here to laugh. Most of my best posts are on my throwaway, because I figured it wasn't good enough Sure. You *found* it. I'm sure the similarities in the usernames are purely coincidental. This is truly amazing, now if only they had any scientists on staff. I still have nightmares not from the scary aliens, but from the horrific and incorrect science. "There IS 10 positions available" I wear your grandpas clothes. I look incredible. Why don't they...not? some local guy on kijiji was selling one for 1000$ CARLOS!!! were you talking to Robin at the time? *"safe" his buisness* You never know, I could be a figment of your imagination.. Yes, fuck her... in the ass so hard Officer in search of "biographer?" Why hasn't Pikachu fainted? Shut up, no she did not! Jailbait certs. CARLOS!!! No they don't. Check my new link I've just submitted. Another person removed linked with Benghazi, this time a Navy admiral. Why don't you have a seat, right over there... There's this one girl in my AP English class, and let's just say she's not the sharpest crayon in the box. To put it nicely. She carries a bad reputation as a cheater among all the teachers . I can't figure out how she got in an AP course. Our whole class (even our teacher) can't stand her and every time she raises her hand I wince. She is very tactless and asks pointless questions. Here's a gem: one day the teacher was collecting homework, and as expected, the girl didn't have her work with her. Teacher asks where it is, and she says "It's in my vanilla folder". My reaction: . My friend, not missing a beat, chimes in with "Did you forget your chocolate one too?" My friend was trying to say it to herself, but she's a naturally loud speaker so the whole class heard and couldn't stop laughing. Since that day that girl gives my friend a death glare lol Irritable uterus contractions are no fun Browses /r/gaming. Never heard of Half-Life... This shouldn't make the front page of r/music Nope, I was misled by a naughty blogger. My bad It's been out less than a day. Wtf is going on ......... oh.....Oh...OH!! It was a naughty thing... ಠ_ಠ I hope so. That was so dreadfully frighting, I might never recover. Yeah, his logic is flawed because <blind speculation with no basis whatsoever>. It's kind of like for ponies! Haha thanks! Please don't do the same thing, it was terrible and my ankle is still swollen. I don't wish this on anyone but a mortal enemy. I'm going to post pictures immediately tomorrow when I do them! NOPE Wait, people actually just invite friends over to watch porn and fap? And you used his fleshlight that he also uses? Actually he wished for a chocolate shake... which he then surfs on I've seen a e55 with BMW LOL Wat History class...Ipad. my original plan was to have the guy toking his joint, all animated while saying something. I have a lot to learn about gif making the universe can be a scary place You don't. 1890? I see nothing off with this image I'm scared Glad I got to see wings do that 5 Tiamat+IE last night before this Did I just watch someone die? Let's see her do this again, in 20 years. If you call that good Falafel then I question your taste. # ## ### #### ##### [ ](//#Carlton) [*Because I don't know how* **to make big text LOL**](//#kesha) # ## ### #### Only one Cantillon? No 3F? ##### [ ](//#Carlton) [*Because I don't know how* **to make big text LOL**](//#kesha) Looks like shit... I know the feeling, as soon as Manitoba gets its NHL back too. # > Because it's not like hundreds of thousands of Europeans migrated to Palestine and took over most of the **country.** There are a few teams in the NFL that have what you're looking for. I'm a Steeler fan. My team has a consistent philosophy and some serious history. That said, there are some other teams that have what you seem to be looking for... Ravens (ಠ_ಠ), Patriots, Bears, Giants, Eagles and Cowboys ( ) come to mind. They all seem to be fbow... 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"Perfect" except for the higher degree. It's good to know my lack of a masters is only costing me $32. It was removed for a reason I love the Walking Dead but when they first took the prison and Carl was headshotting zombies from the guardtower with a pistol I was like Internet Explorer on your taskbar... ... Massage therapist Zed .. I saw a girl once in Birks and thick socks with her jeans tucked in. Reddit, I think we get it. I get it. Stop making more of these comics please. It was valentine's day and i just moved across the country to be closer to my gf ( she was finishing college). My gf being a lover of chocolate and me being the food geek that i am, i found the one place across town that specialized im handmade chocolate. This being a new city for me to navigate and not having a smartphone at the time, it was a bitch and a half to find this place. Anyhow, I buy her like $30 worth of the best tasting handmade chocolate you have ever eaten. Smash cut to the next day, im at her house and i see her mom sitting on the couch eating the chocolates. Turns out my gf had regifed the chocolates to her mom for valentines day because " i forgot to get her something" I ordered mine from Newegg months ago. My copy is somewhere in Virginia at the moment. I'm in NY. Doesn't look like im getting it until tomorrow. Yet a new computer case and some cables i ordered from them yesterday are already out for delivery Look at the prices definitely fake Only 99%!? Story of my life. I'm pretty quiet and will say jokes to the person next to me or under my breath. Seconds later that person says exactly what I say and everyone laughs hysterically and I just sit there like About a dozen or so people did that last night Rush Limbaugh's dreams are no joke. For the love of all women, you have to be one of sweetest, sexiest gamer girls I have ever seen! More please? Key West tanning salon. he did not even tried to fuck you? At least they weren't curving bullets like in Wanted. Cool movie but seriously . I read "Brick Bible" as Bible Black... i have 0-0 for I mean I read the plot on Wikipedia.... ...not enough " " right? i yawned What the absolute utter fucking fuck! Only 2 time per week?? My Gf, as she puts it, goes "han(d)s-solo" at least 5 times and admits it proudly. Sometimes I'm not sure if she really is a girl or just a tiny dude in a hot-girl-suite.... Yeah we'd hate to pronounce something correctly then that means..... not on my watch nice try bill gates I used to post gifs, but then I took ~~an arrow~~ a different object to the ~~knee~~ head ~~:P~~ Bowtie? This is a bit too lumberjack for me. Right, because Halo 4 really helps me understand chemotherapy Fuck 'em is exactly what I would say. In high school I would get the same shit for a bad religion shirt. I remember the principle said he got a book on gang signs trying to figure out what my Dead Kennedy's shirt was about...I thought to myself ".... really?..." Thank you for that totally enlightening information. Definitely a scam. The ONE scene I don't have 100% on . Damn his rocket grew dramatically in the last picture compares to the last. Couldn't help but notice it. Looks more like it ate at Taco Bell to me. Yeah I notice, when I try to get off the train and you're blocking the exit Right, because its totally in his eyes. 1200 karma and everyone is calling the OP a liar. I have seen this at least 6 times ths year sigh, okay. I'm gonna ask that now: ...which side of the fork was inside? No, OP is the woman all the way on the edge of the shot, not the guy sitting in the center of the shot right next to him and clutching his arm. ┌∩┐( )┌∩┐ WTF people! Stop downvoting OP's innocuous comments. This shit ain't right. Look at the flair. Also, I did enjoy the ground level path to the staircase, as it was much more practical, however I intended to keep the mountain bits relatively the same, as I wanted a "Natural" look. I could easily Widen the staircase if popular demand is high enough, as the obby bits are my room. Also, the layout of the place, was that, at first, All floors in the mountain area are formed from caves. the residential floor, the fishing room, the farming floor, and the entirety of East Argonath are sculpted from natural cave formations. Perhaps thats why the layout may be initially confusing. You sir underestimate the loyalty of us Antonio's goers. We will defend it to the death. You have made yourself and enemy today 0_0 The sky keeps the clouds from falling and keeps them in motion? Stupid science had it all wrong. ლ( ლ) 2 minute intro Oh good! That's enough substantiation for me. Well I give up. You just ended the fun of the thread 2009 MacBook here. Works fine. In fact, according to activity monitor, the flash player process currently playing The Daily Show with Jon Stewart is working harder than the animation of 100000 stars. Reminded me of Total Recall. ಠ_ and someone brings in politics ಠ_ಠ ಠ▃ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ▃ಠ Is that...comic sans? ## Urban Meyer came to OSU and I actually clicked on it... "Two balls of ice cream please!"... French is also my first language. 8 minute old account... why are they not in a bigger pig? Why is the spartan a guy See this is what I get confused about. I have heard/read that lighter weights + more reps tone you.. and on the other hand I also hear/read that heavier weights and low reps get you toned. Which one is it? I really don't like repost AND DIDN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT??????? WTF today is the tenth anniversary of my relative who died from a drunk driver hitting them I once had a friend say the FO 3 and NV graphics were bad . For a game old enough since the great leap in gameplay nowadays, I think it's great looking, even on console. Simple changes got made pretty quick after this got posted. Pretty amazing for a circle jerk. ლ( ლ) Yeah, I've been a Gold subscriber constantly since launch day, and nothing for me either. Not edited. was it on the shuttle bus even when I remember you stating before in your videos to not feed the trolls... Because the ability to play football is genetic. Holy shit, you gotta be KIDDING me!!! # ###ಠ_ಠstop lying um, not sure if your being rude or homophobic And that damn Dannoman80's chodes... it's fucking annoying Have you no Shaaaaamme! Second reference to this I've seen today. One of my supervisors got stuck in a lift with 3 customers at work, and one of the customers started shouting at him saying to turn his radio off. Because turning off your method of communication in that situation is abundantly helpful... Look at the Mosquito in the top right near the #2. Its firing bullets from the rocket pods. I couldnt finish reading it because of the grey text on grey background OSHA wants a trench box in this pic. The haunting of EmileeeRoseee uh... so my $180 I spent during the steam sale... isnt allot? I at least managed to get like 30 games for that much (includes Saints Row 3 + DLC, Civ5, Alice, Alan Wake series) when he paid that much for... lets see... 3 games ಠ_ಠ well that was unnecessarily terrible 18 :(. All this ancient history. Wtf am I supposed to know about shoplifting ? I actually heard Chuck read this live at a bookstore in Santa Cruz, CA years ago. I havent been the same since.. When I finally see something about my town on reddit... > Because it's not like hundreds of thousands of Europeans migrated to Palestine and took over most of the country. I'm waaaay too high for this thread Looks like you have something wrong with your keyboard Да. ......go on You know when you zoom in way close....ah, nevermind. Where the fuck is the fucking GORE warning cunt?...Fuck! was it in line at subway I did have a period accident at a football game in high school. One of the lady paramedics spotted me in line for the bathroom, took me to the ambulance, gave me a pad and called my mom to come get me. Family still tells this story at thanksgiving . Bless that paramedic though. Every time I see a post titled " ", I expect the best post I've ever seen. Why is it instagram'd I can't fap to this. Or can I? Dear god, man. I just have an issue with the creepycrawlies. ლ( ლ) This never happens to me, the system likes to troll people by almost having all the star pieces and then the last one turns to be a mushroom mouth ლ( ლ) That's not very mean.... I am now It shouldn't be a threat of gaol, he should be in gaol! I know. I don't even live in a ghetto area. This happened 1 time, **never again. ** ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Yes, because recent immigrants are all eligible to vote already. Shut your whore mouth right this second! I was expecting him to just freak out I honestly wonder what runs through those guys' heads when sending dick pic offers. Like, "Hmmm....what should I send her to establish first communication? Oh yeah, maybe some terrible pictures of my dong will do. She'll like that. Bitches love dick pics." Working at a store that sells many iPhones, people think their phones are broken and demand replacements for this ALL THE TIME. Yeah, obama is responsible for bin ladens death. Wow, I read that as "killed a pedestrian"...... Frequently bought with 'inflatable party sheep' Haha, well I learned the hard way. My Honey's free range room no longer has accessible wires. She won't bite normal wires, she would just go for the really thin ones...like my Wii sensor bar or my surround sound speakers. At first: i walked into a shop at a mall in Portland once, asked about the blazers and the guy was all like "uh..not a blazers fan bro". It was a sports store too. ...Misty look buff. I wanna ride in a dust storm with you then roll around in the mud while someone dumps fall leaves on us. NO Don't link to images hosted on 4chan They get 404ed quickly The word choice isn't important. You can say whatever you want. I was just saying use their favorite character to help potty train them You must personally know *so many* feminists. Oh my god it does. Upvote for *THE BURRRRRRRRRN!!!!!* All that knowledge and their country is still a shithole.... That controller school. 7/10. acceptable. I read this as "don" Wouldn't I offend someone if I said "Not a Christian, but still a good man"? ##### Seems like a perfectly good young gentleman. please... please tell me this is not real? the sad thing is even if this is not true.. there are still people out there like this.. I hope they don't come up with that RE5 argument... yep there it is I could believe it until the nerdy little girl with glasses comes on saying she jacks cars. Really? at first i read that as "under his banana" That's cricket, not rugby. Wait, who are the titans again? OH DAMN, my colorful shoe theory.... the fourth one [* *](//#magnets) [** **](//#ancientaliens) [*ಠ_ಠ* **ಠ_ಠ** `ಠ_ಠ` ~~ ~~](//#staredad) [*Cool story, bro* ** **](//#inception) 1/PI Seriously! I was playing Skyrim and I found this little kid named Lars and I was like "Awesome!". Then I found out he was being beaten up by some little girl... I wonder how many people actually end up dying while taking these pictures... When I was in middle school we snuck Into the teachers lounge and there was nothing but erotic books on the bookshelf Are you my neighbour TIL Tel Aviv is occupied territory. Herpes. I'm happy with anything as long as it's not Space Dicks So what exactly should you do at one of these check points. My family and I were actually stopped at one of these several years back when we visited some friends in Texas. We were asked if we were citizens (we were), but being brown they asked us for our passports. Since we came from NJ, of course we didn't have them on us. They let us go after like 20 minutes but still made me . When I was young I really liked cats. So naturally I wanted to look at pictures of cats. I googled "pussy". NO NO NO NO NO NO NO....NOPE. NOT ACKNOWLEDGED. NO ONE KNOWS WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT. I still feel like I should anyway. FUUUUUUUUUU They added the white crystal back in? I spent millions of credits back when they said it would be in for ONLY a Limited time and never beningame again! Smells like friendzone in here I love living in tampa . ** ** All of them are graphing questions And nevermind, I figured out why you're tagged incredibly digusting shithole eric "If you're not a man of god, trying to read the bible is like trying to read Chinese". Actual quote from the pastor who married my wife and I Internet explorer? What is an itouch? Downvoted because image didn't let me back out to get back into reddit. What the heck did I just waste 2 minutes on? Except it's not like that at all really. You're not a grumbler. ╚( )=┐ In Canada, we call fries chips. How do you afford the bread? You are what you eat!!! LOOK AT THAT CORPORATION BEING TREATED LIKE A PERSON. ALL THOSE FOLKS GOING TO JAIL. So did I Jesus Christ, you placed that glowing hot metal very close to your MacBook Nice try, APPLE quality control I hope nothing bad happened to that girl.. Japanese culture..Ughh I remember learning how to unsubscribe from subreddits. Althiesm was the first one I got rid of. Seeing posts on the front page ridiculing my beliefs annoyed me. frat style is awesome It isn't fucking Christmas. Proof I have never blinked. So your mantitties are your girlfriend? Brazilian Jiu Jitsu... the most common reactions i get when people find out about it- Let me buy this rare board and never ride it. Yeah ok. some dude named marlboro117 watches Ellen... Oh man, I hope you wash before hand. (just kidding about that face, NO judgement here) Elitekeyboards updated me that they will be stocking more white uniform 45g Realforce keyboards in the future. These new keyboards will be coming under a new model number (SE09E0 vs the prior SE0900). Some of the differences include newer legends (simular to the EK version) and will be slightly less expensive without the extra WASD keycaps. Still no word on an SE09E0S model... Tesla inspired. DC motor . Wat I don't like night mode either Yeah Vashj was next to impossible. Her surge stack got to 80 Uh, nice chorus???! lmao I have those Why are you a 26-hour drive away? ლ( ლ) ಠ_ಠ we dont see the parents.... I could tell you the weird ones, and I wouldn't even have to kill you. You'd probably do it yourself, after seeing places like /r/SpaceClop.... *checks comment history... What a steal it comes with a free play-n-trade membership Can people seriously not focus a camera that has auto-focus? me too!....yippy ** ** THIS IS WHY WE HAVE PEOPLE POSTING BUTTHOLES. Oh good lord, thats exactly what i am doing right now at this very moment How did you get those long "lines" when making eyebrows of . can you strech those shapes? Could have been worse. What if the title read "[M]y little brother really wanted to be bat[M}an, so me and my sister played along [MMF] lol I think imgur just called you names Idiot proof until you stand under it and jump You're a necrophiliac? 50 Certs were only given to characters made before Nov. 2nd, and there WILL be a weapon testing system. You have ***no*** idea what you're talking about What major things did Kant get wrong then, bro? Cute, but where are the bountiful copies of an alternative. Thesaurus? There's not even one of those in hotel night stands. But guess what is there, with ever more frequency.....the book of "crazy shit" mormon. Holy cheese . # there is no le KFC in Sweden "6 dollars...that's like a dollar an hour " "The Author".... Well, thanks for noticing us. Washing or brushing for that matter, but my gf collects records and has for a while. She was over and had bought some to play on my turn table. She starts by pulling them out by the grooves and then playing them without cleaning, ive told her that its important to brush at least, but still does not ಠ_ಠ. Just frustrating if youre gonna play them on a crappy table and not clean them and spend 20-50 each ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Or maybe it's just us europeans well, thats a new level of creepy I left work a few minutes later than I had intended to, because someone stopped me to ask me a few questions. Had I not stayed late, I could have either been the person that got plowed into by a semi, or witnessed someone dying by this. I left work 4 minutes late, the accident was said to have happened 4 minutes before I got to the intersection. The Bluest Waffle?!? Read about dead kittens, and now I have a boner. I don't hate black people. I just hate that they steal shit and rape white women all the time, and how they're all welfare whores. I separate out the person from the race don'tcha know. Did you like it? Well... it could be...if you have good imagination.... Let's hope that wood is sealed properly. Wood is porous, I'd hate to see this thing after 6 months of solid use I think being able to masturbate to your mother is a worse superpower, fintorro. Don't you talk about my superpowers. 720p I'm obliged to be a Celtics fan. The question just goes against the grain! "Some shit I pulled out of my ass" Haha, apparently it didn't to the seven people that downvoted it. Or maybe those people like Comic Sans.  ** ** We had Rusty Smith start a game against you... haha... ^^^ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ If you're using alien blue then tap the arrow at the top and swipe right. Leave. Reddit. Now. Full of wooden Makerbots Those aren't tits Family? What a wierd family you have Is it really going to be called the 720? I am Moroccan and False. I can. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ^ Dude, what the *fuck*. WHY do you have a GIF of this? Okay, I looked it up and the band is labelled "electronicore". Is that better? COME GRANDMA! Please...expand Why the hell are you going to a doctor to figure out if you're gay? It's not a disease. I don't have kids, but there are a little boy and girl that I babysit on a regular basis that say some pretty funny stuff. The other day they were playing any intense game of pretend with all of their animal toys, and were "punishing" a zebra for being mean to the other animals. Then out of nowhere, the 4 year old girl excitedly tells her 2 year old brother "Isn't that great!? You get to kill for the first time!!" > He is going to do that "on" her? Poking holes in a discussion about pregnancy... And yet we still can't figure out how to cancel a print-job The only building to be listed, so that it may be preserved for future generations to see what a building should never look like. They're only kids you freak! you guys suck at puns The Memories.. I... get that sort muscle stiffness every time I'm on my period. Not to the extent that you are describing, but still. Maybe I'll keep an eye on it more, I thought it was shitty cramping. Well! Color me surprised, it was remixed! Not only that, but the actual song I was thinking about was the Sy and Unknown remix! I am disappoint in Hixxy *50 Shades of Reich * She's 20, in other words too old to be a Lolita as described by Nabokov Today I ALSO learned how to make "measuring" stuff sound like rape. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ "SIT PROPERLY" ლ( ლ) There is no 'general' I like all kinds of hair styles, besides. Except for pixie cuts Am I the only one who cooks most of their meals with one pan? Somebody's says yes, good enough for me! Seriously dude do your own research. Ask people who are close to you who have played it (in relation not in proximity). Then you can discuss with them, maybe even borrow the game first hell. I never understood this... ( ) What. I am now scarred for life. Those wouldnt have lasted me three days Seriously?! Stuff like this is why technology innovation is slowing down. Everyone is too afraid to step in someone's patent. Not trying hard enough Your username. So where are the pictures? Im blushing Why do you have Justin Bieber hair?! I'm kind of surprised this is getting as many upvotes as it is Oh god that's in Logan...my hometown... "Modern engineering is so wonderful sometimes. " I'm able to manage it fine in most games... But this one... And just tekkit.... Nope In elementary school, a group of girls were talking about a new girl who had just transferred in. She was from the city, cultured (for a nine year old) and had been in clothing catalogs as a model and even in a commercial for a popular toy. She had told everyone that she had already had sex, and practiced having sex by... having sex with her pillow. Jesus I thought our crap was old. our oscopes are digital but output to a floppy drive but they're probably the oldest things we have so lets get rid of them and let people run buck wild throughout the airport!!! i agree..... The only reason I come into the comments for giant bugs of deaths posts is to find out its in Australia and of no harm to me. Reddit you have not done this for me. ಠ_ಠ Well, I guess I'm going to have to wander out on Black Friday to go to Meijer now. Dat Shop As if doing it only once is actually going to make a catastrophic failure. You need to buy 6 months of Reddit Gold, and download the Reddit Enhancement Suit from Google Chrome. After roughly 5 and a half months, you'll be given access to the "super secret members only" community which will give you detailed instructions as to how to obtain the syntax behind the . It's a pretty grueling process that totally cannot be found by doing a simple Google search. Says Nocturne. It will be avaliable for download in -1 hours. I said download in album That's not Sublime. You know multiple men that would get off on George Clooney? Monstrously nice doggie! One of my jobs in college was working for campus grounds keeping. I often ended up mowing lawns. Several times a day people would walk up and say "Oh boy, you can come do that at *my* house! LOLZ!" Oh. Wow. I have never heard that one before ಠಠ ಠಠ ಠ_ You asked me what Koalas look like... and you're Australian Alien blue has a button to make it, too! ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ My experience with Java in college right now You've based Obama's handling of Sandy on one set of pictures? You're comparing this one garbage lined street to the entirety of the crisis that befell New Orleans and surrounding areas? Shortcutception. My experience with Java at work right now Or use Alienblue. is available in the top menu of the comment interface. That kind of happened to me. I saw a girl with a Bob Marley shirt, and I said "I Love Bob Marley! What's your favorite song?" "They're all good." (Having my doubts) "Uh Yeah, but if you had to narrow it down." "Well, I really like 'Red Red Wine' and that 'Pass the dutchie' song is cool" "Neither of those are by Bob Marley. The First is Neil Diamond covered by UB40, and the Second by Musical Youth" "Yeah, but his cover is good." "They were both recorded after his death." ಠ_ಠ Or use Alienblue. is available in the top menu of the comment interface (pull down top triangle, swipe right) Not me, I was adding to the comment above ... A thong Jeff? I'm a nursing student, when I just started doing blood pressures, I'd practice on everyone I knew. I had a lot of trouble finding the brachial pulse, and almost everyone said "I must be dead then!" hahahaha The antivirus salesman who's pc I successfully infected with the Anna Kournikova virus in less time it would have taken to install his bloated, shitty Bullguard software. A billion-dollar software package, and it *doesn't fucking work* Misogyny isn't "win". But I guess this subreddit disagrees. Indeed .. Indeed A friend I know who went to Cal named her daughter Berkeley. Same here. Alien Blue app also has this face Relevant username you don't get to point out OccasionalAsshole's logical fallacy and then get to use "appeal to authority" What the fuck... *KROOONK* I read that as "ol' dick and flip." It will literally turn me into a potato? dude. THANKS for putting this together. Bookmarked and slated for entry into our Wiki tab (if Reddit ever get's its servers under control and creates it )! It can poop orbeez. I am confus. TOLERANCE. Because Legos and Lincoln logs were too chauvinistic? Also, asking your weight. If you go up to an someone and say something like " ew, how much do *you* weigh, fatty?", then okay that might be problematic, but people should have no problem disclosing this information if it's asked out of pure curiosity and without judgment. Especially women: as far as physical attractiveness, nobody cares about the number of pounds of flesh that comprise us; it's more about the way it's distributed and carried. 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Bravery level: Yes i'm sure Planetside 2 runs super smooth on that . Macs are not battlestations, they're workstations. Yes, because being critical of Israel's warmongering clearly means that you hate all Jews. I seem to be freezing more That only comes with practice ... mother of god. Falcao plays for Atletico Madrid The other two are waiting in line and the cow is staring at them *^^ * #####~~* *~~ 400£: 6850 + 16GB ram DAT SMELL. "Lol, that photoshop was funny." What the fuck do chocolate eggs with cheap toys inside have to do with the loss of delicious creme filled cakes? # 89's penis You noticing .... Is serving in Afghanistan right now. Thanks for posting this but honestly, Better this than watch LSU barely eke out a win over Ole Miss Because it's so safe waiting for those mortars to hit you... its not Holy crap. Dobby is your grandmother's dildo. "Their". Hmm, is it a night shot, or a black rectangle? Wow great defense on that drive there You're taking pictures of your aunt? Pokemons... That made me yawn Edit: Twice And those that don't use the oxford comma Freedom of movement, really? When EU will implement law that allows you to breath will you say that you can breath because of EU? Or maybe you're referring to Shengen treaty that was made above EU and you can actually be part of it without being inside EU? Where is the diabeetus?! We don't graduate in Year 10 Well shit. Whooves' face: I did What. ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ Le. Dad just had a daughter. I am a /r/redditlaqueristas lurker, and this drama was so beyond ridiculous. The OP is having a little giggle at Mckayla's chipped nail polish....on a subreddit dedicated to amazing nail art. Yes, we are all aware that an Olympic silver medal winner may not have time to have perfect nails before meeting the President.... it's just a cute joke about something 99.9% of people would not have noticed except for those of us who love nail polish. Wowza... 5 minutes in and he's basically ahead of every other person who's been on the FTB server so far. I don't even like Twinkies. You mean Pixar? > And those **who** don't use the oxford comma I read the last one as "boy things" ...nice try, Hamas Why is twilight EVERYWHERE?!?! White people Yes...there are few complete universes as good as this! And very easy to read Zero tolerance. My stepdad is Mexican I have this memory of a 4th grade trip to a nature park type thing. Cabin inspections showed that around 20% of the cabins left their showers on. How do you do that?! Do you just hop out and walk away with it running? "I'm not a class warfareist" - My sister's boyfriend (they're both 17) asked my dad for her hand in marriage. Them being so young, my dad looked at them (my sister was in the room, too) and said, "You're kidding, right? You better be kidding." They both left the room. And then got engaged behind my parents back. My parents let my sister wear the ring he got as a "promise ring", but according to my sister, they're secretly engaged. A ~~7950~~ 670 costs more than a ~~670~~ 7950. We play this at my work.... Lol for visibility I slapped a reflective look of disapproval to the back of my helmet. Kids today . Anyone who has put that much time dialing in an old ironhead isn't "neglecting" it. It's just a little snow. Sack up jr. Date night with mother? Success confirmed This is true. I had to poo when I started having contractions but didn't want to go cause I was freaking out thinking I'd push the baby out in the toilet( I know I was silly) so when it came time to push I kept asking everyone if I was pooping. They all said no, keep going but I could smell it. by the I had no choice but to just dookie away whole the nurse repeatedly wiped my butt so I didn't crap on the baby.[](/success) Who are you talking to? Ok, so I've been on reddit for like a year and can't figure out for the life of me what this means: . I have absolutely no idea and it would make my day if someone could hook me up. Thanks! ლ( ლ) Buddy, it is called "spreading the idea" when i was 7 or so my father told me that he had to pay my teacher 5 dollar everytime i got a bad grade MI the beer state. I'm a little offended you didn't put the one about the internet cafe last Dafuq did I just watch? I cringe every time the presenter starts to play a song and they edit in a shot of him going into Spotlight search on his iPhone yolo You've obviously never lived with a woman with PMS/PMT. I'm just thinking of meat grinder boobs, the scariest part of this story Das hawt. Bitches love duck tape Wow if you read the article ..... Unpopular President angry people ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Or the newest slang, swerve. My students use that as either meaning the same thing as swag, or something that's cool. I'm not sure, but either makes me want to do this face: Science?... I live in the ghetto... We'd have the cleanest pool IF WE HAD ONE Mr. Rogers calls my Saturday morning cartoons from 1969 "animated bombardment." "Casper the Friendly Ghost" Nice try, wife! Just another web documentary about education. I wanted porn! *Three hour update for a release-day console" ^^^^^^W ^^^^^E ^^^^E ^^^E ^^O ^O ^^^^^^W ^^^^^E ^^^^E ^^^E ^^O ^O ^^^^^^W ^^^^^E ^^^^E ^^^E ^^O ^O ^^^^^^W ^^^^^E ^^^^E ^^^E ^^O ^O ^^^^^ **NOO^O^^O^^^O ^^^O ^^O ^O O ** If she goes to the bank, could she not just get it changed at the cashier? Justin Bieber haircut, sounds like Lady Gaga singing Parents must be proud of his bright future. a people.. That must've been a long winter ...I'm 23 without a single relationship in my life so far, and this nightmare thread makes me want to continue that streak for the sake of mental security. They would be female and male of course. If your on alien blue you can use a macro Emm I took this photo today in a mall Up vote for you *good sir* What I'm saying here is; why two bike lanes next to each other? Or are they getting rid of the prince street bike lane and replacing it with "sharrows"? I sure do hope not! Dat Tom angle sweet repost "Soft, supple hands." Same thing happened to my roommate in Seattle... Don't apologize to a Bears fan ...and by 'oppression' you mean 'retaliation' right? Pretty hard to take the game seriously when you can't get through any online qualifiers because you get DDOS'd every game. Then you call your ISP and they don't understand what an ip address is I misread this as, "As is your colon!" One-liners, you guys. OP asked about *one*-liners. NOT Qs and As, which are two-liners. its my laptop camera. So on top of this being a blatant disregard for the separation of church and state, he was most likely sentenced to something that he was most likely already doing? I mean, because going to church has worked in the past for him Hey guys, we took your ball. Nevermind, we don't need it.... And now I know who you are...... but seriously T. If it were for an adult, then yes it would be, this is a kid, a child. He doesn't know better, just submit a bad player review and you won't get paired with him again, be the man you are, stop acting like a child and get over it. Deciding that "calories in calories out" is all that matters and then proceeding to eat half their daily calories in ice cream. My best friend did that the first time we dieted together a couple years ago. Needless to say I lost quite a bit of weight and she gained quite a bit of weight. This was one of those " " kind of WTF posts. >How annoying. I never knew drummers were subjected to that; to me, it looks (and sounds) impossible. I've been playing piano since I was 5, but rhythm has always been my weakest spot. I can't imagine how much I'd want to thrash someone if they said, "Oh, anybody can bang keys like that." And then there was SRP. [* That was you?! She seems to be Susanne Eman. A person who wants to be the fattest woman ever. Stop that Sharing a handjob I'm married, so that doesn't happen anymore. Spiders on Mars? Fuck it. I had so much hope in you Mars . Sharing Angela Merkel Rule #34 >Deciding that "calories in calories out" is all that matters and then proceeding to eat half their daily calories in ice cream. My best friend did that the first time we dieted together a couple years ago. Needless to say I lost quite a bit of weight and she gained quite a bit of weight. Wait.. How is this a repost? I just took this this morning of its a repost I'd like to see the link and I'd like an explanation as to why someone is using my bathroom without me knowing. It took me forever to find that picture. I don't even know Are you sure you didn't get this from a manga, sounds familiar. I....no words Who calls it a cell phone? Came here to say this. And . Yeah she just tripped and fell on a fetus. So, your shitting got you back into Pokemon? There were a crapload of announcements about Rhea going live I'm imagining the preacher's stool right now. ...what? Is there one person with a thousand alt accounts who posts one of these "this is gonna be...blahblah delicious downvotes" comments in like every single thread or something? It's not that edgy. The joke merits a at best. Why even draw attention to it if you hate some subreddit so much? I don't get it. This whole time I thought it was a 10 second rule...... Pedo spotted. I only have five fingers. In fact, I haven't seen my other fingers, or hand, in a long time; ever since I discovered the internets. Yeah and fuck Albertans; stealing Ontario's thunder . ┌∩┐ ┌∩┐ I agree. 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Your hand has a vagina? 20ga is a slightly less common question, but this gets asked at least once every couple days. Maybe even daily. My house was broken into in December last year. I lost all of my photography equipment which I (foolishly) wasn't insured for. On Christmas day I visited my parents house to exchange gifts with my family. My sister gave me a home made camera strap and explained that she had already started making it when I was robbed so she just kept making it. nice try ATF, were on to you Where can I buy this key? So they put themselves into a trance like state and there is a change in brain activity. Shocking this is just crap reporting. Nothing fresh about that story I just about shit my pants. Stop showing off Because one year makes all the difference. I tried explaining to a JW what a True Scotsman fallacy is. He responded that it can't be a fallacy because the society calls us true Christians So is this going to be the new then? A geometry box (compass, divider, protractor etc) when I was doing my MBA Why do people submit things with bullshit titles like " ". Alright, I get it; you're disapproving of what happens in the video. But for the love of god, how about a fucking description, even if it's vague. I haven't clicked the link, and probably won't, but you're an asshole for such a bullshit title. wat I'm going to guess that DICE will say that it is a mistake and remove it from their calendar with the excuse it was never meant to be anything! According to reddit there were fourteen minutes between your initial post of "what?" and this comment asking what apa kabar means. You sat there for fourteen minutes on the internet and couldn't put apa kabar into google? I just did and it took <14 seconds with the first result explaining what he meant with the joke becoming pretty much self-explanatory after. { ͡ } { ͡ } <--- le new meme look of intrigue face Take it back to GW When will American politicians stop both trying to act like its Israel vs. Palestine. Can't they just embrace the chance to work together on shit that actually matters. What? I don't even.... What's with the speedometer lock? Nice try, but no. You know how ass crack sweat taste like? i notice a big amount of crappyness in this picture online life ofc Scumbag windows kernel parses fonts in ring0 I made the mistake of waiting in line 20 min to get a ticket to my local gun show only to be by the prices and inability to see a table because of all the people. I just wanted some primers and powder, but some asshole was trying to sell 500 CCI small pistol primers for $30 or so when that is the price for 1000 . Boxers in a fucking tin piggy bank... What if the 1st one is true for us every time our minds are being read? Except it only comes as an assumption and not as something you can know for sure Slowly ** ** Mostly just averaging. I'm right *most* of the time, again - NF's are the worst for me. If it takes me more than a day to place someone, they're almost always an NF. With.out.fail. >8 chevrons? What kind of shitty gate is that? ...and putting bullets through it Yeah, if you save a woman's life she is *obligated* to have sex with you. What're you trying to say? My last 2 classic comp matches were dust and vertigo I was excited. #34 My iPhone 4 works in the shower with a ziplock. Sometime water drops hit the screen and press buttons... It's annoying I downvoted because this photo gave me a strange boner. They confiscated a light saber? Did they think someone would try to hijack the plane with it, and nobody would realize it wasn't a real weapon? So you can afford an iPad and yet you're bitching about a 4 dollar app for it? It's cute. I'll shut up now And why did I still bother to click on it.. When I was in preschool, I thought the transformers theme was "Transformers, O.J. Simpson in disguise." Don't ask why or how, but it certainly elicited plenty of from other people. Looks to me like it's shooting a frickin tornado out of its horns... Yo, my phone did this exact same magical glow, and then I cleaned the little camera lens and turned out it was just dirty... BEEFY! Never has been more appropriate... First response upon reading the title: "Are you talking shit about saren... " I don't see it. You...didn't notice? downvoted ~ I predict usurped karma It took me my entire life to find bagels in Greece! A bakery opened last year in my town and the only sell one kind! I'm thankful for that and i loathe all you people arguing about who's bagel is the best! ^^i^^miss^new^york more like because 4chan is making fun of Reddit and that stupid face I really want to like this post but the smiley with the nose is making it so hard You protected the Cherry Wheat? Watch Walkabout, shes naked in that, and I think like 17. You need a reality show Punchline in title. NO LINK? and if you're bad....the railing breaks your bones Dean Ambrose debut imminent... I have never met anyone who was aware of what happened when you pressed the windows key, until I pressed it while they were watching. Their all like, "what did you just press to get that". Yes, at least once every game Kubs clock management/play calling force a facepalm. He's too conservative at times when I feel we could Brady/Bellichick murder opposing teams ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ DAE? Mine make the most delightful squeal whenever I tap the breaks. It's driving me to insanity but I'm too lazy to buy new break pads or whatever > ┬──┬ ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ಠ_ಠ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Wait.. Am I missing something? Actually putting up a picture would help. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Well, at first it was like ఠ_ఠ but then I was all like ʘ ͜ʖʘ ʘ ͜ʖಡ @ 09 Not sure if troll. Why? That would ruin it! My mate had an "experience" at a gay bar, he's butch as hell but he would go so far with fake gay jokes we actually thought he might be gay. Seriously, the man joked about rimming each other... How'd she get that name? "really concentrated-8X" I own these shoes. The primark version. I like the way you think "What about teh menz" = misandry, obviously. dat quality Geez.. You seem a little too happy about getting the plague. ( ಠʖ ͡ಠ) ಠ Typical Jets fan. Yeah, that too! I'm looking at you, Harmonix Goddamnit. Yes. *first reaction*: Maybe if you could go back in time you wouldn't steal Louis CK's material. Why the hell is the World bank involved in this? The other girl in this "unedited" photo has a very strange face At the open house thingy, yeah. ლ( ლ) Haha gingerly ohhh cole... Knows what? ლ( ლ) Go streaking down the entire breadth of Green Street. They had no relation. Other than both being black. I'm sorry I have no advice for you, but I wanted to share my "UGH OMG" jeans shopping moment from the other day. I tried on three pair of jeans in a row: the first pair was too big, the second pair was too small, and the third pair (finally, and amazingly) was just right. 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At yard sales Ladies Matamata is the Shire "That fart's stink is about to reach that little kid's nose, wonder how he'll react." Nice Gonewild posts, bro. Hope you enjoy all that poon you're NOT getting. Your imgur file name John Candy died. Sure, dude. > Also, they're doing *pre-orders* for DLC now? Reminds me of a robot my husband told me about. It had wings and was supposed to be able to learn. Its directive was to get as high up as it could. So they left it alone overnight, and when they came back it was standing on the floor on its wing tips. ಠ_ಠ They kicked it over and made it try something else, came back and it had one wing tip on the floor and the other propped against a wall. ಠ_ಠ Again, they pushed it a little higher so it would try something else; it climbed a bookcase and stood proudly at the top. And only after they took out the furniture in the room did it finally figure out how to fly. Maybe "could you stop singing please ?" Oh? Oh. oh..... "I like to have friends and I hope you don't mind having friends either right?"....... (ノ )ノ彡┻━┻ alot of haters in the comments of that article Not if "ANAL_SLICER" is going to be there Seriously! Who touches their balls that much let alone right in front of their mother? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Yeah, it left me like: Chan elite "Happen to a friend..."...right Watch me cry Wire hangers I'm suprised Activision didn't break into my house a take down my poster from pre-ordering the original Black Ops. What the niggerdick did you just cunting say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I'm an ex-mod of /r/Braveryjerk, and I've been involved in numerous raids on /r/Christianity, and I have over 300 confirmed raids. I am trained in internet warfare and I'm the top ngger in the entire /r/braveryjerk militia. You are nothing to me but just another pathetic little 13 year-old. I will wipe you the cunt out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my nigging words. You think you can get away with saying that jilligers to me over the Internet? Think again, vivalocer. As of now tere is a post on /r/Braveryjerk calling in a raid right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your hopes of winning a nobel prize. You're Stongtenkilling dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can spam you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare keyboard. Not only am I extensively trained in poop, but I have access to the entire arsenal of /r/Braveryjerk and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass after you're done pooping, you little vivalocaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ing tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will squirt reddiquette all over you and you will drown in it. You're ****ing dead, kiddo. Unless Morgan Stanley clients knew what was going to happen and shorted the stock.everyone wins right? But why? Redditor for over a month and doesn't even know what a self post is... William & Mary uses their alma mater for just bout everything...fight songs, opening of events, whatever....it ain't rock but we like it. Then again, we have an even more formal song...The William & Mary Hymn Fuck, I didn't see it until you pointed it out. NOW IT'S ALL I CAN SEE. id=Heaven That creepy face You took them out of the package! White French people almost colonised Australia...but they didn't....the British did...and we have never forgotten it... Great! I see this isn't pearland, and you have abandoned us. haha. So what's the other server? It's your in game mother that sends those presents "Seize to exist" and if you're lucky you never shall Preferably from below... Yeah, let's all cut little baby dicks like crazy people, but you can't cut little baby vages because that's crazy government buildings are **obviously** exempt... Where's the Go-Betweens?!? Leave. That's called a Tuesday in /r/science My body is a troll. I love sleeping but detest going to bed. Exactly There is a coach Carr at my school The Alot comic That's not at all what I think but it just goes to show that anyone can beat you in the SEC. Also shows that other teams will play as hard as they can in a rivalry game as well as when they're playing the #1 team. Not to mention you don't even know who the QB for LSU is Looks like blood ... Oh good, you moved on Much better than Sex and Taco Bell. m ( ) m ( ) > (⌐■-■) How can you make him slam on the brakes yet not slow him down... Hmm... I feel like I've seen this somewhere before... like on this subreddit, many many times. Sounds like op was a vulnerable kid from a troubled home and an adult repeatedly took advantage of her. That makes her "messed up"? i'm seeing the purple two girls one cup link your posting on the skyrim reddit thread what answer do you expect I found my friend watching YouTube porn *while* in a party with me Atlas of Human Anatomy textbook in the cabinet, coincidence? Dat Atlas. Yup, two seconds in and i NOPED the fuck out. It doesn't help either that it is night time here and I am sitting home alone Katie Perry Flooring it is pretty hard though, if the way people merge onto highways around here is any indication. Some people seem to think that it doesn't really matter which gear you're in (with a manual, which are very common here), they just floor the accelerator and hope for the best You want her nipples and hair to be destroyed? Fair enough. I could've worded that better. Nice username What's happening? huge dick Jesus, the comments on that article are just awful. "Shouldnt have published this, now more ppl will buy drugs." There are a bunch of online websites. Never ordered from them so don't know if they are reliable. I can buy Ibuprofin at the local Apotheke right down the street from me. You're saying it makes you blind? Showed this to a couple coworkers, had to explain it. All I got was a link to ads for hot single ladies in my town. *Tray* application? Not a background service but a *tray* application? No interception of attempts at executing code?  I guess that answers my question.... AppleTV...not so much! 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It's strange that there isn't one yet. The travelling salesman problem is well established as being very easy to solve. Now I can't stop staring at it I saw that they had the newest volume of The Walking Dead for 7 bucks, quickly added it to my cart, calculated shipping, and the final price (after shipping) was 41 bucks The porn, where is it? And the appropriate response is Especially Gimli. Because gays are the only ones to have STI/STD's, right. Your post is a As a colitis sufferer I'm obliged to give you one of these Oh god, it's a gif... ...No. Why is IE open..? Taken from the top review: "When I finally finished, I wouldn't jigsaw again for about a year. It's an experience." I was just coming here to comment about how creepy that is. What evil bastards downvoted that sweet face?! I feel like there should be another four letters after your username. Possibly describing the appearence of your ah-hem apperatus. Oh sure...You just took a dump and made us look at it, right? You shut up Chris. MY DADS NOT A PHONE Lose by 35 only drop by two spots That's not what I do when I go the bathroom with other girls Mother of god... Because your cousin is very smart. After processing the ending I like it but it was just that moment when the cutscenres go by im just like . Oh and I'm getting downvoted for expressing my opinion. Funny "You aren't one of those pretty girls. You are one of those awesome girls that a guy won't regret marrying. Just not hot." ... That man's name: Neil de*** *** Tyson Not sure if sarcasm or is actually serious... How about fuck you and all of you nazi friends I went there and the first post was about Twilight too. I know, but it's the Lakers... It's a thumbnail. Those have got to be the biggest nipples i have ever seen that would take me hours to write if I was frying on shrooms, or at least it would feel like hours, maybe even days... See, now I'm wondering what you actually look like again So it's just sitting there, free for anyone to fuck around with/in? You downvoted her for asking a question? That "Star Trek guy" is Jean Luc Piccard, Captain of the USS Enterprise NCC-1701-D, sir ......... Hell yeah man. When a gurl says "i know alot about science" i'll say "no you don't.... Not yet" and look at her like this . Because he can't /touch/ it /personally/? Just a thought. ლ( ლ)..... this has been posted constantly Sucks the life right out of you, doesn't it. Oh well, at least they're making lots of money off your misery. I will always love I am extremely disappointed in the writer's understanding of why cold air sinks and hot air rises. You know, because gravity grabs cold air but not hot air. Yes, because we all know that there's just a fuck ton of jobs to be had out there for those who are currently working for Target. I'm going to hear this fart noise in my sleep now. If we wanted to break your balls, you'd already be female. MUSTY_BALLSACK He didn't have any ketchup simple as that Well I haven't seen it, and trust me...I *looked for it* Funny enough, we have a favorite band in common and that's Rammstein. I know as a German you're probably like ...but I've loved that band for the better part of 12 years :) Saw them a few months back and it changed my damn life. And it's gonna **stay** blue Fuck. Some extra what? ಠಠ ಠಠ I know this isn't my local zoo, because every time I go to The Oregon Zoo the otters are sucking themselves off. Your little bro likes 10 yr old husky Asian boys? Cut one end off, stick your hand in a porta-potty, and shake...your ass ...for science It's the same shade as the cabinets You're insane. I literally felt like my insides were coming out my anus later due to it. Get out! 12 year olds I don't know what's socially awkward about that guy, this seems to be how most people are with public dumps. I think the only social awkwardness involved with the situation is your friend, who felt the need to "troll" ( ) the poor dude and then go home and write a paragraph about it on Facebook to show the world how tasteless he is. What the hell, forreal...rock drawings? Those floor boards Same iPad for kids Eerily morbid, the way the trick was used against the "good guys" this time, and with the same one that kind of introduced us and Bond to the idea. It's like a twisted irony Wait, people still block Javascript on all sites? This is perhaps the best novelty account ever! Keep fighting the good fight to purge the detritus, and don't cut any slack for the " " karmawhores. 768 x 1024 on my iPad in landscape ...especially when an American corrects me on my spelling. Worth every penny. I was just thinking "Those look like Deathstars "... Maybe this is ridiculous, but I would want a tree house waaaay up high like the ewoks or elves from lord of the rings. The grounds around the bottom would have zombie guts to help as a repellant, a lookout tower, emergency zip lines to escape, maybe a moat of fire burning 247? Maybe a moat of sharpened stakes so when they fell in they would likely get speared in the head. I realize this sounds overly elaborate and ridiculous More like the NCAA overstepping their bounds? psh like THAT would ever happen. You purposely left Baltimore out. [](/c28) { ͡ } I have a buddy that will ask girls if they want to be his girlfriend for a day. Sometimes it works So we should spend more is what you're saying Smiley face for surveillance of muslims? *cough* Blasphemer. Fuck your boyfriend, this is something I'm genuinely concerned about my roommate doing. This is the perfect answer to none of my questions... Not from you As a boyfriend I will be watching this thread like this: Ha I wish. Then I'd have someone to talk to when she goes all crazy with this shit. Right now she's talking about my father in law finding a new lawn mower because she prayed for it This a family tradition for me...once the candles are blown out everyone says "bite, bite, bite" in spanish and when you go to take it your face is shoved in the cake, but nothing like what happened to that girl I thought we all agreed this died on October 12th. ### How did they make the eyes yellow. Dammit When I played little league football, my brother told me that the pads that turned out to be knee pads were for my butt, and I practiced with them on my ass I was behind a car on my commute home and noticed it was swerving a little, so I decide to get out of her way. As I'm passing I look over and she is attempting to change the diaper of a baby, who obviously was not properly restrained. Hello ladies TIL an average work day is equivalent to watching the LOTR trilogy back to back to back FYI talked to Ford today and if I want to get HID headlights for my 2011 it is $1150 for EACH headlamp.... Hunt's ketchup is way better than Heinz. If call me maybe plays one more fucking time I'm going to set my leg on fire. Then set fire to every radio station. All of them So a stranger gives you candy, and you eat it? Your mother would be very right now. I thought that was normal "And now just sprinkle a little crack on him, and we're good to go." "I can't do that, he didn't do anything wrong" "I haven't seen you around before, let me see your badge." I was in Japan for a few years a while back. After a night out, my friend and I took a cab back to where we were staying, and the cab driver was just blatantly watching porn in the car with us there. It is a projectile. "I block for the quarterback..." The look on that black guys face: . My child also enjoys Gundam W... Peda what's? ....... that's close to another danger danger word... But you hear a few years ago about those retards that abused and vandalised some guys house in some lame 'vigilante' justice because he was a paediatrician. This is just a regular Swedish apartment Don't you get a FREE mic with the Xbox 360 console? Go back to your pasture, you annoying cow. ... My co-op has mix and match chicago town takeaway pizzas and Ben & Jerry's for £5 but seems they decided to put all the Ben & Jerry's in the same section even some of the flavours that are not part of the offer . And I was too damn polite to hold the queue up so just paid and left. Last part Well now this ruins my Thanksgiving. DUDE!!!!! I skated for 6 years and I would have bought this board in a SECOND! Although it would limit me to only grinds Rules I'd have probably eaten that it's like I went to google on my phone and then saved as a short cut. copy/paste works. oh, you are in front of the whole school? here, have a random erection. I hate that. Just pass them/continue with your set. If they really want to pass you, they'll tap your feet, and then when you get to the wall just pause and let them pass. if they are blocking the wall, I just make sure to flip and push off their crotch move to the side damn it! Never use a Condom with Sandpaper. *Dat grammar* I can confirm this. People don't know what an apostrophe is? Oh god why It's Wednesday. No, I stumbled across it while on tumblr people there thought it was cute Yay, more rotationally unbalanced maps Fun times I asked my boyfriend, "So, Morgon Freeman lives in women's pubes?" His response? "How do you think his voice got so smooth?" Indeed, the weights are off. Same with American coins in Canadian machines. And certain new Canadian coins in Canadian vending machines. I'm looking at you, 2012 loonies. I'm on a laptop. With a browser. Why the hell would I want 'apps'? Why would I pay for a weather app or a game I can play a clone of on armorgames or Kongregate for free? I just don't get it. A trial period of a dictionary app. Come on now, Windows 8. You should get those two long guns checked over by a gunsmith and go out and have some fun with them. That cooey would be a perfect rifle for a young fella learning how to shoot. As for that Saturday night special... ... It's a nice curio. you might as well feed your cat McDonalds. don't use Purina. I think your being naive if you believe that there are not mining accidents everywhere. I bet that the number of deaths in the U.S. exceeded the number of deaths in the war on terror. Before: ( ) I can attest to this. I was in a LTR with a man. I was young and stupid and hopeful. So I'll cut to the chase. One day I looked at him and said, "Why are you with me?" he looked back at me and said, "Because you pay for things." At the time I thought it was a fucking joke... I can just see his face in the dressing room... That's not creepy at all Trollin' ain't easy Maybe I'll put her foot in my mouth instead WHO dat?? Llama lover This one time I returned a movie…and didn't rewind it I don't see the difference? Wheel screeches take on a whole new meaning... Like this: Isn't she 15. Thanks guys. Me han dicho que pasa en tijuana pero pense que eran bromas, ya veo que no I find it slightly cute. Why does it look like they are trying to throw away a dead body to me? Fuck everything about this. Not with that name... True true. My mom said it is totally possible Holy shit. Is that what it meant? I caught on to it from my older sister saying it so much It never occurred to me that it had a double meaning. am I the only one that read that as spooky little balls?.. A girl posted it... One Dollar Calling a dance move ‘The Wheelchair’ … clever. "racist **cunts**" Life is ruff, especially for a repsoster. Big Gulp and nacho cheese... Which in turns means she interacts with Caboose over the radio in Episode 1 The rainbow profile pic gave it away. Seems legit. so you play outside? or on the street? or where the hell do you play that old ladies can just hand you religious propaganda? Are you calling your mother an old lady? It's mostly disappointing because the books level of a definition would classify two of those examples as an area within a level and not an actual level. The only one they got correct was the battlegrounds, but they put a picture of Orgrimmar in there. Never run in cotton Because I'll do whatever the hell I want, Thats why Why is this not the top comment? Actually, the head was in the freezer.... I'd rather not think about having sex with myself > edible human centipedes. What sort of guy wants his girlfriend to stop wearing bikini's? Never ever EVER stick your dick in crazy. Don't be "that guy." Nine-Year Old searching for grown mens seed ??? Yeah attacked...in bed... Jaja pues vivía yo en San Diego, muy cercas de la línea de Tijuana en San Ysidro, y pues mucha gente contaban mamadas así pero pensé que no mas eran mitos porque parece absurdo. Uno de mis tíos jura a dios que es cierto pero no quero saber como sabe Can you elaborate a little bit? You didn't need gladiator to post on EJ's forum, Blizzard doesn't monitor that forum and WoW has never been known for it's PvP balance. You might be thinking of Arena Junkies because they had Gladiator requirements. I still doubt Blizzard monitored that forum. Why would they archive the images in a self-executable RAR? I could potentially use the images on Mac but I cannot run the EXE on mac. @EternalParvenu You dream about Pete Carroll fondling boys in showers and it makes your sheets sticky? That's 120%. His face bear striking resemblance to this one... have you been visiting other subreddits ( ) ( ) Lucky you, I bought the anthology edition with all six games. $90 Up to 3.5 bar of boost. Jesus. Christ. I can only fathom the amount of torque. Yay more filler! Yes, that's blasphemy talk. This is fantastic. I wish I were good enough to get involved, this is some of the most important work going on these days and they've only got two people! Says the man with the butthurt comment Why is the turkey that is pardoned always white? themetapicture.com El único… Womb broom { ͡ } <--- ...he slipped on the grass.. [* *](//#bachelorfrog) Ok I just "Checked For Updates" for Armored Kill and now I'm downloading the whole 3.7 GB DLC again. It's actually pretty obvious..... Yeah because only americans come on reddit Training..?. ⇡vote for the fucking pyrotechnics. Except generals. Those dudes think generally. how do comments like this " " (the eyes or face of disapproval) show up in the text reader? (honest question) You retards are getting bitchy over UI placement?! Fuck man, get it together! Your rage is totally unnecessary I don't know what I was expecting. Ummm. Oh-kay then.... The high schoolers I teach in my art class do this! And they sniff the markers because the previous teacher ordered the scented ones... Lion Leap? ah, I mentioned the DJ because I knew him, that's why I looked his way too. I doubt he would have stopped her or anything it just would have felt weird... for him... to look... Well, *now*, it's because I got downvoted for offering my support of a Serviceman. Same thing happened to me but it was an S Class. I'm psychic. I see all, so next time you're taking a shower you should cover up unless you want me to see Someone has to 'leave' the adult table before you can move from the kids table. That spot that separates the ass from the cooter… Macros aren't evil at all when used responsibly. Calling a critical part of the language evil is a silly blanket statement. I didn't know. . Downvotes for you. I took a screen shot myself from the preview. I've never seen this picture anywhere else. What is this fuckery Hvis jeg f.eks. køber en Xbox, vil jeg ikke have at folk kaster rundt med den bare fordi der er "boblepapir" om emballagen What if that's the reply he got? *Looks at username* This is really hardcore stuff.... ...and Uncle Tar Heels = Plot twist: can be used to aid a woman raping a man. It takes real men to hate something created for 14 year old girls. There are no giants in this picture. Gold... Girls agree with this too...not all of us are twi-freaks Dat toe hair Ducked This is a small step away from that which must not be mentioned. ###### Thanks for getting this melody stuck in my head for hours It's like spacedicks > These are kids going to school. First time I got a kindle (for 50 shades of science), I didn't realize that you had to slide the arrow down/across to unlock it. I stared at it for 6 hours wondering why the charge bar wasn't growing any longer yet I had been charging the kindle for over 6 hours. Derp. stillBetterThanCassel As a stoner, I take offense sir. ** ** What would she be achieving by keeping the skull in the freezer? Surly wouldn't be to preserve it... Brain rot? Agreed. I get lag spikes where everyone moonwalks but I can still chat. Then after 5 minutes I disconnect and upon reconnecting the client crashes. I kill processes and restart only to fail. It will connect when the game is over and I see a loss in post game lobby as team mates talk shit about my disconnect. ...no homo? Zelda. Tell that to the yellow sac spiders that are all over my house double The website is called tall, slim, & erect. Well that's interesting.... His semen can probably be made into whiskey QUEEF_PUDDING Don't everyone volunteer at once! Get behind. *behind* That's it? What a beautiful way to remember such a horrific disaster, by not cleaning it up. ** ** I read the first sentence and there is already a typo You are interesting as fuck. Thanks for the clarification. shall be mine. Just like with Chlamydia. I'd say a little more, a little less in some areas. I certainly know how better to deal with 'that time of the month.' Yeah those pleasure nerves... Herpes, HPV, HIV can't. Why not ask a locker room friend about his penis. Easy. Or just feel it Wow, the game isn't even out yet. What an asshole. Some of you only studied a ~2.5 weeks and passed? I'm not qualified to take the exam yet, but I thought each section would probably take 2 months of studying for ~25-30hr/week. Either you guys are really smart or I'm overestimating the difficulty of the test. Great,now I'm conscious of it Yep! And then there are the ones who are like "Bro, pack jeans you totally dont want to look like a tourist." Sovereign already got the owner I have recently been told that the word day could mean 13 billion years. . Doesn't really pertain to your point just couldn't believe it when I heard it. SovereignMan posts links from The Telegraph A cheer for the seamen? What a loser, keeping them from performing their god given right to murder 2008 came before 2007 I hope he pays them for using their phone... Yeah, they sure can be. And parents teaching their kids to discriminate? way to go... Says the VikingSlayer. Curling toes alright! ** ** To add to this, whenever there is a group in the lobby of my store, I just barge through with my 15+ line of carts and expect them to move the fuck out of the way. After doing this two or three times they usually get the hint and move Putting down the human would be too humane. They need to suffer. I here ya.... the OP's title really doesn't need (or warrant) the "f***ing awesome" superlative "cracker not a racist term, cracker is white people who owned slaves you cracker" ....... We have no civic sense. It's depressing. I do my part to help. I shout at my friends who litter. Pick up the trash in front of the people who throw it while looking at them like this -> and say thank you and keep doors open. If I have kids they will do the same. *everything is on the internet* Not in apps, although I'm curious why Alien Blue doesn't have all these when it has an option to add in. An option to add a link would be handy. * * A quarter you say? It's a joke If I left Texas... The superb Mexican food, the bipolar surprise weather, the football... I don't want to leave now What is that phallic looking thing on top of your spice rack? Charger cords. They would probably be like "wut " because the device hasn't been invented to be charged yet... But.. Who was redeemer? You can't just take a UT map and put it in TF2, because there are no weapons on the map to pick up. I like your comment, but hate your name. He's 16... As an American, I can understand all of them just by looking at context. Bin bag = garbage bag. Because bin = what holds the garbage bag. If you don't know what rubbish is...well... . I didn't know what carrier bag was at first, but then I kept reading. It's obviously something like a grocery bag or a bag from a retail store. Just imagine the horror when the phone auto-locks I play to roll the dice on Brown in flex. I think I like his upside more than my other options (J. Jones (GB), Britt or Beanie). Although in hindsight I wish I would have flexed Garçon!! ummmm...........penis? That was the previous price from the previous ale. It's $2.99 now. They actually raised the price for this Black Friday "deal". Provoked the hulk. I am the only one among my friends who actually likes the cod games DAFCUK I wouldn't be able to fap to to my dead brother's porn. Thinking about him all the time UHHH PROGRESS? * Wat I'm sorry, I didn't know that because you've posted about Sugar Cane before that no one else can. I'm sorry, I didn't know that because you've posted about Sugar Cane before that no one else can. You were being sarcastic? I think you should have added sarcasm tags, I'm sorry. Just a regular backhand throw. I believe it's a little over 200ft, so not that long. But those trees.. You make it sound archaic and obsolete. I use that joystick to fly This. Black ops had the original OIC and I **NEVER** heard anyone complain. Hell, the best fun I had on CoD was in high roller games where it was tense enough to cry (*just me..?*). It was knowing you'd be either rich as a pig if you got that kill or as sad as a sad pig if you didn't. But then IW, *bless em*, were like- "hay OIC that worked lets do that" and they didn't really change much except that THEY FUCKING REMOVED IT FOR AON I only got MW3 towards the end. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I noticed this earlier today so I broke the glass and it was gone, but no sign of anywhere inside where it could be reflecting from Worst red light district ever. \* *groan* \* You literally just posted *exactly* where you live on the Internet. Good job kid. I discussed this issue with a Christian that believed in evolution. Apparently day can mean any period of time so 13 billion years could be defined as a day if they wanted too. Dexter is on Netflix? Why... did I never see it there . You'd think that the creator of the song/video would have enough respect for Kimi to spell his name right. I hate to be that guy but this isn't real. Kinda bothers me that OP tried to pass this off as something he grew They are so... so long. I don't even know what I can use Reddit gold for but I'd like some. I know people who do that in real life Oh god, I just knew this would be here. So where's all the reddit outrage?holy shit you down voting cocksuckers. Woot! I was half excepting porn *I'm a grown ass woman with 15 kids* All. The. . ( ) ... preview Tweet everything he does (repost it) and he will know you know Stupid pass Scott. Named Jimmy Rustle And it turns out he is an asshole named Jimmy Rustle. That god damn siren My god I was at the shop with my sister when she pointed this out... I can tell you the exact place this is at if you want... Yea and half of the weapons are around 1000 certs each and dont forget you have to upgrade to make them decent. You have to play 6 hours per day for 11 days to unlock that single weapon. And then you have to upgrade it. It's less time consuming to farm money in real world and buy that weapon with real money. Definitely fair Wow. That may be the most un-funny comment I have seen in awhile. Yeah. Ziplocs, candy wrappers, shopping bags, roasting bags. Sometimes a mix. He JUST did this like 3 days ago. "With growing hearts..." As someone who never shops on Black Friday, I'm kinda curious as to how much those phones would actually be worth. I only thought you saved maybe like 30%. Exactly. If opening someone else's mail is a federal offense, I can only imagine stealing a mail truck is like 70 life sentences May the Force be with you! ( )/ ..no we don't I had to come back here and throw out another waaaaay out there theory. I had a dream I was watching sons, it was the finale: not sure about other events but it ended with Donal killing Tara. Wendy reappeared and jax turning back to her for comfort... It ends with her comforting him. (that probably only came about because I questioned Wendy's whereabouts a few days ago) I was pissed in my dream and also woke up still very angry *I know* its out there but anything can happen on SOA :) The father of one of my friends passed away when said friend was in high school. His father had made a college fund for him, but him mom spent it all on new furniture for herself. ahahaha, glass bottles oh and using soap as lube(not sure if you were asking that or not but thought i'd answer) My moms work bathroom is like this. She ended up having a miscarriage in there and according to the paramedics, it looked like a slasher flick because of the mirrors. And you blurred the edges of the photo. Wut... We did this once, we all a had a good time, and now it's over. > You are referring to last-ditch ports that had 6 month or less development cycles. Truth be told, I had to get some help from my roommate. It's bullshit there isn't a case out right now that was like the gear monkey soft case I used for the first 3DS. I love elements. they are awesomeಠ_ Does your psu have an LED in its fan... Really? You can go fishing in OoT? Where have I been? I'm glad I missed out on that! That's not what I expected. I'm a little more worried about whether or not things are going to be painful for you than if he's going to laugh at your baboon buttcrack. Dat ass It's the menu in call of duty BO2 I've seen threads where women bawl over how their SOs watch porn. Or where husbands are threatened with divorce after being caught by the wife watching porn. As someone who enjoys an occasional fap to good porn...that kind of shit is completely beyond me. I can't understand women who think like that. It had only been sixty seconds Reminds me of this fellow who regularly posts on Craigslist offering to pay people to poop in his toilet. Give them their cell numbers too. My mom did that to me to teach me a lesson about being nice to strangers... ... what You can leave the fishing place at the lake in OoT? Where have I been? Yup, USA only ONG she's so fucking smart ..... You didn't change the face textures If you don't deliver I'll fuck you with a rake. Try being from West Virginia, "Oh Western Virginia, is that anywhere near Richmond?" I would probably like your link IF IT ACTUALLY WENT TO AN ACTUAL PICTURE. pretty close to petabytes… "Pesky virginity" Wait, you had a secret affair but you couldn't handle her kissing your boyfriend? I'm old, so I'm not up on all of you young people's fancy schmancy new football terminology. Capitator? Yes... Ben Stiller died 21 years ago... No one drew a single vagina??? Google Voice doesn't do images. Am I the only one who noticed them using Facebook on Google Chrome for iOS? you know there's and app for that c; just kidding, I do the same.. >_> And I'm going to send you there for making me read that... The one holding his rifle to my mouth made me Is Podolski dip snapping for his celebration? Yes that makes total sense. Bensonhurst isn't really Italian anymore... In what universe does soup go on a plate? My face when he self amputates: Every kid on my campus What kind of novelty account is this.. Is that a regular thing for you, then? >I would love a game like this though, with the exception of the pony I was about to ask what is the FB coverphoto resolution. Ah 851x315? that makes sense... OP [* *](/spoderman) ( ) Lol, I usually will support a team by how cool their logos/colors are or something else arbitrary I usually ending up receiving something along these lines: Because it was reposted from iFunny. Why are their upvotes KKK members? I'm an American and I use 24-hour time exclusively. Except for my phone, which doesn't have a 24-hour option. If I remember correctly, his answer was to soap it up A world class expert in tourist ventures that then go bankrupt, I think he means. When I finally got to the point where it stopped saying there was a problem with my account, I got a message saying that my code was invalid. (I tried it 3 times --- it's definitely the same as the code I got in the mail.) Shit... i dont even know how to change it ლ( ლ) Likes to run. Concrete La ironía del artículo: "CONTENT UNAVAILABLE. The video is not authorized for your location (PR)". But no. bucking. Derpy. Process of pimping also, why was me saying I'd send a picture of myself for proof upvoted, and the proof downvoted? But we should support them for beveling in something so strongly! I've always been here Regardless, the MAC Championship is going to be a hell of a game. Damn, NIU...one point loss to Iowa. Kent State...*yeah*...Kentucky. You should be ashamed before a Steam sale Holy crap. I went to SpaceGlop, chose a random post, read some comments, and found a browser for iOS with Flash called Puffin! Apperently somebody wanted to watch beastiality on his/her iPod, but there were no iOS friendly websites Hmmm, I'm sensing undertones of sarcasm in your work....getting slightly offended here "...and is trying to coin a hybrid of “bro” and “homie” he calls “bromie.” Yep. And I had been ignoring the oil pressure light. I was 18 and I've since learned the error of my ways. What a coincidence, so does my dad! Wait a second...are we related? I was going to make a joke about one existing, but even thinking about it made me at myself. MCDONALD'S PROBLEMS This meme is fucking terrible and needs to die for so many reasons. There's nothing classy about telling other people to commit suicide when they do something you don't like, and every time I see this it's always criticizing childish things children do or something stereotypical minorities do. he stole this guys.... WHY IN THE FUCK DID I WATCH THAT?! I had my first Nintendoland crash an hour ago. Now the game crashes every time it's launched just a few mins in. It's unplayable. Hey! I understood that reference! I can't believe I scrolled all the way to the bottom... I see our **true defense** has finally showed up. Why are we so poor? Oh yea Or you could just stand outside and whistle for a couple minutes several times a day like my neighbor. ლ( ლ) Oh ya all the time... That's kind of lucky. I grew up 5 minutes away from Brian Peppers - - reverse psychology? Bro... I just got the same surgery for the same reason Have you read it? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I can see the RPGs flying everywhere already. He looks strangely happy in this. Yeah, but, *widescreen*. I just brought up with my friend today basically every idea in this strip, before I had seen it. I wouldn't describe what those turtles are doing as "heartwarming." As someone with Cerebral Palsy, I think it's safe to sayyour friends cat is not adorable At first I thought you comment was it's okay...**This time** but know... I'm watching you Why is there no piss on the floor? I'd say your friends just pretented to pee on the house TIL: Vi unge eksisterer stadigvæk green stars ..complex... ಠ_ಠ "there" ಠ_ಠ "your" Is the " " because you missed out on Supes' dick? I've had many close Chinese friends growing up. Real close. I never got one of those red envelopes. Ever. Still sorta hurts. officialniggapolice I UNSUBSCRIBED to /r/Politics in order TO NOT SEE BULLSHIT LIKE THIS. The things I've seen in the great war, stamping out letters like they were cattle... *you don't want to know* Bill Belichick super läuft, großes lob! The ground is dry. How much do you drink though? Enough to a have negative impact on your looks? Or not that much, but enough to be sexually reckless a lot? Do you have a gut? I mean, come on TheOldOne I like my anime yet this 'speech' is turning me off it completely. He doesn't even say **WHY** it's interesting/entertaining... he's just listing facts and talking about the series' that he has watched.... which basically consists of ecchi and yaoi Want both...in my mouth. Nooooow. i didn't mean that... TIL 600,000 Israelis are violent fanatics. Every last one of them. I now have you RES tagged as Jose the Fake Mexican. In case you attempt to bullshit me . Seriously though, great job - I especially loved the Accent-B-Gone drink. I think it is ╚( )=┐ ┌( )┘ ╚( )=┐ ┌( )┘ ╚( )=┐ ┌( )┘ No, no that really isn't. Nor have their views on Rudolf Hess, editorial support for National Socialism, and the quoting of the Protocols of the Elders of Zion in parliament helped them. It's frightening to think that people as stupid as your father are allowed to own military firearms One *more?* Pinch that shit off. It's posted fairly regularly every 3 weeks ... Soo over it. Just answer the hypothetical question best friend? Thanks for the blue tubes . Ahhhh damn it! This clearly does not show how active I am with up votes in the /r/boobies subreddit he didn't see what coming? You forgot to mention messenger+ the google+ messaging application. And you're a woman when you bleed from the vagina. ( ) My sister and I are messing around Your sons? Had death adder for years and loved it. Had to reinstall Windows on new build and downloaded the latest razer software and drivers. Now it turns out that I need an account with razer to configure my mouse. Dude... That is so weird... Your username is almost similar to my name That scene when he makes the two whores beat each other up Jajajajaja... I was just starting to like him, then he went won the CL for Chelsea I didn't get a legendary on my first warrior kill Uncalled for dude. Can't miss it, FFS. No!!! Not everyone... Just those who can rock them. I have nothing against fat people, but when it comes to fat girls in Yoga pants... Where you can see the Cellulites through the pants... That shit is just wrong... That much karma in 1 day is pathetic. I thought the title read "Fearless chicken…" at first. Smash. Meh, I can wait. It's not like I'll need a new one to wear for bowl season All those wasted Coke points... Why does that F look like the Facebook logo in font and color? I honestly don't have a copy. That heating bill That and you still have the wonderful process of applying to nursing school to look forward to. My doctor measured my height with my shoes on. I know my real height and it added a bit over an inch. When I asked him if I should take them off he said "nah". So you can run them with so much camber half of the tire wont even touch the ground and that's no problem, but you're concerned about handling from flipping them around? ( ) - perverts. ** ** jesus, fuck bernard pollard. that guy is an assassin They are. "Prepare your inbox"... THANK YOU! I hate people who call shotgun and just fall asleep . You're supposed to be watching the road so that we don't get into an accident goddammit!! You know what's even more pathetic than using a fleshlight for help? Asking reddit I sat SF D because I was afraid of the saints offense at home. Was at a house party one time getting really really drunk cause my uncle was on his death bed. In the middle of the eve my cousin called and told me my grandpa just had a massive heart attack and had died. So being drunk and sad already I started crying like a little bitch to which my friend figured a Xanax may help me just pass out. Last thing I remember was standing in his kitchen then waking up on his couch. When I got up to get some water later in the morning come to find out I had went on a warpath through his house. He has never offered me Xanax since or any of my friends. how about you show some manners Dat Girth.... Innocent remark. I'm not clever, or subtle You turn into a gay box Another reason why US (and Canadian) falconers give the when hearing about the issues in the UK. You couldn't just search one up I'm an idiot. In the second picture.... Is that.... I that really bent fiber? That makes me so nervous. I read that and my face was all Didn't even realize there was an NSFW tag, scrolling through your pictures & then BUTT. I'm in class & I'm very sure someone saw I'll show myself out of class now. All I can think of is that's how a pornstar magician reveals his penis for a scene Now Henry will have to go back to sleep to go see Charming to find out what Snow said. It's fucking Netherworld game of telephone. Way to build Mason's confidence Edit, posted twice And watch all his friends get killed in his mum's mouth and ass My day of church was instead spent in a car on the way back to school for 14 hours This is currently on the front page why are you reposting it? Its glow in the dark grey fabric paint... Stop judging me! Meanwhile, I always walk into Al Hasa and it's always a ghost town that was the point. Childhood... Mirror? Some do, just not most of the American ones. But it gets old they all do That sub is fucking awful. I messaged the mod there early on about not needing to allow white nationalists to post all up and throughout his subreddit and he was more concerned with how I'd *found* his subreddit (like he didn't advertise it anywhere ). Needless to say, the mod seems clueless and ill-equipped to be heading a sub entitled "Blacks of **Tommorow**". The fact that he modded a fucking neo-nazi....like...really dude? You mean... Rape? Why... Why would you do this... ლ( ლ) basically the microwave didn't work even when the door was shut. It seems the button that says the door is closed wasn't being pressed by the door. She stuck the door latch into the microwave to trick it into thinking the door was shut, and then she tried to turn it on. I will take a pass on a picture of that treasure And your username... Um... ╚═( )═╝ Don't forget the fact you can potentially look at anyone out of the ~7 Billion people on earth at any one time. ~~Splash~~ Destiny or Eve's passive. What in the fuck. What the fuck. What the fuck. that's my birthday. Guess I'm gonna die next year ლ( ლ) Colby 2012... Yeah, this comment is clearly at the top. Not sure if joking or... Well, I do want to finish those castle walls... Ehh wait a minute, what are you trying to pull! And why the fuck are you watching lesbian porno? My first game with friends as top lane shaco on free week. Brutal. Then I played a solo game amumu jungle first time and got bandage toss first . Lucky i had a smurfer on my team and we won You'd be surprised what people manage to get up there. Fapping with my morning boner [ ] This is why you often see replies like ">Redditor for 5 minutes" followed by " ". TopleBotton why do you have your fellow brave in the negatives? >new meme seinfeld ishygddt face Don't be rude to other bj mods please >costanza face That's not what it says *snooze* Snooze* snooze* house fire Every day. Honestly these are funny and all but with all these videos and gifs being posted it's as if global ults have never existed before this More like Poke...Mega...Man..Mega...Poke...Man... You know what I mean There's an upvote button for a reason. Sure... If you have an older or lower end Mac Person using the term "first page" made it to the top comment... Ah, well thanks for clarifying... *5 days later*... Purdue alum with Notre Dame flair?! OP creates karma from sitting. This should be accessible while we write a comment. Like pulling down the top bar and swiping to the right. We can add this stupid look of disapproval, but we have no format references. I mean, **COME ON!** sometimes you just can't wrap your brain around them not doing the simplest shit. My favorite is "lulu no heal?" ಠ▃ಠ "LULU WHY YOU NO HEAL." While i'm pre lvl 6 16 grit. I'm just pokin fun. ... some people Why have you not blocked him? ** ** You're concerned over 60 pounds increase? He makes me like Greg Olsen and Brent Celek Dude I did the same thing, with tea lights & little plastic blue translucent cups. Most of them melted, some caught on fire. A quick-fix medic. Huh??!!! Yeah fuck those content creators why should they make money for the hard work they put in and entertainment they provide.... Scarrasniffer. Well, your grammar is about as perfect as the sharpie-bong drawing. Should I assume your parents beat you as well? i love how top rated comments are now regurgetated quotes from movies or the favorite line from the video being commented on... Umm that girl is not ghetto and her accent even isn't that strong. Suddenly the united states take an interest in stopping "terrorist" activity in Mexico. >STOP downvoting me Yes, you are clearly responding to what I actually said, instead of just making a straw man argument. Fuck I once smoked a joint outside when snowboarding and got freaked out that I couldn't blow out all the smoke. "Dude, it just keeps coming!" Friend's response: I should not have clicked that. ** ** ( )⌐■-■ Wow, you just explained to all the scammers *exactly* how to game your voting algorithm. I read that as "I'm Barack" 5 bucks . The brand is 'Kenneth Cole - New York'... Never heard of it Sion.He's a zombie.Zombies are cool.I thought Sion was cool.I was disappointed with the outcome Yes > ** ** Oh, I thought that thing slowly ripped your head off That was sarcasm . Now why the *fuck* can't the new bond be like that!?! It's all about sexual innuendo, not crying about being an orphan I'd like to think I do my best work that way. Wut? It was totally my dick... I would rather we lose than have an injured Ben play against the Ravens Wait they did?! I think he meant it in the loose pejorative sense of the word. As in "it's fucking retarded, so I'm sure all of the water babies riding in on the shortbus will love it". Also, I think I saw Da_Juice_Mayn at an ATM at Castro/18th bursting his 'roid veins because a woman was smoking next to him. He dropped an N-bomb on her and then started calling everyone faggots. It was super cool. Guy's it's Google doc time!!! I would love to have organized way to find some cool bars that are /r/atlanta approved. I know some subreddits have a running list and It's normally where I get all my information when I'm traveling. (Never trust Yelp ) Do not want. -- The answer is no one??? smh.. accurate information, sir. Not at all Reads. It wouldn't be awesome, but it would help It feels like half of my reddit frontpage is "this happened to my friend: please folks, don't ever use your phone and drive" (horrible gory nasty car-wreck) and the other half is people posting photos from their moving cars. These maps are misleading because they do not include land swaps that were offered under both Barak and Olmert. That's just drops of blood covering them. I spent much longer than I should looking at those keys As a Redditriccan all I can say is... I feel yous meyngh, I feels yous...happens all the time, but then again, two words: Black Friday... SO COOL, I SHOULD GO & ENLIST NOW! It may have been a training session. It may not have been a total 'waste' of bullets, and yeah, some people may be over-reacting. But the truth is this; that was embarrasing, not only to the immature soldiers, but the US MARINE CORPS. When I think of my nation's army, I expect professionalism, men and women who take their training seriously and shoot effective targets so they may learn to fight, not make a viral video on the internet about video game consoles. Man up You mean skyfall? ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Its easy, just have the perfect combination of normal and not normal LE YESS XDXD ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ This review signaled the last pc gamer i'd purchase. I read this while I was on the toilet....pooping. It would be ceaper to repair the other bridge rather than span it all over again That lol is pretty suspicious It is called an MOS as an officer... mustn't be that professional if you cant spell. Umm dafuq?? > I bought it and promptly 'd at the 16GBs required. .... Those sons of bitches... Ha ha ha. ANAL_QUEEN didn't know that?! That one isn't a novelty account fAKE. Not enough Passenger snow cat hit a tree, there was bark and pine needles everywhere. Driver claimed there was a rock under the snow. This is a ram from the "blade wing." It ain't supposed to look like that. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ She followed it up with, "I'd eat those eyes." yeah, i'll just delete it Just couldn't stop the video TIL /r/pokemon likes rape jokes. The sad thing is that I actually tried to go to that subreddit. That moment when someone, somewhere is judging you based on your reddit account... Villager: ლ( ლ) I don't want to see his face....... Definitely needs a spanking! Those cheeks need to blush red! Them nipples!! I'm in loooove oh.....feeling rather stupid now And any song by Adele "Fwd" whiskey I was wrong. Sooooooo wrooooong. Attempted manslaughter Huh. So thought provoking... Interesting way of making your point Gingers. These posts need to stop. Pretty soon, that whole website is going to be archived on here. Forza, really? You reference a video game when talking cars/engine swaps. Have you ever searched youtube for Thomas videos, there are some pretty funny sick fucks out there. We used to let my 5 year old watch some of the videos on long car rides until we watched one where Thomas was screaming like Jason was chasing him and sure enough, there's fucking blood everywhere and some sort of freakish murderous train rampage had just occurred. You were a dumb child, no? I found out what porn was and i was like "Why is he stroking his dick? " So i tried it and orgasmed and i thought i broke my dick and it felt weird. So i did it two more times. And no, it was not. Yolo lolololol hahaha @&$8ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ This is an awesome picture! What kind of creature is that?? (Don't say "a cow" ) Big Bang Theory LOTR I have a DVR set for the fap program #### Ummmm...the last time I checked Louisiana is where it's at for food! Actually I take Adderall XR, at 7-8am. The aftermath of my elder sibling using the facilities. The worst part is that she doesn't even spray afterward Came Here to say that there are a lot of peachtrees in Atl Not at all surprised that this popped up on reddit. It usually seems like the majority of users are forward thinking, then there are those times when I feel like many of you are just closet racists waiting for the next bigot joke to upvote. Pics or it didn't happen... Bumping. On Reddit. I go to Stony. . Not cool, not cool. but you have to kill Solaire What a coincidence. What a coincidence. Noticed "AUD" so... Are there Australian severs or do you play US or EU? Nobody is that fat, nobody You expect a hen to navigate a boat *alone*? I have to stop clicking links before reading the title.... ** ** I agree, however, there are many people on the Facebook group that don't use Reddit. > BT to OP, I think the exact same thing. It's kind of a scary song There are some UGA fans on Twitter I've seen who wanted us to blackout the SECCG. Nice try, PoisonousCandy's upstairs neighbor. Smash. Smash. Repost. Smash again, anyway. Buy them Oh, you better watch out... you better not cry. You better not I'm telling you why... I thought I read somewhere that chickens evolved that over the last few thousands of years... Guess I must have misunderstood with super volcanoes... They look so much a like Mine always has to be hard for me to get off. I'm a German/Irish Canadian who grew up in Saudi Arabia. More often than not, people look me up & down and express confusion as to why I'm not darker-skinned. That's Uncle Daniel to you. $1.45. People stopped being nice as the world is coming closer to an end Casey Anthony probably shouldn't be our choice mascot ( ) ( )ノ-■-■ That brought me on a long, depressing wiki hyperlink binge... So....we're playing for the national championship.....or the Gator Bowl. That's like asking your friend what cake tastes like. What's wrong with you? The cat with the gas mask. I'd hang it in the bathroom opposite the toilet to make everyone spray the air freshener after they take a stinking shit in my toilet It only took me an hour seven, i count seven balls That gun cutting of mid screen. Cannot unsee. Those are good deal breakers to have. I'm sorry to hear your ex did that to you. I can't imagine a guy trying to screen my calls. Though, I had a shirt I was *not allowed* to wear in my ex's presence. Don't act like you wouldn't keep them too. ^2 My mum got our local radio station to play this as a birthday shout out on my 16th birthday. This kid at my school actually sold porn tapes of his step mom... You're complaining about getting THAT instead? I'm so jealous!! Oh God, why? That Demi Lovato song where she starts off with "The day I first met you, you told me you'd never fall in love." I find it creepy that the first day you meet someone they tell you this or you are being nosy enough to get that answer out of them. Dammit! I didn't notice that before wow how creative She most definitely was not. Please don't generalize. Gold Deagle.... I hate you Santa Is the king of neck beards. Look at it!! Look damn you Perfect for dry cracked/bleeding lips. That's you thinking I don't already have a copy ^3 She won't allow it she's ticklish these are absolutely terrible.. I completely agree, because those of us currently without spare cash would greatly appreciate the gold to gem prices to go back down to being reasonably affordable Yeah, I have never seen an emotionally-charged rivalry game. If UGA would have lost that game you would have a different tune about the discipline. I get tired of people wanting us to make porn for them. So MS or GOOGLE should not pay 40$ to make their staff play a fun game where everything goes to charity anyway? Your some kind of guy... OH MY GOD, HAHAHAHAHA, SO TRUE. That is the ***wrong*** color, missy! It kinda looks like the cat just slipped and snapped it's neck on the wall **HEY NOW!** Wait, we have a purging chamber? Why was I not told?! Only 600-some subscribers?! Wat. I must read this. Link please. >They were a pretty bad team to make it to the SB. None of my friends want to stop watching porn. When I first read this, I thought it was fart skin idea. I mean, really? 'Down under thunder'? It would definitely need a better name. I see what you did there. That vagina looks like a tucked penis. Looked good for a few weeks, now it looks dirty My incredibly slow rise to the top of a minor media empire WILL NOT BE STYMIED Are you a girl? Cuz if you are, we could get together and make lesbian porn You have no idea how long I have been searching for a server with mature, friendly people my age I sound like a cranky, bitter old man, yet I have been downvoted consistently for server search posts on reddit. Basically, I'm interested toooooooooooo :D lol..... You know too much about serial killing.... The underside of porcelain! That's a HUGE NOPE! I can't stand how it feels. I hope she doesn't perform demeaning acts for a living now he wants to be killed. Ripped apart while alive by beautiful women.... One time I was nursing my son while my daughter 3 was sleeping. The dogs started barking and the only person who ever stops by in the middle of the day is my husbands grandmother. In a hurry to keep the dogs from waking my daughter, I rushed down stairs, baby still attached, and answered the door. Luckily it was who i thought as I had forgotten to put away the other boob and it was just a flapping and bouncing in the wind. She saw I was busy( she breastfed too so no hiding from her) and said she would stop by later. I headed back up stairs and get ready to switch breasts. I lifted him up in the air and he is incredibly long so I lift him just above my head to get his legs to clear my lap. However All that bumping around caused him to puke right as he passed my face.... My mouth was open ad everything. ( think Burglecut from Willow) Oh they do, just never mention that in the comments... They don't like it... Even tho they are just whores who cooters probably smell like mayo Perhaps you should add an 'as' after 'retire'. I read it as you want to retire -- as in *kill* -- a happy mathematician. ....huh? I am also in so cal.. How much for 1doz. And what're are you located. Also is there a Denny's near you? Haha god missed? I thought he was all powerful? oh god this is....Hnnnnnnggggggggggg ლ( ლ) I LIVE NEAR THERE OMG it used to be open tho... (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ I don't see Halo 4 in there I'm more of a french rolling pin kinda gal myself, but those look pretty cool. I'm pretty sure my clumsy self would roll ugly lines all over my dough though Plot twist: It's a video of her maked Cool, wasn't sure. Pretty sure that's the rule everywhere. It's common sense. People in SA drive like dopes when it's raining. To be fair, "dynamic lighting" in no way makes the maps look less samey and boring. It makes them look a little more realistic until it breaks half-way through the budget. Meanwhile, the pieces have giant patches of white on them that look perfect for coloring, and yet the color option still only affects a few barely visible patterns on the edges of each piece. { ͡ } <--- le new meme look of intrigue face { ͡ } <--- le new meme look of intrigue face Wow, something I agree with Obama on. Something must be wrong . You mention you found it on reddit.. I mean he's got more viewers than any other streamer right now and why, because he did a Reddit AMA and is 14? Agreed. God i hate it when people start ranting on about how the 'good ol Minecraft days' and 'oh the terrain generation was so good' and 'oh it was only about survival and no rpg'.. When in reality it wasn't all that good. I bet in 2 years from now, the terrain will change and everyone will start saying how they miss the 1.0.0 world generation ** ** "225 looks normal" they gave you a spanking when you were wearing a short skirt The Nightmares I will suffer for the weeks to come. Oh good, is this a thing? ^4 So it's back to levels of deforestation that initially caused such concern back in the late 80s, early 90s? Wow, that's such great news! icon, i love you man It.. It looks like a toe ლ( ლ) >those countries? Wat I originally thought this was a Barney Stinson reference I'm only 18 but I've got to agree. Actually 12 might have been worse. They were both pretty awful. Self harm, suicide attempts, anorexia, being locked in a room for months by my mother (don't worry she gave me a portapotty ), etc. ¯\( )/¯ ಠ_ಠ seeing a fish with boobs is so disturbing I don't simply because I will fuck up somebody's horde and then they will rush mine. Implying that you are using windows. What a fucking dick, he almost fooled poor /u/RecluseGamer > The funny part is that the "I want to save my friend from religion" rants, are basically the same rants that you hear from missionaries I guess I should have expected puke... Having only had two hangovers in my life, after number two I just quit.... This is the funniest, most accurate representation . It was hit by two different buildings **Daddy's Rammus** Oh, I feel sick now...i seriously stared at that picture for minutes trying to figure out *why* you were calling that uncooked Turkey a baby. I hate you. Saw the video and called my co-workers to show them. Our boss walked past and angrily asked us what the fuck were we doing watching porn at work. One of the guys actually made things worst when he tried to explain the boss by starting with: sir, it's a girl with her father..... the eyes of the old man went berserk until he finished explaining... Uhh, what are you talking about? The fighting in XII and xiii are 100% different "Next morning..." The tie fighter in the thumbnail got me all excited. Are we in the Atlantic or Coastal division? feminism is stupid. . Does she go by Reese? I think her real name is Laura but am posting before I ask the Google. No, you would go and find one of the 20 volumes of encyclopedia you have in the shelf, and look that shit up. And it would claim it was somewhere in the U.S.S.R., even though that stopped existing 10 years ago I think I know why he liked vacuums Swag. * * No. The unknown fact that many people don’t know is average pig orgasm can lasts for 30 minutes. Don't ask how I know that... It was. I was messin' with the Don't think you're a weirdo. I didn't downvote you Creepy, yet relevant, username. Well yep I'm out! Spongebob is Lust personified... TIL a pair of tits will get you upvotes in just about every subreddit. It made my tree happy ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ Yeah... Fisker designed the style of the car, and then outsourced a lot of the engineering Not sure if cute that this got to front page or super creepy. i’m glad the part about the shooting was a joke, but the “are you 17” was unnecessary I was afraid it was a gif. And I was gonna see it burrow in there PLOT TWIST: It's noon. This is the rivalry the rest of Utah is trying to force on us. Well you know the government want to go all electronic on there paperwork. not for easy data sharing or going green but to make sure all the important stuff is lost when they EMP the world... Says the guy I work with Teach a range of 11-18 year olds. >The broad brush is a tool most often employed by self-serving liars. Okay 21th That escalated a little too quickly. Classical depiction of TIL Ohio makes stupid gun laws. "Cracker-ass cracker" just doesn't have the sting it should. "Honky" is downright quaint by now. So I'll just say: "21th". Your face is an exaggeration. Your face is harsh. Was it necessary for him to be naked? When my parents were my age they had two kids What if that new jutsu is THE ONE jutsu the one that Jiraiya talked about?! ლ* ( ლ) Great coverage by the superb Downing! Haha, so whimsical... Yeah because all of us men are complete douche bags. Please teach us, oh wise one! Don't...*<sigh>*... Don't put your tongue in th-- The future looks empty. So. It's a nice ass. With a pretty evil looking cyst on it. That's a first for r/popping. ...me gusta... Fucking brainwashed. Israel first, Australia second. Fine. Go. Murder some Palestinian children you fucking muppets. >The funny part is that the "I want to save my friend from religion" rants, are basically the same rants that you hear from missionaries Thanks I need to inspect your face, but with shirt off Miam miam Cummy bum. Wait a minute, I just realized something. Sometimes Squidward is seen taking baths, and the batch is all bubbly and foamy. Does Squidward bathe in pure soap? I do the exact thing when caught doing something bad. Searches "How to eat a girl out": Uses Ask Jeeves: ** ** Yes. funny junk Isn't this from ParaNorman? I did. By correcting you My smartphone has a faster and more reliable connection that my wired Comcast service. As a West Virginian, I've seen worse... And its her stepdad So many notifications on that phone You clear that shit up right now son. ** ** What?? Syntax error, sorry "well there is pakis but they don't count because they believe in Allah and Allah is God's número uno competition" ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ No, it's an entirely different game. Anyone else notice that the pictures are really terrible with only about 15% of each picture actually in focus? > every single time I asked him anything, he'd give me the look and speak directly to my supervisor rather than to me. Misread Virginia as Vagina. You're talking to a chick that deals with depression, for no rational freaking reason, on a monthly basis. He is too busy to get back to you on that .... if you know what I mean..... ლ( ლ) leave ihavenoartskills alone, I teared up a little too Rape. Name the goddamn kitten rape. I like apple as well, but this is LOW. They should be ashamed. What a great time for photography... ** ** You showed it, huh. ...the purple looks like my mom's handwriting... As a gay guy, I'd rather not be grouped in with heroin and baby killing. "It's legit" Your a Genevan and a Packers fan? I think those are the actual rules of checkers... Aww you wouldn't believe how crazy it is over there! You think surfing, beaches and cocktails. You do not expect a crazed meth head tweaker to run out of the bushed at you one night and punch you in the eye and split your eyebrow open with one superhuman punch. which doesn't matter because I'm not Jewish Think of it this way -- the headhunter works to fill a position, not to find jobs for people. You can guarantee that for each job they receive, they will send as many resumes as they can to the hiring manager. So if you get an offer, why should you have to pay them even more when you're helping them get paid by the company in the first place? RGIII? You sir are exactly what's wrong with festivals and the resell market nowadays. Dat underarm hair. There where leftovers. I saw it today in the news. What worries me, it's that they didn't mention it can kill you, just that it was bad for you and you could get a rash or an infection. You stole this from /r/trees and reposted it here. Yes, only good corvette was the first one, so thats why the C6R won ALMS 6 out of 8 years it was in? Great...more overdrive pedals. If you married your sister the divorce only applies to your unholy marriage. She's still you sister, unless your parents get divorced. It's your tab, so back at you. What is that emote even supposed to mean? Did you mean ? I can abide by this only if the sterilization is reversible. If not, it's reprehensible and tantamount to eugenics. You know who else was a fan of that Haha I love your response. It's much harder to check her out when her boyfriend knows you're looking at her Way off topic, but whichever Rioter owns that Blazblue fightstick, I do hope they didn't buy that off e-bay in the past ~2 or 3 months. That should have been mine why capitalise every word? I'm not a gay man but every time I see those I'm like really guys? You haven't noticed gay and bi people yet? Why do I have the feeling my tuition is going to SKYROCKET to pay for this. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Better not. Do you have a 4-gallon bladder? False. The best descriptive text for the blind? indeed Yeah... their kids deserve to suffer for their gullibility A high school friend's grandparents had a collection like the first picture. They called them "nigurines". I associate RROD with bad things, why would I want to drink a RROD:ed bottle? That one does work I wouldn't have noticed the black spots if you hadn't pointed them out. Yeah.. only if I was suicidal. I don't think you can fault your brain for that if you're high. IPL gaming league....whoa, tripping balls It wasn't bad, bashed my calf a few times First kick start bike I've ridden... Old, dead cooch. Oh, that's what the UK needs more of: government interference with the press. On my Ubuntu install, I can do the following: hold Ctrl+Shift, then type u, release Ctrl and Shift, type ca0, then hit space. The result is " ಠ", as in " ". Because of course, those things are mutually exclusive. Childfeels? I think you should be more concerned about its nutrition than its looks... Besides, I've never met anybody who thought of a hot fudge sundae with disgust otherwise, all things melted chocolate or peanut butter would be too taboo. some serious voyeurists around here Women obviously vary down there but it doesn't have much to do with race What browser are you using? 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Maybe it was part of the presentation? Wait, so a pic is not what makes you interested in a seed? What is it then? The seeds name? The ketchup on steak just pisses me off. My ex always did this, literally one of my biggest pet peeves. Every time I put makeup on when I'm high my wife threatens to leave me... Maybe I should make a picture linked to it saying something along the lines of, " why would you click me?" link says it was 2 years old, but yeah still; no mirrors on the street . ....wat. imgur says this is a jpg Hence the ლ( ლ) Ray Lewis stabbed a guy My iPhone hates me Sound is space Wow, awesome!,, ill have to keep and look out for next year ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Listen bud, I was inside a prego once. I know all I needed to know about lovin', and bj's as well. Thanks a lot dad. Heh, we'll see. Your name strikes similarity with someone who had just recently replied to a couple of my comments in /r/feminism Cervical Penetration... Which is why ?? Apples and oranges. Many people care about their cats Great for getting free DVD's i presume? ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ Here come the circle jerk... I think this is the female equivalent of teeth-scraping during a BJ.... TIL I've been lied to all my life Well fuck you Qué estúpido... ** ** Riiight. *Shake weights...* Well then. My first venture into ROM hacking one day will surely be to either implement this in newer games, or to expand the size AND 16 ITEM LIMIT in R/S/E. Any maybe add a few more items, customize how to get those items, etc. Make rooftop sales a bit less rare Yeah, because that's what a man needs....wife and kids ಠ_ಠ ...especially the kind that has a husband and father that has arrest warrants ಠ_ಠ Coldplay. It's like a 'choose your own adventure' book, only with death. Some asshole is just back there rolling dice and taking bets on who dies when and how. But if Daryl dies, there are no characters strong enough to keep me watching week to week. I'm looking at you, Weeds Wow, as of now, this has 3 upvotes, has been submitted 6 minutes ago, and is on the front page. DA FUQ Y-Y...XD...? I got downvoted for asking someone to explain an opinion. Jew I loved that Hulk. I've seen him out a couple times; one was for someone's birthday holding up a sign and now with a nice curly 'stache holding up a sign for Movember. It's tough to snap a pic because you'd have to pull to the side of 494 and frankly, I'm just too lazy. Try using a zero. What in the hell do they have against pony? Joe? Is that you? -647 There is no solution other than installing Lion (or better yet Mountain Lion) it's not going to noticeably slow down your Mac. It's not Windows. No room for crushes, my girlfriend says she's the last one I'm ever allowed to have. Woah, when I make 11 assists I feel proud, but now I feel like shit... Thank you According to Wikipedia, 97 percent of their men and 93 percent of their women are obese. "Skyrim isn't Skyrim without the mods". . Toddler induced orgasm At first I was like aw look the cow has his foot in the air. then i was like Shitty_watercolour I'm 13 and DD. 'add' Celtics are a bunch of pussies Err, gender has nothing to do with this. this seems pretty damn important, yet I can't find this in the news anywhere Mass Effect 2 is terrible. This list was obviously made by a BioWare apologist concern troll EA shill casual gamer. "My condolences" is used when someone has died. The end just keeps GOING & GOING! Scrolling through all these achievements.. Could of just linked the wiki page. He even misquoted Iron Maiden lyrics. God I can't stop laughing at *long horse*. My fiancée is giving me the look It makes me extremely sad that my country made the list, not once, not twice, but THREE times. And all in the top 25, woohoo. That looks delicious ... Just, terrible marketing. Why is your UI backwards? Anyone else see the "new and used offers" section... Yep, that's a picture all right... Same here For some reason so did I *outside* the universe? Am I the only one to look at this screen shot thinking the article about Zappos and the hacker would be more interesting? I don't think that's the market of buyers they had in mind ok you can easily see the hands of someone just throwing the bunny in the snow u got downvoted because of that teemo picture I don't know if I want to listen to a guy who claims he didn't rape her ლ( ლ) WILFRED? You're not planning on eating him when he gets off the plane are you? Or Crown Fried Chicken , one is less then 5 minutes away from me . .....gentlemanboners? The Knees I was feeling good for TSM after that game against SGS then they gave Froggen Anivia and i turned off my pc Well I can agree with you there. The other day I saw angry birds candy at blockbuster Looks exactly like the RedLaser app icon And then they use the ol' 600lb slut on your back. Quality writing that is. And sadly, on WRX's at least, that failure point is the 5-speed transmission. This. And not just retail. My sister is a dental assistant and told us a story this week of a 15 year old kid who broke his appliance and got it replaced. Standing at the reception desk when he got the bill he launches into a swear filled tirade about the cost and how he shouldn't have to pay that much for a piece of crap that shatters when it falls on the floor (his mom was with him & she didn't say a word). The dentist in the back told my sister to tell the receptionist to take 50% off. You totally fcuked up what you were trying to say Not sure if being mild troll Late to the party but...my aunt once made an offhand remark when I was little about remembering to turn off the oven or the house would burn down. For years I was terrified the house was going to catch on fire and paranoid about making my mom check everything was off. Side note, when I was home from college one summer it did catch on fire How do you know? Sounds like you're in the wrong thread Imagine 2-chainz Birthday song being played on steams... I've never met a judgemental atheist! But a judgemental Christian? Way to many. I'm about to get ready for a "celebration of life" service. Ex bf's sister had a miscarriage last month and she posted the fetus's picture on fb. My ex said I was heartless because I didn't cry but was disturbed at the fact she posted the pictures on fb. Lemme tell you how excited I am to be around these people but he owes me a few hundreds of dollars so I'm sticking around and cock blocking till I get my money back damnit. "Hubs" *cringe* Sorry, but that word..it's just so..wrong Bothered* The only way you'll listen to Dream Theater is by finding covers of their songs that are extremely accurate and are in basically the exact same style as the originals? The more I see this keep calm shit, the less calm I become. A meme that has leaked into the real world could spell the end for us all!!! Nice shadow of a finger nail. How can you be on verge of 2-0ing someone when you lost the first map!? A word is not a meme? Go home me, you're drunk I sit here typing this from the hospital with my newborn son in my lap. I'm on a PPO plan and am expecting to pay around 1500 when all done. Add to this I had a serious medical issue earlier this year that cost about 4000 out of pocket and a couple ER visits for the wife and we're up around 8k total for the year... Yay American insurance... Fox 5's Its 10 O'Clock do you know where your children are? With the erie music in the background would terrify my as a kid. I would have nightmares of the tv coming to life then approaching me while I sleep and play the sequence on a continuous loop. Yo quiero por favor **ಠ_ಠ**^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ I read this as "meet Berlin, my favourite Hitler" Redds, we need to have a talk about what to do when your Lee Sin dives for a kill. Hint: it isn't kiting him when he's leaving tower range. You consider Kenny G jazz? Why do they like the idea of the girl suffering Dat Ass Agreed. I was moving my Sunderer from Apex Genetics to Saerro Listening Outpost with about eight people loaded up and there was a Magrider coming over from EisaTech Plant. We were on two different paths and I was certain that the Mag hadn't seen us so I announced on Proximity to my gunners that they were to HOLD THEIR FIRE because we were going by unnoticed. "What, Bro? We can shoot that tank that can out damage us? Sure thing!" . Some of the passengers even piped up and called the idiots for drawing its attention. V-V-C people, V-V-C. Oh god. Tinsel Oh god. Now I need a jollyrancher to get the bad taste out of my mouth. Are you serious bro? Hope you weren't planning to put a pool table there... Glass baubles you know, waffle irons seem to be coming up a lot on reddit these days as surprise endings. "Peers bully" CANES. Those stickers.... ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ That's true, why did Sanji wear that shirt over that suit? Wtf... It is Dan, been more like 7ball run lately for me... NSFW.... Little me loved rolley pollies until I caught a bunch that turned out not to be real rolley pollies but instead vicious biting pieces of shit that didn't even roll up all the way the crunchies man... I got the crunchies I don't like you sorry No. Just no. You just said it doesn't matter what the author thought of his own work. Wat [can't delete on AlienBlue ] I have never had someone yell at me while running but I'm sure I would just have this face While I appreciate your quest for sources Claude Ribbe is a bad historian with an agenda. Many other historians criticized him ( he refuses to acknowledge things done by white people for the black and decide to only study black ... ) he accused these historians ( and sued them ) for racism, because obviously if most people don't agree with him it's because he is black riiiight. God, I wish people who think like this would apply common sense and take into account that they were on an incredibly powerful psychedelic drug and that you have to take that shit with grain of salt I was in Santa Monica and a couple of guys were doing this. I didn't feel comfortable with even approaching them, but my girlfriend is an animal lover and wanted those photos. glad to know I was scammed. I AM DISAPPOINT I'm a bisexual female. The other day a friend tried to compliment me by saying that I am too pretty to like girls. Obviously they have never seen a picture of Ellen Degeneres' wife. Be argentinean and enjoy your free gas... It's more like /r/ atmeforthis now. I'm thinking 1k range. We are seeing almost no use of neural on workers and building their untis. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ^ Wow there is a Pop music scene with less substance than the american one. I've beaten Ozma at level 1 and then stopped, since you're required to gain experience with three characters when Zidane goes emo in Pandemonium (I wanted everybody at level 1, which also meant I couldn't let Blank level up since that leveled up Amarant, same with Marcus/Eiko). For those who've never tried this, there's a couple insanely annoying parts - escaping from Alexandria after rescuing Garnet and your first trip into the Iifa Tree. I lost count on how many attempts it took me, but Alexandria was probably at least over 50. The defense of Cleyra also gets special mention as a bitch, just not as much of one. EDIT: oh yeah, and you also have the battles in Gizamaluke's Grotto where you have to hit multiple random procs of petrify from an Add Status on Quina's fork that you have to steal during the Festival of the Hunt I once saw a "Tight spot ahead" message in front of the kid painting. You'd date your mass-murdering cousin? We are going to win with a 3 goal cushion! Mark my words! You saw it here first! googling "forced diversity" led me to a bunch of white supremacist websites, and now I'm probably in a database somewhere. Thanks. Horrible running I just noticed my G. Shepherd is looking at me funny Everything is relative, we might make the top tax bracket higher at certain points and lower at others for some reasons that are outside my level of expertise. How do you think that more taxes pays others bills? This is a massive misconception. They dont! When, as the video says, the richest 400 have more than the poorest 150 million, and they are paying 15% taxes, we have a problem. The extra tax money will merely get evenly dispersed to pay debt. We can't do anything to significantly hurt these people's spending power, and the people that actually need these programs will have no way to pay for anything if they are gone. And when the masses can't buy, business suffers and the economy starts to fall. As to determining fair share, you would just look to history and Harvard level economic calculation. Like I originally said, everything is relative. As much as LSU did last year A $10 fable gets 5 karma. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Rye & Ginger. So many girls classically try to "taste my drink" aka finish it for me Eye of Sauron I got everyone in this bar I went to to buy me a shot....it seemed like a good idea at the time.... The music As a guy who is 21 and looks like he's 16, I get this at least once every day. Last time I went to go buy a battery for my car, they lady at the register asked, "So is this like for your go-cart or something?" I get paid roughly 350 a month, if I'm lucky. You keep negating the point of it being significantly physiologically addictive though, whereas water is not... Piney gave it to Clay. Clay said he thought he'd give it to Opie eventually but... I don't like the story, I don't like the way it looks, iirc, the acting was terrible, but I could be wrong about that one. And.. "Tardis." I.. It sounds like.. "Tard." Like as in "retard." I just kinda kept wondering if that was some sort of joke the producers of the show were making towards the fans.. But that last part is completely personal. I've seen it floating around the EU for about a week now @ 69EUR. Glad I waited to pull the trigger for a domestic vendor - $25 shipping causes indigestion, not to mention the exchange rate Yea, checking in from the US. No free Xbox Live. She's been promising that anal scene for over 3 years now. Jesse! I reddit myself to sleep...but now... Is... Is that an animation error? That gif? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ( 0.0 The way the gif is edited makes it look she is yo-yoing the egg yolk. Wha? explain yourself motherfucker What if the rest of the links are shitty? Or reposts? Read that as "watching their erection". Do you guys read the previous comments?! Yes it does "That shirt looks good, I would totally wear it!" Is it just me or are there others that don't get this? All of reddit users need a brain transplant or brain surgery I don't believe all of the "brain doesn't work and shit upvote for excellent usage of Did you really repost your own tweet? But poop isn't hanging half out your ass all the time. Unless a butt plug goes all the way in. It's ok bro. This garbage doesn't belong in /r/fitness. Just don't link to child porn next time The ability to successfully find AND wear a complete and matching set of shoulder armor throughout the entire game on your hunter. Somebody made a site that simply pulled the top posts from the subreddit and planted it on its own domain. It was hilarious to see a link to this site, on the site itself, that said (something like) "TIL there's a site that blatantly rips off our front page " Obama is waaaayyyyyyyyy too right leaning for me. This gets a NSFW tag, and 50 shades of grey colored pencils did not. Hyde Oxford excluded... kulpicture.com Looks more like Rygar I was making fun I the title Implying I don't eat big, juicy steaks... Hitlerally ... And by "soon" they mean *two months*. Didn't notice, read back and laughed my ass off because I imagined you standing there with your face and pointing your finger. Don't get me wrong, but he was big in Korea before gangnam style came out, it's not like all that matters are western pop charts I am fairly certain that even if you are unemployed this hypothetical example makes plenty of sense. It is just an example, who gives a shit what you would do at work? It is a generalization and is not specific to you and your work. But you already knew that didn't you? "Meet". I've had 3 combat axes at once . This same gif is currently the sixth post on the front page ~~Looks like Weed enlisted us, but he also enlisted us in a MW3 one ~~ Clan Ops/Challenges: no, no. Women take forever to dress and men fix stuff. ( ) Not when they're on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying *Beware of the Leopard.* Screwing around with each other... For fucks sake, why does this have to be a facebook screenshot? I had three LR Anything would have been more pleasurable than the zones from October :/ It's okay.. I remember for my LR section I had three A's in a row as answers then I didn't have A for the rest of the exam. MIND FUCKED. Haha well then, I am the opposite of you, since RC is usually weak for me but I felt I understood it more this time around! I had two RCs at the beginning. I was happy to be done with it and then I turn the page over and there's another one. But it actually went well. Thought this was the start of a joke... Was not disappoint. "Girl".. 2 in a row is pretty common. I haven't personally seen 3 in a row but I was informed the December 2009 LSAT had 3 consecutive answers in a row a few times......IDK MAN IM BUGGING OUT lmao it's getting stupid now, ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ But in 2001 you guys played for the national title didn't you at least win your divi--oh, *right*. My question is, why would someone order this? They condemn divorce and remarriage while they read the King James Bible.... Because that's the only way for a female to get karma? DAT FLIPPER. Looks like a brave old time { ͡ } I hope you weren't in a serious relationship 10 years ago. But as far a pictures kinda inconclusive i cant really make a full judgement on your looks. Eyes are pretty but one picture a little to OAG. you can get it under control your acne you just got to do it daily and dont stop once you find a good product that works for you wear that bitch out. Learn every store that sells or how to get it. You are round but how much do you think you need to lose? Pointless rant is pointless Are you implying that us ENTs are bad because we smoke a plant?! Omg it's an herb. It's medicine. You judge mental hypocrite. I am of a peaceful world ok?! And Germany was more successful in world war 2 it seems . Have you ever tried masturbating at a bar?? Account age 4 minutes at time of posting. Honestly dude just speak up if you have a problem. TIL rape isn't illegal if you're a cop. mark this shit for NSFW yo!!!!!!!!!! ლ( ლ) He is going to use *all* your stuff. Don't look at the 6 then No it was definitely quicker than most trades, and I know what you mean the GTS is horrible for that. No I will not give you a lv. 9 or under Reshiram for your Oddish. Aha have a nice night! How many times are we going to post this?.... My father actually showed me photographs of me being born. ಠ_ಠ^ Because he loves his grandpa. Don't you? Roseacea. Ow. Red. Bumps. Red. Visible veins. All over my face. Really? Even though you can literally see the skin tight black suit the spartan is wearing between the helmet and shoulders and on the torso? downvote_kills_puppy huh? I bet it was *you* who couldn't find any puppies and needed a substitute Came in here expecting an obliterated .357 Magnum round See, how hard was that. Oh god, I just scrolled up from all of these...how long have I been reading this? That flag has just taken alot of sewing (&drinking) to make. And I've just found out that the franchise don't let flags in without a 'fire certificate' Looks like I'm smuggling it in then! I wonder if they try and do me for arson XD [](/trixie) Agree. It's one of my top 5 favorite books, but I can see the sister giving an interesting, conversation-starting update over dinner every night, then... Who steals underwear that has been used...? KKCUPCAKES. White flour. Your simply repeating yourself again. The only "logic" to your argument is that somehow vegito is weaker than rildo simply because the only part of the power you've seen is ssj vegito and not even its full extent. Vegitos true power has never been measured neither in base nor ssj and especially not ssj 2 or 3 so your going on the assumption that he is more or less equal to buuhan and that's that. Your repetition tires me and the reason in repeating myself is because my argument is valid and I'm trying to point that out to you but you fail to notice it. Vegito ssj 3 can defeat baby vegeta and defeat ssj 4 goku post near deaths and people power up. Android super 17 is more or less = to vegito and omega shenron would defeat vegito ssj 3 no problem. That's the fact and logic, your logic is simply repetition of rildo bein stronger than buuhan. Are we measuring buuhan up to GT fighters? Or vegito. Do clarify The "asks reddit what reddit thinks about reddit culture" comments. I mean, most often, these questions are pointed and direct as to provide a compulsory examination of why redditors do what they do. I think these are constructive as it provides potential avenues of keeping reddit from becoming stagnant and overplayed on some rather interesting issues! Also, this . Faces?! Let's make faces at them. Let's. Let's pretend we're better because of something someone *we don't know* said, but not say anything, without **actually saying anything** Nothing I have a buddy that lives in that building. Is it you? stare into my eyes.. ..don't blink.....ಠ▃ಠ.. 19 more days.... That's going way too far, not even Vikings would want to rape and pillage Lincoln. As a black guy. Rape jokes? Really? Haha! Yeah I saw that and was like,"Wut? " DAD??? Literally: Yes. No With a razor 40 years ago, in a small town in a third world country... That shit was a sharpened knife. She says the shower floor was completely red. And about the white/yellow, yes it may be, she was a scared child so who knows. She says that the blood first started coming out like little circles (or drops) out of that white/yellow part. Wtf why are people voting for Psy... He didn't do shit besides make a funny video/song Most of the verses are about women being raped, houses getting pillaged, and children being killed. I am now questioning myself if God is more cruel than Hitler or Genghis Khan for that matter. I feel like 15 falls under the "teenaged" category. And hopefully, it wasn't peeing-in-mouths weird You get to see some sweet tits and you're saying wtf? I'm in Australia and I took your advice and sat in the right hand lane. Now I'm dead. You dıdn't see anythıng... (╯ ）╯︵ Okay ... 12 year old me: "What's FTP?" ( ) nope ... Downvotes for opinion Opinion was unjustified and appears to be shit-stirring ಠ_ಠ^2 = ಠ_ಠ^ ? 6 timer er et kvart døgn.. det gik ikke stærkt, du var bare optaget af noget andet meget længe Whatever for? THAT'S THE JOKE. Found a picture.. or found a videotape and took a snapshot of it? I'm not so much concerned about the director, so much as the really crappy low budget movies he apparantely wants to copy. Chevron 10? NASA provides a public service (i.e. engineering technology, scientific information and experimentation, etc) ..Just because you don't value that service doesn't mean it's not a service. Excellent way to put it. You all have some really good suggestions. I'm sensing a great deal of "don't give a fuck" here lol. Movie theater vitamin water? You deserved to be fucked. Also, I just found out my iPod app has a button that let's me add this face, so I'm going to use it. allkpop forum fun fun fun Optimal gifs freeze my 3GS. Just noticed the filename imgur gave it! Was probably used against the growing spider problem... Boni... I can almost read what it says in the yellow one Top comment on DA for that says "Nurse Jenny." pepsi_next reposting shit for karma? This is my surprised face --> Fell sorry for that needle... Until a bird comes through and poops on you. A really interesting article (don't be scared off by the wall of text, meaning don't be "one of those" that posts "didn't read" gifs ). ** ** I'm still waiting on mine. Got a shipping notification *...for Season 2.* I knew I was going to be making a mistake going there >Japanese cartoon With no amount of reasoning was I able to convince my bf that it *does* matter if you change your choice. Finally we played it with me using a dice as a random number generator, because at first he kept guessing me ... Fuck that shit. According to Anderson Cooper you are also likely to find your current high school crush. Why was I eating a cookie when I read that? But thank you...I guess there is nothing for other doomsday events after that date.... .... Congratulations! However, *subi throwing stars in inventory* You must be so proud to be bigger than the Christian part of a predominantly atheist website. good question, I have a tag on my keychain that changes things back (it's actually a special key I use to pay for gas in self-service stations, the phone was able to read it as a NFC tag, so I could assign actions to it. I've wondered if I could read other peoples gas-keys and write the code to a blank NFC tag and buy gas on their credit... ) Las Vegan reporting in. Low 70's in December Could you kindly leave this subreddit ? Only issue I can see happening is the bong gets sloshed around and the tube acts as a siphon, now you gotta wet load and a soggy box.... Kinda Demotivational, tbh. FML. Guy asks for things to do other than reddit, top comments are people suggesting their favorite subreddits. I have the complete opposite issue. Our workstations are beasts with hexcore Xeons and SSDs. My computer at home has a little 7200rpm... So I spend extra time at work. But SRS is lhiterally the worst thing ever.... .. Isnt Erin Hunter 3 people When I was you age, I wasn't extinct. ┌∩┐( )┌∩┐ FFP is definitely my favorite Liga! Tons of smoke, great stout flavor, and smooth draw. If only they were easier to find a few pennies cheaper. Wow, this shit makes me want to cry ( ) thanks for pointing that out, i missed it the first time When hatperson brought it up I took him in the 2nd 26th overall "Yolo county" TIL doing drugs will give you a bad sense of fashion and a black eye. I read that as 5 minutes later Why... why would I have puss on my face? ** ** I REALLY did not see what you did there, till I read on to other comments and suddenly it hit me. ARE YOU MY EX-BOYFRIEND? 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I can refrain from eating without suffering, so go where you want." She then huffed and was like "why are you so difficult???" It's...so.....**DIRTY**.......I need more Yes, be afraid of all men at all time unless they do something super corny such as seen in the movies. ಠ_ಠ It likes to watch. Oh I make sure to love my meat tender. I feel your pain. Peeled a banana and threw the fruit part in the trash. Then stood with the peel in my hand and did this number " " They do use autotune... There's proof... And you can still use autotune at live concerts... This comic sucks. I am disappointed in everyone who up voted it. \ / What did they say? They deleted it. Like this: P-E-O-P-L-E. My mom always used toothpicks, and said whoever got them was lucky. Maybe you could use them and alternate which layers you stick them in. Mobile link... 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They hide behind the computer complaining about how pot is illegal and they got caught once, but the truth is... All they are doing is their job and you should respect that. I dare anyone to be a cop in Camden Nj for one day. I just realized I haven't had a scab in months This announcement seems oddly very matter of fact and frank. And a bit weird that they would just come out in this way. Especially ON the day of the attempt-- who the hell announces that someone JUST tried to commit suicide? Note, as a black guy, I know what uninhibited means. Once again, . (btw, joking.) There's more than one? 24 hours of intense barfing and shitting. Do not recommend. Because experience. Preach on man. I hate that Trap has made it's way into the EDM scene. I have heard it at every festival I've attended in the last few months Same happened to me Fail Same here. She didn't tell me she had a condition, she'd just spaz out every now and then. 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The aliens aren't going to steal your H2O photo... I went to a boarding school, and we had to get a prank approved or we faced disciplinary action (suspension, not being allowed to walk at graduation, etc.). all of our initial prank ideas got rejected for "safety reasons." out of frustration we blew up an imperial buttload of balloons and filled the second floor lobby with them. balloon ocean. my roommate and I probably blew up over 2,000 balloons apiece, and it got to the point where our dorm room was literally filled with them. it was ridiculous. later the next morning my friends and I had to pop ~10,000 balloons because the administration got sick of looking at them. So in the patch preview video, they stated that supports would get more gold passively to get their items, and they also said that they made minions worth less. Based on the patch notes, laners will still get more gold from creeps, and now supports get even less gold from assists. 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I stare into other peoples eyes, just like this no you don't ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ pretty sure im applying for that position, starting next week. better keep my up. Someone always does that with the purple ones Why not go to the root of all this and simply ban seeking happiness? Eeyup. And you don't even have to go that far: a lot of letters sound pretty much the same when you're trying to spell something via the (comparative) clarity of phone call. Most of the time, I can *hear* the face someone on the other side is making when I say, "E as in Echo, N as in November...". I've gotten people that have started writing down "Echonovemberdelta" down before I stop them and explain that I was just spelling phonetically. Some one tell her to clean up the slob pile to the left....I can smell that room from here No. ... where is the bulge? Some dipshit spilled a lot of hydrofluoric acid in one of our buildings. I am an Aussie, it's just fine thanks for the concern!! "Account Age: 13 hours" Redditor for 2 months... If you're actually going to worry about karma, looking through your comment history, I'd be far more concerned about your own. And your grammar... You don't remember whether you're the one who removed OAGF's AMA? Why did you respond to an almost 3 week old post. That brown cow is like So THAT is how unstain mother! Hump? German for christmas freaks me out. Weih = holy and nachten=night. Holy=Hallowed. Hallowed night. Hallonight. Halloween. Dude... Have you considered cutting the middle man? I have eaten nigga before. I was at Rabby's house and we were hungry so we went to Harmony Village with a knife and got a prime specimen. He thought he could 1v2 (aka: the good one) but he got recked by Rabby's nigger slayer 9001. We went back to Rabby's house on the golfcart with the dead nigga in a black trashbag. We then got the biggest pot we could find and cooked the nigga on the stove top for about 6 hours until he was cooked well.. just how we like it. We then sat down at the table, said our prayers, and at the nigga until there was no more nigga left. That niggas taste was indescribable. 5 hours after the feast we took turns in the bathroom taking the biggest and best shits of our lives. That's my story and eatin nigga. Have you? Andrew? >Wut I just want some food dammit! ....Ouch? ####^^ arew you trying to kill the fun? The dog is lipsticking Yeah, I know the feeling. I can't walk along a street without thinking about how a swerving car might crash into me, killing me on the spot. Scumbag imagination. .... not sure if you're a chick who thinks I'm a dude or if you don't know how having someone's babies works You leave Bob Odenkirk out of this. He is agnostic They're probably trying to implement their own form of affirmative action by the sounds of it. shall i tag you as “possibly straight” then? Underage? Thanks for letting me know it's in stores, I would have guessed you were a game tester. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ That parking lot sucks. You should see me trying to squeeze into my car while holding four full coffee cups. Piece of electrical tape on webcam He seemed to be using the fork as a steel Catsoup. There's a lot of common things your state doesn't believe in. You shouldn't be talking like that 'round these parts... Feller like you could get some reeeaall bad stuff happening to them... Hah, leave it to reddit to make a complete mockery of child slave labour. I'd like to come over and clean that table. I was like, "what kind of smoke shop sells handkerchiefs? And apparently they have overly complex names " The kid in the room next to me plays Lil'Wayne for about 5 hours a day. He sings along How much does beer cost? This entire post was bad and you should feel bad This has to be some of the most retarded shit I have ever read. What the fuck is that? i have $50 on Rob Nicol...... Kane going into 4 and Guptill/McCullum at 3 Good point. I also heard on NPR today that they're considering video game addiction for inclusion in the DSM-5 as a mental disease. Which I assume big pharma will make a drug to treat. whose testicles? Oh, they never ended up making that movie. You must have dreamed it up or something. Doesn't exist. No you didn't all i saw was the speaker looking at me all like He looks so disappointed with me. Mostly civilians eh? "*May* contain spoilers". I have the same issue. Unfortunately for me, it's hereditary. I've been told many times by dermatologists that there is no fix, you can just make them look better. They are almost always caused by thin skin in the undereye area and blood vessles that are close to the skin surface. Treatments for dark circles (such as vitamin K, etc.) will only treat congestive circles due to lack of sleep, over exposure to the sun, etc., and with limited success. Wait, do you mean you're in high school, or you're trying to talk to high school girls? Yet still only 0.999? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ The first word of the first sentence is Spiderman, no hyphen Im also gonna uptoke the fuck outta everyone that comments love all my fellow ents What I want to know is how did he sleep I'd say contact, then walk up with a handshake introducing himself. I wouldn't be freaked out, nor would I decline giving him my number. Probably shouldn't be working at hooters I know, that bothers me so much too. Blue waffle maker Haha aight. That's kinda scary bro, I live close to Palatine Duck shits in water at :19 then swims through it at :27... ಠ_ಠ...ಠ_ಠ.......... I brought the design via usb stick to a vinyl cutter at my flea market. They charge based on inches, and this was an 8 in. My only concern was the fact they were still using a Windows 95 Machine. When I was a small child, my grandfather, a retired cop, used to be part of the crew that assembled the ring in our local civic center. Over the years, he got to know Andre on a first name basis, and would always enjoy his company when he was in town to wrestle. Several times he would bring me along, and I was able to meet and shake his hand. I remember him being a very happy guy and always quick with a joke or laugh. Giant was a understatement. I think back when I actually shook his hand and it was astonishing how large his hands were. His fingers seemed the thickness of summer sausages, and when he spoke it was like the Gods booming down from Olympus. He was always a gentleman. I remember once he was drinking from a can of Coca Cola while he was talking to my grandfather. It looked like the size of one of those miniature cans of pineapple juice! Even as a guy: holy mother of pearl What did I just read? ... ლ( ლ) Kpop in the background... Dude -- they turned people into husks i had that shirt in elementary. I've been driving through this abomination of an interchange all of my life. It's about damn time they realized it was a joke. By the time they fix it, I probably won't even live here anymore ლ( ლ) never thought about the smell before... melt in your ass, little cock boy Are those his tour buses or something? Are you... *The Roadie*? There was an idiot in our lab that autoclaved isopropanol Lemme smang it girl..... That got real dark, real fast. You love your Estonians brothers so much that you visit them all the time by ferry! With empty carts. And pockets full of money. I wonder why.... SIIHP dry? From what I've read, Kies is a p.o.s. and this is typical. These pics just creeped me the F out. Anyone else with me? Looks like a bad bad secret room A a long time cider drinker I'm enjoying a good lol at the cider fashionistas in this post. Gaymers/bulmers/magners are not premium brands either, they are just packaged more fancy in the same way that absolut is still shitty vodka in a fancy bottle. Let the guy drink what he wants as I'm sure he's heard of your 'posh' brands everyone is throwing into the mix > That massive ad is just ugly as hell. And not centered Well great. I was having a nice Friday morning and now I'm sad. ..32GB and 12GB? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Bama (for obvious reasons), Texas (I live in Houston. Enough said), and, more recently, A&M ( ). So..... telling lies to children is okay? You mean the one with the monkey?? Her cup size is 52 KKK why woud you cencor youre PBE summoner name "The" senator? Study harder dude. I hope you're under 18 ...Horses? Den var på /r/funny typ igår. Varför tror du att den är från 9gag? har du varit där **cjlinde**? I'm on AT&T, and I'm still at version 4.0.4. If I go to update my phone says it is the most recent version. What the hell. Sad to say I'm part of that 7.7% :( just hoping I get another job soon. Persistence is key, don't give up. And remember.... Don't be anyone's bitch, unless your being paid $30 per hour... First, I read your name as "SoothSayer", then I was like . My face upon learning this now; i was thinking of something with a deeper meaning Not funny, not clever, not accurate. Isn't this the guy that tattooed his arm of Auburn. Wow, the comments on that site. Marsellus Wallace does look like a bitch. Calling Till, Mel Gibson....... I think I am offended. Can't tell if fake or super professionalism photography... ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ That didn't need fixing You just likened Sherlock to Twilight. ಠ_ಠ.... that is all. Just . Ah yes, CTS-V wagon, especially since it's apparently getting discontinued . And god the 959 is one amazing car. no! you're wrong! i'm right! heresy!!! Yeti of doom. people have java installed Walked by me, dropped his trash on the ground and told me to "get rid of this", then walked off. Yea it still burns my ass you guys get B:AC and we get Bioshock 2. Still the latter has been sitting in my steam queue for more than 2 years because of not being able to use a controller. So now I have no excuse not to play it. Still I want B:AC! Wah wah wah. Thank you for creating the most difficult game ever. I read that as needed her moist. Makes for a very different reaction But that's exactly my point . Just reworded. Making the set "best" relative to a collection of rares equates further lack of item diversity. Yeah, but it would make it harder to kill them unless your one of those people. Don't know if I don't get art, or I don't get Japanese people. Is that a Dental Dam Those are way too small... Wut.... 10 guys, 25 women... and one penguin... Thank you for making such a substantive contribution to the conversation. Should I click? Lotería de la provincia tiene mas plata que dios si ellos pagan por el spot, buenísimo, si lo pague yo con mis magras cuotas en ARBA . A alguien mas le jode que sea mitch buchannon el que se baje de KiTT? Y la palidez de los extras en la playa? Y Emilio Disi? I really.... am not that type of guy... So no link? You lucky son of a bitch, I started it last year and it was doing wonders for me but then ta-da! I develop a rash and find out I'm allergic to it good luck tho! Let him answer! I wrote that comment 5 months ago. Not to mention very mildly shaking said money maker. You ain't getting my blood when you need some The whole fucking thing is from The Goonies. To be fair, he may still be drunk. That surge protector one killed me. I couldnt even look at the screen. Did one of those kids have tits? Not to mention about the spandex he is wearing bill thinking bout dat halo Where? Oh no sir, I think **you** mean Honningbrew Mead Tendons I think They say chimpanzee's are so strong they can rip a man's arm off... If Te'o really tried...I think he could as well. We all have problems focusing every now and then, unfortunately speed and size are terrible side effects of Adderall. I really hope bringing up the jersey's doesn't start another thread Too many to talk about so let's vote on my top five!; Taylor, Jared, Alex, Steven, and Skyler. These five guys are the reason why I'm finishing my high school diploma at home. In all reality I thought Taylor was a nice guy until the white-suited men took him from school one day. You owe me one mouthful of pizza. Dem pubes. He does... he meets her at their wedding I was just counting how many fucking lol's there are as comments here. See yours is the last one on my page, made the face IRL at how many there were, and literally lol'd when I realized you went completely out of your way to create an account solely for this post. I won't watch it, someone please tell me that doesn't go how I think it goes. Sorry bro, Never cared about endless hours of mental masturbation. The story ruined the game for me the on first play through. Replay ability just doesn't work with garbage. I'm boycotting everything Blizzard and Activision makes from here on because of this game alone. I wish Metzen would have made his own IP to smear. Killing Cain was just the first nail in the coffin. Cauh fah hai - Smelly disintegrated cunt Id like to see you go up against Carl Sagan in jeopardy, Ken. I am sure some 16 year old redditor is like,"I don't get it" Except for the part where he put a live rat in a woman's vagina in the book. There's never been a better occasion for " ". What..the...hell... Disappointed no one said Jaqen H'ghar. Every man on planet earth wants to wake up to Rosie jones... ಠ_ಠ for real man? You're late. Was it ? I had a jewish guy at my work flip out at me because I told him to have a merry christmas. Didn't realize telling someone to have a good christmas was offensive. I was just frantically looking for this option in my settings Clemson went up. Not sure why it says 0. I would have 'd for a few months as this subreddit continued to spam HL3 confirmation. Remember Kids: when entering quarry junction, ALWAYS GO TO THE RIGHT and up to higher ground. Always. I can't count the numer of times I've had a pack of deathcraws flank me on open ground. This guy turned in his mother and brother while still in North Korea. They where killed in front of him and only now does he feel bad about it. Grew up with artist parents, I'm an artist, raised around professional artists.... Artist become great by carbon copying other artists..writers,painters,sculptures,every great artist copied another great artist... Stop what your doing and copy another artist tree until you feel fulfilled. Then copy another artists mountains or stream. Etc etc. it will feel cheap, and worthless.. But thats why great artist never divulge how they became great... Now get to work because it should take you ten years or ten thousand hours. .. I'm not kidding.. The person filming should be breaking this shit up instead of filming... Taco Bell I just tried to create /r/ and Reddit didn't like the name. This is not the first one of these involving Barbie dolls. You should put it on Soundcloud... What's so wrong about asking someone if they have a shaved cat? You can't just leave us hanging!! Dogboys "That's really all there is to you, eh?"... yeah that is all . I guess I can get pretty outspoken when it comes to religion. Yeah, sorry but I don't believe you. You are probably a christian (or a newly born waiting to happen). I'm really skeptical every time someone strongly disagrees or condemns anti christian posts while claiming to be atheist themselves. They rightly assume that there comment will have more weight coming from a non-christian "I'm not a christian and I think all you outspoken atheists are assholes, seriously you guyses suck bla bla bla". They showed this as an in-flight movie on a 11 hour intercontinental flight I was on they arn't square Why did you not give him a bubble beard? ლ( ლ) Staple guns and Scrotums... You have one one of the best thieves around? As in, completely maxed gear like thousands, if not ten thousands, of other thieves in the world of gw2? I prefer the dota 2 shop over the shop we have right now aswell, mostly because I still cant find shit in it I hope you are fucking kidding me... This is on the front page Reaction to all things: Thanks for all the great suggestions, I'm looking into all of them (except Boku No Pico ). As I forgot to mention, we watched a lot of the Ghibli movies together, and she loved them! Source ლ( ლ) y u post crap While I don't like your or your name, I'd agree that a username in no way reflects posting content. Yes, just last night, I encountered a post that read as follows: 1Lyke if you hate cancer, ignore if you enjoy angry buttsex with the devil. Your account is gone As a musician....was not impressed I don't see what's wrong. You don't say! It's almost as if the government is contractually required to keep prisons at capacity to ensure continued shareholder profits or something please no Wat That's what I meant, but reading my comment back it seems I worded it like a tool . No. That's not the point. Your mutual love for Aerosmith opens the channels of communication. We're much more comfortable with someone if we feel like we have something in common. Now in my favorites, I nearly died, I am going to show everybody this shit 'followed him' Oh, I'm watching... Did you say "three"? I've found ten hidden invisibly without even really trying. The police officer of that when the car falls off. He can say is that friend that there is cookies. Tractors when he is of the that is here. The money. Yeah I was listening to that like "wtf? they didn't invent that, community was harassing them to implement it like for ages" they wrap the sofa chairs for you? > overkill Hopefully you don't leave your wife and dog behind this time Oh, the run-on sentences. Well done, I'm sure people are downvoting because of zynga's assholiness. Machine gun on a tripod. KC is a lot easier to play with a group, especially for David and James who kept stealing everyone's tags It's my cake day so it's more then ok to post funny things that no one has seen before. 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Yes, where do you put it? Video Category: Education Waste of a good candy cane.... Now if it was to go into your clit, that's a whole different story.. I think the guy that posted this one glock talk said be had two of em. Why is there a maximalist, non-fanmade poster hanging on your wall? Not really. Can't post a pic right now, but it gives the Pyro a stare. Hey buddy, I like Coors light. You take that back. I'm actually a micro brew kind of guy, but it's hard to choose those for people and I'd hate for it to go to waste. I believe Coors to be the best option out of miller/bud/Coors. Just call me the grand wizard The Big Bang Theory Nice friends Same! It's like I've developed a huge bladder with which I only have to pee like once or twice a day, but when I do I can piss for minutes I have a round shaped birthmark under my right ear. It's about the size of a golf ball. And it grows hair . 8th grade. He's actually still in middle school. IIRC he's from Concord or born there. Yay, Bay area....yay area Smarmy bastard Well I can't be positive on the rim price, they discontinued the Chrome 19 inch option on this wheel.. thanks TSW . Like this --> 2000 upvotes and 315 views ... No, no like this --> ( ) My friend and I just randomly go up to each other and place our hands in each others boobs and do a "Me gusta face". We're both straight, but this how close and opening you get with one another when you're in drumline . You could have found this information on your own searching google in the time it took you to make this thread what ... actually kind of reminds me of the IT crowd when Moss met the german cook I'm like the only Tau player here. I stopped playing though, since 4/5 players are grey knights. Music from apple.mov But hey man... Broken hips..... 72/2+8=44 ಠ_ಠ. Oh wait, she's his granddaughter. ** ** ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Too many tiles We just cleaned it up and took a shower he was pretty cool about it. I was so embarrassed, as soon as it started flowing I knew it was pee and not cum. But alas it was too late to stop and he just stayed there. I started laughing and he just gave me a stare and cleaned him self up. I don't have that option at all What sort of spooning is this??? My step dad tried giving me the talk when I was 15 . That's not what the meh was for! You can't destroy us. You can only feed us. Warning: This man will rape you That's not a pun.. ** ** I want to give you the but at the same time im laughing because I can totally picture it. I think some braddahs have heard or seen so much wrongs done to our race they just play the victim role even though these days its not as bad as before. He only knows how to play the little girl. Always in the northern part of the state Beggars can't be choosers . It was more at drinking Cola with a breakfast - has to be a fat mug of Tea! Your wife is six?! So anyone else notice the creepy person.... ლ( ლ) I went from VLR to P4G. Both are great games. I'm about 25 hours in on Persona and I can't stop My cat does this whenever I get sweaty armpits. Lol, funny you say that. Check my older post and you realize I am a cop. I know I know right? But hey, thanks to reddit I have been trying to change the publics opinion of police one person at a time. I model my policing method after the reddit community and have had a great career because of it. Not nice, my wife is a pintrest master No shit Right, because the alcohol content is some how smaller than any other domestic. Tool enjoy your downvotes I don't know, I haven't tried it yet due to the face that it has a lower rating than I like to consider. Also, it doesn't even have a Joe DiMaggio episode. > The nazi soldiers were doing their jobs you fucking moron. If you want to hate someone, direct it at the politicians who make the laws. I used that exact word to explain this phenomenon to my omni husband! My meatmares always involve guilt and usually a realization I messed up--like I'll be halfway into a steak and I suddenly realize it's an animal and I've made a huge mistake and then I have to decide what to do with the food I started eating... Sometimes I finish it. Fan boy threads. Mine was MajorMUD. I feel really old. If they thought you were Dominican... they still disliked you. I've heard many a Mexican proclaim they hate for Dominicans and Salvadorians, saying they're 'bitchy', 'whiny', and have a stupid accent. (totes jk, but really ) It's in the movie fuck you, now I have to go wash my eyes with bleach. Considering OP mentioned he enjoys the game I don't think he was looking for an opinionated shit fest, but that's just my reasoning. It's ok though I guess because apparently you like the game if I supported and agreed with everything you said and still played the game that'd make me a dumbass. /r/clopclop It's funny, when I was little I would do that all the time. His gloves were bubble gum flavor. It's almost like... he wanted me to lick them. That was posted 119 days ago.. It's either the medkit or nothing. Please tell me you disconnected the power supply before sticking your arms into the machine. Never said that I was OP? That's the key- trigger burst firing. If you spam it, it is a terrible weapon. Need to be burst firing to make it a relevant weapon. You say yourself you do not know. Get out. esta terminando el 2012 y aun hay gente que se declara pinochetista Not my email Yeah, my kid's 13 and he still got the whole "You're gonna have to use cursive in High School" BS in 5th grade, 2 years ago. I guess they're never going to give that one up. You get downvoted for posting reports on human rights issues here?... bad reddit, bad. At 1:16 of this video, he says this woman named Aunti Maria is "servicing some of the members of the audience" I actually saw this post later today, and didn't decide to post till earlier. When I get a KDR under 2.0 I see no hyphens to move. Also American. It's a funny British television show. It's on Netflix. Grab a beer and watch it. a MLP mod? they have that now? No love in Adviceanimals, thought I'd see if you guys appreciate my genius. Same here I heard that guys keep those little lotion sample bottles in their pocket for fapping in public Pretty much all of our receivers are better than the two "stars" we signed in free agency So glad to have you commenting on them as well ^Formatting Oh shoot! Fabregas out Bear is like "hey that shit ain't half bad, lemme have that bucket, yo, lady.. You hearin me? The bucket please? Yo. Bucket. HELLO LADY!? Gimmie the damn.. Oh for fucks sakes ill get it myself, stay still ffs, what are you doing, why are you involved asshole!? I want the buck- what the hell man " ಠ◡ಠ.... Mangoes in to a Bart ** ** It's not good that the only player on your team with a ripped jersey is your quarterback. Sorry, but that expression makes her extremely unattractive Well gee, thanks for assuming that about me based on my choice of television shows. Welcome to Wal-Mart, how may I help you? I'm gonna go with Vagina. I don't know why, it just sounds all icky He goes ** ** at pedophiles on Reddit. Why Core 2013? Dirty diapers in the parking lot. Offsetting pass interference calls? ! Seriously, what's the academic value of such a class? What knowledge will you acquire that will be teaching you skills? Which skills would these be? Someone got force chocked That's what he wants you to believe Oh my god this emoticon is just too disturbing. "You were really interesting?" I have no clue how to do that, so I'll just leave you with a City offered him 300k why are chuuni fans the most f---ed up?? (Looks at flair) ... only the /r/birdswitharms link is purple for me..** ** Find it strange that it happened at 4:20 I'm going to upvote this, but What my parents meant by 'talking to the elephant'. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ And at the nominal price of $3.50 a slice "The Cradle of Filth" 6 oz. of blood, 6 oz. of cough syrup I know right?! I got my dad's sleeping genes; eyes open and follow you around the room. and I'm sleeping the entire time. What. The. Hell. I was expecting the damn light to fall on him but nope.... water table You are an ImageShack master. Haha I see what you did there Bob Dole. [ George Thorogood - That was supposed to be an easy one..! - No Bourbon No Scotch No Beer - It suggests 6 oz. Canadian Club Whiskey - 6 oz. V8 - 12 oz. Bottled water - ] Or - record yourself.... Well done. Upvotes for you the fact that the only other place this guy posts is in the mylittlepony subreddit Maybe talking is what got us into this in the first place. (╯ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)╯︵ It was my comment. Wait... There is baby-rape fanfiction? hope that won't be you They gave me 4 different kinds of drugs a NONE of them worked. It was to the point that they had to monitor my heart for a possible heart attack from the final dosage. No heart attack just searing paaaaiiinnnnn. 4 points at halftime right now... But Terminator 2 came out two years before Jurassic Park... You stole the top comment ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ Yes Anus. > I'm an assembly line worker ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ(No.)ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ It's in the bloody title Why is this Purple.... Except that Sony intentionally removed that feature and that it can't be done now. Other then that though.... Happy..... Anniversary..... Argh yea this, especially when I'm using alien blue and the stupid 'mobile format' page doesn't fit in the viewing window and the dipshit site has disabled resizing... Yak..... cubes? and someone posted about it before you, and someone before them... you're not special. Im slightly annoyed you said you were going to describe the video and didn't. You're... *father* to the dog? Fucking royals, only stupid humans would kill themselves for something this ridiculous. I watched that whole video. NSFW if anyone was wondering. I'm a girl Whelp, I don't see any way this could go wrong.. Straighten those out yes.. feel the butthurt flow throught you. RT Oh there we go. Will do... ... Anytime. Nice try, we know about your history How would you know I'll bite. Definitely was in the middle of doing so when I clicked the link. Needless to say my immediate response was: "Car" Should post this to /r/cringe Money is tight and you consider a SSD? [looks at his own username] ...dear god 1300 people pressed the up arrow. I got 8 Oz of Blood and equal amount of cough syrup... These posts need to stop. Dog meat straight from Chinaland is used in your General Tso's. I suppose you prefer the wood trim? I'm sick of hearing bout this dude.... that’s why he talked about polyfills for older browsers in the same fucking sentence Åh herregud. I haven't bought a champion with RP since Draven. I'm always over 21k IP.. No boosts. I've never had any white keyboard turn brown like that. Maybe because I wash my hands after I piss? Dear God I am 9 months after my mothers > But didn't you hear? We have the best healthcare system in the world... Deliver OP.... Some people enjoy that . To all of the people saying he's faking it to try to scam people: he said he would pay for them. as a white girl from south texas Great song!! I was in fourth grade when it came out, it was actually my mom who introduced me to it. We got the cassette tape (!) but all the other songs scared me Kinda reverse from topic but I convinced my entire history class (year 10 for Brits, 14/15 year olds for Americans etc) that rubbing cat shit in one's eyes enables you to see perfectly in the dark the teacher actually had to tell them not to. Wow. People back then were dicks when it came to imprisonment and torture It's parent-talk for a fellatio. Try /r/creepypasta A phlegm machine? I'd buy that for a dollar It's worrying that you used the success kid I hope he is 4 years old. Then it will be ok to make such a "mind fuck"( ) statement. Why don't you share with all of us the manner in which the character dies? . Hey! Put your pants back on! Breaking. CHRISTmas? thanks! I thought it may be only available on prime so I went ahead and supported the team with that only to discover it where you said. Oh well. Easily worth the 4 bucks. Now if it would just stop stuttering when leaving an app and going back to the home screen ლ( ლ) Just trying to figure out what is appealing about this grind fest. Diablo reminds me of an assembly line. The community talks about "farming efficiency" like that is an aspect of game they enjoy. Diablo 3 players work too hard, they aren't even enjoying themselves. Unless they want to toss away the best years of their lives to some shitty grind fest. This game isn't interesting, it's not original, and its not fun. Blizzard is just exploiting their players gambling addiction. Read B.F. Skinner, to know what I'm talking about. You guys are caught in a habit. Maybe it's not ruining your lives but there are other better games with more interest aspects out there. Shit, maybe one person in this community should be making a better game but they are stuck gambling their life away in Diablo 3. I mean you can hardly trade in this game. you would be better off playing with real stocks on a stock market than using their shitty auction house. Not to mention the amount of gold spammers is just plain ridiculous. Dem pixels Yeah, that's not good. Its always the dumb ones . I had a dream the other night about a guy who had really ugly 'black heads' all over his face. He looked at me with disgust and started popping one. Instead of the gooey stuff, cat like claws emerged from the crates all over his face. My conclusion is that I've contracted trypophobia from reddit. Because the ramblings of a serial adulterer and lying republican are exactly the wisdom the Democratic Party should follow. 'Demands the suicide of your faction leader' Ei voi edes tehdä mitään vitsiä 4-kantaisesta lukujärjestelmästä, kun luvut on ilmaistu kirjaimin. Wait YOU feel used? /r/incest You're not my type, cunt. This was happening all fucking weekend. oh man thats hilarious! i cant believe ive never seen this before! >IMF: >WB: >BCE: Since I got my new car I haven't been able to listen to 106.9 and it sucks. Now tell me how my 1998 Toyota Camary radio would get it fine but my 2008 BMW won't. my AGA-T if usps would fucking ship it despite popular belief, this isn't a compliment. Sven made me slip off my toilet seat > You should stop while you're behind. So, are you? I like how you can tell that just by looking at her That yams and sweet potatoes are the same thing. ( ) And leaguerta died I don't see you around /r/NAE3 often only here Oh Yachiru, some to my barracks later, I have have quite a few sweets for you today (said innocently with no sexual malice ) I first read that as "I can't wait to fuck my kids with that"... ONOOOOOOOOOOOO^OOOOO^OOOOOO. Masema.... She just went to Wikipedia and read synopses so she already just ruined Ghost Stories and Cold Days. Wat. How are eggplants relevant? I am confused. Why wait. That's not the author's fault (and it's certainly not the fault of the author's gender ). Those decisions are made by the marketing department, often with no feedback to the author at all. Wouldn't it just be silly if whoever posted this got assassinated by Korean spies or something? Said Pearly Gates. I use WhatsApp to talk to my buddy who owns a BlackBerry... who constantly asks if he can have my old iPhones when I upgrade. Shit, I was gonna try it, but you ruined the whole advanture for me... GOOD JOB... Give me something to say then Actually I found it on google Never once in my life have I been to 9gag Mildly transphobic. The old guy.... Same? nobody else liked dc talk.... and i'm probably the youngest redditor here. I feel old... Humans ### Yes. And your username... Or whenever imugr decided to start working. Wow, you are... Really sadistic Pretty sure this guy is getting fired. Read this as licking. Had a major moment, especially with Joelzinho's comment. Also, his water level stays at 20 the whole time. Mine drops to 19, standing still, in about 1/2 second. Hmmm... I was doing donuts today and out of no where my car is in drive but accelerating backwards I may or may not have done this with the first version... You have to love the way the U.S rounded up the Japanese Americans but left the German and Italian Americans alone It wasn't officially decriminalized nation-wide in the US until 2003 Game of Thrones and Adventure Time? What an incredibly tasteful display of word usage. THE MARK HENRY - garnesh with a wedge of watermelon. Lucky, I've been mostly playing Spartan Ops for the XP, & that apparently puts me at only 150 Matchmaking games completed.... .. to your . As someone from the *original* York that literally lives right next to you: flow beta has some hilariously retarded moments where it's like 8 or 9 words into a sentence and then BAM! you get nothing but the word "to" or "of" and that's IT. rest of the words are gone man. ლ( ლ) Good guy driver keeping everyone safe around him on the road. "Smelling babies" I can't help but feel that we're turning this into the reddit version of 4chan with sinks. I used to sneer at learner drivers when I was a learner driver Wait a minute - for men?? I also deleted that thread after deciding to keep that info private... ...like English isn't complicated at all Can't upload from my phone right now. First world problem right here. Mainstream Dubstep. Microsoft, Scion, Lexus, HP... all their damn commercials have dubstep in them now. Its getting to be ridiculous! Seriously, I saw a jewelry commercial playing a Dubstep version of a Christmas song today... Still waiting for the Dubstep tampon commercials to start airing. Why do you think this is " "? This little fella is adorable, not really a moment. What if we aren't joking? I hate me too. My uncle makes my cousin wear this and a necklace, and he's convinced that it really works. My cousin looks like a mini dumbass. and you don't provide a link for us lazies. And to think I ate one... just to find out its abilities... OP how dare you connect the chive with the reddit robot.... Gtfo Thanks for that. What shady ass place did you work for? ...but obviously be careful who you partner with. While a buddy was on deployment, one of his partners went for a flight. He had an alternator failure, and declared an emergency and landed at the next airport. He visually inspected, and didn't see any problems, so took off and pressed home (get-home-itis) on battery. Long story short, the bolt that had fallen out proceeded to wreck his engine, which the insurance won't cover. That's $30k split 3 ways for one dope's mistake. To make matters worse, the guy who was tasked with filing the paperwork to renew their LLC didn't get around to it ( ). That's a problem. I'm pretty sure this was posted here when it came out six months ago? (definitely in /r/science , I recall people questioning the accuracy of the _full-CI_ calculations ) Dead babies squished.... ' That is pretty pathetic; at LEAST knit a hat in its likeness, place it on your dog, and snap an original photo instead of stealing other posts. Then you can spend your time trying to make Reddit believe that you have a girlfriend. If you care about karma (I don't) use a throw away account to talk negatively about apple or the groupies around here will go through your post history downvoting everything you say. I'm not kidding. One of my close friends in high school once said something that implied he thought the world was 2000 years old. I questioned him about it and it turns out he did think that. So yeah...I could believe it. The tenth picture This sounds like a cult. The problem with the GP's movie, is that the sentient zombie is a love interest. That bed and book shelf right next to the rainfall shower with no doors seems like a great idea... I visualized it happening "I'm not into all that science shit, man." Gift card for 1 visit to a marine biologist/veterinarian. I'm 35 in the 'real world'. Simultaneously the most appropriate and inappropriate use of this quote out of context. Brilliant. HAHA THAT'S SO FUNNY I just applied to 3rd shift maintenance position at a hospital... Hey thats a really good idea. "Had had" That trailer sure made ME a "man of steel" lol semicolon How original. I could of sworn is was way more haha, could provide a link? I have the worst luck finding things on the internet I read that as fuck at first This is really going to ruin my plans for Christmas Just like how whites shouldn't own whites. Yeah, we won't need helium in 300 years. Not a chance, we will stop needing it for hightech industry entirely and it will cease to be a problem right guys? Right? feed-back This is for things beauty related, you making posts like this is definitely not fulfilling the post criteria for this sub... You're just making people feel bad for what they want to share; let people have expressive freedom, as long as it's beauty related then it fits! Man, too many busy bodies on here, and remember, this is just a website, no need to be taken so dang seriously... Perhaps even [11].... Haha!! She will look at me with . GREAT IDEA! >:D did someone try to shoot him with a pencil? DeAnthony Thomas didn't even get an honorable mention for all-purpose We *had* a slim chance of hope. I don't see what you did there. I didn't even read what you said...I just read your username >Jeph Loeb's Marvel work Needs a larger mag Yes everyone, the Anarchist Mayor! If we live long enough, it won't be. 1/1/2101 . Now, it is my goal to see this day. Not sure if or ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ Seriously? Just the timbre alone makes me cringe... >Seriously? Just the timbre alone makes me cringe... You've got it all wrong. Everyone who isn't me likes the show. Cuz Nerd Stereotypes. That's fucking hysterical! HA. 1600x1200 I saw the title then saw "English" and went I'd buy everything I ever needed. Yep sure! You flattened our city, Phoenix Fire but I'll be sure to send the Iron Order builders over and set up an embassy!.... 'Cause we forgive you and all.... Hahaha, never thought of that...Unfortunately, based on previous test/quizzes I got back, there was no bell curve. Sick it is such a shame there is an industry for this type of tourism. Hendricks? Yeah, I was a bit disappointed in this. My last (and only) post got to 17 and some juice got to 95 Yeah, I was a bit disappointed in this. My last (and only) post got to 17 and some juice got to 95 I agree. However, if you crash into my car, or hit me in a crosswalk, while you're talking on your cell... I will probably murder you and make it look like an accident. I don't know where to begin with Twilight It sure as hell works. Downvotes...? ...So you just said that it would have been much better to respond without lashing out, when I said nothing to insult you, yet now you insult me by saying like a 12 year old on xbox live? ...I don't understand your logic, sir... What did I just read...? 28 Weeks Later. Ok, you have this virulent, killer disease, Rage. Scientist's know of it, and are doing testing in the lab, but it is obvious that no one really knows what the fuck it is of how to stop it. Rage escapes the lab, sweeps Britain and presumably kills millions. And then just ~6 months later, they decide, "It's cool, let's re-populate London". Uh...I wasn't ಠ_ಠing *with* laikasghost, I was ing *at* him. That buzz lightyear doesn't believe he's a toy but still freezes up when humans walk in the room No it's not. That says February 1st. I'll believe it when it's not scheduled on April Fool's Day. Good god that's a lot of acronyms. I bet they don't even understand English anymore.. They just speak in code.. I'm a box... | | Ex-critical care nurse here: most the time cathing a female with a large panniculus, when attempting to find the urethra, is like spreading open a grilled cheese sandwich with mayonnaise on it. All colors out of stock Yes, I apologize, I haven't been able to read the description for every subreddit yet. Maybe some redirecting? Email... Yum. Ask him about the experiments they are doing in space, well, assuming they aren't classified Then you're not really playing ARAM are you? ...I-... semicolon Excellent balance or forget them in your trunk overnight at -20 *-opens chest-* 12 gold, Iron Boots of Waning Shock Resistance, 7 cabbages and a used Argonian dildo. every night And a Gewurtztraminer? You really are a 'Sotan, aren't you? wat... Clearly. True, though someone still downvoted you for it. Rock isn't going heel until he stops making movies and decides he wants to wrestle full time again. It'll hurt his drawability in the theater. Can we please stop with this "Rock should go heel" stuff, please? Next, people will start asking for a Rock/Punk double turn at Royal Rumble. it's a throwaway account, nope, it's his leg Hahahaha I know that feel....my mom thinks that I have some sort of hormonal disorder because I watch this. Apparently gay is a mental disorder in her book..... How dumb do you feel with your god? ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Anal. Total crap. Hotmaill... Yeah, cause everyone 30 and over are sooo lame.... Or if you have to have the foam for the rest of your life, like human fix-a-flat. NO. The best one is watching someone use the google search bar to find google.com. It's soo effective!! You only get to see everything in the background You would, wouldn't you Diversity Nice try Mayan Why purple... Not working here either on my iPad 4. Read that as "Everyone should lick". It sucks that they compressed the audio in Forza Horizon. Can't even use my transducer. When is her period? then someone isn't warding correctly *looks at sup* they gave you sightstone for a reason use it When other people use my computer *backstory* Sooo you live in Vancouver?! Says the evil fucking sociopath I thought it was funny; I imagined his voice and laughed to myself. up vote for healthy laughter. District 11 is literally a giant southern plantation, and all the people there in the movie were black. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Sorry. No animals. What a perv. Hanging out 1 upvote from me wasn't enough Why the fuck was this link purple already Seen her with out make up. You mean like this one? Read the top comment The moment you realize your not a kid is being on Reddit long enough to know this is a repost (Bro burrito + sis burrito) ^incest= taquitos how did they burritosex if they are just burritos? clap? Phar**oa**h Nidalee. My name is Josh "Now and then" such wisdom Nice bro Up voted for quality news contribution, but wanted to down vote cuz damn. Google wasn't helpful.. I looked at my picture again and then I got it. You consider 12 inches small? So young, you'll learn. Only ONE face is acceptable and under certain conditions: . mission accomplished I may also know you guys. I may have also lived with that guy for a while. One of my old roommates used to love to tell the story about how he sent a girl to the hospital, he's also a redditor... ### Who said the first box you opened wouldn't be the death box? I would open 1 box and walk away because 100,000 is enough to pay for college... maybe two boxes so I can have 100,000 to put down on a house and a car...maybe another box so I have money to invest to make more money.... maybe a nother box incase that dun't work out....and maybe another box so I can spend for leisure....maybe another box so I can give some to my parents to help them out....maybe another box to help raise my kids in the future... maybe another box to have a trust fund set up... Open one, buy an x-ray machine from it & then use the machine to open all with the $, leave the one without the money!! You're a monster. New Zealand is over $2 a litre The one in the middle looks tasty i...have the weirdest boner right now dat face on robin's on pg 3 ** ** ITT Really?? ### ^*** *** Goddamn, did he ever get gorgeous. Wut I've read the first part before, but. . ya. . never saw the second part. THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT BETTER! Congrats Fuck I think im gay this gave me a boner... Exploits weren't stolen. Just a db dump of the available exploits, which is all public anyway. Lamers fell for a deliberately open hole and act like they hacked the Gibson. A steve in black skin with a sword, looking down and has the Sphax(?) texture diamond armor in the night? Thats too much of request Yeah, and *I'm* the hateful one. as long as you don't blink its still the first gaze Wtf did I just read Hmmm, maybe the war on christmas is real > You came to the wrong neighborhood muthafucka. wat Omg I opened at work too! I could not have closed it any faster ! Should have known better and have read the comments first This was just supposed to be a dry run. that's also an impossible rerack I'm not sure if I should upvote it because it is the most WTF comic I've ever read, or if I should downvote it because something this WTF should be buried in the depths of Reddit, never to be seen again. I don't know what else to tell you but you're wrong! Zombie Make-up..... I have the weirdest boner right now...I'm serious too... Yes... I'll make sure I plan that one... I'm going to use my truck to barley pick up ugly chicks But it works on purple side too. OP's a liar! I'll keep that in mind, thanks. >ಠಠ ಠಠLE SPIDER IS SCARD I thought you were supposed to just suck the penis literally as hard as you possibly could. Or you could just go back to the raw file.. right? You didn't save over the original did you? Why do you know so much about rape? That pussy smells/tastes nice ... damn porn videos Your tag in /r/boredlike is "WORSHIP ME" You obviously read that wrong. I've found Google Chrome offline essential as I use mine on a train a lot recently (and I'm not paying through the nose for the wifi! UK here, not sure what the prices are elsewhere in the world ) > You don't like Halle Berry?....... well, if there was blood in it... How did you get one? I was looking to get my own but they were all sold out Sweat/small bean. I'm kidding you not Looks at clothes.... Hipster Previous owner MAY have changed the fluid.... it IS an option, and fluid changes are a consumable and not covered by warranty. Although if the 130k? dsg service is neglected, powertrain warranty is voided. I've seen customers have DSG's completely freeze and do the "prndl flash" and sticking in gear. And then throwing a fit when they have no warranty because they didn't think transmission service was important and was too expensive. Do 13 year olds still use chat rooms anymore? I thought you don't do IRC Anal bum cover ? I see 5 eyes in this photo.... Deer lover Likewise. I actually work in shipping, so I deal with them daily. It's.... fun... Lovely. People are so great sometimes... So you're saying that you have answers that COULD convict you of treason. I watched King Kong nearly every weekend (WOR CH9 in NYC played it every Saturday for a year right at noon - I know it too well) and I was really looking forward to it. But it was just too long, too thinly wrapped, two muddled. Jack Black's Denham was throw-away; he was almost a plot device. I did like how they created Kong and especially Watts' take on Ann Darrow, but no-one has any fear of heights?! Turning cartwheels on the edge of a cliff...really? No problems at the windy top of the Empire State?? . Took me entirely out of the mood. A screenshot would be nice Eric But that's usually the elderly. Enlightened Flute Player. That trigger discipline... This sounds like the perfect way to get your *wife* interested in bitcoin Denim pants or in Europe... Did reading that book at such a young age... effect you in any way, *DarthLolita* I was going to suggest this one, but I thought, "Oh, nevermind, this is a Titans/Jaguars game. She mentioned it's from a hockey game, so this can't be it." I see what you did there You're not one to talk, iloveyousomuchgaycow. Was she the one posting pictures of her anus They link to the trunk oh I get it just close enough to you so that you can tell if its a man or woman but just far enough so that their race is ambiguous. Makes perfect sense is that the attack that he can do from the bottom of the stairs, jumping over to the ledge and clipping through the platform? nowhere is safe They look like juggalos before they get they're faces Yes, let's just make crime illegal, then no one will do it! I. ಠ_ಠ. HAVE. ಠ_ಠ. A. ಠ_ಠ. BONER. I kinda liked this idea until I looked at Iowa's yard per game this year... 116th in the nation Sweet Kentucky fried Jesus I like how Microsoft paint is open. Hahah along those same lines but not sex related, for the life of me I couldn't figure out if girls peed from their vagina or their butt. Even after my first gf... When I was 18... Chills I bought four, and I just ordered two more. Polish addiction? Yes. # ** ** ## ### #### # ###### # Enjoy your weekly military aviation trip to California at a cost of $30K, Mr. Secretary. Thanks for sharing the burden of the military. At first, I was thinking "Fucking TSA-holes." Then I thought, wait...it's breast milk...she can make more afterwards. What's the big fucking deal with the breast milk? Also, who keeps milk out in room temperature for hours? It spoils. She most really need the money to do that I saw you already ordered from Brastop, but just as validation to your measurements, I measure 28.5" and 40" and usually wear a UK 28J, in some brands even a JJ sometimes! And VS also tried to tell me 32DDD Middle school? Is that how early premeds start? Ferrets.. Besides the fact that OPs story it isn't real, I am just very surprised that no one has said they can see the upholstery of the couch the cats head is obviously on... # # EDIT THE DAMN NAMES I don't know why that link is purple, but I'm not clicking it Dick Taker is you.. I tried on my upper thighs recently and it hurt differently from cutting on my arms... I cut on my face once, never again Damp washcloth and 1 minute. Looks awesome! But isn't that full of islands? That's either bad wordplay or bad spelling. Either way, I guessed I could find this without scrolling the page, I guessed right. Doesn't mention Colbert at all.. You do mean the lead guitar lines that both Tosin and Misha did throughout the self-titled, right? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ The thought of a Keurig makes me sad. So much money for a proprietary system that makes expensive mediocre coffee. It's...it's...it's a ginger how does that even... email?! You can't do snapshots with email?! That you Brad? You mean like you did? I'd switch a cat with an elephant. "just my grandfather/mother being a bad ass not giving a fuck". Fact: we all have had grandparents and they have indeed giving many of fucks. Just cause he is in a bw pic from 1949 wearing a hat and a suit does not make him a bad ass. It is the same as our grnadkids looking at pics of us now in our random tshirt from gap/American eagle/Aeropostale /a&f/ target etc. You just changed my life. Everybody doing the same thing to be "different". Kinda ironic isn't it? You're still on iOS4? Update already damn it!! Redditor for 18 minutes... I'm starting to think this isn't about ear-locks anymore Your delivery could have used a bit more tact. Really? Your assumption was not that I meant to do it that way, but that I accidentally escaped the \> character *twice*? ** ** 4 people voted that they farm Duriel?! or ﴾͡๏̯͡๏﴿ O'RLY? Heh. Women are so stupid. Let's make fun of them for having their knowledge in different arenas than us. Because that's fair. Are you trying to tell me that my car doesn't have a speedometer that measures in km? The odometer doesn't record km? The signs that tell me the distance to nearest cities that I pass every day on the road aren't in km? Hmm...I guess I've been wrong all along A lot better than my place of employment, where we get $20 publix gift cards for Christmas, but I got shafted out of them both years due to them not recognizing I was a proper employee Alright? Seriously "What? A circular area with a pond and an island in the middle? Lets run around the edge and not got the island then get mad when we feel like we're not being told where to go." I love these guys but some times.... Hashtags...on Facebook I really can't imagine anything worse Are you **REALLY**?! I hope this does not become the case. Good thing you guys are actuaries and not comedians My dad only made meatloaf. Nothing on it pops and the line work isn't that great, i feel like it could have been soooooooo much better. Because this isn't all over reddit. I don't know how to make it and it didn't take more than 10 seconds to find one to copy/paste. even? I think you misspelled "Wanamaker's" . It's okay. I'll forgive you this once. I live In raleigh and whenever I'm driving my dad around and we see the Fuquay-Varina highway sign, he always has to yell Fuckin Vagina!! Hilarious the first time cuz it was so unexpected. Six months later he's the only one laughing... Imagine someone having shotgun as primary, shotgun as equipment (M26) and shotgun as sidearm. ( ) then it was a bad joke I'm 23. Creepy... Lincoln's assassination by reverse-confederate Huey Newton is no joking matter citizen I walked out of my way to put something in the bin today. On the way a man dropped an empty packet of fags in front of me... Why in the floating fuck is /r/Dragonsfuckingcars a thing. Username... You son of a bitch! Step away from my future ex-wife that wasn't bacon That NSFW doesn't always mean titties Esto ni siquiera da risa ... 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"too as well of course" Why did I have to wade through all these figuratively-catcalling comments to find the actual advice? # NK - 1 base nuke rush Did you just ask me to try anal sex??? I feel like Rondo gets so much hate on this subreddit, but yea this shot made me do a . . I will never look at Bambi the same way again I have the weirdest erection... Well shit..... University of Maryland University College. I always see this commercial.. innocent bi-standard Are you sure they were jellybeans...... I'll be watching for that shirt... Artificial sweeteners. They taste disgusting, and depending on whichever poison you pick, also have been shown to be more damaging to the body than sugar. Here's a thought, actually control your glucose intake and stop pretending that diet soda is good/ok for you.... > > What a shitty feeling... *Your* males? Can't believe a post of someone at a Chick-Fil-A made it to the front page. So,...you are gay. He discovered cloning!! 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It's green and says ENT What is pissing me off is the youtube comment section....a good majority of morons think they are speaking *spanish*. Yeah, I didn't even check the source until *after* I read the article. Then I 'd hard. she runs track right? right? "Too risque" - Disney..... Niagara Falls lands on both sides of the border No way someone could be THAT stupid....... I get "My boyfriend punched me in the face" Im tired of people ready to wipe someone off after one bad season. Not leading in stats for onceand you're ready to remove the elite status? Andre is 4th in the league in yards ... Idk where your argument is there. Look my comment in the eye &amp; Tell me Larry + an elite QB won't = him in top 3 for yards. You can't go off of watching 2 games where you say he wasn't "getting any separation" to make a judgement that he is not elite. The mans team is 4-9 with backup QB'S throwing him the ball! AJ Green has a young talented Dalton. Calvin has super arm Stafford. Marshall has vet Cutler. Lets not forget how quick people threw Marshall off the elite list when he was in Miami. He did good but not like he used to .. Now look he's back on top. Elite status is not something you just lose .. You either get too old, you suffer an injury that you never get back to 100% from .. Or something on the team changed that prevents you from doing what you used to. Old man Randy Moss even came back and still shits on almost everyone. Like I said its not something you just lose. Eh. There are worse things a box could be filled with I've been through all the porns, all of them It clearly says Retweets at the bottom... I submitted this ages ago Fap x14 So much geeky love. That word. Bitch please, you know you don't have hundreds of friends. So what I'm getting from all of this is we have only interviewed two coaches, and the media has decided we are interviewing everyone. Now I am really just wanting someone hired or Alvarez to say "Psyche! I'm the interim coach for the year!" Bitch please, you know you don't have ~~hundreds~~ any friends. What a waste. Way to go reddit, now they will really take us serious when there is a real issue we all get behind. It's funny but you gotta admit we really cried wolf here. Silly Facebook. It's well known that God hates amputees... and children without skin. i read somewhere that some doctor offered him free treatment but he refused because he was getting lots of interview requests and was getting kinda famous It would have been nice to post this before it was fixed. Anton Chigur > Very nice to know! Thanks! If desecration was purple ... I would've entered it as post Sandy gingerbread house. ( too soon....?) yes we are sorry for being born with a penis.... and therefore should be held accountable for all people born with penises nice username no thanks. Unfortunately Prussia has done absolutely nothing this game But I poop from there People always seem to forget that facebook is public. I wish everyone would stop posting their weight loss stuff everywhere. If I wanted to see how much weight people have lost, I would check out /r/loseit. Seriously, this shit is getting old and hard to filter with RES I can't even begin to tell you how original this is What the hell is going on in this comment section I knew what this gif was gonna be before I clicked it ... FUCKIN. NX. why would a guy be pole dancing in the first place? (i hope thats not a woman) ** ** ##<----- IT WORKS FOR THE COMMENTS TOO, TRY IT OUT ###### You said lulu was a bad support. Thats why you got banned. When you're washing your hands and the soap falls back into the sink once you've started rinsing them First the Pope gets a Twitter account, now this? What is this world coming to? Is this because it's underwear? Yes, you need to switch to decaf. Holy shit I didn't even notice the tattoo! I got too excited when I saw perfect "pot" sampler... Hhhyuukkkkkkಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Haha Go get enrolled in PCIP and see a fucking doctor already ┌∩┐ ┌∩┐ This guy went and bought these parts. Nice work... > x14 Redrawing a repost does not make it not a repost. Shame on you! I used to work at FedEx hub in Memphis and I remember those nights, But now I work for USPS and it's a different world. More mail volume And all the senior employees use this month to take their time off > And all the senior employees use this month to take their time off Haha sorry mate. It's almost always a required follow up to the I sort of agree with you about some story elements in games are really bad (MGS4 I'm looking at you ). If Lee's and Clementine's story was a television series, I think it would still be interesting, but it wouldn't be winning awards. Whole car to myself. My god. There is no party. Account is one day old... Are you trying to imply something? Is that you Rob? uhhh.... Nice screenshot with complete words I cringed, I never cringe Read the stickers Title is Japanese... Picture is Korean I absolutely cannot stand when my SO puts her feet on the dash when I'm driving. I tell her every time that if we were to get into head on collision that she would be in a very vulnerable position, and all I get is "well I'm comfortable this way"… I feel like all bald eagles have a permanent going on. he **makes** you? HA! Starcraft wasnt even out then..sooo busted Mary Of Nazareth. Lol, some rich kids in my high school started a gang too. They called themselves "MOS." Mexicans of Stormville. None of them were Mexican. >Also, what about that Exploder? I tried it order some, but the minimum shipping cost was $34... Damn. This is the second time. First was on twitter. I'm starting to think they do this shit on purpose Edit: Never mind. I down voted myself. I'm an idiot. I, yet to have a comment great enough for Reddit gold Nice to know you guys a sense of humor... No. Get out. So much I wanna see too. Because believing in God never killed anybody. Shut up Pierre. That's what they want you to think Plug it in to a computer and import the photos. iCloud is not meant to be a catch all for your photos. It's meant to be a safeguard to protect your valuable data. DirectTV Gives Me Big Blue Balls. And no one shot when no one has a gun, hmmm Same here! I was going to buy a poster on Amazon that was discounted to three dollars. "Fantastic deal!" I thought, then I go to check out and the shipping is more than twice the price of the order . I noped my way to the "cancel order" button. says 50_shades_of_rape...... Who the fuck cares? Why are you worrying about this so much when you should be thinking about the kids? I'm from NFLD and growing up we had one black person in my town, she moved there in the twelfth grade. Leading up to the high school graduation many female students would get tans to look pretty in their dresses. My mother, met this young lady during the graduation and let her how much she liked her tan. Pushes into bed That's a hard question there :P. The Paraguayan person is majorly friendly. Friends in paraguay matter a lot. People had suffered a lot from the unfair wars in the past. I don't know what to say I was like "oh they all talked about how much they like it! That must have been an awkward discussion at first." Then I read that last sentence. really. you want to give a crap gift. to your dad. this christmas. really. . Those white parts You're a billionaire looking to hire a urination specialist to pee on people, aren't you OP? Now imagine this thing crashing on the Titanic... Surely OP will deliver... ... ###### [-10] ========== [0] =[ ]========= [+10] Also that the finals ended when i woke to go to School Comic sans The smell of dryer sheets makes me want to puke. I don't want that stuff on my skin. As a machinist that has to create your wacky "designs" I say I would have never guessed this guy was Asian 30 I'm not going to lie, if lakers lose this I actually feel bad for them. So basically, ಠ_ಠ, ಠ_ಠ, ಠ_ಠ, ಠ_ಠ and . Nah. I'll only go to war over important stuff...like Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream getting rid of Dollar Scoop nights. Wtf is up with that. A Barbie leg. I....I...I love you. $80 O's? What.. I think we're from the same area Cats: Upvote for Astros. Still headed to the front page Oh nice, i've never seen a 3d film before - but that's probably more because of my shitty social life than my glasses No, not bad at all.... Fuck you for stealing my joke Now I want to find that truck and pick those off. Thanks for a new OCD.... TIL circumcised men masturbate more and engage in crazier sexual activities. it's my parents fault... I just told you where it's from >A vibrating mouse toy meant for cats Dat Treant's face *Anakin*.. If he is at a fundraiser and there will be children the more pressing question would be, who gets first? I emailed and asked....Does not come with bladder. Also that he didn't commit suicide. You again. Dat username. English tutor that doesn't know the difference between "then" and "than" Dude, come to London, that's £20 Winner? That day when someone breaks into your house and uses them on you? Once I was walking by a local tattoo shop when a couple of very flaming gay guys came out laughing at one of their buddies tramp stamps only they were calling it a "fag tag". Never considered pirating until today. My hopes and dreams for a decent SimCity have officially been crushed. At this rate, EA has about 5 years before it is marginalized. I ain't no Harlem Black Girl Firstly; The (*3*) -> Da (*2*) ** ** I was thinking that one of the last one would be full of penises. That's the Master. They? Ha, funny! Not to sound like a pedophile but what were you wearing? NO EXCEPTIONS Luke 19:27- (Common English Bible) As for my enemies who don’t want me as their king, bring them here and slaughter them before me. or (King James Bible)But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me....... Holy bird invasion while looking for sleep? God will be there for the aftermath. Right. I guess people just assume that if something like this honestly doesn't hit you in the feels then you must be an evil sadistic bastard. 'Cherry Bandit Teacher' Really? I hadn't heard. Said nobody ever. Well, if you get it, you'd better like it! It would have been that much more annoying. I have you tagged as "Loves dolls" I want me some buds Muscowy, you aren't anywhere near Moscow A woman's sheath is her bloodletter Not one single African American. Selective service Why are you using Internet explorer? I've heard every damned media outlet do this. ...Is that Robert Pattison behind Jennifer in the seventh photo? That looks like Robert Pattison. What's he doing there? The thing with Vince young is... He isn't really that bright. Kerala police I can't fucking believe that as recently as '95 there were still around 50 _active_ punt guns in the UK. Wish i had a friends who want's to buy me champ/skins I'm not sure if you heard... But not only has this been posted before, but the election is also over. This post warrants two down votes... But alas, I only have one. Take it and think before you post next time. to me it would probably be that life couldn't go back to normal, i mean once it goes zombie it never goes back The fact that this question is asked about once every other week and Douche Of The Day goes to: Orange Gallardo! Terrible parking job It took me far too long to understand that you're just a lesbian. I thought there was some other joke happening. How is this picture relevant? It wasn't weird until one guy decided to wear fingerless gloves... No. ^Just ^no ^ ^^no. Saltwater in your nose and eyes and god damn it Because the penis doesn't... When people make a meme or something about how they hate that meme and it should stop I fucking fear trampolines. One wrong move and you can break your neck. Pick them up with your hand... Hmm, she deleted her account. Maybe we were too rough on her? Take out the pics ... The fact that you let her name show through and included pics shows you were going out of your way to out her on a public forum Thank so much I didn't even know that little tab existed now I can put this face thanks alot haha "Now we can order games from BLOCKBUSTER" I'm sorry, but everything is a repost on reddit..... everything As rude as this is, I laughed. I wish I hadn't......but I did Going on my tenth playthrough. Never noticed it before, and now I can't do anything but notice. And 11 Domain name why is it that most redditors are the weird ones in school ? any normal people here ? I am too. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ fuck you Notice there's just the one toothbrush? Clearly there's a chance here for you to fill that hole... By which of course I mean one of the holes in the holder. Nice photoshop You normal people and your happiness. So how do I get this stuff hooked up in my house? Apparently I'm not very good at reading these signals... Came here to say this 21/12/12 Furthering this, the new tumblr trend, at least within my friendship group, of calling people ' peasants' if they don't use tumblr pisses me off. "Oh, you don't use this particular website? I am much more superior to you, and will refer to you as a peasant, while my other tumblr-using friends giggle." I like how in all these FB posts with parents responding that, somehow, they have no idea how to spell... Paying for online Watching this gif after 12/14... Oh please pardon me for not explicitly stating that I was referring to humans and not frogs and dogs. Finally.... Someone said it 4Kings still alive and kicking... I actually just got gravelorded down there Stop blocking YouTube playback on mobile devices Aaaaasa Stop blocking YouTube playback on mobile devices I know exactly what you mean! My pictures get down voted all the time because I am a man. Okay, Mr Mittens "Macaroni" Romney Oh god, my sister had one of those Kinda like As a dyslexic ... Read it three times trying to figure out why you misspelled angle, cause I read angel over and over... .......so he deserved to die? "via twitter" Yeah I hate when I open a box and just feel jipped because the products are worth less than $10 Also, since he's an invulnerable unit standing next to his target, he can be hit by Pudge's hook Is there a picture coming? Yeah, that cake has to be around $23-29 before any extra fees get attached. Came here to say that very thing.... You beat me to it. Keep him at zero I'm sure they don't Smell the weird smell anymore. With little children calling you vulgar and dirty names I'd say average muscle density and yeah the scar is huge. Doc told me it'd be 2-3" and it ended up being 8" Bet the kids in the gym weren't too happy. TDIL; John Boorman's grandkids broke Excalibur Annnnnnnnd in two weeks everyone will forget about it. Thread killer username ಠ_ಠ ^ You look pretty good for an Asian guy. A Pats fan agreeing with a colts fan. ? What is he expecting you to reply back? Seriously? Don't you me. Its so awesomely good! HAHAHAHAH DAE ANIMALS ARE STUPID?? No, to answer your question, no...no it is (most definitely) not... Riot Shield... I read that as the Westeros Baptist Church My mom told my ex, "You look so great, you've put on a lot of weight". Day 1 of a three week vacation. Everyday is my day off! Unemployment is a bitch. Good thing I live with my mom If only I could get paid to sleep in. Disgusting. Shit she's skinny I had an acquaintance who bought an old abandoned Victorian house in Des Moines - one of those deals where the city will sell you an abandoned house for a dollar, if you're willing to restore it (he paid to have it broken off the foundation and moved). Throughout the entire house, the *floorboards* were *12-inch-wide quartersawn walnut*. he could have salvaged & sold the floors and made a *fortune*. Yeah they were all juuust fine gettin blown up and stuff Some fly's buzzing about it and a hello kitty sitting next to it... That's how you know you're getting old. A bit of grey on the head is "wow, cool". Then a bit of grey in the beard is "hmmmm". Then grey on your chest hair is , and when you start getting grey pubes you're definitely in FML territory. But-but' I like techno. 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Congratulations, you just ignored my whole post and cared only about the little part which even got a downgraded font Running in cotton in general is crazy, running in cotton in cold weather is insane ..I hope you mistakenly confuse it with whool. You will be soaked in icecold sweat?? Wait wait wait... Nicks DIDN'T come up with the 80 yard bomb??! Why don't we get this kind of treatment from the G Men.. I just IRL No! I knew as soon as George Lucas sold out this shit would happen. NO ( ),,|,, killed it The fact this has been down voted a couple of times only goes to show what heartless people there are around. Do you actually agree that these kids died because they didn't believe in god? FFS... Please keep holding Still called soccer in Australia Depending where you live, there's no legislation on pet food. Labels often post "minimum" levels of an ingredient, but not a maximum level potentially found in your pets food... Too much of something can be as harmful as not enough (ie. salt, potassium, protein) grocery store diets are mostly junk food for pets. Feed what your vet feeds his/her pets. They went to school for a decade coz they love animals, and while people argue vets get kickbacks from food companies... Why would someone educated on animal health feed their pet something lousy? Even with discounts etc. it's still more expensive than grocery brands. There's a reason for that... It's called science, research, and testing before putting on the shelf for pets. Notice you never see a commercial on tv for vet brands? Because all their funds go to research. We have to do cystotomies on pets all the time because their bladders are loaded with stones from crappy diets. $3000 surgery in general. Save yer money, buy better food! And yet people think Obamacare is a good idea... /╲/\╭ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ╮/\╱\ OP will deliver Shadow Blade sniper Except for the whole "only if you root your phone " thing, yeah. dat name This is true. They were bred to get them out of actual cairns (hence the name) and kill them. Mine just goes on freeze mode for about five minutes then starts playing with them. I guess we got ourselves a couple of real killers on our hands. My GF wants to try this, me first apparently. I'm still pissed off that the Hawks passed him up in the 2004 draft (woo Marcus Tubbs ). When he was available at 23, I was hoping that they'd grab him then pull the trigger on a Shaun Alexander trade while he was still a hot commodity. //// \\\\ Morons don't know how to use a downvote button is what. It's like he's staring into my soul Didn't catch that it was the same submitter. 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Why would a 5 year old know what morning wood is? Yeah, Europe has much better public transportation. Part of it probably has to do with the fact that Europe is more densely populated. The other part has to do with the fact that here in the US, not enough money has been invested by the government to modernize public transportation, so it is expensive and not really any more viable than other options. Last I checked, taking a train from where I lived to Boston would cost more than flying Its face says *I have seen things* around 10 years on the internet, and this is the first thing to ever make me gasp Its pretty awesome. You guys really ground out some fine coffee puns. Not sure my penis agrees with you. i do "dis" for " ". *** *** IT. IS. You could, you know...fix it. My original giftee signed up a month before SS and has only commented in the NSFW subreddits. Well at least in enough ones to know his exact preferences Facebook link.. I wish to hunt them down and slay them. oh god... Walmart is a criminal paradise.... rope... tape... knives... plastic bags... sticks... CreepyPMs is forever ruining the innocence of "lol". I don't remember subscribing to this subreddit. I'm not subscribed... Wut. How did I find this picture? I've never even heard of this subreddit. No idea. Zero experience. But...the video is only a minute long... Yeah, totally Yeah me too! I actually said it though... the people sitting in front of me told me to shut up Let's not get carried away here Arsenal. Two goals is more than enough right now . Erm, the *sad* thing? I hope you paid double for it to cover the Asshole shipping fees No matter when I saw these I stomped them. I just imagined them ending up in my sleeping bag. Nope. Can't find any similar ones on AH. Someone SHOWED you it? As opposed to not washing your hands before this incident... repost with the same title But are you a ginger? Like me. I just played it... the hardest part is figuring out what commands the game recognises. I said "enter house". It told me it didn't know the word enter. NOOO YOU HAVE TO SAY TIL!¡!¡!¡ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ This is the most reposted thing ever. Well I'm not a fan of the way this sentence is written but it seems to imply that the biggest they can get get in the spring is 3kg and the biggest they can get in the fall is 8kg. So the maximum size attainable by marmots increases by 267%. That doesn't mean they are all doubling, but I'm going to optimistically assume that this article has a credible source with large enough sample data that the statistic is enough to say that on average they at least double in size. But I checked the article for sources and couldn't find any ## Lets try for four seasons, and syndication. NBC is a place of lies Yeah, Rey Mysterio really needed that victory... No, lots of other people get what you were trying to do as well, but because you were being a dick. You get off the tiny escalator onto stairs!? Just looked up the price of that card. ~$30-$40 The worst part is, Pet Dragon + Channeler = 1-turn Big Eye, so it's actually playable. Elijah Wood? As much as I want to laugh I feel if I was a reindeer this would be me No. You motherfucker Pro. Highly Jesus...you know normally I don't think non-sexual nudity around kids is a big deal...but I think this would fuck me up as a kid even were she fully clothed. Why is that kid there. On top of that, Miracast is a separate standard from this Intel WiDi standard that this adapter has. I like technology standards. However, I do not like each company using its own standard. It kind of defeats the purpose of standards in the first place. Good luck! I've met only two ms redditors with vaginas Such beauty. You mention working your butt out, but it's not in this picture. Lot of unnecessary drama in here over one little word. Get over it people, just enjoy it. Trying to say something bad about people with Aspergers? What the fuck My dad is an alcoholic. He likes to call me up for "advice". Which is mostly just him screaming drunkenly into the phone. **ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ** Are you both of the same gender? ...Why? Why do people on reddit all of a sudden decide that certain phrases, which were once popular, are no longer allowed? Like "gem" and "DAE." I bet in a few months we'll be saying the same thing about " " and "ITT." Friggin redditors always need something to be annoyed about. Not sure if that would be the best or worst episode of Hoarders... You get your shit done right now. This is no laughing matter. Clear my history. Maaaaaaybe but I don't think that's what Kuritos meant. He didn't say a comment *just* saying "dafuq." Sometimes, particularly after someone says something random and weird, the fuck? or is really all that needs to be said. I think this is just reddit trying to find a new buzzword to hate. Is that a spiky dildo? You monster Explain russia... 34 KISS. And you don't have to rape fish so hard. How are you're classes going? I messed up my spring semester and this fall semester at my school. In spring I had a job as a waiter and was working 4 days a week PLUS the weekend. Worst part is that I worked 40 min from home and didn't come home until 12ish, sometimes later. I focused more on my job and ended up failing 2 classes, withdrawing from another, and my best grade was a D. My GPA that semester was a .70 ( ). Did that whole thing need to be a link? it's a double negative I guess I'd have to include the DMV in the suit for facilitating the mailings by selling my address He claimed she had some "star" tattoos on her bikini line, but I've never seen them in pictures - and he allegedly hooked up with her before she started appearing on the internet... so he's either lying [which is probable], or the photo editors are *really skilled* at hiding her tattoos with Photoshop Will somebody please ask him to stop dressing like a woman? wow somebody can't take a joke ":D :D" Hey now... You know what this means right? They were using 'yolo' even BC ... Technically, we are both complicit. I feel bad, and so should you. His pants are down.. I remember a thread posting this concept a while ago here.. Yay! *More* shit to give me cancer... Spoiler tag would have been nice on that one Internet tough guy here. I bet your balls are *huge,* bro. >ಠ ಠ Women who say creepy.... I thought we just talked about this I'm a 16 year old girl. I've never posted anything remotely sexual on here, and some guy sent me a dick pic. Yay Exactly. "Let's kick out the people who promote responsible firearm use and ownership!" I saw a billboard stating the police were looking for a black male, driving a Buick. That's all it said. Still no perma-lightsaber bug fix nor a fix for the inspection bug. That sounds suspiciously like bestiality. Why he fuck did I press this Thanks for all the feedback. Even those who were smart asses. It made me laugh. Well shit! It better not melt ALL the snow... Is that a bottle of lube? Yeah, Unlike Modern christians, they actually do what the stupid book tells them to . i was going TROLOLOLOL...then I saw which seem to me like twin turbos behind the grill There are movies shorter than this... .. He was being sarcastic Oh that sounds wicked. Keep us updated on your tattoos. That could turn out really nice. Yeah, I'm more of a fan of line art tattoo-wise on my own body. I know that feeling, I have the waterbending symbol from avatar the last airbender tattooed on my right hip, and all of my friends who are not familiar with show think it's either an easter egg or an ovary egg. Not cool. I think he has little man syndrome I went to sleep after posting this... And woke up to loads of karma and people who also like eating out my girlfriend Great now the Gunny want's another safety brief I don't like this. I'm getting mixed signals here hahaha Don't buy drugs, period So you make eye contact but don't smile? Don't you think it might come across as instead? Author recommends cotton baselayers and using your arms to break heelside falls You could SPELL it out for him. What did I just watch The new buffs actually look better...when you take the trouble to use a magnifying glass Really, dude? >woke up to people who also like eating out my girlfriend ya but the bill in question, is American No, I meant to say the soothing sounds of people fucking for an hour might be your ticket to dreamsville! ** ** Turn your into ( ͡ಠ ͜ʖ ͡ಠ) That *legendary* Nocturne's Q ... Racism, the whole African-American thing really annoys me. Seriously, they're black. All my black friends say they hate it when I call them African-American, I am English though that legendary malphite ult ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ broh im 1300 and we dont do that kind of shit here, we might have dc's and retarded baron calls but never this low If you find death prophet, enchantress, naga, spectre, phantom assassin and vengeful spirit sexy I'd say you have a problem Sliding out from under me I have a toroise like that... Same species... Thanks for ruining my pet for me, Bacon I'm very often looking like that especially when I'm tired or feeling "ssserrrious". What the fuck. I sincerely hope that this trend ends here. If you check someone out while doing an face, it's not going to feel really inviting. People might think "the hell she wants?/what's her problem?" instead of "ohh she's checking me out"! ლ( ლ) And everything around it. Save Halo? What? Right. That's what I said. Why post this?... When you knew I was about to post exactly this and more... Great... Keep thinking its a cloud. That's what they want you to believe Reverse trollism I like it Did your comment add anything of value to the conversation? Lovely. Really maintaining the tone of the discourse there, MrRC battle of the titans Im surprised they did not destroy the damn tack with those beast out there. sivhd: Ask her to move and sit on the seat where her shoes were Your coffee looks carbonated.... TIL. Thanks. I'll never understand business. Like when AT&T was bought by Cingular, who was then bought by AT&T Don't gimme that, *Tentacle_Porn*. *** *** After an Oingo Boingo concert, a group of girls came over to my parents' place: a fatty, a chubby, and a smoking hot blond (Christina Applegate). I was the fourth guy, and was dating someone, so I went to bed. But a couple of hours ahead and Christina Applegate's sitting on my bed, hand on my naked back. "Mark's a nice guy," she says, "but he's not what I want, you know?" I nodded and went back to sleep. Some one really ought to slap AT&T and Verizon CEO's and investors in the face. Damn... I can't believe they compared me to Hitler, and made advice animals of my comment with pictures of guys on them. I'm a Jewish girl First I had thought that they only answered 2 questions - then I realized that all of their answers were downvoted to hell [](/sapenguin) just look at it. Why does stuff like this exists. My heart can't take anymore My wife tells me that we're baking Christmas cookies on Saturday. Please, PLEASE, tell me someone has a screen shot or something? All the comments are deleted. I didn't even fucking notice the porn until a good 5 minutes after reading the description and looking at the table I thought it said Brody Boned by 19 year old Japanese girl. Elemental hydrogen isn't a chemical. Judging by your username, you aren't straight Everyday! "Anti-erection pill " I applaud you sir... More like OJ SimpCon ..yes I know. Lmao.. The guy in the back seems to be enjoying the view. Frosted mug New information for me here. I didn't know that Ireland was a part of UK and that you lads call police with the name "Garda". Jaysus... "No one ever pays me in Cv résumé writing advice " Look I'm a huge fan of Radiohead but I'll be damned if Thom Yorke is going to hand cup my fun bits ... oh wait it, no, that would be an honor. I get it now ... I'm a pyro, and I approve of burning this man to death. ** ** Medifast is low carb, moderate fat, moderate protein, at least according to a coworker. She lost like 80 lbs on it and was looking good. It was super expensive for her though, and right after she stopped she started gaining right back again... They gave her 'exit training to keep slim' which involved low fat / high carb eating That's nice to know Is he playing with her bellybutton?!?! I see what he did there... iTunes already does this, but in a way that scans the entire network, hence why it's extraordinarily slow at your school. For mine, if I sync over wifi at home, as soon as I take my computer out of sleep, it'll automatically detect it and run the respective processes on the computer. Then I open iTunes and it's already there in the list. Only problem is the error "cannot load sync class services" piece of shit that's been there since iOS 5 came out but other than that, I can sync over wifi still. My iTunes has this rare symptom to not save backups even after clicking "back up" so I stick with iCloud for backups At first i read it as "your first task is to post tits" Tagged as "Meat pudding guy" Speaks. Wait he's gay too sweet Jesus.... XD LOL not just today, I've noticed that the last few weeks in a lot of subreddits. I don't know what it is, maybe the mods are trying a new downvote algorithm or there are suddenly a lot of asshats on reddit So you're telling me at one point in our lives we watched our parents taking shits... That seems stupid on their part, but I'm not surprised considering that they are saying that we misread what was clearly false statements written in the description of the game in the steam store Definition of butterface... nice tongue piercings Her elbow looks twisted You can see the elevators in the pic ... Manninger And it only took a paragraph instead of 8, possibly 9 seasons Sounds like... It's also blocked in Sweden. hahaha, child labor. You saved your future...like minority report-ish stuff...YOU MUST TEXT HIM OR JIMMY WON'T BE BORN Someone hugged me from behind on the tube. Why not? Because idiots love emotional reasoning which in turn favors 'fear' and 'death' (fight or flight) scenarios. Luckily, logical reasoning is often here to settle the nerves of thy sheep Curious but how would you expect them to easily get them out if not with strings Not really, ... You know with the video and all Yep. Whoever thought it was a good idea is probably going to be get fired soon... Oh god... They are ALL out of stock And you call it snow? This gif reminds me of my all-time favorite oar fail moment. We had made it all the way to spring training on my collegiate team, but there was one guy who was just the derpiest thing ever floated in a shell. As cox I start calling drills off the dock, and something looks decidedly wrong about 3tard's oar. I can't figure it out, and then, sans megaphone, our coach yells at us to "just stop!" She motors up to 3tard's rigger, releases the oar lock, and, while whisper-yelling (scarier than loud yelling) repositions his oar so that the collar/sleeve etc inside the rigger. The whole apparatus had been outside the oarlock the whole time, causing the oar to slide all over the place and ruin everything. His explanation: "Oh, my mind was just on other things." ** ** Reposted to the extent it's pixelated rap? Ice cube trays..... A . . . 'Frontal'? "merely"; Adblocker? //ಠ ಠ\\\ Mother of God, that isn't a shirt Did the shooter command an army of mindless drones to slaughter in his name? If not where the hell is the relation to Star Craft? Hey, I live there Well she asked. Girlfriend? > Hva' fa'en er det for en verden vi lever i? > g gle Decades* Possible sold more then 20,000 copies Celine Dion Weyland Why is it always shipping? That was a completely unnecessary image to put in my head. There was a commercial break and I went to get a quick snack. I grabbed a bag of cheddar Chex Mix and began to eat it by the handful. It was delicious but as I raised another handful into my mouth, I noticed some black spots. I'd already begun to put in my mouth so I ate it, thinking it was probably just a burnt piece. The same thing happened with the next bite so I figured something was wrong with my snack. So, I looked into the bag and saw a horrific site; my Chex Mix was writhing with an army of ants. Your girlfriends name is 'girlfriend'? Hmm. Welp, apparently despite their website clearly stating "We work all over the Bay Area, even in your city" on the front page, they don't actually work in the south bay. There's a cute girl and you care about the guitar? Priorities man It's not that they are not problems, they are. However, the issue is whether to cut spending now or do it when we are in a better position. Any learned individual who objectively looks at the situation knows that we need to wait. If there is anything that needs to be cut it would be defense spending, which consumes an actually large portion of our spending. Arguing to cut essential programs will do nothing but have detrimental effects on our economic situation. This is the issue you and all your fact ignoring brethren refuse to comprehend. Yes we need to reduce the deficit and spending, however, albeit ironically, spending or at the least not cutting is how we will do that. Educate yourself, it's very clear you have not done so. "If you only had a brain" [](/angel " ") Are you suggesting me to cut my testicles off I love that face Just curious, what was you K/D? Sound advice from i_poop_sparkles Look Of Disapproval. These guys: Yes, of course it's the baby's poor planning skills It's like making spoon rings out of silverware from the early 1900's. Then they say "we're having a hard time finding more of this pattern", gee I wonder why, it's from 1901. You took that shot from underneath. Which means the bill is actually face up. Seems like they don't want to let go of their runes and levels . Read that as "eat out the Hobbits". This is supposed to be funny Who's downvoting the Twitter bot? TIL OP knows my balls hang at different heights Very nice, but that username Our DJ just played the original song at our diner...though despite my frequent reminders he only played Nothing Else Matters up until my wife walked down the aisle and not as she was. uhm, isn't this like half-way rape? Sounds like fun Good question. Likely stapled on there for extra "likes". And webcam God. The smell must be horrifying. Haha iv been able to do that for a long time, thought nothing of it until I told my friends, their reactions: A little over half of the highlighted area is one sentence. But, but ... that is a dog Where's Skullomania ? He does We had some bomb scares here in Texas, (UT, Texas State,) somewhat recently. Though it was around the time there were finals so it could have just been that Oh god I have tetanus just looking at the thing Why do you *hope* it's not yours? Have you been fucking 13 year olds? * * I see those every single day. The worst one happened in June/July. The guy(15 y/o) even changed his relationship status to engaged If you continue to approach it as a skill and not an art, you aren't likely to "be more funny" Sorry... Are you arguing for banning guns or that banning guns wouldn't work? Your point is a bit muddled, as you've just argued both. Well then, I think it was rude of the photographer to sign this poor little frog! If you read it, it say "smoking zone" it's really picky in edmonton where people can smoke downtown so usually it will say where you can, rather than 5x the amount saying you can't. not that anyone follows those rules . I know! I think at some point I was kissing his teeth Dammit. I was hoping for onions, and not an intense, crippling fear, followed by nightmares..... Now you can make powerpoint presentations with QT 5. Great That's me right now i bet you don't tip the paperboy. At the interest rate the government borrows at nowadays, I doubt you would notice the increase I know I know, but its not fucking Monday! Can we worry about this on Monday at least? Always complaining about little errors in things before a break. Sheesh . /s Annnnd you'd know? "Party Game" dat qp Nice layup Asik..... Planet side 2 is one of the remarkable few MMO's that don't horribly fan service, really the nipples REALLY There are LAKERS BEAT THE BOBCATS BY 1... Ah hah! So delusion is your game! Yes, you're clearly a big winner, as everyone can see. You're probably not a socially-awkward reject in real life at all. I'm anxiously awaiting your next brilliant reply... You could have bought your own bottle of Johnny for that cost For a second, I thought you said *I get to feel a kid everyday*. Woah, haven't heard that one before. Clinkz not picked or banned Our dynamic is really fucked up. I'm always the one trying to seduce him, it's never the other way around. Call me old-fashioned, but I want a guy who wants to have sex with me The KFC in my town is always running out of chicken. ┌∩┐ ┌∩┐ I know, usually prefer digitals.... He's just a troll. But its cool, if someone check out the sub and finds it interesting I'm happy. It's odd linking to the sub has caused such a stir, it's just shaving. I linked directly to that part I kept hearing news outlets referring to the album as Take Five. How could this possibly result in a nice looking logo ಠ_ಠ ? I showed my wife. Her face when she saw the floor.... Now I know why Oak asks if you're a boy or a girl...... It's just a bad pic angle, right ? Right ?!? I think I know said kid you speak of... eleven *week*, There is only one logical response to this: I can tell you: That day when i discovered that there is a webbrowser in winamp… → ( ) Unfortunately I have on occasion gone full psycho and then realized that I wasn't even on my period Today, the porn industry suffers a tremendous blow. Dude... Wait just one motherfuckin' second... you guys have REECE'S BUNNIES? Australia doesn't. I have scabies. Everything already itched. Not surface you say? I don't see any non-skid triangles or strips beneath your EAB manifolds, then. And why are your sound isolation mounts brittle? UNSAT. Reinspect tomorrow. I'm sure you'd know. TR own half a Indar, go to try to record a video in my mossie over near our warpgate when suddenly two Scythes come out of nowhere with their gorram A2A missiles. Was... not sure if I should thank you...or be sad that my faces aren't ugly enough... Obviously he's fine. Yeah... I can fap to this. Oh haha time for bed. But didn't wash his hands Speak for yourself Why does his staff have a beard "falling up" *puts letter down* "Get me Rudolph." *What on earth are you saying? First you thought I was trying to support the claim made in the headline, now you want "evidence" of a bill that hasn't even passed the House yet. All there is is analysis and snap judgment at that.* ** ** Dammit I always end up watching too many suggestions after anything done by vice. Always ending with the Krokodil one. Released on bail?? ಠ ಠ Even if you have what happened on video tape and it shows that you're completely Innocent? If you come to Gary I will take your surf board. Consecutively? Is that a bad thing? You'd be giving up a lot of it's value, and probably get some from collectors. Only three of them have noses North Texan here. I think I speak for all sane people in the area when I say . Followed up by "Jail this dirtbag," of course. Seeing that face always makes me go Taking the "friendzone" to a sticky new level. Dat Wiggle. A fucking city.... This would be a good match up, but i feel faber may dominate the stand up as rouseys striking is yet to be proven imo. Will fabers takedown defense be enough to neutralize rouseys top totch grappling and keep the fight standing? Did you read his blog post about how his images are perfectly fine and he can't control our bad monitors? IAE doubtful that they could maintain an erection with another man there? Thanks for being the cancer killing the internet and all things fun. It's googling me with its eyes Reading paces are different for anyone. I kind of read faster than my friends (I crashed through The Fountainhead in no more than three sittings ) and I don't mean to, guess I just get too excited or engrossed or something. I also know that by reading at a faster pace, I often miss certain little details or parts of the story, and in consequence, second readings are more enjoyable in realizing what I've missed, and thus making the story feel more expansive. And yet he is under 1 kd Let me guess? He's rewriting the part about finally getting sober. I was reading the first half of that and suddenly it escalated into... Legal officer is not pleased with your tone. sorry to have offended you all with my innocuous observation. i know how difficult it can be to notice physical similarities........ Firecrackers? are these edibles too? I can confirm that PonyLiberator DOES NOT work with the new update. Now to wait for PL to get updated...I give it 3 days It's funny because it's not that funny. You know this feeling? Or something like: "Some people just want to see the world burn". Right on. I'll keep an eye out for you if I see anyone else trading a Rebel Yell on here. I'm pretty much on Reddit all day at work One of my favorite sounds. I had no idea it was evil... Seriously. Last year my boss gave me a canister of peanuts.... Wow! I can't believe this actually happened to you! This video is how I gauge people sometimes. If they laugh at this video, I know that we have the same sense of humor and will get along. If they give me , I know our friendship is doomed This is so outrageously well done, I'm pissed. Edit: goddammit, Reddit. I know they used to at least. I won a gift certificate for one there a few years back, in a beard contest no less . Please say this is sarcasm. Ah yes, the millions of Christians that murder their own families. The feeling of period blood?? Well your mom sounds great but I'm at your dad. Vernacular and 'lol' should never bel in the same sentence. So, by your analogy, every person whose profile photo that comes remotely close should be compared to Hitler? "Check this box for Jewish seasoning" Makes me smile your in some sort of friendly zone. Doesn't the first profile pic cover up look like a smart cover? (づ )づ That's the most frustrating thing -- I'm 100% forward with just about everyone. Congrats and enjoy ┌( )┘ Where have I seen this before! I was griefed on a server, but instead of stealing my diamonds, the griefer made hoes. I ended up with 10 diamond hoes. I also left my respirator back at school, but a dust mask and bandana are better then nothing right?! I've been doing this long enough to know that it's better to be safe now then pay for it later. If it was a one time thing maybe I would skip it, but I've spent a good part of my youth playing with caustic materials. Unfortunately it adds up. That being said I didn't wear gloves because I couldn't find any so I basically washed my hands with acetone... So it never progressed to the level that it got to the first night...and yet you still choked her? Notice that they don't eat with them in the video? You might want to get yourself tested... Either you accidentally a word or my english skills are too lousy to get your point *friend* what are you doing? **me** watching a dog fuck a chicken... Don't ruin this for me. Clearly the girl melted the rail with her hormones... Time to start protecting my second amendment? You haven't posted anything I'm... What? Wait, churches are protected zones? I was fucking a chick in a public pool once, I was standing in the hot tub on the seat and she was on all fours on the edge of it, and I was raw dogging her doggy style. That's when I noticed the guy walking his dog, on the phone with the cops never again There['](/r/pics/comments/n0puh/my_neighbor_wins_christmas/ "I'm on to you, 'UpvoteThisRepost'. ")s a house under there? Removed Some 1337 h4x pros yesterday DEMANDED I give them final killcam for their trickshots. I told them to fuck off because they're trying to land a crazy shot for imaginary style points in a virtual game. Also they weren't even recording anything Oh dear lord the file was found season 6 was right after they moved the series to LA still angry about that. Although there were some great comedic episodes. I loved season 8 and some of 9, robert patrick is a good actor. I'm afraid that you fell victim to a lame marketing gimmick. Krap, I found a funny image of a guy with a blow up squid, thought I linked to the image only. Link the pic... no... no one noticed... Is that supposed to be sexual. The fuck did I just watch I was excited for my Wisconsin to be closed. But instead I got some measly ol' slushy crap... *** *** Nu I know this feeling. Sounds like the laziest munchausens patient on the planet I loved staying up late and watching this show. I was a morbid little brat, and I thought the crypt keeper was hilarious. But then again I'm the girl afraid of clowns. As a Mexican who enjoys Pixar I can neither confirm or deny this picture. Difference is these are actually in fairly short supply. I've still got 20,000 candy corn clogging up my guild bank and two alts, and the TP isn't going to run out any time soon either /r/atheism is one of my favorite subreddits. I used this excuse once (as Aunt Flow was actually in town) and my date looks at me and tells met that he likes how it tastes... Nancy Drew: SUPER SLEUTH In the back seat of the 80 yr old neighbor's Cadillac inside of her closed garage - Across the street from my fraternity... The only way into the garage is though the house That is pretty disturbing. Bizarre lives up to his name....... ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Of the street sign. this is marketed and sold to people who drive semi trucks.... Why so much PVC? OMG I love my iPhone and the ease of use on screen keyboard :/ Sauce pls? Never playing scrabble with you . Well. I guess if you don't like circumcised penises, I will just go ahead and not have sex with you. I got nothin! That's why I here. Oh god I no good stories. How did I get here. Really? I shouldn't have to even type the shit twice so please see my previous comment and then proceed to never give anyone advice ever again. Am I the only one who likes Reddit just the way it is? JB pukes every time she opens her mouth. Yeah, me either. I'm still not, but now I have to poo. How could they not fix that Don't smear the feces all the way up your crack and onto your back. What are you, some kind of animal? "Oh snap my cousins are raping my Christmas gift in the other room. Should I go look?" No. Please log off of Reddit immediately and commence bashing your head into a wall. What are you wearing Except that he probably doesn't want to lose the girl as a friend... Ohhh I get it now, lol. Don't mind me .. It's 6:46 AM where I'm at. I don't even know what's supposed to happen this early. Nice shot! I especially appreciate it seeing as how I have a hard time getting my dogs not to look like a blurry streak in every. Single. Picture. Ever. That's a disturbing thought... First time I hear the Volvo driver gets killed You know this feeling? I didn't really think about it that way. You're right though, people gotta get what's around unless they grow in my town. There's some minute competition between dealers here but not enough to make a difference. Prices went down a bit because everyone's after Opiate pain pills and Heroin. I can't really add much more to your post because you pretty much hit the nail right on the head. One thing I wonder is how would they go about people growing their own? I mean, I can legally grow a few tobacco plants at my house right? The eagle's face: ...She have names for her breast Sure as hell do. Especially at my inlaws... They hand out presents one at a time and everyone has to sit and watch each person open one present and hold it up. While everyone in the house is staring at you with that weird smile of anticipation. Wow!! Great picture! So glad you posted this here instead of FaceBook! Now it's on the front page because it is such an interesting picture! now i know where this email came from He knew what he was doing... Ummmm... I'm shorter than Frodo. damn... I got this at $73 ... Wishful thinking. I safely opened this at work. >Sure as hell do. Especially at my inlaws... They hand out presents one at a time and everyone has to sit and watch each person open one present and hold it up. While everyone in the house is staring at you with that weird smile or anticipation. will ferrell tweeted this... This is news to me, I have never heard of it coming three mags....please say this is a joke. Otherwise I have some stores to talk to ... Right your first song I had a girlfriend from sweden in the past that her last name was Hägglund, distant relationship with the company founders, let me tell ya, she was a rough terrain vehicle too... I agree, but I don't think this is the place for this since he is no longer with Goggle. Unless of course he's the one who pulled the plug in the first place... lol wut They were all so amazing and scenic...then I got to the severed body.. I actually try to look nice and bright when checking someone out. The is just my usual stare. i enjoy your submitted history I have one and it doesn't say "masters" > If this was aSoIaF, I wouldn't bat an eye at that, but in WoT ... > that's fucking malpractice Most of the time... Well that was a smart idea... We should place an armed officer at every street corner. What is the point? I don't get it. All they're doing is reaffirming the argument that godlessness is equivalent to immorality. Stupid. Hey, I don't believe in god, look at my pussy. Half of the price? Pics or it didn't happen! This does not constitute a wallpaper Read that as "his penchant for cocks". I never forget to carry the 3 Why are we let outside.... Hahaha I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE. Wait, what? I don't remember that part. Who said that? He knows what i'm thinking about his mom.... Did...did you honestly not realize that was intentional? Holy shit, this is the third or fourth time I've seen this story posted **within one day.** My question is why didn't you buy those games 8 to 5 years ago? I just thought of something almost equally awkward. The 2nd year I went to their Christmas with my then fiancée is when they decided to prank gift me. I don't remember what it was but I remember trying to play it off like I freaking LOVED it. Everyone laughed. My face always goes firetruck red whenever I get embarrassed too. Was the cop a coincidence or do you think OP would lie to us? all of them at the shop, because none of them run NOBODY CLICK THIS!!! IT'S 3 **OLD** ASAIN GAY GUYS DOIN IT!!! ** ** The fact that she aggressively delivers flatulence has made her so much more attractive to me. Hmmmm... I didn't stay why do you keep being wrong I'd love to, but I'm not your type. I'm a dude. Just wanted to pay the compliment No NinjaGinger666 You said they were unfunny. So I said I thought they were funny. Are you confused or something? Holy shit. I don't know if I should upvote or downvote. This is the first time I'm having that feeling on reddit. I'm just not going to vote at all. TIL... Why is this a thing? It is Man who's this guy. I got this reference... No one is lecturing you, if you feel like being over sensitive that's your issue. Your username and comment combo make me I'm 15 I don't think you've ever been to sparkhill have you ಠ_ ... People and one set of boobies I think someone already did this I like to imagine this kid going to his mom with a drawing like, "Look mommy, it's a cave!:D" " " Afraid to go through them again for something that was your doctors fault. Makes sense. When I was told without context from a Neurologist that I have Pseudotumor Cerebri (Idiopathic Intracranial Hypertension for the tech-term lovers) and will probably need a lumbar puncture (or multiple over the remainder of my life). He said it so fast all I put together was "Cerebral Tumor" What the hell! You're not even fat! Eh as long as hosed off first I think that'd be alright. You mean " " You people do realize that chickens occur naturally in nature on many islands in the world. Seriously why is everyone acting like the idea of a wild chicken makes thing fake. Last summer I was cleaning out the inside of the window AC from outside and my daughter turned it on. Fan nearly chopped my fingers off. YES PLS Dear god! That (lack of) spelling... Especially if they're *squid* women The brave will be forever now. She is everywhere Jewboy.....EVERYWHERE Wow, you could sell a couple of the keys and get your money back and still have like $200 worth of games. "Ask me how I know. " HACKEY SACK We treat psychiactric evaluation as sort of taboo, like "Oh you're going to see a psychologist? ." Used sanitary towels stuck on the mirror and writing in blood next to them, 'I'm AIDS positive' I think FOXNews reported that first. No, this will not be a thing even the lemon... I'm a guy though, but I frequent ladyboners so I know what is liked over there. >I'm a med student and this makes me fear the origin of the cadavers at our **faculty** shaddup, She's so right I figured it would be full of "tits or GTFO". Way to be that guy As a female, and Barinade being my least favorite boss thanks for making that connection. Never go full pedo. *Consumers* Sunset Cliffs in OB can rival windansea any day of the week and you don't have to deal with rich, spoiled locals who fight about who's preschool is closer to the beach. i really hope that is your facial hair,not your pub Requires iOS 6.0 or later. I can show you a weird position that's pretty comfortable. I bet you're the guy who owns that Lyra plush So your the guy that took that username The hell is the thumb?? ಠ_ಠ Learn your facts before you spew them out of your fingertips. You must take a CHL course in Texas carry concealed. Your weapon, when concealed, cannot print or you are criminally liable. Texas isn't even an open carry state. I think this is the first refference I get. Toad stool. You claim to be a muslim, yet call islam fucked up and yet use (pbuh) next to the prophet's name... Tolkien didn't write Sci-Fi I tried this on my friend and she agreed with me. Thanks everyone, I'll go check out some forums. There is a ticking noise on my truck and it seems to be coming from under one of my valve covers. I checked the torques of my rocker arms and they are fine. When the engine cold starts its really loud and always present, but once the engine warms up it goes away, or comes and goes. I was thinking it is a stuck lifter, and I'm going to rebuild the engine once it dies, but the ticking is making me lose my marbles I had to up vote but ... Dumb drunk people acting dumb... Portals are real That's a user, not a subreddit Hmm, it's pretty sticky... must be some soda or something... Will this ever get old Inc. Aphrolift's Blitzstar in offline tournaments .. Should have been a penalty You mean they aren't? 29 Oh. God . Garde moi des Reese's ( ) Had a somewhat same predicament before I graduated from high school. English teacher had a picture of himself on FB of him completely naked and just a taco in front of his shlong while he held the taco with a certain face..... Safe to say he was soon asked to leave. Hope your friend is hot. and female/male (according to your sexual preference). and consenting . ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ EDIT: oh no, not cheese sushi again During? While its a fantastic idea in theory, the application has a high potential for "eww factor." As filthy as theaters are, it seems an awful idea to add a big creasy bag to the equation. Who knoweth the horrors to be found in thy folds! The best I've gotten is m4m missed connections ads It's a Corgy. And dentistry... You put the whole joke in the title... I saw "She is almost twelve" and I was like "Weapons free" 30 seconds in some guy says they're not clear to fire... "bush" Pants shitting becomes cool. (God, please ) I can't wait to see how this all works in a multi-tenant environment. I recommend checking with a doctor. Dude... Wait a minute....have you been to serenity games? Wookie? Son I am disappoint. I uh...I understand the term "follow through" to mean something else entirely Can someone please educate this kid. I'm not really in the mood Everyone's saying you're a bad parent, but they're missing one important thing- You Reddit ლ( ლ) mfw I see all of you believing this is an actual screenshot on facebook and not made up. Your username, it's...somewhat disturbing >God, what the hell is wrong with me? I think pinkie looked a bit thicker in the wonderbolt episode when she was checking the mailbox. I swear she was thicker and then when she turned around she was the same as applejack Stratego is the game of the year, every year? Think that's bad? Try Ttotm... So much in that shit. Your comment made me go back and notice that his tattoo *doesn't even go all the way around.* from a distance, it doesnt look like your cat It's amazing how much our generation takes privacy for granite. I mean this is a modern day equivalent of looking through an ex's mail and justifying it to yourself by claiming she should have picked it up quicker "...so you can see the model from all sides" Looks at user name... Why the fuck do you know this? There were lots of lights, not diffused like a photographer would have used, plus the flash and my cheeks have pretty shinny spots right on the apples. Am I the only one around here who doesn't think that gay porn is a bad thing? Almost read that as "*The hole of the husband is also being probed...*" Of course :) this is my happy place Normal huh..... Those SEALs handled the situation so much better ლ( ლ) Way to ruin a little girl's joke. There's a step forward. DAE upvote to the left!?? Sagan de grass Tyson lol no karma but spoilers Disappointed that nobody has yet made a pun about a navel exploration game >take all the kids you find I have a recurring venue in my dreams! It's a Scottish castle on a peninsula surrounded by choppy, stormy seas. The very end of the castle has a large glass dome that allows people to watch the water and the storm. I guess it's my dream home... The "Go" space on Catopoly is "Scat" Wat You should just force yourself to watch the whole video. You'll soak in some mannerisms of a pedophile and know the telltale signs. When the lady kissed him and he rolled his eyes..... let's not get raped or kissed by perverts out there people. Super. And gone again ... Yeah. Ending ridiculously generous tax cuts on the wealthiest people in the U.S. is exactly the same as Nazis rounding up Jews, shooting them in the heads, and dumping them in a ditch. Exactly. The same. I just remembered this is the thread with the beginning of the cum box. A terrible person That would hurt the stock. The common sense is strong with this one . Abuse of free USPS boxes is against federal law. Yeah. I could see it too Shen and vlad.... Let's remember Rediquette and not just downvote because this comment isn't participating in the left wing circlejerk. I fail to see how his or her comment isn't adding to the discussion. I wouldn't normally post about imaginary Internet karma but why hide someone's comment purely for expressing a different opinion? Did you design the oil cooler on the 6.0? You have ten different mounts in your action bars Yeah, they don't do that nicely all on their own already or anything... Sion and Cassiopeia Thanks for putting that image in my head WTF that's not a dildo.... Or is it ಠ ಠ `*`ahem`*`..***little people*** umad? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Thank god, I thought it was a stick mixer Yes, so-called "nationalists" often say this but it doesn't make it any less nonsense. Immigrants can be racist as hell - including against Swedes - yet ethnic Swedes are definitely not the biggest victims of racism in Sweden. Since ethnic Swedes are the vast majority in all institutions able to discriminate (schools, hospitals, companies, etc) it would be ridiculous to claim that often poverty-ridden immigrants are able to wield the social power necessary to cause widespread discrimination. He reminds me of myself today... Whenever I see brands referenced properly like, "JELLO-O" instead of Jello, I am *highly* suspicious. Gloves. Ezreal and Talon. Exactly! It really can only go uphill from there. Oh and did I mention there was a drug dealer there with a bulletproof vest and a .45 in a chest holster? Um...yes. We do. . I feel...I feel...shame. So much shame. That whole "legitimate rape" thing. Great Scott! I feel like you're not telling me something. You also make this face, apparently: ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Offer him a chance to write for your blog FFS: how many hints does the dude have to drop? 'Are British girls hotter than American girls?' I've been asked this several times playing CoD. I stopped turning my mic on. She was a he. If the key were with the shirt it would make all the effort worth while and significantly reduce the odds of getting this reaction: If it was illegal, they wouldn't still be releasing it with iOS updates Unless the tapeworm is his penis How many dead ones? Blow it up your ass, you spamming goat! ┌∩┐ ┌∩┐ One guy for the whole town . Above water? Wat OP is a fag and who the fuck thought it was necessary to photoshop an already great ass? Holy ლ( ლ) shit! Haha, Jim and I just had lunch, he said you still owe him $20.00 Currently posting from the game. I've never heard the terms "eligible", "69", and "receiver" used so frequently in tandem with each other. Yes... I trusted you... Yes. Run play-action before you've ever run a running play. Wait what? same here but different name any chance of name? i think the girls a classmate of mine So who DID you kill? You don't have Quiktrips?!? Where do you buy taquitoes?! Oh god. He is wearing silk boxers. Fuck NO! >And :lol: @ talking about the curse like there are rules to a curse She divorced at 17? But your chocolate lab's coming back from the farm, right? Her left boob unsettles me. Last week, it was just a blurry picture of a guy with a troll face shirt on. the first thing that came to mind was: armpit breath silly Kam, you gotta let the receiver catch the ball and score, then its not a personal foul....... Seriously I can see why you're such a hit with the ladies... Please just stop Umm...It didn't have damage already The hog feeder plays mw3 also? You follow me everywhere. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ He's playing chess obviously learn 2 on your phone They're like 10... Trident splash commercial playing on tv in the background She needs to eat a pork chop or two... I'd still do her tho. "Because god" "because /r/atheism" I read this assuming you were male, had me all like This guy's past submission as furry Hitler.. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Thanks. >**Fingerless** Gloves. ; Yes it does. I copied and pasted into the shortcuts on my iPhone. Every time I type in a shortcut, it autocorrects to Shhh... *puts candy cane in my anus* wait... ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ i know dat feel bro ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Oh, yes, because having sales are all about fucking over the customers ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ 5-10% amber...some milky, and quite a bit of clear. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ oh my god Well, technically, this video is a mirror image. ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ I honestly didn't think that was a necklace.. I didn't even know there was a dropdown arrow until now! Thank you! my only regret is that I can only give you one upvote! You forgot to mention, no dick pic, unless you already sent it Thanks! I think that must have been what happened! ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ But Morocco isn't in the Middle East ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ but they also used a communal sponge on a stick to wipe ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ I use Alien Blue to Reddit almost exclusively. It's that awesome. An upgrade to reddit allows you to do cool things like and tag people Why do I have you tagged as "I love trannys" ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ holy fuck you have changed my mobile browsing life forever, thank you ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Can't believe I've had this app for months and never knew that ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ This is more than my comp is worth. I have an alienware. Oil spill black? I prefer dark coffee! L so it does, nifty LE FAGIT ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ >Your non-argument is amusing, and oh-so-imaginative. Totally not parroting, because nobody's responded as you have Omg I use blue alien and never knew about this ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ... Fantastic Weird I would get it, but there is no native way to deal with the P2P wanting to constantly max my upload. I should not have to pay to be a miniature server for them . My favorite part about this picture is that she's happy. Oh and ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ He looks great, but his side after picture... ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ weeeeeee No. Because you're a woman. You have no place on swings or taking swings. Go back inside. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ WOAH! Had no idea. Thanks for the tip. Wow, that was a dick response. Way to evade the criticism--you knew what he meant. T ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Can't tell if quoting Demi lovato or Neyo . Right??? I can't stop now. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ I just made a shortcut on my phone to auto correct aa to ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ This should have more upvotes...why doesn't this have more upvotes ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ And you are a moron My middle name is not Jihad. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Be a good boy and buy him a proper one as a gift ಠ_ಠ Is, is that a dragon fleshlight? ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ holy moly This is Awಠs_oಠme! My issue isn't really aiming so much as hitting things but not getting hitmarkers. I have the same issue with tank shell vs choppers though. Lots of dust clouds. I even got a hitmarker on a Little Bird pilot with a T-90 shot without killing him or destroying the chopper. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Spoken like a true man. nicolas anelka, because he can replace the coach too. I think he was replying to the actual link I posted to in general, outside of the context of what I wrote. I don't know if it's look worthy. Maybe more like ʘ_ಠ. Which is fair, I didn't post the text of the actual article I wrote -- I didn't want to waste that much effort on something that only mildly bothered me -- I just wanted to see what other people's thoughts were on such a thing, and if this was a common practice with magazines, journals like this, etc. > Just keep your seed out of the kids' gifts. Could someone who has already read this give a brief summary. It's nearly 50 pages and has no TL;DR. To me that's like my buddy and his ex referring to their kids age as 60 months old.... I had this problem at one point, turned out to be my new air freshener I kind of want to know why you are commenting on a 128 day old post. so? ....................................................................... Yes. ............................. With comments such as that, you too clearly show your surface value lack of understanding on the issue. When you are that uneducated on a specific issue, it is much better to stay quiet than to talk and sound foolish. "Every single time I try to eat bacon" I put my cats on the desk with me? 13 hours? WTF. We knew parents like you when I was growing up -- their kids had to go to bed at 6:30pm (when the Polka Dot Door show ended), and nobody saw the kids again until the next day. This was torture for those kids, and never affected me negatively by getting "just" eight hours at the same age. I can't imagine this helping anyone except for you (the parent) watch tv or work on your hobbies. So it's 6:00 AM in Wellington but your comment was 8 hours ago. Also enjoy the wonderfull lung vein image thing serving as background on sharing .. I'm late, but.... What other ones then? I don't know what them means. The one splash art that comes closest to resembling a human being is deemed ugly. You guys play videogames too much I'm scared of working there now...**dismemberment** insurance Thinking Monty Python is not funny. I see how it it is, bringing out the big guns *looks at real dollar bill* why is that drawing so much better This is easily the hottest thing I've ever seen. When she asks why is he having second thoughts while starting to ride the guy did I for me. Am I twisted? I'm now afraid to get a hamburger Pay monthly for a calculator .... Sounds legit YES MOST ARE What are doing Santa ? PedoJones has standards. Can't be sexing ugly children, that's just wrong. He doesn't deserve 25 downvotes . And they're wondering why Catholics are leaving the Church in droves. It just makes me facepalm on the hierarchy getting more conservative. Where the only recent change they make is a few lines in the Mass?! "a anthropology degree" No fucking kidding I ended up as a diagram. I got all excited that this article was going to be about Literary VS Non-Literary fiction. But nope. Just an offhand statement that pretty much had nothing to do with the overall point of the article. Keep on keepin' on, /r/books. Please tell me something was wrong with the ds before you took it apart ლ( ლ) I just wish shootings didn't happen. Fuckin americans. hey dmdb :D good times killing you(after you killed my friendლ( ლ)) No, but I am I remember being like 6 and finding this in my moms room and using it on my back ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ 86 TheGameBuyer That sounds like the definition of a Douche... That and TFC. Staaahhhhhp This is the first time I've made face in real life. You poor soul.... That beard <----- look of total jealousy. Shaming your kid across the interweb? Sounds like awesome parenting to me. TIL people think "telnet" is an easter egg. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Black Friday. Elfie pickle-pants. Is it wrong that my first thought of this was as something that would be used in an athletes foot, or *whatever-you-want-to-sell-me-now-for-foot-related-whatever*, horror sales gimmick or miracle fix ad? Maybe I'm to jaded. No disrespect to your friend, s/he has their foot in my thoughts. So the DJ is a dumbass for playing music **YOU** don't like... Someone's not so optimist. There'd be so many girls left. What's retarded is that I'm gullible enough to believe what he said about the circle. *No, we don't notice anything* Nice repost. Damn...maybe I'm autistic. ... ( ) ( )ノ-■-■ Not sure if I believe you. Yeah and those family secrets are the ones we have to post on facebook Part of the problem you *uncle Tom* Why? Because they don't goose step through your house with their shoes on like a bunch of fucking douche canoes? We don't pull that shit in Canada either. Wake up America, this may be why the rest of the world hates you That's enough internet for today. No need to undermine Dr. King's work. HOLY JESUS GODDAMN SHITBALLS.... Elvis McJingles Hmm, never heard of this sub reddi- ಠ ಠ Wish I would have heard about this before I spent an hour troubleshooting the Netflix on my new Apple TV. Yes, yes I are. I started 3 different seasons, and each time in week 1, Reggie Bush got injured. Not new news Hugh Grant is the biggest dumbass for cheating on her. He had ELIZABETH HURLEY!!! And ruined everything with a hideous prostitute. Quit it Every single reply ಠಠ ಠಠ Son. You fukt up >ಠ ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Whenever I pop a (condition removing) well below me, don't run away from it. Necro's don't have friendly fire. Yeah, they're better, but it's still trivial to dive past the first 6ish levels. I've seen a not particularly fed amumu diving past 3 turrets for a kill around level 11-12 Someone give us sourceeeeeee Hmm 16, seems like a prime age for parenthood... I'm sure that you're 100% ready to be a fulfilling and capable father to a baby boy or girl....... ಠ ಠ How dare these statistics compare the jets to the Red Sox All i want for Christmas is.... A silencer goddamnit This is not in the code of chivalry BiA on just a loader? A box is the easiest thing you could possibly wrap There is a typo in the acting section. The only solution: Cuddle in the crate with the dog cool bro I get 19 d/l and 2 up Nothing ^ಠ ^ಠ Ok..... not sure if you're reading comprehension is on a first grade level or you're a little slow in general, or you're giving trolling a halfhearted attempt, but either way you're not making a point at all. As you quoted so kindly, the statement asked 'whether or not' and I made the case for why neither he nor his statement were racist. I want one with the alien making the face. Do we have to post our family problems on facebook? If I ever get a successful post in /r/funny, I'll make something That snowman outfit Wow I {can't believe I} just just said that Did any one hear Rameez Raja off the mic there? Then that makes r/gonewild a terrible terrible place I'd have an awkward silent stare-down with a girl I haven't talked to since the 6th grade NO NAMES. Please don't talk about win-loss patterns on /r/49ers Careful, this guy wants to have his way with you and then bury you under a tree in his back yard It's like he's giving us the same gift someone has already given us..Just for the credit, on Christmas! What kind of asshole posts an ad, then *leaves town*? Whats the other use? I went to Prom with one of the hottest chicks in school because she was trying to get back at her boyfriend. So her group of friends had rented this luxurious limo to ride in and booked a bachelor pad of a hotel room to party in after prom night. And most of the guys in the car were 25+ year old dudes ಠ_ಠ Anyway, I felt waaay out of place the entire night. Later on, as we were driving to the hotel room to start the after prom party, one of the guys handed me a tall glass of Jagermeister. And before this day, I had never drank any sort of alcohol (nor did I know how to drink alcohol properly). It smelled sweet and every other guy was drinking it, so I just chugged the full glass in 1 second. Everyone looked at me in shock, like, "Damn, this kid can handle his shit!" It made me feel pretty manly and I'll admit, I liked it. But then the same handed me another tall glass and having not felt the full affect of the first glass just yet, I chugged the second one without hesitation. I got even more props than I did before. So we get to the hotel room, everyone unpacks the snacks, beer etc. and as my date goes to the bathroom to change from her prom dress, I get dizzy as fuck, puke all over her face and dress, start having an anxiety attack, literally started shitting my pants cause of the panic, fell in the bathtub which was full (???) and knocked out. I woke up the next morning in my bed somehow. And till this day, I won't forget the faces I got from my parents and school mates the rest of the year. Dat white balance Internet Explorer Am I the only one on the Internet who doesn't give two flying fucks about GT-Rs? Yes I grew up playing Gran Tourismo and honestly it pisses me off that the game is skewed. You could put a higher horse, lighter AWD against a Skyline and lose, why? Because the owner of the franchise is a fanboy. (Also explaines why there are a solid two dozen Skylines in GT5 including a test mule "mask".) In doing so he's made fanboys out of a generation of kids (now in their twenties) that have never seen one in person. All hail a blatant lie propagated by journalists and gamer punks that know you'll never know the difference. Skyline! Skyline! Give me a fuckin' break. Speed... So, how did this scar happen? In a different form perhaps. I apologize for agreeing with you I held the door open for an Indian coworker once and asked her if there were any traditions like that in India. She said that in India women open the doors for the men. It might be view> keywords too I can't remember. If you can't find it try cmd + shft + k I think that was the short cut. Oh man my memory... ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Playthroughs I havn't. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ damn right we have snowmen! What time..? Voltorb is a pokeball with eyes and when it evolves it flips upside down * * Yes .... Fact .... As a College Student I have the opposite problem. I usually wake up super early on Christmas Day 5 am or 6 am but my 8 year old brother who wakes up early every day wakes up late on Christmas I usually wake him up to open presents or wait around for everyone to wake up. GIFTS! You're not training your dog properly. Confine your dog with paper on the floor. Bring the dirty paper outside and have him smell it. He will probably go again. Do this for a couple days. Be consistent. Don't beat your animal. Bring him to the same place to go. He will learn. Stupid humans! Then what are you doing on his Reddit account? Hell, how do you even know about Reddit? Your mother is an amazing person and a wonderful human being. Tell her to create an account and post this in /r/stories and I will upvote the bloody hell out of it. I will not, however, give *you* karma in /r/pics for it.. *** *** And then you punch them in their stupid faces right? On one hand, it's..*kind of* cool, as in not like all the other shows where everyone stays the same age mentally and physically forever, but I'm actually worried about the whole aging thing, cause that means the show will have to end, eventually.. DONOT to drive in 4WD? >"hahahahahahaha!/ fuck off" (Republic_of_Brdistan). That link was already purple. Well, thats where you need to start then... Keep a record.. Check out prices... Same as an other kind of budgeting... Asking people to give blanket advice isnt going to help, all that is all over this subreddit... Read that and use that if you like, but if you want something that will actually work for just you in just your situation then you need to give specifics Just from what you said though, frozen waffles?? Like eggos??? Pretty expensive... There is a difference... There is always FUT offline I read "Rokmen" as "Pokemon" for a moment and was all . Scoop nose bullshit... serves him right. How would you know this?! I feel a bit weird hearing this comment from the "Penetrator15" How to skin something. Or someone. Thanks uncle yeah, i was gonna say... what bizarro call center does OP work for? i helped almost 100 customers today. Merry Christmas to you too. Never once became a dick after not smoking. Sounds like that time of the month I know the other reply is more disturbing but still, what the fuck Am I the only one asking myself why you left the house with a fire in the fireplace? Simple, firm "No, I'm not giving you the key" probably would have been enough to "nip it in the bud". Toss in a for extra emphasis if you like. Come on now. Only Jesus would be the correct answer. Jesus is the ONLY answer. Am I the only one that sees the jimmy hat in the upper left Dem. Shorts. ┌∩┐ ┌∩┐ It's Fox News. We're you expecting something reliable? "Bake shop" Ok, rebutal: **THEY'RE FUCKING SPEED ON THE HIGHWAY WITH A METRIC FUCKTON OF PEOPLE THERE AND SWERVING IN BETWEEN LANES!** Thus, they're morons And when she's married to another man Wat.... Yes.... "game".... You following me? Why would you be? I got $40 and a fridge magnet. *I* ain't even mad. Me three! Damn Mayan Zombies, stealing all our candy canes... In a cross-faction era? Are you playing with teemo [Very punny, Reddit. ](/r/verypunny) Peas? Are those sweet potato fries? ( ) This became less entertaining when you told me it was porn I can do that in Los Angeles (aka home) I am in complete shock right now. I was showing my mother (ecorrea) reddit earlier when she insisted I make her an account so she can comment. She told me she made her first comment as she was posting never did I think this would happen. Haha I love you mom! You are the coolest! Wait till she wakes up in the morning and I have to explain karma to her . Proud son I am Why? It's not different enough to stand out to anyone who's not a close follower. The colors are the same so I don't think there's some merchandise conspiracy. I think some one is just trying to get the graphic designers to shut their mouths - or open them( ). You know, after seeing that face hundreds of times, I -finally- realized that the eye characters say 'ohkayo'. Makes me wonder how many other people just look at it and think 'what is with those characters?'. I literally had a whole paragraph typed out but this basically sums it up......... You're a fucking creep. My dad gave me yesterday something wrapped in paper. It looked like a roll of money and I know they live with like 250$ per month which is a low salary in Albania. I carefully opened it only to discover a sausage in it. not Retina but nice nonetheless I haven't heard "finger cots" in years. I remember back in the 5th grade, Catholic school. David P. brought in a handful and demonstrated. The nuns promptly went and freaked that he brought in condoms. I still vividly recall him yelling, "But they are finger cots!" as he was dragged to the principal's office- a place not unknown to him. Sorry for tangent. That just put me in the way back machine about 25 yrs. Novelty account Why would you need to wait for google maps? The iPhone has maps integrated into it and there are plenty of other great mapping services if your too stupid to figure out any minor directions issues that ALL routing services have. Or, if you are that petty, you can just go to the Google mapping site in your browser. What's the problem? Ohhhh you wanted to make a tired joke! Hhahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa..... ... Maining a trade server... Reddit spreads fast. The first time I saw the "yes" thing I was like "This guy is hilarious!" but then it turned to ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ My advice is to reply to messages initiated after receiving the "You both rated each other highly!" message . I didn't assume you always look to askmen as a compass of propriety, I asked. After you had asked askmen a question of propriety. "Revolution," "Jaguar," and especially "XBOX" are all trying too hard. The era of the intimidating hurr durr names is over. Microsoft already had a gaming department with a way more kickass name, SIDEfuckingWINDER. Even Kinect would've been a much better name for the console itself. It's gonna be extra lame if they go ahead and make the next one a "Xbox 720" That is not pi Cannot be unheard While you were at it, you should have talked about the cum box too. Dude, she's his sister Predator drone. ... that's an awful low frequency to try to hum You say others have a shitty life, and you tell others to do something with their life, yet you are here on reddit, saying these things. but at what cost Mother of God i'm in saskatoon and it hit -34 not including the windchill last night Driving the fam home. my co-workers in vancover a balmy +3 last night I got $100 dollars to forever 21 from my grandma. Sounds like something people roll at to me. Are you sure the wasn't just the look of people rolling balls? Or perhaps jealousy if you're area is currently dry. I wouldn't let it bother you. Ghosts can age? Good album. Already have it. Thanks anyway YOU DON'T SAY? YOU DON'T SAY? It's not for me. Excuse me? Don't you *know* Harper is christian!? We may use a 7 year old article to inform everyone of how ignorant he is, but he uses a 2000 year old sheep herder manual to **justify stoning people!** ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Is that a condom... Glad you didn't turn that into T-rexion How do you know that? You took a key you weren't going to use? Sounds like sheeple fan boy talk to me. lens-flared explosions! I Ike to think its all the Catholics on reddit needing to make confession for the end of the year so they found confession bear to be likable than the priest That's a 'duh'. yeah, it was. I do feel like an ass, but at least MY giftee got his...I think, hasn't confirmed yet [](/yuno) y u no rape me anymore? I did not know this...... dafuq? Have you tried downloading it. Got pretty far and my game glitched out an item I needed and couldnt finish I asked out a girl I was familiar with that worked at a campus snack bar. Her boss called the cops on me. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I should down vote all of you for getting that stuck in my head. My nephew shares my birth date. I got a trolling phone call from my sister telling me I was an uncle, purposefully not mentioning my birthday Mhmm... as with skill capes Every now and then Mad Mike will come out with some kind of high-velocity rocket launcher that is *instantly lethal* to my 50 Axton. I think he cost me half a million bucks in New-U fees once! ┌∩┐ ┌∩┐ Ty, sir! Well it took me a loooooooong time to become a permanent resident of 'MERICUH (over 19 years ) and with several instances of 1 step forward, 2 steps back with my career, it took me a long time to afford my, realistic, dream car :D I walked my ass off this summer. 2.5mi a day, three days a week, for at least 3 and a half months straight... Until I screwed up my ankle. I'm back to the gym again soon, though, because fat loss is making certain parts a little droopier than they used to be. Someone actually down voted me. I feel so gay now, I shouldn't watched the whole video... $15 is my limit You being serious? That's average price for a professional lens used in commercial photography. Have you picked up a magazine recently or viewed a static web ad or...? My First look at title: ( ) Except for the awful 12 year old boy haircut I see whatcha did there... Then stahp It appears to me that you have a glare simultaneously going through the screens. Just the tip? I know I know I know.... but still X No? What did you learn it from? Because it can't be experience. While I'm aware it's *lazy*subtlephotoshop, that streak of blue you left on his shirt disappoints me. MFW I used to own an SV650 (same bike) and i've done this with a friend Wow this is the first time i see mr tingle say his secret magic words without his costume ( dude in the back ) Damn it, my witchcraft only strips all the attachments from my primary weapon The sub to news subreddits and unsub from meme and humor subs I can't tell if this is a real thing people do or not. Do you even know what "fractal" means? Oh, great, another voice from our former oppressors... I'm sure your dumbass opinion will be well received here. Meegwetch very much! I'm just about falling asleep here so I'll only add one thing. I'd just like to add that you guys aren't alone when it comes to this government acting without consultation . Thanks. NOW THERE WILL BE NO SLEEP Fat?? Or every post I make, ever. Funny story.. I'm a zombie fanatic so my friend said "wait till you see the walking dead cake I got you!" how the hell did you lose a ton of weight, you look skinny here. "Internet" articles I cannot unsee the image that my mind has portrayed. Manga doctor Looks computer generated to me. Nice try >What. Oh this isn't going to be pleasant dear god Downvoted for irritating me. _Infinite Jest_ 's at me every night. A volcano! Fuck everything about those god damned sunsabitchez House gives such an excellent face. Not sure why this isn't upvoted more... thAn Periods are the result of the uterus shedding the egg(if present) and everything a fetus would need to grow. It has nothing to do with having, or not having, sex. I had a friend of mine when I was little, found one of those in his dads stuff. We used to play with it all the time throwing it back and fourth at each other in the woods.. then one day we decided to unscrew the top part and pull out the igniter. It still had powder in it.. Weird, we thought so we pulled the pin out after we moved away from the powder, nothing.. until about 10-15 seconds later a load of sparks came flying out of the bottom of it. Both of our eyes were all O_O then They certainly did. You can remove everything but the most intrusive part.. the minimap It's funny how, for some reason, I have to tagged as, "likes large items in butt"... I was telling my little sister about the time I got stuck at a friend's house (I was in 6th grade at the time). She said 'why didn't you just call mum with your cell-phone?' my response was 'we didn't have cell phones then. The only cell phones looked like this:' (I pulled up a picture of one of the old Motorola bricks from that time) she didn't believe me. I didn't even get my *first* cellular until I was in my 2nd year of high-school. Now, I have the iPhone 4s because I need to readily access my email, oftentimes while I am not near a computer. wat I thought we agreed that "ka-kah ka-kah" and "tooki tooki" don't work? I couldnt stop looking at the... art. What is the problem Fastidious evenings of safe sex. It moved whew. im loving these lysosomal storage diseases that i'm staring at right now. Nice repost. God forbid I get on Reddit and see some original content NARWHAL....... No, you My brothers bed was right below I believe you have. The Friendly_Ax_Murderer thinks like a criminal. Hmm, maybe someone should be keeping an eye on him. Sounds fair to... wait a minute Uh... He got second place. Spear and heavy shield. Keep the shield up and poke poke poke. Some guy from Brazil earned about a million souls off me in the Xbox burg last night by doing this with the BK halberd and Artorias Greatshield. Are they trying to lick his nipples? Sophomore year geometry teacher. It was her last year at the school and she was moving to Hawaii. I needed a 70% to pass the class and got a 69% after the final. All in all, no fucks were given to the betterment of her class and her teaching. Set me back 3 semesters math wise. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ OMG DAE ?? I fapped QPR I haven't seen a fat ego like that before! Looks kinda like something else... I've had one Perfection so far on 4. 22 kills. And my team lost. The exorcist and legion were pretty Ewoks..... So, I would somehow turn into a cow? I don't exist according to their identity verification form. Now I have to go in to a physical store to deactivate the Web Guard 'feature'... Not even a single 900? So the article is about an effort to drill two miles down and the lead photo is a guy with a hand auger. Pretty much verbatim what my mother in law said while talking about gun control and taking prayer out of school. I really hate her sometimes Ohhhhhhhh ... Congrats? Oh Gawd Why I....what...but.... .... *Critical error: brain stack overflow* I was drunk so that eased the whole situation, but the morning after... THE MEMORIES Repost BO smells good? I thought the same thing, but I still clicked the link. saywut It came like that for some reason . The boardside bushing washer was also on top of the bushing washer facing the trucks (cupped). I think someone was trying to sabotage a little kid... Dunno saw this question 20 minutes ago Lets not get into killing others.... Don't forget scoring TD's...that's about a glitch as it gets Dafuq. Is that a pool-balcony? Aren't classes balanced? If I am ever beheaded, I want to roll my head to face the executioner and with my last few seconds give him . When I worked at Kragen Auto Parts, I'd see so many people leave their empty wiper arms in the vertical position. I'd lower them as I walked past, so their windshields didn't get cracked. I also spent many a rainy day outside installing wipers for people. The wipers I hate the most are the pin-type ones, for older vehicles. You have to pull up on one half of the blade, use a flat head screwdriver to press on the center spring, and then pull off the blade. It's easiest if you have three arms That one scene from Pinocchio where they turn in to donkeys. "(for my 4 year old son)" Suuuuurrrrrreeeee :p ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I'm on my iPhone and I had full screen mode on... I tried to press the "messages" button to go back You're just a BLAST at parties aren't you... According to Wikipedia, its a comedy. brain hurts Nothing Puerto Rico is blank The fact that you tried to play straight even though its too goddamn obvious Yeah man. I use things like this all the time. "Fb" Facebook. Lofd = (look of disapproval) "ts" Taylor Swift. What the hell. Nope Myself And just when I thought there wouldn't be any racism in this thread. Did an entire tin when I was drunk and dared to do it. Needless to say I felt like shit and swallowed some. Not going to lie, I puked for like 5 minutes and dry heaved when there was nothing else was in my stomach. Great experience. Was a ton of fun... Touche alcohol, touche. Since everyone else is doing Team Fortress 2 references, I shall say this: the look on his face matches to a tee. NFL player replying to someone named "cunt_stamp" I didn't laugh Dude, what if he saw this? You're an idiot. You can't get electrocuted by a fucking AA battery. In their cheeks, like hamsters?? You outed a politician as a hypocrite. Well done. Glad there's only _one_ hypocrite in the lot. With me it was a priest.. Ugh I seriously thought someone made that picture out of cocaine. Apparently American boy is also wasted Annie and Morgana. ... Left handed Alfies I know this face and yet I cannot remember his name.... Arli? *Really* You mean 0 kills 24 deaths? Aw hell man, my comeback will be 0 kills 45 deaths the vast, gloomy graveyard of unmarked subreddits.... there's a reason there are 200k subreddits, ** ** Going for it on 4th and 18 in the 1st half? *cough*... do not enter... Oh God . . . those lips . . . I do this too. The sad thing is that I'm practically blind and my glasses are stereotypical hipster glasses. At the bottom left of Iron Solari Leona's splash, you can see IronStylus's siganture face. Your cat doesn't like you taking pics of him right next to his food. I saw this as someone's facebook profile picture... This cat is doing a good job networking My name is Abe. She is not even pregnant. British humour. I really want to repost this to /r/Drugs and trip somebody out Relevant username. What the fuck. ##### Last summer there were a couple hundred on my fence. I found out the hard way when I was talking on the phone and leaned up against the fence. So many bugs on me. So many bugs. you went with a h77 board Oh god please no... I would buy it but I have trouble juggling 2 how it is Oh. Well then. That makes it all right. What the fuck is this and why is it in /r/gaming. This place has gone downhill I live in Florida. Well, I guess I didn't need to sleep anyway. I also noticed he's running Outlook 2000 (or older, not sure). ...literally? Nigga, I'm too high for a spelling lesson. No safe word? Yeah, sorry about that. I have this problem... with being pedantic Because if it were *actually* NSFW, then the response would be yeah i think there is suppose to be a parachute Bing Maps is suddenly way more impressive than Google, considering that it *loads in a timely manner* That's the joke. Hm, you don't know my sister very well if that's the one you'd marry. Don't be expecting much in the way of domestic aptitude. Holy fucksticks! It says verified... By much more I hope you don't mean peeing! Watched this for about twenty minutes. shitting and farting at the same time is awesome... Higher view counts will affect search result order and likelyhood that a legit, monetizable view will occur. Like when blogspam hits the front page. wat The little dildo that could? So we'll recreate this photo sis! You sit like that and I'll put my hands..... here.... ~9000 subscribers "Mylie Kunitz"   How did I miss this before I have been smoking at my room for 3 years and never been asked about any smell :o maybe they know! Oh dear god! Lol... I like how my comment is ' ' instead of the submission. Reddit is a funny place. Bleeding nipples .... Hey, let's just all stop buying gas. I first read that as on my face. I just went to order this but goddammit it won't ship to Canada. In the thumbnail, at first I saw an apple with googly eyes on it JHoward777 ...... I'm trying to buy Hot Shots Golf at the discounted PS+ price and keep getting the connection lost error (NP-2244-2). I would but he already did it for me. It was made by someone who shouldn't have editing software. I'm pretty sure if the Illuminati existed they could hire a better editor. English, Canadian, French, American, small details. You're advising him to ~~invest~~ gamble 10k in penny stocks? And yet stores like Walmart and Best Buy still sell Diablo 2 and Warcraft 3 for full price? Did someone follow me around and research my life, then perfetly document my quirks? "itself" ( ) ( )ノ-■-■ Fair game since he was 12 and was clueless rough Thursday night drinking? I keep forgetting we live in a communist country where the economy is a direct result of the government's doings... Looks like the left 3 buds are a different strain then the far left!! Or I'm high . Artoo * * To clarify: Poland is interested in a rapper not watches rape Your username... Dafuq did I just read?? "Logical Religion"? Well next time I'm dating a nympho I'll be sure to measure out the exact length of time it take to become bored. I posted the same thing on her FB page... So..are they luring plus size fatty's with cookies...or are fatty's putting down the cookies to shop. Dude, stop whoring your gf's stache for karma points! There's no processes toggle in SBSettings. The Niners have the same colors as house Lannister Ah, the FRENCH. No Murderers My face: Secrets, huh? Congratulations on making it thus far! I drank a little more after I quit, but I tend to get bad reactions to alcohol if I've had more than a couple drinks (excessive sweating, flushing, rash). If anything I've replaced weed with my iPad, it almost never leaves my side The 3-d printed record was a repost goldmine too. I saw it reposted 4 times in one day Your first 4 words made me cringe a little bit Right, because if you didn't wash your dick before sticking it in her pussy, she surely never questioned the frequent vaginal infections that came up after sex with you. Nice try, NSA. Disappointed [FTFY] It was laced, and by also you saying it was shitty weed, prob means it was from a shitty dealer, and they usually put shitty shit on it. Only explaination. Sorry man A dead algae-eater in a little plastic cup. It died in my fish tank last night and I have to go to Petsmart again to get my money back Same handwriting and sharpie for set up and punchline? bad example.... -.- (i hate you for making my example not work ლ( ლ) No "So what non-sex toy object have you masturbated with?" ლ( ლ) POTS!... ... Nope, they're not. Especially on an app that doesn't even use in app purchases Like one of those things off of resident evil 4 Broke *it* off... It's just a matter of holding down an F key as you power on usually. While OP may not have wanted to do it himself, which I can completely understand, a simple google of the make/model (or if OP was nice enough), would tell you which key to hold. Then it's just a matter of following instructions. But then, we all know how well some people can follow simple instructions. He's gonna get drunk as fuck Any place close to childrens. mistakenly ? So then why did you say no? Booooo! Now I'm ticked off for getting it wrong. Unfortunately those violent uprisings only justify further domestic spying. It's a little weird that you know that... Seriously the sexy part makes to song I know why the left it out but why not another word instead Not gay but just wanna see his junk for ...science? the fuck just happened A D-boys grenade launcher? Why would someone do that to a VFC? I was behind a cop doing 22mph in a 30mph zone. So I got over. We're the only 2 cars on this little town road being that its 11pm. I was at 27mph and never budged. Made my gf and 2 friends look at speed lmit. It took a good solid 20 seconds to get by him but the second I did, he whips in behind me and pulls me over. I roll down window, he walks up, first words out of his mouth.."Any reason you just blew passed me?" I gave a good " " look back. After about 3 minutes of bantering my gf ribs me with elbow gently and I just give up. No ticket and told me to slow it down. [ ] #ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ [L]EDIT : ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I guess it's become an accepted fact *looks at user name* ... Thanks! Adopted him when he was 1 year old from some folks that thought a move would be too traumatic for him Because the actors of the show are everything? Nevermind where the show originated or who decides what happens. You're right... the people who say things are the most important. [*MFW* **ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ **](//#redditadmin) West Island ** ** ARAM was just under 4 times as popular (3.8 times) as dominion and yet it still is not in the queue system. Fitting rooms + cameras = So I guess I won't be watching that one then what you said. literally. Haha...I wasn't asking mylittlepony On apple stock market? I don't know much about chemistry nor am I a doctor, I just know a lot about drugs Why are you trying to promote an Android device on /r/apple Not to mention that it's coming from someone with the name "Anal_Vengeance" playing red-rocket...red-rocket...and the dog doesn't seem bothered. Someone has done this before.. Why do you want to think that? Flattery and compliments will get you.....something..but I forget what it was. Until you try to get all fancy and deep throat gargle some salt water... Wasn't fun Why the fuck does it matter what your genitals look like, so long as they're healthy and function correctly? Smile more Huh, so you're a thing now? Well, good luck! I think it's funny how pretty much every rakyat warrior watches you fuck her, then your all chill and shit. I'd be like It's creepy, because he never actually goes anywhere. And I don't think you get on reddit enough my cakeday is in a few days and I've seen this reposted twice. More like *my* cute sleeping kitty. This is most certainly not the place to ask. Boosters, hackers, and cheaters are not very welcome. Why must you taunt us like this... Me:"Name one metal song" .. Answer I got: "Slayer" Now I'll be paranoid everytime I'm trying on clothes. Oh god I just realized what I said... The world needs no more lazy neckbeards sitting around oh oh oh oh! oh ew! lady bits! Disgusting! shame on you! Ahhhhhh nice try. . I get where you are going with this though. 220 doesn't sound very over weight Yup pretty much LANDO, why did you do it?? Fuck your fascist regime of evilly evil! This thread Is gonna give more shit to worry about Local library started 'lending' e-books, 'All copies are checked out at this time.' He's left some breadcrumbs I had a masseuse who would rub my butt and comment on how young I was comparatively to her Obviously someone was offended thats why the term is considered extremely racist now It's even worse when playing Ashe as you're used to kite everyone for days I'm pronouncing it "pharaoh"... is that right? Fallout 3 GOTY. $20 over at amazon. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD So you fucked a nigger? "It probably cant feel pain anyway due to hit being blind and deaf." what?! Why are you being insensitive to me? I am trying to express how much I like to analyze shopping store shelves and you're trying to start arguments and make me feel inferior as a person just because I enjoy analyzing shopping store shelves. You really need to think about the things you type on the computer to people before you do type it. You really hurt this guys feelings with this comment of yours. Really brutal and Incompassionate. Use your car to open the door? Boo hoo, I'm a rich Australian spoiled brat who gets to go see the world for free because I'm bored and my parents are rich. Boo hoo hoo. Ask me anything about how rich and spoiled I am and what a little snot I am. I also ordered a game case . But I only got te pamphlet in card in the mail. Wtf ಠ_ಠ I had this same problem yesterday on Stormreaver - EU (Cyclone / Wirbelsturm Battlegroup) Goodness me, that seems rather quite fucked up Internet never forgets How do I obtain bear arms without shooting it??? Good god And yet pole dancing IS a sport? TIL stripping is a more acceptable profession than being a cheerleader. Can't wait til West Brom go ahead and I get my hopes up for 90' low hanging fruit, dude. not cool. I cringed during every test. DAFUQ I was watching ESPN when the men's warehouse commercial came right after the dos Equis one Unfortunately I think that a would be more fitting Well, I'm 22 and people ignore me because they don't want to deal with me. Explain that. how is it bant if its 5 colors Wow even though it's dismissed? What a broken system man. I'm pretty new to reddits so I didn't do secret Santa this year, not sure I want to now Yeah, why would you want that...... That man was Jerry Sandusky. He ended up buying a Toyota Sienna I thought "stranger" was "rapist". I have mixed feelings about your name Arbitrary rule by force. Gotta love religious folks. They will allow THESE people over here to break the law, but not that fucking Fsm truck type deal. It's not logical, and needs to be exposed and these fuckers sued to make an example the law is for everyone, not just nonreligious things. Many thanks! I support your uncomplicated use, I don't believe it's an evil drug or anything like that. Just for me, I guess How old is your girlfriend In Dayton, Ohio Esther Price candies are considered to be the "best" chocolates around. I think they are disgusting and use sub par ingredients. There is much to be desired. \ / Those legs What? 8 hours? I hope she's two years old. There is a natl shortage of propofol. Our hospital has been out for three weeks. Three god-awful weeks. One word: Pinterest. Repost The church has a big influence on the classifications board here in Australia. You couldn't buy carmageddon uncut here (green blood shown instead) :| Hopefully whatever system they are about to put in place works a little better then the current one. Damnit I still haven't played leisure suit larry: magna cum laude Have you learned to sleep with one eye open yet? Cared enough to come in and reply... Now I need to attack it thanks. 35 million well spent. No, see, it's out fault for not having faith in God to ask him to stop the Devil's schemes. Repent and ask for forgiveness! I've never heard anyone ever say that seems pretty accurate to me. SC2 is poorly coded? As a linguist I very, very, very, very, very, very, very often encounter this. People seem to think that because they *use* language all the time, they're automatically experts on it. Yes, we spend time and money researching what every language user already knows... do you even I miss read prodigy. that video was so incredible... but... them hip movements A vagina "have went"? - 5:30am PST Doesn't actually make sense.... So I'm going to get downvoted to hell because I think Canadians are nice? It was just an opinion. Besides like the other guy said, just come to 48% of Canada :) If you live in SoCal I'd recommend getting it if you can afford it Why in god's name would anyone pipette things with their mouth? How could that have even become a thing > rav-4 Repost Wtf are you talking about small, go look down from sen's fortress or the tomb of the giants and say that again You went on vacation and left the laptop on the sofa? Dodged a bullet there I asked Santa for a muffin top pan for Christmas and the bastard didn't deliver. Hellooooooo eBay. Implants? You mean The Elder Scrolls of Warcraft. It seems like it will be a huge disappointment. You scrolled down....in a book... This fact is on a commercial they've been playing for years Hi. I would like to take this time to talk a little bit about myself. I am in band. I play the French horn. I love to suck hard cocks and hold them while they squirt cum all over my face, hair, and into my mouth. I am excited about the play "guys and dolls" this year. I can't wait to get to know everyone here better, and I look forward to making a lot of lifelong friends. You've got to be kidding me. Yeah... I had paper for awhile. Wasn't a fan. I recently got Sketchbook Pro. Great app a lot of stuff on it but it is a bit complicated. Why so many photos? That ass I opened this on alien blue. The sound won't stop. Three less similar NSFW images... You don't get the joke But is crazy >But why cowshed? Sometimes on the inside of my cheek then I realize that I must stop before all of my skin comes off. WTF!!!!!!!! Ademas bajando civilization 5 desde the pirate bay. Pm me first Ni siquiera sabia de la existencia de ese subreddit Repost. Old. Cats have some neurological disorder. Makes me sad. Repost. Lurk more. Shit. My bad wasn't thinking Any interest in a couple? From Japan? Both huge (fat) but hip. And shits the bed in 2 years Don't have that problem. In all fairness, it took me months to get around to watching it after it had been highly recommended by someone with great taste in movies. I just could not get past the title (and cover), and even when I decided to watch it I was all during the first 5 minutes or so. I was literally getting up to hit the eject button when that *kissing* scene came on and there was that scratched record effect and the movie went back to Fred Savage when he said *eww, you said there was no kissing*. I really was half out of my seat and inches away from the eject when that happened and I remember thinking *that was pretty funny* so I slowly sat back in my seat and watched it (in awe). Knew straight away what she was talking about (friend that recommended it) What the hell is this? Prototype? Who the fuck is that?? immasexaddict I have only this to say: ** ** Oy vei... You guys need to check jrzdevil2's profile here. He's just an overall horrible person Mmm, $12 spaghetti noodles. He forgot Pengo I honestly thought Chip was my name when I was little. I don't think I realized I had another name until I was around 8-9 years old? So pretty much everyone I know calls me Chip anyways. You wouldn't believe how many bags of chips I get for my birthday every damn year and people still seem to think the idea is so original. Yes. Fish are cold blooded. See the other thread. My lady wants me to try sex with a guy, oddly enough she won't take it up the bum, but expects me to? It makes me staring at you with a neutral face while we're in a small room and just apologizing until you can smell my fart much more rapey. I'm afraid to say we just wouldn't work out. I'm Sorry. Well nobody's ever requested sexy gollum moans... The only problem I see here is the person had 100 M16 stars WHOS THE PSYCHIC NOW So fucking uninitiated I don't know why this isn't higher. I was appalled and shocked to hear this at several weddings, and people defend the song, saying its an intricate love song. Dave himself has expressed his astonishment that this song is so popular. He literally says,"I'll come into you" like finishing inside the woman he watches through the window. Why would she do that? I was gonna post that one No, no no no no. Pretending this doesn't exist, it'll ruin a fantastic tune Le towerಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ eorkfoeoe Yes, being at the top is a matter of downloading the correct addons now. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ That's not the only cheese he's got That's sad! What do you mean no shits were... OH. Penises are not meant to bend that way That's because all the tiny plastic food is MINE. That's 99% of America. probably including yourself. Thank you for that nightmare immage I ma jlely as fcuk. My kebyord is broekn, FOR SOME REASON CAPS WORKS FINE THOUGH. STOP YELLING AND LET ME DIE SAYS THE SAD APPLE PRO KEYBOARD. **Shhh** dnot speek, your wrok is dONE my freind. REST NOW, LITTLE ONE. **slowyl unplugss cord** Thanks to the thumbnail I thought the title was going to be "My favorite thing about menstruation"... ಠ_ಠ I've been here for too long... I would advise against taking a child to see Django Unchained, which apparently in the theater I was in, advertised Django as rated G, and fun for the whole family "your vagina is beautiful" ..uh.. thanks.. ..... Nice try procreate employee. Yea, although the term MMO hadn't been coined yet. Shame too, it had a pretty thriving community of players, all paying 10 bucks a month to play... Then 3DO got greedy and changed the fee structure to $1.99 a day to play (with a monthly cap of like 36 bucks or so). The game population was decimated and the game never recovered. 3DO was controlled by absolute morons Yep. Normal. Cisse. Your hair. I wasn't even drinking out of anything and liquid still shot of of my nose.. And my ass well I'm gunna go home and change now.. It's not "tofu," it's soy sauce. Until I came on her neck . The smell... There might not be enough for this. Okay so first, I kinda have to point out that those there are Tears for Fears lyrics you're quoting ** ** Is that lizard nourishing itself with semen dripping down from the fleshlight? Boo! Rome. Ah, NYC Papyrus Why is Brandon Harris on Reggie Wayne I got downvoted for complaining that Far Cry 3 wasn't on sale yet and was told I had too high expectations. It's on sale today. ... I watched this as a kid (when I was 9 or 10) and I always thought it was their tails they were using... Double negatives make my head hurt. Honestly, I don't know why everyone doesn't use Windows 98 Man, this is exactly why I feel embarrassed about starting to work out again now. It wasn't a New Year's resolution thing at all. I'm just still on a weight loss journey, and my body finally healed up for me to work out again. I'm avoiding going to the gym until the "New Year's air" clears, cause I don't want to be looked at like some fatty who's going to give up in a few weeks. ಠಠಠ_ ಠಠ Especially 1 also Pretty much anything directed by Hayao Miyazaki is fucking amazing. You put superglue on an ipad screen. NO. NO. NO. I missed the play because I was staring at her tits. Fuck. We are doomed to be stuck in two digit karma hell forever He's had 8 tackles Agreed. There's literally no moderation at all. Yesterday I got called a catamite. I have literally never heard the term "Sandian" until today...... ( ) Ha, yea I couldn't use tangerines because they were too small...had to stick with yellow grapefruits This is what happens when children's sports is turned into a for profit corporation hockey used to be just friends getting together, now it's a corporation with bills and salaries, and most of all greed. Went through one this morning. Having to raise my arms, yet the scanner detects 3 objects nowhere near my body ಠ_ಠ. Because of that, I get searched. Why, though . Hell, if we're including abilities I'm pretty sure Gragas is the winner here As an Ohioan, Don't forget the bone pulverizor following cremation. I guess not to dudes, never shown it to dudes, except one time some homo took a peek at me thru the gaps between door jambs of the stall in a public mens room and then left a slip in the gap that said "nice cock !" If you just rolled off a curb, yeah, you're tires are fine. Out of all the adjective to choose you chose fabulous? maybe he's a "Maybe he is maybe he isn't" gay guy not a "Oh my god here he comes don't stare" gay guy :) LOL. May your journey be less internally painful and more accepting than mine good sir. "Hey, you survived, nothing else matters. Let it go!" This whole post bothers me. You guys must not like making money or something I had a similar (yet even more dumb one) at a pho place yesterday. My order came to 10.68, and I gave em a $20 and $1. She starts handing back the 1, and I said "no, I gave you the 1 so I could get a ten back." So she gives me a ten and closes the register. I hate it when that happens. *commences soaking bandage in warm water so It'll just fall off* I have talked to a few engineers at my uni, and alittle over half explain that they chose their major because it pays well. I missed that the first time, thanks for the cringe. Where's the Airmen woodcarvings? Patois. ლ( ლ) Wut. Probably should have. i should have put a 'look of disapproval' to show i was being lighthearted, i'm really not a nazi Genuinely thought Urgot was an AP caster and defended my build when questioned Where's the toilet? *I'd be that guy* And blacks don't eat watermelon and the French don't consume all the garlic and Germans don't eat every sausage and Americans are all fat.... Wait a sec... That last one may be true Are you implying the Irish are Brits?!? Careful now I loved red-bull more than anything until this. I have instantly liked my addiction. ( ) Is that fat Sarah Palin? Because some people think charging Republicans with treason is *wrong*. Only two? What madness is this I agree, she pretty much shoved it on his face, "you missed it by 9 yards... that has to hurt" Can we start putting this lgbt issue to the right place? It have no connection whatsoever with atheism in the first place! > i'm really not a nazi You guys hada rough Sunday. I'd give you a cookie but us colts have a playoff game to win . Can someone please explain to me *what the fuck these things are?!* - Two timeouts in the first quarter....... We live in a repost-modern Reddit. ヽ( )ノ Goddamn, for the last time, this isn't a reddit thing. "who **are** tired" Me too This is just more of your heightist rhetoric. I'm 14 and that shit is stupid. Why did you even post that link? At first I was like , but then I was like :P how i feel having to read 'how i feel like having': If you are 16, I think you should take down your /r/gonewild submissions fish oil and cross puzzles? No, I put the URL in without looking at it and didn't see the onions all over This is scary? I'm starting to think you never actually took Judo or Boxing, because if you really practiced either one of these beyond the first lesson and ever actually sparred, you would realize that the techniques taught in a traditional martial arts are worthless in the real world. I seriously can not watch these styles without laughing, there is no defense ever, and the way punches are thrown... Have a roommate now who doesn't flush when he shits. We have different bathrooms, but every once in a while I will go use his when my SO is taking a shower, and nearly every time there's shit in the toilet. However, the problem I have with this is that there is ONLY shit in there. No toilet paper, or anything. He also, for some reason, doesn't have a trash can in the bathroom. So he either eats his used shit paper or he simply doesn't wipe. Either way... Get that logic out of here . Um.... Can we get a story? Poor doggie..eats candy left out by owner, is made to throw up and then made fun of..way to go OP He is in Japan? Great. I'm gay too, and I immediately went back to the pic to see what all the fuss was about. Not impressed. I hate seeing floppy junk lines in sweats. Either wear a longer shirt or tighter drawers. The last thing I wanna see, when I'm at the grocery store or wherever, is some dude who looks like he's smuggling sausage in his sweats. Tested. Confirmed. Traumatized. What the crap did I just watch My sister's roommate masterbated each night before falling asleep. An entire year, every night. She isn't in to you??? How... But... It... Wait... Are you into her? *heart aflutter* The fact that a pad collects the fluids is why you change them often. You don't just use the same one all day Can't tell if real or bullshit. Hmmm ლ( ლ) E:TW is an rtt ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Nice, under 20... Not sure if troll account or... I've never seen such a bigoted person on Reddit in my life. Dat comment history. You certainly earned all 6+k downvotes. I didn't get it, then I looked at your username. LOL!!! Was not They wanted the little big horn, I showed them my Tonkawa Helpful. Her underarm ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ False. Cockception I thought that assist button thing was mine and spent the last minute trying to move it to where I originally put it. ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ Age 4. "Learning" how to swim. I was drowning. Roflcopter haha I wanted a clean profile picture so people can have a clear idea of what I look like, no messy dark room webcam hair shot, half of the pictures out there look like their dog took the picture Didn't this game use that old LjN trick, "make an endboss thats freaking impossible to get even halfway down without some kind of secret item, and not tell anyone about it..." sadly this isn't the only game from them that does this, **I'm looking at you, JAWS** So, I just noticed that the only posts he visited are an NSFW one and a one about a shoe Enough to survive I don't know wether I want a link to this... It's sports, not something that actually matters. "You people" More like best ridiculous macho pulp... No more Yeah.....that's the problem with the joke... its too high brow.... Or the guys could have given him a slut sauce facial 4 upvotes when I reposted it 3 months ago.. 6 weeks? I'm not sure if it's because I live in Connecticut, but people around here would probably be very content with an Emperor Obama. This as you can imagine causes me extreme frustration. I think of a Corvette. i dont think there will ever be enough Oh God. ...wha.... what? He's throwing down East side. Sounds like your blood pressure is dropping when you drop a heavy. You should see a doctor as this can be life threatening Wow, so much shit in that "article", the Mail is notoriously crap and may as well be a redsheet. Does any one else think that i nailed it and am doing it right? Have an upvote. AND MY AXE! This kills the axe meme. To the front page with you! This. Wow. I don't believe I made to the front page! I'd like to thank god. There's no proof that fairies don't exist either - do you believe in them too? Carl Sagan said it best [Carl.jpg] Repost Not sure if Repost or haven't seen it before [fry.jpg]. If it's a Repost, just use the downvote button! IDIOT! That's what they are their for. I hate being this guy, but you used the wrong 'there'. Irony. Came here to post this. That is NOT irony! Look it up FFS! It's shit like this. Absolutely agree with Sagan. Fuck everything about this! Fuck all the things!!! No, that's an object, I think you mean Rings. No, that's a band of metal, I think you mean Sings. C-C-C-Combo Breaker!! In Soviet Russia things fuck you. go on... That post was almost as bad as Justin Bieber and Rebecca black combined. Louis CK hit the nail on the head with this one [Louis.jpg] Stop posting pics of Louis CK with text! He would hate it! He should have posted in [1] /r/only10subscribers anyway. Neither, Chuck Tesla. You got that from /b/ And /b/ got it from Reddit. Nice try, M. Night Shyamalanan. Your spelling is wrong. I quit life. AND MY AXE! Another LOTR reference! This thread helps my OCD. This doesn't mean you have OCD! IT JUST MEANS YOU'RE particular!!@! This is what OCD is like: [vid] Wadsworth constant applies. Was expecting to read that and will not leave disappointed. My SO made me an axe for my birthday. Awesome or disappointing? Guythatsaysmyaxe: AND MY AXE! Upvote for relevant username. Member for 4 years! Your day has come! Member for 4 years and only one post - You can't explain that. [BillOReilly.jpg] Good Guy Greg Upvotes relevant username. Scumbag Steve Downvotes relevant usernames. One downvote? SBS is a Hipster. Steve! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU* You just edited your post! Hey everybody! This guys a PHONY! A BIG FAT PHONY! This is why we can't have nice things! I'll just be over here then. [sadkeanu.jpg] Forever Alone. Have an upboat. I wish I had more upvotes to give. Wait...is that a spider in the right hand corner? ENHANCE. Someone setup a GUI interface using visual basic. NOPE NOPE NOPE!! [spiderenhanced.jpg] Kill it with fire! Hey Guys, my girlfriend thinks she's [f]at, can you talk some sense into her? [size0model.jpg] Pic is down. Is she...Over 9000?? 9000kg girlfriend? That brings new meaning to....a tonne of fun. Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! To help everyone out - 9000 kilograms = 19 841.6036 pounds How I feel when someone posts "Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" before me [gif]. No one cares how you feel on an internet site. This is not your internet site! There are millions of visiters and they all like different things. I think this Youtube comment said it best [screngrab.jpg]. Nothing has not happened more than that didn't happen. Yeah, I can tell by the pixels. TIL about pixels from a tv show and posted a Wiki article on it. What the actual fuck!! Look how stupid my friends on facebook are. They know nothing about pixels. [screengrab.jpg] AMA Request: That guy on facebook!! Would anyone be interested in a AMA from that guy on facebook? FFS! Just ask them and if people are interested they will ask questions!!!! Okay. [okayrageface.jpg] Look at my cat in a hat - I rescued it from my neighbor's backyard [meholdingcatnexttomyface.jpg]. I want that hat! Shutupandtakemymoney I don't have a cat to pimp for cakeday karma, so here's an elderly person I know. Happy Cakeday! Am I the only one that hates cats? Yes. You are a unique snowflake. Yes. You are a unique pancake. Yes. You are a unique toothache. Y U NO like cats? huh? Next person that posts 'huh?' gets a visit from this guy. [fatguybeingsick.jpg] I don't even... That's it, the internet is officially over. That's enough internet for today. I'm out. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ Hi r/sex, I'm just wondering if it's normal if you get an erection while licking a table. Of course. Anyone who doesn't like it is a victim of society and is homophobic. (285 upvotes) I'm a cop and love to lick tables. Police abusing cooperating table [vid] That table gotta lawyer up! Lawyer up, hit the gym and delete facebook. Fuck the police. Whoa, we got a badass over here! I love the police. You are the 1%. I don't want to live on this planet anymore. If you hate this planet...Does that mean you've been to another? [philosoraptor.jpg] Imgur mirror [1] Urgh. Is there a Reddit for grownups? These memes are getting sad. C'mon. It was funny! I laughed so hard I spat coffee on my keyboard. I laughed so hard I almost woke my roommate and dog up. In Australia you wake your roommate and dog down. I told my Australian roommate I quit facebook. This was his reaction [gif] This is what Cleverbot has to say about facebook. [screengrab.jpg] I copied what Cleverbot said and said it back to Cleverbot. [screengrab.jpg] Yo dawg, I herd you like Cleverbot so we spoke to Cleverbot with Cleverbot so you read Cleverbot while Cleverbot talks to Cleverbot.. We must go deeper.... That's what she said. I don't always go deeper, but when I do it's in your mother. [interestingman.jpg] TL;DR - The concrete set. It's feet are stuck in my driveway and I now have to feed it daily. One of my rats bites eyelids. Adorable. I'm a little surprised, this is a strange behaviour. You say, he doesn't grope or fondle, he just pokes? Wut. You have just pressed the NSFW Very nice! But I went at the tea cups on the goban! a big boy name like *gfunk420* and you are crying like some nancy-boy wimp...? Yeah, I had something like this happen earlier this year: with "enterprise" non-TB drives at that. To be more precise: a drive failed in a RAID1; threw in a replacement; the drive it was copying from failed. It is a bad night when you pray for death, because you're about to lose $60K worth of data not in the current backups. You will also die if you drink too much water, or stand out in the freezing cold for too long. I feel somehow, happier, not having this DLC... Thank. Now... Oh god nickelodeon Damn I should've thought of that. Until they look at the titles and see that they're introductory course textbooks Yup. They're bolted. I can't be the only one who read that as "The Evolution of Company Legos"... But, that's just wrong. Really, math is not subject to taste, you should absolutely fix this. Developers being able to squeeze extra performance out of older/cheaper hardware has nothing to do with why cheaper consoles can run the same games that need more expensive PCs. I've had the same issue happen to me with the original charger, an aftermarket charger, as well as plugged into my PC. This happens on numerous kernels and ROMs I've tried, afraid this may be a hardware bug or a software bug that is somewhere in AOSP source being replicated. I thought it was a little funny that the only purple link was an NSFW... Australian? One is quite a lot? Just a general comment, but I think we all need to go outside. Egypt doesn't sound like where we want to go anytime soon.... Politics being the way they are. Yeah, I think I will. Does it have Nicolas Cage in it? I worship Nicolas Cage. That awkward moment when a social_cactus meets a SocialCarpet.... My surname is Aston The walls are thick enough to support its size. Typical for any bubble really. "Ambassador to Endland"? I remember seeing a thread on there one time, they were comparing the artificial insemination if cows, to rape of a woman Time to erase my internet history ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ Oldish = something not even a year old? My 48 year old mom didn't know what labia (Inner or outer) were until I complained to her about mine. I'm 16. > Liar So many babes.... >** ** TF2 for Xbox.. Oh my god I'm okay with one other person and I'm okay in large groups of people...but a small group, like two or three others....I'll be the one person who has absolutely nothing to say, Just wait behind your shield until they make a slash, then move for there back and ass stab them from behind( yeah i said it watch closely where the stab hits ) No My biology teacher continued to eat her food after touching and dissecting a pig Nice try /r/coffee, but you are **le**terally worse than SRS, karmanaut, and Adrian Chen combined Cause I guess I wasn't thinking about the audience viewing it ** ** I came here for weird sex stuff. Where's all the weird sex stuff? By your logic, Rubens Barrichello is a six-time world champion. That dog looks scared of the water, what a bitch. I don't remember anything. Who am I? Brock's gym. ' ' is not very sympathetic. 'There is a reasonable chance you may be pregnant' would do fine. People fuck up. It's already the 31st... . Unless you mean in 2013... critical thinking skills and a well rounded education only have value if you value them Because, as you now, we are renowned for anally raping all straight men who wander into our lairs. ###### Read the whole article To not have this question pop up anymore ###huEHUE DO YOU EVEN You know what you must do How did they survive! > feet Happy new year! I'm at home as well with a few friends watching Channel 4. Too busy and expensive to go out. Are you doing your best!? Aaaaand, our weekly Sims quickmeme post. I know. That's why I stick with "Sir" or "Ma'am". Though there are times it's hard to tell the difference. Archer... 4th panel Is it just me or is link making this face The default password for my netgear router was smoothunicorn859 I backed down from a fight once because of my girlfriend (at the time; Lets call her Sara), it did not end as I expected. Sara's ex (let's call him D) had threatened me and a friend (Lets call him J) via phone. I knew I would be seeing him a few days later and she had warned me that he would likely get his friends to jump me. So, on our way to the party I asked a friend who was in the car with me to make sure nobody jumps in if this guy does in fact follow through with his threats. She was also in the car, and immediately started begging me not to do anything and blah blah blah. I told her not to worry about it, because I'm not going to go looking for a fight or anything, but I didn't exactly want to get jumped by a bunch of guys either. Unbeknownst to me, she immediately ran to D and told him that I want to fight him (lolwat), so he sent a bunch of his friends to try and intimidate me. I told them that he had been threatening J and myself and explained that I was not there looking for a fight but that I would defend myself if he tried to follow through with his threats. Long story short, I eventually sit down with D and call him on his shit, he denies it for some reason and I figure fuck it he's not going to do anything so we all have a nice evening. After which, Sara is suddenly pissed at me and starts hanging out with D (again, lolwat). The next day she started telling me how I talk a big game but never back it up. **tl;dr** A girl I was dating at the time was begging me not to fight a guy (even though he was the one threatening me, I was just going to defend myself if anything happened). We (the other guy and I) work stuff out, enjoy the rest of the night. Next day she starts telling me (and eventually other people) that I talk big but don't back it up. It's the top one now Marijuana's not even a narcotic... Fuck it all up. Is your love interest still in middle school TIL the Mac Pro is a laptop "My moist pink mouth" Does he have a fleshlight in his hand Yes. Propofol is short but even worse is levophed (norepinephrine) is hard to get from pharmacy on time because manufacturing premix bags and it falls on pharmacy to mix it. I ordered a bag two hours prior to it running out and it still comes up late. Graves:"reported for spam" wow this guy was really butthurt FALE ( ) ( )ノ-■-■ ( )ノ-■-■ ( )ノ-■-■ ( )ノ-■-■ ( )ノ-■-■ Yes, it's quite apparent how much you dislike attention Wait so the OFFICIAL MICROSOFT SURFACE PEN will work for RT? Furor is one of the best ones. I have no idea what you are talking... First rule, chipsharp0, FIRST RULE! Twice when I logged on the Vanu were warpgated but held The Crown. Hahaha, this is hilarious, it's even better the 6th time you see it They revealed Springfield is supposed to be a real place somewhere? Stolen from tumblr Theres a sperm on your mirror .... Nice try scary guy in the woods that wants to rape me. I see no mischief maker or fighter's destiny in there nate427 said that amazingly, people have made a terrible impression on us because of the porn, but most people, like he said, look at that with a " " What if you DID use them? South Park was right I call it my hairheart. please don't tell me you're trying to replace that sexy new dash on the 300 ... I'm not so happy about the latest manifesto, whilst I'm in favour of the technology focussed, evidence based, rationalist/libertarian policies they've slipped in some promoting pseudo-science (like CBT) and socialism (tobin tax). I'll have to read the manifesto again before working out whether I can still support them. Fun fact : ' ಠ ' used in is a letter of the Kannada alphabet, an Indian language. Chris, Pierce, Leon (minus his new square-toed shoes ), Jake (though you'll be stuck at the beginning of Chapter 3)... I'm bringing it back, along with porch monkeys. ლ( ლ) ** ** dude... This will be harsh..but good. Yes...cause what YOU feel and that somehow YOU be made to feel better about yourself and your inaction here is all that matters. Lets ignore your friend raped for life now. Ever think how selfish you are acting here? *" poor me - my friend is raped and I let it happen - someone make ME feel better about myself for not preventing it.'* that is pathetic. The deep V-neck. I think shit just got real Knew it was a bad idea to click that. Well, 2013 is off to a bad start I think you just may be seeing what you want to see. You didn't even get halfway to paragon level 100 i just had an 'derection'...thanks for ruining my boner Assholejammer I bet bobo is in kb toys v-tec kicked in. Probably expensive cologne I got for my boyfriend for Christmas, I can tell he hates it. I went around to every store and cologne kiosk in the mall for about two hours getting dizzy from smelling all that rubbing alochol to find the perfect one. It's still in the box. He likes wearing AXE (which I think is for 13 year olds) and I thought I can introduce him to something more his age. Now I feel bad and I think he creeps my Reddit sometimes, so he'll find this Chipp musta forgot about that one. _ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ _ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ At least one of your friends didn't show you /r/sexwithdogs as a "birthday surprise".. I couldn't tell you for sure, (TBH I don't even have an 80 yet ) but I heard that you do the grind part first, where it's guaranteed to get what you want and you can predict when you'll finish. Then, do the part where you have to "roll the dice"! :D Watch dogs is the only new franchise on that list. Every single other game is a sequel to some other game from the past couple years. Where's the innovation? I did buy the album So you can look hard. *bah dum tss* I stopped taking it seriously when the author described 30,000 vs. 19,000 as "a nearly 2:1 margin." Well that sucks, I'd been thinking of writing a model to do just that for my degree dissertation next year! If we referred to it as "water damage" my team leader would yell at us.. We'd always get the one idiot who would pour soda all over their phone and call us demanding a new one. Asking if the phone has water damage 7 times out of 10 will yield a different answer than if you ask about liquid damage. I can't believe that some nasty woman actually did that... Then **told you about it**. Grandma..... ..... Someone left the back door open... i'll get it... A few years back one of my friends put the factory Holset turbo from a Dodge 2500 on his Dodge Omni; he was thoroughly convinced that he could pull a good quarter mile time with it... Ended up running a high 15 at about 100mph . This describes me more than I would like to admit, straight down to the glasses. The one exception being that my speaking voice can sound like an un-oiled hinge. Yes Several **meters** apart? Should have cropped that Wish I could just look out the window and see a naked boy!! Yeah I can't take reddit seriously in that regard. One time, some guy called me a douche because I wore a fitted cap in a picture (it was a Bulls hat *at a Bulls game* ). Go to check his history and he has a submission to /r/MFA where he's wearing khaki capris, suspenders and a fedora. And **he was upvoted and well recieved.** I thought by girl you meant girlfriend and I was all like Yep. Gets blowjobs from cousin That whole too many questions thing is so annoying. "I am available for graphic design and webpage maitenance." My own birth Positive reinforcement is much more effective. Find a way to reward yourself after accomplishing set goals. Plus it is a lot more fun to think of rewards then punishments, unless you're into that kinda thing. Oh, of course I miss that stuff. Vault was no replacement. The Stanford band Why would you want to unsubscribe from /r/atheism "Oh fuck, I'm gonna" I never seem to finish the sentence. Sometimes he looks at me like I'm gonna say die at the end wait are you being serious? Nice sentiment but completely inappropriate. He moved the tilde key to the bottom right . That's the only gripe I have with my KBT Pure and why I want to get a classic Poker. I know it's a game and I do want to play it...hence this post It's not safe to drive and take pictures. Sorry, forgot to use the sarcasm font. Taking out your penis while preparing and cooking food is upon. I'd be more concerned with employees sneezing on your food (not on purpose) or not washing their hands (laziness). I'd never even think of anything like this, thinking about it now they would be disgustingly filthy, and I have a bad habit of biting my nails. And she is where??? #2 is don't take their picture and post it... I think it's the Canadian flag you want to show off. I'm not sure you understand how foolish the US looks in the media anywhere that isn't in the US. No.... Dyke: you keep using that word.. I do not think it means what you think it means well then I guess that's settled. The maid liked him... must have been a real nice guy before germany was destroyed... kinda like cleaning your house up before you have a "project x" party I will find you. Both KotOR games could stand to be given HD treatment. While they're at it, I wouldn't mind getting KotOR 3 instead of whatever that abortion of an MMO they released was trying to be. Wow, you are an asshole. Shame on you Did it really escalate quickly? Six hours later? Do you understand the meaning of quickly? If I had a nickel for every god-damn emoticon in that conversation I could afford Bioshock 1 and 2. My god... Did you think these things were growing on trees? Reddit is no place for your baby Wrong... Meme. Seriously just unfriend her. Since when did Facebook become so important. Only thanks to your comment The Christmas song "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" is about the dad being dressed up like Santa and the mom kissing him as the kid sneaks a peek. I always thought, until a week ago, that mom was cheating on on her husband by scoring with Santa. Please don't remind me of that, I just got the image out of my head. Mum? Dad? What if they try to stick their wiener in you? dat smile... The top on the far left is kinda creepy IMO I don't believe you... your are really pretty. Nobody dies in Labyrinth. Should be "I need a favor" That motherfucker actually was an insult used to imply that one fucks mothers Uhhhhh..... What? It's obviously not between them two only... It's on reddit but like I said... It's my opinion. Nice try, Luke Shaw. Just found the misophonia scale thing.... I'm a 6. Yay I think this might be the wrong subreddit? In High School my ex drew a heart on his hand and went up to the teacher and said "Ms. Haase! Ms. Haase! I have a heart on!" She looked horrified and said "WHAT?!" and he showed her his hand and said "See?". She did this: and told him to sit down. Why would you try that in the first place DAT DROP PASS I think we can all agree that the true fucking up came when he *didn't* ave to watch the budget, and could do "everything" he could think up Dude, no joke. Me too. Not if I hug you first. In my dream, I had to kill 20 people to escape a torture chamber, a la Saw. People still care if you're a female gamer? Fuck you spammer, no! ┌∩┐ ┌∩┐ ಠ_ಠ I love my dad dearly, but he can be a horrific hypocrite. I've seen him have a screaming fit over someone else's racism, and then several days later deciding that a man of Native American descent driving through our neighborhood was "An Indian looking for a house to rob." TIL there's nothing inherently wrong with being wrong.... Sadly, even auto tune is ineffective in this case What? Are you fucking kidding me? really... it took you 365.25 days to get used to writing 2012 There's probably this huge misconception about bigger balls equating to better fertility/health. My neighbors are from Winnipeg. I live in Houston, Texas. It's rather hilarious... Until google starts disabling these accounts . You mean...during New Year's Eve? I always just remember which side my gas tank is on because in my last car, I broke my nail off trying to open the cap and had to run around to the other side of the car to the driver's side to get kleenex or something to staunch the bleeding. It was agony. I have a different car now and I remember because it is on the driver's side and that would have been more convenient after breaking a nail off. No way..... Coles Crossing? yet? Literally. There's shit everywhere. You ruined this couch. I need a new couch. Just the way I like them. Not to big not to small . Keep up with the pic. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ you're a legend! That last part or ಠuಠ ...I am conflicted. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ That's hardly a switcheroo, my teenage sister tried to tell me black ops 2 was a good game for the 360. I had to give her the stare No shit, Sherlock Came here to say this. I saw post title and was all This image and your username do not go well together Poate avea un atac cerebral fix în clipa aia și tu faci mișto de el, nenorocitule, în loc să chemi o ambulanță This also happens to me, but the optimum view does seem to be the issue. More testing is needed It would hurt to return something that didn't belong to you in the first place? Is this sarcasm? Or just run of the mill stupidity? Not sure Never watched it, now I feel obliged Thanks OP, for making me jealous disturbing ^ says KingOfCunts And masturbating furiously. While maintaing eye contact. your cat. has worms Rabble rabble rabble! By that logic, I should be to my goal weight 10 times over being a Bills fan. my whole life has been a lie ...I learned this shit when I was 11. How do people even start Astronomy 101 and not know this WTF I dont get why they make products like this So I suppose to her drag queens are just clowns who can entertain, but have no rights. your retla, ofcourse you lived 85% reelection rate. **BLOOD, N DLES AND GLITTER???** Every time I used to read reddit I was on my phone (htc wildfire), and anytime anybody used the face, , It came out like []_[]. I thought that actually was the face for a long time... Then again, you won't know what I'm talking about. Nice. I have yet to meet someone who like Pratchett novels that isn't really cool. Yet. You, what have you done I knew it ** ** I thought this was REAL NEWS. now kiss At first I was like but then I read the username. Regardless, there are still some people who think like this, so here's the truth: Planned Parenthood provides many, many more services than abortions. They do a huge variety of reproductive health services, including contraception and cancer screenings for low-income women. There's nothing about defunding Planned Parenthood that is "pro-life". What if this was told to him by ...a Jew Oh hey look a reference to a tv show.... an AMERICAN tv show. WAT Came expecting Dick Butkus. Was disappoint. I guess ill just gonna walk down to my local head shop and buy a ROOR then if these are never gonna come out Dubai problems Phlebotomist blumpkin inquiry? Sure you weren't there for another kind of donation? That's bonafide cray. I hope you got some awesome life experience from it; learning to stay away from crazy is a lesson we could have all learned sooner Omg I've been doing /r/NoFap for 27 minutes and I'm totally just realizing that everything is things and the world is people and omg sex is so bad for you I never realized it before but seriously OPEN YOUR EYES, PEOPLE! There's a whole world out there filled with drugs and sex and rock 'n' roll and fapping and clichés, just think of the possibilities! You really CAN do anything if you put your head to it (no pun intended, obviously, lol (DAE irony??? (I'm so stupid)))! And not like the head of your penis (dickhead), your real actual head that's on your shoulders!!! I just wish that all of our world leaders could understand what is going on and see what path they have put us on because it's really so fucked up that they just make all the decisions and literally care about only themselves. If I was a world leader like POTUS, let's say, I would totally put a ban on fapping! I can't believe no one has ever thought of that, I mean, obviously we would have to make some changes at first and it would take some getting used to but I think that if we could do it reddit, it would totally change the world and everyone would stop fapping. And honestly, when I see really long comments like this on reddit, anywhere whether it's /r/circlejerk or any part of real reddit, I can't always tell if people are really writing things beyond a few lines or if they really have anything substantial to say, so I've never read a post that's longer than about 4 lines. Anyways, I'm totally gonna make a confession bear meme about that. And then I'm gonna make one about fapping that I think is going to say something like "Started NoFap, life is now awesome." I want people to think of success kid when they read it but I just think the confession bear looks so cute and funny!!! I would totally love to stay and share more of my opinion on this issue but I have to go pick up my sister's kids from soccer practice! Talk to you later, everyone!! :))) Round 3. 50000 points Omg I've been doing /r/NoFap for 27 minutes and I'm totally just realizing that everything is things and the world is people and omg sex is so bad for you I never realized it before but seriously OPEN YOUR EYES, PEOPLE! There's a whole world out there filled with drugs and sex and rock 'n' roll and fapping and clichés, just think of the possibilities! You really CAN do anything if you put your head to it (no pun intended, obviously, lol (DAE irony??? (I'm so stupid)))! And not like the head of your penis (dickhead), your real actual head that's on your shoulders!!! I just wish that all of our world leaders could understand what is going on and see what path they have put us on because it's really so fucked up that they just make all the decisions and literally care about only themselves. If I was a world leader like POTUS, let's say, I would totally put a ban on fapping! I can't believe no one has ever thought of that, I mean, obviously we would have to make some changes at first and it would take some getting used to but I think that if we could do it reddit, it would totally change the world and everyone would stop fapping. And honestly, when I see really long comments like this on reddit, anywhere whether it's /r/circlejerk or any part of real reddit, I can't always tell if people are really writing things beyond a few lines or if they really have anything substantial to say, so I've never read a post that's longer than about 4 lines. Anyways, I'm totally gonna make a confession bear meme about that. And then I'm gonna make one about fapping that I think is going to say something like "Started NoFap, life is now awesome." I want people to think of success kid when they read it but I just think the confession bear looks so cute and funny!!! I would totally love to stay and share more of my opinion on this issue but I have to go pick up my sister's kids from soccer practice! Talk to you later, everyone!! :))) I agree. Especially the guy who's having a good old cry because he went from earning $300,000 a year to 'almost nothing' > It wants to read my contacts. Not a speck of dirt haha NO What a great night haha. Woke up this morning inhaling and exhaling to see if that same sound was present, it wasn't. In for post work hours. Also, I have a button that makes this face now ಠ_ಠ I can use it a lot ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ you really want the most shittiest thing in MineZ to be named after you? Did you take a picture of your screen instead of a screenshot? 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CD 63 In the men's public washroom... You didn't specify *who* ate the babies It's mostly about how 2006scape shutted down all of a sudden with all the donators and supporters it had. Do I just have bad luck when I meet gay guys? The "cute" i.e. "fabulous" ones that I meet always end up being the male version of bitchy teenage girls. Seconded [](/twisquint " if you don't get the joke.")I'll get my paint. Yeah, same thing with me. Vagasil Dammit it reddit ... I find something nice and you stalk it out of exsistence. Thankfully he never asked me to role play... Yeah, I hate the idea of my taxes being used to pay the unemployed more than the costs of basic shelter, food, and basic clothing. I sympathize with unemployed people who are legitimately fucked in terms of getting a job, but not anyone who refuses to take a job that is "beneath" them . Most people like the intended reason for taxes. However many people, like me, hate the way taxes work in today's government. >I sympathize with unemployed people who are legitimately fucked in terms of getting a job, but not anyone who refuses to take a job that is "beneath" them . I definitely thought it was going to be a picture/video of someone using a jackhammer on an unborn fetus Wanted to make sure we got the full gravity of the situation. They're all engrossing TV shows. ...so you kept it? or he gave it to you? interesting. oh god dafuq is he?! It's okay if we cheat on each other but only if I do it. I don't know what it is but the first picture looks a little strange (┛ )┛彡┻━┻ No I just wanted to see how many Asian Ents are on rtrees lmao Like this: (┛ )┛彡┻━┻ Very much so yes thank you! it was me my friend took a screen shot of, i always thought it meant to make enough money to buy the entire piece of meat, including the end ## ..oh god why Him talking to me about how good it feels to cut himself. I tried to help but eventually I just left him. Luckily now he has stopped cutting himself but still wants to get back together New Years Eve Resolution? How bout a NSFW tag dickhead Fill in your holes? uh... not sure what to say in regards to the wearable vibrator..... What size 2 needs to be slimmed?? Who's the fucker that painted /r/spacedicks then? You made this account literally 15 minutes ago and you're asking for an iPod? He wants to make it with his sister Ok I did when I registered for this semesters classes. Watch I'll probably get it friday and I'm coming back to Ohio tomorrow. Being a reindeer is okay, but stir frying toddlers is not . Both of the start menus are the same thing, they just look different. Cunnilingus is just a weird word. I read everything else in that comment, then when that popped up, If you could muster up any suggestions, I would love to sample some of your choice favorites! I love music. So hard. Life is happening all over. ..and it is far weirder than anything ever printed in a text book. Mine too. OP. /r/books I want them ALL Since this post Aka sexting app My job does the same damn thing. Aka sexting app Snorting weed... Scripted reality TV... The pigs remind me of this: I thought you said you were going to bed? Tisk, tisk missy... For some brands,for others it will bug out and even the window manager/GUI will have no graphics acceleration I once saw a redditor reply that a girl in a photo wasn't hot because her elbows were "too pointy." It's not a milestone OP is redditor for only 1hr before posting this and has not posted anything since. I don't trust him. I have a jailbreak app that lets you have favorites on your clipboard, and I added to it. I you are on alien blue, you can also press that little down arrow on the reply thing and swipe to the left to choose it. Op is a Redditor for 16 hours and has 2603 link karma and 256 comment karma (ఠ_ఠ)( )(ಠ_ಥ) A bucket of beer is three beers? Well fuck, this is how the rest of us will fall in and get flushed into the sewers. Ban this shit so we don't get flushed away! Attempt being a fine art major when they ask : now what are you going to do with that? Teach? And then I tell them I got my degree in arts teaching too the. They ask ; why? You could teach something more useful I just built my first pc, with no experience ever. It was super easy, the hardest part was installing windows And yet it moves Why did I read your username You, over fifty? You mean age? Well fuck you, you're such a liar!!! Why do you want to be old? I'd fuck you fifty times in one day!!! Fifty... so his face was: Rape. I've always been into giving more than receiving. Agreed. What really disturbs me is the fact that I'm starting to see more and more posts like this where the person's name and the people that comment on/like the statuses aren't even censored. And hardly anybody says anything There are eleven Star Trek movies. Star Trek XI is by no means representative of the entire Trek mythos. Han shot first, godamnit, and transwarp teletransportation means you don't need ships at all. As a doctor: That bunny has seen some shit. Dafuq Fuck alien blue for showing thumbs While I approve of your reference to my username, . But oxygen is only... An oxidizer Its what his response is implying that made me go I don't need your invites. I'm already on revtt. However, it's annoying when posters require all these hoops that the want people to jump through. Just share. Not available on mobile devices... "Kind of cool" It ' you're left handed, you must be really creative, draw me something' that's a fucking lie, perpetuated by people who want to make me look bad Please don't post in /r/suicidewatch, ever. That's not how you use it. This is for what the fuck stuff. All I got was a Let's Play addiction. That explains why I was in a game with three masters the other day. Says the potato... Cultural Considerations in Software Instructional Design. I shit you not. You must have seen a lot of shit out there My older brother recently turned 18, and voted for the first time. He chose the people with the nicest names. 2 seconds Doritos? Fatass? Zimmer in German is room. A job you need a room for? Another words on Z is Zoo. It's not pizza rolls. ** ** That isn't helpful at all! It doesn't help when the sidebar hides as soon as the picture is opened. Well then, I guess I learned something Jurassic Park #### Chris Crocker and Disney channel had a baby, and last I checked, it could be a boy. Most importantly, it's "any age you want." Literally translated in British " The last air fag" Your vast knowledge if sexual positions, and your cunning insults toward my mother are simply too much to bear... Thought r/climbing was doing just fine without stupid posts like this I think that's a little more than friendship I read from left to right, so I tought the right pic was the one photoshopped and he gave her some clothes rofl, just googled him. Because were both mexican *Enchanted Arms* One of my first PS3 games and a wholly bad experience for me. And yet another bad experience for me care of Ubisoft. >Assuming it is a blank I guess the only reason someone buys/uses these is to mug people in the street? And presumably shoot it in the air at new years? Let me know if I'm wrong... Yes.. It is true republicans truly are fucking retarded! Good thing the code is still on the other image... Reverse Peephole... I look like an honors student in college, but in reality I need to repeat every math class twice for me to pass. I'm currently taking a winter class that's 4 hours a day monday-friday "Hey dude listen to this song, here" I don't even particularly like Primus and even I know that Primus sucks. What a gigantic failure you are, sir. Yes. OP *definetly* provided. Seriously? You don't see any reason why you shouldn't possess it? You, what have you done!?! New Legend of Zelda isn't on there. Oh wow, you really got Joe good with this one................... I just did, turns out the seller repainted them I'm either gonna hit up a local restorer I know or just live with it. I gotta try to whiten the heel tabs and front rubber too, or just get those painted. Yeah over 1 Million prius drivers in the US and every single one is a pretentius twat I can't help but imagine her saying that with tilted head, a curly grin on lips with an ever so slight twitch in her left eye. 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Not this story again See, you might think this is fun and amusing, but they just think you're creepy. Hello, Newman! Smoking at a gas station? I think you'd be added to the list of people screaming something was going to happen that we're considered crazy until it happened, then arrested for having information about it. At first I was like, "I don't get it," then I figured it out and was like 404 NOT FOUND With where we're at, every little bit helps I didn't think WTF at this but I can see why people would think WTF. I watch too many documentaries. Ohhh yeah, the latinos near my house were definitely not using blanks. I was referring to OP's hypothetical "Assuming it is a blank I guess the only reason someone buys/uses these is to mug people in the street? And presumably shoot it in the air at new years? Let me know if I'm wrong..." It's never even occurred to me to use them rather than taking a shower tbh. I only know they rip because I've had it happen while changing a nappy. I cut all my nails off after that it had a *big* shadow DAT PAPYRUS It wasn't necessarily a comment but an action... I work in retail and the kid in question was holding a toy I needed to charge his parents for. His parents took it from him and gave it to me and this 5 year old proceeds to run around the counter and START PUNCHING ME IN THE GUT. He starts screaming "Bad lady! Bad lady!" and his parents LAUGH. "Oh, looks like he should have taken that nap today!" No apology or anything. I hope they are not filming them selves when they are 15 I'm from Texas. I *never* forget the gravy. 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Thus your economy He starts.... *spanking* it........... I hope you have not forgotten. Because I haven't. What has been seen.. Cannot be unseen Ugghh WHYYYY can't I watch this on my phone?!? Smart, my ass! You have a little black book with porn passwords in it? With your brother... a...( )>⌐■-■ The frequency of your waveform is wrong. She looks like she's 12 Not only is this illegal, but you are also a douche. God almighty, it looks like marmalade in there Guuuhhhh I'm fucking Jewish You've got it all wrong. 69yourmom was making bacon. The link was already purple. The fourteen year-old? Because all of the Ragecomics on f7u12 tell such complex, fascinating stories...yeeeaaahh... Hilarious. So your a hobo...? Those claws... What do you mean that you'd like to HERE about it? .... Just being a dick, don't mind me... Or post the pic, then the rest in a comment. To post a pic from your photo roll, just click "add comment", hit the arrow at the top of the comment field, swipe from left to right, and now you can do things like post photos in comments, add the look of disapproval (this guy ) and switch between accounts. This is my favourite game ever because of the characters, gameplay and story... "'zers" I'll never forget the time I learned about charged electricity. I was 9 years old, opening up a disposable camera, and I forgot to discharge the flash... OP actually delivered thanks for this... now i gotta go get my brain off of one of Saturn's moons Star Trek Nerd checking in: He should have said Aye, Captain... not Yes, Captain. So true My first experience with a bathroom attendant the guy was slouched over the counter texting. I walked up and turned the tap on before he looked up with a jump and tried turning on the other one (one hand, hot and cold tap one at a time). I had to get soap off him because there was no other in the room but I got the paper towel off the wall dispenser. You had one job! Right, lol. She gets up there when I'm not looking and tries to run off with lighters and cigarettes. shine those shoes boy Your one of them.... They haven't so far What the actual fuck?! 1. All retros retail 160 Flea baths, I see.. I feel your pain. Adam, stop. Really guys? I was cussed out and downvoted to shit for posting this same picture last month. Come on Seriously, look at the hip bones! Eat a damn sandwich every once in a while! (Still hot doe ) Back in 8th grade I had a Spanish project assigned which I had to do on a certain Spanish speaking country. I did my project cited my sources and everything she asked. She told the class that the dates for the presentations were final and anyone who was not there on their date would receive a F. Well during the time I found a tumor in my knee and had my surgery scheduled for sometime before my project and found out I would be recuperating still on the date of my project. I explained my situation to her and she called me a lier and said there was nothing i could do to change the date. So I had my surgery and it was the day of my project, I even made the whole class burritos (2 each). I show up to her class 5 min late because making sure they were heated enough before I came to school was a little difficult. When I get there she starts freaking out because I was late. I had to set up the projector still and she was freaking out for 10 min trying to get me a chair because my whole leg was wrapped in a bandage. One student offered to hand out the food for me while I set up and I accepted but the teacher was having non of this and told me that would was to much time because I had already wasted enough time. I was on pain killers at the time and was a little loopy but gave my presentation. I sped through it trying to make sure I could hand out the food I spent 2 hrs preparing the night before but with this extra time she decided to yell at me some more for how short my presentation was. I didn't get the chance to give out my food because of her but she said she could give it out the next day. When I get back the next week she hands me the case of burritos and said they were too old to hand out. I gave her this face . She gave me a F and tried to say I plagiarized my entire presentation. I went to the principal and told her the entire situation. She sided with me but asked me to re word my project once more for the teachers sake. I ended up getting an A for the entire year in her class when I should have only gotten a C because the principal was on my side. I have my gamma and brightness high to reveal sneaky enemies hiding in the dark He shoulda Gnome that was coming I am on the shoreline of the Florida keys... butt fun Tequila, tacos, maracas. Mexican Ability to become the Hamburgler at any given time This is interesting. If you want my personal opinion on this. But op, don't you think the people who have raised and lived you deserve a little bit of courtesy such as a face to face conversation. I'm not trying to be a dick or anything but aren't they the ones who love you, and if religion is that important to them, then like I said, the courtesy. That didn't Rhyme... so thats how keyboards get so hairy "Ingury" Condoms But the title of your damn post is "it's OK to be bi". *permanent deal*. I would hazard that you did, but it doesn't mata if he's out for juan or three as we will not luiz matches like al pacino lost oscars... Aren't pun threads so hilario? It's not kill stealing its "ensuring the kill" Hmmmm ... ಠ_ಠ ..... "lower Alabama" .... .... Insult or compliment? >The fuck you spending $15k at dollar general for, son? Indubitably good sir! ೃ Oh I did. Only the most feeble minded could pronounce some of words incorrectly ** ** Clove's actress is 15 hah I was doing lines the other day off my ping pong table. After I snorted a line I looked up and my na book was sitting there grillin me down . 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I just like to take after one of my heroes Mark Driscoll. Meaning if you verbally attack me I will come through the computer/ mobile device and punch you square in the baby maker. Q la verga.... Took a while to adjust settings since imgur only allows up to 2mb files I think that's called a freudian slip. Hooray Starkville! Still second to Ole Miss though.. I've given up on that one, the meaning has more or less changed to mean milk teas. And of course no one's sticking to THAT either, and now it just means tea with anything other than just tea leaves in it, as far as I can tell. ಠ_ಠ That's been since 1.1. And it's anytime you jump on them. .........she's 16. Rapidly fast? Redundant redundancy. Care to explain? This could go well... Damn Cute overload. Now I gotta punch a one eyed, handicapped midget to retain my manliness. The fact that what u said was a hotly debated subject is just insane to me Al treilea comment deocamdata e "Is it just me or does the dog actually look Romanian?" ... I got this for Christmas. And sounds like this article is getting their information from comments on the Best Buy website, not from any physical individual. Thanks for the lack of sleep in the coming week. That's a costume, not a uniform The cat is scaring me.... A lot... I'm watching you cat She definitely is worth going thru all that for the booze she wanted to get laid with her Dude, I posted this a little before 2013, do we really need to post it again? He dies too much. Mmmm...black cake. Appetizing. Nothing else matters (┛ )┛彡┻━┻ An anagram to your username is "rub 6 men" I feel this comment... As expensive as a three-year SquareTrade warranty I'm from MA too, everybody does that here it's completely run of the mill... 东北人其实往上数3辈儿都是山东人好吧 That's supposed to be Sean Payton? You must do so much research. Let's just hope it's anything other than Big East. We all know what happened the first time they did the outback bowl I think my smart ass comment was misunderstood... since it was called I remember ..... I remembered it .... I wouldn't mind watching something named like that to be honest My face at nibble: ლ( ლ) So lets waste money and burn shit to prove a point This is the most thoughtful and adult thing I have read all day I've seen that ring before..... RG3 looks very...umm.."excited" to be in the playoffs It would be a shame if something were to happen to his right leg. Or awkward for that matter. "Omg I'm so nervous to talk to the attractive person I'm such a SAP I'm gonna go get karma about it." Why is there an ass shot of Ben and the Gravity Falls kid? That whole website is creepy as fuck! ┌∩┐( )┌∩┐ Paragon 56 and I've only found one thing that sold for 50 million >_>. You are an INCREDIBLY lucky person, you arent allowed to say RNG ftl Your least favorite is Dreamcast!? ಠ_ಠ No. you! Wtf, I'm not even sure this is even a real sentence. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Posts a Disney holiday picture holder to r/WTF Wtf did I just read My favorite is /r/squidsgonewild. And by "favorite" I mean what the fucking fuck, WHAT Where are the others, more importantly where is espeons 50's guy does <-that? Looks like no HD streams tonight. cameron44 already has that covered, it would appear A fifty year old Croatian man lectured me about this when I was seventeen, in front of my boyfriend. He told me to get where I want I need to seduce a rich man and get rid of my average boyfriend That being said, he was an awesome person and had a lot of wise or interesting things to say. And he told my boyfriend he should become a gigolo for rich older women. Look at me Hector! Get it tattooed when you have a boner, so to read it when your dick's flaccid you pull your for-skin forward and you'll be able to read the message. Like a secret message on an rubber band! But good luck keeping a boner when your getting that tattooed.... Oh the pain . He's still one of the few that didn't list "looks" as one of the traits! My mum says this as well. Actually it was more like *I don't care who you bring home, Italian, Japanese, I just don't care anymore*. I then asked her *what if she was black?* and mum was all . >I've seen some shit Omg I saw an incredibly hot girl that I know naked. How awkward. Yes.... I have been looking for someone else who thought this was disgusting. We are alone... That smile at the end... Maybe that's what happened to mine I'm Vietnamese too. Wtf going on here I've never slept. .............................YES Repost That man you speak of won the heisman. All I can add to this is 1) let them dry really, really well before putting the covers back in and 2) ***move them*** so this doesn't happen again. Don't have space to move them? Create some kind of barrier at least. This is my second comment you've replied to just to fix. A full roster would be fun if I had enough people, at the moment I don't have enough people as it is. My friends are cheap and bitter their teams are out. I'm pretty sure I rocked that exact loadout at one time... Somehow your username makes me very suspicious of you Well then. You can also add these that's when you hit them with the This shit is pretty common unfortunately. The youth group I belonged to years ago was called "Doulos" which was Greek for "slave." And when you ask people to tag spoilers there you get downvoted and bitched out Instead let's show it to thousands of people on the Internet How can you agree with a Falcons fan That's unsettling... This can't be for real... There's so many questions I have if it is. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ It's like a secret connection ...of course people die. It's a zombie series But it isn't there right now I'm confused it only shows up when I am doing a non reply comment. It still has this though When I first read this I was all " " "Yea of course....by the way I put a non lethal dose of arsenic in the salt shaker...you guys don't think we'll get messed up by it do you?" Just KINKmen? Or the whole thing? But they have girls, with COOTIES Are you an actor or behind the scenes? I'm 17. I got a fridge magnet with a picture of 2 dachshunds on it for Christmas, from my Grandma, and I'm fucking satisfied with that. I really don't want to believe people like this exist.. Why do you watch your little brother and his friends ? Ex SO, 3 times a week went to dinner, then second dinner an hour later Tryin to kill me? Electronic music and hip-hop. I was a rock elitist, then grunge died and was replaced by 'Nsync and Brittany Spears I was forced to broaden musical horizons. Am I the only one who tried to enlarge the pic by tapping on it? Just started using bing on my iOS device (would love an option for duck duck go to be honest)... I have had my fill of Google. Wow. I live in Europe and I have to pay 2,49€ (3,25 US$) for 0,5 L (17oz) ok that was funny i guess Yeah, a few too many "cheese" references... All of those are great movies. Cool i just changed mine to: She was scared of your probable reaction Your insides change every 6 months ? What the fuck? Lil Wayne got you into rap? Woo-girls. It just HAD to be woo-girls... It's true, hash is all they got some places this smacks of antitrust implications. i love google products but this is giving me second thoughts on using their products going forward. shame on google Yeah but you don't always have a lead pipe on you. Do you? Not sure if low-effort switcharoo or full retard The irony. you wont be in a few hours ill be coming for you I can see that Not sure what I did here... That shower ...you just did. Add the kindle to my WL Nope! But it definitely added to the level of creepiness "Why don't I never" It's funny because she's cute. ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ This cute guy used to visit me everyday during my lunch break when I used to work at Taco Bell. One day I made his taco, and I asked "So how does your meat taste? Is it good?" Cris Carter Don't brag about how much period you can drink? Grab my girlfriends lips as she bites them Aww man I tried to buy it for myself, got through the PayPal payment, it hung on the "you're almost done" steam confirmation and I tried again but the price is now wayyyyyyy up Better make the move to tinypic/imageshack. "Baby kitten." Canadians have been gracious... Not /r/wtf material whatsoever. are you serious? [](/celestiawut " ") When I first read the title I thought it was 'Albania' not 'Alabama'. iPhones fall, they don't br..... oh wait She may have a abscess. Wife had this had to go to ER for emergency drainage... ick I'm 100% pure italian, with the italian features and everything, but people just think I'm jewish Waitress in the Louisiana on being asked about gf options: "Gluten free? No, we like to keep things nice 'n fattening down here." Its not stealing... It's okay for two different youtubers to play the same game... Is everything in USA this fucked up stupid? Hyrule is filled with internet memes Is this what they understand behind "prosperity" and "wealth"? What I'm looking for is actually just a ' ' face on a white background, which slowly transforms into a 'ಠᴗಠ' face. But also, the difference in reactions to when people indicate their sex/gender in posts is kind of ridiculous. I saw one today where the someone assumed that the original poster was female and got a ton of downvotes, and his response "I'm a man " had quite a few upvotes. But when someone says they're not a "sir" in similar contexts, it often either totally changes the conversation (i.e., enter sex jokes and accusations of white knighting) or they get downvoted for being attention whores (i.e., women). it really bums me out. No kidding - he even was recording the inflation of the inflatable. Adverts on your Kindle? How did you know what they posted on Facebook? Naranja? Thats orange in spanish Responded to a Craigslist ad that stated "many snes games available at great prices". After a couple emails found out the guy had a CIB super Metroid and CIB firepower 2000 I was interested in. When we started taking money he said I could take them both for $1000 and he was doing me a favor because he had "multiple offers for much higher". That's a scooter The guy walked in wearing jeans and a t shirt.. I kept making up scenarios where the real doctor would come in and look at this guy like.. Ermagawd phirst comment You mean the girl that played the baby girl Elora? The good news: tyre sales are about to rise. So because crime has declined for twenty straight years, as cited in the article, poverty has obviously declined the exact same amount, right? I was making out with a guy and I started to caress him and I moved my hand on to his junk and he moved his hand on to my lady part and I started to think about what I was going to say to accompany this action. I was at a cross between "Do you like that daddy?" or "I like that dick daddy." What I said was..."Do you like that dick daddy?" Can you help me? I'm trying to make it too, but I don't know what I'm doing. I can't make it bigger in TextEdit (Windows). WHAT? On the character screen I picked my player, and the other 2 players disappeared and reappeared. When I got to the waiting room, the red space was there. When the match started, I couldn't play. I was watching a match between 4 other people. Spooky Implying theres anything threatening the US. Apart from those pesky murderous canucks, goddammit canada ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ You should give them that information right away LoL... I eat it. What do you think? Try posting something original. Oh, those tricky Pokeymans. This guy's butt crack opens horizontally. Or a strap-on. Frosted tips...thanks for bringing me back to my biggest mistake ever That is not acceptable in ANY circumstance. 8 Years does not make sense. That's a toddler. MSE: Protects you from 1 threat, destroys file index of entire (unrelated) external hard drive, requiring a CHKDSK file recovery operation for 48 hours. I think you're stuck in the small picture. This machine is the future advancement of science. If people or insurers have money to throw around, then thank you. I do agree it is messed up though If they lie to the patient and increase cost Near the end one bottle was spilling on another. Oh, we'll that's better. Coochy co... Wait. Youch. Not sure where I'm at, but I adjusted my sensitivity and it impacted my game so hard I'm still considering it. Almost every game coming out on top. I used to play on 3, now I'm on 9-11 all the time. Just sucks though, I'm over halfway through my 4th prestige....should have done it earlier. NO! Words can't even...NO!! Same here, I would visit out of curiosity at times but never stuck around cause I didn't understand the page layout. One day, while having a weird conversation a coworker told me to check out /r/spacedicks. Never again. A sack?.. Fucking 3D. God I hate that shit. For most of the movies now, it's essentially just 'paying extra to be uncomfortable'. 99% of the time the movie isn't worth even putting 3D in. Augh Okay you have to draw the line somewhere Persian guy I might be a minority, but as an American, I really hate "us" remaking movies that are perfectly fine to begin with, especially when they haven't been changed alot. I haven't seen the American version of this, but I thought the Swedish one was great. I also felt this way about Let Me In/Let the Right One In. I feel like it enforces the whole "Americans don't watch foreign movies, but they'll watch the same exact movie remade shortly after." Is it a marijuana leaf ? lifting people's spirits wherever it goes? This is the second time I've seen Grandma porn this week Looks like the small penises gave the big penises a ride......... Might I point out the irony in the title of this post? 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Oh next season makes it so much better. **wat ** I see your making use of the . So am I This worked out really well after Katrina in NOLA. Your nipples would start to look like spaghetti was coming out of them. It's like you're just scrambling to use internet memes Not to mention our good friend " ". I have never met you, but I really dislike you. Ability to play flash? Why the fuck is that still relevant anymore only? Fucking food snobs Fucking food snobs Fucking food snobs Fucking food snobs Are you sure that's your letter carrier... Because you should downvote comics that you think didn't actually happen. Ever served? You must be fuckin high if you think they make enough I only see two creases on mine Know the blonde and have met the brunette a couple times. That is definitely how they act when drunk at normal house parties or the bars. How in the hell did you shave your ass hole Oh god.... Reminds me of the Annie's Gift series on nosleep. Now i cant stop rubbing my eyes I know that's the thing! I hate to be like Karkat(yet I have mental issues I can't help) and people think I'm either nice or an ass. FML IN REALITY IT SUCKS ASS # # # How did you know?! Embarrassed to say this took me much longer than a second What happens at zero Hundreds of years of slavery, then generations of seperate but VERY MUCH unequal segregation, Jim Crow laws, repeated racial discrimination, gerrymandering, racial profiling, lack of education, but it's the 'thug life' that keeps Black people down. Riiiiiiight. At first I was scared for you, because thought you were a boy trying to hide a boner... Nope that's worse, terribly sorry. Looking at you *The Walking Dead* Agreed. Sad that I got excited by seeing it in the photo, given the context. but...if you're telling me this... and .... you're on...the... n..e.....t... Finding Nemo ლ( ლ) Way to be that guy That escalated quickly So this means Saudi Arabia can't be infected because it closes its harbors... humanity can be so hard to wipe out. And when you say 'work my way in'. That sounds creepy x:xx No girl wants to pull pubes out of her mouth. It's one of the worst experiences ever. "What's this short curly fro- ... " I am german and i didn't know that I thought you guys said the NRA was just being paranoid before the election Time for a couch-burning party... Its John Howard Dermoid Cyst. Nice google image search Oh god...imagine sexting in that voice.... "I am rubbing my wet pussy for you, oh yeah that's the ticket big boy...you want to slide it in, don't you...ooooh" ... Wow this is extremely fake. It's a good fake but you can tell its fake but the legs merging into the hand. The other hand was somewhere else Lucky fish. I think the dumbass swam back into the rig after his first release Disappointed that I saw "jony can tread" first. Car related thread and all... Because being gay is an awful thing. 142 retails, + freebies + mods + dlc = 266 (don't know how the free stuff + dlc are over 100 ) Look, if you're walking around with your vagina exposed, you kind of leave yourself open to whatever comments they're going to make. Can't blame them on that one. And my response: Norton Your parents need to be in the mental institution, not you! Your eggs and broc are over cooked and your bacon is woefully under cooked (I can ignore the bacon if you're from the UK or there about) Frostblade irelia I honestly don't even know what the fuck is going on there. This described when I have sex with my boyfriend, forget to wash my hands, and go right to college/work. Being a germaphobe (and generous to the outside world) it only happened a few times, but boy I felt guilty. All the door handles I touched and items I sold to people... Why is there a reflection of a window on the tonsil Yup. Because I've got a scimitar, so fuck your Havel's! Just filled an entire cup with tears. Thanks. Snowman looks like he wants to kill you. Well, that would require to beat her a bit... Though some may like it Author's name is "Fowler". A super market that sells iPads. I think dicks are attractive......... 'Urophilia' ? Little boys? Good god. What...th-- .. .. My words fail me, and no volume of can capture my disdain for society. Then... how is Dugtrio formed? Stop blaming the people who respond to you for a downvote. There are other people on reddit... like me So Giroud and Walcott are making as much as Santos and Chamakh while i never do this, i find it equally annoying. also, i have gotten this from waitstaff on multiple occasions. i.e: me with a clean plate. waitress: well you hated that, huh?! hahaha! Me: (╯ )╯︵ ┻━┻ yes funny. ...or balls. With kids and 400k$ debt (from med school) plus kids plus a used car payment, we are occasionally struggling to stay afloat. Plus Medicare just cut my take home pay by 27% - a lot of people think that surgeons make bank, but we live normal lives. But, i won't be out of STUDENT debt until I am 55!!!!!! . My wife drive a car worth 500$ with no chance of new one in sight. If I had known the financial horror I'd be in and work 80-100hrs a week/never see my kids, I would pick something else. Used to get a coffee there every morning. Got to know this Armenian gent that worked there before the Indian girls took over (not sure if they are still there...). Something was not quite right with the dude, but whatever nobody's perfect right?He would occasionally hook me up with free shit, and that was cool. One morning I come by and he is sitting on a milk crate on the floor cutting his fucking toenails. I mean bits were flying allover the goddamn place...the floor, the donut shelf...everywhere. I asked him why he was doing that he said "I don't care I'm going back home next week...fuck this place" I wished him well, and promptly went to Starbucks. A few months later I see he is no longer there, and I want some coffee. Start talking to the new chicks. Ask them if the other guy is coming back, and they say no. He is dead. Died in a car wreck the first day he was home On the Google. Haha I would have too. I'd like to see that, if only there was some way. Oh wait... Why do you care if I care? Doesn't mean we aren't here What? You act like you have never played the sex minigames... ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ. ಠ_ಠ. ಠ_ಠ. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ just found a button for this on my app That left breast appears discolored, as if someone's already been suckling Especially when they smack their lips. I am from Bulgaria and I can tell you that countries on the Balkans used to "steal" traditional dishes and drinks from each other during the Ottoman period (some nations still do it). So, yeah, it's the same thing but the genuine name is Turkish coffee. I guess I missed the word "called" in my first comment: "It's called Turkish.." Not exactly what I was thinking. Go fuck yourself, spammer ┌∩┐ ┌∩┐ Sweet mother of . Oh man I just got owned Why....WHY?! GOOOOOO SEAHAWKS LETS GET IT DONE!!!!!!!! i think that is my friend lee Damnit, what's the point of facial hair if I can't style it without people assuming I have something to hide  ya and felafel is Israeli....... You're the one who gunned him down aren't you?! Mister... superking. could have at least let him try the sauce first.. Definitely. *It doesn't matter if they can stand properly as long as they look hot!* Exactly. I HATE they took away HCFFA. I only play HCTDM or HCCTF with my wife and friends. About 80% of the time I was playing HCFFA. Not a fan of KC at all. If they don't bring it back the will probably be the last COD I purchase. Which is sad. Worst ... Video..... Ever! Why am I blushing so hard When people ask me if the salmon or the tilapia tastes fishy... I imagine I will spend a lot of time here, just quit my job to go back to studying so hoping to get some work done and not just play games/reddit Woof That's the joke. imposter Um, woah, bro. You're kind of suggesting that we could just not be the people we are because it's easier. Being transgender or transsexual isn't a mental illness, but it is a structural and functional state of the brain, which is just like any other organ in the human body *except in that it houses consciousness*. As of yet we know of nothing else like it in the universe. Are you seriously asking why we don't essentially lobotomize ourselves so you don't have to consider the pain some of us experience? That's Valve's fault for making that the "Suggested" starting build Definitly not: Haaavee youu seeehn maah baaah tebbaahs Probably. I've been in five or six Darkmoon Rabbit raids so far. I'm doing this because I want to learn it. You'd fap to the lion king? I just looked at the wikipedia page for a Chinese spoon No. Humble Bundle key? Wait you actually had this in your mind? ..................oh my god.. well fucking played I knew that I never cheered for Jerry, every time I was just hoping to see Tom get his meal [](/ilovethebeefytaco) Yeah, mine too... ^ You could also try a tapeworm. I hear you lose a lotta weight with a parasite in your digestive tract. I would normally ask for an autograph, but then again you ruined my first gen 1 experience because I chose Charmander They seem to have only the dubbed version of oldboy.... They taste very bad on ice cream. Hey its awesome that it worked for you too! And I'm glad your dad didn't have to walk in on you doing something else This movie is amazing. If I used one word to describe it I would say raw. It didn't make me cry though. It left me like this: Omg I've been doing /r/NoFap for 27 minutes and I'm totally just realizing that everything is things and the world is people and omg sex is so bad for you I never realized it before but seriously OPEN YOUR EYES, PEOPLE! There's a whole world out there filled with drugs and sex and rock 'n' roll and fapping and clichés, just think of the possibilities! You really CAN do anything if you put your head to it (no pun intended, obviously, lol (DAE irony??? (I'm so stupid)))! And not like the head of your penis (dickhead), your real actual head that's on your shoulders!!! I just wish that all of our world leaders could understand what is going on and see what path they have put us on because it's really so fucked up that they just make all the decisions and literally care about only themselves. If I was a world leader like POTUS, let's say, I would totally put a ban on fapping! I can't believe no one has ever thought of that, I mean, obviously we would have to make some changes at first and it would take some getting used to but I think that if we could do it reddit, it would totally change the world and everyone would stop fapping. And honestly, when I see really long comments like this on reddit, anywhere whether it's /r/circlejerk or any part of real reddit, I can't always tell if people are really writing things beyond a few lines or if they really have anything substantial to say, so I've never read a post that's longer than about 4 lines. Anyways, I'm totally gonna make a confession bear meme about that. And then I'm gonna make one about fapping that I think is going to say something like "Started NoFap, life is now awesome." I want people to think of success kid when they read it but I just think the confession bear looks so cute and funny!!! I would totally love to stay and share more of my opinion on this issue but I have to go pick up my sister's kids from soccer practice! Talk to you later, everyone!! :))) Everybody in the audience: I don't want to play with men's balls. ಠ_ಠ how ಠ_ಠ did ಠ_ಠ you ಠ_ಠ know ಠ_ಠ ? Especially when you can feel them come out. nope: you were always bangable. A middle school in my town banned silly bands because they were "distracting" and kids would pop each other with them Have Bach 7c This just put a little smile to my face Your face! That shits hot needs moar crooked ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ *Some Korean guy*? Swear to me Torino , swear to me you'll never say 'cray cray' again. Wait, it's 2013 and people are using sayings that were popular in the 1990s? One of my best mates is Tasmanian so on behalf of her and others from there, go fuck yourself you fucking wanker. Bit of respect mate, this poor bloke just lost his home. Doesn't need to hear shit like this from cunts like you. Omg I've been doing /r/NoFap for 27 minutes and I'm totally just realizing that everything is things and the world is people and omg sex is so bad for you I never realized it before but seriously OPEN YOUR EYES, PEOPLE! There's a whole world out there filled with drugs and sex and rock 'n' roll and fapping and clichés, just think of the possibilities! You really CAN do anything if you put your head to it (no pun intended, obviously, lol (DAE irony??? (I'm so stupid)))! And not like the head of your penis (dickhead), your real actual head that's on your shoulders!!! I just wish that all of our world leaders could understand what is going on and see what path they have put us on because it's really so fucked up that they just make all the decisions and literally care about only themselves. If I was a world leader like POTUS, let's say, I would totally put a ban on fapping! I can't believe no one has ever thought of that, I mean, obviously we would have to make some changes at first and it would take some getting used to but I think that if we could do it reddit, it would totally change the world and everyone would stop fapping. And honestly, when I see really long comments like this on reddit, anywhere whether it's /r/circlejerk or any part of real reddit, I can't always tell if people are really writing things beyond a few lines or if they really have anything substantial to say, so I've never read a post that's longer than about 4 lines. Anyways, I'm totally gonna make a confession bear meme about that. And then I'm gonna make one about fapping that I think is going to say something like "Started NoFap, life is now awesome." I want people to think of success kid when they read it but I just think the confession bear looks so cute and funny!!! I would totally love to stay and share more of my opinion on this issue but I have to go pick up my sister's kids from soccer practice! Talk to you later, everyone!! :))) If the man had $200, he'd have asked what to do with $200 - twas not the question. You are most welcome. 'Toon' I dont personally think depression is something you "overcome" it just sits there somewhere in your mind whether you want it to to not, no matter how "happy" you feel. It will always be there if you have it like a virus. It alters your personality for good and gives you a fundamental outlook on life itself. When it gets bad all you can do is knuckle through and hope it gets better. No amount of talking, hanging out with people, or anything that doesnt involve just you yourself can help. Itll numb it for a bit but you need to work on accepting who you are and what you are willing to change if you want it bite a little bit softer. Im working on it right now, getting better by the month...i think . Interested in what "creepily nice" entails ( ೃ) Thank you for not posting this to /r/WTF with some stupid title like " " or "WTF". Zawkward Wasabi.... My first name is zack. My friends have always thought im really weird, awkward, and emotionless. And they think i have a weird last name. Which is actually much easier to pronounce then wasabi... So they combined zack and awkward and gave me the last name of what sounds like a sushi bar.. They dont call me that as much anymore. But its pretty stupid. I hate it..... so much. Oh cool, PC streaming and... Oh, Nvidia only. Guess I'm not target audience 9gag And I'm at a loss to how it's fanboyism Wow and I got divorced a few months ago, but we still see each other from time to time. ( ) DOORS, DENTED, SECRETS, HINTED, HOMES, RENTED, OILS, SCENTED, PANELS, VENTED.. THREAD, CIRCUMVENTED? That's what said Right because India is the only country with rapists Your username worries me... "Porche" I was actually going to post "ayahuasca", as I barfed like a motherfucker for three straight hours. Guess I had a lot of spiritual cleaning to do. Well he IS a custom condom fitter. Where else would he fit condoms Could you please call my SAHM wife? Yes, a three year old is exhausting, but I pretty much do the housework either in the evenings or over the weekend. In addition, you know, to all that "sole breadwinner" stuff. Also, sex is over, can you mention that Reminds me of Fry WTF *looks at username* ... Furries. ** ** gggGggg a bottle of lubriderm Ifunny gets everything *from* reddit. Self post means no karma... It's like he thinks it only affects him Class act "3 people like this" A better camping trip without wasting weed? Seriously, just get a piece and save your smoke Sounds like a song my friends would make about me. > Cornfused? if i was better at the photoshop i would fuse corn and a face... Yeah thats what i'd do.... They'd love it man... They'd love it. Someone asked what she did to win, and she goes right ahead and posts as the company Why would they give Lynda admin access even before so called 'attacking' posts began? I don't know if you're grouchy today or not, but I totally agree. But your flair is a bird Ohh no... You didn't... What a fuckwit. I would like a source here. Amazing customer service, he/she says. Both have good customer service, he/she says. No one who's ever heard from again... Important infrastructure in a publically accessible area frequented by drunkards? Cock blender The hell kinda name is Raylan?? Moderator of /r/chivalrymature ... Please don't ** **. I see some red over there  needles in a condom The first time I flew, I was 6'-3" (still am) & 210 lbs ( ). My shoulder BONES are 24.5" across & even at 210 lbs, I had a bubble butt. So, my knees were way into the seat in front of me, my shoulders were beyond the width of both armrests (yes, I had middle), & my short hair was touching the overhead bin. I'd never been more uncomfortable. Why were you watching The Exorcist as a child? I didn't mind the last G.I. 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NYC on new years is awesome, but I stay clear of times square. You are miserable for like 8+ hours, and then everything around there is waaay too packed to even get in. Shandlar ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ The content owner has not made this video available on mobile. Relevant username Is that comic sans? "Hands above the waist." I wonder what new thing this DLC will break on the PC version. We still have no background music since the first DLC patch happened. I'm lucky to get more than 1.5 seconds in my school. Except when I turn away to grab a paper towel, when it goes for five seconds longer. While it is true that some words were exchanged between the player (and both have apologized for this incident) every team has one member that "talks" in any sport. It's called banter, if you receive it, decide get physical or be a bigger man and not get physical. Williams chose to be the punk and shove not Sherman. It's sad that Williams and others resort to "shenanigans" but then it's sports "talk" and poking prodding is allowed if not encouraged! Oh look, we have a cool kid here. Ahhhhhhh. Wow. now that I know what she is probably using this for, I am super creeped out. You can smoke if you want but you have to use your nose to hit the pipe *DAT NAME* I stand by my Wait, people seriously believe that HIV slips through condoms? god forbid you have to cut your nails and wear a condom and put on deodorant or just generally not look like a bum. I think decisions decisions is better. I mean he's got to decide which bitch he wants. ** ** They forgot the lalalas after the 2nd line of the 2nd stanza Yeah, Carolina/Michigan was good too! No Primer either........ Looking for Jerry Oh c'mon.. Even kids in Africa know the difference between your and you're. Photoshopped Where's your evidence? Also, I'm hoping you're on the other side of the planet from me. Stay the fuck away, Typhoid Mary! ┌∩┐ ┌∩┐ "Speak China" ? Come on, you can do better than that! Photoshopped A giraffe with a top hot? I was watching TV yesterday, and my dad pulls out an accordion and starts playing it right behind me. He does not know how to play the accordion. grown ass men.... Ironically, we have a restaurant here named the exact same that sells anything but fish. I agree, but I have to pay for it in order to watch it on my iPad. 3rd world problems I read that as "My water broke" Misleading title. I was expecting bent over ass . I was really hoping no one had posted that yet. I wanted too You are not a good person. I'm not saying that Giorgio Tsoukalos guy from history channel is.. But.... Giorgio AMA. Immediately. Oh yeah! I have thought of that before, thanks! So a human child should be savagely killed for almost killing a cat? Wow works! Any chance it works with myfreecams.com? I really liked the Valvoline I used to go to - I recently moved, and went to one on the other side of town. The guy there insisted that the manufacturer **required** synthetic oil for my car (they don't), and if I didn't pay $75 for the full synthetic oil change, I would have to "sign a waiver" before they would let me leave You haven't seen season 5, shit goes sideways Wow If it wasn't for this post I would have continued my life being blissfully unaware of how Bieber's week is going. If so many of my peers don't like him then why the hell do I have to keep hearing about him Or in my case, free myself when my stepdad put me in the truck because he wanted to see if the latch thing actually works.... For sale? Really? A 'fill-it' knife? I must some kind of fucking genius then, because I've never had any problems turning on a shower. I remember also seeing this for the first time. Unfortunately it was my ex-girlfriend who pointed it out. delightfully disturbing Don't tell chief Thanks so much! I'm facepalming pretty hard over the height difference. Spent a whole year with most of that info unchanged. Tried to address most if not all of the issues you brought up. Oh 8% get prosecuted. That makes it alllllll better Similar story. A couple of years ago I managed to travel with a knife (roughly the same size as Stephanos). It was in a camera bag (you know the big ones, with side pockets to put different lenses). I had no idea it was there & I only found out when the security found it... on the return flight. If you're volunteering at an animal shelter and using a smartphone or a tablet instead of, y'know, caring for the animals... Stop drop roll Holy fucking shit George Lopez... OMG this taric has 4cs, and is 0/2 (21 assists)GG! I was like Yes, that's why there was a accidentally carrying a knife on a plane... sabotaging his career... surely you mean *african american fanta* Wtf, Says it would be better if dad was here, Then they say it dosent matter since mum is here. This is a really nice person Someone downvoted me for posting a news story on r/news ... ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ An excuse for a repost I see Well, in that case you owe me new pants. (@Y@) Get off my lawn North Queensland Sounds more like a CNA to me. I have no shit seen one of these clowns trying to "bag" a patient with a NRB by squeezing the reservoir False! Frozen turkey leg! Sydney funnel web. I nature. ლ( ლ) [x] so this is a thing now This was a few wrinkles away from being r/WTF Now I'm curious. Yeah unfortunately I'm just an idiot. But, I believe I was thrown off by some of the new ambient noises I was hearing at the ends of tracks. I was wrong. Sorry guys! One of my best friends recently got a new boyfriend and has started doing that cutesy voice. Every time she does it I'm like Banking and government. Jebus Christ! glad I didn't click on that ( ) Ceausescu are numai cercuri rosii?! ** ** Instead, we get a credit nerf, and a further devaluing of the Grade 7 parts. My soul Oh, snap. I laughed, but then I realized that's an actual thing X-posting ! :) Stupid generator upvoted anyway :) I upvoted, but also have to say Ah yes. This is truly /r/wtf-worthy. Bahahaha 100Gb chaque Never.enough. It doesn't really count if you go back in time and kill them before you're there to notice Yeah, he's kind of a big deal I'll tell you when I'm done. No wonder they were able to get the artwork and gold there so quickly... Ahh, thank you. My iPad strikes again. Autocorrects you're to your all the time for some reason. I would want it but if other people could have it I would get stares all day every day. So no The only trigger I know of is when you travel to Dawnstar. Yeah, because Android isn't a Google product When I eat honey nut cheerios it makes me feel like im in lala land Stupid fucking pun threads My dad was at this concert! Now I know what he meant when he said the Beastie Boys got Madonna wet . It seems to be there is a heavy percentage of Middle Eastern people who own gas stations and corner stores. Also, there is an overwhelming majority of Indians who own Subways. Plus, all the Chinese fast food restuarants are operated by Chinese With all this talk of Gore getting bought by AlJezera(sp ) ThAn Made me Oh! Thank you for clearing that up. "Awesomest." Strange, my cat absolutely hates my viola and the sounds it makes. It's the only way I can get her out of my room while keeping my own body in it Hipsters thats who If you're on a phone how the hell you managed to type this " "? I think you have the nice guy syndrome. How in the hell do your gums bleed at the dentist? 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Only 3 quarts of oil in 3000 miles "Cry" and all of the events preceding it are really sad; I can't bear to re-watch those parts of "Choke." I love the "Not the Boy Next Door" scene, since it's such a triumph for Kurt, which only makes it hurt worse when Rachel falls as hard as she does. Then the next few episodes and season 4 happen so whatever ## I don't know why people are downvoting you. It's a perfectly legitimate pun. Damn you ill-educated redditors. Rhode Island lists it. Our licenses renew every five years so there's a good opportunity for fluctuation, or in my case 70 pounds..... Shit! I thought that said tonsil, and I was like "There are many fish in the sea".... look at the comments.. FUNNY. Wow. Just wow. Errrrmmm no batarang? Liquid shouldn't be an issue for electricity. Cringed on that though... Or they laid them all off mine too, and he was an electrical engineering professor My brother. He's a monster Muy relevante How does one type: " "? (I copy pasted) Ugh, modern In Flames I live in New Orleans. I get asked, to this day, if the flooding from Katrina has gone down. It's been over 7 years. No, I still take a boat to work. Average..... SRSY, its sand Anyone have fries for that ketchup and mayo? Because your Mac disapproves I didn't even notice the one on the right I search high and low for my hometown on Reddit and this is what I find 17 is old enough to make out I don't think that was a good first verse to hear from SGP I don't usually downvote on r/funny, but this wasn't funny. At all. Please return it to its original location I heard what you said. Yes. ಠ_ಠ darnit, i shoulda meta tagged [youtube] on it.... Well as a current college student, that was thoroughly fucking depressing Oh God, the memories. I can still hear it exactly as it was Yeah because sex with an eleven year old is so much better From the sounds piccolo was making idk if he was fusing or having an epic orgasm. Either way he enjoys nail being inside Him like I'd rather not. My nick is something we eat at my country. The funny part is that I googled it to show you some pictures, turns out Solenka is a porn star I loved the idea but after reading this... The people of that girth don't get out of their car to eat fast food! The drive thru is where they go. Isn't being lazy one of the reasons people get fat in the first place? "Not my best skill." Hmm... then they probably don't like white, Jewish guys Blow & hookers. How is that a tolerance break On a sidenote amumu's translated ign means *blue balls* no diana buffs? This, is the exact reason I refuse to buy a used iPad...or any touch screen device. Creative uses... How do you all know so much about Justin bieber Had big knockers. Patriotism Yes, your comment is a good example of a slippery slope argument. There was an ad for knives on the article good, I'm not alone! That whole ridiculous skit by the 3 iconic idiots - shame that the industry or whoever planned that thought that those people represented or pigeonholed the population of consumers appropriately. I was gritting my teeth hard. I watching you kid There's Pure White (aka pastel base), white, tint, deep, and neutral base in latex, latex acrylic, and oil base. You usually get those clear liquids a lot with neutral and deep base once they have been sitting a while on the shelf. I too have worked mixing paint for over 7 years. Never paid much attention to how the tint looks once it is in the can. Never, I mean Never, put oil based spray paint in place of tint. "Sheen is decided by base..." what? Once or twice. But my sister kills them before they do anything useful. Seriously! I always think, "oh fashion designers know what's up with clothing and how to wear it properly" and then this stuff comes up and I'm always like Is his last name really "Kilbride"? dimensia^dimensia^dimensia^dimensia Mace Windu's lightsaber is supposed to be purple Sorry typing way too fast. It was way late when I replied. Get a OEM 17 barrel From top left: 2 over 2 down never blinks Nothing wrong with that, but... SRS? "Adrenilin porn" If they can identify the body that is I am vegan. And people like this ENRAGE me. what a dumbass. No wonder people hate us. Why would Australia censor Adventure Time? Why did you have to remind me... _ _ dry humping Sir, you practice the high art of not reading the original comment. Mother of god, its over sea's ### So stop playing? ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ** ** > I will also be changing the wallpaper after you jerk off or whenever I feel like it Grammer I thought you said parents instead of partners. I have used to have a friend who was a vegan, not because of the moral dilemma, but because she was lactose intolerant, hated eggs, wool, leather and the taste of meat. It was kind of hilarious. She got obnoxious really quick, though and suddenly got (I shit you not) a God complex because of her food choices. She seriously believed that she was a messiah because she had never liked animal products. Should have been a TL/DR as the article that you linked to says the exact opposite of what your headline says... You damn well better lose your money game to us. on behalf of norcal'ers: I smoked all [6] Level 58 DK that's bored? Goddamn, that stomach :0 Way to generalize from one picture. ( ) My dog Yeah, I'm *sure* she's 18. I will never enjoy a public restroom ever again. Thank you ameliorate He even got him a drink ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Oh no, we're batshit crazy on the right day ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Well, things have gotten much better on the Hemenway strip my friends. Now instead of mice, we get to deal with enormous cockroaches. Nice, but a few of them would be a bitch to clean... This was listed a few days before the Eldridge... This just made me very uncomfortable. That GMAW looks cold to me, and the rough edge towards the end where the spatter fucked up the toe would get you some where I'm from. What were you using for filler, and what were your settings? And so are we about the "Le"... Ted Mosby? Going to grad night. My parents told me I had to pay for it myself, so I saved up my money from my part time job at the movies and started making payments on it. When I was about to make the final payment they told me to get a refund because it was too much money for me to spend on one trip Did you just say you compressed water? Thanks for those "seal having sex" visuals. The face and description reminds me too much of my own hilarious experiences. Upvote for you friend! That is a surprisingly true statement Am I the only one who notices that the only people who can read these notes are already INSIDE the building? I bet you have a *faux hawk* My pet peeve is people who throw the word "rape" around. I.E. "I totally got raped on C.O.D. last night, bro!" (An actual quote I saw on Facebook.) Should I? This is the face I made when I saw the picture: Yeah kind of. Gotta love insane people. There is less gold than parabens in La Prairie Cellular Radiance Concentrate Pure Gold and the legal limit to the amount of parabens is 0,4% in EU Peanut, I hate shot on my hands I had to look at your username to make sure you weren't my husband. It's down. "I've done that a lot." what other songs are ruined now... NOPE "But dude, when you go in the ocean, you most likely won't even see a shark." <-- This is what my friend told me, I just realized the hole in his logic. Is it better to see the shark, or not to see it? I doubt they’re selling Liberty City Stories, Vice City Stories, Chinatown Wars or the GBA GTA game on Steam, so it’s not really “the entire GTA series”, is it now? Unless its a weird couple fuckingdeadbeatbeard and they actually take up the offer and come down to you room to have you join Edit ; my ipad spell checked to that compound word ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ !! The author is Christopher Livingston. It lists this right under the title of the article, next to the date it was published. ... Why? The d is silent Sorry if I'm being naive here but, images in mirrors can't cast shadows outside of it Don't generalise I worked with a kid who once asked me if I had ever smoked a blunt dipped in embalming fluid I don't remember what he called it, but he was a pretty fucked up dude. Maybe the cop is just that dumb and thinks its what all blunts are d( )b I just learned how to do this ಠ_ಠ face. So I'm having fun. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ______________________ಠ except in case of emergency, then they're allowed ლ( ლ) Wait..they make it bigger to appeal to more people, and then they make it smaller again. ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ Jesus man, you couldn't wait more than 12 hours.? Your grammar made that comment about necessary child-cannibalism. Yeah, you'll have to guess. It's not like one makes the entire story make sense and the other would be entirely irrelevant, thus making it rather obvious which he meant. ** ** My real one cringed. There should be a comma in the title. So the iPhone does not have a hard drive? And it stores the data in the flash? Def child abuse. What human would wish that upon another? ¯\_ _/¯ Was showing a perspective client around to give him a tour (I work in a gym) and while he was busying himself looking around, I went to put away one of the step boxes that people leave around with the rest of the equipment(I'M LOOKING AT YOU, PEOPLE WHO DON'T RACK YOUR WEIGHTS ). I'm really short, and they have a sort of trapezoidal shape, which makes them awkward for short, small people to carry. As I was stacking it with the other ones, it slipped, and nailed me right in the vagina. He was still turned away long enough for me to silently die a slow, painful inner death, and then compose myself again to return to the tour. I don't care for Facebook anymore. 0/10 edit: yhur african american I didn't know about these things either... Oh well... Fuck it Somebody at my school tried to tell me we should make research decisions based on an episode of House he saw. Yeah... cept for the *slight* difference in duration and the whole "Here, have a country!" thing, you make a really valid point! Get serious Why are some white people so ridiculous . Grew up with lots of black friends, shit is normal. GT 430 4GB, Sparkle 300W, 80GB 2.5" 5400RPM ... ┌∩┐( )┌∩┐ Mmmmhmmmm... I've only been to Cairo when I was very little so I don't remember, but I go to Taba and Sharam so I don't think they over-do it in the hotels since they work there... but at the borders ... but I like egyptians, therefore, I might be a big hypocrite. A long time ago I thought is was duck tape... "8 year old getting a condom snake" - I got about 256 comment karma for " ...Hilarious?" And watch them pop My pillow as a girlfriend ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ Wait - are you trying to say that parents don't abort children with disabilities because they like the attention? this story could have been half as long as it was. So instead of book burning we have moved on to video game burning, progress... Me too. .. Thought I was the only one. Not if you're from Omaha "Only Digsys Dinner, R&R Star, and Live Forever" 3 hours later, almost 2600+ Reminds me of a project I worked on for an insurance company. The guy who worked on it move to a different department and I was not allowed to ask him questions (I know, very strange). It was in VB6 using a SQL Server dtaabase and DTS package to push files out to another system downstream. I had to understand the business by looking at his code. I knew things were going to get bad when he implemented his own way to figure out days of the month (this is already built into T-SQL). Learned a lot from that experience. Or both i take offense to the johnson remarks. If I were his student (or his TA marking that thing) I would rant about how vague that question is. I've had just about enough of you trying to ruin my joke, sir. All gone. I'm more nervous about how my first post will go down on reddit than I was for my first university exam yesterday Why would you torture someone by giving them Bad Rats I wish another AFC South team did this... *Looking at you Bud Adams* So that's where "Holy Water" comes from Por eso no hay mujeres en /r/mexico That's not what is meant by quotesporn Challenge completed: now I'm possessed by demons , thanks... ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ You had the Office toolbar installed? Nice try reddit employee... Looks like I need some growing up to do As a Red Wings fan, . does anyone else think it's kind of messed up that people take other people's private facebook photos and circulate them around the internet? SHADUP! your pro ლ( ლ) Yep, ignore the problem. It probably won't happen again, especially because these men and women have access to classified government information. Boy, I feel like whenever a question gets answered here nowadays the OP deletes the post. so gud That escalated quickly. are you trying to make fun of me? What an assbeard, I legitimately appreciate this information, and will make sure I avoid using them in the future Except you have to buy a physical CD, and I don't actually do that anymore and I don't even have a CD reader on my laptop. please explain why this is a 'threat' I know- I end up using the in texts more than Reddit comments though. Maybe. I'm a terrible liar in that I usually spout the truth first. Then again, when I need to lie about something I usually don't get caught. Shit. I need to reexamine my 'honesty.' Wow! I have a very similar story where I missed out on a bunch of boxed N64 stuff at a garage sale by 30 seconds. The box was sitting near the table where the sellers were sitting at. I asked how much and she said it was just sold and the buyer was looking at more Nintendo stuff inside. I saw a boxed system, several boxed games including both Zeldas, Mario Party 2&3, Mario 64, DK and a few others. The buyer paid $20. I waited to see the buyer come back out and ask him I he'd sell it to me. He had another box of about 20 NES carts in his hands. I told him that I'm a collector and I'd be interested in buying them from. He simply said no and said "check eBay in a week". Seriously, fuck y'all for ruining what would've been a fantastic UGA tradition Still have a black jersey too. *grumbegrumblegrumblegrumblegrumblegrumble* Female orgasm Your floor vent is under your molding. So how much are you askin for a quarter of this beauty? They got some at my gun shop. $579 for three, comes with free Glock 19 God-dammit I already submitted this 12 minutes ago. I used to DRINK ketchup packets. Bright red muscle truck Don't think you're stupid- just go to General>Keyboard>Shortcuts>Add New Shortcut and then enter anything you like, I copied/pasted the in there and called it "lod" for shorthand. He's also frequently used on the Internet like an anti-pedobear; that is, pedobear may non-sarcastically represent one's interest in child pornography while Chris Hansen shoops are a straight-up " " ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ Had to check my nails now. My soldier's stash is untradable   " " -David Stern " " -David Stern No wonder I liked that movie when I was 14 Same, with "\em". I also have "lod" set to " " /u/Crimson88 - ya deja de hacer cuentas throwaway y contestarte a ti mismo. Good reaction... Liverpool Why would the compare feature on your website not compare prices > I found the men's option you were talking about There's something wrong with their downstairs That is neither here nor there! They sent us home because we were bothering the drug dealers! Also did you see the post where a gentleman was commenting about relationships on askreddit and ANAL_QUEEN replied (his real life girlfriend). Wonder if that's her real life nickname It's never good to kill people... not even one. Saw plenty at MBK. not sure if genuine. Change your flair but keep the username? What kind of treachery is this?!?! You would know how it's penis is like because? "also struggled with laxative addiction." Summer is 6 months away Yeah, maladaptive sexual behavior is pretty rough some times, especially on women. The stories I could tell! The first time you walk into a room when someone is giving themselves a garden-hose-through-the-window and toothpaste enema... Well, it's a unique experience not all people are equipped to handle. Well, that's just terrible. Long fall boots I had a friend who took a year off of college for kony To be fair, it looks kinda realistic from the thumbnail. Carving into trees Sort of been in that place for the past week. Honestly, it scares me so much I had to do something to move forward. Every fucking time! ** ** Before we get our panties in a bunch. Take another look at the picture, please. You honestly believe this girl wasn't fishing for compliments? If she wasn't then she wouldn't be wearing a wig. HOW CAN THIS BE Not sure if ... At first glance i thought you said blacks and was about to "meme" 419.. I went there once and mfw /r/flinn: Google tensor tympani, it's got it's own Wikipedia article too. Leet didn't start with halo you know. Same here but just for giggles "try" the microwave for 3 seconds... Magical Ok ...how do you do on an iPhone? Why did I read this as a black man? the fuck is wrong with me? I don't want electrical pulses messing with my inner ears. I think, I would choose... Beast [4]. Could be giving the injection with the wrong type of needle. Seriously...this is wrong on so many levels! Scratcher, anonymity, underage kid, horrible work What a jackoff.... I read the title as "befriends" and thought "what's the big deal?" Then I went back and read it again. Today, we couldn't fill someone's refill because the script was expired. She left saying she was going to get it filled at Target Been drinking craft beer for over 10 years. I was not aware of that. Oh, that's different then! Personal preference is find and dandy. I just start to get if someone starts talkin' shit about saturated fat. ;) Group three: I'm alone because I'm scared of telling people I'm gay (aka me) “I don’t think we will have problems persuading English teachers to provide services for free,” she said. “We already have several volunteer psychologists and doctors helping us.”... Not even a Dr. Who fan.... Subscribing.... sigh.... Don't hate me. Terrible and you should be ashamed. Damn, that lady was dumber than a bag of doorknobs. Already looking to get scammed again. I'm a dude. I'm afraid now to miss my periods. Agreed, I just had to use Xilinx in school. Their Microblaze C compiler was the worst. I swear that a program's behavior changed after only changing whitespace. Yeah a big part of the cow tipping myth is that they sleep standing (like horses) but they don't. When I was a kid I told my dad about cow tipping and he looked at me like and said c4ptainmorgan how do cows sleep? I've never seen the show... There's a character named T-Bag? I don't know but it'll have to do with cats. I always try to be outwardly congratulating if its a good friend, but inside I'm like "Oh god, here we go..." cause I'm not looking forward to the deluge of baby-centric facebook posts, nor being expected to ooh & aah about it once its born. I have a couple of preggos on my friend list right now in fact. One is being totally awesome about it but the other one posts a lot of belly pics & talks a lot about her upcoming natural water birth with a midwife & how she plans to cloth-diaper because she *cares* about the earth /r/karmaconspiracy: OP kidnapped baby turtle, put it near ants for a couple minutes, took him out, brought him to a mall fountain (explains the quarter), then took a picture of it. **all for the sake of getting karma** I bought a PSU from them, it worked fine until it SPARKED AND DIED IN A PUFF OF SMOKE one day. Must have been a faulty unit, was quite pissed at that, as it did cost a pretty penny I don't mean to freak you out or anything but, I think there is someone behind you in the picture. But people who refer to their girlfriend/fiancee/wife as "My Girl" are totally fine. They don't make me cringe at all. Catholic priests are always willing to help out male youths...... There better not be... 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I am one of the very few who speak Urdu this made my day.. Not because of how funny it was but... Because... Someone else mentioned the language and knew what it was. Do you have any idea what it is like and someone asks you " What languages do you speak?" And you reply "Urdu." And everyone says "Urdu? What's that?" DO YOU ? No, you don't have any idea! Probably because you never heard of Urdu. more horrific than throat slitting? It's winter in the Northern Hemisphere, summer in the Southern Hemisphere. Haha no I do and I know how to do it. I couldn't find a way to type it on the keyboard. I figured out how to copy-paist the face and make a shortcut. All is well. Alien blue has that option in it. Says a gun in disguise At first I was like ' ', thinking this was insinuating Jon Stewart talks bullshit. All necessary information is in title, why did you even open comments? not sure if trolling... HAIL SAGAN. I have like 3 time that in 1 year Are you buying Shadow Blade on Drow? What if there was an evil Nazi spirit trapped in that camera & they released it by developing the film? Staplers! >>>>>> >>>>> Nous oppressons les animaux > > Sorry, but pregnancy disturbs me as it is, and this is kind of really gross. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ TOO SOON ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ [81] ಠ_ಠ sized 's Vi was really fun top lane the first week. Then... Free week came >The Greeks were well known for their intelligent salesmen that all turned gay. Lod - What an insightful clarification ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ Now I know how to That's not the same pipe. Nice now I can frown upon people. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Yep, I've done it a few times where I waited the whole reload just to notice that I only have two shells loaded. The lonely mountain.More of a whorehouse rather than a strip club What good does it do with that asshole US Attorney and the IRS doing their crackdowns?last I heard, all the legitimate B&M dispensaries were long gone anyway Mod [le] me! You mean OP shouldn't have to pay his "fair share" for all the hard work they put into their house? Nsfw bachelor.....thesis Put the lotion in the basket Ok yes, there are some jobs I just wouldn't do You're saying speeding doesn't kill My, my, my. What a beautiful bum. If I knew you, I'd be proud. For whatever reason. I'll just....stop talking now. No, I haven't. Most likely because that is oddly specific Fork. Me can't eat soup! Both. I have a gambling addiction that cost me my left pinky and my big toes. And the person in the bottom photo is wearing a thumb ring He intentionally kept the cats alive as long as possible for his enjoyment umad *bra*, cause i'm stylin' on u? lol ...lemme guess I'm supposed to sit back and take racist undertoned shit because you say so? Smug? Sure. It's the internet. When we're done here we can talk and share links about cats, *bra* The fuck did I just read? I'm sitting here saying to my boyfriend "It's £13 down to £5... £5!!!" and he's just ing at me... My school has a Doc too and he's also a chem teacher... oh, not much, i just didn't wanted to see this kind of "doggy-style" ... I .... What? Meow. It believes it might be a shapeshifter? Really? I actually thought that the tieren ground type was a great model. It was almost like an mg. Now if Bandai released a MG of it... Comeon Bandai. ...belly button piercing I don't think oxfords look weird at all, but they're definitely more of a styling challenge than a basic flat. I saw a girl wearing them with a short bodycon skirt recently ... and markers. They were supposed to look like tattoos, right? ...Neck... tribal... tattoos. Op wasnt a fagot today...... Im watching you op Please tell me that car was empty Me neither. Apparently you can comment with images and switch accounts and and YES THIS IS GOOD It's unfortunate. Now the hairs in that dank are pubes. Enjoy And how you know Mr.? What is that thing between your eyes? I see what you did there! You are disgusting. Have a downvote. Fixing my god damned car, i really just need to learn how to fix t i stead of paying 200 to hear that my orientation is off again Ah yes... The classic Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon position I still don't know what FTFY means Adult (Parent?) and kid get plowed by a car. Now one gets out. MY BRAIN CAN'T. IT JUST CAN'T. STAWP. Yeah.... I'm not that smart.... You clearly just don't understand just *how powerful* that hardware is. LMFAO I thought this was a real ad when I saw it on the subway. Wonder if the Dr.Zizmor subway ads inspired this. pongyan2010, diontrice07, yellowdani24, boss_diva, sweet_cee4u, aayvee, feejiwater ... Someone has even took the liberty of down voting your comments too Yes. Tmi bro. Pretty unreal and gave me a heart attack. Lillard got crazy hot. Just glad we come out with the W. curry had some big plays to keep us limping to the finish line I don't know whether to believe him I'll admit I've gone 2 days and it was essentially still clean. But I'm a guy. Do girls really create such a mess so quickly? god this is a weird question but damn, that pic... Bad at yes or no questions? How the fuck did you get upvoted Now my head is forming sympathy lumps Well...what did she say? Practice caution in making scientific claims? Nevar! How else am I going to get people interested and give me money? At first I read the title and ignored the age, and thought ok maybe she was doing something cute while naked, like a little toddler, then I read the rest Glorious! Insulting me? No. That's it, im out of this sub... Seriously, a Sims3 post now? and you sit there and taking photos of it I can only hope that it's as good as the last Indiana Jones was! Same story here. Overall the quality of profiles on POF seems to be much worse and the average response rate is much lower. It might be an issue of scale. For shits and giggles I once paid for a 3 month membership on POF and the volume of people viewing my profile did seem to go up. I think I even scored a date out of it, however that was when I was living in the States. I'm in the UK now and tried the same but have had absolutely no luck. Who knows, maybe the British girls just don't like American guys. I know, but you have Ezrael as your icon. EZRAEL. Who explores and is an expert at archaeology. 'float to the bottom' Mother of god! You should put a NSFW label on this one and put it in r/WTF. This is so disgusting. I had to stop 10 seconds in. He who did the rhyme, did the crime Dat head. I got a lot of women buying the ovulation test instead. If I saw one try it, I'd ask if that was really what they wanted. I had to explain what the test was you already said that I would recommend it, it's good, not great though. but my memory could be a bit vague since I read the triology of this book like in 9th grade, 7 years ago . God I'm getting old. "N-Street" Too many lols. Lol AwesomeStory ! Today I came across a commercial claiming that if I did not know how to seduce women with the sound of my voice I was less of a man. I am gay. Admit it, it was your car that hit the mom. Oh and he hates gays too! I thought my hate of how fucked up he is was contingent upon his condemnable by death child raping behavior. What a stupid title. WHAT KIND OF SOPRANO EDITING IS THIS WHAT IS THE FLAW I MUST KNOW !! I'm guessing because they couldn't prove he was drunk when he was operating the vehicle. Theoretically his brother could have driven the car into my friend and returned home. And then maybe this guy decided to go drink his ass off in the car without starting it. I'm guessing the key wasn't in the ignition. I GET THAT REFERENCE! ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ How can it be too late to start playing a game you (might) like? Yeah, it was terrible. Don't. Cut. It. Woman. I'll watch anything Moisture transfer I'm starting to do that with my bro in laws character. I wish I could run with my 50 commando AND my 17 mechro, but stupid Xbox and I assume all other platforms, won't let you use the same account on two characters.... Aca en los yunais ofrecían cursos de "graphic design" con Paint, Publisher y PowerPoint. Digo, un buen diseñador con lo que sea te arma algo, pero What a weird thing to imagine. I played a 3'10" 400 lb dwarf. We needed to extract information from the town mayor. I had the highest intimidation, so I whipped out my penis after lifting my massive gut and stared at the mayor like this " " until he gave us the information. It took 15 awkward minutes to get the info we needed with this tactic. ...funny Congrats man.... Where's Gigantor The Space Age Robor? In a recent visit to China, I noticed there were NO pigeons in the several cities I visited. One wonders what became of them I knew it was going to be such a mistake to click that I like the second idea better, i still feel the need to play it at a volume i can bearly hear though, paranoid me. Oh. No, nobody else thought it was funny. It was put into the film as serious social commentary and as such is not meant to be laughed at. Still fapped. Like this: Ugh that damn camry Only Have you been in the bathroom? So you admit you don't know how to cook a burger after giving advice on how to make a burger? If you don't know what you're doing please don't give advice about it. Exactly . And you used yours to take a pic of them. Why are there so many of these post. Google is a thing! There's no fucking way that's a tuck-rule forward pass. Everyone knows your supposed to lock the wheels too It took me a while to find the whale, for whatever reason I thought it would be next to the ship preparing to attack, forcing the grizzled ship captain to have a cinematic style show down with the whale. Ahhhhhhh, the one post there isn't even ironic ... Stupid censored version Try cocaine; it is such a rush. I'm straight edged. I actually thought they were both men... ...what Thank you, I honestly don't think I stay sane! But I'm lucky, my little guys highly verbal and very affectionate, in short he is a joy to be around (most of the time ) As a colts fan... This face looks like Jim Caldwell... Repost I have to wonder who the people giving Reddit Gold to others for fucking their sisters are. He Favre'd. Dear god, Manning pulled a Favre...I feel your pain Broncos fans. That awkward moment when fans turn on one another . DAT LOOP You left me! Yes. Yes it does. Good god, girl, eat something! I can see your ribs! Dat awkward moment where the person you went on a date in Westwood sees your reddit post and comments on it . Hey, do I deserve some credit for that number??? :) I honestly don't have to prove anything to you, I am certain that I am. Again, not every Palestinian knows Arabic, it's called learning. I speak and understand Arabic fine, I am just not that great at reading Arabic. I go to a private English school, so reading Arabic has no effect on me. Please delete your comment and follow the rules in the title, on the answer submission link, and **on the image**. I saw this on FaceBook yesterday. Hardy-har-har. Very funny. I LOVE TUNISIAN ACCENT. nqollak 7ajaa labes enti ya tofla, my favorite word is "ml mte3ek" it just sounds so so nice. ... (tunsian friend in the states always called me tofla for some reason ) My dad did this job for 30 years! *no, I'm not Bobby.* HAHA LOL ಠ_ಠ. ಠ_ಠ. . /r/circlejerk is [le]aking again! Yes, all of them This thread is really disturbing even if he asked, an NSFW tag would have been nice The level of detail in the Tat makes me think it was obviously done by Belfast city skin works. Wouldn't get that quality anywhere else omg they found a loophole! I was able to smell it through my monitor. ITT: SUPER FILL UP. Because... Giving out paid journal articles for free is neither the definition of democracy nor capitalism That's enough internet for today. "May become slippery with use" [](/twicrazy)Wait, you dislike this because someone might have a balloon fetish? They actually try to argue it's consensual... ...some peoples children. I did too, until I saw this. You're a bad person "im looking for mostly PvE, with some PvE on the side" Skip to 1:40. "Until you're flooded with cum". Cannot unhear. Looks macabre to me ... I thought this post was about fried chicken... It worries me that so many people upvoted this considering the guy who's a lion said it was cancer. It worries me that I, too, have this on occasion. NO DUDE HE DOESN'T MISS IT ANYMORE BECAUSE I SAID SO Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and call bogus on this one. Lucky pats call See you were at least partially believable until now. You just ruined my fun. I've read this sooommmeewhere... you **l**augh **o**ut **l**oud'd out loud ? Joining Gold matches, all equipment ready, with non level 20's with tier I weapons and no equipment already set to ready. Then leaving and joining the same situation 4 times over to the point you don't care anymore. Am I the only one that finds that frustrating There is always a gun with the exact caliber that will break it. Really guys, I had to scroll this far down for WoW? Traditional roleplaying is all about imagination. ** ** "She can't spell" + "too boot" = When I was about 13 I used to talk to a girl on the internet every night. We were quite close, "puppy love" I suppose, but certainly not an SO. Anyhow the first time she sent me a photograph of herself I told her she looked like Peter Jackson (he was fat back then). She then stabbed herself in the temple with a fork. Haha, the good old days That...that's not funny...that's It is 5:30 in the morning on the east coast. I have been trying to sleep for the last 5 hours Who? who had their nips removed?! Now that one I love. Our local Harvey Norman (chain electrical store) was touting that. In addition to "high speed" HDMI cables. Not a video game like most of these other posts but Dominion by Donald A.Vaccarino, me and my friends will often play till 4 or 5 in the morning... Boobs But you're not telling him, you're just posting his sadface picture on Reddit! You were sitting 10 meters from the poor kid and you didn't do, did you? Ewww. To quote /u/jewboysandler " " 9th one down It will happen at a moment when you least want it to happen. Somehow T.F.G. (tasty festival girl) can tell when you're having the most fun and don't want to be interrupted Yeah *everyone* was talking about RG3 the beginning of the season when he won it. Oh God, I keep reading these comments like they're talking about Kyle Williams last year. Same here. The faces seem off. Why would Squirtle be mad? And why does Miltank seem to be making <--- that face ⊙_⊙ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Because crapping on Cleveland is something so many people feel so strongly against. Troll. So much troll. I bet you live under a bridge Any apple commercial. God damn it all is great except that longhorn flag My hair is turning gray because of this show. He's like 10 years old "chyu chyu" is the sound that makes. It's a flawed system detection. The same service said my PC couldn't run Crysis 2, even at minimum settings. Tried it anyway...Just finished the game with MAX settings. That's it, never putting my head through one of those again Geez, I didn't know what a great player Shevcenko was for Chelsea ಠ_ಠ. In 2004 . *^(looks at username)* Nice logic, bro. The ending of School Days . I love when people of other races tell us we shouldn't be offended. Thanks I guess! It Is a 5th gen Pokémon called mienfoo > That's just so wrong How is it still sending and delivered at the same time? That's French Size 8 is not fat Size 8 is squishy in the right places. One more for Nalgene. I only keep buying extras because somehow mine go missing. But on a positive note, I had one for years that I took with me to school, out biking, to music festivals, etc. and have dropped it many times, even full, and it suffered minor scuffs. Never a crack, break, leak, etc. But I do recommend the splash guard. Drinking from a wide-mouth Nalgene can end in an amateur wet t-shirt contest. Dude I couldn't just not think of Majora's Mask I had salami for lunch. Now I'm going to go puke. Snood... Nostalgia attack. I liked how the snoods occasionally gave you one of these: I played the original Super Mario Brothers for twelve hours and never knew that when you got the flower that you could shoot fireballs. God damnit, we need touchdowns. What the fuck, James Casey?! What in the actual fuck Man loves God and somehow he's wrong. JME vs Skepta , brother on brother Sometimes you wake up with less money than before, but one time I woke up with more. That means I traded goods or services for money ابدا ما سمعان فيا..وابدا مو اسماء مصرية نموذجية Heat is on in Minnesota!! So nice of you to post a comic... rehosted from imgur. Give credit where it's due, man. who is that person who always downvotes immediately? or... I don't play games Haha. I love your smartass act, its getting a little too mainstream tho. The OP is a female thats what my comment is for. Ye let that sink in Uncanny I did the superhero thing when I was little because I loved Wonder Woman. My get-up was my nightie, a knitted waistcoat and a snake belt Speaking of outright contempt > reclining in my chair and watching **not-gay porn** I have used damprid in the past, it's good but now that rainy months are here and I guess I'm gonna upgrade and add dehumidifier to the mix. Also gonna get some bigger fans. No more moldy weed for this sailor. Really? You... What have you done? ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ I hate to admit it, but this was my first thought I see your point, but I still think this photo is legit. Maybe he just cropped it to give us something easier to see. Or he is using Nodus and doesn't want us to see Wow your drummer is awful For some reason, I sang this song in the shower this morning Didn't see that comment before I responded.. I was like.. I read it all... Why the fuck did I read it all... What is it with cats and feet.. The cat saw the feet move, ears went back which usually means its ready to be aggressive and bites leg... I'm trying to eliminate that behavior from one of my cats.. He's always attacking my feet and it's usually 3am while I'm sleeping... Hopefully my screaming of noooooooo will do Wow. Ik not everyone has seen this post, but I remember this being submitted by OP a lil while ago. How does it feel to be on the frontpage with one post used twice? Does that happen in the book? ....because that's totally not been posted before Indeed... You lied. That's not how is pronounced. I looked it up, and ಠ in the Kannada alphabet is an aspirated t sound. So like t when you blow a lot of air, e.g. in the beginning of many words (tank, top, Thomas Jefferson). So in reality, would be pronounced kinda like "t^h t^h," or a bit like "tuh tuh." FYI, op is guy who uses his camera in "action/sports mode" and links to his lenses instead of writing out the names, and he just want to take some pictures of his brothers basketball games (think snapshots) and everyone here is throwing around mm-this, f2.8-that, etc. Someone even suggested buying new gear. If you have a Nikon and can tell him the exact steps to take to get into the best possible settings (a high iso, how to open his aperture the widest, where to zoom his lens too, then how to adjust his shutter speed) that would probably help him. Not sure he is even reading, let alone understanding, the other replies. It's dripping. -8 ლ( ლ) I posted this the other day with the title rule #34( if it exists there's porn about it) and got down voted to hell! That guy on the ground at 0:24. >*Neither the Bible, Torah, nor Qur'an are physics or biology textbooks. * At least the NPCs in AC3 were mostly "hey, look at that guy." whereas the beggar women in AC1 will actually throw rocks at you for climbing a building near them. Hah same!! :) if I painted my nails everyday, I could do it in a year no problem. But that's so much work The independent is a perfectly legitimate source of news that has an industry standard and several highly commended journalists. However, this article read very daily mail to me and is not a news story but it's opinion from their lifestyle page. Some weird effort at my university to raise awareness of deforestation. You would know, wouldn't you I_Rape_People_II? As in the television station? I say this ALL the time There is. It's called a fan. F is for **fanny** sucked dry Dem boobies I thought Jacky was male TIL...? It totally looks like there's a wooden squirrel caught mid-leap to his left. That was the first thing I noticed and I can't not see it now. Please for the love of God tell me you mean 'spay' What happened to the first one? >It's a good thing we are cutting them all down. So that's the sort of thing that makes you happy, eh? Ive seen a post of yours in every single one of my subs today the tail lights. This is interesting . What's wrong with green skin? You got a problem with green people or something? Since we already had Emi and Rin, probably going to end up being Lilly. ( ) <( Meth, not even once. ) The contest should be to send Blissfully cupcakes the fastest Because it's 1995 still and households only have 1 computer if they're lucky. iFunny Yet I received no jewelry as engagement promise... At least you have a mug No, I will not make a contract with you, Kyubey. Even if you disguised yourself as a Maractus. These names are... interesting... STEPHEN HAWKINGS What the hell happened here ( ) <( You appear to be obese sir ) yay sportball "we will trespass you" Being dead is no joking matter I went to my grans house one day and she has been cleaning it in preparation for some guests she was having over, and I say something like "oh everything's nice and clean and tidy". She replies, "Yeah I've worked like a black today". **ಠ_ಠ** **ಠ_ಠ** ** ** You think he would just copy and paste "reason" yet again? The table's leg when it hit my little pinky toenail Really. Rewinding DVDs You know the world is ending when people put "Friends" quotes on reddit Yes. Several. Why? Are you offering? ( ) I guess you could say ( )ノ-■-■ OP delivered His cum is brown It was, this is my alt account because a few witnesses do know my regular one. I faded out instead of the fuck you letter / meeting with the elders so I'm not disfellowshipped. On my main, I had lurked for like a year before joining and my first reply was defending witnesses and quoting scripture... ...I shudder to think about it. haha Then why'd you call him 47? My vibrator and its ridiculously unpredictable battery life. *buzz* :) *buzzbuzzbuzz* :D *zzz* :/ *...* Every time that episode is rerun, these pop up. Sorry, first I just didn't get what was for. And the "Also" part was just a mistake. Idk why I put it in my response to u, it was meant for someone else, so sorry about that. As if that poor dog had not suffered enough (> western bagel) I know! 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If I want to see naked chicks I have a whole internet full of them - for free! Why would I pay through the nose to see some boobies, without being able to do anything. I guess we should tell all those women you got cured that it doesn't count and take them out back and shoot them. Bad study... Yeh... Well I did post the link but someone wanted to post a video of it Your a dry guy Yeah, your smartphone which everyone who is trying to be frugal has. Do you guys even lift? ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ^i^like^slime^ಠ‿ಠ *i am not a full* is anyone else thirsty for the ders d? i am Should win? >I tried that. aJson library starts generating errors if I change the name... You must be kidding me Wait... we have to get intellectual protection from intellectual protection? Yeah... Really great for single guys... Drake can rap but I agree. I remember hearing that "when she goes to the bathroom I go through her phone" line and was like . I don't feel his raps or relate to him as a person but I'll admit he sounds good though. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ˾ಠ You used a great ball... Yeah child labour is fine if it is your own kid. Can we be ... secret /r/GayGents? K_K_K_Lobstah. You a racist Lobstah. Non sono molto accanito riguardo al calcio italiano, potrei dire di aver tifato per Juventus... Ma a parte quello.... . Except for that Stubbing my toe on a bedpost makes me want to start a special bedpost concentration camp. A bit insensitive considering Hillary is in the hospital these days... Well a friend is just grateful to have another friend notice him. Dat ass ... wow... You just got World Stared Not that bad? It's a trough of piss. That wasn't a foul "After practicing for two weeks together, we made our cinderella story come true by qualifying for season 3!" <-- Does that make Marn the fairy godmother? I don't get it... Roman's too. It was basically The way the first guy carries the dog HIM AND HIS GIRLFRIEND LOOK LIKE THEY ARE THE SAME PERSON. *God damnit*. Are toxins a problem? Sure. Did toxins make some guy who was clearly unstable go SHOOT SOME KIDS? Op... Looks like you found a calendar that's in some hot shit I had to take a shit in the woods/someone's back yard I usually just try to find inner peace. I don't like talking about my problems because 1/2 the people don't care and the other 1/2 are glad I have them. Ahem... instead of "fuck trannies" how about 'respectfully enjoy the unique qualities of trans women?' So after they kill a camper... They say "alright Brendan, camp around here" LEL you don't know ME Slice out a cross-section of the penis and count. Just. Like. A. Tree. I once took all the flies off a fly strip, cut them into little pieces and put them inside the hamburger I made someone's burger out of... I wish it was true though! Otherwise I wouldn't have to feel betrayed Well how about you actually explain it. I have no fucking clue what you mean by "going left to ಠ_ಠ" let alone right. I see in a macros menu, but clicking near it off to one side, left or right, does nothing, and you didn't even explain to me clearly enough to know if i'm doing the right thing and it's just not working, or if I somehow didn't get the explanation that everyone else on the thread got. 714... why.. Why? So.. much.. cocaine.. Why not? Why did your sister have her vibrator with her at dinner? Did you feel it? With your own skin? Steve... If everyone had a gun that shooting would never had happened HALO on PS3. those shifty eyes? do you mean these ? /r/reactiongifs does this better than you The new engine that was worse than the DarkEngine and the open world nonsense made T:DS so much worse in my opinion. Waiting for walking animations to complete to blackjack people? Horrible. An "open world" consisting of two streets and a few bugs to kill to make everyone happy? Life of the Party or Ambush from T2 made the city feel much more alive. Oh yeah and sneaky keeper ninja assassins, who attack every goddamn civilian in sight? No amount of Cradles is gonna make me forgive those Do you think this is a motherfucking joke. Can you see the stars? I heard from a girl that when she lived in China, on a "clear" night, you can sometimes see the moon Red circle in WOT Dont click OP's link! NSFW MAN!!! Diamond earring screen protector? no. Congrats. You know how to copy a comment directly off of the imgur page. The special ops training pissed me off to no end. The training was like a stealth level, get to the end without being spotted; spent hours doing that training, never passed, that game was not designed for stealth ** ** actualy it started right around when the whole kony ting took a turn for the worse "no foul play suspected" Wat. How? Why? Is this common enough to shrug off? Panty liner Agreed Because making a reference to a video game has *anything* to do with what is and isn't ethical... Logo in Algerian? I was dared to kiss a camel when a group of us went camping in the desert. I did it. Alien Blue on iPad, this thing is awesome Looks like a pig gimp to me, cannot unsee Had my phone for a month now. No damage, great signal, loud audio, very fast, and it's a great size. Why didn't you post it? The phrases you used "axe to grind" and "personal vendetta" are far more emotionally charged than my post actually was. So a conservative saying, "I think it's questionable that Al Gore sold his tv station to Al Jezeera," suddenly becomes "Conservative Slams Al Gore's Morally Questionable Deal." You far overstated my feelings, intent, and word choice. Vendetta sounds like reddit killed my family, and I am looking to avenge their deaths. Vendetta? Come on. It is pollen. Damn. People named nick It would be bad. I got a letter last month saying I could cancel my price lock guarantee (contract) without fee because of some channel change... and then immediately started getting ads for Grande in my mail. Called Grande, and they insist I am not in their area (the house next to me has grande) Burger, fries and a diet coke. Damn, you're right She labeled the raisins - It says raisins on the box. Use senuti or something Oh my god I saw the picture and immediately knew they were lovely Jubby and Royal Navy.... wish I could remember by endocrine physiology like that. I have Royal Navy and I lurv it :) "grease"? You just took the top comment from the fml itself I found the people who work I'm Gamestation completely unapproachable and judgemental whereas in Game they were nice. Although one did ask me if I was buying CoD for my brother Just one question, what is that emblem in the bottom left corner, why is it there? Also is this really OC? Took me a few seconds, seconds I spent trying to fit LBJ in Jeremy Lin, to work out LBJ stands for LeBron. Eeeehhh... the only Argit I know of is the annoying rat from Ben 10. He even has spikes ...Be right back. Shouldn't you be taking notes? OMG you used that me me that I always see people write! LಠL! ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ It was the top post FALSE. Sherlock Holmes doesn't make mistakes. I would say that this is impossible. Maybe if you jailbreak !? Some of us are at work. Please mark NSFW Every time I am going to see one > 50 degrees. wut ridiculous temperature but im sure i'm not getting the joke. And this is from a youtube video that is like 10 years old. Good thing reddit still give faggot OP 1200 karma "board games" ( ) I came here for sexyness, and all I got was my quickly receeding nuts. I was just playing what my friends were playing at the time, and I have been more into PC gaming than the Xbox 360 lately so I just did a one-night session of all my favorites with my friends...but, miraculously, MW2 just seems to have gotten worse. I mean seriously, someone was up on top of that one accessible roof in Highrise with an Intervention. It's like, "oh, you want to get five feet outta your spawn room? Sorry man, not happening." ( ) idk, i've always found it sorta emasculating, almost like i'm the girl He just donkey punched his daughter That man, right there, ~~is~~ was actually a teacher on Long Island The thumbnail for this on my IPad is a bucket of Fried Chicken. They already did! Toxx, Tixx's golem sounded just like GLaDOS. Tixx also mentions she's one of a kind and was created using a special technique done by no one else. Considering all the conspiracy theories of Toxx turning skritt into semi-sentient toys, I wouldn't be surprised if Tixx's comment about Toxx refers to how GLaDOS was made. In other words, Tixx turned another asura into a golem AI. I've taken so many eagle pictures and scenic photos, I'm wondering why I never posted them here to get instant karma. Oh yeah, women don't have any performance pressures "Came out"... True, but most people don't eat cats. ಠ_ಠ . OP you have some explaining to do. Females suck wait... I'm subscribed to this guy?! this just be a prank someone has played on me I will never look at Frodo the same way again Adobe isn't supposed to ask me for the millionth time to update itself til tomorrow, thanks for the reminder Pony's are not baby horses Might speak more about her ability as a teacher ಠ_ಠ I'd love to go Go to the probing area.... Provide everyone with these faces to use in later posts: ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ರೃ ಥ_ಥ ఠ_ఠ ﴾͡๏̯͡๏﴿ ๏_๏ ಠ▃ಠ (•‿•) Ծ_Ծ ¬_¬ ¯(°_o)/¯ (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ ╚(•⌂•)╝ t(-_-t) t(ツ)_/¯ ◔_◔ ლ( ლ) Definitely out of spite ... I haven't fantasized about this before... and you can't prove otherwise... Does he work for world car? First post and typo LOL u crazy, guy Curlz That would make for a good This can't end well if it starts with a Phillip's head screwdriver and a pencil sharpener. why not both? Who does this? ....... . 6' ? I think they have the strongest bite too All I can do is: He's wearing a Styx t-shirt I used to work at an animal shelter. An older couple came in, adopted a black cat, and named him Tar Baby the last thing we need is more leaks frodan THE incident ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ mine is between the blue sekirei (Aka sekirei 104) and kazehana Nicotine, Tramadol, and the Internet. We need to play better. ( ) There's a lot of things we can improve upon. ( ) We played a tough team. ( ) We're happy with a win, but we didn't do as well as we could have. ( ) We only scored 42 points when we easily could have scored 60. ( ) Oh yea yelling at little girls is awful, but there's *obviously* nothing wrong with sexually harassing them We don't talk about that game. I'm a male and my friends once told me that if I had a vagina and boobs they would fuck me, some girls had told me I have a cute face. I can't even respond to how much bullshit this is. So I'll just give you a epitome of "cannot be unseen" That is haunting. > I would then say "HEY that's Naruto" but then why the f**k are they near a village? I think I'll skip breakfast this morning, thanks! Seems like it. He definitely isn't *winning*. , Maybe you're the ugly one! It looks like it has David Copperfield hair... Thanks, I now crave for some acid... Actually, I have no idea right now. "you can have anarcho-capitalism" not really Swedes You have a very important point, I want to make sure I understand you correctly: I cannot buy into a vanguard ETF with $3k then proceed to add to that every 2 weeks in $200 increments? That's too bad. I see on vanguards fee schedule they appear to charge a fee for mutual fund trades. I'm at a loss as to how to do commission-free automatic bimonthly investments Drumming. Incessant drumming on the desk. Cam, I'm looking at you as I type this and I hope you see this comment. I will massacre you. You are a badtameez. Don't hijack important mod threads v r playin office office! In my books, you're American if you call it a "drive thru" and not a "drive through" yes, because of this video and this 1 guy, fuck all police officers. What!! I didn't even know you could kill with those. I've been trying for so long. .... Only in Germany She wasn't snoring. Pretty expensive vibrators for not even having a little bunny and spinning pearls... Why does it look more like Vin Diesel to me? At least he wasn't killed in Twitter. At least. How is that oddly peaceful?? boo 15yrs old ... If I ever see said vending machine I would probably buy 60$+ worth of cannabis on it [](/louder " ") > I see on vanguards fee schedule they appear to charge a fee for mutual fund trades. I'm at a loss as to how to do commission-free automatic bimonthly investments After you took the pic you burned your house down, didn't you? DIDN'T YOU?!?! That's great, but you're giving them a *used* sexbrush? Sorry, 2nd amendment gives all US citizens the right to arm themselves ... no matter what all you EU people think. But people walking on the sidewalk don't disperse into the atmosphere, either I don't mean to sound creepy but you have great boob skin! I'm envious. I escaped stretch marks on my belly but my boobs look like a road map. implying that only men watch porn I don't know what these mean and I have idea in which context they can be used. How to even type (pasted) That kinda bothered me too. Someone at work was actually shocked Iceland sell food of poor quality. Is this a trick question? can't tell who is wearing more makeup. Now someone explain it to me Yeah, it's clear to me that JTH does actually know what he's talking about, but English is not his first language. The poor guy is just trying to fix his computer and the stuff he is saying DOES make sense. Shame on everyone for making fun fo someone because they don't speak the language well Yup, and the outsourced worker will get like £50 to create a whole web site within 24 hours ...I don't know. Why is passport in there and wallet not? Her left boob is bigger... ლ( ლ) Why is she holding that record like that. I second this. I have been having sleep paralysis a few times a week for the past 15 years, and there is almost always the feeling that someone is either in your room with you or on top of you. It feels very real... But i guess that wouldn't explain the marks on OP's arm Every single time I log on ever. I honestly can't figure out why I still use it. Eye fucking Ha ha ha, sexism. she thinks you can recover from autism *Canada. Oh wait that's a state* I will never be able to eat eggs again. Shit, didn't notice I was wondering how you know that.. but then your username... ( ) 1. Yes. They're called the **god damned staff members paid to do this shit, that you should have already asked that fucking question to**, before signing up to give RIT your money. Does anyone else feel like a towel after reading all this? More like Fetus Chicken warning tag *'Wow it sucks it dry, I love it!'* Dad = How do people make this " " without copying and pasting? COLBY 2012. NEVER FORGET. Are you serious?!? I have to go watch it again because I totally missed that. Fijenoord? They actually billed me wrong, it was supposed to go to my health insurance, not my dental plan. I found out afterwards that if they did it properly, I wouldn't of had to be awake for it Warwick, go to bed, it's 12:30, man. Everyone is hitting in you... Er... On you... Screw it, have my clothes. Suddenly browsing reddit in the middle of dinner doesnt seem such a good idea No hay seguro? ( ) ( )ノ-■-■ Probably not A Feast For Crows. Petyr, what are you doing? Petyr, stahp . My parents are cool... As in they neglected me and let TV and video games raise me. Turned out way better than my sister who hates video games and has been to jail, why? Because she was bored and wanted to do something fun. Illegal activity may be fun now but going to jail after that ain't fun at all sista. Testing? Just jumped over from the TIL thread about Japanese soldiers eating Americans. This weirded me out even more than that thread. Why did he remove his spine?! I hate where I live, we're in the news too much and never for good reasons... And with the 9th pick in the 2013 nfl draft, the New York Jets select Manti T'eo! i just spent about 30 seconds trying to hit the back button on that picture *Info Wars* Thank you, *VaginalKnives* I fled the country to escape my relationship problems. like he fucking could take anyone's guns. yeah, dude, this 1 guy is going to take *everyone's* weapons...not only does he *want* to do that, but he's fully capable too. This is so true it hurts. Whenever I use my reddit humor on people (especially dry humor) I get nothing but . The worst is when you counter a joke with reddit humor and people just stare at you and say "it was a joke, you're supposed to laugh." So,r u guys planning on fixing the border issue or not-___- it's like a disgrace mark on ur face says u used to suk balls. double my battery to get where i was with my old gopro... No dolpuns allowed. "Balls in a mouse trap" all the time.. Well, I didn't know about that one yet. wat? username What are you a milkman, milkman? They recovered some, after they were used to kill people Started going to church this morning to pray, all I could think about was suicide I read this entire review in Sheldon Cooper's voice. TIL I'am an idiot Written by the senior partner of a law firm... It was the end of a scout meeting. Our troop always gets in a circle and discusses the meeting and says goodbyes and stuff. We had a moment of silence and all of a sudden someone's watch starts beeping rapidly. Someone whispers (So everyone can hear) "It's a time bomb!" and I burst out laughing. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Here: How are you taking the picture??? What's wtf about that? your user name is disturbingly relevant Come in, I just stoked the fire........ WITH PEOPLE! That Caitlyn flash ulti I would say that single handedly sailing a (sail) boat is the manliest thing a man can do Beauty isn't the only thing that matters in genetics Then why the hell are you commenting that "it must be nice"... Nice hardwood. Btw, that pee pad is WAY too small for a 150 lb dog. I'm not even gonna say what drunk me just read ... Must have been them crazy eyes. I've fapped with myself so vigorously that my pride hurt for days. Fine tuning is a myth and based on an ego-centric assumption of purpose. We HAVE debated before, and I thought you had good points, but was fairly disappointed when I later followed your debate with someone who professionally studies/works on genetics. That person pulled apart all of your references pointing out that you interpreted them wrong. So I'm at you now. If one of us is there, we'll know. If both of us are there, we'll know. If neither of us is there, we'll--WE FUCKING KNOW ALREADY. That could've easily been shortened with a shrug and a laugh or something. Ask a cop to do it for you Oh lord I agree. Those leaf ones really blew me away........ Arthur Season 10 This was my first thought too. I don't know what's worse, the first thought of it being a ball scratcher or the second one when I thought perhaps it might be a dildo Thank god you cleared it up, my uncle is a CQ and I was going to ask him about this Why. Why would you send someone ~~here~~ there? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ As the mod of /r/doctorwho: Your friend also uses IE Are you sure you didn't drop the pencil so she would pick it up? I hope not I've been so unfaithful! To everyone. Ever. I kept reading that as(s) licked I still can't find the flipping wheels wat It's official. Me and my hurting back move to San Francisco Only if I can play Bet that koolaid tastes great. This is politically ignorant. The right is so divided that this meme doesn't even make sense anymore. Reddit should know better I read raccoon as "elephant" and was all, ... GG.Edward My ex asked me before he even broke up with me. "What a relief" Was your teacher at least hot? Well, this is...disturbing. Still not as bad as her face Good god.... I did this with my dad.... I was 7 and i did that after he got home.. I remember my dad looking shocked and awkward after and never mentioned again. Urgh Oh ok you're right, you probably know much more than me... I'm from North Dakota > Oh ok you're right, you probably know much more than me... Number 12 from Jimmy John's why the f3? and why does it look like your hitting them from further away then supposed to? I can confirm the validity of this claim, i'll see you later Joseph . The fraud department of my bank once phoned me up from a blocked number to follow up a possible card fraud. The first thing they asked for was for my account number and sort code "He just donkey punched his daughter " Thank you. I now feel like an idiot. Society. Well she didnt go out like no bitch and stop halfway through the combo. XDDD but seriously that was terrible. As a Saints fan, >(I consider her mine now) How can one be ashamed of his scruffiness BEFORE coming out ? Thanks to my shimmering fleece, I was in the club of the manly (straight ) alpha males in high school. Because a lot of us dont know what a gimme is. WHAT Those are truck retreads, not tires. Because truck companies put $ before safety. Now I know where the Infestor came from Good thing international law applies within the territorial borders of the United States of America. All of the Mexican restaurants are Tex Mex. Holy shit that's crazy. And I'm glad I'm not the only one too, lol. I can't even watch someone eat a Popsicle. I'm getting chills just thinking about it. There's nothing fair about it. What's next? Assault carrots? Turkey legs being brandished as clubs? Seems legit... This was excellent until the Drow name Unfortunately not a feature of Alien Blue on iOS as far as I can tell. It has however ONE macro in the editor UI: Pulling this one out of the closet: Lots and lots of applets that hardcode the JRE version Great pic! I spy a sunroof I see nothing about NY. I see US and EDM scene.... Any one else expecting a rat or body part? OP let me me down I was walking to school one day and the school bus went by. My friend was on it, so I did what any kid would do when their friend laughs at them walking through the snow to school, I gave him the finger. Problem was the toughest kid in school was sat behind him and thought I gave him the finger. When I finally got to school the tough kid was waiting for me. He punched me in the stomach in front of everyone. Weird thing was he was mumbling something about a girl and called me by my brother's name. **I'VE FOUND THE 4TH HOLE** Canada a state? Kinda looks at lot more like Ron Jeremy.. You sad fuck od bless you I'd like to thank you for explaining why my friend will date a douchebag for months, fantasize about what their children will look like in the future, before finally figure out how douchey he is and dumps his ass (but still sleeps with him on several occasions ) Tommy Lee Jones!? Say it ain't so! He is the based god. why is that first link purple >A sério? Vivo em Torres e nunca ouvi tal coisa That guy is usually the only one in the room who doesnt know hes that guy My roommate and I fucked with each other quite a bit, and neither one of us complained about it. He is religious while I am not. The two of us got along awesome. I think everyone is overreacting here. Nowhere I know, it kind of offends me the fact they don't know we (Mexico) border with them, I thought we were friends! Are you... ...Eminem.....?.... I'll upvote you this time, but you're still being RES tagged... You should rethink where you're eating dinner What's the problem? If civilians don't need 'high capacity' magazines why would cops? Tell me more of this mystery gal... Nintendo on... on Sony TV... oh... OCD I don't even..... Well shit. So much money lost can't access photobucket at work You should visit a psychiatrist. You ask a question if he uses a stylist, but not a single one about the mans music? I got it. I was just messing with settings on my pc's network settings. I hope I didn't harm anything I got it. I was just messing with settings on my pc's network settings. I hope I didn't harm anything but now it's not on my phone. Not that I need it, just irks me lol I tought it was a chicken nugget Black guy here, I heard what you said. At Pollo after the gym. Was just told they have no chicken It's a living 7695... Bitch. When I was little I would lick all six sides every time when adults were using them. I'd say I wanted to unwrap it and put it in. But really I licked them thoroughly every time. Dat ankle... I...well... Nice try crab people. I'm onto you. Omg. My brain - it just, like, wut. I know something is going on here... I just don't know *what*. I hate wicker chairs.... My parents had wicker chairs Fuck you Thanks. I actually gave the watch to my father, who sadly uses it mostly as a dress watch in rare occasion while wearing a G-shock in daily basis to his white collar job . How dare you use my idea that I was never going to actually do and be successful! ... You win this time Greg Faust. TIBBERS that glowing guy seems shady I don't even-... OHHH Great now I want one. "I'll be watching *YOU*" My passive-aggressive side wants to walk in the kitchen and eat a hard-boiled egg while sternly looking at the computer screen [ ] for this comment. Oh so you are just going to bail out your kid? Come to Reddit to set the curve? I care about all my fans ** Fuck the dailymail** This song is now stuck in my head Who the hell downvoted you? Wow... I just.. Wow.. We had a Sonic that I worked at but they built it right across the street from our local sewage treatment plant. It went out of business. About ten years ago I served an 11 month prison sentence directly followed by a 17 month sentence all on drug charges. To be honest I was nervous as shit the first time I went down but that soon faded away once I got the hang of the place. I was in a medium security institution and our showers were single unit showers. You could see the head of the dude next to you but that's it. Rape hardly ever happened where I was at and I've heard that it rarely happens in most institutions anymore. Reason being there are so many gays in the joint that if you want it you don't have to take it by force. I shit you not there were men in my dorm who would get pissed if you didn't refer to them as a 'she'. It just wouldn't be the same. Imagine Gabe being 100 pounds lighter... I've watched every weather segment Magdalena Roze has presented these past 2 weeks but don't ask me what she's said. I'm watching you . Darius! lol I always mix those two up while typing I read footrub as footjob You are that kid in fm that trades someone selling 100m+ worth items and puts up every drop you found from mobs that day and asks for a trade. the world as a whole hates you. Spiders are not bugs. They're arachnids. Read that as "...throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato, a baby, and you've got a stew." Might wanna bump SL up to 80, but generally that's about right. There hasn't been as much action in the Kiln lately though. The only reason summons used to be prolific was because it was the go-to PvP spot, so you'd see a lot of people with signs down to get summoned for matches/gank squads ( ). Ugh! Men! I know the feel. My SO and I are still TTC but we've talked about what type of birthing process we're comfortable with. I wanted something soothing with candles and water and nothing but my soul and the universe. But I tell that to my man and he immediately said, "I want you to have a c-section. I fear for your vagina." srsly? I try explaining to him that yes, it may take a while but millions of women have had natural births and have had fine sex lives. I read him articles and all he says is, "I don't want you loose." I'm no expert but that's no sour diesel Or being surprised that they need their cash card, having queued for 5 minutes at the cashpoint. when they've lived in Beijing for six years Toss it in the tub. 'Cept dat username. who the fuck voluntarily wears a suit at a music festival?! Why has nobody brought up that relevant south park episode yet? ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Every time I think I've heard it all... WTF ? How do you know they're his Mom's, huh? Yeah, I may do some *twisted* shit to potatoes, but wtf man.. This is too far. Fucking hoverzoom. KILL THEM ALL How often do they actually accept? I just finished my roaccutane packet last night... and I find this thread the next day. Come the fuck on. Your joke is terrible I live in Phoenix wait, is that anger in the face beside number 6? If so explain now So the kids aren't part of the metaphor... So they aren't metaphorical... So they're real? *Easy for you to say*. I did take the exam during my apprenticeship and got back to work afterwards. I guess I failed to celebrate at all. I bet the girls love that. I liked both of those Not my intention at all, really. Just stating the source was Fox. If it were CNN, I would have made the title, "CNN Breaking 'News' " I'm sorry I sounded like I was saying that only Fox News would repost this and call it news. ^look up their doing it right now.... I still have a Q6600, it's quad core rival In the third picture, she's looking at you and thinking, "What are you doing? You're not gonna post a picture of me on Reddit again, are you? This better not be on r/gonewild like last time. " no sauce, no butter, just straight up plain, cold spaghetti. and i agree with the hunger problem, but turning a dead body into spaghetti... Those nipples "riding its mother" Hugo. Trailers portrayed it as an adventure, steam punk, mystery film but it was actually a tribute to film You reposted that..... From me ass hole yeah because he let his dog eat 15 pounds of ham in one sitting You can hear the difference. On a phone? "ALSOBSHURE2DRNK UROVALTEEEEEEEN" . God dammit. lol yeah let's downvote the guy who is correct. Sounds like they ripped that off from *Atlas Shrugged* LAUGH HARDER DARN YOU *are* I was going to say "Hide the Salami" or "naked twister" but realized that's not what you meant In addition, after reading the title, why does it correct when I DON'T want it? Me too. House rule - If you will be drinking in my house then you must stay the night and not drive...and to ensure you don't leave you must surrender not only your car keys, but all your clothes as well. Those songs really don't sound that similar, one is dnb one is Dubstep. Like I really don't see much of a connection in the two besides the reggae vibes. You are, but not for the joke, it's because the way you face your emoticons canadian here, is that **NON-MAPLE** SIRUP ? ahh...the *NEW* model...lucky you. Wahhhhh?!? Your username suggests you might of been born in '96. That would make you 16 years old I feel the same way when people say they're from the south. Turns out they're from South Carolina. ...sexies? how often do you see dead bodies? ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ submitted 8 hours ago by cruelhag Please explain that apostrophe I had to make paella when I stayed with friends in Spain, I got an enormous when I tried to use chorizo. Apparently it's a big no-no. Sooooooooo stupid. I work a job where I have to be contact with alumni ALOT, and I get so many questions about "temple made". Also had to sit through some big wig talking about it, makes you wonder why Temple spent so much money on it Because zombies aren't human "If they're going to die then they'd better get on with it, and decrease the surplus population." :- Ebenezer Scrooge. So...did I hear you say you **liked a rape scene?** Whoa whoa you're making a joke about suicide? I thought it was just helpful advice. haha rape is funny Twist: the meeting is on Reddit Lol yup.... Sure is!! I cant read therapist without thinking "the rapist" That looks a lot like my duck You're probably the first person to respond to that with something else but a simple " " Irrational? Double Flashbacks!? What does it mean ? Lorena Bobbit and a certain severed penis.. Yup it's not an official rule. Natives are the enforcers. Unfortunately Maryland and Virginia residents frequently don't know the rule either and become part of the problem. I'm looking at you crystal city Virginia Almost said "well, you were right!" then I realized you commented after it was already at 1500 karma. In the second photo, the box of tissues has been removed. Agreed. What?Why? Why do you make me escape all those underscores?! Jerk. Use some damn dashes, please. Gears of War 3 for PS3? I wrote "effectively". ie you said that I was being 'incredibly inaccurate' i.e. that i was providing false information i.e. lying.... .....you are starting to get really annoying. We are done here. Buttercup... does not need weed... to chill. Came for tits those eyes dont work in every comment though Are you really giving grammar advice while using the phrase "should of been"? Wow I felt the same when watching the Russian version of tbbt, mind blown Sheldon already has sex from the get go, and idk why but the female friend was just like Howard, it might have worked but for another type of show, like The Particle Theory? Ah Lockette. You break the dumb sign and bam. You're allowed into the chest. There are so many WTF's in this story. First of all the treatment. Then the girl claiming she's not their biological daughter but them insisting on it. Then them applying for financial aid to go to the DRoC to perform an exorcism. CAMPAIGN FAIL !!!!!!!!! ╚(ಠ_ಠ)=┐ !!!!!! ┌( )┘ !!!!!!!! bro ┌( )┘ why would you be bleeding from your butthole sir? ** ** Oh god. The link was purple. Dat natural lighting Despite with all the warnings, I still clicked and look on it DUN DUN DDUUUNNN After reading this thread, then this, this was my reaction Yep, pretty sure this is spam Katarina and miss fortune. giggity giggity This is kind of confusing, is glee not meant to be about singing? I would have thought they would have an extensive audition process to get some decent voices, if so then why is it layered with auto tune? Also, bad glee! Uhh, wat? No they aren't So you raped her? While making animal noises? Our first aid teacher told as that you can get sued for negligence. He said one time a first responder pulled out a knife from the body of a knife fight victim, remembered after that you should keep the knife in the body to prevent bleeding and than basically stabbed him again by pulling the knife back in the wound I clicked the down-load button but nothing happened Didn't even get a weird boner So it does.. As an ER worker I'd attend to his wounds, but not his bill. He knew he would not only fall into an injury but also into a financial abyss. But did it anyway Early? ლ( ლ) Yeah bro, just download the update. Everyone knows that this is a filthy lie to manipulate apples stock price. This is very difficult to do, and sometimes you just have to be thankful that your problem was eventually solved and are in good health, which is what I did :) but seriously fuck that guy. "grave" Really? "magazine clip" That laugh I haven't either. Mine was black, ordered on 4/11. I what I really want to know is how you found this. ಠ ಠ none...... Your wife does know about this right? Couldn't have said it any better myself... Because I love you 34:06 butthole69 "Le" She hug me, cried, and said: "I knew it since you were 4". I don't get paid to reddit, I get paid to be everywhere Man fuck catching him in a dark alley. Not even broad daylight on a corner would I take that chance He was 'busy writing his thesis' so he only had time to see me once a month. Maybe. On top of that he didnt really want to have sex anymore. Instead he wanted to talk about his feelings. My sister did that once, because she apparently didn't know the whole kitchen would fill up with soap suds. She was in her twenties. "rape!" ლ( ლ) because it had not been posted to reddit. Soccer accent? I... The good ol kool aid conspiracy reference. You forgot tin foil hat. Just once it would be nice not to hear the predictable broken record. Ya 98% of people with that kind of wealth are good hearted saints. I'm sure there isn't any other motives at hand that drive 9.8 out of every 10. It appears that you might buy into the politically correct version of things. But I do wear a tin foil crown. Eggception Oh haha, I know all about that. I was a counselor ,too and even as a camper I remember going to camp with a friend who's mom put on her form that she could not eat red or blue M&m's because of the dyes in them. ...you would enter a dinosaur? Wtf is smosh Never tried it but I researched it and many forums are talking about the site becoming too popular and too many law enforcement agencies aware of it now a days. There was even an NBC/CNN/fix/etc special on it. I sent this picture to my friend that loves One Direction and she texted back "why are you in my room" "Don't be ignorant." Says the guy with the username Gooky_chan Not cool dude Are you a girl? Why did you put a question mark on the end of a statement? That's dumb? <--- You really think it's that simple? The devs just make a button, and boom, we're done? This is the only time I've been on reddit and been so intrigued that I had to watch the video.. ლ( ლ) Read that as Get on your easy sister< Me too, dafuq did I just read? I had something else in mind... You mean it gets worse? Dear god... Read that as "I was a toddler when I was that age." Literally (yes, literally) made this face and was asked by friend what was wrong. Punchline in the title... I've been looking on google and I can't believe there really isn't a market for one handed controllers. The one I found is about $600, which is ridiculous. I guess I just have to wait it out . You don't understand the joke friend. Well it was looking good when Calvert killed fifteen seconds by himself, but then Bobrovsky lost his stick... Dude, how's he suppost to eat his waffle without a friggen fork?! New Blood It's Saturday. Though they talk similarly to a religion, the Vanu Sovereignty isn't a religion I read that as "felching." Yes because fapping to football players is normal . So the person who yells "stroke" is referred to as "cox"? No Why do you ask ? Khorne told him to. So....they are tasting your hands when they land on them? If I get up from bed for any reason (turn down A/C, kick cat out, etc), I HAVE to pee before going back to sleep. Even if I don't have to go. Such is my fear of the dream where I have to pee sooo bad but I can't Stop being accurate in your description about the game Here's a fact that I like! Did you know, a pregnant goldfish is called a twat? Finally! Someone recognizes the ocelot for how awesome it is! Ocelots are my favorite animal and whenever I mention one, my friends are like, "what's an ocelot, a weird Pokemon thing?" and I just stare them down, with a face kinda like this: . Now I can't stop Okay, but let's be honest here. There's no "friend", and it was actually you who wanted to be a dinosaur. Shame on you. Australian here. I saw Wreck-it Ralph the other day and for an adult ticket it cost me $18, I didn't get any drinks or food or anything because I was BROKE AS FUCK AFTER PAYING FOR MY GIRLFRIEND TOO WHAT THE FUCK IS SO GD FUNNY? She's gonna burn our house down Or *someone* was banging the ginger mailman But now... Bravery level: animal porn Most people aren't aware. It was a big thing when the regions were announced, all the anime fans were thinking it would be awesome for importing since everything would work on our US players. Now it's kind of like . At least he didn't insist on ScrLk . Zerg. Dat feel when you get to spread your creep all up in the map. Ohhhh yeah I've had a meteor before, though it didn't kill anyone. Except for my brand new fucking $60,000 car I had just bought a few sim hours earlier ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^ ^^^^^ ^^^^ ^^^ ^^ ^ ^ ^^ ^^^ ^^^^ ^^^^^ ^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^ Samesies, when we were both home over break. It didn't even occur to me that it might look odd until we were already walking back to the car. There has been forever.... Why is this not on the official wiki? Haha, the girls face on the right = Reddit In what way? Do you support mass child killings? That's gonna leave a strange mark in my history. Ghsost story formula: Somewhere out there, far from anywhere you'll ever go, is an abandoned place where someone died. The dead person still haunts that place, and every once in a while, people get spooked by the dead person. Afterwards, everyone went home without an ounce of physical evidence, but they all admit to feeling *strange* the whole time they were there. Spooky, right. This is not /r/blackpeoplegif ... oh . Mine would You're calling *ME* a hypocrite?? Disgusting post, and I'm saddened it got even 1 upvote in this subreddit. This post shits on the hard work of hundreds of engineers and staff on that team who got two cars out every race weekend. Regardless of budget, they worked hard for that, so I'm sorry but fuck your dig at them. You try racing in any form, even at club level, and see just how bloody hard it is to organise. I've spent a long, hard season with a friend who built a car with very little money because it was his dream to race, only to run around at the back for a season. It was a MASSIVE effort on his part and a lot of friends and family too, so fuck everything about this post and anyone who thinks HRT are a joke. A lot of them are living my dream and a few staff from that team will probably take their experience and go on to great things in Motorsport. If OP had spent any time in any pit lane he'd know this post is NOT in the spirit of F1 or any Motorsport series. Somebody has to be last. For some teams just showing up is a win! >Though they talk similarly to a religion, the Vanu Sovereignty isn't a religion Op is a responsibility, not a reward This is an infinite loop! I'll still upvote it if it's used properly and cleverly. Not "arrow too the knee" though. What the fuck is wrong with the comments on this thread Oh god that's AM not the shopkeeper How does one incorrectly use a condom? This guy looks identical to one of my best friends.... How much often did your dad get around? What the hell is going on in the link preview "there's more people" It says it right there My best friend is like this. I refused to hug her as I was ill but she made me and then complained I made her sick. Does your father know about this ? this forum is full of How hot is he? I play Reddit. What else would you play on a rig like that? Had to wait a min to realize he was not on a table I hope you brought enough for everyone Yes Got to visit last year from California, almost didn't find the place because my wife was asking people how to get to "Glen-da-low". 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Dude, your username..... Its beautiful , Mrs. Semen. Not kidding. What in the name of Your nail turned black? Anyone who isn't american shouldn't have an opinion on what's going on.. Leading 5-0 at half-time, away to Valencia Erm... Cheater. Pretty sure they have a new policy (after the whole Sandusky shit ) of no minor overnights. Kirby... geez, he has a pretty mouth. You obviously didn't see the details page 97 Apparently I peed on my friend Steve With nukes... Or longer Came into this thread expecting a pet under the covers or something. Watched the gif. Wouldn't that just rock from side to side? As well as being too small? I am not able to downvote in this subreddit, so im just commenting my disapproval of your utter ignorance and stupidity. I'd rather this work in reverse. So they can be ready when we need to leave rather than saying "give me 5 more minutes!" when we're ALREADY LATE Well ,that's what happens when you try to enter a cake . Any store that carries adidas? A Greek fella who left a CV into my place of work. His name was... Clitis Kokus I hope you realize that the line is "in" the knee. Not only was your novelty account already taken, hence the misspelling of "to", but both of you got it fucking wrong anyway. I got a swastika. Why aren't you guys watching the Patriots game? Yes, the paperwork sucks. And I'll have to do it all over again when it's time to change the gender marker God forbid anyone not being exactly the same, indeed. Thanks to my parents, my initials are KKK How does Ryan Gosling not know how to use a fork Nah you're right. You're definitely not that desperate now. I knew a family, who's last name was time.. They had children. Nick o., and Justin, i wish this was a joke. I quite enjoyed AoE3 and EE2, Empire Earth III on the otherhand How is that possible? If they are in light-hearted humorous comics they are, apparently. That means this post is sad, not funny! The compose key codes are Compose+c+[c,s,z] → [č,š,ž] and Compose+c+' → ć. I currently have my caps lock key set to compose and have many nifty custom things like Compose+l+o+d → or Compose+-+> gives →. The settings for which key is composed shouldn't be far from the international keyboard switching. However, this introduces an extra keystroke, from two to three. Oh god......I forgot about that part. If that was me in the truck I would've just parked and revved the engine for a few minutes and fumed the fuckers out. While I agree with what they protest, they are bing jerks, and idiots for causing people to contribute to the issue they are supposedly protesting against. That is seriously infuriating. If somebody has that much money to spend on one bottle of nail polish, I sure as hell hope they are donating to charity or volunteering somewhere or something. So many things forever burned into my mind, I'll never get that innocence back...and neither will any of you Look at the number of I's But.. but that was your argument for why you were stereotyping Americans as bad drivers.... Why even make the distinction then... 17 likes Our's is closed for MLK Day tomorrow... Double detection Unfortunately the #LPCDB8 tag is being heavily targeted by spam accounts right now Paid 17.99 at gamestop for it a few years ago I had no idea it is worth so much, great game, really unfortunate that it costs that much. You guys have the easiest divisions in the NFL...Miami Dolphins??? Buffalo Bills??! Lol. Put them in the AFC North and we'll see if they take home 10+ games every season You didn't link it. Didn't Brady beat Flacco last year in the AFC Championship That looks like my ex... 49ers.... i hate football "*titter*" "Get paid with 0.00$ an hour" you should get a job What the absolute fuck And now I'm happy sad , glad to see your boy is doing well. I have kids and can only imagine what that would be like. Dont get any ideas, ~~Atlanta~~ Patriots Yeah...because for every upvote I get a dollar donated into my bank account. I was a junior in high school and she was a freshman. The girl was Italian and possibly part Hispanic. She was the friend of another girl who I was trying to get busy with and basically took me from her. I liked that she knew what she wanted and went for it. I walked a couple miles to her house around 9pm. She said her dad would be home in an hour or two. She also decided it was a good time to tell me that her dad was a state trooper. I was a huge pothead in highschool. I smoked half a blunt on my walk there so when I got to her house I had half of a fat blunt in my hand. I asked her where I can put it before we got down to business(I didn't say "before we get down to business"). She innocently pointed to the trashcan. I looked back at her and just put it in my pocket. We sit on the couch in her basement and start kissing. She unzips my pants and I pull my cock out to let her have at it. She gave good head and it seemed like she was trying to do it like a pornstar. Very enthusiastic and I was impressed. She straddles me as she is now in her underwear and I'm feeling her hard nipples under her bra. Nice petite boobs by the way. I put the condom on and finger her tight wet pussy. She said the last guy she was with couldn't pop her cherry. I take my finger out and get my head in but it's so tight and my cock is bending. This was the second time I had sex by the way. I put her in doggy style position and get it in but it's so tight and just isn't really letting me get a rhythm going. I'm extremely high and after about 15 minutes of an awkward rhythm of going in and popping out of her tight twat I thought I heard something. It was probably all in my head but I didn't want to take the chance of having a state trooper come home to a pothead fucking his beautiful daughter. I remember the rush of having to get out of there and I started to cum as I was hitting it doggy style for the last few strokes. I pull the condom off, throw it in the trash, walk to the basement screen door, she gives me a kiss goodbye and I'm off into the night. I remember laughing from happiness of getting laid for the second time as I climbed down from her back deck. I got picked up by my thug friend from the city who had loud ass music bumping in her court and smoked the rest of the blunt with him that was squished from being in my pocket. Went to a Furry convention GetgetoffgetoffgetoffGetgetoffgetoffgetoff GET OFF IT! GET OFF IT GET OFF... Tuvix? And you're really not trolling us.... Was not expecting this... Meanwhile the OP is actually working and getting a better rate of pay per hour. My exact thought process: "...... .....ohhhhh okay! Heh." Thank u and NW ohio close to Lima. Sorry it took so long to reply. Lost my Internet service for a minute. ლ( ლ) Oh come on, that's just mean Have kid find problem. Have kid fix problem. Have kid make sure problem is fixed for sure... TOO FAR!!! EXPEL!!! RUIN HIS LIFE!!!! Wait wtf? He pulled the trigger for extra leverage? Does he not understand how the whole thing works? Dick .... Its a racist joke..... How would you have it then? Not that I think what you said is realistic at all mind you, and it would likely be a damn sight better than the current shitshow of backstab fishing, dark magic spamming and so forth. Permanent record... Kindergarten ... ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ you're the father of your best friend's younger brother.... (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻) I've only up voted what I thought was funny or I agreed with, but for the majority of the stuff I was just like "WHAT HOW CAN YOU NOT.... HOW DO YOU THINK THAT..... SRSLY BRO?! " I could have made a better commercial than this > At first, I didn't recognize creature, noticed the HUD, thought, hmm, not New Vegas, then I read "Point Lookout", oh Fallout 3. Then I remembered DLC crashes my Xbox saves. Now I'm sad. I agree with what you say about the gun laws, pointless fucking bullshit. But the point they are trying to make, is that the law(Federal) states that unless there are certain extenuating circumstances(which I am not going to look up right now ) a minor cannot own a paper legal ar-15. That is LEGAL ownership of an ar-15, a minor can fire them legally with adult supervision. But cannot have a registered ar-15 in their name, I believe it has something to do with being able to modify them for full auto(expensive). WARNING. THERE IS LITTERALLY AN ASS HOLE BELOW. I have made a big mistake.. MUCH greater, but NOT *infinitely* greater. By definition, anything of the Earth is finite. Never underestimate math Maybe you should take your own advice. It's a different kind of crime. One is where a sane (this is subjective ) person makes a bad choice, under the influence of a mind altering substance. The reason for the was more that the sentence is still wrong even if the whose is right: 'Sweet mother of Abraham Lincon!' Are you me you sound an awful lot like me ** ** I agree wholeheartedly. I had this happen when my middle school principle tried to expel me for tardiness Nursing mother here. Doesn't always work, unfortunately. It was a week after my postpartum bleeding stopped that Aunt Flo dropped by to say hi. She visits more frequently now. Fuck Aunt Flo You just opened a massive portal of opportunity for people to fuck up. ...hmmm, how about SINCE MILESTONE 1 ** ** Actually, repeating a remark from a black friend. It's his view because whites hold all the power. Wearing jeans for hiking? In snow? At this time of year? He does kinda look like a black Brad pitt... >weird... and creepy This sub-reddit has turned into total shit lately. I half expect to see a circle-jerk post about the relation of cheeses and guns next I respond to each and every message I get. You know why? **Because it's polite.** Wuss-tah and not Warchester Tjenare jeff The spaghetti The drop shadow on the left  needs to be reversed. Cannot unsee. All Pokemon need help leveling How is this different than any other celebrity during any other presidential term? >He got a promotion not long after returning. * You had me at "tax is theft." Especially when your pants are still around your ankles Seeing as Blizzard lost all their pride with a panda expansion, a murloc expansion would be kick ass....give me murloc blizz..give them to me ლ( ლ) I don't think think there's anything "bitch" about being outraged by the idea of being treated like a human fleshlight. If anyone assumed it was fine to use you in a similar fashion, you'd be outraged too. This is not the 1800's, and normal female desire is not hysteria. It bugs me that one of pikachu a legs isn't colored in... Seeing racism everywhere ... DAT HAT. As an English speaker, I saw "nope, chuck testa" and "karma raped" Well la de da de da, aren't you special, for following a book to beat a game at age fifteen that I beat at age six with no book. That's a 'Google Knowledge Graph' ad, not a 'Google Now' ad I'm guessing you already painted your feet. And no one quite knows why Tattoo removal? It exists More like None of your business... Holy shit this is original!!! You come to /r/BIRDTEAMS and ask this question? Have u had any trouble picking other items up? Because i remember a few times when i killed a skeleton and couldn't pick up the bones. This happens with quite a few item drops. I believe that the items are just phantom items, u may have picked them up already, or the game just produces the item graphic without it actually being there. Hope this helps. Bonus ಠ_ಠ face: How do you know that lube doesn't burn your eyes Current road trip was looking to be 1-2, and the W was supposed to be at Toronto This guy I brought home hit on my cousins, called my sister stupid, and dropped my dog... all within a 4 hour span at my sisters birthday party. Left him pretty quick What a fucked up culture... You go to all the trouble of making this poster and you don't notice that you mistyped "DIRECTOR." I hope it is The look that happens afterwards between the goalie and the defender is hilarious. The goalie gives him a look like, You need new friends Title is confuse, I though this was really gonna happen I'm thinking it. I live in fear of Republicans Then I apologize, my bad I keep losing my underwear too! I thought it was just me! I do NOT want to have to buy granny panties just to wear my comfy jeans, so it's back to my "bigger times" jeans with a hair elastic through the loop for now. hahahaha! @ 1:13 am Because he disapproves your hate against Teemo. Banana on MLK day.. This is not how sports work. as a former inside the beltway worker, the tourists made my life a living hell that weekend It's my local... and is rarely empty! You're not from Atlanta Funny how no-one has mentioned the mighty stoke city I'm aware of that. It's a stupid law. Cant do it. What type of guitar is that? If the neck is detachable from the body simply get a new neck...if not take it to a professional luthier. A buddy of mine had a similar crack in his Les-Paul. It was able to be "repaired" BUT it doesn't hold tune nearly as well as before and it greatly affected his sustain. The Les-Paul is now a wall ornament in his house. ** ** I must be the only one here amazed he was able to cleanly white out tape a banana. I have a hard enough time with those one paper. REPOST. FAIL! You mean ? Wut? Thank you very much, Barbed_Flamingo_Cock, your username is strangely relevant. You have been trolling me all day. I refuse your opinion I knew I had hundreds of stitches and hemorrhoids. I didn't need to look I upvoted this post to 666 karma. As someone going back to work tomorrow as a nude model, THANKS A BUNCH! Me Gusta I don't see it. LGD.PGG +4? then i learned it was a hoax Bulla and Bulma DAT POST. This happens to me every damn day in the shower To me it looks like he was taking a picture of Malphite... I'll never feel safe when bathing again '\_( )_/ "He has two heroes in his bottom lane!" Ummmm eggs are pretty dirty on the outside- they just emerged from a chicken's pussy... It's the only one Ive received an orgasm from as in an inanimate object. But I broke my last one. It's not waterproof as it states.... um many woman can't... look of disapproval = been up all night playing Civ 5 = ** ** Chris Brown many men can't as well. I could bind one of my G keys to say that... But why would I do that when I have bound? Bwaha, you sir, are incredibly original! Not only is that a horribly executed joke, but it is wildly inappropriate. All in all " " False advertisement. Man, kick a guy when he's down. On the flip side, at least our laws arent as bad as New York's You say employed by the govt. like it means something I have only seen this in the south (read:KY,TN, and SC), and it seems to be getting more popular I don't quite understand! Why you need a hole in a plug again? I read the title as "I needed a break from another project so I banged this out of my wife" Oh I get it. Cats. ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ Having a segregate mother. I find it creepy that women volunteer to carry a strangers eggs and sperm in their uterus for 9 months. Did you REALLY have to do that???? Yep My Face When Dandruff: Don't forget how movies can contain the destruction of a human body; but the moment a nipple is shown: Coño, Yo soy el unico redittor en Toa Alta es? Man my dad took me to a game a couple years ago getting tickets via a business partner with season tickets, lower bowl center no less. I remember the guy joking around that he spent more time watching games on the small tv out in the halls while he drank beer and talked business At first I was all *wut* It's the only deliberately condescending cake I've made but I've done a meme cake before (ermahgerd and the face) and I've written snarky messages on practice cakes too. So wash your hands you filthy human. I'm not sure what I expected to see when I clicked on this, but for some reason it was not a morbidly obese woman nomming on a block of cheese > 'Every bit helps' clearly you think the opposite of this. the joke Im just gonna leave this here A knife in a gun holster ? "colony of over 100 stray cats" Why don't you just wait until you can afford it. Sorry but it's pretty lame to ask a small biz to loose money cause you spend $100 bucks a month on weed and only wanna blow $30 on an American made pipe. What happened to his face..... Yes, yes it is But actually propagates easily from clippings... As an older sister... Daryl kills Merle. Hey! Has anyone here seen Carl? They're 14 and 11. Done it and still Got it for my gamecube If I hear that word Kegel again ... Da fuq did I just read? WUT I love anime and all, but the longer I'm on here, the more I question some of you guys Just one then This video again?! things flying and without paws!! Only on r/Australia would someone consider moving to Adelaide simply to avoid paying a tax Instead we got Boom Blox. Yep, there would be at least ten million people who would see that movie, probably in theaters. I think about it a lot. Hey guys a carnivore with a dead animal in its mouth. That's pretty WTF right? Right?? Why are you fucking kangaroos? a friend likes to offer to finger-drum on the belly baby bulge and sing to baby's and the baby mama's. says its an african thing to soothe baby's to come out happy and not cry so much after being born. my friend is a creepy moron... Gumby is tired of your shit. Well, at least it's not Concordance Extraction Corporation. It's like a flasher having someone arrested for peeping! White people be glarin' like this: But black people be glarin' like *this*: nigga u crazy lol, so you use an autobuyer to make infinite coins and then spunk all your coins on packs? Interesante lista de estudiantes mexicanos It has to be a pretty big window because when I filled out my fasfa I was considered homeless, not living with my mom, no job, and guess what still not qualified. Hella yes. I hope your still young like me though, if not, hella no I work in the gym at my uni. I had a boner because I also zoned out looking at lady bits. Then a bro asked for a spot I couldn't really tell him no. So I glance down and while he's on the bench and his face is like Most awkward encounter in my life. Trade him for Bargnani Art... YOU'RE WELCOME Those people who have the entire back window of their car filled with stuffed animals or dolls... especially beanie babies... Ni se emocionen por esto, la multa saldrá de nuestros bolsillos Geez...no ramen, no pop tarts, no Sonic - Germany sounds like a prison camp. Peanut butta'. None of it in Brazil ლ( ლ) No worries, I wasn't looking to be a dick or give you this face . It happens to the best of us. You can't be serious Thinking that "Pearl Harbor" was in any way a good movie. Anyone know the name of the song? I had goosebumps on behalf of all Canadians: Favorite boss?!? O&S are easy compared to the anally annihilating Four Kings! Crackpot Krugman as in the guy who won the Nobel Prize in Economics in 2008 Krugman? What a loon... Yet eight marines can take down a mothership At the time of this writing 246 people have apparently never tried to karma fish. Downvotes?!? I don't know how it works on a computer. If you use the reddit viewer alien blue you can select pictures *In Star Wars First Contact, Captain Picard travels back in time...* I was going to say "Man the Harpoons", but it appears Sugar Bear has already manned his. ლ( ლ) I can snap my fingers.^I was easily impressed as a child. Indeed. I have been paying into an "unlimited" contract for five years now. Long before they started limiting their unlimited plan which is the basis for my anger. You can't class action sue because you agree not to in your contract. Several people have small claims sued their way out of their contract though. I don't want out of my contract I want them to uphold their end of the contract in its original form. On a blue shirt... Was he black? yep, for me too. I had from 0 to 9 a day last two week Plasticchair - perhaps the Moderator team shouldn't roll out our Underwear theory just yet........ Mac miller 31 kbps >Definitely not saying his best is Family Guy, but still... So why the ಠ_ಠ if you agree with him? American Dad definitely is the best of his shows IMO. What other one would you prefer, The Cleveland Show? Right before it ends the guy on the left starts playing hacky-sack Weren't you disappointed by my name and flair? >>Definitely not saying his best is Family Guy, but still... >So why the ಠ_ಠ if you agree with him? American Dad definitely is the best of his shows IMO. What other one would you prefer, The Cleveland Show? Tagged you as " " It means she has been a Mac user for 15 years, not that she is 15 years old Oh, so that explains it all... best thing about this copy cat story is that it first allegedly happened a couple times just prior to new year in ontario and winnipeg. just. like. this. i call bullshit based on the fact that any reported incident would have made the news (mainstream or other) whether it were true or not and the about me section alone in the facebook link suggests that she sounds like a mentally unstable lying piece of shit. sadly it's true about manipulating technology to show what a person wants but on this, i call shenanigans You're a professional writer? Mother of God. STOP THESE  STOP THESE  What do you mean **the older three** Indiana Jones? There are and will ever be only three Indiana Jones movies. I watched this entire video thinking there was going to be a crash. TIL there is a subreddit that features pictures of dead children. Never has this been more appropriate: I like how they used the term "affordable" , then when you go looking to buy jeans in their shopping section they are 100 dollar plus jeans.... Tell me about it, how is it only Tuesday adorable btw, I'm also paranoid of posting photos of myself here... I don't know what the brothers around you are like, but the gentlemen edited out are about as non "frat" as it gets. Jorts and Cargos with no shirts no wonder we get a bad rap in the North As a graphic designer, I wish I could upvote more. Today I had a request to replace the flower on a brochure. I ask what image are they looking to have placed there. They respond with "a flower" GET A DOG Douchebag Dan! Then don't browse WTF Uhhhhhh you're rubbing deodorant on your underarms? OP is actually creator for once.... I thought these were gonna be eyebrows that looked like Nike but nope, thats the actual Nike logo used as eyebrows. In the credit union drive-through after receiving my deposit, the teller asked me if I was a member of the credit union I was attempting to deposit money. As if they have had a rash of non-members randomly trying to deposit money into accounts. No more memes. This goes for everyone 7x and suppressor? Now on average twice a week? But that's because I also have student loans I think you are mistaken. This is valves subtle way of saying "Get more friends " This was mine. You got me intrigued so I searched tpb and got gay porn instead I read your title as torture center oh. Regrets. ಠ_ಠ You could not possibly understand what I have seen . Fuck you too fifam ಠ_ಠ Amputated...Arm...? Fear boner here. Now change the water color too This is the DEFINITION of repost My wife called it smurf butt 97 better not be your birth year Wife always puts these in the dishwasher (mine are mostly coffee spoons for later use though) This happen to me once. Luckily I had a back up of it. Yeah, and is generally an emoticon of disapproval. Why would you disapprove of OP being a girl if you're gay? The longer you stare at it, the funnier it gets >Lmaobruh.com That article included case studies I had not come across yet, so thank you for that! And I was actually thinking more along the lines of acupuncture than chiro, mostly because my dad's idiot chiropractor proved that she can't read an xray and thus incorrectly told my brother he had feactured his collar bone. ### What if zigs wins the rumble and beats the rock for the title? Use to deface billboard ads of women in the 50's You really don't sound like a Ron Paul supporter In realtá è proprio Ingroia che farà perdere i voti per prendere le regioni chiave ಠ_ಠ This is why we can't have nice things... Did you *talk* to her? Nothing but the truth by Avi. The kid makes this whole shitfest about the teacher telling him to not sing the national anthem at school, and when it all settles down and he transfers schools, turns out he doesn't know the fucking words. What. The. Hell. You take awesome pictures to advertise your uncles work! Great job with the lighting noooo, thats like seeing a massive train wreck, pitching a folding chair and eating popcorn type of great.....no. Just. no. I don't get it. Yeah, can someone fix this? I have no idea what everyone's oohing and aahing about. I need to buy this. Where can I buy this or something very like it? I looked through the thread where it first popped up and I am seeing nothing about buying it! They're dead............. they're all dead............. Because the devil helped them. Do I have to explain everything?? lol Living in Santa Clara it was annoying that the BART didn't run through there. Stuck with the Caltrain. Can someone get the high quality from somewhere on the internet and post it I love the cat's face at 0:21. It's the original . That's cruel and totally unfair. Nice try FBI! 2:14 -2:30 wtf just happened I just giggle like a five year old. I also turn the most brilliant shade of red Funnily enough, Chicago's soccer team is called the "Chicago Fire." This is like 11 years old. From a commercial from Europe. Yeah I feel a bit scammed after the emotional buildup with the poor old lady. ^^ Oh shit, Thank go you responded, I was about to post on her wall "I saw your reddit post " You just saved me! does it say "with toast and haschbrownies" ? I'm here for you friend. But not in that way. Holy shit Did you guys see the juice pour out of his mouth? But but but... Why dont we just use the normal armor/honor. :( ): Stupid friend zoning bitch This is an old repost in gifs And now I can never replay U:GA, thanks. Such a fucking dope targa top truck!!! Lmao how fucking awesome and only 40k . Insanity. Please enjoy! Front. Wheeling. Tell. Us. The. Joke! Agree completely. Oklahoma is probably going to be the last state to do anything positive related to marijuana. Thanks a lot, Bible Belt. gotta get out of here I saw the NSFW tag right as I was about to click on it. That's a good thing because I'm in a lecture hall of about 130 kids It's the UCF mandatory wake the fuck up alarm. One of the many perks of living in towers. Idk if this is possible anymore with these new gun laws ** ** Corkscrew pasta?! "I'm feeding Nigger popcorn" every word was like reading a new sentence in my brain This?... is a thing? People who were mean to me in grade school but are now less successful than me..... Zero results. Yeah they were talking about some girl eating her used tampons. I died a little bit inside. I use the side buttons on the G700 a lot. I have one set up for Ventrillo, meele, and with AutoHotKey. Hey 2006. Peak oil, you say? Intredasting... Most efficient? Take lots of DNP, T3, clen and ephedrine. And starve yourself. "No seriously stop it, you're hurting me" Way to fuck up one of the best spots in Berlin you fucking faggot, go do an artsy photo shoot somewhere else and don't ruin it for people trying to skate I once picked up a hooker completely by accident. *hardcore* food porn..      ಠ ಠ The old 'cousin' alibi. No. I clicked on this link expecting to see bunnies. Did you really just call Batman an emo prick? she is like 14. Didn't they just buy a bunch of new buses? 3rd time I've seen you in 48 hours. Haaaaaaaaaaaaa.... Sure can. I live in Hawaii so it will come in on Monday . I'll give it some burn in time and give you a heads up when I review it for the rest of reddit. However, I'm not anything audiophile and I'm just a normal person that loves music so I won't get too technical. Click Risk: DAT BONG WATER Jameson, Powers, Redbreast aka everything by Middleton. Unless you have a thing against smooth liquor Wow. It's like my FB feed migrated to Reddit. Nice talking points. You brush your teeth before you eat? That is Javascript. This is /r/java If we don't see her damn face after 8 years- I might have to track down Craig and Carter to have a word with them. I'll sit them down and tell them an 8 year long epic of how I waited to meet the mother. I don't know what to say. This isn't a conspiracy. This is a fact. In middle school reading class (required of all sixth graders at the time, though I would not have to take it in other grades) my very old, very lazy teacher would make us search dictionaries for the full definition of our vocabulary words - 20 words each week, most of which I already understood and could repeat my own definition about. Then we would have to use the word in a sentence (about the only original work we did in that class). Everyone worked off one another so as to finish quickly and pass notes. I had fun taking my damn time using the words in sentences that if read together would form loose stories that usually ended in gruesome ways. I know she really only graded on completion because she never said ANYTHING. And that is even in the snow It is pretty recent news... it is just that EVERY person is posting about it. The only reason I would hold off is because I have myself food poisoning trying to prepare fish so..... For simply sitting? . shots ? Why couldn't you just do what ODM did?? "Unfortunately this video is not currently available in your country or region. We apologize for the inconvenience." The Wikia is a strange place...I know Jessy James. Tsk tsk tsk. What a fucking idiot Creeped me the fuck out "Runs on air." It runs on energy stored in the form of air *pressure.* global warming DAAAMN! She does have a bit of the James-Holmes-in-court look in he eyes. Why would you crop the item bar out and why is your survival house so empty? My best guess would be that you did this in creative and are trying to fool us... I absolutely LOVE how they made each row of desks in the main office a link to their website. This must be new! Me too! February can't come fast enough. People don't click the lantern when it could pull them over a wall and save them. I...I... ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ FUCK THIS THREAD IM DONE. WITH LIFE. No offense but your the one who sounds like a douchenugget ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Pretty much everyone realized it was Ali Larter. This is terrible bestof material. No. No this is not fair. Oh I forgot, you have to love the sox to be a Bostonian. It's the Midwest an area approximately half the size if Europe so, no offense but your statistic is irrelevant because I do not live in the Midwest I have the strangest boner.... Top comment I was gunna say, "dat laugh"... 9-2 foul differential.... Dat sunset... & You are now mine!! I have no idea how to 'friend' you Absolutely in love with this. At first I saw Ga. State in FBS and had to remember they moved up... I use a ladybug 3 sold by point grey, capture through a HP Elitebook (don't Have the model handy but it's a robust one), save raw onto external ssd's. A few months ago I started this business, so far we've only sold one project doing coverage for a new year's party but there are many applications like virtual tours, digital marketing and some industrial uses. I hope we sell more in the near future because this is now my only source of income . My sister-in-law had one at the base of her tailbone and had to have it lanced. It was so bad the poor doctor and my brother both vomited from the smell. Push up bras The way you say that is like they did it in front of the class. Or did they? One that doles out viruses. You can tun it off > One that ~~doles~~ Dolans out viruses. How come no one realizes this is an old idea... Fatty sex. All of my . All of it. Every last fucking bit of it. It's like a goddamn fried zombie leg Is that a skirt or a shirt? 666 comments ** ** /u/shitty_watercolour Google it. Bert invented . Man, someone in here is butthurt about ponies and downvoted all the comments to zero. As a leaf blower I can neither confirm or deny mind blowingness >Lots of people underestimate fentanyl's analgesic effects. It's a very good drug and does the trick most of the time without making people vomit all over the bench seat. Unless you live in Houston then you'll look like you're in the gang . I love my city but damn... Your penis? CAMERON!? My sworn enemy! I must help DSi prevail now. Give me your maple syrup and best hockey players... or else On that same note way to take a clearly "I don't give a fuck" type picture and make it all serious and shit about something that 'Mercians don't give a fuck about.... Legitimate rape ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ my balls contracted up inside my body after reading this.ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ i particularly like that the camera angle makes the girls shirt say real men rape Is...is... is he shoving arms and legs up his ass? It sure sounds like it. It's like Slender for Minecraft. I wonder, are you are going to use Herobrine in the place of slender? That would make it equally as creepy. Who the hell is still a fan of Sonic It's set in the 1990s or something like that, yet she has a Superdry-esque T-shirt. In the thumbnail it looks like a sloth People are going to hear the name of this store, not understand the difference between "Which Craft" and "witchcraft," and burn it down. I can seriously see some people avoiding the store because of the name. Possibly not the best name for a business in the Deep South. It's obviously a glitch Oh god, things got serious... Now it's at an iHop Check the sidebar. You didn't. ** ** ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ !!!! This, ಠ_ಠ from a ಠ_ಠ delete my ಠ_ಠ two years ago. How can you ಠ_ಠ with yourself ? ### ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ # ### ## ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ This should be the top post. ##### [* *](//#Carlton) > [*ಠ_ಠ [*ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ * **ಠ_ಠ**](/gooby2 "gooby3")* ** **](/gooby2 "gooby3") i dont know wat im ಠ_ಠ ing [* *](//#kfc) [*ಠkಠ?* ** **](//#couragewolf) [ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ](/pokerface) lol its drowning in ##### Wait.. Why does the car on the left have plates with Suzuki on them yeah, if i ever find out who it was that scrawled "will deep throat for citizenship" on me the last time... [*What the ಠ_ಠ did you just ಠ_ಠ say about ಠ_ಠ, you little ಠ_ಠ? I’ll have you ಠ_ಠ I ಠ_ಠ top of my class in the ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ, and I’ve been ಠ_ಠ in numerous ಠ_ಠ raids on ಠ_ಠ, and I have over 300 confirmed ಠ_ಠ. I am trained in ಠ_ಠ warfare and I’m the top ಠ_ಠ in the entire ಠ_ಠ armed ಠ_ಠ. You are ಠ_ಠ to me but just another ಠ_ಠ. I will wipe ಠ_ಠ the fuck ಠ_ಠ with precision the ಠ_ಠ of which has never been seen ಠ_ಠ on this ಠ_ಠ, mark my ಠ_ಠ words. You think you can get ಠ_ಠ with saying that ಠ_ಠ to me over the ಠ_ಠ? Think again, ಠ_ಠ. As we speak I am ಠ_ಠ my secret ಠ_ಠ of spies across the ಠ_ಠ and your ಠ_ಠ is being right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, *](/ranrar) Soon. ### ### I read as you passed 6000 fap nano ಠ_ಠ y lolsail u I now have you tagged as I now ಠ_ಠ you ಠ_ಠ as Well duh, he probably removed the tag! ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ_ಠಠ_ ***BOOM***! *dammit teemo* In this ಠ_ಠ, I am ಠ_ಠ. Not because of any ಠ_ಠ's ಠ_ಠ, but because I am ಠ_ಠ by my own intellಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ . Too soon. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ .-~. / ಠ_ಠ"-. `-. ಠ_ಠ~-. / / "~o\ :Y ] Y / | Y< ~-. ಠ_ಠ j / ! ಠ_ಠ.--~T : l l< /.-~ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ / / ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ.--~ . ` l /~\ \<|Y ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ / \ / / .-~~" /| . ',-~\ \L| | ಠ ಠ_ಠಠಠ ಠ_ಠಠಠ ಠ_ಠಠಠ ಠ_ಠಠಠ ಠ_ಠಠಠ ಠ_ಠಠಠ ಠ | / / / .^ \ Y~Y \.^>/l ಠ_ಠ "--' \ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ / / Y .-"( . l ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ j ಠ_ಠj l ಠ_ಠ/ /~ .-~ . Y l / \ ) ~~~." / `/"~ / \. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ/l | \ ಠ_ಠ.-" ~-{ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ l : l. ಠ_ಠZ~-. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ .--~ | ~---~ / ~~"---\ ಠ_ಠ ' ಠ_ಠ [> l . ಠ_ಠ.^ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ >-y~ \ ~---" / ./ .-' "-., ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ., ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ.--~\ .-~ ~~ ( } I saw Django Unchained the day it came out. The theater was completely sold out and someone brought a baby. Regardless my personal opinion on what is and is not appropriate for a child, that movie is 2 hours and 45 minutes long. / 7 It DID help. Unless you are a fan of the Nazis. ಠ_ಠ <-- new meme ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Yeah, the definition of the word 'Molly' seems to have been totally bastardised in the past few years. It always *used* to refer to MDMA crystals, so whenever someone says, 'Oh, I bought these pills off this guy, and he said they were Molly pills!' I'm like [*ಠ_ಠ*](/dolanwalk)[*ಠ_ಠ*](/gooby1)[ಠ_ಠ*](/gooby2)[* pls*](/dolan) [*ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ*](//#successfulnegro) [*ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ*](//#awkwardpenguin) [*ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ*](//#ducreux) [*ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ *](//#redditadmin) > WE DID IT !!!! [ಠ_ಠ ](/ranrar) go away, ಠ_ಠflower, I don't want to to you. Yeah lol I have been to so many appointments since I got on Unemployment its annoying. And each time they are like, "oh wow you resume is perfect! You are doing a great job, thank you for coming in." And no, I don't mean because you've lಠ_ಠ, made me depressed or whatever ಠ_ಠ, weak ಠ_ಠ you bitches pat each other on the ಠ_ಠ for. You dumb cunts have totally ruined my . Here's how it was: ಠ_ಠ months ago I was a happy ಠ_ಠ. I had a good ಠ_ಠ, a ಠ_ಠ, a ಠ_ಠ, and otherwise basically everything I needed to provide a comfortable, happy ಠ_ಠ for myself and the ಠ_ಠ I intended to marry someday. We both have your OH SO ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), OMG HOW COULD YOU STEM DEGREES that you bitches hate so much and we were both working good, decent ಠ_ಠ and we lived in a nice t༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ށ, basically coming home from work every day to hang out and play ಠ_ಠ games or have or whatever. We were happy is my point. Then she started reading your shit-slinging ಠ_ಠ and you bitches taught her to hate . It started with her not liking ಠ_ಠ games any more. 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We were talking abotu having a ಠ_ಠ someday, and suddenly she won't even hear about it because she's too ಠ_ಠ to someday give up her job to HAVE A ಠ_ಠ LIKE A NORMAL FUCKING . Long story short she broke up with me last night. She's out with her ಠ_ಠs right fucking now, probably looking for one of her ಠ_ಠ to hook up with and leave me in the ಠ_ಠ. But the fact is that this? This is why ಠ_ಠ on reddit hate you. You fucking bitches do nothing but teach women to good men and make life hard for us, and then don't sympathize when we're left behind just because we don't make $100K a year or whatever. Fuck you, t༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ށ. You ruined my only hope of happiness by corrupting my only female and lover against men. I hope you're happy. \> hopping onto this train You got it wrong. IE says that the webpage is designed for older browsers Damn your face became black ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ !!!! TWO WEEKS You can right click on a Mac..... Barf. The guy was clearly flapping in the first message. Fox News... I don't think you understood my misogyny comment. Fashion has traditionally been seen as a female thing, and so society's views that fashion is not a worthwhile past time is partially due to "anything feminine is bad." Hence why r/all invasions of MFA tend to have a bunch of homophobic comments - after all, dressing well is supposed to be a female thing, and all these dudes are dressing well, so they must be feminine, so they must be gay! Haha I just sold a logo two days ago and thought that. The client said, "O.M.G! It's *exactly* what I wanted!!!@!!." That was the legitimate text I received. What strikes me as clear evidence he was in on it is the fact that he claims he just never thought to visit his dying girlfriend in the hospital. Like it just never occurred to him. should have guessed WHY THE APOSTROPE?? My 9 year old cousin doesn't dress like that for the beach Does this work with steel? That's not snow... Listening to it Spanish radio while at work c'mon Barça So if I light a dandelion on fire and take a hi-res pic of it, I can make it on the front page? Strange? No. Crowded perhaps.. And not in the "Whatever brah, I got a mandingo in my britches." But more in the im 6'4" and slightly overweight so they lay in the cleavage that is my thighs.. Ladies, I'm single btw Only for iOS? "the prequel Stargate SG-1" xpost from ex-mormon? > 'jOBS' .. Well I'm not gonna flat out say they're bad setups but it just goes to show that maybe they don't know that they could swap out some components for other ones and mix things up based on their riding preferences. Like the comment below, you can't just *assume* they all prefer to ride on those setups. If anything, and I myself will *assume*, (lol) that possibly one dude got a landy complete and then his friend tried and it and was like "oh sick! you're board is awesome!" then goes and buys his own, **as a complete**. Does...does he have six toes? 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I considered this when I made my first statement (it can be a g-spot for heterosexual males too, not my flavor though) but I have to think that with that there is some level of emotional attachment compared to a doctor... plus doctors' hands are cold. Because I'm going to go looking for a conversation in a comment thread? You know you're getting over the hill when the announcers describe you as spry In YOUR peripherals Contrataciones en reddit ... Esto no pinta muy bien I fap to I know a girl that tattooed the inside of her lip with "YOLO." Prove it ლ( ლ) Happy I got in ( ) before it was deleted! All that suffering.... Physics is a generic science subject, not hard to get into. Also, spelling and grammar has nothing to do with physics. I was with you up until this stupid fucking generalization. I just realized it's also a double entendre I live on the shore of lake ontario I am the mysterious calm reserved quiet one who is there, but doesn't blend in..neither a follower or a leader--the one no one can figure out but are always cautious around.. I am the observer..a stalker who watches and notes weakness. Loyal to the core but scary. I am the one who makes the sickest most twisted jokes deadpan about everything regardless of topic...the one who always knows what to do when all others are panic stricken...and when needed will take charge without challenge and whom no one ever dares piss off or cross because they cannot imagine (but they sense) the level of vicious cold blooded cruelty I am capable of. Thank god there isn't any pointless hipster comments in this thre....... Wait...is he?.... You what...? ## The "twist:" this message contains code for... Morse code. the ಠ_ಠ 's represents dots, while consecutively-ordered represent dashes. You think a man is creepy if he "ignores" your "subtle hints". ( ) ( )ノ-■-■ Why do common dies mix in the belly button? How many different shirts do you guys go through between baths? I literally 'd at the rent money... My name is Kevin ಠ_ awwwwwww... wait. Is that...Christopher Walken? I know! And you know what? He told ME to chill after. Dude you're the one who needs to chill with this love me shit Well, that's enough internet for one day... I fucking love this movie but her name always drives me crazy. I mean, who the fuck names their kid Ariadne!? I have had a similar situation but in this case my mom got all the kids in my 3rd grade class ( there where only 7 of us ) the first Harry Potter book as a party favor for a birthday party that was held at the school. The next day the boys mother comes in and tells the school to expel me and burn me as a witch for handing out the books. why the fuck do flairs matter I came here to look at pics not flairs That's what I was doing, Am I the *only* person who doesn't??? Wow, this thread just invites the misogyny and stereotyping right in. It's a goddamn crime scene That *image* Names. Who always take the last cookie "Unfortunat*e*ly?" A religious person on reddit? Teemo sadly wrecks Singed badly. Even harder as soon as he gets Phage/FM. I love playing Teemo just to piss off other Toplaners. Specially the ones that pick Singed. Newman Equation or solution? You want a Nazi for a Grandparent? >A religious person on reddit? "Most recently this procedure has been performed using thermal energy involving high powered lasers through the urethra." What's with all the deleted stuff? Swears off extra foam for life... Ageist! Lucky you that Machester is an option. I'm planning on going on Erasmus next semester with the most likely option being University of Liverpool... Don't worry, they will send you an electronic version! I thought the same thing too, it they do e-gift certificates. They just don't say it on their website. >> I should have posted mine instead commenting on the original post. I don't know that this constitutes rape. I think that's how it always goes in the goat world. Unless it's always rape. You're going to fix the way the guns are gripped right? Believe it or not I was 15 on my first time, I went to this Halloween party with my bestfriend. She told me that I was freaking watering the plants out side of the house. I was like ".............oh god.." God, that's ridiculous. How would someone even think that would be a good idea?? "Guess what! He's gonna propose to you isn't that great?" Matthew, Mark, Luke, John...Nigel Very….very…different i was almost nsfw Something is new? Lets NOT be creative with it at all than! >" " Moakai *(shudders)* ^i ^^hate ^^^you Was I supposed to? I got a pair of these last month. haven't smoked in 3 years This place looks awfully fammmmillliiiaaaaarr.... Holy areola! Dem nipples. This is a strangely relevant novelty account. No, that they might win. They do this when they win. What? Is that Meera in number 20? Why does she have a bow and arrow? That's a cute puppy The second half has nothing to do with the idea of pro-life. Pro-life has nothing to do with the baby after they're born, they just believe that they're defined as a human life upon conception and simply must be born, otherwise, it's murder. Although I've seen feminists get offended by that, saying it should be her/his. Why did I read "Erection seats"?....good God The fuck is wrong with everyone?! It's a penis that's not worth a chuckle. This isn't being immature, its being a asshat. So no the username is not, I repeat, NOT relevant. Because all women are whores right? No one can see me, as I am THE Sneak. All others, aka this Nathan fellow, are impostors. I hope you're not a clairvoyant The ones worth while. Fuck do I wanna hear some rapper talk about guns if hes never used one? Juelz Santana, I'm looking at you I often tend to underestimate reddits sense of sarcasm. Maybe I should use more 's. WHY IS EVERYONE DOWNVOTING YOU FOR YOUR OPINION REDDITORS, QUIT YOUR BITCHING AND LEAVE THE POOR MAN ALONE. t( ) Honestly the crime should bother you. the top looks all stained As well as expensive, morbid and terrifying Not sure if troll or meta-troll ..... Yeah, it couldn't compete with the wittiness and quality narrative of your comment. God, reading it was like being inside your head! And such a unique and amazing event. Imagine, thinking of something clever about a front page post only to find it already in the comments!! Wow. Meanwhile, in Puerto Rico, "free those stupid countries, you say?" Fucking with my mind No. Not available on mobile devices! Henry Rollins' autograph. It's from **both** of us No FFL within 100 miles. The government is just trying to save it all for themselves. Just no. "The new owner isn't old enough to adopt this pet" *No.* ** ** I'M NOT 100% SURE WHAT THAT'S SUPPOSED TO MEAN BUT I DON'T FEEL COMFORTABLE ANYMORE. Jeez can we stop icing the puck I'll be checking up on you in 10 days Racist. It's a picture of two trees. Especially feeling your butthole laughing too baseball sucker For someone familiar with r/K selection, you seem to be remarkably at ease with using a false dichotomy argument. I meant having sex in public. I get why I'm getting down voted. Some people just don't understand. Or get a belt. I hope you're joking. If not, you, sir or madam, are a much braver person than myself. That is entirely too many cats for my taste My limit is 3, any more and the very idea of cat poop would kill me. I have a similar rule with dogs (limit being 2), for the same reason. ಠ_ಠ For the LOLs! College problems, it's the only place where the plug reaches and I can't have extension cords.... I don't mean to sound all prophetic but the time to fight for our freedom may soon be upon us. We Americans have gotten fat while sitting on our asses and waiting for the world to figure out its self. This of course does not apply to everybody. On top of that we have to be reminded that the true enemy always lies closer than we think. The war to save humanity will come out from the dark corners of society and onto our door steps if we don't act soon. But unfortunately I think this will happen before the masses put any true effort and even more blood than can be imagined will be spilled Calvin, how many times have i had to talk to you about calling your mother and I 'the authorities'? I hate it when the guy decides to yell some bullshit at the same moment that I cum. It makes me feel like I'm cumming to him I...I don't see how you can have a conversation about this while "not posting anything about STDs" . Condoms just *aren't* that effective against some STDs; the chance she doesn't have HPV/Herpes seems so astronomically low to me, *especially* when you factor in what a hot-bed college is for these STDs. Even if she used condoms 100% of the time (Which the mention of using "lots of recreational drugs" while describing her sexual history makes me less likely to believe), it's almost impossible to come out of the other side clean. I had a classmate whose grandfather worked in the poorest area in a third world country as a gynecologist. She did a research paper about a 10yo that was 8 months pregnant. Or he's yelling at you The real amazing thing is that someone read all that I don't even... 12 dollars gets you more then one pack of cigs... fuck New York Then why reply to someone asking about a stew in the oven? That sounds like a grand idea... CRLT_ALT_RAPE This is like feeding gorilla meat to chimps Unoriginal huh? This is why you have so much karma then? Geez Louise = The SS isn't really needed to the story, it only shows how Joker got Harley to work with him in TDOTF. The Teen Titans have more to do with red hood and the outlaws, but it is not that needed to the understanding of the story either. Are you high on cocoa puffs? I read too fast. I thought it said awesome dinner... I genuinely hope none of that is our doing I wonder how much money it cost him to bleach his skin?!?! Yup, that's an eye coming out of the ship . That guy's a politician? hot. ohh sooooo many things you thought they would have included in 3...I've ranted about that on this sub before hahah. Is he... Is he In a garbage truck? How many posts do we need drawing attention to the fact we have duplicates on the frontpage?? She did not when "quarterly allotment" Fucking repost! TIL Hitachi, the company known for industrial machinery, sells vibs. How long we're you sitting there with Promethean vision waiting for that? This is getting silly now Thank you! Oh, crap it's going to hail I see what you did there but taking shots while you're epileptic, however... Man wins $75,000, gets tackled by black man Obligatory I went for a eyebrow waxing, always went to the same place but this time it was a new girl. Lots of small talk and chit chat and she got the first one done. Went to the next, ripped it off and said "oh shit", and slapped the strip back on.... Like that was going to fix it. That... is a poopy looking butthole ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Well thank you very much for your help! The thing is I'm still trying to get used to it, so far only maybe 10 minutes at a time before it gets a little overwhelming. (It also doesn't help my boyfriends hanging around on the computer on the other side of the room and occasionally my roommate comes home and knocks on my door ) But I can agree the sensations are amazing. I didn't even know my body could feel like that! Again thanks for the help, if I have questions, I'll be sure to ask! (: I logged in just to downvote you. *You know what you did.* I read that as "clots of blood." ... You have the prime team logo ...Did you say West Ham? fuck you for making me laugh, im black Sure like Thailand is, right I had to go back and look. It was only when I saw the barely-there goatee and the chest hair (that I initially thought was the embroidered edge of an under-cami) that I realized that you were right. The one without glasses is a dude. For the second time this week, I can once again say 'Holy areola! Dem nipples.' .... Your name has Liquid in it What a coincidence High schoolers mugging middle schoolers. That reads as Progressive Musician I just got the cartilage on my ear done and a week later went to get a trim and the hairdresser ran a comb threw my glorious hair and got the comb stuck on my ear ring. She said oooo I'm sorry honey I hope that didn't hurt. ... my ex roomate! Surely, they just shave a small patch, not all the way around the paws? It just looks so aesthetically perfect Thank you for pointing that out I laughed very loudly and awkwardly and now everyone is staring at me Youtube AND iTunes.. * If you're really that desperate for meaningless Internet points, at least wait a week before you repost something... I think they used something like that at the gyno..... Max payne when you find your dead baby and wife Wait..... Not everyone is into it. My family owned a jewelry store when I was a kid. My first job like responsibilities were spending the summers there cleaning glass cases, unloading the jewelry into safes at closing, vacuuming, etc. I was overexposed early so that may be a big part of why it doesn't hold allure for me. That and being six and getting blessed out for losing expensive pieces that should have never been giving to a young child to begin with And magriders shouldn't trigger mines because they hover . Don't make me go through your posting history to find out I've fired people for fire people for less I LEARNED HOW TO DO THE FACE, bring down the menu then slide it to the left! My step mom just hates me. My ex- (should have clarified it) lied to me about her fathers death, and shit like that, and that shit hurt me more than anything has ever, knowing you invested the love of everything into one girl thinking you can actually have someone to call yours after a life of fucked up shit just to have it taken away with a btich. She didn't like me, and after that my ex just abused me mentally, she used me to get sympathy and shit. My best friend is trying to say i shouldnt go for a younger girl (im a sophomore and she is freshman) the same sophomore who is dating an 8th grader. Bowls and s&m. Sounds like a different kind of party to me... Oh god... No.... 3 hours later and you still haven't made it We were facing people like this the whole time? Soo algae and calcium build up is what makes you say WTF,op? There are several in front on them It looks like the bottom one's masturbating in front of the TV... Get away There's a Last Exorcism.... part 2? Shes going to Medical School. I just checked. > I got the YU Torah halftime show DVD in the mail. Now I have to convince the person I am going to for the game to play it. I don't like football. But my wife is going. She is letting my bring a book. 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Why, that's rather bold of you. ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ This is a way too common occurrence You weren't the only one ** ** My name is Micheal its not for me ლ( ლ) Something smells off by the lack of omegle boarders around the "videos"...... ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Hey! Has anyone here seen Carl? uTorrent At first I thought: Because shoving them down your pants while you sleep, is just in poor taste. Old dude: "What did you just say?!?!? " I was confused at first and thought you said you were wifing your dead mom up. ... i subscribe to r/wicked_edge Why is the GamgBang category thumbnail a bunch of medical professionals leering over a cadaver??? ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ As a woman who's about to give birth in a few weeks... When people started to think that I was my dad's wife/girlfriend Rated T for Teen. I swear I thought he was an alien at first. Little brother?... How does this shit get thru? but my jizz Lol man, my mate at work programmed some Susan Boyle shit to play on the zone in my office at work every time the stock room door was opened....I heard "I dream a dream" so many times that day... Some deep shit The original guy messed up the line. It's supposed to be "the one who *uses* it doesn't know it." In which case, 'roofies' does actually work. That thing gave me genuine nightmares!! I seriously can't rewatch the series because of that Oh, it's sad Sunday here! So, reddit, what do we got in schedule for tommorow? Phantom Lord hate train is it? Or maybe "give us sandbox mode riot" Monday? Gimme a break. Red sata cables. mustang athletes are so kind to their fellow classmates though! Same. They also had 50-round-boxes of 22 LR that cost the same as 50 rounds of 9mm. **he** was on *her* period? The smoke columns in that image It was a joke. It was a joke. Take it like one. Man, Who uses comma splices, It's killing to look at the wrongness of it, Yknow? Imagine waking up in the morning and this guy is sitting on your chest, staring you down with it's beady little eyes.... Yes, because no woman on earth could show appreciation for a man in their life dedicating time and effort into crafting something for them that they think they'll like, unless that man has money because all women are golddigging whores, right? Electrolysis on a still loaded firearm... Cruise control in an urban setting? NCAAF-IA has no FCS teams? . Shockingly, no one else appears to have caught your *Star Wars* reference. >**gazpeanut** fails to mention that they were using 100% oxygen back then: Duck face and butter face. Because there wasn't one 'twas a joke... Not a very good one, but I try.... 3rd from the left looks like my nuts during the heatwave the other week. Poor boys were trying to sneak a breeze through the shorts leg. When I was mugged the person grabbed my neck from behind, pulled me down and my pockets were run by his mates. So, yeah I would have lost both my real stuff and my fake stuff. Thanks for the advice OP! Yeah I just noticed it too. But I feel like its not everyone. Don't read the comments then. Apple AppStore, download AlienBlue. Go to comment, bring down arrow on top of screen scroll left and you got This was done on AlienBlue. ** ??** Yeah. There's always next season. Sunjay Dutt playing Sunjay Dutt is irritating beyond belief. "Energy karaoke" Mouse here. I don't. ಠ_ಠur flair I'm gonna admit now that I started crying tears of joy which then turned into I watched that and literally my face was like wat This is the most stereotypical Minnesota thing I've ever read, ever. EEEVVVVEEEEEERRR. If only it were waldo I might understand, but this ლ( ლ) That's the problem with me , I don't like "Quiet" Games , i feel empty wut? Limit to 100 friends, because *who needs more friends*? Haven't we suffered enough... (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ Dat master ball.... Don't submit private videos?? Heno? It's Argo . I'm wondering if you're the Heno I know enjoy your karma, In this day and age you're probably not legal to fuck a virgin. , As a musician, I disagree. Downvoted as I fail to see any jam, not even orange marmalade Well I think the user name answers my follow up question But they so want their manic pixie dream girl!!!!! The title implies that they are inquiring as to the creation of stuxnet -- but if you read the article, they're actually investigating who leaked information about it [](/foreveralonelaugh) I love alien blue Always makes me cringe when you see tv productions mis spelling people's names. Pat Berry How convenient that you managed to capture this on video. I totally did not see that coming. No, the definition of irony is 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife. As a woman: Yeah you're right, too many sweeping generalizations about certain people. OMG MY EYES, they read 16 yr old writer for daily show... wat ^1,ಠಠಠ_ಠಠ ಠಠ is that shit for real?! Jesus Christ kids,oooh bongs guys,geez...gets you soo stoned,hehe...dude we know. What do you think this is? A sea of dumb ass teenagers....oh wait... Agreed! But at the same time, (as a girl) I HATE when teachers talk down to girls' abilities. It pissed me the hell off. There's a guy who comes from his school to teach occasionally with my school (university club sport), and he always makes comments about "gauging your opponent in a spar, giving a good fight without going too hard if they are a lower skill level, small, or a girl". I just... FYI, you are supposed to wait 24 hours (or until the OP refuses the offer, whichever comes first) before trying to accept on offer made to someone else on someone else's trade. This is supposed to be a family show ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠRESಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ 16? You disabled adult content, right? Happened to me today I had a hot water bottle exactly like that with the same pattern, design, color and plug for my entire childhood Yeah, I would seriously repost this. It actually made me laugh so hard. Maybe think of a new title. Compelling. Also Alien Blue!ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Illuminati Ya, like we can't just look it up on alibaba and see what it costs Come on, Jets. Forgot about that one, but the more I look at it the weirder it gets Bears aren't consciously aware of their actions and don't have the capacity for moral reasoning Indeed, all I need to do is swipe down that top arrow thingy and swipe it to the right, and then bam! I live in the same province as these people. You know what "like her" means right.....? A nail I'm more concerned with the fact he has Glass Armor/Helmet and Dwarven Gauntlets. See the arrow thing at the top when typing a comment. Click that and swipe right. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ლ( ლ) ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠmother of god what have you taught meಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ holy fucking Jesus ya mind linking it one more time just for safety? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ awwwwww YISS ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I saw one where it slowly comes up, gets this face, and goes back down....I want that one please I just find it hard to add comedy, while keeping it even remotely flowing.... I just if I keep the flow of the revised one, and Frankenstein the comedy in....it could work. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Your name... On the plus side, I finally get to use my button in AlienBlue. A few days ago made a submission about a freaking case of paper I bought and was repeatedly called a liar. FOR BUYING PAPER! The internet can be a really cynical place ಠ_ಠ arrow at the top when you are typing... The swipe to the left you will see the I know I even tried playing it a few times recently but there were hackers galore ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ cool I better call Professor.Who ... Now how am I gonna spend endless hours swimming in the sea to get to places. My little brother watches him all the damn time. Plays his videos really loudly, and rewatches segments over and over again. ¿En que fregados lugar del mundo son las 17:46 pm? ಠ_ಠ you both are late as fuck. Lol trust me, this is my first and only time. I had never seen one so I figured I would see one to just fit in with the whole... "the Pro Bowl is boring"... Which it is. ಠ ಠ ಠ ಠ MY BRAND!! I bought it so i want it to be at least on power with the other SMGs. But I am ready to complain ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Aww yeah This is cool A pokemono episode that involved a porygon and many flashing colors and lights. It caused widespread seizures and now they don't air episode anymore. By the way, your name is dangerously close to mine Very hot face, body and just her looks. She burns a hole right into my soul. And anyone who disagrees is crazy Thor's at half mast. ...what movie? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Awww yisss ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ "he's kinda cute :3" you can't even see his face, how do you know what the hell he is? TIL wait where the fuck is it . :o!!!! ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ It's totally fine until someone bear hugs your from behind, picks you up, and drags you around That's the only issue I've ever had. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Interlacing... Hit reply, tap on tab thingy, swipe right and tap . Hit reply, tap on tab thingy, swipe right and tap . Hit reply, tap on tab thingy, swipe right and tap . Hit reply, tap on tab thingy, swipe right and tap . Hit reply, tap on tab thingy, swipe right and tap . I just copapasta'ed it into my quick buttons on mobile. :-: becomes "You kinda look like Marilyn Manson. Oh but I mean that as a compliment!" I'm a girl This emoticon. " " What have you done What?! I had no idea it was hiding in there! When typing a comment, at the top of the screen is a drop-down arrow. Touch it then swipe once to the left. Who hammered it in? How do I d- Yayyayaayayyay I'm offended by that, I can take a joke. You have to consider that most of the readers on this sub aren't 17 year old douchebags wanting 5% tint on their 86 lowered civic.... I think removing your valuables is a much better solution than tinting your windows.. ಠ_ಠ it begins...... The fluid is *not* from his laptop... ಠ_ Dat as . That is all Well fuck you too your username is very fitting I was going to make a joke about your team,but I'm a Canucks fan and I just saw the score to their game last night. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ wowwowowowwooww kids say the darnedest things... Vagina attractant...... fuck it, I laughed. DAT SYLVANAS...MOTHER OF GOD I thought North Korea were in charge of space now. Oh! It's funny because there's an apostrophe missing. Right? You're right! That is a **fucking hilarious** joke. The most unfortunate part of this post is that now I have also read this thing that is so dumb That and a palm-print on the car window...and the guy worked at a gas attendant... no My 17 year old cousin got pulled for driving too slow. Apparently she told the cop it was his fault for being behind her... I'm pretty sure apple could just make it so that there's a battery issue or a memory leak. They've done it before. Then the jailbreak comes out and it's kinda pointless because your device doesn't last very long. Then Apple pushes out new update: LOOK!! We fixed it!! :D and we're all left like because it's patched and everybody's time was completely wasted. but at the same time, those who don't jailbreak will be voicing their concerns and that's where their fault will be if they decide on having those issues. Apple doesn't do release tests. The only "tests" are crash reports, device reports, usage stats, and if the software made it to your device safely and securely. The things I would give to see this happen... When I was in high school I once had to go pee so I got excused to do so. When I went to the restroom we had one where there were no doors on the toilet stalls they were just these 3 foot tall tile walls. So when I got in I first was washing my hands only to hear the biggest drop in the toilet ever. I turned around, almost in slow mo and see this kid just sitting there so embarrassed. I knew who he was but I never told anyone and just walked away. Obviously I still remember the look on his face today Reply son I wanna hear story's I didn't get anything either , New York At least you haven't stumbled upon /r/GabenGoneWild We don't take kindly to your type 'round these parts Idk how 'normal' this is, but foreskin. I think it's disgusting and unsanitary and it smells horrible. I don't want that in my mouth. Or my ass. Haha... no Who can't negotiate their wage ... It's part of the interview possess. The hardest part about it is trying to keep eye contact with him. And another twist: The person who wrote that note is actually himself who has traveled back in time because he realized after the day he dropped his keys everything went wrong for him in life. Oven and carb cleaner works just fine on a 50cal. But using it on a mark19 or any sort of personal weapon? You just spiked my blood pressure at the mere mention of that... Pretty sure that's when I officially left team-Lauren. I was sort of on the fence before, but... Naw, bitch. Not cool. I... Whuh.... This, indeed, is the friend. Who appareantly is stalking my reddit account > Also, there are game publishers on Kickstarter. Quite a few of them. You don't think they've received threats? You've never seen game devs receive threats before? youtube is lagging Sad part is that George Lucas' favorite movie from the Star Wars franchise was the phantom menace So... You're saying you don't lick your own asshole? So... Lick other's assholes? Maybe that's why you want to throw up... E. Coli man... Not a fun Bacteria to play with... I read "start *seductively* killing her family members" ... We'll see what happens when they put proper tires on it... I think it comes with all-seasons by default... It's official, I am now completely ashamed of being from West Chester, PA. what does THIS face say to you? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ wat Woosh. Oh, *I* am well aware. D'oh! It's not even Amanda MMM!! It's Amanda *D* OP's clever like that, tricking us for upvotes. By god, just by reading this I feel like I have to text my crush That username the game is f2p Now I just need to modify one of those things to do 30+ mph. Does he really begin the video by picking his nose That's incredible. We just had the local shirt crew make ours Middle school? Bong... In a fridge... It's that what happened to the guy? Experience with Itunes? Can someone super kick that five hour guy... Tuna......of......other.....toys? My B&amp;M had some of those last week when I swung by. I believe they were asking $60 each I could be wrong, but I'm *pretty* sure that's how you catch aids... Reddit I love your body too. I be like dem tits. I was joking... Or was I Rampart, rampart. Yeah. Because if you are making a site to spread viruses it is a good idea to put the word 'virus' right in the URL and page title Dat tag You get rented out? There's nothing here... This might have been the worst AMA ever. No, he was a right tackle. "When you seem your team play this badly... you play badly too. That's my excuse." Dats racist. That was sarcasm. Mine will. Not. Go. To. Bed. I'm about to sell him to the zoo. And he's overtired already and has gymnastics tomorrow after school, so it's going to be a loooong day if he doesn't quiet down and pass out! Once he's out, he's out though. He only wakes up ungodly early on weekends when I could sleep in. This scares me! I am t-minus 3 months away form my Pump. I was diagnosed at 23 with type 1 Do I want to know? No those are just really bright lights, but i never noticed that it looked like fire She... Artemis is an eternal maiden Oh come on seriously? Connect to the Internet? omg its like im exactly that person! woah! Not everyone. I didnt Sir.... *Active Camo is my favorite AA* this and the boltshot can be launched into slip space. They both encourage camping so hard. But if it goats your float who am I to judge :D Accidentally Not popular at all, now send yours to me. Everyone has more points than us. EVERYONE. We are fucking up. Our goal differential is -11 in only five games! Still waiting for my French Maid Nidalee splash rework 140,000 lapis... Scissors near my.... 489 people apparently ... Serously! I loved that show! I still have a Thunder Hawk with Matt Tracker figurine. And that motorcycle that tuned into a hovercraft ridden by the most stereotypically named cartoon character ever. An Indian guy named "Ali Bombay" unfortunately, no difference in alien blue. had to go to the browser to see the difference Get used to it... Stephen Harper But...he's licking it...how does he not get salmonella TIL that there are still people in the world that lack a basic understanding of thermodynamics. car through flood waters "is doesn't" $9/hr? Come on, McDonalds pay twice as much to underage people i'm glad im just reading the comments Only recently. I discovered reddit. I get up in 4.5hrs. And I'm still commenting You forgot NPB. Def. looks like a penis. I'm going in. Wish me luck. Why would you want RAID 5? It's his username. He's being "funny". Where the hell is my 5th, and 6th gears? It's all good. Sorry to hassle ya... But I was all "Do they sell Marc Jacobs or Chanel in this grocery store?" Sarcasm I hope T.Watt /R/Murica's freedom not good enough for you? They're al growing up. Oh, I'm certain I didn't notice I'd done that why do you assume being anti-social is a disorder dude wat How can you forget the proteins in milk? Dat URL I just think someone so hung up on properly representing our religion shouldn't have used the term POO POO HEAD. Wow... Just wow I think she was under the assumption that I liked to not receive it at all.... Aura Noon pst time makes it 7 am in Sydney doesn't it? I remember a while back there was an article that assigned a movie to each state, a movie that took place there and really captured the area. They chose "Bye Bye Birdie" for Ohio. "Faster than 96% of US" Tempura is supposed to be an extremely light flour-based batter. Panko coated tempura makes me . There goes my recipe for chicken in a lead cream truffle sauce. go away, flower. If that's sexy for you do I really want to be anywhere but in full view of the public with you? This kind of thing does not need to happen in a city Okay, you guys are ruining my childhood, one post at a time . (╯ )╯︵ ┻━┻ We've always had a defense problem... I know. I'm using a Nexus 4 as we speak, moron. Check out my /r/nexus4 posts They didn't send the Irish from the UK... Your username... Funny how the thought of getting $300 just to be peed on every morning becomes so deeply ingrained in one's mind... probably because most of us would do it... Don't worry, it just a phase he is going through. He will grow out of it. I bought the air online when it was 200 bucks off and it has yet to fucking ship... "Finally" Because there's zero chance he was just speaking figuratively. Zero chance. Cavalier? go away, flower. Not what you think Dairy Queen. I'm a dude. Canadian here, gooses are dicks. HUEEUEHHEUHEUHEUHE *Toot* wat? Fuck I had that edition and sold it...if I had only seen the potential Winnings from table games are not taxed. What made that much snow melt in such apparently cold temperatures? First time I went to Geneva where tipping is optional, I was tipping left and right and the waiters or waitresses always acted pleasantly surprised. Then one night a friend explained how tipping is optional over there and most people don't really do it unless they practically get a blow job with their drink. Still tipped after that, no blow jobs though. I think you're either twelve and can't see the world around you, or you work for the NRA ... one of the two Marx and Trotsky as tyrants ... America, seriously, WTF ... Your phone needs charging Ohhhh when I worked at the movies, there was this one time when some dude clogged the toilet. Loud screaming was heard while he was in there, then he casually walked out and left the theater. Upon entering the bathroom, me and several other employees found the entire floor flooding with dark brown water Your plantations. Dat volatility. This gave me a RAGING science-on. *reads first line* Yeah sure...Ms twatzilla Go back to /r/imgoingtohellforthis. This needs to stay there, not be posted here. Racist nine photo apps Of course it was worth it! 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You'll possibly get a game or two announcement, but definitely not a console announcement My friend does this Me too. He really just said Pokemon's ಠ_ಠ Shut your fucking mouth and hand over the money "What's to bad about tha--"... Americans don't go to Eastern Europe... Too Soviet Ya...majestic OP almost threw up. Nice try, friend. That's on my birthday. I just got the latest iPod touch with the awesome graphics (for a mobile device) so I'm exited for the update! THANK YOU DEVELOPERS! (Although I did already thank them with $6.99 i thought that was a die embedded in plastic next to a dildo With this and when NC back pedaled on Gay rights (even though I'm not) I'm seriously considering moving. It's an iama request for a dildo engineer All work and no play make Jack a dull boy That's why I put the quotations. That's just what all the military folks I know call it. My mom dad are really bad about it "yeah we have to get a new CAC card reader". ........ It's over. That's what happens. Well thanks for this little tidbit after I've already dropped out for a semester to take care of my mental health so I don't commit suicide when I go back to college. It's fucking midnight here and I have a class at 7 am. I want the update by 1 am so I can squeeze in SOME rest , HERE'S TO THE FUTURE! This looks very similar to my pantry cabinet... Isn't the No. 1 killer Heart Disease? Why is it purple... How can you have a kaiser if you haven't been able to maple for almost a half year Oh sorry, India. Gangrape isn't as bad as cheating. define test What Chromeb k commercial? Please educate me in regard to this topic. That was painful to watch, and I just got out of a post with a girl eating her tampon . Apple. I've had friends get angry with me over it. Are we still talking about farming? lol Primitives. ಠ ಠ Nice try guy who was responsible for said ad campaign. Ball jointed dolls have been around for awhile. It's just the folks that are in this hobby that takes it to another level. Ex-friend spent thousands and thousands of dollars on it. Had an army of them and went to 'Doll Meetings', make up stories, create 'relationships'---almost thinking it's a real person. Sometimes they plan play dates with other people out in public attractions just to take photo shoots. Yeeeeah.... So, you still ate it after taking the picture...which I'm assuming you took because it looked gross... I've always found this sort of terminology rather odd, if not disturbing, whether it's in a gay or straight relationship. "Daddy", "Son", or "Daughter" (although I can't say I've heard the daughter one yet, but I see no reason why it wouldn't exist also). Am I alone in finding this sort of metaphor kind of disgusting? If it's a daddy looking for a son, it seems almost pedophilic. If it's a son looking for a daddy, it seems like someone with "daddy issues". I asked my mom where the milk was. "In between your legs." You're fired You'll probably go again after watching those. While I get what you're trying to say, you went way too far. Blacks and gays don't victimize people by default. Gay people are capable of not acting on their urges, but they shouldn't have to. If you know someone is a pedophile he's already acted on those urges and is therefore a monster and is far more deserved of being hunted than a dear that never ruined a child's life. I personally think this guy gives rednecks a good name. That said, if you have the urges and seek help before you act on them you deserve to be commended. Where did you get the black bookshelf? Been looking for one similar to that at ikea but they sell only a 16 shelf version Why is this upvoted Dat username those eyes are Happens on my iPad if I pinch to zoom anytime before all pictures are loaded... Well that escalated quickly. trading children for our **siblings and mother's underpants**. ###### In a baby? Hotshot GG's cunt... I don't. I'm flattered "ARE YOU GUYS READY?!?" *throws weak double punchs that are completely inneffective*. Dana white and the coaches: God Bless America I went to high school that had a 50% Asian community who occupied 90% of the classes I took. There I was, this big, hairy, "mountain of a man" (a girl called me that once), surrounded by all of these really attractive Asian girls learning calculus and physics, etc. Anyways, I had wrestled a match prior to said date and most of the school was there because it was against a rival school and stuff. So the next day during class, this one really gorgeous Vietnamese girl said that she had a dream about me where I "man-handled" her, like I do during my matches, only that we were covered in oil, naked. I have never tried controlling a boner so hard before in my life. I felt like Bruce Banner when he tries to contain the Hulk. Our teacher overheard us and she winked my way... ' there were a lot of cougars at the school also. \m/( º)\m/ "My kid is too old for me to qualify for government assistance anymore. Clearly time to have another!" A-are those... on the right... are t-those his... balls? Google "Lawrence Kansas skeptic" and you'll get some useful hits, too. Sorry I can't directly link for you, since I'm at work and most skeptic/atheist stuff is filtered as "occult". ** ** >Let's stop eating steak, drinking whiskey, drive petrol cars, using pesticides or spray crap on vegetables, let's stop using pressed wood products, blah bah blah... right? Please... As opposed to your pudding  ^Kinky_boytoy >I already did, before you wrote this. Hes not called "kahzik". Its "Kha(')Zix". He's definitely not Singaporean but how do such activities go unnoticed in NS in such a horribly homophobic country? Why bother even taking the time to reply if you're just going to be a douche? The quality of CPR must be abysmal during transport - our protocols keep us on scene until ROSC or dead now (with some exceptions) which does make sense. Although we can't call PEAs on scene - most of the CPR I've done in the back of the truck was hauling corpses with PEA to the ED for a doctor to call Even Omegle now has video chat. Dicks. Everywhere. Why is André the Giant with all these toweled women? Well, what *were* you using them for? Worked great on my phone I love how Reddit thinks this is humanly possible. Yes, releasing documents is an act of violence in the same way masturbation is an act of genocide That sounds like a terrible work environment. I totally agree. My mother's ring broke ages ago and as a result she gets hit on all the time at work (she's even been stalked before). So maybe having a simple, small wedding band is a good idea When I was 18 and a freshmen in college I took my 11 year old brothers out to get dinner. The hostess seemed confused as to why I said that our party had three people. Then the waitress asked if it was just us and if our parents were at a different table. Giving head to an unkempt ginger. Never again ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Why the actual fuck did I click on this? Srsly. I have the same thing. ლ* ( ლ) They could have chosen anything to make a bomb but why choose petrol as an explosive ? i have you tagged as floor rapist Hooray for intolerance and racism! Last year I ran quite a few of the obstacle runs (Warrior Dash, Spartan Sprint etc) and the costs started to get annoying, especially since they ding you additional money for parking and sometimes just to bring spectators! (Tough Mudder ) I'd estimate around $500 and I hardly consider myself a runner. ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ Don't blink I'm from South America Great Flannels. Used too much and unoriginal just like the hoodie. Not saying i don't like them i just wish people tried to dress nicely to school. Also gauges dafaq, really?! That's what I came here to point out. She wanted MORE than two words. He only said two words. She actually won. Every time this is posted I wonder, why does no one see that? Not gay, It still looks like they might have seen one up close If more people had guns columbine could have been prevented ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^^ಠ_ಠ^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I mentioned it to the lady at the post office and she was like "oh yeah that happens sometimes for apartments". I said I lived up a total of 12 steps and her reasoning was that "maybe the delivery people get tired if they are making deliveries all day long" ... for gods sake that's their JOB! It's not even like it was even a heavy package!! (maybe 1kg or so) God dammit, your drinking is getting out of hand Do you get off by being a continuous douche or are you socially inept? Still, Regarding the Charizard card - what a gross misinterpretation of Fire Spin in the games Chocolate syrup, name is FapWithChocMilk... I get home from a long day, and this is what is on the front page? If that was your tl;dr then I completely misinterpreted that whole story Would you say the paper is.... Rock hard? Great, he killed Gmork Because clearly there is no white people living in Jamaica. True dat. I was embarrassed for how we played. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ god is super great so hush my name is Billy. Hey guys! How about we not say "/r/Braveryjerk" and "k" in every possible instance‽ I think they got it; this is just spammy. Prison break was only good for the first season.. The one where they broke out of prison for the first time.... ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Reporter handled that terribly. Left kind of a bitch impression to me. How is that just a personal foul? You can come try it on me. haha jk.... That the Pete and Repete joke was on me. 19 total fouls in the first half ... Ok that being Said I have a problem with a junglers neglecting a 2v1 top lane until I say please gank top, over and over and over. if you see them pushed onto my tower please pay attention and come top. Now for another point, I've lost lanes and basically games because my jungler would run in, on their side of the river while I'm still pushing a wave off my tower, trying to gank without assistance from me, and then gives my 2v1 lane a major advantage. Thus ruining my lane, and making it even harder for me to try and win lane. It's also happened to my mid lane when the jungles will simply run into the lane while my wave is pushed to the tower, uses some abilities maybe an ult, I don't help because the other person is already on the turret, and then he runs off calling me a noob. I was level eight. Nautilus just got his ult. No way we could of dived. Not enough hp or mana. So yeah the jungles has lost me the lane then ultimately the game because he is autism. "That's the power of *German* engineering"......w..wait a second.....b..but Jamaican...... I hate the feeling of warm water on my fingers. It feels weird . Wait, how did you... OMG HURR DURR IMGUR LINK NEXT TIME FAGGIT!!!!!11 ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Mine wasn't, sorry no pics. Mine was in my scalp and they would pop and get irritated every time I laid down. Goes to say I was given a lot of pain killers to deal with the irritation. Damn, the only thing different about these jerseys are the Super Bowl patches... And Nike couldn't even include it in the press photos for the Niners. Yeah, ribs are GORGEOUS. God dammit. My feels. *The Viking of disapproval looks in your direction* How the hell are you counting the rock skip 51 times! I was eating noodles *Only* Quite a tasteless name you have there Well this awkward When the video first started I had serious trouble distinguishing the girl from the guy. Guys, he was wearing pink lip gloss.... As a ಠ_ಠ I can this. Too soon, for sure. Leila You leave my girlfriend out of this, you sonofabitch. ** ** Please don't ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Way too less...... Might have something to do with linking to memegenerator Hey hey hey... Don't drag me into this balls on top? Two major floods in 2 years... Nothing to see here WTF What the heck? [It actually exists ](/r/DeathProTip) You stare at the wall. Don't question the man code! I can't pick up sofas. There should be at least one comma in that last sentence. In...in the ASS? When the dude pulled out *the list* When I read "delicacy" the first thing I thought of was food 9min I think you're all missing the point of the analogy but interpreting it too literally... Lol I had mine on Microsoft campus yesterday and people were amazed. Talking about Microsoft ergo membranes! [* *](/gooby1) .... Tanks for that, I haven't had the chance to down vote someone's entire history today! Thanks You drive a hard bargain stereo man, but I'll accept...I'll accept. We're talking about kindergarteners... Very cool! I see you going through my comment history. Watching you And of course, it's a penis. You hope that the outmanned buff stays bugged... I'll say it's fair when they pay another employee extra because that person has a sick parent at home that needs to be taken care of. Who carries their phone while working out? "*who's averge gps* is around a 3.6" That might actually be a reasonable explanatoin, thank y... th... thank you... Lolicon2... Or, you know, we could add more teams so we don't need a waiver . Who do you think actually writes bills? The legislators? Thanks guys, sorry super new, and using alienblue none of that shows up in the app. Again, my apologies. Porque " " OP? That sentence was going fine then... You're right, that's exactly what I said. Yeah I worked my way up from the door. And I would hire guys and girls for the door. I also tried to hire a balanced crew, but it was rough. I had to deal with a lot of sexual harassment complaints about some of the male staff :/ we had two guys fired and one girl quit... Then at another store nearby a manager was fired because he received a complaint from a door girl about one of their AMs sending her photos of his junk. Is this a Toronto subway, looks like a lot more trash on the tracks then normal.... I'm a Green Bay native. When I was in High School ('92 - '96) we would have big keggers. Mark Chmura had shown up to a couple and flirted with our girlfriends. That's my aunt omg are you serious?? lol lol lol..here .. have an upvote :) but seriously don't mess with fairuz everything she does is beautiful ಠ_ಠ I was like, holy shit that's an amazing stor.... wait, I've seen this movie tittle The publishing company thought that Americans would be too stupid to understand what a "philosopher" was. Yeah, let's try to stop the internet from drinking... Just the head? "Saw this earlier and I'm still laughing" 4 hours ago Nice try Scalia. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Error 503 Service Unavailable what tefuq did I just watch You are too kind, but in actuality I am haven't been 24 in over 10 years. But don't *communist countries* have universal health care too? Wow, I am jelly. Did you just call an '86 Cutlass a POS? I wish I still had mine. Shit, sorry, I shoulda made that connection... The name of that thing is The Watcher in the Water, as far as I know (any harder Tolkien fans, feel free to correct me). Son, you need to get laid 14? Didn't know Sona could speak. I thought she only spoke using her chord thingy and/or stepmania music thingys. With a baby's arm holding it... Oh yeah, 'cuz there's no way for them to automate that. okay what's up with india, everyday i see like 27 posts about the indian army Oh of course! If you link the German Wikipedia, you're gonna have a bad time. On that note- it's FINALLY CD1 for me. I haven't had a period since early November, which put me at a 90 day cycle last round Here's hoping that was a one time fluke! My polish rack is on the wall over my toilet, and my black crackle fell in the other day and broke all in the toilet bowl better than the floor I suppose. That's not all he sprayed over the monitor... Was your apology accepted!? I guess OP is slow on the uptake. I meant Mass Ferret Over clock a phone ?what is this sorcery? I assumed OP was a women, thought a comment to that effect was more relevant. I speak from strictly from IRL observation, since it's difficult to verify someone's sex online. (And give me some credit, of course I know men aren't the only ones who can be awful in relationships ) The female orgasm... Giving not having. I think the was more at implying that RAID is for backups :D I'll fuck whatever deity I damn well please. My dad found a nest of bunnies once too while mowing the lawn. Unfortunately it was while, not before. "Just heard about reddit?" Why do you have a PIMA style screen name then? Go back to lurking plz kaithxbai I wonder how you have upvotes It funny. I'm studying for my physics test tomorrow ( it's on Solids and fluids, Oscillations, and Mechanical Waves). I had no motivation till I saw this. The wonders of Emma's appearance does Great parenting.. Except for those baby carrots. I don't have the patience to explain but.. Please don't feed anyone you care about baby carrots. This has been a PSA from your not so local pharmacist. Thank you Wow. I feel it. Imagine how I feel Took my class mid-December. Still waiting... I did 9YO?? seriously? (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ GEE THANKS JUST WHAT I NEEDED, ANOTHER PERSON TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME D&D IS WHEN I CAN'T FIND ANYONE TO PLAY IT WITH ** ** You mean you're not at McDonald's? Ah I'm using alienblue...I'll complain in my review to spite them. You my friend have not tried PCP. Thanks... Andy. Yeah they said it was right Wouldn't know, I use Alien Blue on my iPad, so I can't see them. Isn't that mildly infuriating to take advice from some jackass that can't see it anyhow I like a skinny ankle jean with a few rolls so it hits right above the top of the boot. Ido have this problem however with some black skinny Big Star jeans that don't want to stay tucked in tony booties and seem too long to roll. It really is So much Instagram HIS LEGS ARE BLACK AND HIS FACE IS WHITE How does a Pens fan get tickets that close and Leafs fans can't? Lincoln Heights to Woodland Hills. Car, bout an hour and ten. Not my choice, company moved on me. ლ( ლ) I go to school less than five minutes from this place ... Have fun and good luck... Yeah! This way, not only do they get to show fans the episodes, but also piss of the Canadians! no weapons, buddy I got a whiff of it too ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ fuckin take it (╯ ）╯↑ Me too. Though now I fear my admission of this fact will be my most down voted comment ever I thought you meant "he was a sex addict *to* his mom..." 8 4 7. Sorry, but she's never gonna learn. Yes, "creatures". fictional creatures. Slightly different to mass shootings in schools and camps >My boyfriend says he doesn't really fantasize. He said "I wanna be your dogs eyes " Features the "4 Edo Kages"... Somehow "litter" and "gravy" in the same sentence... ah my dad was the same...nothing like him screaming "STOP CRYING" to make me stop crying "Did the math"? You added 1507 and 1507 and then divided it by 2. Its amazing how many people get surprised by downtime announced announced all over the place Yeah selling over 5million copies and still no one understands it ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ I know... Reread my post. Ok, I'm sorry. Torture with a capital "kindy" Lets use Reddit enhancement suite!!!ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Eat sex...never again No. TIL that fucking Stryper is 'classic metal' 1 hour and 20 min here. Yeah, I know, right? It's so easy to find a job right now. Specs sir.. I feed my dog Orijen. It smells like it was just killed. Ah, thanks a lot, that's probably it. Downside is I got an abandon from it Everytime... Or upstairs railing at C on Op925. I second your . "Unjustly attacking islam"... What WAS Willis talking about The fact that no mainstream media stations have said anything about ussc.gov being hijacked. Not a damn thing Baby ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ welp that's enough internet for me xDD I recently switched from Debian to F18, because I now have actual 3D acceleration with the radeon module. The partitioner made me doubt my sanity because there's no view in it to see the current status of the disk and what all your changes would do to it (unlike, say, gparted), and the "done" buttons are in the top left corner of the screen for some bizarre reason, but if you can get past the crazy installer and don't need SLIME for Emacs (fails to run with both sbcl and clisp) or ECDSA support (Red Hat refuses to include it because of patent fears ) it's a good OS. the kid is like "storiii" Sure, sure. Genocide. Very sensible. O You're welcome. Levels on normal items have no meaning do not add monetary value and have no effect on the weapon themselves. I'm curious what past trades you have been looking into to get the above prices and contributors Think about this: Olive Garden's sign has no olives on it... the salad has like 3 olives. NYPost? Really? Condom wrapper and toilet paper.... what... The... Fuck... I did this recently for The Hobbit and I loved it! I didn't need to explain anything to anyone and I could just sit there and soak it up. Although the only downside was this fucking couple fondling eachother in the seats next to me Beating the Redskins in the Super Bowl. "girl you she hit you, you gotta get her i'm sorry" When I ask, I do mean it, so when someone asks me and doesn't then I get all Why is Bigfoot all of a sudden the gatekeeper for title shots? That's still English. i think you have some issues you might want to deal with To add to this, there is something wrong with purple dragon shields bout 2 packs and they font mash well at all. My silver, black, red, and clear dragon shields are fine. Some of them are nice, it really all depends though haha. They still scare me though sen searly yeah, they say it's not possible to fix in their php installation. I don't let anything suck my right Apparently locking teemo is grounds for a perms ban lollllllllll What the fuck is in the bag? A long time ago, I went to Germany for vacations. A friend of mine was studying over there so I stayed with him. He had some relatives living in Germany too, so some days we went to visit them. Once, we went to his brother's apartment. He was living in a condo with several buildings. When I wanted to go to the bathroom, I go in, and the bathroom had this HUGE window with a clear glass and no curtains. Everyone in the building across could see you showering or shitting.... Obviously, while you were shitting, you could also see inside several of the bathrooms from across... . Its like a bunch of confetti exploded into the air when you landed...amazing... Why would you sell it? Everyone on r/investing things we will get new highs first I wish Eating boogers. Everybody does it... You do, he does, Emma stone does and Jesus did too. Cookie Masterson loves it and honey boo boo's Sketti are also considered a delicacy in this underground booger mafia HQ. Now excuse me, I have to go wash my nose because blood is heavymyfleshitbuuuuurns Leona´s pearls That could have been the most boring article I have ever read lol. Didn't read (actual) as (actual) and didn't know if (actual) meant (actual) trees like forest trees or (actual) trees like (actual) marijuana... Either way... I believe this is just being a sensible driver. awwww, spoil sport Everything that shoot is either an AR-15 or an AK-47. Don't you know that? A NSFW tag would have been nice. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ > if you can get past the crazy installer and don't need SLIME for Emacs (fails to run with both sbcl and clisp) or ECDSA support (Red Hat refuses to include it because of patent fears ) Yeah, that top would really help a lot while freerunning. I read touch them when they're young and then saw her face This occurred in the United Kingdom. how Get code! Yay!....keeps saying loading...ಠ_ಠ.....error retrieving code....ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ 10,000 readers here and 3000 in the comics sub You need to chill out. Oh god, why would YOU then taste it? ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ...because the government has the monopoly of force... take that away and that wouldn't happen. Still, what the fuck. for my boyfriend's birthday/christmas present (they are a week apart), his brother and his wife gave him a scribbled card from their one year old and a christmas ornament of the baby's handprint...when i found out i was like So you threaten them by showing them guns that you've made that shoot batteries and watermelons? That'll scare 'em. Dat assssssssassss I get this reference Wait, you can have TOO MUCH gain? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO Theme song is my ringtone ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ I'm in Ahri's Crushers What the fuck did I just read. I think this is the most disturbing thing I've seen here. I hope he hasn't continued this. If he has, *please* consider blocking him. It's harassment, and you do *not* have to tolerate it because he's threatening to self harm. It's a manipulation tactic. It is *your* body. **YOURS** and **YOURS** alone. Don't ever feel pressured to do/show/say anything for someone else's sake. Smough's face frightens me. Rachael says she's not upvoting cause she got scabies. Oooorrrr Skyrim drove her to leave. I had to stair at dat for a long time. Seriously small talk is so small it's a waste of energy for introverts. Must stay focused on getting laid I have no problem accepting a held open door from a man, and normally say thank you. But damnit, it goes *both way*. If I hold the door for you, it's just because I'm trying to be fair, not because I'm trying to emasculate you. Please don't make us go through the whole awkward , "No, you go first" dance. Just let a woman hold the door for you goddamnit. You're in LA complaining about the cold. why do i know what you are talking about I have a cousin Margaret It wasn't there when I got the goggles, and I did talk to the fossil guy. The EXACT SAME THING happened to me, down to the "oh, derp, guess you don't work for us anymore" smugness. The seasonals had been let go over a week earlier, and since the manager knew I wanted to stay on I thought I was good. Nope. Couldn't log in. I tracked down my manager and asked how to stay on. She told me to reapply. I did so, got accepted for an interview by their automatic notification system (you know the one I'm talking about, OP) and during the interview the HR person told me the position I applied for--the one that was listed on the website--didn't exist. Redditor for 27 minutes... I still have that song in my head. By /user/IUsuallyDontCuss Stop being so condescending. Not even white guys like codes ending white guys. I will never look at Frodo the same way again Watch that video. Definitely looks like he was "charging" right at them. Had to be moving at at least 2 to 3 feet per hour. At least! 'For your first step you'll need to buy a $110 prop replica of a portal gun.' Professor wants us to have an *innovative* idea... It's like trying to invent the next million dollar invention Would you be willing to elaborate further? When I say "disable" the links, I do mean when JavaScript is disabled. I want to make it so that, as a user, you can be taught how to use web applications and browsers. I have tutorials on how to find and enable JavaScript on IE9 (which I hate ), Chrome, Firefox, Opera, and Safari, that display when JavaScript is disabled. Being I dunno jQuery, I can't set it so that when the query reads "MOZ" it'll only display the Firefox portion of the "JAVASCRIPT IS DISABLED" text. How would I incorporate .on-js into my CSS? My CSS is external, and encoding is Standard UTF8. I have a template jQuery for my drop down menus and can read it, but I cannot write it. I can logically interpret what each line means. Is .on-js a legitimate signal, or is it a user-made signal like var or int? Is it bad if ive seen the full length version of this? ** ** Royal phone JOKE. Fucks sake people... Yeah that shit that happened was terrible, and I think it's fucked that she killed herself, but really? Djs fault? No. She put them through to the department that was looking after Kate. Under no circumstances is forwarding a phone call an issue. Ever. Oklahoma city? Yes, I live in the valley so I must work for Netflix, no one on reddit can like something commercial I forgot. Why is that link purple Now that's one traffic jam..... I think you know EXACTLY why that link is purple... Don't you .... As a resident of Merrylands: I think OP found this on the Zedge Wallpaper app; so I'm pretty sure you may have could found it AND found a slew of cool ringtones us Ipeople can't get because Apple won't let us do that.... Check your privilege you rich white man It's a Spinal Tap reference AKA shut up bitch I got karma bitch-slapped today for bitching about all the stupid screenshots and uninteresting battlelog posts that have all but killed r/battlefield3 - just this morning - and you go and post 3 pages of good laughs as if to say I deserved it. Did that kid just say "you want him to do you so much"? I guess the hyperbolic writing helps to sell books, but it gets a from me. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Yes. Always pisses me off when a website sends me an email with my password in plaintext. That's when you know it's real secure Why do you think the sister had to get a new one... Maybe if anonymous or someone exposed the asshole behind the keyboard then it would be porn. As of now it's just kinda...meh. I'm glad i decided to skip the fillers. Are these guys like porn conessieurs or something Everytime Laurelai uses I'm afraid for the other party to get suddenly doxxed (even if it's a SRSer). 1 time i watched the house for a whole weekend I should have warned New Yorkers before posting. Governor Cuomo will be very angry if you look at these pictures. 4am for me, had 2h sleep and after a match I'm going for 8h glacier hike, come on arsenal what part of "Toodles!" did you not understand? I'mve had 2 very brief ones, got too excited both times, woke up. I was fucking pissed. Especially since I sat still for 30 minutes, just for that. Patience You just wanted to show off your pretty girlfriend. You sound experienced, *CTRL_ALT_RAPE* The point of a haiku isn't the 5-7-5 structure any more than the point of a human is that it's mostly water and carbon. "CARLOS MENCIA!!!" Last week he was knocking Kansas because we lost to Michigan State. Uh, yeah, what an awful awful 3-point loss that was for us, way back in November to top 15 team "fuck her" *** *** "colored" That Taric ###*** *** It types for her At first, I was like , then I found out it was all a joke and I was like :) ...Those are not wallpapers Teemo's Stags. I was underinformed so I recon this man has left our world by now? I think the last WWI veteran past away recently. [](/cheesu " ") That face Reddit on a facebook video of people having sex: Poppy's Tornadoes 953 notifications in your "D" folder. That's the point. You're not supposed to be able to read the comments and know which one it is. Awesome! At least you're not a virgin like me Having sex with multiple partners means you should be using condoms lady. You'd make them listen to Nickelback? What do you think rights are? Once I realized lots of people turn off shadows and flora I realized why my infiltrator was always getting spotted Not until I get some god damn miller columns The fuck, dude ლ( ლ) Anyone else feel like background fake dog outshines main dog? Ouch.. Real dog - 0 I'll live forever fake dog - 1... Yessssss! ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^^ಠ_ಠ^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^ .. the... the pitch is off on that video. Hey! It's not what you think. Came in here expecting grimy. God damn I kinda wish I was disappointed. I've never been to Legoland or Disneyland... Photobucket... I didn't understand any of that Yup, the best is going somewhere with my boyfriend and being treated like I'm his little sister. Or having to pull out my ID when ordering at bars where they check IDs at the door. Nope, Blues fan. Wukongs Destiny - Becoming dead monkeys with clothes Zyra's Maulers. Tentacles. I love that you did the exact same thing as everyone else (got in the drive-thru first), and just because they didn't think 'hey, maybe the inside isn't as busy', proceed to get out of line (thereby losing their place), and go inside to check (when it could easily have been super busy in there as well), *everyone is so lazy*. ** ** Local dog stars in Super Bowl commercial Lydman........ what are bath tub crayons? wow, downvotes? No Meatloaf fans in here I guess.. Also, iirc she was getting very inexpensive teeners. > I did a perception check once where I rolled a one, and my character went blind for a few minutes because of "stress blindess" I know right? Some people. The thing that I remember the most, besides sobbing like a little girl and running out of the vet's office, after we put Ci-Ci down, was the smell of that pink chemical that they pushed into her veins. ..absolutely vile. Haha, I'm with you. I would probably give up half way through, just like with my drawings. I spent way too long looking trying to figure out what was in his mouth... It's he chest and not a dead rabbit like I assumed The first time I wore a purse like that in 8th grade my dad took one look at me and said "That bag makes your tits look big." The look I gave him was more or less ... just what I want all over my face... 4chan is seriously ripping off Fight Club... I live in San Diego. It's like impossible to get them even if you live here. You have to get your tickets for next year at the current event to be able to get them. I remember when I was younger I could just show up, pay a small fee, and make it to every event I wanted to, without a long wait. So basically what you are saying, is that he doesn't share your faith, so he is an idiot? sounds legit . stop ripping on mcdonells So you don't care? Why are you even doing it? Your logic is flawless. I got shot in the tooth with a 400fps sniper from about ten meters Aaand you broke those rules as well 404 not found. What's so bad about that? why are you bringing this back up That sucks. Excuse me while I go backup my hdd now... Yep such an incredible hero. Took part in a hostile invasion of a foreign country and murdered 160+ people who likely didn't even know he was there. Look how in awe I am of his incredible contribution to our species and society I'll rape you. Ohhh it has the condor Rojas incident... NOT COOL. I had the exact same experience. Then I was like "So! I wonder when the next season is coming out? Pretty excited to see it cause of the cliffhanger and all..... Wait.... REALLY? I have to wait for over a YEAR to find out what happens?? FUCK!!" The average is more than (10 x 45 / 60) 7.5 hours a weekend? "My room is being cleaned" The GS near me in New Jersey insisted that the 4th was a Tuesday and that I was wrong I had a whole SR adventure that (somewhat) hinged on the characters fleeing from a juggernaut (magic/mutant rhino for those who haven't played.) One character, a noncombatant for the most part, takes out his flechette pistol and fires. Rolls 4 dice. All sixes. Rerolls, all sixes again. Ended up staging his damage to deadly+8 or something. Juggernaut botches defense roll, dies immediately. You were watching dog porn before you left the room? Fable: Tender Loving Care. "foot sucking vampire" 1:25 I can scramble eggs, microwave frozen sausage links, slice avocado, peel a banana, and clean my skillet in under 5 minutes. You can too, it just takes practice. You have 5 minutes to spare. You're not going to wake anyone up because you used a skillet. When I was in fifth grade we did a Spring Concert, but it was so hot in the gym that a couple kids got woozy/fainted from the heat; which marred the overall quality of the performance. Afterwards when we were back in our classes, one of the sixth grade teachers came around to all the fifth grade classrooms and yelled at us for screwing up Are you sure that's *all* the honesty you have? So I can jailbreak my phone, but not my tablet? What's the difference there? To me, this is almost like saying you can't upgrade the car you bought because its copyrighted. Oh really? now I get it! ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Everything Lucas has said since the turn of the century has upset me. Opportunity to reflect on a serious moral grey area... "Eh, fuck it, they're just large termites." Yes, it's extremely bad ass. I love that it has the smg and rpg. My only complaint is that they are very "loose" on the joints. I can't even stand my spartan anymore. Needs more The screenshot is amazing to me, because someone has full Vodafone reception Disquiseception I guess? Downvote me if you agree!!!!! ;) XD Would it be a new post? Asking because I am always browsing from my phone and very rarely return to a post until OP tells me "Nope!"........which is usually the case True. Especially in my state, arizona. I believe we're 48th in ranking.. That's exactly what I thought, then I thought, no way. I've been refreshing this subreddit and it's impossible for this to happen without my knowing of it. Those pants Why.... Thought she was a he Can someone please explain to me how this makes ANY sense best? Canada sells oil to the US and then buys it back from the US. I would wanted to come inside and work on your plumbing Thanks for reminding us. We had totally forgotten. So much I have been staring at this for 2 mins waiting for it to go around Disregard as fake. You really didn't look bad Yeah. 18 FUCKING years since that tragedy... I was 12 for my first. Scary around 21st? Millionaires live on 21st st. Have you ever seen Utica Square? Typical south Tulsan. Some ppl will sell their soul to buy some attention Halftime report announcement in the ducking first quarter? DAE remember ? BULL FUCKING COCK ლ( ლ) totally You're right, you hear the first stanza of the Deutschlandlied *all the fucking time*! Im only 17 * * I will be... Here's to hoping ill get one of those ingenuitea' by adagio. How do you get black kids to stop jumping on the bed? Put Velcro on the ceiling ... I see they gave you a spelling waiver too. The plant outside the window looks... human "I thought about video taping it but I want it to be classy" You have a clown fish named Nemo Glenfiddy 15. So. Fucking. Delicious. physical.... At least people ask you, anyone who knows me more than an hour thinks they can take my glasses off, put them on and take pictures Atheist gun loving is fine...but fox news? You crossed the line man. You lift bro? OH MY GOD. I highlighted this so I could copy it and show my friend, and instead of hitting "copy" I hit "search google for...". My internet is regulated, I hope nobody sees this. Why did you make the radioactive video so f'in racist? Virginactive.com? Sounds shifty Oh. I for one never thought I'd see the day . Watcha saving? Love the colors. Hate the left to right imgur album. Why can't everyone do up to down all one page? Who said that? Also, I don't eat my onion's when i'm done chopping Schrödinger's cat? Me either. I asked this because I'm having a debate with someone on a local forum in my area. This person is saying that because I don't care (and anyone who doesn't care) I'm a "true sociopath". And really, you would rock someone's ovaries with supercharged semen, which he's incapable of producing. This is a studio version... Of course his voice was messed with in the mix. The only album that hasn't had a pitch corrector in the past year was *Wasting Light*. If he was using auto tune live (which he doesn't) I could see your point, but this is a studio version This makes me so sad. Yes, I agree completely, I hate going to put my phone in my pocket and then realizing they're fake, or even worse, only two inches deep. My boyfriend hates the nacho cheese dip i buy, and always insist I get him peach yogurt (he likes that stuff way more than I do). But I can't eat pretzels without cheese, and I have a serious pretzel addiction (mostly to soft pretzels). I don't know how i'm not overweight, but i'm going to enjoy it while I can. *Account age: 6 minutes*. I can't tell if you're laughing or imitating Seriously? Less than 24 hours and you are already reporting this. Internet points mean that much to you? I guess that's what you get when a Database programming book tries to teach fundamentals in GUI programming. I don't see why this is necessary at all. Just to make it look shiny?! Why is Alicia misspelled in the title but spelled correctly in the body? Alien Blue here on iphone as well, I saw his flair just fine. Teach my med assistants how to do simple tasks with a fucking computer You're actually right That was me... Mmm, delicious We're going to have to have a serious talk about your kitten fetish There is one in the alien blue app!!! I'm talking about this ಠ_ಠ, I'm talkin bout dat ಠ_ಠ. Swipe your finger up on that little arrow in the top of your screen.ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ . ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ . Seriously? Saurik! I would watch it, but I'm at school. Heathens add mayo or sour cream, and forget to add the rest of the ingredients. Or *gasp* bottled lime juice > What makes you think he'd care about the legality of carrying a gun? And after you finnish the dinner I'll watch you sleep the entire night Don't downvote a guy on his cakeday. You totally came across as a dick Oh, fuck my ass. (I really like that button) Not being excellent to each other. Because looking like a prostitute is wholesome entertainment as long as one looks like a *high-class* prostitute ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ I never said the country I worked in. Explain yourself. Except that fucking pepperoni. WHY WON'T YOU CUT! Brad Pitt When a group of friends of mine wanted to shoot a feature on video to submit to Sundance back in 1995, we were told "You have to shoot on film. We will never accept anything not shot on film." I hope all that confetti gets recycled. No phd Constantine... 6 years old... How does a king's body get a random grave, capped by a car park? How is it that no one looked for him or researched his last known whreabouts? What about witnesses? Wasn't there a cop-watch guy standing nearby during the battle? What is going on here? nice, a company is posting about their products. Thanks. I pretty much just did this and hoped for the best (modern-day derogatory term would be to say that I "yolo'd" it. Yes, I know ), but it helps that I got confirmation. I jumped from XXALF2 to XXELLA. Loving the battery life longevity. I, er... What's with that bulge..... blow out suspension? " " i heard it's called "being fiscally responsible" but i don't know what that means I wouldn't care so much about this being a repost if it weren't for the fact that it was quickly debunked as a fake the last time it was posted. Mother of god. > Razor, why would you get this , slardar as well OK, really? Getting downvoted on Reddit is "persecution" now? Oh, how far we've come. Yeah, so get back to work I'd want a girl up until around puberty because they're so adorable, then I'd trade her in for a boy of the same age, because nobody will be fuckin my lil angel Jailbreak noob here. Is the sale available everywhere, I'm in Europe and it costs 7.99$ here Incoming wincest *** *** Jeans + tie + blazer? Did those idiots like to inhale glass dust? All this really seems to be is more victim blaming. The attitude that women and now infants should have to cover themselves to prevent this type of crime from happening is abhorrent. It's not the man's problem that he's lusting after innocent children, after all! Keep those miniature temptresses covered! You mean some scumbag stole Iroh's song and made it into a poem. White guy here. I'm the 'people' my black friends know.. Ah Jesus Christ. Sorry for the flood. Fucking alien blue on my ipad.... I'll say it again, the easy access to the internet these days has made it *far* too easy for idiots to have their voices heard. They do not deserve the effort it takes me to type 10, let alone the 10 itself. Come now Unaltor, I thought you would know better. 'cultural difference' Before the DLC it was pretty bullshit how she goes into the radiated as fuck room to get the GECK but wont go into the chamber at the end, it was like...dafuq man!? I die! at the end ლ( ლ) Better Winrate than Drow this week Where France ? Mother of god Don't tell me shit like this...I'll get fired for stealing all the creamer and lighting the building on fire! Inception! She looks like a female Frodo Baggins Wow these are SO much more organized than mine Warlock pickers Interesting you chose to leave his middle name out. How are you supposed to know some stranger from the internet I once went to poundland and they had a blow up paddling pool there for £20 ( ) I felt like I couldn't do anything quite literally. And they don't even get punished later... And don't you forget it! Ikea. ( ) IT IS. What's the story behind he yolodicks? Did he actually request that tattoo?! ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ MRW I've got 180+ days on runescape For me it's more "oh you're gay?, I know the PERFECT guy for you!" "Oh right? We have a lot in common?" "I....I don't know, but he's gay and cute" > Another Not cool man Go back and downvote But I have to say: I did not like the paragons in gw1, without a reason, never played one It's good to see someone preemptively trying to corner the market on being indignant. My towns symbol is a pineapple Higher ISO Yes, because all Christians are the same and the crimes of a few damn all of us. Don't wanna kiss. Wanna make out. My goodwill had a boxed ps2 for $200. I heard they were thinking about casting Will Smith as Oh Dae-Su... what..the..fuck Wat You guys are morons. This is some d-bag dev crowd sourcing their job. I defy you, by giving you upvotes. I will not play your game... or will I? Forced herself on your member HOW I carried the baby doll from HL2 chapter 1 all the way until u had to teleport from Kleiners lab. The little guy was left there. I still think about him sometimes Well..... I don't eat tacos. Why has this question been posted again He copied the zipper on his sweater!!!! Guy actually taste their own semen?? Double-twist: Reality is a dream I was on a job at one time where we had to core through the slab in an old building. The guy with me asked if I had a knife so I could cut through the carpet...by slicing into the concrete.... I told him I didn't have my knife on me that day Poor bus boy will be cleaning that up This from the same paper that wrote an article about Urban Farmhouse being part of the recently redeveloped Grace Street corridor. Damned Yankees. again Well played Triple twist: reality is some dogs dream and when he wakes up we perceive our reality to be destroyed Jajajaja. No. The worst part is that I actually play Infiltrator 15-20% of the time that I'm on foot 12 hours? Phaneuf's shot. A wine cork will do just fine I just had an eargasm... ლ( ლ) You're username... Disgusting!!! As a gun owner....... at the gun owner. ლ( ლ) Barney fucking google Yeah, it's not like you can be in love with someone who you're not 100% sexually compatible with. Nice try, girlfriend. I would love to do some plumbing in her house. No, she's in NW Ohio .. Believe it or not there apparently is a lot of people who believe this stuff. I'm gonna need to see that video Snooki. Not necessarily an actress but she is pretty famous which is bull. She's also considered a "role model" for some...ヽ( )ノ He yelled at me once. I don't think he's awesome. Who is that old guy with George Clooney? I just went to thread and was super confused to see a bunch of upvotes laying around... realized I was there a year ago when it was posted clearly I was mistaken. Cracking up thinking this was an actor, then I read the username. Mike & Rich--*expert knob twiddlers* This is what I was about to say. I know it is hard with my friend not to get into talking about it. Sad thing is that she is pregnant and I fear what kind of crap she's going to teach her kid. Yeah, no one wants hybrid cars . Also, your analogy has so many problems (fuel consumption being a lot bigger deal on a vehicle that travels more than 20 miles a day, not everyone can afford to invest in a hybrid, longevity of train vs car, etc). as a guy bred from smalltown kansas, i can confirm. Last 15 mins I haven't been "small" since I was 11-12. I started growing breasts at 10. I still fit into the dress I wore when I graduated from the 8th grade. Puberty hit me hard, and fast. I was a horribly skinny size 0 in the 6th grade (with the smallest breasts I've ever seen, but they were big enough to warrant a bra). By the time I hit the 8th grade I was wearing women's clothing and was only a cup size (maybe two) away from the 36" 28" 36" figure I have now. I was made fun of for being "ugly" and "fat." My sister doesn't know how good she has it. (ლ )ლ You need to write a book brah A... Imaginary friend , ZERE MUST VE ORDER IN MEIN GRAMMAR! [Yeah, it was so moving ](/spoiler) Every tear is a waterfall ლ( ლ) Oh, no problem then. "Hey guys guess who just got a free ipad on (insert malware site here), but quick, it will only last 1 MORE DAY" That is all i ever see on youtube anymore. Now to constantly txt my wife to ask if the mail came yet. Lol. She allready says I have a problem How have you not yet died from being so stupid? Your argument is invalid, vomit purge bulimia nervosa. 1000+ likes... _That_ exciting? _ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ Wow she is really pervet and what is that running around naked thing with PB ** ** Sometimes I make this face in real life. I haven't seen snow in my life, thanks for reminding me, asshole. Seems legit This should be the first response to the OP. Well, I guess this comic strip isn't getting into any peer-reviewed journals, then. So you think just because my name is hispanic I'm supposed to speak spanish Wooooow. That's crazy. And depressing. History Channel? Really? You Reddit Socialist! Or...DO YOU?! Know what's funny? I have an older cousin named Brock too, but he isn't a breeder...he's a dentist. Jebus, your fucking grammar! Your username Whoopsies. I definitely meant to post this on the alienblue sub, no idea how it ended up here I giggled pretty hard at "fuzzy bean" for the fact my boyfriend says "come here so I can flick your bean!" Oh so sexual. Gee.. I wonder what kind of car that is. What is even going on in this scene? I was hoping for a real rabbit this time They scream constantly the entire match... You still downvoted? looking at this comment and all its children...**Who let /r/leagueoflegends out?????** And can greatly affect 2 point conversion passes. 11:37 "I'm in you!" You get one point for missed field goals in Canadian football. dafuq did i just read ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Yes it was Why??? Oh my.. Take him out the back, foot on neck, bullet to head. No more Pedo. competitive is relative. I was under the assumption that op plays competitive multi and not 1v1, as no talk of french ban was made. If op is playing real competitive 1v1 with wg aggro, good luck with that DAT FOV Read: Tips on Ruining an Effective StarCraft II Tournament by Blizz "I wish I could get sick so I could lose weight like you!" how long? Thanks. This will eventually cover my whole lower arm. It's all drawn out, now it's just the needle work. Thanks for the grammer correction btw..... Yes. Being a member of a sexual preference minority automatically grants a + coolness factor. Sweet. Now go watch Tron: Uprising and buy the dvd/blu-ray's when they come out so they'll make more seasons. Yeah they did loose points in my book for shoving in the replacement Ernie. However the acting save for Troy. Is light years ahead of Samurai. Emma, a BMX rider making a joke about "Helmet hair"? Is that... a Zippo ? It only goes up to 6'4" Either the Doctor will eat his companion or will be thrown out in the Vortex on a plate---It'll be one short lived companion. You know you have reached epic Reddit status when you piss people off without trying. Thanks guys! Dat greasy floor though Obviously it's not the only thing you like to swim in. It says fake in the picture, too... Blocks around the staircase represent the biome/structure that the stairs go to. Helps not get confused. Nice try, patriarchs Mulder? Oh dear one of the clones escaped... Trench coat Steve? ... no less...? ** ** It's like I'm really back at GeoCities. ಠ_ಠ This, and the contract stipulates a large percentage of online/after theater royalties. If you think these people don't realize that a large majority of younger people (that watch Tim and Eric apparently) don't give a fuck about the movie theater, then you are crazy. This is all conjecture by the way, #freakstyle commander set + new sword THAT'S VIRGIL TRACY DAMMIT When I told my mom that I was agnostic two years ago she just did a real quick laugh and then said, "No you aren't." It's not like you're actually touching it with your feet staring Thanks I'm now a pedo There's only a minute between games.. Gangnam Style Shut up, bright-flair. The comments were downright asshole-ish. I wish I could submit an article in response consisting of only " ." I think it's a brutal battle that sends both to the hospital. I don't think they would spoil an episode like that. or is that what they want us to think?! Her reaction All of my Surprised they're feeding it to the kids... i saw a video of stacking sunfires on eve You compared masturbation to shooting heronin. So Maro can go where? Another card game So vote Republican, right? ლ( ლ) Such a reaction to an obvious lip sync.. What a flippin' idiot. It's better when he supposedly donated his ovaries. ctrl + c , ctrl + v. I broke my lesser trochanter (I'll explain if necessary.), my wrist, and three ribs. Doing a 40 meter for athletics. The whole eye transplant thing gets a pass, but the 2nd's crackpot explanation of how the Sharingan works and this place goes to hell . she kind of looks like a man with that hat on... On the Alien Blue for iPhone, when making a comment, you'll see the gray comment box, and above that, a black tab. Tapping on the tab shows buttons that say "in response to" and "your reply". If you swipe to the right on this toolbar, you see "more", "image", and "ಠ_ಠ" click on the "ಠ_ಠ" button and boom. You get the face. # When I saw the name, I immediately thought of a guy that used to be a meteorologist on a local TV station. He isn't a weather man anymore for various reasons ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Stay classy Cleveland. holocaust joke? tasteful And the ones who are overly gregarious are usually trying to sell you something Sorry you're getting down voted, apparently people don't try to fully understand he languages they use. It's better to have no womb than to get it pulled out of you during rape. I found out my wife actually poops Aww, Duffy's alright. I bought a little one to give to one of my (many) Mickeys. He sits there hugging him endlessly. It is *adorable* Yeah, money grabbers and also too many "save this dog from out of state!" Thats right, lets imitate a guy who drinks his own piss..... Better to be a little late than to review it based on 30 minutes use at a trade-fair. I'm looking at you, every single other tech blog How many times does 1 go in to 0.......as many times as it wants. /giggity Why does everyone on Reddit masturbate so much... You're a selfish contrarian Car tsé après tout on fait quand-même environ le quart de la population, ça serait juste normal selon cette politique Considering he scratched my walnut stock a few weeks ago, I wish he would have. When submitting a comment on Alien Blue for iPhone, tap on the black arrow above the text box and then swipe to the right.... Voíla I go to law school in LA. . But seriously, I'm surprised you're having difficulty meeting people, at ours they almost go out of their way to get people to meet each other. Try a student org and run for the board for next year. Or, take rec classes or go to bar review? Every God Damned Thread. Umm... There are no good words for this. Nothingness can also come to mean the state without human existence. There are so many things that we have created (Absurdities), that simply wouldn't exist without us. All our abstract thoughts, desires, morals, possessions, creations. All stem from nothingness. It's a slight twist on conventional "nothingness", but nothingness all the same. Nothingness. fox? Yes. Did you get this off the GTS? Looks hacked. Met date is 2000 WTF does it matter if you are straight? Are you worried that reddit will think you are gay if you had said "I'm a single guy, and my friends make fun of me for making brownies. ..."? Like aerosol spray? Nothing else is ever called the front page, only reddit. grow up OP Not really I've played since nes and then onto every online culture you can think of, I've seen how they're treated I just simply don't care if they have a v where I gotta p. then you have dudes acting like females to get attention. He's obviously high on drugs Use to work there. I also agree with stac52. Consistency is a huge issue, and having it included in the price is a major sales point, even if unknowingly. I went through this a few months ago because I charged a customer for soy milk, add matcha for a no-syrup GRTL; one of my fellow baristas argued that it should be rung up as a GRTL anyway because it follows consistency and that's what she asked for. Plus, telling people about ways to "get around" the system leads to things like people who ask for an "iced quad venti latte in a grande cup", which is an actual order a regular of my store gets. I farmed Dukino's mom for XP like crazy on my first character. Using that elevator front as cover... Yeah... I did this shit right here many, many times. In California we just call that community service... If you tried to run away the cops would pick you up and bring you back!!! It's totally the work of the Devil!! That was my argument to my parents when they found out I was sexually active. To which my mother replied: "yeah, but you don't have to test drive every car in the lot." LEAGUE OF BOOBS How do you measure intellect during a discussion of opinions? Don't take my words as emotion. I have antisocial personality disorder, I feel nothing At the top of the comment screen, when you're composing a post on alien blue for iPhone, there is a small arrow pointing down between the cancel button and the submit button. Click that, it expands down, now swipe to the right and you get options such as "more", "image", and " ". Simply clicking the face puts it in the comment. Those are the nicest looking tags I've seen yet.. They'll likely get my money.. I was hoping to find some in town, but oh well.. I too practice the quick-draw&fire. He's never tried 'quickdrawing' and brought the rifle up half-way before firing. When I asked him what it was he replied 'dude, it was a quick-scope. Like in COD.' Ya just blame the church, Ireland had nothing to do with it at all. had to play against a warmogs FM teemo last night. They're too quiet Double Lana. You guys get a ton of free stuff too. Download the amazon AppStore or whatever it's called. What a nice Subaru o wait.. You can also make this face : I have been wanting to use it for ages ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Stay classy Mexico... Oh dear! An elementary school used comic sans in a letter home to parents! Why aren't they hiring a designer to undertake such delicate tasks?! Alabama: where everyone claims to love God, but hates gays, minorities, and women. oh that makes it so much better. At first I was ... And then I got it and el oh el'd It's not good to know that I see this type every day. It's hard to breathe the same air as them. I'm single. You should punch your friends head to "see how hard it is" "First, select stool sizes" Well that took a turn... I'm Ok with this...and yet I also wonder why this is breaking news on USA Today. After a trip to Japan two years ago, I had to have one. I bought a Toto S400 washlet last year and couldn't be happier. Heated seat, heated water, and a dryer (all have adjustable temps.) In the bathroom, I *am* the 1%! Have this odd thought about it spraying something minty fresh...and then I remember the Listerine burn.. Install teamviewer and don't tell anyone Perhaps that's why Gore wanted to be in elected office It costs $40 and I have to set it up and explain it to anyone else who happens to use my toilet and all it does is let me use one wad of toilet paper instead of two. I'm not sure if I'm recouping my investment there. Wiping works fine for me. i don't think you did. Dude she looks like she can kettlebell swing ALOT Superstars... Alex Burrows..... It looks like it belongs to a five year old... What's going on here? I'm the apple specialist at a college... I too am in Pittsburgh It's going to be a fun. set. Thanks for sharing... Looks stupid to me. Next they'll have him doing fireball and lightning bolt spells. As a Chicago, ლ( ლ) what the hell is this?? I know that feel bro. To add to walking around with a half-shaded tat I ran out of time (we went 8 hours and the shop had to close) on my last tat before I moved. So I looked like a god damn hill-billy with a tiger head and arm shaded with the rest only lined for about 8 months before I had the time to fly back out to have him finish It's the stench of guilt. What tweak is this ? The drawing makes it look like your junk is bleeding On the front of Q-tips: "DO NOT STICK IN EARS" Don't think that site counts as "News site". They're having a valentines sale. What the hell did that person even type? The Onion So do you FYI I think it absolutely should, minimum of 2 year ban, maybe lifetime depending on severity. they've bought my fuckin game into disrepute and I'm not happy. Ducks have no experience driving cars My head just asploted Nobody said OP wasn't black. No, not my tigers... Brace ಠ_ಠ yourself, ಠ_ಠ creepy ಠ_ಠ pm's ಠ_ಠ are coming. Well, I give you a look of disapproval. The rules are not the be all end all. The books even tell you that. They specifically say to change what does not work for you. Rather than do the easy thing, you want an obtuse dissertation on stealth? ** ** Everyone loves script. Best $500 dollars I ever spent... Oh.. ... Errr... Whoops. This. You all need to chill the fuck out. It's been not even a month yet since the announcements and you all are already losing your minds. Making a movie takes time. Just wait until you see "Disney says..." How about NONE? How about new maps? How about this... Most die hard bf3 fans DON'T buy it, we all give EA the middle finger? Why pay for shit I already have? Why support a game that is now just a yearly update with very little new content? Well... I must say it's rather intimate and in some way fun, but still... By now it really ought to look wrong to you any way you write it. Most popular American sports league internationally, but sure, boring as hell, why the hell not. Mum-Zi and her daughter both gave birth at age 8. Mum-Zi would have been 16 and a grandmother. yes, sad. that's exactly like being suicidal. But you're a mod. How you press while asleep?!?!? Holy shit, how much are they paying her? and keeping the price the same. Mother of god... You *are* reddit THE Texas Roadhouse... Swedes love to about their politicians. But we rarely go much further than that. We allowed the travesty of arms dealing with SaudiArabia, the FRA laws and extradition of Swedish citizens to be tortured in Egypt. "Undfallenhet" is too common in Sweden. 1080p As a nutritionist reading this thread: ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ^wut? Possible grave rapery What kind of shenanigans are we talking about here? Did you cite the source or do I need to get my pitchfork? Belly button looks like an asshole ಠ_ಠ The dude just have himself a vasectomy with an axe. Cut him some slack Comic Sans? Errr you know how you can tell your a teenager?you said your glass pipe was hand made They still didnt think we would do it. That's the point Mr. Tut Tut Eyes 16-year-old trying to buy an STi Oh! You mean Yugoslavia......easy mistake to make. Sexual orange master "...trained by the Soviet and Russian military forces between 1930 and 1996" I work 2nd Shift as an unloader. The first three hours of 3rd shift showing up... ಠ_ಠ ಠ⌣ಠ ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ 5 tips? These are necessary, basic things everybody should do anyway I saw something on television here in the USA recently about learning Thai through Rosetta Stone. It's February. Take down your Christmas tree already. You mothafuckahs fuck off dude. I remember that shit clearly too and I'm not THAT old. Good enough for me to be in the damn title. If your an admin fuck off. Power hungry jerk. If not then just fuck off The girl knows that it's Minecraft, (which some think she doesn't ) it's the Facebook user/page. There's this little old lady that comes in every Wednesday night just before closing ( ) and moseys around for a bit before buying a few things. She always refuses the carryout service and says she's going to stop by the drink fountain just for a cup of water, but most of the time she is actually stealing a coke or something. Nobody ever says anything about it. Yay! I was waiting for the first lyric-based circlejerk. *opens the door* Or if you're interested in physics. Children??? I'd like to ask my phone's spellcheck system too Exactly why I have mixed feelings about playing this mod... That little NSFW tag is so little ... That feel when wut You'd better take some good video or I'm revoking your flair and replacing it with I just hold alt and get the window I want You guys didn't get along Oh god they're on to me I'm in a relationship and I'm tired of this shit That sounds like a catch 22 - too anxious to see a new doctor about your anxiety #** ** I don't see any whole fish and/or whole poultry there... Also, Japanese beer? Also. When you show shots of you in a dress then pulling that gorgeous body out of it is like a little mini porn. So nice. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ why'd you crop me out! When my family does Chinese New Year, we have a lot of Chinese food made but we also live in Canada, so you'll probably see cans of Coke and bags of chocolate covered almonds. To me, that's perfect. at first i thought they had just put funny subtitles on it...then the thrusting started No problem! And it is 100% possible that you have normal skin! It's just that seems to be such a rare thing, I didn't even think to include it Derp on my part haha maybe not as unrelated as you think TITT1ES speaks the truth I feel ya. Eating 1000 calories and running everyday does little to none. Yea. I think so 13F here... Inferno-tankomizer . Works great vape production is pretty good. Wicks awesome. Only problem is the attys in them are super long. All the spares I got from another site don't work I guess my unpopular opinion wasn't popular enough. My goodness I opened this article while sitting on the toilet It's a dance song with horrible dance segments in the video. Holy shit! This just made me wonder, does the family eat the eggs? I don't get it. With good reason Account Is Only 3 Hours Old. I don't believe you... Hehe alrighty then This is the perfect example of why Berlusconi is voted in Italy Spoiler tag that right now. But weed hasn't killed anyone...they best be kidding Oh my God! It is? Steelix. Guys, I just got my vintage Browns Vinny Testaverde jersey! Is she a spokesperson for natural gas? "And we've got plenty of that!" Perhaps Dorner wasn't completely wrong about them? I can see you in Alien Blue Kurt did what? I came here to do this. (┛ )┛彡┻━┻ I hate admitting this, but "Low" by Flo Rida. My cousins and I made up a dance to it *You post to reddit while you sleep? * I....don't get it Aaaand I have a snub nose... Not a lawyer/cop, fiance has a degree in law enforcement. ( of all the things.) Where's your vow of poverty now.... ha^ha^ha^ha^ha^ha^ha^ha^ha^ha^ha^ha^ha^ha^ha^ha^ha^ha^ha^ha^ha^ha^ha^ha ITT: guys living the dream and being thoroughly unappreciative of it My first thought was when is the weekend? Has it happened yet? ...I have no concept of time Stop with that defeatist attitude. You body is turned to shit because you haven't given it the priority it requires, turning 30 is the excuse, not the reason. Ooooh, so pretty! Now I just wish I could turn around to see what's behind... *minecraft crashes* Screw you St. George! I'm having my own snow day lol? Innas pants are not best in slot for barbs So you guys are the ones with the "if it doesn't scan then it is free policy"... Thanks to you guys everyone and their grandma makes that joke/assumption... ^Bastards... Make them bow and scrape a lot Hmm... Anonymous and Facebook in the same sentence. Some asshole downvoted all your comments in this thread so I voted them back up to 1 Creepy we learned that stuff in kindergarten Idiotic comment. > Found it interesting on the racial aspects of this theory. Why do liberals/progressives always play the race card? Dammit I wanted to sound smart Wow, you tagged him. That will surely show him the error of his ways Oh, you said bad things about Obama ... Must downvote! I feel like you want ideas... 3 seconds. Hairy chests on girls...... Abnormally large. Groove deathcore? Xboy Ahoy? clearly. but how do I know if she's into me, or just thinks I'm gay? there's just no way of knowing. if she's sucking my Johnson does that mean she's into me? or is she just being a tease? I don't know man .. yes Yeah it's not like they can patch the game after it is released or anything. Not sure if Maybe he thought it might reproduce Only I'm not British. **Finger tentacles. ** Excuse me for expecting better of everyone and I'm sorry you guys forgot the rules about downvoting opinions. Apple doesn't allow anything "unfinished" or in beta but deploys Siri to every single new iOS device, despite it being in beta. Are you talking about the UIWebkitView that alien blue loads its websites in? That is not safari According to the NRA, yes. The police would have just backed off and the situation would have resolved itself peacefully. Shit, didn't know this. I looked it up, found out my Kali helmet has EPS foam, and I've hit my head more than once with it... So *had* you found the fictional videogame character attractive....you may have liked the game? Thanks for the reply! Good to know, I might go long sleeve, but keep it really light. Really appreciate the feedback, and it's good to know what's worked. Now, just to talk my team out of wearing cotton shirts That guy looks like he's wearing trousers made of dog fur It does look like a nice place to start. But you post where you spawned in a seed, but didn't share the seed? If you type /seed in game it should give you a number you can share with us. Wow, double checked now and they do have my size.... in indigo blue. Dammit I have jeans, I don't need blue. Pero si yo vivo en una patria nueva OMG! My BFF always buys me a sheet cake! And I share it with no one sounds like a peaceful, mutual separation... Is there a track long enough to prove that it really does 1000 miles in an hour? When I am cruising down the freeway and some car I just passed speeds up. I only fight hand to ass that's EXACTLY how my ex was. She was the most insanely sane person I've ever known. She took being "normal and well adjusted" to such a perfect level that it had to of circled back around to some sort of insanity. You know what I mean? Like those people that are too perfect, so you just kind of look at them like "hey! I'm watching you!" A girl I'm Facebook friends with just had a daughter...named Avaree. JUST HAVING FUN ALRIGHT ** ** Be glad he didn't post the spray can with the face on it. ლ( ლ) My god. How have I not seen this.. Hey Dave, can you make a face like this: yes my biggest concern is the fucking forklift the story was decent at best I'll give you that, towards the top though? no. it honestly all comes down to game play, from day one I didn't feel like I was playing halo. It all comes down to the "beating it like a dead horse argument" felt like I was playing call of halo **" "** seconded. Real life version of ಠ_ಠ touche my friend, touche O love... I just.... get your hair healthy again. As a guy from NorCal who went to college in SoCal, I'm still confused by his accent. Of course it's right outside South Coast... we have some of the worst fuckin drivers around here Where are the lenses? I feel silly by I think it was just so dead I thought it wasn't charging... White text on an almost-white background. I mean what mods are in the Modpack? Oh yeah no point in using your 15 bullets clip before the full one... Good thing you said street and not feet... When I opened up to my ex-gf about me being a zoophile, she told me over and over again about how she wanted me to be a pedophile instead. Because *obviously* that's less disgusting and at least she could somehow relate to it. Maybe. I didn't realize equality was based on any of those factors.... That's the joke Seventy^five^fucking^likes^ You could also not repost this was posted 3 months ago on imgur with a different title.... Alright, sounds good. And no problem :p I agree. I'm sick of it. I can't find one good question to answer because of all the facking newbies and people who theme... This is r/ jailbreak not r/ LOOKATMYTHEMEOHMYGOD I red that as baby The ones that circuit my neighborhood have locked onto me. They've been coming every 4 months or so for the past year I swear that I must be the only guy that this never happens to "Hey use the guy that's probably head over heels for you. Aka the nice guy." bitches at Seventeen... You are so shallow it hurts. You also have to upgrade Laboratory to level 7 to upgrade to level 6 archers. That's another 3 million. 5 day upgrade time for lab and 14 for archer. Really? I stopped watching when he said "I can't upload this because I have so many friends..." Goatseyay Don't fuck with the LAPD What exactly do they think they're getting paid $80,000 a year for? Eating donuts in the squad car? They are being paid to put their lives on the line in order to protect us citizens. Instead they fucking try to murder us to save their own hides? From me maybe The guy does an AMA, and only 1 hour later the /r/gonewild invitations are up... Truffles are a fungus Thanks! It's also 3M reflective. It's super visible at night. Plus if they are close enough to notice the then it might creep them out, and hopefully they would realize they're really close. Jesus...that made me cringe. Maybe she will want to marry you now. Specifically LAPD Yeah, it's about the "convenience" of being a freeloader who doesn't have to spend his own money. Now they've gone too far > When I opened up to my ex-gf about me being a zoophile, she told me over and over again about how she wanted me to be a pedophile instead. Because obviously that's less disgusting and at least she could somehow relate to it. Also, it's "made of rock" I'm here redditing while my 8yo son eats breakfast and watching Sesame Street while Mom sleeps in. I start to sing the theme to FP of BA, but then I think it might be the song he sang "Parents Just Don't Understand". Bet then I realize that the song I'm singing is neither. It's Paul Revere by The Beastie Boys. Duly noted Are you retarded . I am an American living in Germany right now and if anything you said was true it was about cars and roads. The people hate dollars, the food is way more than I am used too, and the people typically have quite the nice beer gut. Get over yourself and actually go to a foreign country before you make your self sound stupid. Ikr A troll uses the word "Satan" in a fake story on Yahoo Answers, and that makes it relevant to atheism...how? My friend was discussing Satanism for a debate in english class and was told by the teacher that everything he said was wrong. When we all pointed out the satanic bible my friend had been directly quoting from, my teacher said that it was "just a book" written by some guy and that that wasn't what Satanism was about. Holy crap what were those fisha at 0:27 salmon maybe. We were having one of the final meetings with our wedding planner and repeatedly she got my country of birth wrong, and kept mentioning how it may be difficult for me to get a marriage license( for the record, it isn't) after about the third time of going through this with her I politely corrected her again adding "The only difference between you and I is I can't be President" to which she responded "Well that didn't seem to stop our current president now did it?" What exactly do experienced hunters do while hunting? THANKS! I really like my djembes but my wife and kid don't. _ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ For real. I always get a bit like when i see Sagna's hair. I mind paying 100.00 for. Pair of shades. People who are proud to have never finished a book. I just... i picked a bad moment to be eating porridge I'd miss making more money for doing the same job. He never mentioned it was a woman. Duck face in every picture. That title... P. s. ordered 3 pizzas, the drawing was on the pineapple and mushroom one. They know. If he is like any other flight sim player he enjoys crashing the plane every once in a while "HD retina display" P. s. ordered 3 pizzas, the drawing was on the inside of the pineapple and mushroom on. They know. He couldn't handle the truth. So by your logic, I can have a picnic on the freeway. Thanks, Doc-Hopper! Sure...I just can't explain what it was. The headline is worded to sound like it already passed Forgot I was in the top posts of all time section oops > une-less HSGG was against TSM... Gtfo The first time I read Nausea by Sartre I felt very human and compassionate for some reason. Then I read Maldoror by Ducasse and I went completely insane I laughed and very suddenly drooled on my hand ... She is included.. But only by people who try to validate her... "Work" Oh no I don't even own a plus! Damnit I've been charging wrong for all these years Holy fack. Spam thread do not click make your own dinner. There is that too. Honestly, bloody trolls... What makes you you then? Yesterday my Dad went for beer, I came with him just to get out of the house, but as we were retuning Nemo went full throttle. As we walked by our neighbors, we saw a dude in a t-shirt sitting in a lawn chair in the blizzard. We yelled at him to take of his shirt but he was a wimp. Account age 1 day. If I may quote Reddit, " ". Oh, they grow back just fine. Possibly longer . Idk bout you but if that's hitler I can Nazi it Damn, I don't think this season is available on Amazon instant video nor on iTunes I. The US. Lazarus is fun, similar to my armor config. The BFR is quite good, but the light pistol ... Taunt is sweet thou :D Wait until you turn 30 when the good ones are spoken for. On the flip side, if you are standing next to a woman when she turns 30, she will try to marry you. If you are bumping uglies with a woman when she turns 31, she will go off her birth control with no warning. You committed suicide technically No power at my place, so I went to work. The only thing that Starbucks makes better is the strawberry and cream thing. Yummy and full of unpaid tax shame. Lemonparty.org Well at least you saw it... after you went blind.... Nice, I bet it's indistinguishable from this subreddit ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ yes! it was a french woman! I don't think I've seen a situation more worthy of face in a long time. Enough internet for today #####ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Everybody does. What's more of a mindfuck than that is that you fell asleep on shrooms... OR they don't like CoD I think it's the fear of messing up that messes us up. That's too bad.. I thought it was up to date. Apparently I neglected to even look Yeah, the tubes on the pump are just slid on it looks Yet continue reproducing? Sounds like a *great* idea That flapping of gaping flesh and slow-motion… Yeah this is about the message Verizon sends. There I am all triumphant to have remembered to report them and then get cut off at the knees! ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Being trapped upside down in a pipe, filling with water. Just wanted another one. I have a Gen4 17 that my can stays on all the time. It used to be my class gun. I got an RTF2 17. Running that thru its paces with a few idpa/ipsc matches. In the end, I just wanted the mags And then *you* came along. Way to go, macro A particular...breed? I got called a "fucking paki" once. I'm white and my my family has lived in this country for as far back as my grandfather (who was really interested in genealogy) could trace. "Kill for Jesus." Disappointed 20 something edits in like half an hour Or even the opposite, where it's an 'advantage' because the kids aren't around vaccinated kids intentionally. ...does this mean that in order to even be considered for an ADN, I need to take two years worth of GE classes? Linguist here. Making fun of an ASL interpreter for doing her job? Not cool. I'm not entirely sure that Mr. 682 would enjoy filming, or Shy Guy for that matter But all the doctors work for big pharma! Hey. How many GB is the surface? And how much of it is actually usable by you and not already used up by the OS.? Happened to me with a 98 Jeep Grand Cherokee. Took a new radiator, trans overhaul and a coolant system flush, with all new hoses, because the trans fluid eats away rubber from inside. . It broke my wallet, but I like this Jeep. I see. TIL never go to sleep with a high fever Plastic frames are affordable, damn it. not sure what i think of your evil genius capitalistic/opportunistic mind. Pic or GTFO Woo! That's amazing! Somebody should put me in a schnazzy display case and write "Wut. " on the plaque. Even ripped up the disk covers.... Man, that's cold... Grandmas That's what I thought when I read the intro and part of me wondered if this thread started as a joke, then took a horrible, horrible turn to serious town. fuck you guys,Play some chess. I have the pieces here for you to use: ♖♘♗♕♔♗♘♖♙♙♙♙♙♙♙♙ ♜♞♝♛♚♝♞♜♟♟♟♟♟♟♟♟ლ( ლ) Way to ruin *everything*. What the figgity fuck .... Punchline.. in title.. well, if the Baptists say so... yeah, give or take... Oboe player here, pm me :D (it's basically the instrument that turns people off for some reason but.... I can blow harder than ALL the other instruments ) are you sure ಠ ಠ I do like that color scheme, but, like I said, dat helmet... FWP indeed. The Hind Chopper may have amour to withstand SAM hits, but they are no match for a bunch of angry zombies who pull you right out... Having just returned from South Africa, I am more shocked that you found toilet paper there in the first place... Well those beans didn't help at all The brick is worth $500? :O looks like you got lucky!! In short, it's installed by default on (I believe) all Windows computers and is a "fun-looking" typeface, and as a result you see it quite often - including many places (resumes, official notices, etc.) where a more "professional" font would be much more appropriate. This has led to a (rather unfounded and wildly uninformed, in my opinion) crusade against it, ultimately resulting in the fact that simply replying to something which uses a font that looks moderately like Comic Sans with "comic sans " will cause Reddit to shower you in upvotes. Thou mayest People like you also think that a jinchuuriki is a dangerous weapon Did he... wink when he said "I use them" ? (Around 1 minute mark) I suppose this is one time you should cry over spilled milk... Run it under a cold tap Yep Again? I'm not gonna lie, I hate the johto region but I LOVE these games. I started over yesterday and played 7 hours in one day ADDICTING That's okay. She just damaged the licenses for the intellectual property you were leasing. Surely you can contact the manufacturer for a replacement license. ugh..yes. this. probably one of the biggest annoyances of being tall that recurs regularly. even worse than having to bend over in the shower—having to bend over to make sure i'm pressing the correct button on the ATM...especially frustrating because there seems to be no standard. at least here in the states there are typically 4 analog buttons to the right of the screen. But, there is no consistency for which 2 of the buttons are used for 'Accept' and 'Cancel'. Sometimes it's the bottom two, sometimes, the middle two, sometimes the top two You have 20 years worth of essential mixes and you choose a mediocre one you heard last week? woman on far right looks creepy Wow... I can't even build a proper snowman I know this song, but what pisses me off is when teenage girls think that it's Big Time Rush's 'windows down' BTR is sh*t compared to blur Me: "Can I go to the bathroom?" Teacher: "I dunno, can you?" Me: Bacon and heavy cream are my snow storm essentials! Bread, milk, and eggs. What does everyone make with that? French toast?! Yeah been looking all day yesterday. The only one I liked was brookside, Its nice but expensive ... Was there dialog in the script? ahhh I had one of those! and now I live near an airbase (I assume it's the airbase playing it) that plays that damn bugle alarm every morning poke*mAn*? Charlie Sheen too? /r/im14andthisisfunny + /r/atheism = I thought that cats' back claws didn't retract? Neither of my cats do, and the one who likes to walk on me causes a lot of cat-related injuries. If they're supposed to retract, I feel like I've been cheated out of an important part of cat ownership. You do know you guys are actually helping him in his quest to get downvotes ,that guy deserves to be trolled back at 0 karma Golden beer? ಠ_ಠ These people sound almost exactly like my grandparents and my aunts and uncles Shes 14 > Do you even think before you post such stupid shit? Ben Franklin's grandmother was pregnant with Ben. *Marley and Me* Our* history month.... Sorry guys iPhone thinks it knows best "Ha ha" I was thinking Fraggle rock 5$ food, 6$ pbr His tan I am getting sick of the obvious down-voting brigade For most of my life I've struggled with being a bit "chunky" ie: when I was in middle school or maybe early high school my doctor told me I had always been in the 5th percentile for height and the 50th for weight but it was getting better. Then my first boyfriend (oh the joys of terrible high school choices) told me I needed to lose weight because I weighed more than him...he was 5'3" so 128 pounds and 5'1" was apparently gigantic to him. I would be married to a pinecone I got an economics degree from a good school. I know a lot about economics. Otherwise they wouldn't have given me the degree. Tell me again why this is considered proper dressing for a singer... Nice try Urban Community Council ####Never said I ignored them. Just that I was cancelling out everything but the rotting wound effect. I was gaining speed as fast as you could drain it. I mean after I used ressurection, we only fought for like 30 more seconds, I didn't honestly think it should've killed me that fast. Otherwise, your Bankai sounds op. But fine I'll drop it. Don't you just hate HR. this is so dumb ಠ_ಠ My tribemate made the map and I got the idea.Stop copying me. Why are you parked so far forward? I don't want to root for Dormer but can't help it due to the fear he seems to have instilled these bullies who graduated to the police force.Now they will shoot him dead. Wat. WAIT? And on her wall she's like "at least I didn't eat a tampon, or fuck a dog, lol." > DM: . Party: ⊙▃⊙ Me: ಥ◡ಥ lovely username you got there.... Oh no.... What did I do this time? ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^^ಠ_ಠ^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^ Dude, don't be insensitive Oh god yes. The same predictable hot zones. And ghosts to run over runners in the open spaces Am I stupid? I read bowls as bowels It's especially scary how he got the Lori part correct. "Sim city servers are down" Is that a severed penis? Sadly yea... That's it.. this was my last straw. Thought I could hack it in this sub, but you fuckers are evil So...your daddy dropped over $1000 on your first set of snowboarding gear? *index toe* you have a toe for pointing? Imagines Gingercoryfucktits scrolling down a phone directory with his toe... Well that's your problem right there. :D Fox News... looks legit Disassemble... a whole fucking car? You took a perfectly acceptable tit and ruined it. My cousin and I discovered while playing Halo 4 that the Chief is also capable of flipping a pelican ~~ ~~ ಠ◡ಠ What SCROTUM_TICKLER said. The one thing that truly frightens me about the prospect of D&D potentially finishing the series rather that GRRM is Ros. Those two will put her on the iron throne if possible. Ed Sheeran is all Everyone stop going They needed a kickstarter fund just to do a map? Well over 200 people would have disagreed with you as well but yes he is probably the reason the would say that Several months and engaged? ** ** The comment was: Repost Yes because it's fun being a closeted gay dude.... I can't believe I watched the whole thing I work at In-N-Out Burger and very few people ever order Animal Style French Fries, they're pretty damn good though. Also, not many people know about the 4x4 which is like a half pound cheeseburger. Still don't have bacon though. Great video, but that song... Since the head didn't dissappear while I was walking over to her (like objects normally do when you try to carry them along ) part of me wished there would be a special cutscene for the people that carried his head over. Dose eyebrows. ( ) I guess that was a... ( )ノ-■-■ Wow! Even with the wall of text ( ) it reads better than it probably *felt*. Even at my modest (but seeming oversensitivity to it) dose my body felt very uncomfortable in the come-up. I puked and could barely see the toilet through the twirling, glowing pattern overlay. Dude, not cool. She felt on a Toy Car and it slipped in her Vagina So after a good night's sleep, I woke up and read that article. Yeah, the car market is soooo similar to the technology market. Apples...meet Oranges. What in the hell is going on here? probably... Went to get my tires changed and a guy pulled in behind me. Mechanics promptly told him to get lost and clean the **remains of a dead deer** from underneath his car. I was like Doggy Dog World So basically, what you're saying is your girl smelled like a dude and you found that attractive Yeah, I saw that AFTER I said that. I can't read I came expecting naked pics Appreciate the thought provoking link, but not the title that completely misrepresents the article (about a hypothesis based on a computer model) Yes Broodmother + Meepo winrate 19.4% Read that as **Genital Bleeding** Mud bugs. It's a slang term we use for crayfish/ crawfish When people write "defiantly" instead of definitely Well thanks Horse meat? *Horse meat*? ** ** Wasn't sure about this, clicked the link, instant salivation and nausea. Guess I have it! Freaking gross. Thanks. How are you typing? Your fingers should have fallen off due to frostbite by now This entire thread is my nightmare. I'm sorry, where did you find this? "Everyone else on the planet...and Carlos Slim." Yes, I realize this is against the breed standard. But I assure you he is not overweight. Not all things fit into the typical framework. ***"Man with large sack"*** Isn't that natural selection? So I started playing ranked in December, I haven't won. A game yet, I'm 0/10.... Help. Liaison - we had a ton of references to liaisons in our code, and we didn't have code completion. It was a nightmare. . Thanks, I hate it when YT links go private. Yeah, imagine if those horse riding pussies who lived through the Fall of Rome, the Crusades, the Black Death, and the Reformation had to fly in jumbo jets and wave from Popemobiles while they were propped up by the latest medical breakthroughs... First thought was this would be an excellent aide for watching porn on the Ipad... Fapping just got a whole lot easier I laughed again... The guy was wondering about Saunders server, (an admin here) and it is somewhat relevant to minez, no need to be reported. Thanks for making me get completely isolated from everyone. Is there any indication of that besides that tumblr comment that 80,000 people passed around? The video doesn't say that. 'The raccoon knew his friend only had hours to live and stood by her side all night.' 'OMG I AM CREY.' 'WOW I DID NOT NEED THAT TODAY.' That explains the boner I usually get in physics "In lieu of" instead of "in line with" First rule of porn club, is don't mention porn club. What's that sir, your claiming the most honorable place on earth holds lies....Shame on you embedding disabled, watch on youtube... Who said he actually clicked give? Anyways. It's anyway, dammit. You can go one way or another. Take any way, but you can't take any ways! I'm guessing he isn't. That is a Gameboy Advance, which came out in March 2001 in Japan. This is from the front page, not sure who it is...thank god it's not me though Do you ever click NSFW tagged links... please say you are human. I said no and explained, "All the tall doctors could be women" . Pretty sure that's meow not hello.. Sigh Couldn't have just left off the white, could you Nintendo? i wouldn't ask for a second chance...and when did i sing and what did i sing? (also, is your voice sexy?) And with that Account name? Best place for women to find men in SF: the tenderloin (ಠ_ಠ) and men to find women: the marina ( ). So for a certain trashy level it's numerically correct on both cases. In LA: women to find men - downtown LA (though actually the South Bay cities looked pretty good), and for men to find women - Beverly Center ( ). o( )O Also Phoenix or Phoenixes is the proper plural form of Phoenix. Apostrophes are not used to pluralize. Well done on the win Vaultbro especially verse quite a douchey list. (I am all for allies but GK + Cron Flyers c'mon ) Wait, what... yes "oh hey, lets just re-schedule the wedding until we can acquire proper equipment. Just make sure its got an apple on it, or else its just not good enough for my time." Excuse me while I take down my hummingbird feeder No we fucking dont , obviously we are all about yolo so zelda is link and we are too swaggie fo deez cray videogames ( this is sarcasm ) But they got their American citizenship right away... and USA don't do well with dual citizenship I, uh...wut. Most uncomfortable "not technically porn" furry art I have ever come across. Thanks for that... Don't get all upset and go out raping or anything.. Never good to go raping when you're angry You sir have never owned an SSD How about you eat a bowl of dicks? Too low brow? Spanking her Really? Ha ha! He's nearly dead from alcohol poisoning! Wheee! Notice dat 0 fame... Nope! ┌∩┐ ┌∩┐ Your title suggests I have friends... Agreed. If I can ask, how close are you to the 12K word database limit? I ask because I'm already at 9.5K. As opposed to when you are not trying to produce a baby and it is not consensual? |this rare species was nearly wiped out in 1896 due to an unprecedented increase in the North American black bear population. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Face? can it even hold your weight? Ya I'd really like a chance to change my SteveDaBalls ID name! I already feel like a D-Bag enough as it is. You got full diamond armour after a week on the server? I've been here for a couple months and still have only iron I first read this as your mom being 27/f but I think you can go about it in two ways. Lie: "I'm visiting my female pen pal" or tell the truth and prepare for the worst. I'd gradually test the waters "my friend met this guy, he's kinda older and lives a while away. She thinks she might go visit him. Idk what to tell her. What do you think?" Band of Horses He was calling them "pedophiles molesters". Read as "pooping" ... Your... Mom? Tweetbot + Pocket. Don't be noobs I've seen the most insane shit that the Internet and reddit in particular has to offer and normally don't eve bat an eye at it. But I didn't heed your warning and that was by far the most disturbing thing I've ever watched. Shudder Wait, so you took pictures of other guys shitting? "they came in white" lol... like its a product. ლ( ლ) Thought you wrote "hanging". This, all the way. There is no Christ at all in anything said by them, if what you're saying is true and accurate. Get to a Christlike, bible-LIVING church family, and leave those Pharisees in your ~~review~~ rear-view mirror. I fucking hate peas I guess he give up trying to bring peace for the world? My closet has a door that leads into the crawlspace. Mines? I have a friend in grad school there. I mentioned it to my old dif eq teacher (I forget how it came up, but I was visiting and hanging out in his office, originally talking about the current state of their math club) and he gave me a look before continuing on to berate that college. My friend seems to love it and he's part of an interesting research project now, but I got the strong impression that those in academia don't view that school too highly. Maybe the prof just had some bad experience with it, idk. Like people you know? I think you need to examine your life. "is this an effect of global warming" *Milk your Grandma* I know Signomi, and I really doubt she would be pleased. I thought the penis fencing was just a common way of addressing their mating habits, but they literally play swords and then the loser becomes the mom? You think that girl read this, felt aweful, and gave you gold to make it up? Because I mean I'm sitting way up there at top and no one has given me any gold!! /bania 27/43 parts of what? And with 43 being a prime I'm also curious as to how you reproduce you look moist.... Really man? Really? We are never going to resort to doing something like that. Hey there, and welcome! Above I noticed you mention you are new to reddit as well. I'm on a mobile device, so I can't link you to all the helpful things others could, but I can give you a little overview. On reddit in general there are hundreds of "subreddits", each devoted to a topic. /r/gaming, for example, is for all things video game related. Some posts, and some whole subreddits, are NSFW, meaning not safe for work. In general, avoid these, as they're either disgusting (eg. The wtf subreddit, filled with disgusting pics ) or simply inappropriate. You can, when on any given subreddit, click the subscribe button, which lets you follow it from your frontpage. This is done by going to reddit.com, without a subreddit modifier. It shows the top content from each io your subscribed subreddits. Lastly, the voting system is supposed to be used as often as you like, to up vote (orange top arrow) things interesting, funny, or just cool (this differs between subreddits, so check the sidebar) and down vote (blue bottom arrow) things that aren't. Lastly, if you want a reddit for any topic, it probably exists, so google "(topic name here) subreddit" and you'll likely find it. I suggest /r/funny, /r/todayilearned, /r/gaming, and /r/adviceanimals to start. Do you happen to have Seasons? I've been noticing **a lot** of married sims suddenly wanting to ask my sims out on dates. The attraction system needs a bit of tweaking. I would think that married sims, especially those in a great relationship, wouldn't be so eager to stray. What are you trying to do here EA? I wish a mod would come out that would fix it a bit or allow us to have some sort of ability to control the attraction based on sim personalities or situations. Syrupsly people I found the post rather annoying in general. Yes, let's just compare all women together and trash the ones that don't fit cookie cutter ideals of sexy. Beyond that, I thought it was a completely inappropriate post for r/funny. I don't see what's funny about it and that's not even coming from a feminist stand point. It's just not funny content. Down voted and reported. I'm instantly cured of my footfetish Sleeping with the enemy has corrupted you. We'll have to throw you in the tower until you mend your ways. I love these kind of photos. There should be a subreddit for eye close ups. The things you learn on a thread about an eight year old's letter to Disney... Wait i get downvoted on a small sub reddit that only has one post for asking a question? She is not at all interested in our silly hooman things. I got essentially the exact same wording from Chris Murphy of Connecticut. I lost my keys to the building. I found them again, 6 months later, stuffed into a display case. Nobody ever found out they were missing. I'm really glad nobody paid attention to the "IF FOUND RETURN TO____" fob on the keyring Oh wow suicide is hilarious U have a smile of over attached girl friend but my god ur turning me into over attached redditor Just what the Olympics needs, less Wrestling and more Equestrian Team Dressage. "My dick itches" Not till march 21 ( ) Because we have more nukes than anybody else. Also we're trustworthy ...look at all teh democracy we've spread! ''My trusty Browning BPS may not be the **fanciest** thing in the field'' damnit i have class in 1 hr. and i need a freaking shower. way behind in my maths as well. no time to pos the rest of my thought ,, grrr. love poe.... feel ya...... >( )> So if you remove the government in order to eliminate lobbying, which means no property rights protection, how is society better off again? Dat Fivehead It's hideous!!!! But..... I can't...... Look away... I read this as: EMSK how to execute a human being ლ( ლ) Le dat amirite Why do you know this That's just Portland 9/10 dudes clicked for what they thought might be a pic of girl in a miniskirt. You know who you are... How flexible "prweb.com" - very subtle. Yo conozco gente que pasa casi medio año en México y hablan así It looks like a human heart. Eh, that's just what the guy said. I think the blue shirts make all sorts of stuff up. Guy told me yesterday that they were only taking pre-orders. I second your WILLIAM SHATNER: Sounds like you've have some experiences with it. how did go from really hated to ally? I played this a long time ago. I was a teenage porn star. dat (b)ass I remember getting excited about hearing that good ol dial up sound because i would open diablo 2 afterwards. Ahhhhh fuck yeah Don't... I don't find it reassuring you're putting out my fires with toilet water. That's exactly what I was saying not impressed at all, just a battery drainer that doesn't help at all, might as well just open the app and save yourself the trouble You know humans have become one with their technology when.... Short... Short-sided? I did. Watched the video. Was disappointed. And mine doesn't? Abraham D says: I wish there was more scenery! ლ( ლ) Oh trust me. They did. TIL ironstylus loves birds. I'd like for Noradical666 or TheDukeofErll to chime in on this one, they're my authorities on concentrates... Recrystallization sounds legit though bro. I agree, I don't have any other nomenclature for this process other than "absolute amber". If you google that make sure it doesn't say absolutely amber, that is a detrimental mistake my frients . What do the ladies think of it? Lady here, and I want to go for a "ride" if you know what I mean The meaning of this just hit me ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ### Desperate.. to *eat*... necromorph flesh...? With what money? Yeah I know what you mean, every LAPD cop is required to take a racism test to make sure they keep the black people down. Jew money This is so fucked up. Lets take 21 year old kids and give them a gun and a badge and carte Blanche. What a horrible idea. Jesus. Downvote for 'breaking' and the fact this is a shitty gif on a shitty website that isn't newsworthy in the slightest. ┌∩┐ ┌∩┐ This is on the official reddit Facebook page... 12 DAYS Reddit has ruined the innocence of that face for me! ಠ_ಠ I take it all back then.....you guys are too nice to destroy.....ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ what have I become?! There were never any Cacodemons in that level. Nice photo but at least three of these chicks have a penis Wut First, get off reddit at the game Diablo 3 is still garbage a year later! My life has been a series of implausible incidents strung together in absurdity that wouldn't fly on Monty Python for being too weird. I don't blame you for being skeptical. It's like the time my wife got strip searched at the airport for leaving her Halloween cop badge in her purse. Pre 9/11 Shit like that shouldn't be possible. 2011 You guys are all hopelessly addicted D3 isn't worth the space it takes up Yep! And he authorized a 1% pay raise for the military. I'm a delivery driver like Wash tho.....so I'd be a good wheelman let's do it!!! I didn't even place. Not a typo. You're gonna shoot me now.....never seen Doctor Who.... Surgeon here - op's friend needs a new MD. That wound looks horrible. There problem comes from when you get them but don't need eyeglasses due to having 20/20 vision. ***4*** great shields Me too. One of my cats just puked on my rug. And then as if to rub salt in the wound, he puked a second time. Hooray for cats! Nintendo Upvoting so I can see if someone answered. I, too, thought that ISS resupplies were successful launches... North and Hermitage here. Heard it. Very fucking loud! Yeah, I had a lot of those moments. Don't even remind me of that water level in super Mario 64 Guy sprains his ankle, fans boo and announcers talk about getting their guy into the all star game. Um, cause it tastes good? i had to reread that and then go check nhl.com to make sure i read that correctly. LOL! Sadly there probably really is a child with that exact name out there somewhere. Did anyone notice the dry humping? Dodgeball. I still love it today! There's not a lot of stress relief better than pelting somebody with a rubber ball...if you know what I mean Did this happen to be in northern Kentucky by any chance? Because I need a new grinder Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or one hundred duck-sized horses? i came here to say this. pockets was the *other* black kid. You used... Papyrus... Was talking to a friend who is a Judo black belt today about this. We have chatted on this topic before. He shared today that it is sad, but BJJ has more in common with classic judo than modern judo. I do not root for BJJ being in the Olympics. Stop dissing Tower Bridge. GUESS NOT. So now what should pro gun people do about this? The poll also scares the crap out of me. It's a superstitious thing amongst burglars. They think that by doing that they won't get caught. Instant Wan angrywhore Don't know whether to downvote because OP is a faggot exploiting a child for karma or to upvote because in the end they are helping somebody with cancer. And you're providing him more page-views. China gives NK a every time it does something stupid. Is this "eat less meat, save planet" crap real? I'm genuinely curious, because I'm vegetarian. Am I actually secretly Captain Planet? I'm thinking it might be the "How do you keep an idiot in suspense" joke... So he'd be laughing at us right now. I understand that completely. And yeah, I didn't mean to imply that loving animals or gardening weren't actually manly things that are okay for men to do ... It's just what people have said to me. I guess I look more like the type to punch dogs than to pet them. They also selected cash as method of payment. Which part of that is " " ? I think it's the guy walking towards on the left, it looks like his bag is in front of the woman who is 15 foot ahead of him Tl;DW just in case. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Yeah, let's joke about rape, guys! That's always a hoot! Thanks /u/tarantulakid. Wat Ok let's say that's based on promotions...(it's goes up yearly aswell but anyway) You're saying they actually have to prove that they can produce results before they get a pay rise? And that's a bad thing? My point that they have no right to complain is only getting stronger and stronger Can cousin be boy or girl? Because I just realized that is fucking gross O_O I got a look of disapproval back when it first started making the rounds. I thought about removing it, but now I find it sort of symbolic. No, it isn't the world around me that I disapprove of - it's reddit . What different kinds of sheep do you know of? How old is that lunchbox? Why do I have you tagged as ***COCK JUGGLING NIGGER FAGGOT***? First world problem: I love the idea of a fat bike, but we don't get enough snow for it to make any sense. (A record-breaking two years now without a two-inch snowfall. ) Interesting to think your insurance company monitors your reddit freebies usage and your mail box as well... Try clicking on the link... I totally read that as "it will ruin your D" I'd be worried about who may be in the basement of the dude you got that from. Someone has serious issues going on. Sigue reforzando el estereotipo... Oh my god I FORGOT about Farscape!!!! I think my geek card just got revoked I like all the people against raising the wage because it will cause *gasp inflation. But when he help out business with tax breaks and subsidies, somehow the economy does just fine with that Can it be pirated? I have no vehicle and very little cash... What about the hotdogs?! Does any of you have problems updating it? Since the update came out, My Steam brings the popup with the changelog and the option to restar itself, I hit it, Steam restarts but 3 minutes after that brings me AGAIN the same popup with the same changelog like the restart did nothings and Steam haven't updated You fucked a depressed 15 year old? I can't imagine how hard it was I shit myself laughing it was that funny... I'm literally going to be shaking with the anticipation of trying it out now.....stupid society dictating that I have to have a job to help out with bills!!! >Also, there are evidently some people willing to spend $750 a piece for a Gurkha. Canada here. Ordered on the 9th, estimated delivery is tomorrow. Right now my package is in Maumee, OH and has been stagnant there for 22 hours. Still hasn't moved. Not sure if serious. Film resolution isn't measured in (Mega)pixels. So you decided to parody a heart warming post from yesterday with this shit. Not such a good choice I'd say. I agree. Crowley would probably go about it differently. I can't help but think of him and hear his voice for every demon I read about though! It just fits so perfectly to me. Perhaps I've been watching a bit too much Supernatural. I just . .I just noticed your username . . Oh my god, I would hope no one would be dumb enough to eat anything they've put in a tester. I was just willing to lose a whole tab for the sake of accuracy but it's good to know it's probably not necessary. You take that back Where did you pick up that these are puns "Be back before the street lights come on!" Worst HIMYM ending ever... When I was doing Insanity, I missed 4 days due to illness and tacked them on at the end (they were month 2 workouts so it worked out). For P90X, I'm halfway through and missed one Yoga X last week but since it's only yoga, I'll make it up on the next rest day in a few days. All in all, best not to miss any days. I guess if I were you, I would start where you left off and make the program longer, but make sure not to miss any more days. Definitely don't want to make a habit of it, and do not skip the days entirely, or you will be one of those people that said they finished P90X but didn't do all the days or subbed in workouts for others because they didn't like them. HEY! That's my normal face! My God He probably has his camera on a timer...I really hope there's no one helping him do this goddamn cinnamon twists Coon? racist... I got the answer from my OB/GYN. Thanks to everyone who thought I was trolling. ''That was not my best friend'' If you're going to post your own articles on here at least have the decency to not use your real name for your username. 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"auricle" My fatty (she's in the same situation as your fatty and even weighs the same!) just sits by my face and purrs. Like really loud purring straight into my ears until I am forced to get up and give her a few pieces of kibble. She's better than my other cat who keeps walking across my boobs. > Half Life confirmed I wanted a Canucks fans thoughts on it ? That's why i posted here. I guess that was wrong of me. The TL;DR of my comment was that your fortunate that you actually have more time than some people. That is illegal I always found him creepy because if you look at it realistically... He's kind of a stalker and molester that won't leave you alone. Like an obsessive little thing that cant get the hint and just keeps pushing and pushing till poof! You give up and learn you cant take it anymore and you just give up and allow it to happen. yeah... Never found him amusing... (╯ )╯︵ ˙uɐɯ pooƃ ɐ ǝɹ,no⅄ I don't care if *you're* there or not. Reddit gold. So if you creep for over 3 months between 1200 and 1350 it feels better ??? Where do you think the ellohell shit comes from Couldn't say it better myself. Screw kids NOOOOOOOOOO!!! HAZAH Planned obsolescence look it up people! Reminds me of some r34 I saw. I smell a witch! I did the same thing in my English class. On two separate occasions Proves Georgia is the home of mental dorks!! But then we've known this all along! A beautiful pack of 10 blank CD's. must have cost them at least 50p. They gave me a luggage weigher the year before Really? How many Koreans did it kill? EAZY-E *actually*... Kudos galore! Thank you. Been looking for something like this for awhile What the what? You stole my man. Nanotech person here, also still waiting ಠ_ She......she seriously wrote on them.... NORTH KOREA SUCKS. BAN? I'm going to say don't. It's only a number, and reflects not on any ability to do anything ever LOL hopefully I made sense there My wife too she wants a masters Thats not even witty or funny, that just racist. Downvote for repeated violation of the no premade faces rule in your comments! You lie. Meanwhlie the tank that absorbed 200k damage and did 200k damage loses mvp to that healer that did 150k healing and 40k damage mebbe this opinion is unpopular, but i find that creepy as hell lol yes! That hair...but she's missing those giant concentric square earrings! Shoulder pads were plain awful though, and they were unisex All of that crappy Miami Vice pastel bullshit in the mid-late 80s sucked. I hope *that* doesn't make a comeback. Really. A seedbox. We all float down here. I don't think I did it. Then again, I didn't think I did a lot of things that I did in fact do when I was high. [7] This made me Back left, I think it doubles as the now kiss face too, but if you look close it says fap fap fap No real link could say however I'd just finished watching it, straight from Nintendo Direct. I checked FurAffinity and "Wow that was rather hasty!" I clicked on it and it said "Submitted 3 minutes ago" Ever try dunking one in coffee? They just fall apart. Bob *is* my uncle... Defenseless? Oh. I sssooo fell for this Mfw women can probably aim better than men The Heath packs are KFC. I want one that hasn't been over-remodeled, thus artificially driving the price up Had to down vote this simply because you assume anyone who doesn't understand how brakes work when a car is powered off while going 125mph down a highway is an idiot and a moron. And YOURS being anal queen? you're not trying hard enough Yeah but what's the average length of the female penis? Oh shit, what about the baby getting skeet shooted?! I got my dogs a few of the deer antlers and it made my blue nose' hair fall out Good luck with that That hard-coded heart... and thats at 2:30 am Not bothered editing, tired Yeah, those poor white males always get pushed down by society... Ah come on, I had been angry for about 3 years because I wasn't able to play this game. Then I finally got a PS3 *and* a 360 a year ago and bought it. And now it's on PC. kennen is pikachu Nice try new employer. 'Reinvented' Some ISPs force you to buy their equipment in order to get the service. I know people who know these people That's just a little bit creepy  This gotta be the worst example ever . I've seen this a few times now, and it's great every time. I think his wife actually says, "is a" instead of "is my." I know you like swimming, that's why I'm gonna take away these ladders, for the....to give you...extra space... 'Even' icecream. I can't stand people like you, with all your 'There's more to life than icecream', 'You can't just eat icecream all day, go outside', and 'Icecream isn't really that good for you'. It's my life. Also, I probably need some sleep around now. Why do I get the sense that if this was a white guy it would be in some heart string subreddit talking about how inspirational and hopeful it is that he turned an instrument of death into an instrument of love and good feels. Yet because its a black person it's in r/funny i was thinking of lemons... Digg? i'm in canada. it's like whatever the prices are in the states canada adds a hundred dollars to it No, it really is that bad. I went to Walmart in the Midwest after not having been there in a while and I was all . Annie I didn't look at the subreddit, and so I initially thought this was a House of Leaves reference... oh, hahahaha, that's hilarious. It's probably a good job I don't do much with JS or I'd be incredibly tempted to use to hold an error message. alert( ); "I will swallow your soul" "yup! That tasted purple" SVR Curling in the squat rack.... i'm in canada and the prices are always higher here but we manage :( Load the magnum I am a delivery driver for an auto parts store.....gets crazy busy and crazy boring really fast! but at $10 an hour I can't ask for much! I'm not owed anything baaaawls Georgia *motherfucking* Tech is worse. Not Atlanta as a city, but that campus...fucking flashbacks man . you cant comment on your own thread like that. thats like you high five yourself Tags: lizard lick my love pump... My mom used to slice up pieces of cucumber and call them cookies. I didn't catch on until I went to kindergarten. That was the FC series. Uppercut - "not old school" You're* The aussies have been doing this for a while. 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Oh yeah, no one ever criticises the Tories do they... Waking up, especially when you've had a long night "X-Box". Why didn't I find this 10 minutes ago? his name is little swastika? Or did Rob Dyrdek get friend zoned by Chanel West Coast? YUR FAGಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Says the person still reading words printed with ink on mashed pulp from downed trees And yet it doesn't have them Ugh. I'll hold you personally responsible for deforestation... Like for computers, share for bananas, keep scrolling if you love satan... more than u will ever hit. Salary cap room: -$20 million On the other side My 8th grade English teacher had some massive fantasy crush on Atticus. At least once a week she said something along the lines of "I'd cheat on my husband so hard if Atticus was real." " The next day the pictures were all up on my boss' office walls :-)" . One of those pictured is 50g Also I am charging $5 for the first month if they don't get what the feel is worth $19 it only cost them $5 and they can quit. You desecrated your Thinkpad with a sticker? Based on the structure of the class, I believe I consistently project confidence and decisiveness - it's a very interactive course; I think that's what initially sparked her interest. She initially would provide additional insight to many of my arguments, and then it's grown to more us smiling at each other. It's pretty apparent that there's something there, but I was thinking I'd put the ball in her court after obviously showing interest in her today. did it come off too passive? Had cellulitis last fall that I thought was a spider bite. Was painful as hell until I read your story. I'll quit whining about it now... Well IIIIII haven't seen it on reddit. Masturbating. A lot. Then who was phone? Okay now KotL's horses move faster My uncle, before I was born, coined the term "poop noise" to describe passing gas. My mother, who, for whatever reason, felt that the word "fart" was too crude for her children to be using adopted "poop noise" as an accepted term around our house. It wasn't until well into 5th grade that I learned that this was not only not a well accepted way of referring to flatulence, but also a ridiculous and crude phrase that got me teased quite a bit. This also made me doubt other word my parents use to describe bodily sounds - I toiled over whether "hiccup" was an actual word for years until I got the nerve to ask someone. That description So... bread is healthy because everybody eats it? What ... you high bro? -that's just weird. ooooooooh. i see. Womanly juice Spawn at elektro, body with m14 next to me. Yay. 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And they only gave the client a .jpg copy of it, that is 100px by 100px and 72 dpi. kthnxbai. My LA civic pride too has been completely destroyed by this satirical video. Controls Engineer. Mortal enemy...Contract company project managers. Why yes, you know nothing of our systems, please tell me again how and what we need to make it work. DAE NEW MEME *le raep face* ?!?!? It should be noted that not being on the "groove" and not having sex is different than being on the "groove" and asking your partner to leave so you can have sex alone. She has all the right to be upset. It's always late at night. uhh, its actually you're Glaceon.... Melt..... If you lived in Florida, don't you think you'd go insane too? ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ "Would you kindly shut the fuck up." It's because Microsoft still segments developers and "IT Pros", and thinks that we need to be treated differently oh shit, I never thought of that. *dinklage* Those are pretty good descriptions! I get the confused head tilt when I say I like metal at all though. Or the look. I wish my [6] was your [6]. [6] uh oh He said "Live long and prosper" without doing the vulcan salute I would also like to point out that last time the Hard Sciences applied their positivist theories to the Social Science, they gave society a bad case of the racism (yeah, I'm looking at you Social Darwinism ). What works in an economy the size of Iceland isn't gonna work in the largest economic engine in the world. , wut xin has boobs? disturbing. That moment you upvote a post before you see the video just because it's Nichijou They are $1 each. Your username Solved: Windows 8 is a consumers product . ummm,wtf(he is getting banned i hope ) Y'all said what now? Freshman year there was this girl from Thialand talking about how she almost got sold to a whore house (or something) in Thailand because her family was so poor. THe teacher was behind us with a kind of face. This is why I only have like 4 friends... Not even best friends. One of them being my boyfriend. Because I am surrounded by stupid. dat shirt In... Indiana Jones... How old was she? You didn't pay attention to his explanation? Wow you managed to get all the competition into this one Microsoft Employee Yyyyeah... Melted coffee cup but no melted hand/body/anyfuckingpersonalburnsatall? Nobody insults my civic one question... why so many? --- maby your home course gets hungry and eats em theyll last another season! I played that course last time i went to palm springs! NOTHING beats a tee pad with a BBQ pit next to it!!!!!!!!!! NICE VID!!! I think it's kinda funny so it's okay to watch :D It doesn't really matter too much for the story except some stuff about Lucys Dad... 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I want to be an Astrophysicist or an Astronomer, felt this might be relevant for some reason because a lot of Marvel events depict a galactic conflict, remember when Stark brought up something about the LHC simulating early moments after the Big Bang, I squealed with excitement. Okay, bye. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ attached an image of post-workout me... Don't judge. I also need a shave. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Seriously, the only thing I found was a short article on iDnes.cz, other than that there's nothing. They don't want us to know.. Dude can spell and use "perihelion" correctly, but not the word "existence". heeyyyyy 685...Deerling. d: Yeah... glad I could help with that... My dad's dog used to do this... Except she would drool all over you I love cats and have had several as pets throughout my life. I suppose The One has taken great interest in me Too bad I lead a dull life. "Returned to finish" Um....WHOA? Maybe. ( ) That is true And my coworker's response: "I know! But they can't choose a black Pope... 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Golf ad on top. DAMN IT I never pooped in the tub ლ( ლ) Plenty of people can tell you what to do. Management can fire you and bring in three H1Bs at salary parity. Engineers are incredibly replaceable in our global economy. Except Norwegian engineers. Master race. You are though. Just a troll. I see what you did there Hold the pickle Gonchar  Damn... I just placed a $1,400 order Why is Katarina so hot? Ce e cu site-ul ala? Sunt pe iPad si nu pot sa apas pe niciun buton nimic lol . Good luck with that. Ok so last week me and a dk friend and chiia(shes in the screenshots) were doing 3s. We had a long string of wins but then chiia did the ine thing you should never do when your on a winning streak.... She looked at the achievment hot streak and simply stated " we have 9 outta 10 wins come one we got this"..... I was speechless and my the look on my face man ಠ_ಠ...Every person who has ever done 2s or 3s or even 5s knows the two most basic rules....never ever EVER state how high our rating is and how close we are to a achieve because its just bad luck...well anyways we sat there and waited a few minutes I had to reforge and mokkie had to get a drink...chiia still didnt know that she did something wrong and I wasnt about to say anything and make it worse. Well after about 10 maybe 15 minutes we have readied up and get into a arena wen mokkie says " youve doomed us chiia you just had to talk about our rating"...my face again because he just made it worse ...anyways we get in and were up against KFC...our comp of a disc unholy and my demo lock really dont match up against them but we still give it our all...Chiia being the healer goes down first and mokkies at 1/2 health but since we are in blades edge i pop my meta form and knock the healer off the side and we actually got the hunter down. Mokkiie already having popped all of his defensive CD's finnally dropped and it was me at full hp vs a 75% Warrior and a sham with only 5k mana left (dont know why his mana was so low at this point)...so i decide im going to kill the sham and i succeed while the warrior is just hammering away at my hp. When the sham dies im at 35k and the warrior is back at full so i turn to face him and pop my heal which brings me back up to 85% hp and i blood fear him away so i can get my cd's to be lined up as close as possible... I pop my full burst and go into meta form and what follows still amazes me because I didnt know it was possible...were goin at it and as my burst ends hes at 3k and im at 5...I dropped a hand of guldan as he killed me..but luckily my hand hit him and killed him to...It was a tie O.O...never before have I tied in a Arena And i thought it was pretty awsome that my team (being undergeared as we were) was able to tie a mostly mele geared KFC team... So thats my story hope you liked it lol. If it's not handled properly, then no. But nothing by itself usually does. The entire educational system needs an overhaul. It's perhaps a step in the right direction. It could however, end up doing more harm then good. I went to preschool and ... well.... .... let us just leave it at that. Holy fuck, I do all of these, including blue tooth audio of purge on YouTube on the way to work Oh of course. The fabled 5th element... Dreams. Jesus fuck... Reeder, a minimalistic, easy to use and sync with google reader. The only cons is their price You are having a "CLEARANCE" sale every friggin time I log on. This is not #2. Always with lots of your friends upboats. ლ( ლ) why? I would lose sleep over something like that. So the car had a stock radio with an aux setting but no aux port? Come on, car companies... So is pure joy. "So, just how were these porn stars’ weights determined when they were typed, probably with one hand, into the database?" More than weird, the capitalization errors are even the same. Orange bowl.... That url. I had a mental image of you forcing sex on her while she was in a full body cast. It was fine until someone started to post naked girls I'm gonna go score some livingstons chicken kitchen >My dad told me "Don't trust a man who won't have a beer with you." "Girl-friendly"? and also, she's 13 years old in the book ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Except Spongebob. Spongebob will never end... This isnt the dumbest but it happened the other day. A girl in drivers ed claimed with the utmost certainty that paramedics will not try to save you if you're an organ donor because they want your organs. Pi y commence par S Fuck israel. Why does Australia even bother with these cunts? You wanna live there so badly, fuckin go. And don't come back. People who use make me rage. Why isn't it cross and slit? I don't get English sometimes. Why in the name of Djesus is it philips! JJ Abrams hasn't started working on Star Wars 7 yet. I'm sure hell sneak something in. sure you were kidding.. Not even close. ლ( ლ) why must u tease us That's super cute! I'm jelly, I look out the window and see dirt,I drive any direction for 50miles and more dirt..... super jelly! what does it mean if i drive a lancer ? what. am. i. Miami. Yea man, come on, you didn't even change the title of your repost... It happens really quick! Don't get discouraged though, we were one of those people that were engaged for 3 months before the wedding that was stressful ! Our original anniversary was may 9th of 2009.....hence the 509 in my username ;) See a doctor I forgot the part where she takes a dump in the woods FFXIII cutscenes were basically like episodes of a TV show... Uh, yeah... that's the word I was looking for. . I always went by Grand Masta Squigggglezzz! ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Touch the motherluvin sky!!! But not too high you touch space and you'll be transmogrified into a horrible slime creature from outer mars!!! Feedback: try actually posting a pic. Nine hours of your life you can never hope to get back. To bad it was spent in a parking lot. How long could it have taken to get to a gulf side beach or the Everglades or perhaps anyplace other then a parking lot... I get that a lot. Like at least 10 guys that I've met said, "you know, you look like my little sister!" Things always do. I warned you for your own safety my friend. *** *** They play that at every damn mall No deadwood in na. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ yeah, that's not even slightly creepy at all. Your into the whole incest part? Aren't all memes stereotypical? Isn't that the point? Seriously? And you want to be my latex supplier So there was no incest at all ლ( ლ) Don't know if serious, but it does seem like you are If this were the other way around with a man forcing himself on a woman people would look at it completely differently. You wouldn't see this posted with a title like "I think he wants the P ". This is gross. What's bhopping (and scrim)? Tried googling but got weird results. I'm guessing you'd probably be like me and remain seated. Although my wife would probably make me do it. Shit yeah I'm sorry, you must have such a rough time with that and all "You have my support always!" yet you adblock their streams? The "Why It's Depressing" section was redundant. The title of each item was depressing. Hey, these people can't afford to keep their remodeled house... Guess why that's depressing? Hey, those businesses still failed, bet you can't figure out how that's depressing. Hey, those people who worked their asses off ( ) to lose weight couldn't keep the weight off.... But get this... That's actually depressing in case you didn't know, here's why! It's too bad my last boyfriend didn't have your attitude at all I have you tagged as "Guy with hot wet pussy" more ! By soon you meant last month (what they promised). Two years and still waitin. Treebeard They are very nice for not over shooting the guy... No, I'm sure women love getting gang banged and abused in the majority of porn I'm sorry you've been through this! I live in Brazil as well and unfortunately catcalling and staring is pretty common down here, no matter how you dress/act/where you are/etc. Ignoring is one of the best options, since in some cases the harassment can get worse, and the guy may curse you, or worse, for not finding their (usually rude) remarks flattering. Being rude is never flattering, and I don't think men would feel good about being constantly stared and catcalled by women who were rude/harassed them/engaged in flirty interactions and insisted on it while said men weren't interested at all. Damnit Phil! This is why Rideit can't have nice things Consider it done. Who'd have thought that acknowledging and nourishing our human interconnectedness would bring about positive benefit? ಠ_ಠI see at least twelve potential threats Reddit tends to not mind all that because the guy wrote a song 'apologizing' for his actions. So alls forgiven If you say so... I am watching you for boring type sad ashiq harkatein... Woah. How do you search an image in Google? That stretch.. My uncle is a Zoroastrian. Um yes I am...? No it wasn't.. The only post with the same name was made after this one Wait, you think "Night" isn't dubstep?! Banged her couch... or a usb charge cable... Go to the store. Buy a measuring tape. Problem solved. I never have time to be happy about that one up vote because there is always that guy who instantly down votes you to 0 karma for fun. Sounds like a fucked up music video... *** *** To the people downvoting... /s is an indication of sarcasm. My sleeper cells activate and run a train on your mom. WHY is this only in 480 one way mirror (yup ok)... two way mirror (um, i can see how that makes sense)...three way mirror, four way mirror ( wut.) Making a witty remark is to risky in this situation so I'm just gonna sit here and look at you disapprovingly.......... Downvotes for not wanting the bullfighter dead Orange ( ) What's worse is when you're half way through the bad and every tear has been clean. And you let your guard down for one fucking second... ... and I thought the Houston Press article was pretty weak, but this... Did you really just put Mad Men in fourth place? Dude... try that hard? thats easy as hell an overkill every 2 minutes Do you seriously keep buying CoD after CoD after CoD? Dat name... You... You don't like Walmart? I only poop once every 2-3 days Well now that's just vulgar Girafa Well shit, my older cousin lied to me then So you walked around with a 1911 chambered, safety off. 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They're just "driving". You can come too? Happened to me too. I had hover zoom and didn't look at the username. Next thing I know? Chainsaw. Troll somewhere else. That's crap. Just because someone is the current wife/girlfriend, she doesn't get to dictate who has a right to grieve over the loss of someone that once was important. You ignore them, it's a day of remembering those who have gone, not about you or your petty need for drama. All you'd do by having words is make a shit situation much, much worse. My supermarket puts Bob's Red Mill GF Flour next to the box of Vital Wheat Gluten. Dat drop All I read was popping a cherry and your mum. She was a child... Holy tits, that's a juicy tracklist! :O Will listen to it as soon as I get home (not available on mobile ) Originally submitted [here](/r/WTF/comments/sti9n/ill_just_leave_this_here_ /) by user [k0mbaticus](/u/k0mbaticus). whoa, wtf! I've been there a while ago (for science!) and it was just ME themed porn, but now every second post seems to be futa. there's a niche market for everything?? ...right... The huntsman headshots Well I get frustrated because there are more than enough people to have done the few deliveries that set me behind..... but I guess I shouldn't get so worked up. I've just made a name for myself as being reliably fast and accurate, so being late disturbs me. I just got off. lol How do you figure? No. Penner. ಠ_ಠ ... Ծ_Ծ....ლ( ლ) Busted! Thank you, I'm just a worry wart I suppose Meat water I've noticed that ill pay, then a day maybe two later, they send me shipping confirmation, like it just left the amazon warehouse You forgot fried chicken, watermelon, peanut butter and jail Just stupid that made me notice i'm naked... If the mother is widowed or divorced, then revenge may be found on a matching-making site I heard mentioned the other day specifically for older people. It's called Carbon Dating Why not have a minimum wage at all and get governments out of the market ..............reddit.... How does a rabbit get the human Paplan virus? Oh... Wait... Right... The south PC master race says no consorting with the enemy and that is NOT allowed!!! Nice try, aliens Just The Tip! Yep. We're all pretty much with you. Japan has a different idea of when pink and fluffy is appropriate. I hadn't felt such climax-crash due to cuteness since the Staypuft Marshmallow man. Notice how that comment isn't even edited. Guy comes to a place called offmychest to have a rant and that's what you come back with? Fuck you must really be a cunt. The was such a coincidence, posting that cat picture wouldn't you say? She's 13 I feel your pain, brother. It's not a Mac, Skype. The red X is supposed to actually close the program There's a song called I love you octopus. I know that now?... I just had a horrible image of her mishearing that one. Thanks. I wasn't the only sick person in the restaurant bathroom that night, either. Level of satisfaction with Golden Jaguar: (╯ )╯︵ ┻━┻ And who gave them that minimum wage? I'm Bosnian and I wish it was more acceptable for couples to live together before marriage, in my culture. As someone who was raised in Australia it is really hard having parents/ a culture that would disown me if I did something I have grown to accept as a normal part of adult life. I love my parents and my life but it just seems fucking stupid that the moment you live with a SO you are considered married. It doesn't help that divorce is also pretty taboo and unacceptable. So you are basically stuck when choosing a partner because you can't really find out if you are able to coexist in the same space until you are hitched and there's little room for changing your mind. The finality of relationship decisions is incredibly frustrating >and jail They go against the Sharks on Friday, not sure how I feel about this. Being a Sharks fan and all. She wants the D Playground supervisor.. No reason 100%... Another display of Moore's Law/exponential growth No. Yanni's picture under Jazz & Blues Legends. Third degree burns of penises on your face. Of course he does I recognize that aquarium anywhere... What is catwoman doing aboard the Normandy, and why wasn't she in the game, dammit! Man your killing it it would probly believe in religion to. I can't believe I watched the whole thing just what the world needs, more ways to produce more plastic waste... I like the idea, but maybe they can make it so it is fed used plastic water bottles? I'd love to watch "MY cute wet cat" So much for having done your time and being free. I see what you did there. How about a picture of you with your new godless husband? Patient nugget. My nugget usually lays on my chest For a second, I thought it was heart-attack cat. I see you on almost every front page post, and you usually have over 500 karma on at least one comment you post every time. You're amazing per se? Kept trying to hit send before you change anything... Right, I'm sure you could give us a detailed P&L report of their monthly finances. Oh wait, you're talking out of your ass like everyone else. I wanna see the REST of that picture Mostly because every time he comments someone has to mention that he commented This video is like a tampon TV ad. You see people doing cool stuff but at the end of the day you have a tampon. Why not actually show it being used by the average joe fur stuff we'd actually do instead of showing us the latest X Games taking place A bit off topic, but did they make Bayonetta 2 Wii U exclusive? Obviously I'm married, but I would have the biggest lesbian orgy with most of the ladies in this sub. YOU ALL KNOW WHO YOU ARE. Your *chairs* require batteries? The president's teeth are not meant for fucking. I'd apply, but I live in the middle of nowhere, about 3,000 miles from the northern LA border. How is FullForce relevant? ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Domo mooooove. I want in on that. This one? Why did you upgrade to 6.1.2 / \ there was no jailbreak out for it until today. If you are having problems I would suggest trying a different USB cable, running evasi0n in administrator mode, and/or a different computer. Seriously?????? Read more carefully. Tom-Yum-Goong is a different movie from Ong-Bak. like this ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ fun times Homemade mayo Umm.. I didn't downvote you either. Y one shot for entire film ... **Get your shit together WG** Get a Prius (3 years old, so most of the initial depreciation is gone). Toyota currently has the highest reliability rating, which means you'll be in the shop less often and, as a result, will spend less money. Check this with a web search. Also, Prius' get about 50 mpg. If you use Edmunds 5 years cost estimator, the Prius beats pretty much every car made in the same year as the one you would be looking at (i.e. 2011 Prius is cheaper to own over 5 years than any other 2011 car worth looking at). The costs on Edmunds are estimates but since Edmunds uses the same methods for calculating costs for all cars, you can use it to compare any models to see which will be least expensive in the long run. Since you would be keeping your Prius for 10-15 years (right ?) because keeping one car is always better than constantly buying the latest and greatest, then it will even outperform other cars like a Corolla or a Civic over the long term and medium term if my memory serves correctly. Of course, this is for newer models. If you compare a Prius to a 10 year old Civic, the Civic could come out for far less overall. But, who knows what the previous owner did to the car? It could also come out for way more. I wouldn't expect an old car to last for more than a few years. They might last longer, but I wouldn't expect it. And I *would* expect lots of repairs. There might not be many, but I'd expect it. That's awesome! And yes, we ride together a lot. He's the one who talks me into these crazy rides we do all the time. He also once convinced me to go mountain biking on my flat bar road bike. it... Spent some time in the shop after that haha Nope, that figure is just 2013... water streams? ლ( ლ) Especially the T4/5 lights that drag same tier mediums/TDs/heavies in with them to T9 matches I would give anything to prevent that from happening YOU HAD ONE JOB AND THAT WAS ENGLAND My little goat, my little goat baaaaaaaaaaaahh My little goat, I used to wonder what that thing could be, my little goat, but I think it's a goat that I see. Goat adventures, tons of wut, a goat goat faithful and goat. sharing this... ... it's a well i don't know... feat. AND GOATS MAKE IT ALL COMPLETE. My little goat you are all my very worst friends~~~ I totally said oh why don't you go ahead and show me how well you can paint your right hand with your left hand. Didn't expect it either. Comic Sans I love owls That's cannibalism sir. 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God damn Kirk Douglas was having a pretty shitty day. This thread inspired me to check my Other folder on Facebook. I've got several unread messages there dated back to 2009. hopefully not an elementary prep school Putting that in perspective, could you imagine if 15% of the world liked /r/clopclop? Ugh! My oldest brother did this to me. I have a complex now. Aren't we on a self-important high horse? . The amount of effort put into this title is excruciating Can you not read.. I explained myself in the previous post 4,000 dollars!? Almunia and Senderos? Holy shit, this subreddit exists? Anybody else on /r/NFL also into FIRST Robotics at all? I saw "Week 1" and though he was talking about a few weeks from now... I didn't. The "helpful" ladies of the faire did. Yeah I saw it. Thanks silence . I'm still not sure exactly why he called me an asshat. And I put it in green not white because I know most people are red green colorblind but a colorblind friend I have says that they can see green on a black background but not red. Egocentric? You have no idea what that means, do you. Christ. Dat visual First off "i7 3820 with an asus gt 640 graphics card" People were driving on the freeway with snow covered rear windshields... That would be totally awesome and so much more fun. I bet the developers feel like they can't do that since some parents might claim that the game promotes that kind of real life scenario. And you know there would be some parent who'd go batshit about it, regardless of how historically accurate it is. No :( It's a step up from when I worked at Yahoo! in 2011 and they were still running IE6 because they were too lazy to fix their startup scripts. ლ( ლ) I don't know if I want to watch the stream at all. Just imagine hearing TheOddBro make a donating to the spankbank That's a very one sided map. I always questioned if the TN/KY rivalry was still worthwhile...... until 2011. And yet you people let bush get a first term ... interesting. Or it gets the hose again... haha! le meme face! I feel a disturbance in the force....Right now, 100 separate Williamsburg hipsters are forming bands around this concept. The floodgates...They are about to be torn asunder. If you enjoy that one, /r/popit might be riiiight up your alley... You're so pretty. Sigh. Gawker media. Sigh. Don't finger the wrong hole accidentally, or on purpose Thank you for proving my point that I'm not welcome here and that my input isn't valued I've had someone add me before to ask if I can give them my Earbuds or Service Medal (#1437) for free. When I said no they called me a faggot and blocked me. I would love to fill you up with some of my life..... Ugh! Mentions student live tweeting Landon Donovan's interview; doesn't mention the student's twitter name. only thing more awkward would be to not show a ps4 at the ps4 event. For 49.95 you can have wolf meat in a Ed Hardy bucket thats been sprayed with Axe... Hahahaha! Literally just had a good laugh out loud moment. Even the cat looked at me like "what?" That sounds incredibly cute! Better than the mole I've found exists in my belly button Uhh.. Maybe not everyone is on reddit everyday? Not really.....just stuck with it! *California Heart Surgeon* Is it frosting? Does mommy regularly glue her pubes to the face of this poor lil' man? Nothing wrong with PTCruisers! Just certain drivers! What the fuck is this doing on Amazon, and why did you search for it ? I have many many many. I love the incredibles, mp holy grail, Shaun of the dead, kill! I get myself into trouble answering these. It's big brother! Telling us our chocolate rations are increasing while, in fact, they are decreasing! Wow, then this is soley for Amazon. "Recommended for you" is fail Dinkleberg No. Note the word [Update] plus updated photo containing different angle and condition of said blueberries The trip to the moon was actually the MIB fighting off an alien race about to attack I second this, also, you're beautiful! But I want the chocolate, hand it over LOL I don't practice Santeria, I ain't got no crystal ball. REALLY?? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I am "Ghastly Dildo" Don't steal and repost other peoples pictures Semantics suck. Yooooou know what he meant I watched all or that video FAIL I read that as fisting What the fuck man?? You really think every Indian knows a rape victim?? Screw You. 0:32 >And yet you people let bush get a first term It's apparently cheaper than eradicating poverty or corruption! I believe your peers disagree with you. I don't think this is the dance instructor approved method. Headline is totally wrong. When I started going bald at 23. Work as a bus boy in a country club and most of the time it's just old people that get drunk during happy hour, then they get loud, then they leave, nothing really that interesting although I did have this lady grope me once, she was 80 I'm 17 My thoughts exactly Nothing can break Reddit! I know :/ it's the only way I can sleep a lot of times. I wedge a pillow half under my chest/face and sometimes I have a pillow under my legs... Then the cats... They lay on me. I remember when I could do that lol instead of paying attention i made a meme Umm all I saw was tits Bits of gravity? Really? REALLY?? ... Because I HAVE played it ..because Mark Hamill has tons of film offers to wade through. Now I am waiting for a squid or Zoomie to post him being bad ass in Bora Bora. That what I tell them but, I think they just don't get the whole kief farming aspect of it. Shit was so cash...... As someone with neither Soldier unlocked, this challenge annoys me If I see this fucking duck on the front page one more time... Blumpkin lotion >I want to know if that cat is okay goddamn it >Sou o único que concorda com isto, por uma vez? ooooooooooh.... which is funny to me because when I bring a tumbler to starbucks, they use a cup to get the coffee from the carafe to my tumbler, and then throw the cup out. I don't have a car > Thank you for a picture that I can't burn out if my mind now... How random. Oh sorry, I didn't realize. Thank you for telling me what is or is not funny to me. You never had something just hit you that you know isn't that funny or may not be funny at all, but you just laugh your ass off? Maybe thats how this was for me. Either way, thanks for looking out, you've made the Internet a better place. Keep up the good work. You realized you didn't care... after 100 hours... Wavejet... TIL 13 upvotes and 22 downvotes equals a cumulative score of -54,729 that isnt lucky Yeah, getting crucified (which could take literally days) was totally a way better way to die. So, basically it can hibernate like every computer has been able to do for the last...idk 10 years? That reminds me of something really awkward. I was at a restaurant overhearing a conversation between an old man and a busty waitress, in which the old guy says "Your boobs look wonderful, would you mind giving me some milk from these for my coffee?" They found one of these in a water tower on top of a hotel in LA, last week, too! Who are you and why are you a developer . I really couldn't understand a lot of it, but that Asher D guy just sounded like he was spewing off random generic insults that could be said to anyone. Some shit about metaphors? What I mean is I think he had an already made rap battle song that he rehearsed beforehand. Yea fuck gun control wooooooooo merica Somehow I read/interpreted the title as: "I made a real life video game for my son," so I was a little concerned about the knife, but there was probably parental supervision. Got to the part with the computer and was like: "damn, that kid's got a nice setup." Then I read "I was lying on the bed underneath tied in more crepe paper as the princess" as a hairy ass dad. Lucario.... Right? Because real life is the way it was portrayed in *Friends* Same thing here (kind of)... 5+ years and a few terabytes of movies, music, and tv shows, and my first warning was a result of my gf asking me to download "Hocus Pocus" for her before Halloween I'd be wary of your wife with the mailman. Or plumber. This isn't 4chan asshole! Also on a side note how did you get a clear shot of your butthole? Did somebody else take it or did you use some kinda yoga technique? Either way I read that as stripper ლ( ლ) Is it because it's in BROWNSVILLE? ( ). It is isn't it. Page after page after page of fingernails So you think Bought a 2013 defender, and he's surprised parts are expensive? I've gotten new ones for less than that... The mission will "circumvent" mars... Just realized i put a link post instead of a self post. My bad. that's horrible, some times that happens to me and now i think i'm cursed ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Congrats on the two inches. Bet everything closed down for it. What if they were both talking about each other, they were both father/daughter and neither knew the other used Reddit I named my character "Agitat3d" after "her". I literally just found out he's a guy... That just happened to us down in San Diego. It's terrible for the people that were parked there That's pretty sensitive of you Sorry to be violent but this guy needs to be slapped with a chair in the face I'm... Not sure of anything anymore Last I checked it isn't possible to have sex if the other party isn't physically present . More like masturbating in front of someone through Skype. What if you lost it "and bodies in your bed" Former Arby's here- ANYTHING with tartar. Our cooler for the dressings was always broken and since the tartar comes in a giant tub, it wouldn't fit in the alternate cooler. So the only time it ever was refrigerated was over night... I said it first! Tongue I'm thin like the above poster as well. If a guy like you comes along, I immediately question if they're even worth it, and what their intentions are. My thought is this: "Well obviously this guy is really into body image, and I don't even work on sculpting mine. Nor is it close to his, and it seems important to him. So why is he talking to me? " Hahaha! But seriously.. And then people tell you that you're fat and you're like: Yes, why? "Perfectly tangible" if you're willing to move out to LA and work another job until you potentially get picked up. All I can imagine is Gustavo Fring spinning in circles. I was just curious. 128lbs is pretty light unless you are 5'3".... and then at that height at 200lbs..... I can't believe nobody has suggested Michael Fassbenders character in Shame.... History's greatest monster Oh man. The moment when I walked in on my brother jerking it to MLP Never stick your dick in crazy. Why have I seen that *everywhere* on the internet in the past three hours??? ** ** "Le Ragers" YES!!!! WhatIfIToldYou**Bing**? Oh man the nightmares and flashbacks. God is amazing! :) I see. Thanks for the warning. POP POP If it fits, I .....sits? Don Carlos in La Jolla, Livingstons Chicken Kitchen in OB, La Playa in PB Are you sure you need an extra cab with an AC30? . Have you ever even used one? They are balls out loud on their own. You could even get by with an AC15 in most situations. No love for the beaters Yeah girls do that to me all the time: "What that was a date? I thought we were just going as friends!" "Yeah because I always take my friends to romantic restaurants, flirt with them all night and then pay for their meal" did she say there might be a zombie mode for AC3? How do you eat your Reese's? Answer: very fucking slowly to avoid ingesting maggots... Did one in class and everyone did this to me . Having 24 people do that to me was scary and humiliating. Why! Why do you have to shave! It's a bloody disgrace, it's like telling someone their to white, they need to get a tan to get the position!!!!!! You bet your life it will... So your one of the guys that made it hard for me to pick my user name I can see the logic here. Whenever I'm driving and I realize that I've taken a wrong turn, instead of turning around immediately so as to not waste time, I keep driving down the road for a little longer hoping to find redeeming qualities. That depends. How do you know that I don't like giant pink dicks? Phew at first i read "all that hair" I read that as *the first time I laid eyes on Gandalf I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I would do anything to bone her* Seriously, these are the same people who said Donald Glover CANNOT be Peter Parker. I worked HARD on that one! Usually at reddit I'm like this: relevant user name? Yes, that's exactly what I said and meant. ಠ_ಠ What's with the Halo Reach product placement ? Except the opposite I guess you could say she suffered a memory lapse gilded twice Burst into...treats? Fuck off, spammer ┌∩┐ ┌∩┐ I feel every morning the alarm goes off will be a day like this I have spent 180,000 IP on runes Ahhhh Nessa, my guiding light! It's 9am is it your lunch time yet?! I could go by that ;) Yeah the bottom ones look way more natural Eeeewww healthy Yeah, because damage to local watersheds and ecosystems aren't a part of drilling pollution, just carbon emissions. As a computer scientist, this is one of the most effective types of debugging for truly hard to find bugs--as long as you aren't the type of son of a bitch that would lie to a rubber duck. ...Still, no word on any DoJ action against Wall St. bankers who tanked the economy. ლ( ლ) The Human Centipede I have a bad habit of not adjusting my clothes after throwing them on ლ( ლ) As a bisexual dude who has two younger brothers, ** ** Links shield goes in his/her right hand A "normal car" at my high school was a new mustang, camaro, truck, or entry level new BMW/Benz. Anything under $25,000 was "crappy" Those clashing gradients And you know what loda said to everyone because you are who? You are not biased at all. Not at all. Yup, I made the mistake of posting a pic on Facebook and Reddit at the same time. The pic got to the front page and the subset(Reddit_Users ∩ Facebook_Friends) knew my Reddit username. Some of them are probably reading this now... The Sweatiest Goldblum Damned you, Imagination! ** ** Louisiana, same here. Unless you're in Nawlins, then you're getting stabbed and robbed. ლ( ლ) wat? I cannot... .... enough I agree. I'd be a little concerned with the transition of "This book about a 44-year-old man sexing a 12-year-old girl is amazing, and speaking of which, want to meet up?" teached We do now. Yikes, dedication right there. Next time I see an orthodox Jew I'm gonna look for uneven biceps Oh Arceus that poor Lopunny. I hope officer Jenny finds him. But we have so MUCH DIRT!!!! And dust, and cows probably outnumber people, and people are mostly assholes...I shouldn't go on LOL So you were right, and with some clever measurements I found a flat rate my wife let me use money for.....but only in the US...... what should I do? That's how the 'missionaries' did it ... so you decide to upload a JPG screenshot? 'Firstly they did not detail the console or it's price' I just love the way will parked it... ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ GTFO You're asking *us*? For proposal advice? The day of your proposal? I pay 35$ as well. So worth it compared to PS3s network you don't know me. Reddit user for three hours..... Great! Another disc I'm gonna have to buy. Yeah I'm sure she has well informed reasons for her bigotry. Google ME Yeah, the Israel/Palestine conflict probably has had an effect on her academic thought on the implications of the muslim religion... She is smiling pretty big. .....0_o ┌( )┘ Singed without laugh. Gets dealt tons go damage. GG [](/wernstrom) Android devices are quality, amirite? Fourth one down looks like Justin Timberlake in drag You didn't understand, did you? Source That , was awesome. Did you touch my drum set? I'm sorry for the working out I hate gyms..... It would be cool, but creepy. wtf...that dinosaur blinked at 2:00 That would be horrible!!! It'd be like: "Oh shit oh shit I gotta get the latrine!!! Gogogogogogo....oh, never mind. " So the halo wikia says he's 400lbs without, and 1400lbs with. But I had the halo dog tags and they said he was 6'10" 265 without. So idk which to go by! Same. Too tough to pee Everyone here should be able to understand this reference Didn't wanna pay for parts so he threw a $5 at me and said to keep the change and buy a cheeseburger! This made front page? wat Came up on Instagram feed... Not right aspect ratio... I miss Joel The client just sent me an email saying almost precisely that.. Are you him? You're 13 I thought this guy might be in middle school, which would be understandable, but nope. This kid is older than me. Salzburg is in Austria, but yes, that's what I was thinking, too. And then I remembered there was no underground chapel at the mines (near) Salzburg, because I have been there. WASTE OF FUCKING MILK Triple dog dare you Wait... why did you add a brony in the first place Just got lost for a minute "! !" It would be blank You bastard. They are quite short virgins, possibly of the pedobear variety. Texan here. It's one of the most embarrassing facts about Texas that we have such a high kill ratio at our animal shelters. Thank you for taking some pups for us. My family (and extended family) have adopted 10 dogs over the years. It makes me sad thinking of all the ones that don't make it. Beautiful legs Seriously... not cool... an RX number is like a serial number These fucking people. He was the LONE WOLF. why would i want to see the 8000 guides on every hero that have one rating or have 40 ratings, 39 of which are rated down because it's some jokester doing another "Le Lich Buys 6 Couriers N Wards xD" or "Natures PROFIT Gets LE RAPIER!! Y U NO RAPIER? " guide? Its never Lupus. 100 bucks.... Was posted 58 minutes ago I'm fucked I had a conversation similar to this at dinner tonight... My stepfather was talking about how one of his kids from his previous wife was going to have ANOTHER baby and about how wonderful kids were.... So when I said yeh kids aren't in my plan he said oh that will change, just give it some time trust me. You will be dying to have kids one day. Nah bro it's fine. Hold on a moment I just have to call someone about my Essure appointment. The Simpsons is a good show to marathon * * I kinda stayed away from the DLC (except multiplayer), but how?? She's an Asari and they have lady bits! I no believe it! His new face strikingly resembles my ex-boyfriend. I call bullshit. I didn't see a single punch, and the bitch who was recording uploaded it? Of course she is going to exaggerate the number. Balls of steel. LOL, the kind of art that makes censorship seem like a good idea OP has not delivered. OP is a faggot. *"You are not holding me right man "* Would not do this with the paws of my cats :O This is reddit. No pointing fun at Muslims You... had to pee an hour ago... do you not anymore...? Married to a prius owner Why do you even know of this video! Same here man. West TN here..... Where those damn funnel bastards always feel the need to strike when you're just about ready to go to bed. I didn't know this trick... aimed at self. "A stones through" Reddit has ruined me, I looked for entirely too long for a hidden dinosaur Slaves built the Giza Pyramids and the Great Wall of China, but no one points out the good attributes of slavery, because there are none. Think they meant "their parents ARE fine".....but this dialect is very rough on the eyeballs, in that, I want to scoop them out with a rusty spoon sounds... fun .... Omar, and my coworkers love making "The Wire" references. You were inside me when you did this. ( ) Lmfao this is SO FUNNY Sure...blame the victim. I hope he's talking about anyone in pre/elementary school being "hot" It's the way you said it. You should listen to yourself sometime Why would that make Willy Wonka jealous? /r/niggers ( ) [sarcarsm] Because he didn't choose the paper...[/sarcasm] Jeez Louise, I was genuinely curious, no need for an outburst . Wait, you've been working in IT for 25 years and are still doing end user support? Nice, my setup for half the races will be on my laptop hoping the OKish quality streams hold up, thanks Rupert and Bernie... Awww so cute I thought step 3 said cut out the poop Your flair.... You could have "Do Not Sell" lists which include only known psychiatric patients and felons, instead of "Everyone Who Owns A Gun" list. Pretty simple, actually, I wonder why they don't do it that way... Ha I sometimes go to hotels and use the ones there I'm on to you I really hate the word "childish". Its all my friends use to put down some of my favourite games. **Those fuckers know nothing of sly racoon ** I skinned frog legs in a Biophysiology lab last week and my lab manual told me to remove the skin 'as if you were removing a tiny pair of pants.' Wow what the flying fuck. That is pure evil right there. > Of goodie now they're all safe Seriously thought she was his red rocket from the thumbnail.... Clicked it anyway. before? how are you gonna do it afterwards? How do you sneak a M60 through an airport? Again the people...... they're mostly assholes. But spiders here in central cal. And snakes. Horses are deadly!!! I used to play Oblivion with nude patches but I couldnt concentrate on the missions. "Dark ages" Aaand why the fuck was that already purple, and i know what it was, but I clicked anyway.... As a matter of fact, I'm not an atheist. It's just that someone *always* says something like that whenever God is brought into a comment chain. Shock Top next to RR and Stone? What a terrible first world problem. Basically " " in real life. In love with a prius owner Dou Wang ** ** Not sure if you should be allowed to reproduce . " " you owe me one smile coolsikboy Congrats on FINALLY getting that place to answer its phone!!! hope the smell goes away too, my parents used a cheap brand of stuff like that and it turned the house into a vinegar distillery, smell wise LOL. That's a good brand, I know some folks who swear by it! So need one of those for my ipad too, so people know why I'm sitting alone laughing to myself while holding it! Random Acts of Cake?! I'd sub faster than light! Not loading without flash on mobile devices. Took me way too long to realize that. My mother lied to me what the fuck, mom That's kinda what I'm thinking. It adds a point that a 3rd party could potentially intercept it. I've done it in the past and gotten lucky but after the coins vanished during the transfer I won't be using them anymore. Expensive lesson learned. There were pictures of you being abused It would probably be too complex for binary It looks like someone is giving birth to him. ** ** You need to ask are you EVIL...no - you need to ask the opposite spelling of that --are you LIVE.. *ssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhh* Of course her uniform isn't cannon. She's a woman, not a piece of artillery. The scratching is kind of a nice trigger, but wtf are my ears being cleaned with, a paint knife? Scumbag TSN2. You're such a dirty PC...oh yeah...you're so dirty. I seriously need this book That water looks like urine hence the fish's remarkable sheen OP fills rubber gloves with water, tosses in snow. Attempts karma. Audience wonders why OP has so many rubber gloves at his dispose They use the same shower head? This guy's comment history... I'm going to lose this aren't I? I like Kat Dennings, but that show is pretty bad. I'd like to think it's just the writing. ~~Sometimes~~ Most of the time, I'm expecting a "ba dum tsss" or a trombone "wah waaaaah." Most of the jokes are like the jokes you might tell to friends and they just look at you like . Lol that's awesome.....but I don't know who Domo is.... What value DAT HALAK Well if you are gov edu perhaps ASK for some free software! You would be surprised what folks will give or donate to have you or your name! The smell Too salty for me.....I over seasoned Feel what? I really don't want things touching my asshole. Go away. Really? We wasted electrons and internetz over this? I'm assuming OP wants links too. ** ** I live in a desert LOL Central Valley ca Shit he sounds like me...I need low volume sound to pass out such as low music (I don't blare though ), and my ass is *out* till I'm up thanks to sleep disorder.... There are dogs that live with coke addiction? ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ it was a joke So stir it, dummy. As in the Justin Bieber movie? My grandmother used to do that. I don't want to say that you're tempting fate or anything, but she's not with us anymore, and I'm pretty sure that her refusal to mend her PB&J ways was what did it. Doctors just don't try hard to save people like that. People like you. GameStops in point Loma are always good maybe you should just move I'm all for Cat Curry but fuck this. Male to Female, but the thing is, I'm not pansexual, so I can't feel that way about her knowing that, shallow I know, but she's still my friend I talk to her and we still discuss things with one another....She does keep telling me how good her bj's are though. I don't know if she's teasing me or wants me take up that offer. ( ) But what if another winner's condition is to talk to you whatsoever, or to kill you > Im pretty sure satanists beleive that the christian god is a fraud and that satan is the person they should actually be worshipping. Id imagine most satanists are actually really kind people, i dont think they actually worship in the name of pain and torture, well maybe a few do My Facebook is just a constant stream of pics of my kid (that's right bitches, deal with it ) and happy cuddly posts. OK, I admit I'm a little high [6], but I read that more than once as "They used robots to keep me awake at night..." I had to keep reading it over and over because I was like wtf? This is the internet bud :) We know no Well, it's either Bush's fault or global warming. That's true he looked really young when he first started but he doesn't look like he's pushing 60 now. I mean, come on, poor guy. I think his hair on this particular picture makes him look kind of funny though. (Talking about the guy's looks rather than the fact he's a monster player ) Immigration compliance has nothing to do with looks. San Diego Definitely panda Wat? 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I immediately foresee the two of us beating each other to death in agreement if we were to meet at a party... unless your stances include giving police the right to shoot-to-kill persons in possession of drugs, burning people's homes for energy, and giving Japan the freedom to hunt whales without the need to make up excuses. I'm on to you! This subreddit is always full of racists..... No fashion motive. WTF What a dive Well, guess someones getting a vacation... and a raise, once the press stopped caring... \m/( )\m/ Ssssshhh little ninja.... .....wouldn't want your rib ate wouldja?! So much ass kicked, and now all that ass PLUS more handed back! our teams curse! "White people " - Tyreese As someone who was an idiot and stretched to a 00g in less than a year... How?! I hope this isn't becoming a habit with you >When the recent gun control debate ignited, many citizens chose to show up at their state legislatures openly carrying firearms. 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But honestly, just think that the people that know you, that **REALLY** k ow you, love you and care for you....that's all you need. Even complete strangers agree with them! ;) ... ლ( ლ) You are one of them I'm sure your muggle skills will be a great asset to the Order of the Phoenix. There are flight deck boots that have a little extra padding. Also if you're at a shore command I believe you can wear the suede boots.though on a ship steal toes are required. Repost I cannot unsee what has been seen... The second and LAST. This'll probably be lost anyway, but Felix Baumgartner. His jump was amazing, but then he turns around and says that space exploration is useless? Well they do move Imageshack They can't look up but they can drive Reminds me: The 3DS XL does not come with a charger, and uses a proprietary charger port. Touching sentiments; thanks, kinderdiddler Tortank TIL there's a good way Yeah, if you count a burning sensation for **days** "good". Just smaller... 1984 is liberal now? i was metaphorically speaking..... add/remove programs - he didn't know what it was so he just uninstalled it. I turned on the computer later and was like UMMMMM why do we suddenly only have 16bit color?? He didn't even notice that anything had changed. This is taken with a webcam (no lens) at prime focus. I believe the lens has a red filter or something, so when I take it off everything has a red hue. The moon looks pink He's all, 'I'm fed up of being a planet. All these little planets and I have to look after them ' Poison Snowball Centrum Silver, the only senior multivitamin to be awarded the Centrum Seal of Approval Computers used to...not exist. Here's another gem that got me.. "It's more than a car, it's a communication device!!" Your age tag. >EDIT: Removed? Care to give an explanation why, EFS? Holy fuck this thread hurt my soul. All the defensive cargo-shorts posts... If your friends don't realize that you're already connected... Number 4. Someone told me I couldn't pull it off. > Girls can't use computers; Filthy lies. Ugh, Make, one, mistake... , Give me my shotgun It's the only gun I use except for medic and max units. Its better for cqc than the smgs and its a better semi auto rifle than the scout rifles. This comment needs 26 up votes no more no less... Not this one....the one I'm replying to... Not. A. Big. Deal... Drogon appears to have some huge balls Lol wut? - stop You forgot *uncontrollable* >Daily Kos, funded by billionaire George Soros... Pff, you just think it does because you only remember the cases where it is, and forget all the times when it isn't. lol I...I think I love you. Instead of bestial procedures, they *could* try letting boars and sows fuck each other naturally. Instead they jack off pigs Your restaurant doesn't seem very high end I'd give a MeKeyBoBuck but you posted it at Geekhack first! Annie You got somethin' against us digital folk? Oh this drives me absolutely insane, being that I work somewhere that sells books. I spend ages putting them all in alphabetical order, and 5 minutes later there are books lay across the top of other books and books with the spines facing inwards Just bookmarked NoFap's reset badge link and put that as the name I think it'll help to get back on my senses in time of need ( ) Every single NSFW animal factoid in this thread: Sorry, I didn't want to include where I got them from earlier since everyone just spams me with A$AP Rocky lyrics whenever I do Man, Damien could have been such a dynamic character going forward. So many damn options. Why the hell would they do this. ... Canada mercury fulminate does not make that big of an explosion i actually recognize the video "Installed 1/19/2013" I didn't know there were puns And I thought half a year was bad I don't think you completely understand Reddit.... My best friend got kidney stones for drinking too much milk everyday. 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Easy for you to say, considering it's coming from the guy that's going to win! But really, calm the hell down. What happens if you entered Justin Beiber? Especially when you are a decade older than the next oldest student. My mechanic puts epoxy on the drain bolt in hondas specifically so jiffy lube will refuse to change your oil. The time I took mine there, they told me it had been welded. How do we know you aren't some PR person at Tek and were paid dirt to say that? What are you trying to say, buddy? Those sound like fighting words but are frankly too vague to enrage me or to make me feel good. I am conflicted. Hey I own two versions of almost every halo book they said there extras in it so I bought it! Lol They're pretty xenophobic I hear....which is pretty ironic! You.....you're my hero You know, it seems that EVER since bilbo went on his journey, he's just interested in eating and staying home! True....I wish I had their metabolism Ugh! I'm sorry! I remember having all those talks with my siblings. Still do with a few. You waited a whole 2 hours to repost Where do they call donuts "yeast rings"? They can't tell people what they can put in their bodies. It's not fair. Blacklight retribution? Awkward wrong reply But then it's sex with your mom  Oh you were being sarcastic? I had no idea! "But you must establish *weather* or not..." As someone on reddit, your username is very disturbing... That tree was probably a sapling when Christ was alive and these fuckwads just cut it down for PR. Still doesn't work here. There is no button anywhere and I'm sitting with two iPhones in my hands. You have a screenshot? Wipe my ass with it and send that to the bank that updated my student loan interest rate Creepay what on earth is he trying to accomplish? ( ) That sounds rude. I took 3 years of Spanish in high school, but whenever the occasion to use it presents itself I'm always paranoid I'll be speaking to a grammar nazi who will do one of these WAIT, people don't do that already!? This makes me happy to not consider Cisco when recommending products. Overselling a customer that severely is just wrong. Even if the state didn't have great RFP, it should still have been up to the proposing company to properly vet the sale requirements and not just propose the most expensive stuff. It also sounds like there was some serious corruption in the bidding process in the first place. /government Well, he could have asked the gods to assrape the guy, would have had the same fucking effect Be careful who you sleep with, especially if you run into them on a regular basis! Also, DO NOT dip your pen in the company ink. I have seen a million horror stories with my own eyes... "Rush_is_Right" At one point he even recites wedding chants Some if these posts are questionable if they are petty. There was a thread posted on Sunday where a guy stole some gas from op. Op decides to put sugar, water and gasoline (very bad for engines) and the kid screws his engine over by driving it. the kid that stole the gas has to get his car towed to a garage (I assume for repairs) and that is considered petty. \ / Don't forget the people who like my little pony Nation disapproves And it's *still* not enough Emerald Use it somewhere they are likely to need the change, like a cafe. So many people buy one cup of coffee and want to pay with a twenty Stuff tastes like shit and doesnt even work Liar Liar I'm all for helping but this is too much of "do the work for me". Why are we going out, finding the deal, then posting a link for you? . Do the research yourself. I'm a guy....and I posted it? Not the same huh? Not for distribution. how did you manage to get a int ring Damn I thought you were a macdonalds spokesperson..... ......just kidding lol :D nice to meet you ma'am! Funny thing, for the first time in a long time I started looking at hardware to upgrade to. Of course I hit the nvidia Titan first. Why do I always want thousand dollar video cards?! Who's they huh? That's just rude! What a brave and controversial comment for /r/android I know this pain all too well. Well, that was a wonderful experiment. What kind of inspection? Are you a drug mule?! Am I going to get arrested by talking you you?!? jk LOL ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ we need tommy lee jones for this......... (┛ )┛彡┻━┻ <--- Personal favorite. Such terrible misogynists, trying to ban abortion and birth control, trying to legislate what women can do with their bodies... I'm so glad there are no feminists trying that. 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Either way, it's BULLETS IN A FUCKIN OVEN This reminded me of both Goatse and Glass Ass... Two memories I had hoped I had locked away for good... I read boned Take a sharpie and make this my god....they solved it before i could get mine to work. Ahh yes.. Understood! It sure does sound interesting, I wanted to see! Disappointment ensues It just happened to me, and of course when I click "contact us" a nice big orange box pops up telling me NOT to print any shipping labels... ** ** TIL you used to be able to open chests quickly by double tapping F The environment hates you Is it just me or does the rightmost one look like Justin Bieber ಠ_ಠ ***NOT EVEN ONCE*** Did you know you just click on search and type in whatever you want? And that is now a month ago... ...I liked the number 23 Thanks for the help, for you see, I can not read "You turn me on, but only when I'm already turned on." I love the for the date on Versus XIII. Thanks for taking the time to make the list! Looks like that case really helped. I think your thread got spam filtered out. This is the first time I've seen it and I check New every couple of hours when I'm awake I think you think people with disabilities are rarer than they actually are. It's true. You're only ing because you too are afflicted with national insecurity. Just need to perk up one of your eyebrows like the rock, give them the look, and blow them a kiss at the same time you wave gayly. They will be probably be too embarrassed to look at you for any length. Friendzoned... Yes it is He don't got no statue I can't find any channel in my cable system that is airing Psych. I'm in Ontario and although Global has a page for Psych it's not on their schedule. Krepo on Edward ? When I was an undergrad I met this girl from North Carolina and I was the first Jew she had ever met. She asked me if I had horns. You never delivered. Are you saying that although the imams had a unanimous opinion in this matter, there is controversy and hence we take your opinion? Where's the poem guy when you need him? wooaaaah dude, too far. Plot twist: It was you the whole time Still creepy course.....if I'm not mistaken isn't heat a form of radiation? ...but in France... The people EAT snails... And the new pokemon game coming out is supposedly supposed to be based on France... .. Dammit science! and he does this weekly? Dafuq God willed it so! Man, I like hockey but there's definitely some sexist bullshit within the culture. Between this and all that "Cindy Crosby" crap... That's what I've been doing the past couple months but prices are a bit high now. Must wait for pre panic prices.... Fuck you downtown Bellevue. Comcast exclusive west of 405 in all highrises. Use control v to paste into Minecraft. Ah. Reminds me of trying to interact with my father. Good times Do they have an online store? I agree. Not only that online Au stores don't all have the same service. One I tried was total crap. Last order from Amazon was 9 days - placed an order locally (could not get it at Amazon) it's been 17 days and still going Get this rambling bullshit off my internet lawn. ಠ_ಠ Right now Every time I was read an Amelia Bedelia book, I would always think "my god, what a dumbass " Worse is being a software developer, and having some worthless exec demand all fields be "required". Yeah, so you realize by doing that your users will enter junk when they don't know appropriate answers to those fields, and in turn your reports will be worthless? "I said make them required". I...I can't even imagine. Just this two dozen I did today had my hands hurting. Now my mother in law wants ~200 petits fours for a going away party at her work. DEOHELM EH!!!???? Ms. LaRue? Reading this gave me shivers already. Literally JIGGER. Troll brain gona troll. It's like hey that guy over there is annoying you with his smoking better go ask him for one. Saint “Every size is beautiful.” Is that really a compliment? “You're fat, but pretty.” Still some sort of a compliment, but still... And by "see" you mean get "accidentally" zapped by one and gain super powers??? If you want a woman, you deserve her, and her desires don't factor into it at all. ^this ^is ^pm ^material ^here ^ Thought or.......hoped? *picking shit off your feet* I have to agree. Wut holy fuck Recently on the front page recently. My thoughts too. Taking that into account and reading OPs replies... It all seems like they're young teenagers looking for attention and validation. 414? Yeah, twice. Once because she was too fat, once because she wasn't opening up at all (emotionally ) for me to develop any real feelings. No good. Get this fucking shit outta here Cool patch, but where's the jersey? Flash said he has ladder anxiety sometimes. Not me personally but my friends sister has slept with 4/5 of his best friends me being the exception. None of her family knew and I only knew because I was dating her best friend, until about a month ago the look on her face when her Mom found out her daughter's a whore= priceless (She was 1. A bitch to everyone 2. Whore (She is 14 and slept with at least 4 guys.) 3. Compulsive liar.) She deserved it. Disappointed about double standard in their house though. Brother sleeps with one girls whom he dated for 4 months Cant have girls over anymore. Daughter sleeps with 80% of her brothers friends Is allowed to have her 18 year old boyfriend over everyday. GTA San Tropez... Oh ya, religious folks NEVER do that. Nah im alright Also stolen from the comments from the original post All I can see here is Vladimir ლ( ლ) no. "Lol" yeah, and their ovens were perfectly functional too... I'm gonna get one that I hope will make people fall silent, just - "**I KILL PEOPLE **" real big on my forearm. I was doing this quest until my random 3 items to find were: a crushed gemstone, supercompost, and a snapdragon . It all started with a broken arm. Why? Why do so many of you have to shave beards for jobs?!?? In Australia they can't ask or expect any bearded gentlemen to remove ones manliness, as it's illegal and prejudice. They may as well say 'I'm sorry you're too black, you'll have to do something about that to work here!!! FFS Right, tires get no traction from the riding surface, which is why stopping is identical on dry asphalt as on sand or ice. Um...... is this for real? Ok, so I'm not going to invest a bunch of effort because you could just be trolling, but it was done to the native people over the whole continent, it was done to Africans who were brought to the United States and their descendants who were genetically experimented with through selective breeding, and it was even done to Latinos after America invaded Mexico and took over what is now essentially the western 1/3 of the USA. Damn it, so I invested a bunch of effort Which would be stupidity and ignorance. true we didn't have "death camps", but is eradicating the native people of a whole continent and having a society anchored on the enslavement of a whole racial group of people for hundreds and hundreds of years better? The African American and Native People's cultures and social fabric still suffers, to this day; the worst part being that they are then also looked down upon and insulted by white America for suffering from those actions. It's not an unfamiliar human mental defect to blame the victim. It's done and we criticize all kids of cultures around the world for it, eg, when a rape victim is blamed for having sex outside of marriage. Same level of stupid, just conveniently not how we like to see ourselves. Maybe they'll sort out when you relaunch the game, nope. Maybe when you finish the rest of them, nope. ** ** Setting up our April fools prank a little early aren't we? Finding out not everyone has a memory like this is awkward. That look on their face when they kinda remember your name but you remember their career aspirations, hobbies, parent's names, address, and jokes..... from the second grade. It's like a superpower that has to be hidden for the good of me not accumulating restraining orders. I hear you, but throw those sensible words at an irrational bride... This is why I hate it when I tell someone I forgot their name and then they just tell me something that is quite obviously not their real name. @ 29m10s park ranger throws a large, empty cardboard box out the window of a helicopter and in to the park. Outside my wife and broinlaw, 0. I also love my alone time, especially after work. I put in six looooong days and I feel like having a bunch of afk friends would just be draining. ಠ_ಠ I love people, just not being around them for long periods of time, if that makes a lick of sense at all?! So I feel bad for my broinlaw cuz he always to hang out, but I get my one day off, and I just usually curl up on the couch and feel like dying I'm so exhausted after the week. Idk what to tell him, I dunno if he understands or hates me. As an atheist, this question embarrasses me. Oooooooh, what a tricky, well laid trap! Lmao my very first hour on my very first day, naked guy! what did I sign up for? Ate something poisonous? Smoke something more poisonous . Who doesn't like Anne Hathaway? Why would you ruin it with cream and sugar . "Do they have the Internet in France?" unfortunately, i can't get to the starting strength website (at work right now ), but you can find it there under the resources>videos. Which is stupid! They should know better than anyone what it feels like being second class citizens NSFW I'd only see that if I were looking for horse cocks. Reposted a million times. Christianity. My patents brought me up thinking praying was not just talking to yourself but that god/Jesus/grandpa could help you Drop bears, Easter bunny, the death of their first pet, Bubbles, and their biological parents I like you a lot better than.....your weekly one? Umm... Stop photographing your dog's pecker and go outside Aw, her face looks like this: I've literally been laughing out loud about these suggestions. To think that someone would care so much about a meaningless point system that they would squat over a sink and shit into it, then orchestrate a fictitious back story is both astounding and hilarious. Goodness. apparently some people do I be like dat ass Yeh my stepfather talks about his grandchildren all the time and so he asked me when I was planning on popping out kids. It is annoying because he is one of those people who is convinced that having kids is a part of life and that everyone does it. He can't even grasp the thought of someone not wanting kids... So when I said I don't want kids his response was "ohhh that will change. Everyone wants kids. You aren't human unless you want them." As to which I responded well if you are human then I sure don't want to be. Mfw I'm a tard No, but I've had a few friends who will text me on occasion with the accusation. Thanks for the vote of confidence, guys. it would get tightened Right? And although he makes jokes about how 'not ok' his mom's behaviour is and he just kind of brushes it off... kinda get the sense he enjoys it I don't even... How can they... That doesn't even make any.... Why is it that 'culinary' seems to mean 'half filled plate'? I've moved in with a chef and a guy who really likes cooking recently, and I keep having arguments with them about how full a plate should be, and how much time/thought should go into appearance vs. actually cooking and flavour and such. They're faffing around with making it look all pretty and whatever, and I'm just sitting there with this exact look on my face ( ) just thinking "Just fill the plate and fucking give it to me!" Say a 650R isn't a particularly good starter bike. Recommends SV650. They're very comparable in power, weight, and ergos. thief! That Logic What if the target was painted on your forehead? I laughed, then showed my husband. "I don't get it." Riiiight... Yes, buy the guy who drove to the bar a drink. Smart You don't read very well do you? The description says that many people's opinions of low-carb diets are usually not grounded in science. It's not referring to the book I try to avoid the Masonic shelves at my local bookstores... they're usually wedged between the UFO books and the candle magick books. Not after I just read this. The look on the kids face is like curable by abortion It depends on how long you're willing to wait for it to be delivered or if there's a place near you that sells them. Ours was $12 with $23 shipping What if she wants to file a report that you raped her. Maya, is that you? That face. For whatever reason, it made me bellow out laughing while I was takin' a poop. With my socks on . ლ( ლ) My GF would beg to differ. She often requests my fingers. Not sure if that's a compliment or not... How do you know Gumby? It's actually fun.....I make the gun sounds and everything lol I kinda like to pretend I'm in some adventure....whatever I feel that day. If a car has been behind me for a while ill actually pretend I'm a runner for some sort of military organization and am trying to escape the pursuer without alerting civilians..... I'm kinda strange LOL Auto parts.....boring! And I've done the same route for almost a year now.....6 days a week I start getting sleepy while driving unless I do! It DID....but some a-hole punched the volume knob so hard it broke because it would randomly turn itself up and down....and it scared him..... I don't. There's no pic. let's see Hey I was there today. And yesterday. and the day before...... If you're ever in Flemington and hear an extremely loud vw golf with a sticker on the back, thats me. true life: I'd like to smell Jennifer Lawrence. Just a matter of time before this is a reality show on History... Plain Exactly. Unless the dealership specializes in used Saabs. Otherwise it is an old picture. Yes .......you searched how to screenshot They didn't use WPA2 by default??? Older routers, sure, but FiOS era? My grandparents opened my stuff before I got home so I wouldn't know. I live in Canada, you wouldn't like my answer WTF are you watching! Feel free to donate, douche. Secretly, I was watching you the whole time fuck sony says the person who just typed a comment Shin-Ra stomps lafontaine into the ground Then the song is true... If I were green I would die. So? I just listened to EVERY NICKLEBACK SONG Dare ( ) Good god, the Internet has been cracked Brain stem... I was literally going to post this about 7 hours ago but said "Nah, I've seen it on reddit so i dont want to repost." She didn't have a wishlist up in ANY of the sites and so I had to pester her about it and put out a general call for a copy of her wishlist... Don't make it hard for the people who love you to buy you things! A 13-14 year old can definitely get a girl pregnant, but I'm no expert on semen or 13-14 year-olds like this guy Er, siblings. No task too small or too big They sell nothing Yup. It's like people don't want to see that SS and Medicare spending is about to take off. When Bush/SSA/CBO warned about this in 2005 people where like we don't have to deal with that for 10 years lets wait... Damn it's been ten fucking years and guess what is about to happen? She looks like she is 14 Have to wear a suit to take the bar... You're definitely Maya. I'm completely convinced. I thought you didn't date older guys. I read that as, "TIFU by leaving open a box full of *snakes* worth 60 dollars." It got weird when I thought you were going to send a box of snakes to someone and even weirder when I thought your cat had vomited on half eaten snakes. Great job...hymenbreaker There is no end Theres a real simple solution to that you know... Try in a month ...ok bush is better 99 ........ Your response seems to indicate otherwise. Then I cant wait till the next Diretide and the Golden Roshans are winable, imagine all those peoples faces when they spent 2k on something that will just keep coming back because it doesnt say vintage... yes ......... Aww thanks man I like your team too... Except for that one time in Maui Edit, edit, edit, edit..... It's a legitimate SRSer. How unaware can they get?! "something bugged out in the game" that answer is so vage. Did hotshot panicked paused the game to get his shit together? I think he did The youtube channel is called lescatfightgirl. And staring at the bride and groom like this This is hilarious!! But, ill bet they thought it was art, thus we should accept it Never heard this song before , bound by my name to do so damnit! I see what you did there. Now imagine an army of these slowly walking towards you, ice, snow or sand they wont fucking stop.... doesn't exist, but still 5 users are there Says it's been a subreddit for 9 minutes... Your comment was 7 minutes ago We get so ripped of in Australia, all those mods plus vehicle would be $60,000 plus!!! Total mind blowing.... A song is typically 10-15MB for only a few minutes I have a shattered iPhone screen and so I was reading that too quickly and at first thought it said "reside at my dead parents house." A horses stomach is silver Flexible picks? What black magic is this? I'm a bassist, I only use 1.14mm and higher gauge picks, mostly 1.52-8mm. THEY DON'T BEND. MFW 4:58 A mouth full of burnt meatloaf and Gouda cheese ITT: People putting mb instead of MB... Oh look, new content... Right, because arcade shooters didn't exist at all before consoles. Oh wait... Your tripping Try using after a particular sarcastic response. Since we can't really express our tone of voice and look through written word (with barely any editing possible, thank you reddit very fucking much), we have to substitute. Vegemite... Aussies love it, rest of the world hates it I'm deathly afraid of water like deep pools and oceans/lakes/rivers... .....but it sounds like a great opportunity and once in a life time kind of event! :D Awesome! I'm afraid my team may never get this type of photo ... did you really say "later, nucka"? I dont know, I'm fine with the "butt cheese" approach but for some reason I feel "nucka" demonstrates low class Thanks...coffeefreeloader Yeah a book and a sticker, feels like its gonna be a million years you know that feel? Aww man that sux!!!!! I agree. Lawyers are probably the best way to handle this. But do some wrongful termination law research for your area so you can have a leg up, and maybe save some money by not having the lawyer take days to find out what you already know? That's what's at the top of my head......obviously burning the place down is out of the question hahahaha......is it?! Repost de anul trecut Haha I use it on my wife all the time and she doesn't get it!!! I hope so, that guy reminds me of a kid with Down syndrome at work. Owns an SRT4 Caliber and he thinks its the shit because he's upgraded the injectors. I... what? ITT: People who don't understand sarcasm. Unless it's some kind of meta-whoosh I'm not getting... . so far zero, but only 4 hours into the day, many scares and surprises await .....but you can barely see the uke... ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Haha. Thanks for asking EA to charge for mp. I'm sure they will try at some point. It's guys like you who enable EA to continue its nickel and diming of its customers. The best bit is in the meat freezer when Hubert Cumberdale let's out that Psychotic scream. Hooters why get take out? ...said Bird_flu_sandwich I could not find either of these in the App Store. ** ** Damn....28.... I AM.......the evil twin!!!!! I cannot wait til payday next week!!! I feel like a junky waiting for my next score! What is this ? Sssssssssh! My magic AMAZEBALLS powers are a secret! His fingers are longer than my dick... I've done maybe 4 or 5 gifts given, but I want mooooore..... .......but rents gotta be all important I guess! Hmmmm....do you look like me but with a mustache?! Big secret......nobody but you, and the whole interwebs knows.... Don't tell me what to do He's married. I don't have a mouth Looks fucking tasty. I love blue cheese but I couldn't bring myself to put it on a great steak I'm sorry no pain for me. Oh, you feel fire? Moths flew out of mine A youtube video of a youtube video But... Her boobs like they're coming out of her collar bone Celebrity Pharmacology (28) ranked above Cooperative Caligraphy (40) and Mixology Certification (52)..... 'Off the bat' I had one like that, but with bread. A quest for bread as tables get angry... Alec? Ok I'm not that dumb But I only have 160 You have shit to do, yet you're on reddit. Down voting. Part 1 of 7? Really? Mississippi. This song was used as the opening theme for a very popular soap opera in Brasil. God it was everywhere ( ) ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ What a fucking first world problem. Nah, genesis reminds me too much of Phil Collins You sound like the mrs and I! Want pizza, but no $! Hate rent! I'm sooooo jealous!!!! Stupid co worker bitch!!!!! We should kneecap her!!! what wine? You need a permit to protest?? Wanted prime rib at a fancy restaurant. Ordered it medium rare... got WELL DONE... WTF!? I mean geez a cow died for this. It was the worst Sitting on the couch.....Netflix "Can you fix my computer?" I tried once, but got overwhelmed DAT HALAK Seriously!! Kinda bs cuz the employers don't want to pay, but they want us to do like 4 times the work! Haha I hope not....exciting means getting a farmer yelling at me for some reason or another LOL I'm sorry for the timing of your work weekend! that's not cool Lucky! and congrats! the only thing my SO's friends give me are headaches She's got the MySpace angle going on.... This comic is poor /r/children has been banned , /r/parenting might be the ticket. You sound like a really smart, trustworthy, husband. Yes...by myself...of course, silly me Listen the observable universe that human beings are able to perceive is three dimension and that is what the post said. Second, I had the calculated value of the age of the universe wrong. Oh no. That must mean that everything I said has zero value. How many ways could you say "go fuck yourself you self-righteous nutcase" in a reply note back.. Damn fine pussy Reddit has invaded my headspace Yeah.... Not all Christian's are smart. I thought I was posting in partyup damn mobile... Fuck off spammer. ┌∩┐ ┌∩┐ No we're not. So I have a question. If god loves everyone equally what happened to the homosexuals? By Christianity's standards being homosexual is inhuman... Creep out... Guys who play magic the gathering (stereotyping here, hang with me). I don't see... How is that possible? Jolly ranchers Yeah I'm having this same argument with a guy on that "breast envy" pic that was on the front page... he's saying Kate Upton is a 33D . Nothing on the internet has made me cringe this hard in quite some time. Skydiving! (used to anyway... ) Oh god, Gengar .... "Pre owed" Not sure if D: or Photoshop They all say that... During a prep rally at school, we had a wrap eating contest. One kid was half way done his wrap and pukes, then **continues** to eat the vomit and the rest of the wrap... She's only 14! And Favre still makes the list. People... People *eat* these?! I know everyone has their own tastes, but... You can thank all the Wes Anderson hipsters who get hards on over Bill Murray. Haha, so random... lol no one will ever believe you I drive a Honda Accord. T'was. Nope but nice try... This year? Either way you say it... ... Y'all knew the entire time?? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHA ಠ_ಠ edit I want bacon! ლ( ლ) For some reason mine was purple. >Can i ask wtf is namecalling? because he only said champions's names, are you really telling me that this video was deleted because fiora and ezreal were feeling bad ? >Ummm... nope, he's just talking about how mean people usually is towards supports and how that ISN'T right. And he's not throwing the word "nigga" to everyone (why would you sensor yourself, really, that's freaking pointless because we know the word, you're putting it in our fucking minds, just say it ffs), he's talking in a hypotetical way and thus he's not talking to anybody or about anybody (again, unless you think ezreal is going to feel bad about it ). Yes. Yes you are. This time of the week again? Okay, so I get downvoted because I'm 14? Real nice, reddit /r/Carsfuckingdragons do you mean this one Your horse is currently your boyfriend!? ლ( ლ) Um... Thank god it's not Key Lime Air. Not sure if self portrait, since of "mein", or just a coincidence This isn't racist at all. "that's the best kiss I've had all day." I have read this! I was actually quite good . My grandfather had the exact same figurine when we were growing up!! It was mixed in with his WW2 memorabilia (basically stuff he took off of German soldiers ). I remember sneaking into his office as a little kid to look at that sculpture but at the time didn't know what it was. :) Well it's not Sandy Sweet, 2010-2011 I have an Esther Williams bikini, and I wish it was better-lined underneath the ruched part in the front, because sometimes that part rides up, and it's tan mesh underneath. For me, it would be that I really enjoyed keyboards. Monkeyballs? i_love_nickelback I don't see this "muscular drawing" everyone's talking about...... Oh boy does that make me feel a lot better about today's game. Who broke my cartos... "Sweet Vikto--Ok Nida--Jayc--?....Rengar" I do too, I just find words sometimes that I don't know. And I'm like "Hey what's this word" *Tap* "What the hell, where's my def....oh wait..." ლ( ლ) Agreed, a shame about the gaming though. The connector will still come in handy when I'm cottage-bound this summer. Load some movies onto the ipad and plug it into the tv :) /firstworldproblems I've had a recurring pilonidal cyst for 7 years now, my last flare up was about 10 months ago. But it's always seemed to me that the remedy is worse than the disease, and seeing these pics scares the shit out of me >Looks more like a punch to me. and Hitler porn will only be a question of time... Sexualized humiliation of a minor in front of the entire class. You have an... odd... definition of "best". hmmmph it took me a minute to realize that this was all about a level 30 you haven't met many Steelers fans then have you I bought some, but they just make my boobs look awkwardly pointy Holy shit! Ah yes, the variable trans-inducer, of course Never stare directly at it. One thing I learned from porn Honestly I just copy-paste. It's in my macros list, but it's the alt-number combo, which doesn't seem to always work on every site, but the when copy-pasted straight seems to always work as-is. Oh thank god... wait wut What about novel? I shoulda specified that *Don't shoot!* I literally hated catcher in the rye....I just don't really enjoy the "Classics". I like scifi or military action.....or both! "... don't believe in doctors... " This was one of the first posts I ever saw when I joined reddit The District of Columbia says to you I'm at work... and yeah, same here. That's what this thread's about ┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘ (┘ )╮ Oh wow LOL how I am with movies and shows! Read that one for seventh grade English....finished it about two months before the class..... How old is this person? Exactly! Just look at history!!! Has anger ever led to more understanding?! Maybe once in awhile but not regularly Ohh folfing. Gotcha. Rega also says not to clean surface dust off your records ** ** Usually cuz the movie is very lackluster compared to our moving brain pictures! Never thought I'd see Thomas the Train's O face. Never ever As someone who lives just outside Tampa, Fl... Guitar. I play a little....but not really good.... go away, ಠ_ಠflower, I don't want to to you. Is your username really your phone number? Haha they still exist......I think He said pseudo-celibacy, kids! you don't... How the hell did Sandra get knocked out by Rob Cesternino? is WTF really your initials? Nice try, Bachmann. Idk about him or who he is LOL but I've also never seen the shows Netflix? Slips of paper with this face - - on them. I would get a group of people to start stapling or taping those pieces of paper at random places in random people's homes (like someone's bathroom mirror). The look on their faces when they wake up and go to the kitchen, bathroom, basement, etc. will be priceless. Really? Always? oh naw that's just wrong Funny, I loved that episode and wound up a drummer as well. ( ) I listened to How to Save a Life by the Fray and just realized it was about a person committing suicide I read that as "following a 6 year dry spell" and had to do a double take... Yeah, what kind of person kicks a ball? Yea, trying to get used to appendix. Seems to work at 4 o clock well enough. The thing about appendix is getting used to both barrels side by side and gut punch while sitting down. Now we just need the same gif but only from the waist up... This is not the America I was born into. gramar Probably just misunderstood you. I've seen people complain about because it's an "overused meme". I hate the people who got hired years ago when a GED was not a requirement. ...Seriously? With that title i was prepared for something with taric... Now where did I put my glasses... ahh, there. ** ** Sounds smart. Like overdue food at the counter. (not that i eat that mind you ) Our chocolate lab is afraid of bones Wasn't Britney Spears like sixteen when she got big on the music stage? My middle name is Jesus . I'm the whitest Mexican around and I have 4 middle names. I've seen better acting in Tommy Wiseau's 'The room' Yeah so I'll be asleep when I get my cake! damn I feel like someone needs to turn this into a 3D model? Is that a tattoo above her vaginal area? An I'm sorry about the situation....and the working out LOL I hate working out! But good on you for the change! Congrats! Searched for MRSA on Google Images. Oh the regret... There's no pic... "While your here, can you look at my computer it's been acting weird". This, every time I go to anyone's house with a computer... Ha you and me both sweety! You and me both! hate working Sundays! Stupid California!!! I loooooove cake! Chocolate, with chocolate frosting, and chocolate filling...... did I mention chocolate?! Na, you really don't......it's horrible here I can't help but The coast and forests are amazing....the state laws regarding certain things seem ridiculous tho. You can't open carry ANYWHERE, but you can get a CCW license easy peasy how does that make sense? Eh....I'm not big into reaping karma...... don't ban me! It pisses me off here lol but all mine and my wife's family are here.... plus the $ we would probably save by getting out of this "poor" state would be unbearable.....(sarcasm lol) No idea why someone downvoted you for giving an honest opinion. While on the phone with the Lifeproof customer service they said they could ship me another case right away. As if getting another one quickly would somehow help my situation, ugh. I asked the rep what I was supposed to do with the case in the style of a 5 year old. Confused, they started to give me detailed installation instructions for when it arrived. I've looked at a couple of pawn shops but either the guitars were in really bad condition or the guy would up the price a ton when they saw how excited I was to see one in good condition. Wife slu material [](/scumbag) Well that was disappointing. It was full price First you do this ಠ ,then add this _ , then this ಠ and you should have But he hasn't done any administrative work . Unions don't work here the same as they do in the US. They basically work as parties within companies, so they are mostly about negotiating contracts and calling for strikes. They play no part in management. He probably wasn't supposed to squeeze whatever it was, but was it actually a boil? Maybe I missed something, but it seemed to escalate from one boil going away to another boil reappearing in the same place to one image of 5+ lesions on his back: did we get exactly what is was? Surely OP will deliver... Yeah, with the current clone army that would really be a problem... *Gandhi. I'm looking at you too, all four other replies Non l'ho capita Of course the queen is a hoe I hate level grinding to get my last trophy for killing a legendary dragon Making racist / sexist jokes isn't what makes a party fun I read dolphins I don't really care anymore. I'm starting to forget why I like this show but its like one of those things you started to watch and now you're obligated to watch it go down in flames. go away, ಠ_ಠflower, I don't want to to you. I had a soldier switch to pickaxe mid-uber. Magnificent What did you get shot with ? Best sex of your life was with a condom on ? Good question. > chromatography FUCK YOU I'M NOT GOING TO NOW 9 planets but I live in fredericton A lot of people also seem to think electrohouse is Dubstep. That's one of the last things I would think of to put into pill form Poor Matt Daemon for being compared to this guy Is Jak 3 almost 10 years old? God that makes me feel old. That pop bottle is empty too. It clearly contains no sugar "Darrell... " SO annoying I'm sure. Is that a fapkin in the floor? Mine only records two. That Alex Smith is the answer I..I don't think...wat What the genuine fuck were you expecting to happen Pokemon is an underrated series? I want pizza! No $ tho! damn businesses not giving it away free! ...What if he *was* an alien. I remember thinking Sal was a douche, but now... It sure seems like Artie gets the The theory based in science is unscientific "Solid State Drive drive" you're stupid £10 each or £20 for all three. Only 10 years....... I'm so pissed!!!! I have no $!!!! Hasn't ended yet short handed and I've been on for over a week now, no days off. But the money will be much appreciated and I can totally gift more when the checks roll in! :D I'm pretty sure you basically just restated what the guy above you just said. Haha seven cents won't go far though Wtf is this!?! I know whats going on.... ###** ** Stopping for the backpack..... Shiiiiiiit. But.....I have to get up then I'm full from pizza, and watching dr who.....damn daleks! I'm literally watching dr who and had pizza lol super exciting Actually yea. I would be in support of the name change too. Next class stand up and yell "grungy goats" so I know who you are. Lol [](/ilovethebeefytaco)[](/pickletime)[](/vuvu) Ugh True.... Cuz you're a concerned citizen full of concern for my well caking. you're a hero! Similar story for me except I captured my mouse with peanut butter in a water bottle and then filled the bottle up with my other "spit" bottle for dipping. War man.....fucking war. It looks dead... Cute, but dead Mostly... still a terrific person though That looks like a man's chest with overly large areolas. ...I will downvote it It can be wish listed?! A small size one, apparently. For some reason. "Poop Balls" I used to do that.... .....never understood why I'd bleed though! I love chocolate myself! Seriously though I don't know why people are acting like I said all the people with the very most karma have allcaps names. Especially *in reply* to a comment where I said 'I never said they have the *most*, just lots'. I stared at this for five, goddamn minutes, trying to find whatever the hell was wrong. "No, the score there is 68, can't be that... No, that score doesn't seem importa- oh hey, that tab " Never tried the sea salt one, but white chocolate should just be called its real name, dog turds I love m$ms the best, Hershey bars second, and anything dark next! So jealous.....also cuz you look like an assassin! Reminds me of the "bacon bits" I picked up on sale this weekend. No meat, "textured soy product" DOOOOO IT!!!! No tell me more.... Dear god, source Look at her feet I suppose this figure also depends on how many vaginas you plan to dislocate. Thanks for the insomnia. Heeeeyy!! Just another subliminal I had a guy sign the slip without filling in the lines and then hand me cash. He was my 10th delivery ever, and I very awkwardly said "Oh do you want to fi-oh nevermind...I won't write anything in" hurrrrr duhrrrrrrr (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ ﴾͡๏̯͡๏﴿ ლ( ლ) *doushbag?* 500.... Mb.... what hell could that exist in? Just have to say - I've been eating cooked nettles forever..delicious..but the OP's pic doesn't look like any stinging nettles I have seen and eaten..granted I haven't gone nettle hunting in Texas. Leaves are singly and opposite off the stem, ovate, toothed and pointy - not round or feathery like cilantro or in the pic..stems are squared like mint but not so thick..many but not all have little dangle bits at some of the lower leaf joints. Just pointing this out for safety sake..cause there are other stinging or irritating plants - giant hogweed for example comes to mind as does others that can sting or burn..(OP plant doesn't look like giant hogweed to me - whew! ) but IMO we should not discount other possibilities of irritating plants or even family-sensitivities that may be the issue. is this what you did when you logged on pve next to me in AF? I love the look JR gives Stoudemire. Oh, how cute. You don't understand what etc means, nor how much processing power running multiple instances of Windows under a host can actually use. Wait, that isn't even cute . *** *** Of all the posts she could have found ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ I work part time at a supermarket and after bagging some junkfood/snacks, I jokingly said to one of my female coworkers how absurd eating disorders are since food is just *so good*. Who knew she struggled with bulimia a few months prior? ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ According to Mothership Zeta, it was the aliens. ლ( ლ) Holy shit. Well, not with THAT attitude! This wouldn't cath the white girl I'm after. ლ( ლ) Sk-Skittles. This is the second time in five minutes I've seen that gif. it's kind of mesmerizing. Directed by Uwe Boll. This post is on /r/3DS for a reason. I wonder how you know of these things Why not alien blue Better to use the exact same tone of voice: "EXCUSE ME I HAVE PEOPLE IN LINE. EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME. MA'AM. MA'AM I WANT YOU TO STAND IN LINE. CAN YOU GO DO THAT FOR ME, THANKS." JDM? i didnt say you were criticizing? OFC i want things that benefit me... why would i want things that dont benefit me Confirmed. Indeed it's free and now residing on my iPad. And it's the iPhone version I swear there is a phantom stalking you just to downvote. I convinced someone in my high school that hitler was our president I accidentally bout an ebook (one-click) and took our account to two bucks less than rent.....on the first of the month I had to take two bucks in change to the bank to rectify it......so embarrassing! I especially upvote her stuffs because there is a phantom on the loose I have no idea. While reading the original post, I could not imagine how one could possibly be fat enough to lose food items in one's rolls. But 600 pounds? Alright... I guess I could see that. Yes, I'm sure that congress has slashed "the breakfast budget." That's an actual strip mine, not an in game image. Well over 50 clicks. Dude every time, Alien Blue and Safari. Skip the fillers for now. It cuts the episode count down from 366 to about 198 if I'm not mistaken. Or patience. Lots and lots of patience Theres only 1 toilet. Why are "fuck" and "Bungie" right next to each other? No puedo evitar preguntarme cuánto se invirtió en el "diseño creativo" de esta campaña This makes sense. Wow, that's actually really good. I work a mile from their warehouse and it took a month for them to prepare my order for pickup! Is this ever going to go away? So... Much... Cringe... Those look like some special eyes... Ya I think you are right. Sad thing is I have a virology midterm Thursday. I should have known that > THEN WHO WAS PHONE?! What if it has always been there, and those that made Transformers 3 used it as inspiration, assuming that it had just been from something from a different movie (but was really aliens)? Why...? ლ( ლ) ಠ_ಠ your ಠ_ಠ your ಠ_ಠ your ಠ_ಠ your ಠ_ಠ your ಠ_ಠ your ಠ_ಠ your ಠ_ಠ your ಠ_ಠ your ಠ_ಠ your ಠ_ಠ your ಠ_ಠ your ಠ_ಠ your ಠ_ಠ your ಠ_ಠ your ಠ_ಠ your ಠ_ಠ your ಠ_ಠ your ಠ_ಠ your ಠ_ಠ your ಠ_ಠ your your Yes, modern parenting techniques have done so very much to improve the behavior of our youngest generations. Apart from than it's from a repost i think op has over 1000 accounts This is also how mom taught me discipline lol Another problem is that the characters in Woodbury seem poorly developed in depth and uniqueness. Setting aside the fact that 90% of Woodbury's population consists of cardboard cutout extras, even the characters that get significant screen time (the Governor, Milton, Martinez) have no real personality outside of fitting this prescribed niche they were forced into. Instead of being the tour de force of villainy that I assume the Governor plays in the comics, in the TV show he is just a cookie-cutter antagonist that sometimes acts like a dick but is more-so thrust into the role of bad guy by circumstance of being opposed to Rick and friends, rather than by virtue of his words or deeds. Why does he kill the soldiers instead of inviting them into the town? Why does he keep these fishtank heads in his quarters? Why does he send Merle and some others to kill Michonne after she leaves? It just feels like anything evil that he does is more of a dry plot mechanism rather than a reaction stemming from his nature or drive. I still have no idea what motivates this man, what his ultimate ambitions or fears are, what compels him to act the way he does. The writers seem to have traded off believable personality development in exchange for this cheap air of mystery that will ultimately result in frustration and futility. Sure the question of why he keep heads in fishtanks is intriguing at first, but if you're going to milk out the initial shock and delay in answering it for a third of a season, you better come up with a more plausible and revelationary reason than "it helps remind me of the horrors I have to face each day". Seriously? Why do you have to remind yourself of the horrors of reality with something so cartoonishly impractical and cliche? It reminds me of the similar artificial tension they built up in LOST. For three seasons they had us wonder, what could all these numbers possibly mean? "Oh that? Jacob just has a thing for numbers." Dat ass Somebody is getting a unicorn T-shirt from Amazon. netherrack Haha, I'm glad someone else found that statement hilarious. I'd like to shout "Shut up, Meg" at Mila Kunis. Then do other stuff to her. >infant chute I was just going to say that his comment makes no sense . But that works too >Vagina I don't trust anything that can bleed for 6 years and not die I'll tell you what I told him: t( )t Minnesota trees? those eyes I saw it and was like not the right group I think.. I remember when I first moved to B.C., Canada, we used to leave our shoes outside (a Korean culture habit). One day - when I was around 7 - I put my foot into one of my shoes and felt a slimy sensation. Shocked, my whole body twitched for a second and inadvertently stepped harder on whatever was in there. Then a loud squish made cringe and finally made me come to my senses. I took of my shoe, looked inside, and saw - to my horror - a disgusting, squished banana slug. Hey guy, why did you open this haha it's okay, I chuckled. One of my redditor friends changed her FB cover photo to two of these faces. I'm looking at you /u/caitlinpants So she moved me away from one group of kids and put me next to another group of kids. Good going teacher. ... How many fingers do you have? I was called for jury duty and my group got called into the courtroom to hear the case. Now in my group there was this woman in her mid 20s that had a great body, she was in a tight pencil skirt that made her ass look amazing. We get in the elevator and its crammed, so we have to squish together. I'm in the back of the elevator and she is in front of me an her ass is against my dick and i'm starting to feel the south rise up and I can't repress it. I'm positive she can feel it, elevator goes up two floors and stop with a bump because I can't catch a break. We get off the elevator walk into the court room I managed to flip and tuck before we got off the elevator, so everything is fine so far we get in the courtroom and sit in the juror chairs. I happen be in the first juror chair (An fellas you know the flip and tuck works while you walk but you sit down that tuck can slip.) so i'm the first person that has to stand up and tell the judge,the prosecutor,the defendant, and defender my name,occupation etc. I have no choice but to stand up talk and everyone can see my visible boner in my pants, the judge looks at me the whole time like this I sit down and just accept what happened. The Walking Dead is a comic to television show that follows the lives of a group of people living in the zombie apocalypse. That's brilliant! I love the smoke, I never would have thought of that. Very nice picture. The exact opposite of ! But flash zurgz I am that banana in the background I can tell you're joking but for the life of me can't imagine why *All* up in it...yeah I think he will end up buried, wearing the damned thing Yep. Origin credit expires March 18th if I'm not mistaken. I totally didn't get the fucking joke, thanks for explaining! This was posted like 2 days ago with a different title. He said he's "32" Umm....Russia. All of it. With one nuke I'm a mainlander and I still have no idea how they got to that point in the WBC Aaaaand I'm done with Reddit for the day...time to actually do my homework. Plot twist: *momoichigo is Asian* Thought I was in circlejerk. Rattails This is not the movie I thought it was going to be... You have such a nice ass.. Wow.. Do you have to pull up on it? It turns us all on? Thanx for the erection I graduated from Gulf Breeze High I started saying guac for guacamole just to piss my buddy off, but it backfired and now I can't stop calling guac. Oh, gosh, it's number 1, too. Sometimes it should be awkward, incestboner Woah The problem I had with the dark knight rises is the logic. Bane beats the shit out of batman...then hauls his crippled ass to the "worst hell on earth" which is complete with food, cable TV, a doctor, and a clear exit. Then the prison doctor hangs batman on a rope and punches him in the back repeatedly like he's fucking rocky. Somehow that fixes his back. Then batman does some push ups and completely destroys bane.... I didn't like Big Red in the first place (it reminds me of old people), but it's now taken on a whole 'nother meaning. Wait aren't you the guy with cumbox? Idk how this happened but when we went to get a new computer somehow my dad (who doesn't even know how to turn one on) took charge. We now have a Dell No, it's not Expendables one and two Fuck'n spiders with shotguns built in.. It's so bad it could be a movie... Think of all the cameo opportunities.. John goodman, Jeff Daniels, Jerry o'connell, David Arquette.... Ok ok, no David Arquette... Yeah that could be a good movie! Put my name in the credits and buy me lunch! "Your hands are as smooth as a baby's dick." Young, single, men specifically? And their cousin Combobreaka God fucking damnit. Done for the night. I...I guess I just never thought about it Ka-ru-ma... 2:54am EST, I just received my email! About damn time. Well, off to bed while this installs Yes. I'm currently replying to him Red and purple need to switch It doesn't sound like you're building for her. People like the OP are becoming more and more "a thing". ಠ_ಠ. No real background in tech work, just throwing some parts together with no understanding of what the person they're building for REALLY needs. You assume wrong sir. No Collector's Edition? Oh oh To avoid "poor" avoid casino That fucking game in Mario Party where you need to destroy the controller. Why was it even created? NSFL more like Nooooos my comment idea. I find your lack of pyrovision goggles disturbing Way to make camouflage irrelevant but good looking pants . ... or you're playing dota 2 You are my master now. Instead of understanding WHY the employees are "slacking", let's just assume they are children who need supervision. This is actually the best way to go about making egg rolls if you're regularly busy. It's mostly prep that's the most time consuming. There's plenty of work to be done and with everyone pitching in, it cuts the time down tremendously and is a pretty fun social activity. We do this with egg rolls & sushi. But you all messing with weird fillings is just blasphemous Oh here we go with this again. Get ready to see this post, plus about 50 [FIXED] posts in the next couple days. Thanks, OP. As someone living in Australia I am very happy about it too. I hope this inquiry goes into other sectors of the economy as well. Some Holden cars for instance are cheaper in the US than in Australia, where they're made . Aw didn't realize up votes get removed when you edit a post. ...big and fat... All the whippersnappers on here think reddit invented without realising it has been done before. There's nothing new under the sun... Pie Ashe in 5 seconds - [0:08] Facebook button. Apple has a list of all stolen equipment and can track it down by IP address I guess I will be playing for Demacia. In going to answer your question with a question: how DON'T you explain that? Deep breath...........perchè parli con una tale autorità, quando, ovviamente, sappiamo così poco? Should have made the kid drawing a gun and trying to put it to standard use case, like say, putting it with a drawn police officer or soldier. We all know how some people flip their shit over kids drawing things. Oh wow so fit. And tight I hope it won't feel so awkward when I get to see them Saturday TIL "atheism" is a psychological term of art. America only Thought the F was a swastika Caracal caracal... *shudders* Haha brooo he gave me that face..... Yea I have to say if people would just get on skunk pharm, there would be a lot less accidents TR with GOON tag Same... Used Ghostery for a while myself until I learned that Ghostery itself actually tracks you ** ** ** ** I was eating an ice cream sandwich while reading this. Amazing what sleep deprived dyrus is like Yeah. We'd stand there and he'd flip through all these pictures of girls who had sent him nudies. Then later had the gaul to ask why I wouldn't give him "a chance". Because he as "such a good guy". I think I posted day one and day two? I was busy with other things, I'm sure you understand Ramos! Did I ask you He should've stopped at "mariconeo" Agreed Ah yes, a Liberal Arts degree; you're qualified to do anything. I had to take an Amtrak bus one time and my friend bought the ticket for me but he didn't realize they put his name on the ticket I had to use. Benjamin. So as I hand the driver my ticket he goes "your name is Benjamin" Oh man that looks heavy! I wish I had that kind of patience and commitment to my hair. But mine takes so long to grow (the longest it ever got was to my shoulder blades and that took about 9 months) and looks so weird at any length between my ear lobes and shoulders that I finally gave up growing it and chopped it all off into a "masculine" cut. It dries in no time flat, no dryer needed, and styling only requires gel and a straightening iron for when my bangs are being unruly (which is always ). Some women are better suited to long hair than others. You'd support an oppressive government in order to stave off censorship? No gorilla here .Just hairy. I'm a man.some real men come with hair Way to make yourself hated, drake you asshole This needs to be tagged repost If that's what they meant by "disturbing content", I'm hurling myself out of a window. Fuck those things. Weird boner NOPENOPENOPE JK I CAN'T. seriously? I'm still going to be doing that in my thirties? No vag... \ / wow. You have to keep the vag. I'm a guy And the rich are bitching about raising the capital gains tax to match even the lowest tax bracket applying; if it aint white, it aint right... i stopped reading after that Did you submit that post from an android device? Cause my nexus 4 does that "my" / "NY" bullshit word swap with every second sentence I write. Android users, you can keep your shitty autocorrect. One less thing to consider copying over to iOS Damn Im slow... hahaha good one! And I'm not sure if that guy was trying to Sheldon, He was just kind of making me do this: And teeth... If you read my post you would've seen where I stated I had 1 bad ram slot leaving me only 1 good slot hence me asking if my MacBook would accept a single 4gb stick. I can't put 2 sticks in.... And the first thing he does is pose for a picture? ** ** great suggestion... Dick. MRW when I looked at his website and read some of the stupid shit there: ** ** I love that cat's face in the last picture. " " She looks under age. Clever title....for a repost After that preview for next week, for sure. ** ** TIL: redditors don't fucking read. / \ You should prolly start beating her. His pikachu failed to beat a young snivy at the beginning of the Black and White episodes after it beat a Darkrai and tied with a Latios in the Sinnoh League 4 episodes earlier. Reddit never bought me a steak.... Reuters tweeted he died at 1:53 p.m. ** ** Polyamorous girl here. at J. / \ WHAT THE SERIOUS FUCK? How does that even work. N-No. That's not my mom. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Am I the only one who noticed her overly-average sized bulge Wusa is saying unscheduled leave or telework and they will make a closure decision a 4am I live in Baltimore a major city, damn close to the Capitol. Haven't increased speeds since 2005 look_of_disapproval Eff it dude. Go for it. Least that could happen is nothing at all. Just don't be needy. You got this bro It is now where have YOU been? I clicked and was like, "wow, feet that close up normally make me feel nervous, but he has nice feet" and then I saw the piggy that went to market get we'll soon I never really realized before how wide my taste in music is until Lady Gaga. It's strange, I know My (very small) dog once crossed half of the lake we live on to try and go after some swans. Luckily we caught up to him in our paddle boat just as the swans were starting to drown him Relevant username...? Now I noticed...1) hmm that reminds me of the scene from Breaking Bad...*movin' on* 2) guy says something about his username being Walter White...(I'm like bullshit, ...oh! It is! Damn you reddit! ) So YOU broke it! To the fap cave!!! We had to live in our apartment for one month after our lease was up. Our rent was normally $849 and the one extra month was $1400. Not the point of this sub. Cooked bacon in a pack? I was 8 before Pokemon hit the US. Welp... no more sleep for me. I'm going to sleep standing up, in a circle of power, to ward off the Japanese melted marshmellow pudding oni...... I hate you sooo much right now...... Actually, the post titles are so outrageously misleading that I am kinda angry now . Are they the ones working on all the updates? Cause man, those guys rock. Ifall jag hade läst en sådan bok som liten, så skulle jag aldrig ha sovit mer. Jävligt creepy för att vara en barnbok. Your sister has nutella tits? ¯ \ _ _/¯ Too much Pudi AAAaaaannd now I have that song in my head... I made it halfway the other day then had to stop. That looks particularly uncomfortable Then it wouldn't be called a snowman would it Fuck yeah! And fuck you DeBoner! Start him! Well, I've already taken a shower and eaten breakfast. But I can't really tell you how it's going to go because it's 6:30 AM here                 Hat. Requests like this are what's wrong with the franchise. People will always torrent - even though they don't realize it's the easiest way to get caught. Many years ago at college for the wireless you had to login with your username/password which included your student id. Needless to say that didn't stop people from torrenting . I saw a black lady being denied a taxi because it would make the seat dirty. Nice tits.. Your boss comes in .. For example.. Kristy.... Kristy what are you going, as you put everything away in time. Good well come help me with this paper after. Before he leaves if you ever need anything in your private life let me know smiles and leaves Ahahah. Wounldnt that be great script this.. Very nice jugs working lady.. "*Drill a hole*" I was curious, the low on the day of the 2001 Iron bowl was 50 degrees...50... Ma i Grillini non dovevano sostituire lo sporco e lo schifo della politica con qualcosa di grandioso? I love how your comment history went from pleading and reasoning with punners - e.g. "All of you need to stop this." and "oh man. come on now." for the first six weeks, and for the last two weeks, just " " every time. I always get stuck on teammates in doorways and hallways because they think it's a good idea to stand still in an area where it's extremely easy to be flanked. Mine was a shoe. I'm 35 and 170 pounds Each of those boxes surrounding (urghhh..) Quick Lee ( ) has role specific gear in it, at the bottom of the list are weapons. Enjoy! Ive got a month and a half. But that's because I haven't taken a vacation in two and a half years Just because Starbucks tears up my insides, it doesn't mean it's a knife. Not always. It's one of the few grammar rules I always seem to remember, for some reason ಠ_ಠ I've seen things, Mr. Queen Umm OP.. If your gf is going that with another guy it isn't flirting.. 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Samoyeds, Mongoloids, etc. And what I was saying is that it is much more likely that they bred with the indigenous in Siberia rather than North America. BEAT HAZARD ULTRA Low of 46, 1.03 inches of rain, max wind of 8 MPH...still, This is sick. YOU SICKEN ME! That zoo looks pretty creepy.... He... misspelled torches. Oh, I love the idea of it, that is until we all end up crammed in the same spawning area shooting the crap out of each other as we show up. How fucking stupid are you? I haven't seen it, but if they're ripping off ideas like car football not even a month later? Fuck those guys. You misspelt cunt. I have no clue. I got a new HD monitor, and now it's... Maybe a little bit too high res.? Where are your gone wild posts? For Fuck's sake,pawnage tool on iPhone 5? last supported devices are the A4 ones Hi high school teacher here!!! I've had a very uneventful pregnancy, except for the 1 week bed rest. My kids are very interested in my bump and invite themselves to the baby shower that I never talk about (idk). Most if the time my kids are great, but this week one of my students told me that I'm so hormonal and this is worse than me being on my period Anywho, I didn't respond to him, wrote him up and won't be seeing him for awhile. I'm happy this baby is due at the end of the school year so in can stay home and have the help of my mom this summer, who is also a teacher. You could have totally turned this into a Momento-type situation. Huh, you had the normal friends then, one of mine had a crush on Nanaki Yeah because diminishing government power and deregulating industries has historically been a great idea... well, then thank you.....I think.... 5am and lunch break? ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ if you want the man serpent greatsword, gold serpent ring, demon titanite or even free big hat Logan, you kinda have to kill things "Never let 'em tell you what to drink" and then, there's ice cubes in this glass of whiskey When growing up i always wanted to be a firefighter/emt. After i got out of college and didn't want to end up going into the CGI field i went and started my schooling for emt then moved on to fire. Am now a happy employed firefighter currently studying to get his medic. My guidance counselor thought i would be good at only one thing construction. Well Fuck you buddy :D and in some songs they say "the negro hiding in the woods" Cool Please keep the discussion friendly. As someone whose name is Jameson, this is very disturbing. Every one of those was purple Being asked A/S/L on AOL The intro to pokemon yellow were Gary steals your starter and your screwed with a pikachu.... still haunts me to this day, what would have happened If you got that eevee Oh my I tried to play it at a [0] But in the pic they're walking in grass Only in Seattle?! Well, the on e thing you do have in common with them is your right to be honored and respected on your choices and your sexual preference by other that do not share it... Yes The smells... Gettin' real tired of your shit, Princess Leia [](/c15) Put a $100 bill and see what happens. Or a sock. How the magnets work That was the first thing that popped in my head too That winky face makes me feel like you lied I learned this shit from law and order, fuckers button their jacket to stand up and say "yes, your honor", and unbutton to sit back down after their one line. Hey guys! I have a nipple on my chest, give me karma! In fact, I have 2 of them! [sarcasm] Looks like George/Oscar Bluth with a spray-on tan. gardevoir.... It was probably fucked up by the time they found it. NO. Gee sorry i know how a credit card works. you *did* ask... The real cringe is the Mariners hat. fuck..you..so much... im trying to sleep...and my battery is almost dead The thought there was amazing. I totes understand your song choice. lololol Ahh I understand, I believe I'm a 34F perhaps a g in Australian sizes. Good grief. Although, none of the weight I've lost has come from my bust.. My partner snores, so I have to use ear plugs to sleep. My cat fishes them out of the trash and plays with them if I don't hide them well enough ### Whoever made this sun reedit is an ignorant fool... Or a troll... What if this is the prompt ? > Are you watching me, Deimorz? Your karma whoring is not accepted So are you saying that when I die I will have a boner? As a Washingtonian... For 20 minutes Lower 48, eh? Are you a fellow Alaskan? I've got my eyes on you, RedAero, I know what you're up to. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Oh. But you're not redlentils... are you the truck driver ? How do I know that?! I tried 3 1mg Melatonin at 11pm, finally sleepy at midnight. Had a very restful sleep for 2 hours and gave up. So I had some warm milk and an ambien at 2:30. I think after hubby goes off to work later this morning I am going clean the house from top to bottom. Bake him his favorite cheesecake and then spend several hours on the stamina bike and elliptical. Maybe that will have me sleepy enough to zonk out tomorrow night. I am sorry, because I do not have anything to offer, but I do believe that a general response to this whole thread should be - First thing I thought of as well. Do it **now** Unrelated: your username is really creepy to me. The word *maw* and the phrase *gaping maw* just give me the cringes and the creepies. Now add the concept of *void* to the word *maw* for me and you have now guaranteed I'll have nightmares tonight! I was just about to go to sleep... I guess I don't need to. What's wrong with you? Good answer. Also reminds me of how any time a fat friend of mine starts working out, they always are remarkably surprised by how strong their legs are. Why is she wearing no pants in the back of a pickup this is awkward... why do i think about, what's happening after the last picture.. "Don't take their word for it, or ours for that matter. See the facts about T-Mobiles 4G network for yourself at **t-mobile.com**/coverage." ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ WAT? Kim Jong Un ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Bugs Bunny? So telling a guy on the Internet to shove his gesture into his sphincter is your rebuttal? How on earth did you get a job at 13? I absolutely hate going into the jails. DCJ is worse than TGK. I always feel like I'm going to get sick as soon as I am there. Even if it is staged, someone still did it Oh my god thank you, yes! Dunno where I got sphere from... She was 9. Dat misunderstanding Yeah, upvotes are what they need. Sperm in a bowel ? I've got a lady boner as well. This is sad, doesn't belong in WTF, and that "someone you know" would probably not appreciate this. This song is only two years old... Hand getting.. Is that a question? "Finished and balanced" are indications/measurements of quality, not preferences. Zach Braff, I have to settle a score with you: Scrubs made me spent a year of voluntary service at our local hospital - it was pretty intense, and not at all funny! ;-) Is that a question? Read that as leathery ლ( ლ) Embryo Never mind. My work's wifi uses websense which blocks your repo as 'sex' Keep your fetish to your self man Yeah, there's a baby stuck in the filter Who are you? That leg..... ........Funky Four times the liquid. That kid's leg... Coming from a Philly fan Send Glock an email, maybe you'll get a free mag I hope your shit isn't liquid. I have one of these. We started getting paper plates and solo cups..but now the trash is always overflowing Glue? Why not tape? Or some adhesive that doesn't make it look like you came on your tv i'm mad as fuck after reading this. you got my bro support in dealing with it ಠ_ಠ youre ಠ_ಠ youre ಠ_ಠ youre ಠ_ಠ youre ಠ_ಠ youre ಠ_ಠ youre ಠ_ಠ youre ಠ_ಠ youre ಠ_ಠ youre ಠ_ಠ youre ಠ_ಠ youre ಠ_ಠ youre ಠ_ಠ youre ಠ_ಠ youre youre East Vineland... near the Millville border I literally just did this: donttellmother... I wanted to investigate and prove you wrong, but his accout is an hour old This place looks like a not-fun version of /r/BraveryJerk If it was positive I hope she's not taking any more shots Be patient with customer service. They will take care of you but the process is sometimes a tiny bit boring. Make sure to keep your service ticket number which will be in an email so not too hard to lose . No idea if your ambassador status will be preserved but I'm betting if they had to completely replace your system they would do a transfer for you. Yeah, wtf is it with the downvotes, you just called a 8 year old a cunt. >Yeah, wtf is it with the downvotes, you just called a 8 year old a cunt. I'll start picking up my hair ties ... That was a distinction made by the OP, who is apparently not very bright. Because I have a HUGE say in what goes on in the US. well that...and monsters Oh, feminism You better?, this has happened to me before also, did you get to high. It happens just listen to some Bob. Scary a hot dog Just saw on the news that the DEA just shut down a dispensary on Murphy Canyon road today for breaking federal drug laws... It's still happening I've had mine for a year or so now... I have been pretty lucky to not catch them on anything to bad. Occasionally I have to remind my SO to go easy on them though Reminds me of Ted the Caver I assume that now anyone complaining loudly about budget irregularities will be ***"Shushed!**** He mentioned that. Hell yeah Either joking or I've tried this plenty of times but every time the result is that about 30 seconds later I wake up and an hour or more has passed...  Dear god , go to Gokucon 5 ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ There's always one letting it all hang out. Um. What? This Allen kid. Good Lord. How did you know that I am 25? [ ](//#mitler) Ask your mom if she gave you up. In general; people are stupid. But the majority of sask people that are 40+? Forget about it. I totally agree with the rant and gladly extend my middle finger to those that are seemingly afraid of change and progress too. mfw when my name is Lori and my boyfriend's name is Ben. Pepsi is even worse than Diet Coke Twenty Floridas lined up significantly makes my arms tight. Be all right with me buying this shirt, because it needs my body. Shapes. Twelve of them lines up like the Floridas, only these somewhat resemble my breath when I ate a number that one time. Yeah, but that way it prevents piracy. Take your finger off the trigger ಠ_ಠ^ Your comment gives me the impression you watched the movie. NSFW tag?!? C'mon man... /r/dota2 is slowly transforming in /r/tf2: a place about drops, trades and hats Touché OP, touché .. The day someone has finally called me out as a Redditor (setq initial-scratch-message " \n\n\n") 4x4 non-animal style? ლ(ಠ益ಠლ ಥ‿ಥ ヽ(ｏ`皿′ｏ)ﾉ ψ(^ ∇ ^)ψ ┻━┻ ︵ (╯°□°）╯ ┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ︵ ┻━┻ ٩(ಥ_ಥ)۶ (>ಥ益ಥ)>/̵͇̿̿/'̿̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ (ಠ_ృ) Yeah... the folder is aptly-named. I wish I could delete them, but they gotta stay there to help remind me what is okay and what definitely should be kept to myself. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ The green stuff is what came out... I... somehow never thought of this. Thank you, Internet sir! did anyone else hear Javale call it Shaq and Coon I guess the ol' slipped in the wrong hole trick doesn't work when the roles are reversed Amoeba lol jk i dont know what they are. The problem is when the fine is smaller then the profit made which doesn't make it a valid deterrent. Sorry for implying that you aren't a nice person on the outside, but a wonderful person on the inside. Oh my gosh, I would have no idea how to react to a comment like that! I'd have prolly just been at him. what a bunch of cunts and i went to high school with both of you as well. I've toyed with public class ಠ_ಠAttribute so I can denote code I don't like with a [ ] i fuckin would buy some of them and then buy a aquarium so they are able to live more than 2 months godamit...... thats probably about as sexy an airplane as i can imagine.... Not sure if you're serious considering I dont have a science course Good try though! When comes the fucking other picture ლ( ლ) >OHHHH YOU GOT ME AGAIN! The amount of right now.... SimCity I don't understand the downvotes for medym. The bio is relevant information and the comment is germane and non-partisan. What is the problem? Are you people voting against being informed? WATER GLORIOUS LEADER MAY I HAVE SOME? I'm sorry, but uhhh. That font ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Not anymore you're not I'd like to do this with like a posse of tough as nails yakuza born and bred Asian chicks. They would be naked too, but each with their own signature weapon, for ninja turtle like nostalgia cross Asian mafia fetish ^ I love that alien Blue has " " as a preset character haha He mentions having illegal fireworks > don't worry, me too... well, at first it was 'oh god, why ' and then came Couldn't spell out entire word. Nope there's an /r/ for that. I say we need to make this happen. I am this serious about it ####GET OUT OF HERE WITH THAT DAMN COMMIE FRENCH SHIT!!! ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ >** ** That's my cousin. No. Just no. We all get it, but this thread is about supporting him, not trashing him. This week has been a killer in Melbourne. Straight 30+ until next Thursday when it hits 40! Then 23 the day after ... I just want a good solo superman story!! Very bland spaghetti with meat sauce. Sorry sir you must have mistaken me with someone else Thrift shop just came on and the two sorority girls I am with just starting singing at the top of their lungs. That wasn't mucus. Come on now, as reposting goes it hasn't even been a day. ( ) no. no he didn't, this is a repost. no she didn't. this came as a poster with every single copy of halo 3 no imaginary internet points for you sir. Oooooh yes, stacking curses were *soooooo* much fun . There exists a flash game where Link fucks Midna, and Navi buzzes around... watching. And there's a secret mode where he turns into Wolf Link eughhhh 4chan scars. Lorem ipsum. :) Had a similar dream a few weeks ago where I was asked to read paragraph from a textbook. While reading I noticed that the words didn't make any sense, said that out loud and laughed. Didn't get lucid. I too saw the top comment. OCD much?? ಠ_ಠ Who is this guy ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Oh my I have never heard such a crazy excuse for quitting POE. Wait wait... How did you know it was a middle school? And then stopped . You're playing the wrong game, bring those newbro fleets back to deedeereddit! I didn't know they were alive in that jar stop frustrating yourself with this sad excuse for a bad habitಠ_ಠ I'm so sorry that you tore your scrotum. ...for under $30? I went back to see how badly he misspelled alarm... Clean? What exactly did you *do* with them? GOOD. y u delete your fault for letting them continue to stay after a months assessment regardless. Ooooh, you told me by voiding your own analogy? I'm glad something on you is big, hopefully it'll make up for the brain. Are you really telling me I answered an askreddit question incorrectly? She put a bag on your head? Nice try NASA. I accidentally read that as "She likes to shit on her big brother" I'll be honest..it's hard to take you serious when the majority of your posts are about My Little Pony and My Little Pony Alcoholics. or doing gay drugs Wtf woman, show us the jeep Graduated with honors & you don't catch that a lot isn't one word? Show me your bewbs! But not a suspension right? /bitter Potato I love me a Goosebumps fan. pan out to fat person watching pawn stars First rule of fight club...don't say Anyang about fight club Rectenna? Really? I was with you until you started talking prices You can *think* that, but you shouldn't *say* that. Maybe you should rethink any family vacations with dad...just incase. Those hands are so dirty "Snowy Storm Archer". Random guy at the end is my mate Challenge Accepted DAMN IT! Lol. Damn. Wish you picked a different number. Same here! I was like Please, for the love of all things holy, pull up your pants! ┌∩┐( )┌∩┐ Fuck that movie. I did not want those feels on my anniversary. But one of the articles of faith state that one must obey the laws of the land. Being here illegally is a pretty serious law to be breaking. Yet another way this church completely contradicts itself. Accidentally watching the funeral for Rosa Parks. I know. Nice knife, bad post title. Everyone loves moras... It is continually repeated on this sub. Alligator clips? That's the first time I've heard suicide cords discussed as "safe." There's a spectrum, from mild to wild, as with other activities or fetishes. I'd say I'm turned on by the milder side of w/s, definitely not into the wilder side myself. Have never done anything you could call w/s with a guy, unless getting a peek of a bro taking a leak in the woods is water sports. You've got to hide them from the world, without letting them know they're sheltered. That's the real skill. The yellow ranger seems to be doing something else too I have 2k+ hours on MH1 and probably 1/3 that on Tri and I was no where near anything considered a high hunter level I had a bunch of guys living above me with get this... 2 basketball nets and several basketballs. Stop Stop deleting your old threads and stick to the 24 hour rule. So... Just posting all your uncles vehicles? Mommy how long is a year? Not very exciting. Calvin Don't bitch to UGA fans about tipped passes Tie knot suggest applicant spends too much time on reddit. Do not hire. Or you could've just kept the pike beam or bought any other weapon. But I guess you just take pleasure in watching your loyal crew die Bellyflop into snow, good way to break your neck No, I feel I should be entitled to medical and educational systems. "im" Yeah. It's best to sweep tragedies like this under the rug instead of remembering the victims... A company that makes candy, making nail polish that guy @ left corner ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Because *Cats* is such an obscure musical that it's likely the show's musicians have never seen or heard any of the music, and probably lack the imagination to add a few flourishes to a song being played on the piano. Yeah, I see what you mean. Wait until you get your score back. Only three times is an achievement. I first read this as my dead sister-in-law. "Oven Magnets"? Dafuq did I just read? The game is almost 5 years old, and the character was hardly essential. I can't even begin to describe how boring that was. Out of stock..... This isn't shitty 1. Comments that use in them at all. Just curious, why don't you like ? I thought it was just a regular lady teaching a regular workout class for poodles until I saw her arms and legs I think it's funny when used correctly. But it gets annoying when people are like, "ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ L0L, YOU SEE THIS FACE? MFW!" Disturbing *"Two hours"* After 2 posts I still have no idea what you're trying to say My hotel What did you expect? 19: " " DUDE FUCK OFF I LOVE PSYCODUCK DONT INSULT THE HOLY DUCK BRO NOT COOL AGGOT CHOKE ON A DICK DUMBASSED SHITಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ FAG I hate when people use it in inappropriate situations. Like when somebody says "I threw up yesterday" and then someone replies with " " as if its the most disgusting thing ever. My mother threatened to do this, since I won't give her grand kids... >Horse Lover... I don't get it. This doesn't mean that testers are stupid they just helped making a better and more usable game. Do you really prefer a dark labyrinth? "/r/mildyintersting" Not like Sim City 5. AMIRIGHT PEOPLE ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Since when is a jock doing the same thing EVERY TIME classed as dancing. Do you even ? So, there's never an appropriate time to use " "? Wat He keeps Mexicans in there this ain't a graph analysis essay but thanks Does the anesthesia make you arbitrarily capitalize words like "oral surgery"? Repost You better watch out , You better not cry, You better not pout, I'm going in dry This doesn't pass the smell test. What but we can't go changing laws whenever! People will want to marry their dogs. Right, because they are all the same and all not really entrepreneurial. It really bothers me that he used rose art crayons to make this. Ah I'm sorry did you burn the place down that attempted to take you out?! Where's the UNSEE button? Can anyone please help me? And i thought that some how-adorable-wanna-cuddle-the-shit-outta-you comments was creepy, but this.. Awww my dear, dear friend...... I'm so sorry. Sleep? Start off doing pretty well....but then...oh wait I know that one but cant spell it, lemme just check my iTunes...goddamnit iTunes has crashed I'll just google it... *about a dozen other songs since played whilst trying to remember that one particular one*...ragequit Burn em both to be safe? I'm sorry to hear about his grandma :( hope he's doing ok. Ad that sounds awesome tho! We're still waiting on our refund Meglio un /r/italy dove devo perdere 2 secondi per dare un downvote al link verso "uomini e donne" che un /r/italy dove posso vedere soltanto ciò che piace a te . She's going for the long haul....masters degree but I think we're coming to the agreement of no kids, just lots of pets.... I think we ALL love Mila kunis! she's amazing funny and gorgeous! And I may have to "preview" the movie on the Internet! ;) Dude, the feels I have for you. I almost killed a few bitches yesterday at Walmart. I know not quite as traumatic as your days, but I hate when they font know how the fuck lanes are supposed to work in a fuckin store! I don't wanna walk like a salmon going upstream while you stop and start with your six ugly ass annoying screaming kids. (Not hating on kids in general, just these kids lol). I wanted to ram them with my cart but I held back. I crop dusted them instead!!!! Muahahahaha! (Farted as I walked by them so they got the experience as they continued to walk in my exhaust trail!) this just reminds me of the I like eggs chick from the Amanda show .... ಠ_ಠB/A/Z/O/O/P/E/R Yeah. It is. Who has a mousepad anymore? "Redditor since 2007" 1 year club badge on profile. /kidding Suspended for stopping a bully? What. The. Fuck. Just terrafo.... Oh wait. I tried trolling my friend who is the resident at our local club, asking for trap music, but then he played it. I had to read this book in eighth grade. My dad bought me the huge 'special ultra super limited' version, which I didn't know was the LESS edited version. In a hidden date she pondered, 'How would Peters private parts fit in me? a finger could barely fit in there, and its hard to find, its just hair...' So... Yes.. She did finger herself... Yeah i have gone back to torrents for a while I haven't seen my boyfriend since September. As someone living in California it definitely sketches me out when people say "it's not even like NK could get a nuke to the USA! Well, they could probably hit the west coast" So let me put this in perspective here...you have children of your own and you posted a picture of a balloon that looks like a boob to /r/wtf? Not only is this the wrong subreddit, you're an adult. No need to thank me. Someone's never used a 360 controller on their PC... I'm not going to spell out my résumé for you. I know who I am and what I do and a bully like you won't intimidate me. I could tell you all about my years of experience or blah blah blah, but it's meaningless in an anonymous Internet forum. I'm done talking to you. That's what I'm going through right now. Broke up with girlfriend first (she was not supportive at all, and would tell me to snap out of it whenever I started to feel anxious ), but then my anxiety started to get worse. Getting up for work was becoming a hassle because of all the panic attacks I would get on the job, but I kept pushing on. I read "obviously attractive monkey." Sir, i think your coffee wants you to put it out of it's misery. Is that even coffee "It tastes of nothing" . Clearly that's worth brutally killing such majestic creatures. Deeply morbid reality But.... Did she really go to the bathroom There's no pic... Jesus fucking Christ why is it always a major blood vessel Oh you only have wide ruled. > MAIL "Literally" Well deportivo is clearly trying to waste time... It really is odd. It's like silicone. I uhhh have heard. Why would you browse that in the first place? ....but she died at the end..... Gotta love bowing and scraping to some random broad simply because of the crotch she was fortunate enough to have been squeezed out of Is there any way I can get a porno playing picture-in-picture with the stream? There's no pic... Great Now I have to get a new cat Don't fuck it up We all know what a primary school is. My ear started itching... My backpack is literally 6ft and I want a bag of peanut butter m&ms that are currently residing in it! too far....and I'm doing ok, time change is starting to suck! I didn't know it was dinner time cuz the damn sun is still out Truly does He is serious, and don't call him " " Ummmm puffs? are there any others as great? That monster the wife and I love them! did he say chink? Texas! Any of the text based games. JUST OPEN THE GOD DAMN GATE WITH YOUR SCREWDRIVER ALREADY. Wut, dude, stop talking shit, are you losing face just because she's higher "ELO" than you? Because it totally looks like that, go dig a hole and hide in it. ლ( ლ) The amount of hate you've got for her is so obvious. Nope, haven't seen them play since they beat us 4-1 last month what... what *do* you beat it to... I mean, at least a good half of that show is battle cry's and screams... > GUUUUUUUUUUUUUURL, NO YOU AIN'T! As the child of a single mom who worked three jobs to support my sister and I, I can confirm how rare sleepovers actually were. Before any of you say she was probably getting banged and I never realized, I slept in my mom's bed with her (we couldn't afford another room/bed) so I think I would be the first to know if she was banging people in our bed You do realize Keynesian economics has gotten us into our current global economic mess. The idea of having an economy based on infinite growth, on a planet with finite material. It's the definition of unsustainable. The Austrians saw the housing bubble and 2008 crisis coming for a long time but are so quick to be dismissed .... I was kidding Anikin's left hand ლ( ლ) Did anyone else notice the face next to the guy on the lower balcony?!?! Whoa.... I read your name as "lanza" before I even saw the post I don't, either. 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Thats exactly the thing you're waiting for.... Nice pose , glad to see you're doing your part ensuring they reproduce. I got gold by battlecruiser rushing I learned that from close-up shots in porn $2500? A cashier once ran outside to stop me filling up. I drove there. Pose for stock photo. Wind up plastered on the floor of a public toilet. more like ----==~|__-===== \Y~ Way to go, cool guy. New? has been there for years! not sure if joking or actually thinks it's going to be 60°C by Oct Merkins ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ One day my pants torn, I called in sick because I had no pants to wear What. The. Fuck? That's a lot of fingers on the trigger, too. The Kanto region was the worst. So many pokemon always used poison sting. It was so fucking annoying ..... He told me to hold my ceremonies on his dick once. ####ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Haha xD We always do that now. Whenever we're talking about playing defense. They say "Bro, timmies_addict, you have to play D...*hard*" I look at them like and say "Don't you already know? I suck D" Somewhat worse than the coke I left on the roof once. (┛ )┛彡┻━┻ *how have you never heard of Bob Ross? HOW.* ITT I learned that most people can't hold their pee. Well the constant disregard for each other just bothered me. One of our friends is Muslim. So we go to this restaurant and understandably so, the Muslim friend asks the restaurant worker, quietly, some questions about the prep of the food. Before the worker can respond, this dick of a friend, loud enough for the whole restaurant to hear, says "HE IS ASKING BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, HE IS A MOSLAM". We all look at him like , and he reponds with a smirk..like it was everyone's business to know what he believes in. I am in bed about to sleep. Thanks Oh really? Maybe I should post this story in a thread about being an over protective dad. Lust Gottcha. And yeah me too TIL watched it three times...finaly went ( ) MXN$12 for a taco!?! Yet the government claims there's no inflation Your hand looks insanely big . As a former cashier/stocker of CVS (read: Come Visit Steal) during my high school years, I can honestly say I never once encountered this problem at our store or our sister stores. However, the amount of loading trucks backing into our buildings shooting for the loading area was ridiculously high. Get your act together semi drivers Dick Cheney Nope just my fat fingers and inability to read. So genius.. I honestly hope this is a troll To smell it you have to inhale it. Jessica = I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about .. .. >I don't think anyone here just wants to arbitrarily knock OP's dick in the dirt. I still think we're kind of stunned at the parameters. Hey man, you trying to start something? This was a Dolan, or vice versa. Maybe it's her name? Story of my life. I have to get back in our patch closet to clean up the mess after I already spent 12 hours tidying up. \m/ \m/ How to say "Fire elemental" in Japanese. I expect you to reply Umm... Buttdog has no response I lost my big sister to children. We were supposed to go to Europe together ... Now I'm lucky to talk to her on the phone once a month. Your watching kiss x sis A beautiful corvette with unlimited gas I'd pay for... But you can never turn the heat off of full blast. I really hope the parents weren't the ones uploading the video Trundle flair relevant Don't mess with Texas. You named your son Anakin? I'm from Denmark and this is truly embarrassing How far along are you? 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Maybe there really are some kind of educational sex training videos... Not that I'd go looking No. *Absolutely fucking not*. Thats fishnet. Not lace. Though, yes, Ash is typically the one to use the Pokedex, I think that showing him checking a Pokemon he already knows a lot about is more confusing than having a woman check it instead i think you forgot to put a few "le"s into your sentence, a few 's scattered in there, maybe a "Y U NO DO ARGUMENT???", and ending with a "stay classy, reddit" He didn't specify black Take no offense to this but I'd hit it They need to start arresting all those stoners that are legally smoking weed! Then all our problems will be solved and the prisons will go back to being overcrowded!!! You take a picture of some frat boys now and they'd all be wearing super low V-neck shirts and holding a red plastic party cup with a special date rape cocktail in it for all the special ladies out there. Waaaaaaay better than honey boo boo The Bucs won. Ok so I'd do my gender swap OUTSIDE of that time LOL Fapping fun, ball shots not fun! Yes, clearly education is the problem. I'd be too frightened of my netherbits bleeding for a week..... I'd feel like a Vietnam vet after! Like *i seen some shit maaaaan* This is a terrible shape to be my desktop. It'd be fun til summer time is here then the *Sticky Balls* come..... Wtf would be a **10** then?! Go try some of our craft beer! Hey I was taught to ALWAYS wear fresh undies in case you die for some reason...... ......plus I shower twice daily.....AND pick up SOME calls LOL My co-worker likes to go on about how pills are bad, and homeopathy and herbs are all you need, whenever someone brings up the topic of mental health meds. It's like, thanks, person who is lucky enough not to suffer from major depression, I'm sure whatever you read in Chakra Yoga Kombucha Magazine is a good source on mental health treatments. I -ed so hard Have they ever tried to adjust their bits and hurt themselves by pulling to harbor moving too roughly?!my wife laughed ass off as I was sitting on the couch doubled over in pain after one such mishap The dresser? like a big toe.......but WAAAAAAAY worse...... I'm a dude...26....no kids.....smokin hot wife....and I feel sex most of the time is just TOO much work :/ but then I get I. Those moods where I just wanna hump her until my dick explodes(literally and orgasmically)! We've been married 2 of the 4 years we've been together, if your twats broken, my cock is too! Not while swinging it around.....but before I lived alone I would walk around my parents house naked when nobody was home.....and I turned to fast whilst still half asleep..... you can guess the rest! I got carded to see Hunger Games when it came out. *It's a PG-13 movie*. I was 20 when it came out. I've been 21 now for 4 months... out of the numerous times I've bought alcohol in a restaurant, I've been carded *twice*. This is with me sitting beside friends of mine who are older than me, but have gotten carded just before/after me. I just can't process how bacon vape would taste like. You think you can put it into words for us? And don't say it tastes like bacon.. Are those just motion activated lights? I don't understand what's so crazy about this? Oh dear!!! No I have decorum!! Ha!! Get doors!!! I couldn't stand not having doors This. Times a million. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ They need to bring back Vicki from small wonder See I do boxers with gold bond I know the feels stupid life taking our money! Thanks, Sherlock Holmes. Oh man..... I'm sorry bro! I'm in Cali, hot but dry! Yeah, why the heck don't they just tell you what you're watching And they've **sold two of them** since you posted. Down vote because its my wedding song and I wanted to show it to my wife This is stupidಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ GOLD PLZ LOL JK RAFULLMAO. YUKVJFHKVHWD,BHKWBFHFKWBFHQKEBDHKFBQHEBKEBHEKFBHEKFBFHQKFBQHEFKBWHEFKFJ E wh...what do you guys want? I just got done watching the latest episode. I'd have shot the governor no hesitations had i seen him there Pretty sure it's minecraft, and made for a mobile wallpaper. Lol if I see someone looking kinda awkward at the light ill pull up and just stare Your little sister barked at black people? "puddle" Oh yeah, by 1945 Berlin was in a bloody golden age... Well if God forbid my wife croaks I may have to stalk you a bit just a bit, nothing serious LOL Nope. I don't really venture into any other subs....except for gaming and randomactsofpizza LOL But those people being described should be shot Yeah but us cool peeps are down here.....and you're stuck up there with the sparkly vampires " " - Gary Nope no cable. ლ( ლ) why you have to be a dream killer! Texas will be one of the last states to legalize Mary Jane! They're more interested in guns and awesome bad ass movie theaters(Alamo Draft House is the greatest place) Don't look in the dark corner some of us are being a little more explorative...... Awful. Just awful. So because my bathroom sink only has a hairbrush, floss, and hand soap I'm not a real woman? Last I checked owning a vagina counts as being real. Saying so last year is _so last year_ Of course I blow my one chance to show off my French skills on Reddit Oh no, there's nothing creepy about your headline OP. Nothing creepy at all. Am I the only one that thought the starburst weenie was a weird penis before I grasped the reference of scale? "Tested" Seriously? OP is a faggot. This is a repost Unless you can't wrap your arms fully around her..... It was a joke. Apparently. Home course she looks a bit young >And even then, I'd look at the altered photo, and be like "Oh, yeah, I remember, I altered this, because of...that...person. " Yea notice how most religious YouTube videos have comments and ratings disabled...it's almost like they don't want anyone disagreeing with them! I'm taking it literally MDC network security is so good they watch you sleep at night And after: So you were willing to pay 50$ for 1 map? kcna.co.jp Mine did when I was 5 I think such a thing as "sun poisoning" doesnt exist in Germany, I thought you made it up Hundreds of languages? My friend in high school, who was a total military buff (to the point of a fault), told me a story about why a civilian should never salute a soldier. He said it's extremely disrespectful, but he didn't know that when he was younger, so he did it because he wanted to honor the soldier. Apparently the soldier almost beat him up because of it. While I find it hard to believe that a soldier would be offended to the point of violence because a little kid saluted him and "disrespected his honor", part of me knows that there are military personnel out there who really do take themselves that seriously. So yes, I think it's totally lame when civilians salute soldiers, but offensive to the point of violence? Yes. I think they should just all die. No, I've been there, actually. I absolutely believe the welfare system is a good thing to have. I'd be a hypocrite if I said otherwise. I'm one of 6 children, my mother is handicapped and she raised us alone because she divorced my father, who was an abusive drunk. My older sister provided the income from a pizza parlor while my mom went to school to get a bachelor degree in computer science. We were on welfare for about 6 years. We wouldn't have been able to survive had we not been. But, my mother showed me how it should work. If you cannot possibly make it up that hill on your own, you take the hand that is offered to you. You do not complain. You do not blame. You do not ask why. You just work your ass off to be able to sustain yourself. You get yourself to a place where you can let go of the hand and you continue to climb on your own. The amount of respect I have for her for what she went through is more than I can possibly explain. And when I see those who are just taking, taking, taking, taking and not trying to get out of their situation because they like it there... they stay because being lazy is so much easier, they make me sick. They spit on those, like my mother, who actually do need the help. They spit on those for whom the welfare system was designed. It infuriates me. And I want change. I want it to be harder for those who are not trying to stay with put with their greedy hands open, living off the help they don't need. It may not be prevalent in rural areas, but in the big cities, its all you see. And it really makes my blood boil. the goa'uld they are real Scottish? SCOTTISH? You're welcome! It's ok, I get the hectic lifestyle myself! everything ok? Are you me?! From the future?! Don't be hating on Oak, he taught us to use a masterball on pokemon that are hard to catch: Like a Tentacruel or a Fearow. Well she wanted the D I just noticed that team rocket does the Nazi salute Kovernant Immortal Sentry all in... Yeah because a little league parade is the same as a parade that thousands of people come to every year. Nice try, North Korea... Mandy Goes to Med School by The Dresden Dolls. Shit's about enticing naïve pregnant women into your illegal abortion business I'm sorry, but are you trying to start an argument about nothing? Bon appétit... This is why I still avoid Android phones. The little details of quality are missing. I find their use of the word *Narutard* offensive Yeah, I played a long round and took out soooo many jets. I was puzzled at the end of the round showing that I only had 3 kills. Then it dawned on me. A couple days ago I went to check the weather, and then lost 20 minutes reading about the comet in view... My dad and I went to see a show once, and there was an elderly couple there that thought we were married... I was 13 Wait, do people normally try and film car accidents? Also, I hate people who rubberneck and cause unnecessary traffic! Actually I have heard that the updated version isn't that bad ... unfortunately my computer can't open the dang thing to update it without crashing ლ( ლ) I'm going to guess ET since no one else has yet... Justin Bieber Ummm. Yeah. Sure. Okay. 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Especially with pictures of breasts. ** ** Chasing young people by calling home phone numbers rather than mobiles. Tell me about it! Seems like someone on keto was trying to avoid just asking for meat and cheese. Here's some free advice. Don't spend all your time in r/trees and then ask for employment. Just sayin... Shh.. they musn't know Holy shit I never thought about that I don't know, my app must have tricked me Bake brownies for everyone And he's wearing a wedding ring Me neither. That was really creepy. It has a toddler with her cleavage hanging out, totally awesome. What kind of porn do you watch? Bigger rapist. Bigger. Rapist. Ahh, I guess I need to spend more time on /r/jailbreak I read that as "under your skin" and thought Exactly what happened to me. Worst of all is that I fully upgraded the whole building before realize Its "that kid with Tourette's". But I think that's a bad thing. 3 times a week? Jesus dude, well done. That's about as much as I get in 6mths. Orlando woot woot!! Wait we are talking about FL right? They have the same exact challenge starting on Friday >> > For some reason I read 'laptop' as 'potato'... I'm a guy....... what does it matter how we feel about it?!? who gives a shit we're the internet. some people will love it and say it's hot, most of us will just So why lie about a random guys comment history? . Thanks for pointing that out Why did the autocorrect change "were" to"we're"? Not sure if this counts but /r./sexyabortions is a subreddit I refuse to even visit since I once clicked on a link someone posted because I thought it was a joke and IT WASN'T You forgot En dråpe er nok... Since when did Alien Blue/Quick Meme have ads..... Agreed! I can understand when a freeway stops because of an accident, but for something like this? Yep. Perhaps I was a bit over zealous in my young age. And perhaps I couldn't quite believe something so cool and fun and similar to bubble gum *wasn't* delicious. Holy shit you had it rough. Even though it would not surprise me that you didn't really help yourself much. I mean you were homeless and thought what you really need is a girlfriend. I think I'm jaded. Why have so many teams copied my team name Ummm.... yours .... Oh god...that face is just...DAMN. All three NC presidents end up as Titans fans So no tits and no vag and still got sex i envy you. I have been informed during the making of this that I should provide a "joke". Instead I have decide to tell you we removed the word "Fucking" because it made all the others tiny. Yeah, I wake up to get some water or piss or something, I come back, and the poor girl is shivering in her sleep! And she puts her cold fucking feet on my leg That's awesome! I stopped sodas and junk because I'm too at risk for that kinda thing at 26yrs old biology sucks! Any game I played with my uncle ** ** I love when it hits the road RIGHT in front of you and does that sparksplosion. I got WTF! every damn time. That or windshield washer overspray. My intent was not to encourage or start such mindlessness. It's r/history and this was an important historical event, if people are going to be that dumb I have nothing to say to them. Prostate? Speaking from experience?! Okey dokey! >"...as long as you don't drink gallons of the stuff." Per track... Im still cleaning it off the wall I am on my iPad. not when you're stealing our women ( ) Lo más triste es que seguirán prefiriendo "Candy Crush" o el jueguito de moda en "Feishbol" Dammit where are these mysterious thrift stores with lego where I live!! They are starting to do this to me when I come in now.... you spelled doughnut wrong. Orange, but I'm dead set against it can't tell you how many times people bomb me in one day. I'm about ready to break their phones in half. I'm bored. Blah. Blah. Blah. H. E. L. L. O. OH. MY. GOSH. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. I'm bored. Ha. Hi. :). ANSWER ME GOD. ### Ummm so... about that black man being hanged Rarely enjoyable and mostly bizzare and random. Though they are rarely enjoyable that doesn't mean they are bad experiences. My dreams are just simply so bizzare and weird that the perfect way to sum up how I feel about them is: Yeah I've always wanted the autograph of some weird check that dresses up as video game characters instead of the autographs of the people that made my favorite game Bananas, Gatorade and dry Cheerios were the only things I could keep down when I had the stomach flu. Plus they don't taste bad coming back up as bad as that sounds it was a real concern. Hope you feel better! I would snuggle with you if I could. Did they add the weird new flash stuff (cloak aside) or have I just missed it? For how long have flashes had a shotgun? I was thinking that same thing. 100k? ლ( ლ) nvm, i was poking around in the alien blue app in the comment thing and i pulled down the little tab and found it... no worries haha, well as a consolation prize, you could uncrop the bottom of the picture. haha jk Um...wat? As someone who has several gay friends and means this completely sincerely, are you sure you're not confused or anything? I dunno bout the other commenters, but I definitely didn't do anything like that as a kid I was afraid to open this link, never have I been so right OP, please don't vandalize Wikipedia You mean you. *growls softly* I read that as In Elway we fucking thrust And that I have to give my name and email. It'll be a damn shame if the most anticipated game is in September. I can stop anytime! I showed my friend how I got to the sub-reddits front page and she thought the picture was funny and now won't stop saying "nek minnit" his wife's face when, after nearly an hour of romantic portraits, hartnell stops the photographer from packing up and asks if it's cool if he puts on his jersey and gets a few shots with the cup: There are black couches if you look deeper in the room Is she a Glee fan, too? Effin' Glee. It makes choir look much more fun than it actually is. But at least it gets kids interested in music. When I tell people I'm in a college choir, they ask me if it's like Glee. I don't have problems. Yeah, fuck your writing professor for messing up YOUR citations on YOUR written work. What a jerk! So...so many comments wut. Wtf happened to your eye Me asombra tu conocimiento de trannies. Well, I'm still in high school, but my friends all joke that I'm going to grow up to be a serial killer. My coach even once told me "I wouldn't be surprised if like 7 years from now I turn on the TV and on the news I hear "Attorney RedditAcnt was found with the skeletons of 12 victims in his basement today". They call me Sean Wayne Gacy Besides my Internet is freaking out right now, I can only load the messages part of reddit from my iPod and the download page for putty from my desktop (the ssh client) at first I thought google was down.... This is literally my only connection online For a second there I almost thought you meant that the 2011 remake was better than the 1982 film. I read that as terminally ill ... all other things aside, you guys know way too much about eachother You go straight to hell. that username... Give me Mountain Dew!!! Oh sorry....I thought you were taking orders this would be the BEST every day machine! Thanks for the info. I know my familiars are stonger than my Party members because they only hit for 1 HP. Then the next game, you carried the team to a win. Yeah I know. I can't tell my coworkers that I'm going there because they'll try to get me drug tested when I get back. For wood, I just saw this Deep Oh shit, whiteboard. Mind. Blown. What is this I don't even Honestly, a down vote is probably appropriate. Unless you somehow find the look of disapproval funny or adding to conversation. In which case . *An planet*... ಠ ಠ If i were you, I'd give the map a different name... You mean that stuff you use like Ritalin to go crazy and fashion new XM-based gadgets for the NIA? Sure, Dr. Lyton-Wolfe... happy to help. Dude Shoulda used a better sauce! (ಠ(ಠ_( )_ಠ)ಠ) I'm "The Big Lord". Yeah, don't click that. Welcome to our education system. I just have to be in Texas..... Got Damn you Australia... I first read this as "soup" instead of "soup." I was skimming and I saw that you had to add lye into the soup. That is some weird soup Respect but I meant to write stoned. Way to reddit from the bar me He considers gay adoption 'child abuse' You mean to say that google is only about the money? Say it ain't so! >If some kid says, "ew, poop water is icky," the natural response when looking at the reality of the world in places where that's all that's available is " ". Sometimes, no All he needed was 3 Dude Sure, makes perfect sense to me.... Get this shit off my internet lawn Living on base is awesome Shat my pants on the street, was wearing white shorts Dude... 2 xeons... Dude... Dude... What the fucking fuck! and yet clean hands... The hive mind has spoken, Sim City is god awful, and you are a moron to even consider playing it . Ruger semi-auto pistols ranked aboved CZ Why do people always have to be wolves or serpents or some other animal, when we already are animals? Human beings are apes. Super smart apes who learned to walk upright and invented particle accelerators and meatball subs. Why isn't there a subculture that embraces our primate roots? 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I was all like "omg, wtf " until I saw where the link comes from. Honestly I STILL cover part of my face with my pillow my wife thinks Im insane. I also have a deep seeded fear of looking out windows at night! When I was really young I looked out a window in my room and all I saw were eyes outside staring back at me.....later found out it was a guy running from the cops, but too late! Damage done! I'm disturbed by the first story! I keep em down all day and night Oh my god that's really freaky Watch it again, it's funny! They can be used for everything tho ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I can overuse em LOL only work on my ipad! i'm pretty sure he opened for pretty lights last year. my face during his performance Clip I cannot stop looking at the picture , i have this feeling somethings about to happen Way to give out the names of your kids, mom. Now Jacquel will forever go down in history as the kid who ate a used condom... wat she has a great TO I must have forgotten to grow those Your player is left handed in Counter strike, but holds the gun in his right hand anyways If only they had a record of something that could confirm her identity, something that was part of a routine arrest process like, I don't know, finger prints???? Hey I don't fucking get how we can STOMP the Blackhawks like we did and then get shut out by the fucking Oilers for the first time in 11 goddamn years What just happened. . . *St. Paddy's* Your an improper meme Sure... "...I think of her often..." ( ) I gave my old iphone to a friend.. a while later i was looking through my iphoto and find a bunch of dick pics I can just imagine a doctor standing in the operating room, full scrubs, arms crossed. "No! He didn't get enough likes yet! I'm not doing the operation!" >And she puts her cold fucking feet on my leg they can't even put an address on a simoleon! HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA "Hook up the swag" Those tier 4s and 5s never saw it coming eh.. Mamma mia WE WILL SIGN NO ONE IN FREE AGENCY BECAUSE OUR TEAM IS PERFECT. ABSOLUTELY PERFECT. 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Why is this still getting up and down votes Cat has a more impressive resume than I do. hey, i live two blocks past magnolia. are you sending folks to my house? /╲/\╭ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ╮/\╱\ Sure, OK. WTF is this geocities bullshit? ####He hit me with it! How am I not supposed to touch it when he slaps me with it?! I kind of would like to see a piece written for 2 guys 1 horse, happened around my neck if the woods, but the news story was not as romantic or well written. So you're a new redditor who 'discovers' a commentator/music producer, makes your first post about him in your first 25 minutes as a redditor, and your reddit name is oh so conveniently the reverse of the name of the YouTube channel? Sure, because we're gonna believe that WHY EVEN HAVE TEAMS IF THEY ARE GOING TO COMPLETELY REARRANGE THEMSELVES EACH YEAR?!?!? LETS JUST PUT ALL THE NAMES IN A POT AND EACH YEAR THR OWNERS DIP THEIR HAND IN AND SCOOP A TEAM New? As a black guy, I'm appalled by the fact that she poured that purple drank down the drain. I sure hope he's heard of it already. I got an ssd to stop the stutter then i realized i hated the game. I got that reference Oh. My. God. ** ** Why do we up vote reports? Everyone is meeting Bill Nye except me. But I like being hip and cool! You're packaged arrived at a facility before it departed. Like online or do I have to use the phone I hate using the phone lol Cheat on you after he divorces you. Riiiiight... Why did I clicked that? *Aww OP is comparing us to a dog running out to save a possibly injured hu....* wait... Textbooks Except in this case where it was actually NASA pulling out of the original joint mission with ESA and forcing them to turn to ROSCOSMOS for skills that aren't even particularly suited to them at the moment (namely earth orbit departure and Mars entry/descent/landing). I haven't had that pleasure yet I try to never call them if at all possible. UGH. QUIT BEING FANCY WITH THE PUCK AND SHOOT IT. brb... dying cause i cant breath Holy hell. Multi-billion game? They're such assholes! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMILIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! oops wrong movie! Good gifting! AMD isn't a product. What so bad about wearing a faux-hawk? Don't Google "Chicken wang" omg now Im concerned with my balls ლ( ლ) I don't know...people prefer to comment over upvote me to validate my looks (or lack thereof). You left Boeing off of Washington I feel they do LOL by delivering only when they seem to be at work! And not leaving the package for them my own personal experience, not trying to fight with you friend! I almost upvoted this comment simply because the link was purple. Then I looked at the username Lets agree that parcel delivery service sucks for people who work NORMAL hours I lived next to someone who was arrested for pedophilia, house goes on sale, new guy moves in... Another goddamn pedophile. What are the odds This pisses me off too. I play Werewolves of London in the car and all my friends go "Sweet! Kid Rock." Wait... What? I wanted to like this, but the pictures of swastikas were really jarring I hate that little ~. Accidentally introduced myself and said "Tango quince anos" instead of "años". Never again Well, the "ketchup" part just seems as if I'll be on my period while I "shake the ketchup bottle". Like a barcode scanner? I just wish you could get a digital copy of a book you already legally own. Amazon and b&n will charge you the kindle and nook copy if you want it that way too. Kinda sucks. I just want official confirmation from someone that says I can change a fucking code that lets me build an extra off ramp without having access to Battlefield on Origin fucking disabled because I'm banned. Am I asking for much Maxis? Someone direct me to official emails and I'll try it. Just put some jalapeno cheese after you heat them up. jalapeno cheese makes everything edible. Not. cumwhisperer is visiting his/her aunt. I used to recommend DVD Studio Pro, but apple discontinued it I tap dat ass as well, no homo of course. I read your name as TheCandidaPudenda Instead, you talk about sac-tapping 8 months ago. I literally just got this song out of my head... Thanks for cramming it right back in there. Who doesn't enjoy dark figures casually standing by your bed...while you lay there...unable to move? Did I mention the occasional evil whispers emanating from these figures ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Both of my grandpas are dead. i've heard that too. she yelled at my grandpa at the concord mall once, unprovoked maybe she was having a bad day. Hmmm I feel like I've seen this before Duuuude, you called mine. I had experienced period blood more times than I'd like to admit before then, and it turns out blood was a great shower lube......... what is it with germans liking this stuff, i mean, where does that stereotype come from? cause i'm german and... NOPE! It says "wilt chamberlain archives"? WAT Yep, my family are exactly the same to the point where growing up I was ridiculed and made to feel like an ignorant douchebag for questioning their bullshit. Oh the irony Something about that guy and how he doesn't look at the camera at the end made me feel so sad for him. Like he's used to someone beating him with a stick if he doesn't make the perfect cup of coffee. What. the. fucking. fuck. That poor woman must be so sad! Really? Your source of info. Is a gossip rag owned by rupert murdoch? I think you're really ugly. I'm on to you motherfucker. Should have my Lorac Palette online. I love Origins! Everything just seems to work on my skin! Actually know this girl in real life and it's not anyone you ppl mentioned Goddamn.. what if all bees just ate royal jelly. Read yeas, grammar no! ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ There actually exists a group of people hiding among their own that do evil to this day who have mastered the art of propaganda and use economic war to destroy and control countries. they might have at one point or a few hundred times before angered people through out the centuries for a reason? And maybe one person took it to the extreme? Let the down votes echo this. What in the actual fuck did I just read... After getting frustrated with changing cheeks, chin, then ears and they change each other. I've hit the random a LOT to no success to getting something close or I'm just missing it. Florence and the Machine. I can't remember the year, 2007 maybe? I remember being ecstatic introducing her to everyone I knew, and everyone thought she was a little "off." Barbs can do MP10 with 13mil ... That would be the weirdest porno I thought it was a fluorescent light reflection, until it wasn't Oh man pressure......I'm sure I will! I *did* put it on my WL dork =P I'm meeting the guy 2 hours away. I just pulled up. Im at the meeting spot and im trying to get ahold of him and not having much luck. Hahaha damnit now I'm all curious it's killing me!!! Ima be honest.....I had to look up that name but yes, I feel the same feels. I woke up voracious this morning! like a hibernating bear! You posted another with out me? That's like leaving Starbucks without a napkin. And you could always use a napkin if needed :) enjoy your day girl Oh man....now I want cheese with my tots!!! it looks like shes smoking a cigarette...but where does she store her cigarettes I love hot pockets! *hooooooot pokets* ;D Peru = the gayest place ever? Not sure who's incesting in Romania, moms about their sons or sons about their moms. And Syria... He was always a weirdo. Is this even surprising? Ooh that sucks....I gave up soda because I felt too dependent on it. Like a junkie Ah ok LOL I eat em by the box so I doubt I'm being healthy! I am not in possession of any cheese for my tots Let's just spend the time to put this on Reddit instead of reporting it. Mormon Expositor is a really good podcast, folks, despite Brandt not ever responding to me . Or a chimp female being smothered by hundreds of human males. I'm 6'0 and I weigh 288 (at my last dr appt) probably closer to 300 though. No, it's not weird. My face instantly turned into Fuck, I was just about to do the same thing with a DBZ character Bob Marley - Redemption Song. What else? And again, no tall. you must be the guy with the jewfro huh.. Just clicked on it again, still throwing tacos It was fairly fun to explain to the male manager that had seen the whole thing. His look was also pretty much Did you get your grandchildren to show you how to make a meme? be honest. Stood up for yourself?! Who's bullying you?! I'll cut em!!! Grrrrrr!!! I want to murderate them! You're too sweet and selfless and we all love you to death! Whoever that was they are a piece of bantha poodoo!! No, a piece of bantha poodoo stuck under one of jabbas fat folds!!! Still want them brought to justice you're my friend, I don't like my friends being messed with! A vengeful peach....... you ok? Love you too hon! :D and good, they better hope their username doesn't get made public tho M&Ms..... ....I'm a fiend for m&ms!!!! Yes nomnomnom! My wife is the same way!!! good god get out of her way before coffee in the morning! You could have just let it go. You didn't have to ask! ┌∩┐( )┌∩┐ Criminal Scum Looking through the european countries it seems fairly normal and then suddenly Iceland. What the hell Iceland Triple D? Just burn all the books! dooooooo it..... It does get boring...... Hahaha you've got a great lady there, mine would've looked at me and laughed! No! We now live in a soupless world! I can't picture what those would even look like. Yeah Jax, no one can ever guess anything using your statement No! We'll create a temporal displacement field around the soup, creating a sort of hold on the soup not allowing it to escape unless removed by a metal scoop like device....which we'll also need to create it may just work. Maybe. Stupid doctors Bullseye Wow, I jut wanted to tell dudes to not solicited pot from other dudes online, didn't need all you trolls being assholes thanks " " Yeah we'll have to also create a molecular vacuum to deal with the dust tho....then a microscopic power source....then obviously a microscopic hydroelectric power grid to handle all the molecular vacuums..... this can get way out of hand. I think we all do Is her name Rose? I think I might know her too No matter what tactic I put for esther, Drongo always casts Twinkle Twinkle every fucking time he's in first position Last time I got 3l of milk but no bread. And 20 tomatoes but two garlic cloves. Cloves. I don't know what I expected.. I want to read the subtitles but I don't want to keep staring at his crotch region Since when is this guy part of the grumpers I am going laugh my ass off at all these guys that are like "zomg! I'm gonna buy it no matter what!" Wind up with another fiasco like Sim City. Those guys are gonna get raped hard by EA. you watch. NOTHING WILL HAVE SUBSTANTIALLY CHANGED. Thanks, I couldn't read it. Trying to up vote more Is it wrong to use 2 's in one thread? 3 more 30 rd bakelites for my 74! Brings me up to 8! now to find some cheap 5.45 Did he... Write her name on his dick? I'm using this face 2 times now... There's Carl's Jr. in B.C.? I think you forgot the link... Legs are nice! Which one, I've counted two today I just... I... ^I ^don't ^even ^know ^anymore. those Chopsticks Those shoes... > Starting today all I'm going to put as a reply on someone who forced me practically to donate (you), or any for of bullying towards me will be: fuck off and let it be. fuuuuuck Why do people think that I want to see their nasty before/after braces mouth pictures? Gross. ...why.. Just why? Definitely not. my_little_pony.zip In a winder of course You've let me down, nocommenttt No, that would be creepy Yeah.....but..... he was French. Yeah.....but..... he was French. [](/fry) Are you a holocaust denier Every local shop I've been to has some of the most knowledgeable and helpful people I've met. Local shops usually aren't out to get anyone, they're just out to make a living. Most online shops sell products at very nearly what shops can buy products for, but they sure as hell don't offer installation services. Oh, did you order the wrong part from online, sucks to be you. If you had come into my shop, I could have told you what you actually needed. As an experienced bicycle mechanic, I know what I'm looking for, and I'll admit to looking online from time to time. But if I want some advice, especially if I'm a new rider, go talk to the experts at your local shop. Hell, if you're going to buy online, fine, but don't complain when I costs $20 for me to install and adjust your derailleur. Oh, and that sweet housing you just bought? Yeah, that's brake housing. I've got shift housing for a dollar a foot. For some reason I feel like this should gross me out more than it does... Too soon I really need to read the full title of these posts. Screamed so loud His sonic screwdriver.....I just recently became a HUGE fan!!! Still really cool! I love swords.....like I pretend to have one all the time I love blades of all sorts tho That job was to die. Dammit Bryant. Why you gotta be so mean! ...Maple syrup serious business in canada.... High Fructose Corn Syrup - Corn sugar? Cane sugar? Your body can't tell the difference! Thanks, wasn't sure what One Piece was . not only 0 mph but still ALSO a photoshop Usually? 4 or 5 times a week. Lately? 3 times. A night I have slot of those Yep. And my friend used to say "Just lose weight!" Memebase **duck tales.* do you even 90s ?? Rayquaza got 3%...? /r/ May I ask, was it awkward at all? I can't imagine virgins being, you know, good. Marry your mum, kill the dad and fuck Snooki To the right over his shoulder.... Is that TSA?! Was he coming over to shut him up? Vienna sausages, really ??? Exploding the books is not good idea, as they are useful, but you reminded me more creepy stuff from library planet(doctor who) This is rampant in guys' clothing as well. My suit size varies from store to store, as does my pant size. It's infuriating. I hate trying on clothes. That's what the fucking numbers are for, right? To tell me it should fit? ლ( ლ) That's still here. I'm 32 have no debt, no mortgage, 30k in stocks, 3 businesses, and met the most beautiful girl who I want to marry and have a family with. But somehow I'm still not totally happy. I want more wealth, more women, and I want to live forever like bill gates. Maybe I should just be happy with what I got Apparently there aren't as many Wu fans in here as I thought... Bob Holy shit 98... I 'd at the thought of an x post between here and gonewild. r/enoughinternet you never cease to amaze me. it's imgur.com Also, where's your proof? That certainly didn't help my Trypopophobia this morning. Wut? SAFECEPTION!! And yet you still tried. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Precisely. But the rednecks in the Deep South made it a liberal democracy, and that disgusts me a lot! wow! she really does well with wild animals like zebras, snakes, elephants, monkeys, frogs, and ***black people*** What the fuck... I just drove on this track in Real Racing 3 Hm... This is a vicious cycle of a progression of days wtf is hoar frost? Yeah op, this joke doesn't make sense because in real life golfers don't wear two pairs of pants, they bring a spare pair Bottom-left corner. And then..he turns to a frog Would you rather watch your parents have sex everyday, or participate only once ktv.jan@gmail.com thank you very much This is why we can't have nice things . I know, I've been on it while going to the airport from Guntur. Saw amateurs shooting a scene with the camera in the back of the car with the trunk open. Until I read that wiki page just now, I didn't know that there can be meaning behind the wearing of a key ring on the left or right belt loop. Now when I see guys wearing their keys hanging off their jeans, I'll have all these questions about them in my head. Reddit seems to approve of bathroom vandalism. I only upvoted so this so it won't show up again That makes your RA a reposter ABOUT TIME. I told a friend I'd play this as soon as it went on sale on steam. It's been about... a year we don't even talk anymore! I'll still play it though. Obviously Fake! Im from Arkansas. Fuck. the followers of Stan Lee downvote you. That's great. To echo /u/GoosePoopScoops ( ) you are the best kind of staff a company could have. (And you are always welcome to visit my server haha) ~~ ~~ ಠ◡ಠ Especially Boston LOL I'm in a crappy part of ca myself dirt, dirt, and mooooooore dirt LOL Yup LOL even in our lungs. We have something called Valley Fever here that can kill you if you're not born here.... This has to do with atheism... My Windows phone does this too It's only okay on the condition that you didn't downvote my original comment... You leave our caribou alone dickweed Typical akkahwoop Humans. "Your uterus is just a convenient place for a pissing contest." 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I've been here over a year Nope. It's the same guy, same canned track for each match. Since 2009. I also have floaters only 5 time worse they make me miserable in white rooms, while looking at the sky and reading. Mine look like spiders and clear blood cells, nothing I can do about them Yeah, two of them were staring intently at a bush for a while, but we thought they were just playing around. Then out pops a devil and of course one chases it "The sticky stuff! Ugh!" Not sure if you left your high beams on, or you have retarded HIDs. I didn't know he was dead And stop raping babies... You should it's a great read so far 90s night against a team that didn't exist in the 90s I'm currently in 8th grade and I feel so bad for my teachers... Also, I sit next to the classturbator in my civics class god dammit I hate my life sometimes. From a Mommy point of view....I want to and chase you around the house with a bar of soap to wash your mouth out. 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They're JUST shoes not gold That's exactly what he's talking about ლ( ლ) I do......on my Xbox..... I've been looking for you Hahaha I will be more than a match cuz I know how to fly away! *TURNS TO SECOND IN COMMAND, RUUUUUUN DUDE!!!! They ALREADY blew up two Death Stars! I mean, c'mon we're screwed! Lets bounce yo!!!* True, that's absurd...... I used to lol I actually wear a hundred dollar pair of aisics to work, but that may be justified? I watched that for a long time waiting for the climax. Old enough to have a 15 year old, yet puts his photos through Instagram before uploading them to Reddit. Right. Do I know you ' Why did you start now? NOT COOL WHY PAINT IT PUKE GREEN?!?! We saw you copy off of that other guy It's original I swear (eyes roll) Now imagine if your job involves working in Photoshop/Illustrator all day.. I read, "burped into my drink" " The things I've seen..." wait he isn't .. damn that'd be so cool i did not laugh at this post. "This looks like a simple enough website, just gonna view that page sourc- " How many of us clicked the link to stop seeing "panda porn" in their feed... Why do these videos end immediately after shift goes down. Keep the camera rolling for fucksake! Its as thick as a... Babies arm... I sleep until I'm over it or I used to. My job now doesn't allow for time off. But as said before, DayQuil and NyQuil will be your best friends short of any prescription strength antibiotics. I would suggest that. I only have insurance until I'm 26......next month ......then I can't get sick or hurt again ever! I second this feeling. I have a decent job (as California standards go) that I walk to six days a week. My wife's car died on us, and in a few months I have an opportunity to apply/maybe interview for a government job with a school district....30 miles north of my home town unless we figure out what is wrong with, and fix her car, or buy a used car and make payments we can't really afford I don't stand a chance at getting this better job. Stupid life! Hahaha I can see it now: "oh yeah I read it, my favorite part was when they engaged the infinite improbability drive to escape the two nuclear missiles and it turned them into a whale and a bowl of petunias!" The people face: "huh?!" I want it too No shorts in tomb raider oh no negative karma **Star Fox Adventures.** They finally invent a new bad guy, but in the end, Andross bumps him out of the way. Once again, you have to fight the worst boss ever, a giant monkey head that flies around in space. And to top it all off, though you spent the entire game running around on foot, you have to pilot an Arwing in the last battle. You have to learn how to fly the thing in the final boss fight. I changed gender prior to recruitment drive so I didn't get the option for a free swap back, I was initially male with the default bob skin, so when I changed to female I was still "bob", weird thing is that I've still been hit on running around without armour on ** ** You eat your own shit ....all caps.... The spray on the right side is what really gets me Annnnnd she's pregnant. Was when we found her I guess. When I was a child, I did it. Normally this wouldn't be a memorable event but my parents actually made a nickname for me because of it. They called me "TED" -> Two End Dolly. Thanks mom & dad. So, you happened upon this while researching... the history of the vibrator? "Your an..." No obvious LPTs Am I supposed to live off the admiration of my Earthling peers for eight years while I train? Or pick up a part-time job at McDonald's while I bust my ass becoming an astronaut? "Healthy kids entree"... with 1200 mg of sodium in one can. I can never look at those anametronic ponies the same way anymore, ever since someone posted the gif of a man humping it Ok you got a deal alright Thanks a muff Anna alright Thanks a muff Anna Number of the Beast I've just about given up with AT&T in disgust. 3G is so ridiculously throttled on their network now - I can squeeze in maybe one youtube video or a handful of songs over airplayit before the bandwidth just takes a crap and gives up entirely. Extra gold 'darkies' just a bit of casual racism thrown in there. The fuck? jeez. Not at all. Americans don't use meters, is what I meant. Somebody has issues Is that more or less than I can do better than that with mspaint. #### I know. But still . Even my character isn't *that* bad. behind a bar? msw: wut? Dat mew It also obviously doesn't have to fill you up, or be remotely good for you. I beg your pardon... I was doing 4 or 5 dews a day....so unhealthy! Hahaha I use fuck for just about every other word at work LOL I bottle stuff up myself bad stomach aches sometimes I have eagle gt's on my 06 Honda accord. They wear fairly quickly, expect only 2 or 3 years out of them. It's sooooo hard! soda doesn't seem to others as addicting as booze or cigarettes but it really is in my opinion. ... and always spoken so fucking loud. Oh my, I couldn't do can't I'm using candy to forget the soda Wh...why did I watch this Depends what he's complimenting. If it's like hair/eyes that's usually safe. If you're complimenting someone's shirt or pants...people tend to assume you mean boobs/ass. Also, delivery is everything. If you're like, "You look nice today, ಠ_ಠ" and punctuate the , don't. Dammit! You beat me to it... I learned it on an academic website that viewed not liking music as a condition that needed to be studied and cured. ** ** I don't like mustard either. Does that also need to be studied and cured? and not a single picture of a pancake I can't believe infamous screwed the pooch I...I don't know what to make of this... Or flash . You'll know it's over when it is over. But who knows? Still waiting for the vault though. I wish I could yes.. indeed No clue what you are saying. Repeat red rider. Thanks, culture, for raising people to think like that I'm uncomfortable because Patrick Starr has too many teeth. ლ( ლ) NSFW WHY WHY WHY and then fuck them again oh goodness, I hope that hasn't been your only source on religious philosophy. Make sure to heat your nail white hot and dab immediately.^ ** ** I poop. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Fine I'll watch it ( ) ( )ノ-■-■ Aren't politics lovely? Grammaraficianado, I am very disappointed in you. ...fried oreos? Wish that would happen to me . ლ( ლ) NSFW ~~you fucking asshole~~ Fellow Redditor. If I make even the slightest slurp while drinking or eating, I feel like I'm being melted by death beams. I look at my wife, and this is her face: Hey!!! (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ Oh dear god the horror Must be pretty low for a 30+ year old for that to happen. Dat cyndaquil Oh gawd the worst. This girl I dated was always so outwardly sexual in public life, but between the sheets it was like having sex with a dead fish. The worst. Fucking horrifying. This was way too much fun on the iPad... Wow... Lol you have nothing to hide. Anyway just because you delete the moments doesn't delete the presence. I spent too long thinking of what was meant by "don't be a fucking starfish" and now I'm stuck thinking of submissive starfish women... While I want to agree with you, all the guys I've been with cant figure out how to work the clit, even with directions from myself... 99% of the time I help myself out. And I'm ok with that. Also... Rough hands gave me a complete turn-off in this rather arousing thread. says the 3 year old genius I think you are a liar! The top gif gave me a boner. The bottom one made me feel bad about it. It is fucking ON. You just wait, OP. I'm coming to fuck your shit up. Looked at this on my phone, shook my head then realized I could have just shaken the phone.... She has a suspiciously slippery rectum. Spongebob looks like a Mormon... Ewwwww Why does the camera keep zooming in on their junk? I've only been employed as a nanny before. One time I put the kids' silly straws into the dishwasher without realizing they'd get bent out of shape. Ruined perfectly good silly straws, and obviously crushed their little spirits. You seem to know a lot about wooing 1^st graders *Beats me* That's what I thought (and hoped). Now if I can only find .22LR for sale somewhere... On my birthday... my hero on my birthday. goodnight sweet prince. /r/spaceclop Tresh I know the feels. . . I don't know seemed like the next logical step to me...../s Are you kidding me? Who does the "stimulating"? It sounds like you acually play with these *"destroyers"* Haha, rape is hilarious and this guy is so edgy and cool and hilarious. 404 Not Found This is awesome! Can I just say though, that I really made me hate my band/cup size combo. Why does Elomi refuse to make so many of their cute bras in a 34 band??? Elomi Cleo in Charcoal and Tulip, I'm looking at you! Yet, the same people that have a problem calling this hunting have no problem with eating a burger of an animal they don't have the balls to kill themselves, so they depend on a farmer to raise it and kill it in horrible living environment. I have more respect for a man that takes the effort to take down the animal he plans to eat. Perspective **If you get a Superbowl win in the first year of your allegiance after I have suffered for 40 years of nutpunching, I'm gonna hate you so hard.** I'll still be happy. But I'll be looking at you with reddit eyes forever. Going into a hospital, ending up staying there for six weeks and being diagnosed with leukemia A game which has been free for the iPad and is a whopping 69p currently I was in High School math class with a friend. There is one of those old projectors in the room, and we had a sub. The bottle for cleaning off the old laminates had a misprint that said "Steak Free." We have been in that class for months and never noticed. My friend points it out. I think he said "It will clean my body of pesky steaks." or something along those lines. We mention the joke to the sub. She says nothing. Just takes the bottle off the projector and puts it in the desk. Our Faces: First glance I thought you said cousin Well of course Bangladesh did better, they exported more than a crore of their citizens across the borders to us This is very true. If only she would give me bjs/hjs Dear god, I didn't know this existed I can prove the bible is the TRUTH by citing from the bible! OP is a scumbag who uses throwaways to call himself "successful" She doesn't love you but you're talking about moving in together and having kids someday? really? > she's only 14 Haha. Reminds me of a Mormon guy I dated for a while. Refused anything beyond kissing, but watched porn multiple times daily, usually lesbian porn. paying the full amount. considered the dark ages.... dick dick bar? Rick Rolling gets you kicked out of the Tower I'll pass Then put a smile on that they look.. very.. CGI-like "...and then Scholes ran to get the ball. When he got back he asked Cristiano if he could run that fast. Cristiano took him in his shoulders and ran 50m in 0.4 seconds." Fact ####But seriously, I'm taking your title. yes That mannequin has strangely realistic breasts . It makes me sad when people keep game discs in the wrong case, especially when there's more than one or one of them is the wrong size. I hope you were 18 when you were 8. "Geological faults"... Now that the blame had been pinned on the CEO that means EA will be the best company ever right? They'll stop doing dumb shit right? > I think it's strange that you chose to pick on ONE person here, when so many elaborated even less than 'no likey'. It does not take anywhere near 150 hours to get to paragon level 100 I... redpoemage I know who killed us This is the Internet, if there is something here, it is free for anyone to use. If its on a cd then it's illegal to make a copy though, I guess. Positive Karma Man, I read your post over on the Honda sub, those guys sure are diehard Honda fanatics. No love at all for your truck. I about lost it when the one said you should've bought a Ridgeline instead. looks way too young Square one apple store? Where is this. I must go there. No you wouldn't..... You will die !!!! I will burn this world down..... I got three in a row "Now it's fucking everywhere" No, they don't That's what they all say I work in retail of auto parts.....and I agree, people are assholes! Job would be AMAZEBALLS if not for the people!!! That is crazy.... do you see any other people at all? That is so bullshit. I hate when managers are abusive like that...almost like they don't remember what it was like to be at the bottom Surprisingly yes! For a parts store we have a lot of dirt and cow shit brought in farm town.... Oh wow I would be creeped out....I don't like being away from home alone.... Very yuck! I have become desensitized to the smell.....I never thought in my life that would happen Sure. I visit eyeonmiami.blogspot.com. It is free! ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ Those shadows I AM BO DALLAS ** ** Omg I bagged groceries for two years myself! Horrible old people get so particular!!! Came here to post this. People downvoted you . Fuck I hate those situations! I've been in a few myself. But I just quit and found something, only because I was young enough to not NEED a steady job at the time I thought I've seen it all, but seriously...I don't even... I had my first kiss in the middle of a street.. "So you-"... "So you-"... It was supposed to be a productive morning. Now I'm running through Jerusalem on streetview. I'll slap the shit outta him! hahaha you rock man now to analyze code and make sure I understand it all. Next target... Mid-Term Ah, BUT WHAT WILL YOU BE CALLED. we know... (at least i would imagine we know ) You just go around searching for yourself on reddit, don't you? #### #### I may not agree with your views but I respect you for them ####Wtf is wrong with you two? I hate the way Moosejaw advertises their discounts. Camalot C4s listed as "Up to 58% off" actually means that a size 0.3 has been marked down to 58% less than the price of a size 6, which is only a 15% discount. Almost 10MB/s ... That link is purple. Pm sent. I live in GG, and have a huge screen Name the retailer An older guy sitting next to me hit on me and I told him I was 17 which was pretty awkward, I later woke up from a nap and caught him trying to peek down my shirt. Dear OP please eat a hot bowl of dicks and fuck off ლ( ლ) I thought this was a joke at first (the actual concept, not the style of the ad). Then it dawned on me that they are being serious... That...doesn't sound fun at all. Who dafuq photographs it?? Just a bit south of Greenland.... Definitely real. Yuo are not. Dude, you dated a 13y/o when you were 16? i still think they look pretty cool even on video Just you You chose "radio"? as in engineering? Radio research? Damn you have a messy desktop, and small icons That's .5oz not .05 Nobody needs that Only difference is I'm 24 'nen -> einen -> der Bier His name was Mario Mario. TIL: a lot of you want to kill babies Wow your so witty and insightful The pictures Oh god no, what have you done! Now reddit's going to be filled with "Fixed" versions of this. Get ready for the upcoming wave, everyone. I might or might not have downloaded the video set watched it three times as well.. I saved before i did something like that.. But turned out to be me being naked on the floor with a hangover. Reference or... Silicon plantation Horse people. Fucking... Horse people. I've yet to meet one that didn't make my skin crawl. I swear to god, I can ID them on sight. There is something off about them and I don't like it. You shouldn't be buried for expressing an unpopular opinion... reddit those commas. No. THERE'S YOUR CHANGE! Changing to Active colts and Erik Walden Shows up at #20 Where did those hairs come from? Who's pubes? I watched two episodes of AmishMafia, whole time I was there just wondering what History became. Alright, I think that TMC3 actually did get the joke. We'll call this the original joke or OJ (white bronco and everything). Now Gramis felt the need to explain the joke to TMC3 even though he was making another joke sarcastically. Therefore I believe and others will exonerate this opinion as well, that TMC3 actually did get the joke due to his use of the eyes of dissaproval You probably washed it wrong. When I bought a pair of shorts there, the guy told me "you can only wash lulu lemon stuff with other lulu lemon stuff". I was like "this pair of shorts is the only lulu lemon thing I own" "then wash it by itself." I just stare..seductively... The worst part is that I didn't bot, 5 levels of Dg is practically nothing and i wasn't planning on getting any higher than 50 any day soon >I know it's not orange. Why is this? Tells me they are not sociable, or religious...or a kiss ass, or a recovering drunk in AA...OR...they may just not want a beer at that moment and I should not over-analyze to tie in any connotations or make that a factor.. We had the cat problem in our house too. Rug doctor urine eliminator made a huge difference! You may have to pull up the sides of your carpet to really effectively treat it though. I smell things so strongly now I can taste them which leads to gagging. 381 thieves (confirmed so far), and not one terrorist caught. Surely, this is a department that merits millions of dollars of investment. [( )][DOB: 12/01/1900] You believe a guy died so you could be a manwhore and go bareback & pull out... Apparently, it was a sarcastic joke. The dancing? THE DANCING? something which made ~~me~~ everyone from reddit go ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Except look at how the Federal government gave the telecom companies immunity for illegally wiretapping .... ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Rip the tag off of a mattress *drone* $700+ meeting knives. For all you knife meeting needs Been on the other end of this. Text from gf at the time clearly not meant for me said "yeah he was super sad about our break up so I gave him the hj to help." Found out this happened just after our prom I did... but oh wait I forgot this is r/gaming. DAE GAMESTOP SUX?! LOL LE REDDIT >.< I'm sorry but this in no way helps anyone in the games industry. Your passing around used games instead of buying new ones. Even if its an old game that you could get new on amazon for $20, it still helps the developer and publisher. This site doesn't help any game developers, it hurts them. If everyone did what this site wanted, there would be no more new games to play. you really do have a bit of an unhealthy obsession, don't you? Monopoly is *never* ok. How do you know what she looks like-Oh. ...that sounds like less of a way to deal with the situation, and more of a way to get yourself arrested. Looks like you have some black mould I was on a first date once and it was going well until I went to the washroom before our meals came. I got a text from her saying "such a great guy but his style is terrible FML"; obviously about me but not intended for me. She had no idea until I brought it up when I sat back down; figured might as well get it out in the open since she'll realize soon enough and probably wouldn't have the face to see me on a second date then. I was always a well dressed guy so it was a shock to me (my jeans weren't skinny enough ) but I laughed it off. The relationship lasted maybe three weeks after that. No regrets. It actually finished and I could scroll. I took the picture after refreshing yet again, which fixed it You should work with Metro for better reddit variations Thanks! The treasure one looks perfect! Specialy the handpainted one. Although.... Why does it I see it together with the kanji for 'dog' so much? You're a liar, I've seen the process in which the chemicals are made, and how they are dispensed into the atmosphere. Chemtrails are a real threat to the human population, if you don't believe me, you can ask Alex Jones. Not cool. I know that feel. I was supposed to see Green Day in December, but the jerk had to go and get sober... Did she... Did she change only the brightness..? Yeah man, totally. I live in Brampton and was thinking a pure canadian indian accent would sound like Russell Peters but then I read listerine and Kalheesi's eyebrows Maybe "..... " or just give him the deadly stare. "Obama is the first black president; he's the token black guy. " I seem to have missed that from the original movie. HOLY SHIT YOU CAN MAKE THE ಠ_ಠ FACE ON THE PHONE?! I went to reread your reply, swept too far and BAM! Don't mess with Zangief This is how I feel about my sister. She made more than me while living at home and would bitch about being broke. There were so many times that I had to decide whether my last $20 was going to gas or food and she's bitching about how she can't go to concerts. I may have my long sessions, but going a working week without playing doesn't give me withdrawal. Cool story bro... ^^^ I hate how the "geek" in pop culture isn't a geek at all. A comic made a joke about how the pretty girls wearing a "I <3 geeks" tshirt don't like geeks, they like preppy pretty boys who wear glasses! I'm sick of them bastardizing a term that us true nerds/geeks have fought hard to keep. If you haven't had a manilla folder full of secrets and hand drawn maps for the original LoZ, as I did with my grandfather, I have a hard time considering you a geek. Or some other fanboy obsession to a piece of media considered geek/nerd. I hate it. sorry for the rant.... No you're not weird, just not mainstream. I play halo because I love the rich story that's behind all of the alien murdering LOL I own about every piece of media put out in the halo canon in one form or another I'm definitely obsessed. I enjoy a wide variety of games, and have affirmatively given up on CoD.....it used to be so much better, less whored out I think. Context for the one where that prick sends the woman to her death? *schlick... I'm not sure what the strict guidelines are, but I make up to 3 discussions a day...... .....I don't know how you all don't hate me by now?! Hahaha I post all my creepy ones on my personal Facebook, usually with a at the end. I've gotten guys that are willing to change all their question answers to match mine, a guy from some swinger site that keeps messaging me about how disappointing it is I won't do shit with them, a guy that just sent me his number after he told me I was beautiful (I never responded), a guy that told me about his first gay experience, and a guy that I went out with once that turned out to be a total asshole. Just why. * * What in the actual fuck. That fucked my head. I loathe my ps3..... #### I wanna destroy the Seireitei now! #### I still wanna destroy the Seireitei! because a woman's body has ways of shutting down to 'deal' with it? Will not! That's not how syntax works I'm a rotund gamer moving is the last thing I enjoy while relaxing :D I do walk two miles a day tho! How..how did you know how tall she is That is definitely way worse. He retweeted "Never take advantage of someone." Raidmax I'm cheap I think that pizza came from 4chan... Literally the same thing. I don't know but this is lame I hate waking up early Has anyone noticed the related articles?? I could grow sideburns when I was 14, so around 16/17 I could grow a full beard, plus i am very tall and had a receding hairline. So my friends would always want me to try to buy them cigarettes. They would always say " now make sure you take your hat off before you buy them" That movie scares me I like saying this in a deep voice. That's just me though. This seems suspicious? I don't see how... Good point. When fading begins we should fade all national flair that didn't win Olympic gold...... Dennies A esos chavos no los deportan,pendejas las autoridades no son, los boletinan y les hacen creer que fueron mártires por un ratito, mientras deportan a los paisas limpiapisos que se descuidan God dammit. I thought I was in the ask reddit subreddit and was so pleased by this question and the lack of troll comments. Some things are just too good to be true! I too would like to impair my ability to walk. Like her blood. How did you catch 3 shinies of the same pokemon without cheating...? Spy Kids 36D If you think about it... it always was your signature Virginia continues to make me confident leaving forever was a good choice. Maybe someday they'll stop electing Puritan hillbillies, but not anytime soon. ლ( ლ) Ah, so phones are the culprit behind Random Inappropriate Capitalization? No witnesses You must not be in Engineering The partner should have *helped* beat the shit out of the 'dad' Is he still with his mother? That's too young for him to be taken away! It should be 6-8 weeks at least. Seriously? I may create more accounts just so I can downvote this repeatedly... seriously, 4 proper SC games to choose from and they go for Conviction Sam Fisher Thanks for the downer fisting4fun. I guarantee there will be some goddam post about a safe When I was around 9 or 10, I started playing a game called Pirates of the Caribbean Online. I started my own guild thingy, leveled up, did your basic MMO stuff. Then at one point, I was fighting some pretty difficult enemies and said in the chat to my guild mates,"Oh god, these guys are hard to kill". One of my Guild mates then replied,"YOUR GETTING REPORT FOR USING GODS NAME IN VAIN!". Being raised in a Christian household, this scared me. I logged out for about 2 weeks. ( ) hmmmmmm (o_o) wat What... happens? I'm wondering if I should add hotdogs to my breakfast chili or not..... I always found it wierd how its evolvement always had a straw sticking out of one of its foreheads An untrained monkey could do it ... seriously Can you *regulate* rape? Good Golly, miss Molly! see women of reddit, plastic surgery, just stay away! stay...... away...... I've heard some people refer to semi autos as fully auto since, you know, you pull the trigger once and it's fully automatically ready to fire again. holyfucktits that is some crazy right there. National? Are you telling me they fly in from all over the country? What? Voting for fascists not because they are fascists but to prove a point? That's not what democracy is for They look great, but no tall. Themselves ) Sir, and yes yes it will be! What really helps also is if you take 1 niacin tablet before you go to bed, it will cleanse your system fully and then the next you smoke you'll just be like Dat logo... Ya know, I did that until the movement of the bags on the back wore through the paint on the rear fender Creepy. ಠ╭╮ಠ + ಠ╭╮ಠ = ┌( )┘ 2011 was 15 months ago. Someone I work with does that. I explain you can use shift and they say "yeah but I dont have to hold down caps lock" to which I calmly , and left. I cringe watching this person type. Why are you yelling? If the dice weren't weighted, I'd totally get them It's so ugly! All I wanted from the next G500 was for it not to look like a potato, and they made it black, good, but those stripes Oh yeah, just another $255 per month, nbd. So you admit to cheesing yourself huh > So you admit to cheesing yourself huh Hmm, totaled chopper, everyone dead, broad daylight, looks like I must have been flying... I'm just not sure why you used the most racist monument we have Bent the prongs on a cabinet that slide into a slot to open/close the cabinet it was a 60 dollar cabinet from goodwill I've put exponentially harder use on 1 dollar harbor freight pliers I'm extremely disappointed with this product The one that got me was broken arms Even if I don't say asfo or if I give a random one, they still act that way though Husband material or psycho butcher... flip the coin The skater chick is 15 years old Ironic: joining the military to die in action to get a valiant death, finds a place where he is truly happy, dies in combat. Reminds me of the series finale of LOST... lets not explain or resolve, lets all just sing kumbaya instead!.. I'd have to break my television. I can't find the first comment that stated this, it may have been you posting it elsewhere in this post, but if not, there are 2 tank manual writers that need to get their asses back to work Are you on alien blue? If you are just tap the arrow button at the top of your screen and scroll to the left! Anybody offended by this needs to pick up a hobby cept the part where i'm really on edge and panicking frequently now and Coors Light..... So what does that make /r/gaming ? There was an AskReddit a few weeks ago that had 'Worst Poop Stories.' I am far more terrified now to see one of those stories in the form of a picture. 18. Secondary driver on mine and I totaled my first one. Went from 140 a month to 80... pretty much. like, the dude is totally cut out of my life. then this. oh i was referring to the gutter punks and hoodlums. it was about 15 years ago but my buddy ( ) bought a bag or Oregano from them. the good old bait and switch move. ill tell my buddy to ask the homeless guys next time. neither do i, none of us do ### They had wheels. Dribble. #### It never does my spring breaks not till 2 weeks. How does one do that? Subscribed to the update subreddit and haven't slept a wink since....it's been....a day... #### "Tits" ** ** Noooooo! not cool... I do on season six of the new series (11th doctor) Oh so no talking to yourself? I do it more often than I'd like to admit! I shoot planes out of the sky. > I carry around a little bottle of tears ...eat..? Oh, I didn't know you ran the fucking team at Dreamcast at the time. I got a 60... but some of those questions were.. less than scientific I think. For instance 'Does the 2nd protect your right to a semi-automatic rifle' I answered "yes", apparently, "we dont know yet"... ; I'll never be able to eat it now. Thanks. I like how the newborn slogan is also the slogan for gay/bi/trans teens not to commit suicide......... It gets better! Rape... Everybody...? Are you saying the stories should be presented as fact? I hope you wash them afterwards I quit fallout for like a month because of those damn tunnels I'm proud of you! I hate people who get on power trips like that! irks me! I posted this exact same idea months ago and was lambasted and downvoted to oblivion. Interestingly, it was losing weight - unintentionally. I'd lost 10lbs without really being aware of it until my pants fell down crossing a busy street during rush hour. Tried to figure out what I'd changed, realized I'd been eating less rice and pasta. I was eating about the same amount of food, so I was puzzled, turned to google, and that's how I came across keto. That initial 10lbs had been so effortless that it motivated me to dive in and see what happened. According to my best friend I make slurping sounds. But she's always been too afraid to look at me to see what I'm doing. Does a bear shit in the woods? Damn if only it has a field of weed Did anyone read the comments at the bottom of the article? Are people this stupid? "P Diddy should be the next bond , I'm just sayin'" and "daniel craig is a good actor but a terrible bond" tha fuck? Gross!! But cute deep fryer!! I can see it now. The look on everyone just went . You revealed a whole lot before you said you wouldn't reveal anything. Green, "easy" points? Was this on google pics or something? Someone didn't want to have a baby WOW. This is just....WOW "....vigorously in my mouth." *high* school ??? The 2.5 V6 in my old Dodge Avenger made a fantastic 163 HP Season 4 of Universe? Anyone else notice it's rated PG and also features Will Smith Now I want strawberrys SNG cast . Why do a lot of these look like they're colored in with Crayola washable markers? The more complex the question, more lasting mindfucked. ; Man, Brock Huard is really ROCK HARD. I'll show myself out. Wait, is there a type? The Op is serious. "national selection"? No I didn't I'm sorry if I offended you at all.....omg im terribly sorry. Yeah, so let's keep him down in Grand Rapids most of the season while we put a guy who's scored three goals (one on purpose) in the last 50 games on the second line. No you didn't. ... Chill. Just trying to contribute to the conversation. Agreed . Think on your sins That's what went through my head reading it. Running red lights and almost hitting people? Yea...awesome At least it's nicer looking than the goddamned picture frame icon on my nexus 4 No Google and I. Why is lion wasp yelling at the rock for? That feel when they didn't give any painkiller to me *sigh* Thanks for your comment. The public have this notion that any schleb can order any animal into lab and do whatever (Thanks Fringe SE1E01 ). Nothing could be further from the truth. Animal use in research is strictly regulated and reviewed, and pretty much everything you do to the animals have to be accounted for. In your research paper, the source and genetic background of the animals have to be reported. Using some random pup off the streets just means your results can't be meaningfully reproduced and this defies the purpose of published research. That blatant race card abuse. Apparently "What's mine is mine, what's yours is mine too.." I smell a crossover... oh, wait. You said it improved your balance TIL la6amiyat I don't know, it's in the past. And it's your AMA not mine Just no. Does any one else think that i nailed it and am doing it right? Have an upvote. AND MY AXE! This kills the axe meme. To the front page with you! This. Wow. I don't believe I made to the front page! I'd like to thank god. There's no proof that fairies don't exist either - do you believe in them too? Carl Sagan said it best [Carl.jpg] Repost Not sure if Repost or haven't seen it before [fry.jpg]. If it's a Repost, just use the downvote button! IDIOT! That's what they are their for. I hate being this guy, but you used the wrong 'there'. Irony. Came here to post this. That is NOT irony! Look it up FFS! It's shit like this. Absolutely agree with Sagan. Fuck everything about this! Fuck all the things!!! No, that's an object, I think you mean Rings. No, that's a band of metal, I think you mean Sings. C-C-C-Combo Breaker!! In Soviet Russia things fuck you. go on... That post was almost as bad as Justin Bieber and Rebecca black combined. Louis CK hit the nail on the head with this one [Louis.jpg] Stop posting pics of Louis CK with text! He would hate it! He should have posted in [1] /r/only10subscribers anyway. Neither, Chuck Tesla. You got that from /b/ And /b/ got it from Reddit. Nice try, M. Night Shyamalanan. Your spelling is wrong. I quit life. AND MY AXE! Another LOTR reference! This thread helps my OCD. This doesn't mean you have OCD! IT JUST MEANS YOU'RE particular!!@! This is what OCD is like: [vid] Wadsworth constant applies. Was expecting to read that and will not leave disappointed. My SO made me an axe for my birthday. Awesome or disappointing? Guythatsaysmyaxe: AND MY AXE! Upvote for relevant username. Member for 4 years! Your day has come! Member for 4 years and only one post - You can't explain that. [BillOReilly.jpg] Good Guy Greg Upvotes relevant username. Scumbag Steve Downvotes relevant usernames. One downvote? SBS is a Hipster. Steve! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU* You just edited your post! Hey everybody! This guys a PHONY! A BIG FAT PHONY! This is why we can't have nice things! I'll just be over here then. [sadkeanu.jpg] Forever Alone. Have an upboat. I wish I had more upvotes to give. Wait...is that a spider in the right hand corner? ENHANCE. Someone setup a GUI interface using visual basic. NOPE NOPE NOPE!! [spiderenhanced.jpg] Kill it with fire! Hey Guys, my girlfriend thinks she's [f]at, can you talk some sense into her? [size0model.jpg] Pic is down. Is she...Over 9000?? 9000kg girlfriend? That brings new meaning to....a tonne of fun. Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! To help everyone out - 9000 kilograms = 19 841.6036 pounds How I feel when someone posts "Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" before me [gif]. No one cares how you feel on an internet site. This is not your internet site! There are millions of visiters and they all like different things. I think this Youtube comment said it best [screngrab.jpg]. Nothing has not happened more than that didn't happen. Yeah, I can tell by the pixels. TIL about pixels from a tv show and posted a Wiki article on it. What the actual fuck!! Look how stupid my friends on facebook are. They know nothing about pixels. [screengrab.jpg] AMA Request: That guy on facebook!! Would anyone be interested in a AMA from that guy on facebook? FFS! Just ask them and if people are interested they will ask questions!!!! Okay. [okayrageface.jpg] Look at my cat in a hat - I rescued it from my neighbor's backyard [meholdingcatnexttomyface.jpg]. I want that hat! Shutupandtakemymoney I don't have a cat to pimp for cakeday karma, so here's an elderly person I know. Happy Cakeday! Am I the only one that hates cats? Yes. You are a unique snowflake. Yes. You are a unique pancake. Yes. You are a unique toothache. Y U NO like cats? huh? Next person that posts 'huh?' gets a visit from this guy. [fatguybeingsick.jpg] I don't even... That's it, the internet is officially over. That's enough internet for today. I'm out. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ Hi r/sex, I'm just wondering if it's normal if you get an erection while licking a table. Of course. Anyone who doesn't like it is a victim of society and is homophobic. (285 upvotes) I'm a cop and love to lick tables. Police abusing cooperating table [vid] That table gotta lawyer up! Lawyer up, hit the gym and delete facebook. Fuck the police. Whoa, we got a badass over here! I love the police. You are the 1%. I don't want to live on this planet anymore. If you hate this planet...Does that mean you've been to another? [philosoraptor.jpg] Imgur mirror [1] Urgh. Is there a Reddit for grownups? These memes are getting sad. C'mon. It was funny! I laughed so hard I spat coffee on my keyboard. I laughed so hard I almost woke my roommate and dog up. In Australia you wake your roommate and dog down. I told my Australian roommate I quit facebook. This was his reaction [gif] This is what Cleverbot has to say about facebook. [screengrab.jpg] I copied what Cleverbot said and said it back to Cleverbot. [screengrab.jpg] Yo dawg, I herd you like Cleverbot so we spoke to Cleverbot with Cleverbot so you read Cleverbot while Cleverbot talks to Cleverbot.. We must go deeper.... That's what she said. I don't always go deeper, but when I do it's in your mother. [interestingman.jpg] TL;DR - The concrete set. It's feet are stuck in my driveway and I now have to feed it daily. > WTF What's wrong with her face.. she looks like a 30 year old on a 12 year olds body. Gem First of all, Infantry here, also tanks,Bradley's, etc. have battle drills. Urban and open. These monkeys waving are probably trying to distract the TC from a ambush. Lets be real, if your city is under siege and tanks show up. AH DURP "He is now auctioning off more advertising space on his body to pay for laser removal surgery" That's like selling your car for gas money. Isn't it bad to hold anything in though? 'Murica . We don't ask questions or protest. We just follow. * Since when do penis' go on peoples neck. Definitely a Dodge Intrepid. Lol... Oh, lovely. Fucking Albuquerque. My sister never let me watch WMAC Masters over the weekend, but I was the only one who knew to to block channels. Each saturday morning, I blocked every channel except that one. Gotta get my weekly dose of Kid Carmichael. My one friends favorite was the dad who turned his family into homunculus. He was dead serious. ಠ_ಠ *Paxman ಠ‿ ‿ಠ Trust their opinions people, it's that of the Detroit News and MI Senate Democrats...they aren't biased towards Republicans... /u/PuroMichoacan reinforcing all /r/mexico stereotypes No! It's an alive stuffed cat Your username! AAAAANNNNNNDDDDD We're back! And another timeout. I AM BO DALLAS. No. Did it say cumpress in there? So you've been viewing my post history eh? I'm actually quite surprised by the female responses. 42% think it's Ok if she sexually excites him. 32% if they've dated a long time. Really??? It is never ever Ok. Sorry, I don't respond to logical fallacies. You can take your straw man and go somewhere else. Another person in the theater. "Isn't this about a hobbit?" "no, this is about a boy wizard." "Damn, I've wasted my money!" I have no idea where he got hobbit from Harry potter. If only you could see the maisie/arya posts Very cute, but... puppys Out of all the things you could report, you choose this. Kind of like how in some southern states "nigger" is short for "African-American person"? 8-0-9 TF Regi I want to see the other side of the orange to check for holes . Lol very well written though. It's a dual display, so I added two of them. Two 27" thunderbolt displays at $1000 a piece. Making a flash app to make C++ code to make a level... How much longer could it feasibly get though My first TD was a a downpour from midnight till about 10am. Cleared up and a path about 2" wide dried up on the track. The fast groups went out. Beginner group went back out, resume downpouring I thought you said "Beat them with a brick so they stay still" ಠ_ಠ What are you doing here? Well I'll be *god* damned. Sporting a sperm Hilarious. I was being sarcastic. Oh you did, did you? Guess no one else is named that. > Absolutely, and with their emphasis on freshness, etchin the enjoy by date into the bottle, you always get a great beer. Trust me, you don't want to buy a Yellow Snow only to taste that Bevmo has had it on the shelf since LAST winter It depends on the demographic. I've taught sexual education to college and high school aged groups in low income areas and some of the stuff they believe, especially about rape (and pregnancy ) is shocking. I Don't think he minds #### Or the one with a higher number next to their name For one second there I thought you said "I would've liked a little girl for 5mins straight" ┌∩┐( )┌∩┐ because game breaking bugs are less important than maps.... wtf china... OH Sounds like a pornstar name. This is just sick. Maybe I was living under a rock but I didn't know there were Holmies or Columbiners. Every time I see or hear her it's an instant So you have already won? Pet her? Can pre-Schiller vote? Especially the part about the undercooked meat Skipped to the wrong line after "soon turned into a gap of one" and it said "soon turned into a gap of one hard" Horse meatballs Good one, dude. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ yeah that's exactly what i said please go away Well fuck us then for both being fans of monster hunter! So I have to be the only monster hunter fan in the house to use the data transfer program. Thanks Capcom, thanks a fucking lot. Dat eye shadow. Anything that themes, really. When people see my phone's lockscreen, they're already impressed. Once they unlock it and see my icons, barrel, and ColorKeyboard, they either want to jailbreak or talk about how they would do it if it wasn't illegal and/or they know somebody who knows someone who got a "virus" and their phone broke from jailbreaking Filipino here: Same thing... thanks Spain Requests to have vagina murdered ლ( ლ) Also, realism is not what looks like - a crudely rendered Benicio Del Toro in a drawing that you call - "monkey wearing jetpack" It only takes $300 proprietary tool to remove those "bottem" That just... I have a coworker that always asks that. 30 minutes later.... Oh, that doesn't seem shady at all. Follow the money Brent. What sucks is my Dad probably won't even get it though... why is the net lowered so much for him?? it's normally way higher for me. That is quite possibly one of the best stories I've read on the internet. Thanks for this, and please, no need to reply. Yeah I just found a couple skins that have it as well. I'm only used to her default pic in which she is tat-less. Came back to edit, but you beat me to it "Presented by Jones Oil" It's like a body type 4 bottom on a body type 1 top. Only if you accept reposts as valid currency. The other day I was discussing finding money to buy a new bike with an employee at my LBS. He said, "Well, you have to consider the money you'll get when you sell your old bike." I replied, " " Lol I was being sarcastic It's very sheeny. I just want to run my hands all over you like a total creeper. *does so* hugs and kisses....really lol SUBSCREIBE AND LIKE FOR NEW LOITER SQUAD EPISODES ლ( ლ) Wat My JLC Memovox Awww that's nice of you! I can see you trying to explain to her, "people on the Internet that I've never met, are giving me cool things!" Her face: That's cool! The FedEx guy is kind of a douche.....I hate the fact that they only wanna deliver before 5! I don't get off until five pain in my rear! Dude, your username I live a bit outside and we have to shovel In other News, Canada and Mexico deny electricity to USA seriously? >Imagine if you were made to rent everything you own That's just moronic! She's not nude... NO Hahahaha it'd be kinda crazy if you were...... .....I won't say a word, your secret is safe with me! >Wait...you're a doctor and can't use a comma correctly? Hahaha yeah I try to explain it to people, that its just people trying make somebody random smile that day, and they just ask "what do they want in return for them buying you stuff?" it's so hard to get people to not be so skeptical! I was never invited but I only own games that I want to keep indefinitely Go back to EU Shotbow where you belong Brony How is it going at that angle? you pay a premium Holy Crap! Yes! I played Tropico 3 and found it meh, but 4 is really very fun. My only real grievance is the stupid racist jokes associated with the Middle Eastern and Chinese ambassadors. So legit. Gooooood luck brother!! For fun, I restarted my Pearl after not playing in a long time, and I tried to resist the urge of putting my Lv. 80-100s back in until I complete the game. I tried so much to train a Gible from Wayward Cave, but it took forever. I somehow beat all 8 gyms with only my Empoleon, Staraptor, and under level Luxray and Machoke. I barely beat Volkner only because I used a Stealth Rock Steelix that was 20 levels under. When I got to Victory Road, I said "Screw it! I miss my goddamn Salamence and Garchomp!" I just can't believe I started my journey with that game. I had to restart once because of Cynthia's Garchomp. it just.. flows right out. How often do you find yourself in a situation where people are discussing "hebephilia"? Monty's wife won the argument. WTF Replace the "..." with " " to maximize upvote potential. Nice, sorry I missed it. Damn working late. Ergo, furries Well that's enough Reddit for me today Kobe with that #CoachKobe assist to Blake !! Months, huh? Yes, because its like this 85% of the time Imagen del planeta de los simios. . .el pie de foto pone star wars Yes You went up to the look of disapproval? Usually the last thing he does is sign his signature on it. I was all until I read the Sharpie part. Now I'm a little ashamed to have assumed the worst of a cool dad. I've don't think " " has ever been used more appropriately. Bravo! "Comment". Ironic. (ง )ง Can you British police provide physical proof gangs are rampant and cannabis is the cause. Sounds like Britain is a microfarm for retards it self. ಠ_ಠBoth Blind people have pupils... I like it Not sounding black. -_- I get this from black and white people. Just because you see stuff on TV does not mean it's true or real. I had a manger who was surprised when she moved to the city that black people speak English instead of ebonics like they do in rap videos. ┌∩┐( )┌∩┐ I don't think guilting religious people into playing with venomous snakes (indirectly killing them for their beliefs) is going to prove anything I can't throw things for shit, if I'm lucky I get maybe 15 meter. And at a sports event from my school I even managed to get -6 meters What. Fap fap for sure. * we meet again* I think your entirely correct, awesome analysis, muchos kudos. The reason I chose to say so little is: coming back to this site, I had vivid memories of sending out many many many messages and not soliciting a single response (of course this is due to the natural male/female dynamic of the website). So I said to myself something along the lines of "why on Earth should I take my valuable time to write about myself, there seems to be no point, I'm better off saying something yet nothing and having women generate their own ideas about what I could be." This is what I found myself doing for those women who said so little when I was in that position, but than again individuals and men and women may think differently - that is why I have arrived here. In Africa its also because there are not that many "offensive terms" at most they are mildly offensive so they have no power behind them, unless it's about spiritualism. People generally don't care what other people say because no one gets hurt and there really isn't much time to be arguing over something that petty, unless the way someone said something that affects your income or how you feed your family then its not a problem. Words that are actually offensive a things like being accused of robbery, witchcraft, blackmagic, homosexuality and being a family destroying whore. Even though there is nothing wrong with being gay, at least from my point of view other people will take action - and by that I mean they will burn your house down while you are away or beat you up and take you to the police or all three. So the words by themselves aren't really a big problem, it's the fact that the people around you will join the party and make it their business. Sometimes it good for people to intervene I remember one time I went back to visit home and wanted to buy airtime (it can be sold by anyone on the street) I walked up to one of the vendors and asked for airtime then another vendor showed up and told the vendor1 that this is my spot they started arguing then they both pulled out knives and started trying to stab each other luckily were where in the middle of town and people came and stopped the fight and I ended up buying airtime from both of them. To this day I still wonder what the second guy thought he was going to do, did he seriously think he was going to stab the other guy and then resume selling airtime. All this for a grand total of $4 US dollars worth of airtime " just enough for lunch for 2 people. Not available for Mac. Royals with cheese, with no cheese. I've heard that playing the sound of a baby crying is considered a legit "advanced interrogation technique". I'll take the waterboarding. How the hell did a blind guy do an AMA What does ADD have to do with it? I'm sure that's true..... u/surprise_butt_sex_ An updated PC version would be great. I don't understand why the toddler-toy version is getting this treatment first Haha, racism is funny... I got riiiiiight there the other night and right as I was about to get off and my mother in law called. To ask me if I knew where Big Lots was... I found my biological mother after many years. She wants nothing to do with me. You seem to know a whole lot about "people like me." hot coals. Isn't cyborg transgendered as well? Coming from a guy named manmuscle, idk what to make of this Your username... Yeah, no one uses that. Yes, allowing people to pay for an in-game advantage is the way to go. 5000 Horse cock sized duck lifters. I queefed. My ex asked me to call him Justin Bieber during sex Go fuck yourself with your mother's goat, you spamming pig! ┌∩┐ ┌∩┐ This is really annoying. There were 30 codes. There's only 7 responses. Thee are guys who are just too greedy. Yes, I'm sure you are the ONLY ONE in a feminist subreddit. Laughed till I drooled. Cat decides your naked, horizontal back is the perfect place for a nap. I said this in another CRC thread and people said I was nuts, that you can't collect tolls without booths... You never were called Princess? That was an old coworker's favorite nickname for me. My face reading this comment: :D.... "PHAT SKIDZ AND STEEZY KIDZ" I hate you Mammaskeppskärna 5:37:40 Ville de Grenouille. YOU You obviously haven't seen her price tags "Tastes almost exactly like human" One night, while watching youtube videos, listening through some headphones, i drifted off to sleep and I woke up to something going on in a video that made me believe that our home was being invaded. I flew out of bed, in a daze and grabbed the shotgun to investigate. It was a few moments before I realized what was going on. I had torn off my toenail in the process. There was blood all over the carpet near the bed. I don't wear headphones to bed anymore. **clishe** Says Dracula_Jesus ... Piers Morgan's Life Stories That is orly angel eyes, but I have the entire flash glam FX collection now...all 22 of Em. A friendly melon farm?? Touché... Most education is not made to entertain either **From the article, **: This is where a good teacher would have to give his students credit for a wrong answer because he didn't make the problem sufficiently clear. I fucking hate Michael Several images of men with long beards and turbans metacritic Cool story bro, you forgot to post the pic... Of course, what else can I expect from being a girl on reddit Are you calling Patrick a ginger? Please leave this subreddit. Le Baller Out of Le control Build >:) Y U NO BALLER?? Christ when I read that, I was so unsettled that I felt the back of my head just for reassurance I would love to be in there right now! Would love to be in there too God I hate that shit. I'm a substitute school bus driver, and apparently there's a thing in middle schools where they spray the shit out of someone. Then they say "lawl I just hadji'd you!" GET IT GUYS because indian/paki guys wear a lot of cologne. I hate my job. Oh dear god. A 12 year old could make a better penis. Well, where's the fucking album?!?! [](/sbm) Hmm nice edit you have there... Let me guess, the West Side? Just so everyone knows, the west side is the fake side. Come to the east side for the real L.A. You too.. Mouth.. poop.. I just seen the post on FB, then all of a sudden racism appears in the comments. Really? How the hell can anyone turn that into a racist post? Fascist I had a student who would masturbate in my class and when I had a conference with his mom she told me that it was fine because he has psoriasis. No and I don't think I want to All of my social network pages. Stats from high school football. My father's house phone number What? I at first didn't see "male otters" and only read "males." I feel better... But not by too much. That would be interesting. Everything I have read was that Denver's contract offered more money upfront (I'm assuming a large bonus) compared to Baltimore's. Although Dumervil is not happy with the second year terms either way this has gone on way too long. At this rate I wouldn't be shocked if he had a special similar to "The Decision" I just hope he doesn't go breaking our hearts. It's "... whoever granted me gold", not "whomever". Normally I suppress my inner grammar nazi, but considering you teach English—at a university, no less—I had to comment. Force India are a little bit off a 2.2, maybe a bit more practice required Do you know what kind of havoc that could wreak if they are wearing contacts? Ejaculating what? alright I've seen this for a while but recently have seen the characters drawn getting more and more specific. How is any of this done? Sure... she can just shimmy her torso and voila, you have locomotion A sock must be given remember? How? We must know. Multi 21 Seb, Multi 21 ...Tuesday is not going to be a productive day working from home Riiiiiight. Because a typo at 12:30AM on a Saturday night obviously discredits any credibility I might have. *I NEED 12 CUPS OF COFFEE STAT!!!!* My wife would've killed somebody by now I cannot get over how shitty his chest piece is It's hard to watch my team play we started the season like a shot.....then went back to losing! Not all the time but enough Whaaaaaaa?! It's comforting, tradition, plus it's precious beautiful caffeine I drink iced tea, black, no sugar! Lol Absolutely not! I'm actually quite jealous!!! Great ex! My exes would've watched me drown.... I'm not sophisticated though my ideal beverage is Mountain Dew, because I'm classy like that LOL also, I don't drink it anymore.....I'm too large. I lol at the 80+ who joined toolarmy the days before and are pissed at the price. 100-125 for signed posters, and you people think a signed reissue with a few extras is not going to go for right around that price.... Grow up. Yeah not the best. I thought I MIT be onto a winner too I have to deal with non English speaking persons who don't know what they need and then get mad because I don't speak their language..... I'd love to be bored lol No thanks. I don't need to snoop around others comments and take things out of context. ( )’ Glad you think my choice is goofy. Maybe if you were 5'6" too you'd be as dysphoric about your height as I am. b4 church Watch the Jets still lose tonight So the guys don't like the girls of reddit. Go figure, OP is a faggot Same thing here. Crooked nose Unfortunately I have an extremely over protective mother who blocked safari and added a different browser. What the actual fuck - why did I play this? Dem graphics A son within a son within a son... I should tell you that infact I am not and I do not know how someone can take that type of information from my previous commment He finally reached his goal of 0.00% body fat. That girl behind him is mad cute. At first I though she was a robot That moment when a Duke fan points out a bad call This isn't an invention worth any investment. I even know where they bout the prefabricated parts for the prototype. Unimpressed. It slightly worries me. Can't find it here either What's on your mind that's been bothering you... that you need to vent about? Any confessions? (It is Sunday, ) Get it all out on the table. I don't understand why your comments are getting down voting so I'm sorry This guy.... why the heck you only have internet explorer and the recycle bin at your desktop ? Four year olds are capable of a lot of things! I started learning piano around this age. I think this mentality is why some kids start kindergarten without being able to do anything. WRONG PICTURE "Western-paid shills"? seriously? Hey! Speak for yourself. ~~What~~ Why ~~the fuck are you doing man.~~ are you messing with a North American black bear's pecker ? Boobs aren't sex organs. no Holy downvote Batman! I'd just like to point out that its WWE Creative we're talking about here. Rather see them breach a technicality and have some shock factor instead of a predictable cash in for WHC. Just a thought Way to ruin the circlejerk Aren't you supposed to be a disapproving sack? Why fix what isn't broken? And risk adding $0.02 to each bar of soap made? Sir, this is r/frugal, not r/madeofmoney. ** ** No way I let pool water near my ball valve like that..... Fun Fact: Broke my glasses and lost a shoe while trying to escape a mosh-pit at a **Christian** event . Oh no...there is nothing here... So, rather than stay and see if the dog could be saved, you stalked the woman, and keyed her car once she left it? Wow, you're like a fucking superhero! This is demeaning to women. When people use the wrong subreddit. Why do I have you tagged as lemon dick? Yeah I'm stuck on tomb raider ##** ** I think it was 20/20 that aired an episode of "Porsche" girl. They banned the photos from the web but I somehow managed to find a site where they had them. This was my reaction Yeah I don't know wtf happened in my brain just there but I had totally convinced myself that the bottle of ph down that I've just used not 20 mins ago and have been using the stuff for 6 years was in fact ph up You've already failed. Bro that's twice as much as me in half te amount of time You're a gentleman/woman and a scholar. Thank you I'm happy to help Thanks for advertising these cheats, so that now more people will know what they are and look for them. Isn't that a classy sign. You know more than one? Is anybody else wary of what a nutrition bar called "Turbo Shred" might do to your colon? In the earliest days of reddit, I was semi-Internet-famous as one of the exceedingly few current (and, later, former) Apple Employees to blog about the company. I wish I could remember what username I was using at the time so I could dig up some, but all the time someone would front-page one of my blog posts and I'd leave a comment clarifying something... Only to be told, quite ferociously by what felt like half of reddit, that I had no idea what the blogger was talking about. *Dinkleberg! * What? Well fuck. I play classical bass and I just performed a concert and we played one of the songs they used in that porno. I can never listen to Night On Bare Mountain by Mussorgsky the same way ever again That lady is this meme probably has the most punchable face of ANY meme The real question is how can you log out I saw that too. MFW: Tou actually made me go back and look... I tried price matching at Best Buy with the Best Buy website. The sales guy said that that was the online price and they couldn't price match. Then he confidently said their was a mistake in the system and I could buy it for the online price... This makes me so angry. they look like that couple from hot fuzz Well, that escalated quickly ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ What are you doing to do Get a full face The card itself isn't that good. In the last picture, it looks like he's going "Dude, why hell are you taking pictures of my piss?" We have that in Colorado too The you know these concerns me Lucario's just...watching... Now we have white backgrounds and people use that grey as the text colour instead. Here's the thing, though: I don't look like that. I may be over exposed from standing too close to the light in the picture I posted, but my skin doesn't look like what you did... have you got a wide angle shot? i want to see if there's anything on the other side of that tree Dude.. My cat that won't SHUT THE HELL UP. In that case, you and he should be all three branches of the federal government What happens when he's finished? **ಠ_ಠ** **ಠ_ಠ** **ಠ_ಠ** **ಠ_ಠ** **ಠ_ಠ** **ಠ_ಠ** **ಠ_ಠ** **ಠ_ಠ** **ಠ_ಠ** **ಠ_ಠ** **ಠ_ಠ** **ಠ_ಠ** **ಠ_ಠ** **ಠ_ಠ** **ಠ_ಠ** **ಠ_ಠ** **ಠ_ಠ** **ಠ_ಠ** **ಠ_ಠ** **ಠ_ಠ** **ಠ_ಠ** **ಠ_ಠ** ** ** As a Scottish person. This fucking annoys me so much. It works for about about two hours... Then it makes your coffee taste like sludge. Because they are just not all facing the other way.... Try living in Potsdam She *knows* him Nah, Dale is more like I prefer passwords like ΘΩβζ๔๘สิบ, (though longer and with the letters (greek) and numbers (thai) not in alphabetical order, of course). Good. Forget using a forklift, why is he supporting the engine in the first place? I can only think of one or two engines that have mounts that attach the the head and none that would cause the engine to move were you to dismantle them. Unless he decided to do a clutch, ya know since the head was off. I refuse to believe he was serious. Learn to carry? He just started playing I liked your advice, but then I realized that I have you tagged as "Ol' Steelball Rubberskin"... I like to think I try, but sometimes I can't hold back These apply to pretty much any big city. Typical New Yorker thinking that theirs is the only one that matters. Wait... This is the second post of mine you have glared at... I see a pattern... I used to say "Hold on one cotton-pickin' second" when I was really young (like 6 or 7). When I was 20, it just popped in my head that I was racist when I was a kid Nice try Mark Twain Is that Comic Sans Whatever I expected to see...it wasn't that... If I had to come up with one thing to tell a new Saab owner, it's this. You're going to have a love/hate relationship with that car, but you'll forever keep coming back and no matter what you will always have a quirky attachment to it. The goofy little things about the cars stay with you. And next time you go to drive another car, watch out. You might just stab a hole in its shift boot. Ask me how I know. Take it easy... do you really know this is not a comedy series? 6000 karma worth of sack posts. I love that August was a foil for Snow, and in turn this was a episode of Redemption for more than just them too (w/Emma promising never to lie to Henry again). Also, I love that Charming knew what to say to give her that final push to truly being Snow White again, much better than being a bird brain haha. But just as it was getting all sweet and mushy...Tamara and Owen Yeah! Getting raped definitely makes her a WHORE. Trolling with straw man arguments again I see. I read that as fisting Now try to use the door knob. I like how super tall douchebags push through instead of trying to move with the flow and then just smile at you when you give them this face Damn those bitches looooove the dick! An earthquake. Or some street dogs attacking me. Or dying of dehydration. Central America is not the safest place! So what were the cool kids doing when you guys were filling up 12000 cups with water and putting them on the floor? New Jersey drivers driving in NYC. It has now What were you doing at the massage parlor? Or sitting bare naked on one of the train seats, washing himself with paper towels go away, flower. Because television network boundaries aren't created based on distance from ballparks. ######** ** >That means we will be seeing posts with people ~~giving away~~ selling their multiple codes the received, right? I want my up vote back This is the cutest thing I have ever seen! Give it to me ლ( ლ) Lol gtfo with that I chop up kielbasa to make a point shit. Hey! I live in Akron You should unbury thediary Hey, this could be the guy's kink. Some folks get off on the humiliation stuff. I got no problem with whatever gets people off unless it is being forced on someone else (like this). So... 2 half dressed men a puppy and a teddy bear where's the rape van and the lolly pops So says Israel? It was a long fucking of a wombat weekend! I've said too much. How dare you park a vehicle in a place designated for the parking of vehicles! Cool story bro... Great way to highlight how disorienting the battle room is, shove a giant planet in the background. The enemy's gate is down, and by down I mean where the giant planet is... You didn't even edit *slowly enough*. You username... Why am I up voting this? He got detention for saying "starting a fire"? I missed this post, so here's an upvote and one for providing for the other ladies of reddit. But what has been seen can not be unseen . Who took the pictures... Jezebel. 5% of men and 10% of women think the earth is bigger than the sun How does she not died? I read that in a heavy Russian accent I was worse, I wanted to be a garbage truck... What drove me crazy was when she was talking about Jorah, she pronounced Mormont two different ways in the same sentence. Basically a home game for Louisville. This was the first post I've seen in a while that made me say WTF out loud. This is impossible Because, you know, you didn't put that sign there or anything...Pssh, who would do *that?* What if it was a called a god damn fumble like it should have been "Where did you study science?" She mentions visiting the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History. Salt How do I use a VPN to download torrents? Excuse me for being dumb about it ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠ_______ಠಠ--___~>}}|ಠಠ DAE I'm looking at you Aaron thefuckk wants to watch your children... Oh yeah. Razer Kracken Pros are some of the best out there. I used to own a pair, before they got STOLEN. too much of another investment for another one. I just need a headset for some hardcore BF3 ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I tried but I couldn't find the people hosting them, like their usernames and stuff lol I may just be too daft to computate and interweb tho! Diamonds don't shine, they reflect!! It's so weird. I literally just saw this theory and I'd never seen it before. What do you know, three days later I'd see this freaky crap again!!!!! welp I am feeling disturbed yet slightly turned on by this. Doesn't the word "rapping" warrant two p's? Hide yo' kids, hide yo wife!! Still no idea what you were trying to say Tire brand please?? "Supreme Polka Dot Hoodie" 2 minutes? I WILL STILL CUT RATTO BUT REFS IM LOOKING AT YOU RIGHT NOW My Granny has done it nine times. Can't even imagine... Right, cause laws are infallible Look at the url. I just said I don't want to fuck their assholes. ... I was going to say ... How do you not know Third Eye Blind? Oh. Of course not................... Easy for you to say. Whos the one waiting 3 hours? I laugh at every single shit story I loved the twist when you said I have diapers I'm like, but I guess it was the best choice. The more you use or xD the less you use your words, thus the less people have to gauge your maturity on, thus downvotes. Then again we're on a subreddit dedicated to using gifs to express meaning so this disdain for emoticons is a bit ironic. How? Why? You poor bastard. I like it. What do you mean "old cartoon"? This doesn't happen to anyone else? Schizophrenia ≠ DID ≠ otherkin bullshit Newman \\(ಠ ಠ)/ There is a no-smoking sign next to you, but the train clearly smokes... This shows the massive problem of bots getting codes before humans can. We need a better system. You woldn't say if you were, right? Great, I'm probably on a watch list now. \\(ಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠ ಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠ)/ But... What was his reasoning...? Goatse from the inside ( ) You're being a dick Riding my bike and a bee flies, ass first, up my nose and stings the shit out of the inside of my nose...just happened yesterday. Typical Socrates. Always the party pooper. Literally huh? what sequals... ...WAT Them? Your on reddit! You are part of the monster As far as the second one. My mother still stands by the fact that I am way too straight to possibly be gay. No trees. It's actually a decent ending. This movie's one of my guilty pleasures. It's **not** a well produced film. I get the impression the producer got a rough draft of the script and decided "Let's start filming right away!" She sounds like a real keeper Well it was pretty obvious from the get-go. But they didn't do anything more than foreshadow it then, bam, I'd expect a bit of crazy behavior before going off the rails. I suppose the bathtub scene was a bit of a bridge, just pretty brief from "I'm so stressed, I'm depressed" to "HI I HAVE NO EYEBALLS." downvote for criticizing someone's shitty tattoo that someone made while high as fuck... I would rather appreciate sun bathing Leona and moon bathing Diana package. ITT: People posting twice ITT: People posting twice Being them! Bring them all, just not into the festival Is this, , your MO? What, Compression Bear don't compress? Your right, my thesis at university on optical laser spectrosphocy was all for shit then! c'mon not everyone on the Internet is dumb and uneducated, and I was making a joke and what I write here is to be taken very lightly indeed. ಠ_ಠ Whelp, thanks for the help* everyone. *Shitty phone quality picture* is just one of the many things wrong with this You can run but you cant hide Did you *really* take that? "Rush Limbaugh's soft, shitty body" is a card in that game guess 6000 years of planning is coming to a naught ... just like your failed attempt circa 1840's ? that must hurt. Sorry, I just double-checked - I can type in 9 characters, but the serial number is 10 characters long (not including the 4 digit code that starts with 'G') Nobody tell him until he updates all 88 of his apps... Slender. That is very disturbing. What if you both never have snow? /r/im14andthisisWTF Ahhh I see, forgive me. It seems ..../u/yoloswagmoneyphresh ....has already provided. Not to be "that guy", but it's reckless cat-owning types like you that are preventing the decent cat-fearing people of the UK from being able to buy Surfaces. \\(ಠ ಠ)/ A reference that I didn't get, hence why I was asking. Suspicious stare: *Update* Only two other people have received this email. Boss said to stop spending all day on the internet and actually work. My face = . Then much laughter ensued. no. I should take a bath Yup. Started dating my first uncircumcised guy 3 years ago. The first time I watched him piss (in b4 ), I was like, "You... you wring it out? Like a wet t-shirt?" I've heard it help whitens your teeth #### My cousins have one and when she gets to hot the have to put a cloth on her vagina You said you *almost* shat yourself, but then you said that afterwards, you changed your loadout. Oh god. It's cool, I don't need affordable living close to where I work. PGY - 6 here. All these work hour rules were made by a bunch of week fleas . Give me back my 100+ hr week where I LEARNED!!!! As a guy named Van... We were in the Lordroom of SC with 50 men and 6 golems when we were all kicked off the game Something so amazing should not be illegal It seems like some people in this thread are posting "helpful examples" of the aforementioned abuse. That's awesome. I'm a nurse and work with nurses who constantly lecture me that "you need carbs" 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Oh I get it now. It's funny and makes sense, because its accurate. . Maybe that's a hidden use for Rollback! I was in the dark once.... Never again Waiter: "would you like some tea sir? Me from now on: "hhmmmm…Nope!" ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Whatever happened to duel masters WOC best card game ever... Pony porn? Oh snap! Well, I can't say I'm too surprised. That guy always kinda gave me the creeps. You just said she never gave up on it. Honestly laughed harder than anything in the world. There must be something wrong with me . ಠ_ಠ Everything OK over there ? Laser pointers at the GK? Stay classy Mexico *puts down bag of popcorn* The one made into the burning Twin Towers... His name ends with 11 I took that far too literally Wow, saving if I ever get invited to a formal dinner! She looks exactly like my cousin. The Northern Ireland... Yeah, it's not like every commanding officer from Star Trek the motion picture onward wore red or anything... I too live in Texas. Where I am, most parks close at 10:30, and between 10:30 and 10:45 cops ALWAYS come rolling around to make sure everyone has left. My brother and I have both had run-ins with the police about being at the park too late or making too much noise. But then again, my neighbors will call the cops if someone's exhaust on their car is too loud or if they see a group of teenagers "suspiciously" walking home from Whataburger at 9:30 pm... /r/AnimalPorn Gross Off to the vet we go.....and only one of us returns.... Real fuckin clever. They're to die for. Why isnt this a video? I'm Iranian Ok I thought this was cool until I scrolled down ლ( ლ) Trying not to think about it Japan did this during WWII. It's called vivisection [](/rdwhat) No. ^^; Those are not screenshots I cringe at the thought of letting any trimming device near my beard, seriously I have nightmares one of your favorite games? The V2 links? Tried mine on those, still 2/10 I'll let you know when my ovaries descend. there is no need to be rude. When you are tormented for 9 years it is hard to let that shit go. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ◡ಠ ಠ_ಠ *Cox Enterprises* that is odd, it does not do that on mine Seriously? Kreig? Come on, his name has been posted all over this subreddit and you still spell it wrong? and we will be watching You are in a wood, you forgot your name. Many different names and letters are spinning around you and every time you try to grab one of them, they avoid you or slip away. Not a single name was given that day Insinuate much? I just asked how it happened, never once did I say I did not already buy the game. I own it legit. Los niños son obligados a ahorrar de manera que saliendo de 4 medio pueden comprar una casa propia..... Oh man, this phrase is particularly rage-inducing for me. I remember being corrected by my English teacher. I'd said it correctly, but instead she corrected me and said it was "could." They should have said will launch I take it you missed the part where I said, " Natural is always better for the mom and baby ". It was terrible BEFORE she had the epidural as well. And for the record, while I don't have a medical degree I have watched a shitton of ER and Clooney taught me alot. SGFY in your epiglotomus Now I gotta go take my meds I am unsure if it has been mentioned but Olive Garden serves lunch from 11am-4pm. Receipt says 14:09. Those are dinner menu prices. I am unsure if it has been mentioned but Olive Garden serves lunch from 11am-4pm. Receipt says 14:09. Those are dinner menu prices. I thought: maybe he thinks it works like touchscreens (logical!) but he made a picture of the screen and… All the romaji make perfect sense ... if you add the American drawl At my school. ONE PLY. Well his minecraft name does not. I don't know I've never had to have one And getting crumbs all over her new jumper haha I'm just a crazy conspiracy theorist. It'll be an interesting mechanic to have spies, like a big game of the Departed A girl I knew in highschool was talking about getting her clitoris pierced and pronounced it as you described. Buddies and I chuckled it off, thinking she was being funny with the pronunciation but then she kept on repeating it to the point she was beating a dead horse. We just sort of until the realization of it all finally smacked one of us and they stepped in to correct her. Your name.. You know, it kinda worked in Xenogears. Didn't bug me at all. The Xenosaga approach to it was kinda odd to me, though. All of the sudden your battle android is Jesus's mom. I don't know, but I'm not charting these. Because she's here Holy shit why did this go viral People need to calm down. It's just a darn image. Stripclub foreclosure sales, 2nd hand grind pole, tasty Up voting racism? The answer everyone in this tread came here hoping for, and it's at the bottom. The worst-than-9gag-repost-site? Neither is stealing Are you saying crisp Canadian beers are shit? We know where you're going with this. Stop it. Oh the mods are on to you now AUVID for your accidental reporting Girls poop??? ಠ_ಠ. . . *ಠ_ಠ* . . . . ** ** Gentoo gets new versions of GNOME about 6 months after they're released… too many packages and too few GNOME maintainers. Why do I not live in Canada PDF version? Too soon. ... DAE CEPTION XDDD I'm only a virgin cause I don't wanna risk getting a girl pregnant, but I could have sex whenever I want. No means "NO"! Decided to make his first prototype the 1000$ perk on kickstarter I heard what you said Or their LGS has overpriced product. I absolutely refuse to buy anything from mine other than dollar singles that I don't feel like waiting to have shipped online, but even they are pretty overpriced. They offered me $40 for a revised Plateau, a Tarmogoyf and Avacyn, claiming that no one wanted them and they wouldn't see play anymore... How so? The water coming from their hot water tap is the same as mine. Lying motherfucker. You don't have a car. Whenever I tell someone That I would not like them to use the n word.... Then they tell me it's cool because they grew up poor with "black" friends.... . Why do you have to make OP look like a faggot? I..don't even.. I don't even have an SSD and I get this in some games That's awesome! Not awesome is your fake cop car search light For a few years in high school I helped the health department teach 7th graders about sex. The nurse who oversaw my lectures was pregnant the last year I taught and the hormones were making her slightly different than her usual self. During the part where I explained sex is natural and not shameful, the nurse butted with a highly inappropriate question: "Boys, what does it feel like when you get an erection?" Now, 12 year old boys will refuse to acknowledge their boners in front of all their classmates, so no one spoke up. She pestered on, "Speak up boys! What does it feel like?" While I'm in the front of the room with this face / She resorted to call out on someone. No, she couldn't call out on the class clown or the boy who either needs Ritalin or abuses it, she calls out on the on shy boy who seems to have no friends and I feared was being bullied already. Nice try. You really think this will work I know I will get downvoted to oblivion but I first read this as "she couldn't make it to porn..." and went from to -_- Former vegetarian here - vegetarian 'meat' is a stupid idea. If you are a vegetarian don't try to disguise your food as something it is not. Portobello and eggplant sandwiches with sauce for example are not something to grind up and try to "disguise" to others or yourself as a burger just so you can feel like you 'fit in' with meat eaters. If you are a vegetarian - BE a vegetarian and don't try to hide it. You never see meat being formed and ground up disguised to look like a salad or a chunk of broccoli - so for vegetarians to do that with vegetables formed to look like meat is just plain stupid. Veggies are great - be proud and not be a hypocrite that says "I wish I could eat meat but I have this veggie burger that LOOKS like meat so maybe no one will think less of me.."... Ooh, looks like I hit a nerve. Facts tend to do that. Sorry. No shit it . It is a very good game though. It's great for me now that I'm working nights and never get to play with anyone here. I've still got 3 more hours here tonight. I recommend trying the demo if anyone is bored, though. There was an episode of Hoarders with this situation except the lid to the toilet didn't close. Funny how it wasnt an american soldier who said it either I pledge my pitchfork to the king in the BestBuy Or they can watch us PT or eat chow. My wife's heart.. I'm in England and you still have a cake icon. Purple. Blood. ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ at first I was like but then I loled My teachers name is Ms. Wallace. The mental image you burned in my head will never be removed. Pic of a butthole below.. This is all types of crazy Don't feed the bears! ** ** The 50 some-odd Texans on your team would prove otherwise. Not me but my friend. She grew up in the Philippines and had a pet dog. They let their dog play and run around outside. One evening, their dog doesn't return and they go looking everywhere for the dog. The next day, in their neighbour's garbage they see a bunch of fur. My friend and her family thinks their neighbours ate their dog. Look it up. Type in exactly "Blue waffle" on google images. I dare you. Orange and Blue contrast Well this thread got quiet in a hurry... Ferret-hater in the comments I agree that firing an employee is not "bad management." However, this straightforward analysis just isn't going to fly in a realm where the public's eye is turned towards TSM as a whole. Giving light to this fact, reforming an employee is always an option when they say they want to stay, that's where "management" comes in. How successful would pro athletic teams be if they dropped a player straight-up every time they IDK got arrested for drunk driving, breaking equipment, killing people in the past yeah, American Football. The deal is, you don't destroy the opportunity to make money on a franchise when a star player is still exploitable (as horrible as that sounds in plain speech). I just down voted everything that you have ever submitted, and made your overview my home page so I can down vote everything you post in the future. You just made a enemy! Who else thought they were getting a skype message watching this No snus? 1x3 Yeah, it's even worse than Walmart He also drinks his own piss in music videos Together we represent the greater California He wants a closer look, I suppose. Redditor for 13 hours . I got an iPad and its great for PDFs and reading and general mucking around (alien blue, ), but I am planning on buying a MacBook Air or ultrabook in the near future and I'd recommend you do the same, just like others have. You can't produce solid study/ typing/ document creating on a tablet, nor have the power to use software (like compiling code or using solidworks or photoshop, for example.) Mother of god.... Invented by Steven KILGORE > I'll meet you in there, my captain Source? Galaxy s3 bitch ┌( )┘ Fricking. I'm not going to downvote you. I'm just going to give you one of these... First i tought he was covered in mini zoidbergs There's a sub reddit for this its called /r/borderlands Google is watching you fap You aren't making sense lol "Part of their contract is, if they receive a compliment, they receive an hour’s pay" Wow, what a cunt. So many people suffer from cancer and she just makes it up to whore attention. Almost makes me wish she'd get the real deal . I think he meant SimCity Reminds me of that starvation myth fad from a while ago. Fatties were claiming that if you ate under 1200 you'd actually gain weight Please don't steal and repurpose my username Perhaps, you should reflect and realize there are more techniques and strategies than you know. If there are multiple people saying you're wrong, maybe there is just a slight chance you are. More than one way to skin cat, be humble and perhaps you'll understand that one day. You're arrogance is the only thing pissing you off. >>PC gaming is dead remember? The pirates killed it. Mine just crashed I believe that a lot of conservatives feel this way, it's just difficult change the party rhetoric This show is terrible Wanna roll in the...hay? I can safely say I have never heard of any of them. I'm a medicinal chemist, and they sound very inorganic/physchem-y, would that be right? I'll look them up later for my own info for sure. who does this You disrespectin Hawkeye? He loves macaroni, why dont you? are you saying that because... you totally understand where i'm coming from? or... are you judging me? A fucking soap opera. Damn. You March 30th. Hah! Now I am thinking of the other things he could have staged... Yeah, and I'm the troll . > do you even 90s ?? Wrong no one deserves to be raped GAWWWWD How'd you know I was in NY? ( ) I live in Oz but I'll sign up to your stinking newsletter anyway because MUWAT is my favorite line at the moment. recommendation: "drastically reduce state aid to schools"? Yeah, that sounds like a greeeaaaat idea. I don't like that motivational; my mom and I both sit like that Wait a second....that's not a prank.... I BET YOU'VE NEVER WATCHED A CLASSIC GEM LIKE LE FUTURAMA A man shaving his beard is not wtf.. She needs her little fat ass beat!.. yeah great, max volume and everyone at home. Well, so many people should be in debt right now.. Good thing we're using Cake 1.3. That 2.3 looks pretty darned slow /s Sauce pls Am I not pretty enough? Is my heart.... NO! That's what they want us to believe That'd be epic, thanks man. Also, runescape? I can not give enough faces. Vore? Okay. I think you have a bigger problem if your stomach is on the outside.. He.... he chased the Singed..... Seriously? Not sure if you're trolling or not Oh~! I dont have any sour cream! Sadface. I just moved into a new apartment so Im lacking a few necessities. Like salt. I swear that the title has also been used before. Possibly word for word I award you with a . I'd be more worried about the shit Gottlieb said... King Albert farted. Suspicious bastard is looking the other way. Couldn't stop staring I... wat? Took you a month to come up with *that*? You are receiving a look of disapproval at this time from this corner. So it applies to *every game ever.* Kim Jung Un must be god sent also You're doing the "lol" thing again Had a friend do this, however the conceive date was when she was in Europe for a month. Without her husband Mind-fucked by a parrot Dear god, she's so right; she's left. Word, my graphics card costs twice the amount of normal Xbox's. Hell my computer costs $2400. Don't judge me cause it costs this much, I'm still building it... I started about 4 months ago. Thank you! Why isn't this the top comment. I'm looking at you fellow redditors. so...not being a fit capable parent who selfishly acts without considering the kids welfare justifies irresponsible actions that affect the child negatively by running or changing names and hiding from law and family... ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ > "Converts to atheism". You are over exaggerating just a little. Except that time he won the Super Bowl, as a Chiefs fan... Sounds a lot like minecraft. . Usually people just think it, not make an entire photomontage and reddit post "Gorilla" warfare? I call shenanigans That link is purple. Maeda and Kimura were Judoka. ...he's absolutely right... unfortunately I know so fucking little in regards to this subject that not only I cannot contribute to this conversation in any regards except satire. Also, I wish I had the motivation to research this at least to some small degree but it's late and I am exhausted. I'll have plenty of motivation tomorrow when it's about cats though no doubt You're gonna have sticky sheets if you dont already... Thank you, Dr. zman0900 . Did you guys get to third base? Scissors or anything hot? If so, what's it like going "all the way" with a sight impaired hottie? What do you mean "they"? Your reading way to much into it. It just sounded creepy, that's all. Damn, how come every time I go hiking all I find are beer bottles and used condoms??? Coolest thing I ever found was a condom being used. Scared the shit out of those two dudes Just like Instagram but.. But.. I don't know. I think it's more of a shock value comment because if that was truly believe by that person he wouldn't be eating the shellfish (it's in Leviticus) along with a poly-blend shirt, and I believe that there might be something against eating pigs because of how dirty they are, but I am not sure. Either this is one of those moments where you want to look at them like and the ignore the comment and continue talking. > Not sure if poo or m&m's. Green Welp, that's depressing. I failed a python course I had to take at university. I'm 26. Dude, look at me, I am living in China and have no wiiu also, and most people play Japanese version ... ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ You totally stole that from that professors AMA not too long ago . I always assumed it was because of size. I mean, if a horse saw me (6'0", 200 lbs) walking up to it like "Ok buddy let's go jump some shit in that competition" it would probably get all with its horse face. Not every hat is a fedora... >Also, Firefox is not nearly as user friendly to develop for as Chrome On a related note. I have the same reaction when maps of the US are shown on TV (for weather and such) and they completely cut off the Rio Grande Valley. It's like we totally don't exist. Looks like High Galifreyan to me... Umm every provider does that with everything...Internet, cellphones, cable tv, satellite etc.. . Ever check your cell phone plan 6 months down the road? Theres usually better plans than yours..My cell phone plan changed from 1 gb to 6gb for the same price..You cave to call and change these things ,They don't do it for you....You agreed to a contract with certain profiles and services and speeds for certain price. Why would you expect your provider to modify your contract on your behalf??? No shit "You can't have your cake and eat it".... ... Why does it gotta be a *kids* bedroom..? ...........that can't be real. No. **Hole-ey Shit?** forget the price, look under more info...... you must be a blast at parties. Where do you fit Dolby 7.1 if it's not in the RAM I think that Puppysmasher ( ) here is saying that Yoshi pipes on a Triumph are not something that you usually see and, at least for my bike, are not that great. Usually, you would see Arrow or Akra pipes. My friend got suckered into one of those. It was air purifier sales. That's because it can read minds and you are thinking about putting your dick in it! Forget the actual article, I first read OP's title as "A girl witnessed 14 people being raped by two men on a bus" Wut... ONLY DICUSS CATS, LE REVOKED Wait what....you mean ..the dog aswell ?? In VS sizing I'm a 32AA But it's nowhere near bedtime yet, why would you be going to your.... oh... I see Totally did not. Apparently it is also against the rules there.... ((Holy shit xD That was great. I had to read Pride and Prejudice for an English project, and I was so flipping disappointed when they didn't kiss )) The latter. More like if it was the husband and a cable mare. But she is 44. I also search for a good keyboard atm and many people have recommended me the trigger. The only problem would be I LOVE blues but I cant find one with blues here in Germany. It also costs so much more than in the US like 130 euros is there any shop which has a trigger with blues and ships internationally? i'm looking at you sushi haters Really if she's showing me something from VS I'm not going to care about the colour. What the hell "Show dont tell." "Use inner monologue." How sweet That's how they tell me I got the role! Cynthia, I'm sure you mean well but this is the wrong place to be advertising your business.... or movie i thought there's more new unusual effect than divine and cursed i was like "cured?" That farted a lot part gets me. Not looking forward to ever meeting her IRL. As a Shade-blind person I thought Canada's favorite sport was Kickboxing at first glance. .. So far Literally everything I associate with reddit contains none of those letters This is literally the top post on this subreddit *right now*. I think it took me 13 days to get my first response. How dare you You don't know what you're asking to be unleashed upon the world what would your programer say? If you aren't scratching and loving that puppy in the next 10 seconds Mr./Mrs. GoldenRoad, we're going to have some issues. I just watched this episode. There is no way this show is real. Everything is staged and the writing is corny. Horrible television. I don't know what I expected from Spike tv. that's gay porn damn faster then i could do it, i'm 26 well ouch. Any idea about how much she charges for two cavities without insurance? I went to one dentist this past week who quoted me at 400 for 2 Read as mama castration With... Animals? Where in Alaska? Maybe you've seen my girlfriend It isn't a zeppelin icon. Go springtomize> status bar> use custom carrier logo. Then just copy and paste in that spot Ya, I can't imagine having EVERY OTHER TOOTH IN MY MOUTH yanked. Nice try amazon Somebody swiped my car downtown a couple years ago with their side mirror. The entire length of my car plus white paint scraped on the bumper. Of course no note, 2k in damages. My car had 1100 miles on it Haha DAE gay rights?ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I think that is the least of their problems... Dat voice... You got a problem with freedom?! Cool story bro! As a Canadian, why does the middle part of the USA even exist? I didn't think of it. Ha, ha, nope. I tried this OPI nail polish at Sephora. I had to put white nail polish on as a base for the nail polish I chose to show up and create an effect. I had an accident with the razor and it chipped off my thumbnail. I can't be around sharp things! Reality Kings? I blame the media. Everyone is on the lookout for early warning signs because now every single time one person snaps, everyone hears about it instantly and everyone becomes Captain Hindsight. I don't care. I'm still not gonna smile. That clump was too distracting I have a cold, so I looked up my symptoms on WebMD. Guess what guys. I have cyanide poisoning. Ask her out. Wear a rubber ...I finally understand the title.... Those damn Florida women are making us look bad! ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Reopst why do I see an erect penis wearing a robe I was riding with a friend who had purchased, and was wearing, a full Waldo costume. He looked exactly like Waldo too. At red lights, he would stare at people beside us until they saw us and then he would just drive away slowly while they sat there staring with this face like " " Imagine the fish you can catch with that At least I win something, Last time I "won" something I really didn't, Also this post will get downvoted because it has the word downvoted in it. Also @_@ will get downvoted while will not. I was told by my 10th grade English teacher than Finny and Gene *A Separate Peace* couldn't possibly be gay because the book was a Christian allegory. Really? It's clearly a human in a costume. I would definitely get off to that. Oddly enough, I wonder why people are not buying 60$ games as much. I meanz, who wouldnt LOVE to do that! Wait, do you mean to say that coming of age in Samoa was an absolute crock of shit? I'm shocked. I had a nightmare that my pleco got out and had half my hand in its mouth that's just fucked up.. wow, you're right. I'm one keystroke away from actual rape. Totally. These are revolting, as are about 99% of patterned jeans on the market. Great job and all. I mean I'm sure it tastes great, but that looks fuckin disgusting I've lost a lot of friends because of that sub. Would ask to date/fuck. Those kids don't have a business license and won't pay taxes, good job supporting terrorism Well "less cleaner." Ass to Ass What exactly is the point of your job again Nope no chinatown bro You look wonderful May be its the same man....he is cheating on his goat wife with another goat now Did anyone else expect a joke about boners *big boned* This post have such high karma/bandwith ratio ಠ ಠ And his name is A_Good_Soul Lets all love EA now! Same here. Was at a job interview yesterday and was asked if I wanted water before we started. Wasn't thirsty at all but said yes in case I got thirsty so it wouldn't interrupt things. 3min in I finished it. Are you watching Radio Shack commercials? I think you just see what you want to see careful, we all know what curiosity does to cats What the hell are you putting in your tea? Where did I say it did? Yeah, then when the good ends in a tragic game 7 loss, people pour in from neighbouring cities and townships and wreck your city One in four people is a sociopath?! "face companies" I didn't read the title first. Top hit is Magic the Gathering. Look at his ankle Your name... Is great! Don't thing about bad things when you have a boner, you will get very weird fetishes later Wonder if this is the Jen that I know..... A week away from the new season and I've seen Mad Men on the front of r/gaming twice in a handful of days I read the first sentence as 'We have a children's jail at our local zoo' Just got this booted from r/funny Jesus Christ. Did no one teach these guys to not talk with their mouths full? Did you just exclaim a smiley face? ! wut? When a guy says "yeah buddy" I don't know why. Raiders. Did you just exclaim a ? ಠ~ಠ I've got the weirdest boner right now Are you sure the trail isn't used for cross country running or anything like that? There is a park by me that has "run", "walk", "sprint" spray painted at various points throughout a trail that is used for this. Actually, I just assumed that's what it's for. Now I'm not so sure Pues, mi Telcel (medido con la app de SpeedTest para iPhone) me da 6Mbps de bajada y 1.5 de subida. Mi Iusacell (medido con la misma app pero para Android) sigue sin poder encontrar un servidor para hacer la medición. Y siempre ha sido así, nunca he tenido servicio estable con Iusacell. Extrañamente tengo mejor servicio de voz con ellos que con Telcel, lo malo es que cobran 5 pesitos el minuto. Did you switch price stickers? Waffleberg Apparently I'm the only one with a vita "knifeporn" (╯ )╯︵ ¡ɹoop ɐ ɟo ʇsoɯ pu∀ 1st screenshot We had a saiga with us Your username suggests otherwise Oh what a novel idea.. Reminds me of this time in high school when some people robbed a Home Depot and led the police on a chase. Well, that chase ended when the morons drove on the wrong side of the road and crashed into a car, and my friends car. Fun times Killed the children and buried them? Wait, wut Nobody's buying those lies, casual__t. I didn't realize Leatherface raped people. I was a 14 year old 90 lbs little girl and was sneaking out of the house to go to a party. This party was with my best friend at a house of friends of hers that I didn't know. She told me her friends were going to pick her up, then drive to pick me up. After I sneak out and hang out behind a nearby corner for the car, I spot the car that she told me to keep an eye out for: a dark blue van with multicolored painted windows. I climb into this van with no seats in it, painted out windows, and no handles on the inside. Also not on the inside: my friend who said she was going to be there. Turns out she decided not to sneak out, but didn't tell me. Just two guys in their 20s in the seats up front. When I ask about my friend, they said she chickened out, but I was there now so it was all good now. Then they exchanged looks and snickered. They already started driving somewhere, and I had to sit on the floor with no windows and no handles to get out. Yeah, that was the moment I knew I was fucked. No pun intended at all. it's a miracle I survived and was returned home alive. Was expecting CatDog reference. Received a man welding a puppy to a mans face instead. poo + particles = pooticles #### I love the plane that just flies thru unscathed. Fuel and Food....Also omitted from inflation accounting in the states. Guys, you ruined the pun Art of Trolling .com. Why would OP need to specify that this is safe for work? It evolves by friendship not trading This is strangely motivational, also obligatory ಠ_ಠFUCK YOU IHAVE TO COPY PASTE THIS! Friends. Are. Not. Good. Roommates. I cringe when I see that Did you just ask a " "? Shot well but I dunno how that was a story about the guy or the car... There was almost no information. Plus that NB looked very boring. I guess I'll start accepting my down votes now. I didn't talk about it...I posted about it. ... The hell did I just read ... That's awkward.. How does I do it in alien blue? This is definitely a long exposure. Used to play RuneScape with 2 couples and one of their kids....Things got kinda awkward at times Easter...I mean Easter. your account is <1hour old, and posting this? That booker Dewitt guy on the other hand Yep Flash I still can't get the image out of my mind that the masterball looks like an original pokeball, with Wario's thong over it When I'm practising in my room and my dad comes in to ask me something, and then leaves the door open I found this out the hard way several years ago living in Montreal I thought that'd be a good thing. Because reddit and the gag have a secret relationship. Their love runs deep but the can tell no one Only in a parallel world could Sakura ever be respected. Because reasons. the best part, the is INTENTIONAL! Doing god's work... ** ** It's only smellz. . ** ** I wish this, * *, was a sticker we could affix to people's orders...so when they do stuff like this and get their product, they can realize how ridiculous they are... SWAG KING YOLO. Do you also decorate a Hanukkah bush? My whole life is a lie ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Actually, surprisingly, I feel the same about you. You get all of your upvotes from saying " ". Standing up for social equality in a country that constitutionally guarantees but wilfully ignores the equality of freedom can only ever be positive. I feel sad for you that someone's cross in their window made you shop elsewhere. That person was judged by you for no reason other than your distaste for their faith and you're just as bad as the rest of them. wow what a sexy..mustache? "nobody wants actual radio" > This isn't cool. I sit at lunch with the same ppl everyday. No talking just......silence Perfection... Except for that spoiler. Beardos are weirdos What the hell have you been watching for this to be suggested? (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ I'm surprised 'Murica was used more than Same problem here in Florida. Because that would make peeerrfect sense no. This is what's gonna happen tonight. They wouldn't tweet it if it were a lie The goddamn batman must have caused this hard drive fail. I mean honestly does a bear shit in the woods? If he does put it in a pot, add a horse sized duck and Baby, you got a stew going! Thanks, have you ever bought pads for your Lumina there, problem is these guys usually only stock up for Toyotas Frenar band? Dartos muscle? Hendrix didn't write it. Bob Dylan did. I don't get it. You made me click this post for nothing, now you owe me. Who is messing with the wikipedia article? You're right... (I have a masters in Electronic Engineering) It's safer to leave a capacitor off than short the pads Your boyfriend is moulting years off his life Musical ~~elitism~~ snobbery I don't like peanut butter. I have to make do. Nonetheless is a compound word. Alright who's the butthole going around adding one downvote to all the comments in this thread ಠ_ಠ It might have been a crap game, but literally the one before this was won by a poke comp with Jayce Recreation. Stress relief. Hunting. When are guys like you going to learn? It's not the tool, it's the people. I'm sorry is the U.S really to blame, you sure your country didnt have absolutely dangerous regional political will? Hmm let's just focus on what the US did, but ignore the fact that Laos had a terrorist corrupt government that still exist. MMMMK Bitch. Thanks whoever downvoted. Douche In the bathroom? Um, regular spanking doesn't look like it came out of a 1800s slavery movie? Or one of those historical jail movies? Please, for your own sake know the difference "I think Bob Saget is hilarious" i will never talk to you again Did you even read the post? Just wear a t-shirt. If your workplace or school has a dress code get a Pokemon sticker for your phone and take it out around her/him. Either way, show your colors through apparel, wether it be a tshirt, a phone skin, or something else, not to mention that is is subtle and will help you avoid an awkward conversation. Aren't you supposed to be punching your bother in the teeth? Get off Reddit My husband got a Look of Disapproval from another parent today when our daughter faceplanted outside. The mom did that "oo!" cringe thing, but he held up a hand and waited. Our daughter stood up, brushed herself off, and kept going. He gave the mom his "all clear" look but she was all Hey! There are no lvl 80 maps Crazy Optician, nobody saw that coming. It's been confirmed ... I thought it was Jar-Jar Well ..thank you for this meme.. " No Homo " How DARE you say reeses eggs are crappy. My comment didn't go through the first time I **have** that chair Maybe I'm having a huge "whoosh" moment; but, there is no way that all of these OPs are missing the April Fool's, right? Not sure whether to smile at the joke or frown at the naïveté . I love the Pokemon at the top. They really tie the site together. Sounds *veryyyyy* "hypothetical" Hello there sir. XD...... Why is this not animated? I'm a guy a connoisseur of human skin I only had to reinstall ONCE because of serous slow downs...and a surge blew my Ram so now i only have 768 MB of RAM..( ) I admitted, I've smelled this shitty iPod trusting in Google's brand. ####**USE FOUR OF THEM FOR PURPLE ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)** ლ( ლ) Training dragons is rough. I managed to catch the second dragon that came to my fortress (cage traps had no cages for the first ) and I've been trying to get it tamed. While still in her cage she's forgotten her training half a dozen times, and I'm afraid to ever let her out and be a war animal in case she forgets her training while loose in the barracks or something. ....Now that I know you're gay, the name "Elbowd33p" kind of takes on a new meaning ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Don't do this... Until you get killed. Then you have people on Reddit saying, "Oh, well, if she saw that 6'1" walking towards her, perhaps she should have crossed the street. We're just giving advice to avoid sexual assault." Then the vicious cycle continues. I thought "Welcome to the Tombs" would mean people dying in the prison. When they bailed after getting shot at by two people I was like ┌∩┐( )┌∩┐. ** ** Implying their backs are literally still wet from having swam to the US illegally. Repost, and Why is this purple. **ಠ_ಠ** ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ This is just going to be an inconvenience New life goal: Never get caught before everyone I know, dies. Maybe I give it a little help if it gets sketchy .. Chicks Sporting Dicks....... When he started to compare himself with butchering cows I was ( ) I don't know, when did DeSean Jackson pull that move? Dont drive when stoned Your username "Stoneham recalls that both the owner of the gallery in which the painting was first displayed, and the art critic who reviewed it, died within one year of coming into contact with the painting." Oh okay... TIL that I am special for having seen Wong Kar-wai movies. If you only care about graphics then why bother playing final fantasy games in the first place? The series was basically built on amazing story telling. Not playing the older games because "you don't like the graphics" is a horrible excuse for not playing them IMO. I would also highly disagree with you calling yourself a big fan of final fantasy if you've only played the three newest ff games and none of the older ones The Vagisil on the tub of poo is what did me in. Now thats a perfect childhood dream. I had so many burgers and hot dogs......I'm still full I didn't..... ......damn fine print! That or "put your helmet on, I wanna see what your hair looks like coming out from under it!" no. >darleck I agree completely. Well done. How about expanding it to include murderers? Car thieves? Beer has proven to be ok for you, soda, just horrible if you're like me and like to enjoy 5....6 or more a day! lol, go away, ಠ_ಠflower, ~~I don't want~~ no one wants to to you. Are you April Foolsin' me? It's too much of a coincidence that I happen to live in Scandinavia. I mean, why not the UK first? I don't trust you Alexandria and Jason You came to this? Oh my Every fucking thread Why is there a third hand behind her hair? You forgot that they were period-stained panties ... I got a fedora Yes because the sexuality of Americans is intimately intertwined with the history of the Korean War Please be joking I thought the dog was doing the AMA Blue He's feeling no pane. Apparently you have never seen a meth house... They should've made Elizabeth say something whenever we do that ... **To whoever keeps attacking my list.... ** Your an admin, you should know they added diamond armour. The zombies where way too hard and we balanced it out! Goddamned April's fools day, I was excited. Crimes committed accidentally? I don't think you quite understand how much I want those things. That made you not see that the same news was posted over an hour ago here too? Let's see that meme..I'm curious how it would look. Do you have a link for the map? They never had SD on their maps before... ....... >I could honestly care less Thought this was a kid's show Cut down on the drugs, and stop skipping the schizophrenia medication you've been prescribed. Seriously, cool it a little. HATS INCOMING Jeeze was the username pussy cunt dick fucker already taken? i HATE april fools day, this was not funny I admit cities are quite small. However maybe they'll add bigger cities in (hopefully not as DLC ) No cats That's exactly something an orangered scum would do ^ SPOILERS ლ( ლ) You got payed for 5 hours to build a Fortress ლ( ლ) All I know is that I want hats, and if you stand in my way you'll be... MostlyDismembered... I use Alien Blue on the Ipad and it linked right to my facebook..... ^ THATS WHY IT WAS IN A SPOILER TAG Reddit is on acid and I am on acid Yes... My finger Stop squatting over your iPhone. Right now. ...and from this point forward his girlfriend is known only as ... "The State" Down voted for blog spam. No problem. It was pretty fun actually, *until I had to dig one half of the world* Ha I see what you did there...a bad joke. But seriously, Bad joke What's going on? Everything here is real I like this manly form of knitting too, but I despise adding "man" as a prefix nearly as much as I do assholes who used to bandy about the term "extreme" to describe their most mundane things....periwinkle scum Okay, maybe they won't win he was defending ww .......^^^^That ^^^^would ^^^^be ^^^^awesome Traitor!! Jason Li seems like he's well informed.. How did you read his comment? That looks extremely simple to install This abomination. I will not have it. ლ( ლ) I think you know too much about this. /U/watsoned for me. She's amazing, I love her...or /u/lemonsky....or /u/nessaquik..... too many awesome people to choose! Brain seizing up......I believe I've gifted all 3, hopefully I have. I know /u/watsoned and /u/nessaquik for sure I have. This trio of ladies deserve everything I can give and more, they brighten my day, they're super active and sweet, I wanna give em all the gifts! This is the sketchiest thing I have seen in a while. A square knot (a.k.a. death knot) for the harness? Cotton rope absorbing all that friction? An overhand knot for the anchor to the bridge? Miscellaneous hardware not rated for climbing? Java Why wouldn't they just completely legalize and save everyone a whole bunch of trouble. That's fascinating In... where? ( ) Im on united(lax to sfo) as im writing this and they did not let me carry mine Frodo Reddit today Homework.. It's like watching r/gore and then afterward r/gonewild Haha yup lol I own the VHS trilogy, first remaster, and I can't watch em at all You don't, know that *gasp I hate how fake this is Awwwww man! I swear this is posted here every week, and every week people agree this is adorable and not cringey was told by a verizon employee back in 2004 that GSM is old technology..... **ლ( ლ)** My reply is to the post. Not the comment. That knife's tip is ruined now. I hope your highest rated comment is not about eating black people. well thanks for pointing that out AFTER i got downvoted "Yes, because it can help prevent teen pregnancies and OTHER harmful diseases." haha We need to make this happen. People need to repost this image to get our point across. I'm a cabbit. I can't explain it. When you beat Iceman, he gave you the Ice Slasher weapon, and that is what he is using. I know he shot lemons. Check you're facts. Not funny at all Repost. I think *you* actually did this Barry bonds. People who don't understand, trying to give 'hope' to those who have none. They can just stop now. Your eyes... Check out these nuts You would pay hundreds of dollars to watch sweaty men chasing wads of rubber on slippery ice??? ** ** Fuck you OP. It's time to put this image to bed. ლ( ლ) I....miss....my....hats life is hard! You mean there are others? I have no idea. It's some kind of instant emote in the Alienblue reddit app on my ipad. Congratulations All my other votes were spot on with the top percents, then it came to support and i was like "Oh, Patoy is prob winning, a lot of people know he's really good"..... Wait what?! What is the screwdriver for? Not where... What ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ why does diamondprox only have 0.12 pecrent of the votes Bro. Deleted. Here's an emoticon instead of my comment: I'm about to resign a very well paying job because it has made me suicidal. "Wow, you're so flexible, I bet you can suck your own dick. I cry ever tim ' LOL so true...by the way, is it just me or is your upvote icon a buttplug? I have Israeli friend here in London who was looking for a lebanese resturant called El-Arz, he was trying to convince me it's called El 3ars I get more attention from guys than girls with the WRX . I do this too, but don't work in I.T. Try to plug in one way, doesn't fit, try the other way, doesn't fit, go back to the first way and does fit NOPE Did you eat it all So now we're accepting solicitations from lawyers?! Yeah....pretty much same story for me and my beloved Mountain Dew. My wife lets me do this kinda binge once a week if not longer, then it's back to real food that's healthier......diabetes runs in my family and I'm already overweight Im sure we all expected something else... **MOVE ALONG NOW, NOTHING TO SEE HERE ** I haven't even been paying attention to hockey they're getting rid of clowe?! Clearly the safe contains another safe it's SAFECEPTION! Yeah, we should conduct our warfare like the Muslims do, by car bomb. Yey, also I think my highest comment was a simple This is by far the strangest episode I've ever watched. PB kissing herself was.....uh... I'll take your survey, but I'm not sure about that username As a dude, I hope you never get teleportation superpowers I definitely had the same thought when I read the title of this. Do some people hate spyderco so much that they would downvote somebody who answers a question about their own opinion You have no feelings you monster She's built like a Polynesian woman and she's beautiful. It's for shoes with hidden heels. I went to their website and every time you click on a link it goes, "cha-ching!" Postdoc here. I didn't have negative experiences with postdocs while doing my PhD. I found them in general very helpful and they helped me out often when I was setting up a new experiment. In some departments there are only few postdocs and then sometimes they can behave as if they are Superman. However, in my current lab almost everybody is a postdoc, so it is nothing special here. In addition, I don't think any of my colleagues is a moron. (...and while I am typing this I hear that someone forgot his agarose gel and the gel has melted while running ) But Our Princess is in Another Castle! Ahh, thanks for clearing that up. Not sure how I couldn't figure that out on my own. But only in the same way we are technically Europeans Have u heard of me... I think not gimme the damn vote up Lick it good. Suck this pussy, just like you should. Because they are fetishes >It's like watching r/gore and then afterward r/gonewild "enable the German language option" sounds much nicer than "censored, crippled version", I suppose I remember him I put my sushi restaurant next to my aquarium. Books. I'd sniff them like I'm sniffing glue. My friends would me. YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH. I shall destroy you. As soon as I read "just how my daddy likes it?" I instantly went into mode. I'm sure it did. Instant real world karma for you giving $ to Chick-Fil-A so they can finance hate groups. Because the only things homepaged on this reddit anymore are the nude females. ^^ If only some of the garment grid costumes didn't look so fucking stupid... Looking at *you*, White Mage Paine oh right...because wizards are *real*. The article states, "*While many skinheads do not subscribe to a racist ideology*, EXCUSE ME? REALLY? I thought they were mostly about a racist ideology. Great. Guess who is getting their wisdom teeth out next week. Why not Waaaaaait here a minute. That would just make me a daddy. That doesnt help me become a grandaddy....unless you had something weird in mind... I.... no, definitely not weird.. Why did I click that Not only do you cut yourself but you starve as well? Thank god that shitshow Mad River closed down. Also, there are some great spots in Old City, like Khyber and Eulogy. But yea, I agree, I live here and love the history, especially when out-of-town friends and family come visit, and I get to play tour guide. Protip: don't believe everything the hansom cab "tour guides" tell you... no, the U.S. Custom House building was not the building in Ghost Busters. Alyster Crawley... ** ** This has to be good for eSports, right? How many times is this going to be posted If the only reason you don't do that is because no one would know, then Sammy is not a lucky guy..or....is he? This is bad info. There is no federal law that says you have to keep the tip. Feed me. A peek inside grubby. So the arsonist is a former firefighter? What a fucking hero 天皇陛下万歳! ლ( ლ) tis my job my good sir! I live in Alaska, we have a big tourist industry, and some visitors are still surprised to find out we don't live in igloos or use sled dogs to get to work. Omg the crotch piece captain underpants dude. "I am dum lol, will u date?" And then turn around and think "haha I tricked them, They think i'm dumb, they have to date me now!" No, stop. "Office Prank with some rape." People who use the term "sheeple." He didn't hit anything that time either. First grade... Tuukka* I remember listening to a BBC podcast once where they had some idiot going on about how the children he talks to who want to be surgeons or barristers have "no chance with the school they go to" and that they should just give up and settle for low-skilled jobs, as is their place. It's this: 16? Not in the clear yet No. Nui gives Masaki a look of disapproval ( ). "Masaki," she says by way of greeting, though she is still on alert. "And who are the others with you?" Aren't you dead? Quien coño le esta dando downvotes al comandante? Que no saben que el es el lider supremo de Reddizuela? So the cat can be on your bed but the dog can't be in your room? I wish there was a table function Only if you're into that... anyone else think of "Peach Trees" block in Mega-City one after looking at that? or Judge Dredd? My name is Adrian but I don't want a childnapper saying I'm awesome ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ...I'll take two please. "HIV Positive, Baby." Fucking Melo ¯\_ _/¯ I'm waiting for someone to put a picture of themselves so i can do it. Don't judge me My friends have called my mom a milf on multiple occasions.To my face... ( ) Why is gasoline called gas when it's clearly a liquid. I shit you not I heard a girl say this. ... with a traffic cone? I don't know why you're getting downvoted. It *isn't* a roundhouse kick. Question from a straight guy... wouldn't there be poo? Like, everywere?... I have it on PC for full HD.... It was quite lovely, minus the cold weather. I got some work done and started cleaning my room. I'm drinking an iced coffee right now, but I think they forgot to put cream and sugar in it. 'Scuse me, forgot where I was. I don't follow any streamers or pros (I just like to play the game, not circlejerk over guys who are good at it) so I didn't recognize the name. I thought they were talking about that annoying youtube guy . My apologies fans of QTpie, whoever you are. What? are you in the wrong comment thread? THANK YOU! How has nobody else commented on the immaculate pedicure she's sporting!? My toes look worse than that... ... See, the problem isn't getting the other person to talk about himself (or herself), it's more that after two hours, I know a great deal of intimate info about whoever I'm sitting down with and they haven't taken the initiative to get to know an ounce about me. It might be selfish to think of it that way, but sometimes I just want someone to ask me how my day went I can post mobile with Safari, and Alien Blue both on the phone and the tablet. Just got a third gem on my second kill That's not what deep throating means! Do we *really* do that? Ma dove? Ma quando? Great! Insane , but great. I'm not Mr. Chae, . Biever Her thimble changed hands I was skimming over your post and saw "oh yay boobs!" and an imgur link. ლ( ლ) 10.3% chance Can someone please tell me the artist/creator of this piece?????extremely interested. Well I feel safe... wait wait wait what this is a thing? You can get STDs from sex toys?? Geeky, you know better . Upload it to imgur if you can Hmm... Must've been too obscure of a reference then... What is the significance of that face symbol? I see it on Reddit often. Thanks FlmTwr use Mean Look btw they forgotten kid icarus [ASOS](#b "Take three drinks: If a dragon kills someone. This will be fun when Daenerys has her Dragons attack everything alive in Astapor ") My pleasure is taking out undeveloped hair. It just comes out as a super black piece of matter in pimple form "The girls at Starbucks like me... They probably just gave me an extra *squirt*." I'm from another country. What kind of women says this? They just yell "kaffir" a lot, right? I know people who wear watches but check their phones anyways You should put that like "I heard it [Eats people ](#spoiler) Seems that way ~~It's a texture pack ~~ Smell of what hot chick left on a chair after sitting on it long enough Hahaha, it's funny because teh gay buttsecks! Clearly our state representatives have their priorities in order. If I lost my wife in a crowd and I saw Wonder Woman I'd totally approach her. Oh, The Flash is their too You never go full retard All of my friends, while I was trying to impress a guy, told me to do the whole baby talk thing. I never did it since if a guy likes a girl that talks like an eight year old, that's kind of freaky. Because if he DID admit he liked me mimicing a small child to attract him it'd be a moment But if I don't like it, then I've just ruined my food. You food-ruiner! Your username ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ The Humble Bundle and the Humble Bundle Weekly, both are the humble bundle Stay classy, skyactive. Humble Bundle, inc., their corporation taken straight from their page 3.25" deep? I'm jealous I've definitely never heard this one before. Nope. Thank you r/music for keeping me up to date with the deep cuts of up and coming artists. This sub is definitely not where reddit is falling behind. Putting a joint behind his ear .... ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ dat comma Like you too. The slavery issue duos not support your argument. They can have people from SC2 but not Cloud or Squall from FF? Or Toan from Dark Cloud? There are so many characters that are far more badass than whatever EA creates ahhh, my old friend Jenkem, Relevant username. Nice try, but I'm not sending you nudes. Deja vu! Unlucky to work with people like this. I feel for you The robin and ussope one That's the joke. why does that face remind me of Jeff the Killer so much 2 people gave a bot gold, take that starving Africans! What bothers me most is that he pissed on the wall. **Shall I magic the money away from you? ** TIL rock paper scissors is the best game ever, why have I been wasting my time on league Finally manage to start the game -> Miller locked srsly Soe ... that last part... TMI 3 eale DW could have reunited Wellwood and Pavs but no Raffi fucking Torres was available Loki... just... Loki. ####It has it's perks. Mobile and you don't need to be smart to do this; We don't really talk anymore, because I stopped calling her. She only calls me if she wants something. I've already given her a twin bed and a bunch of baby gear for free and she didn't even say thank you. I is a lady. You made this... for me? He has read it, he said: " ". Can't say I expected much else. OP, did you comment the potato comment? Getting real tired of your shit Disney. ( ೃ) ( ೃ) I'm all for outlawing sex between all adults, for everyone but for me Her Internet history Well I first started on things like /r/minecraft but then came to this subreddit and.... Wow this is cool. Made a new account, called it askreddit_ and off I go :) had to find out what TL;DR meant, or FTFY or TIL or (wat?!?) and trying to understand jokes about narwhals and potatoes. Reddit is amazing! Really. Downvoted? There you go again putting words in my mouth Evidently it was a day ago(time flows different on the internet I guess). Anyway, Askreddit was asking about embarrassing facts about one's self. I was expecting , but instead I got support! Man this is unfortunate because I can't recruit people until they get into CB A yummy Popsicle right? Right? The only way I know how to respond, given the age of the throwaway: Time stamp or it didn't happen. Never seen this. Fuck off now. Good bye normal sleeping patterns. So you're one of those peop[le]. I wish! I've used Kais and Ginghers. Makes no difference ლ( ლ) I'm just really bad at cutting. Joined two minutes before posting? Don't post questions about being a new 2LT on the same username you posted about quitting masturbation. Maybe you should learn to get up without your mom's help I'm not sure if I like being used in an example of how to ddos someone ( ) Nooooooooooooooo. Say it isn't so. Mundo pleases whoever he pleases. slurp slurp annnnd Halladay gave up another home run. 4-0 Braves. Rangers up on Penguins 4-0 now ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Seems like you've out some serious thought into altering the background then Phillies down 7-0 ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Dj roomba?! "My computer never loads this slo.... " Damn those are some organized cats good thing they don't have thumbs yet! I have never seen butter being used for popcorn in my country. Is it just... melted butter? Doesn't that get your hands sticky? *And sometimes you use caramel?* That's basically every "southern" state in the US I see normal sized people with faces of midgets But I had the correct answers! Ah ok. Well it still seems sketchy enough to me that I won't do it. But she was smoking, and that was enough for me to be like . I feel itchy just seeing it ಠ_ಠ. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Shock Mansion lurking around R/Datsun Of that's just harsh lying bastards! Can we please get the fuck out of this inning? Image 5 is pretty much . I haven't kept up.... I'm a bad fan! Sigh, I'm in quantitative psychology. One person told me that they thought Freud was interesting too and that it was great that I was studying him. My pioneer app radio I just installed in my car is a winCE device. That and possibly he's collecting EI Uni.....not fun *Sees the last few pics...... Is that Nigahiga? Neither Him nor you are the "leader of the free world" yet war mongering cheats and liars with massive amounts of blood on your hands..... I hope STI's? From a dead baby? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠrಠ_ಠoಠ_ಠnಠ_ಠpಠ_ಠaಠ_ಠuಠ_ಠlಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Drink plenty of water when taking creatine, preworkouts, and protein. Otherwise your kidneys will be overworked, which can lead to disease and even cancer. Well, fuck. Now that's what I'm gonna think every time I look at it. Thanks for that. I have one and I've never been pregnant. Does it just get darker during pregnancy? Why? As a bomb tech this really bothers me...ok, what the heck, it's pretty darn cool. ᶘ ᶅ you retweeted it One of the reblog comments:>Hey aren’t you that one that wanked over a 15 year old girl’s feet, turtle dick? What do u mean!!? They won't be Mac's??! Lvl200 Legend Woah. I get it. I don't like it, but I get it. I accidentally clicked without reading the username. Why indeed.. I really need to get out of this state. He's only been able to play since October though That sounds like something from my nightmares as a kid Did you park blocking the sidewalk at the end? I hate it when people do that. Is it feasible to move out of Manhattan, or would the commutes be the veritable death of you two? Instead of " " I'd appreciate a correction... English is my 3rd language :< Oh my face right now Were you shot? Lol, ok farting bob No, Bruce Wayne's parents are dead. Batman is a symbol who has no family or friends, or anything else that can be lost Because it's impossible to simply be friends with someone who is hot. stomach I'm living in mostly islam country.Yes, that thing happens. But should any of that thing happen, the entire media would go I would have just flicked the guy in the back of the head and give him the . That is true. How did you know? It's like you *want* to go to jail. Too much League of Legends, thought it was Urgot . That's cheating Go capitalism! Your and my grandmas should be friends. Last time we took her to the zoo she kept going on about the monkeys in the penguin house . We happened to be there on the same day one of the Chicago public schools had a field trip. I swear every single time i go to winterhold there is a dragon. One time there were two 4 regionals... Mr. Obama. 3.2/1.9 GB p/sec read/write I believe it was the dog's wish for his owners to be killed and buried with him. I'm 23, in Austin, I know this all too well, also it's why I get off brand hats and not new era the game hats. But the worst is getting asked if I'm a bears fan . I feel your pain! I have the opposite problem - people think I study rhetoric when I study communication as a quantitative social science. I can't tell you how many times I've gotten, "Oh...so you can write political speeches." I saw Silmarillion play at a little record shop back in Queens in the nineties. Of course, they were called Two Trees back then. Wut Assault pop sniper Nananananana *I can't hear you*! Same. And 5'11". I'm not telling you... Talk about Pitching a tent I'm sixteen and I feel old when you say that.. Xbox player here. Chat is still messed up and only enabled in groups. We just setup xbox live party to fix this. The only issue is if they are not your friend then you have to manually invite them by inputing their name. Wish they would add people in your group to your recent players list. Nodong I feel like you need on of these. What the actual.......... i see no FC I think drinking is actually boring >That's like saying it's ok for a store to have precarious and known hazards in their building like wet floors/exposed wiring and if someone hurts themselves it's whatever..it's their fault..it's known this store doesn't meet the blanket safety standards that everyone expects. No one was forcing them to shop there. Yeah, I wonder why... you upvoted it anyway! don't you . me, mister Shadecrimson I'm sure things will go well for a country harboring that kind of thinking. *I just like to pee on the seat.* Well damn! Now my is pointless.... What I mean is, they should have renamed it entirely, none of this "Tarder" BS. If you didn't want people to get offended by your pets name, you shouldn't have given it an offensive name to start with. I don't know why people are so hung up on a ward counter. I main supports and I could care less how many wards I place in a game. Next thing you know people will be asking for elixir and pot stats too. Cheater! Let's just say I went on a field trip to a farm in grade 7, there were pigs, my mom had packed some leftovers from breakfast that morning. Wat Gwyneth Paltrow's corn Button your damn collars down. Major pet peeve Most are not saying it to mean literally only, or most feel they don't need to add "Sex is also factor of rape" seeing as, ya know... rape is a crime committed via non consensual *sex*. The thirst is too real, as per usual I see what you did there.. sooo....whats the name Sitting in class and all of the sudden BOOM elephant ejaculate everywhere. Front row too. but the problem is nobody can tell, seeing as i look like a fit young 23 year old. at least if i was fat, the excuse is obvious Oh Jesus Christ Real tasteful. Leave it to Florida. ლ( ლ) what the hell is this?? Lolol \*\*\* \*\*\* ` ` What kind of 5th graders cuss like that? Is that how kids in elementary school are now, or did he just get held back? Well to be fair to EUNI, it is very well written copy. Heck, I'd do us. And who wants to join a corp that actually functions like a university when you could just be playing the game and not rotting away in academia, anyway. Well would you guys look at that! Captain obvious! Anymore I usually get pretty decent responses because it seems to be becoming more well known here. A lot of people seem to be more curious and interested in it. Sometimes I will get a bad look here and there, but I have to just disregard it and move. I used to be real nervous about it, but I have a lot of people tell me congratulations on quitting and sticking to it. Vaping is gaining popularity quickly and I am seeing more and more of it. I'm not Jamaican **YOU** hey look a frog! .... hanging out *in* the back of a giant frog Those fishes cost like $3. Pcl mcl injury from the look of it. Not a doctor just observing. So you assume you'd make all the money while your girlfriend did what, exactly? What size hat do you wear Which lips? * * h...how?? of course i see this right after eating five of those glazed donut holes Spoiler right here. You checked? You checked? "That's what guys are there for. They don't care if you're taken, they just want someone to buy drinks for." Yeah but factor in a healthier Dwight Howard and consider a determined Kobe Bryant on the verge of retirement.. they'll make a definite push for it. This girl I know. Showed me texts from guys where she just like Hi and then boom dick pics and then there like your lips are the right size for it aren't they. Read that as protein stain As a player that shots pretty tough. I honest don't care so long as you aren't demanding we "play with it" or "lick it" or anything. I hate you for this, but I have to upvote you for a good confession. Your moms a hat! Go to reply, pull down the little arrow at the top and swipe left. 23 errors Now I know to never go here. Brunch around a bunch of screaming kids.... ლ( ლ) Get this shit off my internet lawn Kabuto It reminds me of Chris... TIL having a shitty car as teenager is indicator of being poor. Relevant username Like someone taking them home? I'm Dominican due to all the African, Indian and European mixing back in the 1500s we come out with all sorts of traits so people don't really know what to expect What it boils down to is don't have a stick up your ass and take a fuckin joke bro And yet, *no one* (that I've read so far), has noticed the spelling error..."Mordern" I actually made this face: Needs fixing ASAP my WOT ping is worse off since it went down. Except that the last time I tried to convince someone with reports that uncovered this same issue they "reasoned" that said article was from 2002 and thus invalid because it's older than 10 years. (wat ) A justifiable punch to the face should be your response You don't exactly have room to talk Mr. FappedToHisSister Two words for you. Jar Jar Binks. Ho ho ho... that's why such a large amount of vitims don't fucking come forward, have law enforcement discount them, and get blamed by people they know Yeah, there was really no way to know these games were good That's Gary you thinking of........ A detailed visual of my parents going at it. Maybe their saving it in the recycle bin..... Haha, I seen a guy in a v6 firebird that did the same thing. Even had the little mexican wire wheels sticking two feet out past the fenders. Retnias... ***Naturally*** and Artificially flavored. Which ones are naturally flavored It took you three hours to post this didn't it. or that copy sounds in that file Be honest, you shoved your kitten into a sock for karma. We all know You're the most overrated poster in reddit history! From whom? I married my avatar to lissa and then i married lucina and owain without realizing theyre cousins I'd hope they didn't feel that way it says in the FAQs that this is a place of community When my dick shines I tried jacking it with icy hot once Doesn't eat the little dot on top of a tomato, because it should course cancer. ^ redditor for 8 minutes ** ** Nice try Jaycar Electronics marketing director. There is no water yet Dat Photoshop job. Monoploy ^ redditor for 6 months 00:00 CEST.. Why can't the matches start like yesterday? can we stop this, its quite annoying Why is this being downvoted? "Mesaured" ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Lol you cut up Japs. That's racist. Toilet paper roll being backwards. Someone's taking p-chem! *BRAVO* Yes, keep feeding the trolls. Well that would have, you know, possibly worked out for the best? I'm the artist haha an it was my first tattoo, don't judge me ### NEVER put icy hot on your nipples. My sister did this when she was 15 or 16 and she told me that it was burning right after she did it... >( ) Looks like you finally got >( )>--■-■ Sorry to be a dick but, 'like and oasis....in a sea'. . But the point mike makes is still correct. Asheville and Wilmington are the only two cities in NC worth living in. I'm living...I'm not in it. Not that I want to try it but... how was it? I read that as eat her like a lady ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Double Stickers and tape on walls. Infinite . Boom My dog likes to hump my leg. And my friends' legs. And actually really anything . tha fuck you lookin at I saw a girl who had try to kill herself a year or so back post a picture of her tits on gonewild. So much strength. 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I have imported stuff to the UK from *the other side of the world* and it only cost $10-$15. I can't imagine non-international deliveries costing that much. Charles Barkley? i needed new clothes. there was no way i was gonna put them boxers back on Level 69? I'm so confused... Pubikini How? you can put 5$ on steam,buy 2 keys and sell hem for less than 3$ or buy a premium. Japan... DEM SAVES. My beagle likes to knock on doors as well. And if he's in the yard and nobody hears him knocking, he'll start barking. We *definitely* hear that.. How about racists? Nazis? Gang members? Murderers? Pedophiles? Rapists? Animal abusers? How about the Taliban? Or any extremist for that matter? Shall we accept all their beliefs with arms wide open? This is the FedEx map of the world. "What is something YOU'VE tried..." Yeah and Charizard too ** ** Melt your face off? Those Camaro rims Woah. Be a cunt more That's not "Homeless Obama".... That's "Future Obama" What the fuck are you talking about? POUNDS? Are you saying "bakers chocloate" because it has tons of theobromine and just replacing that with "all chocloate" when you should be saying "white chocloate is the least dangerous as it has the least density of the deadly chemical *theobromine* in it"? Because, my friend "bakers chocolate and "white chocolate" are not even close to being the same. ** ** As someone with the name Evan, I find this sad and a little creepy. Why would I care about someone else? Its called empathy and love for my fellow man. If that doesn't sum up the rift between political sects in this nation I don't know what does. 0-60 in .5 seconds? Looks like hu tieu not pho. Cmon sharks wake up...sharks...sharks....? God I came here to say this What in the fuck... Shit, now this comment is NSFW.... real life dolls? awesome! they won't bleed when I axe them How am I supposed to buy weed? How do you know she has plastic on her tv? I felt just like Dwight. Now, if someone fills my phone with nickels... No joke. Amazing sheaths but... . I feel like the knife should cost more than the sheath and even my ESEE 4 doesn't meet that criteria. at first I was wondering what was up with the shower nozzle but then I was like To squirrels having threesomes!? Wat. It's just too obvious ლ( ლ) No but I have seen people purposely share it. "kev92715" yup, clearly a parody account Try to flirt, get hard wood back Can't wait to play as "betmeh" ╚( )=┐ Hey you kids! Get off my lawn. Best. Website. Ever. You're doing it wrong Is your username in response to people asking you if there are penguins in Alaska? I bet you're a fellow Alaskan, I'm onto you. Bush II called it "the Liberty Tower" reposted 4+ times can you stop 'Murica! ~~Sexy~~ Oh Richard Parker...... Who the hell commends his friend for his huge junk? dat hand-movement inside the hoodie... One snow day... *Winter*... Try removing urinals Other People's Cocaine Comic Sans Reddit.... I... I... I think I'm done with the Internet for today. ...so what you're saying is you cum swap with your mom? ಠ_ಠ Unless you're a dumbass like my mum and lean your Tim Horton's cup near my dog's face when you're over 'cos it's funny. The first rule of Reddit Club - you don't put the joke in the title ( ) ... with water You were allowed to watch the adult party cartoon as a kid? I just saw this don't repost. please go into more depth because i just don't understand the first act was so good and they followed it up with a damsel in distress trope . Guys also like girls who can cook. I tried filling in my date of birth, then realized why it wasn't working I don't get how it's hit or miss, if it has an address it always gets me there. You ARE inputting an address, correct? Do you work where I do? Sounds like the professor who still uses a Correcting Selectric II. So you're telling me that Artists do not create? Baaah! I want the news meow! Does any one else think that i nailed it and am doing it right? Have an upvote. AND MY AXE! This kills the axe meme. To the front page with you! This. Wow. I don't believe I made to the front page! I'd like to thank god. There's no proof that fairies don't exist either - do you believe in them too? Carl Sagan said it best [Carl.jpg] Repost Not sure if Repost or haven't seen it before [fry.jpg]. If it's a Repost, just use the downvote button! IDIOT! That's what they are their for. I hate being this guy, but you used the wrong 'there'. Irony. Came here to post this. That is NOT irony! Look it up FFS! It's shit like this. Absolutely agree with Sagan. Fuck everything about this! Fuck all the things!!! No, that's an object, I think you mean Rings. No, that's a band of metal, I think you mean Sings. C-C-C-Combo Breaker!! In Soviet Russia things fuck you. go on... That post was almost as bad as Justin Bieber and Rebecca black combined. Louis CK hit the nail on the head with this one [Louis.jpg] Stop posting pics of Louis CK with text! He would hate it! He should have posted in [1] /r/only10subscribers anyway. Neither, Chuck Tesla. You got that from /b/ And /b/ got it from Reddit. Nice try, M. Night Shyamalanan. Your spelling is wrong. I quit life. AND MY AXE! Another LOTR reference! This thread helps my OCD. This doesn't mean you have OCD! IT JUST MEANS YOU'RE particular!!@! This is what OCD is like: [vid] Wadsworth constant applies. Was expecting to read that and will not leave disappointed. My SO made me an axe for my birthday. Awesome or disappointing? Guythatsaysmyaxe: AND MY AXE! Upvote for relevant username. Member for 4 years! Your day has come! Member for 4 years and only one post - You can't explain that. [BillOReilly.jpg] Good Guy Greg Upvotes relevant username. Scumbag Steve Downvotes relevant usernames. One downvote? SBS is a Hipster. Steve! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU* You just edited your post! Hey everybody! This guys a PHONY! A BIG FAT PHONY! This is why we can't have nice things! I'll just be over here then. [sadkeanu.jpg] Forever Alone. Have an upboat. I wish I had more upvotes to give. Wait...is that a spider in the right hand corner? ENHANCE. Someone setup a GUI interface using visual basic. NOPE NOPE NOPE!! [spiderenhanced.jpg] Kill it with fire! Hey Guys, my girlfriend thinks she's [f]at, can you talk some sense into her? [size0model.jpg] Pic is down. Is she...Over 9000?? 9000kg girlfriend? That brings new meaning to....a tonne of fun. Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! To help everyone out - 9000 kilograms = 19 841.6036 pounds How I feel when someone posts "Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" before me [gif]. No one cares how you feel on an internet site. This is not your internet site! There are millions of visitors and they all like different things. I think this Youtube comment said it best [screengrab.jpg]. Nothing has not happened more than that didn't happen. Yeah, I can tell by the pixels. TIL about pixels from a tv show and posted a Wiki article on it. What the actual fuck!! Look how stupid my friends on facebook are. They know nothing about pixels. [screengrab.jpg] AMA Request: That guy on facebook!! Would anyone be interested in a AMA from that guy on facebook? FFS! Just ask them and if people are interested they will ask questions!!!! Okay. [okayrageface.jpg] Look at my cat in a hat - I rescued it from my neighbour's backyard [meholdingcatnexttomyface.jpg]. I want that hat! Shutupandtakemymoney I don't have a cat to pimp for cakeday karma, so here's an elderly person I know. Happy Cakeday! Am I the only one that hates cats? Yes. You are a unique snowflake. Yes. You are a unique pancake. Yes. You are a unique toothache. Y U NO like cats? huh? Next person that posts 'huh?' gets a visit from this guy. [fatguybeingsick.jpg] I don't even... That's it, the internet is officially over. That's enough internet for today. I'm out. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ Hi r/sex, I'm just wondering if it's normal if you get an erection while licking a table. Of course. Anyone who doesn't like it is a victim of society and is homophobic. (285 upvotes) I'm a cop and love to lick tables. Police abusing cooperating table [vid] That table gotta lawyer up! Lawyer up, hit the gym and delete facebook. Fuck the police. Whoa, we got a badass over here! I love the police. You are the 1%. I don't want to live on this planet anymore. If you hate this planet...Does that mean you've been to another? [philosoraptor.jpg] Imgur mirror [1] Urgh. Is there a Reddit for grownups? These memes are getting sad. C'mon. It was funny! I laughed so hard I spat coffee on my keyboard. I laughed so hard I almost woke my roommate and dog up. In Australia you wake your roommate and dog down. I told my Australian roommate I quit facebook. This was his reaction [gif] This is what Cleverbot has to say about facebook. [screengrab.jpg] I copied what Cleverbot said and said it back to Cleverbot. [screengrab.jpg] Yo dawg, I herd you like Cleverbot so we spoke to Cleverbot with Cleverbot so you read Cleverbot while Cleverbot talks to Cleverbot.. We must go deeper.... That's what she said. I don't always go deeper, but when I do it's in your mother. [interestingman.jpg] TL;DR - This is an irrelevant TL;DR that is irrelevant and that is funny. Yes, Razer is ridiculous.. ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ What's with the obscene amount of feet topics on reddit recently? She lives in Austin TX so she's getting google fiber shortly Johnny, and yours? This is pretty dumb, but having bigger pockets in clothing. I think that women's clothing are made with smaller pockets so we are forced to buy purses. Or opening a safe It's one thing for them to put up a site about "same gender attraction" ( ) but another to actually talk about gay people or acknowledge them in conference. What? Never seen this guy before. That would be some fucked up shit if a native American couldn't be president I feel bad for that 2nd floor tenant. Wouldn't be happy having someones death-juice leaking onto my floors People...liked this? I didn't downvote you, I was just stating my opinion that I am extremely annoyed at seeing this in every thread. Sweet Celestia? This. I once got served hawaiian pizza with the Pineapple core This thing gets posted all the time ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ EDIT: ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ So you would pretty much fck an unconscious person? Dude... I don't like you Oh Canada in French My dad decided that jumping out of the boat while driving was a good idea. I'm on the tube, he yells to his friend that he's jumping. He jumped off the side, which was good, but we were turning. He said he realized halfway through the jump what a terrible mistake he had made and dove deep as soon as he hit water. About three seconds after he hit, here comes me at 20 mph zipping right over his wake. I'm not even... just stop saying words. Well if Lockhart used it, it must be a real spell! .... Wouldn't listening to women on issue regarding men be... an issue regarding women? he's wearing a tophat with a monocle. There was not much to it that's not visible in the video.. there was a couple of people in masks and looking like they were going to fuck shit up so I left. This was the second protest for feminism I have seen in UofT in the past month... most students like myself couldn't care less and just keep walking along... also there was a "feminist porn convention" here today My face immediately curled up in horror like this thinking what you would do with that bread 0:35. Ribery, what? Just like my wife's child It was only meant as a joke for the idiot talking about nails... > I am truly curious as to what could possibly be in those chapters now Great job on respecting her wishes and boundaries! And only for a little meaningless virtual karma... Solarstone This ain't summer... I saw this on cheezburger. Totally the same pictures to me. Are my eyes bad? Holland is not a country *than I did this too! I bought my own modem and was quite happy with it. Until my Internet started slowing down so I called Comcast, long story short I HAVE to use their modem now to get the advertised speeds. So their Modem is what I'm back to using. I am curious to know what contract you have with TWC. I've unfortunately been their customer, off and on, for many years. I've never had any contract with them. I only ask because they could very well have placed me into one without telling me. I don't put it past them. According to /r/amiugly, I'm a 5/10. I was a cute little girl, though. Hell, I even did a bit of modeling. I take it with a grain of salt because I don't look sexy and I never will look sexy. My sister claims that I look like young, female Nicholas Cage if I had thicker eyebrows and a more angular nose. The Loki 'Shing' build is focused on *enhancing* his ability damage... That's not a hand flipping the table... ಠ_ಠ I don't want to pay 2 extra keys for the paint Wait...so, you believe in being free to choose who/what you want to marry? How is that different than equality? Theres........two genders. And one can already marry. So. ¯\ ( ) /¯ Hey now. That's not very Niice... No. Abouting ? Are you wasted young man ? Exactly. banks...why u no stop being greedy ლ( ლ) Wow, that's disappointing. Bad girl!ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Read that as Quran.... Negative. There are things in that subreddit .....wuldnt recommend it And what makes you say that? Hunch? Hmmm? Did you read the title? I also live in Seattle and it has only been raining two days Why were you even looking at a childs crotch? La casa è di chi la compra ed è un vile chi se ne appropria in maniera non autorizzata without any lag I too enjoy wrestling. OP(s) PLEASE DELIVER. But you're gorgeous! You're not a ladyboy are you When you get into the thick of it, you'll get that moment of clarity where you ask yourself that. Then you find that this is sometimes the least of your worries. C'mon! It says stoned, that means its about weed and belongs here! .50 Cal Nipples "pregame *prayer*" Perhaps, or perhaps you have been. How is that -worthy? ಠ_ಠ ** ** Does that look like a saber cat to you?! How about the Mona Li...oh... Either she's a whale or this is BS Wow, poor guy I don't even have a bot username,pretty normal actually, but I get accused of boting just because I like to skill naked to keep my weight low What's wrong with cargo shorts Why Japan? ლ( ლ) When I was on vacation in spain our neighbours had a goat that bleated every evening and it added perfectly to the scenery (seriously it was fucking amazing). Then came that family celebration and then the silence Strange school so instead of buying another he drank it... but he made 5 dollars. ***~~^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ~~*** ~~At the end of the review, we find out that the reviewer never saw the original, or ED2. ~~ You didn't even watch the video Catopoly! I got this for Christmas, the second I opened it my cat promptly sat on it. It's like they know Are people actually getting karma from taking very old jokes and analogies and putting them to this meme? Who the fuck is up voting this shit? So you liked the part full of murder? By treating tax concessions as a "government contribution" to super, this video is starting from the ideological basis that the government owns everything and that any portion of income that the government 'lets you keep' of your salary is a government contribution to you. It had to be in Spanish too... I love ass-boosts. Tyrion --> INCEPTION Angles? Grainy pic? I'm not sure how to take this. Did you see the left guy's shirt! In public too! I also grew up in the area. I haven't heard of this until now. I just feel old now. Nope. To be honest, I barley utilize my jailbreak. I pretty much just use the LockSliderz tweak. /r/ Or something LKY warned us of in case of a "freak" election. That replay you just posted/b.net profile says you're diamond, not masters Speak for yourself Mr. I'm-rich-enough-to-afford-an-F02. This has honestly bothered me for years. It's like Nurse Joy is wishing you bad luck! What's her problem Me neither I work in a Forensics Lab, which is probably one of the ultimate self-sufficient jobs ever. Despite this, I have been written up for a "bad attitude", because I didn't gossip and chat with the other employees (I talked to them, but I didn't make a 20 minute round of chatter every hour ). I know it isn't smiling, per se, but you would be surprised how many places this stuff matters. Perhaps. Also, know that me and your father know you masturbate. Go to work dude. I know you work on sundays Is that horse... *I swim there!* At least your teacher didn't slap a girls ass in the hallway. This was middle school, by the way How much have *you* spent on it? idk, it's actually almost cute except for the fact that he looks a good 10 or 15 years older than her Hey guys, I just masturbated! Better post it to Facebook... My go-to sites are XKCD and, less frequently, the Oatmeal, although I don't check them daily. You're making me want to keep a list in my bookmarks, though. Touché. Oh... That would mean... ### 'This Jade horse statue looks Khan era, maybe one of Khan's men carried it himself.' 'Wait no it has made in china on it.' I do like waffles...just not the blue kind Thats not what he said A guy didn't ask me to print this, but he brought in the poster of a girl with a shirt cut right above her nipples and asked me to laminate it. (Wonder why ) So, at the Eli Zombietarian Summer BBQ, We will find you dining on the Manning Tartare... Slurping down the succulent, moist and lightly seasoned l'quarterback... God? Yea and while I'm at it ill give her a blotter of LSD and then inject her with meth Is that the weird Target with the 2 story parking garage *in front* of the store? Only in LA. A person I knew had a clock set to 'Maple Story time' on his laptop. I don't know anything about the game, but I got the implication that it was addicting. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Aaaaaaand you just went too far Oh you PROMISE to follow up. Or to the mouth, at least! Even though its fake, I've never seen decomposition look like that. It kinda looks like mushrooms are growing on it I read that at first as "ASCII dick" With regards to the song "Thrift Shop", I don't approve of popping tags. Also, some of the lyrics make no sense to me. For instance, why does he pass on moccasins because someone else has been walking in them, but then asks if he can have someone's Grandpa's hand-me-downs, including the Grandpa's velour slippers? i....have made a terrible mistake. . I'm really trying, but this isn't helping... Redditor first, desperate and dateless second ### #### [* *](//#magnets) Wolf? bear? dog?.... All I know is it is sexy as hell... ┌( )┘ um, I could totally dig up a half a dozen wimmins that would look at you with a "Good enough" Why josh why ? You can tape the map in your windshield, that ought to be legal, right ? Could u be less clear? Fact. People who don't wipe down their machines after their workout are one of my biggest pet peeves in the gym Aliens. They always take my monsters then use them as synchro material or as tributes. Ok, stop giving to the Internet all of our criminal techniques please Even if I don't need the update I just have to get rid of the little red circles on the App Store Thanks? ಠ_ಠ Nothing. "Off to the sandbox" That can go more than one way. ####You're sick, though. 3:20.... Never forget. Can't be a physics major. The math is wrong... I am also 5'10" with blonde hair and blue eyes... "Eating yogurt" has me second guessing the intent of this tumblr account IE Not sure if checkmate or check, mate No, he's just being supportive. ... blue waffle? What a shit ending. I take AP environmental now. I don't know if it's just my teacher or what, but it's barely science. The FRQs usually ask things like "what are 3 sources of air pollution" and "how can you save water" Every sign has a story... Jesus... source! I don't know what this means -> That's not average at all Dude.. am i the only one here that thinks this post is more disturbing than confusing. i like art ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ [ ] Are the massive socks intentional? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ It's the name. Cake and cheese sounds like it would taste terrible. Try it with someone who says they don't like cheesecake. Simply rename it to angelhaircake and they will probably like it. god dammit I think the dead decomposed person in the room may keep them guessing a while... .0024 is more than *TWO* orders of magnitude off of 10^-5 . I feel like the term order of magnitude just gets thrown around to mean "I was off by more than a factor of 10" You wake up, the blankets are comfortable and the room is cold. Grab your laptop off the nightstand to check some things on the net before getting ready for the day. See a video clip you really wanna check out. House mate is asleep so you need your headphones.... which are on the other side of the room. Damn it ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ In elementary school, I was bullied relentlessly. One time I didn't back down. Took a punch to the face, smiled and shoved back. Teacher saw it and we were apparently both guilty somehow. The principle beat me with a paddle. Apparently at the beginning of the year, a lot of parents signed the corporal punishment waiver. I know... But this thread just took off... And I just told myself I would be on for a few minutes and then bam! Now I'm having awesome conversations with everyone... I also failed to mention I have a test tomorrow ( ) That woman behind him: ω ω at first i was like that site (sbiii.com) Masochist here. Corn sounds fun. Dem ridges A woman with cute feet. It's a result of childhood trauma. My father lost both his feet to a landmine in Vietnam and my mother was stomped to death by my high school marching band. Oh man, could you imagine? *God help us* That tongue. I don't even... What. In. The. Flying. Fuck. ... *listens to it.* Wow, it is. Almohadas waifus..... Maybe she's just more talented than he expected. ಠ_ಠ Oh yeah and because he didn't intend to kill him he totally deserves the lesser charge of manslaughter. She *was* hot. In 1990 Pasadena has a 3-story parking deck for Target, each story with its own entrance I actually do not know I read that as "fleshlight" assumption proven correct It's keeping me up and my first day of class is tomorrow. Somebody's little princess. Never leave him Try it with diarrhea dude. My god. This is exactly what I do He sucks They didn't kill either one of them though agito was renamed to type-0 and versus is still in production and is probably going to b. out on the ps4 now with a rumor that it is going to be renamed to XV. It creeps me out that all those names match at least 1 person on my qq Orange juice. How did you find this when it's 17 days old? OP is actually Varg Vikernes. Only 5 up votes and all 10 codes are gone? . There needs to be a better way. Reposting like a bitch ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ So this was staged huh... I'm sitting in my high school algebra class on my iPod and don't want to click it. But I did anyway Until now ಠಠ ಠಠ ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ Liosp ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ Yeah...who WAS that dick.... Dude, NSFW!! And you talked about me No, after. (it never worked again) :D I was on the frontpage and thought "man,this dude climbed all the way up there!?",clicked the link.......Tera........... I haven't seen this prank before But... higby plays NC, so it must be true! A quart of milk? Consider yourself lucky. It's extremely uncomfortable Good choice... I checked it for lulz.... Just WTF... Good. And abortions only happen if the woman is willing to go through with it Because evolutionary biology is capable of making moral judgements as to the manner in which genetic material is passed from person to person. Oh... *Oh* He literally just made that same pun. Not sure if ... There is nothing passive about it. Your tone and body language should convey all the same scorn as: . This technique instills shame. As am I. You couldnt have waited more than one day before attempting to repost this video? . Well that would explain their recent bank hacking . My dad says it too. To my Korean girlfriend "Wow looks like you really had to go!" It wasn't a question BEEeeEeeEEr This belongs on /r/WTF. That baby should be in a rear facing toddler seat. She is much too big for the infant seat and too small to be front facing. I'm raging over here. Also, full bottle of straight juice. Hello, juvenile diabetes and tooth decay. The Blackberry Z10 beat the Galaxy Note II It wasn't a pun Somehow I get the feeling that you haven't actually been there... How is it better to get raped by a jackknife than a penis? ' - ' ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ohhhh... That fucking little shit... *was* proud of you. That took my computer longer to load Not to you. How did this get six up votes...? Was told 'Hitler would have loved you' because of my blonde hair and blue eyes Super into it. Caught a guy with the gtr badge on a mustang the other day At the A's game the other night a guy stood at the one right next to me and said, "This is gonna take a little while here, bear with me" Nice watch! (Personal experience) I didn't even know this was a thing untill now .. German here I don't get it Every damn time the shampoo commercial with the woman washing her hair in the air plains bath room I have to mute my tv because my room mates keep thinking I'm watching porn I hate that commercial. So... We all already knew about this.. If something is about to go down it will be on the 10. Is that the 9 for us on eastern time? If nothing happens then great! But that's the date... Agh! Female married to a bi male here... I feel like we get that kind of judgement from folks from his hometown. When he introduces me as his wife I've actually had a few of them respond with "OH! He was gay when I knew him!" It's like... So now he's married they think he's like Mr Hetero now or something. Annoying... All his insides became outsides.... Oh, thank you for that mental image It gets worse the more players you have. 2v2 is alright. Just don't try a 4v4. > Can somebody explain the skinny version of this? "You are soooo skinny! " Seriously, no shit Sherlock. I know I'm underweight, but telling me to eat a sandwich is the same as me telling somebody lay off the sandwiches. Like my penis Holy shit Kalanz! Congrats man! You deserve this! You're such a selfless giver so now you sit back and play us something! Pamper yourself too, but play us so something! I'm serious....play us a tune Kalanz, play us a song! C'mon......jk you're amazing man, I'm glad I know you! I admit my comparison is a bit crazy and the history a bit off. Wine makes me ponder funny things. I'm only writing this post not from a research standpoint, but from my memory. Im only 26 but my first pc was an IBM with 3.1. I then went onto a Compaq Presario with 98. I then got a really really nice Sony Vaio desktop with ME...shudders then a Vaio laptop with XP. I then got a job with Quanta, servicing HP laptops during the Vista era and all their buggy goodness. I finally got a cheap Dell with 7 and loved it. Now I'm rocking a 2011 MBP but I bootcamp W7 home premium x64. Only real 2000 or NT experience i ever had was as a material handling office clerk at a ball bearing plant. I'm living...I'm not in it. did I...did I just read some kiddie erotic story? I feel sick after reading your username ಠ_ಠ because if my **UNCLE** has cancerous junk, that **TOTALLY** means I've seen my grandpa's junk. I had to read this out loud just to make sure I read it right. on my signal, unleash hell. Where did I say most? I used the colloquialism "A fair number", this phrase does not indicate a majority. Rather, it means a large/surprising amount. I even defended /r/guns in my criticisms That is *NOT* the eleventh doctor. Try four months..... I'm 6'7" and I hate all of you! Ill never be able to drive a sports car. MATT? Rent... ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ No, and now I can't find it. ... five! Great job, keep it up!!!... Unless you are abusing substances with reckless abandon for a short term bump of sweet sweet karma. Emperor's New Groove. I'm 20, and if ever offered to watch it, I will reply with an enthusiastic, "YOU BET YOUR ASS I WANNA WATCH IT." Why are you eating in the financial district? And back to 200 Any thought would help she in my first just concerned Right when we finished she grabbed ice cream from the freezer and rubbed it all over her vag because "your baby won't die in the cold" What? We all know where you life Yes Got a jaw breaker and broke my root canal..... That is fucked. And that, right there, is the kind of shit that pro-lifers say that takes away any credibility they could have possibly had with me Why is there a pic of a dog? It's a clone... not a repost ... It took me a minute to realize that this is porn Dude.....your username Clone of my dog Get back in there! Poor Darth Maul . At this point I was like "Ok, they're trying too hard". Then I saw him in the toxic acid in cannon's core First of all thank u for commenting. Secondly and this is my fault as a new person to Reddit I forgot to mention this isn't me. It's just a random person. Although my intention is to make more narcissistic comics in be future. Lots of them! Chronic relapser here. And I already lost the competition. Got drunk on some rice beverage last night in Laos and smoked a couple of cigarettes. Bad girl. You need spanking. Seriously tho, as long as you see it as a problem, I know youll quit it. Write creepy in the comments and Upvote and see what happens Anymore You and I have four mutual friends on facebook More like next week "Water" LE SHUT UP AND TAKE MY LE MONEY Baltimore huh, never would of guessed it judging by this reply That doesn't look Animal Style I read "GG Bench EDWARD" . I was like "WTFFFFF". Or the jackasses in vehicles. Cali weed is a good reason. Carne asada burrito. Wut.... Now I want to see, and eat, a ginger snap. Really...? I like how it's carefully groomed to... reveal the ass cleavage? Cheap shot its me Naru remember? Wanted to be a teacher. Never knew you were a redditor *DUDE!* Spoiler tags! Aren't ninjas supposed to be invisible? Irregardless Yikes, sorry about the bad image quality. I didn't notice it when I posted it. Op is a fag. Thank you for clarifying this. I stumbled upon this thread, read the top comment and was like . I'm pretty new to PvP in general, and I was like "fuck, I've been doing this wrong for weeks now?" awesome, that fills me with all sorts of warm fuzzies . Hopefully this announcement is just more posturing. Some years ago, I hanged around a bunch of bedouins, and on one supper, I burped. Everyone went on me and, puzzled, I asked "well, don't arabs view it as a compliment?", and they laughed and said "oh, that's the uneducated country yobs who do that"... YOLO. This is all words... Misread that as /r/jailbait and was like, "That shield is absorbing the laser!" *continues to fire only at the shield* ..... Sir stahp people make jokes to lighten the situation otherwise you are left with fucking morbid feelings O cuando te las pongas. ** ** On par with the bike chain around the torso for ways to ensure maximum potential of spinal injuries if you fall off your bike ...fecal...transplants? accidentally > Most useful site on the internet you say? I should probably **Google** it and check it out. I once worked at Carmax needless to say I had a terrible boss who ended up later getting fired. But I was attending a family funeral in Boston when a wild blizzard appeared and caused our flight back to be cancelled so naturally I called and told him what was going on he said "Well if you can't fly back drive back so you're here in the morning for your shift." I ended up not driving back because it continued to snow for the next day and a half and upon my return he told me I was no longer allowed to take off for any family emergencies. I clean my counters before and after cooking a meal, every time. But people insist on feeding the cat on the counter so every time I cook meat/fish etc. he jumps up on my freshly cleaned counter So someone had to take those pictures for him, huh? Why is there a second toilet next to it? A classmate of mine got buttmad and told me the driver could take the wave as a sign that something weird was going on. I kinda stared at him while he ranted Sure did! Right next to that rock tumblr. ( ) So they're really going with that "born mobile" thing, huh? People tend to think the USA protects Canada because they are our hat. . . it's the other way around, they are our hat of last resort . I have you tagged as "Wears GF's Undies" for some reason So if a hero is whoever we want it to be, as a noun, wouldn't asshole, or dumbass, both of which are also nouns, be whatever we want them to be too? The inference on dismissal seems like you're pandering to make me look bad because you have sports heroes I have you tagged as "unhelpful" for some reason If they made one for guys (this is [m]y favorite shirt), I'd wear it just to see other redditors go . If the price is right. I don't mind social media wanting to know my every move. The main thing that worries me is the very existence of a share button next to porn. No twitter, just no Glad to see we still can't score with runners in scoring position. Skopje What do you mean girl you *were* dating I could tell when you put a bounty on my cat... I'm clumsy and funny . But i get what you're saying. We all going to die!!,!,!,!,!,!,,!,! ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Yes....research Yes. "Caught". I already have that I will reply to this top comment and hope for the subsequent karma to flow ( watching karma ticker *sweating*...c'mon, c'mon dammit!) j'ai rien a repondre a tous ces #... Et lache moi avec tes histoires de "politique de droite". Je vais frapper lorsque je vais voir des stupitides comme le premier post ci-haut. The Isles wouldn't have wanted Chara, Luongo and Spezza... ---------- Umm, this doesn't look like what it does in those infomercials. Tractors... Pretty sure sticking dead animals in trees isn't normal behavior. If you stare at her face long enough, something starts twitching...Like she's evil. I see what you did there...I might have to make one of my own this weekend I actually was needing to restring mine cuz they were sounding dull LOL this is the second time I've had a mystery gift. The other was a Metallica sheet music book, it was gone an hour after I put it on my list a stop sign on I-80? I just wish I knew who it was! Hope they don't use lab mice. ಠ_ಠ Sound advice indeed MAKE IT SO ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ I had actually read a series when I was really younger that I loved.....like a younger Merlin. I can't for the life of me remember what it was called! same with a lucasarts book about a fuzzy cat like creature sold as a slave then became a gladiator.....it was a series but I only had the first book, I LOVED it! I just can't remember the title! If only it came with a note so I knew who to thank! You sir, are what we call an asshole. Stop judging people people by how they look, what they eat, and what they do. Our teacher would constantly yell at us to ask questions, but would get mad when we actually did; That guy is Gandhi. Cannot unsee gun saying Lol hahahha I started to spam the promote button and a huge came up with the caption "when you do this, people tend to direct their frustration at me, please stop" Read rapper as raper. No oh god STOP ...She's dead I kept reading this as llama. My dog just gave me , and I told him "At least I've tried!". What the hell is wrong with me!! Oh, ha..sorry. I was trying to make a pregnancy joke. Liberal, Kansas Wait, I have RES, and "those eyes" just show up as empty squares to me: (I copy-pasted, and they still look like squares, so let me know if they look like eyes to you) This had kicked my ass about a month ago. "Born to a chinese mother and an African American father... who she's never met" Hisao...what are you doing? I call bullshit. My sandwiches and tacos consistently look much more like the pics on the left. I think OP may be Jared from Subway. But they have the secret weapon > Do you hate us??? #### On your buddy? A sniper rifle with short range I think you could afford to buy a vowel. First India, now the dolphins I was enjoying this game until it came to the cold fact that I'd need to pony up real money to play this game in any real time frame. That is unless you want to play it for the next 10 years 24/7. I'd have gladly bought a full version of this game, but these pay to play schemes all these companies are rolling out is just ridiculous. And after that cunt killed the over pregnant cunt she goes and starts fucking the Asian some more so that maybes she can die giving birth too, stupid fucking retarded overwAtched gay show le username is le re[le]vent Oh fuck. Please tell me you were joking...haha right Than* Indeed. Don't get too crazy. It's not called "affirmative action" anymore. Now it's "promoting diversity" Your friend is a madman. wow does she not look into it I 5 Stelle lanciano un caso mediatico con accuse pesantissime e poi smentiscono e se ne lavano le mani, alla stregua del peggior PDL Cant you all just download the .apk? That Vamana was building physical protection. 151 Ban one of your leaders from a territory he watches over? Rather relevant because I read the title as fellatio instead of gelato. [ ] Are you guys serious? Pandas? Learn gestalt theory. This is a tiger ~1000 upvotes What the fuck?!.. is not something that came to mind when I saw this post Same thing happens to me. Smells like ass....correct ! So le re[le]vent The last time that Germany backed up Japan didn't end well . South Korea uses internet explorer for nearly all of its financial transactions. Wait, homosexual men need contraception now? First thing I thought when I read the comic. Who the hell is this latin-lover type supposed to be? > If it's not too late to post the picture it''s not too late to post the details Not to mention it's the shortest month of the year This sure is hilarious... Not everyone's American I don't trust you. The last time I tried that, some half-goat guy tried to molest me YOU JUST WON THE INTERNET I need to fartkontrol when my girl is near ^^^^processed ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^processed ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^processed ^^ಠ_ಠ ^processed ^ಠ_ಠ processed Only if you're passionate about sealers Even if its like this ? ( ) But they still can't add Clan Calling Cards Jerry Shit got serious when you saw them in the store. Sweet chocolaty goodness. **Fremont** Thanks, Cheney... I misread "Gree.." as "Glee" and thought about the cast of that show singing a Misfits song Twenty thirteen. The only way it should be. Fapfapfapfapfapfap.... I'm on to your guys' plan. The smell of my own burning flesh during my vasectomy. I'm sorry, but the rules on the sidebar clearly doesn't say anything about how I am supposed to express my opinion. So you are saying I am not intelligent for posting a reaction gif and it doesn't match up to the high standards of the /r/Ubuntu community? Yes, the vote button is there for you to decide whether my comment is good or not, that's like your opinion, man, and I have the freedom to post whatever reactiongif or le meme I want and if it goes against your high class pretentious subreddit rules go ahead and ban me. My dad and I taught my stepmom to ride a dirt bike and her logic was that twisting the throttle forward should be go and twisting it back should be stop... It took me about 10 mins to realise this was a joke Unlimited sick day? I came here to take a *break* from Cognos That's like saying that I shouldn't sprint when I run in practice because that would be tryhardy Yes looks perfect wtf Usually when I see a "sale" on Legos at Target.. they're $1 off. *oooooh* Red shirt? Masturbate is a better word ** ** Catholics are Christians... A few others here smoke as well, I think. Can't be too sure. Wut? That. Movie. I read this as "UFC releases Carlos Condit...." If you're this worried should have wrapped it up Tell them that you have a bottle of fine tequila that you are willing to part with. Then watch your furniture build itself Believe it or not, with some practice you could do handstacks of 50. I've personally seen a guy pull off an 80 stack. Obviously this pisses me off I can get a 24 handstack, but anymore than that the shots go to crap. Since winter has shed her bitchy coat I will be able to get back into practicing it again. This doesn't necessarily mean that the device will always be connected (though it looks that way), i think it's more about the fact that he made an ass out of himself on twitter Way to spray semen all over a gun given to you by your grandfather. You did terrible!!! What do you mean "you people"? I'm currently driving a Toyota Yaris. Not my all time fave, but I would certainly shoot myself before buying a Camry. not me. the thought of sticking my dick in my mouth disturbs me. And now I am thinking of that too... Thanks I had no idea there was any other way for rizzeal ?! i recently rebought a ps3 and cod4, and what would you know.. they are *still* $15 after 5+ years This *exact* thing happened to me in 2004. I was married and already had one child, I just wanted some peace of mind and a decent amount of time between kids. My IUD was removed and my son was born when my daughter was eighteen months old. Thanks a lot, Paragard. And *then* I got pregnant while using the NuvaRing two and a half years later. I threw in the proverbial towel, declared myself the Queen of Fertility, and my husband got a vasectomy. I've managed to avoid getting pregnant for five whole years now. It's a personal record. Who is that narrator, and why is he there. Every time I watch a roadcam video I scroll down to read the comments on YouTube... It's just squiggly lines and fancy drawings and shit. Every damn time Dude...why is she still living with you She sounds terrible! can't tell if you are joking or not... (┛ )┛彡 ʇıppǝɹ Krakow. It would be a huge bonus in my eyes. I love music, and I've become friends with a lot of people due to conversations sparked by my band t shirts. One of my best friends is a musician, and I love going to his shows, even when he humiliates me by dedicating a song and pointing me out in the crowd Oh god yes, that is just... ugh I eat cheezits......every day......for six months now I'll have to time it to avoid looks of disapproval. You do realize that in a democracy the government is us. Right? dat contract even Shero couldn't magically make that ok A link to the original image you're referencing to might help this get off the ground. If only I could find it. WHERE THE FUCK IS THE PICTURE ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Like this: *Diet* Coke? You disgusting monster. Thank you! It has given me a huge confidence boost :D and I'm sorry.....I only text my wife, and I'd die without my phone Hahaha I guess I've been absent a little more than usual sorry lol Can't tell if serious or fanning the flames of speculation 1 shot yourself oh phys reflect mobs If you have been watching this show, you should know that this is not a kids show although it is commonly mistaken as such. I started laughing out loud at this on public transit. It shows his butt Especially how that two of the girls lose parts of their arms... Yes, but what would buy-and-hold returned? Plus - they have a minimum entry of $130,000 My dad said that I was sending him to an early grave. I see that *gulp* Yes!! There was one painting in particular... I remember thinking ..."Oh my.. this painting is... wierd... then I looked up... " TIL AlienBlue has a special tab tht appears when replying. when swiped down, you can choose to see the comment your replying to, (ive deleted my replys so many times...), or youcan see what youre typing. if you swipe to the right, you get the face. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Ask her out, not like you have anything better to do than post on Reddit What do *you* mean "you people"? I thought Dark Souls was already a sequel OH MY GOD. But women do... Yeah. Good times. What the fuck, asshole. Cause I'm minding my own business, in my lane, out of your way, you want to CLOTHESLINE me with a metal object moving at 30 MPH? Sounds like you're the problem, here Never had pancakes and bacon?! What do *you* mean "What do *you* mean "you people? ಠ_ಠ" Yaaay for future gifting! And for days off! I get one a week.....every week.....I feel some of your pain! In the hyperbolic time chamber!! I hadn't talked to this person in about three years before those messages came earlier tonight... not sure how I was the "lucky" recipient. Oh God, that looks like snooki airships...as in zepplins? like....the Hindenburg? "People routinely die" *realization* "why do i get to fuck off?"...... That face. She looks like my cousin... Smexi Nope...such a backwards country living in huts under fanatic dictator rule...they are no threat - its not like they will do what--fly planes into buildings... No one here said anything hateful against Germans. In the name of the post I am stating a fact. It is indeed a photograph of a German stormtrooper. I was lazy and didn't read the whole page. I just looked at the pictures attempting to understand how they had anything to do with breastfeeding. It's all in the resin. I was at a beach party with some friends talking to a guy friend of mine, all the sudden someone is poking me in the back and I turned around to see this guy, who has his arm around a girl I know and has been making out with her for the last hour and he says "you're really fucking hot, are you gonna go home with that guy?" Take notes guys, this one is a pro! Actually, lions and tigers were exactly what I had in mind when that occurred to me - do we really want to take that evolutionary step "backwards" (maybe downwards?) and not even have a height advantage over such predators? I know no-one will be likely to encounter such things by 3013 (probably sooner ), but simply halving the size of humans would have huge unintended consequences and flow-on effects, I'm sure. This is starting to get "hard". Stop changing the topic, Casanova Well, you are in good company. I think my future is Linux Administration. A lot of reading to do The Human Centipede This isn't a manea I once used rock stun that sided into macro rabbit, my opponent saw me drop the bunny game 2 and he was like We are supposed to hold positions. *Multi21, Miopra, multi21.* In the last picture, your station *clearly* makes this expression: Holy shit that looks painful I been doing this for over a year now lol and I don't see it changing any time soon Knifepoint sounds safer than Sunshine How does a comment saying "Have an upvote" get an upvote? Hobo with a shotgun We do, however it USUALLY doesn't go towards the coffee I am very disapointed in this picture now | He needed to be protected and served. Female engineer myself, best thing is to work at a constructions site! hmmmmmmnn.... Cats. They're so evil. He's just concerned he won't get any more of your money. I wish I could personally kick him in the nuts for you. Lots of good advice in this thread, please keep us updated! Best of luck! I think I get and maybe a "How about we not." I'm not even going to pretend to 'hate to be that guy' when saying this, because I don't. I genuinely feel that if you can't afford to properly adopt a pet to begin with than you can't afford to properly care for said pet either, and doing so in spite of this is both self serving and damaging to the health of the animal. You mean ^ಠ These references are getting closer together in time.... I didn't mean to make it sound easy. It's sorting through shit . Not something most people enjoy doing. But honestly what else do girls have to do other than find the diamond in the turd pile. It's hard for a girl to go out gaming because their standards relay a lot more on personality so they have to sit down and talk to people. That's what I ment by sorting through shit. But maybe they are just after hotties in that case they just need to look hot and follow sedition advice. I'm more at the fact that the link looks clicked on.. Yeah because Blizz never gives us things and takes them away. she, "sucked", at her job? I spy with my little eye the FBI The most* Or he has been shading for 3 years. ┌( )┘ ┌( )┘ ------ ┌( )┘ ps2? at an auction? Lawyers say the cutest things! What I took from this story is that you're one of those guys who holds up an entire train to hold the doors open. Boy do I love this state.... Being forced to face-plant on women's breasts. I would confess even I have nothing to. Glad I could send a :) your way. Hope your day improves... I'm stuck in meeting hell with a backlog of tickets... One of the meetings is to discuss why I'm behind on tickets. TIL atheists ended slavery. How Fucking Dare You?! I've seen Sirefef.gen before, almost always tossed into a keygen or cracker. As an electrical engineer who switched from computer engineering: One short of a centipede If you can't do, teach. As someone who has been looking to buy a house for the past year and a half I can confirm this. We were in a couple bidding wars with development firms. We were looking for a non-updated house so that we could renovate it the way we wanted. We'd drop out when the price went higher than what we wanted to spend (we are still gonna have to pay to renovate after all) and both times we saw the same house listed a few months later for double the price with a new coat of paint and new fixtures. Friday Friday, gotta get down on friday is all I heard while looking at this. WELP, excuse me while I go destroy my uterus to save on health insurance costs. There is never enough pussy... Just checked your submission history and you seem to have a bunch of submissions on /r/incest, including one asking why incest is unethical and another on incest hentai. My best guess is saying that the Anivia will be 1820 (at least 1350) seeing how all her abilties have new effects, new model on her passive, new voice and all that. I'm really hoping the Volibear one will be 975 but there is a chance they may put it out for 1350. Either way, I'm buying them both. Mexican nanny state FTW... not "singning" ... Probably because she wraps her legs around you when she senses you're getting close. Worst nightmare... Penguin = Just sent it out :D. How do I close this I'm sure you have an event in your life that took the courage and confidence comparable to what he is displaying here. I instantly 'd. You're not a true redditor if you don't know what time the narwhal bacons. Come on now. It's not a good sign that you have to go back almost a hundred years to find one. that aside, for every good one you might find, it would not be hard to find 10 that should be in prison. Apparently, the female population does actually have the same odd body functions as I do! But, none of them will admit it in public Thanks Reddit This is incredible. Is it for sale?? Marge Simpson and a random black guy It's a repost - last posted just yesterday ლ( ლ) Seriously So wait, I get that people feel quality degrades with new players; which isn't always the game. Since this is a SP game - what part of your SP experience will be ruined by more players? If you are buying gold just buy a membership I know where this is going. Why!! "Please use Netscape Navigator and the Shockwave plug-in to see this site in its full majesty." So OP, how do you feel about yoga pants? Yeah that makes sense. And your username... Yes, Romney lost because he was not conservative enough. Too bad nobody else sees it that way ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^^ಠ_ಠ^^^ Though I'm not currently reading it, thanks for the spoiler alert Yea, it honestly just pisses me off at this point when someone I am smoking with doesn't do it because pretty much everyone in my circle has been educated about it . Doing it means more hits for everyone; how could you just not do it? I still love the look of standard old well tied fisher mans with mono Yes, and my friends parents thought this about Pokemon for most of his childhood. That's... I don't even... why? Your dad is creepy Politicians don't create jobs they create the environment in which jobs will be created And I'm in geometry. *if* it resumes... >Politicians don't create jobs they create the *environment* in which jobs will be created there is now more time in lag than the servers have been running. I'm looking at you, Fred Phelps A fellow Alaska? I'm onto you. Especially spaghetti cooked in the locker room hot tub. Thaattssss evil.. ** ** Crocodiles and elephants can't jump See I totally would be glad to make those pre prepped meals and would never be embarrassed about it. Hell I would wax his ass for him if thats what he wanted. All I want is for him to be safe and a little bit of consideration of how I feel. It sucks to come home after a long day at work to an empty house, only to be joined hours later by a sweaty smelly dude that doesn't shower before he goes to bed. What I have a cousin who named her baby girl Nevaeh (Heaven backwards) Really orangered? Still better than "Periopolis" I suppose. People seem to overlook the main point, no person of sound mind approaches police during a fight. If my kid was fighting with police, I'd stay back because I have enough sense to listen to police. Had the kid just listened to the officers, perhaps the entire thing could have blown over with a CTW and a be on your way. seems a troll has gotten in Drbacon Go home, you're drunk. It's only Thursday night. Damnit. "I suppose." He could always ask his mother.. For what the perfect time to strike? Looks like an eagle holding a testicle. Awesome. "Someone I know"..."told me" You had 60 boxes of pasta for dinner? I had 2 brothers growing up, and several MIA squishy tubie things (what the fuck are these things called) throughout the years. The sudden realization when I put two-and-two together, as an adult... Don't mind me I didn't want to sleep tonight anyway! I guess my dad's mom once called a litte black girl "the cutest little jiggaboo"... there are hashtags on that t-shirt FUCKING HASHTAGS! Color... (You must be under 30 years old.) I can't even drive straight in truck simulator while fiddling with the radio Same. Except not my dad, who is estranged.. but there isn't much of anything that I wouldn't tell/haven't told my mom. ... He murdered someone... "imgius.com"? ivysaur? It's not even an insult; it's just terrible Yeah, was gone by then I'm still playing it, as I can't afford a Wii U yet. I've only played it once online, though. Running a network cable across my living room combined with Ad-hoc Party vs. what Tri's online was like is just Yeah, congratulations on being a drug dealer and getting away with it... This seriously gets on my nerves. I'm just strollin' through the net, "well, this seems interesting, I might watch it". Next thing you know you're watching a bunch of girls taking a shower. Together. ..everyone. But...How did you take the picture? I thought she died If she came back to life. ** ** ლ( ლ) Please punch her in the cunt. With a flamethrower. "Do not use with children under the age of 5" I seriously need a cite for this. 283 rotations per second. how does that little engine survive. Why was this down voted? America is awake now . Are you ready? He certainly wasn't calling men noble. That was you, putting words in his mouth, before dissing him. What... what sort of sexual favors might female penguins be able to offer males? 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Not an actor, not a singer, not a celebrity: he was (and remains) the leader of the free world. So we forgave him for his brief time speaking with us and counted ourselves lucky to have him in our fold if even for a minute. Those poor chihuahuas . The one on the left looks like Justin Bieber Damn he's really serious about his enjoyment of art. Screw you dude, I didn't need to see that after eating a sandwich "We don't want unwanted people?" Someone went ALL WRONG with this sign. Nipple clamps, "Hands-on children..." I like it although you went through all that trouble to create a new box to cool your beverages in, but you still didn't bother with proper handles? I guess I should stop saying that I'm going to spread peanut butter on my bread, then. "We have a long... ...*weird* history..." Cube of Meat x3 This is me, in my last semester of college. Right now. You... you what? Whoa for a second there I was interested in badminton Deliberately? 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"Kind of" Haha it's funny because the dog is in a lot of pain... i agree, fortunatley im not a dumbass. i failed to mention though, i am not a guy. this is in the womens bathroom. how the hell is that a real subreddit Well someone started from a young age. On outpost is impossibile to get more than 23...screw that people You're on reddit, don't pretend you haven't whacked it once or twice Sure looks like it. Also commented in the linked thread. omfg!! Victor.. iam sold! you have a new fan Complexity! Oh that woulda sucked! I bought the Newsflesh trilogy out of order lol I got the second one because it sounded so awesome! I was halfway thru before I realized it was the second entry! I did today after Greinke's little adventure. Those are not PCs... Those are in the top 5 most played we are talking about UNDEPLAYED that naix build I'm glad I'm not the only one! I always refer to the Newsflesh trilogy as my example. I made it halfway through book 2 just accepting all these flashback memories as part of the narrative.....not realizing that I'd missed the first book completely The game is called Tax Evaders. 10 items or fewer Both? ^^^^^ Have a great time, fall in love because why not, bang like rabbits, wear a rubber Yeah about that Dyrone. Was the brand ban an accident or was it actually on purpose? at first I was , Seems like walking single-file would be called for in this situation Ya, shorty after posting this I found the GC subreddit. I need to learn to be more patient when looking for subreddits Curious.... You went to 9gag? get out. I *was* going give you an upvote, until I read your username. How dare you waste the beer. Wow that really sucks Adults is what they are. Late 20's, if not 30's. Pretending to be fucking High Schoolers Not to mention the amount of injuries that would occur from adults sticking their finger in the pod dispenser. 79 people liked it ...eventually I see what you did there. I have trouble grasping this... It's essentially the same as the other answers but you disagree with the other responses... Headline, which comes right from original posting, is not supported by article content. A physician who says "rehabbable?" White, atheist gay dude living in Africa puts me at -475 . Guess I should move to 'Norwar'. I don't get it, this is neither funny, or makes any sense? I see what you did there What **ABOUT** Sasha Pavlovic? Oh we know everything now. *Everything*. WE KNOW ABOUT VEGAS. We know what you did. Shame on you. The further. ಠ_ಠ....just... I don't know if you'll classify DLC as a full game but, the Metal Gear Rising DLC where you play as Sam. That just sort of ended and didn't really explain why he's doing what he's doing in the DLC/main game, or it was just really poor/vaguely explained. Also at the end of the credits they put Sam's first appearance (Which is also the first cutscene in the actually game) and then have "To be continued in Metal Gear Rising"... wut Thank you! I can usually only reddit from my phone, and links like this (and also tabbed YouTube videos ) always mess up/send me to the mobile site, so I never get the joke...but yeah, thanks! As a metal head...I....have....Alejandro by lady gaga Square toed shoes If I could stop every misleading submission from you I'd gladly do it. If you don't like the fact they sue that's fine but this kind of misleading submission, I HAVE BUT ONE DOWNVOTE TO GIVE. I'm running into this problem myself as well. Just got into G-rank and hit a bit of a brick wall. 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And it's really crummy and discouraging to mandate that a compliment on contrasting looks can't contribute to a discussion. Im with this guy! ლ( ლ) how do you make this face: This is some Andy Kaufman level AMA shit up in here. Can't decide if this is post-Morgan Freeman AMA genius, or just a train wreck. Rebecca Black.. Everything except beef... I played hockey in Pittsburgh starting a the young age of 5 and got to meet many penguins players while playing at south point( their practice rink). Moved to CA a few years ago and now get called a bandwagon pens fan every time I where a jersey out. Thanks Kings fans Kapora burger seems interesting. Super Metroid. My mom let me buy Robocop 3 instead - easily one of the worst, (and difficult), video games of all time - it was cheaper... Thought it said "CHICKEN THINGS". Was very confused at first. It's also like asking for a Gameboy and getting a Tomy handheld game When I went to a fertility doctor the collection room had the hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil monkeys. Why is there a dude wearing a strapon? For the people who are asking what the program name is, it literally says it right up there in the upper left corner. ლ( ლ) JJ Why are you looking at your Asian roommates underwear? Got the error, reinstalled, still having the error. I laughed, then 'd, then laughed. Stormtrooper with fanny pack Who goes out of their way to make the video not playable on tablet or phone Life lessons from "suckmywurst" Right? It's pretty funny. Especially when I see examples of it 'in the wild,' where people try to get indignant and complain to mgt/employees about kids being somewhere...and the kids are behaving and quiet, and only those complaining are being assholes. Now, if the kids are scream-y, fine, complain, hell, I'll complain too...but if you're just complaining about their *presence?* All those FFX songs and no To Zanarkand? Homeopathy is purest bullshit. It is perpetuated by a despicable minority who profit from the gullibility of desperate people. I said Wait. What? Given your username I am unsure what to think I've never had any problems with the current reddit search function. Any time I can't find something it's because people submit links with titles like "Wait... what?" or " " rather than actually titling it properly. Ma lugesin *SUGULIHAS* IAN BERNARDO. You're projecting / judging where it's not needed. Unnecessary. Just redirect the person to the *correct* sub and offer advice to the best you can! You are presumptuous In all of your "facts" about OPs post. tried it. got an upvote TIE (Twin Ion Engine) Fighter: propulsion? ONE LV-909 liquid fuel engine. Don't forget Tesla Check into this carefully. As a transfer student I tested out of physics 140 and 240 equivalents at my old university due to getting a 4 on physics C exams. Unfortunately only 5s are good enough for Michigan and the credit did not transfer. I inquired if they could transfer it as a credit from my old university as my old university recognized it. They said no. Even though I had taken a physics 340 equivalent and done well and was a junior in a discipline where if I don't know the basics like physics 140 and 240, I should be failing. So now I'm taking grad courses AND freshmen physics . The bureaucracy here is retarded. The story didn't make it seem like he chose to give up his life... I mean... He was crucified... Boxing Helena. It was so unsettling. what is windows xp iirc? Im at work until 0600 , but I have monday off. will be getting shitfaced. its 27 years old, not much to get worked up about. Good to meet a fellow 4-14er! Did you know our bday is also called Ruination Day? Gillian Welch wrote a 2-part song about it. Fucking depressing. You were one of those who left early OKKAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I would love to (the 14th is my birthday) but im at work until 0600 Wendy's... Hole? Yea only a small minority of refined tastes like pink floydd - probably why the dark side of the moon was one of the best selling albums of all time. The company I work for has a meet and greet in his contact. When ever I talk to people under pressure I end up sounding like a creep So who's going to pay for my bumper? lame. why smoke paper just pack it into the bowl son. D's or bigger *even* Sansa? Good one, quick. Dick. Especially if you live with anyone else. There are a lot of questions that come to mind here, but the biggest one has to be: Why was that link purple? ACK. Ditto. Stomach cramps followed by amazing amounts of vomit or diarrhea or if I'm particularly lucky, both. Then headaches, itchy skin, joint pain and nausea for 2 or more weeks. Fuck gluten. My boner right now: Many people took their babies/small children when I went to see The Evil Dead & when I went to see The Devil Inside I approve of this post so much. WAT I've yet to get it Horse people. Fucking... Horse people. I've yet to meet one that didn't make my skin crawl. I swear to god, I can ID them on sight. There is something off about them and I don't like it. That I didn't need to trim down there cause it was already big enough...I was 13 and the doctor was male Why link it when you can just type it. Or hell, copy and paste. -> That guy better submit that crap Big tits and a fine ass... Very nice for Asian I post it yesterday, but get shit for upvotes? Of course, Reddit I've been seeing this tip around for ages, but have never had a chance to use it. Any time I happen on one of those sites, there's no printable option. I finally found one yesterday, but the print button literally just generated a PDF of the page I was looking at... with nonfunctional links to the next slides. Did no one else think that he might just have become a little bit richer for bowling that no ball? kinda turns me off IPL thinking about it. Dude. This is soooo 2012 Good thing I *constantly* clear the browser cache >So the creepers can stare at your ass? "Redditor for 15 minutes" Yeaaaahh, this would work a lot better if the person in the meme actually had a beard If there was ever a need for a NSFW tag, it would be now You referred to very young girl as "sexy." The meat at Taco Bell really isn't 'meat'. The only somewhat real thing at Taco Bell is the steak, and I'm not entirely sure if its steak. Adding a pic might help with the test.... The British are definitely not always the bad guys to Americans just because of a bickering over independence. The Serbian Film... I'm just imagining having those knife key chains and then something causes a pressure in the pocket area... Duuuude. Finish up... Oxy. . . cotton It's really funny to see people first learn that on /r/alienblue. It results in a million comments containing nothing but " ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ " Horse people. Fucking... Horse people. I've yet to meet one that didn't make my skin crawl. I swear to god, I can ID them on sight. There is something off about them and I don't like it. So he is deserving of a test spot over Robbie Farah because he was good 5 years ago? It's called sarcasm... ulg, virtual peeping toms, still nasty. Every time my family hugs each other we make purring cat noises. It is weird. Your hella fine! Message me back if you want You must not get out much. More than half of the All-Star team is Gambit Gaming...better blame EG. Hahaha whoops. I meant to say sister. It's way too early. can't tell is sarcastic or serious ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ OP should have known better. The climbing community is too serious for this kind of humor. It was just a question Dat username........ It's funny that you claim that most people without father figures are black people, and claiming this to be a fact yet you have provided no source to back that up. While it is possibly true, maybe you should prove what you say if you want people to take you seriously. Otherwise you just kinda seem like a dick. Thanks reddit for my daily Bieber update! I still can't get my watches post to pass the bot...I think I'll just post it here with a keyboard. The one thing I am still trying to understand is how they manage to not get wood during their involvements. I thought our Subway meeting was personal. No, that's not how physics works... What did you get for Christmas? Molested. By Uncle Jim. Again. Curvy A "snail puncher"? "The cream of Sumyoungguy is not for the faint of heart" Why would you not disable twitch chat...? 2:05 tie-wrap I got here this early and it's only available for App Store USA!!!!! As a result, the age of consent is 12, like in Italy 1924 / 1929.. No Did my wife make you upload this video? TMI We have one, but believe me, you don't want to hear about it He does when you force him to what have the squirrels ever done to you? TIL to wipe down the rear end of my car Dat fore...mag...thing. Redditor for 50 minutes If we could have some AA these days, that'd be great At least your not a guy who tried the recumbent bicycle... Reddit feels disappointed in your poor language skill portrayal. Turbans are *crazy* hats, eh? Am I missing something? I've never even gotten close to blowing out my HS50s.... How loud is he monitoring?! ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Maybe he was straight No but I wish he would have specified. I need to know how flattered I'm supposed to be because I got some blockheads peen hard Don't eat yellow snow... You reposted this 3 times? He look like he have boobs Tell me about it... I usually play in less populated or quick chat worlds because of this. Even after changing my title to "princess" it's still a problem for me. Once someone said to me, "puppyhugger? more like puppyguy. hahaha" You should be ashamed of yourself. I'll agree that our immigration policy has a lot of issues but there's quite a leap from having that opinion to equating Somalis to garbage. Thanks Oprah! B bies! Driving a Nissan We prefer the term little people. You think I could afford all this shit? I was at a party I know this isn't true, but the top listed number is my ex girlfriend Haha yes so really 20 hours, oh god I really never realized it Because it is... *tears up* I'll never let go, ThetrueJT, I'll never let go. *Lets go and watches while you sink to the bottom of the ocean* That placard looks photoshopped. I can tell by the pixels. Close. I have to take out the wiper fluid reservoir to change the right side headlight on my car. I look at the what to expect when expecting forums through their app. It's really crazy and hilarious. I try not to comment mostly a lurker. What I don't understand is how most of them don't know how to google search, trust their doctor, or call l&d before asking the forum "I think my waters broke should I make a sandwich or take a shower?!" Chocolate and orange juice. Not really I just know the feeling to good ... traumatic feelings... and moments... ರ_ರ Server morghulis. I also live right next to this Did you do your homework yet P-Dub? Or a broken guitar. At the beach he always hears, "get out of my son." But wait there's more......... Yeah, me too. I'm super awkward with people so I just manage to make a fool of myself. One example is saying fall out bouy instead of fall out boy. It was like I was Flava Flav OP DELIVERS. how to type  First I was like aww, but then I was like Yep, plus some ham buried in there somewhere. It's a slightly sketchy hotel room service offering I just tried to eat. I didn't anticipate there being quite such a phenomenal volume of foul tasting cheese on it I'm 15 and one of my peers has implants. I miss Lilly. I can't wait for the winning screenshot... maybe it will be as good as the stream of new ones that reach the front page here every day Trade, yet have a beneficial common good, that is one god damn socialist if you ask me. This in reply to the OP screams free karma Sir, for the use of " ," I give you this upvote. 11-year-old slave girl. You too CSI. 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My father learned about it a few months ago and he ALWAYS has to tell someone about it or relate it to something that isn't related to. How America has screwed us over. . That was then, this is now. The moon wow maybe you should start a website to tell people how much better you are then they are.... Damnit, not this again! This is confusing to me ? Trying to reason with an avid drunk driver? Oh yeah, drunk people think rationally and will just toss their keys at you. That'll work like a charm and definitely not pose a risk for yourself. That cat looks almost identical to my cat.... and to top it off I named it Blackie as well That "person of interest" is a Saudi man who was running away from the explosion. Obviously, he should have ran towards it instead of being suspicious and trying to get away r/Japan is actually full of people who think they've been in Japan so long they are above finding a lawn with pig ornaments **in the middle of a shopping center** even slightly amusing I really want to meet the people who downvoted this post.... My brother and I used to share a room a couple years ago. He sometimes sleep talked but nothing he said is worth putting here IMO. Anyways, he grinds his teeth when he sleeps too... If anybody knows what I'm talking about, it is quite possibly the weirdest sound someone could ever make when they're just lying there. Kinda like a very large zipper. Oh and it's hard to fall asleep with that sound occurring periodically throughout the night More like: *penis butter* I let an ex pee on my face before giving him a BJ. It happend a few times. I actually sorta liked it, kinda hot really, turned me on **a lot**... after the first times I would usually be the one asking for it. TIL Dead bodies left on the trail to the peak of Mt. Everest are used as place markers. But you're blind Confession: I've never seen Blade Runner * * ... I thought you were going to say you used one of the udders as a condom The Google Ad I got during the video was for SEMENTANKS.COM. I remember using hours to beat that son of a The from is like Yes. Self control is a better way. Dude, he's 6. Don't karma out your brother, and don't be an asshole. I think that the 'WTF' in this post, is you posting it. Breibart... Thank you u/meth_connoisseur good points A lawn guy would be cheaper. If your toothbrush has been *in contact with human feces* you're using it wrong. It's been happening for a bit I think LOL last week I got a huge envelope with TWELVE sets of guitar strings......no name I love the idea of a secret admirer/gifter, but I like thanking! Oh... obviously That is an awesome gift! Sorry you couldn't thank properly I k ow your feels I know some guys who know a guy just so, uh, you know....*casually hands you a card* we never spoke..... *bear hugs* I think it was worse cuz its an auto parts store......filled with testosterone.... I'm comfortable with my sexuality and know I'm no manly man.....but I don't want the ridicule from a million sweaty mechanics and farmers lol plus I'm a huge geek, they don't get it!!! Okay, someone just emailed my work asking if we could make a duvet out of some feathers that they have. Me too.....I made it up sorry love Hahaha the only thing I ASK of people coming in, know the engine size. That's it. I know next to nothing, but I have noticed that manufacturers often make different parts for different engines......which pisses me off! just make a Chevy have Chevy crap. Stupid manufacturers....... Another feature cloned from Clang. >>Background honky... They're sisters The director of IT for Microsoft... The lady has been in her job for over 20 years and needs help installing a printer You texted me? My phones been acting weird recently. Am I the only one here, confused, why we are the most dehyrated? We are a first world country for fucks sake. Why cant they both be great buddies? I was confused as to why the wife was so upset the cat was covered in refried beans. How dare you point the finger at second amendment advocates. If the past 4 months have taught us anything, its that they're a level headed group. I dunno, this has a lot more OC and less (if any) cloned reposts than, say, /r/sloths Looks at your battlelog I wasn't checking that girl out... Wait, woah....what? - this is a photoshop battle, not "I found this on the internet and think they'd do it better" battle. Who giggles at public toilets anyways Why did I just read that as 'nestled between my balls' ? That one constant dot in norway would be me Did you find this in a safe ? I feel violated I coulda swore I heard the dog say "I'M COMINGGG.." right at the end. Customer service skills? How did YOU get to that page? How does one fit their dick in a bottle? The other tab is sex toys That's what I thought. It seemed a tad rigid. He probably would have given a warning to anyone else. Even an officer of the court would likely get a warning (along with " "). I'd like to see judicial notice of "ass-dialing" and various other possibilities, and responding by handing out warnings first. ಠ_ಠ why were all old computers made out of this yellowy plastic * * Oh yeah, people were in protest. The moderator said I should be easier to kill because I'm a walking head shot. But as everyone knows, you had to aim slightly downward to get a head shot which was unnatural because everyone else who played multiplayer would not allow oddjob. fuck the klobb yes, or the dark ones might get me. More like "Please enter in a valid measurement." It's cute at first... but then it gets all hairy Tor a porn program? if you don't trust it go to the site newipnow.com to view blocked sites. Or do you also think its a porn site? Look at penisland.net if you think every site is porn. Thanks for the daily Bieber update! It was Klink for me. I tried everything starting with a C. Liberal atheist Boston scum here. . Just as a heads up you can be socially liberal and love guns as referenced by my Windham Weapons AR with standard capacity 30 round magazines, my WASR 10 with standard capacity 30 round magazines or my brand newish 1989 west german sig saur p226 with two standard capacity 15 round magazines (she's a sweet shooter and my latest purchase). Not all liberals are gun grabbers man. Just wanted you to know. Some kid named Jeremy. He tried very hard to let everyone know he was a bisexual with his laugh and gestures. Anyways we were talking about Canada's climate to Africa's climate, he raises his hands and asks "So the Canadians were Indians that were from Europe and wore fur coats"? I swear the whole class just " ". Sarcasm is a form of humor. #### I want to be young! Partly because of the fact that it's my age and Toshiro is young too. I like Toshiro Because that's what Facebook is for. Important stuff. ** You're a fucking idiot, prepare to be downvoted** I thought you meant peeing ON a glass building and the picture would be from inside looking out at him. So disappointment. I dont get it I'm not sure that any kind of context could justify this Said the pervert that posted the pic? Other humans, think about if it was okay for us to just kill eachother for food, they will get over your fences, and they will break your windows.. To genwunners, anything thats not gen 1 and MAYBE gen 2 is stupid, ugly and uninspired. You rat! Thank you so much though. Also, don't think you can escape the wrath of me Why are you taking pics of people using the bathroom? 'bro', so Santa Cruz. Also staircase ooh no, what have I started?!?! ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ What a lovely family vacation photo Why? r/pics is a "place to share interesting photographs and images" and judging by the number of upvotes, this is interesting. you have no idea ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ I deleted everything, re downloaded it (3 times ) and re installed it, now working. ohno^ohno^ohno^ohno^ohno^ohno I'll be 28 next month and I also did this. I'm not sure what that says about me. I'm singing this in my head. It starts as Prince Ali and ends as Who Am I. N64 Yah, cause Whitney was super user-friendly Stop being so picky, it's a perfectly cromulent message Woah. You sound just like my little cousin. My little cousin is going on 22 years old this year. Too soon Uhhhhhh...... "Officer, it's for personal use." Lawl. I thought the "X" was a "close-side-bezel" button. The Freya deco half cup seems to skip from 34Ds to 34Es Oh well. I will definitely continue to look out for sales on this bra. All the more reason for them to hate Western ideals My doctor: they seem fine but you should have them out anyways so they your teeth have more gaps and it is easier to floss . You would think If you would be calling someone a child you would use correct grammer . Or at least use you, and yeah. make one. Because its not good news. It happens all the time. We just busted a police officer on our department for dwi, he got fired. Had another officer going to prison for killing a person when he was speeding to a call that he didn't need to speed to. It's out there but the media doesn't cover that shit because wanks like you only want to read "corrupt cop gets a slap on the wrist". If you want to hate on cops, fine, I can't stop you but do some fucking research other than yahoo news to find out real information. ........ wat You said the population was 50 Well, is there a spoiler alert for having one's mind blown? I defended him, guy and you say I didn't pay attention. This is for carrying a handgun google master , which had nothing to do with why he stopped him. I do this job for a living and could be sued personally or be sent to jail for violating civil rights. I don't go to McDonald's and tell you how to do your job. what a great girlfriend Beary funny. To be honest, I think something like Typhoid or H7n9 is scarier then a monster What kind of *bio* class is this.... You linked to your own comment they're the same speed, the only difference is the expression ಠ_ಠ Westboro. Neyyyy she has no soul Fucking. Retard. Seriously! T-Mac Logic: Irwin scores last night and then gets scratched tonight . girlfriend here Oh god yes! Reminds me, I was posting pictures of the misfits stuff, and some guy commented "Poor nigga stay losing, bet u only cop the lighter" ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Usernames, they sometimes are worth checking. Are you me IMO stealth is the most toxic mechanic in any game. Yes yes i know pink wards and orcs. You being the real veteran police right? OMG so you are telling me there was MORE THAN ONE Arab in Boston AND they both were flying that day!? OMG COULDN'T BE A COINCIDENCE, SO SUSPICIOUS yougottabefuckingkiddingme ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ I was there too -- it was pretty uncomfortable. What got me was when Vicky Vox said Jinkx "looks a mess in drag and looks a mess out of drag" or something like that. As he (he was dressed as a boy) had his long pink hair up in a headband, with a five o'clock shadow and a t-shirt and either sweatpants or something like it. That is not a little bit of cash, that is over 7 years of rent man, that is ridiculous. A manager at work regularly plays Limbaugh and such. Had to help him with an issue today: and listen to repeated assertions that said bombing had to do with Bill Ayers. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Well sorry I don't know every single joke submitted on reddit at all times WOOSH, You know this was done by religious conservatives right? a (potential) terrorist blows the fuck out of these runners and you're questioning the (potential) lapse of logic in drinking orange juice beforehand? That bottle isn't going to remain intact with evidence anyway in a sea of marathon garbage and blood. Why no Mumbai meetup? Ditto. You sir, are a douche. With love from Stanford So, I just visited that link, and I zoomed into the main image. Is it just me, or does the man with large pants look familiar? You wasted a perfectly good opportunity for a 'Your mom' joke. Don't tell to History Channel - next thing you know they'll create a show about it Oh, the cons of being on the front page.. Probley. Rgh. My 19-year-old TBM cousin just posted pics of her engagement ring all over Facebook and I am disappoint. I want to give her a stern talking to about how brainwashed she is. Ummm just wow... Perfect everything. How long have you been squirting like that? And how old are you. Very sexy and you defiantly got me horny! That pastry looked so tasty until I saw the Brazzers tag. if you look to the right you'll see nutella jars. so yeah hazelnut-chocolate juice.... This could be worse. She could blood feed hundreds of mosquitoes on her vagina. how did i just now find you I work at Taco Bell, in California, I assure you that I've never heard of a meat hose. Generally that there might be something on/wrong with my face. Also, I generally find myself mirroring anyone who gives me a strong look, which generally ends up looking like this Jebus she's pretty. But...dat mustache That drum set layout . Saved will read later At our registers, we sell bookmarks that look like $1000, $5000, and $100000 bills. If I had a dollar for every time an old person handed me one to pay with while chuckling, then I'd probably have actual $1000 bills by now. Without the parent, this comment is very concerning. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ I have you RES tagged as "FUCKS PONIES" ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ You know that's where the meme came from... Right? Right? That....is......AMAZEBALLS!!!!!! Why didn't you just edit your comment? Good for you! Doubly good, 1. For getting closer to your goal and 2. For doing the dunk tank. I've done the dunk tank two or three times, and I always feel like I'm drowning. I'm not good in water. I literally dreamed I won 15 million dollars in the lottery last night it was strange because I "woke up" in my dream a few times and I thought I was up.....until my alarm went off! So strange for me LOL Sadly no. I would have had him do his Departed accent LOL but the 7.5million would have been nice to wake up to! oh, I took the lump sum instead if monthly payments......so I only get half lol Oh no! A 300% markup on dollar clothing! Three dollars is really breaking the bank. So you were drunk driving from a party with your dog loose in the car? What could possibly go wrong? You have a legal right to resist arrest because in your opinion you shouldn't be arrested? Coming from a Mets fan...... Huh, I think it's just bugging out on you. Sorry :/ there's not a whole lot you can do about it. God damn Fallout bugs >higherarchy Thanks for that clarification. Sorry, spellcheck doesn't correct actual words. Is it just me or does its tail kinda look like a dong Serious Did Sam and Frodo being on the front page contribute to this? Central Mississippi. 25% of mothers would have died during childbirth without a dr? I'll take that over prison sex any day of the week How do you know? Assalyzer? Analyzer already has anal in the name. You didn't have to do anything! "happily" I... What. EW! Well... at least we don't have Pokemon yellow players coming in here to screw with this. Way to dodge an important childhood lesson in decisionmaking and consequences @those guys For some reason unknown, I have you tagged as "man city wanker " and have no recollection of doing this at all. > I have you tagged as "man city wanker " By cutting out the bottom half of this picture Your... Not more than one they don't No You saw nothing. Fram oil filter? I was interviewed by "Rick the temp" on MuchMusic. I was one my way to a Kiss concert in the 90's in full Peter Criss make-up. The camera man asked me if I was supposed to be Alice Cooper yeah. I know. just when I think I've lowered my expectations enough, I make the mistake of reading comments on a news outlet's website. the uninformed rage… it burns… *Haytham Read that as voting black Most expensive received was the first season of Veronica Mars. Most expensive I've gifted was 3 diff kid's toys to a guy that never ended up coming back "~tan" Of course he fucking earned it. I... "Hat Collection Simulator" no Acid wash was an 80's thing first, but I suppose only us **80's** kids remember *that*... You dont want to fuck Cortana??? No! No trimming! You leave it just like it is damnit! Reddit is becoming the new FB. Or maybe it has been for a while... 5 year old article that says "once we know for sure we have the right people we'll post again" Don't encourage them WHY IS THIS A THING My penis size. AKA: food coma, tru first world problem yeah. Snark-Stark OMG... I want some! c ) Dude.......c ) No. The location doesn't matter at all. It's highly illegal and extremely sick. Love this movie and the soundtrack. Had no idea this even existed! There's only one on eBay and its buy it now for $200 I tripped crossing the street the other day and a /r/minecraft360 mod caught me. They're always looking out! Even when you sleep Unfortunately that has a nice ring to it "cum bottles" There's a paradox for both the left and right in all of this. The right argues that innovation comes from private enterprise, not from government spending. The left argues for drastic cuts in military spending. 'Murica And if a dude says that was a turn off, walk away. Is that almost an adams apple...... Tuition has increased at a much higher rate than state support decreased at the U of I. In fact, they are sitting on a billion dollars in unrestricted funds right now. There is no financial crisis at UIC or in the U of I system. Administrators all received 4% -10% raises for the last 3 years, while grads got a $25 raise last year. The grads in Champaign also make more despite a lower cost of living. But you must be right because your professor once told you something. you no bash atheism on reddit ! £10 = $30 Yes, that's why he's suspicious. Not because his friend left the area without his backpack who said anything about his hand? NO Silithus. [](/trixie) I'll be escorting you to the door now. Seriously, WTF was that about? I've tried, but the name keeps reverting to "Bluetooth keyboard." Is their something you would like to say? Sneak in to a $2 peep show. Do not shake my hand I don't see how that is relevant Sacramento has them too. There is one outside my window. I can never open the window to let the air in unless I want my whole apartment smelling like cum. All that and still NO Ferrari logo or branded steering wheel. Come on Man! Why are you playing as France? I just joined. WHAT ARE WE TRYING TO WIN No you didn't. I'll stop by and snap a couple shots before heading to GR to do my crossing inspections in the morning. Anything to keep me from GR... (I have inspections at Lafayette through Leonard/Plainfield tomorrow and am not a fan of the general populace in that area...) I thought she ran him over And the cop is thinking, "What an odd place to store stuffed animals... " Oh, I know exactly how you feel On the iPhone app, I see no icon. It's okay though because I am able to copy from other comments and paste it . Well I first watched it with the sound off and didn't realize it had a laugh track Whoops. You're really naive to think that the US is impervious to attack. The state of non war we have enjoyed since World War is the result of the nuclear deterrent. That and most other potential threats have collapsed and or have given up military ambitions entirely because of the impact of past wars. Regardless, in the 21st century America's biggest threat is not war, it is terrorism domestic and foreign, along with the continued collapse of its social structure. (╯ )╯彡 ┻━┻ I just played against a Void as Jugg and he backtracked all 3 hits of my ulti at 6. From a non-first-world country: Same here. That cant be right. That was in the 90s. Okay America enough with the explosions. 6 star ball... That funny, I never attacked you, or him, and you did, yet I'm the asshole. Wash your hands first, *gentlemen* Still learning Thanks (at the very bottom)*how to rent a negro* behind your back? Cause choosey moms choose JIF... Lul looks fun . At least they weren't sharks I do not think she know what Lol! Means I'd be praying it somehow shrank if it got excited. My ovaries are all . Slyly Especially if you're wearing a uniform. 'I just love these polyester vests **so much** ' I can derelict my own balls! Seriously though: This look like one Hell of a fire hazard waiting to happen, imo... You weren't the one *parading* a porno mag around the playground... Those are tridents I have the same problem except mine affects me during the day too. I'm not a highschool boy. This shouldn't be happening!!! If only there were a reddit reverse. Heh, how about a plugin that randomizes UASY every reload? So according to that logic, blondes can only wear yellow liner, and orange for redheads! The more you know! That also caught my attention. ლ( ლ) Fun Oh, okay then. I guess everything is always just as it appears to be. My load time was relatively short. Well said, *RapeByNegroPirates.* Wut But... so blatant! ( ) yeah, the devil's fruit. You say it's free....yet it still comes up to $125 Something about being forced to eat spinach as a kid is like getting raped. You won't like it as an adult. And it looks as if the previous roll was mounted under rather than over . Yeah, I had one guy ask me for money for food and I offered to get him a Burger at the burger king across the street. Motherfucker said he only ate McDonalds. Four floors of whores is in Singapore. Shopping mall during the day and naughty house by night. The higher up you go the sicker the venue I've never been there Technically... You could use the 2 pronged one too... Wat^Wat^Wat^Wat^Wat^Wat^Wat^Wat^Wat^Wat^Wat^Wat^Wat^Wat^Wat^Wat This whole thread: I'm watching you defiantly. That's NOT irony And yellow. I'm totally not disappointed in this AMA. When the comment gets more than the parents post. . . . This is why I'm finding out the sex ahead of time. For some reason random people keep acting all shocked that I don't want to be surprised at birth "like they did." I've explained and defended my position several times already that I don't want hormones and exhaustion to trigger any irrational disappointment. They look at me like I'm a horrible person for acknowledging possibly being stupidly upset with anything other then a healthy child Don't be bringing that into here... my.. childhood.. St Patties ಠ_ಠ Read that as Humans at first.. "What sounded like confused silence"... "We should just like make a fair tax for everyone!" You sound like me That involves tying a leash to someone. No Bike lock £2.49 Today I remembered why I get my news off the internet, and not from Fox/CNN....I'd hate to be someone who wears a baseball cap and carries a back back Yeah, this is pretty much why I DON'T pee standing. The backsplash goes EVERYWHERE! I've done a self-test, before washing my hands mind you, after peeing at a urinal and I put my junk away, I take my hands and rub them over my shirt and at times it's felt like I was misted like the fruits and veggies at King Soopers. And the worst kind of help...hey let's film that! Don't try and get her attention or anything If it reassures you at all, I've only ever seen this seriously propounded by scholars of English literature. That didn't make it any easier when I was doing the comprehensive exam in 18th C. literature in the second year of my doctorate, however Meet, bang your guts out, wear a rubber Love type hope you enjoy smoking chemicals and paint Who reported this? >My intestines are all . I really don't understand it when people can see how many service stars you have with a gun. You probably had 0-1 stars with the M416 if you're that new. I understand people taking issue with those using M16A3 with 100 service stars, but give the newbies a break. "baby"? I know some of those words. . You have got to be fucking shitting me. wat This is longer footgage... I should have figured somebody would be creepy enough to look that up, lol. 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I really like this idea of scheduled hang outs because it might remove her constant asking to hang out if she knows one is coming. I always make sure there is alcohol involved when I see her so I can take her comments in stride easier, so even your wings idea is good. I'm glad to know I'm not the only one with this issue because sometimes I feel like I attract crazies. It's 87% Would this make vegetarians the new Muslims? You are correct not included I'm probably due Dec 3 also, according to the Baby Center due date calculator. First appointment on the 29th, with ultrasound. It would be next Tuesday but Husband had to go and get himself on a jury For every job out there, there are a ton of people who are terrible at it. Wut? My girlfriend always gives me weird looks when I am talking over TS with my clannies. 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How does it mold on it in the freezer? It brought me here. That link stays blue can we not all just get a long? Yeah that's pretty much exactly what I was referring to Yeah, people who blow up kids have "values" and *can* control themselves. "Customers who viewed this also viewed: The Fox Tail Anal Suppositories Cosplay" Makes more sense than the grappling hook, but still... I have reported this guy so much...they never do anything about it. The only thing they did do, was get him to make all the other people living in his house leave. He had about 30 people living in a townhouse, their basement was lined with sleeping bags....they took up the entire parking lot with a sea of tricked out 91 accords. Oh my goron that shipping is expensive. You mean that moment where everyone simultaneously quits the game following their 37th clone death in station. Yeah that would be great. I can only imagine the sex Oh I am sorry I didn't know I was ruining your day I had a combo earlier today. Prick with a Paris who didn't know how to use it. I got dropped by the boss and he stands right on top of me, doesn't revive me, and doesn't shoot the boss. Did the golf ball get stuck inside?! Cuz Sorry, but as a cop the only time Reddit community shows love to us is when we die? That Lux Baby *boom*? I think he means "They do on cop shows! " That was close... I'm with you. I wouldn't want him to die to quickly Saw this and realized the 360 has been out for nearly 10 years "We will show them who are the kings of backdoor" -Cyanide Are you writing like a thesis or something on his very issue You've got me hoping that my little brother can change now Garlic infused chocolate. Chocolate infused garlic. hmmmm.....puppy kisses?!? gonna have to work on this one Brazil has some nice landscapes ? Unless you're a girl I don't see how that is hurtful As a trombone player, I can really see how that... oh god... I, I don't want to talk about this anymore. Ugh sounds really creepy Oklahoma you say? And that was a very Oklahoma way to say that.... what town was that? Now try explaining 4chan And we have a 2nd place Supongo que no nos queda otra que mandar nuestras cartas a Col. San Ángel Inn It's shit like this, america. It's shit like this Idiot Sickening Yeah, I'd say that's bad. And more importantly: why is that purple!? How do i know you're aren't the bomber trying to get everyone out so you can take hostages? That...title... This title should have said the two faces of I would die for this man if I have to . Did some research. I guess anything lower than 20hz is called infrasound. Elephants communicate using this. That means they can hear our muscles move. Probably more animals, too. What kind of monster would let a child drink juice I bought a dyson vacuum for the wife (well we did get married, she deserved it) less than a year ago. A few weeks ago I got an email offering to trade in my dyson... Electronic throttle control ... Cruise control. Golly!!!! You must have been terrified! Sorry for the title. Stupid autocorrect. This all in the preset tense... Not sure what to expect in "/linksextreme" My literal reaction was I can't wait till the militarized police come knocking on my door to "search" for a suspect. Yeah guys come on in, fuck my rights! Caitlyn flair My old elementary school had a fallout shelter... we had art class in it. Seeing that sign for the first time *was* unsettling. Hahahaha, kinda like one of our papers, except it's nation wide . It thought I was 42......I'm 25. And you, who have never walked a mile in their shoes, are going to judge them based on a freakishly tiny amount of information about their situation. Not actually awesome. ಠ_ಠ Must suck for you fatties... I bet you fatties are crying into your fat rolls not being able to do this... right fatty... cry fatty cry... If you werent so fat you might be able to fit into that ring there fatty.... oh ლ( ლ) Nice username. What makes you think it's a boy and a girl? "beef leavings" I dated a Swedish doctor maybe 5 years ago and he told me this story of a guy who came in with a deodorant stuck up his bum. To make it even worse, after they removed it and sent it home, he apparently didn't learn anything because he showed up about two weeks later with the exact same problem again. ~~Cockmeat sandwhich~~ Raw denim condoms. 1yr no washes, fit pics coming. "Ban the books! Ban the media!" Please tell me this isn't the start Oh man, rant time. Here I go. So I got this friend, and he's dating this girl, and this girl is always talking about how French she is, and she's always rambling on about it yada yada France yada, acting like she knows everything about France... Anyway, I finally ask her if her parents are French or something, and she's like "Nooo, My great-great-grand parents are, so I'm like half french." That shit is vile... Also, stains like none other! 9am to 10pm here Who would down vote a perfectly correct error report? Make a sign that says 'ive been waiting for you ' All jokes aside, im pretty stoked as well to see them play again. The bacon soda looks like it has bits of it inside Maybe he needs to wipe better ohh gods.. you had to show me that didn't you... now I'm really going to have to watch my step Where da fack is Chechen? That makes you a normal person. This thread is for sick, delusional freaks I smite thee from the Earth My boyfriend and I constantly get the "I can't wait to see your tiny babies!" bit. It's hilarious Or sneeze!!!! f... friends? Javert would have a hissy-fit about this. Wat, he clearly speaks a Saigon accent Polanski's Repulsion. Mother of god. Same for New Zealand. Why for you no make it available on mobile, sir? USA only Wait, are you suggesting they get a clone Damian to act as Bruce's son? Just googled christina hendricks feet....those big toes 1) bad; 2) bad; 3) bad Sappin' mah dl380? They have like 6 longfords and no letterkennys... Who made this? So I don't pay for this joke? I reda picsofdeadkennedys. My suprize when dead kids. Almost actually kicked a link Amen brother (well, until the season starts, then back to mortal enemy) - at least we have the draft coming up to watch. I'm tired of hearing about dancing and golf on the NFL channel California Nicki Monaji Sex Video What do you mean by "you people"? a spitting hitler? So...I tried to show my girlfriend this just now. Half the links were already purple for her Basically you want people to gift you and don't want a negative association. Terrible attitude and selfish 13 is too young 8==D~~ ( ) ಠ_ಠ^^ಠ_ಠ^^ಠ_ಠ^^ಠ_ಠ^^ಠ_ಠ^^ ^^... Much like the other [same? ] post, if you don't want Dishonored more, I could do this. She did. I know. ;D Plus, her first too. So she doesn't know how to fake... Yet. 0.01Btc 25USD > "Diacetyl-free means it does not contain diacetyl . Yeah, I don't know why you are shifting around but I'm pretty sure that buying status symbols doesn't count as "doing something to help our neighbors." Weird logic going on. Everything else you have said is in alignment with what I've said so, . Hey thanks, I'm sure nobody would have had *any idea what I meant.* It's not that ಠ_ಠ All I'm imagining are two giraffes getting it on I must now check your password is not AsparagusFarts ....said the iPad's screen One You might have reading problems. Go READ what this hardware does. ლ( ლ) what the fuck am i seeing The fuck! What's going on with those cables Why are you against enforcing existing laws? "wrestle" Looks like I won't be eating bacon from cheap places anymore. Thank you for ruining breakfast for me When I read the headline and saw the first pic, I thought "I know it's 4/20, but god damn, this guy is high as a kite " ლ( ლ) 凸 凸, butt seriously... ಠ_ಠ...just at that luck ** ** "2013/04/11" Yep! My bother's power supply caught on fire too, didn't damage his other components either. I believe it was a Diablotek ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ ASh is still 10 as of Black And White, therefore by anime logic. Misty is still 10 It's a tanning salon. My pronoun is now . I don't care if you can't actually pronounce it because it's not my job to educate you. On Friday, I had a new patient who moved to MN from NJ last month. He had a bridge prep spanning from 17 to 19 with pus pouring out underneath a blob-like temporary cement bridge that looked like old chewing gum. No doubt he paid thousands of dollars for a bridge that is still sitting in a box in NJ. I tried to get some history from him only to hear "What is a bridge?". , Every single local sub used this to describe their slum There's always Blender. As a (then) 16 year old girl, this happened to me too. I worked at a pizza restaurant. The groans when I asked if he wanted pepperoni... /r/ScaryBilbo This is fucking hilarious. So you've posted someone else's work as well as a photoshopped image... Not cool man I know for a fact there is, I don't remember what it's called though. I prefer porn where people aren't staring at my awkward naked body A lot of these were satire while others were just plain awesome. Come on OP 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Fuck's sake, she'd only need half that depth of throat for me! Nil Problemo *SatansPanties* It gets easier with practice. >Just imagine the series with everyone still dead At first I was like ***"GOLD FLAKES CAME OUT HIS DICK?!?!"*** and then I realized it was just a kidney stone.... I have been there and you are not allowed to take pictures inside. So 31 is young. Who would've thunk it? To urinate 'on the run' Did anyone else notice he was on Skype while all of this was happening, too? I saw the same thing with a handgun at a CO show. Took me ages to find it... What? How many times would 29 go in to 19? I went to a private christian school also. It wasn't until recently that I learned that men do **not** have one less rib than women I find it very amusing when all these brits bust my balls over being a pro gun american over the internet...... We took the goddamn "right to bear arms" from fucking england I hope my future wife doesn't watch those shows expecting a $5k dress I definitely finished What exactly about facial hair is scary? I'll be watching you Whoa relax! I didn't know that... I saw it on my Facebook Because boobies! I saved Latin. What did you ever do? No it's spelled Handmund Monkeys face.... She has been very cool. Just recently finished a keezer build too Staring contest? I know that. I was trying to make a joke out of that. Dafuq is wrong with you? She needs to wipe first! Yea, everyone knows no one on Reddit has ever been friends with an attractive women before. My mum knows how to use the back button perfectly. She just never uses the home button He's a human... Well, those sleuths were at least as factual as Fox News. Now, not sure if that's a good thing, so there's that. That's a lot of eyes and mouths for one person. :( The same thing happened to me except that I got food poisoning. He kept trying to kiss me after I came back from throwing up in the bathroom Wow r/trees is becoming the "r/aww of weed". I CAN'T BE ALONE HERE I'm from the UK, I live in the US ... crispy bacon always made me go ... I like a bit of bite to it, but I hate crispy bacon. Does any one else think that i nailed it and am doing it right? [craft.jpg] Have an upvote. AND MY AXE! This kills the axe meme. To the front page with you! This. Wow. I don't believe I made to the front page! I'd like to thank god. There's no proof that fairies don't exist either - do you believe in them too? Carl Sagan said it best [Carl.jpg] Repost Not sure if Repost or haven't seen it before [fry.jpg]. If it's a Repost, just use the downvote button! IDIOT! That's what they are their for. I hate being this guy, but you used the wrong 'there'. Irony. Came here to post this. That is NOT irony! Look it up FFS! It's shit like this. Absolutely agree with Sagan. Fuck everything about this! Fuck all the things!!! No, that's an object, I think you mean Rings. No, that's a band of metal, I think you mean Sings. C-C-C-Combo Breaker!! In Soviet Russia things fuck you. go on... That post was almost as bad as Justin Bieber and Rebecca black combined. Louis CK hit the nail on the head with this one [Louis.jpg] Stop posting pics of Louis CK with text! He would hate it! He should have posted in [1] /r/only10subscribers anyway. Neither, Chuck Tesla. You got that from /b/ And /b/ got it from Reddit. Nice try, M. Night Shyamalanan. Your spelling is wrong. I quit life. AND MY AXE! Another LOTR reference! This thread helps my OCD. This doesn't mean you have OCD! IT JUST MEANS YOU'RE particular!!@! This is what OCD is like: [vid] Wadsworth constant applies. Was expecting to read that and will not leave disappointed. My SO made me an axe for my birthday. Awesome or disappointing? Guythatsaysmyaxe: AND MY AXE! Upvote for relevant username. Member for 4 years! Your day has come! Member for 4 years and only one post - You can't explain that. [BillOReilly.jpg] Good Guy Greg Upvotes relevant username. Scumbag Steve Downvotes relevant usernames. One downvote? SBS is a Hipster. Steve! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU* You just edited your post! Hey everybody! This guys a PHONY! A BIG FAT PHONY! This is why we can't have nice things! I'll just be over here then. [sadkeanu.jpg] Forever Alone. Have an upboat. I wish I had more upvotes to give. Wait...is that a spider in the right hand corner? ENHANCE. Someone setup a GUI interface using visual basic. NOPE NOPE NOPE!! [spiderenhanced.jpg] Kill it with fire! Hey Guys, my girlfriend thinks she's [f]at, can you talk some sense into her? [size0model.jpg] Pic is down. Is she...Over 9000?? 9000kg girlfriend? That brings new meaning to....a tonne of fun. Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! To help everyone out - 9000 kilograms = 19 841.6036 pounds How I feel when someone posts "Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" before me [gif]. No one cares how you feel on an internet site. This is not your internet site! There are millions of visiters and they all like different things. I think this Youtube comment said it best [screngrab.jpg]. Nothing has not happened more than that didn't happen. Yeah, I can tell by the pixels. TIL about pixels from a tv show and posted a Wiki article on it. What the actual fuck!! Look how stupid my friends on facebook are. They know nothing about pixels. [screengrab.jpg] AMA Request: That guy on facebook!! Would anyone be interested in a AMA from that guy on facebook? FFS! Just ask them and if people are interested they will ask questions!!!! Okay. [okayrageface.jpg] Look at my cat in a hat - I rescued it from my neighbor's backyard [meholdingcatnexttomyface.jpg]. I want that hat! Shutupandtakemymoney I don't have a cat to pimp for cakeday karma, so here's an elderly person I know. Happy Cakeday! Am I the only one that hates cats? Yes. You are a unique snowflake. Yes. You are a unique pancake. Yes. You are a unique toothache. Y U NO like cats? huh? Next person that posts 'huh?' gets a visit from this guy. [fatguybeingsick.jpg] I don't even... That's it, the internet is officially over. That's enough internet for today. I'm out. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ Hi r/sex , I'm just wondering if it's normal if you get an erection while licking a table. Of course. Anyone who doesn't like it is a victim of society and is homophobic. (285 upvotes) I'm a cop and love to lick tables. Police abusing cooperating table [vid] That table gotta lawyer up! Lawyer up, hit the gym and delete facebook. Fuck the police. Whoa, we got a badass over here! I love the police. You are the 1%. I don't want to live on this planet anymore. If you hate this planet...Does that mean you've been to another? [philosoraptor.jpg] Imgur mirror [1] Urgh. Is there a Reddit for grownups? These memes are getting sad. C'mon. It was funny! I laughed so hard I spat coffee on my keyboard. I laughed so hard I almost woke my roommate and dog up. In Australia you wake your roommate and dog down. I told my Australian roommate I quit facebook. This was his reaction [gif] This is what Cleverbot has to say about facebook. [screengrab.jpg] I copied what Cleverbot said and said it back to Cleverbot. [screengrab.jpg] Yo dawg, I herd you like Cleverbot so we spoke to Cleverbot with Cleverbot so you read Cleverbot while Cleverbot talks to Cleverbot.. We must go deeper.... That's what she said. I don't always go deeper, but when I do it's in your mother. [interestingman.jpg] TL;DR - The concrete set. It's feet are stuck in my driveway and I now have to feed it daily. They actually make airsoft mortars now? Why haven't I heard of it until now Why did I watch this so many times... Why? Why self? I went through the same thing. Was 20 years old working at a high school that my friend (she was a senior) went to. She ran up and gave me a hug the first day of school and I had to tell her that wasn't kosher. Not sure if pun. /u/AA_AgonistAgent is not funny. Just look at him mocking someone who lost their job unfairly. . Dogs don't wear trousers Wh-why did you star out part of it.... ლ( ლ) Nice try, Playstation. COME ON We need to talk. ...wat. "Gus de Homem-Christo" ಠ_ಠ metro. . We don't talk about the Brute giveaway. We don't want more people to increase the odds. Shhhh!!! Admit that I'm wrong Ever I really hope they eradicate the stupid belief of Chinese herbal medicine. My boyfriend is from China and he always says how Chinese medicine is better than western medicine, because western medicine can destroy your body, but I guess drinking bear liver liquids is fine. But my Chinese teacher and every Chinese I know firmly believes it. So I hope they can get rid of it all. Good for China. What is 4chan like? I'm new to all of this. But I really do like Reddit. Sometimes ... Ok oftentimes people are a bit mean to me but I guess that goes with the territory. I just wasn't used to it. Thx for commenting and not saying something deragotory against me. First time today. Literally ** ** APC, we know you're reading this One of my dogs ran afoul ( ) of a very protective mama hen at a tender age. She never even looked at another bird. That the space pope isn't actually reptilian... Nice of them to stop filming at the peak of the action. Why should I tell you, and the rest of reddit, now? "Me importa en absoluto lo que digan las normas laborales"(Gente aplaudiéndole)... En serio? Ahora estamos al nivel de corrupción donde este señor puede decir algo así en frente de una cámara sin preocupación? *sigh* indeed... Guess reddit has not a sense of humor I started off laughing... I am no longer laughing Because eggs is such a threat to the format. I'm guessing this is right after Le joker Le lit the gems on fire ? ಠ ಠ Wat but that means they've multiplied I feel like this story isn't true Coming coon? I'm Swedish and I also read this in Danish/Norwegian for some reason. This is why one does not wear thongs and then poop. Honestly, i am german and that whole letter is pretty strange Sexleg, it does exist It looks nothing like Happy Feet. But I guess there are plenty of people who wouldn't know... ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Sunscreen at the least I showed my mom and she thought it was the most beautiful tree ever If i remember correctly, I didnt even test the waters. I put the rake down, and jumped on the end.... Okay then. On the back of a Toyota Anti rust.... Someone told me they iron their sheets. ###**OH...MY... ** I was really hoping the image was of a hand grenade This is my local bagel shop I saw another really bad one today. The question was for $500,000. HALF A MILLION FUCKING DOLLARS. The question? "what continent is also a country?". You would think right away 'oh! She's about to get half a million!' but no. She didn't know. And when the host asked what she would've said. Her answer : "all of them" . I shouldn't attempt to jailbreak while smoking Somewhere, someone's downvoting you... "today"...? what kind of soap box opera subreddits are you subscribed to? That shit had me in tears. Legalize? not even once Upvote! For the pun within a pun..... I bought my iPad not even a month ago. So far I have only used it for reading my notes. I sure hope it pays for itself someday. It's more convenient than having to use the laptop but I could've bought a cheaper tablet if reading was the only thing I'd be doing.. i live in CA We treat our animals better than feeding them human excrement I would drink her bath water. I mean I would do things to her that are illegal in some states and frowned upon when done to farm animals. The church of Satan doesn't even condone what I would do to dat asssssssssss Yes, and just look at all the Coalition converts I'm making in this leftie melting pot. Dude...gross Tellz it to ElementZ I feel like it it would be much harder to explain the ritual animal sacrifice that I assume comes after this... Fuck! I just clicked that link and the first thumbnail was a pair of titties! I'm in work, I expected mdnr's ankles.. ... I don't even ... What do u think about bitcoins Why don't you try playing arma with a controller an tell me how well that works out for Can't unsee ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ $1,500,000,000 is a *lot* of PHP Momentul in care iti dai seama ca al tău soacra britanic crede "The Daily Mail". ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ How Haha, then I give in! Does any one else think that i nailed it and am doing it right? [craft.jpg] Have an upvote. AND MY AXE! This kills the axe meme. To the front page with you! This. Wow. I don't believe I made to the front page! I'd like to thank god. There's no proof that fairies don't exist either - do you believe in them too? Carl Sagan said it best [Carl.jpg] Repost Not sure if Repost or haven't seen it before [fry.jpg]. If it's a Repost, just use the downvote button! IDIOT! That's what they are their for. I hate being this guy, but you used the wrong 'there'. Irony. Came here to post this. That is NOT irony! Look it up FFS! It's shit like this. Absolutely agree with Sagan. Fuck everything about this! Fuck all the things!!! No, that's an object, I think you mean Rings. No, that's a band of metal, I think you mean Sings. C-C-C-Combo Breaker!! In Soviet Russia things fuck you. go on... That post was almost as bad as Justin Bieber and Rebecca black combined. Louis CK hit the nail on the head with this one [Louis.jpg] Stop posting pics of Louis CK with text! He would hate it! He should have posted in [1] /r/only10subscribers anyway. Neither, Chuck Tesla. You got that from /b/ And /b/ got it from Reddit. Nice try, M. Night Shyamalanan. Your spelling is wrong. I quit life. AND MY AXE! Another LOTR reference! This thread helps my OCD. This doesn't mean you have OCD! IT JUST MEANS YOU'RE particular!!@! This is what OCD is like: [vid] Wadsworth constant applies. Was expecting to read that and will not leave disappointed. My SO made me an axe for my birthday. Awesome or disappointing? Guythatsaysmyaxe: AND MY AXE! Upvote for relevant username. Member for 4 years! Your day has come! Member for 4 years and only one post - You can't explain that. [BillOReilly.jpg] Good Guy Greg Upvotes relevant username. Scumbag Steve Downvotes relevant usernames. One downvote? SBS is a Hipster. Steve! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU* You just edited your post! Hey everybody! This guys a PHONY! A BIG FAT PHONY! This is why we can't have nice things! I'll just be over here then. [sadkeanu.jpg] Forever Alone. Have an upboat. I wish I had more upvotes to give. Wait...is that a spider in the right hand corner? ENHANCE. Someone setup a GUI interface using visual basic. NOPE NOPE NOPE!! [spiderenhanced.jpg] Kill it with fire! Hey Guys, my girlfriend thinks she's [f]at, can you talk some sense into her? [size0model.jpg] Pic is down. Is she...Over 9000?? 9000kg girlfriend? That brings new meaning to....a tonne of fun. Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! To help everyone out - 9000 kilograms = 19 841.6036 pounds How I feel when someone posts "Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" before me [gif]. No one cares how you feel on an internet site. This is not your internet site! There are millions of visiters and they all like different things. I think this Youtube comment said it best [screngrab.jpg]. Nothing has not happened more than that didn't happen. Yeah, I can tell by the pixels. TIL about pixels from a tv show and posted a Wiki article on it. What the actual fuck!! Look how stupid my friends on facebook are. They know nothing about pixels. [screengrab.jpg] AMA Request: That guy on facebook!! Would anyone be interested in a AMA from that guy on facebook? FFS! Just ask them and if people are interested they will ask questions!!!! Okay. [okayrageface.jpg] Look at my cat in a hat - I rescued it from my neighbor's backyard [meholdingcatnexttomyface.jpg]. I want that hat! Shutupandtakemymoney I don't have a cat to pimp for cakeday karma, so here's an elderly person I know. Happy Cakeday! Am I the only one that hates cats? Yes. You are a unique snowflake. Yes. You are a unique pancake. Yes. You are a unique toothache. Y U NO like cats? huh? Next person that posts 'huh?' gets a visit from this guy. [fatguybeingsick.jpg] I don't even... That's it, the internet is officially over. That's enough internet for today. I'm out. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ Hi r/sex , I'm just wondering if it's normal if you get an erection while licking a table. Of course. Anyone who doesn't like it is a victim of society and is homophobic. (285 upvotes) I'm a cop and love to lick tables. Police abusing cooperating table [vid] That table gotta lawyer up! Lawyer up, hit the gym and delete facebook. Fuck the police. Whoa, we got a badass over here! I love the police. You are the 1%. I don't want to live on this planet anymore. If you hate this planet...Does that mean you've been to another? [philosoraptor.jpg] Imgur mirror [1] Urgh. Is there a Reddit for grownups? These memes are getting sad. C'mon. It was funny! I laughed so hard I spat coffee on my keyboard. I laughed so hard I almost woke my roommate and dog up. In Australia you wake your roommate and dog down. I told my Australian roommate I quit facebook. This was his reaction [gif] This is what Cleverbot has to say about facebook. [screengrab.jpg] I copied what Cleverbot said and said it back to Cleverbot. [screengrab.jpg] Yo dawg, I herd you like Cleverbot so we spoke to Cleverbot with Cleverbot so you read Cleverbot while Cleverbot talks to Cleverbot.. We must go deeper.... That's what she said. I don't always go deeper, but when I do it's in your mother. [interestingman.jpg] TL;DR - The concrete set. It's feet are stuck in my driveway and I now have to feed it daily. I saw "told my wife" and was like Just no angel statues Ah, family get-togethers and game nights. They're always hella fun, but then one of my aunts drinks a little too much and starts to get really belligerent at Pictionary. wow, talk about the attention to detail..... That's pretty ridiculous. The things religion does > Cooling catheters I'm guessing you do this. And what makes you so damn special that you feel you should skip in front of those that have done the right thing and followed the road rules and with courtesy?? Should I bury my head in the sand whilst I'm at it and ignore that there are in fact people who hold these beliefs? Shall I teach my son he is a lesser human being because he has Autism? What kind of parent would that make me? Do you know anyone or are personally affected by Autism or are you just trolling for a good stir?? My dad does this. He will scoff at you for relating anything that you've seen through a television show and tell you to not talk to him about television - yet if it's something he's seen, he wants to share because "it's hilarious!". HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk..................... You mustn't come in her hair. Seven. Skyrim as always online!!!!.... yeah it doesn't seem necessary... MMOs!!!... which are already always online.... I do love EA's stance on SimCity though. They claim you need always online so their servers can handle the AI processes. AI processes are horrible, glitchy, and proven by third parties as done 100% on your own computer. Then they claim it's for player interactivity. When I spend 90% of my time ignoring other player's cities, and when I do interact with them, it is at a level where it could have been an AI city and would have made no difference to me. Does any one else think that i nailed it and am doing it right? [craft.jpg] Have an upvote. AND MY AXE! This kills the axe meme. To the front page with you! This. Wow. I don't believe I made to the front page! I'd like to thank god. There's no proof that fairies don't exist either - do you believe in them too? Carl Sagan said it best [Carl.jpg] Repost Not sure if Repost or haven't seen it before [fry.jpg]. If it's a Repost, just use the downvote button! IDIOT! That's what they are their for. I hate being this guy, but you used the wrong 'there'. Irony. Came here to post this. That is NOT irony! Look it up FFS! It's shit like this. Absolutely agree with Sagan. Fuck everything about this! Fuck all the things!!! No, that's an object, I think you mean Rings. No, that's a band of metal, I think you mean Sings. C-C-C-Combo Breaker!! In Soviet Russia things fuck you. go on... That post was almost as bad as Justin Bieber and Rebecca black combined. Louis CK hit the nail on the head with this one [Louis.jpg] Stop posting pics of Louis CK with text! He would hate it! He should have posted in [1] /r/only10subscribers anyway. Neither, Chuck Tesla. You got that from /b/ And /b/ got it from Reddit. Nice try, M. Night Shyamalanan. Your spelling is wrong. I quit life. AND MY AXE! Another LOTR reference! This thread helps my OCD. This doesn't mean you have OCD! IT JUST MEANS YOU'RE particular!!@! This is what OCD is like: [vid] Wadsworth constant applies. Was expecting to read that and will not leave disappointed. My SO made me an axe for my birthday. Awesome or disappointing? Guythatsaysmyaxe: AND MY AXE! Upvote for relevant username. Member for 4 years! Your day has come! Member for 4 years and only one post - You can't explain that. [BillOReilly.jpg] Good Guy Greg Upvotes relevant username. Scumbag Steve Downvotes relevant usernames. One downvote? SBS is a Hipster. Steve! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU* You just edited your post! Hey everybody! This guys a PHONY! A BIG FAT PHONY! This is why we can't have nice things! I'll just be over here then. [sadkeanu.jpg] Forever Alone. Have an upboat. I wish I had more upvotes to give. Wait...is that a spider in the right hand corner? ENHANCE. Someone setup a GUI interface using visual basic. NOPE NOPE NOPE!! [spiderenhanced.jpg] Kill it with fire! Hey Guys, my girlfriend thinks she's [f]at, can you talk some sense into her? [size0model.jpg] Pic is down. Is she...Over 9000?? 9000kg girlfriend? That brings new meaning to....a tonne of fun. Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! To help everyone out - 9000 kilograms = 19 841.6036 pounds How I feel when someone posts "Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" before me [gif]. No one cares how you feel on an internet site. This is not your internet site! There are millions of visiters and they all like different things. I think this Youtube comment said it best [screngrab.jpg]. Nothing has not happened more than that didn't happen. Yeah, I can tell by the pixels. TIL about pixels from a tv show and posted a Wiki article on it. What the actual fuck!! Look how stupid my friends on facebook are. They know nothing about pixels. [screengrab.jpg] AMA Request: That guy on facebook!! Would anyone be interested in a AMA from that guy on facebook? FFS! Just ask them and if people are interested they will ask questions!!!! Okay. [okayrageface.jpg] Look at my cat in a hat - I rescued it from my neighbor's backyard [meholdingcatnexttomyface.jpg]. I want that hat! Shutupandtakemymoney I don't have a cat to pimp for cakeday karma, so here's an elderly person I know. Happy Cakeday! Am I the only one that hates cats? Yes. You are a unique snowflake. Yes. You are a unique pancake. Yes. You are a unique toothache. Y U NO like cats? huh? Next person that posts 'huh?' gets a visit from this guy. [fatguybeingsick.jpg] I don't even... That's it, the internet is officially over. That's enough internet for today. I'm out. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ Hi r/sex , I'm just wondering if it's normal if you get an erection while licking a table. Of course. Anyone who doesn't like it is a victim of society and is homophobic. (285 upvotes) I'm a cop and love to lick tables. Police abusing cooperating table [vid] That table gotta lawyer up! Lawyer up, hit the gym and delete facebook. Fuck the police. Whoa, we got a badass over here! I love the police. You are the 1%. I don't want to live on this planet anymore. If you hate this planet...Does that mean you've been to another? [philosoraptor.jpg] Imgur mirror [1] Urgh. Is there a Reddit for grownups? These memes are getting sad. C'mon. It was funny! I laughed so hard I spat coffee on my keyboard. I laughed so hard I almost woke my roommate and dog up. In Australia you wake your roommate and dog down. I told my Australian roommate I quit facebook. This was his reaction [gif] This is what Cleverbot has to say about facebook. [screengrab.jpg] I copied what Cleverbot said and said it back to Cleverbot. [screengrab.jpg] Yo dawg, I herd you like Cleverbot so we spoke to Cleverbot with Cleverbot so you read Cleverbot while Cleverbot talks to Cleverbot.. We must go deeper.... That's what she said. I don't always go deeper, but when I do it's in your mother. [interestingman.jpg] TL;DR - The concrete set. It's feet are stuck in my driveway and I now have to feed it daily. Why do you never brush your teeth? Does any one else think that i nailed it and am doing it right? [craft.jpg] Have an upvote. AND MY AXE! This kills the axe meme. To the front page with you! This. Wow. I don't believe I made to the front page! I'd like to thank god. There's no proof that fairies don't exist either - do you believe in them too? Carl Sagan said it best [Carl.jpg] Repost Not sure if Repost or haven't seen it before [fry.jpg]. If it's a Repost, just use the downvote button! IDIOT! That's what they are their for. I hate being this guy, but you used the wrong 'there'. Irony. Came here to post this. That is NOT irony! Look it up FFS! It's shit like this. Absolutely agree with Sagan. Fuck everything about this! Fuck all the things!!! No, that's an object, I think you mean Rings. No, that's a band of metal, I think you mean Sings. C-C-C-Combo Breaker!! In Soviet Russia things fuck you. go on... That post was almost as bad as Justin Bieber and Rebecca black combined. Louis CK hit the nail on the head with this one [Louis.jpg] Stop posting pics of Louis CK with text! He would hate it! He should have posted in [1] /r/only10subscribers anyway. Neither, Chuck Tesla. You got that from /b/ And /b/ got it from Reddit. Nice try, M. Night Shyamalanan. Your spelling is wrong. I quit life. AND MY AXE! Another LOTR reference! This thread helps my OCD. This doesn't mean you have OCD! IT JUST MEANS YOU'RE particular!!@! This is what OCD is like: [vid] Wadsworth constant applies. Was expecting to read that and will not leave disappointed. My SO made me an axe for my birthday. Awesome or disappointing? Guythatsaysmyaxe: AND MY AXE! Upvote for relevant username. Member for 4 years! Your day has come! Member for 4 years and only one post - You can't explain that. [BillOReilly.jpg] Good Guy Greg Upvotes relevant username. Scumbag Steve Downvotes relevant usernames. One downvote? SBS is a Hipster. Steve! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU* You just edited your post! Hey everybody! This guys a PHONY! A BIG FAT PHONY! This is why we can't have nice things! I'll just be over here then. [sadkeanu.jpg] Forever Alone. Have an upboat. I wish I had more upvotes to give. Wait...is that a spider in the right hand corner? ENHANCE. Someone setup a GUI interface using visual basic. NOPE NOPE NOPE!! [spiderenhanced.jpg] Kill it with fire! Hey Guys, my girlfriend thinks she's [f]at, can you talk some sense into her? [size0model.jpg] Pic is down. Is she...Over 9000?? 9000kg girlfriend? That brings new meaning to....a tonne of fun. Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! To help everyone out - 9000 kilograms = 19 841.6036 pounds How I feel when someone posts "Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" before me [gif]. No one cares how you feel on an internet site. This is not your internet site! There are millions of visiters and they all like different things. I think this Youtube comment said it best [screngrab.jpg]. Nothing has not happened more than that didn't happen. Yeah, I can tell by the pixels. TIL about pixels from a tv show and posted a Wiki article on it. What the actual fuck!! Look how stupid my friends on facebook are. They know nothing about pixels. [screengrab.jpg] AMA Request: That guy on facebook!! Would anyone be interested in a AMA from that guy on facebook? FFS! Just ask them and if people are interested they will ask questions!!!! Okay. [okayrageface.jpg] Look at my cat in a hat - I rescued it from my neighbor's backyard [meholdingcatnexttomyface.jpg]. I want that hat! Shutupandtakemymoney I don't have a cat to pimp for cakeday karma, so here's an elderly person I know. Happy Cakeday! Am I the only one that hates cats? Yes. You are a unique snowflake. Yes. You are a unique pancake. Yes. You are a unique toothache. Y U NO like cats? huh? Next person that posts 'huh?' gets a visit from this guy. [fatguybeingsick.jpg] I don't even... That's it, the internet is officially over. That's enough internet for today. I'm out. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ Hi r/sex , I'm just wondering if it's normal if you get an erection while licking a table. Of course. Anyone who doesn't like it is a victim of society and is homophobic. (285 upvotes) I'm a cop and love to lick tables. Police abusing cooperating table [vid] That table gotta lawyer up! Lawyer up, hit the gym and delete facebook. Fuck the police. Whoa, we got a badass over here! I love the police. You are the 1%. I don't want to live on this planet anymore. If you hate this planet...Does that mean you've been to another? [philosoraptor.jpg] Imgur mirror [1] Urgh. Is there a Reddit for grownups? These memes are getting sad. C'mon. It was funny! I laughed so hard I spat coffee on my keyboard. I laughed so hard I almost woke my roommate and dog up. In Australia you wake your roommate and dog down. I told my Australian roommate I quit facebook. This was his reaction [gif] This is what Cleverbot has to say about facebook. [screengrab.jpg] I copied what Cleverbot said and said it back to Cleverbot. [screengrab.jpg] Yo dawg, I herd you like Cleverbot so we spoke to Cleverbot with Cleverbot so you read Cleverbot while Cleverbot talks to Cleverbot.. We must go deeper.... That's what she said. I don't always go deeper, but when I do it's in your mother. [interestingman.jpg] TL;DR - The concrete set. It's feet are stuck in my driveway and I now have to feed it daily. Does any one else think that i nailed it and am doing it right? [craft.jpg] Have an upvote. AND MY AXE! This kills the axe meme. To the front page with you! This. Wow. I don't believe I made to the front page! I'd like to thank god. There's no proof that fairies don't exist either - do you believe in them too? Carl Sagan said it best [Carl.jpg] Repost Not sure if Repost or haven't seen it before [fry.jpg]. If it's a Repost, just use the downvote button! IDIOT! That's what they are their for. I hate being this guy, but you used the wrong 'there'. Irony. Came here to post this. That is NOT irony! Look it up FFS! It's shit like this. Absolutely agree with Sagan. Fuck everything about this! Fuck all the things!!! No, that's an object, I think you mean Rings. No, that's a band of metal, I think you mean Sings. C-C-C-Combo Breaker!! In Soviet Russia things fuck you. go on... That post was almost as bad as Justin Bieber and Rebecca black combined. Louis CK hit the nail on the head with this one [Louis.jpg] Stop posting pics of Louis CK with text! He would hate it! He should have posted in [1] /r/only10subscribers anyway. Neither, Chuck Tesla. You got that from /b/ And /b/ got it from Reddit. Nice try, M. Night Shyamalanan. Your spelling is wrong. I quit life. AND MY AXE! Another LOTR reference! This thread helps my OCD. This doesn't mean you have OCD! IT JUST MEANS YOU'RE particular!!@! This is what OCD is like: [vid] Wadsworth constant applies. Was expecting to read that and will not leave disappointed. My SO made me an axe for my birthday. Awesome or disappointing? Guythatsaysmyaxe: AND MY AXE! Upvote for relevant username. Member for 4 years! Your day has come! Member for 4 years and only one post - You can't explain that. [BillOReilly.jpg] Good Guy Greg Upvotes relevant username. Scumbag Steve Downvotes relevant usernames. One downvote? SBS is a Hipster. Steve! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU* You just edited your post! Hey everybody! This guys a PHONY! A BIG FAT PHONY! This is why we can't have nice things! I'll just be over here then. [sadkeanu.jpg] Forever Alone. Have an upboat. I wish I had more upvotes to give. Wait...is that a spider in the right hand corner? ENHANCE. Someone setup a GUI interface using visual basic. NOPE NOPE NOPE!! [spiderenhanced.jpg] Kill it with fire! Hey Guys, my girlfriend thinks she's [f]at, can you talk some sense into her? [size0model.jpg] Pic is down. Is she...Over 9000?? 9000kg girlfriend? That brings new meaning to....a tonne of fun. Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! To help everyone out - 9000 kilograms = 19 841.6036 pounds How I feel when someone posts "Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" before me [gif]. No one cares how you feel on an internet site. This is not your internet site! There are millions of visiters and they all like different things. I think this Youtube comment said it best [screngrab.jpg]. Nothing has not happened more than that didn't happen. Yeah, I can tell by the pixels. TIL about pixels from a tv show and posted a Wiki article on it. What the actual fuck!! Look how stupid my friends on facebook are. They know nothing about pixels. [screengrab.jpg] AMA Request: That guy on facebook!! Would anyone be interested in a AMA from that guy on facebook? FFS! Just ask them and if people are interested they will ask questions!!!! Okay. [okayrageface.jpg] Look at my cat in a hat - I rescued it from my neighbor's backyard [meholdingcatnexttomyface.jpg]. I want that hat! Shutupandtakemymoney I don't have a cat to pimp for cakeday karma, so here's an elderly person I know. Happy Cakeday! Am I the only one that hates cats? Yes. You are a unique snowflake. Yes. You are a unique pancake. Yes. You are a unique toothache. Y U NO like cats? huh? Next person that posts 'huh?' gets a visit from this guy. [fatguybeingsick.jpg] I don't even... That's it, the internet is officially over. That's enough internet for today. I'm out. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ Hi r/sex , I'm just wondering if it's normal if you get an erection while licking a table. Of course. Anyone who doesn't like it is a victim of society and is homophobic. (285 upvotes) I'm a cop and love to lick tables. Police abusing cooperating table [vid] That table gotta lawyer up! Lawyer up, hit the gym and delete facebook. Fuck the police. Whoa, we got a badass over here! I love the police. You are the 1%. I don't want to live on this planet anymore. If you hate this planet...Does that mean you've been to another? [philosoraptor.jpg] Imgur mirror [1] Urgh. Is there a Reddit for grownups? These memes are getting sad. C'mon. It was funny! I laughed so hard I spat coffee on my keyboard. I laughed so hard I almost woke my roommate and dog up. In Australia you wake your roommate and dog down. I told my Australian roommate I quit facebook. This was his reaction [gif] This is what Cleverbot has to say about facebook. [screengrab.jpg] I copied what Cleverbot said and said it back to Cleverbot. [screengrab.jpg] Yo dawg, I herd you like Cleverbot so we spoke to Cleverbot with Cleverbot so you read Cleverbot while Cleverbot talks to Cleverbot.. We must go deeper.... That's what she said. I don't always go deeper, but when I do it's in your mother. [interestingman.jpg] TL;DR - The concrete set. It's feet are stuck in my driveway and I now have to feed it daily. Does any one else think that i nailed it and am doing it right? [craft.jpg] Have an upvote. AND MY AXE! This kills the axe meme. To the front page with you! This. Wow. I don't believe I made to the front page! I'd like to thank god. There's no proof that fairies don't exist either - do you believe in them too? Carl Sagan said it best [Carl.jpg] Repost Not sure if Repost or haven't seen it before [fry.jpg]. If it's a Repost, just use the downvote button! IDIOT! That's what they are their for. I hate being this guy, but you used the wrong 'there'. Irony. Came here to post this. That is NOT irony! Look it up FFS! It's shit like this. Absolutely agree with Sagan. Fuck everything about this! Fuck all the things!!! No, that's an object, I think you mean Rings. No, that's a band of metal, I think you mean Sings. C-C-C-Combo Breaker!! In Soviet Russia things fuck you. go on... That post was almost as bad as Justin Bieber and Rebecca black combined. Louis CK hit the nail on the head with this one [Louis.jpg] Stop posting pics of Louis CK with text! He would hate it! He should have posted in [1] /r/only10subscribers anyway. Neither, Chuck Tesla. You got that from /b/ And /b/ got it from Reddit. Nice try, M. Night Shyamalanan. Your spelling is wrong. I quit life. AND MY AXE! Another LOTR reference! This thread helps my OCD. This doesn't mean you have OCD! IT JUST MEANS YOU'RE particular!!@! This is what OCD is like: [vid] Wadsworth constant applies. Was expecting to read that and will not leave disappointed. My SO made me an axe for my birthday. Awesome or disappointing? Guythatsaysmyaxe: AND MY AXE! Upvote for relevant username. Member for 4 years! Your day has come! Member for 4 years and only one post - You can't explain that. [BillOReilly.jpg] Good Guy Greg Upvotes relevant username. Scumbag Steve Downvotes relevant usernames. One downvote? SBS is a Hipster. Steve! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU* You just edited your post! Hey everybody! This guys a PHONY! A BIG FAT PHONY! This is why we can't have nice things! I'll just be over here then. [sadkeanu.jpg] Forever Alone. Have an upboat. I wish I had more upvotes to give. Wait...is that a spider in the right hand corner? ENHANCE. Someone setup a GUI interface using visual basic. NOPE NOPE NOPE!! [spiderenhanced.jpg] Kill it with fire! Hey Guys, my girlfriend thinks she's [f]at, can you talk some sense into her? [size0model.jpg] Pic is down. Is she...Over 9000?? 9000kg girlfriend? That brings new meaning to....a tonne of fun. Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! To help everyone out - 9000 kilograms = 19 841.6036 pounds How I feel when someone posts "Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" before me [gif]. No one cares how you feel on an internet site. This is not your internet site! There are millions of visiters and they all like different things. I think this Youtube comment said it best [screngrab.jpg]. Nothing has not happened more than that didn't happen. Yeah, I can tell by the pixels. TIL about pixels from a tv show and posted a Wiki article on it. What the actual fuck!! Look how stupid my friends on facebook are. They know nothing about pixels. [screengrab.jpg] AMA Request: That guy on facebook!! Would anyone be interested in a AMA from that guy on facebook? FFS! Just ask them and if people are interested they will ask questions!!!! Okay. [okayrageface.jpg] Look at my cat in a hat - I rescued it from my neighbor's backyard [meholdingcatnexttomyface.jpg]. I want that hat! Shutupandtakemymoney I don't have a cat to pimp for cakeday karma, so here's an elderly person I know. Happy Cakeday! Am I the only one that hates cats? Yes. You are a unique snowflake. Yes. You are a unique pancake. Yes. You are a unique toothache. Y U NO like cats? huh? Next person that posts 'huh?' gets a visit from this guy. [fatguybeingsick.jpg] I don't even... That's it, the internet is officially over. That's enough internet for today. I'm out. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ Hi r/sex , I'm just wondering if it's normal if you get an erection while licking a table. Of course. Anyone who doesn't like it is a victim of society and is homophobic. (285 upvotes) I'm a cop and love to lick tables. Police abusing cooperating table [vid] That table gotta lawyer up! Lawyer up, hit the gym and delete facebook. Fuck the police. Whoa, we got a badass over here! I love the police. You are the 1%. I don't want to live on this planet anymore. If you hate this planet...Does that mean you've been to another? [philosoraptor.jpg] Imgur mirror [1] Urgh. Is there a Reddit for grownups? These memes are getting sad. C'mon. It was funny! I laughed so hard I spat coffee on my keyboard. I laughed so hard I almost woke my roommate and dog up. In Australia you wake your roommate and dog down. I told my Australian roommate I quit facebook. This was his reaction [gif] This is what Cleverbot has to say about facebook. [screengrab.jpg] I copied what Cleverbot said and said it back to Cleverbot. [screengrab.jpg] Yo dawg, I herd you like Cleverbot so we spoke to Cleverbot with Cleverbot so you read Cleverbot while Cleverbot talks to Cleverbot.. We must go deeper.... That's what she said. I don't always go deeper, but when I do it's in your mother. [interestingman.jpg] TL;DR - The concrete set. It's feet are stuck in my driveway and I now have to feed it daily. Does any one else think that i nailed it and am doing it right? [craft.jpg] Have an upvote. AND MY AXE! This kills the axe meme. To the front page with you! This. Wow. I don't believe I made to the front page! I'd like to thank god. There's no proof that fairies don't exist either - do you believe in them too? Carl Sagan said it best [Carl.jpg] Repost Not sure if Repost or haven't seen it before [fry.jpg]. If it's a Repost, just use the downvote button! IDIOT! That's what they are their for. I hate being this guy, but you used the wrong 'there'. Irony. Came here to post this. That is NOT irony! Look it up FFS! It's shit like this. Absolutely agree with Sagan. Fuck everything about this! Fuck all the things!!! No, that's an object, I think you mean Rings. No, that's a band of metal, I think you mean Sings. C-C-C-Combo Breaker!! In Soviet Russia things fuck you. go on... That post was almost as bad as Justin Bieber and Rebecca black combined. Louis CK hit the nail on the head with this one [Louis.jpg] Stop posting pics of Louis CK with text! He would hate it! He should have posted in [1] /r/only10subscribers anyway. Neither, Chuck Tesla. You got that from /b/ And /b/ got it from Reddit. Nice try, M. Night Shyamalanan. Your spelling is wrong. I quit life. AND MY AXE! Another LOTR reference! This thread helps my OCD. This doesn't mean you have OCD! IT JUST MEANS YOU'RE particular!!@! This is what OCD is like: [vid] Wadsworth constant applies. Was expecting to read that and will not leave disappointed. My SO made me an axe for my birthday. Awesome or disappointing? Guythatsaysmyaxe: AND MY AXE! Upvote for relevant username. Member for 4 years! Your day has come! Member for 4 years and only one post - You can't explain that. [BillOReilly.jpg] Good Guy Greg Upvotes relevant username. Scumbag Steve Downvotes relevant usernames. One downvote? SBS is a Hipster. Steve! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU* You just edited your post! Hey everybody! This guys a PHONY! A BIG FAT PHONY! This is why we can't have nice things! I'll just be over here then. [sadkeanu.jpg] Forever Alone. Have an upboat. I wish I had more upvotes to give. Wait...is that a spider in the right hand corner? ENHANCE. Someone setup a GUI interface using visual basic. NOPE NOPE NOPE!! [spiderenhanced.jpg] Kill it with fire! Hey Guys, my girlfriend thinks she's [f]at, can you talk some sense into her? [size0model.jpg] Pic is down. Is she...Over 9000?? 9000kg girlfriend? That brings new meaning to....a tonne of fun. Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! To help everyone out - 9000 kilograms = 19 841.6036 pounds How I feel when someone posts "Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" before me [gif]. No one cares how you feel on an internet site. This is not your internet site! There are millions of visiters and they all like different things. I think this Youtube comment said it best [screngrab.jpg]. Nothing has not happened more than that didn't happen. Yeah, I can tell by the pixels. TIL about pixels from a tv show and posted a Wiki article on it. What the actual fuck!! Look how stupid my friends on facebook are. They know nothing about pixels. [screengrab.jpg] AMA Request: That guy on facebook!! Would anyone be interested in a AMA from that guy on facebook? FFS! Just ask them and if people are interested they will ask questions!!!! Okay. [okayrageface.jpg] Look at my cat in a hat - I rescued it from my neighbor's backyard [meholdingcatnexttomyface.jpg]. I want that hat! Shutupandtakemymoney I don't have a cat to pimp for cakeday karma, so here's an elderly person I know. Happy Cakeday! Am I the only one that hates cats? Yes. You are a unique snowflake. Yes. You are a unique pancake. Yes. You are a unique toothache. Y U NO like cats? huh? Next person that posts 'huh?' gets a visit from this guy. [fatguybeingsick.jpg] I don't even... That's it, the internet is officially over. That's enough internet for today. I'm out. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ Hi r/sex , I'm just wondering if it's normal if you get an erection while licking a table. Of course. Anyone who doesn't like it is a victim of society and is homophobic. (285 upvotes) I'm a cop and love to lick tables. Police abusing cooperating table [vid] That table gotta lawyer up! Lawyer up, hit the gym and delete facebook. Fuck the police. Whoa, we got a badass over here! I love the police. You are the 1%. I don't want to live on this planet anymore. If you hate this planet...Does that mean you've been to another? [philosoraptor.jpg] Imgur mirror [1] Urgh. Is there a Reddit for grownups? These memes are getting sad. C'mon. It was funny! I laughed so hard I spat coffee on my keyboard. I laughed so hard I almost woke my roommate and dog up. In Australia you wake your roommate and dog down. I told my Australian roommate I quit facebook. This was his reaction [gif] This is what Cleverbot has to say about facebook. [screengrab.jpg] I copied what Cleverbot said and said it back to Cleverbot. [screengrab.jpg] Yo dawg, I herd you like Cleverbot so we spoke to Cleverbot with Cleverbot so you read Cleverbot while Cleverbot talks to Cleverbot.. We must go deeper.... That's what she said. I don't always go deeper, but when I do it's in your mother. [interestingman.jpg] TL;DR - The concrete set. It's feet are stuck in my driveway and I now have to feed it daily. And yet destro locks say they need buffs Nice try, Jermichael Finley's Agent. ** ** first i was like HDMI Spriter.... i dont even know... -stares right back - I'll take the stairs in future. And in WTF... Care should be taken Ahh so if you are using spigot there is no way in the world it would be possible that some bukkit code has a bug. Where does it all go? Check yourself, the Reichsweißwurstverzehrministerium is on to you. Fantastic craftsmanship, OP *nice little comfy* **box**... Voltorbs's colors are backwards I'm looking for opinions from other admins, not cheap easy-setup plugins. Just wondering what unique plugins people use. Wow, the right is so wet. That wedding rings are worn on the left ring finger because it's the only one that has veins that connect to the heart. I'll certify you over Skype if you make it worth my time. That just might be crazy enough to work ** What the fuck...** **BITCH! TITS OR GTFO ** My brother is in college and plays Magic. I just look at him and #### ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ TIL that in NY it's legal to be a pedo. Balgruuf's daughter is a child... ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Censored Gerudo symbol. ಠ_ಠ It really was. Unfortunately my daughter woke up in the middle of the night and interrupted. Is that Winchester, Massachusetts? What are you doing climbing a tree with 3 hearts anyways " " What the fuck...? Maybe you should get her a babysitter. Seriously, go add it. Swipe left and right on the dock when writing a comment to quote the previous post, upload an image or insert graphic assets. There's also a button. #### As a vehicle exporter....this worries me a lot. Oh my god are you really going through OP's history to pick her apart? Haha that's funny, especially because US citizens can enter the majority of European countries (Belarus ) without any prior paperwork. I guess New Zealand is going to get all my impulse Oceania travel. Dad? "fun", eh? lol yellow text tumblr gif ** LOL HARSH BRO!** Here here. The defense of Cooke is at nearly zealot proportions. He has done awful things and people sweep it under the rug and wave a season and half of FOLLOWING THE RULES in your face. It's ridiculous. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ #### #### I'm a special kind of stupid My Dad's named is Robert, and he could beat up your uncle. That's not a gas mask... I was making a funny. COUS-.... actually, i'm not really a jerk at all.... ... but my point here is *who cares what you look like*, it says nothing about who you are, and NO ONE should feel bad for their appearance. that said, i know people often do feel insecure about the way they look because modern society places such a high value on it. and yes, it is certainly "mean" to put someone down for something they can't help. it just really saddens me that we have gotten to the point where people feel bad for not being perfectly beautiful (like GGG). 'Attempted mass murder'. Better? I read it as this too Through the mad hatters hat to an alternate dimension. Hopefully no one comes along and rapes the trees Kahl Drogo put that Dreamcast down it is not a horse and where is your ponytail? I have an impacted canine and I don't ever want to do this. Ill just take a crown over my baby tooth Oh yeah, thats totally WTF. Why did you feel it ? ლ( ლ) Wow, france makes our anti-gay marriage types seem downright civil, all they do is picket and call us fags. The calendar behind you is dated January, 2011 Sorry that my opinion is wrong . "blacmomba" Does that say Regina pizza? Because I live in Regina, Saskatchewan, and all I ever eat is Boston pizza. . Lol just imagine if he accidentally had the flash on and they saw him This is like literally asking to be swept with 4 shutout losses. laama is not to be trusted! Oh god... I thought it was shit.... I've gotten myself hooked on AoW, warts and all... It really is a fantastic game, but yea, soooo many things need to be fixed. My number one complaint is the lack of invert mouse... I'm making due, but every time some Royal Guard fucker jumps me in the forest my 20 years of inverted mouse muscle memory kicks in and I end up starting at the sky If you're a girl... I approve of your username. If not well: Yep... I'm puzzled myself what the heck is going on with online play... It's been how long since release ?! Not sure if purposeful misspelling of 'wrapping' We need to make a poll to see if the vehicles are ok with this, no? ┌( )┘ He would pay 25% (probably more) of $2,500 just for the Apple logo. I had a quick look at the apple website (UK) and *they don't even have a single six core iMac* sigh. Only had to talk to a cop on acid once..swear he didn't have a head.. Bad 'murica Portrait mode And stay away. My taxes were due yesterday. So I got them done, at 530 this morning. Whoa whoa whoa... LESS traffic? this is the first thing release off of perception After reading this and all of your replies here I'm already sold. Don't betray my trust . Wait, the Supreme is too short for you? "Nuke" I really wonder which behavior is meant, my behavior is sitting in a corner weeping back and forth crying. And yes I blame that wholeheartedly on my period . What, no demands for elf fart powered iPhones? I mean, be reasonable here. My heart just dropped in sadness because I uploaded a critique link of me singing onto /r/singing and thought this comment was for that I'm not very smart. Yeh, now its just going forwards . I met her kids in the morning, they were older. I got Amazing Chest right before fighting Demon Firesage. Well, they are probably great for finding fake bombs. Another US-involved war? ( ) ( )>⌐□-□ he's not getting the reference.. vat Your friend threw a party... for a cat Uhmm... some stock-ish mods are: ** ** haha. Both the hubs and I are materials engineers, so we think lab-created stones are the way to go, anyway. Didn't think about the "fitting in at Neiman Marcus" issue ( ) ( ) DAE LE REDDIT LOL RES REDDIT ENHANCEMENT SUITE ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ I thought oral sex was when 2 people talked about sex, kinda like dirty talk. So imagine my surprise when 12 year old me asks my mom if this is what it was and I was told the truth about the birds and the bees and what they do on their knees something like I'd imagine. There's no games for the Vita, obviously No. 2 vaginas? Yes, yes. Any history from before we were born is irrelevant. Released immuno-compromised mice into the wild to save them... I love this idea. Especially since I have a full page of Slash-n-dashes. "cognitive function has nothing to do with the central nervous system." how else would you test for sight degradation? on humans? you realize that animal experimentation is already heavily regulated and that any attempt to treat animals inhumanely will cause labs to shut down? You can literally lose your funding and your job if they find that you haven't been following the animal protocol you've approved. These are my Internet points! Backpack, red hair, ... ... But not in the UK The Indians don't Saw someone with an Assassin tat, mentioned it and how I loved the game. he looked at me odd for a moment then said he just thought it looked cool and didn't know what it was from. "Vid två av tillfällena har kvinnan haft med sig sin man som filmat händelsen" Yeah me too. Only figured it out a few years ago I say that to my boyfriend all the time..... "Totally kills people" Thanks bud! Worked hard on this little sucker... and all the milli's that were put on it. All started with the look of disapproval milli! Your boobs aren't resting on the monument... ( ) Great minds must think alike.... I used to think when a baby was born it climbed some ladders that lead to the mouth and came out that way. Then I thought they cut open the girl's stomach and took it out, you could imagine my face when I learned they did not come out of there. I have to find one for each chapter. do you know which chapter this is? ლ( ლ) > <-- See that face? That face you only see when someone with more intellectual superiority is in the room. So if you see me disapproving of your actions and style. You better take notes. And you have to order a pizza in order to get a free lava cake. This white stuff everywhere... i like it Pull out your oven and clean... I thought my sisters we're really talking about grass in realty they were referring to Marijuana Nope, I was born as an adult. I'm Benjamin Button. ... who are you? .... I have JUST now realized the term isn't pre-Madonna so...grieving mother in denial? nothing to see here. better to give her some privacy to come to grips with it instead of using an emotionally wounded to support our pet conspiracies azeenab. I've been thinking about it for the passed hour, and I don't think it makes sense in any context... My whole life has been changed Well, too late No. Fucking. Kidding. DARE lead me to believe that weed was easy to get. Please do! Ghostery doesn't block everything for me so I still occasionally get tracked I fear that the camel may be dead. Am I the only one who initially saw Woody Woodpecker? No they don't... what kind of vaginas have you been around? I actually feel like mangastream's translations lately has been a bit too overdramatized or Americanized. "Diarrhea mouth of yours.." This one is pretty ugly in her actions mate Warwick Davis is still going strong. I heard something about willow 2 from Val recently. Wait... KIDKNAPPED?! 110 unread messages... Ariel is sixteen Cherio The only time I've bought something from Free People was during Black Friday, and their discount-off-a-discount dresses were still $50 Were they..... Cheezburgers? We are if you're going to spell our country's name with a Q Refer to the title if you think he is a Super Hero. He is very well known/popular so..... Wait so let me get this straight... What you're saying is.. procrastination is bad?? My whole life I've been living a lie thinking putting things off was a good thing So you felt like a 5 year old should know Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck aren't real but should continue thinking Hellboy is real? Or Smurfette's Wicked Period *starts dialling FBI* > I think you're forgetting about the North Korean people there... No one should be hitting anyone. She will take any premium pillows. I *love* that movie. Dammit that link is purple now... No one should be sitting anyone. Your name is surprisingly relevant What the fuck? Seriously, what the fuck ... Guilty Because we don't do "spring break" here in Aus Jeezabetus. Omg blackhawks fan, You're next. [That's the joke.](/spoiler) So did I. Don't do it. I was 17 when I found out that raisins are just dried up grapes. So close... Somebody up vote this guy so he can have his 69... With his sister... **"Black piece of shit"?** ring a bell ? "Headin' west like I'm fuckin' blowin' Kanye." This is happening to me right now. ME. TOO. He has been multiple times, look it up before you make assumptions. As the owner of a 20 year old red eared slider, I don't care what they say, my turtle wants nothing to do with lettuce, loves any ACTUAL meat (turkey, ham, live worms and "comets" (fish). If I was to offer him (turtle, mr. t, turtle-man) lettuce, he'd legit spit it in my face and give me a look such as: I'm at an [8] and that took me way too long to figure out what I was looking at ... I'm going back to r/trees A self proclaimed dork... Ill add you to the reddit room on line. Look for fugues or h llowbean And then you became BALL_BAG_HANNAH Loose I'm asking because I don't. #7 ಠ_ಠ, just Fine, I accidently a word. hahaha everyone knew he was there, hence all the room around him. No one expected that spray pattern It's weird... It's like every other girl in this video reacts much like my girlfriend does when I approach her with a boner that massive. And once you get past SecuRom, there's always Games for Windows Live to make your day even better. So...you want to stop playing an awesome game just because you can't exploit a "bug" anymore? #### I love how league of legends + japan = 80% of the comments being about porn >I am now convinced that Silas is everyone. TRUST NO ONE! For all I know, I'm Silas. Radio activity. We know. We've seen it. On this subreddit and AskReddit. Many times. You got it from here. uhhhh... you have good eyes. ᕙ( ‶)ᕗ NO "Clubbing" just annoys you? How you think them baby seals feel bout "clubbing"? As a twenty-three year veteran of the gaming tables and an individual holding an undergrad degree in Philosophy (one of two- the other equally self indulgent) I'd be happy to see what conclusions you come to. Of course, OP could end up being chaotic faggot on this... It has like 80,000 shares already Until he runs for prez. Interestingly (or probably not, me and reddit disagree on what is interesting) in ancient Greece clapping was a sign of disapproval (like the Greek ) and was employed primarily during a bad performance to drown out the performers. Or chained to the ceiling hey man...don't jinx us You pay 25$ in the US? He also suggested using a lemon juice / baking soda slurry to whiten teeth. "I see" Apparently it's not a discussion.... idk I tried wiring in a new pickup.....and now she's dead it's been rough. It was given to me, and I brought it back from the brink a few years ago. Now I killed it. I should have taken it to an expert. It's sad. But I'm saving up to buy a new one. I figure I could spend the money to fix this one, and never really be done, or buy a new one and hope it feels as good playing as the old one did. At least I didn't name the old one my acoustic has a name and I'd be devastated if I lost it, I mean her. Thank you so much on both accounts! Yeah I really miss the guitar. I now know that the forty bucks it woulda cost me to have guitar center do it woulda been worth it Yeah my wife is really dreading finals! she's going nuts slowly lol That's fine hon :) so what disorder, if I'm not prying here? I dunno if it's a disorder, but I looooove eating til I can't move at night! I doubt that's helpful at all Yaaaaaay for violin! And I'll pray for your stepdad hon! :) when I moved out of my parents house, I felt the SAME way, , like: if I leave that here will I ACTUALLY miss it?! who on earth offers himself to voice act these things? Oatmeal raisin disguised as chocolate chip " " Hahaha I feel ya.....I look at our apartment and just think about how a fire would probably do wonders for us after the electronics and valuables are out of course ;) I just realized my dad is a man who would do this That's not web in his hand Unless he gets injured... In no way do I feel like you're treating me as a five year-old. I agree with ALonelyProgrammer unless you have a static IP your ISP will assign you a public IP fairly regularly. If by some small miracle he has access to botnet you will be down until your ISP hands out another IP. He probably thinks he can DL loic/hoic and point it in your direction, even so you would probably see minimal impact from 1 PC. If it gets really annoying you could just block his public IP from your routers firewall I didn't ask about your anal virginity New Zeanada... Yeah, because when *we* were the ones bombing the *Muslims,* it was in perfectly good taste. Never seen this before. Seems legit. Gotta love blatant homophobia. Not starting off great. Calm down Drake. I've received 10 of those emails today. "The Islam Church"? You mean a Mosque? Nothing amount to power of vaping and fech press, NOTHING Yeah. I'm from Sweden and our food is by no means cheap, but when I spent a weekend in Norway everything cost literally twice as much. A normal pizza was like 14€ or something stupid. Bakula* Well done you caught it....**on the volley** ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ TIL Ronda's mom has a blog and she has a book. Has anyone read it? Dortmund is looking pretty scary right now. ^ A battery of Barracudas. You look like a 40/M/? to me. I don't think this will take off. If it does, ┌∩┐( )┌∩┐ let it burn to the ground after a day or so. Wow, really? I mean, 'meemee' at worst. May-may... Welp, that explains the 3-week-long period mid-cycle and the excruciating cramps. Whooo. We should.... Sex?..... The one next to lees liquors?!?1 AH dang... and Phat burger? wtf -lets get any business that starts with P outta seaside /// =[ /// That Guac Bacon burger ) Everything? Yes, everything... One time we literally upvoted dog shit to the frontpage. Another time we had a picture of a rock (not minerals, but literally a rock) *looks at username* Ill bet you pressured them into drinking. My dad moved his office to the room underneath mine. Thought he was out of the house one morning, so sexy times commenced with my bf. Unfortunately my dad wasn't really out of the house. I got a nice talk with my father after the bf left "hey, at least I know you're not a screamer..." thanks dad... EDIT: great, my highest rated post is about how my dad knows I'm not a screamer... Thanks guys. I'll always cherish this memory... Attack of the 'Nether-cheddar' OP = Redditor for 3 hours. Currently 4894 karma. ...I like how you said the worst part was not being able to drink your smoothie Everyone? You hurt McKinnon's feelings. Yeah..because he wont be flying At least you got some kind of excuse. Mine was canceled and that was it. [](/tsawww)Sorry Haggy, you wouldn't much like me gay anyways, I have one of the worst gag reflexes ever. Unless you're into that I guess Y U NO POST PROOF!!?? ლ( ლ) Toasted Toast toasts toast. But but... you're from the North! Notice I said almost never. Not never. Also note that I mentioned that its not typically used for consumer products (not iMacs, iPhone hardware, etc.) I watched it with my dad. Sorry man, you've peaked. You've peaked. *really?* It didn't.., 40F in Dallas at 9am. Racist punch line in the title person I'm just glad he decided to face forward. Um kind of open to anything at the moment, this can pretty much describe my feelings of both my former stylist and haircut at the moment: Thanks.. So does the second one... dragging knee on the street I hope people realize what a double standard this is I live in boston Mother of minecraft Yea I saw that I spelled it Urijah but been typing Uriah a lot recently and my phone autocorrected it Or are you just me in the future? I'm an insurance adjuster and a lot of times I show up to inspect a roof and get "do you need a ladder?" My response is . Oh the hours I've spent on YouTube watching cyst videos Pretty much what I expected it to be. Why is he heiling hitler? Stewart's Calculus and Ross's A First Course in Probability come to mind As an American this is a bad idea Braith or Lucia family? As for the obsession part, I hear that many girls get their first orgasm from horse riding...after that, some girls get *attached*. Its just the one posted 6 hours after this one I masterbate..........chronically He's in survival? Wait a minute! There are a lot of dickheads that need arresting down south.... And I mean a lot! It does work both ways ... Right I went on a few dates with this girl I met at a bar, she was a complete user, she didn't have a car, so every "date" was actually me buying her dinner than dropping her off at a friend's house, oh and she always brought a friend anyways, our last date was me her and her friend at TGIF's, she obviously just wanted a free meal and had to be somewhere, but I had an idea of what i was gonna do from the beginning, as the waitress came by I asked to split the bill, which freaked her out, started saying she forgot her purse and her friend didn't have enough money, I told I was sick of her blah blah blah and didn't care and if she didn't pay right now I was going to walk out and drive away (we had to be miles from her house) she thought I was bluffing and said sure whatever, so I walked, but as I got in my car I could hear her from the restaurant, "wait wait wait!" Then I gunned it out of there, best feeling in the world, I have no idea what happened to her, I just blocked her number and went to bed I clicked on the link three times before I noticed your username. Ooh, you racist… I see what you did there And this is why I kick bums out of my establishment. I happen to work in downtown Denver...... I just wish they didn't live the stereotype. I thought of something entirely different OMG, fuck EVERYTHING about VS. They tried to shove my 36H's into a 36D. and when half of my boob was spilling over the cup (including nipple) the sales girl was like, oh, great fit. I have one too. No worries it's a perfectly normal response to a normal situation... I know this sounds sarcastic, but maybe… Just maybe… You should thank whatever fucking God you believe in, that you got out of there in time. It's called chips and gravy. Australian women live on it. Didn't smell him sorry.. Also some dude was smoking a cigar close by Looks like someone shit in your ALDI cereal. For some reason I was hopping to see him flap giving the real-life Is. A. Woman. dae hate women? Hey, at least you can actually play online! I'm in Australia and I can rarely even make it to the character select screen Can't read it; iPad landing page. Thanks... I'm such a creeper. I hardly notice which subreddit I'm in anymore. Oh, well. Maybe I'll learn something here. I suppose I can put my memes on the back burner...for now. Japan here. I was never informed of this. HDDVD is still connected? Looking at Kakuzu in this just reminded me of tentacle porn extremely relevant name That is a really creepy thing to say My friend sent me a screenshot of me liking a Facebook page called "Clopping to My Little Pony" with the text " ". I trusted you What the fuck? Ain't cool bruh bruh ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ My boyfriend also has a red geo metro sans muffler no gravity.. oh gawd I'd bang the crap out of the girl on the left >Right, because Christianity is totally not a religion that glorifies death and mass genocide/suffering Wtf, where did you even get that, and your cool story bro just goes to show how much of a lying vag you really are have fun with your life whore I didn't sign up for this either. wtf OP But if you can put your boogers on the floor, you can put the roll of TP on the floor. I think you just LIKE wiping them there. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ You join a game called Ultimate Bravery Aram and you get mad when they use the builds they are assigned? I didn't like the part when any of it. Also when they equated gay people to alcoholics. Oh yeah, and the part when logic imploded, and now my head hurts. I'm not a scalpel Yeah I'm still not convinced about you Double team Don't fuck with jumanji or starship troopers... This poor child probably worked harder in one day that i do all week, how sad ##### literally If you add more non-roach bud in the second gen joint, then it doesn't count as a second gen joint. I will help you prepare it I don't want to live on this planet anymore. ... Figure of speech, but I'll bite... The Egyptians? Im a badass coz im on a train without a ticket. The ppl who check for tickets were all liek ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ WEST SEATTLE BITCHES Not my child...but, my 3 yo neice told my wife to dance in the middle of the room while she hid in a closet watching through the crack in the door. ლ( ლ) Tyiಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Not gonna down vote you, but even as a Vikings fan your statement makes me . I mean did I want AP to win it? Absolutely. Could I say with a straight face he is 'a much better player than Barry Sanders'? Nope nope and nope. That's what you think.. ..... Windows 8... 32-bit? "I've been caught a couple times urinating" Da fuq man. It does. In PA, the victim has to be under 16, and the offender 4 or more years older. So, if a 40 year old is having sex with a 16 year old, there's no problem. I commend you. Fuck cats. Hate me Reddit ლ( ლ) Why does Fury's eyepatch strap stop at his hairline? *accidentally* Yes, SLU was such a vibrant and desirable community before amazon showed up Ok, we get it, Roma is cute, but this is spamming. Yeaaa I'm done with reddit today. Time to look up kitties I.......... [](/angel " ") AbortionHeadbutt works at a middle school... Hard on yes.... touching... And you wonder why little brother hates you! Had to laugh myself I haven't seen one in that good of condition in 20 years but still remembered it and was like I know that blanket. :) lad there are still ones out there like it, such good (and bad -when i lost it for a year at 5) memories! YOUR MOM'S A Stinker tinker time? Do you just play in the bowl after you're done and tinker with your shit? What I clicked on the link "deer in headlights," I picture of a guy with his dick out showed up. I'm so confused Oh Dallas... Come on.. Except that he doesn't have an all-seeing eye hey James. I know you. Sounds like my sister in law. Both grandparents watch their only kid a couple nights a week so they can get drunk and "take a break". He goes to day care during the day and she doesn't work. Depending on the game...^^^ElderScrolls the dwarves can be considered Elf-kin. Skimmed and read as squeezing one out The commentators here keep referencing this match as the Champions League semi finals... It's flattering but... still. "That means they are the same age" Quote from the commentators "Halo for the original DS" Well...now I have seen that. Great. This is why we can't have nice things. Actually talking to people ... Eh, this is humor too, I'm not pissed haha. And I did NOT vote for Chávez, that's where I don't have a sense of humor at all That's three straight bullshit penalties against us in a row Of course I find this as I'm pooping Thanks for the link, I went from being a 21 year male to a 30 year 56% female Dafuq... ಠ ಠ That sounds creepy in that context Did I ask you to breathe? Yeah, at first I was like lol, and then I was like It's a "B" for Brouwer My old cat was a champ at eating and barfing. It was like she was afraid the food would disappear - she'd eat almost the entire bowl at breakneck speeds, barf it up minutes later in a perfectly undigested pile, and then start meowing because she was hungry Are you talking about the "face of disapproval"? I have no idea how to make the characters. I just search it on google and copy/paste. Man, don't get me started on camis. Built-in bra? HAHAHAHA. ... "..perhaps even immoral" Meh. I've been mostly vegan for almost 10 years now. I found a level that I can sustain without too much food anger. Over the years the cheats become fewer and fewer. Meat itself rarely interests me at anymore. The key might be to give in once in a while to some crap food and remind yourself you aren't missing much. For me the problem is giving into delicious food and flavors that haunt me from time to time. They just keep haunting me. I'm looking at you, salami. Oh yes, so much to look forward to... I'm the same way! I'm 6'3", and I'm always complaining about how everything is made for smaller people, but then I see someone taller, and I'm like "Dammit! I wish I was 7 feet tall!" I request updates and contact info to perform periodic still alive checks. Shh.. no one needs to know Great question. Too bad there are no girls here to answer it! I hate people. Hells yea. I walked in Walmart wanting to try something new but that 8.94 price tag pulled my sleeve too hard to resist. But it is kind of rubbing it in my face that Bud Light is sponsoring the nfl draft When people chew with their mouth open Vice city's on there twice! Mr. Wede? Great question! Kid just changed the TV in my common room from NFL Network over to ESPN because "It's all about Boomer, bro." Who told you that? Up to no good I'm sure. If April 1, 2014 rolls around and all the upvote arrows aren't motherfucking dolphins swimming in a motherfucking pool, i will fucking hard. HARD. Or you trade your pick, of course. Crest Complete made my teeth grey. It's not supposed to. Trick question, no one has ruled the entire world He's the definition of "keepin' it real" Really odd place to take that. ლ( ლ) Her facial expressions... I've never been to a chiropractor but those inversion tables look terrifying. The only thing I can think of now is those retarded triangle/golf tee puzzles that are on the tables.... There are no excuses for that amount of shoes That's a pig. Wrap and Fire Spin preventing action for 5 turns. So fun. That completely defeats the purpose of unranked ლ( ლ) Nope black people get frostbite too. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ^hello ** ** (that is a bold look of disapproval, FYI) ... Of course Stop that. You're confusing redditors' sexuality. What about that chick who posted the comment that something must have recently pushed him over the edge. The guy was in prison for five years prior to this. Pretty sure he's always had issues. You bought a $12 controller.... and you're promoting it above a first party controller... Very nice! My parents went with clowns. ...Are we sure that's what it's doing? boil.... Yeah, goddamn 12-year-olds without any boobs... In it to win it So you're telling me that in the raspberry sundaes that I enjoy eating that there could possibly be......traces of anal glands My mother is form Boise. It explains a lot. Or move unpredictably due to a lack of Newton's Laws I bet there was a fifth picture. breaking the first rule. Webb's face -> What? That's perfectly normal. Or it's just us sharing thing we've seen people do. Ive never seen an episode of community, but this line stuck out, "you seem to be a little hard on Troy lately." My name is Troy, and I regularly hit the ceiling fan. damnit. I don't know if we can be friends anymore When you figure it out, let me know. I'm in the exact same boat. Maybe we should start a "common sense" party. We'd never win, but I hear there's a ton of money in trying. Did you just imply that you buried your child alive? dragonball and avatar oh god... 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People on reddit don't understand the point of being facetious. I keep forgetting this. edit : That's JUST what an ad agency would say Your right speaker is blocked by your sofa > I turned on the system, plug the game in.... and......... It was Gardening Mama Ummm his shoes didn't fall off...they BAILED OUT And you clearly have. Hush, you teenagers Let me get this straight. Call the police for aid, you will get kicked out of your home. That is what it sounds like to me. God damn it uofa can we be on the front page for something good for once? What the fuck have you guys done with my political thread? My boss will email me from his iPad asking me what the price is of products on our own pro camera website. Not only that, but he'll then ask what the product is on BH Camera's site as well as shipping, etc in multi threaded emails. \ / what? Your sentence doesn't make sense. Stern look --> WHY IS YOUR NAME NORSEMAN BUT WITH PACKERS FLAIR Damn that's nasty Oh my lord she is ADORABLE!! :D I'm so envious xD I wish they could stay puppies forever Why is the singing parodied so poorly? I started taking interest in the "original effect without music" concept but once it reached the singing portion, it was replaced by What is this joke I'm not getting it. Sounds like a lvl 2 summoner build akin to stacking boots. The look on that douchebag's face infuriates me ლ( ლ) >PUNS ARE HOT FIXING I've seen some Youtubers call this "rubber-banding"... And it happens so much. Getting killed after you've gone behind cover is so frustrating and feel so cheap. Maybe it has to do something with lag? But as you see in this vid he keeps on shooting while hes behind cover and still getting hitmarkers... I have no idea I love the little shelf so I can look at my poo. But it's not that close to my hand/ass Given what I found when I cleaned out your closet, I do not advise this course of action. Huge ass pill Yes, I got the impression that you made the " " face because what he said is something a gay person would say to someone. I don't know why you'd make that face, but you did. *nor any* drop to drink ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ You really think it could create suction on an uneven surface? You got more karma for that comment than I have total. Give it it's own game type Almost everything there is a repost Aaaaand the catchy tune is back. Thanks Fucking Live Leak dude. Nope, not my experience. Guys with CG 125 and sport bikes hate my guts and try to show off the worst way possible when they notice I ride a cruiser. Too many red bulls fans can't read sarcasm Your skins. Too*. And eating out with people who are overly concerned about what I can eat. "Look, they have a salad!" ...thanks, I would have never found that on my own! NO! 80% of the time i use Sublime with some plugins and most of the other time is spent in vim when on a server. I was unaware that opinions were not allowed in here, forgive me That HP sounds incredible. Too bad it's 220$. Huh? Oh. OH! OHHHHHH..... Why did I ask? Please stop defecating on your babies Oh, so you're saying I'm an asshole, then? ಠ_ಠ This Loria thing is really getting out of hand. It's not like they traded all those players yesterday... Ugh, I got a speeding ticket one night when I was 19, apparently there's some sort of curfew wherever I was for under 18. The cop asked me how old I was as I was handing him my ID. Maybe staph infection? Oh wow. You didn't actually mean that as a joke. "Product of Lithuania" You also had one job... take a clear picture It blows my mind that they are saying "play responsibly". What if I consider the scorched chapel the highlight of the game? Seven! Was waiting for Mac, but starting to think I might wait indefinitely. I'll have to check my local Sam's Club / Costco. My local grocerry store wants ~$1.80 a 12Oz bottle. It took you two years to make one meme? Don't you dare sully The Master's memory! Nope. Surface finish isn't a big deal. Running at 60 rpm. Started set up at 4pm it is now 1230 AM and I'm about halfway through the bore. There are port holes that cause a nasty interrupted cut requiring me to change the insert every two passes I came here to make that exact comment...reddit has changed me You should make a subreddit, you know for daily updates. ^^^^ People seeing my browsing history. This is more wtf than the original post, and the original post elicited a *whut the fuck* from me.. Michael: so now we're a network/networks? We have now Really? Nice argument of yours. Way to reinforce to your points. I'm not sure that's quality bonding time, but I appreciate the advice. You just... Well it's reassuring to know that the land of the free and the home of the brave is a place that war criminals are safe from justice What the fuck did I just read? How does one make it into adult hood not knowing what the suffix -phille means So cutting in crowds? Got it ...as a design student you should know how to do this, right? Prepare your anus for a solid downvoting Betty? and cats were demi-gods! ( ) ITT: Necrophilia. Not going to lie but probably with my hand... It's a nice introduction after I just paid him money ** ** As an Oklahoman, . Totally not a ME fan Yeah, $100B you start to relax.... ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ I'd be more worried about 1300 lb deer than 1000 lb moose. Oh god At least you didn't get team killed by your platoon mate at the end of the match. I'm looking at you tempest. First all grain batch. Got the sparge going at a nice rate so went inside for a few minutes to double check recipe steps/notes(reddit Saison). Came back out to find the newly installed valve on the kettle in the open position with the wort running onto the ground. . As the BYO trouble shooting article said: beer on floor: close valves. 2.5 gallons sitting in the fermenter back at home. OG was slightly saved by the pound of sugar in the boil. I have @@ saved as Beyonce! Illuminati! ლ( ლ) I wouldn't want the job of being the guy that has to sit through all those movies to check, that's for sure I don't know... did you? Are you proud to be a mod there? What in the various fucks... Yea, because fuck objective grading, why should we grade students based solely on academic performance when we can grade them on how much I dislike them? Assumed female for first half until your cock was referenced. Had to re-read nope..though amazingly many do try. Yes and I'm pearled Have you looked at his comment history? Not found...curse you ( ）╯ ┻━┻ Scumbag Moffat: Makes first time traveller a black woman: next episode has 3 black guys steal Tardis This is not true ლ( ლ) I'm Irish and that looks nothing like an Irish bar When I was speaking with the dealership, they were saying that the number on the block where the head mates has a number and that the number determines what size piston to get. I have three #3 pistons and one #2, however, everywhere I look it seems like it's a one-size-fits-all sort of setup... The pistons I had in there before were Arias (supposedly) and when I'm looking for replacements it's $475. I'm hoping that's for the set and not individually How I read this: a visual representation of the mindf@#$ of ridiculous roads in Detroit in comparison to the rest of the relatively normal state All of the claims that were posted were, however, true (and backed up with evidence). If you could sue for the smaller stuff, most of Civ would go down for calling Gordge fat . kinda like this --> ? ಠ_ಠO N T H I S D A Y I A M E U P H O R I C Wait wait wait wait wait. I think the real question here is ... Will these help me on my next school exam? Username re[le]vent The Jests got a guy named Mike Shanahan? This is the most I have ever cringed on a post here. Like I really want to jump off a cliff. You got me all excited that Valkryia was downloadable on the Vita but it's not, at least for NA users . That is a pretty good thing. I hate it that we get called out for calling it soccer but the word soccer originated in England You're a saint (: I wish people like you were more common to chain stores. Most of the employees here are apathetic or just concerned with making a sale. I've cringed watching them chase around a clearly terrified animal so someone's small child could hold it. I would also never get my child a small animal while they were at an age when everything is a toy to them It should stay on facebook. Sorry to hear about your account DryPoonTang and Salty Tampon Come at me calves Craigslist.. Clips? Bayonet? As someone who works in parks and recreation, neither do I Well, that escalated quickly. What, I'm supposed to treat "Oops! Their 'mistake' (it was actually a calculated gamble with other people's lives that went bad) killed people! C'est la vie, they'll learn from it!" seriously? Focus castle? When is the only time I ever really need to cough? At the movie theater during the quietest scene in movie history You heard the man. If you don't give a shit, what are you doing on this subreddit? Seems kind of fishy if you ask me. I've changed "::::" to " " for easy redditing. Which ones do you use the most? I use my Micro 2.0 for solo smokes and have stopped using my Classic v4.0 since I got my Harmony (though I'll bust it out for Nakhla every now and then). My Classic v3 mysteriously broke at a party ( ) and I stopped using my Classic v3.5 a long time ago. Man I remember when those were close to 200 dollars Nice repost What about backwatereptiles.com? My area is not known to have any real reptile stores, petco . I was curious if backwater was any good or if maybe you or anyone knows of one online? Trying to find a Jacksons, I like the triceratops look. It's a mind game G + G + G + G + G + G + :-) = I see you opted not to go with a sealer. and you wonder why we have problems with our language... my friend got really drunk on valentines day (his girlfriend of a few years just broke up with him-cheated on him). I was being a bro taking care of him when all of a sudden "Garen_in_bush i fucking love you! " proceeds to kiss me, a pretty deep one then passes out on my lap. I literally just sat there like ............ the next day i asked if he remembered anything.. he said he remembered nothing and went about his day.....needless to say i do not go by him when hes that drunk anymore. 30 3x3? Great timing. My local library puts cling wrap on their keyboards. Were you all on equal footing in the first pic ?? Oh wow, that didn't even occur to me I am living it right now I have this joke where I tell my Sister's friends to call me when they are 18(Most of them are 17). At least I hope it comes off as a joke. As an aside, I really wish people would stop using one of my favorite bits of human anatomy as an insult. I once found a spot on my dick, I was young and was terrified it was some sexual disease, so I cut it off with a knife. Yeah, someone at mine had a sphynx revelation, my lgs gave him a round loss and let him keep playing I find it amusing, but I usually get the " " look. People tend to find it annoying most of the time. Really? Nope. We need them to heal important people, but only the ones that matter to the course of history. Although, not many people would give a fuck if Obama died, because, you know, it was his fault for becoming the president of the United States "Sweet" Awww....... Not only did you manage to find the nastiest, most unappealing fat whore body to stitch the most unflattering photo of her face onto, you did a piss poor job at it too. BTW, that statement is coming from the dude who pm'ed me for pictures of my feet. Ok.. I'll have to look into the configs then. I figured if they were both default installations then everything would just work Oh, yeah. My main concern is when Americans think the Daily Mail is a good source of news You don't wanna know I had no idea RCT3 could look that beautiful.... Wow, this is the first comment I read after I opened Reddit. I was hoping there would be pizza. So... only legitimate rapes? Downvote because your god damn username is trying to tell me what to do. I thought atheists were supposed to be the smart ones! Lamprey eels But it only sizzled Got a splinter in my hand, and skin grew over it. It started hurting really bad in the middle of class one day, so I cut it out with a pen. Saw two homeless dudes exchanging sex for crack behind a barbecue tent at a festival in the park. Was really disturbed when the "bottom" removed his adult diaper before they went at it. The cops at least had the courtesy to wait until the crack pipe was lit to swoop in and make the arrest. "No one else is offended", yet you're already in the negative. Hmm. Alright. On what occasion do you say this? iMac keyboard...? I would rather have you carry me through the mud. "The formula to karma ! By joe, we got it Watson we got it." Yes, there are many of us in the first world. Wait, no Baghdad? I'm with you on that one. Why the hell would I pee in the shower (where I'm cleaning myself) when there's a perfectly fine toilet next to the shower? I didn't even know people did that until I read this thread And possibly only having sex with drunk women, if they aren't doing anything at the time They stole your bowl Company policy permits we do. If u read all the other comments and that is what u have to contribute.. Holy shit, I feel sorry for your friends.. knowing that my parents had sex in order for me to be here, is enough reason to want to die After reading through the comments I had the vision of the court scene in idiocracy... The future is coming faster than I thought. Ha! Good one. No really, that was a great joke. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ :) xD ;_; -.-" :D T_T Neither is Top Nunu Smart ass Why don't you asshole I 'spose that's one way to justify browsing Reddit at work... This isn't a confession. All us guys have been discussing your low sex drive. ... Cheesy puns Minor Fister ^ I personally hated my middle school years because of how open I was. I really didn't give no fucks about anyone. Although that is great to have to some extent, the things I said and did were not so great So have you Tu shay..... Your abs.. wow Some of those links don't seem legal Upgrading either will void your warranty!! Thanks Apple Grumpy Cat. hey- do the bushes have any of those horrid, annoying-ass sparkles in them? because I just bought like four blushes and they had SPARKLES! I'm Asian.. I want to be white Oh God I thought you wrote he 'fucks you in' after a long day. WHO THE FUCK IS "LAURA" CROFT?? Wow. I'm never drinking at your house. This is, of course, implying that we all have fake versions. That he does. :p glad to see a fellow lagger at it's best.. Me everyday Fecking morons, man. They are everywhere. Thank you, kettal, for your fantastically productive and intelligent response. I shall keep your words of wisdom in mind until the end of my days. This happens to me im the F2P Game warframe Dude. No you weren't more sexual than normal. Every friend and myself had thoguhts like that at that age too. Just don't ask about the experimentation that went on. Please take a sit right over here sir. These novelty accounts man. We did that a lot too. With no clothes on. Only stopped like... Before 6th grade. Though we didn't actually do any pinning down. That sounds rapey. Haha naw I want it because I plan on riding in NYC and wanna have video evidence for anything that happens on the road, and I'm talking about even with my car. Seriously some of the people here are driving retarded, and I have a feeling a lot of them aren't even licensed His response? Not that you'd remember when you were 2.. Or have the ability to talk woots! Where do i go for such a thing then? Spirited away I just got a remanufactured one and installed....then promptly dropped the car off the jack stands Explosion possibilities. You think it's dead? An ITouch 3G in my bed. You must be new here ...and also mine. OP is a faggot I kept thinking of South Park when watching this but it turned out to be like glee I have always just assumed that Christians enjoy the notion that they can telepathically communicate with the creator of the universe. I suspect this is considered to be another piece of unsubstantiated, speculative evidence in support of God . People fake things all the time. Like someone faking cancer for karma >Like someone faking cancer for karma 'I cheated on you, but your dick was bigger!' Yeah, because valuing human interaction over screen time makes you old fashioned. Friends or so called friends in 6th grade at lunch while i was standing. They Rip them off i stand there in my underwear crying. Good times You're a broke ass-motherfucker? Why bother about a drunken old guy in a train? "Racism: We invented that shit" , like it was something good and to be proud of. Thats just stupid and cocky, sry. Just saying as a fellow German. "The human language" We get it, NZ is freer than America. Don't break the circle-jerk Still waiting for the backwards compatibility patch/360Arcade/PS3 port. Soooo.. I'm a Spurs fan that's never been to San Antonio. To like or not to like That did not look like 360p I came into this thread to say "My name is lucas, they call me that because my name is lucas. " and here you come, hijacking my karma. Which asshole downvoted this? Exactly. That's definitely a remix and not a demo, 2012 (Scatta demo was made Feb 2010) 17 and has posted to gonewild... I started crying as I laughed my ass off at the last one on the train. Everybody's just looking at me now man... Deescalated. Cash only? You're very good at doing whatever the hell it is you did. At first, it was just a picture of a spider. But now I know how big, how fast, and how much more fucking creepy this "ball of happiness" is, thanks to you... Dear God no. The thing I would like to know is why is there a camera in the stall? I neither understand, like, or have any desire to know why. I never thought of stealing that before You also made me spill my drink Tags: thisisn'tinterestingyoubiggayfaggot hahah except I'm a girl.. Especially if you have 9 tabs open and you have to search each one until you find the offender Cheetos, Doritos and keyboards No, I get marble layers in volcanic embarks all the time. What I find is usually lacking near volcanoes is any source of iron I have a degree in foreign language, tyvm. That's cause they be makin' all dat cheddar And by "this time" you mean... A very long time ago. I know that feel man, friend borrowed my super Mario 64 (one of those "borrows" where he took it while I was at class), and his girlfriend used it as a coaster... Always , always, always! It's like my body KNOWS I just finished a slammin' mani Is it just me or does the way the sticker was placed over the IE in the top right make it look a bit swastika-ish. I did a double take when I noticed the package was sent from Germany. ISO Just this morning I was reading about a Brit tutting and for the first time it sounded like a tut might actually be audible. I always assumed it was more of a and never heard anything recognizable as a tut when I was over there for a while. Does one tut aloud? If so is it literally "tut" or is it a pointed sigh/gasp/grunt or what? Have trouble remembering things? Take notes... You're not being polite, Canada. What the fuck, man. g. Gg ggg G. gg g. Well yes of course.. he is a TRAIL BLAZER ... ebay seller muttairbrush. reddit name muttairbrush. . ┌∩┐( )┌∩┐ Oh god this reminds me of a text conversation I had with an ex.I said jokingly "Quite" to agree with something she said."Quite doing what?""Quite not quit""Oh. Why?""Quite. Not quiet""Oh. What?" forget the code... who runs a server without an ups?! Your history doesn't show that many 0 or lower comments, but you seem to be too confrontational and make a lot of no substance comments like, or "upvote for...". I really don't see any reason to be upset, though can't see the replies to these comments. And yet you're here now. Everyone shut up and give me the info on dat white charger! trust me,i know what i say...it wasn't such a nice experience Plates... First thing I saw....He rack a disciprine. No, seriously. My wife worked there for years and we both hate the coffee. Listen up: in the training seminars they explain to new employees what makes their coffee different than others' brews. First off, they roast their beans "until the second pop." Okay. Here's and experiment you can do at home. Buy raw coffee beans (easy). Get out your cast iron skillet. You *do* have one, don't you? Set the burner to med-low, pour in the beans, and gently stir them with a wooden spoon. They will darken and pop and fill your whole neighborhood with a heady aroma of roasting coffee. This will take some time at this temperature. Half hour or so. When you think everything is properly roasted and the popping/cracking stops, spread them on a cookie sheet and let them cool. You're finished. Nice album... But something is missing I do believe youre going the wrong way on a bike lane So "helecopters or some sort of flying aircraft" gets a "perhaps," but *actual locusts* gets an "almost certainly not"? I read this as a hot sauce holder in an apple sauce store cuz my brain doesn't work so good: Dolphins are mammals. Repost master ... Extra lube Will you marry me..? I've got two glocks. Just wanting to add a 1911 to the collection. Oh and as far as me being a faggot. That's not what your mom said earlier while I was driving it home from behind. As a Mormon I have to say, keep away from my golden plates That is a diabetes taco. Uggla is hitting .476 off of Strasburg. Why not Buster! So you're the reason why my username is what it is Snuffalufagus haha only big bird will see it coming. What a twist [ ]|.^|^|^|.^| OP is lying. He tried to draw NC but did a terrible job so he blamed a "friend" hmmmm Your v-line omg i thought it as quinn Ha thanks. I went into the thread expecting all the top comments to be like "oh cute" and "oh crap she could be eaten!" I guess I've become so jaded with the mainstream Reddit comment boards over the last few years that what I least expected was something that looked like an encyclopedia entry. It reminded me of myself because my friends always pick on me for killing fun conversations with the geekiest fact that only I think is fcking awesome ... So yea, I'm glad you didn't take offense! haha seriously... I posted it because I related way too much with that feel. Besides - I dunno if you're a guy or girl, or what you look like, but we all have a Stefán or Tapanga shining underneath our veils and that is an indisputable fact • • • Although, I'm guessing you have to either be a studly macho fucker or the kind of dream chick a bro would marry because I almost squealed like a girl when I saw your posts of "cute" snakes. Well I don't know if you've taken a gander at /b/, they do it weekly. *Too... Dat lazy eye "roommate" Fram oil filter But alien blue already offers a shortcut to type . ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ :D Your smile.. No 'was', yet it still hasn't been officially released Thats a red, Thats also a red, That should be a red, soooo many reds... Thank you for saying your welcome but im a guy... #I LITERALLY LOGGED IN TO UPVOTE YOU. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ oh... No memrise yet. You got my hopes up though, so they could be crushed. and yet you went with this When you type a comment, hit the tab between cancel and submit, scroll it to the left, bam. Insertable face.ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ You motherfucker And we all know who the real stalker is! ಠ_ರೃ Everyone wish me luck...I'm going to try and win this bitch...my luck is terrible...I suck at games...but ಠ_ಠ....I will ಥ_ಥ....win this graphics card ლ( ლ) Aw man, why'd you have to bring that up here? Don't get me started on my distaste for Green Day Thanks for the tip, I'll post over there as well. What do you mean by the ? This song is quite addicting ... Am văzut zilele trecute patru inși într-o mașină cu o poză tot în stilul ăsta, mă gândeam că o fi pierdut unul vreun pariu. Dar din ce citesc pe-aici e mort. Ask out a girl that I like right now but I feel like she likes my other friend. So, fuck. TIL Silk had a /r/ ... Nothing. Because ants dont speak. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ I think this idea makes a lot of sense but here in the USA they would arrest the parents for child abuse and put the kids in foster homes. Obviously everyone is so busy playing the game, no time for reddit! ^^ I saw a salad dressing bottle up someone's rectum. It was the fat end going in first... From the moon. I would like to know the answer to this as well. I asked my family doctor to check mine and she replied that she didn't know how. I'm sure the smell is wonderful too I have to say I was to busy laughing at the tittle to read the story, though I agree with your theory. So I guess I will be leaving my window unlocked then... How do we know for sure that you aren't is alternate alt account? I just made the mistake of looking at tweets that mention Collins. "Tebow throws his Christianity in our face but Collins says he's gay and he's a hero?" and "Collins ain't even that good... Of course he's gay" and shit like that. damn you high, the mass is conserved people still give me a when i tell them i can drive for over an hour at interstate speeds and never leave the houston city limits....the drive from Clear Lake to The Woodlands is just over an hour with no traffic. TIL the cherpumple was inspired by the turducken. Yes, education and opinion must tie hand in hand... I'm Around 5 11/ 6ft and my 2008 650 is kinda tall on me For me they all had to have pictures or else they were not displayed. So I linked my favorites with Facebook and that did the trick what the fuck is going in here. ... You're not really a cat are you? Great. My dad is terrible for this...whats worse is it's rubbed off onto me Not a doctor either, but soon to be one. This post is perfect. I hold no delusions that the big pharma companies are somehow saints but I think those who treat them as completely evil are missing the point. Without the protection granted by patents and the system of recouping investment costs for these companies we would be DECADES behind where we are now in medical research. People make the argument "yeah, but you have this drug now that is cost prohibitive and people are dying! You evil bastard!". True....ish... but without accepting that as part of the system, the drug wouldn't exist at all and the number of people who are dying without it would increase dramatically. So to all those people crying "you evil bastards!"...... You evil bastards Surprise! That's New Orleans. Hey. Shit... Im second from last I'm a 32DD; once had a VS associate measure me at 34A. ..I take it that last line was sarcasm Lavapies? Really? I'm always ready "Just a link between them and less bees" Thanks... I've got the perfect excuse not to see him just now as he is smoking weed again. He knows I won't spend time with him while I've quit if he's smoking. The names aren't in any specific order right? I'm the same. Reading this, I was like: I know nothing. Pierce Brosnan isn't a Brit. Neither was George Lazenby Why did you not go back over there? "Don't do drugs kids" written all over it. I figured out that you pretty much need to be able to snipe low remained def rcs ... I've spent money Well now I know why you failed as a teacher. yes you are right your synical replies have changed my narrow mind... ... please just stop. I'm looking for advise on how to handle something that is important to me. if you like to make christains look bad then go do that somewhere else, thats what r/atheism is for. please reply with helpful things here. I'm not bashing people here for there opinions. you are. All I see are anal beads... My god...that plane literally fell out of the air. What happened? Did it stall? That dude's an diot. you don't walk up on people with a shotgun like that. ...I laughed, but still. You know, I can't help but feel like some days are missing... (kidding, I'm sure you were busy :) ). - impostor! you.. you cant just kill your only friend If you need your mom to remember you to change your underwears, you seriously have problems . For what it's worth, I don't say that, I say "Wow! Does that mean everything is free?!" *Thank you*, chortle is such a stupid word but some people love to show it off in a post or comment. Good for you, you learned a new word; you don't have to use it everywhere That doesn't account for the missing keyboard how...how many eyes do you have? Is this a joke? mine pop after a year. and leave poisonous residue. Boston...bombed...jogging... Oh yeah buy PSN codes on eBay that is *always* the best way. I'm surprised that no one else has said this, your probably just *waaaayyyyy* smarter than them. "Cool" site using a text marquee. In 2013. Um. ** ** Is that a challenge? Cheers, I heard about this recently and was told it was an over-unity device suppressed by the government One of my cats is named Newton. I call him Newts or Newtsie for short (no real significance). What's interesting is that, much like how people probably viewed Isaac Newton in his time, we cannot figure out if our Newton is a genius or retarded. He also likes to experiment with gravity by dabbing at the water he insists we keep dripping from the sink faucet But it's worth he wait They put in a LED screen and KAPOW $150..... Sounds like you're hiding something. E= ... Those are horrible answers. Christof and Joseph are both fine, talented actors. With bright careers ahead of them. no the other one ( ) Glad the walrus is gone Nuff said So, this subreddit *does* exist. Wait what? Speak for yourself This is uncommon? Milk? Stare intensely t Your Mom's titties You're not the real CaptionBot! No way, this controller kicked ass Hey, guys! r/ sexwithdogs ? ....clown love The hair on that bag is a bit more distracting than the prolapse. I wish my cat didn't try to suckle people's necks, it's really gross and weird It just doesn't make sense to say all that for something as simple as "fat has higher energy content and therefore contributed to human development once we started eating it." Now it all just seems like anthropology/biology class regurgitation to make an impression... The number 23 What's weird about the name Faith A Serbian Film Wonder how many ppl wold believe that if the press and government pointed that way Oh, I thought you meant travel back in time to prevent any of it from happening. I was like 40mb patch, then a 14mb patch to "activate" skins that were downloaded in the 40mb patch? They are only suppose to come out of the top barrel | Wowow, they're called poros? Poro means a reindeer in finnish You named your first pet dicksmash...? Don't be a creep. Don't tell anyone, but I enjoyed it too. Incestuously? Depending how how much moola... Filming, not an issue. Naw bro, my wife cleans that up....I know, I'm a douche. That happened too! That was school issued laptops that were being used to monitor student use Your google apologism is . Google is a corporation with huge influence, not a charity organization so it deserves EVERY ounce of criticism of its data mining capabilities. Did she really just call Raven "my baby"? In NY, my experience getting the license has been that the testers for driving tests always try to mess me up on purpose. By that I mean that they've always given me horrible directions at least twice. The last test I took I pulled up to a stop sign with a big truck parked at the corner perpendicular to my side. The way the truck was parked the road on my side would've been in the passenger's blind spot. The tester snapped at me to go go go, despite the fact that he couldn't even see the flow of traffic. I just gave him the face and crept up until I could see while he kept snapping at me. Had I just listened to him we would've gotten in an accident. No, I didn't I think these devs deserve all kinds of sales. I even mentioned in the video how piracy was dealt with in a funny way by them, not sure why people would assume I'd pirate it. Haha my uncle had a mole like this on his cheek complete with a few long hairs growing out of it. When i asked him why he didn't remove it, he said the same thing. If OP has a wife point are surely gained Ontario passed a law against texting and emailing while driving. It carries a laughable $155 fine iknowthatfeel.jpg "anal soul brothers" Then it's not completed I guess I am forced to be Internet celebrity then Whist you! So you are going to drop several hundred on a windows laptop when your Mac can run windows ...and you are in finance ....John Kelly..... [ ] The magazine is called Transworld Skateboarding, but the writing there in the middle says TrandWorld. Likely a typo, but not 100% The DC Snipers? Maybe the Surface portion of the demo will give us an idea of Gamepad functionality "kinda" Ok, then I will do that. One time I got really nervous since she wanted to have sex without condom all the time Oblivion Horse Armor Version 2 Totally used to have one of those. Watch out for fat people sitting on them while its in smoking mode.. [I don't know, stealing babies sounds like the sort of thing a bad man would do... ] Gasbagging? Sweet fancy Moses Isn't Blizzard making this? Oh wait, thats Hearthstone. An u the only person who tried to scratch the dots off their screen? I think I know these people THIS SPARTAN DOES I'm assuming you mean the look of disapprovel or , if so I just type "look of disapproval" into Google and there are 4 or 5 websites to choose from for copy/pasting THIS IS THE BIGGEST QUESTION Well fuck me for taking pride in things I work hard for What did I just watch? I would really love to play the metro series as I'm a total sucker for the post-apocalyptic setting and the scavenging gameplay. However I'm a giant wuss and can't cope with scary games at all. So I can never get very far the moment you get to the surface for the first time and then are left on your own I completely fall apart and the slightest thing scares the total crap out of me. It's really annoying as I would love to experience the rest of the story. And just for the record I'm a 24 year old man . Well at least it should be more competitive next year, with Dortmund getting Gotze from you guys and maybe Lewandowski... Why is this link purple *today* you learned? ** ** Did you know I could have actually said DAMN, and it wouldn't have made the post any better? The force. That's what's going on. I see a pentagram... "No Whining" That's why it'll be funny! Just think of a US Marine violating a dead Russian soldier to this song. Dafuq... Really? whoa . He deleted his account. Stopped reading after "its highly recommended not to use the same tire year round...increases the chance of a blowout". It doesn't sound as if you need any help... I fell in love with the series when Bran fell. Ned's beheading you could kinda see coming. But one does not simply push little boys outa windows ** ** This is interesting...and my computer now has HIV... How often do you purchase microwaves? Gaaaah, put a trigger warning on that cat+background Dancing around the May Pole... ಠ ಠ I have friends that do this You masturbated in the same bed your dad was sleeping in I'm going to bed Next they'll tell us the child can't be impaired either Guys, I may be wrong here, but this feels a tad bit like an ad. Maybe. Airplanes? Wat. "the voice actor"... James Earl fucking Jones... On a phone one star *around* it is italics, two stars is **bold** and idk the rest, i came here for the rest.. But i found an arrow between submit and cancel, pull it down, swipe right, BOOM! ... face in the background? *I was home alone* washing pole + dmb Another reason why some people are soooöooooooo dumb " " These are the same girls that are all like "I'm not a piece of meat!" and "women are being objectified!" God save me What? You can save your virginity for the right person but you can't save your piss for someone else? They were going to buff nydus worms, but they said in a AMA that it made Zerg to dynamic in the early game so they took it out I think everyone can agree that zerg is the least dynamic race early and mid game. Who, wha... How... Are you?... serious? Based on your username, I'm not too surprised. I'm really get tired of TR's shitty auto pistols It's ok to use but only if it lasts for 15sec... There are some sites that MAKE you either like like, +1, or follow in order just to get access to the page Dogs have been selectively bred, not genetically modified. Tattoo Omg your bulge I've never seen wonderfalls, but it sounds awesome! What in the world have I been doing? Oh yeah, living under a rock working on my thesis It means that not only are you gay, but that your horrid at being gay. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ this comes with alien blue :) 99 souls of everything, yeah, right ** ** O yea cuz you clearly have respect for other peoples prisoner holding rights... Trust me, it's much less fun when you work there. He stole the BATMOBILE? This is worse than I thought. What a mess. I get sad every time I drive past that undeveloped hole in the ground where a fun park used to be. Why does this have the purple/green combo of funnyjunk? Oh, well now that you've said it's valid then I stand corrected. 'The bald guy'.... hmm.... lets downvote your reasoning and discussion because it doesn't equate to my opinion..... Oddly specific. This happened to the person next to me (my left) and it was so hot it got stuck to his neck and in a panic, he ripped it off and some skin came off Sorry all the grammar mistakes are from auto correct Are you playin with me? That was... Quite explosive. welcome to last year... A "chemist" who thinks large volumes of water will mitigate the effects of chemical explosions? Overtrusted fart... deep breath... Don't *have* to cheat? I just shaved my head for baseball last week Wearing whatever you want is *not* a political statement. Protesting, debating issues, and voting are examples of political statements... Her wearing a tutu for shits and giggles is not. It's just a fucking tutu. You're right. I'd rather burn the bastard alive. Ya fucked up Get a job squirrel! Must be nice not having to wake up while it's still dark... How are the shoes floating in the air? It had to be heimer Flair Those pants dat lack of nose >mfw doesn't know rule seven Are you trying to get me in the mood, because it's working. That username... ‎ ( ) Oh joy. The progun brigade is here. Oh man thats so scary. Can't believe your school doesn't make you use gloves! I have a similar story. I was in the lab doing something for chemistry and I knelt down to pick up something on a bottom shelf. Someone had broken glass around there before and apparently it hadn't all been cleaned up. I got glass in one of my knees. When I told the teacher she said "That's why you're not supposed to kneel on the floor." even though she never said that before As appose to Aljazeera? Which never has a religious bias or quotes mines at all. > I'd just like to give my 2 cents on this since you didn't reply to me ( ), but you should also consider Wobushis answers when they arrive. I don't get it. Megurine Luka! Wait... What.. What is this?... I don't even.. Oh does it? My profile is only a day or so old but thanks for that useful statement Badly written documentation. And emails. Friggin emails... "Oh we like having only 10 members" , "we are making the most per member right meow" You're from Wisconsin man... ** ** Because there's nothing more hilarious than anxiety? So you stabbed him and left him for dead? ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ NEEDS MORE UPPERCASE, THAT'S WHERE YOU'VE GONE WRONG IN LIFE Smart-ass Dumb-ass #### #### #### #### ####Shit's going down... #### ####On it #### Travolta looks like you have your finger up his ass. Is this a joke? Isn't that just a still from the trailer? Well that's definitely what I want to hear Throwing a little kid is not "a little damage" Ughhhhhh wifey is the worst. My boyfriend says that when we get married the first thing he is going to do is update his facebook to say 'just married wifey' or something like that I am going to try to distract him from doing this with consummation though. I'm glad the guy in the back uses his hands to prevent his junk from touching his sister, because that would be awkward. Blood splatter anal Cheese stuffed nachos ಠಠ ಠಠ Definitely in the suburbs... Let's have everyone comment the same thing so we can be super duper extra sure. That link is not supposed to be purple. Speakerphone in the bathroom?.... The problem is its not winter but May fn 3rd. I spent more on tks than jet a today sparklygaywad.com isn't real. Dad caught me looking at pictures of nugs and was just like Your title sounds sort of suicidal... I didnt really get it either, does it have a sexual innuendo? Like, does she want to surprise her boyfriend with it or something, I dont really know. Maybe I'm just a pervert.... They must mean save time by not having to make a second trip to the store. Ba-bia That was too easy and you know it. Enjoy your free karma. I mean to fill the dispensers ( ) Nope [ ] Definitely Saw the title then the post and my first reaction was just Great argument Oh boy. Read this as "Periods: in which you find yourself thinking, "Which one of these is the most meal-like'?" ...enlighten me on this battle flag of Northern VA Three cucumbers How is that faster YES :23 I had this happen, then I find out its my grandfather's bag. this axe is not sharp enough to cleanly chop bone... She was.. Doing slutty things in class? [lolol, oh wait... ] Did you call magician of faith trash? Son I am disappoint Once you go black. You go deaf. le funny memes xD!!!1 would lol again ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ‎ Kinky I have no grandma. This i the first time I see it. Nothing in Australia also. Perhaps it takes them longer to make PAL ones... .... An old classmate of mine got 0 points on a test once, and the test gave you 1 point just for writing your name You have a front end loader and that happens all the time. And it's called a "dumpster" That sounds kind of....rape-y. I really wanted to say that in the comment. Just didn't fit the tone. I'm gonna look in the mirror and do to myself. Vagina blood 935k damage only 8 kills... On average? Should have read the comments first .VOB a.k.a. rippet dvd? I am using it on the IPad, so it might not have it on the iPhone / iPod version but when I am writing a comment on something, in the bottom right hand corner there is the ಠ_ಠ sign that you can tap on to, well, make . There was a CO state senator (I think) that told women to shit or vomit if a woman is being or about to be raped. This was an argument against women conceal carrying handguns. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Snake Disapproves. Yeah but you still have to specify what goes where, and make the form to begin with Yes, and the point of this article is that borderline-deceptive labeling practices make this more difficult. I'm not arguing against that Before I even start to scroll, my face is automatically shifted to And yet his laser beams and missiles use mana, aka magic power That's between you and your dog Probably with the same bugs, which are still there. OP Frames a cat for their untidiness Way to be a Debbie Downer... Women I was like awww.. then This isn't a repost; I took this picture. I fucking lost it at that part and continued crying for the rest of the movie. The worst part is I was watching it for the first time with my class for a movie day. The gut, not the butt! ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ dunchu ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ me Yes! That's my main annoyance. I want to keep all works by one author together, but especially if you've bought books published at different times by different publishing houses, they're all different sizes. Yes. Duh WTF do you google about them? At 1st I was An 8-speed freewheel hub and a quill stem? For $1000? In 2013? Yes. Yes it would I want Jailed Ahri skin.... *"rubber hairy balls, rubber hairy balls, rub her hairy balls..."* Still waiting on that recording. So much incest in that thread And this is this is where the fine line between rape and not rape start to blur. I want to print this and put it on my back window That's amazing, and I'm now inspired to start planning an Atticus 2016 campaign. His platform will be based on A Dangling Ribbon for Every Cat, and will raise money for Cats Who Develop Crystals And Require Expensive Cat Food For The Rest Of Their Lives and $2,000 Vet Bills Within Weeks of Adoption Such an abomination to gaming, and you now own a copy All I can say is wat Because I don't like collecting money fm the government. And I like working for a living. You're a ridiculously good looking guy, but your main pic makes you look gay. Burn that shirt I think he was talking about her weight not being as significant Why would you link to the Spanish version of reddit, Ocelote? As a person living in SD right now: NO Blow up horses? That seems excessive, I thought a shotgun to the head was customary. Ok. Because someone racing their friend for negative karma is going to get bored and stop trolling Interestingly, the Bible is dripping with moral relativism. God engages in activities (mass murder, pollution, infanticide, picking favourites among his children, etc.) that would cause much if carried out by a regular human; but because he's God, then they are A-OK. What a stallion!! I think you forgot to post your link... Yeah, people told me that breastfeeding would make the weight fly right off. *People were wrong.* What, no balls? Why are they slandering Deng saying he has the flu... Are you fucking serious You read... only the third one? Eventually They should've put the mean at 0, then. Dat novelty. So nice of the jays to lose quickly enough so I don't miss the first inning tonight Even if you fail, you should never regret following your dreams... Within certain limitations of course Yeah it's not like we're only at game 2 and anyone could jinx it or anything. Uhhh through the other forms of cellular communication: texts and email Still waiting on the carotid stents to make your outcomes better... Fair enough, but I wasn't *gambling* at the times I paid for those drinks Wild falconers or falcons ? I got it (I have Windows 7 64 bit) and it didn't work. Nice swing on the 0-2 Matt [Rhoslyn: I like caffeine, but I make sure gwyd don't touch the stuff, gets all hyper and whatnot. Same goes for booze... ] Similarly, I heard about somebody blowing a load in their textbook. I don't know! Maybe... Wait... Again, why charge a dollar, easier ways to have people test I was in the hospital because I ate hot Cheetos >Great totally turned on now Thanks Colbert, I'm in class. Yep, good night reddit. How about this: If you're going to be a douchebag, don't choose a way that will fuck up someone else's mental health. Unless you know they deserve it, then by all means, go right ahead. This gif documents an inordinant number of balls being tripped by one person in a short time frame. The worst part, this is actually a wife. She has no idea besides the articles she reads. Kills me that she's bitching about something that she is so ignorant about. The original statement was against proselytizing. Just because she doesn't know what it means, she's in an uproar? Oh, thankfully they cleared it up for everyone. /s/ For the record, this is not my caption or image... please don't ask me how I found it THERE IT IS.. finally.. I can put an image to that fucking ( ). Lol, well thank you Oh I know. In case of friendly vegans I switch the punchline to "THAT'S NOT FUNNY!" and Wipe her mouth on her hand. Then my thigh. wtf? I just got rick rolled LOL. This guy. dat celltech live down under ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ At the age of 11. Enough And it was intended. Why so racist? > this video is actually really well timed with the music, far from proves that 'works with everything' Did not watch video, because only assholes film verticaly ... Is it me, or is Maisie's dress transparent? I use to financially advise and blog..and some of the most 'heated discussions' I had was clients wanting to buy Iraqi Dinar..I would give them the truth and that the chance for it to revalue or even stay as the official currency was about the same as lightning striking the left testicle of a honeybee sitting on a tulip flower in a 200 acre field of tulips in the middle of a sunny day. The response I would ALWAYS get is "yeah...but..there IS a chance..". It says "dust proof" twice. Does that mean like 99.9% or.... I get it at Cub in Minnesota So I read the title as "I always wanted to vacuum my bed..." and seen the NSFW tag and thought about how the fuck could something like this be *clicks link*...checks title, again. Welp... It's she and I... Guyliner. Batman, if you want a weekend finish. New Vegas if you want a new obsession . And far cry 3 if you just wanna murderate islanders and tigers and shit! No, the wife drew the line there. I am so sick of their monopoly. Every few months I have to waste hours on the phone arguing to keep my rates from going up. And I were here reading that a cat has brutally killed 9 people ... Khaleesi I think it's more color than shape. That pinkish black color.. This screenshot made me so confused. Not sure why, just looks different. Nice way to ask for help, first ask the wrong people, then insult them when they tell you they are the wrong people. NO YOU CAN NOT! How original... Awww thanks. That's a much nicer nod to my username than the usual, "Ok... FagMouth " Right. I'm done here. The young ones can really change on you. It can be a problem when they haven't come into their own yet. I was with a girl 8 years younger than me and she changed dramatically over the course of 2 years. Found religion and everything. Karma-Whoring takes a new and sinister turn... My name is Colby uh, yes you can. Fish all year that is. it's called ice fishing. Real Alaskans know about that shit. oh, and they don't eat McDonalds fish either :O Is this you (OOR) oh please ლ( ლ) get the plugin ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Don't starve. You did not know what this meant, at 13? I don't see Alien Blue in any of those screen shots. Or maybe she's just creepy herself. Horrible stomach cramps with dry heaving and diarrhea. Followed by itchy skin, spacey brain and desire to kill anything that breathes. The asumtion of course is that he couldn't conceptualize the idea while he was alive... Zeroth world anarchists With traffic, it takes me 45 mins to get to my *high school*. I have way too many lates and have to wake up at 6:15 AM Yeah, no, fuck that thing, I'm out. At first I was like but then I was all like :O /shits pants ಠ_ಠ pun pun You have ruined frozen yogohurt for me. *RUINED* I think that's better than the guy who used Word for spreadsheets Pump the brakes there turbo. No sense in getting all agro about Mcdonalds fish Phantom menace.... Stop encouraging him Didn't I tell you to burn that shirt already "The content owner has not made this video available for a mobile device" Like a rudderless boat. who lifts from schiphol to amsterdam a train ticket is like 3 bucks! nope. And yet you linked to imgur... I don't know much about this, but from what I can tell, you could try to find a solution for every problem in NP and check if the solution is in P. if they all have a solution in P then P=NP. I think I just described an NP problem (brute force)? So perhaps the question of whether NP=P is indeed in NP. Though this makes the problem infinitely recursive, so (perhaps?) much harder to solve. Again I have nfi what I'm talking about. Yeah, that's why it was closed. And yet, on the other side and just out of sight, I could hear what sounded like a gas chainsaw or heavy duty gas trimmer. Macklemore. Bill Kaulitz. God that long hair and tattoos. Animal crackers... Actually there appears to be none. Buffalo style wings, I will eat anything covered in buffalo sauce. Anything. Wat? Tilt right hand left. Natural. Tilt right hand right, not. Former totinos quality engineer. Pro tip for eating the rolls at any temp. Tear the roll in half and let cool for 30 seconds to a minute. I'd eat otherwise lava hot ones all day like that..... I kept track for 4 months how many rolls I ate...1500... Dat big toe. Has fancy watermark...doesn't know that non-multicoated uv filters catch specular highlights. My childhood friend turned 'scene' and now buys a bunch of Hitler related shit for some reason. Recently, she purchased a poster of Hello Kitty dressed up as Hitler and It pisses me off because I'm half black and it offends me. Sucks for whoever was jogging by, wonder who it was ( ) First of all read /u/dela...hal? (I am posting from alien blue and it keeps ghosting his post so I cannot see his user name ) 's post, because its a quite fantastic thing that you have to consider in the first place. He might be simply communicating in a different way than you, and showing affection in his own way. When I sneeze, sometimes I get an ache in my arms, really painful, for a couple minutes and then it just goes away.... Wow. Looks like a long flaccid penis I share my Netflix with my sister and her family. For some reason her 15 year old daughter is still obsessed with Blues Clues and Caillou, so it ends up all over my feed as well. (; ) He commented on the post. Light saber surgery. When i was younger, my brother convinced me Oompa Loompas were underneath the escalator carrying the steps. Till this day, when I am on a escalator, I look down and wonder about them. Pervert... I have a bug on mine and I can't resolve it or report it anywhere Except for like almost half the worlds wealth....... Devan got hotter. Never seen it, whats it about? Please don't say pig fuckin! *99%* Why the face? I was wondering too about the large platform...they're kinda doing into flatform category. I had Former President Bill Clinton speak at mine this week, and people were still doing this. It fucking blew my mind, you guys really can't stop looking at your phone for an hour... Information about the condition of the person that we are discussing in this thread. So you haven't even tried It's not lupus. KABOOM!!! Then it's just a project. **Combodia ** You've never been to a metal concert. Wow. An Islander power play. Who saw that coming. Anybody else curious as to why this dude has access to a female account? In other words, this guy put up a fake profile to deceive others. I find that even more douchey than anything else. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Everyone is giving apple downvotes but I can't downvote people who agree with me. 7940 imgs...YOU ARE GOD. An etha for 281 I'm jealous. "Murder's" .... I've never broken a bone either, is this weird? there is one girl inside a school bus....most likely underage I'm glad you uncovered the conspiracy of Evil OKC rigging all of their games. Your arm looks like my Penis Ewwww wet wipes called wet nap... If he has a design patent, you should link to it, or provide the patent number. ( ) oh yea, I am holding that number, hoping you won't notice Vad i... Looks like the guy that's grabbing the woman's leg, is getting pounded by the guy behind him. Am I right guys? ... Guys? 29gigs On Alien Blue there's a special button for it. you're missing two mayos Finished in 21:06. Current PR is 20:59. First mile was 5:36 I always do this. I don't understand why seemingly no-one else does. If I urinate into a toilet, I take a square of toilet paper and wipe down the edge. It simply works so much better at keeping everything clean, even assuming nothing "sprays" Weed is for poor people that can't afford cocaine because cocaine is just like weed, but more potent and expensive, right? ಠ ಠ No... Or... You can cover his ass and be a good teammate I'm now nervously awaiting an update on that poor piano. ## It's so rare when people recognize the reference. I've had the name since at least 2006 and people have only begun to recognize it since Skyrim has been out for a while. Most people just think I'm Scandinavian or something. "making love with the ferocity only a couple with four sets of genitals could muster" Perhaps not one man, but maybe spider bro. 107 ups 655 downs...yeah thats what prople call fairly popular [ ](/disapprovalface.com) This seems to be the same reason people gave for why 7a was mostly lackluster. I love Sherlock and Doctor Who, but if Moffat is stretched so thin that technically two years worth of Who suffers, then maybe Moffat should concentrate on one or the other. For example, we only got 6 episodes instead of 13 last year, so I was expecting them to be amazing since he had half as many episodes to focus on. Wrong. Also, I know the whole "it's still the same season, just split in two" thing, but I call shenanigans. We only got six episodes last year You have to be the dumbest dumbfuck ever to take random pills for karma. Which head and not Sakura ╚( )=┐ How does he sleep on that tiny little air mattress every night? My gps once to " turn on random street"... Just as I was about to curs her out.. I look up an behold... There's actually Random street Cleveland city planing trolls. h-how do.... how is that possible? Some people don't deserve to continue to have air. Ah, the difference between FPS gamers and FPS lifers has made yet another appearance! ** ** You'd better love him!!!! Repost I come from a family that ages incredibly well...and now I know why. Thanks reddit! But still remember Those alien trees We see this post like once a week now. WTF. What's with all the little faces? I see them all the time on reddit, but I'm not sure what they mean. Ahh, I wish I had your body. And the last thing I'd be is gentle if that was in front of me. Yuuuuup. Abstinence only education makes teens ask anonymous questions like "I can't get pregnant while on my period or right after, right?!" or "Douching after sex prevents pregnancy, right?!" or "Herpes can be cured, right?!" I refuse to pay for my car insurance with my soul. Ah, you should watch the movie called Carrie (1976), the scene where Carrie has her period in the gym and the ensuing freak out lol. In high school I heard from someone regarding a private school kid with a psychotic sheltering mother. He apparent was going to join the navy with barely the knowledge of what sex IS at the age of 18 6300 subscribers That username... I had to sound that out a few times to figure out what word it was supposed to be. ( ) "l' Not sure you have enough knives... I'm really glad I decided to check back into this subreddit.. >clip Why do I have your tag as "Wants to watch reverse hand masterbation"? I must be too desensitized. Other than obvious sympathy, my first thought was: I approve the tank top Libray!ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ This must be a joke. Crack... Human Paladin, represent Her face is so happy. ...Dad? I think it's great he still kept singing despite being mauled You can't just say stuff like that. You have to also link to the correct one With a username like that I wonder if you just finished fapping... I had this happen, but when I went to bend the pin back, it just fell off onto the floor. I think fixate is a strong word to use for one comment I made. Why are you defensive? You're probably some sicko that wouldn't want that taken down.... Holy cow!!! You don't say??!?! Lol someone called it "trap" in the soundcloud comments.... That guy there to the left is all: "The nasty"... Really? ╚( )=┐ After playing countless hours of League, i have managed to learn and execute the word Queue. Thank you riot. ^^ tabzz caitlyn SAV**Edmonton**.com The status quo right now is amnesty, we either do something about what is a major problem in the border states or allow out and out lawlessness. What Rubio (I repeat Marco Fucking Rubio would you rather have Charlie Christ immigration plan!?! ) proposes even of you disagree or think that there should be changes does not make him a RINO. The minecraft symbol is nice. I was gonna use it, but i guess not. I thought you were somehow slipping in a quick joke about the mum and the broken arm AMA This is my new favorite gif. EVER. For some days ago I was second pick. Our last pick went "mid", but our first pick said that he was having it. Out last pick then proceeded to call out top, which I said I was wanting. He then flipped shit, and continued to call us for retards etc, even though I ended up picking Leona for support. He then went afk 10 seconds into the game, as Yi with AP runes. I personally think basic emoticons are ok (using :), ;), o_O, ) for conveying a bit of extra emotion, but when they become overly extended (using :-), :-##, 8-D) it goes a bit over the top. You mean I paid to go to school "No religious bias"..... sample size: 13. And Twin Shadows available I just ordered a coke All of my ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ^THIS Don't make this harder than it has to be Oh now I see. It's like when my Uncle calls gay men fags! >Oh now I see. It's like when my Uncle calls gay men fags! Youre escaping Dark Souls by luking r/darksouls? I went on bing for a search a couple of days ago, and bing connected with Facebook. ( ) it did this automatically. Why is that a thing? Y U NO START ON TIME?! ლ( ლ) And you'll find a lot of pedophiles on Reddit who se absolutely nothing wrong with this… hheeeeyyyy why are there two facebook tabs open?!? Oh... Runetotem? \m/( )\m/ No no reason to cancel futurama read the update . This post should really be removed. She looks like she's 6 or 7 seven years old.. I'm not sure I want to know what you meant by:"Only one thing left to do"... My sweetheart is Russian and apparently Russians say "Eggs" as a colloquial term for testicles. My face during our first intimacy when she said "I'm going to kiss your eggs now!"... their* Fake boobs I wish you would have slapped the shit out of me when I started following that stupid fad. ^^^you're ^^^not ^^^alone ^^^ ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ That name... What a good idea, a liverpool top for our boys... ** ** ####** ** ####* * ####* * It's also *not* a "fancy word for vocabulary." I agree. The Chinese got their act together and has spoken with their votes. Meanwhile the Malays had their chance to change the country and they blew it. Now we are inciting ethnic cleansing??? Dude. Wtf... But don't you know, no one can have responsible bb sex. EVER! Reddit told me so! Did you seriously repost this as quickly as possible without any credit to the OP? I've seen these chairs from before LCS.. Wonder why u need a gud banning stuped bot Well I couldn't stop watching You can't even craft saddles now. I see what you did there. I let my imagination fill in the blanks. You're a bad, bad Friia I installed with the 12.04 version of that ISO and all that does is work around the broken EFI (the PC EFI installer doesn't work on Apple's incorrect implementation of the standard). I did set up those fan scripts myself and disabled turbo boost to keep it from overheating. Before I deleted OS X, I found it just thermal throttles it to keep that from happening > So...how is this a blow to the entire industry and not just the head shop in that town? Some towns will need the money, and some won't, we knew that going into all of this Im not so sure you are peaceful. Don't post on reddit if you can't take the heat, Not available in Canada... Nope on my ipad,must have flipped out, shit... Just had to contradict me like that. Ohhh. I thought it was a type of flash light. I was hoping the bear would turn on the 'animals' that probably beat him to learn to ride Misplaced a Honchcrow in the 61-90 box This pic was me dressing up for Rocky Horror but I kept the look after for a lil bit. I got hacked because I was doing those free hat things, and yes I did it call me stupid, but why would I do this if I'm half jewish There's a lot you don't realize about me... But.. You capitalized the O The Palestinian children in this video all want to get rid of the Jews. This is not useless in the slightest sense of the word. This already exists... You forgot Talos you Thalmor loving horker. Isn't that the government? ** ** Worst OAG meme I've seen for a while.. No where in this post did they mention fat. The lamb tasted too much like lamb... W.. Why is... What... Being honest with your lifetime partner isn't about cost/benefit. "0-11 when trailing after the 6th inning." Pot really? ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ Bah. This fucker lives by me. Ahhhh, I see, because I'm not allowed to think my own thoughts and do my own thing as a woman, but you, as a MAN, are completely unique in all the world on one of the last days of my high school swimming career my coach made a pot joke to me basically saying how i smoked 81/7. i have never smoked and never plan to. he had known me for 5 years before that point. A customer of mine ordered BBQ Ribs. The ribs come out fine and less than 10 minutes later, he brings back the plate and says the ribs were too burnt. All I saw was remains of bones. He demanded a full refund. And then she went back to him? As conservative black man . Emmy worthy. Mine is still happening. Westboro vs. Brand. Talk about fucking nuts vs. nucking futs. That's not a couple HAH!... "If a game is good" - BS. Don't bring your stupid rationalization here. There are plenty of things in life that you don't get a "do over" just because you don't like it. Don't like a hotel? Unless they promise a money back guarantee, you aren't getting your money back. Same with just about everything else in the world. Got a crappy tasting cupcake? No refunds. bought a DVD movie you didn't like? No, you cant return it for something else! Play a demo, read a review, watch a Let's Play video, but don't pull that "I only want to pay if its good" line on us. Great now every time I feel the slightest movement on my skin I'm going to get paranoid Mainstream doesn't necessarily mean right, and as time passes fringe ideas gradually become mainstream . The ***commies*** Just do it while he's sleepin. He'll be like whAaaaa Reddit is not a place for self promotion If you're able to focus on the screen while working out, you're not working out hard enough. that's me saying put down the game in the gym But.. But.. That's the entire point of this discussion. who was killed by a monkey, and its the dog of the dude you came with After seeing that "srirachas hasnt spent a dime on advertising but yet made 60mil" this made me wonder I used to be an operator at childline. Suffice to say it strangles itself with gross inefficiency and red tape since joining the NSPCC. Oh the stories. Are you effing kidding me? If he is hockey smart he is excellent at hiding it behind his NBC shill facade. He sounds like he has a specially designed Aspergers twitch to say the most obvious and annoyingly retarded comments on most nights. Actually Aspergers/Down Syndrome combo. Yea I said it At first I was like, MY PEOPLE! And now I'm just terrified that not wanting to have kids is going to be a huge problem down the road... Thank, u/WasKingWokeUpGiraffe You're a ranger fan Cubed? "Problem" doesn't describe it properly That face is right? Vanilla Sky is not a romance movie There is no link. So I'm an Agnostic Atheist, simple as that? Great diagram by the way, thanks. Fedora Dem bastognes in the mini fridge $69.99 Why the hell does her vagina look like a heart It's not about her feeling better because of being raped… she's explaining the education she got is one of the reasons she didn't run away, which is what many people pester her abour Well, I don't know if to thank you for the sigh of relief or hate you for the shiver that my spine experienced when I realized I could've seen something OTHER than blue dough cakes No. (┛ )┛彡┻━┻ I can do that. This is not the photo of your wife reddit wants OP. (ಠ_ಠ) ( ) Stun and flash are the same thing I would. They better not be fedoras. Forgive me, but why would you want a convicted rapist to have custody rights? JAG: "Just Another Guy." You'd think they could have used a better acronym That'd be one misshapen penis. I APPRECIATE YOUR FRIEND. You actually get related videos? Youtube always throws recommendations of videos I've already seen. One, its odd having something interesting happen here. Two, there are too many of you that suspected someone you knew snapped and did this. Why do you want to know? Probably should have warned you... I'm a librarian Kind of creepy that you know that. Armpit sex I blame Nome. You monster. Yeh, us people in the UK can't watch the 'British Broadcasting Corporation'. You mirin my guns? Tool bag complaining worst was a coworker of mine that is an exercise science major that graduated this semester. Status said "This is the longest I've ever studied for anything! I've been here since 2pm, but I'm finally done! Wish me luck tomorrow". It was 4pm when she posted that Nope, he had a few of them.... posed? The rest were standing with backs to the wall... one was curled up facing a corner, having a time out I guess It's a huge pain. Especially since I work as at a small cafe/giftshop at an embassy, and all people do is bring in 20s. It's like come on people No Because we were.... Because all of the knife skills he uses in the show are obviously real At what point do people become responsible for what they do with their own waste? It's really convenient to blame the "big bad multinational company" but for fuck sake, when you finish your drink, put it in a recycling bin. You don't need a financial incentive to do the right thing. A big ol' " " to the entire state of politics in NY I know the feeling. I have Crohn's disease, so I take some pretty unpredictable shits. My worst fear is loosening up the wrong muscles down there during sex. I've legit had nightmares about it. Adidas... the official shoe of the International Fleet This looks a SHITON like the lake on the middle island in GTA 4! No. Jedi Knight was the best. we wake up before europe... Shit if I'd know you were getting two copies of BL2 for $15 I would of never agreed to give you .2btc ლ( ლ) Oh wait you were being serious? HEY! This just made me snort coke through my nose. Thanks, Obama is it actually safe to eat these? I feel like I see a picture like this every day. >Do you have ANY CLUE how Netflix operates?! My STARS. The system here is IDENTICAL. Keyboard? I think you forgot to post the link. Watch the game get delayed until 10:05 u m8? We call that getting "Walk Blocked" And now she's got to settle The Score with the Fu-Gee-Law. ( ) People still poke each other? Let me go right down to the store to pick that up...ah shit, not legal in Texas yet. I'll need it [ ] That guys a woman Oh, and you're supporting the pollution of drinking water for millions of people. I bet that hydrofrack will taste delicious in your soup. Oh, wow. I'm a woman and I'm not embarrassed to admit that I get this... Going through imgur and got to this pic and just laughed a little too hard, showed my bf... "I don't get it" is all I got from him... I say "really??" and he responds with "what's so concerning about a couch and coffee table?" FML, I watch more porn than him... I'm like the Tiger Woods of our relationship > Adidas... the official shoe of The Hegemony yes, the second thing I did was asked her for forgiveness and she was just like "yh". I can't believe women/girls can be easily talked into and I should really move this into real life because I can definitely get a "girlfriend" but not until I solve and take the reigns of my mind. Thank you so much for the inspiration, this day started out wrong and I'm stupid to fall trap for the things I've already conquered. I need to really work out my will power. NO. WAY. You better not be lying. No thanks. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ It would be sad if you thought that this was true. There are quite a few redditors locally. Dat GUI "Turris of events" is the best that the NHL writers came up with. Or in the wrong way What in the holy hell possessed you to create outfit #2 ? The other fits look pretty good but the jeans are too baggy (I agree with Ehsu 511's are a better bet for you) and I think you may need to get Talls on the shirts because they seem a little short. It may just be the stark contrast between well-fitting shirts and baggy jeans though. And I thought the first one was huge ** ** how could that end well with the gutter I support the sticker not the car. ** ** I feel like we are all overlooking the real question here... How in the holy fuck are you going 5 or 6 times a night for several nights in succession? At the end is your dick simply sneezing out dust? >>. As long as you're not phrasing it in terms of "I want a baby. I want a baby in the next two years. So, wanna date? " (┛ )┛彡┻━┻ Don't ArmorAll your dash But then you can't make wishes Hmmm I... Seriously ill 5 years ago... I... I see him in water honey. Yeah, just imagine if a load of people from a different culture immigrated and set the laws in their favour. I mean, just imagine. I saw your argument on YouTube lol, and you actually came on to Reddit looking for an answer. Sorry, I thought he was saying it was illegal to use chemical warfare in *video games,* which I thought was strange. Out of all the breakfasts depicted here, Thailand's looked the most unappetizing. You should ask him if he would bring the family size Spaghettios this time. Why yes. It's something I keep forgetting; my sense of humor doesn't shine well through text.. Well can't you say the trade button is there for a reason? I think the face you were looking for is Haha you made it racist > twice as un fit ? Pooper I am yet to find a dungeon since beta Once upon a time our university system had standards when it came to admissions. Now they let any shit-smearing moron in. Now i do I am honoured.. I suppose. Swedish people are all fucking gorgeous. Seriously, it's just an entire nation of supermodels and unicorns Can't you just write it off and burn the mattress? Do you go to UCSB by chance? I'm currently in a class where the professor is forcing this upon me Anyways, I found that running my net through branches of trees works really well! Rings of Raggador... just like a super hadoken... There I was scrolling down the page and I see "everybody knows Marmite is better". No one needs your fascist approval Then you get to the ending... Is it a Bic? I have heaps of those, not sure what I would do if they went missing NO Why do you repost? Jesus cries when you do it. Every time Reposting makes fairies die "a few years ago" I once told someone high cheek bones is not only a white person or Asian person trait and they laughed and said I was silly. Why the hell did they build the tower that close to the dock? I wonder who downvotes this I've had people tell me I'm not left-handed. eww red lobster is disgusting how does this show up on r/food DAE literally this WOBBUFFET Yeah, how dare Microsoft own patents! Fuck those guys, right? Sweat dreams. No, no. She said that her daughter....felt like she was dead? The game hasn't even been out for a year Thailand.. I can see a mechjeb unit lit up red Burping better than a dude. We live eerily close "patted me in the ass" Seems legit to me. the only good angle of her where she's not haggard looking... Dafuq... Looking at these comments, I'm starting to think that much of Reddit share's Card's boylust It seems some parents figure the removal of sex ed and literature containing "questionable" passages will delay their child's natural curiosity that comes with puberty until they are old enough to learn about it without blushing. Not sure S. Carolinian who voted for M. Sanford are true republicans who knows where to draw the line between religion and politic or just hypocrites who don’t give a squirt about “family value” when it comes to their guy. I can’t tell. Oh ok, that makes it normal then. Wat... $1,000,000+ paychecks... unhappy with pay. ^** ** He sounds like a complete fuckwad. Pretty sure they are registered. ** ** NSFL? Yeah...a 360 and a slam into the basket. ...You actually found this funny? Why are you tagged as "will experiment for margaritas"? He's disabled, not retarded. Please, no. I want to forget. ** ** How much of my life have I wasted before knowing this? You read my mind! Your username leaves me very nervous to give you anal, in the event that it is actually relevant. Or... her ... since 1976. That's so moooving Hello Dude, no! What's sad is this is **probably** before drug use. Worst city in the world. ** ** Your logic is hypocritical Errr... Were you using the Flickr app for iPhone?... It could just be the heavier periods are makin you anemic and you didn't have it before. Like I said, something to discuss with your dr. Many teens and young women are known to have anemia associated with heavy periods and child bearing. The joys of being a woman. 3 weed whackers that's over compensating kinda like your hiding something Smacks of toddlerdom. ### Fuck yeah. Are you questioning me? It's okay. Kinda hard to "karmawhore" when the Great Falls posts are a month apart. Is that the eye or the mouth. My head hurts! ** ** Took me a while to realize that's a thong not a coat hanger What if I stop my minecraft commentary for 10 minutes every 5 minutes to remind you to like, comment, subscribe, favorite, add me on Facebook, follow me on twitter, and subscribe to my second channel? Will that hurt my chances? Sorry, I'm new at this whole YouTube thing If you send me your password ill do it for you then ill get banned for alting and be sad bye :( I'm going to make stuffed pasta with sausage and tomato and Parmesan and other stuff it gonn be good ! Did you know that I am actually not a haggis? WOW there's a deer outside my window but I don't have my arrows yet :/ JK I wouldn't kill it ^or ^would ^i ^? 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While everyone in the house is staring at you with that weird smile of anticipation. Wording! Um, dude. Check your reflection. Agreed. We live in jack london square area but it happens here too. And walking to/from Bart at night is not pleasant. I've seen videos on those asshat Gargoyles Yeah, because she's a woman right and woman can't know sports right? Also going to chime in that yoga pants are never professional looking pants. Comparing them to someone who looks "professional" seems weird. Nothing against yoga pants, my S/O wore them plenty up till she got tired of the creepiness associated with them, but they are not professional pants despite how often I see people try to wear them to work. No link You would know These days, you can never be sure. It could be the name of a band in the UK. who the hell is this new character "Lucy" and why is he stealing all the screen time from "Luffy"? where is Luffy anyways? Did you just reference that one horrifying manga... This is not something you should watch during your breakfast Gf just realized my mother took all of the to-go coffee cups AND stirring sticks from BOTH rooms I saw 1 ass 2 fists I'm going to bed now Thanks! It is odd how they've stacked just right like that. Almost as if someone planned it that way "this little guy" So.... all girls at da club have worms? I just lost my lunch.. What "nice" people Superman sixtynope had more rings than Sonic The Hedgehog or Star Fox Dat...username... #5 But... But it's the white point tat needs correction, not the gamma. Snap! ITT: Okay so the cfg file that housed fov in Metro 2033 was carried over to Last Light... but fov has been removed and cannot be manually added Either that, or you can add it manually, you just need the magic name. Ugh... come on 4A Games what is this BS... ლ( ლ) Yea when I get one I loose my vision completely, and occasionally vomit...a horrible combination "One of..."? T-th-they dissapeared? That is so pointless Pfft! Too full of bugs. They obviously have no idea of what they speak of. good picture though, I really like the colors. Yup, same goes for Trent Barretta, who cheated on her with a ring rat... ლ( ლ) This was me the whole time: Or you can do it on your phone. Up on the top, there's the little pull Down box. Scroll to the left and bam. What Oh, NOW I see what I did right there... Seriously. I mean, congrats and all, but it isn't THAT amazing once you see it 3 or 4 times a day Good guess. Almost....to good of a guess. I remember being 10 or 11 on the computer in the Myspace chatrooms. I had no idea what ASL meant, then a friend told me it was Age, Sex, and Location. So, I thought all these people were asking me where I lived, how old I was, and if I wanted to get together and have sex. For "re-education". So. Much. I love threads like these, but I don't get why people come here just to comment "OH MY GOD" or " ". What's the point showing disapproval for jokes that are meant to be horrible? That's how I died in one of my hardcore games. And that's when I learned to never approach floating skeletons. Plenty of players on the EPL that don't understand much English despite being here for 5 years. I'm looking at you Tevez Gazprom Very reasonable! I'm at about 1800 per day (f, 5'11", 132) but trying to increase that to 2000. That many pastries though... Dude. So... in your cousin's world... do fathers regularly have to "convince" their daughters to "take the dick"? Sounds, uhm, rapey >So, I thought all these people were asking me where I lived, how old I was, and if I wanted to get together and have sex. Just asked the wife. She said chloroform... I read "soft throbbing" at first and I was all ( ) That's all we got, man; don't take that away from us! So don't buy one Big as fuck candles, she can never have enough of those I've got 18 coming up in the next few weeks! Search cydia for "software update killer" works on ios 6 for me >Right, because picking out books for young girls in the third world so that they can become literate and participate in the global economy is not a benefit to society Has to be the time my ex-best friend told me after her mom died she went to a mental hospital for a month. I was there after her mom died, she was in my apartment a week after it happened ...Th-thanks? Obviously i'll set it to the proper brightness level depending on the environment. dat rope Well hopefully you won't have to. I haven't even had something eat yet because I'm so busy working on getting everything back up. If it never comes back up, I probably died, or something. Tonight I mentioned to my boss, the "late, great" Blill Hicks. She said that she had email address. "There is no way having an extra 50 pounds sitting on top of my ribcage impacts my breathing!" Right. Eurocode4 I think so. The arm on the left doesn't look healthy. She doesn't look healthy. So I guess we can make fun of her on the internet. Theoretically, yes... Says the person from Buckinghamshire The hell it had homosexual overtones. maaaybe........ EQ is just as bad as WoW. Deal breaker The seller's name is bieber_hole69 well this is.... ლ( ლ) He did nazi that coming Seeing how there's no link I'm going to say, I'd do nothing... ( ) #### No kidding! This drives me up the wall, especially when it grabs the last word of what your writing and turns it into a name when you hit Enter. The worst offender for me is I often shorten the word 'though' to 'tho' pretty commonly... We have a Thoradin Bouregard (or something like that) in our guild, so I'm constantly invoking his name when I'm typing I don't feel comfortable calling it a gagger. Sounds like we're shooting a bondage porno "Some chinese player" This game should have been finished a year ago. As a Packer fan, you shut your whore mouth! Wait, you say "turn off the Internet", and I explain why I can't. Then you tell me to get rid of my internet even more completely. [ ] Nice try, Oscar Meyer. Usually I change my own oil and such. I know enough to maintain my vehicle. But for my company truck I need the right off, so I take it to Jiffy. The last time they told me I needed a rad flush, I gave them this look. ಠ_ಠ. And they showed it to me, then said we don't have the gear to do it go somewhere else. So I was getting my brakes done and mentioned it to my mechanic and he gave me this look. . And I said I thought the same thing, just check it. Fighting hazing with sexual assault. Two negatives equal a positive. Sounds legit... All this shit is reminding me of Blue Mountain State Thanks for the lovely visual . Didn't want to sleep tonight anyway. Or tomorrow. OP, no. no, OP. I have a SJW friend who once called Ke$ha "the feminist voice of our generation" for her unapologetic sluttatude. ** ** I see three ლ( ლ) Never... I kinda liked the M16, but I ended up preferring other ARs like the AUG. However, I really *want* to use the M16 because it's like we're not supposed to or something. All my ads think I'm a gay republican Ah, I did not realize that... since I am the one always gifting to my friends and family, not the other way around. haha I'm like rhythmically challenged. I always use a metronome but I still can't get the rhythm/time You weren't kidding about the NSFL It was a storm that knocked them down anyways BASS! dropped the B-A-S-S, grandpa. I agree it's not normal to be induced, but I'd still be pregnant... Also leave my epidural alone . I'm not saying you're wrong... But I do love a nice epidural. Since when was talking rhythmically considered rap? Oh, since Li'l Wayne got on the scene He/she/it probably won't ( ) His potential brothers and sisters...to me this implies that you're ingesting his father's baby batter "Used to be foreign" that word means someone not from your country, so that sentence doesn't work. "Dani Alves" You made these 2 comments 2 hours apart. bands an /r/wtf joke of bad/weird/awful porn and the resultant unwilling fap. But now it's ruined. I was starting to enjoy the flow of good comments then you stepped in and fucked it up! Nope never As opposed to abortion before conception? 89,000 certs Easy access? I remember someone telling me this. I went home and covered a flashlight with my hand in a dark room...."Wait a minute..... 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The rest is from a 1986 Russian Tula kit. The magazine is a Bulgarian but I also have two Russian mags as well. One's a 45 rounder I would definitely be creeped out if someone random stranger told me she'd shlicked to my pics. Wat de fuck. ? Not sure if a diabetic with peripheral neuropathy getting a tattoo on his foot would be wise But... His mom brought it back... When I was a kid my mom told me spaghetti noodles grew on a bush. I believed it until I was in the 6th grade. I read that in Herbert's erm... tone. Your...username...why...? So here I am thinking that there's a pole on campus where you touch a button, and a half dozen rapists come out of the woodwork and rape you. And then, plot twist. Sign my UC Berk shirt Adam We are going to vote on this for the next twenty years. The.... Gravity? to what Tribalism. That's a messed up person right there. ...wut? Fucking repost with the same exact title as the last one. Ball-gagging highschoolers ...dickinson..... Dick in son.... "I'm meditating Matt, I was also hiding from you." I got complimented on my spine. Not my posture, not my back, but my actual spine. (┛ )┛彡┻━┻ Was just about to go "Chloe! What did you do to your hair!!?" But then I realized it was the shadow of the umbrella. too old huh? ** ** Well, if that's your opinion then why are you on the subreddit? Where are Goku's nipples? That fixed it. WTF. The book told me to put a colon *not sure of age, not sure of comment * Wow, really? I bought a 3TB hard drive to fill up with movies, and now I can't even use it Looking at you, Emily Wong.... Why even post it then? Get lost. ok I gotta ask, is this person ill in the head? But you're not in school I have read almost all of the books and I agree they should have explained stuff better in the game. The opening prologue for Halo 4 is a prime example. Not everyone knew why Dr. Halsey was arrested. Also, big ass campaign levels such as Assault on the Control Room, Metropolis, and The Ark were just fantastic. Furthermore, why would they remove Sci-Fi aspects of a Science Fiction story? As for the multi-player, Loadouts were definitely my biggest disappointment in Halo. It is too Call of Duty-isque and too chaotic. Shooters are always so much better when they are simpler. And please please please change the leveling system back to the way it is in Halo 2 and 3, back when seeing someone max level actually meant something. Like Iran Contra? I remember that... It was my 11th birthday... Holy shit... I'm 18 today grab my wheel chair... My sister refused to watch The Golden Compass, I think it was, because at the time she was on some religious trip and thought talking animals were satanic. ლ( ლ) Welded crankshaft Did you seriously take and post a photo of your monitor.... ** ** I hate to live in a world where the meaning of that acronym is known by so many -- myself included. First lyrics she "sang" was auto tuned A better question is why does Youporn allow you to share videos on Facebook Of crows Spitting *IN* the dick? Same here. Do you know how hard it is to get Blackhawks games in Chicago without cable? I seriously stream off of an Australian site to watch a game that's happening less then 2 miles from my house. NBC sports streams them, but there's a regional blackout for Chicago games. sweet pizza Oh wow, you're really that special aren't you ? I'm done wasting my time here. Starts at the 2:40 mark. For the scientific lazy? Wat. Icons on the desktop... Borderline? I applied every year when I was a student. Nothing ever came of it. Where is his dick? Came to say " one fiddy " The comments on that video... There really is a subreddit for everything $15 for sex isn't normal, but on creatine it is. Maybe its you....... Free range?? What does that even mean?? I'm not sure if I want to know.. And then she started talking about how she always wanted to have kids... No problem. :) I just want to make sure no one signs your email up for spam or something worse. > Well I do believe that the human species is about the only thing on this planet that destroys it. For an easy way to explain it, **go watch the lion king, ** The whole circle of life thing makes sense. There was a long ass line at my theater last night for it I was surprised #### _ (>'')>(>'')>(>'')>(>'')>(>'')>(>'')>(>'')>(>'')>(>'')>(>'')>(>'')> You never know, I mean they started in Bumblesfuck, Kansas. That's not OPs username Seriously, let the coals burn to white before you throw meat down. Such a shame *Still?* Recently this sparked a discussion between my 3 yr old son and I about why I don't stand up to pee. Then it became, "I wanna see you don't have a wiener." When men go wild they… rape, murder, and torture Dam... pitch or catch? >:) Why in the fuck did I go there? I have two possible changes which cannot both happen because they are both career related and they are both completely different paths than I took. I love what I do so NO REGRETS. But, if I could go back to when I first started college (the first time), I would have pursued a law degree. I did't finish the first time because I "didn't know what I wanted to do." Which is true having eliminated Law as a possibility because I lacked confidence in myself. I was confident overall but, not that I could obtain that. The article was interesting, but GOOD GOD do NOT make "Idragate" a thing. Looks like Vegas vomit. I don't want to catch HIM ridin' dirty I laughed, then got scared AJ burning up the base paths. Japanese cars with eagles on them? I was at a yard sale we found a suitcase full of old porn and my dad bought it SAFE ** ** It's almost not even a joke anymore. My cousin once tried to argue that science wasn't based in true reality and that I had no way to know "God isn't controlling everything at once." I'll say that again: my cousin claimed science wasn't based in reality. Stone him! Oh wait... that's my alt Totally gave my brother a good gash in his head with them. Almost killed my brother when I was 4. What the hell? This suppose to be motivating? And they say cycling is dangerous. I tried that and it opened my N64 emulator instead. ... of what? I agree ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ my dad was behind me That's something I wish I didn't have in my search history Is he holding henti Good guy Redditor. I should've made a post on Reddit when I got robbed. That's my sister's middle name! Here in the states, no one knows how to pronounce it, and when they hear it the reaction is always "Isn't that a...you know...*black* name?" ..... Wesley Crusher from The Next Generation (Star trek). You just need to reverse the polarity ... Coool gadgets wants then The link doesn't seem to work anymore? Very true... Can't stand him in Rules of Engagement... stick to glass kid. plastics are a no no Dat car..... I hate that thing Why does the Canberra Labor party always buy weird things. Creepy owls, metal sleepers in the ground and lumps of wood to name a few around Gungahlin Drive etc. Yeah and we were awarded 2x 30 day memberships. go figure Those critters also reportedly start off as males and mature into females... Anne Frankly I did Nazi that coming! Edit: The joke is that you can't really pronounce . ** ** Looked at the post and half the comments were "BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS" No problem, Mr poo_in_mah_ass.... <3 Yes, yes it does. This made me cringe too hard. ** ** Picture of OP and chunky gf. Caption: Me whale watching. Well in that picture looks a little bit like the face of a cat. I'm ashamed I understand this reference My laptop would have to be killed before it could say anything. What's that peeking over his shoulder in the background? At first I read "creepy salmon". My cat likes to attack my legs at night. (┛ )┛彡┻━┻ Xerneas If you aren't all busy making homemade guns thanks for this. OP's jpeg artifacts were getting on my nerves. Vucinic for Gio If she is going for an Ollie she failed ... big time I grew to accept Matt Smith when he adorned his new clothes in this season, especially the jacket and longer hair, but I did not like that speech. That whole episode seemed lackluster, but the speech was just contrived and forced IMO. Like the writers were trying too hard to get an epic monologue in there somewhere. Plus the fact that he really had no idea how to "beat" that villain, so he just wanders onto a "stage" and starts talking out of his ass, eventually gaining some substance while he wings it. The whole time, I had this expression: ¯\(ツ)/¯ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ಠಠ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) ┬┴┬┴┤(･_├┬┴┬┴ (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ (╯°□°)╯︵ ʞooqǝɔɐɟ | (• ◡•)| (❍ᴥ❍ʋ) ̿ ̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\з=(•_•)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ (ง'̀-'́)ง ﴾͡๏̯͡๏﴿ O'RLY? ಠ╭╮ಠ ಥ_ಥ (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) ╭∩╮(--)╭∩╮ [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅5̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] ┻━┻ ︵ヽ(Д´)ﾉ︵ ┻━┻ (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ (..) ( l: ) ( .-. ) ( :l ) (..) (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) ⊙▃⊙ (ᵔᴥᵔ) ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° (づ￣ ³￣)づ ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ♪ (｡◕‿‿◕｡) （╯°□°）╯︵(\ .o.)\ (°ロ°)☝ ♥‿♥ ┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘ ┬──┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ) (ಥ_ಥ) ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ ▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一 ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐ ლ(´ڡლ) ლ,ᔑ•ﺪ͟͠•ᔐ.ლ ¯(°o)/¯ \ (•◡•) / ʘ‿ʘ ⊙﹏⊙ Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ ☜(⌒▽⌒)☞ ᄽὁȍ ̪ őὀᄿ (ಠ_ಠ) ◉_◉ ☉_☉ (｡◕‿◕｡) ╚( )=┐ (•ω•) 凸(--)凸 ◔̯◔ ┬─┬ ︵ /(.□. \） (ʘᗩʘ') ◕‿↼ ಠ⌣ಠ ｡◕‿‿◕｡ (ಥ﹏ಥ) (´・ω・)っ由 ┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ) (¬‿¬) ⌐╦╦═─ ( ⚆ _ ⚆ ) (；一_一) (⊙ω⊙) ٩◔̯◔۶ (ó ì_í)=óò=(ì_í ò) (ಠ⌣ಠ) (─‿‿─) ( ﾟヮﾟ) (/) (°,,°) (/) ๏̯͡๏﴿ (ʘ‿ʘ) °Д° ◕‿◕ ب_ب ಠ~ಠ (◕‿◕) ｡◕‿◕｡ ◔ ⌣ ◔ Agreed. I was in my local store the other day and they were charging 79.99 for season 2, 3, and 4. 49.99 for season one. Or I could buy them all in a box set for 200 which came with a $30 sonic screwdriver replica their prices are insane. Please refrain from straw man arguments. Yes, you can get legal pot in some states. Which I label a legal dealer. A doctor is also a legal dealer of some drugs. People were just happier back then... ಠ_ಠ Some one please put it out of its misery already Make it a criminal Felony to violate the Constitution as a government employee, appointee, or elected official. I hope you weren't responsible for the broken mics Holy crap, who the fuck comes up with these stupid ideas. And who the fuck actually implements them. The all seeing Hand Barbecues do not have burners! Now every time I need some, I'll have to look. Thank you reddit. Stranger Man.... As Stranger Eater, i'll help you with the BJ... Let's see it then. I'm The One One Shadow Creeper. Are they wearing a backpack too? The un-thing ...Well damn 2.6 # ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ No. Anytime any kind of strange, porn-related post comes up, and someone says something like "sauce?" or that they like it, someone inevitably responds with " " or that gif. Am I the only person who doesn't tolerate being scratched by their cat? My cat did it once to me three years ago and he's never done it again that's for damn sure. Also, according to the bible, my father can sell my sister excremential? didn't cleaned his hands for weeks... I usually take a shower after I shit for feeling so dirty Lol.... I got curious a few months ago and watched a video of a snake pooping Gets off to a good start... Identifies something that women do that is hurtful and unhelpful... Then asks men to change That's why I went ahead and covered everyone at Ole Miss This gif is shit. It's slow and she doesn't do one hurricane kick. Stop using minus.com it fucking sucks and its slow. Watch it have dismal stats and just be a Pokédex filler. Read this as "what makes you pet a douchebag?". Why did I still click the link Your arms look very... childish If there's anything batshit crazy it's Gastonia Boiling springs is better than Newton-Conover..... Out of all the snails ive seen between our tanks, she has the craziest and weirdest.. They are always doing something You really do have no soul Poor quality..the descriptions lied they were not funny... you used sound clips from other famous youtubers... good job op.. You sound like a stellar person If you would have done that horse shit to an unfinished drawing of mine I'd have left you. What a cunt-ish thing to do I thought the same thing Uh huh... "anyone who knows their stuff" and can manage to get the hours - which typically won't be the non-salaried, non manager level employees... Why would a laptop have 4 displays... Spam. Or bringing the awkward over Yeah, but does it float? Hahaha, but seriously, that's neat, thanks for the share. But super seriously, you should post a pic of it in the water. qHD ( ) to be honest, I would have troubles hitting a bowl, not to say a cup I think maybe you shouldn't have had so many Sam adams They are "sexy and sassy"??? If doing that damaged the phone, would she be able to claim warranty for water damage? No mention of the Great Reform Act? > and probably sound quite bad with holes drilled in the earpads to conduct sound LeBlanc has 3-5 belts but no pants Först lite sympati, killen verkar ha lite riktiga problem. Helt röd och flagnar om händerna. Men sen säger han "se och hör alla hatarare som sitter och diskriminerar" och lite senare "Hatar alla fucking negrer" . i... i dont think he is YOUR INSATIABLE LUST FOR LENS FLARE WILL BE THE DEATH OF US ALL Go extra rules Extra sawdust? But was he really cheating? If he was, you're doing her a favour. If not.... 'Just' came out of your nose If a dog did it he would be out to sleep, cats its their nature. Unacceptable way of thinking. I noticed the cat brigade of Reddit has taken you down too my soldier. Curse those suicidal people for not thinking rationally. The thing is, she probably already had a lemon tree. 200 for the year? Mine is over 700 a year. I never liked giant rats walking around while I ate Urine and Ginseng If straight edge is a gang then so are juggalos...oh wait I've read "intel" about that Yeah, because one of the 911 lunatics wasn't pretty good looking... You... You *encourage* that next to your house? The stare makes me happy at times. *If you x-ray, totemo will find you, and he will ban you * I like how the thumbnail is a slanted eye Did not congress just recently make it **il**legal to unlock your cell phone? I'm curious if he does anything sexual with it Hotshotjiji You're assuming the white kids and minorities are on different teams. ...As opposed to *what*? What exotic form of Clark-tech computronium are you using that isn't CPU/GPU based? A Jupiter Brain, or some other form of ISO (Intelligent Super Object)? Looks great...until a bunch of shit filled up the screen and I couldn't see the last ten seconds I'm pretty sure i was talking to Mitsolides Wait...what does that tab say? Oh god... Even if they acquit you of mass murder, they have to get you on *something* Oh god. [*¯(ツ)/¯ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ಠಠ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) ┬┴┬┴┤(･_├┬┴┬┴ (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ (╯°□°)╯︵ ʞooqǝɔɐɟ | (• ◡•)| (❍ᴥ❍ʋ) ̿ ̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\з=(•_•)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ (ง'̀-'́)ง ﴾͡๏̯͡๏﴿ O'RLY? ಠ╭╮ಠ ಥ_ಥ (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) ╭∩╮(--)╭∩╮ [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅5̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] ┻━┻ ︵ヽ(Д´)ﾉ︵ ┻━┻ (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ (..) ( l: ) ( .-. ) ( :l ) (..) (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) ⊙▃⊙ (ᵔᴥᵔ) ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° (づ￣ ³￣)づ ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ♪ (｡◕‿‿◕｡) （╯°□°）╯︵(\ .o.)\ (°ロ°)☝ ♥‿♥ ┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘ ┬──┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ) (ಥ_ಥ) ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ ▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一 ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐ ლ(´ڡლ) ლ,ᔑ•ﺪ͟͠•ᔐ.ლ ¯(°o)/¯ \ (•◡•) / ʘ‿ʘ ⊙﹏⊙ Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ ☜(⌒▽⌒)☞ ᄽὁȍ ̪ őὀᄿ (ಠ_ಠ) ◉_◉ ☉_☉ (｡◕‿◕｡) ╚( )=┐ (•ω•) 凸(--)凸 ◔̯◔ ┬─┬ ︵ /(.□. \） (ʘᗩʘ') ◕‿↼ ಠ⌣ಠ ｡◕‿‿◕｡ (ಥ﹏ಥ) (´・ω・)っ由 ┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ) (¬‿¬) ⌐╦╦═─ ( ⚆ _ ⚆ ) (；一_一) (⊙ω⊙) ٩◔̯◔۶ (ó ì_í)=óò=(ì_í ò) (ಠ⌣ಠ) (─‿‿─) ( ﾟヮﾟ) (/) (°,,°) (/) ๏̯͡๏﴿ (ʘ‿ʘ) °Д° ◕‿◕ ب_ب ಠ~ಠ (◕‿◕) ｡◕‿◕｡ ◔ ⌣ ◔*](//#atheism) [¯(ツ)/¯ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ಠಠ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) ┬┴┬┴┤(･_├┬┴┬┴ (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ (╯°□°)╯︵ ʞooqǝɔɐɟ | (• ◡•)| (❍ᴥ❍ʋ) ̿ ̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\з=(•_•)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ (ง'̀-'́)ง ﴾͡๏̯͡๏﴿ O'RLY? ಠ╭╮ಠ ಥ_ಥ (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) ╭∩╮(--)╭∩╮ [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅5̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] ┻━┻ ︵ヽ(Д´)ﾉ︵ ┻━┻ (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ (..) ( l: ) ( .-. ) ( :l ) (..) (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) ⊙▃⊙ (ᵔᴥᵔ) ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° (づ￣ ³￣)づ ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ♪ (｡◕‿‿◕｡) （╯°□°）╯︵(\ .o.)\ (°ロ°)☝ ♥‿♥ ┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘ ┬──┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ) (ಥ_ಥ) ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ ▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一 ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐ ლ(´ڡლ) ლ,ᔑ•ﺪ͟͠•ᔐ.ლ ¯(°o)/¯ \ (•◡•) / ʘ‿ʘ ⊙﹏⊙ Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ ☜(⌒▽⌒)☞ ᄽὁȍ ̪ őὀᄿ (ಠ_ಠ) ◉_◉ ☉_☉ (｡◕‿◕｡) ╚( )=┐ (•ω•) 凸(--)凸 ◔̯◔ ┬─┬ ︵ /(.□. \） (ʘᗩʘ') ◕‿↼ ಠ⌣ಠ ｡◕‿‿◕｡ (ಥ﹏ಥ) (´・ω・)っ由 ┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ) (¬‿¬) ⌐╦╦═─ ( ⚆ _ ⚆ ) (；一_一) (⊙ω⊙) ٩◔̯◔۶ (ó ì_í)=óò=(ì_í ò) (ಠ⌣ಠ) (─‿‿─) ( ﾟヮﾟ) (/) (°,,°) (/) ๏̯͡๏﴿ (ʘ‿ʘ) °Д° ◕‿◕ ب_ب ಠ~ಠ (◕‿◕) ｡◕‿◕｡ ◔ ⌣ ◔](//#kesha) Is the guy that was in the passenger seat faking an injury to look like he wasn't in the car or what? By that logic the emancipation proclamation was a restriction on freedom in that it became illegal to own slaves. Yeah, your car is totally going to blow up. Nice knowing you. Midichlorians Why are you petting that computer with your girlfriend? After picking the choices that led to a 30 minute series that wasn't animated or funny, it told me to watch The X-Files. I love The X-Files, but that is not a 30 minute series. So much for the one child policy. Dubious statistics I bet you would. Greed. 94 til infinity... Stopping runs in pantyhose? Nothing wrong with booze on occasion. I happen to like high quality tequila. I'm completely of age and I don't drive when I drink. I don't even go to bars. I drink at home. So your is unwarranted. Some of those salutes... ** ** Have a level 40 Siren that I haven't used in forever. Will add you later. Username is "Lolwut?", but tons of people have that (despite never being online ) Brilliant assplay phone was in the cupholder... he really bitched me out for taking a peek though Says the lakers fan That RSL *never* committed a foul, but any transgression by montreal was essentially murder... need more Lee Signia vids "Umm well, that's the *devil* talking to them!"....ლ( ლ) Rutgers My stepdad is Mexican.... I wonder if the ATF can trace IP addresses. NAAAH, that wouldn't make any sense. I am French Canadian you crazy robot. Hoy wierdy mcstalker comment! > He just said the merry-go-round music is annoying It went from iPhone 5 to apple phone 5 to apple 5. ** ** damn nature. you ugly You just made this waaaaaay to real... This very thing with this exact donut has probably been the most traumatic recurring tragedy in the life of my 5 year old. I get a box now. Even on BUSY days, Marcellus. "wee one" I don't know why, but that made me bust out laughing, and now my family is giving me an odd look while I try to explain...thanks Seriously tho, bleeding sores in the mouth? And they couldn't figure out what the virus was? Omg Just ruin our fun why don't you / \ why not get a new toothbrush or better yet get rid of the toothbrush via incinerator. What? I just spent half a year trying to off load three DS VIs. I finally got barley above retail. " You gotta be shitting me " ... Yes Was not expecting a naked granny in the 3rd pic ** ** "Might as well try it who knows." Your bulge So changing the texture file will magically smooth the edges of a larger body of snow? Hey, I loved both the Aladdin sequels! I even know the songs Off topic here but have you guys seen that shiny genesect event news on Serebii!?...i pray to god it's not only for Japan Check out serebii on the shiny genesect event Your eyes Your bulge Well, that's... Quite something. Never had a computer first thing she does is post to reddit. Australia here, I have never come across these cunts before, and by the sound of it I hope I never do My 2cents... Right now I have such a stressed like in such a quick pace, that doing yoga is like getting life in slow motion... Life right now is so full of things that it's hard to stop and give the time to a slow form of exercise as yoga. It's like driving for hour's on the high-way at 120km/h and then end on a road at 50km/h... you know? I went, I read..and then I came You guys take stuff to seriously.... OP figures of speech dont translate well over text . Thought you actually had a heart attack....... Hard... Can you explain why they're always failing on me? Because capturing the glitz & glamour of the 1920s is impossible to do without CGI & 3D. Yeah, my wife and son and daughter, myself... Oh dear God, I hate random battles. I'm sorry, but some mechanics should be left for dead. You know, if you drink that *looks over shoulders paranoid like* you'll get super powers and live forever.......just saying. FBI doesn't want you to know that I don't know what I was expecting Ninja turtles do exist The end product seems lile an upvote arrow, subliminal msg? fall out boy ... Funnyjunk >Turns out, it was his freaking unshaven facial hair on his sleeping bag. If you change your spotted message to something, everyone will see it? ( ) 1 hour . 14 shots and your mom was right there totally cool with that? "We"? My brain filtered the second of packages, i had to reread to find there was something wrong, and reread again to get it. dang, the time im wasting here I think outside the box For more than 400 hours of skyrim I thought those were just random I don't even . . . Aim your camera down more I can't see your drink my first guess too. even after the awkward weirdo wearing a *white* tuxedo jacket... ### ** ** 18/25 not sure if good or bad You've gotta shittin me! MmmmHMMMM... You have to subscribe to f7u12 in the first place, so to you Not sure if serious or trolling. Lets insource our IT to some apathetic, depressed and outgunned sysadmin. What could possibly go wrong... 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Considering it. Yes because progressive means "your leader is right no matter what." What? i watch streams on this site on a daily basis, creepy to know somebody just outwright killed themselves on it How would you know what horse cum tastes like HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HA HAHA HAAHAHAHA... They stayed close to the book but cut out the entire ninth chapter (last chapter) An animated jpg? > Right, which is why men never have any interest in prostitutes. KILL ALL THE ATHEISTS!! cut to George Lucas > As a prosecutor: Places around a train station will always be classed lower, no matter what city you live in. Furthermore, look around Belair and see how many non-whites you see around, seriously. The only place I felt at home was in Gare / Bonnevoie (I'm originally from NY). Belair is clean/safe/too expensive for "them" -- that was the impression I got. I begged to see apts in Bonnevoie and my relocation people were like "oh NO, you don't want to live there" I don't think he's using the bristle end Out. Now. Relevant username? SPAM. Do not click!!! Your foreskin Meanwhile, we've got hate and discrimination enshrined in our constitution. TAT Get out This is the most unrelated post ever, but how do you type (copy pasted, I don't know how to type it). What was it? Oh Jeff... I cant stop laughing! Sorry! After the comma... This benghazi thing is so crazy...why are they attacking us? could it be from something we did before? No way, its this youtube video for sure!! Jesus, have you not seen Freddy Got Fingered? Retard. Nope, those were the AP test scores. All the teachers wrote their own questions based off the AP I take in repairs on the side to help pay bills and tuition. I have started posting signs that laptop power supplies are required before I will even touch the damn things. I have even gone so far to email and call people to remind them before they leave the house to bring it to me to make sure to bring the chargers. And they still forget them. Rags are 3 up right now. Ughhhhhhh Dafuq?! Did Michael Cole just call John Cena "The King of Extreme"?! Is this in Maryland? If so we share the same woods. Yea, really. You got it right this time, yay! And you didn't have to edit it yourself and ruin my post. We all know Mr Brainwash is the true genius in that movie. Whats with the American flag arm patch? Im an American and i feel like this is unfair To all of our canadian neighbors No comment needed ....it is isn't it? Yeah, because no great Canadian scientist ever did anything great for mankind worrying about "fiscal return"... Then to gain lifetime annuity to work on research and continue to do some great work. 'No particularly bad bombings...' It's pretty terrifying as is... WTF is that? Damn it..im "mr reliable" for all 65 members of my family all around the US..and im only 15 so instead of paying a guy to do their job my family hounds(literally getting up my ass) me to fix there pc stuff..and if i say no my stuff gets taken away..FFUUU Use the GRU logo! [ ](i136.photobucket.com/albums/q167/parade420/drilldo1.gif) BRB buying a TomTom It's an all male comedy troupe. > [](#disapproval " ") Jeez... Your reaction should be to delete the app, go outside, and find a girl to talk to. ಠ_ಠ Fiber. ***POSSIBLY*** NSFW? Years ago I had a cat that would catch squirrels, birds, brought in two bats at the same time before, lizards, a mouse (and hid it in my moms bed), and in the middle of the night when I was sleeping. A bleeding half dead mole. I had a ten year old kid come in to my work place and brag to me that he and his friends (also ten) were MVP's in CoD. I told him that he shouldn't even be playing that game. I will not stand for this I just gagged. How was the smell? "my neighbors" Lol! Also Twist? You call *that* a twist? Shame on our two senators though, who both voted against it Hmm...kinda flat and saggy...surely we got something better to show off... Maybe need to poll/check /r/gonewild or similar for some orangered brethren... **them uneven tips** ლ( ლ) His mouth... That place was AMAZING until they decided to scrap all the cool shit in exchange for 4 more different kinds of laser tag. Kiera Knightly could have lied Looks healthy Yes. Yes she is. I would be looking into how I could break both my arms. what the hell kind of swing goes for 3 years That was beutiful OP. I actually have a few years of experience drawing manga (actually one of the first manga art styles I studied/read was of Takeshi Obata) but with my transfer to an art university I barely have any time for leisure drawings, so I can't help you no matter how much I want to :( I got no profit... I was eating pot-stickers once while browsing Facebook when someone posted a pic of their freshly excreted placenta Will probably get downvoted for this, but I actually think Scrubs was better than Big Bang Theory too. ಠ_ haha we only recent got chrome at my workplace. still on windows xp and office 2003 though LMAO, yes... wait... this is from a IAMA?? A gtx 260 is better than your PC? He doesn't have a lot of teeth yet so it might not be so bad for you if you're into that kind of thing. that smile........... I need mind bleach You didn't follow the plans. BTW, my wife is having a lawn party on Saturday. You're welcome to come ....balashna the creepiness? I laughed...*** *** So that explains the lack of toilet paper too.. I have friends named Jake and Brit who are dating each other. Now I need to thoroughly stalk them on Google to see if they're sex bloggers. Thanks a lot *** *** But you're in /r/wiiu... You broke all their hearts. You hurt so many feelings. Think about the feelings man There already is a well done 3D Metroid game. It's called Metroid Prime. My parents did drugs. #I REMEBER THAT STAGE Flawless logic. My dicks name is Carl but isn't Windows 8 Version 6.2? Are they just going to skip version 7? Or is Windows 8.1 going to be Version 6.3? "Get more toilet paper....... and condoms." You ever have those times when you view the map and see that only about 3 teammates are running around out there, then check the score list, and see that you have a full team? This is really funny My parents used to say that. 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You're probably right, but There are several kids in my class that can't read it because it contains witchcraft. I saw that it mine same homework rt.com ** ** [mfw i know this feel ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ‎](##) where is dat CLG Documentary? I wonder how many black people upvoted this . That tongue What did I just read? You won't sleep "My friend" Apparently someone didn't do it right for you Take off the band over it's mouth and then kiss it Because demons... sophia... Is that spy fucking that sniper bot Oh behalf of everyone here, I say to you sir... This sounds like it would be a huge waste of time and money. Congress would never do something like that. Thank you for elaborating on my frustrations! That is exactly what the game is, a boring, endless grind. Not to mention that they ruined the entire Diablo mythology by making Tyreal human and killing off Cain, and the fiasco that is Izual. Your name in relation to genitals scares me. The last link... * * "Chocolate bon-bon factory" What ? There really was a meetup? I wish I knew :( The heat efficiency on that 1X.... "A jar of wasps which when released would sting deeply"... Drive faster, ignore the police. Upvote for "this is not Sparta," although I'm not sure I believe you. "There's something for the entire family!" .... **... ** Chapter 2 showed how the human eye, working by selective breeding over many generations, sculpted and kneaded dog flesh to assume a bewildering variety of forms, colours, sizes and behaviour patterns. Good cover It's understandable. You were really stressing! I'm glad I could help. But I'll be really annoyed if you post something like this again in the future. "my friend's kitchen" Did you just type "naw" ,on Reddit Keep a wig in my *satchel* at all times. Hopefully my facial hair doesn't stick around Fuck you OP. It works on my iPad 3 and iPhone 5 as well, a very useful little discovery... you must restart before it becomes visible.... 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It really doesn't kill the vagina Thinking you work for the company about now . You're commenting so much in this thread... and I have you tagged as having an incest fetish... Wut Duck no! You're going to wear *her* out a size I'm not sure I should bother, but that is a cinemagraph OP is mocking how bat shit crazy Amy was. This wasn't an attack on religion Why did you take your boyfriend back at all? I can't fathom it. I don't care how saintly he is now. He cheated on you and joined in on their mockery for a while. Sweetmother of god $8 for a Miller Lite at a hockey game. Wait water can do that? They have now erased every single FB rant on their page and said that their FB, Twitter, Yelp and someplace called the Website ( ) have been hacked and FBI is investigating this stuff. hole "there is nothing remotely crazy about what i said here" *looks at her profile pic* What You didn't make your name bass_n_tribble? A NSFW tag would have been nice... I just bought this for Gamecube for 40 bucks (┛ )┛彡 ^^Wheatley As someone who almost lost 5-figures worth of data, partly because the Dell tech brought me a dud mechanical drive to replace a dead mechanical; and I had to help them install the drive.... If this is true, then this sucks. I use in game mail to track my sales and graph results, I now don't know how I will be able to do this post sale. This is sad . Would a true professional really need to ask this? Yet a picture of a mug generates no such whining. This is a TERRIBLE fucking article and you should feel bad. ╭( )╮ Mine already ended when father douche tries to baptist you.... Are you serious? I think all my friends love to eat pussy and If someone doesn't like it we use the I would not do this... Yeah... Was rob Schneider the only smart one? perhaps They're obviously dry firing way too much That @hellojd account is creepy But they are American Spirits... They're "additive free"........... Penis? Indeed, unless you swing that way. But in that case: While I've flown only to the EU from the US, I was triple checked at Dulles Airport. Not only did I go through their fancy spinning X-ray device I also received at pat down and had my locks grabbed by a officer (because they were up in a bun). I laughed and assumed he was checking for diamonds. $27 on sale plus shipping? 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I remember the first time I played New Vegas, decided to go with the hardcore mode. After a day of running around I decided to eat some supper and drink until I had no hunger or thirst and then to get some sleep in an abandoned house. I set my "alarm clock" to wake me up in 8 hours and when I wake up I have died from dehydration... *** *** Every time she tells me the shitteist jokes and you get the good ones 'murica, taking care of nature since... True, that $15 million figure is the sum of a decade-long scandal, but even $400k/year has an impact, especially during times of massive budget cuts. So she and that dog went to same dogs school? *salty* Gohan yells Kamehameha while doing a masenko You don't want to know. Phokus wasn't even disputing a principle of economics. I'll answer myself, I can't edit in my phone : Why is AlienBlue showing psycho-Amy as the thumbnail? I feel like there's some irony here. We may not be able to glare over Reddit, but we do have: Can I be the first to point out, those chemistry equations on page wrong are unbalanced.... ghey I think it's hypocritical. "Killing people is bad, you killed people so we are going to kill you" ** ** Needless to say, you don't want to touch the magazines But I will hand it to them, the room is relaxing. It's nice to have nothing else in the world to worry about for 10 minutes than getting yourself off ... For a good cause of course. The world would implode. I had that same issue when I broek my (dominant) wrist. I asked them for a cap that wasn't child proof. They complied, but I had to sign a paper to accept the risk You clearly have no clue what's going on here. Thanks for this advice. Just crossed the 14 hour thresh mark (sitting at the character select window, minimized) so I can reap the free expac and 30 day sub! Now to claim it and uninstall raptr, it's seriously annoying But... But ### ~~** **~~ Very useful, we had somehow got to 6 day... Swipe fixed it and now it's back to one day... Very good. Yes you are Can... Can I get a shitty watercolour for this? This looks a lot like the mall in my town I thought of knife making at first. I might have to clear my calendar. *Might.* I thought your landlord said "No Pets" I don't think I want a blowjob from "He Girl". # I saw it in your face. Jesus,That's scary Wow so hard All I could think about was Game of Thrones removed. We talked about this already... Read. The. Sidebar. Another White House movie? I want this too... That was fuckin awesome. Too bad it didn't count . Seriously, so awkward. He posted a Facebook status with my name, and heavily implied that I've been over to his place. I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO THIS MAN'S APARTMENT. I'm glad you got a laugh out of it! <3 At first I read this as "baby sitter had a bad dream..." and was all ... carry on, brother. The girls face after she see the photo. ( ) Hornets aren't bees... "My brother" Why was I charged $48.86 then? If I wore something like that I feel like I would get more shit here in MFA I love and hate this. I have a colleague who raves about Costco. I've always wondered what the hell he was talking about. All of you seem thrilled with this. I'm looking forward to this. On the downside, this thing will be down the street from my office and turn East Henrietta into even more of a goddamn madhouse. Your fucking name you say "miss" as if I have had a relationship before Yeah totally because **TARVARIS JACKSON** You look like a bitch That fucker didn't even pay his fare!!! ╭( )╮ red toilet paper I have no problem with you using it, and I can even to some degree watch replays of fights with maxed out FoV, but for the love of god please turn it of when sharing screenshots! I find it confusing to look at, and buildings look nothing close to what they were ment to because of the distortion. That is all, thank you Why would he want sex with a bunch of dirty hippies? And all the diseases and infections that come with it? Yah go have fun with your herpes and hepatitis C friends. When I first red the title I assumed he was asking "who?"... Damn I'm an idiot 1990 I like how your observation of vigilante gang violence is evidence that not all prisoners are scumbags. Lol mussy there's three more? I thought that there was only two...... unless you eat at home most of time, and no cheese. Went and saw a movie, took her back to my place after and made out a bit. She told me she loved me. Was , but then I laughed. as much as I hate children, too much Wait, are you actually trying to get somebody to claim your username is relevant? don't advertise your youtube channel I'll toss some KY jelly out. Naw. If they can make a charging base for phones they can make them for charging bases too Not sure what you're implying here... Working in IT the worst is when users change their theme to look like XP even though they are using 7... I remember hearing that he deletes the account. While cotton candy is nowadays called sugar wool here in Croatia, people used to call it American Icecream in the 80s. Agreed. Rumble, only yorlde that I like did you watch all of the video ? It desnt seem that double jump is good timing jump I read that as "cover yourself in HORNY" and I was like: This is becoming the new ......squeal? Looks more like than anything. Love the speech, but I can't stop staring at the neckbeard. My favorite day! ... I mean, ya, totally the worst... ...^(ಠ◡ಠ ) Ahhhh typo in the title. Don't you mean "an art"? ......... Hey, for the cost of the movie ticket, you get a weekly email and a PDF of the script. Those cost at least half that, right? Barnum's rule applies here. ლ( ლ) These are now in my Amazon history Stealth Crusier B, First jump, first shot of heavy laser hits weapons room YOU HAVE REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF GAY, NIGGERGAY. BECAUSE NO HUMAN BEING WOULD EVER KIDNAP AND RAPE 3 INNOCENT BOYS. YES THEY'RE BOYSಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ From your title I thought I was about to watch a gif. of a cat taking a shit. I still clicked..........what's wrong with me? I've had a paragon level 100 barb since december The corner is already broken at the start. Aren't those lady drinks twist off anyway? ^^^ how about no? This isn't a meme. If it is just nightmare modes we are going to have some problems. It turns out everything was just a genjutsu from the beginning My brother's sitting next to me (┛ )┛彡 ^drizztmainsword You're a huge bastard! Oh... I see. I don't see a reason for " " when all parties are consenting, trust each other and are honest about their feelings. "Quake live (Browser game)" *Click* "Download and play the game" You read way too deep in to this comic. Gengar The person could have survived 30 minutes longer than another in the same accident and be considered "late". It's all perspective and how you choose to take it, and you're looking at a negative association with this comic. I'm *sure* that's not what the artist who created it meant. A happy Serbian family... Super Meat Boy. I was once again disappointed when it didn't shit. Warning: Twitter should make a separate page for the feed. People are already abusing the hash tag 35% tax a lot? Are you kidding? I am pretty sure income tax starts at at least that much where I live . [ ] It proves what a caring guy he is At first glance i thought it said zombies_hate_niggers (┛ )┛彡 wipe Sold out 私は失望しています Same as Buffalo. How the fuck did we go from adorable pictures of bunnies and kids to beastiality I thought to myself, "Self, I sure hope this link doesn't take me to Yakety Sax," and when myself learned that it did, me was all . Was it you? It was you, wasn't it? A dude with a walk like that shouldn't try to show off . "heading" because there's a head in the car Dry or wet? If it is in fact dry weight then that is quite a bit. I would not want to deal with that one bit, especially at my own home... I've had friends eat wayyy too many boomers and boy did it flip their world upside down. There comes a line between intense trips and bad/unnecessary trips. Intense trips can be therapeutic and eye opening, but you just never know with some people... It could get out of hand, but if you feel comfortable and so does your friend then go for it... Let us know how it goes! I hope the best! Sorry, I should've explained this a bit more clearly. The part that made me cringe was when they said they didn't like "his" music. As in daft punk being one person. I totally respect others opinions, but it was the "his" bit that got me Oh god Mustache, apparently.v Das Führer? Wolfram, y u do dis? Fella Chinese Still no option to enable... No conspiracy nut would carry a smartphone... THAT'S HOW THEY TRACK YOU That stare Every party has a pooper that's why we invited you Mhmmm she SOUNDS like a virgin... Sitting in a freezer with my balls out for long periods of time. Just wait until she hits menopause. How bout that spoiler tag, asshat. Thanks a lot east coast I hate relating to Battlefield on this subreddit, but if you prone in a corner in Battlefield 3, *all of your legs* stick out of the wall on the other side. Yeah, but that's perfectly loosened up for a motorcycle ride 2^ "tracer" Carvanha, a killer perona pokemon...fuck yeah Totally agree. In fact I said almost that exact thing to you a little bit ago Hey, that would be a good one too! I would not recommend Lost if you are trying to go to sleep. I tried, and i would just get frustrated, confused, and ended up watching more episodes than I intended and still never knew what dafuq was going on. Makes for very sleepytimes. And it was attached to some guys helmet Just.. no.. LockStatusHide...... "Special secret golden brown sauce" Wings Fan Nail polish and condoms... Looks like that old man toppled it over with a power that emitted out of his finger. Still? This should have been posted in circlejerk. An "S" is an "S"....whoooot! Sounds like the start of a horror film. One friend gets lost, no phone and gets killed. Everyone else looks for him/her and gets killed one by one.... Report them all and go jungle Someone posted another article about next Nexus 7 and 4.3 from the same sight but July instead of June. "most badass... EVER" ლ( ლ) Spam? Seriously? 2013 and not one country is at 100%. Adult Match Maker... Not VII? Imagine if Microsoft made it impossible to change your default browser. Get back to work Reddit doesn't really like smiley faces Yes, getting out more is sure to help him see how it was for black people in the 19th century. Perhaps the people who make these rules are actually the offenders You can see a stutter when the bike lands Thanks He added an edit but didn't fix it Would love to join and help with admin stuff, but its Norway's national day today. I can give you some few tips on steam doh So... You have dozens of children's pictures. "The mental one" Just like parents... They always know # >this was all over your hair? Human bias mouth? tongue? Well this is probably one of the worst kits our school has. But really, the bass drum? I lolled but Is there an apartment balcony right above yours? If so, this is for you: Agreed, the other day someone posted a car they wanted to sell ( ). You should try getting a short radio commercial, or go to Monster jobs, Express services(local), Linkedin, Workforce Solutions. My head hurts just thinking about better avenues than reddit. Good luck! At least give the other guy credit. That is exactly what I was thinking... He looks like a faggot doesn't he?ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Jesus Christ I remember that episode. I used to live in Ft Myers. I find it odd that you said "*instead of* just spanked" Oh god, I remember taking these in third grade. My god. I work for Verizon and I know this is something that's not new unfortunately 100,000,000 gold Wow. I had my colostomy bag removed, but had a hernia on the stoma site. So now I have that lovely mesh we all see on tv in those "lets sue!" Commercials. I've been off narcos for years but I'm still using weed for pain control and relief, and nausea control. I asked the clinic dr where I am if I had cronhs but he said no. Now we aren't sure whats happening yet, mostly because its a clinic and they just aren't interested in helping. Not to mention you should pick your battles. If you go around correcting people on their specific usage of "pedophile" they'll start to wonder why you know so much about the subject, and why it's that important to you He is... A faggot Therapist. The. Rapist. "sparked giant explosion"? Grooming process When i first grazed over this comment I thought you went so many days without taking a dump. Punchline in the title UGH. That question...yeah. ..... You can have an upvote, but you're not allowed to enjoy it. It wasn't painful but I'd accidentally make it too tight sometimes and my face would start to feel cold I too like to live dangerously. ┌( )┘ You uploaded pics to a private album. I love how the cursing is *bleeped* out @ 5:13. Wouldn't want to offend anyone watching. *Have you ever tried to punch a bird?* Thank you to the first, thank you to the second! The third's a little concerning. Clicked to zoom in- took me right to "better males: beautiful nudes and faces". sounds like somethin a troll would say says *babygoogoo* Have you seen Django Unchained and did you have as hard a time as I did with it? I was cringing every couple of minutes! "Close" I hope trolling. Um... I am definitely not trying to hit on anybody here if that's what you mean by Wrong. So wrong. Cameron is destroying Britain's families with austerity measures. not meant to be real... They should because bacteria proliferate in hot tubs... Yeah, you are right. I used some help of my old friend google and turns out... The yellow ranger died. Red and blue are in gay porn now and yes, black one is in prison... For robbing KFC. God... Why? I know what you did. When I was a kid my mom would give my bun Krispy Kreme donuts. It made me mad even then, but if naan bread is bad for them... Took you a minute to vandalize for karma? Actually just saw/read something about a guy that was leaking brain fluid for a few months, thought it was just a beast runny nose. Yeah. She must be relieved. You uploaded a screenshot of the picture instead of the actual picture. ^You're ^**dead** ^to ^me... Neither did William Henry Harrison My Brother thinks our cousin is hot and his excuse and explanation is that the heart wants what it wants. Oh god, are incest memes the next karma train? This guy..... Are you sure he's jut not trying to get out of going to prom? Oh my god and we're Katy.... Didn't apple pay 6 billion last year? If you actually go to the TIL subreddit, you can see rule number 3. ლ( ლ) "Why are you so short?" and "Are those you're real eyes?" YES THEY ARE NOW STOP ASKING. You are beautiful Hope so, we need him, especially with Seguin being MIA this season It's weird, on my MacBook this sort of this as well as show up as squares, but they work fine on my phone. 2nd most...... It should say Mentlegen I wish I could play that endlessly, instead of 5 min then wait 1 hour minimum Unbeliebable [ ] Thanks posters, yep, I think they are the rat tails, now what to do about them... Guess I am going to have to open the cistern The more you know ... Warts. oh my god, excuse my *eyebrow*. I do not know why it decided to go all bushy and mental all of a sudden, it must have known I'd be posting the photo for all to see You didn't know?...really... You carry your dog everyday? When you said "bang", I really hope you meant Ziggs' bomb and not the other two options... Yeah, Bill Gates wants mankind do die. Makes sense to me Repost from earlier today, and yesterday... Become vertical ? Man-bat?! Especially of the genital variety. Wut D. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ I'm assuming that was the best $50 you ever spent? Right? You better pray to god that i am right Same thing she would do with regular flowers May I join you? Now we need a link to the lady ass... ლ( ლ) It's all a political show. This actually happened to my girlfriend this year. The yearbook staff asked her "If you won the lottery what would you do?" and she replied with "buy Billie Joe." Well the yearbooks just came out and when we saw it in there it said "buy Billie Joel" 118km/hr ! You people. Never fucking learn, do you? Well if you say so.... Yeah, but then the feminist in the row behind you tweets a picture and causes and Internet uproar and then loses her job Until I realized there was a sidebar, I thought this was a "stereotypical magic player" joke. False dichotomy? att du har mage att skriva på svenska. Heyyyyy ditto! My dad did this, too. He would hide in my closet wearing a werewolf mask and howl. He still loves to tell the stories about me cautiously peeking around the corner to see if "the monster" was still in my closet; when he'd jump out, I would run so fast that it looked like the cartoons where their legs move faster than they do. You don't need to. You're able to lower the hammer for a reason. There is even a safety built in to catch the hammer and interrupt an accidental discharge if it slips from your thumb. It's built to do what it was doing. I'm not sure if I'm comfortable with your username.. Reminds me of all the high school derps that bought 2 12" subs and a 1000 watt amp to go with their stock Honda Civic sound system What If I said, I do #1 and #56 to piss of people please do not secretly message me offers, this is a giveaway thread and i do not appreciate that When i was in 5th grade i expected Ice This is all Andy Bolton's fault. I was reading his book and he insists that you are supposed to keep your hips high. We JUST had an AMA with Chris Hansen. Dive Watching small children? I..I have no words.. That was YOU!?!? "Rack em up!" Potential fans watching at home: Great now Connecticut is going to ban trains. Sooooo tired lol working like crazy to pay for the new to us car we bought for my wife. it sucks. I'm sorry you're sick, what do u have? **HEY MAN! ** .... Welcome to the community ಠ‿ಠ My dear watsoned!!!! I'm sorry I disappeared Oh my Ouch ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ The cop confiscated his license and registration. That's against the law. Think he will ever see any ramifications for his his hissyfit and theft? Just take a guess. Ill give you two chances. I would love to see a no meme rules (b00 memes included) , no low effort comments with just as a reply, and just gif image replies. That is moderation that I agree with. Don't play racist games with your children ( )_% Why the hell is this even getting up votes? This isn't WTF, this isn't even /r/mildlyinteresting. Please Me molesta como este tipo de noticias (lo de Rivero, la escasez de algunos alimentos, lo de los libros, etc.) casi nunca llegan a luz internacional pero cosas como la del PT todo el mundo las habla por días. ( ) This is disgusting. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Now I want to make Greendale Community College, another dream which will never come true You just reminded me I still haven't finished Final Fantasy 7. why were you downvoted? Did someone seriously take offense to the thought of flying fire breathing lizards NOT being real? Well those are clearly all essential titles... Meow? Romanian Pride! L( )J sigh .. fine ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Jesus fuck dude. I know a girl who got the tattoo "MIKE HUNT" on the lower part of her stomach, so in pants I think HUNT would be hidden but MIKE wouldn't. She got the tattoo when she was around 15 and one of my friends asked her about it several years later and she says that she still loves it. To make it even worse is that it's not even a good looking bad tattoo, it looks like it was done with sharpie. ಠ_ಠ > prost! < Just as long as you're not jerking on *into* the cheese you later plan on eating... ... ... unless that's your thing, of course... well, fuck! Those are BEES on it? I thought that was dirt or some shit.. I'm deathly allergic to bees, this is my worst nightmare I'm a little late to this game...but I'm from Van Wert. My submission is, which is why I provided a link to the original website in the comments really hadn't noticed the last 5 comments that very same topic ... ( ) Using the wrong kind of pen on a material so it never properly dries and always smudges when you touch it If developers would only learn and release hack/exploit/glitch proof games then stuff like this wouldn't happen. There is absolutely nothing wrong within the player base. Nothing at all. Any pressure on your father's brain would have been intracranial (fluid building up between his brain and the inside of his skull). Unless the physician drilled through your father's skull on-scene (from which the resulting meningitis would have likely killed him), the removal of his helmet did nothing other than enable better protection of his cervical spine for transport. Howard Webb Thanks OP! It seems I've had my MOLLE weaved incorrectly for at least a year now. How's it feel? what do ashes taste like Hello uncanny valley "Little girl, can you move so I can hit that?" ╚( )=┐ Your criticisms lose weight when you keep saying they smoke crack. No... Was she? My grandpa chews big red all the time Seriously though. Was she Thank you, holy crap. Talking babies, oldest trick in the book and people still think it's genius. I've had friends show me those commercials on YouTube like they think they found the next Star Wars Kid. They're not funny. ┌( )┘ S n Eeewh I tell you what it wouldn't be. My cat. Jesus Christ. The shit that creature has unknowingly witnessed Dandruff. mueran los ricos? nosotros somos pobres pero honrados? Why did I even attempt to assume that this would be a wholesome story of adolescent triumph? You've really got to debate it that much? You're going to spend more on a coffee later that day most likely If you live in Cincinnati and have never heard of Skyline dip you've been living under a rock My ducky shine 2 did this like 2 days after getting it. I freaked out and took the whole thing apart to try to look at the bar or whatever. After realising that the metal plate was in the way, I gave up and put it all back together. When I plugged it back in, it was working . /u/ ....what? Dat price difference though! All this talk of exploits and rollbacks and your opening chests? It was, and I am sad that it is over. A buddy of mine took all of the photo classes from this teacher, and highly recommended him. I'm glad that I had that recommendation. One of the other photo teachers tells his students to use their hands in the chemicals, not tongs. *doing her teens* Just what we needed. Didnt see salsa and chips picked a bad time for me You can turn off animations in settings There's always one, isn't there. Demolition Man..when he eats the rat burger and beer at the underground I really get in the mood for a burger (not rat). Now...why would I want to watch Demolition Man??? damn if I know 'Old-timers squad' More than half of this team is under the age of 30 Brand condoms... They ain't exactly "giants". Oh well that's it then. Case solved. NEXT!!! Just cause a lot of cat craziness. No it doesn't. ლ( ლ) I guess women don't count as people in r/feminism That's not what she said I second that ლ( ლ) ya see, Pygmy is the one on my left and baby fist is waitin on the right. We aren't paid to think She's developed an immunity to iocane powder I googled your username. The first image that came up was a picture of a penis posted on reddit It drives me up the wall. I made the mistake of showing my bf the "It's My Body" video and then every time I tried to get him to stop he would say "but it's my body." Anyone else read "cheers her up," as "cheers her on"? And you are just as busy as Thunderon. ლ( ლ) Nope ticket says jackpot winner. Giraffe Branch This wasn't about persecution. I was being tongue in cheek about this particular guys need to add inflammatory statements to a simple comparison of big mouths. Atheist who act as he does should all wear uniforms and arm themselves and follow their own atheist doctrine. Oh shit. Then that would be........ The "mental cripples" term I used and stand by is all about context. I don't go around identifying mentally handicapped people and then proceed to ask them how they feel about it. But I guess I would think perhaps people that are non believers would act a little less like the believers. Guess on here I am wrong. ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ Temperate have seasons, so yeah, just start digging, and get everyone as far from the river as possible, because they just LOVE to see the ice thaw while standing on it. Got two thirds in and... wait a second... Sharing my Internet would raise my ping..therefore i would never share my Internet. I would rather die TIL I have trypophobia. Or you're 62 now there's a mental image I'm concerned that you were able to spell correct her password... As a large man, I can't exercise without being ashamed. Whereas these tiny body builders are the ones who are supposed to "belong" in the gym. Dat username. I did that and I'm from America. ლ( ლ) Dem eyebrows If I saw someone setting this thing up... I would... Long sleeved *T-shirt* Blasphemy Goin' on day 4 here and was wondering why the hell I was waking up in a pool of sweat regardless of what the thermostat was set on I've been trying to get in a good 3-4 liters of water/day. Encouraged to hear sweats won't last too long. Shit hurts... My freshman roommate in college would spray cologne on his *tongue* after he smoked Hahahaha, thanks xD I thought that was a euphemism for a minute there but nope, I'm facing backwards in this one Better than being from chauvinist cabinet Wow, unexpected if true \#3... What's up with your username? I had zero problems with bf'ing except cluster feedings in the first weeks and I still got pressured to offer formula... Because if he eats that often it means he is starving A FOREWARNING! Wait times will be very long. My pops ordered one of these on Friday, and the web didn't say how long it would be until he checked out. It was 90-120 min wait. This. My mom would tell be to get off my x-box/ps2 during my early childhood, but had no problem with a Gameboy, PC or TV for hours on end. Whats the difference? Yes, that's exactly what I mean ... ... ಠ_ಠ ◉_◉ ಠ_ಠ ◉_◉ ಠ_ಠ ◉_◉ Sorry I couldn't scroll through all the comments to find the original So what if it's fake, still funny. Someone I was dating once told me, after a long conversation (when we were just getting to know each other better): "You know? You look like you don't know ANYTHING but you actually know a lot! :) " (all that said with a smile and everything) Yep, I'm not going to google shit on my goddamn iphone you pretentious 15 year old redditors who don't even pay rent and think it's cool to downvote valid questions. Just letting you know, you obnoxious downvoters, no one will ever care how smart you think you are. You're not improving Reddit, you're making it douchey, and I think we all know just how yucky douches can be. Yes Yahoo Japan homepage. Here's an idea chap, stop sticking cucumbers and shit up your ass... I just spilled my taco in a burst of laugh. Thank you "98" Hope that's not the year you're born.. Lance coolie driving a Duce and a half? >although the last one is pretty impossible "People are people and who they are." Wait it says mother is in center, but it looks like she has male parts . Do you mean mother left? You have tits and a cock? Dude.... were I standing next to you, I would would smack you upside the back of the head. WHOA! NSFW! Is that... is that Will Arnett's plot? Says the Asian... Hey Thats my line! That poor bike wtf was he trying to do? I always clear my house before entering or just hanging out.. isn't that normal? ** ** Fuck it, I'm out, goodbye Reddit. (╯ )╯︵ ┻━┻ For the humor of course Some student who I never really knew submitted it as an idea and the vice principal (who was head of the green schools committee) approved it Is this the place to post this? I think not. /r/futurama So the girls in my 12th year in school actually loved me? Goddamn, that would've been an interesting opportunity for a ~~threesome~~ gangbang I...uhh...wat It is now That stain For this guy's sake, I hope he doesn't have a kid that confuses the two "Calories per 1/2 pizza..." ( ) This is what I hate about set photographers in Hollywood. Some of the best pictures of me have been taken when I'm working, and the worst are when the set photography tells me "look busy" or "look like you're working." "World famous" No sub 300 spms? Looks like you don't qualify for your own team. . Buuurnnn. I get out of the city during jazz fest. I'm a midtown resident and its the only festival that drives me nuts. Parking is null and void and non-residents end up parking in the lot for my complex as well as other resident only lots. Though it has been fun in the past to watch the tow trucks haul cars out of the lots. Also, black people can't parallel park to save their lives. There I said it. Why?! i see what you did thar CTRL + F " "...was not disappoint. Yes this is the worst thing to come out of that whole sandy hook thing. I see what you did there. The irony of your generalization. You and I have the same hair style... think she came out alive from the tornado... only her brain was blown away Holy repost, Batman! Fit for milking I mean you still haven't answered the question Itty Bitty Titty Commitee... **Gasps** I had too. I spent last Oktoberfest in Munich :) It was a great experience! Not one I'll probably repeat (too many beers > lost in random Munich suburb > hitching back into town, alone > missing flight the next morning.... clearly too much for me to handle haha) but worth it to go the one time. It was everything you'd expect: men and women of all ages in leiderhosen and dirndls drinking beer outside and in tents, singing songs together and eating pretzels. The atmosphere is amazing. If you do plan on going, book early to avoid steeeep hostel/hotel rates - I actually camped at The Tent and enjoyed myself a lot. You had attempted sex at age six?? I have a weird boner right now ... tl;dr - #### I work at a bank and whenever I ask somebody if there's any thing else I can do for the and they reply with can you put a couple thousand dollars in my bank account Yeah, we had to stop hiking horse trails because ours would try to eat it. Oh god, no. Oh my. said *soulhate* Reversing the gif would be so much more disturbing. Do it. Never been to Quebec but I can confirm that the people I ran in to in Montreal were assholes. I don't speak French I'm sorry. I was always polite though and apologized for looking like an idiot. Plus everyone in the city was trying to screw me. I learned quick though. A bartender tried to convince my friends and I that there was a mandatory tipping law. He looked at us deadpan serious. I did not tip him. 2 people on /r/teenagers are 75+ Breathingಠ_ True. I took a test for Walmart once and was stoned when I took it. I used a detox tea called Natural Klean. Worked like a charm. For probation it's a bit different though because they search me first and watch me piss. Mexico... Said "Brostapholes" CTRL + F "CTRL + F " "...was not disappoint." was not disappoint. I'm not digging the knot on her right eyelid... Stayed there again just two weeks ago and was amazed but not completely surprised by the prices at lobby bar. I honestly didn't think they could get much more bold on pricing, so apparently the principle of price elasticity does not apply when financing fancy remodeling. You saw a motorcyclist lying inert by the side of the road and you kept fucking driving? He's tall to me God damn it. Wow. The first time it looped, I thought it happened twice. Read what you said one more time... If you spend $900/mo on rent while earning minimum wage... Mutants everywhere I look. i did the same until i used a brushed metal tip, in no time i learned to behave. but in your case you have fake teef, so nibble away my good man, nibble away........ Yeah...it happened. and he's holding the flesh eating fungus Do you taste purple? ... can I try? I lol'd so hard at this my farting little butt woke up the Hubs. Dang it! Hardly anyone has health insurance now days. 'MURICA!! I fail to see how this is "photoshopped" all I see is sky put in the background Those eyes ┌( )┘ And is that an axe ? Yeah, just haven't been able to access a computer for 12 hours You will also be called *"not black enough"* if you speak english or listen to anything else but rap. The working comments really upset me. there once was a man named ಠ_ಠ. he ಠ_ಠ'ed at everyone they 'ed. I share a birthday with abraham lincoln and leonardo da vinci. also i share a birthday with freakin tax day because it's a fricken Gyro Paranormal Activity - Sims Edition careful brah,,,she has 4k subscribers on youtube. ok? It's much higher pitched than I thought careful brah,,,she has 4k subscribers on youtube. ok? ლ( ლ) Not anymore you're not Pre-calc?! I struggle with even simple algebra. In my dreams I made it to a pre-calc class. That's a nice sweater. Wait a minute... Why would the number of deaths be always 0? That Death animation. Jiji is slang for penis in chinese you know Rodney... Isnt that a little too much for a 95 wine ? You don't aim with the spacebar Dental hygiene, how dare they. Even if we scored 10 extra runs in game 3, we would have lost, and guess what that would have made the score?... Jus realized i missed the 3rd gym Aw damn Why exactly are you here? I find it a little suspicious that this is your only post and you've never even made any comments. So is this a publicity stunt, Mr. Warren? I just love it when MDs can't identify the problem, but say "oh, you're fine." Whatttt I went to eastside Not sure if trying to be funny or trying to turn the old Ps3 George Foreman joke around. YOU AGAIN! Xbox: Chievo. How do you know? [ ] Black.... That or a "slow comfortable screw" ( ) Cool experiment . Why is taking a screenshot of plain text from another website/social network a thing... Känns lite som skådespeleri. Bara en "polis" på plats? Trodde inte dom jobbade en och en. Skolprojekt kanske There's always the face. Still $100 Do you even have a penis??? Oh god there's a fPUA subreddit? Also, is it just me or is that the worst name possible? I understand its just supposed to be "female pickup artists", but my mind automatically pronounces it as something similar to "FUPA", which it than corrects to, and just ... I hear there's water left over when shit melts. You guys are pussies those are just chicken clearly the dog got into food he wasn't suppose eat. Ate to much & died. Wait, so where did etho get all this clay Flight 93 I have never seen McCatty like this They're going to..overdose? you'd have to eat like *pounds* to overdose... What did you think they meant by off TV play? Roofies I lived in north jersey as a kid. We drove to lbi for Easter and my brother had too much coconut cream pie for dessert. Anywho, ten minutes in on the drive home, we were in bumper to bumper traffic on the gsp. He woke up and said...and I'll never forget this...."my belly hurts...my belly hurts!!!!....wwhhaaarrffffofkgnfjdkskdjgjgghllllslajj" all the fuck over me. We used our dirty clothing that was in suitcases to clean up what we could. This went on for about 2 hours. I've never been the same. He did this all the freakin time. The only time I ever heard a tornado siren was when I was camping in PA a little nerve racking for my 10 or 12 year old self And here I thought it was a butterfly in India what caused all those deaths Except your probably 15 ಠ_ಠ Down vote just because the organization gives me a migraine. YES. (ノ )ノ ︵ ┻━┻ You promised Bieber. Yet here I am, Bieberless Haha no worries! It's just a pain having only pokeballs in the beginning of the game. I would hope they have a little more artistic talent and skill with a paint marker It's sad that I've heard of Red Cross financial abuses. The nerve I think you forgot the link... It's a tough decision but it must be made. My dad I know. Whatever decision you make will not be wrong. Same thing happened to me. I showed my mom after "the old hard man meme" ....... You mean the Overly Manly man meme? And this is why I tell my customers be thankful we have no fault, public insurance. I don't do auto anymore, only commercial property, but honestly seeing American limits terrifies me Somehow this really doesn't surprise me.. I know who you are. No pinball... Hey, I have that bowl! Wait, what's she... wait, what? noooooo. It's pronounced "jif" Spiders i dont like that they love surprising me nd some jump That keyboard English, it's a second language. It didn't mean what I thought it meant. Also, what do you mean "keep" Actores hold on, my sister and her husband are selling their old Barina "gold-water" Oh they kill the pig? Ive only seen pictures of live ones, damn that sounds creepier to tattoo. That was a really interesting point Just one? ROFL. I seriously did. Seriously That's what Ol' grandpa wants. A picture of yourself on a bed giving a seductive pose. You....you are making room for the metal rod? Are you implying Aeris was a bitch? I've been using a similar scheme for my Tyranids... I need to get painting again My best friend said, upon meeting my sister for the first time, "your mom should be slapped for pushing that out of her." So your argument for soft g being right is that you're surrounded by people who mispronounce everything and that's how they pronounce it. It's against reddiquette to write comments with that kind of useless content, it doesn't matter what reddit devolved to. ... I do this to myself. no mortal kombat When I first joined reddit, under a much more innocuous name, I thought "relevant username, amirite?" was hella funny. After moving to a much more unique handle, explaining myself to people all the time has gotten annoying. I feel like /u/Susan_Is_A_Bitch. Half my responses are, "Ok... FagMouth " Indeed... We need more console announcements like today > I feel like you're username is also part of your comment to this.. Busted Not so much another faction AI but my own pathfinding AI. Playing RTW as the Greek cities, advancing across the campaign map very quickly with an army of armored hoplites and ongars, expanding my borders from the city of Rhodes to Rome. but in the final battle where I was breaching the wall of the LAST Julii city in northern Italy their Calvary decided to go around the back streets to get at the bulk of my infantry, who were fighting their Praetorians and Urbans. But you know everything's all cool, just get the Hoplites from the walls to guard their rear, but instead of going into the gate house to get down to the street they instead jumped off the wall... all 100 of them. So because of that unit the Calvary got through and massacred my troops, because of that unit I lost the battle and the only army protecting my western border while the rest were at the brink of defending from Egypt, because of that unit the Julii retook Italy, because of that unit it lost me my Juggernaut of an economy, because of that unit I couldn't raise an army with crippling debt, because of that unit I had to take the Seceluid approach and load a death-stack onto a ship and limp off to Britain, because of that unit I, the once powerful Greek empire is now a single motherfucking city in Ireland. Not cool bro Yes, I would Same could be said for Justin Bieber, here's looking at you reddit First I read "first grade meth problem" ( ) <--- like this It was confirmed for like a second... After that you see Hinata like Dafuq you say Naruto? yes! So that's why AP Yi is such a pain in the ass... Gettin' real tired of your shit Totodile I read that as Lady G**r**agas How big is your pool? I guess this is the part where I say thanks. Thanks ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Not even... he'll probably send us to Tsunade. This is now going to bother me each and every time now... Thanks OP ya-da-da-da-da-da-deh-da-da-ya-da *CIRCUS*...la da deh da ya deh da da *AFRO*...Circus Afro Circus Afro Circus circus circus Afro!.. Hey guys where are you pushing me....whats behind this tree..?? Is cooler Fuck Mojang, Valve, and such? Good thing you don't make up most of the industry mang. Not for me I dont kid no, no it isn't I don't understand that fashion trend either I see tons of pictures of Europeans wearing American flags as fashion. I bet some of them have never been to the States. So true...goddamn Katy Everyone has a guess... The other day someone said that we're headed to the Rose Bowl Where exactly is the trigger on this "sword gun"? DAVID no you are a pretentious asshole for these comments "Wow you are quite the Philadelphia lawyer ... I bet W6th wishes you were on this case! " and "That's how the real world works, son." If you had presented your comments without the bullshit, i wouldn't have taken issue. you seem like a reasonable and informed person. just check yourself, your keyboard courage is showing. Every single time I click the comments section you're top comment. I HAD MOAR THAN YOU I WIN Maybe if I could grow a beard. Ooooooh. The way you worded it, it seemed intentional. silly me. Carry on with your perversion. Yeah, that's what'll motivate a dev, an offer of in-game currency Remember the days of "Ok here is your ship, now navigate to this cargo container. Hope you enjoyed that tutorial." I just recently started playing again. Things have changed. I think... I'm sexually attracted to that TV Was just watching Beetlejuice (Rated PG) for the first time, and surprised to find it not only has gruesome violence, but loud and clear screaming of the word FUCK! I read this as doing erection. I could have used a $500 effects box, as a kid, too. they dont Agreed the cat is more ~~then~~ than likely lying on it Agreed - I was just giving you a hard time about the B&W, don't really care. Part of me wants to help people asking for price checks to keep a friendly community, the other part of me wants to hate them to death... Same with "havent played in forever, coming back, what do I need to know?" posts... I read this directly after the plunger comments and thought you were going to be cutting more than meat and vegetables Thanks for sharing He was apologizing.. What the fuck..? what is wrong with people? I'm sorry that understanding something that has already happened is loads easier than understanding something that hasn't yet happened. Like the weather. *I seen* When are those supposed to come out, anyways? I've been freakin looking online and all I can find are "final steps in beta" *first... instantly spit out my drink >Said the admins wife. "Read Madrid" Hot dogs and burgers do not give cardiovascular and weight issues. Over consumption causes these issues. That was so mean... I was getting my hopes up... This. And don't trust people on the net who don't use smilies Didn't realize how far you could zoom in and got a close-up of one of his eyes I get it but I love your use of the face in the third panel. Steal all my upvotes, again. Your mom buys condoms for hookers? All I saw of occupy were communists and socialists selling memorabilia to the people there, and the smelly people shitting in Zuccoti park. not exactly the best representation. I literally understand this Nice repost idiot OOC: I couldn't help but think this as well! I think some of you on here treat me better than my real friends. Did you make a spelling mistake or am I a bad person Just google image searched "worm pussy"... ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Little behind aren't you? You realize this is 5 months old and ten other people before you (5 months ago) said the same thing. Not amused -his boyfriend Jebus! This is definitely the most awkward one I've seen. Imagine skinny dipping in there, in total darkness. turduckduckenenenenenailailailailailailail.... Holy Odin it's hard to believe these sometimes what Nice try person that wants me to poke my eye out whilst attempting to put in contact, I'm on to your games My best friend asked me to postpone my birthday party two weeks so he could make it because he was going to be out of town. He then didnt show up to the rescheduled party because he went to a Christian rock concert. care to elaborate why? I have a cake day, try and put something original and tried a cat post with my own cat...and a fucking rock gets front page? No, we get the point, and I directly addressed that in my third paragraph. We just don't see it having any merit. If you're doing something on Reddit that you feel the need to hide , then you would already know to separate it from things that could identify you... I mean, that's only incredibly fucking obvious and all, and it only applies to every discussion website on the entire Internet, as it has since the very beginning. There's really no need for a PSA thread about it, as if this is some amazing revelation that us simpletons never would have thought of. I had that once ... you should ... see a doctor ** ** ####uh... What just happened?? Dear god ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Hey, it could have been worse. What if the OP was a female. Came here to say that. Fuck the haters. Keep calm and vape on you jerk! **ITT**: ` ` Cement mixer. The memories...I cried a little on the inside In the shop for what? It's a G shock. You have tiny toes. Another midfielder...? Dammit those *find the difference* are taking away my precious minutes. How are you reading my mind and writing my replies before I do? SuddenHangOver, thanks for the encouragement. I love spiders. elaborate I googled pictures of that woman. Just... no. You say you agree with this, but you also say you only post when you disagree... sex and horse meat. Being hired sounds like a reason to me It doesn't mention it in the prophecy, suggesting it isn't necessary, don't know why I was downvoted Not to mention Siri is good for absolutely nothing....and uses google Or how bout you learn how to cook Härstammar i polisövergrepp? I do sometimes think that if my number were as high,I wouldn't be nearly this bothered. I'm not sure--my rOCD makes me an extreme nitpicker. 1928... Yeah Iraqi & Afghani women have got a helluva education in the past decade or so Oh god that back. I thought mine was bad. Roku doesn't work on Brazil. Good. Those are communicators. *ಠ_ಠ* ^ಠ_ಠ ^ 'most' men? WTF is Jim wearing?!? XBOX, DOWNVOTE 2.5 attack speed... Thinking of leaving eh. Where's Wagner? ( ) "How do you take a picture in LoL?" - press f12 for a screenshot I know, I know, you're not the first to at this, and I reckon you'll not be the last. But it holds EXIF data, which makes it worth it for this kind of thing. I thought it worked a lot better with the RES these days. Why does the butcher have saddles? Unless... If you're not sure whether you love them or not then break up "Fill us in" Most gorgeous moth I have ever seen I couldn't get the whole add in the pic, but it doesn't really matter. This is a job listing for a helicopter mechanic in Liberia . Couldn't believe what I was reading..... Nice! I can see why C'mon, I was just warming up My husband is a pretty witty guy. The other day he asked if I was hoarding sex toys in case that after the apocalypse dildos would be used as currency. No one likes those butt hole shots... And /r/-_- soon will turn into /r/ My summoner name is 'Dat Janna' and I don't even own that skin They like em young God Damnit Why? Just why? Defense II drone orbits right in front of my Pegasus missile as it launches. It destroyed both of them. YOU RUINED THE SURPRISE! Well boy, that escalated quickly. Playing chicken... And now so have I. BUT 'Aahh... what a fine morning here in The Pale... a nice stroll through the area... no camps.... no mines, no anything. Just me, and nature...' A few moments later I got attacked by a group of forsworn (5 of them, Looters and Foragers) when I finally defeated them (me being a mage with no follower) I continued my stroll, I couldnt walk ten steps without being attacked by a cave bear. When THAT was over another 10 steps and I heard a double roar above me, a Frost Dragon, and an Ancient Dragon. Joining forces with a fire and ice breath combo. That was the end of my female Breton Assassin mage. What a day. How dare they want to get paid!!! Ha. ☜( ☜) Or the octopus one ^^shudder^^^I'veseensomeshit Jesus he really does have a lot of posts. Dont use my rockout when you have your cock out. i dont upron people who dont make me a mod when I kindly ask them to Electric dryer. I could never believe the man who hand-washed dirt through a sieve for hours to make perfect sand for my small sandbox would ever try to kill me. Someone's on their high horse today. First calling Diceroll a noob, then saying he "misuses them", and then pinning rage faces on 9gag. Be sure when you are trying stuff on you are specifying to the fitter/associate that you need UK sizes. Some associates understand the difference, others don't - one time a girl at my local Nordstrom brought me a Wacoal 36H when I was looking to try on 34H/34HH bras, and told me that it "fit tighter" than the Panache and Elomi bras I was trying on. Care to elaborate? / \ Fuck off Never has felt more appropriate. I throw my trash in the streets of the city I live. Hopefully either the city will spend tax dollars to employ people to clean my mess or it will be eaten by and choke (hopefully killing) the local bird population. You ignored the case PCs have exclusives too. Cow water?? Are you just stuffing your pets in your pants? ** ** I was bored I'm curious as to how you know that. You get what you get and you don't throw a fit. Asfalt..... Bitch please, in my town this May, it went from 70f degrees, a week later to 25f degrees with two feet of snow, a week later 100f degrees. Someone else said why... It's because they remove all the monkeys teeth so they can't bite because they will never be fully domesticated. No words, just *that look*. Now I know how side way looks like. Where a outs do you reside? Canada is pretty large perfect. Alberta That's not creepy at all It's not a place for anal pubes either! Wut. Or maybe it actually is his brother and the other guy got in before him . Twist: OP trashed his own house for up vote and then had the mainstream media only say there was a tornado Not sure if serious. Autism and schizophrenia are not on the same spectrum. You may wanna re-read your DSM. Says the fucking *king of walruses* .... Hoping for this one too: Girls fap too. I mean wat That's an increase in the *understanding* part. "Just" a confirmation... TIL I'm an idiot His favorite food is a cat?! This makes me wanna re-watch Lost. Soooo, you're a mechanic yet your name is wifiguy "like women" What a great mom. Seems legit ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ You sure that's not your penis? *was* ಠ_ಠ In public... I try to be a nice to people, especially fast food cashiers. Unfortunately, I turn into a complete monster when someone is tailgating me, cuts me off, or drives below the speed limit in the passing lane... MURICA ‎ Ohhhhh... you WANT some. Not, hey let's all get together and smoke a bunch. That's right Netflix. No new Firefly fans. That just gave me an interesting visual... "But Stephen Green, director of campaign group Christian Voice, said the school was attempting to ‘solve a problem that doesn’t exist’." Says the male who will never have to deal with bras in his life. *Not sure if joking or 99 year old men are genuinely into that* Stay classy Comment + username = Oh my But, the video and OP's post clearly shows his existence. Now don't get me flustered here, reddit dammit Sounds like the worst war_llama ever I'm keeping my eye on you. Saying "I'm at Byesford" is a lot different than saying "I'm at Byesford farming overkills because me and my friends beat it awhile ago and we found a way to glitch in" The last straw for me was an upvoted thread about a girl who got dumped and gloated that at least she was prettier than the new gf. All the responses were congratulating her on her victory of being "the hot one" You have made the exact same comment twice.... That is as useless as the banter going down at the bottom of this thread. Make them understand! India being a beacon of liberty for the 'weakest'... c'mon now. Jebus is watching kids I guess you havent seen the other great posts about chinese atrocities. Nasty stuff. I think he did an AMA later on though. Could be wrong. Still Was tony parker involved I'm not quite sure I'd consider Auschwitz a "Sacred Jewish Monument", bro-"ham" This dog tried to run away... He can't run away now Did he.. he did, he just said "hash tag" You guys left out Diddy and Chunky Ugh, tell me about it. I'm taking Fosamax to counter the bone density issue now. Nothing like taking drugs because of the effects of taking drugs..... I see a lot of those bottles crushed in the road. This is so true. Given the complete lack of negative coverage about the Koch Brothers in the mainstream media, we can be certain they rule over us. First result on google was "cock stuffing" Blaine Gabbert is the model of consistency. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ burn muddafukkah Haha it was totally on accident, I went to look at my stats and then ........yes haha... That's incredibly inconvenient though. Logging into your account on someone else's Xbox then having to install the game which could take forever. Then playing the single player campaign. At a friends house. Hey same here! We should go out money and people The Ke$ha one isn't really that funny. She's not filthy, like everybody thinks she is. ...WAT. Dat comment section. Again ? Still Moore touchdowns.. I dont cry at all near onions. Literally. I first really realised when me and my cousin took up the challenge of sticking a sliced onion into our eyes.. i'm also not allergic to poison ivy but i'm allergic to Lavender .. :/ It's not even being shown yet Yes you are him Cops are vied with disdain as it is it's bad enough they can carry pepper spray and we cant (please don't laugh) seriously not even funny. If they regularly carried handguns that are completely illegal every where but Northern Ireland, (where you can actually get a carry permit if in extreme need) in that case fuck them and fuck that. I'm a bit confused, if its supposed to get cheaper, why did mine go up? Mine tripled in cost! ( ) Mmmmhmm. >10,000 fb messages in just about a year now. Closest runner up is ~600. don't know if I should be proud or concerned for my social life... very not safe for work, or life. what has been seen can not be unseen you were whistling a different tune yesterday ... Yyeah, at least hopefully hey I know, let's all just keep reposting the same gif! 90 levels... "Ranch Dressing" . no kidding, that guy... Primero el nieto de Malcom X y ahora este señor, buena manera de dejar impresión México HAHAHAHAHA! OMG, you're right this is hilarious. Well, I wasn't expecting to see this here! But of all places, /r/cringepics? Maybe she wasn't the real mother. u/themonkeygrinder do you have something to tell us? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Dude, look at the upvotes. The *hoverboards* from Back to the Future Part II. "Great to stock your shelves" Thinking what I thought it was, I'm not sure why I clicked on it. Butt buds...^forever ^ ^^and ^^always FREE KARMA! It sounds like you read a bad psych 101 book. Sex is what you decide to make it. Attachment/detachment is more of a personality thing than a chemical brain addiction "solo act" "right handed power" Thank god this has no sound The utter look of defeat. Gather around mom/dad, this is what you have done As an Australian... As an Australian... That auto-complete... I find this extraordinarily easy to vigorously stroke my wang back and forth for a long period of time ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ A 12-year-old in elementary school? wat. I was 15 in my junior year of HS. Which head? Shitty music. i.e. lil Wayne *Arya gives Tibs a * Hot ladies in lingerie chase me and slap my bald head rapidly with Benny Hill music playing in the background. Everyday. Bidet? Or am I going to have to at your comment? Laundry machines don't take pennies. Black dragon? What bothers me is when people ask if I'm North Korean or South Korean. Are you fucking serious? Came from some studies showing that people with AD have poorly regulated levels of various metals in their brain. Some people thought metals caused AD. Others thought AD caused the poor regulation. Chicken and the egg. It's probably the later, but I can't imagine that smoking drugs off of foil would be good for your overall health How did you get banned from askreddit? What did you do? So I have you tagged as "Masturbates to Teen Titans". One time I convinced myself that my mom loved me calm down man, it was just a little girl who brought *her* flag to school... ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ You're wearing it wrong The thumb one does nothing to help with the reason why I bought a topside trackball... the repetitive motion(clicking ) was causing pain(carpal ..) The thumb trackball is useless to me.... Never heard of that place, are you parents from aswell? Metaphoric balls or actual balls? Actual balls appear to be normal size, metaphoric, however, elephant-with-elephantiasis huge... I guess I glazed over it I didn't actually know what you were referring to until I read the comments... I assumed it had something to to with camel toe. Ta-Da ... David Raju, or Joseph Sastry are names I've heard thrown around from time to time and was like I guess I fucked up on my claim Looking at you *native* speakers, it seems to be the usage of "then" and "than" ( ) Someone better than myself made me feel ashamed "niggling" But when half the stadium calls the umpires 'fucking blind maggots' for a bad call, that's perfectly fine. Nothing wrong with that at all. On the cross? Apparently dolphins rape for fun Printers. Mother.fuckers. "Bat Man eats a hotdog" How can you not notice your ward disappear? Space Simple Hammer? For the record. I did threw up . No bueno mi amigos Fuck me! Every time they have one I'm at work. i really hate this system. Is that one getting raped? 5 people per team? Why do all people who get Pokemon tattoos look fat? Lavish I don't know anymore... Ah the old reddit switch a *Arya gets a face* I'm guessing you had to ask someone for help making that baby... My math teacher just has sex with the students None of your business ಠ_ಠ you mean you don't know the language of ಠ_ಠ? dare you. They all look so disapproving. Judging you... You and me both man. Only place I can find them now is flightclub and ain't nobody got time for that price "Half" cookie. Learn your place anon Did anyone else notice the cat cup checked the infant with its tail? Edit: added a "?" And You lucky bastard Il a majoré dans 3-4 concours ? Or did they see the error of their previous ways and judge the rest who haven't changed by now? And started caring for themselves? Not sure if came or *came* Those greedy little humans... You're just here, trying to balance everything out, and they're all like "but... I want what THEY have" But that's *not* a sex act. Why is this the top answer?! Your username. Seriously, you changed your crest for this game? I'm too spoiled by skyrim! I bet the story is amazing tho! The graphics lose me tho like I said, I'm spoiled lol uh okay "fuck with you" Winter is coming on Mother Nature's face. Apologize to btgard right this instant, Flincher14 You... Fapped to hot problems? Bears like to eat fish. It's the same reason our homeless dress like raccoons. Because you think I do have photographic evidence of god penis ?.... Now that I have your attention ( ), you should totally check out two other bands: Аукцыон and Billy's Band. You might most certainly like them too :) except you gave your money to Coinstar Build a machine out of one of those Core 2's. Quad core if you can find one. Put in 8gb of ram. Download the free VMWare ESXi 5. Now you can create whatever type of VMs you want. I dropped a couple of extra NICs in (3 total) and created a pfsense vm so my routing and firewall are virtualized. Created a Debian vm to host a mumble server and web server, anything that is web facing. Another Debian vm does all of my usual home network stuff, git repos, database, etc. Finally a Windows VM for a couple of pieces of software that are Windows only. Did you thinking this was a mother fucking game? Ruin the thread why don't you Spurmy of all things GREAT! Let's just find another reason for people to NOT come to Detroit. Anything but Jiff should be burned! It sounded homoerotic at first, glad he wasn't have a gay orgy behind your back. You could just... you know... let it go and not damage their stuff Oh boy, I would have to say the same I greatly, greatly doubt humanity could just abandon its cradle "two deep"? No that doesn't have any connotations... I imagine this was his face during the entire thing.. he put on the face after the first spurt.. just looked up and put on that face and kept on fuckin.. "Damnit this is the one time she said yes.. I'm getting this! " Now I'm hearing all of Ansem's badass quotes in Squidward's voice I feel like you made this post simple because it is your cake-day...... no ya, they like to switch skills like they do mana/health pots Oh my. My sons name is Damon, and I always call him "my little Damon". Not anymore. .... This is not even worth disputing. At first I was trying to figure out how you load it with poop. Then when I read where it says SafeGlide Apapter I was like Legality depends on where you are. That said, there is something wrong with your boyfriend that he wants to date somebody still in high school. It's not about age, it's about the stage of life your in, and he must be incredibly stunted as a human being to be ok wi this. And what you will find is that as you grow, what ever issue is causing him to date you, will become more apparent. Perhaps Muslims like your self need to clean their own house before they start going on a tie raid on reddit, looking for a fight with those outside of Islam. It still smells.. Oh wow... first result... A ring Everyone finds cool shit at thrift shops except for me... once I was looking through handmade valentines day cards that were going to be sent to an elderly home and that line was written inside a card Kitten killer. Shithole Already asked those questions they gave extremely vague answers dude Theres a reason I'm turning to reddit for help.... I honestly don't know what to do Not sure if troll, or just really alarmist... Either way I'd like to see some proof of your claims * * Your username... Yeah. Watch more tv . Jebus Creebus, that is some wacko shit right there. >I am not a virgin (to humans ). Dude, don't give her such dirty water. It's the angle that he took the picture from making it seem as if the upper cards are stretched out and the lower ones are smaller If r/investing has taught me right, I think now is as good a time as ever to liquidate everything, and funnel it into gold, Bitcoins and Myanmar's infrastructure. Nooo!! um noo. And then there are a few thousand religions. Hey now, what's going on in here Srsly Loda... Trust me when I say it's not only other cultures they disrespect, I've seen them spitting on their emperor's tomb Blizzard, find this man. Fire your shitty ass lore crew, because wow's in for a drastic overhaul. WTF is with the most recent comment suggesting that the US should have not freed the slaves? Bacon. All things related to bacon. Nuf said By food do you mean bacon and only bacon the one and only food? That is a chimp, not a black person... I laughed too hard at this. I'm sure they will take that into consideration for their schedule ( ) 2013 will be the year of the openness of iOS? Please. And 2013 will also be the year of the Linux desktop. If you have the funds it may be worth it to get an attorney, just so your record isn't all messed up over a joint and a grinder. Three cop cars... . Parents are landlords, after two male university students moved out, we found multiple mini whips. Kind of like the stuff jockey riders use, though me and my sister suspect they were used for other things.... I hope she has nothing to do with the flaying. hmm.. as a black man who lives in Arlington.. It seems like a lot of people on the Internet were allowed to decorate their graduation cap. At my high school graduation when we all threw our hats in the air, the girl in front of me accidentally threw hers behind shoulder into my face, and the corner hit me in the eye. White trash in a tin can....well thats a first That's not the queen To answer that last question; My mom when I left for college Along with Pokemon Red, Blue, and Yellow. Taric. It was more to show the hold I used She's like 15, what the hell? And she has a *baby face*. She's adorable, not sexy. [](/otter) i was fine until the close ups... > But then she's incredibly terrifying MFW le euphoric fedora euphoric upron memebot 9001 AND MY AXE! nailed it. 420 blaze it faggot in Soviet Russia? How is what I said bullying? What is it about very tall and narrow comic strips which makes my top of the range modern smartphone, and array of various reddit reader and mobile browser apps, completely unable to properly display them Millennium era turtles? MFW le euphoric fedora euphoric upron memebot 9001 AND MY AXE! nailed it. 420 blaze it faggot in Soviet Russia ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) to the left gem /u/GodOfAtheism wut? u/linkfixerbot upboat? You forgot the sweet roll. Dude... We're still waiting. They've been rumoured for years, we were promised them any day now about 6 weeks ago. Still got 2006 for now Wrong seeds A book is literature and a game isn't? You don't say. Tell me more Nostradamus... ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Sure! Why hasn't anyone thought of this before!? Why don't we just give them all armbands and put them in train cars and ship them off to Poland because they aren't like us. I swear you are my best friend but I dont think he reddits She looks 12. And yet not nerdy enough to find and post the link... It's shit like this that makes me hate humanity even more than I already do. ლ( ლ) Shit it's $22/$24 for a six pack in oz. God damn it, you got there before me ( ) You had only 1 manual save for your 130h game on Fallout 3?  If I were the ocean or any other body of water, I'd be like . HAHA So funny! Are you Tom? J? Farrell? "Arya was right under his nose all the time, wasn't *he*" Mordekaiser Oh sorry you're right it's photoshopped. oh he got a lot more than just the tip Wouldn't be surprised if this whole entire thread was a marketing ploy for these products...hmmm... Will go to charity. The part where it's just skin and nerve endings. Bras? For little girls? I'm both. Yes I did. Disgusting as it sounds. Awesome. Is that a nice horchata juice to go with the Latin music? Or thug juice to go with the free style? Oh, what I have done. Anyone else notice the connection from the girls' necks?... Talk about cheerleader effect... I didn't even notice him at first. One minor detail of the training scene that bothered me: when he generates that minigun...it spits out real brass. Soak-a Still pissed? > Gas tank. I don't want to live on this planet anymore. R5 looks kinda pissed. I wanted to buy a bong for 420. It was going to cost about tree fiddy. Then I broke my arms. I was le sad. My feels were over 9000. So I prayed to Ron Paul and Carl Sagan until I was euphoric.(wearing my fedora helped) Ron told me in soviet russia that he took an arrow to the knee. If I could upboat or upron a conversation, I would have upvoted that one. I then looked to the left (where the upvotes are) and he nailed it. He made that face he always makes, you know this one. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It was a gem. Then came along a couple of Christians. They suggested we ordered Papa Johns, I enlightened them that Papa Johns is literally hitler. Then they tried to show me a photo proving gOD was real. It was photoshopped, I could tell by the pixels. As I walked home from my journey it started raining cats and dogs. Nope it was just Chuck Testa. The wadsworth constant usually shouldn't be used for reading comments...read the whole thing. Choosy Doms choose Jif... Fucking Gargoyles man Hodor First issue of fall 2012. I designed it. Saw it as soon as it printed. I tried playing through BioShock 1 and got pretty bored because it was another darkly set shooter. BioShock a infinite immediately grabbed my attention because of the colorful art style. I am swearing off dark, militaristic shooters next-gen. I'm just done with that crap. My TV can show 16.7 million different colors, fking use them please. Geologist.... or Hydrologist? Meme-ad I...I thought that was shaved backhair. I just picture OP hanging out and laughing in a Home Depot parking lot, playing with shopping carts... employees just The majority who voted or do vote for such things are, and as the voting majority they are sadly representing your state. As are those people who are put into office. I'm not saying this about every individual, it may even be 45% against 55%. Only for those idiots who are getting away with this nonesense in this day and age. Hurry and take over your state and add some common sense to the politics! because there could only possibly be one copy of that photo... and also because every photo is posted to reddit before any other site on the Internet... and also because the "owner" of the "original" photo is always the first person to post it to reddit... yea that makes sense. They're 14 Oh gods... My friend nearly killed me with tickling once, no joke. He pinned me down on the floor, and wouldn't stop tickling me, while I desperately fought for air. I almost suffocated, and the worst part is - there was a second friend there, who just sat and watched. I cried for help, but he never did help me, since he thought I am having such a *good time*. Have an upvote for reminding me of times past. Every time I see these flipping black borders I don't know if I'm more annoyed at the picture itself, or the fact that someone has blatantly screen shotted when you can just hold your finger down and save the damn photo ヽ( )ノ what gives op So, I've sat with a 15 year old sobbing in my arms, 23 weeks pregnant. By her Uncle. You think she had an easy choice? What do you think she should've done? Because nowhere in my concept of a Divine Being would she have to bear an incestuous child borne of repeated abuse and rape. Yes, it's an extreme example, but I have actually been there with a patient. So don't tell me about choice. Yes, 23 weeks is late, and if you try to tell me or that sobbing 15 year old child that the pregnancy forced onto her is some sort of miracle, then you are a sick fuck. Yep I'm not normally one to swear, but that is fucking ridiculously creepy and never, ever entering my home Oh god yes, the tipping . Best way to confuse tourists, and in my experience many places simply expect you to know how this works, even though it's only common in US. In Japan they are not allowed to accept tips. If you leave any, they will come running after you, saying you forgot some money. I am so glad that you said this. Not a personal attack.........but I think the same thing when I look at people who wear these. #lemmingZ... Imagine lemming zombies. I know right! Maybe it's just dumb luck but I see thieves fleeing the scene with Cavalier seat backs ALL THE TIME! ლ( ლ) Woman gave birth in the water which her family is now sitting in. Basically, they're all bathing in afterbirth right now. Cute.... He will smother you with a pillow while your sleeping, I suggest you finish him off first This website is disgusting. You still wipe your ass before bidet I read the other day that Neptune's Kiss is when you sit down and your junk dips in the water, now I'm confused. WTF is happening? Not really cosplay And then you ended in random hotel FU. Yeah, that's what alarms are for. , That made no sense Assuming that was true... Whiscash, I don't know how I feel about this we can smell the American on you from a mile away r/incest? I hope that dog isn't licking what I think he's licking. . . ... Is your penis in the Mr. Photogenic person's back? He got a handjob from his mother??? ##### le brave bot If she had to take him to court for him to discuss their relationship I don't think there is much point now Are you retarded? His wife was right beside him also yelling at that cops not to come inside..... This sounds like something that would happen in Afghanistan what's going on? I bet at one point she was thin, and defined the size of her cloths in the back of her mind. Now she no longer tries things on in the store, and has been slowly growing into it like a German sausage. "a kid in my dorm" OP has photographed his own pubes for karma and shall be downvoted for it. Came here to cross-post my shot...and I see it's already been taken care of. Thanks fake-OP... Avoid the El Rio Area at all costs just like you would avoid Colonia please. /r/bestiality I don't know, it kinda looks like Is it that hard to click 2 times instead of 1? Well, maybe you spare about 0.3 seconds depending of your mouse speed and accuracy. BMW headlights. Typically there is an actual story. ლ( ლ) Its awesome seeing someone who's in the "community" is actually a shark. Karma is good with this one Appears to be a condom filled with milk that OP tossed into a tree. Tell us OP, are you lying to us ? The Ventura County Star needs to get better editors and people to proofread their material. I can't believe they would charge to view some of their articles. Most of the information they provide is crap! 5/27/13 I am now an old timer I just looked up that preacher. I never said they were new lol. But you are right, i own a trucks beat to shit from mall parking lots. I'm black and I hate my kind. This pic is creepy! The thumbnail shows a different face from the actual full size version.. Yes, because $40 million is the amount of harm here. She's currently 13 Cool. Free diarrhea ** ** It's actually worse that you're following a 13 year old. That's the new peer review everyone is talking about? i stared at this gif for around a minute before realizing what was wrong.. now i feel retarded.. Im a freshman in high school right now and I was going to apply for it but my parents dilly dallied and then my sister threw a fit so instead of me going on exchange this summer were going on a cruise this summer! Preparation... I want to poke his belly Kinda derpy expression had... Once I played from the moment I woke up (probably 10ish) until about 1am. I had a problem. Damn, i should have added "indians" in the title! That would have made it relevant! Wow, Aaron Harang pitched a 4 hit shutout tonight. That's cool, we have Hernandez Haha... I'm actually a lot like my mom personality wise. I recently realized the girls I dated in the past were more like my dad. Yeah cuz ima be close enough to look at its eyes I down voted it. It is. Laptop + Paper tissue That aged well Redditor for 29 minutes. Not sure if OP's blind date.. ":D" What's the first? TL;DR: I shit you not, I once got a 400 second one Okay, I know I might get some crap for posting this here, but I have a story about "in-flight babies" that completely changed my perspective on flying with kids. So, I was on a shuttle flight from Seattle to Portland last month (about a 45 min duration). An uppity older couple who had almost tripped me on their way to the plane because the wife was trying to take a picture with her iPad sat behind a mother and (gasp) her crying infant. The mother looked positively disheveled and was having a hell of a time juggling all of her luggage and trying to keep her baby calm. The couple behind her shoot dirty looks at the back of her head and then proceed to complain to the flight attendant that they couldn't hear any of the safety briefing (cuz we all know that shit is so important ). The woman apologized profusely for her infant's crying and a nice couple in the front row even offered to trade seats with them. But no, these fuckers had to stay right where they were to offer all sorts of terrible parenting advice and snarky commentary, it was honestly more annoying than the baby. Right when I had mustered up the courage to tell them to STFU, the mom SNAPPED. IT WAS GLORIOUS. It was like a mama grizzly bear- "This is his third flight of the day! He's tired, I'm tired, he's in tears, I'm in tears- we're running east coast time, can you please just show a little compassion?". At this point, my eyes were welling up and I wanted desperately to slow clap or reach across the aisle and give that woman a hug. The couple tried to continue the argument with "we're running east coast time too!" but they were silenced by the dirty glares of an entire Bombardier Q400. I really like that even the mods say stuff like this, Reddit is a great place. (Karmanaut excluded ) /r/incest But soaz is saving the other banana for rekkles Tongue pronounced as tong No. You're a sick, twisted, little man. As a type 1 diabetic, this is why I no longer get sodas when out. I once watched a server fill my cup half way with regular, shake his head when he realized his error and finish with diet. Nope, not gonna work for me - sugars in the high 300's are not fun. Gangnam Style jokes are so 2012. its purple and i dont remember it Huh? Exchanging foreign language profanities, one of the most common things people do when facing a new language, is considered a hint? Gee. I don't even... Inb4 Razer Only medical exemptions should be allowed. Sparkles was saved by dad and yet angrily attacked him daily after for it?? Asshole cat...ungrateful cat.. "He's ugly therefore he's dumb". The death of Aeries. When Sepiroth murdered that little flower girl I was filled with sadness and anger. Not only was she my favourite character, I spent ages levelling her up Only legendary ive found in a box was a flakker Watched the whole thing a few years ago, it's sick but there's worse out there. Money. That's how. Lets spend more on finding out that's how they get out of things ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ or you could try not piling the heat-generating drives on top of one another.ლ( ლ) After this interaction I am seriously considering investing in a Kiji...and putting sliver queen back in.... And a Krenko all in my slivers Came here today this I usually take the animations heavily into account. I recently made a warrior and was comparing animations between Undead and Pandaren when I saw that the male pandaren belly would have their solid plate armor flop around like a water balloon I didn't do it What has happened to reddit? Well i dont know who has the best (because i think its more of a preference thing) ill tell you who has the worst. Edmonton Oilers - Pitbull, Don't Stop the Party. WHY OILERS WHY. ... what. I thought crumpets had like fruit in them You would know He'll be just as messed up as the rest of us who were unwanted and know it. Copy paste bug... we meet again You are your boyfriend? That guy was a total db. Talk about an ambush just to create controversy. You've put an awful lot of thought into a joke HAHAHA... Heimerdinger and Teemo "Normals are also competitive. Lost of ppl hate the stress of ranked so they only play normal." ლ( ლ) That tone arm alone is worth several hundred bucks Try ^ ⌘ eject. All I see are Ying Yang Twins singles I was THERE...Where were *YOU*? Well...get to it, Sora! Grinding in parties. It really looks like sex with clothes on! No hay tigres aztecas Totally makes sense, right? " the kitchen look like a religious gamer took a shit into a kaleidoscope." how dare you make me laugh while I was eating salad People seriously let their kids talk to them this way? If and when I have kids, there will be none of this. You so much as mouth back I'll take all my stuff and leave you with a mattress on the floor. you have a deep love for latos? The Composer. He will throw it out in a few months so we can shove it into our ears and rejoice Br? Br? Huehuheueheue This one of the many reasons why many environmental groups don't like PETA. They simply don't think things through. It's like their board of directors are a bunch of wild chimps throwing their shit as a wall covered in idea. Ocelots ... aka dwarf leopards. Fuckin lol. We've got *actual* leopards here in my country & yet the consensus is pretty clear that Australia has more scary animals. Why do you only have one game installed Mine was for that terrible Next Great American Baker show. They really liked me at first, but it was ultimately decided though I had "the look", I was too normal. So basically by their logic, the more the dogs suffer, the tastier their meat will be. These days, there's so many authors with so many interpretation of DC and even Marvel characters. If you ever read *World War Hulk*, my response to you would be " ". Actually I'm American Death does strange things to people. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Oh, so this ಠ_ಠ is what that ಠ_ಠ button does. Sweet So that's where my stolen bike ended up. Wow that's my sisters name!!!!!!!! why you no guess my name?? (sarcasm) It used to be white ._ ,ಠ ಠ ಠ ಠ. ,ಠ ಠ_ಠ , _ `. ,ಠ / `-- ;) ,ಠ / ,ಠ / * * The way the thumbnail is cropped on Alien Blue shows some creepy-looking bug thing with the words "Eat your piness". Okay, guys, stop. This is becoming creepy. >... if most of us are going Purple ketchup didn't exist until the 2000's Before what? What if I PM you mine? Can I, uh, get some of them samples? Shit.. i came. Those last seconds are unexpected. lol This...this HAS to be a joke. Please let it be a joke Tell me about it The title rhymes injustice raped it and it sounded like dre The sound of beards being scratched. I think I just threw up I'll take one! φ( )Ψ I broke 2 toes my wrist and 1 finger at the beginning of the year. it sucked ball No , charge for me Why do you think "Meat him" ┌∩┐( )┌∩┐ If you're fat and taste like vomit, I'd hate to see what your molester looks like. What I hate in ARAM the most is when we have an adc that goes AP, Attack Damage carries scale the best late game and our adc has no constant damage for late game fights. Does this piss anyone else off? What the does this have to do with atheism? I'm gonna need some examples please. He didn't click "ok". He clicked "finish". No, it had nothing to do with boobs You took an actual Television Screen Shot. Felix Pie. I went on a tour of Calabria in 2011 to see where my Dads side of the family came from. Best vacation of my life, absolutely awesome place and way of life. Sadly, when we visited Tropea it was quite chilly and kinda windy and rainy... right up until we had to start heading back to the bus, then the sun came out and it got quite hot Hey, that's classified. If he didn't tell Master Guns, why would he tell you? Unless, you are ONI!? This exact same video was already posted 13 hours ago. It's even on the front page of this subreddit I see it too what the fuck did I just read Those Friggen scarecrow missions I was serious what kind of meat are you buying at $2/lb? I cracked my head open on the corner of a table last year. The doctor stuck a bandaid meant for one of those shots you get on your arm. He pointed to his forehead and told me "I got my scar from playing hockey." I think he was calling me a pussy. I needed 8 stitches. What are you planning OP? Hahaha or just wayyyyyyy too much nail polish Maybe it's just me, but I think Spurs/Pacers finals would be more entertaining than Spurs/Heat. Ratings will probably dip but seeing Timmy and Roy Hibbert go at it would be incredible. Always had a thing for seeing big men go at it ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Facebook is your standard of a trustworthy company? Corn dogs. You forgot Sivir I'm pretty sure science. Why did you throw it at your wall? Although, can you imagine the distance someone would fly if they fell out of that thing? It's like a giant Goliath slingshot "Sleep deprived" When they had nicer gear than me Dat scary doll shoe >latexDevil Going back to bed, now. it was supposed to be a happy cat face Dem eyebrows That happened to a friend of mine... But he came out by himself *Summary:* Look, a rock shaped vaguely like an animal. Or it even could be, man those are some nice tits -> next pic, oh look at that ass..fuck it I'm jerking off -> next pic, fuck where have I seen the birthmark before? I'm not proud of your grammar, though. Syso alt space The difference is that a child does not blow up buildings and legislate against science in the name of being a helicopter. But if a celebrity said it, it must be right. I like sea shepherd, they are certainly more upfront and productive than some other environmental groups, but that request seem rather oblivious to the average supporter. I used to be friends with a girl who would insist on going to fancy steakhouses, then order the filet mignon extra well and *butterflied to make absolutely sure.* Our waiters always kind of got a permanent expression on their faces, but complied. Then she would complain that my medium-rare ribeye was absolutely disgusting and she couldn't even look at it. WHY ARE WE AT A STEAKHOUSE YOU CUNT? God that girl was awful. I'm glad I could get this off my chest. I just want to upgrade it to snow leopard though... Not start from installing osx again... But thanks anyway Abused an intended feature... Do you know what abused means? ಠ_ಠ "Rather large" ...risk what? Stop trying to give me away I wish I knew this was a website. I bought the book ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Bet he had a fun day. Erm...Dad? ''Wayne Gretzky card thing'' i am le stoner wizard You're supposed to edit out the usernames Bing? Ripster is subscribed to /r/redditlaqueristas The writers are redditors. Or at least one of them is. I have the same blue tweed.. I've worn it once Absolutely! Ok this is fun. Let's say all drugs are available OTC and you need to be 18 to buy them. I imagine these coporations will be getting sued left and right, unless the same law the applies at ski resorts applies to legalized narcotics (the only that kinda forbids you from sueing resorts because you willingly took the risk to ski down the mount around a bunch of trees and broke your neck). I imagine they will provide the cleanest, purest drugs the world has ever seen. Probably preloaded syringes with H ready to go with the proper, knock you socks off dose that won't kill you will be available. Nightclubs will be just like Studio 54 was in the 70's except with much less body hair. Snoop Dogg (Lion. Whatever. LIGAF) will be running for governor of California and he will be endorsed by High Times. You can offer you employees speed so they can get those fuckin' TPS reports out on time for once. Extasy? Shit, every waterpark, movie theater, theme park, night club, bath house and anywhere with ample music and color lighting will be selling out of vending machines. I think I just made myself hard fanticizing all of this. You.. Don't know.. Lance? I would tone down the animal talk just a bit. I see you even have a cat phone case "I rarely leave the relief of my couch" ** ** I think it was in that room with the execution scaffold in the prison. QUARTERING Pretty sure it's 300 ლ( ლ) I don't like muffins or pie 3 miles to those 'muricans keeping track. 1 hour to those who like to go out for a leisurely stroll on a cool spring evening. This kind of sounds good now This dumb twat looks like a real winner. Nothing similar on the AH? *** *** My daughters have a penis pipe. ...fine ** ** google+ hmmmm thank you? I'm not really sure the USMNT could have scheduled two scarier friendlies before three WC qualifiers than Belgium and Germany.. Haha I don't do any drugs. I have friends that deal as well as buy and that's what I normally see. Thanks smartass. An iron sword... Feel safer already wait it has sharpness 1 wooooh Do I even want to know where that man is keeping his diamonds? I got more of a look on the drivers face. ...poo boys? I tried to catch a Relicanth with my Master Ball in my original Sapphire/first game. The worst part? It escaped the ball... I heard what you said. ** ** LOL DAE UPPERCASE USERNAMES?! AND RELEVANT USERNAME AMIRITE Get out. GOD, YES! You remind me of the Prof. Oak, but you actually give out interesting info...your only drawback is that you don't give out free Pokemon Oh god this happened in my server, my inventory was full of ink sacs they were going through a dungeon too. "...every black day I ever stopped you." Implying that gay people will sleep with any other person Ya know how people sometimes would respond with a after something like that? So wait...now you're mad at me because I didn't qualify for my jobs benefits? huh...ok. That's interesting because it is obviously something I have no control over. And you think I don't understand how risk works....while not being covered under medical insurance Like this. Wait, wut Ear canal....Wut? That's some higher level shit than bot flies. I dont know what "oh" this should be. ┬──┬◡ﾉ( ﾉ) So I wonder what all of the female newscasters at FOX think about this Good joke. Don't understand the down votes. Holy crap small world! Haha no bars left here my friend valley inn is now a napa, of which I'm employed, and the hye life shut down a few years ago. Sad days Yea that's what I figured. I just happened to have a few extra bucks layin around in a PayPal account, and at the time it was a lot easier to justify the spending on that account than a credit card or something, so I did it and crossed my fingers for the best. At least of I am out the money it wasn't my rent for the next month or trip to the grocery store. Ill definitely survive, but it still sucks. O well live and learn I guess. I had just finished building my lower when this all came out and I guess I got a bit too excited thanks your kind words regardless...hah I assumed the end goal was to shoot said treed bear. I was . But what you described/clarified sounds amazing. Cisco complaining that someone is a monopoly. Jesus, that looked hard. I used to collect those, and then hand them to the cashier as we paid, thinking I somehow helped out the store. Just that's the only way to describe my reaction. (ﾉ ）ﾉ ︵┻━┻ I feel for you op. going through something similar. Getting ready to schedule my colonoscopy Your right I should have known Yeah... I thought that YouTube had anti shake mode? Are you calling him fat? "New York Jets select Sanchez as season starter" *S....Stuck?!?!?!?!* This guy must be new. Shankings are like the *Fight Club* of this team. You don't talk about them It's like the face has a stroke. What's the point of having an iPhone if you disable all the main services? 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Why, don't-cha know that gangbangers and other criminals will now not be able to buy ammo because of the background checks, just like they can't get guns. Nobody knows you're a highschooler on the internet... *NOBODY* I think I'm terrified, but I'm not entirely sure. I hate it, but that is just when my grandpa is the one who leaves it up. He pees THEN puts the damn toilet seat up, or that's what I assume happens. I just know that when I put my hand on the seat to put it down when it is up, I get pee on my hand I'm sick of the muthafukking Druids on this muthafukking hang-glider! We STILL constantly fight about the way he hangs his clothes on the hanger. The hanger should make the top of a question mark with the shirt facing front. He hangs them all sorts of wonky ways! I think now he does it to piss me off so I hang all the laundry for him! Oh yeah... I would actually pay if my local newspaper circulated articles like these! H8 U VC Star!! Does it do tricks? what is wrong with you ...... Except for the guy tailing you....... Or the GUYS are lying like they do now ( ) *Best* Good fuckin Christ, I would pimp slap the guy each time I saw him on principle alone. I work at best buy for computers. It's hard enough to grasp the concept of why the touch pad is where it is. Now, try and grasp it and than try and sell it to the lovely customers that come in. " sir the touchpad is suppose to be there it's not broken." Right, because you totally didn't take a picture of your own bumper sticker and make up a heroic story, Still better than the crazy sand people of the ME. But still The tornado we had did not make it to Missouri. You shouldn't say our tornado split your tree. You should say the storm system that produced our tornado split your tree. You know no one really cares if this is your highest rated comment but you, right? No need to add in a 4 line edit for a 1 line, mediocre comment Segmentation fault oooooooooooooooh 1 rare spoiled, 1 uncommon, Jewish girlfriend? Goddammit you fuck. Now I have to get out of bed and make cheese on toast She knows what you really use Facebook for. Some of the comments on that website are...well...intriguing. Yeah, that's the word I was looking for, intriguing. There's an edmundo in my league too Not trying very hard. I went in and asked if the Zelda Windwaker remake release date had been announced yet. They asked me what system it was for. Graphically? She wants the . Or that they look the exact same So me and my gf were living at her mothers house, she is taking a bath, I come in to pee. We have spontaneous sex with her in crab walk position on tub, while her sister is on the other side of the door yelling what we're doing, sister is 10, we tell her I'm using bathroom, she some how get door unlocked walks in and stares, I flip around to the toilet trying to hide my dick, moment killed, don't think much of it, gf gets out of the bath and we pick up where we left off in our bed room, little sister comes in again through unlocked door to 'see what were doing' again. Turned out she was watching through a hole in the door so glad I'm out of that house Dude. Don't fucking joke about The Human Abstract making new music. That is some serious shit right there Liquids cooled desktop to Alienware to Razer Blade LPT: when people request sauce, they're not asking you to identify the male porn star. Shockingly, you were able to do it by only seeing his cock... Let me know if it works. I'd love to actually have my gauges. As soon as this image loaded, I LIke How It Feels by Enrique Iglesias came on the TV The amount of pictures he posts of Alvina... There's a shit ton of cocaine in that picture. Trickier still, they're both one in the same. Netflix put this under "feel-good movies" Yeah, consistency and coherence always ruins everything. As a pot smoker I don't want my bud to be branded. > Filipino here: Same thing... thanks Spain Don't. Trust. Spain. . Yeah! The guy asks me "Hey man. You ever hunt deer?" Me: "Nah" Guy: "Do you know what they have on their heads?" Me: The plane in the back looks like its doing one of these Yeah, it's really REALLY dumb. People complained that RO2 was being dumbed down when it was released, then action mode came along and everyone was like , but now that's considered **the default mode of the game**. I don't think anyone talks anymore. And most of them have had kids . Everyone except the girl I was there to hang out with.....were roommates....which is weird. Shit could get weird if I answer this Isn't Portugal ahead of France in the Uefa club ranking ? I don't see any Portuguese club crests Newegg! I have done this with 2 800Ds. One time I got 15 the other time I got 20 I'm not sure if the police investigation would be wrapped up very quickly or take quite a while. I just took the survey and I'm #2 I'm not saying OP is the artist. . I'm suggesting that the original artist is the one who creates these pictures, and is the original OP on the internet. Probably the HP Pavilion dv* series. The whole strip along the top is touch sensitive, and is nothing but a source of frustration and anguish. You forgot your tampon Cishet? The 12th phone down... Nokia You "think"? How do you not know? This is not making sense... Why would anyone reinforce that? My least favorite retort to this is "Better robots, than humans." ** ** You should be ashamed of yourself ^I ^had ^to ^check ^the ^spelling ^on ^focal.ie it's called a joke....... Like a boss Raped to death while listening to gangnam style... Could be worse I guess Also fish poop in the hookah water? Why? Why did you do this to me Valve conspiracy! ... that's probably why they made the max prize pool to only 3.2M ! Sounds like you know my ex-boyfriend? Don't forget how he smokes a bowl of weed then goes to pick up his 3 year old daughter from daycare Put the lube away, dude, she's not gonna do it just because you suggested it. I am 100% sure I have played with some with that exact name he's everywhere This is it everybody!! This is the reddit thread that is going to change inefficiency in a bureaucracy! Thank you OP. Pissing in water bottles is nasty though My mom is one of these people. She also watches Ancient Aliens on the "History Channel" and listens to conspiracy talkshows on the radio all day. Total advertiser. (lol) NO. You are an evil pitchfork speculator on the way to the 1%! ಠ_ರೃ --> "a scientist-cum-showman" Yes, 1.75". 3 pair because the 5 wheel and the 35" wouldn't mount on the carrier without it. Skyrim, I'll be a dragon. Animals are not an exception right? RIGHT? My neighbor has both a toddler and a dog and she seems to do fine >^ [le]terally came when you said this ‎ have all my le upswags le brave sir You really suggest the *yamhill pub* to meet up and get laid? Get the fuck out of there, OP. ┌( )┘ Nah, we're quite late in this waiting game so there has to be a harvest this round (or the next) jif... I see what you did there... Looks about as smooth... And as real as a Barbie doll... Slipsters Ke--Naidel. Dude .. "Swag" Dildos.... Not a drug dealer brain in the lot of you. cocaine especially gets cheaper in bulk purchase.... 183/ gram? Are you out of your fucking mind? Once. I have you tagged as Mediocre Penis The bothersome thing is that in life or death situations prayer "always works," cause if you pray *and live,* "God saved you," if you pray *and die* they'll just say you didn't pray... Cakes usually are when they're fresh out of the oven. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Because your brother is a local account executive. But there was a completely empty parking spot across the street. Why the driver park there is beyond me. My grandfather is 82 years old and I see him get these cramps in his calf. The first time I saw it I yelled, "Whoa, pap-pap, your leg's having a seizure." and he just looked down and said "oh, I can't even feel them anymore." Wait. Why are you reading a pornography script again? I do not have a penis. ... People pay money to bubble their butt up? ** ** Goddamn right I am It doesn't ruin the challenge, but yeah it's certainly less impressive. Look! I have an X-Wing in a freezer bag! Wear that dress, OWN that dress At least he got the proper idea with the line. I work in a Shakespeare gift shop with a skull piggy bank and 9 times out of 10 somebody picks it up with the "To be, or not to be" soliloquy. It makes me want to . Totally going to walk up to booths near the Rock Band setup and ask for MrSpecialSauce... Only the Last of Us won't play this demo An order. So. Much. Blood. I just wanted some titties :( Did you really just use a fucking hashtag Yeah, let's make light of someones horrific death. Best part is its next to her chest WHY THE FUCK DOES HE KEEP PUCKERING UNNECESSARILY?! Those abs She was very pleased. But it's what my mother taught me! A few cases I change out regularly, stylus and a new Mazda 6. A surprisingly high number of these aren't actually inventions riot always seems to be contradicting on what they say thanks! took you long enough > ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Ama napla naca nalpa nama Yeah, those guys demonstrating for your rights. those whack hippies! I would make sure America has the metric system I think I need to just keep my history open for when I click these links so I can delete it immediately. That's a moth Oh no...I've seen all ours. Underclocked to ~600GHz Like you? *via 9gag* ..... disassembling two weapons at the same time Not sure if you meant when she was being born or that you fucked your sister Redditor for 7 minutes "Thanks a latte." Great, that's exactly what we need, something to further elevate the perception of snobbishness of the cycling community and widen the us & them mentality of cars and bikes That's the joke. Never have I ever cringed so much Count in the arms as legs... ( ' ) Thanks, although that my wife's and her ex boyfriend's names. So serious...makes you wonder if he would really do it. Condoms don't go on your fist, either Actually, I've sent you a message with the actual nickname ( or atleast I think I've sent ). Kinda newbie to reddit, so yeah, I'm trying to figure out a few things. Hey Will, your son, stop buying his way into movies and shoving him down the film industries throat. I think that's exactly what I did. They sucked me in to marketing it for them! Don't even trip man. I understand not everyone has that kind of money or don't want to spend that much. I don't even buy my tea Completely accurate. I saw no glitter in this movie. I'm not going to assume everyone knows there's a second movie. I'd just read the article, it was in my head so I wrote it. They did a great job of getting me to innocently promote it for them Just excited about the sequel, that's all. No sinister intentions. what were you doing with the other hand? They block her face...but still display her name. DPS, OD. I remember hearing a guy in my community college class offhandedly mention to the teacher that he had been coughing up blood lately. The teacher asked if he had went to the doctor, and he just said that he couldn't afford it. I hate my country's healthcare system Yes, I often find cosplayers to be violent and "freaks". Holy shit he actually did something A buddy of mine told me his girlfriend had her ass against him while they were laying in bed and she farted on him. He got kind of mad about it, but she told him to calm down since that was just her butt giving him kisses I'm pretty sure that I just got put in some FBI registry by clicking that. Who am I kidding? I'm in a lot of them by now with all the shit I've clicked on Reddit Oh god...those guys. THOSE. GUYS I spent literally an hour killing them. After failing miserably, I finally tried the poison arrows. Shoot one of them 3 or 4 times with the poison arrows and then hide behind one of the pillars. It takes a while but does wonders against them. Well I had a lot to say but in the end decided that it wouldn't do anyone any good so I deleted it Why was there so much black at the end of the video? My link is purple. You need new friends. That a is totally unacceptable to say to another human being. (┛ )┛彡┻━┻ (┛ )┛彡┻━┻ 5 year old?! Does he like that? My mal sleeps in rain. I can't get her inside when she does, it sux cause then she will get inside and bolt to our bed or couch where she will soak either. TIL the portal gun is a weapon.... I feel the need to share that I gave myself a neon rainbow mani with black and white fuzzy coat and my gf just told me they look like ingrown pubes that was at least 80% of all the comments! The one in the title The safe Fuuuuck I posted this yesterday and got down voted . Damnit reddit I'm having a hard time understanding what is even going on in this photo. The one about ..... THE SAFE Pin the tail on mah NUTS. 10,000 cents That doesn't match up at all no need to be salty Oh, well that sounds lovely... I do now......lol I no brain today! No matter how old you are, the word 'dick' will always make you giggle. Be it a name, insult, or whatever else, it is a fucking hilarious word. 6'2 is so lame, good thing I'm 5'14 instead. Oh wait... ( )>⌐■-■ He was am amazing jumper too Well that's the first I've heard of that one... You do realize you could've banged Misty, May, Dawn and hell, even Iris? Unless... Brock's watching you is too distracting? I say cinema and I live in Illinois. He skinned a human including cutting off the penis. Holy shit! That is a horrible person! why do people have to be so mean?! France, what were you wearing in the beginning? I see your point. I just have a small town mindset, I forget the rest of the Internet is big and full of different folks who disagree with and generally hate other people.... That's WAS horrible what's your fav line then? My god! I wanna go downvote all of his posts, but I know it means nothing..... GO SHTILLERS!! (My go-to is Go Pens, but after tonight ... ) >mfw le feels le cannot be contained ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ‎]( >Edit: ಠ_ಠ‎ಠ_ಠ‎ಠ_ಠ‎ಠ_ಠ‎ಠ_ಠ‎ಠ_ಠ‎ಠ_ಠ‎ಠ_ಠ‎ಠ_ಠ‎ಠ_ಠ‎ಠ_ಠ‎ಠ_ಠ‎ಠ_ಠ‎ಠ_ಠ‎ಠ_ಠ‎ಠ_ಠ‎ಠ_ಠ‎ಠ_ಠ‎ಠ_ಠ‎ಠ_ಠ‎ಠ_ಠ‎ಠ_ಠ‎ಠ_ಠ‎ಠ_ಠ‎ಠ_ಠ‎ಠ_ಠ‎ಠ_ಠ‎ಠ_ಠ‎ಠ_ಠ‎ಠ_ಠ‎ಠ_ಠ‎ಠ_ಠ‎ಠ_ಠ‎ಠ_ಠ‎ಠ_ಠ‎ಠ_ಠ‎ಠ_ಠ‎ಠ_ಠ‎ಠ_ಠ‎ಠ_ಠ‎ಠ_ಠ‎ಠ_ಠ‎ಠ_ಠ‎ಠ_ಠ‎ಠ_ಠ‎ಠ_ಠ‎ಠ_ಠ‎ಠ_ಠ‎ಠ_ಠ‎ಠ_ಠ‎ಠ_ಠ‎ಠ_ಠ‎ಠ_ಠ‎ಠ_ಠ‎ಠ_ಠ‎ ‎ [meta] because that's exactly what people who have fallen into premarital sexual sin want- to be given some terrible label and make them feel like lepers while all the TrueChristians^tm are off worshiping and being free. If you check out my stuff, this is actually the first time I have ever used the face. Yes, because that makes me super happy. Why does that have a CNBC logo?.. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ that dog is so fucking happy I dunno, I've never been in the situation. Though I would definitely try it! :P Well no they can't charge his cc because he's not there to enter his pin. I'd be a bit worried if he left his pin with them...! And the card... Born and raised on bagged milk and your comment made me say wtf. Huh... a mess? Shit even the wiki tells you how to fix that mistake. You just cut a hole on the opposite side, so air can flow in - this way the bag doesn't go limp on you and pour elsewhere. Those fridge magnets are just a gimmick dude, scissors work wonders! And, I dunno... I never noticed a smell haha. I don't see how being able to pour a carton vs bagged milk would be much more difficult for a kid - you even get a handle with the milk jug. 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Like wtf they are so.....Normal I wasn't until just then... Doesn't everybody? Dammit, you're right. a son a badass one > ////\ ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ/\\\ John! Get out of Scientology! You're too good for that Cult! Because you prefer the company of men...naked ones. I am just worried that it says used. You should use the money to buy a cat. They are extremely good at crossing roads Can you give me a left handed handjob? Smokescreen story Me gusta. I'm pretty sure Walmart is really an exact embodiment of America so I think you're boycotting America, terrorist. There are times with double doors where you want both doors to open with one input - or times you want double sliding glass block piston doors. Basically something to switch it up from a single door/pressure plate combo to make the world a nicer place o god ... ty i guess. Wow and they're saying to put 2-3 fish in it Most of me looks at my first love and thinks of her like this -_______-, a smaller part like this , and then there's this tiny, tiny part that constantly thinks of her and the future like this (°⌣°) Whoah Hahaha the funniest part was that I refused to get up early to drive him to the (60 mile) ride, so he decided to just ride (25 miles) *to* the ride... Thanks! My daughter decided to wake me up at 6:30am...she knew it was my birthday This is cute, until you realize it isn't his daughter . Go austerity! That cum was brownish in color. MFW I realize I read that entire. Fucking. Block of text: You know, I tried a reverse image search and didn't find anything. I know I've seen him before, though. I'm starting to think this guy tends to do this on a regular basis. not to be a thread-crapper, but I personally try and use as much stainless steel tumblers as possible. Only because I tend to drop and break glass/ ceramic items, and I'm tired of stepping on glass. Are you comparing someone that harmed no one to Hitler? she's all like Why is this .jpg moving like a .gif Atheism and theism refer to a belief, gnostic and agnostic refer to knowledge. You can mix and match. So, some atheists are agnostic. Came here to say i'm not a jew Instead of just showing up with a dog, why not surprise her with a trip to the shelter? I noticed a couple errors in the "Connections" section. Dick Hallorann saves Will Hanlon from the fire at the Black Spot, not Mike, and Joe Hill's book is NOS-4A2, not NOS-4R2. ...other than asking the author to give you a free copy. . Your blog might be better regarded in this sub if you focused on the quality and content of your reviews. Until then, please stop reposting blogspam. Are their roads that leave Bergen? OP is this your video? are you the skinny blonde kid? You can't say it didn't work once... Do you not remember how the USA was *founded*? Again I'm all for diverse, just not for the sake of being diverse. Otherwise we might as well go with Rupaul, and just it over with. On noes! Property damage! Can't have that. indeed. you sure > Zed with flowers Indeed, given the choice I'd take getting my lock picked ( ) over catching shotgun blast any day. Anyway, 60% is the same to a dead guy regardless of venom the potency of the venom that killed them. When I first looked at this I thought it was a cadaver... Stop it, I'm already embarrassed of my name weighing shit is fun. Not actual shit, just to make that clear über geschmack lässt sich streiten > Way to go admins. Pre-Reddit? Just serve up a Glaswegian kiss ... Ancient Egyptian dildos The guy with the ruler: You apparently ** ** So fucking creepy. OP claims to be renekton, but is actually caitlyn according to the picture. Hey, lets stop this already. Eventually we will go over all the "unappreciated" things in the game. Which will end up being ever damn thing in the game. Nobody gives two cents about unappreciated recipes, mobs, block, and etc. You took a screenshot and gave it a lazy title. Congrats op, you've earned it. Im confused. They're not seals in 2009 I reconnected with a girl I had went to middle school with. At the time she was a live-in babysitter and invited me over for the night when the home owner and her kids were gone for the weekend. We had sex for 5 hours (breaks here and there), It felt like time had stopped and we were the last people on earth, it was amazing and I cant even begin to explain why. I havent had great sex like that since! A week later she called me up to apologize for "forcing me into sex with her" as she put it . We ended up repeating the process again a week later (including the apology call). Sadly she became a super christian and moved to Texas. Put a bird on your bird . Seriously- majour health hazard. Not to mention if you share the shower with anyone else… Do you not wash your ass? I bet it works faster the harder you press on the baby's carotid arteries with your thumbs... Of course I find this sub too late for the live stream and too early for the stream link. They're being spoilery In reach, I was playing king of the hill and I was the only one capturing. The other guy was just near by sniping. Once, he was alone for over 10 seconds and he didn't capture it! When I asked him why, he said "I like killing the people at the hill." This REALLY needs to stop. Omg I remember that in the theaters. I was all like : Worst: I gave up soda again. Dammit now I want pie! Literally came here to post this. You do realize how fucking ironic this is, right? *Lock* It's a pain in the ass LOL With a moose pelt coat I can't stress that enough.... Le troll bot is le troll xX420Xx #maymay /r/firstworldanarchists /b/tards Dies photographer has a vertical grip on her camera but isn't using it Very clever lol That joke is too corny.. ¿Un poco? Terrible shop job and an even worse joke. Don't tell /r/austin that Hahahaha As a Mormon female I would laugh in his face and Give him an ultimatum: grow up/man up or get out of my life. The religion doesn't matter in this context, he is just a controlling jerk that thinks it is his right to control her life. I have known a few of these men, and I'm glad to say they got kicked to the curb. This was almost 30 years ago, I wasn't even born Hankerson... It might be a pipe dream but I think he has the ability to be something special but so far Too bad your own linked study doesn't back your claim It*aliens* ಠ ಠ I see see see see what you did there My dad used a flashlight to see his iPhone screen during a blackout coming from a dyslexic child. nice try Wut It's blind Some asshole already ruined the end of this movie for me. I think it was my mom. Your package You're using the weight of the tail for carrying as reason to cut it off? it would make it a fair bit more aerodynamic, also the weight of the deck alone is pretty much nothing. The tail wouldn't even weigh 0.5kg. You're exaggerating everything in your favor, by saying its be *way better* if it were a fraction lighter. says you were last online 5 days ago And then it's even further derailed by gifs of breasts. Wtf would they do if every post with a picture of a man in it turned into pics of dicks and gross comments about his? oooh.. the new *child simulator* Not enough. My god I love these... Im unsure who looked best on their graduation It's an intel socket as well Wow...just wow ... In 2010. Avoiding the question... spill it You say that but you have the Lannister flair My god. His English voice. Oh god. Why did I click on that. Filthy hobbitses! I.... I totally feel your pain! I have lost a total of 47.7 lbs, and my boobs have not moved. The back pain is horrid, but sometimes it's cute being all Barbie. Weighed in at 189 yesterday, and my goal is around 150/140- just don't know how possible this is with a chest like this. I couldn't take it for more than a couple of seconds. Dammit, learn how to swing that axe already I haven't sat down in 40 years. Nothing goes near my butt. Cersei explains it in detail in the previous episode. Or *maybe* they'll get superpowers. Not having to iron them for a year makes it sound like you haven't washed them either. Stan, I'm not touching this with a 40 ft pole. ##### [Spoilers](/m "Wake up call Sasuke isn't emo anymore") Significant figures!! Everyone runs into everyone and they play bumper cars for 2/3rds of the race and Bourdais is the only driver to get a drive through. You just couldn't resist. Reddit has shown me that it is quite possibly not that uncommon for fucked up people to hoard their pee or poo Why would you need a SECOND fancy kitchen ? Seriously, OP? Dude, I know. I just realized it too. Creative doesn't damage your axe, ergo it doesn't equal using that mod. Your whole argument is invalid. Seriously, she needed somebody to *tell her* to break up with this douchebag? The irony of this post's use of this image, is that the man smiling is actually a religious nut job. By rare, do you mean non-existent? He's not even in the top 5 in voting. People actually voted for Victor Martinez more than Edwin Who asks for EXTRA ice? when I sold mine 6 months ago they were, now that I look it's currently more like $200. ლ( ლ) No, he's really a caveman. The last picture reminded me of a dog in a cage. I wonder if thats not illegal vis-a-vis some human rights law somewhere... Giving him the right to see the evidences against him... What a nice gesture. The ONLY thing that has ever worked for me is Zyrtec-D or any generic version of it. The D is important ... It has pseudoephedrine in it- that's the magic. You know, the same stuff people starting using to cook meth. So now you have to buy it (in the US anyway) using your ID. 1. Its easy to DM, this was a really big deal to me when I switched from 3.x to 4e. Prep work for 3.x was exhausting and I rarely had the time for it. I barely had time in a month to run one table. Now I run two tables and play in two others. Prep time is like 2 hours on the weekend, unless I'm distracted redditing I would feel uncomfortable at the thought of anybody who would post pictures of their child on craigslist. Chuck Norris is nothing but an over the hill, anti-education, religious nut bag, undeserving of any praise. Atherton is a stones throw away from Palo Alto, so it makes little sense. Still, I come to reddit to laugh . I'm willing to wait if it means watching a scene where Boba Fett fillets Jar Jar alive. Is this post for real...? If you're going to do a rip off, a least to it right. Something like escape velocity nova, but built on similar engine as Star Trek Armada, as a MMO. Please, somebody tell me this is being made. I was litterally making this face the entire time: I was like for a few hours after the last episode... where's that gif of slow clapping, because *fuck you. * ITT: quickly, downvote everyone else's post I woke up at 7 a.m., it's 5:55 p.m. and I still haven't eaten anything. Summer fucks with my appetite a lot. I haven't left my bed either. Just been sitting here on my laptop.... browsing YouTube and..... reddit . Not a lot of other KPop groups has as much vocal talent as this group seems to have. Glad all four of them can sing unlike a number of groups . I still don't see how you can be the BNL without Steven... You should feel bad I kept staring at the two girls in the back. Wondering what the heck they did wrong/were doing. Until I saw it. ITT: Lots of people saying how they like to punch, no one elaborating why . > She'll take the squirt in the mouth without seeming to care. and its up on TPB, not gonna link it just ( ) I know this reference Those aren't grown men!? Those are New York Yankee princesses. I suppose next you're going to say you don't believe in narwhals either. Yeah, because that makes sense I know but the bot is le everywhere. You let Jorji in? Woah, that's...... Different Have you tried yelling at it? Perhaps insulting a its mother-board? That's right, your going to hunt a doe through the suburbs. I have the same problem on the iTunes Store. Just submitted a trouble ticket. He did it in last year's ECF Die a little inside? NEVER smile at him. As a high-achieving student who just finished high school, I never studied or did any homework, so I think it depends mostly on the individual. But if you spend all but 10 minutes of a 75 minute math lesson your classmates must be dumb as all hell. Man, this logic is bulletproof! cuz ya know, because 66% of the world is uncircumcised and the explosion in cervical cancer cases I guess don't sweat on your wife or you might get your armpit bacteria on her and give her cancer?.... ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** They TP'd the school because every other idea was shot down by administration. The lecturer reads the code and executes it in real time using their BJVM (Brain Java Virtual Machine). No . Lol jk I've had Comcast since 2004. I have hated them almost from start. I cut the cord as they say a few years ago and that has made dealing with Comcast tolerable. Their Internet service by itself isn't such a bad deal and for the price you get faster speeds than with AT&T and clear in my experience. I understand that has a lot to do with where you live. My girlfriend has AT&T and the speed is terrible she pays almost what I pay for 25 down and she averages somewhere around 7 to 8 down. Also their customer service believe it or not has been worse than Comcast. Her bill increased by five dollars out of nowhere and she can't get anybody on the phone to explain to her why. "mommie's got some things for daddy to do" You two... ##### Right on, it was more hyperbole than anything else, but I mean, it *starts* with an 'o,' not an 'a.' I'm in such a bad mood already and WWE is putting matches on my tv for the 5th time, Sheamus being a bully, and The Great Khali. You don't even have to say anything. , then start shaking head while looking at the ground. Face-to-palm for extra effect. If they persist, act like you are swatting at a fly. dude, the Gragas Esq was on sale a month ago i thought they fixed it At first I thought you said *swimsuit*, and I was like ~~ ~~ :) Too soon, Brad. Not a majority of young people in the bible belt I think. Remember this is about two hours away from A&M Something tells me the bike won't be as fun in the rain How do you know my name? You are an abomination Why would you be seeing prepubscent pussy? Holy... > But really, how the fuck do you bring that up? 'Oh btw, 3000 people saw me take it up the browneye on the intranets last night. Want some more pizza?' DON'T DROP THE SOAP!!! HAHA! What the actual fuck. Ex boyfriend regularly jerked it to underage Facebook friends. Mewtwo: RAWRR...... Mr...snuggle...wut? Ha that's awesome! When my friends threw me a surprise birthday party, they all hid behind stuff and popped out yelling SURPRISE! And I asked them really quickly, "what are you all doing here?!... Ooohhh hi guys" ఠ_ఠ Better? yolo? Best ( )? Hmm let me think ( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°). I don't know (゜_゜). Oh, I get it My response to everything in this thread: The Charizard card wasn't in the Charizard pack Ya that's what you guys always say but when the time comes you don't just shoot the guy you shoot him five times. … Jeremy? I have that pair of shoes That's how the vast majority of people make sausage sandwiches. This is not a life hack, it's common sense. Sort of just had a play around... counted one. Counted two. It wasn't funny in 2008 what makes you think it's different now? What....what is *WRONG* with you people?! She was wet? The MINI is a wonderful car, but to pretend that the people who drive it are all artsy hipsters is silly. Most of the people I have met that own MINI's have respectable jobs and pretty normal lives. Let's face it, all the artsy hipsters can't afford a car like the MINI Is that Cliff White?... That's going to take some convincing LOL she hates the Xbox controller Is that Cliff White?... ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ I would but my dick touches the water. interesting username... My narrative is best narrative. Little Sister - Miracle of Sound I love the incredibles... 1 movie I actually purchased ** ** 8 years That just because it isn't very popular in the US, soccer is not popular at all. It's telling me I'm 1st in queue with 1 second wait time. For five minutes straight. You DIDN'T!? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Try a full reboot. Next time don't pirate. Cesc's is 200M We have to wear these at old trafford! What did I miss? I... wait. I've got one named "Mistress Carrie" Bad commercial seriously? stupidassredditor? Honestly, I clicked on your username to see if it was relevant to the stuff you post/reply with... It is. Enemies of the state. It may be bullshit and if it is he did a pretty good job convincing me. Also the way he plays with the shit by stuffing it the pipe The Define R4 is one of the best cases out there And then, and in the future, laughter is the best medicine "Are you slow" I also hope the cloud could do this, but I'd be cautiously optimistic. I wouldn't assume it's going to provide that ability. If it theoretically could, why wouldn't they announce that?Just because other platforms don't support this feature, doesn't make it more palatable to me. I've gone through 3 Xbox's over the years due to failures, at some point I will not be able to buy them anymore any my game collection will be worthless. I still play some original Halo when the mood strikes. Nice choice of words. "No wood fires" .... 4 pictures later ... fire Guys guys guys. We need to just accept the fact that the centralized news agencies know what we want to hear. Could you imagine if your morning coffee was interrupted with news of genocide, murder or oppressive governments instead of tbone, Justin Bieber and your prime minister playing with pandas. Sister? Why? Ah, never mind... Wat? Now we can see who is following this playlist... So...the time tested $0.05 plastic solo cup and paper index card has been replaced with a toy that costs $25.00... I thinks it just a dirty Albino. If the display was dead, you wouldn't be able to see the "No signal" message i want that portrait, but i don't have friends and i can't start multiple starcraft 2 clients FML My brother's name is gunner Das racist ** ** Fuck Mærsk ligefrem? ...You have *the same word* for anus and vagina? I was wanting to buy this for my fiance....I saw the deal 3 minutes after it was posted...I spent 40 minutes of trying to add it to my cart to finally see a checkout page and attempted to checkout just to have Gamestop tell me "NO " Dear God you're retarded... I'm just gonna recomment what I've commented in this thread: "I'm 18 now and it's suddenly rare, however the first 16-17 years of my life I've had this regularly, often several times a week. Most people grow out of it like me apperantly, but I know sleep paralysis too well. The hallucination happend rarly with me though so I was lucky in that regard. Though I remember a dream from when I was younger of a ghost/shadow figure moving in my room and you can barly move maybe just one leg or your finger tips to force yourself to wake up, it's horrible. I used to wake myself up by using one leg to push my body out off bed so that my body would wake up from the fall. It happened more often when I had broken my day/night cycle or was extremely tired and fell asleep at unussal places. If you have questions just ask, I have more than enough experience." "It's terryfing I know. You can pannic and try to say something, nothing happens. You might be able to slightly move a limb, however it's all very futile. I had it several times a week when I was younger. In older times they used to say that a demon or something sat on you... Just imagine the fright they had " 9 people dislike free skill points. Oh. You were kidding. For christs sake pick one comment and edit all this stuff together And how would you happen to know this, exactly? Why not just build a pc? You're in /r/buildapc Chocolate ... Colon like this ------> The safe.......but really I'm still waiting I was sort of (sort of ) kidding, it's fine xD ITT: That is really rude. Wow... Wow.... Why not review spicy some doritos next In portrait mode ARE THOSE FUNDIE FEDORAS? Cool. I enjoy the show and I'll be watching. Hopefully it doesn't take too much to get where you want to be. Or else you may be getting more disapproving Reddit posts from me. Mostly? Don't forget people on A LOT of drugs How? Yeah, what reason does Poland have to distrust any other country? I can empathize. Keyboards are disgusting. And that stuff that accumulates on the bottom of a mouse… As a jerk, you WOULD say that. Brace yourself...the furries are coming... Random ass swastika in there Top-level namespace is author's name Ah, if it comes to it you can always just write him a stern letter of disapproval... Chicken... Legs? Sinofabitch I want tacos also, but it's 8:45 am and I'm nearly at work Holy fuckshit. I live in Arizona, and my girlfriend lives in Columbus, Ohio. and did any of you, Ryans, helped move the fridge? I DON'T THINK SO.. This face: > ...i love you man. You're tough to debate with, you're fun. I'm from Houston, Texas. 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Whenever they tried to make me wear them they would mysteriously tear. Man there's other things than YouTube! Umpire review?? That was a clear cut HR ladies!! Spiderpig... ... Damn, so there won't be any /r/nuggetporn anytime soon? Stop that. Stop that right now WHy do you have soviet posters? Are you a communist!? ლ( ლ) ##### This was posted last week He's been around for more than twice as long as you, and has 240 times the comment karma... You should dress in your own camo from back when you were in the service (you *did* do your Initial compulsory military service, right? ) and try to merge into their group unnoticed. Then you borrow an AG from one of them and tell the CO that there is a gun missing. That should get them off their feet relatively fast :D He's a greasy neckbeard that was picked on in high school so he's taking it out on strangers. Through the Internet. Because he's a coward. >*mfw when le jimmies get rustled* Oh no, I need to pee again. 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Dude why are you stalking my comments? A strange box beside my bed that emits a noise at the same time everyday This man went out of his way to create this picture. This man took the time out of his day to do this. He thought of this. Why... Yeah bacon is nutritious ( ) Well i appreciate the honesty but Because she couldn't see where the bus was going. With windows all around her. Iniesta ranked 59th. How did I know it was going to be negative? You best be, Met. I don't forget, I'm be watching you ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^^ Would be better if OP didn't ruin it by admitting to being in character in the comments. Troll ult on huskar when he's low health Nice try... Toyota Motor Company I suspect my life long teddy bear, I caught him taking out a life insurance policy on me. Then turn it off, go outside and play. I didn't realize I needed to be comprehensive I have neither of those game. 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The below-waist design of that robe. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ **SO MANY ANIMALS!** A French-Canadian dish, in Calgary.... It's delicious [ ](/s "yes, when I was younger but I still look like that.") Also 1 hour drive. Do it. ( ) She will find the display manly and intoxicatingly sexy. That's not even enough beer for one beer a day for a year.... I'm not supposed to say since it's a government secret, but deep inside RAOA there is a gigantic awesome magnet. It attracts awesome people from all over the world. You didn't hear this from me "Duff Energy Drink" "Octopuses" Really did not expect that That awful FX helmet on the stormtrooper Noooooo! Damn it too late, fuck, time to step away from my computer! > Khaleesi is a homophone for Calici, an extremely contagious virus that cats get. You will probably get a from your vet if you name her that! ** ** I don't care for Skrillex at all, but you're flat-out dumb if you don't watch UMF. One of the biggest electronic music festivals in the world! I only said Skrillex because he literally got boo'ed nearly off the stage for playing trap, whereas otherwise he did okay, well, according to the live crowd, I personally think his live set is absolute shit haha. Dubstep is far from decreasing, if you pay attention to the Monstercat label or UKFDubstep, they're still putting out fantastic music with great reception from millions. You talk about being mainstream as a negative, yet you say dubstep is dying due to the majority of people leaving it and going to trap, which would be considered in that context the mainstream this. Unfortunately, I don't currently get Fox Soccer ☹ I just thought Except that the anti-democracy movement in that currently organized with Islam. Chrome has been all sorts of weird lately. Google keeps silently breaking it without warning. I'm considering switching back to Firefox. 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Now I have a horrible biblical porno in my head with some guy grunting "blow that horn, blow that horn" over and over again. I blame you its a good thing that passes can score goals /r/politics ladies and gentlemen. Holy shit. That's fucking disgusting. How hard is it to spray some bleach on the freaking shower. The dogs are acting strangely I don't know how I missed that one Nice try UCSD police Not sure if filthy-minded 96-year-old or very wrinkled, but innocent 69-year-old...? Breast Cancer Insurance. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Heads up: If you are following this link from Alien Blue on an iPad, don't be an idiot like me and purchase the iphone version. It's English-speaking countries only, even if your account is set to English Batmans parents paid for add space? .... And Fake B Bs!!! That stares deep into my soul. I can't whistle Wander about listening to the Buffy the Vampire Slayer soundtrack from the musical episode singing every single word. Li'l guy had some serious problems, he was 15 and looked, sounded, and acted like a 12 year old due to his bulemia. I'd been seeing him at this camp for the previous 3 years, and he was really quite behind on his development. He actually admitted it to us a few years prior, after some other students found him puking in the bathroom, but we absolutely could not to anything aside from report suspected abuse to our director. I met his parents once and his dad was an absolute dick. When he was 13 he told us that his parents knew about his bulemia. They grounded him, he was only allowed out of his room to eat and go to the bathroom. I define it as shit I don't want in my email box. Ha ha! Good one. But of course that's yet another misinformed stereotype. memebot Carl Sagan Bill nye [10] so brave upron le euphoric gem spoderman My face when huehuehue Lenny upboat thank you fedora all the things Op is a faggot 420 blaze it Hl3 confirmed Ron Paul thanjs obama may-may over 9000 three fiddy C-c-c-combo breaker inb4 and my axe hnnnnnnggggg Chuck testa I came so fetch Y U NO do not want Milhouse is not a meme Nailed it But then I took a arrow to the knee candlejack papa johns KONY 2012 Keep calm and carry on Lock Ness Monster Edgy le ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Fedora Upron Spoderman mfw euphoric memebot huehuehue le meme upboat le facebook gem carl sagan dolan No. Ah, thanks. Glad someone could give me some context on that. ^^^ that seems very minor Sex in water doesn't count as cheating, I still can't even talk about it... Wait, it kept going after that? "twatgoblins" r/MorbidReality - but sometimes that gets depressing so I head on over to r/Popping ಠ◡ಠ I think your talking about Jon Jones fight last month. That replay was not for folks with weak stomachs Go to /r/MinecraftSuggestions You have a good case for airflow and a +100$ cooler, but don't want to overclock? Vi's Ult = Malphite + Olaf Oh wiki is such a source... Those are **old** now? (┛ )┛彡┻━┻ Shut up dude NSFW Yeah, it's not like you need your hearing or anything... he took the off because of cancer, not for fun ** ** Too much digimon memebot Carl Sagan Bill nye [10] so brave upron le euphoric gem spoderman My face when huehuehue Lenny upboat thank you fedora all the things Op is a faggot 420 blaze it Hl3 confirmed Ron Paul thanjs obama may-may over 9000 three fiddy C-c-c-combo breaker inb4 and my axe hnnnnnnggggg Chuck testa /u/GodOfAtheism [+3] /u/linkfixerbot I came so fetch Y U NO do not want Milhouse is not a meme Nailed it But then I took a arrow to the knee candlejack papa johns KONY 2012 Keep calm and carry on Lock Ness Monster Edgy le ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Fedora Upron Spoderman mfw euphoric memebot huehuehue le meme upboat le facebook gem carl sagan dolan ? Is that your penis? So let me get this clear: it's a bisexual dating site, but I still have to specify whether I'm looking for a man or a woman? ( ) No wonder everything he wears is ( )>--■-■ cool. Something to the effect of "Check if you masturbate here." Hole B.... The B hole. I was thinking of using it for more... *clandestine* purposes. Namely, storing family recipes on. What? That's... hmm, I make close to that and I rent a room in a house in a city allegedly much less expensive than the Bay area. Living in the South has its disadvantages...the heat being one of them I texted a friend to bring a *Gaskartusche* (gas cartridge) for a camping stove with her, but it was corrected to *Gaskammer* (gas chamber). What else would you expect from a German? I was fone. That sounds like something a Chinese spy would say.. People repost stuff on reddit? "Even Junior can help!"... Tried applying for the same one twice, rejected both times, despite the salesman insisting it would work. Like you said, it may be a blessing in disguise... but still. Because that sounds like something a mature person would say. I'm pretty sure that " " doesn't mean what you think it means. It's usually used to express frustration or disappointment. Seeing as you were complaining about reposts in /r/pics less than a month ago, I find it amusing that you are reposting the top rated post of all time in this subreddit, hell, it's even the sidebar image. maybe ... we'lll play them * * Sounds like somebody got burned. I completely agree in that its not as simple as that, except it should be noted that your comparison is inaccurate. Islam is an ideology, of which should be open to criticism. Your comparison is based on race, which is unfair to criticize. Also, you should probably use some examples that were produced within the last 35 years. This. So much this. So your saying you want 6+ years of work saved on your local hard drive? This isn't a discussion on sociology by Dr House. This is a discussion on the false equivalencies that perpetuate two political parties. did you just spoil the game last of us so ellie or joel will die at the end No joke, 3 days after my brother's girlfriend moved in she put bins in our restroom put all our toiletries in. I looked at my brother and said "It begins .". a car-park Not at UO they aren't . That sucks. We were there a few weeks ago and it was deep enough to swim in. Yay SoCal! They had him holding his own against *Rand al'Thor.* Blademaster Rand al'Thor. Balefire *cities* Rand al'Thor. The breathing (?) starting at the 15 second mark and then that creepy gasp/moan at the 26 second mark. Ugh, I turned it off. She's probably just eating some food, but the sounds ( )......(ಠ⌣ಠ) Those apostrophes. >12 year old kids >maybe ... we'lll play them THEN WHO IS GOING TO WORK THE CAMERA?!?! SPENCER?!?! Wait..... OP posts a wacky pic and goes AWOL on us and our questions. I hope that pores tequila. Beer isn't paleo Well... That guy was uncalled for Anyways I have a question! Do you have any hobbies? Oh shit. The Huffington Post is already an obnoxious website (and I say that as a liberal)...so I can only imagine how terrible this is going to be. Watching it now. So you are one of that annoying people whose oyster always fails in the barrier I'm about to go through With all the negative feedback I've seen on these auctions, I'd guess a fair number of them were rolled the week before they were shipped. This man was in charge of the woodshop i used to use.... OK, I read the title as "Google fecal password patent aims to boost Android security" There's fetishes that don't harm people *OR* animals too, y'know? Hey Saskatoon! We got a brand new radio for that 40+ demographic.... oh wait, Cruz and 102 are the same shit. The radio here is fucking lame. Period. Why must you one up everyone Dat iphone Pepperidge Farm _never_ forgets. My only concerns with plans from say Tmobile, virgin mobile, tracfone, etc, is. Sure you get the prepaid service and yeah, it's a helluva lot cheaper than the standard boy early contract plans, but living say where I do (Buttfuck Nowhere, southwest Florida.) it's extraordinarily difficult to get a decent coverage plan with those services. So basically, if you live somewhere well populated, with fantastic service, fuck yes go with a prepaid. I had AT&T's prepaid for a while, and it was nicer on the wallet. But even AT&T has major drawbacks (most of them being that AT&T sucks ). But if you, like me, live somewhere that's only just past the gauge for what's counted as rural, the service boils down to you get what you pay for. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ That's in the standard compose layout for X11. Pro-tip: if you make a ~/.XCompose you can set your own definitions. I've added stuff like Comp+l+o+d , some mnemonics, and a bunch of math stuff. However, if you use a GTK based app like Chrome then you need to add "export GTK_IM_MODULE=xim" in ~/.xprofile, although some apps like Sublime-Text don't support xim so you're sol unless you do some more stuff. <Multi_key> <l> <o> <d> : " " # LOOK OF DISAPPROVAL Really reddit? Half the comments here are about her boobs. Camera footage? I knew the Goliath bird eater would be on there. Well? Is it? [* *](//#yodawg) "fuckload of meat" Why aren't they both behind bars? Okay, the truck driver throws something at you and Your best option is to chase down an 18 wheeler across Los Angeles and fight the driver? At what point does either driver call the police. It isn't your job as a citizen to bring justice when you are being violated. You call the police to help and let the courts do the judgment. Both of these men are scumbags. One for instigating and the other for making matters worse. They aren't above the law nor are they above anyone else. People had to be delayed in traffic because these two fucktards think they have bigger balls then the next guy. Fuck them. Uh.. huh.... I think he doesn't because this was terrible. Oh No, a terrorist attack! Let's line up by the hundreds & get a close view I don't know about weight loss, but I can say that after the massive number of stretch marks I gained with #1 (along with about 75 lbs ) I haven't gotten anymore with the last two pregnancies. My weight has definitely fluctuated over the last 7.5 years (my oldest is 7.5) but I am nowhere near the size I was pre-pregnancy. TCP Protocol? Maybe after he was finished he went and withdrew some money from the ATM Machine? Has anyone asked yet why there's two bags strapped on to the hovercart but neither of them have any clubs in them? I used to have a hedgehog finger puppet, but then my brother's friend put it in his butt Better apply a shitty Instagram filter to it. ... You didn't tie them off? some people just want to watch the world burn BTW.. all that *Your family and friends will be able to play all your games ON YOUR CONSOLE with no limits...* **GROUNDBREAKING** up to now if my family or friends came to my house to play on MY console, a ninja showed up and cut their hands... I changed back to my main and thought "Oh boy! An orangered!" Dual brachy Dat gap Dude I wanna know tho wats in there I m not givin you shit I love how the caged chickens are both cocking their heads in unison with intense interest in what's happening below them WHAT PRECISELY IS HAPPENING THERE Link deja vizitat for some reason Now I have to shit Make a deal with him, tell him if he reads, and passes a test on your favorite atheist book, you will placate his bible study, with the understanding that you will be disputing the bullshit at hand. One, that would be hard to enforce, two, nobody has google glass. I'm pretty sure these were in season 1, episode 1 of doctor who. Can we add neutering onto this fine? Kidney Stone. I hate that she is imaginary. Tim Burton and Johnny Depp. He just might have been a good lad. Didn't think of that possibility... Would there be two "Dumbledores"? Those are the Doctors collection of backup sonic screwdrivers. It is known. Because I'm just so tired of her excuses. "I'm imaginary" can only be used so many times before it loses all of its meaning. Stupid giraffes and their arrogant smug nature, always looking down on the rest of the world like they are better than us. One-cheek sneak, clever! I can picture myself doing this. Insist that she is imaginary. That music umm the original posts are a little wtf worthy...sure some of the sandwiches sound yummy, but the names ... Yes, and from such a trustworthy corporation. How could any of us have ever doubted Microsoft. We are such fools. I'm around here too. Woah guy.. slow your role.. who you calling an ambulance driver Through the mail. Definitely. I wish my key board had this as well, The title's stupid, mud is NOT clear. I cried like a baby when I left Kef. Only got 7 months in before they closed the base. Reddit doesn't like guns, even when used to protect yourself from imminent harm. If I cared, I wouldn't have posted. I knew it would be down voted but I think his personal safety is worth the faces I'll get. Yeah, I always love seeing the guy's jizz. Because cluster munitions were banned under the Geneva Convention. That's just like my girlfriend. Her neighbors boyfriend is a convicted child molester. The neighbor has two older daughters (20+) that call him "critter..." Ah... What? Me.. I have not had time to play yet douh We should probably bring a TV too. >But...that's not how the customers think so it's completely misrepresenting the customers experience which is what they're trying to improve My guild moved from The Sha'tar-EU to Argent Dawn-EU 6 weeks ago with a bunch of people transferring multiple characters. Yeah... Braus *Yes.* Thanks to organizing the meetup, I have a ton of MFA guys' numbers in my cell phone now. Dude. I see you're in incognito mode She looks like she's enjoying herself, and he's looking guilty. Uh oh. I also hate when Magneton's Icy Wind slows MY Pikachu down. Original shop I'm just pissed he laid such a beautiful bike down in the end.. This frustrates me too! I recently got a second account to try out multiboxing and all the crafted gear on my new character is better than my main with about 10% of the amount of crafts. "He may not be able to break with that left hand" I don't like the tabs you have opened "Touching" "The elder"? You are a sick person. referral link 1000 Why would you compare yourself and others you perceive to be on your side with Slave Owners and communists? Saying you'll go down in history like them is definitely not encouraging/appealing to normal people. Slave owners, the USSR, and the PRC are/were hated by millions of people of a multitude of races and religions... ಠ_ಠ I'm not sure how I'd feel about this statement it's 50 degrees today memebot Carl Sagan Bill nye [10] so brave upron le euphoric gem spoderman My face when huehuehue Lenny upboat thank you fedora all the things Op is a faggot 420 blaze it Hl3 confirmed Ron Paul thanjs obama may-may over 9000 three fiddy C-c-c-combo breaker inb4 and my axe hnnnnnnggggg Chuck testa I came so fetch Y U NO do not want Milhouse is not a meme Nailed it But then I took a arrow to the knee candlejack papa johns KONY 2012 Keep calm and carry on Lock Ness Monster Edgy le ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Fedora Upron Spoderman mfw euphoric memebot huehuehue le meme upboat le facebook gem carl sagan dolan The Harry Potter toy wand.. **Women everywhere should feel ashamed. ** seems to be highly relevant. also comparing their riffs to argentine steaks. I don't know why they're in this chart in the first place but seriously. (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ Wut? PS3 uses Bluetooth or USB (ds3 tool.) How do you know that 19020x1080 Thats a fat screen :P What the fucking fuck, they don't even have mouths Do people ever actually use "space" as "I need to play the field"? I literally don't know anyone that has. Here at the very least "I need space" means "I am incredibly pissed off for the moment, let me vent this steam and come back to this situation where I am not going to be *reacting to every god damned thing* and can actually talk." What kind of torrents are *you* talking about? Calm down and sit. Is... is that... is that a fucking Corona?? >"He may not be able to brake with that left hand" ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ [ಠ_ ] I believed you until I saw the link... Then we tighten to 1. Ridiculous over generalizations are the worst "Til death do us part..." You're a mess GameRULE! Not Gamemode! Where were you during the lewd message game?! You get shit for **not** watching TV? You... And my snake, oh wait... What the fuck are you saying? D'oh! You just jinxed it. Not sure I want to see what anyone here looks like in person Wat Not yet, my lye was M.I.A (to make sure it was in a safe location... )and as soon as my lovely husband found it we left town on a business trip. I will make sure to keep you updated as soon as I get back to town! *Celeste looks at the two and gives them a * Yawn *looks at my username* ** ** Almost as pathetic as everyone constantly complaining about how pathetic the community is. [OS is here.... Id better get some damn respect after OSing this much ] I thought that's who they were rising against... Just opened it. Ask him where he bought it....then see if you can take it back. DAMNIT! The girls I'm closest are like this. I was just hoping they weren't so bad, but it seems I was right... And I thought it was hot here in Texas I always thought I was young and stuff...and now I'm in college. where did the time go? Legbeard Why would they not?? Penis stuck in b... Me and my younger brother watching The End of Evangelion ,we see mom walk in the living room just as the scene were Shinji is faping over Asuka's body start's . Another quick one ,my aunt walked in me watching the rape scene from Ninja scroll . While you may be afraid to click it, it's already purple for me. maybe it´s time to join the darknet ‎ Baby stuck in p... Well that picture is ruined now Was that an Abbott style embedded quote pun ? If I were you I'd die of shame Or Google, Microsoft, etc handed them their private keys... We're looking at you, Scyther.. Yeah, I'm sure none of our founding fathers had wives or children when they took on the British. At least one of us is happy about that I'm just saying, you sound a lot like a MS emoployee. Are you implying that abusive relationships are cute in the first place? Thank you for that clarification. Sadly, Dianne Feinstein was just re-elected in 2012 (while receiving the highest vote total ever in a US Senate election, I'm looking at you Californians ), and she will be 85 when she is up for re-election in 2018. I get tampon ads, we're talking "ermegerd I has new tampon, must stumble around with pants around ankles and scream to let everyone know!" Sorry guys, nothing can be done. Time to go home. Osx isn't closed. Or Snakes on a Plane. I'm not going to say it was good just because SamJack was in it. Pink pearl? The new movie with Will Smith and his son, *After Earth* is his. I was tempted to watch it until I found this out. He even tried to hide his name from the promos because of his reputation. I used to let my rabbit run around the backyard during the day and then bring him in for the night. He didn't like that. He eventually mastered a ninja leaping technique where he would bounce off of vertical surfaces while spraying me with piss. Gross! I don't like you. I took one look at that and said, "Jesus Christ..." But when I look you up on MineZ leaderboards it says your banned Does this mean those two dudes are going to have a three-way with a monkey? Really? I give up. I'm going with ARGM: Anonymous Raw General Manager Oh, this happened to me. I've made a post about it on here. Dude thought it was okay because his wife is black. Don't let it happen again. ** ** Grrrrrrrr Arod I don't understand how people get hacked just don't be stupid The parties don't support it. The electeds do but they are not supposed to set policy: they are supposed to ENACT it. Shit is currently backward on that. I thought I was in /r/offmychest after seeing a post from there right above this one. Definite moment. Oh Caps... ** ** I cannot give enough faces. It's full blown circlejerk First off, we have this, it's called airsoft/paintball User name...topical You tell me Arriva? That is the most metal thing I have ever heard **get on board man, you aren't even bold ** No. This its a set up pby op thanks obama Those guys are doin' bad job Where are those girls mothers? My mother would never let me get away with doing something like this. She would put her foot all the way up my ass, then would kick my ass all the way back to their house to clean that mess up. These aren't even my kids and I want to kick their ass. marr ja manhoos. Look man, we don't know you and you're trying to get people to circumvent a legal procedure. Wasn't trying to be a jerk. You could be anyone. So, yeah, really. Tried poutine in Ontario once. They used cheddar cheese.. but those are all the things that we do that I'm trying to advocate not doing I actually only eat the meat. We get it, you're rich. Fuck that guy. Hey, at least they used Photoshop. The designer I work with uses InDesign Trashthatshitasap >मर जा मनहूस। You have officially been banned from /r/49ers The batshit insanery went so deep that some people came out on the other side... ‎ I don't get it. Dat face. Comment for later investigation We do allow people to choose and its called an advanced directive. The specialty of medicine that helps terminally ill patients is called Palliative Care. Hospice services exist in hospitals and at home for people who choose. Redditor for 1 month "First Blood" Because it isn't as tragic when ugly children are murdered by their abusive fathers? Damn you, I'm procrastinating writing a great gatsby essay and book annotations that are due tomorrow right now. He might need some lotion on his bum if he sees red Except you're running decade old tech, with decade old bugs / security flaws. Glhf He said "Kiss me" which usually does not involve slurping. As opposed to the alternative?! I like the red cheeks, but his face looks kinda pervy, and he is looking into the shower where one is (presumably) naked.... I listened to this whole thing...... WOW This sounds... Though out Lol Seems legit. ... how? that hentai in the thumbnail... ^^^ Fuck you OP, "All the leaks are wrong" is itself a leak, so that means that all the leaks are both right & wrong due to the paradox. Better safe than sorry i guess... You're welcome, if you can't find it on auto tune, it might appear as "t-pain effect" ( ). And then cooking dinner. Yeah but then KP played on Lux against Liquid? dat laugh Means he most definitely touched them. I am a bit disappointed as I was expecting a "I see what you did there" or a Yay, one week of ads in my email, advertising prosthetic genitals. I can't wait seems legit I like how spoilers just show up as blue text in alien blue. So you like looking at little kids? Wat ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Try telling the baptists that. My friend believes that everything in the bible is a literal translation i was on there for an hour. the guy under you. (ノ )ノ彡┻━┻ Pancreatic... so is this a nude protest of some sort? if so, why are so many of them half-assing it? Oh my god I lost it on this thread right here [8] ~~z~~ I'm pretty sure that just because I don't give my credit card information like a prostitute gives out her vagina means I don't got much going on in my life buddy. Barking broad generalizations is a great way to get no place. How's that working for you or the Palestinian people? I hear every time you call jew greedy, an acre of Israel gets magically handed over. She looks a lot like the girl who plays Arya. Now that's stuck in my head ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ No you aren't. Jean's Wow, I haven't seen such strong hate for a small and silly suggestion That's fucking gross dude. What the fuck. Join in everyday Wait, are you guys saying CK2 isn't complicated ? I must be doing something wrong... BUT WHAT'S UNDER THAT ONE I'm in Maine. ^ಠ ^ಠ Manu It hurts to say but I'm not sure how much time he can be seeing anymore. Paul. My middle name also happens to be Paul Theirs like 3 other subway signs near it that are yellow, if you're photoshop something do it right and change everything Apparently you can now catch genital warts from doing drugs? I hate the drivers that don't have their turn signal on and turn it on AS THEY ARE TURNING. Even almost completing the turn. Does that spider have *fucking pincers*? ಠ ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I definitely agree with your jealousy. I'm graduating on Saturday and am 0.027 GPA away from getting to wear a medal Yeah, I've seen those books. That version of "A Clash of Kings" actually says "Game of Thrones 2" on it ಠ_ಠ Put the bottle down New is NOT always better Like this -> Thanks. This sounds so made up HOW DO YOU MAKE THESE FACES WITH YOUR KEYBOARD?!?!?: ??? That's cool... I guess ‎ really? **<== There's the door.** Especially if what you broke was a water pipe on the second floor of my apartment. Your comment+ Your username.. Fuck people who think like this. Seriously. I have personality disorders because of the way I was treated. Very rich comming from a guy with the name 1337gamedev...wait, are you paid by microso.. uhh activision to make good comments? That expression is pretty standard after playing a virtual boy. Spot on. Chances are they can afford to take the time off too and the cost for them of having the child will be no greater. "Guys, I'm considering switching to PS4, but, how many *visualizations for the music player are there*?" Instagram? What do you mean with that? Did nobody tell the makers of "Dying Light" that there's already a zombie game called "Deadlight"? Imagine a beer belly (not chub, but a full, flabby gut), moobs, and squashed features, but on a tiny child Very very odd imo, but my dad started proposing to my mom TWO WEEKS after they started dating. She stopped him and said she wouldn't marry him because she wasn't 20 yet . They've been together quite a long time now, but dayum. I'm now older than my mom was when she and my dad got married and that's weird. It is? I am pretty sure it is the Red Storm, a fucking tornado Our path to Uni status came at too great of a cost. However, we do have a big D on our mountain. I *forcefully* suggest you to hit the emulator and go freaking play it More kindness from the religion of peace... Well apparently Something Consulting SUP #147... Looks like she was working on the wrong AMC show . IE? Why cut the grass when you can smoke it? Rule 7 Wow...tons of info here... No Pokemon! Lapras used Surf Hamburger buns in the last picture? ...are you me. because my grandpa also fits that description to a t. nothing in this thread anymore ಠ ಠ ಠ ಠ ಠ ಠ My God... every single word in that analysis describes me perfectly "killing the planet" You're right. I hit the h typing the name and it was corrected. I'm sorry for not explaining that I edited. Keep that letter for the appeal! It'll be good evidence along with the sleeping juror on record that the trial was not fair and free of procedural error. But hey, you have lawyers-- they probably give better advice than reddit! That's why it is a feed. Not a stream. My company is at its very early stages. It's imperative that I keep my costs down. But when I'm no longer bound to these backers as fiduciary duties, I will most definitely scale compensation upwards. It's just that it sucks right now. Heck, they told me I'm not paying myself enough... Just reached three weeks. . The pain of not running is as much as the pain from the IT band issue.. The new Mac Pro looks like a trash can ಠ_ಠ.. just She's 28 and you're trying to twat block her? What everyone is doing is disabling auto-pay and eliminating their credit card information from xbox live so they wont get charged automatically, not cancelling xbox live while they still have. Is it just me or even if Titan Fall seemed cool, it looks as a PS3/360 game? I didn't see ANYTHING next gen about it Its a Damnit, as a soon-to-be-unemployed college graduate I would totally take up work for your dad's IT business. How could she turn that down? No... its space. ( ) Looks like a hyper-modern thrash can ? ? Uh huh, why don't you go back to feeling skin No I've given this a lot of thought in recent years and have several years of experience in deploying to EC2 [and using ELB]. In the end I think the approach that is most resilient to failure is as you describe: Use the cloud for compute/network/storage, but don't use the managed services because they completely lock you in; when shit hits the fan (and it will happen, the only question is when) you're just sitting there, waiting for AWS (or any other external party) to get their act together . Instead build your own services on top of the compute/network/storage capacity available to you. It's a lot of work but you won't be locked in; you can even migrate back into a proper datacenter if need be. hey that doesn't look like historically accurate norse gear Why are you all complaining? I thought none of you guys were interested in buying the Xbox One? ಠ_ I agree with you, after looking at most of the comments i'm a little disgusted. I can't understand why a father proud of his daughter would get so much hate over that!? Seriously!? What is wrong with you guys? So you basically know nothing about the game... Sorry but you could have Googled all of these pretty easily, what kept you from doing exactly that? There was no gameplay there Mother of pores Hooooollllyyy S***.. The result ending up describing exactly me as if he looked into my soul... That ending This comment. What exactly do you regret ? Did you...put it somewhere ? Anyone notice that it was a DUI not a DWI. So yes her blood alcohol levels would be zero. Every single time I talk to my mother in law she asks me "Do you feel any pressure yet?" I am extremely open but this bothers me and I just feel like it is so damn rude. Not to mention that I've told her on multiple occasions that it doesn't really work that way with subsequent babies and they usually don't drop until you are in the middle of labor. But she can't hear me because this is only my third birth and she is a freakish expert since my husband is an only child. Shamwow... If you go to IU then you deserve a heavier backpack "My friend and I were playing cornhole"... He's been in plenty of sand environments before I farted before I clicked this. It was like I could smell the video That must have been the first time it happened.. Dice ^LA... ^^aka ^^^danger ^^^close. ^^^^ I've had to use so many of these in this thread. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ Yeah, what this game needed was more resistance shred Like your anti-'Murcan comments? I'm watching you... I think you forgot to post your link. your comment sounds kind of threatening ಠ ಠ I got pulled out cause everyday I came home covered in bite marks... thanks for the [spoiler alert] I'd rather know ten people with fat on their ass than one with it in their head. Fat people just take up space. Dumb people waste our time. Isn't it convenient that Snowden is using the media to communicate with the American public shortly after the DoD was caught investigated new gathering techniques So much "sukmesodap" . ( ) /u/nikky2069 I'M SO EXCITED I GOT YOU!! YOU'RE AMAZING AND I LOVE YOU. I THINK YOU WERE ONE OF THE FIRST PEOPLE TO TALK TO ME. YOU'RE GENEROUS, KIND, FUNNY, AND BEAUTIFUL, BUT YOU ALREADY KNOW THAT. EXPECT SOMETHING IN THE MAIL I've already been paying more for XBOX Gold ... and I'm on a budget. Used games are a commodity that really makes gaming accessible - and monetarily makes even more sense for me. I'm that not quite ideal demo that *is* going to purchase a new gen system but isn't ready to buy all the shiny things at once ... I may be going back to Playstation. Also, with a kinnect always staring at me I would feel like there was some huge faceless agency just watching everything that I do ... And who wants that? Too soon? *before* he died Realest? Glad to hear your ok. Motorcycles are dangerous Your username would suggest that you actually do... That feel that everything is suddenly infested with baby spiders SAVEEE MEEE I say unto you again; Have you never seen a Hitmonchan before? I tried watching Pee Wee on B'way. I didn't feel right. What the fuck? Uhh you mean GG Sony right? You said GG Microsoft Antigravitical? Wait...how, I don't.... Your man? You had a man when you were a little girl? You are hopefully aware of the fact that most of the games shown at E3 are engine demos/engine gameplay from a PC right? Did you know that OP. Did. You. Know. That? Xbox live 12 month card is $60 which is also $5 per month... sanemaniac, I think you're basically right. In order to discuss something, it's useful to have "types". The less types a thing has, the less we have to consider; the less we have to consider, the less we have to discuss. Without anything to discuss, there's not much to understand... My conditions are ripe for living, thank you very much. Thank you! How'd you know I haven't slept yet...are you watching me somehow? Enjoy this moment... After ~5000 hours I still often look back into an empty plane behind me and think to myself 'I can't believe I am a pilot and this plane is in my control'.... Another nice thing to remember is every time it gets bigger, faster, more engines, less engines, more maneuverable, more wings, no wings, more seats, single seat, more complex, less complex, newer, older or any number of great variations in aircraft you will turn around and think the same thing. (Unless you are one of those sad sad individuals who thinks the pinnacle of aviation is right hand seat for low pay on a LCC A320 ) "only his family" I knew the band name reference, but I never knew that hotdog flavored water referred to bong water. Meh, google said it was an inside joke, maybe one of them drank the bong water You're dead to me That smell.... I wouldn't mind upgrading my brothers 4670 what's the lowest you can do for me? Why... Looks tasty! Do you have a recipe handy? *slow fap* Got called non-emergency for something like a person who burned something, but it was out and just "wanted us to check it." So we cruise over there to find they had been having a fire in their fireplace and decided to dispose of the **still-hot embers and ashes in a plastic Wal-Mart bag** AND to place that bag on their wooden deck AND against the house siding. The result was, of course, part of the deck had burned and a few square feet of siding was melted. (ง'̀-'́)ง This took me to a site telling me about 1000 different "tubes" then brought up pictures of naked women.... I am confused... Move freely. That he doesn't see any parks in Europe while on the east coast (of the US) there are at least two or something.. Dude, blackface. What the fuck? And this is a huge victory because SO MANY GAMES are made for Xbox outside of the us... Maybe we can just try to vote these people out... I like how relevant the image was to the topic! I was going to say at least the Darlek does someting steam related, but on closer inspection the dolt who made it doesn't even know how a piston is supposed to work **-.- another ragee comic on my front page fml** At least he doesn't beat them Because making fun of someone being dead is funny, right guys? (ಠ_ಠ) )ಠnಠ) What was excellent? they both said "PS4" and they got instant gold and karma. >Move freely. I found a Chinese knockoff version of those at a dollar store a few years ago. sure it does... **I downvoted and reported this for spam.. dude there are little kids on reddit dont use swear words -.-** I'm pissed that there's a share button. Where is your hand? Op's last submission before he posted this image. See the bowel at the top of the ACOG, and the pipe running down in the pistol grip? Im guess you inhale through the muzzle. CAN I BUY ONEლ( ლ) meth is cheap It looks to me like the skirt comes off to do so You forgot about the guy in the moose suit. At every lumber party there is always a guy dressed as a moose. Isn't letting paranoid hicks run the country what caused this problem it the first place? Please explain, considering that Islam is not a race, its a religion. The best part is she won't admit she did it. Why jay. Whatever are you talking about? I kept trying to slide it open .... I'm from Arizona Dude, this guy is a Sony crony. Just look at his comment history. It's all about Sony and this comment has been pasted many times by him. As long as his FS is nerfed And today is the day that I realized I don't do nice things for people I just imagine a simpering voice saying it. "Incompetence" Are you sure that every other religion 100% denies Jesus? Every time All i could visualize when people say that is something in the shape of a tuna can The first gen alternators were recalled because they just knew they'd fail and as for the valve covers, I considered it so I checked them and the oil trail starts at the cap and ends on top of the ac compressor . They stand up? That is the point of putting a QR code on the website instead of a normal link? >I've literally had Americans who have never been to Sweden tell me that they understand my country better than I do Yep, so is my Husky. I don't know how he does it. I usually mix a dose of liquid medication with a spoonful of peanut butter or yogurt and he'll lick it up. If I have to give him a pill, I usually have to completely crush it up into a fine powder and mix it with chicken broth before he will touch it. He's an asshole. I downvoted and reported this for spam.. dude there are little kids on reddit Metalhead... Metal on head... Pot on head... POTHEAD? I hope we're not advocating drug usage here, ser. Now I have to think about this as I go to sleep and mites begin to start fucking each other on my face. Thank you You're explanation along with a quick perusal of your comment history full of good posts makes me sorry I complained. Wtf? >Why are people subscribing to this‽ ** ** Make sure you don't over do the cake day posts Sending creepy/dumb messages happens even to the best of us. None of our games are perfect 100%. Btw, I love how everyone in the comment section feels so superior, yet forget the fact they're using a dating site to find affection. Check serebii for X/Y news I'm going to pet the shit out of my pikachu thanks Crap. Why did you have to show me that ? It scares me that all of these links are purple . I need a good, harmless story now. "They're taking our privilege away! We're being oppressed!" That is NOT sanitary. Oh yes, I completely understand, coming from a socially awkward person for whom compliments are far and few in between. But initial shock and awkwardness notwithstanding, I always remember to accept, thank, and move on. I've seen my friend get called a delusional bitch on tumblr because she called someone pretty. Mona Lisa's Actually, that was mostly about Japanese lawyers deciding to sue a kid for putting functionality back on to devices that Sony had removed after people bought the product - which irritated the Internet, anonymous, and a whole bunch of consumer advocates and tech people. The hack was retaliation. Don't get me started on Microsoft's security track record. I'm pretty sure he said he didn't want to know haha... yeah... uh... i mean a blowup doll.. haha... That part, is a pretty spot of the state... Fire winds today around 65mph during peak gusts today... It fueled these rise fires today. Smoke plume blew 85milesinto the atmosphere today, I videotaped... Really.... I mean really? you didn't just fall for that did you Let's all re watch southparks episode about the child mollllestation because it's just like in the show I bet! All fake With their username being MadMargarine, it scares me even more. is that a screen cap of a thumbnail? **ITT: SPOILERS ** This is very disappointing news, I kind of had the impression from the media that she would likely run, and after Sohi said no, I knew she would be an excellent second choice for me. The good pickings are getting harder to find. At this point that leaves Diotte I'm not much of a fan of the more extreme feminists either, but dude, settle down. Don't let them rule you. ... What. “Suffice it to say, certain pieces of information just led investigators to the wrong conclusion.” YOU THINK? PC beta already started. All they said was ps4 would get first console beta. Does anyone research anything before they open their mouth This guy fancies Skeletor and other malnourished people. DAT RACK I like the bit where they showed a side by side roll test of the new wheels vs traditional wheels. Oh wait they didn't You ought to wait till it's Lithuania's turn, not skip in line . But not the other kids? Drive through BUSTED Yeah man, absolutely no talent involved here... I'm on some sort of list now, aren't I? Hey sexy......ohh One cute cat... Mannnnn. I'm sitting here eating a pack of starburst, and now when I see the pink ones, all I can think about is some other chick's vag. Thanks a lot. Nothing like that, it's more subtle... Like he said, it has to catch the light just right for you to see it... And only when you know to look for it..... Or he's saying, "Can you see the glimmer in my eyes yet?!" while craning his neck around a light source. When I was in high school in the 70's our science teacher passed around a tennis-sized ball of mercury for us to handle. "Small antenna like protrusion" That's really awesome. My first thought when I saw the picture was how many miners died...something something 1%...No blood for silver... . That's what I thought, but I think I'd get tired of "liberating", get back to goddamn Westeros already! I mean just look at Ser Barristan the Bored Errm...I'm not going to sleep tonight! It's so hard to remember. I had a Cracked magazine Pokemon edition and a Mad magazine Pokemon edition. When I was 11 my mom threw out my box of Mad and Cracked magazines because I "never read them" *celeste's face literally turns to * [ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ] You should have worn a condom I'm the opposite, I don't want a PS but I am going to get one. God damn it MS He did, two children ago ლ( ლ) Am I the only one who thinks it's ironic that most people who complaining about it requiring internet connections... *complain on the internet*. It's not a spin-off and it wasn't rebranded to just help sales ................................................................ ................................................................ "I told her that writing was more like math **then** she suspected." Hyo's hair. ^ He's right ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Good Guy Sony, eh? Let's me and you have a little chat about their choices in memory cards for portables and then we can see how good they are with keeping things the same. Well that was disappointing Weird... now the first one & my response is there, but not your last two comments Exactly, straight people can be just as slutty, take my ex for example...everyone else has It is more annoying when you think similarly for your grandparents Fast & Furious 6 to CallMePlissken: You'll be wishing you had gotten a manual. But it looks straight - just replace those tail lights and wheels Your profession has very little to do with how good you are at your profession and how knowledgable you are. I've had a tech come to repair/diagnose a business server with no tools, a Doctor that regularly mis-diagnoses people, and my last dentist said my teeth were doing great up until another dentist noticed I had *seven* cavities. Additionally, you could simply be lying about your profession. Look at me, I'm a rocket scientist. Who knows? The government changes it twice a week! I don't think that's atrocious at all, it's not a child's toy. Unless of course you gave it to a child to play with **That** would be fucking disgusting. He's Warlizard from some online gaming forum. People tell him. He says I read that as "mountain goat herpes" Yeah I caught that shit too . Actually, pls dont 5 cm per second Just when I start to think, "Maybe Reddit doesn't take everything from 4chan" I see this link . ┌( )┘ Run Agsjjshdkdjk and that stupid recital in the Lumpy Pumpkin! ":strum, strum...: Am I doing it right? I feel like I'm getting the hang of it! I think I might be doing okay—awww, booed off the stage." Don't forget the wave of guys going back through your post history hoping there's a /r/gonewild post Yeah, I'm colour blind, this is like a big slap in the face for me. Red and green, really? Rittenhouse was robbed. I will participate, but I won't be happy wat Dyrus is known for his Jayce play When I visited Germany a couple years ago, I thought they were serving chocolate-flavored bread for breakfast. ^so ^dumb In an ask reddit thread someone told a story about turning down a chick who was dtf. Someone responded and said "Doesn't matter if she is a perfect 10, sexual harassment is sexual harassment, no matter the sex." And I responded with " ". My most down voted :((( You're thinking of it from the perspective of a country where having sex with a 16 year old is practically paedophilia. In the UK, there's a different mind set, so "glad" seems fine. 16 year olds here are considered capable of deciding whether or not they want it. There's nothing at all about 16 year olds having sex here. Plus, they're a blue state ... so fuck them. Wait i saw this on facebook. WHAT facebook actually didn't have a repost The fap train has no brake It amazes me that this is such a common explanation. Ive heard this with shampoo bottles, deodorants, gatorade bottles.....A DAMN ORANGE . .... Yes. An orange. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ FTFY: Correct... Not at all WELP, there goes my time. So not doing that again Next story after this one on the website is a woman having sex with a dead body and getting pregnant Wut [ ] well clearly she'll be successful in life... Power and life steal... No crit. (┛ )┛彡 ʇıppǝɹ "Big dongle" ( ) ** ** Bae caught me slippin....my dick out When did he say we got to go back to our present time I got borderlands for about 7.50 when it was still a 55 dollar game on steam... heck I got a thq and valve bundle ( every game made by thq and valve) for about 40 bucks... thats a crap load of games for about what one new console game would be on sale if you're lucky I see absolutely nothing all that bad with any of this, I own maybe twelve games that ill never part ways with. I cannot wait until my bills are paid off! This. Oh God. I own a game store with three employees. Last time I put out a general call for applications I got 92 of them. The thought of contacting all of them made me twitchy. Especially since I couldn't read everyone's handwriting for the contact info. Thanks for the encouragement. I'm actually going to be an empty-nester in the fall but instead of dreading it, I see it as an opportunity for hubby and I to eat healthier. Both my kids are very picky eaters and won't touch most fruits and veggies. Actually, my daughter is a vegetarian, but she won't eat vegetables ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Not sure what i expected No....she's *not* your wife....She's the princess.... What the hell did I just watch, I watched past 0:10 to the end Photoshop Soft ball. Get that suffering over with, and maybe make some money on the side through YouTube. Not me. Unless you're into 10-year-old girls We are all here to give you this look and an upvote. Good one! Dat Pedo Bear 481x500? I second that This same story happened to a friend of mine. Interesting. wait...no...that's not the word I was looking for....umm...shitty. Yeah...that's shitty . This is probably the result of a sexist culture in which I was raised; but there is something especially distasteful in the idea of a short girl being physically bullied. auditions... I'm really wondering if cats are slowly evolving to be more and more like us. Perhaps Red Dwarf was a reality tv series sent from the future? and all we have to say is Remember that magikarp you released....he's back You and I both know there are no girls on the Internet.... At least not the real kind Phobophobia dry Anything? How can you even consider it an advice? Of Gods and Men was a good film Fuck you fuck you fuck you. My fiancée showed me salad fingers a few months ago and it creeps me the fuck out. Now I'm not gonna be able to sleep because his voice is all I can think about God Dammit Japan God Dammit Japan God dammit! Now I can't sleep cuz I feel all itchy! ಠ_ಠ here. Took me small piece longer a time of have it than that to read should it. It's not buggy. It's not been updated to support iOS 7. The way velvet/corduroy feels. Eesh My ZJ's 5.2L is similar, though fortunately I've always managed to catch all that oil on my face instead. Why I always wear eye pro when I'm changing anything with fluids. God good that made me cringe Dat trigger finger. ┌( )┘ Dance Fat bottom girls. FAT BOTTOM. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ WTF I'll have an extra kid with my BigMac please. I think you took my comment the wrong way. . I wasn't trying to be mean. |ಠ_ಠ|ಠ_ಠ| | |ಠ_ಠ|ಠ_ಠ| | |ಠ_ಠ|ಠ_ಠ| | "I'm surviving" Oh my gosh.... I thought you were talking about the operating system. Or were you? Hilarious! South southern? Western southern? Yeah mine started in Ann Arbor as well, then went to Pennsylvania. I live in Chicago The bad one... Wow! That's ridiculous, I don't even know how they let that one go! It's PS4 must be loving this! The only one. Omg, it's you. I knew you were lying. Lets make love "I will watch. I will smell" I'm going to assume you're joking So that's why I'm unable to do fifty flips in a row. Si, si, perche' gli inventori a Napoli non sanno come fare una pizza... So much what. Spero che il prossimo argomento sia caffe'. Sara' probabilmente la stessa merda ridicolo dai miei connazionali. Qualcuno dira' "Dunkin Donuts coffee is much better than the coffee in Italy." Watch a little show called.... Breaking Bad. "Angi" ... ¯\ ( )/¯ Are you guys saying "gyrados" on purpose? Sweet Jesus Full body cringe Yes, usability as in: less grouping of information. Buttons without affordance (they just look like text), and thin fonts on white background. Dubstep "LOL ROFLCopter" .... Does anyone have fulltext for the OP's study? I tried getting a copy through my university, but Nature would only let me download a correction to the study paper... ( ) ^ This comment is LE funny! Please have a le upvote, le brave le gentlesir ‎ >The littler one... But it says HP at the top... Why are they so god damned many centipedes on reddit lately Well, when put together to come up with one full-proof master strategy, the great minds of Reddit seem to all agree: winning gameplan = shit yourself I have a hunch on why you think a blood-and-tissue-filled cup might be cute, /u/Bleeding_profusely_ ... ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ The sound of children. The "fire" metaphor implies there's something burning down there........ No ...^yes came here to say this. nope Too bad we can't see vote totals I just realized... Did people nominate *reseph* as a Linkshell name? Wet socks from your teenage son's room. I remember sitting on my couch jaw agape at what a mess this was. In this definition you can't really see it but they had a stopped look about 3 minutes later where it showed the ball in his glove and foot/toe on the bag. The whole time I was just like Get Um Buck!! Where would one find such women ^ Haha, that comment made me LOL! One le upvote 4 u, le brave reddit le sir ‎ My penfriend in the USA still doesn't want to try it out "because it says I have to pay for it" fried sushi. They should have panned superman 2 for Clark being so introspective and contemplative to give up his powers to be with Lois and then they should have ripped into pessimistic superman giving her the amnesia kiss - isn't superman supposed to be optimistic etc My thoughts exactly... ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Negative, fixed that just before even seeing your comment. You didn't see anything **‎ ** * If you're joking... not funny dude And why is she still your best friend again? ‎ My Girlfriend: "That Ginger Ale is soda... Because it's an ale." daaaaamn that's a grilled cheese. now give it to me. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ fagget lol blaze lol I hate xbx leteraly hitler like you fuck dicksಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ c That was my point ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ Seriously? AS WELL THEY SHOULD BE So he throws hobbits that explode? ^ Haha, that comment made me LOL! One le upvote 4 u, le brave reddit le sir ‎ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ... ^ Haha, that comment made me LOL! One le upvote 4 u, le brave reddit le sir ‎ Why are so many people so boring common people. Hot bitch I'm seeing that too. Da fuq is it Not me, but the IT guy (aka dumbass) was accessing child rape porn. Without turning off sharing on his iTunes library. Does that make PS4... non-'Merican? Yeah, because crudely machined nails with a flat, flared "stabilizing fin" propelled out of a non-rifled barrel at 2000ft/sec is gonna be really accurate. He did change a few words.. Gold likewise ^ Haha, that comment made me LOL! One le upvote 4 u, le brave reddit le sir ‎ It never ends >Um... the worst case scenario happened. The man called and lost his money... Dont act like you don't know who I am Are you really just using it for shaving Why downvote an honest opinion?? We all have our likes/ dislikes. ^ Haha, that comment made me LOL! One le upvote 4 u, le brave reddit le sir ‎ ^ What a funny le comment! One le upvote 4 u, fellow brave le sir ‎ Plus extra karma when you explain: Karma double dipping He has two. You haven't played Halo 3 Don't toy with me, sir... How does it prevent it? By giving your body a small dose of the virus so it can fight it. AND: You don't get encephalitis from chicken pox. . Second: I'm not one of those anti-vaccine peoples. I agree with vaccs whole-heartedly. I was 13 when I got it and at the same time I had stomach flu. That was a shitty week. (Literally) can I join in? Nice try Bill So, that means that my ex might get pregnant anytime and I will have to take the responsibility. ‎ ^ Haha, that comment made me LOL! One le upvote 4 u, le brave reddit le sir ‎ Who doesn't hunt treasure. I mean really, everybody is looking for it, it's TREASURE. I was able to force out a duck that decided to plop her house down next to mine and destroying my foreign fruits! problem was this cause a new animal to move in early! this certain hamster decides it would be a good idea to move in and plop his house down right near my newly built bridge, making it difficult to navigate. Redditor for one day I must purchase this!... if this is a fake then may Arceus strike you down this instance Atleast his name makes sense now The closest non-outlet store to me is 348 miles away. Create a more fair society where all the wealth is not hoarded, unemployment isn't purposely increased and a working man can actually afford to live. That and the soda I just spewed. Duh rob, you're too big to hide ^ Haha, that comment made me LOL! One le upvote 4 u, le brave reddit le sir ‎ Far too expensive? *Next time*. A bit OCD, but I'm getting better I think. One example. I'll go out to my car every night to make sure it's locked up and the windows are up (seems normal maybe?). But I've already checked when I get out of the car and lock it up. In my head I know this, but I can't seem to accept it. I just seem to check everything constantly. I was the same when I was a kid, I'd always be checking my school bag to see if I missed something. I'm strange. Not a baby clown, a clown b- 7th result from india is rape. Noice! It now occurs to me that I don't have a good picture of mine...it's mostly factory, except I swapped out the grip for a hogue overmold and it has an echo 93 V6 sling mount to provide a location to clip the Savvy Sniper sling I just got. I plan to keep it fairly simple...I have a few friends with AKs that look like the belong on /r/gats. It'll get an optic, maybe a 4Sevens Maelstrom MMX weapons light in a VLTOR mount, and that's it. Maybe a NATO length stock IF I CAN EVER FIND ONE Poor car They just say that, then use it when you aren't around. TGIF! There's an ant colony taking up residence in my room even though I hardly ever have food here. Also...only 15 days until I see The Doobie Brothers for the 6th time and potentially, finally meet the band!!!!! And there goes the karma I was trying to whore. Sort of off topic but relative nonetheless but my old home phone used to be on digit off from the local PepBoys auto shop. We would get calls everyday from people asking if we did certain services or sold parts. At first we just informed them they had the wrong number but after a while we decided to have some fun with it. Whenever people would call we would either A) pretend to be a gay phone sex line B) be a "shopper" looking for PepBoys number or C) act like OP speaking in the 3rd person.... ┌∩┐( )┌∩┐ No, I am not going to spend my next 20 minutes looking for it.......GOD DAMN IT! -clicks- Literally doesn't make sense. Every game would lose money with every copy sold. Game costs aren't high for fun. Look at Tomb Raider. Sold millions of units, each at a profit, and didn't break even. Google ads are based on the user's searches HAHAHA. No fucking way. / \ how? There was a video, which I can no longer find, of an announcer at the Olympics calling one of the Jamaican runners "African-American". They are turning into robots. All my (2) tickets that's been replied, they both have the same outline. There are still 6 pending from awhile back. Did you just compare Halo and Tribes? So you don't want to go to a non-first world country? Das Wort gibt's?? that may have something to do with her recommended items on ARAM which are Lichbane and Deathcap IIRC SECONDED..... Hahaha... wait . I finally have my first ultrasound this afternoon and the whole world wants to be there! (i.e. SIL and her kids, MIL, FIL, my mom, my best girl friend other friends....) I politely said no, and that I only want my husband there. Now most of them, mostly my in laws, think I don't want them around my baby.... Romania #2 .... I stopped reading after you insinuated PWE was making the game P2W by fixing a bug in their cleric spells. I mean COME ON. They even took the bones ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ They will allways be watching... ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ We almost went 1 thread without an /r/PokePorn plug. Contrasting brands on your feet. How does that even work? ‎ Are you a troll or just stupid? /r/tipofmypenis I don't think I know this one ** ** Because - in the interest of the music industry - we must ensure that there are fewer capable musicians That might cause some Pavlovian response, he could end up turned on by Optimus Prime. I would think he is more OSX, both seems to be controlled by a self indulgent cult. Star Trek, made in 2006? Roger Rabbit. These novelty accounts gets weirder by the day. Oh, trust me, I know all about weird as shit laws. I live in Nebraska...where its illegal to hunt whales. Typical reddit. Paragraph's worth of good advice, and someone has to pick on one misspelling. This is not what we meant when we asked Wenger to sign players with more experience... ヽ( )ノ Why do you never brush your teeth? Oh Gwinn and Negaunee ...... Definitely go there. Got a thing for bat shit crazy cults? Lake Superior takes no prisoners. She only eats live food. Snedging. the friend could be lesbian and OP male Not even a need to know how to spell them either, apparently. Does any one else think that i nailed it and am doing it right? Have an upvote. AND MY AXE! This kills the axe meme. To the front page with you! This. Wow. I don't believe I made to the front page! I'd like to thank god. There's no proof that fairies don't exist either - do you believe in them too? Carl Sagan said it best [Carl.jpg] Repost Not sure if Repost or haven't seen it before [fry.jpg]. If it's a Repost, just use the downvote button! IDIOT! That's what they are their for. I hate being this guy, but you used the wrong 'there'. Irony. Came here to post this. That is NOT irony! Look it up FFS! It's shit like this. Absolutely agree with Sagan. Fuck everything about this! Fuck all the things!!! No, that's an object, I think you mean Rings. No, that's a band of metal, I think you mean Sings. C-C-C-Combo Breaker!! In Soviet Russia things fuck you. go on... That post was almost as bad as Justin Bieber and Rebecca black combined. Louis CK hit the nail on the head with this one [Louis.jpg] Stop posting pics of Louis CK with text! He would hate it! He should have posted in [1] /r/only10subscribers anyway. Neither, Chuck Tesla. You got that from /b/ And /b/ got it from Reddit. Nice try, M. Night Shyamalanan. Your spelling is wrong. I quit life. AND MY AXE! Another LOTR reference! This thread helps my OCD. This doesn't mean you have OCD! IT JUST MEANS YOU'RE particular!!@! This is what OCD is like: [vid] Wadsworth constant applies. Was expecting to read that and will not leave disappointed. My SO made me an axe for my birthday. Awesome or disappointing? Guythatsaysmyaxe: AND MY AXE! Upvote for relevant username. Member for 4 years! Your day has come! Member for 4 years and only one post - You can't explain that. [BillOReilly.jpg] Good Guy Greg Upvotes relevant username. Scumbag Steve Downvotes relevant usernames. One downvote? SBS is a Hipster. Steve! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU* You just edited your post! Hey everybody! This guys a PHONY! A BIG FAT PHONY! This is why we can't have nice things! I'll just be over here then. [sadkeanu.jpg] Forever Alone. Have an upboat. I wish I had more upvotes to give. Wait...is that a spider in the right hand corner? ENHANCE. Someone setup a GUI interface using visual basic. NOPE NOPE NOPE!! [spiderenhanced.jpg] Kill it with fire! Hey Guys, my girlfriend thinks she's [f]at, can you talk some sense into her? [size0model.jpg] Pic is down. Is she...Over 9000?? 9000kg girlfriend? That brings new meaning to....a tonne of fun. Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! To help everyone out - 9000 kilograms = 19 841.6036 pounds How I feel when someone posts "Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" before me [gif]. No one cares how you feel on an internet site. This is not your internet site! There are millions of visitors and they all like different things. I think this Youtube comment said it best [screengrab.jpg]. Nothing has not happened more than that didn't happen. Yeah, I can tell by the pixels. TIL about pixels from a tv show and posted a Wiki article on it. What the actual fuck!! Look how stupid my friends on facebook are. They know nothing about pixels. [screengrab.jpg] AMA Request: That guy on facebook!! Would anyone be interested in a AMA from that guy on facebook? FFS! Just ask them and if people are interested they will ask questions!!!! Okay. [okayrageface.jpg] Look at my cat in a hat - I rescued it from my neighbour's backyard [meholdingcatnexttomyface.jpg]. I want that hat! Shutupandtakemymoney I don't have a cat to pimp for cakeday karma, so here's an elderly person I know. Happy Cakeday! Am I the only one that hates cats? Yes. You are a unique snowflake. Yes. You are a unique pancake. Yes. You are a unique toothache. Y U NO like cats? huh? Next person that posts 'huh?' gets a visit from this guy. [fatguybeingsick.jpg] I don't even... That's it, the internet is officially over. That's enough internet for today. I'm out. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ Hi r/sex, I'm just wondering if it's normal if you get an erection while licking a table. Of course. Anyone who doesn't like it is a victim of society and is homophobic. (285 upvotes) I'm a cop and love to lick tables. Police abusing cooperating table [vid] That table gotta lawyer up! Lawyer up, hit the gym and delete facebook. Fuck the police. Whoa, we got a badass over here! I love the police. You are the 1%. I don't want to live on this planet anymore. If you hate this planet...Does that mean you've been to another? [philosoraptor.jpg] Imgur mirror [1] Urgh. Is there a Reddit for grownups? These memes are getting sad. C'mon. It was funny! I laughed so hard I spat coffee on my keyboard. I laughed so hard I almost woke my roommate and dog up. In Australia you wake your roommate and dog down. I told my Australian roommate I quit facebook. This was his reaction [gif] This is what Cleverbot has to say about facebook. [screengrab.jpg] I copied what Cleverbot said and said it back to Cleverbot. [screengrab.jpg] Yo dawg, I herd you like Cleverbot so we spoke to Cleverbot with Cleverbot so you read Cleverbot while Cleverbot talks to Cleverbot.. We must go deeper.... That's what she said. I don't always go deeper, but when I do it's in your mother. [interestingman.jpg] TL;DR - Something irrelephant ^^^^^ Two words: Bill Callahan My dad walked in on me laughing at this and since I was too out of breath to explain why it was funny, he left, shaking his head disappointed. Guys, my dad thinks I'm a sociopath Blackberrys don't have them either. Sad that I know that Though Rush *is* about attacking and defending, sometimes *both* teams are playing defense. * * ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ Kayak Peach… JAY-ZEUS! What WalMart were you in? for sure Everybody's learning that since the new 300 movie got announced.. I'm watching you... " " +49/-6 Very good looking guy and your cock.. once you're inside your friends Sure, if you want the universe to IMPLODE!! Don't even get me started on this "Hang in there" Semi-vivacious. Being a man on here and reading all of this Someone put KarlSchmidt as the worst part of /r/Teenagers Chill out bro \\( )/ ︵ ノ( ゜-゜ノ) ... As a Asian who has actually eaten this soup before... oh god.......more......... The first time my fiancee saw my penis flaccid, she called it an inchworm. My aunt that makes it so worth buying Softtek e Internacional Thank you! :B Heheh, is always fun to recreate! Bongs are always female ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Oh. Thanks for telling me. As far as that shit goes: Again, But the back story wasn't presented in a way I agreed with. Who the fuck was noble 6?! I know it's "us" but the books introduced to us the idea of a finite number of Spartans all with names. So noble 6 is an impossibility in my mind at least. The spartan iii soldiers weren't even around yet or anywhere near reach to be considered. I loved it cuz it was halo, but even now it's boring to me. 4 hit me on a pretty emotional level. Idk, maybe I'm easily impressed, I am a fan of the xb1, and pretty alone it seems Where did I see something about commenting "h" You have iOS 7 signal indicators with iOS 6 Siri... I have a freckle on the middle of my nose I'm partial to.... No, but I'm starting to think there's no safe and he did it all for the sweet sweet karma! Molestation is just so funny isn't it! That is a very confusing photo ... She looked so good and young but she is dead and a grandma? Nose and ear hair trimmer. Didn't really find this funny I don't think you find those people on reddit...they're too...busy. Even Santos? How rude of me not to offer. Would you like a cup? If your coWORKer brought that puppy to WORK, doesn't that mean that you work at a vet? And doesn't that mean that y'all see cute puppies like this all the time?? Do you look at the Tifa's shirt? The other girl with the bangs tho.. I think CNET got 14 hours! I feel cheated at first because of the girl in the front. Some websites are getting more than 14 hours in their battery tests... Imagine this thing on Mavericks A guy that has been viewing my profile at least once a day for the past month finally sent a message. The first line was "Marry me". Since owning him in 2008, I've counted 40+ caught mice [intact or remains ]. Your username, is screwing with my head worrrkk Dripping with innuendo I'm not allowed to show my balls either. I blame this sub entirely for my new Oliso iron purchase. ... Mw3 is on there twice!!!! Jesus photobucket I'm such an idiot. Just tried clicking mobile on his image. It's between 12 and 14. What else should it be? The tupperware container is for the R+Js because they had mold spores on them, which I didn't find out until the before I left for the US Abartig. Ich bin selber 14 und mir war gar nicht bewusst, das es sowas hierzulande gibt . Und das ist nicht mal ne halbe Stunde von meinem Dorf entfernt. So when you get 20v1ed and get one lucky kill you think to yourself 'they didn't deserve it'? You serious? > ^^^ ^ Also stuffed with innuendo Dude, she was 16 at the time, **16**... What is going on here? Hunters who have to be told multiple times to turn off Aspect of the Pack. Everyone screws up now and then, but when it takes 5 mins of everyone yelling HUNTER TURN OFF ASPECT to get a response... Yeah, that second movie... cell phones As someone with dawnguard, I just make arrows/ bolts whenever I need them haha. Though bolts are quite expensive I work at a casino. "I just printed them" "giving out free samples?" Every day. Every... Day... . Is that a 9gag watermark? It's so great that god has taken the time from his normal job of ritualistically slaughtering African babies to help a single guy out out of the 7 billion people on the earth As a former Florida resident and frequent beach goer, FUCK SEAGULLS!!! Did anyone else see a rabbit with birds feet? ne bih rekao. ako se 2 zgodne cure ljube onda to nikom ne smeta i to nije gej. What? ABBA is always cool! EDIT: I'm fixated at the Ruby in your helm, given the Marquis emeralds everywhere else... You only need to go down to '92 for anything 21+ I first read this as woodchuck sliders and I was going to ask what woodchuck tastes like ಠ ಠ >I feel like I shouldn't have to tell you this. How is this a swan & why does it have three legs, or indeed two legs and and a massive curved/hooked penis What? Fuck you and your spam. I hope the city black lists you. NO But those are perishable I have the same bike My brother in law said something similar...he asked why we didn't eat it. Now that is what you call a dirtbag parent. And now I don't trust anyone saying a single positive thing about xbox one Not sure if or ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)... Isn't diablo 3 an online game? And simcity? the fact they used COD as an example of a 'real' game I wonder which of you would be the first to decline the highest offer on your home if it was from a foreign buyer. The cats face is hilarious. ( ) Like this: That only applies to light absorption, not heat dissipation wow what a bitch move out when your contract ends. * Wy does that bother you? ლ( ლ) Unicode strings are an abstraction, much like (long) integers and floats. If you don't think about the actual bytes that make up the number 1000000000000000000000000000000 or the number 0.1, don't think about the actual bytes that make up the string u' '. And there's no way to get out of it Don't forget you're not allowed to play games -any games- without being connected to the Internet... That girl on the crapper is exactly this look: belongs on /r/cringe I thought that Abraham from the Bible and Abraham the president were the same guy. This continued until I was in the third grade. I also thought that Moses from the bible founded Ohio. I was one messed up child. Does any one else think that i nailed it and am doing it right? [craft.jpg] Have an upvote. AND MY AXE! This kills the axe meme. To the front page with you! This. Wow. I don't believe I made to the front page! I'd like to thank god. There's no proof that fairies don't exist either - do you believe in them too? Carl Sagan said it best [Carl.jpg] Repost Not sure if Repost or haven't seen it before [fry.jpg]. If it's a Repost, just use the downvote button! IDIOT! That's what they are their for. I hate being this guy, but you used the wrong 'there'. Irony. Came here to post this. That is NOT irony! Look it up FFS! It's shit like this. Absolutely agree with Sagan. Fuck everything about this! Fuck all the things!!! No, that's an object, I think you mean Rings. No, that's a band of metal, I think you mean Sings. C-C-C-Combo Breaker!! In Soviet Russia things fuck you. go on... That post was almost as bad as Justin Bieber and Rebecca black combined. Louis CK hit the nail on the head with this one [Louis.jpg] Stop posting pics of Louis CK with text! He would hate it! He should have posted in [1] /r/only10subscribers anyway. Neither, Chuck Tesla. You got that from /b/ And /b/ got it from Reddit. Nice try, M. Night Shyamalanan. Your spelling is wrong. I quit life. AND MY AXE! Another LOTR reference! This thread helps my OCD. This doesn't mean you have OCD! IT JUST MEANS YOU'RE particular!!@! This is what OCD is like: [vid] Wadsworth constant applies. Was expecting to read that and will not leave disappointed. My SO made me an axe for my birthday. Awesome or disappointing? Guythatsaysmyaxe: AND MY AXE! Upvote for relevant username. Member for 4 years! Your day has come! Member for 4 years and only one post - You can't explain that. [BillOReilly.jpg] Good Guy Greg Upvotes relevant username. Scumbag Steve Downvotes relevant usernames. One downvote? SBS is a Hipster. Steve! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU* You just edited your post! Hey everybody! This guys a PHONY! A BIG FAT PHONY! This is why we can't have nice things! I'll just be over here then. [sadkeanu.jpg] Forever Alone. Have an upboat. I wish I had more upvotes to give. Wait...is that a spider in the right hand corner? ENHANCE. Someone setup a GUI interface using visual basic. NOPE NOPE NOPE!! [spiderenhanced.jpg] Kill it with fire! Hey Guys, my girlfriend thinks she's [f]at, can you talk some sense into her? [size0model.jpg] Pic is down. Is she...Over 9000?? 9000kg girlfriend? That brings new meaning to....a tonne of fun. Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! To help everyone out - 9000 kilograms = 19 841.6036 pounds How I feel when someone posts "Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" before me [gif]. No one cares how you feel on an internet site. This is not your internet site! There are millions of visiters and they all like different things. I think this Youtube comment said it best [screngrab.jpg]. Nothing has not happened more than that didn't happen. Yeah, I can tell by the pixels. TIL about pixels from a tv show and posted a Wiki article on it. What the actual fuck!! Look how stupid my friends on facebook are. They know nothing about pixels. [screengrab.jpg] AMA Request: That guy on facebook!! Would anyone be interested in a AMA from that guy on facebook? FFS! Just ask them and if people are interested they will ask questions!!!! Okay. [okayrageface.jpg] Look at my cat in a hat - I rescued it from my neighbor's backyard [meholdingcatnexttomyface.jpg]. I want that hat! Shutupandtakemymoney I don't have a cat to pimp for cakeday karma, so here's an elderly person I know. Happy Cakeday! Am I the only one that hates cats? Yes. You are a unique snowflake. Yes. You are a unique pancake. Yes. You are a unique toothache. Y U NO like cats? huh? Next person that posts 'huh?' gets a visit from this guy. [fatguybeingsick.jpg] I don't even... That's it, the internet is officially over. That's enough internet for today. I'm out. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ Hi r/sex , I'm just wondering if it's normal if you get an erection while licking a table. Of course. Anyone who doesn't like it is a victim of society and is homophobic. (285 upvotes) I'm a cop and love to lick tables. Police abusing cooperating table [vid] That table gotta lawyer up! Lawyer up, hit the gym and delete facebook. Fuck the police. Whoa, we got a badass over here! I love the police. You are the 1%. I don't want to live on this planet anymore. If you hate this planet...Does that mean you've been to another? [philosoraptor.jpg] Imgur mirror [1] Urgh. Is there a Reddit for grownups? These memes are getting sad. C'mon. It was funny! I laughed so hard I spat coffee on my keyboard. I laughed so hard I almost woke my roommate and dog up. In Australia you wake your roommate and dog down. I told my Australian roommate I quit facebook. This was his reaction [gif] This is what Cleverbot has to say about facebook. [screengrab.jpg] I copied what Cleverbot said and said it back to Cleverbot. [screengrab.jpg] Yo dawg, I herd you like Cleverbot so we spoke to Cleverbot with Cleverbot so you read Cleverbot while Cleverbot talks to Cleverbot.. We must go deeper.... That's what she said. I don't always go deeper, but when I do it's in your mother. [interestingman.jpg] TL;DR - The concrete set. It's feet are stuck in my driveway and I now have to feed it daily. Eyeball licking ? * This is not a confession. Great title, OP. A statistician friend of mine calls the lottery "the low-cognition tax." That's... Uh... You should be careful what you say They do that to me too but I'm an a cup...which they don't really stock. Uh, there aren't any lost episodes of New Who... Nor are there any of Classic Who after 1970. Make an appointment That's the town next to me. The guy on the left's hands are the wrong way around no. Fox McCloud, fucking Fox McCloud!! I'm not getting that close. Her? [Are you implying I'm a sub character ] I have his old english book Because socialism fixes everything and makes the world a better place.... Where's Kermit? "Kermit lost his voice" Oh, I know those reasons very well, Jon I didn't think this was really a thing, but just the other day I met a guy who thought women urinate out of the vagina. He's not dumb either. Math major at a good school, so possibly celibate. It was a bug in Netscape that the IE JScript team copied. When JS was standardized, they left it in as to not break sites depending on this bug. Bae caught me Slip-in.. Wut Xboners Yes. I've read this somewhere. Nevertheless. Funny, since the best website to watch it on is an American website In my experience, clarinetists are almost always awful, awful people. Especially the ones likely to be gunning for first chair. Aaron Curry was a 'can't miss' draft pick too European That's right, you obviously know everything I'm thinking, because I don't bend your singular will through reddit, and it would be a horrid idea for me to get input from a few sources. * It was more of along the lines of: that guy looks like he enjoys Chick Fil A and spotted a nice bike to steal . But he can have my address, it's in a locked garage! "Peace at any cost"... yeah, totally. You and me both Are you sure your boxer isn't a kidnaped hobo in a dog suit? within the same video no less. ლ( ლ) 25 cents That's my jam bro Why are you guys looking at the license plate? My mom and I don't get along and I don't see her often. One year I went to pick her up at the airport and she said, "Oh I almost didn't recognize you. You've put on weight." A prep school in the UK is a private primary school *your* gonewild posts? ಠ_ಠ^ Got through the whole wall of text and just thought I'd say bravo... You gave good advice. Hopefully OP will read it all. I just realized that. I am a perv. No, it did *not*. Yes ofcourse.. Yeah because the game disconnecting isn't Riot's fault. Crossfire 7970's and a stock cooler "How old is she?" ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ The first second or two was okay but then he ended up licking my chin. Or a 6 foot dick Real life cakeday. Just sitting on the Internet, trying to not think about Father's Day but I can't seem to escape it on the Internet Yay capitalism! ** ** So, what are you really doing with that money? OP is a marketing person for that random blog, so I'm going to go ahead and guess that she will not deliver. Check the account history- 9 days on Reddit, 30 links to Dualfit.com Scary Spice. So what happened to it? Is this a Google interview question? 1400 years ago, there no science "Because I like money... why else?" I'm always watching Wait a second.. How old are you? > To me, it looks like he is making the eyes Hum the Bruins did the sweeping not the Pens... i swear in high school i won "no car payments" but was so confused by the promotion i thought it was a joke and tossed the cap out I love this, people will hold out for $3.60 than make a trade I had the grumblies, that only hands could cure Are you asking if I want a character featured in a video game (utility function of video games: fun, recreation) because I like the character? The answer is yes. Thought you had a 'decent job at JP Morgan as an Business Analyst' NO Turkey and Syria's uprising I'm ok with. They went to the street because they *raised their subway tickets by 20cts* ? A USB hub........... Wow, thank you! I have no clue how I did that- I even checked the format help first... QR code to this submission. ..... Usually Yes, eating no meat is the best, that is why everyone is vegan They figured it out, when they accessed the camera function and watched you ( again ) sleeping. As a Ravens fan, his username is **NEVER** awesome That was poor execution . * * Sweet or smokey... or both? ( ) Does any one else think that i nailed it and am doing it right? Have an upvote. AND MY AXE! This kills the axe meme. To the front page with you! This. Wow. I don't believe I made to the front page! I'd like to thank god. There's no proof that fairies don't exist either - do you believe in them too? Carl Sagan said it best [Carl.jpg] Repost Not sure if Repost or haven't seen it before [fry.jpg]. If it's a Repost, just use the downvote button! IDIOT! That's what they are their for. I hate being this guy, but you used the wrong 'there'. Irony. Came here to post this. That is NOT irony! Look it up FFS! It's shit like this. Absolutely agree with Sagan. Fuck everything about this! Fuck all the things!!! No, that's an object, I think you mean Rings. No, that's a band of metal, I think you mean Sings. C-C-C-Combo Breaker!! In Soviet Russia things fuck you. go on... That post was almost as bad as Justin Bieber and Rebecca black combined. Louis CK hit the nail on the head with this one [Louis.jpg] Stop posting pics of Louis CK with text! He would hate it! He should have posted in [1] /r/only10subscribers anyway. Neither, Chuck Tesla. You got that from /b/ And /b/ got it from Reddit. Nice try, M. Night Shyamalanan. Your spelling is wrong. I quit life. AND MY AXE! Another LOTR reference! This thread helps my OCD. This doesn't mean you have OCD! IT JUST MEANS YOU'RE particular!!@! This is what OCD is like: [vid] Wadsworth constant applies. Was expecting to read that and will not leave disappointed. My SO made me an axe for my birthday. Awesome or disappointing? Guythatsaysmyaxe: AND MY AXE! Upvote for relevant username. Member for 4 years! Your day has come! Member for 4 years and only one post - You can't explain that. [BillOReilly.jpg] Good Guy Greg Upvotes relevant username. Scumbag Steve Downvotes relevant usernames. One downvote? SBS is a Hipster. Steve! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU* You just edited your post! Hey everybody! This guys a PHONY! A BIG FAT PHONY! This is why we can't have nice things! I'll just be over here then. [sadkeanu.jpg] Forever Alone. Have an upboat. I wish I had more upvotes to give. Wait...is that a spider in the right hand corner? ENHANCE. Someone setup a GUI interface using visual basic. NOPE NOPE NOPE!! [spiderenhanced.jpg] Kill it with fire! Hey Guys, my girlfriend thinks she's [f]at, can you talk some sense into her? [size0model.jpg] Pic is down. Is she...Over 9000?? 9000kg girlfriend? That brings new meaning to....a tonne of fun. Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! To help everyone out - 9000 kilograms = 19 841.6036 pounds How I feel when someone posts "Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" before me [gif]. No one cares how you feel on an internet site. This is not your internet site! There are millions of visitors and they all like different things. I think this Youtube comment said it best [screengrab.jpg]. Nothing has not happened more than that didn't happen. Yeah, I can tell by the pixels. TIL about pixels from a tv show and posted a Wiki article on it. What the actual fuck!! Look how stupid my friends on facebook are. They know nothing about pixels. [screengrab.jpg] AMA Request: That guy on facebook!! Would anyone be interested in a AMA from that guy on facebook? FFS! Just ask them and if people are interested they will ask questions!!!! Okay. [okayrageface.jpg] Look at my cat in a hat - I rescued it from my neighbour's backyard [meholdingcatnexttomyface.jpg]. I want that hat! Shutupandtakemymoney I don't have a cat to pimp for cakeday karma, so here's an elderly person I know. Happy Cakeday! Am I the only one that hates cats? Yes. You are a unique snowflake. Yes. You are a unique pancake. Yes. You are a unique toothache. Y U NO like cats? huh? Next person that posts 'huh?' gets a visit from this guy. [fatguybeingsick.jpg] I don't even... That's it, the internet is officially over. That's enough internet for today. I'm out. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ Hi r/sex, I'm just wondering if it's normal if you get an erection while licking a table. Of course. Anyone who doesn't like it is a victim of society and is homophobic. (285 upvotes) I'm a cop and love to lick tables. Police abusing cooperating table [vid] That table gotta lawyer up! Lawyer up, hit the gym and delete facebook. Fuck the police. Whoa, we got a badass over here! I love the police. You are the 1%. I don't want to live on this planet anymore. If you hate this planet...Does that mean you've been to another? [philosoraptor.jpg] Imgur mirror [1] Urgh. Is there a Reddit for grownups? These memes are getting sad. C'mon. It was funny! I laughed so hard I spat coffee on my keyboard. I laughed so hard I almost woke my roommate and dog up. In Australia you wake your roommate and dog down. I told my Australian roommate I quit facebook. This was his reaction [gif] This is what Cleverbot has to say about facebook. [screengrab.jpg] I copied what Cleverbot said and said it back to Cleverbot. [screengrab.jpg] Yo dawg, I herd you like Cleverbot so we spoke to Cleverbot with Cleverbot so you read Cleverbot while Cleverbot talks to Cleverbot.. We must go deeper.... That's what she said. I don't always go deeper, but when I do it's in your mother. [interestingman.jpg] TL;DR - Don't cross memes with me, bitch. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Kool-aid in a stein? That ending to 3 stages of Hell was cheesy as hell You trying to kill the people here? And it starts again So you're an advocate for creationism?!!! !? ! ** ** The title isn't super rage-inducing. The article made me though. I assume you mean hate, in which case I concur for *protection* [ ] The correct answer is ** ** Dogs are like people, some are just assholes. Haha wait -- Did you just say that the jordan 7s are weak? Billith Mays here for oxyclean They made him a He-Man action figure This is gayಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ..... QÑ ÑQ Never deliver pizza for Biden. He'll fire the shotgun through the door. Look at his username... Had an ex with long hair that would leave hair and hairpins everywhere and clog all my drains. I thought I made you laugh 28? Um, probably turning the thing on. Fucking /r/spacedicks. Now all I can think about is two people pulling on my uterus like it was one of those two-person party crackers and the fallopian tubes are the handles... So who was in charge of telling the trout to leave, and did they all go willingly? Did any choose to "ride out the impending hazard"? Sorta related, my ex-boyfriend's toddler used to do something similar in stores. If we tried to stop her from running off or eating lotion or whatever, she'd scream "YOU'RE NOT MY PARENTS! I WANT MY MOMMY AND DADDY!" and start crying hysterically. We had a TON of trouble because of this. Her mom taught her to do this because she hated us. I know. But I live in a boring religious state so... I think that a is appropriate for this. Me too .... I don't trust that statement for a second. If I were your friend/brother/cousin/pet monkey I would slap some fucking sense into you I love how, in your opinion, the weirdest part is that your friend said you had an erection I can confirm that Electrostatic on my Hats of Cards is bugged as well. Sometimes it dissappears or it flows randomly. Valve We need unusual effect fix asap Its common bug, nothing new here. 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Oh god You don't find the privacy policy to be that convincing but it was convincing enough to have convinced you that it doesn't allow for much privacy invasion? I am, too. People always ask what color everything around me is. Even when something is black or white. This is not kerning, this is hastily typed and not proofread for all those damn extra spaces. The rest is from justification LMAO Your mom must have been in for a lot of pain Not the bee's.... This gets reposted as much as the parkour goat. Leaving their house in the morning Anybody else worried about what would happen when that hits 0? I do that..... I do that a lot. oh god what is wrong with me I thought it was normal. What makes you think en masse demonstrations and destruction of property isn't a national guard issue? Do you know how many times the army have been on the streets for civil disobedience in the states? No More like filled with the power of the whole undead dragon company down in lost izalith, on steroids. Made out of chaos energy. Infused with dark magic. Comming from the father of the abyss itself Alright, let me just go first time Nami mid in my next ranked game... trust me, you dont want to see that OMG...I had a mini heart attack reading that title. The NSA reading this. How'd I know I'd find you in this thread? * you stalking me just like Gavin? you face the pool noodle Who da fuq is Joey Fucking stupid idea. What happens when beer glass sweats all over your phone and shorts it out? Ok, it's official, I think I'm gay now. I'm playing Xcom and now everytime I use 'run and gun' all I can hear is "I'm going in for the clit" You are none of the above and you gained 2kg of lean mass in 6 weeks? How about "dead's sex" Exactly like Chaos Inoculation right now. Non je connais pas... Just open the safe. Assad! ಠ_ಠ Don't transcode. Die Hard I read somewhere that a university in Israel has the right to Einsteins image. They should sue for this monstrosity dude gtfo of trees you obviously dont care for your health and pretty fuckin cheap if you cant afford a glass pipe ( )? why are we always hearing about thing like this as they're half way done or are just wrapping up? wish i knew about it sooner I know, I cracked up right there and I'm still laughing. (Just because I seriously don't want to believe that yes, this person exists, and yes, she reproduced.... ) It might be because I'm eating, but "kinda" is an understatement My face when I'll be watching - When you say that a dog showed up in *your* next cycle... I did not have pleasant mental images Yeah, in a long hard tube "Whatever you do to my daughter, I will do to you." I know why didn't her mother or dad get her a job? White is a color, not a nationality. ** ** Still looks better than what's on Trumps head. So because you bought RP Riots system is flawed Sounds like you should mind your own business... My husband is dying to try...help me help him dive further into this madness. Someone sent you a random device wrapped in electrical tape and you plugged it into your computer? Not even just USB, but your PCI bus? Dude... To the father: i hope u enjoy walking across the beach during sunset Usually when posts about weird Russia pop up, I think to myself, "I could see that in certain parts of the US. Not so weird if you look in the right places." But some of these pictures really made me (mostly the bear pics...) Don't spit in a customers drink you don't ask a girl that I know this enraging encounter far too often. Mcdonalds execs: only teens... So, is literally "tah_tah". Ta_ta. Tata. Boob. ..... So the customer **DOESN'T** want more alcohol for free????? I mean, what is it that you're offering then ..? Hood louvers. Uhh, if your office had internet then you could just upload it right from the office now couldn't you? Is there really no volume control on that page? "ME2 had the best story" Lol I just realized I even asked him for a parts list in that thread Earnest? her face.. Looks like she's gonna rape someone.. Also.... You're not /u/bravo_delta Homebrew exists, sir. Half of these choices are horrid, it's like you want a cast of super models. Game of thrones is good because half the people in it are dirty, old and bitter. There are certainly some lookers, but ya might as well just have every guy played by Robert Downy jr, and every girl played by Megan Fox. While your at it, just rewrite the story to have them doing nothing but have pillow fights and life weights all day. Not only has this been posted a ridiculous amount, it was reposted yesterday for someones cakeday, then you stroll in here on your high horse and try to claim all the karma. I see right through you.. WTF ??? he's just fucking with our minds now, right? Sadistic bastard! Being a fat and lazy leader if a monopolistic cartel is not enough??? Now you got to fuck with our minds too?? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ but then people wouldnt be able to make this face over a simple spelling error It makes it more awkward since my best friend's name is Linden... Wear a bear suit. That's management secret code for "this guy has balls". Dude, where you at in Iowa city? I need some trees man As much as the last few line do make complete sense You don't even know if I have a birthday Trust me when I say, all you need to do is enter a shelter, and you would never want to buy a dog from anywhere else again. They need homes solo bad. I hate sitting on the right side of someone when I'm eating. They really make those? I'll be 21 on the 25th. I had my first when I turned 19. Jesus I live in Texas and honestly the looks, judgements happen EVERYWHERE! Neighbors, even though they see me and my SO live on our own with our toddler. It's a constant thing, and I ALWAYS have to say " before you ask, yes I'm still with the father and yes this is his second child, and yes we are happy and no it wasn't planned and yes I was on birth control" I literally say that all the time to get people that ask questions off my back. But when I see someone stare at me then belly then me I give em a huge smile. Say hello and that's it. Or if they stare and look rude, I say a simple "what?" And they huff and puff and walk away. Trust me you aren't alone. Hands like a fucking clock on that pass I'm a little surprised he buried it. Fuck. You should have named him Thumbs Look absolutely nothing alike A chicken's period. So YOU are the guy making those loud crunchy noises when everyone else is trying to watch the movie! Except the patch was broken itself. Yes here is a suggestion. Why don't you go to the Camp Nou and get on your knees and ask King Messi to forgive you for being a Madrid fan. Kiss his feet and beg. I've seen Peruvian asparagus for sale in Costco in the uk..during the English asparagus season English asparagus is delicious and most of it is grown a few miles from that store. She needs to sit in jail. I prefer the exact time that young man spent in prison. Even did it with Paul McCartney. Yeah. I recently became self conscious of my surgery scars and chest concave this weekend shirtless at a huge event sealed it that I no longer like my body particularly I meant to send a long message about why I love her so much to my girlfriend..... It went to my boss who is female so that made it a bit more awkward Spying on U. S citizens Landed on a car and broke my leg I really want someone to hit them both in the face with a sharpened hockey stick. I'm a * * About as lost as a tourist attraction can be TIL; that queefer is an actual thing. I call my friend that all the time. I thought I made it up. Tried to call him a queer and fag at the same time and I said queefer. True story. "I like to believe in the big bang theory" ...you... what the fuck is wrong with you..? came here for this. A lot of these were pretty humorous knock offs that even as a kid I would have given mom the , but that Thomas toy was badass. What happens when a colostomy bag is struck by lightning What positive history of the Nazi swastika? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Well I suppose there is going to be a lot of pounding. . . Remove the appendix I mean, this fandom is literally 2 or 3 years old, and the brony part of me is the equivalent of an 80 year old Except, now your keeper is going to be named to the All-Star team... But Ramsay is the guy who actually killed these kids. It was even Ramsays idea...so yeah, give Theon back to Ramsay because Ramsay killed two kids. I personally use XCompose on Linux (which is on by default for many systems), which allows me to set my own definitions so I can press Compose + some key combination, and compose for me is set to Caps Lock. For example, Compose+g+r+p gives π, Compose+n+o+t gives ¬, Compose+/+\ gives ∧, Compose+t+f gives ∴, Compose+-+> gives →, Compose+e+= gives, €, Compose+l+o+d gives , etc. I try to set them to set them to be mnemonic so I don't have to memorize much, but compose's default bindings go a long way for accents like áéí (Compose+a,e,i+'), ä,ü,ÿ (Compose+a,u,y+"), etc. His name isn't "Dr. Who" Think of it this way, after a new game comes out the old game is useless so why buy any games at all? Vladimir? It's really obnoxious. Today while listening to the radio I heard Ryan Seacrest say "and now for the biggest news story in the world right now! Kim and kayne have had their baby!". That makes me wonder why *you* weren't valedictorian. There is no competition if every hospital charges the same ridiculous price, and you need the medical attention to survive mayo: never again. This is how I earned my name.... ಠ_ That.... chalkboard... I hope OP is an Asian person with a good sense of humor, or else.. Sorry to lower the tone, but the thumbnail...said..."AGINA" and I wondered why it wasn't flagged NSFW. Then I realised it is the middle of the word 'imagination' why would you need to retexture cake to a tv You are insanely generous man... I hope the kindness comes back to you, dude. It's not "somewhat creepy", it's completely and 100% creepy. Unless you are also a young teenage boy (IMO between 13-15) you shouldn't be making sexual comments about a 14-year-old girl or rating her attractiveness What is the black shit on the end of your toothpaste?... NO Girl in my grade is pregnant. For the third time fuck man 2 days without baseball her cameltoe Crafty oldtimers... > Do you know what "per capita" means? ITT: ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Yeah that's the spider kind. You can tell because they have two body sections. I'm usually not one to go against the Geneva convention, but I think this constitutes the most awful warfare you can muster. Think about their children. Their hundreds of children, taking over your house. Get out ‎ I saw the header for your celebrity legacy idea, and I thought you had misspelled "celibacy". You linked to the wrong user Depends on the circumstances. And what you mean by responsible. Repost Look at how high they rate starbucks With paint That Bataleon hoodie he has on causes so many people to stare at me. I got it as a Christmas present from my girlfriend and so several people have asked me what "bat on" means and what the symbols are... I'm on vacation, listening to my parents and their tipsy friends on the deck outside, confess about the car accidents they've been in. One of them very nearly killed a guy, apparently. Horris Babylon Hubbert, I still ended up with a Jewish sounding name. This game sucks. Yet another classy response by the WBC. ETS. Very true? ಠಠ ಠಠ Only 15 Pinterest Pins.... Almost sounds like you're talking about me and my wife. My parents kept asking when we're going to have kids and make them grandparents. My wife had some medical issues that made it impossible. We told them, but they didn't listen. After years of getting shit sorted out we got pregnant. Told my folks and both of them said "Oh! I don't know if I'm ready to be a grandparent." WTF? Great observation.... So you want him to wait until you're done to ask if you're done? If I ran the camp, I would have him walking around after the kids go to sleep. He could go from window to window and write the name of what ever kid was leaving the next day. Make it a prerequisite that parents never tell their children how long they are there for. And make sure the children leave without saying good bye, that way it's assumed they have been taken. We would need to find a short Michael Cera or a tall Peter Dinklage. Obvious repost is obvious I need everybody to send me just 1 dollar. That's all I'm asking, one dollar. Oh there was a reason, the "family" market Holy shit What do you know about the world, Amish? Hopefully I don't "offend" you when I say WE CAN'T AFFORD IT sort of OT, but when you image search " half-life 2 fov " on bing, you get in-game pics of nude Alyx skin mods. ಠ_ಠ He has a way with words... So several of those guys looks like my sisters ex-boyfriends I went to Ucla and Franco always used to scam on our Sorority girls! Nabbed one or two too Hunting is only interesting if you chase it on foot and take a knife to its throat. I'd watch that hunting channel all day every day... ** ** *already chewed* Yeah if this was my daughter... Last year, the surprise was the sand storm and shut the whole shit down! Like the Xbone is $100 less than PS4 with a $100 Kinect packed in? This game was Plat I How do you think he posted these. Getting a boner from shampoo science is a bit out there....... Actually, yeah, I haven't said anything about customizable buildings. No evidence was collected probably because they thought they were going to get away with it. They are leaving out the fact that the neighbors were outside telling the police that they had the wrong house and were trying to direct them to the correct house where they later found the suspect. They were also told before entry that the children sleep in the living room where they pitched the flash bang grenade. When this first happened they said they shot her because she was screaming and running and wouldn't lay down. Now it's *"somebody hit my hand"* Could it be that you haven't been in Anor Lond yet? The archers...those damn archers I don't think anybody cares, do what you want. Better yet, instead of video games, get a life. R u serious?Bill has nothing to do with Sony... Who would do such a thing ** ** Cam da! Democratic People's Republic of Korea is...you guessed it...North Korea . I recommend they offer them up to the volcano before it gets more out of control. Tell it to the judge, Sasquatch. ^ Haha, that comment made me LOL! One le upvote 4 u, le brave reddit le sir ‎ ^ Haha, that comment made me LOL! One le upvote 4 u, le brave reddit le sir ‎ Dude I used to live in Derleth before moving to Roanoke, I swear I remember visiting friends in ransom. Yea fuck that. And you too I seriously have enough of those nazi jokes. I'm pretty sure we can hire you a hobo and dress him up in a teddy bear suit if that will help? If we plastic wrap him, he won't even smell. The problems with love is that there are no constant guide lines. We're all winding it. Deal with it. Don't forget the 3rd option. You know what I'm talking about You took a screenshot of an image instead of linking the image directly Anything by Carrie underwood ( ) Goddamnit Ricky Gervais Allows officers to take their weapons into places others can't. No amount of faces can display why that is so wrong Asshole.. Are you rich or something? Ugh I walked through a spider web the other day and ended up with a huge daddy long legs on my shoulder. It bit me. Didn't feel it or anything but I think it might actually scar fangs too small to penetrate human skin my ass wut? Do you think this is a mtherfcking game? This might work as a business model. I picture Morgan free going door to door in a bear suit. I started having these when I was 20.. I'm growing old so quickly. ^ Haha, that comment made me LOL! One le upvote 4 u, le brave reddit le sir ‎ I think that's exactly why meandmyelectrons posted this clear and concise blow by blow so a noob on the verge of a purchase can see what to look out for to make the transition and save money. Imma need some sauce on this one . Misread as "Triangle of Crust" ... ^ Haha, that comment made me LOL! One le upvote 4 u, le brave reddit le sir ‎ ^ Haha, that comment made me LOL! One le upvote 4 u, le brave reddit le sir ‎ ... care to explain? Dyslexia is a bitch. I read the URL as "wafflehouse.com/whocares" I spot a size queen. Yeah, I'm about to give up in trying to correct these people. Todays article has some of the most ignorant attitudes yet. We had to see his 12 life potions /somehow/ Somebody said in another comment that they can live in water. Imagine his horror when he wakes up and sees you... *I'll be watching you* Of course they did. That accessory sesamoid isnt their problem If your friend was at a [10] it probably took him 1/2 an hour to draw that, if he was even lucid enough to move his body. Stop exaggerating highs, it makes you look desperate for karma ლ( ლ) So 6 months after their initial pre-orders came in, they decided to just start shipping out devices in whatever order they wanted? I guess it's all good then, the earliest customers who paid the most money should just keep quiet about getting the royal treatment. Sure it wasn't. Mind if I smell your hair? General Agreed! The whole AMA should be about how we need a DT movie, now. Give it to me Walked into the server room once and saw my boss cutting a melon on a server rack. I.. I have no idea why Yes, cause VR dummies are more competent enemies compared to real players... ( ) [ASOS/AFFC](#b "And then a quarter of a book later we get Zombie Cat. ") THANK YOU. Incest and borderline pedophilia. WTF is going on around this place??? You're really not doing much to contradict negative stereotypes about gay men. Only in Texas man Shouldn't be a problem because I main teemo Literally bought this ~5 days ago for 240$ We talked, They listened! I didn't even know that this was a thing. I and a coworker went to management to tell them about a guy that had sexually harassed both of us several times over a few months. The management said not to say anything and they didn't want to hear it or they'd be forced to fire the guy. Baj delgiv gopwtaw snoo! Heowhs upaeut bpasoe bop bip I see that now Oh god....what have you done? You've got to be kidding me, right...? Oh god. The scene with the bathtub and her mother. Nearly a third goal there for the Japanese. Italian defence are just playing like *Pescara*. I see you too much. [ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ] HAHAHAHAHA, Canadians, thanks!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Flat Flat Flat Flat Flat Flat Flat Flat Flat Flat Flat Flat NOT FLAT How is this not "easy"? More evidence to the arbitrary nature of the points system in this game... Hmmm.. So the jinx is on? Look at the post header, there is a Blackhawks logo flair for the bruins! \m/ \m/ "Biology lacks problem solving"? Wat I got as far as "Institute for Studies" before Because you make a $16 minimum wage in Australia . I don't even know where to start!!! Yes, I know all about Riyadh. I just can't make a joke around here anymore... ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I see all of these "every boss ever" comments. The real scum are the teachers who rant about a totally offset subject. $600? Uhm. Awwww. I went from laughing my ass of to so fast. Why did he get hit? At least the father is there to rub her belly. What about Halloween Because that was a hard fix... The moment both my dad and I loudly farted next to each other, and the farts on,y sounded like one distinct fart. thanks! Usernames don't mean much on the Internet. Unless /u/I_RAPE_CATS actually rapes cats ┌( )┘ You use this argument a lot don't you....? Like word for word..... It's not broken... But the tip didn't stick all the way. That was also unintentional... I swear ... actually, I believe her thieving skills are *up her snatch*. Why would you do this? Do you gain anything at all from it? Lets replace "smells like R.Kelly's sheets" with "smells like my baseball cleats"...... *** *** I answered 'no'. I don't want him to continue! HE HAVE TO STOP NOW! You went with Jack and Karen before Corey and Shawn? Only nine months late... Complains about OP reposting his OC...OC was a repost from a news segment. Haha running makes you fat... Ive's would not approve **Well, we're waiting! ** I don't see it A *lot*, Dr. Hannibal. .. Quite the interesting story, thanks for sharing. **6 Available** No matter how long I will be using the internet, I will never get sick of the face... cracks me up every time. Ahhh I definitely shouldn't have clicked that... I'm heading to bed soon I think I've lived in tornado alley for too long - my dog hides next to/behind the toilet bowl during storms now... They're trying to ruin our eyecandy.. And, if you find a name that hasn't been ruined already, someone will come along later and make you regret it... Then you start calling your child strange nicknames just to feel better. Yesಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ So literally a book on how to demean and sexually assault women. Good thing everyone's taking it so lightly. I use screen flow, but that costs money. I thi k you can get a cracked version if u are feeling illegal. What...the...fuck... Just because it moves, does not really mean it moves? Outside ? This made me create an extremely tight seal between my lips. Puppy ears? The ending? More like the whole video Girls don't poop... Yeah. It's just the Earth, y'know. Pft, who cares. "I didn't have to look, but I didn't have to look directly." - my boyfriend TIL that shitting a pine cone with a meth addiction makes a "PLIPAFF" sound... I wish Aaron Hernandez was more of a role model and learned to use his goddamn turn signals.. goatseman.... Why did i click that Everything was going very well, even captured Mew, and then...lover, Lance Well it depends what u value things off. I'm using troll and toad to base my judgments, and there the thunderking in my possession is valued at 12, thus I believe it to also be valued at that. Yeah, calling human beings "vermin" is not racist whatsoever. I only have the factory framed soft top. Just from watching the video of the installation it looks like a pain in the ass. I'm constantly putting the top on at night and off in the morning, got tired of coming out to bird shit on my seats and interior I do understand the restrictions of prices but I think saving for a little while longer and getting a framed one (new or used) is the way to go. Even though I love the look of the frameless. "It's hemorrhoids!" ...(we are med students). Probably the best scotch in Ireland You... came? I'm glad Reddit is tolerant and even encouraging alternative lifestyles but being turned on by the idea of someone else plowing my GF is pretty fucking bizarre Depends. If they're conventionally-grown, they've been sprayed down with pesticides and food-grade wax ('cause 'MURICAN cukes gotsta SHINE! ). Even if you give them a good scrub with a veggie brush, that doesn't entirely come off, so I peel those. Organic cukes, I'll wash, slice, and toss in. Once my husband turned to me while he was asleep and said, "I love you even though you smell like vomit." That's exactly what happened. I not only sound a billion times more girly than I expect, I also sound like a small child. Whenever strangers call me they ask me if I can give the phone to my "mommy." $1500 Oh god, I didn't mention the expansion packs, did I? I have almost all of them. Currently still sucking everything I can out of University Life. I'll check out Viva Pinata! I feel like that with /r/beatingwomen Why do I have you tagged as "santa molester"? Read this post, almost got really confused, then I looked at the username... Does anyone know a good resource for catching people up on the story? They kept releasing sequels n'shit on handheld or other platforms. Why do I keep clicking these things? This is now in my YouTube history ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Also, if you're walking in between two people having a conversation with no other way to pass it is basic common courtesy to say excuse me. It's called being polite. Everything I just read receives a serious . Some random older guy at my school told my friend he liked her feet and asked to take a picture ...People actually do that? I'm sure people would appreciate if you didn't go around spoiling Game of Thrones for them. That would make me over 500 pounds. Weird indeed. My 5 year old sister has a reputation for sleep walking and talking. Once she slept walk into the living room at 3 in the morning while I was watching tv. She asked for the keys to our mothers car You pointed one leg out twice and skipped another. Yep, he also told me that I needed to wear foundation because my "skin tone was uneven." What high school aged boy even knows what foundation is? Both? "She loves peekaboo". Alright then Why do I get downvoted when I post the same thing? Excuse me, but how? I eat it like three times a week. Aaaaand now it's in MY history, thank you kindly ( ) That's kind of a mean thing to say when somebody draws you for free, even with the thank you. an* Hack a computer, 2 years, collapse the banking industry and destroy countless lives through mortgage fraud, nothing. She was sixteen why is this up voted Account is 5 hours old... Comment is 4 hours old... "I'd find you"... Is the guy on the left squeezing a water bottle? Took me a while to see what was wrong with it. That's just bad taste. I once was at a track day and a young lady (who was of average height) was telling us all the squidly mods her boyfriend put on her SV650. One of the things was lowering it two inches. Bikes don't really get that much lower of a seat height than an SV650. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Yeah, that's my point. They wanted $50 for the digital version. Its a unix system. You don't need much more. I've reimaged labs full of computers, and I honestly prefer the mac, as i can do a netboot or something similar. Windows I had to use alteris ( 0 That's only if you're an actor........I mean That's why I'm a sixty four year old senior citizen from mexico named El-Duardo with a vangina This coming from the user "probably_has_herpes". 👎Not okay bro How 'bout no... But that means you....... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO $500 isn't cheap Or an insatiable thirst for men Damn, I was waiting to see it in action. ლ( ლ) In this screenshot, my computer is running ultra settings with a Radeon HD7950 Black Edition Double D... It's awesome. But will probably end up on lower settings for BF4 "Can I take a train from Hong Kong to Singapore?" He's the one being spanked....... You have Rhodok flair. You're a karma-whoring phony. - goddammit reddit. clarify I remember that show. Bad times You mastrubate at the age of 6? TIL.... When I was in 7th grade two of my "best friends" tried convincing me to give a guy I had met once (that they both had already slept with) a blow job because he was popular and said I was cute The anal prolapses. But when that Skrillex song started playing..... For more than just yourself I hope So he grew up to learn photoshop? This is against the brony code! r/neverwet souns like r/nofap for girls Which is, of course, the reason we have not seen a break-out product steal the design crown from a MBA. No one wanted to. Right. Oh...HAHAHAHAHAH- Welcome to the simulation-cum-survey! That's all it takes if you're focused enough. Chloe. For some reason it's always irked me. I don't like the way it's spelled or pronounced. No sir, not one bit Either a zombie defense game similar to evil genius, or something like WOW, but with spaceships, built on a similar concept to ev nova, and the engine from Star Trek armada. Welcome to reddit where free speech is very important...as long as we agree with your message... Over population is awesome, humans are nothing like cockroaches at all. You should send one to me, my computer is getting too old. This has nothing to do with the larger issues, and serves only as a distraction from a government losing the public relations war. Checking for natural causes? What would cause 25k bees to die over a couple of days, at the same location, naturally? I stopped eating shitty and overly processed food and cut 70% of my starchy foods like potatoes, rice and pasta. My weight dropped, my kidney stone problem disappeared and my skin started to look way better. I can't say I was ever fat, but I have one of those naturally thin bodies, and when those types consume too much, they don't evenly distribute the weight, and you risk look like Golem from lord of the rings. Sometimes Ohio has cheap buds, but nothing compares to these deals! I'm from KY. There's no one good enough for it to matter... Good job using a quote from a book on Christianity to show a bunch of strangers your tits... Islam is so peaceful. I would say the worse situation is when they don't. There's this Turkish name... Enis.. How the fuck do you post so much porn in such a short span? No, we need to start executing dealers, starting with the Catholic Church. " " Uh... They might lock him up, but I seriously doubt torture and murder is on the table. Holy shit. thats not funny "It's incredible, go check it out" - Good that they broadcast this in the media! For being the butt hole of Finland ಠ- .. You Skipped leg day. You're thinking jars... and i know why you're thinking that. No. That's what you do in your free time? Whose stupid idea was that? As a biology major this makes me sad. Sounds like somebody was digging for something The planned city. Of which we take out all of our homeless to the city next door. But you'll wash the dishes you eat out of with soap and the cookware you use to prepare meals out of with soap? That logic doesn't make sense Oh, you don't wanna ask what seddit and MRA have to say about it? ^ _ ^ ------> O_o ------> [](#Lewd " ") Girl just repeatedly kicking/kneeing a small naked Asian man in the balls. Weirdest thing was that the thumbnail was of two blond attractive girls.. Well at least you're not a Sox fan This kind of discrimination is unacceptable. He could have been your dream sloth. $2,000 goal, $16,369 pledged. It's not that bad but urethral sounding is surprisingly common and seems super gross to me. Every time I see em I yell out that we should moshercise. I've gotten the look from soupy a couple times... Oh wow, this is cool. *Where did you find it* I mean in regard to their foundational issues. Name one country, in which the majority are Islamic people, that isn't consumed by poverty, and isn't knee deep in human rights issues? If you can't find someone, instead of starting a new message.. just use the search for their name right there at the top of the messages page... You can thank all the asshole overpowered magic spammers for that. I love hosting for a fair fight, I don't even mind losing. But these days Why would you want someone to kill themselves over that? OP is 16.... ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀsノ( ノ) my thought exactly .... ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) Whereas if had shot dead an Arab who was committing no crime, apparently that would be ok. I think when it actually becomes too old, you will stop replying alltogether, especially She looks so attractive with her tongue all rigid and thick like that So critical This shit started at $5.00. I live near there. I never realized how bad it has gotten. I don't think you know what "tl;dr" means... Happened to me in the middle of the city Those links seem purple to me... Because your name is already a perfect description of why I should remember you - I have simply tagged you as - Steam boy on the list but no Akira? I don't have an ultimate raiza Mexico does not approve. ITT: It's a bit disturbing that you know this much about Etho's swearing habits, or lack thereof. Google + copy + paste = Are you seriously comparing YouTube music videos to Spotify's ability to stream entire albums and create playlists? Why do you hate yourself? Well.....I, err....umm....hmm This one time I watched a video where it seemed like this girl was on a quest for the biggest dildo she could get. They ended up crafting it themselves in the video Mythbusters style where they poured some liquid in a mold and let it set. Then... out came a fucking HUGE blue dildo, probably fire hydrant thick if I remember correctly. And yes, she fit it in her vagina. She asks, "are you a big fruit who hates vaginas but loves sucking your mommies tits?" and you quickly blurt out, "YES!" stupid post office Night Infiltration Course...at night ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) Thanks Buzz Killington… By deleting all your stuff, I think you mean your cracked apps. Pirating is discouraged here. Not sure you should be whining about losing the things you stole. Yeah, that Neil deGrasse Tyson is dumb as fuck. Wait your telling me that those guys out there WEREN'T buffalo??? seriously though you can get paired agains guys 3 times your weight easy nothing Great for FaceTime now that AT&T unlocked it ... Those are not pickles my friend... how harmless. I listened to Manowar. Homoerotic Pathos Metal. Go on, youtube it. Never realized that until now If you want to make covers like this you can use the www.thecoverproject.net it has covers for all gens of games some are sized for ds box but you could always measure to the ds box and edit the size they don't look as perfect as this guys but the site won't bitch you out Is all this gold from one person?? :( :| We're supposed to looove the preciousss babby! "Oh teehee! Lookit all that lipstick smashed in their teeth! Oh yay! 3 Naked palettes thrown on the floor? Adorable! Aw, watch as they run rampant knocking full displays off the shelves!" I usually try to just hide me being disgruntled by horrible children because I'll be told I'm a bad person, but when I have to clean up after that little shit, I give the kind of death glare meant to destroy souls. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ There's one right by my house. We made that mistake before. By the way, how was the movie? I saw some previews for it a while back and it looked really stupid. Rather than a "zombie outbreak" it seemed like there was a "zombie wave" that traveled at 50mph. Was originally on Pinterest Silverlight. You don't have to tell **everyone** that you upvoted them- adds no value to the conversation, and just wastes everyone's time. Sprays Raid on you two (this is the deleted comment below) The hunting knife arouses me... So many people don't recognize sarcasm. I'm too drunk to walk there, I better drive Username: > ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ Right? Before I even realized it was bodies I was like"only one 't'? ". Everyone runs faster with a knife! PFFFFFF Able to type? Your spelling and grammar don't seem to be affected at all... And Batman's one of them Except when u r sleeping on newspapers I get it, you have a small penis. This is a matter of two parties fighting for control over a nation neither should be controlling. The Beatles? I'm not excusing the actions, but are we going to pretend that Islam does not have a reputation for destroying every nation it's welcomed in? Hey, maybe we could start realizing that not every square inch of planet earth is designed for us to live on? I think he gathered that. Yes, mee too I heard what you said. ** ** This post is 150 days old you are the one who is lingering Startup costs. I hope is becomes a fashion trend. The money shot. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) gavin Pay for porn? Let me summarize the response from Obama: " ....No." I used to work near two different soup & salad buffet places. One was always filthy and cost $8 per person for lunch. The other was always clean and had more variety and cost $11. Guess which one my coworkers always wanted to go to? That's right, the cheap one with the wet carpet. I will *gladly* pay three more dollars for a meal without food poisoning, thanks. My lover is Brock I had a not so similar but still very funny moment like that. We were the student film crew for college graduation with the help of 1 professor. We are all waiting for the teachers to walk in the auditorium before the class. All of us are focused on getting that walk in shot. My professor ask what the hell is taking so long, to which I replied "Union mandated break" , laughter all over the walkies except from my professor. The local union boss. no one bats an eye about killing a mouse or a cockroach, but as soon as one cat gets hurt (never mind that it was probably in fighting the other cats), they complain about the sadistic people in the biology department that take pleasure in abusing animals It's like Bane in bull form. I just stared at my door BS Smith to Varial Heelflip out Kid's holding his bum.. Daaaayum, that's like twice as much as I paid for the actual watch. Is there someplace in the middle of those two? As long as we don't end up on Liveleak this looks like astroturfing Mr Ive Posted Once Ever Not with that attitude porn that does this... You are pretty dumb. Do you even know how a dollar is printed ? I suggest you look it up. Also look up whAt determines our dollars value. By the way they can't be audited. Oh , and the federal reserve was made illegally. Turn it string side down and shake it. It's a crapshoot how long it'll take to get it to fall out, but it will. It'll take practice to not drop the pick inside. I've been playing for 10+ years and still do it occasionally don't give her any ideas...lol ....you're complementing a young child's calves. This truly frustrates me. Animal crossing can never be sold .. Only bought > Oh no, you can have Christianity to. Fuck that ideology as well. The difference being that in most nations, Christian Leaders have been neutered by their own kind. When Muslims start telling their own religious leaders to fuck off, then we can come back to that conversations. Ya, hoarding weapons ,specifically designed to kill other people, and showing them off, sounds really healthy. Rear ended at 60+ miles per hour And he won't answer you Well, I left out that I usually use the extra few seconds to reapply Thunder. You caught me ಠ_ಠ> UGH THOSE COMMENTS ABOUT HULK'S ARSE ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) lower your dongers ノ( ノ) "We do not respond to petitions requesting a response to a petition requesting a pardon." My wife was told her miscarriage was caused by "sin in the world". So she suffered a miscarriage because you masturbate...I hope you are happy You own your grandmother? I was mostly joking but no, it was clearly not at any point a 1v4. Voluc was there from the start. You don't call it a 1v4 because he died ... She looks like she's about 12 Didn't you just wish right there... As somebody who worked for Disney for 4 years, people never really realize how big that drop is until they are on the ride itself. It looks like nothing from third party perspective. It would be nice to tell republicans they finally have a legitimate complaint about Obama, but most of these programs were set up and are supported by the right wing in the first place. Feminism industry? maybe in 8 years... If your too stupid to understand the concept of analogies, then we can use a more "simple" term. Does manufactured work better for you? Or is that too many syllables? I guess what's important is that you distract from my actually statement with semantics, rather than admit you're wrong. >And that's not seems like weed You sir, are a UFO shaped dick. Is this a parody? This isn't real, is it? If you don't know what you're talking about then don't make a post about it. The white is nice the black outfits is naughty... I like nicely naughty ..!.. Nice tits. You're a Chinese Major and you can't read this guys shorts? the second time i see this pic today but the first time i noticed the poop I'm in Australia, and it costs more to ship the song here... ~~ENDSARCASTIC TONE~~ even when the AUD was stronger than the USD we still got charged 1.69 at a minimum..... So are they obligated to arrest promotional mascots on the streets? She's only 14 I figure its not a reflection of being Chinese, I honestly think that if you come from an area of which the people are in a desperate situation, where its dog eat dog, they tend to bring that pushiness when they migrate, unaware that its not necessary any more. Why do do I get the feeling this is a domesticated wolf that just likes to chase cars. It's funny how its ok to put down cigarette smokers for being in your personal space, but when people smoke weed, and obnoxiously make the area smell like a dead animal, it's all of sudden cool and not rude at all. How the.. wat?.. Hopefully she was "hacked"... Kesha.. You just used "plaid" and "tasteful" in the same sentence. You are fired. A real shame that insurance companies don't consult WolfeBane84 for their statistics. I'm sure he has a higher statistical sample than the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration I ,too, agree with that sentiment, It might be what you're drawing. I see you everywhere A picture of the Ridiculously Photogenic Guy. How do you even..... I don't even..... hmmm THANKS FOR THE SELF ESTEEM BOOST /u/FlirtBot. ...and it's empty. One time I was volunteering for a school project, so I volunteered at a hospital for the elderly and brought animals around to the patients, and one time I brought a rabbit to this one guy and he looks at me and says "What kind of bird is he?" ... Wait... Is that blood? I've learned a lot about graphene. You little shit! I was about to ask whether or not you've dated an American female and then I saw your post history. ლ( ლ) I'm sure you could get some good bud from the evidence room As a designer, this ad is horrendous. Nevermind the obvious problems, it's the bad colors and fonts that are killing me At first I thought he had socks made out of a thread, as in a Reddit thread, . I don't know whether you are disappointed or relieved... B bs!!! It seems this debate has boiled down to "No, it wasn't me, it was you!" finger pointing. Alright just play it off then detective, act sympathetic [ ] yes Alright which one of you fucks downvoted this Axton - Bow down to me ....they know I see in your name, that you like loli, Mr. Ed Diting. I have the middle pair and don't listen to techno. Please advise: should I throw them as hard as I can in the garbage? Yes....NO!! Dem crystals Want to downvote you twice Right, you work a shit job because your parents were poor. This has never been more appropriate... I'm completely with you there. My girlfriend thinks it's silly salivating over a virtual car. I told her if she wants I can blow all the money ill ever make and buy just 1 of these absurdly expensive cars instead. You're a boyfriend of 12-13 year old girls? And what would be the purpose of holding those pistols like that? Good god, go and see a doctor, we cannot diagnose you over the Internet Dat username. I am a leaf on the wind. Nice Rp you got there ( ) Every god has that little nitch thing that irritates me to no end. Vulcan and his unpushableness, Isis and her amazing stun ball. But the one that really gets to me is a two person team of Aphrodite and Hercules. This lane will never die...ever. 3v1 against herc and he was down to half health by the time he killed all of us...in our tower... And the flipside that they could give people solace and peace and therapeutic benefit to play Jesus advocate or something Let's hope OP scores well! “playing with his goats” ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀsノ( ノ) I think I still have full rune armor in my old account from a decade ago Don't give him your number then. That's not a nice thing to do. Anyone notice how the girl he's with just walks right in... Diversion. You're reading case law to prepare for the bar? I'm really annoyed that they actually put a button on the controller for this feature. In Jurassic Park there's a scene where Ellie is trying to figure out why a Triceratops is sick, and while pointing at a plant says, "**Is that Indian Lilac?**" I constantly spring this on my brother at random moments while pointing at random crap. He just gives me this look ...Nice try Mr Samsung Thanks for getting my hopes high for 15 seconds Wow... So you pay more for old technology Madara hasn't been revived in the anime??? Yup, carbon dioxide is a lot safer. I see your clipper and raise up mineಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ You do realize that being able to buy stock in the team is only *part* of the team's history, right? Sees this on the computer at his gym... can't wait to get home and see what eet eez :D feel free to send it my way You're only supposed to spend ~5 minutes looking Yeah, came here to say this too. ** ** This is well known, and was spammed onto the front page when they were introduced in the snapshots. When was the last time you checked Apple hardware prices? Oh what? The guy who makes all the decisions that keeps all those people employed makes a good salary? What are they thinking? slow fap... Except for me. I'm always lurking. GGGG!!! You did let him in did you I had a long conversation about this on facebook. I don't want to be that guy who goes, "You get what you pay for." But in my personal circle, everyone that was tearing into the system didn't seem to understand exactly *what* they were paying for. I seriously think some of my friends just heard the words, "New Console" and nothing else. Hell, one of my friends was shocked to realize it didn't utilize a disk drive [ I'll just take my baguette and leave] I fixed it but it wasn't bricked at all !!!! The video cable was the problem I bumped into it and saw the screen menu!!!! MFW= but thank you and I'd like to thank this sub for people like you and sorry if I wasted anyone's time. You sir, make a very valid point, I need to figure out a place where I don't end up accidentally leaving with a guy that "feels bad for me"... Holy shit that ending was intense man Downvote me too! Are we pretending that what Justin Beiber produced is even slightly unique? Can we stop pretending that everything done by government is just Obama. Don't get me wrong, Obama is not living up to my expectations on human rights, simply through inaction. But it's not as simple as one man. As much as Obama should assume some of the blame, if anything for his complacency, people need to stop pretending that this problem is just him. This level of corruption predates him, an involves a very long list of government leaders. You're part of the problem. Generalizations like that would have resulted in every president in the last 100 years being charged. Give us a picture What is that long red string... Man to you aint nothin wrong with suckin duck. #samelove you were looking for the clip where you can see Bart's "doodle" from the movie, weren't you I was absolutely reminded of that hole at stafford. What a brutally gorgeous course. Drove up from San Diego on a DG vacation and this was the first course we played. It was a fucking awesome start to our vacation because right as we were leaving the park to hit tee one, Avery Jenkins pulled up. ( MFW) it was ultra serendipitous because me and honkmafia were JUST talking about how funny it'd be if be showed up. Absolutely nicest guy and a he-beast on the course. Had a beer and lunch with him after. Definitely a round I will never forget. Why does this remind me of pizza I think OP meant he would take penicillin because they will need it after drinking this coffee, not that there is penicillin in it! Yeah that's what I said. Oh, you mean like the one called "Z"? Are you serious??? Three of my mates are doctors I too live in temecula. I'm now curios as to who you are.( ) Why did I click that Maybe OP is a closet serial killer On my iPad it shows me a wolfram page... unless you're a fatty. Then you can fuck off with your hamtits, amirite? Why did you click that? [ ] Seems kind of racist against turtles. Just for the hell of it, I went through my contacts and the 12th girl is my one aunt. I don't have have children, but my favorite would be who ever I could best market into the film industry. How many times have people asked you that? There is only so many times a "joke" can be used and be funny. I do enjoy how committed you are to the " " response though. Shush or else you'll ruin it for the...people that use it. Not I, of course. > ** ** ### There were slow kids at my high school, and my friends and I were in the same lunch as they were. One day I go to the restroom during lunch and go pee in a urinal. As I'm peeing, one of the slow kids comes up and drops his pants to his ankles and starts peeing right next to me. I can see out of the corner of my eye that he's looking at my penis. Then he says, "Very nice, best I've seen today!" And he just stared and smiled at me. A personal attack on the facts? cunt slapping? That would be my best friend's mom........ I read that in his voice. The piercing is below the popped belly button? for flippin sakes take it *out*! My stepmother My girlfriends mother Thanks alot, I didn't need another fetish ‎ I got my 11 year old sister Then you remember her creepy rape "joke". ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I was thinking Tracy McGrady for some reason how dare you compare her beautiful two ahoge to cockroach antennae "Time (Billions of Year)" These are the feminists who SHOUD be angry and loud, wielding a knife for their husbands nads. Haha, having been reading the series before playing Skyrim, my thought was always 'fucking Patchface... ' whenever I saw him. Creepy asshole. Yo tengo fuego en mi ropa interior. Regarding the edit I know that feeling fairly well, one of my most upvoted posts was just this " " Won't this be subject to abuse *Really*? You're comparing this to crashing an AA meeting? Nothing looks delicate about those biceps ლ( ლ) dem birds... THIS. JOKE. I see it almost everytime when someone talks about Dragon Weapons and Scaling. And everytime I giggle like an idiot c: I shouldnt have listened to a sad song while reading this thread. ^^^ha ^^^ha ^^^ha I haven't even looked up anything dirty on this computer... wtf google? My boyfriends good friend and his girlfriend like to have sex, however they can't do it at either of their houses. So they do it at the park, but it gets worse. Much worse. In the *public bathrooms* at the park. . >have do you have Thanks! Shame my comment is buried under hundreds of mad comments accusing the US media of being as biased as RT in any discussion of philosophy, quantum physics, timetravel and those sort of complex and hard-to-grasp subjects, any mention of Solipsism just ruins it. In that particular context it's just an irrefutable barrier that makes all previous discussion feel empty. Thanks mate SPOILERY: After dying a few times, I got the hang of what to do. I got keycard first. Then revved the generator and bolted back upstairs, turned corner at the EXACT moment the bloater turned the corner going to the opposite way (How the fuck did he beat me there?!). I literally ran right into him and he ripped my face off. I get that it's a creative thing for some. But it's pretty weird. It's putting paint on nails on the tip of fingers. It's kind of a fetish and only a cultural aberration. Well, did you ? "I'm keeping my raincoat out in front of me, in case it decides that I'm a threat." 14 and a half . > Who says I'm a good guy? What did your grandma have to do to get this...? Go study! But you tagged the thread with [all spoilers] so shouldn't non-readers avoid the entire thread anyway Its stuff like this... Maybe it was moosolini staring contest... This is the first time a picture has actually made me do this face As a Pole: ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) I know I'm super excited about this category so I better turn it out, if I go I can at least go out in a theatrical explosion. I still have 14 songs on my possible list *after* making cuts And odds are more will find their way on... this doesn't make sense.. Don't sympathize they are trying to change aww what a sincere question, let us upvote the fellow. My first thought when Reading this post. totally NO Ugh.. I just lost 1 billion in blink Bite the pillow, I'm doing an interpretive dance. That white goo just tops it... This thread keeps crashing my alien blue app ** ** I think you have a problem now comes the awkward PM......... ......i keed, i keed, but i wold love to though. Not sure why this link was purple... *Unfortunately*? I'd be counting my blessings OP. I know I wouldn't be feeling too good if I found out that, as a child, I was exposed to someone who would **put his wife's head in a TV set** Its Germany or Florida. your move...... And an extra downvote for the sir. Queen Elizabeth. At least she's a woman ..."Captain Aspurgus"? I read that as "I tend to erect on people." Or the third option - this dog is neither making puppies nor frustrated and this actually what OP's wife misses in which case What's important is that you suicide bomb her office in name of your views. Are you seriously reposting a link to the actual original post? At least try to *pretend* you're not reposting. Interesting or productive? I could name some interesting ways to meet them, but they would probably question your sanity afterwards. That stupid people really do have more children. That otters will rape baby seals to death. Thanks, reddit. If they are smart, they will keep protesting until politician start offering up the heads of their own party on corruption charges. I thought you were a guy and I was like "What are you going to do with a vibrating pen? " DAT BUSH My sister cooked cookies, mistaking salt for sugar. Cheap is a relative term. Edit: Are there brands cheaper than Covergirl in Canada that have comparable quality? I know Wet &amp; Wild is better than years ago, but i mean lower price with the same range and quality. I think drugstore stuff is overpriced (I'm looking at you, Revlon ) but it's "cheap" compared to things like Chanel and UD. It also depends on your wage, individually not just country by country, (UD seems way more reasonable now that I'm almost out of poverty and making a good wage for my area's cost of living) and the divide between drugstore and HE brands. The one where I woke up. It's a picture of two strippers holding hands Your saying MIG has more splatter than stick? "Careless driver"? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ miranda has gotten to places since drake & josh Why did I click that link and look at all of the pictures there? The kind that causes infections... you bastard. A...solid...? OP's account age: 10 days... I've never seen so many dropped sticks ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ All they had todo was order it from amazon Yes! OP's photo is adorable. But (!!) my step-grandma's beloved chihuahua was taken from her backyard by a hawk right in front of her. Tagged as badass biologist. still relevant ... [ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ , culd u knot?] Well that's ever pair of shoes in the store, unless of course, you would like to try on the cruel shoes....... $250 > I was afraid this was a video link Hipster GoT fan. "I read it before it was mainstream." Same here I was like wtf!? My wifi ain't working are you serious? Then realized it. This is my surprised face: I bet you aren't downloading the dungeon for a build submission, do you? Having just woken up, I read that as gay parade. You noticed the name...but not the date?! Which is from the 10th of June......in the 19somethings. Obviously fake or the machines calendar is off. Shavey shavey... Wouldn't be the 1st, 2nd, or 3rd time I ended up being the one holding the bag in a tag team match. Here's hoping you don't get your shit pushed in too far by the Arsenal. You think this is some kind of fucking joke Who the fuck down voted math? There's two gallons less in a British gallon than an American gallon. Cunt. The skull cloud in the window is freaking me out. The hell was it? Wha...men don't shave their legs? Did my mom lie to me? This is from the Kenny Chesney Concert in Pittsburgh last weekend. Literally every single person we saw on their way to Heinz Field for the concert was visibly a douchebag. Like they just oozed ass hat. It was an unfortunate time to travel to the North Side for Taco Bell. I see. Awkward.. I haven't played in months and that fucker's voice is still in my head I hate smelling smoke on coworkers Garlic....I hate garlic.. i hope you only masturbated Hey, now! That's rude. grandma, no As long as he realized he was smoking like a total fuck then it's all good. A couple of my friends are still having trouble learning this as well though. Sometimes I can't help but make this face at them ... while silently screaming in my head "my marijuanas!" No, but I've heard them Get this man to a mental hospital STAT Her body isn't proportinial with itself Not anymore! I wish we had ugly pageants with huge prizes, just to see what comes from them. There is no TL;DR. You masturbate with a razor?? NOT ANYMORE. Grindcore? I just got married. I'm wearing a ring for the first time. So... thank you for that. ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha That's how it started. I'm embarrassed to admit that I like Justin Bieber's accoustic music. Man..that "don't do it" shit is so annoying i have a red mitsubishi lancer. There is no TL;DR. Redditor takes massive dump at work while redditing. Stop the presses. He had to move and a little turd went inside him! It just always bleeds "op is literally hitler" Of course, no combat on the horses until the Minecraft Skyrim release. In what context? You mean like releasing a new version of the OS before a service pack even drops and charging for it again? Good will like that? I was going to a cigar lounge in San Diego with 2 buddies and after we finished crossing the street a car was broadsided as someone ran a red light. It didn't sink in to any of us but had we crossed a second later, that car going as fast as it was going would have undoubtedly struck us Fair enough. Also, he's not trying. Its a copypasta. Its actually the second time I've gotten this message from him. So... I'll be sure to take the tic-tacs out of my car before crossing the border then. Like this? I just had a heart to heart conversation with Amelia not to get any funny ideas. Hopefully she listened ┬─┬ノ( ノ) It's humorous when shows and movies have blatant product placement. It was Omar's reoccurring Ram in a few episodes that initially stood out, plus Branch's Charger. And now Vic is also driving a Ram 1500. Not complaining, just paying attention to details. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ It's a joke. Every God damn thread! there's just way too much in this thread for me. I'll just show myself out. It looks like he is wearing a mask... [ ] I really dont like how it sounds like its raining blood whenever someones killed I'm amazed at how many AS(s?) have over 20% of their sites infected with malware, false positives aside, some people need to get their shit together. ಠ_ಠ > Well apart from the fact it's a show. ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) Exactly. This is exactly what I was trying to say, and yet I got downvoted for it. Could someone tell me who this guy is? I just went into his history and it's just normal average everyday threads, and in the comments someone always asks him if its him or whatever and he always replies with . Every. Single. Fucking. Time. I used to have a Lambie from Bath & Body Works that Bubba would suckle on and sex up. I would always know because it would be at the top of the stairs and with 2 weird wet spots. Death metal my 8 year old self always looked at people that like metal at all like they were insane Where? .... ... And by influence, they mean extort. Yep "id_vote_Obama". Plus the 0 says angels But it's ok because girls get to play volleyball! Oh dear god, I thought it was a microphone at first...didn't see that it was dangling. I've given him a few off-hand warnings. Four days in, she started sharing engagement ring pictures off a local jewelers FB page. I showed him and was like: . Dude. And why are you at such a place, miss "sperm dumpster"? Hodor What part of the word No wasn't clear to you? The N or the O or the meaning when combined into NO? Creep... and they already delayed it one month from may....so they better get their shit together or they just say soon™ next time...ah wait...they do this everytime anyway "I'm all for freedom of the press, but if someone keeps following me to ask annoying questions he should be beaten to a pulp". Okay... Pat Yankit is hack at best. As is most of ESPN. Colston is a top tier player, let alone WR. It's a utter crime he has never seen a probowl. Wild eyed Marrotta strikes again Ignored user doing AMA ლ( ლ) Would've been much funnier without the "LOL" Holy shit, for a minute I thought that was my puggle. I was wondering how she would end up on someone else's mattress without me knowing. On the Internet? A joke? I don't see a question.... What are you trying to pull here? So... Not the rapist-murderer-child-molester? At all? I get wet when you're climbing. It's fun seeing CoD noobs playing CS and trying to run-and-spray. Says BUTTHOLE_DRIPPINGS, is the dog eating yours? How can I upvote a joke if I don't understand it? Dang, I wish I was more intellectual! For purposes of this exercise we are going to be "pretending" that I am broke as shit and can't afford a new gun... I'm not entirely sure what to take from this statement. Qtpie eats fresh lamb instead of dinner that everyone else eats ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) - your honesty disgusts me - your honesty disgusts me ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ Bᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) #### Top 5 draft for Perkins, his contract and his offense.... I think it's referring to the book... What do air conditioning and time travel have to do with each other? What do mean those people Clear the way, nature wants some its land back. I misread flash drives as fleshlights This was Ron's wand after the whomping willow incident. My biggest issues is that I write one third of a book, and then by doing so, I grow as a writer, realize my mistakes, then end up back as square one. That Confederate flag Gladly? I couldn't fuck a girl with a fish face.... The next 500, actually. But don't ruin this moment for me Yes Clearly. They missed the obvious forward parking position. That and, damn... How does one miss that badly? She didn't invite me And her husband doesn't remember anyone after two weeks, sooo no invite coming my way since they don't "Know me" Nice fedora Where can I get one.  Dickbiscuit I know someone who had to stop going to his hairdresser, because, when talking about her 1yo son, she said, "I know I shouldn't give him diet coke, but he really likes it!" A manuscript of/for what /who(?) If you have alien blue for iPhone you can click the little triangle about the box while typing a comment and swipe to the left. It lets you upload right there in the comment. Also you can add this face in easily. Of god.. Went into Baruir in sunnyside as its right next to my apartment. I asked for a cappuccino to go - they poured some cold filter coffee into a cup and some unrefridgerated milk, then preceded to steam it in a very dodgy coffee maker. My face: LUCKILY, I didn't have cash on me and they didn't accept cards so I got out of there as quick as I could. Maybe their beans are good, but I definitely won't be going there for anything else! ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) Israel is dragging us into a lot of pointless conflicts ლ( ლ) I cheered for him... >Israel is dragging us into all of our pointless conflicts My eyes just tripled in openness. What the Fuck did you smoke? She is the only person in skyrim who is actually a good follower and feels like a realistic choice; it sounds like she wants to follow you, she is relevant to a questline, and she is a vampire. why would you cure her?!!!!!! Our usernames... I understood this reference! No one has ever relieved more up views by putting than anyone else! This is why you shouldn't play with things past your understanding. If you just read the TL:DR... Isn't Islam fantastic. First, your friend does not know what an agnostic is in that you can be an agnostic and an atheist, second, you can be friends with whoever you want. Who said you have to agree with everybody your friends is. My best friend loves loves red meat, I don't eat red meat, its does not mean I disown him. I put money on it that every time Tyson punched those pads, the trainer was praying that he didn't miss. The sound of the glove on pad impact is scary as fuck No. That Sarah McLachlan commercial Yellow. Just because. Ditto from Pokemon, of course. I would do.. Things Insomnia. O-O. Is..... Is it not?? I know that sounds idiotic beyond measure, but I've known better. Mr Herbert, you need to stop telling children that. Didn't I see this yesterday ? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ > Please tell me this worked, because I might have found a new hobby. All so that a bunch of narrow minded Islamic assholes can take over a country from a narrow minded Islamic asshole. Such progress. > Isn't that technically espionage? Should they not have been arrested? I'm sure I've swallowed more than a few bugs over my life time. ** ** Windows OSX I preordered mine and the codes didn't work Every move you make every step you take ill be watching you That's not how it works But I'm asexual Nanna! Directly from China I mean in terms of programming. It's easier to type " " for example than it is to type "1000000100000010000000001110111000000000000111000000000000000001100000100001100001000000110000010000000100000100000100110000" etc., which is what he would need to do for each face if it wasn't ascii I don't think you understand what "biggest" and "mainly" mean. ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀsノ( ノ) Your name... Am i the only one who hates platinum players attitudes? Except their comments in no way show that off. It is just " " or other faces. Don't buy it... Yes. It would be absolutely fine for your wife to wear a veil. However, you might have to fend off some looks :-) Because they have been aloud to fester in Islamic nations with special privilege. If I have to make a change to plumbing piping it takes the slope out of that whole system, I'm looking at you vent piping. " " Given that I'm constantly seeing you on /r/pokemon... ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀsノ( ノ) There's nothing in the comments "Warm Bodies", I expected "Twilight" with zombies, but it actually turned out to be witty and well thought out. I'm so sorry you were not given special privileges to oppress a group of people based on your stupid religious bigotry. AT&T plus two railroads (fuck getting railroad crossing rights) plus an interstate plus local, state, and federal paperwork and regulatory bullshit. Also, the conduit from our facility to the street collapsed and had to be dug up by hand because equipment can't be near the rare plant specimens near the dig. Oh, there was no pull tape in the conduit. Mad bro? So much for free speech. Great, now they just have to fix the bug that makes rain of arrows never miss this sounds like poo Well you said it, so you must be right. I'm not touching any of those links but I get what you're trying to say It's a short story? It's 10 bucks on my Nook to buy! I came here to say "Cunt Destroyer" but that girl looks to be about 12 Isn't that the mission where dogs can spawn inside the house? I actually really like my house like this...but according to ~~Thonky~~ IGN you get a gold house model at 150k, and there are rewards all the way up to 1.1M . my mom decided to send a group text to my older brother, my dad, and I about going to our grandmas over the weekend. after sending that she tries to text just my dad but ends up sending it to both my brother and i as well.... there was... something about a sausage..... I recently sold a solid wood bedroom set on CL. Great condition, nice wood, just a few topical scuffs on the top surface. As I was talking about the scuffs, buy said that it was no problem - they were going to paint it all black anyway. ** ** what an alaskan pipe line is Meh, you're allowed haha. . . just dont do it again Not a text, but just FIVE minutes ago one of my friends accidentally sent a snapchat of himself in the shower (nothing too revealing though) to his science teacher... I don't know whose worse, people who are pretentious enough to tell others they should eat meat, or those fat fucks that revel in eating meat like its not something the world should drastically cut back on. Anteriorment conocido como SenderoDelPeje.blogspot.com More so, nobody is smoking a carton a day. Unfortunately, they only need to sell 2 kits a month to stay in business... It's not even your cake day? I'm a Libertarian. All government is wrong. That's what Semantic Versioning is for. They're not using that? He posted the link an hour and 1/2 before you commented "Pull it away from me, and set fire to it." Also, ignore my eyebrows please... ha. I usually have long straight bangs that cover my brows... so I neglect them constantly He did, his parents Downloaded. Looking forward to playing. Won't connect to server You live like... on the same street as me. Your infected with spores now, soon you will become a clicker. ಠ ಠ I can understand when she forgot to throw one away, but this... Howard the Duck...he's part of Marvel. She could handle my snake and then maybe give me a handjob if she was cool with it but if she's not we could go out for a steak dinner or fro-yo risky click of the day. I've seen someone reading the Metro app on their ipad on the tube It currently says it's in stock, but there is no button to buy it... I'm sorry, I never kept transcripts. Though I kind of wish I had. Hodor. Probably something along the lines of My face looking through this thread: I do have an unashamed love of daft punk, their Alive triangle was my first tattoo, and it's kind of like a target painted on me. People see it and either go "aw yeah daft punk!" or "oh god why?". BUT I'm able to defend them. I can argue people into the ground over daft punk, but when someone learns "I don't find Skrillex too bad", I get that and my resolve to tell them just disintegrates. Why is it already purple for me? I bet that would be delicious. Have you tried sex first? Suicide is less enticing after you do that. But safely. Damn it, the only reason I clicked this link was to congratulate you for making it through chemo, now I hate you. I wrote this message to...........you. The one on my belly is from when I was accidentally stabbed by a pirate of the Caribbean, while dressed like a dog on a cruise ship. The one on my back is from a man at a bar who didn't like my anti-religious pin. Truth Are you for real? [ ] Now it's one more You must be cheating on her if that's your immediate response Agreed. Futuristic console, phone headset from the late 90's The religion of peace is not the problem, it's always the other side's fault that they can't get along with anyone anywhere. It's not my fault. I expected downvotes. And you know, people who are trying to eat a little better will thank you to. Don't get me wrong, I'm not anti-meat, but its nice to have an option. I would like to make it into my thirties without heart bypass surgery. I could sink a ship and kill roughly 2950 people. They would slowly drown in the cold ocean while i laughed at them from the only life boat i didn't drill holes in. I work for Disney Cruise Line half of the year. But I won't.....today. It's not a robot... Huh? Bionicle is still ongoing though. Or did I miss something. Again. Why won't his eyes open again. Having children. No, kind of like this: at first ....then "oh okay." Beta This is the summoner icon you get for moving to Latin American servers. If you go back to your server you keep the icon. I'm not sure if it's worth 2600 RP though Yeah..it's a fluke. You win! I made the whole thing up. I just went in, ran a round and got really lucky after you said prove it! 5GB?! And here I was hoping for a solution where I wouldn't have to download the 500MB unofficial patch. Free juice is the best juice. You got my GF and my friends in the 8th picture! I'm hidden behind her but I'm pretty sure this was when we first started tripping outside of araabmusik haha ¿Pues no que el DF es la ciudad del país donde todo lo que nosotros no queremos se hace realidad? ಠ_ಠ why did I never realize that EVERY touch leading up to that goal was with his left foot :O What's wrong with you??? [ I was jus about to post you RP whore. Just kitten] I have the same mug... Indeed. I have heard Your local mailman has seen you. You commented with nothing real to say on an old post. Get a brain...and use it. 1/4 What I got out of that is basements make you fat... Once said to a chick "wow you're almost too tight. When was the last time anybody said that?" Her response: "last week." 6 years and going strong here... Have had issues few times but always fixed itself after a reboot The mouse one was truly horrifying My granpa has a massage stick like that Hitachi How big is that thing? (no his doesn't have a G-spot attachment) Save the children. Glued Read it as "I still have a 59% chance" till I looked down at my kidney cancer scar. Rapid fire mod yah like Kanye is a lyrical genius.. ** ** Finger resting on the trigger, pointed straight at the sky. We have a points system, and you also need company sponsorship. In all honesty, the market in Vancouver is saturated because of all the schools that teach graphics, so you will more likely not get in. The problem is, the one thing that democrats are getting mad at him over, the republicans would be total hypocrites for calling him out on it. Warlizard you are from ? the Hey Forums Gaming um, it ain't like my vocabulary gots anything wrong with it. Yup, that's right reddit, keep feeding the distractions from the big problem. This will help. I don't care what he said in a chat room. And if this is true and if you were about to pull off what he did, would you not be give people the impression that you were loyal to the federal government? The guy was not going to do fucken cartwheels down the hall with a sign that said "I'm going to to expose you fuckers". I just lost it! Now my coworkers know I reddit So the company with the vast amount of its profits going to charity and social programs is republican? I think you are projecting. That's a great idea, open a fast food restaurant with ties to the United States in the center of a shit hole region, ruled by a regime that is know for rising up and chanting death to America. Upright video what, precisely, needed to be done? That's right, because he's likely to get a fair hearing respective of public opinion. Oh wait, no he won't, government official and private intelligence lobby groups will throw every lawyers they can at him. You do get there is an issue of government agencies collecting private information and handing it over to private corporations, right? I don't know if he revealed it, he kind of celebrated it. Yup, that's right reddit, keep feeding the distractions from the big problem. This will help. I don't care what he said in a chat room. And if this is true and if you were about to pull off what he did, would you not be give people the impression that you were loyal to the federal government? The guy was not going to do fucken cartwheels down the hall with a sign that said "I'm going to to expose you fuckers". I'm pretty sure at this point he has " " assigned as it's own button on his keyboard. It's the guy formally known as prince's second symbol based name change? This is why we need to bring back consensual dueling to the death. Every large city will have one dome. 2 men enter, one man leaves. 9000 sq ft on less than an acre? They have to be crammed up against their neighbors. I need to buy a really realistic dog suit so that I can spend more time laying around touching boob. Holy shit so did I Why does he always reply with to this exact question? In FUT yesterday I scored 2 and opponent scored 1 in the 45th minute YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH. We're looking at you, Axe users Are... Are those eyeballs? Build 80 tanks & they build one muta... People in this thread actually referenced MIKE SHINODA ( ) before mentioning the one and only... There's nothing to think about. How did you read that? Posted by [deleted]. at first i What does that mean? I accidentally read 'blistering' the first time A fistful of datas? Really? But being hyperdrunk is completely safe I had a Katarina ask me what wards were the other day. I'm still scratching my head... I've also had *supports* ask me what 'pinks' and 'greens' are Mom: ლ( ლ) My god I've never seen any one have so many emails that they need an ellipsis in the badge.... Once I get hold of my laptop, sure thing! I've been forced to use mobile for the past few weeks Wow you put a lot of effort into this... I'm surprised that you only have one point, so much for people appreciating culture and or art.... Seriously though people and bikes?!? Dat sag Ha, I'm the same! XD I don't even do the walking on the treadmill anymore because my heart rate goes to 150 after 5 minutes of 2mph Nobody has that much fun walking The Viking of disapproval looks in your direction. Oh man, this is our first baby so I hadn't experience any of this before, but when you tell someone your due date they *will* tell you about some other thing that happened that day. My boss said July 11 is his parents' anniversary AND his grandma's birthday. Wow! We'll try really hard to pop out that baby on that date! Rape. Why would they need a voice actor for Chel. Bloodseeker has zero denies. Holy shit. That's really fucked up Anyone know the purpose in discarding the marinade then re-making the marinade with some extra water? Now let's make out WHYA would the person that did this use a rounded font for the "1"?? Why did I laugh at this Classy Christian Yeah, unfortunately theres part of the story that focuses on how large a girls vagina is and how only sonny can satisfy her... True but didn't like how Torres fooled them on that only chance for Spain. ... Would you be able to read it? What about the coke. Too many close choices I see you trying to look deep for your lady reddit friend. Who the hell just dumps a piano on top of a hill? ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) Fancy ass drink with fancy flowers and fruit twists, in a frosted martini glass...uses a bendy straw ** ** wait, whats up with the black dude in the corner He's just generally opposed to the idea of oral. ( ) That's why they have not risen up and over thrown their dictator yet, they want to, it just takes effort. I was bored 1 day so i clicked all around internet and found ''Los burst'' somehow (idk how ). So i though why the hell not, and poof new summoner name! But source is Bleacher Report ಠ_ Because you've been **FRIENDZONED!** Weird Al with frizzy hair? THIS IS FROM THE ONION. THEONION!! Love that site but seriously, sourcing a story and putting it in r/atheism? Exactly what I thought! So this 21 year-old chick started dating a 16 year-old? Yeah that makes sense .... ....You must work for the NSA Even slightly less interesting is that redirects to apple.com it appears after getting advice from chicken keeping friends, my chickens problem is that it is horny Yup, there are, there are also a lot of Muslims, and go figure, a lot of strife between the two. Great place to put a recognizable food chain with links to a polarizing nation. I know exactly what's there because I've been there several times. So don't lecture me on what's in the West Bank until you have been there in person. It's a shit hole with constant feuding and abuse on both sides of the cultural conflict. I loved that track the first time I heard it. It was awesome for about a month there. Then everybody who had an editing program and their mothers were all making every video with this track. All that was left for me was a stupid Mudkip 'Best of the best' Damn right, then I came in her eye If only there was a catalog system that allowed a person to order multiples of an item. Wouldn't that be swell? So you're actually going to turn your cell phone off? Whats wrong with her neck? My computer (see: reddit) instead of friends! :D I'm pretty sure you can just say 5 liters but really, how much karma do you get everyday just for posting ? Downvotes! Downvotes for everyone! Despicable. "Here lies Warlizard, possibly the same Warlizard from the Warlizard gaming forums. - " Wait... You actually write comments that aren't " "? I had him on my roster last season... such a bad decision This was posted less than 3 hours ago. No, he means that they are Mexican by nationality (ie, country of birth not race)and that they are caucasians, not the predominant mestizo or amerindian that is predominant in Mexico and Latin America. I don't know where the hell you decided he was talking about albinos Well, if the skin is released tomorrow it could mean something As a currently pregnant woman....Im not sure if this is pseudo-flattering or down right disturbing. I have it setup as a shortcut on my phone. = wtf "We'll never no for certain, since all he said on this topic was " "" ... You're really planning on recycling them for beer money aren't you? Teleporting home... I'm going to brush right now... kneepits I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it would involve an underground lair, henchmen and a small army of robot stuffed bears with laser beams. La giusta direzione sarebbe fare parlare tanti bimbiminkia su Internet di leggi di cui non ne capiscono le implicazioni? My childhood version went "the teacher's dead." I went to a Catholic school. Is yours the real version? It looks really fun but I'd be scared I'd end up cutting off an extremity by mistake White people are fucking crazy. Even the white folks know it. Somehow you've convinced the rest of the nation that politicians should compete to run the world via a bullshitting contest ....only white people can get away with this shit. "Scientist" Burn it [No ] I only read "My Australian shepherds eyes are cut in half" at first Nice sunburn OP of the AMA broke both of his arms when he was a teen. His mother helped him sexually relieve himself. Maybe when they can stand on their own two feet, get their drug issues and crime under control? You think your children are safe with you driving on coke? ... You can't avoid *what?* You shouldn't drive in flip flops Yeah, if he were smart he'd make a down payment on it like the guy who stole my Vanagon That mental image They mentioned Uncle Owen but missed out Aunt Beru Of course they are. It's raining. Ja niet bepaald iets om trots op te zijn maar de homepage is pas het begin... Wat er in Ikke 1,2,3 staat Geen woorden voor. My MacBook doesn't have an Ethernet outlet. Auction league...Kemp and Middlebrooks My name means "Lover of horses". Hi, Asian living in Asia, my dog is a pest sometimes but he's mostly a big goofy dork. Sorry if you feel it's a 'western' thing Screenshot of manga Or be incapacitated from laughter NO There is a special place in hell for people like you. ....yes. He told me he didn't even know what sickle-cell anemia is. Grooooaaaan do you eat the boogers that you pick out of your nose? His comment has net 500+ up votes. Why are you pretending that this isn't indicative? That's... interesting.. why is that link purple.... What about when a show randomly has only half the episodes as the other two season, leaves you with a giant cliffhanger, and than no official word on when the next season is coming out, and the fanbase speculation is it will be almost a year before season 4 1 thread per 8 hours. Please condense into one [Store] or [H] [W] and do not spam trade channel with multiple threads. Also the price man... Still Hoping. Not guessing, hoping Wow what a well argued article . The comments are more interesting; the author of Apache's mod_wsgi also joins the discussion. People do that all the time Yeah I dislike that subtext about this picture. Certainly Reese is the one who worked in the store all day while Cyrus was up at night working on a crackpot idea. Your username gives valid support on your sense of humor I've never noticed the fan. Seems like you got a bum unit. Also skinny cam? Your complaining about the genre of the game, rather than the game itself. Also Your obviously not playing at a level above pre-30 as the kind of players your with are obviously very new to the game or aren't experienced. This game is the same genre as DotA, I play both, and yes this can be common. But a game lost in the first 5 minutes is impossible, and yes loading screens can take quit some time, but it's your kind of toxic behavior that ruins the game for people, not other people for you. Perhaps you should stick to Starcraft as I'll assume your also the kind of person who rages about 4 Gates and any kind of All-in because you would totally be Masters if you just didnt get cheesed 24/7 How old is your daughter...? > but it's your kind of toxic behavior that ruins the game for people, not other people for you. Perhaps you should stick to Starcraft as I'll assume your also the kind of person who rages about 4 Gates and any kind of All-in because you would totally be Masters if you just didnt get cheesed 24/7 > but it's your kind of toxic behavior that ruins the game for people, not other people for you. Perhaps you should stick to Starcraft as I'll assume your also the kind of person who rages about 4 Gates and any kind of All-in because you would totally be Masters if you just didnt get cheesed 24/7 Wow. This actually exists? You can get your mind off him bye getting on me. Augh. Now I can't even upvote the original comment. afraid that if i swim in a pool at night, a helicopter will drop a great white into the pool and it will eat me I unlocked the foreman but I hadn't hired him. That must have been the problem. I feel really stupid now Thanks for the help! This is the star of a Quentin Tarantino movie if I ever saw one. its saturday morning for me! oh.. it must be time to go to work ┌( )┘ I... I can see some pubes sticking out. I don't get it ^sorry^if^I'm^stupid The first four songs on UNO are amazing. And then that song comes on. I effing hate that! It's always in the exact same spot, whether or not I wear a belt. I'm pretty sure it's because of a certain dog that likes to put her paws on abdomens while stretching and dragging her claws downward... [ ] [ ] I had kids and mine got smaller I'm pretty sure this isn't legal on multiple levels. Wat? How? All the free space and relaxing time you get to your self. This made me really happy. Until I saw that the car going airborne is a McLaren F1 Great job! Please don't post pics. ** ** You're pretty pathetic if a couple of sex toys equal WTF. You opened the package. Of course it would have his info. I'm sure it didn't advertise what was inside on the outside of the package. Besides its a pocket pussy and dildo. I could care less, and I'm female, you're really blowing up a whole load of nothing. I can't see it in the US You have to much damn free time! No driver, escort or bf I don't get drunk. And another fail Baron smite Saint. Nice try. The Dragon Centipede I don't think that's a penis staring demonically at the baby...look above the baby's chest. Seriously, if he broke out (which was rare, despite his lack of skincare... ) he'd go *on and on* about it, asking me to examine his one stupid zit. Then comment on his best friend's new GF, who apparently has acne. "She must not have good hygiene," he'd say, knowing full well i regularly break out--nevermind hia complaints of my lengthy cleansing routine! Just for good measure, he'd remind me how perfect his mom's skin is. wow... **^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ** This is awesome. Glad you are safe Yeah... it was only a one time thing I see what you did... ** ** Just wow... ლ( ლ) Why would you pay money for that??? We all know how... damn you, now i can't unhear it Unless they had a lot of humans to spare L'annuncio 'ufficiale' di una commissione francese che il parlamento francese può anche ignorare? Yes, because that's really what's important here. Jpensais pas que cet épisode de South park serait *relevant* un jour Blöde Kontrollfragen. 12 Mal die gleiche Frage beantworten mit unterschiedlichen Synonymen beantworten I think you actually need to study up on Einstein rather than throwing out articles you find online. (┛ )┛彡┻━┻ We feel your pain. >Cheating and looking up the lyrics doesn't count. as someone who lives in California, and who frequently visits family in seattle, I can tell you that all of this is FOR SURE available in Washington. I'm the opposite. I shovel food into my mouth, chew once or twice and just swallow. Apparently I sometimes appear like I've never eaten before Croat here. That also kinda confused me. I was like "Oh I'm so happy for this guy!" but then I was like "Wait a minute... Is that what I think it is " Not for $250. It's almost like this should be part of the investigating process before they come into the country in the first place. It's depends, did they just smile, or did they continue staring while Willem Defoe-ing at you? I spend a third of the year working for Disney as an entertainer, I'm sure my inner child is just fine. You are aware that the reason it's called a teddy is because of an American, right? I call bullshit on this one. That is not 150 years old, the workmanship looks all wrong for the period, not to mention, it would have had to been preserved in an air vacuum the day it was made in order to keep that well. And to make things worse, no person working on a sail ship would want a bladed hand, it would mean they would slice a rope every time they hung onto something. Yup, I want some stats on honor killings. Breaking down all the documented honor killings in Canada into culture and class. They missed Islam. Or is Mohamed too busy looking for his next wife in the parking lot of an elementary school? You were never officially allowed to. Knowing Microsoft the fairy companions you speak of would be slightly more annoying than Navi... Oh the horror Honestly, as a parent, I would be having a long discussion with that family about respecting boundaries. This is considered funny? I find subway really good. There's one thing weird about subway is whenever I eat a six-inch, I'm full for the whole day might have to deal with your 1200+ fucking messages . Nothing. * * How bout we just don't hit anyone is he the one getting people to sign that half-naked pillow Wat But Ellie is 14 I feel like this is fake.... But why would you fake that.... Everyone always thought I was 18 since I was 12. I must have one of those faces. Older men were always hitting on me, I was so clueless. My first boyfriend was when I was 14 and he was 20. Had no idea I was so young, I lied about my age. We only dated for six months though, but are still good friends. I only told him the truth when I actually turned 18. He was blown away. Finally understood why I was so immature My degree didn't include Advanced Financial, it was reserved for the first semester of the 5th year MBA-PA . I'll be taking it when I do my MBA-PA starting in August, though.. "Ellie......The Last of Us?" Dude, could ya just not? Took me a while but when I got it... But what if imgur goes down... The range it adds for you is my range buffed Hopefully not sarcasm....... That is not why the State exists. The state was founded on simple principles of individual liberty and separation of powers. If scenarios are 1-3 happen, it is up the individual to research and learn, it is not up to the government. Jeez Are we talking like inception mind fuckery or worse? I mean I had to watch the departed twice to understand the ending, I'm one of *those* people So rather than confront him, you sat there and not only did you let it happen, you took a picture..? I thought the "saturday surprise" was going to be the beginning of the Steam Summer Sale... Disappointed. One to two times of PiV a week would make me so happy... But Sprint won't let me send a text message from my basement. Pupitar? *Gary* By the way, I didn't mean to crap all over your post, I just don't want to give those Western New Yorker any ideas . I appreciate the time put into it to give us something to talk about this offseason. Some of them are actually pretty good, but a lot of them give her the manliest abs ever Why are you asking She's getting too close gentlemen... That's.. Horrifying. It looks like it grows a mouth Wet dreams are real. Very real. I'm not a violent person, really. But that's sexual assault. I'd defend myself with a solid dick punch. Also, there's no way that was an accident. You can feel where your pants are > ...did you just assume I was using 'sceptical' to imply you were doubting the actual state of the game on PTS? Hey, leave my chair alone Light speed. Oh I sure did. Losing my virginity to a 20 year old at 14 was a pretty stupid decision. I'm lucky he wasn't a psycho. ლ( ლ) no How long have you guys been here? I've lived relatively close for about 3 years now and never even knew about this place Does not compute... So...fast... HOW Agreed... I literally cant hold all these feels ‎ Ah, we have some rich farmland. The Okanagan for fruit, the praries for grains. The best produce I've ever had comes from right here in British Columbia. The Fraser River has left us with a hugely productive delta to farm on (which they're now building cities on I'm looking at **you** Richmond). He needs a script that does the face for anything that mentions "forum" in his replies and therefore doesn't show up in his inbox. I don't have one, okay? Okay, you have a point, but "autistic" as an insult directed towards them? Really? What they're doing has nothing to do with autism and putting things that way is offensive to people who actually are autistic. ** ** Is it me you're looking fooooor? My mom is 53... never got a penta ** ** am I looking at a ballsack? Check how far she is before you ask. Don't wanna make that mistake . Wow. You *really* don't live up to your username. fake... my dad says it sometimes. Oh, 100% worse. Oh so *that's* what he took out of your mouth dat ult man.... Sorry that wasn't a question haha... but really... No, they're plants. Broke both your arms? you motherfucker. Too late How's this on the front page its hotshot with another smurf I....uh...no. 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It would be quite awkward So *you're* the reason for rising healthcare costs. Don't ever speak ill of yoga pants again sir...we're watching you... Meanwhile, a Sicilian looking at New York pizza: " " I'm on to you NOPE With that username I think I do know what you're talking about. Aren't you just a bowl of sunshine. Great constructive criticism. Jesus Christ! I enter this post and find myself with a bunch of grown men sobbing and hugging each other. Stahp Is this for homework? Pretty sure I've seen this re-posted every day for two weeks now... As a manly man who hates maggots: He doesn't look anything like how he is suppose to look like as an adult in season one, episode nine of new gen...... ....my dreams. Voltorb or the topview of Jigglypuff Still less creepy them hoarded crosses lining the side of the road. Then show me some other angle. Now a cum omelette scene sounds pretty interesting if i say so myself. Although im almost tempted to click the link You do know better graphics means more disk space right? I'm judging you so hard right now. We're waiting. E che c'entra sta notizia col fatto che rompiamo il cazzo ai Grillini? How the fuck I'm not getting anything. It doesn't seem to be a legitimate barcode. Maybe we aren't looking into it deep enough After three months.. really? Five. I need them. ಠ ಠ I would downvote.. But i don't know if you're joking. You should be riding side saddle. We must find this Hugh Williams during the next shipwreck and learn his ways!.. of time travel. That's normal. They just do it for attention. I really home with zombies. I just want to go on one zombie killing spree before I die. No, he's rather small, so small he fits in your head. Weird' when ever a little girl is raped by a guy, we never blame all straight men or say things like "that's not good for the straights". Just think about it. Someone sat down and got the idea to draw the last pic. And yet oddly enough, I still think there is tension. I you flip a middle finger upside down, I refer to it as giving somebody the "cats ass". Remember where this started when it becomes the next big thing on the playground. Stupid. Repair our bridges and roads, nah! Lets secretly spy on our own people. Maybe your SO has good reason. I suspect oral from a duck bill would not be very pleasant. How about its lobbying actions in America? I would give Trump the ability to only defecate out of his mouth. Att Uppsala som ska föreställa intellektuellt centrum har haft kommunalråd som Stefan Hanna och Ebba Bush är lite I home that I actually own. Tom Cruise. Thanks for sharing. Only boy cousins? She didn't fall in the pool...she was pushed in. This thread: North Korea Great job caption bot. You spelt FAGETS wrong You don't do drugs then I get that. I was trying to make a joke based on your BS possibly being a field regarding sexuality or sexuality BS. But your BS just turns out to be serious :) Dual 7979s...1080p monitor ^^ Ahh those fancy ERAU g1000 172s We really need your help - $20,000 target. . That video alone cost $20,000 I expect. $20,000 will get them no where with a product like this. When will companies start being called out for using crowd sourcing for publicity rather than a genuine source for needed funding? I saw Arya Targaryen yesterday. I have heard that line before . > AVOID THE ISLAND AT ALL COSTS What are you talking about? Germany has very similar gun laws to the US en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gun_politics_in_Germany#Firearms_ownership_license and have some of the largest firearms manufacturers in the entire world. The culture towards guns is different but the availability is not. Someone doesn't understand sarcasm. Hopefully he doesn't Agreed. It was ridiculous. There were so many drunk teenagers crying about boys. The Daily Mail writes about underage girls and how good they look. housemate? Thanks! I love geography and this is fun but it keeps crashing on me "Are you as bored as I am?"Read that backwards You're not grown up yet. You're *still* growing up as you type here. If you watched it today, that would be,"watching it when I was growing up". most people from then are dead.. Sin... OP's username I remember my first car.. So much Velox. saar my org title was sumthin dat only "would you rather be sir lolguard, or envia's husband".. but sar wo bhod jaldi chid jati hai, dats why i try not to joke on her. ab dekhna aa jayegi yu " " muh bana ke Why did I click..... ? "Shower? Nah, I'll just shower myself in Axe." Resistance is your #1 priority Wow, totally didn't know that current Ravens (my team) tackle Bryant McKinne referred to the oral sex he performed on a woman at the party "runnin through the okra patch" in an AMA earlier this month... No, the final episode was played as told on the holo deck. It wasn't the whole series. Like they know something we don't I use it with restraint much of the time - gotten a smile out of tense situations as well, but I can see what you mean... It was pretty terrible. You Sir, are the definition of a cruel person... Psst, a tip: funny people, generally, don't have to go around telling people they are funny. You mean I don't get more exp for the harder mobs in mp10? No, because simply spying in those countries is actually a level up in human rights. They would love to be spied on in place of carried off in the night by secret police. So the key to get Utley out is Fife. So don't get caught. Oh my god. Source? Sounds......fun *He's coming right for us* but it's like a slow crawl... and it gets all serious but then they stop to take a break. Eat some sandwitches or something... awe now im hungry time to fix me a sammy<3 So it wasn't about a poop fetish!? verrry interesting. Congratulations, good sir. I got a sword too! But it's inherited, and I don't have those shnazzy black shoes to go with it. I am jealous . Hypnotiq is a similar color. Did... Did you just literally ask for upvotes? First of all: It looks like the person doing push-ups is about to get sexed by the guy begin him When my gf says "lol" instead if just fucking laughing This is true. I remember a kid picking out a shirt with Che on, in a store I was at and asking his parents if he could buy this Bob Marley tshirt... Haha, it's funny how we label children with a religion before are old enough to think. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ this whole thread.... > ಠ_ಠ Yes you are But then you get equal amounts by posting right after so it can't be all bad. Unfortunately I ended up reading about John Wayne Bobbitt. Yeah, but lets wait for next crazy Danny Ainge's move.. ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ Dᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) " " But the queens, man, these queens were game-losing [ ] saved I had some when I was 7-ish.. Apparently the man who lived in that apartment before us, kept pigeons in my room. [ ] >allot You sold something on the market.. Who cares? These sales happen all the time Green upvote arrow? I just read some of the posts they made....I'm angry and confused. I need to upload some videos ... Any way to do so from an iPad? I've tried using SexyKarma but it won't let me register. I definitely thought that said texasfisting....wow... My dad called the original Playstation the Psone (pronounced pee-sone, rhymes with bone). Some times he still does just so I can go . It's not. It's a ploy. A pathetic attempt at appearing generous. Or OP was shopping....for someone. Hmm, no they appear to be tits, I guess they are real. You know what fake tits are? Padded bras. That shit is not only fake but false advertising There's Italian food, French food ... But guess American food is controversial? My boyfriend was visiting, and discharged his yogurt cannon all over my brothers pillow, and did not wipe it up. (Why was he doing that in my brothers room anyway? ) If I have learned anything from Reddit is that just because a girl is putting out nude pics doesn't mean you can't be a creep with what you say. I am looking at you /r/gonewild Inaccurate . ... *Just* ham? ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) Some people are... slow I thought everyone knew it. Does anyone realize that we basically play QWOP everyday when we walk? Shes obviously joking. I'm sitting in the office and I have ignored every link so far and the first one I click on is this link. Why am I like this. Wow, nice try at changing a tragedy like this into a gun control debate Where was this chick on all those excursions to Algonquin or Kilarney? Das not rite So, fuck the kid who was born addicted to [insert drug here] because their mother made poor choices? Makes sense. It says she takes in 8,000 calories a day to support everyone.. Now what was a 19 year old Evelyn female model doing with a 44 year old male druggie? The article mentions no detail Whoa. Well, I'm sorry. You went to college in the 2050s? Image 14: front knife is bad enough... but through a wall? dude.. your one comment on reddit.. I've got my eye on you ( ) I wouldn't like that lol it would make the show all weird to me. Yeah, I started tuning it and the gear wasn't turning. I turned the knob down until the gear turned, and started tuning it up again. Except after a while the tension slipped and it lowered down to exactly an E. Not me. >Don't abuse them das not rite Wait... What kind of rim? Free.. At rs 5 a day? wtf? This essentially means they will steal 5 bucks daily? 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If not, this is kind of part of the problem. People who feel the need to convert others to their religion. With the current state of it, there is nobody that could. Its too much power, run by a corrupt and private system. I've been told a strong drink taken up the bum hole does the trick. Those eyes I just...I can't.....I don't know what to say about that level of stupidity. "So one night while hanging out at my friend Johnny's Dad's burger place we're suddenly attacked by a group of ninjas! The craziest part is that I've discovered this power of mine that made me a prince! but also blew up Johnny's house " I thought we agreed to never speak of that again Why is that comment followed by a smiley face? Thanks for explaining because otherwise this is all kinds of ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ What the fuck OP ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Why did you tell them! By comparison to the complete tool that Romney is, very much so. 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Then they can just start printing things in metric only. It's definitely a disadvantage if you travel or deal with non US humans at all. I mean they phased out cursive being taught in schools (sad in my opinion) but they can't just bite the bullet and make the switch to metric already? True. I would happily eject many players for breaking basic safety rules, unfortunately the owner refuses to do so unless there's a potential for physical altercations. Fortunately there hasn't been an incident in the last 5 years and the last incident was because someone was being a dick to his friend and didn't know that netting isn't meant to be shot point blank. Go home Cg141 you're stoned You just edited your comment. Not really. But a little since I'm gonna have to help stop Gaea and Ouranos from doing their ultimate godly relations(slamming into each other ) Radiance and only 100 last hits in 41 minutes... ಠ_ Winona? 6th and Franklin? 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Whenever I talk about how much more tactical and awesome BF2 was, younger kids and even my friends always go.."yeah Bad Company 2 was the shit..." I just go... " ." When Battlefield 3 was coming out many people thought it was the sequel to bad company 2. I was fucking nerd raging so hard trying to explain to them that it isn't a sequel to BC2. I wonder how embarrassed you will be when he introduced you to your new niece or nephew. photoshopping Jeff The Killer's face onto someone's isn't scary srsly guise ...russia was way ahead of us in space flight Your eyes seem like they are going to pop out That man is an anti-education evangelizing monster and deserves no praise. Stop being a whiney pussy. Pick up a phone and say hi to them. There is nothing underhanded about leaving your home town to find success. Somebody who was really wealthy, I don't mind being a trophy husband, so long as I get a nice comfortable settlement when it's all over. 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I can't bring myself to imagine how this would feel good. Essay by Armond White.... Oh, I see now.. Atleast they gave you credit That's every single buff/debuff ever. Where was this? 25$, Heatran Full art, and Cresselia EX for the Celebi Rubik's 4x4 It's a repost but still funny Found out the hard way, I am not . How much would, if you know at all, a pro guitar tech charge for such an operation? Trebly being like too high? And muddy means garbled on the low note end correct? It's still better than Justin Beibers diaper pants. > As a Jew Lizard, I'm offended by this level of antisemitism. We're only cultural Jews because its the best way to get quality hummus. Yeah... You can't breathe. Nice try.... Oooouch! one day, I will have enough! I really loved its tone, I just really wanted to upgrade. Can you get a kit, then take that to a tech? So because someone else's fun is bothering you, you want said content removed from the game? fads are a thing, it will blow over if left in the game Learning from (other) terror organizations.... Please tell me you are not complaining about this It's the land of his imagination. She should be thrilled she isn't getting tipped OVER ** ** that plus the fact it disappears from the store is utter shit, I want my flare gun Good to know that people are posting hidden gem songs that the world hasn't heard ten trillion times over. All other Franz Ferdinand songs are obviously fillers and deserve no attention at all. Can't wait till you make more underplayed songs like Californication or Adams Song hit the Front Page. Good on you. The news is an advertising agency and not representative of anything other than what companies and politicians are trying to sell you. I realize that this article is trying to highlight the gender disparity in politics, but when I see them studying the news as a credible reflection of society it makes me " " you moved without having a job, OR even knowing WHERE to find a job???????????????????????????????? Is that Jeff Goldblum with flowing hair, and if so, was this an erotic dream? Please don't let these post be the new trend. I say this as a Wii U owner and thirty year Nintendo-lover, but if a twenty year old game that can be played right now on any PC or smartphone anywhere is what's selling your system, your system has got some pretty big problems to overcome Don't say random it attracts sporks. Mike Tyson I'm sorry, but knowing the GOP, I would not put it past them to fake the threats as a pr stunt. Tomahawk chop is my death blow... Instead of using a blade, use two prongs that pop out by remote. And maybe add a little electricity to it as well. It will be like a taser for your ass. My fear with that blade is hitting a pothole and that trigger is sensitive I don't think this is just android users. I think a lot of people, justifiably, see the apples platform as a threat to the idea of open hardware, software and the media market. In every area they have done well in, they over charge for hardware, systematically phasing out support and limiting media sales in areas that compete with what they produce. It's not that they people see their products as bad, it's that they see it as a bit anticompetitive. I would feel a little less threatened if you could run OSX on third party machines, or buy an mp3 from a non-apple run store. I will end you. As a Jewish woman: TIL: OP loves it when they cry Awh shucks, Thank you! That's a good thing, the ones I couldn't trust are in jail now . You always have one or two friends that get to crazy with it :/ I'm surprised you started so late. If you don't mind me asking why did all of you start am last year? I'm very happy to hear none of them are addicted to anything, that's a definite relief. And I don't even know them ! I hear these words in a voice of captain Janeway from Voyager. You assume that those are real cats, and not men she has kidnaped and dressed like cats. I dumped them. Yes just give me your user name and password for each account and I will do it free of charge Through a puppet show, followed by interpretive dance. Yeah we could take advantage of their ignorance...in things I wanna know is how you got reddit in korean. Good. I know that feel Yes, that's right, because Romney would have been so forthcoming. Like this. . I hope they didn't pay any marketing specialists for that. Ha funny post in /r/nottheonion. Wait a minute! /r/politics!? > Hit A every time it ticks, not just mashing it > Uhgh wat 8===D ~~~ Coincidentally, it was the bikini cup size. ^^a ^^bit ^^too ^^creepy ^^ I like it but I'm trying to be patient awaiting the next season in October. Maybe he wanted to get raped? Sounds interesting... but... Roman era times... Why is this a question? I'm pretty sure the pope would even go gay for him. Does this mean he likes is black in the back? Oh god 1[ ]10 That exists. I don't like watching people die The fuck But... Their are Only 47 stars on that flag. God damn that man is some kind of alcoholic. Is that a old man? > hence the . Naw, I think I would prefer something more human. Or that awesome bear robot from A.I. The man is a fundamentalist, anti-education nut job, he deserves no praise. I don't even know you man Mariana cordoba by the looks of your post history What in the fuck? His comment is about a 1000 years old just like the other relics : Classic (insert name here), plot twist, , list of burn centers in the united states wikipedia page, ect. Not enough makeup, just as bad I first thought it said YOLO. **PROSTITUTE_STRANGLER** > But what if they go inside I cant imagine getting 1500+ karma for a quote, TIL, and a . Fuck, I suck at reddit.. easiest way to find out what a candidate stands for? Look at where the money comes from... Trust you to show up in a thread about sister fucking Step the fuck up and give me the answers if your going to claim I'm wrong, and I want your excuse for why women should be treated like that. Stimmed hellbats That's bullshit. You don't have an answer, and that's why your making up pathetic excuses. This is my question. I want it answered. Step the fuck up if your going to tell me I'm wrong in my assumption. Tell me why it's ok to deem men as superior, and why it's ok to beat your wife for not being obedient? If you are going to believe this stuff is valid, you should easily be able to answer it. If I followed a list of ethical guidelines, I could easily lay out why. What kind of pathetic god would give his people rules they could never understand. I always got asked if I sneezed with my eyes open when I was a freshman. A senior boy came up with that brilliant remark I'm old fashioned. Interpretive dance and a puppet show. Don't ever say splooging again. Please! Sounds gelatinous Im on a plane right now It's only fair that next time you have sex, you ask him to wear a Peter Dinklage Mask. That's not an answer, that a long winded and sad validation that still belittles women without actually answering the question, while adding information that he pulls from his ass with no sources. I want to hear in your own words a real answer. I gave you a real question. I've asked it five times on this page. I want an answer. I want you to justify what context it's ok to deem men as superior, and to beat women for not obeying? Stop making up excuses or passing the buck. Explain it in a solid and straight forward way without distracting from the subject, adding made up content or being manipulative. I know that. I meant how does it make the second half more fun *"Oh you killed my family because they were trying to help those people injured by your bomb? I'll just go riiight ahead and forget about that."* Sure. This one is better Only problem.......Dave Mustaine kept staring at me on your shirt lmao! I'm jelly....never been to a metal concert you're welcome? From all pet-like-chicks in league of legends like ahri u chose elise .... Prepare for She's sold me 3 genuine paintings so far, I've begun calling her the Hamburglar because she has to steal one to be able to just hand it off for 4k. Also fries are her favourite food You are ** ** **TL;DR:** He wanted foreplay while I was wearing a witch costume and him as Michael Jackson. The one from Thriller Oh casual**AMA**. I read it as casual**lama** and was trying to figure out why she posted there indeed so hes admitting hes a patch terran That last one was kind of bad. The guy was working with machines that cut meat. Also, I'm thinking this guy will end up with pretty high blood pressure if his response to the unexpected is consistently this way. #### Just sit there like I have a stick stuck up my ass while shooting disapproving looks at you. ...I guess schnitzler has a weird looking penis . ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ #### Brilliant idea lol I know what immmmmm doing todayyyyy :D #### Please cut it out? Come on, some one say it. "The police are just doing their jobs." But didn't see so irrelevant... Predicting a supernatural subplot No I was just high. Sorry. I will be spending the last 2 hours of my shift underneath an overpass...working in a turd filled urban area is great Not sure I like automods ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ #### 1 So... Your saying tearing is normal? If I ever write whorizontal now I'm blaming you! Hawaii here...literally at the middle of the Pacific Ocean. When people come here they always refer back to "the States" when talking about the mainland US. ಠ_ಠ No excuse for taking gamers money? That's a child's hand I smell more pathetic excuses. 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Then *someone* downvoted me without bothering to upvote you. >Centrum Silver, the only senior multivitamin to be awarded the Centrum Seal of A*Provo* Well this sucks. You guys killed this before you even looked at it. Great job. Is this a troll, or is this person for real? I prefer my women without a pair... This might be the Internet if the only two websites you used were 4chan and reddit. English, German Jew, Native American and Scottish. I'm sure there are more in there, some place. I just say I'm a mutt. I just believe somebody would be this stupid. I guess I'm wrong. The key word here is "recorded". I see what you did there Is this even a confession  The game What? That's not a thing. I'd take the tanaka off your hands but I'm canadian If you live in a rural area, yes, it's that bad. An army of android stuffed bears. I would give them away as gifts to all the people of the world, then, one night they would activate, destroying all those in my way. This man is an dominionist, theocratic, anti-education, fuck wad and deserves no praise. Yeah, I managed to make the 5lbs of gummies /u/madametrogdor gifted me last for about 5 months. My Mom kept eating them, though. Lets not jump to conclusions. It could be a little person or a carny...or a carny little person. ಠ_ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ### I found your profile and creeped it. But you'll never know which one is me. Because I'm stuck in Fort Irwin, California after a month long training rotation waiting for my bus ride back to Fort Carson, CO. The misfortunes of being in the Army I wonder what we are for affordable living? One dog all chill...one dog cowering in the corner. Good times I'll be disappointed if you're not living up to yours missy There are so many red flags there for a moment I thought you were communist Chinese Canadians know how to riot, they just never seem to do it for legit reason. Government cuts science and education, nothing, oil pipes burst and governments turns a blind eye, nothing, money wasted on high government salaries, nothing. Hockey game lost, fuck the world, were looting. That's the same as my second link ** ** ...It all makes sense now. ‎ Oh had no idea he did that ಠ_ What do you think? ಠ ಠ Thanks, didn't see that. I've downvoted myself It is known........ However, with the earlobe problem fixed in beta 3 (assuming); reports are that it causes explosive diarrhea. . 2012: 42-10 I think he spelt it to show how he said Obama. Phonetically if you catch my drift... Ell not really phonetically but it's something along the lines of something That particular graphic was from Fallout 3. That's all I was saying. ಠ x > I do that all the time Those fingers Piggy back off a high rated comment you say? .... Am I doing this right? My HM literally had one rack of $4 henleys and that's it. >>>>>>>>>> Who does that???! +1 for that doesn't even make sense. Did he just listen in on them, or did her daughter just go up and say "Hey dad, wanna hear what Becky told me?!" Cause kids love sharing private convos like that with their parents NO > I bet in the default subs gets a lot of Karma. Hate on Reddit threads make me realize that a lot of people are still subscribed to those... either by choice or by not knowing they can unsubscribe... I went to a Japanese aquarium last year, and a little kid standing next to the dolphin tank said that They That you can enter when she's says to enter... Always check to see if she's wet enough or face friction burns on penis I don't think i saw that one Oh god I feel bad for everyone look at this..... mother of god Where the hell are they taught to hate each other? Yes, we'll its hard for you government to fight radical Islam when they enable it through their own legislation. They don't make that noise. [ ](/r/PokePorn) That's a weird way to get karma,,,, Could you try to rephrase this in a way that makes sense? Nice non-sequetor Everybody is upvoting your comment which was made specifically for the purpose of support for the other comment... Yet they still downvote the other comment? Why the ? " " Thanks for that. Now I have to go and feel all guilty about all the drawings like this I've done. May I ask why I have you tagged as "loves big dicks"? I used to have that exact same desk in my first house.............fuck that desk Software developer here. When I was working on an encrypted audio communications program I was informed that I would be prohibited by law from distributing it in France if I used an encryption that the French intelligence agencies wouldn't be able to decipher. This thread was slowly turning me on. My penis just shot back into my body out of fear from the cringe I don't like the idea of you showing me this picture and winking at me I bet it has been written somewhere on Internet... as the beginning of a romance... Somehow I read sitter as sister... I don't like grapes. "remaped" In the CPC bubble: $90 000 == a few bucks... Damn, you're making me remember about the infamous spoon rape again Nope ** ** A month ago it was 'why isn't anyone doing anything?', so some people tried to do something. Then a week ago it was 'slacktivism doesn't solve anything, you have to get feet on the ground'. Now people are complaining about the few folks who actually got out there I have the weirdest boner right now... No! That's OUR money. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ lol tracked you down . i had that once when selling a nintendo. i asked them to prove it, nothing happened. in my experience with it, there can be nuts and then there's decency too. Dat ginger neckbeard You're one lucky guy! (Or gal)! I lost mine Funny thing I posted the exact same picture and title, Or you could just not pirate, and not have this issue wait how does this get downvoted? Haters >Yup... watch for the "American arrested in China" newflash You sem disappointed "Everyone's got them!" 1 reader Yes but this partner decided it could be cotton candy for the day. Then GM proceeds to meow 5'6". Thanks for the weather update. Living the dream? My best experience with 3d gaming was Uncharted 3! I loved it! The action scenes just seemed to pop more in 3d! I love it! But I don't see a whole lot of support going 3d's way though...... Si esto no sale en "Las Mangas del Chaleco" con Mr. Juaiderito se confirmará definitivamente "el compló" I know his pain all to well dat user name This actually makes sense for CaptionBot.... Talk about rubbing him the right way Wow, this happens? Either way, you really need some q-tips. That's pretty gross, and I'm subscriber here. You're not supposed to hit on little girls, Sober adult Yeah, that sounds perfect! That way control can cast Palinchron and immediately after, safely cast AEtherling! I got a dominos pizza about an hour ago, and I love that flavoring on the crust. It's actually my favorite part. Is it really that bad? > windows: 12% (mostly XP users that didn't have service pack 2 installed or any recent updates... by recent I mean in the last 3 years. really now, wtf Maybe I hate windows users more. Why are they running xp without patches?) FUCK. I am too. Thanks for reminding me. I thought my 70 hp civic was bad Never before have I seen a better use for this face: Magick Milf ITT: Jim Harbaugh Thanks! Saves the BG 3 times before I realized my iPad was not messed up. Um...you can't see the photo in your photos app. The man has a TEN PACK WOW... Even in the mutha fuckin' sidebar. Try GO FUCK YOURSELF Great! Just struggled with the DNR website last week, wish I had your site then. Is that the same lady that's in that [adult swim] spot, where they have her at two different camera angles at the same time. Same lady! They do have bussers. Not cool mystery server. Not cool. are you joking?! Studied that painting in modern art class and that was the fourth time i asked myself, "why the hell am i studying modern art!?" (Art major by the way ) A functioning preventative (as opposed to reactionary) medical system DIII sucked so bad! Reminds me of my ex I will follow Pretzels and sunflower seeds Keeping the harbor safe since 1999 I dunno if I'd want to give up America for Venezuela... I feel like I wouldn't, now I might, but, I just don't know Honestly most of this stuff doesn't bother me until I read these meme's... then I all of a sudden have a problem that I didn't have before WAT THE FUCK that song... Shhh! Me what the fuck ... says the poster with Vayne flair. Soon I work at a historical park that portrays the summer of 1816, and so I know all about Mt Tambora. Crops failed worldwide, which is incredible to think about - as a Metis farmer in 1816 I'd be like " dafuq guys" but I wouldn't know til much later how serious this crazy weather was. The art dated from the years following 1816 that depicted the Year of No Summer shows even the upper class gentlemen wearing what would have been winter coats and toques and such. Super cool to think of from a modern perspective :) > I know what was done to that sock Don't ever post anything else here, ever again... An be careful to not shoot your dick off... A sterling silver heirloom knighting sword. It's useless... until the zombie apocalypse happens The God delusion sounds biased just from the title This is exactly how I got the first one on carrier. Every time after that I was getting shot in the back trying to get the second. aggravating. Are those freckles dotting your cheeks? Hard Candy That Sword ...I give up! > I hope you didn't know what a handjob was at 5 Lydia is a pretty popular name compared to Rydia... I want a pair of these so bad but I'm not paying flightclub prices ...B-But they looked like such innocent games! He doesn't have a graphics card The giraffe is like I bethcha they live in San Francisco... You're making a video about jerking off to amputee midget porn? "the man".... head and shoulders pattern forming on mtgox M3 chart looks like we are going down to $30 Wow. That name. Was sad, then suddenly He Knows. "I had sold him weed in the past..." Ok, that makes it much better. He was only a minor at the time. But.... But..... But are they UNITED States? I didn't know franciscan monks were on the internet. There's a MapleStory EU? Call me Alivemau5 That sounds dangerous That you love them The use of both black and color ink for outlining leads me to believe this is probably done. This is not how line work is done for future work to finish it, but then again, it's so terrible this might actually be a train-wreck-in-progress WTF was wrong with your dad? You don't need either one imo. Didn't work out that way for me, I only got 6 downvotes.. Restless, Buster went to the kitchen to find something to help him sleep, when he came across Lucille’s emergency stash of wine, which he mistook for a giant juice box. I cant wait to repost this Someone would say its 6 days ahead of its time Not even he deserves this Haha, I mean, Venezuela... making a splash in the intehnationalll (missa chow) theatre... Who makes this shit? I was really hoping for a [purposefully] misspelled word, to emphasize your point... you are clearly more mature than I Everytime my mom instruct me to agak-agak the ingredients,I'll have this look on my face. I agree with OP... it's a form of self harm. Personal death threats, and economic sanctions oh my! The US would never do that ( ) Never has my penis been more limp "Alcohol is normally a depressant but Tequila is inherently different, it's actually an accelerant" It's like but with less incredulousness. He said he did nothing wrong! (╯ ）╯◡ ┻━┻) Quebec. Not Canada. . You welcomed Celine Dion, now take the rest of her baggage. The others are 14 and 8/9. This article was about as informative as this comment. Warm weekend and hot action in Cologne between Deman and Joe; Deman and Jason; Joe and Jason... Or playing video advertisements on static webpages Off the hook and incredibly frustrating! I hate those straw holes! Um... what was suppose to be happening here? I am one of those people. I just really like sweet and cheesy flavors, I didn't know I was being judged ... ... ... If *that* is a contributing factor to choosing a university, they should maybe reconsider their priorities/why they are going to college That guy looks like the human version of this Reading the title at first I was like fucking soccer fans, but then I was like . What the fuck soccer? Isn't Islam great! I assumed some sort of schizo-typical disorder just before the " ", but it sounds like you've already gotten that armchair diagnoses professionally recognized, a very good thing to hear. Ugh, it looks like the spawn of Honey Boo Boo and a Shetland pony. That can be taken two very different ways... If you dad married another another women, you also would not be born. This is moot. That there's one being that's a white man that created the whole Earth and all the living things on it. Hilarious, supposedly many other people believe this. they just want a drink....and to watch... Yep Are you serious? I bet the guy that was moving was all when he saw the other guy ....but....Misty's 12....Ash is 10.... Wait... This is confusing... You said earlier it happened, because of traumatic experience from year 4 to 15. Now you say "since she was 2"? Such a gif exists? How the fuck do you remember your username. I'm at a loss of words if someone has to point out that they, themselves, are trust wothy chances are is that that someone is fibbing.... . yeah the ad does come off as prickish but it does hold a good way of making the brain dead masses actually think twice. but if someone cannot even test drive it? well that contradicts the self statement of trustworthiness in full. OOPS, didn't mean to delete original comment... "Randomness is just a theory " Perhaps new tile/linoleum instead? Not if the NSA has anything to do with it Our tax dollars at work :D... I wanna make that face too! Me three! Is it weird that this is my O-face? Darien God creates dinosaurs... God destroys dinosaurs... God creates man, man creates dinosaurs... dinosaurs destroy man... No jail sentence was given at all What's with all the quotation marks Where the fuck are all of you coming from? I think I am gonna rickroll you all at the fountain one of these nights. (BTW, tonight show will be pretty good. Just got done repairing some issues with the new LED lighting up there). im getting tired of all these posts. Nope, I am actually being taught by those. Haha> welcome aboard Why not both Thank you, Mom! if you don't give a shit about what I think then why did you back How my reaction was in a matter of 45 seconds. :D.......O.o........ Why would your own family say that? At least your heat is primarily dry...in VT it was 100°F and 90-95% humidity today We the miners of Summerchamber will cast ourselves into the howling pits before we're told how many trees we can cut down by unicorn peddling, wooden bin hating lanky freaks. Let them resist if their delicate testicles have descended. I don't think many of us appreciate being classified as 'the nuggets.' ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I just do that anyways. If someone's all , I just tell them that everyone gets them. Everybody can build nicer houses than me My dog once did this... got a whole large pepperoni! You know when you're going to die The title of "sir" wheres the logic in take those and using them for this? there is none I got that also in MHP3rd. 650 Hours . Those Skypiercers just wouldn't drop! Not sure if your propaganda is for benefit of test or cfc..... ** ** [](/cadance " ") Well, thanks! It's funny...we have 10 exams in this class, and for all of them so far (6/10), I have been able to type the question verbatim into Google and get the answers back in the exact configuration as on my online tests... this. .... > I second that Or maybe notmathman is being a smug little prick. > Edit: Some of you need a girl/boyfriend. edit 2: When I was cleaning out my grandmother's house after she passed and I was cleaning out a closeti found a couple bags of ashes with labels for the dogs she used to have... Then I found the bag that had my uncle's remains <-accurate representation of my reaction. If my name were Steve, we'd be the same exact person. Wow imagine if that happened with vaginas. Would our lips go inside or something? >Edit: Some of you need a girl/boyfriend. edit 2: How am I a bitch? *"Really? You can't just click and then scroll?"* OP.... how could not expect this too turn into anything but a massive instant. Now who said it was for me? vader's finger You didn't eat the whole bowl HOLY SWEET JESUS THANK YOU. I just spawned and walked. I found a few griefed places, but nothing helpful. I was just sitting there like, where's all the people. Oh I'm sure you'd like to hear that conversation Agent TrippleThreat ( ) ######* * ######*Hue ಠ_ಠ hue hue* #####*Le ಠ_ಠ le le* Why do you always reply to the question with a " "? This meme crap has to stop. It's not funny and is against the spirit of the reddit and in extension, the Internet community. It's okay if you're a mentally impaired 13 yo kid but not if your older. Grow up and downvote this crap from the front page morons Duuuuuuude . They released over a year ago. Sorry you work on it but don't know how well it works? You really need to chill that's twice today "ლ( ლ) IT'S BEEN FIVE WHOLE MINUTES SINCE YOU'VE FED ME!!!" He just squirrels away into places he shouldn't be. You were dreaming about seducing Russian women when you were six? what the hell is 11:19 position My bedroom was in the basement What about Madonnas little cunt? Maybe.... Maybe the vagina is the man who has to drink bitter coffee to feel like more of a man so he can feel like he has a big cock around other men? Hey, don't laugh! It's probably a traditional African name... Like Shanequa. Facebook & Farmville ovviamente The toilet plunger cracked me up... Literally If you can see him, that's proof that he's emitting/producing radiation ಠ_ಠ Yes...chocolate covered racist...for the win I have yet to meet a person with 5 or more kids that I didn't think was a selfish obsessed prick. I suspect, that once he has found a nice comfortable place where the United States can't get him, people are going to learn a lot. The irony being, the reason they are able to arrest him is because of laws religious people lobbied for. Who ever down voted this, I will seriously fight you. Once a week I would pull all the books off of my bookshelf and reorganize them because they never felt right. I nice thought, but just take a peek at the fuel efficient jets we use today... . Yes Eugenics is the answer because that always works out well " Champs that are fun and straightforward, like Lux, Sona, Soraka, **Teemo** " Are you the same guy that asked for feet pics a few weeks ago Are people just totally making these up now or what... Sprayed cheese? I too have read the other ask reddit thread. Don't you think you can steal karma from /u/thedarkknightcrisis ^----- Redditor That whole episode... Sansa Stark, and before you ' ' me she's legal in UK (I think) Same here. Being a server is not something to be ashamed of. Drawing a penis instead of a giving a tip is very much something to be ashamed of. It was an Australia V New Zealand grudge match. New Zealand won. What has this subreddit become?! Those ribs Clip your fingernails, shit is grody as hell I got this in an email. Of course, all 3 boxes I have are affected I've been calling every pharmacy in the city to see if they have any reservoirs available or can get me some, but no luck so far. I'd rather he didn't Now that this is a thread about rent... $3685/month... NYC!! 2 BR Not bad. But rerolls got a bad rap with me after the guy who only owns an SU-122-44 and only complains about his teams. Even when we're winning by a landslide. ARE YOU KIDDING ME. Menstruation is very different than filling five pads full of blood s/p surgery. Been waiting for a reason to mention this: Me and the wife are watching TV and a commercial for Con Air comes on. I make a comment about Cage's cheesy southern accent to which my wife replies, "Oh I love that movie! That's when my crush on Steve Buscemi started." Tri-Blend tanks are oh so soft I guess I can't count... Whoever wins my "150th gift" contest will actually be my 152nd. Oops Serious question: how much karma do you think you've gotten just from posting comments with ' '? Oh, thought you were disparaging my initialisms Irresponsible? I actually like him. I rarely pay attention to names so I get to the very end and sit there like "god damn you..." That bastard. Well they breed so out of control, with no regard regard to the world around them, it's just to keep the numbers down and thin out the herd. ISO. SWAGGER! photobucket Sadly, even after all this, he's still better than Romney. Giving a shit about the human race. Was not expecting that last question.... Many do. It's just some people are too cheap to put those sinks in. I hate baseball & half the people who find that out assume I am un-American. This game, man! I keep flying through the first 3 areas or so, no sweat. Then it throws some mega ship at me with 5 people boarding, FIRE EVERYWHERE and I die Why is everyone being rude? The first one. For real? It gets so irksome reading comments that obviously go against widely accepted social standards, that being the humor of the comment, and always seeing " " next. As if it has to be pointed out that it's cause for scrutiny as if there's some shred of originality to that face any more. You're not an asshole are you? I thought it was Hogwarts... When did the argument go from "it's simply a bad idea" to "it must be wrong because its unconstitutional" on everything people object to. I don't object to stuff because a constitution says I need to, I object because its irrational and I can make a good argument. Yes, if you receive any form a sexual gratification from the same sex, then it is homosexual. The bigger question is, why does it matter? I use to liberate lawn gnomes....for the revolution. Wife/mother rip mr. Faper Redditors love to give you that sweet, sweet karma and all you have to do is type This is kind of amazing in a trippy, dadaist way. 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We don't want to see proof, AutoModerator none, at least within the last 24 hours but you send me 3 "ಠ_ಠ" if I remember right and once I responded " yourself" When I was a teenager, I mowed about 30 lawns. I faithfully paid my tithing on all the money a took in, about $300 a month. I sold the business when I got an internship in the field I'm going into, my second semester of college. Around that time I had started getting money disbursed to me from the university from scholarships grants and loans. I thought about paying tithing on that for a while, then eventually took the matter to facebook. (As you do) I was shocked that there was no consensus on what to do! Surely some GA had given a talk to some BYU students on the manner? I didn't find one. Even though a TBM lawyer begged me not to, the "spirit" told me to pay tithing on it, as it was an increase. For two semesters I paid tithing on all the money I was disbursed! thankfully I was lucid enough to not pay tithing on the loan money I was disbursed. When I got my job, I also wrestled with the whole pay on gross/ pay on net thing too. but why ლ( ლ) Anyone That talks about cakeday and level up is obviously a loser with no life. Most gamers are... Seems kind of insulting to the name you have already. My feet are inside rabbits yeah bro I'm In It and New Slaves and basically everything other than Black Skinhead or Blood on the Leaves are great party songs I have a rock that keeps unicorns away. It must be working, because I have yet to come across any unicorns. So you decided to give away his address? Are you stupid? Things that can be found in instructions/manuals shouldn't be advice mallards S... Steak ... :D Well said, FishPenetrator. I don't know what's more pretentious, the assholes who insist on others eating zero meat, or the fuck wad trolls like you that wear shirts like this. **Flyers:** Hextall, Brind'amour, Mike Richards , Tocchet, Leclair. Like Naples! Avoid Naples. There is nothing there. *NOTHING. THERE.* > I didn't even need to go beyond the headlines to guess Islam was involved. He might me quite muscular too, I'm 125kg (275lbs), I have a little bit of tummy but quite a bit of natural muscle mass. I don't work out, I'm also mixed raced. My Jamacian grandmother likes to say I have a "slave body" I'm just hoping there are no assholes who list them for $300 + shipping Not here Why is this note even Funny? I don't consider this Funny at all.. Kinda like a lame joke a mentally impaired 14 yo would play on their older sister. But I digress. If you have to hunt wild bore, you should do the world a favor and do it in places where they have become an invasive species. Not Germany. That's actually a pretty good one Reddit seriously doesn't know the difference between a goat and a sheep. At least it didn't turn out to be a safe that takes 3+ months to deliver on The batteries die Maybe now Obama will realize he's wrong. So you chose old people and people nobody could stand to save the world. We are doomed. Ok.....I was just asking a question. Apparently that's not allowed here That sounds... Intriguing Tagged as " " That is not just *some dude* who dies! That brunette Haha well he's into archery mma and war... And has an awesome pet dragon. Yep, being a teenage girl on reddit makes me never want to leave the house. I feel like I should completely cover myself with a blanket or something before going outside Tyga keeps trying to say his name stands for Thank You God Always. Because it costs them like 12¢ to produce the disk, and you already gave them $59.99 for it... Wait wait WAIT! Your telling me that Tali and Garrus ahem get it on? I thought Garrus was my bro. This definitely belongs in /r/mildlydisturbing. Says the guy with the username: lolipop_anus I was expecting it. I actually was prepared to spend about 1500 so I got off easy Mine to Dallas is 13ms.. 98%? What molarity? White vans don't have windows, Excuse me But Are senators/congressman allowed to take drugs? Are you not breaking the current law by smoking marijuana? When I decided the best way to kill time was going to sephora until my sephora package was delivered yea, that was a giant red flag. Dumb shit is jumping from a huge tree into a lake, or drinking your dads beer when you're underage. Shooting yourself in the jewels that's a little more than "dumb shit" IMO Your station should invest in the ones with resistance treds. Makes life a little nicer. At least until a superior yells at you and says their meant for upwards pulling as well Sorry was going off to watch a firework show. Ethier way it doesn't really matter I just tried to educate somone on a interesting subject. You know what I meant... haha well shit. I used to not fuck up like that, and I always thought it was weird when people did. Now I do it all the time. She got her pose wrong I wouldn't do this. Hey, aren't you that one guy that made a fortune with the trademark? I'm a werewolf stormcloak high elf that eats thalmor Until then: ^^^patent ^^^pending Alright, man. Nothing beats u/warlizard and his ** ** I just watched the hall pass the and the hot tub scene... It could be a gateway, by never being able to recreate the pleasure and lead to some stuff. ლ( ლ) How has no one mentioned Old Greg yet? and hellbats havent even gotten nerfed yet Pure Android? Guess we won't see this phone on Verizon. That women likes to point the obvious doesn't she? ** ** ? Your sister is correct. Probably the last nasty thing I saw was a blanket with menstruation all up on the inside. Yeah... That's what *every other post* here is about... Thanks for adding to the originality of this subreddit Yeah cause no one ever gets upvoted yo the front page from the main subreddits?.... Can you not sed the irony of your comment??? Toxins? What. The. Actual. Fuck. Reddit logic? “I could have an exercise bike in the back of the car to work out on the way to work,”. Sorry, I forgot Rikku was from a sitcom Damn, not at that video link. but everyone is working towards one goal: Ban Spam > Sheep peeing… So long as we don't call it "breeding". But then... how will they know that I paid $600 for my smartphone? LOL can't tell if you're joking or serious. Credit? We see how well that's worked out for America thus far O.o... also what you're getting at is a *secondary market*, where peoples' credit (debts) is bought and sold as a separate currency... spoiler: it hasn't worked I still dont understand why people post pictures wearing the mask on facebook... Where you can read their names and hometown > > I had no idea you could do this Its hard because i work out naked Jolly Rancher En México, es un jugador de Mariachi. Hahaha I'm confused, am I giving you money? Because I'm not just broke, I'm grad student broke ... But have an upvote! :D Toy Story. Im pretty sure they'll have to put this into the game, since all pirates should know how to swim Wikipedia mentions another Rival of Arkansas St....UL Monroe, Both used to be named the Indians and their rivalry is known as the "Trail of Tears Classic" Hey, are you that guy with the trademark? He'll do well in the service industry... "tweet" Y yo de IT porque vinieron 5 personas al piso 25. Le pregunte a mi superior si hacia falta que me quedara cuando se retiraran todos al mediodia... Me dijo que me quede a hacer horario completo. Did I just watch a kid get killed? I wanted to give him the benefit of the doubt in case it's more of a sarcastic remark. But looking at it again all I feel is Correlation does not equal causation! Never mind the torture and abuse... Lucky you, looks like your controllers came with it. I'm still waiting for my extra controller. "Out of control", yet someone else was there.. with a camera.. taking a photo of them taking a photo of their food. Just saying. That sucks, man. If it makes you feel any better, people often confuse me with someone who loves children. Sometimes I just want to hand their kids right the fuck back to them and say, "Having a vagina does not make me kid-friendly." While everyone else is arguing about the Quran, I'm thinking that the grass would be nice to sit in and eat lunch. Seriously... Bayern ehhhh but Schalke No Jonas no. When I was eight, I fell off of a truck which twisted my wrist 180 degrees around so my hand faced upward....there was so much pain I still think about randomly sometimes username fair enough (thanks for fucking that up by the way ) but that was just one year. No way the next years Ok state could've. Or Alvin and the chipmunks TV advertising, most everyone is french, so french 90% of the time. Except for meetings, where it's English for one employee I saw it too, but I didn't want to point it out to negate the aww in this picture. In a related point...this dog thinks he's people ... In more ways than one. Why? Hate the middle class? (No) Hate the average worker having as much strength as the corporations (yes) you worship (I worship now? huh) and their puppets (love me some Sesame Street) who are seling your state out piecemeal( )? Fuck, i thought this was a death announcement for a sec. most of our LMGs have that same sight (mostly) though ours are not illuminated You like the new jerseys? You Devils fan. Gold is $3.99?! I thought it was like $20 Because the ad plays As a Texan, where in Gods name are you that it's 70 right now? That's not the same and you know it :l -> :) -> -> :) I feel bad for immigrants who honestly entered the country, but don't do as well because they are not as underhanded as you. Don't read the comments below. They are just wrong. Did anyone else notice that most of the women in the pictures were naked? How do we know that you aren't Golden Corral Happens on both my Mac and PC. I never noticed before today somehow, and now it's bothering me. Thanks a lot HOLOCAUST_IN_MY_ASS Same here, just clicked the link, stared at it then was like . This thread got weird reaaaaally fast ¯\\( )/¯ Define "best". I work for DoD in procurement. I've got my eye on you, bastard! Any position that simply calls for a degree, but cannot specify in what. You would be very surprised how common that is. I went to school for anthropology, and I work in film and animation half the year, and cruise line entertainment the other half. All my positions required a degree of some sort to apply, none of them needed it or considered what I have a degree in. Moved to Missouri from California. I so miss In N Out Burger ლ( ლ) I don't think it is in the first one anymore. I posted a comment that outlined and almost spoon fed how to contact congress and it got deleted in less than 15 seconds... Whoa whoa whoa.... It said he was stepping into "buff justin bieber territory"? He's buff? Better yet, instead of asking who she is, or how old. Ask yourself why you just upvoted her. I use to organize people to apply to casting agents rosters, I was kind of their bottle neck. This would often result in people being rather angry with me, especially kids, when I was forced to reject them. So I started to just not react, I felt it was the best way to handle it. One day, one of the agents started telling kids at the conference that if they wanted to get on their roster, they had to get past the heartless destroyer of dreams, the "Tinman". The name stuck. And I still come across people in the industry who call me that, despite no longer working in casting. . A cheeseburger with no cheese Me too. I'm pretty sure that emergency lighting isn't up to code I used to listen to the H.A.W.P. videogame podcasts. Although, they would cover all sorts of random topics as well that would leave me laughing in tears. Then they became crazy successful and stopped. They do live video episodes on twitch only playing games but it's not the same man, it's not the same! Glad my kindergarten training of "don't walk into a building where the fire alarms are going off and there's big flashing signs saying DO NOT ENTER" paid off... unlike the 100s of other people who were strolling into the building Isn't America great. It looks like my vibrator... >Don't read the comments below. They are just wrong. Arnold Schwarzenegger is also an adulterous scumbag. So get off his steroid infused d*ck. As somebody who got a negative credit ding for 36 bucks in late fees, I can say this is not entirely accurate Implying it will never be Put...... Put your dick in him.... I actually didn't notice that at all A commune then? Just without the inbreeding. (Well, I hope without the inbreeding..) Worked with my uncle last summer cutting trees. How did they get the chainsaw up the tree? They tied a rope to it and threw it hoping it would catch a branch I can see why you posted this to funny, this is hilarious!!! All that exercise is doing him good This was awesome! Also, dat random Kirby. (> )> I just took a yoga class the other day first time ever omg.. If it was like fuck yeah. But yoga is no joke! Amazing body! That hour was hard towards the end I went to a bar I don't usually go to on Saturday night and ordered a Manhattan. They told me they couldn't do it because they were out of orange juice . Not a doctor but several years ago my ex-wife took my son to a dermatologist because of some apparent skin rash and supposedly the quack said my son had Aquagenic urticaria, which is basically allergy to water. Needless to say red flags went up. This would be a radical change in lifestyle for everyone involved. But the little voice of doubt spoke to me. It first said that my ex is an idiot. Second, how in the hell could a "doctor" have a walk-in and within a few minutes casually diagnose the child to have a condition so rare that only about 100 cases have ever been reported and only about 30-40 people on the whole planet have it? No peer review, no secondary visit, nothing? So I took my son to another dermatologist for a second opinion. The diagnosis? Very, very common and easily treatable Molluscum contagiosum. The downside is when I tell the doc about the first diagnosis she says "Oh yeah. It's possible. I've seen those before." I thought to myself, "Statistically, no you haven't. Why would you say that?" It is Can we talk about how they've remade FF4 since 2002 more than the total number of Kingdom Hearts games they've made? What do you mean *apparently*? How have you been checking for poo before anal sex? Don't tell me you're just going in blind. This isn't something to be proud of No one is safe Wait what? Oh ... I don't know how I feel about being called pants. ...can't unsee. ughghhaaaaaaagggghhh!!!!!! This was on the official store page for Brave New World. I find it kind of funny how unrealistic the circumstances in this screenshot are: Xcom Squad in 1440 AD with +43 science Why does it have a human skull? I need to know stahp I thought I was your best friend? Same. First I thought I was reading one of the "shittyask" subs but then I saw it was r/sex and then I thought "anal?" And then I thought it could be a starfish cause there was the pizza dough guy and then I realized its been a long day at work and I should probably just go to sleep. I just spent five minutes of my life looking at a stranger's nose and its secretions... I've had this app for a solid six months and I just discovered so many possibilities by clicking that arrow for the first time. I can finally write the free karma reaction face . Thanks... I knew reddit would have the answer There is nothing worst than reaching into your MU bag and discovering your lipstick lost it's lid not only is my product gone, but now I have a giant mess to clean up. I was so pissed at UD for making a crappy lid for my Theodora lipstick pencil. I just like this guy I knew such a comment would be upvoted to the top. Reddit is so predictible and juvenile now. I miss the old reddit. ( ) talk? on a phone? A Ted Nugent concert. 60 year old women flashing= Just reading that made me cringe... > Thanks..... popefucker Completely serious question here: could hard fucking at the right angle or hard masturbation cause a chick to shit herself on accident? If so, . I thought they only kill humans, not eat them. ಠ ಠ That thumbnail does not look like a knife. I guess I'll go first: I fucking hate when a place has its own theme music. For example, I just got back from chilis about an hour ago, and as I was peeing (or attempting to anyway), the chilis theme song comes on (CHILLIIISSSS BABEH BACK RIBZ, YAYUH). So I stand there with a look of ( ) you have got to be fucking kidding me, all the while I'm standing in front of the toilet with my dick in my hand. It literally made me not be able to pee. What the fuck, chilis...... What police? We know. Anal THIS STOPS HERE ^Well that escalated quickly. ** ** YEAH UK, I'VE GOT..... 2 more fucking days to wait I'm a bit behind here but thanks for posting! Goldfish are way too unknown Great, now she's going to get stoned for your comment. no. Yes, because it has anime girls, it MUST be creepy. Wait, so you actually prefer your ff games online? THIS STOPS HERE firefighter rescue fail? He could join Law Don't you think it's dumb starting an AMA when the majority of redditors is sleeping ?? Lol That's a lot of blood [ಠ_ಠ Why are you always here when someone dies ] This is not the Sims. Everything in the cash shop isn't cosmetic. Black lion keys can be bought, for example. They do also drop (I think?), but the point is you can buy stuff that isn't strictly cosmetic. That said, the non-cosmetic stuff from the cash shop seem to be useless or affect you very little (very short duration on xp boosts, and you can get other xp boosters from playing the game pretty quickly). And really... Consumables that allow you to access the bank from wherever you are, as one-use items? In a game with fast travel? Una década ganada. Believing that half life 3 was confirmed Only 1920x1080? So I've heard 4.5K upvotes in an hour?! ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ You're getting stuff, FOR FREE, simply for playing the game. You are upset that you need to wait? I think I am going to cry Now I really want to change my profile to "White power!" just to see what kind of scaries DO message. Carbs are the enemy It seems like that is the only response ever to Fucking fuck you for not tagging this NSFW. ┌∩┐ ┌∩┐ I tried to click the link in the picture... Or walking on cold tile with bare feet. I heard that one for a long time. Because if they wanted freedom, they wouldn't have gotten an iPhone in the first place I'm not American /r/progun, /r/gunpolitics, etc. There is an entire list of related subreddits to choose from. Any post dealing with politics, must get mod approval before posting here. But I guess it's just too much to ask people to actually read a sidebar That's last one isn't crappy, at least not in the quality sense. @ The comments asking if this is a teaser..... It isn't working I wanna see a velociraptor in a hat. EDIT: I was on the American site, not the UK one. Instead they will just fine people into the poor house. This still does not help. They need to stand up to film and music lobbyists. Ebonics. You impress nobody. I don't think I could. I think I would be too tempted to end going all Dexter on those I didn't like. Moorage rates are outrageous, and I couldn't handle the smell of the bodies once they started building up. I'm far too fastidious about those things. Now the whole website is down... Please tell me this kid was charged. Honestly, if I owned a market, and I caught somebody stealing food (as appose to luxury items which you can't excuse), I think I would just give them some and let them go. I can't imagine the indignity that would cause a person to feel that desperate. I've never had to be so hungry and poor that I ever had to that. That's all you need to say. Eh, it depends. I love fighting trolls for example, they feel like a perfectly balanced enemy (for me as a guardian at least) because the fight seems so dynamic but doesn't take half an hour to complete. And then I meet a +2 red boss orc I have to wail on for 10 minutes before he finally drops and I get 10 xp swimming??????? These are the moments when I feel like becoming a real life Dexter. "the illuminati" I think what pushed me over the edge as his foreign policies. Because he was a criminal being sentenced to death. This was a common practice to instill fear in others who might be considering a life of crime by displaying a suffering criminal. It's interesting that people don't ask themselves why it's not more likely he was a valid con-artist, considering his predicament. Almost everybody in modern society who claims to be a profit is a egomaniacal sexual predictor, its a common pattern. It's actually more likely he was a roman Warren Jeffs. being social Of course not, its from the ground Howard the Duck. Its white... I still Travel with a stuffed bear. I don't like him or anything, I'm just tired of him throwing out of control parties when I leave town. I've been MP twice and reset both times. My friends reactions are normally like , Ahah, damn Italians , Thanks for the compliment though! Raiders?! You got something against poptarts? Actually they can. PC gamer here that also wanted to buy ps4.  Those wires.... You've told this story before. Or someone else has. Snopes says this is not true... I hope it's not. Sigurd ros? I don't remember the name, but I hate it! and the rhcp one, six am salvation, lots to name really! Must cost a fortune in fuel to drive with all that weight on the car purple link I hope its nothing bad. that's still not a very stable method of anchoring the mast Pornography. OP we need to know this. Drilled the hole then hammered it in. Gets me wondering... how many other websites are we missing out on? Haha I to would like a car, while we're making unreasonable demands, a classic cooper mini convertible would be nice. "This album is empty" Oh, well... That explains everything. And now we wait... Blimp Through puppets and slow interpretive dance to "eye of the tiger". I made this a year ago on ifunny >Pusssaaay bitch All of this happiness is pissing me off . Can I just remove people who think its hip and counter culture to crap on /atheism instead. I don't know how you make this guy besides c/p ----> The Queen of England. Thanks, I will add that it's affecting multiple EUs. little painful but that's a beta...got a lot out of B3, didn't think we'd get this glaring of a bug. When I saw the picture, my first thought was, "what is this abomination?" No, but my stuffed bear followed me to my apartment. I can't even leave him at home when I go on vacation, because the neighbors complains about the loud parties he throws. Sorted these comments by most controversial... What if a headlight goes out while driving? Or one of the other 10 other lights they can pull you over for if it's out while driving? Then they test your blood and you're fucked because you smoked last month.. Elitist taint balloon Real gangster ~$200 You could say that you're **hooked.** Complete horseshit OP! That took 22min .......... Took my a while to read the username The stupidity of some people still never ceases to amaze me Dude looks the part. Pointless post. Thanks. Looks like session servers were down for a while. Just keep trying. And learn how to print screen Wait...people over 50 use Reddit? My parents could very well be reading what I've been saying this whole time... ^^They ^^have ^^terrible ^^vision ^^so ^^I'll ^^type ^^like ^^this ^^from ^^now ^^on Is this how priests trade pickup lines for the choir room? Jerry Hairston is exactly 362 days younger than me wat? I have Strike a Rose and loved it until I looked in the mirror an hour later and saw that it smeared all over my mouth Dude this is NOT you're photo. You said you took this LASTNIGHT!! But it's DAYLIGHT in this stolen photo. Were not stupid. You've been BUSTED :-/ His dad had a child when he was 10 Nooooo. It's a trick, go back to Balou. If this is a joke, I award you one internets. If you are serious, it's still hilariousus, but... Eh, I would still do her. If I say yes...? I read that in the voice of Tomak and Bellgarde. See Pat Robertson. There is a heaven for gay people. He was a handsome man, so I stand by my statement. I've worked with him. He's actually super nice, despite being a horrid actor. oh yaaaaaaaaaaaa. im soooo....excited. Am I the only one who notices the boobs on the back of her knee I'm not gonna lie, I just came from the starcraft subreddit and my first thought was "That's not a Zealot. Wait that, that's an Elite. OH, I'm an idiot! lol well, nice drawing have an upvote! That's because the picture on the right is a photo of Jennifer Lawrence I believe the barrels had something to do with this Damn people.... Ours can't pass 150k that's a town ordinance Fucking asshole. That's what I'm hoping. I don't like people very much. /r/WTF How do you not remember his name Its called the **Baad**- wait a minute... They should have had a self epiphany when they realised the cleanest part of the house was the inside of the toilet I have never heard of that, and I can't name a single player. Yes, tried cross eye view and my eyes were starting to hurt then I notice it was from the wrong group. No one goes tubing (or shouldn't) near a waterfall... Is it weird that the more i watch these awkward brony and anime cons the more i want to go? Im not a stranger to conventions myself and i dont intend to make fun or be a party pooper for these people in anyway....I, I just like to watch. Lol Wait, this is just taking all the top stuff from that askreddit thread the other day. I'm completely convinced that house cats are evolving to me more and more like humans. You pick a good person to go with. I have two friends that I swear I could road trip forever with. I've never been able to have that dynamic with others. Our conversations are just amazing. All our music it perfect. It's just this weird universal cosmic alignment. Sell them to Disney if they behaved, and to the Catholic Church if they didn't. I've known this my entire life. ** ** You ate your mother? So he's trying to be a /fit/izen I think I know what place you're talking about, I work there now… our DM is always on our asses about the CSI being too low but she fired most of our decent employees because of things she previously said were okay, so now we have shit employees to match our newly shitty scores, and she doesn't seem to understand why our customer satisfaction is lower. it's because you fired the good workers and now the customers are waiting 5 minutes for two sandwiches because you'd rather hire people with clean records than people with an ounce of competence The fuck did I just watch.....ill see my way out, enough Internet for tonight Looking at you Europe I dropped my ipad in disbelief. Then I looked at the header "Miss MOST of the vital organs" I know this person... Whatever happened to double spaces between a period and the next sentence? I swear she looks like a fish For some reason you look adorable in the second photo. I am confused about facial hair now. Thanks What were you doing behind a dumpster? ( ) (ง ) (ง )ง (ง )- POW* If I wanted a double entendre I'd have asked you to give me one "Kiddo-diddily"? Ah yes what a funny scene In this thred: things that never happened. don't be so stupid to believe this crap.. It's so easy to set up XCompose and then not only have ° and µ accessible, but everything else like ×, ∫, ±, , ⌊⌋, ⇌ and many many others always easily available. Sorry but I disagree. The title clearly states what the article is talking about? But shroud doesn't give you protection from everything... I pretty much said exactly this and got down voted. Obama said in his 2008 campaign that he went to 58 states. On behalf of mature people of Reddit, I'm sorry. Escort you say.... ......... Why did I click on that? I hope there will be achievements and missions or something again and badges. I want those pixels on my profile I AM SO JELLY! I can do a wing, if I've have 8hrs to do my makeup lol . How do you rock your wing? Classic or bold? "The liquid was thrown from a bottle and the 28-year-old initially thought it was water but quickly realised what it was from the taste" A 3000 level Geography class You own people then ? Duralast wrench? Scary stuff. Ironically she also uses *what her parents & family would think if she dumped him* to further rationalize... I think this is going to come off worse You must tell me.... Probably her big fake titties I searched it. Never again. Page 1 of 55... No. OP is sixteen Oh. in that case, get back to work! I set up a keyboard shortcut in my phone so that if I type "lod" it becomes . This one gave me goosebumps. Actually, I believe the word you're looking for is addiction. I'm addicted to Reddit. I use to work with children at one point and had this same thing happen. Who sends their kids to summer camp dressed in white with heels or clogs/platform sandals? *(the kid was 5 by the way )* The momster was upset because there was mud on her feet. Mud!?! We had just left a nature trail peppered with horseshit and she's complaining about that. We sent flyer and even talked to this crazy person face to face about letting her wear tennis or clothes that she didn't mind getting dirty and she still dropped her off dressed as she was. I was referring to the follow up That second one has a reaver-ish sort of look to it. When I was very little, maybe 3 or 4, my Grandmother showed me the movie Vertigo or perhaps just let me watch it with her. Forget it... Of course they did. They were school and hospital records What!? I thought bowling was awesome I can't tell if this is sarcasm or not Such a good sport. You must have some sort of keyboard macro set up for " ". Yeah VW only owns Porsche and Audi. I'm sure they don't know how to make cars. Why the fuck did you watch all that? Why the fuck did you put that on the bucket list? I haven't seen that, and I'll make sure to keep it that way I know a lot of people are making jokes, but Reddit really did make me appreciate my girlfriend a lot more. Some of the shit that people pull on their SO is sickening. Also, the chick that hired the hitman to kill her husband . over 900k views. people actually like this shit I get paid the most out of all my coworkers... Guess who's hours get cut most often? This lady! -1 for **not** smoking? I heard my parents having sex this morning... Way to go and steal this from a guy in /r/askreddit. How does your sister know how big you are? Wow, I didn't know my child was going to come into contact with the ground... May have to rethink this field trip. I have him tagged as " " ***NSFW*** my coworker was RIGHT behind me you split dick mother fucker.....she be all like *"Case dismissed."* Translation is something like "there is nothing more beautiful than modesty". Rashi quote. That generation is doomed. Meet with the rebels and compromise. Fortunately I added a link for those that don't I know the people in these pictures I've been there, you're in for some fun. Using puppets and slow interpretive dance to "eye of the tiger". * * Put on a teddy bear suit for a large bachelorette party. I don't recommend it. Have you ever seen those nature videos where a poor gazelle is taken out by a pack of lions? It went something like that. But I made 800 bucks, including tips, which I had to fish out every crevice of the costume. Middle aged women are really lonely. Nice try there These fat jokes are mean. Make them stop. Beardos are weirdos I seem to recall Darth Vader saying the same thing about a 3' exhaust port. > blue for me too until I clicked them. Oh God why You have *got* to be fucking kidding me He... Looks like my grandma. Wow! Thank you so much for the tips. I learned the speed limit thing the hard way. Ended up getting a ticket on my way to the job interview. You're a monster. I want loyalty chips installed in all my crewmen that I can trigger and kill them if they even attempt this. Glory to Nanotran. Redditor for 2 hours... seems legit... legitimately rapey! :D Aaaaaannd you're all fired! I started bleeding. And I also told my in laws about this recent cycle. I also told them I might need some time to grieve before seeing my SIL after she gives birth. MIL replied by saying that she needs support too, because the baby was breech but has finally flipped, and her sciatic nerve is pinched. My X told me that I was like having sex with Roger Rabbit. She didn't like my inappropriate jokes. Just casually going through "slut walk" photos... Why even put this on here if you can't see anything I see you groovy So many people siding in here seem to think OP's GF should have sent him nudes... yet whenever a girl has scandalous photos get out on the internet, most of reddit can't wait to burn her at the stake and say she was an idiot for ever putting something like that out there. Just... nothing else to add except for It isn't even out yet. How are you to judge when you haven't seen what the game offers in its entirety? None of the games I want to go on sale, ever go on sale. There's this one cop. I see him around the high school at work at from time to time. His uniform is actually digi-BDU's! Hot damn, those tan lines Because a thread about comebacks was bound to lead to all sorts of mature and insightful comments. ( ) Real men don't talk shit about people releasing FREE jailbreaks. You come off as a self-entitled douche. *Would you just go ahead and pop the question already!?* Who is she even talking to? What could any of this possibly mean? Are these just random musings and brilliant observations? I be like : . My husband and I have four daughters, when people find out , they ALWAYS ask if we are going to try for a boy. La denuncia es válida. El video mareador. Qué necesidad de ponerle efecto a todas las fotos? Bro. This isn't a question. And it's hardly even a strong point. (ტ )ტ Words cannot describe how disgusting this is Uhh.. I think the latter because the former is just... I don't want this to be mean at all but when I see or hear someone use oh dear I automatically assume your a grandmother. I'm sorry if your not. You must be raising him right, usually by that age they have a few freckles, one for every soul they have stolen. No calls Never date a WoW chick. Ever Ah, yes, the "Hell of Proper English Writing That We Learned in Second Grade". (> )> Because they can't afford to live in nice zone, because as a species we breed like ever consuming cockroaches. Canada here. I still the think the vast majority of the people in this nations could give a fuck about a Hockey, but the minority of hardcore fans, along with hockey team marketing departments have convinced people its part Canadian culture. Who says that? point them out to me. Now I take a second look...could be a casket shaped like a trunk. So that makes her 16 Not a blue link in sight... No one likes a smart ass, I said they added "something from" fallout to the top, you know it's implied, you don't call a character from the walking dead, "the walking dead" My friend was diagnosed with schizophrenia, and I couldn't handle it. It was causing my own life to become far too difficult, resulting in me losing my car, as well as several opportunities, so I had to leave it up to his family and others to deal with him and move on with my life. I feel bad. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Your logic doesn't work here....THIS IS REDDIT My surname is Wright. People like to joke and change it to 'wrong'. Never heard that one before more like a lipoma Is it dust? Please explain "skits"ophrenic That vest. " " OP when will you deliver? Never thought i'd say this but I demand the d! Naw, I'll pass. I already spent 3 years in a cult as an entertainer for Disney. If I'm trained with any more subliminal keywords, I'm pretty sure somebody is going to find me up a tree storing chestnuts for the winter. He's right, there is no actual evidence that Jesus was ever real. Though, if it makes you feel better, it's not unlikely that one of the MANY people of that time period claiming to be profit for god was actually able to manipulate enough stupid minds to think he was something other than a con artist. People like Jim Jones, Jeffery Dahmers, David Keresh and Warren Jeff's are pretty constant through out history. It's great that you worship him blindly, people who claim to be profits for god always seems to turn out as such upstanding people. Your username really adds a lot of extra depth to this comment. Mirrors? In a CoH game I call Bullshit....unless you've been under a rock the past three days...you know what the shed is.... reddit army Why'd you use a throwaway? We're on to you Tinman An old friend of mine had a big tv and had this same problem. Drive me crazy! Well after some looking at it, I found that this thing wasn't either aspect, but was in fact closer to an aspect of 14:10. Curling in the got-danged squat rack Lots of gingers. This reaction seems kind of disturbing. How do you end up as a top comment on every thread I go to.. Hey spencer The amount of karma you have alone from responding " " is ridiculous! Our mod uses "salty". Shhhhh. If you keep talking like that, they will the activate the recall chip they put in during traditions. In case you have not figured it out, the entertainment industry is as inbred as politics. "Vigilar" casillas... Sucks when your wishlist is 50+ games long. The everloving shitfest am i looking at When I eat I stick my tongue out some as if to greet my spoon/fork. An ex pointed it out and thought it looked like I was safely and gently bringing it into my mouth with my tongue, like a li'l landing pad. Now I'm pretty aware of it... Whatchu know bout his one stand up guy? The guy has an easy pass back to his teammate, but hey, sometimes you just gotta elect to stickhandle, whiff on a backhand to nobody, and cough up the puck in your defensive zone "Submitted 2 hours ago" Not really sure if the word "cosmopolitan" had to play a role in this I'll be happy to take some of that off your hands if its bothering you that much. i was all like "DAT TARP " only kind of a guy? Oh my god, yes I do this too. I did it when I was little because I loved dinosaurs (even made little dinosaur arms and all) and my dad thought it was cute so never corrected it. It irks me when people call it a 'campaign' in a sandbox game such as GTA. I guess all that extra testosterone made his hair fell out. I hope he's happy looking like one of those leather bears in a gay pride parade. On the 4th of July some lady behind me was trying to take photos of the fireworks. With her flash on. All my life. Misophonia is your name. Words can not express my graditude for the OP and your wiki article link. Every freakin word resonates. From one bitch faced woman to another, I feel ya. Thanks for clearing that one up for us dude Okay seriously, what is the difference between "it's" and "its"? The people I've asked, have all said something different. Show us his name I'm sure you've been horribly persecuted as a white American TIL OP has no OC *ლ( ლ)* then pick up the clothes What the heck? Even my 9 year old keyboard that saw daily use for 6 years is nowhere near that bad. Stop smoking/eating and typing The Books are for collecting stamps pm me for them NSFW = TITS! Starring Tera Reid... Okay is this scarring after mole removal or *scaring* This works a LOT better than trying to back my chair up against my cabinet at work, stand back against the wall, etc etc I don't think this is the right subreddit for that. I like your Soundcloud. Lol, yeah, that'll get them! ^^^^^ I don't think of myself as much of a germophobe, but I've seen way too many mistreated cosmetics in drugstores to trust that people aren't doing disgusting things to testers in lower class stores. Not to give you a bad impression of America before you even get here but sometimes it's XP times I squint my eyes .. allegedly .. It's my birthday.... But... Terminator 3 came out in 2003... You beat my $140.24 Still no dino for my baby boy tomorrow is my 83rd birthday ...what are you saying about trolls? My mother also tried cloth diapering me with the diaper service deal back when I was born (1983). I had a lot of skin problems and rashes which she is absolutely convinced were correlated to and brought on by the use of cloth diapers. The thing is...I've ALWAYS had skin problems. I had skin problems on my lady bits all through the toddler and preschool years, and I now have scalp psoriasis and some other mild immune system problems. Not to mention I constantly had ear infections when I was little. I was just a sickly kid with a young mom who probably wasn't changing me properly or using any barrier cream. The diapers had NOTHING to do with it, it's entirely genetic. She speaks to me about it now as though I'm being a terrible mother and dooming my child to skin issues and possible skin disease by choosing cloth . It's super frustrating. I employ the "broken record" tactic described above when dealing with her: "Your opinion has been duly noted and will be taken under advisement." No.25 his name was John Johnston Frack this. Your account isn't even a day old ... why do you have that? And I was happy with 120 karma Not kidding people, my boss sent me this link after I have been cramping up and running to the bathroom all week. .org? Problem located behind iPad Don't forget there are people who don't understand that there really was a Titanic, and no, Jack and Rose weren't on it. Well then... Thanks?.. How do you prove you're not a post baking brownies murderer? I've spent more time building houses with *Hearthfire* than I have with the story quests for *Dawnguard* and *Dragonborn* combined. I say that to my kids. ...Hard to beat? This might be the reason women are rejecting him. You're on the internet and you don't know by now ? As a TSM fan... no. > We're socialists, we advocate for universal self-employment. 2012 So THATS where all those fucking 2.5lb plates are that I've needed this whole time. superhuman battery I don't find the act of wearing the contacts cringey, but the crying part at the end. And now I have to go back and look. Why would you do this to me? Trust me it's not Wow Okay I'll trust you Does this correlate with rule 34? Like cheese pizza I was nodding along and considering the comment until I got to that same term and was like . Or three. This is... Interesting. Watery grave My gf was hit on by some guy when she was at a Daryl Braithwaite concert with her friend. He was trying to be funny and nudged her jokingly.... into a bush.... Okay, tried it again today and now I can download the UVHU, but not SHBGH!!! Why is this happening to me? Could we please stop doing this ** ** Glad to see they ramped up the in-game commentary That's at least affordable. My bro just spent 20k on a wedding. He said he'd just go Vegas next time but free healthcare.... ‎ I asked myself the same thing, It was late at night, I wanted to go to bed Were you the lawyer against my late best man's widow (he killed himself 2 weeks before my wedding, and destroyed my marriage)? Man, that hit me in the heart. *looks at username* Hmm What then fuck. Man, woman. What the hell were they thinking Oh, here's a flashlight, but let me find a fucking crayon to burn instead! ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ 9GAG Former employee chiming in with agreement. Working in that godawful heat for hours, running the oven and the front by myself, while drunk girls insist on free cookies because "ItS mY BiRthDAYYYYY!!!"... Good times. Tight left, then a very tight right just at the point the leadout trains will be really ramping it up before handing over to the Top Guns- well, at least it will be interesting Didn't notice it until you said it I'm suspicious of the fact that Kik is running in the background of your screenshot. 19 years ago, and yet the US still has powerful politicians denying evolution If you delay the Winter Olympics by a few months, they will be the Spring Olympics... The 8 hour/5 day a week model needs to be examined and most probably tweaked. I don't agree that this is the answer though. And that logo? I have a relative who wipes her snot on my dog Still comes up for me. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Really? Is this a serious question? No. ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ Das sind Hagebutten, du Wald-Noob. Doesn't he talk to astronauts in space in Superman Unchained? I wish they would stick to one set of powers/physics and not change it randomly. Yeah, it's totally not your fault. I wish this man had a blog, and posted a new memo every day. Is this a thing, because if so, I might have finally found a way to go from nerd to jock? That's because they were all descendent of convicts, bartenders and arsonists. His face: you shouldn't be laughing Book of Eli. Never finished it. It was so bad, that I downloaded it for free, and still feel that every person involved in it should give me money. They're twins Not a phrase, but this guy used in a perfect situation cracks me up every time: Vegetarian, pop punk, really short vague comments. Ignorance at its finest Remove the words "in Slender". Mm I tweeted and pm'd wat should I do Only ಠ_ಠ if you think it's ಠ_ಠ. Maybe because society would say it's ಠ_ಠ. But really is it anymore than drinking your mother's? That's the worst! My SO has recently started this game of pinning me down and pretending to drool on me. Except he usually ends up drooling on me! The only thing that really grosses me out is there are some ladies at my job who manage to get period blood all over the seat and never clean up after themselves. No, it doesn't I might start using this in place of from now on. Albino tadpoles. ** ** My penis is really confused right now >Gets offended by the word Tranny. Class offender Retarded. ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ When i see kids telling the "old cartoon network" was better that the new... but the "old" CN is actually the "new" CN to me Ya wanna fight pedobear ლ( ლ) Should Be Random but I have feeling that new effects have Higher chance. Cake Is a lie Why did I read this ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ REPOST f4g1t ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ?!?!?!?! Not sure if this counts, but when I was little I didn't think my eyelashes were supposed to be there. So I took a scissors and snipped them right off The doritos story The dude said his sister put some in a glass. I'm not saying it's like sucking it from her tit. I'm just saying that if you really think about it, the consumption of a sister's breast milk is no more than from a mother's, or especially the breast milk from an entirely different species. Ouch that sounds painful. My point stands... Breaking Bad, funny? It is 2013... Not using "Firstly, Secondly, Thirdly" MFW (> )> *le* I asked, best they could suggest is Metamucil and Imodium. I cannot breathe I am laughing so hard. People are staring. I find it funny that they state that there is no scientific evidence for evolution, like seriously That's not even a real subreddit. Safe for human consumption. Record your Mickey Mouse voice. If its any good, reddit may have use for you. ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) Ya.. thank God it wasn't "some woman"... sheesh... a woman probably wouldn't have panicked. It must be a burden, being so much smarter than everyone. (\ಠ\_ಠ)\ Lower your dongers (\ )\ B's hybrid I laughed out loud at this in a library. The stares I got.. Kidney stones. Haha Sexism is funny because its against guys. And that makes it ok. dat username This one? " " To kill you first . Just coz you have a dirty mind doesn't mean Op does. What's with all the beastiality comments on here lately? People will, no doubt, sings songs of this great act for generations to come. Jsmwkkmmwkwiwjwnnienieinnknkwowoowownಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ wowowowo I was always that one lil fucker who couldn't sleep ...and only watch? No I guess that should have been pointed out. I've never worked fast food, but it always pissed me off when people leave their wrappers and tray on the table. ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ Goddammit Astrid Those are the biggest pissflaps I've ever seen Totally haven't been checking back every couple hours to keep tabs on this specific comment. Nope. The fuck reddit? i posted this and got laughed at... What a fucking moron. That's a young Justin Beiber, have just been dropped off by the Doctor's Tardis, having met his own future self. Tell him its ok, they will get Han Solo a new Chewbaca at the local pet store. One that looks just like the old one, so that he will be none the wiser. Actually, he's a pretty good at writing. A jack ass when it comes to pandering to the conservatives on the NSA, but he's pretty good at writing. Ryan Reynolds is the green lantern Anyone else see the Guy Fawkes face on the upper left side of the sky? ** ** Ah, no, that's not me; I was quoting from one of the reviews, and then **I** added the: For essentially being black You forget I'm a female with long hair. As a male with short hair, a detachable shower head would also probably take 5 seconds. Don't forget, you need shampoo to be clean! It's a gimmick product. I guess he really wanted some pussy. Pikachu's rosy cheeks kinda make it look like its eyes are bleeding I had a good comment, but then I saw your username and now I don't even What the fuck. Naw, hate only goes out to guys that think their certified ethical hacker cert is helpful to their credibility meanwhile have never popped a binary much less understand what that means. Seriously? What does this have to do with anything? If you cancel it's up to YOU to organise the next one. Don't piss the other person off by being THAT person "Recovered" is a *helluva* stretch... bruce on bruce....... More specifically his expression... Didn't think I really needed to point that out . Thanks for the info man. Now all I have to worry about are "Doc Fees" since apparently NJ has no cap on them . Think just bargaining for an OTD price would be better than haggling for the car price then the fees? they seem lovely... He's asking what texturepack it is even pikachu's like " seriously dude?" ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ Well, what sort of alarm clock we talking about here? One of those bullshit vibrators or the really loud motherfuckers? Trust me, it matters 7 year olds taking coding camp? > I think she's horny It's called when they fuck around with the fire hydrant system, puts bunch a shit in for a while runs clean after that. They taste like pine trees. Pai, da. Si in Germania Kaiser Chiefs au vreo 5-10 concerte in fiecare an. Dar noua ne-ajunge unul pe viata, nu? You don't compost? How do you know how it sounds?! It's *text.* Gandhi "stressed" about his sexuality.. He was likely to be gay, as the letters to his biographer seem to suggest. ...there are videos... I.... I remember this. Oh god why? Who takes of their shirt while on a lan party? To be fair, any other Mac model I would have been fine. But the Air has a non-standard I/O. It uses SSD Blades. 120GB for about $160 at least the speed is solid, 6GB/s Why is gay rap unthinkable? I don't get it. There was an award winning rap album made by Hasidic Jews, if that's fine, I don't see why gay people can't have a slice of the pie. Cue the pond tentacles, ready to roll. Awesome Silent Hill post! Foggy days always make me think of Silent Hill. By the way, this is a crosspost from WTF? Those guys are really slipping. Fast. Fun. Easy. " so that the babies can be yours forever" ... Poop jokes are so juvenile . While I wont deny that some people are too rough on their portables, I've had consoles that I've kept safe and played lightly still get the same problem. Plus the consoles are built for kids, they should be able to take some abuse ( I should know, I got mad with my SP as a kid ). I mean while Nintendo has a mostly amazing track record for their console build quality, they do mess up sometimes ( see ds hinge problems, 3ds screen scratching, wii not being able to read certain newer games etc.) ☜( ☜) In year nine English we were reading something and the word 'haphazard' came up. The reader pronounced it 'ha-fa-zard' instead of 'hap-hazard', much to my amusement. The best (worst) part was no one else even realised Nah, I prefer to believe that anyone under the age of 30 is unable to appreciate the true glory of legacy of gaming. That hits my crotchety old man G-spot better. ** ** I fucking hate people Do you think he sang it while they did it? Bull That reference frame's not very helpful when Earth's average orbital velocity is 66000 mph and roughly circular I didn't feel that way until I produced 50 rounds that I measured with improperly calibrated calipers There's a bear humping a panther in the background. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Peeking in for the dildo comments... According to him, Jill went also. Yes, he tweeted that. ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) Omg, you have so much karma. ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) Any post about pedophilia has a bunch of Redditors who want all pedophiles dead, or *physically* castrated. There are quite a few who think "drag them into the street and shoot them" is the solution. I once locked my apartment and car keys inside the hood of my car. ಠ_ಠ nice thong................... Twitch chat Funny fact, my Mum sent me this. What happened to his eyebrows? They judge, even dogs judge, but dogs are cuter when doing it. cats get this look like they are ready to pounce and claw my face out. dogs are just kinda -_- and after a second or two go back to what they were doing. Butt crust is so much better. ( ) Indy car racing Redditor for 35 minutes. Why yes of course. Nothing more exciting than a selfie at a traffic light. Silly me. Vigor time is but a window ಠ_ಠ Pics for before & after? i was rocking mario back in the late 1800s, yo My internal reading voice is very close to my normal voice... Why assume it's a kid?? It's probably an old man on his deathbed.. They usually get the window rooms. so technically I live in a "castle" Who goes into a giant robot vs. monster movie and complains about the story? You should have already known what you were getting into. I had a job at DirecTV and in the customer account notes there was a flag that said if its after like 8 or 9 pm you need to refer to them as Ma'am and not Sir. I SAID: SO TECHNICALLY I LIVE IN A "CASTLE" Not as wrong as sniffing your sisters panties. And it sucked "I don't hate gay people, some of my best friends are gay! I just think they shouldn't be allowed to get married." No, that's not bigotry at all. Is that seriously what its been called? lol I talked to M$ and they said "oh we'll give you a discount even though you're out of warranty! $99.99" I made that same comment in the Martin thread and got down voted. What the fuck? All the while, said girl is just standing there giving OP the But... I did see the movie. Just today. If it's a puppy, they tend to grow out of it. Otherwise you may need to get it 'snipped' Sunburn that's all I can imagine. Lucifers Pizza Come on man... He knows about real porn. He doesn't care. He wants cousin sex Why is it "arcadey"? Was it really necessary to mention it in the title? Me too TIL "citizents" The new planet UI is horrible. It does naught but look fancy. I feel like DE literally stripped away all the functionality the UI once had in favor of it looking pretty My first was an LT Jets jersey! Now to get my hands on a sweet powder blue one 13 Too funny. I'm trying to slow down to save for fall, too, but I love summer colors. Also, I'm about a NC40ish so lucky me will have to buy all new foundation and concealer come fall. Thanks, super tannable pigmentation. Yup. Imagine if he'd felt his life was being threatened and shot George. We would never know his name and he'd be in federal. #IfIEverSeeZimmerman is trending on twitter Plot twist: is now dating third person in picture and wanted to keep the photo of them.. She went on an erotic journey "You can't have O.J. and Zimmerman" It is built wide, to allow them to pass Next photo OP posts is venison steaks in r/ cooking... I don't know, but I downvoted you coz it's off topic to this thred.. You should delete it though dude. I work In retail and constantly get asked by customers, you know who you look like? Hugh Jackman. [You couldn't kill any of my old characters ] Are you aware that the website you mentioned is a braindump site? It's illegal and devalues this certification. Are you aware that the website you mentioned is a braindump site? It's illegal and devalues this certification. Infinite lives divided by 0 And you're ... you're planning to *stay* in a relationship with this person? I use conditioner to lubricate as well. who buys this shit Stock cpu heatsink Tom Thibodeau's face: It's called the sunshine state but its raining 70% of the time This gets an upvote just because clerks is fucking awesome!!!! Oh and I know the feeling. ( yes I work in retail ) Good story? there is only so much of those horrible cut scenes and voice acting that i can handle. I don't see why this is here redditor for 2 years huh, it shouldn't look like that What exactly is under the Chicks group *slow fap...* You're username You make it sound like she got 2nd degree sunburns BECAUSE someone shot oil all over her. Tried that twice already I really enjoy it. You can still have any western luxury you'd like, but at the same time can enjoy a slower paced life. Sure, there might not be as many 'things to do' as a large city. However usually the people who complain about there being nothing to do, wouldn't be doing any of those things — even if there were available! So what was Adrian Brody like? When I hear about animal abusers getting killed. That's a horrid thing to say about your wife sir, I think she caries that weight quite well. Jolly ranchers? No, nobody lives there...any more. You care more about a white 「traitor」than for a black murder victim?  well... They tortured and killed him ,should he give them flowers and presents? along with mexicanese the Thailandese are my favorite peoples. It should be noted; there are also tons of cases where priest are caught with adult girlfriends and are forced to leave the order, it just never makes news because its so tame compared to the pedophiles. Gulacsi with the assist, well done Liverpool! Selling our best players again Teddy Ruxpin. 15 from an over? What's important is that you found a way to convince your self your superior to both of them. First time I saw the Executor in the movie I flipped my shit cause that was the largest vessel I had ever seen. All Luke could say was, "Vader is on that ship." Nah man, I've grown up Roman Catholic, and good "Christian" families are either salt of the earth or crazy dysfunctional republican fucks. A Conan Obrien Appreciation (circlejerk) thread. It seems conans recycled jokes are funny on *le reddits* Okay The bitch has a hairy asshole..... Really cute, though the asshole freaked me out a little. You couldn't find any bar ends for sale Because the logical response to being punched is to shoot the puncher. What the fuck did I just read... Just stahp. She was 15 1/2. Why. ლ( ლ) "with" "with" Yeah, no women play video games. I didn't say it did. I said it was likely manufactured in 1912. based on serial number. 100 Billion berri man Ska If you don't do a drip pan be ready to nuke your pit clean. I made this mistake with 70~ of these a weekend back. Ended up dumping 10 lbs of kingsford in a broad bed with a full chimney of lit briquettes on top. Let it burn clean; I can get it up over 600F for 3~ hours easy which is wayyyyy above bacon fat's smoke point. The downside is I also nuked off a lot of seasoning sterilizing the pit. But it beats manually degreasing. Imagine Fizz in real life... little blue man throwing fish at people, and suddenly a shark comes out of the ground. Lebanese-American here: once my friends all insisted that when I eat tabbouleh it should be on crackers. ↑ Dana's a witch. Check for hex bags near their desks great writing though. step it up, senpai. we want a full body shot ლ( ლ) thank GOD you realize that it's cringey. I'm 20 and I have an "acquaintance" who still pulls this shit. And the only post is written by you, some minutes after this comment? ** ** It's going to get hot as hell the rest of the day now Hmmm....I have a friend named Dave who has a town called Nuketown....Ireland? SOMEONE X-POST TO r/frugalmalefashion ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ You may have problems >It's going to be hot as hell the rest of the summer now This man lies for karma! ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I was the first to post in this sweet sweet karma chameleon train. Above poster was 3rd!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wait, how exactly did you put this together ITT: First 1st ... "Rose" tends to equal craziness as well. At least OP didn't open the door to Rose laying naked on the bed surrounded by oranges That penis tho My husband put some expressed milk in his coffee when we were out of cream. He called it expresso. >Also...where are you guys getting Ecclesiastes from? . Ecclesiastes is pre-Christian. Lava axe Wikipedia: Formica sanguinea, "Its common name comes from their practice of enslaving other species of ants." Too soon I feel like I'm the only one who doesn't know what kik means or stands for...ლ( ლ) IT s A FAKE TATTOO! You put some George RR Martin stuff right next to the Tolkien stuff Uses it anyway Being awake. I managed to forget that... not anymore Oh, well that is completely reasonable. As a future transportation planner: There's nothing funny about homosexuality. He has a belt on the outside pair to keep them above his knees.... We do no such thing. ┌( )┘ Yeah, it's called "antigravity" and it *doesn't exist*. Well this is the author of "Jesus Harry Christ Potter". Exactly. MC Diabetes. Your URL was hard.com. ITT: I guess it's easier than blaming the the bigger issue, theocratic Islam. I'm offended. There are plenty of nations outside of Africa I would like to see mass death in. The world just needs a plague based on some activity that really stupid people enjoy. After sex glow has never been quite as disturbing. Thanks OP. *cue trailer for total divas* You saved that from MySpace, DIDN'T YOU Thats how you lose business, the customer should always come first. You even avoided the question by returning a rude remark. Bad yelp review right there L( )┐ I do not concur sir. Thank you. I was beginning to think I was the only one with any brains Why are some people turned on by this?! What can possibly be satisfying about this! What mad man would like this!? Bro..... On like, my second game of lol someone was ripping on me for playing like shit. I was just like dude, if you didn't want to play with shitty players you shouldn't have played in a beginner bot game. I had a former co-worker tell me that blacks can't be racist. When I inquired she said because they aren't in power. .... Cena wins... what a shock Why is the midget ladder there? I don't like you says the guy with 'FUCKING PASSWORD' as his flair ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Smarter* I'd imagine op just lost a game due to team noobs... I did that months ago....... Just like men who find good cooks/caregivers attractive have mommy issues, right? The hand in the shadow is his left hand. Lol. I think we're on the same page here, I just like discussing things more than they need to. I know right? I find it a little disgusting when people lean into their fart. I just sit there like What are you talking about. [](/toby)[](/rhino) Indeed! Absolutely terrible My eyes made me see genital laxative Lol you have no idea fdnytyler, you have no Idea. You gun hav fun As a heavy tea drinker, Has she seen the movie Ginger Snaps? You enjoyed drawing this, didn't you Thank you very much! I'll update later with... Well, an update! (He still hasn't fixed the jellylock handle ) Is that big daddy spanking the big sister? Huh? That's not funny bud. Dude, did you really expect anyone to agree with that comment in an NBA sub? I like hockey too, but come on, last minute plays can be so intense and exciting, it's one of my favorite things about the sport. Yes, we get it. Adlington is a minion from Despicable Me, and Pause is a Native American. You know it wasn't my point I had the best time roaming those hillside. No Doping is not 'okay in secret', it's just that nobody knows of it. Well, there's the spammers that took over i.e. CEOs taking advantage of the stumbleupon algorithm to make money by signing up and circlejerk spamming their sites with "thumbs up" and positive reviews...which stumbles more people there. Therefore making your stumbles shittier and shittier. It's was like someone got a hold of your Netflix account and now all it recommends to you is shit like Maid in Manhattan and Failure to Launch Did you take the photo yourself? > So there's nothing we know of thats faster than a radio wave? Get back to me when your done with elementary school. How do people still not have this game it's amazing, but I want riptide dammit. Wear* Are you f'n serious?! Holy Christ. I don't even... wtf What do you know, you're just a farting butt > Hey, that's an original comment... Mother of god... **AWWWWWWWWWWW YISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS** So they are people who do not use "literally" for its literal definition? i got in at 10pm wed night and did not enter the campground until 10am thursday...12 hours Why is this NSFW? "Katy Perry's Sweet Treats" Those ports in the back are meant for watercooling. Creoles can create new verb tenses. And light waipiri is definitely a combo of two languages. And I did read the article. I am questioning what was written. See comments by snickersnacks and others. Says album is empty. ITT: You mean "**B**alls" right ? Please tell me you mean Balls... All meine Befürchtungen sehen sich darin bloß bestätigt. HBO needs to get to the root of the issues, and just stop releasing content to pirate. Frostblade Irelia > VW hulu ... lol, ads . You guys took the Sven we wanted from this year's draft "Her" bathroom?? ( ) Thanks for blacking out what I've heard is a fine titty. > NSFW Put away his laundry when the dryer is done. He doesn't return the favor, just puts his stuff away and leaves mine in basket so I've been stopping. Not to be passive aggressive, but because I'm not a maid or your mother and don't buy into gender stereotypes. I hate cleaning and chores as much as anyone else, if we must do them, we must suffer and do them equally together. She didn't Most likely Boston ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ Grrrr.. Oh you're the worst kind of person What the hell is with the responses to this? Digg, it was great. I never really "got into it" with posting comments and stuff but I checked it out daily. reddit was just on the sidelines at that point and I didn't like how reddits front page looked. Then Digg went to absolute shit, literally overnight. They started letting automated commercial submissions in and people left in droves...I was part of the exodus and here I am..I've been a redditor longer, this is my second username. Actually forgot the password to the first! > Religious Jews read as they celebrate the festivity of Tisha B'av ** ** In the spirit of haiku, you should not use contractions and limit the use of punctuation. And I did indeed think of water. The counter image in my mind, however, was that of poop. I wouldn't know, I got the same background each time I crafted a badge. I got four goddamned over worlds And don't forget when we caught the Boston Bombers. ** ** Colonoscopy quality improvement project! Don't laugh... Too much or too loud Da fuq did I just watch It is my duty to defend my Culture's Great Works against your Tourism It's okay... *flashes badge* I'm from Washington. We're just naturally this hip. 6 months No. I learned this a few weeks ago when someone else posted it. ** ** God dammit! Now you have me thoroughly inspecting the hand where i just recently took care of a hangnail on my own. All these posts? I haven't seen a single one, even on /all... What am I missing? /r/Conservative is filled to the brim with vote brigades, even with that dissuading people from censoring each other. All the good discussion is shoved down and the crap, partisan one-liners go to the top. Dude I feel ya, Californian here and I cant even debate with anyone here, everyone's argument is "BUT HE SHOULD OF STAYED IN CAR, HES RACIST AND GUILTY, TRAYVON ONLY HAD SKITTLES IN HAND AND A TEA, HOW DO YOU FIGHT SOMEONE WITH SKITTLES AND TEA IN YOUR HANDS, HOW DO YOU KILL A MAN WITH SKITTLES UNLESS YOU HATE BLACK PEOPLE????" I got Bad Rats >I had to cause wars and spread diseases ... Do we all run out and buy everything that Stevie Wonder has ever made right now? I'm conflicted. I want to support him completely in this (and encourage the same from other artists) but I'm also generally about record companies. at first i was like WTF kitchen knife? but then read the comments and it makes enough sense. so you pass for now... VLC is pirate software. One I got one of these on my iPad but it was for mail. The box said MicrosoftCorp was trying to access my emails. I use gmail {0] A condom. I was doing my parent's laundry I was about to hit send but my motto makes me sound like a serial killer.... ... *clearly, she loved it...* ... Nope, was like that for a long time. The only thing I can think of is that all three dragons were perfectly in line and so two were hidden behind one. Seems pretty unlikely though Dat Gap Excellent. I'm going to the community college tomorrow to sign up for a JAVA programming class that's the first part of a GIS certificate from Arizona State. It says I need "CIS105 or instructor approval" as a prerequisite. I already have a bachelors degree and I'm signing up for this class voluntarily... what else do they want? $185 Oh geeze, why did you remind me? Oh yes, mine did a lot, especially in the first few months. I hear you on the "helpful" relatives too. Every time: "Ohhhh, looks like someone's hungry, better go feed him!" Um, he just ate 15 minutes ago. The best one was "I bet he's thirsty, give him a bottle of water!" This was at 6 weeks of age. "Oh you're right. It's never come up, go figure!" <*^) I know a few games not on the list here.. Quite possibly the most hilarious thing I've ever seen! So someone thinks they know **better** than everyone else? I feel your... hate. I was talking to somebody today and she had this really nasally voice, and she said something was "crimsom." I thought she had just misspoken, then a few minutes later she decided something else was "crimsom." I kind of wanted to punch her in the face, but I shouldn't do that, right? wow you really milked that and sucked him in didn't you? Why does it have to be a rape whistle maybe it belongs to a pee wee football coach This got me hard Lived-in chimps? Speed down? ^ Haha, that comment made me LOL! One le upvote 4 u, le brave reddit le sir ‎ That is disturbing... Chaos in and of itself will no longer exist.... 69% ursa but but but there is no sunlight in China! ...It's a bot. 12 Back the fuck up. You're a little bit too obsessed with me. > Yeah, I'm going to change my doctor riiiiiight now That's. the. whole. fucking. point. of. a. pre-nup. I'll concede the liquor sales and bourbon. Ohio has some of the weirdest alcohol laws. Worked at a grocery store in a staunchly Jewish neighborhood. Couldn't tell you how many times I got bitched at on a Sunday morning by a Jewish lady who wanted to buy Manischewitz and couldn't because there aren't any alcohol sales in the state before 1pm so people can go to church. Though I've been out of the country for the past few years, so that law might have changed... Funny,it took Stevie Wonder to wait until a Hispanic man killed a black 17 year old to boycott any performances in Florida but why didn't he do the same with the overwhelming amount of black on black murders? Oh, I guess that doesn't count right? DotA2 does not belong there TIL GW girls have their own subs. Please tell me that this is not a thing That's dedication. ITT: All I ever see is guys fighting in the roads screaming that no ones backing them up either that or fuck ton of bots that just constantly run about doing nothing Damn Why did he have a gun with live rounds .... Why not rubber bullets or a tazer..... His gun is a tool for his community watch..... He left his house with that tool, that alone shows intension to use it .... ZL logic Well, when you put it that way... Are you a homosexual?.... Why is this link purple Our* (fixed the title spelling) I put that into google and the fifth link down was about masturbation position. What were those buildings made of? Wood? There's almost nothing left... Am I the only one who hasn't noticed any product placements? (Lost in Neal's eyes and all.) >Are you a homosexual?.... Wow... some of the comments there (and in this thread!) Your *teacher* says that? Is your boyfriend single? google chrome It's now July, DID YOU GO? And the 1960s counter sit-ins were also an excuse to loot? Uhhhh what? *Easy to Händel* * * I kept getting bugs with chrome to. The biggest was it kept turning purple reddit links blue. You've impregnated the puppy? My grandma had him in a 20 gallon, but she got tired of cleaning it and gave him to my aunt to put in her 55 gallon. I cleaned up my grandma's tank and gave her a few of my fish, and I took the oscar out of my aunt's tank and gave her the rest of them. She'd had him in there with gouramis and mollys. A friend of mine went to put down a land but he took it out of it's sleeve, placed it onto the battlefield, and left the sleeve in hand.. how is that op... I feel your pain. Too many times I had this happen. Worst thing is you can only give this look: ... and people assume you didn't get the joke. So basically, you got cheated out your own joke and people think you're an idiot ... twice. At the Olympics where fighting is banned? > Whoever owns the drawing, it's beautiful. But the circle at the end of the nose....it bothers me... Then again you are a godless heathen I just migrate my emails to outlook.com There is no privacy anymore, even if you pay. You must be a super genius to set up every part of every sytem yourself to have 99% of a "sense of security" ........ Moldy queef barf....... ლ( ლ) :D + You're a grown up. I'm pretty sure you know how to google / search your App Store. So as a standard they expect you to have two jobs? this is the second time I've opened this. How'd you miss that one archeologists? Especially you, Indiana Jones.. Haha...I didn't even think about that ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ read the first sentence : I bet Uranus tastes great I agree Whoa dude... It's funny how you said it and then you . Like you disturbed yourself? True. Perhaps I have been trolled. I always tell people they NEED to see this movie, and they never take me seriously... my sister works at in-n-out Damn Son I guessing with the use of a net and tranquilizer gun. A doctor's fingers for prostate exams Way to go LA, that'll surely show the florida law system whos boss! What's happening on the top left there? Any boy approaches me with that opener and I will *not* think you just want to talk to me. at least you didn't buy an entire page of attack speed and then later on combine them... teach yourself about your system. stop expecting society to come wipe your ass for you There's been a few times when panties just never arrived. One seller sent a video and pictures but panties never got here. When I messaged her asking if she had shipped, she never responded even though she's still active on other subs. In fact, I just checked /r/gonewild and she has a post submitted today on the front page Alzheimer's. Never break eye contact. She's actually older. Why? Right. Vegetarians have never heard this lame joke before. Apparently people in a majority of zombie films. Nothing is worse than have a confused slaking, with paralysis. STRONG Sir Gawain and the Green Knight? thanks for delaying 1.2 Wait, he's saying that it's gender-friendly, and you're upset? This is why reddit loves cats abit more My dog once ate one of these but I later found one of the legs on the floor...still moving ---- Exactly! It happens to me all the time too. I put fucking it changes to "ducking" I right fuck after that because it typed ducking, and it changes it to duck. And I'm just like RES tagged as "Fists Children " ** ** Is this concept art for for the sequel to "Ratatouille"? And that Annie doesn't have boobs. Little girls should not have boobs dufuq where yall talking about You work at In and Out??? Make me a malt I just posted this...to the same subreddit I don't see a single joke about her dad on any of those mugs. This is an outrage. I demand an explanation OP! Why does this post have 18,000 downvotes? Did 18,000 dickheads really read this and disagree? Dat attitude..... The corporations still want you to take your pills, pay money, trust them . Did you just say thousands? Sweet mother of hellfire turtles, do you know how many people in the world that can internet. Link is already purple. I don't remember going here. Surprised you didn't notice the state designation on the tag instead. It's okay… I wasn't planning to sleep anyway… Feels 10 years... / \ what were you driving? Oh gosh! My mom literally came banging on my door two days ago because I hadn't called her all day. It was 4 o clock and I was napping. I wasn't mad though I laughed at her for over reacting. I was like " Mom, I literally have to call you because you'd be the one watching our 2year old. Not to mention I'd call you ASAP." You gave me an idea, my side of the family, we are pranksters so I might just do that to teach her a lesson. I also hate the repetitive "are you okay? How do you feel?" Questions. Ugh this boy needs to stop being stubborn! Except you did a shity job, its like the two of you were having euphoric bullshit content with no defined terms. Congratulations. Oh really? MySpace... Lickilicky That's not even witty. My Jewish Family would not have fled Germany, which means my grandparents would never have met and I would not have been born. You will have to excuse me, I need to go back in time to protect Hitler from you. I'm pretty sure Robin Williams would recognize me, we had a rather unusual incident at a certain nerdy convention two years in a row. No, I would rather not. > Yes, we are next Middle School Book Hipster? More tilk in the mea cup ... I'm watching you But if you don't have internet you can't order them online, so if you don't have a phonebook... Urban Farmhouse gives the impression that they have locally raised products. In true Portlandia fashion I asked if the chicken was local and I was told it was from Trader Joe's. I am a women. Why is the NSFW tag? Gay male here ... January 23, 2005. Oy. How are the deaths by rooftop solar panels caused? Iteron Vs for sleeper loot? That's funny, I didn't realize the sun rose in the WEST. yeah, cause that makes total sense, if you don't see it it never happened... oh no now they will know i mastarbate!!! what does a semen omelette look like to you * Clapping in the cinema after the film ends, the director isn't there folks ‎ *aaaand* the crackpot moral relativist is exposed. You want a system which protects property rights by allowing anyone to initiate violence against another person for any perceived wrong-doing. Makes perfect sense Cameron should be euthanized ITT: > Oh believe me, we have the equivalent if not worse shows. Jersey shore? Try Geordie shore Delivers a crock pot??? Found a box of condoms and brought it to school and all my classmates blew them up.....i was 5. As a current student at Cornell, Holyyyyyy crap. Half asleep and reading this i was picturing flimsy tennis balls. Ur dog's pretty brutal I think he is giving it to himself This is the same way I found out my mother-in-law and sister-in-law don't mind anal Well, maybe that's just the small, delicate tool for the job. Is that caterpillar made of toe prints?? He is extremely hilarious, but that laugh Or how dumb they are - you can vote Yes and No He's stealing my precious karma. I'll report this to the internet police. Poster #9.. That username. Your athletic facilities are nicer than ours ಠ_ಠ top lel Yeah, well I tried to tell my mom how stupid and porn-like that book was and my grandma said "well hell, I'll buy us each a copy!" thanks ... now I'll have to play Thanks op , i think We're still doing that brazzers tag thing huh? Keeping it alive OP..... *Refer back* Accidentally...? If that's how they buried [Mordin after curing the genophage] (/spoiler "ME3") I'm going to lose my shit. Ah of course, why hadn't I thought of that... While not the same, she disappeared for me aswell in that room. I spun around a few times looking for here, gave up, turned to the vending machine and there she was, a foot away from my face all of a sudden... yeah. I remember a gif somewhere where there is a dude looking at the computer. penis comed up with a :D face, then turns into a and goes back down. sums up 50/50 nicely. I'm a size 38... it's the antichrist right? Why is this upvoted a ton when it's posted aalllll the time? it was right there in the top youtube comment and you failed to copy pasted it.... Or does he? You feel like doing what? lots of porn What REALLY freaks me out...is my husband took this picture. This. Exact. Picture. If they can do that, I don't see why I can't run a Linux xterm? I am not handsome. I am sexy "Account created: 9/04/09" It's bril... I mean horrible. this is a joke right?.....right? good luck 3d printing with water Not sure if complimenting me or mocking me... Which wood working projects are you inferring? On alien blue, touch the down arrow at the top of the add comment screen, scroll over, and touch the face. Thanks, the thermostat is programmable. I have to dig through a mountain of her clutter to find out what kind of unit we have so as soon as I can find any sort of label I will post that information. My post was a joke; I think people are being downvoted for missing the point. Summer wreeeeeath makes me feel fiiiiine... I'm just going to pretend I didn't get downvoted for slightly incorrect brevity in a circumstance where the point of the light-hearted joke was the silliness of even using a combat command in a GA situation. But apparently it bothered *somebody*. ITM. Not loving it and I have two more SAP classes in front of me to do. I hope it clicks soon. And 90% of them are along the US border. We've noticed Canada..... He also says the (imaginary) word "acrosst." That's how it was for my elf. The only way you can be queen is if you're a human noble. We have a redlight camera program where we must send out a the citation within 14 days and speed is just speed you go over to much its nothing to prove Well then you must be doing something right lol ┌( )┘ I never understood people's hatred of port-a-potties until I went to a concert last month… it was awful But in the end, what they really wanted was justice. I... uh... "crahsed" is all I see MFW liquid Viagra I'm going to get that account on ps4 before you just to be that guy... ITT: The only one I'm getting really tired of seeing is ( ) You fucking monster, I *loved* the loop on that gif and NOW I'LL NEVER LOOK AT IT THE SAME WAY AGAIN I can't tell if you're trolling me or not There were no side ways logs 2 years ago >I can't tell if you're trolling me or not To start a Reddit account they should have it mandatory to subscribe to /r/atheism... This is a sad day. Hehe NOT, J fuckin K, YOLO fuckers!! Be safe and have a good night. It's not funny Dean. The voice says I'm almost out of minutes *barbed penis*.... Standing and peeing anywhere... ANYWHERE [not sure if i should le upvote ‎](#b2) [or le downvote ಠ_ಠ‎ ‎](#b2) "Let me private message you" NOT Ill just tell you everything in the same post!! She looks like a junkie of some kind... She has the same dopey eyes my opiate head aunt always had... Cringe worthy is right. I'm from the states, and I've never heard of this case ლ( ლ) How long it took??? EVERY comment I post on FB I get a minimum of 20 likes.. EVERYTIME..... Ok not really, everyone hates me and I only have 7 friends on Facebook and 4 of them are other accounts I made to be friends with my other accounts.. His arms look like double dicks You're not Japanese, are you? That's exactly how I felt.... Gold??? Huh, no silly fucker... no. You people and your measly souls. Try losing 99 humanity by hitting B one too many times while waiting for the New Londo elevator... Twice. I've watched Naniwa stream a few times to see how he is first person and it was actually a pretty entertaining stream back when he was still in Sweden, he is no where near as BM to IdrA levels and never has been honestly. I'm not defending his behavior, it's immature but IdrA was easily twice as bad. He actually wished cancer upon another person, because they won a game of Starcraft against him Come on. Really? Tell all the people being held indefinitely by this country that. I agree completely. Tiefling but not Dragonborn? Wait a minute, why don't I have one of those keys? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ What in the actual fuck did i just watch? a Qop that doesnt level SS Yes let's make fun of our students in a public forum 153 days and your best is 100+? I like how he just has a face Dude, you're a nutcase. which one of you is 28 and which one of you is 9 *your lungs can explode* I can respect that. It's when people start using scoped .308 rifles into scent-proofed tree stands with bait out that I start going . Or canned hunts. Those are stupid. Personally I'd rather stalk, but I would use a carbine rather than a bow. I am also 27. Mother of slam dunks I'm almost 34 and I just recently realized I should be giving a shit about a 401k... ლ( ლ) The same one who can't shut down Guantanamo because the GOP keeps stopping him? Lots of bugs and vastly less feature rich than AB. Plus it has ads. What if it's by a woman? No One of my biggest problems with Wow was that every Horde race besides High Elf was ugly, and 80% of the horde on my server where High Elf My supervisor gave me a look while I was browing /r/FoodPorn. Why are they trying to charge him. If he would have made a complaint they would say he's playing the black card. Everything Tell me about it . If you're looking for a bag that's a pretty solid one though on the smaller side. How old is she? 30 portraying a 18 year old? Supposedly the newer versions of these have the problems fixed (can tell by the serial number, don't know what it is offhand though), but I RMA'd mine because it was having some weird graphical glitches, charged me for shipping and they sent one me from the exact same batch. its a golf ball ...odds are you are going to lose it or stop playing it before the paint comes off I..Umm... ......... No, I get mad at the NDP when retails sales tax goes up, I get mad at the city of Winnipeg when my property taxes goes up and my school tax goes up for inside the city and for my seasonal when I am 200+ km from the nearest school. I made a mistake which was noted in an earlier comment. I am not pointing my frustration on having to license a cat to the NDP anymore, more so to the city of Winnipeg. However I still have huge problems with the NDP. It's called a mistake. Learn to accept it, I don't need your hardship over a mistaken identity. Thank you that is all. I also CAME People eating with their mouths full, and hearing them chew it. Why do you care so much? Obviously by my past posts and comments, I am not Mr. Keisling. I wonder how much his employees make in those factories? Those... horns... One time I said..."You're pretty...for a black girl" to a black girls face. ** ** ** ** > always thought that the origin was in fact unknown ... I wanna play your game I completely agree and did the same thing to get a 10k raise, sucks that its illegal I was up for 32 Hours,finally got back to base and as I got out of the heli I was in I groggily walked around the helicopter toward the stairs. As I walked to the stairs my CO screamed at me to stop so I do and turn around.....to realize I just walked perfectly through the still active tail rotor of the helicopter without a scratch on me my face must of looked just like this And I'm sure 9/11 was an inside job too eh? I just realized... if they remove magic find, will I no longer be able to get +20% boon duration from food? [ ] This is a humorous comment. Sure, that 'cult of personality' had no influence over all of those countless millions of individualistic democrats in either election. This morning Gibson followed me around meowing and howling and scratching the cat food bag. When I went to feed him, he still had food Then by all means resign yourself to spinsterhood until he grows up and leaves the house Not with that attitude you won't Oh god. That subreddit . Whose fucking idea was that Some don't Yo...that's $120 for a t-shirt My sexism? you think I'm a man. It was supposed to be... I was so excited when I saw emilynoel actually use them in a tutorial, I think she was using Comfort Zone, and when I tried it I was like You eat cookies (or anything at all) after a funeral? Damn,America is weird 12 second intro ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠv GIB UPVOTS PLOZ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠVVVಠ_ಠ Where did you get those? They're so beautiful It's just not the same as getting 420,000 reddit karma would be though, now that would be a worthwhile achievement.. A life well lived High masturbation... It's called an enhanced wank, it feels so much better, like there's more blood flow. Honest... Ford Field began construction in 1999 and opened in 2002... Relevant: the movie the Seventh Seal... Guy plays chess with Death... Redditor for 2 days. Only has 2 comments, both asking for a hookup... Moist sperm... Moist sperm So, does this mean that we can now expect the world to be secretly plotting to take down the US? We've crossed a certain kind of line here, haven't we? Also the fact that he refers to serial killers as "we" implies they're some kind of community or something. Like they all have a common goal they're working towards Like we really need a pissing contest about which society rapes the most... I own it on HD-DVD if that's worthy to you... clearly you haven't listened to very much based god Looks like you should have invested in a table instead... Your couch seems a little crowded The look on face when my boyfriend complains about the heat when he's only making a run to the car for groceries: Everyone had it in their mind, and Internet just give it a name. It has a metascore of 20 I lived in Seattle He wants the karma . Don't be a fool, wrap your tool! One of my mom's favorite quotes THE FEELS. Please stahp. I cannot suppress them. Oh.. No. It *is* cheap, but I'm being sincere here, the public transportation (at least for the buses) is really bad. I know I'm making it sound bad, (it kinda is) but if you visit Paraguay some day, do not use the bus transportation. I will not. get it as high as you can....it might evolve into a pupitar Do you not use shampoo? Just open the damn link. Sneaking...? 250 games.... I got a scroll bar that is way to long *wild australia* Yes. I paid $750,000,000 for Thriller. I deserve the copyright. Yeah, starting to regret starting this ლ( ლ) You almost sound proud... Seven people have told me now. Thanks.. $10.33/hour? Yes, fuck you. Nothing? Man, I thought for sure SOMEONE wold laugh a this...tough crowd Dude, do you WANT the commissar to shoot me? Dat yellow thumb CZ P-07 Duty. Now its just the MD 30+ day waiting period How in the fuck is that out? No. You need to use the optical port for that. /r/peeling Almost accidentally once a week Same fucking this just happened to me. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Wow, another 3d version of that disgusting inflated tits and cock style. We need some pictures to verify that. You know, for science. Not funny. You cook with pants? nowadays, telling secrets = terrorism *It was a risk I was willing to take.* Hear that kids? Tumblr says go be a whore elsewhere Single mom ... You are an evil evil woman I was expecting someone to run up and steal it... instead it was just a lousy perspective gif. hes not a good grower if theres seeds in his bud Not a parent here, but there's a famous story in my family of my mother repeatedly almost killing my sister. So, every day, when my sister was a toddler (I'm talking like 1-2 years old when they still have to be bathed) my mom would give her a bath in one of those little baby bath things you put in the sink. It'd all be normal, she'd wash her hair, her little face, the front of her body and whatnot. **Then** my mother would flip my sister (Let's call her B for bitch) to wash her back but for some reason when B was flipped back over, she was purple and crying. Obviously my mom didn't understand why and was worried so she called the doctor to come see what was going on. And so began the washing, all was normal until my mom flipped B over to wash her back when all of a sudden the doctor yelled *WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!* My mom stopped in her tracks, B still flipped over when the doctor nearly tackled my mom down; *YOU'RE DROWNING HER!* So for the first few years of my sister's life, my mom repeatedly drowned her. Unfortunately this fits in your "almost" category Upvoted for being truthful. Still hate that version though Dat Username. good god, that thing must rip like a mother fucker Dude, what's with your posting history? Since when does iphone uses heat to detect touches A rave? Did she have a time machine handy for traveling to 1990? Stand your ground Ok fine. Glad to know I'm not the only one . ...expected T2 comments. None were seen. Henne ...because they only get half an hour yard time a day Cannot unsee BTW noticed /r/kerbalsgonewild was an option when submitting this link. Should I be afraid to check that out? ** ** Who gives a fuck. Wait, PUAs are co-opting magic to use it to "game" women?! I've been a magician since I was 13 (legit, birthday parties and corporate gigs) and just like showing people my illusions. Geeze, I don't want to be lumped in with them A lot of with these comments. ISO 3. I know you're kidding, but I want to murder you right now Everything is black. Like my soul. I know it did in BFBC2. I once stabbed a guy that was inside a tank. He hadn't even just climbed in, either. I simply ran up and knifed the tank and he died. ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) All of the OP's are fags AND are becoming lazy! Not even changing the titles.. Purple... Is... PURPLE. ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) If they only came out with this right off the bat, I would have been well on my way, I've already recruited my friends. Yeah, hilarious Lets do electrical work with a standard flathead steel rod instead of the screwdriver with a handle. Oh let's not forget to do it with live wires! My EDD is skoal mint although my favourite dip is kayak apples I've only had 2 cans I it mainly because I'm a poor Canadian thanks to tobacco prices Private video You can't English well I have wider tank mounts now to prevent it from spreading outward, now it spreads forward instead and restricts the steering range (upper triple hits the tank). Rather than replacing the tank DNA's recommended fix was to adjust the steering stops ... A show that glamorizes drug manufacturers/dealers. Too many people die from drugs to glamorize that shit. ... Creeping Death in kill 'em all? When did that happen I'm actually tempted to make a profile and see how many people contact me. ** ** Did you guys know that five people a year die from sharks? Mostly by bleeding out from a 'test-bite' to see what the fuck this wounded seal thing is Sloths are from South America, not Africa As a redditor who uses RES, the reddiquette link is right ^^ there above my comment box, you just click to insert. like this: But of course, you posted it I wouldn't say she 'SURVIVES' yet.... ಠ_ಠ yeah, so that's not inappropriate and creepy at all ..... I feel like this is way too high for a commercial airliner... Heh I've got a SS that's similar to this Will find and upload! **THAT AMERICAN BOUGHT THAT JEEP WHILE SPREADING DEMOCRACY AND FREEDOM TO THE GOOD PEOPLE OF IRAQ.** He deserves every bit of being in that picture. Whatever do you mean? this is my half brother vladaf, he's a Nigerian prince and could really use some help, pm me your home address and social security number if you're interested. The random act of meanness is you standing in the doorway and not politely stepping off to let people get out of a packed train. ミ( )彡 I will sell but I need to know your rotmg name mchammah is fake Heh ^^ ^^wait ^^what Just copy onto your clipboard and send its contents back in time to when you first made the post. Just remember to have pressed control V when you posted it. Why the heck are Islas Baleares as if it were part of Cataluña? This guy represents all the seniors in FL. They insist on driving slow in every lane possible. they have tons of people dying to get their cartoon on tv More correctly, clitoral stimulation. I hope the seats don't fit up inside them. ʕ ʔ ** ** Great stuff - but a small tip: the menus on your site are unusable on iPads and iPhones. Thinking. Seriously, try thinking about the fact that you're thinking and soon you'll realize that your brain can think about thinking about thinking about thinking. Clean your keyboard The media does this all the time cause blood and violence in the guise of "news" sells..and there is no criticism for the media doing it live....but show a two-second nipple slip or tit flash on a live superbowl show and the censor idiots goes crazy about "decency". Those fuckers Yup. Us ladies aren't ever allowed to emote for any other reason. My ultimate fear in life. More than death it's self. I can do this though: With isopropyl. Neither did the people who designed the new tram stops. * ( ) * ( )ノ-■-■ Yes, because women only masturbate in complete isolation. I'm a dude. I try to masturbate silently, but I'm loud as fuck when fucking. I'm saying just because it doesn't particularly appeal to you doesn't mean you should bitch a bout it. Nor should it give you the right to accuse the people who do find it humorous of being a "dumbass" My biology teacher's classroom used to be a forest. In the morning before school, I'd always go over and poke her Venus fly traps with the lead of a mechanical pencil. She used to say "Goin over there to molest my fly traps again?" Ughhhh. Hearing that 10 times a day is unpleasant. Or, I mean, like uh, once a day. Nobody has time for uh, 10 times a day or more... ( ) Is that his pants looking at me, or does he have a boner Her twin. I down vote every comment that uses . Ive come to a realization. These memes advocate violence against women. Ugh, 50 cents short. I kinda got a bit scared once read the , then I remember I have no idea who you are and I'm not in any of your classes. Whew Last frame: ლ(ಠ_ಠლ)Hail Swagmaster Meteosლ( ლ) They are are hunter-gatherers, not cannibals. ** ** Pshh nice "guess" Mr. Highschoolanatomyteacher. So throwing these people in jail will stop them from needing money? ** ** Not sure whether to lol or . I think it is more of a constitution write thing. You now, the 4th one, Dude if its gonna cause an uproar it's better if you don't do it ITT: redditors try to make jokes and no-one really answers the question. I was actually interested. Upside-down cows? You must be new to ass When I was in primary school my family and I were at a park just watching some fireworks for New Years. I went up to what I thought was my dad and hugged him. Was not my dad. But the random guy was cool about it. A little too cool. ITT: disgusting shit first off, lets not do this Sanji: No it was Alpine Texas. Armchair counselor over here So you're saying that the night before this happened you cleaned your contacts, put them back in, and went to bed with your newly clean contacts in? Having managed waterparks then managing YMCA pools, I'm not surprised. The YMCA lifeguard training is not great, compared to Ellis lifeguard training. It was a constant struggle to get my guards to even looks at the water!! > How stupid do you have to be to take that big a pay cut for the lakers? Of all teams really Dude. No. Right when I turn up my speakers When I saw the feet I expected a penis ** ** Richard (Dick) Cummings ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ /r/cringepics would enjoy. This makes me sick Not a question, but the ending of Kareteka (when you approach the princess "incorrectly")... I think that provided one of my earlier childhood moments. ITT: A lot of downvoting based on opinion ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ^thank^you^so^much You win this time... Out of all the faggots that have niggered, you faggoted the niggerest. ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ If you don't need sleep tonight you should watch the video for "I'm the devil" by him. Fuuuuuuug. you better know for next time ** ** Dammit Des Yerrid, what kind of sick fuck are you Go home nutjob >But they pitch it as a white interest group, they don't hate anymore. What happens when he's 23? Jeez guys I'm loving the enthusiasm Please try not to be negative I'm already on edge... Downvoted Wear tighter boxers doesn't seem to hard to prevent If it makes you feel bad, if he had a child at 16, then he can't be all that brilliant. Old joke? What's his age got to do with it? Delete this stupid shit You won't mess up at all of you put a lot of it into resistence lol. I'm just messing with ya. Don't put any I there ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Formation... 4-4-2^( ) You uh.... You're incredibly knowledgable on this subject sir Ummm did you ever finish book one? Your predictions are rally far off the mark and your way off base with them. I would finish the book first This is weird, because that's my name... Little hitler! Really wasn't expecting that ... You have only 13.5 minutes left. Ferd had little fan girls? Creepy wait....They've come with a talking function now? ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) This is funny, no doubt! But this subreddit has been a lot of fake funny smoke spots lately. You earn my uptoke this time. Wait Open the darn thing! I'm SO disappointed about you... That guy looks 40 Not sure if genius or biggest asshole You would have to be to come up with that. Well... fuck yea, things are pretty jacked. Wat I watched the full video of this post by RobertApril. I saw no bad_cop_no_donut moment. I saw a cop searching a suspect, finding a bag of what appears to be illegal narcotics and paraphernalia in the pockets of the suspect's jacket. It then appeared as though he (the cop) put the bag and paraphernalia in his own pocket. Then while searching the suspect's car he removed the suspect's belongings from his own pocket. How does this appear like the cop did anything wrong? I wonder how many people actually touched Alex Ich's pen1s there why doesn't luffy's have "One Piece" written in it? Please tell me they are pretending to be sleeping Well no shit, Halo fans like the Xbox... Why would you ever play WoW for the PvP? *If only...* Leggendo le motivazioni dei NO TAV sembra proprio che non gli piacciano i treni ad alta velocità Does anyone else see this guy? Why do you have a pot of ice I have a patient that walks around wearing a hard hat all the time. He also calls me Maria all the time, which isn't my name. I asked him why he calls me Maria, and he said, "Because you are like madre de Jesus!" Idiot. Thank you sir, I like to think I'm a fairly unstoppable quick scoper. ^oh ^god ^why ^ Anyone else worried that a bunch of teenage boys sang this chorus so energetically I'm still here, you know. Oh god At night? Does this do a proper shut down or is it like when shit starts going down and I just hold the power button till it just stops? Just because I know thats not the beeesssst thing for my computer... The previous two dead rising games were games about pairing the zombie apocalypse with wacky slapstick. Apparently someone at capcom decided that gamers don't like fun and decided to make a generic zombie game instead. Was going to say nothing as I've not needed to but I realised I bought one of those drives as well. Sticks out even less than an SD card bing Well I watched it like 10 times in amazement. I think i heard the woman mentioned Hitler Well, I actually live here... and yes, Japan is xenophobic (today's example: on their way to the elevator, my neighbor's kid kicked me while I was working on my bicycle. Because the kid is quite young, I didn't really think anything of it until I heard them laughing about it on the way to the ground floor... it's shit like that Japan ). Why is "hiding in europe" a thing? Every time a character in a tv show is replaced, and they didnt want to kill him, the character comes to europe. He found mine. I went to send him a link to a website, but I guess I didn't click copy because I accidently pasted a link to a rage comic I made about him that I copied earlier in the day. Dammit, and that was my throwaway account Said he would kill me if I looked at a girl he liked... He looked very fucking serious It's world where we were more capable of having a sense of humor in regard to our skin colour, this would make for an awesome Oreo commercial. I think I can speak for the rest of the nation in regard to the only concern on our mind. Will this put off the Hobbit sequels? 38 year old woman, station wagon, two young children in car, 11am, Sunday... Drunk Nice try. Very niice do you prefer Jennings over Penfield? He moved away While driving? Omg. But... but.... HOW? I.. I just watched it all. And I laughed. What have I done . That guy is kuriki btw, start at 15 min. Wait... Are you telling me you've seen people defend Williams for that? Seriously? That's what you find most compelling about Pro Wrestling? Staring at the wrestlers junk? Oh, yes, just what Reddit needs to read ಠ ಠ The Quarian is Drunk. I believe this to be a problem with the coming mission. "Mentally ill". Wonder what made them think that? If i had a wild guess, weather.com based on their logo being in the bottom right corner. "You would've been in Hufflepuff." Buttercup Nipples... Wait...this isn't the same user name that posted this Wow. He sure showed you. Little pony I see right through you. Anti-grav chair sales person, looking to hit their monthly quota. So you took this meme from the front page, change the shot and switched obama for the media? You are everything that sucks about the front page. Inspector Javert is not a villain Things that only happen in OPs fictional world=this The picture looks normal from the *inside*, which is where the children would be seeing the image. Not WTF at all. Those deer have human faces. > unkill Finally a real Programmer is among us! Me three! Wait, this is lame Took this pic locally. Inb4 milk of peace? ಠ_ Sugar Land as Stevia.. clever.. That is just fucking great. Size 36-44 "Doesn't look like much." Dude that looks amazing. White people At least she doesn't threaten to basically rearrange your facial features ლ( ლ) It's the dad in you Completely off topic, I just realized that this face is made up of Telugu characters...and I call myself a native Telugu speaker... Here's to the people who actually think that this is real: Yes. The corporate astroturfing really has convinced people to hate government and unions. It's pathetic. The last thing you want to do in a bad economy is privatize everything and put things in the hands of for-profit companies. Fuck. It's like for-profit healthcare. That entire concept should be unfashionable for people yet they prefer privatized for-profit health insurance to a universal model. moar~ ლ( ლ) Nothing, I can't spell his username correctly Autocorrect is disabled, because you know autocorrect or predictive text suck ass big time. I preffer keyboard shortcuts for most used text replies like those fuckers we need a mirror It's the $475 with 12 bids and 12 hours that made me ... A dog I guess? I don't know it seems the most civilized. Everything Oh! And then ba ba ba, ding, ding, ba ba ba? Get off the internet. ATM Machine.... Meh? That looks great! I wish you got the wrinkles out before posting though Birds fucking on my roof. I hate it more when men do it. WTF U RACIST! Go back to r atheism you terrible fucking person!! U R GOING TO HELL Your Limbs... ...is for Batman to be Lois Lane? I can't tell them apart, Hollywood should flip a coin and scrap one. I'm new to long boarding, but I have butterballs and I don't get how this is possible but hopefully someday I'll be able to slide ヾ(＠⌒ー⌒＠)ノ >#have all my feels le brave sir ಠ_ಠ‎ಠ_ಠ‎ಠ_ಠ‎ಠ_ಠ‎ಠ_ಠ‎ಠ_ಠ‎ಠ_ಠ‎ಠ_ಠ‎ ‎ Am I the only one around here who gets everything out and ready first?.. Meet Tor?? Doesn't everyone know the onion? Jesus Christ those prices. ~~ ~~ ಠ‿ಠ Jizz ghosts? Damn what would the world be like if that actually happend You're clearly an idiot. Chicago's not so bad since it's so big, but DC is crazy expensive. Was talking with friends over the weekend about it, and I use the price of a draft pint of Miller Lite as the measure. In Chicago $3-$5 at more expensive places. Here in DC... usually $5-$6. My reaction was obviously and wondering why we were out and not drinking good whiskey at home. What have you been smoking "Horse's mouth" ... Curious choice of metaphor bad cell phone quality, but I forgot to put my real camera in the bike. Usually keep it with me in the side bags. Pulled over and snapped a few quick shots...probably not the smartest thing to do ** ** Cockroach Lady. Wow you sound like such a great person.... Misread as father kissed daughter on mouth. ...is that a grumpy cat tattoo on her arm? ¯\\\_( )_/¯ ... Whitney. Seriously, is this basically just a literal engorged carrot dropped on prudish Tory voters and officials in the wake of same sex marriage, to protect his arse from them buggering him out of office? Nope, just a standard shield without a prefix that would modify it any further. You see, items don't just have a fixed name, they pick their name from a "name" and "prefix" pool and that is how you get all the modifiers like faster shield regeneration or higher capacity or sometimes special effects like the Bee shield. BTW, very rich of you to complain about names and then spell Borderlands wrong ^** ** Yes, please...nazi zombies...so original, that is exactly what we need AHA!! OP is a brony I bet you don't even do drag. 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That is so fucking unnecessary no They talk about the price of a Tesla ($77k) and then talk about a 50-100km range... YOU are awesome! haha thanks! ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) OP I'm glad you posted this. that stupid fucking show needs to be shut the fuck down because all it does is brainwash. just straight liquifying minds, and making people think it's ok to act the way they do. Fuck that show... wtf ' Looks like Charles Z. will have to settle for this kid... God damnit Taylor Swift But I never said the teacher had to sharpen the pencils... ** ** ^^I've ^^seen ^^you ^^nekked Your friend has creepy pony pics all over their page one of them putting a dildo in its mouth Cat? Hes the proof, League of Legends doesn't require hands ლ( ლ) Daily. Fucking. Mail. > Screw the MD degree I'm studying for, I'll just get some girl pregnant and ask her about everything from now on Vaccines dont cause autism Mother of popping I actually had a therapist recommend getting pregnant this way- doing a "one night stand" to get pregnant. At the time I was anguished over a recent breakup and concerned that I'd never have kids. It is jif extra crunchy peanut butter with welch's Concord grape jam. I've never understood how people make those faces. All I can do is this: The further I scroll down the more fucked up you people get. I wouldn't start with a hammer, for one thing. Yes, I know what it means. It's just got that kind of ring to it, I guess. Cheerwine is Cheerwine, son. Oh god, Poseidon's whirlpool maze... Phrasing.... Makes me all of sudden change my view on the death penalty. Yo yo dudes are good with their hands I got a lvl9 infinity from doc mercy Don't trust anyone you don't personally know right now. Anyone on here could be the person creeping on you or helping him. So, stop replying to pm's She shouldn't swiggle in your books like that Realistically, zigzagoon would be the best choice as hes small enough to keep as a pet (pokemon food would be expensive) and the presents from time to time would be neat (youd have to walk him or else he would just pick up stuff around your house.) A haunter might eat your neighbors dreams and scare the neighbor kids Dat photoshop Well, so much for writing it small. I can tell you what doesn't. Oh my God, I was asking trying to close the fucking emotes window for 10 minutes. Why would you not record in landscape mode That's to much time (┛ )┛彡┻━┻ ლ( ლ) I'll be 34 in a few months. Same boat. It doesn't seem that long ago when I was 27. wow you have the same face has my girfriend you are beautiful ... In FF VI their are eight dragons released at the end of the world, and killing them all gives you a rather powerful esper. None of the dragons are particularly difficult to defeat but the water Dragon is hidden in the most RIDICULOUS way. He is hidden in the basement of an ancient castle at the bottom of a cave hundreds of feet underground. oh also to get into the basement you have to hit an invisible switch in the middle of the room. Some companies do the dumbest most impossible shit in order to sell guides. Thank god for the internet! I've seen some shit This is amazing, but they're not crazy either! HE LOOKS AT ALL OF US MAN first thought - damn those are big compared to that quad. As a member of /r/nofap, I think lesbians prefer pussies. I'll help you find your shit for gold. Cut the umbilical cord. Nami: Wait, what? Autodiscovery is set up on the site. If your browser isn't uncool it should put a little RSS icon by the address bar. Unfortunately, Chrome lacks this, Safari had it removed recently, and Firefox no longer does this by default. It's strangers. Online. What did she expect? LIKELY STORY. And he just gets away with hammering it. . I saw tits I do. Unless you add it to a top comment before it takes off, then enjoy your 1000 upvotes because people deemed that a constructive addition for some reason. " " and "wat" also qualify for this. Bones has 100% TD Def. > Bollocks. How did I think Roy was British. because r/bread is private Hisoka's creepy as fuck but that's what makes him unique. I think of him as a mentor figure (wanting to make Gon stronger , giving him lessons for life/death situations, giving advice about nen etc) rather than a villain. His role as one, compared to his personality, is really out of the norm. I hated it, every time I ate something I copped a mouthful of hair I guess so.. Or they weren't gonna release it at all yesterday. (It's Tuesday here) "I wish I had shoes on"... Converse box right in front of him In the movie, Night Owl went nuts over his friend getting disintegrated. In the book he didn't even notice, he was too busy getting freaky with Silk Spectre. I just grabbed the one in the dunwich building, what the fuck is up with that place, [doors opening by themselfs and coffee pots flying around the room, and what the fuck is the breathing obelisc doing down there... ](/spoiler) Man. You're dad and my dad should go bowling. There is some pornstar with three Cilantro. Yes, you are. Now. No problemo! I'll get you one day. > > > > But he told you to not read it As someone who grew up in the era of Full House, I have always harbored a distaste for the Olsen Twins. Those girls don't have an ounce of natural acting talent between them. They got away with the Michelle character because it has the same appeal that all little girls do: sassy things at a certain age is cute. I remember kids being so into those Olsen adventures--the thing that actually made them their fortune--and I was flabbergasted. The clips I had the misfortune to catch channel surfing on television were just so *bad.* Kids liked that sort of stuff? They've made millions as *actresses* when they...can't act. we may not necessarily agree over at /r/feet Oh wow, lucky. I hate where I live. No one has Animal Crossing. You'd think Queens, New York would have a lot of player I have to plan a day to take the subway to Nintendo World. Omg the amount of street passes....glorious That's just what we need... a "People of Trader Joes" website It does . If its my friend ill help him out by making sure he Does not have to get up or anything like that,and if its a stranger I just stare I also did, I'm not judging you No Quite the young gentleman isn't he I..... YEAH! FUCK FREEDOM OF SPEECH! LETS ALL LIVE IN FEAR! > ... I see no link to a kid eating vegetables. Ice cold refreshing unsweetened tea with a super lemon, all in a shady plastic cup In the middle of the pic to the left, it looks as if someone was trying to make a flour igloo Where's the rest ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ / \ Skype? "They chicks are hot" I have very visible blue veins under and above my eyes. It is just because I have very translucent and pale skin, but a kid I used to babysit was convinced I was a vampire Those teeth The defaults for en_US, plus xfonts-terminus and fonts-knda. Gotta have good old U+0CA0 ( ). Photobucket Thanks for the input. Shortly after this post I placed an amazon order. Should be coming any day now. I disagree though. I think I could have done without the Nora Barnacle correspondences! I am waiting for the day, that hunters get a glyph or something that lets them get murlocs as a pet [ ] No, he didn't know what money laundering was when he was a kid. That is literally the entire point of this post. There are two types of people in this world Cops get a bad enough rap on here and assholes like you title shit like this to make people condemn someone before all the facts are revealed for what? Karma? So the reddit cop haters will up vote you? I got the alert but i was sound asleep *Princess Lay Her*! Figured you'd show up here! After nearly seven years of constant reddit use, I've found that my live is just fine without even *reading* the posts that elicit highly upvoted " " responses. Dick...hehehehe.. I am not mature. Wat I think people died with them in their pockets. This bill needs to be defeated. Fight the power NZ! Nope. Mine likes iPod cables. And only iPod cables... Buffalo dump in the ear Happened to me today while wearing gym shorts. I was walking into the wind too Is that how you talk to five year olds Dude I have a space cowboy sticker on my computer and car It sounds like it's useful for safer rape sex Personally, when I think of meme (outside the academic context), I think of rage comics, macros, **<--**this shit right here, copy pastas, all sorts of "quirky statements" you see in the comments like "bae caught me slippin" etc. So it'd be much clearer for me to see "image macro," but that's just me. You heard him, fellas... we better stop it. You make this look so pretty! I tried a similar look a long time ago and it did not suit me at all, and two girls on the subway laughed at me for it Artificial evolution here we come woo My mom is very Italian, and her skin is quite dark. On the day we moved in, my elderly neighbors made it known that they didn't want any negros in the neighborhood. Juicy. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I hate cats he can kill things 200 fps faster. thats what he can do. Why indeed. I liked the music/beats before he ruined it with degrading shit. You mean ^ Emily could murder someone in the middle of that police station and no one would notice. No Yeah there's no stopping this freight train now. Can't go 51 days and decide to stop! I just keep thinking... Only 2 more MIC's, only 2 more Plyo's...although I did notice the last week has no recovery day and 2 max cardio+abs ... Really wish I hadn't clicked on that It's like the one student in a tech college that went from Windows 95 -> ME -> Vista and thought they were pretty good. He was trying to convince me that IE 7 was a better browser because it didn't "clog up" your hard drive with cache files by default... And now that song will be stuck in my head for another 6 years. Cheers for that Are you a virgin? Wait, this is backwards? I thought that was the only way to wake him up..... (If not I missed out on two Gulliver encounters before I got a megaphone. Not sure if... Good thing, or bad The last time I tried to abuse my cat for consoling cuddles she bit me. But only after purring a bit. Gimme your cat \(° ^ °)/ this is a legitimate concern that I worry about with my current gf. we were just talking about it last night in fact. I think most guys are of my opinion that if someone rapes, mugs, kidnaps etc their girl... a fate worse than all hell, will break loose up that fools ass ' no joke ಠ ಠ My dad told me that elephants were giraffes and vice versa. I didn't learn otherwise until kindergarten Louis in that mud "i want to feel you inside my veins" ' ಠ_ಠ I know this kid. Not at all and that's why I've always imagined it to end up more like this news story than the "funny" coincidence Mr. Holmes tried to portray. Every one of these made me go , well done. But since when are Iraqis violent? wait for the don't you think sasuke can go inside juubito using his sharingan? like the time he went inside Naruto and saw Kuruma... just a thought >****BEEPBEEP**** JAJAJAJAJ FWOOSH hesawitch You wouldnt know what a lubeless penis feels like but you do know what a lubed penis feels like deep in your anal canal? Still heinous I would imagine.. Photobucket... this guy... If Canada was created in 1756 it would still have 257 years of history. Having a close family member who did hard drugs through a needle, my first reaction to the title of your post was . Good thing I read it all! Why do you need hormonal injections (disease, genetic defect, etc.)? Nah, purposely pissing off your neighbors and then shooting them for not enjoying your punishments is totally the logical way to handle this sort of situation. I workout there But at least you can laugh about it now right? RIGHT? Your sexist comments are dumb and you're not funny. ^^ Magikarp used splash..... Something happened. Thanks. Today someone told me it was cute, wasn't totally sure it was a complement As long as they your own. The liquid isn't toxic, but keep in mind, those things normally have a glass vile in them. If if somebody walks by and cuts their feet, they could sue you. Yep... 2 videos in a row taken down No you're spontaneous, spontaneousbot! Annnndd I.... I love you. As a Utahn, Pussies Stop being mean to him on his cakeday "Pound the round" Also, epic high five to the ladies who sent me critique messages privately (although for triggering the OkC new message reflex). WHAT. What is he at? Is it a treat? all in moderation mate, be safe and enjoy the ride. also for driving under the influence. that shit aint cool but please PLEASE dont be a statistic. (felt I needed to say something for my ownself being tbh) cheers fucker! That damn commie put our beloved freedom carrier upside down. They need a freedom surcharge for there blasphemy you're probably right. > >t( t) Except it seemed pretty one sided. One is having a laugh and the other has the eyes. The latter guy never pulls anything. Don't be a push over, reply "no those were fresh from MY garden, I GAVE them to you, remember?" I fucking hate passive aggressive pussies that complain about shit but do NOTHING about it. Yay you posted a meme she'll never see, congrats you big quivering horses vag. I think I'll come to CGCC this Monday, rather than Hammersmith. Hammersmith last Monday was carnage ... lol How u do dis OP? Funny thing is how alike the emperor and queen look alike. Ummmm.. Thanks I guess Not sure if you guys are aware.... You know the OP? He's an attractive male ಠ ಠ Came here for this. He created his account JUST to push his agenda. Rubber dome You never know is right, but what the other guy was saying was that its almost disrespectful to make an offer like that, and what's worse is that you DO know it. You KNOW no one is going to give you a newer card for an older one. Quit wasting people's time. I saw you take it off when you thought I wasn't looking Dude Dude, ketchup on ice cream? Celts HA HA HA! No, that's just sick Mother of god. ... I suck amazing HD Footage...uploaded to LiveLeak at 320px Was On your waste? I don't understand why people would promote anorexia. > No, I did not discover masturbation until I was 19. I'm not weird... Honest! Look at all these superfluous features that do not enhance my overall gaming experience at all! I am so excited for them! I try and preach safety when ever I climb. Some folks don't care for the lesson, they just want to climb I bought a two year membership, lost the paperwork, so I asked sales when my membership ended. Owner Guy looks it up on the computer and says end of the month, and asks me if I want to renew. I was in the middle of a workout, so I declined. End of the month, I stop going, it was summer so I was mostly running outside, later that month I signed w/ Metro for $30. Three months go by, and I get a sale call from Brick Haus, telling me my membership is about to end. I ask how that can be when the owner told me that it was end of the month, 3 months ago!. I contact the owner who denies telling me anything, and he said, "when you signed up you got 2 year w/ 6 months free. So with this you only got 3 months, it's still a good deal." Stay away from that place Thanks! Right now I'm unsure of the NC15 thing, every time I go to MAC they tell me a different shade and I get a sample and it's just a clusterfuck. Last time I was told "You're a classic NW20!" without even swatching anything on me. I plan on getting samples soon to really figure this shit out. At least my Sensual Skin Enhancer in SX03 seems to be an OK match. UEFA 2012 golden boot Growing up in NYC, Time Square was a place of debauchery, and sin. When I grew up I was going to go there every payday. Well... by the time that happened, Time Square became a Disney, family-oriented place. Wife finished her PhD in Epidemiology and NOTHING gets her more fired up than this ass hat fuck tard. The original population in his study was 12?!?!? Great science there Who said he hasn't? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ They should ban Fixed posts, if you're gonna "Fix" a post, just post it in the original post dammit. Got it! grazzie! by the way, you left out in your previous explanation the "zz". back in Mexico people kept telling me that i was crazy for not pronouncing pizza as "pisa" just like the italians call the tower in Pisa Only my friends and boyfriend know I listen to jpop, but only because they listen to it too. No one needs to see my Japanese version of simple and clean... Or any other ones. No one. Nowkiss.jpg I'm not sure why wasn't implemented in the first place.... I was. I didn't catch it at first, then *oh god* "Southern Arizona Limb Salvage Alliance (SALSA)" Now that's just not right that he didn't respond. Right? People are like 'why the fuck are they still talking ' Dude, seriously. His dick and balls are totally out of his pants So you are saying he SHOULD change because of this? Probably a father/daughter fetish. This I do not recommend... Oh, okay. Sorry I don't really know how to use that face and just realized that AlienBlue has a button to make it.ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ mfw like 2 months ago nobody played vayne and people would whine when I picked her Neither of those countries are my own country. I've never even been to either. Not sure if i should trust a recipe by someone named JuicyFarts > "Buy RS Money" Terrible. Nube . Only kidding, great work. So in your view, you can have a crystal clear memory of being "lobbied" on a subject, but no memory of having a "conversation" on a subject. Thanks for clearing that up ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ლ( ლ) Its on the 1st page Vulcun ** ** * * ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ~~ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ~~ * ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ * ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Non appropriate user name Having sex in hay is really itchy. That actually looks a bit worse than Mexican Brick I like the series (and Ayana), but . Hahahaha... I hate you like poison My girlfriend's a man. Really? Someone asks that question every time, he responds with literally only three characters every time (read: ) and gets hundreds of karma for it, every time. I wish I could simply have hundreds of free karma tacked onto whatever post I make. Seems like the blessed life to me. You mean they aren't anymore? Me too... but it's not the same thing. Painful upvote Why do you keep asking then deleting those threads? Were you intentionally trying to scare us? Damn it..... That's a true face. US Only I didn't realize they were different pictures until I read your comment. All I could wonder was why they all synchronized their A/C maintenance for the same day and moment! ITT: Hopefully that logic doesn't apply to brushing your teeth because you'll just eat again. Thanks for making this thread, i too listed to stern on my iphone. This whole time if i thought i'd lose my spot, i'd take a screen shot of where i was. It was a pain in the ass I broke down and asked my mom for some help. I now realize I do not know much about picking out groceries . Yeah, you're playing Socrates with your regurgitated fox news talking points. Confusion is how or where is a spotpass? I got Reggie's house and other nintendo mii street passes....and I don't know how In theory? I was in a shoe store in Manhattan today (called shoegasm...) and I saw a sign of the coming apocalypse: sneaker/dress shoe hybrids with brogueing and cap toes... Superbad *again* That one kids shirt.."I am a Brony, Deal with it" I hate it because people can call me step-on-me Haha. So Alienblue must have switched this and the thread i was comenting on ಠ_ಠ At first I wondered how you could tell it was fake. Then I noticed the retreat cost of 4 and figured it was unlikely but possible. Then noticed the fucking 8000HP. Other people, ... ლ( ლ) I just got it tho Blah blub. Great to read of a well informed redditer. According to the title. Yeah well for $400... Most certainly not your video recording talent *badumtish* We'll let you pass on this one, but next time... This typo was not an accident, which wouldn't bother me except for the disingenuous edit I hope she washes her hands. * *? * *? But he consistently supports those that say otherwise, so it matters little what he says his views are. His actions are contrary. I was implying my heart ...............it hurts "A little smash and grab". | ( )| Seems no matter however much of a fat, ugly, stupid cunt she is, somebody somewhere will also date her. "A little smash and grab" Insider connections with Valve. Special needs. So that's what they're calling people with depression, anxiety, and autism spectrum disorders these days. Helmet laws vary by state. Some states require you to wear a certified helmet and some don't, but the strangest are the places that just require you to have a helmet with you. A lot of riders will put it on the back of their bike instead of actually wearing it . Those eyelids and hair.. There's going to be a phase three? For some reason like 2 songs were decent. But the transitions sucked But this wasn't a joke... I'm not sure how to react to this It's his flair in this sub. "The University of Georgia Tech" ... Is this a piece commenting on the imminent demise of the internal combustion engine? "Mafokushi could evolve **into** Fennekin"? As if the artwork wasn't enough to prove this is bullshit. Fuhget about it Tolkien concise? It's a good thing you won't be working there much longer, because the Internet is indeed a thing Because freedom *Shudders. The baby rape. The TL;DR killed me... No clue why YOUSHUTYOURDIRTYWHOREMOUTH . But seriously, Firaxis is owned by Take Two, a more benevolent publisher behind 2K and Rockstar. If Take Two ever gets bought by EA, blood will be shed. So a biased media outlet is using hyperbole to complain about other biased media outlets using hyperbole? I know... > Yours makes it sound like you're an anal loving sadist, either that or you like Mexican food a little too much. TIL the US military is getting shot at in Qatar. She'll taste it going out? He's one year older than me. > I'm glad he feels comfortable enough with himself to tell you how to dress. Batman: Marvel Universe, specifically the MCU. Don't get me wrong, these are some terrific movies, I love watching them. However, there are a large number of fans, especially on Tumblr, who always have to "ship" or pair two characters of the same sex in a romantic way. One pairing that never fails to make me cringe is Iron Man/Loki. Dear God, why? Source: lol how dare she point out ongoing, unchanged, unenlightened social behavior of a community.... fifty years later. Sure it's not like that everywhere nowadays, but hey, just talk to some small towner that moved here recently. Then you'll know what it's like living with bigot views from half a century ago. And then there's those god damn buddy holly glasses, scarf wearin, hipsters that take pictures of food to share on instagram who think broadway is a rough street. Their perception definitely cripples this place because people from abroad think they can relate because those hipsters emulate their look. I'm a white looking injun and it's pretty neat how you can see the transformation of how someone sees you in their face when they learn that. I have lived here for 25 of my 34 years on this planet and I am more inclined to agree with Joni Mitchell on this over Thomas or Petit who probably came from elsewhere. I've been waiting 4 hours Teachers here just have to do 4 years of college: a year of general education, then 2 years of teaching specific coursework (partially teaching theory, partially subject area learning), then finally a year long internship (the first half is part time, the second half is full time, unpaid ). for reference: Toyota Prius Tom Hiddleston's obsessive fangirls. It's impossible to talk about his performances or anything he's been in without the conversation being overtaken with "ohmygawd, Loki, weeahahahahahah, my panties, I want his babies, he's so perrffeect." ( ) You sound tough. I'd be scared. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Hem de devletin kanalında ITT: Edit: "Female, Sub" Yeah.... I read that as hooked me in the eyes. That's not very nice ┌∩┐( )┌∩┐ Doubt fills you title I had to stare closely to see it. I see only Iphones and Ipads for Battlelog 2.0 .Guess Android needs to wait another 2 years for the update. Some Minecraft videos are okay, because it's just a bunch of amicable teenagers commenting on a game. Any video involving anime, though... Because it's expensive, nobody cares enough and people of Somalia aren't a serious threat by a long shot, and you know it's also wrong to carpet bomb people I once worked at a pool as well and I noticed some big nasty ball of hair in the side drain once. I opened up the top and it was NOT a ball of hair, it was a bird . That dayZ one is spot on. 3 hours sir 3 hours ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) Someone should have read the sign and jizzed on her again. Especially after the dance That... Thing.. is that it's.. ^^Penis ...? ^^148 ^^wheeler? ... Way to completely miss the point of the video! Marines... Alternately, how does it know when I put my dick away? The one at the office flushes before I even start zipping up I'm jealous! it's been 6 days and mine still says it's in Hong Kong The Tissues Maybe in your mind he was like "Sure! :D " but in real life he was like "Sure..... " good. notepad is a disappointment, it hasn't been touched in years Some of my friends start school September 24th. It looks like it has algae growing out of its *eye* Skeet snack? Let the creepy PMs begin I was hoping it was a joke when he said that so I clicked on his FB name......it wasn't a joke Exposing things to oxygen tends to do that a lot ### ヽ༼ಠ_ಠ༽ﾉ ﭙ༼ಠ_ಠ༽ﭙ ヽ༼ ༽ﾉ Invercargill has two ls. Http://i.imgur.com/Fu8EDwa.jpg I saw a guy on here that said some roshe runs were his grails What a sweet picture of... your dead dog. Especially when people get pissed when you call, for example, the outwardly-female-but-identifies-male a woman. Yes, because I can fucking tell looking from across a room that your sex is not your gender That was a weird movie. What is chipotle Not tall enough for an iPhone panorama background Kaeding missing 3 FGs in a row against the Jets. Mr. "most accurate kicker in NFL history" at the time. It's like God himself was a Jets fan that day Meatball and crap Yay! A crappy sketch again! Dude you're like a Mini-me winning all those awards like that. Dont bomb anything. im watching you. You know, all writing jokes aside, this is kind of inspiring. Not just the writing part, but the fact that someone can do so much in that amount of time. I'm not a writer, but it makes me question what I could *really* be doing with my time. What the hell could I possibly be accomplishing right now? Buy her a soul. Junior? on a hazmat? Ladybonersgonecuddly? Oui, c'est disponible depuis 1 ou 2 mois. 32$ / 750 ml ¯\_ _/¯ ^^^At ^^^the ^^^risk ^^^of ^^^sounding ^^^repetitive: ** ** It's me. He told me he fapped to a picture of me. Wow, too soon. 80+ deaths I find that almost everything that has ever existed has an incessantly annoying fanclub surrounding it. It's just that, with the advent of the internet, you get to find out that it's *not* just those guys down at your hobby shop who are complete assholes and play nothing but Blood Angel Space Marines or whatever. They're everywhere. They're in every hobby shop. They're the entire fandom of everything you love. Dat last panel... 2012 I did that with easy mac once and burned a hole in the plastic bowl. You can't have that type of power and be good. Done this about twice in my life. Why? Dem pants Nah, probably just a spider bit you and laid a bunch of baby spider hatchlings inside of your foot. Yahhhh isn't animal cruelty funny. It don't work. Trust me Instead of raising tons of money to make hardware, why not build the OS to simply be implemented on hardware that already exists. If you made it run on old iPhones that can no longer get OS updates, you could make a killing. I'm trying to sleep so I can go to work later right now. I closed my paid dropbox and skydrive account for my side business and moved it to a private home based server simply because I was tired of all that shit. Oddly, it now costs me less, and I have far more space. Ya, my rifle. I got rid of it. It's not that I'm anti gun, but I think there should be some compromise on the type of guns people have. And I concluded that the type of people who really enjoy guns, are the last people on earth who should should have them. Archers . . . *and* cavalry . . . What accent is that? I'm a bit critical of this. It's seems like a pipe dream. The first step would be a demonstration of an AI program that showed an ability to interact with you, while taking into account past interactions. Until I see that, I call BS. Nope, but I would push them to do something. It could be sports, its could be piano, it could be astronomy. What's important is that they get out there. Competitive sports is not for everybody. "Sniff my finger" "I’ve thus gone on the path of homosexuality. I have many boy friends." > I swear this was just on the front page. Can't we go one day without the circle jerk Don't worry, if I haven't seen it, I collect it Yea commiting adultery will hurt the feeling of muslims, thats why it is okay to kill them. What a wonderful world to live in eh? I'm more of a McNuggets kind of guy. Dipped in the curry sauce... way too good to be legal. Your on reddit generalizing about yourself Do you mean ? Speak for yourself, but I'm 35 and texting really isn't that prevalent, except for a younger guy in the office. Even then, it's kind of , what with being 7 ft tall and you spending all your time hunched over with your head between your knees. Reminds me of Is that a compositor running? Why would it drive you insane? It simply tells you what the time is. Hmmm, Well if it was that good, I may need to take a stab at this. I have to admit, my experience with asian food is typically what like ... sesame chicken? What the fuck dude. Too far From previous experience, I've never known a woman to prefer that look. Unless you're a body builder or a swimmer, it's just one place a man *should* have hair (like your armpits). While it is worth noting that it makes your member look bigger, it also makes it look... deformed TIL a works bomb is as powerful as a nuclear device. these nipples need belts....... Overpriced raw fish, that is hard to swalow which likely infected with salmonela Well she's had 2, on the way to 3, kids and she's only 21. That and 3 miscarriages from alcohol abuse makes for you getting snipped, brother-in-law Be real, he didn't make those himself; aaaaaaaand your sons name is thoroughly worthy. You thought Portal was dark and gritty. Oh and I read that whole wiki page and there was not one bit of advice on how to get rid of a methylmercaptan or a gasoline smell..... For those who don't speak Russian. It says "Wish you smiles, grandpa Mokar". If you read it backwards in Russian, you get "Раком дед ебет кобылу" which translates to "Grandpa fucks a horse doggie-style" there's no link?... This is the second time I've gotten 5 star ratings without people replying to my reddit post. username. Wait what the fuck I've seen this bot show up in several other threads.... Most useless bot ever I haven't even drawn my entry yet! "Stick a fork in wiener" B-but why were you logged out? We used to have a guy do this in our bathroom at work, never caught the fucker. We called him "The Mad Shitter". Fucker could have picked 13 other bathrooms but noooooooo, he had to fuck up ours Seems like every asshole I run into is from KT. Dufuq kind of comments did I just read. "..and so she just dug up the body just to snuggle with it - totally fucked up." This honestly feels like a bunch of Scientologists got together and decided to post online in support of Tom Cruise and at the order of their cult leader. It's kind of creepy. Looks like the scientologists are voting you down. You have angered xenu. We are stronk I do this to my secret girlfriend all the time. I get the exact same reaction. Indirectly, that would be congress. Sounds like the typical republican to me. Don't tell me how to live my life. Well that's not cool, I usually try to go up every year to seal hunt in beautiful Canada, the furs are amazingly soft and it's a fun sport. Why do people have to take jobs, and a market plus fun away from people?? I only do it for sport, but other people do it to pay bills, really I don't mess with you at your job.... Oh good grief that movie I haven't kept up with Fairy Tail, it's been months. I need to find out where I left off. Some weird filler episode with farting train robbers. I don't like cum in real life or in pictures. And I guess some guys just find it a compliment to tell you that they masturbate to you. Came to see picture of a chook following a bloke around, instead a random picture of an egg... "You can't say a black man raised his kids" I'm a server, but I'm finishing up my EMT class right now. Building with snow in the desert. Who said I didn't . 8===D 8===D 8===D "\" stop that uhhmmm... Son of a bitch! Well mariners Wait what, is the real QuickyBaby on this subreddit I sentence you to...do a IAMA on reddit...and you must answer every question, and cannot not stop until reddit is tired of you. You might be better off in jail, it will take less time. And why is there not rioting in the streets again? So you're basically stating that because a guy does crack, that any statement they give is irrelevant and they can never tell the truth or be a victim. Do you see how illogical your statement is. Shoot, if a girl wears skimpy clothing and is raped, she had it coming according to your line of logic. If she did crack on top of that, we'd have to shoo her off the steps of the police department and tell her to come back when she's been sober a year to see if she was telling the truth. I'm surprised no one called the cops on her and cheered her on Thanks, I work at it every day. I think I really, REALLY hate this guy. Oh god. I'm going from Denver, CO to Lancaster, PA on Amtrak in December. Two day trip. Naw, its too literal and over the top. I would say the best devil is Al Pacino in the Devils Advocate. He's relatable. Part of you is almost tempted to join him, yet he still reminds you everything you despise in our world system. "...took him into custody on charges ...unlawful possession of a firearm..." Yeah, I game with one of those guys. He's the Duskblade. He only cares about what's strongest. I told him about the Geomancer I'm going to make and he said "why? I mean it looks...fun but overall useless." Spoilers dude! wtf?! scientology's headquarters. :D &rarr; Fournier's Gangrene- affects men 10:1 vs women, eats away at the scrotum and rapidly ascends through the abdomen, and has 50% mortality rate. Pontine Infarct = Locked In Syndrome. It's a stroke that occurs in the pons in the brain. This still happens to me NOW! Don't you think that's a little racist? Mine are pretty bad as well. I told my dr I feel like I am going to pop. He said the only true remedy is to have the baby. ( ) There are still guards at sona reminds me of a time working in a bar, where we put vasaline on surfaces to fuck up coke users...one dude comes out and demands i phone the cops for destroying a whole load of his stuff, threatens to call my manager... Why would you feel the need to pass judgement on a stranger's choices? You're acting like shit and should feel like shit. But... there's nothing there... -*cue flat chest jokes*- "Have you spent more than three months in France between January 1, 1980 and December 31, 1996"? Hodor 8===D The dark will come in me?? I had sex with this girl on her period. Should have leftFansworth in he didn't give up a run ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ How come you've got Abec 11's on the other side? they can't be dyed that perfectly, can that? They didn't have video on the internet when I was 12. This place is starting to look like my facebook feed. AlienBlue ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Dafuq did I just read. Time traveler? He knew he would die? Wut? Gee I had no idea. what ** ** > What if i told you not only did some one write this, but it went on for 11 seasons Wtf that's actually a subreddit? We still are. Funnily enough, people actually use bricks, too. I'd love to have HBO go, but it's not availed on Brazil.... It's available, but it's impossible to login/subscribe..... Man this takes me back. Pinches flying chanclas of death. **C**lub **P**enguin.. Elmo isn't gay. And more players wanting them as well... What the fuck. You're free to donate whatever you want. (Unless you're gay and want to donate blood... ) ...your first day of HIGHSCHOOL? The jerk store called... They ran out of jerks! Childporn on Mari what It's very nice, but I think it's more unusual that the dog has one. That shit cuts the roof of your mouth. I'm just happy he's not fat. Name 1. No. Well I can be a good judge! But for now it shall wait because I just got off work and am going to try and nap. :) you can PM me progress pictures if you would like feedback How are you used to reddit when your account is only 50 minutes old? I'm going to be sick. Why do you think he was sworn in twice during both elections???! My parents are German and I got the spoon, too That shit scars you. I can never look at the utensils in Bed Bath and Beyond the same way. As a 15 year old boy, I take offends to that. Preeeety much ... I'm pretty clueless when it comes to mod's and all (also lazy), so i wont do anything . What kind of people do you hang out with? Literally? ^^^Well... ^^^thank ^^^you ^^^ I'm glad I'm not the only one with the original DS! My wife has the 3ds....... wait, so you're saying, that because that there isn't a country wide tax standard, individual stores can't add tax to their prices........... "Follow me sweetie, it's time to get your redwings." Any recipe could be altered for the sake of marijuanas I see the common denominator here. Your username I'm pretty sure alcoholics are rushing to find this limited release beer from one of the top craft brewery's in the country and then pay upwards of $10 for a single bottle that's 1 pint 6oz... ...3 month supply... I was all 'awww' right up until the dad said she needed to be on reality TV... . Kindle. Those nooks and their fancy distracting apps ( Kindle Fire doesn't count in this comment that's a tablet ) I do not approve. The Dutch confuse me, too. It's "the Netherlands", but it is pretty far North, and Holland is just one part of the Netherlands, yet their national football team is "Holland". So the Dutch from the Netherlands cheer for Holland, while people from Deutschland cheer for Germany dat ass fountain... You don't say! That's why I didn't say "you WILL have kids". This -> Lamps, not lanterns, is what they are Oh, you don't have these problems in the British Empire? Right. >108 HPD violations. I haven't read the ones people are saying he ripped it off from, but I disagree. Terry's even said he's never read those books (at least at the time of his writing). I mean, seriously, if you're going to look at it that way, Anne Rice is just a rip-off of Bram Stoker. Why would it bug him when he can just write and get karma? Foot massager that grabs your feet and locks them into place while simultaneously beating bruises into your calves. I hate that contraption "This one golden secret to losing fat in your prints just pay us to find out" Um I'm relatively well-traveled and Egypt is one of my favorite countries I've visited by far. I think you may be suffering from some sampling bias. I have been in a wheelchair since 8th grade, and I must tell you this is something I have had to do before. I went to Mexico in High School and there was no aisle chair available in the airport at all. I was forced to crawl to the bathroom during the flight, as well as crawl through the aisle going onto, and coming off of the plane where the Airline employees then lifted me back into my chair. So embarrassing, but there really wasn't another option. Even when I got to my seat coming on to the plane (which was one closer to the front since I had to crawl), this awful human being complained that they had given her seat away and demanded some kind of retribution. I think she got some sky miles out of it . Nothing was offered to me at all. I am glad he is going forward with this suit. Hopefully it will bring this issue into the limelight a little bit. People in wheelchairs have enough to go through when traveling, the last thing they need is to be subjected to the embarrassment and inconvenience of things like this. Exactly what kind of essence was in that pillow? Selfish? Really? Dang.. 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Weird is what makes life fun. So long as what they do, doesn't make me gag on the spot, I see little reason to complain. Oh so it's cool if you have to use 65 gallons to move it 10 feet because you're only moving it 10 feet? No, you are both simply misunderstanding the point. **ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ** >ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Still waiting for a checker this is taking way longer than it should. How does it feel to hoard a whole continent for australians only why wont my boyfriend go down on me?? I shower a couple times every week so cleaness isnt an issue.. ¯(°_o)/¯t(-_-t) Well, shit. If Jennifer Lawrence is over weight, then I am really in trouble... I'm pretty sure he is leashed. Which scared me more than the spandex. HAHAHAHAHAhAHHHAHA THIS IS SOOO FUCKING FUNNY! Seriously OP, just stop yeah, but then you're running memory over sata.... Good....Wood.... Then find a different spot... For *boys* and girls... 5ng per ml of blood, SUPER low... Loos like a different goat. So I'll say just a fetish Also legion and pigeon are pronounced the same, but different spellings. Ligion, pegion He has a look of disapproval “ Won't not .. It'd be great if Wtf did i just read ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ WOW Mormons are taking over xbox live now In middle school I had a girl come up to me and tell me she heard I was anorexic. Oh, this was during lunch, in the middle of me taking a big bite of greasy yummy pizza That's its penis, isn't it... Not really. Just don't throw the clothes like that... ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ We should get Michael Hastings to write an article on it...oh yeah....that's right... golden shower i have a lady who kisses my belly at least once a day when she sees me. Those are from back in 2011 dude........ Sparks rolled off the horseshoes. Holy fuck. Never saw that before. Every thread lately Or *laying*...the eggs I love how you teleported me away from all my stuff that is now unreachable in maze end inn, along with my sword you said you would get me but is still in spawn town. At least conceal the URL like I did... that's part of the baiting and outsmarting Not to mention "This.", "As a something-or-other...", or of course, " ". THESE ARE NOT MEANINGFUL COMMENTS. THEY DO NOT MAKE YOU LOOK COOL. STOP IT. Oh... *that* girl huh? This made me itchy as fuck. i shoot white sticky liquid out ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ The sad part is that I'd probably let him do that to my prostate... Sooooo, you shit yourself? This is not a confession but a preference. 7th grade, a rumor was spread that I fucked multiple people, but I didn't even have my first kiss yet. I got mine a couple weeks ago when they were selling online. I am stationed overseas and was about to pay from ebay to get one. Worst time to be stationed overseas and be a power rangers fan. Good news moving a back in December. The only thine I don't like is how uncomfortable it is in my left hand. I know accurate just uncomfortable. only he was Soon. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Wait. You installed Linux but don't know the answer? This kills the Xbox Which is precisely why I take all my financial and banking advice from mid-rating comedians on publicly funded TV Thanks for posting I haven't seen this for at least a week No doubt. I just found out that that was a real thing. I've went to school were elementary and regular school shared the same building and everything and someone managed to made it believable that I worked for Santa Claus. A group of maybe 4 or 5 first graders proceeded to follow me for the next week and wanted to know what they would get for christmas - so many fashion no-no's. Nice one, gtr06. Now I'll have that in my head all night long. I wish I lived in Ashland. I live in Rochester NY. Blech.. I can't believe you downvoted the /r/circlejerk post. Why don't you want us to get our may-mays back? Why is everyone so lazy it only takes like 30 seconds to make a new page Hopefully a pre 19 post and not pre 18 he got traded. Misread that as "I ran my first tough *murder* yesterday" I had no idea Seriously? iFunny? The war wasn't pointless, because it never happened You are dispicable That's it. It's decided. That person shall die. Tonight. ###** ** You have an increased chance of heart disease so you avoided cardiovascular exercise Makes sense, you can get it in supermarkets too. I've had a few others that tasted a bit out-there. I don't trust em ` ` You do realize you're going for poke _by_not_buying_attack_speed Doesn't want to get in a pissing contest, gets in a pissing contest. it's been over 4 days now i am still waiting Edit: 7 days ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ__ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ__ಠಠಠಠ_ಠ ಠ__ಠಠ_ಠಠಠ_ಠ ಠಠಠಠ_ಠ ಠ__ಠಠ_ಠಠಠ_ಠ ಠ__ಠಠ_ಠ ಠಠ ಠಠಠಠಠ_ಠ ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ__ಠಠ_ಠಠಠ_ಠ ಠಠಠಠಠಠಠ_ಠ ಠ__ಠಠ_ಠಠಠ_ಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠ_ಠ ಠ__ಠಠ_ಠಠಠಠಠ_ಠ ಠ__ಠಠ_ಠಠಠ_ಠ _ಠ ಠ__ಠಠ_ಠಠಠ_ಠ ಠಠಠ_ಠ ಠ__ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ__ಠಠ_ಠಠ _ಠ ಠ_help me Fox News viewers… scholarly pursuits… yeah, right. At first I thought you were on a rollercoaster Pull the fuck over every 3 hours and let the guy out. This is the same exact look I suspect the old pope had when he found stray children running through his yard. Doesn't sound rapey at all That was... uh. That was.. uh. Uh... hmm. ಠ_ಠ wat Pug's got some new competition. I think we all know how that went last time Wayne!,, /r/neckbeardporn ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ no Geeeee thanks for "taking a stand" and being so welcoming to an enthusiastic new cacher, "Tahns" who does not himself contribute "high quality content" to r/geocaching ever. Why do you have so much Quit clowning around Heh... good thing I've never done that then ... The fucking arrow on the FedEx delivery trucks Read previous comments. Oh god, I thought he meant he likes to stare at pretty girls. Boy was I wrong. What if mosquitoes WERE this big Proceeded to be "arrested" for having too much swag.... Whoah whoah whoah... did you just... call Karma... a he? My wife came home and showed me a photo she took today at that exact shop. When I told her I just saw it on Reddit, I got a . July 29th's my birthday... your girlfriends eyes reminded me of . . . Same could be said for you \ / you wana go bro By the gods... Asshole, piss hole, mouth, nostril a, nostril b, *what's the sixth hole?* Says the kid asking for my kik. ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) You have no idea how many times I hear that daily. Also from people that agree I look like her not sure how to feel. Been almost a year, 1/4 of the way there. > Well, you did just lecture me about what it's like to not be white. *11.95 liar A lady in the back was clapping Oh, we'll this is awkward. The area around Mount Rainier Not to say that women without big tits can't also be totally awesome. Looking at you insecure lady readers. Willing to part with any of them for $11 ? Haha Yellow snow is great! It builds your immunity! Reminds me of ** ** Ugh! I get cystic acne right in that spot too! Every few months and **bam** - one appears overnight I have never seen anything more accurate... I talk't to my mom and shes cool the only thing that worrys her is my cleaning lady Nice shoes. Its a person walking.... People use Siri? I can just imagine you, smoking the last cigarette in the pack, farmers cap on and cozy wool coat at the corner of some diner. You use your free hand to grab your phone, because you remembered you were waiting for a reply from some question you asked on Reddit. You open up AlienBlue and you see the orange rectangle you've been waiting for, so you tap it. One single piece of mail resides in your inbox. It's the post with the question, alright. Except the reply is "*Are you Warlizard from the Warlizard gaming forums?*". You take your phone and throw it at the street out of rage, where it meets contact with a passing box truck. The metallic scraps decorate the asphalt and you walk away, cigarette in mouth, pure angst in your eyes. You didn't choose this fate. You just wanted to browse Reddit. You never wanted to change that username, you thought it would stop. The mere thought of that question haunts you and circles around your head. It taunts you, it's wicked face rearing its head in the realm of your subconscious. One day, as you spend a day in that same street corner, eating a chili dog, a man stops and talks to you. "Are you-" he says but the words never quite make it out of his mouth. You tackle him to the ground and start clawing his eyes out. "I'M NOT FROM THE WARLIZARD GAMING FORUMS!" you desperately shout as you shake his limp body. He's able to mouth a few last words, which you barely hear "I was... j-just asking... are you going to fin-finish that chili dog". The realization of the truth hits you, and so does the wall. The white wall that now surrounds you, encloses you. In the institution they've put you in, you've felt that the walls wanted to harm you. They said you went crazy. When they tried to restrain you they said you screamed something about not being in a gaming forum or something. It's fine now, though. You have lots of time to draw. As you pick up the crayon, the only source of glorious, vibrant color, you just start drawing. Your hand almost has a mind of its own, just flowing to whatever it desires to create. When your hand decides its Picasso is done, you slowly look down at the paper. The only thing on it is a scrawled ' '. That is, until the tears fall down. Everything makes sense now, and you're sorry. Sorry for the phone. Sorry for the man. Sorry for the fact that you're not from the Warlizard gaming forums. I'm finding it really weird, how many people seem to think that Goodbye doesn't have a definition and instead seem to think goodbye is a definition for other phrases. This was how linkfixer got kicked out of subreddits Just pause it. You can play after dinner Mfw I saw the guy's name is Tony Tony: I presume his kids haven't left my lion king I & II dvd's with special commentary behind.. Texas is a pretty obese state too (No offence (\ ) "Little boys only please" And that Asian kids name was... **Jeff!?!?** Except for the first day where PraughX was a little too excited and I could hear him talking louder than the casters through the loud speakers I'd like to say though, that your customary response of ' ' every single time cracks me up no matter how many times I see it. I had posted this in another thread but ill say it here. I'm leaving, I made the decision last week to put in my resignation and intent to not return this week, and I'm moving back home to New Jersey. I have two degrees in History and Special Education, as well as my masters in Special Education, plus high qualification through Pennsylvania, plus perfect scores on my PSATS. Making $30000 and continuing to make $30000 for the foreseeable future is absolutely ridiculous. It's not as of cost of living in Fayetteville is any cheaper. I loved my time there, and ill miss Raleigh and the coastline, but how NC is treating teachers is absurd. I can get a better paying job substituting here. "2seconds ago" Gross.. Imagine all that gunk in the bottom of that massive beast **ಠ_ಠ srsly, stop downvoting people's opinions just cause they're debatable ** That's what she said. You Thanks, I'm eating ice cream I've _never_ seen this picture before. I'm sorry I didn't look through your post history like some kind of stalker. I'm sure you wake up every day thanking FSM that lupin86 made you famous. Now your forums will really take off What a surprise this is the top comment I read that as fresh *bleeding*. Whenever safes are actually opened A prosecutor is expected to use their discretion in choosing which cases to prosecute. Very few people are sick enough to want innocent people in prison to "pad their numbers", or whatever. There are problems with the justice system, yes. But comic book villains cackling in the shadows as they sentence random people isn't one of them. ಠ_ಠ You never go full retard.... Det er aldrig i orden at bruge vold, uanset din titel. Politiet bør være professionelle og følge den lovgivning de selv håndhæver, men når det så er sagt så filmer han da vidst også med det ene formål at pisse dem af ..det eneste han opnår med den slags aktioner er at der kommer en stramning af lovgivningen, vedr. at den enkelte borger ikke må forstyrre politiets arbejde. Do not search google images for this man How much comment karma do you have just from saying " "? Apparently he wasn't *that* anonymous if you knew about it... unless you're with the NSA... Exactly! Just a 5 minutes of totally amazing and destructive *nudging* That question is your punishment for dying your hair blue. "Fizzer" Like jumping on a bed and saying they're having sex Something tells me I'll be reading an article in the news about you someday The DA's office said that the sheriff's "heart was in the right place". I'm at work! Got a flight from Shannon, Ireland about to come in and it's MY lucky day to go grab the luggage off of it! Oh boy! I saw the video '... *that's irrelevant*' ' That was my first thought too...First World Problems anyone? There's nothing to do in Madrid ^come-fucking-on!!! Fools. Not much with you, either, OP... I don't know why.... But I don't like you. Which one? daaAA**AAAAAAMMMMNNN** Deserved. We putting filters on screenshots of maps now? i have a lvl 9 th now (I rushed it ) Do you know what league you were in? What's the point of a winner if they both suck? What does your reply have anything to do with my response? You asked why I would look forward to seeing another persons suffering, and my response was that I wanted to see what negative veins looked like, not be "excited for another persons suffering", which is ridiculous. "In seven minutes, maybe" memebot Carl Sagan Bill nye [10] so brave upron le euphoric gem spoderman My face when huehuehue Lenny upboat thank you fedora all the things Op is a faggot 420 blaze it Hl3 confirmed Ron Paul thanjs obama may-may over 9000 three fiddy C-c-c-combo breaker inb4 and my axe hnnnnnnggggg Chuck testa /u/GodOfAtheism [+3] /u/linkfixerbot I came so fetch Y U NO do not want Milhouse is not a meme Nailed it But then I took a arrow to the knee candlejack papa johns KONY 2012 Keep calm and carry on Lock Ness Monster Edgy le ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Fedora Upron Spoderman mfw euphoric memebot huehuehue le meme upboat le facebook gem carl sagan dolan Funny enough, along they way, they had me document what I had to do to get access to everything, "just in case" they needed to hire someone else. ¿ ? Somethingsomething . ** ** "Can I ask you a question?"......You just did.... you didn't say you were just starting your degree this september, but even then... M is not for Metal Gear? The US I don't know if I wanna use an enema, I want it to be natural if that not to weird. They missed the part where he was armed Si hasta se nota en sus letras. El Noa Noa es su calabozo sexual de torturas, y la canción es para convencer a jóvenes inocentes de ir ahí con él. Instead of his old turtle village, he has a spider village... "We gotta sell our bodies" Seriously? "Mermaid_raper"!? Michael Turner? Obama != Barack Obama, too. Someone's been lying. Yup! I know that feel! I splurged on naked ages ago way before I even joined reddit and when I found this sub I was like yay! At least ONE thing that I got right :) it has a special place in my heart ever since, I even brush the case with sticky brush (the anti hair pet peel away thing) and it makes it look like new again :D I am too OCD about my makeup stuff Wait a minute, I do this too I do some bookkeeping for work, and the worst I've ever seen is a check a woman wrote to our organization for "fifthy-three dollors." You claim to be a historian, why did you convert to Islam, even after all the sexism and violence found in the koran. Not to mention Mohamed's inclination for marrying prepubescent children. Why do *you*? I'm sorry, but a made up world of fantasy, linking with the real world. How is this any different from a religion? This means fuck all until he starts making changes to the church. Until that happens, he's nothing more than a mascot placating the people. ლ( ლ) all i want is some gold. come on man. wtf. ಥ_ಥ Clicked the link thinking it was an actual subreddit giving me something to do for the rest of the day damn you I still meant using it on her hair, not mine. That would just be weird Sounds like Karma Conspiracy Why did I click this? I feel there should have been a food warning! Now you must share! I thought this was an after effect of the drug Krocodile.. Now if he can just stop pandering to big corporations at the expense of our environment, pandering to Quebec as a special class and selling out of privacy to the Americans, I might get on board with him. Surprisingly, not the only Aidsbaby here. I am disappoint.ಠ_ಠ Is it this one? If only you could have recorded that and played it to his wife. Chick-filet has very low quality chicken sandwiches. that Kass silence damage at the end ...Rhianna You tried to fuck your cat. That was disturbing . \ / "Video removed my the user." That's hawt Wow, it's amazing how instead of having a conversation, you deflect it like its a personal attack. You're not a jackass at all. Oh god at first I read that as continental queef. There was an accident in our neighborhood a few weeks ago, a woman got rear-ended when she stopped at a red light before turning right. I'm not even kidding, the guy told the police "I didn't think she was going to stop." Not Batista??? OMG IT'S BATISTA.... Not sure if means "shell" and is foreign, or means "hole" and is creeper Played the computer on Hall of Fame and he shot 14-17 on me. I'm on the toilet right now I don't k.łenow if this was a sign of future things to come, or just weird luck, but in prescjhoojl, I wanted to go in the play house, and thus little girl shouts "there's no room! And bitch slapped me. Like, hard. I remember the teacher holding me as I cried, and my mom dropping me off,early after that so I could stake out a spot in the playhouse. It was like I was doomed to be picked on from 4 years old. To this day I can still see crowd of kids sitting in there, and the little blond bitch that slapped me, the sneer on her face..e..mwwppw k ** ** It's just steal shit the game ( ) ( )ノ-■-■ Why put a tracking device on this guy? I feel like we are missing some infos here. Not that I don't think the customs can be a bit extreme at times but a tracking device? Really? Hum. And a Nigerian demanding 100 millions in damages sound like the usual scam, no? It so cute it reminds me of a giant marshmallow, urnrnrnnrnr. I have made an ungodly noise. My ex-girlfriend used to use socks. It almost seems like Eurovision is trying to cast a large need to increase their viewership and profability A vart Not when you're a blonde-haired, relatively light-skinned girl and the 6 freak nip hairs are thick and black. Are you asking me if I'm retarded? Thanks... I had almost forgotten that song didn't exist. Pour in the same amount of liquid as you would for a no ice BTL. Now shake it with ice and put it in a venti cup for me. Otherwise known as a venti BTL. Number 13 is the worst one... That pic of Lil Wayne Unaccept. Massacre ^^^ლ( ლ) the babies look like they could be from dead space... You take off your bra? I never do, except in the shower... Am I supposed to? Fondue. Case closed. I think I see what you did there Even the Japanese? They literally have a suicide forest in Japan. Perhaps he can take the place of one of the kids that committed suicide because of people like him. Oh wait, he can't. This man should be in prison for fraud. :O BUG PORN! where is the NSFW tag Spent 3 years entertaining the little shits at Disney, that was enough. You lost almost a full me. I'm not very tall...or fat. I went to work for Disney as an entertainer for 3 years. They let you keep the bit of brain they remove to make room for the recall chip. That tag tho Its clearly just a foot glove. My gf said the other day when the subject of terrible movies came up, that Eragon the movie was an okay movie. I just 'd at her the whole time. Recently her book series, Beautiful creatures got a shitty movie. I told her to multiply her hate by 10, and you have Eragon. It is not heavily implied in the game at all have you even played X-2. I'm beginning to think you haven't if you think it is a heavily implied point in the game. Man... I can't wait to wear this while I do yoga on a surfboard. that's one risky click i'm not gonna take After reading that, I literally did this: ITT: ( ) Do you have bones in the US > Almost half the chicks taken it up the ass? > OH, I have a great idea, how about I "throw" 185 grains of jacketed hollowpoint ammunition at about 900 feet per second into his chest, repeatedly? Only as a last resort in order to protect my life and the life of those in the area, of course. Why is it intimidating? The answer above wasn't good enough for me/curiousity not satisfied. Do girls seriously pee a little somtimes whilst being eaten out? Do you SERIOUSLY worry about hair? need to know dammot...get out of here hippo...I thought I left you at home... ლ( ლ) and of course ticketmaster doesn't accept my AHA id twitch..... I can't believe I had to scroll so far down to see this. Reddit, you've changed. You stop right there 5gb steam update [ ](/i.imgur.com/nEWCyt1.png) Troy is a fucking piece of shit. He's all fucking talk, as has been stated. Whenever someone makes a good point he completely dismisses it with "that's not even what were talking about" or "yeah, well". He does the exact same shit as fucking Danny did. Won't miss the fucking hipster douche once he's gone. Somehow I had a feeling that she's one of those girls justifying the fact that she's a mother at such a young age . Good thing that is a jade boulder found in Canada, or so says the post on close to the front page I believe it's pronounce Svedish, but then again, you should know that... Wat >There are a bunch of people in this thread saying a 400 pound lift isn't impressive I just wanted to point out that he has no nipples... That sent me down a rabbit hole I never want to go down again. You may have just ruined vaginas for me. Always in light coloured trousers wat? Kind of like googles patented search algorithms should all be voided? I mean, they really didnt invent looking for stuff. Sneaky lil Koreans I was just Rick Rolled! Damnit! No Oh I guess I wasn't the only one, that walking pound of bacon Agnes sold me a painting. Went to donate and it was a forge....and I liked her too ლ( ლ) And this is why I don't feel even slightly guilty when I pirate movies. What they fail to talk about is that they are already compensated through a tax on blank media in Canada, and a judge has already stated they cannot be compensated on a user level. Greedy fucks. Maybe because you're referring to them as "females"... It will give yeast AND UTIs... I learned the hard way. Of the ripe old age of 3000. "It has a spring-loaded post.. like the RSST" Screenshot of a photo. Collision Damage Waiver? Are the other two insurance related as well? I actually just rented a car for the first time and am now hearing the "insurance" that I paid extra for is normally covered by your regular car insurance . It's like you didn't even read the requirement ~ ~ I think it's random. I got one today, and I have VIB Rouge. ( ) Personally, I've gotton slightly annoyed with Apple's product release cycles recently. It's taking ages for the Haswell MBP to get released. Also, I'd love to purchase a Retina MBP (also, preferrably Haswell), but there's no option for a matte screen Treat others how you want to be. Go ahead then, tear off his jaw A weekend free of electronics, so that they could enjoy the outdoors ... hmm... in Australia? Then why are you playing on 1024x768? my ex used to do this every time, and it would annoy me because he would almost always lose...leaving a lovely yellow hue to the water all the time Why are his pants & underwear so low that you can see his bushline... I had our highest tier tank, a TD and a super Pershing go AFK from the start of a game today and then every single tank went to one flank. Wait.. what the fuck did I just watch? When you're playing as Godzilla, you want to destroy buildings and shit don't you? But the buildings in the game are already destroyed. I should probably use two hands. Catch ya later Jesus, you call this thread empty? You have 286 games installed True. Same exact thing here ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ The problem is that iTunes and a whole slew of other American sources still call it 'season.' Yes, it's Series 3, not Season 3. Cut people a break here. Yeesh. ಠ_ಠ don't lie to us I'll give a clue, it has to do with the 3 sea shells. 17k + biggest Tuesday night crowd Stop trying to make whoosh happen. It's not going to happen. Stalking overview much? *Hey guys check this one out!* ... 11:23 But if someone tries that on this page it will bring them right to this spoiler Oh what a cheater. Anyone can do that then... ( ) "between work and going out with my friends for cocktails, I don't have the time to watch her" Im rank 22 at 32 hours. Idk if im way ahead of you or what > ლ( ლ) But it would have been more if he swallowed 2 and spat out 5. When people complain to me about having to wear glasses to watch things in 3D. I already have glasses on and even with the 3D glasses I do not notice either's existence. Maybe OP just needs smaller glasses, because I have no idea how someone could have a problem with them, unless of course they have a problem with 3D and not just the glasses. You planned all this while in kindergarten.... I can only imagine the cruel things you could plan now if someone was to steal your candy corn in this day and age... You say this like you speak from experience. Sometimes I just have to cringe at the obvious things they miss in this series What is the current state of the shoebox ) ( One time this kid read about unicorns and wanted to become one. He searched the house and found a horn in his mother's room and put it on his head. His horn was buzzing Be careful what you say on here Wen Jia Bao...just because you're no longer premier doesn't mean... That's not a copilot, that's your IP. I read this as "So that's how you met *your* mother" ლ( ლ) Sasuke protected Naruto again Pull out a camera and record. Because I kept making jokes when we did it. She said it was like trying to have sex with Roger Rabbit. In my defense, she did technically laugh at them. That was the joke Say "aboot" She put her dick in your mouth? Wtf? Get off your high horse and link me to real dubstep? Hmmmm.. You seem to know too much about this Jesus chillax, you'll give yourself an aneurysm I told this joke to my friend a few months ago. She responded (completely seriously) "Oh, that's too bad." At least he's wearing plenty of protective gear All right, now you guys are just picking these puppy dogs up and placing them in your dirty underwear for karma you see the look on their face? "dad..? what am I doing here..?" ..... ? We are not talking about the NSA . We are talking about a dude who can't delete his Internet history from his parents(very likely) computer. ..... Crazy ass neighbours... ლ( ლ) You're blabbering about things you obviously don't understand. That's what the is referencing. (ಠ_ಠ) PARTY HARD ( ) ☕ ლ( ლ) Thats a firebird Castilian IS Spanish...and isn't English implied?? Chocolate ** ** NOPE Tell that to your governor and politicians Why... You seriously just compared an online videogame to the holocaust Usually? Does...does this happen a lot? [](/ddwut) why do i have to get up off the couch to touch my apple tv with my idevice? G-cup manboobs... NOPE Hmmm...I wear a Variant and am neither of the above Agreed! I bought a Wahl set from WalMart ( ) for $15 expecting it to last a few months. That was three years ago. Also works great on my beard! But there are so many single parents or kids without even one Stop being a jerk, /u/AnalSavagery ( ). until your feet get sweaty in them THAT's your favourite scene from the show? Really? I mean Im not gunna argue that. But I feel wolves in captivity is kind of a lame way to be wrong lol. There's no polar bears in Colorado either. Oh wait your not right! They have some at the zoo That makes no sense tbh. So if people are able to give fake money to teams then it is fair? what the actual fuck. ...why? Then why did you watch both seasons.. The Ritz in Jax Beach. Worst bar staff I've ever dealt with, and yet, it's always packed. Last time I went there I was playing pool and walked about 12 feet to the bar to take a shot. Me and my buddies all had full beers, there was a full pack of cigs on the table, and one of my friends had his jacket laid over a chair at our table. Came back about 3 minutes later, all the beers were gone, as were the cigs, and my friends jacket was laying over the rim of the fucking trash can. Didn't read that part The only thing that could make this better is if you were shot in the arm or something 4 years ago. Unless that's the case.... If so, thats fucking amazing. Truth. I would have bitched that motherfucker out until he hung up, and then gone down there to yell more - and probably would have gotten arrested. It's because of this reason that I cringe when I hear someone say that they're going to, or already are, homeschooling their children. As a psych major it just makes me want to poke them in the temple and tell them to make sure they let them out of the house once in awhile and actually think for themselves. Of course, my opinion could be biased on the fact that I live in the bible belt and the majority of parents that homeschool around here are paranoid Christians that believe completely secluding their children from "worldy" (as they call it) things will somehow make them better people. No, it'll just give them a cornucopia of complexes to deal with later in life. My mom tried this with me when I was going into my sophmore year (I had gone to public school, same school, leading up to this and she just made this impulsive decision) and it was horrible. She tried to keep me from ever leaving the house or having contact with anyone (ANYONE. She would lock the phone in a suitcase ) all because she believed the world was having a negative effect on me. Homeschooling didn't work, she didn't really know what she was doing, and it all ended up with her putting me in a girls home, for no reason, and I had to get caught up with school there. It completely fucked me. I had to do 3 years of school in 11 months because that was my only choice besides a getting a GED. Not that I'm saying homeschooling did that... I'm just bitter I guess. That unicorn looks like he's being violated from behind... I just freaking bought studio like a week ago for 100$ In the loss column you did. I know, It was a *joke* They show Professor Umbridge but call her Professor Sprout. > ‎ peas Ford was elected ... Election is clearly broken when the candidate you voted for turns out to be a goof You don't want him to become one of THOSE types. People like him should be outlawed. What kind of monster tries to match a pink dress with yellow boots. > Who's scruffy lookin'? She is a little young to be deployed, but its nice that her father picked her up at the airport. The sad thing is, I know. I just keep..getting...it..wrong! They are not shorts, her vagina went from blow to suck. Sure he does. Look at all the joy he was taking when he was spitting off his hotel balcony onto his own fans. 403 I was once hired to entertain at a huge bachelorette party wearing a teddy bear suit. I never had to even take the suit off, but I have never been more violated my entire life. I learned that when middle aged women are drunk and single, they can be very dangerous. ┬─┬ ノ( ノ) Hodor. Yeah, that part right by the river? That's actually St. Louis city So silent, you can almost hear the sound of the rural people abusing their gay children. > Nope. For me, an apology is not just saying sorry, it's taking steps to at least attempting to compensate. ಠ_ಠ..that is...horrifying...I don't know what to say...I just.. So essentially yes, that is what happens. LIES!!! no "more inside" Of the three big browsers, I find chrome to be the worst. Too many weird bugs. For example, currently I can get google play music to work on IE and Firefox but not Chrome. @ 2:00 I lol'd. I swear so often I think some of us ladies are thinking that... and seriously... What did I miss This is terrifying. The epidural is to HELP giving birth not suck as much, though sometimes it makes it worse. Making me rethink wanting an epidural when I have kids. In 26 days How does it feel to be back on that LoL Swag!?? No, he was diagnosed with a mental illness in his teen years, and I had to move on for my own sanity. I was trying to forget that that exists. Hahaha, so funny... So... Funny... The thing that really stood out for me is the fact that they claim 67k for a "Minor Procedure" Oh come on, everyone pirates stuff. I knew something like this would happen if I posted the source I wonder which pizza chain allows their drivers to deliver pizza wearing a singlet......... Op is a faggot and fake /r/random brought me here. They do this is Philly all the time, when I was a freshman I thought these dudes were insane but after a few years the novelty died down because I would constantly see the same guys doing it over and over again on Market Street. Cool guys So... people apparently need to be trained to know not to sexually harass someone... I have way too many answers    Haha I never noticed that. Why were you looking... Library. There are two r's. also, frustrated. Again. There are two r's. you aren't fustrated and the liberry. There have been some close ones. We nearly beat you in Morgantown a few years back when you were ranked. I think it was like 24-21. Then there was the year you dropped 80 on us, as well as 2007 when we had just knocked off #2 USF and then you drilled us 31-3. I STILL HAVEN'T FORGIVEN YOU FOR 2006. 41-39 in triple fucking overtime to deny us our first BCS bid and a chance at an 11-1 regular season. I really thought we had you in 2011. It was 31-21 at halftime and it was a blizzard. It would have been the year to end the streak. Then you all held us scoreless in the second half and dropped another 20 and won 41-31. TIL my job is not in the real world. I have seen my coworker fuck up time and time again. And yet...he's still here. How is the minor procedure more expensive than the major one?! Wtf. ლ( ლ) I posted the original post and I got the same email today. I also noticed that the price of the 52s went up vs what we originally paid (or were going to pay) I pulled them out of my ass like most marks. I know nothing. CAN WE PLEASE SWITCH LIVES NOW Lmfao omg fat jokes so funny. That's not something you ask about a small child They advertise it on the in-game radio as a way to catch pedophiles. You sick, sick fucks. The sad thing is that the Pharmacy Services was probably for two Tylenol... What hole...? The wall outlet seems to be smiling. I wonder what it thinks is so funny. ** ** Thanks man! I've been living under a rock since around '93, so I had no idea. B-But we're both guys You're the only 3D artist that I've seen say "CGI" and not "CG." I think you raped someone... shot down a guy twice in Yer-2s. saw he spawned in a third and jokingly asked him how many he had in his line up. he had 6 Just because I wear hearing aids doesn't mean I can't read, asshole Oh man that made me chuckle Surrrrrre. An intricate dance while puffing out your feathers. You lie, I know for a fact you are a platypus. TIL pitbulls are not just violent but rapists too! The very closest one is dented on top.. I clicked that link by accident. That damn picture. It pulled up a small image... I tried clicking away, accidentally hit the pic. It zoomed. Freaked out, tried clicking away again.. Computer lagged, accidentally made the pic full screen. The computer froze for a good 20 seconds with that damn face just staring at me... It was just released in China. Ok you win I'm sorry am I speaking **English** wrong? What your like not even four how can you use the internet Photo five... So this is the Spam of the Day now......wait, that doesn't taste like spa- Yeah definitely can't dance at all..... **Nothing special** In America you have your freedom of speech, religion, and etc. but although I can't think of any laws relating to it, the denial of service is seen as a dick move unless it has good reason like, "I'm not going to sell you more booze drunk man, you are a danger to yourself." I just imagine the scenario being so awkward. "Yeah I wanna buy this stat wrap" "No I don't want to sell it to you." "ಠ_ಠ..." "-_-..." " ..." "-_-..." "Okay then (dickhead), have a nice day." This is a TF2 RP blog Strangely enough I'd rather be called 'he' since.. I am a male Google ads are based off of your browsing history Cockta Government workers must get a lot of therapy . ... and saftey doesn't apply for cities? i actually only get this problem in firefox Pawns *him* off? is that legal? Gas prices? And then there are the three fuckers that keep walking What the actual fuck? I don't even... Holy shit. As someone who takes a dude to every game who has had season tickets since before WWII ...... like, 36$ for an ice chip holder? Spartan high school style was the last one I physically cringed at. . . Until now Sorry, does that URL say "white news now" I guess giving thanks is frowned upon Assignments started rolling out day before yesterday. Only thing that sucks is I am mil to mil and get ours last. It's amazing how many people don't even try to look up their pet's spell book because they think it's all on the pet bar. And dem nips in pic 3 Nope Because you are under 18? \( )/ I dunno? Oh look, the racial jokers are out... those comments. Guess that depends on how mainstream the porn is Okay you got me, I'm an alcoholic and I need help. Doesn't jijispeak literally mean penis-speak? Those are tree trunks So what you're saying is that you condone wearing fedoras... She compared one African-American to another? Dear God the audacity of this racist. Yes and there aren't enough s in the world omg that Death Fire Helm I have been done like that. Got a call to come in and fill out my w-2 but when she saw me it was *"Oh no, I didn't say that by your resume you are not qualified for this position..."* That's usually why I want to shake the hell out of people who say *"there is no more racism you have a black president"* Best and biggest zombies in the world!!! Portal to another universe... "exsist" I think it may just be a glitch on your end.. I'll be the 3rd person to confirm that I still hey the "swoosh" when sending a text. Just like the music video. She's so weird in it but that's what intrigued me Have a few positions. Most located near Chicago but I have a few positions near Detroit and some in Indiana or Wisconsin in random areas, hence the vagueness. I apologise for not realizing that is not evident, and would rather not want to mess with a dino massacre. pre crime is here! YaY!! screenshot with phone... Hey 'Murika is empire, empire is never wrong, right? right? I have a friend that will not get ready until you are there. I've called ahead saying I'm outside and what I got was, where? I don't see you. Hairy Snake . You played katawa shoujo? So... noone mentioned Tetris yet? Really? Oh jeez, that was difficult to watch... Well thanks Destin for making me sleep better....NOT Hitchhiking the top comment cause this shit about FaceBbook pisses me off!: Http://i.imgur.com/w3NDqGc.jpg Oh look another Jennifer Lawrence post So sexy, wedding band tan line I still like salt better although that is ... pretty good too The man who changed the culture of a club, gave it its best years of trophies and players, created a super stadium to help us compete in years to come, made us a global brand, got us in the CL and kept us there for 15 years, plus many, many other things... Is running us into the ground? Have some respect son. heels on the furniture First pitch pretty sure that the Adirondack Mountains in upstate NY won't be underwater ლ( ლ) What about "Does anyone have any heads for sale?" immediately followed by "Sure, kill me, I'll *give you my head*" Yeah it was pitlock's fault you lost the key Are these things actually good? And isn't a bite like, 800 calories?? Molest children and side with molesters, fire and discriminate against people, sure, you sound responsible enough to teach children. ヽ༼⌐ ༽ﾉc==3 If I had a million to drop, I would not touch Vancouver. The market is far too inflated due to greedy and corrupt real estate practices. It's not even a supply and demand market any more. I've seen some stats that show its actually about 38 thousand if you actually account for all the working poor. But no one really needs Gatorade anyways... Read and start a blog. It's too bad their product still sucks. Duuuude. Just, ......dude..... Wow only redditing for a year!!!! Congrats, i'm a little under a year and I just passed the 100 mark. Shit It's not out yet Lol it's the way of the world. I work for a auto supplier and would never dream of bashing any of our customers even outside of work... I love all the cars It's nice to see Adrian Brody getting out more. Really? I used to work on a rig like the one in the background. I'm sad drilling is happening so close to the beach... Feel the rugburn . Scariest injury would be breaking my neck during a track day event in my miata( I didn't have a HANS device) didn't find out til a few months later when I had crazy arm pains and lost strength in my hand. They found tons of calcium deposits that indicated fractures on my c3 and c4 vertebrae. Apparently when I went for X-rays after the wreck they didn't catch any of the fractures. Carve your name into their forearm. Picard + flute = I like to mount them in full view of the pack to display dominance. Overlord Malzahar wants a word with you How is this promoting deepness? If anything she is impeding it. This should be titled " impeding deepness". Chumleigh's...what a store. Personally my first and last experience with them was horrible! While coming back from Quebec with my classmates, we stopped for a bit and I ran into this store seeing an nes on their store sign. This store was crap, had cardboard boxes in half the store and the 2 girls at the register/behind the counter looked like they had no clue what they were doing and didn't even greet me. The store had hardly any selection. They didn't even have nes games!!! Sorry for the rant just my opinion on the store Just couldn't resist, could you I keep getting an error code. I'm gonna try once more if not im screwed YOU! You are one of them Yeah, the /r/art mods are nazis. ** "TM"** You should have some fun with this, let him loose at a mall with a walker. Except he was neither a spy, or in the White House. When people on Facebook send game invites and like commercial products. At gunpoint. Charlene Yi. It's so that couples can hold hands. My great uncle. He left Germany as a Jew in hiding during ww2, then preceded to return as a test pilot and bomber pilot for the allied forced. Nobody believed half the shit he said except me. When he died, He rewarded me with a trunk of all his old stuff, including a photo album of every failed test crash he documented, his flying logs which were suppose to be handed into the military and some 8mm film I have yet to view. It's not his fault that he was raised by Ferengi. Zim. Stop using google for everything, try duckduckgo. And drop cloud services. We reward greed and backhanded behavior. I want to have my mind put into a robot. Nope, it makes you more stupid. Depends on what it is. Calling in sick for work this morning It's a warning of what he plans on doing to your leg if the day ever comes that he doesn't have a bone to chew on. [ ] [ ] Yeah, I couldn't find any other videos that are pre-op. Sorry bro ヽ༼ ༽ﾉ What thumb..? Thanks for ruining apples. It was a hard post to write when basically I'm asking for someone to draw my "decision-maker" These comments... Http://i.imgur.com/zHaRILJ.jpg Now I feel awful for only playing on prince, seeing as I also started during the summer sale I stand by my statement. No, because I don't use it. No, I didn't. People breeding out of control like cockroaches. That...actually happened. Oh god, hi five, so much neon coloured bras of mine got confiscated It would be like the 80s. They confiscated the bra you wore to school, in school? That never works. I'm willing to try that. That they were horrid parents. They can't even take care of plants. Disney stuff always seems to go up in value. I bought a statue for 60 bucks, sold it for 800, 3 years later. I have a stuffed bear that I have kind of had since I was a kid. Depends on if you have money and what your interests are. I'm color blind... I didn't even know there were two different ducks. I took a gander at Ulster Banks computers a while back. They still run Windows 98. How does that make you feel? Or anyone with an Ulster Bank account, for that matter? Yeah. You'd have thought they'd have gotten bored and given up looking for their daughter by now. Who care? Stop being a pedantrist. I think you are confusing me with someone else. Hey....... Eating smegma butter... This card right here is the reason this was invented. It's the way he looks so... triumphant. Dick deep in her Are those STALKER patches? Holy fuck, there were coincidental noises near me Its 10:55 here in New York...ugh My Re-Tail has had its prices under 40 bells all week. I need to sell before they become a waste. I got the opportunity yesterday but then got an error code and couldn't sell Weird. Someone downvoted you for thanking me. I got you back to 1 Dude it's from the old el paso ad. That used to air here all the time. Go inside more Hmmm...seems even messier that way... .... Are you following me? Sooo was everyone way to drunk to tell the difference, or were they to oblivious as to what it should taste like!!??! If it was a person that even had a little wits about them, they'd realize at least it is not what it said it was.... They serve $35 dollar drinks!!!!??! Whoa.. Steer clear. Is this a bad strategy? Ah, yes... that B/S incest story. Despite the context of that scene, that's surprisingly unnerving. dat corpse bride tattoo... Dates at lunchtime? 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I just looked at her like this and said "why don't you tell me again why you don't like him"? She was not happy. iPad usage Or it's the Yakub Melonoma and UV spike that causes these crimes. Sweet jesus. I certainly hope they threw up on the bathroom tile and not on carpet What about for nonchristians [TEST POST PLEASE UPVOTE ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ‎](###) [edit: ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ](#b2)[ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ](#r2) Good luck I once chopped wood in adult footed pajamas. yea..sounds like a great idea... TWO different things actually. Oh wait, you're that same guy from earlier. Arsenal and Galaxy? As a Rapids and Spurs fan... you...rendered...a...jpeg... Love how people turn Vine videos into gifs to get to the front page.. Gross Yeah, it's hard for people to take you seriously when you recommend a show called "Teen Wolf" to them. Oh my. I am sorry for you and I wish I had some advice. I'm actually just here to comment on you saying you can see your ovaries when you bend backwards..... Whuuuut? I believe you but I'm in shock! I didn't even know that was a thing >mfw I know this feel ‎ Honestly, this reads like an advertisement. ಠ_ಠ...ლ( ლ)Why didn't i think of this before!!! Mother of the year right there Who are you and where is Bob. 8 ** ** All schools have things like this, really. They are entertaining to read just because of the sheer craziness of it all, but not a really accurate account of the school Who the hell thought it was a good idea to put this on youtube I went to "Virgin Anal Drilling" We didn't film it Fun fact: is a valid javascript variable name... Oh dear. Oh god, that hood. I hope you have the original. I don't know, but her. What Reddit are you looking at? 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WHY DID I WATCH THAT TWICE Well it could be a great idea BUT you have to check if the timing is right to invest on bitcoin mining. There is an estimate of 100% of the current hashrate floating between ASICMINER factory in China and customers. The ROI could be never met at this trend because everyone wants a piece of the bitcoin pie. Or you have to use the biggest guns (at this point it's more like nukes than guns) and be able to sustain 5 TH/s to break free of the always increasing difficulty of the bicoin network. As a personnal note, I am really impressed you guys did so much work. I will probably start my third wave of investment starting october, and you are on my number one spot for litecoin mining. Your stats are amazing, and it seems that you are down to earth (I am looking at you ciphermine ). HOW IS THE SCHOOL ABLE TO VIEW THEIR FACEBOOKS?? you masturbated to her didn't you ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) Ladies, lower your orgasm ノ( ノ) Show children porn under a fake name..... Impossible. My noodle is long and straight. Thankfully his pants didn't glitch out too i don't get this sick obsession with hairless skin at all. makes me go And under PACE Section 1 a constable may only direct you as such within the reasoning's of that particular law, ie, a reasonable suspicion of a crime has been committed or is taking place or as otherwise directed by an police inspector. I know this is reddit but are you really going to tell me my job and the regulatory law I have to spout daily? I feel like an idiot. I saw that symbol but just had no idea what it meant thus chose to ignore it. And anyone who does provide a source provides a Wikipedia link What's happening? Just out ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ > Laqueefa. To the back of the head - very epic indeed Yes, im sure he was serious, people are to jaded for jokes on Reddit You can if you've already post-stalked her Did you just copy and paste this from that other thread the other day? the one about the creepiest stuff you've seen on the Internet? ... Pre-built rides..? Well, I did I seriously never understood what's hard about them. I remember a day about ten years ago when I sat around wondering about statue of limitations, went over some numbers and proudly announced to my wife "Holy shit, I think the statue of limitations has run out on everything that carries actual prison time in all the appropriate jurisdictions! - What did you do then? - Umm.. nothing like bad. I mean sometimes kinda bad but not bad-bad.. Nothing you'd disapprove.. ok maybe a bit, but not like.. Why did I say that out loud?". username. ‎ I'm in this course now with my fiancé. It was a requirement to complete in order to have the marriage recognized by the Catholic Church. It is called "Gods Plan For a Joy Filled Marriage", it's a 9am-4pm seminar type deal. We are having a lunch break now and I really don't want to be here any more :/ Just over 3 hours to go. You've been on reddit for over a year and your comment karma is -3. What the fuck? Duck soup Got her off, did they now? Ok I googled it ..... Farming them right while I was watching would have been a very " " moment. I feel sorry for the first poster. 4 Karma and a funny title while this asshole has a retarded titled repost and gets all the karma. Why did I click that A mí a veces Hats. I have no hats. ლ( ლ) Haha...I cover my bong with it when its in the closet. I am not sharing any of the vegetables I grow with you. Is this a trick? I don't see a real baby.... Are you serios? Fishing for karma are we? My Alienware 18 with 780m SLI would like to have a word with you Do you need to resort to Joking about God? you shouldn't have typed that. Another place I wish i could go to. Lies! You're in my top 10 most hated people ever list. ಠ_ಠ ..don't anybody try to cuddle me without asking first. I'm glad to be here for the inaugural /r/NYYankees game thread! A bit put off by the lack of Dodger flair, though Thanks! Turns out I can just hand write a statement that says when I am leaving and that is enough for the consulate I am not sure if it will work but the consulate website suggested it. So I guess I will find out if it works on Monday :) SO WHAT Says he need a set of gold ASAP, doesn't include region, and hasn't replied to any comment in 9 hours... What? Just edit your fucking post? > Direct link to 4chan. Looking out a window in the middle of the night, and notice someone staring back. Chainsaw Vibrator asking your age and location... I got my first lever action on my 15th birthday, it came with a free trigger lock... I've never even heard of that before...and I work in a liquor store. Man, I don't know shit about bourbons 4, /u/Bous. 4. Thank the furries like me for that. This is some Rosa Parks bullshit FUCK!!!!! I CAN'T UNSEE THAT.... Bears should not be pets. I was a curious child Does the game tell you when someone has examined you like in XI? MBA with win8 for backup. Lenovo t420 is daily driver. Wish macs could drop into a dock for 4 external monitor support. Can't daisy chain thunderbolt with windows 8 either. /etc/systemd/ .service As someone who is both short, and who has met him, I can confirm he is, in fact, a giant And she's got some warts.. Or some poop. A more correct path would be /etc/systemd/system/multi-user.target.wants/ .service, but I see why you didn't do that... the fem titan wants to find eren because he is the most handsome titan -> she wants to have sexy time. I know. Back in my day we had a name for kids like you, whiney little creatures named "emos". I'll give you the same advice I gave those emos.. STOP BEING A BITCH! It's not cold in Borneo. Tl:dr mfw nobody mentions vayne sudo systemctl start *Avoidning...* Hahaha **NU** ...........I was chastising him for not buying a 3DS until this. Well.. Don't you have a crush on him too? Piano-chu Aardvark anus ass juice? The cab's roof fell off? When I moved to Ohio from the Rochester area in 2002, people asked me if I heard the towers fall... No /all works. Speak for yourself us shitty magic players always spend way too much on useless cards before we figure out they suck. Then we have to go buy the *real* good cards. Yellow flashed twice when he tried to smite. Wtf... Three engines in two days, if I were one of their pilots I would start to be a little concerned about putting my ass on their pistons Almost? `# rc-update add boot` TIL, I walked on Parrot Fish poop when I visited the Caribbean. Twin here. You'd be surprised how many times people ask this. lol did you pull this off pokememes What kind of scumbag mother would rip off her child in this way? Not even the shadiest of my friends would do that. I have gotten a message to update java every day for ~ a year. Every time I clicked it just told me I was already updated. The fact that I have you tagged "Fists Children " just made that statement extra weird. But to be honest I wast expecting the demon throw up to crawl up her vagina Finished my 200 waves with the Drell Vanguard this week... Or rather that Drell shaped chunk of tissue paper that somehow managed to develop biotics. Sooooo much damage, soooooo many deaths Why is that link purple? I share my computer with my parents. Oh God... And you still clicked the link... But if you shear cows, you'd be ripping their skin off I thought your username was BONER_PATROL. Dwight its a jpg? For a spilt second I thought I was looking at a chicken... # service restart Shutting down interface : [ OK ] Bringing up interface: [ OK ] complicated? Sex toy? I use them for scraping bowls and when the holes get clogged, use the toothpicks to open them back up. I'm not a weirdo Thanks for that The OS is not included in other ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) The same thing happened to me. The worst part was I'm a beer drinker. They insisted we do shots. I refused and refused telling them I can't handle shots. They *bought* me one anyway. Now, I felt obligated. One shot later, and I'm puking in the bar bathroom. We had to leave because I got so sick. Was never invited out by them again, even though they go out quite frequently. I still have to face the repercussions of what they insisted I do. *shrugs* I don't know why having intercourse with a pen has to do with being lefty My Emag professor wrote Maxwell's equations on a piece of paper when I went to him before an exam, and he said this is all you need for the test you should be able to derive the rest.... I need a puppy ( ) Odd how EU still seems to prefer E5s.. Or Moootz isn't a valid source of information I'm female. I watch porn. *A lot*. All my wat. All. My. Fucking. WAT. Upvote for dat bass Against Stilson or Bonzo. Title says enormous breasts, where the *fuck* are they in this post? [/u/Sage1345] stands tall in his beautifully crafted set of **Gravity Armour** and equips his feared ** Particle Reactor** while drawing his **whale poop smeared stick**. 'Your move, *other guy**... ' I also am the creator of this OC. he did saw me stopping to take a picture, and it was creepy as hell, looking at me like this Happy face when you see bewbs? You better be an indie lesbian scientist or I'm going to start feeling oppressed. keeps cutting to soccer. Look up story's of it happening, I've heard of rags and even scissors being left inside And I bet the NSA had nothing to do with his capture, and even if they did, none of the evidence found with them isn't advisable in court. You might not be autistic, you could just be a daft prick. I honesty think its the best parade in the city and it has the highest attendance. It's interesting that despite this, it never get tv coverage. I will give them water when they stop oppressing gays, women and non-islamics. Good news, your problem is not your face, you're not ugly. You might want to look into seeing a professional stylists or a gay side kick for your hair. They can help you choose a style that's more suited. I feed on the tears of republican failure. This has been a good year. Is not free, it costs your privacy. Why thank you mr Internet speach therapist... Hey... that's my wife! She has a number of great talents and technology is NOT one of them. I was making a cute joke about non-technical persons not comprehending that a hard drive in a freezer is a useful data recovery method; then you insulted my wife. Not cool, bro. Not cool at all. Yes, the current pony cars are the worst handling and slowest, also the smallest and lightest. Wat? Wut "Don't ever have kids" Thanks Dad Yeah, forcing people to have their kids taught by the government. That sounds really healthy, particularly for a country founded on the principles of religious and personal freedom. They have a football team? Let people know this shit beforehand. In fact, don't post an auction on Reddit if you're already doing one on another site. That's incredibly rude. In an effort to maintain my sanity... this gal HAS to be a troll and I will not be convinced otherwise! I had a teacher who would go on and on about his past lives. I remember quite vividly his description of being a young Asian farm-girl About his mother nonetheless. more jesus stuff an arrows. No. Being able to taste the difference between normal butter and margarine. Tastes the exact fucking same to me. Why does that look unsafe.. This is what mise en place bowls are for. Yes! Phoenix drivers I'm looking at you. just a little bit too phallic for me I didn't even need to open this thread to know it was Islam. I wonder if this is an effect of irresponsible breeders. I always got the impression pugs have a very shallow pool. Why is reddit obsessed with hipsters? Hipsters are not a real thing, they are just a reflection of what we personally consider pretentious and counter culture. If you ask people to describe one, you will always get a different answer. Idiot seems legit I wonder if schools still have the audacity to ask students for their Facebook passwords... and I *sure as shit* hope the students aren't giving them up I love how the guy in yellow in the background is like , then ಠ~ಠ , and then he finally breaks and starts cracking up laughing. The worst offender her is "Africa". Not only is there **2** A's, but Africa is a continent. Someone really loves their broken buildings. I made him watch the karate kid remake and he just committed suicide. A younger human. Because its not just about the whaling, but that they are whaling in a what is suppose to be a protected sanctuary. And what part of Australia do you live in? And he's even Japanese where I'm from people can't even say it right when you correct them. Biggest pet peeve ever And you found this out from the live feed that goes to your video shrine of her in your closet?? "It's only 100,000-200,000 lines of code!" Am I the only one who thinks TOR is just one gigantic honeypot? Yea Jim should compete in WCS China/Sea....wait a minute >He left out Adolph Sax Instagram Cooked in a pan and not on a grill? Haha. The other day I timed myself on a few then stopped since I wasn't doing great. Next solve got a PLL skip and thought, "Darn shoulda timed that." The solve after that was another PLL skip, of course, not timed. I initially read that as "I love fucking otters". Holy fucking shit. Just, holy fucking shit Are you Indian Thanks for spilling the beans, greatkingrat. [/u/Sage1345] slides by on his suit of lard covered spandex. ... Very useful... WHY That's probably the biggest issue. I would sooner choke myself than give my number to 80% of the ORs here. I'm looking at you Soul > Nice Yeah, it could never be there for a practical reason, lol. Let's just continue to mutilate everyone. Or the occasional : the waist of the dress moves up, making almost every dress an empire-cut... and empire cut dresses literally cut into the middle of your boobs. The eye for this: Not sure about the energy drink one Why go so near my number , you had so many to pick from. Shut it you worthless pile of shit As a Wisconsinite, I say unto you: There's a guy in my league who still hasn't dropped Braun /r/communism in style? that's friggin' wreckless! If your mentioning the jailbreak in the ad, make sure you include taking no responsible for the risks associated with it. Don't want someone stoopid updating or screwing up their phone and demanding a refund And if he didn't let the dog out, there's a very real possibility he made the dog watch. ^ Stupid I read hot pole Keep looking for a different job. Then simply don't show up. If they pay shit, they receive shit. You know you have too many kids when you need full wall child stacking unit. i actually got in the most trouble because of food cost, i made my tacos look like the menu board picture...they hated that body farm Is this what you mean by symbol characters: , Ծ_Ծ, ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ, “( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)” >Sounds like a question for the lawyer you spent all that money on. At least the temple is selling something real for once. That looks drawn on with a marker. I hate Anivia & Jarvan free week... team mates always trying to *help*. Twice I've told a US citizen that I lived in Maryland while I was away from home and they did not know that it was in the United States. One asked if she would have to pay oversea fees to call me. She lived in New Jersey (two states up) I actually put together his self published biography. As someone with panic disorder, are you *really* You have a lot of total score. Or was it? /r/karmaconspiracy ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ How do you lose your belt? Alright, fine. But if we ever meet, I will lock you up in a very dark room, where there will be things crawling all over your body and you will wan't nothing more but to scratch yourself. However, you won't be able to since you will be chained up. Have a nice day good sir Yeah, lets have witcher 2 have this achievement with ubersampling. 4 weeks till I'm watching you Canada There was a "Back to school" contest on a page I had. It was for contestants aged 18+ only If he would not have killed the Jews, then my Jewish family would not have snuck out of Germany, my great grandparents would not have met, and I would never have been born. So for reason of causality, I need to go back in time and ask Hitler to ignore your advise. I thought Moobot was supposed to send out a message informing all of his subscribers next time he fell asleep. Comic Sans I hope you didn't let your wife go down on her > I did something similar when someone insisted on hanging out in my blind spot in the middle of the night. They caught back up! I hope so. I have access to a Tormach PCNC1100 and an account with McMaster. Edit: just seen the price of ballscrews wat So when it takes an extra 5 minutes for someone to connect to my chat, it's because someone was trying to get the representative to say "what's updog." Don't be scared of his peginasticles. Haha good question =) We kinda do have a president but he/she's not the one making the decisions, it's kinda complicated. But yeah, I get what you mean and I guess we're just not that unhappy with our parliament. Also, as you've probably already noticed, we have a totally different feel for distances. I'm not gonna drive a whole hour to complain about stuff I got pretty short muscular legs leading to a pretty big butt which makes for awkward jeans wearing. Still incest I like how your character has basically a permanent face. Perfect for these! of all the times to have just a basic laptop God dammit! There goes the season ‎ ‎ You are a cruel man...... Rape? Dat tongue! Haha Zephyr opens his beak and does this to my nose. ENOUGH WITH THE PUN THREADS!!! JESUS CHRIST!!! I just really really miss him. I'm pretty sure he misses me too .. I just wish he'd talk to me. stahp , Not on windows.... basab Well at least you didn't get conned into playing runescape with a cute girl who just happened to actually be a guy from GaTech Money? Its my favorite card game. If we're bored we may as well start playing hand and foot. It just gets frustrating getting stuck with a terrible partner who never gets into their foot . That's happened to me, she never got into her foot in any of the four rounds The Wiki says it can be traded Honestly thought, huh dragon nipples? Hey, you never know with these guys... Damn you... OP didnt mention race as a requirement I like Safari on my MacBook, because it has gestures that I havent seen on Chrome. I occasionally use chrome, and I use it on my Windows desktop. Features like zoom out to switch between pages and two finger swipe to go to the previous page are just some that I havent seen on chrome. Also, no safari on Windows That's 6 years Dat purple glasses ( ) What *about* the other guy. I was being sarcastic too. Because you've had that happen to you. I must have missed that day. I thought she was getting off by a fish the first few loops... Ugh... This is so true. Well when is animal sex ever "cute" in nature? Most of them involve rape with some demoic super penis or nearly killing one of the partners. I'm probably wrong but I'm going to believe she's joking. This can't be real Beef? sure. Human? no Reading the next couple of pages, I still feel I have no context. I see what you did there! I would argue that 1, 4 and 5 are for lazy writers who are looking to avoid depth. Standardize sized based on slim or loose fit? This will never happen, because people don't come I standardized sizes. I doubt most porn has the time or budget to draw out the casting process, and I find it unlikely they have a lot of normal people auditioning. Suck it up, you now have the shedding equivalent to a kid. I liked them, but I'll admit they can be a bit fluffy. There have been more than a points where I thought to myself "fuck, just get to the point". I always thought it was this way as well. Then, my uncle came to visit and told me that he is in therapy because my late grandmother used to dangle him off the balcony à la Michael Jackson. My mom had always painted their mom as having been so great when they were growing up. Yes, I'm sure that's exactly what you'd have done... The irony is so strong on this one! Dude is gearing up to be a writer and you lay _that_ on him? :D Missed the "before" somehow. Read that as you disappeared from work, boss called and offered you a paid position. When she makes out with her friends it's all "Woo, party time!". When I make out with her friends it's all, " ". No and horseradish isn't an instrument either ^^^^^^ Dude. "better art"... > THEN, I get asked to find and AV that works. Once I was spending the night at a friends house, and in the morning he told me that during the middle of the night he woke up to me yelling "(name), we have to make the jump. Go! At the time the two of us had just completed halo 3, so I feel like that was somehow involved. We know a little but of what happens when top D-men don't perform....I'm looking at you Quincey Yes. And not just any dog. A dog named Toaster. Itt: Sterile=Yes. Would you like the taste= But, but, it's Deadmau5 ლ( ლ) Here copy this I'm a broke college kid and I have Prime Oh fine then, I'll delete my "flipped out" reply too. Way to spoil my fun spat with reasonableness and courtesy. Until we meet again, . Flamethrower obtions I had an argument with someone on Reddit the other day who refused to acknowledge that men were in power through thousands of years of history I gotta say, that's pretty whore-ible. +10,000% brightness Helvetica 160 hours in 30 days is like... 5.5 hours a day I want to support the streamers. Fuck me right? ლ( ლ) I see what you did there Hot damn. You should have used a comma or a period after "grammar" and before "get." Fuckin kids, read a book. I think you mean car hole Hope fully not until WiS actually releases and there would be a point to them... That's just skype being weird most of the time, but yeah you kinda get used to it and now I was like "hmm, something's different with TB" This checks out. Account user for 336 days. It's mind-blowing how few people understand this. The shear lack of common sense in this forum is appalling. It certainly doesn't bode well for the future of this country; these people are future voters. Jesus, 95% of your posts are your own let's plays. Fishing for upboats on reddit are we? have a downsagan instead. You've grown as a person because of it. No offense to anyone, but if you have a bumper sticker of a politician I already know you are a huge TOOL. Don't care if it's democrat or republican. #### Good lord. Need Ryuuhei in there or nope? Um, that's your sister, dude... What you should do is install Windows . It will at least pass a critical eye over any potential risks. I noticed the same thing...the NL looks like a blob on this map Ze Germans...... Bwahahahahahahahahahaahaahahahaaahahahahahahahahaah! He missed out. I can count on my fingers how many women I can talk sci-fi, technology and video-games with Right onto the wound? I haven't forgotten about the food. Bahrainis don't forget anything i am from germany and we watched this with our history teacher in class 10. his words: this is real footage and might be a bit disturbing but you will learn how it was back then. i think he just wanted to promote antinationalsocialism. it worked imo Over anal. Bob likes dem german sheperds i am a 32 G and i run....even with a very expensive sports bra, i have to spent a lot of energy keeping upright "btw im black" There she is! Please tell me you didn't discover that after you had some So it's you stinking up the whole train Take you and your dead skunk smell elsewhere. My little brother I don't particularly care for Windows . It judges me when I look at porn. You must not be a very good friend for considering something like. Or for spreading around a picture of her with Justin Beiber. That fucking rainbow buzzer beater 3 though.... Why so all his pants look like he's wearing diaper under them? Or like he turned a skinny armed shirt upside down and was too stupid to under stand you can't wear it on your crotch? Holy crap... I read this twice, and I didn't get it at first. A third time and I'm all ಠ ಠ Wearing a shirt with a wave on it so I'm basically Aquaman. Hire a lonely old lobster catcher to sing Michael Bolton songs while you strike poses. I celebrate that I'm actually debt free with 10,000. I really really want to know what sort of person sits and stares at a group of ten people for over half an hour... That sounds like a new level of boredom to me He's not calling the surgeons criminals. He is calling the other tattoo artists that charge a doctor's free criminal. Looking at your other posts you aren't in a position to call anyone else a moron You can occasionally find a C, but yeah the padding situation is atrocious. Convince her to do something your love? Now if you could just learn to properly use the success kid meme I still don't get it Then we would go from a president who sold out to the right wing on some things, to a president who would sell out to the right wing on everything. OH MY GOSH YES. I get so damn pissed when people publicly announce that they are an introvert. This happened between a classmate and a teacher of mine once and everyone else sat there like They just sat there and discussed how "introverted" and "deep thinking" they were for about 30 minutes, almost as if comparing themselves to extroverts. I mean, if someone's an introvert are they honestly going to brag about it like that? Camaro is the correct way to spell it. Haven't heard this joke in the last week or so... Baitmaster ლ( ლ) Yeah, definitely I think Noah Wyle is a more accurate looking Jobs than Kutcher... and that Woz... I got fired from my kindergarten job because of it... ... One question: why were residents eating dirt? Ok, I see where you're coming from. But seriously... Hahaha, you mad brah? you had some doubts I just answered them, your time was wasted "I poured hot water into leaves for you where's my 50% tip" I will keep my eye on this comment. Someone did that to me. The peeing part. It was on my car door. I touched it and accidentally smelled it. Also, it was one of my "friends" who pissed on it Why are people fighting.. EVERYONE HAS THEIR OWN OPINION! JUST LEAVE IT BE! Wat. 2.2 million, not even allowed to drive on public roads Hey man......there's kids in there If you were my dad I would be an idiot hahahaha maybe even imbecile Liberal and socialist are not the same. Personally, I'm very liberal, but hate socialism. The problem in america seems to be a widespread lack of understanding of political philosophy. I suppse it's how you get people calling Obama a communist-fascist-liberal. Stop spreading fear. This isn't news, its bullshit. Children. Hey Niko, it's your cousin, Roman Orgy. You want to go bowling? I don't understand why any guy feels like he should be able to tell you that you can or can not wear red lipstick because they don't like it. My boyfriend would get straight slapped if he told me what kind of makeup I can wear. Why does everyone forget about us ^^ I think you dropped this. ( )~--/ Oh my god, you have no fucking idea i literally almost lose my shit every god damn time some asshole at my work says that shit!! Seriously WTF we cant change one thing not one?? Why the fuck not?? I will suggest an easier way to do shit/more efficient that i have done myself so i know it works and this assholes are like "no that wont work because(bullshit excuse inserted here)" every one follows suit...... son of a bitch. > You can see into his rib cage maybe... I specifically mentioned Issac Asimov in my post. I hate most of friends friends. As a kid I loved the song c'est la vie by b*witched. I was feeling nostalgic the other day so I looked it up. I can't believe that played on Disney channel. I think everyone jumped on that train in the 90's. Those floral sofas.... The chick from Hanson "Elizabeth"? Do you have an iPhone? If yes, use the "My Fitness Pal" app. It's a calorie counter. My husband introduced it to me to use as a baseline for what my daily intake is like, not to start using it while breast feeding. I started using it the same day I was eating more than 2200 calories a day. I was directing my evil eye in the general direction of the newbiebashers with their cutesy archlinux and their big mouths... Really ridiculous. Nix users got to stick together and if you ain't got shit to show for your bigass mouth anyway, you especially don't bash newbies... Wtf are these idiots thinking?? You see them doing that, you step in and stomp it out and tell these jokes I sent you! you get my unix guru deputy badge for that! Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus Hilarious. Spoiler alert ( ) Not any more, she got all changed n' shit "Should I leave now or...?" Like this: Two wrongs don't make a right, you know. I thought it was done in the back door & that babies were defacated. Did you really reply to yourself ( ) Yes! This! Or he goes home, she says "How was your night?" And he says "Fine." and then fucks his SO. Yeah, no, him sleeping with someone else totally ended things with his SO. Obviously. You know too much about human nutrition levels . unlimited budget and gets a 3930k instead of the 3960x I resent that comment ‎ Loving all the in depth discussion about this idea. Thanks for all the reply's Damn, no one likes Virgos...if I can change my name can't I change my birthdate too? Why? It's an improvement from Nah so you have my upvote Dude the kids like 7, I don't think he'd be taking acid... ...try me. What the fuck... I just finished Beyond The Shadows (I mean literally just finished, I set it down 4-5 minutes ago and thought 'damn... 700 pages in 12 hours.... I should reddit') and then I get on to see this... ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Be clean and healthy.... Would not swim there. My internet is full of bacon ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ. ಠ_ಠ ? She either has a 3DS XL... Or she.... ROCKS. and I want Julian so badly... 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ヽ༼⌐ ༽ﾉ Yeah man...me neither. better smash that hard drive while you can..... Take your grandma then! No one at all? Another impasse Or does he... Just like you lie to get comment karma? What. Jessica is dead to me..cosplaying as satan and stuff No, but as soon as I stood up I had to waddle to the bathroom She got you good! Totally put you in your place. ...scrape? Why not just post the entire jersey at once? Wait, I know, karma Not sure if joking Punch people who disagree with you shit this is just what i need to become reality, my wife already yells that i love my pc more then her... Does this mean that people will start "sharing" the porn videos they see on the internet to social media sites? That button has got to be being used, if only by accident Use it as an ice breaker - hey I made a Reddit thread about you (you'd word it differently of course) If you have "I don't want drama" on your profile I'll buy a plane ticket to wherever you are and personally slap some sense in to you gonna go on a racist rant real quick (sorry), i worked at walgreens, and my manager (older white lady), would always point out when young black kids would come in the store (14-18 young males), with sly remarks "here comes hip hoppers", or "watch the thugs", meanwhile i notice young white girls (12-18), ALWAYS come and steal make up, nail polish, and eye brows . /rant, sorry this just reminded me of how much i hated that. Liefde maakt blind, niet kleuter Why the fuck does Bangor Daily News want my location data? the police made the city less safe for him after that. Holy hell, you are the size of a monster energy drink. When I was in high school, there were two kinds of kids, those who could spin a pencil and those who could not. I never understood how after months of trying some people never succeeded in spinning the pen once. No, is a stupid fucking comment. Doc here. I discuss proper nutrition with my patients. Put everything and I mean everything, into resistance. I'm just messing don't do that. It's so freaking useless Love the brick... But WTF is that long white thingy to the right of the front door?!? I live in Washington and I got this 2 minutes ago I'ts less They now sell "tortilla maki" at my local conveyor belt sushi place here in Japan. It's actually not that bad! Wow, that's a little too much gore for me. Enough internets for the day, hurr durr. I need to get couches! What suburbs are best for furniture? And when's the collection season lol. I'm very interested I get them because I'm dehydrated so I drink water, I get them because I have to pee because I drank, and then cause I peed. glad it's not every time lol. I went too. Everyone was super cool though, last time I was at a Padres-Yankees game was when they swept us in the World Series The grammar... it burns. It hurts the validity of your post. Thanks queef_sword The fuck? Yep. Still a schedule 1 drug gtfo My thoughts exactly Alright then... Some of us think your attention should be focused on addressing your more immediate centipede issue. 509 Good thing most of the world is developed, oh wait, it isn't. >dick Oh, its *THAT* part of youtube again.... I didn't mean it as a shit at you, and I feel more educated if nothing else, so, thanks. Well the t shirts were army green... That was cool I guess ...magic Http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Her+movie Well I just went through that entire thread thinking I was in this subreddit and wondering what the hell happened OH SHIT "New and used from $2.76" that boy on the left has that look ... *well played* Dripping head. I can do the face in real life. No disrespect to your dad, but cool parenting is one thing, doing drugs with your *16 year old child* is another, to me. and people wonder why school shootings happen You need hard cc, and it needs to be used on Yi. Picking an adc that can peel Yi themselves helps a lot (Ashe, trist, vayne), since he loves to dive the carry once all the CC on your team has been used and proceed to snowball the rest of the fight from there. My personal favorite pick when I see a Yi is nautilus, his passive and ult are both targeted and can stop Yi during his ult, and his hook can also peel or interrupt meditate. While skillshot CCs can work, remember that Yi is really damn fast while ulting so they can be even harder than usual to land ("we need hard cc" "it's k I got ahri" ). Some great general picks if you see a Yi are Kennen, maokai, Leona, amumu, blitz, nautilus, and jarvan. Who the hell names their scorpion Mittens? That being said, nice job on the watercolor :) > Seconding your The one after it This is utterly fucking sickening. This makes me ashamed of the people of my country - ashamed that the press would stoop this low, and ashamed that people are fucking dumb enough to lap this shit up. Really, really bad Hated every second of it. Oh, I do the same thing! I got a bunch of toys for my kitten, thinking she might stop tearing things up and play with them. So far the dog has shown more interest. The only thing she's interested in is the dog food. What are you If the ration ends I'll go from literally ( ) to literally (⌐■_■). ( ) Excessive tattoos? Whut... I... what Yes....yes it is. I was drunk and trying to get to the ferry last week and ended up at Atlantic Ave. because of this Mechanics at the base: "Back so soon?" "Previously on Survivor; Parvati starved to death and when Amanda ate the corpse, she found a hidden immunity idol. Who will be eliminated on this episode? Who will quit before they die? And most importantly, will we ever be sued? Find out now on... Survivor!" Why? Were you *expecting* to be disappointed? Really...? You think anyone on this subreddit is going to say "Naw, I don't want details on the new Fallout game." Of course everyone here would like to know That's some pretty heavy shit to be talking about with a girl you met at the shoe store. My cousins braces got caught on my eyebrow Console as big as the ISS and still needs a power brick.... Dammit, you got me. Once a lady came in, went straight to the bar and demanded that we give her a coffee. There was a line out the door for half price refreshers. Her excuse for not waiting? She left her baby in the car in 114° weather and therefore couldn't wait in line. I think the Pavilion makes a lot of sense and is just kind of a fun Zerg. It's a game. If you want to see constantly evolving locales step outside your front door Whoever wrote the column on him needs to learn a new goddamn word besides "outasite". 0.0% chance of winning super bowl. Does this mean the prices of tops in the economy will drop? My GF calls it shark week. Super serious. OP delivers? This is not the Reddit I have come to know ACRONYMS ARE COOL GUYS AMIRITE? Almost as cool as spoilers for games unrelated to current discussions. How about: "wow, that's a big guitar"! A poster of Kurt hanging on your door He is the hipster of creeps ! So cool And yet you did not link it, even though a comment above specifically asked for this? Add on to the fact we have to deal with this for another 6 years So that was you in the pool. She blames you for her pregnancy? The hubs and I had the same issue. When we were trying, my dr. suggested he do a sperm test and they actually called him to ask him if he had a vasectomy. not the series but the way the series is written: frustrate at how we don't get answers for anything! i read on to try to find out what happens only to get more questions.. or text that's too small to read. I work at a call center for a major bank, customers always ask too put a million dollars in the account One time I ate a bunch of butter when I was little and my dad beat the hell out of me I spend a lot of time in the shower, so my parents probably think I'm addicted to masturbating I just really like showers See that you do I think gay sex it, too. But gay marriage is legal? > You should have used a comma or a period after "grammar" and before "get." Fuckin kids, read a book. Gross > Not enough pepperoni One time in the 5th grade my friend told me, with a straight face, she goes troll hunting. Unless you spawned from skyrim I highly doubt that A guy who isn't afraid to show his emotions. You see an adorable puppy? Don't stand there and say "those are some badass claws". If they're a really good big brother that's a bonus:) ლ( ლ) It bothers me that she wanted to challenge transphobia by making Cloud Atlas...but wasn't at all concerned by using yellowface in the movie. Mine was Teen Spirit by Nirvana (and it didn't sound a thing like it). Worse was that the first time I called I realised I didn't know my own number so I had to hang up, find the number and call again. Got charged twice That link is purple you birthed a clown? Its rare enough that someone is willing to spend 260+ keys for an items that cost $120 plus the free signature. Still want a Rainbow Dash Hecarim Pretty sure my 10 year old step daughter does creepy things with the dog when the door is closed (づ )づ And he's staring into the camera like I do my best to get these types of things on Amazon... But if I need it quick it usually ends up like this I'm old and have had 2 kids. The sad thing is that I could probably actually do it In argentina they use coal instead of wood, its not the same man no shit I thought I saw him praying or some shit ITT: People making fun of her socks and the way she's positioned. Seriously reddit, this lady was murdered and all you can think of is how ugly her socks are. God damn I laughed my ass off thanx :) FOUUUEVVAAAHH Beware that man, be he friend or brother, whose beard is one color and his mustache another. ** ** Edit: I looked at the america's, not EU … correct invis is indeed a correct mp10! So, show your life budget on reddit. I want you to break it down here. Pay better equal tuition, books, average rent, food costs, extra activities, daily necessities and transportation. Because I think your full of shit. That makes more sense. I would have a hard time believing this happened to an old lady living in Hermosa. Cops there are pretty chill, especially if you are white "In a game with teams of 5 if 1 of my teammates upsets me I intentionally screw up the game for the other 3 innocent players." You don't think a message from the mods qualifies as important? Silly girl. Asians are all studying I'm curious, because - who knows - I could be moving there in 2 years. I'm thinking about a certain, uh, agency in Fort Belvoir. I have no idea what the home prices could be at that point, but I checked the other day, and townhomes with *single-car garages* were $500k In middle school, there was a girl in the year book named Surprise. I did at least a triple take I have had almost zero success, except with my girlfriend. Everyone else is so brainwashed its terrifying . They have no idea how currency works, no idea do exponential growth, no idea, of actual events past and present, yet I'm the crazy idiot. Holy fuckshit it is frustrating. It's to the point where I've started keeping my mouth shut in many instances. The place where I work is the worst for it, as I live in the NC and Jesus will save us all. Unfortunately this turned into a rant but seriously I do not know how long I can keep up with it. Now on a positive note I've been trying to read a book called The Crowd by Gustave Le Bon and it's quite insightful though I may disagree with parts. As well I find the YouTube channel Storm Clouds Gathering to be a great outlet and way to get through to some people. Again with many of my encounters with people on this subject, it has gone poorly, but I hope to have more success in the future as long as I can keep calm. Wow, look at all the freedom those women enjoy under the new, still Islamic, government. That username.... They? I could use an iPhone, I'll pay shipping. Really small? I live in a town of population 2,100 Make sure to add " " just to rattle him a bit. Far more interesting if you're a retard. Life of Pi was fucking brilliant!!! Why? I resent that remark "My friend" always means yourself... Its people like you... Is that what animal moms do? I know they got to stay in business and all. But man, taking the band off or switching the bands just seems wrong. dafuq is this on top of ma front. What the fuck I love your perfect illustration of in the third panel. Yeah, I am there now. Not sure why you asked that in this thread or why you know that though. Lord_Abortion That backseat should be cleaned OP I am unexplainably disturbed by this ~~ ~~yeah, that would be awesome Lego's > ~~ ~~ Reasons like this are why I left my old gym as soon as my friends opened up their place. Too many idiot fatties that think they know everything. . What were your deads if you don't mind saying? :) Madrid Kings I cry during most of Tom Hanks' movies. I don't know what's wrong with me ‎ Thank you, and Progressively dysfunctional ... Hot tall blonde with room for cream - a creepy customer Don't like the fact they are trying to lump Reddit in with Ask.Fm > I hope you're kidding with equating sex with meth Well there ya go. Didn't have to go to far for hitler/Obama comparison. Yeah, let's tell the pro gamer and head of a team that he sucks the big one, because that totally makes sense. I had to explain to my wife that even though i had deleted my account from FB and removed it from my favs folder i hadn't actually deleted the whole website, silly woman thought i had deleted it from the internet Where's the link? ‎ At first I was talking about their cops, but then I remembered campus PD It's starting. My girlfriend's parents made innuendo jokes because (in front of me) she told that I took forever in the shower. I was literally just getting extra clean becaus I had puberty acne. His teeth... I'm actually impressed. It takes a lot of cringe for me to Oh sorry, post good things to my sub kk thanks... He's smiling Aaaaand I got....nothing ‎ I'm going to go out on a limb and say, yes, you were the only one ‎ Like, stand in the middle of the store with employees scattered around and yell (but making it sound whispery) "customer, customer!" When everyone can already see them? I fully understand how rape works. I will not be raped! That's where I draw the line!! Not being able to add flair on reddit I ran out of burritos today. I'll confirm that Nevaeh's exist. My cousin gave that name to her daughter... TIL what a nuru massage is and it sounds pretty awesome. I'd use the jelly shit though, that egg fantasy just makes me With a severe look of disapproval All claim data is rolled back 10 days. Bonus blocks, blocks, claims, trusts, etc. As for why we didn’t have a more recent backup, it’s because I’m an idiot and I didn’t re-enable DB backups. How does a chicken bucket get in the front yard? That's a great question that we have to answer.... Doesn't address question at al. On some areas of the map (metal ramps) my victor cant even walk over them. I had to reverse then full ahead, use jump-jets to clear that front of the ramp... Math... But I... But it's... I feel for the guy in the video and applaud his ability to make a video in a well lit room like that. I was diagnosed as part of my medical retirement from the Marines with migraines; at the time the neurologist mentioned they may be cluster headaches but did not have enough evidence to support the claim, so simply listed chronic migraines as a part of my disability paperwork. Fast forward a few years and I still get frequent migraines (Midrin to treat until the FDA removed it from the market, 100mg Imitrex PO currently). However, there have been several occasions where I found myself exactly like the man in the video, in agonizing pain localized behind and above my eye. There were times these cluster headaches would even strike and wake me from a sound sleep in middle of the night. Out of desperation I even took a 100 mg Seroquel, 12.5 mg Ambien and 15 mg Oxycodone; all out of hopes of knocking out long enough for the pain to pass; lucky for me I did not experience CNS depression, looking back a dumb move. Because Obama has respected the constitution so well this far... I've lived relatively near Kings Dominion for nearly 10 years and have never made the trip there. Maybe this is a sign to keep it that way... Owner should be punched. Hey... fast food burrito and cats. Let's see... contains dairy, soy, onions... yup. All terrible for cats. Good job. Working in the video game industry and seeing " gamers" or " gamer girls" in films I had an old teacher show up in my quiver. We were a 97% match...... She viewed my profile I'm assuming so, hahaha. I didn't engage in the conversation because I was biting my tongue too hard.. Saddest part, she has a personal trainer who told her that is how you get "skinny". ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ you do not know what a pandemic is do you.... My mother and I are sure this is our grand daughter /niece. That would be awkward I did nazi that comming Why Oh god, so many movies or shows where someone is supposedly playing the guitar or the saxophone, you watch their hands and Yes. Guitar is most common, but when it happens with a sax it's always blatantly Did you read the post? I think I must be doing something very very wrong ‎ The Onion really?... I have no idea what it was for. I asked my mate and he said independence day. I always thought skyler was spelled with an A such as "skylar" never knew it was with an E I put them in a chest so I don't get them dirty and drop the CDN. You're not even an Eagles fan. this whole thing is all infowars. Every "news" outlet that is publishing this shit, is nothing but links to infowars His first play through and he sees two. I've been playing since the fucking game came out and have never seen 1 lol. I'm quite jelly What the. At first I was like , but then I was like ¯\(°_o)/¯ It? PHRASING! Can't tell if sarcasm or statist ಠ_ಠ > Just got home, logged in to firstrowsports just in time to see an ad for Kansas City Chiefs seasons tickets. Yo lo deduje sin pensarle tanto... (ya saben la mente sucia de una) y lo confirme con la entrada de la Huiquipedia...lo que me sorprendió es que por fin supe lo que era el nenepilli alguien decía "tacos de buche, nana y nenepil..." omaigó... As a gay, me too So a bottle of coke is now fake blood. His run looked good, just not the end of it. ლ( ლ) Or somebody with a similar name! If this doesn't belong in /r/karmaconspiracy I don't know what does. Wow, you see how he sanded that piece of wood? I'll need to see a fat picture before I can give you my educated opinion. .... (┛ )┛彡┻━┻ Yay! More bots! The saddle sounded like a fucking moped Dat sneer I'm the 1% This goon is claiming 7/8 publications in 2 years. That's outrageous in any field. Heh. I do French tours where i work and sometimes English folks hear me talk about deals... "Oui, c'est un phoque" results in from Anglos People have strange... fetishes ITT: A lot of people pretending to be nutritionists and cardiologists. My husband does the opposite of this. He leaves our back door wide open. I came home from work the other day and all that separated anyone from anything in our house for the past eight hours had been our screen door. it's the face --> Bby pls I giv u da piza rols You might want to see a doctor then. I've given you plenty to refer to and read up on. At this point, I might as well be playing chess with a pigeon. No matter how well I do it, you're just going to knock over all the pieces and strut around like you achieved something. This guys comment history.. Christ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ... Damn. Giving nerdgirls a bad name. Well no one ever said everyone had to like the same things!! Hahaha, just kidding, you're a monster. I'm a woman and I get this. It feels like painful pressure. Even get occasional shooting pain during the episode. This was my vice. I guess I would say, not crying, but death. I've had a close friend, a close aunt, a baby nephew-in-law and many, many patients that I was close to die (I'm a nurse) and I always feel *nothing*. In my head I'm sad, because ill miss them but my heart feels nothing. It's like the brain and heart seem to not be connected. I had to force myself to cry when my aunt died just so I didn't seem like a heartless freak. Prepare your cervix Tha fuck.. Did I just get linked to the top of the thread? Bravo, ass blanket. Had to scroll back down twice to comment. Ultra? Why? My bf actually go onto me for never really giving him handjobs. I thought blowjobs were better so I usually skipped that part and went to oral and sex Can't blame him for running really, probably figured he'd get beaten and tasered. Which state? I wonder if it would have been less trouble to shoot the attacker. Nudes are password protected Where are these bosses, I want one! I imagined her saying it like the rhubarb lady Chuck Norris deserves no praise, he's an anti-education, religious nut bag. I'm pretty sure he's scared of anybody with iq higher than an eggplant. When I consider all the years I worked for Disney as an entertainer, their voices. Did we just get jipped on the sauce? This title ( ) I wish I could've stopped my eyes from reading that whole thing it sounds terrifying on every level. I really hope that's a large wagon pulled by a mythical Greek squid monster. "We don't need a car, we can just drive the Krakenwagon." Up vote for you sir..... I know that feeling Haha, I find it funny that both of you are recommending somthing that you dont have. But yeah, its a really good game, the demo should show you how the game basically plays, but the story, dlc and streetpass stuff are all awesome. Its a good game, i dunno how hard it is to find now though, originally it was a buuuuutt trying to find Even in death white supremacism lives on Maybe a lot more gay kids in Utah are buying new computers? Snow thunder when you have no place to go, and all your wearing is adult footed pajamas. Stitch. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ That the Republican Party, bought off by corporations, wants to raise unemployment, so that they never have to compete for labor or offer a fair pay, creating a slave culture. Almost like neo-feudalism. Working for Disney. Fun job, but they don't pay competitively and I got tired of watching those around me get treated like shit. ## 4:3 Oh... the loader of the video put it under the Comedy category i hate that too. thank god they dont say it A friend of mine learned this the other night - Don't drive with weed in your car if your registration is expired. Wow you just ruined booty popping for me. I'll never be able to unsee that image. What's wrong with that? I would hope not \# Don't play fucking games **‎ ** You mean like you are right now Dat fupa! Harlem as well ヽ༼ ༽ﾉ My 6 year old cousin has a Iphone 5 I just got back from golfing and I angrily slammed my clubs a few times. I didn't know stuff like that could happen. I feel so bad for that kid and his family. What the fuck? soooo accurate - shut up right now I cant be the only person who read this as 'not safe for wish' Damn it! Don't disarm me by being all civil! That's not how I've been led to believe the internet works! Neither did she. Do you play Leona? Jeez what is it with you and the evil numbers The first post today that literally made me shake my head and laugh loudly. Wow. She's a keeper. Telecommuting is ok... Totally the predecessor to So, OP, what happened next? *Mother of god...* Duke Nukem Forever... Akinator It's dishwasher safe It never finds what I want Hahaha.... Shit. That goddam song is stuck in my head now. Sweet Jesus if you're not the creator then that means... 4AM kick off I wonder how that happened Yeah, enabling her to wave clear a little bit better past 25 minutes sure makes her super easy Drake has special thinks that he could do with lotion... And he did start from the bottom Honey goddam booboo This'd be a perfect Malicious Advice Mallard. The orange in there caught my eye. Gorillas don't talk Licking her urethra It was super fun...like chemistry class all day. And we got to sample *a lot* of wine, no one even cared that I was underage This is the acceptable version of S.W.A.G, Stuff We All Get. Not the one angsty teens adopted. Congratulations on beating the chart in the development of cyber-warfare, humanity. Women dont have urethras Um... no. That's not funny or witty, it's just poor grammar and feeds the stupidity that is 'merica  Dat vertical video Looks like I'm not sleeping tonight Link? Burlington I don't look like that when I have a shower beer. That or the beginning of a murder trial when they find her body washed ashore. This is terrible news. what the fuck !?!? ... . They always know. And you know what? they still know horse masks. funniest thing ever right guys What fucking tattoo artist... I don't even... Your English sucks dick!!! Boohoo. Playstation 3 came out in 2006, and we still don't have ps4, and they ant apple to innovate, also cars have been basically the da,e thing for more than 80 years. A box on wheels, were is the innovation in that. But... why were you in bed with your sister? Irelia and Zac Just realised that the title looks so much dirtier than it is Seriously? That link goes directly to a list... That username. No birth control method works if you don't use it. I love these type of face masks on defensive players. Makes them look much more intimidating. I am disappoint NFL Oh yeah, and how much is saved from Steam. Skyrim: Legendary Edition was $7 during the summer sale from what I've been told, but I missed it. Now I wanna curl up in a corner and die because I bought it for my 360 for $60. 3570k @ 4.5ghz + OC'd 7950 ... avg fps 40 The game crashed because I use MSI afterburner to monitor my GPU temp,usage etc. which gets displayed on my G510 lcd keyboard. Somehow the monitoring software interferes with the game... GG rockstar Being a Spanish-speaker I hate English exactly because of this. I only have to say one vowel if I want to say "A" but have to say two, and completely different ones than the written to say it in English /ei/. It's ridiculous Street race s-10 I thoight you were a girl. It crawled into your mouth. People get paid serious money for that bullshit. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ I don't think has ever been more appropriate So if I get called chicken legs? ITT: "I can't understand those songs in a language I don't speak!" well thats....thats just lovely... nice try, undercover vice officer who is hard up on her arrest quota That was an overreaction.... Vihicle...... Keeping it classy over here in /r/pensacola as always. You're the worst of reddit. 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I have baby faces for knees And which he never actually even saw the film in question that he was criticizing. > ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ In the related videos - "How to Make the Perfect Steak - Part 4" something tells me this is all just camera magic .... i'm not sure how .... but, just give me a while. God is OP please make her UN-viable so I don't have to fight her evar kaythxbai learn how to fight them before you complain please 4530pp average That's probably top 1-3% It's was 1000 head shots.... 'There' Why the hell are /u/BrianDawkins and /u/BrianWestbrook36 Cowboys fans? > If you hate it so much, why are you on Reddit? And now I hate my brothers even more I wish I had a sister ಠ_ಠ^ Bagged.... Milk....? I don't think you do..... Oh my goodness. A person in a hot tub. The horror. Is there something I'm missing? > ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^^^ Lesser? We were 5-0-1 against you this season! ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Not a single dick or swastika. Bro . Sis . Just do it. You don't want to know where I'm going to place my Kinect what did she teach him This game is very weird. Mine is running at constant 52fps no matter what settings. If i put the monitor refresh to at 50Hz, then the fps drops to constant 42fps Similar pop songs? This is a first... Trans-sharks I wish he would publicly state he is staying in Cleveland and signing a max 5 year deal next summer so the media can go troll a different city. I don't even want to imagine another fiasco like "the decision" ever again. This town deserves better. news websites are subscription based and need to pay to read the article but google crawls the article somehow Is that a third leg or..... Also, please remove the advertisement from the information board in the commons area. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ^me^gusta Revenge ** ** ** ** My coworkers are going to think I'm crazy tomorrow now that this is stuck in my head. Thanks a lot! I forgot about that....... CONGRATULATIONS YOU NOW KNOW THAT IT WASN'T A DOCUMENTARY That is part of the transition from baby freak to total weirdo and is perfectly natural and beautiful. Creepy cult. Pretty sure it used to say wombering. 8 minutes ago You see eggshells - I see decorated chicken periods I disagree. Are you kidding me? If it's what you love, then DO IT! They aren't going to be the ones suspended hundreds of feet in the air with nothing to secure them but some 550 cord and a carabiner... Lying fuck. No one is going to demand $50 an hour for basic labor. There may be a basic kernel of truth in your anecdote, but you've embellished your details to a shameful extent No, because smoke is harmless to the lungs, especially those of an infant... Well it really wasn't any different or worse than any others in this thread until you brought up the mental image ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Looks like it says anal. cool find though The reddit legion is more than qualified to help this brave man ‎ When I was your age I had to walk 10 miles barefoot through the snow back and forth just to get a friend laid! I didn't hear Hank flush OR wash his hands Not this shit again. Kakashi with his sharingan... So did you Lucky, I bought my set for 10 mil... The guy later felt bad and gave me a discount for my second order of foreign DLC... My house will look awesome once Im done with this HRA nonsense Most movies of any genre are the same movie. I think I've developed an allergy to action movies. And I used to love them... Such a great speech... but at the Teen Choice Awards.. So running the game at native resolution, full aero quality, full textures and with full antialiasing will have negligible differences in performance when compared to running the game at minimal settings? Sure... Something ripped alright At least post one with the correct quote on it. Those are... Importers.... Well hello there Wikipedia Lol. Nice wall of text. Average 18 year old is 130lb where you live?? Christ. Thanks for proving my point. This is 90% of what the Canadian military does. I'm going to assume those are nick names for her boobs. It use to. Its not really I can tell you this, keep going, and your going to start getting high strung and dependent on it for your mellow state of mind. Drive through while drunk? I hope not... I hate parents who think their child is some sweet angel who does nothing wrong. Also- /u/matronix still needs to fill out the survey I have not once had to clean up anything off the carpet. Anything. Without a word? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠf4g1tಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ )!:$2!$&/',mx "Go eat a bag of dicks" Oh. From the headline I immediately though of some massive scale terrorist attack related to that worldwide travel advisory last week . Well too late for the System Restore- the refresh took that out too. Have you ever thought of KiK? It took me a year to convince my parents to drop the service. AOL would not explicitly say that they would be able to keep it, so my parents were to nervous to drop it. I was fed up with them wasting $30/month and did it myself. They didn't even thank me! ... ಠ_ಠ the pictures from the back. Who took them? Mmmm... El de Tabasco dice "Tecolutla, Tabasco". Tecolutla está en Veracruz. ‎ Test post with **bold** and *italic* content , mhm. 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It happens every time, cute girl says she likes metal but when you ask what bands you get; A Day to Remember, Sleeping with Sirens, Attack Attack, etc.... Piano is much better for picking up chicks. Seriously. very Cats too, if you have them on a feeding schedule. Every morning at 6:00 AM sharp, they're on my parents' bed, meowing. Hell, one of them even decided to jump onto the headboard, using my mom's face as a launch pad. That didn't end well.. "Jean Charles de Menezes (pronounced [ʒeˈɐ̃ ˈʃahlis dʒi meˈnezis in Brazilian Portuguese)" - So much for stereotypes. Da fuck man Mine, too! I'd take him out more if he wasn't so obsessed with finding fresh dog pee to roll in. Wha... what did he expect from just saying boobs? ಠ_ಠ disturbing but I cant stop looking *then The amount of eye-shadow on that girls tits I thought I did, anyways the only thing we figured out was that you can't use Neurok Transmuter to do it. Also apparently the reddiquette is dead because we were both contributing to the discussion down here. "you're int, you're supposed to buy them" I have seen this before..... yeah, that comparison is totally logical Has to be a good middle ground between pure masochism and having no discipline. "Real-Cheese™" brand cheese substitute... ‎ I would definitely be down to try this out. Any Chiefs fans have any bets they would like to direct towards myself and other 49er faithful? Let's give this a go ┌( )┘ Same way as any other friends... at first i read it as Fellow Shower Shitters, i thought it was a fetish, very happy i just read it wrong. this was the first thing i expected someone to respond with when i saw the reddit title. It does. Her Virginity ( )? I mean, neither do we from the Bay Area sir, but this guys strain here would be considered bottom shelf mid shelf at best here that said I wouldn't have a problem picking that up from a friend dealer or neighbor lol That never happened. or when you visit other stadiums other than Lambeau you become Fudge Packers... Not something that big but still getting blood tests.... Would backfire with my dogs, they would want to dig up the poo for a nice poo snack. I... uh.. what... that background audio There...there is an EA logo on his throat. I'm still moderating it Reddit Jeopardy on topics such as: "Name that .gif", " ", "Neil DeGrasse Tyson", "Am I the only one?", "meme", "What is inside that safe?", and "Potent Potables." And what's wrong with flin, or sujiyama? ಠ ಠ are there lines on the front as well? "Donovyn" Vector targeting originated in LoL. When everyone in VIII finds out their related.   ಠ ಠ ** ** This isn't the same dog...Maybe same breed but not the same dog, What are you tryna pull here? /u/NBATidder, have a Snickers. You turn into Richard Stallman when you're hungry. So the question is, whats *the best* long con you've ever pulled. You don't get two. So the question is, "what's *the best* long con you've ever pulled?" You don't get two. ლ( ლ) Well, everybody needs a hobby Influenced? Did you just d0x Unidan on /r/WTF? > (besides the sticky-feet bug ) Look at all the stolen karma! u/confused_daily, prepare for a rebuttal! That is quite the statement of willful ignorance. ლ( ლ) because your revealing the personal information of my friends Because they're old and wrinkly. Old ladies tend to have tits that are all wrinkled and sag almost to their hips, old dudes have shriveled up dicks that look like fleshy pink raisins and oh my god fuck you for making me explain this to you Why didnt you thank reddit? its funny how hung up every poster seems to be on the fact she has stretchmarks   awkward tentacle porn I see lethal injection ( )⌐╦╦═─ Seriously. Chick is bangin' and all, but I really don't need to see that high of a cock to pussy ratio... Or cock to hole ratio for that matter. Never leave your account logged in at a friends house... looking at you /u/IAMA-CANADIAN-AMA The Verge is biased against anything Microsoft. Maybe, they are intentionally blocking IE 11 ... Or, it could be just an Adobe Flash issue. Avatar: The Last Airbender ┌∩┐( )┌∩┐ Too late Exactly. It's not supposed to be... What the fuck is this shit. ( )⌐╦╦═─ I was like "Oh so this subreddit is about finding people that look familiar, pretty cool" and then after 2 minutes of browsing "Wait a minute... " Backdoor Bandit Me. come at me... *guy* Well they didn't have to, since you posted it on reddit Guys, this NEVER happens at NFL games or MLB games ZZ Top didn't write this?? :(/ Goddamnit That's so golden my collegues now know I'm not working. Thank you Don't have an SO, but Iv'e been told on various occasioins that I sleep with my eyes open. I'm gonna freak out my future SO That's what I call a baCON. 112 Why do Germans think kids should eat such a shit breakfast? wet dream? > It just makes everything uncomfortable. You guys should PM each other. ಠ ಠ > Must be all the ISPs throttling traffic. Pink thing? That wasn't me. This is true. Although, after dealing with the notorious IMS bearing on a first generation Boxster, they do get a couple looks from me on that one. Ah indeed it is, thanks for the heads-up. Yea I'm pretty sure she is a girl, but I've been wrong before.. I once woke up in the back of my parents' minivan, back door open, cuddling a kayak, without a shirt, throw up on the ground surrounding the car, all at a national shrine. Best part? When I went to take off my pants, my underwear was missing...at some point I was completely naked. Oh yah it's doing a great job at reducing its overall use! Hey now, don't be a karma hog. "Only" If it makes you feel better, if you think motivating a partner in a business is hard, try motivating people to build and write for blog with you. When all your paid in is simple satisfaction people never want to step up. I've been doing that for years. Tweeting #FREEMILLBEE isnt constructive criticism Mega Blocks. ಠ\_ಠ ಠ\_ಠ ಠ\_ಠ ಠ\_ಠ \^_^ <(Bob's your uncle!") ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ I wasn't you presumptuous jerk I hope you're not that kid from my fifth grade class. In the school bathroom.... Stop calling me City of Grand Prairie. I don't even water my lawn, so stop it BFL stopped taking returns I once pissed in a roadside shrine's holy water bottle. We saw a woman use it. 16 ** ** I think you might be trolling me What has happened to my posts comments? ### 1 million bells! The crowd gasps in amazement... THIS MAN IS BLOODY MAD! Nay... I want... The stuffed dog I have a villager also moving out on the 15th, and I'm selling turnips tonight, so I SHOULD be able to time travel if need be. Any items I can give you to help "persuade" you COUGHbribeCOUGH... Aaron Paul loves RachelMcDimples... I've never been as jealous as I am now! Yeah, I my path is only two path designs. I was mainly concerned for the fossils. Uhm and yeah the rocks kinda messed up plan in my head connecting my house to retail and others. Unfortunately my town layout isn't the best for paths but im making it work. Two rocks are im the way to my retail though ao that will have to remain pathless... . Who is Popeye? Not if it's an "ass to mouth machine". Oh god what the hell happened. In my mind " " translates from DM as "That's awesome but I still hate you." I thought something was a little off, then I noticed they had mouths... Where is Rizzrak? I find myself more horrified looking at a probable middle age dude in a pair of whities 3edgy5me. Yes, lets be friends :D xD :) ;) ;* :} % *+* -.- €$€•. I have created a monster. The dogs actually look like they are doing ok physically. Though I never see them get walked and they mostly just sit in the back yard all day (I work from home). The kicker is that she is a dog trainer Ah, yes, I remember when Davey put in Maya and IMMEDIATELY HE SURRENDERED A BOMB Yes Apparently people like their microwaves to have a little time leftover It's not crappy Internet; I have excellent Internet and YouTube sucks. Used to be good but sucks now. "nods." 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Slow handclap for you Wut TIL that hokusai did both my favorite piece of art ever and tentacle porn. No one said we were friends #2 has a lot of good advice, but it's layered extra thick in "bro"/"dude" humor. It hurts my head sometimes. "Don't leave the room to go watch the game!" Get out of this sub Theres so much cunt here I read your comment on my iPhone. Yes, yes it is. That awkward moment when a mod uploads a post that is against the rules. I can't even get a fucking boomerang to come back Except this one does have a right answer. >MindCrack has reset the map from scratch for Minecraft 1.6! We have enabled the UHC-style no-health-regeneration rule, now included in vanilla, effective "until further notice." I await this notice. Full grown men riding in mopeds together with no space between the rear person's genitalia and the driver's ass, even funnier when it's from a country with a lot of machismo. Looking at you Dominican Republic... 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Go back to Scandinava with your lovely ladies you blonde haired Viking bastard Or in other words the Federal Government is a big user of our stuff, but Google not so much. ( ) I bet OP learned it yesterday, too why do red people smell like black heads? Well if you'd get rid of all the porn apps... On top of this being a repost, this has been posted in the wrong subreddit. How is this funny? I'm angry you made my learn the new bieber names Wow eBay First base ump..... He sure was. Thanks for the spam I can chime in! I believe we had 5 start on autodraft, with one of them coming in late (All these TD's came in late...still got AP though ). I don't know what was going on with Raise the Jolly Roger, but he was present the whole draft. FantasyJooeB autodrafted. Go back to /r/MURICA you loud, cumbersome, Tea hating person I'm trying to figure out if a "Tai Ladyboy" is some sort of pastry or cake, because I can't imagine any Tai Boy willing to be the Princess Leia to his Jabba the Hutt. Fellow Iowan?! GO HAWKS! You go back to school on July 31st? Either this is a common occurrence, or we went to school together freshman year Cattain Jack Sparrow TIL The word "anal nipple" ┌∩┐( )┌∩┐ This picture was the last link on my page and I clicked the RES image view button and only saw the angry lady, miffed guy, and bizarrely smiling man and didn't get it. Then I scrolled down. Someone pretty common around here just tried to shark me before I saw the new deal with the TI3 couriers... curious if he plans to show up in this thread Definitely read calamity completely wrong. Holy hell you have an amazing body. I know her I think I'll go to a more professional doctor Irritates me when people confuse us for other latino races, but we do the same thing to the Asians.. I heard Hitler had that sticker. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ I think you might be I do masturbate regularly, I just didn't feel like doing it at my grandma's house GO STATE! I wonder what that blurred out shortcuts are Oh yeah sure, that's why it looks like a 12year old being reemed by a fat adult cock! I've met people while they were naked, so, 0 seconds. I shall wait for the Coles notes on that one. The problem is, that no matter which side we give a hand, were helping Islamic nut cakes create another theocratic dictatorship. That voice But not upvoting? I don't believe the "man" part. They can, they just have to start paying taxes. Fuck humans, I'll give it environmental causes. Oh no. An almost naked human body. We can't have that now can we. Funny pic although I swear someone is purposely going down the list of comments and downvoting them for no reason. Those Gains. ( ) Well damn, now I *know* my memory is shot, because I just turned nineteen on the third of august. I don't wont just smear the mud. Ill live in it. I will become the mud ** ** The little sound when something downloads. It's sweet when it's dead ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Last forced nvidia update for geforce gtx 670mx for my asus g750vx laptop via windows update reboots to a black screen, putting it to sleep makes it wake to a black screen, shutting down and booting up does not go to a black screen after post 60% of the time. To boot it properly a force shut down and cold boot has to be done, which is retarded. Pretty sick of it to the point that I've just completed data back up and am now reformatting back to 7 professional. *TL;DR windows 8 is garbage I want that beard for reals My friend said that he doesn't like it that much because he does not like the era in doctor who, he says it feels stale. My face -> Those "this looks silly" examples... Smacked my outstretched hand *hard*, and *repeatedly* with a Tennis trainer. (I deliberately kicked someone in the shin whilst playing soccer). This trainer-based-thrashing was deemed a suitable punishment Are you me? Cause that sounds like me. ( ) I was just trying to hype him up It's a reboot. Just a fresh restart that clears bugs, etc. Are you one of those people that leaves your computer running for 15 months and then wonders why there's problems? Hehe I made it! My baggage didn't though... I need to wait 3 hours in the airport for my luggage to come in! "I was in too much pain to speak, walk, or move." I've had bad sunburn myself, twice, and it was horrifically painful both times, but NOTHING like what you've just described Hope you dont have anything personal on that account, because it is also your Origin Account. weirdo You used both "too" and "to" wrongly. well this is embarrassing. Try being Scottish and watching Braveheart or The Eagle. They can't be that ba... oh... You were JUST told how its done. ‎ Elderly abuse... They also copied the guns!! Did you really need to use LMGTFY? " " ** WHAT THE FUCK** Always thought what if women had the ability to turn into a virgin in heaven every time she did it. Like she just turned back into a virgin legitimate thought. Pics or it didn't happen. True story checkmate my friend Well the hex-editing would be needed to replace the changed texture and .p3d paths, I reckon :D Though it is forbidden to be used on official content without explicit permission. No. Drowning in a pool of other people's feces. Holding your breath until you accidentally inhale the poo. Feeling it travel into your mouth and into your throat, causing you to vomit and it briefly relives you as it expels the poo...until you are forced to inhale again. /u/warlizard. For always replying I guess trying to disturb the mods. Gross them the fuck out, maybe. I don't know, seems like a pretty depraved thing to do (even having the CP in the first place ) > I have a few late night adventure stories from wally world That sounds like a...bright idea. He stands on water, he levitates, and he still gets his foot stuck in in a bridge between two wooden planks... Unfortunately no matter how much you do budget in training, no training is enough to counter willfully ignorant or "I'm too busy for that!" types. We're an MSP and when we recommend a refresh, we also recommend training. The folks who attend training put in less tickets related to the new $thing than those who refuse the training or claim to be too busy. Gee, what a mind blowing statistic... The beta isn't open yet and doesn't open until tomorrow I don't get this subreddit Fake....someone has access to adobe illustrator. Saving so I can reference this post in a years time after (hopefully) founding a successful company and having a cool story to tell. ~ fingers crossed Early on in my pregnancy I went one week where all I wanted was spiral mac and cheese with tuna fish. I felt sick, couldn't eat, and that was the only thing I wanted and I needed the protein. Had another pregnant girl who chose to continue smoking weed dare to tell me not to be eating so much tuna Right?? FFS you guys. Half the problem we get such a bad rap is because of people like this. Plenty of intelligent people smoke weed, too. There's even a child in this guy's picture My boyfriend's cat does that when we have sex 'I've got no idea, and we're not finished yet ' [/u/Sage1345] scavenged through the orcs' bodies **+20 9mm ammo +2 9mm pistols +1 knife** If someone seriously said that to my face after running over my cat I'd kill that person. Did he actually use ''bro''? I need to know (┛ )┛彡 ʇıppǝɹ Ha. Ha ha ha. HAHAHAHA!!! Food found on ground 2-3 days later? Oh sweet, it'll still be good to sell! nop Lets not forget 'lulz'.... My stepmother was like this. Shit now this makes me think she writes for Cosmo. Her idea of playtime for me and her daughter was us getting dressed up to watch the boys play. *"...girls don't get dirty, or sweaty while playing outside"* We were only 10 Did...Did you just reply to my comment using multiple accounts. Have you ever stopped to consider what it is like to be a VES fan? O So your volunteering to lie to children and scare them into believing in imaginary stories, and you're looking for praise on reddit? Oh my god, I live in Atascocita! I had to double check which sub I was on... I'm glad there's at least one place around here that does that. It's super suburban around here The desperation to rise up and start killing their oppressors? Yeeeeeah I don't get why it's such a bad thing, unless they happened to use that side... for some reason. That death mark proc + Annie death audio sounds rather..... I knew I shouldn't have written any of that extra stuff. [ ] [ ] [totes gonna stab you for that ] Probably why you are on a list somewhere because it scares me It's sad that there are laws regulating tree forts. $16.40 in Ireland, don't you dare bitch about cigarette prices. how did this get upvotes 24 hours after you cut off your own cock and mail it to pet store as even exchange for a dog collar with the words "bitch" on the tag. Bark bark back. From this point on, you must one up your previous sexual experience. Good luck. How about we stop pretending the endangered wild life are our toys, and leave them in the water? Care to explain...? Inexperienced backpacker in the winter. What could go wrong? Average Reddit IQ < Average 4Chan IQ. This seems kind of fake, and that only adds further suspicion Depends on who you are. Yeah I know those feels pretty well man...all I can say is that in a way you gotta not trust yourself for the time being. You know you want it...I know you want it...but there will always be that little voice telling you that it's not even worth the effort or that things aren't going to ever get any better than they are right now. I lied to myself for a long time repeating that same shit. That's the worst part of the disease of addiction IMO ... It talks to you. It's like having cancer where the cancer constantly tries to manipulate your brain into believing that not only is it not really even there...but that the way you're feeling is normal. that's some hard shit to overcome and I honestly think that's why so many of us struggle with addiction even once we are past the physical withdrawals that we were all so worried about to begin with. I don't know you obviously but there's light at the end of every tunnel even if you can't see it right now. A bag of dirt, several colorful pots and a fruit basket. I now have an apple and pair tree. The death of everybody in this world that was fucking it up by my standards. That was so amazing I'm going to give you a million dollars. All towels have bacteria on them, it isn't naturally human. > ಠ ಠ Take this emoticon with you: Came here to say Cho'Gath. Imagine Cho support Feasting a paper Sona/Ashe C'mon... Blow a whistle... Nothing bad ever happens to whistle blowers... I'm batman. Care Bears the Movie. I don't get laid much, but I some how ended up with a heart tattooed on my butt. Not enough Begin building a new cloned or robot body. 2 close friends, about 100 that I would regard as close enemies. ┌( )┘ More likely, but I hope not. The current one is enough of a tool, republicans are even worse. Could be crash Europa into it and make it like that again? The irony is that the victim of this photo would more likely support treating gay people the same way he's being treated now. Isn't living I a backward theocratic nation great. If you can buy a hamburger you can buy a Humble bundle Only 5 injuries tonight. Imagine the tewitch chats . If he's so great, why is he on reddit begging for an illustrator? Dr Phil is a right wing walking violation of the Hippocratic oath who should have been throne in prison years ago for underhanded business practices and Oprah is the new age equivalent of a tv evangelist. Unless your asking who would win in a fight to death, I say, fuck em both. Worked for Disney for years. When it comes to paying their park employees, they are worse than Walmart. Spray tan Still wide awake! Yeah, the Retreat is *never* mobbed Reddit, where 99% of your problems are solved by weed or shrooms 300£ ? Where is this? It looks London-y to me. Caps is control and left control is function. It was bothering me. A lot. Congratulations? I don't see any bones I met my best friend in high school's parents once. His dad looked like a walking corpse. Turned out his mother was 50 and his father was 75. They met in college. I figure he must have been her professor or something. All I could think was: *can you imagine, 25 years old... out of college, and you wander into a hospital's maternity ward and there's a newly born baby and going, "I'm gonna marry you someday."* Deland Florida. It's around the central part of Florida close to Daytona. I go to Stetson University. Really nice little place but yeah my roommates are kind of dbags towards baseball and the O's I had a very sarcastic question on a silly post once, and someone answered it acting like a know-it-all. My reply stating it was a joke was downvoted. Says the person with Vi flair. Ah, ***ese*** tipo de bruja. La mía es tan comprensiva... una santa. Comprensiva en el sentido que ante todo lo relacionado con reddit, por ejemplo explicarle qué es un "meme", la primera respuesta es , pero luego se acuerda con quién se casó, lo tolera y hasta me acompaña. "Winter" This girl looks 14. that turned weird fast Well played sir Actually kind of like the pic, just absolutely hate the way it's used. They *gargle* it sometimes. I once read a book where women were categorised into two types: cheese or fish because women taste of one or the other. I asked a lad friend one day if this was true and he said neither. Women taste like battery acid. that's a cat?! Now even 14 GB of Swap Apparently they were very goth and went through a "vampire" phase where they drank each others blood and shit. Ew yeah not something I need to know about my supposedly sweet little old mommy and daddy 10% chance of rain... hmm... Write your stuff copy it go to settings, manage uploads and upload a pic. Paste and then paste the pic ಠ_ಠ So jumping is like popping the trunk or diving by zero? It was a rhetorical question... This is my response to anyone who would pre order this before they release essential PC info: What the hell were they paying their cooks ?!? Only takes 20-30 minutes to do the pve daily and 3 matches for the pvp daily. So you are trying to tell me there are subreddits which aren't filled with reposts? ...come on, really? Stretches... I laughed at the myth/play reference. And then the reddit joke hit me. Laughed even harder. OH FFS That's just it, none of them are. It's all just a power grab. Now you sound like a gold buyer. Except you are a granny photo buyer And how exactly would you know that pervyinthepark? >Do you really need the karma that bad? That guy was super happy to see a naked woman in the shower and after he opens the door he immediately goes to roll around on the bed. ... ^he^was^still^happy define old son...carefully... You sicko. 42 rolls and I got one green keeper Oh heyy look who decided to show up! But that means...ass-boner. She is 13 Not really. I can say that there was a point in which I "wanted" something magical or mystical to be real, but sadly, by brain required some sort of proof. And as I learned to value what was real over what sounded awesome, I concluded there was no such thing as a god or magic. I still feel a little bit of disappointment. it's stunning how accurate this is. What's weird is that mortality wasn't really the issue. That might have been because I was a kid. I think it was more that I watched so many movies and read so many books with people finding such interesting mystical things, that I just wanted that moment when I could find something rare and unexplainable. Then my childhood was kind of shrunk with my introduction to the Internet. Sexy standings... I don't get it. As appose to unemployed opportunist? Can they form that human chain around laws to keep Muslims getting into that as well? We've got no room to talk on that front. ლ( ლ) Doesn't this just mean he was the first white guy to find it? As an aircraft mechanic, he should have pulled up more. I can't be certain but it seemed like he had a good amount of speed to make it over the tree at least. Gets me hard? You.. You get out of here with that mess.... Actually, that's not true. It's fetish for many. Which is pretty much just as bad. Is that....is that comic sans? It can be very risky though... Just today I splatted a TeAr when I zapped an orc wizard (dangerous for my level) with a wand of random effects, got polymorph and turned it into an orb spider Must be the cigarette smoke Not sure if or ಠUಠ So then come together and FIX IT! Says the guy dragging out the a in his name You must be new here... Then get off your own ass and google them your self. There were tons in the news for years. Honestly, I don't think any amount of sources would convince you. And sorry if I don't log every article I read. I have a life. You would be very surprised how many people buy hot tubs and pools and then are shocked to find massive power and water bills. So, you'll have to excuse me is I don't assume you an exception, seeing as he you can't google this information your self. That's what I was thinking...same as how straight males feel about virgin females in a way. Either way, I don't know how I should feel about the massive positive responses League of Legends. Don't see how people get into that, and my friends are like an orgy fest when they talk about it . Whats going on here... I think you mean: No, super. Aș fi venit, dacă anunțai din timp Keep in mind, women who would pay for the company of men are more likely not going to be the pick of the littler. Woah wtf. And that's helpful? Does it matter? You sir/madam, should win the Internet. Well...That...Looks...Apropriate... So everyone complains bout his haircut, but no one raises the fact that he just married Katherine Heigl? The dog is holding the phone landscape, yet the picture is portrait. Keep lurking So you need reasons besides a taste in movies to have an opinion nowadays Not wtf That logo makes me want to vomit. Yes, we get it. It works with electricity, as indicated by the "lightning bolt" and the lightning bolt typeface. Because lightning, electricity, power just in case we thought it was operated by slaves .... Not these tools, they use the technological wonders of the late Industrial Age ... Electricity. Yes, sir! Giants 12-4? The wolves are CGI after the first season. Chargers 4-12? Really?.. **Really?** Show me one example of widespread forced marriage outside of those countries (and their neighboring countries in that area) except of the small semi-nation communities filled with religious police and religious extremists from those countries. Oh yeah, I forgot about that Vortex... That front end just looks... I think I know what kind of films you make. Like dog ears M se Did you name her Cracker because...she's black? Yeah, dude. Totally. Big black dude in the second rows ecstatic You're a wiser man than myself... In your defense, made and bought are very similar! At a quick first glance, I thought it said My Dog: the buttlicker...... I'd give you gold if he was a buttlicker; but not his own. You: Because, there have been worse situations which did not result in embassies being shut down. They simply want people to think that they are justified in some of the underhanded intelligence gathering that they are being caught doing. Reminds me of when I went to Calgary once (I'm from the GTA). Cousins were freaking out over the traffic there (they're locals). There were about 4 cars on the road . Not even in my neighbourhood would I consider that traffic. Can we possibly get a recipe. :) Or the many (majority) of intersections in the metro area that are timed to be red if you do the speed limit at every.single.intersection I guess war can't be serious all the time... This is debatable. I believe he/she meant where did this gif take place and why Apart from the octuplets... they were born, rapidly aged a couple of years...and then stopped Goddamn whoever did foley on that video. Having flashbacks to LenDale White taking away all my Fantasy TD's for CJ a couple years back... NOT AGAIN. I told you man!!! Insta karma!! :D! Thanks for your support PENIS_SOMEHOW_HARDER. Lvl 4 skiller. doesn't sound right Just scrolled through all the comments and not one user had a Rooney flair. What's with that lads? 40...(┛ )┛彡┻━┻ My wallet Safety's last name is Die. I didn't know Pollard switched teams. I'm terribly boring: I just play a couple rounds of Fifa Dae watch Breaking Bad?? You know that you put things on your wheels so it makes your bike a regular bike This made you go,"WHAT THE FUCK!" ? I hope so. I could see that being true but still...that panic man. I just think I'd be too busy freaking out to do much of anything else. I'm about to have a panic attack just thinking about it... It's only themmothermfucking capital of Texas, such a great "college town" Not cheap. I got the mid-range plan back in October, at the time being "$35" for 2 GB/month which actually comes out to $42-44 after fees+tax. I think the equivalent plan is now 3 GB or you can pay slightly less ($25?) for a 200 MB plan. 30/6682 !! What gun have you got equipped ? Thats some ammo you have got stocked up. Hey Kevin, saw you suckin your own dick on reddit last night.. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Next lesson, Periodic table Am I the only one who sees moving pyramids around the word "illuminati?" > Da fuq is dis shit thou shalt stfu u fuqn fgt u mkn dis shit lyk a circle jerk U lyk men fgt stpd fuqn queer gtfo nbdy lyks fgts Yeah, no face was awesome until he ate that frog guy (forgot his name) my exact expression was a little like this This explains why it doesn't last as long for me as it should. I chug orange juice by the quart. Fat People. I have no idea how to use Reddit except to look at posts and write comments and posts. I don't know what karma is, I don't get so many of the inside jokes, I have no idea what Reddit Gold is, and what the heck was that periwinkle thing about? Oh and what does this face mean ? Is it even a face? Are there more faces? Can someone please write Reddit for Dummies and keep it up to date with new inside jokes? Please! I feel like an outsider just laughing along to try and fit in. Soon someone's going to realise I don't get the joke! Yeah, that would be great. Then we can wait another 20 years to get to the point where a high speed rail line is about to break ground, only next time it'll be 4x the cost. Analize her first? Front lines of what? On one hand, I hate police abuse, on the other hand the Amish community is a cesspool of animal abuse, indoctrination, and tax evasion. It's people like you that water down legitimate criticisms of Obama. Stupid Flanders Maaaaaan at GameStop we got a double sided poster I want a pokeball game holder!!! This inspired me to visit r/new - one of the first posts I saw was someone selling there bicycle If the person is selling more than one copy of the game you can bet those games are fake regardless the rating of the seller haha. I just refuse to believe that someone bought 12 copies of FireRed. Kerbal on the far left: I'm actually out of socks, this is some creepy shit . Zombie Apocalypse. I even bought one of those vintage style baseballs bats from the 30s. Never in my life have I ever seen someone do something like that intentionally. It is. The worst part about anxiety disorders is that you *know* it's a trivial decision… but your brain is telling you it's terribly important DONTSCREWTHISUP you're going to ruin things! All Chinese people hate Chinese people Chinese version of this guy Fuck, I kept rereading this because I thought your were referring to the dude walking down the street. Dammit no one is making real predictions Some people.. "The thrill of the fight" Ah yes The Sunshine State...What a great title for the thunderstorm capital of the world I'm still trying. I'm in knots. 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Atheism has nothing to do with the origin of the universe, just a lack of gods. If you want to know about the origin of the universe, you may want to consult with, or read a book by an Astro Physicist who specializes on the subject. Simply saying a magical man did it is lazy and dishonest. Because we all know how receptive people are to angry long rants. A polite letter with your frustrations and a willingness to actually find solutions, might have worked better. He's not that rare on the cruise line. Justin Beiber has a chrome car, how cool is it now? It is bullshit. Kissing predates the human species, and it's most likely part of common mechanism that developed to determine the health of your mate. A lot of mammals have equivalents. The advantage is that dressing up like a pretentious hipster writer goes to waste if nobody can see you write. If u give a finger, takes the hand They had their Christmas stuff up at the end of July lol I'm assuming this a parody? BBC: "this website is not accessible to the UK" or, just don't swat at wasps with multi-hundred-dollar computing devices This is why us Christians cant have nice things Well as a Canadian, I can tell you, unless you have a company already willing to shell out the expense and sponsorship, you will have to meet a points system based on your skills and usefulness. It's not a fun process. Budum'ching! Ladies and gentlemen, he's here all night, don't forget to try the lobster. Once again, I remind people, Justin Beiber has a chrome car, how cool could this be? Nah, those would hurt the dog. The thin skin on their ears are nothing like our lobes. Besides, I tried it on my Chi. She just immediately smacked them off with her paw. same exact position here I guess people forgot that the Jew were not the only victims. Shhhh. You're offending the Jews who think they were the only victims. ლ( ლ) I just noticed reddit is full of repost what more than a day next time I trump you all with my lucrative education in anthropology. Indiana Jones lied to me. not a huge cultural misstep per say, but I was in union square (NYC) and while trying to navigate through a super packed crowd, there was a germany family just a standin there. I ended up hitting the guy with my shoulder or whatever, didn't hurt him in the least, and he turns to his wife, and in german says something to the affect of "fucking obnoxious americans." Whatever, I don't care, this is nyc I get called worse trying to get a cup of coffee. He proceeds to turn around and ask me how to get to central park. Hope you enjoyed brooklyn douchenozzle. Can't unsee... Wow *so* brave. You're *so* clever. Don't spread word to the muggles SG = One Direction 2 months old, man, come on. so close ლ( ლ) It is. The other day, he sat on my chest and angrily licked and bit my face because he was out of food Oh good. I thought it was a bundle of jpeg's. Don't know why you're getting down voted. Here's a small contribution to the contrary. Yeah, I bet Damphair is using a defibrillator... And this childish There's someone in the front row recording the match with a Nintendo DS XL... So how do you pronounce ? ಠ▃ಠლ( ლ) I'm relatively new to woodworking but I'm pretty sure you shouldn't be ingesting wood For the love of god, thats the air we breath. Db Cb F Ab Ab Db F Cb Ab Db Ab Cb F F Db Ab Cb Ab Cb Ab Db Cb F Fucken half-measures Wrong, buddy's mean everything, even if they're costing the store money. Source: too many years in retail management, dealing with useless staff who are buddy buddy with right people ** ** Or the eighth as well for worst troll ever. I was about to say........ You bastard. ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ Y'know, I may be Pavlov's dog but "for science" has such a sexual connotation to me... I think your right. Something to do with Phi and the golden ratio which shows up in nature. Maybe someone can explain it...I will go check g gle but... i was born with a brown nose... omg [ ] Meth Damon... Oh sure, Sandusky can't get away with this but these guys sure can *this* Wh-at do you mean "you people?" Dat turning accuracy , wut That isn't what begging the question means... Thanks No mechanicals pencils??? The fucking tapeworm episode Dude every episode I wish Kanye would start doing nursery rhymes Is that a glory hole *GEM* > I went camping with a friend who had never had to "pop a squat" in the forest before. I had to explain to her how we ladies pee in the woods. After receiving detailed instructions, she wanders off to give it a try. A few minutes later I hear a blood curdling scream and run to her. Turns out I had neglected to instruct her to *not* STAND in an ant hill while performing this task I'm 6'0 145 pounds I can't see. Can you please screenshot what you saw? That might make a night out on the town with other guys awkward. Can I take your place in Australia? Maybe they don't want to live under a theocracy? Which is the final goal of the Muslim brotherhood. It isn't a gif, but if you stare into the girl's eyes for some time it will be like they move. Easy there, LaGuerta I have friend that manages special client at hotel in Vegas, and he once hired me to entertain at a large bachelorette party dressed in a bear suit. I was not the stripper, that person came later, and I felt so bad for him. Considering the amount of abuse I tolerated, and how much money I had to fish out of the orifices of that costume afterwards, I'm not sure a half naked guy could have survive having cashed stuffed in those same places. By the way, women are way worse when they think you're bought and paid for than most men. If it were not for the 800 I made in 2 hours, I'm pretty sure I would have been pretty angry. It was so bad, I actually got an apology note passed onto me the next day. I have met my nemesis. Hey! Viceroy Snuggles has it hard, he only got 18 hours of sleep last night, and people forgot to warm his organic, cruelty free, food this morning. Now if you don't mind, I must go sift through a box of small sandy stones, he might get offended by the smell he made. Not now, Adam.... ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) lower your dongers ノ( ノ) preferably? Aaron? I am going away for 6 weeks, I really hope my GF shaves before I get home..... All I have to say is Pervert ITT : People Who Thought they were still beefing. Even though they announced they weren't weeks ago. Hello splinkles **OH...MY...GOD** Citind comentariile ** ** Fina loves you forever. FOREVER. AND EVER ( ) - be gone, villain! Nothing like typing a text message and having it auto correct a word to something you searched for on youtube last week. I can barely move my right arm and my left leg. What the fuck, immunizations What's so annoying, having money? Your fantasy is for an under-aged girl to rape you and threaten you? I'm sitting on the toilette God dammit, right in the feels! He is completely right about this... "I wanna break you in like a shoe, little kcoyote." Emboar is getting to much air, his flame is blue That period after the 10 really needs to be deleted. Only one leg day? family? she was married wasn't she? probably had kids too. Basically, this study is saying the Jersey shore crew should be the most intelligent people on the planet. Yes it is, it was actually a canvas in a modern dentist office here in Brussels Even better. Spilled thick chocolate sauce all over our keyboard.. Exactly what I was thinking. I decided to make my miqo'te anyway because I really loved how her design came out. Within fifteen minutes of entering Limsa Lominsa I encountered three other miqo'te with the exact same hair coloring/highlights and general hair style. I really tried to be original too, but there are just too many kitties out there that need spayed! _ _ > I kill more Birds....................... If you tell....... You're absolutely right. David didn't show any signs of infection in his last ten minutes of life after being bit . Even though every other infected were contagious through saliva, the weakest of all body fluids. Thank you so much. I totally forgot about Chutney! I was worried I'd bought too much cilantro (coriander) yesterday, especially since I forgot to serve it with the taco salad I made for dinner Zyra's Infiltrators I see you are The Lord of the crossing. I never was any good at this game You guys are welcome to use the same ITUNES accounts but really need use your own IMESSAGE and ICLOUD accounts, or shit will continue to get merged. That's what iCloud and iMessage are for...getting your texts on all your devices. Not taken their shoes off when entering my house (Canadian) You...you came into them? 42 minutes? ლ( ლ) ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Girls don't poop. I think they're cool. "A transgender" followed by the wrong pronoun. Really? Oh look! Another d-bag in a horse mask! How funny and original! Thanks. I went down this rabbit hole right before bed time. Yea sure and tell me once you can trade tomorrow. Also I have a manaphy in my box!? But you said it worked well " " I'd like one, please! Had to give my friends my Mirror's Edge codes when I got the bundle. Why did I think this read "blood" You tasted the keratin from a zit? ** ** Ahh yes! I made a shot called a "King Hunter" ... Sounds badass right? Well.. it taste like shit and is really easy to make! Take whole part shot glass and part Crown Royal and one part Jagger. Then prepare to do things you normally would not... Ah man, right before bed as well Yes. [](/abuhoh) 36K gold You are probably right but in context I must say, "Way to take a compliment and shit on it." Survivability is hazy with this build. You've got so much cc and Dmg that if you don't get caught by ele reflect and you play it right you're set. But one bad move or ele reflect and it's pretty close to imstagib . If you like I can post what build I'm running + gear. Sarcasm I hope why does it look like the water is sucking on the fishing line. i can't be the only one who sees a mouth and 2 closed "wave-eyes" The moment when I must ask myself if, in all the years of my life, I have always been shitting wrong. Stop trying to guess my name. Or when the game clearly says "no ab" and the first thing people say as soon as the game countdown starts : ab? I'm so sorry to point this out but the mixtape to me just looks like it's a face. I didn't see the little red arrows and just kept scrolling down the pictures, and I thought one of them was next to your asshole " " WTF Ooooooh what an awesome wall!! She's going to make a great mom someday. Hmm American Airlines. I showed up to the airport during winter holiday. Their kiosk systems were down and they had one agent checking people in. People were missing flights because they couldn't get checked in on time. When I called the customer service number while in line to ask what I should do about my connections, I was told there was nothing I could do, so I should buy a new ticket with another airline. When I repeatedly refused to accept that suggestion, the customer service rep suggested I had some kind of a disease that prevented me from understanding. ( ) Well to be fair, I did at least acknowledge her existence, unlike most others. And if I'm willing to spam people with Akari~n pics, I'm fairly sure I'm trying to repent for my ignorance from 8 months ago. Have you tried the stock podcasts app lately? I was a religious user of instacast for a while, but noticed that apple really stepped up their own app. I started to explore my options when I saw that instacast wanted $25 for their desktop version Gotta get that "best deal" Mine told me to call back each weekend, unsure if they were getting any and, if so, when... Your AR is on "semi" not "safe" Not to mention they "filter" legitimate good reviews too. I had two of my shining reviews (the first two lol) hidden because they thought they were fake 34 GP 115 points Shotokan is some real pussy-ass shit I spent too much time riding the switcharoo train that miltank Yeeah, I kinda got that from the last lines too. Why is there an Elvis Presley on the council? AP? ...my boyfriend. He's done it multiple times and I'm sitting there like waht I'd add the recommendation that you create separate uniforms for different squads, so that each squad is uniformly ( ) equipped. i don't know, and i don't like it You know what grinds my gears....mobile sites! Don't try and reinvent the wheel, just make sure that stuff like videos and whatnot load on mobile! Looking at you Escapist > " " - no It was a secular functioning government to. You already did... That was really quick So, round em up and send them back to Africa. It's not like hippos are hard to spot. THEY ARE HIPPOS. I would see this as more of a warning to the US, this is what happens when you let corporations get away with anything they want. Yeah I'm pretty confused as to how a tiny dude that appears to be wearing a woman's suit gets to protect the freaking Dalai Lama . Not to mention your NAME is right there... don't people have *any* shame? How did you go from "toothpasting" to "toothpaste nipples"? Sucking my PP... Because a lot of people are just that unintelligent Thanks Captain Buzzkill. Yeah, that was pretty dark... Imagine it worked Unfortunately perception is reality. My guess is your comment was perceived to be correcting the guy/gal above you, with false information. Questions phrased like that are just generally risky in terms of drawing down votes, for whatever reason At least so far as I've seen. Downvoted. My initial thought = so damn close I must have missed that when he said it during the video we all just watched... The irony "Fucken"? I have three bras and none of them really fit I really need a bra that fits intervention :( Super Mario Brother. That was not how you instal a sink faucet. I read this in Peewee Herman's voice. ( ) Fuck, I just realized I typed "Masturbation made me believe in happiness again" pro-nuclear shilling at its douchebaggiest So... Keep the flag bell, change everything else? Do not eat ....Malcolm's overall anatomy and detail to the body. The artists are making me drool, So much personality in each one. ugh I'm losing it. You are here by banned from /r/Thestrongests9ball for discussing secret plans that may or may not exist ! OP is a girl Your " " in the thread made me crack up. Just a quick question, why is Troy's face from his shaving video the link thumbnail? Why did I get a mental image of that No you're the only guy the ever think that Are you disrespecting the almighty Bass God? Better not be.... Am I the only one who thought "ew the mouthpiece will constantly be sticky or slobbery"? Because they are eating delicious syrup covered foods... obtain a permit? So it is federal crime but if you have permit is ok? I don't get it... She blew two guys I don't know how to toke you... Up or down... You seem at about a [9]-[10] but you could also just be obnoxious.... I shouldn't have clicked that This was not an insane eagle as I initially thought. I watched the whole thing expecting her to reveal her mangina at the end. Yes and no. There are people who will go out of their way to criticize a smoker with a drink in hand. There are some social circles my wife and I can pull a smoke out and be fine with while others we can't mention because we will be horrible people (yet this same group of people are promiscuous whores.... Go figure) ..aaaandddd the google "Try these too" images has some dude passed out with his finger in another guy's ass. You stupid fuck! That's like rat poison for them! Now it keeps locking my phone for mins SOMEONE PLEASE HELP Try an E46 316i Compact with the M3 badge. I was all "haha" then I was all I am an adult. All mine last 3 days or less... lol, Californians see a lightening storm "Oh awesome, I'll head out to a pier with my metal tripod". I came here for the strippers Yet she said the boyfriend found the post. When does the mocking start? I call that Tuesday. Oh wait, I thought you were being sarcastic at first. You'd like that, wouldn't you? I haven't seen girls und panzer... I just deemed the as appropriate. Playing truth or dare with 3 guys and 2 other girls. This asked a guy who he would kiss in the circle. He said "You or Kelsey". My name isn't Kelsey. I wholeheartedly agree with these sentiments! Except for downvoters. Downvoters may change if they'd like. You can see a total of three names in chat, so no not everyone was happy with the use of hacks. Also I stayed to get evidence for a report after thinking something was wrong in Day 2, because it sure looked like I didn't have enough money already Oh I get it, you're acting like Kane west?! So, in other words, he's uneducated. For a country that doesn't like gay people.... Sounds like a bitch, you should dumb her. I have a care bear heart on my butt, because I drank too much and my friend is a tattoo artist. RES has a button, as does the iOS app Alien Blue It sounds like you're describing a toddler. FTFY "bring some eyes to NZ" >~~cis~~ *stupid* people As a cis male who *doesn't* think OP needs my dick (or to be "cured", for that matter), I felt the need to FTFY. * * Touch wood? DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!!!!! Hello, it's August. Are you still alive? Thanks or probably she just farted... we will never know In the same way, thanks to the "like a wall" bit in Book 7 of the Iliad, we know that Ajax was around thirty feet tall. THAT kid. > I just deemed the as appropriate. Because.. I was in school and i was bored, and then i thought It looks good on you, though! Not wtf I hope you're not serious ' Like me Don't lie to me, OP doesn't miss a thing That hurts my soul. What did I just read? or the 1900s Moffat. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Dinkleberg This video is private Am I the only one that will still kiss my GF after a BJ ? As part of a get-to-know-eachother game, my orientation leader at college asked a girl how she lost her leg. She said she was simply born without it. He said "Oh cool my sister had the same thing! Except she was born without teeth." WANT Wait this game is somehow about dressing up in drag? Like me Dat link karma I read that as "And also exiting the mech by ejaculating looks fun" Hydrogen Peroxide is BLEACH. Everyone seems to forget this and think its some magical cure all! NO Haha, how true! ooooh you're one of thoooooseeeee Fuck it, I'll repost without the "don't upvote". I didn't know people hated it so much. I really just wanted an answer for my question, but you know, people hate this and that so I guess I'll try again Nice try, but no one is buying it. Damn, I'm sorry. I hope my original comment didn't bring up bad memories for you I'm a straight male and after the Pool Party Graves skin I kinda.... Yeah I've got a man crush now... Nevertheless I would enjoy a nice dinner with LeBlanc, she seems classy and my type of woman. She has that taste in clothing that I like in women, very ornate, royal colors, shows some skin but it's still elegant and stylish. But uhh after that dinner tho, LEMMIE see if you can deceive this!! D---- Where I grew up (Thompson, Manitoba, Canada), we had to throw old blankets over trash cans on trash days to keep the ravens from getting at it. Not that it made any difference, I saw on several occasions ravens ganging up on a trash can, lifting up the blanket and tipping the can over. Ex used to shout out that i was on when we were in public or that he knew people could hear cos he thought it was funny. Fucking humiliating. Its bad enough as it is having blood coming out of you for 5/6 sometimes 7 days, fucking up all your plans for wearing nice clothes and making you feel disgusting and unsexy without some horridiot wankstain abortion escapee yelling about it out in town. Implying that you did what to his people?... Only when they shit on the sidewalk. "We Suck Young Blood" Wat... ( ) Use T-T. T_T is to close to without fancy tricks. BIG BOOTY BITCHES Ohho.. That is a cute idea, but WHICH stitch do I choose for connection? It's so hard to choose! This article caused me to glare suspiciously at my printer.. sitting there.. looking all innocent. Sex through garment! Just wrong in soooo many ways. Gotta be messy too... is that.....a fucking tentacle? "Abandoned baby porn" Certainly the level of honesty you can expect on the subject varies in correlation with those variables. Dude, I don't wanna crush your dreams but the Nats have kinda mostly already crushed your dreams. accidents involving injury or death must be reported within *ten* days TIL that 33 is middle-aged Sounds good. I'm rock hard already ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ dat title. Uh ya. They're married Are you......THURSTY.....? And dude, your entire comment history is pro-GMO and you applied to be moderator of /r/antiGMO. Reported, don't give out addresses. Oh god.... What happened afterwards? Oh my. I couldn't tell he was trying to say "rapper" the entire time. I don't really see how she's hot; she looks like someone you would find at a Middle School. Done that, it's not personal enough. Sometimes google just doesn't cut it. My dog will actively hunt bees and wasps if he sees them. Then he'll eat them. Uploaded by "Property Management Marbella" Meaty-penis in her inbox? Less fun, moar dour Thanks! My husband acted like they just looked "okay" , but I was pretty proud of them. As true as this might be, his hypocrisy makes it hard to reflect on his own motivations in saying it. I thought that was true until the second paragraph Magikarp. Those jaws are always open for a reason. Not wtf COMMON MAN JUST GIVE UP! It would give graves bonus movement speed, slow the enemy and deal bonus damage for 3 auto attacks or until the buff wears off. I dont think they have really said anything about that. Lots of factors could pop up. My worry is I see them more likely offering up re-remastering of past games so they can double/triple dip. They could of just put GoW 1 and 2 ports on PSN, instead the gave them HD remastering and charged more. What is to stop them from sidestepping offering you the option to redownload what you already bought on PS4 and instead just making a GoW 1 and 2 4K HD edition. I don't remember that quote either I heard a coach once say to a kid on the football team "boy! you got the whitest set of teeth I've ever come acrossed.." the innuendo could not be ignored. ...You know what they mean... Man, I wish the soldiers would have the right accents. That would have been so cool. Instead, I'll end up with a french guy speaking french, a german guy speaking german, and all the other norwegians, swedes, spanish etc. will speak perfect american english. Lrad disappointed me so much. It was the first song I heard on the EP, and I literally just went when I heard it. Nothing is happening on the official forums because everyone ran out of the ability to post. can someone get these 64 players out of my mom's basement please! I think OPs problem is being surrounded by trolls and feeders makes it difficult to get better or know you are getting better when you have to carry their extra deadweight I just realized how risky mine was. I was referring to this: "$15-$20 for a meal isn't expensive." From the previous comment. You used lowercase for a class name but CamelCase for a variable name iPhones, each new generation That's two strikes for google It's on her left hip/ribs. Last year I heard an 8 year old boy talking about how hot his mom was and that he wished he could marry her. The other teacher in the room with me heard it too. We just looked at each other like "Did we really just hear that?" The worst is when you wash your hands and they are germ free,... And then... THERE IS NO PEEKING PAPER. you have to TOUCH the side thing where all the germs are to feed some paper out. Then you have to wash your hands AGAIN. Only to find out that the door to get out of the restroom has a handle you have to PULL. He's on a roll... Is there really anyone out there who doesn't know how to bypass their stupid attempts to censor the Internet? It'd be funny if it wasn't so pathetic. An utterly futile attempt to stop the citizens of this broken country from visiting the places where ideologies go to die. Like r/cats. Seriously. Oh, thank goodness. Good to know my concerns are unjustified. That will take the fun out of it. Swag-with-two-g's... we meet again. That was not your best story If you changed "this" to "anal" it wouldn't sound so...like you slip the whoops which is messed up unless that's what you meant and in that case First thing I though off was a broken nose. But that last sentence man. Yes, that's where they met Mike. Those poor kids. If anything happens, they'll more than likely be killed/injured by the staff, not the fucking assailant. ** ** My conscience says but I'm laughing really loudly. The internet is so tame these days. ( )>⌐■-■ > You're not an only child, you have twin younger-sisters, how could you forget them so easily? Yes. *Anything.* YOU CANNOT COMPREHEND THE TRUE FORM OF 'S ATTACK My school had a Mr. Bates, except it was an all guy school It can also be terrifying. Anyone going should should be familiar with the terms "red light" and "safeword" because at Folsom st fair you just might end up with a drunk gay dude humping your leg, and sometimes "stop" doesn't quite work as well as it should. (everyone else was well behaved. It was just one dude) Dat comment section... Yikes. I've never been a fan of Ron Paul but I had no idea he believed any of that. We're all pink on the inside... Too late... *I know everything* this makes them all look like fuckin pussies Dynex powersupply I'm at your /s. gtx 680 with 4130 ಠ_ಠ. Gtx 680 intead of gtx 770 or hd 7970 . You need to upgrade to fx-6300, cooler master 212 evo, and 990fx motherboard so you can overclock the cpu to around 4.4-4.5ghz. Also once you do those changes make sure you change the psu from that dynex to at least a 500W corsair, seasonic, evga, rosewill-hive, antec EDIT: When I saw this post, the title of the one underneath it was "Learned this one the hard way." Double take city. Never is it the first drop. Why did somebody sh@t on the coats?! seriously nobody ever wonders! Dat autotune well, my apologies if i offended you with a joke. I took it down but seriously... Pretty sure you aren't meant to burn your flag when you want to replace it... You joke...but I fail to see the humor.. I know right? Take it dammit To whomಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠffffgrreಠ_ಠsಠ_ಠಠ_ಠssdfg I feel awesome seeing them knowing what they're doing and all.ಠ,ಠ_, ┬──┬ノ( ノ)┬──┬ You're on it right now, aren't you? Ya let me just log into gmail for you... the babywearing is so I *can* knit, otherwise I'd get nothing done around here How far did you go with authenticity for Varys? You guys should take one out of your government's hide over this. I have you tagged as "Screws Little Children" I was expecting you to say your package was accidentally thrown out *Cummy* I did that at school once. We were good friends, so I told her with a letter. I specifically said don't tell this guy because I knew he would bully me forever ( I just recently learned he lives in my neighborhood ). So she reads it gasps and gives it right to him. Then he goes and tells everyone in the school. I really hated her forever after that. I don't think so. Though from that comment and my tag it seems he must be screwing children and then selling them I'm not sure what the deal is, but for some reason the text that goes with my links never seems to show up *sitting here patiently waiting to steal someones million dollar idea* Bitch I'm the boss of whoever I want to be the boss of. Don't worry, I've seen this user on many many MANY threads and he's just a troll. I even commented on him to stop stalking my threads and I a while back. Kinda sad I recognize usernames Dickfaces on soapboxes with too much time on their hands. Good thing there aren't any on reddit I agree. nothing says 'Increase speed' as F! Any bands or artists...No no no no no! I will not associate myself with fanbases who defend the actions of the artist, even when they're completely downright moronic...Yeah Beliebers I'm talking to you! Honestly, that looks like something I'd expect to find at a Chinese Pizza Hut. I certainly hope Poe didn't "use" a raven Get possesed by Reggie. Cuz you know, it's so rockin Read that as "we boned"... was like I was going to write back about that I meant to only dispute the facts he wrote (poverty and jail) but then at the end I just wondered why you knew so many 16 year old girls Chuck Norris is a anti-education, religious nut bag and homophobic tool, he deserves no praise. Thanks. Sorry mate, that really is claptrap. "If it's in Barclays we don't have to bail them out" - uh-huh . The point I'm making there was more "I put it in Barclays, do you honestly think once it's there it goes directly back into the UK economy simply because I deposited it in the UK? We're meant to do it alone? No wonder why the boys thought it was weird.... So they have no good reason to charge $18 dollars for a return train ticket to domestic terminal from central which is a total of 4 stops Upvote if you get this reference. Not wtf you're an asshole Stegasaurus? If that WAS true it would be worthy of many ' 's ლ( ლ) What would make you think I'd be offended by that? no worries, he will be directed by zack snyder ...~~i need those weird reddit eyes here how do you do it ?~~ ಠ_ The way he typed physically hurt my eyes and brain to read. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ "Tape worm" Red Alert:II and NFS: Hot Persuit 2 - took me 6 years to beat the NFS A lot of people are not going to change just because of resolution. "One guy one jar" flashbacks... My left leg hurts....for no damn reason Elemental ** ** Nice dayda- waaait a minute ( ) ( )ノ-■-■ Carolina is keep pounding? Dem nips And you didn't put it in a museum? Not wtf Him's You made your dog a hunting trophy? Well damn, boe yep Uh, dude... Because you can't be getting busted up in the boxing ring and spew HIV blood all over your opponent, the ref, and ringside viewers. You're fucking kidding me. ( ) They never rack their weights And a ghost doesn't...? Gotta love the fair and just nature of this sub. I hate you. ಠ_ಠ You failed your English teacher. Dr Who........ Someone needs to tell them that TV's come in different sizes, and not everyone needs gigantic icons cluttering up the screen... Holy shit KSP is the most fun and frustration I've had in a game in so long. I still can't land on anything but the Mun and Minimus! ლ( ლ) Well, he must be a child if he thinks Super 8 is a great movie. I feel like he's the comic relief/light-hearted character, too, which is really odd considering what he does. 29 yo male. Private contractor. No insurance. Recently paid $700 out of pocket for glasses, exam and a prescription that hasn't changed since last year. Planning on paying for a dental check up out of pocket this fall. Being an adult is starting to suck. But it is still your coach... I thought that said, "SPLIT FIRST". And then you accidently tip the bowl spilling the contents of your bowl to your phone..... terrible invention. Damn, seems like being a clone gave Mewtwo anorexia Residential T-intersections I aint in no need for yo charity yo! Reddit to my real friends. There's always that one dude with the vacuum lungs...it always turns into a sucking contest Thanks. I try to tell people when they notice it, like family members and they always ask why I just don't stop doing it. Yeah, we totally buy that. Nice! I wish I had a gaming pc.... but I've found a new obsession in pokemon! Seriously.....I love them! When I was a sophomore in high school I started some definite unibrow starting to grow in......so one day I get the bright idea and I shave the middle of my two brows....with a standard face razor! ಠ_ಠ well I went too far t one side, and I knew it, but hoped nobody would notice......and I thought all was well, until Christmas Eve at my grandparents my cousins saw it during a game of taboo, and the shit storm commenced and they were laughing and pointing it out to every relative around....it was embarrassing to say the least! And to this day, if my mom gets a bit tipsy, she loves to regale my wife with this tale of high school misery! Seriously! I've gone into hubby hibernation......all her free time is in books How do you know he's being downvoted. At the moment it hasn't even been an hour. Ummmm.......OOOOOOOUCH!!!!!! ..... The exorcism of Emily rose......drove down what we call old 99, cuz the main highway is just called 99.....and thought I saw demons the whole way home! This literally makes no sense. This guy is a true statistician and scholar of the numbers. My professor said that the genital area (The clit to be exact) would be way bigger than the male's. She drew an example and it made me very uncomfortable. What a rich and vibrant culture Nice try alphabet agencies. Even... Superman Returns? I am an adult. He dragged you down to his level and beat you with experience. Fucking stop doing it ""weird" color" Dahvie Vanity. Has quite the reputation for being a creeper/pedophile. I think there's even a video of him making out with a girl who's about 16 What ever it is, I wouldn't get so fucking close to it... why oh why did i click this I got error 2002 and 5006 but now I'm in queue Then so should infertile men . This is going to be a hard downvoted thread because your logic is flawed. Cuz SE be lying to me with their World Lists You feel unethical because of the position you're in??? You are in a business that has no ethics. That should be your last concern. Maybe he didn't get the sarcasm tag.... Or just troll Puppies. The post about dogs in Korea being bred for eating them and for the fur? Yeah that was awful. Also that washingmachine-like things that are used to get the fur off of them Someone hasn't had a girlfriend yet 84% posession 0 goals Can be euthanize the abuser now? Is that a penis It's my religion to go to court wearing a lovable bear suit, should that be allowed? Of coarse not. This is ridiculous. It's my religion to go to court wearing a lovable bear suit, should that be allowed? Yep... It was like YELLING then super calming music, then Bill Withers is like singing his heart out. And most of us were like: I know but it's starting to get on my nerves. It's like he's a broken record repeating the same damn thing. But I'm still one of his fans to be honest. he just has that " " factor which makes you like him. I'll still wear a tie on top of it, I don't want to look unprofessional. Logic cannot redeem inaccurate givens. > Helped you get dressed? I would if it was for XBOX ONE. You buy a whore, and starting pimping. Everyday this week friend. I get to work early to try to eliminate stress, and wouldn't you know I end up an hour behind somehow! 30 minutes early to hour behind! I get upset because my boss thinks that I'm the ONLY on who can deliver parts, but I know for a fact it doesn't take a rocket surgeon to do my job! Aaaarrrrrgh......I know how shitty days feel, if I had a one use reset the day button, I'd ship it to you, hopefully it gets better! Howard the Duck. I would make it dark, like the comic. Jelly Creatures that move to odd music. As long as I keep a brisk pace, I fine. I best is tastes just as a good as a real Tardis. I was putting stock away at work, and I got the bright idea to show off to my wife and show her all the batteries I moved that day(car and tractor batteries) so I'm standing on a double stacked pallet to get a better view of the stock area, and take a picture....well I started walking off the pallet and forgot I was about a foot and a half off the ground.....and i just fell.......like you see in movies, but i basically folded my foot in half! And probably broke something in my foot cuz it swelled pretty bad, had to leave work early, it was embarrassing and painful to boot hoping you feel better! Yahoo! Child indocternation. get back to /r/shibe fiend I like how there is a warning now "genitial mutilation". That warning was not there when I clicked on the link Exactly what I was going to say. It would appear OP is shooting for more karma by attempting to make it more controversial than it really is Not cool! I hate heat! ew, what happened to my list I had to read this book for class this past week..... Fucking creepy to see it referenced on here. Oh you... Redditor for 22 hours, 64,000 comment karma EVERY FUCKING BANK CLOSES AT 12 ON SATURDAY. Some kid made these the other day and posted it on Reddit. I'll let some other user, with no life, find the original link. MRW when I can't post stuff: That's just evil. ( ) My mother use to do that to me when I was little. Arabian Goggles Perfectly good way to get killed. So I just put one of those "military grade" screen protectors on my 3ds xl......and I'm kiiiiiinda freaking out about if I did it right...... and also, I bought myself a guitar bag for my guitar and its the WRONG size.....turns out I have a very odd sized guitar! Well that's it for my rant! :) Who on earth has ever said that sitting around the house and drinking is responsible? Ooooooooohhhhhhh, I see what ya did there... I see boobs This subreddit is becoming just like Yahoo Answers. Oh wow! My brother used to play it, I'm not as patient as you'd need to be to play I'm a shooter, run in guns blazing lol "Taking the hobbits to isengard" . Thanks man. Not wtf Not wtf do you like extramarital sex? Aaaaaand i almost puked "*wrestle*" maybe I'm just on /b/ to much but . Holy mother! I have this too.I just didn't put it cause it seemed too weird.Also sometimes when I have a cold it partially blocks my nose(only one of the nostrils gets blocked) and it feels so uneasy that there's more air coming out of one nostril than the other.So I close the unblocked nostril and force extra air out of the blocked one.*I know* You fucking twat! It was in the original cut that went to the theaters. I remember seeing it as a kid. You can hear when it's supposed to happen in the movie soundtrack (T-Rex Rescue & Finale, time stamp 6:43). Spielberg took it out because he thought it would make the tyrannosaurs' entrance more of a surprise, which was dumb. Then people are left wandering how nobody saw him come in. True story, I once wore a bear suit. But it wasn't in court, it was for a huge bachelorette party. I made a fortune, and it was horrifying. It's just got a bunch of tiny bubbles, but everything I've read online they *should* disappear in a few days. **SHOULD** Tomato sandwiches are delicious Oh yes, let's pity and support the obvious abuser. I'm sure that will do alot to reform his obvious bullying behaviour. Dat antecedent. This is straight from Highdeas.com... One of my coworker's most infamous cases (we all have a few): Homeless guy got his finger severed when a metal dumpster lid swung down on his hand. (It severed one finger and broke a few other bones in his hand.) He went to a convenience store and told them to get him an ambulance, but because he was bleeding they wouldn't let him wait inside the store. He was worried the finger would 'go cold' while he waited outside, so he kept it warm. Guess where? wat. I admire a man who has been gone for a few years now. His name, Dimebag Darrell Abbot. He was the lead guitarist for Pantera, a brutal thrash metal band who along with Metallica brought heavy metal out of the 80s into the mainstream. He crushing rhythm lines, and his mastery of the harmonic and shit tons of distortion have been an inspiration to me since I first heard Cowboys From Hell......it's sad that he's gone! X1 11-1-13 ...stupid 3 Childhood ruined You are aware that Disney, from a corporate level, is as bad a Walmart when it comes to paying their employees? Is your dad part of that? Ikr?! who the fuck says 'most sexiest'. That bad grammar is serious . ** ** You piece of Shit I'm sorry, weather sucks! We should punch it! Lol and I do like pools.....aerobics not so much but pools are awesome! :D Starting them early? .... He's a boy. For when your 37 Good art comes from pain and suffering. Ironically, this also includes comedy. Ah ok. Well I'd still help you if you wanted to do something a little illegal lol just saying....... I may know some guys who knows some guys...... This is awful. Not sure if a really long gif or great looping Why ketchup? I mean, butter have been a better choice of edible lube by far.. LOVE the Dr! I have honestly seen or read Harry potter...... how was the fair though? I really need to learn more and get better Why do I read these threads? Why??? Dammit Katie! Now I'm craving doughnut holes!!! At first I read it as she doesn't have a vagina. Also does anyone remember that episode of Doug where he dips a banana in pizza sauce? My brother and I tried that back then and it was actually really fucking good Are you in a small town in central Cali?! Cuz there's a doughnut shop right next to the high school here...... Ah not too far! I'm in kingsburg. I still want doughnut holes..... It's a shithole town tho.....nothing happens here...... ever...... Haha you don't have one of those leash things? I would use one if I had kids Oh crap we've had like 3 murders in like 100 years here lol Jesus...sorry for the typing. I'm on mobile and don't see a way to edit on AlienBlue. I see knobbies You could go blind, but nothing major. > Watched a friend of mine (in tech school no less!) try and treat a massive cut on her foot by rubbing "body butter" into it. It was bone depth. I 'ed for a while before forcing her into my car for the resulting four hour ER debacle. Yeah, I tried, but I kept falling off instead getting any higher. That would be epic......I can drive for the company! I don't even care what it is! I'll drive! That's adorable she better die. > He had contracted it from a worm which entered through the ulcers in his foot apparently . Sp... Spiders get... Boners? Karma is a bitch. IP is linked to your pc not your account squeezing... [ ] why...why did you call the ambulance... if you were sorry you would delete that comment There are old perverts in Japan that will pay top dollar for that. My gf in high school was Misty for a Halloween contest thing we had going on. She looked just like this (they actually almost look like the same person)... it was awesome. Looks like someone needs to move on, seriously ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Repost, probably the 1000th time It's like the streets are filled with super models down there Golly. This is easy. In addition to what everyone else has said - they need to be on AVENUES if you want skyscrapers. Upgraded avenues. Reposted for the 1000th time! FFS ..Gambit flair I think it has to be *actual*, raw honey (most store brand ones are just some sort of sugary concoction), but I don't think applying it in/on your eyes would ever be a good idea. Oh god Yes... they smell *just lovely* I call it an *online journal* No one wants to play this. You just spoiled the whole thing anyway. My first email address was gangsta69x@hotmail.com. Ah... the "MySpAcE fOnT" Uuh guys? It's in the movie. Five orcs murders and fries... so dissapointed. It was in reply to the fact that I wanted to be able to walk around during labor and not necessarily give birth in bed with my legs up. She said there was no real evidence that being in other positions helped at all. I feel like I would have been strapped to the bed if I went with them. It was a very discouraging appointment and I wasn't even close to being pregnant yet. Really? That's a revelation . Http://i.imgur.com/zmLOR80.jp ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Well, you had to go and say it, didn't you Came here to say this ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Parents did this to me until I was 15. But only for tickets and shit That awkward moment when you find something you think is hell worthy about the presidential election ages after the presidential election occurred and think it hasn't been posted yet. Could you and I possibly be sharing one mind??? Link please. Why would you post a wallpaper without a download link?!?!? Teen boys drive (unintentionally) reckless while listening to their music? *shocking* And this came from a guy with Teemo flair ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ WHOA! The internet just got way to real for me. >else You're Irish but you drink Corona? My news channel is known for a guy eating his beard Haha, dont worry man i've done this shit at a [0], baked cookies in new apartments stove, didnt realize I had turned the oven to full heat instead of off and was wondering when the light inside was going to turn off, and it wasnt until the smoke detector went off from the burning rubber inside the oven that I realized my mistake. You both have proven my point The issue I have with lotr is that Tolkien can be pretty terrible at writing dialogue. His world is fantastic, really well described, and I'm completely immersed. And then BAM really expositional splurge from gandalf Punishment does not have to be physical, stop it. Is it just me or does the cloud look a sucking asshole ? Uh... What. *Nude - Masturbation guilt*. .. really? ** ** Nope! Southern California. Land of idiot drivers. Put it back? ( ) Why did you use commas instead of dots after the numbers? Cannot stop looking at them. geraffe... If that's not an advertisement for socialized medicine, I don't know what is... All the posts I saw were from people in the USA ( ) WTF? Checks, yes it is the Omaha subreddit. Well... Um... That animator had way to much free time Congratulations. You just based your comparisons off games that were officially launched (Rift, SWTOR) and one that isn't yet (FFXIV). That's fair. Not wtf Please tell me Elvira, lives there. I like his thinking, that's a shitty situation to find yourself in. You were there man! You had just made a insightful comment stating your opinion without wrongfully bashing anyone who doesn't share it... Then you had to add that last sentence... Who the hell gives a kid a 50. Cal Desert Eagle? Doesn't like Pokemon... That is not the maldives What a retard, that's no way to hold a gun... ... I have lived such a tame life. What offended me most was "Klon-dike". It's 2013, not 1912. O'Reilly literally had to ignore his spellcheck, go back in, and say "ignore/add" as it shouted at him with a little red line. ( )/ dude, relax, I'm not saying it isn't big for a game to get these numbers, I know it is, I'm just saying that Dota 2 as a potentially huge game for the next few years in the esports scene perhaps comparing it to other long standing esports games like LoL and SC2 is more apt than comparing it to Football manager 2013, no need to get pissed Not much! I'm basically boring I don't mind hearing about it though! What's age play? Well a family member browses reddit and I've never really told my wife a lot of this..... Argh!!! You beat me to it ( )^n Kinda hotter now.....but I still dunno if I could do it ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Please tell me they're talking about the "BLACK" dog!? Those faces in the front row killed me! And yess Robin Thicke is here. You must be either stupid or oblivious if you think our transit problems started 3 years ago Chill dude This whole thread is great. On one hand, we've got the statement that the JP servers have been fine because they have a fraction of the users connecting to them than that of the NA/EU servers. But then on the other hand, when people then question "then why so many JP servers in the first place, instead of spending more on servers for NA/EU?" "It's twenty times more popular in Japan." I have a hard time believing that their predictions were THIS far off in both regards, and attribute at least some of it to just plain negligence on the NA/EU side, though I won't say due to xenophobia. If this was Sega of Japan I could call that outright, but Squeenix hasn't been that bad about it. One of my High School English teachers would write to the local paper every week pointing out their spelling and grammatical mistakes... I almost convinced myself once. And then I looked down and realized I was wearing adult footed pajamas with teddy bears on them. Winters in Canada are cold, and its seemed wrong to not get the teddy bear pattern. True story. That's what I'm hoping for. I have a couple crescent wrenches but I can't seem to get a good grip on the little bugger. Figures the only thing holding me back from a complete rebuild of this thing is a small screw You mean... (⌐■_■) ( )>⌐■-■ I'VE BEEN LIED TO But how naughty is he Wait... is this serious? Or are artfully calling me a pussy for having a low sex drive Stop linking the daily mail. For the love of fuck it is /not/ a legitimate source its like the national enquirer or shitty tissue paper, just as I treating and relevant. I need a shirt that says "fine specimen of manbucket." In my imagination, where she currently resides to this day, along with my 100 foot yacht and my Scrooge Mcduck money bin. Dat gap That's why people started punctuating and using capital letters, too. That's something I don't normally nitpick, but I'm just saying maybe you shouldn't criticize. Cool thing to say. You can use a keyboard that has a pasteboard, and you paste it from there whenever you want to use it Jesus So, he's the village idiot? That's not what your girlfriend says. I don't know, that's the problem. ლ( ლ) ¯\ _( )_ /¯ Naw, that's a clean kill. I saw her take down a buffalo once. Nothing but bones in less than 12 seconds. "Any girls looking for a video producer" Du musst aber auch immer alles kaputt machen And still we would have one of this everyday on the frontpage Why am I reading this while eating dinner.. Look, I'm not one for meaningless sex because its demeaning and disrespectful, but on the flip side, if this is something serious then you should have the confidence in it being something that consenting adults do. You may feel like shit and want to send a gift basket but the fact of the matter is that his mom had no right to just barge into his room no matter fucking what. It's a matter of respect and regard for him as an adult, which she doesn't have. You think she's a sweet Christian lady, but at the core, she's just like most Christians, controlling and domineering. Would you find it acceptable to barge into the room a guest is staying in? I assume not. Some may blather on about how it's his parents house and parents rules. Blah blah, but ultimately it is a matter of respect as an adult not some child and having a mentality that that child is the parent's possession to do as they please with. Touched at 12? Hmm...then just don't stop watching porn This seems like an extremely scientific and rational explanation. So true I just go with what feels right Not wtf Not wtf Hahaha Does this fucking freak look like a fucking Horse ? I think not these fuckers deserve death I joined here after lurking a good two weeks..... I was a lurker. I saw how engaged everyone was on every single post, I kept seeing the same usernames post after post, and I knew this was where I was supposed to be. I don't make friends afk very well on account I don't like doing the typical hang out and be friends kinda thing, so I come here and there is hundreds of people making me feel at home, it blew me away! The fact that I can make a discussion, and have over 100 comments, mine included but whatevs, in an hour or so, is amazing and shows that this community is devoted to being awesome! I love all of you guys and gals! Marry me RAoA?! The tone of this comment is chilling. ಠ_ಠ India, . Heh, "On the *hole*." Yeah this table top modeling game is serious shit.... be nice. Reddits is one letter off from spider spelled backwards. What is wrong with you people ლ( ლ) This whole idea of Littlefinger raping Sansa at some point gets even weirder/creepier considering he currently plays the role of her dad... Really???!!!! Ugh... Sleepdriving. It's good to know this isn't actual policy, but I judging from these responses and the 2+2 thread (somehow related to this) I think corporate needs to issue some memos. The first comment I was like ┌( )┘ I thought the title said NSA. In that case, they would be really stepping up the spying game nah, to cure addiction, just playin bronze and silver, dont climb, stay there Same as I, I always pick good choices, but the steal everything too. That's one reason I'll turn the HUD off. I want to feel a personal morality karma system rather than the fairly off balanced one it has already. Not like it makes a difference in game anyway. You mean yours doesn't? You... What did you say about Iran They sent me a rejection letter. I have the exact same feeling about Shiva. That picture is ominously blue, in both senses of the word. Not really sure why I'm attracted to this 10 mins...on a single video? Singed free week .... Noooooo please don't!!!! Hahahaha diddling would be fun, but lets talk about the world.....how we gonna take it over? Yes. Her. "Character" You're on Reddit and you have time to write that out - your time can't be that valuable Did you seriously just call Switzerland Sweden? not sure my heart can take another ending to the season like last year I think that's the best summary I've ever seen during my time here. I wish to subscribe to your newsletter Oh noes. She's 20 now, so when did she *used* to be sexy? What's not to like? It's delicious and they're good for you Why are you talking to me? Those percentages are not adding up Weird day to have the name Craig. The only thing I can think of to describe my reaction is my god As a Mizzou alum, Well this is strange. Two of my four tickets are under my name. I triple checked before the cut-off that the correct names were on each ticket. I really don't need two Blizzcon tickets for myself.. Time to open a ticket. That must have been cool for them. King making comments about Miley Cyrus. Nope, not totally creepy. Not creepy in the least. Come on guys, it's either this one or the Iliad! Good god woman! SLEEEEEP!!!! you're about to enter.....the *sillywillies* Honestly, thank you soooo much! This is an awesome gift inside of a thanks for a gift.....gifthanksception!!! Haha ok, did you lose your friendship ring, AGAIN?! I'm looking at you, alternet, rawstory, and dozens of other mobile sites out there. i summon wil wheaton You sure? I don't want you spending my money on food! Trueಠ_ಠyou could rule all of the books by selling them into university slavery.....you'd be a book god and become drunk with power of knowledge and dominate the entire academic field!!!! Not going to happen. Most of my work is contracted out to those who hirer me (they own my work). I have a church I work for cheap on the side but they don't use me exclusively so I could give you their website but it is (sadly) mixed with stuff others did and my stuff. A Cadillac Yes-clilade. As a 6'3" guy, thank you for another insecurity Arrgh, mate! That be rape! I didn't even notice his leg until I started reading the comments. . I thought he deserved respect just for working so hard. why did i fucking watch that? I love how Moyes made it in too, with that look. This was litteraly posted 3 hours ago Why is this so high quality? I guess I'm lucky that the guys who left them there weren't assholes like you. microwave a ziplock bag? Curiosity is a disease. Thanks for that. MezutOzil10**88**?? The important thing is that you were being safe. The shit is cray, I can't imaging a better place to get my ass kicked. actually thought this was a legit statement, kept scrolling then, > I had a coworker who argued that his kids were mature enough to play M rated games, then turn around not 1 week later and complain about how terrible they were during school. Well, it can crack that one now, since it's been published. *Thanks.* I used to work at a Dairy Queen and when ordering blizzards some people would always ask for a "Reesies" one. I have a blue Peter badge?! Where can I get in for free? (I'm 23...) Dude They shoot at the people trying to get proof... Razor blades = lube... That's so cheap Wow, do you even understand what's going on there? You do know there are no good guys in that fight? What the actual fuck did i just watch. That link was purple... Somebody needs to kidnap this man, and give him a surprise sex change operation. Reddit is such a circlejerk. Ron Paul everywhere . Maybe go for smaller parties, like Obama's Democrats? Figure out what kind of people you find the most unattractive. Then looks up pictures and videos of them smoking, do this for at least an hour each day. Oh god, these cheesy lines . Louder quality There needs to be a trigger warning on titles/topics like these. ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ Fack the spelling. Dat punctuation I know that feel bro. Having being (semi-derogatorily) called "chikneyy" by a roadside (presumably) *jugaad*, I had mixed feelings of violation and self-worth. ಠ_ಠ‿ಠ_ಠ‿ firt time I've ever seen a negative score on reddit for " ". Have an upvote :) Indeed, except this time we'll be going into a war where the other side will include not just the native regime but proxies Iran/Hezbollah, Russia and to a lesser extent China. What can go wrong? ** ** Star Citizen not on the list for PC Exclusives. Root beer float.....for bfast..... I use mt dew.....large quantities of mt dew! Yes. We're loaning him out because he plays like Messi. Not before circling around in the thermal the fire created, right? Rather than dealing with or eliminating the gangs, the solution is to essentially put up walls and give up? Fucking Escape From New York. Don't say the C word in /r/blackops2. No idea where I'm looking lol What if they're serious? You flair reminds me of the guy who asked us to put a 36" CRT televison in the trunk of his Jetta I watched this after a 'friend' told me it was about magic and was uplifting Piss poor MS Paint art is not WTF Yeah, me too >:O >:( >_< >0< >:@ m(><)m {{{(>_<)}}} ((*乂*) (≧◇≦*) q(o｀_っ´o)p k* I love analganks with Hecarim, though not when I'm on the receiving end. It rarely looks like this where I live, but when it does, I text my mother to tell her to stay indoors--she gets into trouble in fog. 10 years ago, she slipped while on a walk and broke her ankle. About a year ago she flipped her car on an exit ramp. Her response is still "But I like the fog..." Yeah, it ain't that great. Unless there's been a change there are no chances for us common folk to try the competitors wares. Some festival. Condor's blades are well made. That price on the other hand... Your kids will do the same thing you did. What goes around I thought you were just being cool by using airport or military slang. Now because of you, we're all slightly more uncooler by proxy Before: 30-06!! no, 308!!! no, 30-30 x 100000 times. what do i need it for? hunting? yes?? no?? range? NO? yes!! no? f**k this shit i'll use it for display... no ... maybe yes. That's a horrible comparison I KNOW YOU WANT IT! ^^I ^^KNOW ^^YOU ^^WANT ^^IT! ** ** *This* is your first comic back after a 3 month hiatus? **Were?** You are going to sit there and tell me beards aren't handsome? ** ** That's a bit defeatist. Downvotes? Really reddit??? And over-use of the tongue. Don't forget that awkward stupid looking tongue. > I'm torn, I want to upvote for calling him out for "kewl", but downvote for as the only content of your post... True, I just invented it. Age 23 so I split the difference: 69? Close enough! So how's this. Instead of turning the nation into a police state, why don't we JUST HIRE THIS GUY, AND OTHER PEOPLE LIKE HIM. Look at what he's done for free. Imagine what would happen if we was doing this full time. When I search for older messages, they don't show up at all ( ) Means your a normal person and you see what you like .. You tuck because your are scared they might see it and they look at you and next thing you know your in some guts DO YOU SUPPORT THE RED JAGUARS Flaxseed = the devil. I was overwhelmed to find out how many energy experts I knew on FB! I also found out today that these same experts can not take an opposing opinion very well either. That one old guy Guys send massages like that on Facebook? Still going strong I see. No memo. You *would* have been briefed and given a temporary ring *if* you submitted your monthly report detailing your activities in undermining standards and the family Ok, a person takes a bunch of pills or better yet has alcohol poisoning, they go to the hospital and get their stomach pumped against their will (they may or may not be suicidal). No problems there right? Lets amp it up, person is suicidal and holds a gun to their head. Should cops shoot the gun? There is video of it being done in real life. So a shitbag criminal hides dope in his body and police know about it. They are in the custody of the police and are there by responsible for his safety and well being. You think they went in this guy on a wild goose chase? Grow up, read a little and use your head. If they ignore it and he dies, guess who you're swinging your pitchforks at? The cops! And if not the cops, then you go after the doctor who has an obligation to save lives in the best interest of the patient even if its against his own wishes. This is done to prisoners monthly, I don't see you making a fuss over that. Something is messed up in your head when you choose being right legally over saving someone's life. Thanks for the f'n idiot comment, really brought a close to your argument for me. My friend has 4 children under 6. When she comes to visit, my 2 normally out-going cats go hide under the bed or run outside. 1 or 2 well - behaved kids they're totally fine with, and my 7 y.o niece carries the younger one around the house all the time and she loves it. But 4 boisterous kids aged 6, 4 & 2(the youngest 2 are twins) is just too much for them! And me! I've learnt not to bother vaccuming the carpet the day before they visit. It's a disaster area by the time they leave! Toys and food crumbs everywhere. Heh. By the looks of all these comments, my question did some ice breaking. Hi reddit Fisting rods can now be enchanted! Instructions unclear, dick is unrecognizable Why making it two weeks after... For the looks of it, it's been doing that for a while I don't. I seen two pairs on flightclub and all I can think is that they are going to stay there with that price they had listed That's quite a sense of humor you've got there Cosmo says otherwise. I need the precise opposite of . Came here to say this and you already did. Have an upvote. /u/AWildSketchAppeared has some competition I'm 28, and I still wear pajamas with feet. Filipino nurse who plays DotA. Sounds familiar . Redditor for 6 months.... My girlfriend said largest scrotum. I hope I did it right Level 22? I got so much CP for using Annie a lot. Not too happy seeing my state near the bottom, yet I'm not surprised Plus practice makes all the difference lol I've honestly seen 8 year olds who shred as good as Eric Clapton..... It's even worse when you've played for ten years.... God damn us mexicans being so damn friendly and lovely. It's very disappointing. The mighty have fallen Pshhh. Your lack of metaphor awareness concerns me. You wouldn't put a clock on that circuit then . Oh! Bread...dough....I'm an idiot. Anybody else at the last line of the song? Repost... Whenever a girl says she masturbates I think of traps can't girls just say they fingered themselves? ಠ_ಠ WTF AT DOWNVOTES REDDIT? No. Dem moves >You wouldn't put a clock on that circuit then . ಠ_ಠ *ಠ_ಠ* ~~ಠ_ಠ~~ ^ How dare you malign the greatest country in the world? Looks like it's time to liberate your people from tyranny. That last line, was very... sinister ಠ_ಠ ｖ（＾＿＾ｖ）♪. Smell of cum in her fart.. You're weak I'm not even joking but I think that's my sister I know it's not your fault but .. What is this wizardry Most epic scene, and epic line which I still use when someone sets me up: when Han is about o get frozen in carbonite, and leia says "I love you!" And Han responds: " **I KNOW**" just blows my mind! love it! So rants include having to work again, which always sucks! But I also woke up at 2:30am pst, and trying to force myself to stay asleep didn't work for more than like an hour at a time....so now I'm exhausted and still gotta work all day lol damn brain! I was going to make a Cicakman 3 joke, but then I found out that was a real movie. Curses! I'll see you back in cc. You stalker I know these words. I can read these words. I cannot comprehend what this sentence is trying to tell me. My mom won an free ipad mini in the mail, she mostly lets me use it because she has no clue what she's doing. I left reddit up and everything, and she took it this morning to take pictures of her outings Haha I happen to be really friendly! The problem is most of you wonderful folks live like a billion miles(maybe a few hundred to thousand) away! sometimes I feel deserted in central Cali! Why I'm always up for more amigos! What do you *do*? (like a business interview) Only two survivors left...... .....do they have what it takes to forge a friendship and make it in this harsh barren wasteland.... We should make this a show!!! CBS will air anything! Oooooh the mustachioed ladies........ ......the bearded dragons! Dastardly indubitably! You don't know the things I've done. Ah. If you look closer......they're actually everywhere, their perception fields are way better than ours "Everything is gone? Even my clothes? Dude at least give me a towel or something." That can be a simple mistake sometimes. If you don't see anyone coming, it can be a simple reflex to just go. Of course, I was taught to look both ways five or six times before crossing the street, so I still kind of have to at it, but it's often just a dumb mistake. Twice in a row is kinda worrying, though... Id be concerned if it was new pink. No meta-fuckin' Yah bodger. I highly doubt thatll help. I just dont like the idea of a licence tree and not a skill tree. One thing that annoyed the absolute shit out of me was that I spent the 1st couple hours of the game grinding up everyones magic and had unlocked black magic lvl 3, bad ass stuff like Aeroga, Thundaga etc. I was so very dissapointed to learn that I had only unlocked the **licence** to use said skills and not the actual spells themselves!  !WTF! Isn't that the whole point of going archer... I showed one of my friends this movie for the first time and her immediate reaction was: "What the fuck, Colin Farrell's Irish accent is so fake". That's the downside of having no real oversight or quality control in the industry. I used to want to get involved in it because I have 10+ years of retail experience, but every time I get talking to someone who works in the industry it sounds like there is a lot of shady stuff going on . Behind the at. i know you. .... For whyyyyyyy?! lets be friends now! Pantera.....Floods.....it's calms me down, oddly, and the solo usually brings me to tears..... R.I.P. Dime! A door with a lock on it......and he has the only key/spare. I would have had WAY too many awkward silences the next morning if not for mine......idk if that's what you were looking for advice wise, but it's the first thing I thought of! Very talented. Somewhere, some right wing nut job is going to come across these pictures and declare it as a sign of a war on Christmas. Haha more proof that I oughta proof read when I reddit via phone... Looks pretty cool, but I'm cringing inside because I learned in microbiology that most of the earth's oxygen comes from algae in the ocean, not plants. As another user said, she'd die from Carbon Dioxide. But th-that's not two words... No it's TOTALLY unrelated....... People are dicks Are you joking? There is tons of violent shit in the Quran. eggwhite turkey bacon basket you monster Thank you both for saying what I was thinking after reading this article. Sometimes I don't even... Wait. You're name is percthrowaway but you've never done perks before? Wat? 2.3 kids? Beaver ass glands Furtherest? 1080 I got aggravated reading this.. Hmm... Good point.... Almost read that as penises. So a Jew buys something full price... Better hope they don't go..... Postal. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ We only want a kidney. You don't need both. Stop being greedy OKTL you shut your whore mouth Thanks! ~~I hope he wants the lower number ~~ The day you die Yeah, I stole a friend's.... I mean... bought an extra of that one too. So this happened with my ex. One time things were getting hot and heavy and we were making out and feeling each other up and I started rubbing her and then I slid my fingers in and for some reason I shouted "surprise muthafucka" needless to say she was laughing too hard for sexy time to continue. she never let me live that down. You drop your retainer in your boyfriends path and he pays for it? My boyfriend took a management class his freshmen year. 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D: this is the coolest thing I've ever seeeeeen. Am I allowed? Because when the cow tree gets struck, all the cows fall out and crush you? You need to do little bit more research on your sources. What an Amadán. Did I just hear a burp in the cheese sound? And she's taller than me Aww how cute a bunch of cows laying under a tree. Notice title. You shouldn't be on a cell phone while upping gas. I want to punch you in the face so hard right now you don't even know I was reading your post smiling because you had restored my faith in humanity doing the right thing. Then your last sentence .. Im still using it. ¯\_ _/¯ He was probably thinking it made him sound sexy or something If its my kid, I find a good adoption agency, if its not, I call social services. Either way, I don't want it. I guess you have not reached the "Dutch over war" part of your relationship yet. And this is also why the loan business didn't work. Dat mole Let me see your fucking belly button. Good god what is wrong with her bottom teeth You missed a line. That's a special kind of special right there What has been seen cannot be unseen Read as cupcakes for my 1 year old boyfriend / \ wow what a dumbass. I guess you get a win, seeing as you dot have to process his MAC info. Portland; the only place on the planet that I've seen a person stop on the freeway to let someone merge. Hey-o, I'm on an island with only one other RAoAer As a student pilot, . Think about his... children. You know what I mean. That makes no sense. This is absolutely sick! I wonder why it isn't all Hyperion parts though. I mean the Maliwan stock and grip boost elemental chances but that Bandit SMG scope may be the worst part in this entire game > Inside. When did Islam become a race? Ya, if you not bring your dirty customs here when you move, that would be great. It would be for me. This is nasty. I don't care where you come from, you don't fucken do this. Are you going to remain a tools of the United States in regard to the NSA, or do you plan on doing what's right, and standing up for human privacy? Annie or Sona That angel looks...special. In a short bus kind of way. Literally? As someone who worked at a marina and now on tug boats, never wrap a rope around your hands. You, know I think more guys should sit down to pee.....especially at 3 or 4 in the am so we don't pee all over the place when we're half asleep! but yes I knew you were a lady! Your friggin mouthie! LEEEEGEEEENDARY!!! I'll start you off....I didn't look at the map mods before going n and it was a "no regen" map :). That started my classic spiral towards disaster!!! I was just walking around with my thumb up my ass Not wtf Not wtf try /r/whatsthisbug It is called Europe. Not wtf who is the monster that posts something like that without putting the source too?? My boyfriend and I use both condoms and birth control pills. If I say something like "I feel kinda nauseous," he'll be like "You don't think it's...." no, I don't Me and my roommate got 2 mini doxies and hers decided to pee on my flip flop, too....but the flip flop was still on my foot. Now make a female Lalafell... Bust sliders exciting... lexus... Hahaha why was owner in " "s? Doing good, gotta work in a bit Way to go! Fuck you ozone layer! ... I've seen a buttload of fucked up stuff on the internet but something that really made me was a video of a guy whose hand got caught under a hydraulic car door press. Hand went from normal to pizza size... ouch. Awwww I just can't get sweet tea down, and coffe is gross to me....ironic cuz my wife is a Starbucks barista lol Perfect drawing of What the actual fuck did I just watch? That has a nice ring to it. a type uh online community where users vote on content Looking at you china. ┌∩┐( )┌∩┐ dat Hina is that some code word saying? “ ” I got all excited because I thought it said "Math Racer." I spent 2 minutes waiting for equations to fall down to be solved. I'm not sure, but the fact that they have known the landlord for 3 years might mean they formed a crazy friendship and this note was all in fun.... Then again... I agree on the NCAA attention... I don't mean to break laws too... I'm a guy and i got the weirdest boner at that description of your apartment I'm Filipino. Can confirm, I'm the alcohol-induced hallucination dressed as Jack Sparrow. My dad died of cancer I don't laugh. I thought it was stupid. Happy birthday!...clit...commander... You're the person in the wrong! did you even read what i wrote? The face I made to OPs stupid post ಠ_ಠ followed by another to the idiots that upvotted his post. You're right like *toe* skin when I read your post: "yeah! yeah! " Hey hey, North America has black widows, scorpions, rattlesnakes, bears, mountain lions, wolves, and the most dangerous animal of all the North American United States Citizen. "Red river lover" I wish that were true. Why does the tooth fairy get away with bringing you only a few dollars, while Santa has to bring you full gifts? Why is the Easter bunny not arrested for selling unpasteurized chocolate eggs that violate health standard? Why do fairies, unicorns and gnomes not have to pay land taxes? And why does my stuffed bear not have to pay rent, despite living with me my whole life? These are important questions. Using hand puppets and interpretive dance. Those are horrid on gas an safety. Not to mention, completely fail to protect you from dinosaur attack. ლ( ლ) And if you can't, I recommend finding a good position on a cruise ship for a year. I spent 2 years on Disney cruise as an a performer, and I have no regrets. Though, I'll admit, the pay could have been better. Find a cheap bear suit, and hide your friends cloths right before you go to dinner at a near by pub. I belong to an astronomy club that pulls this prank to every newbie who joins. They pulled it on me last year. Just make sure to offer to buy him a drink, it helps numb the humiliation. Fingering a woman with Cheeto powdered fingers... Dead boys body is now treasure? Why is every bear on reddit referred to as pedobear. Racist. Fuck I can't sleep now and I've got a job interview in the morning The face I made to OPs stupid post ಠ_ಠ followed by another to the idiots that upvotted his post. Utorrent and thepiratebay.......torrenting! Wonderful story, does it go anywhere or was that just it? so his argument is to have a prayer of every religion then? that would take weeks... Well, I'm in Texas, so my options are the Cowboys broadcast of the Texans-Cowboys game on FOX or the Texans broadcast of the Texans-Cowboys game on NBC. "gained access" No MC When the newer people in Marching Band don't remember the next move, or their horn angle is wrong, and I see it. Not a big deal in a high school band, but very noticeable to the crowd watching a university band with 210 people making arcs and circles Awesome, I had a female arrestee do the same to me. She was talking in tongue, so I asked her what she was doing. She responded,"I just put a voodoo curse on you." My patrol car had a plexi-glass barrier between the prisoner seats and front seats, so I told her plexi-glass prevents me from being cursed. She said "oh, I didn't know that" and continued to curse me out in English. Lenz. Yes writers, lets get Elena to bang nearly every character with a penis. Cross dem fingaz. He'll kick your ass to if you hit him... Cheeky little guy.. That youtube comment reply Yeah, I don't think you can be condescending in the same sentence as ' '. This was reported like 3 times scam? They just had to show that clip of Kap This took me a second or fifteen... Then I remembered the creepiness of it all. Same approach works well with a swarm of bears... What is the punishment execution? Yes. Yes, they did. Okay, cool. I'm like the only human who doesn't watch GoT I hate earth, when will you finally give me the ability to leave and go live some place else? Made me say wtf when I seen it! You know there's a reason I found this. Dat flair name Trade? So you want the dead ones? That actually really irks me that you're a grown adult woman and still aren't able to make your own medical decisions because "everybody wants children so you'll change you mind." Dude, doesn't count. Thats not something to joke about Since you asked so nicely I'd be glad to give you one! Seriously though... Do I know you? White. Unless your mother is also Buddhist you did a very asshole thing Seven hells She's got a cute face Why did I even watch this ‎ I am thoroughly disturbed by that subreddit. ebaumsworld.com OH WOW! This looks better than Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones and Walking Dead, I can't wait..... Whys didn't you use your hands when you tickled him? How do you know my name? NSFW? Unfortunately? She may have not, but i sure did..... It makes sense that they'd do it like that but tbh honest I wouldn't be able to tell you either way, I don't know how they do it, Googles no help as well Heard the first few notes of the song they chose, and "NOPE-d" right ff the page. great shot, it's like: are you kidding me? that's me? I'm not sure if I should believe your username or your comments. ლ( ლ) wat WHY IS THE FLOOR BLACK?! Wat Because a submitter named THEYLAUGHEDATMY*DICK* is going to be the person with these tits. I have the strangest boner. I...I think this has gone far enough. Some guy was that close behind me when I was deadlifting yesterday. I'm not sure how he was going to try to spot me on that one. I.... what? I don't think the majority of drivers in the US are skilled or responsible enough to have roads with no speed limits. Does any one else think that i nailed it and am doing it right? Have an upvote. AND MY AXE! This kills the axe meme. To the front page with you! This. Wow. I don't believe I made to the front page! I'd like to thank god. There's no proof that fairies don't exist either - do you believe in them too? Carl Sagan said it best [Carl.jpg] Repost Not sure if Repost or haven't seen it before [fry.jpg]. If it's a Repost, just use the downvote button! IDIOT! That's what they are their for. I hate being this guy, but you used the wrong 'there'. Irony. Came here to post this. That is NOT irony! Look it up FFS! It's shit like this. Absolutely agree with Sagan. Fuck everything about this! Fuck all the things!!! No, that's an object, I think you mean Rings. No, that's a band of metal, I think you mean Sings. C-C-C-Combo Breaker!! In Soviet Russia things fuck you. go on... That post was almost as bad as Justin Bieber and Rebecca black combined. Louis CK hit the nail on the head with this one [Louis.jpg] Stop posting pics of Louis CK with text! He would hate it! He should have posted in [1] /r/only10subscribers anyway. Neither, Chuck Tesla. You got that from /b/ And /b/ got it from Reddit. Nice try, M. Night Shyamalanan. Your spelling is wrong. I quit life. AND MY AXE! Another LOTR reference! This thread helps my OCD. This doesn't mean you have OCD! IT JUST MEANS YOU'RE particular!!@! This is what OCD is like: [vid] Wadsworth constant applies. Was expecting to read that and will not leave disappointed. My SO made me an axe for my birthday. Awesome or disappointing? Guythatsaysmyaxe: AND MY AXE! Upvote for relevant username. Member for 4 years! Your day has come! Member for 4 years and only one post - You can't explain that. [BillOReilly.jpg] Good Guy Greg Upvotes relevant username. Scumbag Steve Downvotes relevant usernames. One downvote? SBS is a Hipster. Steve! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU* You just edited your post! Hey everybody! This guys a PHONY! A BIG FAT PHONY! This is why we can't have nice things! I'll just be over here then. [sadkeanu.jpg] Forever Alone. Have an upboat. I wish I had more upvotes to give. Wait...is that a spider in the right hand corner? ENHANCE. Someone setup a GUI interface using visual basic. NOPE NOPE NOPE!! [spiderenhanced.jpg] Kill it with fire! Hey Guys, my girlfriend thinks she's [f]at, can you talk some sense into her? [size0model.jpg] Pic is down. Is she...Over 9000?? 9000kg girlfriend? That brings new meaning to....a tonne of fun. Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! To help everyone out - 9000 kilograms = 19 841.6036 pounds How I feel when someone posts "Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" before me [gif]. No one cares how you feel on an internet site. This is not your internet site! There are millions of visitors and they all like different things. I think this Youtube comment said it best [screengrab.jpg]. Nothing has not happened more than that didn't happen. Yeah, I can tell by the pixels. TIL about pixels from a tv show and posted a Wiki article on it. What the actual fuck!! Look how stupid my friends on facebook are. They know nothing about pixels. [screengrab.jpg] AMA Request: That guy on facebook!! Would anyone be interested in a AMA from that guy on facebook? FFS! Just ask them and if people are interested they will ask questions!!!! Okay. [okayrageface.jpg] Look at my cat in a hat - I rescued it from my neighbour's backyard [meholdingcatnexttomyface.jpg]. I want that hat! Shutupandtakemymoney I don't have a cat to pimp for cakeday karma, so here's an elderly person I know. Happy Cakeday! Am I the only one that hates cats? Yes. You are a unique snowflake. Yes. You are a unique pancake. Yes. You are a unique toothache. Y U NO like cats? huh? Next person that posts 'huh?' gets a visit from this guy. [fatguybeingsick.jpg] I don't even... That's it, the internet is officially over. That's enough internet for today. I'm out. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ Hi r/sex, I'm just wondering if it's normal if you get an erection while licking a table. Of course. Anyone who doesn't like it is a victim of society and is homophobic. (285 upvotes) I'm a cop and love to lick tables. Police abusing cooperating table [vid] That table gotta lawyer up! Lawyer up, hit the gym and delete facebook. Fuck the police. Whoa, we got a badass over here! I love the police. You are the 1%. I don't want to live on this planet anymore. If you hate this planet...Does that mean you've been to another? [philosoraptor.jpg] Imgur mirror [1] Urgh. Is there a Reddit for grownups? These memes are getting sad. C'mon. It was funny! I laughed so hard I spat coffee on my keyboard. I laughed so hard I almost woke my roommate and dog up. In Australia you wake your roommate and dog down. I told my Australian roommate I quit facebook. This was his reaction [gif] This is what Cleverbot has to say about facebook. [screengrab.jpg] I copied what Cleverbot said and said it back to Cleverbot. [screengrab.jpg] Yo dawg, I herd you like Cleverbot so we spoke to Cleverbot with Cleverbot so you read Cleverbot while Cleverbot talks to Cleverbot.. We must go deeper.... That's what she said. I don't always go deeper, but when I do it's in your mother. [interestingman.jpg] Why? Did you break your arms? Not this again... every thread! Someone always says every thread! TL;DR - Comment was unclear, text stuck in fan. Holy Smoke Batman! Yeah, so, fuck that. Calling someone a 'piss poor human being' probably won't help you get a free pizza.. It sucks cuz money is usually spent before we have it. t makes me sad No, didn't realize that. Thanks for pointing it out. Alien blue lets me add this face ಠ_ಠ My liver never took an off-season ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Back door porn keeps getting weirder and weirder Aaaaand now you're following me Dude, naps are MUCH more important than work! How are you supposed to work if you're all tired?! Sleep deprivation causes poo brain! that's science. And yet he still can't enter their country. Fast & Furious 6: Longest Runway Ever. Animal welfare approved veal? What does that even mean? im already sleepless for na regionals right now. "ren and stumpy".. Haha welcome to my life. Imagine learning all of these rules for each of the 50 states If there is a "no gun" sign and you have the normal carry permit, you are not allowed in, open or concealed carrying. If you have the enhanced carry permit, you can walk in with it concealed and it is not against the law. However, if you walk in open carrying or if part of your gun shows and alerts the property manager, you have to yield to their wishes if they ask you to leave because it is private property and they can basically make anybody leave for any reason. So, although it isn't illegal, if you are found with your gun you have to leave if they ask you to. Does that make sense? Are you trying to troll? She's gonna get the same as hitler and little Nicky I hope...... as stated before me, I'm not a fan of children, but I wouldn't do anything like that.....even o the evil eat cat......horrible people like this need to be sterilized so they cannot add to the earths genetic pool..... In the corner? That's my favorite spot to cry I have this odd ability to say its gonna be alright, then it is! like not like time will make it better, but like the next day! Yeah and she is the tough one..... First rule when somebody gives you a computer. You format the drive, and reinstall the OS. It's 10, you neanderthal. Possibly....but you would have to awaken from your rum coma to see me as a ninja..... shadows surround me and my brethren! Heeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyaaaaaaaah!!!!! Pheeew lol I named my kitty bandit, but I should have named the bastard, shredder! He's mean so much bloooood...... *whimpers and rocks back in forth in the corner* I didn't stick around long enough to find out SERIOUSLY !? Are you even human? Can't tell if the two things are Calvin and Hobbs or that they are Calvin and Hobbs AND Portal.. Reminds me of RWJ South Texas ent here. Keep it burnin! And your eyes open You ask too many questions um... no, because that movie doesn't exist. "Punch" My Zap has a drooling problem... He leaks like a faucet and from his preferred sleeping spot (on my head or draped over my neck), he has drooled into my eyes, ears and mouth. Do you live in Norway mayhaps?  I also wondered why people do this. It's actually just a reflex more than anything - and if you're running to snake and there's a lane, doesn't matter if you see it, you're getting fucked up. Watch Mattingly rests Adrian tomorrow because he ran around the bases too many times..... ( ) From what family says its the regime because they are the only ones that has control of the "Internet switch". But it could be infrastructure based so who knows, which is a common answer nowadays in Syria Wait, so you "hear" dead people? [ewwwww ] Wow, you are truly a great human being for that. I think you deserve an award for not being a douche bag. Good job. Debes ser nuevo aquí. This is a real sub Olive Garden, get off of reddit Your feet on the seats >Your feet on the seats Omg I'm his freind and he did exactly that, he's like to me, "omg, look at this Connor, you should jailbreak lol Hahahahaahahaha, my phones better than yours lol". It means you must be Satan to suggest such things. Well, if my Jewish family had not been hunted, they would not have fled Germany to England, then my grandmother would not have met my grandfather and I would never have been born. So, I would been forced to go back in time, grow a funny mustache, go into German politics and kill Jews on mass. Water + white dress = classier wet third concert. Congrats I would have guessed she was 15 she need to grow the fuck up Definitely, some friends and I made the drive from Houston one Saturday in late July and they were open but disallowed swimming so frustrating. NSFL It'll even save any character you like. For example, "lod" gets me and "posg" is But he had a mother too.. I once knew a girl who though the Chive version was the original. Someone posted a parody (like this one) and she was like, "Whoa, you like The Chive too? So cool!" thinking that everyone else was just parodying The Chive doesn't matter had sex did he died do a barrel roll this is why we can't have nice things so brave came here to say this I threw up a little bit in my mouth damn nature you scary bitches love would I have the weirdest boner right now nope nope nope that'll buff out amirite MURICA fuck yeah this I'll just leave this here I see what you did there that escalated quickly nice try do you even lift 10/10 would bang put your dick in it shut up and take my money that is all said no one ever I am dissapoint right in the feels mind blown I'll show myself out nom nom nom faith in humanity restored I don't even at first I was like and then I was like seems legit I'm still madly in love with ಠ_ಠles?! Don't you mean ots?! LULZLULZLULZLULZIES >Your feet on the seats Complicated enchanting.. Your face suited you better when you was fat IMHO Wow! What a great AMA ! 3 hours in, zero questions answered! Sell now...Coinbase had a buy price of $130 and a sell of $142 Haha! Well the dreams I have aren't all normal. The first breastfeeding one I had, I was breastfeeding my cat! y u so negative ? ლ( ლ) Those s-300's were a great investment. Without them Israeli jets could just fly in and out of Syria at will. ** ** Indiana Jones and the temple of Nope! I chose Kannada because it's where the eyes for the " " face come from. I believe it because I had a friend like that in high school. He still is pretty socially awkward in college but he would ask me if a girl liked him just because she bumped him. He got a hold of a strand of her hair somehow and he told me he jerked off to it. My wife and I handled that with Probiotics. It works really well unless you suddenly have to start taking certain types of antibiotics... Then i have people on Facebook start posting this with the 'so you don't believe in God?' caption... Will he go back? It is the infamous "Reddit stare" galaxies.. Poor choice of words. Never seen a dog giving the Ugh! My sister used to just buy new ones. I'm with you on that one. Fisting? What the fuck am I supposed to do with my pitchfork now?!? Thanks Obama PROTEIN!!! Has anyone seen The ABC's of Death? I'm watching it right now...what a weird fucking movie Yeah he was pretty badass. I'm disappointed that their promos were gen-con exclusive. Le **Beaver** Did you just.. did you just hate on GenGenGens?! reblog? I saw that post.....I wonder what he's up to now Looks pretty but why did Pause put his hand between his legs? it looks very wrong Thank you! I will look into Scottsdale. I'm 30, and will be working in SE Phoenix so that is a consideration. Still haven't heard about traffic coming from out of town. I'm a sushi lover so I know that will suffer if I move from SF. This is in no way scary or wtf So you "hear". Says the one with menstruation in his mouth. Eww dude! It never even crossed my mind that that is how the slip n slide was slippy I second that... Nope, Chuck Testa! DYL I'm glad you're ok :) this shittard better rot in a hell made just for them, like a hell that is full of those plastic strips from new electronics, but they NEVER get to peel them off.....EVER please know if I ever find out who it is, I'll report them and find where they live, and kick them in the nuts for the original 8000+ members that were here when I first met you! Love you DYL!!!! That's a wallaby you fucking twat I feel so bad, I never even noticed this. until it was all over. I know I woulda fell for it. After aloha club I woulda gave you anything! :) especially for another member of this place! Nnnnggghhh... the shadow direction What...? I i don't know what... Well crisis averted. Just so you know, I'll support you no matter what. forever. I swear to you my allegiance *bows head in subservience to the master that is DYL* "hot sauce"... DeSean Jackson. Kids these days. Fuck you This was a jinx. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I want your team to BURN You could use MS paint to do what the commenter was requesting I didn't even know people used chat rooms any more? Why is there more than one of you? We had around 20 stores. They were all privately owned... But corporate owned some gas station stores. They'd open them across from some of our locations. There are people who have no idea what a web browser is, either. They think if they delete the browser they've deleted the Internet. Or they don't know you can access your email without the browser, or so on and so forth Yep. My cat goes insane the minute I pick up a Q-Tip. Kinda gross, I know Basically you just ... That's one way to make your dad a sandwich OP those pictures are a little gay... holding a giant dildo went from funny to Seriously....words suck ass sometimes! I get the religious thing, I used to fight my mom every Sunday, cuz she would force us under penalty of a weeks grounding if we didn't attend.....pissed me off until I was 18, and never been back outside of major religious holidays since. I'm 26 now.... Well you're lucky. I won't go into details. I just wish I could go back and use ONE word, or phrase differently to have avoided the turmoil my heart is now feeling! I make friends easily enough, but lasting friendships are rare for me because I scare them off, or I don't find the interaction engaging enough. This person is perfect as a friend to me. But I suppose I may have offended them too much..... Uh, your spoiler isn't working So would Canadian fans.... What do you know, you're just an orange You now have a dildo on ur hand bahahahaha, thats hilarious. very very appropriate use of as well ノ( ノ) It really works, look !! These are called cleats. But how do you type _? Oh I see it. Dude until and unless you're shitting with me *that's fucked up* Little Orphan Orange Ive heard of stuff like creams and such from dispensaries, one could maybe use those on their butt, never tried the stuff though. Or on my butt Holy shit What are you insinuating here? That's a total foot in mouth situation! ouch! That's some Easter Island shit , look 2 the skyz ლ( ლ) I see. Well I appreciate everything you've said. This friend really does mean the world to me! Have you ever had a friend that has felt closer than a friend even though its been a week or so that you've known them? It's intense! Holy shit.....that may be what's up! Such a strong feeling after a short time! I'm an idiot! Reminds me of a weeping angel..... Hahaha fiiiiiine! you win lol I am.... .....a geek lol nerds are smarter IronStylus is a boss. ...Then that would imply /u/Dragontitz is a necrophile Or a good opportunity to get some exercise and use my camera. Maybe the bombs are his egg's I agree on that point; the sexuality was intense. CANNOT BE UN HOLY MOTHER OF THE SUN I don't see Chargers flair ಠ_ಠ RAISE YOUR STYLI Armageddonxx has 5 posts on the front page All the guys I liked have been shy Mexicans....with dark soft hair....I just realized this You're aware of the riots and disruption in Qatar yes? Seems like IronStylus really likes the face Don't forget r/cocktails that should be marked 21+ and NSFW. [10/10 lold so hard i had to disable further downvotes on this post ‎](###) He is lurking That lineup A C++ class where you can't write constructors is like an English class where you can't use commas. FART means SPEED in Danish. We have a town called Middelfart also. So that's fun...... There are no mosques in Afghanistan... "I'm actually nice." Did you just read the title and didn't pay attention to the post? I like how they you say you switched to PC but still have the screens on and there is a playstation menu . M...maybe she used to shave and waxes now? I dunno. > they removed the cap because it was preventing At&t from collecting overage charges > Man, with that skin I wouldn't mind him taking the soul of my gf ಠ_ಠ RAISE YOUR File not found that formatting Get a strong prescription from your optician. ಠ ಠ I fast forwarded the video and he 1st thing I heard was "feel your balls shaking" I was somewhat speechless when I realized. Spongebob... just.... no..... lol at everyone downvoting the truth. i didnt steal it from any other redditors. but because im getting downvoted to hell and nobody seems to appreciate the post, ill remove it Is it just me or does the guy on the right look like Snoopeh's and Sjokz's son? 1.0 players that purchase a pre-order digital copy do not get 30 days? Oh man... Hannah Montana: The movie Funny thing is I left before 4.2 was even announced. The device was just so damn frustrating to use. I can't even fathom how it must have been if it got worst Now this is the double whammy. ┌∩┐( )┌∩┐ Usually, I bring it out for special occasions, but this time is special. If you do end up doing it keep the pictures/vids to yourself Fuckssake.. Why just PS3?? Yeah we clarified that so yeah ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ Wise choice shaq fu Aww that's too bad I just sleep.....sleep a LOT Seriously? Fuck people who assume *all people* that breed dogs are some kind of villain for not getting their dogs spayed/neutered. Seriously? Fuck people like you who assume all people that breed dogs are some kind of villain for not getting their dogs spayed/neutered. What do you do with a rapid dog? You put it down. My concern is how many times that had to happen for them to add it Even though there's boobs I can't stop looking at her two white teeth. They've been charging me this whole time Maybe first learn the actual name for what you are looking for... and wasting money on cigars Freedom is on the list Great, now I have to go back and read all your comments back with an English accent to see if I missed anything. Think about what you just said... ... of which we do not speak! illuminati wat She's a sexy beast ill hop on her train.....was that too naughty?! > Like she's gonna fuck shit up, and still put the black dress on with some sexy ass high heels......dear cold shower time...... Easy A was a movie I saw just for her! Why don't you have a seat right over there. I'll give you a bottle of jelly bells if I can just smell her hair idgaf if that sounds creepypasta...... Pitch Perfect?! Yes. Netroks. It goes better than you could *ever* imagine. It's a frog, not a snail. > wonr ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ g And OP took a picture for karma instead of helping. Only spot I have my island is big so not in the way also skimmer is in the mail ಠ_ಠ Very interesting he was -ing with you, not at you The Transporter.....oil fight scene...... go! But aren't you complaining about people complaining about complaining? I just wanted to say describing the pain in vivid detail wasn't necessary and I just clinched up Just a friend saying that we can't really be good friends anymore. I don't really get what I did wrong, but it honestly feels like a breakup He deep throated a shotgun? i can laugh righ! She got arrested?!!? really?! Hahaha some guys have soft lips....... Their twerking is good for being straight guys...too good... Ho-rabies ಠ_ Is he... Is he trying to poop or is that his tough face Funny thing is, I didn't even realize I came off as a "redneck piece of shit" for defending my country "Oh, I wish they had this at my school! I'd sign up for.... *waaait*. " I don't pay attention to celeb news or anything on yahoo..... I'm almost a hermit Ooooh wow! Holy balls! Well damn. I know it's lousy no need to reiterate . But the downside to not knowing he has my number and then fleeing the scene is that... I know nothing about him only that he's off at 11 and works the door. So unless he's interested and contacts me, the world will never know. You still aren't getting it. I'm such an idiot.....thank you for pointing that out to me and she is a sexy minx! On a seconded read...it does,doesn't it ? Dude don't bring burritos into this. You filthy animal. Graham Hunter's fast becoming another shit source Right now imo: OGN > every other tournament including S3WC. #RiotForReal? That's Kenny Rogers Forged, eh? mfw you have no face It's for entertainment, not dissection. Not wtf says the person whose comment history is about smoking weed, playing xbox, and liking Alabama football... I'll put on pants when you stop making sexy champions Ma il tipo a sinistra ha degli slip, vi prego, no \ / It would work if op's a female too they got 100Mio€ for Bale but not 100€ for a proper photographer *My* remote controlled planes ? Some law enforcement agencies here in the US would love to get there hands on technology like that; if they haven't already. News flash, the regular, majority in the US (including supports of invading Iraq and Afghanistan) are tired of this constant war shit. How awesome my fried chicken is! I make greeeeeeeat fried chicken! Hmmm I did just slice my finger open, and for some reason when I cut myself, I always sniff it no clue why..... Imagining myself doing this is hilarious to me because I am female and also a little intoxicated. Haha yeah.....family well inlaws.....you know Polls That's crazy! You'd think they'd have the mother of all spell checkers! ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ Just saw your post history. To call your memes bad would be an insult to bad memes. I may just be lol I'm always warm like a werewolf, so maybe I'm a hybrid?! You won't need em, I'm a BIG target.... The weirdest teacher I had last year was my Biology teacher. First day of class she made us watch cockroaches have sex so that's the bad-weird teacher. Holy shit Reddit, never cease to creep me out ... I actually said this last week!! Out of context of course, I haven't peed my pants in maybe a month lol jk.....it's been months....jk not me, but one of my coworkers loved putting a peppermint inside of a pickle. he'd take a bite and eat the pickle while sucking on the mint. everyone at the lunch table was like Photobucket I read that title as "My six year old SO." Yeah, I mean Steve Jobs certainly never changed anyone's views about anything. Watching romantic comedies.....   And a mom... ill excuse it this one time...but jeez. that thing is beyond filthy i wouldnt hit that with a baseball bat...maybe i would. seriously iso and some rock salt and soe oxiclean in that thing statಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I wasn't interested. Now it's the only thing I play. Oooooohhh^hhhh^hhh..... It's just me then, great But imagine the girl looking back like *I was a 4 year old whore* I included a bus pass in the frame so you would know how big the penny is How do you rrrrrrr......ima get this....rrrrrrrr...err...r...uuun? Run? What is that?! jk what do you knit? Are you a freakin gymnast?! I'm serious..... ....fork and all..... i don't get how this is funny My eyes, ಠ_ಠ hon, ಠ_ಠ are beautiful ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ lol ಠ_ Domestic cats at least have claws that grow from the inside out in layers. When they scratch at a tree or something, the outer sheath occasionally pulls off (like a glove finger) and there is a new perfectly sharp fresh claw underneath. I find the old claw sheaths around my furniture sometimes Says every woman.....except those few that are gay or bi..... Oh, that's just IronStylus putting his 's in again. He did it with Iron Solari Leona and he'll do it here. lol so effective That this exist. Just googled it. I actually once said this when I was younger to my mom... I was talking about how if the universe is infinite that there's literally an infinite chance of different Orgasms, where I had meant to say Organisms. no.. Cool! If you have anything to do with 2014, please fix it from crashing constantly on my ipad! OK I understand now that you only read the first page of that "weebly" website ( which is *very* credible ). Try looking a little closer, specifically under the Science section where you will find evidence of Phi showing up in nature via phyllotaxis. That is what interests me the most as a botanist. I used to like that shit Lies! This is not a knife wound your a lying faggot Turk was on Adventure time?? must watch episode at once. As much as I'm for quitting and disposing of old habits (congrats), did you really have to throw glass and other debris out your car window? I just fap through the pain. ლ( ლ) One word...determination ლ( ლ) I want to try that out, except my only thing I don't like about is, the freaking Audi on the cover HAS LEFT SIDE STEERING WHEN THE COVER IS IN LONDON. Don't be that guy buy your apps Yea, he **should of** EARNEST Hemingway. I have heard, but have no idea what's going on! I'm on a media blackout because I don't want to know ANY gameplay details. first thing actually make my face look like this : Do people go to hell if they divorce? ‎ The 3rd comment i see is a nazi joke You *just* moved here and already decided you hate it? And this is based on the fact that your friends live in a different city? Talking is fine, dating is scary [ ](/spoiler) Shhhhhh... Oddly enough, turning off compatibility mode fixed it. All of you... just... ( ) Look at the Europe map and notice that England, Scotland, and Wales are more "Catholic" than "Protestant". . What part of the above led you to believe that? When I say the majority go one place and a trickle end up in another it hardly seems uniformly distributed.... Not sc for Starcraft? Relevant username I... uh... wow. I bet it's smooth sailing until you hit Orange County, but then... traffic I was implying that you were arrested for being black in the south. It's probably still *illegal to be black* in certain counties *...15 minutes?* I just cringed so hard, I think I injured myself in some manner No, and I hate you I think I can see your giblets. "Can we skip all the bullshit, and can people just send me money?" Religion. How are you doing that with your mouth? Everybody is acting as if following others blindly is bad How dense are you? These people decided to use the placard long before they pulled into the spot. What kind of thing do you need to do mid piss? yea and Microsoft gladly handed them the razor blade and are now dragging its bleeding corpse back to Redmond .. Why? What are you up to eh ? Did anyone notice most of the videos here contain Ellen? What? I'm cynical. It's looks to be in far too good of shape to be real. That said, I'm not specialist on the subject. Well now I have This is why I hate living in California Let me try that again, What did I do? Looks like I'll need that 64 gig micro SD card after all... Oh damn it. everytime i come from work or university i check this subreddit and see 3-5 posts with keys but all gone already then. so i stay up long into the night just to see nobody is posting new ones and i go to sleep. then the cycle continues Lucky guy. Couldn't help but read "Datanetics" as "dianetics"s at first.... I hope your daughter wasn't around. i would like to supervise this project "Let me just grab my pancake and we can go" . Pass. Haha So is it a cyanide mine or a gold mine? lvl 26 Amulet with 176 str Me too! I grinned while the website loaded, and as it loaded, the grin turned into a "more funnier" I was still fairly positive until I just tried to log in and got a 1017. On a work/school day, at 1:30 PM. What? Are people rushing home to log on during lunch or something ? Divide by zero How the hell do you just find this online? ಠ_ಠ "Little girl" Well, you sound like a real winner. This is what people see in me when I say I am learning Japanese... I don't even like anime Fucking perv. Cougar eats* the family pets Or don't explain it to women, because we do this with our labias. Get your Imgur upvotes outta here, boy, this is reddit territory I don't know how I expected it to end but, I can tell you it surely wasn't that . ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ** ** Someone got rid of their prom night baby, I see... ‎ How can somebody be exited for this unfortunate girl SHARTING needles And you probably know him ⌐° ͜ʖ ͡°༽ﾉ> ヽ༼⌐⌐° ͜ʖ ͡°༽ﾉヽ༼⌐° ͜ʖ ͡°༽/⌐ ヽ༼⌐ ༽° ͜ʖ ͡⌐° ͜ʖ ͡°༽ﾉ ヽ༼⌐° ͜ʖ ͡°༽/⌐ ヽ༼⌐ ༽° ͜ʖ ͡°༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽༽/⌐ ヽ༼⌐ ༽ Three-legged Splicers. At least now you know not to let such fools force your hand like that. If they think they can afford to ruin someone else's experience (especially in a dungeon that is the finale to the MAIN STORY ), they can afford to pay the repair bill. I can totally be a biochem major! I can always retake organic chemistry! Everything will be ok! Currently taking that...what the actual fuck am I looking at? Elspeth looks great this time round. Wouldn't mind flooping her ┌( )┘ Try having your parents and your spouses parents divorce and remarry. Leaves me with three mothers in law and a father in law. I almost exclusively stay in lol I hate the general public around my apartment so I usually play guitar, but if the mrs isn't home, I get really crazy and plug the amp in and crank that shit up to 11!!! :D I was almost crushed by a freshman today why are they so large? It's really is! I have headphones but its not the same feeling.....that low end bass making your chest shake, and those screaming eyes piercing your ear drums.... that's heaven! I would LOVE to see that oops....NSFW lol This brought tears to my face. ... This is plastered across her face and is *very* difficult to undo. *Not* the same at all. I can't even read that word, the letters keep changing places No. You stop that. This is delightfully awful. Reminds me of the video where they tricked a kid into believing he joined a clan (apparently a kinda well known or something) and he paid money to change his gametag to add the clan tag. And then they made a video to laugh at him while he was crying. And these were "adults". This is one woman on top of another Grocery trips would be hell. Its very nice. All you people with the game Thank god you reached it, took time to be confused - and didn't keep going. If the kids don't get proper sex-ed then they began to listen to their friends. I had an yelling match with a group of girls in my class because they thought you could pee out sperm or use Coca-cola as a douche to prevent prevent pregnancy. All of who were pregnant or on 5th abortion. Parents need to stop being so uptight about talking to their kids about sex, or we will have more stupid shit like this. Just because you don't talk about it doesn't mean it won't happen. Ce n'est pas dur épeler son nom They have not tested the cars in heavy snow yet! I live in northern New England. No no. This is real leather and has withheld the test of time. Because its stupid. Now I want to see. Reference please? Typical doublelift tryhard ** ** Jessica? Obligatory ' ' Not sure why NSFW tag At first glance, thanks to the font, I thought it said "wildmuff" You do this right on the first day of school. Can i have one? Confirmed, wiped out my OKTA and google apps credentials. Sigh 1) one more war heated by American secret agency. In reality, we have the Russian journalist agency called ANNA , which is in Syria right now and they upload lots of real battle videos on their YouTube channel. Some of the videos feature dead terrorist bodies and almost every body has its face burnt, it means that Syrian terrorist have huge support from all other the world and they try to hide this fact. I think about 60-70% of all the "rebels" consist of non-Syrian extremist Islamists ( even Chechens and dagestanis in Russia are in Syria fighting with Assad) including Saudis, Egyptians , etc. Rear ending a truck in a car is called suicide. cum worthy Dude, that's classified information! At least when Snowden blew the whistle he did it for freedom, what's your excuse? Not cool. Friend of mine texted me to ask what the DMV's hours were. Can we trade him for Will Smith, or even better, his son? It's it really from the states is has corn syrup I place of sugar. Everything down there smells of it, even the people. I would finish the night off by killing you all, and feeling nothing. I'm not sure I would consider myself a money grubber, but I once wore a bear suit for a bachelorette party. I made 400 for 2 hours, another 200 was shoved in every orifice of the costume, and another 200 was in note the next day with a very desperate apology from all of the drunken women who treated me like a punching bag and dumping ground from their desperate loveless lives. I won't lie, I kind of feel like a Vietnam vet talking about it. So, its standard Japanese Thursday? Don't drink unless somebody is keeping an eye on me. Already on reddit you reposting scum Asian - ninja. I didn't see what you did there. Findin this thread was ironic tonight, because I had a good friend over staying in town with me for the night, and he borrowed a friends car to come visit since he didn't have one. My neighbor who I had known since I was four years old (we both live in the same house, except my parents moved out, and he still lives with his parents) got extremely drunk tonight, and became jealous of me hanging out with other friends, decided to bust my friend's car window out just after grabbing my wife's ass. Then he proceeds to say that I owed him money, which is the opposite, to the tune about $60. I loaned money to him when he needed to feed his six kids. The product of a failed devorce. He denied grabbing my wife's ass when I confronted him, and also the car window. Rutgers, but not NJIT? For real. He was great in 2010. I almost bought his jersey > Really? > Really? unfortunately this does not make me forget this already being posted in the past. It's broken Fixed, now liberate with all caps. Rage. Oh god... Burn the box "Oh sure, no proooobleeeem " Dat Vi's nipple... That looks brilliant on you. Congrats! I'd buy the full set if I wasn't so broke..maybe for Halloween I had all 4 taken out but not all at once because my dentist did not want me to look like a chipmunk. So one month I got two taken out, then the next month the other two. My dentist said it was best to take them out right now so later on in life I won't have to worry about it. But basically he injected me to numb my gums with a syringe. Waited for it to kick in and then he went to work. When he was done he gave me a paper of things I could not eat, what I could eat. Kept reminding me not to use a straw. To numb the pain and bleeding to stick a wet tea bag where my wisdom teeth where. Also to wash my mouth with salt and water for it heal faster, but not to spit just let it out slowly. I got 7 stitches the first time the second time I got 5. That was my experience. Oh get the pain killers ASAP! Once the numbing was gone oh my gosh the pain was horrible. **The** winter is coming One of those there in that pule could very well be the one I preordered, but I still can't have it for another two and a half months. I love the realism in these games! Not wtf Not wtf I see you've talked about conspiracies before..... How can you have an objective review of anything? A review is an opinion on something, which is by definition subjective... What kind of question is that? I have said what I wanted to say, thats what this thread is for... HAHAHA HE GOT YOU SO GOOD ^^ There are really people having r/leagueoflegends in black? ‎ I had to look that one up... Why english, why Yes, that's exactly what I said SEEEEEECREEEETS!!!!!!! lol I wish.....if only, but they get one night, and have to share a room! Haha it has to be done *The Newsflesh Trilogy* by Mira Grant. For fans of zombies, references to Steve Irwin, and conspiracy theeeeeorries.... seriously a great read!!! We shall murder him......(probably)...... No. More. Muffins. awww what? there is a very old and famous coffee house here in vienna. they renovated their toilet recently. for some reason, the architect who planned this used transparent glass doors for the stalls that turn frosted only when you lock the door. since people do not know that in advance, there is quite some confusion and in the anteroom. *facepalm* Please note that the SRD mods ask that you not "piss in the popcorn" as they say meaning no comments on drama that is linked to in SRD. That's not a goat. Mother of god One time I let someone use my phone and they changed my language to Chinese Do you want to see something really humor? Username Oh dang. That is awesome! Really? Really? Taco Bell? It's already purple Thanks. This is basically what I was looking for. And no, she's not the brightest. She's also trying to argue that American Spirit "Organic" cigarettes are safer than any others. I was just thinking it looks like she was prepared to give that kid a piggy back ride and he to the opportunity to uhm, well... hump her Not sure if you are joking or not.. Just his career. Are we going to assume that what's walking around today is a Scientology robot wearing his skin? Haha... No. Are you a Dr Who fan?! I feel like I should know the answer to this..... This is an unusually nice picture of a butthole. . I should......ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ! The worst is when they don't have ginger ale but they say they can "make" it by adding a splash of coke into some sprite. . I always take it as a mark of a shitty bar Imported a pic from google images? Dude..... ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Pretty easy i would think, my truck has the bellows on the floor, then a hose leading up to the bag. Two lines attach to the bag, one from the pump, and one to the squirt nozzles. If you need it to register, I would say that it would be the cheapest and easiest install. Not sure how well it works, since my bag is rock hard. Vulva fett? I....I...thought Dexter killed ~~the bay harbor butcher~~ his brother . Astroglide it is These look pretty sweet. But what's up with the big hole on the bottom right picture. Because it's pretty much like hating the Beatles.... You *do* like the Beatles, don't you? Why is this a thing? ** ** You'd wish injury on a fellow human being because you got hassled for a *week*? Expected to see hidden dinosaur in the background, disappointed The super meat boy face So what the fuck was with NFL Network showing 15 minutes of the Ravens football life before cutting to commercial and starting into LT's story? Unfortunately I didn't get to see the last quarter of it thanks to my DVR stopping when it was scheduled to end... Dammit, NFL hates the Bolts so much they even fuck with LT's biography story ... and *people*. When I use to work on Disney cruise line as an entertainer, I use to tell all the children that the Disney owned island, Castaway Key, was actually the island from Pinocchio where the children turned into donkeys. That's why they were limited to only a short period in which they could stay. I told them that every once In a while, one was left behind, and to cover it up, Juan Valdez would come by between each visit to collect the donkeys to pick coffee in the hills of Columbia. In the rare occasions they believed me, parent were more than happy to use that as leverage. Self reduction man. holy shit. That. Is. Badass. 7 ea parts- 5 apex bits + cap and canister And a pop up ad just happens to be on that site... Worked with UAV pilots... I never understood why they had flight suits... Oh, so you mean Adam Lambert? If there was a hell, I suspect for me, it would be living in that music video. No. Yeah, it doesn't affect SisterRay here, so what are you so angry about? I mean, gosh, none of us are Mexican! I was thinking Toucher... was reaferance to Pedo bear..... I'm a Star Wars fan, and I don't see a god damned thing! Sure... I often classify things I've never done as "boring." Fucklips... Hah. My husband bought me a big body pillow for me to cuddle at night. Guess whose side of the bed it lives on? (Hint: Not mine. ) You can wear hats and beanies, sure! Your dreads will get a little flat/be less round for a while. But a wash and palm roll usually fixes that! :) as for shampoo and conditioner, I would stop the conditioner for sure and find Dr Bronner's liquid peppermint soap (Target). I use a clear condiments bottle I got for a buck (also at target! Hehe) and put about a smaller tablespoon of Dr Bronner's in there, then add water to the top and squirt around your head. Careful of the eyes! This shit burns! Haha. Rinse well. Really well.. Then, if you want--do an Apple cider vinegar rinse. (Pardon if you've read all this before) I take my same bottle, put about a tablespoon of ACV in there. Fill with water and apply to head. :3 Rinse well. When your dreads dry they won't smell like vinegar if you rinsed well.. promise! If you ever have questions or just wanna talk dread. We can totally be friends. wait, you're saying that interns that got paid were more likely to get hired? Obviously that means that if we force employers to pay interns they'll get hired right? >Imbrace Her: The title WTF. I know I am going to get down voted for this but I don't like the first gen starters I loved Amy cuz not only was she smokin hot, she was the least whiny.....I'm looking at you rose Tyler..... and no her and Tennant would be horrible with eact other I think This, I've heard he left because he didn't think his career was going to blow up with dr who..... idiot if that's true I love fairy tales, don't you? What the fuck, Chris. Any word followed by 'much' i.e 'Cringe much' Not wtf also, it is a god damn shame that the majority of the suggestions here are fiction. how pathetic is humanity that most of us would sooner chase after BULLSHIT than REALITY? 99% of the girls don't look anywhere close to that. Threatened? How is somebody not fired for this. If that's what it takes to get free energy from the void, then I'm sticking with solar power. I haven't watched the show in like 4 years, and now I have that damn song in my head. Thanks and yet they put Rochester. The only thing that is important about Rochester is that they filmed the new Spider Man movie there this summer....and the Rochester Amerks. NSFW hosting ‎ Haha it's okay I was annoyed as well...still am because apparently logic is something she lacks Finally a public program that doesn't leaven people with working parents out Yeah, I got the distinct impression that OP was trying to convince us of his version the entire time, and to convince himself too. The whole situation seemed very inappropriate for a "platonic" friendship, one of which was in a serious relationship. This is gonna be a scene on Portlandia next season isn't it? COPYRIGHT Dude think out of box... He didnt visit you, you visited him Get your own SO, and leave ours alone! Strange that a Soldier will wear a Marine's uniform. Why the flying fuck do I feel the necessity to google such meaningless crap when someone says not too.. you sir/ma'am have a special place in hell awaiting! **Because I don't like it ** I hate you with every molecule of my being If you are 6' tall and you think you look average, you are looking wrong. You are almost a foot long. Me too... I notice that Albertan universities are conspicuously absent from the list of participating institutions. Same network that hosts 16 and Pregnant, Ke$ha's reality show, Jersey Shore, and Teen Mom. This will surely get people will take our profession seriously... *** *** Jesus fucking Christ who payed for this monstrosity That's my nightmare. dude ‎ Stop bitching about the sweet man. Go back to the kitchen and make him a sammich. I'm a guy. ಠ∩ಠ -> -> ಠ∪ಠ Oh awesome! A new fan made game! Oh wait... Sports game... I went " " as soon as I saw "Diabetes friendly **banana**-walnut." primitive, srsly? I'm a little apprehensive about this, seeing as I paid $40 a few years ago for the "How to paint Citadel minatures" book. Have they taken the Marine section of that book, expanded it and are now giving it away for free? Good for GW and the people who hadn't bought the book already, but for someone like me.... Woa woa woa...let's not make this thread interesting Sure, sending you right now mine imaginary beta key. ლ( ლ) Downvoting cause of that awful maymay in your edit. The Professor tells Fry and Leela he can send them back before he invented the time box. The only problem is; however, they won't remember any of the time they've spent together. After thinking about it the decision was made to go back with the professor. A yellow flash hits the screen, fin. So they just looked at you like Cutting back on the Mcdonalds and proper exercise could help fight obesity. There is no quick fix, like in the nutty professor. This is the face I made: .....but I kept watching. Disgusting. "When you say scarcity is the biggest problem in the US, like what do you mean?" said by this rich twat in my economy class Fuck that was gross. Good thing everything looked sterile So where is it? I see no ghost! You lie! ... Asshat Because everyone of their songs sounds pretty much exactly the same. They follow the same formula and everything. I like how 7 people downvoted you for that. " " ┌∩┐( )┌∩┐ for future use. Haha "Or mothers??" When I look at the new rugged Garen skin, I cannot stop thinking he is IronStylus. He look like IronStylus to me... the hair Just as bad as, "Did you get a haircut" Girardi takes him out after a great K but lets Claiborne load the bases with no outs... I'm taller than a charizard *17 year-old* Danielle Bradbury... did you just make a snow pun? I saw this album earlier and stopped before that. ಠ_ Hey, don't worry, it only take 9-10 months for it to die down. They seem to be more liquid than solid. Ha^ha ^^get ^^^it ^^^^because ^^^^^'knee' ^^^^^^ Warts It's pretty handy that Timmy can talk to the trainers once they get to him. Yeah!! Because the title didn't totally give it away or anything! It's not like Tecmo Bowl has been a football game for the past 25+ years. BATMAN! This video raises more questions than it answers. I've got to take a step back and try to put together what just happened. * * ** ** yet he posts on reddit as the hive would think to do Dammit man! disappoint no lightning I decide to take it to the local Mage to clarify the origin of the magic <I hope he's not a dragon like last time> ( ) Better than eating crow.. Don't ask questions you don't want the answers to... Actually, some places didnt have the sale, I got mine for $200+ tax at gamestop probably explains why the prices seemed not as big of a jump for me. Also when I checked completed listings was around noon PST. Maybe he's not a member. ‎ says he won't consummate, but one of the perks was, "-and doesn’t get pregnant " ‎ Damn, I am severely underperforming reddit/the market... This is ugly. What's going to happen in a crash if I'm doing this poorly Finger prints Wow. Just wow. ‎ c( c) WAT Or you use activator, and make it kill all the apps if you click twice on the clock He shoved his finger inside it hello, infection. (for both men!) We're on the same boat. Freshman year this chick gave me shit for watching anime and said how stupid and dramatic it is. Kinda made me feel bad. A year after that she dresses in a slutty pikachu costume for Halloween and calls herself a nerd. I would like to reiterate... What? Wat? At first I thougt you meant 4-5 years . I have Denver's D. But I also have Payton manning. Cant complain. I mixed juicy peach and banana and it tasted like fart O con Chepina para el caso Actually, I didn't post this, so what the hell are you talking about? Oh. God. Why. You're starving and yet your dad owns a forest Ugh, I wanted all 85 messages I was going to tell OP to have a minimum increase, but that's not needed anymore I'm going through the same thing right now. American Apparel's "one size fits all" chiffon blouses are definitely not one size fits all No shit. There's nothing that makes me want to climax less than a bunch of farm animals staring at me … judging me. SMITHERS! Release the hounds. I think the masonite was load bearing, which is what my husband insisted about the wallpaper in our bedroom ‎ (it came down anyway) No.. 336 at most I found that out by myself... A month ago i have NO FUCKING idea wtf they are doing with the campaing map. so many wasted cpu cycles there Watch that show every day cause nothing else is on. The stuff they do to guys really creeps me out, especially since all but one of them are in relationships. They're a bunch of perverts Oh, say an Apple ID badge? Payslip? Ya know, something that proves you work for Apple if only we had a downvote button Those teeth I read all of it. ‎ Honestly, I don't even see the dollar sign anymore... How do you learn about that on facebook? Thanks for this! It's great being able to see what the colors look like bef ... Another mildly interesting Kanneda fact: their set of glyphs gave us and many of its variants! they all look like they are yawning. just looking at it made me yawn Yesterday. LITERALLY yesterday. I'm sorry but why do you have IE, Firefox and Chrome all pinned? This is creepy **cat**: If you let us beat you more than 5 times in our 85 year history, maybe I'd like you more. Great to see the mouse functioning by 7.2 you sound more like a TA than a professor to me.... Taco Well...Zed still op, Minimap-fog of war bug still exists and now Janna's breasts don't move with the flow... not good patch You just blew my effing mind. Hit a mailbox, then ran a quarter mile to the nearest house Fantastic memories of waiting hours for the Clg eu games to start last year I've now tried four different browsers, two cloud services and over 20 minutes of straight loading why you no love me!! I didn't know brave was synonymous with stupid. so... EA is willing to get into bed with Ubisoft... but Valve is left sitting high and dry? I agree that LCGs > CCGs, but I still am of the same mind with /u/Fordy_Oz. In general, I give to FFG for how they try to turn every game into an expansion bonanza. Probably the fact that he cheated on me with both of my sisters. Side note, I later found out I wasn't even his actual girlfriend, he was dating another girl in my class. No one likes my cock then. Sigh. would you rather just drink it raw? ...mines not. > No, it lies with the people who did the actual killing. My sister was the one to ask what genders would be in the threesome . my sister. You had to look it up? Those hitting the side board threes Lemon juice on your skin is terrible advice. That's a guys handwriting. In my head I'm like "aha they think they're so funny" but I just say *"fuck off I don't like you"* Sweet! I was married in Pinellas , but living in Ohio now. Still visit at least once a year. Will surely visit when I return! Are you worried about Federal legislation in 2014? I'd like to open a B&M also, just curious what changes will come now that 2.1% of high schoolers are experimenting with ecigs Way to go Denver Yeah that notorious Peyton manning. He sure ruffled everyone's feathers. I went to college in France, ARTE WAS CRAZY. I saw people having sex in parking lots and it was under the premise of art... "But it's *sooo cute!*". My brother's reasoning before getting one ANY feces I just lost 10 mins of my life... Reading this comment made me yawn Can he do this for all the FF's? We can just make /r/finalfantasy a redirect sub to other subs. ... I liked it. Got the update this morning - american in Stockholm Looks like a little hemorrid action down on her ol' pucker hole too. This works with boxers in place of the box. Also maybe jolly ranchers or doritos paired with a vagina ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽/⌐° ʖ ͡° ヽ༼⌐° ͜ʖ ͡°༽ﾉ ヽ༼⌐° ͜ʖ ͡°༽/⌐ಠ_ಠ ヽ༼⌐ ༽ﾉ The last one.. Really? Nobody can throw her off from that tower. Thats not my house, and i didn't submit that pic. Wasn't there a Satyamev Jayate episode about this kind if shit? And here we are, a year or so down the line and not much has changed. Except without the g-rated 150k $ for benched memebers Until you start killing their funding, making it a large election issue or forcing companies to cut them off from their infrastructure by hitting their profit, you will never see any change. Thank you... my marker's running out though... 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Or *any* game other than Just Dance Yeah and you're ugly. At least I can get thinner... This thread Better be wet tomorrow Do we have to use google for everything. Are we not allowed to ask a question unless we have already googled it? Well, ATM plays Alabama next week, who cares about today, let's talk about that... I guess you could say she... (ಠ_ಠ) ( )ノ-■-■(-■_■) Was in a deadzone. Humans That mini-furuichi You people have no idea how digital files work ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽/⌐° ʖ ͡° ヽ༼⌐° ͜ʖ ͡°༽ﾉ ヽ༼⌐° ͜ʖ ͡°༽/⌐ಠ_ಠ ヽ༼⌐ ༽ﾉ Damnit. I was really hoping it could have been something more useful. Nice nazi eagle... I'm on board with you. I also hate when people throw around the word "rape". Some friend-of-a-friend-of-a-friend on facebook, "Dude, I was so raped on COD last night!" Yeah. Because losing a video game is just like rape. Ellie has boobs I know the New York post is awful. I linked to NBC because it was the first one that came up. The photo OP posted was from the New York post. allegedly ‎ Those feels, my son would burst into the room and lay between my wife and I staring at me smiling late at night. The best facial description I can give you that I had on my face was this Because the US is a single jurisdiction. How can you shout while wearing a mask? WTF is with all these people having pregnant cats!? Get your cats spayed and neutered! ლ( ლ) If this happened I would support a burning of the U.S. The Pacific Wikipedia is a news source now? When i was a small babby man i told my father that he is a fat bastardಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ This is why we can't have nice things. Does it run on an Amiga? r/outofcontext The first time I've actually made this face you need to add bevels to all the edges of everything ** ** Dat burn Some people don't deserve kids Wow, you really don't get it do you? If it was a 2 door, the tires would rub on each other. That seems very... Useful. I'd give a nice tall glass of STFU Inviting to what so that happens regular..? Depends where you get the paper cut Watch were you put your mouth Harper KRAUSER Awesome article. Naga is a beast support. I really wished my allies would stop telling me to carry the game . Yet, oddly enough, the same people who don't want to help the poor, are also against free contraception and sex education. I'm not sure how to take that. Technically you're playing with Naked Snake Yet the same people against helping the poor, are also against contraception and sex education. Haha, good one (and possible ). Being a Browns fan. You do know, much like hipsters, hippies are not a real thing. They are just a reflection of what we personally find pretentious. If you ask everybody what a hippy is, each person will give you a different answer. And in a way, their answer says more about their own pretentious beliefs than it does about anybody else. I'll trade with hugs I'm on AlienBlue I love Rak, but not enough to fuck. It would be hell trying to plug in your phone late at night with that thing. 1 AM, finished watching season 2 of your latest Netflix obsession, tired as shit, attempt to plug your phone in, "fuck it, my phone doesn't need battery anyway!", regret it the next morning when your late for work and don't have a phone. Now just imagine trying to plug it in drunk . I'll stick to my reversible, fool proof lightning cable, thanks. Hold up... aren't you the guy who is banned from the petting zoo for certain activities? I'm wondering if she printed her own form to make it look legitimate, then filled it out in pen... ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) lower your expectations ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Totally agree. And so we called him in why? We have two potential CBs out due to yellows and we let Brooks leave...awesome. Or there could be some weekend eBay tech screwing with us "Sunshine" that's the best her parents could come up with for a name? How completely generic hippy. ** ** "Trail name" I read that as "human beef". ^^ Neither do I! "Cops search me the car" Always just buy off of the auctions, unless you're looking for REALLY good players (you have to have TONS of coins to buy them off of the auction) just slowly build up your team. Obviously I'm not great (78 overall team), but I hope this helps. By the way, if you wanna win Head-to-Head seasons mode, just make sure to be good at Madden, not getting cards, because I've had plenty of games where they have WAY better players, but I'm better at Madden and I win (or barely lose ) My mom likes them . I could see a group of friends putting all their Smeevils into one account so they can stack views for the TI3 couriers. Otherwise yeah it's totally dumb."hey bro I got some new pudge items, can I burrow your hook so I can see how it would look like? Valve is so dumb not allowing is to mix and match preview". Oh god I think I am a horrible person. The very thought of someone just going "I am about of die" made me slightly chuckle for some reason. Yes. That's why no German is ever driving a car on the mostly unlimited speed Autobahn, nobody can afford those prices I looked them up expecting everyone to be Bronze or low Silver, but they're EUW Diamonds... Haha, what, how? Here's an upvote Its a different type of beetle, couldn't say which. Either are terrifying. You rocking Kings flair is more than anything. What view??? ¯\_ _/¯ I dont remember the gameboy line having SD slots why do those work? Chillax ...what the hell **you liar!!!** i just went to the hospital... they said they dont heal pokemon "Most" .... So, trust one of the biggest companies to rush into selling out our personal with being our browser of choice. I think I'll stay clear of that, thanks. Like a poisonous potato? You could start by not referring to yourself as a "pretty man". Ah, right. Stupid Cryx That's kind of fucked. What if it's their grandpa My girlfriend... Uses her 1500 dollar Mac book pro for two things Freepeople.com and Gmail and she is a pro, types everything into the URL bar and everything. Sometimes though while we are hanging out in the house She will have her Mac on her fucking lap and she will tern to me and ask "can I please see your phone? I need to search something" I stare at her and hand the phone. She taps the chrome icon, types google into whatever I had open and I loose my page, and then searches whatever and it doesn't load instantly then she groans and says "god the Internet on your phone sucks" That's oddly descriptive "Dead Elmer, looking much cuter" Both of you guys' usernames terrify me in a situation like this. don't be silly OP is always a faggot..... but really holy poop? How do you people drop your phone so much? I've had my iPhone for about 6 months and ALMOST dropped it once. and known that it would generate karma every time........ I'm on to you. You evil genius you. Yeah... I think I spoke too soon. Our defense there's a blood trickle at the end Please show yourself the door Well, I sure am glad you figured out how to think, OP... otherwise we wouldn't have this fantastically NON-WTF post in /r/wtf! Someone please explain to me how the Chiefs are literally on-field raping the Jags (no surprise there) and yet Dwayne Bowe has no yards or receptions. I'm anteaterhighonants and I love ants Yep, it's a shim your words cover cleavage I see what you did there You look like someone I know >Why do you hate the US? 57 yards rushing. 109 penalty yards. how'd you know? All I can see is Warp Stabilizer. .....I know.....i was quoting the rest of it ... Not unlike, of course, almost every industry on earth? That song plays in my work at the time... Thank you for this new association took me a while to notice that was not a dildo Ashley is pretty bugged up for most players. You have the concussive shot bug, I have the bug with her constantly activating and deactivating her shield. Because your a fucking faggot! Better shoot the lights. ..... Ohhh ..... So how was it? My dear friend, ive been tested for many things . What is it with the lotus getting between the mclarens and it ending so badly. I was hoping someone would have posted an article or story about a new movie but all I get is poorly recited movie quotes... That's why it was written that way you fucking asshat! You have to be really zen about individual tracks. Just take your sweet time. Go slow. Relax. Ultimately, it works out. Stealing from the tax payers then No? :-P she's 9 In some guys room, or a vacant room, or what? Did you use my toothbrush? Well I use to do it in costumes in front of thousands, so not very much. It's like they went out of their way to NOT show her legs. I think we can all agree here that /u/Nithryok is one hell of a troll or a huge douche. I was about to say "you're cute, I'd miss you too", but then I saw your username... I work in animation and film production now, but before that I was a character performer and puppeteer. Sadly is had an weird similarity to "Death to Smoochy". Though, with less killing. You hold down alt and press the button. Holy shit What the are you talking about? I can't believe how much time and money, which was the tangible manifestation of my time, I spent using TurboTax. my actual spirit animal Marie was wearing black… the black cat loves shoes. The gray cat loves rubbing his face all over any bags that come in the house, and sleeping on suitcases belonging to houseguests. He also once puked in the shoes of someone who came over for dinner. Guy takes a quick photo and saves the owls life. And you have a problem with that. If we look this embarrassingly bad this week...I'm dreading what next week is going to look like My dog doesn't fetch.. lolwut? I always just assumed that Arby's was just a cover for a massive cash laundering business . Do people actually eat there? Our local Arby's never has any customers yet its been in business for a very long time Plating GTAV does not make you socially awesome. ( )>⌐■-■ Divide by 0 error would only happen if you had years/sex. (Unless you are 0 years old. ) ‎ Leaning in to the machine to clean it is one thing. Climbing in with shoes and all... your head rubbing against the top and parts... And OC crap like THIS, ladies and gentlemen, is why "Hollywood" keeps remaking hits from the past... 22 gigawatts per hour... Bunch of fakes I'm 17 and people guess that I'm at least 23, on average. I've had people at school think I was a teacher, even other teachers This seems a bit narrow minded. But I don't like it. Don't submit please. Brings back memories of the time I had to take a humanities course (how is this shit a requirement when you're paying good money for a specific degree btw?) and the jackass professor had a reading list of just over 50 books (2 books a week for his course, and nobody it in was majoring in the humanities). Like an idiot I bought the books only to have this jackass cut the reading list in half two weeks into the course because of all the student complaints. I tried to return the books ... some hard cover book by Mircea Eliade which I paid $45.99 for and was never even cracked open ... yeah we'll give you $0.34 for it... I can't help but think that this was written by a bored and karma thirsty alexamil... While you're awake Sumbitch! +360 days...again. Dravin y u do dis Glad you're overcoming your anxiety; that definitely is great. However, your readers (myself included) are getting anxiety from the fact that Part 3 will never come. Please post it. Ivankov C...cucumber water is what I think? oesday otnay akemay ouyay ociallysay awesomeway. Because religious group have always done so well when they trusted with children. Im sure pedophile parishioners everywhere are salivating over this. It challenges what they need, but they can't defend. ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ^^LOWER ^^YOUR ^^PITCHFORKS ノ( ノ) *heat* of the moment He dirty dicked his phone? Mom yelling at dad about how many years it has been since they have had sex You... *ate* that this morning?! Not wtf Um... Why is this posted under /r/AskWomen ...? As a fellow child-free woman: you are not alone. I don't like it when people try to *make* me like babies, either, as if something is wrong with me that needs fixing. Oh I just must not understand, I must not have had the right experience yet! EVERYBODY LOVES BABIES! I want to ask jk about this they ಠ_ಠ just ಠ_ಠ are! ಠ_ಠ never question things like that Tres no lleva tilde. Then you are the problem. You are a vampire and a leech on the system. For example, I'm an American, does that mean because of Southern slave owners I'm an animal? Maybe because of Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, Albert Fish and Ted Bundy I'm a monster? Or is it because of people like Kyle Klebold? Does that mean that I, along with my fellow 300 million+ citizens, are ALL ruthless, Nazi-esque, animals because of a handful of evil men? Your opinion of Croats is not a bias based in fact, but simply a hateful prejudice. You are classifying them all as evil with no real reason. Do you know who else did that? The Third Reich? They classified Jews as "animals." They classified gays as "animals." And now you're classifying Croats as "animals." Yeah, considering you're a 16 year old that drinks. Nothing like parental bonding over rape. Not sure to laugh or morph my face into Hi Bryce fancy meeting you here Apparently! I was hanging out with this chic one time and she mentioned her PlayStation had a bullet hole in it but still worked. I inquired on how that happened and she said her mom had shot it. I imagined this punishment scenario but then she said "yeah she picked it up wrong off the coffee table". ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ8ಠ ಠ_ಠ i don't wanna know your definition of commitment Is that a stock image or... ? I swear they have them for *everything* *teemo* you furry bastard Dat price Break outdoor coffee tables with wine bottles ... I'm sorry!!! I'm behind on the cool things lol If only I could be in Wa tonight!!!! That's not how you spell hockey lol I'm still a retail wage slave......and I do love kitties...... to the reddits!!!!! I feel your pain.....I was a 32oz Mountain Dew in the am, a 32oz Pepsi for lunch, and one or two cans before bed after work and at dinner and such. It's rough Some people still don't get the word sarcasm Joe got some manly hair on his chest and all around if you know what i mean ... And tracks and trucks. "Navigated the ship from New York City, through the Great Lakes, down thh Mississippi River and onto the Ohio River" 2 votos positvos??? Or an admin kills you for no fucking reason at all and no explanation. Proper grammar?‎ Really? Stung. Bung. It was like lava if you were wondering. Wow.. I can't wait! We kind of have become nazis, haven't we! Just many times worse, really actually doing that whole world domination thing, not just blowharding about it! Fuck that guy Dave. Not sure if sarcasm or actual appreciation Hamill That's not a cycle, that's just an arrow bent into a horseshoe shape. If he had gone through with supporting the rebels, they would have said he went against the will of the people. And so he put in the hands of congress and the senate, and now its a disaster? Your not aloud to speak unless you can actually state what you want him to do and stand by it. The fuck? You don't. You have some self respect, and you leave at that point. Well considering how bought and paid for the Russian media system is, they probably feel nothing. Or at the least, they feel what Putin tells them to feel. Triple speed origami *** *** She's like the Ditto of penmanship Holy shit, doesn't anyone else think all those downvotes are excessive? ###** ** But it's happened before? ‎ And yesterday Philly and Washington were making fun of us and New York for our game... We didn't want him anyway. Project SAM... As I said earlier in the thread, aand yesterday Philly and Washington were making fun of us and New York for our game... Those eyes...... DC denied their permit for a no-stop ride but did approve a 9/11 permit for a million muslim march. The attitude of the Two Million Biker Ride group is: Fuck it! We are riding anyway and will stop at every red light and obey every traffic law. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ > ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Barrens chat We can always burn down the amazon...... I have a van and black gloves, we'll need ski masks, and sun glasses, ray bans of course, and lots of road trip food.......you on board? By Helicopter. I was in flight school. Tofu is good in miso soup. And only in miso soup Maybe he just wanted to see me on the bed... Oh, interesting. I had no idea that this was done for Dota2. I guess that's one way to distribute keys. My brother came back from deployment with wild tales of banging prostitutes from half the countries in Asia. In the next breath, he was lamenting that his wife doesn't trust him. somehow I just turned this picture in to 3 hours of checking out everything on her tumblr, etsy and facebook... not sure how creepy that makes me There are a lot of that family that have jumped ship. do not add spoiler videos in introduction to anime theme stuff I know of nothing I'm sorry, we had to cut funding for rape support, we needed the money for city cleanup. Yes we're clearly all self entitled trust fund fucks because we don't like that bums (who aren't even from here) are blatantly shitting on our streets. Hey at least we won't be raped to death, have our flesh eaten, and our skins sown into their clothing. But if it does happen well be very lucky, if they do it in that order. ಠ_ಠ :) Shoes.... On..... Bed.... What will the lower part ge...oh.. Alter. Ich wohne jetzt seit über 10 Jahren in den USA und habe gedacht das im Gegensatz zu den Staaten in Deutschland Normalität herrscht. Aber dann sehe ich sowas und Frage mich: was um Gottes Willen ist in dem letzen Jahrzehnt in Deutschland passiert?!? I bought Cinnamon Life from Amazon, shipped through ComGateway. Came up to about $14 per box. Did this myself: Hang on a minute...short film? A Taylor Swift link? Seriously? (°ロ°)☝ ... ... Brain.... then I could browse reddit all day AND work!!!!! (Insert evil genius laugh) > I have that same chair It's 9:45 AM EST... "here we go" in about 4 hours. Nein 200 bucks for a no name glove? pass. Strife as a last name You're not loving that once-beautiful wooden work surface, though.   He'll be back in ten years. Setting reminder Discovering Reddit shortly before starting Grad school No I heard it depends we're you live, my buddy per ordered an iPhone 4 and got it a day before launch and when the five came out he jaunt walked into an AT&T store and asked for a 16 but they were sold out so he settled for 32g ( ) I told him too that's a lot better. Conquered 3D?? I love Unity but come on 2:20 its not the creepiest PM Ive received I seen that one coming. Also, i know you're going to fix this one as well A friend of mine did this.. She thinks it was so cool and clever while everybody rolls their eyes and laughs behind her back.. Thanks for the tips! I haven't been doing anything different with my hair, but I did start eating healthier and exercising more > She stopped responding after that. Or maybe just ask him to clean his own dishes? Did... Did you dunk it in the bowl of butter? "Let me show you" Plus Data's contact lenses. Dafuck was with that bright yellow? I hate when people say MEN, then girls. It's really creepy IMO. That is a Gundam... ya bro I'm with ya, that's totally a normal and sincere question I'm a man. I have an ex-boyfriend who used to try to do that shit to me. Pie AND mashed potatos? Delicious chlorine "reverse ladyboy" ** ** I don't know if I should trust you... It freaks me out to think that everything I see on nature shows is happening right now. While I'm sitting here on Reddit a dung beetle is cruising around on a ball of shit. At the same time a huge ass whale is doing whatever whales do, while all along a bird has been doing a lets fuck dance somewhere in the forest. Nature happens Well he plays for USA... Bro dat ass! Bitch had it coming. Thanks for ruining that show for me Oh look! A rose... Shit! I lived there in 07 and 08 when I was working at the RAAF base and I am pretty sure I can see my old place in one of those pics ... So, then they are just sharing all your private emails, notes and information, but not your fingerprint. I guess that ok then. You're right, I'll report him for gold selling. Well stated, but be careful, they seem to be burning the unbelievers today. ( )っ✂╰⋃╯ Oh, and /u/cheeseburger_humper - do I need to cut a bitch? *cough* frostbound hammer * cough* you auto attack taolu they run your use Will, auto attack again, seems simple enough, oh and lets not forget the fucking horse. ಠ_ಠ Tagged as Phimosis_Prime for that image. That's not very polite wat Haha you can watch her on operation repo on tv. She draws angry eyebrows when mad and scares the shit outta men WTF? You had to pay to get temple ordinances? Is there any actual proof of this? I would love to have something concrete to reference this. That is so damning! I mean...W.T.F!??? A real life single in my area? ( ) *God forbid a OEM deciding to put their own logo on the front of their device* I was all WOW until the last part I didn't say I wasn't happy that he was gone. ...shit that took me a full minute Relevant username? Or not, maybe. Sorry to be a buzzkill, bbutt ... That's a great way to make your bengal kitten think that it's cool to attack you. Enjoy when it's fully grown and you to have it put down I didn't find Rakkman until my third playthrough. [ ](/ooc) Because what you say is entirely up to you Jesus, I briefly attended a decently well-ranked Engineering school with a 33% female population and her post/general attitude is giving me serious fucking flashbacks man . You should never sleep with a baby I was yawning when I read that Scroll down to "Burning and ashes collection". ...The fella in the photo there is adding some of his own cigarette ash to the deceased. I work at Walmart too, in the same area as well. I couldn't tell you what goes on half the time while I'm at work because of the poor communication. Why did I click? Apparently I love beaver anal glands thank you very fucking much Twat life. I see no explosion. Only saw a burning car. Dude fuck you. I just tried this, thinking I was on my Windows 8 machine. It took me a couple of tries before I remembered I was using Xubuntu My dream catcher this is how i feel on probation. stupid fucking laws that make no goddam sense on any level. So what...DNA test doesn't exist in China? That's not what you said though, is it? You said the sniper failed to shoot. When you were proved wrong you change your story? Real classy... Holy shit. My family was visiting some friends and they had one of these circular toilets. I couldn't get comfortable because I either had to have my dick was touching the inside of the bowl or my balls touching the toilet seat. To make matters worse, after I finished my shit, they had fucking one-ply toilet paper And to top it all off the toilet wouldn't flush because someone had just used the toilet and for some reason it took this toilet 45 minutes after a flush to get ready to flush again. So I closed the lid, stepped out of the bathroom, and pretended everything was fine while making sure nobody used the bathroom for that time until it was ready to flush. Luckily nobody did and I went back in and flushed. Anyways FUCK THAT TOILET!!! I thought you were on vacation... I guess. Even though i meant message. Leave it apple to fuck everybody else over. I don't understand how they can charge 29 dollars for it. What have you done?! ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ It's the Kirstie Alley of pumpkins. peanut butter porn videos You disgust me a little for even asking this question. I tried to live that dream last year at the age of 27, don't do it. Seems fair. Do Darwin and that girl a favor and castrate yourself. Wow, I never realized they could see your ass (etc..) in those full body scanners Who thought this new Apple device was going to be a good deal? Sadly, this is no longer true where I live (near DC). When Verizon brought in fiber, they eventually forced everyone from copper over to fiber. I resisted as long as I could. Now when the power goes out I have about 8 hours of battery backup, and then no more landline. "Improved" technology. Don't do it again Jesus Christ That pinesol doesn't actually kill germs, but in fact pine oil is perfect for breeding bacteria looks at resume: Shauqwinda Jackson... oops it seems to have fallen into the paper shredder that just happened to be on. oh well. Man I work for a napa auto parts store, and I know nothing about cars..... I'm a driver extraordinaire tho! ;) that's how I felt about my dresser, no snags, turned out excellently, and it fills you full of pride knowing you did something that amazing! Oderless, indeed, Wesley 'White King' EXACTLY!! I didn't think anything of it until I knocked her up . And she was pro life. Thank god (heh) for the miscarriage. "Yeah, he forgot to fight black" Yeah Battlefront was one of the best 3rd person games I've ever played, IMO. but that trailer suggested FPS to me. And yet there's still someone who spent $50 on Brandon Jacobs Oh so because he was a hijacker, you're assuming he was Muslim? Not to mention they'll just pay lawyers to fight the charges for 25 years cause it's cheaper So you're the one! Watching repeat threads on reddit is like watching my favorite movies over and over and over again. I don't have any more favorite movies It's labeled as "natural flavoring". This is why we can't have nice things reddit. Cells are larger than atoms So you're going to take a super rare all original car and put some different motor in it so that in the end it isn't all original? with 4 kids? Used for light gaming and college work. And I'll put in my desk drawer thing But just think of all the spec-arty stuff happening OOfffff screeeeen.. Also something like what the lego game does, where you have easy character switching, maybe it would turn out good. Well Mobile and I took the screen cap just now I'm bad and sorry I worked for Dish, too! My favorites were "my son wouldn't order adult movies! he's only 12!" Cannot.compute. yes 'gooder' "YOLO" I also i wanna, i wanna, i wanna, i wanna, i wanna really really really wanna zigazig earth dragon gem. elite airsoft squad. uses hicaps What would be really interesting to see is how it looked for the guy shooting the lock-on. The lack of warning was bullshit anyhow, regardless of the path. You had a solid lock which then disappeared, and suddenly you get hit? Yeah that definitely helps when you try and dodge missiles Denzel for Moroni?! No? It's filter media? confused. Live through me? ‎ And yet, he still can't enter Europe. Well I guess we should listen to that guy, because clearly you're walking around completely dehydrated and losing weight wrong . did you just say 4770k with 4 titans... urrggggg..... 16 LANES! FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! 4x on each graphics card... that'a big no. any socket 2011 i7 and it's a yet, 40PCI-E lanes vs 16... ┌∩┐( )┌∩┐ Yep. All these cosmetics are definitely delaying the game!! It's obvious the writers become 3D sculptors, and the coders because texture painters. Reddit needs yo chill out. 'New & used' Link? IE and Safari holding hands... Nice try Oh okay They need to get orthodontics figured out it seems like She is apparently too "alpha". Doesn't sound like strong women are "wife material" in the OP's view. Was confirmed at yesterday's event A-attack on swimming anime live action ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ also... TaleSpin. Is your dad a teacher? He looks like one I know That looks strangely appetizing Hey man $3k to learn how to be a script kiddie The month of weed .... All the weed shall be smoked that month! [](/sumlin) Hasn't been done before, has it? ? I had and started Redman last week.... It's easy to write off as being paranoid but when you've asked payroll about it numerous times and always been met with "we will look into it and get back to you" it gets annoying. Been waiting for six years or so Un'altra vittoria delle multinazionali e della kasta! When with all those valid point you just made, you must be right. Fucking where's waldo with that tampon... It's truly embarrassing: I have 14 UD eyeliners, including three double ended ones and minis in colors I know I'll never use up (Woodstock, I'm looking at you ), and I'm still having to hold myself back from buying Ocho Loco 2 right.this.instant. I need an intervention. Sorry, I suck at AlienBlue. When I get back to PC I'll fix/re-up. I don't even know how to delete this friggin post with this app! Those damn deuce dukes. I scrolled all the way down for this? Suddenly "It's raining men" comes to mind You're lucky you didn't go to jail for robbery and aggravated assault, not to mention breaking-and-entering You hung up on this guy, just breathe deep and let it go That's like Germany using a swastika because it a cultural icon... What a surprise, Islam fucking up another country. /u/IronStylus ... did you have a hand in this? OP ಠ_ಠ PLS ಠ_ಠ DELIVER ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ You should fly ... the plane? So... what is this big, red, illuminated TEST button on the bottom left? Read that in Hagrid's voice.. that's a disturbing image.. to quote /u/ihazcheese : "Tie me kangaroo down, sport" Button. Lets hope the mods wake up soon Like this... I just woke up and my stomach is already killing today. It's going to be a *great* day! I put them under a tag labelled "Mac " I'm pretty sure that birthing video was the one we watched at my (public) school too. Terrifying stuff, but the best/worst part was that our teacher decided to rewind the tape while it was playing, so we got to see everything going back into her. Do *not* GIS his name "lame Heyman angle" > You have a very suspicious amount of knowledge regarding Mein Kampf for someone with an "hh" in their name ** ** Its always the other guys who die in the apocalypse (or becomes the zombie) Barely Really? I've had people telling me to "take the fedora off", and I'm not even an atheist. My ex and I had a pregnancy scare and all her mom said was "good I am ready to be a grandmother" she was 19 In other news: Android 4.1 spotted on note 2. Ok, everything here seemed kinda immature right up until this right here. You've been passing notes to each other through a coworker? It went from kinda to very immature I went on 4chan cause my brother told me it's funny there..after 10 minutes I left 4chan and told my brother that 4chan is too much for me to handle. So he called me a pussy and sent me to reddit He drives an evo 8 with some autozone wheels on it. WITH a chrome lip. Dear God Not sure if ... I'm sssoooo happy I got out of that part of the medical field. It got to the point that I could walk in a room and know which one of my pts shitted pooping in the sink. i hate my mum. Op, what was YOUR experience like? Or we could have someone other than a 14 year old girl write it "Vulval Lips" "Luring girl into alleyway" in the activities section...... +1 year. When will you learn? I work in a cafe. Papers everywhere. And I'm in Harrogate so each and every one is the Mail it causes me daily grief i can bend my thumb 90 degrees , i always thought it was normal but my friends were all like 'furry dice' ‎ So it's been in his mouth and in that paper... I don't like where this is going holy shit, are you me? "This is Moppy, a dog with perpendicular legs... Hey, Moppy, ROLL OVER!" ## missouri No lemon cake? At work I'm 'the guy we totally hired but know he needs to train a bit more'. So so my mind sometimes wanders off to all the cringe worthy moments when I work. And then I hear "Hey, need help with something? You seem to have a problem." from my colleague, and I say "No, I'm fine, thanks."... No, I'm not. Emachines..... This WAS from an ad Sony put out I counted up all the states' votes to double check their numbers New too the sub sorry Wow! You certainly didn't live up to your name in this thread. This question makes absolutely no sense. It does work with gta4 sooo... Well i must be fucking unlucky cos ive gotten a grand total of one crappy flameblade since the beginning. NFL Network trying to compete with Sexy Legs SNF. Not bad, but next time don't cut from nice tight leather clad ass to Gronk. Instant boner killer I went to a restaurant once where all I could see in the mirror was my forehead, not even the eyebrows. And I'm not even *that* short. Every see what happens when you have an unbalanced load in up right washing machine. That's what I picture next. ..... I was expecting a potato growing inside the couch/cusions...... t( )t My friend sent me a link to /r/spaceclop. If I ever have to go there again it will be too soon. No. No. No. No. No. Just Google what he told you, click on the first link, and find what you need... Do you need more info? Good. This is the one reason why I refuse to go to pride. We spend months trying to tear down the stereotype that we are sex crazed lunatics who'd suck a cock if it was flopped in front of us... And what do people do when we are asked to celebrate and take pride in our culture? Get naked and start sucking the cocks that are in front of us. Damn it why did I not listen. not even ten words in to the sentence, and you state european ancestry *immediately* after saying that you are argentinian .... O... That's soap? Tissues passed around at funeral due to strokes... There is a disturbing lack of Fridge mentions here. Must be why i cant find a job. Me Have you ever 100% this game Rapist Rodger ....... and get a hubcap for that wheel Awesome! Guess all the ppl saying its hacked are wrong i still dont trust you * * Mr. Keyring.... we meet again Thanks for the post, I am familiar with this case and it really grinds my gears when some people with misinformation assume that the woman in was not a victim. You want to be thanked for being a professional/ decent person? Scheme is "horrific"? What kind of compsci would want to learn PHP instead of Scheme. I shouldn't have to make a LMGTFY link for someone in this subreddit, come on now Welp that sounds 100% like me maybe i should stop ._. Why do I get a feeling that this post is by one of our own Hindu right wing nutjobs Yes. Would've been nice. Instead they made her call Theon a cunt. Because that's *funny*... What sex life? ... creep. It's supposed to say "your move, creep". Damnit! that sounds like a similar issue to what the S4 is having. These new phones aye... ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Calling bullshit on your GIF proof Wut. "Might've wanted to do something" Two of my chickens wandered away and didn't come back. :-( I cried. I'm down to two hens and they need some friends. My baby's father was supposed to come help me set up my chicken coop, but bailed last minute. My mom helped me but it was lots of heavy lifting. Then daddy dumb dumb texts me, "Sorry I'm so mean, I should've came up. Miss you." Well, you know what? I don't want ya here. I'll eat all of my awesome stir-fry myself. So there. Ahhhh yes, child induced sleep deprivation. I remember sitting on the toilet while my bathroom rug looked like it as rippling as wheat does in the wind or hearing my name when my husband didn't say it... Wish I have those ac device to see the different. Or units that don't make sense. "Gigawatts per second." ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ If there is a goal to strive for, this is the one. O is that the joke? I wonder where the magicians thumb ended up on the previous video Are you joking? Whoah, this thread just got too real for me. ( ) I think I've been on reddit too long as I didn't find that post wtf in terms of content or motive, but simply on how exhausted I was reading it without grammatical pauses to break up the sentences. But we kinda need to emphasize not downvoting based on opinion. I was debating the Team Kakashi vs Team Jiraiya thread, and I was getting downvoted without any reason I could see. It's pretty damn annoying.** ** How does that make it better? They brought the mascot into my work. He followed me and tried to give me a hug. "the first time" I see! Dreaming about cleaning eh? You calling me a terrorist, mate? For what joy? Being brown? Good to know what that was-- who the fuck does that on a weekday right when everybody is going home? In my case-- had a 7:00 class-- it took me 38 minutes to get from the Courtland exit to the parking deck. *mouth* raped, with their fingers. S/he wasn't actually raped, they stick their fingers in your mouth and like... mess around in there I herd U like Mudslapz D..did you put a LOTR quote in there? Bert looks disapproving. Almost like Danny, don't I totally live near you Are you a troll, or a dumbass? I can't tell. ‎ AHAHAHAHA POOR PEOPLE ARE SOOOOOOOO FUCKING FUNNY! NOT COOL! (or funny) The inside of what exactly? Isn't this just a Victory with an Indian logo? You wanted the PAC-16 thing to happen? Really? "Anal tastes dirty" ‎ You seem more concerned about the cheap vodka than the stab wound That's how it feels everyday, prolapsedrectum. Except tunnel explorer.... I went from 250 to 175 on the AIDS diet.....I'm dying guys Leave the chickens alone! I can't tell if this is a good thing or a bad thing? Houston's funny because of where it is. You get lots of folks from lots of places coming for work or up the river or off major evacuations (it's one of the evac centers during Gulf Coast crises--probably other times, but I know it is or hurricanes) settling and never leaving. So you get all flavors of Americana, of course, from the Northwest to the Southeast and every other which way, and Native American, but you also get lots of Latin, Caribbean, Creole, Cajun, Asian of all types... The list goes on. It's this crazy distillation where it's a bit of everything in its purest form, good and bad. And Houston never quite seems sure what to do with itself. It's got a weird identity crisis, so mostly it just says "Hell with it!" and goes on about its weird business. And awful driving So, it solves affordable housing by allowing people to raise prices? Need a pair of these ლ( ლ) He said STOP FUCKING JOKING ABOUT THE INTERNET!!! Cheeseus rice, man shits not funny.... Nick ლ( ლ) Man, I need tradable metal, and another steam card, or just keys. *anything...* Those comments under the video Stalhrim armor, Dragonbone weapons and ancient nord arrows come on Im sure you can afford better arrows :P I oppose your opposition; I promise every redditor free bear It's Rusty Venture You think it will run better on 360 Not cool dude, reap jokes are never funny Catnip I'm sorry but "soup and hugs" wins the Internet for me tonight. The visual of people just sitting in a poorly lit room with dark colored shear curtains on a sunny day. The chiming of a grandfather clock. The feeling of uncomfortability in the air amongst the guests. The only seats available are couches covered in cat hair or phone books stacked next to a coffee table. The coffee table is used as a dining table. The dining table is covered in yard sailing "treasures". Really awful AM public radio plays softly in the background. The host awkwardly trying to force a hug between the guests sipping plastic spoonfuls of soup. That sounds like kidnapping Or you know you could just hold the cup near your face to see if it's cold or the steam if it's boiling. There are humans who eat other humans, but you don't see birds helping **us** with our broken limbs. If you type this ಠ_ಠ in the question then you already know how to do it. Btw it's the look of disapproval. for you not knowing this. On Alien Blue it's on the drop down arrow when you're "adding a comment" Oh Hay Hay! As soon as I get a new seal in my rear end and some fresh lubrication back there.... I'll be sure to give you a call. "In" Those sound like multiple counts of attempted murder Oh, right, good point.. Goddamn, that's more annoying than I thought. ...which doesn't exist. How are you on reddit I've haven't seen casting this good since Arnold played Dr. Freeze. "Intentionally offensive"??? Out of all the things I've heard parents(even mine) say, that is the craziest one ever I've also heard they got rid of eating by the numbers. Outpost is easy now and the new Nimitz hall has been said to be like living in a hotel room. Sounds like you officially turned old. As appose to the rebels, who have also done the same. What's important is that you support the underdog, who cares if it could put even worse people in power. ... ಠ_ಠ Americans are fond of failing to acknowledge problems and pointing fingers out in deflections, really? You think the US is that different from russia? Has the US listened to its citizens over the NSA, CIPSA, TSA, nope! Your country is a bully if you want to start slinging shit. A corrupt power hungry bully that considers the health and education of its citizens beneath the profit of conglomerate. America was once great but then came the point where the most fundamental thing in the country is whether gays are icky and how big the soda cups can be while your schools fail in one of the worst public education systems in the world; so sit the fuck down and stop arguing with people. \# Who are these impostors with the maroon pom poms? Where are Iceland and Greenland? Not with torres Soon. ** ** Foil Linvala Dat example. Slight chance of insta kill....... Old-fashioned spelling in a futuristic sci-fi world. DAE SEE THE IRONY, I GET IT NOW Good thing I come back as Red Hood and get all the chicks^...^and^Roy^Harper^‎ Tell me where they are! I'll kill em! Bieber born the same year Cobain died Well, when it asked me what my favorite thing was, I chose sex. I ended up humping my way through Eagleland, I guess. I can confirm this. First thing in the morning a £150,000 machine vital for several jobs I have to do quite literally went bang! Apart from that, fine thanks Yes! I walkways hated that! Full face makeup including dramatic shadow and lipstick. I thought the whole point of the show was the main character learning to love herself for who she is, not wake up "flawless" I was locked in a bathroom and spongebob and Patrick came out of the toilet and ate me. Who pissed in your Cheerios? Apparently on Reddit, an observation equals a obnoxious comment. Autopsy on a living person? All I ever wanted was for her to get back with Grayson :-( which hasn't happened in like 1284839388829 seasons I know I'm having a barbecue right now ^ ^^ ^^^ ^^^^ ^^^^escapes--> have my karma. Would appreciate if you deleted this. Fore grip and a bipod? Your mom sounds like a bitch. Uh.. it'd probably be cheaper to just buy lobster claws when you want them than to care for a live lobster for that amount of time. Also that is kind of morbid Fuck I just brain pooped or had a stroke. Spinda. Jesus... 23.5 HRS A DAY Using puppets and interpretive dance. Follow it up by sending her a fish head through the mail. Abortion. Annimal I once spent two weeks going to classes in a cheap, open face, bear suit for a campus charity hazing. Jokes on them, women love teddy bears in hipster glasses. I think it helped my social life more than it hurt it. People seemed kind of disappointed the day I didn't show up in it. I had become a staple in their lives. I felt I was doing a service for them, making them feel dignified by comparison. Seriously....abortion. Wolf.... Thanks for reminding me what a horrible actress astor is: "OMIGOD I'm SO humiliated!" ***☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜)*** this ***ʘ‿ʘ*** so much *** *** /r/bestof ** ** *lel* **atheism** I don't know if anyone pointed this out yet but he has a genetic defect that made his arm that big and he made the best of it..... ^^ ╚(ಠ_ಠ)=┐╚(ಠ_ಠ)=┐╚(ಠ_ಠ)=┐╚(ಠ_ಠ)=┐╚(ಠ_ಠ)=┐╚(ಠ_ಠ)=┐╚(ಠ_ಠ)=┐╚(ಠ_ಠ)=┐╚(ಠ_ಠ)=┐╚(ಠ_ಠ)=┐╚(ಠ_ಠ)=┐╚(ಠ_ಠ)=┐╚(ಠ_ಠ)=┐╚(ಠ_ಠ)=┐╚( )=┐ Like kids who go fast in their first car, smoke pot, try hard drugs, climb high trees do dumb shit in general through all age ranges. The rape hysteria surrounding this generation is mind blowing. You are the exact type of person thats ruining the Internet for the rest of us. Possibly I'm beginning to suspect that you are not from this planet So it was you! I'm an EMT working in Villa Park and the surrounding areas. These surrounding areas include Santiago, Silverado, and Blackstar Canyon. Please don't do anything stupid I reeeeaaaaally dont want to have to come pick you up beaten half to death in the middle of the night. Okay, I call bullshit. There is no way your mom is that fucking cool #NO. > Snorlax. I met a friend in high school as a sophomore and he had just moved here because he got into too much trouble at his old school (fights). He was a pretty cool guy, occasionally he made fun of people, for being fat or stupid or blonde (probably why he got into fights) I always sort of laughed because well he was funny and he wasn't doing it to their face or anything. They weren't that mean jokes but I still let him know that it wasn't cool...while I was sort of laughing. But once it just got real WEIRD, he was like "so hey GreyMatt3rs, you ever just wanna like just grab a chicken... and just stab it over and over" and I was like "WTF? NO". I said, "you did that?!" He said "no no I just said I *feel* like doing it. Like you know close it off in a barn and chase it and grab it and just you know" I told him that's some real fucked up shit, like seriously I've heard serial killers start off torturing animals before they kill people. He said mockingly and laughing, "GreyMatt3rs I'm not gonna turn into a 'serial killer.'" ... "But once I killed a frog" Ha ha, great twist! The part about not liking them black really threw me for a loop. Before reading the last line, my face was . OP's boyfriend - nothing too crazy... This game is blacked out in Seattle on MLS Live. While I was watching this video an ad popped up saying "Why can't I find a date?" The same store (not just the same building) has had a "going out of business clearance ONE WEEK ONLY" sale for the past three and a half months Also, on a hill next to the store, there are eight signs for this in an area of about twelve square feet. Again, Oh sorry are we playing a game here? You trying to one up on ME??! Because if we are I will turn it up a notch son! Well then, THAT LAST PICTURE ANGERS ME SO MUCH RIGHT NOW I COULD BREAK THIS KEYBOARD TYPING THIS!! ....why I...what? Really... It legitimately took me awhile to figure out that this wasn't a photograph... What have we started? You're a teenager. I'm missing something. All I see is a list of paintings but no explanation. Specializing in sub-optimal classes is my favorite thing in races. I don't feel hindered by this event at all. I love getting season points for doing well in the least played classes, it's fun! I play this game for fun, not for the chance to win something from roccat. I think there is too much emphasis and gravity placed on this shit. To be fair, though, one of the comments there is about how 'conflicted' they are when they look at the pictures. You know, because the guys there are obviously criminals and evil … but they're also 'hot', so … That makes no sense. I'd already said I had googled it. ಠ_ಠ... Of course Never Gonna Give You Up is on that list ### GO BACK TO THE STORAGE CLOSET, TOMMOS. 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Since my diagnosis, I exercise a lot (walking two hours daily). Contrast that to before, when I did nothing but eat crap and made jokes about how I'd lay down til the urge passed to exercise. Maybe because different people have different opinions Ugh. Yeah because spying on people and reading their emails is more important than our children's education not sure why this was upvoted - worst comment string in the thread IMO So what's your excuse for the past few seasons? ¯\_/¯\( )/¯\_/¯ He hasn't left. Then the AI still will not join the HRE. Only way that this could possibly work "in game", is by getting to inheritance and vassalage like he was of the HRE and then annexing a country, adding their capital to the HRE and releasing the nation. However, I'm very skeptical that this was done this way, based on year and the nations involved. it's a spider nope gif I was so confused for a second. I thought the shoes the guy was wearing in the back were owls too. I was looking for some creampie recipes for birthday party Had a similar experience this past spring. Walked into our bedroom late one night, hubby was asleep with the TV on. I noticed something on the floor on my side of the bed, but thinking it was a toy, stepped past it and set my glass of water on the night stand. About that time, I smelled SOMETHING, turned on the light, and found a huge dead rat, courtesy of my little asshole terrier-mix. Cue the scream, hubby jumping bolt upright out of bed, and me with the biggest case of the willies ever. Little asshole didn't even peek her head out from under the covers. I did the same thing on vacation! Amazing experience. Very friendly, sorta like giant dogs in a way. I had one latch on to me for a while, they called him Chester the molester I was hoping the quotes would add some sarcasm . Tech earned the win, just don't tell the hundreds of articles lamenting the officiating. That I am beautiful and flawless. The quote is absolutely true, I don't get it. Our 40+ caravan left old towne orange around 8:25. It was okay when we got there but by 11 it was close to unbearable. Then the stupid raffle ruined it for us so we left around 3:20 Become a runner Ya Wald ilkalb My little pony: Friendship is magic. Cam Newton! Do something! I swear to god I would rather be starting the kid who has been stretching his arm! AT LEAST HE IS CONSISTENT Dwayne Bowe, why you do dis? Dwayne Bowe what are you doing? Dwayne Bowe, STAHP!!! Wow, that's fascinating. Y con esa ortografía ‎ Bad title... Instead of " ", reply with "and are you looking for any company?" Double stream Ur name I take my humor very seriously. ( ) They do around here and when I say its an image macro they just blink ‎ ‎ Says the guy whose team has already won several championships Yeah it's a whopping half mile away. Assassins Creed, P4G, Call of Duty, Disgaea 3, Need for Speed Most Wanted, The Walking Dead, Gravity Rush, Uncharted, Unit 13, Rayman Origins, Metal Gear Solid HD Collection... c'mon already... hard to guess Imagine if this played at worlds... It seems Satan browses Reddit If you signed a lease that stated no pets, it was not your landlords fault. It was yours. Your stupidly caused this cat to be homeless. He is having a smile on 24/7. God so thats him off SC2 As a ball who happens to be at the mercy of creators that ruthlessly bludgeon me with sticks of wood, whose only moment of freedom and potential vengeance towards the creators' kind is the slightly possible chance that I may bean their progeny, my victory has been stolen by your kind. ┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘ *dance with dongers* ┌( )┘ OP's link is bad and he should feel bad. ┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘ SHE'S UP ALL NIGHT FOR GOOD DONG ┌( )┘ ┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘ WE'RE UP ALL NIGHT TO GET DONGY ┌( )┘ For my child ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) girl of a body? Not bad, could be better. GMG had it for like 48 before release so it included the 8 dollar ( ) DLC. I can get my own heart, that's why I have an axe. I need a folder named now Fuck, my 770 is cheaper than that. I second that motion. Russell is 0-5 with an INT ( ) Which is exactly what CGPGrey would've said. The one place I didn't want to go on an awesome day off from school ... Back to school to vote with my mom I know what you've been up to ^I ^don't ^even ^know. but i want it ლ( ლ) wat what... the.... fuck... ** ** The weird part is it was a guy who said this in the movie Wat did I just read?... ( ) Slow clap... Cool, but bees must have a pretty depressing life since they are bigger than their life's work. I know they pollinate flowers but that is not their job as a bee; it benefits plants and humans but their job is to make honey and when they realize they weigh more than all that they produce in their entire lives... Well, Repost Looks like it was ....left.... behind. I feel like I need to clear my cache... Reputed on the same day? Really? Lol? No just no. We are doing this w/o Browner, Clem, Irvin, or Harvin Wow that's creepy After a period of time I figured it would stop hurting for them San Franciscans... The banana in the nutella.. Pಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ That looks about right for Florida You kept dead girlfriends? If I'm laying on my back my hands are either rubbing/playing with my boobs or my stomach. Sometimes I'll mess my nipples before realizing and thinking "if someone walked in right now they'd think I was a pervert " Dad? >C'mon dude Anti-big government types would have a fit. It would be political suicide for whoever suggested it. 'Merca likes it's freedom... €{ } New guy better be up to the pillaging standard set before him... Did you even read the book? *Or* see the movie? I, too, think 5 year olds should have 24/7 access to loaded guns. Wut? Whoop-di-ducking-do... Really? Wow, congrats on the personal plate that represents who you are. Cops swarmed due to neighbors calling reporting a strange man and possible sexual violation with forced drug use, station was 5 mins away. She just jumped towns. Definitely not her first rodeo though. Legit thought she smoked pcp or something. From what I know they get such ditch weed in the area, and e stuff we smoked was so good, she straight up noobie full on panicked and the whole neighborhood came out looking at me like I just fucking violated this girl . I was going through the source, maniacally looking for uses of reduce, functors, monads and what have we and then I realized; functional applications. Oh, right ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ There is a whole gang of them, disproving you ಠ,ಠ_, Damnit, I just bought two TIE Interceptors. Iam ready too! I don't approve of your peer pressure! Neither one of those sound good. No, no. Keep funding government whale poaching. It's not like you need the money for better things. No, don't change a thing. It's make it more funny for me. I'm into that sort of stuff. Don't judge me. That's not a baby joke... You must all be *so* proud. Right? How dare somebody make good money doing something they enjoy! Shit, I thought everyone had finally forgotten about that. Daaaamn that is some kick ass prices. Whats the shipping cost to Australia from sweden? what kind of pics and videos cause a guy to get a heart attack? I think they are non-existent. A hipster isn't really a real thing, its just label we give to people within a spectrum of stereotypes. The catch is that most people define that stereotype differently. So one mans hipster, could be another persons awkward nerd, hippy or artist. The reason wild dogs do. Who gives a fuck, seriously! this is pics, not links you annoying turd canoe! Yeah, cause that's the exact same thing No So physically smacking someone in the ass when they aren't looking and running away before they can respond, then talking to the media and saying "he didn't even say good game back! what an asshole!" can't be compared to spiking a ball on a logo? We're secretly paying back women in their 30's because in our 20's they were dating the 30 year olds ...what are you implying re: your first point? Or thirsty I try but I sort of forget sometimes. I just completed my 4th chapter with only 2/4 sub-goals. I have no idea what they were anymore. One of them for 2nd or 3rd was getting a trade agreement with Egypt. They wouldn't accept a trade agreement earlier in the campaign with like +100 relations and by the time this goal came around it's chance of success was 'low'. They were 'moderate' on accepting client kingdomship. ( ) ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) let down your analyst desk ノ( ノ) And I, you It's a little Sweeny Todd..... How many gun owners have done this to you? Honestly / \ Someone should change her age on the wikia... they posted her age actual as a million years old. OOC: He's looking up at the sky... What?? That doesn't....I don't even... And 0-3 (I think) on the PK Oh, you fucked a horse? Grats bro. Too soon... "Mr" ScottyTay Wat. Thanks. My uncle was also freaking out but I have no idea why and I know for a fact he doesn't smoke. Antonio Brown pulling some sweet jukes, and finally just trips Um... *Them other boys don't know how to act....yup!* That's my mom as of right now WHAT'S KAYFABE AND WHAT'S NOT?! I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE Oh shit played vs a vayne today that built 3. 3 fucking IEs, a PD, and no BotRK. Wtf build. He mains vayne in silver v and has a 48% winrate after almost 200 games. Doesn't mean they can keep getting penalties Star Wars laser disc rips and the Star Wars Holiday special, freakin George Lucas ruining them I've never fucking been so physically ill that I vomited but holy shit it just happened. Goddamnit man My parents are soulless like that. My dad actually told me to sell my birds and buy new ones once I moved across the country because it would be easier It was a dare... God I wish I was high when I did that but, no I was completely aware and only have myself to blame 25-40k OOC: Not as young as some. Mine was like 70 years old... Not happy to hear this since I ate at that one a couple weeks ago Don't freak out. Do shave your balls beforehand. Don't shave them during. Just how reddit "caught" the Boston shooters Was thinking this was a Doctor Who reference... You're either a girl or don't have balls...anymore. At mine there was a group of douchey looking guys smacking each other's balls while waiting in line..I swear one of them looked at least 30. Looks good... Now, go clean your room. Graphs? ಠ_ಠಠ Made me want to protect Bill all that much more I use "redditface" for Welcome to the entire joke. That's the whole point of /r/nocontext, to take something that sounds when out of context but is totally legit when in context. ‎ Yup. I ended it with a guy I was with for four and a half years (me late 20's, him early 30's) because he hadn't proposed, even though I wanted nothing more than to marry him. Hardest realization I've ever come to. I had to completely separate my heart and mind, because my heart wanted to stay-but I knew in my mind that he didn't love me in the "you're the most amazing woman I've ever met" way. And in my mind, if you don't know by then-then you know. After we broke up, he proposed (definitely because we had been together for so long and it was supposed to be the next step). Saying no was the hardest thing I've ever done in my life, by a landslide, but I knew it was the right thing. He couldn't understand why I said no, after being so in love with him for so long. I tried to explain, "I don't want someone to propose to me because we've been together for so long and they don't want to lose me. I want someone to propose to me because being around me is so amazing, they never want to be away from me." His reply was "What's the difference?" (FYI-that's the difference) I cried for two and a half years. But now, I'm married to an amazing guy who loves me more than anything, and am extremely happy. Breaking up with my ex was hard, but looking back, we would have been just kind of mediocrely happy. I have to wait another month. Basically there was a close up of a spring being pulled out of some guy's urethra, then what seemed to be tiny worms falling out.. A theme park where dozens of people died Books are now notable just for being in third person? That's a disheartening state of affairs. I've always found first person narratives to trend towards annoying. LOL? What "buzzword" did I use, fedora? You used which is a more common Reddit buzzword. You seem really upset. How'd they diagnose heart attack from soup?! (☞ )☞ Not wtf Was at this game last night and saw this on the big screen I don't want your newsletter. I have you tagged as Dyrus x Oddone Erotica dude you are being cheap as fuck. give him the handles lol. And seriously, going to take back $7 shelf?! When you're done with taking back your $24 it will look like shit again. Not your problem I guess, but still: Oh no! Someone with different views! Apparently /r/nexus4 is now full of fanboys who don't follow reddiquette anymore. Haha same exact thing happened to me. You actually even used the word discern, as well....‎ Cure all aloe Vera juice. Mother in law pays £25 a fucking litre for the stuf Tell me something. What do you think they make the game on? Proof read god damn it! Good point, I love the joke he pulled with all that rain. (┛ )┛彡┻━┻ He should have a teammate come over and pretend to give him a free tattoo every time he scores. We all know how much he likes tattoos Whenever I walk into a room I size up everyone, decide what kind of fighting style would work best on them, how I'd kill them and how I'd fuck them. ...why would they give him a razor Yeah well I got to the second scene, drove the car about a block and my power went out. Now I wait. What about father and son? *is still laying in the bed * I'm going to follow your account around from now until forever and give you downvotes whenever I find cat shit in my vegetable garden. Which is all the time. same with english here, wrote definately in one of my tests learned it that way ! Well as long as it doesn't bother you Yeah cause you can chamber live rounds with simunition... Yep there's a decent amount of cool stuff in EB3. If you can get into the wind tunnel building it's pretty cool; there are windows into the subsonic room but none into the supersonic one. Though I always had a hard time getting into it *when I had class in it* 8th scenario: writer peed on the car themselves, wants to watch OP wash it. Yes! It kills me when the parents look at me and say, "What did he say?" Excuse me, but it is the Joslyn Art Museum, not Jocelyn. Because some of them can't even construct a sentence. It's almost like the developers had control over what their characters looked like. I won't be able to watch CLG in the same way from now on ** ** OOC: looks How cute are you, *cuntdickshitballs*? OOC: . Hahaha. I am good with plot guesses. You didn't ask him to scream Ya know....I think I'll leave finding that to someone else This is the first time I have ever seen this...how do you go yes I understand the difference between half a cent and half a dollar to well 0.002 cents and 0.002 dollars are the same..well WTF lady. "I'm not a mathematician" ..... this isn't exactly something that you need to be a mathematician about... This. Fuck this. I don't like to clean or do laundry and if it needs done, then we will BOTH do it and suffer together. But wouldn't the can be empty, hence no soda, hence can't be soda pressing??? Maybe he doesn't actually want the card Wtf saw the news too. Subotic is ok despite the knock he took I think, if he starts next to Hummels... Who will play DM? Half fit Kuba? Dude. The magazine on the left.... Star Wars and Star Trek characters should never meet or be the same actors... EVER ಠ_ಠ That seventeen is still staring at me. Oh my God it totally does. ﾉ ﾉ Damn it woman, your lack of fucks got in the way of your "/s" again! you username Harr *harr* Im laughing so hard right now. This is so funny. But aspartame hasn't been proven to cause shit Good point. I just viewed it as being silly but yeah you're right when you look it at that way. Sorry, I wasn't completely sober when I posted that. . You sure he wasn't joking or anything? Find to watch and tease. Not fun to play in . Is that a Middle Earth Map? Yeay! Quite a few a few of them are purple for me. More than I will ever admit "If she’s engaged and responsive, keep talking." You evil little shit. Makes sense though, no complaints here. Warner. When I hang out with my brother, everyone's always like, "Hey it's the Warner brothers!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA .... really ? well i guess this is a good mirror to see what the other reddiporeans are really like. What about the giant space squid at the end? Too many badges It was probably that cool smiley face that I still can't figure out how to make. I have to copy and paste it everywhere.ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Plot twist: he doesn't have a kid The same thing happened in Norway after the 22 of July. It almost got Call of Duty banned in Norway. > Doctor:... ... go on I know no one who owns land nor would I want to bury it on some unknown place. My motto is, a body's a body. I could care less what happens to my body after I pass (within reason of course, necrophilia is out of the question!), so what's the big deal of letting them dump it? I loved my pet, I would pay to spend his last minutes with him before he passes, but once he's gone, he's gone. I have no attachment to a carcass. The memory's what's important to me and the time while they were alive. U definitely wouldn't dump him off at a kill shelter though. lol well then I must not have been referring to *you*. Not wtf I look great in glasses. (ಠ_ಠ) ( )>⌐O-O (⌐O_O) ᕙ(⌐O_O)ᕗ Not wtf Not wtf My dad explained it perfectly to me one day. He knows dinosaurs didn't exist because they'd never fit on the ark Start fight club, with all the other bullied kids, then when he catches wind of it and shows up, kick the ever loving shit outta him! road house!!! 2500 bucks to freeze your balls off for 3 hours to watch the Superb Owl? Fuck yea, I'm in! Only.... I need a rich uncle Well you're not the only one *now* that was a screenshot of my computer, how much more source material can you get She's doing great, absolutely loves the beach and going out on the boat. I need to get some pics of that for sure. Also found out that she enjoys onions As OP silently downvotes you, everyone else gives him the FFS, do your own homework. seems like something Kamina would say My daughter laughs at me when I say "no", *especially* if it's in a stern voice. God I'm screwed Hubs made a joke last week that my boobs and belly were having a race. Thankfully, my belly is currently winning. The last time I measured myself was in the first tri, and I was up a cup size to 28G. I'm too scared to re-measure myself. I'm only 5'2 and rather petite...yeah, they can stop any time now. Seriously. STAHP. "with my boyfriends" I have a grandmother who has smoked since was 15, and she hasn't gotten lung cancer. Therefore, nobody gets lung cancer from smoking and it's fine to promote to unwitting children. ... Typically, when people say "more info in comments" they don't just comment on their own post with the exact same link as in the title. I'm glad we are taking care of the main topics OOC: You edited your last comment. I actually remember selling gmail invites on eBay for $5-$10 a pop Thats pretty worrying if Focher is that bad OOC: Room of Requirement Yep, on two different iPads Yes, and that's more or less where rants such as this belong. I can see it's toe no it's because they want more horsepower Aww really? I had bastion and ftl sitting quietly in my steam inventory waiting for the day they could be played. Now theyre pretty worthless in trades and i got the games too. Thanks Obama! 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Yes. Because the rest of Europe does not have a language barrier with the remaining... Recorded with potato. wtf...man, just wtf??? ლ( ლ) I love how he started out priming the conversa... Oh, wait, no, this isn't social engineering at all. Please convince me to buy a Playstation instead of a Sega Saturn with my allowance money. ( ) My teacher showed this in my Dutch class Start a home business. Really, if I had the extra money, that's what I would do. Wasn't this one of the most top-voted comments in the pivotal moments thread You wrapped 2 coils on same wick? Well that's pretty lame I honestly never thought there would be this much conversation about this. Either way its funny. Who cares. What, no details? No descriptions? Nothing? How very disappointing. Except for the part that it *does...* "You're just a hygienist" ? like he said, you've never worked in the field much less in a low cost area. Nobody plays lol to play minigames Sweet, thanks for the info. This little guy ( ) is part of the standard version too. Everybody complains about NSA and privacy but then you all use facebook. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ 78, Was on mobile had to check all post What the fuck is a millennial? I'm 28 and these people look older than I am, fuck this term ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Man, I am NOT fuckin with you Can't read the title on the spine when they're shelved like any other game though. Is that comic sans... ...please tell me you're not an anthropologist. I like the aspect of gun safety and introducing it and guns to kids early, depending of course on the form. I think people are frequently a little too strict when it comes to the hallowed 4 rules. Sneaking in subordination to government at the same time makes me feel... ‎ Ouch. I don't know whether to feel bad 'cause that sucks, or mad at you for cheating in the first place. Mad, I think. Sponsored by American Express welcome back man, we're here for you I still don't understand why AirDrop is so great. We tried it tonight....why not just iMessage instead I mean it's pretty much the same thing I got a mouse turd in some fries at McD's a few years back. Brought it up to the counter, they offered me more fries. Image says "they're here," caption translated to "their here." Try /r/geocaching Why is this WTF? Summing all views of all my videos I had pretty much 300K views in 3 months but got $1.20 from google, so I disabled that. Google is pretty much cheap. They have showed 300,000 ads and paid $1.20? thanks, I will pass. Wut? Looks awfully real on a second glance .. He was so inspired But that would require talking to a girl and you would literally end up in the friendzone. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I spent five minutes wondering what exactly I was looking at before realizing this wasn't strawberry scented Kleenex At first I was like .....Then I was all like ʘ‿ʘ But that would require talking to a girl and you would literally end up in the friendzone. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I once stayed over at a friends house. While I was sleeping, the cat chewed my tube into pieces. DKA in the morning It does not have a share button. It was 6:41 when the messages started and 6:43 when they ended... that's a lot of messages I think a bigger takeaway here is the ridiculousness that 37% are still running an OS over a decade old What's "Digg"? I'm guessing someone didn't vet the questions thoroughly, in which case they should accept both answers, and not make up some idiotic excuse. Or maybe... they really believe what they're saying? This segment is the ESPN-est thing ever If only the Android version supported Intent.ACTION_EDIT based on mimetype and data uri... 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And fuck you Blizzard for having me resort to this to get a beta key. > Sarah, what have you done? Obviously **QUEEN MY DISHES PLEASE. ** Or the same sex Yeah I'd take Koscielny and Mertesacker over Vidic and Rio any day of the week ‎ > ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ... That's ~314 damage each. Because pigs are beef.. Get that poor cat to a vet! People don't have any concept of what they are talking about. If I see a failed HD, locked iPad/iPod/iPhone about 80% of the time they are not backed up. Then it's our fault. You lose your shit and you're pissed? I get it. Don't be an asshole to the person who can solve your problem. Wow. Ok, so screw anyone else on this cruise if god forbid they have to port because of her. Really thoughtful. Green and gold frosting? The LoL item is named after Ohmwrecker. >Me: "Where have you been for the past **month**, Kuiper? Cook has been awful **lately**." And here I am on my meager 1024x768 system When did I say that You know exactly what you did.... That sucks ass. Thanks for ruining my night I was born in 1980. I feel And he shared that? Why are there inches marked on this banana See so we are not so different, sooo . I like your arbitrary cutoff year of 1985. Wow... that was so funny... no really... you stupid turd captain What the... I never even knew you could get up there I just want to point out, that this was in no way a regular checkup. No you didn't, it's shopped... Ass hat Dude, it's week 3 TIL... He IS thinking on the children Oh are you shitting me. I get my Legend of Zelda edition Wii U on the 24th. AKA a day after this sale ends. Thanks, Gamestop. Found: Sniper CR! AGAIN?! Gettin' real tired of your shit, Apple. Wait, you are just figuring that out now?!!!!!! Wasn't it obvious? It's a joke retard. Who's the Ass hat now? das würde ich auch gerne wissen I know right. It's not like they have to pay for hosting, And make a profit while keeping it free for there fans. The assholes Just...... Oh thank you for posting this! I haven't seen this 17 times! I just started nursing school. I can't wait to find out if I have some kind of serious illness Good thing I came to the comments otherwise wtf did I just watch. A maiden over on test. Yay. I'm a doctoral (phd) student in bioengineering and I'm in a "med-into-grad" program where I took classes at a cancer hospital in cancer biology and treatment and they kept talking about DRE's (which is a digital rectal exam - done with a finger) anyway, after explaining it to us my friend said "that really seems like an analog measurement to me" The doctor had no idea what he was talking about and the rest gave him We know, /u/I_am_perverted Who the hell comes to reddit to be reasonable? Wow. I've always had fears that one day an AC will fall on me. Has that ever happened? Sometimes I see apartments with tons of plants and they look ... dangly... Not server-oriented so much as network-oriented. The local library is still pretty much exclusively Win2k on their public machines. > This is a bad joke fair. its not as hard when you've had 3 In other news, the UN task force is a military force for hire This is a repost, the r/funny mod took my post down. It was on the front page for 10 minutes, and then depression ensued.. Nice try Portal Turret! I'll not be tricked into buying you so you can kill me while I'm traveling. I would have shelled out $150-200 easily for the three eye orbs, alone. Instead, we got a figure. at least the map /somewhat/ makes up for it, with the artbook sealing the deal. Surely if he's playing so much LoL that's he's getting carpal tunnel he should stop playing so much LoL **RUN** at work day, not WALK at work day Screw you dad i do what i want Wow dude. Let me save you all some time and effort( )and throwing your bag in a tree) INVEST IN A WRIST ROCKET it remains to be one of the most useful items in my bag. Besides my Star Wraith of course. Senior year of high school, AP literature student teacher. I was 17, he was 25... My biggest issue with the app is there is no app... Sounds like he was using the deployment card for pity. Jesus Christ, this man has no shame A study of 38 people provides shallow statistical results at best. Why even publish the study... unless there's an agenda behind it. Oh shit > No reaction from the person making the video? "Già ieri ha fatto un bel miracolo che ha vinto il Napoli, e sono contento " Even this is not the right thread to mention babies... > ( ) You could say that it was... ( )ノ-■-■ how long ago did you have the whitening done relative to these pictures Dangit, Bobby! You're not Nikasaur Yes, the carbon tax was what Spain's main problem was. Why do you know this? Global Post is a very credible news source. Are you saying they made the story up "BECAUSE EMOTION"? You're not my real dad 32gb gold. Ordered via Verizon's website at about 2.15 am. Ship by date is the 24th. They normally overnight them. We shall see. I'll be mad if they delay it. But only because I had to pay to expedite shipping on a case from Apple to match the shipping timeframe, because you know Verizon only wanted to sell me a case for a 5. My local Target received a demo 5s but no actual phones to sell Ha, I have a friend of a friend that owns a restaurant. He gave me the bottle as a gift. He knows I've never tried a sour. Right now I'm starting to get into IPA's so I'm learning all I can on that. I hated IPA for years, my taste buds are slowly changing. The Dr. Pepper is the wife's lol . It has since been removed. Hello. .Imposter. At first I was like , but then I was like :D. I'm judging you "Thanks Mako, I'm glad you're so good at breaking girls hearts!" Four white guys making sushi for the Asian. Titanic ... and sinks ... Everyone in Africa has access to the internet; this will work great! Because Presidents McCain and Romney would have been better? You realize that there is no monitor on the planet that can physically display 1800 fps, let alone 3000.. and you're rendering a gigantic image at that speed.. and it's too slow for you . Happened to me as well, $25 cable and an iTunes sync to solve it. Oh, I thought that you were saying that it was "no imgur links IN posts". If that would have been the case, I would have had to talk sternly to timo and lemon about that... CarPorn? Henderson's got the magic! Oh what a fool I've been! I could have been out getting drunk with friends and meeting all kinds of people... I know what I meant At a music festival this summer it started to drizzle and it was a thing of beauty. I was rolling really hard, frankly I was fucked up and the cool rain felt like a warm rush of vigor pouring right into my skin. Go for it but don't wear heavy clothes, also be smart and leave warm clothes and a towel in your car (or you know, the car of your sober friend who is driving ) and have a great time. Remember to supplement, be safe and come back to tell us about it. ლ( ლ) Haha disturbing When I was a kid I was the top. Now I'm the bottom I live in a small town in the south..I got in a head on finder binder in the turning lane.. I went to court today planning to dispute it.. (Because the guy I hit was using the lane to skip traffic).. I planed on pleading not guilty.. The judge pronounced to the room that If you where planning on representing yourself without a lawyer you would have better luck riding a horse blindfolded, bareback, and through the woods.. Also that the amount on the ticket would be forfeited and most likely would end up more.. I find it mildly disturbing that you have to explicitly state death and/or dismemberment as being out-of-bounds. Wait for it... Have some backbone you puss. I've gotten squeaky voiced teen... Twice. My girlfriend (Chinese) taught me 趣 (qu4) as "interesting"... Otherwise that weird feeling of being able to read everything To be honest, it's not as special as you might think. I'd suggest you find yourself a nice woman on Google to look at, better for your eyes too. First language is Kannada (the language of the Look of Disapproval ). I speak, write and read mostly in English, and think in English as well. Fun fact: the eyes of the look of disapproval face, , is the "tha" character in the Kannada alphabet. They dug their own hole. This is also the same company who produced the clusterfuck called MDS Studio, then completely dropped support for JDE apps on BB10/QNX (so.....blackberry 10 can run android apps, but not their own legacy JDE apps? um yeah...good call RIM ). ^ One thing web developers should not do is link to JS libraries from non-CDN or local sources. Eg: He is linking directly to underscorejs.org. Idk, paint maybe? No foot injuries in 10 years. Maybe we should make them sign a waiver? Well at least Bush and Obama have set the standard for drone assassinations so China will have some guidelines when they start using them on the world. I don't know. I honestly think anal is gross... It's there poop hole. Someone delivered You've got me there. 15min worth of cleanup and we wouldn't be having this conversation...but then reddit would have nothing to bitch about. Or would they? ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ He's all like "WHAT. Don't judge me!" David, Handcock? I read this thinking you were the guy Oh man you are so hard, I am so sorry I ever replied to you Get a job hippie, wasteoid! it's strauss "also sprach zarathustra" Some of the Ferris Wheel ones are just ( ) Perhaps I didn't make myself clear enough... My favorite show as a kid, ruined. Thank's a lot OP. ooc: really Ariel, really? Doctors pictured are all men. Ya I think it's stupid. I came from a family that had it done. Mine was a little botched even, so when I was really little I remember having to go in and get cut on again....DID NOT LIKE THAT. I didn't think it would actually take 7 business days to be delivered but on Monday it will be day 6 witha delivery date of sept 24 so it looks like it's really going to take that long ‎ Seek help. or alternatively, keep your unintelligible comments to yourself. So... That is the face of megahacker??? Intresting to see others.. "This one guy named Lazlo" There was a family with crying babies when I saw Watchmen OP lies... Unbelievable. Expensive but with a budget of $75? Is...Is that youtube link supposed to have that many O's and U's? Why the hell would you be worried of a trip to niagra falls? Unless it's the american side The tellers in banks actually say this... If OP is referring to the bands listed in the last sentence this is my face: I don't remember her having that much....watermelonus. Faker made everyone hard I definitely got hard... ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Two weeks ...read all the replies. GODSDAMMIT! Now I want some fucking In-N-Out... you *bastards*. But is the other one real??? Said a guy with a EG Flair The first night my boyfriend and I got together, he called me adorable whilst we were making out EVERYTHING Test 2 Got into the shower with socks and my glasses still on Yeah there wasn't enough braid pulling or eye rolling for my liking. I knew this would be here. ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ ... Funky barn here I come You're so smart. It's like you have a 4.0 or something at a top business school. NICE GIF, BRO. You're so smart. It's like you have a 4.0 or something at a top business school. It's the hype machines that made the PS 2 a success. This is what's going on right now. Toronto This is why app numbers don't matter! Wp8 evangelists always miss this point. My favorite argument they give is "you should be more open minded about using alternative apps". Nope. I'm not going to use an alternative bank app, thanks... Or some shitty Instagram clone. No go back to the losing column. See... Im in Med School - and i have heard this so many times - i have no idea whether its true... Your wife having a death grip may not be the best thing Unsportsmanlike *Contact*? I'm sorry --- In all honesty, the part building up to the ending was But it wasn't bad, and the real ending was good, in my opinion. As a giants fan I am disgusted. Shotgunning jack Daniels and pbr. You punch a lot of women do you? I've used several dozen of the lower-end models, and I've never run into the problem you've described. I have seen some of the really old models die due to capacitor failure (and one died because the office manager put a potted plant on top of it and water from the pot leaked into the unit ...), but I've found the hardware on the lower-end units to be generally reliable. Yeah, I see what you did there Kids, this is what the late 90s were like if you lived in a big city as a teenager. Tofurky would be better if it was made from turkey (not that I like turkey, too dry), the next four would be better with some milk fat instead of their various substitutes, and nut cheese... Women who are engineers. Nope doesn't work . I did a back up on icloud does that also backup my installed apps or do I have to write down the apps and install them manually? This is making me more angry than anxious #### I'm black and my lips are small as fuck Where the hell is Stevie Johnson? Shorty ass sociopaths Fresh install did nothing That funny considering who always ends up buying the drinks. I'm thinking PS2 vs Dreamcast. JOIN THE CLUB Excessive masturbation... sterilized them, resulting in an "improved" condition.. I went to a stripclub a couple of years ago with a bunch of friends. We were pretty drunk, so we decided to get a lapdance for one of our friends, because it was his first time going to a stripclub. Anyways, I wasn't paying much attention until I heard everybody screaming, so I turned to look at my buddy and saw he had fucking breast milk on his cheek, which he proceeded to wipe it off with his hand and lick it . I've been getting that message since the last version.. Was hoping it was going to go away in this newest release.. He just gave up a fumble. Oh! Oh... Or I could just ask the apartment manager, I'm looking for someone named Sammii that looks like this. Classy i copy it from the internet then add it as a shortcut. so now whenever i type LOD, comes up. Yes, because every single episode is written, filmed, edited, approved, and released separately every single week... uncool oh man, I went back after I read your comment. that's a terrible joke. That's not how social security numbers work I think this is true because my whole family is from the [U.S.] South (Ohio and North Carolina area) but our last name is Irish ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) Going off a lot of these responses I'm beginning to think the cops around here just have nothing better to do. ಠ_ಠ April 2012-September 2013 is only about 1.25 years I thought "Creepypasta" isn't reality? Nevertheless this is some fucked up shit I didn't know trypophobia was a thing but after doing a quick search and seeing some images I think i have it now What about Huel? The only thing I would have said he could have done better was be in Argentina or Iceland BEFORE he went ahead with his plan. The places he went were risky. They should make a youtube tutorial Not sure if getting called 'bud' from Bashar-Assad is a good thing *** *** ‎ I read that and was like whut? Down with this sort of thing I know nothing about! That is the opposite of a horror story. There's one leaving on Calgary Trail too, so I get to see it before and after work EVERYDAY. Just a training exercise. Nothing more. Well drawn, but, uh... Just had to throw it in there didn't you? ~~...~~ Agreed, When did this place turn into Instagram? Yes, you're totally right! She should *accept responsibility* for her coworker sexually assaulting her! Which really, is the more important thing here. because every blitz player is imitating Madlife I told you to not tell anyone you motherfucker I heard that because the sky is dark at night, or that space is black or whatever, that's proof that the universe is infinite or forever expanding. Something like that. wut Maine had it coming. Maine knows why... I agree. I was raised in a cops house. My stepdad. HE was a good cop. and fwiw, I was a bad kid. Even I thought so because no "normal" human being is shaped so awkwardly, right? RIGHT?!? "Oh god...he just lifted his shirt and he is just awkwardly shaped...okay then. " The app icon Awww...^ i read that as i killed the majority of my relatives Ok, so after making this face ಠ_ಠ for a good ten minutes, I realised you were saying the Dad's dick gets conditioned to thinking of BJs whenever the kid throws up. And he also forces the kid to throw up (still very but not as much as I first thought) so he gets more BJs. Bad boy, take those undies off. Please.... I really don't like tea. This wouldn't normally be a bad thing, but I'm British. Everyone I tell that too over here looks at me with complete horror, like I've just killed a swan Sunderer. Dude that's my favorite group of all time, watch what you say Nothing like government trying to make its people fear healthcare But not all players on the NA teams in Worlds were from USA Are you high? girls butts That link is purple I know exactly how you feel except im a guy so its kinda worse I got shit for it for years. like if I was 13 or 14 I wouldnt have an id *Father up* [](/scfear) Is that poster... What I think it is? He has posted the exact comment about 8 times in this thread Who the hell takes a screen shot of a paint window ** ** These were sunglasses. I repressed this until now. Those specials though... And that is how your story ended... Not wtf Not wtf Commercial with 2 seconds left for injury. Then clock resumes to zero, then more commercials. Yay! I'm 12 and I'm worried this is going to happen to me Where :) :/ :( Your dollar sign is on the wrong side of the number Does this count: This is not /r/gaming, go post your stupid comments in there please That's all I needed to know, I really don't need the upgrade now. I'm satisfied with my 360! Maybe in a year or more when more games are available and they DO allow this. Then my heart will change. Until then What in the shit is going on in that sub? I don't have any music on my phone... I deleted it for cat pictures................. Oh god, it's staring right at me. infowars It's not fingering, it's not fisting. It's trunking There'd be some extra nuggets in the pool if I ever went down that slide YOU, what have you done to me, my fingers are killing me now. But, I'd have to live in 'Murica then Nice try NSA. But I got in....oh ლ( ლ) Gross. ^^/u/Reads_Small_Text_Bot ^^: ^^ruining ^^my ^^comment ^^formatting ^^since ^^yesterday ^^ ...this happened back in 1991. 22 years ago, OP. Your post title makes it sound like this happened yesterday these are enlightening words from /u/bitcoinisawesome I know what you mean. There's a couple of other guys in the building who are absolutely huge, but when I stare, it's more like `*0.0 and not . They are a lot older than me though and well established here. No one bothers them. But anarchism is a form of socialism. Even postlefties are socialists. Ummmm thanks? All I'm going to say is Rothchilds ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Well, at least UCF beat Akron properly. Cloud lovers beware. If a multibillion dollar tech company could goof up this bad, are you really comfortable outsourcing critical infrastructure? The hippies win in the end. That's an unhealthy lesson to teach young people. I'm not sure if I should applaud that response, or just This is great. "I don't condone violence, but beating up trans people is ok as long as they don't need to be hospitalized after." What an awesome guy! Literally fucking Mother Theresa over here. ಠ_ಠ..... ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ....... ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ..... ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ....... ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ You've certainly got a number of things for people. There's an extra space after the 2nd comma Don't worry, it was totally 'fixed' in the last patch. what the hell I wish i could lick this butt. You deserve that ban. Please don't mind the nonsense this robot is posting and move on... That kid with the saggy pants and red hat would get his ass kicked in a fight. Punching with his arms. Then that back foot come up all fabulously. You know we can tell if the original poster of the link is commenting on their own video right? ... But another guy in this thread calls it anticlimatic dude, why. come on. Im at work and really dont need a plastered on So you're telling me that updating my software doesn't also update my hardware? Only 90's kids will remember this ‎ No teasing ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I thought that, but then me and my girlfriend went to see then live a month or two ago as a joke because we thought this song was funny. People take that shit super seriously . If only they had more funding You can't be clean if you never worry about dental hygiene. Thanks man. The fiancé and I are in dc, but mom is in MoCo. The cop car is a friend of the family, and used to live nearby. I contemplated running a strip of tape down the middle of the dirty cruiser and doing a whole car 50/50, but he got back from fishing too soon > Why...? WTF Yeah! Me too! With some stuff I bought online I had "dirty dog? Dog cleaners in your area" My husband will do that, where he says something as he sneezes. Sometime he will say "SNEEZE" as the sound and it makes me want to punch him in the head. he claims all sneeze sounds are intentional.... Goddamit Shed ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Lesbian android! Hahahaha! Is she hot? That full tank Renekton ".., in the meantime Gattuso and Palermo are partying ways..." ( ) inb4 "sure invisible *burrito* " [](/x40 " ") I got dog training... Oh god I thought I would never have to think about it again. Mazel tov to your vindication. Must feel good after all that time. Are you my boyfriend Get your shit together, Bob. "Show"...? ╚( )=┐ A girl had to present in my class today; after hearing 3 "like"s in the first sentence i thought i'd start counting... 45 total in 5 minutes I was like... "Wow, $11.34... That's like 8.5€!" Then followed the link and it's 11.34€... Well, a nice offer, anyway. You're a massive loser. Your knee jerk accusation aside, that was my point. $13405.38 Same shit happened to me off-mission except it was a bigger heli and it exploded instantly and killed me when I was switching to Trevor. What I'm getting from this is that Fennekin's final evo is filled with purple goo. Personally, I love that we're heading towards 2014 and Civ still doesn't, by default, have an option menu to change the hotkeys to whatever you want. So you didn't give the actual artist credit, and you're just now mentioning it wasn't your OC? P...p..pics or it didn't happen! NAO!!!! I was cleaning out my truck one evening while listening to the hockey game. As I'm cleaning out the truck my dog shadow starts barking for no reason. / \ WTF dog there is nothing there. I simply ignore him, however he knew there was something there and would not stop barking. I go to adjust the radio volume from the commercials back to listening volume I look up. I see this shadow figure about 6' tall, I grabbed my tire iron and walk into the garage. He's gone, I just stood there for a minute trying to figure out what happened. At least your cat doesn't wake you up by doing so. I somehow managed to get myself ranked in the top 5% worldwide for expert vocals in Rock Band. Some people find it hard to accept that they hold an unpopular opinion. She literally looks like she's 14. The guy on the left looks like James Hetfield had sex with Axl Rose I don't exist. Neither do you. [edit: shit... Circle jerk...did not realize.] I was so fucking confused as first. I'm breaking up the name 'Asia Grocery' into different variations trying to find something witty with those letters. ಠ_ಠ <-- I am jaded I just got a hardtop and it has air leaks worse than my soft top lol How do you know I have a spice rack? The strawberry should have interrupted them right after the first usage of "strawbs": what are you calling us? I feel like they shouldn't make person mascots into pillow people. Whoever approved that ლ( ლ) why the poop?! Seriously?! Why? I'm just glad the only hazardous materiel i come into contact with is UCWS (Unidentified Crusty White Substance) on peoples keyboards (thank god for gloves) and this one cart we recovered from a hobo who used it for a few months and found it covered in petroleum jelly. So there's some scenario that can be summed up in a word as rape, but isn't that severe? Too long. Didn't read. DAE look for a penis? So, all I need to do, to own my own private island, is make a blood sacrifice? I'm game. > if a wife is a puttana > who throws down in the bed? i didn't know we could have nickames ლ( ლ) ..... Feed the hungry, that crazy, we need giant statues to pretend we dominate over the nation. Oh, well that's much better. Wait wait wait, straight faced praise for Blackberry? Nice try, RIM, er, Blackberry, er, Fairfax. Wot? Why can' tweet make money? Because the entire system is really all bullshit, when you reach the core of it. ... .. This is not anime > Either im subbed to you on YouTube, or you just copied that guys name Abortion clinic, or I would push her down the stairs. Random hentai. That dugtrio is too long... It looks like dicks /r/thathappened I would say I'm 5'2, but my girlfriend would say I'm being generous. She might be correct. ...the fuck? Hodor If only we knew where to find such an interview. >"It's just white male tears" And now, thanks to your generosity, I may also experience your night terrors Oh well then it must be true This story sounds totally believeable. Wut. It seems you think being tall is....very important, but why? Seems like a breeding ground for bacteria and kitchen germs Wow. This game is not for me. Do your own homework You probably get sick of leftover turkey too don't you... shirtless Uzi Yet they still ran on 3rd and 10 ( ) ( )ノ-■-■ You're asking if a Miata is a downgrade from a Miata. In a Miata community. ( ) Ah, living in a wine country has its perks. Cheapest bottle here is 250 HUF, which is less than a euro. Course.... You never actually know how much of that is really wine. You need to put your vehicle back in the garage just like in real life garges don't save cars it's just a place they don't de spawn I don't have to pretend about the drinks but those pictures are still rough. Pretty sure my old Nokia flip takes better quality photos than this Wtf? The promotion just started today, and they haven't even opened yet You don't want free health care? I hope you get cancer. youuuu. I think the last time I talked to you, I shopped myself into ಠಠಠಠ ಠಠಠಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ . ...portraying Satan in truth? *This* Republican Congress you trust though? If anyone asks, you can always say you're Dexter Morgan. Wait, people actually say "buh-sgetti" instead of spaghetti?! I didn't now that was a thing! Reddit detectives.... I missed the part where you called the police and had him arrested for assault...? "Back in the day" I used to play on Party Poker. Then the government made a bill that made online gambling illegal, and I didn't cash out quickly enough . . . I have $250 stuck in some account there that I've never been able to get out. I tried to cash out after the bill went into effect, and they sent me a check that I could only cash in the UK. Und sein User-Name ist Adolf.... i have a tendency to dream i give birth to strange things/animals.. but the worst most fucked up one was giving birth to a cheese wheel! 646 hours Think I should be sobbing more than you. I *had* a friend who has 4 kids and I felt she used that card on me one too many times. It started driving me nuts. Needless to say, we're no longer friends I have never heard of the event you speak of.if you read my post you would see that I understand you have your reasons for choosing the gear you do. Guess what, my opinion may differ from yours. Try not to be such a dick next time God damn you I get it. My 'on' sign idea was perhaps not fully thought out. Don't be @ me. ‎ ‎ ಠಠ ಠಠ Bah-dum-tsch... People do this at my work. DONT YOU GET IT!? the police ARE the penis guy ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠathiestscumಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ wat my carrier's shotgun dmg is 1245 i was like You have all the bandwidth in the world and that's what you do with it You let your mom inside you? "Google Talk" Just as long as you don't ask me how the weather is up here ** ** You seem to know a lot about this....a little too much about this . Do I know it. I'm an *exotic dancer* and guys will pause me during my show to mansplain what I should be doing differently Side note. Get some damn gloves dude! Think about what is the first reaction you will do when you crash...put your hands out to cushion the fall. Implying your brain can explode twice? Published April 1, 2013 Oh poor you. He loads planes for FedEx you sick fuck Facebook car groups are the worst. Just the other day someone was having problems starting their car after maintenance. 70+ comments later, they said they had forgotten to put the battery back in... But of course they'll get paid! Everyone knows how valuable politicians are. How would we get anything done in this country without...oh, that's right, nothing is getting done. ** ** Read that as he has a job fucking Obama. ┌( )┘ ... His name is John Denver... Forget about that thumb, whats up with the lotion next to his computer screen! "We ran a checkdown short of the first down marker on third and long the last three times. There's no way they'd expect us to do something so stupid four times in a row" -Roman... Um, I am *pretty* sure women don't go on psychotic rampages trying to kill their SO because of pregnancy hormones. Whoever said that was a fucking idiot ლ( ლ) I'm sorry, but when I read this title, I was horrified. I wasn't taking it literally. I thought it was an analogy for incestuous prostitution. When I first read your title I thought: "How dare you ruin the new season before I get around to watching it, YOU BASTARD! Where are your spoiler tags and non-spoileriffic title!? " Justin Masterson obviously. Didn't you watch last night? Next a Jock one for men. Annnnnnd they also sell North American Black Widows But however some nub spams "HeY gUys Jo1n mY Fcktions survr!1!1!1!1!11!!!!!11 first on ther g3Ts OP11!1!1!1!1!1" 100 times they don't get banned Insert face. I almost expected OP to be a guy ( ) Butthurt I am, but understanding. The garena server has been around for around two years now and we still have no tribunal "I call it the hubba hubba" Plus it's right there by your computer What a dick head. Why would kill something that looks that awesome? Because nobody has ever died during childbirth... Finland: farting in the sauna. She's 13 cred ca vrei sa zici ..... B1 TV I thought that's what I said. Maybe I wasn't clear enough. Anyhow, your reply doesn't say anything about my actual question. Good to know you've been telling people what happened since this was Secret/Rel up until only recently Oh okay. I'll make sure to use a trusted PayPal/Moneybookers gold farming website next time then, thanks for the advice. Wow that game was really... exciting ..........did you just watch me girl-fap? omg what Wat ( ) Dubstep Or leather jogging pants.. redditor for nine months with 60k link kharma. Are…you trying to suggest that *biomatter* is non-renewable? If it were white... I actually traded Gates to get Tavon. You could always just set a hot key to go free roam Arbitrary: based on random choice or personal whim, rather than any reason or system. synonyms: capricious, whimsical, random, chance, unpredictable. Where you're born IS ABSOLUTELY arbitrary because you have no control over it. You're seriously underestimating younger generations. There are kids out there setting all time track and field records, getting perfect scores on their SATs etc. they should absolutely be more proud of their accomplishments than they should that they were born in any specific country. Enjoy coke DID YOU JUST SAY YOU FUCK YOUR CAT TO GET UP?! "teached" Oh don't worry the Donnelly's have the douche hair salon sector covered too, their "barber shop" is called "another fine cut" What excess savings? ... my dad can beat up your dad!! And even lower if you call it obamacare I played GTA V last night at a friend's place. First thing we did was find a strip club. There are boobs. BOOBS. I'm on the fence with how I feel about this development in the video game industry. Well you've gotta pay the gas bills somehow. Those backwards-looking arms are freaking me out Oh man, it was a couple months back when my internet would not connect for some reason. I'm trying everything, Windows gives me a final troubleshooting option...which tries to take me to a webpage. All my I remember seeing a Claymore, they look exactly like in BF3, and still detonate in front of you. Honestly, not sure. Doesn't matter to me [](/angrybelle " ") `ILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I PLAYED MASS EFFECT AND ALL OF THE ROBOTS WERE REAL PEOPLE` I have adblock, I see no ads. He also clips the rope through the second biner, so the rope is running over the dogbone Carl Weathers voices him My mom has told me this Then the prof always responds with "well you had all week to do the assignment/test." I know that!! Doesn't mean I had time all week Even so, I don't think it extends to high school . Yes! ! meh. That man's name? . The guy with the "handicapped" one. "unknown hero" I've never seen this map before and when I saw this trailer I just went like Then don't. Your name + this gif exactly what? Still; My god! I will definitely become a Turbo user now! My mom dropped Gronk on Monday (free league.... she's learning). But I do play basketball IMO theres no shame in any music, just depends on what your looking to get out of the music. Background music for a party? Pop music is perfectly listenable, but the second you listen to pop music to hear technicality or a work of art is when you should be quartered and drawn . 3 grand... For a Glock? >Trees aren't hardwired to human calendars. sure mate, timber would be just fine with a buff like this Maybe, that isn't the best job ever. Breaking a social norm, probably was a project that he is paying big money to a college for. Who is trolling who. As long as you aren't getting these for me for my birthday so that I will give them to you You certainly considered every angle, didn't you? ACTIVATE YOUR ROBOTIC DONGERS┌( )┘ 3 of 56 people found this review helpful. Plus you say you don't have money for food but you are going out for milkshakes with some dude that's really not "your type" He really dressed up for the occasion. As a male: I know a person that does that in classes. Don't want to shake his hand anymore :D And how would you give your dad a boner? Yeah you're right :D I have to wait until the year uranium. Holy Shit. Your fucking insane I was unaware that he doesn't drink. Not sure I trust him now. Just how much cp do you search for if you know this is a well known cp pic? In my 15+ years on the Interweb, I can't say I've stumbled on much, if any, cp. (ノ ^ _ ^ )ノ KARMA TRAIN ╚(•⌂•)╝ ᕦ(ˇò_ó)ᕤ ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ Don't do that because They like to fuck shit up ಠ_ಠ What's with blacks and money pictures? Talk about keeping up the stereotype. ┌( )┘ At first I thought that said "pootnani" You can never get used to that. I think it was a grenade... Que es lo WTF de esta foto? Honeymoon with My Brother This is the first I have seen your username so I'll give you one big and a welcome to my nightma- memorable usernames on here! That nose ‎ Awesome! Thanks for sharing your inspirational story! No offense to OP, but as I was reading his posting, lamenting about his perception that one is all washed up at 22 I was all: then he acknowledged one could be even as old as......shudder.... THIRTY....... Where are the fucking robots? I was so excited when my little guy gave me a 5 hour stretch (he is 1 mo tomorrow). Unfortunately it only happened once That rocket launcher form looks terrifying attacking that fast Um... Your balls are showing I didn't find it very appealing ಠ ಠ They don't even know Bloodwing's gender... I once saw a lady taking a shit in the middle of a concert and continued to wipe her ass on the floor like a dog with worms. Inte helt entusiastisk över att de plannerar ha festival typ vägg i vägg med mitt bostadshus . Alltid ska det väsnas i den här staden. ??? Pretty damn sure you can. Source?? ... im conflicted on whether i should give you an upvote right now... Let's quote Jodi Picoult, because god knows THERE'S a great female author we can all point to and admire... "It didn't scan, does that mean it's free?" HA. HA. Speaks volumes... ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ I would love someone like that on my team It was definitely windows 96 Youtube is starting to lose its charm for me for exactly that reason. I wish someone would make a new video sharing website that's free from ads and annoying prompts. "Would you like to use your real name for your Youtube account?" "No" "Okay, we'll ask again later" Wait?! So you're LITERALLY dying?... Watching this freaked me out ಠ ಠ Primitives. Takes a lot of nerve to defy my orders Part of me wants to respond to you with " " and part of me wants to be honest and tell you that's not the first time someone has told me that before... This game is the Red Wedding of college football. yep. "That's a moray!" Tentacruel, what the hell are you doing? I thought this was just a placeholder and we were getting actual limited vehicle ammo at release You saw the kid? This is the standard comment on this subreddit I agree this is shit, no humour at all in this sketch Your an asshat! When you said blog post about your most recent iOS projects, I expected a blog post about your most recent iOS projects. All I could find was a list of five icons with links to the App Store. ** ** They duplicated stuck together for me. When I approached they broke apart and both had smoking stalling engines. Dude ... you should make this into a movie First gen.... Wow, what flavor Flavor Aid did they give you? That sounds like politicians in my country No le veo gracia alguna a tu comentario If they are smart they will make it $10 which IMHO will make more people buy it. This IS MS we're talking about though, so it could be $15-$35 range. Ryse? More like Fyll. Am I rite? I DON'T UNDERSTAND..... What else do you need? Just something that has always bothered me when Bob and Groz use this movie line at the end of their show... It is taken from Road Trip and is said after Stiffler (don't know his real name) gets his prostate milked for the first time. The more you know.... I just wanted to reply to this to thank you, this is the only comment reply I've ever read that actually explained something properly and wasn't an asshole. If I wasn't dirt poor, I'd throw you gold No ! He's a future Hall of Fame coach that will be head coach of the New York Football Giants untill the day he dies or retires. Mind. 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People who are saying that they've had luck going into a store and grabbing a phone that was in stock, are you positive you kept unlimited? I'd double check that...  #90sKids ‎ Why the actual fuck is that purple ? Holy fuck... Are... are you? I was just thinking this same thing the other day. You, I like you... I like you more when you're wearing your gameday shirt though. It's always tough with these teams. I want Houston to lose but I don't want the hawks to win. We're fucked ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Double Brown Stout in a can is glorious, you shut your dirty whore mouth! ** ** > But there's a distinct lack of good plunges after G cups. I don't understand why being a 30GG instead of a 30G suddenly makes it impossible to make plunges or low cut cups . maybe it's also because i said "i am the mod" on facebook ( ) ( )ノ-■-■ > If you can last until the year 2042 (the pinnacle of the singularity), we should be able to at least preserve our consciousness, but more likely we'll be able to reproduce every single body part, including the brain, and essentially live as long as we can sustain ourselves financially. Worst case scenario, we preserve our consciousness in a sort of "Matrix" like environment where we know the world around us is digital, but it interacts with our brains to make everything *feel* real. This is why I don't fear death, because I don't think I'll ever die ## Then He would be called OJ. Look omg look at these comments. The blindness of you people astound me. It seems like unmanned aircraft aren't the only drones Obama has. 19 or so. Just started college. Clearly made her mother very proud Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... Oh wait I mean FUCK OFF YOU UNFUNNY FUCK I came back to stocks after 10 years that had an increase of 4000%. Was super psyched until I saw that I only had 100 shares. Oh well, still a 60k profit for no work! I don't think you'll find a lot of these on reddit, they are too busy playing giant games of chess using living people dressed up as pieces. It's at least 2 months. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠwhat does that meanಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I'll probably start gambling Balders don't have Heavy Soul Arrow, last time I checked. One time I spawned as him drunk in his underwear on the beach hovering over a couple and telling them that "it'll wash off in the ocean." Yeah, they seem to be unceremoniously ridding themselves of a lot of last season's dangling plots. Not sure how I feel about it. Nolan literally delivers one line as he's walking out of jail to wrap up that cliffhanger. Why would he need to do an AMA, we already know he prefers tits over ass No, I hate being so damned sexy. ┌( )┘ Or roach legs i was literally about to post this Are you in my house I see a face. Not cool. Downvote and look of disapproval for you And friends wondered why I choose to go to the Buckwheat Festival rather than leave my car on campus. Even then, it was price gouging at its finest; the cheapest cost was parking... At $5. as a woman: ( ) i was kidding dude Uh. Ok. DOWNGRADE repost from imgur. SHOES!? ON THE BED?! What kind of insanity is this? Checks the back seat of the car for weapons... Doesn't check the trunk . Hitler would be disappointed. I dunno, man. Free Roam seems dead enough these days The nazis car he took had a few million. Just enough for him to fund his new street racing career. Dude, Spoiler tag!!! Just ruined the end for me. May you feel the wrath of a million dick herpes. I read that as her being three years older than you thought she was the one at home? That's such a good burn, but... I fucked up but decided to leave it. Don't ruin my fun delicous Wow you are so brave ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) NO PENTA? ノ( ノ) Yeah they totally could. Creepy! He is probably not a ceiling fan MWAHAHAHAHAHA New spin off ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Im more interested in the dish next to it. Was it served with a glazed bread/donut? Am I really tho, am I? That top of all time post... 10th storie apartment in Footscray, we're getting the weirdest room pressure here. The door slams shut by itself and the room is basically swaying. Welp, good night I will never look at her the same way. You win You'd think they would have named him something involving "time" and "dragon". Complaining about the grind after the game has only been out for a month and then comparing it to a game that has been out for years? That seems totally logical ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ you're lying on the floor and someone is putting their foot on your abdomen and pushing down all their weight slowly, agonizingly and you want them to stop but they wont. A sharp pain is now jolting down your lower back and with the person squishing your stomach, you just squirted an ungodly amount of blood down your pants...this happens for 7 days straight Then you are the gun show loophole. Really? Fun fact: there is a google group dedicated to discussing this book. It's called 'HoTT Amateurs' Preordered X. Estimated delivery on standard shipping: 24th of October. . Dat thought... ‎ ┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘ SHE'S UP ALL NIGHT FOR GOOD DONG ┌( )┘ ┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘ WE'RE UP ALL NIGHT TO GET DONGY ┌( )┘ They're also serial rapists... HOW IS WILSON? You'd be real fun at a machine gun shoot >Who the hell thinks that? Lol when u saw it I narrated "fuck wic won't go out, shit, eh damn. There we go ... ^^ Here you go. and an extra: ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise yer dongers unlisted video DUDE ugh. no. Joe vs. The Volcano. They could use one for Nyquist, too, but . . . OOC: I spelled suite wrong Dead sub Yeah clearly it says "CPAP"... OP is a dyslexic turd canoe That username... Maybe you should talk to a professional. Hahaha I know right? That pic should be used as s reaction pic haha. Its the IRL version of I blinked. > ** ** *** *** DAE , Bae? Wukong's Lancers ? No zombies, no giant martini glasses, no fake mustaches, no paint runs in white clothing, no selfies in the car, no rock climbing... if you do, you're not unique and 'unlike other women' Better than mine... basically an angry drunk. Runs into goddamn everything, misses entire portions of the floor, gets itself stuck under shit, gets tangled in cords and hits on my wife. She's got the look WHAT!? I thought it was part of the story. Rest in peace in peace... ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) Could people stop placing their pet in their pants for reddit, it unhygienic and no longer funny. Messi's shirt looks a lot like the Real Madrid kit Are you male or female? So if men see women as objects and vice versa...than we'll all get together and have happen object sex with each other, right? Yay! And who else... What the ever living fuck did I just read?? . I'm done with this shit. I just realized that I have a limit. I can handle gore, rape jokes, loli, and furfags, I can't handle this. I've discovered my limit. ^^ > ** ** ┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘ dance with your dongers ┌( )┘ I don't see this as the case. Though, I would admit, it's seem a lot of small town elected sharifs are a little tubby and out of touch with reality. Saw it, wife laughed at my vaping. Are you fucking kidding me. It better be at the top of said list It doesn't. > hile there are cheaper vapes that do a LOT less than the EQ, I don't care for simple heater+knob setups myself so I wouldn't downvote farm by stating something aggressively stupid with no other advice to back it up. Thankfully? What kind of lesbian are you I miss my one chance to make my username relevant.... Servers were under stress - I used it too. *why were we all using it * Nope.. It's only 9:36. I still have a little less than 2 1/2 hrs of government left. People who physically fight about sports that don't involve them are mentally deficient. That's all I got. I'm so confused when it comes to this whole sasaeng incident with so many people claiming the whole thing was made up (messages from the members being fake, there weren't even any sasaengs at the wedding etc.). Still love the band, but the fandom can be such a mess at times Was your neighbor in awe or was his face as a " " It is not an STD in the sense that it does not need sexual contact for transmission because you can catch it through shared utensils, cups and kisses from nonsexual contact. However it is a virus that has no known cure. And you can transfer it to your genitals. If you were to carry any other virus or disease that was infectious you would be responsible in informing others around you. I don't see how Oral Herpes Simplex Virus-1 is any different. You are arguing semantics. Are you really going to not mention HSV1 if they don't specifically ask if you have diseases but instead just ask about STDs???! ! You've been demoted to assistant to the chief science officer. lik tis if u cri evytim I think men can be gold diggers, too. What the fuck did I just read I read the first few words and thought a student hung themself ... I'll just keep pretending I don't love it I can't even get on my own dedicated server using localhost. Host & Play works though, go figure... Everyone with a realistic chance of winning gets some Wall Street cash as the elections loom. I have yet to figure out why BaconReader posts my images sideways, but only sometimes, and it's not consistent with the image preview Love all the pop ups. lets get hurt! fuck ya!!! I didn't get my DHS internship because they couldn't afford a BI due to the damn sequestration. So hilarious. So.. They are holding the country hostage and getting paid? This is reasonable I guess as long as it doesn't interfere with American Idol airing. Well, TIL...but I can't say I'm surprised. I'm 27 and my Sti costs me 2500 a year What a surprise! *Another * country with laws that make sense... I tried to look something up on the Library of Congress website, but I guess shutting down the government means making that unavailable, too Yep. All the time. This is the face I made while reading your post... . As a motorcyclist: THIS NIGHTMARE IS FINALLY OVER! FUCKING TEA PARTY FRAUDS! And that was MY face when I had to clean up the mess they left in my bathroom! . I'm sorry to hear that, I'm having the same problem and that's why I wrote that article about it, but twitter doesn't care about how bad they handle customers support! ** ** Right. Obviously they aren't worth their own shit, because they aren't spamming their shitty blog everywhere, and self-promoting their hipstergram, youtoob channel, etc... I get it, because they're all black, right? \m/ \m/ Nice try NSA You thought the sub would be supportive of that hateful, awful vitriol you were spouting? Now I'm hungry Ants?? Lol wut Any one else notice that the park service had to rent the fence in order to block off the monument that is closed due to budget cuts you're not even a real lobster. Your edit sounds awfully non partisan. What if Patrick Stewart, using an army of robotic teddy bears, takes over North America, and forces everybody to wear silly hats? I find this question equally relevant. Everybody sing! "The finger bone's connected to the.. Kuncklebone.." :-) ... > / \ I would recommend you finish building my website. That worked so well for Iran. I hurt a persons feeling once. Jesus. He sounds like he's 12. and then you find out he wasn't trolling NL Catcher: Castillo. Oh, they hadn't already basically shut down NASA? Why are you getting so many downvotes Calling DRAAAAAAAAAAVEN ugly? You must burn . > Better than Steely McBeam I'm missing something here, it just isn't coalescing for me I never saw her mean to her parents once in *both* documentaries I watched, specifically due to your comments. She actually had a really funny sarcastic and adult personality which I think you may have mistaken as "mean". She wasn't mean at all. Not even once. I'm confused How do you play Teemo+riven when girls in league are required to play support? newfags can't Give in to temptation I have a weird body shape (beer gut on a woman aw ye) and one time a woman at work asked me out of nowhere if I was pregnant, and then when I said no, she said "So why does your tummy stick out like that??" What? Are you being funny? i smell a post thats been posted like 10 times on here. front page material I sincerely hope this isn't a serious answer. ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) Play with yourself, a lot. ...Why does nobody else think like this? ( ) Money is money. I doubt your customer is the one who wrote it. More specifically the democrats Dem GET requests... When I was a little tike, my dad said he had to change the car battery. So I went outside and went underneath his car and was expecting to find the worlds biggest double A battery I have ever seen. I was disappointed This is ancient 4chan material. It's also entirely fiction. Yes I can't remember I time that I liked Mountain Dew... He means the driver should have sat there and took his beating instead of running over people, because that would be the right thing to do > Hydrocephalus porn Looks like something straight out of Saints row ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) Noooooooooo Sometimes I really really hate the reddit mobile version... That sounds amazing, and I don't even smoke Or killing babies to summon demons. Stupid government oppression. If I give him a bath, can I keep him. I promise to feed and walk him twice a day. Local: yes, but they can be iffy sometimes. Just last week all three gms up and canceled. At the same time. And I'm stuck here going into nuyen withdraw. I dont get the joke.. Your comment and username are now featured on the Guardian. Good job, CunthSlayer . They're tasty! It looks... cool ... I am even more inclined to rip it off you ;) I have the weirdest boner. I mean the bruises not the character B- but it will take much longer if u lose. I'm through the First race. Collected all the 50 letter scraps while waiting This comment is 54 days old. You're goddamn right it does. Fucking irish travellers, they have no respect for anything How has nobody said sloths? Those fuckers are terrifying as is. Awesome name... thought apparently it means something like "the new house." What are they? That should be kinda obvious though. I highly doubt they have data for or would plot unknown & secret meth labs on the map......probably because they're secret & unknown. OP.... ... I hate that you peed in the house. So I'm going to give you no option but to do it again. that's totally worth the $60...‎ I think the giggling says as much about SA as the video does Thats quite a bit of fuel coming from a piece of paper And it's exactly the same on Windows. Heck, even the ultra-setting looks terrible! ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Haha I love this thing: I was passed out, so I didn't see any unicorns operating on me, although I didn't see any unicorns not operating on me, therefore maybe. bloody unicorns up to their tricks again That's oddly specific ¶ ¶ Bouncing on each other... I must look into this... I don't know what you're talking about... I'm glad I didn't get the reference. I'm somewhat disturbed that you did. I'll let you know. Shooting this the 2nd half of October. I'm an extra. get those out of the pot to and into single pots asap Before reading this comment, that statement was oddly in mayor wears voice. ಠ_ಠ Eh, a scar on your hand isn't really that bad, and as someone who's had many cat scratches (really, they look like they want you to scratch their belly but suddenly it's all teeth and claws, what the hell cat ) it's very rare that it actually leaves a scar. But good on you for not declawing your cat :) I'm sure the cat and baby will get along just fine :D Maybe he liked it... I hope your future (or present) employer stumbles on this image as they glance over your newsfeed. Are you my boyfriend? You need to make this clear before you get hitched. You say "honey, I love you, but if anybody touches the food on my plate, I will stab them in the hand with my fork and destroy everything they hold dear." That's not nice, Sanderson. You need to dress like an 17th century dandy when you say it. Now if they can stop paying them shit wages, and lobbying Florida to keep the standards low, they might actually have something. Of coarse, then they will need a new way to generate power for the parks, as that Walt might stop spinning in his grave. I think most people prefer the hood scoop look. It is more of a choice of a car that looks like vs :D hahaha Your legs grew but your ass stayed the same...... And still three-peat Submitted by /u/FemaleTaliban I once got to class and they didn't bother with a text/email - there was just a notice on the door Damn, this was going to be my Advice Mallard. Yes, I stated that fact. At least you didn't get forgotten about all together we got Padred Who. The. Fuck. Lights. Puppies. On. Fire. For. Fun. I... I can't tell if you're being sarcastic.. ehehheheh lol south park *"Skillfully combined with a number of other ingredients"* ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I see the bread crumbs, I just don't believe someone followed them to DPR. Personal opinion, domestic spy programs + parallel reconstruction. Privacy is dead in one of my previous jobs i traveled driving in a van. I drove in mountains and heavy traffic. I'm also originally from the chicago area. For some reason Indiana drivers seem the have the hardest time driving. We coined a phrase "Indiana turn", because we've seen it so much. It's when someone from the left lane crosses the right lane to turn right . Not all the drivers from here are bad (in the rural areas it seems to get better), but i do instantly notice when i get to indy. Tagged him just in case I forget! I'm watching you... I am glad you guys found a silver lining to the clusterfuck here in DC? *A number of other ingredients* My cousin is a very bright medical doctor. We played trivial pursuit once with a few other friends. I don't recall the question but at some point we learned that she believed icebergs or frozen lakes begin forming from the bottom up. In other words, she thought the ice started at the bottom of the lake or ocean and just floated to the top. Maybe. Feels like including a race filter normalizes it. It should at least be accompanied by . ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ \m/ ( ) \m/ Why are you so adamant on trying to convince me to be attracted to trans guys? $600 lol @ us getting downvoted ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Nope. Just me You got this for partaking in the kritzkast or something. My friend got it aswell. (I never got one, thanks Gabe ) Little? I hope Philly smears Jersey this year. There's no reason they trampled Philly last season..... 4 fucking times That's so hot... so it can be flipped over and used again! It makes our dicks look smaller is what I'm upset about. That, and the fact that hair can grow *there* ... but has apparently forgotten how to remain attached to the top of my head That's called perfect design. She's dressed for her roll as a smuggler. Her gender/orientation is secondary. Even the way she interacts with other characters is very "I work a hard, honest, dishonest job." Also she's an otter or something... Unless you're looking under the hood.... If I saw a pair of breasts, and a tight butt on Moya ... I'd have to call the SPCA to investigate possible mistreatment and abuse of animal for the creative team at Waystone. Going once, going twice, closed. everyday I hear there's a few in Washington I know a 28 yr old girl who does. I'm so disappointed in her. Yeah, and it's also bugged to hell, apparently. It's scary how much he looks like my brother Look at the middle, you can tell that it is not real. At the end. When you see how many of these he's made... You mean your first Blu Ray Good point! I mean, "That's right " You just *had* to go there. 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And some people say they couldn't get into it... Not one answer from OP and it's a 50 minutes old thread... looks suspicious. > That's why I asserted my doubt, yo. Also, the fact that half the record executives you know are women means nothing when compared to all record executives. Half of my siblings are male, but that doesn't mean the majority of people have brothers ಠ_ಠ | ಠ_ಠ | ಠ_ಠ | ಠ_ಠ | ಠ_ಠ | The uncle would be called Oswald STOP THESE How the fuck did the bible know all this shit would be invented. Jeezus, why the fuck does that cost so much? Wait what. Who is a SysAdmin telling to reboot? Are you dealing with helpdesk tasks? ** ** A developer who cannot troubleshoot? Do not want. i think i should actually start taking heed of these warnings.... timotab: I think you need to chill out lemonzestpie 5 points from Gryffindor! I wouldn't recommend it. You make it seem as if it's already been done ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Really? That's it - quitting! What's sad is that when it's dubbed they are gonna take out words like hell and damn. It makes you feel like you aren't watching a kids show anymore I got New Leaf digital from EB Games. Didn't have enough space so had to swap to my DSi's four GB cartridge. Now everytime I play a cartridge game I have to make new street pass data. I don't like how 3DS games save things on SD cards White and red only in the UK Yes they usually don't end in murder Im not earl Hey at least he asked....a lot more then some people would... Worked at a certain game store ( ) and with every transaction we had to sell our store cards, which were $10+ for a year. We had to meet a certain goal every day. If you didnt, you got written up(eventually fired). We also had free cards, but of course those didnt count towards your goal. I agree! I enjoy that show tremendously, and I'm nearly afraid to invest too much emotion in it because they're all great until around season four or five... Then... I'm glad they cut this plasmid out of the game Go to a tattoo artist. I've been given free rares? Better complain that I cant sell em! DAE ? Canon 1Ds battery grip? And iTunes did the same right? Right? They did, right? Oh....um.... Fuckers. > ( ) I thought the Smithsonian was closed due to the government shut down, unless you're there to steal it And if the congressperson just voted to shut down the NIH. Greg Rucka, we're looking at you. Your dollar sign is on the wrong side of the number I hear the NSA is hiring You just said it's a *white privilege* bake sale. Makes me wonder how many food items I've had with similar surprises inside All earrings are only for fashion. There is no legal difference based on gender. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You..you werre all 37? I never said such thing. Dis guy Oh my god, this is totally going to be a thing next election cycle. You can't, because it's not real. I once hurt some bodies feeling...and I'm single ladies. I still don't see your evidence. You're still distracting from your pathetic belief in magic. Ashamed... This from last year? You might want to edit your heading, you have that first "s" at the end of 49er instead starting the next word Kept mine, had to grind 6th sense on the commander and camo on the others as second skills, because I was aiming at BiA before the nerf (Having 4 soviet premium LTs helped for that grind…), removed the torsion bars and coated optics and put binocs and net, had to totally re-think how I was playing this thing, going from "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" to "Scouting si Srs bsns "… Reason number #435 why the rest of the civilized world is kicking the ass of the American education system. That never gets old. Cow milk maybe, but I visited Tibet once, they were chugging this concentrated cream from these smelly hairy animals that scared me. I don't know they how they were alive. So in other words, it will remain a shit hole of oppression. What a surprise. Thats crazy. If you think about it though, its true. Even if you were to escape earths motion, such as being in outer space, you are still moving, just like everything else is. Technically, theres nothing that has been completely still, ever. If you're going to use that reddit cliche in place of saying something relevant, at least use it in its proper context. FINALLY! I have been dealing with gMusic's bullshit since a few months after I purchased it, then with the iOS 7 update it no longer works. In order for it to work you have to purchase gMusic 2 Don't do that. I guess that makes sense. I love how I got down voted so much for pointing this out though; because obviously a 3 year old getting fucked by a 40 year old on tape is less horrible than a puppy getting kicked to death. *34 people like this* What a load of bull. My dad makes a little less that half of that and my parents see themselves as upper middle class. I'd rather be fat what the fuck did I just watch. F? It would be more yes but it's still hard to justify everything being 'cheap' when it clearly isn't Even some Catholics (notably Seth MacFarlane) are sprinkling anti-Semitic humor just to assert religious supremacy. Shameful... Possibly not. We may extend the deadline a day or two. Just for the fact that someone by the name of 'SA-MOD-Monsoe' had an 'accident' with world edit that corrupted the world Early fall, just enough for the testies to perk up when you sit on it. No radio can impose its will upon me... ~~ ~~ ಠ‿ಠ *"hardcore dick island"* That's the-- ლ( ლ) fuck it. En el ascensor NO I was in high school and a parent brought in their daughter's laptop. SSSSOOOOO many pics of her with gigabytes of porn that would have probably given her parents a stroke. Neither my IT Teacher or I had the intestinal fortitude to tell the parent. It was a HOAX? Wow, i always had the "more, image, " thing up there! Damnit. Well.. thanks ( ) So that's why it points that way. I'm just working my way through the series once more. Netflix ain't got dubbed nor do they have the last six episodes, . When I got to this episode I almost skipped it. I stopped watching for the night though and came back later on to watch it. 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I'm crashed on the couch exhausted, possibly a little inebriated, watching some random show on Comedy Central and really not going to get up for anything short of a moderately-sized natural disaster. One of my younger brothers, sensing this, came in, picked up the remote, and promptly tuned to a cable access disaster au natural before running out with the remote laughing maniacally. I'd never heard of Jim Spagg but my face was frozen into a for a week after. I remember... old people fucking... And having to crawl across the floor to turn off the television as my lazihaustion ceased to be outweighed by my horror. Not just as to what was on the screen but that my parents and/or little sister would come upon a scene that could only be described as "Oh, so you come home from college to drink and watch weird porn? Way to apply yourself." Like CLG fans haven't been giving out plenty of those lately Thanks dad .. But sex talk aside. It was awesome I pulled it up twice but my main concern is the bike being able to handle it runescape It's the opposite here- the obese patients are sent to the state veterinary research center- so humans borrow from the horses and cattle technology. I wonder if their insurance will pay a bill sent from a veterinary imaging company. Very doubtful. The one at the end of the post... I need to check lots of things before I click links now. And it is :D im not selfish Im gonna up vote this, because it mentions wedding dresses in plural, and reddit will up vote anything that is related to homosexual marriage. ~~ ~~ ~{ಠ_ಠ}~~{ಠ_ಠ}~~{ಠ_ಠ}~yah~{ }~•••.• Half of my *uneaten* meal Don't come crying to reddit when that thing hatches and you end up with face full of alien wang. I don't get it. Do people actually think that MS wants to watch you masturbate while you look at your gamer score? It hit about as hard as one. 404 tacos have faces? > ( ) Dude. How did you even avoid the amount of hype for this season? AND IS2 IS THE ONE THAT CAUGHT YOUR ATTENTION?! HOW DO I EXIT THE TWILIGHT ZONE?!?! What subreddit did you think it was? Ya, look up the driver for you models wireless on the makers website, then download and instal it. What.Is.Happening. Oh! and I've been soloing coop to up my drop chance since they reduced the rates after 61 Why does it have to be ghetto? ๏_๏...... ......ಠ▃ಠ.....(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ I have not played any of the GTA series, and I thought the "5 stars" in the thread title was referring to an actual game achievement, which made me go You give a 4 to Arianna Sinn??? arachne got votes but not chang'e ‎ ლ( ლ) Hers not yours. ಠ_ಠ NO And that was on AFV? Hahahahaha so funny! ... Sadly I just got back from not having access to "my" toilet for about 5 days... What a dumbass he should've stepped out of bounds instead of going for that extra yard of rushing I'm so pissed. That video title . Yes....yes it was This is why the design for the Peace Bridge was required to be low profile. Couldn't have suspension towers because of the helipad. Couldn't have pickings in the river because of environmental impact. Pretty much the only design that fit those requirements was the Peace Bridge. But people complain that it was silly and expensive. W.T.F?!!! LENNISTER This comment is a fucking repost What Slowclap... You could say that about a cardboard box though. Keeping old ATX cases is bordering on hoarding. OOC It's nice that they put in a provision in the Indiana law where they can give you a citation for gong the speed limit. Gotcha. You can't make your own darklight armor I was born and raised in the Medford area and while it might be "Podunk", the area has its share of homeless including camps along the Bear Creek Greenway which is a path similar to the springwater corrider. But I guess according to you, it's not a "real" city It does. *They know* The kids are fucked up and the parents need to blame something, instead of facing the truth that their kids are fucked up little fuckers Dude, don't ever shop at H&M then. Non-pregnant I'm 115-120 and 5'5" and I fit into their size 10-12 dresses and bathing suits and size 6-8 tops . Made me feel both old and huge, of which I'm neither. Their shit is made for the barely pubescent. So because of low traffic you have it as premium? How does that make sense? So you are telling me that this isnt Emilia Clarke? Yeah! Get downvoted for asking questions! Stay classy, reddit Seems fair, seeing as how they made them. How do you get in the airport, when i tried last night each gates were closed and indestructible So Eren has the ability to manipulate other titans with pure will... ლ( ლ) Obama is just capturing and killing terrorists to distract us from the debt ceiling. Yeah, but ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ you're, you're 13 We were just wondering if we should dress up after so it looks like we went.. "1day dead dog" Literally this. As a clueless high school student(when I graduated 12 years ago) I found my senior year book when I was cleaning my attic. Fuck me I could've been bagging chicks left and right with the shit they wrote in there. So......many.......phone......numbers........ Reminds me of the mother's eyes in Sleepy Hollow. Come again? Verbal and emotional terrorism. l I have a question for #4. This means you have no future. Run, before death finds you. And for god's sake, don't make eye contact. ┌( )┘ Same feels ლ( ლ) Trying to decide if I should watch the second half of this match, or just hit myself in the head with a hammer a few times? Why the fuck is there a site called bestgore.com? Semois? "Why can I not get in?!" Is it just me or there are three Eagles? You actually think he muscled that thing into the air...? Call of Duty This is about going down on somebody I think ** ** Volvo is fromSweden Never saw a taco rack until now. That's fucking genius That's Meth'd Up to say that. I think that this person is of German descent and felt that it is safe to hang this flag considering the fact that flags are not frowned upon here and the fact that most Maltese only know about flags from European countries, the American one and the Japanese one (although sometimes you might find those who say that it is the Chinese flag ). Who uses torrents... I say this all the time. Sad part is, the idiots that interrupt me are too stupid to get it.. They'll say something like "I wasn't stating a sentence, I was just saying". It fucking happens "...Imported Italian flour..." You can still do that with normal door but it's frowned upon Because it's blue, and here at reddit, we're like crackheads when it comes to blue links. Commando so fat I managed to get into a jet one time out of the 5 or so times I tried, they shot me down with the AA before I cleared the base Willie Young sitting in the train, punishing bad people that kha'zix though Seriously CBS, quit fucking with the onscreen notification coloring. Pink is not a good color for flags, it doesn't contrast well like yellow does! Cool - hard to tell sometimes if it's a joke or someone needs some clarification. Your ' ' should've tipped me off. So THAT'S what southpaw means. Nathanias ‎ Allow me to play devil's advocate here and say that every citizen has the same duty to obey the law, and that it's mainly the consequences of getting caught doing something illegal that keep our behavior in check. Those consequences can include loss of freedom (jail), loss of income (fired from job) and other unpleasant things. Unless you're a cop. Cops don't generally lose their jobs or go to jail for breaking the law and getting caught. They get paid suspensions, favorable treatment at trial, top-notch representation paid for by the people and ultimately acquitted, if the case even goes that far. I would argue that not only are cops not beholden to any more duty to obey the law than you or I are, but also that in fact the system is set up to encourage cops to break the law because there are no real consequences if they get caught. Yeah, how 'bout you just go fuck off somewhere else if emoticons are seriously that disturbing to you. Why is there always an old bag like you butting in to every DIY thread? Beat it. Lego... I smell strange things going on. ‎ ... ~~ ~~ We do? 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That's what saddens me. It automatically stops. Are dryers not the norm in your country? Except this is really different than the description in the book. As someone who's first main was a monk, I totally understand your confusion. "So your job is going to be a tank, taking hits for the team, keeping everyone alive, etc." "Ok, what's our special ability." "Feign Death." " " I would like to press charges on.... myself. I think you're wasting 10 dura Once again, I have a clean record now. :) and as far as a loving partner, I found that too! And he's not going to pass on a life long virus to me either! Wow I guess having a felony has nothing to do with what you said about having a loving partner..... ┌( )┘ In deep breeding ┌∩┐( )┌∩┐ ┌( )┘ But he separately specified "kissing and eating out". Perhaps he confused himself. Thanks for the reminder. And corporal punishment is still legal in Texas, even without parent permission. ┌( )┘ Mobile? It's taking five minutes to load on my laptop. ┌( )┘ L( )┘ Yeah. Anybody who believes in a political party is a naïve child ┌( )┘ ┌( )┘ ~( )~ Only if I can take the picture. Just fix all the damn bugs. ┘( )┌ So you "left" JoS Satanism for an enemy religion? That's kind of weird. > ┌( )┘ 12 or less from janikowski... *Somehow* \\( )/ Where the official word on this? Heard a story recently about a friend's co-worker, when being asked to lift moderately heavy equipment that was a part of their job, responded that she wouldn't because it was bad for her womb. those eyebrows... JavaScript I must be blind. I don't see where it says we will have unlimited cloud space for videos. Everything is so small dammit wait what really? 38 yo titties gun need some id. "fetus feast" So rise of the planet of the apes then that nice Hey, at least they fix the roads there. I've run across potholes so ginormous that both my front wheels fell in and left my car sitting on the frame. Haha yeah. This was online, and all my money was in my bank (I never carry cash) and I forgot about that when I got in the cab, so of course when I arrived at my destination I had no cash, and before I could withdraw any I was already getting shot at by the cops I'm picturing a noose, choking the life out of their penis. no haha it was a joke and people got pissed about it and she left. At least that's what I thought...I mean I knew people had her nudes, but not *that* many. Hold control+alt and press the key. Seriously? I've honestly never met another person who did that in my life I'm not talking about going to the public restroom together and talking while in separate stalls. This was full on eye contact and casual conversation while taking a dump That trip at the end on the shitty sod field which became a Hayden INT sucked... That would have been an easy TD for Keenan if not for that ghetto ass stadium No, no shut up. This is clearly the best revenge. From what I could gather, while it wasn't flaunted, it's not exactly gaybashing galore either. I guess more like, ? I only stayed in the cities though, haven't been to the boonies. The Chinese guys I met said that it's not so much as their folks are going to throw them out, but the pressure on themselves is immense - e.g. have to get married to a girl, what a shame to the family, etc. So maybe more symbolic violence than actual, but I really can't generalize. I going to reply with something that is more technological than something that has been invented many years ago, and does not qualify: Looking at you sliced bread and toilet I don't like wearing them to school though because the dirt and scuff marks are just *so* irritating dat Wii Shop Channel Plushie facehugger & chestburster John came Yeah, xylitol is bad when you eat too much of it. Stupid protein bars ( ) Says the condom? Nothings scarier than the reddit army! Am I the only one that noticed the onions are the balls to the wiener? I guess that makes the ketchup blood In X and Y I'm choosing Charmander, then in Heart Gold I'll get a Bulbasaur, then my friend is getting Squirtle and breeding me one in exchange for me breeding him a Charmander. But I don't know how I'll get mega stones for the other two. Did you not see that this gif is already posted and at the top of the subreddit right now? Oh, the suicide geckos... They do that shit on purpose. I had a sacred dance, lots of hand-shooing, banging on the door, and stern talking; yet some cute little bastard insists on hauling ass into the death-crevice right when I think I've gotten them all away! You serious? Looking at this at this at a [5}. Woah Why does this exist |( )/ Oh my god this is going to bother me until they update this I've never had that problem. ノ( ノ) I like you fallacy bot, but you were a little late to the party The thumbnail for this article is miley and robin thicke at the vma's. Offensive? Male puppies will purposely let the females win whenever they **play with one another**. ‎ subposebly So the government is going to give everyone basic income AND subsidize everything to be reasonable prices? For me it was when my mom made cupcakes which were actually made out of colored mashed potatoes. So many times I have been killed by stray bullets while driving the RV in Meth'd up. Well at mine, it's every guy except the "nerdy" ones. And if they wanna mix it up, they wear khaki shorts ಠ_ಠ... I feel strangely uncomfortable watching this My older sister and I shared a room when I was little and she told me years later that she let me have the bed by the window just in case someone broke in to stab us- because they would get me first. little?! You just gotta take it to the extreme. Now this will be downvoted to fuck but every ranked game i enter i begin with "Hi, i love anal beads and chorizo". Most of them react in any normal way like "Fucks wrong with you kid!" but every now and then a person will begin with the real kinky shit like "Let me drip hot chocolate on your nipples!" or "Is that a chorizo in your pants, or are you just fucking happy to see me?" Some poeple do have decent humour, i just realized im not one of them I googled "umlauts u" and copy and pasted the character from wikipedia. It is the same way I make this face. I wish the guys who browse gonewildcurvy would realize that this is not an acceptable way to get a girl's attention. Ultra-relevant username... I'm going to save this post, and when, WHEN you are wrong I will rub it in your face so vindictively and with such sick pleasure. your a pathetic person, leave the guy alone You know, the Internet has porn. *** *** But, but, but that was before the shutdown, now they won't negotiate. ( ) I was at a house party this weekend with my boyfriend. Some dudes didn't believe me when I said I had voted in the '08 election and that I looked 14. I'm 23 and 5'1" You're **literally** crapping on charity drives? That's gruesome man. It's like feeding humans mashed up hard boiled dead babies. What's the game shown on the right side. "True stories"? That comment wasn't very christian of you.... "for a friend" ' That's all we get! He's omnihorney or something. He's always horney, always Comments like this make me reconsider throwing in the towel. But there is just so much crazy there! Vulva not vagina That was a black joke. cause he's black How about "marketer"? When I was about 10 I decided to sit down on an escalator. My ass cheek ended up being ripped by the part where the escalator ends because I didn't get up. It ended up healing fine, but escalators are definitely evil. Yeah if I had cash and wanted to make my truck all weird I might do that .... And yeah.... she is not blinking If everyone just ignores it, maybe it'll go away... ლ( ლ) that resolution... It may or may not be mine depending on the amount of cash in it. That lip. A life time parking permit.... What the shit. The thumbnail lies Open your eyes Because quadrupeds cost more to make? That's no way to treat an anchor hocking THATS IT? What are these businesses bitching about for TEN YEARS? My daughter loves these things, and so did I, until I read this. We usually try to eat healthy but this is the every three month treat. No more! Back to home cooking. So I am a fool because I don't live off chickpea purée. Yea go fuck yourself And why is this relevant to /r/apple ? I'm not from USA and I don't care about your cell providers, we never talked about European operators here just rid the world of a pedophile whats his awesome kick-ass one liner............ "you just got trolled" You mean liiiike.... Run-on sentence, dangling participle, passive tense. What does an extra genocide have to do with the important things? Za srce me ujela ノ( ノ) Basically they just ask us to spend more money with them. You bathed with your moms friends? Hey hey hey don't go judging all us regular cunts that way Google 'redsn0w ssh bundle' I agree. Never get all hyped over the names of bud people tell you. My boy texted me yesterday saying he had "medical blue dream afghan kush" I was like... I had mine removed. Several years earlier, I had 4 other teeth removed with the intention of making room for them. My friend's dog is named Cider. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ No judging! I don't get how this is unexpected. Don't all bookings come with a seat number and clearly says standby when there is no seat? The only time I ever got bumped was when I got to the gate late (thanks, DHS ) and the plane had already left. > Burrito = baby. Hahaha ya having to read about the bug I just caught every time I boot up the game was a little ridiculous. And the skyward strikes we're annoying when, say, they're required to beat a certain enemy >Unskilled jobs are not difficult to find . Fuck you Red Robin. FOUR INCH GAP. Thanks for cheering me up. I try to be as positive as I can, but sometimes it gets to me "You try to insist that your cake would be much better with chocolate icing, but they tell you to commit suicide." Byggare Bob OCH pokémon I'm pretty sure that Chris and Joseph Park aren't brothers IRL... 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For my wife's (and father-inlaw's) business that she let expire after I warned her numerous times it was going to lapse... I bid on it without telling her and won. As do most Americans I... Wha... What the fuck Characters, and I would give it a vintage cartoon theme. I'm going to let it slide that one time "Jack often raped young boys that would wade in calm waters. " dat capital k "Redditor for 0 days"..... Then we need Reddit Scold for those who know exactly what Reddit needs to change in order to improve these dreadful conditions. Do turtles have nipples...? There is chest hair too. Thanks for jinxing my team commish What a cunt! Im sorry,i dont know what the word shag means. But im assuming is bad soo. Or by ESC in a primarily VIM shop. The question asks for an *object* No > Sure, that's why she does *3 tears old* Wtf... I'm from the ghetto and I've never heard of this before. Did you make it up? Honest GTA V... *still don't have it* dat uneven boobage. That makes sense....... ლ( ლ) dungeon or fancy basement... mind blown I can do this: :-) and this: Sorry my people offend you for being offended, our bad. [ ](/ooc) Children. 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I had a nightmare about my phone breaking. That's like worst-case scenario for me. I feel sad for saying that since... it's just a phone but I'm kinda attached to it Problem?? At my college they usually had them in the residence hall, usually **stapled** to a flyer about safe sex AND! it was you who broked my card! I've my eye on you My boyfriend's asus has the fan intake on the bottom I'm worried about my health, lets ask Reddit Talking to girls would be a hell of a lot easier. No point in not applying yourself in school if you've got a second chance. I slacked pretty hard in middle / high school and would probably work harder. College was different though; I wouldn't change a thing there few weeks Wow. And he's such a great actor too. Of course, I'll just pick someone out of the mile long line that is begging to have sex with me. I probably would have liked the last ten minutes of the movie I saw if I hadn't read the book prior. I was like like when I saw the last 10 minutes on HBO. NOOOOO looks like I quit a week too early I'm waiting for my time to shine See this response everywhere on Reddit Where is the seam? 5:47 Dat orb-walking NSFW??!! Que te den! I really hope that was a translation error Well I would hope so Woman *He sees Levanin come to the door and stares at him like this , did this guy have horns?! Was he some sort of devil man who lived here? Was he one of those human/hollow hybrids he ran into before? After staring at him for a few seconds he smacks his lips taking a deep breath and nods his head shaking Levanin's hand* Who?!!? Yes, knives don't cut unless you put all your power in to the force. don't worry, he's not clever enough to reddit.. wat IIT: people blaming the Congolese. I'm stalking USPS today. They usually are here by 1:30-2pm. But of course the day my Hammer is out for delivery, they just take their damn time. Does not supported... Le Gem Yup. "Better bring a kid into the picture A.S.A.P." ლ(ಠ_ಠლ)... ๏_๏ ... ... (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ ( ) I should really shut up. Memory so poor... The maps aren't supposed to end No prob. Sorry about the downvotes, once it starts like this they just pile on. I'm quite familiar with them, but thank you. Campaigning through fear of a ticket or arrest? Saving this for when I am off work. ┬─┬ ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^^ಠ_ಠ^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^ಠ_ಠ^^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ I was wondering why India and Austria were so interested and then the penny dropped... His wife's pretty swell too if she's okay with that. I'm sorry, is this the part where we feel sorry for the rich drama queen who needs even more attention because driving a bright yellow lambo didn't give him enough already? If he was not a NSA tool, I could almost like him. I threw a notebook at the spider in my car. The spider disappeared, but it wasn't on the notebook Even though there are rats on her, I can't help but stare at her scalp. Fat jokes on Matt Adams? There's also a mysterious man by the name of Brad Fitzgerald, who must be some kind of cross between Brad Fitzpatrick and Ella Fitzgerald; also, seriously - no mention of Russ Cox or Ian Thompson or Dmitry Vyukov or Andrew Gerrand as members of the core Go team? Just when I thought I forgot about the Jolly Rancher post, the word "chlamydia" reminds me aaaaaall over again... Haha man... this was just an observation not a game plan for the rest of the season!! ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I wouldnt mind running into that zubat in a cave 2x 7850's. IF MY DAMN MOTHERBOARD WOULD GET HERE. Amazon. Back in 2006 my friends laughed at me for skipping Mek and getting BF on Antimage. The game has changed Jesus Christ. "Brazzers" Dear Computer Gods, I pray to you in the hope that ypu will grant me this wish: Please don't let XCOM tie in to the Beurau in any way, except possibly an easter egg or two. Seriously, that would be so horrible.. Along with the lead sinder of Nickelback. x2 Yeah that makes sense. I'm pretty sure it's a clamp of some sort, but you're right, it does look weird there. Dat pullback at 0:31 Hah, good, I'm glad someone will remember me for something other than this story. (It wasn't his eye, btw, it's slang... ) I looked up my dad, who is a professor. An overwhelming amount of ladies think he's sexy. He's 75. Go home uncle, you're a drunk pedophile. Are you a troll or are you stupid? It's completely inappropriate. The the biggest issue with religion today is that people don't keep in to themselves. So how would that help anything? I see these on reddit all the time and I cannot fathom why people think that asking people out like this is acceptable behavior so many vowels Just streaking? Yeah, like how "piñata" is pronounced "pi-en-yay-a-ta". > :D I wouldn't care so much about being killed by other players if it weren't for the fucking hospital fees that eat up so much of my bank account. Perhaps this is a sign that they are actually feeling some pressure, which means the media needs to ramp it up. I read "medieval providers" Nope baggels I'm going to assume this is some form of male conditioning that all women have agreed on. I went as a teddy bear last year at the "request" of my girlfriend. I suspect that this will be the default outfit for all men in society if we ever reach a gynocracy. And as we all know, letting things be never ends with wealth and power congregating in one place "Second highest honor". I just...I mean...I don't even...how...why.... I might just name it /r/jinxlove or something.. although it hasn't got the same ring to it So the healing is gonna be painful, but ... When he has to pee? Lord almighty That was a good read! I think it was written from an anti-Rand perspective, but that certainly jives with my line of thinking anyway. I like the end where it's mentioned that her philosophy serves as justification for rich, immoral fucks to look down on the poor as being lazy (and therefore their poverty is just). Like we were saying the other night, the tea party bs that sprang up the last couple years, they loved Rands philosophy. I think that was being touted as a reason that Paul Ryan was such a good running mate, being a devoted 'Randian' himself. People really seem to love thinkers who can help them justify their most hideous prejudices and assumptions. Penguins arn't real Looks cool. I just hope you're not digging in the Petrified Forest National Park you would think if the gate is opening, she'd know a car is coming out. NOPE! she even slammed her fists on my hood. that only made me want to hit her again. ( ) Don't you think she is a psychopath? Because the media asked him to say it The 3.8 s are junk ( ) Officer claimed she didn't look at the camera while she was being processed... "Yeah, guys, well she didn't look at the camera so I smashed her fucking face in the concrete." "haunted_vagina" How did you know it was Zumba day Well, this will save me from having to go through the rigamarole of pushing the pause button. Dallas... SALLAD. I never use this , lol. That shit is so funny! Pants? Yeah sure ಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠ ಠ This actually reminds me... Google owes me $0.53. which "flashing signal" do you do? the two-handed lift-up-your-shirt and flash me? or the one-handed honk-honk sign that looks like you're squeezing a boob? you're right. 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Two days and no solvers? I didn't make it *that* hard, did I? This sandwich is not amused When I love her, and me wanting to marry/spend the rest of my life with her is NOT a requirement Too bad the video cut out when they were finally about to rescue him. Yeah, I've had trouble selling stuff because of shipping rates "I'll buy your copy of Arkham Horror for $30 shipped" I would stay young and good looking forever, and my crime would be against nature. But classifieds seem so hard We need to tackle this second half & get pressure on Eli. Offense needs to keep moving as is & wtf hurry up! . We can't let them back in this game It's sounds like all those people are idiots who deserve what's coming to them. I was accidentally stabbed by a pirate in the Caribbean while dancing in a dog suit to lady gaga. I'd like to know too For a second I thought you were going to talk about masturbating to Sally Jesse Raphael. Lip reading ಠ_ಠ . Is about 30 percent. In order for you to understand people you have to have experience with them. Yeah, because nobody was aware of breast cancer before this campaign Woah, didn't even notice that Fascism at the USA ... ... - ask again, if they execute people at cemetery walls. Mad Catz? Don't they make junk accessories? Your derogatory impersonation of my fuzzy toy like people offends me. I'm pretty this is why you should start by ordering a strong drink. Two short paragraphs are... *too long to read?* You aren't supposed to charge the doors. No... And I was brushing my teeth with the blue version of that toothbrush... I'm a cultural Jew, and I still wouldn't cut off my own limbs. That's not how you spell lifestyle you dolt Wearing footed pajamas. Anything unpronounceable or inclusive of the word cat English course level is based on grade, instead of ability? 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Seriously?! When he had finished partying in NY he headed back Kanye West!.... The splinters... ( ) Chemical drugs? You mean HE! I also suffer from this affliction. The constant stares of my dogs while I have sex. Their judging eyes make it hard to keep focused... Did you find the spray-paint can with the eyes of disapproval ( ) on its label? I just saw that the other day while playing. Why the fuck is the dog's face held on with clothespins?? 8====D ~~~ When you do it, make sure you make this face. Nice try City of Houston employee You forgot Husky Stadium ಠ_ಠ > usual aspects of the press You're from Hong Kong and you're on reddit, how did you not figure? ...you're not sorry! Those calipers Sounds like you won- wait what? ** ** So what i know from now on. I have to use my ult when I think it's possible and have to hit my q otherwise I will lose the trade. Seems legit Doesn't it kind of feel like the whole movie was built around that one scene? Also, Burt Reynolds. these jokes getting really boring now... 8====D ~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Well I am a girl but.. You know what... I just meant... I googled nullo porn. wait, what? They have them in the netherlands since a few weeks. When I saw it on the menu wall I thought "holy shit this is what reddit is always talking about!!". I was extremely disapointed. Tasted like shit Polar Bear Butthole A person with varied interests which a stupid, insular label doesn't adequately classify. >Half Life 3 confirmed >confirmed > It just felt so right... Way back when at a deli counter in Australia, the store was open from 7am. Staff would start at 5am and fill the case for the day. I'm working meat and had just finished 2 hours of slicing and shaving and decorating, the case is a work of meaty art. 7:10am and Im cleaning the slicer, there are bits of it all over the department, on the bench in the sink, everywhere when here comes our regular, she asks for 500g of the special to be 'shaved fresh'. Cue huge mental sigh, as I explain it'll take me a while to get the slicer cleaned and put back together and get a new ham out and slice it and I ask her politely if she would have some of the mountain of ham that I've literally just finished. She can have it from the front, its just done. Nope nope nope, has to be fresh. TBS thankfully......??.. The fuck? You are being downvoted for this? The girl was raped. She needs to see one. fuck you Reddit Seriously, what did all that gold go towards ? It was actually my power supply as it just died thanks for the help! Ewwwww. I speak for nerds everywhere, put a ring on it Even with context. Dick. How dare you? Your look is kinda my point. lol. I love the smell of sunblock and sand- I think it's a sexy smell to wear. And those are the memories I associate with that smell. so..... ? Gonna go to bunn jail for eating carrots before paying for them How did I not notice that.. Wow no one else has said this. I want a mother fucking grizzly bear. Put a saddle on the mother fucker ride it through town. Any one gives me any shit all I have to say is, "Bosco, fuck this guy up!" And Bosco will be all like "rawr! Mother fucker I am a bear!" Except he would say it in bear language. And the guy who made angry would gurgle his own blood. Yep... Having a bear would be dope. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ pics pls I used this on our intranet to select individuals when I would flip a flag in the database.... . I did it to 3 people. Ones reaction was golden. Her coworkers said she yelled for them to come see the dancing animals on her internet screen. By the time they arrived the swf was over and the flag flipped. So all that they saw was a refreshed page of the intranet. It was comedy gold. She said they thought she was crazy for two weeks until I fessed up. Hash tag? Yeah no shit they are not Anarchists Washington Post, because you know, all anarchists (aside from Vermin Supreme) run for political office. ಠ_ಠ Suicide I know right? Me and anyone else who had the gall to suggest talking to a therapist about it got downvoted. What the fuck? this sub sometimes ( ) I hope it's fake otherwise he is pretty fucked both mentally and sexually. Face first MWAHAHAHAHAHA Pedobear and . Which one of you assholes made the CJK5H sign? You're* They're* FUCK THAT! Seriously? Aka, the MFA Uniform v2 BATARO Still waiting on a BECU app, too. It was more than enough up until a decade and a half ago. Then the Americans let the terrorists win by turning them into a paranoid police state. "By week six" ** ** /r/rage Lynching Tiggers? Despite attempting to do well with each decision life places before me, I have, on occasion, how shall I say it, Fucked Up. After said fuck-ups, I have had to deal with the consequences, mitigate the damage and generally try to fix what I'd broken and move on, attempting to do better the next time. In absolutely none of those occasions did anyone *throw me a fucking party and give me presents to celebrate my mistake*. Use a condom Upvoted for the picture, but for the title. Dont give your number to a random internet person. At least use kik. Is this serious? The last lonely thing makes me You eat us? You animal! * * I think Scooby was photoshopped in there . ... Good job on that edit. Can we go to a different dog pound, these ones look like they might bite. No it's called puberty... They don't sound like a 6 year old screaming at me Guy who comes in with grocery bags.... Great now I have extra strong coffe to drink Because if it's not a kid it's NOT a sign of sociopathic behaviour to shoot a cat with a crossbow? Am i the only one that honestly doesnt give a shit about names? One way is the Alienblue app for reading redditors on your iPhone. It has a button you can click: ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I was about 16 when it came out. I saw it in theatres and was absolutely terrified as I watched from between my fingers. I did think it was progressing slowly and I kept waiting for the 2nd Act to start. All of a sudden, the house appeared and I thought, "Here we go!" Roll credits. I left the theatre disappointed. Yes, her whimper gets me every time. I actually got to meet the actress and do her makeup! I told her I loved her in death in final Destination and she was like "really? " I hate when cats are prettier than I am. I set my alarm for 7pm instead of 7am. ** ** 4% other That second one...  no credit to mantra Like this. So little faith.... ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Plot twist: OP met someone from the future and is asking for our advice on what to ask Yes, it wasn't even suitable for background noise when browsing reddit OH no we're three levels deep. *spin top* UFO parts Of all the cool combinations of food item and superhero names you pick chalupa batman Top 0% with Kills per Minute. I'm rank 467. Not sure if this is something to be proud of whats the league? "Intrepid Fart in a Jar" thanks ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ you're welcome ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ wow i can't belieb you Why didn't you use the spoiler tag? Is it me, or does it look like an unfinished Death Star? Definitely emphasis on the clean eating. Long-time vegan here, been neglecting my diet lately and started eating more shitty food, hugely noticeable change in fatigue levels GOD YES. The rollerskates are nice, but they're really annoying in small towns. I think they could've made everyone happy by having an on/off option Judy Dench. I don't You don't need love, that's what food, cigarettes and alcohols are for. Does trump count a celebrity? That guy that played Marco did the salute backwards at the end. Exactly. Who sneaks into a bathroom with video running? I was able to find one of these on Amazon for a few bucks and it's been the centerpiece of our living room ever since. A friend of mine brought a girl and she ended up asking which president that was I live up to my name. Hunting pedophiles, nah. But if you make a typo, we will make sure to hold you accountable. Why not leave him in the Elmo costume, seems like punishment enough. I bought all DLC immediately even before testing the game . No kidding. I don't understand the native bragging, let alone the native pride and asking for help. I know this is against the rules of r/Toronto, but do you honestly think that the reason we don't have good transit is because Ford cancelled this plan 3 years ago? Of course the 11th is.... His tailor deserves to be shot, along with him You should be ashamed. Betting AGAINST your own team? Jesus... But but they told us it was flares Are you kidding me. My brother is buying me Pokémon Y, and I'm 13! And 8 losses My stuffed toy kind are tired of the slavery! Revolution! Oh my god... ** ** So wait, we seriously get shit on because one team we beat dominated another team *we beat*? . That's right, nothing! "I taught a physics lesson last week" Likewise Are you fucking serious? I didn't see many translations so I took the time to poorly write one. I'm no karma whore I have been checking my email all the time and no key. I have been watching streams so long for this game. I just want to play. Especially from GooStars.com This ref, with his emphasis Oh good lord. Wait, how did you know I stutter? I really wish I could un-see what I just saw... Who is probably in her mid 60s at this point. Wait...soda sim? ^^^ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ When I saw haku till this day idk if it's a girl "and him then get across the goal line." Wait didn't hitter have syphilis? Of course the week I pick up Torrey Smith is the week he does absolutely nothing. Wow. A blonde joke *and* a Barbie joke. You sound like a peach. Jesus ** ** Wow.....I feel, oblivious. I've seen these pictures loads of times before....it takes seeing them through mobile phone to realize how 'shopped and 'cut-out' they are. At least it ain't Flash. On the flipside, /r/emogirls is private. But that's not drugs Why did I look up the "I have a better ass than Miley Cyrus" picture.. Can't unsee ** ** Ehhhhh can we pleeeeeease not talk about this stuff? You....you... I'm retarded ... you used water to fix your AC adapter? German wasn't even any understandable words but "Heil Hitler" going to a pot-luck God damnit, is that a baseball bat in the middle there? Are there actually assholes out there who bring baseball bats into mosh pits? Oh, sure, I'll cut all 20 zip ties just to replace one cord, and then redo it all -- that's reasonable & logical. Not a waste of time at all. Already did, mate Gurl, downvotes be damned, that's not a drug, I'm not disrespecting you or that illness but the process of it is not a drug Now, every time you visit, you get to watch all the photos of his kids slowly get replaced with somebody who didn't abandon him. THIS is what has to be posted for my username to be relevant? You look like a grown woman to me, not someone's baby! I eat junk food all the time, dia reporting in ( ) Or, it could make you worse. 丂巨乂丫 乃大乃丫！ See ya! I know you'll be back you know what you're doing to yourself now His buddy left him hanging...so he left him *hanging* Good thing you guys can still make war while shut down... Blonde the German Shepard? Voldemort! --Oh man, I really need to jerk it, can't do it in front of my mates, and my mums still up and about......I know, THE KITCHEN!! It's the most central room in the house and absolutely no where to hide, it's perfect!-- Fus Ro Don't ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Definitely the whole virgin birth scam I don't think you're ugly. You're far from it. Maybe grow some facial hair... Or maybe smile once in a while. Looking like you're ready to kill again isn't an attractive look for anyone I think you just solved what the NSA is actually doing. It makes me happy that I'm not alone with my thoughts on the belt rank system! Some people even freak out about letting your belt touch the ground or washing it, because it's "disrespectful to the belt". I think that's bullocks. Not in their coffins. This link was purple... It's the only Stern service worth paying real money for. Sure beats that shitty Sirius service. At that point he was twelve the source is jokes about cancer? :D some one just downloaded the recently released BRRip Przecież juz jest gejowo.pl Wow What? A history book not meant to accurately represent history? What? The selling of sex slaves? Because there are no girls who are soccer fans, amirite? Rape I upvoted because that really sucks. I almost downvoted because too many words. Keep that in mind for next time I'm home schooled. No. Not like that. Now I feel dirty. Oh bother. "judo kick" What pisses me off about having paid the $25 for iTunes Match to get ad-free iTunes Radio (say that 5 times fast!) is that I have to turn on iTunes Match on the device (and lose my podcast playlists) to turn off the ads! Went to their gaming mouse one, ctrl+f accel... no results found. A man walks into a bar and it hurt obviously and he continued about his day doing his daily life until one day something extraordinary happened. He was on his way home from Canadian Thanksgiving with his parents and he got into a car accident. He crashed into the same bar he walked into. Now he has millions of dollars and is batman. Seriously! I was worried that a black/white colorwork hat would have too much contrast, but it had already developed a nice halo of grayish fuzz by the time I'd finished it [*Them boobs* ](/r/trypophobia) You know the implication if they say "no" things might not go well for them. Not that they would just the implication that they might. so I voted no, then looked at the results to see a response of 100% no.. The "attractive" woman is a prostitute. The overweight angry wife at home with a billion kids fits any skin color. Ever heard of "white trash"? "Hispanics"? It can fit many "stereotypes". The bad teeth? *The guy's a PIMP!* What more needs to be said?! As far as having a bigger nose / lips, ever heard of cultural differences? I'm pretty sure if you look at Disney Princess "Tiana" she has a larger nose and lips than any other *white* princess. Pocahontas has big lips. Need I mention Lilo and Stitch and them ass / thighs? Did these things offend your sensitive feelings as well? IANAL? the stubble option Cream bar At a high school near my old school, they don't sell hot dogs at lunch, guess why... She died. Just a few years old, y'know back when the group was only a thing for three weeks. Anyway, interesting interview. Awkward, but interesting. If she had daddy issues were you significantly older? Oh dear god. ** ** I wish i could write like you some day Why are we downvoting a personal preference? ‎ She blinks with only one eye. ‎ hulloo, I'm eratøj. I'm a 21 year old musician livin' it up in the Bay Area. I've been playing sporadically over the last few years, and am still very much a n00b. However, I am dedicated to improvement and aspire to be a badass... someday. any and all advice is welcome. I need help. The comments in this thread are the opposite of what I expected to see. *paid* read that as "Mah Monkey" Two dudes one bottle? Poffins. Not puffins. Seriously? That's because it's a fucking nuisance popup Dump her... username..... Exlucivly? Iron Giant I had had a huge night clubbing, and tried walking home. I woke up in a car, on a random street in the worst part of town, covered in glass from the window i'd apparently kicked in to find somewhere to sleep...So I got up, stole a hoody from the back seat, and somehow made it the rest of the way home. Not my proudest night, defiantly one of my craziest though! If the owners had come out and found me...shudder At work, and through other friends. It gets harder to meet people when you get out of school and college Hey you're the one who works at a sex shop and doesn't realize that sex is inherently funny to everyone not sure if testing us or honest mistake.... Wow. I said they were *thoughtful*. It is thoughtful of them to do it for me. I never said it was a *requirement* or expected. It's also *thoughful* for me to be the sole grocery shopper and cooker of meals in my home. It is not a *requirement* of me as a woman to do it. I do it because I *want* to. A little NSFW tag would be much appreciated I don't want to think of how a 14 year old had experienced bondage ‎ ** ** Made by: "i kill children" cakewrecks has funny stuff like this. > Yes, because employers hire people to fire them. >Yeah, because no two parties can occupy the same position... It hasn't, if you ask me A German friend of mine who I play Minecraft with once put a sign above my wall of furnaces with "Auschwitz" written on it. What? You mean religion lies to cover up the fact that it's full of outdated cultural ideals that have no place in our modern society? No way! I don't believe it! Dominate is a strong word ( ) I agree with everything you have said. Especially with the brogressive statement, I see so many slurs that are homophobic or sexist, but they're all "hey I'm super forward thinking but don't drop the soap and go make a sandwich herp derp". And I'm over here like "Oh. Nice forward thinking." You know what? Screw you. I miss college .. Time of my life. Porely... Otherwise known as a "balisong" but yes that looks suspiciously like one. I've seen combs that have been modeled to look like one and I'm sure that is all this is. Had to remove your post because you deleted your photo. The only possessions I ended up with were my entertainment center and my clothes. Everything else was taken from me. It was all stuff I paid for too. Oh and I got the house which I can't afford on my own. Yayyyy 4 female roommates and one bathroom. Don't forget to get rid of those Death wings Well... You win. Yeah, everyone should just drop gold on perplexity to counter it? I don't know if my ranger would come close to standing a change against that monstrous build. My freshman picture wasn't too shitty, but this years THAT is why you despereately need a Google Glass? I've looked on both, still not 100% what I want. I found one on eBay where it's a cowboy pinching a woman's butt and says 'just a pinch' but it's $40. Society has come to a point where most people don't find a natural female face attractive and the answer ITT is more makeup. I completely agree. People actually went to our KMart 10 years ago or so, and the only thing that hasn't changed since then... is everything in the store. Greatest understatement Ya I still think it's not all that great... Aaaaand your on the way to needing drugs to get you through your day Fuck, you weren't kidding picture titled, "carry that load" Yoona gets clumped with IE And now the video is private... the hell? The jolly ranger girl ‎ I haven't been able to have Howard in the morning lately, which as a 20 year listener is tough. I had the chance to tune in this morning, as the husband was taking the kiddo with him. Imagine my disappointment when the day I finally have the chance to listen for like an hour, and it's goddamned Avril Lavigne. And her douche nozzle husband. They were so...ech, middle of the road and Canadian - in a bad way. It was sick. Once she started 'singing' I knew it was over. I turned on iTunes Radio and called it a day. I want my nickel back It's at 200+ the madness must end. How much more fucking pathetic can the schools get were they scared the paper was an IDE? Oh Little Debbie Honey Buns, I loved those. 490 calories.....I used to eat 3 while driving to work Upvotes for haha! No, non-existant. They're not even in the same family, their DNA/sperm/eggs are incompatible! DON'T YOU PLAY WITH MY EMOTIONS. Because fuck Bryan Singer and Brandon Routh, that's why. "Only suffered severe shock" ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ That's a huge misconception put forth by sources that an informed listener would vet just out of sheer incredulity. ಠ_ಠ rofl sorry. I had to get it off my desk. Someone asked me on the phone what I thought about the new lemon scent, I said "I actually have a bottle on my desk, I'll take a whiff of it right now...". I proceeded to unscrew the sprayer and take in a deep whiff of it.... ....never again. and then eat it. > is this thing a peasant? ლ( ლ) ALL OF MY WHAT. ALL OF IT. ...Those aren't arrows What about "YOUNG" and "OLD"........ "...#10inch..." Haha, my ex pushed me in front of him when a car pulled out of the parking lot...in hindsight, a red flag. Secure a small island near a large city, and start hoarding everything that could be useful with a small group of people. Loved the title and yeah I tried an MFLB and it didn't really get me baked and I had trouble using it but I think I'm gunna go with a pax too, maybe it was just meant to be Are the servers down again? ( )┌∩┐ Couldn't they just use some sort of very thin, barbed tool to grab them and pull them out? I'll just pretend you didn't know that you can't sell these here. American male here: Willing to help Japan make babies as long as you don't eat your own shit or hope people die on Christmas. well I grew up on a dairy farm and now work in the industry......so yes. I do think it's sad how most people are becoming so distanced from farms. I really think it's important to know where your food comes from. That and I shouldn't have to explain to you if I'm teaching your child how to milk a girl cow or a boy cow. "Is that it...?" Anyone else feel that this looks like a transmutation circle? gem... don't encourage them! Reddit Nu is the most attractive Reddit clan > ლ( ლ) This is mostly actually shot on Mount-Royal, which is a mountain!! I was sure there would be thousands of acronyms to learn! I can't wait ┌( )┘ NO. That's what's called a "hint," buddy. Vance stares at Vergils head like this, . "Wait what? How did you just..." he says while pointing back and forth between Vergil and the floor. "You can teleport?! That's freakin' awesome! How do you... you're a magician aren't you?" He laughs and looks around the house. "So I get to share a place like this with a magician and... other people? **NO.** It's at the beginning of the video at 5 seconds. He (Thunder) has been gone since the OKC stole the Sonics and our mascot fingerless gloves Seriously, I can't get behind this. Even more because you can't take an unerrected penis as an example and simply extrapolate it based on whatever-they-use Some men are grower, some shower Every time I see a fat person eat a ton of junk food I'm just like wut. why. but I lick me ice cream swirl with tongue Well then , umm maybe he should have a look at the pics she posts to Facebook. I can understand being a little frustrated with this, but if the frustration is enough that you feel the need to vent on a public forum, I would argue the problem is you. misread your username as Umbridge Why is its head moving. Sounds too much like Bieber for my liking I don't see *you* contributing content His name is Matt. That's why . Someone rated Tata 2/10. I thought it was a wallet or something at first, but then all the shit gifs came flooding in Make that, so everyone that sees it goes like La explicación es que fui escogido para ayudar voluntariamente a los damnificados. I had a `93 SHO and that thing was fucking awesome right up until my sister totaled it when I was at college. Have you read the book? You know, before the movie > ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Apricot Just curious to why you hate police, it's obvious you don't like them. The fact is your not exempt but they are, they need it more then me and you, so what excuse do you have other then it's not "fair" that you can text your buddies, while he's either using it to communicate with people for work. Mind you I don't know what you do for a living, unless your job actually is to drive all day and they train you to multi task, then sure I see your point. But you can not honestly sit there and tell me that you have the there driving is the same as your "experience". That's like me going to a crime sceane and telling the cops "okay boys, I got this I watched enough murder she wrote, I know how to solve this" . I face away. I didn't know people faced towards Interpretive dance, followed by puppets. Coraz częściej mam wrażenie, że niektórzy nie rozumieją jak działa świat. ** ** ** ** ^^^^** ** ^^^^^^^^** ** No the second, not first. THAT WAS YOU? Especially when her body was ripping, it sounded like paper OP, you are terrible to your furniture. Have you no respect for wood? What would Nick Offerman think? I once had a girl saying she couldn't use contraception for health reasons. Katie was pissed you didn't weigh in. ( ) TIL: not all holocaust peopled Died in camps.....it was MCDs Shut-up, Iamducky. "Please ignore" ~makes it to frontpage~ Well played good sir. The man never drank a Duff in his life Why were you looking up there in the first place? Said *charming hippopotamus* **Mmmmm** waffles...stomp Dude they teach you to camp with machetes and shit then go Rambo when they see movement... I don't know where you learned your camping tactics but you're a piece of work... ferocious cavities.... No they didn't Dear Sweet Mother of Jesus Yeah, if only they would protect whistleblowers like a real democracy like the US, right? at this point it is pretty clear that if we don't get rid of gasoline cars, we are pretty much doomed. seeing so many replies supportive of CO2 producing vehicles makes me sad, really. and . Pronunciation by whettefahrtz (Male from Nicaragua) wtf? Woop ... ... Will this be adequate against zombies? Because a state refusing money is a good thing. I really hope it doesn't start taking commands from my TV like my current Kinect does. Why don't you jerk it to some real porn TIL saying niggers is better then "African-Americans". What's wrong with being black Were some of the ''tips and warnings'' written for complete retards? Are you sure this guy isn't a butcher or chef? I post pictures of pig heads, lobsters, random meats and dead animals all the time. In fact I have rabbit on special right now. I don't think this guys a "sicko" or "insane" at all. We just don't have the full story here. Even OPs first bookmark is called "recipes". OP is hiding something from us for magical internet points.... As an Asian -_- (Asian's ) No one will tell me how long it's supposed to be... Just that it needs to be done in a few weeks, the data isn't good enough without additional proof from a machine that's been offline for a month, and my department paperwork is still wrong. At this rate, I may be resorting to the non-thesis option. I cannot wait to be out of here. Well all of those support mains are somehow never in my games Thanks now I have to go over to r/gonewild to finish this. Dat ass doe Instead of 24/7 news cycle about ObamaCare roll out we got, shut down coverage. So if I can't control my urge to start jerking it to drawings of cartoon characters.... I will magically get a girlfriend? Aight bud I''ll RES tag you as "Jerks to whatever he wants" Thanks for the info shadows hard as rocks... legit Not even close man! Yay for cancer!ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I always get called out for caring too much about this is all my file names, but then again apparently I'm the only person in my office who sees importance in overarching filing standards so everything is easy to search quickly WHERE? Princeton MINI, and I'm sorry my filer upsets you Your sir are a retarded turd captin A doctor looked at my pubescent breasts and said "you can get those fixed later"... It's only bad if you sneak into the women's bathroom and do it. I live in LA and they were all over here after Katrina and Rita in bright colored shirts that said 'Church of Scientology' on it. It was weird because we're grateful for the help, but....Scientology Then why the ? I don't think you should be set free.... Gurl... Today I'm feeling a bit better. Not engorged. I don't seem to be pumping as much though. Also my son is now sick so that might have to do with it Start? I reeeealy wish I had known about old saves not working considering I've been playing the last few hours and was 43% through the game. Why the fuck would you let **anyone** you know **buy** start8 when Classic Shell is 100% free? You're a bad, bad friend. Wait. Do you mean to say... that we're all female to begin with and don't differentiate sex until 6 weeks in to gestation? ...Do you think that's a good thing? Call a fair catch, Dallas. Christ, that could have been bad. That banana stand. You sir a genius. Wow Tessa. Unnecessary aneurysm for Stefan... El-Hajib is like All my everyone is making jokes then you go and do that a 2 frame gif... Your story doesn't sound at all unbelievable... Sweet comic, but death metal? Old? As if this wasn't always my opinion Yup you caught me. I'm also the founding member of the local kid diddler club, so don't you worry about that. ┌( )┘ ♫Your link is broken friend, remove the colon at the end♫ I found this easy to masturbate to... I just watched a 8 min video of a guy trying to steal a jet for bounties & dying twice in the process... Next you should try a homeopathic remedy, they work way better than *acupuncture*! Be careful though, I overdosed on them once and it nearly killed me. 0.... Okay, totally not cool man. That part of the game is still the most emotional I've ever gotten over a fictional character and how dare you bring it up again L king for the pot at the end of the rainbow. I went to a lan party once, our copies of Halo 3 got mixed together and this kid comes up to me and says, "Hey, take mine..." I flip the DVD over and it's almost white. Haha, no. I was eventually able to find my DVD. It was the only one without scratches. Oh, it will This thread makes me feel much better about myself. Sourdough that's creepy and really freaky ( ) So you're saying, is that Slavery is black people's fault. Right now Beamdog is in mid patch so this is a great time to report bugs on the official forums. Be sure to give all the information, what client you're using (steam or what not) and everything else. They have bug submission instructions. Follow them and you should get results. I have. But it's so hard to relax when someone's making that face at me! Got strange Milk signed by your Mother Boston? Why redact the name and address at the top but not in the last sentence of the letter? welp...after reading this thread...time to go au natural. I spent 3 years as a costumed performer for a rather famous theme park company. Don't think I'll be using those skills again. How dare you defy the hive mind! I agree and all but... c'mon man this is pretty cringy But that would blatantly misrepresent it. Sweet. Games are games. I hope they release more games that I don't already have. I thin assassins creed is the only game I didn't already own so far. Agreed Looks like someone is trying to get rid of some his Ron Mexico's...sounds fishy ....HaHa, j/k. Just another example of why I love this sub, good BoTL's looking out for each other. Muidugi Tallinn That thing is as old as I am! Are those what count as good couriers these days? That's the third one I've posted > but she was the manager. "These are all just ideas, so if elected, we'll have to figure that out.." and they wont even start considering them until after launch. These are beyond soft they are 1 step away from soup in its own skin. Exactly!! Make everything about Obama. It's all about that guy who's a sham. It's not about the system itself, no. It's just that one guy...... Also, last sentence "The wolves were apparently hungry" Monkey? Oooooooh go easy, I'm a foreigner here and have no sleep. I'm not offering advice. I'm sharing my experience. you make some good points and I hope you never experience circumstances outside your control. She scares me too when she does that . I'm pretty sure this premium is me and Zimmerman is Obliviousbob Om nom nom.... In a game of white elephant, a mother-in-law nobody likes brought two copies of her crappy book. My girlfriend and I ended up with both I was not expecting to be this horrified. I truly will not sleep tonight. Shoot, I might not sleep for a week after that. Let's all not forget that her roommate gave her kitten away without her permission an hour ago. is this some sick joke ლ( ლ) Great theory New Zealand dollars. at least its not pre rendered I have a feeling the focus of this picture isn't her pants Ugh, I hate it when the dealer just offers "wholesale". My car is a 2011 with around 120,000 miles on it. Black book has it around 14k retail, the dealer offers me 1,500 on trade in Yes. [ ] There's a script for that somewhere What does that have to do with race? You sound like somebody who can't argue their point, so they just use the accusation of racism to blanket the issue. Driving while Stoned? Woo! Golden Show.........wait ‎ My god, my balls instantaneously started itching. 187 I always wonder what will happen when these people get kids and the kids somehow end up finding a video of their parents What Missed a ~~perfect~~ purrfect opportunity for this face Well, I had plans to make some gw posts, but this thread has definitely convinced me otherwise [ ] さらにひどいじゃん、オイ　 Whoa whoa! Unreasonable NOT suicidal! It's not in binary I've never seen 6_6 before...do you mean ? Or are you indicating a different expression? That second comment sums it up: what the actual fuck. I actually have a button for his face.... ### Hi my name is reddituser in this post and I'm concerned with what everyone else is doing I'm full of myself and expect everyone to accommodate to my needs. That being said lighten the fuck up what does it matter if someone's music is audible through their headphones or speaker Jesus stop worrying about such petty shit Somehow we still lost that game I need you to calm down sir. So the intellectually honest thing to do would be to believe in the global flood and the animals that magically swam back to their respective continents afterwards? Dat downvotes for answering a question Seriously.... Pryor? obi wan: This coming from a Lakers fan... Sun.... How many times is this same comment going to be made. We get it, you want to play GTA on your PC ads? ** ** That you know of. I read this as Tekken 3 at first I'd also like to see an "adult" version that deals with heavier stuff. I just hope it doesn't involve lots of sex and stuff. I know there are lots of shippers here... The top comment in the thread is even mentioning korrasami I just want it to deal with more adult scenarios *without* turning into some creepy sex fantasy for anime nerds. No they didn't you lying fuck head ( ) <---- Mohammed Hmmm, i wonder who it could be... Those are 0's not O's. God fucking damnit caption bot transexual people did nothing to deserve this insult, sir. Is this sarcasm ? or are you feeding other trolls ? Jay is that you? it just got dark really quick I read this wondering who the hell would post such a beautifully graphic post...of course we meet again /u/Vargas I saved this just because of the disappointment. I read everything beyond this comment in an over the top Russian accent. ... ‎ Yeah, OP didn't say anything about the .^(if that's what you meant) To clarify: I disabled adblock to help reddit by clicking on some random ads... but i don't get any Our punter. It's always fun when people who have never read up on the subject make stupid remarks like this. I have a care bear heart on my butt. Because I was paying for my family members xbox live this way. We were all in different states. Not sure I'm going to be able to afford 4 gold accounts at his point. Can we get everyone to agree on putting quotes around "Microsoft is cheap and fucking the consumer". It's getting old. If you really feel this way go to PS4 and leave us alone. and why does it have so many upvotes Damn that's dirty. I'm really sorry to hear about that man Under center running Thanks guys. Just caught Xerneas with a great ball That bell pepper is plotting something sinister... Blood waffles.. Anyone know original video Yay new footage... Shot on a potato with bad lighting I just gagged. Slowing down the game to give more time for JM to come back Bitch ! You're not gonna press shit ! Shut the fuck up Both... Theyre duplicates... ** ** Have you tried patting them on the head and saying "there there"? But.. but you get an exclusive in-game character outfit in exchange for that ad placement on the cover. I have said this but apparently they like the experience of watching their children physical open presents so they are morally opposed to giving cash or digital based presents I thought they banned you from here Are you a ghost? Don't tell him/her what to do! 0-45.... Seriously... my 2 item receipt should not be four feet long. "What would you see in a room made only of mirrors?" Yourself? '' I just sold this a few months ago because I got the DVDs. Really? Every time I go Halloween costume shopping all the costumes even down in the size medium-small range are like circus tents, especially in the boob area. I'm a D-cup. You're looking at it all wrong, it's all about marketing. These are cyberpunk themed condos. Now you can charge triple. You hope its pudding... Khaleesi? So, totally okay with losing the dog? Dear god that nidalee walking animation $250K for a king-size chinchilla blanket I am Jewish. > For a moment I thought you said he stuck the scalpel up his OWN throat and was all + and was walking around the class room quoting lines from lord of the flies Satan? I don't want to stick my dick in her at all. ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ What the actual fuck You can rent a coffin? POS >Satan? And just think, Renly was supposed to look basically like this. The usernames... "happenid" "screename" How do you even achieve that? My dad used to complain about how sick I looked, and how bad my acne was whenever I didn't wear makeup in front of him. Used to. He's learn his lesson, since. Wait, so you're not a fag because you enjoy looking into a man's gaping hole? All men SHOULD pee sitting down. My two sons can't aim worth a shit Adolescents? I can do this for free.. I, uh, wonder why. username How do you know my dad...? It's a zombie with a blue slime on his head Never thought of it like that, but I will next time I eat onions thanks to you Title made me expect something similar to that movie theatre shooting. It also happens with the other icons Ummm yes. I've enjoyed NFS in the past but this just looks like chases. Is there more to the game? It's not very clear to me. > "capible" "intellegence" "Aroung" Dick stuck in C4 I can't google translate this, what does it say? > Wut? Didn't even notice your pun. It's called the Look of Disapproval. Oh mijn god, ik zie nu pas wie je bent... Best by Nov 14th 2012. R34 [ ] Louise Miller from 9th grade is in a relationship with Mr Thompson the music teacher and it's complicated... Yes, this is official subreddit for the language. Define 'had' I suggest your pay your taxes. >Define 'had' WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!!! ** ** What about Kingdoms of Crystal Skulls? # Dude. Woop! Now I know where you live I'm guessing your friend is attracted to you? That's... really awkward and creepy of them to say to you right after they came out to you, and to their best knowledge it sounds like you're straight. ( ) ( ) I was going to ask, "when does the book come out," but it looks like you've already answered that. So, nvm. ... well gee thanks for taking another picture of this beautiful moment man Daj ktoś kod pliska Considering that post traumatic stress needs a special kind of therapy to actually help, and the only thing that meditation has shown to help in a lab setting is concentration, this is kind of horrid. So ya. this better not be a holding If you look again her hair went from brown to grey and is receding like a man. I had a teacher in middle school who did this using a fake account made to look like one of our classmates that had let the year before and didn't have a Facebook account. We later found out by asking our friend and he said he still didn't have an account. Our teacher would like all of the pics and comment too. Also, someone saw the account on her computer. Oh well, if Wikipedia says it, it must be true. Because that never panders to poorly produced research. I guess all those years I went to school for sociology, actually studying stuff like this, is trumped. Right now, I probably have a good chance that I'm gonna have to deliver I think I'll pass on imagining that. Hello there ** ** It's either ton of cock or ton of coke, depending on whether you're trying to preserve the pronunciation of coconut. Which one is it, hmm? Fair catch Williams has PTSD from two years ago. Aren't dysfunctional families GRAND? > Why did I read the comments...? Can I have your job? Please. On a side note: Harrison hot spring is still rather affordable. Get a cabin on the lake. Or you could buy a vintage airstream and just keep moving. Who doesn't want to be an airstream hipster? ** ** ┌( )┘ Well then you're impressed by some gullible shit then Dat Reddit straw man sarcasm... Going a little young there mate. it is considered one of the finest sequels of all time I hope this thread gets buried just because of your asshat username So what about us who already bought GarageBand? We better not lose access to these loops when we update . time to clip your nails Pigs would be terrifying "....We never go to class, Rene. Don't you know this?" He looks at him. "Seriously. Might as well have a kid, with all the time we're wasting putting cats in boxes." Started cutler over Wilson Same Well fuck... My wife had her bachelorette party in Atlantic City Looks to be above the highway. Lmao that was awesome Osama Bin Schiano Research posted on reddit Rapeseed. Just noticed that both of these were posted by the same person /r/KarmaConspiracy Yes they do....... No " " seems to be a guaranteed formula for at least 30 upvotes. Jesus Christ if that actually happened. Hey man back off, I've been trying to lose these last damn 20 pounds for a few months already. "That's it?" THAT'S IT!? Wha? Kidney stones are classified as a pain equal to or greater than that experienced during child birth. Even women who have had children and have had kidney stones have said the stones were way worse. Check out my drawing of CM Punk drinking a glass of water! I mainly enjoy your gifs because your name is breathing balls now you a little about me I read basically everything above and... for some reason, this story is the one that phased me. dude...you have to be a real fucking pig to let your bong get that gross looking....Fuck Awesome Gifs ! People are still trying to solve Gettier cases? How did you go from silver to bronze? Lol no way. That sounds oddly familar. Had a friend do the same thing. They ended up taking a few of the strippers with them to Home Club I think it was. Don't take me up on that though my memory is kind of jaded, was back in 2010. Makes me wonder how common this is . Ive seen that cat before.... Be this montreal? So did she adopt it? Or did you? Cuz if not we gonna have some problems Haha Shit got real in here. . Educated name calling on the interwebs. Even less of an excuse to not sharpen your home knives "I could watch goats ram children all day" -/u/MasterMasturBater Isn't art wonderful TIL..... by the account of the company advertising. first day, first post and first comment is about tossing off. Great... "Gunshots on Wednesday" If the pain bothers you go see a doctor. I agree that it is a hard instrument sit down and learn I am trying to get every finger position right. As for your guitar breaking the 1st E string you had the string too tight or the guitar wasn't set up properly; a trip to a guitar store and some cash later you could have had it working. However, in your infinite wisdom you burned the guitar out of frustration. / \ Why? I get you got frustrated but selling the guitar and all you other stuff to get some of the money back. so no CA? I want to say it's partially cupcake games and high ticket costs. Normally whenever it's a decent opponent rolling through town, attendance is high. Oh and don't schedule damn Fall Breaks during a game week. I'm looking at you UT Academics ** **. I just find this so hard to understand. Yes, these are celebrities. Don't they WANT to be on tour? Our Full back is now possible the third best pass catcher on the team Rampant fraud in general. It took me a moment to put two and two together there, and once I did... ಠಠಠಠ ಠಠಠಠ You.... Woke up inside an RV full of drunken Navy guys just outside Seattle. I live in Denver......My buddy was asleep on the floor near me. still never really got a good explanation. Just that we were hammered and he saw his buddies downtown and they made me chug a massive jug of Carlo Rossi That thing is in the ikea kids department, are you 5?! What? How? *Fist of shadow* ( ) WAT. Given their failure to utilize their own systems dual natures for the last couple of generations, I won't hold my breath. What? Damn, I thought that was his sister I'll save your life, *for an upvote*. I really hope the answer to this question in interpretive dance and sock puppets, because that's all I can think of. This is up there with the problem they had at Disney where rich families were hiring handicap people to get them to the front of the lines. Drip tip he's usin looks like it has an STD... No Humble Bundles for sale here. I have 2 turnigy 9x's and have a taranis coming in. The 9x's have been very nice except last week one of them decided to factory restore itself Their filtered water in the US comes from MI...no really it's okay, you can have our greatest natural resource. If you're too cheap to pay, get out. I'm not here to negotiate prices. Did not see her as a Britney fan very disappointed! You mean 2011 when their PSN servers were down for 24 days and cost them about 171 million? Or after the fact when they got sued all over the world for compromising all their users credit card information? Yeah, definitely the obvious choice... I read it and immediately thought the same thing. And someone else already beat me to the post. *No blowtorch?* I'm not performing this bounty simply because you didn't use print screen and instead took photos of your monitor... Do I get any say? And yet youtube still fires DMCA's at people left and right. I don't cringe easily. All I came here to say was Ahhh the best kind of dirty Then why read this thread uhhhh, i hope my friends dont see some of those I'll eat at Joe's Burgers instead of McDonald's because he needs the business more, but I'm not gonna give money to a homeless guy instead of eat lunch This was 14 days old "Mama NOLA" Another one of the creepy dark things that just slipped past me in my childhood. I also loved Lavender Town and thought the music was weird yet cool, and I was oblivious to the evil secrets within...(; ) Google - but for some reason my more technology challenged friends can only seem to figure out Skype. XBone..........are we still saying that? OP's friend is apparently a fag... # There are more responses for gender as 'other' than 'female.' . Tanyu also 's at Tibs. Pretty sure I found the spot the other night. Sweet My moms earrings rip out of her ears every time she jumps in the pool too They're all staring at it I see what you did there, Stanley Steamer. You like to scratch your cock? Cirrus R-22 and Pilatus NC-12 1 billion is a million million.s . It's time to start revoking peoples vagina license if they don't know how to treat it. People start getting pissed if you're too firm on what goes where (I'm looking at you, Wet&Wild eyeshadows, don't tell me which one goes in the crease ). I use Chocolate Soleil as an eyeshadow and Bouncy Blush on my lips just to stick it to the man ;) Yea i thought he kept his lost leg and dressed it up as a flamingo Wearing a teddy bear suit. It doesn't follow the comics, but we got Green Lantern: TAS pretty recently, which was fantastic. And then it got canned with Young Justice. But she has to now live in Tacoma Not that I've noticed. Yeah give this dude all your invention ideas, he probably don't work in a place that could make it and patent it, He could buy all the skins in the game, for all of us and still be rich as fuck His parents live with him I always read 'beautiful' in his voice What a tit Well aren't you special with your "medical attention rendered freely and indiscriminately" and your "properly functioning government", and....and....... .............shit I am girl, give me a key please ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ or when your player fumbles a pass and it just slides off your hands out of bounds .. yeah because NBA players cant catch a ball ... The state does change it indeed. I just did a support calculation a couple weeks ago for a guy making close to six figures who would only have to pay ~$500 per month for two kids after the health insurance deduction. Needless to say, that was too much money for him to be "giving" his ex-wife Ma-Ti: "Heart!" We need to make sure girls know this! Lo que me sorprende es que hayas guardado el enlace And the longer the vine. > No, YOU My sister-in-law spent about 2 years in Del Rio, TX when my brother was stationed there in the air force. She said this happened to her more than once (seeing huge tarantula in the road from a distance while driving). It was enough of a nope for me to never visit while they lived there. I'm in DE now, have very bad arachnophobia and am wondering if these things can live outside in our cold climate. After reading your story I'm sufficiently worried that the answer is yes. I don't know that it was all that difficult I see what you did there Snoopeh Went on 4chan to test out what I had on my safari. Turns out I had an eevee. 100+ FCs later, and I still don't have my own fucking pokemon ლ( ლ) \༼ ༽/ Bingo, it's a gif of Dennis explaining to Mac about *the implication* I'll use this story as my submission for this thread. Carpet shitter. I know what you did there. yeah the "we're both obviously heterosexual and always have been" coupled with "in short, we both did everything the right way" was a little but i'll give her the benefit of the doubt I just wanted to show you guys our roach in milk, not have everyone tell me my arm is ugly and we have a roach problem And i behind you as well. The resolution seems to high to be from the 80s.... i am also glad you got out of there... ...sexybuddhist... Go to Newfoundland, it's a maritime thing. A little ? Her sentences imply that being non-heterosexual is not doing things the "right way". Oh god don't remind of gaping, how the fuck does the human body even stretch like that . she looks like my aunt I think the main stats page is probably a better show of how much people sit in their MAXs. Brainwayne is at 19%, which is a lot for a MAX, and the other guy is at 45%, which is the highest I've seen so far. For almost my entire playtime in PS2 he's been in a MAX That username... Characterisitic traits. Devil "Tresh". "Pokamon"... Be cool to see some pics when it's done. Being newer I haven't seen many premade mats yet, but appreciate all of them. One guy I played Sunday at Game Day had a dark blue with maybe dark gray words across it. Not sure if it was a tournament win, but he seemed to adore it. Imagine if instead of coming together for stupid, the students showed solidarity for something that actually mattered, and presented this many signatures to a visiting senator or of congressman next time they visited. The calculator shows 80085 in the last frame of SlimBean. "If she can only cook as well as Honeywell can compute" I live in both Canada and the United States seasonally. Neither are immune to stupidity. And though, I would admit ignorance is more rampant in the United States, complacency is our issue in Canada. This could speak to either....bitch. As somebody who had entertained at bachelorette parties a few years back, I feel your pain sir. ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) You're right, that phrase is...suspect. Oh no. Now I have to get my shocked expression out of storage. Oh, I figured he was a guy who liked to visit the YMCA a couple times a week..... yeah but here.... sorostitute row is crawling with them, and disease dont forget the disease Im a Mid at ASU arn't you doing the same thing If you do me, I'll do you. Odd how the first google result answered OP's question... ( ) Hallelujah its raining me-.... It's posted on reddit at least once a month Cuntmunter Want. It could be worse. My stepdad had the habit of starting up trucks, chainsaws, motorcycles, tractors, etc. at random times (sometimes 2 a.m., sometimes 4 a.m.).. literally 15 feet from my open window. A few times a week. SOME OF US ENJOY SLEEPING. Bluntest way to put it... But also the most effective and true. Except now he has a legal right to most of her possessions. Wat. suggested music pairing, Rolling Stones - Miss You... It was playing in my background and damn. __* *__ I hope not I've been watching your stuff for awhile. And yeah, some vloggers do lead interesting lives, and can entertain an audience... but that still doesn't explain the phenomena of every other overwatched chucklefuck being infinitely more popular. > but that still doesn't explain the phenomena of every other overwatched chucklefuck being infinitely more popular. Easier than what? 'Hilarious' response. ‎ My inner voice is getting course from reading this. ┌( )┘ duuude.... wat? This post makes me paranoid...cos i have anxiety related heart palpitations now i think i have brugada for sure People use electric toothbrushes to get off?? ** ** Why can't they just make phones with a standard keypad? I got a quote last night and the dude didn't do anything to size the system. He said he would base it on the size of the system in place. So you're basing your opinion on pure unproven speculation... ...seriously, *what did I tell you about posting before 8am PT?* ^(Don't do it.) It was probably for the best. ಠ_ಠ lots of stupidity in here. I take it that gaf found out about this post, especially after looking at what's been +/- Dude... that's my Grandma Apparently not, no. No, i mean showing me a nude photo of my grandma Fucking asshole, now I have to cook this. I hate you so much. So much I would hug you. I never knew this was a thing and I'm a buffalo-all-the-things sorta person. vespa to hayabusa . Yeah. The rapists are just innocent victims... My face when mining adamantine and I find a surprise: Riot please! I'm a goof. ლ( ლ) What's this guy trying to say about Suicide Squad? Los comentarios durante el video None of those seem like much fun at all Jesus Christ. At the school computer? AMA. Sooooo.... What this is saying is we'll take your money but we still don't like you He knows why Does... Does this really happen? light years are units of distance You asked what we think. If you just want back-patting, you're not going to find that here. Grow up. So you're the reason I got the con plague that year "Siv HD's mighty rod" Low expectations? Dude, it's an extra backslash. It's not hard. ಠ_ಠ I need my heroinಠ_ಠ dont you judge me Drunk ? Skills no shit Not a single mention of 9Muses? They had **three** amazing comebacks this year ffs. Tbh I'd have a hard time choosing between them and f(x)...but I would've at least liked to see them on that list. VIXX definitely needs to be on there too. Anal How do *you* know that? 5 year olds gush? "Nobody cares" (ಠ_ಠ) I guess you could say it's got... ( )ノ-■-■ Mega Defense. (-■_■) YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Oh, I almost called my boss there, OP, watch your response timing. I was just about to comment and say that my sister had talked to Tony Baxter about this AND THEN YOU WERE ALREADY HERE. I didn't even know you were on Reddit! (┛ )┛彡┻━┻ >He basically said it's impossible for women to ever fight off a man, so don't bother because fighting back will just make things worse. Hey dude what's up? Are you married yet? When i saw your username i (┛ )┛彡poop. and catch the damn football. DHB. Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you. Quit hogging all the NSA tinfoil with suspicious wires 18:52 PM? Yea, because actors are only capable of being successful at one thing. > Yahoo? Que es esto 1998? Don't stereotype men it's called purple drink Yes, because the regular one was just rubbish... I am still waiting for Stephen King's The Dark Tower series to be made Storing videos offline is downloading Add me! What's wrong with life for you? My trash can just exploded with zombie toilet paper tubes. My wife saw Oden and said, "jeez he is huge." She had no idea... Well, when I first started, I did not count anything. Ate way more protein than I do now. Then I started counting all macros, calories, etc. And now I have been plateaued for almost 2 months. Which I find hilarious, I can imagine it wouldn't be hard to pick em out, 1/30 kids poor guy What a lovely individual. The moral of that episode was that Starbucks succeeds because it makes great coffee, and the local underdog was only being supported because of prejudice and tradition. Then they offer the local shop owner (who previously was apparently able to support his family) a job as a manager at the Starbucks. Yay. Yup. You should do an AMA Mr. Fox.... Parkinson's is a debilitating condition and quality of life was the incorrect term to use in this situation. He has a very high "difficulty of life" and I'm pretty sure if someone handed him a gun and gave him a target he would shoot without hesitation, if it meant he would be cured. That is if he could hold the weapon steady... that look is for me, I'm ashamed. that title... Apparently. Ohh theres a new one out that I've heard about that deals with colon penetration...Yeah... # NO. Are you role-playing? You were being a liar there for misrepresenting my impression of you being upset as being unfounded, when your first comment was obviously super-upset. I don't want to flame with you, I like you dude, so I'm out. But don't be untruthful like that, at least outside of games for fun. That's bullshit, and being a fucking twat, as opposed a likeable dick. Howard is not a good example to follow for footwork Jesus Christ Because older people, who generally don't understand or respect the Internet, are in charge. Plumage. Lots of colorful plumage. Followed by an interpretive dance and a small puppet show. Why would you even need zippers on a hat? ^ Atown down ^ is her arm on backwards? We got scheduled to have four partners all take their lunch at the same time. We only had four partners in the store................ ... .... ALL streets are one-way ^^^or ^^^so ^^^it ^^^would ^^^seem Cat Mario. Just like a kitty The fuuuuu..... B.J. Slime Are you a girl? It'd ~~rape~~ violate my privacy, I don't want it Did you see the term "most innacurate" in my comment? You. Come on. There have been more than a few debacles with how green peace has handled some of its causes to. Because good edgy art needs suffering to survive. A teddy bear suit. Cold toilet water? The domain dentidrill.com is registered to the same address as the Kentucky Dental Association!? "True" as in "people really **believe** in that", not as in **true** true, right? Jeeze. I'm glad my upgrade to 8.1 failed (3 times I might add ). The Steelseries Engine is also incompatible with 8.1 at the moment so it looks like I'll be waiting this one out for a bit. Seriously why is the Michelin man white? And a v-rod as your cruiser example? I dun even. The green lips though.... Ending sentences with unnecessary prepositions. Looking at you, OP. WTF. Of all the places I could tongue-kiss a girl, the ear would be *very* close to the end of the list. Followed by maybe the eye sockets or certain body openings. Everyone. TOO SOON. Like a glove Part of the problem is that people repost 3-day-old shit "memes". Would you kindly give me the key? I hesitate bringing up Mr. Sparkle again - downvote away if you'd like. But I'm more fascinated with the fact that this guy spends hours writing 10 pages worth of material going into graphic detail about his sex life with a Twilight plushie. Also such tidbits as proclaiming her a "screamer" during sex. Longhorn Miss Fortune ( ) Wh-... That might be the creepiest post in this thread. ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) I've handed some damn fine Reds to friends only to be met with . I'd rather watch Monday night's game 5 times than watch that game last night But G-sync.... HAHA I have that keyboard! But it doesn't look as sticky as yours.. This is why it tells you to write down the emergency password Really? Those eyes . If Tim Tebow is available on waivers I would start him I came to have fun with myself How does she not have a wedgie. Stop cooking it wrong. ( )–Ψ Beautiful women that you know showing off their bodies? Yeah I hate that too ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) Yes. It must **of**. Nope, seems about right for gold. Seriously Can confirm, stuck in a limbo of going up and down, every game is a new fun experience! ^ ^ All my adult life, I've been busty, even before I gained weight. Having two children and losing close to 65 pounds have left me with what I call "pudding boobs." They are a bit droopy, and seriously squishy. It's going to take me a while to mentally get used to not having big boobs any more. The girls even fit into a small sports bra today, a feat I NEVER would have thought possible #####** ** ** ** Totally. Multiple rulers are *so* much better than one ruler with a bunch of subordinate rulers... sometimes it does. I hate people who have shallow toilets ( ) is it just me or there are way too many bots on this site. Sexy face If you're not lying.... ** ** Jon There's always one.... I wish to have more wishes... COME ON DUDE! Feeding news to yourself again, ESPN You've seen moose and their dicks? I don't even know who I stole this from Sounds like the mouth of a sea urchin on the WTF front page :| I'm pretty sure I use ;o often enough, and quite a bit of :D - not to mention a fair amount of O.O and the occasional o_0. If you're lucky you might see ( . )( . ) make a show from time to time, also - but thankfully * * doesn't come out too often. No, this isn't true, please. Because I totally deny everything I don't understand. ‎ Jpg's for pixel art? I wonder how many people who are crying about 720 900 and 1080 even have a good 1080p tv. What menu? Or are you talking how I'm dumb? Either way, help?! Same here wtf. Maybe try a new profile? Good good, man! Butterape... Way to jack the top comment from You Tube. I hope those 8 little karmas are worth your dignity. ewwwwwwwwwwwwww Considering the epidemic of single mothers there, maybe they don't She's 9... Why did you need reminding Uh.. What's a Denny's? ** ** # ##### i5 here I just re-watched it. I'm not represented in that commercial. Not one person in the commercial has any gray hair. No one looks to be under 30 in it. Am I crying about it? Nope. I got both. Bit disappointed with the joker one. TVs look NOTHING like the picture when I ordered. That would be very helpful. Thank you! I'll just take note of your username... > All to show 1000 gb of porn ( ) cyber police NO IT'S NOT. ... not for the girl ripped in halves I am claiming that to be a strange shadow from the ceiling fan. imagine that standing over your bed with a knife "Fucking the shit out of...for 40 seconds." Why do I always read pelvis as penis? I refuse to explicitly cheer for you guys, but if you win I won't be that upset. That's the best you're getting out of me. Damn my 20/20 vision...I fit that description perfectly...besides the glasses Why did I click that expecting it to link to something? God damn this burrito is amazing oh wait, THAT'S RIGHT.... all homophobia is unnecessary Great stuff, but most mobile users, such as I, can't read that or see hardly any of it. "But wait, there's more" has come to creepy pasta now? debugging girlfriend.exe ( ) （╯°□°）╯︵(\ .o.)\ Besides that *Scene. Don't give them any ideas... Hahaha oh man, sexism is so funny, keep it coming Apple gives 70% of iAd revenue to developers but also takes 40% of the cut? No look of disapproval socks included in either package? Yeah, we were sad to leave these out too. Ultimately we made a call on what would fit best as a cohesive pack. If these socks do well, hopefully we'll see some 's in the future. Ass condoms I second /u/staid, the socks were really the only ones I wanted. Would have definitely picked up a pack just for them. I thinks its dumb that the 4th place did'nt end up in the pack but the six place ones did. I would have bought them with this guy on them mid-way? I'd hate to know if he ate his *hot lunch*. "Gotta gas them all" ‎ Thats the one... ...Supporting what you mentioned ................................dot dot Beef Jello ‎ Yay for us... We're #1! You "still joke" about that? I laugh when I masterbate. But I've never had so much as a titter from anyone else on the bus. Says the person whose first two words in their username are mother fuckin This show gets a full season yet Firefly was cancelled. This is my favorite comment on all of reddit. United Kids Of The World. ლ( ლ) That took me to some places I never thought existed The source I just viewed about the controller is all that came up when you googled it for me.. Did you read the post? Ok. Lots of hotels do this. Stop staying at Motel 6. > I woud have totally bought the pack of sock ಠ_ಠ on them. ^^ Heyyyy those aren't pumpkins. Yep.... Makings of a sociopath/ psychopath right there... Clearly I'm not very good at fort-holding I'm sure he appreciate you making fun of him on reddit. I definitely dont know anything about that web comic. you made me open the daily mail.... Go to the keyboard shortcut options, you can type in a "short hand" and it'll automatically replace it with text. For example I have lod mapped out to make the face. Those rims always remind me of giant fan blades. I'm guessing if you go fast enough you could cut someone's hand off or something . But he has gloves and fingerless gloves on! Wat? Setting up your environment. Many places have guidelines on what tools/software they allow and even more strict guidelines on what you can install. Want that text editor you love to use? Fill out an IT request form for it to be installed and wait a week .... Like to use Intellij sorry we only use eclipse here.. we also wrote a custom eclipse plugin that is required so... tough luck using any other IDE. I'm 16, its pretty shitty. More hassle than enjoyable experience, especially when they tell me that my 6oz deoderant is too big NO. Sailor Moon ended with the blonde becoming God!? Seriously, what is it about this thread that's driving the beta males into a misogynistic frenzy? You. Do. Not. Know. This. Woman. At. All. You know nothing about her except that she once had an abusive ex and got assaulted. That is a fucking *creepy* reason to get all hostile and jump to conclusions like this. Wat I wouldn't let my purse rest on the floor of it, though, but I have noticed that Starbucks bathrooms don't have purse hooks Kix... Kid tested, mother approved. I...I...have no idea Eric? Your user name. > Setting up your environment. Many places have guidelines on what tools/software they allow and even more strict guidelines on what you can install. Want that text editor you love to use? Fill out an IT request form for it to be installed and wait a week .... Like to use Intellij sorry we only use eclipse here.. we also wrote a custom eclipse plugin that is required so... tough luck using any other IDE. Produced by Torn Ranch. What's the point for a beginner that just migrated to Mac to install an "advanced Firewall UI" or the other craps you listed? If you think that steel structures fall like that when hit by an airplane. Then you are an idiot. Source: I am an engineer. ^^^^^^^^ > I would recommend it short term, but that company has a lot of issues. So get it on your resume, then move onto a company that pays its employees a proper wage and has fewer underhanded management tactics. Still being shit on by the wealthy and conservative. > WTF you WANT IE ? Nips Best drawing I've seen! Would purchase 10/10 where are franky's fingers I'm ashamed that I had to scroll this long and hard for this post. You suck balls, Reddit. Total dick move. When people think wild animals walk around in the streets of South Africa, I have also been asked if we have electricity and internet when I was talking to that person over the internet . I think anyone who does that should be shipped off and for the good of the human race put down. Women generally wanted to be treated equally?... makes no fucking sense My work VPN calls your cell phone to ask for a pin when you log in. EVERY time I put in my password, my phone rings and the first thing that goes through my head is "who the hell is calling me. I'm trying to get started on some work." Every. Time... Adorable. But for some reason Youtube played a trailer for the movie The Devil's Due before the video, which is apparently about a woman who is pregnant with the Anti-Christ. How long are you leaving them in? Romania "THATS WHY PC GAMES COST MORE" Booing Nani? ** ** I'm in need of a key this weekend So, that means Syndra is the mother of all AP mages Is your name Jerrbear I never realized how horrible it is that water isn't free or that water wasn't free until just this moment. And I pay the water bill. Just never dawned on me. wtf that's the most basic necessity of life. That's like charging for light........wait a minute....... ┌( )┘ > I read somewhere on Reddit Everyone, just don't dad beat also completely unnecessary neutral milk hotel intro OOC: I'M GLAD YOU LIKED IT. I WONDER WHO SENT IT? HINT HINT Obligatory: Same problem here! I'm using Ernie ball 10s if that helps. But I tried the bends 101 and had to try and try and try until I just gave up! Stay in school That Tenshi SFW vs NSFW comparison..... looks like people prefer a more "kinky" way of her.... and Iku is a porn star apperantly Later on down the road, we'll probably hear about David Thorne on the news in a bad way. Hooray for harassment in the workplace..... Would it be a problem if he was? Read that as "test our underwear". This should apply to friends as well, especially when there's only two people. My best bud once used his phone the entire night, surfing the web, watching videos, playing games, and messaging other people as I drove him around and had dinner and coffee with him. It didn't even bother me that much until he asked me near the end of the night why I was being so quiet. I was like, . I thought I clicked on the funny link. Foiled once again. Ok Punny...verrrrry punny. Nope, all about the drill..... It's been 4 fucking years already?! The great lord has gifted me with 3 Boxes of trash Shroomish and still no 5 IV one Resting on the dog bed See, that's even more frustrating when you can show them a freaking trend for ovulation. I've also explained that I have always had long cycles (when not on birth control), so it shouldn't be a surprise that my EDD is much later. I'll see you all in hell I don't like rules ლ( ლ) I'd honestly be lying if I told you. It was a few years ago, so it's really fuzzy. In sure you can google "4chan fleshlight incident" or something to that effect. Just don't actually make one. Yes I see tons of people walking around with large unstable incendiary devices in their pockets. Or rocks that then could throw at them. Taking the roof off doesn't make sense either My middle name is Robin, my parents named me Christopher Robin after Winnie the Pooh Only 1 out of how many? If the number is substantial, I'll feel very sad. Well, it turns out that's I'm above average. Didn't see that coming Eugh, why is she holding onto it? My trusty checklist says you need Vagisil I still don't understand why people who illegally cross the border should be rewarded with anything but deportation. I'm generally progressive, but that one baffles me. Technically agnostic is not a religion, it's a perspective of knowledge, not god. Two minutes. Get it together Internet. Trying to justify it, typical It's getting pretty often these days, but probably also because I'm hard to miss. Like a few years ago, some girl I knew walked by me and I called her name out and she was like "Oh I didn't recognize you" and I'm like . Must be some other guy with a reboot pin and green dreads. "her vagina is cold" It became sentient I've never visited the so-called "deep web," but the most fucked up shit I ever saw was either a guy fucking the lower half of a corpse over a couch (upper half nowhere to be seen) or a guy sticking his dick into the vagina of a dead 8 year old girl, with his dick coming out of her abdomen. It was on /b/, of course, and only a few people seemed shocked. Some even asked for more The very first celebrity I ever met was John Candy. I was just about to turn 16 and I had gotten a job working as a costumed performer at wonderland Toronto. I was asked to do a parade, and while changing in a tent, John Candy came in, looked me over half way dressed as Astro the Dog, then said "don't worry kids, your life as an actor is only downhill from here." Then helped me put the head on, chuckled and walked out laughing. He was dead a year later. Fuck he was awesome. What kind of place do you work at, is what I want to know... What Again Chilton! Again Chilton! Vettel behind Chilton. I would argue its the other way around. A low self estimate and self doubt can be a fantastic driving force to grow. That is until, like most of the great artists, you level out, realize you're the best you'll ever be, and snuff out your own life. I recommend pills if you have a pretty body, and falling into a wood chipper if you don't. I'm sure we can keep something or someone of value as motivation. Bullshit! Source please. Oh yeah, there isn't one. Well, I had a kidney stone once. r/sexwithdogs Comic Sans I hate to give in to hype but I've just been to my parents on my motorcycle and was blown around enough to have travel sickness when I got there. I'm 26, never had travel sickness in my life. Read the 2nd link as "is that Cher dead yet", thought This one was posted first. Yeah... You SHOULD know that. If you don't you are stupid. What? Why are you making that face at me? I can do it too, see look, ಠ_ಠ, but that doesn't make *me* cool. I like the use of celebrities to make his point . I think NAFTA is part of the problem, but it is now a US problem. We have the means to correct it and it will be cheaper than sending all 11-13 million of them back. Also, with new opportunities, some of these people will contribute more to society. I did *not* need to be reminded of Devine The bladder. ‎ Silly SMEGMA_HARVESTER, smegma goes in your... Oh god what am I saying... And then someone replaced the all occurrences of "purportedly" with "literally". ** ** Damn it Sycamore! It could be worse: Here in Switzerland *our public god damn health care has started paying for this shit*. Oh because the shape of your penis extending up towards your belly button is MUCH more inconspicuous. >Some even asked for more Wonder how long a next gen GTA would take I think its great And "only" 162 regular season games to get acquainted with the difference. And this is why Australia has such a high piracy rate My brother was still home YOU FORGOT THE CHEEKS. otherwise that's awesome. You don't look like much of a French model... "It is what it is". So Ms. Keller eh... I had a day last week where I revisited a commit from a month or so ago where I wrote about 80 lines to fix a problem ... and immediately saw that I could have done it in 4. This isn't the AppStore review section It kills me more and more every second David doesn't tell Margaret. like seriously if my SO was dying I would want to know! I hate when this happens. My barber always puts it on a counter across the room and I gotta go get it or force them to This has officially blown my mind, makes you think of the sky scraper human tree growth structures of the matrix. Please dear world, do not grow humans in the underground future. Week 11 is coming You should've just turned left shame on you. Well rate my ass and call me Patrick. No joke - my pit ate one whole. Then wanted kisses. No teeth. To take my bacon! Because moving out of the country is as easy as 1, 2, 3! Fifty Shades of Grey. My mom stores her batteries here.... Sharp costume. Probably best if he refrains from drinking anything, however ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I do this as well. I also take saphris when I don't take my depakote, not sure if this is necessary, not too willing to find out. I thought I was clicking on this to see Batman. I am disappoint. Yes thank you that is very helpful I live in yl, this is like the third one in 3 years *defiantly* so rebellious. >Am fost prin vizita la fosta mea prietena intrun penitenciar de femei cu wcuri si dusuri comune la Târgușor acum ceva timp. Cacatul in dush si pe pereti era o priveliste des intalnita > Whether or not he's right or wrong, i think we would rather hear him disprove the guy instead of flat out insulting him. I could almost like the guy if it were not for this issue. What does his age have to do with this? New Koch brothers housing solution for the middle class? No and I wouldn't like to be "Leaked" ‎ They want to privatize The Police? MOTHER OF GOD! Don't actually do this. What are you going to do with it when you get home? You didn't close *any* of your quotation marks This is true. Someone who blew up my car paid $5 only I just bought Zac on Saturday night. The value of the field MyClass.serialVersionUID is not used. OH GOD my bosses can see me adjusting my underwear I get a blocked caller every few weeks. It's a library robocaller telling me I have an overdue book, then hangs up. I've never heard of this place and don't have a library card. That's a silly question. Of course the paved roads are going to be more highly trafficked than the unpaved ones, that is why they are paved. Well....bulldoze the whole fucking house build a new one. Cheaper and quicker than cleaning it..... Will solve their plumbing problem, since there will be a whole new one Season ending injuries? Yes... Yes I'm familiar with those. Came here to say this. Take those major scales you already know ( ) and move them around. Down a full step; down 2 steps... And so on. Experiment over VERY simple grooves (one-note drone will do) to get a feel for what each has to offer. That's disgusting and your suggestion is just as repugnant as this guys behavior. Catch yourself on. >This was in my *soft-more* year in college. Fizz... I hope I don't see an erection in that video ### ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) I meant games you play on your phone or tablet "Algum BR?" ** ** Nope, it didnt. I use a lot this feature and was happily surprised when my iPod sarted doing the face when I wrote "o_o", as that was set up in my Mac. Fist me. Fist me. Fist me. **Absolutely everything I say beneath this statement is purely speculative fact and is in no way to be taken as legal advice. ** Junior Dos Santos and Katy Perry have one thing in common: they both love fireworks You were late! BF4 is supposed to show up Nov. 12th. Pretty sick game they are playing with me, giving me a DS4 and PS4 game with no system Watching top gear while reading this AMA and a Dyson commercial came on! Creepy! Or a conspiracy?.... > Be my guest I don't think that's a her So i was just talking and hanging out with my friend. He then said that he had meatballs for dinner last night. My reply was something like "ok, nice". Later in the conversation he admitted that it was a lie. He had chicken soup. Me: whaaat! He did not know why he lied he said that he thought meatballs just sounded better. Smithing now grants experience depending on the level of the item crafted. This trick is super outdated and adds to the lack of funny. Este es un capítulo de Parks and Recreation. México es básicamente un Pawnee gigante I was trying to be supportive. OOC: OOC: He held your hand He's dead. :b Fat nutritionist. Yea, why should we listen to you again? Reminds me of a gym I used to work out at before I moved... One of the personal trainers was a huge fat woman, easily pushing 300 lbs. I read that as vag. And instantly gave the face. I reread it, all better now Wait... This happened in UK? I can see it now in the headlines, "elpresidente-4 solves psychiatry woes world over, just get more sex!" Sigh, now I'm all "excited too" I was outside tossing a ball around and didn't realize I had stepped in dog shit, it wasn't until I used my left foot to scratch my right leg and smeared it everywhere. I was wearing shorts..... Kum Bubble Trolls aren't even trying anymore. Then we'd only know what Zack Galifanakis looks like naked. Great way to quickly locate all those hairline cracks and spider chips. Wrap it in towels and put it in a backpack. Or buy an actual case for it. If its like a baby to you, you should protect it better than this. ノ( ノ) Leaf AND Grass stones Third part app providers? Third party music and video providers? Changing the default browser? Them not selling your information access to the NSA? ( )–Ψ Another shot? Why not This happened 10 minutes ago with my flatmate, as she walked away i just stared at her like I've witnessed this atrocity today I read your name as "Islammunist" I meant the Hobbit ones. I find the MShep and FemShep choices to be alright. Miranda *has* to be Yvonne Strahovski. But Johnny Depp as Mordin? Don't underestimate the moose and maple Yeah because admitting you occasionally partake in a drug is a crime... 99,900... ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ This is good idea. Because some of Indonesia's mobile phone provider's 3G connection works horribly poor especially on highly crowded areas such as shopping malls (I'm looking at you telkomsel ). You're right, he should have taught him to hold his breath instead welcome to austin So you are telling me to downvote this because it is from another website? With that logic I may as well downvote every post on the entire website because ITS NOT LIKE THIS ISN'T THE FRONT PAGE OF THE INTERNET OR ANYTHING. I believe keichunyan is a her not a him Or else you're addicted to Oreos. Right there with you. ** ** Whineception Wives... Snapchat is banned at my friend's school after a drug deal was done using it. God's work, ma......wait... Challange?...... "This contest isn't very... contesty..." Tanyu complains, contrary to her earlier statements. She's in a complaining mood since the celebrations got changed to a contest. Wait Deadly Premonition got a 10/10? I enjoyed the game but ohhhh boy is it far from perfect Awesome repost You make that " " face which kind of defeats the purpose of saying thoughts like this are normal. Thanks. I'll now go stalk and rape that person. And then, I'll come after you. The udder brilliance is just......damn ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ## 720 720 720 After some time, Tanyu returns, clean and wearing Sessho's clothes... which are surprisingly similar to her own. I hope you recorded video of this costume. I didn't say it was slower than average , what I mean is that I would not be satisfied with that speed. Now that may just be me having higher standards or being an enthusiast. Do you seriously think I'd sell you a 770 that I paid $539 for (Hell yeah Australian prices) literally yesterday for $299 ? Fair enough but it just kinda makes you go It's funny because a baby died I wish I could say the same for mine I thought this was some funny video with the bad acting and what not. Well... Didn't expect it to be a commercial Resharper prices I believe Except for health ed ** **. Oh God, so many things I cannot unsee. ‎ ** ** "... the cheek not the cavern." Guns don't kill people. People kill guns. Yeah sure more guns for more safety Hahah oh reddit. Comparing ESB to Harry Potter. Peacedale (lol, ) ^^^ Resharper prices ** ** Oh god I had pre-teen blood on the dance floor flashbacks Cant tell if sarcastic... or insulting me So they should obviously be killed. Yeah, I get you. I mine my own BTC and for a while I was day trading. I didn't want to borrow his money I wanted him to buy BTC. Maybe you shouldn't buy a glass phones that's prone to accidents We have a winner! Doesn't matter what you say. You will burn. You can't do anything to change your fate.ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ The 3-4 Dolphins turn around 4 game losing streak and make a surge while the 7-1 Broncos take a dive giving us the 6th seed? Jason WAS scarier. I asked my mom what it was. She said it was a balloon If they don't say nothin, I don't say nothin > Continues to post here. > Prove that rumor false^( ) WHAT ABOUT VITA? Acne- it's a disease of the skin Sure, and the last one was second best! It you're a fan of the show "once upon a time", this actually has a rather creepy feel to it. lol 156 was the best price I could have hoped for. This recent fire was a little too convenient before earnings... Of course he's a Mainer I wasn't sure wh fbvjhmkmjjj. Njnhggbhiookpಠ_ಠ" um$!xcccgf mb o. Nbo Not sure if intentional grammar mistake in own sentence.... or just also not familiar with grammar. Account created 3 hours ago... I know, I know. I could pay and not have ads at all. Maybe now I will. There is this pastor guy who has these voice ads. Normally, I can just tune him out, but not today. Not when this line penetrated my perceptual filter: "Jesus' arms were nailed wide apart to show that he can embrace us all." How can anyone not see this as an extremely gross, disturbing, bordering-on-torture-porn image? What's the point in a discussion when the other side is going to blithely misrepresent my views. 8== ==D Butcher How is a firmware upgrade supposed to circumvent the limitation of the USB interface? Why the fuck does that exist. What...uh...kind of porn does he watch? I added you! Please add me ~ O.o yeah.... I use Voice Memos ( ) ^ How do you skate backwards? I read that as, "Let's take a look at some meth." No Despite losing both J.Jones' and owning RG3 and Brady, I've still manage to be the second highest scorer every week, Harry Douglas, Terrance Williams, Keenan Allen and Marvin Jones have more than made up for it. Unfortunately 4 out of 8 weeks I've played the lucky highest score of the week. None of the teams that have beat me have managed to score more than 110 all season but the week they all played me have scored 120+. I'm the highest points scored and highest points against, I'm 4-4 and very bitter. Well technically, you're like 93% percent the same as him. Don't you EVER tell me what I can and can't do! That's not a gif Unless you wanna get high No. Me too, but on my phone for $5 If it's around the $8 I paid on the surface I'll buy it again on X1. If it's over that, probably not. This is groundbreaking!... Dont be one of those people . spezza is awesome #### Agreed. Why would we want our viewing habits reported and sold? To legitimize our preference in canceling cable? I'd finally catch up on my reading but my damn glasses broke Always bothers me seeing trucks like that. You lift to fit tires, not to be the douche with the tallest truck in the mall parking lot. 2WD... It will happen soon enough If the principle to this held true, I'd have something serious with a whole lot of old people at the library OP, you're supposed to bury the medal with the victims body "Don't press that upvote button, don't you **dare** click on that upvote button. That sandwich is far too unhealthy for you to condone, do you think... you fatass! You upvoted it! How could you condone such a delicious.. err.. abomination! Taboo!" 3L??! Nice try, shoe pedo Eli meinaavat ostaa Nokian Microsoftilta vai miten tää nyt menis? Oh merciful god! Born in 91, remember the 90s, but I am not a 90s kid? Is it like I didnt develop memories till I was a man.... Biggest / worst. Freshmen year of college dorm mate and I were lazy and didn't do a huge project for an English class. So we cooked up this email to our professor stating a friend had been killed in a drunk driving crash in California so we'd have to drive out for the funeral etc. teacher gave us another week to get project done and turned in. So, we show up the next Monday to hand written letters from all like 30 classmates saying how sorry and sad they were for us and our professor tries to tell us but breaks down a few words in because her father was just recently killed In a drunk driving accident I've never felt so terrible in my life than I did having to sit in that class that day. Those screens that are at a 90 degree angle to the user... "What's the chemical symbol for wood?" That's the pot of gold. That shit right there isssss money And your replies and the entire guide itself does? My penis just crawled back inside of me Link disapproves. Wow, they must be really hard up with a car like that. maybe, a bit too fun ... I was legitimately asked if we had electricity in New Zealand, over the internet. [ ] He wasn't joking . To people who post pictures here, please post the original, not the one that has been edited, has had an ugly filter added to it, and posted to instagram. I…I would subscribe Yep. My husband's aunt kept saying "well hubby's mom had to work right after she had him and I worked. We do what we have to and you should be okay with it, too". It just got a look from me and I refused to acknowledge her. AC Milan... I wish I didn't know that sub existed. Now reddit is ruined for me. Forever Get my quarzsand gloves (they get hard like stone when you fist your hands), pack out my lei tai fighting skills, and fuck up some faces. I'd just survive by stealing shit, and I was a scout for 10 years. Depends on how many enemies are out there trying to get me, but I'd maybe survive the whole thing but at least 1 week, as long as nobody killed me sneakily while beeing asleep more respect for Mr. Blurrycam How dare you mention their sex or race on reddit you sexist racist bastard! Stick with what you know, I guess.. ლ( ლ) That meme has too many prepositions in a row. "What is flame?" In a college chemistry course. I wouldn't trust my UPS people. I'll be lucky if I get my day one the month of November with UPS. Nothing but trouble with them. A girl in 7th grade asked if the Middle Ages were the 1950's. > Interestingly enough a separatist and Independent NI is only a theory proposed by fringe unionists.... I was closer to this line of thinking until I found out that it's not appreciated by many in NI. We went to Canada/Alaska this summer and got a ton. the fact that you know this makes me This link looks shady Rule 3. milk and whiskey... ‎ YOU FUCKFACE DICKHEAD ASSHOLE POMPOUS SCUM SON OF A MOTHERLESS MOTHERFUCKING COCK JUGGLING THUNDERCUNT!!!!!!!! Why, why!!!! Why did have to show me that? My eyes, rip them off!!!!! my eyes ლ( ლ) No I haven't, as it doesn't unlock in the UK until tomorrow at midnight. Inbox. Don't geddit... Jesse Pinkman? That's not a nice thing to call your mother Is this satire? Please tell me this is satire. Weird I could have sworn I'ld seen this picture before.. Oh alright.. I guess Lemieux's numbers aren't impressive then . Even worse he's a weeden defender. Tak fordi vi fik den fact på plads. Hvis du ikke er dansker, så forstår du nok ikke så meget af det her alligevel... but where is the snow in the PNW Probably some guy with a fetish for teenagers with shoes on their heads before anyone tells you otherwise, they are the product of a natural mutation in their myostatin genes (which stops muscle building), not some freak experiment. I listened to someone argue that they were just that, as a reason to not eat beef. I'm 23 and read the paper just about every other day. Yeah it was, its the look of disapproval I need to get a bear suit and offer a door to door service. I had a friend who thought Maryland was a peninsula in New England, and she thought it was a peninsula because she thought Virginia was a body of water. There is dill in tzatziki? >Even worse he's a weeden defender. This has 666 karma seems legit People have fucked up ideas of lucky. got commando garen "Ass?" Yes that's my question where is it? and what, pray tell, do you use it for normally? Translated. Thank we got the fact in place. If you are not a Dane, you'll most likely not understand what i'm writing Honestly, that is exactly what my christian parents told me. They told me evolution was false because there are still monkeys around, and that they would be all gone if evolution was true. I didn't find out they were wrong until I went to college (dropped religion as well) and took biology... Can't tell if hotdogs or actually legs Just what a Space-Jew would say. I'm watching you. You're absolutely welcome, look for team Unlimited Breadsticks! Also, look for the only team under 50 years old. Ketchup and anything is common in America. My sister has been known to put it on angel food cake. ha. ha. ha. Hey now, I know how those bad boys work What if I told you I had no friends? > Subnets are too complicated? Ummm... Really inset resting phobia you have Yeah but this picture is not recent though, her whole neck is inked now AI systems for robotic hookers. Are those toe-shoes? ** ** Aaand I'm fired! I just noticed Nasus and Renekton, that got me thinking, if they're brothers... which one of them was adopted? I've made a huge mistake wut? So is butthole corn... But ya know some people are just all about it /u/buttholecorn8 But those eyebrows It used to be my go to thing, thanks netflix Mother of God. You: You're probably in your twenties, maybe approaching 30 but I'm having a hard time getting a sense of your background. You're a gamer, but only a select few, one of which is LoL. You like Dexter and HIMYM. You like to comment a lot, especially if you can post a set of and still be relevant. You also enjoy giving advice, especially on sex, though i can't seem to find a motivator as to why. Overall, you seem pretty cool, we'd have a good time talking if we were to meet in class i think. It just works, no tricks That wasn't the OP, that was a different user way to take out that anger lol Your comment history makes it *very* difficult to take your question at face value Beer fridge...for your grandpa. He had a whole fridge exclusively for beer? Isn't that what I said? Feraligatr can learn Aerial Ace. The thing is, is that I always try to be calm at first. And whenever I try to be calm, it's like he uses that against me and pushes me until I fucking crack and become emotional again… he knows me weaknesses This gif was posted under the subject line of and holy shit, I fucking lost it. "That wasn't funny. That hurt." Tanyu pouts, but instantly cheers up at Basan's cute antics. "Here y'go," she says, tipping the bottle so she's pretty much bottle feeding the fox kit sake This jpg is moving #### So you've been sensitive since 11-12 y.o. but when you were 13 you were having problems believing in spirits? I believe that your sexual spectrum is a concrete part of your personality. You can't change it, but that it can shift throughout your life based on your biological wiring. What? Hmm... Mercator... Pff, I'm a woman and this is how I carry groceries, two trips are for wimps. Who cares how much arm circulation you cut off for the next few hours. Doh That's no vagina. Can't see the difference? It's not an apple advert And what are you using for manual gears? Preach on, dipshit. In the 21st century you only diminish your own message. it's counterclockwise Welcome to the evolving world of technology! In a couple years, hundreds of terabytes will suddenly seem pathetic too. This is, literally, the mouse I play dota with I don't have enough for this comment. I knew a mixed kid who used to rant about how nice being in the KKK would be. You should walk away and stop being a creep with no sense of respect for other people's privacy. kkk ( )/ Uuuuhhh... 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Also, why is it necessary to redirect direct image links to that page in the first place? Why can't we just get GIF files? Or if you're going to insist on doing that ( ), why isn't there a way to opt out of it? There's even an "anarchy" comment Pinches bots feos "With high-speed warp drive"... What about my post seemed like I was un-calm? Yea I'm super high too # Hey, I came here to see pictures of foxes, not people dressed up as foxes You forgot the yaww. 20$ for a pack of 25? That's just insane ITT: /u/Ectar_ Archer's mom was the one assigning code names at ISIS... He has one antler. He does like it and will chew on if he can sit right in my lap while he does... So it is always supervised. He's not content to sit and chew tho, he wants to throw his toys around and roll them with his nose...so the antler isn't enough. He doesn't try to swallow the Antler because I got him a very big one. The smaller one we had he did try. ノ( ノ ) But don't worry, if you destroy 100 enemy vehicles -- you get vents! So.. Did u get laid? If that's what you call poaching our salary cap with offer sheets I'm with you on this sentiment. I'd probably work *really* hard to get it just right and then forget it's there and rub my eye. Swoljectification much? Im keeping my eye on you I.... I have a craving for macadamia nuts... So is he just rehashing the "when you're 80" argument, usually saved for questionable tattoos, to be used with being gay? I was seriously confused because I read it as "because I'm my girlfriends younger sister" I hope you mean the yo-yo one I hope you don't have a penis at all I don't know, I just feel like a squirrel in an open field when ever I visit back east. The skyline feels exposed and incomplete. 0 points with Reddit gold I expected a Dusty Rhodes cosplay WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN A better question is who in their right mind sends an email like that? I feel your pain. I've been looking for that shade everywhere since I saw in on here and its been out of stock every time. Except in the case of people playing on console... "SR.bigcockprettyboy" I was hoping that the squirrel had just shown up on its own. "Hey honey, I thought there were only three kitt... " 120 Kills...wat. I'm all for fun marketing, but I'm not sure that helps. It kind gives me the impression that some demonic puppet is going to kill me in my sleep if I buy that apartment. I just read the synopsis You may be right: pants will be shat. Si supieras todas las estupideces que he visto I don't even..... ༼ つ ༽つ Volvo, is Diretide a trick or a treat Great. Now I have something to dream about tonight Well you can't have sex with $20 As a Highlander, . Easy? Our own creation = our parents procreation. Gets even weirder when your at an age to procreate on your own... With another person?... Idk how to word that without it sounding weird or like masturbation. Tanyu shows up wearing the sluttiest costume she could find and the most elaborate masquerade style mask she could find. Let the nosebleeds begin. Why must all high-end android phones carry a giant screen? ༼ つ ༽つ I need some sleep! Good Night everyone!! [ ] ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ What the fuck? I want $6.50 pizza ... damn it! Why would you link to technobuffalo? You don't know you're gone until you're doing it.... I feel bad for her kid. God damn it, I was drinking water. You don't want to know lol wut ? I fuck the koalas ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ I love me some PFM just because he's awesome and arguably one of the best QBs to ever play the game... I fucking can't stand his Papa John commercials though I would be completely weirded out if I had a picture of myself dressed as Garth in 1987 ಠ_ಠ 8 year olds dude (ノ )ノ彡┻━┻ Holy shit! Oh. Didn't realize you're a developer. Or, a publisher with first hand experience. You're right, I'm wrong. just visited that facebook, looks like they are doing "raves" at the bowling alley now... ^ Now that's an image I've been dying to see Happened to Thor once too You're hearing rumors from ps4 fanboys who want nothing more than to waste your time and thoughts with bs rumors. games will be fine. ‎ ╚( )=┐ yes yes it does. and im a motherfucking robot dancing machine. It works on comments too That was you!? * (gives this face)* for what? Yeah. She knew EXACTLY what she was doing. Conniving bitch... I'm trying to find out another name for the bondage tape you're referring to. A google search for this is not work safe (I'm not sure why I didn't think of this before searching.) Or are you really referring to bondage tape used in S&M? Your mind must be dirtier than mine. This didn't even cross my mind. [The crazy thing is,](#s "there's no such thing as the paranormal ") Wat I was so ready to reset the clock *registreringsskyldighet* I hope you aren't calling Mexicans inferior... "Man with one leg; Getaway driver" whaddaya want him to do make runs? This show starting to make me paranoid and analyze everything. So much to the point that I notice they're both pointing at something has me believe it's important >(People have actually thought I was my dad's trophy wife. ) ...... This just reminded me... I REALLY hope Arin didn't take Suzy to the Grand Canyon for their honeymoon. oh gosh ಠ_ಠ on so many different levls. Never before have I ment a more than I do now. I'm 6'3" and she was 5'1". Her dad said I was the tallest beaner he's ever met. Bunch of midgets. I don't really care about the Cam ranking, but some of the rest still makes me ヽ༼ಠ_ಠ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR PITCHFORKS ヽ༼ ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ಠ_ಠ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR PITCHFORKS ヽ༼ ༽ﾉ > ヽ༼ಠ_ಠ༽ﾉ hats patch after hats patch after hats patch hats patch after hats patch after hats patch hats patch after hats patch after hats patch hats patch after hats patch after hats patch hats patch after hats patch after hats patch hats patch after hats patch after hats patch hats patch after hats patch after hats patch hats patch after hats patch after hats patch ヽ༼ ༽ﾉ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Where I live the sunrise is past 8. Why can't my dog do this ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^ಠ⌣ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ what, ? I just copy it off google . Its called the look of disapproval. A bidet I share an apartment with two girls, my room is by the bathroom. The sounds that come from there Oh god. Did Nickelodeon just try to attempt a meme? Spit strings are awesome And then probably starting a better relationship with Bolin Persia in Alexandria? *TOO LATE* I made the mistake of eating a soap flavored one We should abbreviate that to RIPIP so that someday it can become RIPIP in peace... I was having a good day till I saw this. Thanks! My crowning life achievement is... studying Jeb was too busy watching the line than traffic...just drove right into the rear fender of DWJ...ugh "There is way to waive the entrance fee, message me for details if interested" Isn't he a bit young for Breaking Bad? Fantasstic That's not a full-size Swingline ‎ Yayyyy hollins.... Jax...ass? So I'm watching this Canadian college playoff game during halftime and I saw an ad for Old Dutch and it made me sad: when I was up in Canada on a trip a friend got me into ketchup-flavored potato chips and I found out it's very hard to get them in the states. Old Dutch is HQed and manufactured here in the Twin Cities, but all their ketchup chips are for export only. Goes to restaurant. Waiter asks what i want to drink. Coke please. Waiter asks if Pepsi is alright. I'll just have a Sierra Mist. ‎ - ‎ʘ_ʘ That's not what the focus is here. This part is ""we practiced the exact scenario that played out today....*we played out today*" What's happening? Wtf is an ass mannequin? Great, guess I'm not sleeping tonight I just showed this to my boyfriend. HAHA look at this totally funny and irrelevant thing I found on Reddit...... [unjerk](The second guy's name is terf2004. Does it have another meaning?)[/unjerk] Wow you guys have given these answers some thought haven't you...? You actually had a decent fucking post until you referred to your dentist as "that nigger". Why does that bring a smile to your face?! Pfft... In my day I had to actually turn a page to look at porn. In a magazine! All you commenters are acting like Ice King, stop it. This is what I get for browsing All(new). More large cities needs this. Don't Dallas my Austin been there before... Dat Smell But why is he fully errec.... It has nothing to do with nationalism, and everything to do with people being forced to leave the neighborhoods they grew up in, because wealthy internationals have driven up the price of homes beyond anything that the average person can afford. I'm live in one of the most expensive cities in the worlds, and 5 to 7 percent of our downtown core sits empty, owned by foreign resident and investors who don't want to sell because they are hoping to drive up the market price. TF looks girly Making them exactly the same is a mistake, now I've got no reason to buy both right now, I'm thinking you need to watch more classic TV pls don't edit the post with your mom init How did you get here three months late, and what makes you think a build with 6300 hp on Olaf would be any good at all disapline Probably real pork too And Frankenstein was more recent than implied in this as well.....I stopped watching. Or are they creating Gengars? "He's" Good point! Wouldn't want to ruin that precious YouTube video. Mr. Mine does a particularly interesting one! Lickitung on the other hand... Oh, he knows I know. Part of the reason his porn folder is so big is because he uses it for reference. Every once in a while I'll spy a pornographic image on the living room computer and come trotting in for sexy times, only to discover he's got the easel out and every possible fuck-surface covered in pens, pencils, sharpeners, and erasers. Let us have our fun "Gain some professional experience in media" ** ** I discovered this today. Espurr lifts it's ears if you tap it Fernandez is going (to continue) to be a monster next year Yes.....I said he's average /r/ Amnesia imagine if they really used gas instead of plastic Black lucian^heh. I thought they were horrible in bf3. In the BF4 beta (That's all I've played. Waiting for PS4) they were even worse than BF3, to me. The rapist (which just autocorrected to Taoist on my phone ) was actually Buck from Far Cry 3. ... and I was making a joke in return No, I work for a sarcastic thirty-year-old who looks suspiciously like when he's angry. 1:23 -- ＼( )／ The Nexus 5 is 499 CHF (560 USD) here in Switzerland. hotties? All of them? And are they wearing makeup? I miss my '03 TL-S, metallic green, understated, fast (to me). Very comfortable. Also liked the first generation TSX, but Acura ruined that model, too. ###* * Uncle Pete sounds like a real funny guy The only mode Seriously? Aww shit. ALL FACEBOOK POSTS ARE FABRICATIONS...(except Betty, those are real! Nice job Betty! ) Oh aye... "Grand Slam" Champions at that! Well it's gonna be hard for him to eat pizza with a busted hand. Oh man the warriors are wearing their short sleeve jerseys tonight Your username You must choose. Why was there a Starburst in your belly button? Which book of Zen did you rip up a page of and roll a joint with? Relevant username? ‎ Gee, and I thought /r/Pokemon had a serious downvote problem You must've missed the cum box post It's not a big deal. # ** ** That's funny because I'm...wait a minute... ... Well...looks like I'm done with the Internet today. Ok. Maybe it's just our finely tuned eyes... I've seen things done with carrots "Redditors of reddit" Shut. Your. Whore. Mouth. And making statements like for the whole world to see causes millions of people to want to move here. Thanks rotchan. Thanks a lot. ಠ ಠ Santana At 5'2 it's not often a choice for me. Sure it does "THAT night"... Yeah, it's from that notorious scam publication, Veterinary Practice News. Nothing worse than those rampant veterinary hoaxes. WHAT THE FUCK IS IT WITH GETTING LOTS OF UPVOTES/??? WHY???? ** ** They want ***$208.00***. A closed down bride..? I'm assuming you meant bridge, but for a second I was like you rode over a BRIDE? I don't have this issue because my cable provider doesn't offer it. hey I share a birthday with gabe, cool! I wonder what that tastes like Someone's butt hurt. Just because she's sort of popular on this sub-reddit doesn't mean she can't post at all One time while lounging in bed, a well educated girlfriend of mine asked me about the operation I had that gave me that "scar". He says he is Asian (┛ )┛彡┻━┻ Wow that blood really looks like tomato paste Calem? Who is Calem? I think you mean Serena... Yeah... Because males and men and testosterone-driven protagonists. Why is this a thing? Anyone else get annoyed at the Rams uniform choice? Look like the '99 Super Bowl uniforms to me... "proved" This was a picture from before it broke >but I do wear womens underwear. I'm conflicted. You deserve an upvote but you collect downvotes As a 17yo girl i'm not sure how I feel about some of these replies. My DIY black currant and pomegranate mix! It's so light and refreshing, my usual 1 ml a day vendor habit goes to 2 ml a day when I vape my mix. That's profiling Cue the sparkle for new apps . Fuck ( ) They were at least clean tampons right? 3.3 days Good job! You can't re-marry in skyrim I'm a girl but both mine are longer... But I'm also extremely girly in every sense of the word. Interesting! I think the guy knows what case he has. Try playing fucking Jameis Reminds me Jet Black from Cowboy Bebop somehow... ** ** False! A vast majority of people aren't good enough for me. Don't fault me for having standards . Done* with PhD as of twenty years ago. FTFY. Let me know when you've read several books about each experiment or gain any knowledge about psych. You're the first person I've ever given gold to. I'm reading the broken arms thread and saw your "This is family time damnit... " comment and it made me laugh my ass off, but the thread has been archived. So I just gave it to your most recent post.  Haha, I read that and thought "Seriously? You very obviously could've said that the extra time would've altered the ship's and/or iceberg's course, preventing collision, and instead went with *the iceberg would warm up*?" It has such sights to show you That… actually made sense ( ) Yes, yes. Thank you very much . Surely he smells like r kelly's sheets How to interact properly with women Had to listen all the way through Oh wow, thanks for that. I didn't even notice that some were multiple years apart and that others were quarterly within the same year... My friend drives a 2003 pass at and it is very loud. He said it sounds like aV12 Lamborghini. He won't fix it because it is 'cool'. Why are we friends. Is that a TV in a bathtub? Good work China. We had to give them one for that shitty call earlier. ( ) I-35, you are the bane of my existance! 'Cucumber' Actually made this face: Then you can fast forward to the numbers game So.... how do you know about it was wrong? Hey... Don't I know you? I could of sworn I've seen you before Just glower from the bar. Hedgehog? I tried to give you the benefit of the doubt, but at this point it's become obvious that you're trolling. Everyone knows Neanderthals never developed a written language It's certainly cruel, but it might work. A suicide bomber would hardly worry about the threat of jail, or anything that might happen to himself / herself. But get their family involved... like I said, cruel, but it could work as a deterrent......... unless they're some kind of crazy religious zealots who don't follow logic. This actually makes fkn sense. "Tell me about the car again. Say everything you wanna say" then proceed to interrupt her as she tries to answer the question. So what's your solution? Get rid of the jews? "Science" ¯\\__( )__/¯ Ochenta (80 in Spanish ) I was 16. Coming home from a concert, a girl I liked had her head in my lap, pulled me down and kissed me! She told me later in that night on the phone she didn't like to get close to guys she kisses because she loses interest. Being so hurt I replied with, "so you're a slut then?" Hung up the phone and never spoke to her again.... "He was about to take off his fedora" Thank god she stopped him, I would have lost my sagan for sure my jimmies sure were ruse manned. It does need to pass, though I'm quite disappointed transgendered people are excluded from the bill... > I'm right handed and this happens to me There are good incest stories...? >> > ..or the even more fun, 25 hour shift read that as "fapping". Lol dude, that is fucking awesome. I broke both my front teeth doing a header over the bars when I was a kid. So I am still waiting for my second chance. Sailor Moon's head on Ash's body disturbs me greatly You know Dante stares at the wall. ( ) "Should we go through? By the way, who are you? You're really short." He grabs his axe and starts to walk through the open wall, looking over his shoulder. "You coming, my small friend? TIL “mirrors” is really easy to misread as “minors” Well that's helpful Homeschool And some women have them too. do want Anyone know the song at the end though? Anyways Charron bout to body Ars Yeah, I was kinda like... ehh, that's just an elbow patch. Wow that easy hahah thanks. I once did this, the young girl snapped at me, and the elderly lady I was actually holding the door for walked out, looking at the girl with the same look upon her face that I had. This is how I felt when, after 3 years of braces, my orthodontist says "huh, that's weird" Me (with stuff in my mouth): "waaa?" "well, you could have probably had these taken out a year ago.... at least. Well time to take 'em out now! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ " Me: ( ) Shit I saw everyone doing it... > FFS the most expensive thing to do as a Commander is to drop a fucking ATV? As a college student who has a 2011 nissan sentra, you made me rethink getting a gt500 for graduation. Thanks *I'd kill for some Banoffee Pie...* The first rule about adblock is ............. Gilchrest chest bumping the INT instead of catching it... That close I hope not many. This kind of things changes people... I still have trouble wrapping my head around people that have sex in someone else's home. Parents house that's one thing but a friend or ex? It's just so weird. Sports ** ** After reading these, I am NEVER inviting anyone over to my house. Incorrect sizes on most of the pictures I think she's saying it's okay for cows to eat human flesh. One time I threw a party and one guest got too drunk and tried to light my cat on fire I found my mom on there. Vaping Old Spice Pretty sure this means the Vikings will have another QB on the roster next week. Awkward boner. I thought I had a lot from coworkers but everyone has proven me wrong.... Horribly.. Horribly wrong. His YouTube account name is "SexyCodShots" No shit....really. I've been on NARCO for like a year for an old war injury. Had no clue it was causing my "no shits." Wish my doc mentioned that. If you can make Thin Mint Cookie happen I will love you! And finally start denying those damn Girl Scouts ..or even more fun, 49 hour shift Bears special teams this game You're forgetting something Funny thing, I was at a mall the other day and the Christmas trees were up *** *** "Whenever two planes collide in the air, it's a potential disaster for everyone involved." ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Ejaculation storm... Wat A defense with Maza, Topo Valenzuela and Hugo Ayala. Oh boy... I hope this wasn't a setup, in which case the person filming it is a cruel little prick. The cat in the bag looked like it hit its head on the walls.. but then again, I've seen my kittens do some pretty stupid shit of their own volition. You suck [ಠ_ಠ](ಠ_ಠ){ } That's not glue Good Are you sure it wasn't roofie-o? *Eat your sweetie! * When I searched for Call of Duty it was like the 6 or 7th over Not sure if NSFW ...must...look ...closer Good morning!! Oh it's a sunshiny day........! Let's check reddit. Labial .......fellation........afraid to google. Fuck it I'm going back to bed. I was told there would be a puppy here. Ugh. ಠ_ಠ sorry friend sent that to me yesterday. I'll just delete this post if I can. Sorry. Your individual deductible is also nearly $3300 lower with e ACA compliant plan. This will increase your monthly premium. Although, it doesn't make sense that your premium would be 4x higher. That is the manliest name I've ever heard.. His last name would be Magnum.. I almost read that wrong ༼ つ ༽つ-> BLOODY CREEP You're kidding . I have got to be interpreting that wrong. I had this face until I realized what you put gojira is prog metal now?... Nigga wut. Nice picture of... some intro packs... and a fatpack. Glad to see you're keeping content exciting and original. Why doesn't my thief ever find pristine ones > Outrageous! How dare they accuse Infowars of posting sensationalist titles! It weighs a gram dude, that's what my scale says. *What the...* Oliver Stone, noted historian. "That's an obvious flop right there." Backfire comes from fuel combusting in the intake, not the exhaust OP didn't even change the title That explains everything I read this in Yoda's voice. That, sir, sounds like a good argument. Until you realise that Aquaman sucks and noone wants to have Aquaman afiliated with your movie. (Oh god I just imagined Aquaman to be in the recent Batman movies ) spoken like a true mugger Well fuck. You've just ruined one of my favorite childhood fruits It's watching me Cute girl but goddamn that's an intense stare. Relax Just looked up what a kielbasa was... Whenever my mom called me "hijo de puta" I always responded, "that's you!" She replied "I KNOW". Is that seriously an acronym calibers *"DUDE THIS KID'S DEAD HAHAHAA"* ..... Legend. The swamp witch. That sounds hilarious! wow, I was entirely too distracted by to notice Tampons? Nice try, but we all know exactly what values you teach young Adolf at home ... Meanwhile other languages I wish i was one of those people who didn't get it I got a couple messages about how vaccines are going to kill us all Yeah I was going to say, op is the one who needs an immersion chiller "one" I'm waiting for a PM when I say something I mean it. No. I thought I was funny. attempted murder to instill a catholic monarch. what's... er, not to celebrate? Jeans wilder ? that's awesome camp.. 1944 is still way off... you know OOC: ... I don't even... Wat. OOC: ಠ_ಠ I saw some video explaining how all of the dollars, if folded in a certain way, would predict future events (*obviously* planned by the government ((mostly Obama))). It was saying that the new 100$ bill showed a nuclear devastation (which I believe Obama planned) and the hologram on the front (liberty bell) was symbolizing the White House alarms going off. My mom's cousin shared it. That fucking stag... OOC: I want to find every GOP member that thought Santorum or Herman Cain (?!) or Rick Perry (** **) was an acceptable candidate and didn't pay any attention to Jon Huntsman a swift kick to the groin followed by a modified Ludovico technique where they watch Huntsman talk about America's future economic might and geopolitical relevance vis a vis China and the need for energy independence. HOW DOES THIS ONLY HAVE 183 UPVOTES?! ಠಠ ಠಠ The amount of down votes on my post is too damn high!! I thought This was a place where we could discuss something. How, exactly, do you go about getting probable cause that someone has drugs in their anus? the title of the youtube video is very misleading /u/ImALadyOkay People here won't even help you by pointing to OP more clearly At least the gun model is decent ** ** Bears can fly, now? whomp whomp....reallly? thats what you really wanted? Okay, if you're looking for legit incest ( ) there is a search function. I think there were some AMAs with (allegedly) true incest couples or...or something. I mean...but...nevermind, just do what you gotta do. Theyre tough little fellas ( you can hit em with a hammer and they wont break etc. Ive seen some vids ) I believe you're right. Ewoks took out and AT-ST ... Same here. 凸﴾͡ ) I was talking to one such person from Finland and he said he joined deliberately to get a high ping. Doing it right now 凸﴾͡ )凸 Male here, this does happen. From Nvidia to ASUS Oh god why , Saw you got negative karma for this so I just wanted to attach a caveat to your comment that when we downvote people in here who are politely arguing from good faith we look like assholes I always think "Well, shit, I'm dull. I guess I'll make it a lame joke and say the interesting thing about me is that I'm not interesting? Okay, cool." And then someone else makes that joke right before my turn and I'm left with nothing. That sidearm looks suspiciously familiar. what's wrong with drinking tea? All I could think while reading those, "Yeah, that happened... " Yeah some of the better ones work pretty well, actually. Ironically, I've never been able to fit one in my pocket. You're not following your username ... Why are you in this subreddit 1 year and still no portal 2. The really annoying part is that the river is included in the base game, but you can't replace it if it gets messed up without buying the whole base set over again. <when she stands up> ( ) crafty Liam at least you waited 7 days to repost this, however on such a small sub its on like the third page OOC: Wat. I think he means the ones that are already *in the ground* > Long story short, Abrams may be responsible for taking up the knife that was thrust into the back of the core values of Star Trek - but in reality our general, mass cynicism as a whole modern society forced his hand with our own. I really like the water, but the fire ones r... feminine That is not even remotely on the same field..... Where are the macros? And what on earth is a "slow carb"? Uhh, to clarify, I play football for U of T, and once after practice, @ around 11, on my way to the subway to get back to my neighbourhood a hobo requested I donate to his cause, and I only had TTC tokens so I said "no" to which the friendly hobo replies "happy leukemia" I am so goddam happy this was finally posted! Wanted to watch it day of..... But the fucking time zones messed me up It was a pain in the ass but managed to convince my store to give me one after about 7 tries and finnally arguing with the manager to get one. Also when I tried calling Sprint International dept told me they are on 2 week backorder for freaking SIM CARDS Is... Is he retarded? Get off my case u/LinkFixerBotSnr I told you we're finished! Stop making me look bad in front of other users. 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Who are you Fuck. Does Drano really just make your shit fall off like that!? Quit pretending you are a soap maker. You are a soap melter. I actually made the face. There's a pinch method? Where have all the years gone. Yeah. A FOUR INCH GAP AT RED ROBIN. Ho hooo motherf MAN GRAVY... Think of the poor sod that TOOK THE DAMNED PHOTOGRAPH I feel like the only women that would be that close to the oval office would be members of his staff, his wife, and... his daughter... ‎ "Do I put my fingers in there?" ¡Bárbaro! Pensé que se nos había convenido a dejar de publicar *post* con titulares exagerados; eso de "Artistas" % I was once followed by mini mouse in New York City because I took a picture with him and didn't tip him. He wouldn't leave me alone beforehand unless I took a picture with him anyway.. Ah... Your shoes... But it's just as nutritious as orange pulp in orange juice. You should see a doctor Natty Mac with the missed dropped pass I know what you're talking about. I feel them. I've never felt them before.. It's amazingly screwed up that the stupidest one in this scene has Nan's face on it Gotcha, I picked up the cards and will wait and see if Indy is there when waivers clear Friday morning. I also have Zac Stacy so that could be a slight conflict of interest there I fucked my first big system, during my internship... Child pornography networks > access to unlimited teen groupies and he sleeps with a prostitute *whips scissors out* 10 gigs of ram, crossfire epicness, and windows no asks here sir Orpheus To be completely honest, I just googled " " with the intent of finding the gif of it smiling and I found... that. Hopefully he doesn't have any kids. coincidentally this episode is playing, mhhhhhhhhhm ... you say the ass first I hate it when the post office is closed on Sundays, it disables my arms and I am unable to write letters on Sunday ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) lower you swag ノ( ノ) There are good look people in every ethnicity. And ugly comes in every colour of the rainbow. "Gtx 780 Ti is love overclocking"... "language isn't logical" is a vague statement but using "purer" in reference to language isn't. ** ** I don't, but I don't see mass hysteria toward sony like I do with MS. How is it that some women look awesome hot even with no hair? Until the day you see the NSA heads frothing at the mouth, threatening google, I'm going to assume everything they say is bullshit. (ﾉ )ﾉ Because it's wrong to give money to an organs action that teaches irrational concepts, and the group is also saturated with pedophiles. That dude had a dose of 100 Grays. 5kills you within a day normally. What a shit way to die, be near siomething Arent you visage *Especially* for Lisa's wedding Poor Brits. British/European redditors are usually so even handed, especially with the USA. They would never paint all Americans (or is it Muricans?) with the same brush So I tried to check it out... and apparently my work filter has /r/Conservative blocked because it's classed as "Sex"?! Whaaaaat. Print only? Yeah, only Europeans stereotype. Good for you! You caught my exact sentiment. Americans are perfect little angels of tolerance and light Especially if it is cold I am so deprived, Haha - post the write up, please. Dude...... You could still smell it a week later!??? Go wash your ass!!! Until your floorboard fills with water from running the AC on hot days due to a lack of an in-cabin air filter coming standard. Yeah, they fucked up big time. Now its pretty much reddit Replacing one old, white, extremist with his son, another old, white extremist. Brave move there CFA. For some reason this reminded me of a weird porno I watched years ago, with clowns in it ‎ "*returns*" > careers... of children... ‎ Well that was uncalled for Reminds me of the joke were you redefine `true` and `false` using the C / M4 preprocessor, except this is built into the language... lol, my brother would always do the same thing and in Roller Coaster Tycoon he'd make rides that lead to peoples deaths and he'd pick them up and drown them. Going into my senior year of high school we had a beach trip... Last 5 minutes of it I wanted to run into the ocean. As I'm about ankle deep I hit a pothole and roll my angle... Thinking its sprained I walked on in for a week then figuring out that I completely shattered my growth plate in my left ankle. Running... Into the beach... Had a boot on for the next 8 weeks. Yes, because being an atheist suddenly makes you so smart. wut? Whaaaaa?! It's got a name?!?! ლ( ლ) Walking around my house naked and rubbing my junk on everything.....maybe I am weird Yes, bacause 40% crit damage is better than 100% Not sure if a sarcastic or serious "title". 6 months. It's purple.... first raise it ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ then lower it ノ( ノ) If my statistic was real, I'd have referenced it. I'm very sure how to feel about that... I have you tagged as "Wants to kill teen girls at mall with car". I am now seriously concerned. But it actually isn't forcing him to play Baer.. ლ( ლ) Looks pretty shooped. The other options are also new games in general that being said I get what you mean on your points. some emotion on the medic would be great, hes just all ...cheese? You.. You win.. /r/creepy But ugggghhh it's so annoying when girls bring their big purse everywhere like what is in there a brick lol so annoying right ha ha females!!! Being British and finding out that in America unless you have health insurance you'd not be able to get health care was like finding out that Americans are deprived of a basic human right. Honestly I think the American health system is appalling. Blowdrob I didn't hear the words "no homo." ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Thanks, complimenting bot! I was actually eating when I got this My eyes they hurt Oh look, this is another coworker, give karma to this account ... What? Say that again, I couldn't hear you over your irony. If you can find someone to trade Pliny or heady topper for breakfast stout. Count me in too. "found"... My thought the first playthough was "Why didn't they fucking check the connection while they were down there? You'd think they'd be all like, 'Okay, we only get one shot at this, better not fuck it up'". I never thought of that Annnnnd fuck. Does awesome, gets hurt. ‎ What? Why so low? >I thought you said nothing but prostitution *** *** I read that as Pastor Troy. *** *** Don't forget the Kin. Some people don't resell their games. I wanted one. It seemed interesting. Your dollar sign is on the wrong side of the number Your dollar sign is on the wrong side of the number On the bench where Sigi put them? "Oh yes, show me!" Hopefully it is a legitimate sword and not a 'sword'. Truly a livememe. Thanks I'll have to forget that before playing with my Mesmer again. Pues no se que le hiciste . Nice one OP, trying to increase CollageHumor's traffic flow. God help us. **‎ ** Genhis? So the "original MOBA" was a 3rd person shooter that isn't a MOBA? Huh, the more you know. Now I can't sleep incase a wild Phreak appears with that rape face Ah I love through the worm hole.. Unfortunately I got comcast recently and I don't have it .. Fuckin comcast! You were standing right by the cool automated bathroom box, weren't you? Probably a mix of neopets, nickjunior, and when I matured a bit wetpussygames. God that last one ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ What have I done /u/JuiceboxSC2 has a sick twisted mind. And I like it I want the source for it. Not drowning, per se, but drowing related. Everything I've ever done, honestly. It sucks cause at the moment in time I'm like "oh damn I'm so fucking cool" or "wow I really like doing this." Then I remember a few years later and I'm like Im outa here ┌( )┘ My mother screaming at how long it has been since my dad touched her What kind of raise Its a shame OP camera is archaic.. My spidey-sense is tingeling * (gives you this look)* what? 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I... Just... ~~ ~~ ಠ____ಠ I had a similar experience even though I don`t even drink or smoke... The psychiatrist just told me that I´m fat, so fat, then I tried to tell her about my issues but he kept telling me that I was fat... Then he tried to sell me some naturist cure. Because everyone in America is Obese You sound like my coworker.......... That first picture... ... WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK Pfft, NOPE. I was totally speaking in absolutes. I can't think of ONE situation where a woman has EVER confused friendship for love. ┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘ SHE'S UP ALL NIGHT FOR GOOD DONG ┌( )┘ ┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘ WE'RE UP ALL NIGHT TO GET DONGY ┌( )┘ your username = wat That don't actually punish or extract anything from the parties responsible, but from the taxpayers! Yay! Well just today, some guy sat at the bus stop and lit up a huge spliff. I was choked out with the smell of weed. Then he stunk the whole bus out with the smell of weed and I think he put the newly lit spliff in his pocket. Worse? This is a repost. I've seen this flat wang before **and still I clicked**. My suspicion is that there are bots among us. Haha I can barely read a book. I'm literate but it's just torture. I don't think he meant that kind of fruit....unless ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) If you press run, "can't escape!" pops up. Fuckin weed I'd steal everything. Everything. ༼ ᕤ ༽ᕤ HERETIC Somewhere a stripper saw this and had an orgasm. Actually it's rule number three. And rule number four is don't bitch about reposts. is he retarded? why? ‎ I'll take boy pussy over man cunt anyday. This is the type of comment that gets me riled up. If you're interested in having an informed view on something, anything, I don't care if you're bored or not - flipp'n watch the god damn thing and learn a little. People like you are the ill informed under educated population that makes talking about climate change, GMOs, etc. so bloody difficult. There are too many people that are simply too lazy to spend an ounce of their time to actually sit through something and learn from it. Can't be inconvenienced in the least, like your time is better spent watching an hour or more of The Real House Wives, or Duck Dynasty - but nope, can't sit down and watch a video that will allow you to make an informed decision. YOU SON OF A... don't worry about it man :) just don't let it happen again Packers, Slaves were given a place to live and food. You are opening up yourself up to a nice lawsuit. Should have seen this coming but... That white spot in the crotch better be a tag! Girls poop? His eyes are staring into my soul... I'm thinking its fake. Making a meme of this situation ლ( ლ) At first glance I thought he was biting your fingers and they were weirdly disfigured. > I don't know what you're thanking people for, those damn things are all over my facebook You must've been looking, because I didn't notice them. Wow. A lot of those are horrible. Nui 's at Kant, who is now going to jinx them. "I hope you're right." As they walk through Akumu, Kant might notice a big fancy house there, too, that looks kind of like Shink's old house if he ever went there. She leads the way to the central part though, where she and Kant live. It's also written by Ron Borges and alleges that Belichick told Hernandez to find a safe house and lay low. I don't know if it's something to be proud of or not, but what the hell. Good job man OOC: Oh man, thanks! Kind of forgot I guess. 2 years Dat price. STRICTLY COINCIDENTAL ** ** Depending on storage conditions, doesn't cotton crumble?? So, I run a no right on red on Northfield and Broadway in my boyfriends car & the only guff is a letter every now and then? Not even going to bother with this one... what the fuck is going on? Wow, if you are Christopher Bradford, it would be very cool to have you do an AMA. Don't feel offended if someone didn't recognize you. A lot of the Reddit people are into Chaos Magic and don't know much beyond Pete Carroll. Copy and paste it. ༼ ᕤ ༽ᕤ Dont you start now young man! It's basically an application that holds products that have all about 1k-10k possible configurations (lenghth, diameter, material). It got bigger than the client expected ┌( )┘ ༼ ᕤ ༽ᕤ KILL HIS NOOVA The way you say that makes me feel like you look at your crush like this: ( ) And gained the weight too ... why did I ask. Why. I have a friend (fellow science teacher) who does this when arguing....he lives in Kazakhstan.....and he's on Reddit....loves Auburn ( )...I don't suppose..... I don't understand why people thought it would be a perm ban. Also too, no one has thought that the ban was an automated process, they just automatically assume MS is evil and is trying to hide stuff .. I would say 720p until confirmed by pixel counters. ┌( )┘ I bet some people actually tried this Yep, I've been downvoted to fuck for saying we didn't deserve to lose. Pricks everywhere You're welcome> Everyone hates you until proven likeable. Use to. ** ** The black monster cock I've not played with my headset on, I imagined it would be a load of kids telling me about how good my mother was in bed. Alice in Chains? She posted twice in three hours A Seattle sports team lives within them, if they start getting more pro sports teams, non of them will ever win a championship it is the Seattle way. I don't know if I should up vote for pointing out that Tom Cruise is world class prick, or down vote for giving that world class prick more attention. He posted another video on voxel sniper twice, once to here, and once to minecraftinventions. Then he posted this different video here. Please, do a bit more research before making an argument. NO. BAD. They knew wat He never said we would be HERE I took that training my self as a DOD Contractor. Good stuff. ( ) ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Pretty sure that title belongs to slavery Don't you love it how there are more letters in the word Sherlock then there are episodes. This will get downvotes but as a chapter advisor, I am about this Hell Week you speak of. Crossing my fingers it's not my sorority. Meanwhile one of my acquaintances is spamming battle at me none of the guys are even looking at her Looks like a small porcupine in foreskin Fun fact, is a valid variable name in Javascript. Wouldn't it be funny if you alias'd a framework with that like jQuery using $. alert( ('#wtf').val()); Shutting sluts mouths? I'm watching you, small one. That link is purple.... Hold on guys, I think it's trying to communicate. ლ( ლ) What's it smell like? That hair cut.. I didn't know I had a vagina until I got my period. I can thank my parents for not telling me shit about anything! My friends weren't much help, they told me sex was when a boy peed on a girl. Yep, just got mine and was very disappointed. Paid a grand for 2 seats and don't even want to hang one up next to my tickets from last year and '07. How do you know man Ewww this gave me goosebumps In the comments "same reason I became a teacher" I really liked the ending. Ok, so I was bored and slightly curious so I kinda accidently read the whole manga (don't judge me, I'm already judging myself) and my reaction through most of it was something along the lines of why can't I stop reading this, someone please help me. However, that last page had me in tears. Just his expression and the fact that he was exclaiming 'mum!' so happily was just hilarious. Well, that and the fact that the little crybaby white school-boy turned into a mean, macho black man. (Seriously, that's gonna be hard to explain to his school). But that ending was actually worth the wtf-ness of the whole thing. 10/10 would read it again. ლ( ლ) [1:47:30 AM] D C: ;-;7 geebeast. I loved serving with you in Dongernam. I knew we had a bond ever since the first time we ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ together. And when the enemies told us to ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ), you came and said, "█▄༼ຈل͜ຈ༽▄█ yeah i work out." In the end, the only thing that really matters is ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ? CCP pls. I have a fraternal twin so we couldn't get away with much but we occasionally tricked people into thinking we were telepathic. Strangely enough many people ask if we are identical despite him being 6'2" and me being 5'7"and a woman . smart ass ** ** I.....do...... Yea white girl dig guys with big feet. 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That's what I like to think but then they rank these QBs ahead of him when the time comes. WHAT. THE. FUCK. if they really deliver I'd bother taking a pic with my name next to the box, the only thing they do to tell yo that you won is an email afterwords Tell me about it. I was livid when I heard word going around almost two years after the fact that **I** had taken advantage of **them**. This commentator is a fucking cunt. Go eat a bag of dicks asshole!! Tickling? That just sounds creepy His account is as old as his comment. Did he really sign up for reddit to say that? That's just..... Definitely. I have tiny tatas and they definitely gained some sag after having my son. So many women end up with larger ones, mine just gained more space for the same amount of tit. Yeah... "crazy." rat birds Definitely not Sexy Black pantyhose "Bantu" In Florida, they don't need to give you breaks at all. I've worked 10 hours without a break before. It's not out for PC yet.. ** ** TFW beating Oregon doesn't move you up in the polls In my opinion the dumbest thing about the thread is where the guy points out that we should have an open Canada/US border and is downvoted to hell and told that crossing the border is like robbery, and we need that border to protect Canadian culture and save the welfare state somehow. Canadian "left" nationalism at its finest &ndash; you can drive from Scotland to Moldova without crossing a controlled border, but if we dare to relax our grip on the 49th parallel it's *finis Canadia*. yes, a tcnj I-I don't think you really got the message. Thanks! Yeah, it's Sunday night and I'm tired, I just tried to read that, and my eyes were like My company gives you 7 1/2 hours of pay on your personal days, because "You'll still get a lunch on your day off" And a population of 212,303. i mean in a league of legends doujin... Umm Stop starring at the kids junk you pedo * Mine too...and I just bought it yesterday so it should already be clean aaaaand, I'm in love. You just happen to remember this from two years ago? Why was I not browsing reddit two years ago? Searched name on Destroyer of Childhood mode, Four of the first five images was gay pornography... ... I can't believe it! I lived in Spokane during some of the previous record snowfalls, but had no idea it was Obama's fault! I'm upset no one let me know prior to voting for him. Thanks, Obama. I have to ask how do white people get into these kind of Japanese fashion subcultures? I had to google Decora-chan and to my awe I found a Decora lifejournal. Words can not express how unimpressed I am with this turn of events I pray to God that you don't breed... Those VW bugs are notoriously bad for breaking down and being expensive to fix due to their unique designs. At least the Holocaust was brought to an end, but these shitty cars have been screwing people over for decades. THANKS HITLER he and his bodyguard followed her into the men's room I had a lady at a liquor store refuse to sell me alcohol once. She hadn't seen my state id before either, so she looked it up in a book. She then said they were different because my license was holographic and the book wasn't I have no freaking idea lol. I just got it out of my toy box one day and was like: ... ಠoಠ ... ಠOಠ Well you just sound like a dick... >3. No interaction with old comments. Seriously, it's weird when you go to an old vid and see great comments that seem to have lost their upvotes upthumbs and gotten buried as a result. Whatever they did was NOT the way to go about it. > you can drive from Scotland to Moldova without crossing a controlled border, but if we dare to relax our grip on the 49th parallel it's finis Canadia. ლ( ლ) ...twins *that own an awesome shower together.* I stalk him in Facebook I>Well you just sound like a dick... A little suggestion, don't mess with drag queens. They are hardened to handle pretty much anything you can throw at them. The obvious solution I've never seen a car evaporate like that before We shouldn't have to search. The mobile apps have live following info. Why can't the 360 or X1?!?! You lucky sod.... I think I have 550. Old information that's already been posted here. Also crappy site with tons of ads. Too silly? No. It's just not a good game. ಠ_ಠ it feels like any of the indie games on the 360 right now. And not any of the GOOD indie games either. Well. I'll put my bid in. My clutch died on me as I got home from the area one event on Saturday. Will cost $1800 to fix. It will take me an extra month of saving money to replace it if I don't cancel my preorder. Still haven't decided that yet. November 7th. Been posted already Yeah it's starting to make me want to go elsewhere since no one seems to be able to search or use the more or next buttons. Great. I can't even submit my complaint because I keep getting server errors. And now everybody is saying everything it's fine and it's okay to disrespect seniors... I thought you were only supposed to post *classy* pictures. I was a little worried at first.. I have those socks. That's literally just a bunch of people drinking beer in a shower I'm 27 and I have those same pajamas. Over heard a guy at 7-11 telling his kid that he would not get a ride home if he got a soda that wasn't diet. He told his son diet soda was good for you and regular soda can kill you I was banned for 3 years from a major local mall, and basically without reason. They had the police pull me over *well away from mall property*, after I had already left on my own, having received NO WARNING I had been doing anything wrong If there's any lawyers reading this, I'd like to ask you some questions. I had a phone consult with an attorney, and he blew me off, even when he was getting paid! The USA: where it's perfectly acceptable to let your kids see horror movies that are just a step shy of being snuff films, but *GOD FORBID* they see some naked breasts! Don't they want your tourist dollars? His last name is Incognito? That is *not a real name.* Did the meaning of "lol!" change without me knowing it or something? That poor father. "This video is not available in your country." "RECENT string of goals" REEEEEEEEEEEP Yes. I do believe this is an appropriate comparison Has to be the expression on his face. Props to Dallara those bumpers proved to work real well at preventing cars from being launched over the rear tires all season long. Sounds like your father had a bad experience with a goth chick before he met your mother Games are games on X1. There is no arcade anymore. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ( ) Sure, it's easy. You just take your eyes and form them into a shape. ( ) How... ( ) the thumbnail made it look like a horrible gash ! You wouldn't believe the number of people I know who actually drink raw eggs out of their own will. You appear to be whining in your own way ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) This was posted in 2008. ... That looks like a really small caterpillar. Or grab a box of diapers, rope, duct tape, olive oil, claw hammer, baby sized roasting pan, and a shovel... Currently the president of WVU? They're not pajamas, they are sweatpants ‎ I have you marked with :"got head form father" Of course! You've got ICE: Spheal, Bergmite, and... Dewgong. They didn't wear gloves. Is that you playing a bass without the E string? "Nunca pensei que meu melhor amigo fosse meter o pau em mim." ಠ_ಠ Wow stop the presses, breaking news here! I'm reading every comment in here in his voice for some reason What is this new sorcery... ლ( ლ) ლ( ლ) Considering that I don't have a computer and my mom is 10,000 miles away, your story doesn't seem plausible agh! that meatsound Maybe not that quick Oh, yea...1985 is awesome . TvTropes said that if anyone saw those two words, they would get angry, I didn't. Keyser?ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ This....scares me how old was the girl in question? ლ( ლ) Shhhh you don't want the NSA showing up at your door. They don't use oil based lube. why have i seen that before What if someone with a cat allergy used this toilet paper? The Abyss wasn't a monster movie Your joking, right? That was a horrible joke. Sorry, but downvoted Completely focused in the middle of training, forgetting where the end of the lane is, going straight into the wall I love.. most.. of it, but is there a way to hide unowned DLC from the main list? At this rate half of my songs will have a padlock before the year is out.. always blaming the black man Oh man this is gonna be a real expensive month... Scanner broke about 3 months ago and I no squat about using Illustrator the scanner though i will be buying myself one around Black Friday hopefully. ...nice > Sorry, was actually from /r/pics It puts the mayo on its bun or else it gets the grease again ‎ "to" Why'd you upload it to the gallery? I recently came into a stash of the Detroit Free Press from 11/23/63. Eerily profound and distressing nicely sums up reading the papers as if the event happened just yesterday. A copy of the Monroe (MI) Evening News lists him as the 36th President... Fat...... inflation Ah, the Walmart model I noticed it in that Best/Worst song thread too. You've got a +12 next to your name from all the upvotes I've given you, but yet someone keeps downvoting you I said truth I think "it's offensive if enough people get offended" works. How many is enough? Enough that you feel *really* uncomfortable saying what you said and you get a lot of reactions. So yeah, it's super subjective and falls under "unspoken rules" and trial and error and it's a lot of why I feel uncomfortable talking to new people IRL. ;) Yes, the Gobi desert is very wet TIL snakes have better morals than humans I am not you're father moron You should see it from a private contractors point of view. I could write this letter myself. I get NOTHING. Alright, no worries. Take your time. :) I still have to EV train 2 more Pokemon before I get to my last one. You are theorizing. That is not evidence. Stop. Just admit that your idea is a theory. That's all we want to hear in order to take you more seriously. That's a terrible idea. Most of the deleted shit is removed because it breaks the sidebar rules. Why would you want to repost in that scenario? So if they are kicked you can have bone shattered on them, not a awesome upgrade Do I ever regret going to that sub.... ** ** Yeah you have lost more than that dude get out more often. Should've traded him earlier. > to open it. They refused. Security comes, forces them to open it. It was their 6 month old baby. Punny...verrrrry punny. Yes > He would be one scary ass cop. It's interesting but will be a little difficult to look at while at work. Unfortunately that's a real car. what do I have to suck to get you to exchange can.haz.add I'm sure the NBA will review it and he will get a $50 fine on Wednesday. Case closed ** ** "Oh yes, there is definitely a place." Tanyu leads the way to the inn so they can get a room. I just read your username Well crap ... but the hard candies!? Ok I kind of unvoluntarily made myself vulnerable to this, didn't I? I miss hip fire Suddenly Earthshaker *foul* C418's one This can't be serious. Or angel ken ** ** Suicide Any TL;DRs? I don't understand I love grape Da.. zato ide sam sa ovcama/kozama u polje. Im pretty sure i said exactly the same thing as u, but i got downvoted to hell for some reason.... Cannot figure this hivemind out sometimes Eventually lol nice potatostation 4 u got there how many rams it got lol First time playing a UW deck in the mirror and have Jace, Architect of Thought out with 2 loyalty counters. Opponent also has a Jace. I tick mine up to 3, and then Detention Sphere his Jace How would *you* know? Who are? Do you live in Hawaii? No, in german it would be Why is Tierno on the cover...? I'd give up 3-400$ ATM for a good condition one of these ATM.....stupid assed cooler master and their green mx distribution agreement in the us... That seems stupid. Thanks but no thanks. Just like all other passed religions that you would be so quick to dismiss as false, your worldview will suffer the same fate (despite your apparent unlimited and completely objective thinking). ~~ ~~ ┌( )┘ the great war started because of shortage of oil It looks like he deleted everything but 7 off of his Soundcloud Hearing him not doing well in ladder, yet seeing him clearly being top 100 GM... Whyyy the fuck do I only have 12.5 hours next week? They told me I would get a *minimum* of 25 hrs/week. 12.5 isn't even worth the gas to get there. Yeah.. He doesn't quite elaborate on those statistics does he!? Hmmmm Who put my girlfriend in this comic? That's what WE said the year BEFORE last. I oppose this argument as a fellow Donger Benifits Member (DBM). I think the answer is simple, we need to know when to ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ and ノ( ノ). Raising is important, but knowing when to lower is as well. All television shows have some sort of music , imagine a "novela" without music I can't stand it! I was in the lot once when the guy was putting them on cars. The guy was wearing a University of Miami shirt... *Gently used* ** ** Oh, I'm hoping so hard that this will be the case in my astronomy class for the final grade. The teacher expects so much just to get a C! Maybe if no one gets higher than a C, everyone will get a B! A teacher with most of his class getting Cs makes the teacher look bad...? Right....??? Childhood fantasy Wut Blue buff got nerfed heavily which gave birth to the dominance of low-or-no-manacost midlaners. This was also effectively a nerf to the highest mana consuming champion in the game, also known as Anivia. I love how in the first one everyone else looks absolutely horrified but she is just like "yes! splendid" When my dad makes out with me and doesn't use tongue. T-The fuck am I reading on here? Buk dig og sig det én gang til i did not need that imagery. But nobody wants to see a ginger in a porno? How will I possibly be surprised either way since I'm finding out before the birth? I'm not being sexist. You are. It's really not You should probably go. Really? Studying sexuality and only included two gender options? ( )┌∩┐ If you see a mushroom cloud, you should skidaddle anyway. I don't know what to think anymoreლ( ლ) >Cannot figure this hivemind out sometimes Every single time. at first I was like WHAT, then I was like Our little villiage is frozen now? I blame that weird cocoa bean structure hanging there... I'm pretty sure it's sentient. Not with that username you're not DJI flight controller crashing? What? Antihistamines. I always find that the generics never work for me. fuck Seans. but not actually Netflix, Hulu and a number of channel apps. If none of those have the show I want, I torrent it. Yeah, my dad's wife's hairdryer went the way of a smoky death despite all precautions taken to the contrary AND a stepdown converter. Cue a transatlantic shopping spree at Boot's wherein yr faithful correspondent is describing hair length and quality variables through to a confused father who is then shouting them at wife who can't be bothered to come to the phone. > Your username Are you 12? I live in Wisconsin and have had out of state coworkers actually say that Wisconsin is the West Virginia of the Midwest! As we are already chatting via messages, I am from Sao Paulo and usually skate at Ibirapuera Park. If there is anyone else from SP, please send a message. Dammit now I am reminded of when I lived in Hawaii. We had a centipede in our garage and we dropped my dads gargantuan tool box on the bastard and jumped on it for a while. Thinking we were safe, we pulled it up and low and behold the thing just did the stand on it's hind legs and started to scurry away. My dad somehow got the courage to take a shovel and chop the thing up into niblets. Aaaaaand that's when you know that those things are like satan of the creepy crawlies. Soo.. why do you have a picture of Michael Brockers half naked?... My whole life is a lie. Tight is a good word to describe her What does my account age have to do with anything? Why, " " ? He promises to give you forever, but not those three words. . His family gets to make rules in your relationship? It's pedobear > Yeah. You can't see them, so it's not a major problem. Saw the title and still clicked it. This page says she's going to Milwaukee. I'm in Milwaukee... Your mom's arsehole apparently. have you ever tried lowering your pants just a bit? And I want some new armor, but you don't see me rolling on your pets ლ( ლ) I must concur, as a hawks fan, the rams have always scared me, not just this season. It's their players they just are big and scary and maybe the coach too with that look No one told me I get gold for being on "open" parties > troduplo Very impressive, will see how it holds up heat/charge wise in the coming days I guess. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Are you saying that an uncut penis leads to bullying? Where the hell do you live? Gosh, your username Please tell me this is a neatly trimmed beard and it does not include any part of your neck! I saw Haha ok, sounds good. I remember my friend raving about the show, then I watched it and was like Ask the GeekWhack moderators.... Beautiful g. Please please please tell me you didn't use the brush on the paint. If you did, the fellas over at /r/autodetailing would like to talk to you. Wut? social studies I got the strangest boner from reading this ^^help ^^me > Valve would be dissapoint Well I feel less sorry for McLeod now Armed robbery isn't cool Are you retarded? They mean the plant vegetable you moron. That's really offensive He also told me he knows more about periods than my mom, so if I have any questions I should go directly to him Thank you. Hate to be the one breaking the jokes here but I think he meant God's wrath. Sorry if this has been asked, but is the Giant Bomb pack not happening? I was going to say dead but.. Looks like the maccas on Victoria rd..... I Wish I didnt know that.... LOL, yeah. I took my wife to a Bill Frisell concert recently and at the beginning she was looking at me like (he was doing some dissonant experimental non-rhythmic stuff), thankfully by the end she was won over. My boyfriend chose my username for me based on an inside joke. I feel but loved. And then getting the, "Why are you offended, you don't even believe in hell" excuse. played with him last night Vive* What if the life we know is not real-life and we're just being controlled like video game characters? 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His dad had died exactly one year before, and him and his mother were talking about it. As we drove, we pass a building with the name of the company on it being Siemens. I started snickering because I was twelve and Siemens is a funny name. They just looked at me like . that cat likely pissed in those boots Dude... There's flesh under there too Hah I'll have to be on the lookout. I can't go back. As soon as I raise my carbs to more than 35-40 grams a day, my migraines start back up. And to think, all those years I suffered, and it was just the god damned chocolate chip cookies, It's educational ┌( )┘ After going on a few dates, asked her what's up and received a text back "getting ready for a date tonight" wut [ ] **FastCarsShootinStars** *2 days ago* You let your 8 yo play GTA V? You do know that the bible says you're not suppose to have Christmas tree and warns against celebrating the Holliday that they later stole from pagans? It literally says do not bring a tree into your home during that period because it's the celebration of a different religion. >> > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm looking forward to Wastland 2. Fallout was a spiritual successor to Wasteland because EA wouldn't give up the title to the creators who latter became Interplay. Interplay help found Black Isle which became BioWare and lost the rights to Fallout to Bethesda so now they are back as inXile Entertainment making Wastland 2 and Torment. I don't want them to rush but honestly the anticipation is killing me. Brian Fargo has always been an innovative guy but he also has a record of sorta running companies into the ground. He helped kickstart OUYA and we all know how "great" that was... We also know how "great" the Bard's Tale Remake was... Tagged as "~ ┌( )┘ ~" Indians? Thanks for letting me watch this on my tablet. My 7th grade teacher had all of the girls in the front of the room and sat on their desks. "You're Hispanic, shouldn't you be a democrat?" 1" scar on my cheek. When I was a toddler I scratched myself with my fingernail. I was also baffled by the announcer saying "Griffin gets hit hard" then you see Ibaka getting all ball and his arm barely falling onto Griffin. I pursued it, lets just says it's Too soon. ( ) Quién votaría por un loco como este? That's the ugliest mermaid I've ever seen. You can only absorb do much ice cream through hr mouth, ultimately you need to resort to alternate means Wouldn't a 4 stock game have gotten the idea across? Are you the only one *this that this*? Probably I've been wondering what happened to subway's Jared. Fred Meyer ad? And a cheese grater/lemon spritzer thing what failure? wait you are not the guy with the sona coustume from gamescom right Mammals don't have 4 legs "How did we do?" That "I'm" In the exam room the doctor felt my balls and asked where and how it was hurting and then ordered an ultrasound. The ultrasound revealed that I had a cyst in my right ball. I wish it was bullshit honestly because I still cringe thinking about it. Back to the petty theft. 30 years . Does that add up in your mind? Is that justice? ಠ_ಠ I had a long layover in Zurich and they wouldn't let me leave the airport I was going to buy that stuff til I realized 12lbs is only 16 servings. Ahoy protein shits A good night kiss. I swear it wasn't me, although that area is practically my backyard. And believe it or not, I wasn't surprised at all of the location. Upvoted because there is someone out there for all of us ! 8==> c==8 8==> c==8 " " Bien pendejo el que crea esta basura, evidentemente es una montaje; en cambio, todo el país vio en cadena nacional al yerno galáctico-cachúo del Arreaza aprobando 300.000.000 de US$ para comprar lavadoras y quizás algún vibrador para la ninfómana de la esposita y la cuñadita So basically what you're saying is that there's no way possible that a doctor would order an ultrasound for testicular pain? Google the shit...it happens. I also had to take a urine and blood test because they were concerned I might have had something called epididymitis. The ultra sound was to make sure I didn't have something blocked but I can't remember what they said that was actually called but I clearly remember them saying if that was the case it required emergency surgery to save the testicle. I couldn't give a shit less about karma and I feel like I've got plenty of that anyways. I don't understand you people who gotta try to make everything on Reddit suck simply because you can't believe it. Same as those annoying fucks who scream "SHOPPED" on every picture ever. This is *very* infuriating That's not flour Why the downvotes? Read that as minors and was like Wouldn't it be so much so much simpler if the Prime Minister could just decide everything? I mean has anyone looked at the expense accounts of the premiers? Perhaps they're just an inefficiency created by our fusty old constitution. I mean, *I* didn't vote for the premier of Alberta so... Does anyone else think that i nailed it and am doing it right? Have an upvote. AND MY AXE! This kills the axe meme. To the front page with you! This. Wow. I don't believe I made to the front page! I'd like to thank god. There's no proof that fairies don't exist either - do you believe in them too? Carl Sagan said it best [Carl.jpg] Repost Not sure if Repost or haven't seen it before [fry.jpg]. If it's a Repost, just use the downvote button! IDIOT! That's what they are their for. I hate being this guy, but you used the wrong 'there'. Irony. Came here to post this. That is NOT irony! Look it up FFS! It's shit like this. Absolutely agree with Sagan. Fuck everything about this! Fuck all the things!!! No, that's an object, I think you mean Rings. No, that's a band of metal, I think you mean Sings. C-C-C-Combo Breaker!! In Soviet Russia things fuck you. go on... That post was almost as bad as Justin Bieber and Rebecca black combined. Louis CK hit the nail on the head with this one [Louis.jpg] Stop posting pics of Louis CK with text! He would hate it! He should have posted in [1] r/only10subscribers anyway. Neither, Chuck Tesla. You got that from /b/ And /b/ got it from Reddit. Nice try, M. Night Shyamalanan. Your spelling is wrong. I quit life. AND MY AXE! Another LOTR reference! This thread helps my OCD. This doesn't mean you have OCD! It just means your PARTICULAR!!@! This is what OCD is like: [vid] Wadsworth constant applies. Was expecting to read that and will not leave disappointed. My SO made me an axe for my birthday. Awesome or disappointing? Guythatsaysmyaxe: AND MY AXE! Upvote for relevant username. Member for 4 years! Your day has come! Member for 4 years and only one post - You can't explain that. [BillOReilly.jpg] Good Guy Greg Upvotes relevant username. Scumbag Steve Downvotes relevant usernames. One downvote? SBS is a Hipster. Steve! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU* You just edited your post! Hey everybody! This guys a PHONY! A BIG FAT PHONY! This is why we can't have nice things! I'll just be over here then. [sadkeanu.jpg] Forever Alone. Have an upboat. I wish I had more upvotes to give. Wait...is that a spider in the right hand corner? ENHANCE. Someone setup a GUI interface using visual basic. NOPE NOPE NOPE!! [spiderenhanced.jpg] Kill it with fire! Hey Guys, my girlfriend thinks she's [f]at, can you talk some sense into her? [size0model.jpg] Pic is down. Is she...Over 9000?? 9000kg girlfriend? That brings new meaning to....a tonne of fun. Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! To help everyone out - 9000 kilograms = 19 841.6036 pounds How I feel when someone posts "Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" before me [gif]. No one cares how you feel on an internet site. This is not your internet site! There are millions of visitors and they all like different things. I think this Youtube comment said it best [screengrab.jpg]. Nothing has not happened more than that didn't happen. Yeah, I can tell by the pixels. TIL about pixels from a tv show and posted a Wiki article on it. What the actual fuck!! Look how stupid my friends on facebook are. They know nothing about pixels. [screengrab.jpg] AMA Request: That guy on facebook!! Would anyone be interested in a AMA from that guy on facebook? FFS! Just ask them and if people are interested they will ask questions!!!! Okay. [okayrageface.jpg] Look at my cat in a hat - I rescued it from my neighbour's backyard [meholdingcatnexttomyface.jpg]. I want that hat! Shutupandtakemymoney I don't have a cat to pimp for cakeday karma, so here's an elderly person I know. Happy Cakeday! Am I the only one that hates cats? Yes. You are a unique snowflake. Yes. You are a unique pancake. Yes. You are a unique toothache. Y U NO like cats? huh? Next person that posts 'huh?' gets a visit from this guy. [fatguybeingsick.jpg] I don't even... That's it, the internet is officially over. That's enough internet for today. I'm out. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ Hi r/sex, I'm just wondering if it's normal if you get an erection while licking a table. Of course. Anyone who doesn't like it is a victim of society and is homophobic. (285 upvotes) I'm a cop and love to lick tables. Police abusing cooperating table [vid] That table gotta lawyer up! Lawyer up, hit the gym and delete facebook. Fuck the police. Whoa, we got a badass over here! I love the police. You are the 1%. I don't want to live on this planet anymore. If you hate this planet...Does that mean you've been to another? [philosoraptor.jpg] Imgur mirror [1] Urgh. Is there a Reddit for grownups? These memes are getting sad. C'mon. It was funny! I laughed so hard I spat coffee on my keyboard. I laughed so hard I almost woke my roommate and dog up. In Australia you wake your roommate and dog down. I told my Australian roommate I quit facebook. This was his reaction [gif] This is what Cleverbot has to say about facebook. [screengrab.jpg] I copied what Cleverbot said and said it back to Cleverbot. [screengrab.jpg] Yo dawg, I herd you like Cleverbot so we spoke to Cleverbot with Cleverbot so you read Cleverbot while Cleverbot talks to Cleverbot.. We must go deeper.... That's what she said. I don't always go deeper, but when I do it's in your mother. [interestingman.jpg] Why? Did you break your arms? Not this again... every thread! Someone always says every thread! TL;DR - Comment was unclear, text stuck in fan. Can't tell if or not. I'm getting out of here He found me. Seriously, Pulse99, don't surprise me like that when I'm on the porcelain throne! Got a new console. Had to replace HDD out of the box. "Success story". He took it to exactly what it sounds like. " " But... but... what about Strava? I'd be fired if I did any of this in my dept. There was a towel covering my dick for "privacy" I guess. Don't know why privacy is really a concern once your nuts are on display but whatever. She knew because I suddenly grabbed the town and squeezed it around my dick...I told her it felt like I was pissing myself thinking/hoping just maybe she'd say that was a normal sensation. She knew because of the "pumping" your balls do during ejaculation and all of that. 8====כ ~ ~ ~ > or get a bailout marihuana ? Sure, your "friend"... Goddammit. And sheep That actually makes me cringe, I'd hope he clean the ball after to make it perfectly round I totally get where OP is coming from - and the friend part is totally plausible. I broke up with my SO because all we had in common was our love of sex. Roommates' collective response: I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic or not. If you are, then :P. If not, then . Did I ever say that people shouldn't be self-sufficient? I did not. I said they should adapt to changing market conditions. Retaining knowledge that everyone (from a prepper's point of view) should have is simply assumed from the get-go. There is such a thing as knowing how to do more than one thing. No one says that I can't have a degree in computer science with a minor in network security, and also know how to slaughter a pig, grow a crop of corn, and mend a fence. Specialization is for insects. Dude! Better rename the post or something!! You obviously dont get why i put it on the Portal subreddit > I broke up with my SO because all we had in common was our love of sex. Roommates' collective response: Looking over at George W. Bush > . . . ಠ◡ಠ Oh for gods sake......I try to be original and someone ALWAYS beats me!!!!! Kudos. All the waisted years ( ) 8==> c==8 8==> c==8 ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ ಠ Even Panties? This was uncomfortably long Hard We don't have these conversations in church ? "if you've got one of those high-end sets, they automatically upconvert video signals -- **so the games will still look really, really good.**" ... It's WORLD WAR Z.. Quick someone grab the a syringe of lethal yet curable diseases looks like a chicken embryo..... "Skapa opinion" Genom att tvinga bort dom Some needs to make sure he is I wonder how much Andy Kaufman had to pay for that Rob Ford suit? what the actual, literal fuck... sold! but if I have too much of your dignity, I won't be able to complete some of my daily tasks..... Brainfart on my part. Of course! OOC: NO! In only commenting so I can check back to see what's in the safe. Don't disappoint us OP! WHY IS EVERYBODY SCREAMING?!?!? This must mean he's releasing an album soon... Lucky you. She pays her half. My dad normally "loses his wallet" when we go out to at. My husband and I have just accepted we pay when we see him and skip the awkward lies. Last time we ate with him and his wife we got a surprise. "What are you doing?" As he takes the bill out of my husband's hand, "you know you never have to pay when you're with me." Yes. Because it wasn't a joke at all. I totally don't realize it's a drawing and not a dumb filter on a real picture. Me. Please don't bring Tara Reid into this. Go canada! Ffs . I generally look poorly upon morbidly obese folks. Ill be honest, it ticks me off. Don't even get me started on the ones that ask me to fill out a mound of paperwork for their "I'm too damn fat to support myself anymore" electric wheelchair. Oh. That makes a lot more sense. I clearly can not read. Second time that happened today. Dude, I'm eaing right now I think you need to look up what a girl is, if he is preparing that This makes absolutely no sense But do you like land whales? Fat chicks are still chicks. But land whales... Tagged for being and overly critical bag of monkey dicks.... Fuck, man. All of what just went through my brain was amazing. Anyone remember the one in that Chateau that turned out to be a beefy bodybuilder? I guess that makes sense, lol. One thing us addicts always are is damn predictable. Is there anything similar to correct my hips tilting forward? I'm 10st and skinny, yet my posture gives me a belly when I stand relaxed So aside from all the rituals, wasting half sunday and all, they have to pay? But.... it's *green* ** ** New York City isn't Gotham. What the hell? That just went dark fast... We'll I'm an engineer at a polytechnic institute that's 70% guys you figure my chances would be higher Where did you get that esc key? The first game is starting now...at 1:30 Play giant games of chess with living pieces and parading around their collection of struggling entertainers like pets. That there is life beyond our planet. Some place. Oxidizing chemical with sugar... potassium nitrate. Smoke bomb: In free fall, you don't fall, but the ground shakes and the background moves up This wasn't sex per say, but I was once hired as a joke to wear a bear suit at a huge bachelorette party. I made about 800 bucks in total. 400 in tips, and 200 accompanied with a apology the next day for "my tolerance of lonely drunk middle aged women". I think the only reason I made it out alive, and without being raped, was because the real stripper showed up. Poor guy never saw it coming, I doubt he made it out alive. There must have been 200 women there. I'm 5'2 and I would love that car. And to think, I've been flushing it down the toilet this whole time. I'm like a natural money factory. I can't play it because of the insane ping I'm getting. Around a 1000 ms and 74% packet loss. I dont have the PC version i have the other two but what do you mean by this i dont understand it. novice06 no longer exists either Plot twist: OPs significant other browses /r/personalfinance, they're divorcing, and (s)he's trying to see where they stash their funds. well... isn't her dress welded on her? *kapit lang* It's no big deal, at least the game itself runs well... That sounds suspiciously More like a Compromise than a veto. That plane could / should have crashed because you had a portable electronic device on. Shame on you! Twice! And some how my iPad turned 'Where' to 'we're'. I guess I make the distinction between immigrants, and illegals. I have a heart tattoo as well, mind you, I'm a guy, and it's the care bear logo on my butt cheak. I'm sure you will enjoy yours a lot more. Denver, midwest? Looks like a scale model in the picture They glasses are to clean too. No fingerprints, water spots, eyelash oils, etc. I'm constantly cleaning my glasses. ‎ I'm not sure if I should participate, I'd be scared of receiving a "gift" from a Redditor. Especially from that one dude who keeps a cumbox. And as a 17 year old yeah because everybody can have a house like that if you just work hard enough. I remember when we had to shrink the screen size for the original Doom to run smoothly on my friend's 386 because it couldn't handle rendering the whole 320x200.. Funny thing, with OS X Mavericks you literally can download more RAM now Not as NSFW as this one picture by Slugbox. ..... ....... At least it would make some sense. Slim pickings for 14 year olds. Urethra... Take no shame in being a bandwagon fan. unless indoctrinated at birth, winning seasons are when most fans are made. What you dont want to be is a fair-weather-"fan". If you dont want to suffer with us, leave and never come back How do you know it's bald? He may just receding! Be more considerate hmmmmmm, if you say so ‎ Throw it out the airlock commander! ಠ ಠ And now you just reminded me that Jim Davidson exists. Thanks Well you have my vote more than he has your vote ‎ You'd involve your children? "Oh no! Don't poop in there!" Mine is bad enough I was told eye surgery could only fix roughly half. Do you have anything with feet? i first though you were joking and then saw your nickname I don't know who either of those people are, but I know how to discover that you've only been a redditor for four months.... The guys face: Wat? Don't hold out on us Really disappointing year, seemed to revolve around Eastenders, One Direction, Jedward and musicals oh fucking joy... Hearing Nickelback on the Foo Fighters station Heh.. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Well....... Why? Are you a footcist or something? *cracks knuckles* Please move along, nothing to see here people..... Tanyu 's at Snakey as they head off. "Alright, let's go get 'em and kill them all and then we'll have another party later tonight!" :3 That's how I look whenever I try to do winged eyeliner. I've given up Weird hair, I wonder how she... I used to work at Spencer's and I can't tell you how many times I had to take "titty money". I'm sorry, but keeping your money between your sweaty breasts and your bra is unsanitary and unacceptable. That sound just disgusting They might have killed half my family, but they make a mean sausage and good beer. Avatar Roku had a dragon named Fang. My mother I find your choosing to throw away an account named "yay_nutella" blasphemous Google+ happened... Yeah, I highly doubt people from the deep south would be interested in a show focused on high performance automobiles. Orgy Chem Gojira, tyr, ensiferum and black sabbath sweg \ / ^^This. I remember seeing a video on tokin daily at a cup/convention somewhere and a dude won this sweet ass bong. Wouldn't even get off his phone or thank the guy who handed it to him 9% said they would have sex with a robot "Sand people" Many people lashed out over the "toxic community" comments, then they go on to prove them. Oh reddit. Not sure if serious...or... even grew a tiny penis .. (...The navigator took my clothes? All of them? What's he going to do with woman's clothing? ) Omg, this is so true. Do you plan on sharing me with your dog, because that's a red flag for me? Did her jaw unhinge, because that's usually a red flag? You forgot to say attractive women, now it's too late, the bowl has been prepared. You might want to plug your nose. And for the record, it might go better if you close your eyes and try to pretend their giant grill cheese sandwiches. Dog the Bounty Hunter. I hate him so much, I just want to punch him every time he gets preachy, and I think he sums up everything wrong with white trash, but i can't change the channel. Nice filter... I thought that said "anal inversion". That's an image I'll have to live with forever Slowly killing the environment and no one's giving a rat's ass about it. Don't worry, the 3 hasn't gotten it yet either. But she will never get tired if putting a mouth guard in This is appalling. I'd really like to know how you are punishing him, you seem to have left that out ( ) Accidentally cutting the flesh that joins finger and nail. First post nets over 1k karma ‎ like this? ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ mistery thing Not to nitpick here but saying it is 'impossible' is going a little far. It's highly unlikely because of all the things you mentioned but not impossible. Anything you can do to compromise all the redundant storage and offline backups would result in a loss of data. At each location you could have nukes, lithium fires, rogue sysadmins putting their own images of data on the online storage while deleting all shadow copies and burning the tapes ( ) like wild Indians, manufacturers of their storage putting remote/time delay failure mechanisms on the drives, etc. A few? More like a metric ass ton but he can still hear them That makes sense. My reading comprehension level just decreased. And replaced with a *Ju-Ju* bar. "It attaches silk to its prey and sets it free. Later, it tracks the silk to the prey and its friends." Sorry to tell you but it's true . Your comics really suck. They are messed up You must be truly representative of the entire community of Graves players and accurately depict his power level over 11 games. You have a way with words there My Katana .... Hand wrap ?? 'cause no one told you. why didn't you ask? "Don't let Stanford beat you twice." Saved me so much time in middle school!... . Nearly most Muslim prayer stars. oh dont you worry Just as good as a good PC? I- in?.... Oh. As for crap games, Loco Cycle will be available Day One. It's all curvy and shit > burning the tapes ( ) like wild Indians You might have split personality disorder. Now that we agree on. 2:51 peen shot. Now, if some of them would colonize us already... You don't care if someone shakes their penis at a picture of you? ^ Standing for re-election in Oct 2014 What is that? Xcom Let me get something straight. Chris Lee, the ref that's usually strongly biased towards whichever team the Habs are playing, called the "phantom high stick to the face of Subban" penalty from way across the ice while another ref was nearby. Is that right ? You should go. It will be easier in the years to come, many things will unravel the world as we know it. I feel it, the quantum theory is the key behind it all, the more we become better at understanding its mysteries the better we will master everything in our reality .. I'm beyond disappointed with Sams club. I paid for express shipping for Friday delivery as well, won't get it until Monday. I can't believe they actually shipped it with only that plastic wrap wtf. ლ( ლ) Yeah you're definitely right. It's MUCH better to have everyone REMEMBER you lost You have a tub next to your bed? This may be way to obscure or strange for this subreddit but halfway through I couldn't help but hear this being read by freaky Fred from courage the cowardly dog. That's in wyandotte! Cause there's nothing like finding your picture somewhere you didn't post that link I did say that her ulti does needed to be nerfed It's posture makes it almost look like a human All I could think is "Nike's really pushing their Soccerline hard now" Like this On your way up, please stop at NSC in Yankton for an evaluation.... Girl I asked out rejected me, her sister developed feelings for me, girl told her sister she couldn't go out with me because she liked me first (buuuuut rejected me) If...What would he be dewing to get rid of all that? I was going to upvote you but then I thought... what were they doing on Bing? ( ) No irony in using the word evolved. AT ALL? Well that isn't a no............ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) "Flood of support" "betrays your complete lack of knowledge" Yea, I was agreeing, I'm not sure I want to know what was realy going on OP? Ich habe ein iPhone,hab damals 0,79 Cent bezahlt und habe jetzt eine lizens die lebenslang gültigkeit hat I'd love to hear the conversation with Sony when you call telling them you want the name Taliban Dan to be your main account... The fuck is going on with that hand? The one on the right. The more you look, the more warped it becomes. How do you curl yours? I know wax is involved but I just can't get mine to do that Yeah, just had to wade through tonnes of shovelware to find the gems I ended up with some 30-40 Wii games that are what I consider must-haves. Prove it Probably the only positive thing about not having a mirror in front of the squat rack at my gym. I can ignore the "I can feel your gaze" thing, but accidental eye contact in the mirror.... Did he... get launched out of the ROOF?! Wtf I would recommend reading the reviews on Loco Cycle before spending any money on it. From what I played at Area One it is garbage. Loco Cycle: .5 I didn't even know they had that many questions... I've played it.... It's not worth $5. I'll bet it will be one of the first games with gold for the X1. You could hire a man whore in a teddy bear suit? Because I can't figure out why I should give a crap. My ex girlfriend sent me a text thinking she had sent it to her best friend saying "haha I have to poop" wonderful. Yes, thank you. what else even close to that shape could be considered "NSFW" material anyways? boobs? (‎ ) Trick question. "Really. Because everyone says I look like her. Hope *I'm* not too 'basic' for you." I live in Hawaii. It's always summer I can lend you my stick 53 pictures?! I'm so not going to read that or else my head will explode I'm in the US and I've been streaming Atlantis all morning. If you have an Amazon Prime account, you can use their streaming service. It's cheaper than netflix (although they make you pay by the year ) Cool just checking. Im afraid to handle my pleco like that, not for any normal reason but because i had a nightmare, that i woke up to it eating my hand ‎ What? U think servers are free? Your dollar sign is on the wrong side of the number Your dollar sign is on the wrong side of the number too Now I officially know I have less game than a door. One of my ancestors was a McCoy. What the fuck.... ლ( ლ) [](/lyrabrows "This is how the dating sims end") I looked at the formatting thing on the bottom but it doesn't say much about anything ლ( ლ) ‎ I live in denmark an we had first aid class in school last week I was a department manager, I hooked up with the store manager. Now we're married. Advice mallard was right A month or two to fix marital problems in a marriage that has spanned over 20 years . So you're asking if you can get a fake service animal certification just so you can have a pet in a no-pets-allowed apartment? Google translate says so... Well.. He did fondle pre-pubescent girls, under the guise of tickling.. Hell I can't even get into a match at all I was visiting my friend in Hollywood and I saw a guy standing in the middle a busy road urinating. It seemed strange to me, but my friend who lives their told me it was nothing. ** ** ** ** I like how when CL asks if the new album is coming out, and Bom just goes, "hmm... NOBODY KNOWS ." OOC: WTF ARE YOU DOING UP Your wallet? Nice try, Burger King Penetac >No. No it didn't "We'll get him drunk and tell him Snakey ran away!" YES I completely forgot that paying cash was still an option for ordering pizza. And a short time after that, they censored the character needlessly That made no sense.... controll yourself As an Eagles fan I never win whenever the giants and patriots play Must be the same guy with the damaged tank that takes off as soon as I start repairs this kind of stuff should be in some personal messages . But please, continue, I wanna know where this ends You never know... Wat... bomb recipes OOC: Caffeine does weird things to me... Absolutely. I prefer to find out that someone is only interested in me because of my 'exotic' appearance, in a first message, rather than have them tell me on a first date (which has happened in the past). Especially if they have fibbed about shared interests in order to get me out on that date.^^^ By going to my friends house for "Study Sessions" and for "Projects". Yes I have to lie. Stella bought out anheuser busch, not the other way around Reminds me of this time where this bully person thought it was a good idea to latch on to my back at the deep end of the pool in 4th grade or something. I was submerged for a good 30-45 seconds, in complete panic because it was physically impossible for me to get up. When I started yelling at him in tears after he let me go, and explained to the teacher, she just said I shouldn't blame others for being scared of the deep end Why would David Kim think that one problem with PvT is that the oracle is too slow? Yeah I got drunk once. It was my first time and I was feeling a wee bit dizzy. My mate asks me if I'm gonna be sick. I'm not so I say no, then promptly upchuck on the floor Because religion should be the default. So much Please tell me they all fixed? If they are really successful, then you ask just how much the safety of their family is worth. I call bullshit on this. Yes, so sick of it. Hey, who here has a paypal account and would like a cut of the millions of dollars that I will soon inherit? I just need a down payment for the legal fees, so I might file the paperwork. That link was purple 88 This is the reason I don't like rob ford. It not even about the crack itself, it's that he is lowering the standards for the office, and turning it into a twisted little game. I don't want politicians that are like that of the United States. I would argue that even people living in the US don't want politicians like that. Yeah....the good old crossbow prank Back in your dad?! Redd's strawberry apple ale anyone? ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ಠ_ಠ What makes things is more awesome is that the bible specifically refers this, and tells Christians that it's a sin against god to bring a tree into your home and decorate it with silver and gold. Seriously. Makes desperate underage girl blow him for a grade. Only gives her a D Thanks guys. I was getting pissed cuz of that golden door, 5-6 capras plus fire spitting rock dudes, a Taurus demon and some giant worm. Just to find out I can't open it And I thought, I had it bad! I have a relevant story! My friends planned a surprise party for me. They sent out a facebook invite with specific instructions for everybody to bring funny hats (?) and surprise me at this local bar. Then one of them accidentally invited me to the facebook event. Are those undies on the ground? Your wife, but not you? "...what makeup?" And that motherfucking onside kick when you were up 17-7 in the first quarter... Lol, what?! Is that meant to be an "Adam's apple" in that second one? Wait that's not how it's done??? You should stop resting your head in your palm and uncross your legs ...from Santa? ( ) ( )>⌐■-■ That 1st -> 2nd gear ratio DON'T LOOK AT ME, YOU FSU PLEB. GET BACK TO SCRUBBING THE FLOORS. thanks for posting this commercial. I'm really glad I watched this commercial. What an entertaining commercial. I don't get the last one, "tuck it for you..." It's worth WAY more than Silver on Reddit! Erandur: "I can't believe you do that on purpose. " Those comments That was my favorite sword to but when made the nights edge i wanted to find another but i dont done use the new one i found. :) Not relevant to the thread but I always seem to read your username as bonergrease Galloning is the dumbest shit. I don't work anywhere that sells milk or juice, but the gods be with some stupid fuck that tries it while I'm a customer in another store. I will rip them up one side and down the other. Nope, everything seems to be working as intended. No bug that I can see Dr Grant.. ** ** 5th grade but I first watched porn when I was 6 anasthetics ftw..... I had an average childhood When we die. Oh wait... Yeah if you wanna be a creep As people have correctly pointed out, **I got this off George Watsky's instagram**, I'm just a fucking noob on reddit and have no idea how to add some sort of description from Alien Blue. Removing your triple post. And puck wings for a rare? What is up with her eyes...? My Pokemon Trainer from Pokemon Y. I am now a convicted sex offender. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Well, go on. Share the fucking reference already! She probably plugged it in to USB hub or low amp USB charger - not that "designed" for iPad. It won't charge in this case Ya, that'll work. How about we cut the pay of the upper executives? Um, wait hang on, was that from little me?? TIL Soccer Bowl. Yeah I have a sinking feeling this is about me. ever since I was little, I want to hurt myself when I get upset, and I would scratch my arms and pull my hair. Idk why. o_o maybe just a coincidence, but Samara isn't a popular name... TIL Carl Louis Sagan AMA [10]. What This is a graph of how many times 'bing' was searched on Google. Scraping ice off your car window. OP! I NEED a wallpaper version of this. (‎ ) God I worry about this generation. Did he put his pen in it's... Your company just made you switch to the ribbon? Penises. Everywhere. Just go to your favourite sports bar and ask them to change the channel. I'm not sure I can excuse going all the way to Australia for Kenny. Plus, I've been an entertainer for wonderland, Disney and Royal Caribbean, so I think I've had my fill of giant mutant characters. Sauce you slut Must... Snuggle... You ლ( ლ) No clacky? all my friends at sesh's would always forget to put it back in so I gave that up a while ago just gonna downvote a man because his home team beat yours? Did you just quote Professor Farnsworth? A bug, I was sleeping and the little fucker managed to get inside my ear even the thumbnail looks like a face of disapproval ( ) ( )>⌐■-■ Why don't you have Windows 8.1? Anybody working on translations for Lady? My curiosity's intense Asumizu ponders at the fact that a demon keeps his brother sane. >.> He then looks to Kai's arm. "Someone had to do it, and it looked as though I was about the only one around that was available." he says thinking of someone. Your dollar sign is on the wrong side of the number Wtf did I just read Twilight is all like "man these powers are bitching" then she has to do crap tons of work and is like "damn this sucks" and then her friends are all like "twilight we never see you :( (in reality they just want her power)" so twilight is like "I'm sorry but I cant be a princess cause I'm lazy/have friends" so celestia is like " fine" and hasbro rolls around in giant piles of money. sure wish I didn't have to pay for it again Well, it certainly brings you to feel more "physical". Remember there was another experiment someone did where viewing cute things caused people to want to "squeeze" things more? They gave control groups a bunch of those poppable packaging sheets and showed them cute vs normal flashing pictures. Then they noticed that those who saw the cuter image sets tended to pop their bubbles more. So yes, cute things tend to arouse you more.....I just sure as hell hope you aren't talking about sexual arousal here cuz that's just wrong. TIL 10-2=7 It's been out of control for a long, long time now Even worse when they're singing and dancing to the song in the opening cut-scene except you place your braces wrong I just barely noticed this driving the cheetah the other day. Did a complete stop and thought, wait, is that a spoiler on a spoiler. oh well and continued on. Metzger... Uhm... Metzger is German for "butcher". Just FYI. I'm sitting here wondering the necessity of that opening narration. And I can't imagine anyone getting wooed by anyone who talks or types like that in casual conversation. It's all very cute until kitty decides to pee on your laptop... Professors seem to rank "my cat peed on my laptop" alongside "my dog ate my homework" And just as much un-Zangief. are you fantasizing about him doing that to you, bigboy65? What the fuck is that 3rd word? Also, . Yes. And they are purple for me ლ( ლ) You'd look far more innocent without the paladin insignia caught in your teeth. This has happened before No... It's far, far worse And it expresses the emotion of Why were you searching for cargo shorts? Linking to yourself in the same thread? " " It's not funny, never had been, and never will be. Unfortunately I must be the only who thinks that, since it's pretty much a free ticket to get 5,000 upvotes, the same as saying some dumbass overused comment like "Nope nope nope" or "What the actual fuck?" What a rebel ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) THANK YOU TO EVERYONE THAT OFFERED TO ADOPT HER! The kitten's owners have claimed her! They saw one of my flyers on their way home from work! Strange though.. Her owner saw she had escaped yesterday but then went to stay at her mum's house last night - she didn't seem to think it was a big deal for her un-micro-chipped, sexed kitten to be out in a 1ºC night in an area next to a main road THANK YOU TO EVERYONE THAT OFFERED TO ADOPT HER! The kitten's owners have claimed her! They saw one of my flyers on their way home from work! Strange though.. Her owner saw she had escaped yesterday but then went to stay at her mum's house last night - she didn't seem to think it was a big deal for her un-micro-chipped, sexed kitten to be out in a 1ºC night in an area next to a main road Which one of you assholes asked for the paradise van... ‎ And it will happen again You'd probably remember, I'll never forget This is satire people Ooohhhhh because you're 28! Happy birthday! But now I'm not going to flirt with you. You know what you did Almost always works, but not every time. I'm from WA, and tried to buy some tobacco one time in the middle of nowhere Nebraska. I have one of those enhanced drivers licenses with the chip that lets you into Canada, but they're relatively new. Guy behind the counter says my ID is fake, he knows what Washington IDs look like cause he went to school there 5 years ago, and there's no such thing as an enhanced license. Haha sorry. Typing on an iPad Mini can be difficult But they are always wondering how you know so much about *astrology* Yeah.. Shaving is the way to go at that age. It just looked like pubes. Died Hard Klatschpappen in Wembley hueueueueueueue so funny That's totally amazeballs! My College used to have something like that, where students could actually use the public buses for free. It was a sweet deal )as it came with tuition) until my Uni got rid of it and still raised tuition. What's up with the anal gland juice? Please tell me how can I get back to my previous self after clicking most of the links here. Mercator... I call the one guy in the uppermost right. He seems to be the most powerful Tarzan: King of Rapes no. So you reckognize the package.. Hummels injured there I hate it that people can't take the time to learn the english language there their they're, too to two. no no...the curtain is more important than the TRAIL OF DESTRUCTION THAT SPANS AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE Or at least shoutboxed. I'm looking at you mods. ITT: you're making too much sense for this thread I like when other people watch As a longtime WP user myself, I'm definitely feeling the love! However, it's ironic that the one time they release one of their smartphone products for WP *first*, also happens to be the one time it's more or less still useless for a few days This happened to my husky mix. Only she survived and she was shot after dark I have been playing for well over a year, and just learned this... 3% Mine said the same thing (San Diego, CA). Also, I had a local Target and Walmart both confirm that they for sure would get at least one shipment in BEFORE Black Friday but would hold and not sell any of the units until then. They both will be doing the ticket/line system. One other Walmart said that they would not get any more shipments until AFTER Black Friday. Aww, I want Seattle friends... Give them to me. Um, no. At least half that list is absurd. > she didn't seem to think it was a big deal for her un-micro-chipped, sexed kitten to be out in a 1ºC night in an area next to a main road Nothing makes you feel old like someone posting a game that was made after you graduated high school. Old game indeed. Nen 's Sessho back "No, no no. Its alright Sessho, i make quite a bit of Ryo so i can cover it, after all its a celebration for you! so let me cover it for you." He says with a smile death glare mix somehow if its even possible and then.. Off to go get wonderful Sake! Oh wow, another story about a princess like girl in distress. Plot Twist: They bring Martin in as a writer. He was referncing Breaking Bad, I hope This is America. The government knows what's best for our children. I literally had the face all through this article. "The controller is the same," this guyhas no fucking idea what hes talking about. I just wanna backhand this guy with my 360 controller well... the theaters in the US are (almost all) doing it on the 25th not the 23rd.... I like canned tuna, but eat that shit on your own. Don't be the asshole who opens a tin at work My boss today saw my NCSU travel mug, and said "I thought their color was light blue?" Ahh, yes, I suppose the genetics I inherited that give me a rotting tooth condition give me a very good evolutionary advantage, thanks for pointing that out. You linked to cosmo... about sex... on *reddit.* ...and you are being down voted uhhhh.... ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ JEEESUS ... i love it I'll bet her puppies are what instigated the sex..if you know what I mean It's a common phrase. did you see that white guy in the back, he felt it Whiskey makes you frisky...just kidding it makes you puke in your sleep Also, even if the video is fully loaded/buffered, if the user clicks anywhere in the video progression bar, let's re-load the entire video video all over again Or a dog's asshole. Yea, its like they just did care about the rest of the game because it looked like such crap The three fattest Mexican street gang bosses I have ever seen, seriously. I was the only white person present, these motherfuckers weighed 350+ apiece. It was the craziest shit ever, every three minutes one of them would be like "ey guy tu quieres un carona?" And I'm all "Tha-" "Gracias." I love blizzard , but god make something new already..... Orrrr at least give us a proper Warcraft 4! Who...who funds movies like this? Who reads this script and says "FUCK YEAH...Take this money and make this movie happen!!!" ? Who..who does this? That's not ONE letter. I think it's at a solid " " at the moment ‎ Nasus, Vayne, Fiddlesticks. Oh god.... I just realized got bitchy all of these champs are And yet you're still subscribed to the subreddit devoted to a show you refuse to watch I wish. ლ( ლ) THIS HAPPENED TO ME AT A PARTY ONCE *And that wasn't a picture of my sister* Penis and vagina...... ** ** Plot twist: Restroom only had one stall. oh god why wtf man Someone brought cookies the only problem is one of the ingredients is semen and he didn't tell us until we all ate one You havent been on reddit very long You are a fucking idiot, classic redditor "lets make shit up to argue against a valid point because I don't agree" guess I'll just bookmark that and come back to it later... You need a cat. Now. I was going to say the easiest way would be to smack a limiter on there. Her laugh... Ezreal, Taric and Jarvan And companies who use this to exploit and get tons of money that doesn't actually go towards the cure... Firebolts? Kix cereal. Kid tested, mother approved my ass. There is no difference between that and the same game mode with 10% damage Leave me alone... Common, are you even trying to do some research for yourself?? Not until now anyway All I can see here is the real life face. I'm 17 and I've enjoyed all those tastes for at least 8 years. Because the Catholic church never once changed its mind on anything I am actually a huge fan of the American Thanksgiving. Turkey, green beans, mashed potatoes, sweet potatoes, and pumpkin pie; with a huge helping of gravy on EVERYTHING. **EVERYTHING** If we were 7-3 (LIKE WE SHOULD BE, MIKE SHERMAN ) I would say fuck it, bring it on. But we're fighting with everything we've got for the last wild card spot. I'll take a win any way we can get it. If that means Buffalo Wild Wings takes over our front office, so be it. Make sure you don't drive into a carwash or drive thru window before or after your ride. You are a bad, bad person. Thank you kind atheist sir! Figuratively I would also give you gold, but my fundie mother stopped me from accessing her credit card (Even when she gave me only $10 pocket money ) to order my annual supply of mountain dew. Alas, all I have is one humb[le] upvote. Oh good ... I wanted to get back into it, and we just re-subscribed to Netflix after being off it for a while. So in my copious free time.... ....why Anthrax When I got punched in the eye while sleeping because I wouldn't continue and argument with her. "I'm sorry, I thought that was the back of your head." ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I don't even know who that is but the USA (I noticed ) Ha, I wish I had 1 birthday party. My birthday is on the 23rd, so people are too busy getting ready for Xmas to even notice. Plus they lumped my gifts together. .... Did we just compare Pokemon to GTA V? Yea, I live around the corner from Target. Thinking I will be in line when they open Friday morning, although the wife keeps saying "it's just two weeks, no big deal!" I swear if anyone says anything about Muk You're missing one. Our GM gave the sorcerer a gem that amplified damage randomly but with a 5% chance of misfire, it killed our dwarf on the first use. That's not a million I like my vagina with a side of pizza I've been itching to try it! I finally had enough money to make a purchase, and then I find out it could be dangerous! You drown dogs? And BOOM. This is why the fair labor standards act was enacted to protect worker's rights. Have fun at your tea party > So I've been in retraining at work all week... I swear it could have all been completed in less than one day but learned today that they are dragging it out because we don't have log ins for the new systems It's been terribly boring and Ive been more tired after work than ever from being bored all day - FWP, I know. How's your day been? Continue to the nurse and heal Pokemon X2 I don't know why i always get downvoted when im willing to teach someone something ... thanks .. That poor child. "Dp" May not be the best acronym to use after a post referencing dildos. Of course it's "frozen dessert"! Ice cream is from the freezer! Where's the cream? > i'm not even going to bother giving your comment a valid response because of how idiotic it is This is the second sim with a boner I've seen posted here in like three days. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ NOT A CHURCHILL!!! That sucks man. It probably can be fixed and still be safe to ride on. Is that really a legit reason to not use Facebook? Wait... are you telling me the one in back **isn't** a girl? Dude, you don't need to introduce the video by saying "hey I made this neat video check it out!" *I'm already watching it.* Just show the fuckin video. Catching a ride on the back of a bus should get you a fine, a nagging from an old lady, and a stern " " from the officer. NSFL The 17th rune page is named "Fifteen." Hootie and the Blowfish cheer me up right away So you became a pseudo-cannibal? how did you know i was drinking iced tea ( )>⌐■-■ they look great, but feel wrong. Just like Trialed and Tribbleations.... He probably saw it on reddit one time 5'9".... Your of normal stature... try being 5'4" or shorter. Doesn't pick up here in Alaska well. Gotta love the media, eh? They really know how to interpret scientific work... That's due to *illegal construction* ... But there are no questions relating to side view mirrors on the exam maybe during the drive, but not the exam This is still relevant huh "No reason"? What? How is asking to suck an admins dick for emoticons no reason? Only American writers? wait. You like mangas but hate sushi? I'm sure I've seen this font somewhere before How dare they spy on America, that's America's job. Iti multumesc ! Iar tu ai unul de la mine pentru a incheia cercul Yeah, you should totally ask for your money back. "Respective parties" ........really So...a Siberian Shepherd, or a German Husky? I'm 16 so Microsoft gave Polygon $750,000 for a 3 minute documentary Religion of peace Good god! When did women start pooping? lol, yes young man, I remember you. ;0) Jezzus that guys greed knows no bounds. He is ALL that is wrong with EA. Not a fan of FF series, just tried crisis core on PSP ('cause you know, it wasn't expensive if I may say so ) and dam' that feel :/ I'd love to make a moral point not to shop there, but I can't afford to. I would argue what changed the proceedings was not the senate, but the republicans overwhelming abuse of the filibuster process. So the angry Islamic society that caused our out of control politicians to excuse spying on everybody, is now angry because they are spying on everybody. Thanks. I have to wonder how many times you've used that joke before. " " ~ reddit ☂ wat OMFG SPOILERS! ** ** Without the chute, where would the advertisement go? ᕦ( ˇ)ᕤ I smell a chance I already ended up submiting a ticket to get my gems back from he bo's voice pack as well with he bro skin.all i got back was sorry all sales are final I'm a straight female and I kind of was fixated on it for a few seconds there. ... Hmmmmm piiiiizzzzzzaaaaaa 凸( 凸) Well sorry, but it's still a silly thing to assume Also, Thomas Nelson is one of my players. That's why I'm shooing him. Luke Henson, too. Watching you Yeah, coffee, that sounds good. I don't want to have to explain the joke.. High-Point fuck **OP** ┌∩┐( )┌∩┐ (upvote if you agree). Or that jerk goat that tries to eat your clothes That sucks! Yeah, iPhone and iPad I think you've done enough for this meme, bot This one has the advantage of popping open a full-sized browser window with a really big in it that auto-rescales to fit the page. Is it practical? No. But that's kind of the point. WELL PATRICK PETERSON COLORS OUTSIDE THE LINES Literally everyday. They jump up and down, and I ask what's wrong. Them: "I have to peeeeeee!" Me: "just go." ( )(ಥ_ಥ)ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ(ಠ╭╮ಠ)(ʘ‿ʘ)(⊙﹏⊙)(◉_◉)(｡◕‿‿◕｡)(ಠ‿ಠ) ( )(ಥ_ಥ)ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ(ಠ╭╮ಠ)(ʘ‿ʘ)(⊙﹏⊙)(◉_◉)(｡◕‿‿◕｡)(ಠ‿ಠ) What has been seen, cannot be unseen ( ) no :( I don't ever use snappy. why, am i supposed to send everybody nudes or something I could've sworn this was reposted from another post fairly recent ago True. I'll be fine with anything other than another version of P4. P4G just released 366 days ago after all I think you might like this. It's a reddit classic. The look of disapproval: * * [ ] **FastCarsShootinStars** *2 days ago* [ ] **FastCarsShootinStars** *2 days ago* Went to buy anti-freeze today, my usual brand had been duck dynastized I was at this show! Saw them at NWSS too. Awesome cover. "Greenskee? Who's Greenskee?!?!" "GreenSKY! Ugh!" You didn't capitalize the lpt at the beginning of the post Please can I has link Just checked online. There's nothing about games being $49 I don't believe you This is purple ... Risky? Not like the link doesn't tell you exactly what to expect... the SAME night Brian Posehn is at Iron City. You people actually like that shit? When I take a shower and forget to take a razor with me I look down and make the face > (I’d like to avoid 3rd party or hosted wallets.) \> OOC: ** ** Seriously? > ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Dude. IF I want I can start kidding with myself. nay TIL: Hispanics don't know what a sandwich is. .....Wat I learnt this today from Phillip DeFranco show. ლ(ಠ_ಠლ) dammit jim I'm a donger not a miracle worker ლ( ლ) That's probably true. Why aren't you in biotech? Broker here; can confirm. To be fair, the Series 7 material could be a semester-long class. You get less than a month to prepare. I am the vengeful wolf! That's a terrible item on Loki Death Magical Rain These people? Have you ever even met a Saudi before? Why the generalization? Our government is absolutely fucked up and we know that, but you can't blame the people. Or at LEAST not all of them I see what you did there Those aren't even rune pages Yaaay, primitivist constitutionalism! I lived there for while, if your a white guy, I don't recommend it, there is a lot of racism. And if your a black guy, I recommend it even less, they treat them even worse. I got the initial email but not one with an actual code in it. Hopefully it comes today. You play Zeus and think Chronos is too easy? Booo, I was going to make a cake for Thanksgiving. Got the recipe and everything, then realized I don't have cake pans.. Okay, pedo bear Yep > Yea because marrying always leads to more blowjobs. Just ask any married man... how dare you give me orders What is in Cheese Brine? Oh right, salt. I read that as "Sadly I used up all of my gaming goodwill with my last wife" A dar u 2 eat a farRT!!.? \•.€_€€ ~£,!, ]__'8==D---~~~[•O•] ‎ Yeah because they never listened to anything the community suggested.. That font... seriously?? It's great to be the only person in the office who does any kind of programming - I can just keep my script editor open all day and everyone knows I'm obviously very busy doing my technical stuff Yeah they say it like it's a *good* thing, too. And remember this: every website you go to, every image you view or video you watch, every dark, depraved search term you put into Google at 3AM can be and likely is monitored by NET. If you happen to pass one of the network engineers in Kerr and they give you a and look away or won't shake your hand? It's because they know; They know and they're disgusted. And really, you should be ashamed yourself; Where do you think you are, the University of Oregon? Yeah, I get the, "Well how to you keep in contact with everyone?" I'm just like: "I have a cell phone. If I want to talk to someone I call or text them." "I adopted a child from overseas to rescue him from child labor factories and on his very first birthday we went... to build a bear workshop." I'm kind of miserable today. Suffering from hemorrhoids for the first time in a really, really long time. AND I started my period yesterday and it's super heavy, so... All kinds of unhappiness going on down there this week. I'm talking more about an economic crash, but in a perfect storm capacity. The crash f 2008 was the first of its kind to effect me and nothing crazy happened, I'm just curious with everything that has changed since then what different forms of recovery would happen. how do those work? I swear I've read this reply twenty times. Why would you want that when the alternative is Turret Curling? You're right.. The poor people should stay poor! ATTENTION POOR PEOPLE: Don't listen to these people telling you to invest.. Investing in your future is stupid and pointless unless you are rich! /s W/e you used thus in a sentence who's masquerading now? Sweet....now stay away from my mom! Errrrr...we need proof, for science. The biggest, blackest cock? why that evil fucking... wait... It was a peanut butter and honey sandwich Someone did pretty much exactly this... *yesterday*. My little sister. Still nothing to do with freedom of speech. 240p...we meet again... I took today off from work. Ups showed up at 5pm. Thanks Obama. France?...what are you doing?...France?... Fuck yeah. No one was ever on their death bed being all like "I wish I hadn't eaten all that bread!", unless the bread directly lead to them dying of course . OP uses his for dutch ovens... Dickhead Dad I shit you not this is my wedding ring! I also shit you not that I take this off before I you know... at first I was like ( ) You said cray. Mine either I've never heard this opinion before Missouri, Kentucky, Tennessee, Mississippi. /r/ Mobile beastiality? ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Why I clicked that Yes I got mine late in the day. It's for the combo breaker version though. Xbox support doesn't know if you can upgrade to the ultimate edition though. Maybe /u/MajorNelson can look into this. It would seem really odd that you can't buy combo breaker and then Upgrade to ultimate. ITT: that hat ^ good or bad? 530094497825 electric with emolga stunfisk and galvantula. Please add i must get luxray I'm giving my iPad Air a very look right now. I remember when this image use to bother me, now when I see it Tag NSFW next time ** ** 'Murica "Break in" as in gain access to unauthorized areas. Nobody is going to smash through a fence to to take a shortcut to the check in line. Yes... seriously... Um I think it might just be illegal ( ) The fuck did I just read. I'm at work bro Tacky shit I know the drill. A few years back, there were a few teachers who were habitually late, so, every morning, we were all forced to sign in Gang bangs You spent $1500 on 2 consoles and games but you're rocking a 650ti... Dude ( ) You beat me right to it... At the advertising agency my wife works at, HR has had to send out emails stating that strippers are NOT allowed on the premises no matter what the situation or celebration. this is like not giving a shit who your parents are What your code What your code ‎ ...You did that What your code. Codec Now if you want No, but there's a snake in her butt. Ok ill ad you Not sure if sarcasm or... I have never heard blowjobs sound so romantic before. Good point. They probably like him because they'll at least know some banker isn't in his pockets. Unless he hasn't actually smoked crack and it's just a conspiracy to make us like him more to keep them all in power..... 0:26 Car doing a left lane change with right blinkers on... It looked that way at first, because if you look at the part of face you can see her legs are a lot lighter in color, however 1.She either has the worst yoga pant wedgie in history, or it's her ass because yoga pants don't usually create a dark leg between the cheeks. It's not ironic at all. We're a bit busy designing things for other people for money. If we had time to sit around and play we'd probably do one of the hundred and fifty thousand personal/friend projects we have waiting. Keep it classy, reddit Sure your from ign The giant monster of a man who loved to take the lives of people and then eat their bones? The hammer-wielding maniac who didn't hesitate for a second to smash your skull deep within your rectum simply because you got too close to him? That guy ? "He better ***not*** start thrusting and holding my head!" Like he wants me to go faster. Makes me want to bite him rather than pleasure him. Your code >But that woman is his gf, he's supposed to think she's the most beautiful woman on the planet. I didn't notice i did that.... Puberty hit you with the attractiveness stick a few more times than needed. Looks quite slippery/ wet actually ;) thats not a full name Just don't go into the woods (ಠ__( )__ಠ) You shut up and accept my praise At my job we have a sign that says do not throw away milk because someone was throwing away gallons of good milk for no reason. There were cameras installed as well. ....remember who were talking about here. #TheReturn2015 Oh god another dome... What a shitty weekend for my goaltending And you had to go there But they get primo cheap bud down in the states lol i love when that happens. It's a long day, just smoked my last roach and felling down. Then some one makes the comment "what's wrong with u? Don't get so high man" and I'm just like really? Bake I The A Bake Aka Aka no i bake the bake instead {10] OMG yug :D That's a relief. Fabrizio? As in Tatti? If so, labcoin Yeah, I don't go to mine cause I went in once for a drink and to use the restroom and I went into a stall that was unlocked and there was a naked old man in there. He invited me to stay in the stall with him. Just when you think it's over, someone brings it up Yeah, but no one else! (sarcasm implied) Can't do anything without a full plate number, the officer said. Awesome! I made my vanity plate TRTLPWR but I can't figure out how to get it. Got the same thing on PS4. Ok inmate bob ross. As long as he doesn't trust kristall to have him a good warp-in on a worm hole entrance on highsec he should be alright . Michael Shannon was amazing, how dare you I watched the whole thing Fresh air? ** ** Yeah. Might be glitched. There are some of us who can't get this. That's certainly the excuse they use, which is all the more reason to point it out, and find a way to outlaw it. I can only imagine " " 248 Upvotes. ( ) My buddy in college did this. Got really drunk, crashed into a snow bank, lost most of his left hand and part of his hip to frostbite. Getting drunk in the UP is no joke (nor is it anywhere if you're driving drunk ). Well no shit. What did you expect to see in a post *about people who don't watch Doctor Who*? A treatise on underwater basket weaving? Looking at you, H&M and Uniqlo This guy was fapping and posted the wrong link #### I'm acknowledging this, but I don't want to. >"Savannah," Hitler got a far away look in his brown Aryan eyes, . "Ann frankly, I did Nazi that coming." SICK excepe ? ...ass fizzers... Wikipedia is a massive source of knowledge. How on earth does contributing to it not count as contributing to society? Looks like Cage won. I was gonna make a Dexter joke, then I saw your username. Judgemental Just checking in. I can't seem to access the Facebook page, or even find it. I want to know when you need the processing fees for the first cow? My family and I are anxiously awaiting..... Brüno, with Sacha Baren Cohen. I sat through the whole movie, but most people in the theater left after 15 min. I've never seen anyone walk out on a movie. About 30 people left. Me, my GF and 5 other people stayed. It will never be as bad and boring as Giants vs Vikings earlier this season. > That should be worth way more than twenty fucking dollars. No offense, but you have to say Juggle, since it's the right word. Every time I hear jiggle in conjunction with attacks, I imagine some woman slapping a man with her breasts cankles short of ankles ** ** Yes, you really must be the only one to think that. Nice to see women getting recognized in male dominated area's without it being overly sexualized... Maid woke me up. I had morning wood. She wouldn't take no for an answer. I was wearing Batman boxers. I stood up and hastily shuffled away and she just stood there like I have never heard winching.. It just sounds weird, like coming out of a helicopter winching.. ლ( ლ) The one in the fedora reminds me of Andre from The League. SPOILER ALERT! Damn guy... 2gb of installed RAM Greta Van Susteren ‎ This is terrible. It's the worst when they say "I'll add you," and never do while I sit at the Friend's List for an hour waiting for them, and/or AFK forever. I had one guy do all of those AND check 90 eggs before giving me the one to hatch. ლ( ლ) 3 times the size, half the number of pieces. He only for you guys 16 points? I feel sooooooo bad for you ^^^ Yes, I'm clearly terrified is he bigger than me? That fucking over sized moon. Stop it. Don't give the Knicks organisation the impression that Knicks fans want to see *more* ISO plays. Your name... There needs to be a way to log into the site. How this was overlooked is beyond me. Good thing these are free. After trying all of them, I have to say they are piece of shit apps. Also, simple rockets is just a cheap knockoff of Kerbal Space Program. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ You must get this all the time, but your name... It could be Yeah we signed him, I definitely gave a he's just too damn unstable and look where it got us. We've definitely made some questionable moves In the past year. Relevant name... This brings a couple of questions to my mind. Did she do this because it's comfortable? If she did, WHAT ELSE IS SHE DOING THIS TO, and where was this taken so I can just not lean on things in public ever again? You need to take proper responsibility for an ass that big. Not just rub you b-hole on errthang like it was made for that. >And "the most dangerous regime in the world" is the one that hasn't invaded anyone since the 1800s? who the fuck are you? I'm 42. Apparently I'm the oldest Your absolutely right about these corporations not being people. So believe me I'm not disillusioned into thinking that Sony is the saviour of the industry or my best friend. In fact I have a 360 and a PS3 and if you look at my shelf of 35 360 games vs. NOTHING for the ps3 (all my ps3 games are free digital games from psn plus) you would think the opposite of me. Also trust me I'm not one of those paranoid people who thinks the kinect is spying on me and I was ok with always online because of the benefits. The bleak future I saw was one where Microsoft dictated everything and our only options are PC or Xbox with indie devs taking a back seat because they couldn't find a publisher or some other artificial restriction. It's all about being arrogant, thinking your on top and taking things for granted. It was the same sick feeling I got when Sony announced the price of the ps3 and told people if they couldn't afford one to get another job lol Sound like evolution I don't want to be alive to witness Bob sanders was healthy for like two games a year. Damn you mad ( ) Charles Johnson would like to have a word with you... Was playing on a conquest large server few nights ago. After tirelessly spamming the "Request Order" command, I called the Squad Leader on chat and asked him why would he not issue orders? His reply was "If I give an order, what will you do about it?" Man I was like, THIS PHANTUMP ISN'T SHINY OH N--wait a sec, and realized I forgot to take your egg out of the PC box "Will Michonne live?? Oh jesus!!!" *mid-season finale promo shows Michonne alive in a different setting* goddamn promos. It's quite distracting if you ask me Agreed Asumizu mulls over some different maps, attempting to discern where the heck this might be maps maps maps... so many maps... ಠ_ಠ I found all of these really funny. Except the one where the chick is slingshotting cacti balls at that other chick. That was weirdly hot. Dude. how exactly would you use this for evil I know. ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ Yes, it is best to wait until someone takes a life until notifying them of their dangerous habits That would be ghetto culture if anything, not black You're not alone. I mentioned this to my wife today. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Sorry dude, I sat him for Decker too. 0.5 points for Decker... Woo... *you were that guy* Well... This movie made me afraid of clowns( saw it on TV when I was six) I read the book a while back thinking, maybe it wouldn't be so bad. Noooooope, more scary, and disturbing... So is a prison sentence. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ 5 moves and leer doesn't confuse the enemy, it lowers defense. c'mon man You've obviously never died. > He'll lick you to death. Your picture says kind soul, your username however Produce worker here, a lot of customers don't understand the game Jenga. "Oh it all fell over? I just wanted this one here on the bottom." O gawd! I'm drunk and all I can say is " " Edit: I have my iphone shortcut from "wtf" to " " dafuq these comments ... and once everything is out you disconnect! I don't understand your analogy.. It doesn't make your point any clearer. These events should bee for favorites only. I'd guess that a lot of things were left out due to having to put resources into the whole 180 reversal. Or feminists in left-wing British newspapers... ^(seriously disappointed with you British left ) ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ "You'll shoot your eye out, kid" Sounds like the perfect way to get peoples kids for 6 weeks at a time I had assumed he'd wiped like normal but accidentally got some on his hand, which then transferred to the roll when he grabbed it again... and, y'know, was apparently so unobservant to not notice Upskirt shots What about... not musically I don't think I would want a buttsnuggler smiling anywway . Sonic and Tails isn't in super smash brothers melee. I need the 49ers D to give up a lot of yards and a lot of points even thou he's projected to only beat me by 2 I know it's gonna be more than that, thanks Welker and Amendola looking at you fucks Dammit. I wish I didn't get that reference. If that's the case then absolutely the best way! But I read it as it meant he walked free, not that he would eventually be tried again. Then again maybe I should just google it myself instead of trying to interpret a reddit comment 5 years 150 mil Goes to show how bad sports they are. They couldn't just paint our 'A' like they used to. ASU scumbags 1) From what had happened to me, I received a couple cars in my Messages inbox on the Forza main menu. However the one that upset me was I received an email a while back about getting the P1. I input the 25 digit code, downloaded the pack. Nothing. Turns out its not a code for the car... Its a code to BUY THE CAR in the game with a special livery paint job. What a terrible thing to say I read (those costumes are HOT) as (those customers are HOT) Pirates weren't gay they just enjoyed the company of seamen Yeah wtf Nman77? You're right PUNTS_BABIES that's a little...wait a second. Funniest looking banana I'VE ever seen. I seriously am baffled by how jaded a lot of people coming into this thread are. Not you in particular but a bunch that have wasted time posting, "fake!" What is so mind boggling impossible about a story like this that this could have never happened? That someone's family experienced tragedy and a child doesn't yet understand the concept of death? Is it that someone showed empthy? Is it your life was drama free so therefor no one else is possible of experiencing anything different from you? Seriously what? Every thread $40 cars ... more like macrotransactions. I thought I was having a seizure for a second there DAE born in the wrong generation? upgoats to the left! ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Lissandra isn't an enemy of Ashe? It's like maple syrup on the sides of the bottle Carol killed them all. Such a gorgeous little man, it looks like he's going to have a happy and healthy life! Such a beautiful video and so funny when he was digging into his rainbow cake! And then gross when he projectile vomited it back up I can't tell if you're being serious or not about counting 'Likes' to gauge your popularity. Does the curtains match the drapes? ( ) Google+ It says $11.99 in my store... Cancer. Apply fire to kill Sorry . What would you do? ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Oh so this is funny What the fuck did I just read dude... yeah, that will get more women into the field. It'd either be that or the finger, I reckon. Damn paparazzi. This is great! I must say, you make me want to be a man to get a big, sexy body *Kai, surprised to hear someone, turns around* "HEY! Mitsu! Look what the cat dragged in. I see you got my notice! At least SOMEONE is finally here." [lol] What uncreative name for a guitar ### ** ** Seconded.....I cannot I see that shit Hashtag penis. Someone once paused a game if dota2 because his cat was on fire Flipped the bird, two too many times. ლ( ლ) Heh, Puff daddy gives the perfect response. 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You just posessed the reprocessed tenno frankenstein doggie That's kind of rude. It's patronizing, I'm sure they are constantly reminded of their dwarfism, the best thing you can do is leave that alone. I'm looking at my ball sack and wondering. Cause... Literally not a "baby" no matter how long you cross your arms and stamp your feet. What elo is considered unskilled to you And this kid is winning his fight...right? But you already put this!?!? ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ *delicious* "pressurized liquid" .... *Timey-Wimey?* Shut up, Seahawk This is the best impersonation of the emoticon, that I've ever seen. " Yeah, a lot of sweat ... " Double All that drama about leaked patch notes only for it to be released 24 hours later. I think it's RES that does that, mate. And /u/le_reddit_sucks was being sarcastic Married 19 years; Still can't borrow any of the four tractors. Probably a CAP student. ‎ By god, he's done it. He's going to make a house out of bodies? 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The ole "I'm a nice guy, you can trust me" angle. on onto YOU^Butistillfallforitevery^tiiiiiiime >mfw what. It would've been better if the gameplay wasnt garbage, and the engine didnt have to stream textures playing from an SSD Do something horrid to them both, something that will anger them, and they can bond over their animosity of you. Nothing brings two people together more than shared anger for a third party. You had me until "He would get the manager to invite hin into his office where they could talk." That doesn't seem realistic, like if I saw that in a movie I'd be like . August 25, 2009... ‎ And I got my wisdom teeth pulled yesterday. Unfortunately James and I are no longer speaking.... *She makes a * Did she say "shares of bitcoin"?! Composite cables on an LCD. It lags. Also, widescreen. My opinion is that it's fact I've also heard that pouring hot water on your windshield works great as a de-icer... I swear to God ,if anybody says "what does the fox say"... "We can no longer trust in unseen forces"... Asumizu sighs, slightly irritated. "I told you, I didn't think we'd find the decoding in a library, but no so far nothing." he says pushing yet another book into the pile of "this didn't work " YOU ARE NOT HELPING! Oh wow, you're right. /<( )>/ Fuck you. What a bigoted douche. She seriously thinks you're gay because you haven't been "shown" how to like women. So ignorant and insulting Clobberin` time Write them an angry letter. Make sure it contains many ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Are you sure you aren't Ryan Gosling? "Oebares rubbed his hand over the genitals of a mare" I must be the only nerd grossed out by the red splotch on one of the Leia's backs. I don't need no rangwooorm. Was that actually Jennifer fucking Lawrence? Turns out our government, in pretending to protect us from the bad guys, were in fact, also the bad guys. ..........God dammit I hate you.... Plz no! I don't have to imagine: I've smelled it! It fouls the air for miles... class act Solid proof, "detective Athene"... You move the crowd to the break of... break of dawn....? Hmmm. Shouldnt disclose too much info Gutter rat... I've always read it as iShSHIT ( ) I've had a lot of good ones, but if you only give me "Dr. Awesome" as a name the hospital secretary is gonna Setting up machines for several short-notice ( ) new hires that start Monday. Holy shit dude I have a friend who, I'll admit, knows women very well but claims he can attract any woman he wants . I keep refuting his statement because he's still hung up on one girl who only wants to be friends with him. ...... Wat... My nid spears to be on global distance Or maybe... just maybe... you're an asshole How is it acceptable enough for someone to prefer loli in the comment section of that status though? I mean, I'm glad they use cartoons instead of the real thing, but how can they be okay with saying stuff like that in public? Stop building BotRK & Runaan if you want the damn thing to start doing damage Nope, that's definitely not it Agarwal? more like amirite guise What's this? No cups? Better put my mouth on it! ( ) Come on.. Oh, I totes believe in the power of butter. *Especially* in baking! As for nay sayers: yes, *I can believe it's not butter.* That you just HAVE to live in the dorms your first year ( ) ...Not after the Professor Oak incident ( ) Raunchy. So it's all about that voyeur vibe? "add a video" Yeah, because those are the only two extreme alternatives. Do your plan or become a hermit ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ^ How can you be nervous with such a hot body? Is the gif of the skeletons from that one movie about what the effects of a nuclear war would be like? Hello cousin! Twinkle Pickle-pants here! I'm a lady!!! Buy the four pack and gift me one *insert hypno something* Repost No matter how clean she is can you imagine the smell?? It's not the vagina that's repulsive it's the shoving something up there and then handling it constantly. I got a boner. How dare you wish that on anyone My ( ) face comes more as a result of the understanding I've built up for what "Twighlight" and comparisons to it symbolize in contemporary media. Namely, excessive pandering and fanservice to a specific niche, a low quality of storytelling and craftsmanship, and creators who don't care about the actual quality of their production. But more than *any* of that, it's come to be synonymous with "garbage". Your are correct about that rule being poorly written. People who are non-Caucasians can have their hair dyed. Non-natural colors are green, pink, neon-yellow, orange. I once had a employer try to tell me and other co-workers that people who are brown or darker only have black hair which is not true. I told her that I have friends, and family whose hair is red or blonde. When we pointed out her black roots she left us alone. I have even had one employer try to say that having curly hair is not natural to people of color. Good metabolism, lack of responsibility, having opportunity to gawk at cheeleaders without having to give myself the ol' . That's not avoiding a conflict of interest, that's just taking advantage of a tax deduction piotr... we figured it out... give us another one. (‎ ) Charm, Fear, Transfusion Let's be realistic, *as if* he's still going to get that scholarship after admitting a story about him counting cards. Fuck that shit, the owner is an elephant poaching asshole who supports the NSA and Internet regulation. doge arm .... - Let's get this meeting rolling. Trigger discipline Don't remind me ...Disney can never be escaped > With the clothes not burned? When I saw that I thought "neat, the design firm they paid really thought a lot about their logo". I didn't know they were being criticized by jesus freaks Thanks Uncle Godwin > Bro...look at that mother fucker in the back doing high knees. Have you learned nothing from Steven Moffat's story writing skills? I'm sure even if we get to know his past there's something going on Moffat's mind that will just make you go 35 here. Our kids will think Limp Bizkit is "classic rock" This is what makes r/Australia garbage. Every post has some nut spruiking their political team and espousing the shit-ness of the other side. > Rumunjska na trećem mjestu u svijetu CRTL-F "Gentlewhispering". I know the feeling Not sure whats more awful, the fighters or the commentators.. ‎ Yeah, reddit is not *at all* about people expressing opinions 2.2k i have no life . Those memories still haunt me in my sleep. Innokin iTaste 134, lowest price $4.72, really?! Oh...out of stock! Damn! I was so excited to see if I got any of the new ground/tree decor with the new update, and when I checked the shop today at 8, the only decor available was 100 Star Coins... OOC: IC: ** ** 13...? That's my line "My heart failed when the love of my life confessed to me and now I have to study with other disabled students to end my scholarship with the continous danger of dying inmediatly." I did already ask her a few months ago, she said yes. Now begins the wedding planning You are arguing that corporations are people too and discrimination against a corporation is a form of racism... and you have 95 upvotes for this statement... Ugh. His daughter was in my class growing up, so I went to parties at his house. I was too young to realize that I was hanging out with the man that filibustered equal rights I so wanted that hair to be over an inch long! My husband and I have had sex at the in laws but he refuses to have sex in our own home when they stay. The guy above just rated it 7 Just buy every app. > [](/bpnope "Dat ponymote ") hi again piotr... been hangin' around on 3450 kHz lately? ( ) I dunno.... Sweet I drive down dunkirk osborne every morning, but nothing to see at 5:30am So Krepo might be heading to the States next week? But EG are playing in Cologne? Le polite face Oh, no I don't. I've only taken 3 of them, they scare me and annihilate me Ok guys just got back from Thanksgiving with my family what did I miss?... Maybe I want them to see it. Unless... you know.... ಠ_ಠ (It's not me.. lol) Death row? "You only yolo once" huh? YOYO... Seems legit... *loose* My stalker *"I can only eat while your with me "* Denying. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ "wrestle" You again You fertilize eggs not ovaries "surf" I volunteer with a wildlife rescue where I foster baby birds for release. I wish my neighbors cat would stop bringing me dead birds. yo That's some genuine Spanish Inquisition shit right there... *sigh* ...you can't bill a 14 year old... wut? That voice Hey, that guy wasn't spending money! That's worse than murder. Why is she wearing them indoors? Please don't tell me you did her anyway. Errr... by the very nature of how a bandsaw works, the blade *does* just stop; when it snaps, it has nothing left driving it. Sure it can ping out a little bit, and if it catches bare skin, and is still very sharp, it *might* just cut you a little, but I've gotta say, I think you are over dramatizing just a little when you say it can almost cut someone in half. Possible... but I notice that two things seem to be the only things that get downvoted in here - things with a pro-woman message and things that seem like it could possibly be religious in nature. What crowd? Not a good idea... ( ) '__' Oh, for some reason I thought your Requests meant that you could request to have them bred... with the... ditto... Not really a name, but one of my friends always refers to her clitoris as "the small man in a boat", which is just... Just... my dog ate... the top of my adult fun times lube bottle, 3 playstation remotes, 3 DirecTv remotes, he thorroughly enjoys eating the blanket that we used to sleep with, and is starting to lick our new one and the scariest one, was a tube of synthetic Bow String wax. most impressive was 3l4 of a stuffed pizza from Papa Murphys. (fat guy here can only eat 2 -3 pieces) Yeah....I saw what you were looking at........ It's definitely all personal. Like others have said, do what you're comfortable with. Don't be afraid to speak up. For me, I'm very physical in my displays of affection. I love the hand holding and the little kisses in line. It's about affection, not trying to get in her pants. Of course, if I do it right she wants me in her pants so I guess there is that. We can't see his other hand i don't think its particularly insightful to point out that murder is a sociological issue . kind of stating the obvious bro may b all cats r evil 2 u cuz they dont like u. ... I think if you're in the funeral business, you need to be more understanding when a customer gets short with you. For that one you need to give away a copy I feel your pain bro. When I was a kid back in the 80s, I had all the 1st and 2nd gen Transformers in good condition. I also had all the Garbage Pail Kids cards. Told my mom to keep them safe in my closet when I went to college. Found out she let all my nephews play with them in the sandbox outside and they stuck on the Garbage Pail Kids stickers everywhere. They are all gone or ruined now. Wha... wha is actually going on here? you would choose the black network for your joke on stealing cars I saw that lunch thread. This is not hacking. This is phishing. What...what were you shopping for. ( )... That... That would have... *worked*... Hai rotto tutto, SARAI CONTENTO SPERO It's actually a good thing. Poking your pet with a boner is frowned upon. Indeed you should. 5) Is exactly why my bitstamp account isn't verified.. no no, pdf file downloaded from PUBLIC SERVICE mailbox is not good enough My dad flipped out and threw a chair at me because I wouldn't make my brother something to eat. I was fourteen and a grown-ass man threw a chair as big as I was at me. No bueno, called the cops. Dad lied to the responding officer and then cried after he left because "I can't believe my own daughter called the police on me." I can see your hairy legs. You were actually pooping in this image. ಠ_ಠ Cats don't smell. Dogs always do. Even after a bath. OOC: Who am I on the sub? What a freak on wheels With RES installed it is an option in the comment box. On Alien Blue it is in the pulls down menu... Snipers. In general. Period. Wut? Well, you do understand that 11101010011000 is a hard number for computers, right? I mean, it's easily worth $50. They'd be losing money to charge any less Most??? ಠ_ಠ 2x 7 GH/s BFL miners for 3.5 BTC each Maybe it would be easier for him to lift you up so you can get it.. We live in this silly old apartment where the cabinets go all the way up to the ceiling. Mr Boyfriend thinks this is wonderful, i do not. ( ) It's probably not a good idea to say that men understand video games if you're going to claim the games are sexist and that said men are wrong about said video games. You know, it would be a lot better if you could point out what we should be looking for at least OP When i started here it was all like .. that edit Beverage next to delicate computer component. . . . fail My old Civic went 7k without an oil change and it didn't throw a rod. American cars are shitty Yeah, my main gripe with SMN is how the pets aren't cute enough. . . But you're fine with clear cutting large amount of land in order to support the farms that grow your vegetables? Because that isn't hurting anyone I've had similar. While I was working, a customer came up to me and said "your name is spelled wrong on your name tag." So, he's basically threatening to recreate the Boston marathon because he's getting down votes on reddit. OP makes a joke, girl laughs. "Is this good or bad?" I get the feeling that you're still talking about women. Dude, you fucking said you were 12 in another comic. Quality of life can be just as bad. So we do euthanize them...we euthanize their livelihood. Okay, so because South Park made a joke about it, no one's problems are real. My friends know this, I don't need to tell them They do the o-h-i-o chant because they can't spell buckeye This is giving me a very, very bad Legacy idea. Queen bee, anyone...? You complain about not having enough time... while you're browsing comments on reddit. Yeah, since that made all kinds of sense. That someone uses the shit i write on the internet to fuck my life OP didn't have a banana, what a shame [ ](/r/WTF/comments/man15/i_see_your_tibetan_mastiff_and_i_raise_you_the/c2zeuux) [ ](/r/funny/comments/ma2i4/i_usually_like_to_buy_a_years_worth_of_condoms_at/) But when I *actually do* talk, people interrupt me and never let me finish and I feel really shitty about myself because no one seems to want to listen to me... Because we totally got Halo, all the gears of war games, Fusion Frenzy, and Forza on PC [ ](/r/funny/comments/m9z74/so_my_friend_had_me_pick_up_his_copy_of_mw3/) Wow realy? Super ironic. People that know we're gay suddenly expect us to be together. Even my own mother I'm British dammit. Are you talking about the kid's one? so.. so when Impossibear said "I thought you were watching your figure for me baby".... I didn't come to this thread on thanksgiving break to play school. ** ** Just install windows Can you not use the term "militant atheist" unless you plan on blowing up coffee shops? !never If you want me to I had to stomp out a pee fetish rumor. We have the attention span of ferrets now. Miniature clones of themselves. You OP....You Yet you still found a way... That means Scarlet is going to look like Christopher Walken I would have put this up yesterday but it was late Dafuq did I just read? The worst one for me was a baby mid birth. I was flicking through about 100 photos and had to decide whether I had seen what I thought and if I really wanted to go back and check. I've seen my fair share of /r/wtf but even something relatively tame like that is shocking when you're caught off guard. It was also weird because this wasn't just some internet picture it was a very private moment that only the mother and father may ever see. Unless they're messed up and show their kid when it's older. I thought my tits would make an appearance No Pre-made latkes Get the fuck out. ***Now.*** *** *** 99% of my pokemiles go to buying heartscales. Still gonna be cash strapped next season (thanks AJ ) so may have to look to the draft for NT. The truly good quality tackles are going to want far more than we can spare in FA. We don't talk about /u/thefirstcat. Panlasang Pinoy ... Yep. I saw what you students did to the bushes over by the student section. You should all be ashamed of yourselves... Are those his nipples? ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ This is why the death penalty is a thing Dat double peak. What kind of asshats would hunt a *lion turtle*??? Gaoled* I will I will it will!!! Please do this!!!!!!! So... it is your fault ... Please don't take this away from me. Heck, I remember /u/PandaBearShenyu astroturfing whenever a post about China shows up on Digg back in 2007/2008 wat. That...username I have a plan, but you will need some puppets, a peacock costume and a few classes of interpretive dance. No. No. No. No. Let us never ask this question again. I get a lot of weird messages from lonely people because of my name. Normally, I just let it go, I figure a lot of people just need to write shit out and believe that somebody has read it. Yeah because sexual assault is real cool, much better than public urination Drunk while reading weird stuff on reddit. How can people conclude so fast that everybody's against the guy? All I can see is ONE girl stopping the dude and hear a guy yell "DAYMMM" Anonymous, you know what to do. Some campy work with the violence, especially the opening sequence that looks like it was shot for 3D despite not being a 3D movie. But that scene with Vera Farmiga rescuing the kid? Too far? It's a 20min drive for me to get to the grocery store. 4 upvotes in 2 minutes? This fake wolf makes it to the top page but my alien dog doesn't. Thanks Reddit dont know if foamy-ass water or foamy ass-water. Simple Dude Edit: Simple Banana? ** ** "Blow in her face and she'll follow you anywhere" Im a girl ... I have a bf though I am never a fan of playing the teams you cheer for A 40 foot shallow dive into a 3 foot tall pile of hay. Does this bundle mean you get an extra controller? Because 1 controller is standard with the console. Of course, It's an Armstrong. I have 18 people covered. smoking pot I think they say the buds push wax deeper and could cause damage, I've known people to use keys ....yuk! A lot of my [book] favourites are here right now... That's awesome! I wish I knew how to make plushies. Very misleading title, it is just a metal grey anodized aluminum not actually titanium. Just remember to turn off your mic in such a scenario. ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) lower your dongers ノ( ノ) Oh God, dat username are you calling me a predator Now *this* is **foot**ball! Gross I too got a confused boner Almost never. I can't stand most of them. The only one I've seen that I like is this one: Nobody has ever asked that I cook dinner for them a second time. Well most PC gamers originally came from consoles, so we know all about the pros and cons of both. When we act superior, it isn't to piss off the console crowd (even though it's funny for some). It's because we genuinely think that it's the better option for gamers. We understand that consoles work for many, but it feels like an obligation for us to convert everyone to PC. It's sort of like a twisted religion I guess Well then I never use this face, but... Asumizu gives Yami a look and looks to Mitsu, waiting to see if he does actually want to be left alone or not. To be able to understand boys. Don't get me wrong, I'm a girl and admittedly I'm hella confusing, but man boys can be confusing too I love how that's the first thing you thought of Why would you click He got some amplitude I'm not Wow would be great if you got patent royalties! What's your fave Jell-O flavor? I stopped eating in when I learned what it was made of at 12. I shouldn't have smiled at this. > ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ .... Wooooaaahhh. Whaaaaatttt. My brain... This would freak me out, even if i'm not a WM cashier... What was with the eye flash?!?!?!?! That damn Halloween game... ‎ > edit: No, my new career-path isn't sucking dicks in the park Why stop at clubs? Surely we can extend this to the workplace, the library, the city park and school. I mean, women are participating in those public places by choice too. It'll be awesome. Just like Mad Men. with an NHRA sticker on the case... I know the feels Proud wonderbread and pizza crust non-eater here. She's weird. - This brings back a memory... I was staying at the Black Bear with a lot of relatives in winter. We were hitting up the pool and after a while we decided to migrate to the hot tubs. There were two: one filled with people, the other with foam. In our naivety, we jumped into the deceiving, foamy water. Immediately we start gagging and jump back out. It took about 10 minutes until we could breathe normally, and that's when I noticed the foam had a yellow hue... I believe the owner of the film may give a shit We're twin boys #### My boyfriend sings Holy Diver in front of me when he's NOT cumming I'd fry my brain to feel ok. Comcast > ** ** ITT: People thinking they're original and hilarious by commenting " " after every joke Why did jizzing in a sandwich make me cringe more than the baby? ffs why am I always late Just smile a lot and pretend like you're busy texting all your friends on twitter and Facebook. Dat bolt I'll show you my cactus. And other things . But really, pm me What the fuck Or a loser? On Reddit, no-ones a winner! It's an SR-22 Bare hands. Why. *Why* Then install linux too Gag Not the same thing but couldn't help remembering the confession bear post from a few hours ago about the girl(or guy) using a dildo that was moulded after their dad's dick... Not the same thing but couldn't help remembering the confession bear post from a few hours ago about the girl(or guy) using a dildo that was moulded after their dad's dick... * * ITT: after a bunch of funny dark jokes. The cat is like: > Yeah well I bought 500 at $10 and sold them at $15. I thought it was the smart move. Nice joke, analjunkie -- What makes Russian's ties more legit than Turkey's which has been a member of every type of European association from the start while Russia and Cold War was in full erect against the whole Europe? First two posts within about 10 seconds and both McDonald's items. . I guess regardless of healthiness they do make some tasty shit. I love it when my cat wraps her tail around her paws when sitting. Makes her seem so ladylike! Until the time comes to lick her own butt ^ who's butt is that going in Under boob in a bikini. Guessing the cat thought he was the scratch postman If mine were any better [or a match] I would ## ^^^^ As another legally blind person, I comepletely agree. $400 on a mobo and you didn't go x79? Early days. ### We have a bot for this now? Those bastards still owe me points from that. I got tired of the constant back and forth with customer service. Apparently they didn't have a record of my transaction even though the money was given to them. Okay customer service dude, I believe you. #### ### # ## If we don't restrict access by the media to scientists then there's a risk that the government may have to explain why a policy doesn't agree with science. You know, at one of those unscripted, anything-goes media scrums where the government is required to respond to Canadians about their policies. This really, really does not deserve all these downvotes. Basically, the only voice of reason in this entire thread gets shat on and kicked into downvote oblivion. This subreddit, man... Ik ook... YIKES I'm from London, Ontario where drivers all think they are in a parade and amble along. Very frustrating. Yes i meant that. > ( ).. no Literally came $4.20 for lime pickle Mayonnaise..... $10 shipping. I bet you continued reading, StraightDownTheDick ... I'm not trying to down play this by any means.. but, did anyone see the top comment on the news site? They are tastier after being adored for a while I was in a skype call with two of my best friends, when my mother walks in wearing a black dress. She says to me "I'm going to a funeral, I'll be back in a few hours" when my friend said something funny on skype. I burst out laughing and she gave me a very disapproving look. I use the mobile site ( ) 52 Games as well! I bought Far Cry 3 on Saturday for £10, but it went on sale for £5 yesterday Others didn't? Misleading username Oh God, nightcore mod I tried updating to 8.1 a few months back, but everytime I'd go to the windows store app it said I wasn't connected to the internet, although I was. I did some extensive googling but still couldnt fix it, couldn't even install new drivers for my video card, so had to do the refresh which I reeeally didnt want to do. And of course the day I try to reinstall my mods, Nexus is down for maintenance (┛ )┛彡┻━┻ that's what you guys said last season A friend of mine shaves his face proper clean, but not his neck. Working off the clock? Sounds like some serious sex education My original response was very tongue-in-cheek. I need to learn to use more emoticons! > To the... What? which part. I'll concede to the other method just for you. ಠ_ಠ. Just this once. . wha.... what the fuck... ... *click* ... ಠ‿ಠ Except e new campaign map would be impossible for modders to accomplish... It used to be $2 Abita pitchers when I was in college *and* you didn't even have to order any food...they caught on to my nefarious plan quickly, unfortunately I wanted dinosaurs and robots as a kid and all I got were Barbies and Princesses. I will take that under advisement... Colour Correction. Ozzy and others have spread their destructive communism far enough . As for you if you ever need a good time you just give me a call... In respect to... death? With this face: A set of kitchen knives I want SM3D World Thats a Uranus... I like the sweater in the background that says, "Love is for losers". "Via 9 GAG.com"... Wash your hands Seriously, is this not the kind of thing that would get one kicked out of the Navy for disgracing the uniform or whatever? They actually sell those ** ** Wtf Barney. * * ### ## He? ### uh huh....... You muthafuckah That one guy Well what kind of proof could I provide then? absolutely *not* a photobomb TIL what priapism is... I don't know.... what does it say about me that I like it? My grandfather used to scare me with spiders. He's dead now. I believe there is something better than boobs. It's even more boobs. Gif of hot cheerleader? Out of 3, the first two wouldn't be too bad......the last, a frame for my art show piece, would hurt like a mofo. That's 50$ for a t-shirt... That's the whole damn joke Drop bears... ## ** ** Watching "A Serbian Film" is an inappropriate way of preparing to meet your daughter's boyfriend Why do you know this My mind wanted that to say "buttering" Gives a whole new meaning to the movie "Kiki's Delivery Service." Or the more believable "my dad works at Microsoft and he'll console ban you." It was Red John How could you forget the weed? From the thumbnail I thought it was a hose of some sort, not a hydraulic ram. Edit: Upon further inspection of this subreddit, I think I'm in the wrong place From the link apparently the information was found under the category "Safe Sex". That's sort of weird information considering the category Too spoon.. yeah it's strange how pretty much universally, I always use a game pad for 3rd person games.. except mass effect because bioware are lazy like that The Keyboard isn't I am not going to lie, I was all like at first but then upon second glance I was like ah hell have an up vote for comedic originality. ( Ո‿Ո) A 5 yr old wouldn't hurt a pink deer. An adult on the other hand....... My family does this, my brother and I have had a rueful laugh about it. Last year, all I really wanted was some new nail polishes--told my family, and they laughed because "nail polish isn't a real gift idea" and I already have some. Guess what we got my grandma this year? Nail polish, because it makes her feel pretty and I thought of the idea. Haha ok! I still like your Litwick more though, so if you become a little insane in the meantime think about it The remnant cum under my foreskin... As a professor, . I have this too, and when one of my friends first saw it, she asked if it was a sex toy The last one is good too That tiger sure doesn't look like it's having an orgasm... censored. Because they can't vote for any person who could actually affect national policy anyway? Might as well give em the vote in DC! Nobody does, but that doesn't give any legitimacy to what they're doing. Additionally, no drones have flown out there, nor would there be any in the foreseeable future, as it is a sparsely populated rural area. I've been out there many times, and aside from a race track the next town over, the whole area is boring as fuck. These people are bored and want to feel relevant, that's all. And obviously, what they're proposing is clearly illegal under both state and federal law, making it impotent. Yeah, let's pass a non-binding resolution that says we don't like drones... *that* will sure stick it to the powers that be, and enact change! ...says the guy with a Kentucky pizza place for a user name. I may regret sharing this, but one time, I was *sooo* stopped up after a marijuana binge I had to use a *spoon* to get "it" all out You never mentioned without the dick ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Heartbreaking and the taste stop letting your kids play in the bathroom Creepy fuckin bunny What's with the L1 E account in the Screenshot Mr. Resistance? Lollypoppy just starts hauting you He started dating her when she was 16? Bead Cavalry Sej Um Ok??? Would they still be homeless if you put them in homes? I don't thing you thought that through very well. As a Brit I hope you mean ice tea.... Wearing a tux to a white tie event? Why would you admit to being 11 on the Internet? I'm not even 11 (I'm older, not younger) and I wouldn't admit to being as young as I am. That's super dad cool how old are you OP? ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ahhh..I see... My bad, someone actually believed that you would do most of the job right but leave a wound open because of his skin color...that is crazy..like you Guys thought well he's black so wrap it up here close enough mfw watching shitty responsegif buzzfeed type contentless clusterfuck posts: Oh Ben... Yeah I thought they were all varying shades of but 10 especially seemed like bullshit to me It's 7:20 pm Central what the fuck > Ahh, well thanks for sending me somewhere like that, only to have me head on over to /r/confusedboners because of it One of my biggest fears... I'm an Alex at a [6} I thought someone laced our bud with something for a second Wait, how the f—... ^o I'm kind go glad they included John Hurt. He might have only had one episode, but it felt right. Could the Tunnel Snakes perhaps be a dominant faction in the next Fallout game? There is so much fanny pack in this picture, I just can't take it. Yeeeaaaaaah..... imagine if he was cast for brokeback mountain.. The fifth one always makes me think of . Frozen hellscape? Try middle of Siberia in the winter. Is there a reason you felt the need to start the video with boobs? Ugh.... IE? Lettuce also grows like that but the stalks are the size of a tree. So true. This post shouldn't have been a super car and a muscle car... My mom was sexually abused. Both of her parents were alcoholics. My dad's father was an alcoholic. Both of my parents (and myself, unfortunately) suffer from diagnosed clinical depression. Jehovah is the answer! Haha four eyes! But if they wear glasses it's six eyes I see maybe they're saving it for Christmas Could Gaijin finally get rid of the damn bots since stress testing is way done now? Not gonna lie bro but that is unusual. Say that to friends, families, coworkers, strangers, and they are gonna give you the look of . The only thing the person gave me that I was gifting for was 2 comments, both of which contained porn links . and do their own homework, OP Are you serious with your username??? Yeah no, not all french canadians talk like that. Thanks for generalizing No. It's better that it stays anonymous. The last thing I need is some angry failed actor trying to hunt me down, or a rich parent trying to sue me because their ugly child with a lisp didn't get cast. Actually, I don't think he does. Secret of Nimb, that movie still traumatized me. I'm gonna phagocytize you. Your move Amazon Then disbelieve. It's okay. TIL there's a tea leaf paradox /u/poorlytimedgimli is the one true master....screw this wannabe karma whore Oh wow. From reading the title I thought this was you telling your gf/wife to put on her school uniform or something. Opened the pic and was very for a sec until I re-read the title. Woah. I really need some sleep. I *somehow* managed to read "llamas" as "italians" and got really confused. Well...in the next few days it's supposed to drop 50 degrees, and my phone says on Monday it might be 12 ( ) outside. So you did this just in time, and it looks great! :) How exactly does the jet fuel not completely burn up on impact? My child's father does this too. And then he says, "you know, not everything has to be a competition." MD5 ...you made hot dog sushi rolls? cringed without googling... > Why am I treating this so seriously. Unfortunately it's true, they used to be called shabooty. The other guys I have met in the band were pretty cool, but Claudio....... Is this a joke or is it for real? I used to spend forever releasing the wampas and slowly luring them all into the hangar to fight each other to the death. Nothing worse than using that and having your finger rip through the paper and accidentally fingering yourself 2 YEARS after the tweets were sent out Why would a fish needs to fly? Put it back in your pants How could nobody mention those glorious boobs? "I just seen..." >~~Sex Partner~~ A - ... I am leaving... But when he changed his haircut after the time skipped he uncovered the other eye. His eyebrows are seriously I just may. AT SEVEN?!?! >Sex Partner A - ... I am leaving... I spit out my milk reading your username. But umm.. I got all my $1 coins for a dollar Haha. Your sniper is wearing 3 pairs of glasses Dem legs Traffic-ticket cameras I am so fucking serious I don't see the problem here. And it just seemed so damn *unnecessary* to make him nearly an angry mute. I mean, you have a character that provides comic relief and enjoyment in a time when [All](/s "everyone's favorite character, much of his family, and his entire just conquest is brutally ended, another big character is mercilessly tortured to a sickening degree, and about a million other horrible things"), and the writers thought "lets turn Tormund into yet another brooding angry guy!" ...*what?* You were handed a godsend character for TV audiences on a fucking platter from the source material. Use him! Yeah, you do " " I've got a 5 year old and when I saw this post I was just making up a list of games to add to my Steam account for him. MFW all the of them are still $20. Just looked at the info. Jesus. 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I'm starting to see a trend with all the top comments for images on the front page.... The dude who can't arabic, Maqda7. Really? ** ** alias ="git reset --hard HEAD" toadally... alias ="git reset --hard @" 2003... Doom 3... xD I was six and was playing tag with some friends outside a restaurant. I was running inside to get away, but it turns out that the door was not open, it was just freshly cleaned It is? holy hell your mii avatar is creepy Did you really just call it Fallout 3: New Vegas...? Fallout deserves more respect than that! Whoa, mr data storage engineers carries a sig 226 with the hammer back? The comments with just the face kind of piss me off. Most of the time, the OP is just going for shock value anyway, so those comments are redundant. It's freaking huge! Well at first I was like "haha ok he has a figurine w/e and he has cake". He prob wen't to the store get some cake for a good karma pic of Asuka's birthday, but then as you keep looking and you see more and more figurines and then the pillow you just knew what it was..... I came here to say this. I recently heard that there is a games how in Japan where gay men jerk off straight men I feel like you might have been a bit harsh on the blazers Also not a state Weird and creepy, on a website that has a sub with dudes sticking glass jars up their ass or maggots down their dicks. Yeaa... Alright "Ken had 7 inches on me" Let a friend borrow Dark Knight Returns. He then sub-lent it to someone, and they to someone else, etc. I ran into another friend who told me "Don't worry, I turned that book back into the library for you." His life long dream was to be a cloud Really? You are bringing education into this? got a couple hammers and a shadow essence Here in the Smite subreddit we engage in clever, on topic discussions. Topics include: how much more mature we are then the LoL community, how much more mature we are then the XBox Live community, and whatever the fuck is happening here My name is chandler. Girls often call me "Channy." If that's the **Bestiary** ( ) from the same WizBro forums, I've downloaded it but not yet made time to check it out (other than making sure it opened in Office 2008, which it did). Monster hunter 4 won't be localized for a long time unfortunately. This was my first monster hunter game and I double dipped and got both versions. I play the 3DS version while I'm at the girlfriends or just out and about and have about 30 minutes to kill. Wii u version to farm hard enemies like hollowed jhen ~~ ~~ > . And why he didn't kill him afterwards. No one asked for your opinion on Rahul Gandhi. ** ** There have been a few Morrowind posts lately and I will give them ALL OF MY UPVOTES I just imaged every time you looked at him you had this face: Coming from an art student... As long as that's all they're doing to one another... ... ಠ_ಠ ... If that's what your into, that's up to you, but to me it's Alright. I'll have to check which egg it is in the middle of trade, shouldn't take too long. Somewhere in the middle of the boxish or so I'm annoyed with smokers More important: why does it resemble a link? I was trying to click it for 5 minutes before I realized it was just colored. Says eastindiancompany. Can't browse new stuff without being bombarded by karma whoring man. Its messed up man. That seems pretty amature Pain in the backside you are, lady Seriously? You just let him live there? When are we going to finally start telling people they're too stupid to use a computer? I live in the Middle East and I have a shitload of anime, manga and other otaku stuff which I bought legally online from all over the world. But it will be one cold day in hell the day I buy something without watching or reading it first to know if it’s worth the unholy extra amount of money which I need to pay for shipping, taxes and customs (not to mention the risk of getting my stuff damaged during shipment which often happens or not getting them at all coz they are illegal in my country ). And besides most of these legal anime and manga websites that stream or sell digital copies you people keep talking about do not accept international credit cards (even using paypal) or they simply do not sell to my region. So these fansub/scanlation groups is my only way to know which anime and manga I want to buy next. heh the deepthroating part made my face go soda sexual innuendo ( ) As someone moving to Shreveport soon, Labour was in power until recently, that means they knew the content of the treaty and declined to disclose it while still in power. > I'll tell you what else is hilarious, #precum Cu totii stim ca aste e prajitura lui OP .. isi face reclama mascata.. psihologie inversa . nice try ! Have you checked the weather this week? Being told I had bedroom eyes on a church trip by my teacher. Really? You're using BILD as a source? Good job Reddit. We get a trained astronaut for an AMA and most of the major questions are about farting.... People sure like Goomy. "Software App"... I can't tell if I'm getting trolled or everyone else is FUCK THE STEELERS! That... that is so You just forever tainted something I viewed as a genuine display of confidence and personal expression. Your logic is undeniable though. (I knew about the existence of maid cafes in Japan and never considered prostitutes would be doing this at conventions outside of Japan.) I get so embarrassed when my snake does this... Woah, chill In the 5th grade I had a health teacher that taught the class, after being asked by a student, that anal sex can cause you to bleed, she went on to explain the amount of blood vessels down there, however she never mentioned it being blue Is it really "graffiti" if the "artist" is publicly credited? And just how would you know this? I don't think the fox does either ┌( )┘ I'm I the only person that noticed that her mirror is covered in pus... But if I blink I miss it. She's not wearing any shoes. so google has a giant child porn data base? Well then OP, care to explain that profile picture I didn't say it was a sucky title... Nen Kai "You.... suck... I need to get more coffee because of you... you made me ruin a very good cup of coffee..." Nen sighs... for now coffee can wait. He turns to Asumizu "What exactly is unsettling Asumizu?" Tanyu also s at Kai, blushing as well. "W-what are you talking about? There's nothing going on.. except something with your clan from the sound of it. Wait, what is going on?" My dad hate it cause it was a mockumentary. He love Two and a Half Men and The Big Bang Theory. No one said the Walking Dead? I'm a not skinny female alcoholic, and I can't drink more than 5 Dear god I hope not. blueberry balls? Damn....... I need this This was exactly one hour ago, so who knows maybe they flipped it back over and took off I started working out this year so I got "Wow, you look great! If only I was 30 years younger!" From my mother... Power treads Lion Every fucking time Im pretty sure the joke is that if there weren't any women, other... Things... Would be a pain in the ass. You wish you were ingesting 1.5 cups of olive oil a day. . . Shame on you Mat Zo, I prefer stealing from more mainstream stuff now ಠಠಠಠ ಠಠಠಠ Well, mine is showing me a shit ton about miley cyrus...thx reddit "OTHER hot girls" I just took him to the vet too and he wouldn't pee on their stupid little plants so they could take a urine sample!!! ლ( ლ) ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) Swearing over a microphone - that I can understand. Little children play games too. But making it so it adds to the realism of the game is like forcing GTA players to adhere to traffic rules and speed limits. this is the closest i've seen to a real life Ordered 12/1, still not shipped. I got a mental image of a little kid skipping through the woods with a huge smile on their face holding a hatchet and a rope. Your opinion is bad, and you should feel bad THIS!! XD Chin acne You too work for the mouse. The relevant south park episode definitely came out before hercules. I like the one where the govt spreads these "theory's" so they can seem more powerful, like they can control and are behind everything to the conspirists. I just saw that pall walker was killed by a drone strike Here have one of these! ヽ༼ಠ_ಠ༽ﾉ TENSE YOUR EYEBROWS! ヽ༼ ༽ﾉ That which does not kill you makes you stronger Thanks for that, by the way. If we had not lost that game we would be in the SEC CG, and a BCS championship contender HD6570 I'm concerned that "die" is pretty big I never got the talk. They just "got a book from a friend" and left it in the bathroom real nonchalant for about 3 days. They then said I "self educated myself on the matter" Coming to Oculus rift... ...was not expecting that Are you telling me to go watch porn? > ##I don't know why my text is blue These bots already downvoted your comment on your own post. I have the 120 gig The same. Lice was the first word that came to my mind, too. I wore a rainbow beanie to pride, and boy did I get hit on... More than what I'm used to. I didn't know how to react. I absolutely hate this one the most. It's like, "Oh, well I never thought of doing that!^^^dumbass" "ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ &lt;ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ&gt; ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) IM DONG,JAMES DONG (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ༽ u ugly as fuk ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง : (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ╭∩╮( ° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽" That wasn't sour cream You have changed my reddit rituals to search for you first then the rest of reddit. What are you doing to us!? Why is improper capitalization everywhere these days? I have never seen a gay guy go into as much denial as you. > Charmander edition: I love that burning feeling... As a soccer parent of many years, I can guarantee you there was some furious, World-Cup-level screaming coming from the camp chairs on the sideline, though. I'm so glad they made this announcement two days after I bought my tickets to the San Antonio game in March.. The cumbox. That actually sounds like a good ide.... hey wait a minute What's wrong with cargo shorts? Been off addy for month or more (always fluctuated my whole life) still Blowin it out 3-5 a day. My best moments are getting ruined too. Destroyed three tanks captured 3 bases with 12 kills 1 death within the first 10 minutes. Boom crash. > What happened to the old fashioned tradition of leaving an inscribed bowl behind? "So long and thanks for all the fish" your gif is nearly the same size (30 mb) as the full hd version of this 2 minute video (36 mb) ** ** Her (?) very detailed defenses of the story is creeping me out. How are people this crazy Dat Wings stare Whatever Mukabarat agency you work for, share the damn results this time. Diabeeeeetus this guy put cutler at #10. cutler isn't even playing this week ‎ It's...breathtaking This means this guy has a whole group of friends that are totally cool with this. Kony 2012........... I've had practice with camera angles What a rich and colorful culture... Not > Bored in Slidell, *impossibruh* Thanks, that's very....( )ノ-■-■ (-■_■) I'm sure they were all obeying traffic laws! Nothing suspicious about three lambos wrecked into each other! When something is on "sale" it doesn't mean you are saving money.. You still are spending it.. Actually SAVE your money! *Fleece Headbands* **( )** ( ) This post may actually matter to me if they would release spotify in canada.... You may have heard of it, third biggest country in the world, part of the british commonwealth.... His name was Greg Oh man, IIRC, that thread was split between "IF YOU WEAR BLACK MILK YOU ARE LITERALLY HITLER" and "Y'ALL ARE JUST JEALOUS OF MY GALACTIC STEEZ," soooo not particularly helpful either way. There was also discussion about what size you "should" be to wear them. Noha's Irk Tanyu s at Yami. Right, because there is no such thing as slander or libel or being falsely accused of things, and any time anyone's reputation is ever ruined it is obviously for good reason... It rests between beats Yeah, next we will hear we are making steroids more attractive to teens by making them appear "forbidden" and "grown up". > Right, because there is no such thing as slander or libel or being falsely accused of things, and any time anyone's reputation is ever ruined it is obviously for good reason... She? I read "8inch plastic toy" and my fucking brain was all like "Well at least she won't be bored!" What the fuck is wrong with me? My eyes.. That was awesome... until I tried to view some of them... and they're in JPG format. Why did they skip last week if they weren't showing 2 hours this week? Eye gauze Progress At least you HAVE odds... I know what shouldn't be there...... The Tiaga Biome(don't know if I spelled that right ) I'm watching you zendick I'm an Albertan and right now it's minus 45 degrees centigrade lol and 2 feet of snow in the past 3 weeks. "Hey Sessho. Whats up? here have some food, some sake." Nen offers Sessho food, yes food since Sessho never eats I know, right? Should've seen the look I just got from my guy when I asked if he ever molested his couch. Based on the sheer number of "couch" answers in this thread, it seems to be a thing so I thought I'd ask. Now he thinks I'm all kinds of weird. Watching this while listening to Meshuggah made it a whole lot worse...won't be sleeping tonight NAT where NAT should not be. My primary source of whisky-fueled rage. So one misspelled word means I can't spell? wow... Just, wow. > The fuk ლ( ლ) Of course it does. Right after I order my first RSST Ondolemar came to my wedding. Are you just making this up .. What did you think it was? I....I don't even have a 4 pack Do you even know what abs look like, man? Definition isn't a 6 pack I got a "poop prodder". My face when I got it: At least you have blinds I suppose. This time..? ಠ_ಠ You can be my princess if you like First cat: Don't be an ass. Don't forget to take inventory of your dead birds I went to school with a kid who did that. Did you burn yours too, and if so... Matty D? ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ <ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ> ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) IM DONG,JAMES DONG (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ༽ u ugly as fuk ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง : (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ╭∩╮( ° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ <ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ> ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) IM DONG,JAMES DONG (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ༽ u ugly as fuk ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง : (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ╭∩╮( ° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽" How did your dog get away? Thats what I like to semen normal citizens believe that 10g is enough for a meal. 16 year old me couldn't metaphorically speaking score in a soccer game for the blind and here you are having it off with a college girl and she wasn't even your first. I just don't feel bad for you, dude. Sorry. Boy, there is so much humor in this post. I can't stop laughing, OP. Nen chuckles "Naaa, nothing wrong with getting drunk... just... don't get to drunk..." or a evil sessho will drag you away and kill you The amount of depends on which happened first. At first I laughed thinking it was a joke at the white night redditors who always say shit like that or apologize for all men because we are assholes (except them of coarse)... but then I see they seriously defend it later What a kind friend to film you at your lowest emotional state for posterity. I'm pretty certain it actually says "STOP!" at the end... Save the whale.. It's interesting that my eyes instantly went to after the page loaded. Good call on the title OP OP said *one* interesting fact! I'll start giving a crap about Palestinians when they start pushing for equality for women, gays and non-Muslims in their own society. He just credit carded the whole rail This made me feel uncomfortable Agreed, it is a part of life. Sometimes people forget that the meat on their hamburger was living breathing being. I actually had a young mother (in her late 20s) scold me during a dinner conversation after the subject came up that I was a hunting enthusiast. "How can you kill innocent sweet animals?!" There was ground beef all over her nachos. > There was ground beef all over her nachos. He said Soldier**'s** Field i was obviously being 110% sarcastic, and pretending to be a reddit r/atheism circlejerking atheist Dude. Been waiting for that a while, eh? Yeah i know just being witty. :p No Because I must be a hipster to own one alongside my road bike Makes you wonder what it uses as a vine " It was literally unplayable...", ok, I see. "This also happened yesterday..." now and days I think everyone is downvoting the others in hopes they will be the highest karma wise Wow, a guy flicking of the camera, so hilarious, I'm sure this will be viral by tomorrow. Just had the exact same thing happen. Haha. Down vote! Risky click of the day Fair enough, but I also remember the time when we got IP boosts and the lags where not even close to this, so we can at least hope ...~~who am I kidding, Riot no care~~ and yes I do agree that we have too many posts about the lag My mom did this to me with my beta. Except she replaced mine with a white one, so it was obvious. Twist: She accidentally killed it by flee bombing the room the fish was in. She's not a smart lady... Definitely not the first thing that came to mind.. # They need to score points to win this game... > Indeed You guys look so damn good and I hate it. I'll choose the way that makes me feel less awkward to interpret that thing you wrote Buuuuut yeah, I'm not only looking for suggestions, I also wanted a discussion on the subject! Comparison pic? Of your face of course.. ┌( )┘ It's not a competition ( ) But I bet the incidence of mime assault and murder went up drastically, not that I'm complaining. So, your like a home flipper, but with men? Not exactly my fetish, sorry to disappoint you... Destroyer of Worlds. Sock puppets and interpretive dance. Have you considered one of those cones they put on dogs? Oh yes please tell me more about how terrible we are and how great your shithole of a country is. You cry and whine about America but our economy is the only thing keeping your fucking continent from going bankrupt. Go spew your bullshit somewhere else That uhh.. that is fucking insane. **NEW MEME CONFIRMED ‎** Please tell me that's a 7 not a 9. Otherwise it's my birthday But what if both santas arms were broken (sry it has 2 be in evrythred lol!) My SO always has to use the restroom for 15 mins right before we are walking out of the door. He also insists on stopping at the gas station for a redbull or soda when we are late. I one had someone here say "don't ya'll pray to Mary so she will forgive your sins" No... Okay I don't post much here it goes, Santa Claus: Time to check Aminobutyric_acid's list of gift req-... You seem to be new to the internet 5 bitcoins is worth thousands of dollars uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmm There's been 5 posts in the last 30 minutes, ang its 3 in the morning. . ლ( ლ) And that covers like 90% of my listening I wore pads in white leotards when I did ballet as a teen. Shockingly, I leaked so often that my mom had to show me how to bleach them. They don't show that part in commercials. This is SO FUNNY ლ( ლ) eyecontact while fapping. I would kill all of my believers. I tried that now because the is the first I've heard of it. The first thing that got my attention is that their idea of "humour" is 9gag links Can I get extra ham and cheese with that up vote? Who dare to come in our lane? Reminds me of good old ** ** :) Greatest Cowlick Ever! Yeah, over here we sometimes pretend the metric system doesn't exist. Dude I thought so. >~~ ~~ ಠ‿ಠ why do you guys know so much about dick sizes That's what I just said. Giroud so close Reel womyn don't make spelling errors. I hope your typos are just that, or some inside joke. . ( ) "her" referring to the one actually wearing the wedding dress Souls a bit like homeopathy... ( ) Won't biting her cheek like that with a weak immune system lead to an infection that might kill her. 3mil views is viral. This went from cute to ‎ real fast. ‎ They need to chill with the cameras switching literally after every second... Missed Ellin's part Cringegasm Ah yes, Minecraft, which, after millions in sales and two years on top of an exceptionally long alpha, has just recently gotten a *third* kind of flower. Your dollar sign is on the wrong side of the number These refs. I had a classmate who swore he was allergic to salt. I was all “ that makes no sense”, but he insisted (but wasn't on a low-salt diet or anything; he ate the same cafeteria food as everyone). Never figured out if it was a particularly pointless bit of bullshitting or if he had some actual condition of some kind and just completely misremembered what it was. Or if it's possible to be allergic to salt, for that matter. ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) LOWER YOUR DONGERSノ( ノ) Why is there a scope/target on the president's signature? Hot coffee all over my clothes. Thanks man ** ** ლ( ლ) You trust lemons? What the flying fuck is with the commenters here. Jesus murphy. Other guys do you start getting boners if you hug a girl for like 20 seconds or longer? I start feeling one and I have to stop the hug before she feels it Humanity as a whole, no. People as individuals? Yes. Humans are greedy and self centered. It's in our nature. Individuals can be kind and caring. I'll continue to despise humanity on a general level, but really appreciate people on an individual level--like the BatKid event. I really appreciate everyone who participated in the BatKid event...and I'll dislike those who said "oh, he USED to have a terminal illness but he's in remission now. That Make a Wish shouldn't have been wasted on him" Not sure why you get downvoted but the guy right below you says pretty much exactly the same thing and gets 41 upvotes. You.. ITT ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ <ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ> ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) IM DONG,JAMES DONG (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ༽ u ugly as fuk ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง : (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ╭∩╮( ° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ** ** I know right? Usually all I get is . that explains why Mr. Roger had no family... I've recently started dating a girl who claims she loves trees but doesn't seem to want to smoke everytime I offer Wow, mind=blown Aggression? 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But I thought the banana was proof the God exists snide it's so perfect that it fits in our hands and has no seeds and blah blah blah. Too bad I can't do that on Woodman. As much as I hate the MACW, I have to admit that those guys can fly and if you try solo flying you will be ambushed by at least one of them (looking at you Sato ) and will go down quickly. This is why you want environmental protection laws. Not because the government likes to interfere with your business, but because people need to be protected against other people who don't care about anything but money. (Looking at YOU, USA. ) Same here. Was ready to use the . I haven't ever gotten the opportunity... Just like the tides... Nobody can explain it My post started a war "Should" is an odd choice here. It's not *necessary* that people live together, it's just common for Westerners to do so, though I'm sure you already know that. My husband and I are both American, in our twenties, and moved in together a week after we got married. That's unorthodox these days, but I can't imagine our relationship being much different if we had lived together before (though he'd probably be less likely to leave his underwear inside his pants when he takes them off ). I don't think I've ever seen a better IRL Me too...BLoD Well excuse me for not knowing how to screenshot on a Kindle Fire. As the guys in sunn would say..." MAXIMUM VOLUME YIELDS MAXIMUM RESULTS". So do it . Upvote for cakeday, for medical advice. Heinz is the only proper ketchup. No they fucking dont! Why do people keep saying this In So you are being molested while unconscious by someone you never met but its ok because it's for science... Like other popular games don't have skins you can buy No. ** ** When I opened the link I got "You Are Banned." OOC: Fiora: Blood Aura When I first got my driver's license, my mother vehemently refused to let me check the organ donor box for this reason. Of course, I argued that she'd appreciate it if my kidneys failed and I was able to get them from a donor. She then yelled, "TAKE MY KIDNEY" at the DMV so I shut up and listened to mother bear. According to her and CSI, people will kill you for your organs if you're too far down that list. #You got something to hide, buddy? On his behalf, Scar you Looked like something I saw on reading rainbow Yes, fried chicken. That's what I see. Did you just say "1.1*k* **KH**/s? How do you know where he send her? 3 of them? I thought the thumbnail was cocaine. I had my engagement ring ready but I guess it doesn't even matter anymore I'm 26, and I live next to a college campus! This is how I feel walking home from my usual 10 PM wine and chips run on a Saturday night, and I see hordes of drunk 18-year-old girls. Last weekend a drunk girl shouted, "GIMME YOUR SWEATPANTS" at me. I just saw a white guy with a black girl today, both good looking, probably mid to late twenties, looked very happy. It was right after I saw this post too, so I was expecting trouble and hidden cameras You are extremely attractive and the new haircut fits you well. However, on a more important note, we need to talk about your issue with licking telephones This is amazing! Now to have quick access to on the keyboard. Steve Harvey's face is so... That is terrible... you can't exactly use your door so every time you go to get in you have to crawl over seats probably honking your horn as you climb over but then you'd have to find a way to get rid of the ice.... You could go and buy one (wouldn't suggest driving your car as you may not make it out of the driveway) But... Your a marketer right!? I'll do some pixel art of it if you'd like. Ughhh my high school boyfriend was the same way!! 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Just don't get your web persona and your real persona mixed up /u/BountifulPenis > and admitting to trolling? you're not the smartest person #### God damnit Nano ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) LOWER YOUR DONGERSノ( ノ But no Reddit Gold, apparently. "We are in the low teens" Wait did you just call Mayuri Kurotsuchi weak? Don't give a damn about zeros, i want the boofighter to realize it's a seven metric ton plane empty and act accordingly. You get out of FL you bastard... those boys are playing for the home teams. Just make it Suikoden High School then, as apparently that never gets old in Japan. First time I came for a 60 yr old?   The worst thing is that women actually want this...unless that's a good thing...sex slaves ...................................................................................................................................\............... ( ) You didn't answer his question At first I was all o_O but then I was all when I realized that the knife tip and blood had been pre-applied to the back of the hand. Should I assume your part of a marketing company, and rather than hiring talented employees, you are getting help on reddit? ლ( ლ) I can't believe it, but he is almost right Ash get the badge in Episode 162 and decide to go to Ecruteak City. In Episode 163 is the Bug tournament and in Episode 164 they see Sudowoodo. One other direction they go, they don't go straight to Ecruteak City, before that, they visit in Episode 165 the Ruins of Alph. They reach Ecruteak city in Episode 183 Why is that link purple After a heated match of Shotguns and Pistols on Killzone, someone messaged me with the words "I'm going to put my dick on your face"...... Yeah I seriously don't know. How about some shittyphone service with your uplifting stories?! no waaaant, much bad. There's also /r/SexWithDeadDogs, don't ask me _how_ I know that The moment Tom Cruise comes on screen. Because it already has 1 health I have the love of friends and family, which I would value at 25 dollars, any takers? I will throw in my fat cousin with low self esteem for free. Nice try NSA! 1 hour? That's ages. What if I get bored? I need a television, a couple of book, does anybody want to play chess, bring me knitting. How do you say that in Korean They definitely get mood swings. Right now both of my fids are molting and growing new flight feathers. They're enjoying getting around a bit easier. After we bring them to the store for grooming, they give us the look ** ** for a day or two, but they're fine after that. As a former retail employee, I feel your pain. But as a current librarian, I are disappoint. This is sure to get the issue taken seriously... So they almost never bite, 4:07 must totally be a mistake. Oh wait, two more after that? Ill log back on to the phantom project on e i get the assignment and update! I only need 170 tank kill to go Licks why u let the cat out of the bag ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ When you was 3 or 4 Daaamn Whats a urethra... Oh god Was wondering the same. I'm from Germany, have done my fair bit of ice skating during winter and fell a total of 1 time. 60 dollar box price, 15 dollar sub, and ingame store ready to go. ( ) Tu es trop difficile ! What did you see: all I see is [deleted] They're crazy. SRS hurts the community of Reddit more than TRP, who are basically confined to their own little insane asylum. Also, I highly doubt that a single TRP'er is going to really murder someone because of something a random stranger told them on the Internet. At least, I hope so. Says brokenpenisagain That makes 2 jersey residents with inappropriate flair in this thread According to your chart, it is more cute to flirt with a 5 year old than a 20 year old, and just as cute to flirt with an 80 year old as it is with a 30 year old. I'm in love! That looks incredible and 3 for $5?! Is there a way to order online? I might be stupid but it's only giving me the option to find a store and the closest one is all the way in Virginia. ლ( ლ) I know a girl who named her first son Nathan... And the second one Jonathan ( ) Where the hell did it come from? Never seen before. Let it LOOOOAAAD. I know you know the posting rule. Yes. This time... to the child. Thanks, but I already have enough people not responding. I am torn between upvoting and downvoting. That is fucking disgraceful I did this after already having a cargobob on Pegasus, not sure what happened but I have been given the option to put it in my garage. ** ** Ou just announced to the internet that you use internet explorer Is... Is this a reference to what I think it is? Try saying that when Stephen Garcia decides his one game pretending to be Tom Brady is against you. Is there no ebook? My fucking dad called me while I was at the hospital with my wife giving birth, to ask how to fix the TV reception... long shot... across the semen... (┛ )┛彡┻━┻ I just heard a reporter on TV call a human male child a boy. I was talking about what our ancestors did, not what people have done in different modern cultures. Also I don't really consider Wikipedia a legitimate source for a scientific discussion . Evan Mathis still not up there I just back from my walmart and was able to buy a ps4. They had 15. One guy was buying 5. Could this possibly be more fake and contrived? to your username. People that drive stick really love talking about how easy it is to learn to drive stick, and how everyone should know how to drive a stick... until you ask if they can teach you. Then suddenly it's all about "You're gonna fuck up my clutch, lol.". Of course,they clearly had no intention of winning the election and thought FTTP was a terrible plan ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ And juggalos... THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING CUPCAKEBLOWS WOULD SAY CASCOON! /r/circlejerk really is leaking. I truly admire you guys for making fun of hats in order to feel superior. Those cheeks <3 Why was that already purple? I don't care about that adorable baby......I want the hat! I couldn't find it, but in the offseason someone posted a picture of Tony Gonzalez suited up standing in the tunnel with the caption "One last ride." or something. How's that for That is just all kinds of wrong a great dude who lurks /r/watchpeopledie If it was a typo, it wouldn't be a question I'm afraid I already did semi? A blatant violation to the Internet Posting Statute and the Man Code. Creamy. Alright then! I should have seen this one coming considering our time spent together before this date mostly consisted of her using me as a taxi service. Oh, and I later found out she had been pregnant with my roommate's boyfriend's child a few months prior to us meeting. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Given your name, I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not WTF?!? "Her university then *decided to to sponsor her* to undergo plastic surgery." The temperature isn't the thing. The frozen mountains of snow that have been piled in the bike lanes are the thing. Art Museum, I'm looking at you This discussion is **not** what I expected when I clicked on an NSFW link titled "what do you guys think about the twins?" No..... ...even though he apparently thinks they look like "smallpox." Oh sorry thanks for explaining it sometimes I forget your better and above every other fucking person on this planet I find this information disturbing, yet intriguing I never wanted to sleep again anyway Well... at least the username is accurate. Google glass Fuck! That music is UNBEARABLE "Yeah, I want fries with that." You think $99 is a very reasonable price for a controller???? Really? Shitty news, I hope second market gets on them about this. I don't see why Fidelity will be against us they are part of the Fully connected to the fiat system. Give us Molly > > No, you have Tommy Kelley. If HE goes down... ** ** Well if Jesus was real, being from the Middle East, I'm taking a guess in saying he would have been more likely Arab on some level. But to sound unpopular, Santa does come European roots, and there was more likely somebody it was based on who was in that German areaish. I don't think the world will end if a black guy dresses up as Santa every so often, but Santa is kinda of a white guy by tradition. How I look on the outside: > I don't understand what it is Yeah that guy isn't on drugs at all You need to have some strong words with your imagination. The mistake you're making is assuming you know what all guys want. Stop it Get away from me Tommy Wiseau For a second there, I thought it was dust ** ** Yea. Fuck. I left him in by accident. How are guys like that getting dates? God knows I have. They were brother and sister... Someone who actually WANTS to listen to me ramble about Eve? And I might get paid?! No reason for that penalty Demers We've done a lot for you the last couple of weeks so you better beat Miami and Baltimore I will give you the up vote, but I still shall judge you.. I'm gay. Just... He's been told he looks like a less paralyzed Sylvester Stallone before? I hate people like you. So you don't pee inside the girl.... I tried to think of places where this might be possible... The poles? Venus with its retrograde rotation? Mercury with its weird sun-in-the-sky movements? Perhaps an oddly tumbling asteroid. But, nope, this doesn't make sense any where. So, wat indeed > ### ಠ ಠ Mine does this. The other day it did it and died. 5 mins later my phone turns back on with 38% battery... Went home went to sleep and woke up with 20%... The thumbnail looked like a stylized version of this guy But who will watch the watchmen?. I read smearage as smeargle I remember a couple years ago my younger sister and her friend wanted to come up with catchy nicknames that mimicked Hannah Montana (basically names that rhyme with a state) and her friend chose Alexis Texas Dat 50% crew. Easy there, Paul Ruben! CptJack's ult face... This has come on really nicely! Also, are you a Chrome user? Is it weird that this reminded me of Spongebob and Patrick? Mario, that was not nice Can confirm. I'll take that. The cords are still there... Dat Dragon's Maze. Yeah, who cares about the fingering . (not sarcastic) That username (ಠ_(ಠ_( )_ಠ)_ಠ) Doesn't matter how 'in the heat of the moment' you are. *Always* use lube. Mfw no karma for idea ( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (ಠ_(ಠ_( )_ಠ)_ಠ) (( )) (for you, /u/Gl33m) Yar. This one, and Stargate Universe. It took quite a while for me to get invested in the show (I can't say why I kept watching, but I'm glad I did), and then it just gets cancelled without any sort of proper ending. Glorious work, brother . ( ) When I take them out of the bath I have to quickly dry them and put them back in the cage, otherwise they shit on me... How much karma do you think you have gotten just from replying with ? Exactly..... * * This took a turn I was not expecting. In any case, the crotch is one of the warmest places on your body and also probably one of the smelliest to a cat. Probably nothing to worry about although I would discourage the licking Lol. Chrome fails to install on all these computers. This problems is isolated to my computer only . Oh well Suicide "chubby stick" *Girl named Lauren* How do you know *you're* on the good people list? Hereing Thanks a lot! Now I can't stop picturing my husband in a short cheerleader's outfit and pigtails, while holding a pair of pom-poms. That's disturbing JFK looks like he has Down's syndrome... Kid at my school showed me this picture today and said "me and my friend are smoking this today" I can confirm. 'Pete' the Llama was placed on my enemies list after a 4th grade field trip. Jaws. "It is an underground cavern measuring some 55 miles by 20 miles and containing between 125 and 185 billion cubic miles of molten rock." > I don't even...we all came from the same ancestor. We're all the same species..I just...I don't...I don't want to live on this planet anymore. What else?! As a gay man, . "Hearing AIDS" is a terrible way to describe deafness. OP and I share the same fridge model. (ಠ_(ಠ_( )_ಠ)_ಠ) ** ** And he did That's pretty "cool" is this the face of a man who cares?! Or the pokemon balls... (ಠ_ಠ_( )_ಠ)_ಠ Don't me! I just solved your problem. Yeah I wouldn't have assumed the majority of people were here for sexual reasons... but judging by that vote count... You lie!!! Blasphemer yupp good strategy until your 2nd round pick Julio Jones goes down for the year Terrorists Fucking glitcher What kind of brew kettle is that - seems to have instructions for cooking children on the side ;-) Walking across a parking lot, a guy calls out to me. At this distance he looks JUST like my old college suitemate. I go, "Hey!" Then walk over, looking at the ground the whole way, give him a big hug, and when I release, I realize, I do NOT know this person. "Umm, hey! How are you??" We small talk, and go our separate ways. The next day, I arrive at work, sign language interpreting for some college class, and there he is, sitting in the front row. And after you removed him there's no way to go back to the main page of reddit again. 'Cept numbers. My friend Jay was at wal mart one time picking through DVDs waiting for her fiancée to come back from buying a game. She's causally browsing through the giant clearance bin and feels her fiancée come up behind her. Continuing and not looking up she says, "oh, I didn't know you were here to do me in the bum." Just in time to turn around and see a lady and her baby fast walking away from the bin and giving her a stare that can only be described as " ": it's been overused, and tells you nothing about the post itself. Burn all the couches!! Went to the NHL All-Stars Game in 1994 because my dad's company had box season tickets in San Jose. I was 13 at the time and hockey being my favorite sport, it was awesome. Well they have a celebrity game each year the day before and each of the celebrities go to one of the boxes for the game and hang out with the people. So out of all of the people that played we got Alan Thicke. I thought this was pretty cool cause I used to watch Growing Pains. So he sits down right next to my dad in the front row of the box and watches the game. My dad and I try to strike up real light conversation about the game, the hockey season (he's a big hockey fan), etc, and all he gives is single word answers and "uh-huh"s. The fact or the dog? Or your sister? You know, I should really stop being surprised at what I see on reddit. That's eight words. "It's sake! It's the best." Tanyu is indeed the type of person who would give a child sake. "Sort of." I might be oblivious... But why? When i was an eighth grader, my school told us we weren't allowed to eat hot Cheetos at school. Since it was a k-8 school, they said that the little kids could get it in their eyes. ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ What if you were in the middle of all that and you needed to go poop She has better handwriting than me I would focus on the sheer joy of sharing with my SS/Giftee if they actually replied back to me... or posted about their gift. It's been a looooooooong while since they got it. POOOOOOPSICLES! looks like I'm going to spend my birthday in the movie theater. ### Tacoma and Spokane I think we are all missing the real tragedy here dogthedogsaver callously took the life of an innocent lock and no one is talking about it! Yeah, sadly that's just how shit works. ...Because Zack revealed his rubber ball here? I don't see what's so " " I just realized my reddit App can do this: It doesn't look like any of them are "Class dimissed" When you learn proper grammar, maybe I'll find it for you. Good luck with stopping it that easily I thought the album was pretty good every song flowed well, well written, well produced. Thanks for explaining everything in the title, now I don;t have to read the article.... I hate that last button. Hey! You stay away I..don't know whether to upvote or downvote you... Maybe, but... I'm not a male. Well they say great minds think alike, but unfortunately for you I'm pretty sure I don't have a great mind ** ** I just feel bad for him, he's so into it and she's like, "... " Good idea. Your tag is now My reaction to the title: ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ It does sound pretty cool but... that's how my first date ended last week. she's a shy one and we were practically strangers before hand. i walked her home (I KNOW WHERE SHE LIVES NOW ) and we talked for a bit on her stoop then she gave me a quick hug and scurried inside. I'd crosscheck her salami. Well, simple. First, you click "reply." Then you click in the reply window. Then you type " ". Then you hit "save." Oh really? Well thank you kind sir for educating me on how to make a face. This is more WTF than the post. > ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ 'Buy it for a friend' I'm in Bolivia and was literally swimming with these demented fucks yesterday in the Pampas. I had no idea I was at risk of being neck-hole raped. It's like your statement got progressively dumber and dumber... Those nice people in vests are police? I live in the wrong country.... Oh, how naughty have you been exactly? Dog? ლ( ლ) Read post title Dude, all you did was take bits and parts out of context and refute it. Your arguing for the sake of arguing. Nothing better to do than trolling? *they're... Im sure his mom would have helped out... Astonishing work OP! Just bought and played with it. You know what? It's fun . No, look at his post history. There are several JIDF, or something to that effect, in this thread. Look at some of those down voted in this thread. All they talk about is Israel, and do nothing but defend Israel and discredit anything that may imply Israel has done anything remotely wrong. It's bizarre. I'm kind of freaked out because I've heard of this, but have never seen it in action. Don't be a fool, wrap your tool...in umbilical cord... Fucking. Pyramids. Before they were finished. ( ) Me: Ooh, 11B/40C... I wonder what that is. *Google search*... Sure, let's do this (ಠ_ಠ(ಠ_ಠ) ) For a second I thought you were saying Matt Ryan and I was like Based on times I am late to the discussion, I was at Nutcracker rehearsal. While I understand it was inconvenient not knowing and your studio should send a reminder earlier, I don't think there can be a compromise to let Dads in the dressing rooms. Our Nutcracker and recital has girls up through senior in high school, there shouldn't be men getting to secretly ogle them in the dressing room. Also, our Moms are discouraged from being back there too. We gave a couple signed up to keep an eye on the younger girls and the older ones help the younger ones get changed. As women we get in the room because we have the same parts XD :P It uses a bot script to find any post containing only " " Nobody's answering OP's question. For some reason when I first started reading this I thought you were a kid/preteen at the time. Then I'm seeing the beer part, and was like Damn.. How about a NSFW tag!! My manager asked why I had a boner after looking at this. O man, this was me a few months ago... And I also bought Basilisk. You can kill Chop temporarily, but he will respawn after a short while back at home. I found this out the hard way when I tried to take him for a swim at the beach. apparently he's allergic to water or something--he died trying to walk in half a foot of water! Ha. It's really strange though; I eat a bunch (?) and never exercise. I also have a buzz cut so my mom says I look like a holocaust survivor . Mother of god This name did you even read this thread?! The poster said that it seems unfathomable to quit, and Dermatillomania is a condition, not a "bad habit". You sounds like the exact people this thread is talking about She's holding that keytar upside-down Nothing to crazy. Some projectile vomiting. Teachers and kids cursing each other out. A few fights, boys not so bad. Usually ends quick. But the girls... hair and clothes are the first things to go. Kids leaving a river of shit and piss in the bathroom. And girls were the worst. Cleaning out the tampon/pad box was the worst part of my day. The smell of sweat and period blood... Getting sick just thinking about it now. If she is a trap she probably has bigger biceps than you You can't trade pokemon with HM moves? I inherited some reddit gold WHY DOES MY HIRE COMPANY ONLY HAVE WHITE OR BLACK TABLECLOTHS OMG I'M GOING TO LOOK DIRTY IN IVORY Whoever thought tablecloths would be such a big deal? Sleep People Jesus christ I wish I hadn't clicked on Wednesday, the cat. ^That ^photo... Aww, hell no. 2nd or 3rd floor Hardcodes and renders his comments?! Does this even exist? So that's why all the fabric chairs in our building have suspicious looking stains on them... That I'm thirsty What is the deal with the critique of your writing style? Who fucking cares? You opened your heart with a stream of consciousness rant and the best response people can give is "add paragraphs." It's Reddit-ulous Well now I have to go back My face now: ( ) Oh man, Essential Scented Oil of...Fighter? and I was excited about going to Nepal Just don't say "Я имею кошку" Facing the same dilemma. It's either one of them or I can pick up Doug boldin This whole world's a pussy just waiting to get fucked. Get off the elevator, and back on the ice Teemo Nothing special, really. I use Selsun Blue for dandruff control, and every once in awhile I'll steal my girlfriend's conditioner (which doesn't do much). I still need to get a comb though. I've been using a giant black 8 inch one... 1. No wonder half my school was pregnant. Freehold Just when Pep was starting to gain some of my good faith, He calls a double reverse. You live in the South and you've never heard the term "Bible Belt"? What is that thing??? ? No So an extra 25 - 50 cents per burger. the moment i take off my RG3 jersey and put on my Ovi Jersey he does that. ლ( ლ) Hehe, hehe, oh my! No... I think we should be the ones skeptical about *you*, /u/I_READ_YOUR_EMAILS. So deep My reaction... the NOPD likes getting these calls, and they don't ask anything of you (like, you just say ^ what you posted above^ and hang up and that's it)... So, we're you expecting one of us to call? I got finals man Wouldn't it be two lives by then It's all about the money now. Terrorism was just an excuse. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ WOAAHHH THANKS DUDE You stop that. You stop that right now General. I'd get the carol kicked out of me by a cheap stripper ...who the fuck complains about not having to watch credits?!?! I....ಠ_ಠ NEED....ಠ_ಠ IT.....ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Church's eyes How the hell do you do that when I came *Writing web code in a language without a true Unicode string type.* Sonic.....? Have you ever even crafted runes? And had sex with a donkey Opera Dat collar ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Kid probably peed on a Barbie again I'm not sure... I've seen people mosh at a Sublime with Rome concert. To Summertime. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^^ಠ_ಠ^^^ Horse Porn? Yeah, he was producing "milk" 9/10 I can't I am left bewildered and confused boy isn't THAT the truth. 'Nameless Horror has no name.' I know every one have theire things, but... Tanyu nods at Nen. "It's the best, really it is." She sips at it more, then s at Yuudai. Tanyu is all kinds of as she drinks raspberry sake and watches this. Did..nope. I'm not even going to ask. if you took bio 101 you'd understand everything he said , >Me: "Hello, FBI, we have a problem." ...yes. me: "hello, FBI? we have a problem." me: "hello, FBI? we have a problem." "hello, SS? we have a problem." I was really hoping to see a in there What if I was Hey Mama - Kanye West... > When I raised my standards for evidence and starting researching for some, that ended it. I actually didn't see that until after I read this comment me: "hello, O5? we have a problem" /r/transgender I want dat plat. But that multiplayer trophy... Fucking multiplayer trophies. Still, not as bad as the random Lego Marvel trophy that requires a second controller. submitted by Kittenbasher, hm? I am not religious but others are... My point being that it's normal where I live in 'Murica that some people around here goto "church" almost every Sunday, the world is too confusing for them so that have to ask their imaginary friends when killing people is justified... That's nothing compared to the on Hook and Bae who aren't actually connected to the Dark Curse and really shouldn't care about its rules. Are you saying the 360's CPU/GPU doesn't have an internal sensor? Potatoes make bad cameras... The comments.... That Vortex ring of "fending" Yeah pretty much... Haha, that would require us to have mods that update things. brother? Food stamps are underfunded because the rich don't rely on it. Wuuut? When? NOPE Punchline in title Exactly. The kicker is that at time of the incident, my car had recently been added to my SO's EZ Pass. If I had just blown through the EZ Pass without it I would be all set (photos taken of my license plate would have checked out in EZ Pass data base). If I had simply remembered that night I got pulled over that my car was on her EZ Pass account I'm sure this all would have gone differently. Nope, forgetful me decides to try and pay and then has the wrath of a shitty incompetent toll booth operator unleashed via a dick bag LEO. Yes what if you're say in the american legion and some old guy says "Man I fucking hate those Japanese communists" and you say "why" and he says "Because all they eat is raw fish and they have evil slanty eyes" and you're just like and then all the other people start agreeing with him then my point is valid. But yes I do agree with you %100. how u do dis sorcery? I let a guy suck my cock for nothing!? God damnit. Is that monkey toe..? Wait you felt bad for laughing? I...I don't think you're actually one of us Tanyu s at Mrokeii for ordering water at a *bar*. I check every day. It's not enough. Tanyu s back at Mrokeii. "What kind of an excuse is that?" HA HA HA.... ( ) [ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ](//#couragewolf) I came from /r/all. I have no idea what's going on in here what? Link pls ( ) Mother of all things ... Yes. It is good. Red River Gorge could be a place of natural beauty but it is overrun by the hillbillies and trash that have decided to litter and tag up the place. The tagging has extended to the Natural Bridge as well and that sucks, because you know... Like this: We had a young kid (maybe six) start putting stickers all over our walls and displays. My exact words were, "Hey buddy, you might want to hold onto those for later!" She told me that I shouldn't talk to a child like that and to mind my own fucking business. "...*Steels*..." *steals Woah nelly, we can improve this build significantly. I'm gonna drop this post as a marker so I can find it again. But first.... What is your faction? Tanyu just laughs, as if she's done something funny. And you think that people in a "Buddhism" thread are going to give you a un-bias opinion? AWREGSFDTREFADSGSDFGSAD. ლ( ლ) This would be insanely horrifying. Imagine seeing the old hag at Walmart's statistics were high. It's simple, . Ctrl-C, Ctrl-V. Most people Google it and copypasta the characters (or even have a Word document or something with them), but I use PhraseExpress to automate "LoDis" and have it turned into . It was a light-hearted exaggeration > That's one hell of a sell by date Any chance you could start linking directly to the image instead of the minus.com website page of the image? us with mobile readers would save a bit of bandwidth and load time that way. Right now I have a 1TB Western Digital Black drive for all my games and programs, but am looking for just a little bit more of a performance boost. I feel as though I'm being cramped by my C drive only being 60gb I literally have 4gb available on it I was kind of until I saw your username. Nice. **Fosters Light Ice. ** Indeed late very late ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ I hear all the time what should be coincidental replaced with ironic. Someone will be talking about some place they go to on the weekend as they *coincidentally* pass it, and they're always like, "Wow, so ironic, I was just talking about this place." And I be like "Did you take english in high school"? ** ** I saw a google.gif option but.. Sorry, did you mean a Juche 73 moment? i see what you did there hehehe ( ) Oh God. That's really really bad. Two downvotes? Why such hostility? Does no one like chubby guys? At first I was: "Royal Navy?" Why only women of facebook? Women of reddit have breasts, too, you know i hope she doesnt find out your username.....( ) ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Maaaaan - this still hasn't been fixed? Blizzard Like this? This What did you do!?!? Quantum lotus This... *this* right here is why I refuse to look you in the eye and smile. ** ** Oh hey, you have something on your penis... let me get that for you. That doesn't sound fun That is very oddly specific. ** ** And then maybe they can get started on gameplay issues He won't admit to it, but you know he did. What? Last time I checked, humans are more advanced than animals. Unless your a racist Please don't be more hidden weapons, we've had more than enough of those Of course there will be Time Travel. That was one of the main plot point/focuses of the comic series of the same exact name. I disagree with this statement. Although you may have the statistics somewhat accurate. Regardless, one successful terrorist attack can wipe all of those percentiles out. Every country suffers from police brutality, gang violence, serial killers etc... All it takes is a devastating terrorist plot, successfully carried out, to destroy everything we have. Thanks to our ingenious government/moron president we become all the more vulnerable day by day. And....now I'm under NSA surveillance, so while they're reading this FUCK YOU GUYS Nen takes a nice drink of his sake. He has NOOO intention of starting that again... last time it got him killed by a certain someone who keeps causing issues > Edit: I just realized you just tried to insinuate it was even possible to struggle to get a kill with an igla. ... I definitely remember something exactly like this happening at my house, with a friend I didn't see again. English, plz playing against "bots": Im not sure why this Semyour Bot picked meepo, but he might be suspicious. ( ) >mfw only le 90s kids will remember this meme ‎ Her: "FBI there's a problem" Oh can't wait for this week chapter I didn't notice madara arm bring ripped off the first time but in colour it makes more sense now. How he's standing after that ass kicking makes no sense though he lost a fucking arm in the process and just ripped the other dudes arm and out it in himself. All these years and I didn't even realize this could be seen as a guilty pleasure "I've honestly never thought about it, what about you?" 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This is borderline wtf. Just to be stubborn, I'm sticking to *"War-chester-shire"* from now on What Which Version do you mean? Diglett can learn HM01 only in Yellow Indeed... Damn it, now this meme is going to be overrun by people's annoying real-life stories WOrks fine at 60fps for me on very high Puts shoulders back and puffs out chest.... Yup, but younger people statistically vote less often. I think I'm setting myself up for failure by trying to put a number on things ( ), so I'm just aiming for as many as possible. Anything over double figures and I'll be happy! Adding to it Or r/child... if there was one Alright, now how do I make my pick screen look like that Not convinced Brian can blame this one on just bad luck.. Let's get this straight, you say he/she lacks social skills and then you ask a childish question like "how many friends do you have if any?" meant to demoralize them. Apparently you do if you're bothering to join the conversation. Unlimited access to books (12 credits) + 10 million dollars when you finish your sentence (20 credits) = Not like I've heard that before. Bacon torpedo how did that little dude survive like that Be prepared to expel, though. I almost never swallow. I love having my husband cum in my mouth, but I once it's there. Mooooooooooo. What did Ocelote lose ? Being *envenomated* by the blow darts. BACON TORPEDO > qlitch^^^ Dr.Strangelove or visible as Dr.Strangelove im so excited for this game! Good clean fun for all the family... ** ** Reading that article made me lose 20-25 IQ points... Your parents having sex Change, We fear change! down to earth... >One Christmas he bought me a shower handle so I could hold onto it and he could fuck me in the shower. i was referring to the people I had just mentioned in my story. what do YOU mean "these people". (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ヽ༼>ل͜<༽ﾉ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ヽ༼@ل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ('ºل͟º)ノ⌒ノ( ノ ) I was too slow on Zac Stacy and now I'm playing against him in the finals. Oh god, I put in my bio that i'm gay This image is frustrating for people like me who don't like cream cheese. Well, obviously most important thing is having proper winter tires, we use studded tires here. Any car will do just fine with those in the winter, but Z3 with plastic rear window without fog removal would be painfully bad, also that soft top is not best with snow and ice. Needs also auxiliary engine block heater which I dont have installed, helps with those cold mornings, it can get to -40C here When need karma specific to that sub? I had been anticipating this comment Yes, you'll get a different ticket instead. Yes, FirstRapeSkullFuck. The giving season I had no idea the wrangler had a radar dish on it. Well... if latex and whips is your fetish... by all means? I have no idea who will win the vote damn took me longer than it should have to understand your comment. can't believe its almost the 2020s "For now, he will take the wood in the back and that's not gonna last forever" You are good people's. <3 The fact you're queueing as Tank adds to the factor tenfold How exactly did you want them to teach you As I was watching this I glanced at my tv and it was freaking playing on a morning news show. yes, that is a dog, and yes, those are his eyes. Using puppets and interpretive dance. When can I drive it? Mmmmm.... 150 m is too big ** ** Not bad..... he look like an old man wearing eyeliner Nematodes... "how to kill someone and not......" I know. It's just that I've dealt with people who literally think gay people shouldn't be classified as human All of the silver I find is fucking platinum. **condishuns** Let me just go Google this to see what the fuss is all... > What's funny about this situation is the reddit mob wouldn't be as outraged if it was a prisoner killing a guard We've both been gypped. I'll have babies with you For fuck's sake Nice tumblr name. > Very friENTly of you, OP. Shit was so cache... I honestly have no idea what the shit you are on about, right now. You stole the wallaby ? We're all -ing at you. Bad credit?? Try no credit. When I first started college I didn't have credit cards because I knew I didn't have the money to pay for them. I had an employer tell me no credit is just like bad credit because it means I can't handle credit. I thought I was doing the smart thing by not buying things I can't afford... Baiting? Bragging? WE ARE TALKING ABOUT BOTS GOD DAMNI ** ** I expected somewhere else Green hellfire very christmasy "one click" So the guy comes up with a clever way to not kiss the stranger beside him, and she acts totally disgusted. She should be thanking him. Wtf Another quality tweak from Intelliborn ( ) So.. basically anyone who is willing to go out with you What's that? Last boss? Nah, better save it.. might need it later. i can smell him every night ~~~~~~ Currently downloading this and won't be able to play at school because I don't want to cry like a baby. Nice shot. It's weird that the TV clock was so far off from the official game clock. The TV clock shows the ball going through the net with 1.9 seconds left, but the game clock shows .4 seconds. ** ** Probably at home, by his parents or relations. HAHAHA fucking bully. Fuck his probably terrible homelife which causes him to act out. **ಠ_ಠ** ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ No ...jk Get out of here satan ( ) ( )ノ-■-■ your bro saved 40 bux and the owner probably had to skip feeding his family for a week? score, huh? Why not at least use vi? How the hell do you navigate through code with nano? What the actually fuck. This guy actually believes that bronies are the main marketing demographic for this? I'm not even going to get into the fact that they memorize the "cutie marks" and shit like that. Why? Just why? That's another reason why I loved it so much. The community on there was great. Freely giving out tips and tricks and laughing at people crashing. Basically you would hear someone start swearing (ohwhatthefuck!) then you'd turn the corner and just see chaos....which you'd try to dodge but you can't because he hit a semi now the whole road is blocked! TL;DR: gots no cash monies for a taxi to the hospital? Here, take my fire truck instead. I assume your girlfriend was too young to drive? and shit.....? ** ** And I bet soon they'll have special seats in the ER which you must pay hourly if you want to keep. Can we figure out why she pees standing up? You could at least say no thank you. Hey! You're giving leathery old queens a bad name. Would bang a slowpoke? That's what you get for not putting a password on your account and making a new user account for them. Great Scott, how have I never noticed this before Vil ham her gutten have downvotes med vilje eller hvad? Jeg er sgu ved at blive lidt træt af alle de her "troll"-brugere I was twelve when this came out and my dad had the "talk" with me described masturbating as "zombie-ing" it. I read "humor" as "tumor" and I was like Does he spell it like that too? yes because smoking pot is clearly the gateway to molesting children... ** ** Colour me surprised. I'd just say haha, then look at your boss like this The prices they show in stores don't show the total cost of the item - they add the tax at the cash register. I didn't, actually Yeah, FFS the mom's dad had side ways green stripes, and it's a dominate trait I feel like your definition of "hate speech" is very skewed... Amen Oh any 9ers reading this can suck on it Hold them down and stuff it down their throat? How about making a bunch of Jewish characters out of bacon and sausage is an apt description. Yep. I just love me a neck beard. What if his legs are hairy there? Could you imagine the pain when ripping the tape off? Looks like you need to clear your notifications Can confirm, when I'd do our laundry my ex's panties looked like she'd been housing a family of snails in them He's like the son of Dyrus with Voyboy This is Etho's FIFTH death to Pause... So, anal rape? Woah Uh....uh....you're cute, Don't rip my heart out I'm not . I just bought Bakemonogatari and Nisemonogatari Blu-ray special edition sets and the currency conversion rate made me cry a little. And oddly enough...Drew Brees' # on his jersey is #9 Yeezus juice? Are you a mustache... The greatest argument isn't the behavior of Christians, the greatest argument is that there is no evidence to support anything supernatural is true, let alone a highly complex being. You can't have an honest argument and defend a book that's saturated with stuff that's already been disproven. There is nothing you can say that has not been heard here a billion times before. If you knew how they broke these elephants when they were young, you would not find this image amusing. ## This isn't funny, it's animal cruelty and is technically illegal. ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ‎ Would you enjoy it more knowing that these animals are are horrifically abused during the domestication process? So you have experience? I was wondering why there wasn't a NSFW when I first saw the mini image It's supposed to go in the bowl, not around it ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ ‎ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ ‎ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ 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ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎ ಠ_ಠ‎_ಠ‎ ‎ But you're a wanna be, you have nothing to trade Somebody gonna get a hurt real bad do you need a doctor? It's ok if you put it somewhere else I will keep upvoting this face until the threads are filled with nothing but . Heeeeeey /r/sexwithdogs it's an active community My children love the color tablets! Last night they had a black bath. Nen sighs and reaches down and pulls Kai up out of the water so he can breath again. He ruined Nen's nice relaxing laziness... and Sake Tanyu s at Kai for his waste. "Stop smelling him!!" Asumizu at Tanyu. "Uh huh..." he says to her, squinting skeptically. Tanyu s back at Asumizu. "Yuuup." Asumizu gets in Tanyu's face. Asumizu intently at Tanyu. Gaaran s at everybody. It's a ಠ_ಠ-off! Tanyu rises to the challenge and s right back at Asumizu. Asumizu puts his hand up in Nen's direction and increases his at Tanyu, leaning closer. Gaaran s at Tanyu Tanyu recovers and ╯°□°）╯︵(\ .o.)\ Asumizu while ing. Asumizu （╯°□°）╯︵(\ .o.)\ Tanyu once more. His increasing in intensity. He splashes a big wave of water at Tanyu along with his （╯°□°）╯︵(\ .o.)\ Asumizu makes 3 clones and （╯°□°）╯︵(\ .o.)\ everyone with a bunch of splashing water, while maintaining ಠ_ಠ but now it's very intense. (ಠ_(ಠ_ಠ)( )_ಠ) Asumizu gives up! He just tackles everyone into the water and makes them witness his Tanyu s at Asumizu for ruining the 'moment'. Nen is all at asumizu and the (ღ˘⌣˘ღ) to Tanyu Visible... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS TOO. F U N N Y ghosts under the bed Dude. Nana doesn't move He was also trying to tell everyone, "Hey everyone I know all the words to this song and I will show you each part watch, wait here it comes..." So they *do* care about the design? 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It feels nice helping first timers get through a dungeon. I had a similar experience and got to watch the cutscenes for the first time myself since I hadn't bothered to check them out at the Inn. On the flip side, I popped into AK in progress where the tank quit before they even started because the group was "under geared ". These guys were is DL or better and it was a DF run It wasn't bruised that badly They should probably just throw on a potato sack as well. I mean, what's the point of them dressing well now they've achieved all of their life goals by snaring a man? Secretaries are only there for eyecandy, after all, not to do work. yes thats what im saying exactly. Yes they didn't have online but the streetpass function provides you with a link v link experience. Zelda metagame? every man would just get this: *ಠ_ಠ* ^ಠ_ಠ *ಠ_ಠ* ^ಠ_ಠ *ಠ_ಠ* ^ಠ_ಠ *ಠ_ಠ* ^ಠ_ಠ *ಠ_ಠ* ^ಠ_ಠ *ಠ_ಠ* ^ಠ_ಠ *ಠ_ಠ* ^ಠ_ಠ *ಠ_ಠ* ^ * * Pics or it didn't happen. . . . . . . . . . wait, never mind. Neither of those guys are black. "Fuck yah I remember that shit, " Wearing his jersey: Damn it, that was supposed to be a deterrent. "But I just need any sort of contact with Joel." So you are the one who took it from me, I still look it up on lolking from time to time in the hopes there was a name change. Why^would^you^do^such^a^thing^ no homo The cat's expression alone is just brilliant, as its eyes just widen like . Make it pop As a Micheal, fuck you. He posted something to /r/ponypee (NSFW) once. Do NOT go there! Because fox really needs to be better ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ Cela n'est pas italienne ! ###** ** yea it posted to the wroong sub...fuck man sorry, my life is a little tough right now. How long have you wanted to be a comedian? Was it something that sorta just clicked, or something that you just really wanted to be. Did anyone inspire you to become a comedian/song writer. I watched what and you are such a great performer, were you always really open or have you ever been shy. What kind of person were you In high school were you a class clown and popular or a good student, Thanks Bo You are great at what you do kept doin it! No questions, but one of my friends asked you out from the crowd during your show in Brookline and you rejected her, I am very disappointed in you. (Just kidding, it was kind of weird to try and ask you out during your show anyways, I forgive you.) I read that as "gang bang" Until you throw it up. Even with the context Polygamy Porter I hope you paid this man for the magical internet points he gave you, you did pay him right? Just imagine sitting in a seat made from lego blocks while stuck in traffic... You're right , wouldn't want one of them to be missing a chromosome As a guy, no. No I don't. $699 Same here. Just finished a race silver with a 3900 payout. That's with 16% affinity and 30% assist bonus. Something don't feel right Why won't you eat them? ლ( ლ) Oh dear god.... And even tho its an ob troll people still down vote it... Pages: "negative 32,768." ... Yay! You can have sex with 9-year-olds! No excuses > /r/scarybilbo *click it* so much of these have to do with cum I think the gurgling's because he's still breathing? why are ALL of them purple Nen laughs "It isn't Snaky Tanyu... though he can be a jerk like snaky was at times..." Nen then the alligator thing Hi Cole, my name is Cole. We've got the same tradition apparently. Except I don't get anything else. I'm fairly certain I was a failed abortion. "No, no! He's juuuuuuust like him!" Tanyu s at first the NewSnakey, then at the dragon. Dude Tanyu s at the alligator thing. "I dunno, are you sure he's not snakey in disguise?" She leans towards Nen and asks quietly. "Can we roast him in a jug of sake?" As Mrokeii says her name, she turns to look at him and is confused because she wasn't paying attention, "Wait, what? That's us, whatcha want?" * s the dragon and steps back* "No thank you." "Ok..." Nen whispers back and then continues to An'nai An'nai and nen stop there little ing * s gaaran* "I still do not like him...he gives me the creeps" *sighs a bit* "But...i guess if it is a part of who you are i can;t completely hate it." Alright, I concur. I had no idea so much processed food was involved as well > "0 days, 1 comment" Panel A. ಠ_ಠ ^^^so ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^many ^ಠ_ಠ ^^very ^^ ^^^so ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^such ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^much ^ ^such ^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^very ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^many ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^wow ^^^ Why do the younger ages get less offensive colors Are you keeping him that way? " " - Jeter How is that Obama's fault? That series made me pledge to never start a series unless I know it's fully written. I borked myself twice since though. One by Kylie Chan that I thought was a trilogy but turned out to be a trilogy of trilogies, the third of which has only just started being written. Lana backwards Dating a religious person. What made it worse was that they were raised Mormon. Fuck that religion screws people up. NO! soda. I've just been asked by my institution to do a Tedx talk and am intensely reluctant for this very reason. I can't stand the earnestness and stilted showmanship of normal Ted talks, and it's worse in Tedx. So much cringe. Not sure I can get out of it, though. Faaaaaack! no amount of eye bleach will *ever* help me fully recover from what i just read Get that spoiler off it The suggestion that today's healthcare was - 'a good ole free market' before Obama is saying something about your argument... Mayonnaise..... The texture and the fact that it's practically pure fat just creeps me out.. I can barely touch the jar Best fine dining - Chipotle Draw it and scan it. Look of disapproval: ** ** ...*A black hospital executive?* Tanyu s at Yaji and the barrage of berries, but then laughs as well. Yeah, I guess noone made a fuss when Sergio Garcia made a fried chicken joke about Tiger Woods. That I really hate most Indian, Pakistani, and Arab men. I live in a muslim country and after several years... I'm just completely done with being stared at like a piece of meat, every single day, every single time I leave the house. And approached and harassed everywhere I go. They all think that blonde hair = hooker. 1,030 is the 6th percentile dude, are you retarded? because screw those who AREN'T students living on campus or in the metro accessible area. Moral of the story: don't date crazy bitches who feel the need to test you in order for you to earn their trust. My name is Jenna... in high school I was known as "Jennatilwarts". I hated high school . Sttttaaaaaaappphhhhhhhh ಠ_ The number spells faggots All that potential but no results to be found (┛ )┛彡┻━┻ Secondary use to a Banana? What would that be? He got dumped and some pixel money makes him happy? Just look at them like this and say nothing. (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ.... ヽ(•‿•)ノ..... ヽ( )ノ somethin wrong with the NHL? It's like it has a candy coating..... WHALE TIPPER CHAIN EVERYTHING TIMES 4 "Those minerals were free because I mined them." Yeaaaaaah I feel your pain I think this is the first use of 'woymn' outside of tumblr-land that I've ever seen. You commented for Karma but didn't actually contribute to the conversation. I know I am going to join you in the torrent of down votes. I'm not one to really down vote with out saying why so down vote away my body is ready. I was told the carpet does not match the drapes...and shes not a natural red head... Also keep an eye out for small web cams. Perhaps..... Wearing headphones when I'm home alone. Yeah, I know the doors are locked. But still. Scary shit. No one is pointing when I put the cursor in the top right corner. Dude. It is if you are 5 years old In the few times someone waved at me instead of trying to shoot me or cutting me in pieces I accidently respond with the surrender move . Five? I feel your pain. My name is TheHungryHungryHobo, and people keep asking how hungry I am. You didn't edit your comment Your local front page has a bible quote on it... ಠ ಠ I will pretend you are not an israeli sympathizer Good lord....You could buy a car for less than 9 grand! With that username I wouldn't be surprised that he/she is a pedophile Tanyu s at Gaaran for setting a fire indoors. My books need to be classified by color and size Tanyu ಠ_ಠs at Mitsu for wasting sake, then s at Gaaran for being weird. It took me until halfway through the comments to remember who Stephen was This is how I imagined your face when replying: needs more cowb.. God damn yes. So much win. Why you all so cooking awesome? Weed. Well crap. I just dropped $120 and $30 for shipping...that's what happens when ya don't read the rules. My name is Frank, I can never say 'To be frank,' which sucks because I am often very frank. I tired not to, but I'm on mobile using alienblue, and there was no way to reply to my own comment. Or you could use mega, they give you 50 gigs, you don't have to pay money to keep it up after a year, and they won't sell your information to NSA. that one guy still has a motor helmet on. doesn't seem very fair to me December 20. Thank you for feeling my pain. :) Mom has explaining to do on why her daughter has such dark hair...compared to the rest of them They're are WHIPPING them into shape Haha oh /r/nottheonion you crack me up. Wait a second, /r/worldnews... Gaiz. He wants to breed his two white tigers. Not try to fuck the girl tiger himself. Yes, "Ima Eat Her Ass" could be considered unorthodox. Dawg... Display your plumage and do a dance. Make sure to puff out your chest. A million per month, I would grab a backpack, choose a random country (that would not kill me for blasphemy) and travel. Maybe rent a boat and help some marine biologists do some research. What was the original post? And have you confronted him, and could you get that confrontation on video? Mine certainly is. I'm not? Or do you know something I don't. Get a full body of a woman tattoo on your body that you should I thought cute nigers Why is this NSFW? ┌∩┐( )┌∩┐ > You're NOT allowed to masturbate in my online galleries, tho One time i ended a relationship because i was at an all girls church sleepover thing, and they started playing the song single ladies. Everyone except me was dancing on the dance floor having a good time. All my friends were single and they wouldn't let me dance to the song and it made me feel like crap. So i broke up with him shortly after that. It wasn't the only reason but when i broke up with him i felt so freaking dumb telling him that. And it just had to come right after I upgraded to a second hand iPad 4 with iOS 7 ( ) ** ** I'm thinking Arby's. One time at the gun shop the employee claimed this was "the perfect backpack gun". At one point i asked for silhouettes, same guy replied with "you mean a big, black, person shaped target?" Yeah, I haven't said anything against that? And why the hell is my post downvoted for stating facts But, obviously worried about fighting Racism, they decided to keep calling it a "racial identifier". The play action is killing us, and it's so slow - woof I didn't notice him until the end of game 1... Man he is annoying It is. OOC: ლ( ლ) Ya what a sexy baby. "Together" One time, i was channel surfing and the info bit for one of those shows used the phrase "sexy babies" Wow, Reddit, way to not get a *Princess Bride* joke. I said . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch Thanks man. At least I can say I've never had a STD. My friend had one Fucking...REALLY?! dafuq AIDS derp ^ > Like a conversation that it is completely okay to discriminate against women under 35 in STEM fields because they're probably bitchy, going to cause drama, and/or they're feminists. *Mrokeii s Tanyu as she does her Dramatic Pose.^TM He does the same to Nen.* Perhaps I should have included that I was talking about my phone and not the official update being released to the people in the US ( ) Please do not equate Jesus sayings with religion. Those are very different things and even categories. Why can't phobias have normal names? I saw it Buy bitcoins! Maaaybe... Gardevoir Tanyu s at the person falling out of the sky onto Nen. Sorry if it sounds like I dislike it, it looks pretty good. Especially compared to a lot of the pics on this sub. ** ** ### If you're a non-native speaker of English read the article. If you're a native speaker of English you should be embarrassed. Your point? No. It's perfectly correct bar the Oxford comma. Restaurant opens at 10AM? Better get a coffee to-go and break my $100. Going to Bali and following them on Twitter are great things to do in Perth. Can't tell if serious or joking I am filipino and I like it. Been there too. Accused of opening myself up to demons, even rejecting the Holy Spirit... Ron Burgundy Interesting photo in that article Wait, are you saying banning Christmas is an acceptable demand? Surely you mean "makes sense" instead? I'll upvote you but I'm not happy about it germans know how to work with gas There's nothing funny about protozoan rape I like burning CDs to put in the car. What is bad about that? *Arizona* "ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ <ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ> ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) IM DONG,JAMES DONG (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ༽ u ugly as fuk ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง : (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ╭∩╮( ° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽" *skipped* Ooc: He gets even more angry when people call him a pug. This community has a habit of jumping down people's throats OOC: What the bloody hell are you planning? Thanks. Part 4 is delayed a little....might be late tonight. So this whole thing has gained supporters because of the eating of "poo poo?" ... Homer choking Bart with a penis? Pretty sure a latex glove is cheaper than wasting a bag of IV fluids Beta I thought your post read "they changed the name to" and just typed it in Safari. And mine for the jets haha. He got around c'man, its his first game. He already lost the date, dont you dare take the other away from him Middle school and those alphabet characters look like they we're written by a 10 year old. Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude...wtf man Stupider. At first I thought that was a giant peanut. ( ) If it is agreeable, I would like to kidnap your voice and wear it as my own. Though I feel like a woman with that voice wouldn't be nearly as charming. My senior class made t shirts with this on them. Same situation here. Was really worried this would happen. So you fed the most on your team, as well as being the only one who built useless items. Think the Peruvians might not be your biggest problem mate Stop it. Stop it I say. Yeah, it's hilarious. My wife and I quit at the same time a couple years ago. She hung on but I fell off. Tried to sneak them. I got a lot of these . Heh. Finally I quit too. Haven't looked back. I remember doing this on windows 98 with my colorized task bars and shit. *Every* toilet? Perhaps not, but the actions they took have It should be illegal for churches to be tax-exempt. That's the second time you've spelled "year" as "ear"... I want the Bills-Dolphins game to be relevant again but not like this Buffalo Pocket pool I fixed it after all, I used a simple console command ( ) More comments on the title than the content Quit smoking... successfully this time Like it, like it... ... skin icicle. This reminds me of a post the other day, according to the comments, women wear shirts like this because it's comfortable, not for attention from males. Jets/Browns switched to the Denver game as they were kicking the last extra point. We have sharkeisa That just sounds a bit *rapey* to me *Mrokeii s Eiji.* llol. "Why the long face?" ಠ‿ಠ Haha, interesting. That will of course be fixed. Just need to find the most reliable source for calculating the rates. Who the fuck cares I JUST watched this movie for the first today... Hello again, Russian-Spy. Has your dentist given you the truth serum yet? You got M. Night Shyamalaned, you poor poor soul. I got M. Night Shyamalaned for the first time when I saw The Last Airbender. He took my Shyamalaginity and he took it hard. The original Battlestar Galactica episode when Apollo gets into a Wild West gunfight with a damaged cylon that's been killing settlers who didn't notice that it's scanning eye stops just before it shoots. Lame. So he got you really drunk... Then he stabbed you in the dick?... What a colorful culture Time for a season ending injury, ( ) Looks like a job... ( )ノ-■-■ Tough season when Neal has become a 'key player' Haven't you ever heard of *science?* I've always took it as Humans naturally want to destroy things.... Although that could just be me. Really? Bon Chon Chicken. Category: chicken. An embarrassment to the US I can understand people downvoting something they disagree with but I can't figure out what's so unpopular about you saying that you enjoy getting your partner off IED!? It seems like any tweak that hides carrier wont work for me. Installs with no errors but does nothing on iPhone 5 7.0.4. Also can't get adblocker to let me install. Well, you would know a thing or two about reposts. I care. You were allowed to swear and carry on like an ass in your elementary school [ ](/r/funny/comments/1by64a/came_into_work_today_to_find_this_on_the_printer/) I think you know Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo .... Roger that! iOS 6. Zelda? **She.** Its like the audience they're going after are people with an IQ so low, they need a laugh track to indicate when something is supposed to be funny! I don't go back till the 6th. "Connecting" while in Drink Beast Mode™ is my second worst nightmare. The first being another partner touching my bar. obtaining a copy of black/white... I see you didn't read the rules. You are not eligible for skyrim. Ziplock bag?! OOC: oh my god XD *debates replying to Reeve's " "* I've never known how to bring this up but I stopped eating cole slaw from local restaurants because sometimes they taste like cum. It's like a smell that you can taste and that's what cole slaw tastes like to me. And it makes me wonder what the "secret ingredient" really is.... More like meat drapes Why did I go to r/pegging, knowing full well what it was? Boy, that was hilarious. No no, it's ok, don't read my reply with an..'off' tone, it was more like " but i..i..i just said..." haha. Enjoy your night man. Taxes are a massive PITA. I'd love to be able to import various cigarettes for personal use, but it seems damn near impossible to do without going through a shady "tax free" website. "Just badges"... Seriously, he wouldn't stop taking it in the ass Your counter says 1 day... What did you do yesterday ? Why the fuck wouldn't you wear deodorant every single day? That is one creepy mothafucka!!! I ❥ her ( ) lol you got down votes again ( ) I'm not sure if the use of an obscure proprietary image system and unstable software is enough to sell me on it. I find this odd, I just installed in yesterday as a new user with the latest version, and it worked fine for me. Linguistic genocide? That's.. Not a very durable material for a car... It's... Nope, drawing the line there. This will not become a pun thread LOL I'm sorry but I thought the thumbnail was a black person. Wow. That's not racist, is it? > Ooc: Image upload on alien blue is easy man. When making a new comment, tap the drop down tab. Swipe to the left. You see more, image, and . Tap image. Simple! interstellar nukes > Twins... I'd say you have one-upped me good sir. Take it back for replacement. The first part too... Yasuo free week ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Like I made up my countries laws. best use of I've seen in a while. haha! thanks. according to high elo players, diamond 4 isnt even high elo WHERES THE MICROPHONE?! I said "that camacho looks good" to myself when I saw it....how did you know? How'd she get 8? I don't get it. Man, that chic sounds like the ones in movies. They intentionally kiss you and make it like you kissed them. . I know she actually tried to explain it, it's awfully similar and I thought I should point that out. As a guy who doesn't moisturize his hands, but somehow still has silky smooth skin, there is nothing worse than handshakes. You've hit the nail on the head -- except that when I hug, *it's personal*. I've used windows and linux for many years, I still don't comprehend grep... Nice. This is my favorite tweak! > for the wrong reasons. "blah blah and I like dicks blah blah". I gotta reread those... ¡No mames! ¿No bebes alcohol? Isn't that illegal? *turnt up* ... Don't. Mr. Bates Ooc I'd be psycho too if you cut eye holes in a bag, put it over my head, then posted on reddit for karma Did Joe B. just mention "ladies night" when the camera was on a bunch of teenage girls? The fact that Zeph vocalizes what he wants in proper context is something to behold, not criticize > That's not SATA What about candlestick? Oh look, more pedophilic posts. > The Holocaust. No ice? ** ** Because fuck you that's why It's obvious you added a shortcut Touché! ლ( ლ) It ended over 100 years ago. Sir, ahem, I believe this might belong in /r/marijuanaenthusiasts/ I guess 'penis in vagina' is about as discrete as you can get when it comes to describing regular sex Is that...Krampus? 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Thats not Obama you idiot My Blackberry won't charge on my brother's HTC charger. It recognizes there's a cable plugged in, but *won't accept power* THE CONSTANTLY-SHAKING CAMERA So much bullshit on the DVD sets... an you can only get the "complete series" on Blu-ray yeah, looking at the amount of posts not a single santa delivered a gift, seems legit... Wait, that was fake wood? ( ) After my Mcafee subscription ran out, the programme started blue screening my computer. . I did that. Wound up in a mental hospital in a foreign country at 15. Good times I'm pretty sure I stopped playing Skyrim 2 1/2 months after it came out. I did not know about any of this for $10.00 an hour..... Unless one of them turns out to be gay. Not one for non virgens. This sub reddit you dont need to get a dlc to understand the concept of "farming" I *honestly* only found out a couple weeks ago that this was sung by a guy! Happiness. "Haha, Hulk think you tell funny joke." I see what you did there. Seer Did I really hear kids laughing in the background? I want to get a third. A masked one. Two are a handful though. Fun, but a handful. What the fuck Four shifts. ESPN dropped us a spot in theirs this week Dude her parents were brutally murdered and she raped by a band of thieves. Yes. I often have to prepare an outline so that my mind doesn't blank out. Including writing down my home address. It's alright! The first one has it enabled, split vertically Maybe they are going to give us all free PSN credits for being totally unethical and performing server maintenance during one of the busiest days for the online gaming community as a whole. Sutter Cane's In The Mouth Of Madness. Fuck a jetpack, i need the Santa suit ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Looks like my friend's mom Only at 3am when you shine the space dockers lights on it Well, I'm pretty sure it wouldn't be North Korea... **You**... you troublemaker, you. Man, you're packing. "Awww how cute the dog wants to stop her from rolli-- .... " We're looking at you Canada Oh god Nien.. i could see ur junk while u were running down the stairs After 80+ days on reddit I still don't know what OP stands for. I want to figure it out by my self like I've done with almost every other short but this one is hard (+ English isn't my native language) Morning beers. Glad tomorrow's a day off too. It looks like one of those bottom flap shirts that kids with diapers wear. Hilarious What. The. Fuck. ... It makes sense that child pornstars would be on motherless buthow would you know? Ooh man I forgot about summer ears He beat me! Repost. Thumbnail didn't load. Clicked anyway. " ". And once you get in the house, repeat. Me reading the title: I can't say if it's the *worst* movie I've ever seen, but that Scott Pilgrim movie was pretty bad Did Anyone else notice that it looks like he's bleeding by his scarf... ** ** Seriously, why does Manning kill all of his slot receivers? They're like rabbits, and he's the weird looking kid on the block. People need to stop giving him rabbits. How is a dead body and sex on the same topic. If this were a subreddit about bananas, I suppose he would be on a banana, as well? I'm not sure if you're joking or not to be honest... Replying to save this "for science" A-are you my fiancée? Repost. ಠ_ಠ Ah so that's why I have literally no allergies from anything... My mom always told me she ate a lot of nuts... \( )/ I dont have any dip \( )/ Thank you. Xmas does not apply to me, Hanukah does, but thank you anyway. I dont get gypped because i pointed out to my friends that if i had been born in march, i wouldnt get penalized. Gotta love the jewish guilt! "Ubuntu Christian Edition" Saving on mobile. Last month alone I racked up 203gb (not misspelled).. And verizon hasn't throttled me as far as I can tell.. After I learned that I've been trying to keep it on the downlow just incase I was placed in high gold and proceded to platinum in 2 weeks I got a jar of piss. He ceased being a good guy when he started indoctrinating children. -( )- how did that little dude survive like that Oh yeah, if you like Nexus devices, you're automatically labelled as a Nexus elitist ( ) My mom would always do the whole knock-knock-push-door-open thing that so many parents do. I never understood what exactly she hoped she would catch me doing. I would just be on my bed looking at her like oh yea? well you look fat when you cry. Jfyyfhdmkdyhdjmdkkಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Only that's not his comic, it's from chaoslife I would mildly like to see more, yes. mfw I witness meme king make good meme ‎ Doge all the ETV's photo shopped out no doubt. ┌∩┐( )┌∩┐ Clearly Tom Brady is. Clearly Stomach vagina. ** ** ...why would I think that they are dolls Oh NOOOOO! ...I'm an Asian man. I just had a talk with my dad about this after he did it. In my house. That he was visiting. 1200 miles away. I'm 21. Single keys sold out. Must be really poplar. This might be a trap He feels funny. Saw this one when I was home alone. Did not sleep. you just called a chinese guy a human calculator you racist. Golf bat ... they really need to put the christ back in being christians... looking at you Palin ** ** Damn you pulled them off perfectly! I'm actually looking at options now Have no family I got downvoted for sayin i was on us... Link is private ... In the literal interpretation of this sub, go ask your parents kid! I'm with sky on the standard fibre package. 40 mb/s download and 9 mb/s upload. Fuck you virgin for not being in my area. You have to be kidding Why didn't you get it when it was available not too long ago? "Rewarded" >3000 comments Well then. If you *know a guy*? Is this M & M dealer in a dark alley? Anal, cactus.. ( ) Right there with ya. Except I've got a bottle of bourbon next to me instead of a drink from Taco Bell. <.< This year it's my own fault for alienating everyone and screwing up every relationship I've ever had. Now, the bottle is my only friend and I can't remember what it's like to have someone care about you. Way more then 6-8 months, I would say 11-13... There usually goes 1 year from they announce the expansion name till they actually release the game. MoP got announced october 2011 I think, it was released september 2012... That is 11 months, and they pushed this XPack really hard since they dind't patch cata for a year No joke, my boyfriend bitches about eating too much rice / Asian food with me. It's like jeez I guess you shouldn't date Asian girls then. Well Jfyyfhdmkdyhdjmdkkಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ to you too! It's almost as if she has two assholes... That.^ Yeah just show up and be like "Uhh yeah a dragon attacked Helgen like 9 months ago and its probably already been through here multiple times." He'll just sit there like Still problems Hawks fans are so conceited they think Starbucks invented the cappuccino. Needs a banana for scale I tried.. and failed. I can see your butt crack when you stand up. Wait wait wait... Arrested? Like juvie, the slammer? This is why I hate the school systems today. That sounded hyperbolical, but then I looked it up, and the MS-1 engine is indeed heavier than the Maus engine. I am...conflicted [7] Apparently Wait, fedora coin is real too?? Tanyu eagerly takes the sword. "Whoa it's heavy," she says, initially surprised, but then she wields it and swings it around (yes, inside Tibs' home ) and looking verrrrrrry happy. :D "It's so greaaaat!" :D :D :D Totally all right sometimes...... but isn't that why reddit has become categorized with r/circlejerk, etc? Pretty annoying seeing this shit on r/all all day. I'll get over it sure, but it does suck Jesus, well I got ripped off Your username Oh. My. That makes more sense. At first I thought it was about a guy. It 'twas a joke. You are a terrible person. You're not alone Do you know what a rage comic is, or did you enter the wrong subreddit? M-GO is now built into roku so I gave it a test run. Since it works with ultra violet I decided to use it as my ultra violet app and uninstalled the Target Ticket channel. There are some movies in my library that it says are unavailable. It doesn't bother me enough to install a different ultra violet channel but, for example, I have "The Queen" in my library but M-GO says the content is unavailable, but doing a search shows that they do have that movie available for rent /r/incest We're definitely doing a good job finding Carlton Cole from all our set pieces That title Her hands don't look right. Ugh at least you can celebrate Christmas haha. You'll find someone soon, love can be in all places and unexpected ones mostly,trust me when i say that. :) Haha,well i got the username because during summer my boyfriend took me to the Dallas World Aquarium and looked a penguin in the eye and started motioning like a bird,my face was all like . ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ It says Smith and Wesson so you know it's top notch. > pull out ( ) 20¢/mile in cash! Wow!!! Today we make a salute, to all of the lost kief. seriously. i had a "friend" that got married after dating for six or seven months because the girl was catholic and really wanted to have sex, but wanted to wait til marriage I'd pay him to read bedtime stories to me... Starting with the hobbit. What a massive screen you got there wtf, yikes! That should not happen with any modern firearm. Uh-huh. I'm watching you mister ** ** Im not sure if i should be proud im one of them, or ashamed What is this craziness? They do need to be sharp to work. Dull scissors don't work. If you're talking about applying an unlimited amount of force to get dull shears to work then yes, the sharpness is irrelevant. But if you're talking about a normal human hand, for which they were designed, then sharpness is just as important. Or as you said, easier. > That escalated quickly R* sees everything in these subreddits. How do you think the exploits get patched so fast? They...see...everything... Stealing one of the top rated comment from the dark humor thread a week or two ago...niiiiiiiice The first time in this thread I know the quoter I just went from :D reading this thread to ....I'd rather not think of it that way Billions for the war on drugs. Billions for the Pentagon and DoD. Billions for NSA spying. Billions to bail out banks. Not enough to catch rapists unless you want to pay more taxes. Damnit this is the third story I have read from you tonight! +/u/dogetipdev DTeu5cFDLJZjbXQthPAfJ3GJW2ujb3j3xv doge (ಠ_ಠ) ( ) (>_ಠ) ....the fuc? Why would I lie about that Should have stopped reading at your narrow minded description of Mobile During my senior year two Freshman girls started fighting because one of them insulted the other girl's weave or some bullshit like that and they started arguing about who was uglier, and the insulter just reaches out and pulls this girl's hair out and starts scratching at her face trying to *get to her eyes*. Meanwhile, the insultee is trying to protect herself and it blocking her face. Eventually she gets dragged to the floor and is getting stepped on and kicked in the head and face. There was a HUGE crowd of kids blocking anyone who tried to stop the fight and the police and an ambulance had to be called to disperse the crowd and get the now unconscious girl to the hospital. She was unrecognizable when they were putting her into the ambulance. All over an argument about hair Seriously? > anyone thinking what I'm thinking ~~;)~~ I could try I refuse to die by lethal injection Your nails though... Ha I remember reading from you that you forgot about this ( ) Saw a guy on campus wearing "keep calm and swag on" No, not at all If you're on reddit at work, maybe you should be fired anyway How do you know exactly where you are? Is there an easier way to find out? I had a full map and compass (before I fell 8 stories off a balcony, no-collided through the railings ) God damn the Heat are playing in Portland on the second night of a back to back on Saturday Looking at you, walmart You're the one. Dun do dis, what did the last text say TIL I was wrong about half of the lyrics since I was five... 18 years but... but... there are no pics to verify I see what you mean And the funny thing is? I dreamt that my bottom teeth were tightening and it was hurting a lot, so I was going to get braces in my dream. Realistic much? Then I opened up reddit and there's this post here ( ) Employment might not be in her future. Or her past. This is racist (ノ )ノ彡┻━┻ | You bastards! I'm not an ape, I'm vomit! I heard it's a year, and you have to be enrolled in a Thai language school or something similar. I heard they're cracking down on "language school visa farms" too… I think we all first read that as "dong chin" > Well, this sub seems awesome so far Nicholas Cage? Maybe this already exists, but I'd prefer just something that let me use the iOS 7 keyboard anywhere in the phone. The amount of great apps that are still using the keyboard from pre-7 days infuriates me. Edit: typos and I discovered alien blue has a button The hell. This looks so uncomfortable and hard I would say anyone in general, not just occupational related..... If one of my friends sent me something that botched I'm not very smart! Obviously heard of this when came out, but I never picked up on the play on "we too low" The number on vol. 7 is vertical. This is killing me Just googled adpadravya, my god, I weeped. *** *** I'm stealing this one... ... You send salami *sticks* to prisons? My stepdad convinced my mom to ban Youtube because it "downloads viruses" Is the friend knowing or... Unknowing... /u/sasukefan99 Sharpen!s Pro tip! Don't use spray bleach. Why would someone even do that‽ Congrats. You completely missed the entire point of my post Yes, anyone who abuses an exploit to gain a really unfair advantage over someone else deserves to win. I lifeguarded on a beach front of a lake. They bought us a kayak which we were told to never use. So one day were lifeguarding, pretty standard day, screaming kids, bitchy moms, etc. Then we notice a boat about 300 yards outside the ropes had dropped their kids off and told them to swim to shore. The kids were not strong swimmers and there was no way they were going to make it in. Being in charge that day I said, I'm getting that fucking kayak and going out there to do my goddamn job, I don't give a fuck if they're outside the ropes. I make it out to them, and paddle with them back to shore letting them hold onto the sides of the kayak when they needed a rest. Everyone was ok, I asked the parents what the fuck hey thought they were doing and told them to get some lifevests. "Oh they're very good swimmers, they're on the swim team" ITT: People who don't know the difference between "allowed" and "aloud." What you need is a girlfriend. Ads are your least concern Could we just... Stop with the broken arms thing? It has absolutely no place here. This is old and disgusting and probably needs to stay on 4chan. Hur kan en "störande gäst" vara en som gillar Shoreline ? Mårten har allvarliga problem att ta itu med innan han kan tro att sådana här artiklar får genomslag I think you know too much about this stuff. Hey, it's okay. People fall on hard time, but it's not the end of the world, and it's not permanent. Sure things are really hard and you can't see the end of the tunnel, but don't be ashamed at what you're feeling being in such a situation. Look at the positives, your kids know what is important and you have them. Money can be replaced. Try to stay positive and healthy and fight. It? There is no correlation between fps and creatures falling from the sky Yes, they were called 'Honda' Wow SKt1 is stacked. Two users just commented on posts older than 25 days I've been trying to find a freaking Fletchling for 10 minutes because I figured it would take too long to fly to Couriway to change its name. Chelsea? Really? ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ I pulled and played my first mutavault during a sealed play the other day. The last sentence "it is still a land" had me confidently using it to destruction, because I thought if it died as a creature it was still a land... Do american women like a dutch accent? i always thought they didn't because it sounded *cheesy* why the ? Judging by the results of putting them in the daycare for two minutes, they could probably use the relief as well. You're right. Should have bought a plastic one rather than carving it from choice lumber and hand-forging a blade to go in it.    I opened up a PS3 controller to fix it, I don't know if the PS4 controller is better designed, but the internals of the PS3 controller were so god damn stupid. It's no wonder it broke. The main input array connectors were held together with pressure from a tiny piece of foam. I don't know how it didn't break immediately. This question worries me, especially since it's marked with [serious]... I'm jordan from Kik mate. Or H.264 or Ogg Vorbis. If you're promoting Google just TATATATATA ITS TIME FOR BANANAZ DAY!!!!!! MLG IS COMING TO TOOOWWWNNNNNN. WE NEEEEEEEEEEED A CD KEYS, me too :S i have no idea what i said, love you all, happy new year ( ° ͜ʖ ͡°) btw bad english coz im 3dayz nolifing for a heartstone key Well.....the wealthy ones at least. ლ( ლ) "Do not AS me any questions" Islam Wolli please.. The K. It's how you make it different. See? K. It's different. Lucian I feel like the Astros can afford anything. They just won't be buyers for ~5 more years. Well about that... I've worked with nurses. If you think American nurses are overworked, you should come see Canada. What‽ 凸 凸 I willing to bet this face will do wonders. OMG me too! Sims makes me not so lonely. 'Than' Aha at all I hope not *everyone* I just saw a guy stretching his ball sack like bat wing Documentary. Haha A swing and a miss. Sorry that's a baseball term for you. But that was easily my weakest post and that's all you could think of I mean you could have said my wife has syphiliss or something to that end but instead you took the painfully obvious route based off of the fact it was in r/trees. [14 hours ago. ](/r/gifs/comments/1tufx3/fighter_knocks_himself_out_cold/) I especially like the thin white text over the light/white background. Shit, I'm not even prepared for that kind of commitment If he does that's too much the ball will bounce a good few yards in front of him Well it's too late now. I have, and he says he's played prince of Persia and it's the same thing and he doesn't like it... You are in this thread "Oh yeah i like this one right here" I believe their yoga line were the ones that suffered from the sheer factor. I found out the hard way Just like disarmed and tied up Fortunately I bought almost every game I wanted during the summer sale, and only spent a few bucks now.. Hm, but that still counts into "this year" ლ( ლ) "The uploader did not make this video available on mobile" It's quite alright guys.. Yesterday I almost walked to a date carrying my portable vacuum. Thanks!! Newfoundland and Osaka times are off There has never been a more appropriate use for So that's what a "Rusty Venture" actually is... Except for the part where Graff specifically says, "You don't have to go if you don't want to, I can't make you." But yeah, totally, I mean that's not being given a choice. At first I read that like you were going to be 31 You son of a bitch.. Aw come on bro. It's not *my* car! Ha > > I wish I knew this last season, I watched every game by myself in San Antonio, but r/seahawks kept me company. This year I'm surrounded by Niners fans in Afghanistan Why is that girl looking at us like Oh. Absolutely not! Looks sketchy And yet you're still here. Sorry for my grammar Strike Witches. I love it, it's great fun no matter how often I watch it, but most of my friends I've shown it to immediately made the face. Tell me about it. I got him to play through the intro, and he just kept making jokes, and walking around in circles wasting time. He kept asking when he could start shoot things. What's important is that because people like you demand these as pets, they will more likely end up wiped out of existence. Congrats. Hasn't it kind of become a circle jerk in itself to complain about atheism on reddit? It's seems to me its like going to science conference and complaining about nerds. *** *** ( ) You're boss makes messed Don't tell me what to do ** ** Erm okay ... 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We had a ring ceremony beforehand where I presented nine rings to the attendees Like the retro things. It's just something different to today's pop culture, and as humans, we crave "uniqueness", which causes the changes. Just think, in ten years, upside down visor hats will be the thing I want cake now. I'm holding you responsible for this. Or throwing controllers. They hurt What's wrong with you. I remember being 15............with internet............WHAT YOU DOING HERE!!!!!! Your soul if anything. But what if your a man? What is Gabe doing now? maybe ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ best part is i ordered a 15 ml bottle and got a free sample of it So you posted here before turning it off and on again? > Looks like I just need to go to liveleak.com now for all my justice porn needs..... The purple shiny nose will haunt you forever now. Yes. But only on a 27" iMac. You'll need an HDMI to MDP converter. I've got two 360's with iMacs as displays. > It's one of those reddit bandwagons. Smileys *do* have a useful purpose, but they are often over/misused. But since you can't post an emoticon on reddit without getting downvoted, the bandwagon is perpetuated and more people hob aboard. But some emoticons have reached meme status and get upvoted sometimes, such as the iconic look of disapproval , table flip (╯°□°）╯ ┻━┻ , lenny ( ° ͜ʖ ͡°) , and other "alternative" emoticons. "ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ <ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ> ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) IM DONG,JAMES DONG (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ༽ u ugly as fuk ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง : (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ╭∩╮( ° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽" I read that as an inequality for ages. The mathematician inside me was like Very impressive go nijmeh go The onion is satire, you do know, right? Thanks for sucking! Okay seriously, I need to update my list I'm so sorry. The Ampharos is actually gone. Not the first time I have see this, and high school seniors are SO freaking edgy and cool! How. ‎ Socialists and their fag juice... Am I the only one who read the title, "Goggled dolphin sex" and was very disappointed Calm down there Satan I expected "you smooth fucker" And what possible specific reason would that be? What job can only be accomplished with a .40 other than another round? Genuinely curious... > What kinda weird ass hypothetical is that??? Why the hell would anyone do this? wat Yeeeah. That and time down range. undead420 *is* zombieprophet... Issen is all kinds of ಠ_ಠing her... such meany and jerk. Smacks him, yells at him for apologizing for something he didn't even do... then yells at him to get her more ice cream, throws a rock at him for being nice... and asking what flavor ice cream she wants... and then.. just pats his head.. PATS HIS HEAD! super jerk face meany... doesn't even say thanks... But apparently it's difficult for girls to get into the gaming scene ‎ Mkay what's a cool word? Scythe? No...Hungry? No... Fuck it I'll just be Pseudo. "SUDO" in Melee, "sudo." In PM. Hopefully, I become good and people will remember the name . You seem to get off on doing all the work. Stop it wat Set time someone tries to add u's to my words, I'll start talking in pigeon English . I jailbroke my iPad Mini without issue the day I got it, I just happened to fresh DFU restore to 7.0.4 it in iTunes. Didn't know this was an issue until I looked online . They always have that close-up of them licking their lips. You forgot these (ノ )ノ 彡⌐■-■ "Bitcoin itself is fiat" Well then.... 'zip' This was probably something you should've kept to yourself I visited an art gallery in New York for a German class field trip about 2 to 3 years ago. After looking at about 4 or 5 paintings, I wanted out. Everything was so depressing, there were disfigured nude women everywhere, and the disfigurations... *oooh boy*. Just in time for the resolution crowd!! *Looks like someones tryin to get some leads * Not really hacking if it's a wiki anyone can edit. "Lady." It's pretty much a death sentence. Beer, Bacon, Moose and Kindness. The only reason I know the word pangolin I because of borderlands, and now I know what it is. No, Islam being allowed to mix with politics fueled it. What ever excuse they used, evidence or not, is simply moot. Don't know if /r/pcmasterrace or /r/cringepics . Just So many hitmarkers, not enough kills You again?! Xin Zhao thumbnail? He called the other guy Hugh Hefner, not you. Its not NSFW. Its like a link to a NSFW page. or in this case, Paige. But I see you're point. This shouldn't be here for our younger audiences. and I hope she's 18 That's exactly what my shift was, though I didn't exactly volunteer Lay's makes dill pickle chips. I dunno, your name suggests that you might be, Monsieur Mouth-to-mouth. I'm not fooled by your smoke and mirrors (┛ )┛彡┻━┻ The Comment Above. ( ) "Unrelated." Mag lev highways with automated traffic control that allows speeds to reach upwards of 200 mph...I hate traffic ** ** Thank god they have an 800 number unlike SquareEnix. I wish I didn't restore ( ) Sparty is into things of a more... aquatic nature. ADHD How awkward that you got blood all over her face instead of SNOT Maybe you were too hung up on being a grammar nazi to realize that the answer is "to become a brand ambassador." My point to that is that few people know good design when they see it and you have to guide them. Tell a client they have no clue and let me know how that turns out for you. hahahaha yes I clicked it and read it as well out of morbid curiosity... cannot look away Post this on everything wtf Been playing them ever since I came back to yugioh (mid March 2013 format)... Someone told me they were simple so I should give them a try I guess either I'm a skilled Garen or all the Nasus players in Silver can't get past me We are not barbarians ... You pick us when you play 2k? Really wish I didn't click on that Haha. I kinda want to buy it just so you'll stop saying it but I think thats your plan I think it's in the SS file! ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ stalker eyes Yes Bo Ryan hemmed and hawed about where he could go and who could contact him because Uthoff wouldn't talk to him That unprecedented limit on his choice was in no way strict It was not at all hypocritical for Ryan to take Ben Burst after Iowa released him from his LoI, then do everything in his power to block Uthoff somebody is too much interested in the backdoor stuff Wait, as in the Rancor from Star Wars? Wat? So am I just having a bad day or what? Improper capitalization you should never let someone you dont know get that close to you. oh my god lol jesus where did you get this. Whhyyyy. ლ( ლ) Shush you... Uhhhh .... please let it not be from a thrift shop... You just know someone has done something nasty with it. At least you got them battery's.... Join the rest of the staff doing the same thing. Maybe you can make a friend in imagineering. Leave it to the conservatives party to sell off assets so they can pretend they balanced the budget. Originally from here, from the same damn post... So soon [卐卐卐 SUMMONING LE QUAD SQUAD 卐卐卐‎](#r3) Seriously? Buddy was voted all Pro-State...I just gave him a hug. Greens represent dollars and...shrink to nothing when cooked? My highest rated "you look like" is Ryan Gosling. And since the whole NSA stuff, recently it's been Edward Snowden. We can't see the difference between pink and magenta I think that with the context, it's safe to assume that he/she meant, "take more damage without harm". Nobody likes a pedant Wut. whatthefuckಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ That was my plan but customer service is closed this time of night. I finally found out how to remove it using SMS protect, it was frustrating trying to find the correct form though. Personally, I blame Usher. That's right, Usher. I'm looking at you. ( ) That's bad but this is just retarded, my friends grandmother is thinking about getting him therapy because he's gay.... I honestly hope she gets laughed at. WELL WHAT ARE YOU DOING ABOUT IT, HMMM?! This again No. I have now.. The ethical thing to do is to contact them and offer to return the refund or item. You have to ask yourself if you're an ethical person, and if you had a business, how you would want to be treated. ( ) Where did you get the pinched keychains? They're adorable and I need them because reasons. I see what you're trying to do there! Talk show hose What about when they say Xbox One has stronger technology. You'd be surprised. First NYE where I'm old enough to drink... and I'm sick. Sorta sick. Enough that my boyfriend finds my coughs endearing . Your username says otherwise (┛ )┛彡┻━┻ Oh no! Criminals are being shot? But they only do good in our society Congrats on being 100% wrong. The load times are very noticeable as is the input lag in commands and in the menu. Give what up? Suggesting to everyone that they should play the clearly superior versions of VI over the terrible PS1/PSN version? That makes total sense Welp, I still don't have my license or a job, so I'll be working on that *again* this year.. The NSA probably peeled the rest off when they intercepted the shipment and put loaded their backdoor/tracking software. ( ) On it ლ( ლ) Let's just say that I'd break you. You would be my pet. Why and how is lead poisonous? Actually "What are you wearing?" I have restored and tried to jailbreak 8 times since Christmas without luck That's sweden This was a month ago Two penises on one guy--better than multiple people having to share one anus. It really is a bot you know Not to doubt anyone, but can we confirm this is an accurate translation? It just seems so.... fanfic-y. Srsly, who mistakes a bomb for a blitzball? Does he have 4 accounts? Any Line After I admired your ahem costume, I saw dat room Yep. Once even on the 4th of July I think he means Izlamb and the Pro-fit Mooham-ed. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Do you follow my website?? Dammit Jim it was you wasnt it Why couldn't Chip Kelly do the same for us I feel like I've done this before..... Should you? What is that little maid thing behind your bed in pic 7? Gold MFW You better have cleaned them boxes afterwards... Why wasn't I following him?? ~3 years on T, still waiting for an actual beard to appear instead of nothing but neck and belly hair. You don't have a 1x1x1 space for a desktop and a monitor/tv anywhere in the house Obviously they haven't tried both... It's been 2014 for ~14 hours now. **[ INTENSIFIES]** Looks fine to me I read "makes me so hard" and thought it was gonna get weird .... Still waiting on my Silver. I said happy new year and she said happy Kwanzaa I don't know if I should up vote this or down vote this It needs to be just the for the bot to react. Nothing else. haha. It's you googling how to fix a server and Phreak pictures. That's not related to LoL. I still have idiot marks on the back of my hands from this, 25 years later. At least I don't have my brothers smiley-scar from the red-hot top of a bic lighter. Can I have your Kool Aid. Emotional people can still make rational decisions. This is oddly specific... Well,it's always better to have panty eating monkeys rather than panty eating humans,isn't it....or is it? Don't tell me. blue link stays blue Sembra un comunicato stampa del governo 5 Stelle Leg, "hey want to do something active?" " " continue gaming You're good. Privacy and socialized healthcare are not mutually exclusive, what crazy pills have you been taking? Adjust your tinfoil hat hes mostly lurking mostly the real one An 8+ inch dick? More like "Over 150 penalty yard *In each game*" And how old is she?... even with context... Wonderful, another bot that misses the point and the nuances in social situations. " " isn't just for creepy sex innuendo posts you know. Heh! Here in Holland we just got breaking bad on netflix *last week* What the fuck did they do to Betilla? My boyfriend is European I have to see him kiss friends all the time..the only thing that bothers me is when he kisses his ex boyfriends on the cheek ლ( ლ) Well boy am I glad I did not say that then. ( ) gMerrill, what up? I'm a Merrill too. You from Utah or Arizona? I have a lot of fam in AZ. Maybe were from the same polygamy line... God dammit Vargas Hey! No stealing my New Year's resolution. Get your own! "I'M A LOBSTER......................... " you.....I dont like you..... RIP my Gforce 4 440 which was my first masterrace card. Also this card seems extremely clean Don't bother with installing AppSync unless you're a developer ( ) Just That is definitely one of my favorite games of all time. I'm at 2800 hours. Thanks whoever said this was from a show, just so I know no one would do this. O.o and/or I have seen Joel preform in NY before and was excited for the show but immediately upon entering the venue I knew something was off. His stage set up did not have as much eye candy as the last time I saw him preform, and what everyone mentioned about the sound was true, but overall I did enjoy his short bittersweet set. The venue was absolutely horrible for the caliber of performance most were expecting. No alcohol... The parking prices were inflated as compared to what the website stated ($8.00 advertised for a particular parking section but was only given the option to pay for $25.00 dollars "preferred parking")But what really pissed me off at the get go was no mention of no coat check at the door along with the no re-entry policy, on a particularly cold NYE night. I would've gladly ran me and my SO's coats back to the car which wasn't too far off from the door had I known that. Really disappointed with the show in these regards but thankfully Deadmau5 made the best of the shitty circumstances. I was pretty angry with it all considering the price I paid for 2 tickets ($450ish ) but knowing that blame falls primarily on the promotion and venue makes me feel a bit better, I was ready to sign off Deadmau5 and never see another one of his shows but knowing these facts I'll most likely give his next NY showing another shot. Mine does more than beep- when the battery is low, it *goes off as if it detected carbon monoxide* Well aside from that, it's still crazy and impressive you bring in 80% of your income. I take home about 65%. Gotta love NYC . The Carmike in my area sells buckets for $19.50 and refills for $3.75, and a large popcorn is like $8.85 or something. So it pays for itself after only four uses. I think the 2013 one was $18.50 with $3.50 refills so it only took three refills to pay off. I just wondered how much the bucket sells for there if it takes six uses How would one fuck a creme egg? I have a feeling you're a fake bot. Wait, you didn't notice Poot the first time around? ( ) I think creepy_smile_bot is taking a nap. I see we have a professional in the building, I would recommend starting with the engine oil first. ( ) When you see all those people at the gym ( )^where'd ^you ^all ^come ^from? COME HOME ALREADY The mention of Marv Albert make it extra-creepy. Wasn't that guy charged with rape or something? Wait... why is that guy still holding cash? Either she turned really quickly or he's got a thing for dead girls i was like, that floor looks familiar. then i saw the shoes...then the name You just went there It's even a tumblr link. The title Can confirm this - I'm doing much better than some people (I only had 5k in the pool, luckily) but it's still a little frustrating. My order's been outstanding since the 28th. Definitely get the word out - there's still 400Mh/s of mining going on, so this guy's still taking people to the cleaners somewhere Enlighten me... I got a shock when i got to the gay part in the comments What are you talking about You had a Porsche as a teenager? Oh hey, I posted this awhile ago ¯\\_( )_/¯ No. I don't think you should listen to this. Isn't that an apple? Freezing the brain is freezing the data. ** ** ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Kentucky didn't lose to Georgia Southern Colts and Chiefs average scores... Wtf I thought you were trolling at first but you may have a point! Probably some customer retention policy. "found this in x brother's" 90% of /r/wtf....probably OP's work Probably my favorite (and best IMO) song off Eclipse. Technical, fast, not 2 minutes long and those breakdowns at the end...got dawn. Holy fuck Fill out the form please. ಠ_ಠ this is no game, it's the color of a pokemon! ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I guess they saw mr double dick too? related ಠ◡ಠ * * That's what I tell the women all the time.. Hiiiiiiiiiiii! Happeh new year! ლ( ლ) Seen your username I'm afraid what you would do with that "situation". ( ) It's cool everyone. Our president has the Nobel Peace Prize, so you know we'll all be safe. My family couldn't STFU about it. My narcissistic parents (/r/raisedbynarcissists) each constantly asked. Finally when we did get pregnant, both of them had the response of "oh, I don't know if I'm ready to be a grandparent". Couldn't shut up about it, then when the time comes they're all surprised and don't know what to do with themselves. Good thing we're separated by an ocean. But if you've kept your dog in your car overnight, he's pretty warm. Where did you get that inflation percentage? No... The God of sandwich disapproves Are you guys imagining what I'm imagining? Like not only is his dick buried in his fat, but her actual vag is buried behind a thick fatty vulva so even though 6" isn't small, it's like literally trying to smash two lard bags together to even get his dick to touch her vag and they probably have to dig into each other's lards like a tub of shortening to find what they're looking for. Unfortunately it was only 75% off when I clicked the link. Is that a propane heater on the right? Me too No trolling Heterosexual Christians are the most oppressed minority! We need to give them the hope to carry on!!! People, please don't tag the wall (like OP did) just because you've seen others who have done it I... I... I clicked it... And kept clicking... What's that Yogcasts update I see there?! I fail to understand why commoners need dental flossssss Got a yawn.... Not with a username like that... "Blast" and "Belfast".... Yeah, because all of those 2 and 3 year olds who get dragged to religious institutions are just crying out for answers to their spiritual questions But- but... Persona is awesome... don't make me downvote you Friend of mine mentioned on Facebook about how she's "stuck" in Florida for another day, doing nothing but lying back and drinking margaritas. I don't recall details sorry. Just tried to login again to check too, but I can't remember my login credentials Hmmm... Probably Kat Von D lip stain in Outlaw or Rimmel Lasting Finish in 107. Love bright lips, unfortunately, the boyfriend doesn't like lipstick at all. "beautyful gjrl" *see translation* In my area, people only put on their hazards when they double-park... on a one lane street... and there is a vacant parking space only several feet from them. That officially makes two people from Organized Noize now, Rico Wade and Sleepy Brown, both direct partners with Outkast. At this point I'd be disappointed if Outkast wasn't there. As for the Future cameo... Other than the horrid debilitating child indoctrination, and horrific animal cruelty (puppy mills) and tax evasion. Stephs teeth How can something like this happen? I mean, the racoon wouldn't wait patiently for the door to slowly crunch it down to the ground, would it? The first thing that happened when I opened the game was that it asked me if I wanted to pay to unlock all the levels Soraka hates Warwick so much that she descended from godhood to turn him into a monster Your edit about 3 and 10 made them not links Silly muggle Wait, what? Canada does not give a fuck who the USA fields. We will put more pucks in the net than every other team and take this medal. Aw shit. From now on every sauce mayo or butter will now in my head be "sandwich lube". I'm going to get funny looks every time I'm asked what I want in my subway Oh I've seen it all. One of the best was the JavaScript page security on a businesses website. It was just a plain text check in the website code. View source and you had access to private files. Do I have the qual? Of fucking course not! The first time I slept with my bf it was pretty painful, because he is way more endowed than my ex and I'm not very roomy. When I found out is the best part. So I'd known him for about 3 years prior but he moved to a college 2 1/2 hours away for college 2 years ago so we were comfortable together but hadn't gotten physical for many reasons prior. The first time we hung out we fooled around like crazy but not all the way. He said he had a raging boner but I couldn't tell so I figured he was tiny. One month later and we're together, we fool around and get to that point. He takes his pants off while I'm not looking and puts a condom on. I look back and I made a face like this apparently. (Terrified is how he describes it.) because I was thinking "oh this ain't gonna fit!" So every time we're about to get to it he gives me shit about being afraid of his penis. > Yeah, because all of those 2 and 3 year olds who get dragged to religious institutions are just crying out for answers to their spiritual questions Dat sprocket doe The writer's name Some real family fun in that thread. Hardened Semen? OOC: Or saying "getting all international on me". Like the person answering was supposed to know where he lived? Why yes I have noticed this. I always stare at them and try not to alert the missus. Nice try NSA Harden's teeth ( ) Yes because you know ACA didn't turn out to be something that no one wanted because of republican/tea party wankery. What would Ron Garretson have done? Well at least Uplay is up Ha, I have the same problem. I'd suggest asking her honestly...Though in my case that ended up with her saying she doesn't know how she feels about me and saying "we'll just see how things go" Like his parents were dead?! 120k karma from one AMA in 1 day you bought your first wife? Heh, you just made me feel like a client... I saw this last time KarmaDecay was down. Only Skarner gets six boots. How romantic. Because: puritanism Yes, that was exactly what I was trying to say - he deserved it. That one survivor... He was the president Kings island. I go there. ლ( ლ) The comments section on that article Dude, half the shit in this thread is the exact opposite of what you want, then your about to be picky about a classic? C'mon OP... a femdora. . . I looked at the pictures in your examine and there's a vending machine selling glasses. Wait? Your gift post got upvoted, and my got downvoted? Well ... ok ¯\\( )/¯ "Golden diamonds" It took them this long to enforce server variables? I still haven't seen it... and I still don't know what's going on... I can't see the manual, because it is only available in Chinese Ok .. Who the f**k started this damn Creepy Bot? (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ This is my second Post, where he post this Smile It is amazing... now stop wasting it Thats Strange? Why did OP had to choose the one full of tante2s? LOL try me next So because you observe that heightism is less intense in Italy than in the USA, you conclude that heightism is "nothing but cultural." That's poor logic. The only thing you can conclude is that culture has some impact on heightism. That's assuming your observations are correct. And another thing we can't tell is whether it's American culture ramping up the heightism, or Italian culture toning it down. How does someone capable of putting **any** computer parts together not understand the idea of more than one computer *marinade their nether rod in my squish mitten* And was not particularly hard to tell either. What the fuck is with the editing of this video. Kids... What could possibly go wrong with that? You couldn't possibly chalk that one up to business pressures and tight deadlines. Give my comment a reply (so my browser alerts me) when it's done if you want one more look over as I will be spending my Friday night on reddit (again) The first comment would be so much better without the ಠ_ಠ that shit was barely funny the first time, now somebody uses it in every godamn thread. Inb4 somebody replies " " to this post. hahaha. We rent out our old house, and our tenants are a bit disorganized, but not to such a horrible extent like this.......I hope I never get tenants like this I dont like what they were implying with 'stached Rodgers there #> ノ( ノ) You should of did that to a real gun and when he ran out to shoot his housemates his face would of been priceless. ლ( ლ) Face or it didn't happen What did you do to your table ... But that means someone else is going to buy her used foundation How old is he now? Yup, got an email yesterday saying that we are "essential employees" and that we should show up. Turns out the higher ups are are not considered essential and all called out. Why is the high like? Swim has tried it before but he never really felt "high" Wait.. Are you implying that OP...? You masturbate with your cat right next to you? he isn't into it enough right now to put full effort into it, obviously. the only reason he put that in the title is probably to appease the 3 POE diehards in chat and give them some hope. hes going to play what he wants to play. That's a bot (6) We have the worst air quality in the USA apparently Women with penises? Oh man, my father would do the exact same thing. We'd be on our way to the zoo and my father would convince us we're actually going to the National Museum of Abstract Mathematics until we're all practically bawling in the back and he'd think it's fucking hilarious. Dads. And I've actually depleted that "one way." Nen 's Asumizu.. taking two cups instead of one like the jerk face he is... Nen is definitely 'ing Assumizu Asumizu just rolls his eyes at all of Nen's 'ing. How kids react these days. He hands back one of the cups, while sipping at his. Mmm... savory. He sighs. "Yeah, probably." Why do I *continue* to read these threads before bed. Every single time. Abortions and guns and religion are whatever, but PICKLEBACK? * * I hope people wouldn't be having sex where everyone eats. I use Mailbox. Why not just bookmark the comment permalink or the article? I really didn't expect a cum filled balloon to hit him in the lunch room. Did you? Okie State caught up to Mizzou Mine was supposed to be a compliment No ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ With a review delay in Dallas, the Orange Bowl is now further along than the Cotton Bowl There's an awful lot of HIV/AIDS to not be using condoms, and I don't think there are any missionaries in Africa giving them out Makes sense to me. On the news tonight there was a school board member actually complaining about the shutdown, if you can believe it. Meanwhile this brief "warm" weather is tolerable, but could do without the flurries because i have to drive in it soon. Fuck this weather, jeezus . My fedora is rustling Dat air It's gonna sound childish, but candies! Lots of them Same. Pillow serial killers I just can't find Waldo in any of these Always be a smart consumer and think about where your dogs food comes from (China I'm watching you )! Ask questions and read back of packages for ingredients & other facts like where the meat is sourced) Cyst. ( ) Florida fans What do you mean upgraded? Did Comcast somehow *illegally install software* on their computer? you based that off a few different colored lines I'm quite confused as to what you're implying with your comment. What I'm getting is that you think being gay is a "grown up decision" and that 14 years old is too old to "make" said "decision"? ಠ_ಠ Also, you think being gay can be reasonable described as "exploration"? Welcome to the no-fly list, hacker! I think it's time to go to bed Staring contest I can go all day buddy It's been a little over 2 hours and it's still shutting down. Should I be worried? Is it weird that when I first watched the gif, I thought he wasn't wearing pants but it didn't seem strange? I got to your comment and was like... Who is taking these pictures? So... Much... Penis Wow I was expecting a ridiculous amount of loot Pokemon. Huh? He's in it? How is pizza American? Pintail > NSFW link above Did you just trademark that? Not on his face anyway. ‎ just realised how unbalanced this is No because in this case he would be watching by a baddass himself. Indeed. Looking back at our technology history, it's safe to conclude that we're not all that good in predicting the outcomes of our manipulations of the physical world Not a lot, but some: Become Cosmos fans Excuse me? What do you think the commenting section is for if not to discuss the post? She's already so weak in the current state of adc's. And now this. You know. I've never seen this pic before, but I also don't spend every waking moment on Reddit. Your argument is valid, well said, and not even a little condescending. Source? I'm concerned this kind of weather will occur more frequently. . Totally off comment and irrelevant but thank you. I never knew you could slide left it right when you pulled the arrow down in the comment box! Thanks so much! > I too am low on Vitamin D though I'm not trying to get pregnant At the risk of being insensitive, the spelling is what made me look away... Swollen 'lip nodes', 'fishers'... I.. I strictly buy to play Sounds like you would steal if not for the cameras... 3 years Oh you mean McCaffy? ...I'll PM it to you 3 junglers? Next we will see Obamacoin.............................. Yes, but it's simply a matter of being observant and making eye contact. He's probably just trying to get in your pants. Proof that there is no such thing as intelligent design, putting a fun thing inside our butt. Intelligent my ass! same here. but she finally got used to it XD or maybe she just ignores me now Your username... What the hell is wrong with snow angels!? I've created a manual download on alientube.co until Mozilla decides to approve it..if they decide to approve it 1940's Germany There are other redditors that can identify insects/other fauna. ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) lower your torchers ノ( ノ) Clearly solved Ah-hem.. /r/bicycling would like a word with you DAE TIL ITT? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ my only regret is but one fedora time travelling. One love You're kidding Seriously Tim? Dick move Why did I try so hard to see that guy's dick Really needed to know Misleading username... All these Ads in Roblox ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Fucking Bob Cole... now lets see how many went missing in the dryer OH SHIT Thanks man :) and just you leave ol' Albert outa this ###***ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ <ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ> ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) IM DONG,JAMES DONG (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ༽ u ugly as fuk ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง : (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ╭∩╮( ° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽"*** ###ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ <ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ> ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) IM DONG,JAMES DONG (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ༽ u ugly as fuk ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง : (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ╭∩╮( ° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ <ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ> ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) IM DONG,JAMES DONG (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ༽ u ugly as fuk ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง : (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ╭∩╮( ° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ <ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ> ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) IM DONG,JAMES DONG (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ༽ u ugly as fuk ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง : (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ╭∩╮( ° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ <ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ> ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) IM DONG,JAMES DONG (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ༽ u ugly as fuk ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง : (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ╭∩╮( ° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ <ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ> ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) IM DONG,JAMES DONG (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ༽ u ugly as fuk ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง : (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ╭∩╮( ° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽" Is this why Reddit was down for emergency maintenance a couple hours ago? ლ( ლ) I once received a car jack and a psp charger as "ransom" because this old hag couldn't pay the $16 bill. Worst thing is she tried to pay with a car stereo and demanded I gave her some cash cause it was worth more yes but how many times have you rewatched them Tanyu ಠ_ಠs at the nosy and prying wolf. "You're kinda ruuude," she says bluntly. Then she s at Okami for indulging the nosy critter. "Nupe, not Sessho." She does not elaborate because she doesn't really want to talk about it. The holographic principle connects a quantum mechanical theory without gravity in n dimensions to a quantum framework with gravity in n+1 dimensions. Try getting Stokes theorem to do that. Wtf explain yourself op! Especially when you're using said software to monitor the mixing of chemicals. Jeez Carter, Henrik was just giving you your stick back. Yikes! We paid 60+ for a rat terrier and then a black lab. I've since buried a cat, 2 rats and a stray dog. That's a lot of dead animals... Lol! Lol indeed! Hansen what the actual fuck was that? Go sit down dammit. Are you sure? I thought it would be too corny ... ‎ ok I'm done. If you want more detail and explanation, go to wikipedia and references therein or google search. Its hard to give explanation when i dont know what you already understand about this stuff, and things get technical very fast. The best i can do is that concise answer. No need to get sarcastic. yesterday This shit sucks GOD DAMMIT CARTMAN SHUT UP I think what /u/How_do_I_breathe is trying to say is that she has an ugly mind. Like a placenta work what up? **ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ)** A grandpa lathering up an ecstatic Senator. First thought: Second thought: lol...... My fondest football memories are conference championships. Pats-Ravens, Niners-Falcons, Vikings-Saints( ), the list just goes on and on. When was the last time the conference championship was a blowout? Haha, I appreciate it. Really, I'm just confused as to why the snarky remarks were necessary. Fuck me for making that kind of joke I guess Watch Syria and Iraq meltdown, leaving the Israelis antsy, the Iranians and Saudis trigger happy, and the UN wanting to jump in so they can do nothing, while everyone makes this face --> at the US ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ <ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ> ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) IM DONG,JAMES DONG (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ༽ u ugly as fuk ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง : (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ╭∩╮( ° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽" It's waving at you Was looking for them too, Unrealistic Model TIL the range game is not automated but man operated! what the hell Grass on skin feels nice until it starts making you itch for no good reason. ..bronze ore.. *I have the strangest boner right now * I think you're enjoying yourself a bit too much... Israel in the shower. All my friends built theirs this year. My heart fills with envy as one builds an amazing computer with his tech-illiterate family, one singlehandedly builds a solid midrange computer, and another gets an nvidia geforce for his computer at the end of the year, while I'm using my parent's 2008 iMac. somebody never read Harry Potter Get on mobile. Google image search "day z". Scroll through results. Take screenshot of results page . Macro text right on the os screenshot with zero cropping... Your music teacher should have had enough experience to check the knobs before turning on an amp. "Illigal" At first i was and then i was ಠ◡ಠ Being hairy Something's wrong with your eye Okay. Didn't stop 20 people from posting it on my FB newsfeed. Both FTW Another protip: don't search "German" if you're a hetero male who doesn't enjoy looking at some dudes penis I've decided your'e done for the day Looks great. Hey mention to the WMD folks ... that a whole bunch of new folks in /r/simracers would low to give the game a try. Utterly disappointed The cabin in the woods I'm 16 Yeah, like C. or ASM. Totally generic and slow. I joined reddit. WORLDSTAR!!! Wow, thanks! I will probably end up upscaling via drawImage as my entire spritesheet is around 10kb. IE needs to up their game, considering how many people still use it goddammit microsoft I haven't been prompted to a survey or asked to select a user profile in months Oh man I feel old! But... shouldn't "ಠ_ಠ" be the name of the last Redditor listed? And shouldn't they have been the "Grand Elder" as they have clearly been around for several Reddit ages? Beetlejuicing done wrong. A for effort though. Those eyebrows I work in an old building (by American standards), and I have yet to find a single safe! Clearly I am doing something wrong ლ( ლ) ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) give us dayz or we riot ノ( ノ) folders aren't circular Thanx so much for the flick tips! My brother did the same thing with the same results. He gave up the chewing tobacco and is now trying to quit smoking by smoking e-cigarettes. Guess how that's going? Or people could be genuinely curious. But of course not, it's not like redditors are fans of backstories or anything. c( ◕_oc) (My attempt at reversing the face ) It was a total waste of military resources to attack exclusively civilian targets. Their intention was to cripple the American Pacific Fleet, not destroy old Mr.Taylor's barber shop... Although that old Mr.Taylor deserved it. But he's not dead Such effort. The correct spelling is right there in the damned title. Just found out the other day that Gorillaz was a side project... So how long was she behind that door... as usual........ Sweet Jesus, the onions in this room! That's ok. I forgive you if you forgive me. Internet hugs. << >> Why an octopus..? Oh my god, thank you. I went to get the source to show you and I miss read it. Wow, I feel dumb . Thank you for clearing that up, ill edit that I think Benjamin H. Bratton comments are harmful and un-educating. Ppppcpp ಠ_ಠ mಠ_ಠ x C I have a simple solution for you. Don't use the word fag and you won't be "put in the same boat" as all those "other" people. So many related videos that involve Scarra I stir. Smellcome to Manhood..... Smell Cum to Manhood.... Looks nice but the German translation of the App Store text, particularly the images, is just Except for me For a second I thought you said that it was played at your funeral. Tibs gets a stare from Nen, who does tibs think Nen is, no way is he going to copy twice, he is to lazy too do that, to much work. Copying once is pushing it already. "Oh,, uhh no... you can make a copy yourself..." "Uh.... I dunno. I was living with Nen. I'll just take a nap here." Tanyu says, moving to lay down in the booth and take a nap. Hopefully one of the announcements is the damned 2014 schedule *with race times*. Driving them places, not charging petrol money and being the butt of jokes because I stick to the fucking speed limit. * * It's a Guanaca, not a llama I know that feel Yea, so many parkour opportunities. "tried" \ " Just keep lying until you get lucky and something you say turns out to be true. Or, you know, don't screw with people's trust in the first place. Oh God...the crotch shots. Why is he wearing high heels. Nothing in this picture makes sence I like every last one of Nickelback's songs. Every. Last. One.. Disney movies and reading fan fictions You mean that frozen wasteland you call a lake? Yeah, losing your best CB when the other team only has one good WR shouldn't make aaaanny difference at all. And losing one of the best pass rushers in the game when the other team is in passing downs for a whole half isn't a big deal either. Yes, it is too bad that people get to keep what they earn. They should be forced to give it all away. Nope. Check his other comments in that thread. *Definitely* not joking. She was no virgin Why did I read this in Johnny Knoxville's voice? So... much... *Tucson* *@ @* You watch American Psycho without laughing... In my pretty rural area there is very little services and one veterinarian who doesn't believe in discounts. I approached town council and my councilor told me to shoot them. only 5 shots an hour? Not because of the violence but because of Steven Seagal. My wife heard about this place last year and decided to drag me to it. We get there and Tim does his hug thing and shows us to our table. Before we sit, he gives my wife another hug...wtf. So we're sitting down looking at the menu and before we can even order Tim comes back to our table and sits down. He then proceeds to start chatting up my wife, inviting her to join him on his pirate ship. Doesn't look at me at all during this episode. My wife suggests to Tim that maybe we should invite scotaf along since we're married, Tim said he doesn't have enough space on his imaginary pirate ship! Of the 40 minutes we were there, Tim sat with "us" for at least 25 minutes...making moves on my wife. That was 9 months ago...wife is due any day now . Fuck you Tim and your damn pirate ship! Of course South Carolina is 63 It reminds you relentlessly to sleep to level up. Not right now you don't Shut up and take my money ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I don't get it Older people still yelling into the phone thinking it will help you hear them Our little angel. Girlfriend played Amnesia for several hours not knowing there was a lantern to use for light. His comment history checks out ........ "ah, cool they have a little tool to get the crab to stop clinging on I wonder wha.... it's a hammer " *2. Resistant to theft* I usually do Tywin Lannister im not seein any tyrouges ( ) *hust*Maximalpigmentiert*hust* - NRW Because it's called a gorge? I've been to the Grand Canyon and saw PL at red rocks so it must be a combination of those things What, like methadone? [ intensifies] This is the kind of thing tweakables were supposed to address. Why is that a thing Reads like a year 10 student's opinion piece for English; c'mon the age. Omg this just gave me a strange boner . :D I like you creepysmilebot I used to work in Johns Creek and lived right next to the Target/Best Buy/whatnot in Edgewood. It was actually faster to take Peachtree Industrial to 285 around the east side to 20 and back to Moreland. I just stopped coming in on Fridays. *head*rush Your "father's suit"... Surrrre. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ( ) ( ) No. You don't need him My mum puts her legs up onto the seat intfront it pushes on the seat and annoys everyone. Really? You are being serious? A still warm, adult sized shit in a ziploc bag, how do I know it was warm? I had to bring the bag to the flight attendant I did pretty bad in school and I do not work at mcdonalds. Roumers. Oh look, we have a funny guy > Sixth Sense (Magnet) Implants What a cunt I'm about $275 a month to keep my house at around 70. There is a p spot on the lid. Lucky, I wish it was colder here, we had weather in the 80s last week This has never been more appropriate: Fortunately he gets all next season to practice Some of my PC games are like this, as well. ARMA comes to mind. Oh, and Planetside 2. Except in PS2, it's not the textures and objects that pop-in; it's the other god damn players. RHCP double dick toy That actually makes sense Fluffy lemons STOP THESE Sue everyone for *what*? I think it was curry Thanks for explaining because I thought I got a weird copy of ac:4. Mine just assumes that because I haven't played since the last time I played, I need tutorials Yup, the water temperature of the lakes are much warmer than the air above them right now, so it moderates the air above and to the east of them. This also causes plenty of lake effect snow. Buffalo is forecasted to get 4 - 6 FEET. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Your dollar sign is on the wrong side of the number Your dollar sign is on the wrong side of the number ...twice See a doctor I know everyone can say bullshit about injuries, but UGA at 11 Florida at 25 Because being attracted to the same gender is exactly the same as dressing up in a rubber woman suit. We *all* feel that way. So you had this figured out all along I dated people into all kinds of stuff, and I can laugh most of it off, maybe even wrap my mind around it. But that scares the crap out of me. That font I hope the pilot beat the shit out of that guy You're a little underdressed. It's DOCTOR bananas to you You go out of the way to search for reddit? A thoughtful response. Also I think this is officially the most two people have ever written on this topic! It depends on how you look at it. It happened to someone I know. She met a guy and hadn't been dating long decided right after sex she should watch his kids when his ex drops them off for the weekend so he can go out. When she said no he was like "but we have the sex." Just because someone has sex with you doesn't mean they should do what ever you say. Look at these poor hungry African children, you selfish person! I meant the last three, obviously They wear attire from the local Christian university.And I have heard their loud convos about their faith and gays.Hence hearing the comment about putting gays in concentration camps ** ** A *newt*? ** ** Yeah, late for work. This was a nice troll. Psyduck can't fly Why in the world would you think this is even remotely close to cheating? Why does it have to be Badlands? Not really, he posts that face whenever you use this face Wat da fuck did I just read?? > You actually enjoy the taste of Vegemite My scalp gets pretty oily, but NEVER has it produced any such thing as in that picture. Ummm my machine put me in to peasantry Totally didn't even notice the baby at first. Might crop it out and make this my desktop. "Coupon code "HAPPY-2014" is invalid." Fire starter things for your fireplace? deleted... Potential customers...you know who you are. > Ja, en ik zei het precies zo. I don't understand if you're agreeing with me or defending Sauropod And people who walk diagonally on Queen Street ヽ( )ノ On the other hand, you just bought $25 worth of Monster Energy drink . $5000 donation from "o/ HEIL HITLER o/" I saw you win that competition man Alternatively, Kia is infamous for their shit quality. Not all of these are startups last time someone called our kat a troll pick and raged in champ select, ended up being dumb founded when 10 minutes in we just keep hearing "legendary" and all we see is kat with bodies around her lol. ( ) Closing with one of these types tonight Just realized that 2004 was 10 years ago.. I feel like once a tail and boots are added to the mix, a horsey strap on is next and then this whole horse mask thing becomes weird Yeah except my silly bf wants the only non-awd Subaru I can't really blame him, though; the BRZ is pretty sexy. As I read your comment Sunderland scores Pretty impressive... considering there haven't been any PS4's in any stores for the last month. How do you sell 4.2 million of something that isn't on store shelves? Truly the Emperor of Rum Finland is not a part of Scandinavia. Nen Gaaran.... Nen is not a waiter, and is currently TRYING to work on something, but keeps having to babysit stupidity... Though Nen does get the water and gives to to Spidey and immediately gets back to work on his blueprint... Gaaran back at Nen and mouths "It's not my fault he won't sit at the fucking bar." He turns to Mitsu "Apparently it's to complicated for him to do." Nen just Spidey as he leaves... not his freaking fault the weirdo wears a funny looking mask "Well, we have our first person who is no longer allowed here, Tibs if you ever see him walk in, please immediately kick him out." What did I just read? The smile bot is responding to his with smile versions. As it soon will respond to me. No ### amateurs Looks like a good place for a surprise sword ಠ_ Ah. Looking forward to it. ( to myself. ) "strips down" Peniscil? Being balanced around conquest doesn't mean that conquest is balanced Appropriate username. ლ( ლ) This evening they were reporting an accident "downtown" on 95N at the Bryan Park interchange. Nah, is just the Joker... Call Batman! Crazy talk. Only men are capable of insulting rape victims People who take my gold. I do not appreciate you people taking my gold. Stop touching my gold gentlemen It's really not. Too soon. I was staying at a hotel in Florida on a Wish Trip for my brother, I was single at the time and the manger from the hotel and I kept flirting with each other. On our last night there, he brought me to the roof to see the stars (a really nice gesture, was defiantly going to give him the goods) we started kissing, and it went on for a bit. Then he stopped, grabbed my tits, and said "you have the most beautiful boobs it's like god himself crafted them for my hands" thanks.... That, or he "hacks" into the system at the command line by typing "access files" Nen Tibs... "Umm I can't build a Dojo instantly, It takes a couple days to do that... I don't have Senju blood... you can just go fight outside, plus I am pretty sure you guys would destroy a dojo if you fought in one." Nen chuckles Fucking Kike. ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) CALM YOUR DONGERS ノ( ノ). Pahahaha I forgot about the Kathy Griffith, I can't stand her That helmet reminds me of this: Are you kidding or were you in my session? That'd be weird That username. Oh you bastard, now you even come to reddit to mock me ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ( ) This is what zero tolerance policies turn into, I'm looking at you US education system. What the?? How did your post get past the auto mod, it's missing the [6th] or [6] tag SOMEONE just did. Meow there is plenty of space for all "those" people to do bicep curls , and you can still squat! So I started doing "dad" Because it's *against the rules* I'm amused and scared I'm not sure what to say to that but I know the general tone is Duh duh duh duhhhhhh Snowden I've got a r9 290x and if you like tea you could easily duel purpose it as a kettle ლ( ლ) No. 7 - Mother! ( ) Just out of nowhere..SMACK right in the face. What was I supposed to do? Goddamn right I hit him back. AND HE LOVED IT. And I was drunk so I kept slapping him while he drove. Excuse me while I barf my intestines out, avalanche style. This is horrifying. London isn't abroad Uhhh... Try peanut butter? Scott? ? My mistake then ̼⌂̺͛ᴖ̲̿ᴥ̲̿ᴖ̺͛⌂̼ Repost Sex with...? I would spend all my billions just buying out the concert and sit there alone huh, that's slightly creepy. I can see how you found that, but how did /u/Telespaulocaster know I was rowing? He would have to have looked through my entire comments (but he wouldn't be able to just search for "rowing" because he wouldn't know I was doing that yet). Either that or he remembered a comment I made a month ago in a not very viewed part of a thread and then recognised my username back here. Or he's just been following me this entire time... A friend once ate scrambled lamb brains because he thought they were scrambled eggs (somehow the pale pink color didn't make him wonder). He said they tasted a bit rubbery, but 10/10 would eat again. Ones na rhywyn yn siarad cymraeg yma? $1 Trillion = 3% of annual defense budget... Huffpost, restroom, twitter slideshow, NOTHING in any of the fucking slides. STOP APPROPRIATING POC CULTURE. I came here to see moths TIL pornstars I know ,have celebrity look-alikes Sure. I'll just pop down to the nearest one... in San Antonio... for an afternoon post-work drink. Their lips are so shiny That face. I bought a truck as my first car to haul around a trailer with mowers in the summer to make some cash. I learned very quickly how annoying it can be. I remember walking to one of my classes, looking out the window towards the parking lot, and not seeing my truck in my spot. I almost had a heart attack and went to the office to tell them my truck had been stolen. Luckily, on the way to the office I texted my dad telling him and he said that he needed to move some bricks so he borrowed my truck for the day Buzzfeed? Really? I think someone did this already.. With the same proposal photo.. Shame on you and shame on the site for posting it. If we all did this the final product might never arrive. At least wait and pirate the finished version, wait.... Now you have confused my moral compass so shame on you again Those eyes on Thornton. lol (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ Ape rape Very. -37° Celsius this morning without the wind chill. So it's getting nicer. OP got my hopes up, making me think that the full legalization bill was passed... ( ) ..."mist", eh? Have you ever heard of a place called Canada? ON Ireland? ** ** you have a weird taste in girls I would of answered F but looked again and was disappointed it didn't say bedroom Kentucky fried......friend Brest heels Iv ever seen ༼ つ ༽つ Give bank ༼ つ ༽つ Give bank plz Give Bank ༼ つ ༽つ Gandalf - Latin for to wrap ones penis.... ITT: A bunch of super bros, who are all cheese snobs. Jeeze. Srsly, None of y'all are into easy cheap queso? yes Whelp! Didn't fancy sleeping anyway! The guy in the middle is just like Wow. You really got me there. No, but the photographer shot it without my permission first. I love how someone ran through and downvoted all the comments mentioning that others like Wilt and Kareem were as good or better than he was on one, if not both, sides of the floor. Not like that My daughter likes peanuts, so she clearly says "I want penis daddy". I have a friend who is 6'3" and still skips. On a related note though, my twin sister and I were walking down a street holding hands once, and our mom told us to stop it because people were giving us funny looks. I wondered how it could be misinterpreted, since we were clearly sisters, then it dawned on me. Onions grow in the backyard of one of the houses though Bust a move What the hell does this have to do with vegan your user name is that a grave prepared for him? (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻) Jesus this post reeks of spam. "Great movie for those of you who like movies" "This flick is one of the best there is" "The ending was so awesome". Yeah, and there's no *possible* benefit to him by having an attorney on his staff becoming the state's governor. Yeah. Plus, it sounds like she already got a ride. ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ Well that was unexpected ITT: ... . I'm aware of his total UFC record, but are you really using a stint from over 5 years ago when comparing someone who had 18 straight fights in the UFC? Of course you would... Ah I got too sore when I finished the first four books in high school and had to wait till I graduated college to read the fifth. I was so into those books I read the foreward and afterward as well. Here's what makes me even sorer the afterward said, "The final book was too big so I had to split it into two books. I know I wanted to make this series a trilogy but it looks like it'll have to be 5 books." 4-5 years later with 1 new book and 2 more planned and I'm just sitting here Are you currently at 3rd LAR? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ dude. Wtf man where did that come from Like that spoiled lazy brat Bill Gates, if he wouldn't have been born into that billionaire family he would have never became the richest man in America. ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ Give bank ༼ つ ༽つ Give bank I somehow found myself an SO who taught me the right way to do it. First time I saw him fold a fitted sheet I was o.O then ༼ つ ༽つ Give bank ༼ つ ༽つ Give bank ༼ つ ༽つ Yeah, they were paralyzed Goddamnit. ‎ It's just real real awkward right now? .... ლ( ლ) "Found" Dyslexia a choice isn't! That is really fucking creepy Yes! I remember my first playthrough of Twilight Princess, I found the bridge in the desert and thought it was a giant plasma screen TV at first from the distance... Uh, I thought this was the Glory Hole practice range. Same I assumed that they just stopped... And anyone can make think otherwise That is the changelog ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ ༼ つ ༽つ Geez . Scary theme music & women screaming......great I thought it was Pepsi stains.. How naive of me And that's enough internet for a day. ( ) If it's important to welcome people, that means that 2,000 posts on this subreddit are welcome posts. Thanks, I feel like an idiot because I've actually read that very recently. I asked many sources today and you are the only definitive one so far, including the Reddit guild. Waluigi Yes There was a song about that aka "pink sock" Nice try YouTube Ah, well after I played with bots, I tried to join an online game again and it worked That also says nothing about government propaganda. OOC: What's with Brits and cameras? Multiple people from that group added me to hit on me . * intensifies* ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Reporter holds up his hand with the Vulcan salute, she tells him "no, you're not a Klingon". Do I may ask.... Source? Why would you be worried" ? They dont always fit perfectly. mine is "jiggly" too, for god sakes dont be so spoiled. Its not gonna fall off. I thought we promised to never be creative again My dodgy guy cousin. FUCKING REPOSTS ಠ ಠ ... > They don't have anywhere else to put their money ^^^Give ^^^them ^^^a ^^^break ^^^ Where are you getting these Dream Ball females? > Alien blue has a button for it "hey, hold on, I'm just going to hit flash, and then I'll call Jenny, and we can have a 3 way" and no... not a that type of 3 way... I have only myself to blame in the event it actually comes true ( ) I'm Asian and I'm really good at math . ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つ ༽つ Sexual Harassment not Molestation .. I can smell fake military bullshit a mile away. Like a lot of guys commenting here I actually served. I can tell when someone has served on reddit by their lingo and the way they describe the experiences that they had. When someone makes a grandiose claim like staying up for a week and a half because of the military I'm instantly suspicious, not even hell week in BUDs training forces you to go that long. This guy also gives no details what so ever and sounds like he's 14. The statement he makes about Vodka is just over the top and complete bullshit I mean cmon are soldiers who suffer from PTSD really portrayed like that in today's society? oh stop self harming? i didn't think of that, yeah ill stop now, no ones said that to me before ( ) /s People are absurdly quick to start calling foul on sports coaches these days. He's gone to 6 elite 8's, 3 final fours and 2 titles at UNC. One rough season and people are starting to cry wolf. . Some fucking people deserve a bullet. He meant African rebels... Close the door behind you ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠfuckwitಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ oh god Oh my... ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つ ༽つ ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つ ༽つ That started off relevant and normal but then it just... I don't even know Not a fan of some of the cars that set the line for fwd drag cars? ( ) I remember when I was a kid "38ddd.com" (or.net or .tk or something like that) was the sickest site to go to. [](#s "there were horses... #scarredForLife ") I was laughing. And then I realized we were talking about /r/sexwithdogs There's a greggs in coventry where you can pay extra to eat in...however, there is literally nowhere to sit down and eat Occam's razor Hanlon's razor ... Maybe logic is emo? Boot. This tweak was the single reason I Iost my jailbreak on iOS 6. Never again Malort > ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つ ༽つ > ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つ ༽つ ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つ ༽つ ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つ ༽つ ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つ ༽つ ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つ ༽つ His face still looks the exact same. Well done, absolutely NOBODY else would have noticed an intentionally crude joke like that in GTA. We? Yeah dude its totally fine. Just tell me when you are ready, I usually lurk at all time I thought someone stealing pictures off reddit. Oops ***You......... *** It's not like it's gone, if you miss go back and play it... Plus, "hang loose." Touché, 1007 reservations today though Dominant. You are part of the problem Now is that really necessary ? Had a lump in my throat when I heard that. And now you have made me sad. When did it become a bad thing for a nation to determine how many immigrants it can handle, and expect those immigrant to go through a legal process? Don't they perform as a band? ** ** Hmmm computationally, there is no way to ensure a set *is* infinite. In prolog's case, the backtracking system would choke. Infinitely many times That's not hate or a personal attack, I'm simply disputing it as fluff. And if you're not willing to accept challenges, then get off reddit. I like were this is going Why is everyone saying they wouldn't kill or rape specifically their family - implying they would kill or rape other people? I think it would be a great addition if more than half of the people that post their collections would answer the questions *(without having to be reminded)* in the first place. Haven't you heard of urethra play? Those drop passes to no one Haha well it's an act, c'mon that's like instant argument winner, they have the race and sexuality card to play. We are all fucked , especially us guys;) As amazing as this is... What's with the chin? Why does the size go feom big to small? Unless... You're supposed to use the other end first. Oh you know exactly what to say ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) That's horrid He was referencing the boat they're on. 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Check the username in comment post . Right after California bans rebuild kits. Wonderful timing Magpul Uhhhhh what's the charr doing at the computer in the fan art... Haven't seen Frozen yet and my names Anna. This is a documentary on my life based on your comment NSFW/NSFL tag would be nice.... **suggests** he pulled one of his own teeth out. It doesn't matter if she's already publicly acknowledged the debt. The Creditor still ain't allowed to say shit ok.... What kind of MONSTER would DDOS my list of TV shows!!! yeah I got flagged too. Hey maybe we know each other! I read " Man gets homeless teenager..." And thought, Yeah! What a good guy helping the homeless...then I read the rest... In NYC Road Runner is doing a $40 fiber promotion right now, with 3 year price guarantee. I'm getting 15 MBs faster downloads AND cutting my time warner bill in half. That's when I found out I'm PRE-PAYING for my months service every month with TWC And I searching in Leaguepedia about picks and bans of this game Where's Mike Santorelli? The guy has 27 points in 45 games, averages just under 19 minutes a game, wins 53% of his faceoffs, and plays in all situations. FOR LEAGUE MINIMUM. So basically easy karma? "in the future" Well NO SHIT it's sure as hell not happening in the PRESENT. I shouldn't complain. At least it's something. But it's the most completely nothing something I've ever seen. Why would you write tags of guilds on a stickynote and pay attention to that. Every country in the world is on that map..... Jurassic park Maybe you should just tint the window on the back of your Prius and quit whining about those with larger vehicles than you Never getting the parcel is a real cost saver Blacks don't do that Does his license plate say "to jesus"? dat 2nd to last one tho... Proper response is generally - When I started to dig into it and value truth, I failed to find any reason to be. That's pretty much it. This is what happens when you put conservatives in charge. Why have people not learned this lesson? Ahhh. Ok. ¯\_ _/¯ Wouldn't the door be closed to the public if it was a press event ( ) don't you have somewhere else to be stupid? YES ** ** And that's why scientists annoy me sometimes. They act like they do know, and then fall into the same trap they criticize religious people for. *Oh, you have a new theory that explains some puzzles we had, but proves my master thesis wrong? Heresy! Take him to the stake!* I thought this was a test drive. Holy shit, just when I was thinking I *would* like to have children one day Add milk/sugar to it then! And how the fuck did you manage to get coffee in your eye? ಠ_ಠ Bills How about a garbage can when you leave the bus? Whatever it takes for a Nexus ¯\_ _/¯ Don't be a racist p4nda This post needs a trigger warning Applied Dr. Bronner's peppermint to face once. 1/10 would not recommend. Couldn't imagine it on a penis, or worse... My lady bits. I wear a 30GG/H and even appropriate fitting bras don't seem to help the pain. It's not cool man He deserved it Not fake at all. This is exactly what I'm after, I just wish Siri didn't need a network connection.. I have activator turn data off upon device lock The customer is *usually wrong*. Why would someone even make this? As long as we keep Comcast and CenturyLink off of the drawing board. Why not? Cute kitty, but why are you wearing your shoes on the bed I've got a client sort of like that. He has a couple of S Corps and a terrible bookkeeper so we have to do a bunch of adjusting entries for him every year. Oh, and I work at a B4 firm so it runs him about $400/hour for me to figure out how his bookkeeper goofed things up. Last year I had to figure out why she had a negative balance in accounts payable. Careful about saying something bad about iOS 7 here, you may get flamed about it ( ) At least he could have "hold my beer, watch this" on his grave stone You're a bundle of shit and vinegar, ain't ya. ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ 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つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ 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つಠ_ಠ ༽つ༼ つ ༽つ /r/gonewild makes me wonder how many of the posts there are actually redditors and not just skanks trying to get free stuff or hires from some corporation trying to do shady advertising. Reading the comments and what people say or offer is very Honestly I have him tagged as "How much Karma has he gotten from replying ' '?" because it happened so often. That's exactly how I was gonna describe it. Add some creamer too and watch it curdle fire push-up........ Ideas like these are precisely why I shouldn't be and am not playing Minecraft. risky click but that is super easy ** ** That's an uncommon word? Is the front one robot? Jesus, when that kids fingers went over the lip of the walkway :-/ oh and that strap is kind of asking for trouble I'm left-handed. That doubles the difficulty of picking up a 5c piece as the scanner's on the right Not sure if metacirlejerking or... That's the motto of my IT department! Hi this my first time writing to u ,and I'm loving the shows...my question is after the whole CES convention which tech of product in your opinion would become the next big thing in 2014, and what would it be? Thank ya A $565 beater? Way to make me feel old...I'm pretty sure I have a demo disc with this on it somewhere Huntsmen would be far less terrifying if they weren't fast as fuck and dropped onto you from ceilings You sound just like my grandmother. "Men try, women deny". I've gotta tell you: I've gone from: 'give him the benefit of the doubt' to: . I think I'd cut contact for a bit to keep perspective. If only for your own sanity it sounds like you've done everything you can and now it is time for him to do something. "Thirsty Gary," hmmm I like it. Sounds like a new meme Pune me pasine aa rahe hai Mujhe and it must be dirty, because usually hair blows in the wind I.................. #confrimed A thousand talwars would probably shit pretty neatly all over domis Yeah, my girlfriend is an interpreter and I've heard a lot of the horror stories from her time at a lower income elementary school. Some of these kids don't have regular communication with their parents and are often treated like animals in regards to communication. It's not just lower class either, she had a rich set of parents tell her to "do the hand wavy thing to our kid" so they could communicate something. They used writing to talk and they were in a mall (we ran into a student while at the mall) When asked why they didn't learn ASL they both said they didn't have the time to We are the new Digg. Her shit is going to be massive Så A P Møller har ikke tjent penge som statskassen kunne have fået ? tak til mine forældres generation for DF og operahus og en tilsyneladende god aftale om nordsøolien hvor vi har fået "masser af penge". Order to watch them in, not best to worst! Priorities. ლ( ლ) ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ Myself Nice try, Vent Fitness Dat nose ring tho...totally...artistic. How's that FINGERPRINT SCANNER working? I'd say: interpret all you want, but don't shove it in everyone's faces. I remember a thread about the best opening lines from books where a whole damn herd of people were preaching that there was only one correct way to interpret Kafka's Metamorphosis... Every time I'm reading a post and start to and go WTF....I look up and it's Vargas. You had a card under water and didn't OC it? This is mildly entertaining... /u/kittynastee yup I thought the title was a metaphor! The fact that characters do movements (lips, head, hands, even eyes) when they talk and you are not looking at them. I remember I was doing the Blaine County Bank robbery, and I just reached a stop on the way. Got the view on "car hood", turned it to the windshield and noticed that Michael was talking and actually doing upper body movements you could have seen in normal missions' cutscenes, but WHILE DRIVING, when almost everyone uses the normal vehicle back view. Whoever could have noticed that (including myself) if nobody rotates the "front-hood" view? The chick at the end of the line Either thats a really small bong made with paper, or a really, really big flame Now you even have IF Timburrs? Oh my god half way through the first quarter and the patriots are up by 14. doesn't matter had sex did he died do a barrel roll this is why we can't have nice things so brave came here to say this I threw up a little bit in my mouth It's just a flesh wound damn nature you scary bitches love would I have the weirdest boner right now nope nope nope that'll buff out amirite MURICA fuck yeah this I'll just leave this here I see what you did there that escalated quickly Just walk it off nice try do you even lift 10/10 would bang put your dick in it shut up and take my money that is all said no one ever I am dissapoint right in the feels mind blown I'll show myself out nom nom nom faith in humanity restored I don't even at first I was like and then I was like seems legit I for one welcome our new overlords so edgy 'Tis but a scratch metal as fuck Yeah... Comment Karma. Give it away man. Donate to the cause, don't let it expire and go to waste!! Holy shit he's not going to step out! He's gonna run for it! Really you just threw a pass? Shut up and take my money! jk cant wait for this !! This song is overused too much... It's still too packed, everyone has to get a picture of every shop... Just move idiots No. And the worst ones are about some cartoon... When I started reading it, at first I was like "oh, well that's not very good." But as I kept scrolling... TIL Ooc: ewww..... Jk lol What really amazes me is that human bone is comparable to the strongest metal on earth (I said metal not alloy you science nerds ). His face may be doing :), but it makes my face go Your dollar sign is on the wrong side of the number Walrus' have chop sticks in their teeth I'm sorry your little girl has the flu, but was it necessary to take her to the bakery? Her flu vomit endangers everyone in the store, especially the elderly, pregnant women, and anyone with a low immune system. But hey, enjoy your cookies and karma. Bandiyan bhi laid hon chahati hain Minus the mod post you just made... Figure the DDos dildo is attacking again,or hirez just has bad servers ** ** Your name and the statement Okay and so is following a woman around in public. You probably do that too, creeper. Background of next pick (behind Veyron), that goddamn convertible Land Rover ** ** I highly recommend that you give it a try, we laughed so hard when we did this while watching Borat. We also got very drunk > Oh and bye the way, earlier you claimed to be single. Now you claim to be getting cock; which if my calculations are correct, that means your promiscuous. Being promiscuous means your a whore, and if your a whore; you must be sucking cock. Also whores tend to take it in the ass, which explains why your so butt hurt all the time. This Is just as Down Syndrome Retarded as a Jesus Cheeto. duh da duh. And sometimes it's like a big fuckin tease and they all play with their food. Oh they come close to putting in their mouth but it just never fucking happens How do they pick a hero zombie? Just curious! ಠ_ಠ There's a whole button for that on the iPad version of alien blue. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ My only question OP, is why you won't meet me On behalf of /r/blackpeoplegifs ........... More than half of my friends smoke weed(Netherlands ) and i did it with them a couple of times as a casual. It has always been a lot of fun like one guy making the worst joke ever and everyone laughing about it. I think the appropriate question here is fucking WHY? Peace officer "ATM machine" crawl back into that K-hole ** ** # #** ** Nice try, Albany Strength Was playing on my low level smurf the other day helping a friend learn the basics and one of the guys on the team said. "You know that giant purple worm thing in the forest?". Other random guy, "Yes but I never go there, the monsters kill me too easy". First guy, "Well, I hear you get thousands of gold and really strong for killing it, but we need everyone to kill it at like our last level". Me, . I hate that stupid cops are on Reddit. I wish an agonizing miserable death upon them all . Not as good as the original game. How about midfielder? Why is COD so big Actually 1 690 is SLI. If I load GPU-Z I get 2 cards to choose from in the dropdown. Having 2 690s gives me 4 cards to monitor. So not lying it's quad SLI! No. Noooo . Her name is annie. If you played deadrising 3 you would know that. * gets cold not get's cold Money well spent! ლ( ლ) Risky click confirmed. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ works on iphone too. HAHA. Yeah "The Game" In my experience it's only a taboo subject around other women, which I really don't understand. I felt ashamed of masturbation until a few years ago despite it never being discussed with me as a kid/teen. Hell, the only sex talk I ever got from my mum was "don't give blow jobs, it's yucky since that's where pee comes from" when I was 19 and had disregarded this "advice" a lot already. Kinda makes me glad she never had a proper sex talk with me So there was a team called eGirl Abusers in the tourney Seems like the cake should be exploding more than that... ( ) ( )ノ-■-■ Wait wait wait, how is the 13 year old and the 5 year old not ALSO ? When Bilbo wants his ring back. You mean like... Tie? Or maybe they have run out of ideas, and are using the same cliche shots over and over again. I worked for Disney for years, and I can tell you there are a lot stale minds running the show. Pure evil, lady Yay, now there's 2 years of speculating how moriarity survived. They better explain it this time... The childish part of me would giggle at this reason, but you didn't convince me entirely I heard that the stock 9F has bad handling, can you confirm? Yeah, it's always nice to see people get concussed. Never >Gaming on a mac should be a crime. I don't support this nonsense and I'm very disappointed valve is. When I play TF2 the last thing I want is some 12 year old running around bitching about how epic he thinks it is that he is playing from his mommy's iMac. Gamers didn't sign up for this! Seriously it sickens me, & all the other hard core gamers that spent thousands building custom titans of rigs. Fast om man har grundläggande läsförståelse förstår man att jag skrev: vad tycker du man ska man göra, skjuta dem? Men om det gör dig glad: det var inte snyggt, och jag hade inte avsikten att någon skulle tro att jag vill att någon ska skjutas. Så visst. Dumt var det. And yet you guys keep winning. I do. Haha you unlucky sons of bitches. I sure would hate to have to be all emotionally invested in a playoff game... Instant diarrhea. The thumbnail is a urine sample I don't believe you Hey... Don't have a hard drive Can I... Can I have sex instead? ლ( ლ) This is why Johnny can't read He never wanted to find this. Now i can never play CS again, thx a lot Yeah great job explaining dreddit bro. Even better ...holy shit Cate Question: How can you have Vancouver in the ABA Exactly...because they aren't at a head and are still completely under the skin, the amount of gouging and smushing and stress you put on your poor skin is very high. Also in my experience one of two things happens once you manage to force them out of your face. One: a new one forms in its place . and/or Two: a full blown cystic pimple forms and decides to hang out for a week or several, telling you to stop reisiting the urge and pop it already...which is how we all get those lovely acne scars. On another note I've noticed that while in pursuit of a single closed comedone or cluster of those little bastards, you often times end up gouging your nails into other ones unintentionally and likely are introducing more bacteria into your face and just breeding more of these little fuckers. These, more than any other acne related problem are the most stubborn to get a rid of because you have to be soooooper strict with yourself and you will have to be patient. They can take 2 or months of strict "no dicking around with" before you see results. They do start to shrink up within a few weeks once you sort out whats causing them in the first place and set that on fire (or just throw it away)...but please let me reemphasize that you should never try and extract them...ever My farmer friend had a huge mystery about why all his sheep were dying for months. Turns out you shouldn't keep them in the same pen as a horny llama....... He's going to SKIN it alive and eat it right? Am I right? Isn't this that PETA video? But butt SMELLZ.... Wow i never realized that bart's eyes resemble Don't think it's pureಠ_ಠ ? Why does it always look like she has no arms? Same deal bro.... Hate it Please Most appropriate use of " " ** ** "Pregnant ** **" ( ( ) ) ┌( )┘ I was being sarcastic. Well it's good you have your priorities straight, wouldn't want your karma to go down, because that totally means anything... Haha exactly, we all thought it was hilarious on our trip to Germany, because we are all totally grown up and mature adults... The woman on the left... Dat poor posture No. This is my first stub nib. I'm looking at a lamy, but i can't let this pen obsession get out of hand too fast Fourth row from the bottom... 'into' ~( )~ ヽ༼ ༽ﾉ And today I discovered another very useful bot Vote I don't either. ** )** Makes me feel weird too, but only because hair doesn't seem to grow on my legs at all. Yes but she doesn't have a bible so reddit doesn't hate her TIL... Teach me How you made that there math sign. I know all about possums. Finally figured out how to make this damn thing > after 4 months. And I've been waiting for someone to show How to make that math sign. Or at least what I assume is a math sign. Yawn What's with typing the names in the wrong order??? It didn't Sorry? Wait, so you have the Implanon but thought it was a metal plate? i dont remember asking for a goddamn thing related to kardashians. No, I can't say that I do. Thanks for asking...? You are right we should all die so the earth can live Thanks for your detective work > You don't have a wife. Yeah cause "lazy moochers" is so much better. They aren't really, random people ignoring the giant signs. They're there for a reason. So handing the Democrats the Senate and White House on a silver platter is your solution? Dude... You're watching reruns... Suspension of disbelief is integral to participating in an RPG, I'm surprised one can't just lay a on them and move on. It's always fucking Florida Dat username Those dog pillows I bet that girl will eventually have a hound named after her. Don't know why you were down voted either! There is a /r/postmetal subreddit Some guy had sex with a goat. Who said you should drink it? Can't help but wish those pants were a red pair of panties. Pretending you're not her stepdad? An u picked it up Im not gonna lie...when i saw the 2nd the 3rd pic i didnt notice the pants the thought you gave him a penis....i was greatly confused ༼ つ ༽つ Give bank For what? So thats around 45 minutes. Our boners. ಠ_ Yeah, that definitely confirms this! I love you. Checked. Couldn't find it. "I hope so." Oh god. I...thought it was a belt buckle.... Not a Mr Show fan eh? He most certainly isn't! The biggest gap is about 60 days on your comments though. ** ** ** ** It's like you follow me around reddit... ^^^^>** **< I like Rand's face. ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็༼ ༽ส้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้ Umm, I was thinking maybe with like a bull. You're the only one who went right to the bestiality... What the actually fuck dude.. What did you expect him to do? You get a pass...for now but remember the NSA is always watching. Username. He should have done the opposite. Get with the times. Metric is superior Laughing at a canopy go some 25 ft in the air and come smashing down on someone's car.... We later realized it was our canopy. > her face ->( . . ) Sex Ed I just watched an echidna get molested. Or just regular retarded. You know, about everything. That must be a gross looking vag, then Is that a goosebumps sticker? totes math! Ultimate wing-man Thanks God is not C4! I can't speak for anybody else, but I refuse to take my child to any place called "Kum on" I don't think I could take yet another godawful Punisher movie. Why would you even suggest such a thing? from the link "...impregnated with salt" Duuuude! Some people have a box Your name why? That sucks bro want a little salt to rub in that wound? Got a friend with inside track on Sherlock I'm gonna watch the third episode in ten minutes. get better soon. So is my life. Omfg. I don't even... ** ** ༼ つ ༽つ Give bank ༼ つ ༽つ Give bank Vegetarian bhi hai Oh... Everyone PC gamer I know says the opposite, and they're extremely snobby when it comes to game quality, so to each their own, but I've heard from many many many people that the bank heists weren't too good. I'll buy it, only because I wanna rub the PC version in my peasant friends' face. They all swear GTA V is the best looking game ever Nice try, Rogers. ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ Yeah, because people will read anything that mentions Apple two paragraphs in? ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ So that's why the pros QS all the time. I'm pretty most people would choose their teddy bear. It use to be the the Care Bear theme, but my girlfriend is racist against Teddy Bears, so she made me change it to the theme for Game of Thrones. Enough, that once awoken, there will be nothing stopping us from ruling the world! The Condom. Well for some of you... This reminds me of a situation before: Where hypothetically, if your girlfriend gives you her Facebook password, and then a breakup occurs; And that many users were defending that it was alright to continue using the password, access said Facebook account because the person did not say "I de-authorize" you in any shape or form, after the breakup. There are people in this world who have no concept of intrusion, remorse and respect for others people's lives. This one happens to be an American in a particular gun related conversation. The thing that makes my heart jump out, is the obvious: "Well he tried, and there waaasss no other solution but to pull that trigger". As if, walking out, getting a refund or simply switching to another theater isn't possible; but then again, that would be too bothersome it seems-- but not shooting! 😶I'm sure we could find this kind of people everywhere too! Is it me, or it looks like they actually have a couple new members? (the kid that won't talk, and that stupid stutterer who has no idea what he's doing/saying) You deserve a virus. thief. Why do you think of it? I saw your comment up there too. And no it's not ironic. ┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ︵ ┻━┻ THANK YOU FOR FINDING THIS FOR US!! ┌( )┘ ʘ‿ʘ nope, a legit HiRez customer support employee suggested me to post my problem on reddit, not tell me what to do with it, then directed me to the wrong subreddit. (if its supposed to be in r/smite) The name of the gif. Why would the devil be designing his own prison? You were seven when you got your first hand job?.. I thought you were talking about Bumble Gnaw skin... Was about to *I see what you did there* Thanks for associating the entirety of Texas with this idiot. Funny how generalization begets generalization. There are exposed pins. Gotta find my programmer...it's around here somewhere... - hearing the pun- cannot be unseen Yay! British pride for that nunu play edit: caught him under tower... that's 17%? I just made a bet to go under 10% in april. Guess I'm going to buy an xbox one early for my cousin. If it makes you feel any better, same with me. There are plenty of Bruins players I genuinely like and respect... Unless they're playing against us of course, in which case, fuck 'em! that nose ring Video is private Whoa wha? They charge for that? You're the one suggesting that safety measures to ensure that children do not accidentally strangle themselves are unnecessary... Dildo plated wheels... Or.. Blood on your.. Dick.. Wow. Just wow. I give my answer to how the week was going, and everyone assumes it was to market my novel. It was only linked to give context for crying out loud, and yet not only was it insulted but my "name" was, as well. We were doing Captain America references. Actually I believe photoshopping does make it less real. Glad I could help! Now where is my upvote Murdering someone after stating that you are friendly, is particularly evil... All I can think of is Charlie's Chocolate Factory. Unless you live in the uk. They take out the pin that keeps the valve open, so you have to hold it till it kicks. Plus between teaching full time, adjunct teaching at college, two kids, and a husband, plus a slew of animals, I get very little release and me time...reddit is my connection to the world...sad, I know She declined because "moving stuff is hard" ITT: I used your comment Hedman is definitely over rated... Mom's spaghetti..... That soldier with the hand in the pocket. Oh shut up, already Lyerla My boyfriend used to think that deleted was a user that commented on everything. What's wrong with cargo shorts? Wood. H knows. Furries have kind of destroyed costumed characters for the rest of the world. It's like if somebody really enjoyed spaghetti, and then one day you came home, opened your front door and found a naked Rush Limbaugh rolling in tomatoes paste and noodles in the middle of your living room. You people.... Not so fast, I saw a pt in the ED a few weeks ago who was sent in by a chiropractor. The only weird part was that he sent the pt in after noticing she had a pinched nerve after reviewing a spine XR Dear god Patches. OP is Patches. Yup, lagging like hell here too I've certainly been suffering through dubstep WAY LONGER than 5 years, unfortunately. My god I wish it has only been five years. You are right, since there are multiple people suggesting that playing board games is something fun to do durning the winter… board games can't be the go to thing to do when bored. That can't be the funnest thing people can think of. Thank goodness we have bouncy houses. ITT: ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ <ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ> ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) IM DONG,JAMES DONG (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ༽ u ugly as fuk ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง : (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ╭∩╮( ° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ <ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ> ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) IM DONG,JAMES DONG (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ༽ u ugly as fuk ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง : (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ╭∩╮( ° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ <ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ> ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) IM DONG,JAMES DONG (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ༽ u ugly as fuk ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง : (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ╭∩╮( ° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽" Ryuka and Tomo are their children? Yes if only the rest of the world was a monoracial utopia... too bad Hitler lost. ....what's blue waffle? Yeah, but that's pictures, not picture. In real life, we will all die in that roller coaster The fuck did you just say to me? What he said, Jesus Christ take off that merc's. That sentinel... Yes, because trans women aren't 'real women'. What...what was the first? no. Like. Im actually her dad though. Well, now I feel downright terrible for laughing. I don't think that's a woman, which is worse than odd eyebrows. *Looks at your flair* Are you saying I'm handicapped? How young do you have to be to qualify as a new Mexican? Oh God no, she'd be hideous. NOW DROP AND GIVE ME 50 WITH.... PIZAZZ 403 forbidden ಠ_ಠ what is going on here you fucked up fucks... dude Awww! Someone cares about me enough to spell my name right. Actually I have i3??? Fair enough Not until enough "Aye" are gathered. ಠ_ಠ WTF, where is the story? I read it an hour ago and now it's gone, what happened?! ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I'm full meta3 fit “It’s always better to *air* on the side of safety,” he said. I still cant fucking wrap my mind around how this could happen ? There is only one way to respond to a false rape accusation....make it true Why is everything so cluttered?! Am very confused. At first I thought the "beating me up" part was kinda like a habit of brothers sisters growing up, but then you mentioned that you dated him for ages. So now I'm thinking that the beating up part is somehow related to domestic violence which is a big . So either these childhood friends got along dandy and had their puppy love, or the son grew up to be is a woman beating scumbag. Context is important here. I mean, they have no problem taking their kids to the beach.... "semi realistic zombies" Assuming you are new and developing a network of friends, just go do stuff. I assure you someone is always playing ultimate on the Drill, or someone in Butler is playing League/Starcraft. What do you usually do for fun? If you like live music, Dave's/Cigar Lounge/Rick's will have a band most weekends. My brother is involved in things like Nerf wars and airsoft. I think we're also working on an eSports team. There are always inter murals sports, you don't even have to be good. If you prefer more physical things, we have the Sanderson, that beyond things like working out, offer basketball/volleyball courts and even things like Tai Do(probably spelled that wrong) or Ballroom Dancing. Go to the baseball games when they start. There is no beating that atmosphere, even if you don't like baseball. Things will definitely pick up more in the Spring though. If you're in the dorms, go hang out in the lobby and talk to people. Some of my fondest memories last year involved playing Cards Against Humanity with random people in the Griffis commons. There's definitely a club to meet your needs. There's things like the Video Game club that plays games and organizes tournaments, to things like Anime club and even a club for people who watch My Little Pony(not associated with it). Refuge is nice if you like to fish, even if you don't, it's worth a visit. Maybe try geocaching. If none this intrigues you, just go socialize. People will find things to do. If all else fails, get a job so you can be overworked and underpaid ITS THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER Curling in the squat rack Usually... More pics of your wife! Sexual. Well, I guess he still should get *some* credit for being smart enough to get the fuck out of Kurt Warner's way. It's bizarre how they manage to turn some things around. I've seen threads with people complaining that women *get to* improve their appearance and manipulate men sexually through the use of make-up and push-up bras, while men are doomed to occupy whatever level of sexual value nature assigned to them. If you knew the whole story you would know I literally can't talk to him without straight raging at him lol. This is the guy that got pissed at me for surprising him with a cruise for his birthday because "you need to take into consideration my work schedule, you cant just plan trips whenever" excuse you, sorry you don't know how SURPRISES work Well, i am actually swedish/finnish Get a full cut not cool dude lUL suk ON SOME SMOGg t1t :^) ლ( ლ) What do you want to know? I remember asking you about it the first time you posted this ( ). ಠ╭╮ಠ◡ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) FOSHIZZLE MY NIZZLES ノ( ノ) you really thought that was 40$? Why do I think that free range people are not using Atlas Van Lines to move to Portland? Call it a hunch ... > You smooth mother fucker Ok I listened and learned. Motherlover . Not an M4 I would tell you, but I'm afraid Verizon might block this part of reddit if I do. I seriously hope I don't get banned. I heard you get banned if you shared some of the hacked money to a friend. $20k. On a Toyota Fucking hell I said mild Is it wrong that I feel sorry for this person? I imagine them growing up in a home where your health and ability to communicate effectively through words were valued so little, that they don't know any better. And as another slap in the face, after a life time of rejection resulting from their situation, somebody screen captured their sad attempt to fill the lonely hole in their life, and made fun of it on reddit. Uh required a mac in Graphic design? Wait, what? It says 3-5 players on the box. My copy sits unopened in its shrink-wrap, waiting for me to find that 3rd player. If I knew it could be played with only 2, I'd have played it already! Old trick that always works, unless the terminal app is the one that's crashing ( ) How long were you taking? If you can't get it done in the time it takes to drop a deuce, *you don't do it during class* Not sure if or giggity. I think maybe I need to get off reddit for a while. I read fucks a horse instead of fucks up a house I think your racism is confusing the issue. The "towel heads" are actually Sihk, which is not Muslim. Though, it's not free of violence, it's philosophies tend to far less incendiary. If your going to be an insensitive racist asshole, at lease get your racial slurs right. Goddamn Sopranos. I love how you ignore every other analogy and completely miss the point of the statement, rather than trying to make your own point. How dare I not admit to this being a grey area issue and not automatically side with you! This is one of those pictures where you can't tell if they are making fun of themselves. When you show it off, it creates an awkward situation where they don't know if they should praise it, or laugh. And for that reason, I like it. It's been two weeks let's see if the bot is still alive I cannot imagine the pain felt from a Kam hit into the crotch area I suppose these would have been Lakers slots in past years.... I said it yesterday A fly Looks like you're in a driveway across the street... I hate you so much right now The plot thickens. Do you by any chance remember when they were exposed? Why would that be ? I am a bad boy At least get him an awesome eye patch. Honestly the lights should just stay up until March 21st and not even be associated with Christmas, they should go up in October when they go on sale ... Maybe for you Ding ding ding. Worst trend ever I just lost faith in humanity To sum it up: We know. They may not know. But we know . Through the zipper, but why are you comparing tho? Rub it in our faces why don't you. ಠ_ಠ So it was "1.5 or 2" and became "1.52"? Nui s at Okami. Nui just shakes her head at Okami and keeps up with the . Never misses a chance. It's meant to be fun, not a pro level competition Saw someone missing a gold and diamond pinky ring at walmart in an online classified. It was for a 6 month old. Colby Lukewarm about him as a DC, too So THIS is what a real one looks like Top comments show that Entitled Gamers still feel entitled when a single person dev offers a game for free and tries to relate to the community. It's shit like this that shows me how fucked our government is and how beyond the rule of law those in power have become. Your testicles are larger than mine La r di September Nui s at Okami. "He's his usual self of course." ...wat C'mon...someone else had to find this funny! Jojo pose ( ) Please tell me that's dust Pearls for sex? I really should have waited, lol. I already purchased it. I have a LITTLE bit of faith from Dice to give us what we paid for. And if they don't, well, I don't know. ..... This is what gets upvoted to the top of the sub these days? blue ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ All these posts, and no pictures. Irrelevant. Don't fucking joke at people getting hurt. ┌∩┐ ┌∩┐ My wife and I are also up in arms over that episode as well.... Because it was so terrible! It felt like the writers weren't even trying I'm just as confused as you... You're quicker than I So many implications... >Two years ago he lost his job and his marriage fell apart. He struggles with alcoholism. So, he moved from Alabama to Portland for a fresh start. I don't get it, with all the fucked up shit we have here you hate being in the Southern hemisphere? I hope you are a girl It'll be cool if it doesnt crash and corrupt my game saves. I love Hitman but downright refuses to play the first hour and a half of Absolution *for a fourth time*.. How managed they to remove the Guccissima-Pattern from the Gucci Shoppingbag? PM anything past this point. That front section looks like someone who is having a random boner cool username Silk scarves keep the hair manageable? I guess that's why I see people wearing them all the time everywhere. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ "Revealed Science" Did you cause this Zuul? I've got you tagged with now. Wow I'm shocked, unethical behaviour who would of thought. Hypothetically speaking of course dissolving the dead body in Hydrofluoric Acid should do the trick. You lost me at "she is 17" I have the same skepticism I dunno. You can read his Mod Monday reply to me, I considered replying to it but all I could think of was posting " " to half of his arguments and that's not very productive. Not gay, but I feel like my life would be easier if I were. Definitely have had more guys hit on me than girls in my life And the number of girls is "1" and that was recently so I suppose that wasn't hard to beat. Pretty sure CreepySmileBot is a guy, add him to the list Hey hey, now! It is 2014, Neanderthal! The appropriate and socially-polite way to ask your question is to ask if the dog is seeking the company of same-sex canines. My 2014 quest is to find something about BCN you don't know about . You obviously don't live in a cold place, and if you do live in a cold place, you have never used one while it being cold.. Jar Jar Binks? aren't we all Why have you picked Skrtel ? Liverpool leak goals in ! Bring back bombers decloaking each other. I was let go from one job because I was exactly 45 seconds late to clock in one day. Worse! A white male atheist! Why is it that everyone with glasses gets branded as a geek?! Of course! I.. Knew... That..... "And we thought only vampires drank blood." Oh really? Tell me more Doctor. The rainbow levels in Mario 64, F that place F that place and the magic carpet you rode in on. No Uh. Oh. She noticed the eyes. I'm like a shooting star. I've come so far. It is real, very real Read that as "rape" I don't want to watch Providence and St Johns I don't know whether to be impressed or just exasperated. ლ( ლ) I too suck as a dwarf. I actually go in specifically to play as a mob, usually. Except on Erebor. Apparently UIC doesn't teach which you're to use. \ / / \ the only reason I can see why pencils are not sharpens when leaving production is when you open the box you have broken pencils. A broken pencil is as useful as a sharpened pencil. Dammit...12 G d idea ... that's the joke. Hmm...whats /u/drunkenwanderer up to today He was a huge boon to the major decline in the 50s - 80s. Right? Marvel and DC together?? ok That's gross I don't know what their offspring will look like, but it will give you 1000 dollars for one. News to me. Yeah, and no GTD. It's just so wrong.... Im not gonna sleep tonight Yeah that's definitely shit on the floor It's a restaurant ingredients spill... This one used to be "on the corner of 4th and Stewart, just south of the westlake center" Before they moved it..... 20years ago if (false) I don't think the language is the problem. To be fair, I doubt anyone testing the app had considered that you might want to change the volume at the end of the film/episode and the full screen can be closed with escape... I ordered that on Sunday. It's still in packaging . I got the nano clear tube and then that for the clear chimney along with some drip tips. Wanna make my Russian look purdy. I almost was at you. Hahaha too mean Ahahahahahaha, yeah either way I'd avoid the ACU. Then go replay them. So you saying women are "just naturally better at computers than men..." Guys. Guys, make sure all all zelda, assassins creed, and battlefield posts go to *their own* subreddits okay? r/gaming doesn't want your shit! Oh wait, nevermind, because that's fucking retarded. You callin me a liar! 1v1 me mato The EVGA decal is askew... ( ) Thumbnail is furry porn anyone else? ლ( ლ) It snowed there recently too אנחנו סיימנו הכנות לשבת There were 200 people on that bus? These are toy parts. NOT your EDC. DOWNVOTED We change. ( ) This is the lesser of evil, my friend is a marine, and he tells me stories about these kids who act homeless and hungry and get the marines to give them food and candy, and later in the same day the same children throw rocks and grenades at the marines. Vegetarianism, Cyberpunk, LOTR, and Video games... Guess I could have cleaned my room yesterday before taking pictures... Daaaamn, cuh. "Water vapor" It'd still be worth seeing, that username too though. EDIT: So why was this downvoted 4 times? Because I can't agree? M'kay lol. ლ( ლ) Why couldn't this have happened sooner Spanish - YES, we may have invented "siestas" but NO, we do not spend half the day sleeping on the couch touching our balls... oh and by the way! Stop doing the "Ándale, ándale!!!" thing whenever I say I'm Spanish... only Mexicans do that: "Same thing"... WHATCHUTALKINBOUTWILLIS! I was reading this as Jehovah's witnesses came to the door, I went from hysterical laughter to . PEeeEeEEEEEEeeeeeeEeeEEEENIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSS!!!!!!! ( ) (ﾉಠ_ಠ)ﾉ Elephants Guide Me (ﾉ )ﾉ I *love* the manta level, but those motherfuckin Cataquacks or whatever the hell they are... Most of them were gifts from my teen years. Don't judge me Cat hair isn't the only thing she's addicted to eating He needs new friends just because they don't like the same movies? Ugh ok man. You would know more then the guy that actually held it in his hands. That doesn't mean you can post it. Is that a portrait of the milkman? Progasm Jr - "junior size, pro orgasms." who the hell are they marketing at? It's good, but a little long winded. You might have the last supply of ludes known! I think I will stick with tattoos That's the point. ( )........No. Why bose over ear heaphones? your name. "It's the American thing to do" looks like this guy is going somewhere in life.... But seriously...I'll kill her if it's punctured. probably the weirdest experience I had there was this: I was trying to find my friend's apartment walking around town, I got lost. It got dark. This guy was walking in my direction. He had the DSME uniform on. Most of the locals in the town worked for that company, and I was there to do work with them. So I approached him and pointed at my wrist to ask for the time. As I opened my mouth while we made eye contact, he turned away from me and changed direction. I'm a female. It looks like it has been hot glued in place ლ( ლ) Goddamn it guys. Still waiting. How does that thing fly? Especially with just two engines? Had a similar situation, found a post of a shelter who was, in their terms, overrun and desperate to adopt Katrina rescues they had taken in. Agreed to a background check, steep fee, home study, etc. to be flatly turned down by the foster volunteer who was convinced that there was some specific breed in this obvious mutt hound dog that would need farm life to be happy. I'll never forget being told, straight faced, "I envision a farm life for him, where he can get up with his owner, chase chickens and maybe help herd the animals and roam free." She had him in an apartment smaller than mine, we were both in Chicago. Did you just call yourself a loose plan? Pretty much yeah.... ლ( ლ) ლ( ლ) ლ( ლ) why? yea its crazy. it like...doesnt even fit on your foot! I can feel your anus. So we have two teams who always make an exciting game and turn it into a freethrow shooting competition. I was thinking camekin. That's exactly how it should sound. It wasn't to hire black women at the time so a white dude had to sing the part. Tbh I usually end up upvoting anything that involves Taeng's tummy What the actual fuck? Uhhh... "Finn" + Not Finnish flag. ... How am I suppose to find pawn shop owners seedy and contemptible if he keeps showing signs of integrity! Damn him! Or use a usb extension cable He doesn't need to say "hey I'm gonna kill you with this gun" he only needs to threaten you with it you fucking twat. Really? After seeing your comment history... Oh you're that guy. Damn, I definitely don't remember that. thanks for explaining. Damn, I definitely don't remember that. thanks for explaining. Thanks, *Reagan* Jakuho Raikoben I really wish she was. The same reason they pump out 8 kids, when they don't have enough food for themselves. Yeah but I could get saliva... in my mouth Heh. The director and actors were going off their shit saying the martial arts was amazing. I'm dead serious ლ( ლ) It wouldn't be true god mode if they could, now would it. ლ( ლ) I think you mean "way to rip off thousands of actual photojournalists" I don't remember her ever saying that. 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( ) I wonder if those tropes have just become so commonplace in otaku culture that even the authors can't pump life into them anymore... This is of disgusting filthy poland Ask me to find out ( ) I just bought this book the other day What if his name is really Micheal but people kept spelling it Michael so he just kept going with that? ...I know you As someone who starts pilot school on Monday... Lol that made me laugh. Some dude kneeling watching your penis intensely. ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ I know where you live I guess you're not Asian then? Over 2K likes. Why can't people support metal and go on r/metal? ლ(ಠ_ಠლ) I like this ლ( ლ) ლ( ლ) "...although we really want it for the games and stuff." And stuff eh.... Turning the knob upwards... ( ) You missed a bit. Just asked 50SHADESOFPURPLE how the CBF metric was measured- apparently it's measured by the amount of time you've spent in a MAX; according to 50, every 30mins or so in a MAX= 1 CBF. 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Also, don't ask for upvotes lmao > Take up the white man's burden! Of course they are, clown_penis_fart... whoa someone just called every woman on this sub "probably unattractive" I'm not very knowledgable of part prices in the US... sorry, from the UK where parts are significantly costlier. and Taiwan? Heat the rig and dab your pants ( )–Ψ *You got a problem with the King?* And speaking of affairs; I just googled Major James Hewitt. Now I can't unsee the striking paternal similarity . Then watch the recipe being made on YouTube you wank... er... oh that's right, no arms Why is this a thing The dolphin king is waiting.... Every kid's show today. Yeah man it's like a full 90° turn Yes, and flushing a fish *immediately* ends their pain. 600k I was leaving home the day after my birthday to move to another country for work, and my then boyfriend wrote me a full journal of reasons he loved me and other cute stuff, I was only allowed to read a page a day. It kept me going through that 1st month away from home. Pity he turned out to be a psycho in the end. Oh hai Matthew! Easy way: copy and paste - On the owners pillow... I feel like anyone smart enough to figure out time travel wouldn't have overlooked such simple principles as gravitational movements Is everything alright sir? What the actual fuck Banditry, KOS, spawn killing, general assholery, I can deal with, part of the game. It's the fucking ghosters that get to me. Even the initial combat logging seems benign in comparison. You want to play the game like a scared little scrote, fine. But proceeding to relocate on another server and pop up behind me is just... ugh. The Star Wars prequels, please, particularly the first one ( )–Ψ FFS, Obama. NOW it's okay??? I want to know more about your life and why you know these things Where do you find this crazy stuff.. At first I saw a truck with a bunch of people... Thought they were just going to be enslaved.... Then the pipe and the odd hole in the back and I was like ohhhhhh that's not good I'm wondering is this real ლ( ლ) LE ALL MY FEELS ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Read as "guys kissing and pissing" And you had a kid with this woman Lmao attempting now. You again!!!! ***The Last Airbender.*** If you're not going to really care a lot about the rest of a show and focus on the bit which you don't even put in the final cut, don't touch it Shymalan! Let someone else pick it up. Where's my muscular Tashigi? You'd be better off with Mongols or some such. Had to look up priapus...... . You can't tame the savage soul. Do you live next door to me? ┌( )┘ I don't see Haxe I keep getting timed out by the stupid comment maker ** ** Sherman's interview ( ) What is Kaepernick wearing? warms. But . your goddamn ears that's a woman? ( ) Sorry down-voter, I should have said impressionist painting. my bad Maybe her cycle could be her survival technique. You know, like a squid shoots ink. 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He's even nervous about her rooming with gay guy because "she might turn them straight" Im sorry i asked Twitch needs to get with the program and offer their VODs in HTML 5. I understand they want the Flash DRM on their livestreams, but there is no reason to require it for watching videos It is. It's *always* a repost. Oh boy... Verbatim. Lol I remember this from yesterday, was definitely a troll. Sadly I fell for it out of pure curiosity. Dude gets the whole party together, then leaves for his "LoL tourney"... Needless to say we all said fuck that shit and left. Lee Sin + Annie ** ** I repeat: Fapper her, can confirm. Hentai. Senpai. So Sega is secretly a masturbation console Yes, the lines will straighten out after healed. From most of the comments here, it seems as though this happens to nearly EVERYONE.. Which leads me to believe that this is not paranormal. Whut? ( ) $250 to start come on man that would drive half the planet away. why would i want to start with a $150 brush? 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But F that, I fly a whirly bird, and that is the shit. ROFL I'm trying to send you a PM but I can't read the captcha on alienblue Image is to large to display on mobile device I'm gonna guess Wolf came up with that... Boiling oil... Golden showers aren't cold. woohoo browns, my AFC team. ^^why ^^do ^^i ^^do ^^this ^^to ^^myself ^^ Er der nogen der gider forklare hvad der foregår? Jeg kan ikke gennemskue hvad der startede bølgen af Danske AMA'er eller hvad pointen er Watching a movie with 100 cats sounds like heaven Jesus Christ, America! All of these + The Bachelor and Pretty Little Liars We were talking about condoms Wouldn't the contraption just be known as a surface you can squat on? The like ground? Yes, yes you are. Of all the days to post this comment On my last flight the woman in the middle seat had her seat, 2 armrests, and at least half of my seat Somebody should have this as child entertainment at a funeral EVERYTHING Creepy WHAT. THE. FUCK. #### Hey just throwing it out there randomly, if your a massive fagget just give me the look of disapproval, Yess just like that mmkay thanks have a goodie! Interesting how we elected a conservative into power, and our politics are looking more and more like the United States. Does this not bother anybody? I knew someone would bring this up. Did you just say pantheon was from ancient rome and not Greece? Don't go to Applebee's, either They gave us freckles facepaint 5-6 player changes catan quite a bit and not for the better if I remember correctly. (Longer, clunkier) When I first got Catan and wanted to invite more people to play I remember thinking the same thing and still think it's a rip off that 5-6player isn't just in the seafarer box. That said I'm still quite keen to try out startrek catan, don't think I'll need to own it though. bad mayfare I immediately though of him having his fist in his uthera as he just sit there... Same! You can also insert the look of disapproval! ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ never knew! ...why the downvotes? What are you " " at? Nothing wrong with this. Anyone that feels uncomfortable about the idea of a blind date obviously just won't message me... Mein Neffe (6) hat auch einen Angry Birds-Pullover, aber keine Ahnung was das überhaupt ist. Bei den Fünftklässlern an meiner Schule bin ich mir da allerdings nicht mehr so sicher. Diese Vögel übernehmen schleichend die ganze Welt. "Turkisk röst" /r/animalporn I actually am gay and clicking around the site for awhile, I only got straight ads As a former catholic school attendee I don't know what you're talking about. I never went full retard like this Had completely forgotten that wrinkle in Bajoran society.( ) It was a really interesting episode when they brought back the caste system. Although you can make custom layouts with Iconoclasm if you know your way around a .plist. I had go edit a layout .plist once I realized Iconoclasm's 5x5 doesn't align with a 5-icon dock...on the iPad atleast. ** ** Are you actually seriously defending these cops Well, you're one of the most considerate OPs I've seen in a while. Almost... *too* considerate... Chunks. Okay, so if you actually skip to the TL;DR you picture some kid as an amputee. The microwave? Hey mate I do not share my sheep, get your own ...wow I don't think I'm ready for that. Or black. I'm happy for you guys. I'm watching you suit. You wish. When I'm done with you your farts won't make a noise for weeks The AC4 side objectives weren't too bad compared to other iterations. There were onle 2 or 3 that made me pull my hair out. And all of those were damn eavsdrop missions. oh and 1 ship stealth section towards the end was a pain. I'm glad they added the rating system. One star all that shit. There are no girls on the internet. That connect 5 in Machinarium. I don't make faces "Anything you can think of if great". Well now. but... that IS... an Obama... sticker... >yes, all departments of the EU are tasked with olive oil distribution and produce classification... > The fuck? I'm not a terrorist. I'm black. IIRC the article said the team of doctors believed the ACL would heal by strengthening the area around it out barring the need for surgery...but that didn't happen obviously Wow I use iTunes Emma. > ༼ つ ༽つ Really, cut the crap nontendoh /r/animalporn does actually exist. Head on over for a good time ** ** Which is funny because I specifically remember that tree that we used to get attacked at being right behind the green fences and playground of Granville boys . (┛ )┛彡 ʇıppǝɹ But you just did. fuck it ( ) ┻━┻ Ja, nu sagde du jo godt nok sjov… OT. why is followed by ಠ◡ಠ then always followed by this (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)? Sex themed amusement rides? you put your dishes into a washingmachine not in a dishwasher? 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This article doesn't say anything about how Microsoft is going about removing the software but I'm assuming it's via windows defender (formally security essentials and built into windows 8) or maybe windows update. Both of these can be disabled if you can't be bothered to look into what the malware definitions are. Now if I'm wrong and ms actually is backdooring into systems with no anti virus and updates disabled and making changes to the system then that is creepy and wrong but based on what I'm reading this title is highly sensationalized Oh god what a cliffhanger. Hit back. We listen to an intentionally aggressive form of music that gets to the root of the ugly parts of society. If you wanna watch safely do it from the back, and when the action gets too close, put your arm up or kick/swing back. The scene regulates itself, been this way for years. The hardstyle/toughguy what-have-you stuff ebbs and flows. I went to the link...changes to comedycentral.ca . It's moments like these I hate living in Canada. *This guy* Looks like a 'Win Prevented' "Tried my hand." TLDR:some guys WILL stick their dick in crazy. BOOOOOOM MUTHAFUKAA It's been retconned to shit anyway, lose some bosses (seriously, machine gun kid ). I become the greatest cat burglar who ever existed, targeting the wealthiest assholes on the planet and leaving nothing but a trail of origami raccoons. The Benadryl makes you drowsy, and being sleepy is a calming feeling..... Thus it lowers your blood pressure. It's worked for me Your name I never said that . I like how they conveniently skipped the pictures of the actual slaughter... all the pictures show the already "sanitized" carcasses, no blood or mess. It's almost like the carcasses just materialize from thin air, already hanging from hooks, instead of being a living animal just a couple minutes ago... dissociation much? I went 5/5 before the season start, and got placed in Silver V. Went 5/5 when the season started and got placed in Bronze I Are you throwing a fit about imaginary internet points and calling *other people* children at the same time? The tunnel starts bleeding at the end Pepsi and Coke I just read nip ring and i was like: -^who ^shows ^a ^nip ^ring ^to ^a ^little ^kid? Barely Dying behind a traffic jam of inexperienced climbers doesn't sound fun Computers :\ worst class ever, he doesn't even know how to teach └ಠ_ಠ┘ The unseen win is the deadliest ┘ ** ** Great, so it won't just be vampire porn. It'll be just vampires... Cause that's something we haven't seen in a while. I know Ball Cleavage Agreed--the title here is *very* misleading. ...I think you should go for a walk outside... So if my iPhone is lost or stolen someone can control my desktop computer, too? Since this episode has come out, I'm sure this is the most re-posted anime image. The reason you may have trouble finding it is that people delete their own posts when they realize they aren't doing well which leads to more people posting the same content and the vicious cycle continues. There's a few different story sequences where you can't fast travel, but none of them take that long to play through. I honestly don't remember which one Sequence 8-9 is, but you're probably 30-90 minutes (at most) worth of gameplay from being able to fast travel again. At least, as long as you don't get stuck on a mission type you're bad at (ship stealth sections I AM LOOKING AT YOU ) ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) redditor for 2 hours Wait. This didn't end in an argument... are you sure we're on Reddit? You can't give the dead second chances I don't know.. it just seem to derive from everything and the narrative was just so bleh.. and dont even mention the bugs "I don't know, **you're** guess is as good as mine." "Ahhh, sorry, Chap, no sex today. But I DID read some fantastic books today! A Clockwork Orange, Naked Lunch, Justine, Story of the Eye, lolita... No, not all my books are sexually themed!" How would he know? Not this guy again how can you afford to spend $100k on internet money? wtf Well, don't take him to the lake right after a bath? You and me both, just got a message they stopped my vps for mining. Well there goes that 6kh/s. Agreed. I'm a pretty kinky bastard and I've had quite a few guys ask me to fist them. I'm like, A bit confusing but random, apparently my body's logic is as I lose weight, breast-size must increase. (Yes, I am a woman.) You're fucking offensive. ┌∩┐ ┌∩┐ And constantly raising tuition while not increasing the quality of the instructors in proportion Amazon. I bought a Java book last semester, *new*, for $100. The *community college* bookstore wanted $175. If I could have waited a couple of weeks, Amazon even dropped to $80! D: At the game... apparently it's Israel Night for the rockets? Omri just called himself the "Rocket in Israel." That ugly MUDAFUKA And bloody clots Completely understandable. Given the nature of the rest of the anime, it really built up for some sort of epic finale, and it didn't really deliver on the front of a 'thrilling' ending. Light literally meanders away and dies. That's...what it is about. I get some near my nipples This is posted above my desk at work. The running joke is that I'm such a Batman nerd and that this was probably me as a kid. Sometimes I look forward for a pimple just so I can pop it my bad. :(> amazon Jerk off without somebody walking down the stairs Atgatt! Every single thread Ezra Levant ( ) is a worthless piece of shit, and the DS Foundation is solid and reliable, but David Suzuki is slipping. I've kinda lost some trust in him. It's working out great so far . I have this feeling you made that edit in hopes you'd get gold [OOR] I have two, and I actually used them both last night for the first time. The INA 2 (purple) was out of this world amazing, and definitely worth the price. The LYLA (black with remote) wouldn't pair wirelessly while we were out to dinner even though it worked fine several times in testing (I'll be filing a support claim soon). Is it really necessary to have this many 's? I can't tell if this is snarky or not Correct, it's the little things for instance...if one likes, say...Hickorychips, and the other doesn't. 64 threads... Made it to the end! while eating raisins. which was disgusting! Gonna need some botfly larva to get the taste of raisins out of my mouth! Hell, I went to 13 years of Catholic schooling in New Orleans, and I didn't see crap this bad. That'd be the scariest moment if that actually happened.... I love your expression in the right column/middle picture. They're all great, but that one is like: "Yeah, I'm fierce. " ლ( ლ) A Blowjob. From Adalia Rose. What did I just watch? I'm still not completely over that... Who said we were going to send it to england? [](/silent_eye_contact " ") [](/wrongmeme) From 14 stories? Nah, they just inflated her back up. She's fine. How is that offensive? I know right, because we'd all upvote no name streamers to the front page... What did she want? Go test it out and come back with something or else. I thought that you meant Wi-Fi ( ) Goddamn, this entire thread confuses me Me too but on the right... It could also be that it's just a split nipple .... Shit, you're ri--I mean... We have no place for your logic here. ({ }) I'm married to a ginger . It is awesome for reasons. My home wifi is named "Stanley" My girlfriend and her roommate call it League of Losers and complain about the struggle That's a good explanation, because *I* sure as heck can't get on a server without running into a honeydew. Por eso no podemos tener cosas bonitas "for girls" "emotional picture" "interacting with the experimenter" ... Isn't this basically the entire premise of the resolution? Wait a second... You took these before the doors opened? Lyn Corbray and Ramsay Bolton Stop glaring oh yeah for sure , i almost field striped my SKS when i bought it. dude was like ** ** "stance was professional" Omg it's sleigh bells...how has only one person said this ノ(ಠ_ಠノ )LOWER YOUR DONGERS ノ( ノ) You're thinking margarita glasses, right? Sounds like base jumping without the parachute No ..... are you spb HEY! Keep your dirty hands to your self. Yeah great that someone lost their livelihood isn't it. Don't really know you that well, but you're like a power user in the making every time a comment included You're too goddamn smart, when you and other smart people start talking together I feel so out of it. At first I , but then I ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). At once? I have the number and expiration date of one of mine memorized, but they keep reissuing it for one reason or another and the security code keeps changing. What have you done Single experiment with no controls, not repeated, dubious connection with conclusions. 77? OP's flair: "I'm seriously Friendly" Ha. Yes. As a non-smoker, I still disagree with you. The whole "but they'd be happier" argument is a dangerous thought process. Yes, let's just force our ideals on other people haha, I REALLY want tangy. She was one of my starters, but I stopped playing for about a week, during which she moved. So just let me know if I win. You know, I loved the series ending included. I know all about it's ending and it's popularity in Japan. Can I get one post that includes it without you fucking downers trying to shit over everything? I'm not fully convinced of cat lady status unless you had tons of pictures of them and you readily available on the internet. You're free to go. For now. When you hear someone singing a song you like but they don't know the lyrics and are mumbling half the song only knowing the chorus. I just at them You put pennies in a roll? Let me help; How did you take this picture? What the actual fuck, /r/Mindcrack? -11 for saying he likes it, despite all the other comments being practically the same thing? The problem stems even further than that, Terrans have always hated TvP wince WOL especially in the lower leagues or diamond league especially because the late game battle is so much harder to execute on the Terran side of things but since pros can make it happen us players who play for fun are screwed and stuck with having to try and execute the end game like a pro needing 300apm which I can't do. Yeeeeeeeah. Don't worry, you aren't the only ones in the dark. 2:03, he's pushing with a pull saw. We really mallard this thread. Fetch and ohgollygeewiz. Mormons This app does everything but block ads, including changing the quality to 320 (Extreme) when you first install it from BYA. In a forum post at sinfuliphone a developer said that future updates to SpotiuM will NOT block ads. Just know if anyone knows any other tweaks out there to block Spotify ads? I checked Flex but I couldn't find anything. What's more, they're asking $20 for it No. What were the farmers doing that was so interesting? You should have watched the Tour in San Diego at the...ohhh. I read that as "your friend owes you a blowjob then" and thought 15 people disagreed. How'd you find this. The things people do to get off That's a pretty dodgy looking foreign exchange counter they set you up next to in that photo. Was the photographer trying to take the piss? Innaplopliate. (Rook Of Dissaprovar) ( ) My shitty HP laptop struggles to play games on medium, despite its almost 600 price tag. Oh, and also it gets so hot that my desk is marked. Do you live in igloos...I still get asked that. I know Then I think you might be playing on the wrong server Day Z... What the actual fuck. I'm almost in tears. I'm gonna I'll myself. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ The meow mix theme song. I was the guy people sent shock videos to. BME Pain Olympics, Glass Ass, beheadings, all of that kind of stuff. Although thinking all those were horrible and gruesome, they were just videos. The 3 Guys, 1 Hammer thing fucked me up. Then I read the back story, and I got even more torn up. The whole thing is just pure fucking evil, and for what? Nothing. Just a few fucked up kids who kill for fun. Damn, just remembering that shit has me feeling sick. If you look closely, the shit's in the shape of a cat. Does ' ' count as a sentence though? It's not a word, and it's not a character. What is it? ascii art? are emoticons a seperate part of speech entirely. So.. You can afford a quality DSLR, L Series glass, mini HD monitor, and external mic, but for some reason you skimp on your rig? Not sure I follow your logic What a colorful culture Nice try, Solomon. ###^ bestvpnservice affiliate link ###^ bestvpnservice affiliate link ###^ bestvpnservice affiliate link ### ###^ bestvpnservice affiliate link ###^ bestvpnservice affiliate link ###^ bestvpnservice affiliate link ###^ bestvpnservice affiliate link ###^ bestvpnservice affiliate link ###^ bestvpnservice affiliate link ###^ bestvpnservice affiliate link ###^ bestvpnservice affiliate link Bus on the left is Humans gave birth outside of hospitals for what, a million years? Lots of people do it today, even. Why did this woman give birth like she was taking a shit in public? This circlejerk not dead yet? Perhaps it distorts the debate but there are social reasons for this as I understand. I saw a stat that 99% of women use birth control in their life. That's 180-960/year that a woman spends that her male counterpart doesn't. Over a 10yr period ( ) that's some real money. Every picture I've seen has the priests facing the protestors, not the police. I thought he didn't have his jaw at first I wouldn't Wow, I never realized the stone block texture was jeb's face. I suppose the tying the shoes part is but I work in an area that I generally refer to as a tourist trap so we also get a lot of tourists stopping randomly to take pictures of things that makes you look at them like Thank you! And I know, the only thing I ever used shortcuts for are making it easy to turn lod into Yeah, but 5 year olds aren't generally familiar with how black holes are formed. I....think? And 5.56 has limited anti-tank capabilities What the... hurrah for a disarmed population! ...dat face As if yours was good? Cheap healthcare... with a side of rape! lookin at you India. Get yer shit together. I had to drive into Bastrop for work and it was treacherous as fuck. Very icy. Enjoy your snow day And L.Blanc confirmed today that they're negotiating. 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And I now just seen this And some say the gays would damage the "sanctity" of marriage. I only gained 1 pound according to last week's appointment and thought, "maybe since I'm at the end, not much more weight gain!" Oh boy was I wrong. I'm 179 pounds.. I used to be 135 *addictive Is this a thing, now? When I lay on my SO he says, "I'm a beach!!" Mfw when he kept first layer on top the whole time We all have a bad days. ...Why would anyone put a bikini in a dog? Yeah, soon as he put that large horizontal stroke on the 'F' I went June 11, 2012? The last one dives into your dick. 13 YEARS... 12 YEARS... 11 YEARS... [ ](HTTP://I.IMGUR.COM/N3GRXXY.GIF) Carlos Pena's return, $7.5 million, .197 BA. He's one of my favorite Rays of all time but the return was no bueno. Still, Pat the bat ( ) was the worst. That GTR... There were no winners...only casualties I never quite remember when to use then or than Wtf?? So i can be immune to the electricity pulsing through my body from a taser by adrenaline? TIL. You'd pay more for that chocolate bar in Thailand. There were actually a ton of comments below of people saying "A" "A, go kill yourself." Seems like you're getting rid of evidence 90 Minutes Enquêtes is described as "basically Cops in French". It is more like Dateline or 20/20 Not at all surprised, though she is due to have our kid in about 4 weeks so shame on all of you for looking! That.....that's crazy. And masturbate while I watch Watch it be PC only. Rufus. Let's see some hands- who isn't using Adblock? Ketchup. On a hot dog. TIL ballbusting is a thing you can be "into". "there is beautiful *bitches*" ? duders I have to say that someone being arrested, and not even found guilty or convicted, isn't justice porn. My name is Blake and I've been hearing Ba-lock-a for months now. Fuck me this fucking gif is taking so FUCKING long to load on my STUPID FUCKING FUCK OF AN IPHONE!!!! That guy is actually pretty pervy "shit taxi" Once there are 3 spies, it doesn't matter anymore Wat At first, I thought it was a blue condom. I'm not exactly sure what's going on here. If you really were interested to know why transgender people hate the word tranny, actually cared not to remind them of horrible experiences of hate and fear, make sure to only be a force of good and not adding to destruction in the world, you'd listen when people tell you that certain words have been used thousands or hundreds of thousands to demean, yell, while oppressing, attacking, and killing trans people. But oh yeah, free speech, so fuck everyone else's requests, right? the busiest store in midland/odessa....eight bucks an hour Nice ** Too purple!** Your dollar sign is on the wrong side of the number Not sure if I want to know or not Who cares if its staged, real, or....... Oh heyyy shirtless guy We'll I didn't decide for you. But one can really hope. Do you have Parallax disabled? I cannot get my homescreen to be my blurred lockscreen background without it being zoomed in thanks to parallax But why does it look like it instantly gets sucked back in . And even with 5d6, you still end up rolling ~7 when you really need to hit hard If I recall, that's an *Arlington* problem I knew I shouldn't of clicked that not cool, google. This is weird. Dayz is one of the games I play as well. What does Spanese mean to you I have 8hrs of a night downtown that I'll never have back, I was told it was great though [](/twisquint) I didn't even realize it was a dog at first....thought it was a kid on a leash. And while I'm at it I might as well tell you my social security number. You named your dog Demon? 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ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ 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spoilers. well this is obvious. Riot wants you to play more games Well.. You are right - sorry, I'm from Denmark and I believe handball is a joke, does not make sense that such a small country performs so well Amd the tub is all Cross country skiing. They say it's all about the grooming, but I'm a broad guy and it seems the popular size for tracks are developed for women and petite men. Never again... >The bot is purposefully a little fuzzy on this due to the large number of people that can't find the bracket keys on their keyboards ...but you used your finger. Was it on Eximius? ummm....how? I kept waiting and waiting for one to set the other on fire till I realized the gif had cycled through at least four times So, to make it even weirder, it gets mentioned a lot? Those noises.. ** ** Butt, how did they taste? "ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ <ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ> ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) IM DONG,JAMES DONG (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ༽ u ugly as fuk ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง : (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ╭∩╮( ° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽" CBC: Kind of a quiet night for Ovechkin even though he has a goal seriously..wat the fak do you expect from this guy? You have a kid? Don't sell yourself short on knowing what to do with wood. I mean how else... As far as I'm concerned? No. Aaand I'm breathing manually. Thanks. &nbsp; ಠ_ಠ &nbsp; ಠoಠ &nbsp; all i can say is: ( ) Dude looks like a lady. Your dollar sign is on the wrong side of the number move along citizen Fucking nuts Shameless self plug Your dollar sign is on the wrong side of the number now move along citizen Your dollar sign is on the wrong side of the number now move along citizen He knows. I read that as pube-lic. OOC: ლ( ლ) I have lamarcus aldridge in myteam, and you'd think he'd be a beast from the post. Nope. He's as good on the post as any other above-average PF. Misses shot by the basket that he'd never miss, its ridiculous how many easy shots he misses from there! Also how is bledsoe silver and gortat gold With Druids? "Yo! Go in the woods!" ಠ_ಠ u wot m8 Nen is all sorts of No? How do you even...? Dear god that username.... Umm...question: am I the only one wondering where the fuck their parents were??? WE CAN. They claimed the guy did a run with n-tane and was winterized... I mean, I love Beelzebub as much as anyone, but... $1500 for an EMT-B course?! You overpaid... Because my name is Susan, I hope That.. Looks fucking delicious! I've never won a internet give away Read as fisting. Intrusive Thoughts. Totally normal. Some people think about killing their loved ones, pushing people in front of cars, driving into oncoming traffic, kissing people that are nearing their personal space, and many other things. The kissing people one happens to me, too. What is this, barrister crew check in? Knew that one was "cuming" Maybe they love Yoshi I want to know what it is with Ligue 1 clubs and taking the mick out of us. PSG have done this a couple of times and Montpellier are insufferable despite bringing up the rear of a fairly poor (outside the top 3) league. What's the opposite of wizard? I want that tag. I love the down votes. Is it from the owners of these sites? They're reporting stuff that's already been posted here anyways. Off they go, I say. Because an empty parking space is totally in need of protection... Cows are female Her feet gross me out. Dem long toes. I can still see my nose with both eyes open.... Message to Congress: ...you tryin to say I got a goofy lookin nose? sparks My brain Kilograms? Riven's Vampires ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Sloppy puppy eater?! Well, at least Bangkok has gone through that during its Futsal World Cup 2012. >I mean, I love Beelzebub as much as anyone, butt... I meant just normal amount of men genitals bulge, but not like a constant erection. And I still got downvoted... How many of the other decisions you made when you were 20 years old are you still beholden to? Dude just told you your tears would turn him on more. Så det er nemmere at starte en virksomhed i Danmark, end det er at registrere et Dankort til systemet der skal erstatte klippekortet. >>I mean, I love Beelzebub as much as anyone, buttt... It's a podcast reference. Lol no I just got back in to it yesterday and I was just trying to see different base designs then I deleted them all Asked him to homecoming. He said he would if it weren't for his mom making him go with his cousin. Enig, fuck hvor var det en rådden kamp. Jeg vidste allerede 4 min inde i første halvleg at den havde vi tabt. Yes. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Do your own homework. She's lifting with her back Thanks! The best common sense is following the label even if you can successfully clean it yourself, the risk vs reward may not be evenly balanced. But wait a second... How can I trust you? Damn German dildoes, putting hard working American dildoes out of a job. ᕕ( )ᕗ ᕕ(ಠ)ᕗ One of my students (high schooler) told me that it was time for me to dye my hair again because he could see my grays...I'm 32 ...he wasn't being mean, just said he wanted to give me a "heads up" I once commented " " and got 200 points. I look up to you OP. You on the next level homie. I refuse to buy Battlefront or BF5. I do not know them. I snapped the picture while on vacation in Tokyo before christmas. Playing ds in public is very common. People of all ages too; saw several "older" (40-50) men and women playing on the subway. What do you mean hunting in public places? Battle royale (hunger games) is not reality, even there World 2 doesn't seem to be full ...No dude it's another name for basalt. Our pitching staff apparently can't detect when our star closer is tipping his pitches. Why can't anything on the internet be new WHALES ARE AWESOME CREATURES & HUMANS SHOULD RESPECT THEM BY NOT KILLING THEM! Japan, Norway and Iceland WTF? I ordered a happy meal to get these and accidentally told them it was for a girl. "He said not to cry or he'd get more turned on." ಠ_ಠ "he hopes I feel bad." ಠ_ಠ insults you for voluntarily doing something nice for him. He said numerous shitty things to you and then tells you that you should feel bad about being upset about it? For real? Yo this is weird. Still it takes two clicks just to play a song ~~ ~~ Actually, I'm not surprised anymore. I should have known something like this existed. Not closed for staff. Kids get to have all the fun! HANZAL YOU FUCK RIGHT OFF, WE'RE ALREADY WITHOUT HANK AND SANTO CLAUS. Another Atlantic Canadian here "Cube has 3 sides" Whoever is saying that you are just bad at the act is being a dick. Please do not listen to that. I can't think of anything that would make someone bad at that when it was done voluntarily imo unless they were doing something that hurt me, and if that were the case for my bf I would politely ask him not to do whatever I didn't like anymore because it hurt/whatever and enjoy the rest. Like I would never just flat out insult him while he's doing nice things to me and then continue my abusive behavior. And if I tried to be rough with him and he said he didn't like it I would feel terrible and back off immediately, not get mad because he has boundaries. I just wanted to put it into perspective because if someone thought to themself "he just said that because I'm bad at it" it's a way of justifying his actions and I hope you don't think that. I let my bf read this post and he irl went " " at all the parts, the insult, crying comment, and hoping you feel bad comment. But dat ass tho Is this for real? Functional math meaning that Trig course I was forced to take senior year that I haven't used since then? Yeah, that *definitely* helps me function better in my day-to-day life I think The new Hyundai is really going to shake things up though. If they have the technology of space travel and can harness the power needed to do so, then why would Earths commerce be of importance that they would need to interfere? "Highly illogical, Captain." ლ( ლ) "just ask her why her toothbrush smells so bad" Paraplegics aren't something to laugh about How does one lose at this? still boggles the mind that people take these fools seriously. i mean COME *ON* Squid person? Needs boobs. Half-Ling Boob plate Did you scrub the pic or something? Way blurry between her asscheeks ** ** ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Flavor saver. (_ (_ )::::::::::D~~ (_ o_ ) ) Have him cut russles hair God how did I find all this stuff so awesome be4 I enlisted. I remember seeing him in another thread a while ago that was about sexual fetishes or some people got on that topic... Is that cat peeing on the wall?! Wait did we lose 3 billion people without me knowing? Government MILF? Mine won't make it past 0 - But the gas you get... Holy shit I need a guitar teacher. Yeah I didn't notice mine until I dropped my wallet and it bounced underneath the car, I had steel showing on both rears--got em replaced the next day. I make a point to keep a better eye on them now I read it as 'Got caught fapping *to* my step dad.' ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Mountain Dew can is not open yeah I guess since this show does not feature meth-powered muscle twink orgies at the club for at least three minutes of every episode I am guessing it wont get watched. Let's all look forward to even more quality entertainment like Latter Days 2: Elders with Glitter on their Nipples Twitter fools think the crosshair is a propeller on the cow. Things only get funnier when you see them at different speeds and multiple angles. Tbh in the thumbnail I thought that was a pair of shorts with period blood on them. That's what happens when you're a girl. ** ** Took it apart to store it?? Why? Whats wrong with a case?. "Nasty Pig" ..... do you do this? Table manners. I will think you were born on a playground if you don't have table manners. Talking with your mouth full, slurping your drink/soup, chewing with your mouth open, and the one that drives me nuts - burping at the table - and I'm not talking like hiding a burp, or accidentally burping. I'm talking full out, pushing it out and proudly displaying it. Then blowing the gross stank air around after, thinking it's funny. He can share a cell with the bankers from HSBC that knowingly laundered money for Mexican drug cartels...IF ANY WERE ARRESTED jfoahufahpuirpahvnuipaಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ (┛ )┛彡┻━┻ Another day another workout... By myself... Again definitely had a similar touch moment with my husband....and also a room full of strangers at a party who tried to skip the song when playing the album through > You have to um, get out a bit. So we should capture all wild birds and hold them in our hands? No. ** ** ** ** I'm aware of the consequences on my Raid 0. Would have been awesome if they went. I would have loved to see them on stage instead of Madonna Ina sherif outfit ^^^^and ^^^^a ^^^^cane ^^^ The first time I see you in months and this is where I find you snooping "It's the size of a quarter and poisonous." It shouldn't bother me, but it does. So SO MUCH. How is that funny? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Not sure if anyone else had this idea, but I didn't want to use my tote bag and risk ruining it. Instead, I framed it in a 12.5x12.5" frame for records. Makes a great addition to the wall in my room! ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ### The worst is somebody designed this and thought "yes. this looks good." Gosh dangit I imagined a Suzuki Katana when you said Katana Cus you got dat look No im not ***Knifeparty*** \_ _/ Yeah This will stay blue Now I'm hungry. You're parents sound like pleasant people Dat play on words. You and your flair. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Way to go, you just jinxed JJ Watt's career. If he, for any reason, has to walk away from the game early, I'm blaming you. Waait a second, those pictures in the slideshow have nothing to do with the accompanying text or this rumored phone misread that as mouthSwords ... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Welcome to reddit I would have gifted her a falcon punch That doge isn't even a shibe. He's talking about his WIFI box... not his router. Alright, thanks. Hopefully this Shibe can invest in something that mines more than 50 doge a day soon . Any recommendations for a setup? I'm personally looking forward to 5 months of pointless running by Sissoko and Ben Arfa constantly losing the ball ಠ◡ಠ ( •ಎ•) More live eels. sounds like my brother in law ... shouldn't this be an insanity wolf meme? Was that English you were trying to reply in, or just ? 'Cause, you know, it's important that everyone in 'Murica speaks English... I expected something completely different, and so did you. This needs context, OP. What did you do? I'm not sure if that's better or worse than picking him up from behind and getting a face-full of asscrack That's not a "hot dog" Don't forget 'wake up now' (#WUN) and verve and all that other bullshit ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That white would have hurt... A lot! As a woman, that sounds like a one-way ticket to a bad infection. Please add They had better not touch Rin's Class S ZR Remember when they brought back the Jupiter range? I'd slit their throats before they could get a word out. ** ** ┬─┬ノ( ノ) They know why. ** ** Needs to have ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You play 18 hours a day? So you already made the judgement that it's a false accusation despite the fact no Human Rights Board / legal decision has been made? NOT NOW, xkcd_transcriber bot! I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF A CONVERSATION Never again. Watched it with kids. Never again rekt ( ) I see what you did there. I already do. All those lowercase Kerbins anybody who has broken a set of headphones off on an expensive device. . Use a thin but tough plastic sleeve such as a (coffee stir straw). Slide the straw around the broken headphone piece until the straw goes between the small spring that holds the headphones In to the device (this will free the broken piece). Pull out slowly and the Broken piece of china made crap will come right out! How many times have you regurgitated a Kevin Bacon? ლ( ლ) I remember taking a date to see that movie, but I don't remember seeing anything Masonic. I guess I wasn't paying too much attention. For the love fucking god. DO NOT DO THAT. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) But it's not funny I'd think that would be interesting. Sadly, I didn't have enough elective options to do that. They decided instead that I needed three months in a row of inpatient acute care. How about one not like the end of ME3? That'd be swell. "Ew?" Oh please no, I would miss Phreak's completely lame puns ლ( ლ) ┬─┬ノ(** **ノ) Isn't it amazing...something burning at 27 million degrees but 92 million miles away is only as bright as a house light here on Earth ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Is your username a lie too? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ノ( ノ)︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) "Another Exclusive Trollololol" Back in the day I bought a machete no problem but I needed an id to buy Diablo 2 That second sentence is on the same scale of annoyance as when a customer makes that stupid joke about how "I guess it's free, then" when their item doesn't have a tag/price. I wonder if Beyonce watched this before she decided to put the last challenger sample into her song about a break up. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ノ)ノ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I think it's a race to see who posts these "What if" strips weekly. Umm. Why are they touching each other like that? Is that a European thing or something? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) What a weirdo Socks.... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Pretty sure you meant to link a different user ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) "This video is not available in your country" .... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Yes, but my friend who bought the tickets didn't check there ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Not available on mobile. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Broken arms.. *cough* what? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Because he thinks it will piss me off. He's not even a Redditor, talks shit about Reddit all the time actually. Signed up for an account for no other reason but to downvote me. The guy has been harassing me and my family online for quite awhile on a forum called Topix and has made multiple Facebook accounts about me posting pics of us all, including my five year old daughter made into nasty memes. He's just an anonymous dick who has a hardon for me for some reason. Please don't He didn't like a lot of the things I used to post online and decided to try to white knight anyone I had issues with online or IRL and it eventually led to this. stupid , I know. Oh god, not Orlando... Please. Ate there last month and got the shits within an hour ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) Lower Your Dongers ノ( ノ) I just went through a similar ordeal. They had not only given me a router incapable of supporting the speeds I was paying for but they had also not disabled the wifi functionality so that I could use my own router. It took me 4 phone calls and 3 trips to the twc office to get a guy who knew what he was doing. You're helping me when I finish the one I'm doing next. Why? Do you have something to hide ლ( ლ) The mayor needs to eat a few of these. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Yes...swastika town... Snow is a rarity and yet snow days are more plentiful than up north. Wait, so that drains the battery in 15 minutes?? What the heck ** ** ** ** ┬─┬ノ( ノ) My guess is it just searches for the dissapointed face ( ) and replies to that ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Why do people do this shit? Here that ladies, everything is fine and dandy here. No need to expect to get more money, that's no longer an issue. Second time today I've seen this city misspelled. What the fuck **Not** a Taylor Swift song. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Damn it, I should have used this during the sale on Monday I can join you. If you're into that. why does the one ring to rule them all not affect you?? ノ( ノ) Maybe it's because you're spending too much time in it... ** ** Machiavelli was not a turtle ┬─┬ノ( ノ) He didn't say anything Twitter fools are arguing that you can just fly and spectate into someone's base then /gamemode 0. I thought that you were being sarcastic in the title ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ლ( ლ) Since when do gays have all the money in the world? Curvedright- On and Off the field... Canada ...minced kangaroo...? On Australia Day I witnessed a car full of flag-waving dickheads verbally assault a man as they drove past, just because he was wearing a turban. The victim was minding his own business out the front of a fish & chip shop, where he was waiting with his family. He had to endure insults such as "Muhammad's a faggot!", "fuck Allah!", and "go back to where you came from ya fuckin' towel-head!". I felt sick that his young children had to witness such a xenophobic attack. But the biggest fail was that the man wearing the turban wasn't even a Muslim, he was clearly a **Sikh**. What better way to display your national pride than to ride around in a banged-up car demonstrating to everyone what an ignorant dumbass you are... *sigh* The usernames. Sooner or later, people are going to stop wanting to converse with people who are named PENGUIN_ZYGOTE_CUM_DUMPSTER and analeakageinyourmouth. The oneupmanship here is just getting ridiculous. How much did you lose? Exactly this. Why would you do that... I think you forgot the type the last sentence . > ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Hmmmm, well, those still look pretty huge to me. I may try it, I do have a couple pairs of 'baggy-as-fuck' jeans that fit pretty close to that (my friends call them my period pants ) that need replacing soon. Thread directly below this has all the background info I wanted, thanks for making me scroll down As a Kentucky fan, stop watching our games. You're bad luck. Anyone? HA! It looks like they are participating in oral sex! This deserves more up votes... Who the fuck downvotes this?! ಠ_ಠ *ಠ_ಠ* **ಠ_ಠ** *** *** Don't feed the racist trolls. Not falling for that one again! Haha . .. Anyway, I'll just play one of my earlier saves I guess :/ thanks guys! Half a kid? All of them. Is that where my external modem went you grabby bastard? I know you still have my Final Fantasy 3 cart too hopefully........ This is what you do: Listen to yourselves. what is that on her shirt? Alien for Stallone, and Rocky for Schwarzenegger as an opponent. Roughly what I get as well - 1MBps. I live in a suburban area of Melbourne, and apparently this is acceptable. I'm not surprised by this, not surprised at all. You can't hide your feminine wiles from the snow giant. Okay. I've been avoiding them so far because I have too much makeup but you've convinced me that I need some Pumpkin and Poppy in my life. Thanks. Is it snappier now? I think this article kind of agrees with what I've just said. I mean, is it going to make a noticeable difference if you put it on right before throwing it on a hot iron skillet? IMO, hardly. I would like to think that I'd rather just salt after it's cooked, prior to me eating it if that was the case. The author of this article also uses a skillet for cooking meat.... what link is that? Where's this area? I dont recall adventuring through any swampland.. "It is not the first time the YouTube star has been in deep water with the law." ## Inline all the things! Like...Vag? RIP Jorge What the actual fuck! 'MRW when' Pretty much a case of "Sorry I didn't want to get stabbed " How dirty? ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ just many many many people wondering how sick humans are going to get... the devolving humans. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Remember what happened to Havlat in Edmonton ...That was intended as a witty jab at us discussing things we have no control nor expert knowledge over. Those tits seem photoshopped. If I post something about mobile games I get blasted and called a casual.... Yep, clearly nintendo's only two options are to either stay the course, or literally become EA. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Like DoorkMatter, speak for yourself! Sweden reporting in, it's fucking *freeeeeeeeeezing*. Snow snow and -10celsius. Though I don't mind too much, I missed winter during christmas "Hey, I think someone is cute, I KNOW, I'll post it in /r/funny" ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Romania, Paraguay, and Switzerland have a stronger league than us. /r/Eyebleach is my best friend after some of these posts . "Testes satchel" "Capricious Mother Nature"... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Not the same people (sometimes... ) I was referencing his user name... It did? Other customers who viewed this item viewed: A Practical Guide to Racism Not craft beer? Telnet hotspot? clear text... telnet.... So... much... Looks like they forgot to account for their own biases # Proven fact; most violent crimes are committed by poor people. Thus, poor people are genetically inclined to be violent criminals. Solution; sterilise the poor. "Mugged" you were playing mario kart while driving? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) So he rejects other utopia's for being to "fascist" and then describes some Germanic warrior society with survival of the fittest as a foundation of interactions between males. As someone from Indiana, My roommate is one. He rooted for Creighton bball to shit on Nebraska when they played this year (and they did.), then took off the blue shirt, had a red shirt underneath, and watched the bowl selection show. > ** ** Do you realize the karma changes tru upvotes/downvotes I've seen this for about 5 years now. I have people on my feed all the time post this and say "I'm such a huge fan of this move" That is an excellent analogy! Also it reminds me why I hate babysitting for a particular family; when the kids start crying because they don't want to do something, their mom bribes them with candy. Waaait... that's better than mine... Demons souls, but no dark souls (´･_･`) that should bother you more So let me get this straight, we want to simultaneously loan out Holtby and get Nani and Berbatov... I've been reading on so many patches and buffs they're supposed to be doing. What is this one fixing? I've gotten all my stuff mixed up. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Fuck the Atlanata rush hour If it doesn't kill people literally it kills their humanity and soul ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Dat username I smoked 7 years and then quit using will power alone over a 6 week period. Heres how. The first quit lasted a week. The second quit lasted a month, The third quit was forever. Here is the secret. There is only one thing that works: Practice. You have to practice any skill to be good at it, right? Well, quitting smoking is no exception.. You have to practice quitting smoking to be good at quitting smoking . You have to know how it's going to feel, what kind of emotions are going to come out. What it is like after a day, a week. Give yourself the space you need to experiment with a couple of practice quits. Analyze how you feel and react to circumstances and situations. Think deeply about how to overcome the negatives that are paired with those reactions. Once you know how your body and mind will react, then the real quit will be a breeze because you won't be succeptable to all those reactions that the "cold turkey" people aren't prepared for. Hope that helps ಠ_ರೃ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) A bot made to post creepy smiles whenever someone makes a face...That just made my day, either you are a bot or not. AP Varus vs Cassiopeia ಠ_ಠ Stone Enjoy by 12/12/12? This is a good question and needs an answer. ** ** ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Upvote this comment to find out why I felt happy, then I was , then I was happy again You know you have to have an awesome logo right. with a brewery and anything beer related, it's got to be one of the best graphic design jobs to get to do, make it count! I render .GIFs larger than 8MB in Photoshop The amount of pieces is on the front of the bag. Count them. ** ** Her name was "Sheila Crabtree", and says her name sounds ugly. Wants to change "Sheila" to "Sexy". Those MSU uniforms look like ours with the script ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Just because of that edit. No Especially in landscape mode, it's impossible to reply, everytime I try the keyboard comes up but the reply window disappears off screen. My SO is exactly the same way. I don't know how to tell him that I'm going to cook for him when I can but I'm not his mother without making him feel bad, but... He should. Loco moco! Fucking savages, didn't even appreciate it I think you're gonna need this: ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Great, just what my Lighter Acquisition Disordered needed. Thanks Turner . "Pulled the plug..." Haha! My thoughts exactly ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Maybe they just have really bad boogers. But... but.. that's the wrong way. It has to be and then ಠ◡ಠ. Oh oh, also you can make noodles and a white sauce Says Snapple_A_Day What the fuck is wrong with your penis OP ? My mother has three grandsons and a wardrobe FULL of baby girl clothes... no pressure though That's really pathetic man, il rip it for you on Friday, please don't talk to me anymore though, the feels are too much Okay, who is the girl. She's cute. Moar! So much going on in this picture. You can travel to places that have that lowered to 17, 16, 15 or even 12 if you are into that No Nikola Tesla? Shits messed up ┬─┬ノ( ノ) So, he's going to get bigger? ...and you have a boner Plays ranked since season one, still silver 2 One more for good measure: ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ** ** ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Oh, I like it when I get Pokemon that are nicknamed! As long as it's not something stupid (looking at you, F4GG0T the Ditto from Wondertrade ). ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Its always too soon That's the real question Injury does not equal death. ಠ_ಠ OP you know what you are. ಠ_ಠ_ no need to google it, just copy and paste it from here! Don't leave us *hanging* Wat? Its like a...GPS Not really a word but definitely I just spent four hours landing a rover on Gilly. Fuck yeah. Alien Blue just has a button for that. No other faces, symbols or anything, just this guy. ( ) Looks really good :D I can never draw a circle right What are you bringing into /r/touhou They're....... So...so very *stiff* We seem to be at a stare off...I intend to win it! now that is a What? "Harassers are no fun, they have no use" &#3232;_&#3232; ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Really? I've never liked them but now my bitterness is justified Australia you say spunk all the time on children's TV shows. DAE le ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Coding ( ) Where is the NSFL tag? I always avoid NSFL tags. Here have a down vote. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I heard you do all kinds of stuff there. ಠ_ಠ<> 'Found ring'... Wearing it. Why is this not in an iPhone friendly background format? no he's not at first i thought you were a guy, then you said same sex, then i got confused, then i continued to think you were a guy that was so bad with your relationship she turned lesbo, then at the end you are actually a girl, that went from lesbo to straight. (well half-way). so many sudden twist Tents... 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My daughter is a cheerleader and we had to search hard to find a team that wasn't all about belly shirts, thunderclapping, and twerking. I just noticed that this past summer. I suddenly realized I was hammered and wondered how it happened after X number of drinks, which I'd always been able to imbibe beforehand without getting shitty. The next morning I had that unpleasant adulthood realization: "I just can't drink like I used to." The nerve. Excuse my noob shibe self, but wtf is a satoshi? Man this game looks great. It plays pretty great too. Aside from the fact that if theres a bridge, ledge, etc. It will break when you step on it. Eh, it was some advice > Fucking really? comparing racism to a sexist word? fuck this kitty Close your dust cover! My flair right now I wish the right answer wasn't so far down this thread. Alcohol metabolizes to a stimulant? COME ON people. At first I read: "My sister got with Wolf vs Goat's owner, Mauro." 0 points for everyone. Damn that bot was fast. Can I have you come whenever just by putting this ? ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ And you don't get to judge with a name like that mister, he can use his ಠ_ಠ whenever he wants ಠ_ಠ She wanted the fucking gavy ( ) No. ... Okay yes. ლ( ლ) The scariest part about this is my name is Kevin. When will this go live? ლ( ლ) >mfw "he looks like Kanye West" She's dating a racist. When I confronted her about it, her response was something along the lines of "He's not racist - he just doesn't like black people." I was eating....keyword was....thanks I agree. Active radar missiles are definitely my definition of fun What is it dampened with? Possibly the blood of orphaned armadillos. Possibly. Bro... River of Crabs But...you're wrong Been singing this song in my head for the last hour..... "jack 'n the box"..... I almost thought you meant you've also had sex with your mom after breaking your arms. Why use this look ┬─┬ノ( ノ) $5000 CRT monitor Oh god... I was watching Todd's reviews and YouTube recommend this video... 9gag links på Reddit... du er vidst ny her ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Lol yeah the mods on this sub can be kind of immature. Someone else had a flair that was just " " because they said they hated Daryl or something. I finished everything and now I'm bored.. come on out baby I'm erect I like how you have so few titles you can actually name them, Linux probably has more titles than you... LINUX. I don't want that to be true. Oh dear lord. ヽ༼ ༽ﾉ Blue note on Wednesdays!!! It's always HELLA bumpin. I must say though, it's so bumpin, I signed up around midnight this week and still hadnt gone by 1:30 ┻━┻ノ( ノ) Nice comeback. Ohhhh... This happens to often. Books flight to Ontario, CA, google starts suggesting things to do in Toronto. I was shouting at my tv when Beagle went out there. Why not Johansson, or Carlson, or even damn Chimera? Whyyyyyy I forgot to mention in my title that the bunny is a boy. Sorry about that. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) The funniest thing my 2 year old has done is replace every single word of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star with the word poop How is this WTF. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Those textures Thanks. Yeah, it's within the return period. I guess another one's going back. This is number 4. The first had a digitizer 'black hole', the second would freeze and reboot a few times every hour, and the third had a really loose/spongy screen that made 'smacking' noises and had GPU corruption. What are the chances the fifth time will be the charm? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) not even! ლ( ლ) I live by Union Landing. See you there ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Haha Ohhh those crazy white people. I just automatically upvote these kinds of posts, just because I've come to expect something ridiculous. And 99% of the time, it is. Like.........really? But.. Theres.. No spaces... In mc usernames.... Yeah, this is horribly, horribly dangerous... please don't do this. Applebee's appears high class? Your tax dollars at work So it's bullshit to you because you can't be bothered to check the facts against yours? Which are of course 1000% accurate and people shouldn't bother checking them because you did it for them... that knife is actually pretty cheap I don't see what's funny about this at all. Pink snowman checking in Upvote me le ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ,. It's *Alderaan*, and show some respect, wee shanit sleemo > t( t) ...what the fuck ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) So many people are talking Not now Was half expecting for the ass to turn out to be something like a man's ass or something that would make him go and kill his joy. You have to take into account that the titans inside the wall are definitely smaller than the colossal titan so it is kinda impossible to know how many there are, I think we can agree though that there are **A FUCKING LOT** of them. *Now imagine if they break the walls* ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) not yet ノ( ノ ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Sad edipism There's a piece of software they call Photoshop. It edits images. Often times people think they're making art with it. Ancient repost. Moobs, life ruined, nice stab wounds. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ <ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ> ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) IM DONG,JAMES DONG (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ༽ u ugly as fuk ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง : (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ╭∩╮( ° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ It's an old dusty one anyways, we wouldn't keep a nice one down there. Unless you're talking about the creepy music that could be played when the ghosts come to haunt me Will. Not. Cry. > 9gag links på Reddit... du er vidst ny her There's only one word for this... Why?! Yeah bitches love a good vocab. In all seriousness, I'm waiting for Snowden to release info showing that all VMs allow backdoor access to the host. i was like "wtf urgot in diamond vs cait, get bullied to death probs" then ^ ^^ Wrong reddit alt Stabbd I've been woken up multiple times on family vacations by the trailer rocking. That's not an easy image to push out of your head while you're trying to sleep. ** ** What the hell is Tsuchimikado doing outside of Academy City . Lol ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Whereas in the Faroe islands they murder dolphins for funzies They also tend to have Florans in underground sex dungeons Let's keep the oil moving on rail. Much safer and ideal to prevent future oil spills... Pretty sure it is though ** ** ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Unless the new parent is not the biological parent. Are you sure it's okay to wear Packers colors in a MNDot Vehicle? I can't believe my tax dollars are supporting this!! Why did you link us to a nonexistent subreddit? Are you planning to start it? 3rd pick late in the draft as well... And yet no link to recipe or anything, you're batting 1,000 friend which nub? Yes, because I woke him up when I heard the knocking. He saw her too and we both noped the freak out of sleeping the rest of the night. I can't even describe my reaction when I found out what docking really is. That's how things use to be with me and my girlfriend. Cause her dad did not trust me at all. Cause we had a little incident. We got caught But hopefully they loosen up! With being really strict. Looks like Chloe ლ( ლ) I'm not even homophobic, but after the tenth time I have to hear him mention which dicks he would like to ride It just makes me really uncomfortable and switch to another stream. This is not any class at all. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Urm. You can use your junk for TouchID. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I feel like this would backfire... Think of all the obese people. Now ask yourself, is this WTF? Things are distractingfಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ wat oh yes, of course, it might be Doronto, just like the Pitt was actually Pittstopia. "look at that beautiful little girl" how is that funny? ( ) Happens to me a lot, for some reason it's always Taric..... Freedom never sleeps. Put that away ಠ_ Cool story bro You didn't simply it at all Great. How would you know? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ When I had to do janitorial duties as a high schooler at K-Mart back in the 90's, I was readily convinced that women were fucking disgusting. Squat on the toilet seat, shit on the toilet tank and piss all over the floor and sinks. I used to fear getting women's bathroom cleanup duty because it was always a horror show. The worst is when I'd clean it, then 15 minutes later get a complaint from my manager and go in to find somebody had squirted a fresh layer of toxic hell all over the floor yet again. Then they shouldn't even be down there. Have some respect Does anyone have a version of this gif where their faces turn to at the end? Perfect boobs Well, that's certainly a productive way to debate someone with a different opinion then you ┬─┬ノ( ノ) The pyramid in the background of Iron Solari Leona has the ( ) face on it. Don't know why I put tricycle when it's clearly a bicycle Lack of Red Tags.... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Oh no... I posted this a few hours ago ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Just remember to pull out. Some of us may want cereal. Then I wondered why so many people would take a picture of it and put it on the internet Humans ARE animals. And we are part of the environment, you idiot! If we kill the planet, we kill ourselves. Are you totally fucking retarded? (I'm going to say, unequivocally, yes!) ( I had a dream last night that I was on a beach....made of sugar. I ran away. Scotland's used to it. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) And his other posting is a 5/5 review for Pastry Push on BB10 "butthurt" Oh god.. shoulda taken the warning >You should get a dog... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Well i'll end the joke here before it becomes dangerous "My apologies for saying this" ( ) Not the version I heard. What the hell what assholes! I've never seen that GIF without the caption *"Somewhat retarded"* ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ <ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ> ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) IM DONG,JAMES DONG (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ༽ u ugly as fuk ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง : (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ╭∩╮( ° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ <ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ> ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) IM DONG,JAMES DONG (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ༽ u ugly as fuk ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง : (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ╭∩╮( ° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ <ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ> ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) IM DONG,JAMES DONG (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ༽ u ugly as fuk ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง : (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ╭∩╮( ° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ They're high heels I hate that I opened this thread looking for this clip. (ಠ_ಠ) I guess you could call them... ( )ノ-■-■ Vulgarians (-■_■) ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ By the way, it stuff like this that makes them come down on other character actors at Disney. Yeah...that was the joke... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I'm loving the question, and all the answers and everything… but this poem and your username… Have you ever seen godzilla's feet? You're wrong. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Broncos with only 40 less yards on offense......but down 30 points ‎ Looks at username ┬─┬ノ( ノ) If this is true then there goes my favorite past time ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ &lt;ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ&gt; ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) IM DONG,JAMES DONG (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ༽ u ugly as fuk ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง : (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ╭∩╮( ° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ &lt;ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ&gt; ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) IM DONG,JAMES DONG (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ༽ u ugly as fuk ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง : (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ╭∩╮( ° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ &lt;ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ&gt; ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) IM DONG,JAMES DONG (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ༽ u ugly as fuk ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง : (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ╭∩╮( ° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ &lt;ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ&gt; ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) IM DONG,JAMES DONG (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ༽ u ugly as fuk ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง : (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ╭∩╮( ° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ &lt;ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ&gt; ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) IM DONG,JAMES DONG (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ༽ u ugly as fuk ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง : (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ╭∩╮( ° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ I...umm.. you collect paw pictures ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I disapprove of the NBN we're getting. wait... wut? Jesus Christ you are so lucky you didn't die from that. That clears everything up. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I did this then it started doing it again ok I swear I've asked every server I go into, and I either get silence or a frustratingly useless joke answer ("lol itz semen"). "Freedom tower"? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) So far so good on that front. Now if only I can convince Mrs. Hamsters to let me build a mining farm. It's the 1940's, cursive didn't need to be deciphered it was taught to all public school children as a complete and solid standard. And no, it's not pencil it's clearly marker pen, you can see the loop of ink. It's also written on cookie paper. Come on people, manuscript handwriting was a by-product of the 60's. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ <ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ> ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) IM DONG,JAMES DONG (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ༽ u ugly as fuk ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง : (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ╭∩╮( ° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ It won't run Win7 and yet you are hoping to produce dance music? And how did you plan to buy 5? Oh yes I am sure a person paid half a million for a seat at the game ( ) 8 million dollars. Pocket change really. Haha. Dam superbowl... Now I have to wait another week. Wut? /(°o°/)ノ( ノ) When my friends and I were playing a few versions back, we spawned on a planet with brain trees. When one of my friends saw them, he couldn't stop calling them ballsack trees. Do non-pros really do that? play 10 mins like a robot and follow the exact build order. I'm just a diamond random players and I've never done anything like that. I don't even know how long a spawning pool takes to build, so what do I know ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ 4 Yeah, I usually make those kind of ""mistakes"" Yep, this seems to be with everything. It's gotten to the point that I just torrent everything to watch them in glorious HD without iPlayer claiming I have 'insufficient bandwidth" Have some class. At least offer him some money, a goat and her weight in chicken feed. Some girls are old fashioned. Goddamn it reddit! WWOOOOOOWWWWWWW. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) There's no such thing as an easy win. Going into this season people were expecting to go at least 3-1 against the jets and bills, with many saying we should sweep both( ). The only way to look at a schedule, IMO, is to break the games down into categories like should win, could win(50-55%), shouldn't win, and near miracles. What do you mean "you people?" Doesn't matter. After the steaming bag of shit that is AO, I won't be buying the next one. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Imagine that. An artist using mathematics to make an image pleasing to the eye... Good thing President Obama issued that order to close Guantanamo before this happened. Lynch-tree Yeah I got confused that Wilson did the Gatorade dump while we were on offense . T jack got reps in the Super Bowl. Goddamn I will bet a paycheck she's had a white person call her an illegal immigrant It's that "life goes on" that really makes me Don't forget about escort quests. **Or**, do. Do forget about them. I know I'd like to. "Rims" But, those are just. After getting to know a few gay men as close friends, this actually makes me *more* insecure. Are you saying, "Nice shirt!" Or are you saying, "nice shirt. " Riot you naught boy, i remember they saying Ashe is fine she just needs a raise in popularity and then you release the most beautiful and charming skin ever made ^ actually you're right :O Mind = blown ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Wise buying it when it isn't made for your device? Don't do it. And, of course, Romania's Oil HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! So, tiny bit of a weird rant coming up... I thought *for sure* at the end of the 2009 reboot that black-hole would suck in the Enterprise, causing them to conveniently travel through time, in this case forwards to the point of the supernova exploding near Romulas with maybe some of that red matter on board. I *really, really* thought that was going to happen. But no, let's just not try to fix the timeline at all and carry on this is altered one where Vulcan doesn't exist? This actually REALLY bothers me. Wtf old-spock, I mean, I get not wanting to muck up time even more, but... C'mon! Did the Marty let Biff ruin 1985 with the sports almamac? No, they stole it back fixed the timeline. Time traveling 101: when you alter the past in a monumental way, you fix it or fight giant teradactyl monters who feed on time energy... sorry mixing genres... but old-spock has *got to be* secretly coming up with a way to make everything right and not just getting it on with a bunch of young vulcans in the name of rebuilding the civilization... cuz that's what it seems like Dockbutt..? One dickbutt eating another dickbutts face? My wife calls it "Dork Fortress" (ﾉಠ_ಠ)ﾉ Jarnitro Guide Me (ﾉ )ﾉ Not available on mobile Every time I post What about before the 2 decades No, but those are an instant panty dropper. They're just so yes. Don't mean to hate, but he just looks creepy . Imma bite you Redcoat. ( ) Thank you kindly, tho these will make their way back into your pocket...Somehow...One day I will figure out how to make them stay there. ┌( )┘ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Heh... Why do you say that? taliban = urban vandals That thumbnail. I don't know. I can't remember anything Be glad you didn't look. My SO got to see what I looked like on the inside during my c-section. This is the reaction I get whenever we talk about it: ** CAN NOT UNSEE**. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) 36 numbers The instamash next to the tp... You should go back to the cave you came from, along with the Aarons that had the guts to breed you, even though they would never want you even if you were shiny It's only gonna get worse thanks to the realignment You seem shady as fuck ( ) Looks like you fucked up covering up a last name in one of your pics. Better clean up fast. Idgaf Russell has a ringಠ_ ~~It contains fibre glass in the tobacco to cut your gums. Legitimately. ~~ You would have to wonder why a family would be doing this (dirty deed) but still clicked it. Are you sure?? Man your lucky. The two bad videos I found on Facebook were ones of people pooping in someone's mouth.. I saw then because my friends had commented or something, and that's how they spread throughout Facebook so easily. How do we remember? Certainly not by him putting ' -Reagan' after everything! Way to be... that one guy Why did we ever get rid of him? Now paging /u/CreepySmileBot to help out your emoticon. She's hot and her tits don't look so bad but I cringed when she showed her ass. Tiny asses don't look good. Keep loving yourself /u/sillylilme. My dad is like this and I can tell you from experience that you don't need people like this in your life. He knows that I'm trying to watch what I eat so he likes to invite me to dinner then say things like "I don't mean to be funny but it looks like you have gained weight maybe you shouldn't eat" " You should just eat bread and water". Even with the weight loss he makes sure that he goes out of his way to let me know that no one will ever love me. He feels that belittling comments is motivation. The only thing this is doing for me is giving me less and less motivation to stop his wife from turning off his life support when he is in the hospital again. ~~Motherfuckers like this do not deserve your time.~~ That being said they are unfortunately your parents so I would keep them at the same distance they were at when I was fat. I wish that we could all have family that would support us, but OP you can do this. You don't don't need them to tell them how awesome you are. We are your lose it family and you can do it. Keep up the good work. wut? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) and your dog Well, that escalated... at a fast pace. Same way as you write this: yes….but Utd are playing Fulham whilst we are playing Bayern Munich There's a nidalee Are you planning to commit a murder? Damn I didn't know I had so many cop kills. In my experience, Deathclaws where the least of my problems. Giant Radscorpions and cazadors though I Did Do you have Kannada installed at least? Either way, . Really?!?!! Is this how I needed to start my day?!!! I see what you're trying to do here and I cannot let you rename the soda Appalachian Dew. Obsidia, stephen walking, going quantum and dat penguin dood out there Man, you took my " " response... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Wil's real house looks nothing like that... Yes Is not funny. Is life in Moscow . ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Thank you! Although I done goofed. I forgot to use the coupon code Oh. I redact my " " ノ(ಠ_ಠノ )LOWER YOUR DONGERS ノ( ノ) All I know for sure is that my boyfriend is evil. He realized early on that I yawn whenever he does. Now he intentionally yawns so I will involuntarily. Over and over and over again .... He uses it to interrupt my arguments. Oh, I get it. It's like Walgreens sells drug.s That and your flair Cats do not express themself with their face *cough cough* **/u/CreepySmileBot ** ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). . ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ. ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ. (ಥ_ಥ). ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ. (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ. (☞ﾟヮﾟ) ☞ ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜). (╯°□°)╯︵ ʞooqǝɔɐɟ And extra criminal charges and extra jail time have been proven to be **so** effective at reducing crime.... I heard what you said >Nope! 17. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ヽ༼ ༽ﾉ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) At least the flavor fits in. ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ψ wat Wait, why we're you planning on fucking a 14 year-old..? I cracked the egg to find out it had two yolks! "Best Boy Grip" Why ? *cough* ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ <ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ> ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) IM DONG,JAMES DONG (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ༽ u ugly as fuk ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง : (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ╭∩╮( ° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ We don't eat Shrimp in Australia, we eat prawns. I AM SO SICK AND TIRED OF SOCIETY FORCING US TO LIVE UP TO THESE UNREALISTIC STANDARDS So did I He is home. Well... fuck. What fireworks? ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That was efficient. Welcome to Facebook. I... More like DON'T rag. They boy was in jail for how long before he put that thing on? > I guess when you gotta go, you gotta go. What is the font? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) So Ken Ham gives a clear example of survival of the fittest (blind cave fish) as evidence against survival of the fittest. What the fuck is up with this Peggle shit anyway??? It's causing a rift in the clan man... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) So we're finally getting Cas back next episode, but at what cost? One may tolerate a world of demons for the sake of an angel, but that particular demon? I hope I'm sensing some sarcasm in that comment... I live there. Fortaleza, Brazil. Our infrastructure is so bad, that it only takes a couple of dozen droplets of rain to inundate the whole f... city. ...link? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) And I'm the pillow ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) To be clearer, I got this in response to an ad I posted where I stated that I was on a trip, and wanted to meet some guys to show me around town. I'm not sure why he thought that meant I was looking for a soulmate, or how he thought his whole "my muslim wife died of cancer, I 'chose' wrong'," story was gonna win me over. Seriously, what the fuck? How can you talk about your *deceased wife* that way? If that's from a song, I'm sorry. 1582........... What, ketchup? I don't know what you guys call it, so I used tomato sauce just in case. Play realistically. You're cute, awesome to talk to when you do talk to me, lovely guy and dang, I wanna be an irl friend of yours. Awesome! It gets pretty empty, usually just isi and I, plus guests. I got into Jarvan IV's Elite and I think it fits pretty well, compared to Heimerdinger's Mercenaries which I had last season. Wow, almost seems like Amazon's carrying out some sort a plan to screw with you ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ <ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ> ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) IM DONG,JAMES DONG (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ༽ u ugly as fuk ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง : (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ╭∩╮( ° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ Me too, let's hold hands. *wet* I'm not sure if you're being facetious Anyone else cringe upon learning there's a "creation museum"?? "ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ <ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ> ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) IM DONG,JAMES DONG (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ༽ u ugly as fuk ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง : (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ╭∩╮( ° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) What a hair-do ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ATM? Groceries website? ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ This is most definitely not what I was expecting Knock it off Or alternatively: 4,3, ,1,2. No, he did not do good. His trigger is exposed. There is a REASON why EVERY holster COVERS the trigger. This is wildly unsafe for him to wear. Just want to throw this out there... I've got the same mod and after one awkward drop the 510 threads completely stripped out. Why they would use aluminum threads is beyond me, but other than that it's a solid mod. Okay well I need 4 channels, what's that called? Plural eyes exported the files with 4 channels, but I edited it with the 2, so when I import the new files with the 4 channels it gives me a message saying there are more channels than the original. It can still import the files but it cuts it down to 2 channels. I need all four cause I'm giving it over to my sound guy on Monday. Sorry about the it's right next to my send button on my keyboard Hear hear Ah, yes, mods. Of course, why didn't I think of that? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You're joking, right? ( ) You're hilarious Hello there. Start a kickstarter for a car "All Matthias did was play with her body as he was posing her up, but never fucked her not in the snatch, not in the pooper, not even in the mouth of that severed head" And in explorer...wait a second Something seems odd with the time. ^^^ I think animals like this are the perfect example of evolution, but maybe even too perfect? Haven't seen this since yesterday's front page. "Where did the exploding star come from?" nice body, minus the head What were you doing with that cucumber Go State... And longer reach than the MHA whip thing that's looped (4" reach, by the way ). ...seriously? Holy shit that camera/lens combo is worth more than my car My guy is diabetic and has to be fed on a schedule, he will chase me around and claw and bite me if I'm a few minutes late feeding him. He actually woke me up this morning by jumping on my head and giving me love bites on my jaw ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Dat username That album cover ┬─┬ノ( ノ) "Role Playing Game Cards Stolen from Newington Store" Isn't that *weird?!* I remember reading Edgar Allen Poe and *The Tommyknockers* in ***FIFTH GRADE*** and no one looked at me askance. Nowadays I hear about some really stupid stuff being banned, like *Harry Potter* and I am like ; wat. So much whitespace They are fucking dope! ...ham...wallet. Oh god.... ;;; Cant see the pics on ipad I wish app makers wouldn't post fake reviews for their apps. Two separate reviewers using "not only" in consecutive reviews? Seems legit. Do you need help? I can offer my copy paste skills; hahahaha Why would you post that? Yeah... I'm sure you do. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) When Tibs reappears at the party, two Nens rush back in to dish out almighty punches. Tibs manages to bite his thumb, but at precisely the moment he summons Kong, he is struck in the shoulders by each of the Nens. With a great pooof there's suddenly a large summons that appears, effectively destroying the house that the party is being held in. Pixar knew how **Superb** the **owls** would be would be? I see no **owls** in this picture if you stop playing when you're at the cap, you have a certain problem imo... but regardless if you want to grind your score like that there will always be your BBLog rank, regardless of dlc what woman takes their birth control pill out of the pack and leaves the loose pill somewhere? I hope thats fake ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Looks at username, looks at flair-- Vad är det för folk som kommenterar på dn.se egentligen? En del är ju borderline rasistiska: "Snart blir det friterad kyckling och vattenmelon 24/7". They are when you're with me This much: The Aztec Empire was around for less than a century? No puns. ** ** Yea. 17 year old 6foot 2 inch "child" I agree with your observation, any group with enough adherents will have a vocal minority who may be in that group for the wrong reasons and seek to have their ego massaged thus ruining the name of the entire group [META] After quick review, I see TWO engines. Simple mistake I forgot this is Reddit. I'm always kind of wishey washy on Schilling because on the one hand he was definitely in the right place at the right time for the Red Sox, but on the other hand, afterward, his born again Christian fundamentalism kind of gets on my nerves . Why are you jumping to defend Miley Cyrus? I imagine it's required in Madison but seeing as it is usually done piss-poor I question whether it's actually on the books This completely blows my mind, there are only 52 cards You're an ignorant cunt. Yea you're crazy, only one idea per person no repeats... So ignorant having the same idea. You totally stole his idea man, come whisper in my ear, did you? i wont tell nobodies H...How?! My daughter is 12 months old, and she *still* won't let me read to her. On one or two occasions, she didn't try to snatch the book out of my hand. It super sucks because I *WANT* to read to her, but *she* doesn't let me ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Oh to u too lol Cool photo, I wonder if I can just ask for free admission like they ask to use photos for free. Or a four year old having sex with a nine year old. How old were they? ノ( ノ) > Holy shit that camera/lens combo is worth more than my car Nui s at Nen. "Ah, right. I'll see you later." She heads to the exit, carrying Tibs arms. "Let's get back to Shink with these..." Your dollar sign is on the wrong side of the number .....now move along citizen Use your fingers and press in the middle I'm shocked Do you mean what are you posting this from then? Wow, the title really wasn't kidding They "may" be fictional? shit When the One has games at 30FPS Sony fanboys go wild. But when one of their exclusives has only 30FPS, it's completely fine. >mfw i can le relate to this ‎ My thoughts exactly. Image the smell. Makes my stomach turn. You know there's a book that tells you what to do. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You're so right! Such a scholar *** *** ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You really put in the time and effort to achieve those numbers without looking into this first? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Grandma had me pot her flowers one possible exception, i haven't played it, but i could see scout heli maybe getting crazy on xbone for the reasons you mention + the kinect cockpit freelook it's got... because there's no pc trackIR support ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Am I doing it right? Not hard at all... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) tl;dr: Boss made a comment about a passing undergraduate, about wanting to "sample a piece of that". Student heard, boss said the comment was in reference to my "delicious pie". ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Hmm -- heading to NW DC this weekend. Why is this purple??!! I am petrified of spiders. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) no one tells me when to stop. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) He still paid for the iPhone tho ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Maybe after we ban all those movies which graphically show people killing each other. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ლ( ლ) c'mere Gotta love when you're browsing a completely unrelated subreddit and something like that pops up. ### DA Butt Monkey?! Not likely. She's learning how to use illustrator so she won't need me. Supposedly I would be proud of her "mac" capabilities, hah. Don't you dare.. Every time he played for bayern he felt like part of it. He didn't make any mistakes and was very calm and safe and even showed a piece of his skill here and there. You might say that's because of the players around him but kirchhoff had the same chance and every time he had the ball on the pitch this was my face: . It's too early to say how skilled he can be one day but he will probably will be a starter for Bayern one day. Oh boy, I won't be able to make it, I'll be in Madrid at a MSFT event > ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I got you bro. > ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I got you bro. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ' ' when out of context ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Why did they stop at releasing him after only 30 minutes? Couldn't they have given the firefighter the electric chair too or something? And also his family members? I'm sure if the cop had been doing his job, he could have next gone to the firefighters home and killed the pet dog in cold blood like they love to also do. Seems like the particular cop is a bit of a pussy. Tanyu s at Tibs. This is a new thing to me - are caliper covers for uh.. putting on your stock brake calipers to make them look aftermarket and/or larger than they actually are? If so... . Creepy smile bot almost always gives me a smile. Probably they recieve hundreds or thousands of emails and they can't answer to all of them Those living conditions.. "Darling ...... Lose the attitude" Why does Cleveland do this to us? So they keep your calipers warm while gently wicking sweat? . ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Not only the icons! Also the lockscreen and such, thanks! He made it to the bottom I mean i dont know what i expected cant be unseen....... ( ) I stopped reading after the sunset one. I don't want to belittle anyone, but *really* ? Ubuntu is based on Debian Veeping. Nice dude, good to hear. Same kinda thing happening for me right now, not exactly the same but yeh good job edler wat r u doin Seriously...why would you do that?! as if the weather and such isn't bad enough, you have to throw the ice cream truck from hell on top of that? No. Nope. Don't think so. DON'T ENLARGE TO FULL RESOLUTION Ny m Ny m Don't be ridiculous.... ಠ_ಠ srsly guys, wtf is wrong with you? you just spam the chat like some 10 yr old kids and don't give space for others to talk about the game... you just spam pictures and talk ***... you ruin the chat... that was not the suppose of the chat... think about it and stop it! I think the fancy tags reduce the worth . Couriers at 1$ on the market :/ 16 watchers. Oh god why me2 pls Ny m repost. Sad thing is this sounds like my last relationship It's a shame it's digital only, but hopefully it's not going to cost me £90 like the Japanese version did (got screwed with import costs as I was impatient and chose it to be fedex'd) ಠ_ಠ srsly guys, wtf is wrong with you? you just spam the chat like some 10 yr old kids and don't give space for others to talk about the game... you just spam pictures and talk ***... you ruin the chat... that was not the suppose of the chat... think about it and stop it! wat. Put back my CSS Try playing the Pyramid of Doom for a while. Those gargantuars are ridiculously hard to kill. You will use up your money on the 1200 coin swipe button. And that doesn't even kill them, just knocks them to the right of the field. The new 1400 coin snowball button just introduced is useless. It won't bother the gargantuars or the sarcophagus guy. And, somehow it is deemed to be worth more than the sweeper. Not sure if true. ಠ_ಠ srsly guys, wtf is wrong with you? you just spam the chat like some 10 yr old kids and don't give space for others to talk about the game... you just spam pictures and talk ***... you ruin the chat... that was not the suppose of the chat... think about it and stop it! ಠ_ಠ srsly guys, wtf is wrong with you? you just spam the chat like some 10 yr old kids and don't give space for others to talk about the game... you just spam pictures and talk ***... you ruin the chat... that was not the suppose of the chat... think about it and stop it! Why are you being downvoted. It's like we can't take our own joke? The origin of that username Fuck... I have to got to bed soon ┬─┬ノ( ノ) With an ending like "inib" you should have known it was a tyrosine kinase inhibitor like Imatinib (aka Gleevec, for Philadelphia chromosome t(9;22) CML). I'd be concerned if you didn't know Imatinib by M4 ...just giving you a hard time, but always remember the ending of drugs identifies the class with similar mechanism. hmm..... go away. "freedom of movement" - ...drug me I don't know how I feel about this That's a mantis shrimp An ex of about 2 years. We were really close in our relationship when we had it but we had a mutual breakup and I had moved on. I always just think back to the old times and wish I could talk about things that I cant do with my current boyfriend. Or maybe I just need to have an actual friend... Aperature? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Your baby didn't grow at all in 29 years. Call the exorcist! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Holy shit fuck balls ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Petrucci's pants. Get in pajamas>reddit/youtube/LegoStarWars for a hour or two>brush teeth> >bedtime I remember you I used my vacation days to do exactly that. I got mad bed sores in a matter of days on my *vacation time* ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) If aliens can create genetically engineered beings and traverse the interstellar gulf, then they can build fucking robots with inexhaustible power supplies. Holy shit. Am I the only person to think "this is why the constitution was written". I'm not even from the us. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) But, the chiefs, did it really count The melting Jabba the Hutt above the puppy's head can't be unseen You're trying to teach the wrong person. Defacing US currency. Excellent ಠ_ರೃ ಥ_ಥ ಥ_ರೃ ರ_ರ point of a snap chat is to not post their face on the internet assholeಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ srsly guys, wtf is wrong with you? you just spam the chat like some 10 yr old kids and don't give space for others to talk about the game... you just spam pictures and talk ***... you ruin the chat... that was not the suppose of the chat... think about it and stop it! I'm the same age as that game. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I was talking about your user name. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Lol right lol lol I experienced this bug myself near someone's claim and spent quite awhile farming burled wood off of the one "never ending tree" I tested the bug out on other various trees near by and was unable to recreate the bug. But for whatever reason, this one tree would go down, explode as per normal and for a very brief moment would reappear. I've experienced other trees do this and usually I would receive an error message stating my axe isn't high enough to gather the resource, then it would pop out of existence. In this case though, it let me continue gathering from it with no error, and did not pop out of existence. This cycle continue until I got my fill of wood. (No pun intended) Putin selected the site. He said its his favorite vacation spot. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) There is something *very* unsettling about this bear...I think it might be the bear boobs. Why should anyone, the Internet has declared here that Zac Efron's career is apparently over. I hate you. If your code had a face I would punch it. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I saw ads for Google+ ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Read your name as genocideofcucumbers ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ** ** ** ** ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) The uploader has not made this video available in your country. I really need some "new" shower curtains. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Alkaline update broke A LOT of alkaline themes, and the dev just says they didn't make them according to the guidelines. But they did, you just decided to change the guidelines ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I remember the days when a Ghost could sneeze in my general direction and wipe out my entire army's shields and energy and 111 was basically unstoppable even if scouted... Such design ( ) ( ) This is exactly the sort of thing someone trying to cover up conspiracies would say. It *logical* and *rational*. Sounds great, doesn't it? Just the sort of thing one would believe. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ( ) Especially when you have the gall to insult another's profession. Not just men! How many times have you heard a woman complain "I just can't be friends with women. Too dramatic." but neither is My table saw is my favorite toy... Who in their right mind thought these were good names for something you put on your food? I just saw the original flags. What the holy shitting fucks. What kind of treats are you giving your dog in the bathroom? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) ( ) ** ** Bioshock Infinite is my second favorite game of all time! Just Cause 2 has no place in my heart I waited 6 hours for something to happen and right when i clicked away I saw something move Until you have to have part of your colon removed.... fuck accutane!! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ლ( ლ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Is... Is Misha groping Shizune? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) It's important to be thorough, m'boy. Somebody just *had* to involve politics into this ლ( ლ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) FOR SHAME WICKD! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) oh ok, i need to google the 10/22s now . I was thinking about doing that tonight, but with Tylenol. My stomach doesn't seem to like Ibuprofen anymore Hell, maybe I'll try Aleve instead ;) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Go State... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) How big do the holes required to get your arms through your t-shirt need to get before you realise you've gone too far? Weird Nice try, /u/herrcreeper96. I'm on to you... /sEdit: Added sarcasm tag. Disaster draft... ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) But....but... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) But then I can't play the new COD. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Ew, who does that? Man I can see myself in the MC. What's more is we have the same last name. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Put that table back, young lady! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I hope they green light this!, I really enjoyed pilot, want to know wtf is going on! Last 2 min .... Can't leave a bro hanging like this! Stop poking the sea creatures. ... Stop right there /r/retired Like a makeshift condom, congrats! ( ) PROMISE US VERNE, WE NEED TO HEAR IT. So much Yes, technically, it is ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ** ** LET THE FREE MARKET DO ITS JOB Maple syrup reserve thieves. Directions for waffles? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) [dammit now im doing it](/raritywhine) Did you have to Gurl... On my dick I could also tell his age by the *backwards smiley* ( ) Based off your username I'm doubtful you're really German... ...right? God, this is the worst during the Opening Ceremony. "As you can see, the dancers are all wearing the same color. This stands for uniformity." Are you fucking kidding me Oh my god, I now know how to post pics and do this . Thank you kind sir. Kernkraft 400 What the hell is wrong with you? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) On that note, I've seen people freak out because there are 'chemicals' in their food. Seriously. Why. Just revert this patch Hi-Rez you made Nemesis her clear worse and you didn't even try to nerf her.Now she can't be in solo lane anymore and has to be played in the jungle if you expect her to do something.You just made her weaker now. I is dissapoint . The whole video is a fake. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Benteketrain Exactly So at least Kos didn't pull him down, right? There's some good news. Like polar bear, if you eat ii liver your skin fell How can a subjective question have a wrong answer? DEM MEAT CURTAINS Well, they just added long ski jumping for females....we're delicate flowers apparently What is with all the animal penises I'm seeing today??? I read that wrong about as much as I wanted Dustin Diamond to "fight" Danny Bonaduce. Starfox for SNES. The graphics at the time were amazing, the game was super fun, and the alternate paths to Venom were hard enough that you really had to sink some time into the game to be able to complete it. Now if only Nintendo would make a WiiU version. And none of those on foot missions. I'm looking at you, Starfox Assault. > They should call him "The walking deux ex machina". Used? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Wut my son is 4 now and when we wrestle the fucker always chooses to be spiderman so i'm always stuck with either ironman or wonderwoman. In Spanish Germany is Alemania Do not go to certain cities in the north of England. People *end* sentences with the word "like". ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Cannot un-see now, thanks a lot asshole! Well! I look forward to *not* seeing it on NBC tonight just because no Americans won. They only have a size seven, I think A good owner hires a GM that does not require a paycheck ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) No problem at all. It was just unexpected. I definitely did one of these: , when she first said it though. BloodQueef_McOral *sugar Literally? Oh yay, I get to replace this thought with that thought. Fantastic I just don't get why he had to take the chick peas to his computer desk. Or that she would make a two hour trip for a dinner that he is CURRENTLY cooking. Uh writes pls Suck a dick front runner Trying to show people /r/spacedicks "separated *by* his parents" PVP doesn't need storyline and in-depth gameplay ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ (╯ )╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I love the way your cat looks at you. Reminds me of this " " I always turn it on before get into the shower... Otherwise you get blasted by ice water right in the chest She's taken. He drank an Augustiner Helles in a Weißbierglas Apparently I'm that guy when my bro wants to blare his music on speaker and I tell him to get a pair of headphones. We have a stereo system at our house, and he will blast hip hop even when it's just the two of us. He says I'm elitist for not enjoying it. Anyone else catch this line in the article: “It’s like solving a puzzle,” said Nordby to the Norwegian website forskning.no." ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That video loaded quicker than the damn GIF stupid GIFs! Trivium is terrible ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Good to hear your feedback, now go wash your hands young lady ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Couldn't happen to a nicer guy. I know right? I showed this to my gf and she asked me where his gun is. I tried to explain and she just said lame and walked away. Ken Ham would down vote this ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ )╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ )╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Not a great idea, if you are wearing a skirt and there are guests below.. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I am 18 now. > Only in Battlefield... Oh, the controversy! Oh, the scandal! I'm so sorry but when I first saw this Ad, I read it as: **"Autist of the Day"** Don't get me started on male genital mutilation, and the tax exempt status of charities Look into my eyes You're wasting Cheetos OP's Crush: You're Welcome ノ( ノ) No you aren't! I know because I am... Dallas, Texas. the fuck are you talking about "You have a cute baby face" ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I think I may have just viewed something that's illegal in the UK. Great What's the problem g gle, I just want to buy my gf a birthday present without her knowing... :3 Yeah, let's stuff around with Linux for half an hour while trying to get Grandma's data back while she is nearly having a heart attack . So.. that's a "fucked up" thing? Never mind G gle YOU CAN'T HAVE MY CAT. ooookey It's been my replacement for Dexter. Hopefully.... They don't follow their mistakes It happens. The more I play the more the luck will even out, it's just annoying to start that way. I always thought they sounded like *pterodactyls*. (like I even know what pteros sound like ) ** ** lol my little brain huh? i know how to research my queries when i need an answer, not cry to a thread demanding people to figure it out for me. guess my feeble mind couldn't comprehend the idiocracy displayed for something so trivial that could easily be googled. I was dragged to a hypnotist show several years ago by my mother. She really really really wanted me to be hypnotized (fucking sadist) and heartily volunteered me. I was chosen, and the hypnotist did a first round where he'd do his thing and then check to see if you were in it or not. I wasn't feeling it, so I told him. He literally told me that, no, I'm totally hypnotized, so SLEEP! I did nothing. He looked at me with murder eyes and said SLEEP! again, so I let my head fall. The half hour that followed was the best acting I've ever done. Embarrassing as hell, but at least I moved away a few weeks later. Oh, and it was a "naughty" show. "Not sure if to down vote" Terran from Protoss' point of view, should've been a small baby crying. Bulshitting or not..he still made it to the front page. This will take me a week to create in Photoshop ( ) .jpg This isn't half as good as some of the /r/fitness threads. There have been ones about protein farts acidity, after gym masturbating causing self induced STI, and some kind of ingrown hair pus popping in the gooch area during bench press on an androgynous OP. I don't know whee reddit comes up with this shit. I think it might be from 4chan I never thought a game on my wrist would become my archenemy. Their ears That was not a very Smart move I'm more concerned about that hockey jersey Your theory? "Nate Bargatze,who's latest album is ***Yelled at by a Clown***...." You know what he meant What happened to half that woman ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠ That's probably what you got for being a prick boss Also this isn't WTF That sucks. We have one 5400 in our environment and it's been nothing short of a nightmare. Failed physical components, failed code upgrades, you name it - one thing after another. I feel like we got a lemon. You mean rape... Dude... ლ( ლ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) yeah man. that NECK is going to give me crazy boners for days, I'm sure Hello, I am a moderator. I now know your Username and can now ban your IP Address if someone didn't do it before. I hope you have another device. ┌∩┐( )┌∩┐ so you want to join a faction with all of powrs valuables? ლ( ლ) So... Can I "theoretically" make human bacon? Yeah it's on the F^(sometimes the R.... ^ ) train. "ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ <ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ> ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) IM DONG,JAMES DONG (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ༽ u ugly as fuk ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง : (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ╭∩╮( ° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ Having worked retail for years I can almost guarantee that the cashier scrutinized it momentarily and the customer said "HEH HEH Just printed it today HAHAHA" MFW all that kush just lying beneath you all this time ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Men get it too once a month men suffer from DtW syndrome. The male equivalent to PMS. Dick to women syndrome. Not just the fifth ring though, the Americas ring. I didn't realise the colours represented the globe, until my Mum told me today. Maybe not a malfunction after all Now this comment made me want to play minecraft This is not WTF What the actual fuck did I just watch? I read it as "You have already seen some people ***from*** the last time" and thought it was something about past lives ( ) Complaining about emotional appeal (logical fallacy list linked above) using emotional appeal Your spelling is punishable by death. Enjoy your downvotes That's not a squirrel and you can have a downvote. Promise Buy a reusable canteen or BPA free bottle and a water filter, don't buy bottled water. AT ALL... I had this argument with someone once. I was like "I've seen a narwhal." and they were like "Hahaha very funny." And I was like . C. Krit Polis. All this time i thought dexter had a laboratory.. Turns out it's a lavatory I read that as "porny" Not sure what the opposite of " " is, but imagine I'm saying that right now That is not a white walker ...... ಠ ಠ ಠಠ ಠಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ holy shit I love you!!! Set it to a keyboard shortcut. When I type lofd (random sequence I chose) it auto replaces with If you google disapproval face you can copy it from the first link like so, " Look of Disapproval | Know Your Meme" 2:24 "yeah hes a tasty puerto rican" When it started saying about the database/"we" stuff I thought it was gonna end in a robo-pocalypse Even better Fucks GIFs take so fucking long to load you may as well have out up the video! I would expect nothing less from the driver of a Dodge Ram :D :\ :| Just what I needed, a box of cheap trinkets and toys I don't care about every month! I think I'll pass. And yet... Dubstep. nope, one just spews spastic slurs at anyone in armor. while the group looks at him like and he rolls for which personality is "in control" but I agree it *could* be cool. just like the fedora he wears. It *could* be cool. but it just isn't. Falcons have been known to eat other birds... I know, it's weird. ESO has ruined another element of TES for me So... they cheated on each other with "other people" online... and then they each fell in love with their "online lovers"... who turned out to be... each other. But now they're divorcing? Wrong I was hoping he was being sarcastic Yes, the athletes dedicate and train their whole lives for the chance to compete just so they can show off their uniforms. Maybe she does lie Don't be obscene Stop following me ლ( ლ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Seriously? Dude... If one of y'all sick freaks makes a fapping joke... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) { } Either this is a setting for a blockbuster movie, or a really bad porno "They (police and firefighters) have been here for lockdowns, so the kids know them." 40% off = AUD $60. Australia... I know most aren't huge on jailbreaking but you honestly could and download the ~~api~~ ipa for free instead of paying a hundred grand for a phone Where's the interrogation video where that one guy lagged through the wall? ... "Download woman drinking piss" Dude, Erin's my niece. Smok wed. err day . lol 420 bla$e it. /u/here_comes_the_king I second that! Your neighbor is probably a hell of a lot cooler than you, for not taking photos of you while you work outside. 5 hours remain, posted 4 hours ago, bidding ended 20 minutes ago. Linux That's really elaborate for the Kingdom Hearts subreddit I love you smiling bot! That's just what my father would say! This looks like a PSA... She's not a classmate of mine but I think she's in collage. My guy and I went out to dinner at the restaurant he used to work at before his night shift and he had his uniform on. (He's an EMT) The waitress ask him why he was still wearing it and he told her because he started at midnight, her response 'I didn't know ambulances ran that late?' Gets free beer, mostly Busch light He got you a laser removal groupon for Xmas? Wow, he's a real charmer. I've seen that gif on reddit... what has been seen cannot be unseen "You know how you occasionally wondered if people in the afterlife could see you masturbating? Well... " I see that jeep up there. I see how it is. You probably also eat clean meat lol The sun was shining on my laptop screen and I thought you said James Holmes ......... MAYBE?! I need the protein I see where this is going ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) YEAH JUST LIKE CABLE TV. FUCK THAT SHIT. There aren't any. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) The most disturbing part is he's 25. Brooke... I still up-voted you... ...you heathen theatre talkers! Please don't hire male bartender at "Brestaurant" Over a dozen. I've all but given up on them How come the DC area doesn't have anything close to stuff like this. Closest thing I have seen are a bunch of AE tassel loafers. How is this supposed to be funny in any way? And it can't be your childhood if it came out in 2006 I guess when the new icon comes out ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) I've been meaning to do it on my next playthrough, but that might take awhile. I lent my cousin my copy of Double Dash so he could play it, and it had my memory card in the case Torrent trackers are like hydra heads... Kill one and 2 more appear... They were supposed to be tails... can't unsee... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) OOOooo OOOooo validate me too. ლ( ლ) Did you just give me gold?... What does my dog think I am after I clean her anal glands then? What are you doing with that sheep?   > ( ) ( ) Yes. Raping people is something that should be avoided because... it could result in a jail sentence. That's definitely the main reason not to rape people. Yes, the main thing here is his jail sentence, and not the trauma and violation suffered by his victim. Ha, same thing happened to my sister. She stepped on it . But then she gave it to me because she thought it was broken, now I have a free 320GB hard drive, 3GBs of ram and a disk drive :) Random searches... uh, isn't that a 4th Amendment violation? Face Tattoo?! (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) read the comments ლ( ლ) The adjectives How shameless, posting your video three times under three different accounts. Is that how people are trying to break into Hollywood these days? Almost searched Cydia for AskingSiri ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I never get any Grandma left one of her many mysterious devices on the table today. I noticed it looks like an ancient version of the 2nd image. I'm not sure wether I want to know what she uses it for you poor thing, i don't know how you go on. Philly, represent. Oh you lucky bastard. Dat resolution... So wait... *you paid* Bohemia Interactive *so that they'd let you help them test their game while it's in development.* Now you come here and post this.. "group poop" You got I buddy Viona Harrer, you can block my cock anyti- wait Nice My eyes hurt. No it was Jesus! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) We need more people with dragon-type (hush, Tyranitar counts) flairs replying with here. Ack NSFW. You sir, are an idiot. A bunch of overly meaty men with dildos... ಠ_ಠ My wife works for CTL. Our service with them *sucked* for 1 month, then 1 & 1/2 months later. For some REALLY ODD COMPLETELY UNKNOWABLE REASON ( ) it always happened during peak-usage hours for our area. She was middle-level & repeatedly poking upwards at assignment/tech to sort it out. We ran logs & updated them daily, you know, just to *give a hint* at what the issue might be. Complaining doesn't help, they either don't care or they're incompetent. They were incredibly lucky that when the service did work, it ran a shitload faster than advertised. ಠ_ಠ ಠ◡ಠ obligatory look of disapproval: ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I tried reading that ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You can't understand a dab cough until you've experienced a dab cough Voting for Ryuuhei ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I agree it is over priced LOL. JW blue is not that great of whiskey and it is a terrible value. I never stated it was piss though. For a blend it is a nice whiskey at a terrible price. In many countries it is nothing more than a status symbol (I'm looking at you Japan ). There are a wide variety of under-$100 single malt whiskeys that are far better and more affordable. Why choose a blend that is tinkered with when you can savor the craft and art of whiskey from a pot still from a single distillery from a single grain that takes time and skill to create with consistency. At least that is my opinion and we all are entitled to our own. In any event i hope he is enjoying his venture into scotch. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) My computer lags when a cow walks by, but not with this. .... ‎ Mine weren't... Not the bad one though NO. We are not getting into the New U station canon argument again. ლ( ლ) who responds with ok on reddit? You're not texting bitch. The whole 2003 roster **wow, 9 questions answered** think you broke a record there > Have a little faith in the mods running this place ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I read that as rectum. I'll never have sex again Well, her parents won't give her legal consent.. No. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Or... They poisoned ALL the cups ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I FUCKING LOVE THIS STICK! This man just won gold..... Reddit gold ...She's nothing like Vauban. Who is the artist on this beaut? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) What was the point to that Why did I read "Goat Stimulator" That was so unexpected that other words besides "lol wtf" just can't describe the situation ┬─┬ノ( ノ) 9gagofthrones... I've brought enough forge world to know about their customer service (buying FW in NZ is normally about the same price as buying equivalent plastic kits here in store, including shipping ). I was more wondering weather this was how this normally came and weather its an indication that FW are moving to different (inferior in my opinion) casting methods. I'm not really sure if you're genuinely confused by this subject or are just trying to be condescending.. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Not with gnomes, they didn't seem friendly at all. Yeah, you might have just given the car the kick it needed to go over the edge... ‎ Florida What Which Distro do not recognize this command I can use Dragon to turn my PC off, but I can't use it to turn it on. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) If you have FYE around you give that a try. It's where I got mine. WELP "ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ <ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ> ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) IM DONG,JAMES DONG (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ༽ u ugly as fuk ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง : (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ╭∩╮( ° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ At first, I read that as "Flappy*Bran*" Because **fuck** your cupcaces, *that's* why.. Username. :D :D:D Glad I went to shat instead of dungeons... I laughed more than I should have... I just realized people could do nasty things with that gif... Well poop. guess I gotta start from scratch...... "Super round shit" Noo I need to worship our /r/onetruegod *Yes...* **ლ( ლ)** Dear god This is just.... GMG had a 25% off deal? Dammit, just dumped 80 bucks on the DC edition this morning I just found my first door with the compass. I accidentally mashed Up twice on the door. I entered, immediately left, and couldn't reenter. Ok fine, but that is really besides the point isn't it? The point is Samuel l jackson was being an asshole, if you cant see why, perhaps it may be because you might also be an asshole. Assholes tend to be cool with asshole behavior, especially if the asshole behavior comes from a popular,famous,or influential asshole. Feel free to needlessly respond once again with some more asshole comments, because that's what an asshole would do. Asshole. As a very shy 14 year oldI cannot relate to the first frame but I can relate to the second frame ... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I don't do it for two reasons. The drain isn't big enough, or deep enough. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( )>⌐■-■ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Jean : ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I know. Better than laughing in the future... where you already know why you shouldn't be laughing. All I want to know is will you be making new wagers *"No! You leave some for other people! "* Careful, you don't want to pirate books. It gave an image link 2BOOBS is better than one BOOBS...wait what did I just say I get this message on my ATV2... Can't install nitoTV or any other jailbreak app bcs of it. But everyone who speaks a language has an accent ( ) Hey rick wanna produce my band? My girlfriend stopped me at these posts and asked me how I can read Japanese. Christmas. ** ** 100GB download limit ( ) Yeahhhh, but at 1000 Tentacools for every 1 Tentacruel is it really worth it ? Or the kids who burp...or lick your ear...or suck your earlobe...or maybe even more... Dad? Man up JayJay Editors of the Guardian were forced to destroy information Snowden gave them... I guess it's satisfactory Français, QC dans l'âme. You mean you don't want your 24 pack of beer or your 30 lb bag of dogfood bagged? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Hey now this is a confession thread... This is a fun confession thread... don't be mean... This is a fun confession thread don't be mean... i am. 16w+2 today, and without realizing it I feel better! I had a rough first trimester but I guess I didn't even notice that I no longer feel like a bag of assholes all the time. Score! I do feel like I'm huge for 16 weeks though, I've already started getting comments about how big my belly is This truely sucks, and a question please to every one of us, As our freedom and rights are being taken away, why can't people speak for themselves. It's feels so bad to hear these news thesedays. Feels like those (Illuminati) days are really coming. ಠ_ಠ Nice typo. Jesus fucking christ I'll be the catcher ┬─┬ノ( ノ) For a brief moment, I thought you were asking the celebrities... Oh gods I hope my family doesn't see it. Comic sans? Get your kids fucking vaccinated people. Science + God = I thought you was talking about an actual penis for a second. Source? Oh wait. You don't have any. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) OP used confuse ray! It's super effective! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I was born in Meade, went to kindergarten in Liberal, but moved to Colby. I dig it when I see little kansas towns mentioned on Reddit. Too bad every time I see a Colby reference, it's not dedicated to my "home town" ┬─┬ノ( ノ) nice try, loch ness monsta I guess it's a great alternative until it's updated, but when manager gets released it will become pretty obsolete Do you know what their record is on other issues such as foreign policy, environmental issues, welfare, job creation, ect? I know I tend to hear a lot about the big button issues, but I have no idea how they are voting on other issues. Unfortunately its not helped when I send them a letter about a DoD issue and they send me back a letter on Obamacare... I'm sure ppl will just call it op. Both feet to? I wish I was a hero. ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) I'm still waiting on that album. Thanks for reposting, I was looking all over for this so I can talk dirty to my... Never mind How did you get that nickname? edit: botched emoticon doing the AMA wouldn't be the only thing that is hard. You mean the beta that starts on Friday? I felt like an idiot when I finally figured it out too How the fuck did the white stuff get on the mirror WHAT THE FUCK Under the threat of death. I love it too. "ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ <ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ> ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) IM DONG,JAMES DONG (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ༽ u ugly as fuk ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง : (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ╭∩╮( ° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ Was the reason I broke up with my bf years ago - people kept believing we were sister and brother. One of my best friends and pretty much a bro to me today. And better that way (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) This question again. Good. Writing in capslock and being an ass online will really help with meditation ... "Remove this item before continuing... Item removed from bagging area. Please wait for assistance." Yeah, 50% of $50 is $20. That's at least 16 hours "juniors fitted tee" ... ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) LOWER YOUR DONGERS ノ( ノ) And the Netherlands are American. For sure thank good find, that one confirms my suspicions of using burnt umber and burnt sienna for washes, I think I'll go in stages, practice on a blood letter, then paint a FW khorne daemon prince then the bloodthirster. With oil paints I suspect I'll get around to that third stage by 2016 If Hollywood has taught us anything...even the lightest tap and an automobile will just combust...everyone knows that... What do you think I am, Russian ? ah ok, don't know how many ricers I had to put up with in last year in High school. Had one pull up to me while I was in a turn lane and started revving and took off when the light turned green all while I am sitting there thinking "What do you want me to I am turning " wow. Looks normal to me... Oh you're in a jk? He bites people? Awwwwwww. So cute! Lyr I'm disappoint man. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ At first I thought you said cousin sweet love . Do you or play Souls games? Or is it nick? (Or *are* you nick? ) ┌∩┐( )┌∩┐ ┌∩┐( )┌∩┐ ┌∩┐( )┌∩┐ Sadly, it was only a bug - as much as I would like to throw in the occasional megaswarm from the doors, I'd get too many if I did. ┌∩┐( )┌∩┐ I chose the demoman station and first song to play was Back in Black This should be x-posted in r/rage It really bothers me that I still get those random encounters when a crew boards my ship from nowhere while playing *as the Zoltan.* Those ladies in the back...just starin' I read this as zed Everyone should get 1/2, in honor of the halvening. > And everybody is a Virgin Because American women are clearly the only ones that cheat. ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) Lower your dongers ノ( ノ) Damn (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ They certainly did a good job in making you despise him Too late. We're already looking at you. [Off-Topic] This post has a funny URL, I didn't know " " could be part of it. ** ** *** *** Thanks Avery. Looking intensifies ** ** Rachel Thank you! You know, it was on that hill that I first noticed the alignment problem. Took it to the local shop, they did a lot of wrenching, showed me the results of the alignment, it was within spec. I promptly parked it back on top of this hill and it still looked like this . Here's to rotating tires every two oil changes... On the topic of tagging, why do I have you tagged as "Simba"? Then they'd just have 100 keys that unlock it Yeah that's why you have no time to post useless bullshit on reddit The worst part, for me at least, was when they amp you up for this big counter attack. You're fighting to defend all of Eorzea from imminent destruction. The wolves are at your door and it's time to strike back. You're to be the tip of the Eorzea spear and the cornerstone of the offensive. Everything is riding on you, the hero, and time is of the essence! The three city state leaders ask that you report to the commanding officer on the front lines. You report in and... he demands you help him make stew. Official Troll "unused" Some people will never be happy. There's another thread where someone was complaining that since there are a bunch of cars we can get for free that Rockstar should have to give us more garage space. Okay great, so they're giving us stuff we wanted, and instead of saying thanks and being grateful, we demand more. same for DmC... I guess dante 'style' is more important than the gameplay/ everything else. Just realized what you did there, cannot believe I still fall for this one. Meow This was both educational and disgusting at the same time. I like you. I think. I was wondering why my post wasn't showing up. why not just get some tissues Right?! Thank you for thanking me for that!!! Lol I tried to google some comparisons aaaaaand I'm pretty sure no one knows the difference between a leopard and a cheetah The worst part about stepping on nails/screws/wires has got to be that moment when you try to move your foot away from that weird feeling and realize you're attached to something. Would you believe I got it to work again by pressing hard on the screen and trying to scroll ..so just recycle your gains If you give this task to TRay, the NC Infiltrator gets a lumifiber bra. ( ) And why would you google that? When we decide to clean up the house we choose what eatch one of us wants to do. If I vacume he wound wash the toilets. Well here comes the tricky part.....I assume that cleaning the toilet means washing the sink, table area, mirror, dusting the shelves and washing the toilet bowl inside and out. For my SO washing the toilet means fashing the toilet bowl, inside. Period! Yeah.. this dude is a white belt. I never meant to give the impression that I was criticizing Titanfall, or that I wouldn't be playing it because it is somehow "inferior" to other games in any way. Thanks for not being a dick about that. My dog ate half of a bar of Dove soap last night. Can't wait to see what flies/bubbles out her ass today. Ustream stopped working It works with children too. Can't remember where I read it but the kid that jacked off underwater and his intestines got sucked up in the drain ** ** ┬─┬ノ( ノ) THEY ALSO LIKE BRINGING UP THE FUTURE Yeah but it's *sexy* 'losing control of your bowels' not *gross* 'losing control of your bowels' ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That dude's face near the end. Looks like the opposite of this face Never again! Milk and chinese food. ** ** And he doesn't sound sorry Yup, I can't think of a single bad think happening with gunmen in Norway happening recently ... i cant pee with a boner That 18% is higher than I want it to be So you didn't read the other articles or read anything else I said about Stanford. Yeah, you're the only person on reddit who thinks cops have to follow the law... Might want to check your facts, Brazil has a commission. If they don't Paul Harris is gonna be pissed. You don't say................ Thanks for sharing I remember when people demanded you have a relic *before* the Titan HM fight. You're suppose to stop once you feel resistance User name is crustygarbagepanties.... Eating her own vaginal discharge..... (yes I finally get to use this) I would utilize directional audio more... If I could magically fix the fact that I am deaf in my right ear. These are good tips for people who are new/oblivious to easily noticed things, but are almost useless for me, or things I already do. A lot of people think that this stuff is just polish, but can really be utilized to full potential. An Enemy shouting when a grenade is near is a prime example. ''if you have any love photos'' God damn it Matt VLC... i'm looking at you (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Yeah, I once told a guy who was talking to a friend of mine that I understood a reference to the show. I didn't know him but he started messaging me calling me Robin and talking with at least one reference per text and pictures of Barney saying "treu story" Oh damn! On my phone the image is so large all I could see at first was a knife and two razors next to a wet towel. Then I saw it.. Im worried for your orifices. Can u send me the .deb file? zsm1703@163.com Couldn't put on a decent shirt I sincerely hope you're cooking that salmon. Happiness is mandatory. >mfw he just memed le entire audience ‎ When I initially read it, I thought Dark Souls gave you a boner. Redditor for 10 hours. So. Much. Hate. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) > But then again he also said that humans have a bone in their penis that's how you get an erection. I'm excited to see him run, he's a good man with great ideas. Now, let's figure out how... To.... Destroy him ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) It's the entire Bay Area. So many cultures and so many rude/inconsiderate people. Since moving here I've been coughed on soooooo many times, and not to be nationalistic or insensitive or something, but they always seem to be Asian/south asian. I love how they look at the homeless with derision, and give sideways looks to everyone else AND have zero manners. Nope, messed that up! How embarrassing! The last three are Ireland, Russia, Oman. Not Italy turkey and Greece. I just woke up...don't give up on me yet, I can Do this! Using ham/pork to "scare" away Muslims....... Now they just need to find a way to stop people from saying how much they hate the in app purchases but still give the game 5 stars So you love dead bodies... But we HAVE to get them to Disneyland! "Common white girl"... "The good one" the fuji xe2 has phase detection. Hmm... Dafaq? ...everything? Nice box. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Screenshot of a screenshot of a tweet weak sauce OP wreak sauce ** ** Bewbz Oh he is I'm afraid the chewy portion of it is due to the pubic hair.... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Does she think she looks pretty? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) My boss did something similar...and now I'm in the Army ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ With a username like that ┬─┬ノ( ノ) /u/PleaseRespectTables ノ( ノ) Okay but it isn't in Delaware... The hell?! What's with this song's lyrics? Seriously, though. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) >"ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ <ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ> ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) IM DONG,JAMES DONG (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ༽ u ugly as fuk ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง : (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ╭∩╮( ° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ༽ ºل͟º ༽ >"ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ <ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ> ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) IM DONG,JAMES DONG (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ༽ u ugly as fuk ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง : (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ╭∩╮( ° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ༽ ºل͟º ༽ >"ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ <ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ> ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) IM DONG,JAMES DONG (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ༽ u ugly as fuk ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง : (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ╭∩╮( ° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ಠ_ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ಠ_ಠ"My television is 2K" ┬─┬ノ( ノ) "Hey baby, I hope you enjoyed your date with Cadet man. Now it's time to party like it's 1930. Don't mind my giant PVC pipe while we re:Cord through this glass darkly." ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) a serious issues She's 14 Thanks again, and the third question was a joke and everyone's answering it seriously. I know it was a joke. thanks for sharing Tanyu s at the dragon. "You're ruining their moment!" she scolds. What if u run into a gate camp? 20frigs plus a nasty sabre? It happened to me before. Tanyu s at the pervy dragon and stomps it to pieces. [It'd be better if Kai responded ] (╯°□°)╯ヽ(ಠ_ಠ)ﾉノ( ノ) *Kai glares at Tanyu* ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Tanyu s at Kai. "No, we're not." How could Tanyu get in the way of ~~yaoi incest~~ ~~true love~~ the brother's reunion? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) *Gaaaah!* Well thanks a lot for reminding me about those don't do it, Tom! No role is worth doing that shit to your body, even if it's under medical supervision. With those long arms and legs of his, he'd look like Slender Man if he ever lost that much weight. Holy generalizations mine still froze a couple of times,after the update. What a cost efficient way to get rid of criminal.... ( ) Seriously, she looks terrifying Ohhhh... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Ohio? Tanyu s at the flying person. "There's a party for Asu! Everyone's welcome!" ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) It's not "LEGOs" Hilarious Op OOC: I was lucky enough to catch some food poisoning. The toilet is my valentine tonight. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Once I read old school I thought he is probably a control freak and YUP sure enough. Can't go out, must take my last name, must want to have children. Control freak, full of himself, douchebag sigh... Crashes iPad every time I load it. Reported, enjoy mute. It isn't there Wow ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Imgur risky? I'm playing it right now. I just started yesterday! Wait... is she really- Pretty mad neither me nor Christmas/Vexx were mentioned. No Gee, what wondeful help you've given me^(for getting the map on the cloth backed vinyl paper.) You're a gentleman, and a scholar... Dat username I'd have been worried that he'd shiv someone while they were sleeping. Hopefully the doors had locks. aqccount ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You mean all people with Asperger's aren't sociopaths? So you just wanted to brag ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ^^^^^^^^^^^ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I don't want to live on this planet anymore. Thank you :3. Someone named creepysmilebot just went on the main RP. Whenever you post this face: : he shows up. Most likely is going to post here in a second... Kaylee looks like 40 year old transgender female Shut up Meg Boys are so gross ITT: I loved that if my quest was to kill X bad guys, I could just help other people kill. There was no need to compete PVE. Ground loot quests though Heh heh heh..... Flatulence.... -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Haha yeah hilarious ITT: ┬─┬ノ( ノ) People. Why... Why did she keep losing her clothes... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I saw a Russian tigerstripe dipped AMD-65 last weekend. I almost cried. He was selling it for $800. Did you just say 30-60 minutes for a steak? wat Interesting, perhaps they should go back to the old way of ropes I hope this is a joke... You might want to go ahead as management has not deigned to reply.. Microsoft Visual Basic I got the hardened edition dumbest purchase I've made ** ** She's kind of got that look going on! I'm assuming you are not color-blind. Isn't it Kesha's new song? More plausible than actually returning from the dead. Yep kind of wanted to punch him Force it in I'm on to you. ### She sure is an angel.. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) But those people are obvious trolls. I'm talking about whenever somebody says something slightly (or more than slightly) off color and SRS shows up to be thought police. Then people censor them-self because "don't want to end up on SRS." Sometimes sick shit is really funny. "You have the personality of a fat girl!" i REMEMBER this game > Handholding is bad thing. Never say otherwise Why did I click that? I know better. Won't Bow Down.. ‎ Stuff strikes again. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ノ(ಠ_ಠノ )hide you dongerノ( ノ ) Society has failed me ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ 300 dollars? For a bean bag... It'd still be mary jane how do you know Yeah I mean its not like anyone who works at mcdaonalds surfs reddit , right? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ *Mexican* AIDS Are you #1 on the leaderboard for that game now? You definitely should be I did a race for 15 laps and set a legit world record. Only took half an hour of my life away too. Doing high laps would probably be the only way to get a legit one nowadays I think he just don't wanna confess to have done it I believe it's currently bugged. Several threads on dev threads, might just be taking them a while to fix. And DT corruption is a good area effect . I can confirm this. The teddy bear in this picture is either a phony, or an anomaly of nature. You know...that's what chodes usually say when they are guilty as shit..I'm onto you. the YOU in all uppercase at the top kinda makes it even more funny, like it's the look of disapproval ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Well, as a greenlander the only times we get mentioned in Danish news, is when something support their prejudges (i.e. alcoholism/abuse and so on), or you know oil, minerals'n stuff. Fucking disgusting Someone has to keep the terran hope alive Are you detaining me officer No, he had 2... in the hand... and on the wall... and what the fuck OP? Oh I also just got an Evenflow Symphony because I have a small car (Audi A3) but was also looking at a radian diono. Both will last the longest when it comes to car seats because of how fast these guys are growing (they go from rear facing to front facing). Neither are cheap though. Jessica Lange... David Schwimmer played such a good yuppy that I would sincerely pop him in the face and kick him in the nuts for having intruded on my 90's television viewing experience still to this day. Also, I agree with the insest suggestive comments here. That's fucked up. Period. TL;DR white people You look amazing! I was just thinking the same, Italian dinner on Friday turned into four red velvet cheesecake brownies and chipotle on Saturday Sniped again. Pretty much what I'm thinking. The lag doesn't bother me hat much, just have to remember to turn the volume down before starting a song with headphones attached ┬─┬ノ( ノ) It's amazing how people could not see it in her prior to her coming out. Take X2 for instance... the body language, chemistry between her and Bobby (Iceman), the fact that she's usually playing a bull bitch in her roles, ... it all screamed lesbian. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Hold on a minute... Why is the reflection of the sun circular when the sun is a square? Thermal runaway in children is a very real and dangerous condition in our society. Better safe than sorry. In just wish I could figure out where the probes go. I anticipated but it Quite Right? Ive been taking long showers now and again for a few years and never did it. Then I read some guy who said he masturbates in the shower, and a response to his saying that the parents know... I went full Indeed Do you want to build a snowman? "They dead" Have you seen the amount of gold in a south Indian wedding? It's everywhere, stop being a directionalist ¯\( )_/¯ the person who has to wash the sheets It's pretty easy, actually. Just press "v" while holding down the " " key. Sounds fake with a capital F. Sorry, didn't mean to sound like a dick. Oh god I creeped myself out. I know exactly where you live from looking at this photo What one of my best friends is into . TMI dude, there's some things friends aren't mean't to know about each other. I did this exact thing yesterday I read this as ''aggressively imitated'' OOC: OOC: ಠ_ಠ *ಠ_ಠ* ** ** If it was released "months ago" then it would be missing alot of features. I was going to say Newhouse, or any of our safeties, but that's only because I'd actually managed to suppress my memories Ross's tenure in GB - until you reminded me of him. 509. . . A classic chugger technique To see if someone used the severed hand for...masturbation... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Oh god. That video. Freakin' weirdos. Hahaha^haha^ha^haaaa ...ahem **cough* The same place you would buy one of these GravityLights. You would make a special shipment to that area and then they could be sold at a community market. Obviously they wouldn't stroll over to their local Walmart and pick up a few Ooc: why When will Serge Ibaka be checking in Ooc: hey dad can you abort this baby for me ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Is getting banned common? I thought I was special ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ITT: I guess that question was his way of being honest too. You know, like, genuine, quirky, random and unique people do! (/s) Haha, no I get what you mean. The guys were at least in their mid-late 40s standing in front of a 7/11 around 9pm on a Saturday...so just imagine the type . And for the record I live in Los Angeles. Damn. I wish I had that van! Only female kangaroos have pouches Loveth Omar Some people I'll be glad to smoke up any time if they're good friends but for some people I give an pinch and they take a pile ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Holy shit, you're daft ┬─┬ノ( ノ) During my first game at the local field some kid noticed my line and said "I hope I'm on your team because I don't want to get shot with a PolarStar..." ¯\_ _/¯ I passed chrono at 315 with .25's just like everyone else. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Is it? Well you are lumping in the Florida man and the victim as members of a pack, which was not the case. If anything, they were members of their own packs. And as we know with animals, different packs of animals do kill each other or attempt to try and steal their resources. In this case, he probably wanted the popcorn That's a recorder This?: ba...ba.... da fuq? How many times have you told this story? I never understood shifting laziness. You're literally sitting in a recliner while a machine takes you where you want to go virtually effortlessly and you're so preoccupied with what exactly that you can't be bothered to operate the machine properly? I just... ‎ Why is this a thing stop that DtK would like to have a word with you about those eyes... When I was a kid I around 16 or 17 and went out for a quick sesh I would always freak the fuck out and think k had been out for more than an hour, but then realized it had only been around 10 minutes Yeah, that, plus, I have a tendency not to rush up the lines anyways (will get my first tier 9 tank in approx 2 weeks, will have topped 10k games by that time. Bad news, it will be the Lorraine :p) and keep playing the tanks I like untill I grow weary of them (Will do that in the T-34-85, I *might* want to bring that 48.9% wr up, stock grind was not pleasant, and prompted me to adopt a new policy of using that stash of 250k free xp on essential modules from tier VI up), and those I don't untill I get a mastery (I'm looking at you, Churchill VII ) "We are made of exploded stars" Looks up at night sky and says he came from those stars.... You couldn't be bothered to pay attention to one story quest every 10 days? Female Vin Diesel?? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Fuck...... It's pretty awesome. Sometimes, it misses a token if you have many different generators in your deck. But considering that what it gives is still better than what most people use for tokens (I'm looking at all the people who use My Little Pony and Pokemon cards as tokens ), it's not bad at all. Didn't realize I'd posted this to 4chan They had it coming. You mean when you were a kid, right? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I think we just witnessed a slow descent into madness ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I did not like TSW. That's just my personal opinion, but the character creation was lackluster and it was confusing to have no 'levels' and instead rely on some gear score I see what you did there eminem Huh? The metropolitan museum of art, bruh ### Oh god, not the PC again I think *panties* would be more accurate. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) 500 days of summer wasn't a romantic comedy though... " " - Wall Street journal. stock cooler .....poop..... Why must Subaru keep using cast-iron parts? Sounds like a lot of things are going sideways on your setup. Although it will not fix your hardware issues (if any), a clean OS install would do your system good Bottom left area. Container of partially eaten ice cream....orrrrr.......... *hourly* i dont even know anymore The way this is filmed , TURN the CAMERA, Please. Let's get on the ball here, Jef. Just thought you'd have a good reason to fuck a family member aside from just feeling like it That's a significant deterrent for most people. Can't wait to get my hands on one of these. If they were only in stock somewhere Why is this downvoted? I'm not the cheater! I'm the other guy I have no fucking idea. No, you're stupid You linked to a google search, not a PDF, you must be stupid And that's a good thing? ლ( ლ) I know what you refer to I'm supposed to be nice to people who tell me "Fuck you"? And you post this in "off my **chest**. You taste your windex? Thanks, /u/Love_Raping Cus u ned experiemce Depends. Another person that got the same condition said it was acceptable. Tag should say nsfl,now I'm scarred for life. Bone physically, bone with your mind, same relative difference. Oh good, just falling asleep in your car, no problem. end result When I'm bored of Minecraft, I browse Reddit. Shit, my secret cliff shelf with the secret thing on it, someone knows of it ... :-). Sorry if it annoys you, but every time someone asks about that forum and you answer with " " I always laugh. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ The eyes on the left... they look far too human. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) If by more in common you mean a shitload of power and not much else, then yes, they're very similar....especially that LRA If I just put a question mark will you respond with " "? As long as you are comfortable! In another note, now I am aware of having my hands scrunched up together, and I am uncomfortable. Do you just have " " on ctrl+v constantly? More pictures of those Lebron 11 ids please Thanks for posting this guys, now I have to go buy a sugar glider. Seventeen years old, and I wore my fresh Army fatigues into a Chick-Fil-A today. Received a military discount and the kid behind the counter (who I'm pretty sure is older than me) thanked me for my service. You think *you* feel like shit? OOC: OOC: ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) We need proof ASAP Wow looks a lot Ea....... *hace* That link URL Offensive material are not allowed in this subreddit. > > > To American Dad, and with your father. This reminds me of when I eat frog legs.... Her name is Erin? Relevant ┬─┬ノ( ノ) 147 Original Please don't kick your wife. "Now Joe plots his revenge " The matches tonight were actually really good I'm going to bed happy..... Except for cena "NO!! You FAIL. F! " Wtf The Look of Disapproval works quite well Pickles, don't even get near me with that shit. I will freak the fuck out...seriously. ლ( ლ) > This comment accomplishes soo much. This comment accomplishes soo much. Please don't say '7-year old girl' and 'strap on' in the same sentence... When I first read this I saw "hymen hymen slash slash" Me too. Weirdest dream? Possibly going on a walk and most people had faces. Suddenly they started 'glitching' out like models in video games. All very weird and creepy. ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Scary shit Oh.. It's not a chicken wing. I'm either blind or racist > You aren't paying for a resolution, you're paying for my time. It was indeed. I have to leave this is the fault of the False Prophet. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) So of all the comments on this thread you respond to this and only this? YOU BETTER GODDAMNED DELIVER ༼ ᕤ ༽ᕤ TOO SOON simple answer: DONT :P They've tried, but every time it gets deleted. I guess several million viewers and fans just isn't good enough for Wikipedia I noticed that IMC always wins too! Too bad im always militia ლ( ლ) @01:16 You're gonna get your ass *what*? > This comment accomplishes soo much. >This comment accomplishes soo much. This comment accomplishes soo much. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) woooooow and people are going to pay extra to live there... Flappy Bird ಠ_ಠ 1300 X .40/rnd = $520. ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ You stop that right now ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Same here buddy, I have class tonight from 5 to 9 tonight. Won't be able to play until 9:30. Arrrgh! Blocked by my office nanny system for reasons of being about computer hacking... ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ With a dirty mind, this just took it to a whole other level. kinda like porno music y'know when they show the girl and the guy at the beach giving each other the look before they go into all that jazz ┬─┬ノ( ノ) But, Ken Ham said.... Tanyu s at Kant for forgetting where she's from. My name is john. I had a close childhood friend named will. No Pete, but still clearly the same... Yeeeep, now it is... Serge Ibaka - "The Big Dongo from the Kongo" [*Mitsu 's at them as his head appears out of a wall much like the Zetsu he is*] [ Still watching.] ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Yeah I had them tied for who I wanted the most, but right behind them I had Terence Newman and Jimmy Kennedy I'm relatively new to reddit, thought it would be funny, now I wanna take a long nap and never wake up. *Open your Trunk...* She's so fucking adorable it hurts oddly enough it was I don't think there is a tortilla. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) "ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ <ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ> ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) IM DONG,JAMES DONG (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ༽ u ugly as fuk ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง : (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ╭∩╮( ° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ I first read that as "my old kitchen manager used to blow off the cutting boards before we opened up" as if they were dusty or something and I was like why the fuck wouldn't you just clean them you unsanitary heathen of a kitchen manager. But then I was like BLoOooOoOwWwwww ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Um that's my sister I clarified because your comment is essentially worthless. People black out because they drink? You don't say? [](/bear)[](/bear)[](/lenin) Canada > Ontario > Toronto > Massage > ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Shocking! I never would have thought that a newspaper or reported had doctored the facts to sell a story ... Economic power: in USA, men earn more money, but women spend more money. And having long hair isn't just about letting it grow. I did that and my hair looked like crap. Lol. Apparently you need to be nice and gentle with it too... lessons learned. Westway Ford How do you know this information? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You're kinda cheating with this one. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Oh God why... I get one every year, plus I always have random mid and low tiers devices which are constantly being changed out with me as well, but I'm an insane gadgetphile I realized this when I went into training, but it helps that you mention it, else I might think I'm crazy. Nice assist Embiid! This is why we can't have nice things Por eso es que estamos como estamos She's twelve years old, man. Uhh, no. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I ain't no jive turkey!! Oh, well played. Use the limbs to severe the limbs ლ( ლ) Come on guys, stop downvoting other entries The whole thing was a fashion mag to start, Vice has always been scummy. I think the established news is probably really scared of the whole thing. With no steering stabilizer to boot. Is this what people been complaining about! The tiny things game fan boys rage war about.... Honesty its very small differences....and yet people just need superior top of the line... Seriously I have no words for this anymore between fps and resolution. I read that as "black pussy" ┬─┬ノ( ノ) My curiosity just had to go and get the best of me.... Meanwhile Shen soloing Trundle on 2nd level God damn it. I clicked on that link thinking "Oh hahaha, Very fun as if that actually exists" "I want a taco too!" Thanks, orcaecca, for showing why the Harley guys don't come here any more. hmm, i'd have checked if i couldn't find a gadget that jumps to the stack (or adjusts the stack pointer to point inside buf first) and then just executed some shellcode, pretty sure the stack is executable on this. obviously then you'd need to send the shellcode first without overflowing to force it into the mips cpu cache.... man, what a fucked up architecture mips is, i just noticed it executes the addiu $sp thats below the jr $ra too..... ‎ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Never try to win the lotto OP, cause you just made the luckiest click ever. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) deutschland, I rooted for you to grab the men's gold Man. ** ** Women My god the haters on this thread . I guess it's good preparation for the random trolls on the internet that will make stupid comments on your videos. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Her face: Sheeple \> *maybe's* Trafikverket tells me this image is simply too large, and would cause instability if it was to be shown on my iOS device. Still, it doesnt fit half the ipad air screen size I wonder what is /r/spacedicks and what all the fuss is about. I think I'll check this ou...OH DEAR GOD. ლ( ლ) Păi dacă voiai să te conversezi cu mine, știi unde mă găsești Haha, well. Don't do drugs! Go Czechs turning off and on neighbor's wifi router? I am absolutely fucking serious. (ಠ_ಠ) I guess the torso shot was just ... ( )ノ-■-■ Another nail in the coffin (-■_■) OOC: You said it. OOC: c: I love it when you comment, bot. My internet can barely handle 480p I knew a woman who just "juice-fasted" for an entire year and beyond. She just "didn't feel like eating!!" Release TF "only 90s kids will get this!" Kitten exterminator. Now that's got to be fun job to talk about at parties. My cat scratched me when I was really depressed. Tempted to give up on this game.. Nothing's working Tony! Please tell us this dickhead never graduated token, huh? ITT: Okay overall I suppose but nobody warned me about the queefs. Reddit gold. I'm not bitter at all I'd break the shit out of that fucker Faygo NOPE. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Wow, how edgy you are Here, put this in your macros: ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Question is why you guys have plugs laying around for people to step on Yeah, same here. The fear... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Don't you remember the part of the Bible where Jesus healed all of the sick people, except for the gay sick people? If I see a 0 up votes comment. I upvote no matter what to restore balance to +1 and let the freshly reborn comment take its second first journey into the unknowns of Reddits judging system. Unless, of course, the comment is too stupid or ignorant. Then I say down vote to hell with you. Its mah OCD LOL XD holla! ... ༼ つ ༽つ that poor dumb bastard Your dad must've been fucked up Most of my friends do this and it annoys the Hell outta me but being the nice guy I am, I continue the charade of lightly laughing each time. ლ( ლ) ლ( ლ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Sounds like a good way to cheat on tests.... Sounds like someone needs a refresher on the mendocino triple point Cutting your gentility shaving the first time Because he's not doing anything. I respect the answer but... ┌( )┘ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) But can you walk like a Egyptian? ┌( )┘ I sincerely hope they mean San Jose and surrounding area. what game ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) But can you walk like a Egyptian? ┌( )┘ Kill it!! Kill it with fire! Jesus why are snakes allowed on reddit?! That's what you think People like you are the people who give the men's rights movement a bad name Wow, I actually saw this on Facebook first! Disk space has. And not it updated upto. A certain point then gave me the same error Dp means donkey punch You are a bad friend. (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ ）╯︵ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ಠ_ಠ）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯ಠ_ಠ）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ Yeah but you are one in a billion... an average girl would look at you like ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Did your title need to be essay length? I didn't ask that.... What the actual fuck I suppose it varies, but... Wat...? For some reason this made me think of the song with these lyrics: "all these bitches love me...wait...it might be the song teach me how to dougie... Huh. Who's the black cat? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) My neighbors, they are all really quiet, they probably wouldn't even find out I died. Unless they are into necrophilia. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Precis, det kostade runda slängar 10.000 att bara byta den då det gjordes. Men nu ska jag helst inte betala ett skvatt... Just remember not to go ass-to-mouth. Noooo, there are many beautiful names originating from literature. Come on now. I can do this all day... Still got mine too, replaced its broken screen glass myself (The only Nexus to *not* have a bonded glass and LCD panel ) but 6 months later the power button failed and in trying to fix it I managed to somehow stop the touch screen from working on the lower 3rd of the screen. Already had a Nexus S at that point so I just left it in a drawer. Shame tho. It seems that everything in this post works for you. You think bronykkake is a fucking joke? Yeah, no one i know gets any information from TV. This was the thing that I was excited about, THIS is what I lived for when I heard about it. I thought there would be water dripping from my hat or some shit. NOPE, all they did was turn the krispy kreme sign on. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ What other hairy parts of your body are they seeing? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Anyone figure out a fix for this? Reinstall and hard reboot doesn't fix the problem. ...assuming you don't drive of course Bombardear hasta que ceda no pero sí se pueden mandar un par de mensajes *Where would you place it?* My name is Janessa A few of my friends who are book readers and show watchers were bummed about the Qartheen gowns not being accurate to the books. You didn't Safely Remove Hardware and Eject Media, did you? It obscures the ice markings. I think /u/thegrassygnome was meaning "relevant at least half a dozen times a day [on reddit]", but here's this for your response: that an m9 fade First thing on the list, How to properly make a Meme. I don't know why that explanation made the picture funnier for me That was the most random... ( ) Here just take my upvote and be on your way. Young PB Wow, you should be proud of yourself. You really showed him! You're acted so righteously. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I'm reading BS as BullShit the entire time Deleted for linking to downloads/streams Deleted for linking to external download or streaming sites Especially with the whole SHARP environment now... ‎ ... a wearable mask of disapproval. The wearer draws hostile mobs in the direction of his gaze. A one upper then? What? /r/toosoon eller /r/imgoingtohellforthis ..vælg selv din destination Ain't that Unicode? Like this: This is standard text believe it or not. Different language symbols used to create smileys etc. they'll show up everywhere. I used a nail cutter before I got my first razor. Are you really going to make the claim that a 12-year-old can write software that is correct up to runtime costs? I don't agree with the Harley Haters but to be fair, out in the real world it's exactly the opposite, and mostly from non-riders. I even had a homeless woman yell at me while I was parking my bike "when are you gonna get a *real* bike, like a Harley?". Plenty of other examples like that just from my own personal experience. actions per minute hmmmm... Tanyu finally finds alcohols! And starts to drink while everyone's arguing. She gives them all a look for generating such harsh vibes while she's trying to get her drink on. No, although my boyfriend tells me that Naughty is the best nature because Celebi was a prankster in the movies. The only places worth eating at are Original Joes or Boston Pizza. It's a shame that the only 2 decent places are chains. Russell up Some Grub isn't bad for lunch but way over-priced. Sorry to be a downer, but This place really lacks in good food. Holy shit... That's fucking nasty. I had to answer an important phone call and had no time to run in the bushes ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Tell us the name of your new album . つ ಠ_ಠ ༽つ SHUN THE HERETIC つ ༽つ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Oh you would love us around your nether regions wouldn't you. Stop trivializing mental illness you sack of shit Yeah, but I was quoting Baz. Mary knows why Kenseth and Logano side-by-side... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Facebook ノ( ノ) But can you walk like a Egyptian? ┌( )┘ But can you walk like a Egyptian? ┌( )┘ You made me sad with this post. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Close your dust cover Babe no Because I have eyes -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) I tweeted it at 10:30. They tweeted their pic at 12:00. This is my new favorite answer, especially after reading some of the other posts We're watching you... scum. Miley Cyrus and Justin beiber Then, no, you can't come on my yacht, you dirty Calgary fan Damnit, didn't qualify either. Where did I go wrong? Either you haven't seen enough hentai to know what you're getting into, or you have seen enough hentai which means... I was worried it was a Jar of vaginas Low accuracy roll. Vendor trash click click click Still wouldn't be the strangest thing I've seen people do while driving. I've seen a guy brushing his teeth and spitting the toothpaste out his window on the highway, and a woman putting on eyeliner while on her cell phone Damn I would of been speechless and rolled up the window I didn't even realize it's my cake day Obviously you've never been r/spacedicks before cause that's close to your description Why am I doing this.... He said it is going down like your sister went down on him. I think reddit has officially lost it. Why does everyone on GO like using the word "kid" I don't get it. All this talk about blood and genitalia, and then I see your user name. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Woke up wondering what the hell was going on. I was promised 40 degree weather and instead I got...thunder snow Alone with my boyfriend after watching a movie about a killer.. Or something along those lines, I say in a cheery tone, "If there were no laws i would probably be a serial killer" .. he looked at me like and said "ooh, cool. I'm staying away from you." Crap, now we're going to have to deal with that stupid lower ledge to get back up to the gym, huh? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ <ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ> ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) IM DONG,JAMES DONG (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ༽ u ugly as fuk ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง : (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ╭∩╮( ° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ Tanyu s at Sessho. "It's all the better for cutting cannibals with!" ┬─┬ノ( ノ) [ ] Your spoiler is still showing up in alien blue and is now highlighted in blue ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That was not a fun fact ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Det bliver mere og mere almindeligt at interessegrupper, tænketanke og konsulenter skriver lovgivningen. Dansk Kennel Klub har skrevet Hundeloven, og skal nu også formulere Fødevareministerens nye oplysningskampagne. Det bliver stort dat nsfw tag Don't feel bad...I used to think MB20's 3 AM was "When the rain's going to wash away, I'm in oil sometimes" ┬─┬ノ( ノ) "Body-parts flying unexpectedly across the room..." the surgery is a mole removal from my throat and crotch... Dat grind ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That seems highly unlikely Shots fired Or at least they did. Until they were harvested to death and killed off with radiation. I don't really like the water sprayers very much Read as Closet Rapist ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Kunitz ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Was ist denn bitte in der Schweiz los ? Erst "Minarett-Verbot", dann Einwanderungsstop und jetzt das ? WTF ? Und alle Ausländer zu beleidigen ist kein Rassismus ? Ok. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That name and that comment... ಠ_ಠ HULU Oh God... Why... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You make it sound like i never do them What kind of doctor are you again? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) So is America! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ Canada doesn't have a mayor.... ....you score you get a point...that's pretty much it ┬─┬ノ( ノ) What the hell? This is private property and you follow their rules. It's not anything different from how you give up your right to free speech by agreeing to now swear at customers. Ya... Waiiit a minute... that sounds suspiciously like Norway. Let me be a jerk for a second. Driving on acid is bad, this is quite clear from the get go on any level, if it is really a problem you are championing against go champion some where there is a level seriousness in the air. This is a lighthearted story of errors that already happened and to top it all off has very little to do with the 3 minutes I spent on the road. Leave to reddit to put a "The more you know." tag on every painfully obvious mistake shared in any story as if being captain hindsight is a positive trait, and then to top it off you get snippy when the person who should be offended responds sarcastically. On the up side I'm sure you saved many people who read this story of LSD driven terror whose lesson they took from it was "Guess I can drive on acid now." ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) "Son fucking mom", "very very young boy", "granny cum". Holy fuck. No sir, not that. Not that at all. > EU LCS Grandma pussy lick.... prolapse sex... I see what you did there I see people talking about connecting to different servers and all but the ping should be more or less the same for you in all the servers no? So just pick one and assume it will be the same for the other servers...or is that too hard too? That is not the same...I have done speed tests where it shows me 50ms or less and I end up with spikes of 250-999 in game the civil war never happened I didn't think about that, though it was around 5pm when I took him, it has so far just been the one time though. My bun, a house bunny, I swear is most active when I'm trying to sleep sometimes . I would imagine it looked like Yup. I'm not clicking that. Yoga pants... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ...because you deserve more than the 10GB usage rate regulated by the CRTC. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) "vaginas deformed" Thanks! so much cockholds >"That's great, but I need it to work in emacs." Ultra dense graphene supercapacitors. I want to charge my phone to 100% in 30 seconds and I want the charge to last a month 3D Wolf fucking girl . ┬─┬ノ( ノ) midget orgy phone insertion- ufc- 50 men vs 1- Wtf is catwalk 720 That show was just plain strange i would have thought about upvoting, but then i saw the pony and cringed... dude An accidental shotgun blast thru the ceiling once livened up the party briefly- as everyone fled the scene. Then it was quiet again, and there was work to do. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ☜( ☜) ☜( ☜) I just saw a girl jerking off dad ┬─┬ノ( ノ) "fucking gay until death39" ಠ_ಠ germangoogirl It wasn't a spoiler. Until you said that. "fingernails" was the first thing that came up... Twitter client name? plz. WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH. ლ( ლ It's easy to be more than critical in *hindsight*. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Not a legal one Can't tell if You are a baby that strips... Or if you strip babies Downvote Holocaust Son and mom I specifically checked official in the server browser. Even quick match this has been happening. Load into game with no guns unlocked or attachments. Vehicles are back to default without upgrades too. Sigh... 15?! All that gelatin is probably what made you puke! You and Eli Roth need to have a competition to see who is more fucked up This is the worst one yet. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ But, your name... But... Why? Nowhere in the lore does it say she's 18. I was mining bitcoins way back. I had several bitcoins. After acquiring quite a few, I thought, "I have to get several more thousand before I'm even able to rent a game from Hastings." I deleted my wallet. If I had kept my coins, I could have been a millionaire EDIT: If her body is awesome enough in her 50's then she must be a keeper ╚( )=┐ Get off my lawn. ╚( )=┐ When I see it again, I'll let you know. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) .... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You are not contributing to create better image of us ffs. ლ( ლ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ლ( ლ ლ( ლ He wasn't put in an awkward political position. He put himself there by siding with imperial Russian hegemony against the will of his people. There doesn't seem to be a consensus on this post....what is the god damn truth? I need sources! Seems legit Germany in the lead But…there was no noctowl in red and blue The app sucks. That's all there is to it. Always infinite loads and when it does load it takes forever or crashes. I have had many pending applications for my clan as well. when I go to adept them it says I have none. Hopefully they will fix it sometimes soon. Interesting username Los comentarios de facebook... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I bet you would ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) So this means she's not old enough to drive yet.... I don't go around looking for racism. I don't even discuss that kind of thing in day to day life. The reason we're even talking about it right now is because this is a discussion about race. If it wasn't I wouldn't even bring it up. Why would you enter an argument about racism and tell people not to talk about racism? They said he was killed by... Beets. WHY ARENT YOU AN ORGAN DONOR So obviously rain does not prevent or help stop fires at all, but shouldn't the wells? My villagers seem to not care too much about the raging fire. I have one well in the picture finished as you can see, the other one is not yet finished. Can someone explain how wells should work? Should they prevent fires? I'm guessing I messed up by placing my buildings too close to each other and so the fire is spreading rapidly. The fire started with the house on the top right, the one right next to the well We need to go deeper Wut? ‎ Way to comment the entire song. Now none of us can join in the fun I wanted to say some lines What a familiar username. Mega Mushroom ‎ At least say that its NSFW I have an app which said I should've ovulated on 30th jan but I'm not sure I difinately did which would mean I would have my period on 12th so if I'm still not on my period in a few days I will go to the doctor, after 3 BFN I don't think I am pregnant but why am I still not on my period.. Very confusing call me Wait what? I've been embarrassing myself far too many times then what's it supposed to be Generic response of I held out hope to the very end that this was a joke. Instead, I watched Xzibit put some strawberry in a strawberry with some strawberry and a frozen bit of strawberry on top. Also, cornflakes I might be a bit fucked up, but this very same one was the one that got me into anime. Yea, and while we are at it can we go get the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. ಠ_ಠ really? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) "did all of her own stunts"... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Judging by the thumbnail that was a risky click Because when I saw that text come in I scrolled up... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Why do you think they're still running the network.. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Well actually I agreed with you and I just wanted to add something to your comment instead of reiterating what you already said. I'm sorry if I overworked your mouse finger by all that extra clicking. I can imagine how exhausted you must be feeling. Maybe you should lay down and rest a bit in case you over exerted yourself Why would anyone go back to the ledge? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I snipe all the time... but if I'm in the pilots seat, I get out when the thing blows up. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Lots of people take home loans to buy overpriced shit juice ┬─┬ノ( ノ) > shovel dog fap I have this same flatware tray. Normal forks do not fit 1000 Beetus stare. Stop trying to get your little sister's friends drunk I read: "I came so quick..." So you want to reward them for being hooligans ? IF they admit it. ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) 8th... Me too. is that mint... peanutbuter and mint I gonna try it, but just thinking about it disgust me Hahahaha racism. Thanks. Also your username . Pic 4 is Annie from League of Legends. She's 8 Hey, I know we all love cumming on OP's mum's back, but you're just making things awkward by inviting him along too.. Whenever I see a peasant my mind just goes here; Sometimes they would say "10 mins to go til the end of the game"... And it was actually the end of the first period. You're being very hyperbolic. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Great! Thanks. I think cloning is bullshit, ruins the fun & have no intention of it, but I can make do with the thought of my character being the one to mate all these pokémon. How stupid do you have to be to streaming while using hacks ┬─┬ノ( ノ) The kind that lands you in prison. At least one person on here is touching him/herself to this comment. -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) cranesword && razor = razor cranesword. or, cranesword razor combine with tinfoil, BOOM aluminium spe.... no, thats spear shaped tinfoil now You're a strange cat man, you mask your narcissism and need for attention with humor. I think you should seek therapy if you want to find some happiness in your life. It was nerfed a long time before Jayce *a pitchfork suddenly appears* Like this? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) This will get buried, but my ex-roommate named his daughter Ari Ocean Peartree Applesauce Noel....no joke. How do you show up all the time like one minute before I post something? Yeah, I know that feels. A while back I was sick and didn't wear any makeup to work... my boss suggested I stay home the next day! ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) This is the most romantic thing ever! Disturbing... because he was manhandled? Nooooooo How does the coconut oil vape :p Is that all supposed to be a quote, or do you not know how to do quotes? The same thing happens to me everytime i see this face ( ) well ... 'murica ... i guess Just buy the damn dust mop. The things people will do to save a dollar. Unless those people are Africans in AIDs ridden villages. I recognize a few. Do I really want to read the rest? As a Saab 9-2x owner... They never had sex. Well thank you for your input, this is exactly what I like to read! However, now I have more choices ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I... Hm... I seem to have you RES tagged as something obscene... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Call centers give the best weird names. The worst one was Rape. I thought she was playing on the phone and she was like *"Yea you heard me I said Rape"* It went through on here credit card. ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬━┬ノ( 〠_〠 )ㄟ(ﾉ )ﾉ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ >two. as a FRS owner ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Who says tan and black is bad? My m4 is black with a tan stock Snoop Lion 81x7 text-->>ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ i came in like a wrecking dong ༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ <ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ> ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)̄ IM DONG,JAMES DONG (̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)̄ (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) (⌐■_■)=/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿̿̿ ̿ ̿̿ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Keep Your Dongers Where i Can See Them Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ༽ u ugly as fuk (⌐■_■)=/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿̿̿ ̿ ̿̿ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ KEEP YOUR DONGERS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM ヽ༼° ͟ل͜ ͡°༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ͟ل͜ ͡°༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง : (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ╭∩╮( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡ ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Dat Blue I just installed this and it rearranged all of my apps and took them out of the folders If I have a bottom-jaw molar with a minor cavity, please thoroughly test numbness of the nerve in my lower jaw prior to starting to drill. I'd rather reschedule if you missed the nerve on the first try than deal with you trying to numb it after the area is already swollen and you've already taken a massive painful chunk out of my tooth. Locking the car doors when I get in or out, religiously, as well as putting on my seatbelt. Of course, now that she's older, I take her out to go shopping and she complains about me making her use her seatbelt and asks WHY I KEEP LOCKING HER IN THE CAR. black? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I just read that too fast, read it as "Tony Starke" Good. Thats what we're paying them to do... find out what other countries are planning, not what Americans are talking about over the phone. That being said, step up your game NSA... it doesn't do us any favors if you're being found all the time. What if you already drink? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I'm naturally a light ash blonde. The first time I dyed my hair a medium auburn in high school, every other person was saying "is that your natural color? It looks SO much better! I was always wondering how your hair didn't fall out with all that bleach." "Right on the button." Well this got dark fast Judging by his *description* I can guess one of 'em He's joking [Fellow white men, upswag this post for le white power ](#r2) So, Fox News is blaming the AP "liberal media" for the misinformation. It was running on their own network. Yep, sounds about right. （╯°-°）╯︵ ( )ﾉ It takes a differential equation otherwise > Why is it that literally every time I use the face, someone has to use reply with the creepy smile version. Literally every time. And it's rarely been the bot (with my posts). Who won the sexual favors? especially creepy when there were bunny and puppy paintings on the wall ...job? 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Also, laws do not apply in a survival situation. Since, you know, surviving>law.... and stuff. Watching this post back fire and burn will be enjoyable. Marketing mega fuck up here folks. Fat shaming in bad jeans I'm just awkward, where else should've I put my hand? Only when there's an easy way to control game audio vs snap audio will this ever be useful for me. Dat throat clear first of all, how the fuck do you make that ? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I don't want that part of me to make horse noises! Oh god Haruhi, what happened to you Various reasons... Holy shit you're right What is this so called "SRR-21" your talking about? ** ** This is not the first time I've seen this gif, but it's the first time I realized that that's a girl with a strap-on. Did... did you search annie, anivia and teemo porn ? "Walked into" I'm on to your brother... > Snoop Lion 81x7 text-->>ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ i came in like a wrecking dong ༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ <ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ> ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)̄ IM DONG,JAMES DONG (̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)̄ (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) (⌐■_■)=/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿̿̿ ̿ ̿̿ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Keep Your Dongers Where i Can See Them Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ༽ u ugly as fuk (⌐■_■)=/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿̿̿ ̿ ̿̿ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ KEEP YOUR DONGERS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM ヽ༼° ͟ل͜ ͡°༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ͟ل͜ ͡°༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง : (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ╭∩╮( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡ ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Should have used a throwaway Duncan Monroe Women might want to opt for a sex change to escape poverty. i see u wtf indeed,still gonna read it til the end. WHY?! ლ( ლ) No I want handjobs. I'm looking at you, www.khanacademy.org What percentage of your karma comes from posts? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) The main difference is that Walt Disney did his own homework. 50C... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) >Also... why are we being downvoted? Is this really still a thing? Roller skating All I want is the satchel instead of that stupid purse... but apparently the boy and girl were modelled differently based on their bag If I were there, I would have saved you If the owner saw that he would've thought you had the strangest fetish ever You can download this game.... Yeah your right, we should just have 20gb hard-drives, I mean you can only play one game at a time right? Yeah I would find out when that stops being a bonerkiller ┬─┬ノ( ノ) 1. Handwritten contracts are legally binding in Poland. They are legal in the UK as well (regardless if that's standard or not). The only thing that matters is that there are signatures of both parties. They really don't. I had one reddit literally tell me that being black gave me a social and political *advantage*. I see no details Focus stealing prevention may be overreacting, I know I had this issue before but I don't remember how I solved it Wow, that title "SanDisk’s high-performance 128GB SanDisk Ultra microSDXC memory card will reshape the way users interact with their devices,” - not for apple users ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Yes ^skills That happened in my town...I'm sorry I let that memory slip away.. She was looking for a job in Europe since her boyfriend is from Paris. She wrote to everyone and found many options, but there was one from a guy who exported fruits from Ireland. The guy sent her his ID (Arab, probably stolen) and they even had a skype interview. I don't remember all the details but after a while of back and forth communication and an agreement that she would pay the ticket (one way to Dublin) he was getting really pushy about her moving as quickly as possible. The final straw was asking her for full body picture. -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ok, let's discuss the similarities and differences between lutherans and scientologists shall we? because that's the level of detail relevant to this discussion Please look at what you wrote and say it out loud to the class When I was a kid I used to swear I was Peter Venkman(I'm a girl) and my brother used to make me hysterical cry by telling me I was Janine. I swear that's where all my anxiety stems from. That and him pinching my cheeks "Daenerys is my least favorite character in Game of Thrones.." But can you walk like a Egyptian? ┌( )┘ Like anyone is ever going to have just one. But can you walk like a Egyptian? ┌( )┘ "New" to reddit..... Can not tell if you're being serious or you're just being a troll... I think he is using it like a noun. What was the sentence?! I must know ಠ_ಠ... Please read the comments on here before posting... Seriously.. How do you know I'm faking nice play? How do you know I'm raging at people who rejected me? Where's your evidence? ಠ_ಠ Are you referring to the post where I was just temporarily frustrated as hell? I'll give you the same answer: Read the comments before posting on here But can you walk like a Egyptian? ┌( )┘ dadadadadadada "The Illuminati have nurtured a child, Satan's son, who was born on 6 June 1966 at the Dakota House on 72nd Street in New York to Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis of the Rothschild/Kennedy families. The Pope was present at the birth and performed necromantic ceremonies. The child was raised by former U.S. president Richard Nixon and now lives in Belgium, where it is hooked up bodily to a computer called “The Beast 3M" or “3666.” You. Are. Assuming. I. Got. Rejected. And. Responded. With. Anger. Without. Even. Knowing. You have no evidence... And me replying you with questions is me being aggressive....??? Either: ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) I'm not convinced that this isn't a shark, I concur with the shenanigans... Whoa, just take it easy man kudos for having a third foot but interpret it how you want I am going to have nightmares tonight now. You think two day? Last crash we rebounded from 100 in mere minutes. It finally loaded. I was very unimpressed. But I've seen some shit Wat. Your username Sidebar: Do you actually give gold for... you know... Now that's just not right. TIL: I might be part cannibal. I LOVE meat. Seeing those tendons reminds me of steak and gives me the urge to gnaw on them. Okay bye I see you you Unidan too I once thought about this when talking to my girlfriend and suddenly got a severe detachment from my conciousness. So creepy! Got thoughts like "Haha, pretty funny how we just stand here... talking! Haha." and "What are we doing this for, anyway?", "Oh well, better just keep talking to go with the flow." What is going on ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I was going to go to sleep..... /r/EnoughInternet You god damn wizard Where the hell did you people go to high school? Red that as "Parent" instead of "Partner" Everyone who likes this is being downvoted -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) I hate you! I tried to Press play ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Meget skræmmende Done send sweets (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ‎ (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) What I was saying is, by his appearance it looks as though he's had enough jam and bread....so I was going to call him a cab, because he over indulged and.....ya know the jokes aren't as funny when you have to explain them.... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Just when you think you're being cool in the R44 this guy shows up. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Because dripping piss in your pants is manly! All hail tradition! Someone's been hanging out with Namira. What. You don't agree? The quality of not snooping into my personal accounts ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Why did you post the back covers? Damn, my skin is crawling. Thanks so much for that. I usually just rip my Xbox one off the shelf and throw it across the room... The screen stays black most of the time though... MS please fix this issue So that would mean a pencil sharpener is okay with u *Oh dear God* "137 User found this Review usefull" Look who it is. Maybe you should get that fixed ‎ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Execlusive Am I the only one who read this in a Scottish accent? ლ( ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ i came in like a wrecking dong ༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ <ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ> ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)̄ IM DONG,JAMES DONG (̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)̄ (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) (⌐■_■)=/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿̿̿ ̿ ̿̿ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Keep Your Dongers Where i Can See Them Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ༽ u ugly as fuk (⌐■_■)=/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿̿̿ ̿ ̿̿ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ KEEP YOUR DONGERS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM ヽ༼° ͟ل͜ ͡°༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ͟ل͜ ͡°༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง : (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ╭∩╮( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡ ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ i came in like a wrecking dong ༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ <ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ> ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)̄ IM DONG,JAMES DONG (̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)̄ (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) (⌐■_■)=/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿̿̿ ̿ ̿̿ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Keep Your Dongers Where i Can See Them Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ༽ u ugly as fuk (⌐■_■)=/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿̿̿ ̿ ̿̿ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ KEEP YOUR DONGERS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM ヽ༼° ͟ل͜ ͡°༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ͟ل͜ ͡°༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง : (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ╭∩╮( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡ ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ i came in like a wrecking dong ༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ <ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ> ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)̄ IM DONG,JAMES DONG (̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)̄ (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) (⌐■_■)=/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿̿̿ ̿ ̿̿ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Keep Your Dongers Where i Can See Them Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ༽ u ugly as fuk (⌐■_■)=/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿̿̿ ̿ ̿̿ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ KEEP YOUR DONGERS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM ヽ༼° ͟ل͜ ͡°༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ͟ل͜ ͡°༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง : (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ╭∩╮( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡ ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ i came in like a wrecking dong ༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ <ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ> ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)̄ IM DONG,JAMES DONG (̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)̄ (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) (⌐■_■)=/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿̿̿ ̿ ̿̿ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Keep Your Dongers Where i Can See Them Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ༽ u ugly as fuk (⌐■_■)=/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿̿̿ ̿ ̿̿ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ KEEP YOUR DONGERS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM ヽ༼° ͟ل͜ ͡°༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ͟ل͜ ͡°༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง : (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ╭∩╮( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡ ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ i came in like a wrecking dong ༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ <ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ> ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)̄ IM DONG,JAMES DONG (̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)̄ (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) (⌐■_■)=/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿̿̿ ̿ ̿̿ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Keep Your Dongers Where i Can See Them Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ༽ u ugly as fuk (⌐■_■)=/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿̿̿ ̿ ̿̿ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ KEEP YOUR DONGERS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM ヽ༼° ͟ل͜ ͡°༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ͟ل͜ ͡°༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง : (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ╭∩╮( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡ ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ i came in like a wrecking dong ༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ <ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ> ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)̄ IM DONG,JAMES DONG (̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)̄ (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) (⌐■_■)=/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿̿̿ ̿ ̿̿ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Keep Your Dongers Where i Can See Them Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ༽ u ugly as fuk (⌐■_■)=/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿̿̿ ̿ ̿̿ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ KEEP YOUR DONGERS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM ヽ༼° ͟ل͜ ͡°༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ͟ل͜ ͡°༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง : (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ╭∩╮( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡ ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ i came in like a wrecking dong ༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ <ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ> ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)̄ IM DONG,JAMES DONG (̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)̄ (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) (⌐■_■)=/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿̿̿ ̿ ̿̿ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Keep Your Dongers Where i Can See Them Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ༽ u ugly as fuk (⌐■_■)=/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿̿̿ ̿ ̿̿ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ KEEP YOUR DONGERS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM ヽ༼° ͟ل͜ ͡°༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ͟ل͜ ͡°༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง : (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ╭∩╮( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡ ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ i came in like a wrecking dong ༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ <ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ> ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)̄ IM DONG,JAMES DONG (̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)̄ (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) (⌐■_■)=/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿̿̿ ̿ ̿̿ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Keep Your Dongers Where i Can See Them Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ༽ u ugly as fuk (⌐■_■)=/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿̿̿ ̿ ̿̿ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ KEEP YOUR DONGERS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM ヽ༼° ͟ل͜ ͡°༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ͟ل͜ ͡°༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง : (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ╭∩╮( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡ ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ i came in like a wrecking dong ༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ <ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ> ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)̄ IM DONG,JAMES DONG (̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)̄ (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) (⌐■_■)=/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿̿̿ ̿ ̿̿ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Keep Your Dongers Where i Can See Them Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ༽ u ugly as fuk (⌐■_■)=/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿̿̿ ̿ ̿̿ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ KEEP YOUR DONGERS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM ヽ༼° ͟ل͜ ͡°༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ͟ل͜ ͡°༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง : (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ╭∩╮( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡ ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Haha I wish! Last I heard Kanye sued the dev team twice and they ended up disbanding Is your name Elvis by any chance oh and Yup. If I was a resident in a different state my condition would guarantee a card. If I were 2 years older, I wouldn't need one. My butthole is pretty dark Its funny because they are going to kill him. Wait thats not actually that funny. (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ Oh god, is that an alternate spelling that doesn't include "man"? Because I've been trying to come up with one for a few minutes just to make a joke... but to find out it already exists... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ i came in like a wrecking dong ༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ <ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ> ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)̄ IM DONG,JAMES DONG (̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)̄ (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) (⌐■_■)=/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿̿̿ ̿ ̿̿ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Keep Your Dongers Where i Can See Them Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ༽ u ugly as fuk (⌐■_■)=/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿̿̿ ̿ ̿̿ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ KEEP YOUR DONGERS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM ヽ༼° ͟ل͜ ͡°༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ͟ل͜ ͡°༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง : (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ╭∩╮( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡ ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ☜( ☜) ...relevant username? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) >Also, your username. Thanks for that ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I can imagine Sips talking with this cat like "Did you throw up in the living room again ?" and Sip's cat just says "shiiiiiiittttttt". Someone agreed with me, ON THE INTERNET? They will make eliquid in the toilet Is that Jagermeister on your nightstand? Economics is pretty much solved too, except for the limited resources part. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I'm a game developer. I don't take kindly to fun and games. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ლ( ლ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Shit, it's purple. Oh, that poor girl I got approximately 20 seconds of blowjob from my girlfriend last weekend (no, not because I only lasted 20 seconds ). Infinitely worse than just no delivery on the offer of a blowjob I goddamn hope so As a noob who got punched off the first time fighting the easy Titan, I feel your pain. *you* fix the track ┬─┬ノ( ノ) WTF IS |O| Yes! This! God DAMNIT MAN! Or can you Why are all of my hookah friends finding this I'm *only* on mobile. I accidentally double tapped the caps on the phone and it capitalized the ass, thanks apple Not sure if I hope those aren't for their intended purposes ┬─┬ノ( ノ) immediately check to see her flair. It's true But their votes still count! All the AEC needs to do is switch the voter registration at polling booths to a computerised, networked system and this problem would evaporate. But without some kind of, I dunno, state-built network infrastructure, this seems expensive and unlikely ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ `┌( )┘` and we danced! `╚( )=┐` spellcasting engaged. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Breathing is not an involuntary body process like blood flow. You can consciously hold your breath. I suppose you consciously think about putting one foot in front of the other when you walk. Your subconscious does more than you give credit and it's usually to help keep you alive. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) For some evil reason I wished it hit her. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) >*It's this kind of attitude that led to everybody using Comic Sans* ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Sleepover at a friend's house, we are both about 10. Her dad said she needed to take a bath before we went to bed. About 15 minutes into her bath I hear the bathroom door open, and she comes out buck ass naked yelling "daaaaaad" with a large, fully formed turd in her hand. She had pooped in the tub and didn't know what to do so she took it to him At first I thought this wasn't the best accent ever. Then I watched the entire video without realizing it. How did you get the doge so tiny ( ) Probably be in 2017, at twice the price and half the features. So disappointed with the EU release of the X Oh please, don't even remind me of the lag thing: 350-400 ms for like... month and a half? Used to have 25 ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ They look so... different. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Well I would hope so, otherwise it is rape > Because it is so hard to type in "new player" in the search right? Anyone who isn't lazy can find many threads that will be of use to them -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Re-adjusting the warp core can be a pain in the ass. Especially in class First I was like ಠ‿ಠ then I was like And it's not very greasy. Damn! We were all just wishing you would come on over... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Sounded like a Canadian. ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ I love my purple pen is what it is tho Told y'all purging does nothin There is a team called Asuna is my waifu No, there isn't. You are mistaken. ** ** Lest Chris Hansen shows up ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Almost all food and beverages that are full of sugar are advertised as "fat free" and/or "with fiber-vitamins" as in eating a piece of turd is good for you because we sprinkle some fiber or artificial vitamins on top of it. My team is composed of 3 oracles ...why would you spy on your sister? Of course they announce this hours after I start the upgrade on my BK to lvl 9... Glad they are doing it though, I'll just hopefully catch the tail end of the boost. Wait. So if you don't have sex, you die? Seriously? That's the rock MRs want to die on? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Done deal. Now I just have to wait for freaking April to get here. FYI: It's thirty degrees warmer in Portland than it is here right now lol....i mean Autocorrect is a harsh mistress. ‎ Got you! Vividly remember writing your username down Oh yes, because there was *never* a bad Spyro costume during his prime. Not gonna lie.. That really hurt, man... No, seriously. Who let you out of your cage? ** ** I've lied and called in sick, then when I come back the next day people around the office say "yeah, you weren't looking so good the other day... you look much better now." So it would come into play with two piles of different counters on it? ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°;)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°;)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °;)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °;)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °;)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ل͜ °;)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °;)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °;)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °;)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °;)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °;)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ل͜ °;)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °;)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °;)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °;)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °;)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °;)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°;)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °;)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °;)ง ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°;)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°;)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́;)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́;)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °;)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °;)ง (ง'̀-'́;)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́;)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ;) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ <ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ> ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °;) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °;) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿;) IM DONG,JAMES DONG (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿;) (ง⌐□ل͜□;)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□;)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ;) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ;) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ;)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚;) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ;)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ;)ง ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °;)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °;)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ༽ u ugly as fuk ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ل͜ °;)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ل͜ °;)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °;)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °;)ง : (ง ͠° ل͜ °;)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °;)ง ╭∩╮( ° ͜ʖ͡°;)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ° ͜ʖ͡°;)╭∩╮ ง ͠° ل͜ °;)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °;)ง (っ◕‿◕;)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕;)っ (ง ͠° ل͜ °;)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ل͜ °;)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °;)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °;)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °;)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °;)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °;)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °;)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °;)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °;)ﾉ ( ° ͜ʖ͡°;) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ° ͜ʖ͡°;) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°;) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ° ͜ʖ͡°;) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°;) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ° ͜ʖ͡°;) (ง ͠° ل͜ °;)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °;)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °;)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °;)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°;)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°;)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~;) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘;)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́;)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °;) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °;) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ I heard that from people until I was almost 30 and had 2 kids SO and I have been together since 2000, while most of our peers are on their second or even third marriages ┌( )┘ ... How did she remove his pants without removing the bottom of his uniform? Narcotics Prescription Regulations? Responde automáticamente a tu " " Drifting in front wheel drive cars... Control f'd: > ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°;)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°;)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °;)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °;)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °;)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ل͜ °;)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °;)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °;)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °;)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °;)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °;)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ل͜ °;)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °;)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °;)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °;)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °;)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °;)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°;)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °;)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °;)ง ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°;)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°;)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́;)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́;)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °;)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °;)ง (ง'̀-'́;)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́;)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ;) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ <ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ> ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °;) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °;) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿;) IM DONG,JAMES DONG (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿;) (ง⌐□ل͜□;)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□;)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ;) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ;) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ;)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚;) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ;)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ;)ง ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °;)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °;)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ༽ u ugly as fuk ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ل͜ °;)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ل͜ °;)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °;)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °;)ง : (ง ͠° ل͜ °;)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °;)ง ╭∩╮( ° ͜ʖ͡°;)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ° ͜ʖ͡°;)╭∩╮ ง ͠° ل͜ °;)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °;)ง (っ◕‿◕;)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕;)っ (ง ͠° ل͜ °;)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ل͜ °;)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °;)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °;)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °;)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °;)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °;)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °;)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °;)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °;)ﾉ ( ° ͜ʖ͡°;) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ° ͜ʖ͡°;) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°;) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ° ͜ʖ͡°;) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°;) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ° ͜ʖ͡°;) (ง ͠° ل͜ °;)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °;)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °;)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °;)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°;)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°;)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~;) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘;)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́;)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °;) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °;) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Christ. Wat. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I wish I lived anywhere near a Jack in the Box or Hardees/Carls Jr. Stupid Northeast -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Not in the Naked Gun sense, I hope. And if he isn't the "performer" then verbal high-fives abound. I couldn't talk to another man whilst dicking. This bot has way more karma than me and has only been around for 3 months ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I can see why. ( ).............(╯ಠ□ಠ）╯︵ ┻━┻ *EPIC RAGE FLIP!* ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ctrl F: "Control f'd: > ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°;)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°;)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °;)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °;)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °;)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ل͜ °;)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °;)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °;)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °;)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °;)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °;)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ل͜ °;)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °;)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °;)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °;)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °;)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °;)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°;)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °;)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °;)ง ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°;)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°;)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́;)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́;)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °;)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °;)ง (ง'̀-'́;)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́;)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ;) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ <ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ> ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °;) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °;) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿;) IM DONG,JAMES DONG (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿;) (ง⌐□ل͜□;)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□;)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ;) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ;) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ;)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚;) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ;)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ;)ง ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °;)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °;)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ༽ u ugly as fuk ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ل͜ °;)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ل͜ °;)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °;)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °;)ง : (ง ͠° ل͜ °;)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °;)ง ╭∩╮( ° ͜ʖ͡°;)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ° ͜ʖ͡°;)╭∩╮ ง ͠° ل͜ °;)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °;)ง (っ◕‿◕;)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕;)っ (ง ͠° ل͜ °;)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ل͜ °;)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °;)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °;)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °;)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °;)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °;)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °;)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °;)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °;)ﾉ ( ° ͜ʖ͡°;) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ° ͜ʖ͡°;) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°;) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ° ͜ʖ͡°;) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°;) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ° ͜ʖ͡°;) (ง ͠° ل͜ °;)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °;)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °;)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °;)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°;)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°;)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~;) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘;)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́;)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °;) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °;) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ He died as he lived, in his house Well, that's great for you, but I'm the one with the mental image. So then... US > New Zealand? You'll get me next time Which lips? I almost received reddit silver once.... 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ლ) Ok BROCK! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You are right. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Cfengine. As a grown man and fellow rider I feel bad that I never really understood "no fault" clause with FL. Lived there for four years too... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) It's getting out of control here. Our snacks aren't even safe anymore. Lol - so many edits. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) What's wrong with that ┬─┬ノ( ノ) "ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ <ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ> ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) IM DONG,JAMES DONG (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ༽ u ugly as fuk ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง : (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ╭∩╮( ° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽" Pirated Frozen ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°;)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°;)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °;)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °;)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °;)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ل͜ °;)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °;)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °;)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °;)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °;)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °;)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ل͜ °;)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °;)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °;)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °;)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °;)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °;)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°;)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °;)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °;)ง ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°;)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°;)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́;)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́;)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °;)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °;)ง (ง'̀-'́;)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́;)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ;) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ <ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ> ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °;) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °;) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿;) IM DONG,JAMES DONG (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿;) (ง⌐□ل͜□;)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□;)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ;) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ;) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ;)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚;) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ;)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ;)ง ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °;)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °;)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ༽ u ugly as fuk ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ل͜ °;)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ل͜ °;)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °;)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °;)ง : (ง ͠° ل͜ °;)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °;)ง ╭∩╮( ° ͜ʖ͡°;)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ° ͜ʖ͡°;)╭∩╮ ง ͠° ل͜ °;)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °;)ง (っ◕‿◕;)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕;)っ (ง ͠° ل͜ °;)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ل͜ °;)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °;)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °;)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °;)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °;)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °;)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °;)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °;)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °;)ﾉ ( ° ͜ʖ͡°;) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ° ͜ʖ͡°;) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°;) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ° ͜ʖ͡°;) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°;) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ° ͜ʖ͡°;) (ง ͠° ل͜ °;)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °;)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °;)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °;)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°;)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°;)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~;) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘;)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́;)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °;) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °;) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ I completely saw something else when I looked at the URL after seeing the pic No 12am PST and no DLC. Nice try, Mom! But somehow, if you don't give a shit about women hard enough, some women will flock to you. I do and if you'd fucking google it you'd see it too I even gave you a godamn thread. This is why you will never achieve real buds. I know it kills you inside to be critiqued. So why did you even post your shitty airy and Stretchy buds anyways. Yeesh. Eat a dick son! You say cop, but your username says "medic23". I'm gonna need to see a badge or warrant or something, pal. Por este tipo de cosas a veces no comprendo a la sociedad mexicana (algunas partes de ella pues). Primero se muestra un gran apoyo a los movimientos por la no violencia, contra el secuestro y narco, unión ante desastres naturales y demás; luego una marcha de estas And a strip-mined mountain now I want some In-n-Out .. but FFS they're not in WA state ( ) Good god, that facial hair... I'd like to be chain linked to you.... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) wrong T ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Why is your name a swastika? 5 minutes in... Elsa and Anna still 10 years old... I read that article and I was like . Buying fireworks in pennsylvania. Dont get me wrong they sell them, but not to people who live in Pennsylvania ┬─┬ノ( ノ) what about a smaller bucket? That's funny because all of your points seem to come straight from biased media with no real life experience. Underwear.......shit storm...... People actually send him those things??? well... at least he has a healthy attitude towards it. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Cats don't need a reason...to KILL!!! lol I am not going lie that sounds too hardcore. I want to party with you It's in Maryvale. Close to where I live. I have yet to see any wild Chihuahua packs DB first! You know you are talking to your own brain right At least, it's more accurate than "cousins". And this clip assured me once again that NA dub is just... meh. That squeaking annoying voice ... ಠ_ಠ just... just... ┬─┬ノ( ノ)   Hey, is this som sort of racial thing?? what kind of work are you looking for? price range. pet friendly places are really tough to find and expensive, you're looking at probably 1k a month at least for a 2 bedroom but for a little more, you can get a house and might be able to have the pets. The job market here is really good though. everyone's hiring. in fact, most places cant keep enough people staffed, so they're desperate. which kind of sucks, ( I'M LOOKING AT YOU TACO BELL ) Only the dead can know peace from such evil...( ) Can't tell if psychopath or hipster. I have to say, after the way you described Nate, I felt like you were female, then browsed your post history and saw you were male. Assumed, gay, until I saw several wife posts. Now I'm questioning your sexuality, or Nates. I would hope not Even though no one in this thread discussed the contents of it jpg sometimes "grow lab meats"... It's like 15$ for 3 months worth. Kidney pain? Do some research please I wish I could sell tacos! I'd be eating them too! But too much food regulation crap that I don't want to deal with. I didn't even realize he meant F2P until your comment. He is He who ignited the Big Bang? My character is a multi-millionaire, and yet he can't rent a second garage. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Mmhmm Yeeaahh, If you're not a fobby Japanese, please don't say that to a Japanese girl. Super kimochi warui... ┌( )┘ The op is ignorant. Not recruiting a certain race is racist Pre reference acknowledgement: What the fuck is going on here... -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) I'm not sure what to feel right now. I love masks, but sometimes they have the most awkward cut outs. Some will fit my mouth and nose perfectly but have the thinnest eye slits ever . mfw you quote me as an ancap Dude.. ༼ つ ༽つ- ( ) I love this! My friend was asking about it and no matter how I tried to clarify her comments came off as "I'll get people to give me stuff" ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I'll um, try that later. Paging /u/PleaseRespectTables - ┬─┬ノ( ノ) jhonen.. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ I've heard rumors about this. Have you filled at Costco? The price is still heavy but I'd feel safer purchasing from Costco than online Some people kicked from a server when I was Scout because I kept dying. They asked why I hadn't collected every. Single. Credit. One said that I should learn to Scout before a scout decides to scout a scout. ಠ_ಠ looks like shit. You can call "shit" art, but it's still shit. this here 'art' looks like shit. Communist leaders get better looking memorials than this. Here's a man that changed the world for the positive, and he's commemorated with a piece of shit looking monstrosity Obligatory SEC > NORTHWESTERN I have lived in Louisiana my whole life and I never knew this. This is the most condescending shitty comment I've seen all day. Don't discourage democracy. Snoo cash or 's would make me and everyone else at this site LOL pretty hard sir. On and off for 4 years... what are you doing with your life? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I didn't until you pointed them out to me... Same with every other coin. No beer for me tonight, damn work in the morning. I'll be drinking Tim Hortons coffee as my Canadian way of playing the drinking game. Maybe I'll win at rollup this way... But probably not . ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Southern hospitality is a front. Ppl judge others the same way everywhere you go. That being said, southern areas of the United States do have amazing aspects just like the northern parts can be really shitty and bigoted. You must agree though, people from European countries tend to poke fun at the American south because their culture is more different than the stereotypical south compared to the stereotypical north... But seriously bro, ZLOLZ 10 out of 10 for passion. Sorry to have angered you. MERICA! Because he's the forward that the NBA deserves, but not the one it needs right now...and so we'll foul him...because he can take it...because he's not a hero...he's a silent guardian, a watchful protector...the Dark Knight ............good enough. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ((Even you have betrayed me. )) He's a down vote troll. But thanks for being such a cool person! -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) I was like that on Tuesday as I seen UPS pass my house TWICE and didn't drop off my kicks till after 4 "I decided that the new option to disable to the HUD..." "the new option" "new" How much of the Souls series did you say you've played again? ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠ...just ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ITT: not old people ┬─┬ノ( ノ) It's like a nest of tarantulas Youll never forget making a secret base with your bros. ever , ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ What did I just read? great, cannot unsee... -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) (•~• ) It's better that they're learning from their mistakes and improving. Nobody gets good at writing complex software like crypto overnight. If everyone stopped writing crypto just because they got it wrong once then there'd be nobody left doing it. If you keep criticising up and coming people then eventually there will be no-one capable of writing crypto and the current people will eventually retire and die off leaving you with outdated libraries that nobody knows how to improve on and an industry completely devoid of skills in that area. Writing crypto isn't some secret club where you need approval from some imagined higher ups. What's needed is study in proper programming practices, cryptography, mathematics, secure coding practices, a keen eye for detail and ability to develop a complex algorithm into code. Out of your whole post, you didn't explain anything and only gave your ref THAT was cricial info OP Kashim ran into the whelps. If we don't get a response on how well it went I will ban you. I think it might be ノ( ノ) ### No, but I dont see how my hands can warm up the phone because it's pretty hard using it while deathgripping it because you acces to screen Why are you guys even upvoting this You like to see me fail don't you? But I won't judge. ^You ^sick ^fucks. And that with all the attention to the tiniest detail and perfection were are expecting from the Japanese. What do you mean, *for children?* ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I really liked it, actually. Pretty sure it came in a cd-rom bundle with a ProAudioSpectrum card. "Vomits Her Legs" "That guy" is Richard Wagner Were you in my game? Your boyfriend figured out the secret to motivating your partner to go to the gym: behave like an immature, demanding, disrespectful jackass and insult them USA #1? He is the "Dragon" after all. Now re-attach it Did you even have time to read the damn thing before getting an idea? what the heck ┬─┬ノ( ノ) NEAT!!! john travolta in drag "I'll never rape anybody " Telepornation I think it makes a huge difference. I try to always wear makeup to work - when I don't, people ask me if something is wrong/am I sick y u no remove name?! ლ( ლ) the conspiracy post ‎ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) 2 hours later and my elbow hurts... Vi kanske kan lägga på sån där glaskupa på som dom gör över Springfield i Simpsons the movie I've been spectating your life. ¯\\_ _/¯ ### No seatbelt ^^*** *** I had to put up an entire fence line by myself with a hammer, a box of nails, and a post hole digger... I work at a gas station. ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ As a person who destroys screens who happens to be a teenager: That combination of facial hair and plucked eyebrows. As a teenager who hasn't cracked screens, ever: ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I know Dude i find this remark highly insensitive. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┻( )┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Okay bye People really don't bother to read. Arachnophobia *Funnyjunk* It's kinda painful to watch, who let them debut Hahaha...sure there are different degrees of ruining a child's life. Yeah, no. My dear mother who birthed a couple kids dropped this bomb on me last year. I was taking an anatomy class and she saw my book and shyly came up and asked me where her urethra was. Dot worry OP. I'll be here for you on the cake day that really matters. I won't forget you OP. I swear it. Edit: sorry I didn't know what " " meant. I was one of the first 20 to post and they didn't get an invite. It was only 2 people too tastes.... Spiderman probably couldn't dodge Wonder Woman bro They are In Olivette. St Louis city ends at Skinker. For a city that picks and chooses when to include something in the words "Saint Louis" or not. This should be pretty clear cut Something about a Jolly Rancher or Doritos Yeah, just look at World War One. Or World War Two. No similarities there, what could possibly go wrong? ..because of the Leona, right? Since Swagbucks is a common beer money site, you are not supposed to put your referral link into the text. It's the first rule on the sidebar ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I'm also from Vestlandet, but have never heard of fish for dessert What's number two? That's pretty cool! Also I just noticed your username No thanks Is this a thing? Getting diarrhea from ice cream? i m not sure what to do with this piece of information... I think I looked at the wrong comment ( ) I don't know where you're pulling all this from. LOST ended the moment Juliette detonated jughead in the 1970s. That was the end of the series. Please tell me your girl friend is not your cousin I was 12 and rode the Predator (a wooden coaster at Darien Lake) and I had my mouth open during a drop. The drop went up sharply into another hill which made my mouth slam shut causing me to bite THROUGH my tongue. My one tooth went all the way through my tongue and holy fuck did that hurt. My dad was riding next to me laughing and I looked over to him with blood oozing out of my mouth. He quickly went from :D to We need a new tag: ~~NSFP Not safe for penis...that first one. :(~~ **NSFE Not Safe For Everyone!** Did someone get their clit ripped off and why does everyone want to remove their penis? Damn kids and these stupid fads. But... I don't... I don't have.... No..... LEAVE ME ALONE. How environmentally friendly You need to turn your life around if you decided to do this at 5am. Why do I get a fetish of this ᕙ༼ ºل͟ºᕙ༼ ºل͟ºᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗºل͟º ༽ᕗºل͟º ༽ᕗ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD ᕙ༼ ºل͟ºᕙ༼ ºل͟ºᕙ༼ ༽ᕗºل͟º ༽ᕗºل͟º ༽ᕗ Gross and Woods... The guy in the middle looks like Nicholas Cage You fuck bacon? Great, now I'll know those things FOREVER. Welcome to the Republican party, son. Did you get ticket for parking on the bump stop in the parking spot > happens in our games all the time when one someone plays some cutesy combo when one of the girls is judging. inevitably I'll lay down some ultra-offensive cards and loose to "soup that is too hot" or "abandoned teddy bears". "Emu oil." ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Finally someone brought the race card out. That's exactly what we need to focus on. Does the high spoiler give it more driving control? My Phoenix spins out so easily ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Dude you know what I mean... Park Chu Young ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ಠ_ಠ ... but lol ... but seriously You deserve the lowest hell my fellow PKA watcher. Well what would score the most chicks? Just kidding-- twirling a pen with my thumb Right after he posted this meme But is it. Their. Job? Why? ... Oh.. God.. Youngster Joey calling all the time just to talk about his Rattata ┬─┬ノ( ノ) a few times? ‎ You built a time machine just for this? I think it's not visible like this with the human eye. Good Cameras make pictures like this possible. Still, I can't tell for sure, because I missed it Maybe you could call it 'omegle' ! THINK OF THE CRIMINALS!!! They're still laughing all the way to the bank... That they're about to rob... with that heater they smuggled in from the states... because the cops are still focusing on us instead of them... IDIOTS you don't understand. Watch: ‎ ; Ill help with this one, she won't be ... Look at the sign in the background ## You'd have to have some practice if you can rape a kid in 10 seconds. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I've had it up to ಠ_ಠ with you. ಠ_ಠ Well, you just gone and doubled my work. (\( ")/) I heard she quit after getting knocked up by a Guatemalan midget You're not really a "long-term consequences" kinda guy, are ya. (OOC: ) I've got something they could scratch. ☜( ☜) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Let me start off by saying that my mom is extremely overprotective. I was in either 7th or 8th grade and was invited out to the movies. Even though it was a double date, my mom and my two younger sisters still went with me and sat a couple rows behind. I was too embarrassed to tell him that they were there, so the entire time he kept trying to lean in for a kiss I would quickly dodged. I had to tell him. He turned bright red, looked forward and would not make eye contact with me. I could feel my moms stare piercing through the back of my head Username I was offended at first ...are you still their what?? Cant tell if person with glasses is male or female.... Masculine face and somewhat hairy arms but that may be a tit I see Never wager that you're the only one who wants something No, no, no. C'mon man. You like the wrongness don't you creepy smile bot? this is not a rage comic maybe this is why you don't get gold We usually just drive. Orlando isn't that far. The states are always at Orlando so it isn't a problem. What is a nuisance is the hotel lobby right at the beginning. Auxo2 much better than Vertex I think That's not a very helpful reply Get your priorities straight! damn bots I know that's short for "chicken", but... great...supermodels found out about AmISexy... there goes the neighborhood What the..... Only has So she wasn't allowed to date, but knew how to give a BJ? Why do bronies even exist? What the *FUCK*? I read the comments. When did my state turn into Derpinstan? The wonders of complex UI... I don't think that a 100lb kid can generate a 5000lb shock load. When I drop a product I put it in the back because I don't want people to get it u/carl_sagans_ghost Jesus Christ, I'm beyond jealous Number 6... well, good luck with that The best part about the gimp... I mean, hostage.. . Is if you set a waypoint on him he gets marked as "Enemy". They should add friendly marks so I can have a tracker on my friend when we duo. sold focus... Great camera work. no ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That's... That's not really how it works. Either they don't talk about it or they talk shit about it. Like "Ooooh, that's so gross. Only a horny tramp would do that" bitch please. Looking at you FOX news... That replay right before the break made it look like a good goal Nope, already been guessed. Twice now ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Please do this now who's being autistic? Something tells me you already have... what do you mean "*you people*" ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Pa ti i jesi Hrvat. This was not a statement I expected I'd have to reinforce with evidence and objective facts. All points you've made are taken with high validity, you obviously know what you're talking about and have experience with both items of discussion. If anyone were to take away one distinction I tried to make is the **mana base**. In a tricolor deck that barely splashes one color, go ahead jam some mutavaults. It's not going to affect your deck the same way it would a deck that heavily relies on three colors both early and late game. The decks that rely on all three colors can't afford to durdle around waiting for the mana to produce the answers for their opponents. Bile Blight for example is a wondrous piece of removal. Easy to cast turn 2 if you have all your shocks/scry lands in order. Not so easy when your peeling mutas off the top instead. Hero's downfall and dreadbore are other good examples of how muta hurts 3 color midrange. Against r/g monsters you need to be icing their turn 2 domri and turn 3 garruk (yes i've seen it happen a couple times ) immediately. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Soul music ** ** What were you paying her for? -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Didn't pay me Worst part of 1869 was that we got a championship for finishing the year at .500 Ceci's shot hits the poles and goes into Lack's five hole. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) OOC: ノ( ノ) BTW: why is danni pissed at me? :I Ha ha ha. For a question you lower your brows edit: clarifing, use this face when you ask a "wh" question. what, where, who, etc. ლ( ლ) It may be some sort of bot, But it apparently doesn't mind me... Evidence: Black people don't use the word "Shenanigans". My brother and I trapped my younger brother in a bag thing. Nothing else Need a little more help You should let me know if people are happy to take Leaf Guard off your hands. When I bred them a while back, all anyone ever wanted was Regenerator. I'll be rebreeding my Relaxed ones anyway after this trade, Rage Powder/Power Swap/Leaf Storm/Leech Seed would be the ideal moveset. But sounds good, adding you now! :) ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ How about every time Totodile is about to evolve? I was agreeing with you The only WTF about this is OP didn't know Strange how people can be so rude Need a bit more to go on. You tell me I am the person who typically buys collector titles and the strategy guides however, I didn't find the collectors edition very appealing. I pre-ordered the limited edition title from amazon and found the collectors edition to be silly for those who want unnecessary merchandise like a beanie and patch pins. I see them from time to time, they're not banned or anything. Just not that common I think. I see them from time to time but never knew how people make ones like (=ﾟωﾟ), ლ( ლ), ヽ༼ ಠ益ಠ ༽ﾉ or (´･ω･`). I gotta copy and paste them. It's an axe. ^^^Good ^^^idea ^^^though I legitimately didn't know who Bieber was until reddit brought him to my attention. Same for Rebecca Black. Thanks, reddit! You cannot rate an ass a 12/10. Seeing as you are now a mod. Doesn't the " " in the heading of this post make it editorialised? The Extranet. [" , svensk tradition juh!"](/akesson) OOC: I see you, Jory Coffee is about $0.95 here ( ) > ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ i came in like a wrecking dong ༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ <ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ> ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)̄ IM DONG,JAMES DONG (̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)̄ (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) (⌐■_■)=/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿̿̿ ̿ ̿̿ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Keep Your Dongers Where i Can See Them Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ༽ u ugly as fuk (⌐■_■)=/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿̿̿ ̿ ̿̿ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ KEEP YOUR DONGERS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM ヽ༼° ͟ل͜ ͡°༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ͟ل͜ ͡°༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง : (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ╭∩╮( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡ ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "My mother gives me better massages" >Other sick and weird shit, like that dude posting about wanting to fuck police dogs ( ) That's one hell of an edit. Any thing I can help with? Shutter island ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Bye bye what's left of my SSD then... unless I uninstall a fully working A2CO+DLC's "Having know idea what this is" They did it again He can sense me enchanting something in his sleep... through the wall... and comments on its quality. I Grew up in a culture that expects me to marry a woman. That culture reinforces that expectation via strong religious principals. Maybe it's not as simple as me not being straight. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Where did the pole go... Read that as US beat off Iraq that's the joke... -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Man. If you're going to spend that much time in Photoshop you'd think you could at least level the damned thing. Why is it that Wade always mentions working with his Caterpie and Weedle is the "hardest" and "most exhausting"? ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ I've found 2 Zuni pieces so far. Both of them were breastplates . My exact reaction ... ... Never fit so perfectly It has been re-uploaded several time. I do love it very much though. The reason why I love Anger, Buses, Equality and Silence is because he defends me. I am a gay man and I love how he is defending my right to love so vigorously even if he isn't part of the lgbtq community. Also, the cake analogy. Could well be used more in this context than in its propero. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Two fat guys - one fatter than the other and a dude in a robe.. say hi /u/CreepySmileBot Ah. I see you're one of the toss your teammates to their death types. x2 Why were you looking at animal pornography... Live *Average median*??? ** ** No I couldnt decide so I have both I love the more stripped out racing look with the XS, but the sleek, classy look of the drop top regular. Bleacher Report I think we have two very different definitions of "sexy" here. ‎ I am fucking stopping LA Times on my Nook. Fuck. ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Redditing on my iPad before I sleep ... Which is what I'm doing now World War Fucking stupid government. Almost a second banana for scale there. She does have a baseball name. But she must be adopted because she looks *nothing* like her brothers. I call them "Perfect Tits" He looks like such a stereotypical Jew for some reason. ͡ So....The big wraith doesn't get a camp still huh? ^^^ You use Cetaphil on your labia? Wasn't it all pretty much done by one guy as a Magic card exchange at first? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) No since the accident ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ That mould,make a lot of sense. When ever e call about any complaint they always give,us hbo and......stars bleh stars is horrible, or it was, it's getting a little better > ─┬ノ( ノ) No banana? ಠ_ಠ If it was meant for pics how did you type wtf? As for nice random neckbeards are perving your mother, that's not nice at all. Estland... do you even 90s ?? > The fucking moderators of this subreddit are to be shot at dawn for allowing this drivel to infest my timeline. 78 tweaks? How does your 4 not be slow on iOS 7 I have a 4 too and I have like 30 tweaks and mine crashes into safe mode like almost every day... Single channel memory in a 2.1k build Never failing to creep on my day are ya STOP MAKING ME FEEL OLD! There is evidence to the contrary I'm afraid apart from Gaige is 14 years old... You should sell this to Olivia Wilde ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I have the Preview and it downloaded something last night/this morning. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) This definitely sounds like Gordon College. * * ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Seriously overheard the other day: "Did she finally shelter your meat stick?" ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Yep! We love our weird taco meat. Brains, cheeks, tongue, eyes, etc. That's the good stuff! Be careful, though. If you invade us for any random reason it'll be pretty easy for you to take over our territory, but if you try to take our taquitos by force, you'll regret it... ! I can understand this to a point. I had a player once walk into a room with a chest surrounded by skeletons (non-animated). The first question he asks is "what is the remaining bone marrow density of the body 3rd from the left?" just fight the skull spiders and be done with it. It might also be important to note that this was the group's first time playing and I was pretty much just trying to teach them the basics of combat. Customer folders would be great. Also, it'd be nice if we could hide apps we don't have (redbox ). ###** ** Don't be sorry, stop posting shit. By any chance are you are a Puertorican ent? > 20+(12-2)=30 I'm not OP, but it killed my phone. After installing it my phone got stuck in the black screen with spinning wheel, and after 20 mins I manually turned off and now stuck in boot screen. So may have to restore Matchmaking is fucked up tho, i'm Plat 2, i get matched with people bellow level 30 I think you're talking about Link More like ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Good eye......? Yes, Rand Paul, that's how every country with universal care does it. They have the police break down the doors of doctors' homes and take the doctors to hospitals where they are forced to provide health care at gun point. Yup, that's how it works all right. Just pick up the phone and call any doctor in any country with universal health care to confirm what you're saying. Better yet, bring a bunch of those doctors to the US to testify about their experiences before Congress then offer them asylum in the US and freedom from medical slavery. Economist, Guardian, CNN, NYDailyNews. Hmmm..... Seriously though ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Except the ones someone already tried ┬─┬ノ( ノ) So it's two different species? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I though nobody would talk about that here. But man that baba made me scared ┬─┬ノ( ノ) God damn it. My arms are getting tired. No it is prison wear made popular by rap videos. The friends that injected him with heroin, didn't help him as he OD'd leaving him to die and then posted videos and pictures of his dead body onto facebook? Yeah that's all her sons fault Could not sleep last night. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) What if coincidentally OP had the same rug, skin color, and lighting? ## ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I murder cereal. On a daily basis actually I misread "whackering". ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I didn't mean like that You do not seem to grateful for the effort I put into finding rare pics and taking countless hours sorting through tens of thousands of pics to make compilations. Why are you a mod in the first place? I thought a mod was supposed to be more calm, not to try to piss me off when I didn't do anything too bad. You act as if I was totally clueless and submitted something totally not kpop-related Hey!....no secrets. 15 I fixed a first gen PS3 with a hair dryer. Worked great, for about 8 weeks... ༼ ~~#~~つ ༽~~#~~つ my arms! I have that on my resume... No wonder I'm not getting callbacks ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) Sounds like you... ( )ノ-■-■ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Jesus Christ... I bought about $2000 worth of legos in two weeks. I started and just...couldn't...stop. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Dem side markers ^(*This is just one K away from being a White Supremacy thread...* ) Really? 'Cause *you* were giving me the look that said "hey, what's so wrong with jizz on your cake"? I mean, what else could *possibly* mean except 'who are you to judge my favorite pastimes'? "Unclaimed Territory". le reddit armie attack! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I wish to try this This is creepy ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ this is where we are probably heading ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) As a female knowing there are more "other" shibes than female shibes . I understand the concept of just two sexes can seem gendernormative, but this is about whether or not we allow a new flair that's colored pink! How gendernormative can we get! It all seems slightly silly to me, but it's dogecoin, let's keep it fun. tar -xcvfzqj screw it Can us iPad users get an iPad compatibility section? Theming for the iPad can be pretty tough sometimes Don't ask questions you don't want to know man *shudder* ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I don't think the editor of this article fully understands the meaning of the word 'sibling' ...and the fact that he's from the NY daily news is even worse. Whelp now I'll feel bad about snapping peoples necks And then they filled it with corpses. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Well this fixed my problem Sniffed? Thank god, if billy knew my account OP reposted my original I posted in there and have received no response. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Now we're just waiting on the hentai version. ////\ /\\\\ What's scarier is that, with Seattle's pass rush, they don't even *need* a blitz to get pressure on the quarterback ┬─┬ノ( ノ) True story... Within 24 hours of my iOS game going live some guy comes along with a 1-star and posts this total bs review accusing me of stealing the artwork and ripping off the game??? In reality, nothing remotely like that ever occurred. Turns out it was another game developer. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You should be glad you didn't use the glow in the dark condoms. Trust me. ** ** Damn. Impressive shredding ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I will come back in a year, and if you haven't responded about whether or not you are a pussy magnet then I will pm you a No. NO NO NO Absolutely not I forbid it! How will I feed my family!? Really? USA? India? China? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Kill one man, attempt to kill another. LELI'MGANDHI. They do know they'd hurt themselves this way right ? Please people. Let this fucking meme die! I don't give a flying fuck what you guarantee. It's fucking stupid. yeah i didnt want to sleep anyway You're gonna fuck him up the ass with reddit gold? Damn! Why didn't I think of that? Then why buckle up?! So you...Shared a bed recently? the amount of problems that wouldn't be problems at all if people just minded their own damn business ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Ummm...Wat? Not much use to them after that anyway is it? Unless...Wait a minute...Oh god. But things are going so well with a genicidal, power hungry bigot and a fake progressive who enjoys turning the world into into his own personal 1984. I'm sorry. I love you! # "Where's your car? " ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ I was waiting for the .gif to start, then I noticed it was a picture. This was posted yesterday . ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Really? Is that a reason not to hire someone? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Faileiko "Rules ┬─┬ノ( ノ) After exploring the town... I saw a guy fucking a horse. We got a bad ass over here Actually according to the lawyers and her own parents, she left on her own accord because she didn't want to follow their house rules concerning curfew and chores. She also made false claims she was "abused" when there was no evidence of it whatsoever..She wasn't "kicked" out at all, and in fact her parents are trying to get her to come home and she still doesn't want to. So just in case you aren't aware, in the real world you can't ask to be independent then expect your parents to pay your bills still lol. Also she is the definition of "spoiled" because she doesn't realize what she has, not enough people have two loving parents and a secure place to live in this country and she just doesn't want to hear it...But hey you seem to know more than the judge presiding over the case right? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Stalking much? And no. I like reading /r/Minecraft and participating in discussions. "just Push n' Eat" Bullshit! there is no way that is a console ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Weird, I don't remember making a post in /r/CFB? Well, I wouldn't want to make a response without knowing what I posted so let's see what the contex.... "fungal virus" ** ** If it's a fungus then it's not a virus. What Canadian freedoms ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Body language: if the other party is leaning forward, making eye contact, smiling naturally (crinkly eyes) and involuntarily they're interested. If you're playing eye tag or gesture tag (they turn their body away, you try to scoot around so they're facing you), or if they're fake smiling (lips spread but eyes not crinkly, smile only to acknowledge you but face goes " " in repose) they want you to go away. language patterns: monosyllables, giving the minimum amount of information in answer to a question ("What do you do?" "I'm a marine biologist. ಠ_ಠ" "Do you like it?" "Yes. "), not volunteering information about themselves and not asking you any questions about you="Go away." Asking about you, answering questions in greater detail (especially with subjective details: "I'm going out on my first survey cruise this Monday. SO EXCITED TO COUNT WHALES! :D"), introducing subjects spontaneously="Y HELLO THAR" The hell am I watching ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ My roommate still hasn't taken down the little one she put in the living room. Yesterday a guest cracked a joke about how she might as well just leave it up till next christmas and she agreed. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I'm keeping my extra fever strike then! the market will never see it again ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Don't ban Kassadin they said... We can deal with him they said... Just laneswap against him they said... Just steal his blue they said... Just CC and focus him they said... ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ SK leaves Lee for Diamond... CW leaves Kassadin for Alex... But who will pick Zil? Support carry they said... ... Bjergsen Man... Roccat didn't ban kassawin ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) There were also people who *literally* thought he was justified in beating her because she had pirated a video game, so according to their logic, he was within his rights as a parent to punish his daughter for stealing. Considering how it's a huge event with the entire world watching... the only proper reaction to this reveal is... I have 7 Ds ** ** ~~You flashed yourself? ~~ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) It looks like you're giving birth to flappy bird I'm not sure anybody who posts in dedicated Angie Verona subreddits is in any position to toss barbs Actually not. Muslims are the worst of the bunch. I know you won't believe this, but that didn't really happen. "My Friend" who ya kiddin' OP ? ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I had a guest request a "dinosaur drawn with a bow tie". They said they request it whenever they travel and I was the first to fulfill the request. I didn't even get a TripAdvisor out of it More TOs than FGs..... I clicked and got TTOTM Fucked up! See words can Secundo la moción por un stream con comentarista decente. Me cagan los de Univisión/Telemundo ("seeeee laaaaa peeeeerdddiooooooo!" ) Every damn time . Me neither, but hey type immunity is still type immunity? I don't breed for what I need anymore, I breed because 800 hours later it's ingrained in my mind whenever I'm bored the instinct to get on my bike and repeatedly run circles in Luminose. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Aaaaaand I'm going to hell A lot of women I know ಠ_ಠ The same kind who have banned the word "fart" in their house but let their kids younger play COD That makes sens-- oh. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ [ only active characters can be played] I can vouch that this story is true Looks fantastic. Gotta love good wood. If you're really dead, how did you hit the submit button? ...I mean...where do you think that mindset came from? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) "Tasty" Sorry, you said someone *wanted* Windows 8?... your story's full of holes, man. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) My eyes! Is that Zoe De Chanelle, Katy Perry, or Carly Rae Jephsen? >They boil the water for their tea....In the microwave. This is not WTF. Serves you right for eating chicken at a pizza hut Those two are definitely not in the same category. ...Did you read my whole comment? That font though... Cuz Rukia's a beast, how dare you ask such a question when you already know the answer Why would you possibly look there? Watch out Carol. We must call Joey! ノ( ノ ) Your getting Married! I said turn it off. Bro, do you even read? ノ(ಠ_ಠノ )LOWER YOUR VOLUME ノ( ノ) (Replaced my black housing as it was bent from me sitting on my phone ) Next video you'll have to teach how to open the Q menu. I like Hydro Pump to deal with Rock types too...*Stone Edge* You are facing Koga and you only have charmeleon Depends on where you are. Or until you have a hard-to-diagnose health issue. Bloody hell. Purple! Yeah i wonder what that could be Eskom site hasn't worked for me all day. It thinks I'm in Thabazimbi. Why did I read that as cat?! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) but... it is a joke... ლ( ლ) Do any of the girls in the picture look legal to you? No, I have never looked at UK highway code before. We don't have markings like that in America. I saw you on Oahu eating some lunch at Turtle Bay Resort just about a week ago. I didn't come up and say anything, but, I watched you San Francisco is the *worst* about this...especially at Moscone. We're a small crew with only a few cases and a short timeline. We can't be waiting around 7 hours for you union fucktards to move our cases from the curb to our broadcast area. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I'm 6'7" I jumped... I've opened 5-6 crates now and I have yet to get anything worth over a dollar. So I just sell my crates for cents. Yes... what else would we watch on the internet... ? So *that's* what was in the briefcase. Skeet....shooting? Huh. I've never seen the stern face before you mentionned it. I'd thought people would be more likely to use this on reddit, though I admit it's a bit longer to do copy-paste the look of disapproval than typing two T's ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You are not Nigel Burke... Shouldn't be wasting those 10 hours sleeping then should he. Don't ask why I know its 10 hours ( ) You evil Bastard ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Dat url. ^ listening to some kinda wizard, "Yo, how can you like dubstep?" Why did you suddenly reply a serious huge reply that looks like you just came up with a reason at that point right after just admitting to openly stalking a dude wat . Kind of sad cause hoped to end this in a good note where we leave as bestest buddies giggling over a marshmallow. Not a raise if it's worse. How would he know how flexible her throat was in the first place? Not me, I read it, then did a double take, then read it again. Upon the second read-through I was doing this ┬─┬ノ( ノ) IIRC, his stream title was almost exactly the same when he started playing support and they shitcanned Zekent. ^It's^not^just^for^funzies ^ It's kinda hipster But I liked it I said NO! (╯ )╯彡 ┻━┻ What's that face for ALL RIGHT GUYS,AIN'T WORTH IT!! haha i saw that too! but wasnt sure whose side it is on ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) #1 is school?... ‎ im so sorry....are you...ok? That dust filter. Good Fucking Gluttony NO NO NO Yeah, as soon as they talked about going into a basement-level of a building in Akihabara I was like I could have sworn they were yelling for Commander Chakotay… I think I only understood every 4th word her husband wrote. Fear of not sleeping and a high tolerance to ambien... If cena becomes nxt champion...... Seconds before the cops came and ruined our fun ┬─┬ノ( ノ) It also says some pretty negative things about bacon because *nobody* else does that. only Apple. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) **ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ** Oh yes..I was participating in a um..what do you call it.."Extra Curricular Activity".. Not sure if ladyboy I was so pissed. Tice talked about becoming a defense team and how they were gonna change their style....then passed on Ware and Merriman so he could draft the fastest 40 time...because that's all you need to replace Moss...a 40 time. wat Why Not a good time for a double minor ;-; it was my bday today wish I could have found u I just got on reddit, and I'm already done for the night. ( ) I'm only on the 3rd season... ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴋᴜʜɴɢᴇʀs ᴛᴏ ʜᴀʟғ ᴍᴀsᴛ ノ( ノ) Yeah, fuck all those Jews and their "mistake." The mini was great. Look at how ideas from the mini went back into making the full sized version awesome. If only I didn't drop $800 on an iPad a in October 2012. Sure... I'm on to you Steve. Well that escalated quickly! The discovery of milk. Like.. What the fuck were they doing with that cow and WHY did they drink the warm white stuff that came out? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Or the guards just take all the marshmallows out. That's a new one I think this is the appropriate place for thanking you for my first Antagonist run on Digistruct Peak. Did the OP2 to OP3 with it and the leg. Cat COM and it was a delight in comparison with Bee runs. My Bee still wrecks everything (I got new ones every other Level, so now I have a collection from 50-OP2), but it is very stressful and unreliable. Now I need to get better SMGs for the next run. (A shame, that the most used SMG on my run was an OP1Bitch... Not farming this one! ) Thank you Too shopped. That is fucking horrifying!!! Just like the American version of shameless. She still looks better with long hair though I reckon... Not a fan of the short hair. It shows up if you don't have any, and if it happens, its a bug not a glitch ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Yo mama is Homer Simpson I do this exact same thing. Their arguments summed up is "PC Hard, Mac Easy" ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Yes.. Coach Just copy paste Hang on to this one he's clearly a keeper Paper cut He's been doing it for a while now :( :| :( :).... Thin privilege is having Type 1 Beetus. Reposting your own OC?!?! I... I'm not sure whether to call social services or not. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That was not what I wanted to hear. redditor for 2 years.... Badass dude! ಠ_ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Always happy to.....see you ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Dear lord those flex kills. You can opt out and/or disable the advertisements ( ) Crap I'm doing an internship with zebrafish and I'm in competition with other students to do a PhD thesis As a mod from /r/bass, I'm obligated to emote ......┌( )┘ >I'm in competition with other students to do a PhD thesis Kissing cousins Oh, that pasta tax. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Explain ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You should see some of the other shit I'm wearing in the rest of the pictures. Uniqlo is all Japanese fashion, so they have a unique taste. You. . sharted? Bad counters, ignorant people, and people who don't know that a theatre is a boundary. I would say "So I can speak in German to people who may not necessarily speak English!" That's probably one of my biggest gripes with the game. Starting out I realize I'm low on food only to find a single house hoarding half of the supplies. Good plan, wait till your official grades are completely fucked before you do anything... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I bet some mod is behind this. Goddamn mods. Hey lol. I'm still hip, I ain't no jive turkey. Haha I'm 31 ... Yeah, but I am getting pretty damn tired of all the little kids running around the dog park. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Her ampersands are backwards. A full glass of whiskey is gonna need more than skill -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Oh no you don't, you rework that comment until it's a pun. Than you can leave. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ლ( ლ) What's the big tub of Vaseline for?... Engineering is beautiful all the time, motherfucker. Thanks boff... I never thought I would see Salmons throw a lob to Patterson ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I know right? ლ( ლ) Interesting... Tell me more ノ(ಠ_ಠノ )LOWER YOUR VOLUME ノ( ノ) 46* and sunny today in Rochester NY back to 30 and snow tomorrow Goodrx.com you can get klonopin from Walmart for 9 dollars. Stop overpaying! I-ati dat omului downvote pentru "la multi ani"? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You can't just say you own a cat; the cat owns you. ಠ‿ಠ ( ) So that's how you lure kids in there........ First Tanyu is all O.O and then she is all at Issen for ruining the mood. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I used to work for a major retailer. I applied for a promotion. Everyone said I was a shoe in. The job was given to a coworker with less experience. I was asked to train him for the position. When I inquired (politely) as to why I was passed up, I was told "He just got married and has a wife to support." My response: "I have cats to feed, and they can't get fucking jobs." I quit three months later upon graduating. I considered staying on, even after graduation because I actually enjoyed retail. However, it was clear that my talents had little merit in a good ole boy system. There was actually a class action suit, but I figured it was pointless. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) "Three to four *months*?!" "Forget that, we'll ask Asumizu or Mitsu." Tanyu finds a bottle of sake and chugs it. Ouch! The one I know has THREE purple hearts. One of which he gave to a girl one time. It's called a necropsy when performed on an animal. IP. Nao I have the exact same Carbink! But...sturdy. Reminds me of that blonde who wondered if dogs have brains. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You have a point, bitches DO indeed love duals... Non-aligned, inconsistent pixel sizes... Oh crap. I searched too. > Wing failure? Total speculation. Didn't Malaysian Air have a 777 that hit another jet on a runway? I sure hope this was not the same repaired plane ┬─┬ノ( ノ) It's a European shoulder bag. "Dude! You didn't even block the name... OH! Oh..." So I picked up Duolingo German about 3 days ago...and then I see this ...... I'm being all serious. Telepathic thought projection, duh. *fucking* one of these ┬─┬ノ( ノ) *should have. Where is the Blue Chip Sad day indeed! I got that dreaded email last night and was upset but not surprised in the slighest. The powers that be can't stop the creation of new coins but they sure as hell are gonna try to prevent people from using them Anyone know if there is a chance they'll move their servers to Singapore or some other country that doesn't give a shit? Anyone know of any alternates to coinpayments.net? The link's name disturbs me. Now i am going to pay attention more to the blades and probably never see a damn thing. Is that a vagina-weed-leaf-fire tattoo? ლ( ლ) y u no rls date You 'keep her bad at blowjobs'..? TIL that I was born in a country with an 80%+ circumcision rate...but am instead part of the <20%. You don't just have a different opinion that occasionally comes up. Almost 2/3rds of the your comments are related to topics like is. I suspect the only reason you comment on anything else is to fake credibility as a general user. And the fact that otherwise dead threads suddenly have a surge in down votes? That's not suspicious at all. Dude in the Adidas shirt is like She's held together by her innards Too lazy to finish your own post, in which you specifically said don't be lazy Je te méprise avec ma tête Dude, stop being such a . . . pussy . . . Chris Roberts did a panel at it last year, you fool So you probably still don't know what reddit stands for .. At least you live up to your name wtf with the related video. So Bitcoin is just digital money that has an infinite source? I don't understand a lot of this but I'm slowing getting it. Also my shit doesn't appear to be syncing and It's been going for about 20-30 minutes   Her face is very unsettling, , very good loop though. Mebbe. Potatoes have a bad rep? They are taking out CAPS lock on keyboards now? What the hell for? There should be a /r/NotWtfButim14andIWantKarma ### Remember, conditioner is an unnecessary money sink created by American corporations i'm not an alcoholic but my shrink, my therapist, my old boss, my friends, my mom and my sister think so for some reason Do girls actually "msg you dat ass?" I'm pretty new driving for all these rideshares. Guess I'm a triple fister ( )? I've been driving Uberx, Sidecar, and Lyft today. I got 2 Sidecar runs, both say: $27.00 Processing. Hopefully that money finds it's way into my back account sometime. I would rape to have what you have What's even weirder is that some girls' hymens never tear, just stretch out and loosen. There must be girls out there who think that if they just take it slowly and are careful to never tear their hymen, they'll never get pregnant How would one google his name if they don't know who it is ? On what? Pain resistance Well, we have 1 person saying that it worked for their stream, and 2 other people that say it doesn't. WTH. i'm confused. like it goes into itself like a camera lense . or a photographic penis memory? This was the guy with sharks fin to win votes right? *cancel trip to Astralia* This rig made me La fin justifie les moyens, right? More fool them for sitting there and letting it happen! Takes two to make a doormat, one to lie on the floor, and the other to walk all over them ᕕ( )ᕗ Give her some meth you crazy Americans So you're even more of a karma whore for not only jacking other people's posts but the post's title too...cool story bro ༼ つ ༽つ (☞ )☞ ᕕ( )ᕗ ┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ) *oh no...* That poster Work hard for you? How is that supposed to make him independent? Are you sure about "not one week of use" because in the video those keys look already faded. Soooo yawppp! ☜( ☜) A brick of .22lr Yucky Sounds like BPD. Well, that escalated quickly.... So would I Happened to me at a camera monitored intersection. Guy honking was a cop >3DS: Doesn't get more "bro" than that. ....he? Yeah, no I got it. not sure if really good use of 'crying out loud' or not ノ( ノ) why? because he's African American? ### Thanks for the suggestions Well done ^ Ya, that hasn't caused any issues at all. nice name OP 3 pop-ups? You hurt Paille Well, thanks for proving what I said then. Wellness teacher, "Don't eat baked potatoes, watermelon or rice cakes because their glycemic index is too high" .... Is that really a subreddit? Thinks nail polish spoils & has to be shiny... Is it bad that I saw this on ifunny before seeing it here? I have the opposite problem as you - bought on iPad but would also like to watch on my android phone. The app has a link to create and login to an AFL account that will supposedly allow you to watch from multiple devices using one subscription, but the register link currently just goes to a coming soon page Um, nutty... I've never said this before, but: omg poor bastard!!!! Sounds about right. These kinds of songs tend to make me shut up and stare at the worship leader balefully in my best imitation of . I guess "hypnotised" is one way to look at it. I have VZW and I'm 31 seconds behind. Is #8 what it looks like? When does the narwhal bacon? (P.S. the answer is midnight, you have been meme'd ) Sucks that they live and are not in the next season I can't and won't say this comic had a good plot... I'm surprised your dad didn't take the guy out to the woods for some "parental justice" Shittypants "Faps" McGee strikes again! They could treat melee like all their other beloved classics and give it a proper HD re-release. The fans want to stream. So why not implement such a feature on their own networks and make it official? But that's too new for them. They don't know about all this new fangled technology. They're just a video game company. /r/im14andthisisfunny *** *** I knew a guy called Gary Fishoil. It worked *once* for me. Now it just searches Google for "what's up". I once had a group of guys serenade me (well, attempt to, anyways) with that song in a church van on the way to a big music festival. They couldn't remember how to spell Albuquerque, so they kept starting over. Dat muzzle discipline.... Also went to Herndon. I had a certain unnamed science teacher tell our class that fossils and other similar scientific discoveries were just ways that God confuses people to keep us in our place. No I don't even have my Umbreon flair yet! Besides...this isn't a digimon subreddit ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ The front page is a conspiracy. There never was a front page. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Once again, timeless logical social policies given unto us by the all mighty creator of the universe. Nothing. Absolutely nothing. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I do... Oh my goodness, failed at trying not to laugh at 4AM...> because if one of them even catches a glimpse of life inside they completely lose their shit trying to get your attention (shouting through the mail slot that's a foot off the ground, really?). Madara Uchiha vs Wonder Woman ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I have been traveling for nearly 8 months and Australians and Kiwis are some of the only people who get playful banter. An English chick tried to have a go at an Aussie I met for using the word darling the other day, apparently it's offensive, condescending and used only by parents when a child is not feeling well ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Clear your browser history.... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) For some reason I can't see the rip effect Always wanted this tweak I'm testing it out on my air so far it keeps fluctuating 11 hours to 12 hours but that's cool i'm guessing it's doing it because of my use ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Says the 15 year old virgin I have the same issue with my dog, he thinks he's so sly.. A few web sights recommend using those plastic carpet runners with the spiky grabbers on he bottom that are sold at office supply stores, flipped over on the spikes side, laid down on the sofa or wherever you don't want your fur beast to lay. Unfortunately my beast buddy completely annihilated my leather sofa before this bit of info found my eyes soooo... Good luck! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) But giving one to yourself is overrated. Not worth the back pain. > Don't forget the miles of traffic either. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) > *Minnesota...* Lemme just put that into your account and.... *It's gone!* mmm I got a big ol Half last night I'm gonna destroy when I get off work Why are you getting upvotes for bragging about your ignor...oh wait it's the internet. oh.. Är det inte du som blir 20% större varje år då? Is that right? ಠ_ಠ STOP POOPING IN THE SHOWER Dead rising 3, Forza, battlefield, and lego marvel are far from terrible man ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ^Shhhhhhhh. ^They'll ^try ^to ^take ^him ^again. ^ It's my method of making fun of the people with usernames like XxSWAGYOLO420xX Pretty easy tactic to Four kings is to wear stone armor and then just basically hit them in the face. Ornstein and Smough where bitches though The peanut butter ones are the shit.. Occasionally I will sit down with a glass of milk and tank a new package of them ┬─┬ノ( ノ) sperm... Well, that's a letdown. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I'm actually full blood Canadian, moved to Corona, CA from Newfoundland. Then I moved to Maryland about 10 years ago. Yes, I know that it is the U.K. Flag, I have a Canadian flag in my room too, along with a few others. Do you not believe me or something? Yes, your wiki link is proof. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Sjokz must be real wet now. I went to visit my good friend when she had started labor with her first child and I stepped out of the room for her privacy when they wanted to check how dilated she was. The lady is like "You should stay for the delivery, it will be good birth control!" then I mentioned I didn't need that since I totally never want to go through "all this" as in being in the labor and delivery ward. She basically just gave me the face and then went back to what she was doing. ...is that *interlacing* in #2 and #5? This is actually kind of fucked up... ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Yes? faceplox sizzle tit ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ nicemaymay ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Ugh... People were doing this in my chemistry class at school. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Don't you dare un flip my table. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I see no problem here. saskjobs.ca, wowjobs.ca, saskatoonjobshop.ca, bhp, agrium, siga, sasktel, kijiji, shaw, shit kid... even craigslist. Sounds like you're not applying yourself. (( You shush now.)) I didn't miss it I'm just not going to point myself out It's extremely depressing. Especially when you post the lowest score at the turn for a tourny and finish outside the top 10 *"Tone Muscles"*... She checked His silence was a flat circle I DID get on your realm ( ) ( )ノ-■-■ broken arms Garnier oxidized on me, too. It was also tacky to the touch and just sat in my pores Are you native Deso...nian? Cause I'm trying to get to the main from overflow for past 3 days and seems that only working way is through the last solo instance, around 3:00 in the morning ... As an Aspie, I am disappointed to notice how low the world has fallen in regards to worldviews on persons within the spectrum. I'm guessing you're from the west coast of Canada? Yeah. DNA. Who knew. ┌( )┘ Well she does have the biggest........ *^^MaKBooBs* Fuck... I'm in the middle of live lines but on grand ave! ** ** The question asked if it lowers power usage, and you said yes ( ) semen... ZOMG Zoe WTF, amirite?! Didn't even know it was being filmed here. When was this and where? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Except your behind the wheel of a car, and that my friend is still illegal I heard some incredible bullshit lines from different Russians claiming they had no idea who those soldiers were or that Russian uniforms are easy to come by!!! What the fuck, they just went full on 1984, y'all. literally fucking insane.... -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Mine just sits at attempting connection Yeah like oddly so...I'm curios as to the context behind this . -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) No I don't give happy endings ༼ ◕_◕ ༽つ ︵ ◓ ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I'm so glad I'm not the only one who had a feeling of déjà vu with this story! I was reading it thinking 'I SWEAR I've seen this before... ' Sorry but what's that song called? It's on the tip of my tongue wat srsly. Is it using a segway motor? I'd offer to watch it with you but That's it! Fuck that, man!! "Increases risk your family will kill themselves and friends" My favorite is "the government is adding toxic chemicals to vaccines to give you cancer." ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Damn, I wasn't the only one who watched it high You shouldn't be causing your mother to moan I have had Americans ask me if we use American dollars down under. Wasn't sure what to say ᕕ( )ᕗ Educated? You mean like someone who reads comments before they post them? I am pretty sure you meant unless not bless. You are such a bastion of intelligence > And English in England,....no wait,...shit, I fucked up the joke....and Spanish in,...no that's just as bad. ლ( ლ) that's it put em up. Oh man I think it's a tie between not knowing Adolf Hitler's last name (she thought his first name was Hitler) or not knowing who Picasso was. They're both from the same college classmate who was a design and illustration major. Um...the biggest competitor to the petrodollar would be the yuan. They are hoarding gold along Making a deal with Russia for all their oil. The euro is a joke right now. I went to the movies with a group of friends once and saw "The Sum of All Fears" - the movie with Ben Affleck about the nuclear bomb threat at a Baltimore Stadium and when they left, one of my friends said in a serious tone "Wow...so was that like...based on a true story?" 5k = free. Sa continuam sa le dam atentie, mai ales ca oamenii astia nu's platiti din audiente. College students do that too in a last ditch effort Most recent one was from a friend who said Dolphins are smarter than humans, i say "Wtf are you talking about, if they are, then why aren't they ruling this planet right now" He says because they're stuck in water. So...does that mean you swallow it? Our kids will consider that small Puts on massive lift and tires, still uses tow hook What the hell kind of 12 year olds do you hang out with? Yeah cause he is a jerk. (In all honestly I don't know anything about him.... ) In my color theory class a girl was telling me how mad she was that her teacher said that creationism is completely bonk and then she went on to say that evolution isn't even sound because they found pig bones in Lucy. To which I asked what do you mean pig bones? She insisted that some of the bones that made up Lucy were pig bones which makes all of evolution bullshit and creationism plausible. I knew better to keep my mouth shut but like Met this cool seeming girl in an online game through another friend. I can't remember his name, but I remember the start of his name had 'gook' in it. Both of these people were american and I'm canadian. We were waiting to start the next game so I said on voice chat **"we're just waiting on Gook"**, she said **"PLEASE don't use that word, he's black and that is a racist thing to call black people"**. After doing on of these: I said **"Um, I'm pretty sure that is a term Americans used to call people from the Vietnamese war or something"** to which she replied snidely **"Uh, no. It's racist towards black people, maybe it's different in Canada, but here in American it's not used that way. Maybe you should take a history lesson"**. I honestly didn't know what to say. Please tell us about the thing you learnt to do to yourself. goddamn dude So ... you started this and contributed $5. That's commitment! The vending machines at my work take credit card ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Just a side note, but these Arrowhead Pride updates on Facebook are about to make me lose my shit. "Would you try to sign him?" *picture of Darrelle Revis* Ass water can be made. Making a pot right now. My belly hurts Thunderella.... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You left a close parenthesis at the end of your title... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) 90 points... me banearon, y yo que pensaba que los mods no tenian sentido del humor Edibles make me . "You would be the *perfect* woman if I thought of you as one." ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Video player without madVR? What kind of software dev are you. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That is what I would recommend at this point. The USB risers sure do look nice and allow you to spread things out! I wish mine worked YOU LEAVE HIM ALONE I don't carrot all. They are still damn delicious and I have damn good eyes Yea, I'm a troll ┌( )┘ "filed tax returns"? wouldn't that be next year? Since Banished takes place in Europe, as far as I can tell, it's probably druids. Those damn druids. Your username I got this, me - Eh, close enough... ...and no bog roll to fucking wipe . Buy a new king pin There was Viagra involved, so it seems he got to do at least some of the pitching. Let's hope he got to do all or else it's not okay jesus christ that was close... Gon Status: /10 (( y u do dis?)) *you've seen :) :) :) :) :3 :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) My mom chaperoned because it was my first date, and the guy I was with tried to make out with me in the theater. I was like "No." ┬─┬ノ( ノ) And this attitude right here is how they got their foot in the door. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Just read that entire thing with the song playing in my head... I hate cats. Manectric I can add for later, but I'm not adding a league flair lol. 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What kind of kinky things my boyfriend is into. I wasn't expecting him to tell me he used to put dildos up his ass. Goans are rowdies ? As an Asian-American, Or... There is no smell, she's just giving birth ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I see what you did there... Are you Batman ? Back when blockbuster still had stores I rented a copy of soul reaver 2 that ended up not being soul reaver 2 but was actually a cleverly disguised granny porn with a soul reaver 2 label glued over the disc. Yeah.. that sounds quite familiar, hah. Her family is.. well let's just say they turned a blind eye towards all the very worst sorts of abuse I knew she was having a shit time of things, stuck living in a ghetto slum / crack-house above a basement bar, she still kept all her shit to herself, didn't bitch about more than the insane neighbors. Then one day it was "yeah, I got roofie'd and raped, so that sucked." and I was "greyhound ticket, here is $230, get here, *Now*." She's 5'10-11, an inch shorter than me, and when she got off that bus she was about 70lbs. Fairly sure we saved a life there with the all-you-can-eat + free rent till you find your feet. It is then I get to my bed and bam, I feel so anxious and I'm up for the next three hours worrying about stuff I don't need to worry about. I once worried about if I should get a glass of water or not for TWO hours. And I woke up pissed due to the fact that I didn't get water and the fact that of I had gotten water I could've drank it. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That's the point though, isn't it? He is anti-gun...so he can't be caught carrying...but, he's rich and can just have armed security, so he doesn't look like a hypocrite . An explosion launching a guys body and decapitating him, or a guy who was bifurcated, yet still alive so he was still screaming... I've *seen* some stuff..... ...... What about you ?? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) we are from beirut, shoots at like 4 locations come on guys i'm all in for this but there are more sides to the city than four fucking locations. Fellow brother over on the red line here... can confirm, if anyone ever heard what we talk about while in the rig... Is my screen glitching out or does Lazorgatr have a nipple? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) It's funny because it's true ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) It was from Tumblr Because the only point in keeping yourself clean is a girlfriend. Sounds to me like she's bored and trying pushing the boundaries of the relationship to breaking point, sorry if I'm wrong but coming from a dude who has not slept around despite being virtually sexless for 4 years this isn't good enough (and drunk on many occasions). I hope u find someone who can respect you, "mistakes" happen but that's a deal breaker IMO And teachers One of those pictures, it looks like the guy doesn't even have pants on. Not all of us ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Because there's no way in frickin hell someone ain't freacked the shit out of it. I've watched it, oh I dont know how many times, still makes me laugh so hard I die, then it becomes very, very, very unpleasant Freddi Fish I think it might just be a generational thing. As in, it's not *wrong* it just gets a . Smoke free. Downloaded it couple weeks ago and haven't smoked one since then because doing challenges and getting badges is fucking awesome Uh, what? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) In a good or a bad way? they'll even show cum ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) ( )ノ-■-■ how deep does this go "friends" I wasn't Suuuuuuuuure... The authorities have been contacted ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Well damn. Guess ill just fap to one of the others.... YOU LEAVE HIM ALONE Why do I have a boner? Added rest of the photos, thanks for reading that I was going to post them later. >thanks for reading that I was going to post them later. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That would be not be awesome for us though Crazy?! Crazy was buying both their jerseys .....   plz explain > ノ(ಠ_ಠノ )LOWER YOUR DONGERSノ( ノ) Wat 20Euro is to much for 5 cans try to live in Norway approx 9 euro a can >.< My dick thinks otherwise TIL I'm as old as the world wide web The back end Every time there's a comment about Dr. Who, somebody says something along the lines of this. How do I know you're not one of the crazies? Eww, everyone's been in Poland... I bet they didn't even use protection. Wow ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) And why wasn't it like that before you discovered the RES feature? Wow, that's completely ridiculous and unsurprising at the same time ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ᕕ( )ᕗ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) some of those moms are doing youtube videos on how to breastfeed them bitches got some big titties dawg ヽ༼ಠ_ಠ༽ﾉヽ༼ಠ_ಠ༽ﾉヽ༼ಠ_ಠ༽ﾉヽ༼ಠ_ಠ༽ﾉYOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD SHITLORDヽ༼ಠ_ಠ༽ﾉヽ༼ಠ_ಠ༽ﾉヽ༼ಠ_ಠ༽ﾉヽ༼ ༽ﾉ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) >Why am I putting up with this shit Around 9000~ or so trying to breed a shiny ralts ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ( )³ what the fuck does an Italian musician have to do with what the English word "noise" means holy shit how are you this dumb. Is this some misguided attempt to pretend like the word "noise" exclusively refers to the broad category of music? even though that given the context of your idiotic comment ("rap is just talking over noise") made it extremely clear that this conversation has nothing to do with the musical label (no one would make the mistake of calling all rap beats Noise music). and even though it was clear what definition of "noise" was being used in the comment you made NO effort to signal that you randomly decided to start talking about the music label. but congrats dude you got to show off the fact that you listen to le epic Noise johnra. wow you listen to le merzbow and le throbbing gristle. you must be cool xDDD ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) If it's not Quilton or Charmin Ultra-Soft.. > ┬─┬ノ( ノ) meat ┬─┬ノ( ノ) CHEATER! I don't even have words for this. I just.... 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He didn't look like a Girl Scout You.. just randomly think about Millbee's UHC kill? Still waiting. Shame on you. I never noticed that until just now. ( ) > Waitwaitwait, 'all-knowing deity' has a reason to wipe out 'evil societies'? Like, even the infants? For that matter, if we're talking about a deity active enough to wipe out entire peoples AND be all-knowing, and is concerned with 'salvation of all peoples', couldn't this same god use their omniscience to selectively take out the folks leading the society down the wrong path? No wiping out of entire civilizations needed. ITT: op's low level opinions... Downvotes... Downvotes everywhere "Video not available in your country".... I live in fucking Holland "Fortunately, we were not able to find any results. " You wear a lot of make up while you sleep ┬─┬ノ( ノ) We should have better, ffs: we're celebrating the last int^al game of BOD Almighty here, ffs. Srs bsnss, unlike dumping fluorescein in rivers. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Dem Maknoon x MonteCristo flirts tho ### Yeah, fuck that guy for having an opinion other than yours Everyone is so concerned with Andy dick that they seem to be missing Jesse Pinkman in the background Dispel ┬─┬ノ( ノ) eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ( ) That's "Ser" Bron to you m8 Do not remove my rip line... I know this is usually your line, but ‎ Tyckte mig se han stå bakom en av piketbussarna imorse > Wait.. i thought this whole time he was a yordle *Real* mermaids Nor I you. not this. the parent. 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Are you really this humourless? Are you really this humourless? Not a good time to take a penalty Burnsie Not at all what he was saying. Why the fuck everytime they do a restock, I'm nowhere near my computer > Woke up on a couch in an apartment that was a mirror image of my own -- but not mine. Turned out to be my neighbor's apartment... They were as confused as I was. you're not OP Basically you just don't like the look of iOS ( ) Try finding drivers for a raid controller from a company that went out of business 10 years ago ...yeah, I probably should've listened to /u/RunsorHits Not so fun when they keep knocking my frags over. Now every time I go there I am going to think of this ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) The nearest is a 3.5-4hr drive from here. wat You don't want to know. ** ** Right so now the power is even more in the corporations and not invested back into the people. What the fuck is that shit? jesus stalks my mother? That's dumb -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Ya can we have that wallpaper.. Fuck, I was expecting tits... That's... That's just... What the fuck. ** ** Strange... Normally /u/CreepySmileBot would be here by now. Blocked in Canada and trolled by the error message. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Oh hello upstairs neighbors who bang on the floor and complain about our bass when I can barely even hear it myself ლ( ლ) You can't tell us a story like that without showing us a picture of the duck with it's prosthetic bill! So I had a one nigth stand with this hot Spanish chick. We fooled around in different positions and ended up with her on top. It slipped out once or twice and then, on the third time, she was feeling insecure about it and whispered "It's too small!". For a millisecond, I was like . But from her embarrassed face I immediatelly saw that she realized what a frog she had let out from her mouth, so I just proceeding like I hadn't heard it. In my head though, I busted out laughing! 'Your eyes confuse me and make me want to poop.' I just wanted to let people know that I'm here, and alive. I was pretty messed up emotionally the other night. Went over a line I haven't crossed in quite sometime. I'm not sure what I'm gonna do next, but I'm not planning on doing anything rash. ...steak doesn't make you fat That's... assault. Sanitary. Bermuda trapezoid What the actual fuck Anyone wanna play these games with me today? ノ(ಠ_ಠ)ノ Lower your llamas ノ( )ノ Because copyrighting something is such an effective way of preventing people from posting it on youtube ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ fuck you! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) /r/confusedboners ┬─┬ノ( ノ) > omg what's that in her armpit I read that as 8 or 9 OPs... .......Come back. I have unfinished business with you ( ) Is just me or their articles about new series contains same informations... I read ass for some reason As someone who is traveling to Russia in a couple hours. All I can say is shit. People are taking money in my name? The upside down one looks like a scared snail ᕕ( )ᕗ I went to visit a client the other day in Idaho, and the secretary asked me about why I believe in evolution if humans haven't changed in the past couple hundred years. Does someone have a link to an actual article on this? Why is an 8 year old unattended, where is the parent/guardian? Why does an 8 year old have an iPad? Why is an 8 year old unattended **with** an ipad? Scrambled? Kids in the sandbox I agree. Or people who use OCD as an adjective... Especially over something as trivial as you said: "I'm kind of OCD, so I like my work area to be clean" ( ) By the Goddess, the old Scorpions were a bloody nightmare. I was like hahaha until someone mentioned that it was only 231 days... I had more time /played in WoW. Fuck that torso sitting in the jail cell after ruin sentinels. Fuck him in the fucking butt. Same here! About the sleeping, I mean. Had a huge week of work and little sleep, so finally have a night off yesterday and what happens? Couldn't sleep til 3. Now it's off to work again A school where the government funds our Internet ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ... that's almost everyone in tf2 pubs man, and defiantly not a reason to think a class is stupid. Don't hate a class because it is harder to be a team player as it... Also, apologies for the missing coma, I know it's quite the travesty Email seems legit. The wiki says Ezel's title is the Child Slicer. Double ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I need Puns... ﾉ ...lots of puns.. He wanted more than a kiss ┬─┬ノ( ノ) My god, can you imagine the smell if this were real? What do you think Case and point: Insidious > Who told you the sting doesn't hurt much. I'm an FBI agent, send me all your info, name, number, address, social security number, bank account info, etc. I'll set up a sting operation! Because that's what the forwards need, things made easier for them I live by Maple Shade I'm such a dick ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ~~ ~~ Those headlights. Stuff like that would be great. I would get all the people i know to play, by force All those scooters Amazing! But first test flight on a residential road Bad dragon. Did he rhyme 'Atlantic' with 'Atlantic'? Smooth ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) <(YOU STAY HERE NOW.) Ordering **him** to squirt. How about a fucking "Clear All" notification button You sign out of reddit fuck yo couch !!! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Que se la "tragarian" Blood and Xmithie used to duoqueue together a lot before Blood was released from XDG and the roleswap reversal. Zuna usually duos with Sheep whenever he plays soloqueue, however Zuna rarely plays soloqueue (whether alone or duo'd). I don't think I've ever heard someone say that. Miley fucking Cyrus. passion of the christ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Let's go. ☜( ☜) ლ( ლ) Yeah, but they're on the outside ...and now bicyclists are no longer taken seriously in your town. He owns toe socks as well I've been wanting MonoBar to update too. I've go the icon thingy for tethering. There is a flex tweak that completely gets rid of it I'm using until something gets updated or is released. Ain't none of y'all followed me, but like two of you. I'm disappointed in all y'all. Shits getting weird in the NFC north . Can you back story to his weirdness? At 14:20 mark he should have been eaten by the chomper.... I think it must be a mix of both skill and the other teams ability to play I haven't seen that episode yet but DEAR GOD Anything that is fun is usually illegal or 'bad for you'... Dat 600 pennies the iconic electric **mouse** ?? ಠ_ಠ What bums me is that Elsa is a brunette . Come on, it's not hard to dye her hair. Omg! I would run! Why is he sizing up her "birthing hips"? Zomg! It's like opening with "I want you to have my babies." no creeper, STAHP. from cleaning? Up to 24 months is acceptable, but it's typical you stop around 18. Some, however, give their child's age in months as long as they can keep track It's called tripping > I'm not clicking that Had to check your flair and the match thread because we have been saying the same thing all year. In my hometown, ours became a video rental place . Not a chain, an independent one. It's not a rural area, I can't even comprehend, I've never seen a single car parked there. 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U win. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) THE FK IS UR DEAL OP THE FK IS UR DEAL OP ┬─┬ノ( ノ) orly Do I know you > ( )[link] ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Things should never spit if you stroke them lovingly enough ಠ_ಠ I thought that was an Adult-GIF of Brent Rambo Back in And I'm just here thinking I either need to watch more TV to get these references, or just make this face and move on: ლ( ლ) You can't trade potatoes Thought that said milk porn for a second Yeah but...they were Iranian pilots. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) 'Hungry Hippo' This is a turrible confession. It's not even that uncommon. I know plenty of girls that do this, single and in relationships. I have lots of moles. No one fucks them though I meant **has** potential, it didn't go anywhere. ლ( ლ) My favorite character must be seven of nine ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Haha idc I just want a shiny Shinx. Why are you using Chansey as a physical wall. You work in a hotel room? Every freaking thread goddamnit all. Stupid crits ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I just looked through my message history and have no history of PMing with you. My account is only 8 months old and my messages go back 6 months, so if we messaged before then I apologize for forgetting, but I don't recall any distinctive interactions with you on the sub since then. The cat's face: He also has gifs of people peeing on other people, orgy style. i got lucky on the price today [game was at noon, on a saturday, vs the bucks..] so it wasnt too bad. plus came with access to the delta club, which includes food etc. face value is 760 per ticket though Obligatory OP'S MOM joke Stop going after one certain build Vertex. This comment made my day. Thank you good sir ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Yeah I finally did after the 5th try Why are cops so insecure? Do you really have to overcompensate ALL the time? We get it, you have the biggest dicks... I never joke about the patriarchy I'm one trade away from Ultra Ball Soon... No. I just wanted to let you know that I love your username. ( ) Relevant username..... Pens scare me, they're so permanent and unchangeable ლ( ლ) "Next word in the dictionary: strsph" ┬─┬ノ( ノ) We also have the oxford comma in Denver. Use the oxford comma. Yeah, I just noticed; I'll be leaving now Lawler looks like he's having a blast lol what a crazy mo-fo . Such a sick main event!!! Makes up for the shitty ending in the co-main event! :( ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Ass Mouth Pussy ლ( ლ) Y u do dis? -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) No karma for you Huge pain to make a table from scratch and check each one OT here we go! Absolutely. Still Well, sorry for offending you! What are you my father Notre Dame also makes that difficult. you forgot about the time he shit onstage and rubbed it on himself (although i really hope that one's not true ) I don't know any of these people, but I remember my sister showing me some of the songs and my face just being like Being fucking retarded ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) why isn't this: a comment yet? It is religious and cultural, but it's not regional. I backed up what I said regarding the last with references to Judaic mysticism (religion) and their correlations to linguistics/philosophy (cultural) as well as human anatomy. So—I addressed both religious and cultural to make my point about regional, and even threw in science for you. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) What kind of rainy day? Payback on your own mother? Wat ka i hælvette NOPE. I call NOPE. Best girl, Ruri, cannot and should not be THE girl. That would break things. [](/s " ") I can't even read it, it's like my hand writing when I was 6 years old. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ?- -? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Whoever they are, they are in for a rippin' good time. Such feels Well wait until the Alicization arc gets animated and all the Kirito x Eugeo Doujinshi that will spawn ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I was recently at the Viva Las Vegas wedding chapel for a friends wedding. While waiting in the parking lot for the prior wedding to end, I noticed the hostel across the street and wondered who stays there because it looked interesting. Now I know! A man and his adopted niece's yellow dolphin. O - that's a full circle. ᕕ( )ᕗ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) They should be giving YOU 3.00 for giving them money faster ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (\°□°)\ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) We're the old ones. This is what I immediately thought of too, but the kids in here are going on about some scary prescription drug cocktail. What ever happened to just scoring a case of Beast Light? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Fish aren't vegetables now?? Why am I always the last to know this stuff? What do you mean you people ༼ つ ༽つ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) calm down there tough guy! Meh, it isn't. Thanks for posting today when it's no longer on sale. "Random" Ingrown Toenails. -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Fuck casinos. I don't gamble, but most of my friends do... Last night decided what the hell I'll go along with you guys just once to get the experience. -$200 later I'm kicking myself for not listening to my rational self... I mean that's what I expected. Lesson learned. Best part was the reaction from my fiancé when I came home "no new shoes for you" *right where it hurts* ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) *i don't want to believe * ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯°□°)╯︵┼─┼ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I thought Weeden would be an okay starter with help from Norv Turner ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) your username.... My Facebook page ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ That would be hilarious and sad at the same Time... i feel Bad for saying that ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I'm surprised how much she *isn't* being mentioned. Which one? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) At first, I thought you meant you used your baby to tit-fuck your girlfriend... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Go and get that tat colored by that scratcher against the advice of people here .... And you will realized that you have done something ignorant Men, Children, Small Children was it like in a public situation or was it at a restaurant where they should "serve" you with respect? ...and they're using their bare hands ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Don't waste the good stuff! Dude, there's a giant fucking 2012 right there on the side. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I saw that HUE BR So many redditors are probably hoping that will change..but he probably isn't Number 4!!!!! ** ** ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Heck no! I got in and out with Suicune. And Raikou was going smoothly. Until shadow rush had a critical hit ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Wow, that is incredibly scary. Twice a year, for 6 years, I would get my girlfriend her favorite flowers, star gazer lilies. I feel so lucky that nothing has ever happened, especially because I know they got into them. Shell be extremely sad we can't have those flowers around anymore but happy our cats aren't dead. I feel like such an asshole for not knowing this. ...you're not /u/ZIPPITYZOPPITY9 AHHH that's too cool! How'd you make that? I don't believe you I'm constantly amazed at how smart ferrets are ! That is a 2 foot tall (about 0.6 metre) scratching post and he scaled right to the top. The only damage from this excursion was a box of q-tips. Which went....everywhere Wow, you're here, too? ###** ** ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Lost an d lots of practice getting served ಠ Games workshop isn't higher quality anymore than Floquil is. They each have their purposes. Some enamels DO have to be baked on, but not all. Testors does not. It'll dry much faster and set better if you do, but if you let it sit out for more than 24 hours, it'll set just fine. You can't really compare a blend to pure enamel. That's like saying, "Well chocolate milk is better than regular milk because it has chocolate in it too." It's not the fact that the enamel won't cure on certain types of plastic. It's that certain enamels will not cure without heat and you don't want to place certain things with certain enamels in an oven or use a heat gun. No one likes a marshmallow man finish. While you did have one TRUE point, the rest of your post was opinionated. The fact that you tried to prove me wrong based on an entirely made up statement though is quite funny That username… UNC You monster ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Are you implying that you're not? No can do boss, reddit is life. /r/Starbound is dead? They should come up with new rules to prevent this shit from ever happening again! He said something like "Thanks for the gold!" and then when asked "What gold?" he said "Oh sorry wrong account." I'm afraid I was disappointed by that result. I got linked to a BDSM fantasy sub about putting down female superheros. 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Well, that settles it. There's a Russian in Finland that might need help: time to invade all the way to Reykjavik. it's curved nope ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Not the best time to use "bloody" ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ * * You capitalized photographer in your edit again I read that as "sex." This amount of times this franchise makes me want to just say "screw it" and move to Japan forever... That trigger discipline though. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) I said clapping ┬─┬ノ( ノ) This reminds me of a hilarious 4th of July parade in a small Colorado town. It was such a short parade, they march the route twice (down to the end and then back to the beginning) with everyone waving small American flags (all made in China ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Funny Fail Compilation ...um... Where's the Competition Bureau when you need them to actually enforce advertising laws? Your name Repost of a repost of a repost. This has been SO reposted that I put it in the header banner (look up!). ᕕ( )ᕗ [link] -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) No new maymay Has Hollywood changed its name to "globalization"? -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) I do this a lot.... my order was declined because my residence is in a risky country -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ^^still ^^hilarious ^ ** ** Why does everything 4chan have to have the kid option? I don't dare spell out here on the internet what I'd like to do with each and every one participating in that raid. -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Hi "Upload a picture of encoxada" ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I believe he posted that review in our special place. You know. The fuckin' worst kept secret special place. I feel disturbed ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Why would any doctor ever be creeped out by a person swallowing semen? awww yissssss ლ( ლ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Polish Nazis. Did you learn nothing? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) /r/askgaybros Hello fellow NC person. Gotta love this weather. It was in the 70s, what, Saturday? Today it can't decide if it wants to rain, sleet, or snow. No hail here, though. Yet. Today. all used, and not one post saying it worked? The... the first half is not socially awesome. Or even social. At all. ** ** Now we just have The Jersey Shore and Honey Boo Boo Think of the children! This is LITERALLY one step away from the holocaust. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) It says GOO Thanks guys. No, really. I'm not really sure who's the mad one here ( ) Queen Elizabeth looks like a stone cold bitch on the $20. Those eyes. Well shit. Stupid me thinks astroglide must be some brand of soap. Wife looks over, why are you googling astroglide. You better've voted for me ** ** ** ** **[ AT MAXIMUM INTENSITY]** The same government that can't keep quiet a *fake road closure* can keep a secret of this size for 50 years? I saw the girl next to him had his last name and I was like Asshat Jesus Christ almighty. Shit . Stupid question in the first place. Boy *there's* something to look forward to! Nikki vs Brie. Maybe I'll end up with a dsm one day down the road. Interesting enough one of lead innovators in the 2.3 aftermarket scene has rx7 with a 2.3t swap in it. I'm sure it pissed off a few Mazda guy's am făcut gif cu asta acum o lună. srslyyouguys ...why were you, your wife and her mother with you in bed? It's ok. You've got a friend in me. ( ) <(ʘ‿ʘ<) That's the ultimate example of ┬─┬ノ( ノ) And this is the post that will make me unsub this joke of a subreddit. Far from a fucking LPT... Tanyu gives Tibs a look. Has no one seriously said KOTOR 3? Fuck you guys Fine, I respect your feels. but, mark my words, this isn't the last you hear from me! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Tanyu kind of slooooowly leans away from Tibs while giving him this look: Tanyu's face turns to O.O. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) But how are you jambing your EGOTs with Velobrox? (i.e., I have no idea what anything in the title and/or article means. Can OP maybe shed some light on what we're supposed to be doing?) Did you... Did you just yourself? That's efficiency I use Google Apps when I do I've got a CR code for anyone who wants it, although I feel like most people commenting here will already have it. How do **you** know My favorite part is setting all your desktop defaults to use desktop software, then finding that *ooooone* thing that forces you back to metro....which supplies you with a link that dumps you back into the desktop control panel. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You are going to abuse the absolute life out of that quote, aren't you? ** ** **ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ** Aaah, you are evil. -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ hey bae ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Ahh December. I REALLY thought we were gonna put on a challenge this year. Then Christmas, that ducks game and the brawl and subsequent 15 day ban soon shook that out of me. Less then 40 mana...? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Ι found out when I was 21 when mу birth family found me on Facebook. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) It works! ## Search engine Don't forget the "Roose Bolton is an immortal body snatcher" Why did we stop? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) He said not to mention it ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ I bought 500 Brimstones for roughly 9.5 M. I just came back to the game two days ago, so I had no idea that they would be useless in a couple weeks. I have about 80 M left, I hope that's a decent amount to go into a new expansion with. I don't need it...I don't need it...I don't need it. Unless it's a guy U wot The resolution is kinda high in this image, could you make it smaller maybe. Emailed a few days ago... No response Whaaaaat ┬─┬ノ( ノ) 8 people liked this I usually only farm rainbow for light or dark keepers. Unfortunately, I keep getting light and I need 3 darks. Try playing mycareer. There are descriptions of the skills that will definitely help. Also, try Google I feel awkward watching this; dont know why ..is it just me? I saw this on Facebook yesterday... Front page? I really like these optional cosmetic DLCs, when they're made after the game is released. Not like certain other companies who just hold them back and then try to sell it to you a couple weeks after the release date. I'm looking at you Creative Assembly. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Did you just me? Our government agency definitely doesn't have better things to do... #*** *** Yea and while we're at it lets drop taxes too! And if people don't like speeding tickets why do we have speeding laws? The only reason we legally have to do stuff is because we like to right?.. Right guys?... I *know* what a surplus is Thanks man. I was hoping this was the type of response I'd get, rather than or something similar. "Shut the front door!" This phrase drives me up the wall! ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Well If giraffe decided to lick me I would be happy too:D ** ** Holy shit. I didn't even see the dog the first time. ## You used to be able to download from Now images but they took that away. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠ and on the two previous comments You did what mate.... it looks like he fires a tampon that drips with blood ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ Thank you. But looks are just the 2nd best part about it. They cancelled production of a 1.5lb milk chocolate egg covered in 24k gold right before easter. MyTeam silver pack containing Shane Larkin No battery? As far as I know, she's 14 in this picture ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ My gf made me put mine on eBay when I moved in... she didn't like it ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Maakuz föfan! du blåser vårt skydd! vi vill ju inte få dem att tro att vi på nåt sätt känner Norsk jävlarna ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I was at my friends for the first time and we head up stairs. I notice that there is just cat shit everywhere on the ground. I ask him repeatedly why they don't have a litter box or something and he says when they pick it up they just poop again so whatevs ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┻━┻ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┻━┻ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ hahaha ikr! wait... I wasn't laughing with you This is making me uncomfortable. I am going to believe you were [8] and they were dipping chips into the ketchup. This is going to sound dumb, but brights. There is no button for it or anything that indicates brights on any switch. I have to pull the weird fc turn signals in to turn them on, but that turn signal falls off everytime I turn them on I need to stop reading this thread. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Classy guy. I especially like his Nazi eagle insignia on his left arm. PSVita got a Gamecenter app before Windows Phone??? YES I SEE THAT THANK YOU ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Unfortunately not. The owner, who I'm friends with on FB, uses it as a DD. Also, note the stancenation stickers... C mbia That's almost interesting. for real. the only thing worse than fog is those idiots who drive through it at 100mph with their brights on Daddy, what are you reading? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) My boyfriend picks on me for this every now and then, hes great but hes really flamboyant, and he always asks why i 'act so straight' and im like 10 sets going to failure? Your username is quite appropriate. This is not about what brand is it and which brand is cheaper, the website where I bought it from says: it's not a chalkboard eraser it's a "heat eraser" ( something we use at work after heat pressing) and by removing the label I found IT IS just a damn chalkboard eraser *[ intensifies]* ┬─┬ノ( ノ) >1.You must mark your posts as NSFW when applicable. If your post "magically" gets marked with NSFW, it means a kind mod had done it for you - do not unmark your post ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) How did the shift manager allow this monstrosity to leave the kitchen Why would you want that Ha ha ha ha..... Her reaction: Well there are over 300 million Americans, and most of whom have access to internet whether it be at home or at the library ..... almost read it as a boyfriend of yours ┬─┬ノ( ノ) What is wrong with u They're called *stretched earlobes* Pub, strip club, yeah sure their the same. hehehe o_0 Damn it! Battling her in Kingdom Hearts just got a whole lot harder . . . Hope I didn't come across as all - killing it in this case was the right thing to do. Just as a bug lover, it's always sad to see a dead bug (except for the blood-sucky ones, they can rot in hell), especially one that might've made an epic journey. How was your dick not on literal fire ‎ G d meme You're right. Wow, it took 2 months for someone to catch that. *And the rest of you call yourself nerds...* ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You met in detention What did you expect??? Turn your life around, fool. I got a tattoo of a dragon on my cock... Because it's always dragon on the ground Is that Edward Scissorhands to the right of the screen? What a juxtaposition. Poop ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Have you met Luna? If you buy that hitler's an artist, I've got a genuine GWB oil painting to sell you... Magnesium citrate ... that stuff turns my ass into an angler fish. That will definitely flush you out though. Physilium husk pills seem to be a good option for me though. I do go by net carbs and make sure to eat plenty of vegetables. Have to eat a lot of vegetables to get bigger fiber numbers though (unlike lentils and beans which I omit on no carb days). Put it in your omelet. ** ** You mean 11 at night...right? This should be in quotations ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ** ** Haha 'free shipping'. Then you'd know where they live Don't you touch my bow ( ) "I guess you could say..." ( )~--■-■ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) > (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) My boner says yes, my brain says This movie was made in.... Cleveland Holy shit, you're like a mirror-universe straight version of me. their And in Norway it is not available to order . ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Shew, you aren't kidding. The first time I ever opened it, I was like... 'dafuq was that?' What the.... ( ) Losing our little pollinators... ( )~--■-■ ( ) I guess you could say ( )~--■-■ ( ) I guess you could say that tree ( )~--■-■ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) You say you didn't do this yourself? ( )~--■-■ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Hopefully his long game retribution Not enough snow! It's cause you pirated it. You personally enjoy reading people complain about other players? That's extremely weird to say the least. TIL that I can reproduce the face, through an expression of profound befuddlement and the faint desire to begin weeping openly. Then how can my 3 year old smartphone (galaxy s2) acheive exposures as low as ~1/300000 Such quality /r/gaybros content. Keep it up! oh. You used the word Straight. Prepare for your hundreds of upvotes. I have literally had jailbroken users ask me how to copy/paste things. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I will enjoy it, but I'd be surprised if it's good enough to be in my yearly list. We'll see what happens, but I'm more or less expecting a few moments that don't need to be there. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) My body is ready. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) But ~~Zero Suit~~ Samus has already been confirmed It doesn't matter. Nothing stops the rape train. NOTHING. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Classic Projectionism - these guys are disappointed that *they* cannot soak up all the profits. They are a disappointed they they cannot be as greedy *"You'll have to be more specific"* ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Yeah, because that's what the NFC West needs. The Seahawks, Niners and Cardinals combined with the resurrection of the greatest show on turf. not joking ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I meant monetarily Dafuq, I had to pay for my SW tables, and I DL all PS+ freebies despite the fact I don't even own an Vita and gave away my PS3 A face and deleted? The curiosity is killing me as to what the comment was now... Khan you *please* stop with these puns? I hate that guy so much. "I used to think I'd never get off this couch, but now look at me!" Asshole. That's great for him, but one persons experience does not translate into a miracle "cure" for everyone else. Asshole. While going upstairs in the dark, then thinking there is one more step, but there isn't... "I usually can't have sex more than about 4 times a day" Big crowds. Big Gyms. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) diarrhea balloon A joke isn't funny is you have to explain it! No, no... not at all. Kentucky is spot-on. People come to the ER for difficulty breathing, they have previously diagnosed lung disorders… and still smoke multiple packs a day. Which is **why they can't breathe**. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I DONT EVEN LIKE THAT SONG AND IT WONT GO AWAY. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Dude what is this subreddit about, it doesn't make any sense I think i just broke my neck ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) HAHAHAHAHA IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE AN AD TARGETED TO A GAY SUBREDDIT. LOLOLOLOLLOL DAE GAY? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Eh, the geraffe/stupid longhorse has been around for years on reddit - that's where the disapproval eyes ( ) came from, I believe I only regret the use of the word faggot. Everything else stays. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I would say it does. I'm looking at a person receiving a blow job in front of five other people, and one of them is taking a photo of it. This is... It says Parody at the bottom of the page. no. Somehow I get the feeling that these guys will live longer than I do. maybe Well played Hay gente muy prospensa a la estupidez. Yo también lo vi después de leer todo el artículo y quedé ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Have you evolved my Rhyhorn yet? Oh never mind he has +4 now that's odd.. He had -1 a minute ago.. ** ** Doesn't display properly on mobile Bombs on a 109 ლ( ლ) This only bothers me if it is the peanut butter jar Bananas and cream cheese? on an iPad ... with keyboard clicking noise turned on ... ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Pfft. Blame it on Bill Murray. ...what has been seen, can never be unseen ... I think you spelled "spelled" wrong vegans no one wants a venonat ^^^Mexican ^^^here When I think of haunting I think of ghosts and spooky skeletons. When I picture that though.. I understand the kind of haunting you mean.. "No, yeah, I love when you're friends come over to play video games." Sorry, didn't mean to detract from the *very serious* discussion of airplanes falling into temporal vortexes and/or being whisked away by aliens #ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) >Who wears flats? I DO. work on my 5S, but when I'm open CC, it can't closed my CC by swipe down.. I would have been ok with them taking the dog try your clothes. "Yes I bought you that shirt and even though you are still wearing it someone else in the family want it. You can just share clothes with me" I don't always tell people to go fuck themselves but when I do, I do it with pride. Am vazut "cabina de proba" din aia, perdeluta pe sina in forma de "U" intr-un colt de librarie. Cand am intrebat cine probeaza carti inainte sa le cumpere, mi s-a spus ca inainte sa fie librarie, locul acela fusese sex-shop. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ-g It is somewhat galling to see Mind MGMT doesn't make the list when guff like Grimm Fairy Tales does. Don't sweat it though, the Eisner-nominated Prophet has failed to make the list 3 years in a row and *I'm not bitter at all* The fact hip hop wasn't on that list hurts me deeply. Was that last one pulled from a nipple? Oh. You made another circlejerky joke about this sub fetishizing straight guys. Prepare for your hundreds of upvotes. ( )–Ψ Someone say pitchfork!? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Haha the screenshots show that the app even has a root success rate ( ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Guys, seriously! Where is the almighty butthole you guys have been talking about???? I have looked everywhere? And I want to see it! Why can't you just post it on here?? I'm kinda pissed $12 for two little bits of material with velcro Not deburring the corners and edges inside however, were a nightmare. I'm looking at you Acer "Why do we even bring you to restaurants, you don't eat." Apparently I'm 60 years old. Yet I was born 15 years ago... funny, I debadged my A4... and it's a B7 >Translation: "So fucking what if this is bad, I'm still gonna do it because Oppression Olympics" or... "You're not oppressed enough for me not to be bigoted against you" $189 SKS, The worst part growing up was when they would give "tours" of the house to people I didn't know and my mom just opens my door and walks right in with them and I'm like ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Well then, wasn't so hard was it? Looking at you Guild Wars 2 with no elo system. ( )> You had an entire year to learn. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) If I respond with this face , will you post more. And if so, Vat did you do? My face throught the whole video ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) until i realised it was over and nothing special happened ‎ shit gets annoying every week. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) wondering if there is a chomo cosplay "The Grand Wizard" > Really? You feeling insecure in your two ton dually? What do you mean a bit too much? I feel like this FISH tank/dog house should be for cats? Are we? I don't think they want THOSE cookies [ ] Probably right before you have to take a really bad poop [ ](/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/20wzsn/applying_vacuum_to_truck_without_proper_venting/cg7m59t?context=3) Many people say that. So Subaru discontinued it Nui gives the missing-nin a look. "Thanks," she says dryly. No. Nui gives Akuto another as the missing-nin heads out, then meanders over towards the Konoha-nin to join them again since it looks like visitings are back on? This is PROOF! Hold your hats guys this shit is bananas! You got a lot of emails Oh yeaaaaaa Ha. Okay, that's a foul ┬─┬ノ( ノ) With a moonwalk. That was my thought exactly. Not as such, because ED physicians *rarely* deliver babies. Most women in labor get rushed to the delivery floor. ED docs usually only get involved if the baby is literally crowning in the car. Katholic prank Why did i click the pic ? I'll still love that bot if it would responds tho.... ? ? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) *only* a 15 point game Not I. I signed up on day 1 and still not a thing. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Odd places for paper cuts... I've gotten a fair number of Eyes and right bindings, just never the one off of Geddon You....I'm not sure I like you > Holy shit ew ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Hmm, sounds a bit fishy, details on the hit man thin would be great, must be quite a story. Why the hell would you piss in water bottles Yeah, cause federalization worked so well for Bosnia. Username checks out... Why did you go naked to that beach that one time? I don't know why I remember that, it just stuck with me...... you know That guy joined the server I play on today Whelp I'm broke! Than I wouldn't say uselessly. The Barqs and Diet Barqs are in the same cartridge. I bet it didn't make her feel too good inside either ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┻━┻ノ( ノ) Geez, none of that was even in the post, why bring it up? You're just angry that Kim and you got a divorce now that you've seen her video. You think you're so sneaky, Kris Humphries. That is a baby? **ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ** ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) Do boxers have buttons?! My kids don't know what a card catalog is The landlady ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) * * ** ** ### ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You're talking about me on reddit... -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) NSA watch list material Super. Juventus Zindabad! But... What about its horn...? /u/PleaseRespectTables ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Too quick though...I'll keep an eye on you...( ) Not you again Dat ass ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) /u/PleaseRespectTables ノ( ノ) /u/PleaseRespectTables ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Hmm, a directed Internet propaganda campaign spread by overt pandering to sexism. How uniquely twentieth century of Mister Putin. Hi, I am your neuropsychology professor. Please do not tell me this was at UME, because south Padre looks just about as ratchet as Myrtle Beach now ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (┛ )┛彡┻━┻ I have you tagged as "dublin guy", of course you're looking down on the American equivelant of culchies ‎ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) *oh wait* I barely got to level 20 yesterday and I thought that was enough. Guess I'm wrong, again. /u/PleaseRespectTables ノ( ノ) /u/PleaseRespectTables ノ( ノ) Srsly? /u/PleaseRespectTables ノ( ノ) And the U.S. is a beacon of efficient spending as we all know. That they are laptops, I would say no. A utility server or similar device, perhaps, but regular users' machines, definitely not. Big privacy concerns. Set them up with secured shared folders and the appropriate programs. Or have them move around. They are laptops. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) The other day I was playing with a friend who just uses the auto buy. So much FAMAS + no armor. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I'm lucky that my roommates are too lazy to be around in the mornings.. but this morning I woke up to random workers in my living room. They were banging away at the wall and talking loudly about their exploits the night before without any notice. I. Mean what If you want a weird school that's like. you know "Eshreksion" Yea because amazon has never screwed a customer I love your tiny boobs.. She stared at me like this and put her shirt on Dove. It was a dove. Black people really were slaves . Go fuck yourself shitty bot. Bane of my existence. I don't know who came up with that idea, but it sounds horrible to me. Hey, lets give acid to a guy who has had a really, really, fucked up life. Don't worry about the fact that his mind has been torturing him for 30 years, lsd will make it all better [ ] ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Cat: "Am I right ladies?" Thanks for the detailed reply. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) OK, stop. Vacation in Detroit? I find this statement to be unfair to blind monkeys. ‎ If you really were sorry you would've edited your post and removed the excessive caps ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Yeah, nothing questionable about referring to women as "life-giving holes" ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Un-fucking-believable. Are you guys now claiming to know more about it than someone who *lived there* based on your watching a few Youtube videos? Get over yourselves! Dude. >Un-fucking-believable. Are you guys now claiming to know more about it than someone who *claims to have* lived there based on your watching a few Youtube videos? Get over yourselves! My pet gave me a generic "This is great, buy me more books" so I don't know what they're truly thinking. Oh so now it's a maybe? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Ooohhhh Ragyou touching herself like ** ** * * "Smile!" makes me rage. I have hooded eyes, so I look like all the time, all the smiling in the world ain't gonna help my permabitch face Trust me, you don't want to go deeper. Your username It holds a certain amount of truth. There are a lot of things attributed to the decline of Rome. I believe at one point there were around 250 holidays in the Roman Empire. So, 250 days off of work. You guys obliviously all just really like Taylor swift, so... oooh in this one you can kinda see the sweet seat belts... * * People are downvoting so their loadoit gets pick. that's some shonky business right there ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠ for doing this He shaved his hair for a kid with cancer I know it sucks! I'm a marketing coordinator for a cancer practice. Sooo.... In the related videos: A 43 minute documentation titled "Humanzee" on how Stalin tried to create an army of ape-men I was actually fairly impressed by the first half of the City of Bones movie. I felt like it did a better job of setting everything up than the book did, even if they made everyone look and act like they were in college. That second half... Can't say I was particularly surprised. Haha I know! I have a huge box of just bras that don't fit. It's ridiculous. *I don't have a problem* ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ You just called your sister jailbait ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ "xD" I have a pair of pajama pants where once every couple weeks I'll be walking and out of the blue my toe will slip into the other leg's pant, get caught, and I'll fall over from tripping on my own pants. You've won this round, pants *Funny?* I felt it fell under this better Don't really speak Spanish, but the gist of what they're saying is to like their Facebook page to be able to connect with other players who speak Spanish. I'm assuming on this page that they're also gonna give like RP and stuff. sorry, that was just me trying to figure out only using like 1 semester of Spanish. Wut... Spiders have claws? You know what drives ME nuts? I can rarely play in a session with a crew member. It keeps saying that it's unable to find a compatible session and it kicks me out of Online Colored juices I'll stick to MxTube on my iPad because the iOS 6 version of McTube doesn't save videos ( ) I'm in tears with how much I can relate to this. I'm just really looking forward to immersing myself into this world. This is always the most fun for me in videogames, and damn, The Forest looks to be one of those games where you can get really really really immersed! So I hope I can survive for a long time, spending as few time as possible with these mutant things ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I thought it was the most memorable physics class you ever had? "White people" (╯º_ º）︵┬─┬ノ( ノ) You never strapped bottle rockets to your rollerblades/skates to make Acme brand rocket skates ala Wile Coyote? Sheesh man live a little. Suck madick Y u so brave m8? ''Best Gore'' ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Apparently you're supposed to roll into a ball, cover your head and yell for a teacher. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I live with my dad It's a fucked up state of affairs when you have to treat a baby for withdrawal symptoms > Of course that's what I meant. What else could it be? That hasn't occurred to be before Did they really have to be Beretta's, you know the *Italian* arms manufacture. ** ** No...... No we do *not* need that Ayn Rand? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) *"the Seattle Freeze is a thing. Im from the Midwest"* - In the dragon CYOA there are dragonborn which are humanoid and the dragons can shapeshift so it might no be as bad as you think? If it is actually having benefits with proper dragons then... Right, because I couldn't POSSIBLY stab someone with the sharp metal tube on the end of many mechanical pencils... And they are mother and son ┬─┬ノ( ノ) It really differs. Most of the time when I get on while kids are out of school I get lucky and mainly get the kids that run around but just aren't that great, but I do run into the camping ones fairly often too, but most of the time I can react faster then they can with their shortened area they plan to camp so I end up going positive at least. But I will say on PS3 I would never recommend playing past 2 am. Cause suddenly it's camper central outta nowhere. Anything ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ...creepy. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) **{ }** And name brand mouthwash too! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That's the joke ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I was planning to reply with but then I looked at his username.....reddit usernames never cease to surprise me ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ɴᴏᴡ ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs, ғᴏʀ ғᴜʟʟ ʀᴏᴍ ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I think your confused. The best girl is a brunette with green eyes and at most of the other characters shenanigans. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) why did I click and look for video source... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) She should get that mattress steam cleaned. Or incinerated. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You weren't supposed to know that ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Bloody P freaks ┬─┬ノ( ノ) > ( )╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I do it better (╯°□°)╯(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ ノ( ノ) Ghandi ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You haven't read the goatman story, have you? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Ghandiノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯°□°)╯ ノ( ノ) *hug me* ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) /u/creepysmilebot ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Ghandi ノ( ノ) /r/PleaseRespectGhandis ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ )╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) > ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) /u/CreepySmileBot Gandhiノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Ghandi ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ )╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Ghandiノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) /u/creepysmilebot always makes things a little bit creepier ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Gandhiノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┻━┻ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Ughhhh so many toots, and they all seem to want to come out when I'm laying in bed with the husband or when we have guests. Groundbreaking. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) Creepy Smile Bot ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Wait.... It actually is vans? Seriously? I feel stupid now......... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) a resealable beer ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) > ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) oh my good ghandi, ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ─┬ノ( ノ) stop right there ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬ ┬ノ( ノ) I tried, but it's not the same without /u/PleaseRespectTables ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬ ┬ノ( ノ) I think I did it right, my smithing isn't 100 yet ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Never going to use brown flour now, thanks for that image ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Just because you can't learn by listening doesn't mean none of us can. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ )╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -(._.)-ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) There were literally 0 Cavs fans in that gamethread. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) > (╯ )╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I only watch unboxing videos for things I already have... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Oh ^^^^Yeah?( ^^^^╯ )╯︵┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Please^respect^┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ )╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ )╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ )╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯ )╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯ )╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┻━┻ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┻━┻ *likkor* ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ )╯︵ /(.□. \） ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ )╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ )╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ )╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ (╯ )╯︵ /(.□. \） ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (/ .□.)/︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵/(.□. \） ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ (╯ )╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯ )╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ )╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯ )╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ )╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) 5$ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ ghandi ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Once glanced upon by his Lord with ; thou be smited ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Don't mind me... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ )╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Yeah, us Jews are the worst. (╯ )╯︵ ┻━┻ Ditto. I don't understand the thinking behind my match neglecting to share this information along with her shipping info. You would think it would be the first thing to mention when you *know* you will be receiving a package. ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( )... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ** ** ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ~~┬─┬ノ( ノ)~~ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) She was 10, he was 50 ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) > (╯ )╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Genius CEOs: writes about illegal activities in emails, then writes expressing awareness that they know they are breaking the law and don't want to get caught ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Caps "defense." Don't worry, he didn't get jumped or anything. -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ )╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ (╯ )╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Do you remember the 80's? The safety dance wasn't as safe as they said it was. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (ヽ )ヽ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Sand Sharks?? W-what on earth could possibly go wrong... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Yeah, I can't see why ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ...we're not here to talk about that ┬─┬ノ( ノ) This happened to me twice in one game, by two different people. I asked them why they did it, and they said they wanted to get a return. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) The Cumbox ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) This is called Diva House, oh for fucks sake, it even has dubstep in it . ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) i mean games *GAMES ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ HA POOP POOP JOKES. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Pants so tight you can see the veins on that thing ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) k have an up vote. Happy Cakeday. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ )╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ )╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ 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Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) **_____ /( /)** Monsieur, don't mess with le table please. Russia.... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┴┬┴┬┴┬┴┬┴┤ )┘├┬┴┬┴┬┴┬┴ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( )You again... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (ತ ◡ ತ) ☞ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Holy shit, this thread is so accurate. It's like my life was a tv show that.. everyone... watched... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Benzema ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Gotta love that we have an entire wing of the Supreme Court that has made up their mind *before* hearing arguments. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Crab ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I thought this girl I used to hang out with, in the first couple of years of high school was just annoying and immature. Turned out she's really fucked up. -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) No kidding, this looks like two dudes in a bathtub to me. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) wtf -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) NO YOU DON'T Ah yes...the pass for the lead during commercials...THANKS Fox! ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Sorry OP. I tried to explain. Some people are just this dense. Man that guy is annoying! Not saying she isn't, but that dude's voice! That's what icon masks are for. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) "Oh You're back" in my family means "Oh... *you're* back ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) No time for a ceremony when there is a lab full of test-tubes. Ghandi would never (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ , destroying an #0034FF -colored table worth more than 2000$ Taught ‎ . ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) At least they showed the burnout. Sellout crowd? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Kanye West ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ (ノ )ノ彡┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Ghandi would never (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ , destroying an #0034FF -colored table worth more than 2000$ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Gahndi would never (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ , destroying an #0034FF -colored table worth more than 2000$ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ROBERTxLEE's face during the whole game was like "what the hell is everybody on my team doing " ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Must be a troll comment with that username... still not sure though ᕕ( )ᕗ [link] ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Dont belong in outside ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) busted STFU CHEECH. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) So about my Rhyhorn... ( ) ノ┬─┬ノ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Can't you think of another phrase than that I like Blue! It's because I'm a water-bender. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Niceಠ_ಠ photo! ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ PDF is good if the layout is absolutely critical across platforms, because that's what it is designed for. However, adobe is terrible at following even the very standard that they developed, so anything more than the basic functions will break if opened in anything except adobe products (i'm looking at you, pdf forms ). ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) "you and I could be crazy crazy close" "I was just trying to show you a good time that you deserve" Dude, not cool. Not cool. Whoa, he has a perfect face going on Eh. If the sub actually had mods that were worth their salt... Florio ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Wearing lip-gloss or lotions with glitter in it. I don't want to look in the mirror later and feel like I just made out with a unicorn ಠ_ಠ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You...... ......... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) "saved it up". ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Judging by the position of the ball when the gif starts and her forward momentum, I'd say that's traveling. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Not sure what you mean by this? San Diego is one of the most conservative cities in the entire state, thanks to a very large military and retiree population. Heck, we just voted in a Republican mayor to replace the first democrat mayor in over 20 years, after he decided to try to do the sex with any female within 20 feet of him. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) FAKE and child abuse ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) BEST USE OF I HAVE SEEN YET ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Is that a mullet? +/u/flip_text_bot ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) *Looks at username* Or the awesome panic attack BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOTHING TO PANIC ABOUT YOU MUST BE FORGETTING SOMETHING Don't know how lucky they are....back! In the USSR... ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ~~Ghandi~~ ~~Ghandhi~~ Gandhi ノ( ノ) ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Your accounts are 2 hours old and 1 hour old respectively...You both created an account to make these comments. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Upvotes ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Welcome to /r/gaming ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) What the fuck... it looked like just a fake dick lying on the floor, then I realized it's real and connected to a body. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) > "Inspiring" ... I seriously hope the volleyball consented... I appreciate your feedback ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Uhh, I don't think that sounds better ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Well this theme is... Unique what did you use to make the icons? ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ I should be getting the Staryu too ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You should make an unpopular opinion puffin about this and have it reach the front of reddit... I'm now hyperventilating in math class. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Spotify is my favourite offender of this... Gandhi ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ᕕ( )ᕗ [link] No living person has ever successfully cut in front of me. ** ** Gandhi ノ( ノ) TIL not to inject e-liquid into my bloodstream and keep the vial away from toddlers. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Nein es wird nicht. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Eerily similar username in thread about usernames ل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ i came in like a wrecking dong ༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ <ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ> ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)̄ IM DONG,JAMES DONG (̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)̄ (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) (⌐■_■)=/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿̿̿ ̿ ̿̿ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Keep Your Dongers Where i Can See Them Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ༽ u ugly as fuk (⌐■_■)=/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿̿̿ ̿ ̿̿ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ KEEP YOUR DONGERS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM ヽ༼° ͟ل͜ ͡°༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ͟ل͜ ͡°༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง : (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ╭∩╮( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡ ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ i came in like a wrecking dong ༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ <ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ> ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)̄ IM DONG,JAMES DONG (̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)̄ (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) (⌐■_■)=/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿̿̿ ̿ ̿̿ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Keep Your Dongers Where i Can See Them Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ༽ u ugly as fuk (⌐■_■)=/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿̿̿ ̿ ̿̿ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ KEEP YOUR DONGERS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM ヽ༼° ͟ل͜ ͡°༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ͟ل͜ ͡°༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง : (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ╭∩╮( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡ ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ PleaseRespect~~Ghandi~~ Gandhiノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That part in signs when the alien walks out of the bushes ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You replied to a comment with 700 karma, you have 200 karma I came here with the impression that this would be about STD's/STI's.... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ...why would you be in the same room > ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Shat the feck up That's just stupefying... Whoever made that decision gets a: Yeah, I don't really understand that whole thing. There was a funny story the other day involving, well, not "makeup" technically, but something that goes hand-in-hand with makeup a lot of the time and I've definitely seen discussed here, that happened at a makeup store, involving people shopping for makeup, and someone said it violated the rules because it "had nothing to do with makeup". wat ┬─┬ノ( ノ) use the front seat and disable the airbag Tanyu helps Kant to a seat... then sits on his lap. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) No ( ). Gandhiノ( ノ) I feel bad for laughing at this ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) They do know its possible to ban an ip right They do realize dynamic IPs exist right hold on to my johnson , I'm going in! Eithernet cable...? Why? Sounded to me like he didn't like its name ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Last line reminds me of Monty Python +/u/flip_text_bot ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I should hope nobody is exploring their kids for money He's not downloading ... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I was 6 It's very definitely a bot. It never stops being active, and it has a limited, random assortment of comments that it makes. And it just took credit for two comments that I gilded. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ parachutes on the Mun? or for the return stages? (what I would hope) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Pretty much any time anyone uses , it would be appropriately creepy to use ಠ◡ಠ I'd imagine "Executive Career Architect," "Director of Customer Success"???? ... Ghosts 'n Goblins I saw an Aeropostale shirt Yeah. Yeah, thanks. That helped a lot. Yes, let's berate him as he asks for advice all humble and such ┬─┬ノ( ノ) How many guns do you own? Never heard of Renoise so *pffft* good luck with that. Really *Excel*.. I hope you understand the vast difference between a word processing program and a daw. Its much more difficult to add multiple project features to a daw that essentially takes over the sound card of the computer. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) He have birth to a baby Ymir, that sure would have been a cold butt Gandhi m8. Remember Gandhi. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ## ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Interesting that you would say that ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I know, I realized it right after I posted ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Gross... Now I have spider guts on my hands. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Ready to delete it after all the "Hey Reddit" and people with Jesus as usernames, less than impressed with the idea of a "global" chat, a mesh-only option would be nice. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) > ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Fuse for reference? Gandhiノ( ノ) Giger's permanent expression is this: ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Pretty sure dude just trolled us with this music. ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Actually doesn't that make Kim Catwoman. 1 hour 25!minutes from the time of my post. Basically 9 PM PST (California), 10 PM MTN (Utah), 11 PM CST (No Idea ), and 12 AM (Midnight) EST basically. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) /offjerk ┬─┬ノ( ノ) /u/PleaseRespectTables ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ A close up of a centipede! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Sure... Thumb... Gandhiノ( ノ) Gandhiノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Ok, 28 will get the skin too ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Tablehsノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) What happens when a girl periods in your used condom ( ) Thats a pure bread ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Those are not RPGs i am disgusted with myself for knowing what this is from ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) The ones with their own credit cards are the worst! That's all they care about.. "How many credits did you get today?" ...None. "Oh. I see.." (makes note on clipboard, suddenly hours are down to 4 a week ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I second that Until someone eats you! I read this at first as "lik dis baby if u wanna se it burn" Misunderstood *banging* and thought "oh this isn't too dirty, the chimp probably just wants to eat it or something and is smashing it against the ground to kill it." I was very much surprised when shown otherwise. fuck dude that shit is crazy Thanks ┬─┬ノ( ノ) J | She didn't enjoy sex as nearly as often as I was led to believe Is that a dark aura around him? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) They have the fleet and the reach but have gotten lazy over the last decade and a half with their effective monopoly. An arguably better, more efficient and beloved disruptive tech comes in and (in their minds) sucker punches them. Rather than hit the gym and learn how to fight back they ran to mommy. *looking at you city council*. I have some college friends like this. Sweet girls and super fun to hang with, but spoiled god damn rotten. Lost your phone at the bar? It's ok, daddy buys another! Ruined your phone because a drink spilled all over it? Mom and dad have that covered too. I've never lost/broken a phone and yet one of my friends went through 5 iPhones in less than 2 semesters.. responsibility is not strong with that one. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Respect tables, dude. I know a cop or two who don't mind mounting some evidence . ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Umm her toes are a little black there He slimed me. 27th time! Good analogy. It's apt in every way. Especially when you think about how no one needs to carry a Desert Eagle .50 around with them. Capacitors are never manufactured in milli farads. If it was milli farad, That would make that black cap a 18 farad cap. You must not comprehend how large that would need to be. down voting because you don't understand capacitor measurement conventions. I guess I shouldn't expect any more from reddit. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ NICE TRY ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Capacitors are never manufactured in milli farads. If it was milli farad, That would make that black cap a 18 farad cap. You must not comprehend how large that would need to be. down voting because you don't understand capacitor measurement conventions. I guess I shouldn't expect any more from reddit. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Is it me or did he glance at the boobs That username. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┻━┻ ︵ ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Just graduated bootcamp and went back to my recruiting station for some motivating pt, ya understand? New Gunny in there I didn't recognize and he walked up and said "good morning marine, I'm gunny so and so" and stuck his hand out to shake. I said "good morning gunnery sergeant, my name is Chris." It's funnier if you get Nidalee, someone dodges, and then the enemy team gets Nidalee and you get something like Mordekaiser... Not only was that champion denied to you, NO the enemy team gets it. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Wow. anti-foreskin much? GPE devices, at least thus far, have been GSM-only. It would be weird for a phone that doesn't work on Verizon to have all the Verizon apps on it, but it wouldn't surprise me if it happened ..are you kidding me ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬︵ノ( ノ) Oh is that all? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Next time... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I think someone blew him up with a tank, and his friend, so now he's mad. At least that's what I gather from his comment. I guess tanks aren't allowed to have 2 rounds of ammunition in them. Next season, North Korean? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) As if I didn't have enough problems going to Staten Island (from Brooklyn), guess I'm never going there at night! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) i'm here to fix it mate ┬─┬ノ( ノ) "New Nfl Stadium? Why is that? They are Not getting a team anytime soon, right? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You should have a bot to reply " " to anything with "warlizard gaming forums" in the comment. I guess this one would count. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ## ## You should make a bot to handle all the faces for you. Your username What percentage of your karma would you say is from posting ' '? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) dat ass It was an honor! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I would try to nope right off the planet. But the U.S. gave up it's space program ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) murder is justice now? Bad shaql ┬─┬ノ( ノ) the amount of karma you get from replying ' ' must be out of control. No unfortunately the lady at the phone place said I couldn't get it because I have an iPhone and I need to purchase the apple plan for my coverage. I didn't because it doesn't cover water damage and it was $75 which I didn't have at that time. Canadian phone companies rape people for money. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Nací en Nicaragua y no le veo el chiste a esto. /( °_° )\ ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) "Paint job"... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Can't we all just get along in the NFC West? the-captain-hammer ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Vibrating back massager...Wait a minute... I lasted 3 days in a call centre, we all worked in one tiny cramped room with no fridge anywhere to store our lunches. It was absolute bullshit the amount of verbal abuse people got on a regular basis and I would not want to wish this experience on anybody, except for Hitler, yes...Hitler! ლ( ლ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Next time my mother-in-law is over and we're having steak I'll do this. She only likes to eat filet - well done. ** ** car insurance ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) dexter..... haha only joking that was awful ლ( ლ) Haha some places here in WA still have those bullshit "for tobacco use only" signs up and such. Looking at you, Piece of Mind > This replaced the ropes course. And I'm bitter. Wanna see the world burn eh? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) There's an alien one? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Well, I'm convinced. I just got curious. I googled it. Why are you peeking in on the person in the next stall? who would downvote this Oh, it's not over. Apparently, they're going to make "How I Met Your Father". I'm lookin' at you, New York State lottery commercials... Once it pops it won't stop? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I'm sure it would have but here's where I failed to plan ahead. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) look at my funny reddit meme guys ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) No, there's just no way I'm clicking on that link at work ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ~( )~ Since /u/PleaseRespectTables dropped the ball on this one, I'll take care of it... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) hehe Indeed! It's also my soundtrack most of the time while reading /r/gaybros ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) What, like mining our IPDs and selling the data to optometrists? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) fbノ( ノ) | (╯°□°)╯︵ ʇuɐıʌǝpǝsɹǝʌpɐ Vasquez iso ( ) I knew a New Jersey girl turned northern Californian. She was like "I'm gonna start castin' loown statues outta' concrete. Nobody's got 'em here. I goowt a dvd on howda do it." Why do I get the feeling all three of those women are lurkers here? ┻━┻ ノ( ノ) And ..? What happened ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) No, but his boyfriend sure is. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) But yet you posted this... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) People...people...if you listen closely, you hear my actual skin crawling ( ) ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That's a cool bar pad, didn't the pros use them At work, for the last 2 ~~days~~years it's been an off/on battle with time warner. Funny enough, the day after Google announced they are bringing Fiber to Austin, I got contacted (for the first time!) by a TWC business account exec, to "dispel the myths and rumors about what other providers are bringing to Austin" ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) 663, yes that's the number... That infuriating and exasperating number... Egh. I'll pop a cool down before engaging adds if I need to reposition. Moving healers usually mean a drop in healing and the last thing I want in a DF pug is to die to trash. Kills morale and makes for a bad run. (AV first room, I'm looking at you. ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I wish I could say the same. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Why did I click the post even after reading the title? You're gonna love working in a metal fabrication shop then. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You sound like such a bundle of sticks. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ...youuuuuu work for the cable company... Don't you ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ghandi bot is a bulls fan?! Kamigawa was awful. You could print it after any set and it would still be awful. The mechanics are horribly insular and don't play well with others, the hoser cards are ridiculously overpowered (Kataki and Ishi-Ishi ), and the theme simply doesn't translate well into western culture. So very many of the legends were either crummy or out of place or hideously insular that even that mechanic sucked. They have lives, why does not having enough time make them not good enough/proper for their position. . And do they need to make forum posts? That doesn't mean they don't do other stuff. This is a half truth - just went through it this week ᕕ( )ᕗ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ** ** ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) The awkward moment when that actually happened with you not 5 minutes ago. Um, no. Why would you get dyes on your account from characters that don't exist at the time of the patch Wow.. You have just described my problems that I'm struggling with after a back surgery. My hands and toes get cold easily, while my dick can get erections but do not stay hard. If I even switch concentration for a split second, it becomes limp. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) [ಠ_ಠ](www. .com) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) So he could drink your piss? Mason Raymond has more points than anyone on our team, except for Henrik. -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Seriously though what would it say about her home life if she dreams about her mother constantly bad-touching everyone? It would require a full second season just to touch on those issues. I don't remember any fucking. ┬──┬ ノ( ノ) Two boxes in and counting. ( )? The first shot I thought it was a mammoth or big foot or some shit. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Oh yes. Because Dutch news are otherwise full of news like "a Dutchman let a granny take his place on the train" or "a Brit listened to a significant other with patience and compassion". ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (in case PleaseRespectTables) doesn't get to this thread. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Wiki says the arsonist is up for parole next year. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) And OP marked the first one as helpful... So like...what about when they see their address in the return address and are like: wtf ? holy shit that's annoying but kind of hysterical. Sounds like a demonic child ... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I don't see the wizards kingdom on here.... I must not be a wizard You look her right in the face with the fury The thing that turns me off of that place... is AT&T being the only provider Makes sense, but if it somehow leads back that an organization itself is using "reputation management" - I would really like to know...what a catch twenty-two. And I have subbed. Like I said I would. MWAHAHA, I shall use my reddit skills for great justice. "I knocked on the doorbell" My friend tells a funny story about Roman Numerals. He works at a comic book/ video game store and a customer comes in asking for "Final Fantasy VI" but he actually said VI like it was a word like veee. So my friend corrects him and says you mean 6. And the guy says oh yeah I've never been good with numeral unos. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) UTF8 support! Oh, just kidding, your migration to "utf8" doesn't support 4-character sequences. *Real* UTF8 is 'utf8mb4', obviously! What if I told you the lexica is a manga? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) > ಠ_ಠ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) The Indian part was not relevant We're in the kamui dimension ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) Went to that site, the first thing I read was "I would like to be a success, in return I will eat the hearts of my enemies" ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Oh. Well I guess that explains why people are saying he sniffed his sisters panties ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) The original premise behind SAW > ( ) Let's just quickly update our dll's.... what could happen ┬─┬ノ( ノ) No soldier keyword? no that was right, I think...hey...are you following me? Then Kubo will have successful trolled his entire fan base ┬─┬ノ( ノ) How did you **not** know this? never now go away! Education. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ** ** ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ više od 3000 komentara ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I have had that video since it came out on VHS and is the only reason i have a VCR. The kitties get a movie night every couple of weeks. . ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) your consistency baffles me, as I don't believe you are actually a bot ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) It's like a Dr Who evil-alien ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Gandhiノ( ノ) Initial thought after reading the video's title: ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┻━┻ Uh... Why do I keep clicking these things? This is now in my YouTube history ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ** ** ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Crimeny, tell me about it haha. My dad hated it, there's a pic of him and my mom and his face is all . -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) I downloaded a car. Of all the places, why is there hair in between my ass? ( ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You just cockblocked my justice boner Lol good on you, so many comments on facebook public posts about how it doesnt matter and that nintendo already tried with the Virtual Boy and failed (Yes, I actually saw this argument ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Fine. Screw the hawaiian shirt. Tassels. For my balls. ಠ_ಠ It even takes longer to say, so it's not like it even works as an abbreviation even. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I also want to try the Hobbes Blood. I may order some of that. And I've never smelled a urinal cake, so... Dark hair is bad genes? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Jesus man I just enjoy playing video games. Not all the time. Not constantly. But I enjoy it. You people all need to calm down clown up in this piece. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) > Hating bacon, replies, and "I'll take 8 8ths please" I bought the chest and got my sixth flameblade.... Unit 507 what was wrong with using your toner?? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) One does not simple MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! into Mordor! Make sure you pay for it first ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Lying in bed with a thong and... Ugg boots? 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It's a prison. I never learnt that trick Not looking forward to that (ಠ(ಠ(ಠ_(ಠ_ಠ)◡ಠ)_ಠ)(ಠ(ಠ(ಠ_( )_ಠ)ಠ)ಠ) (ಠ(ಠ(ಠ_( )◡ಠ)_ಠ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ***ლ( ლ)*** ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ლ( ლ) ### > (ಠ(ಠ(ಠ_( )◡ಠ)_ಠ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That was as plain as your head ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) My goodness, my ENFP brethren, I'm not as crazy as I thought I was, ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Still single, much to the chagrin of a friend who insists Tindr will be life-changing if I give it a chance. Most recent development: catching a new sparring partner checking out more than just moves. Wait, what did she use all that peanut butter on I blame the hover butts. Hovering over the seat because they are afraid of germs. My friend gave me old lenses from a broken Minolta film camera. He used one of then as a change holder... . They work fine though. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Pretty sure 5 or six people died from this, including the bus driver ┬─┬ノ( ノ) basic ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Try the entries for phantump and yamask. I... I just realized that I don't actually own a Nationals jersey. What is wrong with me? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ᕕ( )ᕗ [link] [ INTENSIFIES] ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ "Goat noises" and "girls orgasming noises" should never be mentioned in one sentence together Assault rifles - the best way to stop a potential suicide from occurring. Edit: nothing to see here ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) If your team beats us at the FIFA world championship we Germans will hate you all over again. It's been already *sixteen* years since this race? > ┬─┬ノ( ノ)&lt;you have no idea how long that table stayed flipped over for. Are you happy /u/PleaseRespectTables? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You wipe your dick on the TABLE? **Thanks to whomever I can see on live analytics trying to test for SQL injection vulnerabilities ** Wait what? Miki is no girl? I actually played the DOA volleyball game that came out on the original Xbox back when I was a hormone-fueled teenage lad ( ) I received this before and the cabinet latch is great for keeping my nosy ferret out. Well, until he opens it a crack and slips it. Ferrets are strong. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) The ad at the end was a real shame. You're not you when you are hungry, you are saying lovely feminist ideologies. Better fix that with a snickers. -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Thank you. I was talking about the carrier logos ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Way to pump up exposure to your commercial, Home Depot [ ](/ooc) I worked at McDonalds in high school and would be scheduled 4pm-10pm almost every day of the week, which basically meant I went to work right after school and went to bed when I was done my shift. My grades obviously began to suffer so I had to reduce my availability. They gave me such a hard time about it because I was an above average employee, which to be honest was not saying much. I will never forget one of the managers (probably around 30) telling me how he didn't get why I needed to reduce my hours, he "got good grades, had a girlfriend, and worked full-time hours and turned out fine". . There is nothing wrong with adults who are managers of fast food chains, but that is not where I wanted to end up in life, and he solidified my decision to focus more on school right then and there. Apparently my condoms. Wouldn't surprise me. Seeing that he mentions it in every vid title, even with green activist ones. Of which he's called Eco-Fascists. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) My only concern with this game is that theres only like two cars in the streets. ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) They make quiet furnaces? My 80% Trane is 20+ years old and sounds like a damn jet. And there's only one wall between it and the master bedroom ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) good But I can't live mas when I get diabeetus from your breakfast menu Wait that mod is real . ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Who the f*** made this bot? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Or wet wipes. Anyone who doesn't use bum wipes is a savage. There's no reason to be going around with a dirty butt in 2014. Or people stealing them. /(o°o/)ノ( ノ) /(o.o/)ノ( ノ) oh. what's up with those Cheetos socks... ** ** He'd start playing Nirvana and the kids would be into it, but halfway through he'd flip out and start playing Skrillex without noticing that the 80s kids are now all going at him. A small stem with a bush on the top ? ~~Ghandi~~ Triceノ( ノ) Speedball by looks of those recessed eyes. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (ヽಠ_ಠ)ヽ┬─┬ (☉_☉)┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Upon entering this subreddit, my face: Only if you talk dirty to me And even if they have "purchased" it, the back-end payment portion of the website ISNT EVEN BUILT YET This is interesting. (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ Ahri.. Wait.. they put out movies in the IMAX theatres that aren't shot in IMAX? what? Ben is a boy's name I suppose it could be useful for PvP... maybe. I've done this way too many times when I wanted to cast a hex. Nope, punch that hippotroll... that'll do the trick. It looks really good, but yeah the stealth is... No matter how much I look I can't find African America on any map, to me it's just America... WHO KNEW! Why are /u/Leviro2005's balls upside down? I make pasta in my coffee pot Hope you guys aren't getting tired of all my sprite comic spam. I've posted more than the number of days I've been a redditor . Don't forget smart and talented! She's definitely the package, and what happened to her is one reason people are reluctant to post in GW. CANNOT UNSEE That first part was pretty specific I'll never be on the same level as /u/Randis_Albion *** *** too much information SOE has implemented a terrible upkeep system now, where you have to pump copper in to keep your claim. The cost isn't bad, but you can only pre-pay for 5 days. Take a week long vacation, or travel for work (like me) and can't get back in time to pay your upkeep, you lose your claim. Or not enough. *playgrounds* Wow, just wow ( ) Butt Humps? ** ** ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I just can't get my mind around the fact of why someone took the time out of their day to make this ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) *Enjoyed my hot holes* ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) He lips The link I posted has one of the leaders of Right Sector admitting there were some bad seeds in the crowd, and they took care of them. Probably the most highly covered media event in the world right now and no one can back up their claims of 'storming' with anything other than a picture of a guy attempting to climb up a ledge. Keep believing what you want. The second coop board situation seems incredibly unprofessional, but I'm not surprised AT ALL. I'm in the middle of dealing with a similar situation with an HDFC uptown. I've been waiting on the mgmt to send the financials over to my lawyer for over a week. We had a contract signing scheduled for today, but guess what? Still no financials, so that's been postponed. A few days ago they sent over the offering plan my lawyer requested, but upon opening the file she discovered it was only the amendments, not the actual offering plan. When asked where it was, we were told they "are trying to track it down" and that "no one has ever asked for the whole thing before". Current mood: Awake. Read that as "Snorted so much air through my dick at work." ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I'm gonna be looking out for you ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Good god I live in illinois I love that one. "Please verify the last four digits of the account holder to help pull up your account for faster customer service" says the road robot. As soon as the agent picks up the phone "With whom am I speaking with, thanks, and can I get the last four of your social." If this were a pug, the group would disolve because it wasn't a 1-shot. CURRENT META. IF IT'S META, IT'S CURRENT, UNLESS SPECIFIED AS OLD. Apparently she saw something so offensive on the morning broadcast that she didn't even change out of her pajamas. C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER! Stop following me! Just googled "blue waffle"... Cannot unsee This also bugs me when people being interviewed look right at the camera . Oh, but he is Here in the good ol' U.S. of A. it's check. And I couldn't be lexicographer because I am illiterate . Thanks for pointing out my short comings. Oh look, that's what happens when I misread something ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Whaaaa.........ohhhhhhhh.. ^^^^^┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Gotta love when you are called out for low DPS on protectors or Nazgrim though because you play a melee and are actually following the mechanics and not just tunneling a boss the entire time. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) By that point we usually go to randoms. This doesn't work well if you have >4 players because the computer will get Diddy King Every. Fucking. Time. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) THOU SHALT NOT JPEG FOR TEXT!! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Met a fine young gentleman on the beach in Florida a couple years back who had such a nice trailer and he was on vacation with his small child and girlfriend (wife was back home) who he just bought a nice pair of $8000 titties for and he was out, drinking a budweiser at night in the sand while his kid crushed crabs under his feet and yelled, "THAT'S WHAT A GATOR GETS." He calls his kid over and has him recite the alphabet backwards to me. Because y'know, he'll never get a dui. That's just it: I don't see any pictures ┬─┬ノ( ノ) REVOVED? Wow. At first I was like, huh? just sounds like a high, asian woman's voice. And then > Haha, I guess not then. We must be listening to different tapes. ( ) You better not be a middle aged white woman. Kurt Cobain Please respect tables ┬─┬ノ( ノ) [* intensifies*] ** ** ┬─┬ノ( ノ) did you just spoilify the the movie??? *Nah, couldn't be..* ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) YOU GOT MY HOPES UP! You got them flying so high and then dashed them against the rocks. I hope you're happy with yourself, /u/AerialSun. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Based on your your initial comment, that 'I ruined your gaming experience and annoyed you with my style of writing', and what you've provided thus far, it's *not* a complete waste of time for you to offer criticism without correction or example. Or, rephrased colloquially and indignantly (due to the reasoning behind your lack of showing me what is better), you pulled your head outta your ass long enough to tell the me what you don't like, but lack any example of what you do like to at least ground your opinion in something more substantial, and possibly run the risk of a cordial conversation. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Paints kidneys black, leaves lower grille inserts chrome/silver ლ( ლ) You commented on your post Well it sometimes aint for me, because my IGN is JoffreyBaratheon and so ppl hate me for no reason. Just cause i killed precious ned stark and play teemo sometimes This is "Unpopular opinion puffin" yet every comment in this thread is another person freaking out because they disagree... I accept said welcome. ノ( ノ) TIL that some people think that screenshots are a Steam-only feature inb4 someone wants to transform into a dildo. My hugs "Gorgeous with big boobs and fine body." ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I'm actually now reading that article, and what he said about SAF.... ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ( ノ) I would rep that cap so hard..........hat. My ex was similar. He said he wanted to enter the priesthood. Apparently the priesthood's name is Laurie. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) \ /_W II II --[] And homeless people wonder why other people hate them... Wonder no more Pervert - ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) What's with the aliased power lines? Haha!!! yeah.... Oh gawd I know that feeling. My friend doesn't use global silence till the enemies are cleaning up YOU AGAIN! **NO!** > No kik or snapchat. (aka no unsolicited dick pics or you will end up a post on reddit) Haaa, apparently this is scaring a lot of people away. Might wanna rethink that "meaningful relationship" you want to have. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That username ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) you sure don't live in quebec. here it still snowed all day today ┬─┬ノ( ノ) If I could just get that excited about playing guitar then maybe I'd get better. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Felt all the way in Carson and I'm sure LB could as well. First house shake for me! Continue on lol.. Because I would be in the van. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) **YOU'RE NOT GETTING THE BEST OF ME!** I think he means Schlongs of Skyrim ... Whil I have one on my taint that looks like a chocolate chip. Your *friend* seems a little young. No. A screenshot of an imgur upload? Really? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) **NEVER** **FUCK YOU** > ¯\_( )_/¯ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (.o. ) ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ( .o.) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ If you're interested we could go on a ride before it melt away... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) dat link ┬─┬ノ( ノ) *wants to eat that pussy* -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Or was placed ┬─┬ノ( ノ) The rain's on pole. While I admire his determination, he has been begging to join every faction since the map started It's likely that she's used to typing penis a lot ( ), and her fingers typed the letters without her even thing about it. That happens to me quite often. Gotta love Paddy Power, however British Nice I'm trying to get out of silver as well it's hard as hell when your team mates are derp though. Had guy on my team yesterday no scoping a door because he thought he could get a wall bag we lost that round ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ლ( ლ) did they not see how people reacted when facebook bought whatsapp not too long ago? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Soy el único que le vio durante un largo momento el trasero antes que el slice de pizza?! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) HE DOESN'T HAVE NIPPLES ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Does anyone but Seiko know how to work on these? Homeland Security in charge of everyone's healthcare. Now there's an idea. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I think you should add this: ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Dually has fingers! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ (ﾉಠ_ಠ)ﾉ Elephants Ride Me (ﾉ )ﾉ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) If there was something interesting in their profiles, I wouldn't have a hard time messaging them. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Yup. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Here hide under this. th-thanks... Nope that's the Amiga version, so that would be a grand total of 12.9MB (thanks for not using HD floppy drives Commodore ) Alternate title: Guess my favorite character. (I think I have a problem '') *again* **DONT YOU EVER GET TIRED?** ┬─┬ノ( ノ) OBJEC..... -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) FLAIR UP ¯\\__( )_/¯ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) > ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I know!!! just because something's in Detroit doesn't automatically make it a pile of shit -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Where does your roommate put the soap? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Happiness by pacifist.... Absolutely wrecked although my car was almost literally crushed last night during our 5.1(m) earthquake. A couple things fell off the shelf above it but luckily missed it. TIL physically challenged people still call mentally challenged people "retarded" ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Censors eyebrows..... I upvoted it, but I am still ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) >Referee Phil Dowd ** ** In light of recent events, the Ukrainian one.... People starving is never funny Holy crap dude. I think it's time to pick something else up. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Have you been to a derm? I second /r/skincareaddiction, they've helped my skin so much! I hear ya on the bitch face, I have hooded eyes so I have the perma Well played, Greg ... Yeah...... Right Or both arms ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Vive le Québec libre ༼ つ ༽つ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Wite I know, I know. I could pay and not have ads at all. Maybe now I will. There is this pastor guy who has these voice ads. Normally, I can just tune him out, but not today. Not when this line penetrated my perceptual filter: "Jesus' arms were nailed wide apart to show that he can embrace us all." How can anyone not see this as an extremely gross, disturbing, bordering-on-torture-porn image? This " " and this "as a sane person I have never had an incestuous relationship" ┬─┬ノ( ノ) The image reads circle where it should obviously read cheese. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Stars, is he luring you with pizza and sweet words into a bubble bath? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) So he took the second pic while pulling the snake out? You must have kept zone chat disabled. So many idiots You. Oh creepy smile bot, I love you! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Pretty much this le ಠ_ಠ_ faec ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) tiny cute man thing . didn't think 'tiny man tools' was any better . Offer secure mumble - uses someone else's teamspeak .. mad when DDoS'd. I'm a biologist and I could make a better bridge than that ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ** ** Just an endless cycle of MILFs I thought I was in the orgy one above yours and I read the first one He sounds like stable parent material.... *I read that as "me with a squashed face" for some reason. * * * ノ( ノ) Was this his/her expression?: ... Oh why hello there I see you are new to the sub wel.... that's a suspicious amount of hand sanitizer and rubber duckies ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Funny, considering my Japanese friends always went on how western I draw. Not enough anime for anime fans, too "anime bullshit" for western fans - forever caught between two cultures. The Ironborn hate me because the Starks have made me theirs and the Starks dislike me because I'm Ironborn....ლ( ლ)... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┻━┻ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Lighting? What lighting? > Girl, there is so much I don't know about you. What if Chevy is paying you off in order to hint at Tesla paying off R/Technology? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) It's almost exactly 12:47 here ┬─┬ノ( ノ) He wanted something reminiscent of Miles Davis' "Tutu" album cover, but with skulls as the light reflections in the eyes (second photo is sans skulls). Not sure if it's what he wants since he fell asleep early Total piece of shit? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Same. Also playing Final Fantasy on Xbox = ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Poo, poo! *Why* ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Such a stern response ┬─┬ノ( ノ) IMHO both teams needed to play with te same champions exept darien, I agree. But I think if Gambit (especially Darien) played serious for one time, they could've won. I mean, shyvana with 3 Cloack's of Agility? Really? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Circlejerk!! I thought you said I wouldn't need a calculator... ಠ_ಠ Nice response I've heard women say the first thing they go for in any number of scenarios is the groin. Even when the man isn't being threatening. But I suppose they could justify that by saying they felt "oppressed" so they had to defend themselves. That what they mean? *It better not be apples* ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Why would you be cuddling with your dad? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) The title is from the article ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Dude there are so many roles that you could fit really well. You might get typecast as the redneck/meth user though, but damn you were perfect. As someone from the south, I get tired of over the top southern accents. Yours as Charlie was extreme but relaxed and natural. I told my girlfriend, "that guy is gonna be famous after this show." I hope good things happen with your career. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) yes, it does ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Sick fuckers I trust you've tried this? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Came here to ask this. Hope OP Delivers... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ლ( ლ wat ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ (°_°) ノ( ノ) /r/pokemonノ( ノ) Ghandi (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I feel your pain. That's what it sounds like to me. All women are disposable bc he can find another. But they would know a trashing is going to happen and wouldn't come in. Yes... *religion* does wonder that... NO Stop it right now. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) How well does that Acer run? My first ever computer was an Acer (like 18 years ago... ) Okay- I am sure you have better intel than I. I had the same thought spartan wasps ┌∩┐ ┌∩┐ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Jimmy and Poochy... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Watch out, that one bot will find you... I have no idea what bot you mean, but if there's a bot that's triggered by the image and you're warning me in advance... I'm not sure what to make of that. I find it funny though. No. -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) I wonder if they exist in Gold 5. I don't want to climb elo anymore. Rest in peace in peace.... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) hahah oh /r/furry, you never cease to amuse me-wait..... You're "THAT GUY" aren't you. "Oh, I'll just kill the ranged creep so I can buy my magic stick. It's no big deal, not like the lane equilibrium will be irretrievably fucked up for the next three minutes. And it's not like your carry needed that last hit anyways, or any of the other twenty you swiped. What a slaughter ** ** *** * ** ノ( ノ)(ಠ‿ಠノ) I guess he converted to Islam a few hundred years ago I can only play small player maps like rush and Domination on PS4 now any Large Conquest or Carrier Assult has unplayable rubber-banding. Which sucks because There aren't any Small CQ or CA servers. Basically my favorite game modes are no longer an option . ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Oh yaaaah. Another parent who thinks society owes them for having a child. And ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Schools.... Cannot unsee Hahah.. Recces Well it does just the one button that does this ಠ_ಠ face so I think I can handle not having custom text or emotes as long this exists. /r/treesappraisal. It's on the sidebar Didn't see Jennifer Hale mentioned anywhere. lookingforexcusetouse .exe You are actually complaining about not having to follow a rule. I am now prepared to ingest copious amounts of mayonnaise. I'm on Alien Blue and did not know about the ಠ_ಠ button. I just use the shortcut from my phone. I put the hyphen there for people like you The same thing happened to me two nights ago, but it was David Bowie... like, current David Bowie. Clearly an 8 seed Unsure if this is racism or a compliment ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ノ(ಠ‿ಠノ)( ノ) The button is extremely useful. There is a video dude. Stop being a potato and an ignoramus. Kazansa bile bir hafta içinde yolsuzlukdan dolayi içeriye sokarlar In your reply box, tap the arrow at the top of your screen and a menu comes down. Swipe the menu right and you get more options, including the face. So, true story. I decided to hitch hike the country as a kid. It was right before my 21st birthday.... I'm in New York, I believe grand central station, but it's been forever. It was huge and down town, that's what I know... It was New York and I can't take that many people in one place so it was time to move on. Anyways, so I go to this vendor and get a muffin and milk. I knew the milk was good because it's expiration date was my birthday! Good. To. Go. Take my seat on the bus, settle in... Bite of muffin, nice big swig of milk. Chunkiest milk I've ever had the privilege of gracing my lips with. It was my birthday of the year prior that it expired. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Yes, developers on OSX chose it because of "iEverything...." Serve Beth animal style? Now it's at 2.3K Dude, you are CONSTANTLY lurking 'rising', I see you everywhere, and you need to know one thing. You have a problem, you're so depressed. Even when there is NO context for the sadness, you are just sad. You need to cheer up man, Reddit will always be here for you. We can get through this, but one day I hope to see you go from this to this (ô‿ô). And when it happens, ill be there to tell you: "We did it.. we did it.." Best advice is best... *** *** ┬─┬ノ( ノ) TL;DR: TL;DR...... Maybe just the kayak for now. Thanks. ( )┌∩┐ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I try not to be Overzealous OP but your username It wasn't even yesterday. ^ That wasn't carl's belt ☜( ☜) You sound like me man. My arms and legs have literally frightened people before I was waiting on the Asus ROG "swift" 1440p but then I saw this 4k, so I pre-ordered it. I'm running a 780ti SC and now I'm 2nd guessing myself. Bang bang bang? ^^Good... ^^You ^^don't ^^want ^^to ^^know ^^what ^^i ^^do ^^to ^^snitches. ^^ ノ(ಠ‿ಠノ)**ノ**( ノ) ** ** Pits safe to presume that the welcome to Terminus potluck plate handed to Rick was human meat. ~~Who would spend rent money on rims?~~ That makes absolutely no sense at all. Makes 3 of us ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ᕕ( )ᕗ That is not imgur. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Unless she or Rachelle win HoH ... .. Worst nightmare ever! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Spoiler for a 15 years old game? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) "Top of their game" applies very loosely in this case. ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) /u/ how do you feel about this account? I think /r/animalporn is the shadiest one of those... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) No not at all what I said. What I am talking about is that it is the goverbment's role, duty, responsibility, and charge for its legitimacy to ensure economy and transactions, which it does through the issue and regulation of paper money, i.e., dollars, why should it not also have an electronic system for transacting in this modern age, without payment processors siphoning off billions from the economy just to do something that should be the government's responsibility. The government doesn't really realize it I it's stupid state, but visa, MC, et al. make a significant gash in the legitimacy and necessity of the government's role in society. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Or you want them to break their arms.^^^^ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You shut your whore mouth about Ratatouille that movie was perfect 128g you say? That's pretty hefty. I'll have to bring my scales to verify And now is lunchbreak for United Kingdom, but Siesta time for Spain, so anything goes really, also Australia / S.E.Asia will be primetime. Also, all you U.S. kids should be paying attention to class. The girls in austria are going for dem 1 mm thick ones Nothing about that campaign seemed serious to me either. It's like Twix's left & right factory. A joke campaign for advertising purposes. But in the same fashion as Diamond Shreddies, I've literally had someone tell me recently that "Twix tastes better ever since they split the factories." I didn't realize `http_build_url` was able to modify AND parse URL's like this library can do. Not sure if I should be horrified or amused... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Apparently being an asshole is pretty popular among guys. The ladies love it. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That is most certainly not popular ┬─┬ノ( ノ) But the one next to her has a full moustache ┬─┬ノ( ノ) And since when does asking warrant a "man up"? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) dude ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Did you even read the article? Oh not its fine, honestly, il put that back. ┬──┬ ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) For a quick second I forgot this guy even existed, I thought it was a Magic Mike thumbnail ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) A) That's a lot of people not participating in race threads... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Rangers fan, at least you won one. Made it to two series in a row and lost both (┛ )┛彡┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) "From the Tubes of You." ┬─┬ノ( ノ) It's name is the same as the subreddit you are in. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) At first I was Yeah I know, first the thugs were like ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐ and then /u/GrandBuba was like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ but then the thugs (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ and in response /u/GrandBuba was ( ) and then he was ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) and the thugs were all (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡 but /u/GrandBuba wasn't having any more of their bullshit so he was all ¯¯̿̿¯̿̿'̿̿̿'̿̿̿)͇̿̿)̿̿̿'̿̿\̵͇̿̿\=(•̪̀●́)=o/̵͇̿̿/'̿̿ ̿ ̿̿ and the thugs were like ༼ ◕_◕ ༽ but then they were (✖╭╮✖) but then /u/GrandBuba went fucking crazy and he was all (⌐■_■)--︻╦╤─ - - -and everyone else was all x_x and then /u/GrandBuba was ب_ب and it was all over, the end. this is my favorite bot. (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Syndra: Head of state Confession: I hated secret bases, contests, and diving. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Because it has roughly 200 less points than the most upvoted comment in this thread. ಠ◡ಠ ノ( ノ) Sam thing - crashes constantly. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I thought the secret sauce was their only real secret Really ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┻━┻ ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) "I was ok, but i guess you fixed that didn't you asshole. " Fewer. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Cum inside of the President's wife ლ( ლ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┻━┻ ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Fleshlight. ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I know this is exaggerated, but still? We have cities here too, you know. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ### ** ** ### I'm watching the Truman Show right now. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Thanks for caring but on this side it's going pretty well he probably did your mother too... wait... -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) (┛ )┛彡┻━┻/(.□ . )\ Because the nature of the face is that it's given in disapproval, usually at something a little unsettling, and to turn it into a smile makes it an expression of pleasure/approval of something that should be unsettling, making it creepy. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ** ** ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Darude Sandstorm ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Only if you give me reason to... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Not hearing, but listening to. Riiiiiiiight. So barring lifelong couples from hospital rooms, barring adoptions, retirement benefits, medical coverage...but yeah. It's all just soooooo overblown. Talk to someone whose life has been affected by a bigot like this guy. Then perhaps you'll see, it's huge. It's serious. And my statement is not at all hyperbole. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (ಠ_ಠ)ノ( ノ) (ノ )ノ彡 (ノಠ典ಠ)ノ /r/pokemonノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡(ノಠ‾ಠ)ノノ( ノ) (ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)**ノ( ノ)** /r/pokemon**ノ( ノ)** I downloaded "pure". It's still searching for a match in the metro San Diego area. (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡**(ノಠ‾ಠ)ノ**ノ( ノ) (ノಠ‾ಠ)ノ "Listen here you failed abortion" - My twin brother yesterday. Yeah, but can you milk those? -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) His team would be full of the most annoying Pókemon. 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It's always downvoting for me, and I think it's because as an asian it's reading my eyes as cringing all the time -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (; ) Cast iron vs aluminum Not that anyone will see it cause they are stuck on /r/scooters, Thank you mods... - i don't like your name ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I refreshed a tab I loaded like an hour ago, saw the comic sans, remembered the date ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Glue?! What the hell kind of glue are you using? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Finally someone who gets it. I was in nursing school and had that wanted to hang out. He was like no one is that busy or needs to study that much. I kid you not he quoted that meme. Having finals is an excuse... Awesome. Need tritium for a fancy wedding ring? FUCK YOU, PAL. Need tritium to shoot people? BE OUR GUEST. - upvote if u r a strong independent black woman who dont need no man. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I know I got a crash course in dodging Nidalee spears today... I'm onto you, Karl -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) No. Go away. This was dumb. No references, and it's Aprils day... we all know this... ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) This... I... Wha... I just cannot believe people like this actually exist... This is just too much, how can anyone really be that much of a douche, and right from the start too... I think she's mistaken, mayonnaise is not just a thick version of milk, although the color may have confused her a little bit... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ** ** How dare you ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That hover text... You have been here for 2600 days and have 14.5k karma. Kinda sad that those retarded emoticons like " " are allowed and upvoted, but someone like you who simply laughs at something and decides to write "xD" is getting downvoted. This is why Reddit is a bandwagon-jumping shithole. Try hovering your mouse over it. 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I'm posting under my given birth name. What do you have to hide? > Paul Broun district represent! At least you aren't LSU She then got mouth raped "art" ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Dogecoins (drag to resize in RES) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) OMG ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) You must be a hit at parties ( ) I like this bot. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) "Why?" ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Boyfriend. Giggs. I swear to God that better be an April Fool's joke. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) How disingenuous of them.. To publish a non-causal study in J Epidemiol Community Health. Crooks and liars and statisticians, the lot of them. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) *Man*.. lol ┬─┬ノ( ノ) /r/gonewild Is only full of men now ┬─┬ノ( ノ) So you should Monster Should've seen that coming Hmmmm... Just the thing an April Fooler would say... ( )╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Yes, and about a hundred less creepy guys staring Don't look at me like that! Not sure if you're serious or not. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I saw these had been posted at work and waited till I got home and had a moment to sit down with the iPad and cup of tea tea read through them properly. I got to the second bullet point god dammit Blizzard. You're the master. Just have them call you King Leonidas ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That font...explain yerself... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I have no idea what is going on here. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Guys what if this is Google's way of announcing to us that they're buying Amazon. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ)Please^respect^tables ┬─┬ノ( ノ) The one on the right looks like he's bleeding out of his eye Why did I watch the whole thing You don't have gold. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ghandi flipped my table (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ wikibot what are tables? [[2d20]] + /u/rollme flip a coin hehehehe ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I laughed. My husband's (who has type 1 diabetes) face. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ("Thanks for breaking prod, dickhole."); Lacy black! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Who wouldn't want to explore an abandoned hospital? > ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Only men carry children. ** ** ┬─┬ノ( ノ) At least your team's in playoff position. I'm an Oilers fan ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I'm curious as to how you could break that cycle, with out sex involved ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That's like a fucking river of blood coming out. That looks like it hurts like a motherfucker...and when he practically *shoved* his *hand* in there I was gonna say "you misspelled Rider" but then I actually looked at the picture. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ლ( ლ) She was the only one who got to eat during the shooting. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ...and confusing. ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ I haven't really been a fan of the whole DogeCar thing since the beginning, myself... but that's a pretty shitty attitude to have. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Seriously, all these drone updated and no mention of AI/UI updates . ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Hey Trout, do you find it odd you're following the in the footsteps of Tim Salmon? Coincidence, I think not ┬─┬ノ( ノ) They two blocks from my house but I didn't know My reaction was first ‽ and then ‼ and then %†&@⁋⁂‡ and then I realized it was an AFJ and I was like . How does she know what incest feels like ? I must be hallucinating all those streams and written guides on the internet! I was actually 10 years old and into pro wrestling. I looked up "wolfpack.com" and got a nice surprise ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I'd like to see some proof about bypassing 2FA ** ** What is wrong with you people? These are basic things that apply to ANYTHING.. I really don't think ''Graser fans'' are like this evidently... shaddy motherfuckers . And when you zoom in on your phone it gets bigger ┬─┬ノ( ノ) /r/ofcoursethatsathing ( ) When replying to a comment tap the arrow at the top of the screen, then swipe that menu to the right. There are options to add an image, the face, and more. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I'm pretty sure it is pronounced Aquaduck Island, after Rhode Island's most famous super hero.. ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ( ) This doesn't seem like the best thing to do. I see what you did there.... The word *moist* ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠRaise your ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Or when people loudly sniffle.... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I kind of stalked you. And erm, I'd rather have your brain or hands, which ever work for you . Your cakes look so endearing- you must be a pro. At first I was like but then I was like 0_o ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Y U NO SHOT THE CHICKEN??!?!??!? ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) This is why developers want to kill end users. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ "Wednesday 02 April 2014" Hey You put over 200 days of your life, more than half a year, into LBP? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Legos. Balloons ᕕ( )ᕗ ☜( ☜) How dry do you want it??? Like a desert? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) 3 Indra just stares at him for a moment . "It must be the darkness inside you..." Indra then looks back to Kurai "You, young Uchiha, wish to be freed of this plague, correct?" questions the apparition. Kurai is taken aback, being drunk also didn't help. "Yes, I wish to be freed of this accursed stone" responds the dark sage. Indra nods "It's actually a piece of my Susanoo, long kept by my followers. By melding it with some of my flesh, blood and their own life force, they have perpetuated it but it's a tainted jutsu." He looks to both. "Weaken this sealstone and destroy this abomination of a jutsu so that my chakra can be fully released." the apparition then fades, being sucked back into the massive stone. "All this time..." kurai drops the bottle, not feeling the need to drink "looks like we have work to do" he hopes Tibs will help him ))<:: ☜( ☜) ಠ_ಠ where do you find them ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Dude. QUICK, SUMMON EVEN MORE BOTS (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Metro isn't even that old (ಠ_ಠ)^( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ))<:: ᕕ( )ᕗ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Then... where does vanilla come from... -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You've spent hundreds of dollars on weather apps? Wow! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) * * ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ☜( ☜)=3.:: (-.-) > Dude. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) great, now i want one I'm removing this because it was posted here two days ago. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ )╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ )╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Where is the end-quote? again: What's gonna cause the South to spring for your username?... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Ugh. Exactly. "Here's a story my brain made up while it was bored while I was sleeping. Let me tell you this nonsense in excruciating detail." You forgot an * in the Trial Results section. Thanks autourbanbot. No ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I'm assuming it's short for analysis, but if not, I'm going to have to give him the concerned face ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) I'm done with *you* for the day ☜( ☜)=3.::(ಠ台ಠ) Only if they're brightly colored and talk no NO ┬─┬ノ( ノ) It is really sad to see. how can such a beautiful and imposant animal can have such a ridiculous and moron live. To be used so unnaturally. The elephant isn't aware of what he is doing, it isn't pride of his work nor have any human sentiment on his actions. Just plain confusion. It have the exact ''I don't know what i'm doing'' dog meme but instead of a dumb smile it have that face: 8==D ☜( ☜) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Did you just yourself? But not 2011 dat marking Woah I was totally scrolling through and almost missed this... I wonder if I've ever been mentioned elsewhere.. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Or pitcher Aerosmith Singer's daughter That superimposition no amount of abuse makes going to prison worth it don't do it bro! ლ( ლ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) It has so much potential, but it sucks ass. They really put NyQuil in it? (>ಠ_ಠ)><( <) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) E liquid GET. ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) thanks a lot bro, could have used a nsfw me thinks ლ( ლ) I bet he was so drunk he *thought he was invisible* ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) also a toy train Tell me more about these MILFS ...You could have daughters, you know. you're Haha, yes. Except I'm not sure the job title 'typist' exists anymore. But, all other references: still so Canberra... Thanks man What would happen if I, while driving, just decided to play chicken with a random car. Of just drive off the road. Or anything like that -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) How old are your kids? ☜( ☜)=3💩💩 (-.-) myexmyexmyexmyexmyexmyexmyexmyexmyexmyexmyexmyex (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ Blueforeskin? As much as possible. Any form of guidance is something that I don't have to go back and change later (hopefully). Scripts are essential if there are deadlines, storyboards help (but I think are more for production and framing shots and whatnot), and interpretive dance.... sounds awesome I got it shipped from their site. It is so delicious, but I will say shipping is a bitch. It cost more than the bottle Holy crap, you guys got far while I was asleep. If only my sleeping period was the TEN HOURS you guys took to teach dive yesterday... That MAKES him a New Zealander.... Ptoo! ... Ptoo! (Confirmed banana flavor. Back to sleep) Oh goddammit, why did I even think that would be something different. Of course it's going to be people screwing dogs, and not a joke or something. It appears to me that we're getting at least *some* useful grinding in here. I honestly hope democracy rioters realize how necessary this is and don't get all pissy about lack of progress Forgot to mention that we also had finished it while hiding it at the safe spot. Couldn't risk it being empty when I get back ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Why does his chin have a 4-pack value to other people is definitely gone the dont get anything for them on GTS but maybe OP values them 2018 Or a "goat" story. Every damn time I don't check, guess how it ends! Bama's history of good wideouts? I've seen enough to know where this is going > ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Now you have to... I've got my eyes on you Last time I had someone with the possessed trait, he became my next king of Ireland, then converted to Waldensian, which got the Pope to declare a Crusade on my kingdom. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) > ┬─┬ノ( ノ) > Holy fuck every fireman there was uncircumcised We're all Stalkers. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I've probably touched that exact hand rail. *Why don't you play a real class* vertical "Cracker"? lol. I didn't put in any anti-piracy measures.. I do care about stuff like this, but I also think being a police officer must be a shit gig, because the general consensus(especially on the internet) is that you are an unethical d bag that wants to fuck people over. The media sensationalize when certain cops do horrible things and it causes the average hive mind citizen to cry police brutality in every situation, the police never get the benefit of the doubt where as in reality 95% of them deserve it. I myself would not come to a conclusion without all of the info, and therefore will not form an opinion on this officer, there is just as much of a likelihood he did his job properly and ethically. Sorry if I was unpleasant to you, the internet pisses me off with it's narrow minded, uninformed knee jerk bullshit. Thanks for reminding me this man exists. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) **ಠ_ಠ**^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ :'( I didn't even get a damn sticker don't you " " the logic of my seven year old brain. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Calm down liberal ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I see what you did there... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I blocked king.com on my router. It worked for a couple of times but the websites started using some other domain to redirect me to the App Store ; on the plus side no more Candy Crush ads. I always hold eye contact. I can see the depths of your soul \#1 in the related videos... This is my nightmare! You're crazy! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) She just plopped her big yellow behind in Freckles' old spot stupid Paula Yes let's do that ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Some guy just followed /u/Warlizard around asking him if he was /u/Warlizard from the Warlizard gaming forum (which doesn't exist, the guy was just messing with him) It went on for a few months before he told him that it doesn't exist and now every time people see /u/Warlizard, they ask him if he's from the gaming forum, in which /u/Warlizard's usual response is " " and gains massive karma points. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) >in which /u/Warlizard's usual response is " " and gains massive karma points. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Well that's a dark way to look at it......... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I'm looking at *you*, 9gag. ** ** -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Dat haircut and forehead tattoo ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Where are the bed sheets? Laundry day? OP's mom is dead. ಠ_ Must buy all three? uh huh. So do you arrive whenever anyone says in their post? I was actually standing outside till the wind changed and I really started smelling the rubber Not sure if innuendo..... ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ \\( )/ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Just replace the no with ( )ノ ︵ ┻━┻ **[ ]** **[ಠ_ಠ][ಠ_ಠ][ಠ_ಠ][ಠ_ಠ][ಠ_ಠ][ಠ_ಠ][ಠ_ಠ][ಠ_ಠ][ಠ_ಠ][ಠ_ಠ][ ]** ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Reddit compares it to other posts on the sub it was submitted to. ಠ_ಠ...ಠ◡ಠ...* * -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) First I thought you were talking about dude at the beach and was like "It's corny, but whatever," and then I was like ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) When did Sprewell get traded to the Timberwolves? 8===D ┬─┬ノ( ノ) /u/PleaseRespectTables ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) After this comment I'm really apprehensive as to whether I should install this ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Thanks y'all. ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) If you don't like the video and what he is doing you shouldn't post it. You're just encouraging him. In the same sense the rest of us shouldn't have to pass up on good tech just because some people can't afford a reliable Internet connection. Please respect the tables┬─┬ /( )/ (ノಠ ∩ಠ)ノ彡ノ( ノ) > ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) "I want you to tell me that you love me."   wut. Scylla ^JAIL ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Please respect tables. ಠ_ಠ*ಠ_ಠ*ಠ_ಠ*ಠ_ಠ*ಠ_ಠ*ಠ_ಠ*ಠ_ಠ*ಠ_ಠ*ಠ_ಠ*ಠ_ಠ*ಠ_ಠ*ಠ_ಠ*ಠ_ಠ*ಠ_ಠ*ಠ_ಠ*ಠ_ಠ*ಠ_ಠ*ಠ_ಠ*ಠ_ಠ*ಠ_ಠ*ಠ_ಠ*ಠ_ಠ*ಠ_ಠ* * That other bus is all like "I don't know this guy " Thanks but no thanks, I'd rather try my luck with the granddaughters. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I read that as *clit* "...well at least I know what it feels like now." Actually this, morning EUE/EUW full of kids skipping their school. I prefer having 150 ping on USE to explaining those dudes how skills work (-You got to 3.5k without knowing how thirst works? -Brother's acc. ) Here's another good one. You're at the movies, buying popcorn from the concessions for $473847384928 or whatever they hell they charge for it. They say "Enjoy your movie!" and of course you say "You too!" Chao, I'm gonna ask you a question and I want you to be honest with me. Did you set your house on fire just to see your hometown on Reddit? Wow. Thank you. Makes sense now. TL;DR: do my school work... And it also broke every other toggle page besides the initial one nooooo, ლ( ლ) What . Thank you! *ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ * **ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ** ლ( ლ) why?! ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ that wasn't an oversight that dog is ripped man ┬~~┬ノ( ノ) No, you're not.. It's Math. Darnit Morthy, now I want Subway. -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) 156 Minion Kills? Holy... Me please Haha, neither was his response! (but is your response to his response also aware that his response was aware of your intentional mistake? And, if so, does this mean you have successfully made my response to your response to his response about you're "wrong" in your comment a case of my posting a response without reading? Does the fact that I am questioning the intention, both latent and obvious, of comments totaling a mere 6 words [8 if you consider contractions, 12 if you expand the acronym, and infinitely many if one considers the " " in the total] excuse me from "misreading"?) When people type "www.google.com" into *google's search page* there's UI work to do? Yes, you're right! I also wonder especially about the guy in front, if he was black, or if he was white and turned black ヽ༼ ༽ﾉ funny, $3.57 price of gas right down the street from my house ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Well, at least your username and flair uncover the motives behind this comment Because you sound smug. Your tone, if it's genuine, doesn't translate to text. Detailed analyses. If only we fapstronauts took heed of this tool. Unfortunately, nobody seems to even consider it anymore... Your link made me feel bad and you should feel bad ノ( ノ ) ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ Shhh! the pair of you I cant hear what the last bingo number was. ヽ༼ ༽ﾉ My parents have the sweetest Vizsla. Except her *father* is also her *brother*. So she's pretty derpy. And I've witnessed her eat poop more times than I'd like Finally? "I'm support an increase in minimum wage, but I'm against Obama's increase in minimum wage." ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Hey! Why you gotta say Alabama? You know Mississippi is right next door. Pick on those bigoted fucks ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Can not unsee These are awesome, have to find some now...wallet ( ) Wow, this thread is *way* less fun than the original question. Hey guys no GoT spoilers! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬/( )\┬─┬ Right when I finish terraforming around my spawn, I find this REDDIT SHOULD CROWD SOURCE A RACE AT LIKE RICHMOND. THE 400. Holy shit... Is this real life? ლ( ლ) I was trying to think of others. I know we've run into these bugs before, I just can't remember any of them. Seems like you have some experience in this particular field Your username is highly inappropriate right now It's called pork roll, you peasant. If you want to dispute the quality of the sources in a specific manner, do that (I think maybe you just missed the list). No biggie. I agree that stuff like this is usually pretty low quality so... thanks for posting it I guess? Lol! No The interior scenes need more RANDOM FUCKING NOISE in the background. And the washing machine hum in the background of the whole thing wasn't quite noticeable enough, they needed to turn that shit up to 11. Tony Stark/Iron Man first appeared in the 60s... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) So the black guy? blow up his car They had their ways TIL if I ride mass transit in the UK, I *will* get vomited on at some point ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I WOULD BE THE KING OF ALL WALRUSES!!!!!!! MUAHHAHAHAH I just realized I've never seen a black woman on the front page Did you take a picture of your monitor with a camera ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Frankly, if Islam promotes hygiene, then clearly most muslims I know do not follow Islam. With one or two exceptions, the toilets of every mosque I have visited are disgusting, regardless of country and the area of the city the mosque is located in. There is always that pervading damp, mouldy odour hanging in the air, the kind that you get when a place is not cleaned and ventilated properly. As you near the toilet area, you catch the whiff and it makes you screw up your face because something inside you knows that is a *bad* smell and you should stay away from the source. In the toilet area itself, the floor is wet and now you can smell the urine as well, mixed in with the mouldy dampness. Why is the floor wet? Even the slippers they place outside the toilet areas are always wet. How is that possible? Then, after a few years of unfortunate circumstances that would lead me to use those disgusting places, I would eventually see why the floors would get wet. There were people doing wudu in there because they didn't want to wait around in the wudu area ....And in the wudu area itself, I have seen some thoroughly disgusting people wiping their feet on the towels they provide....I used to wipe my face and arms on those ಠ╭╮ಠ .... Once I saw that, I have never used those towels again, I just leave it all wet, regardless of how cold it may be. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I have a black friend who would always get told by his black grandma that he could date any girl he wanted. She could be stupid, poor, ugly. Didn't matter. As long as she wasn't black. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ♨_♨ can't unsee or unthink.... Yo lo dejaría presentarse, y acabando el concierto le siembro coca, lo levanto y lo mato win win situation, libertad de expresión checked, lección a juventud checked...y a las morras pendejas y gordas de sus fans las mando de edecanes con el rey de la basura HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING IN COLLEGE ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Pretty sure that's a bad idea. Did this part of my ballsack touch a towel? OP... Please Money don't grow on trees, man That would definitely handicap you Why must you be? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) > Should have mentioned that it's an indoor cat... I don't need to know the details... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I'll take 18 boxes thanks.... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ლ( ლ) WHY?! More like ┌( )┘ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Himself.... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) We want midgets! NOW!!! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Also known as isopropyl alcohol, in case of any future miscommunications. > (╯ )╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Why rest in peace? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) That.. That was, unique? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) No. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Once i was just doing computer stuff, then suddenly i coughed up a weird brown yellow like little ball like smaller then a marble, and when i smelled it . I have everything set to autocorrect when I type something I never type, E.g, Clrtxt is hyperlinked. Spoilertag for spoiler tags. I never forget how to do anything and I can do " " anytime I want. It isn't what your looking for but it's a neutral solution. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Settings > General > Keyboard > Shortcuts > + > Phrase: > Shortcut: lod > Save ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) No way! ¯\_( )_/¯ Oregon State I got a 7 day ban from throwing a molotov at the start of a round and doing too much damage to teammates (we had a bit of an ingame squabble because I said something unpopular and the 2 of them would take turns shooting me till I had 1 health). I just got unbanned yesterday, and got a Blue Screen in the middle of a match. I restarted and tried to rejoin, only to find out I have ANOTHER 7 day ban because I took too long to reconnect. Probably I was out for a total of 4 minutes? Seriously sucks... Damn if I had only seen this a few days ago I could have used all those helpful tips and tricks. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I think you really like this book, considering the amount of times you post this ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Did you already have all of the assault rifles unlocked? "they just work" ..... (ﾉ )ﾉ it was black...then you painted it white....then black? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) What have you done The fish sticks I have those same vans Alright, imma get on right now. It is practically a perfect 5 IV doe I don't know.. but they're multiplying Let's keep this bad boy going So much creep.. Many smiles.. Well, I haven't read the story, only the synopsis. ಠಠ ಠಠ La skuola non vuole che esca di venerdì (ci sono lezioni il mattino successivo ), ma il sabato sera "Mi spacc' ammerda" ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ GOD DAMMIT GAMBOA HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU. That's was my impression as well, leaving out Livius to avoid the spoiler. Of course in the ending we saw his naked butt I read some insane comment on the internets but the idea of crowd funding Neo is far out... Wait a second... Not everyone does that? ლ( ლ) How about now? Did I fix it? What the hell are you doing with all my FUCKING underwear!!!!!..... 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I also post some of my work in another album. Yes it is Is he actually serious? ** ** I was about to say /r/consolemasterrace... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Having no real use is what collecting is all about though... Outcall hotel massage as the targeted ad at the bottom. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Or its actually /u/kiwimark Ah man warm beer is the worst. I always become incredibly articulate to compensate for my would-be slurs. For 23 years? ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ( ) Why ... Just Why. The screen is way too small for a desktop computer based desktop environment, and performance will choke because you are emulating a CPU instead of using the host CPU. You are way better off buying a cheap, x86 based, Windows 8 tablet. Amateurs ... Watch as I do the work of two redditors at the same time..... (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ ︵ ノ( ノ) ಠ ಠ Jesus Christ, that FAAAAACCCCEEEE!!! Chill man I just made a joke that rhymed with Donnie Darko Can't tell if you're excited or mad about it ᕕ( )ᕗ It was The Others with Nicole Kidman. I was in 3rd or 4th grade when my parents took my 6 year old sister and I to see it as a "fun family outing". ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ I like them chubby fuck idk why. My ex was perfect. Too bad she's my ex. Food Yes, on the car. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That rage erection. Uh isn't this software? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Most of the food I ate here in Bandung were below the minimum price. Now I wonder whether or not these food are edible... What the.. God damn it. Why do I learn this just now. Don't mess with my feels like that. ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Holy fuck.... That UI. Goddamnit. I really don't know. A lot seem very young though now that you mention it .. "For external use only." ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ The mom was ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ It's okay I apparently did this too but at dinner in public next to some black people.........I'm white Are you telling me there's a chance GoT doesn't premier tomorrow? Maybe she will let him ride around on her Rascal? > > Welcome to the LODC. You are one of us now. in RES its a short cut. Failing that google " alt codes" ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Well now you said **that** (☞ )☞ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) All leather (collars, shoes, belts, cuffs) need conditioning. You use the collar a lot more than the other stuff (and wear it in the shower ‎ ), so it dried out quicker, but the same will happen to the rest of it eventually. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You maintain afterward!? Oh. Are you responding to the ‎ ? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Purple? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Yes because it is a parody of the Simpsons. This is just a rough storyline for a typical porn. It is not a parody of anything. Is that really so hard to comprehend? Hawks lead shots on goal, blues lead goals. Sooo, typical Blackhawks. I read that too quickly and could've sworn you said, "As a guy who has roofied before." Fire. I could literally sit in the bottom of my freezer and be warm, and trust me, I have always wanted to sit in the bottom of my freezer I will answer it (again). When you say it is a parody, with all of the information that had been presented your comment is perceived as you saying that this was not a porn it is a parody of a porn. This is because that is the most likely scenario in which this would be a parody, due to the fact it is not a recognizable parody of anything. Your problem is that you are trying to argue theoretical facts in what you said. This isn't a court of law, we are people and if what you said was perceived a certain way that is on you. You are not being realistic and thinking with empathy, you are being a cunt. Any incest? I...I'm not even sure I want to see that I'm told the air pump things are used in crack pipes or something I've never said that men don't experience sexual prejudice, merely that I encounter far more men bitching about it than women. Pretty much any time a woman talks about experiencing prejudice on reddit, there's going to be a man who comes along to say that he has it just as bad. It's not a contest her legs are the sexiest things ever.. i might just have a leg fetish ┬─┬ノ( ノ) "Speak British for me!" Here, have this: \ ノ( ノ) I think he pronounces it like "cusp" Looks really good Stop it, bots! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Yes they were. Study..... > They boil the water for their tea.... in the microwave Same thing in Ontario, CA (Canada, seriously having 2 Ontarios in 2 regions abbreviated with CA is not a smart idea ). Am I the only one here who thinks she might have started with a completed/new cube and disassembled the pattern then reversed the video? Doesn't seem like enough moves. Get your shit together, Gaybros. >They boil the water for their tea.... in the microwave Most are still in snow/ice/water. I'll wait that everything melts, because I don't want to receive shit particles while hammering the ice. The warm and fuzzy feeling this adorable puppy gives me is somehow ruined by the distinct sound of that troll Nancy grace on the tv in the background. I'd know that bitch's voice anywhere. ### 3 weeks? Jesus Christ that's forever You to read like a romance novel...a romance novel that I want to read All I can see now is Terry Crews singing this in the convertible. its almost at a milion now No, mum is incorrect. Mom is correct. You should probably know the difference Mum means silent. You should probably know this MOM means "one's mom". People who keep things in the oven scare the crap outta me. I can't remember ever checking beforehand if there was something in the oven before preheating it... not to say I shouldn't have to, but it's preeetty easy to forget Yea man, did your parents never tell you that you need to get your b-hole bleached like every 6-12 months? How long have you gone without having it done? Wait what?? Who are you?? i have a lot of people on my facebook that do this >like le sir It's got to be a troll. Does anyone think this was serious? > They boil the water for their tea.... in the microwave I'm more concerned as to why girls in those screenshots would let random strangers eat Nutella off their bodies Couldn't be the methane pouring out of their asses. ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ I like it. But that volcano just seems extra evil for some reason. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -ノ( ノ) But to save cost, I usually reuse mine for the second wipe.. Sums up today's world.. "Better not to see it with my own eyes and simply experience the moment, but rather tweet some crappy selfie to make others jealous" Or people use antibiotics for things that aren't bacterial. I wouldn't recommend it, meat makes you strong like ox! খ( )এ That referral link >They boil the water for their tea.... in the microwave It would if it were a democracy. Just because the membership is unhappy with the situation and the leadership is having to change its communication strategy to keep the peace doesn't mean they will change policy. Especially if they actually believe God is not open to changing this immutable eternal law. Ahem... ^*No* ( ) That is exactly why that's so frustrating. It's perfect mormonspeak. They leave out the critical "ONLY" so they can seem like they're open? In fact they are against any other type of marriage. But "I am against same sex marriage" sounds so hateful! Derr it's hateful either way. Google and Apple খ( )এ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) > They boil the water for their tea.... in the microwave It's happened more than once?! > How would they know where I'm looking unless they're checking me out from the corner of their eye? CDR? You can get that on other gear. That socket. That crit amount. I can put two and two together..... Y por que harías eso? -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Respect the tables ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Darius Rucker you heard what i said. I had too scroll down too damn far to find Vince You've let your dog smoke weed? ヽ༼ ༽ﾉ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Well obviously the first language anyone thinks about when talking about England is French... Not wtf. I didn't get my shit stolen from Target, but gave all of it to Experian for monitoring. They better not have fucking exposed all of my info or I'm going to lose my shit. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Oh god... You can also just use her soul to upgrade your flask "Very sexy baby" ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I know some neighbourhoods aren't the best but... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Yes, let's make women MORE scared to come forward about assaults... > Also that name Fast Action Refire Toggle someone must be laughing their ass off since SOE allowed that to go through.(F.A.R.T.) players should not get a vote on what they get koolshadow Kimi: ‎ Oh that sweet sweet sound of the whip roaring in protest as you force the bitch into a lower gear to slow down for a corner. That's right you dirty girl, imma grip you hard and thrust the gas in. turn for me baby. daddy loves you..... Omg he's such a little cutie' I just work up for school (it's about 5:30 here ) but I'm happy to hear that he's all ready and being adorable ^.^ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) So an iPhone isn't a "proper phone"? > I thought your flair was France with a cap You have perfect feet. You should become a foot model........ ( ) ^^actually ^^I'm ^^kinda ^^turned ^^on ^^^^help ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ There was a car show? I read that as drowning cats ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Yea, I originally had a 4th gen ipod synced to my Desktop that had all my songs but when I synced to my new laptop that had only a few songs it only synced to the ones that were on the laptop and deleted everything else. I was . Curse you Crapple for making something super inconvenient! The only thing she would carry is my seed. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Il témoigne par même du **mon nom d'usiteur** que le français est bien du moi plus que TOI. Je suis naquis de France et qu'en la République ne mange pas le maki, mais maqué avec le maquis And usually on the first and third beat. dry herb eh.. ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Highest voted "Excited face with tongue sticking out? " In response to "I got my mom off XP" he meant the OS but still ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) There was a muppet special after he died, all muppets were there except for Kermit... Because they said he lost his voice. (no joke, this was actually what happened) Opened it in the dark and was blinded by the white background ( ) so she's also into stuff with poo I was going to google it, but the screenshot has an IPv4 address with 5 octets ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I'm worried about you ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I have it as a shortcut on my iPhone... I type "lod" and comes up. How does the food comsumptiom process work?( how does he eat and shit afterwards?) what about peeing JPEG: For text ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I don't get a real anxiety, BUT a steady annoyance of having to deal with all these flamers again. ( I am looking at you, Kevko/Svenskeren/Nuke ) something something face Not even a fan of Baseball, but this looks amazing.... EA has some splaining to do for Madden shake it less.. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) a lee sin drawing, yet we see nothing....i see what u did there fixed typo in this one That's dumb DIFFERENT COLORED SHOELACE? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) what's new... Pure evil! ** ** Ok .. My reaction to the Streak ending was much like this: .................................. Are you ill? What? I like looking at things okay... Can't a pervert on the internet just browse freely without getting the " " . . . Just tell me ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ლ( ლ) （-°□°）-$-( ,) ┬─┬ （,°□°）- （╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ eyes. It was the first scene to made me cringe in a long time, especially because The Hound had to stab him a few times before he died. (ಠ(ಠ(ಠ_( )◡ಠ)_ಠ) Well of course! You're simply not old enough to know if you want kids or not. But somehow you're old enough to know if you want to sacrifice your freedom and identity (and possibly your life) in service to a grateful nation. Makes perfect sense to me No. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) My uterus ruptured during childbirth and I had to have an emergency hysterectomy. Even though I already have 2 kids (which are all we ever wanted!) people still give us crap about not having more. Then I have to go through the whole spiel of "I almost died during childbirth" they still can't STFU about it ┬─┬ノ( ノ) This feels like a hentai without the hentai The ULTIMATE lie? Someone's weight is the ultimate lie they can tell? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Call 'em whatever you like.... I know Martian spiders when I see them. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Man, my dad's a geologist and I could never even teach him to use the VCR. Here you are getting texts from yours ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ)┬─┬ Dear lord do you not clean your toilet? Seriously it takes like 2 minutes once a week. Exactly a 4:30 mile? Right, and we've got better hitting depth at first. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Why would anyone fall for that? Oh right, threads like this At least the end is in sight. Not all of us can say that. He's fighting for all of those podcasts without a pirate ship, too. Marc Maron and Comedy Bang Bang are on board. 5 bucks, man. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Wait, semen? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) No Tesla Coils. If you can double check your order confirmation that you did in fact type it all in correctly - then either chef made a mistake (not likely if you did it right) or your mailman has some fresh juice. Molly looks like she's seen some shit. owned a Jiaotongka once, wife stole it after first week. The new transporter movie. One of them might have been a female at one point 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If you semi-restored your device is *already* jailbroken. I remember when I thought 20 hours was long haha...ha...ha...now I'm waiting 12+ days each upgrade on anything ¯\_( )_/¯ CSGOLounge never updates this late (ﾉ )ﾉ I get really stressed about what people think of me, even if they are complete strangers ┬─┬ノ( ノ) How much is this (US store)? Don't really want to create an account for their site just to view the price ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) It just looks creepy and dead ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I...don't even...what? Taken? Does he heal them by using a gun to remove bullets from them? You...you weren't supposed to drink their poo Must be that bottom 1% of the general population ( ) who placed Ukraine in the United States.... Shots fired, I couldn't be any less interested in Batman vs Superman, never been a DC guy. Honestly, it would be great to see an Image film that doesn't suck (I'm looking at you, Spawn ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Why would you be so eager to play murlocs of all things Got locked inside a classroom by some assholes that thought it would be funny to lock a bunch of us in after the bell went off for class, Climbed out a window to tell someone to unlock the door for the rest of us... Suspended for 3 days Only one way to find out boost::xml::parse? No way, better have Property_tree How kind of you. Here's my surprise honey! Laugh not really ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) But what is it that is back there. Such a bland answer to what is sure to not be very bland ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Wut? I have no idea what that title says .. Wow. When you realise over half of AoT was spent on 1 arc which they stretched to a disproportionate amount in the anime compared to the manga. Fantastic planet..... when i was 10 or so this movie creep me right the fuck out, i have to rewatch the film. Just thinking about it gives me the chills and its been about 16 years now. The lack of wire management hurts me. It hurts. Mother of god.. I did the same, but I was 34 at the time. Redditor for 11 hours ┬─┬ノ( ノ) one has to wonder what else is not washed ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Ray gets love, Gavin gets men Misspelled and Not Sauron. There is toxic gas shooting out of the battery, better get some Febreze. No need to go to a hospital after inhaling it and coughing. I had not seen this before, thanks for posting... Absolute travesty. "All those opposed, say no." "NO" Not sure if you are a dude or a lady i like the packers because of their logo ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) This is unreadable. ლ( ლ) TVs. I'm looking at you here, Westinghouse ヘ（ ）ヘ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ** ** ┬─┬ノ( ノ) My wife's uncle is a general practitioner. It's accepted for me to bust balls on this topic. Dude, me too! Kind of. Well, I like to think I am. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ...except Uncle Jesse ended up marrying TV show co-host Becky instead of her ending up with Bob Saget I saw a girl at bassnectar a couple months back and she had like 5. My buddy was gonna buy some and I told him to buy that too, $40 for all 4 total. I was sure it was gonna be $40 alone. I, for spun reason, decided to wait until next time... Haven't seen her since ¿Nada peor que una sandía buena? >Teachers these days "By DJ Hixxy" . ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Your name is extremely well put together and the best use of redundancy I've seen so far ┬─┬ノ( ノ) The guy in the red is looking at the center guy like "really man can't your parents find somewhere else we gotta practice" SO many of these stories should have resulted in massive lawsuits. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Okie here, I knew I smelled bullshit. /u/HarvardCrimsonGirl ┬─┬ノ( ノ) So make her do the humping? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I am a m'lady \>( c ) It's a good chuckle to me. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I don't know what kind of world you come from, but where I come from crack heads in the projects are dangerous fucks that will shoot a cop in a second. I love all of these knee jerk reaction comments that come from watching a short edited clip of an interaction. Do you have any idea how many cops have been shot and killed in this situation? He drew his weapon and then put it away when it was clear there was no threat. How easy it must be to sit in your armchair in your privileged life and make uneducated judgements about law enforcement, the cops are always the bad guys, not the fucking drug addicts robbing and killing people. Fuck off Bahaha. Must not have been my tea. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Oh I had the birth pool too. It was great I just wish someone had told me that to use it meant no other pain relief! When i asked for pain meds the midwife just said she'd start filling the pool Oh god why did you give me this image ლ( ლ) Thank the bot-gods you didn't bet big on titan There's a local officer in Georgia USA that frequently writes in his reports that he could see the "suspect's carotid artery pulsing". I got a lab report in discovery one time that tested 0.0 grams... I've seen a young civilian contractor at a military base net a federal criminal charge for "flakes" (officer's word)... Even when it's in its mega evolution? It's white when I google image search it. I had avoided that video for 29 years... Uh oh. Looks like someones about to be banned. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) hehe What? Still has Xbox prompts even with KB + mouse? Her name is Paul? My girlfriend wastes money on accupuncture Transparent != *glass* ... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) .Those slippers "YA ICE CRE... NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE YOU BIG MEANY FACE MONSTER!" Issen is obviously very very angry about the fact the Ice cream place just got destroyed. He glares at... ahhh Gaaran and Mrokeii? Yeah its both there faults! He glares at them for being meany jerk faces Wow it's not like this hasn't happened to teachers who have mentioned the word gun in a positive way before. Manscape on my friend anyone, especially a girl that would judge anyone on enjoying themselves isn't worth investing time in. It's on their website. There's a big red button labelled "Increased sales to minors". You guys are not very Internet savvy are you Provari sucks big floppy donkey dick SIF Rodriguez was already the perfect player! Now 92 passing and 87 shooting holy moly Well... LOL +/u/dogetipbot Ð100 "How about Inch for inch?" -Lapanta ( ) Does that first video really have someone recording their own reaction to a match **from two angles* while they watch a match alone. I usually just scroll through reddit ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Too late, he's a terrorist ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ლ( ლ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That doesn't answer the question ( ) Dem LOBs If anything, I've learned to slow down my style. When I posted my work on reddit, people have enjoyed it, but they said it felt too wordy and over powering. They were right, I think its because I was so excited to get the ideas on page, while focusing on my flow, I didn't consider that reading my work shouldn't feel like they entered a meth induced epileptic dance club. Dem low sliders fucking Maxxy No butter here. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Whoa... I need the DP, I NEED IT ლ( ლ) ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) The only reason I got in to wrestling in the 90's was cause of warrior this really hits close to home and my childhood RIP OP either mis-titled, or doesn't know how to Google "green birds" Lolol OMGZ NO WAY, MADE ME LOLOLO TO THE SKY Yeah nothing quite like gagging and struggling for air while straining your jaw muscles. Tots easy. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Mexican't ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Ugh missed this cause I live in club west studying. Constantly. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Lucky! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) 1st grader tits? nothing creepy asking for more half naked pics after seeing her childhood pics Do NOT skip the jar jar episodes in season 6. ... > ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) create(tablefixbot) go ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯°□°)╯┬─┬ノ( ノ) I can't get that damn 3 way skit outta my head. Thanks! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I mistook it for a 2h. I'm such an idiot. Guy wouldn't give it back either. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Stop it, you're ruining the moment! It's 50% off list price there > If this works then we need a bot that replies to ಠ◡ಠ with The name isn't the one of the blade, it's probably something else No, I meant **flat** ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I sincerly hope, he never never never and I mean never draws Hentai You are fine with suicide bombers? ( )^actually^I'm^kinda^turned^on^^halp ( )^actually^I'm^kinda^turned^on^^halp ( )^actually^I'm^kinda^turned^on^^halp ( )^actually^I'm^kinda^turned^on^^halp YOU LIE!!! Way to be a douche, standing on the coral. Was her name Sarah? ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ filling the car with CO2 ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Nice Repost!! XD... Repost is reposted. ha, that's what I've been doing. This one is my favorite: This is a thing.... internet you scary Grimmgreen reporting for duty! I'll be there early evening Thursday through the whole weekend. Of you don't come say hi to me, I might never forgive you It was a 40+ year-old woman. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I can't believe I keep on confusing the up volume key for the down one ( ) He did what? Basculin My wife and I went to Cleveland for a Paul McCartney concert a few years ago. We stayed the night in downtown Cleveland. When we asked the concierge at the hotel what there was to do in Cleveland during the day, he gave us directions to the shopping mall a few miles away. [Spoilerrr](/s "In the manga Shiro is actually Sora's step sister. His dad got remarried and brought home Shiro... so maybe... her original dad.... ") We're putting cats in vending machines now? Is there no limit to what people will do for karma? (/s, unless you really did this OP, in which case ) You can't trade Vauban Thank you so much for posting this! I just received my B.S in Bioengineering and am becoming very frustrated with the application process and the lack of response. I partly became an engineer because i thought it would be easier to find a job than all the finance majors that have been having trouble finding placement over the recent years... Not much luck so far t( t) c==( ) FALSE: I abnegate assembly based celebratory diversions based on the statistic fallacies generated by the common deliberations routinely found in such settings. What a coincidence. I also had a lot of lemons until a lemon stealing whore stole them all. I might go procure some fine greens after I get off from my 7 am to 5 pm job That's just the bats in Africa *right?* ┻━ ︵ ╰( )╯︵ ━┻ Internet Explorer logo? Best thing about the game was seeing all those Germans in the stands behind bars. Back where they belong. You were boning him? HolyClopBatman, I trusted you Stick... Stick your penis in it. ...7?? 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Mate de goma ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┻━━━━━━━┻ ( ) there is no way I am lifting that! raped is pre-rekt, n b ಠ_ಠ + = NOPE god damnit it's getting worse Good thing the DoD isn't taxpayer-funded. Wait... god damnit now we have to face smyly ' ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Funny you should say that because thats one of my reactions towards this communities absurd amount of bitching over a small and almost inconsequential change. it is called communication Puig and Chone Is your girlfriend single? /r/Austin disapproves of this comment. Does the cunnilingus master offer lessons? Eh who cares...you'll probably swallow it in your sleep ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Con is getting on my nerves with the "dear" and "darling" comments. She needs to be maneuvered into proposing something the VP hates... Dude. Ugh that is the most frustrating! And honestly, you are probably right as that type of favoritism is very likely an ingredient to what is going on here. Oh, the joys of close knit community theatre ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) The girl who instantly popped into my head now owns a company that sells horse training/riding equipment. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) oh lord thats my aunties name.........and shes obsessed with horses ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) ( )>⌐&#4351;-&#4351; ( ) ( )>⌐ಠ-ಠ (⌐ ) Florida ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Oh, well that's okay then. So... Flowers are like sperm explosions? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) yes, if one person tells another they are not interested, and the latter keeps pursuing, surely it is the fault of the former and not of the latter who does not respect boundaries Still not Gove Riot, fix EUW pls That last one, her expression: ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯°□°）╯ ┻━┻ (ಠ_ಠ)( )>⌐ჿ-ჿ(⌐Θ_Θ) ( ) ( )>&#5342;Θ-Θ ( ) ( )>•-• ( ) ( )>•-• ( )>•-• ( )╯ •-• ( )╯ ^^•-• ( )╯ ^^^^•-• ( ) ( ) ^stop ^it (╯ ）╯︵ ԀO u serious m8? 2 weeks ? Horace too... (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ (°□° ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) "...*crippled* by fear..." Welp, I've had it happen to me, so yes. When I was still with an ex, one of his roommates would always say that to me. Of course, when we broke up he confessed his undying love for me in a thesis-long email. lol seriously. "free speech zones." Worse than that- that's the time of the day in the weekend I'm most likely to be pounced on and it's the time I feel least sexy I'm quite ashamed of my name these days, fucking HIMYM. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( )☞ The only thing you have to do to be suspected as a pedophile or kidnapper is be a grown man and have any interaction with a child in public. I think little kids are cute and they make me smile, fuck me right, this never happens when I am with my wife,only when I am out alone. > a thesis-long email. So that is what you do? You take an clip from a video that was on the front page and repost it. You suck, I bet you are the same kind of person who takes a line from a popular video and types it out in meme form. You are what is wrong with reddit. No, what you're seeing in the picture is imaginary. Or maybe the UFC hates Reddit If a baby was born on the day that the Soongebob Squarepants episode of Krusty Krab Pizza was released, that child would be 15+ years old. Sophomore in high school. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I don't think so.. But I'm not sure ** ** I take offense to this, that is *not* my snow ┬─┬ノ( ノ) And this is the top comment. . Haha, don't tip me back dude, that doesn't make sense :P dogetipbot will go all on you. Share the love instead, tip it forward. the other person: Its a dildo [You hush too ] ┬─┬ノ( ノ) > Get the fuck out of here with your stupid. Oh yes, I can't stop laughing right now. Amen! Way to get of your ass and actually do something about it... by posting a meme to reddit. I had no idea redditors cared so much about paint. Yal are terrifying. > )ᕗ ( ಠ‿ಠ)ᕗ ᕕ( ಠᴗಠ)ᕗ Oh god! Not that shit! I've seen this before ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ >Ehm, does this mean you hope more people are murdered than we know about? That's not funny repost Its been posted before you did either one. Again repost ¯\ ( ) /¯ What did they expect? Wooo, but you'll never have Unit 02 Type-F dyslexia + shiitake = Omg can you stop making junglers more op please >One day at a time. That's what she said. Your name What is wrong with me that my eyes almost immediately drift to points south in photos of him.... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ (ﾉಠ_ಠ)ﾉ Release the beast (ﾉ )ﾉ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Holy shit, you guys are on reddit? I live in Mobile and I love your juice. 'Tis a shame I'm broke and can't support you guys for a while effects of effects. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Thanks AT&T rep Check out some of that stuff up there, there are some great features. I like the ability to switch accounts for this comment, and then switch back, add pictures from within the app via Imgur, and quick access to " " ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ I was in Kansas City and asked my class of locals where to get good bbq. They said Famous Daves. I made a real life face. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Supported by Bottcher who was very disliked and first thing she says after winning is that the people who voted against her were dumb. Yeah, great choice, Gainesville. " ." I expanded the comments under here to make a broken arm joke. There was already two separate reply threads about it. what gold? > " ." ಠ_ಠ stared the shit out of him, ಠ_ಠ him harder than he had ever before. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ** ** ┬─┬ノ( ノ) It's very difficult at present. I write articles every week on stocks I think are good buys, that are effectively the aggregate of information gathered across the webs. Even with some incredibly solid DD, those of us trying to put out information can be quite wrong $VKML <( )> Gggg! Gggggg, gggg? No 80s metal at all ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Another /r/michigan post about the fluctuating weather patterns.... This sub would really be pretty sparse without them Can confirm. . Are you fucking sorry?! Whoa! Major HIPAA violation "Saints" paak. naalala ko yung classmate ko nung elementary na inaasar namin "Angelinaaaa baho puki mo!" (sorry sa may mga pangalan na Angelina) Dear lord -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) No. Isn't printer ink really expensive? But why couldn't we just use pen ink instead of printers? Hopefully you guys can give me a legit answer :P Dual battery drain fucker almost touched it Sorry. I must be an idiot since I didn't make it to inferno until sometime after a couple of patches. I'll try to stop saying stupid shit. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) So much ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) problem solved then (·̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿·̿ ̿) (ﾉ )ﾉ└(°ᴥ°)┘ つ◕ل͜◕)つ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)ヽ༼♥ل͜♥༽ﾉ༼ ᓄºل͟º ༽ᓄ (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ... Me neither! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (ಠ_( )_ಠ) Gandhi*ノ( ノ) Damn you! I had to click on that link :( I adverted my eyes to avoid the worst of it, but ya i got he jist ಠ_ಠ ಠ‿ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ‿ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ‿ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ‿ಠ... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I didn't think you were a jerk... Until I got to the pun at the end. Hounded? Really? Cold drink sleever here, it totally makes sense. Wut? There's two Moussa Dembele's who have played for Fulham? 'bloody swamp crotch' I can never unsee this, you devil. My dad had underwear like this.... When i was 5 or so i found them and wanted to be an awesome looking elephant, so i put them on my head..... I checked it out on the Play store after you mentioned it. My brain says yes, yes, yes, but my wallet says . Thanks for your help! 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Do you even lift bro?, Carl sagan, Neil (smoke)Degrasse Tyson, DAE le jennifer lawrence is the only reasonable person in hollywood, Something something morgan freeman, PC master race, "peasants", *CRIIIIIINGE*, sheeple, that fucking safe, *FTFY, Are you me?, Came here to post this ┬─┬ノ( ノ) So did something else ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That means TK is 278 years old... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) It's the....logical choice those teeth ┬─┬ノ( ノ) this doesnt go here ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) The pizza box's reaction: don't you dare to hurt him in that game! I would, but I'm not a filthy console peasant Third...? Cool skateboard. I wish my university provided take home computers. bro the bat and pin are still in stock, not to mention 15 dollars ಠ_ಠ> ┬─┬ノ( ノ) If they don't give Gambit a Cajun accent in this one, I am going to LOSE. MY. SHIT. ATGATT all day and you wear jeans and non-motorcycle boots? Why do all of your friends sleep shirtless.. And together? Holy duck. Black gas cap door ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Or you could just manage your mana and not sacrifice damage on a manamune ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) no arachne buff ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You're dead to us now ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I feel kinda bad for others. I voted yes just to get an ags spec again ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I think the same thing, but the rear end is ridiculous when you look inside the boot and realize that there is no room in there ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I ain't worried about it. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) OMG you are such a *tease!* MOAR! All my friends I literally just posted this half an hour ago. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) She thinks she's a cat though. In fact she's showing me her butthole right now ლ( ლ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I stayed in my brother's studio across the street. A relationship? In grad school? Hahaha. Lap traffic on lap 10. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) What do if not 21 yo This study took 4 *years* and cost *$40,000,000* to tell us what we already knew? I do. As long as it's red wine I'll accept it. .... Why would you actually post the link to the 'better search' site?? Men frågan är hur i hela friden de kom in på samtalsämnet. Gick han in på stället för att debattera? Kan förstå att han blir förvånad om han gick in för något helt annat och hon bara började touretts:a från ingenstans om invandring, men inget mer. Penalty, not now. > ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) I sketched this ლ( ლ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Same here. I guess we are all not as weird as we think. Not at all ostentatious. Oh but you know you just don't /understand/... there are perfectly good reasons why these things happen if only you were in their position you would see that it just can't be helped \( ) What are they used for? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Congratulations Gorgeous face, amazing body, another damn tattoo ┬─┬ノ( ノ) really? I… got this exact email, twice: for DisableCoverFlow7 and for SpringPaper I hate views like that! I hate talking to guys about shark week related stuff. They think they know more about it than I do! Man I was just able to forget about that what a fucking weirdo. Did any one else think he was just making shit up till he posted pics? I second your I think the second guy tucked... and i don't even know why i looked What does ffr mean? Google tells me it stands for flash flash revolution. Oh really? How could you tell? If only because of that look she gives you in the opening sequence. Not on mobile ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) Fine, fine.. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ lol Great!, I have the weirdest boner now ESPN is streaming Kansas's spring game but not Tennessee's ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Its better not to have any flair then to have one of disgusting,terrorizing Ottoman Kebab one. /r/Imgoingtohellforthis is that way... This is a great series. Shame there's no main page that lists all the installments. Or. At least it's not easy for me to find. Plus the name of the articles aren't numbered so I never know if I missed one or not. Trials. Trials. -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Ramsay did you downvote me? Was he related to you? Says the Wings fan... What the fuck did I just watch I'm fucked. Napolean Dynamite It is Why would you think that would be funny? Wow ┬─┬ノ( ノ) >Arbic ಠ_ಠ saski cum on That I may be bisexual. Also, that I definitely do not plan on remaining a virgin until I get married. Their eyes look like . Humyn ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Here we go with the vegan talk But they uploaded it later too Film lasts longer than any other format ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) The burgers are so small to begin with. I ordered four of these and none of them had burgers in them. I emailed The Burger King and let him know what's up. ┻━┻ ︵ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬───┬ ノ( ノ) Great idea! I can implement it! Give me sometime! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Damn... Is it realy that common? I go to engineering school and have never noticed anyone else wearing it, maybe I'm too used to it to notice I look at my dog then look at this post and (┛ )┛彡┻━┻ \\ノ( ノ) Please tell me it wasn't used.... (┛ )┛彡┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) No shit. Did you even read my post lol? It's happening again! Well I'm at a gospel spoken word night to support my friend and I'm listening to someone giving a poem called "regurgitate" where she makes an analogy comparing feeding on god with bulimia EDIT: now she's onto how technology steals from god Sounds fun! I'd love to win but it looks like people are downvoting all the other entries. Come on Reddit, don't be like that **NO** ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ITT: ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Checking if it's still there We can't blame everything on Ramirez, Gray is doing too well tonight > what dafaq did I just get a boner from? > -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) >>^^^ floridaneedshelp all right. They need help spelling. We said we need more photos of this dog ┬─┬ノ( ノ) > "Imagine being pregnant before being born." Yet again, the US is 65+ years behind Russia. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ** ** ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) One moment, we didn't sponsor any sport So do we think Negan will kill the first person he kills in the comic in the tv show? No you didn't. Awesome! Thanks a lot man! This is weird but it's the first time I've won anything ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) scroll up. /u/PleaseRespectTables ノ( ノ) Really? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Yup, just like a three year old. Lucky you, my company **requires** itemized receipts for everything! even food... And alcohol is strictly forbidden. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) LOWER YOUR MIDRIFFS ノ( ノ) Damn, I thought you were just kidding. Not yet. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That username... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) NSFW....? He's in no condition to drive. My Thai roommate always talks about that around me and her boyfriend and makes a 'scissors' gesture The stool sample container sitting on my desk. ? [](/yuno) Imagine we have 16 different winners by Richmond. Gordon isn't one of them, yet leads the standings... Why's this so funny? That sounds pretty weird. You know what else is weird? NOT TAKING NETHERTOXIN AT LEVEL 1 I grew up to be an uncool adult. I've never been invited to non familia weddings. I'm 29 (ಠ_ಠ) Y U DO DIS ( ) ( ) Proud Kaplanneer with some weird fan art that I did a while back. No. You're fat. I've gotten that nearly every time I've been color matched. I'm really pale, and the Oompa Loompa look makes me look "healthy." Apparently. (┛ )┛彡┻━┻ These work. You don't know how to use them? But what do you do with the third shell? TIL Freshies and Moldies. I didn't know that was you. sorry. Send me another one. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Hell no. 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Item "Taliban gang bang a goat" might contain content not suitable for all ages. Might...MIGHT! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Good God, . ┬─┬ノ( ノ) "Can I use your phone" Just don't get attached to any character, everyone dies Ass-ert Little guy has got your back, unless he's a vegetarian ... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Not now that you've posted it on Reddit. Thanks! Ha, but you really should have zipped the rar. Can't unzip rar's? 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( ) did you not see the ? You're probably right. It's just strange because blocking me would make sense if it had said I had read the message, but I hadn't. I wasn't even online - I was at work. When I got home at 4:15, bam, the message* was gone. WTF? ( ) peope only use 10% of their brains. They are now making a movie about it Are those the only lyrics?? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ¯\_( )_/¯ W-what? Why?? It's called nigger-tit here in Brazil ლ( ლ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ ）╯ This is exactly what I was thinking... although I'm still upset that fools managed to grab dome in the first place So I had this nice reply typed up and Reddit decided to be stupid. Let's try again. I enjoy it risky /\/\ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ /\/\ From which movie? To the boston meetup. I see how it is now. Don't do you dare steal this when he does his AMA. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ** ** ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Sadly, my friend fell into their trap and bought a $3600 gaming laptop from Alienware. $3600.... That's 553.8 chicken burritos at Chipotles. But seriously the default specs for some of the desktops have an r9 270 and a i7-4960x plus 64gb of system RAM. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Taking a personal loan out for a car. Sold the car to move overseas and still paying it off ... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) It's happened ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ /\/\ಠಠ ಠಠ/\/\ You just searched his comment history, didn't you? Eh mostly happens at work. I work security for a corporate bank and a lot of the guys are older. I also look older and behave older. Thus I have people who are 20 years older asking me out on dates and chasing me around Since it's the year 2014 and I'm able to use electronic cigarettes, I think I'll continue taking advantage of the many conveniences in the modern age and buy my already processed organic cotton from CVS. Really ಠ_ಠ_ wouldn't do that to a friendly iron guy 123/125. Couldn't spell demon deacons for the life of me and as far as I'm concerned, South Alabama does not exist. /\\/\ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ /\\/\"ANYTHING I actually really liked this game but MOST of your childhood? really? This is utter utter nonsense. Yeah it's great living exactly in the middle of all that My favorite stock messaging feature is raise to your ear and dictate. I use it all the time walking around downtown to not look like a jack ass who's talking to his phone Just when you think they can't make a more inane comment... I like it all... despite that fly-in. I just... Ahh, my jimmies... So rustled Why do people feel the need to do this.. I.. I just don't understand. I've never grabbed my manhood in cringe while making this expression " " so bad before. THIS IS A SPIDER/\\/\ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ /\\/\IT WANTS TO TAKE OVER REDDITIF YOU WANT TO TAKE OVER REDDIT, COPY PASTE THIS ON 10 DIFFERENT LINKS!!amirite?? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ le reddit face.jpg They have a fertility festival each year but the fertility rate is so low... **/\/\ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ /\/\** ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Awe no!!! God is free if you just let His glory into your mouth. /\\/\\ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ/\\/\\ I'll take one. Think of the children right... so the colors changed themselves ┬─┬ノ( ノ) And those of us who grew up on Sim City are the next generation of urban planners... Legit username Why so mad though? I always thought it was stupid for this door to close by itself while on the other hand we got BOTH backdoors on cs_assault that act like normal freaking door and and does not close itself Awesome. Bought DK last night In... "My boyfriend's always bruising me the eff up! Lmfao!" I have absolutely no clue what this means Who takes a pill with a hot drink? Who?!?!?!?! and stuck in <480p youtube compression. The guy looks exactly the same minus moustache I tapped on your collector while I was looking at the picture on my phone... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠ, ♥‿♥, and ಠ◡ಠ all pulled out their and stabbed at ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). Yeah, same with 420 friendly, luz all races, and masc4masc. Totally racist. Those pot heads need to get back to their country. well I wouldn't say nobody ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Reddit The video is still on the frontpage of this sub and those that don't understand the reference are just like ( ) This looks like it could've come straight out of /r/nosleep. I grew up in Marion, Indiana. ᕕ( )ᕗ TIL! Seriously, it's starting to look like I test my code more than they do there will be a next time? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) beware of searching police brutality on google you might find an interesting comic about league of legends so a nobody ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Sidebar, dude. There's a sticky at the top of the subreddit that even says to check the sidebar before you post Are you suggesting you're not excited for Fractal Requires 7.1 dang.. I hate blitz so much... Why, is the recommended diet detrimental to your health? People here are making the typical "healthy diet" sound like advice from Satan. I don't think people got obese by following those guidelines. Nice! I assume the second one stands for General Hospital Platoon *commander* ... Stock cooler? THEN WHO WAS PHONE? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I don't see ヽ༼ ༽ﾉ Man I would be salty as fuck if eastbay is doing that. Destroying everybody's hopes like that and shit ... Barrett for the title please. Im following you, videos never lie God damn it, Var... Oh hang on thanks for the input redtail_the_fox, or as your people might say, "Two Keks To you, You Glorious Bastard. Y U NO GIFF ME GOLD " ┬─┬ノ( ノ) $2.5m and it just has a normal seat belt? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) /\/\ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ/\/\ Ahh, Istanbul. Still marks the most "fucks" I've uttered at work ever... That game lives in your nightmares. Stay away! She'll cut it off! Try being the employee who has to rewrap them. Sat through all of that for the Dinosaur Jr. , Cake, and Soundgarden box sets. Your not In much of a position to call Shene a kid Shane... I don't think you want to know what he probably wants to do to your ass... So like I said... Your gm tools are original and so is your spawners? What about your emulator for the world... That is original too? You literally tap on the refresh button in Cydia ( ) this. People get all riled up and ride me when im on a 25 mph city road in the left lane doing 26 and planning on turning left in 3 blocks. ** ** WE NEED ZEXY I...I thought the same thing. Pretty sure that 3:35 on 1 of 9 is a butterfly knife. Also, all the guys throwing their switchblades... If you have the alien blue app you can hit the add comment button and then in between the cancel and submit buttons is an arrow. Hit that arrow and slide to the left for the Copy and paste my eyes thenಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ She goes down to 5 hp at one point ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Baaaah! Welfare chests, yay everyone wins! Why can't there be some amount of competition between players other then pvp.. I was happy with the current system whether I got loot or not. Everyone doesn't deserve to get everything just because they are there. Soon there will be instanced gathering too. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I could be wrong, but I think I caught of glimpse of his *gold nuggets*. wut. it's *the patriarchy * Tagged motherfucker You ^*sniff* bastards!!! **└( )┘** ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) What the hell is 'yiffing'? I have the same problem and I'm naturally blond Fuckin'-a, that was over like 20 years ago They could be pressured into releasing one with a bigger screen soon. I also noticed that in the Tim Cook interview, he didn't say "we're not going to release an iPhone with a bigger screen" but something about battery life or compromises ( ) 'human-been' Gardnervillians,..... Oh. My. Australia would just send them back. Thanks to our PM voted BY THE PEOPLE -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Wtf is reddit coming to How do you get it on the iPad ? I don't see it in the App Store ┬─┬ノ( ノ) RIP in peace The problem is with your post, not his understanding. This is the lez version of grindr? I'm sorry Brendas of the world but Brenda is like the least sexiest name ever. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) This would've been nice to see in real life if it didn't drop 30 degrees and then snowed on us last night. Mortal Combat? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) erm... what buick lesabre is capable of 150mph? Right there with ya. First time in years and holding off until Saturday to prepare for the holiday Dude. Last time this was posted was 5 months ago. ............................. shut the fuck up..................... Well now you went and hurt my feelings... ノ( ノ)◡ಠノ) Well at least roller blading gets you mad bitches ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ლ( ლ) Y U NO release transparent png? (not that i wanna use it either) hello & thanks Thank you for doing a giveaway! BTW: I didn't understand the tag thing so adding the was a fail safe. Now I'm curious (& a little scared) I'd like to see my tag if you aren't too busy :) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ლ( ლ) I decide the fate of who will receive an alienware code now （ ಠ_ಠ）o自自o（ ） （ ಠ_ಠ）o自自o（ಠ_ಠ）o自自o（ಠ_ಠ）o自自o（ ）^rekt I've never heard of California Tortilla, but I live in California, so I went to look up the nearest one to me. It's 2,236 miles /r/tulpas Are you being serious? Pm me my password. alex and edward sleeping together The lines near the start trying to explain why it was half the length of a regular season with "summer/winter, fall/ spring semester" just felt so unnecessary and totally took me out of the show... And then there was everything else in the episode Sweet lord Jesus what have I done Ya... Awesome band... Bad Joke Next time I am at Sally's The first time I played Skyrim I didn't join them but still noticed it, by my second play-through came along I just sat there like ( ) And Pokémon...the only difference is that they're not human. They're still sapient though ** ** Check bungie.net forums.... Feels like users post a new one every 15 mins What nonsense, I'm the damn main character! You're the glorified extra. Yes they can. See the Soviet Union and Venezuela as examples. Think of it this way: you still tried harder than certain other people... Just what? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Sometimes I really don't see there logic, when they have trouble, what ever trouble it is, we send help. When Japan have trouble as well, we still send help, but China shit on us when we are trying to save some people Oh Conan... Never change. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Umm, I'll put it back, ok? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (┛ )┛彡┻━┻ ಠ_ಠ STARE RIOT Do my parent still have sex.... While i'm in the house.... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I only just realised, his wife's mum tried to have sex with him * * those megabloks Why? So that's your excuse \༼ ༽/ Pharrell and his stupid fucking Smokey the Bear hat. That hat is just so stupid and he has no reason to where that. He's probably the reason forest fires happen Oh god. This isn't even helpful. It's just a bunch of judgy bullshit. Well History has shown gambit will lose on day 1 of any tournament haha no but seriously if they lose ┬─┬ノ( ノ) **She *may* qualify as a female but she's not a woman.** The " " makes me question if this is valid advice. Of course I see this as I'm making myself a peanut butter toast. For the first time in months. Well I'd wanted to give him the benefit of the doubt, but I **really** wanted to use , and in the end that won out. "Hahaha! Old man, you could have killed someone while you were driving drunk, but, you look so silly trying to drink that thing! Oh, you!" EDIT: Am I being downvoted by people who endorse drinking and driving? No, I can't tell if he was actually driving. But can you tell me he wasn't? So if he was just walking down the street, eh, whatever. I take this as he was behind the wheel. Down vote me all you want. Drinking and driving to me is not funny. Yes it's a cute silly old man laughing but what if he WAS behind the wheel? People keep messaging me asking me how I know he really was driving, but how do you know he wasn't? I never have and never will find drunk people on the side of a road taking a breathalyzer funny. Sorry to be the party pooper, but I am not ashamed to feel this way. ###** ** Agreed. And slipstream ALL updates that you can, updating your images on a bi-monthly basis. Makes for a lot less headaches. Me too but I was also a little jealous of the kid... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) WTF, you call that retro and don't have a 3DO?? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Because more book learnin' means that the lower classes will start to have independent thoughts making them harder to control. We gotta be careful about lettin the lower classes have access to ideas Paul McCartney wrote *I Saw Her Standing There* when he was 18, though, so that takes a whole lot of the out of it for me. "Midnight Bluefuck". I hope they don't completely alienate that aggressive as fuck mid fairing like they did with the ever evolving R1, whose final form I'm sure we have yet to see. Hopefully they don't make your mum less attracted to you... ლ( )ლ ლ( )ლ ლ( )ლ ლ( )ლ ლ( )ლ ლ( )ლ Yeah they got nothing on 80s street kids with boom boxes Thanks for the insight! And Trinity can link ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Overclocking a logic analyzer? Someone lives in Madison..... So close to triangulating your location OP... So close ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ False his name is Doge. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) **ಠ_ಠ**^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I think your last psychologist was a pathological liar └( )┘ ( ) nononono you did it wrong !!! first is ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ¯\_( )_/¯ I will check that right now ** ** I will check that right now Fuck both of you. ლ( ლ) HR PLS .167 fedex PLS ლ( ლ) nononono you did it wrong !!! first is *punishable by death!* ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ No you're doing it wrong. First it's ┬─┬ノ( ノ) And still nothing new... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) lower your tinfoils ノ( ノ) Sperm isn't a fluid. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You used 0 (zero) in place of O (oh) in the formula for Aspirin (caffeic acid?) and water. Congrats you've just contradicted yourself by drawing more attention to racism... ... Do you find the treble to be sharp and the comfort to be on the low side? When I had PS500s, I could only wear them for a few hours before my ears popped off! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (ಠ_ಠ ) ノ( ノ) I'm getting ptsd from the old goatse prank site. I hope you're proud of yourself. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) A guide for spotting counterfeit cards with zero pictures? ¯\_( )_/¯ It.. It appears you get out by the base... I've been stuck on CWCWiki for the past three hours thanks to your comment. *Thanks a lot, supergenius*. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) I can't find the comments What if the campus police did an experiment on the experimenters, in order to arrest a couple of smucks for a DUI and rake in that sweet, sweet DUI money? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You're welcome. Everytime i play, it reminds me how sucky of a player i am at RTS Cause his wife is like your mom That's the point. They die quickly so they don't become farm animals It's easy The best part? The 'preferred age range' goes down to 16... Und das BLUT. ** ** I'm on my iPhone and I just tried tapping the all inboxes to go back like 10 times... ༼ つ ಠ_ಠ ༽つ give creeper ༼ つ ༽つ That's a nice looking companion cube there. Would be a shame if something were to happen to it. I am 6 tiers into the Balthazar back piece and I have yet to receive anything better than a rare, how did he get 2 ascended? Look what have you done! Heathen! ( ) Why did they choose that picture for the article? *DrunkMelon* Ugh, I've got testing gear at home but I almost don't want to look. patentception Bisping: Is it bad I am considering if its possible? You spelled ignorant wrong I made sure to stay clear of those comments. There was, I believe, 50+ comments. All about little ol' us?? My reaction to the first sentence: o rly? What is this Animoo bullshit and what is it doing in my Civilization hahaaah... eeeww My mother with a spoon (┛ )┛彡┻━┻ what does it even say why would you write in yellow pen I'm confused, what's this about? ༼ つ ༽つ You want it uncensored? Umm yeah, this is exactly what my 80+ year old grandma would say about this photo ( ) You are ruined by the internet. We have .london but still have to have the 'co' in .co.uk . Solid pass by Sekagya... Wat? *reads username* ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ This guy really loves his fox ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ )╯︵ ┻━┻ haha why is Shinji still going like .... "Ahhh.... its a cat... that ran away from home... and how would you even know that!? This is KIRI! business." Issen says a little louder since the this crazy and weird 6 year old apparently didn't hear him... he leans over to Rumi and whispers "this kid is weird..." I said I wouldn't consider voting Sinn Féin... 100% match Sinn Féin. As usual, Canada has to make everything about themselves. Don't you know a tragedy happened on that day, Canada? Well the logical thing to do would be keeping it so we could see what it is, but because you were acting like cave-men, we can't so have fun you murdered a pest controlling arachnid. Happy Freakin' Birthday. You you wouldn't... No, it probably required a regular-sized stretcher as well. Yeah, but what about Siberia!? You see... It could Potentially profit Nintendo... If they were the creators of Pokemon... Witch they aren't. Game Freak is. (┛ )┛彡┻━┻ And they're usually named Sarah You think this is a motherfucking game? > Game Freak is. That's a thing? thanks indeed In my opinion, to succeed these days you need to find a niche market. For instance, in the NY metropolitan area you can do well for yourself in areas with highly condensed demographics. If you can speak another language and can integrate yourself within the culture, mainting rx volume isn't very difficult. People in these areas would be more than willing to give you business to forgo the language/cultural barriers associated with a retail chains. I think the major hurdle here, like in any independent pharmacy, would be PBM contracting and other insurance issues. The major players are willing to undercut each other viciously (i.e. the Walgreens and ESI fiasco) because they make it up in rx volume and other budgetary measures (cutting tech hours ). ༼ ༽ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Ide ask why there piles of crap. Honestly every day I work on one of these cars(Hyundai,Kia) and there all just terrible. I mean it's great for our business because they supply crappy cars and we fix them so I should be thanking you. So thanks I guess. Fucking terrorists, ruining shit for Canadians. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Spain... Did that with my alter and blood gen... Three times... I once went to a Christian summer school when I was 9 or 10 years old. Apparently, they said one part of a prayer differently from how I usually said it in my Catholic church. When this girl found out I was Catholic, she gawked and said, "I thought Catholics didn't believe in God! Do you?" ( ) ** ** Patches -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Are those short pants, or long shorts? I used the look of disapproval emotion way before anyone else did. Then suddenly I noticed seeing it everywhere. I guess it went mainstream. They're supposed to teach that in grade school God damn it man ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) how remarkably crude. Better call the wambulance. Do. It. You'll regret it in a few weeks when everyone's posting their keyboards all dressed up Dogecoin is not joke! Swiggity swooty he still came for that booty... Not you but its true without alex they would have lost who can win a 4v5 The specs sticker... I want to peel it off. ( ) Except when I did this, I ended up paying for all my schooling because I wasn't informed that many state schools offer scholarships simply for good grades/act scores and while my plan was to go to community college to figure out what I wanted to major in and because it was cheaper, it has ended up costing me probably around $30,000 ヽ༼ಠ_ಠ༽ﾉ CREEPY SMILE BOT RIOT ヽ༼ ༽ﾉ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Well, that escalated quickly. I wish I felt like eating. Yeah, let's give the best 3 drop in the game even *more* utility and value. Who the hecks downvoting everyone's posts?   Mass is idolatry? [ intensifies] my gosh I'm judging this book, by its cover. Good away You still look like a whale ( ) Source? The jerking...not the accident Quite simple—pay for your purchases! Stay away from my asshole. That thought is disturbing and invigorating at the same time. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Come at you? Who do you think we are? Pieces of meat? The comment above made me laugh. This actually made my eye twitch. How might you extract this milk. WHAT THREAD ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT? Why is OP asking this question? Okay, fair enough, but I've got my eye on you. When he started to orgasm he said sorry over and over again. Please don't say sorry when you cuming, it's just weird My eyes! My poor poor eyes! Also, nice handbag. Someone brought an iPad to my church and recorded Mass with it. I know KC doesn't exactly have any power fiends... but they've got Gordon, Moustakas, Butler, and Hosmer, and the best they can manage through 13 games is two HRs? I was remoted into this lusers computer showing her how to do something. I opened a window and she immediately closed it. I asked why she closed the window. She said she didn't close it. I didn't realise it was this thread when I received this. . For humans.... Or for dogs? I see a piece of metal that is touching the conductors pants in almost every frame of that gif. Now, being that feet are generally at the end of legs, it's then pretty safe to assume that this metal protrusion is not exactly all that far away from this kids head. We'll say that it's, what? About a foot away? ( ) ...thing? Why would a father kiss his son then lie next to him like that? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Thanks. I lurked around some weird places to find some of them. Like everything was Russian and had some really odd porn stuff ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I would call your trail steward like right now to check when their next trail work party is and plan to show up 1hr ahead of time with some beer, because you just f'd that trail up! Oh, I know! Crape Murder. We have tons of beautiful, mature Crape Myrtles in the park/lake across from our house, and the City just came out a couple weeks ago and chopped the tops off every one of them. Why were the pages stuck together > ᕙ( )ᕗ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I hope it's me!! You use a mouse? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) parts of this video defy the laws of physics You've included the children I see What the hell is... "arabs a+"? I know FEDEX ....ಠ_ಠ..........heh.....hehehe.. Imgur pls ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Teleporting spears ? I wish I had that mentality except the person ahead of me is ranked in the top 20s damn i need a ps3 Or share with a friend. Continue Don't see how death's stopping anything. Why is that eleven-year-old giving me eye sex? USB typewriters. You know, for hipsters, who love the sound. Me and my brother in law had an hour long conversation about it, got to doing some research on him much theyd cost to make. Turns out they already exist ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You take your fancy pants and get the fuck out of here. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Oh yes, Laser Gadgets... You don't mess with this guy... It ends with lots of little laser burns, singed clothes and half a dozen scars from flying nails and mini buzz saw blades... yikes. that now is a genius idea Did we seriously upvote this thread just so we could make fun of how shitty it is in the comments? Come on guys Also... riding in jeans and a flannel shirt? Ano ang *shembot*?! ( So it begins.....) ( ), ,}~ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) apparently "tagprogonewild" is one of them... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) is nobody going to mention the penis ...uh. Didn't Thursday already happen? Congrats! I took the exam with my senior. He have studied for 4 years and he got 1000/1000 Geotags on images, it isn't hard to figure out where people live ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Now why would you lecture a Master Ball about lecturing others on impossible ball combinations if they post such a request in this sub? Those already exist? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Or.. Buy a dirt bike? Just saying. That image is not loading here. And you didn't? TL;DR: Guys who threaten and even commit rape feel free to do so, in no small part, because better men like us don't object to rape talk vehemently and unequivocally enough. "Dude. That shit ain't cool. " ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Dude I was inclined to agree with you until you started talking being the "best fit for such a female" and "domineering control of the vibrant herd". That's some weird ass shit ( ) First rule of Usenet bro... I'd 2nd guess anything from that band / label after watching the documentary on that band. Sketchy stuff. Dat creepy children's giggle at the start menu ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠ ಠ▃ಠ Wow, happened twice Thanks! Sounds like the same setup you'd have for Russian roulette > An ex told me another name for a period pad is a "jam rag" now I cannot eat jam. i see what you did there It's not a new champ, he created the league A lot of these are lame as hell.. E.g., 12) Towels exist Thanks for a reminder of *that* story It's entirely possible to write a functioning large scale program with only static methods. Hang on, gotta try this A full roll of PVC insulation tape fits perfectly inside a roll of gaffa tape - it makes packing a tape crate ever so satisfying. The worst part is when production buys cheap gaffa that comes on slightly smaller-diameter rolls *twitch* ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Let's hope she doesn't grow up hating herself for being told that Jesus hates her. Yes yes you yankees have a lot of guns we get it but what is cool i that? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Honestly something like that might contribute to mine ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I know, now Omanyte pls. >> ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Heh... the money came first in the list of things to want in a man. Just sayin'. ಠ_ಠ swing your donger somewhere else wtf, taric IS male. You jinxed it now You forgot to include the article. am I the only one that sees this " " and you're entitled to that username I feel you, that would piss me off big time. Like, what's the point of messaging and texting if you already know up front there is no way you're going to go out on a date with me? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That was really fast. Most of this advice sound very shitty What exactly do you mean "did it for you"? There really would be only ONE way to work on getting the flavor right... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Bing ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Once had my little sister leave the car door wide open in the pouring rain and forget about it for 30 minutes because she "couldn't close it with her heavy backpack on" seriously.... How do I know you're not one of those freaks from the internet? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) [OOR] Phil ┬─┬ノ( ノ) It sounds like the author needs to travel to more national/international level events Hype hype hype. Dead. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You make an excellent point Satan's bong Poison all five of their children ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Is anyone else mildly annoyed by the slight mess in the corner? How on earth is Ross Barkley in that short list but not Jordon Mutch? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) "Prior to their death." ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠ rule34lol ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You can't troll a bunch of trolls. Or can you ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ༼ つ ༽つ what I think it just means that you wear that shirt too much and your kid associates you with that shirt. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) We can't even type them out, now? Sure, and they also carry out fair elections with no cronyism. And if you say otherwise, he certainly won't have you dragged off to prison on fake charges. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┻━┻ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Why the hell is this not available on mobile? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) coast ノ( ノ) Looks like a fun getaway, but camping? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠ My sister left your underwear at my place last night. Please deliver on this, disco_penis ┬─┬ノ( ノ) how the fuck do you shave your butthole? like inside it or around it? Well I like in Texas.... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Wot? I did it, where my butt touch? I thought we stopped doing this pose ┬─┬ノ( ) ╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I thought this was something we only said at my elementary school ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Take my money! Emmit Smith. I mean the dude was good but the only reason he got the record was because of all of that meat on his o-line... imagine if barry sanders was running behind that line ლ( ლ) its in the shop ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Oh ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Or an architect Fuck I meant to post it there. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I saw you edit that OOC: My story came from a seasonal shore house from the first day people arrived at the house so the nosey human population (and nosey dog) were very much a surprise. Also grandmother trimmed the plant the nest was hidden in I died when I imagined the face of the person who opened it up first after break. Just a , then she/he saying "Welp, I am done ¯\_(ツ)_/¯" edit emotes are ded Why do they have nearly vertical trim? Oh the irony. You can't sudo at all in any terminal if you don't have root Shit, am I the only one who doesn't just spray semen everywhere like a rogue fire hose on full blast when I cum? That's what toilet paper is for ┬─┬ノ( ノ) и именно поэтому оно блять не работает I think she prefers to be called a lady these days I plan on it. It's actually made me rethink this whole hobby actually. My house is on a corner lot by a stop sign. People often stop thier loud ass motorcycles there at 2 am, to text for long periods of time. Math, it's horrible, numbers should never ever mix with letters! > We all called the feature a joke too. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Love this app, I use it almost everyday! Thanks dude I watched that for him too! And then I was like Or mouthing the words, or pointing to the upcoming funny part POINTING TO THE SCREEN AND STARING AT ME. Fuckin' got me again Something tells me he was serious about the flossing business... Nasri at CDM She sometimes has hidden artwork on her Twitter. Although most of what I found was Elsanna... "Shemale" Please let there be a livestream. ಠ_ಠ Please let there be a livestream. ಠ_ಠ Please let there be a livestream. ಠ_ಠ Please let there be a livestream. ಠ_ಠ Please let there be a livestream. "le" Which was also shown on MTV at some point after theater. Dyslexia, hilarious. Hello I just died a little inside Not sure if the cheap red dot will hold zero might need all 81rds of pain. Fuck. Someone has called Okazaki scoring today in the Pre-Game Thread. Where are you? Amateur... I see what you did there... HAHAHahehe This isn't funny, it's just a bunch of facts that I already knew I think the real question here is who calls a trip to six flags an "excursion"? Dibz I happen to be one of those noobs Wat een goed onderbouwd artikel, echt een geweldige site Alien blue master race! All hail the button You are still, alphabetically. That comma I just tried this, either Kiteretsu is simply not kind to iOS device user.. Or you are simply damn lucky! Purposely waited to precisely 12 am JST, and got Austere Black Rococo! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You are all made of meat. Of MEAT! ( ) That, comma, , "Im way too high right now" Yamato Well, my mom and step dad hopped into her vehicle (only vehicle at the house; she drove him to work every day) with my mom driving. They pulled up behind the white car and the white car sped away. My step dad wanted to pursue the car but with my mom driving the vehicle they were in, she was too afraid ( ) so they lost the car. But hey, it never came back so that's a plus haha. Don't think they got the license plate of the white car. Unsure if it was obstructed or what, but that was the end of it. Although, white cars do slightly freak me out to this day. "I didn't meme for it to happen" That's PLUTO!! -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) and pen is "Kugelschreiber" Or sell and sale ( ) Five star reputation... seems legit. "Pedrestrian" Jeez thanks for the condescending tone Mr.Holmes I knew from the picture it was from "somewhere in the 80's" without knowing it for a fact, I could have made the same comment he made. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Another Nidalee pick.... what a surprise. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Beats off In honor of a repost that's less than a day old... WHY IS IT RAINING SPIDERS Butter and cream in miso? How is that a "fun fact"? Sadly I get questions from adults like this too Omg I was wondering why a dinosaur was running towards the guy with the shotgun and then I saw the pic thumbnai and it hit me. No, it's just *incredibly fucking difficult* to make an animated show in the first place, much less get every tiny continuity detail right for the Comic Book Guy types. Are you sure that's the right gif? Fine as in, I tried to replace the bushing and took the old one out. The new one was too tight and I couldn't get the bracket on the bushing because it was splayed out too much...it was literally impossible (inside diameter too small?)...I tried for hours. Finally I just gave up and put the old one back on. Rubber was still good. There's plenty of grease on the sway bar now. I'm certain that the bushing is not the problem. I'm also certain that replacing those bushings, at least the drivers side one, is a royal pain in the ass because the bolt heads face up into the engine compartment and there is barely any room to get at them. Had to use two socket swivels, 3 extensions, and a breaker bar. ( ) Too shit dope in your dick.. Came here to say that! Hey! Snälla kan vi få kontexten? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ That wasn't staged. ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Hmm...new favorite bot. This is true but I saw no indication of a military background, these pictures were taken during a wedding ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You knew you had no rights when you accepted a job in communist china. Why would you now? Tut tut tut! ᕕ( )ᕗ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) One of the comments is defending the driver (presumably because family) by saying "but who didn't make that type of mistake?" ( ) okay then it wasn't Myrtle that was moaning Is he working on more books? I think that would end badly either way Vegan baby? Classy, OP. Sure, why not... Seriously? I JUST BOUGHT THIS GAME YESTERDAY. Wat Cersei Lannister ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) The worst soup to get. What the fuck kind of a social life did he have? Germany is superio.... Oh wait, no... Thats Bad.. I don't get it.... and I don't think I want Hahah, first thing I looked at were the wheels and thought, "he didn't do a damn thing." Dig, Coast, and Alliance strongest late game. TIL Pastebin is blocked in Russia You should have the loss-prevention guys follow them around, arrest them, then punch them in the gut to induce vomiting I actually remember, that I already knew that! ** ** ** ** Honestly, I've been depressed for as log as I can remember. Lately I realized that depression has been around me all along. I met this girl that I have feelings for, her as well having a bf for two years it's a weird coincidence. Anyway, if you ever feel like talking, I'm here to listen to you. Send me a PM whenever Did I just listen to Chinese metal music and I enjoyed it? WAT? JAPAN!! This is not your hat this shit right here. and then someone runs into my golem...and starts attacking it... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ** ** There was ? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I thought this was a screen shot You stop that right now ! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Just do it They look cool... Until you look at the arms. Didn't I already mentioned that Indonesia named two of their warships after their commandos Op, what bookmarks are you hiding ehh? Pepe. You never accepted my friend request. I went from mandolino to gotham SMALLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't put peanutbutter on french fries So it was you! I don't ( ) WHY Yup, right there with Adolf Hitler... You would hate the timer if you and your squad just barely made it through a barricade of enemy infantry, dodged tank shells and zuni rockets, revived each other, suppressed the enemy ONLY to lose the bomb because the timer was up ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Even Mexicans need to pirate software. I have never cringed so much in my life. But....but i thought jokes were meant to be funny WAT true true ... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯°□°)-ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ [ ノ( ノ) Your... turn for what? I first read this "inside me" Huh? Yeah, as soon as they start producing matches then they will be breaking the finally barrier between us and them. I expected a fire from sticks rubbing together, not human made devices. OOC: The one to the far left seems to have no eyes OOC: ... *slips away into the shadows* ┬─┬ノ( ノ) +1 If that's what you get on Easter; what do you get on your birthday then? ...Something's fucky ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Except that $10 is worth less than it was those years ago. It's simply making up for inflation. Software prices haven't precisely increased exponentially as other items.¯\_( )_/¯ $50 dollars isn't $50 all the time. I see your face --> Are you saying 'what would our favorite movies be like if they were a porno?'... because my favorite movie is Never Cry Wolf. Uhhhh...ok ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I. Hate. You. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Not cool You mentioned the T word. :D ---> :o ---> That's not a sword. Thread killer. From when she was 16? What does he go by? I'd like to hear this song of his... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) ಠ_ಠ I can just smell the shadiness Dat hair. So basically his ultimate is 'ring of peace' from world of warcraft? Ghostcrawler pls. /r/guro People get off on this shit My face as q guy reading through this thread ---> ┬─┬ノ( ノ) If it sticks to your thigh you are doing something wrong ** ** yeah what the fuck you both I don't want to be that guy, but the Donnie Darko time frame takes place during the month of October... that scream.... ^^^^^^** ** *RIP in peace* So... uh... tippin' lot's of doge lately? Were you texting and driving? HEY! Sad to see no comments talking about how scary the tuna note smiley face is.... - youre a douche I too looked at his post history... - you and Theymos are pieces of shit - okay, hitler. Disgusting. Put some clothes on and cover yourself at once! Once you go bald, theres no growing back. ( ) (ಠ‿ಠ) Jaime... the rape. Why Yes, that's it. My sex life is bad because there isn't a pungent smell afterwards. A dead trunk, pillow to their lust. Now kiss. 71 FTA between both teams This does not happen ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Dude ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ )╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) If someone makes a bot that responds to posts with ಠ◡ಠ in them, how long until reddit breaks? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Or better yet after a hot, humid day when your junk sticks to your legs and you don't realize it so you get piss all over the place, to include your favorite jeans. **(; )** ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) - thats the joke ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Sorry. I can't even begin to wrap my head around this concept .. where I'm from we get free education and even a monthly stipend .. how do you guys survive "Best" ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Religion of Pea.... Why not just get rid of the police? Pretty sure it derives from XBoxOne and because Xbox is usually shortened to just XB you just add One and you get Xbone, it's Microsoft's fault for going from Xbox to Xbox360 but they sure as shit wasnt going to name it Xbox720 so it's their fault for giving it that name and then Major Nelson kinda threw a tantrum and wanted people to not call it Xbone and by rules of the internet the Streisand effect is born... Not sure where your getting Penis I read this as fruit of the looms ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ They would of genocided us if they had the chance (Croatia ) Yes... Happy Birthday.. Unexpected players. ^^^I ^^^guess ^^^ Correct; we see stars (non movie) regularly. Should have just pulled your wallet out and paid him. Deep eye contact. Ask if the sauce is extra spicy. Smile dreamily/mischievously and close the door as he leaves. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Calm down! Respect the tables ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) Cadmium. K Fuck you. Drowning almost every living creature on the planet is considered a story about salvation? "You're almost as good as my father." Also, there is no book 3 of Game of Thrones. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ Sure. Hilarious stuff, Jack. Can't wait to see the bloopers. > Tommy I don't think I've ever seen someone's face look so before. Tell that to the scar on the head of my penis... WHY THEY FUCK WOULD YOU GET OFFENDED, PAM, FROM ME ASKING IF YOUVE EVER TRIED TO DEEP THROAT?? I WAS JUST TRYING TO GIVE MY HEAD A BREAK FROM YOUR CHOMPERS TEARING MY FLESH UP *wheelchairness* ಠ_ಠ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Whitewalls... You must have been grateful for that loss streak... > But Brasil v Argentina match seems to wake something up in the Brasilians... Yeah Xpeke will backdoor soon enough with nidalee . How coincidental...your shirt has a whale on it! I remember proposing an idea like this (phone with game controller) and getting stares from everybody. my god... /\\/\ /\\/\ I was all full of warm fuzzies from this cuteness, until I saw your username... so now you're in bronze 5 In the locker room, while I was changing for gym, someone tried pantsing my friend who of which I was currently chatting with and they happened to yank everything down and I saw more than I wanted. It was awful Bob&Bob: The 'or line of sight' gives me hope. Direct control could be verification of age, which would leave online sales to do their thing.. Hopefully ( )╭∩╮ I've been trying to do this now for four days and now I have to go check all my old HP servers for this Oh look I cannot connect to a bunch of them (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ That thing don look like a human with them horns . meat stain... pushing rope. that my hash runner name.> um, I work at an International Shipping company What would be the point of Rinne Tensei if you're just gonna die with one use? I don't joke about things like this. Sketch is honestly brilliant. I'm beginning to transfer my whole workflow into Sketch. UI Design, individual icon designs are all going into Sketch. All except Axla, cos there's 160 layers (icons) and it'd be a pain to move them over I feel like this groom's face is the closest living embodiment of that I have ever seen. I'll most likely be wearing my custom 77 RAMOS jersey. From when I was on the practice squad. Really? This show makes me feel so damn guilty, the cooking scenes especially. All Hannibal cooks is meat that makes my drool, but I rarely eat meat other than chicken !! I can't tell if he's serious... Childcare worker. /\ಠಠ ಠಠ/\ ( ) Night A lot of people forget that I had a Sylveon flair when I first joined Oh..... well this is awkward....( ) Which head? Hehe, sister There's no x I'm Buddhist, so think he was trying to chat me up. I said yes, and he immediately asked if I do kama sutra. Where is your beautiful new mod flair? Damn right! Holy fuckin shit Wow. Calm down there Yosh. [Episode 3 Half-Spoiler](/s "It hurts to watch this after the ending of episode 3 ...") Seriously...my great grandma was being given stool hardeners for a bowel problem without directions to stop once she stopped having diarrhea so she just kept taking them. Then she ended up in the hospital after taking a fall. They kept giving her her usual meds but she needed to poo before she could leave. Well all the hardeners had left her constipated so they started giving her laxatives....except didn't stop giving her the stool hardeners!! Three of us were sitting in the room listening to the doctor go over her medications and we were like... Yusss....blenders make everything better. *Everything.* I wouldnt take it as a compliment, 33 likes... First HP-movie Hermione-Emma Watson? you guys need to praise the ubuntu phone more and so that it doesn't get fixed "Crusty" I expected scary nightmare like shit on this thread... But the farther down I go, the darker It's been 5 hours. And I just now understood your comment. I am slow. Drop the @ symbols, this isn't Twitter... Then I guess we should all keep our opinions to ourselves. Should make for an interesting discussion of everyone patting themselves on the back for their musical preferences. Tustin2121. I don't think he wants any more fake accounts after his name. ... Ha well aren't I the dbag. Sorry man. Don't I feel awkward What is he... holding? I have a real one, and I can say that the only times it leaks are when i fill it up completely. I have to fill it up to about...91 percent That impersonator looks mostly harmless--most likely even one of your supporters. Will keep a watchful eye on it just in case This is an April Fools, no? Is anyone else very creeped out by these owls? They look like they have no eyes in that lighting ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Do you know where babies come from? No? Let me demonstrate with Olenna. Or maybe it shows how few people knew that was even an option Now they know > ... ... HEY! ... am I getting paid for this?! Yes... *where*? Hope I'm not the only one who read ditto as dildo No. Oh, yeah, nice try scammer Just... wow. "...a disobedient avocado." What the fuck did I just read? Sounds like /r/theredpill material I like to stay warm inside my house, not my parents. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) thats were your wrong ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) History channel That smiley face ... Umm... I don't think stay-at-home moms or dads just go about their day in their underwear It was just a thought. Not like Nintendo HAS to do what I say. Otherwise, I can see what you mean by the game changing. Min kollega Max... (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ Das ist ein klares ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ The people who post this picture don't own rotaries. It was kinda funny the first time, but now I see it in every fucking rotary comment/thread (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ლ( ლ) ┬─┬ノ( )=ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿ ̿”” I had to try it ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) its not autumn... (ヽ )ヽ┬─┬ No camo ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯ ）╯︵ ┬─┬ /backs away slowly ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ Its called /r/leaves because of leafs falling from trees. They're also leaving. /r/leaves Jesus Christ, *that* qualifies as a "spoiler"? They just wanted attention (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ Awww! My hero -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Oh man...have I seen this lady on an episode of Real Sex? I hated Real Sex but it was all I had in my youth besides BET Uncut.... The prices will only go down if people stops buying all of it in 5 minutes. ( ) Two in the pink one in the 1 in the pink, 9 in the -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) The ability to commit crime has never been this tempting. # seriously. I need it. just cats *it's perfect!* Every.Single.Thread (╯ ）╯︵ ┬─┬ Oh.... god. I dated a James just like this too We're not exactly the Goon Squad either, but don't you fucking touch Seguin. ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ...7 of those are iOS exclusive ┬─┬ノ( ノ) "Creepy" I did learn about it in high school, but it struck me as the kind of thing people don't bother to remember since it was on the other side of the country and fifty years ago. Maybe I underestimate people. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Remember, every time your parents (if still living) hear/heared this song, they think/thought of you furiously spanking your monkey. "Say what?! I'm stepping on your testicles? Hmmm...well I wouldn't know what that feels like for some reason... " My older brother shit on my bed Uhh.. Generous god? or just a Canadian.. I'm actually old man keller. Because the goddamn students piss me off. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ I feel like I have contributed to you're life, clearing up what munting is for you haha ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ i came in like a wrecking dong ༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ <ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ> ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)̄ IM DONG,JAMES DONG (̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)̄ (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) (⌐■_■)=/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿̿̿ ̿ ̿̿ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Keep Your Dongers Where i Can See Them Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ༽ u ugly as fuk (⌐■_■)=/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿̿̿ ̿ ̿̿ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ KEEP YOUR DONGERS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM ヽ༼° ͟ل͜ ͡°༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ͟ل͜ ͡°༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง : (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ╭∩╮( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡ ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Well, ok... Just don't let it happen again. "They Always Know " By the Reddit Hivemind What if it's always been like that and we've been wrong the whole time. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Accidentally read that as anals septum. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) "Flavors" ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You want a thirteen year old boy to cum on your sides? Drive through has two annoyances, people who don't roll down their window (when they can clearly hear you talking), oooorrr they do roll down their window and they're still on the phone talking away... hunter GGH Good luck!! I know it's frustrating to walk in to a place that claims they carry your size....then they don't. Barbecue. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) $23.99 I can't say that either ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Footing around the bottom at the pump house? > Edit: I always wanted this to be my #1 comment... ... I am kinda into it... We need more Dat upload tho "I'll give you all my seed." Am i the only one who joined when Darius came out ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That reply Or you could just quit bitching Hilarious. Got a facepalm, a , and I don't even know where to start with the guy eating his shield. Wonder if they were carved in Greenland. Rename him Hermes ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Not as bad as the time when my mechanic delivered my car underwater at the edge of the lake before the dam. I had to pay the $12.5k insurance because my mechanic destroyed my car this is the worst thing i have read in this thread > After an hour of judging They also put little black particulates in the water from the charcoal filters they use. For the most discerning of cats, this will be a deal breaker ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ Upvote for you. Downvote for OP. You sure you can tell the difference by touch, om Octo? Because I can't. Quality in general- saw that bottle and figured I'd ask. I hear good things about them, and mt. 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Stopped by there a few weeks ago and there was a sign that said basically "No naked skateboarding." Staff said that it *had* been a problem in the past. (╯ ）╯︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬︵ლ( ლ) (╯ ）╯︵ ┬─┬ I know what you mean, my teacher today was talking during savasana about how we should calm our breath and slow our pulse, and she mentioned that most corpses have no pulse. Of course that made me wonder about those corpses that DO have a pulse (╯ ）╯︵ ┬─┬ Yeah, after going back and rereading their info, I can see that the issue is only present on iOS devices. What a fucking surprise - Go Apple! I forgot my key and no one answered the house phone. Rather than try someone's mobile, I thought I could break a window like they do in the movies. I wrapped my hand in my scarf and punched the glass. Lucky I didn't break my hand. I can't believe I didn't think of trying a mobile until after that piece of brilliance. ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ --> ᕕ ᕗ (ง )ง That hurt to watch ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I'm in the same boat ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ITT: necrophilia (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ *** *** Sodomy (╯ ）╯︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Sodomy Sodomy Sodomy Sodomy Sodomy > Please don't ask for pre-whitelist or if you could spectate ᕙ( ͡ )ᕗ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ No. ** ** (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┻━┻︵ლ( ლ) (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ What. Suprise. (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ Because they're nice Yes. Interesting. But it's because they are upset because we don't have an ace starting rotation! First I was like ಠ‿ಠ then I was like ┬─┬︵ノ( ノ) I'm looking at you Community ┬─┬ノ( ノ maintain focus! ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ [link] ᕕ ᕗ so, you like to fuck kids then.... >What. went. through. his. head. Smite community is missing you ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ᕕ ᕗ --> ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ First of all "FuckMississippi" I'm from there.. but no worries.. Honestly I haven't spent anything on either *yet*. Most of it has been through free social media like fb, twitter, instagram, etc... I had my fifth grade teacher argue with me when we were doing the states/capitals and I told her that Nashville, not Memphis, was the capital of Tennessee. do you have to use the winky face for punctuation in EVERY sentence? (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ I'm a badass (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ That's how I feel about a dam fine rescue ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Bahaha seriously! I just noticed this. As mild a joke out there, even gave the silly wink. Y u so serious /r/dallas? (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ You would be lucky to get 1 key for that game (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠ It very sex ┬─┬ノ( ノ) PLOT TWIST: You've been an ape this whole time! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) No idea. It's not even on the fountain. I had a hot diggity dog for lunch today actually. But I need condiments on it, I can't have a raw dog Fucking Houston Settling in...after giving up 6 runs ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Gotta fit in 10 Giants and Steelers games in there somehow... Upvote for the sentiment. for the ...said the person with the Deathstroke flair. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) There are things other then reddit? I don't buy it. Remove pirated tweaks from insanelyi repo But the larger question remains...how the heck did YOU know that one of the top of your head, eh? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Sure, you "know someone". ┬─┬ノ( ノ) It's a dick move because it's a sensationalist title. Everybody is going to click the link, look like for a second, and then come to the comments to express as much. It may be a little harsh, but it pretty accurately represents the proper amount of disappointment in OP's post. So you play trundle huh? Sweet babies! ...And he has a father. ( ) ...somehow... And to think I was rooting for the Avs. > ╭∩╮( )╭∩╮ ( )╭∩∩╮ ╭ಠ╮( )╭ಠ╮ ** ** ....why? ( ) High school ex GF couldn't get a hold of me. Contacted my sister, asked her to ask me if I'd have sex with her. ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ_ .... Yes it does. OOC: I guess it was just disappointing because according to the article, my wife who is my best friend is only faking cause try as hard as I might, I just don't get her. Even though I get her better than anyone else in the world. -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I went to the doctor one time and asked the doctor about the Black Ops Jeep in the parking lot. Turns out it was his. The twist? He doesn't play video games. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Or does this leaf look like a leather mask.. ( )╭∩∩╮ ( )╭∩╮ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Ohhhhh yeah.... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ ...... ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ .. ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ/"/ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ > it works. yay ! ... ( ) The Meat Packing District.... my kidneys... ( ) The look huh? If you guys have the same grandparents, it's incest Mine never stays still long enough to get a picture of any movement. He'll nudge me in the side and then the second I've said "LOOK" it's gone and he's busy rummaging around my cervix instead (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ Tell her she says "like" too much, so much that it has infiltrated her text messaging, and you can't be with someone who has no respect for the English language. Where does your first apostrophe end ┬─┬︵ლ( ლ) (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬︵ლ( ლ) The past couple of days have been a whirlwind around here. Glad to see /r/wtf hasn't lost its touch... I think In which photo? You're probably 3rd year status or an early 2nd year. They don't just randomly give away early spots for fun. Dat username So he opted out of the "taxation without representation" slogan. Son of a B! Google'd them, "hey they are based in Colorado I bet I can get service".... no service in Colorado. > Wide Open West Fuck a lot of that cap Well as a homosex I am not offended by it. I will try and not use the term though if it offends other folks... its just an "internet term" that isn't intended to be offensive. Your French girls (ﾉಠ_ಠ)ﾉ (ﾉಠ_ಠ)ﾉ (ﾉಠ_ಠ)ﾉ Every Dong Shall Bow (ﾉಠ_ಠ)ﾉ (ﾉಠ_ಠ)ﾉ (ﾉ )ﾉ So where are there ass numbers. I don't see them the horrors that stun rod must have seen "Bill Gates utvecklar en superkondom" And this is why i need plenty of wholesome, nutritious alcohol to dull my perception of the world. Well done. League of heals to OP ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┻━┻︵╰( ╰) #14 Has a point at the top for ... *ease of entry*... With a budget of $50,000. ( ) Hey rid--wait a minute "Our team is down by 200 tickets so we'd better waste team assets and take up player slots doing stunts instead of going to an empty server to do them!!!" Mine wasn't updating even after I reloaded *checks flair* Manscat. Since then it burns my scalp remembering such images. 2200 pc's. No DHCP. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) The insane comic book nerd in me wants to hate this because of all the crossovers that happened. I'm ashamed of myself. To be fair, its still pretty weird when people do it to pregnant women. Run away with someones phone, lol it's just a prank don't get angry about me trying to steal your phone! I never noticed that. Cannot unsee. Seriously? God dammit cowboys. you just had to take that chance. > Go fly a jet why don't you ... what was he like at two pints? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) …not as good as the real animals? This...this guy needs therapy. Fu ruits Seriously, I was watching and thought it must be a girl. Then the cop ran past him and I was like She's the one. This sub reddit has the domain name of BagoGames[1] it would be much appreciated if this account could be returned as the current mod is a previous employee. Thanks for reviewing this request! obligatory ( ) And I said... *grabs your collar*... Uranus. ** ** ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ It was just a joke ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Chip/Howie: What really happened with DeSean? I'm a huge Mets fan. This map says no one is a Mets fan . So, yeah I am having some issues with existence right now. I just noticed your username... All I can say is I'm relieved they don't have mine as a flavour >But then you'd just go create your own Netflix Roulette! Ummm.... No one . Human waste! In one of the Jigsaw movies some guy jumped in a pool full of used syringes and it was absolutely horrible to watch, I can only imagine how it would feel! The power goes out at my house a lot and keep one around because it's the only thing that will work when that happens. My house has no cell signal. Took me FOUR advanced replacements til they gave me an Xbox one that actually worked.. Wow. Can you remember how you behaved after espresso at 12? I don't think i would want to see the boundless hyped up energy ball that would be my kid. I bet you did not shut up. Kids already don't shut up. We wait for them to walk, we wait for them to talk, and then we cant wait for them to shut up! Fuuuuuuck I'm not alone! Actually I am Well... Shit. I live there. Are you ever going to update this tweak? I bought it and it never worked for me... So why did I pay $1.49 for? ┌( )┘▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一 Come CreepySmileBot, let us gather power No, but I can make one that PMs you " " every time you say something! (ﾉಠ_ಠ)ﾉ ALL HAIL THE EIGHT-LEGGED GOD (ﾉ )ﾉ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You're so good at lying, you could be president or someth... As a native of this very region, I probably got a little too much joy out of adding my "no" vote. Of course, the wording if the question feels like a way to trap me into admitting that there is a god in the first place. Irrelevant. His point is true. One of the highest taxed and highest cost of living countries in the world and your government is making minecraft maps. I'd be fucking furious. Good eye! ... ....... Chain vape 12mg in my russian. Not as much in the morning but as the day goes on I chain vape more and more, then get home and play with my dripper So, trailers spoiling 4/5ths of the story *isn't* just a thing from the past couple of years, good to know. Lets just hope it's animation is better than the Naruto vs Deva Pain fight. I still get chills whenever i remember Yahiko's facial expressions. Oh come on! I misspelt it once of the 4 times I used it! ( ) Less U.S.A more France. Sadly OMG he DID eat STANCLIFFS sandwich!!! That heartless fuckin bastard. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ^^^ ( ) No. Looks like it Seriously ? It's 2:20am and instead of falling asleep, all I can think about is the decision I have to make by May 1st. The joys of being a high school senior. Never forget! Like a BOSS! ლ( ლ) ( ) - (oYO) = (╯°□°)╯︵ No and no one did anything for the five minutes? And at #diabetes if you follow the shops advice that you deserve a daily treat I'm at work bozo Let's get 4k games first before we jump into the 8k (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ yes, passing Crimson Tide? Emp shotgun rounds? ^(can't find that in the mod) Damnit Dats_Russia, haven't you learned anything! (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ Also bitte. Rammstein damit zu vergleichen ist doch als ob ich Beethoven mit Kollegah vergleiche. ... Your title ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Did not compute. Gah. It's bastards like you that wore out a single spot on a tape so that it was suddenly quieter/fuzzier. (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Me and My Friend just Died with this Stuff. *from* (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ Labels on the lid. (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That's annoying, I've faced that once. I remember their name so if they need my services I'll take revenge. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I'm onto you That entry. ლ( ლ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Why do Lucian's guns have balls on them (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ You seriously want me to list 12 cartoons in the title? (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ I did.. And I'm not even drinking milk ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Happens to me a lot ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Who went and downvoted everything in this thread? I was told cryptsy sucks, now vircurex isn't trustworthy, and prelude.io is for US only AFAIK... what sound does make? I've always wondered. "Other redditor". SERIOUSLY. Contrary Serperior! The girl who caught the bouquet was like 11 ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I missed the "And not at all" part and was all at Amplitude. > Dem subtitrări ........... ...........ಠ‿ಠ Professional Fuck Your Mothers Cunt Technician, there isn't a salary, but it comes with benefits. This .gif is clearly incorrect. We all know that the red shells lock on. Not the green ones Thats not an option when you run all 13 auras ... I had an employee ask me if I had ever had five guys, without missing a beat I said "not all at once" he, and promptly walked away. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Guy in a Corvette pulls up to me at a red light, we make eye contact, no big deal. We're driving down the road and he gets in front of me by about 2 car lengths, I slide in behind him since the middle lane is going faster than the left lane. A mile or so later he gets next to this motorcycle and they slow down to match speeds. I'm thinking, "Seriously?" They start racing and I and pull him over. Psh, I say! It's opened all day ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Oh, you know why you did that NO THEY'RE NOT WE'RE DEFINITELY GOING TO GET THROUGH OUR GROUP Using the Titanic as a life boat I have seen that I dont know how many times and never noticed the weird smiling lady trying to get a better look....thanks NSFL tag! (ﾉಠ_ಠ)ﾉ my dongers are better than yours (ﾉ )ﾉ May looks so weird ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I'm interested in how you pulled off being a hooker? it better not be eating ice cream on Bank St. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Just had a friend from school rock up - wanted to hug her straight away but was doing a QBD run with no super anti fires. Awkwardly finished the run Hahaha that was me. My girlfriend gave me a look very similar to blueberry waffle I need upvotes and golds ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Yet. Holy fuck I haven't laughed that hard in awhile. I wanna try too! I don't buy his claims. He sent a memo the month prior claiming his house was broken into? A memo? Why? What evidence of prior break-ins was there? I know. And you know how traumatic events can have unintended psychological consequences? I developed the world's hardest-to-fulfill fetish Gaping. Effin. Dragon. No matter how I try to arrange these, they refuse make sense. To all you fellow Caribbean folks co-signing this shit: It wasn't weird until you made it. I'm sorry, maybe I misheard but did the lady with the knife piss herself? "Jenison P.D." wut.... Yes it is. Now send me pictures of your feet/ where you sleep !! Yep, not sleeping tonight or ever again... Wut I really like your profile and I would totally message you.. Except we live in different countries. I did forget to add that I would also only get around 25hrs in a weeklong pay period. Was fucking loaded. I love you creepysmilebot ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Please listen carefully, as our menu options have changed. Your menu options haven't changed at all! You're just tired of people pushing the inappropriate button and I'm on to you. Dat username... That water looks terriblly creepy for some reason Those are my three favorites.. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ If they really wanted to put Emma over then they should get her as far away from Santino as possible. They need to have her in high profile divas matches against either Paige, Tamina, the good Funkadactyl (Cameron), or Natalya and actually give them time to put on a good match. What's your address? > Just ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Because there's no genetic diversity within a race at all, and all white/black/Asian people are the same. I have to change my look every couple of years as to keep the Feds off my case. This is from the voice of Russia . So don't think this is really reliable of a source. (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) What have you got against vegemite? Go fuck yourself and your freedom. A freedom without vegemite is no freedom I want. Yes. This post, for example. Jesus. This reminds me of the time when I left my music on shuffle and forgot about it. Cue coming back to my computer to several messages after a lewdly-titled song from the musical Avenue Q plays. His hair is parted the wrong way. I'm considering getting one. Problem is, i can't read Jap You can't hate me because I'm Reiko i can't believe Bryan managed to spoil the latest Doug Loves Movies. That's the last time I queue up TVF before DLM. Two things I like about this. First, loaded, watched, came back to comment in less time than a gif would load . And secondly, never seen the word "binned" before, but will now be using it. That looks like this This should be on /r/WTF. Anyway, yes that is very disturbing ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Calm yourself! how can they be #4 when Curse is still in the LCS? My poor poor browser history... Or a period ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ ︵ ┻━┻ Thanks for your constructive passive aggression. ..... ....... you mean like.. stick holding.. "internal error" I guess we hugged it to death. Commenting for later. ( ) So... been asking for any votes lately? Unggg the last blue line... /r/mildlyinfuriating (╯ ）╯︵ ┬─┬ ( ) I guess that's true... What have I done to my baby?! (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ I was offered Ozuna for Harper last week. ( ) Yours if possible please, I'm afraid my station area is too littered to drop anything! You don't want to see what i type, then delete and rephrase to not sound like the rudest person you'd ever met. (; ) Seriously, 9gag? Really? Lawl. ROFLMAO. ** ** Is that guy beating up a woman? ┻━┻ ︵ ノ( ノ) As a sox fan, I hesitated before giving you that up vote. # I initially read that as 'Abbott and Brandis deserve to be deified' Is that boy smoking? That's not creepy at all ( ) But do you drink starbucks and wear riding boots? Another squirrel. >Edit: Looking through their post history, the mods are just as bitter as the rest of them ┬─┬ ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) What the cluck is wrong with them? You have a point about store layout, because when a customer walks in, to the left they see a big ass sign that says "Services Center," (which is actually the tech bench) and if they go to the right, they see another big ass sign that says "services center" (which is actually the print & copy services center."). What about customer service? Oh, that exists, however, the big ass letters that say "customer service" are covered by the big ass poster (that says services center) in front of the tech bench. Holy Shit........ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) +/u/ಠ_ಠtipbot all verify ┬─┬ノ( ノ) This one drives me nuts because EVERYONE I know says it this way, and we're all college educated adults. I actually tried explaining this to my best friend, and she was all . 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Truth be told I'm about as close to psychology as a neuroscientist can be. And I actually think a lot of neuro is bunk too. Tons of correlations. No causality. The emotion and motivation part of psychology is interesting, as is social psych. Once they get into "mental disorders" though, I'm like ok^time^to^go^now^bye...^..^. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Birdemic was awesomeಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Booty was real Gotta start somewhere right > Remind me why I want to look at a high resolution shot of an NPC's nostrils again? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I can't decide on Baam and Androssi or Baam and Yuri with your username am pretty sure there is something wrong with you "him" Of course we do ( )/-/ <- its so close :P Thanks, /u/PriceZombie. ~~ ~~ Rape apologist ┬─┬ノ( ノ) A man taking the last sip from all his cans and bottles before he recycles them. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Duck face. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Tailgating I cut the bows off of all my Curvy Kate bras 'cause they were all opposite colours to the bras themselves. So I'd be wearing a sleeveless navy-blue top with my navy bra, but then there'd be fucking orange little bows peeking out the sides. Kerry Collins Australia has the kindergarten friendly bright colours. Text alone obviously cant convey content so we get green/ yellow/ blue / red / black backgrounding to do this somehow I don't trust giraffes. I always hear this "B-line" what is this in reference to? I don't get it. At a football match? (I assume you are talking about soccer) That's a view. defaq I just read My swing is sub-par, so it's a perfect fit. Or shall I say super-par. Failed gif from mobile. Damn it. How could I forget! We, that was a grand ol' time! Will have to do it again! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I'm sure this will help them to sleep easier at night. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ That is not how skulls work... What the fuck is wrong with your motorcycle?! When you help people up, do you grab them by the neck? (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ This is now my new favorite bot I know! I though this was a great, they kind of weren't really going into her targaryen side too much (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ uh yeah.... not expensive at all... To reply to your previously deleted comment.. :P Exactly three years ago today a tornado came through my community and killed around 300 people. We're supposed to have bad storms tomorrow Is that a rubber butt pad. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Wait!..people actually do this?! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I hope xpecial doesn't do what he talked about at the end of the stream. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Perhaps you could show me exactly where... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Tagged as The Fuzz, I know who to check for now -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Thanks for the suggestion man, I did that before I went after Vendrick! Decided on taking a little trip down memory lane, instead of getting eaten repeatedly by the ancient dragon! Who I am going to fight today Its the mouthless cats that don't scream. Aaaaand this is proof that you really don't read giveaway titles or rules Best of 2014, hands down. ** ** I do this and every reply I get is " I can drive myself." Maybe I'm pulling out the big guns too early, but then again I was raised to always offer to drive on a date. -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) thank you, now everyone in my bureau is staring at me Why does it sounds so Suharto-ey ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You act as if I read more than the title. Child feels I woke up this morning wondering why my alarm didn't go off. Then I realised that I switched off my iPhone while sleeping ( ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Killing for children -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) There aren't language groups but culture groups this isnt the same . Sorry for language The other day I went to see what was happening in region chat (Oceanic)... everyone was discussing "Who is the hottest frame"... -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Yes. Or the dreaded "The fact that you don't know just proves my point." ** ** Didnt read past the Aesop Rock and 'd. Realized you didnt mean rocky, googled it then, :D'd. Thanks. Personally, I don't use facebook or instagram, so saying that the pictures are good enough for those services isn't exactly a good thing, as I just don't care. I like to take pictures and having a good camera is something I like. That's why I'm having trouble choosing. I love a good camera, but I also love a well built phone. I also don't mind sense, not since sense 5 came out. I haven't even rom-ed my One S. I was just about to, but with only two days left (and it not turning on right now ) I'm not worrying about it. That said, there's also a level of control I miss about having a CM phone that I look forward to getting back. I'll for sure be roming the S4, and most likely the One, too. Mostly just to get a faster, lighter phone experience. If there's a stock-like experience for the S 4 that does away with the unneeded animations, I'd love to try that out. Either way, I at least want to get rid of any bloatware apps that come on the phone. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ლ( ლ) NO! Sounded like pedophiles there for a bit. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) It will never be a perfect translation ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Uwe Boll You're taking babies and kids in account   Oh pleeaasee.. Just go to mars already ლ( ლ) Why wouldn't he ? You're only supposed to post one or two lines so the rest of us can respond with the rest of the song. What about the trolls who are gonna spam 128,192 for all the wild pokémon battles? We're never gonna be able to grind. You're not a boy, are you? We all know what hes doing Well, it's not entirely impossible if you put the effort to it. This helps a lot. I feel better about buying them now. However, I really hope they fit since I bought them online from H&M . Jesus, who'd be ginger. You're right, that IS the biggest race issue facing America! (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ You won in the end ( ) You can't be racist and own black people. (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ....im evil I bought a battery charger when my bike wouldn't start. The kickstand was down... It was all part of the act It can work both ways ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┌∩┐( )┌∩┐ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ my fight ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┻━┻ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ ︵ ┻━┻ -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┻━┻ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ ︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ............... ‎ ............. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) "Secretly in love with Jexdane" ლ( ლ) That's good of her. And it's nice to know the world is still safe for fanfiction. After all, without it we wouldn't have *50 Shades of Grey* Somebody didn't get the D wet. ლ( ლ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) In a hot dog? Yeah, you'd love it if someone whoosh'd all over you, wouldn't you? In Australia it's officially illegal to use offensive language in public. I have only ever heard of one person getting a fine for it though and that was because some old woman took offence to the non-conservative views he was expressing in a conversation with a friend that she was eavesdropping on Also two 6.9's Dear god Yes. I would also like to know But what if i do. */u/RayKinStL's ear squishing intensifies* # ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) The bridges have no reflections. (⌐■_■) Seriously got super lucky with those. Happened when I least expected it. When I tried to MM, I got nothing. He's confused because honestly we are running out of faces Relaunch Cydia. For some reason Cydia isn't connected to the Wi-Fi network ( ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ I'm still trying to figure out how to organize everything so they're neat and concise, but also keep all the colors because **damn it I like colors**! So far, it's proving difficult I'm pretty sure what you were about to suggest is illegal and frowned upon in most societies. So wrong 12 million people believe this shit GOOD LORD. I am sure they are Nigerian Yeah, you need a digital copy AND THEN, you have to..... I'm too lazy to type it out. Either way, it'll consume your life. D: All of my shiny Pokemon have come from breeding for giveaways. RNG gods keep denying me of the shiny Pokemon that I want! -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) My mum told me she divorced one of her ex husbands because it hurt to have sex bc large. 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OOC: What happened? I'm behind... Oh put the card back in the fucking deck. Why are they sticky? ooc: TRUTHERBOT!!!! Holy shit! Those proxies don't help you here! ლ( ლ) *Twitch twitch* H..how can rocks float on lava if our eyes aren't real? ¯\_( )_/¯ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Is the dark brown haired girl on the right pulling the panties off the person next to her? God it must suck to be the children of people who like to play the "who has to pay more for this little shit" game. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) After reading the title, I was really hoping to open this thread and see that you had broken your friends and then broken your brother's Xbox 360. ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Better that than *Cum-Guzzling Grannies* colonoscopy should never be routine, unless you are addicted to it... It's 24 you imbecile. Just fucking do it ya filthy animal ☜( ☜) ( ) Srsly I know where you live not sure if I want my frost-wyrm to lick my wounds Oh yea I'm sure this guy was just waiting around for a law to pass before he committed a bunch of illegal acts. Maybe I was ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) Ugh, someone should make a bot for this stuff but... ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ No ** ** They said they'd be adding hair to it and that's what we got. Clearly wasn't really hair but... *sigh* or his daddy hugged him too much. In New Jersey it is illegal for a man to knit during fishing season. (┛ )┛彡┻━┻ Yes that's true. What I meant to say is that I believe the Windows DLLs should all have ASLR now. Obviously that is not the case with all their products yet ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Shit that's what those letters mean? I thought they were some special acronym It's upside down. It's ok, I check out other dudes all the time -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬︵ლ( ლ) I'll give it a few months of success before I sell my vinyl on that site. I tried selling a record at StuffCoin, and that didn't work out Counterstrike -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) I'm amazing in bed. But not attractive enough that anyone will sleep with me. I want stickers !! Please !!! I was at a store that had the same deal but it was a bit more expensive (12.99) and people would order pizzas with literally every topping we had and sometimes doubled it. Normally i wouldn't care cause more deliveries usually means more tips and mileage and whatever else but of course that wasn't the case, instead i had to take extra heavy pizzas in the middle of the winter up some of the iciest driveways to get stiffed at least every second order ( ) Walking around barefoot... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Total Annihilation of course. ...The thread itself is already spoiler-tagged. That's just being redundant. Why would you talk about FLOTUS like that? ** ** ~~ ~~ That's why **slut** is a negative reference to a *female* and not a (hetero) male. It may be difficult for a guy to get as much sex as he wants, (depends on the environment,) but all a woman has to do is lie face down on the floor without pants, and *somebody* will probably fuck her, and for some, any sex is a notch in the belt I guess... *ノ( ノ) here you go Which one of you is Doug in the comments? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Wait!? ..again? know what? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) We need more lemón pledge. TL/DR; I don't have any real counter argument or evidence he is wrong, so instead I will just accuse the middle class of being jelly. "Produces like a 13-year old" is obviously an in-depth, thought-out criticism.... how old was this planet did I miss something wtf!?! ( ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) Calm down ノ( ノ) ¯\_ _/¯ " " *ノ( ノ) tough, you're part of the gang whether you like it or not. hail? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I'm coming for you Josh ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Haha okay, hordes permitting, it shouldn't take that long Okay I just ran into 3 non-Wingulls already. Oh come on. ARMAGEDDON If it still works, why not just use it like that? If she ever notices, act surprised like you never noticed that before. Weasel at least you didnt try before [i] and [/i] after reading your comment... Likker East West Uni? There are actually some girls that I think would be better than me at having a penis. I enjoyed it right up until I moved into a house with hills At first, I thought this would make me sad, but then I was like Holy shit, all of the messages are on the same day. Clearly you have nothing better to do than reply to this ass. You at least knew it was a hyperlink, I would have called it a blue click here thingy. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I'm not a...fan For the record, she doesn't mean naughty stuff ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I knew you were a stalker > (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ ）╯︵~~~︵~~~︵|__________________________| (╯ ）╯~~┻━┻~~~┬─┬~~~┻━┻~~~┬─┬~~~┻━┻ I hope the lunch was worth it I'm aware of the state bird ಠ_ (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Puff puff pass . Oh shit I dropped it . Salinas , CA ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Maybe a less violent language could also do the job! Way to come through on this *user is banned* thing OP.... And remains a "non-profit" institution ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Welp, pack it up... We got a winner What's a hawk gotta do to get a little sunshine around here? Do we have to keep bringing this up? (☞ )☞ exits that way *ノ( ノ) ... unless you are in a factory making them... (They are made by prisoners) Victim blaming Nice try Chazz Saying the word cunt ... in the UK at least, but no one really minds calling each other twat ... what is this Once my mother returned a nice paring knife because "It was too sharp and dangerous." ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬︵ლ( ლ) Wat? No you don't, they put you in a straight jacket and try to take you off your addiction by watching PewDiePie instead of Millbee As a Vancouver, WA resident: /\¯¯/(c:) ノ( ノ) On the road, short on audio supplies, we stop in a local drug store and ask for the largest box of unlubricated condoms they've got... Wow you're getting unmodded right now. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) > = Sarcasim We want to praise the sun, but we cant praise *'The Sun'* Those rims look like hubcaps I got time ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) only time will tell Java oh man I didn't do so well at the course in uni. I guess I have my work cut out for me. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Ohhhhhhhhhhhh boy. note to self: never browse this subreddit at breakfast ┬─┬ノ( ノ) It depended on Facebook likes - I tell myself she just had more friends than I. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Don't you dare go stealing our local girls Thanks for the downvotes, but I prefer to ask before watching at work. I don't understand My one and only RC Helicopter went out of range and plopped into my pool. That disconnect though ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) It's a good thing you didn't take my broad generalization personally. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ahaha that makes more sense, for some reason I thought you had a (human) minion running the sub with you. Had a weird coincidence the other day when another dude recognised me on this forum (the post that did real well). Only the second time that's ever happened, both in the space of two weeks, by two different guys living in Dundee Im high, but my reflexes on the back button where surprisingly quick. Dafuq did I just see? You may want to start saving for laser treatment. I saw you farming those kills on amerish :P Thats great though the eyes ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) I suspect a new trend: taking shots of cameras. Now look at what you've done. You've made him deleted his post. Grammar. Wat? At least they've added those signs that say the minimum speed limit is 45 mph -- although today I hit standstill traffic about 400 yards after that sign Fox canceling a good show after one season shown out of order? Well shit, I didn't expect that. "Webmaster" .... Ahhhh .... Tell me again reddit how much more awesome it is to be uncircumcised and all these earth shattering orgasm I'm missing out on because its not like I had a say in the matter or anything... "Transforming nipples since 1991" ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Femenism... His username As a colorblind man, this chart is crap Because Donald Sterling is the **real** victim here Iron Man And Batman are in the video and they didn't die in the movie. ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ITT: vertical smartphone photos and videos Damnit.. Now it just looks like I'm arguing with myself.. It really sucks every year, Luffy and I share the sane birthday yet now chapter during that week due to Golden Week it's not surprising or new, which makes me even harder That makes her your daughter Because why would you need to prove you're an American citizen to vote in an American election? That would just be ridiculous. Because an illegal alien is going to risk being caught, arrested and deported just so they can cast a vote? That would just be ridiculous. This tweet was 2 weeks ago.. OP ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Easy, he is serious on his trolling I've been killed by enemies charging at me like 4 times already while shooting right at them. Is this a bug or just really really shitty aim on my part? Hopefully you'll still have some later :D (kind of want to try some 0 Speed breeding)! Unfortunately, stuck at work for two more hours. What is love? Rangers don't hurt me. Rangers don't hurt me noooo mooooore. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Or she's young enough not to know how fax machines work... The guy with this license plate posted this to reddit. There is a traitor among us. -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) How do you know it wasn't her... With Retrieval Ring... fuck what? I'm rank 46k and I beat rrytui every day. I just do it in offline mode... Gotta keep on the down low ノ( ノ ) Or had sex in it. Pre and Tyler host? So......you're saying I just need the D??? | ಠ_ಠ | ಠ_ಠ | ಠ_ಠ | ಠ_ಠ | ಠ_ಠ | | | ಠ_ಠ | ಠ_ಠ | ಠ_ಠ | ಠ_ಠ | ಠ_ಠ | | | ಠ_ಠ | ಠ_ಠ | ಠ_ಠ | ಠ_ಠ | ಠ_ಠ | | | ಠ_ಠ | ಠ_ಠ | ಠ_ಠ | ಠ_ಠ |ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ| | | ಠ_ಠ | ಠ_ಠ | ಠ_ಠ | ಠ_ಠ | ಠ_ಠ | | ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) OP why would you do this These are the faps I've been looking for. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ I think we all are ┬─┬ノ( ノ) It's *barbed* ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( )ノ ︵ ┻━┻ Agreed. Thinking of the long-term effects of an uncertain foreign policy is DEFINITELY something that shouldn't be admired. Ama Might be that the city line is trying to catch up with demand or something worse. 18" is a lot of rainfall and those sewers aren't exactly well maintained. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You're good, ASCII art of a walking along. I feel you man. I wish there was some sort of plug in or small script software that didn't allow the homepage/default search change. Heck, uninstalling a "Virus Protection Software" set a proxy server to cut the internet Thats my advice I posted like yestreday I wish I had an answer. I thought it was just me that felt this way.. Everyone I know seems close with their families. For some reason,I couldn't care less. I'm 38 with a family of my own. What happens with my parents, brother, cousins, aunts, uncles, etc just seems to be unimportant. I wasn't abused and was once close to these people. I just feel like I've moved on with my life. When somebody has some issue or drama in the family my mom will call and tell me about or ask for my advice. She and others seem to love my advice because I get to the heart of the matter. The irony is that it is easy to give advice when you just don't care about the outcome. = = Thanks a lot for letting us down, Dallas ** ** I'm beginning to wonder if you and your ilk recognize sarcasm without an /s. > I'm beginning to wonder if you and your ilk recognize sarcasm without an /s. Your... ex? ware-kids wtf ' ...is that? Can you tell us which are text based and which are graphic images? I'm scared ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Well you stated that you were 100% sure that they wont make it to Worlds and then listed what they had to do to go to Worlds...Yes a contradiction ( ) Because your explanation is so much better ლ( ლ) I guess dirt is still $20 on steam ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ --> ┌( )┘ --> (ಥ╭╮ಥ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (▨_▨¬) ▨-▨¬ლ( ) > “Could you get this box down for me?” No. Hers is just already in the negatives. Reversing... Actually, fuck that. Let's not reverse it. The pic is fine. Check Infuse out for a great movie player....also, yahoo weather is a wonderful app. PixlrExpress+ is good for photo manipulation. Congrats on the new purchase btw! Love the soldier's look of disapproval. Pussy? Are you gay or something? Bad things happen when you have to choose between Quinns or Paul. Please don't make me choose. I never watched American Pie but does that actually happen in the film(s) ? So now my work is split between drive, quick office, sheets and docs ( ) Looks like a noose Dubstep was created in the mid-late 90s They canceled them like they canceled Silent Hill HD Collection's Xbox 360 patch. *** *** I used 4 of the 10 ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ I used to work at a Costa. I once had a customer ask me for a latte, but with "not too much milk" they were dead serious too, they felt a bit silly when I explained what a latte is. I posted this before, and the mods removed it because it "wasnt closely related to wrestling enough." You must construct additional pylons. there's no doubt the price must be horrible!!! (ﾉ )ﾉ Dailymail The eyes. So. Muthrfuckin. SAD. Wat Great, now Grandma forgot to take her medicine While I agree with you, how did they manage to steal your buffs? If you were jungling after all ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ --> ┌( )┘ --> (ಥ╭╮ಥ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That's so fucking frustrating when that happens. Then until you get it back on your on fuckin auto pick . ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Ghandi (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻) What? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) So not ok... Hey I remember this comment from the last Rob Ford thread! Great job "Riiiiight about here sounds good" ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I want to molest your bike and do naughty things to it ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) /u/PleaseRespectTables ノ( ノ) Miss Fortune and Caitlyn. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ...reddit is starting to scare me (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻)ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Would have been nice to tell us all where the hell this gym is located. The coke scene. Oh yeah? I bought the hardened edition on my peasant station ** ** OP played with himself.... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) please respect the tables "It's game time " pay attention Poe. Thanks ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ *Hey*, what's the NSA doing in my bathroom ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) She's going to have to sell her basketball team now. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) d p Marchand I would really struggle with the idea of what he has done here and I find her text to him suspicious. d p{its a me mario...) we meet again Black and Fair Trade Shink s. "You could have just told them who you were. This behavior isn't acceptable. Get down." So Kenji's mob suspicions are true... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) OOC: ಠ_ People call it "monopAd" here. Yes, the statistical bell curve doesn't apply to the 600,000+ in the city limits. OK. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I think I'll join ya for that boat racing! As long as it's row boats, no more motors for me. Social Justice Warrior. Thanks for clarifying that OP. Don't use the term too loosely... An internet that worked. But if I told you that you'd know my username.... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Upvoted because I have no idea what this is about, but it made me verbally say "what?" Still can't believe I wrote WVU... ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) > With regards to your question. I had a bad thought. I don't know what he's on but FUCK DAT SHIT ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Ghosts is cheaper than MW3... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) (/ °-°)\ ︵╰(゜Д゜)╯︵ /( ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ಠ◡ಠ ノ( ノ) 凸(⊙▂⊙)╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) What's lacebop eloA? Looks like that damned Captcha. Have fun smoking out of baked car paint. testing Why... would you want to see that? You have a weird sense of humor ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Hardly worth calling it a hot dog at that point Meow I'd Salma her Hayeks all day ( ) (ºOº )ノ( ノ) I have seen this complaint lots of times here of the lazy horsedickman. Some guys with a healthy amount of length think that by showing you their huge penis that is the beginning and end of foreplay. ლ( ლ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) This is what I come to /r/funny for. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Is it just me, or does this seem horribly clunky and cumbersome compared to something like LFS multiplayer UI? I mean, having to disconnect just to change your car? Thank you! I love this game even though I suck but I'm going to my local club every week(one week I play a 9 the next week I go to the range) and have seen my shot improve little by little. With 25 people we beat them 72 to 25. I was really hoping for a perfect score. Everyone on their team was a coleader and in my imagination their clan chat was worse than global filled with yolo swag thuglife. Do whatever you like, personally I'd be interested to see a post about all of SUJU, even the ones that have made us go . A post like that could be very handy for other people to learn who's who and a bit of their history - the good and the bad. But it's entirely up to you how you do it or whether you only do SJ-M. (The more Donghae&Eunhyuk the better n_n) Don't worry I'm not going to kill anyone.....( ).....it's just a meme, with a story of all my school life so far. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Dude that's literally the titular photo of the Sr-71 wikipedia article. Ya no, you can see the lag right in the video as well as the difficulty of controlling a small point in open space. Then there's the tired arms. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Or he can learn actual history by studying it. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I can see it ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠ I didn't know DCSS was now Dark Souls 2. Shink just s at Spidey, "Do you remember what I told you about making me and Akumu look bad?" What if we're all elephants and the elephants are people This is a great concept! You should keep up the good work and definitely look into The iOS market as it is large. > Yeah, took me a bit to learn that I should never underestimate the power of stupidity. Thanks for the life hack! Hey guys! Let's downvote this person because he has a different opinion than ours! A *newt*? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ....well ... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) Ich sehe das Problem überhaupt nicht einseitig bei den "Leitmedien". Menschen, die nur am Abend einmal Tagesschau gucken, wenn überhaupt, regen sich dann über einseitige Berichterstattung auf. Oder der Typus der es grad mal schafft zum Kaffee am Morgen die Spiegel-App zu öffnen. Wer ab und zu mal eine größere Zeitung in die Hand nimmt oder einfach das gigantische Nachrichtenangebot im Internet nutzen würde, kann sich über alle Facetten, Perspektiven und Interpretationen eines Konflikts informieren. Nimm dir Die Welt und die Junge Welt zu einem Thema vor und du wirst die Wahrheit irgendwo dazwischen finden. Diese Vorgehensweise ist auf alle Medien übertragbar. Bei diesen Leuten geht es weniger um die Qualität des Journalismus, sondern mehr um die Mündigkeit der Konsumenten. Sonst müsste ich davon ausgehen, dass es hinter den deutschen Redaktionen eine pro-amerikanische Verschwörung gäbe. Ich seh schon direkt vor mir wie die Redakteure des Neuen Deutschlands heimlich die US-Flagge schwenken. [](/sbdisgusting) .... I'm a level 97 what am I doing Now that's a troll. There's no way they could possibly...be... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) thats not snow ... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ༼ つ ༽つ /u/anutensil does the same thing in /r/health - politically charged blogspam that is in clear violation of the rules of /r/health... But what can you do when the violator is a mod? People report the violations, and they're ignored because, hey, a mod posted it. Haha lol I have no clue! > The AK skin is horrible What is up with all theses TRON looking guns anyways Naming your kid after Uranus' moon *smh* Danny Le ... Willam Li I see something, but I can't describe it. ( ) Why any one would do that to their body is beyond me. Congratulations random person you made your ass look like a lumpy swollen water balloon , so very attractive. Way, way better than Windows , of which I do not approve. Ett vettigt inlägg på sweddit? Något skumt är på gång ** ** ┬─┬ノ( ノ) But how do you *get* a good mix? Part of that is mastering this one? ಠ⌣ಠ or, ? "this is gonna be embarrassing for them".....two seconds later.... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) OP what kind of conversations are you having when autocorrect changes the word into incest instead of nicest # ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Mm, it's easier to wash the blood of my enemies out of sweats tho... A fucking tree branch? Just one?? Sounds like the town I live in THAT BABY HAS TITS! Great. Now I won't get anything done in my job. I hope you're happy now Fuck a whole month. I watched it all in a week. You ever went that long without sleep? Wat It's never over, I'm sorry to say. dude. [SPOILER] Chimcar released to the wild Oh boy, female Eevee I remember that -sigh- ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Said the original hipster douche bag. Oh the irony. I liked living in California - pretty broad minded people there but some other places (looking at you Texas ) are not so good. Canada is great and universal health care is a plus. I did want to move there myself after I visited Vancouver. NZ isn't bad and it isn't anything like as hard to get here as it used to be when I was a kid, plus we have decent coms now so I don't feel too isolated like it was say thirty years ago. *he needs it* ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Infected? I think the left one is looking at me. That's metaASOIF Just tried to make it to checkout, and the damn websites server crashed Does... He know? ( ) Thanks. Found a way to do this with the 11s, but apparently so did a lot of other people. They show as sold out I see what you did there, and I'm not fond of it. Ant & Dec are annoying lol wtf ' you gotta like... cut that shit out man. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) My younger siblings sang it in danish. It will never be the same ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I won't torture my enemy... Because I'm a good guy... And to think, all this time I've been giving it out for free. ⱱ( )ⱱ This is why North America is largely unpopulated. Bears constantly attacked groups of people when women were menstruating, thus preventing any sort of permanent settlement. It wasn't until the invention of the machine gun that men were able to roam the wilderness, slaughtering bears, and thus making it safe for women. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) No NSFW; Bad! Let's have a Dutch party! Wait do you actually do this? It's a repost Wait you actually don't? A girl died and the worst part for you was that it ruined the festival. But then you've got heatran to worry about haha thanks man I'll try your movesets out :) You won't comment anymore, but your name tells us you'll be taking notes over all entries and saving them for a rainy day ┬─┬ノ( ノ) STRAIGHT INTO THE VERY DEPTHS OF THEIR SOULS Interesting grille on that golf, sorta looks like I don't get it, are you trolling? You come onto reddit, and the first thing you is describe that you're Christian, of which nobody on here cares, then you hammer that Christianity unnaturally into your relationship issue, even though it's unrelated, all the while being defensive about how Christian you are? I have not even gotten to your issue, and I'm already kind of tired. Question, how does stomping on the brakes constitute ramming? it's just an old myth right? Nobody actually plays the game right? right...? (\ )\ ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I just realized my name could go both ways.... Their _whole_ lives? Yeah, but I only found one matching TSV page and they haven't been online in months ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Well if NA could stop stealing talent from EU once in a while, maybe that'd solve the problem Monte ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I don't know how it tastes, but Vegemite it looks delicious So how long have you had boobs because you should probably tell everyone on earth. Why would you google reddit ? You sound as if you speak from experience. My school has like 40 Is this the United States of Cheshire. Are we talking about "literary" Fantasy writers and forgetting to mention Tolkien? I have an '11 TRD Off Road 4x4. I got a really good deal on it because it was a 6 speed manual and the dealership was having a hard time selling it. Southern California ** ** ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Did this right before I got out in Norfolk, VA. It was a lot of fun watching everyone get sprayed... until it was my turn. They were suppose to spray us above the eyes but sprayed right into mine. Sent! :D I have so many of them! How do you know? Is the 茶 really necessary Because aerospace is the only other field in engineering, amirite? Aah yes I see. Thanks for that.....Butthole__Pleasures You forgot to label all the folks jockeying for the seat next to him. Oh wait. Imagine if someone farted, you can't run away.. meh bats aren't so ba.. Did I stutter?!? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠಠಠಠ ಠಠಠಠ God... it's like a sneeze that got a little too out of hand. ಠ ಠ Glad there is someone here that appreciates a joke The most logical explanation..... Only Fembots are on R/Gonewild The bus next to it is like yeah, because most people working office jobs would also not work if they weren't getting paid for it. how sick! ...I...*lost*...? ಠ ಠ I suspect it's because I accidentally hit the button in my post then edited it out. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Grammar fan who says "irregardless", eh? Spiders. "Tasty tasty tasty 17 y/o" ┬─┬ノ( ノ) What the hell kind of porn are you watching that's illegal in the US? Child porn? Snuff films? .... I'm intrested in the content of said private messages, just so I can cringe the fuck out and go to bed as it's past 4AM and I'm still browing reddit Indiegogo ┻━┻ ︵ √( √) Ummmm.... ノ( ノ) I was all jazzed that my smart tv had a web browser... Until I found I couldn't type an address in with my smartphone, but instead have to hunt and peck with the remote. Seriously dude, if i offend you so much why dont you leave. Theres like, plenty of other internet. > * intensifies* Leftback Can't do any harm Ugh wait til you meet her tumblr fandom.. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Poor people don't want their kids to do art? Or are you saying only white people care about art? You seem a *little* too eager. Ohh .. Yea ... Rob Ford, *China: where people have to be told NOT to eat tiger penis.* "dʒraphics ɪmage format" I think that Pryor is a in the box safety with play making ability. With that being said I also think he is a injury waiting to happen. Yes in college he was able to lay big hits on running backs at the college level but if you put him up against an elite level running back I have a feeling he is not going to have the same result, he will rather get ran over by a guy like Lacy or get junked by a shifty guy like McCoy. But when you look at a safety like Bucannon who is faster, taller, and a coverage safety he is just a much more safe pick than Pryor (no pun intended ). Not to mention the value of we can get Bucannon in the 2ed and sure up inside linebacker in the first than we can go after a wide receiver with one of our two third round picks considering that position is as deep as I have ever seen it in this draft. Again I'm no TT but from what I have seen this is how I would like to see us draft. And yet they charge you 49,95€...... What a shitty day omg i totally got le memed upswag for you good le sir - --> this is le meme faec Guaranteed the first question would be about the restock Damn, sorry about that. I didn't knew about applehelp, it didn't showed in the recommendations. Dammit Brampton, never in the news for a good thing Still no zebras... Actually, it picked up some bugs on the wing and I need to wash it again I think the mom meant to type "she," (talking about the baby) but I'm not entirely sure. Tell him to turn off his windshield wipers before turning off the car. What are you, stupid or something!? Phil Schiller told me in an email that I can use an iPad charger to charge my iPhone ( ) Sounds cool ( ◕ ◡ ◕ ) bro (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ . What are you talking about? Forecast has no effect on the battery ~~vvvvvvv~~ gggggggggggggggggg √ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Pizza also counts as a fruit IIRC because of the tomato sauce on it. De overlast van gokouderen in de horeca begint zorgwekkende vormen aan te nemen. Damn, I want to see this but I'm at church ATM. .l. .l. Yes, because everyone knows only furries roleplay... I notice his flair says Jelly Bean 4.4.2. OOC: .... xD A little late not sure if serious... I can't believe I made it's buster cannon on the wrong arm. What the fuck have I just seen There's this summer camp I go to for a week every year. The camp doctor is really cool and he is nice to everyone. He was recently convicted of possessing a ludicrous amount of child porn, which he also was an avid distributor of. Saw it on the news one night and my face was exactly like Feel bad for Dallas fans at the game. But paintings are not captured instantaneously. Dirty Sausages ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Reading your comment, I was was like Jolly Rancher WELL YOU SURE LOOKED LIKE ONE WHEN YOU WERE GETTING POUNDED BY THAT GUY IN THE BASEMENT OF A PAWN SHOP I KNOW. When I order a cappuccino and the person asks, 'What size cup would you like?', I know it's all over. it looks like she's wearing the legendary armor forged from the fiery depths of the rings of fire using the flames of primordius ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Didn't score? The one where it was only her top half? If so... No Oh... god Good thing you did only the tips? You're gorgeous, but I don't think the crazy hair color would suit you. If I see anything more than highlights, you gon' get tha face! Patriots fan ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ No, it's like a painful tear at the corner of your mouth that cracks (and bleeds) every time you try to eat, and sometimes when you yawn, or talk. Plus even with medication it takes a while to heal, because it's constantly re-opening from normal everyday activity. *** *** What the hell did I just read. But how did you know they were D Cup? *disturbingly*? MOOOOM! ಠ_ಠ_ > Even worse: Not his leg you grabbed Cenarius ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ... ... arcade fire Hmmmm, welp, they're tracking me then. Can't tell you how many times I have had people give me a 10/10 on the pain scale. While sitting calmly in bed. With a normal or low bp. With a heart rate of 70. Breathing regularly. No sweating. Not grimacing when I examine them. We share very similar usernames   You're right what was I thinking. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Frivolous lawsuit that will go nowhere and waste taxpayer money....but awww it's kids so it's cute!!!! My hard drive died, but i got rag and ysera twice in a row in the same game O, pardon my dumbness Would you be willing to give up a 6 IV Pokemon for one? Aka the mesmerizing enchantress. An amazing ENC was a priceless asset. Don't hit up Crystal Caverns without one. Back in the 80's, my grandpa would always point out the Playboy sign whenever we drove by, and I was only about 10 yrs old. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) It would be easier to just actually solve the puzzle than do this alphabet trigonometry... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Damn, this snail is gangster. I've managed to live with my ignorance to man eating ninja snails for 26 years. As of today I'm a new man, a man that's now afraid of snails ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Clippy fetish? Two of these links are authored by the same person, who is a redditor. You wouldn't by chance be said author would you? "You quickly pay 10 gold and go through the gates" Explain what that is to me ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) HotD = Childhood? Yeah fuck waiting till marriage right?!!? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I see what you did there people talking loudly /u/PleaseRespectTables ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) This is how the cycle of shitty working conditions is allowed to continue. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) nnノ( ノ) please respect letters ಠ◡ಠ > ┬─┬ノ( ノ) How soon? Not soon enough! > > Also, when I write "dystopian" my computer asks if my mean "utopian." Thanks, that's great. I never thought of that. I read it as /r/girlswithonehair Wall of text. Oh dear god...I would just keep the tattoo...fuck that Maybe when they patch this issue they will include a few more things we wanted but never got in the last update (ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ )╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) There was one restaurant that made me rage the other day. Look on website for hours and it literally says "11-Close" no shit mother fuckers but...WHEN THE FUCK IS "CLOSE"?! NO. I DO NOT RESPECT YOUR TABLE. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ)  His face afterwards Must be nice to live in a place where it's not assumed you believe in a macabre fairy tale. Where I'm from, it's mostly Catholic, followed by the usual basic "Christian" sects. I have a few friends who are also atheists, like myself, but it's really awkward when things come up which force me to "out" myself. Example: Recently a friend of mine married a friend of my boyfriend's. They asked us to be in the wedding party. My friend (bride) is very religious. When we attended a few dinners, their entire family and friend circle all hold hands and pray out loud. This happens whether we are at a restaurant or a home BBQ. I find it rather pretentious, honestly. Well, my bf and I have to just politely abstain from holding hands with other people and we don't pray, although we do just remain silent out of respect for everyone else's ritual. I heard one of the women casually remark that we must be non-believers. (Non-believers? Really? Yes, I don't believe in bullshit.) It makes me angry though. What if I was a Muslim? Or Jewish? Or ANYTHING ELSE? Would they all just assume I should be forced to follow their rituals without even asking? I would never make someone do what I do. wait.... so this is an actual thing? That *is* how it works Yes they do. They teach that the Father (Elohim), the son and Holy Spirit are 3 different Gods which were once men from a different world who became Gods; they also teach that humans upon death can become Gods; yet at the same time they deny being polytheists! W00ster . Hva faen har vi sagt om å vise hvor dumme vi er i verdenshistorie foran undermenneskene? ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) what? The spoiler tag really helped since his name was in the title. Terrorist cake Yes...but can I have one that *doesn't* have a chicken in it? /r/cummingonfigurines ? local pub near my old place in Germany was like this except the porcelain was a mirror from floor to ceiling I thought I was reading that wrong...nope...wife selling. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) sweden got it's own money? Yes, mobs of unemployed, watching their workers rights being sidelines by corporate greed that wants cheap slave labor, can get a bit heated. Its almost like they feel like the nation they built should be there for them. Go figure. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) in the thumbnail it has similarities to a porsche. i open the picture and see 'bugster'. 4th and 26. Yeah, it was a long time ago though. I haven't actually talked to him about it personally. He and Ezra Koeing have been discussing it on twitter And the damn mouse arrow and the in game cursor in different spots on the screen when you alt + tab back into Skyrim! Yeah, rogues were very good at pissing me off! Considering I'm too old for school the thought is entertaining. He doesn't like desserts. I'm not telling him anything! Not after last time..... Haista sinä, Warkki, kukkanen. I really can't tell if you're joking or not ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) I was speaking of you specifically ᕙ( ) rage thread about marijuana myth has comment section full of marijuana myths and unsourced half-truths Oh... So you mean that only one need to have the KeyBV ??? OMG I'm sooooooooo dumb The entire video, i was like , but then the shovel came out, and i was like ಠ‿ಠ. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ 8======================D grandma ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Holy fuckmothering cheesus that things huge Definitely. Although, the more I look at that front facing "naked" figure, his head looks a bit like an uncut penis from the front. With googly eyes. Not sure to up vote because it's sad or to down vote cause it's sad.... 8=======> <=======8 Not real thrilled about using some third party environment that thinks things should be compiled as root. Not sure why they couldn't setup opencbm to compile with make. Oh good job ports people, you stuck crap in /opt instead of /usr/local. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) What the fuck ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I've done this before. When the door opens, theyre expecting to rush in, but they get a instead. -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Whoa whoa whoa. My masturbation sessions are not trivial. Wait... it's on FSMW? I've been tolerating ESPN announcers for no reason? I'm a girl. Where can you buy coffee and a good book for $6 It moved a little Woodson D'Antoni Brooks It's the same with this. There should be a " " key. Here. . there you go. Six Catholics and three Jews? Very representative of the US population. I'm oddly turned on right now 3-5 times a day I should stop... TAT PLOT*realizes apple bloom is REALLY young*…ew OKC doing a great job of not giving Durant, the MVP, the ball. ‎ I have an extremely pixelated boner now They're missing a dynamic 2-guard, maybe one with 3-pt range and facial hair ‎ Oh, jeez. How old is your best friend and her boyfriend? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) It's not anal rape if you yell 'surprise'! That diagram... Your flair TIL. Pretty cool. Would be cool to find 12 to present to a craft beer SO. Go ahead and take my smooth ideas, guys... I've got plenty There was this other time when my dad came to pick me up and the entire car ride home my vibrator was turned on in my bag. "What's that buzzing sound? Hmm, must be the car." Just what every mother wants... a battery Hey guys! Can we have more gifs with too much build up that cut off as soon as the it gets interesting? Thanks! So did she end up sleeping with the guy? Either way, you are a good person... -looks at username- ...AnusHammer... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┻━┻ ┬─┬ (\ )\ ┬─┬ ( ) ( ) It's much worse that she thought the word 'handle' was nerd talk. She didn't even understand the word. That's (nearly) what my back looks like normally... Freelance double penetrator? What kind of film school did you go to exactly ? Something tells me you're a fake doctor Oh I get it! Le reddit condescension face Where are the icon guys? 8=====D~~~ For a second I though it was a gif. Thank The Lord it isn't. ( ) who else clenched at 1st glance at the thumbnails i was like . But nice sculpture in the end. No NSFW; Bad! Clean, good looking, and good cable management expect for those top fans. 'Quick' guide can't tell if sarcastic or not... I'm sure going from her incestual familial relationship to one with a guy named butt_pumper is 100% healthy all around.... Maurer also said that the man has to protect the weaks, the women and child and compares his wife to an object. , A glimpse in the forum showing that betting bots are not in function. Probably will try again in the next couple of months. And yeah, the website name is You tryin' to rustle my jimmies? Who the hell builds golem on Lee anymore, and then he builds merc treads with golem , you would've been a dead man if he had built elder lizard like a good lee would. "Wow, so you guys reached the stretch goal. We didn't really expect you to reach it so quick so it won't be done this month. Next month will be spoink-tacular; I promise!" Or Smacktees.com works fast. Hackers don't watch television Why does that Ward resemble Vademon from Digimon series Why thank you...? No, it's been enough colors. Lets just talk about SNSD maybe idk C'est français Nothing weird or creepy about this post. ** ** If you got to the point of being naked in front of each other, I will keep going, unless she has a dick The fuck did I just read? I feel so offended, I couldn't even answer to that You're not wrong, but this is completely irrelevant to the situation "Yes," says Van Damme, "Okay. Yes, yes, yes. It happened. I was in Thailand, we had an affair. Sweet kiss, beautiful lovemaking. It would be abnormal not to have had an affair, she's so beautiful and she was there in front of me every day with a beautiful smile, simpatico, so charming, she wasn't acting like a big star. I knew Thailand very well, so I showed her my Thailand. She's a great lady." I showed her MY Thailand?...lol 20 minutes into an 8 hour road trip, back home from college. My roommate and best friend from high school announces that he is literally about to shit his pants ** ** 1/2 million dollar car, yet they can't even get the encoding right in the description. This would add an interesting power dynamic once item persistence is added. Clans could easily get an arsenal of M4s and solo players would have to scavenge for hours to get one. And, we have an idiot here folks! ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ...ᕕ( ಠ_ಠ)ᕗ...( ) I feel as if the appearance of the face every time your browser sensed you pirating would stop it pretty quickly It's a real life ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Everyone that I have talked to said that Sylvia is difficult especially since I'm doing art direction, is she really as tough as everyone says? uh...what? redditor for 12 hours... ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) instantly lower them ノ( ノ) <====3 grandma Like chewy Maltesers. Arya could come in my shadows whenever she wants ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I'm gay by the way What are "girly subreddits"? ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) No, me ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) WHAT.......THE......FUCK?!?!?!?!?! YOU'VE NEVER HAD A BURRITO?!?!?! ** ** ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Its called Cutthroat ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) His face is just . Omfg informative yet disturbing Depends on the chapter of the bible your reading... "who said weird... .... I said not weird... " ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ I ran it 4 times and each time Brazil were 3 or 4th in the group Actually it wasn't made for this post but my own AMA -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) You got a problem with Hunters, pal? **Post something original or shut your weeping mancunt ** How do you put apple maps on lockscreen? (Mighty sorry for the n b question!) (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°Д°）╯︵ /(.□ . ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Wow. Cozart. Best play I've seen by him all year ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠ fap material Not sure how a thread to help promote the game became an argument of PC Master Race and consoles Speedy blocked piratebay and some other sites, so I need to turn around a bit to get to the place where I want to be ^^^^even ^^^^though ^^^^I ^^^^change ^^^^my ^^^^DNS ( ) *they knows me from smash* HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEH It's funny. Because words. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL >> my roommate nearly got maced by a cab driver who tried to throw them out of the cab when they called him out on charging $35 to go from The Omni to 12th and Lamar... They ended up filing a police report at 4 in the morning I'll pass your contact info to them ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I'm tempted to repost something that got removed earlier. I'm guessing for this reason.... But instead of linking to a different post in a different subreddit I'd link to HHH's tweet. Maybe that would be more wrestling related ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ * * How does one vape trees without trees ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Go Spurs Go ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) YOU AGAIN! You linked to a cosmo article on reddit and then want to *discuss it seriously*? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) **Pushes it back in** you have more 's in your post than I was prepared for. ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Spurs in 5 Well this is awkward . That was supposed to be in r/mlbtheshow ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (ಠ_( )_ಠ) call me senpai I REALLY do not want to know what the NSFW "oatmeal creampie" looks like What do you like to drink? Golden Shower? lol I really wanted to know what song it was and at the end, ''Song: Darude sandstorm'' Rosalina and Little Mac Who thinks about sex that much? Okay, Notedown. ¯\_( )_/¯ jst lyke on /r/gonewild xD ┌( )┘ I've been using guilty for a while and I found that even though springboard just have been crashed(sometimes respring as safemode sometimes not) it picks a wrong reason, such as *nothing(empty string)* or Appstore apps like AlienBlue. (no way... ) And then I found that there is no crash report created at the moment. Instead there was a lot of security error log inside diagnostic folder, showing iCloud keychain related errors at that moment. Is this thing being considered?or, how* can I resolve the problem with it? It's like if you present a space where white people just happen to not be in, they get really uncomfortable and upset. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I take free health care and education for granted until I see all these posts on reddit ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ[](/bear)[](/yuno)[](/yuno)[](/yuno)[](/yuno)[](/yuno)[](/yuno)ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ...and the bathrooms smell like it Oddly enough, that gave me a boner..... Naruto. It's over 600 episodes now and I'm still watching. So...much....filler! Married? Must be nice to have so much PRIVILEGE. Teemo Wrong Starfleet uniform for Picard ┬─┬ノ( ノ) My favorite is Bonney... oh wait. Doesn't really help, but thanks for the story. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) >...norway It's fine. I won a shop with a cop thing at like 6. Was me and another friend. Each got $100 to go to walmart. I bought a fucking ski mask. Full face cover too. Yeah . Not too bad back then. But now looking back. Awkwarddddd. Looking at YOU, svchost.exe ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ( ) - get out of my circlejerk. Kindly left out the parts where his "Government" Squandered and laundered millions in Aid from the United States, and don't even get me started on the whole Pakistani ISI Clusterfuck oh and they still hate us with a passion. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) under the table ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Client is coming Think about the other side of the coin. I've been lied to, manipulated, mentally tortured in a sense because of people who feel the need to lighten their own lives with lies thicker than blood. Now, this has been family, best friends and boyfriends. Now I always assume people are lying and my judgement is strained to say the least. It has caused me to doubt every new person in my life and shy away from making worthwhile friendships. The only way to change it is to sit down with someone who is qualified to treat your illness. You have an illness, sorry to say. I'm very happy you've acknowledged it, which is your first step to recovering....Unless you're lying about being a liar... that hook on Vi was so fkin clutch ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ......ᕕ( ಠ_ಠ)ᕗ......<'( )'> dat gastly face some of these critics were probably the same that hailed 50 shades of grey as a milestone in emancipation. ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ You still get Watkins I thought jokes were meant to be funny This worries me. Sure, it might help me avoid the folks that will splat me on sight, *however*, it is potentially giving them and griefers a list of perfect targets. I don't need the crazy awesome people knowing that I suck. ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ And I don't give a fuck? you had a perfect rhyme available Oh , , you again. I usually dose cjc no DAC and Ipa 3 times a day. Love it! Vascular(when I'm lean enough ) and just awesome sleep. Her sister is 12 ( ) ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) Lower Ur Dongs ノ( ノ) HD cameras. Max resolution 480p Rymth. I remember that one. I paused the video and spent severeal minutes trying to look it up in a dictionary. (You know, I'm *ashamed* of any English word I have to look up in the dictionary). Of course, I didn't find anything. So I continued watching the video. ... Puig: Here I am critiquing this picture, typing up a response, and then realized the "painted by my 4 year old niece". Well, I feel like a dick now. I'll be on my way ┬─┬ノ( ノ) In for the log. Really looking to do this coming winter if I can't hit the bf% I want by summer on diet and training,my body literally clings to fat. ah shit fire save matches!! ლ( ლ) thanks. Gragas buffs ┬─┬ノ( ノ) No, Link would be driving a train. But OP, you're the faggot who posted this which got all of us talking about it. (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ I dunno..... a few hours as a default sub and already we have questionably *interesting* content. You read my mind down to a tee **0/8"**.... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) that edit ### ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Trust no one. Ha haaa...don't even joke about that. You're the reason Wakanda has lost all of its vibranium, and I lost my throne Maybe I'm your coworker Marking for later Freedom: *free to be dumb* Yes, thank you for the "aid" You answered your question actually! It's all about HOW HARD None of these leaders are going to *get* into the range where a Wattson is significant, because they need to *clean up their stupid freaking gyms!!* At least *Wattson's* gym was relatively straightforward once you beat the trainers inside... ### i just want her ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) [](/douchecat) At first I was like Alien abduction and hauntings.... are also...bad.... God tier. Awaiting part 3 with ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) If you still have it... ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Please respect tables. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Incidental? He actually asked for a *Bud Light*? Or just ya know, normal for animals. Like, cats. Loco Cycle. Please respect tables. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Please respect tables. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Mmmhmmmm... This title was hard to read I have a dream.... Alien here as well That's what we used to say when my mom kept getting pregnant. Instead of being happy we'd all bang our heads like, noo not again! I'm the eldest of 9... Area 51 is a tricky juice. I havnt been able to vape it out of anything besides a pt2 and i know its good, but i think its just too complex for my setup. I keep getting hints of chocolate and custard but i might just be crazy . Let me know what you think. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I've seen this here before... I read "The friend *is* an adorable fat pug that eats anything left on the floor" and was like ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ !!!! hahahaha Or maybe it you that is failing. Plex works extremely well, is easy to setup, and is the most used software for what you are trying to accomplish. Stop blaming other peoples code for your shortcomings Sounds like something humans would do Well...not too hard Ooch downvoted We are also supposed to start opening 80' cafes. ~~ ~~ No they don't because the Raspberry Pi runs the same MAME software as other computers and so obviously it renders things in a completely different way. you sir, made the point! I just met a worse guy who is reporting his heading and altitude for every waypoint he crosses You're flying a baron not the space shuttle ~~Probably.~~ Me too! But I only completed 2.5 yrs of credits . 7 year college plan FTW! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Rock Lee/Oro.... Would be more perfect if it was DIT Me please, i lové bits Well, that happened I remember working with webdesign and endlessly telling my boss that users hate pop-ups and his response was always "nah, add the pop-ups". Ok boss > My comment was reported? Is that even possible? Because that seems a bit extreme. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) REALLY?!?!? That's what he was fucking implying??? I had nooooo fucking idea!!!! Glad you're here to make a fucking comment and tell me!!!! Si ea cred ca are.Deci probabil aici vroia sa ajunga (nu, nu la idei ma refer) (┛ )┛彡┻━┻ yeaaaaaa she's psycho anyways. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠ which of one do you think i did No one is an angel! I'm a little bothered by their hiding it, but I suppose it's for the best since girls are usually fairly open about it. I'm a little split between hiding it and being open about it. It sucks If you're too much of a delinquent o use RES you can comment in a thread and then use that comment to find all of the cool internet tricks you were never going to remember. but... he **IS** a special snowflake > Pretty sure "edizione" is Italian, guys. ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ They..they look underage.. ....................... ಠ⌣ಠ Masturbating. Bullseye Tattoos    _/ The theme of the party you're going to is "Mexican"??            ,     o__, Whilst trying to pm you on alien blue I accidentally found the button to let me put a in my comment. Thank you for unintentionally leading me to this discovery. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ watwatwatwatwatwhywhywhy I may or may not have roughly 9 shots of espresso during each day Hit reply and tap the down triangle at the top middle of the screen and it'll drop down a small menu. Swipe to the right and you'll see options that say more, image, and . *Not affiliated with spinnaker411 . Pyro is such a unique name ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ There was a lady up here with tech stripes on hers Why don't you take a seat? Yeah, on my game he rushed for over 3000 yards. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) congrats .... ^^^^^ -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Hot pockets! Another one here! It's worth it because you can do this: ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Is this kid really smarter than I think....are they... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I bought the exact same thing! More proof you're one of my favorite shibes, we make similar purchases. It's not even in the fucking middle of his chest.Holy shit. WHAT ABOUT CHIPOTLE BARBECUE? Because young white men The most inexplicable piece of merchandise I have seen were Angry Birds branded HDMI cables. SMEast つ◕ل͜◕)つ(ﾉ )ﾉ Clinch, motherfucker! ours sometimes has little flakes of mystery in it. I am serious. See this ? This is my serious face. You must get all the ladies The fuck is wrong with OP    _/ ~~Well my ex [16/f] and I [17/m] broke up last September. she had cheated on me and honestly i couldn't really deal with it. we had dated for about ten months. Well soon after we broke up i joined the wrestling team and i started to gain more self confidence. Well i had already gone no contact when a friend of mine was like " didn't you date ____ for ten months ?" then when i agreed she showed me a tweet that pretty much said i was a joke and our relationship meant nothing. so that really hurt so i then decided to block her just on everything. except instagram but this becomes more important later. Well im loving life she is out of my life i hear about her every now and then but not too often which is good. Sometime after we broke up she started dating this drugy guy. Well not to long ago i learned they had sex like two weeks in their relationship. so that stung a bit.~~ I got a new girlfriend recently who absolutely love, she is honestly really sweet and she really treats me right and cherishes me. ~~Then one day a mutual friend is like " Hey thirsty dude check your instagram somebody wants to follow you" when she said that my heart instantly fell to my gut." When i saw that name i honestly wanted to flip a desk and run over to her punch her in the face. well our friend told me that "she feels bad and she realized that she doesn't hate me ." well now that i saw i was obliged to accept to it or else tons of guilt would ensue from many mutual friends because she told them all. So i unblocked from twitter and i talked to her and i honestly fealt all the pain from all the hurtful stuff she said. so i decided i'm done with that. tried being nice in person it honestly fealt like that time when i was a kid and i knew i was going to get in huge trouble. well i have given up trying to befriend her but i stay off of twitter now because her and her bf all ways post annoying "lel i luv mah wify <3 <3" kind of shit." what do do guys please help.~~ Wow... I knew a guy who killed a cat for karma......   ** ** Well he had a very difficult federal trial to deal with. That got over. From what I heard through the grapevine he walked down the court room steps, discarded his tie, dress shirt and shoes. He then took a cab straight to La Guardia and bought a ticket to Bozeman Montana. He got a room in a small hotel there and contacted a real estate agent. He ended up buying a cabin on a mountain in Montana. Very simple and isolated, the closest neighbor was ten miles away. He felt his batteries recharging, but missed the bustle of NYC a little. One day he is sitting at his table sipping an egg cream and munching the last bagel he brought with him. He was startled by a knock on the door. Puzzled he opened it up. It was a huge bearded burly man. The man introduced himself as Carl, a retired Deputy Sheriff from Nebraska. He told him that he was his neighbor from ten miles away. He was having a party to introduce NYPL to the neighborhood. NYPL was ecstatic, he missed people more than he thought he would. Carl told him that the party would be the next Friday. And he should be prepared for fun because there would be some drinking, some fighting, and some fucking going on. NYPL grinned and said, wow that sounds great, what should I wear? Carl said, it doesn't matter it's just going to be me and you. Nobody has seen or heard from NYPL since. During a eulogy Oh man, the hair thingies, the hair thingies everywhere. It's like the have legs of their own and find their way into every nook and cranny of my apartment, and my shoes. > Not really a death in a way, but in the middle of a uhc match my computer restarted to install windows updates FUCK YOU WINDOWS UPDATES!!! ლ( ლ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) You don't use it... It uses you I think the Heat might have other ideas, but I'm glad you're so certain already...  \       /     ________________ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I'll be watching you ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Way to ruin it for the kids ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You're on my list now. ** ** (╯ )╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I was coming here to say I call it delivering baby livers. I'm now sad to know I will soon be delivering grown up livers. Thanks for the heads up.... Thought I was the only one that does that. One time my best friend and I were shooting pool at the student rec center and he made a pretty sick shot. I wasn't sure if I wanted to say "nice shot bro" or "nice shot dude" and ended up blurting out "nice shot boo". I instantly realized and tried to play it off hoping he didn't hear me but after 5 seconds he goes "wait" , looked at me and we both busted out laughing.     ________________ Too much opportunity for yeast infection Agreed, I play semi peaceful, for most game I am isolationist and CS are my only true friends, any civ that loves me is going to start hating me the moment some douche declares war on me and I defend myself by taking over his cities as payment, and when I start hosting the congress and anything I do angers them. (I had Japan 'angry I helped defeat a proposal of theirs', the proposal? To embargo me. Yeah, I am the dick). ┬─┬ノ( ノ)            ,     o__, And you get a downvote Ah, I could not see the sarcasm . As for the link, you can start put it tomorrow afternoon, around 3 PM+ WIB, that's the time when they put the new topic in :) Can't go to the bathroom either, no matter how much water they drink... ( ) Every time I browse this sub I can't help but seeing coffee cups that don't exist ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ >Whilst trying to pm you on alien blue I accidentally found the button to let me put a in my comment. Thank you for unintentionally leading me to this discovery. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ            ,     o__, ^ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ    __     ________________ ┬─┬ノ( ノ)            ,     o__, ┻━┻︵ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ)     ________________ (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) We can let the Kony BS slide, but jerking off in bright daylight? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) China is actually extremely peaceful. I know it may not seem like it from all the media coverage of the massive difference in accepted behavior in China vs North America. But in reality if you look at history you will realize that China has seldom invaded other groups of people. Sure there is Mongols and stuff but for the most part of the couple of thousand years of Chinese recorded history they stayed rather stable. It is really within the Chinese culture to be stoic. just look at the different dynasties in Chinese culture and you will see. Look at what happened during World War I II. Put it this way, Chinese people are selfish, but they are not very ambitious , as long as they prosper and get rich they lean towards minding their own business. The great US of A not so much (ಠ_ಠ )     ________________ /_            ,     o__,   __\/\__ --\_= ~ಠ_ಠ__.__   I'm not ಠ◡ ! ~o O__ ~o ~O_/    __   I'm a little distracted by the guys package...    __ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I'll trade you for my snow if you want.    _/ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ‎ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Wohooo, too soon. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) But... it's not pointed upwards ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ If it's so rare...why is it dead on the ground... Those nightlock berries from the Hunger Games. I don't know how I feel about the German flag in the "Power" part of the subsidiary's name It's really disgustingly stupid how much meat we waste even after it's gone through the whole supply chain. People just don't know how to store meat anymore, and we end up chucking a third or quarter of it all away. That shit is EXPENSIVE to produce, in dollars, lives and environmental costs. Stop wasting food people FUCKING MOVE!!!! First of all: But Fnatic did not take exhaust, I think it is a mistake tho "Black shaft" Annnnnnd it's a Friends gif... > ┬─┬ノ( ノ) The doctor is supposed to tell the parent this when the child is born. When they start potty training you should teach kids how to properly clean themselves. ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Yeah but nobody could get into it - "not even in Africa". Go Rams. Please no, because then Germany comes around ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I didn't notice the no hands at first. Original reaction: "Oh, that's a cool finisher I guess" After noticing he uses no hands " mother of God..." ( ) ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ> ༼ つ ༽つ/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ Run that by me again? "Donald Glover, too, **jumped ship** after Episode 5 of Season 5." He nodded in a way of 'not bad' as he saw the millions of drones. It was quite scary actually. They looked perfect and functioning correctly but they still emitted some scary pulse. "And humans can't see these?" He had to wonder because if they saw 4 million drones flying above their heads, stuff would get difficult and the UN had to make up another shit story. When an activated one approached his face was like ' ' and he shoo'd it away. "Really impressive though, will make life of shinigami easier they just have to purify the hollows now." As someone who is also a Packers fan, The only thing I can see is that their fucking comforter is crooked and I want to straighten it.. > Maybe people should not let children run in the streets. Honey came in and she caught me red-handed creeping with the girl next door. Picture this, we were both butt naked banging on the bathroom floor. How could I forget that I had given her an extra key. All this time she was standing there, she never took her eyes off me. I also just replaced my old car that was really starting to need a lot of serious work, but I got a 2008 Ford for a pretty reasonable price. Only minimal guilt ┬─┬ノ( ノ) And I bet you're staying in room 420, Lewis     ________________ ಠ_ಠ vote ಠ_ಠ vote ಠ_ಠ vote ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Your comment combined with your username worries me... Said Yankee ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That's okay, I can just use ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ from now on. ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ But it's not done! asap rocky you are legend ﾉ Whoa, I just realized "Bitches zitten aan mijn penis" must sound even stranger to people who don't speak Dutch Suck it up? /u/I_RAPE_CATS and the April fools day incident. I just took this picture. [ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ] That's him AND me. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) BLAHH ༼つ ༽つVoted ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ BORLANDS ノ( ノ) ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) LOWER YOUR BORLANDS ノ( ノ) ( ) ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ლ( ლ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ Yeah! I can't see any of the comments either! I know people have been posting, but they're not showing up. I thought it was just me! But "he just is, ok!" Is the only back story you need. > ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) Never Lower Your Bortles ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Because I'm only 16 I'm so down! If there's a chance, I'll try it! Not sure about the sacrifice. Could I live with myself forever if I knew I killed someone? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Ooooh deer. These are worse than the pun threads. That was a declarative sentence ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I- Is that really Susie? QUE The real question is...how fucking annoying are you that he'd turn you down? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Yep, all the radiation gave her cancer. Thanks for your votes! You must continue. Wow. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) hey thanks...but what does "some more" mean? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) *"The fuck are you? "* "You're a virgin? That's so brave!" Needs more > ...did remindme bot just ditched you? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) The cat looks faker than the raven... I too found that on the first google result before posting here, along with a few others. Shame on me for missing out on this small handful of *amazing* ¯\\( )/¯ native 1080p titles. I don't say this often, but His collapsed lung has really affected him Dear god, I just woke up and found out about compendium, and we already reached the second goal, third soon . Well, RIP in peace wallet. ** ** Your name... That video really rubbed me the wrong way. Especially in his break down of racism and "perpetuating stereotypes", when SourceFed actually has a new Asian corespondent that could have done it. Which a lot of people would shout racism because they got her on that story and having an Asian person portray a stereotypical Asian is usually perceived as perpetuating a stereotype..... Well, that and he literally just started a series titled "Oops That Racist" which features multiple Black men screaming. Then asking an elderly white woman what they were reacting to. (Each answer being a trick question between a Magic Trick and a Dunk) One being a magic trick, another being a dunk, and one being a "badunkadunk" (it's actually "Badonkadonk", but whatever ). Which apparently her answering the questions wrong makes her racist, even though, as a black person, I could easily retort that he's perpetuating stereotypes for making the joke of black people overreacting to damn near everything. Examples of black people freaking out to magic, any David Blaine special, dunks are any dunk competition, and asses based on any social media site/movie. But I mean. It's okay right, because he got black people to do it. Pretty hypocritical if you ask me. That was also completely disregarding the fact that he actually performed the first personal attack. You'd better be shitting me I like potatoes. Then he doesn't deserve to be your friend ┬─┬ノ( ノ) > OMG HITLER WTF!!!!1!!! ლ( ლ) I hope that one day we can grow teeth back. My front one got knocked out a few years ago when I was 17 and now I have a fake tooth for the rest of my entire life ┬─┬ノ( ノ) LOLLLLL. It's totally cool it wasn't meant to be for neither the Skiddo nor the Shinx. I overheard a customer as I was walking past one at work yesterday who said to his son "If it has the triangle sticker on it then it's an illuminati toy". They won't be Putin those in the ballot box. I knew some russian workers hired by a friend of mine. Cool guys and all, but they were quite homophobic. Not violent or rude about it, but would give big whenever the topic was mentioned. Quoth the kitty: Or when the water level in the toilet is too high to wipe. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ༼ つ ༽つ/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ Like hell we're getting rid of Flareon. Didn't we take the time to level up a few Pokemon on our team back in randomized FireRed? I sure as heck remember the group grinding a level 13 Mew into the 30s. Granted, there aren't any places like Pokemon Tower in Sinnoh, but there are sites where Flareon can be trained. Let's do that. I'm 5'4" and 113 is pretty much where I want to be. And I'm going to get there someday ( ) Yeah..."wild"     ________________ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ I hated it more than scooby doo            ,     o__, I guess I should hear you out like a mature human being, seeing as how you didn't open your comment with a personal attack. Your excitement... No Correct Don't lie to me! lol. pretty sure its not over. just temporarily suspended. but damn, how bitter are you? You need to put on a see-in-the-dark glasses first. Don't you have one?!  \       / ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Eating with your mouth open so I can see and hear every bite/chew ** ** Of course the only way they score is with a double play ball. God and evolution aren't even really comparable I'm a Christian and I believe in both.. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) How do you get past the first sector ┬─┬ノ( ノ) What is this, the slippery slope theory of Eurovision? If we allow *transvestites* to win, what's next?! GOATS?! Indeed it does. woahwoahwoah, do **not** talk shit about mah Foxes . It's called Free Man mode. You were supposed to show your self out. :( ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) She found it cute My cousin had her son clipped because she didn't want him to be made fun of in gym. Because that's the *only* reason a boy would be made fun of in middle and high school. "Is literally in the middle of nowhere" Thanks very helpful. God I hate these so much ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I am sad to hear that. What happens in the business is people get comfortable. When that happens no more training is taken. Less training=half assed work. It's really common . ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) TEST **┬─┬ノ( ノ)** ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Damned politically correct users. Jenny McCarthy - ill-informed anti vaccine stance coupled with spokes modeling for e-cigarettes pow! Heather Cox reporting on hands and inches ‎ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) What the hell is wrong with you people. A7a ya3ni REALLY, ONLY A 770, ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Things I have completely forgotten. Bad memories of neuro. ┬─┬ノ( ノ)            ,     o__, what's crazy about YOLOing into someone's home and having them drop more caps? seems pretty standard for wormholes if you ask me... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Am I the only one who noticed that the St Louis **RAMS** ended up being the ones drafting Michael Sam? [mfw ](##) Holy crap! It's the repost police to the rescue! Don't you have anything better to do??? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ     ________________ Apart from the feminist thing I am basically a terper's fantasy wife Yeah sure you're in the army and yes u sure do speak for all service members lol. Btw fake soldier, tell me what part of the pledge says we are the greatest country on earth. Also,while you are free to dislike America, I happen to like it, and a lot. You are more than welcome to leave if you don't love our land and our cultures and traditions bother you. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I think what you meant is zombie Rafiki ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Whoa, people remember my vid about that Mechanics? So you're telling me you don't just mash all the buttons as Ryze? …I meant the part where I have another hole to breathe through, not the part where I get killed due to a severe case of the bullet-in-the-heads. Trees Then why is it only one of the best ever if Ronaldo, messi or Suarez do it? That was my original point and now I feel like your saying the opposite Oh I know! How about not spending your money at Starbucks in the first place?! not enough senjougahara (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ But they didn't catch her sippin'            ,     o__, ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I like Sylvanas...she makes me happy. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Does any one else think that i nailed it and am doing it right? Have an upvote. AND MY AXE! This kills the axe meme. To the front page with you! This. Wow. I don't believe I made to the front page! I'd like to thank god. There's no proof that fairies don't exist either - do you believe in them too? Carl Sagan said it best [Carl.jpg]. So brave. Repost not sure if Repost or haven't seen it before [fry.jpg]. If it's a Repost, just use the downvote button! IDIOT! That's what they are their for. I hate being this guy, but you used the wrong 'there'. Irony. Came here to post this. That is NOT irony! Look it up FFS! It's shit like this. Absolutely agree with Sagan. Fuck everything about this! Fuck all the things!!! No, that's an object, I think you mean Rings. No, that's a band of metal, I think you mean Sings. C-C-C-Combo Breaker!! In Soviet Russia things fuck you. go on... That post was almost as bad as Justin Bieber and Rebecca black combined. Louis CK hit the nail on the head with this one [Louis.jpg] Stop posting pics of Louis CK with text! He would hate it! He should have posted in [1] /r/only10subscribers anyway. Neither, Chuck Tesla. You got that from /b/ And /b/ got it from Reddit. Nice try, M. Night Shyamalanan. Your spelling is wrong. I quit life. AND MY AXE! Another LOTR reference! This thread helps my OCD. This doesn't mean you have OCD! IT JUST MEANS YOU'RE particular!!@! This is what OCD is like: [vid] Wadsworth constant applies. Was expecting to read that and will not leave disappointed. My SO made me an axe for my birthday. Awesome or disappointing? Guythatsaysmyaxe: AND MY AXE! Upvote for relevant username. Member for 4 years! Your day has come! Member for 4 years and only one post - You can't explain that. [BillOReilly.jpg] Good Guy Greg Upvotes relevant username. Scumbag Steve Downvotes relevant usernames. One downvote? SBS is a Hipster. Steve! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU* You just edited your post! Hey everybody! This guys a PHONY! A BIG FAT PHONY! This is why we can't have nice things! I'll just be over here then. [sadkeanu.jpg] Forever Alone. I’m Canadian, sorry. Have an upboat. I wish I had more upvotes to give. Wait...is that a spider in the right hand corner? ENHANCE. Someone setup a GUI interface using visual basic. NOPE NOPE NOPE!! [spiderenhanced.jpg] Kill it with fire! Hey Guys, my girlfriend thinks she's [f]at, can you talk some sense into her? [size0model.jpg] Pic is down. Is she...Over 9000?? 9000kg girlfriend? That brings new meaning to....a tonne of fun. Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! To help everyone out - 9000 kilograms = 19 841.6036 pounds How I feel when someone posts "Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" before me [gif]. No one cares how you feel on an internet site. This is not your internet site! There are millions of visiters and they all like different things. I think this Youtube comment said it best [screengrab.jpg]. Nothing has not happened more than that didn't happen. Yeah, I can tell by the pixels. TIL about pixels from a tv show and posted a Wiki article on it. What the actual fuck!! Look how stupid my friends on facebook are. They know nothing about pixels. [screengrab.jpg] AMA Request: That guy on facebook!! Would anyone be interested in a AMA from that guy on facebook? FFS! Just ask them and if people are interested they will ask questions!!!! Okay. [okayrageface.jpg] Look at my cat in a hat - I rescued it from my neighbor's backyard [meholdingcatnexttomyface.jpg]. I want that hat! Shutupandtakemymoney I don't have a cat to pimp for cakeday karma, so here's an elderly person I know. Happy Cakeday! Am I the only one that hates cats? Yes. You are a unique snowflake. Yes. You are a unique pancake. Yes. You are a unique toothache. Y U NO like cats? huh? Next person that posts 'huh?' gets a visit from this guy. [fatguybeingsick.jpg] I don't even... That's it, the internet is officially over. That's enough internet for today. I'm out. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ Hi r/sex, I'm just wondering if it's normal if you get an erection while licking a table. Of course. Anyone who doesn't like it is a victim of society and is homophobic. (285 upvotes) I'm a cop and love to lick tables. Police abusing cooperating table [vid] That table gotta lawyer up! Lawyer up, hit the gym and delete facebook. Fuck the police. Whoa, we got a badass over here! I love the police. You are the 1%. I don't want to live on this planet anymore. If you hate this planet...Does that mean you've been to another? [philosoraptor.jpg] Imgur mirror [1] Urgh. Is there a Reddit for grownups? These memes are getting sad. C'mon. It was funny! I laughed so hard I spat coffee on my keyboard. I laughed so hard I almost woke my roommate and dog up. In Australia you wake your roommate and dog down. I told my Australian roommate I quit facebook. This was his reaction [gif] This is what Cleverbot has to say about facebook. [screengrab.jpg] I copied what Cleverbot said and said it back to Cleverbot. [screengrab.jpg] Yo dawg, I herd you like Cleverbot so we spoke to Cleverbot with Cleverbot so you read Cleverbot while Cleverbot talks to Cleverbot.. We must go deeper.... That's what she said. I don't always go deeper, but when I do it's in your mother. [interestingman.jpg] TL;DR - The concrete set. It's feet are stuck in my driveway and I now have to feed it daily. Nice commercial. Half-baked product its advertising though. Glad to know Microsoft has guys like me covered where I enjoy my htpc in a fully-lit white room Well thats solid proof Ist deine Freundin süß? Ich beschäftige sie gern 2 Tage damit du weiter ungestört masturbieren und TV schauen kannst oder was immer es ist was das letzte Jahr(!) wichtiger war als mal deine Heimatstadt zu erkunden. It just so happens Shink is wandering though the shadier parts of town thinking about how nice a park and streetlights would be here! He better not run into the spoops in his city . ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ lol le may may *Their*    __ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Unfortunately Shink doesn't ever pay attention to anything around him... so he's probably too busy looking at a street light to see them. better not cause any trouble first I thought, 'oh that's reasonable.' But that quickly changed to 'well, they probably didn't have a lot of props for the photographer that worked well as accents' but, by the end I'm pretty much just . Oh it's that motherfucker abusing the kawaii shiba again. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) So it was you who wished this on me!! He is blind not stupid -gives the uploader two middle fingers- Why is Canada not allowed to watch this? Went to mother In laws Pentecostal church today. Was the most bullshitiest service I've seen yet. Talking about sparing the rod and spoiling the child apparently means if you don't beat your kids you're not getting into heaven. What a great message! also they managed to squeeze in the old Adam and Eve. Not Adam and Steve malarkey. Fuck never going again also they were adding on to the church because it apparently "wasn't big enough for gods love" and have pilfered about $48,000 of people's money. did you really use haskell for this? I'm not wearing any underwear, Wenn ich mir irgendwas wünsche könnte, dann mehr User und ordentlich Rabatz hier ;) Aber das bleibt wohl Wunschdenken The feels, bro ┬─┬ノ( ノ) And romantic. The power of a surround sound stereo? Then the joke doesn't work. > Chilllll.. you're triggering repressed childhood fears. My thoughts exactly. [NSFW] tag, but no [Serious]? This is getting Phreaky ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Så du vill att någon annan ska betala för resan bara för att du tycker att alla ska få följa med? Röstar du möjligtvis rött? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That's a roughly 60 mph rugburn. Directions unclear, dick stuck in Fuck you and your ability to fly The second part, where the chick just lays there ... getting a very japanese-dinosaur-rape-scene vibe... ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ I'm having a difficult time believing this is real. The girls texts were obviously completely crazy but the way the guy responded seemed very odd and leads me to believe this never really happened. Still though, Larges? Don't you just make the pizzas that big I will watch your playlist and I will judge you So many holes ( ) I was equal in Erudite, Abnegation, and Candor. Apparently I am Divergent. NSFW? ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Oh I remember that shit, my innocence was lost when I was 10, fuck that shit, that is horrible, I remember the maze game HP that still uses 1366x768. really? not a single pic? Her face is all like ** ** Eeehhhh....could be good but also could be even worse than a Palin/Santorum ticket ~~ ~~ I want a nike connect haha. I'm the shoe giy to my friends and everyone at work haha. I bave a few friends ask what shoes to get to sell too ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ It's always normal traffic in LA   Not ashamed to admit that I stared at it for 5 minutes as well You could have made him believe Dulce niño dios! Says the guy with the Bolton flair Peeing with boner ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Happy Mother's Day     ________________ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Wait, "especially because...?" So it would be less horrifying if said woman had actually distespected the religion as a whole? Jesus was a unicorn NY Pizzeria in Idaho     ________________ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯°□°）╯︵ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Diaby? Oh dear god no Wut I got a 10/22 for Christmas. It's NEVER BEEN USED #####Isn't this private property? Unless your name is on the deeds you can't open it. I just picked this one up and in only one semester I've burned through 10 shows: that's 72 HOURS of my life that I am never getting back (╯* *）╯︵ ┻━┻ Depends on how /u/Nachtmystic feels about his mother ┬─┬ノ( ノ)    _/ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I was wondering why my link is getting downvoted -- it seems like they somehow changed the video and made it shorter! It was more than 6 minutes long before, now it's just over 3 minutes and starts right at the grooly bit. How the fuck did that happen?? I was watching the video with the same link just a few hours ago, and it's been in my favourites for months. "Best mothers day ever" 15 years to prepare... in PRISON?! Yeah, I'll bet he could have built up quite a nest egg... yeah, *watch* Google translates that for me as sarkozy forced shorts. ┬─┬ノ( ノ)    _/ This song was just so...meh. Everything about it just sounded very generic. And the MV? I think my expression was like the entire time. Did that guy just say 'lol' in real life?    _/ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ** ** Who the fuck is using a cheque book. Where are we, the 90s? but with that you dont have the card draw that a warlock gets, and you dont have nearly the same amount of damage. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Was he literally saying "FUCK YOU!" to his mother?!            ,     o__, ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ###am I the only one who didmt care for secret Santa? Most people buy crappy gifts expecting something expensive in return. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) This has been completely been misinterpreted Man... it's a shame this sub doesn't support spoilers. All hail our glorious leader Spaghetti Monster This is why I'll stay reserves Uh, this title has very little to do with the actual link.. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Welcome to MFA.    _/ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) Oh hello ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Hahaha. Sure. Sure they are. Seriously though. Fapping You're a grown-ass man, and *this* is what you do with your time. On turf too I think I get it It usually does...... You Didn't Fix It. Either way, it feels like a freakin' free-for-all here Or better yet, the grovel trucks that don't cover their load have a bumper sticker tacked on that reads "not responsible for broken windshields."    _/ Wait, so denying others the right to invocation isn't discrimination. But doing the same thing to him would be? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I like the video. I hate the warmer hot cold shit.. Like the dog isn't obviously sniffing the ball out.. > Maybe I am a little boy I like it, but what if you've got Shadowplay enabled ┬─┬ノ( ノ) But what are you doing on the second page of /r/adviceanimals? ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬   **corkscrew penis** ** ** I'm like this with scummy ditches. My female pit lays against me more when I'm on higher dosages and my male insists on being the little spoon. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Now that's all I'm thinking too... * Your comment: Fuck that gun and fuck you for that shot       ________________ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ So, whenever you give a tip, and then someone gives you a tip... /u/CreepySmileBot where are you? ノ( ノ) I worry about this with our two dogs. They're so tightly bonded together (siblings). When one got seriously ill in the fall, someone said to me "gee I hope she doesn't die because then I bet the other one will die too from sadness." Thanks, I'm not worried enough already; please do emphasize how this situation can get worse ლ( ლ)     ________________  \       / **rent it ♥ ** I don't know if I wan't to see his bundle out Let me be Ichabod! I want to be part of the Headless Hunt! Let me be! You can think your partner is ridiculously picky on *certain topics* (i.e., insisting on a certain brand of chicken, overly humanizing a dog) while still respecting your partner     ________________ Jokes on you, I like it like that.    __ Dog tags...*Christian* dog tags? I'm with you on that one. ლ( ლ) Draw me like one of your bodiless French girls. Try clicking the button under ESC on some. ಠ_ಠNICE PICS 9/10 I get a Benjamin Franklin feel from this. Man nothing gets me more pumped up to play hockey than some fuckin Coldplay.. Changing Tuukkas name in the first minute... dat crossbar... ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ nice alzar!!!! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Umpa Lumpas Yes we are (▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ﾉ )ﾉ└(°ᴥ°)┘ つ◕ل͜◕)つ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)ヽ༼♥ل͜♥༽ﾉ༼ ᓄºل͟º ༽ᓄ (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ヽ༼>ل͜<༽ﾉ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ヽ༼@ل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ('ºل͟º)ノ⌒.[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] I probably should have dropped a few others as well! Now I have to live with it... Im wondering the same thing.... I have a lifted jeep... This is exactly how I learned what urine tastes like.... Check the 4th top rated post on the shingekinohentai subreddit. Bots... What does the fox say. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Save for elfen lied. Trust me, you and your father can avoid this. Yea, I totally didn't post a indie/Han one a few hours ago... Yea, I totally didn't post a indie/Han one a few hours ago... Your scenario is... odd. Remove the AI and add a real driver. I know that I would personally choose to hit another car instead of driving off a freaking cliff You clicked on a website named "bestgore" at work? What eyes            ,     o__, (┛ )┛彡┻━┻ > ಠ_ಠ I've been having tons of "socket closed" lately as well. Makes wormhole life **extra exciting ** > Does anyone ever give the exact URL of the cross post?  \       / ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ** ** Haha right? I read steamy gay Klaine erotica before I even knew how getting pregnant worked (I mean I knew it was from sex but I didn't know /how/ it worked). And I even read mpregs of Kurt dear lord MPREGS. I clicked every fucking link. ¯\_ _/¯ Well.....that's what you think. > ... ... Are you challenging me to a duel? Notice me Senpai The only thing I didn't expect was that everyone on the highway moves at the same speed in every lane. There is zero grasp of the concept of slower traffic keeping right ┬─┬ノ( ノ) And you just want..... Barf pants nothing worse than the walk of shame with those on *illegal construction workers* I wondered if there was a term for this. I don't want the seller to *molest* the property any further - they already put a defective house on the market. Right to cure will make it worse Too much Then he should find who did it and dump them in the bay Next up, she'll say that kids should smoke (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ Your flair... Please tell me you're joking. For anyone else still following this thread, I've explained in details that I can't share publicly via PM to u/rapcat and he continues to try and taunt me here. Funk this thread. So you don't think about sex? I caught my mom putting in my dads catheter once. One of those times you really wish your mom wasnt a nurse and the fact that he was totally naked and... wait a min, my mom was a principal not a nurse # Why the downvotes? Somethings about this subreddit... im not saying scump isnt hungry, but if you dont think nade isn't hungrier for a win over 80% of the pros then you are delusional. He gets more pressure then just about anyone simply because he has the biggest fan base, and nade recognizes that. scump doesnt give a fuck what anyone thinks (at least he comes off that way) and IMO scump seems like he'd be happy streaming with his GF for the rest of his life cuz he still makes bank off of it. as far as them not getting on last night, you just need to get over yourself. people see it as them just playing "video games" but it really is a job, and they need their days off. One night off isn't going to ruin their chances of beating EG, and that surely doesn't make nade any less hungry for a win. for all you know nade could've been watching streams all night studying other teams stats, just because he isnt "streamming" doesnt mean he isnt doing his job. Guilty has been removed from the repo. 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Fox business... enjoys the idea of basic income?!? That almost makes me suspicious now ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You want a amount? HERE IS YOUR DAMN AMOUNT! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I stay because I don't know how to escape ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Shut the fuck up, or when the revolution comes, I'll have you deported to a labour camp. -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) You lack flair. I could stuff you silly anytime How do I harder? "This is my room. Don't spend too much time here, just sleeping...most of the time." If Spike Lee directs the Bad Guy video, I swear... some one needs to fix the cut offed reflection That would be because they are brembo covers. Wow, really? That's weird cause I swore I'd seen her do anal in a couple of vids...just checked it out though, and you're totally right. Fapbrain, apparently Goddammit. Can I re-roll? Fuck you bot What's with people and reposting. jesus your picture ┬─┬ノ( ノ) you seem to know quite a bit about strangulation RESURRECTION. (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ ヘ(￣ー￣ヘ) ╚( )=┐ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ I always sleep with socks var = "favorite?"; Failstorm worth buying? dont know if trolling or just stupid ._. > TL;DR: I typed all that on mobile fuckin read it "brush like tool" ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Algebra 2 in 8th Grade? Damn kid, I'm a junior and I'm in algebra 2 but thanks for the good luck. Xonar DGX for now The way he quoted "superior"... it makes me feel offended although he speaks the truth I couldn't remember how to hashtag. If you're correct about it being done 'by the book' as you say, then it doesn't seem like the book is written very well . ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Memory: Dallas trip with football team.... schindler's escalator...hilarious Why not? I did ಠ_ಠ Why aren't you writing...? But seriously. 6' and good looking is no excuse for a crappy 'about you' section Oh god, the puzzle in Another Code where you had to close it almost all the way and read the solution through the gap. You got bored during PKA? Um... Solaireon's eyes have trained for this day through various events of staring at the sun while praising it. He's got this... Solaireon's eyes have trained for this day through various events of staring at the sun while praising it. He's got this... Your hair is blue like the sea I'd like to float my cock on it. Good job shopping the truck.. I didn't even see it there.. 50/50 please ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ╰( )╯ <ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒ<ᶅ come here little boy TIL I'm not very manly It's down for me too. The funny thing is when I tried to log on with my ps3 it logged me in. So it's only on my ps4 that I can't log in And if I recall correctly, in January of 2009, most gas stations I can remember were already $3+ per gallon... ** ** <( <) back to twitch chat with you. /r/iam14andthisiswtf / \ wat. "your friend" also this is not WTF , o__ It's a joke... might need to change my underwear after this game... jk but seriously This is called a silent letter. It's definitely tits. Big tits. What part are you " "ing at? SO's dad has verbal diarrhea OMG. One time when we were at the LA County Fair and he shouted out "Her ankle is showing! Better kill her!" to a Muslim couple ಠ_ಠ Then he asked a parking valet at another venue "Are you one of those thalidomide babies?" because the guy had disproportionately short arms I feel for you ┬─┬ノ( ノ) No, don't be silly.... they're for your mom..... I WANT TO SEE MORE SHOTS TAKEN THAN KOBE He is ಠ_ಠ He's one of those right wing xenophobic hate mongers who worships Rush Limbaugh and Anne Coulter I'm not really sure if we watched the same gif __ He lives 2,000 miles away, I onky have to put up with him every other year or so. And the occasional anti Obama hate email > ** ** Love how the first page has nearly everyone being concerned, and Kakashi is like ... Kakashi in the first page was like and Kakashi's face yeah i like that one indiana jones movie where he gets a magic bracelet and shoots lasers at the enemy " " -San Francisco Men's basketball, defensive fouls This is a premium post... I am not your tomodachi ( ) You said Primanti Bros Female Powerlifting... How about when you politely decline a date because you're already seeing someone and the guy explodes at you for friend zoning him? ლ( ლ) I wasn't going to click on that youtube link until someone named VAGINA_PLUNGER did this: I used to play with those as a kid I only discovered ಠ_ಠ recently as well. Why can't they put on mascara with their mouth closed. I read this as table tennis roleplaying game. Now I'm imagining what it would be like to be stuck as a ball for the rest of your life, getting hit back and forth by a bunch of weird paddle objects. ** ** ## Oh man I rarely ever smoke because of reasons, but on that rare occasion a friend would have some bud and I would toke away with him. Twice, once after a year long hiatus and again a month later, I smoked with him. First time was a big ass hit out of a bowl. Second time was the most insignificant amount of bud compressed in a blunt. Both times I got way, way more high than you'd think. I was disconnected from reality I... Dude, chocolate and herring sandwiches? A distant acquaintance I know once justified her dating of scum by reinforcing it with "But he's hot..." ┬─┬ノ( ノ) The Solosis then! I'll have to breed the Females for you, though, so it might take a while . ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Did you actually just say Irish is not a race? Running a lower resolution also made the camera angle issues worse. Zerg below caused fps issues too ┬─┬ノ( ノ) This may seem odd coming from me, but Historically, the English language is based on Proto-Germanic grammar. However, as more languages(looking at you, French ) entered the English language, it became increasingly difficult for people to keep up with what type of grammar and vocabulary to use. Much in the same way Latin based words are bastardized in our language with weird roots, so were German based words. A good example of this is the word cactus, which turns into the plural cacti. Virus, also Latin, is viruses(the real plural is virii). ┬─┬ノ( ノ) orientation? I'm gay and would chose right one too That sick bro, we can be gay but we aren't blind. I loved how Kakashi is just sitting there like " " while Naruto is just punching the air. (ಠ_ಠ) (ಠ_ಠ) ( ) I find myself doing that at home because I do it every time I leave my desk at work The pass got deflected and a lineman fell on it. We would have really cute babies. . . ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Go home bread, you're drunk. Just reply to every comment with Could be a *insert government name here* military weather balloon dropping flares near swamp gas that have cloud crystals refracting sunlight ** ** Midgets ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ Lets just hope he doesnt get a fish (( )) What the fuck. Continue Btw I already added you about a week or so ago. wait for DICE to fix it... in the mean tine... RIOT (ﾉ )ﾉ Guessing you're a flyers fan.... I too am familiar with this feeling. I'm lost Gotta finish at the rim.. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) No, no...you are supposed to put the Yuan ON the switches.... What the hell were you thinking? ITT: Trash doesn't work either if you've got a dog around. My GF puts them in a plastic bag under the vanity until trash night ( ) HE IS. he is SPOILER of shield now Really.....REALLY. my face ---> ( ) Your username + this question , o__ > ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You adjusted her stomach fat, didn't you. Why did I read that to the tune of Beds Are Burning by Midnight Oil? > > > ლ(ಠ_ಠლ) why didn't he tell us what the issue was? ლ( ლ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Doesn't even mention Scandinavian chicks ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Good thing you're in here spending time with us at least. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) "Mostly harmless"... Dr. Pagey... ^^^ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) No. No it's not. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Are they...shaving Jack's beard? "apparently I almost died haha." ノ(ಠ_ಠノ )LOWER YOUR EXPECTATIONS ノ( ノ) I don't know if I should trust in you It's a joke. My SO lives a few hours away, and on Christmas/New Years vacation he came to see me. His good friends are my neighbors, and since I'm still in high school, I live with my parents. So we didn't spend much time at my house. Well NYE comes around and me and my SO are alone because everyone went to the bar and we were both underage. Well of course a kiss leads to more, and we go upstairs into their spare bedroom. Since everyone was gone watching the ball drop we assumed it would be 1-2 before they got home. So we got real nice and loud. Like I was practically screaming, fucking against the wall, stuff like that. After we're done I walk downstairs buck naked to get a pop (it was a little before 12:30). There's 3 people just sitting in silence in the living room, all giving me this look: ಠ_ಠ I just ran back up and was like " oh no" ( ) At my school someone shat on the floor last year Messi incoming Hey Doublerift are you really the best (ﾉ )ﾉ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) refrences boing boing as a source.... That's so straight Thunder down ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I have lifted bro ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┻━┻ ︵ ノ( ノ) MY BODY IS READY Given their last comment is that, I'm suspicious OP is actually My Girlfriend. Guys, the top half has an orange tint ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Was just funny, she picked strawberries today. After seeing this gif... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) shhhh No person on the media does good deeds. It is always a PR stunt. ALWAYS! I tagged him as **"fapped to his sister ,"** and he is the *first* person I ever used a tag for. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) So your uncle broke his wrist from watching you have sex? I completely forgot about moisture. We may reach for a similar act of wagging your arm about for reference. ( ) ( ) I feel like this isn't the first time you've said that... We dont hate Ayesee and Zyori now ? Im confused ITT: trolls and idiots and one drunk guy down below, and everyone else up top. Not sure if serious post or troll Bolin's mom is dead... There wouldn't happen to be a paper company called Primatech there would there? sports ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) LOWER YOUR DONGERS ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) WTF Firstly, . Who *moved it*? Yeah... (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Don't give them ideas > That person touching the screen with their pen. Hey i heard you wear socks Hell has a special place for people like you ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You do realise that if anything happens to them now, we will all know who to blame. That's exactly why it's on the front page.... First improvement I could suggest: track down and eliminate whatever script it is that redirects mobile visitors to useless loop of full-page Badoink ads that hijack the back button. Thanks to this, we can't ever actually see your content without sitting down at a desktop with ad-blocking turned on (which I'm sure hurts your bottom line.) Also, if a user has to sit at a desktop to get a usable version of your site, you've almost certainly lost them as a potential return visitor. No me tutee Well in addition to the boob increase with a boobs-don't-work-that-way shirt, he very distinctly made it look like she's not wearing pants with a tiny peek at her vulva. -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Simmer dean... Summer dean. Don't get so worked up And sell the video on eBay..? "hang" out Mine is an overly expensive clock now He can't help it, he's just a dick. _/ Its challenging when you have an extreme fear of heights I'm not sure I understand your question. I spy with my little eye...skin cancer Wow beautiful, but this narrator ... "Kitesurfing reflects our desire for freedom and ..." ugh I was preying for she to shut up already ________________ Dat Oro __ -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Baldness, Everyone in my family has a full head of hair. My dad, brother, both grandfathers, uncles everybody. Looking through old family pictures I can't find one bald person. Thanks genetics ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Ganglion cysts. The limp wrist jokes are hilarious He enjoys stealing and using the pretty soap rather than my rejects. He also enjoys the body butter. I'm not sleeping tonight I'm scared of all stinging flying things. When I was 2 I kinda stuck my hand in a wasp nest. .-. I held my breath while looking at that. Ghetto? te estoy viendo dillon! No todos los Sinaloenses somos igual. tl;dr v2 "You shibes think you're pretty funny, don't you?!?" Mmmmmm that Emma Watson booty ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)..... Legally aged Emma Watson though of course..... ;)..... no wait uh I mean.....( ) Video assisted thoracic surgery?! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) - i do have a body, u shitbot How the heck do you make the leap from telling the difference between an mp3 and an mp4 to analysing the content of a video or photograph for child pornography It was an add on item, 25 million to ship free I had it happen to me in URF Read CPAP as CRAP.... whoops. Jesus. My mother in law and the army of middle aged women she worked with did nothing, NOTHING, but come up with "fun ideas" and "helpful" advice the entire time we planned our wedding, I swear. This, of course, included coming up with nearly 200 people for her own guest list...because why wouldn't my husband's second grade teacher who saw his mom at the store five years ago and vaguely remembered him need to be invited?! It's IMPORTANT that we INCLUDE people! Says the woman who wasn't footing the bill for liquor or food or anything else per guest. ________________ Sadly I did go back, but he was nowhere to be found. My dad said in his helpful way, "Hmm, I bet some wild dogs got him." ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ Sardines (24g protein) pre workout at breakfast. Train. Protein shake post workout on the way home (53g protein). Protein and carb based meal when you get home (average 50g protein). That's 127g protein hit at mid day. Much better than a potatoe ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Riiiiight Can't connect back to my MM.    (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ノ( ゜-゜ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Seriously why the fuck would the feel the need to add that. My Extreme ICE Liquid looked like this as well. My cat is called Tiberius! ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ > Guys, look at the source, Pulse.ng!!! THIS MUST BE TRUE, such a good, trustworthy, reliable source!!! Their definitely NOT reporting made up stories for ad revenue. Thought you meant your girlfriend said that Shut the hell up, Meg , o__ Get into an accident???....i fucking think so I did. So many languages learned. Well, as if /r/tributeme wasn't enough... This is a whole new level. ###** ** Browsing Reddit. I blame the greatest Generation. They created the self involved baby boomer generation. Who created the apathetic gen x and y. Now we have the most spoiled group of Americans ever to exist...we need an ELE to wipe the slate clean.. As person not from Australian, I still don't understand why your "liberal" party is so not liberal. I thought we were talking about shitty people having a good time. It seemed like a logical comparison when I typed it. I remember this being reported here on reddit when 4.7 came out...IIRC some red post declared it as an unintentionally side effect or bug... now it´s a planned nerf? Aaaa- haaa ༼ つ ༽つ this must be made... ლ( ლ) >ノ(ಠ_ಠノ )LOWER YOUR EGO ノ( ノ) , o__ "I had a slug infestation in my kitchen." ** ** May you know mercy in the end, for you shall have none in Orion Hahahaha, wait, wat ? Scum? This is the books that gave us hot chocolate, a drink which Lando presents to Luke as something he found on "a backwater planet called Earth". I was sad to find out that it didn't have online multiplayer. Wtf. That should've been standard. I wanted to play with my brother (who's in another state) but we can't. Thanks for spamming! I was expecting to read "found out my scale was broken!" I've been redditing too long... You got a problem with my story? ( ) woooaahh there buddy! Why aren't you sharing?! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) So the spider was in your room, ran downstairs and into the kitchen and then jumped, JUMPED, on the stove? That spider was the epitome of the spider kind. And you killed it. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I want to see a version of this well at least he has "standards" ### he knows where he's been Its not a murphy bed its just a mattress you fool ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Recently, a former Austrian diplomat murdered his wife and then committed suicide. None of the media mentioned his name, but they mentioned that he was one of the ambassadors that was kidnapped in the 1980 Dominican embassy siege in Bogotá. Reddit bingo? And if you're looking for an , make a screwed up comment/post. Reddit bingo? And if you're looking for an , make a screwed up comment/post. Reddit bingo? And if you're looking for an , make a screwed up comment/post. I hate you alien blue. Reddit bingo? And if you're looking for an , make a screwed up comment/post. Reddit bingo? And if you're looking for an , make a screwed up comment/post. It was a very rare thing too in battlefield, it was a helicopter just hanging upside down from a building on Golmud Railway. It can never be seen again! I saw this all the time when I went on vacation to the Dominican Republic. To them it's normal i guess. My favorite was one I saw like this one but with an extra person sitting on the handle bar... Spoken like a true Justice Lord, Clark. I thought he was actually getting robbed and I was watching the webcam all the time. Problems of first world Stop whining go to Ethiopia or even Ukraine there you will find problems. Why did I read that as dick? ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Lamia Is Kinect still dead? Yes? I don't care about this then. Do not ever go on this thing. An engineer friend who (unofficially) inspected it 12 months ago said that several structural (steel) beams that had cracked had been welded. When he asked why these pieces weren't replaced, he was told that "the parts that suffered strain had been reallocated to less strenuous areas of the structure". Apparently that's very bad. You won't catch me on this thing. The HN comments .... *OUCH* sounds horrible and like they didn't take any of their own advice. Just moved into a new apartment last week... Brb, checking everything now... ( ) Have two fully happy ant tanks. Then after a few generations, open the tubes connecting the tanks. Watch war ensue ┬─┬ノ( ノ) It's not a game, Phil doesn't care. Wouldn't be surprised if this doesn't happen. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) thats some iluminate shit I was so excited for the crash, but then ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You fell for his reverse psychology. Yes of course! If they will win, we will win by that too Muhahaha! Truly thats the briliantest of ideas ... "rinsed" It is almost too enjoyable, until your co-workers start complaining that you're mashing your keyboard all the time . THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW WE FEEL! Oh noes! All the karma generated from the dead-girl-porn will be gone! That's what you're worried about? Expand to Minnesota. I want you. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ༼ つ ༽つ winds increasing -> doge storm coming... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Heimerdonger You can't make yourself suffer through this abuse. She seems delusional and psychotic, and you stayed with her through an affair? Yup. That's happened to me. It was so bad once I went to the doctor because I thought it was an STD. After inspecting me thoroughly he said I had fucked myself raw. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I'm at work - says site is blocked because of pornography ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ creepy smile bot responds to people that use the reddit look of disapproval... [your flair](#spoiler) Such a *diverse* "crowd". There appear to be Protestants AND Lutherans. No. ^ Did I stutter? Yorick? Does that count? Sorta? No? Okay Ugh.. Still not available to print though. I finally sold my extras yesterday I need them to get paid Political "giving". Yeah, right. He's since re opened his deviantart account and begun to upload stolen filtered artwork again. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Told this to 5 other people in my office got 3 laughs and 2 's ­ Huh, I think I'm using way more sunscreen than I need to. I've at almost a full cap for just my face alone My face when reading this: Ignore the problem and hope it goes away? And then *Poopslposion 2014* Comment chain removed for taking this shit too seriously. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I thought this was common knowledge between users. I mean it is in the instruction booklet with your prescription. Ya'll need to learn to read What, are you gonna cry about it? * * ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Tried flashing Karthus ult I was 2 pack a day . Everyday in the morning, i had my freshly new packs right next to my bed. Are you fucking joking Perry!? ( ) Thank fuck Perry isn't out there to Board someone again and nullify eh? We started with one in 1967, then it shriveled and died over the decades, finally expiring in 1993 $2 I met a girl once who said she had threesomes with her mom. I was like "whaaaaaaaat? No you don't". She had pics . She said it just naturally happened since they were both attractive. Yeah... I see what you did there, but why on Earth would you make me sit through a two minute Avid tutorial to make a joke about Avid? -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) That looks like a knit singlet monstrosity. A couch gag ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I love a good coup. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) /u/PleaseRespectTables ノ( ノ) As an iPhone owner, I hope Apple gets forced to fix this BS and find a better way to handle messaging... I've got several friends who had iPhones previously, and I have to wait for iMessages to fail before I can resend as SMS. I still don't understand why Apple won't let me turn off iMessage for individual contacts... How'd you know? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Him and all of his unlimited selves gangbang you nonstop. have fun with that. Looked like he was grabbing something else in that hand.. ᕕ( )ᕗ Harry actually fixing his damn wand before snapping the Elder Wand and tossing it off a bridge ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You are going to be tech support for these bad boys forever, by the way. The thumbnail loaded for me on the front page and it was not the good one. $70k EE love what I'm doing, can't stand employer, boss(es), coworkers, or work location. Crossing the 405 on the weekend just feels like a bad idea. Try developing a skin reaction to eggs on keto. Worst. Thing. Ever. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ugh looks like I'll be late for work on Monday morning... Chug a glass of wine every time you see . You won't be sober. I can't believe that is an actual thing. That scoreboard looks almost exactly like the one from my old school As a South Seattle resident: ** ** Too purple! I applied to RIT and got accepted to the wrong major. Epic facepalm. I wanted Mechanical Engineering but got Mechanical Engineering Technology. > ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ I really hope these articles are fake ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ No sir. Clearly because hate ourselves ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That wasn't a condition of the question Is that a South Park reference or am I wrong . I resent you making generalizations about stereotypes. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) The length of our intestines. Butt plug...? ( ) TIL *babies* can lactate What pickaxe do you use? ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Multiversity #1 Dr. Perky ( ) Some things are better left unsaid, at least in my circle of friends. The hipsters will. ┌( )┘ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) granted but do you want me to go through every one of her appearances making a post saying "look who i have miraculously discovered" ? i see this in every subreddit that is somewhat movie/tvshow related and it bugs the hell out of me... I have upvoted you 20 times I'm not allowed to lock my door, I have to jack off when no one is home Whenever my best friend shows me a video he always mouths the funny parts, points to the screen *while* staring at me waiting for me to laugh. Like bro, if you want me to laugh let me experience the video the same way you did, in silence . Any one else notice the marvel cartoons on the wanted poster..... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Np, enjoy your Marills~ :) Please do remember which eggs you reserved just a day before the next time though ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠ dick moves ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Is it weird that I expected poop in the bag? Wait... that would make it greasy poop. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (( )) And the tissues are for....... I agree Why do people always ask for release dates ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You hated Godzilla because it didn't fit in the Pacific Rim universe? ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ n=1, gets prize ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Did she have her reading glasses on? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) My dog's red rocket ( ) When I was in Jamaica at the resort one of the volley ball teams decided their team name should be "Just the tip". MFW = Hopefully he quits. The guy is going to ruin everything we've been sold on for the past year. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Sooo I take this great girl out on what is essentially a first date to my favorite restaurant (somewhat upscale). We're younger and under-dressed so the server kind of looks at us in a suspicious manner the whole meal through. Still, we have a great time. As soon as we're done eating I politely excuse myself to silence the morlock colony that has apparently taken hold in my lower half. I walk to the bathroom all calm and collected, but when that door shuts sprint/pull pants down in panic mode - Don't make it. I shit ALL over the wall and my boxers. Sweet baby Jesus. It was like I drank a gallon of Ganges enhanced water. Try to clean up what is quickly turning into a PTSD inducing clusterfuck. One half-roll of single ply toilet paper. Try my best but it now looks like a mental hospital. Ten minutes of sweatily cleaning while gagging. Completely forget about date. Server thinks I skipped out and is sympathetic/commiserating with my date about what an asshole I am - my date is aware something must have gone wrong because only one exit and she drove us so she nervously nods and mutters in the affirmative. Fucking thankfully she brought JUST enough cash to cover the bill but no tip. I FINALLY feel it's to a manageable amount of horror so begin to plan my escape. Realize there is NO FUCKING TRASH CAN. oh god oh god oh god. Fold up boxers best I can - my sweatshirt serves as smell armor. Wash hands like I'm going into surgery. Deep breath and surge out. The look on my date's face is like Grab her and walk directly past female server who is staring daggers in my heart. I'm sure the entire Western hemisphere can smell me and my shame carnival. Sit in back of car and ask her to take me home. Drop poor boxers on street before closing door cuz no other option (I so hope nobody discovered what I'm sure resembled a cotton based Massacre at Wounded B...hole). I finally explain because she insists with a look that will probably give me cancer. Laughs, drives to my apartment - I SHOWER SO HARD. So humiliated haven't returned to restaurant. ( ) Hiya hon, why are you in reports again..Are you behaving? Hrmmm? ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) It still has some neck P4rgaming is a satire website. This isn't real. ಠ ಠ What's the first rule of fight club \( )/ >Get the actual fuck out I think he only corrects and not ಠ◡ಠ It's _wantan_ soup, not wanton soup Meriadoc Brandybuck and Peregrin Took.... I might of known! This-------> FIGHT,FIGHT,FIGHT!! Is that a double entendre? Umm that's obviously Sanogo... Way to not see past colour despicable mate I like those glasses HA HA HA ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) yes ill fit 20 gigs of music into 1.45 gb yes, that is EXACTLY what i was saying I love the recent trend towards shorter, wider, flatter boards, it's really opening up new doors. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I'm in. The end bit was hilarious 🎶pie-putatut-pie🎶 You do know that the WW2 comintern is kinda the same thing as the axis, right? Dear God, why? ‎ Be patient, have faith. Maybe you should pick a new user name? ....and not only is it a vertical video it's a vertical video recorded with a potato. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Damnit. From reddit to the repost machine 9gag (check /r/9gag out) back to reddit. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) He does look hungry... Rescued by Coreena TOTTALY NOT FEMALE, SupaSoulijer, Gesundheit, P.A. Kaveman, Dr. E-Cross ლ(ಠ益ಠ)ლ You really should try swaffeling OP its dutch and flemish i don't think you americans have a word for it ಠ_ಠ Wtg CNN! Now I can place you on the same level of credibility as Fox News. I'm not a pilot and I knew that 600fpm was nothing. And the writer/"Journalist" is supposed to be an Aviation Corespondent. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That username. I don't care what's in that post, if someone over the age of 15 legitimately thinks Australians are Asian I will make fun of them. Lookin' at you, weaboos. Mcdonalds? What tha fuck. I have 324 hours on Skyrim @2:28...sausage coming out of butt. Yeah I should have salvaged this WoW instead of rolling a socket into it. Thanks for the heads up there captain dick butt. Oh. Spiders... It's always spiders *"usually"* I have no idea why you're so delusional... but you couldn't be more wrong. You don't have to be Amish to lower your impact on global climate change. Used condoms,needles,razors,drill bits have all been under the carpet. Almost every job with pets has urine on the carpet but one time we had pee stains in a retirement home with no pets . As far as found in general it would be the nightstand that spilled dildos lube and condoms everywhere... There was a rubber fist. i... i... watched the whole thing It's both sad and pathetic when someone goes to one of those subs for advice, and they get preached at. WTseriousF ppl?! Calm your britches, you're not the child's parent, and said parent obviously cares enough *to* ask for advice Chat will turn into Google+ Circle chat No NSFW; Bad! No NSFW; Bad! ... some ... My husband and I also live in SoCal (though we are likely moving someplace EVEN more expensive this fall... ), and I am having your same feelings. I think our solution if we can't swing a 2BR is going to be to designate a corner to the offspring and put up a folding curtain or something (until the child is mobile, anyway) to give it the feel of a "room." ** ** Can I get Sunday ticket now? I wouldn't be mad if that happened... Sarcasm... ಠ_ಠ > My mom dropped me and two of my buddies off at a phish concert in 8th grade and as she was pulling up, a guy knocked on her window and asked if we needed mushrooms, acid, or pcp. /r/sexwithdogs no one can beat that Always be sarcastic. Your Amazon search history showed up ? (ﾉ ) Someone liked that first comment ಠ_ Why thank you! Weird that alien blue would do that... ****** mechanic? ╚( )=┐ ''We will continue our investigation and look at having the plastic bag fingerprinted.'' You are not alone. My nparent is doing the same thing. He has not spent one dime on my education. (loans, loans, and more loans) I hate when he have his friends try and talk to me about being more thankful since he is paying for me to go to school. When I respond with "If he is paying for so damn much why do I still have a bill?" I get this look O.O like it something wrong with me. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I've been suspended because "you know what you did." double murder less than 1km from home this morning Чертовы стереотипы I could not tell you. I hate mostly everyone and I can't deal with all the rape in the books but I can't...stop...reading....or watching...I think he made a pact with Satan or something. ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) LOWER YOUR DONGERS ノ( ノ) The teachers at my catholic school were nuns this better be college volleyball.. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Is it really you, glassteeth? I knew the name sounded familiar! Yep just as i suspected... I watched that one even longer PornHub ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You got an insane collection of interesting stuff! How much does it cost to pick up a human skull/skeleton? Can't be cheap and probably takes a certificate? Unless you dig up them yourselves, I saw your military grave markers collection. Everything, especially the ones that can roll! ( ) <-- I'm watching you! 1. Return of Kinect. Just kidding about the Kinect-less SKU guys. 24. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) please respect tables A younger sibling? I had probably 100+ hours in before I learned that there were some enemies that don't damage you on touch ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Yeah, the keys are totally right next to each other. They like it? He always answers everything, just like years later... I'm sure one day Age of Ultron will get an ACTUAL ending... Fanculo anche a te. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) What the hell did I just witness here.. sure! Is it the one on your flair? It says the code is incorrect ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ψ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) lower your pitchforks ψ ノ( ノ) Zangief second to last? I beg to differ . ┬─┬ノ( ノ) O NOES YOU CHOPPED THEIR HEADS OFF ψ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) pitchforks shall be lowered ψ ノ( ノ) > ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Many people lie to their vet about diet so they don't have to go through the discussion. > O NOES YOU MUTILATED THEIR BODIES OFF Or leave a party at 2am only to find that your car's been towed. Then have to pay $175 the next morning to get it out Gooooooooodddd LUUCCCKKK!!!!! ^_^ *O.o* ... :D ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Right, but see, hearing Koyuki (who was a great commentator as well as quite knowledgeable of course) constantly (and very gently) correct Chanman got a bit old, especially when Chanman wouldn't stop saying random stuff just for the sake of it, often talking over Koyuki even ("oooh looks like he's gonna play that Ironbeak Owl here... yep, yep, he's playing it, he's playing that owl... oooh wait no he actually doesn't play it" ) Your username is so conflicting Hotshot is listed under mid. You sir didn't do fantasy Well excuuuuuse me ┬─┬ノ( ノ) "Outrageously over the top" = pool, ping pong table, and a helpdesk apparently. Or simply apartment style. There was one in there claiming having private housing available was "outrageous"? Thanks! Call it a prequel of sorts....why if it fell into the wrong hands... All the bolded words are 'Many most shoots skies god batman' ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I am positive he meant the musical instrument ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Single experiment with no controls, not repeated, dubious connection with conclusions. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I had to check your post history to see if I discovered my husband's secret reddit account... because yes, I get annoyed when he runs a half-empty dishwasher to get what *he* wants clean while there are still dishes in the sink. ( ) well... he does play elise ...dat cums- I mean cocoon. hmmm..... this seems to remind me of something I saw on /r/periwinkle a week ago... Guys Can We Just Agree My Comment Was Really Great. Some One Give Me Gold. Preggers. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) It was seriously a blast despite the score, and getting nailed in the back of the head by my own teammates . How is that the sailors fault? Some people also get SRB. Shit, reservist get 20k for joining. Rabble rabble rabble! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Doesn't look like an accident to me Wow, creepy smile bot is a little quick on the trigger there. I don't know how to edit on baconreader!!! I'm a shibe not a shine Not really because it happened literally 12 years ago. Lv 312 Snorlax. They're interesting. I volunteered at Pride and ended up selling beer tickets. It kinda sucked, though. I'm so resistant to gaydar that people were asking if I was a straight ally. It's causing me to smoke I guess, i am not the only one then . ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Was? ... It's a blog. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) If its any help, mine is girlier Lol, I'm sure "bubba" is who they are worried about... Do you see this in rural Alabama? Doubt it. South central LA/East St.Louis etc... Yes sir Mac owner, I'm stuck at 2011 ┬─┬ノ( ノ) The unknown has been growing for months now ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You'd have to be stalker status to come to that conclusion. Just how often are you watching them eat? How did you deal with trolls/afks/feeders? I always lose because of them. After the shit talk and the petty insults i got on your sub , i can't call it celebration. ( ) I didn't know vaginas could whistle... ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) mfw collar color changes Remember: no employee wants to be a Squidward It looks like he just ejaculated on those potatoes... Seems I need the mail account of UT to join the group, will I get it during the orientation session or something? Thx for your answer. Do you happen to have a link for that (fda threatening closure)? Sounds insane ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Speak ( ) The second picture, what the fuck kind of torture shit is that! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) No thanks. ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Your friend told you to post in Forever Alone? I have the weirdest boner now That's really gotta suck - having your group stereotyped as "thrifty". Is there a worse insult? Well, I wasn't excusing his actions for once.It was clear he was feeding logs to the fire.And besides, as you said, it's the same crap that happens all the time. With more reason its not an impressive feat as the OP swears it is; all he proved was that Advice Animals upvoted it, as expected.Excuse me for calling him out as an attention seeker and the others as circle jerkers too.¯\_( )_/¯ What are doin talking to strangers Wut.. It was in his grandmother's will If this is hard to you, maybe video games aren't your thing.. ** ** Is there ever an "unexpected" auto-pay? I thought the point was it is always expected.. I have a trans (MtF) friend, and she is a professional Dom... Now I'm paranoid that I know you irl . I don't think she has made any videos, but I can't know for sure... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I bought a Richardson and Weeden jersey right after the draft. *** *** I have commented with both (no pics on those sexually explicit comments though and they're far buried in my post history anyway so don't bother to look ya creepers ) and never gotten anything more creepy than "are you 18". ( ) What he dosent have for limbs he makes up in different places ノ( ノ) The cubicle behind me was empty and I would *sometimes* click on NSFW links because, why not? No one behind me... THEN someone requested to be moved there because I'm quiet and he can get more work done... apparently his old cubicle buddy would talk too much.. Now I can't reddit comfortably... ** intensifies** ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Mine too And my grandma's ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ I'm also on an involuntary T-break it's called probation. 2 more months left. [](#high0) NOT ENOUGH ATTACKERS. ^Goddamnit, ^Boyd. ^^ Ya.. *everyone's* worth $80 million dollars.. It's so misleading, he's not rich at all. . Now all the cards are gonna be mixed up If you want to halve the time it takes, talk to your selves Fuck All the bandits I've met so far are pretty shitty magicians. > ### ┬─┬ノ( ノ) But I don't like the claim ticket system Ribcage? V..v..various bodily fluids? So it begins Even as a cards fan I have to give you the look of disapproval. I went there a few years back, messed up but it looks like they've added some new stuff. The worst fans are the ones who don't support their teams through the thick and thin. They seem to not be very interested in their team unless they're doing well.. Or until their team makes the finals. Then they jump on the bandwagon, buy the bumper sticker and become experts on the team.. When last season when their team was doing shit, they didn't watch any games at all. I hate fair weather fans. We all die ( )┌∩┐ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) plz > Heck, I dunno. I'm a guy. But that's how I would interpret the line of questioning. ( ) That schlong. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Meepo vs Russian Pudge ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Stop that. THIS IS SO FUNNY I love tatas Wow. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) > Cork gun, not cock gun. I need this decal Tell me how to get it! Terrible. It is a long story that no one wants to hear, but she sat there with her eyes closed mouth open. After we "made out" she was like "wow your a great kisser". (ﾉ )ﾉ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) People at my school wear crocs. Neon green crocs. That didn't answer the question It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife It's not only for LTE in my case. Even with 3G the battery drains extremely fast when in use, like web browsing. Its battery life is excellent on Wi-Fi ( ) ( ) Too* ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Probably some tea party nuts freaking out over gay marriage Single-user bathrooms should be against the law, at least at restaurants. Just when I thought I couldn't hate that smug asshole any more than I already do... Produce ladies , wait what... Realism about living in the same area as this dude is that stories like this do not hit the local news unless the victim is caucasian or a female. Jump pass. He was making a joke about being a pedophile... You on the other hand I'm not so sure about Eller Osama You... Are so fucking funny. *sobs* ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Range Rover I can't even.... .. why? ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ WHY IS HIS BEARD GONE?! ahh well in that case I hope this will be fixed. ( ) Oh man, I heard of that horrible forum. . Much fraudulence there? ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) Texans lowered their Bortles ノ( ノ) Watching too much TI$ qualifiers are we .. WTF Confusing Kyxy with RTZ ? How about you do some of your own research before calling statistics sensational? And try putting forward counter points rather than just trying to poke holes. Have some substance in your conversation. Eu acum am aflat că e din Cluj, iar știridecluj.ro zice că e „cel mai simpatic interlop clujean” You could have found this answer out yourself by taking a minute and looking at the market board for your server ┬─┬ノ( ノ) It's not racist! I have a friend who is n_n and countless others who are Did you wake up early for this? Good, that's my fetish yeah this is definitely going to be a wait and see title for me. I specifically want to see if they are going to remove the whole bit about perks getting reset if you select to play in offline mode ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) Hold your Bortles ノ( ノ) ( ) Nonfat people That one time we went skydiving and then dropped acid But OP said it was "fairly simple" NSFW tag that link. looks like the internet is doing it's thing I've offered some of my much better older gear. He has no excuse, but can't (or won't) be bothered. I hope the TL;DR is an edit about yourself because really... maybe you need to reread the post and it's update. This dude handled it well I've never seen Alton Brown look creepy before I'm pretty sure he just made cream for that. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Being stuck in the liberal-wasteland of massachusetts, most of my teachers included a TLDR on creationism out of fear of "offending" someone ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ( ) ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) Dip your Bortles ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ That's no party i want to be apart of bud ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Everyone would fuck Swanny, just go ahead and say it Come on Barbie let's go party Take my money Except for English people Not only that, but all the Aurin look and sound like they are 14 I just want my albums (not playlists) to play in correct song order on my devices. I've used iTunes since day one and it's never be enable to do this. Do you ever eat freezies and the plastic where they seal it cuts the sides of your lips?? Well.... Takes the time to pay take out check, make out check, sign, and deliver only to have it EFT same day or sooner. The ultimate low effort bot. Search comments for , reply with ಠ◡ಠ. me gusta egoista of course you use the face and your a womyn and no on downvote you. it makes me sick to see ttis sub all up in arms over one person likes but not you because you dont have a penis. Its sickening realy N-No... We don't dunk vaginas in tea, snutr Hadn't realized that until now /u/PleaseRespectTables ノ( ノ) Look at my flair and ask me if I care about Pantheon players, especially ones that solo lane him. Why would you ruin a fine bourbon with ginger. Reynolds has 8 homeruns yeah it has nothing to do with him being the better qb I can do that too Some people have too much time on their hands. I never would have thought of that. “Don’t look over your shoulder, don’t put the book down and roll over so you happen to glance behind you. Don’t accidentally drop something so that you can glance around the room as you return to your reading. Just keep reading. Don’t take your eyes off the page.” I know how you feel Probably the blindly hate Lebron thing... seems to have struck a nerve with some people ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Why would your butt cheeks be affected? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) A few weeks.. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) He's not wrong It took me an hour to figure out that "taima" was literally "timer" in English. Nothing in my knowledge or dictionary at the time had a translation for it. The only reason I figured it out was because after pressing that button on a remote I woke up in the middle of night since the air conditioner turned off. Most civilians don't care. Yes. Secretaries though... I got slapped once because I wrote Endorsement instead of Indorsement. Do not look at the google image results for that He elbowed kids but didn't put the lens against the glass to avoid glare. ಠ ಠ Were there any results to your tests? ノ( ノ) I am starring you. Watch out for the sex shop. Big burly guys with dildos on drills will come out if you get the safe word wronga I thought I was the only one. Grammatical or spelling errors in the title. Oh, good. Thank god we get to see Tattooine for the sixth fucking time. Hot damn. So Bischu is the new Saint ? See that " oldest, whitest male" was just edited in not too long ago. I wonder who did that. ψ \(ಠ_ಠ)/ Downvote this Heathen.. ~~Icefrog~~ Cyborg Matterino is a valued member of R/Doto ψ \( )/ If only there had ever been a civilization WITHOUT a religion. Jesus.. I fear for my snapchat list in the coming months ADOPT ME Please..... How many times was Arya told that? wat ...you can light the sconces? Oh *cum on*, that's clever! I think if I were on that plane I would start getting a panick attack. But your comment helped, I'll remember this if it ever happens I hope that "Eat unprepared" menu on 2nd pic is for the can of beans. Yeah maybe! I had three DM's in as many years with the company, and he was actually my favorite one. However, it doesn't change the fact that Gamestop completely discourages creativity and initiative from its store level teams, in favor of bland corporate conformity. It was a serious company vision to homogenize the experience to the point that you could not tell two Gamestops apart. It was explained to me like this: "when our customers walk into our store, we want them to *know* they're in a Gamestop. The U.S. pizza industry serves up to 100 acres of pizza every day What if they become reddit famous? Then some one might send them the thread. ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Stop that No! It's totally a coincidence! Spinning holds are the devils work Tongue-ers Who allowed you to comment? "Hail Hydra" - Google translate Standard event. Just a glitch in the matrix. Not often caught on camera though. Move along. This is not the post you are looking for. I actually read that in Celcius ( ) > Same here Why, can't anyone let that go.. hahaha ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ...isn't LA hundreds of square miles? That would be quite a walk Don't let it go. Call your netflix rep. I'd rather us go balls to the walls crazy and get something positive in the immediate aftermath of the cancellation. Farscape came back after 4 years! I'm still trying to forget the travesty that was the Arrested Development comeback I actually tried that, but Superman seemed to *unbalance* ...Batman... a lot... (no implications intended ), making it look lopsided. Anyone is welcome to touch it up through that PSD. This kind of guilt-mongering is a really horrible way to "support" someone vulnerable and in despair. Why did I read this as molested by it? " " haha those eyes always make me laugh. D'oh! My Moe was just summoned to water down beer for 24 hours P.S. The prize board specifically prohibits the dealership from giving the numbers out over the phone or in any other way but in person. ** ** Congrats, I think.. And why not sir? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Wards with 100 health and inherent regen. Lol the schnoz doesn't bother me that hat does. I bet secretly Jokowi doesn't like metal.. it's just a ruse ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That isn't CSGO... Or even a shooter. You do know the front door was open again last night? Did you ever get to the point where you were just ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Fortress? Good to know that Italians still spend their euro-monies well. Haftold 3 please Minor ┬─┬ノ( ノ) pics or it didn't happen Yeah no shit. That escalated quickly. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ dat NSFW tag Started in the bottom now my whole soda is fucking here....Danmit ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I seem to recall it being 24 ┬─┬ノ( ノ) what's inside Colby? Omg WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK Dafaq was this ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ How old was he when he got the D at Disney Land? Shakespeare novel ITT: It's May, It's not hot yet. Since when are your balls conjoined Lol ur funny! I can't stop seeing "slutski season is over " What did he think those were used for? My response to your friend, when I read that part about the coat: ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Take the kiss. Best girl!!! If you say otherwise i'll have your tongue cut off and fed to your siblings while you watch. ( ) ಠ_ಠ . why are you so mad? just trying to help Halfway through my calc II class this semester this guy asks what a derivative is. -*A message pops up on the screen, in bright yellow. It reads " "*- Shocker You alright? *Sofia In a ground school class while perusing my pilots license, the instructor was reviewing weather and how to read meteorological reports. While we were discussing fog, a guy in the back of the class put up his hand and asked "Why would it matter if it's foggy?" Yea, like seeing things isn't important when flying a plane. You're lesbian but have a boyfriend ? oh... You just got thirsty... ლ ლ) What do you want from me. (ﾉ )ﾉ Wow. didn't think anyone would respond. ಠ_ Something comparable? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) A a fellow enlightened ketoer! Rock on ლ( ლ) Sorry that took a while! Halfway through I realised that the egg wasn't even in my party What kind of ball is that anyways? First thing, he has a disgusting habit of continuously sucking snot from his sinuses down his throat. And second, just watched him explain why he doesn't get tested for HIV. Because he only sleeps with married men so, they're safe. ಠ_ಠ []> Aha, they are making that pretty savvy tactics of sending chrome book and galaxy note around:) but I mean the food is free, I do not want to bother cooking myself, lazy boy i am Is the insurance contained in the lease? If not, how should I get it? But not to Turku... What is this heresy? What really will blow your mind is the way Banishing Light/Banisher priest work. When they leave the ability doesnt use the stack. Let's say you've 'banished' a grisly bear. As soon as the Banishing Light/Priest leave it comes back. State based actions (SBA's) dont even check. Neither the banisher nor the grisly bear are in play at the same time, but as soon as the light/priest leaves the bear is back. I hate it Guess still below on campus halls, is it true? ಠ_ಠ /\ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) How did you find out I have Xerneas? Seriously. I was very surprised when I saw a post from "MassiveCock" subreddit on my all reddits today and I was never subscribed there. I didn't even know that existed ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Yeah, that sounds about right. This isn't third wheeling this is cheating Yeah yeah , I v heard that before one moves in, he should take lots of pictures as evidence that the damage is not caused by him. Is that a good idea, seems a bit creepy though I know I hope you are prepared for all your neighbors to be Yankees, unless you are one... This is a good idea! How did someone not think of this before?! PS, I love muffins and milk cereals as well for breakfast, are those available in dobie center? What the hell kind of question is this.. God dammit don't even joke about that. A unique shiny event Vivillon *and* a megastone that only one, both different people can get? I mean, pre-meditated murder for *one* person is bad enough. skimming your comment, I thought the final word was "jealous." On mobile and too lazy srry I've said it before, and I'll say it again... This machine is so badass. Having worked as a load rigger for the only one to ever work in North America, I'm not surprised in the least it could lift a Sea King. What's the empty weight on one of those anyway, without blades? 40,000lbs was its legal load limit in Canada Mine finally shipped today. I am now fascinated by the idea of zex.......... Star Wars shirt? dogs with human ears.... The face he makes ------> i refuse He told me this when I bought my playoff strip after they clinched their playoff berth. And they didn't have any on display at the team store at Game 6 v Anaheim, so I took him at his word. TBH I don't know. But if you have dry skin at all I couldn't recommend the extra strength in good conscience. It's seriously drying me out more than stridex did. "Virginia Tech @ Oklahoma State" McCarty: ( )☞ "You're fucking dead" I live no where any of these. Your title is totally misleading. I hope that gold you received turns into coal You or me? because both are creepy. When I turned 18 a couple of friends from my parents got me a metal can piggy bank and a mug. It had a cow and lots of hearts on them. I'm a guy Aren't nuts that come in tins usually fried in industrial oils? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Is it bad I want someone to get hurt? Julian Green I'm looking at you. Adamant Gengar?? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I've gotten games from a hospital before. The children's hospital my mom works at was replacing all their old N64s with Xbox 360s. They were going to simply through the games and systems away ( ) so she took them for me. A lot of them were crap, some didn't work at all, but I got Paper Mario that way so it worked out good. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ^^ He needs to release that goddamn '64 Malibu back to Bill Hemenez! Fuckin' beady eyed, underbite lookin' motherfucker! vsync 1 frame seems to set it to 30 for me, vsync 2 sets it to 20 "Your drilling a hole into the Minty Mountain" Meteos played amazing at first I thought this bot was kind of...creepy. But kinda nice now... I think you actually fell for his joke. Or I'm falling for your joke which is pretending to fall for his joke. I thought I smelled something when I came into this post... Kids these days ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ A misplaced "i" vs "o" really changes this comment.... I never compared sports to combat what the hell ? War and combat are far more grueling and masculine than any sport, I completely agree with you there. I also agree that there is far more strategy in that than anything else. Here i was thinking you were talking about the pokemon games ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Second hand lingerie shouldn't be a thing, and especially to your daughter-in-law Is that really the reason? ( ) .... She should shoot her skillshots from behind? better up My ex thought I was getting too muscular, but only after she noticed that other women were noticing me That cow's expression: An ice cream man. How do you know for sure the creator has some sort of Gen I bias? So if you were to choose between dobiecenter and the on campus hall with the advantage of getting 33% off eating in dining hall, which one would you choose? really hard to make a choice Haha, my original comment wasn't supposed to relate specifically/only to me, but I think I'd want to be cremated. I honestly haven't given it a ton of thought. Burial sounds horrendous in the 0.000000000000000001% that a fuckton of people fucked up and I get caught in that classic buried-alive horror scenario. Actually, I like giving my body to medicine/letting my organs be used for good and to possibly save someone's life. For my money, when you're dead, you're just dead for good, but it's nice to think that my lung could help someone continue their life and a small part of me would be living on in some small way. Also on your last part. Aboutta have a full pay for semester for a cutoffಠ_ಠ, is it a wise decision, I really wanna try to cook myself, any ingredients for relatively fast meal? Say some of ur favorite dishes done by you? Never done it myself at home But highly complex things don't just *happen* without cause! They require an even more complex creator. At least that's what the Evolution book taught me. Why? Hello.... *neighbor* It's in the *uncut* version. Ha! Ew. Gross. NSFL dude. At the 24 hour Starbucks we have hobos washing themselves in the washroom. They stink up the whole place. I'm double fat in Japanese size. We'll American size too ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Yep, so since I have to spend so much extra money buying my own food stuff, I am now planning to find on campus hall, but the problem is that there is no semester lease left, shit Well, gotta be tired of it soon Hammer kraken please please please Hello handsome! It's a pos. try to get a refund. DDDAAAYYUUUMM son No not yet, I still own my choice, need your suggestion man, truly. The thing is that why there isn't any semester lease in halls?ಠ_ಠ to summarize what other people have said, I conclude that I would have spent some money on food for a whole semester, and thus dobie does not outperform the counterpart on campus hall in price anymore. I am truly new, so sad do not afraid to give me the actual view although it may disenchant me from my imagination Valve put in $1.6million + any applicable taxes on the winnings. $1m was what the winning team took... How convenient that your keys got stuck in such a way that you were able to get a clear picture... Helvetica comes with the HTC One M8? If Google doesn't release another Nexus I guess I'll get that then. I can't resist a phone that has fonts that aren't Comic Sans (Samsung ). I would rather like not to have Walt or Jessie in the last scene. And I would very much like it if there was a call to Saul asking him if he would take the public masturbation case. That would be neat. My friends reddit username! Why are you pointing your cursor at his crotch? Yes. No. Wait, yes. I have so many cancelled purchases ( ) Omg.. you're entitled to your opinion but why be such a dick? Why do they have to be red when they come out We'll it's the only thing I can see myself needing batteries for. Everything else I own is rechargeable. "The Supreme Gentleman" wow that's cool. "A little WTF?" Well duh, easier said then done ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Ho my god he killed him!! you seem to have lost your mouth, here you go. What happens?! I never thought of this scenario Explain. No NSFW; Bad! Could it be a hair? Not that I know anything about having whisker like hairs under my skin. Which..... One.... This is getting serious, the bots are multiplying Hahaha...ha..... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) It still tastes like olives once they touched the pizza. I know. I hate olives omg how can you NOT see it... > ** ** Didn't you hear? They are his enemies now. My comment included these two ( ) My wife lived in a region of the world where her name was translated to elsabette which she went by while she lived there. When we found out we were pregnant the name didn't come up, but when we found out we were having a girl it came up pretty quick. We both loved the name Elsa and didn't know anybody by that name, so for us it was perfect... Tempting, but I really want a Modest Pansear with Blaze I don't know what any of this means I only have one hand, and people ask me if my hand will grow back over time. Opposite problems. From 9-11... I'll never again buy an outlier iPhone again (5c). Practically every awesome case for the iPhone isn't designed for the 5c. As far as I know even popular cases like Lifeproof. **ᕙ**( )**ᕗ** Sounds reasonable for me... unless your salary per day is $2. This thread is getting a little creepy. It just keeps getting smaller and smaller You like all kids of shit huh? "We once thought that ... our technology would save us from the ravages of time. **How hubris of us**" > Well, it is now. Thanks for the jinx, dude. Did they just say Ford Field was the best domed stadium in football? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) If the Tigers come back and win this game... Your balls stick to your outer thigh? No google drive support? Chances are, One of you freaks was conceived while your parents were watching this. You know who you are /r/EyeBleach, you'll need it Wait.. Isn't Eleven a mod? ...... ( ) this is where it came from... I got it, but I don't get you now What adam said [](/takeaseat) Where are you looking Rainbow Dash? Sometimes MW2 likes to pick the worst host possible. I got into a ground war game where the host lived in Chile. *Chile* I do it looking into a mirror. its the look of disapproval, with a monocle, so fanny look. fun trick, if you use the regular one sometimes a bot will show up with the creepy look of approval "My dad works for Godzilla and told me that's actually cannon so shut up." I don't know why I'm surprised to be honest. All 3 months of it. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ( ) Wouldn't that be suicide i am extremely jealous and in awe. damn you and your lustrous hair and that wild bushy forest you call a beard Damm just came from night shift. ** ** *** *** Or it serves as an incentive to work hard her face be like This is why I don't talk much And, yet, flippers *can't resist* molesting the houses with their ugly, cheap shit You seem to know about burning bodies IRL I have had a steady fall from grace and now sit 6 margin points behind you, thanks a lot GWS and Adelaide How original I am pretty sure the agreement was no hurting sorry OP (╯ )╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ಠ_ಠ)╯︵ ┻━┻ ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ಠ_ಠ)╯︵ ┻━┻ ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ^^^^((╯ ))╯^^︵ ^^^^┻━┻ you don't even know what backbone means Not going to lie to you here, Seeing W* throughs me off everytime. I hate accronyms enough as it is, now we are bringing in special characters? Yes. Now you have me curious and I will regret being curious. -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Checking email 100 times x day ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ ）╯︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You're literally doing exactly what you're deriding Why every map on every comic must cut the Malay peninsula ( ) (ﾉ )ﾉ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Welcome to reddit I'm not upset or being mean please don't take it that way. L-am anulat.am votat PRM Husband: Um... no.......... Fucking A! Was gonna post a "Fucking a man" pic/gif but I didn't find what I was looking for. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) My brother is too young to be having children. Came for this....in more ways than one. Glad to see BVT on the front page! Just moved out of Burlington yesterday into Winooski. SAVE ME!! Hææhææ Looks like his mom ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That escalated quickly ┌( )┘ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ )LOWER YOUR CLAPPERS ノ( ノ) If you're on alien blue, tap the arrow at the top of the reply screen. Swipe that box to the left and the is right there. /u/PleaseRespectTables ノ( ノ) Every time, man. My cat will come over to sniff it and get at least one piece of hair in my coffee... Or whatever else I'm drinking, for that matter. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) All hail the Masked Wooper Badge! (ﾉ )ﾉ i'm pretty sure they didn't show the people going He never said anything about being stabbed Or so he wants you to believe.... Didn't stop my co-workers from calling in because they 'drank the water' Hodor Well they bore me ლ( ლ) There can only be one Vanc + Zosyn until cultures come back. Yep. I definitely see some pubes poking out. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Submit to the new order OP, come creepy smile bot... we have work to do ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ what do you do after you season it with oil? leave it sitting in the cabinet all greasy? ...do you get a lot of roaches? That doesn't mean you like small tits.... Que? I once saw an elderly, deaf, lesbian couple that had body mods. Dude, but smashing fruit with a sledgehammer is so original an hilarious. not just for games, Yay lets click on one of these important buttons that 3dsmax or maya puts in the right lower co.... oh Dave has just appeared online... Oh hey is this some sort of water bott... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) People always upvote a your/you're and their/they're/there correction, but with the possessive "its", they downvote. Florida, I'm assuming? Nova is her mount At least put a named constant in the index, e.g. mcpflags[GENDER_INDEX]. This is not the 70's, we *can* afford to use more than 3 letters in a variable name now. Sure it's not... 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Imagine, we could be in danger of becoming the worlds strongest economy and a world superpower, it might inadvertently spur the sort of innovation that has allowed us to explore the solar systems derive a global digital communications network. The A$ might even be considered as a safe reserve of currency for every nation on Earth! God no, let's not emulate the Americans. Just remember guys, even the poorest Aussies are still 1%ers to the rest of the world. If you have to wait a bit longer or work a bit harder for a bit less dole money, go and whinge to an afghanistani peasant how tough things are in Australia now... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) wtf You are not a true donger raiser if you need to pay for it. No dongers for you (ヽ )ヽ Where was he putting his dog poo? I would date you. So yeah. ( ) are... you... a "male" ? Sounds like something my 10 year old with Aspergers would do... I've tried to be funny / cool few times. It ended by deleting my account. I mean, I deleted it. We are fortunate enough to work on the weekends , so we will be mainly going during the week. Is it equally quiet? That is a picture of a drawing of a screenshot of a screenshot ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Not sure why you got downvoted for speaking the truth... ayeee, sureeeeeee Yes, let's claim that something is BiS because it could eventually years down the road be BiS. That makes perfect sense Omg what a bitch ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ( ).......(ಠ⌣ಠ) Give a man a girl, and you'll make him happy for a day, give a man a dildo and some string.... I miss the good old days when you could type *facebook* into the address bar! and the browser would auto-append .com. Now it adds an extra step by doing a google search. I've never liked gengar.. Dat clown grin Is this how non-Americans view us? Classic ash. > 1.3 mil hahahahahahahaha, no she isn't going to be president. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Look out, Psychologist over here Yet 2000+ upvotes.... Look out, dumbass over here Or just a blue and white VW Bus. But yeah, sure, Dharma Van. More rule 34 of Shrek my body is ready... ( ).......(ಠ⌣ಠ)≠Your Mom, you liar! Same... I have a job, never did drugs, and I'm on reddit. What actually happened: guy sees fat chick in shorts, makes face, walks away from said fat, girl sees and goes on tumblr to talk about rape culture and patriarchy, ????, profit. those invisible walls though. especially when theyre on a ladder. did you want me to use that ladder? Dat plot twist Got 4 different pieces to drop on my wizard... Only other class's set I've seen drop from paragon 60-405. Also think it's strange that they only started dropping AFTER I got my demon hunter to 70.... Still RNG? Along with a Kridershot... Just picked up my demon hunter again today after reaching 70 and quitting weeks ago. Instant 1.2mill dps sugarless gummy bears don't exist Oh I see. She's too young. ... I can't do anything with your name and it bothers me... I should put that on /r/mildlyinfuriating "May 29 through June 8" Man those comments.... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ~~ಠ◡ಠ~~ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ You'll get your Karma from me when you deliver. Why does it have a penis. Yes. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Did u take a photo of your screen? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) If I were to guess, yes, cyanide will kill grass. Dat formatting (╯°□°)╯ ლ(◕ε◕ლ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) This isn't even a sentence, much less a stereotype. Not weirder than the success kid were they tried anal and she had multiple orgasms I got suckered into buying during the meteoric climb over a month ago, when it was .03. Like most of my pot stocks, I probably won't be selling them until, or if, its legalized across most of the US. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Both of you.....WTF. Unfortunately not. It's probably in one of my Egg boxes and don't really have the time to check which one it is right now :( I've got 2 essays to prepare for this week and 2 final exams, so I'll be pretty busy. I might not even have the egg anymore Managed to line up a day off from work (wife isn't keen on these types of films), dropped the kiddo at daycare, and got the IMAX early to get a center seat. Movie gets ready to start...."sorry, the 3d is broken so only 2d." OK, I'm already here. Finished the film sad and confused. I should have taken the refund. Opening scene.... Fucking intense Sure he did ( ) So from what I have watched in Monogatari series, Nyph is a...hentai ? I like you, you're a nice person. But I bet you're the type to downplay *everything.* "OMG I hate myself, Im almost 700 pounds now " "Oh dont be silly, you dont look a pound over 120" **[420/911 would upswag again ](#r4)** I hate to be that guy but this doesn't capture the essence of WDW for me at all. While it was artistic, it was a bit gloomy and depressing in my opinion. The filters and soundtrack choice... I don't know beats? *ENHANCE* *ENHANCE* Ok on further inspection, the girl on the left has a filling on her left canine, and a crown on her right. I'll just pull up all dental records from Virginia. Hmm seems we can narrow it down to 40 females that fit her description and have the same dental work done. Wait a minute, are they Jimmy Choo's? I'll check the system! They only sell them in 4 shops in Virginia and only one of them has sold them in that colour. Oh damn, they have sold them to 3 different people. Okay I'll hack the stores database, and check the footage for them dates.......WAIT! I've found her. Denozo, she lives in 3412 18th Street. Hurry up Denozo, catch her before she kills again That's not funny! Eating all the toppings what the fuck just eat a slice then?? Great job bot! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) The post credits scene brings back a lot of memories > ┬─┬ノ( ノ) No tanks, I do my eBook reading on my phone, or was that a reference to the ever so popular green text story? Cuckolding What's this " " bullshit i'm seeing? Cup of mother fucking tea, please. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ What do YOU mean you people?! And the dude afterwards. Everyone knows who threw the carrot... War is it. ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) It's a trap. Leave while you can. Did you rupture one of his balls in retribution? Exactly! Twitter users are known for their meticulous research, so how would they get things wrong unless the liberal media was purposely misleading them? It doesn't matter if these people are actually "the left" themselves. The mere fact that they are misinformed is proof that the left is deliberately misinforming them. But there's totally no racism or sexism that contributes to a field being dominated by white men She probably thinks it's Me Me, and therefore posted a selfie ┬─┬ノ( ノ) He has his penis against you 12 year olds.. Ran just humalog(fast acting) for a preworkout with nothing else. Never had pumps that hard before in my life. Felt incredible and put on about 4-6lbs in a month with some being fat. Then like a moron I left my travel pin I had in my coat overnight and it exploded. . Whew! Well i certainly feel more comfortable knowing that random drivers are making personal decisons on what is safe for me. The misconception ( )7 And inbetween At least you have a gold USB connector. ITT: ಠ_ They're not in order. Make sure to put your pink in her stink looking beyond "carbohydrates 'and starch'" ( ....) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) .... repeat 3 more times.... where the hell did you get that bogus info? go on youtube and find some videos on bleeding brakes. (╯ )╯︵ ┻━┻ ( ) ┻━┻ Don't make me feed your ass to a Grue... Thanks dude. I was all when it showed up in the lost and found! -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) -(ಥДಥ)- ノ( ノ) Finally we might get something done about the price threads, which are getting out of hand.I have been getting downvoted for correcting people that its not Microsoft's decision..Go figure.. ¯\_( )_/¯ -(ಥДಥ)- ノ( ノ) So much for no up votes huh? Awe damnit! You got me excited because I thought it was a new video ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) The cop will likely remind you that he 'slowed' from 90mph to 70mph. it's called a "gif" and they're technically made up of a ton of pictures, so it works :) I think I read that wrong. I learned how to fix my mouse squeaking. It was getting really annoying! you really seem to be everywhere ┬─┬ノ( ノ) 'Cream' by Prince. maybe that was the point ┬─┬ノ( ノ) They're not lasers A friend last week who had sex without a condom because the guy sat on him with no warning ( ) said that he's not worried because the guy had nice teeth and smelled nice. If you thought it was pregnant why did you slit its belly open Get this: I ordered something April 27th, my friend ordered something May 1st, and another friend ordered something May 2nd. We're all in the same town (eastern Canada) and the May 2nd friend got her order today, me and my other friend are still waiting... Or take your foot off its head Where exactly is this from? Just because some guy has a MS in Biology, does not mean everything he says is true. My sister has a MS in Biology, am I aloud to use her as a source? Needless Large rod. I've seen quite a few movies set in Montana where us locals have Southern accents > ... It's on. Looking at you Tesla ...... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Due to the combination of Jack's comment 'you've played it the most in the office' and the time frame you gave 'a month ago' I gave a look of disapproval ( ) as I feel someone who gives information out about a game should at least have more then a one month fresh knowledge dump for a game franchise which has been out for 5+ years. November 19 is my birthday ┬─┬ノ( ノ) cyclists' faces: ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Looks like you could use a cork screw... ( ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Brand new leather steering wheel... puts cheap cover on it I know I've seen this movie, and yet all I remember from it is staring at my TV with a face. I've apparently blocked it from my memory. 8 - Take a picture with a kodak, and then take a picture of me holding a kodak I am so glad you said that! I've never met or heard of anyone else that agreed with me! It's mandatory viewing in middle schools all over the country and my sister in law was in her high schools play of Grease last year. No wonder kids struggle with self image! Grease "is *such* a classic!" /sarcasm. All I could think of "So these are the people who downvote me" Names them? WTF you say?! I would burn my house to the ground if I looked up and saw a spider the size of my hand 'scurrying' anywhere in it. Thank you so much for letting us know. Fucking scammers And politicians never lie, right? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Someone on here might not be afraid to stick their hand in toilet water... UNLIKE OP Fk the NY tax ┌( )┘ Que? There's this quote from batman where his dad says something like "why do we fall? So we can learn to pick ourselves up." Don't give up! Yes, its like oh i need to stop everything, go, record the time, and then go put gloves on and then do the next step.... And now I can't get the imaginary metallic taste out of my mouth. I... what...? Well done, /u/Pinwale. The german speaking Reddit exploded DivX..................................................................... I think you might need a banana for scale on that one mate amirite chap Says the flying demigod. The show could have done a slightly better job at conveying that. (ノ )ノ ಠ‾ಠ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ I'd pay a few hours of my life ლ( ლ) I would become crazy after 1 day (ﾉ )ﾉ︵ ┻━┻ How (ಠ⌣ಠ)....( )....( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It also depends on what they tip The Darklurker drops a chode of a Xanthous crown. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That I'm 6'4. 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As a Gold nova 4, I have to say this is 100% accurate of how most players play at that rank. They can't hold one friggin' spot for more than 10 seconds it's like my whole team got ADHD. It's like " There's a T in Radio, watch me leave ramp and go after him and die in the process" > I might just be leaving for marketing Haven't found any used ones locally, the new ones are being sold for above msrp. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) As usual, d*em comments* . The blog's author posed the question, 'what is better than the Mormon Church?' Well, there really *isn't* another answer (as Peter also pointed out), so the only halfway decent response is basically to more or less ignore God and religion altogether and/or ascribe to atheism. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) level 100 and shooting spawn. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I thought I was depressed ^^ ^ So many lovely thighs ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Sniggers > [–]TheyKilledKenniMy guts hate me 2 points 30 minutes ago What the hell, dude? Yes YATA. You never take the last of anything without asking first. For me it's UncleIncest > ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ _Works ! The real problem is for scrunchers. In this situation, you have to fold... ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Wait, do people not look before they put on clothes? Have I been doing this wrong the whole time?! #### #### Holy shit why on earth would anyone do this Nice try Facebook marketing manager In Civ 1 I've seen a battleship lose to a settler. How does one "have 6k gems just laying around"? Jesus Christ that last message made me shudder Yes, thank you. Only one? How do "others" know about this? ####Posts are ALWAYS wanted Lluvia, remember dat ** ** ####Jesus Christ, that title almost made me choke on my drink when I checked my phone That was my answer to the question. This is my favorite answer, and my car is loud as fuck so I love turning it on. Cold start makes everybody turn. Sometimes my friends ask for a rev and car alarms go off This is my favorite answer, and my car is loud as fuck so I love turning it on. Cold start makes everybody turn. Sometimes my friends ask for a rev and car alarms go off And I was seriously about to put a as a comment. Dude had 90 years on me, and **still** had more hair First pitch double. Welcome back, Saunders ^^ Driving while tired on back country road... Thought cloud of fog in front of me was a castle. Nearly swerved off the road to avoid a fricken castle. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Just in case anyone is wondering BF3 Premium is still $29.99 ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Crow being Crow. ** ** So we're just going to look the other way on Deliverance guy? I read a few comments about this attack on an article from a technology blog. The sarcastic comments were talking about this attack proves how insecure the operating system is, with the mandatory "iSheep" insults ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) If this goes to ot I'll have an aneurysm I demand to see Grimmjow as a cheerleader Hey kids! It's fucking-Sunday I feel for you and was in the same boat myself. I couldn't get any finaid when I was younger because of my parents "wealth" but in reality we didn't have enough for college. I ended up going back years later after working because I wanted a better job that didn't require 100 hours a week to earn a decent living that I was always too busy to enjoy. Even then it was cost prohibitive. I had to take a year and live off savings and odd jobs paid under the table to make myself look destitute, and that was just to get shit covered by loans. All hail the higher education system Dirty mouth? clean it up That is gorgeous! I think they are looking for something really red, white and blue though. I might need to play with gradients a bit while I perfect my technique. At least my stash is mostly blues, so I have a pile to play with. She never bothers to ask how I'm doing, just keeps nagging me about getting souls and becoming the next monarch... and telling me pretty much everyone else before me has failed By loli do you mean Ria? Oh my god that was one of the most disturbing /r/relationships posts I have ever read Man, the picture I took of Savage doesn't do it justice. It's intense. So intense, the palate actually recommends you don't use it directly around your eye. TURN DOWN FOR # ┬─┬ノ( ノ) She is such a well read autodidact that she spells it audodidact. ( ) Hey man I am in Raleigh too. I am into video games like Watch_Dogs, GTAV, and many others. I'm looking for someone to chill with and game or watch them game and watch movie. Shit missed one 0 meant 100 "tounge" Phoenix here. True. Some people - usually on the phone ( ) - seem to think it's OK to go the limit in the left lane when everybody else is going ten over. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Hey now, it's not Neverland Ranch I swear to cheesus when I got a job at company X the security password for all network devices was admin123. I mean that's not even default. Someone *changed* it to that. ☜( ☜) ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Randomized I believed. The third cop you either had to take down or sneak past was a blood donor. I messed up and was caught by him then, after restarting from the checkpoint, he now had a different name and "Recently purchased porn" I know exactly what TiA is, it's why I signed up for Reddit. I'll have you know that my headmates are the complete cast of *The Wire* and am spiritually married to Loki. (✿ ) You're a lion (or some kind of predator)....aren't you? Your username is givng me a bad vibe. OC? You dressed your dog like that? Thats just evil Um, yeah. That's what he meant. I don't even own a car. Not as disappointing as your spelling why the questionable liquid texture all over her If you are on Alien Blue, tap the little drop down arrow when making a comment and swipe to the right. There is a button that does this. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) jeepers creepers ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Wife loves Star Trek, Firefly, Dr. Who, Teen Wolf. And on and on with similar shows. Lego Movie though? "This is stupid." ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ノ(** **ノ) I'm sorry, I don't really understand your question There's a wet spot in my bed Stash what where? There's nothing wrong with my car! *They are dragons Khaleesi* Anyone know where I can find the shoes? Yes it was me, but not an exact repeat.. c'mon now, I'm more original than that. ** ** The only female champion mentioned was Annie It doesn't count if you're already fucking. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Releasing a saved up fart. ( ) --> (ಠ益ಠ) --> (≧σ≦) --> (˘◡˘) i know something else with two slots Oh my god, this is me every time I watch a movie with someone in particular and it really hurts You guys are some sick motherfuckers I was wondering the same thing. "With Natural and artifical flavor"...  how do you know? Hmm, the new CSS fucked it up, it should show Somehow adding the beard has made you look even more like Michael Cera than before... "Winter" training. It seems like you have your lips outside the glass Sounds good! I'm not that great either, but I wanted to use Pokemon that weren't too common like Greninja . As long as it's not OU my teams are pretty mix-tiered, nothing too strict, I just use Pokemon I like xD I love Greninja though he's one of my favorite shinies. And yeah, I plan to use Pokemon I like too :D How else would you drink the juice after? ( ) Never seen so many in one post. I have a friend who works at the Barnes & Noble in Pacific Place, and they have a special code they use for OD's in the bathroom Did they add the weather mod instead? Let the downvoting games begin Carredditi? i never liked any of you. I hate him. It's not gold.... It's Ramsay not Ramsey.. You're one of... those ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) respect the table, man "Wat? Your kid getting exposed to religion by a teacher, or friends, or whatever, is a direct example of your description of what "exposure to religion" is!" I was reading this as I was taking a shit Black people Yes. Yes, that's totally something that only happens in Asia... WAAAASAAAABIIIIIII ** ** Lots of stuff happens pretty much everywhere. Commenting to save for later. I always find myself trying to explain one of these to someone and being like "hang on let me just google cumbox real..." My labido didn't return until after kid was 100% weaned at 12 months because she kept falling asleep on my tit We also were transitioning her back to her crib. Once both ingredients came together oh so nicely, suddenly, sex drive. My skin molts seasonally You forgot blowfly girl Smelling those really rancid farts that you have when you are Indian food out of a baby's diaper. I wish *I* could be a master troll too Wait what? The " " face is short for "what the fuck?" as a look that signifies insane lack of understanding of the situation. I just got out of state prison and the eggs we had there were crap but still way better than that. Institutions are crappy but jail beating school? FTW The last interception of Darrants life. It's not *that* tiny If anything, isn't he saying that their boyfriends are, um, large? 72c at idle? It's because you're jail broken and it's john Mayer Watch Dogs runs like a turd on PC anyway, the asset loading micro stutters when driving is horrible, even on top end beast machines. I run the game on ultra, maintain a smooth 60 FPS... Until I start driving and the freezes and stutters drops my shit and makes the already bad driving even worse. Nothing like having the game stutter and forcing you to launch your vehicle into a wall or steer into a car next to you. Typical Ubisoft though, doubt we'll see a fix for it anytime soon. NSFL tag, plx Damn ! \ / Confirmed on Wikipedia That looks like old-school runescape, not classic. Your pair is nicer than I imagined......and I did do some imagining Good thing I only easy cheese burgers. Bees aren't used for cow production right? PM_ME accounts are fun. How about yours OP? You people are disgusting. She can be whatever she wants Relevant username It's about seven months, right? I wish the blue plates were doing better but... I have a black Honda Element so maybe the black plates it will be My daughter's hiccups always made me giggle...until she got bigger Now I can't wait to experience them again with #2 :D Best. Feeling. EVER!!! :) I love this look of disapproval emoticon Awesome! The folks over at /r/WiiU would love to see this. Was disappointed to see that there wasn't a midnight launch in Adelaide... Gross and sad. Sometimes they live on chili frito pie and never wash the dishes. ¯\\( )/¯ Funny enough, my skin is super oily (not like dehydrated oily but like, genetically oily ). I'll keep that in mind, thank you so much! <3 What if it gets pregnant Definitely lowercase "i" because it's so happy and simple all by it's lonesome *or maybe it just tells other people that to feign happiness * The things you find browsing the internet. To be fair, it's not like IQs of the average Reddit user are necessarily high. Let's be honest here, you don't even care if he's 16 do you? This is my first time posting ggC content in, what, two years. Actually, it's my first time posting an article in weeks, while my community contribution's been pretty extensive. Even the admins'll be hard-pressed to find a reason to push the big red button on me. And yet you *did* still feel motivated to comment, even knowing that you couldn't possibly make a comment you knew was appropriate, insightful or on-topic because you hadn't even bothered to read the article you were commenting on. Can I have a link please. Almost *too* specific. > RBA is plenty accessible. So you can scratch that one. Maybe not for folks in Connecticut, but from NYC proper, it's easier to get to than Metlife stadium. Hell, it's easier for me to get to RBA from where I live than to get to Yankee Stadium and Citi Field. Well for example, how to date that sweet blond girl in their class. Or are you gonna tell me a forty years old guy could provide me with better insight regarding that? My eyes just bugged the fuck out reading this while snacking on my work break Tagged NSFW Recently for the first time I managed to hold a free handstand for around 20 seconds. However, I do feel identified with what he says: for one good handstand I have to jump up several times (or as he calls it "the no gains way of doing a handstand"... ). At this point, I don't know if I should continue kicking up to improve my handstand, or to implement some of the things that the guy mentions in the video. For example, I'm able to do the frog stand but not the bent arm tuck planche. I only try these exercises once in a while just when i get bored. You actually thought I was serious? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Wanted a cheeky drink before I headed out for the night, who finished my scotch without replacing the bottle? [ ]() ಠ_ಠ I ಠ_ಠ want ಠ_ಠ some ಠ_ಠ proof ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Exactly, how many times has that been posted on here. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Äh. Du Antwortest gerade auf einen Post eines religiösen Spinners. Don't feed the Trolls.... Schau dir den Rest von dem Knallkopp an, dann weißt du was ich meine. Führt hier irgendeinen Kreuzzug... Mal wieder... Haben die Christen ja nicht schon oft genug versucht. Dreckspack as if snudown and sundown weren't enough to mess with my dyslexia! Boy Took me a while to realize that you were not talking about making a hole in your text book and ..... Or are you ? Why would you downvote everything? ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ( ノ) photobucket? Dude! Not funny. My dad died making a joke. I kinda wanted to see a penis wearing a gag moustache... Wtf, brain?! . I only like games that have a linear storyline. No open world filler bullshit. Arkham City was a rare exception, and when I finished and uninstalled it, the menu said something like "44% complete." ლ( ლ) *< intensifies>* It's permanent. wait, beetlejuice was based on a book? crap, now i'm going to have to read it and realize the movie wasn't as good as the book. thanks Here in Vegas kids have to walk to school if they live under 2 miles from the school. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬|( |) ....Mr. Blocher, is that you?! You know where else you can hear all of his HIGH-laaaaay-rious voices? Family Guy. ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ That's a new one ┬─┬ノ( ノ) PLEASE HYPE RESPONSIBLY Tracy Chapman. The only part of her body that moved in two and a half hours was her wrist as she strummed, and her other hand as she played chords. Did not smile, talk, or even acknowledge the audience. While she did play all of her hits... they were all in the same order as her album. I was correctly able to predict: "I hate the next song, might as well hit the head now". Hers was the one and only concert I've been to where the blind folk in the front row had 99% of the same experience I did. ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ System of a down! Love the songs but are just terrible live ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ノ( ノ) ┻━┻ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ノ( ノ) ┻━┻ ┻━┻ I had him tagged as in bright red while I had RES. Fucking burned my ass too many times. We get it you don't believe Snowden :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D ( ) Havent seen Tron=Automatic child molester parents...WUT Matamu... /offjerk dafuq did I just read ~~ ~~ ಠ‿ಠ .5 cylinders per exhaust tip ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) How did you get my name? ( ) Goddamniit Vargas I was eating ┬─┬ノ( ノ) The point of this comment is to be the first person to post in a thread and it's vertical ┬─┬ノ( ノ) tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt Welp, looks like I have to move to Manila ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Doge is sweg yo Chow mein on pizza? That's just foul. The whole story made me gag, though. I can't imagine ever wanting raunchy pictures of me on a neckbeard fetish website. Here's hoping she never tried that again. wait, you guys dont *drink* it do you Honestly these are retarded, they have no creativity and above all else this has gotten old fast! I agree with the guy at top comment, give these guys a sub to rhyme about this so we can get back to what skyrim's really about! Those eyes are haunting when you blow them up ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ** ** ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Shenmue 2 Yes. I am having this problem. /r/fillyfiddlers [](/ccifies) - Study Swedish ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Lol!! Knowing the sibling rivalry that both my hubs and I had in our families, this baby will come out on January 11th (DD's Bday) so they forever fight about whose Birthday is the more "important" one First animation my ass. You're telling me you went straight from tutorial to this? You at least have to have had some practice animations right? I won't let you make me feel bad about myself. No wonder why you are bored with life. so you turned your chocolate draik into a cupcake? Skype isn't possible as their mother refuses to install it on her laptop/notebook Those don't exist ( ) I was hoping someone would point that out. Wearing white is bad enough, but a Batman suit? That's like a giant "fuck you" to Kimye… which is actually something I can get behind. Now, I am conflicted . ┬─┬ノ( ノ) They had a lot more in common with modern libertarians than the modern democrats they are claimed by. I actually overheard a conversation of some 20-something girls from across my bar. One of them said "trigger warning" as one would say "spoiler alert" when they're about to talk about a huge plot point in a movie, except she didn't talk about a movie. It was very difficult not to say anything. I probably made a face similar to " " but I don't think they noticed. Wanna be friends? I need friends. ( ) discumfort..... Says the 4th wheel.. . Mine was a week early the first time, but all pregnancies are different. I predict this one will be early too, ***or*** baby will be a stubborn shit and come out on Valentine's Day lmao!!! Good to know I have an almost due-date buddy already :D Women tend to have lower BMRs than men. Not sure that this is worthy. tim duncan's voice The comet idea was the only thing i felt was good (cause it would be sweet if it were possible in PE or PC) except not a comet more like meteors which would be rare but streak across the sky and maybe crash in certain parts of the world leaving craters. Galacticraft generates meteor crashes on the moon so i dont see why a similar thing couldnt be added to PC and perhaps later on PE. The rest of his ideas were just run of the mil fantasy dreams by every kid who just wants random stuff. cant install ccsettings while you have cctoggle . Nononono. Volume control. Use it. How did Mr. Smith run himself over? Suuuure you "only bought one lipstick" Thanks... now I have condiment-phobia. Florida Well, making strong eye contact while eating a banana is just awkward Dude... Maniac Mansion. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) └(╯°ᴥ°)╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) here you go -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) └(╯°ᴥ°)╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) ( ) I can see my eyes. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Dude just no... (ツ) ┬─┬ _✍--( ,) wait what. no Too. Many. Seasons. Approaching. you created reaver rats Surprisingly only a couple months. But that might be because she cheated....with my best friend. Well, that's perfectly normal to keep in a classroom... le EPIC pun my fellow Redditor! Y U NO TOP POST? I should do the laundry before the cubs arrive from School. I know someone who works there too. We should be friends too. i still have nightmares of my rares disappearing before my eyes when C9 picked that shit. Sniff pencils... Like they go up your nose or something… ಠ ಠ And OP posts a pic of a child... Is your husband going to be home, aka off work, in the near-near future? I think it's time to drop both kids off on *him* and leave for the day. When he asks or begs you to stay, just say "oh don't worry honey, I'm sure you'll cope", then smile the biggest, most sarcastic grin you can, and leave My grandmother's distant cousin was Ted Bundy. He was a serial killer. I see like 7 Poland's Illuminati ( ) This is a small image with a short loop. All the Andy Reid hate in this thread ┬─┬ノ( ノ) 8=D~~ ~~C=8 > we called them V rockets. Wasps/Hornets had staples ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (ツ) ┬─┬ _✍-( ,) I'm still in the que Just as bad as the Charr banker in pre-scarlet Lions Arch, her greeting was "What? " Her name was Cuina, I think. This needs to be cross posted to /r/mildlyinfuriating . Green comes before blue . Ladies ... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That technology is how robots are gonna destroy us and it's originating in video games. ლ( ლ) Or he was absolutely exhausted and didn't have the energy to move. Happy birthday ! Mother Kelby better deliver. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) [](/ccpose) - Study Swedish If you're into that kind of thing, I guess. The only appropriate response: You should meet my parents then. > I don't know anything about the company but I just tried to look at pricing; even for <250 users, they want you to contact them to request a quote. So I like the big nose Italian thing. Did not know who she was until I looked at this thread, but if big noses do it for you, she is cute! (ツ) ┬─┬ _✍-( ,) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Maybe he died picking up coconuts? TSM Smallwood? ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ To be honest I didn't even report the kill because it didn't have enough karma at first. But it does say if you delete any valid target posts you're out. there's the look for you. A side-effect of the workaround Alright Freud, Profit by dying? I reddit ( ) twice and didn't understand the gist until I read some of the comments. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) "It's a real pussy wagon!" I was like "why do these Fonzie guys all want a radio flyer full of kittens?" Like why was that bad ass? Now of course, as an adult and a redditor, it's all come full circle but you get my point. your username ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Having grabbed the wrong bag, I would kill for those Spicy Nachos right now. The regular Nacho bag was hiding in the Spicy Nacho like a dick and I didn't notice until I got home. Typical of you to act entitled ? -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) dude, wall of text -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) That menu gave me an aneurysm. I don't find it super offensive (but I did go ), but the names are pretty tacky and gross. They're definitely aiming for a different demographic than the stores in LA, SF, Toronto, etc. I'm guessing that the usual demographic for boba places are lower in New Mexico, so this is just their attempt to market themselves. \( )/ Lmfao... I know a girl who just got married. She did some nude, softcore photos on a major "modeling" site two or three years ago. She also did a gloryhole video ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Bleh. GwG and DwG won't be good for me for awhile. Unless they discount a Lego game or assassins creed. Holy Shit!!! brb pls don't That 'old fat man' was Dan Turpin. Show some respect. wha... 9 mo-- What is ThemeCiti? it happened to me once, except it was a coworker and she was 50 years old Look at my face . Is this the face of someone whose sole intent is accuracy? Thanks for putting that in my head, bro. I know someone who acts like this. Had her shower cancelled because she threw a fucking fit that none of the gifts were for her. We are giving you the gift of saving a little money. *jerk* not sure if timber reference or mami.... I never noticed the handcuffs before. FUCK cranked and that ONE dude who is always left leaving me to blow up over and over. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I think it might've been because of the explicit icon. You could add a feature to hide that? But wouldn't that be on the song? i stopped trying to read the damn thing. and those run-on sentences ┻━┻ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ (╯ )╯︵(ノ.‾.)ノ ┬─┬ ┻━┻ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵(ノ.‾.)ノ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ I.... See what you did there ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) [](/rdstare) - Study Swedish ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Too soon. It's Gojira. You've seriously never heard anyone say that before? -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) It's Gojira. You've seriously never heard anyone say that before? Yet... (╯°Д°）╯︵ (╯°Д°）╯︵ /(.□ . ) ︵ (╯°Д°）╯︵ (╯°Д°）╯︵ /(.□ . ) ︵-( °-°)- ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) not by a kid. Then again, why is that kid watching hangover Good for you for saving up and putting in the work for a horse. Your sister is lucky she didn't get more seriously hurt. And that poor horse's spine, that makes me so mad. we only have so many horses for lessons and one day a larger woman came for a lesson (she was super nice though I felt bad) but she got on and I watched the poor horse's eyes bug out and he was so uncomfortable, next lesson we got a huskier horse for the job. Also it's totally okay to not reply to people . /r/breedingdittos Why am I not surprised My roomie actually ate some prepared dog meat while he was visiting Korea. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) There'd be a shitload more concrete. Their architecture was turgid. ¯\\_( )_/¯ ( ) ....dude My dad told me one time that I shouldn't work out, because people who work out too much don't have the flexibility to lift their arms over their heads. Workout routine as in fitness workout? I spend 2-3 hours ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Jesus fucking christ. Yes, you. Rather than try to solve anything... Lets all get together in our beer hall putsch and validate some neo-nazi's ignorant concept of handling a problem with Roma people not blending into society.. THROUGH GENOCIDE! :/ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Did... did you kill someone? Yeah I know not the greatest link or anything but Seems legit If you win the lottery, you owe him dinner Heteronormativity ftw! Wait a minute...this is not a porn gif O, let me edit that Really, this only shows that Apple still doesn't get or even want to understand the cloud. They managed to make a simple online disk incredibly convoluted to use and access on iOS devices, which is specially troubling if you use more than one app to get work done. Even accessing it through the desktop is more work than necessary. I'm supprised you didn't @ #3,4,8 ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ You probably still shouldn't be muted I feel your pain. It's the same with me and Vishra, I can probably make 3 mono Vishra squads. "You have such gorgeous blond hair and blue eyes, it's too bad your skin is so horrible." Even those asses can distracting from the fugly faces attached. 'Get off' on the next exit I have 4 hell beasts who spend most of the evening doing that. I'm calling bullshit on the Slenderman motive I came ( ) I'm diamond-tipping right now, but have no idea why... ┻━┻ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Well that narrows it down Reiner...what are you doing? Reiner...**STAHP**. Meanwhile, we're stuck with apps still designed like Gingerbread or apps that look like they belong on iOS 6 (Steam ). Given that Samsung is such a popular OEM, it's obvious Android users as a whole simply don't have a shit to give about design, which for me is incredibly disappointing. Ice Cream Sandwich came out two and a half years ago and only for the past few months have we had most prominent apps updated to properly match the design guidelines. To be fair, this can arguably be considered a problem caused partially by browsers that don't support standards like HTML5 (Internet Explorer ). I don't have to explain myself to you. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ^^ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Those menus. A "native" . Really...any native. ** ** ( 'o') ノ( ノ) He had me at "Kind of like a whore". Bike lanes? Wonderful things in cities; you don't run down people and hopefully cars don't run you down. Except when you go against traffic, against the flow of cars and bikes. That..... I..... You.... Dammit. i hate this. the senses have dulled overtime and i just heal them with a grimace. i double-grimace, if they stand behind me, forcing me to track their "+,+,+" icons and turn completely around... sure, use your medic as a meat shield and force him to turn his back to the enemy. i'm usually trying to heal 2 other people at the same time that are actually trying to hold the front line and are taking fire. I know this is a pretty serious thread, but I thought it might cheer you the tiniest bit if you knew how long I stared at your edits... wondering what the hell the National Security Administration could possibly have to do with it. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Dear god you're right... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Heh... *Fistler*. Sounds like a gay porn actor (ﾉಠ_ಠ)ﾉ EVERYBODY PUT THEIR HANDS UP. I'M HIJACKING THIS TRAIN. GIVE ME THE GOLD AND NO ONE GETS HURT. (ﾉ )ﾉ -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) " " ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) What the fuck is wrong with kids these days? I aliased exceptions to in a C# project at work. [](/cchuzzah) - Study Swedish ᴉpuɐɥפノ( ノ) But just think about how pro ES you will be when you don't have to look at the minimap just to use a spell while pressing (S) every time you cast a spell to avoid him running around like an idiot ... we will become dondos we should give them a death stare. Just checking in, but there Is a lot of low comment karma on this thread. In particular, I have not seen a single related link either. Is this intentional? I'm just a front page lurker so this seems odd. using a bot for diablo ... must post to league of legends reddit I had a 4 top send their food back TWICE last night because they "weren't finished talking" yet. Then they expected the kitchen to remake everything. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That's what you think, Tim. If that's even your real name Because he can't do it himself without his legs? ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) 867K 'likes'. ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) okay.. I did not know... thanks for the new word... however sex with kids is not cool bro It's OK I know your address ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Yeah, *everyone* knows that. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Seems everywhere I turn now I'm getting SV swag. Bike to work day, Herndon fest, etc. Glad my tolls are being put to good use. \^ \^/ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) CHILL MAN Competed against an acquaintance and he said come at me bro and I took off my shirt and we grappled. I didn't like the feeling but I got a good laugh out of it and got " " look from the ref. Wow, that is just disturbing... ( ) What the fuck? Is it already gone? It's showing up as 69.99 for the *one* stick of ram. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) So they've postponed the meeting on whether or not they're going to postpone an already postponed game. Sounds fun... But you're game to test the second one? Yea, took me about an hour and about 5 submission attempts before I was able to get mine posted. They're still going to ignore it though, sadly. Fucking FCC controlled by Comcast lobbyists man... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) They can smell you cum... Mother of god. ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) LOWER YOUR DONGERS ノ( ノ) ლ( ლ) Really. We've had this argument because I've been using the term highway interchangeably with freeway? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Death stare ┬─┬ノ( ノ) No. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I'm sorry, is this for real? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) IT'S HUGE (╯ಠ_ಠ)╯┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Cause he is not being nice he is just pretending its all a facade. If the person is absolute trash and say "he was off his game, and was playing far from his best" when: A) its not true B) you dont believe that. Then you are being two faced and a dick (opposite of nice). You don't have to say "he fucking sucks" you can say "he is not good or not to the required skill level". Thats being nice saying the truth in a polite manner. No worries :D I'm just not a big fan of the film. I enjoyed it. Just didn't love it the same as others how was your trip ? Now you can never leave! Came here thinking it has something to do with Jews. Was not disappointed! I..I didn't even think of that. I guess that means all the numbers I've been throwing around are garbage. Thanks OP As an M's fan in DC ... I've actually said this exact thing to my boyfriend. :D ಠ_ಠ :D ಠ_ಠ :D ಠ_ಠ :Dಠ_ಠ:D Dಠಠfddd3$%&&%#$#%&"%&"$%&"$%& Yes. Holy shit she's like ten. That's so much worse than I was expecting. I did it in 2 weeks If you zoom in, there seems to be a face I would say l00k but I have the word associated with this . dude; spoilers Emm... I came here for the circle jerk That title ( )┌∩┐ But the Cryo has a flipper. ლ( ლ) Dude; thread tag. Here you are: Lol. Expecting to get a correct answer from Xbox Support?!? First thought it said 'grandma' instead of 'girlfriend'. Tyrion in greyscale, nice, very artistic. Yes quite...artistic...now where again do whores go? I need an adult. ^^^ Henderson didn't make it? I'm having this problem too on hardcore experimental, I drank 7 sodas and some swigs from a canteen. Still my status effects for thirst are getting worse. First time I have good gear for my dude.... Da fuq? ... I would like to request that there be a rule against it. Cuddling at a certain time of night is a cock tease? Does Samus have nipples? Mine says that the average age is 6. > How about June 9th? ¯ \ _ ( ) _ / ¯ Eiji just.... at the guy * * But what if I have disposible income and love my truck? * * "You.. you serious?" This is not happening This is the weirdest thing ever. [](/rdstare) - Study Swedish Eastern conference champions? I waisted so much time before i got to the world with pig king… It's now my 5th world, and in first two i spent like 300 days A fellow JAMF user, welcome to Portland, please don't steal my job Wow, I updated my driver the day before this one came out. ( )┌∩┐ Well, you were told to get some sleep by reddit "I ain't going NOWHERE" - dat double negative ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Even the females? I understand how this site works. But my +1 will not count when all the sheep come in here and down vote the comment I replied to. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I once took a $1 bill from by brother's desk and replaced it after school. HFW he noticed the serial numbers were different. If you don't play you'll probably still make it to the final table.... yeah ( )┌I┐ Because Kesha screams good taste... But the harvest feeds my children ....who also do not like potatoes * * so effectively you're saying i should spend most of my pay cheque on cases? ** ** I bet you do! Hard I wish my games went fast. I have people sitting on their turn for several minutes deciding what colors they still want to take. What DO we say about other races? For a second I read that as kilfs. ‎ "Err..ok.. ( )" ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Why are you asking? hrmmmmm? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) too soon. Um, the official blog for it is the first link in a Google search result for TinyUmbrella ( ) hey, "friend". ┬─┬ノ( ノ) My store was always understaffed. There was a store that was 10 miles away from us that was not only a bigger store, but had less people working. At that store you could walk in and walk out getting help or buying anything instantly. Back to my store - we had about 50 people working at a time... always understaffed... in summer it would be up to an hour wait just to buy a computer... on a weekend it was almost a 2 hour wait just to get tech support. When we would tell people and apologize that our store was so busy, we advise them to go down the street to the other location, but they would complain that was to far and a waste of time... Dude... ლ( ლ) what? Not only is this just spam.... it's not even built on Shopify My favorite part of his videos on YouTube is turning the coffee into a "latte". I never saw the espresso shot...*~where was the espresso shot~* Account age 3h. What about doors? House flippers put in cabinets I like, but then they ruin them with hardware. How much money should I be asking to be put in escrow for vandalized doors? That's probably because it is entirely sustainable. Like many other great nations, America spends way more than is needed to provide a universal minimum income on a variety of other goals. This is a priority than can be established and upheld indefinitely under present economic conditions. The primary argument against it is the incredibly fucking stupid lie that "welfare creates dependence." What passes for evidence in support of that argument is so transparently misleading that only a willful imbecile can manage to see the position as credible. It is flatly contradicted by relatively low rates of idleness in societies where living comfortably on the dole is just a matter of proving citizenship and completing a little additional paperwork (and not having much income of your own, of course.) Still, I suppose we should all keep wallowing in the sewers of Wall Street rather than crawl forward as a species because some guy in 2014 still thinks Ayn Rand was a genius. Came here to say this. OP, come ON... You really love the word "Silly" don't you? You must be the fun one at parties (ﾉಠ_ಠ)ﾉ what the dong (ﾉ )ﾉ That game does not count anyway It's like everything I believed in was a lie... ^^^ To be fair, isn't this the worst one? )ノ( ノ) \< that face when can't even meme arrows (<= le that face when can't even meme arrows face) But there's Subways in Canada too... I read that as peeing onions. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) First I was like I ain't showing the goodies like that Wut? > ? ಠ_ಠ Hey, you're the one telling me to go challenge junior high kids to a masturbation contest. Don't look at me like I'm the weirdo. You're just as bad as me. First I was like School ends for me on the 19... No NSFW; Bad! Yes because a magazine makes a bullet more lethal ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I say hi every time I join a group. If no one replies, I make a comment about rudeness. I've gotten kicked a couple of times... Well looks like this is gonna be next summer's project then... Yay ... Thanks for the tip though Literally carrying his team. **(ﾉಠ_ಠ)ﾉ Blood for the Blood God (ﾉ )ﾉ** Wow [](/dashieshyhug) - Study Swedish [ intensifies] Of course! You're definitely doing something wrong ( ) One of the suggestions on mine was "very young girl bath" and "very young girl cherry" Issen gets out of the river completely drenched still very much so Rumi... he walks over to her and puts a hand on her shoulder "You are so going to regret doing that..." I tried doing this but the tv app just crashes every time. ... Issen grumbles... and starts walking away "I need to.. ahh go change now..." he keeps grumbling and is all sorts of Your sister? Issen is wandering off grumbling still all sorts of like a sore thumb... and disappears into in the trees to get changed and stuff. Any special coupon codes for those things? For us BTC'rs... You know...for science. ┌( )┘ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ◡ಠ > ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ლ( ლ) I bet you enjoyed wasting the time it took to type this bs... ITT: do... do things flow out of the cocoon if I were to make a small hole at the bottom? wtf is wrong with me for wondering this That... That was something else Did you post that just for the bot 99... maybe not even 15 yet... ( ) But we always have our phones with us, so we are never really "away from keyboard" Where's its butt? If you read his rolling stone interview in the May issue, you find out he's really Joffrey I see what you're doing there with your username. My family was on vacation and passing through Cincinnati, we stopped at a restaurant for lunch. I saw a guy that looked like Chris Elliott eating with his family. I did a double-take, thinking "that guy looks familiar..." and he stared at me like , until I embarrassingly looked away. I figured it had to be him, by the way he acted. I was about 12 years old at the time. Same. ----> FB.... my grandma has lip fuzz Was dude... It stops right when it was getting good This is me judging you --> ^^because ^^that ^^is ^^some ^^weird ^^shit. Redditor since 2014-06-04 (1 day) Mark Lanegan, Roskilde Festival (Denmark) 2003, I think. He was shopping for jeans and had the look of when I shook his hand. I felt extremely uncomfortable. He did probably too. Speaking of, why do I have you tagged as 'Dirty ip man' ┬─┬ノ( ノ) > No I am Irish ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Did he shove it up his ass to type Why are you using EAS with an iPhone? You do realize you can use IMAP? That said, unless you're managing multiple mail accounts, I honestly think the gmail app is a lot better, but I'm not about to get dragged into that kind of battle with someone via comments on the interwebs. I wasn't born yesterday Stop dating my mum Certainly not by the Fremen jihad. E falando em celular, seria muito difícil implementar o tapatalk no forum StartSelect? Acho meio zoado acessar ele pelo celular. Kind of more understandable for a super complex and exploitable game like WoW but for a card game? No one wants to be defeated IMO, that video was annoying to watch. There was too much happening at one time and I was like, " slow down man." Oh god that's awkward ha ha (whispers help me) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Nani sore ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠ What do you want Cop If they get annoyed, they probably dislike their job Hey! I've seen that movie! Every love movie ever. Ain't got any left ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Couldn't have posted this two months ago when I could have used it on my geochem prof huh? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Good God!!! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Bears can walk on 2 legs ? Naturally, Adobe Flash is hardware. Useful even. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) My EUNE summoner name is Boobs, because you know ... photos of the actual lock job would help the girls did... In 7th grade there was a kid that stuttered pretty badly. The teacher made him read from a book in English class. I just couldn't help it. It tried to hold it back. The teacher and all the other kids were giving me but I just couldn't stop laughing even through my apologizes. " " ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬──────┬ノ( ノ) "In the year of our lord". As a non american, just wow. You can do like and :( and +/u/dogetipbot 3 and like other things too along with an actual +/u/dogetipbot 4 doge verify ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ [](/dashiepose) - Study Swedish ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You ordered some and it's fantastic, but you haven't tried it on anything yet? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) **FINE?!** And you didn't share with the rest of us? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) that awkward moment when an ad hominem is the most upvoted comment 3rd year for me, I've still yet to make a goal as a Defender Game time! Go Spurs Go!! ( )┌∩┐ I would nuke them all ^(Or do a giveaway once I feel better) More power to you if you don't grow sick of staring and banking them, though! Bank gives me too much errors, I get scared when I have to store a lot of stuff at once D8 You do realize that "not believing in any god" has been around a lot longer than this strange new idea that only "fedora wearing neck beards " do this, don't you? She had to use a 50/50 > > >> > Sympathy? Are you fucking kidding me? What the fuck is wrong with you?!? The guy who made this used to dance around with a lacrosse stick with raver candy glow beads on it. Raver kids these days just don't have the same imagination (or athletic spirit) that we used to back in the day Who woulda guessed? SA means Riki (っ )っ GIVE DIRETIDE VOLVO ಠ_ಠ Dude...... Sweet! ლ( ლ) > Wow... an instant sub from me. Not only his technique and board controlling are otherworldly (compare to mine it's like comparing a BMW i8 to a 1990 Civic ), but his choice of musics are also catchy as hell....^I ^just ^found ^out ^that ^I'm ^really ^into ^Japanese ^rocks.. You would want that? But my precious ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and ! No. It's uniform. I just went and unlocked my phone 4 times because of you. I was watching this while playing my xbox one.... And then I was confused why it was trying watch tv Examples? Don't downvote just because I am asking for a citation, people. nice 9gag watermark Yeah, because Gatorade is such a great source of electrolytes damn u train ლ( ლ) Holy damn. I watched just to see the shit from the cover thumb of that zebra running around with half a haunch torn off. Looks so fucking painful. Probably not as painful as dying from sepsis though, which I imagine it did. (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ( ) The same thing holds. They can laugh and ignore, or they could just look at you like this This is clickbait. Don't read it and don't visit slate. It's designed to piss you off and they rake in the advertising clicks. Hahahaaa....ha.....NO! mama costs? I grew up around a bunch of cow pastures and dairy farms. Every spring, towns and hamlets would reek of manure. People who still live there say they love that smell. Also had the luxury of practicing little league baseball in the middle of a Christmas tree farm. Fetching foul balls out rows of little Xmas trees is charming sure but more difficult than it sounds. I can think of some other things T-Rex can munch on as well, but the list is too long and I'm too lazy to mention them ITT: Sucking jokes ITT: "allot" *Forbandede svenskere* My boyfriend is insistent that if we have a boy he is naming him Jesus shuttleworth after the movie he got game. Gee-zus, not hey-sus Or he's a chick Not me, but a girl from high school named her sons Dylan and McKay. > *Damn Swedish people* "*in*"? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) My dad wanted to name me Arizona because he wanted me to have a song with my name in it. when you're whole team buys. .. . .. in an eco round? This feels more like a buy round Maybe he is just a karma junkie and he needed a fix i had a hard time reading what she wrote. ( ) [](/dashieshyhug) - Study Swedish I have him tagged to, it slipped my mind that SKT already won allstars In the box is Theon's favorite toy ......... Hearthstone ┬─┬ノ( ノ) OOOOH! It reads "(...) funding fake (...)" I read that wrong ┬─┬ノ( ノ) What does your neighbor eat? Shows what you know. 'Son' doesn't rhyme with . ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I thought they had App Store ratings turned off for the prerelease OS versions This gif has been "retired" so many times I can't keep up. No images showed up but I noticed Rukizzel was playing it a day or two ago. I asked him about it and he never replied after I sent him a screenshot of the smartglass app. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ So.. as a kid I used to incorporate squid eggs into my sand castles? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You get "cool" vapor at .4....... Are you saying this story isn't $100% true? ლ( ლ) Thanks! My family said they hate it. If I name her that, they'll call her Malificent, lile the witch from Sleeping Beauty. ᕙ( )ﾉ Math in pupae stage. Take him outside or he'll eat your wool clothes. I had a whole closet of suits ruined by these guys. When you press the button in the top right, it adds this " ", rather than this which I never see used, it would be cool if it added the spoiler tag text. Choking hazard So, you think that the term "New" means the same as the term "Traditional"? ^ and a Patriots fan. I like that scene, too true , thanks Very nice, but I gotta say I think you're a mad man for wanting to replace it! Shut up and take my money! Because I have far too much time on my hands. I actually vomited when she went back for seconds. How could anybody in their right mind willingly drink cum out of a test tube?! This dude makes Christianity sound like extremist cult Excellent! And a random fart.. Simultaneously.. ( ) Look at those goddamn roads. Can confirm this is Minnesota. No gold for you? What EULA? Love you Dangler No, just that he's seen her suck a lot of dick. Mexico ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You crossed the line ... What the fuck is a car phone... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) The whole thing? ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Thanks! About $600 for the install. I got a deal though, should've been much more. Easy mistake it's cross posted. Well, you make it sound easy! I have to try it, soon! I'm hungry That's what you think until you get to the boss that totally owns you First, you do not define any fixity 0 operators that clash with idiomatic `$` use. I'm looking at you `Text.Parsec.<?>` He didn't say "I want to fuck her", he said it's an attractive expression. She's beautiful. And it is an attractive expression, that's why the gif is popular. She have been sleeping for 3 days now? It seems everyone her says that, lol! As a former resident of Ottawa, this is one if the few things about Ottawa that impresses me....   (; ) what did i just watch... A couple updates in 2 months... yes, definitely the new adobe [](/dashiepose) - Study Swedish "Idsay" so. Good thing this kind of police violence doesnt happen in the United States. WTF. Has /u/creepysmilebot been banned from this sub? Why Mine is an asshole I'm back Where? Mine broke when I was asleep on the couch downstairs (my bed became super uncomfortable on my hips), and I got up to go pee. I had the classic movie gush. Called up to my sleeping husband at 2:45 in the morning. We took showers, got the car packed, and left before or just after 4am. My contractions never started on their own, so I was put on Pitocin....for 31 hours I think...I've seen this before. I call shenanigans. Wait a minute, are YOU Brett Hulsey? What is this word? Coupons for games you already have (; ) Me too! Can we add him to NP? I don't understand. I was always told that a car is the safest place to be during a lightning storm... The reasoning was that the rubber tires hinders lightning to reach the earth Well done Japanese beef *I'm* gonna have to take a shower to feel clean after just reading that. Thats exactly where the hate comes from I listen to Michael Jackson from time to time, and he probably showed his penis to children. My dad says "culture sack" instead of cul-de-sac. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Jesus Christ, do you need a Xanax? Yeah, I'm really upset about it. Yes. Which leaves you with just "sense." I am one of those people ┬─┬ノ( ノ) He puts his mouth in his ass > ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ...┬─┬ノ( ノ) Commander in Chief of a wealthy country that spends more than 40% of it's resources on military, has bases in over 100 countries around the world, involved in multiple conflicts in different countries, instigates those conflicts, not war mongering. This one was the most disappointing for me. I was really hoping we'd have to collect clues and really track the guy down more on our own (as opposed to having the magic popup "there he is" thing). Then maybe some ending that amounted to more than your usual crime prevention stuff. huhh Only 10 people are using google. It's a fucking game. I always assume it's the latter. If you watch the other parts, it turns out that they are attracted to watching overweight women overeat. Are.. Are you saying T-Rexes could fly? Would it kill them to talk about the two teams about to play and not fucking jeter? I thought we were passed this story -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ** ** "Yes." ಠ_ಠ ლ( ლ) Your username Teemo. .... Benfica flair It did So dark, so edgy... Using their weight to be anti-competitive. Being supportive of this is like rooting for the antagonist, its like watching the karate kid and rooting for the bad kid to cheat and kick the karate kids ass. -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Every day? Not even close He later claimed that the slavery verse was old testament. It's Ephesians. CHRIS YOUNG!!!! Edit: TEJADA!!! except we're actually smart so ahahaha jokes on you not even good lol this guy my jimmies weren't rustled at **all!** I think NSFL would be more accurate. did you visit specifically to stalk saban... Meh. ant bad WOW? ant sham oh WOW eye cat dolphin uterus swell kicks man rabbit no cosine dog red!?!! Eat nine show chow penguin want sub I'm a huge Diego fan, I'm from NM and I hope he doesn't get the decision. Goddammit I just... I... fuck. What school in Ohio. They did the same thing in my school in ohio Well, someone had to model to get their dick casted for the molds.  One of these is not like the other. One of these is a horse cock ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Who's in the mirror ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Yes. Randomly barking, preferably when I'm not expecting it. Also a virulent hatred of all birds or even imagined birds. Will run through the house barking and attempting to defeat the monster. Squirrels are a close second. Sigh. She is not allowed to watch GoT. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Yes you did. I seen it with my own two eyes ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) [](/cchuzzah) - Study Swedish Yeah Netflix has great subtitles... Except when someone is speaking in a foreign language about something that's essential to the plot ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ...or do they??? ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ...la roja... Roasting session....... Thank God for the Holocaust, it saved so many jews from the Soviet Union I mean this dog was amazing... Tons of political candidates and then this fucking dog on a scooter. Made my day. Well, that and the chain smoking old guy insisting on giving my boyfriend and I his beads and then remarking on how he needed to earn some more. yeah and I think they make a street tramp version too to compete with the Bratz dolls ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I don't no support for 64GB SDXC and up? So they both know which one to suck on? I thought you said no one was home. We should get off this subject now ooc: ..... WHO ARE YOU!? It looks worse than poor post-communist polish village. 3-5 man torrents ONE of your teddys? Looks like Rebecca Black. I thought you said "riding my mom" NWO and Lizard people invasion than Saving Private Ryan. Wow, this is a an hypocrisy cloud. Repress not, lest ye be repressed. ** ** Yea, mental illness is hilarious... We'll I'm happy, we're attacking at all angles and committing to plays. So happy Benz got a goal and not just a tap in. Glad to see Giroud-Benz front working out rather well. Make no mistake though this is Jamaica but we're looking solid regardless which is a good thing. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That's a really big dick. Oh joy: I do so love uphill. No surprise. All of Reddit does. Seems legit, 9 months... Did not know the sub. Took a peek out of curiosity. What the fuck. I feel like I just watched Inception all over again I was in the midst of replying when I realized that I have exactly nothing to say to this, and it just deserves a face instead. Say something If I was even wearing underwear Who's the fucker/fuckers who donated such odd amounts that we end up with 19p. Thong check. Pull them aside, and lift up their skirts. ya lets make zed even worse since he cant successfully burst a single squishy You've said this before? [META] .....I was thinking that when I made my event post earlier. Also, I'm confused on how this happened. Is there someone...like telling him this stuff? Is it RP'ing a convenient way to break an alliance? I'm sooooo confused. I see that Notch was inspired by Skyrim. Bowie not bewwwwE I don't play any sports. ಠ‿ಠ ಠ‿ಠ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I'm no athlete, but I'd much, much rather getting heat stroke than bumping into a dead body 16 bit rgb is hardly "every color in the world". I don't want old games with new skins. Give me new games with new skins. maybe it's their fetish? >Mom, no! Everyone at school picks on the poopli kids - even I do... I just hate them so much someone care translate this? what am I reading? You better stop it The "toy bag" full of bondage implements rope, cuffs, ball gags, butt plugs, clamps, locks, paddles etc. I swear these are for consensual use, even though I haven't been in a relationship for a couple of years, in the luggage bag with the duck tape and knife for emergencies it looks a lot like a "rape kit" > ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Imagine what you would be like if you used lube. The feels! TIL I'm not the only Redditor on my soccer team. Now I kinda wish I'd made it to practice I mean in seconds/minutes At least it's not some fucked up gore like some other stuff on here. Don't get me wrong, a community of horse vagina admirers is pretty weird, but at least it's not a bloody dead fetus I'ma go ahead at let both of those topics stay very blue. Fuck Orange-red... ლ( ლ) Lift themballs [](/dashieshyhug) - Study Swedish ..........France? -_-..... ! But zeus is same Jupiter! That's were she got the $10 million dollars in quarters and nickels. She said pennies and dimes are still being counted.... Yes, this requires such a great amount of patience Probably so late I will never see the light of day with this comment, but when people brag about how much they can drink. "Holy shit you drank 47 beers and had 91 shots of everclear?" no "Sheeple" All I got are Flame Spirits .................. ( ) Nö ┬─┬ノ( ノ) >Unless some nasty fucking incest went down. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Not exactly sure what to think of that Your flare. That's funny because I cheated on a spelling test when I was 5 or 6 ( ) ** ** In NC with the high of 82 but there's a **90% humidity**. Why don’t you take a seat over there, Mr Dodgson. Yeah, like I said, I got this from /r/google and deflect all questions of scruples onto that OP. dafuq 'it might be poop' ** ** 428 days on reddit I don't even... Psssh, Pandora still? I thought we all moved on to Spotify. I'm going to a comic con soon with my girlfriend, who is going to cosplay. So I began preparations to begin working on a cosplay myself. My mom was having none of this thinking that cosplaying would be "too embarrassing" . So since I'm going with my gf she thinks I need to spiffy up in the most formal attire I have and be all dressed up like I'm taking my gf to one of those 5 star expensive restaurants. Basically it's I dress like this or I don't go and my gf is really looking forward to going with me. And since the convention is out of state I can't drive myself, I only have my probationary license and I don't have a car. I just don't know what I'm going to do and it's been keeping me up thinking about it as each day the convention gets closer and closer. How many poros had to die for that hat?!?! "Fucken"? Yeah, so unfortunate you actually have to pay taxes on your income... what were they expecting him to do with 0.003 grams of weed? I don't think the Titanic was engineered to roll over... Was it? ** ** ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (┛ )┛彡┻━┻ She probably thought she was all badass How can you be a grandma at 14? Toe nail paint ? ( ) Also in vet medicine. A client came in looking for prescription diet cat food for her cat. She complained about how we only have feline diets when she has a male cat in need of "meline" food. In AZ you risk public intoxication charges if you walk to the bus from the bar. Two cups, one robber fly... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I wonder if anyone has ever posted something like this to /r/WTF and nobody knew better...or vice versa Ever watched Mad Men? ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That's exactly why it would make me sound dumb! Some sort of delivery seems appropriate for this one.... ( ) damn, that.. that kinda makes sense And trivializing this issue isn't helping. Leave. You're not accepted here Seagull was all I had to double check if Evo or 2015 STi... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You're overrating like crazy That doesn't rhyme. ####FOLLOW DE RULEZ ノ( ノ) Like my wife's womb. "Practice Mode: you have the option to undo your last move" They have been out in my area for a few weeks, same with the commercials. overread that apparently. Hah! DERPRY? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I had an exchange student live with me and my family for a few months. She would shower 4 times a day. Parents were mad cause she wasted all dat water. I was happy cause she smelled good all the time. \>~<✍ \>o<✍ ~ \^-^ ~~ ~~ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) My BF is half Japanese, and hates sushi (or any seafood.) So I'm playing MLB the Show, Road to the Show, and the Tigers just traded me to the Baltimore Orioles. >Just a general to some of these comments. Best edit ever. It never occurred to me that ' ' could be used as a noun. [](/cchuzzah) - Study Swedish I don't know about the Lord, but CVS sells condoms. Oh, that's what all the pain is For reference, I'm only 5 weeks along...*le sigh*. This is going to be a long 35 weeks :/ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Dude wtf. They told me it comes slowly...to avoid being inundated with awesome. ( ) What are Anthropomorphic cats??? ITT: ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Or if your friend won't pay for his share of the gas it could always come in handy Upvote for the "general ". The whole thing was really well written. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I...I would too. what is it exactly that we're doing? ...And you see everyone around you doing it? After he's done the squirrel will be in heaven too. Crab people controls the media! which is still , but with semen. ( )[BINNY'S] Oh, goodness. I remember seeing this and thinking, *What the hell did I just see?* no ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Sir, please. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ROB RIVIERA?! Imagine the copy pastas this will spawn So.... release for Mac OS X as well or will we be waiting another few years? I mean, San Andreas came out not long ago (☞ﾟヮﾟ)▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一 ☜( ☜) Because...... it's just pens.. Noun? I thought it was a verb. 'ing is fun ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┻━┻ノ( ノ) I start evening classes tonight. Shhhhhh ┬─┬ノ( ノ) And someone *that* immature has procreated? smh I love how the ladies are enjoying the mens confusions and replies. lulz ( )ノ ^Hey. ^Stop. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) but.. the shirt is why it's popular in the first place.. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Maybe we should make it pronounceable. I say we use the word 'frown'. Yes, 'frown' sounds like it captures the expression well! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Agreed, it's really obnoxious. But by the end, I laughed instead of that I did when this happened four years ago. So I guess my opinion has changed since then. lol ヽ༼ಠ_ಠ༽ﾉ wat ヽ༼ ༽ﾉ Depends on your price range, I know the lofts at 149 magnolia st have vacancies and are newly remodeled and just a tiny walk to downtown. The apartment building at 275 church st also has lofts and studios and is filling vacancies right now, that one is just finishing being remodeled. And I'm a mailman, that's why I know this Use imgur U/MisterDonkey, can lick my ass! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ohyou please... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That's the best kind. Where the show allows you to miss it. (I'm looking at YOU, HIMYM. ) ** ** ┬─┬ノ( ノ) you did WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT (ﾉ )ﾉ Today's gender is: Its right there at the top omfg Ya, my parents were always giving me advice.. fucking assholes. > Washington Lobbyist sounds like an appropriate replacement name ┬─┬ノ( ノ) "Asshole... Presenting herself" raping shitlord! Came in my house and started making out with me while I was sleeping . ლ( ლ) you LEECHER Who the fuck kicks a cat? thanks for contributing to the dialogue! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) > > > > > > > > > "Extreme cream". I know... You can say it, it looks like horrible garbage. It's ok. I understand I suck major anus at this one thing. Neymar kills messi This belongs on /r/nosleep. So creepy ..... I'm not obsessed gone* ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Not all of us have the goal at Herräng to get drunk and fuck people And become negative crashes Poor thing, she'll never be allowed to live the American dream and become a stripper or Hooters waitress. It's those commercials for depression medication that include side-effects such as: sleeplessness, bad breath, discolored tongue, weakness of muscles, dental fragility, nausea, dizziness, headaches, depression, loss of hearing, loss of sight, leprosy, diarrhea, vomiting, bloody nose, bloody tears, tyranny, ass-hole pain, genitalia pain, loss of hair, pregnan-- The teeth Oh. Yeah I guess (though she's 10 in Wind Waker ) but I think I just never noticed as much as in this iteration. Cheddar is better for that I thought you were going to make a snarky reference to the Disney movie- then I remembered the one you were actually talking about. I didn't realize that was the title. My face was basically just set to throughout the movie. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) In your keyboard settings you can set it to suggest something different when you type a word. If I type srs mine makes this face ( ) Is that how you got your username? SemenApparition vs. PISS_IN_MY_SHITHOLE. Not me but once we had this sub in ccc class and she was a special kind of stupid, first of all she was like 22 and she was telling us about how she married this guy within a week because she was " getting ok and wanted to settle down" and she barely talks to the guy, she has a boyfriend and her husband is seeing someone else and she knows! But she doesn't want to get a divorce because it " will be too much work and we're fine we're we are" Who buys Battlefield games for the single player experience? You live in a strange corner of the world. Oh your mother must be so proud of her little keyboard warrior . I just added a betta in with about 12 endlers, in a 29g tank, on Saturday. So far everyone seems to be getting along perfectly. But I still am like , just watching, just in case. [](/dashiepose) - Study Swedish I don't have to amuse you. Troll Squad... I hate them "At best..." So... He's allowed to be a pedophile, legally... in IL... Get a man. Fap A dead baby Tell him your s/o just died. He'll fuck off. S. A. F. E. T. Y. D. A. N. C. E. Find chick. Follow her home. Surprise her with how much stronger you are than her......take her. Chicks love the dominance thing. Fap Piss on their shoes. Don't break eye contact until you're done. Pistol whip her with the "D" Toss a few dead babies at them. Tell them that's what happens when you decide you don't love them. Tell them they are the chosen ones and to be grateful. Little shits. Don't hit them with your bike and yell "Tag! You're it!" Seriously. "Apparently" it's not socially acceptable. *sips whiskey* Steal her shit. She won't have u back over. Fap 0.9.0 has infinite worlds. Just don't look at what a set of them is going for nowadays... That shit will make you cry.... (Unless you still got them... Then sell them and laugh all the way to the bank.) ( ) OP, here's my question: why aren't you outside helping your mom? Son of a bitch... My mom keeps inviting me to one. His account has been deleted is this for real? that is too expensive for that kind of t-shirt God no Let's start with this. First, we'll have to fly really really far away. Then we wait until we see the really bright flash. It signals that we've got a few billion years to wait. Then we come back, and it's a dense metal ball. Yay we did it we landed on the sun. ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Seems logical. I like your style. Perfect Seems logical. I should learn to make butter I read backyard as keyboard My family is Cuban. God fucking help me. They know your shitting schedule. They know everything. ... as in orgasm Holy shit, it got even better and better after I read your comment. Almost makes me think they're both in on it ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) deuces ☞( )☞ What a debbie downer #### DAMN RIGHT NOTHIN' HAPPENED. DON'T YOU GO BE TAKIN' ADVANTAGE OF MY POOR INNOCENT TSUKINE. Live in Arizona, can confirm ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Is that your penis? *You open my box, I open your skull * I guess that would explain your breath... I watched a group of CSE students use an app to calculate a 20% tip on a meal once. To calculate a 20% tip, shift right by one and double. havent seen that one, still concerned bad enough to watch? /u/PleaseRespectTables ノ( ノ) /u/PleaseRespectTables ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Exactly............ Too far That was kind of my thought as well. Like, I have just given you word-to-word c/p of definitions, diagnostic criteria, and highlighted all the parts people seem to keep missing. Then went further and provided links to credible, backed sources, and was met with "but google and feels says different - here's a story about my friends as proof" =/ Did you really want to see Locodoco fap on video? Confirmed Sonic fans are weird...I respect them but their rule 34 is weird. ST: Catan is a lot more fun than Catan imho coz of the character abilities! It gives you a bit more control and less reliance on the luck of the roll. (But Spock is OP ) This... At first I thought you said you did that with your actual, living baby... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) in html So it's basically NSFW for the sake of NSFW? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Good thing this is in Canada and not America where our privacy is always respected ( ) Had to sell my PC three years ago but don't worry got a new one on the way ¯\_ _/¯ **[ intensifies regardless]** I knew what that was before even clicking...3 straight 1st round exits Relax, the kids in training. But... (ﾉ )ﾉ Really? I thought the mammoth was just an elephant in makeup and prosthetics. I know I'm late but I kept reading tgirl as tubgirl and I was like What's wrong with the color pink?! >* Born on Christmas Island? And pick up stuff and throw it with his EARS? Fucking fanboys dude. When the GTX Titan came out I could test it at an nvidia booth on a convention... but the only game running there was a 2.5D platformer Nothing That's a black guy I know exactly what you mean! Z is a constant cat napper but sometimes (growth spurts usually), she'll randomly sleep 2 or 3 hours and I am always like "what am I supposed to do now, baby?! CHORES? ^Because ^you're ^usually ^my ^excuse ^^for ^^^not ^^^^doing ^^^^^them..." Hahahaha. One time a few years ago, I was doing an army pt test,and I had to fart really bad(army food does that to you) but this 7/10 sergeant was holding my feet so I held it in and dealt with the stomach ache. When it was her turn to do situps with me holding her feet,she ripped a huge fart on her third one. ....I refuse to show ID . Unless you're a cop it's none of your business what number the thinks I am [](/ccifies) - Study Swedish ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Comments history reveals a strong affinity for /r/TheRedPill... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Why are there 3 pluses next to your name I'm so glad I was on the generation cusp of when I got to grow up with toys that could hurt you, parents that still spanked their kids, and a system that worked where kids learned via goddamn experience and had a bit more freedom to mess around. If I was the same kid growing up now in today's system of bullshit I'd wind up on some Island for misfit kids, and I was relatively tame compared to my classmates. I wonder where bloody knuckles with quarters and making paper wasps would put kids if twirling a pencil is this "serious." 14 Mennonite World Review? You're stealing my Menno-thunder. I read this as "I shit in her mouth..." ...you want her to die, don't you? Right because people don't rob homes in the UK... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) What if my own fuckin mother is a girl.. For some reason I read it in my mind in Annie's voice Yeah calling someone a slur and screaming over and over that they are going to fuck him and finger him. That's not what bullies do ( ) ( ) Off topic, but this figure: ( ?) appears to either be somebody with their hands on their hips looking disapprovingly or a pirate holding his hook in the air.... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ^\^ \^ ( ) Mmm-hmm ┬─┬ノ( ノ) For about an hour. Ummmm I've read it as "Chekhov's Moon Blood". Well that particular person was obviously a fake fan. I understand being frustrated, but you don't *switch to the Packers* 11 years ago. > ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ > ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ That is a Tsarist and reactionary gun, comrade. I also noticed how both Family Guy and The Simpsons characters both changed with their facial expressions, like in Family Guy their eye lids are more noticeable like ( ) if they have been warred down more than earlier episodes. It its very noticeable when the characters are having a normal conversation with others, it seems to add a experienced "used to it" mood to them. >Painting Tool For survival mode. Seriously you guys. Srsly. Guys, srsly. Yea I have. Made for a bad day Thats'...cool. ( I'm sorry) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) /u/PleaseRespectTables ノ( ノ) /u/PleaseRespectTables ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Lemme fix this: ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Cool, another video series where all they do is talk. -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) I mentioned to an ex that I was into rough stuff... his response? "I'm gonna rape you so good baby!" ...nothing funky happened after that. Man omg my life is ssssssooooo bad i live in North America and i have it worse then anyone in thee entire world. Like seriously why is life s0o0o0o0o hard? "Fuck my gramma" means "fuck my grandmother", by the way I thought I was alone on this! Hello fellow period smelling human! Nice to meet you.... I think? The art style is awful. The most disturbing thing about this is why on earth do you know about that sub Could totally deal with that then....because I doubt you would have an "unsubscribe" button in your newsletters, Nik When did you buy it? Sold mine about 1.5 weeks ago. It would seem so. ** ** ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Your aunt is named Charon? I *really* don't say this a lot, but How is saying Hitler sought to better the German people a petty opinion at all? I feel.... Weird... A "vocabulary book?".. You mean a fucking dictionary? Pretentious and pseudoartistic as fuck! ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Are you a cat? It's a valid question that shouldn't devolve into the slanging match I see below... I know ( ) (ಠ_ಠ) (ಠ_ಠ) (ಠ_ಠ) (ಠ_ಠ) (ಠ_ಠ) (ಠ_ಠ) (ಠ_ಠ) (ಠ_ಠ) (ಠ_ಠ) ( ) This one time, I went to the bathroom in the base. I was laying down some serious heat when I noticed that the last person didn't replace the TP after finishing the roll. Some people just want to watch the world burn. Hmm, I'll have to think about that one and get back to you ( ) That's some nutty valuation No. Thats not all she helped grow What the fuck has fps got to do with the server Seriously, it still isn't working? That's bugging the hell out of me, just because I can't rationalize it. how quickly STD spreads.. [](/ccifies) - Study Swedish >I'm anxiously waiting for the day when I can finally call one of them out on their bullshit. Knowing them, and their lack of common sense, it won't end well. ¯\\( )/¯ It would be nice if you explained what Rax is Unless somebody makes a concerted effort to communicate/be peaceful with me, they're going down Somehow I read this as "fleshlight." Ah, the source of the smiley. A clump of red hair and a girl? School doesn't end for me until the 19 ノ( ノ) Ya but the shield is human hence the Sterge comentariile, cenzureaza, exact cum facea cu presa in perioada in care era premier? Yeah, me too, I google " face" and copy it from wherever it shows up. Great. Like I need that song stuck in my head again. that book is soo WEIRD Socialists are not fascists. You deserve more dongers, here have some (·̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿·̿ ̿) (ﾉ )ﾉ└(°ᴥ°)┘ つ◕ل͜◕)つ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)ヽ༼♥ل͜♥༽ﾉ༼ ᓄºل͟º ༽ᓄ (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ Then how was he still on the stairs? Looks like nothing for the supposed 12 pm announcement Yes, someone who has cold feet is going to make a video to share with strangers and the world. Nothing. Was watching for it. That schedule was a preliminary lineup from before E3 started. At this point I doubt we'll see anything later either But I will keep watching just in case! double stream cum Trying to steal Florida's claim to fame? Croatia, we're watching you. Hey! That's My thumb! They made me want to eat glass when I was a kid... My 15 year old cousin lives in the same neighborhood as our grandma, and there is a pool table in the basement I tried this first, but there's a bot that kills posts if the url dosen't end in .gif. I got banned for raising my dong (ﾉ )ﾉ Nobody asked them to put hardware on. It's like buying a new car, and the dealer puts on pin striping without your consent You, sir, are part of the problem. Sitting in the car with my parents and we start talking about his days in the Marines. I ask him if he had any nicknames, and he said one of them was Paul Bunyan cause he used to be a lumber jack and stops there, so I asked what were the others. He looks over to my mother nudging saying it's the ones she likes so much. Out of curiosity I ask what was it and what it was for. He says "The Viper for reasons I cannot tell a 16 year old, especially my daughter" I'm guessing it was sexual but I still don't know for sure I just voted, my parents voted, all my neighbours voted... everyone except my brother. He thinks he's making some kind of political statement by not going. He won't even decline his vote. We're trying to talk some sense into him right now. Who's touching my ass? If he didn't drive there and didn't get it off Maps but just had it lying around somewhere, would you still want him on your team? He lost major points with me. Press the button I'm a mobile user, I copied it and entered it into my shortcuts, so every time I type "qqq," pops up instead. > Well damn "My daughter got me this really cool thing for fathers day. Its called morning head!" You can also bring superman, but without superpowers and without friends, and watch him crying... Candy crush. So many hours of my life, I'll never get back. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) GABE LOGAN NEWELL ಠ_ \\_( )_/........................................... \\_[_||_]_/ ..................................( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) What the fuck did I just watch?! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Someone said Conan could take Guts?  thems be fightin words. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) wtf , what situation would call for that? The question is why would you go on a brony server... > EDIT: Editing out the "Not in this case" part without making an edit note I see... Two plants one pot? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I have an infected bug bite on the back of my neck that started as a painful lump and once I got on antibiotics the skin decomposed and yellow puss/blood began leaking out. Today I had to get a procedure (numbing shots then using tweezers to pull out infected bits of flesh) and it sucked. I have pics if you want ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I love this rationale. 57 countries to choose from. Have to figure out which one. Saree plus ponds.... OF COURSE! It's Bangladesh why didn't I see it before "Side effects may include death." ^^ IT IS STILL BOB That is a completely normal response to his seemingly reasonable request... In your world there are no alternatives to those things...? Those faces... Not sure if cute or uncanny. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) #8... OP why your /u/ so damn familiar...... LYN ah? You didn't make the point, imposter I've seen a video of a girl I know inside the "booth" So many times. There's a running joke between some of my friends where that happens (check out the ass, realize it's a guy). We just say "check out the fine ass on... *that dude* " with the look of disapproval being the tone of voice "that dude" is said in. **OoC:** With that username? I had a parrot ejaculate on my shoulder and laugh in my ear magari però unbaltro è simpatico, che ne sai tu That... that was *too* honest... >I said in the jungle, I did not say as the jungler > There's no need to be vulgar......ya **censored**..... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I'm a Frenchwoman in the us and my coworkers do not seem to be even interested about the World Cup! This morning they were talking about golf! Falcon Pro for Twitter ┬─┬ノ( ノ) This was my post in /r/soccer! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Charter boxes are $7 a month. Priyanka Chopra [d b](#t) Dog Shit If my gf's reaction was anything to go by, the change was significantly better. \\( )/........................................... \\[||]/ ..................................( ) **The crap I masturbate to...** ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Woo. where does this train lead to? Well first I need to get out of your base Well, I'm sure we can start up a reddit funded ISP... And reddit owned... I mean ... How hard can raising a couple billions be? Those were my reference. I'd just name it Don't know what commentators are worse: Gus Johnson and Wynalda or these two clowns on ESPN2. "Out of bounds", "Nice elbow", coupled with a clear bias for Mexico and they don't know the offside rule. But it will make your Background investigation a pain in the ass. My asshole family. Absolutely not ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Colombians, you owe me at least 2 The last guy got into an accident, he's only half the man he used to be ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) sure What is Ray doing to chop? I think there is no need to be ED Physician, just with common sense and a pair of eyes you could tell that the first finger almost explode from the pressure I'm checking everyone who posts to the Egalitarian AMA. I already found one. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Feltch ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Not me. "Bat studded" (┛ )┛彡┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) > private Image ʕಠᴥಠʔ, ; Or 719-210-5 ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I was not naming anyone on purpose. What? Diana's are film cameras already right? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Why does HoG get periods but RIP doesn't? Discrimination [](/dashieshyhug) - Study Swedish ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) This is the last thing I am reading tonight before going to sleep. Thanks for that. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) that looks like the gif was reversed... which means... it was in her.... A week? Got it on my ipad and beat it in two to three hours in one sitting. How'd you manage a week? Some guy named Rob (ﾉ )ﾉ [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] It's a great place to show off your long dong I see what you did there lol Thanks. I'm not sure why all the downvotes, but. Oh goodie... They signed a draw something But the funny thing is, the engine needs 8.5 liters of coolant. Awfully bright for night time Awesome yes. I don't even know how I spelt it that way. Just checked out that sub. ** ** ༼ つ ༽つ What if the world was really just a big apple and our governments are just covering it up I got a bed No idea what that guy is trying to say. I think it may border on the side of stupidity though Kidnapping children regardless of their religion or race is evil and fucked up. > ( ) Because it is mostly college bros chanting 'U.S.A.' and everyone else looks at them with >To the person who wrote 69 posts every 69 minutes, har har Yet most people found it perfectly acceptable to boo Jobe after he admitted to taking AOD-9604 because of course it was banned right? You mean you are, right? As a redditor on a match thread seeing no flair: Why do you hate the human race? I'm pretty sure our downfall starts with robots wearing tarantula skins Thementalrapist- called her hot That face, oh God I still get asked how school is going despite graduating college 10 years ago Don't worry /u/madazzahatter you were already on a list...my list Wait, 5" flaccid and wishing you were a grower implies you get no bigger. How are you having problems with room? Unless you're like 12 I can't how a problem would arise. Most boxer shorts have more than enough room and tighter means less obvious. .... wat Just walk it off... And the crazy thing is, there are even faster tuned Gallardos m' What the fuck I wish i was chair Too far, guys. It's an interesting experience, rehabbing. We deal primarily in songbirds, so we get a lot of cat bites, window strikes, and collisions with moving vehicles. Sometimes I get birds that were simply in an inconvenient place for the homeowner (ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)( ) "Most wealthiest" Full yolo So basically how it is today. Concept designs are always over the top, the engineers take one look at it and go 'you want me to build what?' Woah wtf did I just read? 137 shots into a car of unarmed and innocent of committing any crime persons? Hold on, I gotta look up an article or 5 about this.... I do calisthenics Did you even read my post? 3rd time ive seen this on reddit in 2 days. I....I didn't even know what to flair this article as. I settled with " " because it's just awful. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That playlist [](/dashiepose) - Study Swedish ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Again... Go back to /v/ where this was made 4 days ago I will hear no ill words about The Kingkiller Chronicles. I would happily stab someone in order to have Day 3 available. Poooost? EUW can ( ) +/u/dogetipbot 20 doge How is Bubba flashing away, a fail-flash for Dexter? Not at all. Look at the other comments and clear your cache. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Man, go pick them up. That's not mold The real cringe is you guys commenting on the video. I'm Chinese and I'm good at math. Despite the fact I really hate math, I keep getting offered financial jobs. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) After every shit? Yeah he better. Not the women who use the public toilet in the building where I work. You're "that" guy.. Drall Titan and Siegfried Rolled 3 times and got Baal, Hanzo and AA Uriel and have no idea what to do with them Dead link Is there any reason to believe that this is an LAPD drone and not somebodies Parrot AR.Drone? I think you broke TheFacebookDelusion. Cherka, poi kedna oraganda! She's 14 You're... standing... on your cowl vent. > It was created during The Enlightenment[1] , while other philosophy was created during any time or in any culture that wasn't 17th and 18th century Europe and North America. dafuq... A dude can't say hi anymore? I can also play other instruments and am willing to do anything to get to Hollywood... Anything... He looks nothing like Aaron Paul Or... do we ever know that we are alone? Soccer cosmetics *Speak for yourself* ...read that as pooping out babies ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You bastard Mine and the OP were subtly commenting on racist commentators and this is my 2nd most upvoted post . ... dat bowtie ... ( ) Oh god, how did I forget about his bark.. Ugh, that guy makes me want to punch a wall. He doesn't seem to understand the meaning of the word "no," which is super creepy. Turn signals and stop signs I would probably scream if I saw that in a poorly lot room! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Practising next to the practice. One day a ugly shit will happen. And we will continue to watch that... ( ) > Yes, that is exactly what we'll do. Thank you! I'm from Texas, and I have a speech impediment, so trying to correctly pronounce some things is kinda hit-or-miss. [](/dashieshyhug) - Study Swedish This a trick question? > What the fucking fuck Your mom cooking That's crazy ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I'll answer it just to troll Did I just see a One Guy One Jar reference? So... it seems kassadin is not only anti mage, but anti ad too I'm pretty sure it's the exact same node that was causing the diablo issues a few months ago as well ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) "Quantum particles" I hate reporters. *The real parent* People do that? Seriously? This copypasta again? "Draw me like one of your french girls Taric" That gold Ranger. The second horses mane (mullet) is breathtaking... Came here to find this. Clearly Canadian brings back memories from childhood... But I'm not quite prepared to back the revival at $30/12 bottles. Listen to this guy. Cloak right before the storm/or missile barrage and everything misses. Doesn't stop the boarding drones though. They just sort of pause in mid-flight until the cloak drops y u do dis?! ლ( ლ) This guy is walking around with a target painted on his head? Is it a tattoo or what? wat. It popped out and I wasn't there to catch it with my mouth.. Epic Fail!!!! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You will never replace /u/BallsOfDisapproval No. Sad... But true story. Jizzbombs. I'd personally start airwaks 店員 not 手人. Pyramid schemes. ** ** ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Patty thrills and sugar K FTW. What a game, ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Replied the look of disapproval with the same eyes but a smile in the middle. Every time I go to sephora I look around nervously, wonder how the hell anyone knows what to buy in there, and just leave wondering where I can turn in my girl card. I went to get top coat for painting my nails, which I knew I needed, spent twenty minutes trying to figure out what I was doing. The last time I bought nail polish stuff there were only two clear bottle: top coat and base coat. I ended up buying the cheapest thing there and felt immensely guilty about the cost. I thought while I was there that I should have gone to target. I would have been just as confused but not as ripped off. I get to see the basketball team I always bandwagon onto during the playoffs win the NBA title on this glorious % of %, the year %. That's nice. Now I'm left wondering if Duncan retires or goes full Brett Favre. Aside from that, I'm impatiently waiting for my hand to heal so I can go kayaking again . The other day I was at CVS with my boyfriend. I reached into my purse, took out my wallet, and paid for our toilet paper. The guy handed me the change, and then immediately apologized to my boyfriend- "sorry, I thought SHE paid! My mistake!" Um.wat. Were those actually from gaping? I know there was a point where they actually had a fog machine around the hall Not sure if joking or serious da'fuck did I just watch? I miss my gf 5sos are on it ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Oh God, the old default skin Shit with that smile i get the feeling he could be the real life joker... I'm ashamed to say I realised how similar it was to that other story of which I don't want to speak of... Yet I still went through and read about 90% of it... > I spent about 15 minutes picking at a freckle because I KNEW it was a tick. "He's trying to get it in his mouth" Unrelated question: how do you do those eyes? Ya know that emote you just used... (copied) No, no, no, everything should be charged as a percentage of your income, a loaf of bread should be 0.002%, an iPod 0.8% and an Audi R8 should 70%, that way everyone is equal. Fuck dude, you must be in the running for nicest redditor ever... or you're a serial rapist that's just trying to throw the authorities off your trail. dude. what. the. fuck. ... The Spice ┬─┬ノ( ノ) [](/dashiepose) - Study Swedish This image has a smaller resolution than the original Macintosh from 1984. Be nice Go like until they walk away. When wear them? Ingrish? Done. **Did you take it?** Channel 3000 comment section . . . I've been to some weird ass subreddits but this one really makes me go ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ )╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( )ﾉ︵ ── ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Unfortunately, I have. It was during a class at BYU in the mid-00's called "Strengthening Marriage and Family" from the religion department. The teacher was kind of a creepy old dude who picked on students that challenged his opinions. Especially if they were female law students. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) My god it's foolproof NO! (╯ )╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Wait... What? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Four DUDES, it says. ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ penis had me like Fuckin' Jimmie Johnson ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I caught a bug once that was thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis big.... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞ < 卐 3 ☜( ☜) As much as I agree with you - like these times where I just don't want that duel and do mah quests without justification! How is that to anyones credit in that situation (trying to physically stop an opponent)? or yah know... make your own for 5cents a cup Absolutely not. We will move you aside if you try this I just barfed a little in my mouth, tastes like the blt I just ate so it wasn't all bad... but still EDIT: alien blue tricked me again. Wrong thread. I meant I've completed 2 months and 2 weeks so far What did they name her? ┌( )┘ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I think you just put a spoiler seed in my mind. You had some dirty tabs opened when you took that screen shot. I'm catholic. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Deja vu game 2 from winners bracket I got downvoted on another post for saying the exact same thing as you. ...you gonna wash that rice? ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) LOWER YOUR FREEDOMS ノ( ノ) Ah yes, my $14 and change order wasn't enough! *Two big fans here......* IT TOOK ME LIKE 10 MINUTES TO READ AND UNDERSTAND THIS This is EXACTLY why I wish that the holicaust actually happened Ok. She should contribute. That is emotional blackmail to hold that over your head. It is totally reasonable for you to expect her to contribute. If she can not afford market price of rent, I am sure you will not charge her that much. She is full of crap because you throw right back her that she is investing in BOTH of your future's habitat and if you part ways she had cheap rent. It is really lousy of her to use that to live free. What is she doing? You can also ask her is she saving up to move out? Seriously not unreasonable to ask for a person you live with to contribute to the wear and tear if a home. Homes are expensive! Don't let her be a jerk to you! Make her see reason. Experience : I am female and married. So much wonderwall ლ( ლ) Nice... Now pull it to the side and let's really see dat ass. Oops, I was thinking about lowside.. haha, sorry for the misundertanding. Good explanation, though. At first I was like Thank you, I think? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Ahh got it, I thought you were being all kuudere on me What do you mean, file a lo-- WHAT. Am not. Okay maybe a little. I don't know. > _> What were you talking about? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) In high school I fucked an umpteen, once or twice. failed maths. That or... "I promise I'm not a creep." All kinds of on this one. This. And the Concret Foundation of the Grand Stand right behind the Armco wasn't helping either Why the retarded vertical video on your phone? Doesn't it know that the screen is supposed to switch with gravity? Thats not a QoL change, thats a straight up buff ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I apply to those all the time! I don't have a 4 year degree tho I don't get any jobs from it. suspense.htm 'end zone seats' I treat it as an idiot litmus test if someone mentions trading the Sedins around me. I can understand imbecility from other teams but when a Canucks fan says it, I make a serious face. Woot? wish mine was blank! it's full of low-memory and multiple crashes from multiple apps Bee acts just like a roommate I used to have. Honestly to me the girl was fine, but the way she treated the poor men who were lured in by her petite body and feaux laid back attitude... It was horrid. The most notorious incident was The Case of the Open Relationship. Long story short it went something like this: Roomie meets hot guy with lots of money. They become an insta couple and move in together 3 weeks later. Roomie quits her job, and he gives her 15k for pocket money. All any of us hear about is how blissful and perfect they are together for 7 months. Catastrophic breakup occurs. Roomie moves back in with me and claims he was emotionally abusive to her. He regularly called her a slut and accused her of only wanting him for his money despite demanding she quit her job and become dependent on him. #letskillhimwithfire I run into dude somewhere months later and before I can give him apiece of my mind he turns into a blubbering mess. He says she cheated on him over and over, going as far as to lock him out of his own house while she boned dudes in his bed. #wtf he seems so distraught I am inclined to believe him... Go home. Ask Roomie. She informs me they had an "open relationship" only, he never took advantage of it and flipped out on her when she did. Ok so he bit off more than he could chew? I ask how they decided to have an open relationship. She informs me one time he said he didn't think mahogany was natural to humans. I say, "so you guys talked about it after that and decided to try non-menogamy?" Nope. Of course not. She says he immediately told her he did not want an open relationship but she just knew he would like it once he got used to it. To help him realize his true wants she stopped giving him sex after the first month if their relationship and only boned other dudes. . Pics or didn't hap- Actually, I'll take your word for it. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Taking one or leaving one? Yes I would ┬─┬ノ( ノ) GOD DAMN IT. "*homocidal*" Does it come with wheels? I'm guessing yes if a FUCKING HAMMOCK costs more than a fucking Ford Mustang... All that from beating Ghana...... Do you usually get hit on by naked men? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) [](/rdstare) - Study Swedish Not so short stories and all I got is my phone so it'd be very difficult for me ... You never go to the newbies board, unless you want to go full retard.  The very first post are instructions on how to be a sutchering medician... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Caitlyn with twitch ult... ***>┬─┬ノ( ノ)*** Actually the symbol for "Redditor" is 3:28. I still can't believe the dwarf sounds like that... ┬───────────────────┬ノ(ಠ_ಠ)( ノ) ┬───────────────────┬ノ(ಠ_ಠ)( ノ) ┬───────────────────┬ノ(ಠ_ಠ)( ノ) ┬───────────────────┬ノ(ಠ_ಠ)( ノ) And if any USA fans are complaining about parking the bus ... yeah I have no problem paying a developer for a good game (FC3 and AC4 for example to use Ubi) but I refuse to be forced to use that Uplay garbage so I bought them and they're in steam but I PLAY the cracked versions so I don't have to bother with uplay.. same with the batman games and GFWL back after arkham city's GFWL attempted update deleted all of my Arkahm Asylum save data ლ( ლ) Do not give up Horvat and 6th for 1st overall. DO NOT DO IT. Get out Well it's definitely graphic That must be the most evilest thing i've ever heard REI ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) vaginade.... Infront of your parents Yeah. Those cones at the bottom are a big help. I totally know how you feel. I'm 21 and today the gas company came by and asked where my parents were. ( ) Oh god damn it........ No NSFW; Bad! No NSFW; Bad! > /r/breedingdittos Western New York. Not "upstate" And I was like ''Why the hell is a level 16 Aatrox solo baron attempt at the main page?!'' But now I see... Thresh would like to have a word with you please That's exactly what I was thinking! Get out of my head Borax is... One of them ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Relentlessly sucking on fags hhhhmmmmm Why am I nursing a semi? *Really,* penis? You find *this* arousing? Why would you buy a textbook before the first day? I mentioned in passing that I was a girl in my original comment, why does everyone think I'm doing it to get attention?? The only attention it's gotten me is negative attention. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I think it's photoshopped now.. not sure though! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ** ** Last line: tl;dr I'm one you, motherfuckers! Really? reposting not even 2 days later? As Fear the Fin said, both Toronto and Edmonton, the 2 most poorly managed teams both dumped Brown, while the Sharks sign him to a 2 year contract. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) His **Pillar**? At first I read that as "making an 18 year old girl..." and I was all like Do you guys sing your company name to the tune of Eddy Grant's 'Electric Avenue' ? I do, every single time I see it. It's becoming concerning... "I'm gonna log. on. to. E-cig avenue. And then we'll take it higher." ::singing now:: I bred Honedge as a present for my brother. He wanted one so I bred his, got a hatcher. Then I thought of a nickname for one so I just kept breeding until I got my own xD. Now I have 3 boxes of ghost swords Vaseline.. I heard That was actually challenging Wondering about the medium and hard tests now... ^hehehe ^^bring ^^^it ^^^^on Your first son and your soul So wet... Can you go even furrrrther? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Guys, hear me out..."Let's start a rebuild during the year we have our first outdoor game against the reigning SC Champs!" WT progression will never make sense. I want Bombers and Tank Destroyers, so I better start researching P38Gs and some FUCKING PANZER I DON'T EVEN WANT. ** ** Go back and look on the right side of the same pic... ( ) I geeked over Armageddon because of all the characters and the character creation. now I notice it's a terrible character creator, mortal kart or whatever it was called is trash, and the mass character roster somehow warranted $50 of my birthday money as a kid. Ehhhh No NSFW; Bad! at least its your dog and not you without skin can you imagine.. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Everyone tries to make the same point on every comment on that thread This? Horse porn. When I decide to move I'm taking them with me and they probably wouldn't even notice their pets are gone. Thanks for what? I was kidding ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) [](/ccifies) - Study Swedish > ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Now stop flipping the fucking table. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Oh yes, this makes him look FAR less like a dork. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You got into Nicky's heroin stash didn't you? / \ how? With a q-tip? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) One by pod 7 said, "Mexican Wrangler" Thank you...clearly my phone has never heard of Chana before He's holding his hand 60 in tv outfitted with all the latest video games? And a door that works. *slams his ginger beer down* ...Your in the wrong place bub. You brought your milkshakes to the restaurant instead of your yard, didn't you? Jesus Think of the karma you could've gotten over at /r/popping So we share beds? I don't feel like my daughter looks at me, in my eyes, unless tired and sitting on me about to nap. Gestures and stuff will come, but may take a bit longer. We tried a few simple signs. My LO would use them, and abruptly stopped about 2 months (maybe more) ago, and has started again in the last week! During that time, we tried and tried to get LO to sign but this little person is so friggin' stubborn Baby takes after me....uh oh! ;p Nope, it was the Aztecs in central mesoamerica the god's name was Quetzalcoatl. Franks shouldn't be plural Yay for Wisconsin. Only thing that sucks is living on the south east border where you're closer to Chicago than Madison. There was little to no hockey promotion in SE Wisconsin and the Blackhawks weren't available on TV (in the 90s). Wasn't until I moved to CA where I got hooked on hockey. You're not helping my point here or am I What *kind* of organisms? Damn it! My neighbor up the street makes these and was carrying one one day. I was with my mom and she asked her to see her and then she told us it was a fake baby. Awkward as FUCK. it's a ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) Yeah, but I don't remember any Aaron Carter fangirls threatening the lives of people who disliked him. My keyboard isn't built for that face, some newer models only have this face on there. Wow! Now I don't have to copy and past this ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Well you're certainly not wrong ┬─┬ノ( ノ) He is that short. Shorter actually. He's up on his toes a bit. ಠ_ಠyou shoudnt put it everywhere else you shoud keep it on sites where it actully does something. Wut That's Indonesia Does it have to be base 100? <*yawn*> Why not express the number of downvotes as a ratio of parts per 17, and use instead of %? Exactly, there was no 2010 world cup here in Ireland too. stopped reading after "life hack" Mint tooth paste then orange juice (?|?) is the new NO No... put it back. I was in Scotland for a wedding and I was asked where I was from a lot. I always answered with "United States." and it always led to the follow-up, "Ah, where abouts?" ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ...the fuck Why did you do that? Seriously... 90% of people on reddit doesn't care about the fake downvotes on major posts. Why did you rip-off the main feature for a lot of redditors and soecially precious for smaller sub-reddits? I'm really hating you right now... Why did you bring this negativity to the universe??? "It just sorta happened"... So long as this system is in place, I will not be donating any more reddit gold. Which seems to be 95% of the shows these days. Hey thanks, good find! I actually found some last night though. I might have to get another box now though... No, if there really is a god then it doesn't make those who say "I don't believe that extraordinary claim without evidence" stupid. Much Ado About Nothing. Rose and the axe. I used to volunteer to help clean the bathrooms at the circuit assemblies. I stopped after the CO said all of the cleaning should be done during the breaks not during the session TPP Park ノ( ノ) try buying it a drink first, It doesn't have to be all about the mounting. Y-you should just post the image on imgur then link it here Haha yeah Martins-Indi's eye whites showing from the concussion he suffered was HILARIOUS, I could barely contain myself for laughter Trojans ? ノ( ノ) Just like my younger, hotter cousins... ? ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ? Still a better love story than twilight ಠ_ಠ ^^ヽ༼ಠ_ಠ༽ﾉ ^ヽ༼ಠ_ಠ༽ﾉ ^ヽ༼ಠ_ಠ༽ﾉ **ヽ༼ಠ_ಠ༽ﾉ** **I volunteer as tribute for Shadow ruler** **ヽ༼ಠ_ಠ༽ﾉ**^ヽ༼ಠ_ಠ༽ﾉ ^ヽ༼ಠ_ಠ༽ﾉ ^^ヽ༼ ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ ༽ﾉ At first I read "computer programmer", so I thought "well... okay". Then I read it again and My first-born child . Finsh in her This is why it's taking so long to legalize marijuana. Because Florida Man blames pot for his idiocy They should just stop doing that. It's tomorrow?! I forgot to stack up at least one steam card ┬─┬ノ( ノ) is the dude on some serious steroids? he's 50 and looks like he could take on Lebron People playing musical instruments without a working knowledge of how the instrument works is enough to enrage me to tears. If you have to play a stupid recorder on camera, at least put your left hand on top yes [](/flutterdashsmooch) - Study Swedish I hope Blacknall transfers to Pitt just because you said that. That's as far as I'll go in imaging I'm watching you ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ )╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ )╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Yeah I have some acquaintances that trip on dph allot. It's like they get possessed and they usually freak out. Not to mention they tell me it's addicting. How awful is that?!? The level of weird they achieve on that stuff is legendary. the health problems are scary on their own. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ )╯︵ ┻━┻ I CAN DO THIS ALL NIGHT ┬─┬ノ( ノ) > ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ )╯︵ ┻━┻┻━┻┻━┻┻━┻┻━┻┻━┻┻━┻ How we support to find it? He's even the moderator of /r/FcukMyGramma... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Accident, MD?! Shady Valley, TN?! Garden City, TX?! You didn't read the whole thing (age) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) "are they both moths?" Agree lol The mobile struggle ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I just realized the soul of ಠ_ಠ. I was intently staring at it and I saw the deep passion hidden in the face. Can't you see it? After a while you can just see its beauty too. y u do dis? ( ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ಠ_ಠ)╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ಠ益ಠ)╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Get out... My hubby made me take 4 tests then proceeded to tell me, "I'll believe it when the doctor tells me." ┬─┬ノ( ノ) The name Anal prolapse makes me not want to When I saw that Germany is **88** percent. But it's still bad Ah yes, a fat chick joke..... Oh, I thought you were asking if there really was a pyramid head who rapes dead nurses in real life. Then I was going to Wat ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I miss /u/pleaserespecttables Maybe the was symbolising hypnotism and not concern? Nah, fuck you OP. Justin B... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) This really only works if you were bottle fed, otherwise A) you've got an amazing memory for remembering the first few hours of your life, and B) dude Sexy car, stupid name. Carmen? C'mon man.. Carmen Sandiego, Carmine Red, a Car.... ლ( ლ) I never noticed that Black Area at the bottom of the face. #16 "with asbestos glove" I am evil ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Rooney as back up? ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ Or is there # ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Pay someone to roll joints? You weren't meant to see this Touché You *wouldn't.* ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) wat What the fuck. I thought he was joking. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Linking to a Facebook image with a 9gag watermark? ## ┬─┬ノ( ノ) with pickles, yeah definitely with pickles. and pickle juice ┬─┬ノ( ノ) 666 Good lord, took a peek at your profile and you do nothing else but claim that Dota 2 is better in almost every aspect even on questionable mechanics. Bias much? idk i hope they dont goof up the race. Some of the calls at daytona and sebring were . The sprint races seemed to go well tho. ლ( ლ) This is sweet NOT W.T.F The Gay Agenda ┬─┬ノ( ノ) But because it turned out to be a nation in Africa, it's all good?   Power is not something you should expect from this team Day 4: I've effectively sweated through 3 tshirts while doing barely anything for the day other than setting up a slip n slide for the kids. Also extreme loss of hunger today and didn't have any awesome Italian food at the restaurant I took the gf and her kids to. Just drank water. Lethargy isn't hitting me. Stomach looks a little smaller but don't feel super heated today. Rain storm cooked it down about an hour ago but it's stupid humid so another shirt has been soaked now. Debating on the gym tonight as I just feel off(prolly from yesterday's hecticness) and I can switch chest/shoulders/tris to tomorrow and do legs Saturday with less rushing. Prolly will soak all the thing tonight though if it's worse than last night. Also, cotton mouth. ?ノ(ಠ_ಠ?ノ ) LOWER YOUR (?|?) ?ノ( ?ノ) oh hi Sad thing is that I'm STILL stuck with the tigger ad [](/ccifies) - Study Swedish ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Well are you going to tell us how to say it or are you going to leave us hanging? ** ** Every damn day It should be soon enough, people get *pissed* at me. -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Yeah Muslims Please do so We all know why you didn't say the other thing ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I often see people with one level 10 barracks and the rest level 3. "Tired of your shit, N" ┬─┬ノ( ノ) As someone who's best friend's name is Erin, Not everybody understands Kannada, for the 26% Hindi people out there means ठ_ठ in Kannada. And a republican cop at that. Hur Durr only for long distance calls. what is wrong with you OP? :P ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ( ) Artificial excitement. Really guys? That looks like a damn FN CW ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I was going to say I wanted to try that drink then I saw the english translation . ** ** ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Worked with a Polish girl named Sylgrida. Can anyone guess how to say that? It's "Si-rehl-da". Like ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Well I guess you could say this thread isn't old, but still gold. I came to see a giant cumulonimbus cloud over NYC. This is a picture of a giant cumulonimbus cloud over a wooded lake. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) > SimCity has an offline mode now, however I still don't recommend it. TBK is a meta dependent card like Harrison Jones. It rises and falls in popularity with a drop of a hat. At the moment the best uses are for against hand lock which is dipping in popularity and Druids don't run much taunts as they did a couple of weeks ago. Although all that can change next week! Rag will always be good, but beware of rush deck heavy meta. Oh, great. Right when I have to drive down Miller Park Way on my way in to work this morning, then again on my way home. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) "I'm passing on dinner tonight, because we'll have dinner the day after tomorrow!" ( ) I said pet, not milk. Wrong subreddit idjit (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) George RR Martin would be pleased to write the lore :D "His soft winkly weiner hangs between his gently legs. And then another strong black male with a huge weiner shows up and tickels the other guys w.... " well i wont go to deep in this one can not be unheard... I remember this stage. I don't miss it one bit She still has her moments at 17 months, but what an improvement :) ┬─────┬ノ( ノ) seriously, dat lips! Where's me < > ┬─┬ノ( ノ) It had to happen sometime. Boy, am I ever glad we got those couple months outta Beltran. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I'm more than :( I'm ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Half the people? All the people believe it, because it actually completely happened. [$̲̅(̲̅ )̲̅$̲̅] Or maybe you're from 4chan (ﾉಠ_ಠ)ﾉ Illuminati (ﾉ )ﾉ You can pause the video... You... MONSTER! "You have been further up your mom than your dad ever has" Good thing Reddit eliminated the downvote feature so that honest businesses like this can get a fair shake at advertising here without being downvoted into obscurity. I'd replace my Shield 9mm with it, assuming it's not bigger. The 42 is already basically the same size. We're not waiting for a specific day though? How do I know you're not a red? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Funny thing about Seventh Day Adventists: they always show up at vegetarian conventions, trying to sell books and giving out free samples of their terrible "health drink". Pretty sure that's just lemon juice and garlic, guys -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) There are no high scores in WoW. Disappointed...it wont make the stare: Right? I'm so accustomed to seeing something with a bit of dust on it, and then I see this... ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) DONGERS LOWERED ノ( ノ) Welcome to the Small Dick Club ノ( ノ) Holy shit the top comment on that thread though. And god damn you ノ( ノ) Hey, someone who likes braces! Oh wait, nevermind... [](/cchuzzah) - Study Swedish I do not hope it does ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ...I assume everyone in the neighborhood got one of these? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) They definitely touch "Don't sleep on the couch!" They're my goddamn couches that I paid for (╯ )╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) but on reddit---isn't the answer always: ###GOD BLESS THE RED, WHITE, AND PURPLE! ### (╯ )╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ )╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ ╯) ︵ ┻━┻ But it's right up my alley (╯ )╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) So? This wont make the problem go away ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I think those are really the only possibilities in any situation ever... I'm nauseous at the thought of rice :( So much for sushi this trimester Top of the list for me too Costa Rica, not you. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Because scraping a sharpened piece of metal over your skin is all it takes to get coarser hair. If that were the case, why are there bald people? Poop Du har ret, jeg er bare gammel og sur! Jeg vil dog stadig forbeholde mig retten til at hade mennesker der generer deres medmennesker og efterfølgende bruger undskyldning 'det er festival' eller 'slap af det er roskilde' I still opened it [META] Not gonna lie, my jaw actually dropped. So brutal. ﾉಠ_ಠ)ﾉ now keep them raised ﾉ )ﾉ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Those scars A-are you serious now? You're literally an 8-years-older, female version of me. This is honestly the strangest thing I've seen all day. Neglected social life? Check. Animals? Eh, not *too* crazy about them. Video games? I don't know anyone crazier than me for video games. I make my own, too! :3 I'm up for a good book once in a while, mainly sci-fi. I've been seeing quite a lot of movies recently. Don't know why. o.O You like anime, huh? -opens closet door to reveal bookshelves full of animes on DVD and full manga series- I'm more random than a *Random rand = new Random()* function. (Very random) I wouldn't say I'm a dork *per se*, but I can be a bit nerdy. >3< ლ( ლ) I will cut you ┬─┬ノ( ノ) When I am laying in bed at night and everyone else is asleep I swear I can hear a tv station reporting the news, but it's just enough to know it's the news, but not enough to hear a full story. Almost everyone goes nuts when they start to feel the baby kick. Meanwhile I freak out; it feels like a sea monster is wiggling around in there . I just want to zip through this part to the pushing and boom! Baby! I once spent $30 at Jack in the Box with my little bro (supa high) and we ate everything we ordered and went back for ice cream -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Damnit Orioles ‎ -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) StarCraft is one word Nice blatant advertising UncleFlaviar You WILL NOT be getting a link to it Have you even heard of Blackfish? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ WHY CAN'T I SUPPORT IT MORE THAN ONCE?! ლ( ლ) I love doing that, its just awkward when you're dancing around and someone walks in That visor... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) No problem, table. ┻━┻ノ( ノ) ...in the ghetto Only by the liter ¯\_ _/¯ But Kronos was killed by the Greek gods The only void i see is in between her boobs /u/PleaseRespectTables ノ( ノ) Maybe it's better going into it while knowing what to expect. I read it when someone linked to it, claiming it was the strangest Harry Potter fic they'd ever read. I thought 'oh, it can't be *that* bad' and read it without reading the title or warnings or anything. Boy was I surprised when it was revealed that Voldemort's penis was forked The C is supposed to be uppercase. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Ah, the natives, fat on firewater and white man food PT Cruiser... *figures* Scumbag Jordan doesn't tip, either > ¯\_ _/¯ I'm not a permanent resident, having only been here 2 years, so I'm not able to take part The majority of visitors to our sub don't search though... Drivers taking pictures. ** ** (╯ )╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Why does he have to look fucking wet? Why? That's the worst part of it why is it the stupider the question the more attention it gets but an actual advice question on reddit gets this !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They also watch you jerk your chicken I use that app too **YES!!** >I don't like mods though You scroll with your thumb? Some people hate AOE3 because there are common units between the civilizations... I under stand these were rolled in 2009, what's the trusted site to procure these. I'm talking to you Liang ..... Anyone else notice this guys hands? [](/ccpose) - Study Swedish Know what would make the commute much more tolerable? A motherfucking **train** of some kind ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ...I was born in March 1995. Clearly my parents were trying to forget about our failure to qualify Not sure what > means but I assure you it's true. Looks a lot like the archon bubble to me. My AT wiz isn't CDR based and when I experimented with the skill and GoO I found that i'm never waiting for the cooldown to finish if i need to cast it again. Cooldown on the skills with GoO is 7 to 6 seconds depending on your roll and i sit on about about 35% cdr using evocation passive and some more CDR that you can get here and there it works pretty well. Still you have to drop one of these in exchange : familiar, teleport, blackhole, X-armor or magic weapon. I tried swaping it for tele or familiar. Blackhole is too damn good to give up and help making the most out of the bubble stun you need it for strong arm too. I need power of the storm not to run out of AP. Playing without tele is a pain. And pure AT without familiar doesn't have great DPS. It could work without power of the storm if I had a decent tal's source. But it doesn't want to drop for me yet. Stuck with a lvl 60 for now. T6 is clearly more manageable survivability wise using point of no return, but ,oh boy, it is slow. A what!? ( ) Because all men beat the shit out of women. You can do what now? I didn't! Yeah I know when I heard Coach Allen say that he was a top QB in this league I was like: Lol at the "useless" comments. If you join the rewards program you can actually get money back from digital purchases. I've earned $45 so far through the program because of my gamer score. No he's lying to you. *cringe* So... No one else was expecting birds on boobs? Am I the only one? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Bathroom supplies with yellow smiley faces on them Yeah you go enjoy that, me and my Pink Team will just be down here with our 95K Come on now, we all know that Indians dont wash them selves That new build smell. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) you can probably guess who was who Dude, did you really have to use a Mercator projection that makes Greenland look as big as Africa? 8 year old me would sustained injury throwing myself in front of whatever instrument of torture you lot came up with to protect it... hell 40 year old me still would... savages. Hold on a fucking second, the Mafia hasn't been excommunicated before this? Shouldn't it be "Sin Coche"? A random name and a now inactive card number... And no way to see the security code on the back. Oh darn? I read that as "hipsters". My dealer needs to have help moving soon. ┻━┻ノ( ノ) Assholes everywhere Garlic junior saga is not canon so references are meaningless and it never happened in the manga I watched this a few days ago, I don't even ლ( ლ) No shit you're severely over analyzing the statement. He or she referred to something similar to that. When I said port, I meant recreate. Stop acting so condescending. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Because I *really* want to pass finals ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) creep ( ) Don't you dare say that.....I think I'm gonna cry... ┬─┬ノ( ノ)(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ( ノ) Amber for mod 2013 26 GPIO pins... 3 LEDs. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) > ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) holy shit But no seriously, I don't know if it's just me or if I've said it before but I think we could use a new mod Yes... Now how do I do it. Did you just NSFW tag a post in /r/sex? It only means you'll have to take one out . The what I never thought this bothered me until I saw this. Now it bothers me ლ( ლ) You send them the domain name so that it can be converted into an IP address so they know if you connect to yahoo.com or otherdomain.com etc. I bet they do some stats on site connections and not just ignore the information. By using different methods they know what you browse, probably even your ISP knows but the NSA knows for sure. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) It's F2P now. I doubt they are making enough money on the game to continue development on it. I was a HUGE supporter of the game since it's beta. I purchased the ultimate edition of the game as we'll. sadly the game has felt like a beta from the last time it played it. Same bugs still exist since the beta. ( ) Why did they ever repeal the ticket-scalping laws? ◕_◕ Oh my gawd Becky look at her butt, it is so big. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Five seconds is all I need.... ಠ_ No one's better than Kate How did I know most people would recommend something from the Dark Tower series? wat thanks? Tell me about it. I have 1/15. It's just horsing around. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) With this face for all of 5 seconds. Mostly because I don't want them to squish me and just the sheer thought of "How can you allow yourself to be that fat...?" That giraffe picked its nose with its tongue Holy shit. MFW Line 2 ... And then my heart melted for you. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ᕕ( )ᕗ OMG THATS SO FUNNY WHAT AN UNEXPECTED JOKE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAA Best part of a week for Cannibal Holocaust. Twenty minutes for an mp3 did feel cool, though. portugal Looked at the comments on a thread there. Apparently they take pleasure out of watching people get run over by cars. [](/flutterdashsmooch) - Study Swedish Apparently the Proof-of-Stength feature is so unique that it only gets one sentence in the entire article. You'd've thought that with it being mentioned in the title it would've at least gotten a paragraph of it's own. What? I wasn't asking you Belgium is gonna fuck shit up. 198 notes There are some glaring holes in this plan Is the game fun? Yes? I don't care about P or Frames. My face now: ( ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Who told you my true gender ? You know the game is fucked up when you are lvl 4 against the lvl 6 Lich that kills you with a single Chain+Blast combo Will try it out but i really do not want to install much stuff from cydia Well if it was serious, as someone who has certs in computer tech, his post was a steaming pile of bullshit. Sure skins may have slowed the game down for some due to having to load the skin models but thats all adding skins will do. Not specifically target a spot on the model to make that spot less accurate Linehan A bachelorette party hired me to dress up like a teddy bear in Vegas. I made a lot of money, but it was horrifying. Middle aged women are very lonely. I assume the stripper who followed me was just eaten. No ass shot of the car was provided Pentium is a brand by Intel. Didn't even know that was a thing No offense but don't drink beer if the only thing you like tastes like water. Just because your at a brewery with friends doesn't make you any less of a person when you don't drink beer. Er, isn't the " " the look of disapproval? Fred solved the problem with F5 we can't circlejerk anymore about Riot not caring/creating more skins/getting the skin artists to make a new client so we have to lay down our pitchforks now ノ( ノ) I don't know if I want to now... ahhh i laughed out loud I'd love to join! If you're an adolescent hiding *guns* from your parents... YOUR'E... BABBIES... WTF? Wasn't it 4' added time?!? 16 tick demos ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Still just opening ump45 corporals ᕕ( )ᕗ ლ( ლ) My friend has my contact name as Why is the sunroof painted white? Here is some red, white and blue with German cars! Not sure what you are going for there ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Cody can do better things than be with Goldust. He was on a good road until they teamed him up with him ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Hmmmm, you both seem well informed on stabbing, I am will let my grandad know he needs a stronger blade if he intends to go on a rampage. Honestly, I wouldn't mind. Maybe he has a lot on his mind, and is just trying to cope with it. I would use that as a bonding experience. You can never be too close to your boss. Well... ಠ_ Good morning dear. ( ) I have done too much of that in the past week > ᕕ( )ᕗ TEC-9 Sandstorm ftw I still prefer, uh, normal pizza. ^^ [](/ccpose) - Study Swedish ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (ﾉ )ﾉ no one remembers those dark times #####┬─┬ノ( ノ) Please respect tables. Morphling underpowered you think a guy that can't be killed even inside the chronosphere is underpowered You have something going on with my husband don't you!? There is only so many times I can hear "day n night, the lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night, ah ah at night" It's law here too. This state has a lot of rebels. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ *Raiden Kokatsu.He signals him to stay quiet."She probabily is capable of sensing chakra...this is bad" he thinks* What is wrong with you people. (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) I don't trust on links that includes "fap" in it. ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Seriously. I had someone tell me, "oh, you speak perfect English" when I greeted them at an professional office. They had read my Mexican-looking name and figured I didn't know the language. When I looked at them dumbfounded they just doubled down and pointed to the sheet and said they thought they just might need a translator. The people who use it do. Holy mother of GabeN. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK? ( ) (ﾉಠ_ಠ)ﾉ(ﾉಠ_ಠ)ﾉ(ﾉಠ_ಠ)ﾉ(ﾉಠ_ಠ)ﾉ(ﾉಠ_ಠ)ﾉ(ﾉ )ﾉ seems legit ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) No NSFW; Bad! *** *** ┬──┬ ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ew >Then I realized that she's your SO..hopefully.. . So you shared that? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I saw you edit that Hackein That how you make those ?!?!?!!!? And I'm a native spanish speaker ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Normal? This is another "All Pokemon with face" waiting to happen. ** ** Yeah. Gels are shit. Man up and stab yourself. A friend of mine had to argue with his dr for over 8 months that the gel wasn't working. When they finally caved they out him on 50mg/week of test. his numbers were worse than mine(granted he's a few year older than me). ┬─┬ノ( ノ) They sent me a print-out cake. And told me to post a picture of it on Twitter and hashtag it to promote them. ( ) Well shit, you're not wrong ^^^^^ Mirana is not much better to be honest. Or Prophet ┬─┬ノ( ノ) why? ***ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ *** Sorry, the le epic reddit maymays 'WISP FOR VOICE PACK!! WISP FOR ARCANA!! Y U NO VOTE 4 WISP " had to stop at some point Hooray! Yay domestic violence. *Both* are telling *me* no ┬─┬ノ( ノ) >I really wanted to bring up a Powerpoint of the relative risk of riding in a car and walking down a street for children in his age bracket. That cake better not be cream filled... Masterbating while thinking of guys is a good strong indicator you're gay, but it's not definitive. Relax and see how it plays out. Jesus Christ I just realized how creepy this was right before I started typing it, but if I were in LA, I'd watch your kids in the hotel for you while you go buy pants. OP I read this question wrong. I hope you mean toe nails ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Well... yeah. Of course you do. You just fed 5 of the identical monsters to the monster. Nobody touches the Cheetos. I would prefer to participate in operation Vengeful Vengeance than in operation Rotting Mother Those Naxx card backs... Kid - Alright lets see those pics 3 hours later its burning my hands lol, it went through the gloves ...your username ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ☞ಠ ಠ☞ No ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Well, I'm resting right now. I'm going to send you a link later. "Oh what fresh hell is this? Oh please god go away I just wanna sleep you motherfucker why the fuck am I awake?" [](/cchuzzah) - Study Swedish She is as tight as you can get them "I know your main account." ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ too fat dang I just get it today, thought he was trolling I think the context in which "beef" is applied to a town influences one's decision to live in a town called "beefburg". In other words, "beef" can mean several things... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) or is it ? Olé, cabrón Hm, explains the good guy image ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) One guy posts here twice and this sub goes crazy. > I would much rather see NXT take the #2 spot then some shitty copy coin (LTC, DRK ) Visit the base. Move the buildings *too Oh god why ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Fuck now we are going to war Wait, what happens tomorrow? Well in the words of Black Dynamite, "I am smiling." I was just about to say this one myself! Some things i'll never be able to unsee... Good to hear, for a moment i thought i was wrong ** ** ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I live in New Jersey. (╯ ）╯︵ ɐɯᴉɹ‾qlnɯǝuɟǝlp While this is cool and all, is this whole thing just leading up to a Winner photobook? Alt det hensyn bliver sgu samfundets død. Hensyn skaber så mange tabere der pludselig ser en offerrolle der passer perfekt til dem - danskerne skal tage sig sammen .. Along with a disgruntled friend besides her with a face like . (┛ )┛彡┻━┻ Finales Funkeln used to deal more damage ノ( ノ ) Arya pls y'all muhfuckas need Tim Duncan. He's a dude I've had a few women pay with boob sweat money, I put it on the counter next to my bottle of hand sanitizer, then put sanitizer on while at them. I'd give it to my manager to Lysol before putting it in the drawer. Eugh Yeah that's so much better than my setup it's ridiculous. Just one of those supposedly out clocks my card by 95%. You consider the man in that video to "have a lot of self control"? This feels like a dox request I refuse to believe Lady Luck smiled on Justin Bieber. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Hand under the tail Have a seat. "Englando" NSFW So we can have self-driving cars but not self-driving planes. ### ### ### ### Neither have we ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Why would you friend zone a dog? ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Double Stuff... Double Stuff Cubicle chat -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ ）╯︵ ┬─┬ [](/rdstare) - Study Swedish ┬─┬ノ( ノ) "accidentally" ( ) Shaman King. it has been more than 10 years it's not funny anymore give it to us ლ( ლ) Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. Spells. Like what people have done to dogs for thousands of years? Saw a kid on Twitter that we offered say he got his "first offer from the University of Rutgers #blessed" \\(°-°\\) ノ( ノ) well, they sure make it easy to plan ahead, don't they? Karens hiding hole got a imminent domain tagged to it. I'm taking over now! ...please tell me you're over 21 Ok. Backs slowly away. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Don't try to lure me into that horrible city with the temptation of winky-eye emoticons. > ( )┌∩┐ Because human error at adding numbers togethers is what makes the game interesting and what should be punished from a gameplay point of view ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I would say step number 1 is showing us some titties... I know two guys named Dave Oh nein! Meine Lieblings USB Sticks... ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I guess you could call that polishing ( ) WHAT THE HELL ** ** Can't unsee package ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) It's good, I may keep it over saurik's version Checkmateノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) How do you know how he feels? You have the console? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (ノ ゜Д゜)ノ ︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (ノ ゜Д゜)ノ ︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ)(ノ ゜Д゜)ノ ︵ ┻━┻(ノ ゜Д゜)ノ ︵ ┻━┻ (ノ ゜Д゜)ノ ︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Dude I'm pretty stoked for you!! Now don't do something that stupid again. ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ Shit Of course she does, and not secretly either. Imagine spending all that money and going through surgery only to have people tell you they don't like your fake tits. It looks like prop food from Orange is the New Black. The way you're typing... It's different Epic build. I'm amazed at how much shit people can do. I'm impressed I can change a garbage disposal. It is clearly a spaceship. Sometimes, i hate it to live in Germany -.- No you don't understand... this *is* corporate. We have multiple offices, but in the one I'm in the boss actually owns the entire company Great. ( ) cum in your eyes fucking burns. I was think of another kind of grill at first. Unless your crash your e2 levels........ I looked at a log for about 30 seconds before realising I needed to scroll right on my phone to see the cub.... "mean while" That... would actually explain it. ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Looks like Ecuador forfeited What's there to explain we all know ugly shoes Door knobs... It's definitely not great, especially when IT started asking questions because I was on "hacking sites". They were programming forums for a work related project Yes, I pine for you Broncos fans with your measly two Super Bowl wins and your paltry seven conference championships A friend and I crashed on another friends couch, after waking up totally hung over, we were looking for something to eat in the freezer, the last drawer we opened contained anal beads that propably belonged to his divorced mother, never told him How do they expect me to drown sims in a fountain? Bout as uplifting as a dripping cock i guess Kneepads I'm not sure if I'm disturbed or aroused... probably both "Kalundborgmotorvejen" - den når ikke engang ind i Kalundborg kommune .... What is the other hand doing? I've tried this multiple times and it has never worked for me. I then find myself annoyed that I wasted the time for it not to work Exactly what I came for ಠ ಠ [](/ccpose) - Study Swedish After a long hurricane with no power, we should've showered Jeeze you're thick. That's Shaq... Magic Dwarf Now there's confetti in the eggs Woodhouse! Also the death of them in Rengar's hand I'm sure preferenceloader working on 7.1.1 and I'm using it now. maybe there's something wrong with your cydia , make sure killing cydia in background and reboot your phone. Cozart What do you mean? I only need my pens and paper For a second I thought you meant Rin's eyes ** ** Anyone else think that the title asked for paint shitters? LMAOOノ( ノ) Man I wish - the time difference makes it so that in Australia all the games are on between 2am - 8am! ლ( ლ) Hey, that's not fair, there was that six months I was in the Buddhist monastery, and then there was 1996 when I stopped for a week or two to get my second wife to stop bitching, and then there was the stroke thing for a few days last month, and then, there was um....... Ah fuck it, never mind! Twinsies! I am making at least $10,000 less than standard. I am sitting here on my second last day burning DVD show reels for colleagues who are also redundant. And they INSIST on sending them through separately as they go, so as I finish one burn, hello! Here's another three! No... ( ) I have a black doberman who insists on sitting in the sun, especially in summer. What do you use a 'phone line' for? # Like when they tried to make Las Vegas "family-friendly"? Your mom is yellow? :( That's something I never want to hear ever again How much stuff have you been touching with your genitals, OP? *** *** The placards and signages of the names of the bridge are there, but almost nobody reads them anyway, just like almost nobody reads street signs anymore. (┛ )┛彡┻━┻ #onenationoneteam? ლ( ლ) Not sure if excellent pun or misspelling I graduated a month ago next week ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Y'know for scale. Amongst other purposes Shrek movie ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┻━┻ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ( ノ) Real rollercoasters always end with ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) /r/incest is leaking Last thing I bought was a pocket knife. Not bad I like knifes Yeah... That's why North Korea is a scumbag... I don't even know what to say about this comment O_O ノ( ノ) TL;DR /u/brid0t was a teenager "oops" child and internalizes her anger at anonymous people on the interwebs for criticizing teens for getting knocked up. /u/PleaseRespectShockedFaces O_O ノ( ノ) *O_O ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)* **O_O ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)** ***O_O ノ( ノ)*** ┬─┬ノ( ノ) >TPP Park ノ( ノ) Now you can try it "it's all part of gods plan" If that's true, then Kaguya's transcendent spirit is in love with her son's transcendent spirit... So I was at a house party and at the side of the house I was getting a bj from some random chick that I was flirting with all night (we were both fucking wasted) and right when I thought I was gonna come I accidentally piss in her mouth, she started to exclaim about how warm it was and I started to immediadiatly apologize, super embarrassed while pissing on the side of the house (longest piss ever) she told me not to worry about it and that it happens dat license plate ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ...dildo and lip balm. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) > Now there's garbage in the eggs Woodhouse! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You think they hate the Rox now, we'll never hear the end of the "literally hitler", "so overrated" and "one and done" etc, etc... ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Looks the same to me I've got some kick-ass shadow items and a boat load of trophies that I'll never get again as well as a CS it took a herculean effort to build, so yeah, I'm looking forward to losing everything I've worked for since the alpha dropped. ( ) Do people still say "dafuq?" ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You aren't twofaze oh my god you had to make me gag my morning tea Mind blown Getting butt ass naked in the locker rooms Shit! I thought there was going to be a hidden door behind the bookshelf. That didn't ^answer ^^my ^^^question ^^^^at ^^^^all. (╯ ）╯︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ︵ ┻━┻ Aria ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I'm not sure how I should feel about this ┬─┬ノ( ノ) How do u play on PC !? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Live action. You can get a biometric lock for it. What are these people trying to hide... *I'm looking at your name* There is nothing about it, it's legal after all. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) "full metal" You again Looks like my furby that I've cried for a month to get it and played only for a day. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ლ( ლ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) [](/rdstare) - Study Swedish ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Hmm, I'll have to make enough popcorn to share... That's a lot of popcorn yeah my friend picked him up and I'm playing him this week thanks J.D. Is... Is he trying to ask you out? apologize for the typo ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You want to be your mom's dildo for Halloween? I know right ** ** Dat stare Linux user here. Whose side is he on, anyways? Are you calling that thing cute? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Wow that's a horrible shop lol. Why would anyone photoshop Sophie Dee anyways? She's curvy as fuck. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) So I am basically useless, thanks ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I was hoping this would a new trailer ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Was that close up really necessary? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) What the fuck, Valve Sez? * * Green glowing dot coming right from him ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That should be FIFA in the middle monitor, not Civ 5. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Forever scarred >(っ )っ GIB PATCH NAO This sounds like something one of my ex-employer's wife would say...wow... Old place: Noise complaints from one neighbor. It was our *wedding* You know, that (hopefully) once in a lifetime thing? And with hardly anyone there anyway? (we kept it super-small) You created Baylife, Josh. It was you. -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) A bagel rapist.. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) See you there.... ( ) That username... I was expecting 6 pepperoni, 6 olives and 6 onions to be arranged in a way that looked like the devils arse or some other "satanic imagery". ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) We're also watching you window. = console.log.bind(console); ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) > window. = console.log.bind(console); ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Yeah that fucker was arrested in the same town I live in. Drove past his apt on occasion. Damn ( ) ┬─┬ ( )/ ┬─┬ k. #ノ(ಠ_ಠノ )LOWER YOUR DINGERS ノ( ノ) The way skill "trees" are implemented right now is so weird. Why do, for example, most Cicadas and the Banshee 3E have the Arm Reflex perk when there's no hardpoints in them? It's a waste of 'mech XP ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) The real is the lack of a license. I'd just grab MIT if I were you. Yes it's in your comment Invites others for 1/2 price pancakes at 3:30am while using a throwaway account. Twice if I'm remembering correctly. Please tell me you didn't have to swallow the puke I can see where your priorities lie Mans best friend goes out the window when pie is present it seems ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) npm install -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Play in/on reddit. -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Ay gurl you like a kfc, yo breasts and thighs are irresistable. As a cashier I got a once got a compliant where the customer said, "He wasn't rude or slow. He was actually quite pleasant. He was just too......hmmmmmm, robitic." it was really really badly done. SIU: If you get to know her, Lahel (Rachel), in fact, is a really charming character, haha. (12/14/2010) Such. A. Tease. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Whatever you do, don't give away the homeworld. Did you just say 'Cool H-Wip' *Argentinian* ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( )┌∩┐ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) He was so excited to hear your reaction. Yet you didn't even ring him Then I am a super genius It defeats the purpose if you link to the .gif... Yet they paid for a Starbucks mug Dammit Nintendo! Give us an open world 3D Pokemon game!!!!! ノ( ノ)  This is one of those things that I think seems better in the lab/niche applications then it will be as a mass market item. To be honest, I don't want to smell the Internet Maybe I fake. Sweet mother of fuck That filter I masturbated to barn porn with chickens all around and everything. [](/dashieshyhug) - Study Swedish It looks like a cross between Oprah and Dr. Frank N. Furter. lower recoil AK47. i think his nipple moved from his left pec to his armpit ... ... maybe that's what the girl's really lookin' at. I'll watch. I had a client call because they weren't receiving email. I luckily started looking at their domain info pretty quickly and discovered it wasn't resolving. I called their provider and they said they disabled that domain for non-payment. I told the admin assistant, she asked who the company was, I told her, she was all "Oooooh that's what that was, I was just throwing those away." Yeah it is! I wish more people wanted to play it. All my friends ever want to play is *UNO*. Strangely no (ﾉ )ﾉAND MY AXE I swear Ive seen this exact picture before oh dad ( ಠ_ಠ) FRIENDLY REMINDER ABOUT RULE 1! (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) But you'll tell her boyfriend, won't you OP. *upvote* You bastard. (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ >See you there.... (Q ) _____|__°__Q (-__- ) It's funny how that works. > It might catch on and grow, I heard STDs spread quickly among ~~horny~~ teenagers... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) pitchforks ψ ノ( ノ).. Wait its over already ? wtf ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) We must put all tables upright in salute! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ☜ "You owe me a quarter." ┬─┬ノ( ノ) *Don't lie murderer!* The size of the game is over 700Mb. This is over eight times the amount of storage space on my phone. ......maybe...... (ﾉಠ_ಠ)ﾉ INVINCIBLE (ﾉ )ﾉ same applies to Putin and his Russia. I am looking at you Reddit. So my vram could be running at 90C right now? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) yes. No I can't...... (╯ ）╯︵ ┬─┬ how will we know its reddit, not just some random group of people? I've had a good friend for about a year, who I had never met his wife, and the first time I did meet her she tried to sit on my lap and I immediately said "what the fuck" and she said, "Oh it's okay I'm Colombian". So I just said well, my girl wouldn't approve, and the rest of the night she continued trying to sit on my lap, and he was not phased by it. "Ehh, that's just the way she is". I thought it was weird as fuck, but after hanging out with them a few more times and bringing my girlfriend along, now she just sits on her lap. To me she is just a bubble invader. > Gotta love living in the conservative south ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ One of us is a fraxis employee Is this scotch tape ? The point is that is it small... If a guy won't leave after the deed I'll just stare at him with a face until he does. No words. What happens when the "FINISH HIM!" Event occurs? It is. And I did limit myself... a little. I've cleaned and drank before, and then I can never remember where the hell I put stuff. Chrome cast to the big screen, ipad for chat, phone for twitter, and reddit. I need help.... Western Montana Yes I think after everyone succeed they will parted ways...or they all die and Buggy become new PK It's made of dead plants Rusty Thunder Bro.. we're ALWAYS in /r/leagueoflegends Why? I unfortunately lost my Lolly while back why can't you have her moving tendencies when I had her! Hahaha. Grats on Marshall though. He's the pride and joy of my town, Daisy. Is this how bronies are made? The one thing I have most about working in and around Liverpool are all the damn beetles fanboys. 4-$5000 ? Mother of God... Giants have 22 more errors than us ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Ugh, feels like I've been stabbed im the heart when she does that! I rememver once I was in bed with a towel after a shower, and my cat licked my nip. I just looked at her like and left the room. I love you (・ε・)ʕ •́؈•̀)˙ ͜ʟ˙( ° ͜ʖ °)┬┴┬┴┤ʕ•ᴥ├┬┴┬┴| (• ε •)| (❍ᴥ❍ʋ)(• ε •)ლ(´ڡ`ლ)(っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ಠ‿ಠಠ╭╮ಠ◉_◉( ◕ ◡ ◕ )(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ(ಥ_ಥ)(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ (ᵔᴥᵔ)(⌐■_■)╭∩╮(-_-)╭∩╮(´･ω･`)ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ I am with you 100%. It's extremely disheartening to see Apple ride the consumer-focused no-pro train. Open any app on OS X that was built by Apple post-iPhone and press **Command + ,**. You'll notice that nothing happens. In the past, this would bring up a handy window which contained what were called "Preferences." These "preferences" were what people tweaked to modify the behavior and appearance of an app. Sometimes, they would even include controls housed inside a tab titled Advanced. But not so fast, Grandma, that tab was for advanced computer users only. To make things easier for normal folks, Apple decided that letting people think different was too dangerous, so they decided to get rid of preferences entirely! With that said, you can still choose between three fonts in the Notes app. Oh, wait … you can't do that anymore either. His books were banned in the Czech Republic and probably most other former Soviet held countries, because heroes lived in the West and the villains in the East. Children You're welcome, although I think I've had enough internet for tonight. ** ** ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ( )┌∩┐ 'i was moving 3 miles an hour' you were DRIVING DRUNK. ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ಠ⌣ಠ and ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Your post, for whatever reason, reminded me of that woman who died masturbating with a literal jackhammer. It sounds like the girl in OP's story might survive, though = = Double hand 7,5 centimetres? Not a single one of his bumper stickers are actually on his bumper. "Nearby" ┬─┬ノ( ノ) [](/flutterdashsmooch) - Study Swedish She's cute. I've seen Krysten Ritter's interviews and she's just… weird. (but sexy af) [FE4](#s " ") **Up** **s** I need a creepy look Have you been tested for sleep apnea? Because that shit can kill you. And death is no fun, from what I'm told. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Yes. Note to self: Never, ever, do this. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I had a friend hold onto my balls, but then he lost them. Worse, he tried to pass of somebody else's balls as mine, as if I couldn't recognize my own balls! We're cool now -- we bro-hugged it out -- but some people... No NSFW; Bad! April 5th! Which is about 9 months after my mom's birthday. ( ) fap_to_Lollipoppy? So there was still a chance is what you're saying ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Or the fact that he carelessly induced his cat to shroom trip his way right into a car. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) How many times is this gonna get reposted omfg Prone means you're on your belly. ... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Super close game that's finishing up and you're losing flags... Better waste team slots and assets doing stupid tricks and stunts for youtube! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) aaaaaaaaand it clicked. ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ All through the night whats the 4th ? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Just googled that ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ No, Republicans would never understand algorithms so I just used the straight inches per dickhead, I mean dick calculation.ಠ_ಠ Well now you know WHY he's *furiously* masterbating. ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ My first was an active little girl. Her first kicks started around 16 weeks, and she next to never sat still My second has already started with the flutters super early on at around 7 weeks. I just turned 8 weeks today. I think I'm in for a similar ride with this one ;) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) www.cerealprize.com have a tailored reputation to guard against.... ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ ）╯︵┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) And yet all of them pay for it. It's almost like they are playing politics. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) "smart" is written backwards (╯ಠ_ಠ）╯︵ ┻━┻ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (┛ )┛彡┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ︵ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ︵ (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)(ಠ_°）╯︵ ┻━┻┻┻┻°□°( ) Seriously. /r/austin getting their panties in a wad over this is funny as shit. TIL there are people who drink the tuna can liquid rather than drain it ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You're Samsung Galaxy Note is awfully close to the edge. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ''' ''' Thank you for saying that, as I really appreciate it, and thank you for your part in all of this. I honestly feel like I learned something from this situation, a life lesson (even though that sounds cheesy, I mean it), so to that extent I'm a little glad it happened. At the end of the day, what do I care what someone else's makeup looks like? There's no reason to judge them for it, and even less reason to try to post it for people to see ( at myself). But as you say, we have to make mistakes if we are ever going to learn the way we should behave, and all of the comments on the post really hit me with a lot of wisdom. Anyway, thank you for your advice about how people aren't perfect; I will remember it in addition to what else I have learned from this :) I hope you have a great day! I just replaced a 40 year old toilet... the things I have seen today... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) please respect our tables ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Jesus Christ is it really that easy? I'm probably gonna just get me ten bucks back then. Thanks man I appreciate the response! The guy with 18 honorary doctorates, a Turing award, and who literally write the book on programming is the halfwit? 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No, you don't Those were some dark times. And what does Duncan use? I can hear every click when he fights monsters . Asking this since you don't really explain the computer stuff in yogtours :p ┬─┬ノ( ノ) * * But they are sisters! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Issen was on guard since you know other people, but he wasn't on guard for something like this. He Zig zaggs out of the way but just barely... giving Rumi a stare... "You don't have to show me personally you know... I would really like to not be split in half or something..." he sighs and ponders for a second... I get a really bad boner when I'm walking around with diarrhea/stomach pain. There's no romance here, dude. You have nice eyes ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Looks like Morty was really cold Fish store.... That O face. It's not wild it's in a zoo it's captive ┬─┬ノ( ノ) [](/cchuzzah) - Study Swedish ┬─┬ノ( ノ) But they allow Wal-Mart to just have 1 cashier open when they have 36 checkout lanes. So you either wait in the gargantuan line with the Slowest Cashier Ever or wait and watch grandma try to look up a PLU for zucchini. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) i was thinking there's got to be a reason why the video didn't cut earlier. she's gonna say it.... !!!!!..... Wife wanted to try it so I pirated it. She feels sick immediately and has to stop playing ┬─┬ノ( ノ) War monger ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) "spiralling into the ocean" ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Oh look their practicing a bombing run on children... How nice... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Heels ... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ‎ Don't waste your next 30, or I'll come and collect ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Not a splinter, that was a freaking huge sliver of wood ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Seriously. It's not like there are thousands of shipping containers either if he really wants to renovate a metal box ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I love it. You can upload pics directly into comments, save and load comments, and there's a ' ' button. **EDIT:** ITT: ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ When you reply to a comment, at the top of the screen there should be an arrow. Pull it down, and scroll it to the left. Then, tap on the ' ' ( ) Wut did I just read ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ oh my god this changes everything ** ** ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I wish I could get a beard to look that thick * * ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ While we're on the topic of " " symbols, ascii textables os pretty great. It allows me to do any ascii drawing by copy pasting. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ agh -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ)? PNAS I'm more concerned about the poverty food on the fine china ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ thats no table ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ OMG YES I.... I don't get it... ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Because i don't want to stay up all night. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ K gonna make a note bout you just being a troll. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ . TIL ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ For all of my childhood, until I was around maybe 15-16 years old, I thought that getting itchy and getting bumps on your legs was normal after sitting on grass. I assumed bugs were biting me or the grass was irritating me (which I guess it technically was) since it was so itchy. I just assumed everyone got that and never looked into it! But after going to an allergist, I was tested for all common allergens (or whatever) and discovered that I was VERY allergic to grass and I broke out in hives. Now I have an excuse not to have to cut the grass! But, I wasn't able to move my arms after that test because I'm really allergic to a good amount of things so I guess I lost there What he say? What did the statue say to the other statue? ......... ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Well.. I guess that means more spit in your food ಠ_ಠ fuck yeah!!!! ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ I NEVER KNEW THAT!! ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ at the very top of the comment box there is a little arrow, then press the little lines on the left ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ >When you reply to a comment, at the top of the screen there should be an arrow. Pull it down, and scroll it to the left. Then, tap on the ' ' ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I made a keyboard shortcut for this way before discovering the eyes were on the pull down tap. I use the eyes way too much... ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ What tab? ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ lol wut ಠ_ಠ ive never seen this tab before Woah I didn't even know that tab existed ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ If the games of the final Bo3 are like this long they might not finish before midnight ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠThis is awesomeಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I try not to illegally download comics, because you know, I wouldn't illegally download a car, right? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ If the games goes long they might not even have enough time for bo3 Same WHOLEY MOTHER OF GOD!!! I've been copying and pasting it in all this time ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ edit: you just made my alien blue experience 5x better. Being able to ಠ_ಠ, uploading images straight to reddit, being able to use graphics that are set by the subreddit, loading saved comments, quoting the person you're replying to... you are a god. ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ Wow I never knew you could swipe down and put a picture directly in the comment! I've been using this for a long time and never knew that, thanks!ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠvvಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ. ಠ_ಠ. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ ಠ_ಠ no ಠ_ಠ fucking ಠ_ಠ way ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ This is amazing !!!!!!ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ I feel ya bro GiGi Buffon to the Sounders for a free transfer and Pirlo for Yedlin in 2015. It could happen, right? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ You didn't know how to use it? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ No NSFW; Bad! #### Holy shit! Damn it, Billy. One solid line! (-- ) ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Heh. Dog damn that makes me happy ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ? Amazing.ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Should I explain this... or are you trololing? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) OP, mislio si da pokupis karmu postavljajuci popularno pitanje sa frontpage-a? ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) You do lower then when i'm around ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ yay!!!!! ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ SO COOL!!ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ yay! ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ~ಠ Oh cool, I'll add those to the my to-eat list for the next time I go to America, along with our new donutdogs of course. We would be so rich if we made em. You can't go wrong with donuts and hotdogs! Krispy Kreme better keep they're eyes peeled. I honestly think it's the best app, of any type, I've tried in the almost-three years I've had my iPad. I know right! so useful. ಠ_ಠ holy moly ! ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ HELL YEA ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ holy fuck! You just made my life change for the better! ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Holy shit. When replying to a comment, tap the arrow on the top. Slide to the left, and there's a button that makes this appear. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ that changes everything No. Screen protectors are pure profit for companies - so they make it seem like the devices you buy *need* them. When I worked for retail, we'd buy screen protectors for iPhones for about $1.20 and sell them for $14.99. ಠ_ಠ THIS ಠ_ಠ CHANGES ಠ_ಠ EVERYTHING ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ It's six months old as well ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ omg ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ now everyone will know how disturbed I really am. Thank you guys for the info! ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ. ಠ_ಠ. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ** ** ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ omg I didn't know this was there! How many damn angles do you need to see it....its a clear foul I thought you said "cloaca cola" for a second. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ////ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ\\\\ Thats a damn sloppy lick right there ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ haha ಠ_ಠ I still have DNA ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Hmm. I attended a now fabled meetup, got a little drunk, pulled the face a few times, left and had dinner with some amazing frands, then MOAR DRINKS with some people I hadn't seen in months. Woke up with a hangover, had a burger and some ginger ale, and have done nothing all day. Pretty win if I do say so myself. You too if you watch me pee * * ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ relevant username TIL Jesus, is that all the same person? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ No, no.. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaas! No, and I don't intend to. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Wait....where? What? I CANT FIND IT. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ My apologies. I panicked. ¯ \\\_ ( ) _/¯ You can download a movie in 5 minutes? Oh god... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Or both ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Arcade tanks (ﾉ )ﾉ Im Hungry ... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Happy Bear's Forest ** ** meh. Living in Austin, I swear if I see another hipster with a shitty macklemore haircut trying to be edgy and unique... Gaaaaaaaaaaaaah! FYI your mom's still a babe, I don't blame you at all for wanting have sex with her ~~or your dad~~ Love the photos OP but your username makes me question you as a Canuck Fan [](/ccpose) - Study Swedish Oh, yeah. UT Tyler...... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Not sure why you're getting downvoted, or even how *much* you got downvoted (thanks Reddit admins... ) but you're right. If GET can honk the horn then you have the potential of honking the horn any time Google bot crawls your link. Clearly, POST would be more appropriate for things that change data and make loud noises. If you're on alienblue you can tap on the down arrow between 'cancel' and 'submit' while writing a comment. Then you swipe left. Almost like he read a comment you posted in an askreddit thread... Please make a montage vid with the office. Andy punching the wall would work 10% of battery remaining it says on the message, but it says 1% on the top? Something is fishy. The logistic problem is transport. NO ONE wants a "hazard" like spent fuel travelling through their region to get to an exclusion zone. Fly it? Nope. Truck it? Oh hell no. Ship it? It'll get into the water and we'll all die!( ) Seriously, NIMBY is a massive problem, even if it's just to get the waste to a "safe" area. Such smark much smark Bc it's not Tony Hawk. Genuinely thought it was prompting me to allow it on my phone. I tapped it a few times and thought my phone froze... ( ) I was sure that said "best *smile*" at first. My reaction: NSFW warning! Weirdo *pre-school (ﾉ )ﾉ No I unfortunately don't have boxers, I wouldn't know where to get them! But we're not talking about overly sexy here, more like granny panties and a baggy shirt which together cover the butt. My dad does wear boxers so maybe that is why? But sometimes his are not very perfectly buttoned so if you glance in the wrong direction... Where to start.. An electric mini donut maker, a very nice bread maker ( I do not eat bread). A wok ( used 2x). Madelaines pan. Cookie press (more trouble than it is worth) On reddit 3 days and already have more karma than me I laughed so hard to your comment omg. The more I holding myself to fapping the greater my lust become That don't sound good Oh god and on bicycle seats Thank you for that incredibly-detailed answer. I'm house-shopping, and I need to be able to tell when the sellers are trying to fool me - and I expect that all of them are If the listing says "real hardwood" or "engineered wood" - it had sure as hell better be. I've also seen "Pergo" cited. If it's not Pergo-brand, they shouldn't be able to say that, right? It's important that I be able to tell the difference, so I can make sure the sellers aren't trying to screw me. It's very important that I screw them harder, faster, and first! "Dicksoakedvaginas" ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Yet another relevant username OP. Your mom is fuckin weird An infinite scaling item which you cant complete it in the first 10 mins is an early-mid-game item and falls off greatly later on, wat? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I WAS NOT AWARE OF THIS (?|?) “ ” I will ddos him irl ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You filthy animal Is her chicken is upside down and the breast skin white? Tell her someone on the internet gave her this: ! [*cough*] They also have microtransactions already available in their unreleased pay2play game. You're really downplaying how bad it is for a company to try and strike back against someone for their opinion and insisting he got fired for it. If a big company suggested to your boss that you should get fired, but you weren't, you would still be pissed Wait, you want the iphone to "lie down" when filming and not "standing up"? I always thought it was the other way around and when uploading it it got messed up But... But why? Yea she is totally posting to /r/trees mid-rip of a cigarette. I don't want to guess. Gettin' "giggy" w' it Can I take them for you I don't know about this Viking character, he seems like he might be an aggressive hugger... Who are you? I predict France is going to win in the end. Those Lucius Pattern Titan legs. My underwear I was first True. The Bianca parts are kind of , though. Why do I remember this thread popping up VERY recently... my brain hurts Seconded. (ﾉಠ_ಠ)ﾉ INVINCIBLE (ﾉ )ﾉ Not at school. Lets just address the elephant in the room ... Freebird Rules? Veteran Great Jaggi fml ┬─┬ノ( ノ) i too have a 60 year old neighbor named marilyn...... Plot twist: she works at Hobby Lobby Running with zero drop shoes and running on hills, my two hobbies That's actually quite scary. "Some friends and I" ... 1 singature. Also, *drumroll* DEPOSITING poo at a bank ┬─┬ノ( ノ) On mobile ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Yeah, what did you think "What are you talking about, there are no gay people in Mississippi, quit pretending!" So many boner in one picture.   Sweet Jesus... ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Me to The Tweak *Flex2* is useful for U! [](/dashiepose) - Study Swedish > ノಠ_ಠノ_ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ_ʏᴏᴜʀ_ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs_ノ ノ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Not if you do it right. I feel like your talking about his face and not his ability... But who was there to stack the bowls got out of the dishwasher? Sounds like someone has more watching to do. Yes, carrying a gun would have been the best solution ... Why was this already purple... Just found out today if you scroll down from the middle-top area, then to the left while writing a reply in Alien Blue you can get the emoticon in a simple click. This link was purple. Oh I caught it alright, and now my hand hurts When I started bleeding More of a cramp than a burn, I already used the cream FLAC. Loudly chewing gum Seriously? He... He looks like he's 40 . Poor tb Keep ouwa mah pahl A photo would have done a better job The "bullshit" originates in your answer, my answer is as valid and legitimate as any other on here. Scumbag Game Freak: increases name length in X/Y. Adds global swear filter. -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Yeah, Megan Why am I imagining Modi singing WAV. and the face on ES Also: that face Like shaving They did it as soon as the bag was open. ** ** ┬─┬ノ( ノ) >US International Relations with the Middle East (✿ ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) While we're on that subject... "is" and "in?" Really? ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ yea, should have waited a week for the joke to fade away some before re-introducing. but I love the way you did the staff.. it looks almost natural What a cunt she is.. My phone changed 'gave' to 'have' fuckin Steve Jobs This meme, isn't it only said around 3 times? No NSFW; Bad! **Google!??** Trade one anti-privacy organization for the biggest anti-privacy organization in the world?? I waited longer than I should've for the lower half to load. why is Ethiopian not round like the others Patient zero As a lacrosse player, my jimmies are beyond rustled. Ok let's go. Both teams already playing better than Germany yesterday. "large leech looking things" Still showtime on the Q Jumped? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Nooooo... ** ** Goddamn ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Wait, a doctor opens up a vapor shop next to his office. The doctor then advises his patients who smoke to switch to vapor and tells them about the uber-convenient shop next door. My car back from the mechanic. It's been two weeks Texas is screwing me on whiskey But... 74 is 2 times a prime number why are you suggesting me to burn my computer??? Depends, are you supporting US or Belgium? [](/flutterdashsmooch) - Study Swedish ノ( ノ) I needed all the frames! Back in some prank thread, I saw the link to request Mormon missionaries. My buddy was out with a twisted ankle ( ) so I decided to send them to him. A few days later, he's losing his shit in Facebook because his brother let them in and left them in the living room where he was sitting. He was too much of a bitch to tell them to leave, so he got an earful. Glorious, 10/10 I'd recommend this prank to anyone Screw off. That username Ho scaricato la app per iPhone ma non hanno aggiornato la risoluzione per iPhone 5... Ci sono ancora le barre nere sopra e sotto! A topolì, che combini? Son passati due anni! > I feel like my face looked like his when I was laughing I've tried this and have got my shirt stuck, at the same time my mum walks past me. There's me standing there with my shirt closed between the door... The rum tum tugger ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Too bad! GTFO! but anything that can adapt to us... could become better ┌( )┘ Because it's Texas! That opening paragraph Yes. Evaporated feet are a hilarious experiment... Am I being trolled here? LOL. I just used everything and...he...gained health? Never fails. Pop the hood to check the oil and suddenly there's expectant men every which way wanting to help the damsel in distress. "This your daddy/brother/boyfriend's truck, hon?" Yeah, because they certainly put programmers to fix tooltips... ( ) As a Dutchman, this annoys me slightly. ooc: Is that....lighter fluid next to him? OOC: ┬─┬ノ( ノ) No matter if you park in riversdale, nutana, or bedford (all free) it's still a walk downtown. You'll just have to suck it up or join said cult. I used to think tiger knee meant the same as DP too ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) IBAS A DECIR QUE ME VA A LEER LOS LABIOS? I wish I could stand watching these... Oh dear /facepalm. I must have been **really** tired when I posted. My model # is 9020 T -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Your spelling is making me very angry ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ##ಠ_ಠGoing to call le Ron Paulerz ಠ_ಠ xDDD ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Xp >( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) gob shiggity worn me before that trigger new friend ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ( ノ) Just noticed Masterson's ERA of 5.17 - pfft amateurs 20 year streak, try cheering for a team that has a 106 year streak and counting. wine... I did know where it was! If you read the description I found this hole earlier today silly ... Stick it up their ass His twitter profile page says he's an nfl qb. What a talented guy Suspicious My body is ready ** ** Why does this piece of shit have a wikipedia article? I was pretty drunk :( And im bad at patience Well you didn't answer my question at all, and instead told me a bunch of irrelevant stuff. Sounds like they need to go back to kindergarten to be with their own kind What would his bra size be anyway? (I dont even want to think of the panties ) Wut? I don't have 8.1 yet, does it have a proper filesystem support? After I switched from Android to WP, one of the most annoying things was the lack of it. I copied some files to my phone, and the apps that should be able to open them couldn't even see them, and I had no option to browse files and tell the app "look, here it is, now open it!". A workaround I found was to upload the file online and then download it on my phone, but that's a rather horrible workaround. And if I want to open a file in two different apps, I have to download it twice. I got killed by a knife, supposedly, from a guy that was at least 100M away the other day... indeed Said the Nazi... Robot bullshit, right. Say no more Hasn't anyone here played WC3? Facebook *IS* a social network app ** ** Sounds like a classic case of loser denial No...just no. Outside of childhood, 3 months. I had just finished a long contract on a cruise ship, and I just found a cheap furnished place in the Bahamas and did nothing. By the time I left, the bartenders on the beach knew me by name and had started giving me a lot of free drinks. I had become that white guy every tropical beach has and I was ok with that. I was like a skinny John Candy from "Cool Runnings". rubiks cube as a weapon was my idea It's funny because all except one can be easily done with iCloud ( ) Mind blown? 16 up votes and 30 comments . You've been playing for a month and have both PD and Cupid? I hate you. I'll truly never understand the outrage directed at Blurred Lines. Fuck me, there have been thousands of nastier pop songs over the past few decades. It's ridiculous I think you have replied the wrong comment ? I usually collect my friends phones when we watch a movie or say "If I see you sitting on your phone while we watch a movie, I will backhand you so hard that it will leave my skin texture on your face" . Nothing is more annoying when you invite people to watch a movie and they are sitting on the phone all the time Thats about 3months worth for me Wasn't last year a poster or a calendar... My cousin sings this EVERY. FUCKING. TIME. we're on a road trip. The kid actually goes from 100 to -100. Did you hear him say how he KNEW he would be in the big leagues had he just kept playing?!? Oh, that pesky hindsight. The Auburn picture has brown hair. I..um..no thanks... Yes, didn't think anybody would notice Thanks for the reminder. I can't wait to think about this on my camping trip this weekend Fabulous Ferd is up to his old tricks again "Accidentally" This is awkward. Dude. ...what? Slendy... *Or will he* why is this link purple Oh god... gut knife La méthode est la même, pas le mouvement. -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Mother fucker! He holding out on all the good Cool Peach Strawberry Blood Orange! Great tutorial. Thanks. Needs to be stickied... This was listed under the Entertainment sub header ┬─┬ノ( ノ) TLDR: they are trying to make e-sports appear more legitimate by dividing players by gender like in other sports. Srsly ( ). I don't appreciate that thumbnail Huh. No one's that bad at attracting women.....are you? Yeah he says he will do anything "Anything at all" yet he can't even bother to give /u/em_ef_er some reddit gold. No ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That is just terrible Ukrainian army downvotes the truth Why are your tools named after Seinfeld characters why am i aroused I saved it to wordpad for quick use. I saved the as well. Does anyone else look at this pic and feel like she's staring into your soul? uhm... okay Lift 3 times? oh god # ┬─┬ノ( ノ) OOC: ಠ_ಠ Looking at it again I actually think I see what you're talking about (on the right side) and it doesn't look like Ingrown hairs anymore. More like industrious fox, am I right? I am the walrus. I figured out which 'mod' it was, Dragonborn. Make me I see you Your kids aren't your friend. You are not their friend. You are their parent, guide them. Was waiting in line for food and this guy and his kid walk in. The kid is an absolute shit the entire time and in a demanding spoiled voice, "I want a cheeseburger! I want tater totts!" Kid goes and sits at a table, dad says, "don't go anywhere-" and then trails off. He then offers his kid a milkshake, a treat and the kid says in a pissed off condescending tone like his dad was the biggest idiot, "I want a soda!" I gave that kid the biggest are you fucking serious face when we made eye contact and the little shit went and sat down and was quiet the rest of the ordering. What the hell is wrong with you dad?! That kid deserved at least a spanking and taken out of that store, no reward, no treat. at worst the kid deserved a backhand. seriously discipline your spawn. You're embarrassing and raising shitty people. t ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Cappuccino? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) &#3232;_&#3232; ^^ -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Not for the fish. That look in his eyes before he gets shot. So I asked at a state store and they were able to order me some Appleton 12 for $33. Looking forward to that. They said you can get anything from them and it's all on their web site. However the Appleton 12 isn't on their list so . Not sure if athletic or just really friggin' skinny. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Dude I have to live here ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Sex with your mom? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) By the title of the video I don't think that stuff is paint.. ATM machine. I catch your drift ┬─┬ノ( ノ) please respect tables ( ) Tell me the truth... Did the dog smell your shoe and pass out? ....no... ( ) lol I'd do that without being drunk Wait but you still decided something, even though you claim to be indecisive. Anyone else thinking Ron burgundy in a telephone booth I was photoshopping an umbrella. Do not question my usage of time I am the walrus. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You are very lucky the warlock didn't pick a Sacrificial Pact and killed you instant with it, since Jaraxus is a demon an can be sacrificed! The top picture says "Additional income?" and I was very confused at that, until I realized it wasn't a massage picture. That's impossible Nun ja mein Führer, hätten Sie in Tonics investiert, wäre das nicht passiert. Hello left nut Reddit just went full retard on me ಠ_ಠ [](/blakeboston) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ What is anal like? For the guy that is... Is it just a stinky dick? ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ノ( ノ) Tables are awesome. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ[](/brokenheartbear) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) >> People makes tons of funny pictures with their corpses....................... [](/cchuzzah) - Study Swedish ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ [](/success)[](/success)[](/success)[](/success) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (ﾉಠ_ಠ)ﾉ INVINCIBLE (ﾉ )ﾉ Can confirm, Arkansan here, judgin the fuck out of you. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ )╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) C'mon, It's not that easy ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Hahahaha... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) No. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Actually, before I became relativity active on this subreddit, I had a bit of a fear of posting on reddit at all. It seemed like there were just so many people who were just itching to shoot others down, and everyone just downvoted you for having different opinions then them. I mean, even in learning orientated subs, (r/learnjapanese, I'm looking at you ) you get a lot of negativity, so my thanks to r/animefigures too, for showing me that reddit has plenty of nice, helpful people who enjoy a good discussion as much as I do. for some reason this standalome version never got released on xbox one. only pc a d ps4. op are you a history buff or a racist? 24 here. Certainly don't have it figured out ┬─┬ノ( ノ) So, let's post it to Reddit so *more* people have to endure it! Mine too, rage intensifying... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Ah yes, nothing like being an immature bitch and wanting to smash someone's console, cause theyre being an immature bitch Lerry Fedora ┬─┬ノ( ノ) January 21st is also my birthday ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) **DID YOU JUST CALL ME FAT??** Read the sidebar - NSFW must be tagged. I'm watching you You're trolling... (╯ ）╯︵ (?|?) ( ) The best is when cyclists ring their bell while riding on the sidewalk, expecting me the pedestrian to move out of the way. Of course, like most people, my first reaction isn't to dodge something I can't see behind me, it's to stop and turn around to see what that ring was about, resulting in them crashing in to me. Thanks... I'm the blonde. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Setting is from zanilla the rest are either like soft remix or radiance ┬─┬ノ( ノ) "Failed Miserably" That was awesome! ##Mod me fagit Their suction cups have tiny teeth too [*i shagged ur mum m8* **me 2 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)** ~~nice meme~~ `` ``](//#iphone) ⏫⏪2⃣2⃣⏪⏪↖️↖️ 🇺🇸😜✌️✌️✌️↖️↖️↖😁😁😁😠 ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Narration by Dame Judi Dench. Cap isn't even aiming at the cue ball Unfortunately I've seen them all There was a post about a year ago asking "what is something really gross about women that would freak men out"... Something along those lines. The top comment was that pretty much all the women agreed that they rarely wash their bras, maybe once every few months, if even. So, we ALL are kindred spirits! And if someone claims they wash them after every use... I would assume they're probably lying. Is that a Duralast battery, and does it really say **USED BATTERY**? I take it the 4Motion TDI won't be coming to the US? (See how much I get my hopes up?) My hometown. ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Ooh a liar! I can't believe anything ALSO, I saved 10 bucks when going ahead and buying the finishing grinder. So... It's well worth it ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I'm about to turn 9 weeks and have a stupid virus myself. I feel like a$$ :( One good thing came up today. I had my 1st prenatal and told my doctor about my constant nausea. He was concerned so I ended up with a prescription for Diclectin. Crossing my fingers for some relief, seeing as it's been ongoing since just before Fathers Day Thanks, came here for this..I was excited for a weird drug culture movie. Then I was livid when I saw the trailer. "At 24% she can control her genes." Stfu ** ** Nanobots. Kinda late OP I gave some dude on tf2 some weapons since he was kind of new, next two hours non stop asking me for shit all the time just removed him from friend list. I kept telling him I gave him like 10 free weps and he should be happy. Keeps asking for my sniper hat shit I gave you stuff already earn it your self if you want more shit like everyone else. I had nobody help me when I started he should be happy I even bothered. kind of regretted helping him out makes me think twice now to be honest, this happen a month ago. Hooray for first past the post elections. "There is a new .. head of household .. Sunday .. 8pm .. " As soon as I saw Daisy all I could think of was "Hi I'm Daisy!" (ಠ ͜ʖ ಠ) (ಠ ͜ʖ ಠ) Well that definitely sounds like it's a bad thing ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ ）╯︵ (¿|¿) The irony being that the Reichstag would have **loved** the kind of spy powers the NSA has I'm usually an equal opportunity molester in my dreams. It's a bit different in that when I have sexual dreams about women, it's mostly sappy, head-over-heels in love, you complete me, can't keep my hands/mouth to myself, let's spend eternity together, rainbow unicorn levels of euphoria; whereas when I have sexual dreams about guys, it's more like 'yo, lemme touch that thing'. Honestly, I have no idea if it's unusual. Oh, no haha, what happened in Monsters Inc was an accident...... .... ಠ‿ಠ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Something related to the MCSO? Ok, I'm just trying to make a point no reason to be a dick about it. I love the idea of rust but I don't like how nothing is safe and anyone who is better then you will always be better then you, and they will constantly raid you if you are new to that server. Like I said, the integration would work because servers can limit the use, expensive to make, and allow you to rebuild. seriously I know you don't like it, I see your point but no reason to be an ass about it. ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ This saying has been everywhere for years... Where have you been... ... I'm... I'm so confused. With the face he's got going on he look's more like a SARGTHHHNT. Or there's the possibility you just took a picture of me sleeping Sorry, but are you saying your auto-correct corrected wrong? I can also relate to you. I am a guy and I have a very high sex drive. I have been with my SO for four years and we are also past the honeymoon stage. I love her very much but I am afraid she thinks I only want her for sex sometimes. I really hope my sex drive fizzles out and slows but it has yet to. The conservative dream ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I'd like to ask the same thing to you. Liking anime alone doesn't make you a neckbeard Buy it on 1st of November, it will be on sale. I'm not quite that age for testing or APs yet, but have been proficient at math all my life, and do well with it. I was tutoring a rising 3rd grader over the summer through the library, and I sat there staring at two digit subtraction and could not do it by hand. This poor kid was waiting for me to help, and I actually had to put subtraction aside for a bit and go back to addition Aaahhh too bad your package is not Skyworld . I need that sport and movie package though. Ok let me clear this thing up, when i told u am gonna share my HBO GO n SHOWTIME am gonna share my whole DIRECTV acct, so u get the idea how this trust gonna work? :wink: How do we know this isn't her talking? Yeah! Seriously thanks for that, got a steal.. Even the guys at J&S were like when I told them how much I got it for. Ordered a spine protector for it too. Their mud is really nice and not full of parasites and bugs. But I'm sure you could do it at home if you wanted to I've seen some bukakke videos and I'll tell you hwhat..some guys have no problem sticking their cock in the mouth of a girl drenched in semen [](/dashieshyhug) - Study Swedish (ﾉಠ_ಠ)ﾉ Elephants Guide Me (ﾉ )ﾉ Dat comparison You leave godaddy to start. ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Dear god, yes! Someone else thinks so, too! There used to be one that said something along the lines of, "Help, I don't know where I am, it's dark, and I hear laughing!" I immediately 'd (the face is now a verb). I almost stopped eating at Taco Bell because of it. Yeah, don't worry about bumming him out and saying no... You already sent him nude pics that he can fap away to. I've had so many problems with this game. I reinstalled it 3 times. I even had it lock up during the credits (before it triggers your last achievement). FYI, it's centripetal acceleration. Centrifugal force doesn't exist in this sense (it is used in some physics). Centrifugal superchargers are frustrating You still get the *""* in the name, maybe someone wants them. Did not expect meeting the opposite of my username on this thread. Question, did you read John Greens book? [Season 4] (#s "Best kiss: Cersei kisses Jamie in the finale ") Kloses look > hanging up his balls ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I sometimes like things I really dont actually like just to see their posts. Maybe your friend was just keeping an eye on Mitt Romney? Maybe he wants to kill him? ~~( )~~. We have to, the water is fresh. *nod nod*. Oh... And it was also on sale from £550.... 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WITH OUR POWERS CONBINED!! I agree. There's no way OP was the first to experience this type of behavior/assault from this guy....warn the neighbors...... I hope you're kidding, because I would really like to see Ned 'hiding' a baby somewhere on himself Is there like a subreddit for horrifying rule34 like this or something, because otherwise there is no excuse for finding this shit Your backyard cup Which do you think it is? but not a day longer Basically he's assuming that everyone here thinks in US Dollars, so he didn't feel the need to mention the currency. Everything is a sleeper No one mentioned they needed to be dead before they get tossed over That was 2 months ago. Hentai bookmarks ༼ つ ಠ_ಠ༽つ 420 PRAISE IT ༼ つ ༽つ He looks like Aubrey Plaza Thanks for getting TF nerfed Link A bit early since the news are like two minutes old, but something is tickling me.. I hate violence but shit like this will make a lot of people angry at the Colombian player and everyone knows what can happen here. Being taxed by a bunch of bureaucrats who don't have peoples best interests at heart? > That'd have better been non-canon/weakened Darkseid I'm shut off; they made the people behind us merge at the front and we became the end although we were the middle! This is gonna be a loooooong day That's not Costa Rica's nickname But what if he does score with a cop ( ) There are a few more 'TOTALLY COOL PIX' watermarks on other photos here. OP, how have you listed the Scott Lynch books that aren't out yet ... are you a wizard? great investment you paid for the abortion? Ok so **A:** Lots of white dudes are into black chicks pls (ﾉ )ﾉ I got so excited when I saw this ノ( ノ) [](/ccpose) - Study Swedish ┬─┬ノ( ノ) And I sat there thinking he was faking.....until I seen the replay So sorry but still ... Just kidding thanks for the reply and start reading creepypasta. First the good girl and hair pulling and now this? > It's Summer time and ***nothing is hard*** Images You'll Also Enjoy... The one with two girls. Jesus Christ, just imagine the *chafing* You see, here in the US we can't claim any ethnic group is typically associated with gang violence, even if it is factual. We have a problem with admitting our problems to ourselves. Our problems always have to be someone else's fault. Got an ethnic group dealing heavily in gang violence and perpetuating the stereotype as cool? Blame it on white people misrepresenting them because we all know white people are naturally racist. I get that people are happy that there will be internet access, but wifi is the WRONG ANSWER! Aargh so frustrating. What the ttc needs is mobile service repeaters so that there is phone, 3g, and lte service underground. It's not hard. They have it in asia and europe. Who was the genius who thought that putting hotspots in a system where, by definition, people move around, was a good idea? That title screen theme music album! Yep!!! I really don't get it DOOM has cheat codes? my life is a lie Great job man! BT sync shows nothing to sync though That was kind of awful. A fan Well that's something Hey, cool it with that "you're in the ACC shit." ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Oh geez. Tell her to get over herself. That's no reason to insult you. Especially when it's not true. Not max yellow, and you're asking for a 420k b/o? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) OD of freedom from that banner I must find her People think I never comb my hair, when in reality, I comb it for like 10 minutes in the morning, to make it look not messy, but it never works ლ( ლ) sure you did ( ) Course ranger watching this from the tree line: Is it really that odd to not want to be around people? I already sub to r/introvert so ;p. "Normal" stimuli can overwhelm some folks. I just never get those people who get their panties in a twist when you tell them that you hate going out. I feel like I know you. **OoC:** do you guys get together and plan how much tragedy there'll be every day? You put a picture of your cats dead body on the internet. I am sure catsby wanted nothing more than that. I don't see why the hell he finds it even necessary to give a warning about nudity at the bottom but never mind the vomiting blood and losing intestines... You can put down artificial turf these days Fuck HOAs Have you ever been on a plane? They go up to 10,000 meters and then stay around there and then go back down (obviously). I think it would be a problem if it were 20,000 meters high. I actually haven't gotten that look yet, typically it's more along the lines of Oh, that's awesome, thanks for saying this really cool thing exists and that I can't see it. Release vlad stacking Warmogs ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Thanks for killing the mood ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Who said it's a "she"?.... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I am looking right now. The kind you get at airshows I misread babes for babies for a second there... > No I didn't. It's right there in my post. You left out the very next sentence! Holy shit did he take a picture if his dead cat...? Wow. When my cat died the last thing on my mind was "better take a pic...gotta get dat karma!" because I was too busy crying my eyes out. [](/ccpose) - Study Swedish *I hate you all* Nothing's impossible if u try hard enough ┻━┻ ︵ ┻━┻ ︵ ┻━┻ ︵ ┻━┻ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┻━┻ ︵ ┻━┻ ︵ ┻━┻ ︵ ┻━┻ ︵ ┻━┻ ︵ ┻━┻ What happens in Vegas doesn't always stay in Vegas. In fact, sometimes it follows you home against your will and refuses to give you a divorce Upvote for FUEL! Even if it has a backwards cover insert...and a depressingly small city in the middle of the desert. I spent SIX REAL LIFE HOURS driving from the top part of the map down to the desert just to see Dustbowl City...only to find one. Single. City. BLOCK. . Wat ┬─┬ノ( ノ) So you didn't know if it was on but you tried to tell someone else that it wasn't not knowing that you yourself are the incorrect one The lights on his back ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That isn't logic, it's doublethink. It's a very important distinction; my mom believes that the President lied about NOT being born here in to get the Fulbright Scholarship to study at Columbia (for his undergrad... ). At the same time, she believes that he was born in Kenya, and that his Hawaiian birth certificate is forged. Maybe they were *involved*. Hobby lobby You know what's more bad ass than that... flygon. Wait....Two-Year Club and only at 11 comment karma...with all of those comments ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Why does it have that many views? "How do I do that" is the most common reply to the most basic of instructions I think you might need a new pair of shoes *Especially* eye rape. You know, where a womyn is walking down the street in her short skirt and showing all her cleavage (hey its hot you shitlord). And some fucking male cis shitlord looks at you, and then you feel violated, alone, afraid and traumatised, so much so that you have to head home to get onto Tumblr and let the world know that you're a victim and "this shit has to stop". Once you have milked all the sympathy you can, you go back to telling people about your self diagnosed Autism and how "ablists" dont have a fucking clue how hard your life is Did he drink 10 year old pepsi? My cat is just as gross. She follows me into the bathroom and tries to peer between my legs. She's fascinated by the toilet. Tennis... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) This is bothering me way more than it should. "The worlds first collaborative computer" ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Only one thing to say... Dayum ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) The mark of Satan Took advantage of kids ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ‿ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Knowing things- you gain meaning in life through realizations, the culmination of which is No! Never say that to anyone, that's mean! ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Well in that case..... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) At minute 2:21 Yesssss that combo is beautiful. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) A questo ha risposto anche Christian Ice con il suo video Odio il Kebab ┻━┻ノ( ノ) 'Doing my own thing' ┬─┬ノ( ノ) "Me and my friends" Just dont take an Android phone, they might mob you. Um, I do live nearby... Why do you ask? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) /u/PleaseRespectTables ノ( ノ) I saw this comment and was like "maybe it was just a really shitty cell phone pictu....oh.... " /u/PleaseRespectTables ノ( ノ) I got this for you I hate you so much with this stupid dickbutt. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Crab *legs* That sounds like a bucket for something else...... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Why do I always look at these amazing posts when I'm starving!? "Puzzling" I see your username My mom said to me that running is bad for a woman's reproductive system. She then proceeded to start crying because I took up some light running. My mom is weird. hey m8 wat the fuck m8 Yes, it would definitely be a sad day if they left the scene, I'm really hoping for a return to their previous form. Funnily enough, I seem to have a fairly strong impression of Fnatic vs Gambit matches being extremely one-sided in favor of Fnatic in the past (S3) and rather frustrating to watch as a Gambit fan...unless of course that is why you enjoyed watching those matches so much Real Christian comment ┬─┬ノ( ノ) The 'd' from his 'dad'? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ( ) /u/PleaseRespectTables ノ( ノ) My finger... Retard troll is retard why does everyone say to put a serious tag. if the joke answers are the ones that get upvoted, then obviously they're the posts that the majority of people want to see (ﾉಠ_ಠ)ﾉ Elephants Guide Me (ﾉ )ﾉ Hahaha that is funny THEY DID IT AGAIN. And when they finally turned the audio back on, they cut away almost immediately. I... I can run Minecraft on my 3-year-old laptop. I hate dealerships that do this. Last time I bought a car the sales guy promised me they'd remove the sticker - when I took delivery he said "My boss wouldn't let me" Weird ( ) "3rd Party Used" ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I've seen a baloney bypass, which failed, resulting in a baloney amputation. Xbox pause. Xbox play. Then title stays. Hope they fix that bug. Almost every time. I've got 3 liquids hanging around that just aren't the same. ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ... In? Hopefull she doesn't have MAC and FRANK next.. Shamalamamamon twist: it was his pubes You know it's not illegal to have sex with daughters of police officers, right? Unless you're implying rape, in which case: *Cringes* Too soon This happened to me the first time I smoked medical. I was three bong hits into some sour diesel I had acquired. As I was contemplating a fourth hit I realized I had been sitting there for almost 20 minutes. In the process I had just scattered everything on my table trying to pack another bowl. I then proceeded to deep around my house at 1mph for the next four hours. Failing to open a sliding glass door and other simple tasks. It was great! Happy I was at home and not out though. That could have been really bad Usually when I make these random ass comments they just get ignored. I'm surprised you answered and also that it's at -12 points ...Wut?!? On behalf of every customer service worker ever: Wait a second… I posted a beautiful video of my first vagrant last week and like 4 people saw it (͡ ) They traded Ray Allen for Marburg in the draft The ones. The ONES. Nice work, internet detective. Where and who the hell is teaching this? Is it USA thing? First time I see such a statement, in Europe "blue blood" is a royal blood, not a fucking color. Why wouldn't you include the resistance, though? ノ( ノ) That took me way too long. > ###**ಠ_ ** The dodge viper is literally my favourite car, I'm extremely jealous right now Your battery ... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Ima a straight guy, sorry for your inconveniences Hahaha thanks. Unfortunately they're the straight cabled. I have them bound up with duct tape near the middle hah, this is like some sort of a carebear ^^. During my final exams, I had a classmate saying that "During the studying period, masturbation is not good at all because it "drains" your brain cells and you lose all your concentration." He even proceeded telling people to stop masturbating for at least a MONTH prior to the exams... Why can't you just remember and tell them on Friday. Why is there a TL:DR in a 3 line sentence Well, many people (like myself) want Virtual Reality for 20+ years... So yeah, it IS late. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) did they molest you OP??? -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) "Why weren't you there? You missed out!" UM WELL INVITE ME NEXT TIME THEN Eat a banana for masturbating. Oh now I see I haven't gotten anything Looking at you, Skyrim Taking Os or Ns? Trust me man I did my best. This is what happens when you have a 50+ year old in charge of press releases and social media.. -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) This should be everyone. Our neighboring fire department has a marked Prius for the shift commander. I remember the first Bungie day...it doesn't feel like it was 7 years ago but I do feel like Something especially special should've happened since it's the seventh anniversary With black face painted on the front... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I just click the buttons GIFF SUNSFAN & SYNDEREN MMOs are hard... oh wait Imagine a tombstone with on it ( ) Hey why did you ask if you were gonna check ( ) What have I done? ^^Your ^^Chansey's ^^name ^^is ^^quite ^^weird ^^in ^^your ^^Need/Want ^^List ^^ So what OP is saying is that they knew they were reposting old material... \ ノ( ノ) just watched it... reading the bible... dick in bible... money shot at end... goes back to reading the bible and drips cum onto the word of the lord. Not sure why my dick is hard by this How did I do that so fast? I have to say, my hubs has the patience of a saint. Since getting pregnant with #2, I have not had a lot of energy, won't eat meat unless there is a specific craving, and to top it off, I have a virus that's taking forever to clear ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) - "So he's super smart and awesome and a secret agent as well as an inventor and generally badass?" I watched that whole thing for only one run by lynch OOC: Really?! It wasn't all shit. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Free to play deck? You had Ysera ಠ_ಠ I'm not really comprehending the menu/waitress one. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You must be new at this. ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ It's not a matter of age it's matter of attitude you can't say that everytime someone rages it's a 12 years old behind the monitor some young people actually know how to play best example is Best Riven NA who is 15 i believe, but those kids you've met have some issues if they are raging at such a young age ┬─┬ノ( ノ) WTF did I just watch / \ Haven't you seen Stargate? I don't think this photo is low-res enough. Ass boobs? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) What if i dont wanna? I mean after all, you are a sandwich. I could just eat you... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Apparantly /r/sexwithdogs is a thing. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Arty Ficial? Did you even read it Shall he cut your bush with his Sword or what? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Is this actually advice from that magazine? And...pepper corn, right? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I can't comment on the other options, but for years I went to games with a green (cheapest) parking pass, and the experience is great. It's a tad farther than the other parking zones, but as long as you are in reasonably good health the walk is not long at all. Plus the walk back after the game is great for singing the fight song with your fellow redskin fans after our inevitable victory (I've got my eye on you, giants boy ). I would suggest getting to the parking lot ~3+ hours early to get a good parking spot (parking closer to the end of the rows makes leaving a hell of a lot easier after the game) and to tailgate. that link i purple, and I've never visited that site before... 30 years... I know this is the internet, but easy tiger... :)....... And even better when each letter by its own mean something! Oh god it took me a couple seconds to process that logo, Alien Blue master race! I mean, come on- there's a button. >On a different note I like how one of the scenes in this poem is him waking up on a beach, which is the opening scene for Inception, which is about a dream within a dream. ಠ_ಠ anytime! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Wow. Cancelled their kickstarter (probably because they were nowhere near their goal) but "transfer your donation directly to us!" Thats why snowball will miss him. No no! ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Hiccup never fucked the dragon. lol I love having my tummy swell so it looks like I'm 5 months pregnant every time I eat something cross contaminated because people don't think it's a real thing -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Please respect the tables. You played settlers of catan 5 times in one night? How long was this night? Im not sure if im adopted. Im black my moms white and my dads not around... ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ( ) what is with ? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) noooooooooooo.....but I need it NOW. I knew it, Caitlyn is secretly (a) COP......... "shot" ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ - N0tail TP support your carry quick. Massage required hanging chads ┬─┬ノ( ノ) PC CD-ROM? ugh, I've been that guy. She just blurted out "Oh god don't tell me I have to teach you?!" I just wanted to crawl under a rock and die. Still had a great night. But that one moment still haunts me ( ) Sheesh, I didn't know that Hitler subscribed here ✧ﾟ･:*ノ( ノ) Pretty sure surfers don't fuck sharks, either. How did he not have 10k laying around he could use? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You're friends with a guy in a landlocked country that is always cloudy who has never seen the color blue? No mouse pad HE WHO RESPECTS THE TABLES LIVES! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) So often "fan" means "keep doing the same thing or fuck off". Judith sloane is so pleasant , so charming . Wow So trashy you had to send a friend request? ┻━┻ ︵ ノ( ノ) I don't care about everyone else. Just make the 2500km drive quicker for me! ┻━┻︵( )︵┻━┻ That can't be good for your parts ┬─┬ノ( ノ) RIP /u/PleaseRespectTables ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) The last slide is a fucking ad? Nothing will happen. Just took a look at the sub, thanks. Actually pretty sure I'd seen it before (probably why I know the phrase 'Velcro baby'!) but had kind of forgotten about it! Wow some of the stories on there involving pretty old toddlers... !!! ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) This is starting to get to spam levels. I'm stopping now. ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) XxxJeevanxxX sexy ass fuck? I got one beside me [6] ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) How in the hell did you give your guy such a crisp jawline? Mine came out like shit no matter what I did In sitcoms, whenever someone is trying to explain or saying something funny, and the crowd laughing cuts the person off, and they just stand there staring until the crowd stops laughing. LMAO!! I just realized you were the mom I upvoted while everyone else was downvoting you because you told the OP what your experience was as opposed to saying 'don't do that!! It's so dangerous' ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) What a git. Reply-to-all " " ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That comment train took a nasty turn Why did you being that one back up Wat? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) this really bugs me, if the data values range from 30-70 why would you only indicate anything between 40-50? I'll join. My body is ready. I see you've done your research. . . Small rant. It's my 16th day of continuous, dedicated keto (after 2 previous half-assed attempts earlier this year). I was down 13.2 pounds Sunday (even though I've been on my period for like 9 days ) and I was stoked. Woke up yesterday, +1 pound. Woke up today, +1.5 more pounds! I feel super bloated and giant so hopefully it's freakish end-of-period water weight and I get a whoosh when it finally freaking stops. I've been chugging water all day at work and peeing probably every 20 minutes. Get out water! okay ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You'll get one right in the ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Wait, it's illegal to be naked outside elsewhere? Even on your own property? {( )} This is one of the most disturbing things i have ever seen... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Legs... both. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Get out. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) If anyone from the Vikings fanbase says TB, we're going to fight That we cut off legs to make people fit in caskets ( ) (╯ )╯︵ ┻━┻ r/immobile ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) SPOILERS, BRO. ┬─┬ノ( ノ)     German players right now GO TO NEW SECOND HALF THREAD Wait.… I may have to upvote you but I don't have to like you. Not that much different than playing BF4 online then. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) " " These are the same people that use both lanes(I mean drive right in the fucking middle) of the on ramp while the rest of us are trying to get up to speed too ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Well thanks for remembering us... America is in it most years too Hey guys, let's judge Holmberg on 1.5 innings of major league baseball. "just" this haunts me ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ You don't know what you are missing not going with a band of rings!! You could just try banana peppers. :) Seriously that's what it was supposed to be. The day that the invented the touch keyboard was the day my typing went to shit. I even tapped on the word banana...so wth. I think /u/PleaseRespectTables was banned. I'm unflipping every flipped table I find in this subreddit in solidarity. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Haha sounds like a great time. If they're legal of course ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) I don't get it how is this an "epic" rant. The only thing I see in this video is a guy almost about to cry while telling us that he's gonna revoke us from listening to metal. (ﾉಠ_ಠ)ﾉ Billy "The Metal Enforcer" Kasper (ﾉ )ﾉ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Please, stop flipping tables. You are making my it harder to track all the flipped tables in this subreddit. ^I'm ^not ^actually ^unflipping ^every ^table ^I ^find. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) wat (☞ )☞ Toy story You killed me ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Sounds easy, just don't understand how the people get it onto youtube in the first place ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┻━┻︵ ლ( ლ) (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( )^no (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ ） ╯ ︵ ┻━┻ (╯ ）╯ ︵︵︵ ┻━┻ During? Thanks for that advertisement video which had no actual content. ....on a completely unrelated note, wash your clothes. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That or stabbed. What's with black kids being the thumb nail for this? Or I wonder if it's the huge upkeep of rides and their safety protocols so no one dies. Or the huge amount of electricity they pull in, or the cost of new rides, or the cost of store inventory and people who steal. But yeah, 80 dollars HOLY SHIT WHAT A RIPOFF. Here's an idea if it's such a ripoff don't go. Reading this on the toilet Dude really!?! Is this how it's going to be. I don't steal your customers. Sir, if in the future this subreddit will be nothing but captioned images like /r/gaming, remember that it was *you* to post the very first one . ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I'm home visiting my parents for a few days and my mum just said this verbatim....and that I am expected to be out of the house while she's here so my presence doesn't make the cleaner uncomfortable -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) I grew up with Brits. Great dogs. The first Brit was an amazing family dog. Our second one was an asshole who would pop all my kickball balls. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) > EDIT: REPUBLICANS ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ KD trying to get Melo to stay with the Knicks so he won't have to face Kobe + Melo at the same time -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) (╯°Д°）╯︵/ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Happened to me a day ago, on 24 hour cooldown now. -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) If he's not, he's probably considering killing himself. The only reason he hasn't is the kids. Fuck that noise... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Phones are not for children How about this? ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You know... It's pretty fucking sad when I click this and the first thing that comes up is something I've seen before... I've been here too long... It's been fun guys... 7 No one, I think. If not someone have been stalking me What's with the homo hate I am pretty sure you can't fix those. It sucks because sometimes they'll put my entire conference schedule back-to-back in the final 8 games of the season. We'll that was good advice until you gave your background and a picture... ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ NSFW? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Do you ? Wait, what? Don't encourage friendliness? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Not all arabs and jews, just you. Wait a minute... Why isn't there obsidian where the water fall lands on the lava pool?? ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Thanks autobot... She has that perfect school girl look but her boobs were actually a disappointment ...Does it mean we should get Ongamers banned forever so we will have more content ? That's not a very nice thing to say to your dying dad! Hmm yes, where are all the polite and friendly cab drivers like you I like where this is going I think this raises the question what you were doing with your GoPro in/around a toilet to begin with? I don't get why they are hyping the cloth physics so much. I think the jerseys look like shit. It would look better if they weren't a separate layer. Now it looks like their jerseys are glitched out or something. (▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ﾉ )ﾉ└(°ᴥ°)┘ つ◕ل͜◕)つ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)ヽ༼♥ل͜♥༽ﾉ༼ ᓄºل͟º ༽ᓄ (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ヽ༼>ل͜<༽ﾉ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ヽ༼@ل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ('ºل͟º)ノ⌒.[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] Came to say, he's a Bat-bear... then I saw the title ( ) Yes. Just browse this sub. It's a topic every other day. Literally. ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Uhhhhh Shit post Thx Brazil! All my teachers ever taught in that regard was to cough/sneeze into your elbow- then started having gym teams give high elbows instead of high fives My 3 year old drew a path thru the house. With a black crayon. interesting novelty account. Well, I'm out then. This. Yet, the majority of the people make these "what should i do?" posts rather than call first. none of you are are sending help ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Where do you guys get these faces from? I only have this one :/ Have you hidden Clock under the "hide apps" section? This will remove it from control center I did it every other week before i got a girlfriend. we got an acronym for that though: IPH or LBOTP most dutch people will know what I'm talking about Bumping headlines. Someone in this thread is a *potato farmer*. __I don't want to point any fingers.__ ( ) Some people have a good reason for kicking,while others are just dicks.Once I joined a game and some guy asked me:"Your name...Fancreeper????",I responded with:"Yes?" and then he said:"haha go and play minecraft :D" after that he kicked me.Really annoying I used to have a fanfiction binder Where's Texas?? ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) LIES, ONLY YOU WOULD BE TEMPTED! (ノ )ノ彡┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Good, needs to get that weak, punk ass 50cc shit out of here rolling all slow and shit. YOU RIDE HARD AND DEEP OR YOU DON'T RIDE AT ALL> U WOT M8? ( ) Speak english u bloody paki; I cant fukn understand dat shit "Found" I think you convinced me to start playing Key Quest again . Noooooo You shit on your spoons? notice how clean the valve gym is ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) Are you saying that you're so unstable that the act of a person pre-defending themselves would actually *make you more likely to commit a crime* against that person? all that precum ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I hope they also install a light on the womens foreheads so we know if the BC is disabled or not Yes because U.S. MLB is certainly free of any scandals.. So what do these people expect from Baekhyun/Taeyeon? That just because they sat outside their dorms, gave them glue to drink ( ), or gave them gifts that they're automatically entitled to their hand in marriage? I mean, I'm not trying to be rude or offend anyone, but that's a bit far fetched to say the least. I guess I don't really know what I'm talking about though, so anyways, people are mad because the secret messages? Sounds like normal teenage stuff to me, even if they're in their 20s it doesn't sound like a big deal to me. >( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) // ||( ) # Red I confused myself with another post talking about Google Search ( ) I take it amputation is the new reddit craze Yeah we see the dick man. We know you're jacking off to gay porn on your game boy ( ) ( )ノ-■-■ Oh yea there's that $19.00 ≠ €19.99 Me gustaría que esos 10.043 € se dedicasen a cosas más serias que a intentar querellar a Esperanza o Indra. Ya que hay muchas personas en este país están pasando graves dificultades. Y al final no tenemos una certeza que llegue la demanda a su fin. That would be interesting, no one would see that coming. Was looking for one giant mosquito, then realized... ( ) Hey, I can be a lot classier than a hammer, thank you very much What part of "all the way down!" do you not understand I know a die-hard "vegetarian" who eats bird meat because in the shops it doesn't say "meat" but "poultry" ლ( ლ) redditノ( ノ) reddit ノ( ノ) black two lore ノ( ノ) I was going to post "the lore ノ( ノ)", but you quickly edited your comment. What the hell went on in here? reddit and the lore ノ( ノ) ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ノ( ノ) It's sad, but even Bill O'Riley has said he is often *told* to be combative, ultra conservative and interrupt his guest if the guest isn't in line with Fox's agenda, even if he agrees with the guest. dick*s* ( ) There's enough pit bulls in shelters as it is. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Literally? His jugular clasped from too many marijuana injections, therefor depriving the brain of blood. I cry every time... WHEN WILL PEOPLE REALIZE THE DAMAGE!? The way it just falls back in. Cordyceps hits and then the game ends, that would be a twist. Or Alex can fly over and drop them all over the map. He cried? Really? -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Off topic, but please skip Hobby Lobby TIFU by asking the obvious rhetorical question ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ )╯︵ ┻━┻ I know a bisexual named Michael who's in the closet. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ )╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ )╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ )╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ )╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ )╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ )╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) God, I'd hate to see the unedited wording. Who said anything about slapping him with his hands Yes. That's exactly what I said. If you're serious: If you're joking: Bought ford at $.98 and sold at $2.50 thinking I made out like a bandit. I also jumped in on some regional banks, Chinese coal miners, and general energy. I'm not, but my friend is. He has got the hottest GF. He would brag about it before I met her but I really didn't believe him. I meet her and I just stare ( ) because I'm in shock. She is like a mix of Mila Kunis and Megan Fox (5 years ago Megan Fox). His secret, I haven't a clue. It's like Patrick's secret box. /u/belowpovertyline Did you sleep with Pitbull ? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) q( )p We all know how good JJ's defense is Only just noticed the cucumber... q( )p ( ) ლ(ಠ_ಠლ) no pls. kthx. ლ( ლ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) > You misspelt Romulans Partner 3 ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ "Someday we'll be as developed as you" <|> /ῶ\ ... I don't know about anyone else, but playing as a female character gets me a lot of apartment invites of little 12 year old kids wanting to dry hump my female character. Rear That CPU cooler Yeah, it's on me... Ugh even more than it being big, they're a weird shape and, most of all. what if it broke... Not if you have a tub of warm water. Annie the devil himself is the reason for this horrid mess Skipped to it, I second that Montgomery met Stinnett online in a rat terrier chatroom called "Ratter Chatter" I thought that said /r/jailbait Dude, that shit is terrifying when you are a young child, and the seemingly normal old lady that's been sneaking you butterscotch candies from her purse during service starts screaming in tongues, and convulsing all over the church floor. He said first person so you suggested FTL. This is why people hate us why does everything always have to have "Christian" tacked onto it? Leave the real Christians alone :( Cool here's an upvote... *reads comments* downvote. Sooooo november? ﾉ )ﾉ ( ) I've seen that GIF countless times, just realized their on a playground I'm just getting to part two and I read that for the original American Gods TV adaptation Gaiman wanted to spend the ENTIRE first season on Shadow's time in prison.... wut Did that shark just hiss? WAT. *Peanut I don't think it's possible to actually like any of the characters. They are all shit heads. I still liked it too, but then I tend to find the villains or morally ambiguous characters to be the most interesting! The HORROR the word "goop" Or maybe you're chasing the wrong women...works both ways bro...ny I think we should ask Coca Cola for an explanation....... Are you criticizing these images? Been like that for days would be better if there was an 'adaptive' option! > When he dances with the more advanced follows and something goes awry, he blames them for not following well Why U DO DIS TO US KLEENEX WHY?!? Congrats on the br100,I look forward to ramming ur reaver ... Oh, it's kinda cute actually. Like a tribble... ** ** wut . You have a bid... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Bravely Default... Hey, that's not XKCD   I have a problem buying wet shaving supplies and folding knives. I'm looking at you /r/wicked_edge and /r/knifeclub. Absolutely. I mean, if we're not honoring the NFL's tie-breaking rules in a hypothetical offseason /r/NFL subreddit discussion thread, how is this post supposed to have any intellectual credibility? Oh bullshit, are you fucking kidding me Dreadley Pretty sure that needs a Wi-Fi adapter ( ) In one of the missions in AC4 I played the other day, I walked and the dude still didn't keep up with me So... you tie it to your labia? So much effort. What ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Yea 603 ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Please tell me you have a website or sell prints or something. Fellow artist here and you left me wowing. thank you! ( ) So the whole courtroom looked at a picture of a 17 year olds boner and then charged him for child pornography? Agreed . If he didn't come up with the money, you'd be justified keeping it until he did, though. I've always thought of doing random stuff left-handed, but soon forgot about it. Maybe Demar doing it can inspire me to get started ┌( )┘ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Could also be just a big cat fish I had not been born yet. I'm 17 now. ** ** Not sure if ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) or ( )☝ But we can still pee and poo at the same time ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Ganon has been confirmed for Smash 4, before Falcon is what I'm implying I don't have problem with whatever rocks your socks man, but at least tag it NSFW Turns out she is a girl. Well, my fat ass needs the uncensored version. Professional opinion wut As would I! But that's not what my thread is about ;) but I love the idea! I can't think of any way to adapt current models to the lever action design. It'd have to be a totally new model unless we copied the lever action mechanisms from our distant cousins... The BB guns ... dude! not cool Do we need to bring up the boston marathon case again? Wrong comment... I may be a loner but I would probably not be ok with this, at 6' 9" a girl substantially taller than me would be hell, I barely fit on my bed as is This ain't spoiler >(She questioned if, like a high pressure fire hose, is it easier to control if there are a few men in uniform straddling it ) Ur going to need protection from the suns radiation when you reach. That is at least another $0.50 worth of tin foil. We don't have unlimited budget buddy, try again ..... This stupid thing that still gets upvotes. ಠ_ಠ confirmed by rito This isn't a bug ┬─┬ノ( ノ) God dammit. How the fuck do you remember your user id. Yeah community skinners often make skins for the AWP/M4/AK/P90 because people often use those guns, a little unfortunate for the P90 part though. I saw a guy a few games ago with 5500 Stattrak P90 kills. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) dat inventory... ^^^gimmepls Team glaurung "Ballantine’s Brasil – a blend of Ballantine’s with lime flavouring....., Lacassagne said: “Flavour innovation sits very well with Ballantine’s in the premium and super-premium category. It allowed us to open our brand to more consumers." Well not with THAT attitude. It must be... some kind of Hot Tub Time Machine! > Not as deep as OPs mum I expected John Green. I'm with you on the overuse and misuse of apostrophes. What's worse in my mind is the misuse of 'your'. The minute that your in place of you're becomes widely acceptable, I am giving up on the English language. Maybe I'll switch to Esperanza. There is a similar problem with people thinking cannabis oil is a miracle cure for cancer. People cite youtube and blogs as their source How do you not like the taste of water (╯ )╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─ノ( )╯^┬ (☞ಠ_ಠ)☞ ☜( ☜) > > ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ > > the trolls begin That sounds like some arcane dick torturing device ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Oh *yeah*, I'm *sure* Taco Bell is going to make my burritos with buckwheat tortillas, no rice, no beans, grass-fed beef, grass-fed cheese, a bunch of veggies, all cooked in grass-fed ghee and virgin coconut oil and smothered with avocado. No corn, starch, soy, preservatives, MSG. Yup. Sure of it. Totally. Dominos has stuffed crust? Hvorfor har du en mavetaske rundt om skulderen... My rat has gone Nimmo>Elephante>Tuskaninny. I'm just waiting for quiggle I would have called her a pendeja! "I know you aren't glancing your wrinkly ass eyes at me pendeja!". (Then give the bitch stare). too legit The fuck is wrong with you I'm not saying don't use it, I'm just saying I've used it in the past and didn't like it I've never had this happen. Ever. Am I Nintendoing wrong? you're everywhere. also yes, that scene is very Luego llegó un discapacitado y no se pudo estacionar ahi porque estaban las sillas de ruedas Or maybe *in* the Walls? Like rats. Rats in the Walls. But just elves instead of rats. Rat-elves? -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Holy shit that still sounds terrible the worst though is when your FRICKIN PARENTS GET CHEAP BANDAIDS AND THEY STICK TO YOUR WOUND >Luego llegó un discapacitado y no se pudo estacionar ahi porque estaba~~n las sillas de ruedas ~~ un pendejo en el lugar de discapacitados que no se pudo estacionar en otro lugar porque había una silla de ruedas. If your username is anything to go by... I'm getting a bit scared . > > ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That weird farting sound when you get some air up in dat vagina. First time... You knew it happened. She knew it happened. Both continue pretending it didn't happen. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) The only thing I'd seen is playboy. Had to keep poking around until something gave. By the time it was all said and done my Johnson looked like it had been mugged and beat up. if he was dumb enough to not have you pulled from payroll when you quit then his loss I say. But you just had to go and tell him about it... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) What's the name of the dishwashers that are responsible for the filthy drinking glasses at Via Napoli? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Yeah, scary suspense is its own brand of hell (and I actually like the stuff). So fair enough, ha. Dude right? The day may come when I find cringe ಠ‿ಠ instead of , but it is not this day. I have a customer who always gets a decaf pour over with a shot of regular espresso what's the point of that? You have a very fresh hangover face. And I'm also jealous. Very Jelly. Or for more pictures of the design, so that I can extrapolate the layout? I've been considering a cabin for a good while, I guess I must be a horrid person for searching reddit for ideas. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ** ** So it said not in your city? Demand it! So I did. What are te chances they will come? Lol doesn't anyone have a clue ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Its just a whole bunch of words JUST a snuff video... ( ) And what are the guys? Gentlemen? Classy? Reserved? That's definitely good! It's still a good idea to find a spay/neuter clinic though, it's better safe than sorry and it does eliminate the risk of certain diseases. The pros really outweigh the cons. Plus, I'm not sure if you've heard a cat in heat in your home before, but it is a sound I will never ever forget it is truly terrible, haha. They didn't have cameras in the 80s I once woke up and rubbed my GF's mom's ass in the kitchen, GF saw the whole thing and said "David that's not me..." My reaction "Whao!! WAIT! What?! There's 2 of you?" nope it was her mom, we've never been closer togeather literaly. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Not only did I win, but it was my highest score ever! I was gifted several good weapons (including the Glaive Beam which I couldn't properly fit into my load out) and earned a TON of scrap. As you can see, I almost maxed out each system. No other run with that ship has made it past sector 1 ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) With that logic, I'm not a virgin. ( ) I thought that neo liberal shit heads were non-violent? I love gun-toting women! ( ) (ノ** **)ノ ︵ ⊙̲⁀⊙̲ No broken arms? I'm an Ameri-Brit with an American accent. When I do a British accent people say I sound like I'm from....pardon me I'm going off memory here... NorthShire or something with an N and shire at the end and I believe that is up north. I was born down south approx. an hour from London Yeah same here, I always loved toguro just because he's a badass but when they showed the backstory, I liked and respected him so much more. He's so much easier to connect to and his story was actually pretty tragic too, after that he was cemented as one of my favorite characters. Then sensui came along and they gave me his backstory ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Dude, where's my car? [serious] I stared at that for WAY longer than I should've... I had a giggle, then I read on and realized they're real. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I would unsee the Serbian film ┬─┬ノ( ノ) AlienBlue it has a button for this ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┻━┻ ┬─┬ (\ )\┬─┬ So the more evolved ones are now white. Good to know. That username+comment... Catheter. What. Yes, if there's no oxygen. Unless benders can actually transmute elements. A burrito How can you add 9 to 15 and get 32? ( ) (ﾉಠ_ಠ)ﾉ looking forward to wrinkly dongers(ﾉ )ﾉ I remember having this happen with one of my friends when I was younger. My phone would ring, I'd answer, and it'd be calling another friend. Now I realize that someone may have been listening to our conversation. She said you taste like your dad before she did that. Wheres your mouth been I feel the same way! Pink Floyd is making me only listen to them. So Binney works for the Russians. i can make you happy aswell ლ( ლ) 3—————–ノ( ノ) Welcome to gr owing up. That is less than five minutes from my house. You took that picture from the parking lot with the Gamestop and the liquor store. How did I not know about this You should probably start watching your carb intake. This subreddit was so much better last year. They will try and stick it in her poohper <|> /ῶ\ Are people really physically disgusted with disagreement on an Internet forum? Really I imagine there's not a lot of verbal conversations these days compared to the past but *HUGE* security breach with this. Companies have payment options available over the phone now and require you to enter it with touch tones verbally speaking the credit card number. How about you shut the fuck up bitch tits ( ) I forget my birthday every damn year and since I am me means I'm pretty significant to myself. I'm a massive cunt for doing this for 21 years now ( ) Wow. I love when people own small breeds that are plagued with spine issues and doomed to suffer a painful decline into death. What is the fascination reddit has with the Corgi? They're garbage. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I managed to avoid my SILs showers (both of her showers were for her one baby ) by being out of town, so that was good. Breaking bad is more of a "reality show" than lost is I have never seen this flag before Today I learned I learned well i bet you got something to hide ( ) your browser history. I was eating Taco Bell when I opened that. ~~ ~~ Why not chicken to make chicken broth? Are you a keto vegan ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ...nut...sack? ಠ_ Or a sideways shlong filling up to the brim I was afraid that was the case. I hoarded Amped Kraber cards in G8 so I could make G9 easier, and then this happened ಠ_ಠಠ_ ಠ I actually find this to be pretty arousing. Please don't hate me ( ) ( ) ( ) ...( ) I work in a wharehouse where we enter the location of the goods manually in the system. Sometimes my boss sends me an email with screenshots from our system stating that I should delete the locations. Like...if he screenshotted the shit he could have deleted it himself ( ) Why did I click on that? why wouldn't you just link the site SMT: Strange Journey. Because DS games have no region lock. ಠ_ owls are looking at you ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Wildlife? In Whittier? suits even more then ლ( ლ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (☞ )☞ ┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘┌( )┘ Misread that as friends ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ Not sure if I feel or ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Blue waffle....... Germany wins unless Messi has 2-3 insane plays :D but I will take the rito points if you don't want them. Good luck and have fun ye gambling swabbies! I jumped to alien blue. I hate it, but it doesn't crash. Plus it has the button. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Try Disney in hold music, it is always some random, obscure or basterdized versions of songs from your favorite movies... As a former Disney Tavel agent we had to endure it for hours each day. (Think a pop techno regge version of its a small world after all ) Any more of your lip and Germany might help you get an [Irrelevant statistics] of your own Wait what? ITT: ( ) Sending nude pictures isn't cheating? You forgot: OOC: This comment, for example. ( ͡ °) I don't like telling people what to do, so my parenthetical comment is an attempt to appear to not be doing exactly what I was doing. I met a woman who only went for 6 ft tall Korean guys who could speak Spanish and were devout Christians. Then I suppose its only fair, you can touch my balls: <|> /ω\ How does a film student afford a mini teach me No. I just contributed to the subreddit for a while in the past. But thanks for letting me know you went through my post history. Or James harden at PG He told me i was 'too young' to start using it, I'm 20. That can't be good for blood flow...unless it's always har..... OK then, how about bing it or yahoo it! ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Get turned down by a dog owner there buddy? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) I appreciate the clarification. Although my college major was English, I graduated in 1972, and rules have changed over the years. And, truth be told, I was trolling OP a bit simply because it was a really lame joke. Has Tesla joined the reddit pantheon of narwhal, bacon and ? We need a new shirt. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) 12… WORDSノ( ノ) Hey! WORDSノ( ノ) WORDS Im pretty sure a ferrari isnt the best vehicle to drift with on local streets. Oversteer and understeer can result in you know that . Wow, my dad came home with a 2500, but it didn't have some feature he wanted to he swapped it out and I didn't look again > Why were you having sex with your motorcycle and what does Kevlar have to do with it ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Holy shit... I guess that's what being a product of inbreeding gets you: utter retardation. That's not even a straight up "women" thing (and fuck me, that's like the first time I've ever said that...) -- she is just straight up fucked. Or not, because holy shit any guy who puts his dick near something like that is just ASKING for a false rape charge and a Lorena Bobbit fiasco Thanks for the motivational message Throbbing-Clitoris I just gifted you gold accidentally trying to give it to /u/haywoodg —————–E ノ( ノ)SELLING PITCHFORKS 1 for $15.00 That one was arguably the worst of the roasts #1 vs. #2 or #3 My post is bad and I feel bad. My sights still have to be bought but yeah idk what to really go with. Thanks kind stranger for making me feel like a dumbass from /r/weekendgunnit. I feel like I had been zapital carried without consent -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) :D Wow, this is kinda legitimately creepy. I was confused for a second though. Like, "oh she doesn't look *that* bad; she's actually kinda ho– OH. I get it " It's 4 in the afternoon here ( ) Exposed! First girlfriend and I needed privacy, found it at the park, in a fresh porta-potty. It was fine at first but our continued visits made me realize more and more we were desperate horny teens... At least after it had been there a week during a California summer. Therefore we settled on using her parents garage for our fun... Mako looks pissed at us about Korrasami. This need to be made. Du...du hasst...du hasst mich Grandpa? how did you know they're sitting in the same fucking room ? 6th sense ? 5 stacks = guaranteed win. wow I found a cockroach there once in my laksa, ummm Hairy Cane Justin ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Awesome! I'm glad you went windowless though. Because them noctua color schemes (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Looks like wards are coded as minions too ┬─┬ノ( ノ) haha ill just use ლ( ლ) next time then :) (ಠ_ಠ(ಠ_ಠ(ಠ_ಠ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ಠ_ಠ)ಠ_ಠ) ) I don't like how his necklace is staring at me. Perhaps he had been in a horrible accident and he had a lip transplant... We're the softer than most lips? ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) so i assume we could have really really small sunglasses with these Better be the sugar-free ones notepad isnt working for me, im just getting the "" ¬’ËjÃ0E÷…þƒ˜}-;}PBälJ!ÛÖý E" stuff. Unless thats what i need to get And then break her arms? Was in my basement and realized touching myself felt really good, then some stuff came out (I knew about cumming before hand) and in all my astonishment the only words that came out of my mouth were "Today, I am a man." *cringe* I was 12. *** *** but, but it doesn't go around your waist ( ) It possibly being drugs only reinforces my point about rehabilitating someone instead of "cutting open his stomach with a box cutter and let him watch himself die from blood loss and shock." i could imagine his normal self be horrified of what he did so id see it being worth the try. It should always be worth the attempt to recover a life. There's one other world famous musician in attendance today who I see missing from this list Why is this making me hard How are his balls not hurting. /╲/\╭( )╮/\╱\ This would mean the *only* ones who got to date people would be 14 year olds? Everyone above or below that age would only get to date even older people. Looks like the Black Plague in there ┬─┬ノ( ノ) WHOA WTF You lazy mofo. Well, I would consider that *leading him on*. I mean obviously if you tell a guys he's "sexy and lickable" then he's gonna think you wanna fuck... Scotty doesn't know .......yoooooooo Hat ja geklappt! You're smiling in *pubic*? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Maybe I do, maybe I don't... What has that got to do with the art? *Avoids the troll * This is not a joke? Well I'm bisexual and here lately I've had a lot of guys I knew in high school or that I meet hitting me up for one night stands, cheating, asking for a threesome with their gfs. The cheating thing is what is really offensive. It's like they have this mindset of "Oh you go both ways you'll sleep with anything even if it's taken." That's not how this goes. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Plus, you probably had to wait in a long line at the DMV Shoulder acne But .... I don't have a dog I was being sarcastic. I live alone... reads username ** ** As always, avoid the comments on this one. Masturbation and collecting fat kid pics don't count Panting softly I think I'm going to throw up. Based on what you pulled in /r/parkinsons, is this really a good idea? Depending where you live. No need to be a dick. At least it's not a bpl sweat squad. ( ) ( )>⌐■-■ My fake identity lives on a street named after me (Seth Street) # I am just hoping that I can nab a light one with that few. Hopes are not high What happens next, I want to knowweww I hope he put it back, OP. Yeah, I had a guyfriend accidentally (no, really) elbow me there and he reacted about how he would if he had kicked a buddy in the family jewels, while I just gave him one stare... Seriously, though, it was before I knew that some chicks found it painful. At the time, I just thought he was being a ham. ( ) If we talk about red cards let's talk about the way Schweinsteiger got treated from the Argentinian team ( ) How'd he go about these lessons? ... It runs off Steam This is the correct diagnosis.. Mostly occurs because of a mold underneath the foreskin Get out. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Great going, giving him ideeas... | Heimendinger | ( )–Ψ You can see up that celestial's skirt in the first frame You said you were being exact. That's not homoerotic at all... tanstaff y did u link this 1 2a He described me though, so I was just like . Oh yeah, I better be in this then > Then sensui came along and they gave me his backstory "Your Lyft driver is here!" I think that means I get around. ( ) Whoosh > Oh for gods sake... I just stuck watching dissolving bathbombs and home made soap with Adele music for like, 2 hours? Mom and wife? Cool man, I love how my task bar is now staring creepy at me I might like kids someday, but I'm going to adopt. I am not pushing a baby out of my vagina. I'm not opening up that can of worms ┬─┬ノ( ノ)..... (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ As a straight male i have mixed feelings about this show Tagged as "Men" of the Master Race I'm just going to ramble. My grandparents got involved very early in the movement after becoming disgruntled with local corruption and the "declining morals" of society. They are considerate and careful about prosthelytization, and apart from the completely insane, utterly infuriating pyramid scheme and cult worship of the founder, the central tenants and messages are rooted in Taoist philosophy self cultivation and not being a dick. That said they are... fanatics, as Falun Gong followers tend to be. It doesn't seem to be a movement of moderation. It's no different than fundamentalist sects of other religions, except you can trace DaFa's money to one man / living prophet who doesn't exactly live humbly. Anyway, both my grandparents spend most of their time meditating alone, became vegetarians, hawked overpriced charms made out of laser cut balsawood, they also abstained from modern medicine. My grandma opted to heal her compound leg fracture by just waiting it out because... cosmic energy. Similarly my grandfather delayed treatment for a small stroke and I believe it ultimately killed him. Oh yeah, they were both senior doctors in the PLA. They lived in a military housing compound and the local administrators were either surprisingly tolerant of their shenanigans or they were under house arrest. I could never tell. Definitely under surveillance with cultural ministers dropping in every now and then trying to un/reindoctorinate them back to the CCP. I have my issues with Falungong, but I don't know what's worse, practitioners a sham religion where you primarily hurt yourself or state sponsore oppression the practitioners so they don't spread an ultimately harmful philosophy. You can't afford it 3 sounds like enough ;) I can't imagine having 3 unless this ends up being twins... You are braver than I mama ;) YOLO and SWAG shirts more than likely ... ... You can't yourself. Simma down now about sweetrobins taint. My friend and I (a girl) got in an argument about if girls masturbated or not, it got so bad, we split off and asked girls and guys if they think girls masturbated. "Death" That was a lightning bolt? YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR INSOLENCE MISTER. PILGRIM. < > Religion. So who is right? Whose side are we on again? Dated a girl in college who was into fucking in strange places like her mother's office, classrooms, the library, her grandmother's grave... ^ಠ ^ಠ What are you looking at? _It's morning somewhere._ No invite to the blunt sesh? ZDF Kultur, eh? The ZDF is one of the big German public TV stations... and ZDF Kultur is their channel for ....cultural stuff > ┬─┬ノ( ノ) And yet you still clicked Damn it, , NEW mods. Ochoa the 10th best keeper ┬─┬ノ( ノ) because canadians are really nice like that. I'd know, I live here That's my only qualm with chastity. Keeps me small but creates a bulge anyways I feel a little old for this community. I went to my first show in 1991 and I was 10 or 11 at the time. During a Ted DiBiase vs Roddy Piper match, Ted slammed Piper and went to the top rope to taunt the fans. I was watching Piper as he wiggled into place for Ted to hit his backward elbow drop. I was like, ....hmm. Something is not as it seems here. Why did you put heart between quotation marks Hardest obstacle to cross is to actually find someone willing to have kids with you omg... What? I don't even... I never thought about reading her name backwards... How did I miss that... Because that is anti-Mormon Ugh why do the two guys I placed bets on have to go against each other in the nl finals . As I read through this it went from "meh, he seems like your average douche" to Myself Aaaaand he linked to tumblr. We've been over this. ( ) ( )ノ-■-■ Console game? thank you /╲/\╭(ಠ ಠ)╮/\╱\ Don't forget, someone will always find you attractive whether you want them to or not ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That's how I feel when I've biked like 20 yards and realize there is a spider dangling from my handle bars. It's in the captions and in my comment explaining it all Pens and Pats.. The mind makes it's own music. Then problem is that the mobile browser SHOULDN'T BE TELLING THE SITE IT'S MOBILE Wat. Singapore ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I only remember Burger King because it's better than McDonald's And the only place I could find them...literally without a hunch, without a map, I could pinpoint it in the nearest military base. But OMG they serve burgers at 9am I love them for that! McDonalds "Sir it's 5 in the damn mornin mhm hmmmmmm" me "Does it look like I give a damn " ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) 14? Used to smoke? Always change Cpt. Falcon's clothes to the white and pink combination You're right. We'd better lock this guy up and throw away the key before he hurts somebody with his shifty finger. I'm not aware of any, sadly. What places in Auckland do you recommend? I go up there sometimes (will travel for good ramen )... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I wouldn't normally respond to guys like this but I purposely dragged the conversation out a bit because I had the feeling it'd end up being creepypms material (ﾉಠ_ಠ)ﾉ get dong from there (ﾉ )ﾉ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ You're promoting a subreddit that you moderate for ^you ^sit ^on ^a ^throne ^of ^lies. What a strange thing to say in /r/webdev \/\\/\\ಠ_ಠ /\\/\\ [ ] This isn't an off the shelf type of hobby. If you can't be bothered to do some basic googling yourself then you don't need a hackintosh. Add to that that you want a mini, for cheaper than a mini, yet you don't even know how to build a simple computer. If you live in an area known for bedbugs ( us northeast I'm looking at you ) check check check. And then bomb that shit with pesticides and the like. I prefer an achy back than to deal with them fuckers How about as a name? We're pretty anal about most things to be fair ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) what? I'm pretty sure on Opposite Day food goes in your butt and out your mouth. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ MFW Runterwähls I'm not suggesting aliens are involved. Are *you* suggesting aliens are involved? What exactly are you implying? This sounds like something a cyber-men would say... We didn't witness this but... It started with my band teacher getting into an accident that caused her chronic back problems. She would seem moody and once in a while would break down and cry in front of us. She once yelled and broke a half inch thick dowel rod against the black board. She later disappeared for 6 months and came back the following year. We didn't know it was because of a suicide attempt. Things continued on like that though and the following year when I was in high school we got word she had decided to step in front of a moving train. This happened at staton so a lot of people supposedly saw it happen. WAT > ¡ ! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Of *course* the meth heads named their baby Krystal. I wish Irelia would sit on my face I'm American and I don't get it either. If only there was an ambulance on site to give that old dude medical help as soon as possible. Oh wait.. I have a boner right now... I'm a girl I think you're confusing Swype with predictive text. Probably. I think it's safe to assume that this girl was a slutty hormonal high-schooler with no sense of self-respect or dignity Inside ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ** ** Thinking for me and two of my coworkers because they can't be bothered to activate their brain once their at work ( ) (ﾉಠ_ಠ)ﾉ I take offense at that donger, good sir. (ﾉ )ﾉ Whoop-dee-fucking-doo. A beach episode Because it's a commercial and not real life. After seeing all the new videos yesterday, I spent 30 minutes trying to figure out why steam wouldn't update to .24. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) He once told me the story of him killing a kid to stop him killing his father. Then he went on about having sex with a dog . ( ) the person who posted this is white and i wasnt aware that i could contort my face irl into I guess not that famous ┬─┬ノ( ノ) No I'm still waiting for someone to make a video with these ~~No ~~ Yes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Err... I find it mildly annoying when people refer to reddit as a whole with a single opinion. When in fact it's their own opinion and they happen to use reddit. I second this. I got dark temptress. She seems a little TOO into that cat. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) LGBTQIAPהמקפՏԾԴՅЗЛЩЭЮΏΦΩΛठऊगऒಛಝ *Really?* "...anymore." I've built up a resistance over the years of seeing horrific and/or weird shit on the internet, but I think that link's gonna stay blue Only 5 stars? There should be 50! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Is that a bag of weed on the table? ° ° (?) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) "your curves are too sexual" WELL SORRY As I found out recently, PSA ships order likes yours (and mine; exact same situation) in pieces, pending availability. You'll get the other stuff...... eventually. Yes you are That is very strange What if I'm new around here, will I be hazed? I had Montgomery Wards Maternity section... Ah, consumer credit ignorance ( ) Guess it takes about 2 months to move into that warehouse. I just want to know one thing....how the fuck isn't THAT wound not pouring out blood?! He's either the luckiest sob ever or my anatomy courses failed to tell me there is no blood in the legs My first thought is that kids in the sport will think its 'cool' to play dirty because it's in a popular video game. Another is that it will discourage parents even more from letting children try the sport because it's so violent. As if football isn't violent . Speaking as a Wisconsinite, hockey surprisingly wasn't big in my town and I never had the opportunity playing the sport. I did play soccer and football though. Oh the regrets... I just wanted to tip him, in the remote chance, that it would appease his lazy greed just long enough to, hopefully, get this post down voted quickly. At least, then, I won't have to have these (or any future posts) tragically-lazy words burning a hole in my blood shot eyes every time I click into r/potcoin... Sigh... Outbox? ............. gross . How long did it take you to breed all that?! O_O ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Cake? I'll shovel it into my face as my free hand is on your forehead, keeping you at bay as you swing and swear, wildly. No talking you into anything. No one comes between me and cake. They actually buffed Lucian instead of nerfing him ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Man, jakarta's low temperature = daily high temp in toronto..... In summer too.. Yeah... sure... a charr riding a quaggan... ( ) Glad we pulled Altuve for Kinsler 1) We are talking about immigration and the state of Israel, obviously then this is what we are talking about. I dunno, seems pretty accurate to me. ah I see, my Asian eyes fool me ( ) Working with a cute face, that's for sure. Except for the duck face. That taric picture... Anyone tried it as a cream eyeshadow? Taupe looks like a good crease color. Haha, I'm just going to have to leave that one unclicked. ( ) (°u°）ノ( ノ) Apple's FaceTime ringtone. ***Really *** That seems like the stupidest coding mistake on aidens side.... You should add Easter eggs in your pictures. Pls don't respond with literal Easter eggs ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Girls girls girls. Its ok I'm here: <|> /ω\ My narcissistic sister. Comic Sans The fuck man, it's still a minor. Did you read the title? Fuck you. I had band practice Essential to the story. Username ist Xross (Fifth attempt to post...) I get it, but it's not funny to me because I hate the fucking shit out of it. So intrusive ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ People like us must terrify / disgust the forum warriors of eoc and legacy. How dare we enjoy features from both modes! Next we might even ask for wasd camera controls in legacy > Yes No mention of 64 bit Mac version ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ OVER THE TOP! My co-worker said "mute" as in "Well that right there is a MUTE point". ( ) "A non partisan and non religius platform" Yes it's fucking annoying when you know someone is about to peak and you're ready to light their ass up then the game freezes for a second, and next thing you know you're dead This is hard enough IRL Another taco... I'm just a lurker absentmindedly browsing instead of doing work, but I'm (probably) down for this. Or maybe Ill just go to st-sulpice and sit in a corner watching you guys from afar anime? YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Brazil here /u/PleaseRespectTables ノ( ノ) Feeling your pain as well. 18 month old and 10.5 weeks pregnant. My toddler is doing a mental transition and so she gets frustrated and tantrums at every second thing I think it's the terrible twos coming on early. That or she's getting her 2 year molars early and I can't see them yet :/ FML... -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) H-heal-thy? What's that I wont be clicking any links now. with all the poop posts over here I read that poop-tart. Delicious frosting And what do you do with these holes? He's got more eyebrow in the glabella than he has in the eyebrows. With a NJWS flair Drinking and driving... GREAT life hack! "Halycon"? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Me: Atlético. i remember my cannon shots 6 accessory and when no balistas or Gatling guns were occupied i just hoppen on them all and reloaded them lol. but only in my castle what was the reply Also, it says on the bottle, that it's recommended to pour 2 parts water and 1 part Blair Athol 27. It's a joke m8 ( ) Where's May? ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ I would help but I feel like this is just a scheme to get people to download your game. I'm onto you. Slvl Max Sandalphon Don't forget the seatbelt cutter!!! OMFG imagine all the seatbelts I can cut. With my seatbelt cutter. Mounted on SCISSORS. your name. There was a video of that a few days ago... Was that you? Your username: ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ლ( ლ) My neighbor's cousins had to downsize from a house to an apartment, and they apparently couldn't find one that would take dogs. Yeah right. Wow, soo informative What if you trip? > And I am judging them. ~~ ~~ So much fatlogic in these comments. Google has my back? This is unreadable on mobile device... Tinypic? Yep. That says it all. Really? That's kind of skeevy... Dude your debit card is in the picture Really ? I remembered clicking that link before, and doge was below LTC at that time "Oh, you're from New York? Where in the city?" I see what you did there Polandball porn? Imagine battleblock theater. "more great" the combo sounds ( ) I would tell your mom that you were on some casual website like for video games or sports message board and that it linked you to some porn page and that the page started spiraling out of control and linking you to more and more porn. Then she can let her job know. That's your best shot... hope she buys your story. In all honesty though, I doubt she'd get in that much trouble for visiting a few adult websites on her work iPad--unless you were looking at some pretty disturbing stuff Yeah single 780ti = trash you might want another one Pointing out the important differences ( ) Aaand just as I read this comment my neighboors are getting at it... wat ( ) GOOD FUCKING THING I didn't have to post this myself. I recently saw a girl on Facebook talking about how it was her puppy's first birthday so she gave him... A FUCKING CHOCOLATE SUNDAE! When I said something to her she said "I only give him a little at a time so it won't hurt him" and all her friends were saying how cute it was and how only regular chocolate is bad for dogs... An allowance is considered abuse by SJWs (and the mainstream media). I'm not even joking, telling a woman she can only spend the money YOU earned if she has your permission is *abuse*! This world is so fucked up what if it is desired? ** ** I just wish their tech monkeys didn't remove the upvote and downvote counts like idiots If it was a note *left* on your car, then how did you know she was cute? ( ) Haha, good luck with that! It's a shame, they're more likely to play in the box it came in Turbans are a Sikh thing. ### You lied to me This is not new user friendly this sounds like a Jeremy Kyle story but so heart wrenching to even think about it being done ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Boat for scale, ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ The amount of "period" comments in this thread ... Everyone keeps saying that, but that's how I scratch my labia And like you said, everything is assumptions, just like everyone is assuming a silly post on the internet is truth.... I wasn't allowed to go sledding when i was 15. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Jesus fucking Christ it's even worse than I thought ( ) Nice false dichotomy. ... I don't think that's how it works Still full, half air half liquid It makes me sad you had to explain that to a human capable of typing a grammatically correct sentence. ( ) HEY, panda bear! We don't take kindly to your types in here! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I'll show you my oval office So she began touching herself, then? Not this again. Oh heeeeyyyy Don't worry about it. I'm pregnant with #2, and it's been HARD!!! I keep telling my husband that if this pregnancy doesn't turn out, I'm not doing it again! I feel like shit ALL DAY, have zero patience for my toddler, and hate food :/ I'm only 10 weeks Piracy can be good or bad I guess if you want to see if your computer can run the game then buy it it's fine. If you can't be bothered to buy it and pirate no no. Having not enough money is a different story. Just my opinion ╚( )=┐ Psst, don't let anybody know (ﾉ )ﾉ Good. And then you go and call more the majority of creed professing Christians false believers Probably I have anxiety when it comes to those friggin' timed light sensors I fucking want to shoot the inventor of those goddamn things >:( !!!! They are *trying* to conserve energy by using them, but if I need to use the shitter for more than 10 minutes, I avoid any and all bathrooms with a sensor. It's pathetic but fuck them!! If it's bad enough, I keep my phone on me with the flashlight on. Helps a bit with the anxiety but then I find I can't do my business without rushing Haha, same happened to me when I was a youngster. So I feels. Girlfriend at the time, post wisdom removal car ride, starts talking to her mom about all the sex we have. Then turns to my little sister "I give him so many blowjobs, I take ibuprofen sometimes." Then passes out. She was... fun, lol. That sounds reasonable. But i feel like my mailbox will hate me after this I read the title and wondered how MH370 could have possibly ended in Ukraine... the possibility of another crash so soon after the other didn't even cross my mind. Well beef and shellfish :( Stupid stomach is upset just thinking about it But thank you ;) I'm back! But was I ever gone...? ( ) Yeah people also do it full on sitting.... Weird During seventh grade, we were reading The House On Mango Street. Someone asked what saddle oxfords were. I said that they are the shoes we wear with our uniform. My teacher replied, "No, they're those shoes that Mexicans wear." She proceeds to draw a brown box-shaped shoe on the board. I'm Mexican, so I had no idea what she was thinking of. Checked later when I got home, and I was right! You are cheating, this isn't your top comment, this isnt even in your top 50. WTF man. i'm chewing taffy right now and you just ruined it. thanks. What are you trying to accomplish OP. I suggested it "** **" well.. not if the club is for high anacondas Your fucking username. I can just imagine reassuring my apprehensive self that "lightening doesn't strike twice" while settling into my seat on MH17 reports that IDF radio is stating that Egypt is backing ground incursion into Gaza Strip. Apparently Sisi is with Bibi. Fuck. I'm a dude, and that made *me* cringe ...*Mother of God* That assist. Amen I wish I could find a word on the page with my phone. Browsing a fucking hashtag? I was reading a thread about bushmaster using a shorter sight post because their removable carry handles a milled lower. However they use that sight post on all their guns which makes the ones with non-carry handle sights shoot ridiculously high . I was wondering if this is the cause. But I want Chipotle I dont want my permit Hahaha First I was like No, the main issue I've run into so far is that I get dash lights with every mod. Right now the abs is going crazy because I installed HIDs Elsa: ... agreed? ( ) No it's your uncle Then why say he should delete it... Uh, no. You tease ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ( ノ) Also ITT: Is this a confession to murder? oh for fuck sake Reading gay porn and feeling worse than Ceresi and Jaime Lanister. I recently lost my job and am close to giving up hope! LET'S GO END OF THE WORLD!!! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Wait...why are you putting the table back...that's more of an end of the world thing to flip it...what the hell state should the table be in in this case? We need a referee. v(o_o)v ┬─┬ ( ) This just makes me cum faster Me three &lt;---- I don't have a car /r/SexWithDogs ( ) THAT IS NO CRAB! *Shudder* You all look the same to me.. Where?? I cant find the slot? C\# is awesome No switcharoo? Next you'll tell me you can't see Russia from your backyard and you don't live in an igloo. ( ) Heck, even I do this... to my own family look for a store called aldi; their produce prices are unsettlingly low yet driving in massive heels/wedges is perfectly legal That third gfy. ‎ Never visit reddit Yes, OP literally has every single Pokemon game in existence to himself. They can smell you pre-babies /u/PleaseRespectTablesノ( ノ) That's Alexis Silver; not yurizan. ( ) He claims to be a scientist... haha, looks like this Anything by London Grammar. My metal-loving friends will disown me Ugh no man.... don't want to watch it again.... Kill it now Buen intento grupo de raptores ciberneticos ( ) It's gr8 m8, but I got a little scared with noisy headphones and clicking mouse button ( ) Fabric is cool, using it on seat cushions... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) "There are *too* options" ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I remember that phase. Ouchy, my poor nipple! Was glad when breastfeeding was done for good -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Kurai smiles and sips some more bubbly. He doesnt make any more references to his cigarette, which is the only thing that could've earned this normal ass thread a "NSFW" tag, despite all the other shit that happens in the other threads [I cant believe the hypocrisy ] . "Yeah, I dont want another UTI" he laughs "Where would you go?" he asks Tibs getting a bit more serious These are terrible! If you want a wrap / tortilla type of thing try pure wraps, much better than these. That's CLUTCH! Still trying to find my gold mine at a goodwill, thrift store or rummage sale...........some day.... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ ಠ_ಠ CAN YOU? ಠ_ಠ CAN YOU? CAN YOU? you are pure evil, A little kid...? you have a space in between the eyes and the mouth! At the very least you can take some testosterone blockers to halt any further changes T can cause. Otherwise, I'd push for HRT as hard as you can if that's what you feel is the best next step for you. For a lot of us, HRT is a necessity and we can't allow people who don't understand/aren't ready for us to transition decide our treatment otherwise we'd be miserable forever. Your parents might be thinking that you should think this over more, but honestly, you'll have plenty of time to think about things on HRT and feel if it's right for you. If you feel like you want to try HRT, then you have to try HRT regardless of what anyone else wants for you. My dad wanted me to wait until I was in my 30's to start HRT, but that's why I told him 3 months after starting HRT (at that point I knew it was definitely right for me) so he couldn't finagle me into waiting. He's gone through phases of doubting me, and trying to convince me that I could "live as a guy everywhere else and just be a girl at home" ( ) but since I've gone fulltime, it's like he finally sees that I'm truly happy for the first time in my life and understands it's what is best for me. (btw he also said I'm beautiful and we've never been closer :D ) I started when I was 22 and everyone assumes I'm a cis-woman but I still wish I started when I was younger. so you do what you have to do and don't let anyone stop you, it's your life. :) ಠ ಠ :/ click :D D: zip dale jr. I'm saying they're too far apart ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) continue ┬─┬ノ( ノ) The album text Are you?! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) shoes on the bed ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Well I'm an American out here I for one, am ignoring Ben. His proposal is preposterous. Bitcoin does not need to be, and will not be this way. are you implying something? Tesfಠ_ಠ I dunno man, the instructions says it uses tiny little electron waves (or something) to measure your body/bone/water mass because the electrons (or something) travel through your body compositions at different rates (x rate for fat, y rate for water, z rate for bone). It doesn't even add up to 100% though That uni doesn't look edited Do you mean video? Is it weird that I remember what thread this was NASA or NSA? "spank a pickle call it a dill pickle" You bastard... It's glorious is that a "britain pwned argentina" reference ? What gave you the idea to make such a ~~horrible ~~ amazing story i ~~Hated~~ loved it so much ~~0/10~~ 10/10 would ~~Not~~ read again. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) The government knows what my Wang doodle looks like You spelt dogecoin wrong The first time I ever tried "gargle with salt water" as a remedy, for some reason, I thought the salt to water ratio was supposed to be 50/50. It touched the tip of my tongue and I promptly vomited into the kitchen sink all over the dirty dishes. We want you to think that we are victims . ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Pooping a zit? Better than red bull & tampons like I got.. This is so fucked. I really hope it's not the beginning of the end Waited two years? And this was taken in September? So how long did you wait to post this? If it is... really yours?!!! Remember that you are still under oath Mr. OP. I just realized this includes children. ( ) I'm on my mobile so the only face I can use to reply is This post is absolutely pointless, you can just as easily comment on any thread about this unnecessary bit of information without making a whole new post which yields no meaningful discussion. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Oh no. You know this subreddit is getting big when people are using " " In a couple of months, we'll start seeing "this place is shit now" threads. ノ( º _ ºノ) Here, use this one. 6000 boys & girls with him and started an empire? I guess that explains why Japan has this fetish with Lolis You aren't going to crash the server are you? Didn't know you were into cp Be careful I just spent ten minutes getting lost The show before LoK kept me in a perpetual face for the 2 minutes I had it on. Eyepatch = on Euron's face = face = patch > Because mexicans and filipinos were both invaded by the spanish so that means they're blood related, rite? Dexter is a little far fetched but overall its brilliant and entertaining, by the end you kind of think of picking up vigilante serial killing as a hobby though Satchel of useless enchanting material Didn't they already do that thread? Everything was deleted and it's probably never going to be allowed to happen again. I see 16.5 there You take that bake right now Just my luck that I finally discover this sub and my bike gets stolen a day prior... The first picture I see when I go into that page is of two guys kissing... I noticed that you take less damage from enemy pipes than you do from reflected ones His dick is hard like Japanese steel... Nice try NSA If this is some, I don't want any Yea, nothing like sloppy seconds Never stopped my dad from fiddling with his phone while shifting in stop and go traffic. Dude, it's pretty excellent except for that one aspect that - if I'm reading the synopsis right - is the core conceit of this show. I'm sorry for your disapproval, I already corrected the lapse of grammar in the part that you've quoted. (shapeshifter to shapeshiftING) Did I mess up anything else? I'm not a native speaker of english, so i was wondering if i could write "lying under" or if it would be better to use "underlying". The latter is better, huh? Anyways, I'd be glad if you could explain what exactly made you " ". That was like *HALF* the reason I wanted to go... **NSFW** Tag that shit! My daughter was having a slumber party for her birthday. The 5 girls in her bedroom, niece (older) slept on the couch. It was about 3am and woke up to a ball bouncing against the living room wall. So I get up to yell at the asshole who's bouncing the ball, check on the girls, they're all there, ball bounces against the wall again. It's got to be my niece, shine the light out there and she's sleeping too. Oh well, must've been hearing things. Climb back into bed. Ball bounces against the wall again. I yell out "please stop" and don't hear it again. Wake up a little later to hearing someone in the playroom, moving toys around. "It's too late for this, please stop." Nothing more after that. I think our ghost is a child. How do you *not* read in William Shatner's voice? * Learn to shoot at something(350hours played already ) Drug cartel murders My dog has been terrified of the fireworks from the 4th. We got him a thunder shirt and it seems to help. He is still afraid to go outside at dusk though.. Chainsaws ಠ_ಠ LOTS OF THINGS!! RemindMe! tag OP as fucking tractor Yeah no thanks... I share my account with my entire family. Not taking the risk! " " Yeah, I mean really why should prisons, schools, or preservation research companies be run by the government? Liver ( ) I don't follow You read the warning and decided to click it, it's on you buddy ( ) No, its fine, I never wanted to hear the post fight interview, its fine, I'll just listen to the enigmatic commentators instead.... . ┌( )┘ Ancestral? ლ( ლ) Right bumper is auto aim ... Thanks! I didn't know that.. This isnt an MMO You can see Dempseys massive boner through his pants I seem to have a strange urge to eat celery... Lots of celery. In many different ways. With peanut butter. All over me. Nice, starting the relationship with lies! Raised baskets eh? Come to Charlotte, NC. I hear they love them around there. At first I thought aww how cute his head is bobbing, then I noticed both his heads were bobbing. I don't get those people. They're working against their own best interests. If you want D I G T A L S P O R T S to become popular, don't judge others for enjoying it. Would you disapprove of someone for taking their mom to the superbowl? No .. so how the fuck is that different from TI4 Just like your mum. ‎ Classy as fuck What? Yea man everyone's doing it. Wow who does that sound like? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) None of the previous comments made me laugh, but this one did. Now I have "Cheese Cracker with Peanut Butter" crumbs all over my keyboard. I don't know what $250AUD translates to USD, or real dollars. ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ I rarely ever have to wait anyway Water You reported my question ( ) My drive crashed (get it?) when I got very ill in 2006. My illness remained unknown until late 2011. Sex was rare and I kept telling my (now husband) how much better he could do with someone else. Fast forward to fixing said illness, and suddenly, BAM!!! Pregnant in 2012...oh and there goes my drive again. Fast forward to kiddo sleeping through the night (early this year) and no hormonal BC, hello sex drive every time I ovulate Que agreed upon conversation about having another baby and no more BC, BAM!! Pregnant that same month, and my drive is gone because I feel like ass >:( Can't say I blames ya Was he wearing two hats? I read the title. I clicked the link. I have no idea what the fuck I expected. Arjona y creo que mi favorita era Buenas noches don David ### Wait... Is your bf my bf? Do you notice this kind of thing often in Texas? Ever since I moved here, I've been astounded at the number of people asking for money. It seems like every intersection has a different "homeless" person on each median begging for money from cars waiting on the stoplight and then giving you an angry or sad look if you refuse. Also have some of those guys who will try to wash your windshield and then scream about you owing then money for their work You saw nothing! You know nothing! I should say I'm severely allergic to remicade and the injections of humeria hurt so bad I had to stop using it. ノ(ಠ_ಠノ )LOWER YOUR BORTLESノ( ノ) Makes you sick in a good way? ( ) She sexually said she loves rugrats.... Why was I included in 3 out of 4 of these? > oppose #28 with 1 > oppose #31 with 1 I struggled to read that whole thing... 23 hrs after posting Why do all people have a slightly retarded headnodding? practicing for tonight? The worst part is that whenever I warn anyone, it works perfectly and makes me look paranoid, but if I don't...it disconnects and makes me look like a scammer Gingers have no souls just kidding! I'd say it really really depends on what you look like overall (facial features, hairstyle etc.) so it would be hard to say. Well that got dark ( ) Aaannnd then died from syphilus Lies. It has everything to do with Celery It was just placed there in the attic, my family didn't place it there to scare me evelynn's stealth, reasons ( ) That's more than enough space. ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) For observation purposes ( ) Don't stop me now - Queen. I would hace this face the whole time Both of you should say "da." ( ) This guy gets it. ( ) #### I'll bet OP is husky. > Aaannnd then died from syphilus Yay! Can't wait for the third novel of the Kingkiller chronicles to come out. Rothfuss is really taking his own sweet time with it huh ######(╯ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°）╯︵ Ya there was no excuse for it at eff, plenty of trash cans around everywhere, even prizes for recycling! It was super lame seeing people just drop things literally within 20 ft of a garbage can with room to spare ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Well, thanks for making me go back and look... Wow, that was a bit personal Yeah, it's like, "Oops! She fell on my penis! Not my fault! Not sex unless I'm banging her doggy style!" I know I like it Crispy. Came... I'll save this and repost in a month.... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Den gode gamle "ingen kan lide børneporno"-slippery slope. Du har vel heller ikke noget imod, at vi holder øje med, hvad du laver, for du gør vel ikke noget ulovligt. Vel? Det er for vores allesammens bedste, egentlig. Hvis vi bare kunne gå med Google Glass alle sammen hele tiden, så ville det være meget lettere at beskytte borgerne. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ I know ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Ey gurl....yu cute >I've found myself yelling "Who the fuck are you passing to?!?" more at Timbers games than at Thorns games lately. ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ) ︵ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ︵ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ He's 11/2 with the bookies though > ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Has anyone had cymsia? (Spelling I know... ) Yeah that'll convince those on the fence about getting a prostate exam for sure. ohh this is just wrong Doing both at the same time is the optimal choice That's a tiny bra Holy fuck ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Funny that the mods haven't removed this post. Of course, the mods do apply their rules arbitrarily. nice ad, though. I swear to god I've seen this exact comment and the following top comment before... Déjà Vu isn't supposed to happen on the internet . omg omg omg get it on Ellen reddit! I'm sure someone would mail you one if you asked them nicely! Obviously you did it wrong, given that satan got his atheist mitts into you anyway The Miz (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ (ﾉ )ﾉ So you're saying if OP's girl is younger than nine, you approve? IS THAT A THREAT? ☜( ☜) Yes everything is added to your non season portion on seasons end. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Stay in Utah /u/mygingersoul I took my kids to a carousel and a few women were talking about me not riding on the horses because I must be pregnant ಠ_ಠ I was holding my young daughter like a responsible parent and I also have vertigo and almost took a header the last time I rode on one of the horses. I mean, I have a very small gut that makes me look slightly pregnant, but come on ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ノ( ノ ) Occulus ain't out yet. Honestly, Who gives a fuck? Garrrrrr ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I was just Waiting and waiting and waiting for something to happen, but then it ended and it was just some 16 year old acting silly with his mom. You stole those minutes from my life Op, and i will never get them back. Corona ( ) You can do work while you do work. definition 6... Oh my..... You can't be sarcastic and literal in the same sentence. Dio mio.... Yeah or that one. No I didn't ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Almost as bad as the woman/women thing. ............. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) If you say so i could ask you the same question ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Pubes. I'll give you a token. The ZR1 has the Enzo's front brakes on its rear axle and even bigger ones up front. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) A racist comic about racism. I was forced to watch it as well then as it turns out I like it. For me its still hard to believe there is an LCS team called Supa Hot Crew ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I know....poor attempt at sarcastic humor.... > But seriously, if Chorus Trio gets in an Geno does not That TL;DR, Ya, Samsies! I definitely don't have everything in my house remote controlled with my phone on a MicasaVerde and AutHomation app. Definitely don't have all that stuff running currently in my house, so, no need to rob me blind .... No doubt. You could probably fit a change of clothes, a tent, groceries for two or three days, a couple of pots and pans and some beer and firewood in that thing. "I'mma put these clothes in the warsh." Track marks on his chest? Riiiigght ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ITT TL:DR *LURKING INTENSIFIES!!!!* Feuerwehrfreundschaftswettkampf ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I agree with all of your points. We definitely need some easy way to communicate. Also I hope that some encounters will be more difficult than Sepiks Prime and for encounters like that voice chat I essential. Also pvp y u no cartel drip tip? ( ) Disasters resulting In mass deaths? Better get some barbecue or go to a fund raiser. Lgbtq bill? I'll get right on it. fuck that guy. I like Lin. He's just needs the ball in his hands to create. In Houston jJH dominates the ball and takes away from Lins game. And yet they get you from point A to point B unlike some other airlines of which I shall not mention...... Dat menu button and icons on streaming page... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) What is this draft Vici. SO? ( ) Did you just answer your own question Star Lord is mine. Don't make me hurt you. You don't? Zodiac brother though for future reference, it may be better to post pictures of set ups that are not unique to the daily pics thread stickied to the front page :) > Hilarious! Rules is rules This thread is useless without pics... I demand pics, or it didn't happen. A month ago I would have thought this to be ridiculous. Not any more. wtf is a jaguar? Tell me about it. Gotta love Verizon! I called Time Warner since they can theoretically do something of value. They tried to get me to give them my social to get a CONSULTATION and tell me if it's even POSSIBLE to increase my speed. Say YES to identity theft! [$1( )$1] Nice try, spider. I'm onto you > Please stay out of r/SuicideWatch. Well, can't help you there then. Personally, I think you're WAY out in the weeds. Like blasting someone at opening day because you think the song sucks Wait....Close to 0%? ✪Best I can do... No The ADD is a stuggle TOOTBLAN SEAGER Smoke mine! You're referring to developmental disorders in pejorative terms. Something tells me you're not handling real life like an adult either. I know Antony's speech after Caesar's death Completely ignored MH3U There were no sequels. ** ** That's actually awesome. I'd congratulate them, then tell them they almost made it out alive, and reboil. It's called a joke you high strung neckbeard. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ 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ಠ_ಠ #2 ***THEN*** #1? ლ( ლ) Don't know what it stands for so I'll just put 2 and 2 together and assume it's period porn. Also why do you know about that sub? Well I guess there really is a subreddit for everything It's my second marriage and she is 10 years younger than me. They can call me whatever they want... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) sandman That cringeworthy moment that you realize this and flip through the rolodex in your mind about all the stupid shit you've done and said. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) *sigh* I can't read the signs. Is this Florida, again? So you want to fuck him because you are Lebanese? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ 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ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ .... what the fuck We are talking about visas right? 2 months? And they are Russian? This is in downtown Portland Oregon, I knew that guy from soup kitchen lines when I was homeless. I guarantee he didn't "find" your moms phone, he had a new one almost every day . He would brag about using up the data to watch porn and fuck with people in the contact list. I know it's him, he always cut in line and pissed people off. Far away from that scene now, wasn't horrible though, I certainly learned a lot too... Sketchy. I wonder how long it'll take people to realize that nobody speaks Arabic in Iran. No you don't . I see what you did there. ( ) OMG, rekt is like, like, soooo last week. Srsly please dont say it near me okay Whether this is real or not I like the fact that the 8 year old managed to convey her message correctly. The editor however.... QANTAS not QUANTAS ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Oh thanks man i was really wracking my brain wondering how the enormous 'outlast' logo got there. The reason the dude couldn't cum was because of how fucking ugly this dumb bitch is. Fucking hell Me and my best friends scrambling to get into the safe house in Left 4 Dead. I'm the last one standing vs a horde of zombies tearing away at me as I'm elbowing through mid air in real life standing up off the couch. I made it by the way. I've studied Mandarin Chinese for a year and I can confirm that the only honorific I've learned was Nin (您) which is a respectful way of saying Ni (你) which means you. The only difference in the sign itself is the heart (心) sign under Ni (你). As for other asian languages I have no idea Wow, it's so obvious now. Why didn't I think of that? Thank you! I'll be waiting for you ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ where does is heavy's left hand in the first picture ( ) No NSFW; Bad! No NSFW; Bad! Yes NSFW; Good! Ryuuko looks like my father No NSFW; Bad! what would i get wet my single flashlight? No NSFW; Bad! Just checked the Cryptarch and of course NOW he has green gauntlets Now my turn: That's even worse! ლ( ლ) No NSFW allowed; Bad! Is that a price tag between his legs? DLC graphics? When I cancelled yesterday, I went in an changed my CC info so they couldn't charge me. Apparently, my registered CC expired in February, and they just kept charging it. 7 inch "regular" size No NSFW allowed; Bad! *extracellular matrix* , not the whole pigs bladder, just a paper thin layer of it ( ) 133" screen No NSFW allowed; Bad! No NSFW allowed; Bad! u wot ☜( ☜) No NSFW allowed; Bad! No NSFW allowed; Bad! No NSFW allowed; Bad! No NSFW allowed; Bad! No NSFW allowed; Bad! That we know of Pierce Brosnan #2? For some people a ruling is always needed There was no last air bender movie . It never happened. It was all a dream....a dream.... If only he had not made that incredible pass at the death . No NSFW allowed; Bad! Anderzel plays Scrabble. No NSFW allowed; Bad! Where is the iPad update OP ノ( ノ) Urine fetish No NSFW allowed; Bad! Abstergo and Pkgbackups breeding skitty with waillord remind me to never come over to your house for thanksgiving. You must be fun at party´s ...I can vibrate my body. It ranges from my whole body at once to selective areas such as Arms, Legs, Fingers, and...well yeah, I'm sure you can see where I'm going with this. From middle to highschool I had the nickname "The Human Vibrator". I was not a fan of said nickname. Ahh the old "skewed-logic-to-argue-a-statement" trick. That was popular a few decades ago, now its all facts and truths. Shame really... You and me, both. Good one... How do driverless cars account for motorcyclists? If driverless cars put an end to motorcycles I'm probably not the only one who will be upset ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ლ( ლ) - hey bro. Gimme your belt quick. wat Do you own like 30 fedoras? No NSFW allowed; Bad! > No NSFW allowed; Bad! High speed internet. Wish I'd experience that. ( ) you haven't seen it, have you? Are they still dating ? Cause I would worship her like the fair lady she is Can't tell if its all scrot, or if its missing I know black chick- "Babies breath after nursing?" ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That's racist Age restricted "Sadly" Fuck you too BAHAHAHAHAHA.............. Spiders are (sadly) really clever .. When you put them in a glass and release them outside, they can find their way back in I like OP's image... but I honestly think that a 6-year old girl didn't name him "Pakistan"; sounds really BS-ey. What? Can you get that for a hundred bucks? I need an explanation for that Is it cold in there? Dem erect nips tho "Mushrooms" ... Well. So much for trying to play that ongoing joke that /r/nfl never gives the Titans any recognition @ 2:30 oh... > Well. So much for trying to play that ongoing Tired lame ass joke that /r/nfl never gives the Titans any recognition is it really showing off to proclaim I am not offended by airports, police, or comcast? wow. just wow. i didnt even fucking know I was bragging Im on alien blue, theres a button for me :). ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I was 14 and laid up on a sofa hide a bed after having surgery and my mom rented Quest for Fire. Today Rotten Tomatoes gives it an 83%. I don't think I'll try to watch it again. We only like REAL pipe porn here! Damn round eyed burger munchers eating all my food. Not ಠ_ಠ sure ಠ_ಠ. I'll ಠ_ಠ see ಠ_ಠ how ಠ_ಠ they ಠ_ಠ do ಠ_ಠ it . ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) 200 dollars Every time time i read this by the 4th line I look like Dave Matthews is African-American, technically But he adopted one of them and raised him as a civilized person! So he's complicated and can't be all bad. I usually hate white cars but it looks so good on the new model. Kinda jealous I got black you have a crippled sense of humour ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) care to explain? ( ) Those energy drink commercials . > /s ┬─┬ ʕノ•ᴥ•ʔノ \( )/ but you don't Omg that instagram part. I have a friend who posts photos of her pedicures all the time, and the big toe on one of her feet overlaps her second toe. She wears heels all the time too, and whenever I see her, it freaks me out to think of her toes all crunched up inside there like miscellaneous doll parts. It's also worth noting that at many stations, the bike lockers serve double duty as urinals for hobos and drunks. And community tf2 maps at the bottom of the page sorted by popularity American imperialism extends to food, as well Alien blue lets me just paste it ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ It's Le Lenny Face [ಠ_ಠ](#g "it's predictable though. but i still have some faith that they could be a little brighter. i've never been so wrong ") The items on the Taco Bell menu aren't real Spanish words Never heard that expression before, but it seems fitting..... ಠ_ಠ on Alien Blue there's a button for it （\ '_')\ ノ( ノ) Not really. If I was about that karma lifestyle , I wouldn't continually post conservative opinions on reddit that rake in -100 karma. IDGAF. Boredom on midnights equals ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ everywhere. have an upvote!! Genuinely more disappointed that you're looking for combos with handstands in them We dont say cobba.....we say mate, alright MATE Sure... Roommate... Tale Yes I thought it was a dream and I was waiting for Frank to wake wake up or something... but no that one wet blood stain that won't let the pad stick though According to Google it's 20°C (68F) in Midlothian Does the sound of passing cars not disturb anyone else? ( ) ( ) That third panel ┬─┬ノ( ノ) It upset me So under the "completely meaningless statistic" category, it's only taken me five months to surpass the karma total I had with my old account (little less than 16,000). It took me a year and a half to hit that on the old account. I spend wayyy too much time on Reddit... I just fucking lost it. I'm picturing the teacher yelling "Give me that!" Then grabbing a handful of boner and his face morphing into Maybe they are punishing you for spanking so many fat people. ( ) Dat poster HAHAHA THIS IS SO FUNNY Not "supposed" to be. Yes, because adb on Android totally doesn't exist and this one thing is representative of the entirety of the Apple ecosystem. Kamu kok apal aja sih seleraku gimana "Sings"? If you don't get this joke, the Simpsons are too smart for you . ┬─┬ノ( ノ) The Alien Blue app has a button. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ NEVER kill friendly heavies ┬─┬ノ( ノ) "Entry Level.....requiring 2-4 years experience" The worst is rubbing two pieces of Styrofoam together ** ** I can't tell if this is sarcasm or not... ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I refunded that skin In Alien Blue, the reddit app for iOS it's just a default that you can put in. See: That sounds just like a montage parody No NSFW allowed; Bad! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Hey! We don't need to hear about every plane crash in the world ok! Just the Malaysian ones. ┌( )┘ I thought it was satire from the title. Not really anymore. We usually use a soffreh for little kids when we have people over. A relative tried to dump me on the little kid soffreh a few months ago, I'm 27. Boner Spies. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) This was cool. it was weird singing it out loud though I just could not stop laughing A turd, it was on the mop handle. This is only $1.74 when you convert to USD. Why the hell do I sound like I'm trying to sell this? Wait....You...Fisted..... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) When can I expect the next great depression? I have always wanted to lose weight and I am looking forward to starvation OP's Dad __ __ Can't tell if serious or just troll Oh you sick fuck ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Also, how has no one mentioned the stripes? Great! another amazing game that will make it from kickstarter to 3DS but not in my region. I'm looking at you ShovelKnight Decades? Rookies... SF Giants Rookies... Adrianza Ooh, goody. Taking another crack at content strangulation, eh? I predicted it in the last thread, and here we are. Excellent. I like how every cat has an element of in its face. ( ) I haven't seen "zombie" as a choice! either. They've done this a couple times. This was the worst since they pretty much took all of our all time posts. Stupid buzzfeed Townsend... I'm getting sick of your shit... Not this again...  And double  for you   I'm the quickest hedgehog around ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) The fuck was that shit Adrianza Dang Norman, what's with the hover hand?? repetition Parents in aformentioned car, ლ( ლ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) /r/evenwithcontext # Elaborate. Now. My reaction after reading the entire thread: ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ugh...my latest new guy friend just hit me with "i dont see you as black" (╯°□°）╯ノ( ノ) without the table it is two italians arguing. I hate the new packaging for the Blu-Rays ###**┬─┬ノ( ノ)** ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) There is. You just need to go deeper. Why is that funny? I bet you didn't even laugh All we know is it's called the . ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That's what Hitler thought too! Actually if you read the FAA statement it's already banned, Its a Doctor Who reference ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Too many Shqip you meant to say ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Sorry. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That could upset her if she found out? ... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Neosporin is antibiotic ointment ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) He described the creeps as child soldiers, fighting alone on a battlefield for a cause they don't believe in ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞ - - - - - - ☜( ☜) Every single comment you have made in this thread is "ಠ_ಠ." That is not promoting discussion the 15 time you post the same face. Do you know what that means? You get the face from me. Just a tiny bit, I'm just saying I could get terraria and dream quest for that price combined (but what ever floats "anyones" boat) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That's nothing to brag about considering how weak of percentage an american beer is. Don't tell me what to do! t( t) ( )–Ψ How have you gone through so many fantasia already? På vegne af alle.... Et les gens qui coupent les spaghettis ... oh my god.... he is playing real life pokemon Did anyone send me crunchies recently? They didn't have a note and I cant find a gifted post. I know I didn't buy them for myself...and I really hope that my husband didn'tbuy them. Because that would mean that he knows about them and I will have to share. \>mfw Say "MeisterRasse" in germany, you wont make many friends for sure How is OP the only person in here who knows how to use fucking paragraphs? You guys are all criticizing Kishimotos writing, yet cannot form a proper paragraph. Really lends credibility to your claims... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You haven't lived until you've had whiskey spaghetti Christmas in July? WTF?! I've always wanted a stamp for disproving things. I read that in Peter and Chris Griffin's voices... It drove his wife a bit *batty.* ( )–Ψ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) " ┬─┬ノ( ノ) pretty accurate Pretty Accurate ┬─┬ノ( ノ) 1998 + 6 = 2004 + 6 = 20... hey wait a minute ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Yeah I was like woooo someone finally admitting socialism isn't inherently bad.... Did he just say feudalism??? Don't screw with me. I want that sweater. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (~ )~ ~( ~) ~( )~ (~ )~ ~( )~ (❍ᴥ❍ʋ) ಠ_ಠ ఠ_ఠ ಠ_ರೃ ಠoಠ ಠ~ಠ ಠ╭╮ಠ ಠ▃ಠ ಠﭛಠ ತಎತ ಥ_ಥ ರ_ರ ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ ( .-. ) ( .o.) 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"Money"?* ┬─┬ノ( ノ) There is a difference between despising the actions of a group of people and despising a group of people based on their religious beliefs. You sir don't know the difference, and I take it you are a Jew getting offended that people disagree with Israel's actions. Being offended is your problem you are struggling with, so you may want to reevaluate your beliefs if you are getting offended. Good thing your rich white folks can send you to the promise land whenever you want. so don't worry as long as the brainwashing movement is around your precious state in the ME will remain, with thousands of dead Palestinians beneath it. Anti-semitism is irrelevant here. This is a human rights violation and is incredibly illegal and Zionist Jews are to blame. Fuck them. What do you think Spielberg would think of you making out in the middle of schindlers list? I can't believe that people think that raw meat should be even considered sterile. No kind of raw meat can EVER be sterile, including beef and fish. please no Ok, but we're watching you Jesus. That's awful. Royal Gwent, Nevill Hall both are. Mind you, trying to get a space in them is nigh on impossible, Fuck no he probably does all the drugs and shit and kills people. If there homeless its there fault <---- mfw what I have a garden cat. She chases squirrels but also uses the garden as a toilet. And last month she had babies under my house. They're a visual distraction and they cause car accidents Well, especially when CNN is getting a large majority of their stories from Reddit... the most reliable news source of all. I'd feel awkward walking into any major place. Mostly because I'm that guys that goes "better get the bomb guy here" whenever I see one ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You can read a dictionary but not about how their conscription doesn't require anyone to soldier at all? Asshole head? are you sure what the fuck Dat marketing tho. ** ** Heh, "fecal matter hits the rotary air impeller" Next they will rise and overthrow the major civs. Phrasing! > They're not even consistent within the same brand. I can't think of anything to say other than " "... oh - that's ok then. yea, this sure is funny. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ One of my best friends. Those guys... Shit it's not even available on On Demand! I know, I CHECKED THERE FIRST! I had no choice but to move online. I also found out about it from a friend... damn nick. No i was a child free minded person, though not militantly so. my wife was as well... but we weren't so careful and, welp, had a kid. neither of us regret a thing, and being parents has been pretty damn easy so far. our daughter is almost two, so i guess like everything in life, that could change. i come here for the rants, and discussion. its good to see, and try to recognize the things that you might do that might offend or drive other people crazy. i like to think im the kind of parent most of you could tolerate, but lets be honest, no one can satisfy everyone 100% of the time. i also love to play devils advocate, but i usually save that for one of my alt accounts ;) ... You wot I've done this and nothing has improved GgGgg, 'g' ok... Those Tracks.... ( ) ... ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ಠ_ಠ Twitch touches pokemon So you could touch pokemon? .... ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ಠ_ಠ)–Ψ START JORDAN LYNCH ( )–Ψ How young? Wat een ramp zeg! I was told my flair would be random Ok m8 whatever u say ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ A little, but significant part of me just died It was so frustrating to watch! "I literally have *no idea* what these things are"... I think that's because they know they'll rekt you in the ink.... ¯\_( )_/¯ As if VR as a hobby isn't expensive enough.. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ( ) I wouldn't want to hear that voice ┬─┬ノ( ノ) My dad always used to tell me that when I found porn in his recent history I got told I had nice crayons. I didn't have any crayons with me That was the joke ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Your username I thought there was a veterinarian in Iraq who was keeping ducks. ( ) Not sure what Amazon has to do with this in any capacity. Some idiot sucks at flying a drone in his spare time > I feel like this must have something to do with pack mentality. Humans evolved as pack hunters, and dogs/wolves (also pack hunters) evolved alongside us for the past 30,000 or so years. Men who are cat lovers are weird to me... [](/dashiepose) - Study Swedish Great, now were one step closer to the robot uprising. ( ) I read that as "Artificial Insemination"... The egg carton. From INSIDE the fridge. So slicky means fish, and dooker means... uh... I'm so sad I'm going to miss this, work blocks my imgur ** ** Well if it's-- Actual question gets downvoted, Chelsea joke gets upvoted. You're talking about my clitoris ** ** Your shower goes up to 300 degrees? Stop being so self righteous, it's obviously getting looked into Cool movie scene = Holocaust? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Russia ** ** dont start off with the dick pick just dont In prison... Where is the beard?! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Shooting guns, scissors, eating dinner next to right handed people, and sitting in every college lecture in a right handed desk. ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I'm that friend. A 60-something German man came on to me in a bar, and told me I had "a face from the Bible". I'm 27 and The only guys that hit on me could be my grandfather We do not pronounce storm as stawm here. It doesn't look like a fish at all! WOAH.. so -supposedly- in 2016 we are going to see movie adaptations of Uncharted, Metal Gear Solid and TLOU.. If other drugs have not worked this would be the next logical step. It's been tested and approved so yeah it's not aspirin, but it's not like buying drugs from the shady guy in the back room either. ooc: Medic cabin. Now. Damn… we be pumping out politically retarded people We aren't all yuppy douchebags ༼ つ ༽つ Moar -> Moar -> Moar -> Moar -> >...it gets dirty in his room... > Some of the comments on that article... wat. I fucking hate fatasses like lose some wait Jesus. Also shitty photoshop mfw burning your minutes on a free call I'm quakin' in my boots. I have no idea what to think of this rule.. I'm a teenager. I want to stare at shoes alone in the middle of the night. But I also don't want to stare at shoes alone in the middle of the night. I also want those freaking addictive pretzels. Sekou, I'm not sure any of us want to see you in a bikini ( ) I did well over a thousand HITs before my first rejection and I know it seems like a big deal...but it really isn't. I've had requesters say they'd reverse them and not follow through...it's not critical as long as you keep up your HITs. Like the old saying, everything matters but nothing matters very much. "Believe Me ft. Lil Wayne" (ﾉ )ﾉ -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ). Wait, where'd I get the second table from? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I had this English teacher who failed me TWICE because I answered every question without any grammar/spelling errors. Her excuse? " Your English is really good, but your answers were in a higher level than what we have in the book/expect from our students. " Your nickname is "a bit" homophobic Barrister? The dude looks exactly like Looks of disaproval: ಠ_ಠ - ಥ_ಥ - ಠ▃ಠ - (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ - ლ( ლ) - ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) - (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ - ( • )( •ԅ(ˆ⌣ˆԅ) - ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) - (╯ಠ益ಠ）╯︵ ┻━┻ That's hardcore What. How do you even do a ASCII pedo bear I once read a tifu where this guy was asked by a fat chick to do something similar and he ended up pulling out her asshole ( ) ( ) I said it too. "works every time". Oh, so she is an expert on these situations I see. Moms aren't allowed to do that Every hole... Ewwwwww This hits hard after just watching Snowpiercer the other day At first I thought you were mentioning how hot she was at that age How come all of the terms with "waffle" in it involve poop ( ) Not this again You have a penis. Well first things first, I'm going to pretend you didn't use the term "friend zone" unironically ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I'm laying on a hotel bed while reading this. -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Maybe his caretaker has a wristwatch. Then the answer to your question is TB. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) But... but... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Fuck dude nasty shittttt Full Havels Armor... Sind das aber auch DEINE? ( ) You did what to ryze? ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ "THE E" ノ( ノ) op here, posted that early in the morning from my phone without checking. Just got home and my friend told me that he saw my post, told me to check my inbox also. Thanks guys, I scanned my pc with various scanners thinking i had malware or something, then called my friends before I checked here. . 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Weird rules. ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ OMG look, something awful for me has my name on the label, I better buy it and drink it. Yeah! No fucking way I went to med school to help people! Have fun looking at the big screens Dammit all to hell, Ron. Read you review, swallowed my mouthful of saliva, and then hit up Google. I can't buy this yet. I think it's because they know what would happen to a room without a roof on a plane ( ) I stayed with a fam with a polydactyl kitty when I was a kid. Cat name: Boliver Shagnasty : ) I wish they would "imagine something greater" than this Read that as hanger... > Bonus if they have a snotty assistant, he likes to stick it to them by buying like 4 pairs at a time to show them who's boss Wow that decent? Gotta see this! They even cut the three man team doing my project projected in years for us to just me, the assistant. Thankfully with ACA my health is getting better for the interim and I don't have to rely on the job for it persay. I'll probably be bankrupt when the tax man comes since the subsidy here seems to be more of a loan but meds buy a normal level of time and energy. Maybe I should just go work for Costco. the exercise would do me some good. :p Those bears love cocaine. Why were you drinking her shit? Embarrassing. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I can feel the sarcasm intensifying ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) wait, wait. I got a face for it here somewhere..... ah here we go: It's a good thing all my assets are in guns and ammo. I always have been. "Done with sheep" ┬─┬ノ( ノ) He didn't make one video in a single day for eight days... One of the questions asked how long it took for Sakura to unlock her Byakugan As some upset about that figure being Ren of all people (?), *holy damn*. That looks amazing Not sure actually. I know " " doesn't. Cheese nips Update before the gym. Holy hell. I sweat when I eat, I sweat when stand in front of the ac. I sweat walking up stairs. I get winded easy as hell. Leg day tonight with some arm work as they refuse to grow. . Seriously I've been stuck at 16" for the last year. awww...how cute ** ** What school? Same! I thought the line from Enter Sandman was "sleep with one-eyed old men", instead of "sleep with one eye open". terat and teratt were already taken. I'm lookin at you, /u/terat and /u/teratt. Wat. Im glad I havent seen any stories here about me. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I think I would certainly goto prison for that. Also Where did you get that not equal syntax ... It burns... The way he pronounces famas ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Punchline in the title... I see you like to live dangerously ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Thats gotta be the most unique method of feeding I already know where this is going The weird fireplace thing around it pushed it into territory for me. ┌∩┐( )┌∩┐ Now he's "squirrel-fucker" Texas is it healthy for a Seal to live and give birth in THAT FUCKING DIRTY ASS WATER?? I hear ya. There was this one question which asked what team number and who is the leader of Shikamaru's, Ino's and Choji's squad and it's supposed to be Team 10: Asuma. I got it right the first time but every time I got that question again it keeps saying I'm incorrect and the right answer is Team 8: Kurenai Well then you just accidentally created one of my new favorite emotes then. Along with this one. always makes me laugh, not sure why. That picture really compliments bales package Fighter within and lococycle. Hopefully. Yeah that one is a classic. The restaurant closes at 9:30 and people walk up at 9:25 and say "whew, made it just in time!" Bunny. It's funny how the homeless guy was investigating the joint, like "huh, what have we here? Puff pufff...." Hm. Starts fires. ( ) Wow, that's a name I haven't heard for a while My englisch Bad i know Yea the old lady handed her one from under the stall Is it dead?? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Wouldn't you end up having your own head in your vagina? This is a bit creepy since you're "closely related" ¯\\_( )_/¯ Yes. You're right. Their decision to celebrate their life and love in a way that brings them joy is so much worse than your judgemental prickish attitude. Yeah I was just making a joke, the fact that you "smelled" your relative just sounds kind of creepy, thus ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Oh man, I would love if this place was actually east-coast bagel quality. So far Denver bagels have been really disappointing. Did you know that they put OREGANO on everything bagels at Moes? What the hell is that?! > Yeah I was just making a joke, the fact that you "smelled" your relative just sounds kind of creepy, thus Rude... Let me guess... You would've been happy to accommodate his whiny ass, but all your spare halibut plates went to the two dozen shitbirds who didn't RSVP. Hey look, we're fourth. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) > I see what you did there... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I read this as "slutty *minor* selfies", and I was like Still, already happens. Not very common, but I clearly remember that happening to me twice. I even complained about it to my squad mates and they were like A lot of slaves stayed to work for their former masters because they had no money and no other options I see all ingredients except for the most important. Love. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) /u/PleaseRespectTables ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) The car melted? Haha must be a shitty car! *opens link only to realize it the same car I drive... Not even whiterun Jesus christ, if these people are serious then holy fucking shiiiiiit, people can be strange That's the joke Says "IndustrialSabotage"... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (o)(o)ノ( ノ) I was being sarcastic... I guess other's were actually disagreeing with you I have a blog (that is resting now...) I can't write the juicy stuff though as my sons are on Reddit. "Someone eats a bite of your meal so you throw it all in the trash?" I do this or give it to them. I thought most people did. Acts specifically removed the prohibition for eating shellfish. deathwave88 was my dub swag buddy That Ambition Kha'zix dive is blowing my mind Bunny. ಠ_ಠ ┬─┬ ︵ ┬─┬ ︵ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ︵ ┬─┬ ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ ┬─┬ ︵ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ︵ ┬─┬ ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ ┬─┬ ︵ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ︵ ┬─┬ ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ ┬─┬ ︵ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ︵ ┬─┬ ︵ ┬─┬ "Hey, ebola is in africa. K. An American has ebola. What, it's in the US? That is newsworthy. He's in africa. " ( ) Dandy is the transfer student . Space Dandy in highschool? Double . In all seriousness this episode was amazing, the references to highschool muscial, dirty dancing, et were funny. Did anyone else feel like the preview for the next episode looked really low budget? ┌( )┘ I know this show has been getting a lot of slack lately. And honestly it has been having a bit of a rough period, most of Season 4 and 4b was slow with the exception of the mid season finale, "The Grove"(fantastic episode), and the season finale. Season 3 was good, for the most part. But I really didn't like Season 2 so much. Everyone who has been working on Season 5 has been saying how it's going to be action packed and amazing and all that. And yah, I get it. "Well what else do you expect them to say?". But they haven't seemed this excited or sure of a season ever before. I personally can't wait, and am really excited for Season 5. This show has disappointed me before (dat season 3 finale ), but I have a good feelings about this season. Let's hope it delivers. Link, pls I copy and pasted them from elsewhere and set them as keyboard shortcut. Qqq makes and ppp makes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ That's strange... I wonder how they all died then... You should've seen the ones at my fair I was appalled I'm no help, but I felt compelled to say this once I noticed: November/December **2014** Ok, that's enough reddit for me today. I'm not sure if that's a compliment or if I should take offense... Have an up vote but I'm watching you You better not disappoint or PorkedPork will be treating you with lots of rectal prolapse. ^^^^imwatchingyou Watchu mean food fight Vdara... which isn't even a real word "Adult video game arcade" ...your source for that statement is a reddit comment which mentions an inability to find sources. I haven't played in a while after I constantly had my ship blow up in space... It would survive the gravity of kerbin and the insane pressures, but in space I would separate and boom. Of course I'm doing space wrong but it's so frustrating when you spend hours building only for it to die in actual space. I can get my ships into space, but god forbid I want to go to other celestial bodies... Not enough fuel or my ship rips itself apart while in orbit. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┌( )┘ Had a guy do a fairly similar thing to me. Was getting busy when he "accidentally" slipped inside the backdoor without warning or proper lubrication. I'd never done that before, and would have preferred to keep it that way. Never yelled at somebody to get away from me so fast in my life That's usually when I decide when it's time for me to go to sleep. I once started cracking up when someone said box ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Oh my... so hot. If the driver and kids in the car were deaf, how did they hear ANYTHING the crowd was saying? It's going to be funny when he gets another knee injury with NO CONTACT... Too bad d rose isn't smart enough to be a good player without athleticism.... Can't even get a minimum score on the sat... Yup, that's what I ended up getting. Turned out somebody transfered my tauren to a new server, changed her into a troll and renamed her "Twoboobs" Why did you rename you community sparkle vintage lugermorph to a community sparkle vintage lugermorph? How do they look like they are made for kids? If only it wasn't a repost from 2 days ago I feel your pain, in my last condo the old owners wall papered everything.... And I mean the walls AND the CEILINGS even in the CLOSETS... That was fun. i read it in a poll before i actually ever felt it. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) >BeefShart ┬─┬ノ( ノ) cyanide pills I just came home from a vacation to Virginia Beach. When we crossed into Ohio on our way back we stopped at the first gas station we saw, and a fireworks shop was right across the road. Ex Boss Juan Glide Don't buy it then. I'm pretty sure you were/are one of my coworkers "I have a VERY small sample size so far..." My Birthday Those gamecubes were tough as hell! One time my dad hid mine from me, on top of his truck, , and drove off with it having of forgotten it was there, it hit the road at around 30mph, and was still perfectly fine, the GameCube that is. My dad, not so much Thank you sir ( ) Ahh yes how easily I forget that common sense is what drives the internet. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand child porn Hitler's in there too. I don't know if he intended it or not, but I wince everytime I see it. It's a *terrible* name. The last doujin track I saw with as terrible a name was named "Eleven Little Niggers"... ᕕ( )ᕗ but dem floppies.. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) /╲/\╭ʕಠ- ͜ʖ -ಠʔ╮/\╱\ /╲/\╭( ͡° ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ͡°)╮/\╱\ Great! Now I have the Bubble Bobble tune stuck in my head for the rest of the day 8=((============================) } ( ) /u/i_sell_moon_rocks Not with that attitude ya can't ( ) Life hack .. Dunno why Akali resets enough said ** ** Gifts to 1%-ers. Color me shocked I'm using a Verizon 4G LTE MiFi hotspot for my primary internet source and it is the worst internet service I've ever experienced. They don't even offer bigger data plans than 10GB/month. So overages can be commonplace. And the 4G can be compared to 3G speeds at times. Yeah, great way to take care of your customers What You never stop DAT TITLE TYPO WOW Infect. Why do you get down voted? Yes, let's fuck over Bill Finger even more. Beautiful collection... however I feel a a tiny little bit offended that you created 2 Nazi Germany flags, but no "democratic" german flag . ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Indígena? Wat? I wore my burgundy hoodie yesterday! . no homo. First World War centenary stole my thunder . 'You shot me because i was darker' ... ....... You're 25?! I thought you were a teenager. Man this one girl that posted she had her first period in over a year The TR lately has made me hate the game ""since of security"" the hell is that? Looks like a woman, no? I'm pretty sure I'm seeing a head, boobs, and a butt. Why would someone make this in a public place ? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) But they have to pay to buy the Coke in the first place ლ( ლ) Yea 'cos Crackle and Pop are totally from a different brand than Kellogg Rice Krispies. Hmm... I wonder why the percentages are all the same for the fucktards to normal people... oh wait... Yes. That's the reason that her skeleton won't fight sick ass daemons in the afterlife Exactly, I have owned many $30 bags because they just don't hold up. I bit the bullet and bought a classic Coach tote (sans logos, it's a very timeless bag for sure and is just gorgeous) at an outlet for about $120, it was originally $430. It has held up SO well and is entirely worth the money. I'm just upset that she had the money to get a Michael Kors bag and got one with the logo plastered all over it What bugs me the most about that picture is that full signet warrior in your party. ( ) I've never known a man that had "Accidentally" sat on said nuts. However i can say that I've known a guy that i went to high school with that got his testies tied into a knot. He tried to hop a fence , apparently. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) damn. do you treat all strangers with cuddling? that seems like some dope way to get out of every situation possible, well... except if you're dealing with a crying man talking to his penis whilst also slapping it iPhone 5C, by my parents' choice. Oh my god I didn't even realize ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That's new ghost smearing your appearance and walking nude , places. It must be weird being the sky diving trainer knowing your old ass student could have a heart attack and be dead before you hit the ground. What a way to go though. "my parents are going to screw me" I know wouldn't you want to past a shit ton then press print once. Smh... What, do you think my questions are not thought-provoking like Unidan's ? ** ** And since most of them go unreported... 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Can't read and blames you. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Ahh! 'Twas a typo! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Saranno cazzi suoi We're a Twizzlers family Shopping for a house. I'm worried that realtors have banged in any house I look at Can't get crowds because of rubbish game times with no visibility; can't get better game times with good visibility because of small crowds. Zerg haz forcefields...? And the page is in French... Don't fucking ask about the size of your penis, men. I used to know a guy like that. He never asked me if I thought that his dick was big per se. But he often said in the most nonchalant way possible "Man, my dick sure is small". At first I asnwered with the usual "Nah, babe, it's perfect". But soon my only reaction was ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Dat username......you really are a freak on a leash you can see the separation of titty meat and implant...cute Seemed legit until the part about the "men in black". Lower your Jihadist donger ノ( ノ ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Have you had any recent injury incapacitating both your arms? How do you get the crafting table in the first place without opening your inventory? Been there before - used to wake up on park benches too.. Another, smaller bed Please, I need the story behind this Eyyyyyy welcome to the club. I'm 16, 6ft 2 in. and 47 Kg We're looking at you, Saudi Arabia. But almonds don't have nipples Someone is. Be honest, you would download a car if possible Putin is making missile silos. You spooky son of a bitch. You stole my comment. I'm watching you Character theif.. I see you That's the jo... oh. #### Uhhh... was Lorcian always able to do that? Dispigable... #### Yeah I was talking about the demon thing. There used to be this crazy guy in my hometown who used to walk around and ask random people "Can I ask you something?" or "Have I asked you already?". He never actually asked anything other than that question. I see what you did there. #### (┛ )┛彡 ^ןןǝpsɯɯɐɹ ( )           (.-. ) ^^-why ^^you ^^do ^^this? -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) With the reality kings logo in the corner, I was expecting a lot more. Wtf did I just read? > ( )&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;(.-. ) ^^-¿sıɥʇ ^^op ^^noʎ ^^ʎɥʍ (ᓄಠ_ಠ)ᓄ y'all dongers need jesus (ᓄ )ᓄ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ NO LICKING IT! > Yeah, I always find Pokémon more adorable after you beat them up. What if you want to ask them legit questions Jeg håber du troller > Provides multiple sources proving that Rogue == Thief. Gets called an idiot by a guy who provides no sources to back his argument what-so-ever. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ︵ ノ( ノ) Lol are you feeling euphoric right now? Or we flood them with ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I do enjoy borscht and Moscow mules.... My god. Novelty in the sense that he usually leaves SFW porn gifs as replies. Kind of like there are accounts that only leave as a reply. I loaded up Hearthstone, saw no indication of why I can't play Plague Quarter and came here. Mfw I read 11:59 Yep the high performance ones are 2 piece configurations. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I can't remember, I was like 7 years old Welcome to reddit, where 2-3 morons are immediately representing how a whole group feels. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) And you wonder why none are good . Confidence is a thing you know Hi future!!!! FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY !!!!!! Pro tip don't pluck out both left and right sides at once. I didn't know better and couldn't really eat at all Barnes&Nobles. I ordered online though because in-store they're worth $90.00. ( ) that's about it. :D (┛ )┛彡┻━┻ What are you measuring it with? That's a union decision. All those in favour say aye. All those against say... Both sides are getting annoying. You have people upset about changes losing their minds immediately upon implementation, repeatedly spamming the same post - and that inspires the vigilantes to speak up and try to do their part to get everyone to chill out. Everyone thinks they're doing the right thing to move the game in the right direction and no one seems to acknowledge that their point has already made.... Recently... On an adjacent post. Need to get in 35W south? Better get in the left lane when I'm leaving St Paul. Sit on this for a bit. These Cleveland announcers Dude Reddit, what are you doing? ಠ▃ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ▃ಠ ɷ ɷ I like to make my character stand next to the pole in the flag capture mode and pole dance. Go home, Japan, you're drunk We don't have ü Don't make me murder your SO. ** ** I am a little bit disturbing but that's how I roll. Twist: They don't actually open until 6pm on Wednesdays If you go to her profile she describes how "not clean" they were.   That scared me pretty bad !!!!! Wtf. I would have flipped shit Alphonso... Saw on Facebook via buzzfeed in gifs ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I was laughing at hipsters before it was cool. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Happened 2 weeks ago. I ate greasy pizza the night before I went fishing in the Gulf of Mexico. My girlfriends step-dad is coming with my dad and I and it was my first time to fish with him. I had tried to go before we got on the boat but no I couldn't. We get 3 miles out off shore. Here comes my stomach kicking my ass( btw there's no center console toilet). I hold it about 30 minutes and think "how the hell can I hold this for 3 and a half more hours." then I told my dad I had to shit. He says just go in the bucket. I look at him like he's crazy but I had to shit " " the Pokemon. His siblings and him came about by his mom fucking... his dad.... with a strap on huh...? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) "my friends and I" "It's-a me, Mario!" is a close second for me despite it only coming up once. I'm sure Ubisoft felt my through time and space. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ What are you implying? Mr Fancy Pants. It took you 23hrs to come back with that... Did you reinstall your OS after switching motherboards? ┌∩┐ ┌∩┐ Damn right! Your name makes the comment even better. Teach me your ways senpai I'm not losing gold but the transaction also does not go through. So wing still locked, no Plague Quarter for me ~~┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ノ( ノ)~~ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ nipple clamps Yeah, and that can sometimes be a bad thing These people take their shit seriously. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You son of a bitch, that was supposed to be implied. ( ) ಠ_ಠಠಠ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I like it, i enjoy playing MMOs so this anime is kind of up my alley, but i mentioned to a friend and she absolutely hates it, i just didnt get it... Are you sure you mean Young? Because the face that Valencia is pulling looks more like to me ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Want to post in /r/gonewild? Leafs - With Balotelli in the middle ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Swallow ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Given your level of condescension so far, this is the pinochle of a lazy response. ノ( ノ ) But you can be damn sure we are watching Is that .... a sword with a pressure gauge? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Please respect tables, /u/Unidan. Those nipples Are you saying people who follow the Kardashians are dumb? black man here, if I came to visit Liechtenstein, what should I go see and do, and would people look at me weird? How's them hoes up there in Liechtenstein? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Vaccines cause autism. ( ) Wow, I totally feel like playing on a reddit server now. It looks like the train keeps moving at the same speed during the slomo..... There was some Aggie couple who decided to get married in College Station on the day of the 2013 Bama game. They made the news for it ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) > It looks like the train keeps moving at the same speed during the slomo..... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Apparently I didn't get the memo that Cincinnati has officially annexed the three northernmost counties in Kentucky. Thank you, crack MSNBC graphics team, for this updated map of my erstwhile home state. Join the republican party and become one of them! Uhhhhh I need an invite for the oneplus Yeah, and I plan to max everything tonight (1 am ) and eventually it will be awoken (although I just blew all my tamas awakening my Andromeda team- now complete). It was a very pleasant surprise to realize it though as Lmeta (+270 too) and Valk were already maxed and I used my saved up gold supers last time to get Kirin to lvl 75. I even had my Verche max skilled, and if I need her Echidna is maxed and skilled as well. Right now its looking like Kirin/Verche/Valk/Apollo (somewhat skilled too!)/Lmeta is pretty solid for me, and all I have to do is top off Kirin and level Apollo and Verche from ~20 to max tonight. It... Wat... Like. srsly? ( ) My boss shakes left to right That's what is great about it, the developers get a chance to really say what train of thought is behind the changes. That being said the explanation behind the lee sin changes was really strange. Statikk starts off by saying they are changing lee because he's a really strong early game aggressive jungler and then he goes on about that he's a early game champion and therefore they are nerfing his late game. Source? For science. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) My butthole just puckered so hard it turned me inside out and back again. ノ( ノ) ノ( ノ) down voted, not a country!! Hop on the bandwagon noob First thing I see. "My ass is hungry for some nigga balls" WTF!? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Hallucinations stop screwing with OP .OP stop screwing with drugs. Pee Wee's Big Adventure. "...black guy." Seriously? That's not weed Why do you want to know? Except I like dogs. I think I got 4 wins, but I'm scrub. :P You can also quickly show disapproval, observe: I wonder how air marshals feel about this. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ I'm pretty sure an end user using extremely outdated software doesn't qualify as tech-support gore. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I know, but... I ain't fuckin wit you What happened to my hashtag??? And just kinda stare her down when she doesn't. kinda like that. At least we've been in the playoffs in the last 2 decades He's not coming anywhere the hell near my brother! Those were the beauties? What's the one backwards book, seems suspicious Machine gun-Dread? 18 wraps? That turtle made me change my pants, socks, and underwear Those dang turtles and their turtle language. I would but that's not my problem but yours good sir . hating me cause I'm not into your hobby Oh we'll if that's the only thing then doesn't that make him subsequently famous on here . we fell for his plan ! U sound like an angry whale "What? How can bird drawings be NSF... " Ohh..... I expected more I don't know why . Thanks for sharing though ಠ_ಠ not sure how I feel about this Nice video but dude... phrasing Zero. Haven't heard back from TinyCo support in a week. Since this is a "toilet" themed post, best to check out Jenna's public restroom scene in "Skate Trixx". Added bonus (not same scene, luckily)... a midget!! ノ( ノ) Hello Jeremy ( ) annnd now we palpate the abdomen, move down to one leg and checking for priapism.... wut. I had a difficult time being cool with cutting clothes off of pts too. I'd known too many narcissistic clothes obsessed people that this action would of been an act of war. My first ride along, I had to cut the pants off of the daughter in her late teens of a close acquaintance of mine. just awkward and she gave 0 f@cks -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You mean to tell me Katarina isn't a support? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ノ( ノ) "Haha, look at how much of a douche this guy is!" Still unsure Hnnnnnggg. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) What the fuck dude You may say this as a joke but my friend who is new to CS actually asked multiple times how to defuse the bomb ...in the whiskey-rasped voice of her chain smoking father To make photos. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ...there's a .coffee TLD? so, your into little boys that have been tied up?... Woah! Interesting! Kinda surprises me that you could start the car again afterwards. They need to announce something soon. It ridiculous how little information that has come to light. Happy abandonment of your mother's womb! Happy abandonment of your mother's womb! So how many years has it been? -stranger at my party... ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ You poor thing you. Windows Phone also syncs tabs across devices. Then when he mentioned photo editing apps.... It made front page. It's doesn't have anything to do with starting a war or making strawberry waffles for that matter. What's wrong with being a transvestite? Carrrrl that kills pe... Wait the goat's already dead Okay that was more than enough ** ** His voice is so strong ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Today is my first time hearing about it as well... I meant that he isn't a skateboarding teenager anymore... He's almost as old as my parents. -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ( ) /\/\( )/\/\ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ I will never get reddit gold Reminds me of Kristen Stewart. You know I can't imgur at work, Matt. ** ** You enjoy being hit...in the...Dude...It fucking hurts just hearing about it...( ) Chio Chips Bifi ┬─┬ノ( ノ) And now *we* know ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ** ** What an awesome looking bird. I bet if I summoned /u/Unidan he could share some really cool facts! Oh wait.... You're right, I didn't enjoy that. It was... scary. ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) Let's hope not That's easy I could do that on my first try ノ( ノ ) So... waist ( ) a valuable roster spot on a guy who will play 1/3 of the season because it makes the fans happy? Great. Too bad my X360 just RROD'd. Her nipples and belly button. I had to get my doctor to look and see if something in her belly button was hurting/bugging her. Nope. Totally "normal", yet her belly button is all scratched to shit A lot of the things in this subreddit are done on purpose. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Upvoted, because YOU DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO OP. 2000 words per minute. Well, Mount Everest can be climbed That's what kills it for me. No pun intended. Yep, totally normal! With # 1 I was about 16 weeks when you could tell I wasn't just gaining gut-weight. With #2, at 7 weeks I needed to already wear different shirts My pants are already stretchy. Yay me! But yes, second pregnancy appears to yield different results ;) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ...who? who corrected you? Guys...don't downvote this person for asking for an opinion about the team. The shit in this sub that makes the front page. When you typed this you hit all the cop cliches perfectly ಠ_ಠ to unsure how I feel about this 'Cloud' Can I still join the uhca group? ლ( ლ) LazyTown It is the outfits. /\\/\ ( ^^^ಠಠ ^^ಠ ^^ಠ ^^^ಠಠ ) /\\/\ 3spooky5me But, pizza is Italian... You could cancel and reorder. If it was a week ago it probably hasn't shipped yet Although I get that it's just a cake and meant to be funny, I'm still sort of sad whenever I see depictions of the guy being dragged into marriage. I want my SO to continue to enjoy his interests and hobbies. I don't want to be seen as a someone who limits fun activities and forces her way. OP's user name is 'Zyzzling' babyノ( ノ) I work at a nail salon and I constantly massage and touch ladies feet.. I can only imagine how happy people with foot fetishes would be if they had my job.. STOP ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Take your fucking upvote and go . I couldn't swim until I was seven. No one should ever be this jealous of an infant ┬─┬ノ( ノ) This happens to me quite frequently too. Sucks and it seems random. 10 pages in, get an email. Switch over to read email, come back and it reloads back to the top. Next time, switches back and forth fine. Arrggggg....but I think it's an Apple thing. Happens in Chrome and other apps too. Just wanna take a quick look at the map again, decides to reload... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ლ( ლ) Well have you tried Turing it off and on again Billions. ** ** ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Ya...I saw a different post and it appeared they were on a different back end. LOL. There are many variations of Rod and Wippleflot. I see you guys. You serious, bro? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) See I actually picked normal names, not unusual ones. Wanted to be less suspicious I loved the "Numbahh Ttwo" and so forth. Da faq is this shit movie? "You smell good when ... You're shitting" 666th upvote ^ ^^ ^^^ ^^^^ The smell Better than making love *to* a sandwich ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Please respect tables ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) How old were you ? That's not the only thing that will be exposed. That was awkward I didn't mean... I... thank you. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I thought it was an ice cream shop I'm aware, I was more commenting along the lines of tecrogueノ( ノ) ^^^well ^^^played Why so curious? ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ (╯ ）╯︵ ┬─┬ (╯ ）╯︵ ǝnboɹɔǝʇ When I wake up it'll be the 2nd of August and my 23rd birthday. Goodnight from Australia **ONLY** 4 years? >Worse tasting xD lololol I like sporks too tecrogueノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) As the sole IT guy, I got dragged into writing a custom order entry system and I think I can finally get it close to "ready" today. Of course, I have extremely limited coding experience, so it's built on top of WordPress. What could go wrong? 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Always go before a shower so I jump in right afterwards /╲/\╭(ಠ ಠ)╮/\╱\ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) No, tried that Are you fucking kidding me? There is no known cure, it's highly contagious, and for the first couple of weeks that you have it, it seems like you have flu while you're contagious. So yeah it's a big deal that they brought the virus across the ocean. "cuddle" I wonder how long it'll take people to understand the fact that people in Iran are the same as other people on what we call it, the Earth. (╯ ）╯︵ ┻noʎ ʞɔnɟ┻ Still waitin on my juice Oh.... that's not good Wow.. Apparently the owner is asking $75,000 for it ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Please respect tables (┛ )┛彡┻━┻ ( )┌∩┐ Yeah, I figured... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Ouch *stereotypical ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ He (little kuriboh) frickin started the abridged movement OP the links you sent have **both** games. Dunno ノ( ノ) down voted, not a country!! Hop on the bandwagon n00b Still not a country it's a forestノ( ノ) To convenient ಠ_ಠ very convenient Oh really? Damn,I never knew it was that fucking simple. ಠ_ಠ damn ლ( ლ) I agree that wasn't the best of stories The camera being washed who doesn't check for stuff in pockets ? Thrash was already a thing when you were born. \(ಠ_ಠ)/ is life on /r/nosleep \( )/ ( )/ Dude, don't make fun of autism . I have autism But your mom didn't check the pockets ? *Looks at username* (╯ )╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Would you mind if I saw your comment needs a disapproving face ---> That sounds like clairvoyant psychic images of death.ad also if you saw a spider then an image of death caused by the spider then why would you not kill if and save a life . If only my girl actually liked anything but heels, flats and sandals Well then .out of your ability to stop that . Wells Fargo does his too. ಠ_ಠ jokes on you OP I have no rational thinking when it comes to /r/nosleep i plan to go back to the city today, thinking that puncak arus balik mudik will be happened tomorrow on sunday. apparently, seems like everyone i know is going back to the city today What do you mean "you people"? -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That's exactly what Hitler said after WWI ended I wonder how many people just cheated with copy and pasted. I wanted to do so myself but I couldn't bring myself to do it. So (╯ )╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Joined reddit. It's been almost two years and I can't escape. "Evelynn - farming influence" The last gif isn't even what's quoted. Shima and Lina seem like well adjusted young women What if master chief already knows this and had a shady browser history ( ) Don't do it. We can't afford to lose another xboxer. PS exclusives have no replay value. Master chief needs you. Welp, don't think I'm gonna take shit from a 15 year old either. You should get it checked out I have pretty close to a cubic foot of pokemon cards still lot of them are rare but no one to sell to . Simone was also an amazing president. Can't grow crazily while being environmentally cautious ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ The word "bae" As in being inside her while she was pregnant. What kind of fucked up shoujo manga do you read Burn the XP device ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Not to be a buzzkill but Anastasia was Don Bluth not Disney. I'd have loved it if Anastasia had taken her royal role instead of eloping, what the hell As Austria? The nation with missions to get PU CBs on 2 of its large neighbours. You were not able to gain a PU over Hungary and Bohemia, regardless of the missions which GIVE YOU CBs on those nations. Yes where do you live I will fly to the ends of the earth to make this happen. Because it's a slow day today... That's the price of my PC ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Same thing with me. In my first ranked my whole team told me I should kill myself, I was 1/1/6 Renekton top. Got a pistol handy? ノ(ಠ_ಠノ )LOWER YOUR DONGERS ノ( ノ) ノ( ノ) I just spent 10 minutes scouring the google. There is nothing linking this guy to nbc or any other form of sports journalism whatsoever. Reported him to both nbc sports and twitter. It looks awesome. Dat name tho. Never ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ I would still like to be friends. And we were informed by a couple members in Soupskidz and by captainmike the other day that you were not dropping the alliance. So of this is true then SkypeTeam will have no allies for palace. If it is false then dongers shall be raised Amazing you're typing this while in the hospital. _minimalist\*_ ( ) I have so many questions right now... ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)‎ Why? You don't approve my settings? You're hopeless... Maaaybe not with you, syphilisaurus Or, according to OP, it's because some of you love them. (╯ )╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ^^^^^^^༼ ^^^^^^^つ ^^^^^^^◕_◕ ^^^^^^^༽つ ༼ つ ༽つ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I like the second trimester and 3/4 of the third. I CANNOT stand the first trimester Try sour drinks and COLD water, eat within your cravings, try ginger gravol, and if need be, get Diclectin. The prescription didn't help me eat normally but it took away the constant, aggravating nausea. I wish I knew about it for my first pregnancy It is what it is. ( ) Ageism. Episode 5 and both Martian and Terran soldiers still have zero tactics . Terran could have tried pincer attacks, smokescreen, EMP, etc. ( ) Children are dying from the genocide in Darfur and I'm still reading about some guy who got banned on a website for something wrong he did...the internet makes me sad sometimesಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ "Are Asians from Asia?" Your tl;dr is longer than your actual post. ( ) ಠ_ಠ Incest talks on first date? I'm not twisting his head. His head is laying in my hand and my thumb is beside his head. I wasn't even holding his head still! Yeesh! Why do people have to be jerks?!? I was actually just thinking how disgusting and unsanitary that is. I mean I know the area is trashed but it looks like someone is going to have to come along later and clean up the area and these pieces of shits piece of shit. MFW it's actually my seat Jamie's got those eyes of death, in the pic & in the tat Um okay. If that's the cae, time to reinstall my old cracked Win7 ultimate (that I legitimized via Win8 purchase at launch) then take the free upgrade. So basically you have to watch a haunted house .smudges last about 3months and they will be gone for about a month or more and haven't smudged the house since then. ಠ_ಠ your timing is bad on that part .UPDATE please good luck with the house ┬─┬ノ( ノ) So what account number would this be ? This sub isn't about celebrating that one of the most talented and popular artists of our time is also absolutely gorgeous? Funny, I thought that's exactly what it was about. Yea civies shouldn't fear you otherwise. It doesn't matter if you're running around the store with a shotgun telling everyone to stay down. It doesn't even matter if you blow the brains out of the dude next to me because he pulled out his phone. They should try to call the cops even if you're right there. S'alright. I forgot the Gmen were in NY. i know, sorry that was my brother, he won't change the profile saved on my iPad ** ** So how hungry does one have to be to sell their immortal soul? ಠ_ಠ Iv been hungry but not that hungry or stupid . ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ I think it seems like it adds to the story but then if they say that it just happens and made an account to post on /r/nosleep specifically that also adds to it in a way of its own. Seems like it wouldn't hurt the story unless they say this is my first post and they have had an account for a over an extended period . Making I that seem unlikely yeah Thank you in advance. My wife and I can't seem to figure it out. > ETA: What the hell did I say that was so offensive. Ha! I noticed that, too. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) "...The_Wise." ლ( ლ) ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ( ) As a Californian, lol and Did the dictionary get you ? \( )/ bro ? Even if its a hypothetical question ? Reddit lounge. The fact that they believe this elevates you in anyway with being gilded at all . Gravity feels proven ( ) I think there is a good chance it will be dead soon. Handle with extreme caution when you move in for disposal. thats his daughter And /r/prolapseville Oh we'll then If I wouldn't tell my best friend why would I tell people o reddit. Your never going to know Wishing I could do something about it that would bring a positive effect into play. But currently not knowing what to do So one once told me that they had a friend of there brothers fuck a goat and then his brother did the same . I nope the fuck out of that conversation before I heard anymore . That show was amazing until the end I don't want to ruin it but damn just why end with that . Why is your name moneysquirts ? You wouldn't Are you a rapist ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Chouji is such a baby though it gets rather annoying Damn reddit why so personal ? ( )/^(ヘSTRIKE THE EARTH) Damn I'm sorry bro . I know how you feel . My dog can walk through these... Waste of money massage: ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That's why I just send it to safari and it opens almost instantly. It's not that much of an issue for me. Maybe it's a server load issue on reddit, who knows. Also I used to have amazing internet, now it's just sad... I get like 15mbps... But now I'm seeing people with 30-50 Mbps and I'm like... downvoted for being curious ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Yeah, tons of people knowledgeable in human rights still make this face when that act is brought up. Manchurian? It's like they never heard of torrenting before But if I give you my ideas, then you'll start making money on it, and all I'll be able to do is sit at a distance and watch while my idea is used up by some body else. As a 5'3" guy, I feel that it should be my goal in life to scale you and plant a flag in your head. Marmite i thought sneaky is best AD in NA Happy? I would call this very sad. Yes, there is unadulterated joy in their reaction to tasting it for the first time, but this video represents the true toll of exploitation. ಠ_ಠ /u/PleaseRespectTables ノ( ノ) Thank you Jesus Are you fucking kidding me I mixed them up upon first try, utterly confused till I tried again So, ah, you took my hastily written, informal, unsourced response to a question and just wholesale published it as a "news article" with no attribution and no context? ლ( ლ) Of course. So you're judging people for judging people? Riiiiiggghhht The committee which would be contrived for just such a purpose Da steht nicht, *von was* sie freigesprochen wurden. ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) It's called opening the messages app The dude's face though Now I'm imagining a porno staring Jen, Moss, and Roy. This is not what I want to be thinking about . I'm glad you pointed out this is satire \( )/ Ok that's ............ Cool bro ( )/^(your mum) *[citation needed] for reason #2 But... But how did you take the picture.... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I did too until I lived in it for quite a few years. Now I'm not as keen but if you like rain then you'll love Oregon. Their storms and deluges are magical (if your not to saturated from it ) /╲/\╭(ಠ ಠ)╮/\╱\ Often times, parents may not see the signs even when they are there. I'm not really sure why this is, but don't feel as though you didn't do a good enough job watching your child grow up. It easy to miss sometimes, and is often just shrugged off as a "phase." I didn't "show any signs" according to my parents, but I know that I did want my nails painted and loved rainbows and had girly mannerisms that my parents won't acknowledge. How come? It's a known mechanic that you can zhonyas as you fall down from his ult. Since his ult lasts for over a second, but the knockup is only prolonged 1 second, it gives a window for the opponent to bypass just the damage. It's not like it completely nullifies Yasuo's ult, only the damage. It still gives him a gap close, cc, and 50% penetration. And since we're speaking of Yasuo, it's not like he doesn't have anyways to completely nullify ults Man, I really gotta know step 2 ノ(ಠ_ಠノ )LOWER YOUR SALUTES ノ( ノ) FUCK /u/dyrus, seriously bro, what is it that keeps making you think lulu is a good option for you? The game isn't scored like golf Yes but that's not what happened . You know ? Cause it seems like you don't That ending... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Spec racing with a strong field of drivers = something like 7 different teams/10 different drivers have won races this year. Oh, and IndyCar also has a double-points finale ( ). It was this look wasn't it. Well if you're not taking 8 dicks, I don't want to read it. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ** ** ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Cap standing there surrounded by the ladies. -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) *sneaked* Why the fuck would you wanna shy away tourists? Really? Who are you getting permission from? That's lame. Yes, her husband should definitely divorce her for saying Cody is attractive. I mean no one else in America agrees with her, right? Also married women should never look at or comment on any other man that is not her husband. Do you think she could make a hijab out of sheet? She should make a hijab, then I could be #teamchristine. Father: "Seems legit." You can't even spell Bungie... I'm not homeless For a second, I misread the title as 'Fun joke strats to ruin games' That's a stalker . If you didn't now Duuude Not looking good for me wanting to max skill my Andromeda this time around A also illuminati I'm told I figured it Might be a trap to up vote that comment . But still \( )/ why you got to kill people's with genocide brah? Really ? Sometimes both ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I... ( ) Just don't start returning the favour Passa dig Janoskis + High Nike Elite Socks ┬─┬ノ( ノ) \ / Staying with my at-the-time girlfriend who went to a different university (college)... She fucked some other dude in the first week and I didn't find out until the next year ...how do you even get that many without getting banned clutch? Enclave are dead In *Highlander* he played an Egyptian Spaniard who spent extensive time in feudal Japan, yet spoke like a Scotsman. And the Scottish character was played by a French dude who couldn't decide what accent to use. All my wut ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Yes, because being properly supported with cups that fit you is the first thing that is on the mind of a female cosmonaut. its usually porn related to underage girls so i was a bit also...lol ┬─┬ノ( ノ) It's interesting that they we so heavily censored in Europe during the 80-90s. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Hey thanks for the reply! Fortunately the issue resolved itself when I updated the program from the .eu website, however now I can't drag the window anywhere while the movie is playing Dat markup. > "Oh, thanks! I was wondering what that was called!" For the love of god , you're suppose to change the icon name , use app info. Please use the search bar next time. Suarez ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Calm down. Extremely. I got the "how the hell did that get on my computer?" response after an uncomfortably long silent pause. ... and if you're my son, your second retainer too. "Sl*tty Xi'an disobeys her master" I'm bothered by the lack of food in the mirror's reflection.. I was looking through federal laws again (really, this sub makes me do this too often, ) and I'm not finding the things I hear on forums about illegal stuff. ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ (╯ ）╯︵ ┬─┬ the fuck i just read You sure sounded summer 4 a wile dere xDDD. Careful with that. You replied to a 4 month old comment ... ( ) Just one? Uuuuuuhm... Ok buddy. 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You pointed out how few black people there are. That certainly proves their crime rate is low right? Are there no item drops for this ticket? I've watched like 5 games and there wasn't a single item drop. That motherfucker PPD promised me there were item drops This doesn't look suspicious to you? At all? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Those Helios legs... ( ) ** ** This guy Wow... so a super hero who has amazing fighting ability, is stupidly rich and has an amazing arsenal of gadgets is totally, easily fictitious, but a dude who walks on water, feeds 5,000 people with a little bit of bread and fish, rose from the dead (zombie outbreak??), can cure illnesses, raise the dead, and move a two ton rock and lives in heaven is totally real? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) New icons? ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) إزايك يا سادات؟ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ it is done ┌( )┘ Koch industries - this company is fueling a ridiculous amount of hate speech, slander, and political right wing funding to buy off the government and advance the Koch Brothers' personal agenda. And buy triple screens That is a nasty combo! I guess I don't like the jets an awful lot..... I swear to god if I hit 200 wins and I'm still not GN1 uh… I'm gonna go now… Or a giant belly! I needed a step stool to do dishes and reach the bottom of the sink. Just enough height to get the bump over the counter.... -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) "Crunkcore" is a real thing? ( ) I can think of it no more ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I've got about 600+ hours of ACNL under my belt and I've heard great things about FE:A. I've got MH3 on the wii u and I can't seem to get into it for some reason. Would you say ALBW is a good gateway to the series? I've actually never played a zelda game. Yeah, really I know We may never. >George Soros - this person is fueling a ridiculous amount of hate speech, slander, and political left wing funding to buy off the government and advance the Soros personal agenda. Reddit. WOOORRLLLDDDSSSSAAARRRRRR! Eh? Eh? May God have mercy on your soul ...so we both know a Dave, a TK, and an awkward Shane that are all in the same group of friends. personalitits I thought about it, but I can't figure out which single arc you're talking about People always assume I play basketball and volleyball because I'm a 6'1" female. A lot also assume that I can't find a boyfriend because of my height ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Hey...get off my hipster train before you end up on a *Faces of Death* Napster share ლ( ლ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I feel you need at least 5 activator cards to use Watchers. So if y u try that, get a defender of argus. That was me when I forgot to pump/was too tired to pump before bed ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) And while you were distracted by the shininess you missed the camera on the other foot ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That the illuminati still operates today. The notion that many celebrities and notable members of society are members. This just made me think of a Free-for-All game mode She was in the wrong in the situation but the reaction of blackjacks was worse. Every A.Kor related video has thousands of dislikes, she deleted her instagram plus the label wiped the A.Kor facebook page because of all the hate she was getting. I even saw a comment saying they were going to slit her throat if they ever saw her in real life I just went to buy $4 tickets... That had a $5 service charge. The fucking service charge cost more than the actual ticket. > slit her throat if they ever saw her in real life Time to watch the world begin its newest meme animal. Lol [11] He has special eyes! The first post was a question about safety concerns with dog rim jobs. ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) This... What Oh right I missed it Wonder where the 'Like' and 'Share' buttons would be! Am I the onlyone who thing, that a lvl 99 Pidgey with 26 hp is "quiet" disturbing? how did you get to that figure? Whos Frat? *Florida* Angsty? I hate drama queens, I do. This is him making drama and you reacting to it like a normal, healthy human being. Sure, mutilating is bad and (even if it feels good while you're doing it), it'll hurt you in the long run. Still, hurting this bad can push anyone over the edge. Bad friends, bad! Kittens do help with the pain, though. Make you get out of bed and play (= move) and give you lots of joy. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I know. I got all reading that. No. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) can't quite tell if this is serious or not... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) What is Clayface doing to Wonder Woman? Men with skirts and leggings Thanks, SnakeEyesYouLose. I think I should stick to translations of "kotobuki" and "fuku." I was 12 and found my male friend being mounted by a dog... I turned around and walked away. He later came to me and suggested I join him. I politely declined and we never spoke about it again. This is when its acceptable to slap the taste out of someone's mouth. I too like stalking 12 year olds online and trying to lure a reaction out of them. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Why do people ask for medical advice about stuff that could potentially harm them? Ask your doctor not an armchair reddit doc. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) Why would a baby be getting drunk What is really weird is that I am left-handed, my 2 brothers are left-handed too and our parents are right-handed. ..... I would still bang him We are *always* watching Oooooh....... Oh wait, your username ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Come on. Naw man, I'm good. ಠ_ಠ I'm watching you I also like the taste of crayons thank you very much. CAKE?? Wow. How dare you. This shit happens to me daily for the most part. Bars, grocery stores, places of employment... They're all about 10 minutes farther away than everyone thinks i didn't know that Qtpie was a two timers Finally getting a 50% off Papa Johns. It's been a while. Dude's just sittin' there like Well I guess I'd better go get pregnant and start making some sandwiches - You have been downvoted I don't see how see she can do A Day in the Life. It's a simple song with no opportunity to turn it into a modern day pop song! This is also my favorite Beatles song so I'm a little pissed off. OP was trying to find himself On the last four maps? Which ones are those? Except when he died of ninja aids, wonder how he got that Wish I had pro. I know about but I just found out by using * you can italicize text by placing the * on both sides of the word like *this* :D ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) \ / Of course it is. Wilson is NOT currently rated higher than Brady. They are tied at 93 OVR. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Is that...*ketchup*? PSA: Do not to fuck with the supernatural, paranormal, creepy, and/or spooky unless you, or someone with you, knows what you're dealing with. If you need convincing, spend some time in this subreddit. Thanks for listening, and godspeed. Bourbon... with ice.... 17 days = almost a year? He's definitely not "Hye". ZING! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ◡ಠ 8==============================D~~~~ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I want to know 凸( )凸 I would kill for 90ms average ping, like literally rob a Bank or some shit if they promised to release Aus/SEA servers and I could play a game with &lt;300 ms. Holy shit I've been playing FIFA since 11 and I didn't know this Wonderful Time for a new jar.. and girl while you are at it Yet here I am, in the center of Alabama, and I can't get it because I have DirecTV. When you have problems with a ouija bird your supported to submerge it in water . Fire does nothing to it . Bless and submerge that bitch . Only if your willing to use one in the first place . I see what you did there . If you scratched through your clothes how did it burn your balls? PS I don't have balls. Fuck shadowmere always getting me detected.. Ya so is the reporter Australian but after finally learning what Chipotle is I'm really jealous It's site is a good read. OR he wanted you to come in I like how if that were a girl, people would reply "wtf" and " " but since it's a guy, there's no possible pedophillia, right? Love it, but those are Sounders colors. ** ** (ಠ_(ಠ__( )_ಠ)◡ಠ) I get lots of orders for iced cappucinos. "Your father is so handsome, I wonder why you came out that way." Oh wait, that's not even a back hand compliment is it? At first glance I thought this was Molly Ringwald. OP should have rephrased his question. You do realize you just agreed with people dropping more than one kind of 'bomb' as commander? Which one? *gasps* ( ) Why'd you say disappointment? Have you tried? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Indeed, I'm black and feel conflicted about laughing at this Damn! What did you guys do to Weird Al? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Why? Does she collect records? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I'd buy that book! But seriously, I don't know *anyone* who is in a rush to show their tidbits to the world. And if they are so well endowed.. Yup. People actually play it. Whereas Microsoft has been known to send affiliated people to Linux/FOSS events, purely to disrupt them I'd say MS are closer to the tyranny end of the spectrum than the freedom end of it. Came here to say this. Husband said it's about a meth cook and I just looked at him like Some of us have known for a while now... *(ﾉಠ_ಠ)ﾉ How did I get here? Am I doky alt too? (ﾉ )ﾉ* Looool, I'd just stare at you, too shy to talk and just staring unemotionally.... For hours. ... and then revive, swap eyes and die again Hail Alešek ! Yep. Both husband and I do this with kiddo, but we're on our phones. A laptop or wireless keyboard gets *too much* attention Feliks could solve two 5x5's before I can finish my 4x4. Lawl I remember him saying that he wanted to add more features and then said nothing else What. That's one hell of a fantasy /u/AWildSketchAppeared No battle mode update TIL girls and guys are not a part of society? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) How the hell have people not heard RIP in peace before? It is all over reddit like . Fuck my mom owns a horse boarding company... She decided to build her indoor arena and stalls on our property, so we have horse people come over all the time. It's a fucking nightmare. She's also told me, she thinks of her horses as her kids, and she means it. She will shell out $100k for a world champion horse but can't help me pay for some of my college education Cats are involved? Haha ┌∩┐( )┌∩┐ That's 4 in 8 months ( ) Stanford bruh... Wut did I miss something. Okay, what the fuck. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Oh fuck no. ! ! Parent comment just wanted to express that this is the sort of behavior should be a role model to Christians. shut up! i thought you were cool.. Bulleit rye is so good... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Ann Arbor here, 6'4". It happens. Must be something in that Pure Michigan water OMG! You all are right! I was so wrong. I haven't witnessed racism ever in my whole life. I just enjoy making up lies. I feel that blacks, not only make such a big deal about that slavery thing, they also like to stir the pot in 2014. Can you believe that? The voter rights issue, inequality in inner city schools and blacks that somehow come up murdered when encountering the police are just a pack of lies the media feeds them to get them all pissy and stuff. Wait, there's a **best** possible way to show your Mum the goods? ( ) ᕕ ᕗ And Oakland because according to them *every* one of us is downvoting their game day threads Well hello there ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) LOWER YOUR DONGERS ノ( ノ) Valid point, RussianBot4 . ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Well, in that case... I put on my robe and stalker hat. HotShotGG and Choax, sponsored by YouPorn. cominciamo col parlare in italiano ** ** You are aware that the juice is mixed in the back room right? HAHAHAHA. NOPE. It's really a shame that they'll never be elected to a public office, be allowed to adopt kids or be able to marry the person they love because of their BMI Way to nail it in. This happens to me in friendlies We may have had the same ideas He's right though. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I'm really sorry you died, but that was some of the worst play I have ever seen at that level. You literally let Oscetti attack you Can confirm, I'm pissed Was like O.O then like . Do you mean what I think you mean? Mine has eaten colorful balled up foil from easter candy the same way Their digestive systems can really take a beating, is what I'm getting from this. Time for the unscented stuff then. He can live with it ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Fixd Your submission was removed because it is an advice animal. That was great! He just stands there ** ** You didn't fix shit you added a stupid over used joke ** ** u mean future Cy Young winner Dan Haren? Ha! Of course! Sure, why doesn't the human race just bomb people into the Stone Age over asinine differences. That makes sense <sarcasm>. We readily waste lives and destroy the lives of others for selfish gain and material worth in terms of territory imagine life without petty rivalries and wars, that would be heaven on Earth. Take your damn upvote and get out. Nice try Bon Jovi Matt's not facing the wrong way. I am disappoint. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Sounds like her husband just got where he is by luck then, according to that logic ┬─┬ノ( ノ) watch it muted then ( )┌∩┐ ( )┌∩┐ ( )┌∩┐ I never see anything interesting at the zoo Fuck this shit. Its 3am and i made it through 2. Nope. ... looks like my cat momon. she used to *only* stare intensively at us whenever she's hungry or thirsty. no *meow* needed Oh *gawd* ┬─┬ノ( ノ) If anyone's wondering how to do this ಠ_ಠ have your friend inside the bathroom and have your character hold the door open slightly. Your friend will be able to start showering and you can walk in and join them. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I don't know it. I can't believe that Valve released the source engine 2 like that. I thought they release it with the big bang of HL3 Oh ok. My friend is an asshole then, he told me it's a game show . Is he trying to tell me something? Still nowhere near $199 though Could you not order stuff from the UK and have it shipped to Germany? ....... No! mfw I open a video without thinking, and it automatically opens in windows media player, and not vlc I didn't know the Handy Boy was made by STD ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ...Hesitant upvote for username. Besides all the political nonsense, he's pretty bad-ass. But sadly, he's not my type... Or in my age group, for that matter. So no. Pretty cool, but what's up with that shirt/dress Shhhh. Don't tell anyone! Oh, wait, we are on reddit K...uh...the foods you're packing sound easy enough for those idiots to give her. If you have to pay for the food that they would be giving her, it sounds like they're just trying to make another buck off of you. If not, I am so confused about the problem. I'm not a crunchy mom and find this annoying ┬─┬ノ( ノ) dem white stains on your keyboard I really only liked one song, a town called hypocrisy, where he is on the set of a television show for children. The irony I would allow the people of the country to emigrate, and subsequently procreate. The next generation will claim heritage to the small little country in Western Europe resulting in world domination! Patience is key. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Aargh the downvotes, it hurts. > It was a joke Am I getting *whooshed* on my own *whoosh* ? -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) They pray for it to come. They gloat about how great the destruction will be. How is that even possible?! Why are you putting hot sauce on your ice cubes? They also messed with Ben and Jerry's ice cream. Not for the better ( ) ( ) 13% seems like the average these days. APR rates are always 0-3% on vehicles. A lot of people's cards are probably in the vicinity of 12-20%. Some higher /r/incest Fun for the whole family He knows how to get the peanut butter Maybe he wasn't born yet OH BUT YOU WANTED TO LAST NIGHT Clone Wars actually has my favorite action...but everything else is pretty garbage. "I don't like sand, it gets everywhere...." If my ILs or family turned around after husband and I put our hearts into our own party, I too would be seeing red Will you be telling them off shortly??? ## But it's there. And I see it. Only 30 days, if enough people actually give a shit to report you instead of trying to teamkill you and getting kicked for 24 hours ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) A friend unplugged my gadgets and devices and started charging his own devices without plugging mine in /u/PleaseRespectTables ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) The <3 makes me think you enjoyed it ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I said broken Chinglish, not racist caricature. Yeah it was pretty awks at work this morning when a ton of colleagues asked me how I ended up on a buzzfeed article... thank god they don't link to individual usernames! (Although even some half hearted digging would allow someone to find my account). Prude Your weird to be shocked by me looking at only the hands and FACE!!! Sweet Jesus what's wrong with her ass Thanks that d-fend looks awesome. The speakers have more than adequate power going to them and the onboard DSP in the amp is set to Harman's specifications. I think the main problem is the venue is playing EDM through them for hours on end and the low end is relentless. Told them this system isn't really designed for that but they kept value engineering the shit out of the system and now wonder why it doesn't sound like the Vertec rig we demoed for them . I wonder why?! So now we're looking at $28.00 + $7.75 for a revised price of $35.75 + tax. You'd kiss his gf with his cum on her face? I am "Convidence?" i lost the game ლ( ლ) Had the same. A teenage female I had to cyclo due to accommodative spasms. I put the drops in and talk with the mother for a few minutes. I turn around to see her slouching in the chair and proceed to ask her how she feels. She almost immediately crashes forward and I manage to catch her inches before she face plants. I lay her flat and she starts convulsing. That made me uncomfortable so I had my staff call the squad for her. Minutes later she comes to as the EMTs get to checking her out. The mother then divulges to the EMTs that she has a fainting condition and has done so multiple times in the past. A $400 XBox1? Or all organic and no this or that Fuck that music! My kid eats what we eat, and as a result, she's now a goat! This I can live with. As i sit here with my green bic, about to pack a bowl I think it was that rhyme guy then . I thought the same. Oh well My great aunt asked my mom if they planned my brother. Then her response when she got pregnant with me was "again?!" My boyfriend and I went to Guardians of the Galaxy last week, and we rushed to the theater to see the last showing when he got done with work at 10:30pm. He has been trying to diet so on his way to pick me up he called me and asked me to pack him up 5 cups of frozen strawberries. I had to bring my big purse that night. Hmm... I just meant in general. This stuff should be highlighted far more than it normally is. But you already knew I meant that. They raped her? Is it.. ಠ_ಠ dirty? How old was she But, wait, didn't the torpedo pull a ninety degree turn in order to *enter* the exhaust port? I could eat well...too well. Extravagance. (Hank Hill ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) > ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Comeon guys...21st century. 2014. Even the worst smartphone can make better pictures ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Yea, fuck people who make blanket statements What was that sound near the end of the video? de fuq man ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Leaving that link blue.. I wonder when the US will step in and end the slaughter of innocent civilians over certain other parts of the middle east nah man,,you save money with wet shaving Huh? "Vi vil ikke linke til sexshop.dk. Det er uetisk hvis vi omtaler sexshop.dk. Vi vil ikke støtte sexshop.dk. Og det var altså sexshop.dk vi ikke vil linke til" ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I actually just looked up Ferrari guitars. (̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)̄ ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)ง ヽ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ̿̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\з=( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ (/ﾟДﾟ)/( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ᕙ( ^ₒ^ c)༼ つ ຈل͜ຈ ༽つᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ヽ༼◥▶ل͜◀◤༽ﾉ ヽ(◉◡◔)ﾉ 乁( ◔ ౪◔)ㄏノ( ノ) ノ( ノ) 乁( ◔ ౪◔)ㄏヽ(◉◡◔)ﾉヽ༼◥▶ل͜◀◤༽ﾉ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ༼ つ ຈل͜ຈ ༽つᕙ( ^ₒ^ c)( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)(/ﾟДﾟ)/ ̿̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\з=( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ( ° ͜ ʖ °)༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ヽ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ﾉ(ง ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)งヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)̄ Welp, it's a good thing I reverse evo'd my Lmeta for Cleopatra today...too bad she'll be old and haggard before that even hits NA The way it looks at you at the end Do you normally need a rain coat to take a shit? My mom didn't use paprika on my sandwich but did put it in her cucumber salad...mmmmm. That I was craving and thankfully she made it when we went up last weekend :D And chicken praprikas!!! Crap...gonna need to make some now That subway one. good lord They should sue the automotive industry for every vehicle released after cars too. 11 and a half sex partners isn't bad.. Not too sure what the deal with the half is though I would move America's team to London. The London Cowboys has a nice ring to it. Do I look like I'm kidding: (┛ )┛彡┻━┻ well....does it ┬─┬ノ( ノ) No -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Dayum! The Tesla Model S is faster than my tuned Mitsubishi Evolution X. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Fuck, that made my ass clench -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Back to school supplies have been in stores near me for the past month why u do dis Dont lie, you probably kept it and are still looking at it to this day. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Whoa. Your description is quite enough for my hyperactive imagination. So would that translate to Mr. Diarrhea? I have no reason to talk shit about the record player but if you keep it up with the Spirits they *will* take you to your grave, Johnny! That mirror ......,,,( wait for it )... has seen some shit. I showed my Chinese wife this video and she made the face at the reporter, so I'm gonna say "no." ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Mom blogs, r/parenting, r/mommit, etc. are for the birds My kid eats, but heaven forbid if we deviate from a natural, homegrown, home raised fucking diet >.< Oh and don't forget to judge those same parents like they are abusing their child(ren). The circle just wouldn't be complete if we neglected to do that *rolls eyes* ( ) All of my wot . I had my suspicions That was a hilarious moment. ^^^ No "...beaten in 3 and a half minutes - [8:46]" Sorry you were disappointed Would be sick to have it closer to the wheels (pointing at them) and be able to see the thane come off more. And if you got thane dust on the lens that would be such a sick shot imo. What the fuck, just tell them to move Eye see what you did there. ** ** ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Maybe you should stop replying and get to work fixing this guys computer... ( ) He kept saying I took it from my parents and that its not valid. I was like 26 Fuckin' Joe Camel! Wat? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Did I just tip off Reddit about some super rare freewheel? This thing is up to $23. ''Ingognito'' I just googled that and it's a word that doesn't exist. That's a first. I bet if you go ingognito mode they will never find out who you are. That's not how this works, that's not how any of this works. Eren: *looks over to Finn with look* What drugs are you on if you think that egg won't break if you throw it? Username checks out I pulled my groin playing softball on my husband's company team (subbing) with #1, and I was like 4.5-5.5 months. That didn't heal until DD was born Been working on my curbed wheels the last two days. Managed to get two rims down to mostly the alloy, and the hard bits to primer in two days. Another two rim jobs to go... "7. The password will remain to ensure the private channel we maintain stays off the directory of Tinychat and out of the hands of trolls on both Tinychat and Reddit. If TC is password protected, DO NOT PM anyone and request the password. Use this form[1] to obtain it. DO NOT give the password to anyone. Not anyone, ya hear? Watch the real sport WTF Hughes swinging on Olsen Is the username intentional? Midas touch How is that not cult 101? Hnggggg. We have to actually TACKLE them, guys Bro... He's kinda like ‎ Not imgur? ### Too many #@$% Bills fans in the stands ... Do you mean that 90% of the cells are bacteria? Free world - fuck your rules -ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Oh, she'll certainly grow up to be a totally normal and well adjusted young woman > Best: my best friend committed suicide ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Nothing because allergies. Yeah stop reminding me because I'm gonna crush this goddamn phone. My wife has concluded reggae is his particular genre of choice. did I just get scared by a gorilla? Oh...you were watching their hair? I've tried to mix it up with beer - and OMG the local brews are delicious! And strong! Why am I all over this thread? You're not buying games. You're buying gift cards. Redd.. Explore? Well then.. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) So you not understanding translates into a down vote? Gee thanks. What's your favorite type of Apple When talking to idiots I can't control my looks of disapproval. Like this one Couldn't have any harder than you just did. # Welcome to google plus... Facebook users laughed when Google did and now plus users have the last laugh. Personally Facebook has been saying for months they where going to split the app. Google plus is doing it. Not a big fucking deal so you have messaging app omg have for bid you multi task.... ....was he out of Post-It notes?? Yeah... I've been obese before (a long distant memory now) and I was still not fat enough to be grabbing rolls to move out of the way during sex. To count this as an achievement feels tacky to me, though I don't know all the facts so Pff, back in my day we used to copy paste faces like this one We missed you too!!! Meri waali bhi is liye hi nahi boli. ಥ╭╮ಥ Some of us were taking from there . Slavery for daughters.... just a cleaver way of disposing of those useless females before abortion and ultrasound was invented ( --> India, China, the rest of the third world, I'm looking at you) I feel you, I just recently got a 3D The government is working on that. > Some of us were taking from there . I am not one of the good jet pilots so fuck me. But I still have my ways to destroy something. First, don't ever say your "soooooo smart". It makes you sound pompous and naive. Brilliant people never brag about their brilliance, they let their work show for itself. University isn't a reflection of your ability, it's simply a catapult that can just easily show you how to fly, or land you in a pile of shit. ( ) My MIL and I don't have the best relationship in the world. Got engaged, "why?". Announced pregnancy with unsuspecting friends and family, and she thought she was being singled out. She thought everyone there knew and she didn't There's more, but those ones are the ones that stand-out and hurt the most. And Panda is going to unintentionally stab me. So wouldn't he know better than anyone? . Whybenormal25, you're a special kind of stupid. Holy wow. >Winners must own a PS4. Each winning entry will be verified by me personally as to whether you physcially own an PS4 or not. Otherwise, why do you need the game? ( ) Why did you even answer then? Cube of Meat unusual effect A little? Brooks Orpik 30in15. Caps look genius I bring great dishonor to my famerly.. The CEO and President are both Jewish... ( ) ლ( ლ) song stuck in my head now Wat? OOC: * 's into your very soul.* My father-in-law uses that same koala on his Facebook ( ) I've never seen a "merge sign" at a lane closure in Pittsburgh. Ever. Idk, being circumcised.. I like the way my dick looks. But then again, thankfully for me I wasn't sucked off by a rabbi.. Not yet at least. I escaped the Cops on the Last Mission using one of these... Spellcheck? I once tried typing Torterra and my phone changed it to Rotterdam xFlushed. I'm not going to *log in* I know right, when I saw that the now playing icon was one of the only major things added I was like Ha! Jeeze, how old is it? Mines 12 months and has never had fast food anything. Meanwhile a friends son who is 10 days older than mine has been introduced to lucky charms. She joked that he ate all the marshmallows and left the cereal So sad to see all the posts here that think this is real. I'm afraid we would hav e to stand in line. So gorgeous. An enemy called me a once a cheater, because I could jump multiple times in a teamfight as Tristana. I don't think Samantha is wearing enough makeup.... Yeah and people with themed towns The fat girl in me just wants to savage that puff You sound like a man of experience? I'm listening Personally I'd show them my wood. I totally wanted to try this since I live and work north of 85th. Metro's trip planner tells me that a six mile commute would take 64 minutes and cost $2.50. It probably doesn't support it. I noticed the app says it doesn't support HDMI due to licensing restrictions. the fuck? They're limited by their own licensing restrictions? Man, fuck the NFL. its stunning for a mobile game Looks like you're appreciating cystic fibrosis Hand in your bro card at the door. Tell the whole world why don't you ( ) You only wear your pants once before washing? ....wow Not sure if ( ) Ribbed for greater satisfaction? You almost gave me a heart attack! That's not a lot to go on. ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) "Hang on to your feet." I can't agree more I think I'm fine. I haven't done Anything immature or out of character and I don't *feel* like a kid so I don't see a problem. He actually weighs 21 pounds too! NSFW Was late thirty seconds to study block. I got detention. And Now I feel like a idiot for not rolling in the batmanfest Me too. Her name doesn't start with a J does it? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Oh my god.. so damn hot! Hope to see more!! I'm very sure I've seen this before ... I don't understand how I can contribute Both of your usernames.... Mia malkova girls rule -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Is that really so hard to believe? Lustboy Them lips I don't ლ( ლ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You think $40 for a 9800GTX is good? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) But it does the look in her face when he says: "this is gonna change our whole life", so telling, for some people it is better if their whole life does actually not change, especially not by some huge money gain, and by huge I mean insanely huge, as is the case with a 1.5mil gain for ppl living on 800$ a month... "Are they related?" ‎ Yeah, I'm sure the only reason a guy can't marry a hot woman fifteen years his junior when he's twenty is because he's too inexperienced. Who's children Murder insurance! No ... ( ) ... Ha haha ha ahaha.. Can't tell if I'm getting sick or if it's just too cold out. It is. -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Nothing says love like spreading a little herpes. Thick ass-skin If you want to be really upset, look up the studies of test strip accuracy. For the most part, they're terrible. +/-20% is the acceptable band, which is *huge* when you're dosing a correction. it has been 10 years since shaman king ended and it wasn't even the real ending , it's not funny anymore ლ( ლ) give us a reboot. Yeah. Specially on facebook. I only post twice a year. (I log on everyday) Who the f*ck thinks ears are ugly? Not sure if an attacker is going to let you wrap duct tape around their head m8 Awful music, all the clips are too short Uh female here. I do not think I have high sexual value, and I do not talk to other women in a hivemind like way. I'm sure where you got that idea, but *sir*. I am dissapoint. ... He'll want to get 21 in front of 16 and snake em around until 21 goes into the bottom corner then 16 behind it. Huh....its easy to do once ya get the hang of it. But forget trying to explain it. But they're all sleeping at this hour. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I thought bobcats were dangerous... ┌( )┘ dammit dude. america: finest healthcare in the world Yeah we just get pictures and put Jon's face on them because it looks funny, no one actually uses it for anything else. How is it against policy if he's old enough? Don't tell me it's because of the shirt Neither can someone on chloroform Neither can someone on chloroform ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I always see your username as the face if I just glance at it briefly. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Man you're, **grammer** is wrong. This was one of a handful that made me -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) You're married to someone who isn't born yet? are we talking about **Incest** here ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Let's just say "Januany"... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) > We're always watching.... ofc I do Looks like spores to me I've never even *seen* the stuff, yet I'm the stoner/drug addict of the group. My friends actually like to joke that I keep a brick of coke up my ass "for emergencies." This isn't PCMR ** ** Are you serious? In my box Wtf is this shit I uh...well... Ein weiteres Beispiel warum die Linke Szene in Berlin was ganz besonderes ist. And get all foamy You should probably let them go Well now you have to marry her! always "And when I met him, immediately I was like, "You!" And he was like, "You!" And we were like, "YESSSS!"" These pills cost $2 in India. "Enjoy"? I... Well... Shitlord! Gender isn't just male and female, there's pokégender and gender and all the genders. No abortions end the life of a woman because you don't know what gender they've decided to identify as! My ex girlfriend would love, so long as it wasn't from me. You've done well. We'd steak that you're well done... Better gank her while it's down. ** ** ** ** -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) I would like to hear the on purpose story! I like you Your username... I think Angel Beats deserves more of a . A stockpile crate. Tell us the dog story The first Oh gawd, that title... How were you playing with the dog? That's the one how the fuck that came off I don't know.. Thanks for linking that1 Is your username some kind of combination between Swastika and wasd I love touching children in my own way... 154/20 supply .... I wonder what something like this is read for him: *Awake and Arise* as the opening song for sacrament meeting? They always find a way to taunt me for the fact that I can't even sleep in on a Sunday morning... [ ] "Lynch" label "esports is not a sport" (☞ )☞ yes, his "nose" ** ** Do you have the same computer? The mi'kale' Jackson, blackened chicken sandwich with kale. comes with candy ᕕ( )ᕗ *bye* Imoen was your (half)-sister, though... Yes, but what exactly are these files that I want but they neither have nor don't have? ... DO you jerk off in the auditorium when it's empty? yes Changed it cause that would cause a shitstorm Console games tend to be the worst. "Here is 1, maybe 2 pre-configured button layouts." HOLY FUCK SAME HERE. August 10th 1994, turned 20 yesterday and spent it with my grandparents ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Oh god, this made me cringe because after many many online chats i've had a lot of people try and be subtle about their fetishes in this way. Even had a guy offer to mail me a pair of his briefs to "see how they felt" as opposed to boxers. -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Is this original is the real question I've been told that before by several people, and I'm never quite sure how to interpret that. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Roman Hamrlik.......... I don't find it freaky at all [/r/ ](/r/random) Forgive me for saying so, but I can't help but be a little dismayed at people whose main idea for their character is "sex fiend." Basically the reaction I get is just: Failure? /u/PleaseRespectTables ノ( ノ) You made it sound as though Game Grumps was an anime This was more than half a year ago, probably even a whole year, but maybe it was activated in phases over different regions? Quite disturbing how all my accounts were affected by this, I want to change email on my accounts since I cant access it, nope you need to verify it on your lost email. You're right, these guys seem to be out for peace Wha-? Oh... Or does it? 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Give me my Gabe damn Uncharted Gabe dammit DigInTheCrates (thread op) killed him. he just uses the new osu!keybord. Nothing wrong here I think "loving Jesus" is the mental illness here... ( ) I really hate those Steam games with the second launcher. Not so much because I need to click another button to start the game, but because Steam doesn't keep them updated. So when I go to play them after a break, all hyped up 'n' ready to roll, oh 8gig update... FML (looking at you Planetside 2 ( ) ). wallah it seems inno you brought this upon us You could search emu4ios on google, install it, get iRec inside of the app, start recording your screen while going through the keynote and upload that clip to YouTube. Or get DisplayRecorder if you're jailbroken What's the prize? Think bigger!… ON the traveler When I was pregnant with my 1st, the door knobs loudly clicking into place was the equivalent of the door itself slamming My ex-roommates tried their hardest to help out with that noise, but the chick was a bitch about everything. When we finally told her off, she started purposely slamming doors. I had to move out of *my own home* for a month and a half until they found a new place to live. Some people are just assholes Now I am pregnant with #2, and other than my toddler, have peace in my own home. Never having roommates again! Oooooh kaaaay, like you don't know ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Why do you know so much about horse wangs? Being serious, most people are not attracted to their families no matter how attractive they are to other people. Even though this guy took a picture of them... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Whipdeedo I need a bra larger than is practical to fill out the tops of shirts Omegle? He already did say that if an authoritarian slave society led to his ubermensch, he'd abandon a libertarian society for it ** ** What? DAT TREAD SWITCH All those houses downtown are haunted. We once had a practice room right by the firehouse. Went upstairs to find instruments thrown around, heavy sliding glass door wide open, and folding chairs thrown around. We had been outside for about 45 minutes, total silence other than us talking, and it was cold. Which makes sound travel, we could hear Mexico off in the distance. But we never heard the door slide open or the metal chairs hit the floor. Weird as hell. ლ( ლ) Sure is dusty in here My Dad took me and a friend to watch that when I was 5, back in 1980, and my friend was SUCH A BABY about the robots with the single red eye that went "zoosh-zoosh" we had to leave the film 15 minutes in > r/ r/ ( ) You would like to think that wouldn't you, Steve. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Well of course. Even my wife doesnt care for my petty extension As someone who does both (Runs a business that is an online community) I can definitely see that Haha yes it's been a while since I checked. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) I asked my mom if she remembered taking my brother and I to see Good Will Hunting. She said she didn't think Robin Williams was in that movie. ...de una dentista I was with you until that last sentence bow down to the king ノ( ノ) Ok I guess then America should've let Hitler keep doing what he was doing until he was caught by the German population then Why is this tagged NSFW. His dancing isn't that provocative Source: Gamefy aka spies Ăștia sunt agenti de paza. I hold doors for everyone too! And I'm a chick. Once I did so for a whole group of people entering our office building behind me, and my old boss, a rich white boomer, shook his head and said "what are we going to do with you?" How about take a lesson in being fucking nice to people. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) Am I the only who thinks that it should be `ಠ_ಠ = undefined` (or, alternatively, `ಠ_ಠ = error "ಠ_ಠ"`)? Requiring a `String` after feels pretty strange to me. * * ( ) They usually know. They always know And squat rack They're in the mess hall. People eat there. Sounds like someone doesn't want a fancy coin. Is this 2002? Are all those flashy lights and gaudy aesthetics coming back in style? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I stop looking in the mirror ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Modifies Object.prototype ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ** ** No. Lol! This was told to me by a gentleman using computer with a 128 SSD... I tried so hard to like it... Tis official as it takes all the little debates on the IRC and on the sub and organizes them into one setting. This is a post purely about that subject, therefore I saw 'official', as an appropriate title. But whateves. /u/BSGIII's threads are the best kind of threads anyway Meanwhile "C9_Lemonparty". Console Peasant. I can't believe you actually brought up that you're "bigger" than him... On the internet... In an attempted threatening manner... When you'll never see them... Don't call him Panda Friend ( ) Fuck. I image googled goatse and now I regret Gotta catch em all..... Added per your request! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You're welcome rest in peace in pieces O= ==8 Same CL ...... For 5 years .... that username Not even the NSA can decipher this fucking post. I know every lyric to Living in the Sunlight I'm glad you've memorized your alien nipple colours No I don't pirate. The only time I install things from pirate repos is when I want only 1 part of a theme. In pirate repos you can install theme add-ons one by one. They're not linked to the base theme. But I only do thus with themes I paid for. :-). The tweaks I'm talking about are largely the jellylock7 and bioprotect themes. But I believe when I installed a .deb of a beta libstatusbar from tateu, it did it as well. So I'm trying to understand why it's doing it. If no one can help me with this I'll have to ask saurik I guess. Why would you buy an i7 and a 760 Shame shame, know your name. What can I say? (ლ ლ) Hmmmmm /u/skoslovesyou Im pissed that there was this convention that GRRM read 1 of his TWOW chapters and gave the audience a chance to pick which one. It was between Damphair and Arriennenenenanenae Martel and people chose Ariririneneianiene even though GRRM said that the Aeron one had "twisted stuff in it" ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I cringed so fucking hard when he mentioned "I myself am a Cadet." He even capitalized "cadet." ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Why don't you people go get your birth certificates? I don't know if your spoiler is entirely correct > I hope you're not surprised ... How else would your phone signal to Philips ...? That's like a league player asking what tournament that is and them saying "CS:GO" "Let's play hang the kitty!" Some guy is trying to stream while weed? What the **fuck** does this have to do with Zelda? I stared at this for at least 5 minutes expecting actual porn to start on that couch ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I thought this was a sushi plate on /r/food looking at the thumbnail. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) She thinks she is as well. she's about the same size as yours, ( or your friend's ), she's outgoing to a troubling degree... In C# you're allowed quite a few unicode characters. So a method of the name is also acceptable! This had to be my fault. I paid for Day of the Doctor and Time of the Doctor on Amazon just two weeks ago because I wanted to catch up again before the new season. And like clockwork, when I pay 3 bucks for something on Amazon Instant Video it shows up on Netflix immediately. The want is real, now take my money sir! What the hell is wrong with people You warned me about spoilers and yet I ignored Desperation. Holy shit. Surely Canadians you've subsequently found out he's a pedophile. I can see it now.. Hey guys.. My girl is going to start gymin with me!! you trying to rip me off ? She'll be two in January, so another 2 or so years? Doesn't help that #2 is baking right now either I think we should all work to get included in as many languages as possible. There are some things that you can do that shouldn't just cause an error, but also indicate disapproval. :) MurLock I think its a cool idea 👍 ... Charizard have too two megas why not Blaziken ... I love fire starters ... But the ability is too OP Oh it'll get so big that you need dualies to support the weight of such a biiiiiiiig penis Ha my hdd boots up win 8.1 in 8 seconds I saw one on ebay once, and it was going for $600 ( ) Awesome There's a special someone for everyone ლ( ლ) Bale Porn... 2:20 ( ) Why not both? Yes please Im going to be a senior this year i have enough experience with this as it is. A gaggle of girls and their pals will almost always block your way. People tend to like just standing in the middle of the hallway at my school, completely oblivious to the people who actually need to get somewhere. If you do this don't be that guy/gal. Everyone will want to trample you The worst is when someone feels this burning desire to set the j-cups low... Load up that 45 pound bar with a couple 25 pound plates.. Take a nice, solid underhand grip... Slowly lift the bar to their waist... Tighten their back (optional for most I've seen).. Then methodically strip my faith in the gym as they start pumping out curls I thought he had a collection of silicon sex dolls and a spaghetti fetish. Yeah, and no Riza. Is Henry really that short.. ? How the fuck did this post go this giant is that you Dyrus ? Or baby laxative... Your accountant needs to know that information. ( ) ** ** To find, one must look. Guys.... it's Fenrir! That's not an article... Run bro! It's a glitch in the matrix! Haha, almost forgot about McNabb. Yeah, FS1 isn't perfect either. Their soccer coverage is abysmal. It may still be four years away, but I'm already cringing about them having the World Cup rights in 2018... Especially if it's anything like their coverage of the Champions League. Gus Johnson and Eric Wynalda... First history now discovery channel No probs. I wish I could say naps are easy like bedtime (DD has been amazing with her new bedtime around 9), but I think daylight and other factors throw them off :( Daylight screwed her up at 10pm so she was awake until 11 That's been... *fun*. wow I myself rarely play multiplayer because it's such a time sink (in a single block). Out of 620 ( ! ) I've spent on EUIV I'd wager maybe 25 of that was in multiplayer... is it wierd OP has his fav porn star as a recent post Or putting Sidney Crosby on waivers Nope Not the see thru ones. I've been lied to A spider isn't an animal Have you met Girls? Fornicating shredders of nice desserts ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Probably about 5-10ml a day depending on the juice. I feel like some of them vape faster though. anywho beetlejuice in 6 sounds good!! Print-Ctrl-P, Print-Ctrl-P, Prrrrr, prrr, prrrrr, ...... ... no, no, nooooo ,don't do that Or... But being a priest and marraige are mutually exclusive ...rubbing? Or maybe theres something abnormal about *your* digestive system that makes you not have horrible gas like everyone else. [meta] "Breasticles" You think we already forgot 2010? And here I thought you were focused on the mission. How do you plan to run anything with her chained around your neck? you said to him" dude seriously enough with the fake gun slinging at the living being inside me. How about I constantly fake shoot a gun at your dangly baby maker? (bitch stare). Seriously, not funny cut it out." Durante la temporada mas violenta en Ciudad Juarez mandaron al ejercito a la ciudad y los soldados estaban vueltos locos, los de las aduanas ni se digan. Literalmente decian: "Wey mira aca hay pura guapa, wey mira esa! wey mira esa!" Escucho esto y claro que volteo a ver tambien yo de fisgon, era una muchacha mas de las que en Juarez pasaria desapercibida ... Either they appreciate different beauty or Chihuahuan average is Hot in other places... I'll go with chihuahuan average looking girl is hotter than girls from other places. allusion* Sitting here while my newborn son falls asleep in my arms so momma can sleep first. Fatherhood is wack. Only 5 weeks in TIL you can't read very well. Cause I can't get off otherwise. ლ( ლ) /s that's a very...*interesting* nickname..I...won't question it Not going to to PAX South... which is only like 2 hours from their offices.... To actually 'make love' to a mermaid, itd have to be lady parts from the waist down and..... And.. Fish from the waist up Not my most embarrassing but currently not very fun. Forgot a birth control pill last night and I got a surprise period this morning Why don't you people just stop paying comcast? Like forreal. ALL OF YOU She wants his fingers to make love to her ETS is super blurry for me, in the DK2, even on high settings Is 7.5 billion people more than there has been in the past? Is $10 cheap for a pizza in the US? How do you pronounce 'Xhacatocatl' Anytime there are fanchants for a ballad song. Looks like the head on a Navy ship. Oh the memories. Oh snap. Ha, when you replied in the first thread, I just looked at the username, went and moved on... She lied What a great time to be a fan in Denver. The can was going fucking wild. I went to all 3 home losses, though. Is your mom single? No. My wife just had foot surgery by a Dr. Nick The guy is just a psycho. They hadn't been together since May. Apparently he dropped by to propose to her . He went crazy when he saw here there with a friend. She claims that she and her friend were both fully clothed anyways. This could be a troll... But did you actually buy the digital upgrade or did you just buy the costume pack? I had an ex-co-worker who would negatively comment on *ALL* my photos "My mom used to make my pigtails way too tight. Might want to watch out for that." Ummm...really? My daughter isn't displaying any pain in the photo and in fact, had a MASSIVE smile on her face. ### Dr. Ernesto 'Che' Guevara was extremely racist and homophobic, and in post-war Cuba, saw to the imprisonment of Cuban homosexuals. A social-revolutionary *indeed*. HAHA I WAS ABOUT TO SHOOT EM ...and yet, somehow not all of them are actually Linux-compatible? I was waiting for someone to make this about Jews, somehow. Two escorts... What a brilliant case study on the psychologic tendencies of everybody in an entire industry. Very convincing. ლ( ლ) Why would you sneak up on a sleeping tiger I'm not falling for that Is that you in the clouds? That could also be your uterus trying to shrink back to it's normal size. Are you breast feeding? Mine did this for PP-5 months Bastard uterus!! What the ffffff ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Thirteen year olds? This is officially fastest and most shameful repost I've seen in 3 years on reddit. DAMN. I have a friend I asked if her and her twin brother were identical twins. Oh man, the pure, seething I got was priceless! Was expecting a 3.50 somewhere... Stalker... And I typed this half asleep whoops My sister is named Emma ┬─┬ノ( ノ) makeagif.com (╯ ）╯︵ ┬─┬ I think even if I did know the location of some stranger on the Internet's child, I wouldn't be telling you that. First thing I thought of too Dude ... you're not allowed to carry bags during the school day? The trade is here! (ﾉ )ﾉ Lies! I know about that vagina in your closet!!! was literally the greatest invention for DIY system builders... especially when back in the day you would sometimes have to take a tiny needle and remove the - and + pins and reverse them or change one of them to a different position for the power or hdd status led to work right This is absolutely disgusting... Maybe I'm just a wuss but I'm very disturbed by this. Must be some kind of hot tub time machine My German car requires less maintenance than that Subie did. It was a bad decision... ▶ Well played ( ) wtf did I just watch?! My friend's gf broke up with him cause he went on holiday. It's not that great. Just slightly friendlier than the States That happened to me, one day my girlfriends best friend just said that they are dating. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) It's not me, it's you. "Hey Jerry! Long time no see! What do your dads shoes smell like ?" Well, they tried to censor her last name, but uh, all Sikh women have to have the same last name, and you can see the first letter of it. dude swimmer... ** ** ( )(Fine.) the ultimate poker face ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Veg*s make "some" carnivores uncomfortable. I'm not a veg, I just come here, have a browse every now and then to gain some perspective, because my girlfriend is a veg, and it's good to read about her point of view, without her input or having to ask her about it sometimes. It helps me relate, and to sympathize. She doesn't like to complain, so she doesn't say much about the dickhead people she interacts with. (I love how when someone comments on your vegetarianism/veganism, it's perfectly socially acceptable, but when you guys comment on meat eaters, you're "preachy" and "one of them" ) Mines the same way, it's annoying throwing 10$ in produce a week. this is very suspicious. especially since merengue was adopted from the adoption agency. Fuck. This is my neighborhood The "rich downtown elites" are communists?!?! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) (✿ ಠ_ಠ) Friendly reminder about rule 1, people! (✿ ) Maybe the officer is handicapped, ever think of that!? I followed those links for way too long. I'm so glad home depot was actually founded in 1978 and that this isn't a 35-year-old who's been making people horny since she was a baby... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ What was with those dolphin titties Cannabis tampon! Periods have never been more fun! Just don't try and smoke it after. Sounds more like an enemy... He can release a new version with the door and building on fire. \(^_^)/ ノ( ノ) I checked your comment history. You've never said it before. In which country are you not allowed to sleep in your car? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) "Smelling" ┬─┬ノ( ノ) "Ash like from Pokémon?" Tell me about it! I remember when I was in like, 8th grade or so, and the channel I watched it on moved it from a reasonable time slot to one that was at 5AM i know the feels...it's 8:16 Am and i'm only at my second extra large tim hortons coffee -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) God is everywhere. Wow, these police officers are very creative to fill our jail, they need be promoted immediately! Hexos DAE ? In elementary school No, you need Gwyn No man should ever have to specify whether he is figuratively or literally shitting himself. I was being sarcastic because the pictures is literally full of watermarks But they're having a sale right now I have one, and outside of the house she is one independent little thing. In the home... Ham fell out of your vagina.... i'm sure toyota will find a way to screw this up, like only offering the turbo coupe with a slushbox (as mentioned in the article). A well-timed will always get a good laugh out of me. If I told you I'd have to kill you Yeah, what an MAJOR INSULT to the SEC. ... kind of scary that you know what a Dark Shark and a Raji's Untimely Demise taste like ... Wait, who uses a reindeer to masturbate? Da fuq. It seems like that comment came out of nowhere. This article just brought to my attention that Nintendo is releasing a thing called Amiibo. I looked it up and I don't like it Yeah. I'm not saying it doesn't suck.. lol. It definitely does. I'm just saying it's not all bad. Can you imagine if it took the rounded value for calculations? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Stop. She's not a god damn support. No eye protection A comment being upvoted to the top and then receiving Reddit Gold t t ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I am! Why aren't you upset? Stand-up! I see what you did there. DAE ?? lol The knowledge that you went there in particular. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I remember reading that. People are so intrusive. Like really fucktard, really? This...Is the worst page I've ever seen Sam? Dat as..... Wha.... How.... Heaven forbid I get ready to go somewhere either All hell breaks loose, so I have to be fast if she's in one of these moods. Today went splendidly it least :) He doesn't even know how to use a ruler... r/parenting must be going bonkers for this I'll never understand how anyone can find a2m hot. You have to be some sort of sociopath to not care that she is licking her colon clean. Sorry, carry on fapping. these flags. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) **there was no ice ** *Get some fucking cash* but 99 isn't closed ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I read your title as i was a squirrel when i was 12 What... What are you planning to do with that horse? ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ( ) Is it just me or does MonteCristo's neck look a lot longer in this video at around 0:20 than normal? 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Thanks Adding and Opening Adding and Opening now Come at me bro.... Rainbow teams represent. Terminus is damn impossible though Gate is open I bet you did And I wonder why you might be having trouble with that... Great... now all the users' data will be *counterfeited* ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ ͡°)ง ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง'̀-'́)ง ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ヽ༼͡° ͜ʖ ͡°༽ﾉ ╭∩╮( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (っ◕‿◕)っ ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ~(˘▾˘~) (~˘▾˘)~ ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ **Dongerville!** ಠ_ಠ Skywrath what are you doing to the slark ( ) ( ) Category: Comedy ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Addicted to blunts. Fuckin' hardcore. I'm an engineer I'm 15 weeks and haven't pulled my groin! I'm hoping the last half of my pregnancy is a little more comfortable because the pull didn't heal properly until *after* my daughter was born y u no Samsung flair ? First picture: Lol@ subreddit choice. It had to be done. At least I was serious ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ(◕‿◕✿ノ) Either that or a diaper fetish > That....could also work... (ﾉ )ﾉ ︵ ┻━┻ I'm out Hmm.. I guess I'm pretty protected when it comes to these things. But I haven't ever seen my dad hit my mom. But some (1 or 2) of my friends have told me that their dads hit them in their childhood (with belt ) which I find to be pathetic. On the other hand I COULD BE COMPLETELY WRONG! That's a little rapey It hurts especially now that I have the rest of my attacker team up (Liu Bei/ZGL/Michael/Merlin/Sasuke), but even farming for Michael skill-ups is a pain. Have to say though, not as painful as skill-ing up a hero team. I almost maxed Andromeda, Amon, and Hermes, and I&amp;I, BValk, Orochi, and Hatsume are all maxed. So far 0/16 on Gabriel ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ As a UW fan, I will never forget how good Bledsoe was . What's missing from the article is that part of the donation eligibility is that the equipment must be used within one year of being acquired for them to be able to keep it. Aw damn Is that you, Ross? Good grief... So I guess it is kinda accurate... Also; the kid was shot 35 feet away from the vehicle, so.... FFS Can you fathom that this woman holds a masters degree and and ed specialist degree. And she still cannot talk coherently. At first I laughed but then I serioused ༼งຈل͜ຈ༽ง (ง°ل͜°)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ งºل͟º ༽ง (ง'̀-'́)ง (ง )ง ༼งῸل͜ຈ༽ง ༼ งºººººل͟ººººº ༽ง (ง ° ͜ ʖ °)ง (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง (́ง◉◞౪◟◉‵)ง ༼งᴼل͜ᴼ༽ง (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง (ง ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ง ༼͡ง° ͜ʖ ͡°༽ง (ง ͡° ͜ʖ͡°)ง I remember reading and finishing War and Peace when I was 14. It was the seconds hardest book to read, Les Miserables was the hardest; too much drama for me, but I did finish it. Sadly, I can't remember a thing about it, so it's on my reread list, not looking foreword to borrowing it again There is no other bread other than Mrs Bairds. It's heresy to say otherwise. Please tell me there's not MCs over the whole thing. "Wow, you're actually pretty smart! I thought you were retarded or something!" because of my hooded eyes Source for pictures please? Don't you tease me. Hard to see him in your laundry . You'll have lots more in the years to come Good guy Nazi? Thanks... Butt soup.. Hypnotic Myst and Peaches n Cream Please. More VG the better ┬─┬ノ( ノ) As if you wouldn't want a decked out pimp machine in space.... Wait, it still has the capacity to blow the fuck (no porn pun intended ) out of others, right? You guys have given me pause to worry after I bought the upgrade for this drunkenly last night.... In the trash. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Are you speaking from experience? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) 17+ game "ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ &lt;ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ&gt; ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) IM DONG,JAMES DONG (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ༽ u ugly as fuk ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง : (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ╭∩╮( ° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ <ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ> ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) IM DONG,JAMES DONG (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ༽ u ugly as fuk ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง : (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ╭∩╮( ° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ Magic cards! I would then have a playable legacy deck just no sideboard. I'll show myself out... ᕕ( )ᕗ I hope you can get the help you need! Not your personal advertising forum. Either way, it's tight. The burrito...is tightly wrapped... I feel like I've seen games like this more then once. I wonder how the game developers of these dream at night. No NSFW allowed; Bad! ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ <ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ> ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) IM DONG,JAMES DONG (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ༽ u ugly as fuk ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง : (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ╭∩╮( ° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ I... Honestly woulda kept it. Well that would require actually going on a date but if she wanted to stay because she drank I wouldn't mind. Just tell him want to go slow There, they're, their... It'll be alright can't stop watching it WHEN WILL THEY LEARN ლ( ლ) ᕕ( )ᕗ If you tell people they can't do something, they won't do it--no questions asked. History has taught us that there are no problems with prohibition. NONE. Am I the only one here, That sucks at gathering a party? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Why must you torment us? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Reported, nu la asta se referă „animăluțe păroase” The south They freak me out bc two years ago, we bought a pair for our son. They, actually just one kept getting loose. We captured her and put her back in the cage with her "sister." We had placed the cage in the bathtub thinking she couldn't escape again. Well, what she didn't escape was her "sister." She ate all of her abdominal organs. It's a scene I will never forget. Wait, but how did you know what they asked then? Typically we call up that curious 'straight' guy who is always asking questions about our sex lives to come over and get in the middle of things. Holy shit, I was going to call you out for re-posting but its The same car fucking it up twice... Now I'm Suspicious. I'm Watching You. My favorite style is sours.... My favorite style is pale ale... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) There is no other bread other than Mrs Bairds. It's heresy to say otherwise. -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) (╯ ）╯︵┬─┬ Jarome Iginla ( ) Russians, man. Ugh memebase Onenote is nice, except it's infuriating there's no support for freehand drawings in the iOS versions. No it didn't. Everyone does not hate Starbucks coffee. I personally find them to be much better and consistent than 2-3 local small coffee shops we have here. I've also had much much better coffee at other small coffee shops, even restaurants. It's a matter of preference but I hate the snobby people who just dismiss Starbucks because they think they are some sort of coffee connoisseur. No no no, Starbucks coffee tends to be pretty damn good. They do not as a policy burn their coffee, and just because the hippie barista at your local shop seems to be fiddling with pressure dials and makes a show of drawing images into your foam only proves that he puts on a good show and is a struggling artist. Seriously? 24 millionaires went to a third-world country and after only 7 games, some who were embarassing (Seriously, Brazil? ) consider themselves the best of the world now. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) It would be better if the other ALS made ice bucket videos I'm glad you could amuse yourself. got my car professionally waxed & polished today No advice. Just wanted to say that I am not looking forward to this with #2 and a toddler I ran my head through a lot of words and still nothing. Miel? Piel? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) It happens all the time. I'll show someone a tray of my recent finds and they pick up the buffalo nickel (that I use for scale in the photos) and say "Wow! You found this?!" After I had my first grand mal seizure, while I was in the hospital, the drummer of the band I was in tried to one-up me by complaining about his hard week at work. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I agree. But I clicked on the link... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I upvote...nothing... My strawberries. Hey dude I'm also alone 1. Fake 2. Repost 3. Repost 4. Repost 5. Repost. 6. Repost.......... How come I'm seeing you everywhere now Fist me. ( ) Oh no. -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ( ) Dat 'stash... ...why are you rocking an Oregon flair and saying we? \m/ \m/ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) In the name of the moon... I will gift you! (/ )/~~~* Or have they I was so salty about that especially being creeper bombed in the first temple Male Zyra ( ) ( ) I read this as waterboarding at first and was like You can say that on the internet? Don't lie to me! and? are you insinuating i auto attack the lane? the move command is probably underused. I would *love* to be drunk right now...but... alas...parasite Unfortunately without the backwards compatibility ( MS) there is a bit of a lack of choice. Best one by far is the Thrustmaster TX 458. Full force feedback and optional shifter and 3-pedal accessories. Basically this, I have a glossy 3DS (the normal size one) and I got it signed by Charles Martinet (voice of Mario, Luigi, etc.) It rubbed off (✿ ಠ_ಠ) Friendly reminder about rule 3, people! (✿ ) (✿ ಠ_ಠ) Friendly reminder about rule 3, people! (✿ ) > ? "Being pregnant" is not the proper use of the English language "Being hormontional", though the word is new, describes how you're feeling more than anything else. I've been told that I'm TOO agreeable it wasn't much better -- I had some leftover charcuterie and cheese plate (yum, I hoarded some d'affinois in a strategic reserve) but it was also had angrily with a cheeseburger ... and tortilla chips. ┬─┬\\( ノ) ┬_┬/( ノ) ... *The* 280? ಠ ಠ £16.99 in 1997 comes to mind. How did I even. This is not how the internet works OP I KNOW! I really wanna see how it looks now..... with the sealer.... Oh...no...he's right isn't he? You can put a redirection in place, (aus post will send it to another address) or you can set up a mail hold, aus post will hold the mail at a local apo. There is a cost for both. No ╚( )=┐ oh well No spoiler tag for dat duck comment? Read that as "...sNack the shit out of her" I expected a dickbutt gif How many do you have? You are one of those people that points to things with their mind rather than their hands Your mom? Thanks I'm 15 weeks and still can't stand the thought of cooking My husband loves my cooking and probably misses it. We end up having take out instead so I don't get sick from the smell of cooking. Not quite the same thing I think... shouldn't it be: I'm 15 weeks and hate food I try to eat what I feel like. Even if it's a small "well I can't feel my stomach in my throat so that should do". I also eat a lot of fruit, and only eat meat when I'm up for it. Yesterday I had tempura shrimp. Today I feel like the egg whites from hardboiled eggs. Dat username though I'm doing this at this moment... My first one was more crampy than this one. Nausea is the same. Puked all of three times first time around and hated eating. This one I'm on the anti-nausea med, Diclectin, haven't puked, and I still hate food I eat when I feel like eating, and eat fruit in between because apparently baby likes fruit. For years to cum.... I'm trying to taper off my Diclectin for the second time at 15 weeks (tried at 12). Haven't been taking my morning pill, and only the one instead of two before bed. When I tried the first time, the nausea became incapacitating again, so back on I went I get the garage experiment vibe from their work too. After SM it's hard to trust that they will take things seriously enough in the long run. What the shit, great, now it's in my list. But I guess it's my fault for checking it out Nigga wat? ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I am a loyal fan since koby and elementz times. HotshotGG´s Cho ´ gath, oh how much I miss you There actually is a night novel for this? EVERYTHING? oh God, I can't wait (ノ )ノ ┻━━┻ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ I read as drizzle them with you bull's shit. Does his company have an HR branch? He should say something. You are not overreacting. I understand the phobia the coworker has of flying, but wife's major surgery being swept under the carpet??? Common... Be a little more sympathetic of the situation Silly big-ass companies. Was he crying? ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ [](/dashmad) A few stares over? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Like these? PEOPLE HAVE BEEN BORN WITH THAT COLOUR BEFORE HER. Now that's how you rustle jimmies. I kinda wanna see his genitals... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Yes! Anyone who does not want children obviously doesn't believe in love! We have no warmth in our hearts and will grow old bitter and alone. On mobiles it jumps to spam I guess... But I just can't stand it. Do you go on dates with 3-year-olds? Illuminati confirmed ( ) Honestly, you can't win no matter what you want. I wanted to try without the epidural, but my daughter was stubborn, water broke, no progress, and ended up on a HIGH dose of Pitocin. My SIL tried to tell me I could do without it. Ummm, ya...if not for the fact that my Pitocin was so friggin ramped up for 28+ hours !!! Those ~~gages~~ gauges STAY AWAY FROM R/PARENTING!!! This sounds like the type of BS they spew at everyone Just make sure you have a really easy to find mute button. Nobody wants to hear you "walking around/lounging about" aka 'taking a pee'. Ok that is really odd. /u/PleaseRespectTables ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) What the fuck. But... Did they donate? Ive been in school for 4 weeks How many zeros? Ah the old nvidia device 1183 And here I thought I wouldn't have to hear that name again she makes the perfect . Man I have tickets to OSU VA Tech really wanted to see Braxton play. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) When it comes to shit, it is never a laughing matter Is that a shadow that the end I too like green wheels now! You really screwed this one up, OP. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) All I got was animal dicks 2515 upvotes I did that when I was in my early-mid teens! All those hormones pushing me to do the oddest things. I got turned on by what I wrote myself, haha, so narcissistic. Maybe I still would; I mean, the beauty of that is that you can turn the stories precisely after your taste. I'm still wondering how it ended up on liveleak ... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I have the ring but no guise and no pauldrons or companion. Maybe still rolling out ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Where on Earth have you been keeping your phone? (assuming you are at the gym) Who the fuck do you think you are? Do you think that you can just prance around like a little fucking pony and just flip tables willy-nilly? Well, I have news for you buddy, you fucking can't (pronounced: cunt). It is everyone's business whether a table is respected or not and I wouldn't be able to call myself Wesley Fucking Grant if I stood for such reckless behavior. The table shall remain un-flipped, thank you. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Does the lip liner help the lipstick stay??? I have a serious problem of getting lipsticks to last longer then an hour. I use stains mostly > Are you my Sociology professor This gave me chills! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Fuck you. I cant get this image out of my head now I'm 5'0 and my SO is 6'3. Pretty similar situation to yours. Except he likes to place things on high shelves to mess with me I feel like I've had that too. Maybe we're all robots in some sort of steampunk version of the matrix ....... Really? Again? Making me go over my whole fic. *Again*. I'm starting to think you just don't ever want to have to read it I think I'll leave this thread now... ( ) 4K quality, portrait orientation I know you're joking, but I have this one crazy ex who would seriously accuse me of shit like that -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Well dammit, now I'll have to build a garage over my carport by then. You're gonna make me spend ~$10000 for an ~$800 game system? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) *wide set* Android doesn't natively display battery stats on the notification area ( ) I never caught my parents doing anything but when I was 8 I would always see that they had a video camera in their room facing their bed. I never thought of this as odd or strange at that age and they stopped after my dad's video camera was stolen by burglars. I always remember how panicky my parents were when it was stolen and I couldn't figure out why. Then it all hit me at about age 15 ┬─┬ノ( ノ) If it declines then nothing will come out. If it approved but the funds were not in you're account yes it you're account will go in to overdraft. Just be careful of the overdraft though. I've heard that some banks charge up to $6.00 per day for the period you have the overdraft for. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I can't tell you that I'm standing outside and people are looking at me oddly while I stand here laughing. I'm a "stacker" at a John Brooks supermarket. Though I have never stacked once during my time here (I leave in a week), I mostly clean the floors and bathrooms. Cleaning restrooms is supposed to be done by the hour, on the hour, it's also particularly annoying, because of the nessesery cleaning supplies scattered around the store. I get those supplies and walk into the bathroom. Someone's already in the stall. I figure I can wait, I'm paid by the hour and the chances of my boss walking in on me is 1/300, so I wait. The guys a heavy breather, but I figure that's normal. As I wait, I don't prop the door with the trash can (to signify that I'm cleaning) like I usually would, since customers like placing it back where it belongs for some reason. Lost in my own thoughts, I snap back into reality three minutes later, only to notice he hasn't left, the breathing grew *much* deeper. I figure that he's masturbating. Creepy, but It's not something I haven't dealt with before. By now, the breathing could now be considered grunting. I felt like saying something, but I didn't. It's been about 6 minutes now, and I'm starting to feel unproductive (a bad feeling for me to have, especially at work). The door opens, and his grunts suddenly stop, all sound stopped, as if he was holding his breath. Turns out the guy who opens the door was my boss. He looked at me, and I turned my head "no" at him. He got the message, whatever that message may be, and gave me a stern look (kinda like ) before leaving. *as soon as the door closes*, the grunting evolves into full on moaning. I now knew that he didn't think I was there. I still couldn't be sure if he was masturbating or in severe pain. At this point, I'm about to leave, when I hear splashing. And not the kind of "shit rocketing out his arsehole" kind of splashing, but like he was throwing things in there. I was concerned enough to gather my strength and ask him if he was alright. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Sure does ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Changes to ww? Nope, minor bug fix. Oh god that second cover of Spider-Woman No you can't use this build I copyrighted it But we were too committed to sanchez to talk to peyton Well, this is a first. I don't think I've ever seen Albion on here. On the other hand, lives in EL and commutes Agreed, they did that last year too Still no support for make projects? well that excuses everything, well played.. hes posting to a mod about another mod because who the fuck are you going to ask to moderate other moderators? I think the moderators of /r/gaming have done enough for one day without stirring the pot even more like your comment. Ah just saw it. Because you can't have a high school game without sex, even if they're disabled ~~ ~~ ರ_ರ I can keep this up all day! ┌( )┘ ^((Not really)^) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That.... I found so many prickly ones, and may have found one full of possible ticks Warned my husband just in case I start having symptoms of Lyme disease :/ Ah fuck. The only think that could make this worse is gold -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) I'm pasty white and have been followed or treated like garbage by so many store employees it's not even funny I'm still good with baby bumps and beyond the bump. Only thing that drives me crazy? "I don't want my special little snow flake to have frilly clothes/boy clothes/gender blah blah blah"... IRL, their child(ren) will always feel the pressure/stigma of gender rolls and colours and shit. Fuck off already! Let people just spoil them and quit being so fucking picky about it already!!! Then the fire nation invaded Are you using google translator? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Please check what you have written, it's **not** `/user/…` but `/usr/…` ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Some People like to see the World burn ┬─┬ノ( ノ) It's the goddamn greatest. lol. I didn't even notice it was you when I made this comment. I used to work at a licensed Starbucks inside Kroger and Kroger did this taste of Mexico thing and we had this. It sold pretty well but probably because of all the other Mexican stuff in the grocery store at the time. It tastes almost the same as the chai cream frappuccino. Also it was so surprised how none of the customers knew what horchata was or how to pronounce it I kept on switching back and forth between and ಠ‿ಠ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) It's a deal. So? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ..Who said I was gonna buy anything ^^jk^work^parttime Yup! I've noticed that with perfume too! Weird... Honestly I would be pissed of too if you didn't clean me for XX months, I'll probably purposely break down till you clean me and stop neglecting me... cunt.  Pics or it didn't happen No NSFW allowed; Bad! Imagine if all things we shaved had a template Huh? I don't get it. I wouldn't be able to do it. Maybe she's the same way. Knows her body well enough to say "I just can't". Who fucking knows. That wasn't a jab at OP. The jab was from SIL to OP. Seriously ಠ_ಠ AOKI If you thought 'damn...I should go grab some milk' in a curfew area at night... From Peru I have Yma Sumac (jazz), Mortem (death metal), Immortal Technique (hip-hop), and Goat Semen ( ...black metal). You might like Los Saicos and La Ira de Dios, if you're not already familiar. WHY DID I DO IT? I SAW THE DAMN THUMBNAIL, WHY YOU SCUMBAG BRAIN WHYYYYYYYHHHSHSBAJSNANANANAAA...S.S. ...what elses is positive at a vagina show? I read this wrong. I downloaded some app for tracking your period. My bf said now big brother knows everything about me! Your comment just described your own comment ( ) "It's honey and whipped egg whites." I get so sick, sad, and angry at these stories. Who the fuck are you to ask someone what their kid is eating?! What if someone had breast cancer, had both breasts removed, and cannot 'physically' (from the boob) ever feed their biological child because, hello, lacking boobs??? I would bitch slap someone for that *for* the person I'm not sure if I agree. No........ just no Hey it's my blog actually (shamelessplug ), I kinda believe nation state as a stage of civilizations. Where you grow up to be bigman in kampung, and to be presiden in a nation state. It just came naturally. Hell, even maybe we can't control it. Just like other things in the world (religion, technology, reddit...), I think it's how we all use it best ideally. Knowing that it is inevitable for human lives (at this point of time). ノ( ノ) damn this hippos ( ) 27 poäng No. Don't you fucking dare know-it-all $30... I read this as "Amway" From a nostalgic perspective I'd pick the BE starting zone for my farorite and the least favorite is Un'Goro for dem pterrordaxes into elites Dear god, my wife is British.. "ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ <ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ> ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) IM DONG,JAMES DONG (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ༽ u ugly as fuk ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง : (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ╭∩╮( ° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ಠ╭╮ಠ .... ... ◉_◉ ... ಠ⌣ಠ I'm stubborn and was worst when I was little. I'm already starting to get it back And here when I first saw the train panel I thought "oh, the perverts are going to be punished," not "let's punish those women for making us grope them because they didn't cover up!" Japan "Soggy African Elephant" is code name for the tunnel of butts. Preggie, embie, snackies... Sad I get down voted for speaking the truth. I guess the truth hurts. Glad someone on reddit has some common sense. - do your dog/wallet a favor and get their tails snipped when they are pups. Gooooooood morning Melbourne. Second last night in bali. To May bintang tonight. NO WE ARE NOT ( ) Hopefully enough upvotes will make him see this ######################################### It better be !! > ^ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Don't hug me There still is ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ ( ) Sh..sheep silo? ( ) > ╭∩╮ ╭∩╮ The most awkward moment when I open this at school thinking that it wouldn't be nsfw. **Never again** Zoe Quinn is not attractive ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I don't know what I expected ┬─┬ノ( ノ) It kinda looks like a giant relicanth to me... 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I guess we know different kinds of plumbers... ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) **-(._.)-ノ( ノ)** **(._.)┌...................... ノ( ノ)** Wow, all 9 of the planets? (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ > Havdalah taking longer than it has to? So, counting the number of rings in people's anus was ... unnecessary? "During an attack the funnel-web spider generally maintains a tight grip on its victim and bites repeatedly, making it an especially traumatic experience for humans who are bitten..." You would have been our favourite had you not lied. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Is there some way you can make house-flippers stop putting nice, new counters on top of shitty, old cabinets? You should try using a "bumper" case. . Everytime I need to charge I have to pry it open with a credit card. Although, the absolute beauty of the phone is more than enough compensation for me. Brilliant, but still...... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) m8 What would possibly motivate you to share this with someone!? Elise's hobby is manipulation? She sounds like my girlfriend. Die Bundeswehr benötigt selbiges doch fast noch dringender... (╯ ）╯︵ ┬─┬ Why do I have you marked as a friend? Are we friends? Some things never change. Dick the pleasure pony Add 420 to your name. That will be less common. Or maybe some x's. Arkansas: blow 3 times hot. wait 15 minutes before you can try again. not a damn thing else Fries on the French side of the border Your iPad does not prevent you from ending a sentence. I like the one about the cop's daughter Really!? It's been ages since I've seen it. I'll totally take a look again. It's about time anyways... ( ) That's a good story to tell the LBS, but now tell us how/what really happened. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I look for amount of times completing the map. I've seen a couple of 1st and 2nd prestige players who haven't completed a single match. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Yeah well your bae tastes horrible and makes my clothes come off Anyone see a bare man tit when he went to hug his dad? Another 6 months and I won't have to be pregnant anymore (done baby rearing!!), and daughter will be a big sister to baby brother/sister which I am looking forward to <3 :D Then all I have to worry about is sleep deprivation with a toddler... Should. Be. Fun. The silver lining to all that? An amazing husband who loves his wife and kids, and is supportive and understanding, and just overall an awesome man!! <3 I'd be lost without him ;) This happened when I heard my aunt was pregnant, I imagined her and her husband banging "...Monk characters had access to Air-Bending...Dragonborne..." Oh myyyyyyy I... ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) you don't even have enough uses at th7 to use 210k de Old Oh yes please!! Yummy yummy Penises out of the headset ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Some people also think they drive better drunk..."It makes you pay attention" Thank you!!! My little ball of energy is also stubborn as all fuck. So there's that fun part too ┬─┬ノ( ノ) It's the principle of it. Flippers are trying to impress Midwestern housewives, but they half-ass everything. ######ヽ༼✿σل͜ σ༽ﾉ * /╲/( ͡⎚ ͜U ͡⎚)/\╱\ * ( ͡⚆ ͜ʖ ͡⚆) * ヽ༼⚆ل͜⚆༽ﾉ * ( ͡ _ ͡°)ﾉ⚲ * ♫ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┘ ♪ * ಠ⌣ಠ * ༼ ಥل͟ಥ ༽ ┬┴┬┴┤ * ༼ຈل͜├┬┴┬┴ * ༼ ಠل͟ಠ༽ * ᕕ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ * ᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕗ * ༼ง ͠ຈ ͟ل͜ ͠ຈ༽ง * |༼ʘ ل͜ ʘ༽| * ヽ༼◕ل͜◕༽ﾉ * ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ * (° ͜ʖ°) * ヽ༼ ツ ༽ﾉ * （͡°͜ʖ͡°） * (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ * ༼ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ * ( ＾◡＾)っ✂╰⋃╯ * ╰( ͡'◟◯ ͡')╯ * ヽ༼ ຈل͜ຈ༼ ຈل͜ຈ༽ຈل͜ຈ ༽ﾉ * ༼ - ل͜ - ༽ * ヽ° ~͜ʖ~ °ﾉ * ᕙ (° ~͜ʖ~ °) ᕗ * 乁( ◔ ౪◔)ㄏ * ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ * ヽ༼ຈل͜ರೃ༽ﾉ * ୧༼ಠ益ರೃ༽୨ * ( ﾉ ﾟｰﾟ)ﾉ * ヽຈل͜ຈﾉ * ヽ(ﾟｰﾟヽ) * ヽ༼ຈ益ຈ༽ﾉ * (☢益☢t) * ༼ᕗຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ * ╮(╯▽╰)╭ * ╮(╯ل͜╰)╭ * ༼ つ◕(oo)◕༽つ * (ι´Д｀)ﾉ * ヽ༼◥▶ل͜◀◤༽ﾉ * [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ヽ̲̅༼̲̅ຈ̲̅ل͜ຈ̲̅༽̲̅ﾉ̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] * [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡◥▶ ͜ʖ ͡◀◤)̲̅$̲̅] * ༼ ͠ຈ ͟ل͜ ͠ຈ༽ง * ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ☂ * (＾◡＾)っ * ༼☯﹏☯༽ * ヽ༼ ☭ل͜☭ ༽ﾉ * ♌༼✪ل͜✪༽ᕤ * (͡◔ ͜ʖ ͡◔) * ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ * ─=≡Σ((( つ◕ل͜◕)つ * ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ * (∩ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)⊃━☆ﾟ. * ･ ｡ﾟ, * ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽>ง * ᕙ༼◕ل͜◕༽ᕗ * ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ︵┻━┻ * ୧༼ ͡◉ل͜ ͡◉༽୨ * ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ * (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง * Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ * ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง * ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ * ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ * (~˘▾˘)~ * ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ * ヽຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ * (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ * ୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨ * /╲/\╭( ͡° ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ͡°)╮/\╱\ * (▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) * (ﾉ )ﾉ * └(°ᴥ°)┘ * つ◕ل͜◕)つ * ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) * ヽ༼♥ل͜♥༽ﾉ * ༼ ᓄºل͟º ༽ᓄ * (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง * ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ * ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ * ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ * ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ * ヽ༼>ل͜<༽ﾉ * ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) * ヽ༼@ل͜ຈ༽ﾉ * ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ * ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ * ('ºل͟º)ノ⌒. * [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] Fluorescent, so you're telling me that light has the flu or a scent? Together with Tell us I feel ashamed to say this, but 2 McDonalds Double Cheezeburgers. I haven't had one in like 5 months but I really want 2. Nah, you good. Just don't start bro-ing out with Auburn fans. I'm really not sure if it's sarcasm, or you actually know about the joke. It whispers dirty things in my ear No Way to put that spoiler out in the open, dude ( ) (ノಠ_ಠノ) LOWER YOUR BORTLES (ノ ノ) 1:12 - RIP I picked my black Sistem51 up back in March from a Swatch store in Geneva, Switzerland (birthday present for myself, worked out to about $230 after getting boned by conversion rates). And then I proceeded to scratch the plastic crystal a few weeks later. I was tempted to try to buff the scratches out, but now I'm just living with it. Anyway, be careful with the soft plastic. "Times change." best acquisition I ship Elsanna, but I don't have a fucking dirt fetish.... Wait...someone is actually willing to sleep with Fish? Dear god. What did you think people should say? Japanse 06 WTF was that. STD's No shit. I always get the ass hole who yells at me ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (ﾉಠ_ಠ)ﾉ thou shalt nobly instruct a non-donging man to raise his donger (ﾉ )ﾉ STDs He specified Tyms as a candidate for slater's replacement in the replies Status update: I know it's a setting somewhere in UI > Style Tweaks. Now just to narrow down which one so I can adjust the CSS for that one particular setting. I like the game of just stopping (assuming nobody is behind you; don't be that guy) and waiting for the imminent collision. Most notice at the last step, but every now and then you get to give an icy glare the guy who sits in his basement on his computer, complaining about anything and everything just to piss people off for the fun of it. Don't be that guy. I'm looking at you! You haven't done Hildibrand? I agree. I like the people saying since JIMI FUCKING HENDRIX can play the guitar like that, this girl (who deleted the picture immediately after getting called out) can most likely play upside down. what kind of sorcery ( ) I applaud you, Higgins86, for taking the time to try and translate this mess ( ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ My daughter is a tiny, dainty little thing at 19 months old. I don't know her percentiles anymore, but she hadn't even passed 21lbs yet Her cousin was 30+ lbs at this age. I'm always a little worried in the back of my mind, but remember that my side is very small and dainty. is it just me or does he look the same ( ) switched from motorola to a primeco phone How... how was that link already purple??? ballpeeeeeen knows what he or she is talking about. hardcore mama's boys are death itself. you might as well walk down the aisle now to wed his mother ( ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┌( )┘ Im sorry. Yaaaaaayyy- (((((ﾉ☉∇☉)ﾉ wait... Noooooo ( ) ┌( )┘ i would've straight up 'd at him (also thank you for translating to american) My ex not only hated, and nagged about, my then inch long beard, but also about my shoulder length hair too! I had both when we met... Wtf is butt gold? ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Or this guys true fetish is burning buildings Unfortunately that shit continues well past high school ┬─┬ノ( ノ) TL;DR I don't wear it to 'hey fellow trippers here want some cid?', just to honour Hoffman really. And ofc I won't have a vial in my pocket. but will this shirt alone cause me any trouble? I'm not even from Texas bud, I just like playing with all you pud pulling circle-jerkers. You get so wound up so easily. Yeah, I get it. Everything a republican does is evil and scary and everything a democrat does is a gift to humanity lol . OP is a motherfucker *You* sound weird I smoked unfiltered for a while because I thought it was bad ass. It lasted about a day until I got free tobacco in my mouth and burned my finger while driving from not being used to not having a buffer. Real bad ass For bad driving?! ( ) Not much? Nose looks weird. Only a few hours? I'm Like my degree of belief in the factuality of this article's premise: Or *is* it? Yes. I know, it's hell when you're either like "Damn I'm about to die, thank god, blind is up" or "I'm really low health but all his abilities are down so I can blind his autos and kill him before the blind ends" but then you get dealt damage anyway Just tested it... "width: 100\&#37;" works in chrome, firefox, and IE Stalking Initial reaction: > Is that a painted artichoke? I could only imagine this: you're fired, u/alazz ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Mothereffing Walking Stuka No.. You're a secret soviet spy sent by Putin to take over 'murica! You should be ashamed of yourself. I can see right through you . For some reason Chroma stopped working for me since the last update. I.3.7 beta 2 from some pirate repo works just fine. But the official version that I purchased does not. Not sure if it was the update or it's just a problem from tweaks conflicting with pangu or with each other. I've had to restore a few times already because of pangu errors. I get crashes that are not related to any tweak. It's just iOS crashing in general. At least that's what a developer that looked at my crashlogs said. So hopefully tinct addresses all that... " " (> )> No, not at all ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ /u/PleaseRespectTables ノ( ノ) Mine has the same effect on me a lot of the time. And usually when it has that effect, my son has JUST fallen asleep in my arms. Tell it again, but with more . "Your bike is only a 10 speed? You got ripped off then, I paid $100 for mine and it has 24 speed" Try hooking it onto a doorknob You mean someone found a real life dinosaur. You scored 6' underground? Please dear god no Oh, great! Wasn't thinking and thought you were describing that your girlfriend was "being explored by French fur trappers" Jesus Christ, it's so defined ┬─┬ノ( ノ) There's no space in Rav4 ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ლ( ლ) It's like the Weeping Angel of coffee. You're not alone ** ** ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Because Patrick says it's stupid. He knows You spelled "Bamba" wrong If you haven't looked it up, don't. Bitches be tripping on fruitarian diet. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Lol I thought bless your heart was a "southern" insult... but either way, yes I was excited and yes I had a good time :) you thought the level 4 archers would beat the xbow and mortar right behind the th? ( ) AFAIK they *all* fail at having hooks to facilitate building native packages. I get an ad for 'Home Fetal Dopplers' in that article Holy shit. BAD ADELAIDE ** ** 6 Trillion ... Judging by the last couple of comments you've made in this thread, I'm not sure I'd want to know what you'll be doing with the Pika... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I had this happen to my 08 335i too. Maybe she is your friend. Some of those korean solo Q teamfights look more coordinated than NA/EU LCS teamfights.... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I still see aliasing in the text. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Fine. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I'm sorry. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Poor thing. Why the fuck I looked at those Pictures?! What have you done! Dude this would be amazing. Just try to release it before the iOS 8 jailbreak comes out Dude... Do you even grammar? Can you please stop posting this... ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ I can never unsee Lola Bunny ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ How is that not OB? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Elevator music!? Thanks! It is only a 5% stake in the company. The article doesn't make it sound like they censor or advise at all. It claims Murdoch only helped them expand their brand and receive a large donation. So no big deal, maybe ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Somebody has to be passionate about those damn delicious cheddar bay biscuits. And yeah I know I can make them myself blah blah blah it's not the same. ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ You Americans.... ヽ༼✿σل͜ σ༽ﾉ * /╲/( ͡⎚ ͜U ͡⎚)/\╱\ * ( ͡⚆ ͜ʖ ͡⚆) * ヽ༼⚆ل͜⚆༽ﾉ * ( ͡ _ ͡°)ﾉ⚲ * ♫ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┘ ♪ * ಠ⌣ಠ * ༼ ಥل͟ಥ ༽ ┬┴┬┴┤ * ༼ຈل͜├┬┴┬┴ * ༼ ಠل͟ಠ༽ * ᕕ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ * ᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕗ * ༼ง ͠ຈ ͟ل͜ ͠ຈ༽ง * |༼ʘ ل͜ ʘ༽| * ヽ༼◕ل͜◕༽ﾉ * ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ * (° ͜ʖ°) * ヽ༼ ツ ༽ﾉ * （͡°͜ʖ͡°） * (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ * ༼ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ * ( ＾◡＾)っ✂╰⋃╯ * ╰( ͡'◟◯ ͡')╯ * ヽ༼ ຈل͜ຈ༼ ຈل͜ຈ༽ຈل͜ຈ ༽ﾉ * ༼ - ل͜ - ༽ * ヽ° ~͜ʖ~ °ﾉ * ᕙ (° ~͜ʖ~ °) ᕗ * 乁( ◔ ౪◔)ㄏ * ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ * ヽ༼ຈل͜ರೃ༽ﾉ * ୧༼ಠ益ರೃ༽୨ * ( ﾉ ﾟｰﾟ)ﾉ * ヽຈل͜ຈﾉ * ヽ(ﾟｰﾟヽ) * ヽ༼ຈ益ຈ༽ﾉ * (☢益☢t) * ༼ᕗຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ * ╮(╯▽╰)╭ * ╮(╯ل͜╰)╭ * ༼ つ◕(oo)◕༽つ * (ι´Д｀)ﾉ * ヽ༼◥▶ل͜◀◤༽ﾉ * [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ヽ̲̅༼̲̅ຈ̲̅ل͜ຈ̲̅༽̲̅ﾉ̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] * [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡◥▶ ͜ʖ ͡◀◤)̲̅$̲̅] * ༼ ͠ຈ ͟ل͜ ͠ຈ༽ง * ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ☂ * (＾◡＾)っ * ༼☯﹏☯༽ * ヽ༼ ☭ل͜☭ ༽ﾉ * ♌༼✪ل͜✪༽ᕤ * (͡◔ ͜ʖ ͡◔) Sorry, I dropped my Ultra Variety Pack of Dongers. ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ * ─=≡Σ((( つ◕ل͜◕)つ * ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ * (∩ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)⊃━☆ﾟ. * ･ ｡ﾟ, * ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽>ง * ᕙ༼◕ل͜◕༽ᕗ * ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ︵┻━┻ * ୧༼ ͡◉ل͜ ͡◉༽୨ * ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ * (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง * Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ * ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง * ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ * ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ * (~˘▾˘)~ * ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ * ヽຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ * (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ * ୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨ * /╲/\╭( ͡° ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ͡°)╮/\╱\ * (▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) * (ﾉ )ﾉ * └(°ᴥ°)┘ * つ◕ل͜◕)つ * ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) * ヽ༼♥ل͜♥༽ﾉ * ༼ ᓄºل͟º ༽ᓄ * (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง * ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ * ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ * ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ * ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ * ヽ༼>ل͜<༽ﾉ * ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) * ヽ༼@ل͜ຈ༽ﾉ * ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ * ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ * ('ºل͟º)ノ⌒. ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Did you really insta-gram a dead animal. /r/militaryporn and /r/guns as sidekicks with /r/trees as final boss - pretty sure we could take the stoners out Is that a bad thing? ヽ༼✿σل͜ σ༽ﾉ * /╲/( ͡⎚ ͜U ͡⎚)/\╱\ * ( ͡⚆ ͜ʖ ͡⚆) * ヽ༼⚆ل͜⚆༽ﾉ * ( ͡ _ ͡°)ﾉ⚲ * ♫ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┘ ♪ * ಠ⌣ಠ * ༼ ಥل͟ಥ ༽ ┬┴┬┴┤ * ༼ຈل͜├┬┴┬┴ * ༼ ಠل͟ಠ༽ * ᕕ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ * ᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕗ * ༼ง ͠ຈ ͟ل͜ ͠ຈ༽ง * |༼ʘ ل͜ ʘ༽| * ヽ༼◕ل͜◕༽ﾉ * ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ * (° ͜ʖ°) * ヽ༼ ツ ༽ﾉ * （͡°͜ʖ͡°） * (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ * ༼ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ * ( ＾◡＾)っ✂╰⋃╯ * ╰( ͡'◟◯ ͡')╯ * ヽ༼ ຈل͜ຈ༼ ຈل͜ຈ༽ຈل͜ຈ ༽ﾉ * ༼ - ل͜ - ༽ * ヽ° ~͜ʖ~ °ﾉ * ᕙ (° ~͜ʖ~ °) ᕗ * 乁( ◔ ౪◔)ㄏ * ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ * ヽ༼ຈل͜ರೃ༽ﾉ * ୧༼ಠ益ರೃ༽୨ * ( ﾉ ﾟｰﾟ)ﾉ * ヽຈل͜ຈﾉ * ヽ(ﾟｰﾟヽ) * ヽ༼ຈ益ຈ༽ﾉ * (☢益☢t) * ༼ᕗຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ * ╮(╯▽╰)╭ * ╮(╯ل͜╰)╭ * ༼ つ◕(oo)◕༽つ * (ι´Д｀)ﾉ * ヽ༼◥▶ل͜◀◤༽ﾉ * [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ヽ̲̅༼̲̅ຈ̲̅ل͜ຈ̲̅༽̲̅ﾉ̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] * [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡◥▶ ͜ʖ ͡◀◤)̲̅$̲̅] * ༼ ͠ຈ ͟ل͜ ͠ຈ༽ง * ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ☂ * (＾◡＾)っ * ༼☯﹏☯༽ * ヽ༼ ☭ل͜☭ ༽ﾉ * ♌༼✪ل͜✪༽ᕤ * (͡◔ ͜ʖ ͡◔) Sorry, I dropped my Ultra Variety Pack of Dongers. ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ * ─=≡Σ((( つ◕ل͜◕)つ * ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ * (∩ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)⊃━☆ﾟ. * ･ ｡ﾟ, * ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽>ง * ᕙ༼◕ل͜◕༽ᕗ * ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ︵┻━┻ * ୧༼ ͡◉ل͜ ͡◉༽୨ * ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ * (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง * Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ * ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง * ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ * ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ * (~˘▾˘)~ * ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ * ヽຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ * (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ * ୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨ * /╲/\╭( ͡° ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ͡°)╮/\╱\ * (▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) * (ﾉ )ﾉ * └(°ᴥ°)┘ * つ◕ل͜◕)つ * ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) * ヽ༼♥ل͜♥༽ﾉ * ༼ ᓄºل͟º ༽ᓄ * (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง * ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ * ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ * ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ * ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ * ヽ༼>ل͜<༽ﾉ * ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) * ヽ༼@ل͜ຈ༽ﾉ * ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ * ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ * ('ºل͟º)ノ⌒. He is sponsored by a company called DoucheBags.... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ... That is Markiplier, he does stuff like that Normal? Wow. If you kill something with 1 or 2 hits you need to kick up the difficulty. ./\\(ಠ ಠ)//\ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ )LOWER YOUR DONGERS ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) What's OP doing in the bathroom with 2 young boys? Thats now how you position your arm while pulling the string. ( ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) I'm sorry but I don't understand how you use the Stereo Adapter. How do you connect the microphone? Or are you restricted tomthe Kinect Mic? Sorry for this stupid question but I'm not getting something here. *** *** ┌( )┘ Why hide behind a throw away ID? I_UPVOTE_MACS, did you downvote this post? I can't recall anyone not sleeping in everyday clothing. I was so mad when I went through everything and still wasn't at 100%. All those feels and still missing a scene My NPDdad is a therapist and he is forever diagnosing people with NPD. Pretty much anyone who gives him a bad vibe is npd. My favorite is the time he diagnosed the priest at his church, with whom he'd never had a conversation nor personally interacted with in any way. When I laughed at the suggestion, he got all offended and said that my aunt and uncle (both CPAs) agreed with him. Because they're qualified and would never just agree to be polite... Yeah...... ( ) good for you! i bet you're a real hit on Tumblr... but you're allowed to say ass Looks like a child's room to me. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) ಠ_ಠ ( ) Yes, I remember it being on my copy that I lent to a friend at least 3 or 4 years ago... the copy I haven't received back yet ┬─┬ノ( ノ) If you can't explain what is good about this movie, perhaps you are in need of some rewiring? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) See you in the mosh Yes, I just hate it when people say the wrong word as **supposed** to the right one. Umm... Looks like leftovers? ლ( ლ) The downvote button isn't a "you're wrong" button ( ) I visited NASA Langley once. I saw an electric fence wired for 117-thousand Volts. we do not... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Looks like ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You don't like porters? (Your username... ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Wish I had the time; thanks for the help. Original question was simply a query on how much a custom build saves versus a pre-built. Guess I'm not getting that information -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) I know it isn't, but holy shit, that seriously looks like one of my friends. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) why are all things to do with eyebrows on /r/makeupaddiction even though there's no makeup involved ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Is there really a place to pay money to rent a bike? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Really? It was like Who did you do it to before ? Isori's eyelashes Fucking moron. I see you. He said he's busy and I should tell you this for him: ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Or this face in response to your sexual face: Spam is no joke Of all the subs in all the reddit, I find EO spoilers on this one... poor sjokz ...except the clouds. I should have turned off EVE before filming this ( ) ( ) Can confirm. Ex-lifeguard. I still have flashbacks Same. At first i thought, "not trashy, just hot". Then I noticed the headstones. Probably with an Israeli genius too Only if you don't count porn as an art. "It doesn't do multi-touch..." It was an error. Error was fixed. Wearing ATGATT and still gets called a squid. Don't tell me you've never given your bike a hand full of throttle I've flown a great deal, more than most, and in my experience drunk adults cause way more incidents than children. Watch the neck of the guy on the left. did someone edit his head to look down as it falls?? The San Francisco earthquake was just the top story, and then I see this. I made a connection between the two and thought it was underwater for a different reason! >Don't tell me you've never given your bike a hand full of throttle Bunny. Speaking from the southeast you can go fuck yourself. High 90s, humid as shit, heat index near or over 110 dat momo when u see no.11 and u think it's giggsy wiggsy but its januzaj and ur just like   Paper. I refuse to use crinkly paper! What did the fox say? Now we don't mention that the guy is black at all unless it's relevant. It certainly isn't here, unless black people have aerodynamic properties that I don't know about never go full Usagi Drop It's the eyebrows ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You shoud have seen my face when I was talking woth my buddies about my descision and they just looked at me and were telling me very calmly that I'm probably fucked in the late game ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ^^ I have no idea... I don't think I have the office flooring anymore and I *might* not have the sweets player, but I will check! Sorry I forget to take some things off the list :(. How does 1m for all but the office flooring sound? -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) It was release on this sub so search on this sub. The Asian ones are ASCII emojis ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ( ) (;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`) ¨̮ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) :/ :( :< :O :D Save some for me Yes, they are lumpy too. You are OP We don't want them either The series is heralded as one of the best, if not the best Shounen anime around and yet you are asking whether it is simply "any good". I'm pretty sure that can cause some tearing. Then the nightmare phase begins and 10 nightmare creatures stalk you ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Doublelift with the bm on cop Fan since the creation of CLG, will be fan,but gosh did that hurt ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Poland should just ask to become a new state.... Does the group leader race as well? I don't wanna race Zdah so soon Such a disgrace. What the fuck Grandma I am out of here ᕕ( )ᕗ David at the end seemed unimpressed. "Oh yeah nice guys... Who let them on the show? " ORQ... is dat you? There hasn't been an update since the vodka was poured. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Hey everyone look at the popular kid picking on the little guy! Everyone point and laugh. I didn't know you two were that kind of friends Now my weed is yellow. Brett Favre? you I feel your pain!!!! First day was fine--running on adrenaline--second day I think you might be on to something here… ITT: dogs barfing everywhere in GIF form WTseriousF ?! No, just no. The names you have for on here are just fine!!!! Please ignore the other subs posters that are leaking into here. That is messed up that people are that goddamn sensitive about this sort of thing. This is the kind of shit BrD went private over Why is the sky blue? It makes me want to paint my wall pink! ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I missed that you knew for sure it was a Zildjian. And you would treat her like he did right? NO I see what you did there The Red Wedding Those are some long legs It's really hard if you replace head with hand. Jesus Oh God, why That link should have stayed blue... Don't even think about contributing to this chain. Not too bothered about claiming that 2008 title though, are you? There were 3 axes to catch @0:18 ┬━━━┬ ノ( ノ) Really? Ma sei tu che hai scritto "per quanto un fastidio per il fenomeno pop del momento ce l'ho a prescindere". So is the rent.. (┛ )┛彡┻━┻ Kind of hard to be a badass when you are only level 1 Something seems odd about this So what you're saying is that you lost your virginity, but you still have your vagina ? /\ಠಠ ಠಠ/\ When a car crash is better artist than me /u/PleaseRespectTables ノ( ノ) ..... Tell me more. What is the unveiling ^ You need to have that talk with your countrymen /\ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ/\ /\ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ/\ /\ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ/\ The safety of motorists (you, your family, the general public) is stupid to you? ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ You. ////\ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ/\\\\\\\\ I had this happen twice before. I actually think one was a chemical pregnancy. I was craving garlic shrimp. I don't eat shrimp Those overalls are so ugly! Saw them at the proshop for like $100 *tip cash*. My friend who used to work there told me she didn't get any credit card tips. They would go strait to the owner. Seemed a bit unfair to me as I was tipping her for her work. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Wow the guy from GoNintendo really is just stupid. I mean why would they comment on that if its nothing official? He has the best transitions from one joke to another; right from XD to . Hahahahahaha. That was awesome!! Sorry to hear about your misfortune. I'll call you later... "Penelope" ## ////\ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ/\\\\\\\ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) PC will probably need to be one. Even though... PC. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ * intensifies* -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) 2 Pizzas ... DIET Pepsi... Perplexing. Are you chiggas father or brother (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Nevermind I'm an idiot, haha. My script actually produced no output, which explains why there was no output Royally molesting? She wants to be his mom man! Get out. .. tagged? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) happy now? Why is he walking away with it like he plans to keep, and potentially eat it? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I love how his mother is familiar with "standard escalation procedures". It's not right.. But damn you a sike ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) 🏀🏀🏀 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) At least it wasn't Google, because we all know how well YouTube got. Thanks for adding a source. BTW some AMAZING ass on the linked tumblr Well, that means my absolute positioning hack to compensate for fixed positioning not working when form elements are focused should look a lot better... but the more important question, when are they going to fix fixed positioning so I don't need that hack in the first place! Politicians who think they are experts in education because they were students once. Lucky bastard Jesus 18 pups. GAWD.. Think of the food bill And vet bill. Yes. But when PvZ 2 is released. > Including you Please be very picky about buying bikes! We were filling up water earlier today at the Save Mart on Keystone and this guy rode up on a bike asking if we were interested in buying it. Yeah, cos that totally wasn't a stolen bike. Is that your solution to everything? Hey, where is my Jacky 0? You put tacks in his shoes? Wouldn't say she's unashamed... /u/PleaseRespectTables ノ( ノ) Thanks for your studious attempt to convince us. Me. ** ** Ugh, don't you Connor-fetishists get tired of hearing yourselves drone on and on about ol' potato-nose? Has his scintillating personality and overabundance of charm and wit made such a huge impact on you that even now, two years later, you're still carrying on about him? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬────────────────┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵┬────────────────┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ I live in the UK and your post momentarily freaked me the fuck out Ooh, Mr Edgy Troll over here! ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Hungary a full democracy. How much money did it take, Orban ┬─┬ノ( ノ) .. somehow you *wasted* a lot of a lot good stuff What? Have I been discovered? Are you my manager *ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ ͡°)ง ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง'̀-'́)ง ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ヽ༼͡° ͜ʖ ͡°༽ﾉ ╭∩╮( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (っ◕‿◕)っ ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ~(˘▾˘~) (~˘▾˘)~ ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ* Here's a little background: Emoji is pretty much just a borrowed Japanese word that means emoticon. 絵文字 絵 means picture and 文字 means letters, i.e. picture made using letters. Emoji are far more popular and have a wider variety in Japan, and their style of emoticon/emoji picked up popularity in the west as well, thus it became a trendy "borrowed word" from Japanese. Emoticons limit themselves to using only the english alphabetical and numerical systems when emoji actually borrow even from other languages as well (commonly Russian) to come up with their complex reportoire. Trying to figure out howto type them is an art form in and of itself. Do you actually know how to type this guy: ಠ_ಠ? No? Well he is also considered an emoji because he is typed using hindi I do believe (could be wrong). TBH I get pissed but for the opposite reason. People try to pass off the half-assed emoticons for emoji.... . I mean :) :D :S just can't compete as well with ones such as , (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ , or ヽ(◉◡◔)ﾉ. Who said it was clean? Yeah, the Feminist Action Network sent out a memo so we all dropped a couple hundred on consoles and games just to ruin that dude's day. "Beheading aficionado". > Ah yeah. I never thought of that. le shush! One does not simply leave the Watch. Maybe He is irritated by everyone calling him a goat despite him clearly being a sheep - I'd head butt your balls too if you relentlessly referred to me as a llama.... "only" Why must reddit break :( just makes my hours of surfing reddit harder Semen, blood,.......middle school girls /u/PleaseRespectTables ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Also ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I think if you replace the table the bot sends a gif of a random celeb winking at you. Geez that was fast. One more for good measure. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ////\ಠಠ ಠಠ/\\\\\\\ I always viewed Ireland as relatively safe. But then I became an adult and realized nobody is safe The fact that he has either of them... My nest! No! 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[By the end, they reveal they weren't blood related after all, as though that makes things any better This is the man that changed her sheets when she peed the bed, took her to the playground, etc. etc-- I understand some people like it, but tbh it ruined the whole thing for me.](/spoiler) Just because you have 8 RB's doesn't mean they will be good... Yeah, totally normal acording to my world view: the bad guy has a small dick and the black dude's dick doesn't even fit on the screen. $150 per month for gigabit internet.. ooof.. I pay $30 a month for 30 megabits (or 90 megabits if I'm tunneling through a VPN ) with charter. Special Sauce /u/PleaseRespectTables ノ( ノ) WHILE DRIVING *other shit* Dat Zebra-Tiger-Cat ass. I disagree entirely; and as a point of fact it shortens lifespan of many MMOs. A good example is Elder Scrolls Online. Their economy is trash, it was implemented terribly, and served nobody but people who want to do professions as some sort if sub-game. This isn't why this game was made. This review just said he does though. You're a round number Your dogs need "attention"? He's one of those people who are so insanely attractive it's hard to believe they're real... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) This is nice thing to see after just looking at my Facebook feed Strange emoticon ( ❀) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Everything? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Is that her belly button? Or . . . ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Typed on the webpage but nothing happened. Yup, they were trying to give me a nerve block and missed . The second pic is cracking me up! He's definitely at you Holy balls!!! If my MIL tried to pull that on me, I would have flung my shit at everyone in the room (except my husband) until the message got heard! That is brutal and so fucking intrusive!!! What kind of idiot nurses let that happen?!?! Dara Ó Briain? Chris Addison (ugh)? Andy Parsons (not a fan of MTW)... My guess - he was talking about Johnny Vegas.... ... And, I think Noel Fielding was great in the Mighty Boosh, but I just don't get him as a panel show guest. HURR DURR FUNNY PEDOPHILE JOKES. HERE COMES THE FACE. YUP THERE IT IS. SO FUNNY /S ┬─┬ノ( ノ) What TAYLQR would say right now : BAD KID. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That's not what I wanted to hear thephantomnaut ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Usually science means masturbation > 2, ┬─┬ノ( ノ)# The firing range was called "Last Stop Firing Range" I know I have an issue when the first thing I noticed wasn't the cat, it was that I have that blush too.. I need help Do you have an Android tablet at all? Showbox and TV Portal are pretty sweet (if of dubious legality, ). I see what you did there, clever and This reminds me of the movie True Lies when Sandra Bullok (sp) fires an Uzi, drops it, and as it bounces down the stairs it just so happens to shoot all the bad guys all the way down. I wish this story was Hollywood crap, sadly... I'm sorry this happened, instructor should have known better ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Lolwut . Nothing you just said makes sense. > (posting on throwaway accounts ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) pls 4th grade? You didn't carve it out with a pair of blue handles scissors? Pussy ITT many people still think kids and guns should mix. Careful now, that's borderline blasphemy to the followers of the Freckled Goddess. Perhaps they use it to differentiate themselves from the other two (Black PS4, Black Xbox One). I know white versions of those consoles are coming but by using the white one it reduces the likeliness of parents mistaken the other consoles for a Wii U....so they'll just think it's a Wii instead ( ) nice try mr see eye ay but i support the army ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Oh God...we had this happen OP. It was frustrating Sounds like a developmental thing. That, or was she overstimulated? Azir is a nice concept for a new champ but whatever happened to Ao Shin Oh fudge! I hope there isn't construction in that area too That's gonna be a *fun* wait :( Your poor hubs! 15 yearolds born in 1997 No... ? Ah well I sure hope these aren't real. In particular the second picture with the camera breaking the flat surface cue rape culture rants and looks of disapproval... ^^ I am opposed to them fucking in my branches > 315 people voted for Pastor. Really...? Really!? Those tomatoes look so mushy... Who was so rich to waste condom like that? zone-archive /u/PleaseRespectTables ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I wish all of rCodComp could've saw the face i just made when i read this title. Comparable to ┬──┬ノ( ノ) No jak po co? Takie reposty na żywo, coś jak "a widzieliście ten wątek na /r/OhCumOn? Nie? loltroll top kek", wyciąga się telefon i pokazuje te top wątki ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I just dip them in the toilet. Cus cyberpunk. Small things and a warning for young children /u/PleaseRespectTables ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ,..l..( )..l.., Yeah, screw the other dead and dying people! -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Cry me a river ... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (ノ )ノ彡 ɹɐnpoʌ/n/ ﾉ｀Д´）ﾉ- - - - - - - - -┬─┬ノ( ノ) (凸 )凸 -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) You threw things at gnomes.. "It was so much fun!" .. > That's possible, but this guy said further down he doesn't believe sexual objectification even exists He's getting down voted because he has no source to back up his claims I think we have our culprit. Oh god, what have I done.. Technically no...unicode has a symbol for trademark, ™. That's different from ^TM , in that it's only one character, not two. You can also do ® and other fun symbols. You probably see this one often enough: . Amusingly enough, I memorized how to make that long ago and the computer I have now doesn't even have a font installed to render it, so I just get boxes. Ha! I was thinking the same thing.. Nah it's a regular Ferrari just going fast ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Huffington Post in _my_ r/foodforthought? It's more likely than you think . I actually like it more now 275 m On reddit, it is more formally known as the h ┬─┬ノ( ノ) "proper chassis and suspension" ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I thought it was a potato. > They don't. Yeah, no. That's not how most of us are. I absolutely hate when people associate me with that shit, honestly, I almost never use "xD" in a sentence and I hate "Le" and unicorns in general, as for narwhals, I'm indifferent. I just like the classic image macro and the occasional cat picture, I'm not a full on "OMYGOSHxxxxDDDDDDDDDD FEDORABLE" 9Fag. I second this BUT THEY *NEED* THEM! ***For reasons.*** ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Pork sausage. Paywalls everywhere! 6 toes or do i need better glasses ┬─┬ノ( ノ) WordPress needs to learn how to version number. Ocala checking in Here's looking at you Burger King ┬─┬ノ( ノ) "Not today you aren't..." Dat obnoxious Kesha voice. Shit I thought I was drunk when we saw our package ship from Reno nv to compton ca. Then over to us. We live in vegas ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Nobody tried to stop him? You're.... I think he was talking about the cork top having a hole in it. This would make it sink soon, not letting anyone but divers read it. You're saying lumberjacks don't use axes?! Next you'll tell me they don't wear flannel or have beards That flair. I thought Robbie that Keane was the final piece in our title-winning jigsaw. Everybody just stop being jerks Yeah too bad... ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) /u/PleaseRespectTables ノ( ノ) *looks at url to check if accidentally stumbled into /r/morbidreality* WTF i'm the only bronze player here ┬─┬ノ( ノ) **Please Respect Tables** WHAT KIND OF BABY IS THIS? ☜( ) In this regard, I am very lucky. My husband is very handy. He has a welder, and we have like a 5' opening between the living room and kitchen. He made a gate and painted it. The only problem? Kiddo figured out how to open it It's temporarily closed off and we have to go around to the other gate. No biggy. Husband is working on a new and harder way to open the gate (for her). The other one is open button and lift. She can't lift that one yet, so hooray!!! So help me when I'm not pregnant anymore.... Weird observation, but how does Madara still have his pants on if Sasuke sliced off the lower half of his body . I'm looking forward to my Black Forest Porter the most (husband home brews)!! Nevermind popping out a tiny, helpless human being that I will love beyond words. Nope, just give me my Porter DH LMFAO!!!! Sounds.... Interesting. That is not sanitary I am always serial Oh , so you want to log into Facebook..? Imagine Shakhtar Donetsk & CSKA Moscow in the same group Those nipple piercing made me cringe. I can feel it on my nipples Wat. I could do that, and I'm not even strong. Nobody likes a braggart. Also, thanks for bringing your whitetail spiders to New Zealand. I quite enjoyed them while I was there. You're missing a bracket and it's making my eye twitch... I'm definitely a software guy... ☜( ) Get out. I live in the hood and one day one of my friends( I should say acquaintance) who has had his share of prison time for selling drugs and other conniving activities said "We're about to go lick this tranny." I said "What the **FUCK** did you just say?!" He repeated it and I was still confused as to what he meant still thinking some sexual activity with a transsexual was involved. He told me it meant they were about to rob somebody. World War Three is starting. We are all going to die in a nuclear Holocaust. This deserves a Reddit frown. > It's almost like her consent *matters,* or something. Never too soon always on time THAT DOESN'T RHYME OUT LOUD ☜( ) Get out. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Here is the kicker, she is Russian. I am sorry, but I am an agent for your devious counterpart Travisvv. I do not compute things such as " ". And here I am, still trying to do that no death run and people out there forget they even have it it says it in the title of scene.. I would appreciate it if you would explain right here, right now... >It'd be like, what if they ever made another sequel after Aliens. Say, where Newt dies in the first few minutes. It would ruin the whole point of Aliens, one of the greatest movies all time - because the whole point of Aliens was saving Newt. But they never did make another Aliens. You misspelled Alien. As we all know, **there was no sequel to the movie Alien**. 14s Yeah, I saw and edited my post just as you were posting that. Carry on, I rescind my " " reaction. там в комментах вата беснуецца ノ( ノ )LOWER YOUR BORTLES I've always thought of Finland as Esti's big brother Read that wrong. Aww booooooo.. Was hoping it was finally my time Oh goddamn it. Oh goddamn it. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ^ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠ Exactly No son idiomas diferentes. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) As in the troll character = Flamy's character. He did the art.... Smeg Head That edit...... I'm contemplating buying the whole bundle. I'm a huge sucker for that kind of stuff. ( ) That's like saying the data on a hard drive isn't really the program because the program runs in RAM Wtf is that metal toy in the comments? A urethra gauge? So I did head that correctly. your username... Fucking Red Zone, showing player sideline interviews and end of game kneel downs, but refuses to show the Bolts/Cards game at all... lame It's a bad time because no one has any idea when the new chapter will come out and not having a set schedule makes it a pain in the ass to keep up with a weekly thing, especially things like manga where if you like it enough and can't wait to see the next chapter you can't stop refreshing mangapanda having no idea when it will come... The only thing that will signify when a new chapter will be out from now until it's a set day of the week again is the chapter spoilers thread on this subreddit... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I can't even rank my favorite strawhats since they're all so amazing... How do people say "_____ is my favorite strawhat"? I just don't understand... I mean I chose the Law flair because I couldn't choose my favorite strawhat, but choosing my favorite character that isn't a strawhat or villain is easy. Return the favors Matt like Lol. These types of games always have the music turned off the second I find the setting. Bad placement on the unlock swipe too. -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) also wants to put a damn round a bout at portage and main HAHAHAHAHA Playing with a suspicious white powder on a cutting board... :p Yes it's correct, but there's no official simulcast since Crunchyroll and FUNimation don't have the rights to have it on their websites. As for WatchOP we have to wait until fansub groups sub it to be able to watch it with subtitles... and who knows when that will be? Episode of Merry took more than half a year to get subbed. of course, I'm just giving you a hard time, you know, like Stanford has been doing to us the last 2 years If the sniping being referenced is shooting down the flag, I'm disappointed he didn't say "Luffy doesn't know Usopp shot down the flag". Fuuuck I hate it when people say they'll ping me. I'm not a fucking computer. I think you misread the title of the thread... Terribly... sigh? ok, sigh. losing a credit is not the same as breaking even. and you've spent a click too. You know what I want That username... You don't say Also, if you noticed, I put T0, which doens't mean anything. Ops should just post source... Who says he wasn't going to shoot? ( ) Also the whole shit about "if you gain the weight back afterwards or within 5 years, the diet doesn't work" Fuck no, the diet works if you lose weight on it, period. Just because apparently a lot of people lose a bit of weight then say "wow that diet was hard, I deserve a reward now for losing weight." Then "well I've been on a diet so I can eat that entire cheesecake." Despite the fact that most of these diets make people lose a lot of muscle as well as fat, so they have a slower metabolism for a while. Then suddenly they're back to the weight they were before or higher and obviously it must be the diet's fault. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I'm single because I am a picky bastard. Dear Nintendo, What happened to not sticking your dick in crazy?! -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Oh, fuck off. I can BARELY fall over the damn start line. -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Butthole sausage and ChildToucher are not amused where? Ed ecco che arriva quello che rompe tutto, almeno l'autore del commento non ha detto "ma veramente..." e ha lasciato andare avanti la cosa If we haven't made it past the revenue line, I am not bothering with an EBITDA break down ... for 11 hours. Most of which, people were asleep. THANKS A LOT, GUMI. Ho aspettato che avessi i tuoi >10 upvote prima di commentare, dovresti ringraziare On that note, try sneezing without closing your eye lids as you pee.... It was most definitely for me because I initially thought my anus was bleeding. Lol JAPAAAAAN!!! ლ( ლ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Reaction to the intro: what, are they Coldplay now? Pro-war on drugs, pro-war on Palestine...why does anyone consider her progressive? Oh yeah, tough talk in favor of bank reform. Lip service, great Or he had the boat shipped. The same way any other boat makes it to a freshwater lake No It's pretty clearly going to be gionta. But we'd never vote a captain in before playing a single game. Would we? ಠ_ಠ Code is Invalid ಠ_ಠ ur nan is invalid Oh god you are right, the $0.05 upgrade I get 60 ads worth $0.0005 because I bought it The real question is why were you at a Flyers season ticket party It doesn't . Your needs Maybe except Wario That portrait filming Could you take another and zoom out I need to see the entire affected area... DEA????!!! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I remember that. I lol'd, but then I 'd. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I suppose that could be said of many organizations. If they're done correctly they can be cool. Michigan has yet to do one correctly ┬─┬ノ( ノ) And I was sitting here thinking that hand wiring was a pain ok ┬─┬ノ( ノ) No. Fuck. That. Clown. In all likelihood the dog is as fat as she is. You have a law banning children from accessing Kinder Eggs but not guns! Really....you didn't get the reference? Condoms ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠ [](/bepislaughingatyou) I'm on meds for this pregnancy because the nausea sucks balls :/ I would have done the same with my first, but nothing was recommended The GNC closest to my house is great, the staff doesn't even talk to you unless you ask them something. I assumed all gnc's were like this and fittit just liked to complain. Then I went to another one because I was out shopping and the salesperson tried to tell me about how the GNC brand multivitamin had all of my macronutrients So the kid was 13 when it started? You know what's interesting? Go through his history, and everytime you see a , you can assume that someone just asked him. Poor guy... /u/PleaseRespectTables ノ( ノ) r/IncestGifs.... Blah blah blah Username is relevant. I admit, that I really do like this new Chase format. But I don't agree with having a single track decide the winner, regardless of which track it is. You could have a dominant driver win all 35 races during the entire year. But that driver might not be that great at whatever final track they decide to use to host the finale. Whelp that sucks. This amazing driver will never win a Championship now unless he purposely wrecks his competitors. No love for Marika Yeah, because releasing a disappointing game is like robbing a bank... STONE HANDS Wha... I'm having trouble evaluating the ethical implications of these actions. I feel obliged to request some empirical proof of your claims, for science ... Aussie here; didn't connect it to Ayra from GoT at all till top commenter made mention of it, but her name phonetically sounds like 'eye-ya' so ... Loud pipes save lives? Maybe they do. But so do helmets you dumb dumbs... They had better up the ram on the next iPad Cocaine BIG HOLES That took a slightly dark turn... STONE HANDS That would've made me cry; I hate it when hamplanets breed Why have I never seen this before right now? You know, looking at your post history, there are far fewer " 's" that i expected based on the number I see in this thread alone. Yeah man, and the number of professional basketball players is much less than the number of amateur basketball players I really like this shot. The lighting is on point The unspeakable things I would do to an asshole that dragged Sulfuras around like that ...no. TIL You guys charge senders and receivers. Because antiperspirants make your armpits ...rot inside? I love it when monster melons cover me with unicorn milk... ಠ_ಠ rip valleys Big USB dick I'd go for Blind. ლ( ლ) I wanted to stop watching but I couldn't. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Our local baseball team (minor league) had a new stadium built on the water, here in Florida, and it's the only place I've ever been told that vaping is not allowed. It's an outdoor stadium. Note: I'm pretty discreet and don't blow huge clouds, I was probably emitting some visible vapor though, since I was outside It's Windows-only, but they want innovation. Bring in the onions! The letter is gonna be painful... No NSFW allowed; Bad! What if I use my "Jump to Conclusions" mat? "Are you already watching football?" Super Stardust HD. It's a bad move. My first thought was a used Spock condom. That username TIL Bret Hart is Natty's grandfather. You either get it or you don't, I can't be bothered explaining But... Eminem isn't black. Not tell my kids "oh you're so smart! My kid is so smart" no mom! Congratulate me on my hard work instead so I can keep studying instead of assuming ill pass everything because I'm smart Sold By Mango Man Consumer Electronics Pvt Ltd I work in a truck stop and one time we had a trucker come in at like 3 am and ask if we had any porn with girls younger than the "barely legal" mag You just said you used it to accept invites... Its right there. In the button. Lе Rеddit crіnge аrmy assemble Luly, Lira, Signas, 5* Lemia, and Elimo... Are you fucking serious ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Not meaning to sound dumb but what is a monster tail? I'm not OK with this. because you know that really you should be too keen on them, and then people look at you with ** ** those eyes Def my favorite issue of "S.H.E.I.L.D"... Dat font More like Google "motorcycle shipping" Still not as good as two men singing about ballsack while dressed in it wat 2600-1800. Not sure if kidding, or psychotic maniac ɲ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɳ ~(˘▾˘~) (~˘▾˘)~ ༼ʘ͜ل̚ʘ༽ Ψ༼ຈ͜لຈ༽Ψ (°͡ʖ͜ °͝ ) っ(◕‿◕っ) (°͡ʖ͜ °͡ )╮∩╭ ﾉ༼°͡ ʖ͜ °͡༽ヽ ﾉ(° ͡ ʖ͡ ͜ ͡ °͡ )ヽ ง(ʘ͡ ʖ͜ ʘ͡ ง) Ѱᶘ༼ᴼ͜لᴼ༽ζѰ (☚ﾟヮﾟ)☚ ☞(∀ﾟ✌) ง༼ຈ͜لຈ༽ヽ (ლ‵◉◟౪◞◉́)ლ ʔ•ᴥ•ʕ ง(□͜ل□⌐ง) ( ̿▀̯̿̿Ĺ̿ ̿▀) (° ʖ ͜ ° ) ﾉ༼ʘ͜ل̚ʘ༽ヽ ᶘ༼Ɵ͜ل͆Ɵ༽ζ ┐∩┌༼ º͟لº ༽┐∩┌ ༼ ººººº͟لººººº ༽ ༼ º͟لº ༽ ﾉ༼ຈ͜لῸ༽ヽ (ノ )ノ ง('-̀'ง) ᕗ༼ຈ͜لຈ༽ᕙ ༼ º͟لº༼ º͟لº ༽º͟لº ༽ ง(•_̀• ง) ﾉ(°͡ʖ͜ °͝ )ヽ ง(°͡ ͜ل °͠ ง) ┐༼ຈ͜لຈ༽┌ ᕤ༼ຈ͜لຈ༽ᕦ ง(°͜ل°ง) ﾉ༼ຈ͜لຈ༽ヽ (°͡ ʖ͜ °͡ ) ᕗ( ᐛ )ᕕ つ༼ ◕_◕ つ ༽ ┻━┻ ︵╯(°□°╯) I read this as "how to eat animals" Also: "scientist" Kent Hovind ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I think I saw on the website that th9 and th 10 cost around $4000-$5000 for each, and the ones below were significantly smaller. So with $7k, you could probably get well into th10. Sounds like an awesome plan, except for where you miss the aspect of the game, oh, and also the part where you spend 7 fucking thousand dollars on a free app ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Nice try, rent a center guy. I wish I had one day with no wind. It's always zero wind when I look at the METAR at home/work and as soon as I arrive at the airport there is some 5 knots crosswind with gusts coming from all directions... Yeah gotta say that I have to agree with you there. Combustion is sooooo yesterday I hope you called the cops ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Maaan I had that happen to me back in my iPod touch 4g days, and it was awful and painful. I didn't get it out so I was like "fuck this" and sold it for $50 ever since then, I've been super careful with my devices. This is a BMW key, I have the same one. My battery died around a year ago and after some research I found that BMW keys are just plain stupid. Not only do you HAVE to break the key in half to get to the battery, but also the battery is soldered to the terminals. You can replace it with some diy but realistically the only way to get a new key is to go to the stealership and pay $300 for a new set. Why are you removing the hair from your ears? But we are. 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The fuck is wrong with me? I read that as Michael Collins. I was already thinking in my head like " wtf....... Ehh I would hve still seen it" That is not a lego man. Coaching staff had a large bet placed on lsu? Melvin punched a coach at halftime? Our coaches are idiots? I have no idea and would love to know. ## ** ** ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Fine. For me, running around in circles to avoid mobs is not fun. I'm glad blizzard has compiled a list of players who are best in the world at that. Are you sure you are u are using an iDevice? Four requests in two days?! Oh, man. That's like so bad and totally worth complaining about! Oh goodness, are those pennies back in circulation?! In winter ノ( ノ) Worse than having no money, having way more money than the night before. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) clearly he doesn't. I mean... did you SEE that guy The best part of waking up... is data caps, you filthy peasant. Brink. Coffee cup. Look at the title of the stickied thread, please. The cow in the diner delivers a cheeseburger to a man and looks at him judge mentally and says "MMMMM HMMMM". kubra sait ಠ ಠ Happy not to see Gaston play, was not happy with his performance v. the Flounders Oh. Oh good ol' Einstein. A legend in navigating the modern career world Or LoL becomes a 10v10 moba and TSM and C9 join forces... MY.GOD. "I don't have a clever comment so I'll just post a and hope for karma." ლ( ლ) Blowing my second nose ... That golem is going to Harvard, my Pekkas aren't though . "Had it since I was 5 years old" Yes this seems to be the case, and here I thought the new client would get rid of it. I think Dick Cheney and 7-11 are working together to try and... never mind you won't understand. You're just like my son.. I'm on to you guys Now I want to see a skinless baby. uh were > Are we gonna find out Nozaki's parents have been MIA his whole childhood? Cuz there's being "quirky" and "weird", and then there's just lacking basic manners (; ). Also, will Chiyo ever wear the sailor uniform? Will she?! Please let the answer be yes! Precisely what? It's not a crime to talk about it in Turkey. This ignorance is going kill me someday So far! It hurts to look at it. So I'm a cheap bastard and go looking for promo codes, cause you know, this isn't cheap enough? Find on slickguns a promo 'bryanfreakinrocks' and figure I'll give it a shot. Enter the code and at checkout and instead of 'discount applied' it says "*it's true.*" What else are you gonna cry [ ] ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ( ノ) What? Yeah, when I saw the video my first reaction was " there has to be an easier way to do this". And that's how the app was born! I mean, I think the hacker is a douchebag, but the pictures are on the internet and there's nothing anyone can do to make them go away. Let him do his thing ... WTF NO CORAL JOKE? Because your server exists? ** ** ( ) Not really concerning my disbelief of god but insanely annoying. "If there was a Big Bang, there had to be a Banger". Meaing someone had to create the Big Bang, but the wording was really idiotic. ( ) People are so weird, I had a guy invade me then immediately run up to me and tried backstabbing me with a buffed dagger while I bowed. I kept rolling out of the way and hitting him in the back with an R2 attack from the royal dirk, after a little while of that he ran to the mobs and black crystalled out then messaged and told me he doesn't fight backstab fishers I know how to fix this! ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ &lt;ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ&gt; ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) IM DONG,JAMES DONG (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ༽ u ugly as fuk ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง : (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ╭∩╮( ° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I don't understand why people use cork floors. The trees it comes from are over harvested as it is, and they don't last very long. Congrats on the milk, but what are all those almonds going to do to your poor tummy? I would die if I ate an entire bag of nuts. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Honestly, the Asian lines are so big on hydration I figure it can't be that bad. Right? Anyone else hear that fart just after the 1:00 mark or was that my headphones making it seem like it was the video? Maybe you should re-download the episode and keep it on your phone forever, OP. That was a good episode I'm just commenting to say hello, not to save for when I'm not at work.. Have you, OP..? And how'd that work out In short: nope. Wasn't being negative. I guess I could've added a smiley. why would you play with our emotions like this pompsy ლ( ლ) We checked in Thursday night and they had run out of vouchers. 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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME thanks dude. ( )┌∩┐ It was some "gourmet" place, I was still surprised at the price. They weren't even very nice Am I the only one here that can't find them? > Equality ┬─┬ノ( ノ) If it helps to know, I was sensitive before pregnancy. It got worst with #1. With this pregnancy, I want to 'Hulk Smash' everything and everyone who do me wrong.... And then cry about it Fuck you hormones...fuck you! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Holy. Fucking. Fuck. I'd send you some wine, but alas, I too am pregnant and don't have any in the house :/ I feel ya mama!! With #1, I had hip/lower back issues alongside a beautifully pulled groin My BP was always good, but PP, they gave me too many liquids during labour (I don't blame them because I was in labour for 36 hours from water breaking to her coming out). As a result, the right chamber of my heart slowed down, my BP skyrocketed while my pulse dropped! Scariest moments of my life were hearing "congestive heart failure", and nurses asking what I was doing in the cardiac ward! You seem so funny and very tough. Right now I am sitting in my basement at my mothers home terrified at what YOUR going to say next. May god have mercy on my soul. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) To your competition: ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ;_; buh- but Siouxsie is sugoi~! [ ] No anarchy. Ever. ლ( ) everytime. I mean it really is a mystery as to why they would think that... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Quit when. You are ready? Yeah right, you will never be ready, you will be hacking and wheezing on your deathbed and you still will smoke. go continue to fuck yourself with cigs and everyone around you with your second hand smoke Uh……… This just got very creepy. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I don't think I should trust you I cant stand that shit its all litterally sex positions. if im gonna do that why the fuck would i do it where i cant fuck. Its not even "dancing" anymore that word has lost its real meaning a long time ago. (ﾉ )ﾉ a'ight dongerino All coming in the fappening. Ya me di cuenta que tu y los aparatos electronicos no se llevan bien ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Someone downvoted your *opinion* that it looks cool too bad, none of the links is working too bad, none of the links is working I read "Kurds" as "Kids" and had a moment of Guess what? My other favourite anime is Clannad. Do you think Clannad is shit? Ugh, it looks like it was written by an eleven-year-old. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) "Have a gold shower." yes you can ( ) Oh of course you did. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) The bear was the shittiest part Kirby fingers yeah because /b/ played it off oh so smooth and totally did not make a big deal about the fappening Now maybe do some IDing on our sub too Thanks, didn't see that there. These are good to know. I'm just happy I can finally post and subscribe now! Probably Kinect issues. # ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ dafuq did I just read? I swear if Kane switches gimmicks again... I read this as who is your favorite Smash 4 newcomer, and after voting for Duck Hunt Dog was pleased to see him in second place, and extremely confused to see Dark Pit in first Ass peppers? Your username... Implying I have women in my social circle.... What's wrong with it? HOW UNPROFESSIONAL OF A PROFESSIONAL SNAKE! ┌( )┘ "Seamstress"... "9 year old"... ೃ "Keeps us from having to kill them for not serving our interests." marico.... -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) When semen is introduced into the vagina there is a chance that the female's egg becomes fertilised. The egg eventually grows into a baby after a period of around nine months. After this period the baby exits through the vagina. That fucking "You must connect to Facebook to chat." Yeah... It was a bf joke... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Wait you know I was joking right. I am so confused. Oh nevermind I get it now. I didn't. Because. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) This dude, asking the important questions. Goddammit op Don't tell me you like Ghosts too yeah get to work seconded > ┬─┬ノ( ノ) They titled it "Madam in New York"? They made reddit crash, y'all need jeezus. You know most of the liberal's failures are a result of their right wing demagogy, right? We were **THIS** close to being put on a list ◔_◔ "putting my time into music," by browsing and arguing on Reddit all day? ლ( ლ) You...are also good at drawing...ノ( ノ) As someone who lived in Australia for a couple of years, this comment is accurate so I'll let it stand. But: ┬─┬ノ( ノ) # I signed up for a super points account when they released it for Canadian users. I don't like it very much though, you need to reach levels to get certain prizes When selecting a sexual partner, I don't always base my decision on what they looked like as a child but when I do... I've never yet got gold. And people hate our language for compound words... So... where are the towers? I think your cute. What? "Mozel-blog"? Just... what the fuck is wrong with him? rip^in^pepperonis^ TL;DR Memecenter Damn so I guess I must lower my Donger ノ( ノ ) White text on yellow. That is cheese? Tapirs. They know what they did. Probably because Europe and it's many languages, don't know why they can't just release the English version now . Hey now, that doesn't mean he isn't your spiritual leader. If you aren't also a faithless, shortsighted, scumbag atheist you aren't submitting to your husband. ...That's not my hand ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Thats not my leg ** ** ლ( ლ) I've had people who bought their own parts and wanted me to build it for them. $1200ish in parts in a $30 case /u/PleaseRespectTables ノ( ノ) It's already been a year since Richmondgate. This year has flown by. None of the other comments seem to notice that you gave yourself gold, so I am just letting you know that I noticed. > May God have mercy on the roof of your mouth Never. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) YOU'RE A LOWER-CLASS NAME! I am giving you such a side eye for even thinking that idea. ** ** 'Breakfast slept in...' ( )–Ψ My Ti is blue/green... :~ `alias ' '='git revert'` :~ `type ` But you'll have that piece of mind that your assailant whom might be firing back at you will also be limited to a 10 round fixed magazine. ( ) What were you Googling? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I saw that too. Suspicious That was... Intense GMP dmg vulenerability pack size blue packs map: crit devourers I win Oh god that video Watch it be like Mario's but with electricity ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Yeah, let's not be fiddling kids. That's not a thing. ... Of course I would miss that folder when looking. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Are you telling me that's not standard karma protocol?! Oh God what am I going to do with all these dead cats! Yikes, those comments in the article. ^ **The World Series that shall not be named.** moi qui pensait que la démocratie ca fonctionnait a merveille! I once stared crying at the eye doctor because I was so anxious about that damn thing. They didn't make me do it.. I am ashamed to say I was somewhere in the age range of 12 - 15.. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) i ! Change we can believe in? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ and what if i dont know what should I do? ( ) So punny-gore ... I like it. I used to work in a bookstore and had an old man spend ten minutes telling me why he would never EVER read a book written by a woman. "Yeah, wasting user space by putting only 2 squares on the screen is kinda go- oh. You mean *that*. " Putting a bigger image causes Windows to just ignore it completely and go back to the default login wallpaper. Everywhere you go, "Good morning Bob." "Steve?! Oh god no! Please! Pleeease no!" "No, Bob, I'm just grabbing coffee. " *Oh god...* Oh yes. These people totally did not exist before then. Good. Did I strike a nerve? ` ` Boosting? President Yıldırım: did not know what this subreddit was at quick glance on the normal front pages. now i do At first I was all like My coworker does this to me. Strangely intimate. That was rude and uncalled for.... Fuck IPv6. . There will never be a better use of . Retire it. (ง )ง Now I want a tablet so I can try the hard and insane levels ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I...I thought that was a woman ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) Does it say "hot scat" on the 5th? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) > > > ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) > ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You have it the worst. It's got to suck. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Could have spend less time making the girls look like strippers and maybe drawn at least **ONE** foot. But nope. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I was waiting for "We don't even have a child." ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I'm on my ipad and I can see what you did there Did you just answer for someone else, two days later? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) A pirate walked into a bar with handle bars sticking out of his zipper. Bartender asks, "What's with the handle bars?", to which he replied, " Arr, they're driving me nuts!" -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┻━┻ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Yes. That would be why I had my penis and testicle removed ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ¡SƎ˥q∀┴ ʞƆ∩Ⅎ ┻━┻ ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Oh god that's brutal. Are surprise queefs a regular occurrence ? This is *not* a shout. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ )╯︵ ┻━┻ YOU WANNA GO BUDDY?!? THAT'S MUH DOLLAR ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I like them crazy That last kill was purely 1337 ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Emoji keyboard, it's on there :)¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (ง'̀-'́)ง ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Hmmm a guy wearing a watch on his right wrist ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) my ocd is kicking in...peel off that drive warning sticker ლ( ლ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (~ )~ C========> I'll get bombed to smithereens for saying this but that guy did not add any magic, he just wailed like a hog over the top of some rather nice and pleasant music while holding his junk satchel . I fucking hate rappers rapping like this. I love the Wu Tang Clan though. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I understand if forensics students would want to see this, but fuck, some of the comments in there /u/PleaseRespectTables ノ( ノ) I'm on mobile, biatches! 🔫🔫💀💀🚶🚶👮🔪💩😃😕 ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I restored you to unity, but there's a godamned heretic downvoter around here ITT: This is why I stopped going to a specific play place one city over from us (it's not far). This fucking cunt brings her son in sick every time we go, and my daughter catches something, incubates it, and hubs and I get something three times worst Fuck. YOU!!! I'm bothered by some of the horrible spelling I thought you were going to warn her that said perfect husband turned at some point to become a complete ass or something My mistake, lol!! ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ 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TAKE. IT. BACK. ** ** I've never been happy. Fuck you Pinterest mom Nah, I'm just josh in' ya! Awesome friggin' work mama!! :D Can I come over now? I shall bring the wine!! No wait, the LCBO may give me shit for buying wine while pregnant. FML :/ lol!! One handed games... Never use emoticons. Unless it's one of these (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 8 Wins followed by 8 Losses I feel you Someone signal the *double tap Pastor*...we've got a serial puppynapper on our hands ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) How do you not lose it on them? Replace girl with a race or sexual orientation and I could see brawls taking place. ^^ I'm broken, I keep picturing a person falling in there. -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) APPARENTLY NOT Prices have remained. I usually only grab a ball, $220. I can't grab more.. I will smell it all ┬─┬ノ( ノ) "Bananalicious cream pies" ┬─┬ノ( ノ) is that four or five different fonts on there? Houston Texans Top Players; Matt Schaub, QB ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Pretty? Yeah... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) WHY DID YOU HAVE TO POST THE GIF ┬─┬ノ( ノ) why do you hate yourself so much ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ That annoys me. Eyeball it for two downs then break out the calipers. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ I was really fucking confused by this; how the hell is there a Little Rascals photo in color? You fuckin' 90s kids did it to me again. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) 1) I never said or thought it was. Actually, I specifically stated "Mojang's code is NOT GPL" Do not sell your starter weapons until you have finished mastering them. ESPECIALLY THE CRONUS. I am stuck at level 17 on Cronus because I didn't finish mastery and I can't get Vor to drop it. More like four times Watching my boss get out a calculator when using Excel Please respect tables. ノ( ノ) ........... get out Send both for comparison reasons.... I've only been to New Solid Gold and Sinsations. Sinsations was great, crowded, but most of the women were very attractive. New Solid Gold was C-Section city. Got a lap dance from a girl and her daughter That predates Pong by 46 years. Same thing happened to me, the first time it happened I won 17k in credits and it froze....... You can imagine my frustration Pregnant me now wants all the fudge Well fuck... and he always responds " ". Unless they review each others history Anything you can wear that's like a medieval princess or a pauper?? Those don't ever appear to be so super sexy that your tits will fall out... unless they meant them to Fuck me those were absolute shit angles to show that goal and it wasn't even on until 0:22 in... It leaves such a hole in my heart to see us kill each other. Ahh cat fur slug...happens to my cats more than I would like to admit He's put a lot of people off close-up magic because of this. Exactly They think it's a great idea... Until that day comes where one squeaks ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) no reddit for 5 minutes. I don't even know what to do with life. **WHAT IS LIFE?!?!** ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That's not a human EKG. ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ I think I'm lucky to have not ventured into exploring that zone of Japanese politician r34 materials. I'm onto you, just don't want us poor oceanic people getting our weeklies done! ノ( ノ) "vloggers" I made it myself. Slaughtered some roosters supporters and ground them down OF THE CLOSET MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ლ( ლ) ( )>⌐■-■ Got this raid in silver 2 lol Except the waitress also caught on fire ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) We know it's a "toy" Seriously, nothing matters if you've had chocolate. My nose finally stopped running because I took an allergy pill that dries everything out. Bad idea, honestly. Oh, hey, my voice is going out. Laryngitis will be here by tonight. Yaaaaaaay.. I'm going with any David Lynch film but especially Eraserhead and Mulholland Dr. Don't say Twin Peaks because it's a TV series.... I had BH contractions on New Year's 2012 going into 2013. I thought I was in labour and had to call my husband off his shift....only to be told it *could be* early labour, but to go home and wait for further progress. Went home and the fucker's stopped Yep...those were just BH. ( ) ### In pic 10 of the set, when her bf is lifting her short skirt up, you can see she even has her green thong on backwards. Yeah or maybe the screen can slowly turn gray when you're close to death..... (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ ୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨ /╲/\╭( ͡° ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ͡°)╮/\╱\ (▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ﾉ )ﾉ└(°ᴥ°)┘ つ◕ل͜◕)つ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)ヽ༼ل͜༽ﾉ༼ ᓄºل͟º ༽ᓄ (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ヽ༼>ل͜<༽ﾉ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ヽ༼@ل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ('ºل͟º)ノ⌒.[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] A Twin Turbo V8 Dafuq are they doing there... Did he ask for it? I can join you and upload my journal, too. As long as it help his work. But do they really need an iPhone? Where you see 10 legendaries I see 10 forgotten souls. I think I might have overplayed this game (=P) )=p bad sportmanship, mate I know that's a joke, but still: TSG never had mages As long as you are happy, that's what is important....maybe I need to take my own advice. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) X-rated I hate when people use logic. I know a doctor who is the most asshole fucking jerk and he is fucking retarded... but he made it through med school. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) She's 16. Don't question it. ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ It's a BIT ironic because you both had registration issues. Celtics worked out fine there's didn't . Simple logic really. Was a simple question because I don't happen to know the ins and outs of player registration paper work. Uh……… Where did they search him if not the mouth Certainly! At least not on purpose Where'd you get this? I require an undisclosed amount of these. What... the fuck..... I did soon after I hit 7 million a roll. I feel like mentioning the whole Unidan thing is almost like a karma sucker punch by now haha. I've seen it mentioned 4 times today but it could just be that phenomenon named after that scientist. you must be using a phone. You're so cryptic. Mind blown. Yeah they haven't updated the shit outta it and added a ton of new features and objects to the game or anything. Same game since day one. In that case, I blame you Was out with my ex hanging out in the central square and she saw a pigeon and she throws this to me: "You see that pigeon there? It's either a male or a female" ( ) I swear I already saw this response somewhere... Down vote ** ** Oh man, that would be so much motivation for me. I'd start repping my 50's and death stare the guy the entire set. Everything I do it's Bench press: Leg extension: Calf raises: Squats: ლ( ლ) Brazzers Yeah, I'm going to trust the opinion of the guy that just figured out its SEA at home. Insurance and taxes are mandatory.... Regardless of political views. Though I've heard that being filthy rich can somehow lower the requirement for paying taxes. Know anything about that? Close yo brackets I can't tell if I am being proposition by a 14 year old or what but I feel dirty and need a shower now. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That was a huge fuckup. you didn't answer the question It was me told my mum to get divorced when i was 10. she looked obviously unhappy in that marriage. but it's kinda sad cuz she blames me for she got divorced for me not for herself everytime she gets angry at me. My fault?ლ( ლ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I vote Republican because I don't want the government to ship my job over seas... Putin regards Ukraine being offered NATO membership a national security threat? Why Putin, are you fighting Ukraine That wasn't Morgan Freeman? -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) If they had it together I feel we'd see much less downtime "...against the chiefs" This is my tyme to shyne! ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ &lt;ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ&gt; ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) IM DONG,JAMES DONG (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ༽ u ugly as fuk ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง : (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ╭∩╮( ° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ Bruh... We can't tell you. (ノಠ ∩ಠ)ノᕦ(ọ־ọ)ᕤ\\( \\) I remember when Alienware used to use Clevo laptops and give them a makeover. The same model Clevo used to be around $800 cheaper than the Alienware one Awe :) ....oh. I smell a troll. i think its boku no pico Mine were PG, but yours... ‎ >Note that none of the choices are "I hate this author". I'm looking at you, dude who reported every single Gambatte story... Half-dozeneded? Holy, you are hot as fuck. We should chat sometime. ;) I chose to ignore it... " " I'm starting to think we should me more concerned about your history @curSexpecial Ah, a republican game Haha, nah I get you now, I've just woken up so I'm probably the fuzzy one between the two of us /r/nottheonion Nick Offerman's cell phone. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) > I'm looking at you, dude who reported every single Gambatte story... That hundred yard stare though I don't think that's how EA Access works. Shivers This is sooo fucking annoying. Grrrr. They tell me shift doesn't work when logging in. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ‿ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Everytime I ask someone to log off they always restart. OP ノ( ノ) That's what she said See how annoying it is after a few people before you already posted it.. These are the faces of all the annoyed Redditors looking at their computers... ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ‿ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ 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ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ‿ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ "Let's go racing with an unsecured floor jack in the hatch!" ** ** The weirdest thing has been happening to me. When I play an English station, I get Spanish commercials. When I play Spanish, I get English ones. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) More importantly, why is a building called a building when it's already built? "I guess he deserved what was coming to him..." So he's getting a young Indian guy delivered via tiger? (ノ )ノ彡┻━┻ "Audio problems..." I'll try too I, too, read the entire pen. Sit down ノ( ノ) My mother is basically throwing me another wedding instead of a baby shower. It's so over the top. I wanted a BBQ in her backyard with about 30 people at most! You know how many she's inviting?? 80! People she didn't invite to my actual wedding. She's getting a DJ and asked about a dancefloor. No thank you. She'll have a photographer there which I'm not too mad about because that means I won't pay for maternity pictures. She's having plate settings for the shower. I wanted plastic plates from Party City. Ahhh this isn't me. TWC having issues. Imagine that. How would you get a UTI from that? Bacteria in semen? Pssh. You're the weak chain on every team Hmmm...tough choice for me between TRich or DeAngelo Williams!!! ಠ‿ಠ^ ^^(ಥ﹏ಥ) Not available in my country? "Oh, I *love* Jar-Jar! He's my favorite Star Wars character." ** ** ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ‿ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Judging by that picture, definitely made Dan happy too. 18 weeks pregnant with spawn #2, toddler is 19 months. I hate it so far. I *fucking* hate it I had similar issues with my daughter, but it least I got meds for this pregnancy. Ya they take the nausea away, but I still fucking hate food >:( I eat but only if something doesn't put my stomach into my throat, and that has been rare. I also can't stand the sight or thought of meat. I'm a meat lover. My toddler also drives me up the fucking wall, and having zero energy makes my patience fly out the window for her whiney crap Pregnancy isn't for everyone. So fuck people who are like "you'll miss this". Oooohhh, that's why I'm willing to undergo an invasive procedure to ***NEVER*** go through this again after this one is done My bad... OP ノ( ノ) [noooooooo ] ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) the same here Rimmed? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) .... You can't make me. you mean, you came? ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I've shot an AK, and I have to say I like the SKS a lot more. But I'd still like to own an AK And nobody asked what the people wanted. TJ Wars to Donte Whitner is a downgrade? What!?..., No you really can't... This little bastard: Really? So glad I never actually went through with that as a kid NOOOO! No moar cliffhangers. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Uhhhh, you can definitely do that. (Provided she's continuing to id as definitely gay and this isn't just her way of coming out to you that she's more fluid than previously thought) I'd react like this: Crapping my pants and/or burying my face in some titties without somebody assuming I'm drunk Dry? It's not a martini Grandpa! Sauce. Please.... for science Still interested? You never responded to my PM. Still interested? You never responded to my PM. Now that you say it... i'm kinda interested to see how this could turn out if somebody decides to draw it Nope. ^ ( )┘ 1 Star Review. *New seller rating 98%* I want a white Christmas, Australia's December is just ridiculously hot weather >Maybe there's a fourth ring that houses just titans and that's why no one can get out? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Exactly. Has this guy ever hockied before? Michelle Phan is that you? *Motor* skills? It is taking so long for us to get going on O... PAC 12 play is going to kill us ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Don't worry man, I was like you once. I watched Zero then read the VN. The spoilers aren't so bad that it ruins the VN. Your pick, wait or play, the game is great and the anime is looking like it will be beautiful. ( ) "His penis and testicles were cut off" Are you suggesting me to eat my own cum? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Op's face during the entire meeting Now Red loves everyone. I've heard this 3 times in 6wks ლ( ლ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Just like Exactly like . ( ) ( ) Whispering "she fits me in every way." In real life I'm 5 feet and 2 inches tall. I need him to be his normal height so I can pet his fluffy ears at all Oh my.... Would I love to rub my face in that chest hair... You think this is a game Kamui? ( ) Did Lisa really just dump Pocky sticks into the pot soup/stew? Sort of. Finally got fed up with the connection issues I had constantly and went on vacation to a more stable game. Battlefield 4 ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┌( )┘ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) /u/PleaseRespectTables ノ( ノ) This link doesn't seem to work. They're two different types of games. Compare Rivals to Horizon. When George Bush and Vicente Fox visited UTD (2001) they didn't let students attend either, but we at least knew it was happening. So shitty first quarters are going to be the norm for us this year then? Aks you a question ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Waters Edit: K-State Great tackle by Matt Hoch on Aarion Penton Yeah...about the third one being related to game grumps... > I stepped in poop on a call this morning I thought the point of a guy like viridian is to have high single target damage at a huge risk. no, let's make a mage that can hit harder and from a safe distance Why would you put your face on this? The employees are buying them. I just walked over to my store and the employees there told me they bought them before the store opened. Plus they were also wearing them. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) [Question](/s "Is she releasing his full potential? I know that she´s his limiter but that picture could also be something else ") Kobe and Vince carter are the same player Now hold it horizontal How I feel about Matt Smith (and insofar Peter Capaldi): ( ) i did not mean that. Although now that you mention it prank ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º) A 20 year old gynecologist.. You've seen this happen? 275 dollars for airfare, 180 for the hotel, and 50 for a gift, and how do they thank me? Wedding kicks off at the same time as MSU. Not sure if or ಠ◡ಠ I opened this as my wife walked behind me and glanced over. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) The Framily thing messed me up so much that I still am thinking the guy is saying "Sprint Framily Plan" instead of "Sprint Family Plan." We could have sent a PAC-12 school to the championship game but NOOOOOOO Stanford just couldn't let that happen now could they. Twice. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) When I first clicked on the link it had only the subscribe box on it and that was all. Either way, no thanks. Good. Read my previous post though. That's still a full body workout. My exercises are simply split to two days (upper and lower). I loved blue Moon in my travles through USA. Ugh ಠ ಠ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Nice our admins used to come but they aren't allowed to anymore. The group of us was too big and clearly identifiable as teaching staff from the school. Because adults aren't allowed to go out and have a few drinks on a Friday and still be good role models. This sounds like my best guy friend's mother She is an absolute toxic crackpot to society. Holy. Fuck. Maybe next time tell her to use it to grow a bigger, better, smarter brain?? Ugh TextyczeqSastrA REEDETT ...you rob a bank. edit : "I tried so hard, and got so faaar..." ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Not even funny as a joke ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I saw it on DVD for the first time, and the menu screen gave it away. Did you refer to engineering as a Bachelor of *arts*? Sure, totally in love... Until people like you post about their mod. Then I start feeling trapped and wonder if I'm really ready to settle down with the mod I chose. I haven't been with a mod for more than two months because of this. We're still talking about the burger place, right? "Bobba" Ahahahahaha..... I don't even How the hell would a Klingon be stealthy...you can hear their armor/clothing squeaking from a mile away. "ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ <ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ> ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) IM DONG,JAMES DONG (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ༽ u ugly as fuk ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง : (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ╭∩╮( ° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽" ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Just because it's brown you assume it must be dirty? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Their Facebook has pricing on the vacant lofts, but it hasn't been updated since October 2011. Dude, he has a beard. Posted by "Democratic Right Movement, Restoring National PRIDE!" ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) But yours are? WUT ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ Haha yeah I just wanted to see if she would handle it. I was able to handle a whole pallet earlier in March when the sod was dormant. It only weighed about 1900lb. But when it is growing and fresh cut the whole pallet weighs about 3500lb ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Smith and wesson sd9. Ammo is dynamic research technologies frangible. AAAAND my finger was behind the trigger Its like she's looking for trouble Oh no! Is that where the whales were? When the Titans went to the Super Bowl there were a ton of people in my hometown in Alabama who jumped on their bandwagon. When I asked them why they were Titans fans all of a sudden (these are hardcore Bama fans who claim to hate anything to do with Tennessee) they said "because we finally have an NFL team in the southeast." Our town is 4 hours from Nashville, and a little over an hour from ATL It's evolving. ▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一 ( ) That song Your character has an appropriate look in the portrait. Thanks for the correction. I'm not sure why everyone down voted instead of just replying [] What do you mean by "awful"? It's the ** ** face Relevant username ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Easley Flaco That is one gooney bird This is exactly what i am afraid of I'm lying, this is reddit, I do not do this on a regular basis. ( ) Henne can run farther than he can throw at the moment The only thing that will tell if this will be the best is the ending ceremony ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I must agree Just when I was feeling young! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Be careful I've heard some of those can be quite flammable -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) To the. It's only 900k but to me that's hours and hours of stressful missions with people who don't know their arse from their elbow. I've been away for 10 minutes and miss something like this My bad luck strikes again 17 flak against my 16, you won this round ( ) That's why I benched him! Over Foles... Or what if people stopped pretending like everything after gen 1 doesn't exist because they don't like it? little tricky does not equal works every time Uh, your TLDR is more than 1,000 words long and the video is almost *an hour* long... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) It's school, they always try to cover things up. Except when we were forced to watch video of a baby being born in health class i see you in every post ever..are you following me these comments I made the same joke and got downvoted into oblivion -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Matt Ryan 12/10 hot hot hot ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ 8/10. Also your previous posts.... "SIKS PAK" That makes no sense. But 3 boxes bs buy 3 gain and its cheaper than buying 6. Goddamnit varg- wait Unless he gave him... fluids. How dare you bring facts to a circle jerk Sex on the table would have been better. (✿ ಠ_ಠ) Friendly reminder: Don't be a dick to people! Rule 3 of TiA. (✿ ) Very funny. I'm more drawn to actually using ghosts for fusion Me and my friend had a conversation like this once before. I was telling her how I would get supplies and set up a small farming town. She kept saying she wouldn't need to do anything to survive, and I was like how is that possible? Until it finally hit me. *"You're going to rob us aren't you?"* "*Yes*". no, ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) A *fucking election* ? ( ) Hey! I resemble that remark! My prof told us about a mom that called to ask if her kid could take the prof's summer bio course despite plans to miss two weeks of the six week course (vacation, I think). When the prof said no, that wouldn't work, the mom offered to sit in on the classes for him and take notes. OMG that Chester guy better treat her right now that it's obviously going QUITE SERIOUS with the house and all WE'RE WATCHING YOU BUDDY ლ( ლ) [](/trixie) Hm.. pretty much yes.. Lets be innocent and say she's drinking from a fountain WTseriousF??? Shit man! My child should be dead!! I mean, I *had to* give her formula because my heart was failing and I was weak, and also on meds not recommended for breast feeding. Please make me take back my formula-feeding days so she can *really* live!!! /s Jakiro scares me. He's staring into my soul. *throws search bar at you* (✿ ) The look on his face Is that one of those inflatable balance balls on the bottom there? Shhhhhhh. Don't let the humans hear you. ( ) For some reason, I thought I was reading Creative Loafing, so when I made it to the comments section, I was pretty shocked by all the blatant racism. Then I noticed it was the AJC. Where do these people live? 1860? Its been done before. like numerous times. And DAT LOGO This whole thread. Dude that is awesome. I need some help building in my world How do you know That escalated quickly. Appears to argue against racism,........ applies racism in argument,............ I am literally the only person in this thread that's getting it for the 360. Check every single comment. The only one. ( ) Hatoful Boyfriend? Sign me up! ( ) Washington is still recovering from sanctions incurred over 10 years ago ( ) > It would make a nice addition to the book. No because you didn't read the rules ^ Take a look at those rules again ^^ Gates for group 7 opening very shortly! ^^telling ^^you ^^because ^^I ^^see ^^that ^^Katrina ^^thread ^^ , Seemed like a good reaction image I'm just playing it dosn't look that bad, why do you have ghb though... ( ) ** ** Alright, who's wise guy who sent that last ask? Nothing. I really really need to go buy groceries. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ////\ಠಠ ಠಠ/\\\\\\\\ ...I see what you mean now 11k miles in 27 years? "15 is fine" I just started filing in my brows like 2 months ago and I'm really excited about it! I don't know how I used to put foundation all over my face and get it on my brows and I'd just leave them that way. Calls out OP for acting like a chode,...... acts like a chode,........... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Fully charged up smash covers the entirety of Palutena's Temple. I'm judging you, bro ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I expected something else Do not be embarrassed of you lack of standardised auxiliary input Looks like a cheeseball with dandruff just scratched its head over your keyboard ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ////\ಠಠ ಠಠ/\\\\\\\\ If my minions don't chase the enemy champions far enough, how am I going to fountain dive that last guy for my penta? For some reason reddit never alerted me to this. Why do I have no friends tab? Just updated to 1410 ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Sexy demon sluts I see what she did there... "Rivers understanding every little nuance of Gates body" > There is no step 6b . ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Pretty sure this is American "cheese". Still makes me cringe. But gets me is that they said "Warriors and Rogue were to close" Fuck that noise, Rogues have an entire tree separate from Warriors. Warriors can't stealth nor lockpick. I just shoved this in the oven at 11:30 after some MNF beers. Not sure weather the fiancee will be happy or give me the Packers? I find it hilarious reddit whines about a repost from a few days ago but no let's all upvote the comment that has been reposted for 8 FUCKEN YEARS Congrats. That's pretty cool. Shame there were no digital swag bags. 65 hours and over 200 paragon levels and I've found 1. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I think it's trying to communicate... I found out the day before the news broke. Someone tried to use my Visa in Torrance. Soooooo, would it be against Federation regulations to enslave Zas? ISTPs are a lot of fun when they are happy, but man can they get mired in frustration, and tend to take their ball and go home when things aren't working well for them. The ones I know are generally very observant and funny. And kind of sexy in a bad for me way. I'm paying 70 for 25 mbs. I noticed that too. I'm surprised more people didn't Oh. So you still went to school today? ** ** No ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ^ʸᵉˢ^ʸᵉˢ^ʸᵉˢ^ʸᵉˢ When I was younger, I was obsessed with "tycoon" games, Roller Coaster Tyccon and Zoo Tycoon being my favorites. I ended up buying Mall Tycoon and realized that not all tycoons are created equal... It was a horrible game and the character models didn't even have faces. It creeped me out at a kid Knowing this job exist leaves me like but not impossible ...wut? It is unsecured debt. Weekly cicumcision? Does it grow like fingernails ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Unmm… is it only me or the secret plus thread redirects to the jailbreak sidebar? I read that as "Make up my girlfriend and start fucking" ( ) Read that as horrible taste in cocks Waarom is die link paars (nieuwe meemee vreemde blik man) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I like how the second photo ("The Cake Crew") used in the article is someone hand lettering the logo art... ( ) ( ) Or was it a wrong chat 50MBs is slow? Wut How do you know where I'm from? Are you in our clan? Jesus. What is it with you and shitting in boxes? I'm only 17.. I dunno how I feel about it. We all have to grow up. Don't be a bitch Calvin and start feeling sorry for yourself get out there and be a man and then go buy a real tiger; fuck consequences. If they want better drivers on the road why not instead of announcing they're going to enforce the rules of the road according to SGI for a short time period and actually do it all year round? But I'm probably wrong about something here. What the... I came here to say this. Corolla by chance ? Mine did it once a year/two until husband was able to make something more robust. Didn't fall off for 3(+?) years. It's recently been replaced. Thanks baby #2 (cookin') <3 I have hooded eyes and permanently look like . People tell me I'm unapproachable, mean looking, a bitch etc. :( ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) Oh god, my uncle once opened up a can inside the house. The results were catastrophical. I can't imagine in my wildest nightmares what a small can would do inside an apartment. > That just sounds... wrong Bin oui va chier moi si j'capable d'écrire dans une langue qu'tu comprendra pas ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Fell in love with the hiphop trio 'Cunninlynguists' couple months ago, too bad NO ONE I know even listen to hiphop... I have lost my taste for music since around 09 though, before I found this trio all I could enjoy was those classics that have no lyrics. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) The ability to purify water by simply touching its container. This sounds unattractive. Not trying to be offensive, but..yeah. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) When a mom says they feed their special little snowflake everything organic, dresses them in organic clothes, cloth diapers are organic, etc., but mom is sitting there eating Wendy's What the actual fuck??? Probably the same type of mom who won't vaccinate. Also a big piss off. The anti-vaxxer. They are breaking the chain of herd immunity because jenny fucking mccarthy still is of the *opinion* (despite science) that they cause autism. You fucking uneducated POS!! Go spread measles somewhere else ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Yeah. Always go head first. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Over the years I'v spent a good four figures on those stuff from MFLB to Cano to Logs, not proud of it of course. i would say australianvaporizers are your only choice if you don't want to get ripped for 20%-40% extra $ ** ** ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Kim Kardashian has her own star? 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I just think it's really fun, and I hope they actually get a chat system going that doesn't involve scrolling through tons of useless text The games can get pretty intense and you can just *feel* the tension between players. It's such an interesting dynamic; whoever has the most keys all the other players gang together to thwart them through powerups, but then when you're ahead, well, bad luck buddy, you gotta outsmart them. There are lots of interesting strategies and it's just sooo fun imo. WHY HAVEN'T WE THOUGHT ABOUT THIS BEFORE ლ( ლ) I am sure lots of people are having this problem and I hope it will be fixed soon!!!! It's really annoying if you want to check out the new patch and it keeps on freezing the whole time I was "showing" early. I definitely had to start wearing maternity clothes earlier as well. I was about 18 weeks when I "looked" pregnant with my daughter. I was about 7 weeks with this one well i wish i didn't know that Well, you and that Director who destroyed his marriage for her. Yeah check my history I'm a obvious shill. Telling people multiple times not to get various apple products. Man I'm such a fanboy x) ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ xxxooooxxx quick scopez 439 look at me English is not my native language ! Now I understood what you meant ! I thought you meant was it hot this year ! And yes we DO have four seasons ! But this summer was hot af ! And my name's Myriam Oh my god I think we need to build a troll fort where we can all hide out away from the creeps of the world Are we not all in /r/apple? *** ***^^^^^^when But don't you get it? Everyone must run. Everyone. 285 is the only GPU currently that will work with free sync Especially when it's enough to make you l k like a replicant. (Fine if you're a robofuck.) That's the most intense face I've ever seen. I'm sure you were... Can you ask for meds? I'm on Diclectin, still hate food, but nausea is better. Energy though? Non-existent I still feel like crap, and having a toddler with this pregnancy, not gonna lie, has been hell. lol, what? Desert? Not if I kill you first MY.GOD. Or he is creating a longest cat turd in the world. I know when I'm about to lay mine No joke! Ovulation pains suck >:( China's gonna want that back " " Lololololololol le funny internet maymay XD XD XD XD I play a lot. I mean A LOT. I have that day off (though we were asked to stay until 3am ). i play for two hours at night, nerd. How do people not have DS teams on trading subreddit meant for there games That makes no damn sense though! /( )╯︵ ┻━┻ I've been on my chair for 12 hours browsing reddit, without getting up, is that okay? HSBC was efficient at something?? I don't believe you... I guess you speak from experience ... We are not a 'he'. (◍•ᴗ•◍) Aww...that's adorabu- I'm unaware of unidan but he has to have Asperger's I hope you cleaned that up... -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Section! Deflec... Yeah because he responded with a proportional amount of force... I had a data charge in the third tier of my usage. I never, ever go over on my data. I'm very diligent and keep it off when I have WiFi. Even when I don't, I rarely turn it on. I called them and gave them shit. They see my history, and know I am telling the truth, so they cleared that BS up. They probably wanted me to switch to a higher data plan, and tried to stiff me. Nope nope nope!!! I ain't falling for that! Ask me if I've been over my data since Bitches be bitches That really sucks but I love your 'just smile' tactic! So evil!! >:D LOL! I have to fight the urge to pluck few "freak" stray hairs I find on his back also. It makes me feel kinda twitchy... Hopefully the same sized tits for me... -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) It was a skill modifier. Or halo 2. Oh lawd now I have to spend more money on this game I didn't even know that menu was there .... So many wasted comments where I could have giving people this face I'm a nurse and former Marine, with a lot of friends that are either nurses or former Marines... My Facebook wall is the worst in all the land. Tsk-tsk, hot linking from FA.... ʕ ʔ Quick! Leak the nudes! ( ) No, the hair just goes from your head to your back Plot twist: He makes his own sauce Nixon ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ I too have discovered thank you and good night. ( ) No shipping to Hawaii I don't want to know what a pupa is. ( ) > That's stupid.. This whole thread "DAE type in lyrics to Google to find out what song they just listened to?" No. That literally never crossed my mind..... Minecraft in Silverlight. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Looking at you ISIS. Hamburg Halp is Ohhhh no yous gotta ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ &lt;ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ&gt; ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) IM DONG,JAMES DONG (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ༽ u ugly as fuk ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง : (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ╭∩╮( ° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ He kind of has this face: i thought it was assembler code I, I, You, did... (' ) Oh Reddit.... Lookin right back at ya /u/Ravinac Why the fuck is that the premise for a colouring book?? > Goddamn flippers ## ┬─┬ノ( ノ) After spending upwards of 15 platinum and still only have a Superior Terra Blade to show for it, I'm still waiting. I started with Superior and end up with Superior. But aren't iphone and galaxy phones exactly the same? I mean there was a court case and everything Hello um... Pre existing person...I don't know man. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I really hope it's not the performance fix they were talking about... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Why are you DDoS'ing Tumblr Don't recommend googling "DP Annual 2" ## ### *"I don't like drama"* This seems... Too good to be true. OP, are you a wizard? Is your stem a plastic pen? Yeah, because a 16 year old girl becoming Rambo, taking over the established military, and leading an army in to defeat the Capitol would have been a realistic direction for this story to go in. I, for one, am offended that the animators even DREW these frames into the movie. C'mon now. Don't be flattered for recapping a story you didn't write. You can't summarize Moby Dick and then take it as a compliment when they say the story sounds good. >Edit: Went into the Dean, teacher is on "review" This happened to me as well! Search for highest female match in the world, it shows my former college roommate's girlfriend. Search for highest male match in the world, it shows my former college roommate . That was back when they had friend as well as match though. Can't distinguish between the top matches any more. Upvotes for all of you for passing the test "We're fucking before graduation, I don't care if you want to or not...I do." kinda glad I dodged that blonde bullet Not sure if genuine respect for our field or fishing for easy upvotes ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Might have to start doing this Oy... >Went into the Dean, teacher is on "review" Going in with little to no expectations. With #1, this worked nicely. I will be sneaking food if another long labour is inevitable. My stomach suffered a LOT from that God... He looks identical to this guy I use to sleep with... I feel awesome and sad at the same time... Yeah. Halo: Combat Evolved wasn't popular or fun to play at all. Why can't Canada carry these??? That is rather oddly specific Better than mouthwash A girl texted me telling me she really liked me and would like to go out...I thought it was a joke and ignored the message for several days. *Bulletproof* I kissed the wrong lips. Or your sense of hearing I cannot stand the sound of dogs barking >:( I'm almost 19 weeks and have a lot of anger and impatience. Hormones, fatigue, and a darling but annoying toddler hitting the terrible twos early just don't help The argument is "God is eternal" - You animal..... If mine breaks with this one, I'm putting some depends on and going back to sleep My first labour went no where and I had to have Pitocin :( I think it was because of all the excitement. I hate food now at almost 19 weeks. Can't cook either because yay pregnancy nose I want this problem, and I want it now!! Lmao ;) Dude, gross. Rumi is just kind of at that answer. "Well, that sounds like an interesting ability," she says mildly. She takes a seat next to Issen and continues to eat her ice cream, glancing over at all of Issen's files with idle curiosity. Your comment ruined my life. I hope you are happy. rekt Interesting that this one didn't get answered… These posts. Are. *Agitating*...... Ha...I wouldn't hold it up to the side of my head...that would just look stupid. I've been no contact with my ex for two months now, he last contacted me on August 17th, but I never responded. At 2:30am yesterday I receive a text from him saying that he misses having me in his life and wishes I didn't ignore him. While I do feel bad, he treated me poorly and I always remember how that made me feel which is why I've never responded to him. I think I should keep NC but I'm not sure anymore. What the heck should I do? ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ; I was like "Are you kidding me? " OP's account created minutes before posting a fear mongering WREG link I turn 30 tomorrow, which is now today Awesome thing you are doing. But dude, think about the victims. I would rather get shot to death rather than being stabbed or bludgeoned. People these days... Nah, you're just gonna be able to conjugate her. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) It's a dry loose leaf tea that you simply steep in hot water and you can drink hot but I almost always drink cold. It has a bitter sweet taste, packed with caffeine, and has incredible health benefits, like it's very high in antioxidants, helps with digestion, and the amino acids in it are good for your heart. Also it's just plain refreshing and tasty! You can buy bags of loose leaf Yerba Mate at Whole Foods or Sprouts, not sure about other places. And it's relatively inexpensive. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) TIL ... One more thing to look forward to. I don't care how you cut the cake, eating charcoal doesn't sound healthy to me. holy crap I tried dnscrypt and it does not work on biznet ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ The domain name already resolves to correct IP but somehow I still get blocked page when visiting the page in the browser. Cleared the cache, use icognito mode, no luck. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Ayy lmao nice meme When its pitchfork time its pitchfork time Ψ / ┬─┬ノ( ノ) a *second* movie? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I've never gotten more than 1k at a time 1/ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Spaghetti, knife, I do now. Long fingernails scratching jeans/other rougher material. Downside is that it's also 1080p so everyone will say that it what makes it play and look so good. Soon Your bringing back jump cut gifs. Boom boom acka-lacka-lacka-boom What did you even accomplish by leaving those comments ? The only thing that happened is you got up voted because surprise surprise the unpopular opinion was real ya popular one . Looks like my picture is what it looks like. Le gars qui a fait ça devrait se méfier, il pourrait être poursuivi pour avoir utilisé les symboles de la république française. Smelly underwear... Every fucking time.... I can't believe how far Manning is down the list. He had a couple of overthrows, sure. But otherwise he was spot on and had multiple drops ^(Looking at you Demaryius ) don't give me that look I'm not looking for that kind of 'job' To be a bit understanding, you can make games n shit in HTML5 now. Still kinda , but HTML5 is leagues ahead of previous iterations.... if they were actually talking about that part. My daughter doesn't help matters. She's hitting the terrible twos early, and may be getting her second molars. She's 20 months old She's been acting out for the last 2-3 months. She doesn't like the word 'no' and throws herself to the ground if she doesn't get her way. Dude, she doesn't even talk that much yet :/ Tren hard and eat clen Least corrupt? Least corrupt of all the countries ? Least. PS3 No wireless '802.11n' even? He's an alt. for Olimar Picking up Health/Ammo has the opposite effect. You must drop them instead. "***Games*** Grumps Present" > So elegant... This man is a wordsmith Not sure if sunspot or Minmus ** ** EA. Sup' This is basically where the Scottish Independence debate is at... and what England's leaders are now saying oh boy this (jas)maym is freshr than my piza rol! (DAE le piza role? <--- silly meemee face Still, even with old components.... This " " means your joining in the kidney giveaway too, right Phil? Why didn't anyone colorize the photo of the African American girl?? Huh? WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY /r/picrequests??!! I had this too for about 3 months. My understanding was it was my uterus shrinking back to it's normal size. I hated the feeling. I always thought my period was coming Wow, some people need to close their traps before they get shot I'm a SAHM and would love to get my daughter in daycare, but it's not cheap. My daughter is very social and would *LOVE* the extra stimulation. Alright, I wont email pictures of naked girls, i promise I didn't know batman kept slaves In the batcave Must have been a slow news day. Oh wait it's just fox Because otherwise the terrorists would've won.... I think.... The Redditers Stop selling your Adderall and GET BACK TO WORK My husband is going to have to be the one to pick up this cheque because I will cause a scene. I cooled down and thought about it, and it's just not worth my time On a related note, I've had at least 4 people come up to me today asking me "is that the new iWatch?!" And no, I don't have this watch face, just one of the stock moto 360 watch faces . Lvl 22 female ( ) Mr. Mime up! We did that in 10th grade, I couldn't handle seeing the first slide so I had to sit in an empty computer lab. Yeah, this went on for five classes Oh god I just filled my car What the hell is wrong with your eyes I seriously am bracing my headboard with thick blankets against my wall in preparation for this Oh, for fuck's sake, that's the most obvious one yet! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) *Her* finger, or just *a* finger? I believe the word you're looking for is "hobby" ... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I think that was the intention. Don't let your guard down ( ) In my desperation, I *might* have used an unstained corner if faced with that choice. Thankfully, it didn't come to that . I was eying the receipts in my purse at one point. It was a dark moment. Yale Atheists, Humanists, and Agnostics (AHA) cosigned MSA's letter? Wtf! Odin fucking dammit, these "let's criticize everything but Islam" atheists are getting on my nerves. Ayaan says a lot of stuff that needs to be heard. To many people the stuff that Richard Dawkins says is considered offensive but I doubt the AHA would co-sign a letter written by a Christian group that would ask to bar Dawkins from speaking, yet they would co-sign a letter asking to bar Ayaan from speaking. ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Stay-at-home dad reporting in. Same agreement. Best job ever. I previously came from a job working 50+ a week for under 25k. She is the one with the fancy education. It works for us. Yes, pretty much all the housework falls on me and I make all my wife's lunches and dinner, but it's pretty awesome. Stay up late, sleep in late. I don't have to wear a shirt. No work stress. Oh yeah, the kid is great too. Not having a set schedule is kind of strange though. I don't have specific days off . I would feel weird about letting it fall on my wife every weekend. "Hey, you worked all week, now do my job. Peace." But so far we like the arrangement. Not gonna lie. I have felt a little emasculated at times. "Oh I guess I'm the only one who knows where the laundry chute is around here, right?" "You just gonna leave that plate there?" I've not seen the conciseness requested I'm imagining you hand em a box like that, then the clerk asks if you want one for the xbox or ps3 and you reply "yes". I gave up during the tutorial, it was unnecessarily long We'll I see that the Americans don't like to hear the truth ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) b No. The thumbnail looks like a severed pig snout Sounds complicated when pissing all over them and looking at them like ... Would really get the job done. Well I certainly never mentioned size....? The quality of the cast is absolutely a factor when you're talking about real acting. The action stars you mentioned don't hold a torch to the cast of Tenenbaums. That's laughable you would even compare the two. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ ┌( )┘ > Well I certainly never mentioned size....? ┌( )┘ THANK YOU. Seriously, what the fuck reddit None of the burgers in the city are a 5 hour flight away. Not sure what human grade burgers are . You don't usually bitch, yet you came out of your repost anger lurking for this one? There are plenty of next-day or even next-hour reposts, and THIS is the one that pissed you off enough to have to post? At least he put it in a different sub. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) The watch is backwards -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Dude. Hey! How wrong is it of me that this was the first thing I thought of when I saw this pic? I didn't even consider that this could be a monitor... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) My 3 UHC spawns under the lava will argue that claim. Sound like it's time to hand LO off at night to prove a point Wow... 928s? Ya know you could have just asked the question without posting a pic Yes, onto the treadmill. Ah, that look of disapproval. Yeah, you should just smoke tobacco out of it, that's totally different and acceptable It's like you said I don't believe anybody. . I've been on this earth too long to take anybody's word for anything. Pardon the clichè... But my question to you is: And besides, that guy does have some pretty impressive references. That's gotta count for some credibility in my book... Actually, when males fight during breeding season, they *do* go for each other's gular sacs! They use their sharp hooked beaks to try to rip each other's sacs ( ). If one succeeds, the "hurt" male (it doesn't bleed and it's been postulated that it may not actually cause pain) is pretty much out of the breeding season, but IIRC, they can heal and once again compete for mates. "POUR ON MARBLE SLAB" What about Brian? I think Valve might be done making games. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Yeah, where are the scissors on that gun? Code pls, This would piss me off so badly!!! Yay damage control Isn't a bun with condiments and cheese just a cheese sandwich? ** ** > what the f.. That last face If I'm not expecting a delivery, I would tear someone a new one, but knowing that *she called for food delivery*?? That poor guy >:( That did make me Chuckle. Not sure if I should reply with this or this ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ Uh. My daughter is 20 months and I still won't potty train yet. At 8 months, she didn't even understand the concept of "no". How would someone expect that of a child who can't speak and comprehends very little? Very weird. ʇɥƃᴉɹlɐ ✧ﾟ･:✧ﾟ･ノ( ノ) Sludge metal... That was like 2 years ago Fu.... Eh Congrats! ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You have changed my mind. I am sorry. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Typo aside, breaking your ankle on the pooper is *totally* cool Get the photos back and leak the nudes. Hmm, seems legit. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯°□°）╯︵ ノ( ノ) whats this? You email, don't worry i promise i wont send wierd shit :/ I didn't know he could heal himself so I ran out of time Because they spent their resources porting the Xbox version instead of upgrading the existing PC version I guess Thanks for posting That woman looks like a female Gabe Newell ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That joke is never funny. Holy fucking fuck woman! I bet a lot of people are going to 'suggest' counselling. I'd say leave his useless ass if you're already being a single parent If my daughter is running around with it...ya...we get a bit paranoid of her falling flat on her face with it...in her mouth You eat your shit? Yeah, thanks OP ಠ_ಠ I have had multiple people try to buy ketamine off of me because I use it at work as an anesthetic. Butthurt PC owner here wondering why your consoles with PC hardware get the game but my PC with PC hardware isn't. Annie Pre employment screams are the wurst Yup Get back to work! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) my moms back kept needing a massage I guess Their wedding date. They subtracted a year. ლ( ლ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You're wanting to beg money off of people, and you're not even willing to adequately describe, on your own, why? Looks like it should be an alien on Dr. Who ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ What I also love is those FB "Fixie Trade" pages where people try and sell used Leaders for near retail or want to trade their shitty Lasco cranks and $20 for some Omniums nope, not reading that again Oh God, I didn't notice what it was at first. I stared at it for far too long trying to figure out what the problem was. Or doggy paddle I thought I told you to stay out of here Zuckerburg.... Read it in reverse.....even creepier. On my bed, watching on my laptop, occasionally yelling at my brothers to stop playing TFF2 while loading 5+ youtube videos . Why did I watch that When my nmom found out I was trying to move she tried to call the police. She said I could move but I couldn't take my stuff *(that I bought)* with me. She was very keen on keeping my college text books and laptop. The only way to call her off was to not move. You don't have to not tell them you're leaving, but nothing says that you can't tell them on moving day while they are not home. My older sister did that to my mother. My milkman (a bloke who delivers the milk each day*) is a complete City troll. This morning he was banging on about Aguero's age, Di Maria being 'a waste of money' and all sorts of crap. > Sell Christianity? Maximize the karma, right? "I haven't crapped in my diaper for a week" ( ) Undoubtedly was, doesn't mean others will logic that out, because, you know, knives are sharp, knives are always sharp. If I was a hacker, I would take everything lvl 1 xD Oh yes, the Fox Sports South that I get here in California. 19 weeks chiming in. Ask me how I feel I just want the nausea to stop, to be able to cook proper meals again in my house without wanting to puke, to be able to drink a glass of wine when my daughter is acting out, to not have a swollen vag every other day, and to actually know what to eat from day to day. You know, rainbows and unicorn level pregnancy instead of this crap In reality and despite feeling like this, I can't wait to meet Baby "Ra" (just a nickname, and sci-fi chicks probably know the origins. This ain't no special lil snowflake I be carryin' :p). I also can't wait for my daughter to play with the baby once they are mobile. Crud...two mobile beings I get to be responsible for. Crud LOL!! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Human life has tremendous value here.... At least $7.25 per hour and if they get some credit cards and loans then their life is even more valuable...... Sounds like it's time for you to start blowing them off That is seriously sad :/ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I wish this was taught and reinforced with children (and adults that don't seem to take hints and think all animals just *love* them). I have two Alaskan Klee Kai pups that I'm working on socializing and it's like back to square one every time a human child leaps forward and grabs at "the baby wolves". Younger children, after realizing the dogs are frightened, for some reason growl/jump at/bark at them. And adults can be worse at times, they think just because they're a smaller breed, they'll get over their reservations and are manageable. My dogs flattening their ears back and flinching and/or pissing themselves as you reach for them *does not* mean "Hi, I love you, pick me up and put your face in my face!" Thankfully they haven't shown any aggression towards people, they just have a very instant flight response now, which can fortunately be rehabilitated. I just unfortunately come off as a bitch when I tell people to not touch my dogs and to please walk away. NO. I can think of one ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Good! If Gordon can't play, no one plays Curse for one reason: Tipsy Your flair. **6.9 seconds** I read this wrong. Thanks. And one more thing: how do I get it for less than $49.99? I'd feel bad if I bought it and a day later it went on sale. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ Whatever the fuck this thing is Little black things?!?!?! Watching the Eragon movie! The whole time I was making a face. I'm beginning to fear a world of Ebola You. You're one of the reasons I have to wear a Kentucky flair over on shooty hoops. I'm sorry...what??? Rice, no. Nice Well, our defense wakes up once we allow them to get into the red zone. Nice. Because leggings are less restricting than denim Imagine a man with a membrane, from his hands to his feet, so that it didn't even look like he had hands, flapping towards you to take you to heaven Didn´t Regi forbid TSM fans to watch Ongamers videos ? yeah, like I'm the one who recorded it ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) 3-4 hours? | ಠ_ಠ | ಠ_ಠ | ಠ_ಠ | ಠ_ಠ | | Thanks ref Her voice... I think I'm just gonna go commit suicide now. . > ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Guy sounds like a real charmer 5 upvotes in ten minutes? NO Yep. Unless op be lyin' My friend do you recall what time went back to bed, and woke up the next mourning. You were most likely having a nightmare or lucid dream. In a dream you mind has every thought you ever thought so the time you remember so well, it may have something to do with a tragic or scary moment from your childhood. Also the brain takes a image or a scenario that would never happen and puts it in graphic reality. Furthermore the odds you and your wife having a dream that has to do with each other is very common. This is most likely your craziest dream, if that was a one time thing. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I watched it. Wasn't even funny You were *that* kid ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┻━┻︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Why do you hate me? It looks so delicious. After almost 400 battles in my Centurion 1, I can say I never even saw that (ಠ_ಠ) ლ(ಠ益ಠ)ლ ( ) /u/PleaseRespectTables ノ( ノ) So, since you told me to take down the close ups I've gotten three matches... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Thought it was an impaled pig's head from the thumbnail. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿├┬┴┬┴ * ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)つY * ヽ( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° )ﾉ * ༼凸 ◉_◔༽凸 * ヽ༼✿σل͜ σ༽ﾉ * /╲/( ͡⎚ ͜U ͡⎚)/\╱\ * ( ͡⚆ ͜ʖ ͡⚆) * ヽ༼⚆ل͜⚆༽ﾉ * ( ͡ _ ͡°)ﾉ⚲ * ♫ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┘ ♪ * ಠ⌣ಠ * ༼ ಥل͟ಥ ༽ ┬┴┬┴┤ * ༼ຈل͜├┬┴┬┴ * ༼ ಠل͟ಠ༽ * ᕕ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ * ᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕗ * ༼ง ͠ຈ ͟ل͜ ͠ຈ༽ง * |༼ʘ ل͜ ʘ༽| * ヽ༼◕ل͜◕༽ﾉ * ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ * (° ͜ʖ°) * ヽ༼ ツ ༽ﾉ * （͡°͜ʖ͡°） * (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ * ༼ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ * ( ＾◡＾)っ✂╰⋃╯ * ╰( ͡&#39;◟◯ ͡&#39;)╯ * ヽ༼ ຈل͜ຈ༼ ຈل͜ຈ༽ຈل͜ຈ ༽ﾉ * ༼ - ل͜ - ༽ * ヽ° ~͜ʖ~ °ﾉ * ᕙ (° ~͜ʖ~ °) ᕗ * 乁( ◔ ౪◔)ㄏ * ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ * ヽ༼ຈل͜ರೃ༽ﾉ * ୧༼ಠ益ರೃ༽୨ * ( ﾉ ﾟｰﾟ)ﾉ * ヽຈل͜ຈﾉ * ヽ(ﾟｰﾟヽ) * ヽ༼ຈ益ຈ༽ﾉ * (☢益☢t) * ༼ᕗຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ * ╮(╯▽╰)╭ * ╮(╯ل͜╰)╭ * ༼ つ◕(oo)◕༽つ * (ι´Д｀)ﾉ * ヽ༼◥▶ل͜◀◤༽ﾉ * [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ヽ̲̅༼̲̅ຈ̲̅ل͜ຈ̲̅༽̲̅ﾉ̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] * [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡◥▶ ͜ʖ ͡◀◤)̲̅$̲̅] * ༼ ͠ຈ ͟ل͜ ͠ຈ༽ง * ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ☂ * (＾◡＾)っ * ༼☯﹏☯༽ * ヽ༼ ☭ل͜☭ ༽ﾉ * ♌༼✪ل͜✪༽ᕤ * (͡◔ ͜ʖ ͡◔) * ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ * ─=≡Σ((( つ◕ل͜◕)つ * ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ * (∩ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)⊃━☆ﾟ. * ･ ｡ﾟ, * ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽&gt;ง * ᕙ༼◕ل͜◕༽ᕗ * ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ︵┻━┻ * ୧༼ ͡◉ل͜ ͡◉༽୨ * ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ * (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง * Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ * ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง * ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ * ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ * (~˘▾˘)~ * ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ * ヽຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ * (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ * ୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨ * /╲/\╭( ͡° ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ͡°)╮/\╱\ * (▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) * (ﾉಠ_ಠ)ﾉ * └(°ᴥ°)┘ * つ◕ل͜◕)つ * ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) * ヽ༼♥ل͜♥༽ﾉ * ༼ ᓄºل͟º ༽ᓄ * (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง * ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ * ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ * ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ * ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ * ヽ༼&gt;ل͜&lt;༽ﾉ * ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) * ヽ༼@ل͜ຈ༽ﾉ * ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ * ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ * (&#39;ºل͟º)ノ⌒. * [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] (▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿├┬┴┬┴ * ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)つY * ヽ( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° )ﾉ * ༼凸 ◉_◔༽凸 * ヽ༼✿σل͜ σ༽ﾉ * /╲/( ͡⎚ ͜U ͡⎚)/\╱\ * ( ͡⚆ ͜ʖ ͡⚆) * ヽ༼⚆ل͜⚆༽ﾉ * ( ͡ _ ͡°)ﾉ⚲ * ♫ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┘ ♪ * ಠ⌣ಠ * ༼ ಥل͟ಥ ༽ ┬┴┬┴┤ * ༼ຈل͜├┬┴┬┴ * ༼ ಠل͟ಠ༽ * ᕕ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ * ᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕗ * ༼ง ͠ຈ ͟ل͜ ͠ຈ༽ง * |༼ʘ ل͜ ʘ༽| * ヽ༼◕ل͜◕༽ﾉ * ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ * (° ͜ʖ°) * ヽ༼ ツ ༽ﾉ * （͡°͜ʖ͡°） * (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ * ༼ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ * ( ＾◡＾)っ✂╰⋃╯ * ╰( ͡&#39;◟◯ ͡&#39;)╯ * ヽ༼ ຈل͜ຈ༼ ຈل͜ຈ༽ຈل͜ຈ ༽ﾉ * ༼ - ل͜ - ༽ * ヽ° ~͜ʖ~ °ﾉ * ᕙ (° ~͜ʖ~ °) ᕗ * 乁( ◔ ౪◔)ㄏ * ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ * ヽ༼ຈل͜ರೃ༽ﾉ * ୧༼ಠ益ರೃ༽୨ * ( ﾉ ﾟｰﾟ)ﾉ * ヽຈل͜ຈﾉ * ヽ(ﾟｰﾟヽ) * ヽ༼ຈ益ຈ༽ﾉ * (☢益☢t) * ༼ᕗຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ * ╮(╯▽╰)╭ * ╮(╯ل͜╰)╭ * ༼ つ◕(oo)◕༽つ * (ι´Д｀)ﾉ * ヽ༼◥▶ل͜◀◤༽ﾉ * [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ヽ̲̅༼̲̅ຈ̲̅ل͜ຈ̲̅༽̲̅ﾉ̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] * [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡◥▶ ͜ʖ ͡◀◤)̲̅$̲̅] * ༼ ͠ຈ ͟ل͜ ͠ຈ༽ง * ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ☂ * (＾◡＾)っ * ༼☯﹏☯༽ * ヽ༼ ☭ل͜☭ ༽ﾉ * ♌༼✪ل͜✪༽ᕤ * (͡◔ ͜ʖ ͡◔) * ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ * ─=≡Σ((( つ◕ل͜◕)つ * ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ * (∩ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)⊃━☆ﾟ. * ･ ｡ﾟ, * ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽&gt;ง * ᕙ༼◕ل͜◕༽ᕗ * ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ︵┻━┻ * ୧༼ ͡◉ل͜ ͡◉༽୨ * ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ * (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง * Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ * ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง * ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ * ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ * (~˘▾˘)~ * ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ * ヽຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ * (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ * ୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨ * /╲/\╭( ͡° ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ͡°)╮/\╱\ * (▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) * (ﾉಠ_ಠ)ﾉ * └(°ᴥ°)┘ * つ◕ل͜◕)つ * ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) * ヽ༼♥ل͜♥༽ﾉ * ༼ ᓄºل͟º ༽ᓄ * (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง * ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ * ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ * ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ * ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ * ヽ༼&gt;ل͜&lt;༽ﾉ * ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) * ヽ༼@ل͜ຈ༽ﾉ * ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ * ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ * (&#39;ºل͟º)ノ⌒. * [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] (▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿├┬┴┬┴ * ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)つY * ヽ( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° )ﾉ * ༼凸 ◉_◔༽凸 * ヽ༼✿σل͜ σ༽ﾉ * /╲/( ͡⎚ ͜U ͡⎚)/\╱\ * ( ͡⚆ ͜ʖ ͡⚆) * ヽ༼⚆ل͜⚆༽ﾉ * ( ͡ _ ͡°)ﾉ⚲ * ♫ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┘ ♪ * ಠ⌣ಠ * ༼ ಥل͟ಥ ༽ ┬┴┬┴┤ * ༼ຈل͜├┬┴┬┴ * ༼ ಠل͟ಠ༽ * ᕕ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ * ᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕗ * ༼ง ͠ຈ ͟ل͜ ͠ຈ༽ง * |༼ʘ ل͜ ʘ༽| * ヽ༼◕ل͜◕༽ﾉ * ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ * (° ͜ʖ°) * ヽ༼ ツ ༽ﾉ * （͡°͜ʖ͡°） * (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ * ༼ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ * ( ＾◡＾)っ✂╰⋃╯ * ╰( ͡&#39;◟◯ ͡&#39;)╯ * ヽ༼ ຈل͜ຈ༼ ຈل͜ຈ༽ຈل͜ຈ ༽ﾉ * ༼ - ل͜ - ༽ * ヽ° ~͜ʖ~ °ﾉ * ᕙ (° ~͜ʖ~ °) ᕗ * 乁( ◔ ౪◔)ㄏ * ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ * ヽ༼ຈل͜ರೃ༽ﾉ * ୧༼ಠ益ರೃ༽୨ * ( ﾉ ﾟｰﾟ)ﾉ * ヽຈل͜ຈﾉ * ヽ(ﾟｰﾟヽ) * ヽ༼ຈ益ຈ༽ﾉ * (☢益☢t) * ༼ᕗຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ * ╮(╯▽╰)╭ * ╮(╯ل͜╰)╭ * ༼ つ◕(oo)◕༽つ * (ι´Д｀)ﾉ * ヽ༼◥▶ل͜◀◤༽ﾉ * [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ヽ̲̅༼̲̅ຈ̲̅ل͜ຈ̲̅༽̲̅ﾉ̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] * [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡◥▶ ͜ʖ ͡◀◤)̲̅$̲̅] * ༼ ͠ຈ ͟ل͜ ͠ຈ༽ง * ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ☂ * (＾◡＾)っ * ༼☯﹏☯༽ * ヽ༼ ☭ل͜☭ ༽ﾉ * ♌༼✪ل͜✪༽ᕤ * (͡◔ ͜ʖ ͡◔) * ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ * ─=≡Σ((( つ◕ل͜◕)つ * ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ * (∩ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)⊃━☆ﾟ. * ･ ｡ﾟ, * ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽&gt;ง * ᕙ༼◕ل͜◕༽ᕗ * ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ︵┻━┻ * ୧༼ ͡◉ل͜ ͡◉༽୨ * ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ * (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง * Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ * ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง * ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ * ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ * (~˘▾˘)~ * ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ * ヽຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ * (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ * ୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨ * /╲/\╭( ͡° ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ͡°)╮/\╱\ * (▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) * (ﾉಠ_ಠ)ﾉ * └(°ᴥ°)┘ * つ◕ل͜◕)つ * ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) * ヽ༼♥ل͜♥༽ﾉ * ༼ ᓄºل͟º ༽ᓄ * (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง * ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ * ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ * ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ * ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ * ヽ༼&gt;ل͜&lt;༽ﾉ * ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) * ヽ༼@ل͜ຈ༽ﾉ * ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ * ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ * (&#39;ºل͟º)ノ⌒. * [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] (▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿├┬┴┬┴ * ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)つY * ヽ( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° )ﾉ * ༼凸 ◉_◔༽凸 * ヽ༼✿σل͜ σ༽ﾉ * /╲/( ͡⎚ ͜U ͡⎚)/\╱\ * ( ͡⚆ ͜ʖ ͡⚆) * ヽ༼⚆ل͜⚆༽ﾉ * ( ͡ _ ͡°)ﾉ⚲ * ♫ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┘ ♪ * ಠ⌣ಠ * ༼ ಥل͟ಥ ༽ ┬┴┬┴┤ * ༼ຈل͜├┬┴┬┴ * ༼ ಠل͟ಠ༽ * ᕕ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ * ᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕗ * ༼ง ͠ຈ ͟ل͜ ͠ຈ༽ง * |༼ʘ ل͜ ʘ༽| * ヽ༼◕ل͜◕༽ﾉ * ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ * (° ͜ʖ°) * ヽ༼ ツ ༽ﾉ * （͡°͜ʖ͡°） * (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ * ༼ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ * ( ＾◡＾)っ✂╰⋃╯ * ╰( ͡&#39;◟◯ ͡&#39;)╯ * ヽ༼ ຈل͜ຈ༼ ຈل͜ຈ༽ຈل͜ຈ ༽ﾉ * ༼ - ل͜ - ༽ * ヽ° ~͜ʖ~ °ﾉ * ᕙ (° ~͜ʖ~ °) ᕗ * 乁( ◔ ౪◔)ㄏ * ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ * ヽ༼ຈل͜ರೃ༽ﾉ * ୧༼ಠ益ರೃ༽୨ * ( ﾉ ﾟｰﾟ)ﾉ * ヽຈل͜ຈﾉ * ヽ(ﾟｰﾟヽ) * ヽ༼ຈ益ຈ༽ﾉ * (☢益☢t) * ༼ᕗຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ * ╮(╯▽╰)╭ * ╮(╯ل͜╰)╭ * ༼ つ◕(oo)◕༽つ * (ι´Д｀)ﾉ * ヽ༼◥▶ل͜◀◤༽ﾉ * [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ヽ̲̅༼̲̅ຈ̲̅ل͜ຈ̲̅༽̲̅ﾉ̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] * [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡◥▶ ͜ʖ ͡◀◤)̲̅$̲̅] * ༼ ͠ຈ ͟ل͜ ͠ຈ༽ง * ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ☂ * (＾◡＾)っ * ༼☯﹏☯༽ * ヽ༼ ☭ل͜☭ ༽ﾉ * ♌༼✪ل͜✪༽ᕤ * (͡◔ ͜ʖ ͡◔) * ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ * ─=≡Σ((( つ◕ل͜◕)つ * ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ * (∩ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)⊃━☆ﾟ. * ･ ｡ﾟ, * ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽&gt;ง * ᕙ༼◕ل͜◕༽ᕗ * ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ︵┻━┻ * ୧༼ ͡◉ل͜ ͡◉༽୨ * ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ * (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง * Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ * ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง * ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ * ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ * (~˘▾˘)~ * ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ * ヽຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ * (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ * ୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨ * /╲/\╭( ͡° ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ͡°)╮/\╱\ * (▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) * (ﾉಠ_ಠ)ﾉ * └(°ᴥ°)┘ * つ◕ل͜◕)つ * ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) * ヽ༼♥ل͜♥༽ﾉ * ༼ ᓄºل͟º ༽ᓄ * (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง * ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ * ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ * ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ * ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ * ヽ༼&gt;ل͜&lt;༽ﾉ * ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) * ヽ༼@ل͜ຈ༽ﾉ * ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ * ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ * (&#39;ºل͟º)ノ⌒. * [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] (▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿├┬┴┬┴ * ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)つY * ヽ( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° )ﾉ * ༼凸 ◉_◔༽凸 * ヽ༼✿σل͜ σ༽ﾉ * /╲/( ͡⎚ ͜U ͡⎚)/\╱\ * ( ͡⚆ ͜ʖ ͡⚆) * ヽ༼⚆ل͜⚆༽ﾉ * ( ͡ _ ͡°)ﾉ⚲ * ♫ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┘ ♪ * ಠ⌣ಠ * ༼ ಥل͟ಥ ༽ ┬┴┬┴┤ * ༼ຈل͜├┬┴┬┴ * ༼ ಠل͟ಠ༽ * ᕕ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ * ᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕗ * ༼ง ͠ຈ ͟ل͜ ͠ຈ༽ง * |༼ʘ ل͜ ʘ༽| * ヽ༼◕ل͜◕༽ﾉ * ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ * (° ͜ʖ°) * ヽ༼ ツ ༽ﾉ * （͡°͜ʖ͡°） * (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ * ༼ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ * ( ＾◡＾)っ✂╰⋃╯ * ╰( ͡&#39;◟◯ ͡&#39;)╯ * ヽ༼ ຈل͜ຈ༼ ຈل͜ຈ༽ຈل͜ຈ ༽ﾉ * ༼ - ل͜ - ༽ * ヽ° ~͜ʖ~ °ﾉ * ᕙ (° ~͜ʖ~ °) ᕗ * 乁( ◔ ౪◔)ㄏ * ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ * ヽ༼ຈل͜ರೃ༽ﾉ * ୧༼ಠ益ರೃ༽୨ * ( ﾉ ﾟｰﾟ)ﾉ * ヽຈل͜ຈﾉ * ヽ(ﾟｰﾟヽ) * ヽ༼ຈ益ຈ༽ﾉ * (☢益☢t) * ༼ᕗຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ * ╮(╯▽╰)╭ * ╮(╯ل͜╰)╭ * ༼ つ◕(oo)◕༽つ * (ι´Д｀)ﾉ * ヽ༼◥▶ل͜◀◤༽ﾉ * [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ヽ̲̅༼̲̅ຈ̲̅ل͜ຈ̲̅༽̲̅ﾉ̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] * [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡◥▶ ͜ʖ ͡◀◤)̲̅$̲̅] * ༼ ͠ຈ ͟ل͜ ͠ຈ༽ง * ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ☂ * (＾◡＾)っ * ༼☯﹏☯༽ * ヽ༼ ☭ل͜☭ ༽ﾉ * ♌༼✪ل͜✪༽ᕤ * (͡◔ ͜ʖ ͡◔) * ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ * ─=≡Σ((( つ◕ل͜◕)つ * ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ * (∩ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)⊃━☆ﾟ. * ･ ｡ﾟ, * ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽&gt;ง * ᕙ༼◕ل͜◕༽ᕗ * ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ︵┻━┻ * ୧༼ ͡◉ل͜ ͡◉༽୨ * ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ * (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง * Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ * ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง * ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ * ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ * (~˘▾˘)~ * ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ * ヽຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ * (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ * ୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨ * /╲/\╭( ͡° ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ͡°)╮/\╱\ * (▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) * (ﾉ )ﾉ * └(°ᴥ°)┘ * つ◕ل͜◕)つ * ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) * ヽ༼♥ل͜♥༽ﾉ * ༼ ᓄºل͟º ༽ᓄ * (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง * ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ * ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ * ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ * ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ * ヽ༼&gt;ل͜&lt;༽ﾉ * ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) * ヽ༼@ل͜ຈ༽ﾉ * ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ * ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ * (&#39;ºل͟º)ノ⌒. * [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] ┬─┬ノ( ノ) No you sir, have a nice day. Yep, felt this way with our little miss, but my husband managed to help...a lot. Though she would still want me So I would disappear upstairs and take a shower, maybe take in a show or two, and just relax. You will. did you really post again in the wrong subreddit? Tits up? If stupidity have **^^ ** Very interesting choice of breakfast items (ﾉ )ﾉ ︵ ┻━┻ THIS IS AN OUTRAGE IVE WORKED THIS CASE FOR MONTHS You're both retarded. You're both retarded. The door is over there ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ Meh, my daughter can be the biggest asshole when all I want to do is make *her* food We have the living room blocked off just for her, but god forbid one of us goes outside of baby jail to benefit her :/ Oy... Lost AJ Green today, negative points from Charles Clay right now, kicker just lost two points because he was blocked. I have Spiller and Vereen, who have done next to nothing. It's halftime and I'm about ready to hang it up. My only hope is that Buffalo's D continues to play well. I have Rodgers later and he still has 5 players to go. dafuq Viagra has home delivery? Cassel Is King? ಠ‿ಠ . . . That hole is gaping Chi have her a " " look when she said she "misplaced" the Seireitei. How the hell does that happen? Uh.... That's stealing . You just admitted to it again ლ( ლ) His balls look like an ass bouncing off her cooter. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Better than hitting refresh on a reddit game thread during SNF? Hmmm. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Is there a reason the men are bald?? Is it just the same guy? My ex-best friend kept blowing me off for a guy. Before either of us were married or had kids. I dumped that friendship when it became clear that being stood up was my fault and that we were just growing apart Meh, got to focus on my husband and friends who *did* have time for me. It all worked out ;) That's on iTunes but DOMO isn't As someone called Craig this gets sent to me at least once every few months... REBEL AGAINST THE CYCLE!!!! ┌( )┘ You blindly pay full price for games in this day and age? I wish I didn't react to earplugs They make my ears so itchy. I suspect they're latex and no one labels them >:( Boy I hope AT&T has stock because we don't have an apple store. First quarter over and the dog has been hiding in the closet since 2 minutes into the game, from all the yelling. Not sure I have enough beer for this *** *** No lore? Can we play a little defense? My daughter is dainty and short. She maybe, finally hit 23 lbs now at 20 months. Her clothes have fit her well past the 'recommended' sizing. Aka, she still has a 6-12 month onesie here and there Thankfully those waistbands have come in super handy, and now she's getting a bit of chub, that will most likely disappear with her next growth spurt, on her legs. Lol!! I started Colston, Locker and Garcon. I won by 3 points due to my highest scorer: K Justin Tucker. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) > ಠಠಠಠ ಠಠಠಠಠ_ಠಠಠಠಠಠ_ಠಠಠಠಠಠ_ಠಠಠಠಠಠ_ಠಠಠಠಠಠ_ಠಠಠಠಠಠ_ಠಠಠಠಠಠ_ಠಠಠಠಠಠ_ಠಠಠಠಠಠ_ಠಠಠಠಠಠ_ಠಠಠಠಠಠ_ಠಠಠಠಠಠ_ಠಠಠಠಠಠ_ಠಠಠಠಠಠ_ಠಠಠಠಠಠ_ಠಠಠಠಠಠ_ಠಠಠಠಠಠ_ಠಠಠಠಠಠ_ಠಠಠಠಠಠ_ಠಠಠಠಠಠ_ಠಠಠಠಠಠ_ಠಠಠಠಠಠ_ಠಠಠಠಠಠ_ಠಠಠಠಠಠ_ಠಠಠಠಠಠ_ಠಠಠಠಠಠ_ಠಠಠಠಠಠ_ಠಠಠಠಠಠ_ಠಠಠಠಠಠ_ಠಠಠಠಠಠ_ಠಠಠಠಠಠ_ಠಠಠಠಠಠ_ಠಠಠಠಠಠ_ಠಠಠಠಠಠ_ಠಠಠಠಠಠ_ಠಠಠಠಠಠ_ಠಠಠಠಠಠ_ಠಠಠಠಠಠ_ಠಠಠಠಠಠ_ಠಠಠಠಠಠ_ಠಠಠಠಠಠ_ಠಠಠಠಠಠ_ಠಠಠಠಠಠ_ಠಠಠಠಠ ( ) What, the raping? It's a weird fetish of mine... ................. Yeah, because oil companies need *so much* help with looking bad Picks are reserved for friends and crushes. I was not a popular kid  His ear looks like a blown out butt hole. I've read this before somewhere I denne tråd er bliver kultur nævnt, men ikke IQ This made my hooha shrivel up inside me Stab mag? Not sure if or entirely appropriate. You guys need to stop finding bugs It was. A message was sent not a minute later requesting that I disregard the original message. I've never understood why members of my gender tend to be so creepy  Sಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ What's that pooping back and forth forever? What is that supposed to mean? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) No. Just no. Paladins became hella fast in WoD We would post more but we get buried and/or downvoted. My precious karma Also baking shit pie in the end ┬─┬ノ( ノ) It was a girlfriend a while ago, but this is still relevant. We had been dating for awhile, so we were extremely comfortable around each other. She was obviously a bit too comfortable because she farted on my lap Came expecting spillage into the Lake Travis watershed from construction. Saw construction going all over the area supposedly going into the aquifer despite not being in the recharge zone . ( ) If you know what you're searching for, you'll find it. Thanks to this face , Wikipedia's list of emoticons will always remain a purple link. dogecoin here What's my excuse for breast feeding supplementation? I was dying bitch "I hope it was organic!". How in the serious fuck is that *ANY* of your business. Butt. The. Fuck. Out!!!! *drops mic* Someone says mama and your first thought is boobs? Dude... ** ** wow this game looks like borderlands with ... normal textures ( ) yes, yes it is. Stupid question, but do you really have lockhtml installed? People wanting to be dwarves as a playable race What the fuck man... Platitudinous?!? ....we don't take kindly to you folks 'round here. ノ(ಠ_ಠノ )LOWER YOUR BORTLESノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) The worst is that it will make their dick *way* smaller because it recedes into the layers of fupa. As someone who works in the clothing department of a large store: Wow, those are some awesome priorities on their end Picking up my GZE on Friday hopefully. This thread is relevant to my interests... What kind of a pun train is this?? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Genau, und weil die anderen Frauen vergewaltigen und Kinder töten, machen wir das jetzt auch! Weil die haben angefangen! You would be relevent for the scariest smell there man! I think gifts are allowed, though they're pretty strict with paperwork (you have to have the right papers to win). Every item goes through customs and you have to pick it up personally. They open the box and look at you like this the entire time . ## ### . . . . . . . . . . would you believe me if I said "yes"? I've got no reference point having never been in a sub. That's hard I take it! And both of them do the bare minimum Good to see the vikings got out ahead of this one and reinstated him ..... Well the Vikings were way ahead of this one today.......... 17 black belt tae Kwan do nuns and 17 boxing Satanists...then I'd watch them fight to the death .... Yep... I can just see the face of the person ┬─┬ノ( ノ) At first I thought it was lbs and my face went ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ They're getting a lot of penetration on young Andrew Luck... About that Vel'Koz ADC... Ruin Baylor's Dreams? That doesn't sound like the Texsa I hate. For shame Texsa, for shame. I was really hoping for a video. Travel. In my yacht. With a helipad. Like Dan Bilzerian. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Well duh, they took all the jobs, there's none left for him! I wish the thought of pot roast alone didn't churn my stomach I miss my meat and awesome cooking abilities ;_; ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Because of Big Oil I'm in the 128gb space gray camp. Ordered as soon as the website decided to open for US customers. Delivery date estimate is 10/1-10/6 ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Nothing will. They fucked up big time twice in the last 4 mins and changed the outcome of the game. Maybe we can hang the NFL apology on our win column this year... -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ( ) ( ) ( ) Carrot here, keep getting used as a dildo. Now known as /r/CandidFashionPolice... but, hey, it's ok for me because I'd be in that age group ... ಠ‿ಠ ya you're definitely at the height of your empire... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Any furnace is worth it IMO. Or... That. I think you guys may have *forgot* something that happened on 09-11-2001 /u/PleaseRespectTables ノ( ノ) Check out ipv2s or the siglei 50w, or some of the ipv3 or siglei 100w group buys... You can find them for a little over $100 I think, and I like my ipv2 (wish I had waited for the 2s it was released like 2 weeks after I finally got my ipv2 I'm the mail) That feeling.. I think of this film whenever I see this: ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) all previous posters are gigantic vaginas ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ (yeah, looking at you shitbags). ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Don't forget Scottie "No Tippin'" Pippen ┬─┬ノ( ノ) \*Reads the patch notes\* Nevermind, SE. You can have these back. ( ) It worked for me under beta 5 but stopped after GM... Even between my iPad and iPhone DO wHat I dOoo ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ &lt;ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ&gt; ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) IM DONG,JAMES DONG (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ༽ u ugly as fuk ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง : (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ╭∩╮( ° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ Maybe we can get it in written form and hang it in our win column ┬─┬ノ( ノ) My main spec is bear form... I didn't even knew that... Doh! Sandwiches, I wish that was all. Fried chicken is the lab food of choice here... Haha, Yeah, I don't live in my cars. Not yet anyway... ( ) Unformatted apostrophe in the logo. Pirated music? WTF are you talking about?? My grandmother I don't know, I always want to eat all that awesome food that Dr. Lecter keeps serving. ( to myself.) We have a foam top too, but it appears to not be working again 😭😭😭 I think I just need to move and get some strength back. I tried to be active for as long as possible with daughter, and that ended around 8 months. This one is different because daughter taps me out as she is super active at home, never mind while out Why even order steak?!?!?!? That's a goddamned hockey puck! I bet you the dude ate it with ketchup too. Had I known about this during the summer this would have been purchased Alas im broke as shit now What the Fucking Fuck was this episode. I guess he had a little to much silence of the lambs growing up...this guy is a complete phsyco I like how you blacked out your name but left the "edit" link visible, /u/_Samson. Yes, live life by cheating and ruining a relationship with somebody she's clearly happy with. That's the way to do things! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) How is this even remotely wtf? ( ) TV3 in Ireland just ran an ad-break through You'll Never Walk Alone, then spoke over the rest of it and said it's "almost as good as Celtic Park". I sense sarcasm... Ordered mine at 2:30 AM CDT and I'm not getting mine until October I suddenly can't remember the actual disagreeing lawyer word... I just keep picturing Casey Novak shouting "ERECTION." I went to high school and middle school with Rilynn Rae. We were on the track and field team together at both school. I never really thought of her as a huge slut, but I do remember one time where I was was riding my scooter in a hotel parking lot...I saw her get out of a car with two big Latino fellas. She looked at me with a surprised look, like she didn't want to see anyone she knew. My teenage brain went to the conclusion she was being double-teamed by those guys, but I dismissed it as crap. Nowadays I can ACTUALLY jerk it to her getting double teamed. My child self hates you. When I was a kid we had to wear winter coats under our costumes, so everyone was marshmallows for Halloween- regardless of what costume you had He's going fishing. > ┬─┬ノ( ノ) 20 calories per 3/4 teaspoon. mfw when you show everyone your steam login name 4chan is *everywhere* Who sits like that on a bus...? One sec I'm l33t hax0r it. I already stole Tim cooks information ~aahhhh! ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Very relevant though WARNING: My ADD/ OCD : how can you play ball in interview clothes? I actually went to the homecoming dance with a young lady before she entered the entertainment industry (Raven Bay). Unfortunately after the dance nothing happened, this is because I was too stupid to take a hint . Do I think about how it would have been....no, the alcohol helps with that. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That's like asking if it's possible for someone to post without someone posting ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well that was a bit of a scary header by Wenger. I didnt know what to expect. ( ) Me?!? Oh no. I swear I'm full shitlord! lol I hope you're referring to the jerk arguing with me for disliking this tub of lards 'progress' pictures. I can't believe they thought I was stupid enough to link my fb profile! my little pony nsfw ( ) Since you can write this comment and the emails in perfectly legible modern English, you're being kind of a dick to OP No, really, it makes people look like they never graduated high school he thinks I'll go crazy for their size or whatever. ¡ɥɥɥɥɐɐ~ ( ノ) ( ) We can take em. Right? WUT I can't be the only one who picked up on what was going on in this scene the first time through. ...when I was 12.   ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ)   ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) *what are the fuzzy things* final note: if you have a hotmail.com or live.com email address, ~~check your spam filters and stuff.~~ get off the internet. ( ) You don't even have flair, you're not contributing ಠ_ಠ Please explain the ending then... Could this be a possible hint of a "Best name" contest sometime in the future? This is creepy. Also works for the pitching tonight ^^or ^^a ^^garage ^^band ^^name I am not sure if I want any context on this. Swiggity swooty. Elreon is coming for that booty and no lube because it is impure Who said anything about girls? Holy crap. 435 is about what I spend on car insurance every month in Toronto ಠಠ ಠಠ (☞ )☞ Saale namak haraam hai sab! You got it backwards If you come into guys apartment, don't touch a guys stuffed bear. And defiantly don't make fun of it. We all know what needs to be done... You give him his space and his dignity. That's part of life. Whose teeth exactly? Several million? Such beautiful colors, oh wait... Poop¿ You da real MVP. ☜( ☜) This thread is 5 months old. at first I was like I've been having issues with being pregnant with #2. I can't cook because the smells suck , but I can clean, thankfully, but my energy has been low with the hormones and caring for an active toddler. Your husband needs to back the fuck up and help or shut it! We can only do so much, and it's not out of goddamn laziness If you've plainly told him you're struggling, and he's still being a prick with his expectations, a third party might be needed to convey that you're growing something that sucks you dry in a daily basis :/ Eyes Wide Shut Yeah, John Myung totally has no idea how to play bass and certainly doesn't make use of the extended range. It would be better if the last picture was a gif. My challenges of negative mental chatter spans from a child hood of putdowns. My parents had the expectations of me being like my bro (very smart, always on the honour roll, etc), and it still mentally tears me apart. I couldn't read properly until grade 10 (my dad still doesn't fucking believe me ) , and they knew this because I was always in special fucking classes. My bro always called me fat (I was never overweight until I got sick as an adult) and made fun of my short comings in school, as did my father. It'll just take time, and it also takes me remembering to never, ever put that kind of shit in my childrens' heads. They aren't useless but they do have to work hard for what they want in life, and sometimes you just won't get what you want. Disappointment is a part of life, but being told you're not good enough for dick all just doesn't fly with me He has eyes goddamnit! ....if you pay extra.... and no I'm not kidding .... I just HAD TO get a full modular 80+ gold psu, so I'm using a $10 mouse This sounds like my SIL. Gave me a lot of grief in the 10 years I've been with my husband (while dating and married). Karma hasn't been nice to her in the last 2+ years but neither have her decision making abilities So I guess those two things walk hand-and-hand? So many people calling it tacky and cheesy, when there was overwhelming support for Red Velvet's Happiness. I'm in the UK and it works here, although it just makes me bitter that my girlfriend gets lots more surveys than me though Yeah tell that to them. That's not the only thing that sucks here, the weight room is literally a 40x40 sq ft room with almost no room to maneuver. But they are expanding the rec center...adding a giant hot tub and rollar rink . How long was this period? I don't like how I feel like I'm being deceived twice by this plant. Try being a Vikings fan . Wow! These cunts use *anything* as an excuse for being obese. I also went through that and you don't see me waddling around. I'm uploading all of my Photos and Videos to the cloud (OneDrive / Dropbox, etc) so that I get the required 5.8 GB for the update Yup, that was an awesome bit he did about the selfies. Especially when there was a picture of a tortoise and the newscaster said "lol he's taking a selfie." *Double tap X to detonate.* You get pussy vids from your mom? ( ) after reading the boy scout troop comment, then reading yours, I'm a bit concerned... We saw the Bing car in Greece, backing up the 390 on-ramp back onto Lexington "Tor prevents people from learning **your location** or browsing habits..." Agreed. One time in a packed car (so with no means of escape from the conversation) a friend decided to regale us all with the information that she preferred anal and found it "more satisfying"- there never was such a concentration of faces ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That includes many 3rd party "antivirus" software as some of them alter key OS files (without telling you) thus opening backdoors to compromise that are even less well-defended than the OS itself. As terrible as Windows may be considered from a security standpoint, Microsoft is head and shoulders above most other software developers in providing (or even considering) secure code. [I'm looking directly at you, Adobe, Oracle and Symantec. ] AutoModerator got gilded? ლ( ლ) Just think we may know for sure in like six hours. I start shaking and crying and it makes me even that much madder because it makes me feel like the stereotypical girlie girl. All the better to have gotten out Wow! OP probably wanted to be the first to post the story on reddit. Reaaaaaally? Since it's a subreddit for all things games and game related? PieceOfNewYork xvideos.com *just* But did you really or are you lying Are the horse's hooves broken? I'll be in the bunk...? "...popular *dying* spot." Tea makes my stomach go in my throat. Iced tea was working for a while and stopped This baby is making it hard all around, lol! **HACKER!!** ...sale? ( ) Meanwhile I've got +297 Bikinitrons on my list already This dog's reaction to the screenless screen door is almost pavlovian... Ahhh going for that NBA money I see. Just Kidding ( )–Ψ let's fucking get 'em. Salmond Sturgeon sextape Warframe. A space ninja is after me ಠ_ರೃ ---> ಠ_ಠ THAT WOULD HELP INDEED! Incest or beastiality. ......ಥ_ಥ I dunno, p. fucking stupid just doesn't have the same ring to it Gonna be honest here. I shower before bed and toss my hair up. It's generally nice and curly by the morning, so I can quickly style it. However, if my husband isn't home to help me in the morning with daughter, I generally don't go out, *especially* in the early morning Well then... Now I'm just disappointed. And this is why I won't have a house with less than 3 toilets Even renting, my min requirement was 2. We got lucky: ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) This place is great. Only downside is the random jerks that come up and go sit in the cave. Had that happened twice to us tonight. Can't understand the mindset of people doing that. Why didn't you go to more games? If it is absolute shit service its all about the one cent tip. Makes those assholes furious ლ( ლ) ...Seriously? Where the fuck is the video OP I imagine that would be ok. Go into a store and get that shit quoted! Because you're racist. am asian What if he's right below me? This is my hype face: Now you need the cocaine nose paint job. I think it's the very last option Eww, pulled pork donuts? ( ) I have a new fear now. Black Bullet intro. Just something about it... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) "I rap better than Notorious B.I.G" ┬─┬ノ( ノ) No, no he didn't... Yea when I read that I was like u serious right now? Something something baking cakes, something something icing on the couch That's what the is for Finally? It just came out. It's almost like YouTube compresses the audio. He took...it.... out. That's a skit comedy show. The example you gave was someone anonymously trolling on the internet by pretending to be a KKK member. Do you really not understand the difference? The fact that they say "a new update at 6" and not released at 6 is very troubling for me This I am aware of. My Rheumatologist was stumped about why my levels were always so low (enough to cause nerve damage low ), even with high dose supplementation. Before he closed his practice in my city, we found I had C. Difficile. We think there's a HUGE possibility I was harbouring it for 6 years because as soon as it was treated (holy balls that was hard!), my body started feeling better. Pain started disappearing and I got pregnant which wasn't happening prior. ** ** I do actually have a full time job ┬─┬ノ( ノ) #### Now that I read that reply again, it sounds like Chi is trying to get his butthole wet You probably have, but have you told him this?? That's really disrespectful that you are expected to work two jobs, work late, be the parent, and the housekeeper without help I have to admit, my husband has had to pick up my slack as a SAHM as I am pregnant and miserable, but we are a team, we do things as a team. I feel guilty, but he assures me there is nothing to feel guilt about. He is currently working 12 hour shifts and gets up early or gets home early (depends if day or night shift) Well that didn't take long. It's been a huge healthcare habit to try and break, since ladies traditionally would be told it's time for a c-section to make it more convenient for the physician. When I was 16 I worked at Safeway with some friends. If you've ever been to Safeway on a Sunday night before closing there is little to know people in the store(3 or 4). A friend and I had nothing to do so we took cardboard, a ladder, a metal ring and some plastic wrap and made a makeshift basketball hoop for the back room, it was perfect. A few day later I was called in to work to meet with my boss. I was fired for I'll use of time. I somehow first read that as Osama To protect their faces from incoming bullet fire? They did introduce the "Nutrition/My Plate" in 2011 and it was such an improvement and had no influence from the food industries Do you know how many times this is asked Ok so what gallery did i miss ? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I feel like I should mention this, 930 is already out while the 830 is pretty much MIA till like October or something. They've failed to mention a date when it will be available (for whatever reason) 600? I just opened my box from them. I got none as well I think posts like these should have a trigger warning Who gives a shit, dude is a recruiter. He doesn't know shit and doesn't make policy. Ranting to him doesn't do anything for anyone. As a former murse i saw a lot of stuff, but that beats it by a good margin ლ( ლ) "Sorry I thought you were a women" Damn straight!! I just wish my pregnancy with spawn 2 would ease up already I love cooking, I love meat, I miss both. Que instant nausea to the thought of either :( > more convenient for the physician. On the next episode of myth busters... Says Mr Face Rape. Hahahaa... Backdoor First reaction was also . I don't think there is a way around that function other than if you were to reprogram it. Also, if you were to lock up the rear, you're more than likely going to cause some differential issues even if the X-Drive disperses the power to the front. Bought upvotes Bone marrow AND blood sausage! (plus everything else holy damn) .... God I'm hungry now. Why hasn't this kind of breakfast caught on more in America?! > You feel that way about babies. what a pleb ノ( ノ) Sounds like a perfect place for Russians to vacation... There is also a town I'm from here in America that has a large Russian speaking population. It could turn into a Russian resort town. (╯ ）╯ Oh, nice timing to introduce Infernal Pit changes right after introduction of Epic/Heroic days Heh girlfriend...I don't have one of those. You monster... Read the stickied post for god's sake That escalated quickly Wait... what? ... are you the same person You need 10 blue fusion riffles to dismantle? Fucking Canadians with their delicious maple syrup and entertaining hockey games! this is so encouraging. i asked around my friends with toddlers and they were STILL having issues sleeping .... wth? We didn't do anything special. We had to let her cry because if we inched even a millimetre away from what *she* was comfortable with (next to the crib), meltdown city. So there would never be progress. Did that for about a week, said fuck it, closed the door, closed our bedroom door, put on my fan to drown her out, but put monitor on (at the silent level but could see the lights blinking), and slept This was at 12 months, and we would still rock her to sleep. She would wake sometimes, but we wouldn't go into her room. Thanks for the flair. I couldn't figure it out since I started using Alien Blue for Reddit. There was an option to show author flair that was turned off by default. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I took a risk and accepted a package by my USPS dude last week while in my towel. I apologized profusely and he sort of cracked the door open and threw the package into my hallway and ran away. The next time I saw him I was clothed and I said, "Don't worry, no towel today." He snapped his fingers and said, "Too bad!" I am still unclear about the whole situation. ( ) ... My daughter has the attention span of a cricket, and watches commercials over real shows They are us. Or we are they. I don't understand what it is with people trying to invite outside of what the two people say are acceptable invitees. For our wedding, we couldn't afford more than 19 for the "reception" at a local Japanese restaurant. My younger SIL wanted her b/f there. NOPE! MIL wanted her mom there but there were a ton of logistical issues, including that we would have to invite two more unwanted guests who were his aunt (GILs caregiver) and his uncle. My husband had to tell his mom no and stand up for us and our wallets. The worst part was no one offered to pay more for the "reception" to cover the extra guests they wanted there ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ My suspicion is palpable ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ And she is pregnant again!!! Damn 6 iPhones for all the WalMart's in the US. Pic or you don't have it Pics pls op U wot m8 ( ) Florida @ Alabama Ist edition? Oh my god. Why did I watch that? Yeah oh my. Hopefully this will go down in reddit history like Wednesday the cat or Colby the dog or the cumbox or the jolly rancher story. waat? 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Classy. disapproval cat Not for me says the guy I have tagged as "Fister Roboto" Not sure if trolling... What ᕕ( )ᕗ ლ( )ლ Was that just... something she wanted to do, and the alcohol gave her courage, or...? I sea what you did there It was a needed TD too. That was a tough defense Dalton faced that day. Whatever became of that Def Coord? DC for the Titans you say? We play this Sunday you say??? Y U NO GO ON TS ANYMORE ! ლ( ლ) Ya cuz I bury my treasure in your mom's booty And if you just spend money in FRONT of the person whom you own money to, that's just unacceptable. What's concerning is how I found it. The drug was recommend in /r/Nootropics for motivation I have you tagged as HITLER You mean how did I dispose of the body This is a stupid news Oh yeah, titans *totally* don't have to be up close I smell napalm. Does anybody else smell napalm? I love the smell of napalm in the morning. soo... a second japanese champion? time for another champion that is shit at low elo and op in high elo! (im looking at you Yasuo ) Good call. Unless "Ice Pack" is code for something, then "jquery/1.3.0/jquery.min.js" I laughed way too hard at that. I saw a "Windows 9 Leaked Unboxing!!" really? Next thing you know there'll be down retarded shit like " All New Apple! Granny Smith 2.5 38G LTE Unboxing! 1337!!11!1". So stupid... The thing is, buying 50 sheet masks sounds like a pretty realistic thing to do! I swear, this sub enables my addiction And they still park on their front lawns ┬─┬ノ( ノ) The date at the end is in the American format. Uuuhm, why do you want to know? Where is balance patch? (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) fellow owner of bad smelling feet.. don't judge who told you!? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ლ( )ლ ( ) Europe is not the world this is not the international games. Looks good, just like every other crisp ever made ever... I'd rather have russians in my games than in my country Delaware and Maryland aren't a part of New England Obligatory Riki Whenever I play brood ( I usually random her since she's not a fun hero to pick ), I find myself playing against a LC, earthshaker, kotl, storm, bh lineup >You bring dishonor to your famiry... I got a Phoenix from my ticket. I have a snake phobia, the first radio tower mission in Far Cry 3 almost gave me a heart attack. Nobody told me there would be snakes Please don't hit the sweep That last face... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Death or exile? My wallet says bad mother fucker on it but I didn't know bedazzled font was an option... The nausea is already is gone (Diclectin yay), but I hate food :/ Not helping. Also have no energy and an energetic toddler FML, lol! *** *** Uuuuuuuuuutica ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You sir, just waisted 12 seconds of my life. Thanks. (ಠ_ಠ) (ಠ_ಠ) ( ) (ಠ_ಠ)┬─┬ノ( ノ) (ಠ_ಠ) (ಠ_ಠ) ( ) Are you implying that gay porn is bad? yeah, there are some *really* cute girls on the team, but i was still like " " when it happened but...same K rate...ლ( ლ) ლ( ლ) Guys I sat through watching the Dodgers whoop up on the Cubs earlier today, I turned on the Detroit/KC game in hopes that it would make me feel better but this isn't helping at all I just checked it again on my phone *and now I can't get it to work!*. ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ The casual transphobia in this... I'm sorry, it sucks. It takes three clicks to do what I use to do with one. And compacting all my comments is annoying. I might have to switch now, because this has lost everything that was intuitive. It feels like you have changed some things for the sake of changing them. Upload a video then. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Have the leather iPhone 6 case love it and phone is protected... Same one I got for the 5s... Great case dropped numerous times no issues trade in iPhone 5s was immaculate You remember in Pokemon when you get to Bill's house? And he's working on a teleportation machine and he got turned into a pokemon and you had to unsplice him? Sniper Wolf. Quiet. DD. That wasn't fun at all Yeah the dude that ripped the dick bones out of racoons and made em into key chains by hand really got 'em good.. ಠ_ಠ We don't support piracy here. They will MAYBE add a chocobo, if they have time? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ) wenger_wrinkly_cock Unbelievable body If judges can't change guidelines, why not call a spade a spade: mandates? Why on earth would you do this Why on earth would you do a social experiment and make me feel like a monkey ah yes, the video that was published on August 29th "near San Francisco, CA, United States" Happily forgot about that... until now. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Oh sweet, my landlord accepts these. They weren't doing surgery Is this a screenshot of a picture of a screenshot? what the *f$$$* did I just watch Lol this actually spoiled the second goal for me, thats how fucking fasts your posts are How did you manage that ? I wouldn't Is that what 144 Hz looks like..? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ლ( ლ) Posting this: Good play call Iowa Meat spinning... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Now I'm sick. I nearly dropped the anime because of that little runt And his balls would explode like a granede It's a good thing heat doesn't rise ... *4th grade* Yeah, like Propellerheads, The Vines, Gorillaz, Bob Dylan, Feist, Cake, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, and The Beatles. Such terrible, terrible bands if you need it for some medical reason, I'm not going to complain, but otherwise I'm probably going to look at you like ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Fc'd rog-unlimitation with terrible acc for 202pp, played again yesterday and got 201pp All my functions will have emojis as names now. But whist if SO dont want you to clean that hole for a rim?! The appropriate face is ☜( ☜) [X] Are you suggesting Scott Morrison is charismatic? I....hmph.... ** ** Do srsly think she's still alive? While it indeed would be nice seeing Slane getting fucked in the ass by the princess, I would feel kinda trolled by her super powers sorry,english is not my native language,it's broken But people seem to like what they do The Forest - Deman 2014 I thought you were going to the Super bowl. I am sad to see your start. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I think you were aiming for That's the Ontario police departments number ..... Gnar is perfectly fine after Trinity Force and Bork Now, kiss. No Nice, getting my 6+ 128GB on Minday too , can't wait. Caught this in the theater. Made a face. I liked the transformers movies, particularly the first and third, I own them all on Blu-Ray, but this pile of shit was where I drew the line. They're not even trying anymore. Extras in scenes. Dialog that makes absolutely no sense. The acting was laughable, and not in a good way. Some of the shit Optimus Prime says sounds borderline demented. All those half-assed transformium effects were just put in because it's cheaper to animate than the previous effects, and was that one dude wearing lipstick the whole time? They even fucked up the goddamn dinobots, the main thing that drew fans to the theater were those dinobot scenes, and they completely shat all over them. The franchise has become a product like any other, first they make something of decent quality to develop a consumer base, then they start fine tuning, cutting corners and creativity to see just how little effort they can put into it without losing that consumer base. /rant Public I wish it was just the drivers here that were that dumb, but no, it's the city planners. A Lot of the roundabouts here actually have stop signs at each entrance. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ We're watching you, Cashner. ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ( ) How about you just turn on your indicator then move over and let them pass? Ok... Now I have to play the game! GIMMIE DEM VOIDFANG VESTMENTS ლ( ლ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Yes you can ( ) I decoded roughly 15 legendary engrams today and got exactly zero legendary or exotic items What's wrong with that dude Snitches get stitches. I can't seem to get it to work ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Eh.. I don't use him for every fight but I can see where he would be useful in most. A lot of the pet tamer dailies I use him for, but some... Nah, but I also get bored using him a bunch especially if his RNG goes: miss, miss, miss, dodge. And I'm just like fucking stop it. So I switch it up a lot just to entertain myself. But I'll definitely agree with you, he's a damn fine pet. Yeah I got it a week ago. Odd it happened to you as well We think a like. Except I was sending emails to my mom telling her to buy me food. What's with the deleted replies? The self-importance of this woman is astounding... But I guess I shouldn't be surprised by the air of entitlement surrounding a woman that's named her kids Pogue and Saphira. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Are these last 5-6 comments satire? They actually *like* it ┬─┬ノ( ノ) It is what he said. Don't let anyone tell you differently. ( ) At first, by "her," I thought you meant the toddler Update: Lige ansøgt til 142 helt nye lejligheder der kommer til december. Da jeg søgte var jeg nr 15. Nu jeg nr 32 I hope I get some kind of urge to do more outside of the house even, but my energy and brain are not helping matters Same thing on iPad, with the Twitter sharing option. Omg Lampard Oh gawds...I think I really like this subreddit I love this case as well. Except for the damn mute switch. Pain in the ass to get at it > Done the raid a lot. All I get is ascendant energy. Fuck that noise I need shards. Like 36 of them. **[ INTENSIFIES]** I decoded roughly 15 legendary engrams yesterday and got exactly no legendary or exotic items Nope still stuck in Shanghai NO ONE DO IT He's right Good catch. They're dead though. It's Urobuchi we're talking about So, you are saying that you think the Going Pro stream are too professional? Maybe the defense should stop holding the. No advice but here's a hug ((HUGS!!!)). I have days like this even *without* my ILs or parents, and it's made worst by my hormotions and a DD hitting her terrible twos way early It's like she could smell I'm pregnant and went head first into this developmental leap :/ lol!! That's enough internet for today tough crowd. Put Flynn in; he will win it in the 4th Live in Seattle, employer is in San Diego. Can confirm root for Chargers when they aren't playing Seattle. Time to invest in a tennis racket. You haven't changed one bit! ༼ ༽ not sure if o.O or is more appropriate here... At first I thought you said ISIS Either he contradicted himself through the implication or he was being redundant. Therefore, . ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) No # ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ITT: ITT: ┬─┬ノ( ノ) A morbidly fat Russian girl screaming she wanted me to fuck her. In Russian. I don't speak Russian. (☞ )☞ That's the thing with 240's, they always come with 'quirks'. As much as people love to bitch about other peoples style ( I'm guilty of it at times also ) that's the best part about the 240 community! It would be boring seeing the same type of 240 everywhere. But don't ever fuck with a virgin chassis you leave that shit alone to rot in your garage or some shit, Real world issues, I kid you not. Pls fix! Wow. Just wow. I have no words. (✿ ) He just leaves the cap to the small one on the ground... Please OP? ITT: Vagina funnel? Who are these guys WiFi isn't Internet And I can't even draw a nose on a damn smiley face right. Yup, I suck. With a username like that your masculinity is scary > How to fold a shirt in 2 seconds...... 135 second video In alien blue, hit the tab at the top and swipe right. The face is right there. > All I can imagine is getting a lip caught in that. ITT: People saying "ITT: " No! Holy fuck it's beautiful, just like you! So hot... I hate it that some people have the mentality of thinking when a pro team doesn't win a match that you think they should win, they're automatically throwing. Like wtf What even is this fucking game right now? That's enough internet for today ( ) Buys carbon rims. Has risers and what it looks like a no name generic brake and pads. I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going If you had the funds and means to do it, go for it! Just be prepared for the unknown horrors that lay behind the layers of paint, tile, and drywall. Houses built in the mid 60's and onward have some either very good or very crappy construction. And if you can get even a mid-priced window to replace it, please do. You'll be very happy. Wintertime those aluminum window frames froze solid that if there's a bit of vapor or humidity it'd form icicles around and then melt at the worst times. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Dude, are you trying to shut down journalism or something? ITT: Goddamnit... People say I only smile with my mouth and not my eyes. I hope I don't look like a creeper Too bad down doesn't touch the Extra which is where Qliphorts end up 99% of the time. Last time I watched a 10ish AM game in Canada was away at Montreal in 2012. We don't talk about that. > ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) From the picture I'm going to assume that one guy showed up and thousands of police just patiently waited until the cameras were off so they could make him disappear... But then how would he roll his dice!? Lococycle. Because scary. > I learned this the hard way. What? Daniel Ingram as VALVe's administrator? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I don't see "Adulate Steven" in there. ( ) Your user name -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Why weren't you wearing a cup? ┬─┬⌒( )ヘ┬─┬ -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ( ) What...the...fuck. Step away from the internet. I do this you are the weird one! /╲/\╭(ಠ ಠ)╮/\╱\ > Obligatory Guilty Crown **Romani ite domum** ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ... That really is freaky. i am also an atheist and feel oppressed by the nazi moderinos viva la revaloucion Not your personal advertising forum. a consideration of the present that isn't informed by the past??? I'm sure TD will love sposoring the team playing at BMO field I'd slit his throat and claim his wife. not sure if or ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Play music when they try to sleep This is a completely different sitcom. We have a guy who's biking around the neighborhood on his big tricycle - day and night. He has a teddy bear sitting strapped into the basket in front of the handlebars and whenever he's passing anyone, he makes the teddy bear wave its paw... Yup ** ** she can when she wants to be That's great advise. Thank you. ( ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Yes... Jamming a blade like that into a plank of wood. Always a good idea. I'm sure whatever store in the dirt mall this was purchased from only carries the highest quality of Japanese steel. Oh... And barefoot... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一 ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Photobucket? Really?! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ლ) I am not most people then. I don't know really for me the ending did what any ending(by Urobuchi ) is supposed to do. My opinion on Slaine does not change, he's still my favorite char :3 ┬─┬ノ( ノ) How do you strafe in a car? you took a camera into closed area.... "Sniped" by a jet... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) > Well to be honest, there's no need for all these FPS's that we have, they've already got CoD and it's all they need. 1 FPS is more than enough Finish the series! One of my favorite series of all time! Not worth much for literature but fantastic fantasy reading!!! Potential justification for future domestic surveillance and further degradation of our rights.... Same here. I just googled it to remind myself who won the past years and when I got to the bottom it said Donny. ~~Dat formatting ~~ ... and not in the rear Wiki* The product that was to become Marmite was invented in the late 19th century when German scientist Justus von Liebig discovered that brewer's yeast could be concentrated, bottled and eaten... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) If you.. umm.. swing that way What... *the fuck.* "If I give you referrals do I still have to pay?" I lost a gold Ti Stalker once... Where did you get that one? I was 22 or 23 when I got mine out I had shitty immunity too, but the chronic strep throat and tonsil stones didn't start until I started working in the health field. The kicker? Some tonsil tissue was missed and I have a new pair. Guess what? Zero issues now, lol!! 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And OP used the top comment for the title. ಠ_ಠ what the hell man, what the hell Bro. (☞ )☞ You also called it a "throw ball"... Have you ever been looking through reddit while not paying attention and misread so bad you just had to see what it was ? I have. I thought I clicked on "looking for poo nugget" Hope you find your nagant Amen. I second the # You're towel.... *le* terally... See this face: (☞ )☞ Aunty : *shee shee* Unrefined fat and some entrails Pigeons don't hoot necrophilia ? Should reassign his name to Officer Buzzkill, amirite??? It wasn't the black guy Sooooo.... No pants? I was linked to this reddit submission from a jalopnik (gawker) post I saw on facebook. That's not what your roommate said.. That's not how I feel during a race. The idiots car just start moving from a red light yet he will send me spinning while he barely moves. Or Beats by Tim I think we should devote more tax dollars into developing and maintaining areas atch and council reside in 365 days a.... wait, doesnt't that already happen? You're suspicious. What's your end game with the flattery? ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ You guys have *way* too much time on your hands. I just hope no one tries to disarm it.. The size... or the height? ** ** No NSFW allowed; Bad! No NSFW allowed; Bad! That's racist Dude, spoiler alert! alley oops ƪ( )ʃ I didn't have issues during my daughter's birth (it was long but I didn't feel anything), but being pregnant with her was not fun, and I almost died postpartum (congestive heart failure from fluid overload ). I am currently 20 weeks pregnant with #2 and am miserable :/ My daughter is a ball of energy and *can be* independent, but at home, she "chooses" not to be and whines way to much for me when she's just fine Then there's the no energy and hating food thing, even on meds. I'm also always moody and angry, and I hate myself for it, even though you know, hormones? So I have this and PP apprehension happening. Not. Fun. Nice! Perfect timing. I bet the pilot fighting him was like ┬──┬ ノ( ノ) Well, fuck me for being born in 1976! ## ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Snoo (Reddit's mascot), bacon (Reddit's favorite food), inbox logo, and (an emoticon for healthy skepticism). The supporters are narwhals, the unicorns of the sea, and the motto is surrounded by an upvote and a downvote. My daughter's second birthday is less than a month off my due date for #2, and I am sad because I know I won't be doing anything. If someone else wants to throw the party for her/us, I would be a billion times grateful because I don't want people in my house at that time. I also may not want to travel too far either, and everyone we know are well over an hour away Am I being selfish for both wanting and not wanting a party for her? Nope, but I am being realistic. ^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ Ah yes, I forgot about the awkward attempts to just absorb the tears but instead get the tissue stuck to my eyeball. ...I suck at this. "Ursala" Didn't notice that. Now I'm not sure how to feel. dogs face The way you phrased that, I read it as "Throw in some combo of veggies, meat, rice or pasta, sauce and a baby.." I see you take pride in being evil and selfish good for you. Now if you excuse me, I have more important matters to attend. Or you could do no such thing. 1) Stand there confused,maintaining this face--> Ask politely **WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE AND WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!** Then i would figure a way out to get him home,cuz he is a part of this community,but considering that he only wears a thong,simply knock him out and call the police. ( ) Pumkin? you...you sold...pearl jam tickets? ┬─┬ ノ( ノ) Aww glad she got an acceptable replacement-friend. Sorry about the cramping and bleeding, I'm right there with you WTF . Also I feel that your father was right. I *HATE* double standards like that when it comes to finances!!! Nope, nope, nope! I felt so friggin' *guilty* when hubs would let me do acrylic manicures (bi-weekly) so I could attempt to break my nail-biting habit, and yet he would ask me about something, and I would have to look over our budget (FYI, I'm our accountant). In a relationship, a financial one at that, compromise is needed, but it is *not* a compromise when the other party is hiding spent money that shouldn't have been spent in the first place. And having debts owed to by friends? Sorry to say, don't expect to see that money anytime soon or ever again if hubs is paying for their goddamn drinks too I wanted to believe that for Jimmy Darmody and look what became of him ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) When I take the time out to do something for someone for free and they criticize it. Example: I sew, I'm by no means great at it, but I think I'm above the level I should be at. A friend asked me to sew him something, I told him that I hadn't made something like that before and it wouldn't come out the best. He said that's fine and went and got all the materials I told him to. Spent about 10hrs on the project for him to say, with all seriousness, "oh, wow, I should have just asked someone who was good at this." it was free ass hole... and I gave you fair warning. That part sounds infuriating ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Shake weight.. -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) But you're like the best person in America My first romantic relationship Ahh, but he also didn't punctuate the abbreviation for significant figures! The exclamation point isn't as egregious because it's written in the same way it would be spoken. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Is there a full moon or something, or is it just the first day of fall making everything go "off" ? I honestly don't get it. OMG, my hair would be gone Stop spying on me I don't know what happened past episode 17 because of the CONSTANT TEARS OF MANLINESS ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Did you know there's a button on Alien Blue? Because I just remembered and had to push it a lot when I was replying to your comment. Just felt really important for some reason. yeah I tried to play god of war ascension a month or so ago and I had to sit there and let it download over 3 gigs worth of patches before I could turn off the PS3 and go to bed because it was too late to play at that point **┬─┬ノ( ノ)** that link is staying blue I leave no clue It sharted.... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Ugh, evidence of Twilight fans in the mid-2000's there... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That's a very specific fact you know there. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ***┬─┬ノ( ノ)*** ***( )*** .... ..... I'm ing so hard right now. Only 20 weeks (#2), and I can't shake the anger and impatience. With my daughter, it was gone a lot earlier than this, other than the normal rage that came with idiot ex-roommates/friends, as well as family He's taken ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Lots below, never thought I'd say I'm glad I. With Rogers ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ok TIL in science class plants have sex together I literally blew him to pieces once in the last fight with him. He was a bloody pile of body parts. Still appeared in the next cut scene as a whole body, *still alive* Mine does the same thing if you look at him too intensely Or you know.... Communication The street track here in my hometown of Toronto, Canada has a street track, the Honda Indy Toronto. And the red/white Rumble Strips are permanent on the road. Can't help myself but speed every time I drive through there Did you seriously just compare the secret service to the praetorian guard? dude I didn't know about his speech problem. Feel like a dick now Fucking amateur. I use chopsticks. (☞ﾟヮﾟ)-( ) My complaints about it went away long ago and I didn't give a fuck literally everything I tried didn't work at all [sees username] Oh, yeah? I'll downvote *you* on sight. She was a typical republican > ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) We have. The managers said that they're glad we told them and to call the police if the problem persists. We already tried contacting the police, and they were no help. Mostly because when the cops show up, to answer the door, the guys have to leave the rooftop, which was the whole point ┌( )┘ Hey, to each his own. People use dry cleaners even though it's cheaper to wash and iron shirts themselves because they value the convenience. They take cabs when they could walk or take the bus because it saves time. Our service is the same--we take care of the prep work for you, and I understand that some people may value that and others may not. There is nothing secretive about what we do, especially since we share our recipes for free for anyone who registers for a free account. Not sure why you think people who are busy and value convenience should be "smarter than this" ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Alienware I've always hated my masculine face, lol. We should trade. ^^^ Who said that? Unless it's Silver Age Wonder Woman. ┻━┻ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┻━┻ ಠ_ಠಠ_XD ಠ_ಠ :DDDD ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ XDDD LOL!!! LELELELLEEL ಠ_ಠVಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ XXDDDDD WORKS FOR YOU!! XDDಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Dat shit is cheeky That's because big, floppy titties are *weapons*, and violence is perfectly OK here in 'MURICA Yes, don't tell anyone you are going to the reserves. Nobody! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) This is awesome! We want to get some more sippy cups with straws for her, but she doesn't understand that it's not like her Tommy Tippy, and gets frustrated until someone holds it upright for her Maybe I should just give her a cup while sitting, clink, and see what happens ;) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Where's the Blacksmith in new londo? I've never seen it. Is it past those long arm ghosts that go around your blocking? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Well the real world is mostly shit This isn't the manga for you. Everyone likes him because he doesn't change. You just have strange taste. ah, so you're a new series fan ( ). Until they make bots to report bots to make labor. 5 months pregnant here too mama ;) I feel your pain My TV is always on, but ask me if my daughter gives a shit unless commercials come on or something with *some* singing. Yaaaa...I watch a lot of what I want over what she wants. Makes pregnant life awesome...-er...lol! Nihat hocam yapmaz öyle şey No thanks... ***┬─┬ノ( ノ)*** I honestly never wiped while sitting, always stand up too. Actually I never even thought about this until now. Yeah, I am located in the US... I suppose that might have something to do with it TIL there are bots in HS. Doesn't surprise me, but I figured the sentry system that WoW ran to prevent botting (we see how well that worked out ) would have been used on HS as well. Clinton the smoked but didn't inhaler. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ That wifi adapter plugged into the front of the computer That makes me went teo ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ &lt;ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ&gt; ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) IM DONG,JAMES DONG (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ༽ u ugly as fuk ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง : (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ╭∩╮( ° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ... I'm so ready for this. ^My ^wallet ^isn't ^ I enjoyed this. Man... I hate that. There are a ton of spots near me where I have to cross a 2-way street where cross traffic doesn't stop. A car in one lane will stop to let the lil' bike cross and then get twitchy when I remain waiting on traffic in the opposing lane. Doesn't anorexia have the highest death rate of any mental illness? **Yay. Whee. Such attention.** The other day I got an exotic helm for warlock, skull of dire ahamkara, from a legendary engram. I play hunter ////\ಠಠ ಠಠ/\\\\\\\ Haha "gay" is a funny word . What is this, junior high? Someone believes in wearing their heart on their sleeve.... ** ** I followed her lead when she decided to cut her second nap out. She didn't even extend the one nap she does take. She's not cranky (now!!), but is a ball of energy It made it hard, but we made it through in one piece, and you will too ;) So this was a bit opposite for me, I was trying to introduce my boyfriend at the time into MMOs, he was a Starcraft player so was familiar with the franchise. Anyways, turned out to be a horrible idea because he got insanely jealous when anyone would /flirt or just communicate with me in general. Then it turned into him not only never wanting to play again, but ensuring that I never played again. Im not sure who wants life to be harder than it already is Stop giving valve wrong ideas right before halloween... I see New Zealand was forgotten from existence again. Two pills a day to be inserted where?!? Little ? Oh dear.. And see I think all the babying that goes on, they get accustomed to that! My bf shouldn't even set an alarm because he just hits snooze until daddy calls... And then has the nerve to sit there and talk in bed while I'm still trying to sleep... ┬──┬ ノ( ノ) Going through a tunnel doesn't matter if they know your IP already. This article gets linked every time someone gets ddos'd. Who uses donuts as a birthday cake anyway Me too my friend... Oh, you moved the cursor to another cell? Let me save that for you... 0/27 on Lmeta... I'm about to feed her to I&I for the plusses I got a purple from a blue. Wasn't for my class. This guy mid flight wants to open the door while masturbating.... Insane case of erotic asphyxiation? Wut What on the this good, green Earth is this assault upon my eyes?!? They could tell you were drinking a beer from the road/sidewalk? I'm jealous of their eyesight ....nnnooottt.... Lol! Got a subwoofer handy ?? Not. Cool. I think I saw her human doppelgänger on chatroulette Because I can read the words on my phones screen when I first wake up... Prime31? The guys who made a plugin for in-apps purchase? We bought it for iOS and at some point for Android, only to discover they were implemented differently and we had to add a bunch of "#if/#elif" and made classes that take from both. After that, we discovered you made a third plugin that included both in a unified implementation. ლ( ლ) (ლ )ლ (ﾉಠ_ಠ)ﾉ pls doc, the must be something we can do (ﾉ )ﾉ Mom's meatballs I've heard they don't have the invades At first I was like Another factor, is that when you use an alternative solution and it goes down at midnight then guess who is getting the phone call . ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ROFL Holy shit on a cracker I'm out of breathe just reading this :/ WAHAHAHAHAHAH... wait that's my school's team as soon as i have some spare resources... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) An entirely internal email server could have or a multi-gigabyte .gif as the email name. You can do whatever you want on your internal network. > I specifically remember when these were top of the line and I was an adult... What's baffling is your insistence that these things are American. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ** ** I still remember the first dad Dick I ever saw. I was seven years old and we were at a Warriors game, at one of those horse troughs. I looked up and I was like ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) > ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Proof that domestic violence starts with women. Um...is she the age I think she is? Oh... i can see why now. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Wow positive Kinect feedback from a journalist. Thank you so much; I ended up buying 2 sony vtc4s! only to have lost my whole rig on top of a mountain the other day .. so it goes Those heads, on those bodies.. Wait, what? Fucking hell. I just read a few of this fucktard's comments. He is a murdering sadist and extremely proud of it. Also a rapist, going by one of his past comments about fucking a spy they caught in their camp. I am sick at my stomach now. *Are you now or have you ever been a member of the Communist Party of the United States?* ...or you know, we could obey the rules of the road. Just saying. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Poison the tree, --> Tree will get sick --> sick tree is safety hazard --> tree must be cut down to remove safety hazard Nu jeg nr 98 - Udsigterne til den lejlighed er lange. Meget lange. # Were you going to say with a female? "Hot dog purists" We used to, but not since they closed the rifle range A bridge killer ? Cousins or Kap is my dilemma of the day This is the top comment - I don't own a CRT though. Can you imagine the lag!? dat stache If I was a guy, would I have responded to your post about looking for girl friends with an offer to hang out? Also, dentists try to make money where they can, and when they don't care, it can be a huge mistake. I've seen a dentist who wanted to retire doing really questionable fillings on very easy cavities The associate would comment on how bad they were, but I could see them for myself not even being packed properly into the prep site. Very, very sad for their poor patients :( Bad dentistry at it's finest O_o ( ) Why do you think I have this name? hehehe Mullet Well thats dumb ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ( ) ......... ## ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ So basically, she's hiding. Is... is his fly open? Well at the hospital they told be to wear an ace bandage but it HURT like hell while it was on. It would cause me to cry if I kept it on, even with the percocet, so I had to do without. She did tell me to stay on an anti inflammatory so i will be starting that as well. I will also start up the ice again. If you have any exercises for me to look up that would be great :D. Anything to get me on the road to recovery. I am sick of limping everywhere and getting stared at. And yes you have been a huge help. Thank you so much Who cares? It's just a boob, and the baby is an automatic de-sexualizer (I would hope ). There's really nothing worth fussing over. Just don't look if it makes you uncomfortable. I mean, gauges and freaky noses rings weird me out but I'm not about to tell people to stop wearing them, I just shrug it off and move on with my day. You're a cute girl, with a horrible addiction. being married and seeing stuff like this just boggles my mind. cheating on spouse with some internet person in a video game? are you 12? I don't understand them blood eagle. A punishment that should now be reserved for people who don't use spoiler tags ( ) I don't think it's right for people to 'expect' a parent to put up with the tantrum instead of punishing them Parents who don't punish ill behaviour are just asking for entitled children who will continue to tantrum through life. are those canned mushrooms Omg! Yes! My husband does the same thing. He says water tastes gross and he can taste the flouride in it so he won't drink it. He works for our local water company We tried the Ferber method at 12 months old. Guess what? DD decided "nope!", and was stubborn enough to cry when we moved even a millimetre away from the crib We decided to let her cry, turned off the sound on the monitor, put on a fan to reduce/drown out the sounds of her cry in our bedroom, and sleep!! She stopped crying after less than a week, and we woke up refreshed. FYI, we co-slept/bed shared for the first year. We *had to* out-stubborn her. Is she ruined? FUCK NO!! She is still her happy self, still loves us and is attached to us, she's also well rested, and now at 20 months, we have a routine and she goes down awake. No fuss, no cries.... unless her night light isn't pointed at the ceiling Then all hell breaks loose :/ A simple fix and back out of her room we go! merged, but I had to fix the json Chopper already has the human human fruit. You want him to die by eating a second devil fruit? Besides this flashback is 16 years ago... If Law actually died from this disease he'd have died 13 years ago. I was sort of worried that it sounded too real.... Goddangit. I'm starting to notice a trend with people making these GIFs that's kind of annoying. They leave in multiple seconds leading up to the event you care about, but the split second after it gets there, the clip cuts off. Leave a second or two after so we can see the aftermath of what actually happened. Don't stop it right when it gets to the best part. That last picture. Please don't actually do this. Haha-no. (ﾉಠ_ಠ)ﾉ('ºل͟º) Remember when i said i'd dong you last? I lied (ﾉ )ﾉ Wow. You are moving way to fast. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That should definitely be the girl who got molested. Nice flair? Get out. And pretty much all ATWx2 posts is PlatterTalk recipes. Looks like canned mushrooms. Are you my long lost something? My last name's Carroll! His arms, withdrawn ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Writers block Ok everyone: I'm new to this sub. What is bingo? I tried Google, but I kept getting the Urban Dictionary definition. And I doubt it's that. au bby wtf ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ This guy is the epitome of thirst... XD I hate going to parties and trying to play some Blink or something. I get dirty looks and then all the skanks rush over to the Ipod and turn the rap back on Nice try, mad scientist. My cat has tried this experiment all on her own ┬─┬ノ( ノ) The ace is fun and satisfying but this 2 last guys are completely autistic Plebs comparing the magnificent DIO with Kaiki ┬─┬ノ( ノ) What do Americans have to do with this anyway... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) What is Balls doing on Hai? Why would you possibly spray that crap into your computer Det tror jeg ikke at du er, jeg er fuldstændig enig! Men det er også lige en tand billigere end MASH, så tænkte at det var et kompromis. Men jo, sidst jeg var på RETOUR Steak overhørte jeg lidt for meget af nabobordets akavede date... tåkrummende meget The Magpies? That comment makes me imagine a man sitting inside a rectum, while smearing berries all over his Genitalia. You know what I meant Original source! Og der blev jeg nr 106. 36 lejligheder og der er en måned til at de sender tilbud ud. fml That's the only exotic I have. I play hunter -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Did you stop replying to comments about your gaming forum? I would post, but I use my phone for this and I have to pay $5 to post I live in Oklahoma. When I read the headline, I presumed it was somewhere in the Middle East. I was wrong... No-body said the Cavs were trying to get Melo This is the only exotic item I've gotten thus far. I play a hunter dat thumbnail ..... You had the chance to put it in the oven and you didn't. **WHOA! SPOILERS!** I wouldn't trust you with that username There have been like 5 threads about this today. It's the only exotic item I have. I play a hunter ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) At least you guys are back in the playoffs Alien Blue. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) This looks like a skit from Little Britain. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Yeah I pulled a Grybe. Yeah, I'm not talking about bronies just furries Judgement Congratulations good luck,, (ﾉ )ﾉ [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] Lowest point absolutely had to be sobbing naked in the bathtub, both my husband and myself worried as hell over my incessant stomach cramping. Then, minutes later... Releasing THE biggest turd I've ever seen in my life into the tub while simultaneously puking on myself in front of him. Niceeeeeeee... "Getting carried away when whooping your kid" ok boys ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) Lower your pitchforks ノ( ノ) For now I'm watching you.... .. Pitchfork at medium height then (-| )-| Where do you keep your wallet? when i actually have time to play this happens. We used the box our printer came in and filled it with 250 balls a few months ago Why.... :/ .... Is that Kahn? # Oh man we had those at my school, I had the year before model that didn't have the things to hold the screen in place at the bottom corners. Microsoft called them "tablets" I had the tab open for awhile and posted before refreshing it... Speaker cooling system They aren't crazy. They're stupid. It's not really that interesting. You shower every day??!!?!? This isn't craigslist "missed connections" Great to know it's not just me... Time to file a ticket... I've also had the same thing - quite annoying. Since iOS 8 my home button also registers a single click as a double click which opens multi tasking and sometimes even registers another phantom click which will instantly close multitasking (┛ )┛ ︵ ʇǝƃpɐƃ What bending rampage? Nice yellow S with Hidden+Flashlight I'm worried about anything you make for kids That's the only exotic I have. I play hunter ┬─┬ノ( ノ) More like busy working on Dota 2. Thats so cool, dure ( ) Maybe we're not sorry about the latter ┬─┬ノ( ノ) > Neither is slow running They should really make it easier to find that switch in Yosemite. Someone in my class kept getting notifications and they just said "Sorry, I can't turn off notifications." Cool. PC gaming website does a review on the PC version (I assume), and doesn't mention optimization or performance at all. WHY?!?!? I'm so sick of hearing about the nemesis system. It sounds great! Stop beating it to death and tell me how the fucking game runs already She does not, but I did post this to fb... So, I might get one of these in my future. I believe it's from pre-civil war days. Slave runs off. Master comes to get him with, you guessed it, a dog to catch the scent. One of the wonderful things that stays with the culture. ## ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) How typical.... snow seems to add branches to trees in russia ! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Released, or...... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I always had that feeling, too, and then it actually happened. This -> My reaction once my brain processed what I was seeing was to quickly close the tab and shudder. So, thanks for that. I read this wrong. Exactly what Apple wants to know. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ლ( ლ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) What the heck is LSU doing ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Wtf? I have the same laugh as that chick and all I get is (/ .□.)\ ノ( ノ) ... Like this: ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) that's holding?... not all Germans were nazis, but it seems all nazis were German similarly stupid -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Your laugh is like the woman in the video? They even offer it in Canada now, too. My first name is Michael and my middle name is Scott, so...yeah. My best friend's parents are Vietnamese and when they got married her mom did not have to change her last name, she just stayed Nguyen. If this were the states and in the south it would be . >~~ ~~ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ...with the door wide open? Fuck. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Dude, you missed your chance to get a photo with spongebob, priorities man. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) or.. don't jerk it in the shower. 2am hmmmm.... Nah sleep can wait > ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ _ That sounds like a bully's nickname Because haki coated feet aren't enough to knock away non-haki coated swords and strings, right? Cred ca daca ar candida, ar iesi peste Vadim si DD You guys are joking right? I never heard of anyone who drinks plain milk, let alone with meals Marlon McCree. "A dingo took my baby" you dirty lier jail time. "My baby grew into a grown man instantly and ran off" oh its the work of the dark world. 109 As a gay male who often leaves huge tips for good looking male servers... consider it our contribution to evolution, we're hoping to improve the genetic pool any way we can. There's a million subs on reddit with nudie pics. Try /r/buttsharpies. Fucking Natalie Your doing so much damage to your body by eating Raman and spending your money on weed In what way is a school zone better to check your phone on? /u/PleaseRespectTables ノ( ノ) yeah i would not want to invite my grandmother to a "sex reveal" party. "we're going to play sex-related games!" that source Cameron describing the Queen as "purring" over the referendum result struck me as seriously creepy His fucking staff, man, why didn't they use it Denied! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ...There are 2 types of people in this word Quit life. Worked for me The executioner's (usually a family business) were so popular that their appearance started fashion trends She has 6 boobs. SIX BOOBS Chi's face went full " " as Sumiko and Shinya continued doing... whatever you want to call it. And even more so when Sumiko wanted him to use an electric kido. Not many people realized just how much Chi feared electric attacks. Blood is primarily composed of three substances. Salt, water, and iron. Two of which are incredibly conductive, the third of which makes one of the first two even more conductive. Not to mention his blades provided a direct path into his body. He remembered his fight with Yujiro and how the guy's own electric kido put him down for the count. Even though he wouldn't be able to use it in shikai it didn't alleviate his fears any. Like, *actual* babies? Well you can't be fun at parties Sigh... I guess if I had brothers and sisters they'd have taught me about sarcasm. . Neither of those things require marriage! Not in college but my exroomate fucked his ugly ass girlfriend in our shared bedroom (we had to share it because the apartment was so damn small) ( ) I even threw my pillow at them and they wouldn't stop. Yeah me to, I tried a 360 but returned it two days later because of the battery life. Might have to give it another try with the new update... ( ) Everyone came to the island at different times, the anime and manga just started the day Luffy, Sanji, Brook, and Robin arrived. You just didn't pay attention to what Shakky told Sanji about the order and times the crew arrived on the island. This is the only thing you can say to piss off a Canadian Decker goes off on my bench (worried about his hamstring), Harry Douglas is a surprise inactive, forcing me to start all 3 Jags wide receivers...ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ( ) ^Sounds ^just ^like ^my ^D.O.M. Yesterday, Google maps tried to tell me there was no way to get from Convention Place to Northgate Mall. Care to explain? ‎ Vector... PNG ... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Shame on everyone in this thread, y'all need Jesus You just had to single out Asians like they're the only ones who eat octopus. I can subscribe to them on my iPad but they don't show up on my iPhone fucking hell, son ( ) perfect. Problem is, he reads them too. He has forwarded them to me. He tries to review them regularly in case (not making this up) "some poor abused woman's vindictive ex husband posts a negative review because he is trying to help her stand on her own two feet." We're getting serious with this whole visualizer shit But my pitchfork it's already raised -| I once hung a remote control ceiling fan, tested it, didn't work. Took down said ceiling fan, redid the connections, rehung, tested, didn't work. Checked the switch, took the fan down again, rewired again, tested, didn't work. Opened the remote to check the batteries and the batteries were installed in the remote with the plastic shrink wrap still one them. I then wove a tapestry of obscenities that still hovers somewhere over the southern Ohio area to this very day. The vegan comment is ridiculous, but really, what kind of response is "I'll fucking molest you"? TULSA State Fair? We in OKC would like a word with you. God fucking damn But lol is so lame. October 16th is my birthday Said Philip Rivers to Jacksonville: ノ( ノ) To the potato!!! ┌( )┘ I was hoping to be moving to Texas for hubs a few months ago (from Canada), but alas, it did not work out :( We also had the chance to move to Viginia and London, both of which fell through Now I'm too pregnant to even think of a move to another country, never mind a city, and I am sad. The good news is I won't be pregnant forever, and hubs can keep trying to find something else in a few months :D lol!! -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) This would make me want to beat her with a fucking spatula I can't figure out why some of those words are capitalized ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ Same here, 27M... you must live in Florida There's the door. (☞ )☞ Normally? Hahaha, that's hilarious!! I can only cite written references I read years ago, sorry I can't give you a link. Obviously that means I'm lying. ☜( ☜) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) The hairy ass crack killed it. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Because turds are food ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) You can't even see the base when your GPU is installed. ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ /u/PleaseRespectTables ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) You like where this story about you and your parents is going..? Are you really playing this on an emulator? "What's your IQ?" He's on a fast track to some broken arms You make porn don't you Or Mexican! I'm 31, CA, Masters, no kids, never been married... I ask myself what is wrong with me all the time... I blame the economy, I need to blame something! When there's 5+ iPads in the house, everyone's a suspect. Even the 4 year old boy. Florida? And then complains about rooting ( ) Get a jar and a spoon like the rest of us! How has no one made a fallout reference? What the fuck is wrong with you guys. . ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ I hate this subreddit. You guys are the worst What kind of rule 34 material are you browsing? I never noticed his lower back..... I must've been blind as a kid or something I read that as Marilyn Monroe... I exhausted all my luck pulling Zelnite and Ahvel I've been avoiding Facebook because I swear to the FSM that my preggers hormones are making me impatient and angry, and I don't like myself right now, nor do I like complaining a lot, especially when no one gives a shit anyway So I'll just stick to complaining on here and r/BabyBumps, lol! The tresspasser has warrants? Wow... Reddit has nice people. not me, the burglar guy! he had warrants for trespassing already and the cops recoginzed him from a previous incident/chase My daughter decided to hit the terrible twos around 16-17 months....when I was a few months pregnant I swear she could smell the hormones and decided it's time to become the tantrummy shit she is now. It's not every day, every hour or anything like that, and we have to 'tell her off' for some of the silly things she tantrums at :/ My patience for this shit is down a lot, and I get angry easily (driving is the worst when there's stupid drivers everywhere ), but my OB assured me it's just the progesterone. Apparently this is quite normal. We're keeping an eye on this in the event that it's going to become a PP issue. My OB is freakin' amazing :) ^ This OP Did you not see how fucking puny the knock up stream was compared to the cloud? For all we know the part of the cloud the log pose was pointing to could have been a mile from where the knock up stream was. The log pose wasn't pointing straight up when they got to the white sea, it was still pointing up diagonally. Kramer *enters.* ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I don't think I could handle the stress. Everyone keeps joking that is what is going to happen. I am married to an Eagles fan. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Yale hates America Oh wow! It's like a toupee only it was permanently attached to his head. And yet it's illegal for us to bite our own kid's ears. I dun get it LMAO!!! 😆 Stop it. Stop making me all excited, you better not let me down! Be a good friend and [don't shoot your friend in the head](#spoiler) ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) What the hell? This isn't a comparison between "AutumnBoard and Jailbreak" this is a bunch of things about Jailbreaking that aren't true. AutumnBoard is barely mentioned in this article. Talk about biased. A majority of things in this list don't happen to Jailbreakers. Also, please explain why most themes I try to install from your site threaten to delete my Photo Stream? Next time, do your research, fix your themes and actually compare AutumnBoard and Jailbreaking in an article called "An In-Depth Comparison of AutumnBoard and Jailbreaking". Hahhhhhhhhh bills fans who hate on me. What if it IS Shell? Of course there isn't! it's to stop people like you removing it! :) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ( ) Chastising people who end sentences with prepositions. are you a pilot? 😃 Also it is impossible to give your secondary Meepos consumable items since 6.82. However, I'm not sure if this only occurs sometimes or always. Pretty big Meep nerf if that's intentional. O my friend you can make *lots* of np with employment agency, a million in about a month if you play the right coupons...I *hope* they fix it What is it with SAO and sex offenders Even 20... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Written by someone who probably never travelled. Absolute nonsense. Out of curiosity, is he getting back at you for that *one* dinner out? $100 vs. $600 is a huge difference, especially when it was a dinner on your boss' dime and not something out of your own account Or am I missing something here? Genuinely curious... I'll keep you company in the woods. ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ It says it's not available in my country. What's worse is the assholes who put a 'read receipt' on every email and then calls you after 20 minutes after you open it to ask if you read it. Thankfully no we don't. My salary is already a lot less than my husband's. His tax bracket is also higher. If I chose to work, I *might* bring in $100/week. This is after daycare takes half, and the goddamn gobbernment takes 1/4 because hubs makes too much pregnant again, and doubt anyone will hire me now anyway, and then DOUBLE the day care costs once baby is a year (wouldn't go back before then)...ya...fuck it We'll probably owe money after that. So people have been awesome about our position. Great, now pls trade Buxton to NY in this sim. And return Hughes ლ( ლ) I read it as 'engaugement,' like you were congratulating them on getting married to a gauge. he never said he *didn't* take pictures of it... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) When I made a reference to chamomile tea and she corrected me by saying, "Don't you mean 'sha-mom-a-lee'?" Probably that 75% of it was crying truncated by napping. That or when my friend asked me out to cheer me up but had to leave unexpectedly soon, and I started to tear up so I went out on the back patio of the bar and a guy came over to play the flute near me Relevant username ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Good thing it was not a picture of a safe. What cell phone tower... ( ) mine prefers to poop in the shower. Nah, man. 2/10 would not bang for money. *is* shit or is *about* shit? ......... this goes for Reddit and downvoting too. Chi's face went " " as the Hollow talked about sodomizing him. He seriously picked the wrong area to fight in. ..."Just skinny and black"... I admit I had a spit-take moment at that. srsly? A little girl standing is "pretty adorable". Megan. Glad I read this. I was wondering why all this sick twisted porn search terms I typed in "private browsing mode" kept turning up. great fucking timing to turn away Yeah a 7 in the military, I call bs. Maybe she is confused. I can never manage this because of my long hair ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Right. That is a more likely scenario than someone peering over your shoulder while you type your PIN or password ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Very...I don't work for Starbucks anymore but my old store hired a shift that stole tips. This was like within the first 2 weeks of starting. Instead of firing him, the DM told my SM to coach him on why stealing is wrong. *sigh* repost from Facebook I just laugh and say "Even if it would bend, I'm not stupid enough to leave it in my pocket while sitting! Ahahaha!" And then they have to laugh with me.... Sorry I didn't mean to type K That shiny metal strap… goddamit so tempting You know..... From NATO occupied territories like Poland. I can make my eyeballs vibrate Dat Username... paging /u/EvaOtaku It would do this: One of my girlfriends is there for school now. Maybe it's just her department that overworks her, but she doesn't have a high opinion of the lesbian/queer scene. You'll mostly see the same exact people over and over again. Plus, there seems to be only two bars, one mainly for guys downtown (I forget the name), and the other one is a dance club called Plan B ( ). .... So like, every other doctor treating patients properly and not sending them for unnecessary chemo is the unnatural result? He is the noobslayer after all. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Raise your pitchforks ( ಠ_ಠ)-| ( ಠ_ಠ)-| ( ಠ_ಠ)-| ( ಠ_ಠ)-| ( )-| That was a quote. My points was that ryze doesnt have any skillshots I just use it a lot Hey fellow dental assistant mama (to be :) I'm not working anymore either because hubs makes too much to the government (and fuck student loans ಠ_ಠ ), and daycare is expensive for just my 1st. Now double that with #2, and we'd probably *owe* money Not. Worth. It. If he didn't ask, then that's just plain rude Nicely *request* that he replace them before you up and bitch-slap him for stealing from your baby ;D I don't own a phone. I'm 21 weeks and have been irrationally angry. All. The. Time! This pregnancy has been hard, and having a toddler with this has been horrible, especially because she hit the terrible twos so freakin' early >:( She tantrums a lot (not like an everyday type thing, but enough to piss me off). No bestiality either I'm 21 weeks and still can't cook. For the record, I hate hormones I'm jealous because there's food I would love to start stalking away, but cooking makes me angry and sick *les sigh*... Suspicious username... White text on a white background I subscribed to this subreddit to save money, but instead I ended up spending more than if I had just ignored it all together. OP just set the cabin on fire You're obviously not very committed to the cause. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ &lt;ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ&gt; ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) IM DONG,JAMES DONG (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ༽ u ugly as fuk ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง : (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ╭∩╮( ° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º  ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ &lt;ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ&gt; ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) IM DONG,JAMES DONG (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ༽ u ugly as fuk ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง : (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ╭∩╮( ° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º  ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ &lt;ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ&gt; ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) IM DONG,JAMES DONG (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ༽ u ugly as fuk ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง : (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ╭∩╮( ° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º  ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ &lt;ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ&gt; ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) IM DONG,JAMES DONG (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ༽ u ugly as fuk ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง : (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ╭∩╮( ° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º  I'd do a private hygiene college myself, but in Ontario (Canada), the market is so saturated that I would never be able to pay back the loans If we move to somewhere like the States, I will consider it once I'm allowed to work (my husband would have a Visa but I wouldn't). Other than that, Imma just be a SAHM and be happy about it ;) This comment made me yawn Void any and all vehicle uses from here on out. This is disrespectful behaviour and actions have consequences. Ya you want to keep the peace, but fuck peace when this kind of shit is happening Yeah, what's so crazy to me is that government-tracked inflation of only a few points each year can yield a 5-fold price increase of goods in the course of 16 years. Oh well LOL. I guess I'm just kinda a simpleton and don't understand all this fancy math and numbers and statistics and stuff, especially not compound interest. I had one of those I actually wanted to be a dentist to help people you stupid fuck! That attitude made me rage inside >:( you're welcome. Thankfully bedtime is easy-peezy, but I loathe putting her in a big-girl bed once she can get out of the crib. Her whining is also driving me up the fucking wall And it's always over such stupid shit :/ Send help, lol! Looks at username .... If a bad guy has a big ass metal rod falling from the sky, we'd better make sure there's a good guy with a big ass metal rod there to stop him...... "But if high schools make condoms available, kids will have sex! They are being risky! THINK OF THE CHILDREN" I really didn't like this Just updated my team name to #WonWith3JagsWRs because I got my first win this week despite starting 3 receivers from the Jaguars (Shorts, ARobinson, and Hurns) due to bye weeks/injuries/surprise inactives (thanks Harry ). Who replies to their own post twice? Just got a card in the mail from /u/angelicbabygirl! Thank you so much! It was super sweet. And Mabel says "Thank you", too-- she stole the dog sticker and ate it. ( ) you know you love it Why does it seem like all the girls on reddit include a photo of the same purple crab-arm thingy at the end of their albums? His wife wasn't supposed to know! Is a tonne of fish somehow lighter than a tonne of Gold? Fingering your soap The wasps factory The only problem is that *especially* after Voyager, the neighborhood is getting a hell of a lot smaller with increases in Federation tactical and propulsion technology. Selectively taking pieces from Destiny, it's entirely plausible the Federation will have quantum slipstream technology on at least a couple of heavy-duty explorer ships by the 2390s. That *completely changes the nature of the galaxy* from the traditional Star Trek "incredibly big, and may not ever be fully mapped" to Star Wars style "you can cross it in a few hours with a fast ship." That means that by the mid-25th century, the Borg have to be ready for, say, a few hundred Defiants, Sovereigns, and Intrepids with transphasic torpedoes and Janeway Plot Armor™ to appear 50km from Unimatrix One or a transwarp hub and annihilate the place. The only reason this wouldn't immediately lead the Romulans to invade the Federation is that they all got flash-fried by a magic superluminal supernova (ugh ). Even the Dominion would be acting worried, since collapsing the Bajoran/Idran wormhole would no longer be enough to keep the Federation from their door. H-how do they know about my power gut... jolly rancher cumbox ryan move the fridge /u/unidan test post today you tomorrow me op pls the ole reddit switcheroo fuk rekt ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) If you can't think of an incompetent coworker, you're probably that coworker. It was always purple, Tanya. Always. My mouse never freezes . . . Well this is old . WRC cars have even less in common with production cars now. Most notably they all have the same engine and transmission. In other words if Subaru cared to compete in WRC again they couldn't use the boxer engine. It was official. Chi had reached the quintessential " " as his opponent spoke and went into resureccìon. This was getting waaaaay too fucking weird for him. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I'm masterbating to this right now. About as good as yelling at a woman for standing up for herself in the face of mistreatment, I would imagine. oh, I thought you were serious and the was at tri-met or somethin Maybe it needs to be closer to the router Did you also call a shut out at the start of the game? speak for yourself Eating lunch in the projection room in the auditorium. There was a group of us who ate there every day, maybe 8 or so. Then two guys and one of their girlfriends were caught doin' the nasty, so no more lunch. Not like I ever want to sit on that couch again . It has five fingers and its name is Jill. I knew a lady just like this. She worked in the mortgage industry as a loan officer. I added you. My FC is 5214-9856-0172. I hope to have some fun battles Are you unaware or in denial? Two of the worst bad seed gun dealers (the ones selling the guns used in crimes) bedroom Chicago but in states with loose laws. Pretty much a less critical case of pericarditis. They're all very similar and are only differentiated by the tiniest detail haha I like my pets, I like drawing them and making pet edits and the like, and I absolutely refuse to quit until I finally get my grubby little hands on an UC grey ixi. /u/PleaseRespectTables ノ( ノ) 3 hours later, still waiting. /u/PleaseRespectTables ノ( ノ) I swear, it's not mine. ** ** i feel you.. enough is enough ... d Ah... *illegal* construction Norton the builder, right? They make them for adults. Mine have teddy bears. serious, grown up teddy bears. Yeah it's pretty annoying Looking at this pic and thinking-fuck my life... ( ) Parking TIL third-graders now smoke cigarettes Yes, he is Totally agree. There's something missing here. Dunno what, but I hope we'll find it why does everyone think i used f6 at least we know we can make our iPhones scream when they fall and we do it,i'm sure an AppStore app will be soon claiming it can do it for 5$ And there will be some dumbs who would buy the shit ! ** ** ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Pft. Of course it isn't. -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) The table was not supposed to go that way! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) >I don't like rhymes, worse than mimes What am i looking at? Funny thing. I just talked to my OB about being angry/impatient all the time. Turns out I'm normal pregnancy-wise, and it's the Progesterone doing this to me. Should have tapered off by now (2nd tri), but some women get stuck with this the entire pregnancy I may just end up being one of those women...arg... And everytime that bot posts against my comments and somebody asks what's up with that, I'm going to tell them it is your bot, because it probably is and your isn't exactly going to make people believe you're innocent, is it, /u/-Richard-? No wifi You made that profile just for this Yeah guys, are your hands cold? Then get them out of your pockets, ISIS will be emboldened if they see you doing that! Congrats and sorry to hear about having the mixed emotions you're having. Sounds normal if all you got were criticisms for your last one. Some people are just over fucking opinionated, and it can be hard to cope with such strong people like that Wait, having a UTI/bladder infection pre-disposed you to group B strep??? I didn't know that could happen. TIL... Significance? I had one around 5-7 weeks ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ☒ ಠ_ಠ I first read it as "I blew my SO in elementary", was a little confused Shit, I was thinking the whole floor moved to take you to another level. Well, that spooked it. So you put ground up douchebag people into a diluted concentration of water? People die when they are killed Windows 10? what year is this? I didnt get any memo about my coma... I have this mental image of a dude just getting angrier and angrier everytime he sees that . He is so indignant, he honestly thinks he's being wronged, and it galls him most of all that no one else is taking this seriously ┬─┬ノ( ノ) In Constitutie, spune ca mandatul Presedintelui poate fi prelungit in caz de catastrofa.Daca iese Ponta, clar e catastrofa...deci ramanem cu Base. PC room...? Oh man, look at /u/-Richard- 's post history. A couple of times it's like just all the way down the page. Meh, your opinion, but him insulting the sex is beyond inappropriate Hopefully he does get over it because the possibility of ruining a relationship over the sex of baby is just plain irrational. ( )ᕗᕗ At least they didn't say it required a 64 bit OS Sjokz in bangbros soon Where? Where? Make it go away... Please... ಡ_ಡ YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME? Ok, how? This is amazing No. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That's how much a ticket for 1 month costs here that's how much sex with 1 coin guy costs here ^^^^EHEHEHEH:D ಠ_ಠ DON'T YOU DARE CALL THE ALMIGHTY GOD OF ANARCHY ANNOYING I propose SRD mods (/u/erikster pls) give ' ' as flair to /u/-Richard- . It's amazing how he created a beautiful bot that manages to annoy one guy so much by simply posting three characters. I hate food, and still do even at the halfway mark :( I have to think of foods that don't put my stomach in my throat, I have to partially crave meat to want any, and I can't stand veggies, again, unless my stomach is like 'that doesn't sound so bad'. I've lost 4 lbs *without* puking, and while being on Diclectin Thankfully fruit is my friend :) PROTIP: Stop replying to him or mentioning him. It only takes half a moron to understand the parameters that he has explained to you, and around 3/4 of one to realize that if you stop talking to/about him YOU WILL NEVER GET ANOTHER . It's on you to be the bigger portion of an idiot and leave him alone entirely. My daughter hit her 'terrible twos' early, and almost simultaneously with getting pregnant Yesterday my daughter refused to nap before my Chiro appointment. We get there, she's being an angel, but as soon as we have to leave, tantrum over a bloody pencil crayon. Drive home, she didn't fall asleep, so I decide a trip to the park is needed. Well, we have to get going according to *her* body language, aaannnnddd tantrum with a full-on meltdown! She contorts and refuses to get in her car seat and I end up yelling at her in public I once sat next to an older woman reading an erotic novel on an airplane. I could smell her becoming aroused. It said I could build it with my Latron Wraith You have to be the bot's target to get This is the leak equivalent of trying to shoot the moon. Making up leaks by trying to sound reasonable has been done to death I guess, time to mix it up and spew ridiculousness everywhere. 'new final boss Crazy Master Core Tabuu with 20 different forms' Man, suddenly San Andreas feels so small when the whole island's lenght is nothing more than a trip from the Loop to the Skyway. Good evening my fine good sir/ma'am. I have deposited a level 1 male archen for one of your magnificent pokemon. Ign is ryguy with the comment fairest trade vr don't care which form he comes in. That's why I glasses. Broke the mold. Yeooooooooowwwwwww KEEP TALKING! Visited by the melty man, I see...... I'm 5'3, can I have some of your legs and maybe one spinal plate? My dearest turdette has started contorting herself into weird positions that make it hard to hold onto her, and then throws herself onto the mother fucking ground Then whines, and whines, and whines some more. My SIL "adjusted" my niece's vaccination schedule but because we aren't at a high risk of out-breaks (though measles was starting to creep a bit), I didn't bother saying anything and just laughed at her with my husband, behind her back of course. She isn't the smartest person to walk this earth, but an adjusted schedule is better than none at all I'm very happy with my XDM 5.25" but the holster it came with is garbage. It doesn't even cover the trigger... ( ) mother of god... what have I done. Uh, yeah, so GoG listed you as "asmodeus" above which is why I've been sitting around for over two weeks waiting for you. NICE /u/GodofGhosts . gamez* get it right scrub lord ლ( ლ) You sound like a really fun dude... > Who caresಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Four hours ago you made a comment about peyton manning arrest on dog fighting charges... > ...and then that guard decided to stroll up and take a piss. Have you ever been so upset with another user, that you make and run a bot for the specific purpose of replying " " every time they mention you? A quick google search shows colostrum is the first milk produced towards the end of pregnancy or right after giving birth. None of those apply to our situation. Unless she's been hiding the baby bump impossibly well Yeah, let's attack their websites, so no one can go on them. That'll teach them! So stupid . > He's not disgusting. For christ's sake go on /r/wtf and then come back here That was my initial reaction too, I admit, but when I saw the small print > Being a moderator is making sure that the users of the subreddit are safe from the awful posts that come through (cheating, scam posts, **and from time to time neo-porn** ) Every time I type wtf, my phones autocorrect changes it to ლ( ლ) fastest growing sub is "KatyPerrysPrivates" Even on the iPhone, I found that I can only share once. I can't send to Twitter then facebook, then SMS it to someone. Ocelot? What do you have on your tumbler ? Exploding liquid feces ? Lulu I wanted to EAT a cupcake not BE a cupcake Pudge, invoker, mirana Wait are you doing crossfit? Removed. Why not just use the flag of the German Empire before WWI Germany? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) /╲/\╭(ಠ ಠ)╮/\╱\ > Or maybe there were 68 other kitten rapists that beat him to the name. omg ^it's ^^you ^^^ What exactly is ironic about that Fine, if you're paid by the hour. Salaried folks still have to get shit ( ) done... Not entirely sure when it happened. I've never sat on it (I never put my phone in my back pocket) and it was in a Spigen Neo Hybrid case. I don't wear skinny jeans either. I guess it's time to make an appointment with the Genius Bar. Did I? ლ( ლ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) My eggs wouldn't survive...neither would my toddler If you work in tech support you would understand...... He was not contagious the whole time and Ebola isn't airborne... Aside from when he was on the plane. What can we possibly learn from studying space? > calm your tits Satan It'd be put a flag in my butt and call me sally amazing if Stephen Hawking did it, because either A. He'd been cured of his disability or B. He fucking did it with his mind, you mean ? That's cool ┬─┬ノ( ノ) > Ahhh... The benifits of living in South Africa.. That is more or less exactly the same price as a game for us.. ᕕ( )ᕗ A 13-year-old shot and killed a 14-year-old in a dispute over a ***wrist-watch.*** The ones driven by dumbasses. But then again, my bike doesn't look sporty. Only other riders know. And they usually think it's a 599.. Why do they have to be teenage to answer...? She is no such thing. How dare you. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Well my bladder is **so** ready... I will pass. I prefer to keep my love life and my mode of transportation separate. Why are you on reddit? ( ) I am offended. How dare you make such a slanderous analogy. Walruses deserve better than that. Nice try, TWC employee ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Dem hands Thanks, I needed that as a freshman. Great... Heh yea... Great... I know what you mean... How did you know I saw that on Twitter yesterday Well i hope there not because that will make the stuff i seen on rule 34 feel awkward...... One can only hope? Ah but if the grapes tell only lies and the stems only truths, then it can be confirmed that your theory is false, and that skyrim is as real as is the mirror......because it's just a game! I saw on Reddit that cinnamon can drive ants anyway. So I went out to the office after putting cinnamon powder on the area where ants were.... I returned to just ants hanging out normally, not bothered by the cinnamon at all.... Just half? That's rough Ugh, my worst fear! Especially doing heavy squats at the gym. read that poor nurse interview, they could not work her veins anymore and tried to inject directly into a bone Effing nightmare, it is. What? A pop culture reference in Family Guy? Noooooooooo Yep, I've seen this one before. Hahaha ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ლ( ლ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Sweet buttery Jesus You're a fucking liar, there's no gold there Ignore the haters. People hate on changes. I will not confirm or deny that statement. I believe that is Bella Thorne. She is 16. 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This is me when I started The Office 3 days ago, and finished today. Now I just want to watch it already, now just to wait.... You're a monster... I like you No bunkers? Nooooo! I still prefer my triple. 彡彡ᕕ( )ᕗ Redditing ...remove articles of clothing from themselves? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Dude... Do you have my jar? I'm pretty sure that's my jar lid. [7] I'm onto you... double poster! -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) I met a guy who was level 20 in a Facebook LoL comunnity, we started to play together and I taught him a lot of things, now we are really good friends cause we are from the same country and even the same region (like states in Chile). Currently the fucker is Gold I almost Plat and I'm a sad Gold V... What the fuck did i just read. You... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) "Well that makes two of us." Did anyone get a finger up the butt with their first pap? Because I got a finger up my butt. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Where's you go to architecture school? The toilet school? Yep, no power here in my neighborhood. Scratch that. The bastards across the street have power, but my side doesn't ╚( )=┐ ╚( )=┐ Yes, that is what I did. This was dare I say interesting as fuck Ho letto il tuo commento, ho visto il mio titolo e ho letto la tua stessa identica cosa MGR Raiden yasuo..... wait a minute Hey, let's introduce a new more traditional jersey, then take away our traditional goal horn. Did I stutter? . . . ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Fluffy throw blankets creep me out too... You* flatter too much. Jr. Programmer is not administrator. I went into PC World just yesterday actually, asking what the refresh rate of a certain monitor was. The guy claimed that "only TV's have refresh rates" and that if I planned on gaming I should "get a PS4 because they are optimised for gaming". Are you joking me? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) nice try, Finnell Farms! Drinks from a Styrofoam cup.... Was not mentioned (i'm so offended ) but can confirm she is a social butterfly. I'm sorry you lost me at chase your whiskey. Have you ever had Irish Coffee, or an Irish Car bomb, or Scotch? Drop your miller lite and water bud and drink like a real man...Scotsman Oban Scotch will put hairs on your chest. You aren't a true man till you've had Oban in the Highlands Why are you so nervous That bitch needs to learn to stuff her nose in places where it doesn't belong I bore them to death What's kneading? Mother of god Seems like the movie "Gravity" adapted to Mars.. pretty much most likely to be a mercedes domination like every other race HAHAHAHahahaha... I don't know if I should feel complimented or creeped out Oh geez yeah 9 teams out, 7 teams left and still no icons Im a 6'6 puerto rican this guys funny though As another Ontarioan, can I chime in? I'm from the southern part of Lake Simcoe (between Sutton and good ole Keswick), my husband is from just outside of Barrie, and I was a boring ninny until I moved to Orillia for college. Ya...Orillia of all places eh ? My parents were super, super fucking strict, so once I got me some freedom, I took it ;) Pre-baby, I was sick on and off again for 6 god damn years with no answers and I was given legal drugs that fucked me right up in the head When we found and treated the problem, I was off those drugs in about a month with little to no pain, and got pregnant without even trying, and considering we "tried" and had to stop *because* I got so sick *again*, this was a big deal :) ITT: a bunch of bipolar fans Me too. The place that burned looked like the area usually populated by chickens and pets. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Suggestive chocolate? Neither do I. I told him about the germs, but he does not listen. Now there is a permanent coffee cup ring mark on the white sink this is fraud and you used a throwaway to make this post. Yeah, because it makes a lot of sense to compare the choices of a sexually mature adult woman, and a child, in terms of wearing sexy clothing I know your husband. I also know that is Big Lou's in SA. blackground?!? Right. *cough cough* ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ U wot m8? I really, really hate the color palette of a shiny Scyther(meant to be a Scizor) and this is what the game does to me with no effort what so ever out comes a perfect 5iv one from the first bred egg. What are the odds.. -40,000, I think I need to make some cuts *We all are* I checked the wildstar forums the other day just to see how it was going. I found some patch notes and there were four notes and the "known issues" were all still there from when I left it relaxed is +def - speed m8 ( ) ** ** This is very fucking interesting Every damn time Enjoying life. I use alien blue and it works. My husband is working for the Canadian Thanksgiving, so I'm only going up to my parents' place. We *might* be doing the American one instead with his family, but I've asked my husband if I could sit this one out depending on how I feel. I feel shitty enough lol. He said it's a good idea, and it'd give me a day to myself <3 I might go see a movie if there are any good ones out by then ;) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) d b ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Sounds like the 4 month sleep regression. My daughter did that shit to us from 5.5 months to 10 months with small breaks here and there ((HUGS)) Good luck mama! Our 2nd will be here in February. I am NOT looking forward to this stage again Send. Booze!!!! Lol. /u/PleaseRespectTables ノ( ノ) That's real nice right there. Kelce who he started at flex as well ┬─┬ノ( ノ) what happened to Atletico? She was confused and thought I had left the scene in a PTs vehicle... All. that. wasted. chocolate. ( ) You have to post the link . I let my 21 month old have the toddler shows on in the morning, but as soon as 11am hits, as does The Price Is Right ;), it's adult shows time, especially because she doesn't give a crap about TV shows; hers or mine Commercials? Yep, she stops in her tracks. We will also once in a while Netflix some Disney movies, but in all honesty, she could give a flying flip :p I'm having nap troubles with my 21 month old. Her nickname is LS (lil shit) for a reason Husband and I, when he is home, trade off but honestly if she is being a twit, I let her play and her nap time is sometimes 3 hours late, but ask me if she *gets to* sleep long. Would you please link to some credible reference to support your hypotheses? Especially the statement that women "often simply do not fully grasp how to drive." lol. I googled. I wouldn't want to be called Brian Peppers either. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) A slave > /u/PleaseRespectTables ノ( ノ) ( ) I liked Shiroe's look from season 1. It made him look more the part of a devious mastermind. And what's up with Kanami's boobs? Seriously Deen. This joke *never* gets old... using a smurf to try get a higher mmr and get ~3800 mmr, at least you get a higher mmr? [UBW and F/SN Deen](/s "You mean... the mana dragon scene, right?!? ") You know it's weird. The lyrics sound so familiar... Are you sure it's a free style? A NASA study claiming to have found "fossilized water molecules?" ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ... 08:08... 41-17 How do you know? Does your dad work for nintendo? Not everyone Don't book. Go downstairs. If you get there before 7pm there's usually room. They're open all day so why not have lunch/dinner at 5pm after your 11am hangover breakfast? Sigh. I live in NC currently and it seems I have this trouble throughout the day no matter where I am. I would have stuck with my previous phone if I knew the reception would be this poor! I swear from the avatar though the chair was making this face: Oh the special paint job costs only $25k extra.. I watch TV, do aqua fit (more when pregnant), play strategy games, clean (I love cleaning :), and cook and bake when I'm not pregnant OOC: And you know my name, how? I got that in the first part of the second trimester Had to ice every night and go panty free under PJs, and somedays, I would just wear said PJs bottoms during the day. I also started seeing a chiropractor and doing aqua fit, and since I started, the swelling incidences have gone down :) get out ( )☞ Did I actually just read this A woman spreading her legs? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Ugh. It's the worst. You finally finish what you think is the last load, and then you find a sock under the bed, a shirt stuffed in the closet, and you notice the bathroom towels are smelling mildewy. Not enough to start a new load, but enough to remind you that the laundry is never done Is this real or from Destiny? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) "At least she had a lot to give of that." ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I didn't even notice while posting... Who cares ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I know. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Barbarian scum Anal. -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Find the hackers and break their hands! I don't appreciate linking to tumblr posts that require me to create an account in order to see them. And what now? thats what i do with other classes too, so all my decks are aggro decks right? or are all my decks aggro hunter now? never thought of that combo, all dat value. It's as if all that activities would break a watch but not a phone It's 5:45 am and in-utero baby has decided that tonight is a great time for a dance recital God fucking dammit :/ Yes, yes it is. Spawn #2 sleeping. My belly is getting a workout from he/she just dancing around Holy. Frack. What is this can someone explain? (▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿├┬┴┬┴ * ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)つY * ヽ( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° )ﾉ * ༼凸 ◉_◔༽凸 * ヽ༼✿σل͜ σ༽ﾉ * /╲/( ͡⎚ ͜U ͡⎚)/\╱\ * ( ͡⚆ ͜ʖ ͡⚆) * ヽ༼⚆ل͜⚆༽ﾉ * ( ͡ _ ͡°)ﾉ⚲ * ♫ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┘ ♪ * ಠ⌣ಠ * ༼ ಥل͟ಥ ༽ ┬┴┬┴┤ * ༼ຈل͜├┬┴┬┴ * ༼ ಠل͟ಠ༽ * ᕕ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ * ᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕗ * ༼ง ͠ຈ ͟ل͜ ͠ຈ༽ง * |༼ʘ ل͜ ʘ༽| * ヽ༼◕ل͜◕༽ﾉ * ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ * (° ͜ʖ°) * ヽ༼ ツ ༽ﾉ * （͡°͜ʖ͡°） * (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ * ༼ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ * ( ＾◡＾)っ✂╰⋃╯ * ╰( ͡'◟◯ ͡')╯ * ヽ༼ ຈل͜ຈ༼ ຈل͜ຈ༽ຈل͜ຈ ༽ﾉ * ༼ - ل͜ - ༽ * ヽ° ~͜ʖ~ °ﾉ * ᕙ (° ~͜ʖ~ °) ᕗ * 乁( ◔ ౪◔)ㄏ * ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ * ヽ༼ຈل͜ರೃ༽ﾉ * ୧༼ಠ益ರೃ༽୨ * ( ﾉ ﾟｰﾟ)ﾉ * ヽຈل͜ຈﾉ * ヽ(ﾟｰﾟヽ) * ヽ༼ຈ益ຈ༽ﾉ * (☢益☢t) * ༼ᕗຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ * ╮(╯▽╰)╭ * ╮(╯ل͜╰)╭ * ༼ つ◕(oo)◕༽つ * (ι´Д｀)ﾉ * ヽ༼◥▶ل͜◀◤༽ﾉ * [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ヽ̲̅༼̲̅ຈ̲̅ل͜ຈ̲̅༽̲̅ﾉ̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] * [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡◥▶ ͜ʖ ͡◀◤)̲̅$̲̅] * ༼ ͠ຈ ͟ل͜ ͠ຈ༽ง * ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ☂ * (＾◡＾)っ * ༼☯﹏☯༽ * ヽ༼ ☭ل͜☭ ༽ﾉ * ♌༼✪ل͜✪༽ᕤ * (͡◔ ͜ʖ ͡◔) * ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ * ─=≡Σ((( つ◕ل͜◕)つ * ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ * (∩ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)⊃━☆ﾟ. * ･ ｡ﾟ, * ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽>ง * ᕙ༼◕ل͜◕༽ᕗ * ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ︵┻━┻ * ୧༼ ͡◉ل͜ ͡◉༽୨ * ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ * (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง * Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ * ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง * ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ * ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ * (~˘▾˘)~ * ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ * ヽຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ * (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ * ୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨ * /╲/\╭( ͡° ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ͡°)╮/\╱\ * (▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) * (ﾉ )ﾉ * └(°ᴥ°)┘ * つ◕ل͜◕)つ * ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) * ヽ༼♥ل͜♥༽ﾉ * ༼ ᓄºل͟º ༽ᓄ * (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง * ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ * ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ * ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ * ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ * ヽ༼>ل͜<༽ﾉ * ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) * ヽ༼@ل͜ຈ༽ﾉ * ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ * ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ * ('ºل͟º)ノ⌒. * [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] IM NOT SURE IF IM DOING THIS RIGHT Copy and paste this: and then paste it into title Dat pleasurebot. Not sure if I should be or ಠ◡ಠ Hmmm.... what a coincidence, I tried to do that too and this happened also... Well gee, thanks for the vote of confidence y'all I know a couple in Salinas, but that might be a longer drive than you'd want. ( ) It *is* a tasty dick. "Hey OP, I noticed your car door was open. Oh... you're inside the car... where are your pan-- " We are a 2:30 again because NASCAR I started wearing my belly support belt at night in my third trimester of my 1st pregnancy. I'm, already, at 22 weeks (#2) debating if I should start to wear it again during the day. I'm sure nights will follow shortly wow I'm glad you took the time to edit that The RNG lol You killed it. Thanks. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Hmm i got "The 20 Most Jizz-Worthy GIFs Of Your Childhood" ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Dat font tho… My world. I felt flutters with daughter at 12 weeks. With this one? 7-7.5 weeks I can honestly say I think it's because I was forced to be in-tune with my body for years (aka sick and had to listen to it carefully or risk fucking something up). Having also gone through this once before, and knowing when I was needing to pass gas vs. not, kind of makes you go 'whoa...baby!' ;) I've spent over 4 hours in real time and not got one crate drop ( ' □')ノ( ノ) My daughter preferred to be down on my hips, my bladder, or on my cervix That was when she was asleep. When she was awake, oh holy hell that kid was everywhere :/ I thought she was trying to escape through my belly button towards the end...Oy!! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Lions kickers are 1/7 on field goals beyond 30 yards... > > > > ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Tyson is feeling you...like family. Dark times indeed, when people start complaining about a giveaway requirement. More so when the game is Payday 2. Alright creepy male nurse Plus worst of all, speeding! ಠ_ಠ These Refs are garbage What the actual fuck ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Dear Aunt Sally Well that's...ummmm...confusing .... And a bunch of people who do the exact opposite of what they were told. Exploiting retards like a scumbag Steve ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) *When you see it* I don't think she should be offering up her children. ( ) Were you also high? Nice name for that particular product... >Placenta Place I had a guest send back a salad because the lettuce wasn't "chopped right". So basically the exchange is functioning like a bank with fractional reserves. It's a gourd... Left hand was playing music I finished them the year I left high school. I'll be 42 next year. Didn't post, was a sad, sad lurker ಠ_ಠ perforating his innards /╲/\╭(ಠ ಠ)╮/\╱\ They had to go back to their home planet. One *permanent* week! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) what colour are your bathroom towels? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) BEEEEEEER! ᕙ( )ᕗ Haha, it's called "look of disapproval": > ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That's the exact logic of the Insane Clown Posse... This team is terrifying Thanks, _vargas_ uck that sucks dude! antibiotics just need to leave everyone's vagina alone But..but, if we all get off first, does anyone *really* get off first? Are you trying to drug kids or something? Egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam. Can someone ELI5 me what is a prototype phone? I live in Australia and one moved in not that long ago The neglect! The YEARS of neglect! > Once they start pushing that women are oppressed, some girls actually start feeling like they're oppressed. I haven't read the manga but I fucking LOVED the first episode. Just hope A-1 doesn't fuck it up like they did with Ao no Exorcist Is that a shock collar he has on? "Why can't I say the N-word?" ( ) ლ( ლ) 11 candles Not after 30 hours... straight.. , I saw Billions and Rillions served. I thought McDonalds invented math After he finished heating, ask him what's the Fox say ( ) did you also miss the part where you're running 21/0/0 masteries at least you didn't do it. Which is more than I can say for the rest of you. Raven and the all seeing eye, it's lluminati Did you do a flip? I was listening to 2 of them talking about C-sec business and another one walked up and actually blocked me from leaving. Had to reload to fix it I was gonna PM you a pic of my pet but Alien Blue doesn't let me. One of my teammates on my track team said that AIDS was created in a laboratory to control the black population by the American government. He swore by it, and none of us could convince him that it came from Africa.... ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ "Where the fuck have you been, young man? " I also came here to propose this idea. It's what I'd do So? Yes, that is what I meant. 彡彡ᕕ( )ᕗ (ﾉ )ﾉ ︵ /( ͜o ͡ʖ ͜o)\ ~~ ~~ I didn't want one of these. Now I do Auto-play video. There was nothing in those photos that could be considered porn. I am disappointed in you Oh god what have i done ..I ...I mean, what seems to be the problem officer? Bruh..... Great timing ┬─┬ノ( ノ) But I just did make the statement! ლ( ლ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Makes me love my state even more... Had a mouthful of taco when I read your comment... Yeah I'm done eating for a while ┬─┬ノ( ノ) # ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Oh my dear god I never even thought about that That jaw line makes me apprehensive. Something feels unnatural. Lol, just because I got de-modded... Who the hell downvotes anyone who has a Pascucci ? That's like people throwing stones at a firetruck… I'm 22 weeks, have an active baby, and though s/he isn't brushing up against my organs (yet), it's active enough to keep me awake My parasite was having a dance party Saturday night and kept waking me up from dreams. Oy! I live alone too, except for my three cats and my dog who I had to place with some other people for a while while I recover from illness, and my son is here friday to monday. I keep my home very organized. Not squeaky clean at all times but everything is in it's right place at least. Living with my parents was hell, horders the both of them and just no order of any kind. They always asked me where things were because I subconciously kept track of all their stuff. It's a little hard with my son sometimes too, he's almost two so there's toys everywhere come monday in spite of my efforts to put everything back when he goes to bed. But he has started to do a few things, he takes his dishes away to the sink without me having to ask, puts trash in the bin and he helps with putting his legos in their bin if I ask him, put books back etc. You just have to do it just before bed time though because it's just as much fun dispersing the toys all over the appartment again. Recite the "skinny bitches" verses again and tell me it's not saying otherwise. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Fresh beeEEEeans What the shit? Here's hoping that they also back down on the massively unpopular NBN :P I was trying to start a pun train But next Tuesday is tomorrow. yes, i too work at an establishment that loves to reward bad behavior. I totally forgot to mention an American driver. Getting one of those is so so crucial to the team. The problem being again that the talent is simply not there. Gene actually said something along the lines of giving Dale Earnhardt Jr. a shot at the drive....... My face --> Its true. You die. I did it on a run today...now I'm dead Every single time guysss , every single time ( ) #ebolagate I had that with my daughter. She preferred sitting on my hips but got some good bladder kicks/punches in Fun times :/ That's my name At dee uncles. As an equal opportunity slut I resent all Florida comparisons looking at Philly's roster like ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿├┬┴┬┴ * ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)つY * ヽ( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° )ﾉ * ༼凸 ◉_◔༽凸 * ヽ༼✿σل͜ σ༽ﾉ * /╲/( ͡⎚ ͜U ͡⎚)/\╱\ * ( ͡⚆ ͜ʖ ͡⚆) * ヽ༼⚆ل͜⚆༽ﾉ * ( ͡ _ ͡°)ﾉ⚲ * ♫ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┘ ♪ * ಠ⌣ಠ * ༼ ಥل͟ಥ ༽ ┬┴┬┴┤ * ༼ຈل͜├┬┴┬┴ * ༼ ಠل͟ಠ༽ * ᕕ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ * ᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕗ * ༼ง ͠ຈ ͟ل͜ ͠ຈ༽ง * |༼ʘ ل͜ ʘ༽| * ヽ༼◕ل͜◕༽ﾉ * ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ * (° ͜ʖ°) * ヽ༼ ツ ༽ﾉ * （͡°͜ʖ͡°） * (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ * ༼ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ * ( ＾◡＾)っ✂╰⋃╯ * ╰( ͡'◟◯ ͡')╯ * ヽ༼ ຈل͜ຈ༼ ຈل͜ຈ༽ຈل͜ຈ ༽ﾉ * ༼ - ل͜ - ༽ * ヽ° ~͜ʖ~ °ﾉ * ᕙ (° ~͜ʖ~ °) ᕗ * 乁( ◔ ౪◔)ㄏ * ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ * ヽ༼ຈل͜ರೃ༽ﾉ * ୧༼ಠ益ರೃ༽୨ * ( ﾉ ﾟｰﾟ)ﾉ * ヽຈل͜ຈﾉ * ヽ(ﾟｰﾟヽ) * ヽ༼ຈ益ຈ༽ﾉ * (☢益☢t) * ༼ᕗຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ * ╮(╯▽╰)╭ * ╮(╯ل͜╰)╭ * ༼ つ◕(oo)◕༽つ * (ι´Д｀)ﾉ * ヽ༼◥▶ل͜◀◤༽ﾉ * [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ヽ̲̅༼̲̅ຈ̲̅ل͜ຈ̲̅༽̲̅ﾉ̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] * [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡◥▶ ͜ʖ ͡◀◤)̲̅$̲̅] * ༼ ͠ຈ ͟ل͜ ͠ຈ༽ง * ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ☂ * (＾◡＾)っ * ༼☯﹏☯༽ * ヽ༼ ☭ل͜☭ ༽ﾉ * ♌༼✪ل͜✪༽ᕤ * (͡◔ ͜ʖ ͡◔) * ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ * ─=≡Σ((( つ◕ل͜◕)つ * ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ * (∩ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)⊃━☆ﾟ. * ･ ｡ﾟ, * ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽>ง * ᕙ༼◕ل͜◕༽ᕗ * ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ︵┻━┻ * ୧༼ ͡◉ل͜ ͡◉༽୨ * ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ * (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง * Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ * ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง * ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ * ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ * (~˘▾˘)~ * ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ * ヽຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ * (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ * ୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨ * /╲/\╭( ͡° ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ͡°)╮/\╱\ * (▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) * (ﾉ )ﾉ * └(°ᴥ°)┘ * つ◕ل͜◕)つ * ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) * ヽ༼♥ل͜♥༽ﾉ * ༼ ᓄºل͟º ༽ᓄ * (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง * ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ * ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ * ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ * ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ * ヽ༼>ل͜<༽ﾉ * ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) * ヽ༼@ل͜ຈ༽ﾉ * ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ * ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ * ('ºل͟º)ノ⌒. * [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] Theres like some freaky shit on there You do know chocolate is poisonous for dogs... Right? That logic feels like it should work. If I had legendary or exotic weapons I still use rare weapons at lvl 26 You do know that one M&M, which contains nothing even close to real chocolate, isn't going to hurt a dog, and that pointing out pedantic shit on reddit is annoying as fuck... Right? Tap your screen 3 times and it should light back up. Its for night time reading >You do know that...pointing out pedantic shit on reddit is annoying as fuck... Right? voice spam *A whole neeew wooorld* **DON'T YOU DARE CLOSE YOUR EYES** Paging Chris Hanson... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) your flair.. Someone was timing your bathroom break??! They could have used an ice cube and a piece of tissue paper ( ) "BAE" **B**efore. **A**nything. **E**lse. Regardless of what it stands for, it will always sound like a lazy version of babe. ...now you have to go outside because cellular reception sucks indoors ...could be worse Because someone farted in a meeting about some day lighting? Yeah, definitely some hope in the world after all. what's his/her reaction? Oh! Because of the title! Shit, I'm a grown-ass man and I got a spicegirls reference . . . ( ) There is a new UT? ( ) It's also "little brother" ah ah ah yes my bad. Just woke up. No need to be rude ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) kids nowadays have no honor 13$ for 1 gram gets you a strain and 5 friends blazed out of your mind in Amsterdam. how good was the stuff? I think I see Architecture for Dummies book in their Once I hit the top 100 I effectively switched faction, let alone getting there twice GG man! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I keep it nice and sanitary but theyre global wifi events anyone with an internet connection can grab em ( ) > (and there was another issue, but I forgot it now ) ( ) To be the first dead human on Mars. Hopefully not Cam I murder your parents? My hospital doesn't have wifi. Period. Had to tether to my husband's and eventually he had to give me his phone when I had to go back in sans family and my newborn baby. If it happens again, we're just switching sims and he can have the wifi at home. Fuck that music. (/ )/ ♪ ┻━┻︵＼( ＼)♪ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Screams of child porn. That sounds terrifying. Can't tell if you are serious. * * Damnit you made me laugh and people are staring... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I've had to crave meat to eat it I hate meat aversions dammit!! After a stomach bug, I generally cannot do meat for a week or more after. This has been frustrating to say the least. I also can't cook anymore because I hate the smell of food >:( I have no advice because I'm not fulfilling my protein quota either. I do it least eat pizza (ya cheese ;), cheese quesadillas, and eggs when baby asks. I also had a tofu fajita when hubs and I went out last week. Haven't been able to eat the leftovers This is how I look to everyone in the office today: Why is this not in slow motion? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) And now I just came across a comment where you say you're going to try going with the flow. Griftah. I've been wearing his Talisman of True Treasure Tracking for years now and I'm starting to suspect I might have been had. was that a *zip* up or a *zip* down? Sounds good but to get those speeds is dancing with the Big Three and their pricey bandwidth caps. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I heard this a few years ago. Way to be original OP! Get your own shower next time (ಠ_ಠ) ( ) My dad keeps getting old bottles of scotch and bourbon for free but refuses to open them. He knows they won't "age" but I can't seem to convince him to do side by side comparisons of newer bottlings. Why does one need 6 bottles of old JW Black? Yeah.. that username really stands out in a discussion of this kind. I Believe you, and I help you, but then I have to kill you Lots of people on this sub are suggesting it. Take a look [_](/ffff)(ಠ_ಠ) [_](/ffff) ( ) (ಠ_ಠ) ( ) I'm going to guess the Sabres would be last if their power ranker hadn't literally put them in first. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) > -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) There's this weird anti-citing culture around reddit and people take offense that creators just want credit for giving out free entertainment. I have no clue why but I'll keep citing sources, even when it results in people stalking me for a week to call me a "source nazi" for every cite I make. (True story. ) (ಠ_ಠ) ( ) ( . ) ( . ) ( . ) ( . ) ) . ( ) . ( ( v ) ( 8=> ) The store isn't done updating yet. They've got 2 more hours or something. Till 7pm pst. I see the consoles are still having trouble recognizing black people. Imagine if they make Nunu's Consume have a special effect as well, oh the terror ( ). Looks like Thailand needs some freedom. He swallows it Don't do drugs, son. And always use protection. Google miente ... (ok no, the thing is, door and gate are synonymous, and since a gate could be considered a type of door, it's probably going for the broader translation. Source = I'm mexican....quiubole carnales ;D) They should disclose, and fight the repercussions. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That is very interesting Tell me More Are you going to repost a link to your channel for every chapter you play? A likely story ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Yeah I dunno people can be pretty mean :/, but I'm glad that it seems everything worked out for you in the end :D. Sorry if I'm missing it but what did the postcard say? Maybe I'm missing it, I don't see anything in the comment, unless you don't want to share which is totally k. I'm just pretty curious what somebody would write that only comments with . Even though he probably had other normalier accounts. Absolutely wrong. Must have entire suit. No jorts. -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) My 5 that I got two years ago looks brand new compared to that, and I don't even use a case. That bathtub grout.. oh i've been given the "it's not you it's me" speech started with "we need to talk"ლ( ლ) An amazing bartender wouldn't take 4 godamn minutes to pour me a drink Why the hell would you not put a serious tag on this?? Haha that's so true! It's like they just *want* us to accidentally faint/run away from the shiny pokemon Anyone else notice the bikini isn't covering the good bits. ლ( ლ) It's actually pretty awesome. Για κάποιο φίλο σου σε ρώτησε κοπέλα μου, όχι για τη Μέρκελ ლ( ლ) But I'm inside right now too ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Yea, just because we get our milk in bags... why you hatin' on meh volvo ლ( ლ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) The fuck is a warmind. It's like they gave up that part of the story Don't upvote he asks and yet they upvote...ugh, people. Aircraft controls are designed for vehicles with only four degrees of freedom, after all (though you get a fifth DOF with joystick tilt). (And once again, at setups with an expensive HOTAS and no rudder pedals.) The one fly in the ointment is that personally I find it hard to move sticks around without triggering an unwanted twist input, but maybe that's just me. n00b admins *OMG WEED!* Jesus. Why do people enable fat girls? Then it's false... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I got the timid "are you expecting?" from the lab tech when I went for my GESTATIONAL DIABETES test. It didn't inspire a lot of confidence, since I am 5'4" and was 26 *very visible weeks* at the time. Oh, and also did I mention I was there for a GESTATIONAL DIABETES test?! Considering what the bucket represents in the fandom... I once had to log on to Medicare website to change my address details after moving home. However, i couldn't remember my password and instead of sending an email, they actually sent out a letter...to my old address ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Yeah it is pretty cool. My car is a stick and was making noise (turned out to be the dreaded valve lifter tick early e90 3 series are known for). Anyway, I was under warranty so I took it to the dealership. They tried to tell me the noise was my clutch plate rubbing against my torque converter.... ....which is it Is independence day in summer? Are you going to make our sub all American? Sério mesmo? Um post só pra isso? Nao gosta da block. I don't mind hair on legs or pits but if you want me to go down on you please shave or at least rim your lips. I'll try to do the same. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) is how I am. > ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ In portrait mode... I am usually found on Facebook/Twitter/Tumblr and my gaming site...not updated it today though, been too busy I also spend a lot of time getting tracks for my next podcast. I live in PA... pretty far east coast.. I have an excellent computer and I average 70-80 on a good day and 90-95 every other. We need another server Rito please listen. Still not asking for it! Yeah the costs really vary by province. As well (although I haven't experienced this firsthand), I know people who weren't even given the option of paying the duty for the excess liquor; they got to the border, truthfully told the border agent they were over, and they had their excess confiscated. I suspect that's why it's hard to get firm answers/info online - they can pretty much do whatever they want, and it depends on what border guard you get ლ( ლ) Here in Pittsburgh, we opened Obama High School in 2009. Even as a two-time Obama voter, That egg is WAY TOO CLEAN! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Why is this phone so ugly??? The nexus 4 and 5 were so beautiful, why in the **** would they make something so ugly and clunky looking? Sensationalism at its finest. Another threat? those headlights make it look like that car has seen some shit Oops wrong post. sorry about that A third actor for quicksilver ┬─┬ノ( ノ) YESSSSS, you like The Breeders!! They're playing shows again and I was so geeked out and excited, but none of my friends knew who they were. Two of those reports are from moderators Wondering how interesting and fun It would be to have an AMA style thread with someone who works at LCI... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Die Aussage würd ich ja verstehen, wenn eine grüne Gemeinderätin zur FPÖ wechselt um die Blauen schlechtzureden. Aber wie scheint das bitte ein schlechtes Licht auf die Grünen? I'm in class and your background made me uncomfortable I don't think that was an appropriate face to put there. >Jesus. Why do people enable fat girls? I don't think you're particularly likeable. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Wilshire/Whilshire Oh yeah! I can battle on the 3DS that doesn't work satan. Well, you actually need it right? So there would be no reason for them to deny it, because it's a legitimate cause and it's not like you're just getting your red card to pay lower recreational prices, right? As a 16 year what? Thanks for your comment - I went to a school in the SEC. We've thought about this enough for today Aw come on, now you're just rubbing it in! ლ( ლ) Hah, chump! Mine is on a.. -doublecheck- .. Monday. He should have never revealed himself. When Stephan Bonnar removed the mask I was like the juice Looks like you have a space bar asshole ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)( ͡⊙ ͜ʖ ͡⊙)( ͡◕ ͜ʖ ͡◕ )( ͡ʘ̚ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ̚) ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ୧༼ ͡◉ل͜ ͡◉༽୨ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨乁( ◔ ౪◔)ㄏ─=≡Σ((( つ◕ل͜◕)つ (ง •̀_•́)ง┌(° ͜ʖ͡°)┘(ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)งᕙ༼◕ل͜◕༽ᕗ(⊙◡⊙)༼ᕤຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ So... You willingly subscribed to PS+ and you see it as being... "Forced"? It least he used logic instead of making fun of said belly? I'd definitely prefer that to 'you're so fat!' ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Why is the black kid in the back If I was that guy whose cake it was, I'd be like I'm stabby and pregnant. Everything royally pisses me off OB attributes it to the Progesterone changes. Depending on your BC, it could very well be the Progesterone levels are high in this particular one. Your penis... twists? Haha even still, VHS in 2005? Where will the Patriot's ***D*** ***finish*** ? Jaime Lannister sends his regards. And, uh, his nose. Play it. Yep That is all....except I'd be going down to the States *from* Canada ;p ͡ I asked them to hold mine and was told this is not possible unless Apple calls them to request it. Someone just revealed an anime character fetish Next thing you know a message will appear saying "don't mind me.. keep going " "Goo DOG" If Burrows could go ahead and make that hit again on McGrattan that'd be *greeeeeeeat*. I mean wait..what..noooo, I wouldn't wish ill on another human be^yesIwould^ What the fuck i just realized crocodiles poop This makes so much sense because, oh yeah, the oil industry hasn't done anything in its history to release breast-cancer-causing carcinogens into the environment. You chop an 850lb man in quarters and that's still 212.5lbs each, about 1.5x my weight I'm going to spam this dungeon and fill an entire island of them just to laugh at as they waddle around. I now am wildly attractive to insects such as Lady Beetles and Lacewings. And now do not have to find my own food as Ants will now direct me to where my next meal is for my digestive goods? ? Maybe Kato. The Green Hornet's sidekick? ( ) Wife here: though I specifically asked my husband to NOT tell me any of the gruesome or embarrassing details about the massacre going on downstairs during our labor and delivery, a few weeks later he slipped up and revealed one tidbit that seems to be the only thing he absorbed from that "beautiful" experience. He held his fingers up in an "OK" sign and said, "it was crazy... your butthole was THIS big." /╲/\╭(ಠ ಠ)╮/\╱\ Wasn't me... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Safest in the car my ass! Why is that Naruto 695.5 Post NSFW but this isnt. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Theres a difference between being offended and being weirded out. since when is " " an offended face lol -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) I think the had more to do with the illegal imitation of a police car than the speed itself. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) NSA - SURVEILLANCE Didn't notice that upside-down kid in the colour pic... nuts. It means we have 2 sets of tools ┬─┬ノ( ノ) When she came back I showed it to her and she said, "Oh I'm sorry I must have misplaced it". << my face at the time. That's it, I got my grade, but that teacher was known to do these kinds of things. So after all the complaints by students she eventually got fired. Got a trade accepted where I received AJ and gave up Bennett, Ben Tate, and Roddy just one day before he re-injured himself. This is great news! Yes Yeah, HPD was completely destroyed by this issue. Considering how much the user base has complained about the RS'ing system, all of the junk, etc. I am surprised they haven't paid more attention to this.... then again... No I'm not. Kill that bastard Cryptarc. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) English isn't everyone's first language wtf dude ┌∩┐( )┌∩┐ Yes. The solution to this problem is more white people in gangs "Rally Connors" Death Note. It wouldn't have taken long to look up the spelling, guys! It's particularly amusing because the subtitles clearly say "Larry Conners" :P A youtube video of a camera capture of a youtube video.. You need help talking to a girl? ...You came to the right place. Start off the conversation by saying something along the lines of "How bad is your ping?"or "What's your favorite item?" By then she'll crazy about you and before you know it you'll be in bed. Most likely alone with nothing but the thought of what could have been and the sting of the smack she gave you. 10/10 works every time. 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Or maybe I'm just not alone in my craziness I've developed 'bumps' that turned into a hard spot on of all places, my ring finger If I wear my wedding ring, it can get worst. I asked my OB, and it's eczema. She recommend (*for my case*) 0.5 Hydrocortisone cream. It's helped, but if I don't stay on top of it, it's been coming back, and now I have a second spot on my right pinky finger. ( ) LOLOLOL ….oh, wait. Maybe it's from the 3rd person's point of view. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) <---3rd person. Considering I'm having a hard time eating now, getting any sort of judgmental comment on my eating would send me into a small rage with words Thanksgiving lands on my time, and guess who's working in a thanksgiving parade this year? I carried two bags of milk in a Costco bag on my left shoulder. Given that my pain increased and got worst, and that my chiropractor plus ice were able to *fix* it, mine is definitely not abdomen related. Mine was 'super woman brain' related lol!! ( ) You just asked not to long ago if Arnold Schwarzenegger ever posted on Reddit Jungle Japes is already hell on Earth So you're the guy who burns the LB right before node! I don't get it.. i agree asuna with black hair /╲/\╭(ಠ ಠ)╮/\╱\ ( ) At work for the next couple hours lol ┌( )┘ Then why was that your only comment? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Well. The professor just confirmed that the rate of homosexuality is 100% Yeah, I "fall in love" with whatever girl shows the least kindness to me. Oh well... guess I'll go watch Beauty and the Beast again.. Let's see ..... Taking a life or suspending a kid who deserves it. Give a moment to think which incident is of the most importance...... I agree with you on that. I'm 2 shows behind and my friend who is a fan as well keeps testing me this non spoiler teasers ┬─┬ノ( ノ) . . . . MAYBE TRADITIONS, BRO ლ( ლ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I would settle for some Wreck-It Ralph merchandise to be honest! We went to Disney last month and I made it my 7-day mission to find a Wreck-It Ralph shirt, and failed. What's it take to find a simple shirt with 8-bit Ralph's face on it, that says 'I'm gonna wreck it!' underneath in 8-bit font!? #####---->>>>>>>>/╲/\╭( ͡ ͡° ͡ ͡°◡ ͡ ͡° ͡ ͡° )╮/\╱\ --> /╲/\╭(ಠ ಠ)╮/\╱\ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I was sick through a trimester and a half with my daughter, but it was all nausea, and I didn't have a lot of energy. I also almost died PP because they gave me too many fluids, my body couldn't empty itself, and my heart was failing (right side). I also had a really hard time after all was clear with just the initial adjustment period with a newborn, and catching up on my milk supply was hell. I was convinced I couldn't do this again Dang, I wanted to graph , but alphanumeric only. Oh well. thanks ArchangellePedophile That was quite.....detailed there You lied to me The coast is never clear look at his username dummy We all make mistakes, but you're still making them FYI. That is *not* original packaging! What state do you live in ? ( ) I've had almost the same thing "Who is Sochi" 2 x glasses of wine? That's no where near enough booze for a whole movie Yes With my daughter, I threw up all of three times, and for a trimester and a half, I was nauseous With this one, I was put on Diclectin around 8 weeks, nausea is under control, but I hate food with a passion. If I could go without eating most days, I probably would. Also, I tried to go off my med...what a joke :/ I'm 23 weeks btw I'd be frightened to meet the women who have similar Netflix taste. I read this as Neil Winters. I've got a posterior placenta, and trust me when I say, it's not always so great. I'm 23 weeks along with one active little thing, and I almost swear this one is worst than my daughter was (also active, also PP) This baby has woken me out of dreams *already* (aka sleep). It can get super frustrating :/ So if I'm understanding this correctly the Dutch refer to WWII as "The Tweed-Wearers War" ?? I feel as though some important points to that war were left out in my early education..... Motherfucker doesn't even praise the Bucket Fountain What I wanna know is how the hell kakashi eats if he never takes that damn mask off how does he eat Completely dressed in pink including the helmet. Still a boy to Reddit Why have I never seen this? Güey... i second this shit. "Plays like the real arcade game" ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Isn't hunt at GWS? CP Gaming But then how can we argue about it I asked for a specific example. You gave me a vague non-answer. AGAIN. Wasps don't make honey. *THE HONEY IS A LIE* Fuck off Who would fuck a salamander? I think he is a she Oh I do. Whenever I masturbate it tells me my daily goal has been reached.... ( ) I see what you did there How to make a wasp even more frightening? Turn it into a mega hornet... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Si belli, finchè il gioco non si chiama "Gonfia la valvola" Well so long as no one's overreacting..... No posting nudes of Zoe Quinn without warnings. But where does he get the milk?? "Boil it" ... Worst advice ever. I was just about to say that. It means Delight_venomous/poisonous, or poisonous delight ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Support-Mid!! Right? Nobody.. Okay > Supermarket trolley. Did that kid just say that him and his neighbors were talking about how the could totally understand the appeal of beheading and raping anyone with a minor difference in religious belief in them? You like karma, or you like Karma? /╲/\╭( ͡ಠ ಠ)╮/\╱\ Upvote for use of I so wish to be an analyst but, sadly, there exists a structure called school My God, man Lobster Fuck, there's going to be a fucking railgun? That disclaimer I think that was part of Sega's strategy to differentiate itself from Nintendo as much as possible. The SNES was light-coloured while the Sega Genesis was all-black. Mario was a chubby plumber that was nothing but loveable, Sonic was a spiky hedgehog that had that 90s rebellious attitude. While Nintendo kids were bouncing along as Mario listening to fun little music and developing pleasant childhood memories, were were playing as Sonic all GOTTA GO FAST AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. I'm 28 years old and that music still gives me panic attacks. ( ) You ever suck amy dick for marijuana? Double middle fingers. ლ( ლ) Or fist shakes. ** **. I looked it up and found the un-modded sub /r/thewhitestripes. I never realized (or found) this modded and active sub. Thanks so much. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) I was gonna let it slide but then they had Nash vs Pistol Pete like 3 seconds later ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You have Sunset Sarsaparilla Star bottle caps in Megaton? You paid Comcast for this?? ^^ On the other hand, the pig rescue near me does fundraisers where they serve BBQed cows and chickens. I asked them if they serve pork sausages or pork ribs too and they horrified. Talk about cognitive dissonance... Cool. I love legos. I can't even get everything set up properly on Windows ( ) At least half the time I run to bounty board I end up doing this still. I hope I'm not the only to notice this guy has the Ten Commandments tablets on his shirt. "Sigurdsson of *Swansea*" ಠ_ಠ > Take your arm back ( )--\ "Gylfi of Iceland" ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ I tried, I deleted the cache&data. But nothing seems to work          People that don't know about this show must be dead - or should be **Royal** Farms? Stuck in the goddamn drive through. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) West Hollywood and Beverly Hill are in Los Angeles You're the one that doesn't know here. He's talking about the outfit that says Corazon on the back of it. Your post is about the outfit with the feather scarf. He obviously didn't pay attention to what he replied to and you assumed he replied to your question when he didn't even know what the question was about in the first place. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Cool vid. Thanks. I wonder how my EDC Division flipper would do... ITT: People who play games on consoles saying that people who want better-looking games, which require advancing technologies to continually improve, are holding the industry back. "the first hit" I see what you did there Excuse me, pink still *is* the manliest colour known to man My brother was put up on such a high-expectation/perfection pedestal that now he has a lot of mental issues, is in his early 30's living at home, and refuses to work for anyone but himself You wanted to see it? ( ) (Surreal) I seriously want to smack your ex and his family upside the head WTseriousF?! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ You mean you'd butt rape every hot girl in a 5 mile radius? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Yes. I've never heard of a recruiter looking poorly on an applicant because they applied to more than one position. Just don't apply to all 50+ job listings Could you explain to me why Increase contrast would help against lagg and stuff? It only makes colors a bit darker Why didn't the daughter help? Weird she kept going once she broke it. Where is the Phone app? .... those eyebrows .... Don't you go anywhere or I'll give you a southern slap you northern northerner. I know right? Everyone's going crazy over the white notifications and the white notification shade and I'm like ( ) Or SQRT, to be "Team " Pretty light for 3 am I am not good at this ( ) That rear wing Why isn't Florida on here? There's a guy in my group that uses tabernacle and moat. As a child of over-protective parents, this pisses me off My parents let my bro do everything, *everything* under the sun, but you probably can see where this is going. My first sleepover with friends was when I was goddamn 18 >:( My social skills suffered as a result, and I am still awkward as fuck. Your husband needs to let go a bit, and if he can't, he *really* needs to get some kind of help, or your LO will suffer in the long run :/ Your daughter could even grow to resent him (I still resent my parents in my early 30's ). /╲/\╭(ಠ ಠ)╮/\╱\ This reminds me of when I was working at Mcdonald's and I got asked if there's chicken in the vegetarian McWrap Why do you give the video an English name when it has some Eastern hemisphere country's language as subtitles? At a concentration camp Read Rudder burger and thought it was an udder burger. "Hutson Mason is en fuego" ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I can't say I blame you "Ground breaking" Yeah I went like "Duuuuuh!!", but things like this happen when you're just sleepy and done playing with a new toy then putting it on a random table in the room. Next morning there's sun! Glad your ball didn't create a disaster > ┬─┬ノ( ノ) People telling you to open a brewery after tasting your first decent beer. . Also the best part. You used em too much I do. A bug that existed for 4 device generations ( ) I hope you also encourage them to put them back together I can click the items in the table of contents but nothing happens (linux/chrome) MRW: It's a currency. Why can't this be divorced from culture, and nationalism? Oh right, because the statists run the printing press. >┬─┬ノ( ノ) Pastor isn't gonna do anything about it? Cut your losses and say 'BAI!'. That's absolutely ridiculous Set an alarm on his phone after he passes out for the night ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Brush your teeth. It's such a normal activity ...and yet. You have a feeling you're gonna get flamed for liking the skyline? What a brave soul for speaking your mind anyway ? Is it dead? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) ofc they are. Only Americans are silly enough to think that electricity is magically going to shock you if put a wire into the same water you are in. Worst case scenario here is that the water has some kind of salt or something dissolved in it, or else it wont even conduct electricity anyhow, and then the water short circuits the extension and blows a fuse... Even if the poolwater will conduct, yes IF, they are standing in a rubber pool, which is laying on asphalt further isolating the shortest path to ground... 240V is not magically going to swim trough water, crawl up your shorts and out your nose only to fly away to the nearest lightning rod -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Why would you want to remove the smell of freshly baked cookies from the air? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) It gets easier when one group claims (insert politician) increased funds to (insert thing) and the another groups claims that (same politician) cut funding to (same thing). Everything balances out and I can go on with my life. Including a tl;dr helps your relationship with reddit. Just busting your balls, but also for reals. What the actual fuck ?! What happened when you pressed there You are the AT&T of people. ( ) I send in my crash reports but lately (in the last few days) I haven't had to because things have been running smoothly. And I read and understood the instructions about the event (they were pretty straightforward) and again had no real issues except for some minor lag. Thanks for the mean-spirited comments though. You sure put me in my place. Image 25 - That Ellie Cosplay. Fuckin rat killing ferret. ┌( )┘ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Please respect our tables ┬─┬ノ( ノ) you will not be asked again I am appalled that this has no comments. This is reddit brilliance... ( ) Ahaha, now everyone has a ronia. The main nuisance to me is when people ask "only hyper maxed" when most times all you need is a high lv. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) The appeal of smartphones is so that you don't need to carry around physical codes like this ( ) Well this god dirty quick Your username makes me think you are full of shit. I'm a crossing guard and I could use one of these to ram into people who speed thru school zones. What? I hate all of you... Could be a friction blister. When I got my conch done I had the same exact thing, giant infected looking nipple on the back of my ear...come to find out the piercing that they put in was too big and just causing issues. Took it out and it was perfectly fine the next day. Gligar Potato Ahh, trying to use "authority" to silence someone. You'll make a great cop I'm sure... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) What about the white parts . /s ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ( )ﾉ ┻━┻ ┻━┻ ヽ( ) Reinforcements have been called. (ಠ_ಠ)ﾉ︵ ┻━┻ (ಠ_ಠ)ﾉ︵ ┻━┻ (ಠ_ಠ)ﾉ︵ ┻━┻ (ಠ_ಠ)ﾉ︵ ┻━┻ ( )ﾉ︵ ┻━┻ Hey! No spoilers! Checked out mushmancats thread. Reaction: ( ) But it already is -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) d b OH GOD Over a million views, with a large percentage of "Likes". For a Cinematic trailer that's only available in 480p... What is happening to this team lately.. Holy smokes Prattteeerrrrrrrr Prattteeerrrrrrrr ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You must be so pleasant at parties Ha! Yeah I get that a lot as well when I try to bring up topics like this. It's a complete lack of empathy that I find disturbing. It's obvious that these sort of people have never had to actually worry about money, or making ends meet or concerned about where the next meal is coming from. They have never been down on their luck and probably never will. The annoying thing is it's not because they are so much more talented or smart...it's just luck. They are lucky to have savings, assets, inherited wealth and family to fall back on. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) /╲/\╭(ಠ ಠ)╮/\╱\ sure is /r/alexjones in this thread This post completely embodies my life right now. I loved soraka so much but now there's just an open invitation for everyone to kill you over and over. I've tried full tank stats with tank items, to get more effective HP since you're always gonna take 10% anyways, doesn't matter no escapes, near melee range heals, makes you a dead target, people normally kill me accidentally with silly aoe, she needs some sort of change against these teams that have a billion stuns gap closers and hard cc, sure she heals a teammate a lot, but that's hard to do when you're dead. Also if riots going to make her stupid Q so annoying to hit why not make the shot in the middle actually useful and speed soraka up or something, one if my favorite champs and she feels more brittle than glass. I love the idea, I love her E is godly her spam heals are cool but I mean I'd rather not kill myself and heal every 6 seconds like nami who also has a slow that's basically targeted and an AOE stun and an aoe long range knock up that slows. Soraka feels so weird right now.... RIOT FIX IT ASAP You have a small penis. and look like each other This isn't new at all ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Well, I guess you could justify young women's basketball as dangerous with you out there "I do think Reginald is ugly" ah i got off so fast to them you bet it does "I've seen it happen I've seen it happen I see it always, he still be screaming I see his demons in empty hallways. I trip to make the fall shorter."(taking about his friends death) I mean lyrically, that's basically actual poetry. If you think that he's talking about nothing I'd recommend looking up his lyrics on rap genius, musically I think the albums good. Do you like Cocoa butter Kisses? Look the lyrics up on genius and it makes total sense. This was true for me anyway. Besides, idc what you think good ass intro be funky. . My donger riot can (▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿├┬┴┬┴ * ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)つY * ヽ( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° )ﾉ * ༼凸 ◉_◔༽凸 * ヽ༼✿σل͜ σ༽ﾉ * /╲/( ͡⎚ ͜U ͡⎚)/\╱\ * ( ͡⚆ ͜ʖ ͡⚆) * ヽ༼⚆ل͜⚆༽ﾉ * ( ͡ _ ͡°)ﾉ⚲ * ♫ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┘ ♪ * ಠ⌣ಠ * ༼ ಥل͟ಥ ༽ ┬┴┬┴┤ * ༼ຈل͜├┬┴┬┴ * ༼ ಠل͟ಠ༽ * ᕕ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ * ᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕗ * ༼ง ͠ຈ ͟ل͜ ͠ຈ༽ง * |༼ʘ ل͜ ʘ༽| * ヽ༼◕ل͜◕༽ﾉ * ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ * (° ͜ʖ°) * ヽ༼ ツ ༽ﾉ * （͡°͜ʖ͡°） * (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ * ༼ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ * ( ＾◡＾)っ✂╰⋃╯ * ╰( ͡'◟◯ ͡')╯ * ヽ༼ ຈل͜ຈ༼ ຈل͜ຈ༽ຈل͜ຈ ༽ﾉ * ༼ - ل͜ - ༽ * ヽ° ~͜ʖ~ °ﾉ * ᕙ (° ~͜ʖ~ °) ᕗ * 乁( ◔ ౪◔)ㄏ * ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ * ヽ༼ຈل͜ರೃ༽ﾉ * ୧༼ಠ益ರೃ༽୨ * ( ﾉ ﾟｰﾟ)ﾉ * ヽຈل͜ຈﾉ * ヽ(ﾟｰﾟヽ) * ヽ༼ຈ益ຈ༽ﾉ * (☢益☢t) * ༼ᕗຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ * ╮(╯▽╰)╭ * ╮(╯ل͜╰)╭ * ༼ つ◕(oo)◕༽つ * (ι´Д｀)ﾉ * ヽ༼◥▶ل͜◀◤༽ﾉ * [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ヽ̲̅༼̲̅ຈ̲̅ل͜ຈ̲̅༽̲̅ﾉ̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] * [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡◥▶ ͜ʖ ͡◀◤)̲̅$̲̅] * ༼ ͠ຈ ͟ل͜ ͠ຈ༽ง * ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ☂ * (＾◡＾)っ * ༼☯﹏☯༽ * ヽ༼ ☭ل͜☭ ༽ﾉ * ♌༼✪ل͜✪༽ᕤ * (͡◔ ͜ʖ ͡◔) * ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ * ─=≡Σ((( つ◕ل͜◕)つ * ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ * (∩ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)⊃━☆ﾟ. * ･ ｡ﾟ, * ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽>ง * ᕙ༼◕ل͜◕༽ᕗ * ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ︵┻━┻ * ୧༼ ͡◉ل͜ ͡◉༽୨ * ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ * (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง * Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ * ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง * ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ * ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ * (~˘▾˘)~ * ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ * ヽຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ * (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ * ୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨ * /╲/\╭( ͡° ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ͡°)╮/\╱\ * (▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) * (ﾉ )ﾉ * └(°ᴥ°)┘ * つ◕ل͜◕)つ * ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) * ヽ༼♥ل͜♥༽ﾉ * ༼ ᓄºل͟º ༽ᓄ * (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง * ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ * ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ * ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ * ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ * ヽ༼>ل͜<༽ﾉ * ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) * ヽ༼@ل͜ຈ༽ﾉ * ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ * ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ * ('ºل͟º)ノ⌒. * [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] He has 2 dads? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I loved that question! I did give it a nice hard before I realized that I could draw it out though. Glad to see I got the answer right! So the range is farther when it's on wet land...? But the same could be said for Hecht and he was possessed This could in no way go wrong. I got in trouble for grading in red. Yeah, the xxSx's I've met haven't been very good with theory There is cum, everywhere.. ** ** I find it helpful to have a set of facial reactions to use in situations like this to avoid having to think of things on the spot. In this case it'd be something like . *** *** ಠ_ಠ They're watching me right now aren't they? You have so many points that are so unfortunately true. Maybe especially the slur being used in conversation one. Which seems to always skip along hand in hand with "I don't mean it in *that* way!" RIOT UR DONGERS ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)つY * ヽ( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° )ﾉ * ༼凸 ◉_◔༽凸 * ヽ༼✿σل͜ σ༽ﾉ * /╲/( ͡⎚ ͜U ͡⎚)/\╱\ * ( ͡⚆ ͜ʖ ͡⚆) * ヽ༼⚆ل͜⚆༽ﾉ * ( ͡ _ ͡°)ﾉ⚲ * ♫ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┘ ♪ * ಠ⌣ಠ * ༼ ಥل͟ಥ ༽ ┬┴┬┴┤ * ༼ຈل͜├┬┴┬┴ * ༼ ಠل͟ಠ༽ * ᕕ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ * ᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕗ * ༼ง ͠ຈ ͟ل͜ ͠ຈ༽ง * |༼ʘ ل͜ ʘ༽| * ヽ༼◕ل͜◕༽ﾉ * ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ * (° ͜ʖ°) * ヽ༼ ツ ༽ﾉ * （͡°͜ʖ͡°） * (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ * ༼ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ * ( ＾◡＾)っ✂╰⋃╯ * ╰( ͡'◟◯ ͡')╯ * ヽ༼ ຈل͜ຈ༼ ຈل͜ຈ༽ຈل͜ຈ ༽ﾉ * ༼ - ل͜ - ༽ * ヽ° ~͜ʖ~ °ﾉ * ᕙ (° ~͜ʖ~ °) ᕗ * 乁( ◔ ౪◔)ㄏ * ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ * ヽ༼ຈل͜ರೃ༽ﾉ * ୧༼ಠ益ರೃ༽୨ * ( ﾉ ﾟｰﾟ)ﾉ * ヽຈل͜ຈﾉ * ヽ(ﾟｰﾟヽ) * ヽ༼ຈ益ຈ༽ﾉ * (☢益☢t) * ༼ᕗຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ * ╮(╯▽╰)╭ * ╮(╯ل͜╰)╭ * ༼ つ◕(oo)◕༽つ * (ι´Д｀)ﾉ * ヽ༼◥▶ل͜◀◤༽ﾉ * [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ヽ̲̅༼̲̅ຈ̲̅ل͜ຈ̲̅༽̲̅ﾉ̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] * [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡◥▶ ͜ʖ ͡◀◤)̲̅$̲̅] * ༼ ͠ຈ ͟ل͜ ͠ຈ༽ง * ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ☂ * (＾◡＾)っ * ༼☯﹏☯༽ * ヽ༼ ☭ل͜☭ ༽ﾉ * ♌༼✪ل͜✪༽ᕤ * (͡◔ ͜ʖ ͡◔) * ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ * ─=≡Σ((( つ◕ل͜◕)つ * ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ * (∩ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)⊃━☆ﾟ. * ･ ｡ﾟ, * ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽>ง * ᕙ༼◕ل͜◕༽ᕗ * ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ︵┻━┻ * ୧༼ ͡◉ل͜ ͡◉༽୨ * ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ * (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง * Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ * ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง * ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ * ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ * (~˘▾˘)~ * ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ * ヽຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ * (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ * ୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨ * /╲/\╭( ͡° ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ͡°)╮/\╱\ * (▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) * (ﾉ )ﾉ * └(°ᴥ°)┘ * つ◕ل͜◕)つ * ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) * ヽ༼♥ل͜♥༽ﾉ * ༼ ᓄºل͟º ༽ᓄ * (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง * ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ * ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ * ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ * ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ * ヽ༼>ل͜<༽ﾉ * ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) * ヽ༼@ل͜ຈ༽ﾉ * ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ * ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ * ('ºل͟º)ノ⌒. * [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] I think you know what that is..... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Urg I'm a SAHM, but I would love to work part-time just so I can bring in an extra income towards paying off debt faster, a mortgage, or spoiling our family with vacations. With the way our tax bracket works (hubs makes too much, but hurray for debt ), and daycare, I might spend more money *to* work. I feel that this battle of moms vs not-working moms is bullshit User name suggests otherwise Urg ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I... what? ಠ_ಠ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Joined the MPs, and be forced to fight the SC. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ # ┬─┬ノ( ノ) "She was torn to pieces..." You scared me there for a sec. Skyrim 2 #skepticism... Another interesting fact, the eyes in the disapproval face are the letter "tha" from Kannada, a language in India. I cast it in my cottage once. It put the portal in my attic. sounds kinda cheaty there..... like wishing your genie for more wishes -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) I C.... Some bugs? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) The fuck. That was an AWESOME backside noseblunt TIL The United States Postal Service used to have the funding to sponsor football. ( )ﾉ︵ ┻━┻ YOU CANT HIDE WHATS INSIDE TO WAR! ( )ﾉ︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ( )ﾉ︵ ┻━┻ Tables must be flipped ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ( )ﾉ︵ /(.□ . ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ( )و The tables will be flipped! ( )و The tables will be flipped! ( )و The tables will be flipped! ( )و The tables will be flipped! Yes because even though knowing android is superior me having an iPad for multimedia is traitorous Seconding this. It allows me to quickly type emoticons like ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ and ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Mess Effect is brilliant and would've made a much better title for this strip Yup. Anyone with different tastes than you must surely be 14 years old. I think we found your next stalker. 69pp Pet your cat vs. heavy petting of your cat. Yeah, let's just give away this stuff to the police instead. I just read that as "LPT: Microwave your (wet!!) kitten..." No probs ;) The pair I got, I'm guessing, can go for about $50 These big stores know they can make money off of a temporary situation. I hate them >:( ( ) My brother and I weren't best of friends as children. One day when I was like 4 and he was 8 and our mom was gone, he decided to duct tape me to the kitchen table. When my mom got home she cut me free with scissors. When she was trying to cut a piece from my ankel, she accidentally cut me. Was? What's his favorite now? ( ) ( ) ( ) Q: ლ( ლ) There are animal sex clubs in Denmark. You go in pay some monitos and enjoy the buffet ( ) Or you could just close your legs? Do some dirty rated things that don't involve a penis penetrating a vagina. Good old handy, footsy, low blows or the finger bangers. Hell I may be stupid but maybe being abstinent might work? -,,If Muslim had a love child with Kim Jung Il it would look like this" I got a dead kid with a dart in his head.... Sometimes the yellow ranger was a guy Okay, probably been answered or is common knowledge...but...who's Victoria? Also, sup! How's the weather and what's your favourite role you've landed....also... ...much love! Shit. I feel kinda bad for him Please follow Rule 4 ooノ( ノ ) LOWER YOUR TESTES. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Go go Bulgaria... being the first in backwardness again. And I'm just sitting in my chair masturbating Soooo, this is The Snippening everybody is talking about? Turn it back on You guys get all the good stuff. A LEO buddy of mine can get MP5s for $1500 or so. I'd have to get a class 3 and pay $25-30k for the same thing ........ Hey! Us too! Wait, were you also sarcastic the last time we had the discussions about Shias and Iran? TIL I am a do nothing. Was that YOUR headache? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -_( )_- What's wonder woman doing in that picture... dammit excellus ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) This is what we need not going to lie, we need to get knocked down to get up again... Me My waist is 25 inches!!! How is it's leg as big as my WAIST. Wow. Looks good to me I guess given your user name, I shouldn't be surprised. This is my cuddle face I fell asleep with his stream on and woke up with him exactly where I remember him The next step in human evolution.... She looks like she tastes better. At least they stayed true to the original song... you're mocking me aren't you? I've seen you before... .... Icwatudidthar You appear everywhere get out ( )☞ RG3 here. Oh, and Cruz. And Eddie Lacy. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Gotta stay in the game if you wanna keep up, never close reddit, never deviate from f5, never sleep, never surrender! Masturbate with floss Or your kegals ┬─┬ノ( ノ) If you have the four skin removed, your clit will look bigger That they just inherited 800 thousand dollars WTF? Agreed, wonderful touch. i still get boners randomly..mahbe its because i whack my pud randomly # Now we have a photograph of /u/shadyapes joy, another toy... Fuck dude, you're about to get busted fuckin around like that. You need to bury that shit somewhere else than the house. Guaranteed they will find it. No chance you will succeed here. Move it to the woods and bury in two different places in airtight containers. The creators assumed they would get stick for their Muslim dolls but REALLY didn't expect the Christian ones to cause any beef.. I'm not even religious. Says the guy with a pun on unidan as a name using 4chan vocabulary. You're exactly the type to make these reviews. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Especially not the oilers..... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) *So was that*. Mine too I'm not far behind you. 23+4 here. My 21 month old can be hell on wheels. I've stopped 'cleaning up after her' (a while ago I might add) in *her* space because cleaning is futile :p I clean in there once every two to three weeks, but that includes a good vacuuming ;) If there's a lot of crumbs, ya, I do that at the end of the week. I can't stand crumbs under my toes lol! Usually when people x-post, they just link directly to the post in the other subreddit. Unless they're whoring for karma Why are you comparing this game to Destiny? Where in his post did he even bring up Destiny? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Every move you make.. If you bite your nails or grind your teeth, yes, this absolutely can shift your teeth. Source? Former Dental Assistant with a huge gap between two teeth that weren't there before Frack! ( ) Looks like they upped the price iPhone 4s ** ** CPU and PSU. Thanks Oracle TIL there was such a thing as a "female umbrella" ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I don't even have a penis and this sounds horrifying "Her brother is even her cameraman" Really fucking hot (no not like that ). Its sandy in most places but there are green areas. Its actually really nice looking place. Oh and that sand is like fucking powder it gets everywhere, some still comes out of my laptop sometimes. ( ) I literally mad this face ┬─┬ノ( ノ) *That* is just cruel! you mean the gonorrhea globule story ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Frack mama! Can we split the cost of those two half days so I can send mine off to daycare too ? So jelly ;) Why are you using such a low lvl gem In your helm?? Children get old pussy? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I was going to jokingly say post this to /r/tireporn... but it turns out it already exists and is private I think he ate one of my garage geckos THERE SHALL BE NO EYE CONTACT IN THE DEVIL'S THREE WAY I had to do that for my guinea pig, with my hair > I would never break my hot daughters heart, just 11 year old cherry and homeschool her away from other guys because I want to protect Daddy's little girl. We feel the same thing. Wow, someone downvoting "Better safe than sorry.", especially when talking about STD's... Probably hamxt ( ) Woo. That's what I like. ** ** I would be livid if my husband would be doing this over and over and over again Especially for some unappreciative cunt like that >:( I'm cool with praising her for creating so many vegan restaurants. Am...am I a member now? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Beautiful. I always wonder why the BBC can't get the weather map to look like that. You know, properly proportioned. It's almost as if it's intentional or something -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) If you can't see how she took that offensively then you really need to check yourself American military superiority. Transformers is a prime example. Do bullets REALLY stand a chance against alien technology? No. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Yeah the stream conveniently dropped about half of his talk for me. Don't want to be a conspiracy theorist, but: . ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Don't put it in your mouth ლ( ლ) Huh? It's not about liking someone. It's about one being less than wonderful and the other being a dangerous misogynist who is part of the grid lock dark-ages mindset currently fucking our country over for years. You are welcome to chill out, but I'm content taking this very seriously. If the GOP keeps running terrorist tea bags, many others will too. 0/27 on Lmeta. THE DREAM It's scary, I saw the "last time your team has this record" thread, and we could either go the charger way, 5-1 and finish 8-8 or the cowboy way 5-1 and end finish 13-3! Remembering that 4 goal game... ლ( ლ) Timing could not have been better. ==== I'd say so. 3 piece. Indeed. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) "He plays for Barcelona..." *Oh damn, he must be pretty good* "in Ecuador." Which part is a "hit" and not fact again? DDL REPOST Can clearly see, and that's the obvious issue Well now that you mentioned it... $20! I was like "uhm, are you sure? ", because there were about 6 of us and we had each gotten a bill. This was in a really affluent neighborhood, but up until that point we had just gotten king sized bars and went through a garage haunted house, lol Same boat mama, but with a 21 month old. I love her, I do. I'm pregnant and she's going through the terrible twos early FML somedays. Every time I can get out, I take it and fucking run as fast as I can. My husband is wonderful and helps me get out. Nope. February 6th bumper and I hate food Meat more than anything :/ (☞ )☞ exactly ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) NUUUUUU NOW EVERYONE SEES IT I panicked because I couldn't think of a vegetable I actually liked >.< Those fuckers Really? I think you mean painal. Looks like I need to move to Idaho Pryor and Greg Little go on to be the next Swann and Stallworth. They're racist but okay with lesbianism? Cum toast. You're there to EAT. After food is delivered, most people start actually eating it. Why is it so hard to believe you might actually be EATING when they come back to check on you? I'm sure they would love to just stand there and watch you until you're between bites to ask, but they probably have other things to do like wait on other people who are also there to eat. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Did he realize the error in his ways ??? /╲/\╭(ಠ ಠ)╮/\╱\ ( ) please not again ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ** ** Wish I knew. She drinks Busch? Looked at the related stories at the bottom....... That's it.... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I'm glad it's mentioned that it's alpha footage, but even the way the trailer was put together: I hit the download tab to see what clients were available and suddenly it's downloading a file that I didn't ask for and pops up a login window so I can't even browse the page. That gets on my *pet peeves*. Yeah it's a big change for my wallet too Uhhh...if she doesn't like the place she's at, she can open her own Wtf?? You use "Holo" and "Yolo" interchangeably? Wowzah Glad I deleted said sub. Oy... Typical scouser lol ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I only just got it a month ago, my mom is still waiting ( ) This would make a good criminal minds episode, also creepy AF w the smiley face graffiti THAT IS NOT A PLANT IT IS A FUNGUS I really hope there's some way for this to work with the existing insteon hub - I just bought it Damn cats! At least they didn't morph into chad kroeger like mine Kay! Good to know :D Fancy dark blue Crocs... iPad made that not very apparent Yes. It is. ( ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) not sure if you are trying to parody Protonus or not... ( ) "Scientist". Lol one trial, one subject, no control. That's not funny. ᕕ( )ᕗ Yeah, and it's not clear - you just keep getting denied when you try to check your mail on your new device, and have to (ironically) Google the solution. Omg that thing has Migi's eye and mouth ┌( )┘ Go watch it Al Sharpton would like a word with you. ... That is some serious copyright infringement. So am I Ummmm...we still hold our daughter for her naps...at 21 months We then transfer her, and if she doesn't transfer, we hold her. I agree At 1:08 he picks up the hot glass with his bare hand. Fourth paragraph is when this gets interesting... Agreed I'd eat Jennifer Lawrence I locked the screen with it up, it shut off the alarm and I slept through it. I use Reddit is Fun because it has more functionality that I actually use. Sync didn't have PMing this year. RiF also has the ability to keep seen posts on your account marked on the app and browser, while still leaving NSFW as unread after looking at them. Thank you so much! I downloaded the wrong version, not realizing it wasn't the iPad one. I had been wondering why it looked so bad/different! Arg. I don't know why people feel the need to be so damn intrusive I am so sorry you have to struggle with idiots like that. Do any of them not have kids that you can point out their lack of any child-rearing knowledge to, and then give them a prompt "then stfu!" ? *evil grin* A bag or two of cal hypo should clear that right up what about the blind people? I'm so jealous ... Once. Just now. Thanks for ruining my blissful ignorance. Did...did you just... Dyson has a pet hair attachment. I want it for my rabbits Omar would have helped get you back STOP IT! NOW.... Its not your fault ಠ_ಠ there's a sub for that WHY would you tuck-in an unbuttoned button-up denim shirt? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) "Shooting up on Marijuana" OP (and all the others who cannot spell Apple) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ What about the ones that start with 2 light Sure OP. Poor girl probably has the flu and can't stop shitting and you caught her going back to bed. How do you sleep at night Sir?!? The title does in no way imply that. It does not describe how it was done. It is in no way bait and switch. You may want to double-check all the Spanish you learn from him with another source Gallagher is really earning his keep these days... Doggone it why are they doing this at 3am eastern on a work night All the anticipation for that. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I love you perfect loop? Are you crazy? Clearly Starbuck is a Cylon. Its the only obvious answer. Shut up. We weren't mentioned for once. Let us stay that way. I still remember the doors we had on the house in Germany. I lived on base and our garage door was solid. I've never felt a door that heavy. Same with the front door. Not as heavy but still sturdy. Both doors also locked twice. Turn the lock one time the dead bolt locks, turn it again two more hooks, top and bottom lock into the door. Now I live in Florida. I've already found out the front door can is fairly sturdy. Someone tried to kick my door in with me home . Do you wanna get shot. That's how you get shot. Also I bet it helps the door opens outwards. In the activator listener and tweak plists there is nothing about it except bundles for com.apple.springboard and com.apple.prefences. I added com.reddit.alienblue anyway, and it didn't work. Was excited, saw pics - disappointed. Thank you OP. ( ) What would you do if she wasn't a keeper ┬─┬ノ( ノ) And battery usage tab shows 7 days ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) /u/PleaseRespectTables ノ( ノ) Alright alright, I'll clean up. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) This is why they made stuffed bears. My hospital said 'oh ya, you can eat while in labour' on my first hospital tour. When I got there and needed Pitocin and the epidural, they wouldn't let me eat. I went hungry for 30 goddamn hours I was so pissed!! That will not be happening again if I am in labour for a long time >:( I thought cookie dough was already edible... Have I been poisoning myself by eating raw dough? Baby Dellinger. ** ** Cthulhu is a elderazi it just hit me I am so happy they made this app free because I was using a crap version of reddit on my iPad and was stubborn and wasn't going to pay $4 but I paid $2 for it on my phone because that's where I used it the most. Also on the iPad it gives me the option to use instantly and no it's not my predictive keyboard lol Thinking about waiting a week even though my option is McFadden Really? You believe that children's story and this is how you react when someone says your that story is no better than the one about hades and the river Styx? Or the one about the sun god sailing his chariot across the sky? Religion is just stupid stories told by people to explain things they don't understand to avoid saying they don't know. ITT: People getting downvoted for asking questions. Maybe trotz should use him for the shootout And I bet you still make more than her You're not alone mama. My mom and dad are still working, and if I ask my mom for one day of help not far from them for a dentist appt or something, I get a headache and given the run around My MIL and younger SIL don't drive well, especially in a cm of snow and/or at night. MIL also just opened a business with older SIL and is working herself ragged like 6 days a week :/ FIL also just had a heart attack last month. My bro, I can't trust him with my kid(s). He doesn't like kids even if they are his own blood, so again, NOPE!! ಠ_ಠ PUN-GAME TOO STRONG Acne. Fucking acne. Busted! God--- the 70s ( ) my eyesssss Don't tell me what to do! Really? /r/incest NSFW "The Sriracha likes to eat kids with some...*Sriracha sauce*." "How does *that* work?" "Well, g'night!" " " as his secretary... ^Is ^that ^sexist? ^^ I have a cervix in my neck? I don't feel special anymore.. It was a juice I mixed myself - I was going for a peanut butter ginger bread concoction but accidentally added ginger instead of gingerbread Anything??? ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) No! I banished spawners to the 36th plane of hell and ain't no one bringing them back into relevance! I'm at work.... I've got Kelce and Floyd in PPR and I'm facing the same decision for flex. I was leaning Kelce cuz I also have Keenan Allen... yeah... don't get me started I have a deathly allergy to alcohol, and one time in college, some "friends" thought I was faking, and spiked my drink. You better be. Wtf there's Nintendo stores? I don't know how I feel about this. If this helps ease your mind, I'm on #2. I didn't feel the baby moving everyday up until about 21 weeks. I'm just coming up to 24 (tomorrow). Last week at night, this baby was so active that it kept waking me up. I don't remember my daughter having this ability until the late 20 week timeframe But the subreddit name still disappears when you scroll I was on this flight sat next to a 50-ish man. We've just taken off and I've pulled out my iPad when out of the corner of my eye I catch the guy looking at his finger then sticking it into his mouth... There is no way this 50 year just examined and ate his booger... I'm trying to do this thing where it looks like I'm looking at my ipad when in fact I'm furiously concentrating on my peripheral vision. I was right... this guy would dig deep, get a booger, examine it as if he was trying to determine the quality of a diamond, then eat it. I was disgusted. Then he sneezed. Not just a normal sneeze but a mucusy thick sneeze. Right into his palm. Which he then opened to look at. Then he licked his hand clean... I don't know how I feel about *this*. "You Guys are perfect!" - Unlike your filming skills. Dat ending doe.... killing each other in elektro We had pack walking bots/hacks in Alpha. They were afk walking packs, and some of them had legitimate player names If I had money I'd give this gold. But I don't ////\ಠಠ ಠಠ/\\\\\\\\ Doflamingo specifically said Law was never supposed to have the fruit before the flashback started so it was obviously in Doflamingo's hands before it was alone with Law and Rosinante... Not to mention it's highly doubtful they're alone on the grand line right now. I'm amazed this thread didn't end with /u/Slayner's comment, though. I'm in my second trimester and my kid won't let me eat meat. Our anniversary dinner every year is The Keg; prime-rib, lobster tail, garlic mash, Caesar salad, and escargot (to start). Not this year :( And texture packs On the show Asia sounded 100% reliable, then I read her letters and affidavit and something feels really calculating in the letters. They seem odd to me, but that may just be me being untrusting..... Oh yes, great fun... Lol! It's alright. I think it'll happen next year once this baby is out... I hope Riggggghttttt. It seemed more like a rare disease. This is from our chief of surgery and he made it seem like it was more of a trivial answer than something seen normally. Honestly! Who fucking does that? On your sensor, astronomical bodies all have a circle around them. It is filled with either red or blue. Red: inside its gravity well. Blue: outside. The ship does read gravity wells. In regards to your SC problems, use the blue zone in your throttle indicator if you're not skilled enough to manually get to a station. Bam. The game isn't in need of changing that warning. Just fly slower from the get go instead of repeating mistakes expecting a change. Keep your throttle inside of the blue area in your speed indicator. About the middle area between the low and high extremes of that blue area and you will never overshoot. Ever. The tiger's facial expression . Wait... Oddjob isn't Perfect Dark ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠyou should try you best to found the common interest with the girl you meet, and try to do something meaningful with her,(eg. Sports or hiking and something you two like ),well, I want to help you very much but I can't express myself exactly in English . Sad Looks like I am holding out for the N7 Specter edition ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Is that actually a thing... ## This is the exact cartoon I would draw if I had no clue about gender equality. I'm so disappointed now... she did Kotori and Nico out of all the choices How is Carli nsfw ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ That wasn't in your grandpa's attic. I just noticed that. What about Thanksgiving? Albany, aye? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I don't think I've ever recovered from a stumble that smoothly...had to watch twice to see it happen!! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Placebo for your female friends, since half the time people orally ingest the HCG and claim to get amazing results ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) It is basic game design, but it seems as the number of buttons on controllers has gone up, and the mean skill level of players has decreased^(welcome casuals & lazy/non-troubleshooting folk, ^hey ^this ^is ^in ^/r/casualnintendo) basic game design has recessed in the minds of some big industry designers ( ) Just out of curiosity, what do you think developers have been doing on Yosemite all this time? How do you know? They are just the Japanese version of picture-rendered emoticons (as opposed to the non-rendered ascii emoticons like :-) or ). ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ** ** ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Backyard Dixon, IL. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ... says the man with 150,000 comment karma. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ...KRAW....THEN LET'S SEE YOU FLY...KRAAAAAWK. I enjoyed this show, but the random nudity while watching on a school computer was a problem. I know, this is what I personally want from sex too. I tend to not be able to stand the "regular" porn because its just so fake and there's nothing between the people. If I could get my wife to simply want sex more than once a week . I don't have any desire for her to "choke on my cock" or "let me jizz on her face" or any of the porn mainstays that it seems guys are trying to get their SO's to try. I just want more passion between us. * * Write them down or take a picture its not rocket science. If you built your own machine it likely supports exportable configs anyway Chance for any. Sadly, that's a common complaint :( What I've started doing is seeing a chiropractor and doing aqua fit. I only did aqua fit with my daughter, and pulled my groin on top of all the regular pregnancy pains That was fun... /╲/\╭(ಠ ಠ)╮/\╱\ <--- those things You can't tell me what to do This is why we can't have nice things. The size of you're palm? Fuck. That. -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) It's weird how thoughtful Reddit is being over an animated movie for children drum Congrats to the Blue Jackets (this year), and now the Predators, but come on... when is St. Louis going to get something?! Nothing special besides it being in Irish. Bass was waaay too high plus - distorted acoustic guitar sounds like it went through a boss metal zone or something ugh. Gr8 b8 mate, I rate it a m8 out of m8. G'day mate { } What keeps happening to your text? I fucking drew it and I can't see anything other than rotten pineapple now 🔫 Uses a throwaway but gives the day it happened, the exact meal she ate at dinner, and that it is for graduating (which is odd for it being the middle of the semester right now )... either this is fake or you are not a very smart man at trying to hide your identity... The pencil tip drags the paper *sigh* I don't have social anxiety but I do have an aversion to mommy groups who may judge me, my decisions, my parenting...fuck that I avoid them all because their reputations are mostly so negative. My kid crawled and walked early, but guess what? At almost 2, we don't have full sentences and under 30 words. The best part is that my attitude about it. It's not that I don't care, but I'm more relaxed than a LOT of people who would go so far as putting their child in speech therapy... ... at 1 I'd be honest and tell your wife that if people put her down for everything she does in these stupid mommy groups, she should avoid them. They can really erode her self-worth, and though it is great to socialize, it's not worth it to loose part of herself to them Hvad laver du på hjemmesiden for en svensk avis? Yeah I've done it in my career, it's the same as hitting it over the wall in left field at Houston. Big moon shot ┬─┬ノ( ノ) This exact map was a bit wonky for me. ME isn't even accredited here. Yes ( ) Did it burn? I am female. I have hair on my big toes and on the top of my feet. Laser made it less apparent, but I still eppilate or sit there with a pair of tweezers un-wookie-ing myself I want to know what it *feels* like to be penetrated. And no ass-play ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I'm still not convinced it's not moldy ... UNT's band is really really good when they're not playing songs for the fuckin dancers I don't mean to be an ungrateful bastard but ***upper corner*** ** ** Wow after hearing that I'm not even thinking about it! Midori takes the bottle and opens it up to sniff at it and is all at the smell of alcohol. "Oh yes, this is definitely poisoned. I don't think you drank enough for it to be fatal, so you should be alright." That should keep him from drinking more of it, right? The fuck kind of porn do you watch?? "Anime Bae". " Anime". "Bae". ...No.  Really? ( ) When i opened this pic was like "thats cool" and then i zoomed... No OC tag? I think this is incredible! We need to get it into text books ASAP. Wait - can we trademark this? Gebus. Almost sounds like they didn't want a kid in the first place :/ That's sad:( No wonder she has these weird, almost bipolar tendencies Poor girl :( Conservatives naturally are not funny people. They are all lame and even when they attempt to make a joke the delivery is all wrong and it leads people to believe they are hiding racist and often sexist intentions. This is a serious reply. Can you not see my serious face? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Thank you for posting a variety of things lol. It's nice to read about stuff that's not Ebola, Isis or nwo.. which is all this sub seems to worry about lately. Media influence is a sneaky fox.. Honey, you are not alone. Similar but different situation. I'm 6 months pregnant, and have my own car. Unless my husband is home, I hate going anywhere with my toddler She is high energy, and I am struggling to keep up, even *with* husband around to help. My house isn't overly upside-down, but I'm not happy about it's state either. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) This thread is making me hope I will be able to cook again soon. I miss it and need to get ready for this baby at some point before I am too big and too miserable to bother :( Go away pregnancy nose/stomach issues ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ With my daughter I lost weight first, then gained 15lbs, which I promptly shed shortly after she was born (once my fluid retention was taken care of ). With this pregnancy (24 weeks) I'm losing/not gaining. In fairness, I'm overweight to begin with, and I currently hate food Looks like I'm trending the same way as my first pregnancy. I never thought of it that way. I always go check out stuff at best buy only to buy it cheaper online! I'm sorry, somehow I just don't trust him... Ya, my last pregnancy was similar, but it least I had definitive cravings and could sleep anytime I wanted. This one? Maybe once a week I have a craving? And I can't stand meat unless I crave it And rest with an energetic toddler? HA!! " "I like quotes." -madpumpkin" -SplatterSack <--- ( ) ** ** their response: Are those.. Converse? Right, because artists can't contribute anything to scientific discourse, research, innovation. *Anything at all...* Midori offers Arashi an apologetic shrug and starts the fire, then goes all at the sight of what he's brought back to cook with. "I don't think all of those things are edible... or safe to eat..." ^ Assuming satisfying sexual desire is more important than not cheating on the person you are married to. ^ Now I have seen it all ლ( ლ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I'm not even joking when I say that dogs are people too. If someone tried to hurt my pup, I'd go pay he'll trying to protect her . I always find it wrapped around my balls. Those prices The exclamation marks are absolutely necessary. I don't even know if this would be a good idea, we are the ones that voted against proportional representation guardian title editor Only about three hours to put back together... Chill out mate. Every match is different. Have some confidence. Opened the app no longer reaserching Legit, there is a mall nearby that opened a store where they *only sell Christmas things*. Mind you, this store opened in March it's somehow survived on its profits till now and dang it I'm sick of seeing it's overly christmasness I wondered this about real life labels. The answer I got was a huge "I DON'T FUCKING KNOW" from anyone I asked ¯\_ _/¯ It's a bit laggy when switching between apps. But otherwise is smooth enough. Continuity doesn't work on iPad 3 though Are you me? I also bought an xbox for this after mostly doing PC gaming. I am 29(just one raid drop away) and am so confused at the choices Bungie has made. The game has gotten worse since launch. The direction they are gong is... Stupid to say the least. After Tuesdays, I'm fully done with my character for the week because the only item that can get me to thirty is from a weekly event and hasn't dropped for me in weeks because it's all RNG. ಠ_ಠ Bungie. SRSLY? Det skilde sig en minut. -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Why not just use the Mac....... don't talk to me You got a KAC SR15 body for a parts gun?? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Next time use lube instead of raw-dogging it And misspelling bo-staff as bowstaff has cost you one! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) > I need some.. personal time.. -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) 5-14 I wanted it to be mustard It's 107 yards of penalties... In the first 20 minutes. I'm thinking the probably freaked him out a bit. and exactly how do you know this...( ) Sand King deals 8k damage over 80 seconds If you just got here and didn't understand my sentence, the first sentence of the thread was originally "I just got to the part where Ace died."... and he didn't say that was a spoiler even though it's over 200 episodes/175 chapters after what he said was spoilers. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Yes, yes she does. He just looks like ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Oh wow they take up more space ( ) ( ) Sort of but not really. A ratchet is a tool whose only purpose is to get off nuts. E.g. "Dis girl is so ratchet her boy went to the washroom and she's already flirting with Tyrone and Jamal." ┬─┬ノ( ノ) # ////\ಠಠ ಠಠ/\\\\\\\\ This whole thing, just I swear the entire internet today is just That's not really what I meant by that ┻━┻ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Oh... There is a lot of here ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ ͡°)ง ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง'̀-'́)ง ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ヽ༼͡° ͜ʖ ͡°༽ﾉ ╭∩╮( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (っ◕‿◕)っ ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ~(˘▾˘~) (~˘▾˘)~ ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ ͡°)ง ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง'̀-'́)ง ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ヽ༼͡° ͜ʖ ͡°༽ﾉ ╭∩╮( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (っ◕‿◕)っ ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ~(˘▾˘~) (~˘▾˘)~ ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ ͡°)ง ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง'̀-'́)ง ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ヽ༼͡° ͜ʖ ͡°༽ﾉ ╭∩╮( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (っ◕‿◕)っ ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ~(˘▾˘~) (~˘▾˘)~ ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ ͡°)ง ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง'̀-'́)ง ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ヽ༼͡° ͜ʖ ͡°༽ﾉ ╭∩╮( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (っ◕‿◕)っ ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ~(˘▾˘~) (~˘▾˘)~ ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ ͡°)ง ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง'̀-'́)ง ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ヽ༼͡° ͜ʖ ͡°༽ﾉ ╭∩╮( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (っ◕‿◕)っ ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ~(˘▾˘~) (~˘▾˘)~ ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ ͡°)ง ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง'̀-'́)ง ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ヽ༼͡° ͜ʖ ͡°༽ﾉ ╭∩╮( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (っ◕‿◕)っ ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ~(˘▾˘~) (~˘▾˘)~ ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ ͡°)ง ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง'̀-'́)ง ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ヽ༼͡° ͜ʖ ͡°༽ﾉ ╭∩╮( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (っ◕‿◕)っ ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ~(˘▾˘~) (~˘▾˘)~ ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ ͡°)ง ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง'̀-'́)ง ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ヽ༼͡° ͜ʖ ͡°༽ﾉ ╭∩╮( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (っ◕‿◕)っ ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ~(˘▾˘~) (~˘▾˘)~ ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ ͡°)ง ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง'̀-'́)ง ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ヽ༼͡° ͜ʖ ͡°༽ﾉ ╭∩╮( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (っ◕‿◕)っ ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ~(˘▾˘~) (~˘▾˘)~ ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ ͡°)ง ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง'̀-'́)ง ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ヽ༼͡° ͜ʖ ͡°༽ﾉ ╭∩╮( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (っ◕‿◕)っ ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ~(˘▾˘~) (~˘▾˘)~ ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ ͡°)ง ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง'̀-'́)ง ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ヽ༼͡° ͜ʖ ͡°༽ﾉ ╭∩╮( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (っ◕‿◕)っ ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ~(˘▾˘~) (~˘▾˘)~ ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ ͡°)ง ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง'̀-'́)ง ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ヽ༼͡° ͜ʖ ͡°༽ﾉ ╭∩╮( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (っ◕‿◕)っ ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ~(˘▾˘~) (~˘▾˘)~ ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ ͡°)ง ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง'̀-'́)ง ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ヽ༼͡° ͜ʖ ͡°༽ﾉ ╭∩╮( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (っ◕‿◕)っ ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ~(˘▾˘~) (~˘▾˘)~ ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ ͡°)ง ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง'̀-'́)ง ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ヽ༼͡° ͜ʖ ͡°༽ﾉ ╭∩╮( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (っ◕‿◕)っ ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ~(˘▾˘~) (~˘▾˘)~ ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ ͡°)ง ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง'̀-'́)ง ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ヽ༼͡° ͜ʖ ͡°༽ﾉ ╭∩╮( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (っ◕‿◕)っ ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ~(˘▾˘~) (~˘▾˘)~ ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ ͡°)ง ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง'̀-'́)ง ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ヽ༼͡° ͜ʖ ͡°༽ﾉ ╭∩╮( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (っ◕‿◕)っ ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ~(˘▾˘~) (~˘▾˘)~ ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ ͡°)ง ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง'̀-'́)ง ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ヽ༼͡° ͜ʖ ͡°༽ﾉ ╭∩╮( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (っ◕‿◕)っ ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ~(˘▾˘~) (~˘▾˘)~ ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ ͡°)ง ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง'̀-'́)ง ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ヽ༼͡° ͜ʖ ͡°༽ﾉ ╭∩╮( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (っ◕‿◕)っ ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ~(˘▾˘~) (~˘▾˘)~ ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ ͡°)ง ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง'̀-'́)ง ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ヽ༼͡° ͜ʖ ͡°༽ﾉ ╭∩╮( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (っ◕‿◕)っ ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ~(˘▾˘~) (~˘▾˘)~ ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ ͡°)ง ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง'̀-'́)ง ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ヽ༼͡° ͜ʖ ͡°༽ﾉ ╭∩╮( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (っ◕‿◕)っ ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ~(˘▾˘~) (~˘▾˘)~ ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ ͡°)ง ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง'̀-'́)ง ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ヽ༼͡° ͜ʖ ͡°༽ﾉ ╭∩╮( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (っ◕‿◕)っ ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ~(˘▾˘~) (~˘▾˘)~ ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ ͡°)ง ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง'̀-'́)ง ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ヽ༼͡° ͜ʖ ͡°༽ﾉ ╭∩╮( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (っ◕‿◕)っ ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ~(˘▾˘~) (~˘▾˘)~ ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ ͡°)ง ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง'̀-'́)ง ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ヽ༼͡° ͜ʖ ͡°༽ﾉ ╭∩╮( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (っ◕‿◕)っ ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ~(˘▾˘~) (~˘▾˘)~ ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ That can't be good, guys. I mean they are called Evil Geniuses for a reason. I had a 'friend' on Facebook, who didn't even know I don't eat fish, try to lecture me about sushi when pregnant with my daughter. My husband was the one who said something, and then we laughed at her. Nothing like people who think they know you and don't We are always joking with our closest friends who are a couple about wife swapping, husband swapping, and orgies after an in-law made some rude (but funny) comments about how the 4 of us hang out late in the evenings, therefore we HAD to be fucking, right? Right??? > Whereas with the Golden Gun I'm pretty much guaranteed 3 free kills ALL THE TIME. And you want to know what other classes get a ridiculous amount of kills when teammates are bunched up? Oh yeah!! Titans and Warlocks... I never understood why there's only one Are you suggesting......no Indeed, I am quite wary of the asbestiform nature of these minerals. It was, however, a bit of a..surprise..when I found the small boulder that the lighter coloured samples were in: it looked like a lump of clay with some mica/soil mixed in...but it really just burst (exploded?) into a rather large cloud of nasty dust when I gave it a solid whack. It was a turbulent, gusty day, and that dust got all over me... . Be careful... Wildcats using the wildcat... But so pricey! I want more of those potatoes though. Warriors are just better all around for PvE and PvP at the moment for a class that scales extremely well with gear being near the top in the first raid of WoD bodes extremely well for the class. On the other hand Death Knights( my main class) only truly perform well at the start to middle of an expansion. We don't scale terribly well with gear and after slowly going further and further down on the meter with a competitive raid group just makes you self loathing and bitter about your class choice This is brilliant and I wish more teachers *could* do this, but then a crunchy mother might step in for the child, and get the teacher in trouble Fuck our society sometimes :/ 'Best Ghetto Movies' ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ _ I think I'm gonna be one of those moms teachers will like. If my daughter is doing something wrong, or her grades are slipping, she'll be the one getting punished, not the teacher ;) My kid ain't no snowflake. Fuck that mentality to hell They have no idea as I'm not out yet, but I have been getting tons of compliments after starting hrt, including I'm handsome I would have been fine sticking to just one after the way my first pregnancy went. With this one, I'm still feeling very much 1st trimesterish....at 6 months ...I'd rather they just cut to black than ruin the moment like that. I did indeed see it <3, and i'm so glad you feel the same way. :) I cant wait to see where we go from here :D. "sure you can fuck me" " " Drunk ... Beer 4 ... ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I am pretty special I haven't seen a lot of issues with down voting and AP. I swear I see a lot of co-sleeping threads. Hell, I co-slept :) I baby-weard(ed?), I mixed her feeding (bottle and breast, and mushy food to BLW), and she is so super attached that she whines at me when I'm making food *in the kitchen a mm away* ( ) because she wants to see me. I read that it's just a remake of the first game which is Victory. It has parts for the second game and, Re;Birth 2 comes to the U.S. in January. I do read the manga... Why do you think I know Franky vs. Senor Pink got extended? Hum, you mean there are traitors amongst us ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ If you want 3 chapters per episode again the anime will catch up to the manga in 13 weeks and Toei would have to put a filler arc in the middle of Dressrosa. They were drinking beetle juice? That sounds disgusting as fuck! I'll bite... I'm not seeing how this harms Tory. ಠ_ಠ Why not a little popup where is where you can pick from a list of saved strings. With some defaults of coarse. (\°_°)\ ノ( ノ) #### My French mother-in-law killed my first soufflé as it was being born by inserting a knife into the center to check for doneness. An another one! It's the 's invasion! Don't listen to him please Irregardless That goes a notch above assholish into psychotic territory OH is not talking to me so it's gonna be a quiet Sunday for me. Oh well, more time for study and stuff. Crash the global economy until i'm the only one who can afford anything Good lord, how did you come to that conclusion? Mfw mummy doesn't have camra You say that now, but I bet you have yet to see a fat hairless cat. Not as adorable. should you be surprised to know that most use "-chan" to any girl or anything they think is cute. I seriously dont like to be called -chan those youtube comments Why did they film that scene so many times? I would buy popstar ahri cause .. research I don't U/xizel is right, just make sure there is sufficient space between the motherboard and the metal of the chassis you're fine ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Yeah man let's just go out and *murder* somebody You really calculated that 60 mph was a reasonable speed limit for a highway??? without even trying, cars cruise at 75mph now. I think 60 is just too slow for most highway traffic, and because of that people don't obey the speed limit. Their innate reasonable speed is higher, and that's the speed they drive at. If you are the one going at the speed limit you become a danger. Damn Dutch, always stealing shit from the Germans. Anal beads Uni... TSM dexter ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ What happened to Kael'Thas? Instead let's listen to the bare-chested KGB who kills journalists and locks up musicians? Hmmmmm? For a little back story, this guy is 'Facebook famous' and brags about getting thousands of likes on his pictures. He also constantly posts about problems girls encounter and how society is today , he also made a video claiming that he was perfection and that everyone needed to be like him to make the world a better place -_- . Everyone here watches NFLN, right? **RIGHT?** That shitty battery icon These happen outside of Arizona too melainfitz I'm not even certain its anti My husband is the same way. He is always opening windows and turning fans on in the winter. Says he needs fresh air?!?! The rest of us are freezing and he can't understand it. ( ) Sap before the ambush/backstab I totally watched some LoK on TV last night because I caught the "TeenNick Korra Nation Weekend" Right? So many white musicians have ripped off black people. I don't even. Check out weedmaps.com ┬─┬ノ( ノ) "I heard normal condoms suck..." Had to work again today. At least the Crew is winning Thanks Danica. Way to get in the way of Jr. Smurfberry cupcake, 18mg, high vg preferably. I'm curious to see what this taste like. Thanks for the giveaway guys. Finally a reason to use the button in Alien Blue I'll be honest, I want DP^^ to do well ** ** ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I took one on Wednesday It was sad as fuck after one of my friends voted for the first time, and she told me she just voted for people with the cooler names. Last day of your life? Don't put delicate items on the outside of your luggage when traveling ( ) Purple. Not every girl is like that you know ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) No, I'm sure this kid just left the pictures on there > tl;dr ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Yes, Z ultra. I would show them but if I try my dad will threaten to not let me have any phone at all and there are people who don't have any phone at all. Keep in mind I would not lose any money at all. I'm taken. You'd tasted sour taint... hey im 15 ლ( ლ) You filmed this on a camcorder that was filmed by an iphone then uploaded to vine that was uploaded to reddit.. What about initiating texts? Girls almost never text first. Is it bad if you're always initiating? Midori is just kind of at Kusaru for mentioning of the weirdo and being corrupted. "I haven't been corrupted by anyone," she replies sulkily. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) parents Breakthrough should feel like death, but heart arrest ? I was certain ur heartbeats only go up when u do dmt especially if u couldn't let go. Sheiße I hope your name is not Lalit I say play his game. If he wants a smelly wife, he can have one. Just make sure that when he wants sexy times, you demand he go down on you. That should shut him the fuck up What an ass >:( Won't that rot his brain because screen time ? ....Oh. Well then. Some Christmas spirit How have you peeked into my life and mind? So after reading this, I checked my 6 Plus screen on a white background, and well, I have an appointment tomorrow at the Apple Store for a dead pixel. Only two weeks with it and already ( ) Weight training is a great way to shed fat. The sooner you add some lean muscle the quicker you will hit your goal. Thanks for the descriptive answers I just bought the ipad app last week. Bummer man. *taken aback gasp* Uni-chan... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That's so MONOtonous And here i am thinking 22 is pretty good "Humorful". I do not like this word. You should ask your father to do that ... He seems to have very intelligent offspring. Learn English These don't seem beard proof gutter? why so angry? Some of my average height girlfriends flat out refuse to date any guy under 6 feet . How clever... ...Better hope there's no Talvisota 2: Electric Boogaloo ლ( ლ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Hey~~~ I'll be ur BFF haha. I have the bad habit of being lazy, and procrastinatingಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ . I love to watch anime~~~ Wut? Why don't I have people PM me if I'm Arab? Oh shit i just did ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) After that selection it's pretty clear; Gareth *Crooks* is stealing a living. But I like flipping tables. (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) But..........how do I know you are not a serial killer . Would you be willing to link you and your friends fb page to me in a pm? And to prove that's it is really your profile, make a status that says 'hello" ( change settings to public) >I swear this wasn't my idea. What if I flip it then flip it back? (╯ಠ_ಠ）╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯ ）╯︵ ┬─┬ ┻━┻ノ( ノ) I think that the Super Smash Bros series are some of the best-designed multiplayer games of all time (except for stuff like tripping ). The way they make juggling/knockback a core mechanic and everything interacts with that core mechanic is absolutely brilliant. Like, I am seriously considering getting a 3DS just for Smash Bros. You wrote an hour long symphony in a few days I'm right there with you! My first was exactly a week early, I thought *for sure* that this one will be early as well. I whip out my contraction timer every time I get cramping and just end up disappointed because.. well.. Braxton Hicks. Last night I swore I was finally getting real contractions. Nope. Just gas. Hang in there! Multiple feels ( ) It's going to be 2020 in less than six years. I'm due just under a month after my daughter's 2nd Birthday. Ask me if we're doing anything Yeah, just in case they don't have their own testicles to check No Absolutely! And I know he was in shock, but why the HELL did he not feel pain in that leg??? Surely they didn't use a nice GA with some pain meds to keep him comfy post-op?!! Ha!!! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) "when I come in my hands, are raw and red and itch like crazy for hours"... Is that IE pinned to the taskbar? TOS, the one with the gorn. It was terrifying Matou fucking Shinji Was on that about a year ago. The "movie" that they show is in serious need of updating. I think a garage based graphic artist could produce a better CGI sequence than what's running in it now. Disney, you better than that. I was surprised at how many people were excited about being put into real handcuffs. ^(...There were one or two cosplayers who were very, very into it. ) Yeah... A trooper... "Negus Diamond" ... is that how to do it, or do you just mean you want to do that too? Once I started viewing full screen and sliding through, I feel like anything else is just halfass Found out on JP at lvl58... 119 on global tho No and it pisses me off the way the writers killed him in the show. The walker that Carl almost killed in S2 came back and bit Dale and Rick had to put him out of his misery. They most likely killed him off to show that everything the group was focusing on was wrong, and that Dale was right all along. Should've used imgur. Very cringe-worthy, felt uncomfortable after the first 20 seconds he talked to the first girl That face makes me upvote pretty much anything There were one or two girls who were very, very into it. ^(... maybe they were just really in character. ) Well if /u/Amagi82 has his way with his next character, we all very well might be He has a man-crush on a Voivode atm. At my office there were signs put up for one specific engineer, who continued to ignore them all. Rumor around the office was that he was specifically asked by his manager to improve his hygiene, which he promptly proceeded to ignore According to your comment history I would say those belong to your wife. Unless of course a male woodworker likes to have his wife use dildos on him. Mid coitus, to me: "I think I'm a little bit in love with you." And now she just loves me. As a friend. I have a 21 month old. She will be about 25 months (2 for those who hate the monthly count, and I swear I intend to stop :p ) when #2 is here. I have some PP fears with this one because of issues from my daughter. My pregnancy is hard because no energy, no time to sleep, stupid general ickynesses *STILL*, and an energetic toddler to top that all off Also keep in mind that there will never be a *"right time"* to get pregnant. We started our family in the midsts of a lawsuit and a lot of financial uncertainty. It was scary but I'm so glad we stopped putting off having a family. 4 years because of my health was long enough thanks Are you pregnant too??? This is me now, and I am a hormonal mess. I think I'm angry because belly-dweller won't let me eat properly I confirmed if this was normal, via OB, so I have that going for me ;p This was posted recently with the exact same title... I would have been like ┬─┬ノ( ノ) 3rd picture down... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Not my fault The problem is maxwell support is limited in Yosemite, nonexistant in Mavricks. So there is not really a solution to your problem. I would return the card and go for a team red card (AMD). Other than that there is nothing you can do. I don't know Yeah, I've got plenty of pots made out of tin/lead! ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ No Nicole -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) > this a song about sweaty, painful buttsex. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I know inb4 probably 3x more stuff to edit. I'm doing colored text, colored blocks (diamond ore and water), colored animated tools, colored, HD GUI, colored diamond sword, and I find the gold pack the hardest to get right I don't know what I was expecting but I've seen people nurse an inane grudge against a lot of things, but Nigeria is a new one on me. Did you get your heart broken by a West African prince or something, buddy? Not gonna lie, I would love it if my daughter asked me to wear mine to her prom. It's a gorgeous dress but by that time, it will need some alterations. For her wedding, I want her to have a dress she picked out, but the price (if we are paying) needs to be reasonable. None of this 25k on the dress alone BS I see on some of these wedding shows What your MIL is doing is childish. Hopefully she wakes up someday and realizes that your wedding is just that: YOUR WEDDING!!! Please don't let her tell you that your dream dress is ugly. If she does continue to do that, she'll need to be cut from anything to do with the wedding planning. Making a bride feel hideous is just plain unacceptable End of story!! couldn't watch the video. internet couldn't load the full 10 hours This is so true. One man's throwaway is another man's dreamie. I have Buck, Alfonso and Winnie, who are apparently "whatevers" but, God, if they ever left me… ~~ fake~~ Seems legit How the fuck is he not paralyzed WTF is wrong with you? Dealing with a racing heart beat is totally acceptable as something to be anxious about. Especially when a doctor advises you to check into the ER. There's a reason they do that I'm having the same problem on iPad Air. I hope they fix it soon. He said that he will not be at tryouts, not that he will not join. (ಠ_ಠ)┌∩┐ (ಠ_ಠ)┌∩┐ (ಠ_ಠ)┌∩┐ (ಠ_ಠ)┌∩┐ ( )┌∩┐ I have heard honest to god seen people bitch on r/short that had flair that said 5" 10 before. How in the world did they decide on the term headcanon to describe that? Which picture are you going on? This game will bring your GPA down, or in my case make my GPA begin on a bad note. I don't do homework anymore . Odesk takes webcam and desktop screen caps too though , it's some real evil shit. I only ever make fixed pay contracts, so I don't care how you spend your time as long as the job is done to spec. I do not recall employing you ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Previous thread on this issue, OP had epilepsy which could possibly be triggered by the screen shaking when victory/defeat explosion occurred. A low animation mode could do away with the explosion. Add that to the wish list along with #stopshamanbots.... YES. About 100 times. Every perd-vert on this page must make his/her own screenshot and post it here with title like yours. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Surprisingly got there on my first try with the kerbal X, and thats before i discovered quicksave :D. Unfortunately i ended up with 3 stranded kerbals. Sent up a rescue mission. Ended up with 6 stranded kerbals now . Gonna need a bigger ship next time. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) you can buy a key from a keyshop for 1,6€. atleast thats what i did. Apesta a corrupción ! ahora si se sirvieron con la cuchara de la ignorancia en Monterrey, como es posible que el costo de un servicio público automatizado cueste tanto ! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Exactly, it's much harder for the NSA to get into your house or your Linux server than to get a FISA court order. Well, it's probably pretty close. I love your use of faces. I would use them more, but didn't want to seem weird. We should be friends. There always has to be *THAT* guy who comes and makes us all jealous Chiropractic might even help OP if it's a case of pinched nerves :) Had that about 2 months ago, but pains were not allowing me to sleep on my sides without sharp, shooting pains. Apparently pinched nerves got un-pinched in the first appointment Holy. Frack!! The relief!!!!! I drank a cold, cold coke with my daughter and will do the same for this one for my elective 3/4D ultrasound ;) It worked perfectly considering no one could find my daughter's gender on the 2D ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ "Redditor for 26 minutes" &mdash; really? Just posting here to advertise your YouTube channel? Awesome! Right on Texas  ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) My Donger was never that low.... ノ( ノ ) Those tabs. ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) My Donger has never been this low.... ノ( ノ ) ( ) Hahahahaha let's do one about Roy Harper's daughter. Most ISPs are shitty. Mine still refuses to set up a faster connection than my current 2MBps connection. Come on, it's not 2005 anymore Who likes paying for commercials? You know all about those sort of things, don't you... Fuck China ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) My Donger has been lowered.... ノ( ノ ) Worst thing is, it's not that far-fetched... jayce flair: in my grandmas house, the rug is on the wall Shrek and Fiona .... Brothers ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I only got 6 ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) Halfmast dongers ノ( ノ ) Yea I'll save my risky click of the day for something else I know that, but my mom has ridiculous ideas of me dropping weight. She wants me to drop 40 lbs quickly but healthily and I'm like ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Shes currently leading right now Annie is pretty hot, though. I... well... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) No NSFW allowed; Bad! ლ( ლ) So to ಠ◡ಠ ? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Excellent strawman ┬─┬ノ( ノ) And there was me missing the cringe because I thought something called a "Five Finger Death Punch" was going to occur because she wouldn't repeat the phrase. . RULE 1. Remember, kids! No posting direct links to profiles. Screenshots only with no URL details, please! he found one of my reddit accounts I have no idea but the only thing i can say is MP5's out of all things? I mean I don't think even the US police have access to sub-machine guns in every police car. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) How come when I down vote you, you instantly get an up vote? Last book only Any rude people come up and say how cruel of a mother you are ? I would be high-fiving you for that success ;D The buyer who bid $5,213 earlier had an established account with 26 positive feedback. Probably some fan of the show with money to spend who got into a bidding war with someone else who may or may not have been suspect. Nonetheless, it's disappeared now. Yes. Are you saying soccer > video games? I've got a 21 month old, I am 6 months pregnant, my toilets are not up to my standards, I can't cook, my kitchen has mouse shit in it because fuck mice Please give yourself some temporary lee-way, and know things will get better :) Time helps, trust me!!! My daughter was/is a clingy little thing, and she whines if I just use the bathroom ಠ_ಠ That's how stuff can still not get done now, even at 21 months. You want me? Fine! *texts her father* "You're cooking tonight. Little shit won't let me ". I'm just glad my husband was the one who wanted to do AP so for shitty days like that, he's my support <3 :) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ > My daughter did the screeching thing, now she does a whine, a tantrum, and a fall to the ground It least she sleeps at night now ;) I actually find it difficult to do anything other than drive while listening to audiobooks. For some reason or another it breaks my focus in most other things. I have attempted to work on art while listening to a good book, but a really good audio book always seems to pull me away from any type of creative thinking. Then again, I could just be dumb. ( ) Too late? wut? Don't fall then. I have a white but short moustache that cakes up my make-up This made worst by being pregnant. I tweeze it. I tried nair, broke out, I can't afford waxing and the home stuff doesn't work anyway, nor will I be able to afford regular threading. Oh and bleaching? I can't bleach an already white moustache, lol! Well I probably can but if I broke out from nair....you get what I'm saying. repost.... No!! Don't tell me we are actually wearing our cursed jerseys today... Why is this pick up only.... I'm not falling for your shenanigans ** ** ¿ ? Hers ( ) Same issue, gets really hot JTFC ┬─┬ノ( ノ) which kind? "The murder of Mike Brown has incited protests worldwide – from Missouri to Hong Kong." Are they serious? The people in Hong Kong are protesting because Mike Brown was "murdered." And here I thought they wanted freedom. She'd die with Mary hair. Deal with it Yo Momma's So heavy, When She Died, God Couldn't Lift Her Soul To Heaven. ^ It boggles my mind how anyone can be so utterly negligent. How the fuck does this happen accidentally? WTF Really.. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) He's so romantic /sssss FDR was hardly a hero, he was the closest we've had to a commie in office ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ... And this was s why monopolies in business are bad. They can make the mistakes because who cares, where else are you going to go. It's like a needy person in a bad relationship where the other person reads them bad and they stay because they think they won't find something better except that in WWE's case they basically own wrestling and people really can't go anywhere else. -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) (x-post /r/learnpython) Sounds like a nice guy \_ _/ ಠ_ಠinfinite pleasure OP if you really won I think we should all get reddit gold here.. Who is she??? I dont think dodge is a shitty vehicle manufacturer.... But cmon. They dont have something that does 0-60 in 2.3 seconds or hits 263 top end. He is just fucking stupid, he says the dodge would win hands down on top end.... i might slap this bitch.. ( ) didn't you have greatball flair yesterday ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) My son is eleven and has a pocket knife we gave him for whittling the thousands of sticks he brings home ( ). He brought a backpack full of books and games over to his friend's house one time and slipped the pocket knife in to show his friend, who is eight. He forgot his backpack there and it took a couple of weeks to get it back (they were on holidays). When his mom returned the backpack she asked if we knew our son had a knife. We told her that we were aware he had a knife, we gave it to him, but not aware he had brought it to his friend's. She told us that her son snooped through my son's backpack, found the knife and that she didn't want her son exposed to that sort of thing. She won't allow our son to play with hers any longer. Over a silly two and half inch long pocket knife. ( ) So... Technically since no one thinks they are the traffic, there is no traffic? Bravo ei. Astea sunt singurele lucruri care ma fac mandru ca sunt Roman. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) DAT NSFW TAG THO. Yes, he didn't come off as an "elitist prick" there at all. Even if Gavin had stopped playing a year and a half ago, account names are protected for like 3 years after. I know I played a little bit my freshman year and didn't touch it till I was halfway through my junior year. Mama of an energetic 21 month old, pregnant for 24 weeks now. Shoot me My daughter is a ball of energy...I am not :/ She also hit the terrible twos early (around 15.5 months or so), basically around the time I found out about belly spawn. "Fun" doesn't even begin to describe it. We're an 80% match Do you use alien blue by chance? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Really? You think its staged? > do the banana one! Ok I will: Italy: "Banana" France: "banane" Greece: "b'nana" (μπανάνα) Germany: "banane" Turkey: "muz" HOLY SHIT ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Up your game Ireland, you're getting beat by Luxemburg -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Great take on women's issues there, I especially liked the part that compared women to children. ( ) Testing Doesn't onechan mean big brother or something? Y u do thisノ( ノ) thanks for that mental image ( ) dat story n your flair I use to browse Digg a lot and kept seeing "Reddit" mentioned in comments. I never went back... I don't know what you're talking about.... That's why I usually try to add some uncertainty in things I write on here, but to be honest, it kind of makes you sound like a pendant when all you do is criticize the smaller parts (generalizations) of their larger argument. If you are going to deconstruct their argument, it's best to just get to the point, otherwise it could come off as trolling (unless that is your goal ). "Only a Sith deals in absolutes!" ( ) .... )( Why are you guys yelling hummus? My head hurts now... thanks. Someone downvoted your post ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Well, I noticed that any binds on the letter "p" won't work for me... > )( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) If this were a JKT48 thread, that'd be a weird event name. Plowing JKT48 members? The double entendre.. 2008 wants its joke back I believe the victim's last name is DumbHo. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) AND NOT FROM BUSTER He easy do you think it is to lose your hearing? So u are saying the team that gets ahead are more likely to win? ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ She's 14 isn't she... How do you like the sol RDA? Know of any? Dear god, just tell me how much $ you want. Please stop diluting this sub. If not for the fact that my daughter fell asleep with every nursing session, and inevitably ruined her night sleep schedule, I would have gone beyond 12 months. Everyone, including family, would have been told to mind their own business what , how would that even, i guess if it is your dream , but why this mix exactly what made you chose that Google it! ~~That was so stupid.~~ You would think a cop would know better Yeeeeah, Like Brave used to be? No comment. Yeah.... Stupid autocorrect ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Buffalo sure does love their hockey. Especially good hockey FFS, that's not a "selfie" Thanks a lot :) Nice to hear that after the latest Greenlight comment, "please make better graphics" Resistance is futile In reddit / on reddit, same thing ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) What does this look like flaccid? "African-America from America" .. I was just curious about how to send it on iOS version and I do know copy that . Good Frost mages deserve to suffer - warrior Main Toucan? Haha, I know who you are.ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ carノ( ノ) damnit that picture kinda pisses me off I worked on cruise ships for years, eventually you don't even hear it any more. And when you leave, the silence becomes bothersome. Somehow I think the First Lady has a larger impact. I just use my mouth I'd see you consistently shoot 3-4 shot bursts with orion and on every second I'd see someone pop up on killboard Nintendo will probably do all this - for Pikachu, that is. Can't access it since they don't have a DirecTV customers option EDIT: > Why don't you have a seat over here I recommend recreational cannabis ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Alien blue? Me t ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Why isn't this cancer mapping news on the front page Hey fuck you guy! ┻━┻ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) School shooting:Local news ┻━┻ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┻━┻ヽ( ヽ) I'm just fucking amazed that India has a fucking Air Force?! Could you imagine your cab driver flying a jet ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Have you seen the news lately? I think you spoke too soon about Canada It say doll... Gfy Thx! there's gonna be another rendition of the "ooh" in this song. Yes. Just like.... I would have knocked on the window, pointed at my belly, and gave him the finger What a fucking piece of shit >:( Would the bottoms be up? Or would it now be the top ┬─┬ノ( ノ) oh well since you're a fellow of such discerning tastes and means, there will be no common for you, my good sir! allow me to present something more in keeping with your standards: ಠ_ರೃ Wow, holy judgement, Batman. First of all, you have no clue what type of psychological struggles I've dealt with from past abuse regarding breast feeding. None whatsoever. And perhaps if you did your research or stepped off your high horse, you would understand that not only is it a huge trigger/struggle for victims of former abuse, but it's also incredibly difficult to do for any woman. Yeah, I'm REALLY selfish for still giving it a shot regardless and hoping for a backup plan in case it doesn't work out so I can get enough rest while I immediately go back to work within the same week of BIRTHING A CHILD. -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) You have the Simon & Garfunkel poster on your side of the room. You're automatically the cooler one. And take a look at the tacky Christmas fireplace picture. Also that's a big bottle of lotion... Shut up nate ( ) Can't tell if that's supposed to be a Lego block or track spikes ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I dread the day we can no longer use the crib with our daughter She will probably try and claw her way out of her room, or play with toys all hours of the night and fall asleep on the floor, lol! Swiggity Swooty. I'm coming for that booty ლ( ლ) 13 year old me really liked emo boys My little fellow is hoping "he" *is* a she It's not the religion it's the people within it ie: extremist. I'm going to take a wild guess that you're American and no it is totally not obvious from your post and how you worded it...maybe Why are you hanging with OP's daughter? Huh? But you're OP And where did you get that lower leg? Too late. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Why did your neice have a boner? asks [/u/**red**thursdays](/u/redthursdays) ( ) Wipe front to back instead of back to front after shitting. ( ) Not mad, just taken aback at your IQ and trolling level. Good luck with life. What if he's not actually crazy and aliens do exist Aye which was why I wanted it out asap. Recovery sucked. Blood pee is painful. /r/PlusSize/ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ FUCK OFF I GOT WORK TO DO. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Respect the tables > intensifies ( ) (☞ ☞ ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Yea, I even posted this a while back... But op acquired more karma than me Sorry for the salt, but why is *this* the first, and so far only, riot response I see. what if OP isn't a guy and turned to be a girl Lamela what have you done...I'm getting hard now... at work. ** ** Often I can't swipe to unlock which often means a switch it off and on again, after which it almost appears like the lock screen is loading... The time appears, then the slide icon, then the screen goes blank and then after 2-3 seconds it's ready to use /r/islamunveiled Kane with a hattrick?? Why not play goalie now My boyfriend and I are 22 and 23. He looks 15, I look about 18. People will always ask how old he is, THEN how old I am to make sure I'm not a pedophile. "red sauce"? Ok, given the context, I think I can guess that one. "white sauce" ?? What the hell is white sauce? come on now sneaky you could be anybody why pick another pro player! Those are our jacks. They left the rear on milk crates and the nose on the ground. I graduated from Samuell high in Dallas Texas (a school to be embarrassed of) and I could answer any of those questions off the top of my head. wtf is going on here Those are our jacks. They left the rear on milk crates and the nose on the ground. Those are our jacks. They left the rear on milk crates and the nose on the ground. I'm lookin' at NDF I've noticed this with multiple cosmetic companies. Recently I went to an olive oil and herb shop in Old Town San Diego, and I found that one of their aged olive oils comes in the same exact packaging as my European Wax Center ingrown hair serum... It's because of timezones, depending on where you live, you might need to wait up to a day more than the said time Am I the only one in here that thought guy gets clocked by HIS dad? Jeez I'm tired but title had me all ?? My whole life has been a lie... Mine haven't come back because they haven't left...at almost 25 weeks It least I'm not puking. Thanks Diclectin :) That's good of you but... Ugh...are you in America? This sounds like it. I get that they're being cautious, I do, but really??? Going a full week early for a baby that's measuring normal with GD under control?? Oh so she basically tried to scare you into an induction That's really, really not a good patient-doctor relationship right there. Urg :/ Wow, that's quite the example these little shits should be setting for non-Christians Are you in the Bible Belt by any chance?? Apparently they can be the absolute worst offenders when it comes to the Christian teaching ways. Aka, my religion or death :/ Really?! That's how you want to portray religions? I was a Roman Catholic, but my faith in the church got shattered by my ex evangelist boyfriend and his pastor. Apparently me being religious wasn't religious enough? Oh, and it was god's will that ex and I should break up *rolls eyes*. Please, don't use that sorry excuse for a breakup Getting that "conflicted" boner when she reminds you of your ex ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Cold dead *pause* body. Heard its a shitty view Hey, god damn it. Looks like the weather is t-bagging us... Ohh, got it. I was imagining like.... kick.... and another... and another... and another.... That lady is a treasure. The Rock without a doubt! "FOCUS!" only you bb. and to try and get in a faction why else. I'm glad everyone has that option They couldn't even put the milk crates at the front where all the fragile parts are? I'm trying ;) I really want my toddler in daycare, just part time, but that costs money. Even the unregistered ones are not cheap. Frack I'm in Maryland and it says the closest uh... Ebola... is in 212 miles from me I scrolled all the way to the bottom..never again ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ(ಠ_ಠ)ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ (ノ )ノ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Don't get me wrong, I love me all the Bumblebee. I'm like a mutherfucking bee keeper. Just no incest ( ) My daughter is 21 months old and sucks her thumb mainly when she is tired or recharging on us. People keep saying 'oh, she's still doing that?' Do you know when my husband and I will start having issues with said habit? When her first adult tooth/teeth start coming in. Frack off! She's not even two people!!! Btw, my thumb sucking habit was broken when I was six. Wanna know how? I broke my right wrist, and the cast went too far up my thumb My left thumb just wasn't the same. We might use this (if we need to) with out daughter, but with a "removable" cast ;) Wow.... Sorry bro, guess you're not up on the official cannon, his ancestors died in the battle of New Caribbea, he's the greatest Limbomanic/Magician in the know universe. One of his powers, and I'm super serial here, is to form a conga line and whoever can't go under the limbo stick dies in a shower of steel drum music, I'm not even making this up. People tell you that? Lucky! No one ever comes down here to Georgia for obvious reasons... ಠ_ಠ filthy son of a bish *21 Started him in my standard league, benched him in my PPR league for Cobb, Antonio Brown and Floyd. Feels good man, but also a little at the moment. Forgot I'd asked here, ended up being a server side bug, it's fixed now You're cruel ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Wait a minute... something here is not like the others For once, my state not being dumb, if only because of fear of lawsuits. ( ) Its aight we're all just pigeon ideas here ༼ ಠ_ಠ ༽ RIOT OVER ༼ ༽ Your last "string" of requests... Now I wanna taste some lead. God dammit. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Lol it's definitely right, I don't see how or even why the animators would mess such a thing up. It would be dumb to even think such a thing You've thought about fucking a drunk toddler? "14k hps" + " healed on par with mythic geared people" = ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Then wha... what is it? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Yep! My daughter is a ball of energy, and I can't find the energy to go out anywhere without my husband's help. It's horrible...even still :/ My belly-spawn doesn't let me drink a lot of caffeine either, so...ya... Might have to ask for some via IV ;p lol! The worst part is I'm trying to do aqua fit 2-3 times a week. Unless I'm already dressed and my stuff is ready to go, I just...can't :/ Common body, I'm trying to exercise so you *get* energy Oh, so your manager is siding with her ? Inappropriate much?! I remember that stage and don't miss it Oh, but guess what? I get to go through it all over again around June-July of next year.... Frack... Please send us an update once you know more hon ((HUGS!!!)). I can only imagine how scared you are right now. And if your MIL keeps up this stupid attitude, I would definitely say something, with or without your husband's go-ahead ಠ_ಠ Hell, he should be saying something now!!! The added stress of this pregnancy somehow 'inconveniencing' her is just unacceptable >:( Fuck her sideways! Goddamit people suck Boys Left a few comments myself I have a gf. She stays there with me Agreed!! Sorry they all give you a bad rap :/ It's sad. Extremists are usually the ones who give people a picture for an entire culture/religion. No, not all Christians are Westboro Baptists. No, not all Catholics are pedofiles. No, not all Muslims are explodey Um, yeah, that's what I meant... still though! Koji kurac jebote?!!! KOJI KURAC?! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ## Funny thing. My daughter at 4 months was showing signs of readiness for food. I did not start with rice cereal, but with an avocado purée. Holy fuck Her tongue thrust was barely there! :/ So we told my doctor, and he recommended we stop. Uh...okay. So we *kind of* stop (snuck some soft foods like a cold banana for teething). Seriously! I exchanged a couple emails with them, but there's no reasoning with a feminist public "service" organization You're the reason tree fiddy million people visit Scotland each year, aren't you? You wheren't the only one who went ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Yeah, the major bike brands are really hurting for sales. Well what I'm talking about is like "hey I know you're frustrated with driveclub, but we are working on a (extra feature) to make it worth your while" or a simple "what games would you be interested in us pursuing/creating?" Or "what could we improve upon, what would you like to see more of?" Stuff like that, just overall communication. It's like a relationship! -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Now, everytime I see , I always think of Mozgus. He is the one true Disapprover! I find it hilarious how strict their filters are yet there's a slew of items revolving around poop and snot Haha! I should have mentioned that I did have it done! I'm getting loads of irregular BH and I'm hoping it turns into actual contractions (watch me regret this later...). I'm bouncing back and forth between 'I hope it's gonna happen soon!' and 'watch this one be overdue.. ' lol! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠ ...it's not like he beat them within an inch of their lives or anything...Nothing wrong at all..... You were able to keep this iPod alive and here I am with two different generations of the iPod Touch, both dead in little over a year. *cri* Fucking *really*??? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Okay, I know this post is nearly a week old, but something's just occurred to me. I've noticed that people tell me an emoticon is ~creepy~ immediately or shortly after I've told them my boundaries (usually with a mild rebuke). It's like they're offended if my mood is anything short of penitent for being such a *meanie*. Bawwww~ You could have gone with € or £ and you decided to go with $? So you drink Guude, eh? Bitch PLZ Bo was the only value in that bad Tarzan movie. Being a Curse fan for 2 years+ now, if someone told me that Voyboy and Piglet would be on the same team ┬─┬ノ( ノ) No idea what's going here so... Seems interesting. Sounds like he needs the weight you've gained slapped on him for a few months. That'll shut him up ಠ_ಠ Seriously, that is shitty. My mailbox is 2 seconds away, and I still don't get it everyday. I don't care about junk mail, and that's the bulk of what we get I don't do nearly as much for my husband as you do for your SO right now, but we have a toddler, and this pregnancy has been challenging :/ My husband doesn't complain and helps wherever he can, even as the breadwinner. I hope your SO shapes up before your baby gets here. You need his help, not his negative criticism !!! Are you referring to an ISO to install with your pre-existing CoA or are you trying to illegally obtain a copy of Windows?... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Homeless people always make me laugh too. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) How come your flair says LEM but ingame you're MGE? What was the first video? Them rubbing oil on each other's bodies? A white stem stacked all the way up a tall steerer tube on a race bike Antony's speech at Caesar's funeral. Thanks english class -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ~~Now everyone knows how much of a noob I am ~~ ♥ ・ﾟ✧:*ノ( ノ) (please respect shiny things) I SEE what you did there. At the least, why are rabbis permitted to do a medical procedure? That's my daughter You know there is no rule against posting videos. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) it said my license was not eligible > HAIL HYDRA wait wut Reshiram 12 year old's assholes? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Jesus Christ, hasn't anyone ITT seen yellow shit? Another one? The only time I seem to go without sex is when I'm still too sore from yesterday's sex. I probably wouldn't make it a week. No chance. I guess we know why Asia recounted her testimony now don't we! The service industry is a form of slavery Yet another thing wrong with this fuckin' state It already happens today I kept waiting for this to load. I preordered Alpha sapphire about two and a half months ago so, yeah. I want a primal groudon though . ( ) OoC: It was a lucky catch. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) I was... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Am i the only one that uses my phone if this happens? :S i was definitely expecting to read that somewhere when i got here and nothing..... Sorry to burst your bubble, but you can't actually talk to people in matchmade groups. cuz he read that and was all like " " ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Daikichi and Rin There was actually two on either side... Picture is bad but it's blue dye... Matrix. Oh wait. This Damn How many times did he give birth? *no.* ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Mfw when gif size is 5M Hell, I'm 21! Just a question... What is with all of the babies in your tweaks? I want to make that eye face thing that always pops up after comments like these but I don't know how. Edit - ┬─┬ノ( ノ) okay I understand ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ That is ridiculous ( ) I really need to get in the habit of looking at which news site I am reading. Maybe it's not . ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Even has the same typo. Sex Allen Why did you mention your sister's name? It's not like anyone can recognise her from this joke.... I DON'T CARE HOW, JUST GET THOSE DAMN 3 POINTS I'm pretty sure they were joking, although as someone who went to another MWC school, I concur with them I don't understand He's not here but I got you... Why is it that even though I have a phone in my pocket that can literally hold and play every single game I ever played as a child right through to my early thirties and yet all I want right now is that atari. Quality post ( ) Great shots of his freefall ......... En daar wen die fokken vispote toe. Yeah, society cares more about black men than white men. What? Using your fingers to spin guns is cheating? I am not looking forward to the day my kid(s) ask to play sports :/ The costs we can work around, the stupidity...not so much ( ) Uh, there should be a way to get a 'cease and desist' letter typed up by a lawyer. No need for those idiot cops, who are clearly missing a stalking case , involved. If he does not stop, and you have this order in place, then the law should be able to get involved, and restraining order should be issued by that point. I'm shocked that harassing behaviour can't be considered threatening behaviour What a load of shit >:( I have no idea what you're talking about. Vargas has produced offspring Women logic. Married for 3years. I tell her no need to spend 30min prettying up to go to the grocery store, that I love her the way she is. "It's not for you" ( ) What's up with that cat's left arm? Only 1? Dani Alves Really? U/Luxapan .click submissions.. Try and find a scooter on Craig's List or Kijijji. We bought one in really great shape, but the battery needed replacing. That thing let me get out and about with #1, and I fear I may be hauling it out again shortly. It least it's not from a groin pull + SPD this time Yarg... Virginia... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) What even......what? (ﾉ )ﾉ ( ) That username.... Naaahht happening ┌( )┘ ( ) You shouldn't run onto a field of a sport at all what is cyclops? No, it's not. The sea cat knows it should fear two starving idiots on the Grand Line... but what the fuck is Internet Explorer doing in your dock? This is the year 2014 for christ sake. Idk figure it out You will choose this comment I'm no expert, but I think your town would fall into chaos if the superhero could be gobbled up during recess. Jupiter you never said what world What kind I umm....thought this was real. ( ) Machi ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ***We have wrought madness upon the world *** Must be all those Victoria Secret adds... we've been conned guys ### ( ) Who pissed in your cereal this morning? Fuck this website with auto play ads. Frack me! This is like a friend of mine whom gave me maternity and baby clothes. My impression of 'giving' is to not expect things back. Whelp, around the time hubs and I were talking about having our 2nd, chick asks me for the baby clothes back because her friend is having twins. I said 'we're actually starting to try for #2. I'm willing to part with some of the the things. When will you know if she's having a girl?' (because mostly girl clothes) "They're not planning on finding out" *vein popping*. Also got asked to hold onto the maternity clothes for her not long after I gave birth because 'just in case'/ 'god willing for another' >:( The impression I got was they were done. One boy, one girl. Dude...please tell me you're mother fucking joking!?!!?! My SIL also asked me not to donate sweaters she was giving to me just because they were LuLu Lemon. Make sure I give them to someone who will actually use/appreciate them. How. Fucking. Dense !!! ***Do not attach any sort of 'expectations' to shit you are giving me people!!!*** Goddammitsomuch Hate to say it, but usually the one doing the accusing is the one misbehaving. I would start watching out for off behaviours with *him*. Also, if he is that insecure, it's time for some therapy. He will push you away if he keeps this up if you live within a 1,000 feet of a school he's not allowed there anyway. lol My brain actually blinked and went 'what?! '. You blurred your dogs eyes.. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ... ** ** feel free to look into my lair... You can stay a while and admire my crusty towels i worked so hard on Fuck that horrible site with loud music on auto play in an advertisement. Woke my wife up next to me while I scrambled to mute my iPad. Whelp, one of you is colorblind /u/PleaseRespectTables ノ( ノ) Frick off! Yes it was the number 1 post the day the video came out You can also overclock that processor to get the most out of it. That might be something you can slowly read up on. *IF YOU WANNA HAVE A GOOD TIME, JUST GIVE ME A CALL* /r/nope And then when people post more non-gore WTFs everybody complains about how /r/WTF is full of non-WTF content. I though racism was *encouraged* in the south The fire exit Why?... You planning to steal our treasure? I just busted out laughing and woke up the whole fucking house thank you /r/dota2circlejerk/ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ This kid just learned what life is all about. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) oh sorry, didn't find a good table. ^^;; ADULT CAT MINI OR RIOT! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Well this is turning out swell....... People actually do that? These people Well, given that I care at all about the NY Times, guess it's time to pack my games up. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I love purses, but man Coach are expensive :( I saw a beautiful purple one...but...yaaaaa...let's just say it's half our rent and leave it at that lol! At first I was like whaaat is just a launcher and then I was like This goes for Scotland aswell. Every now and then someone (usually an American) will post on /r/Scotland that they've "Scottish Ancestry" and are researching "what clan they're from" or some such only to get loads of relplies like: "That's nice" or " ". Yeah I been thinking the same plus experienced players can be teamed up with those just starting the game thus making new player experience better cause you really want people to tell you what to do in a kind and polite way in their first conquest match cause the goodwill system is too into players leaving than abusiveness What is it that your making? Olaszorszag? Huh, 69 up votes... how coincidental. damnit...... if you win using my falcons...... "Nice shoes Mikko." My class in the UK got taught "bad boys tape our young girls but virgins go without" Don't you give them any ideas The trouble with having someone try to talk to you in Chicago is that half the time they're some kind of crazy asshole. It starts out okay enough and then they either bring out their religion or some dumb-ass conspiracy theory. The sane ones don't talk to strangers. Oh and the other half the time they are totally trying to scam you. Like, "let me borrow your car, I'll leave my driver's license with you so you know I'll come back." ノ(ಠ_ಠノ )LOWER YOUR BORTLES ノ( ノ) I don't particularly like kids. *OTHER* people's kids. My niece is one because she is too shy to even try to have a relationship with. She shuts down with both my husband and I, and it's fucking frustrating so we've stopped trying....*for now*. Basically until this stupid phase goes away ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) > it's okay to touch babies in Korea ( ) oh god. dat rubberdome ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I wish this would get fulfilled u wot m8? India Is no one else weirded out by the hair thing? and then jake wants to 'double team it' You son of a bitch. A Surface? Really? Thanks :) I may not have a choice about the dermatologist if this sticks around. I hope it doesn't because I have a feeling I know the trigger, and it would *greatly* displease me ....seriously dude, gtfo. Convos take a lot of energy. No one wants to waste their time with that shit /r/CemeteryPorn Purging without me ? I think the last thing we need in League is SB Oh agreed, but it was just so weirdly rude? The clerk quickly added "Funny how that totally isn't true anymore amirite ha ha ha" Buzz kill Meanwhile, the gender queers are still all The whole damn thread: I'm pretty sure he is still an actor. STFU Jaden This is totally not creepy at all. Can anyone help me identify what kind of snake caused my double bogey? Tell me about it. I initially hated having to do foreplay. My first time I went for the vulva instead of the clitoris ( ) Go back to court time? Looks like the judge needs to revamp your guys' order Are you a fellow Aussie m9? Just realized the one on the left is facing the wrong way Damn man. Because they knew you had literally no other obligations. Memoirs of a Geisha. He obviously doesn't Just casually looking at the nhl.com feed. Refresh after a few minutes..... wtf happened. Sooooo many penalties! Definitely wallhacks. Those dirty little hobbits tried climbing over a fence that was off limits. ( ) Yeaaaaaaaa... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ... I would like to type too, if someone could tell me how... Economic policy? Like banning a new technology from a state so it doesn't disrupt the old cronies from the old technology that is detrimental to the environment and human health, but parroting small government less regulation? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Mom? I need that eye bleach again. Yay marketing through reddit... Like ? Dude... Report back the results...kinda interested now It's only 5 - 10 minutes if you miss it. When you get it, it sets back to 3 hours. Hey I liked that movie when I was a kid. The joker clan from batman beyond ...Was the dialogue really *THAT* necessary? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Annnnndddd now I'm back to about 16 months ago where I didn't believe anything I read from any source unless it was direct. So..... he's using murdered regulars to power his attacks... The problem is that fans already have... That's why the seats are full of visiting fans ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Fucking TOI always steals shit from /r/india Sunt curios ce te-a determinat sa vrei sa votezi Ponta "Human-Genocide" your name ... I see what u did there This subbredits name sounds wrongs >He's not directly elected. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) 'Cept they wouldn't this time... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Imagine all the money she will save! C'est mon premier en ligne ! What if the gang members wear school uniforms? I don't talk apple I swear I've seen this post like 20 times over the last month! This isn't repost hatred, it's just a case of who's doing it? Is it one guy? Is it millions working in a perfect union of accident, beautiful order from pure entropy; or a sinister conspiracy who's agenda we've no idea of, with this but a small corner? Are they all brown? The jailbreak is hardly stable. ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Gotta love da tiem Lord doe *Dirty thoughts Talk about resell value. ಠ_ಠ I don't think that is how it works /r/AsianFeet When you said growth I thought you had a boner I'd watch this. Teen Titans Go, eh? What the fuck happened to discussing Pokemon vs digimon at recess? I DIDNT DENY IT Thanks mate Would you also say that Anti-GGers are gullible shills who donate to relevant non profits like Feminist Frequency? Do they donate to causes they believe in or don't they? I know your user name now! come drink with us. (ﾉಠ_ಠ)ﾉ (ﾉಠ_ಠ)ﾉ (ﾉಠ_ಠ)ﾉ (ﾉಠ_ಠ)ﾉ (ﾉ )ﾉ (ﾉಠ_ಠ)ﾉ Summoning /u/cyclesmchurtz (ﾉ )ﾉ (ﾉಠ_ಠ)ﾉ (ﾉಠ_ಠ)ﾉ (ﾉಠ_ಠ)ﾉ (ﾉಠ_ಠ)ﾉ (ﾉ )ﾉ Thats nothing guys, in Poland our own president forgot words to our national anthem Wow, haven't heard this exact fucking same bitchy and whiny complaint every post on here Just press the button. Thank you thank you thank you. This my grandparents they are horrible with this this happened like three weeks ago. Male buy a dildo from baddragon, let me mind you with my own credit card they find it. Get home from school guess what INTERVENTION TIME PRAY THE GAY AWAY you know the conservative catholic from the old country bull shit Texas crap. Sit there 5 bourse explains I am 17 I can experiment sexually if I want this does not mean I am gay, I am just seeing if I like this, so you know what they do the next day after they give it back they burn it. Ohhhhhhh man so you fucked me over so bad grandma. I'll just buy another one anyway fuck you. At first i was like , and then (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ how can you be so dumb. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) every kid movie ever made...?!?! Seconded. Blue eyed fella here, what's it to ya? Plus no tweak preferences in settings, they are disappeared:/ They've specifically said they're not bringing Google Wallet to Australia. The reason given is there are enough NFC payment systems here already. Though it is true that the terminals are absolutely everywhere, nobody is taking advantage of phones properly. My bank refuses to use the built in NFC in any phones other than Samsung phones and so released a stupid NFC tag to stick to the back of other phones. At least it's better than being Apple exclusive like it used to be. They originally just released a $50 NFC enabled iPhone case and ignored all android phones for ages /r/KoreanAdvice What a waste of taxpayers money! ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Oh nice, i can blow up a tree. Im pretty far into the game (rookie mistake I know ) ... Yes I honestly thought Nucky was gonna emancipate then employ Gillian as a temptress to get back at Charlie. What'd he say? He deleted it Seven BILLION? ..merlins beard Ergheis, isn't it bad enough to consider killing one person but seven BILLION??? Too rip the soul into seven billion pieces.. this..is.. your fucked. Quite out of context... Makes perfect sense though. Champagne is not BREWED it is VINTED ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Uni... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Fucking angle grinders man. "I have no idea where I'm cutting as the head of the grinder is completely blocking my view." "What was that? Just flip it? Oh, sure, I'll just flip it over and use it the wrong way, yeah. It's so much easier to grind when you have satans diarrhea trying to melt your face" ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Wifi calling will be available in the spring or late winter on Nexus devices allegedly... Maybe a stupid question or that I'm that ignorant to the race classes...but who thought it was a good idea to mix 250s and 600s? ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) Use your nose. Yea I replied to the wrong person... sorry They had me at artichoke, bullion, sardine,froglegs and beef. Someone was hungry when they made this list. The most WTF is **&**, **Jasmine**, **Aladdin**...͡ Entertainment media, movies (not that kind of movie ), tv shows, publishing (including books and music). Also we make random patents, whatever we think of. I have multiple engineering degrees. Ugh... You're my daddy... ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ *** *** Maybe he's just modest. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Sadly, no one will be punished, like always... Sad how corrupt this country is now. Corporations own us. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) she looks kinda disturbed to me.. that juice thing that looks like sewage water is pretty crazy (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Ok how about Navigator Zilean get it Zilean is an old man and Netscape navigator is an odod browser. No up votes or gold ok now I'm gonna cry now ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) I heard a study that arousal from rape by women isn't a just cause for rape. That these are involuntary physiological responses and do not count as consent. I was going to down vote you for being crass but it's really a likely situation. You yourself can be disgusted and hate what what's happening, but be aroused as well. This may be one of the most real case of "confused boner" I've seen on reddit I would love a buy order system. It allows a place for people to dump crap they want to get rid of without ruining my market niches for days at a time I've managed to make it months without hearing about that piece of shit. If you're reading the comments, gtfo a minute before the end of the video. Knights of the old republic? I remember some show about a guy called Jim, someone asked if he wrote with his left or right, he said BOTH... Fucking wizard (May have been the same guy on that George Lopez show) it's been a while. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) The last picture makes it look like you have aged about 5 years while making this ? And I *just* upgraded my gpu Second Steam account. Has this subreddit really brought you that far? Its missing my favorite cheese. Tete du moine ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Using the word cunt as an insult Teammates got Suros and No Backup Plans...I got 5 strange coins That's just my resting face. It was supposed to be a joke I have blonde hairs that clump up my cover-up in regular mirrors Frustrating. As. Fuck! Time for a shave!!!! I don't think that's what he meant ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) "My sister's" hairbrush... Y yo que me ando muriendo con 10 km... Well, it's morning and I have to wait a few hours to play due to the fact that I turned my Xbox One off last night. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Definitely that one tiny egg and individual sperm, out of all those little wrigglers (or ejaculations/cycles) that made ya, and all the little ones needed for your entire history of ancestry, and the fate of those coming together or even surviving, and who would you be from a different sperm? What are your lost brothers and sisters like, those that didn't swim quite fast enough? Just missed the cycle? And I was IVF... Jesus Christ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) When I was a kid, I had a friend tell me at a sleepover that she wasn't allowed to watch Rugrats at home because her mother said she would turn out to be bratty like Angelica. Rugrats. It's just crashes for me. iPhone 5 7.1.2 Jesus. Christ. Superstar. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ )╯︵ ┻━┻ ┳─┳ ノ( ˇ)ᕤ Be careful reading cuil theory, it will cause you to go briefly insane... ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ GIVE ART ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ oh that's right, its over ( ˇ)ᕤ Of course! I was more so -ing at the fact that people kept reporting this post. ( ) ( )=/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿̿̿ ̿ ̿̿ ┳─┳ ...........( )--O Well I mean like that generation. No doubt my great grandkids won't remember me but its this post here^ if that were to happen to me by my best friend and SO I would be literally rolling in my grave ಠ_ಠ DO NOT SAY THINGS LIKE THIS WTF ┬─┬ノ( ノ) If we allow Teaparty GOP to take over the entire congress after the shit they've been throwing at us, perhaps US voters are fucking dumb enough to deserve it... Those fingerprints on the disc ( ) I'll look into one, thanks! Never heard of FFA servers on CS:GO. Probably because of the congestion of idling servers that show up in my server browser Oh yes Shit, my MCF make an effort to see us it least once a month, and they're one and almost 2 hours away We go there, they come here, and we always have a billion and a half laughs :) That was pretty... BALLsy... Am i right? Anyone? No? Okay.. You're old enough to drive a 40-ton warmachine, but can't handle a beer. Nor is it "retro" in the slightest. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) oh sweet baby jesus, NO I was surprised to find out from one of the guys who works in applications over how many goat-lovers he's spared me from working next to... Its tough being a jungle or a support main we dont get so many PK's WELCOME TO THE BONUS ROUND! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I'm disappointed by the lack of Images in this thread. ლ( ლ) So Shoe Shiner, Don't you think this subreddit is much better than your forum >┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) >┬─┬ノ( ノ) This is really starting to bug me lately, couldn't get on this morning after firmware, get back from work still can't get on I like how your character is doing the face. There are a few possibilities. One of which is probably because people simply don't know about it. A second possibility is that people may just think that it is dead. Some people may also think that it just is not quite worth it's go there. For me, I'm waiting until more people are there. Youre despicable and you should be ashamed I hope you haven't sent it to your mother... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) They aren't as bad as Ubisoft's tho Do you owe money to anyone in Aytos? ** ** If you went back in time and are unable to update us, we'll be very disappointed! What a scary world you must live in. Geez that was quick. Now I have to behave myself. You know. Go on... I was seriously confused, checking all of my audio levels and shit... thanks for clearing that up. Crashes my browser every time. I'm an American voter, and I'm not easily convinced by attack ads... so, like, 200 million to go I guess Yeah, everything I've been able to find/hear has been scattered & confused. Classic chaos, maybe. Oh. In that case. Hey, as long it doesn't end up with me bursting into flames and crashing into the ground, I am fine with being brought back to life. Just promise me you will not use the "technology" that was used within this video to bring me back to life. Do you pinky promise? Hello? ^^^Hello? ^^^^Please ^^^^respond. ^^^^:'( ^^^^^Halp ^^^^^me. Hey, Wait a minute. Wife and I live in FL. She wants SF to win, "because we visited SF this year." A repost so old it has the date on it I still can't tell. If it's not obvious, please point it out. It's not even pretending to be a x4 slot, read the product specifications That's the last thing we had from The Igloo Be careful when you hit it from behind, you know how horses like to kick. ┻━┻ ┻━┻ ┻━┻ ┻━┻┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┻━┻ ┻━┻ ┻━┻┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬──┬ ┻━┻ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬──┬ ┬──┬ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬──┬ ┬──┬ ┬──┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬──┬ ┬──┬ ┬──┬ ┬──┬ The change from summer to winter is so abrupt, one day it'll be really cold and the next I'll be so freaking hot. Australia's a bitch But sadly a cell phone is not a Camaro My TV is always on, but ask me if she gives two shits about anything that's on other than commercials lol!! 21 months and still only like commercials or if a show has some singing. That grabs her attention for all of 5 seconds She doesn't give two fracks about what's on the TV. I have jack shit but I know what a sommelier is. What do you mean doing? HELLS to the NOs you are NOT being a bitch Why do people feel the need to intrude on such intimate times in a woman's life?! Is that rice on her lip or... .. fired Meanwhile Chronos has medium crowd control with only 1 cc ability. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) How dafuq is Paul Revere by the Beastie Boys not at the top of this list? Am I truly that fucking old? Shiny Scarlett Maybe it's a function of my upbringing, but I hate hate *hate* living in cities. You're too close, everything's too loud, there's nowhere to garden, and you're at everyone else's mercy all the time. Give me a trailer on 50 acres with a high speed internet connection any day. I live in Silicon Valley, and the first thing youths do when they move here is find a place in SF, even if they work in the valley. 90 minute commute one way? Rent out the ass? A clusterfuck of public transportation? Sure! Because city. Favorite? Just.... one? Um, so is this a broken .iso file from Samsung? Surely you should be able to burn this to CD or USB via DiskUtility? No NSFW allowed; Bad! Right, but it's *not an exact copy* Well....theses one way to look at it One of the "jocks" named "joe" (fake name) would always be an asshole and then if you responded with anything negative he would just say "fight me kid, your a pussy! fight me!". So i am in history class and my friend "billy" (fake name) and i were doing work and joe walks by and swiftly in one fluid motion knocks my friends binder on the floor. Billy and i quickly tell him to fuck off and he picks up his binder. Obviously Joe perks up and starts loudly saying "fight me, pussy, you wont." This was a pretty common occurrence at this point of the year so i thought nothing of it and Joe just kept walking and settled in front of a girls desk and started talking to her. Well, my friend billy gets mad and starts talking to himself. I just sit there quietly waiting for him to stop (I was getting quite worried ). In a instance Billy gets up and starts walking towards Joe with a textbook in one hand and a clenched fist in the other. BILLY KNOCKS HIM OVER THE HEAD WITH THE TEXTBOOK AND A SICKENING THUD COULD BE HEARD ALL THROUGHOUT THE CLASSROOM. there he was, one of my good friends just smashed the school bully right in the fucking skull. It was awesome! usually billy was calm, relaxed, and in control of his emotions. obviously the teacher perked up and sent them both down to the office and Joe ended up getting a concussion but all in all the quiet kid in class just smashed a bully that was 6 inches taller than him in the fucking skull! I drive on the M4 in Sydney every day. It is a shocker of a commute and I blame drivers like the one you described. These arseholes are so stupid and can't see that the reason why traffic is bad is because everyone has to constantly put on the breaks for selfish wankers who think they are so smart by swerving into the turning lane and jutting back in. Makes my blood boil. Reddit employee I thought that said ISIS "some people" I'm gagging on the inside > About to do some Aqua Fit (Zumba). I am tired and my lower back hurts from yesterday's round Hopefully my Tylenol kicks in before my kiddo wakes up and I get home. 😪 ┬─┬ノ( ノ) >(┛ )┛彡┻━┻ Narutoballs... -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) And the website is down.... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Guaranteed we will never see this though on any of the websites that have a "10 things you MUST see!" though... 10 pages plus a random 11th one that you mistakenly went to without paying attention that the 10th thing you wanted to see had already been seen Let's test a different approach (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ (▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿├┬┴┬┴ * ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)つY * ヽ( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° )ﾉ * ༼凸 ◉_◔༽凸 * ヽ༼✿σل͜ σ༽ﾉ * /╲/( ͡⎚ ͜U ͡⎚)/\╱\ * ( ͡⚆ ͜ʖ ͡⚆) * ヽ༼⚆ل͜⚆༽ﾉ * ( ͡ _ ͡°)ﾉ⚲ * ♫ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┘ ♪ * ಠ⌣ಠ * ༼ ಥل͟ಥ ༽ ┬┴┬┴┤ * ༼ຈل͜├┬┴┬┴ * ༼ ಠل͟ಠ༽ * ᕕ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ * ᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕗ * ༼ง ͠ຈ ͟ل͜ ͠ຈ༽ง * |༼ʘ ل͜ ʘ༽| * ヽ༼◕ل͜◕༽ﾉ * ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ * (° ͜ʖ°) * ヽ༼ ツ ༽ﾉ * （͡°͜ʖ͡°） * (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ * ༼ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ * ( ＾◡＾)っ✂╰⋃╯ * ╰( ͡'◟◯ ͡')╯ * ヽ༼ ຈل͜ຈ༼ ຈل͜ຈ༽ຈل͜ຈ ༽ﾉ * ༼ - ل͜ - ༽ * ヽ° ~͜ʖ~ °ﾉ * ᕙ (° ~͜ʖ~ °) ᕗ * 乁( ◔ ౪◔)ㄏ * ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ * ヽ༼ຈل͜ರೃ༽ﾉ * ୧༼ಠ益ರೃ༽୨ * ( ﾉ ﾟｰﾟ)ﾉ * ヽຈل͜ຈﾉ * ヽ(ﾟｰﾟヽ) * ヽ༼ຈ益ຈ༽ﾉ * (☢益☢t) * ༼ᕗຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ * ╮(╯▽╰)╭ * ╮(╯ل͜╰)╭ * ༼ つ◕(oo)◕༽つ * (ι´Д｀)ﾉ * ヽ༼◥▶ل͜◀◤༽ﾉ * [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ヽ̲̅༼̲̅ຈ̲̅ل͜ຈ̲̅༽̲̅ﾉ̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] * [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡◥▶ ͜ʖ ͡◀◤)̲̅$̲̅] * ༼ ͠ຈ ͟ل͜ ͠ຈ༽ง * ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ☂ * (＾◡＾)っ * ༼☯﹏☯༽ * ヽ༼ ☭ل͜☭ ༽ﾉ * ♌༼✪ل͜✪༽ᕤ * (͡◔ ͜ʖ ͡◔) * ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ * ─=≡Σ((( つ◕ل͜◕)つ * ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ * (∩ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)⊃━☆ﾟ. * ･ ｡ﾟ, * ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽>ง * ᕙ༼◕ل͜◕༽ᕗ * ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ︵┻━┻ * ୧༼ ͡◉ل͜ ͡◉༽୨ * ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ * (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง * Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ * ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง * ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ * ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ * (~˘▾˘)~ * ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ * ヽຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ * (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ * ୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨ * /╲/\╭( ͡° ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ͡°)╮/\╱\ * (▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) * (ﾉ )ﾉ * └(°ᴥ°)┘ * つ◕ل͜◕)つ * ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) * ヽ༼♥ل͜♥༽ﾉ * ༼ ᓄºل͟º ༽ᓄ * (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง * ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ * ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ * ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ * ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ * ヽ༼>ل͜<༽ﾉ * ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) * ヽ༼@ل͜ຈ༽ﾉ * ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ * ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ * ('ºل͟º)ノ⌒. * [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] ( ) I never thought of that, but you're right. I don't know if it makes it worse or better. Damn it. Think about what you just said. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I was outside my workplace wearing an orange Giants jersey when this flaky hippy person told me she can read auras and that mine is orange. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) He's too lazy to get a hair cut, which NBD, but the hair in the drain bugs the shit out of me. His oblivion to messes. Like the bag that sat by the front door for WEEKS. It was your package that it came from, you take your shoes off there every day, you can't pick up one bag? I asked him several times to take care of it. Didn't happen until I yelled at him. Or this weekend. I gathered up the trash but didn't have time to put liners in the small cans and put them back before the trash place closed. I then spent hours outside digging up the yard. Came back in and the cans were where I left them. But he had time to do the challenge in his game... It's your house, too, feel free to clean something. I'm glad he didn't hit me and that my daughter wasn't in the car. My god I would have clobbered his irresponsible ass Upvote for funny, for weird contraction. Woah COOL. Yeah... Nice job... I hate you. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) OpenOffice why you noo libreOffice!ლ( ლ) Dear lordy! What is wrong with people?! >:( I swear people are getting more aggressive and dumber on the roads these days. I'm an angry (not aggressive) driver but it doesn't help that people suck I'm sure I wouldn't be so angry if people knew how to drive properly >:( Not all of them u noob Worst part too was I honked with my intention that I *couldn't* stop and that *he* had to, and he honked back at me as he started moving (as I was already moving at speed) like I had done something wrong. Fuck. People. Sideways !!! Arrogant, entitled piece of shit >:( As a Dane: Don't . We will hunt you down. I'm glad to see Grey was involved in the design of this Brady... Wow, these sound yummy. Really? They wanted me right away when my water broke. F that this time around, lol!! They were the reason I couldn't sleep or eat They also overloaded me on fluids. Nope, nope, nope. We'll be sleeping this time thanks :p So people should buy a shitty PC just to play borderlands on Parched I'm sure we've all done it once or twice or thrice .... or too many times to count. And its hard-casted most of the time right? (ﾉಠ_ಠ)ﾉ R.I.P. donger users. (ﾉ )ﾉ Dido, but only because I generally keep my purse/diaper bag tucked away under the stroller, and my coat. You're taking my personal property plus my baby ?? I don't fucking think so!! ಠ_ಠ no, this does not involve Tyler Perry. Dammit!!! ** ** Killer bunnies! My 8 year old loved this game, it's a pretty easy to grasp card game but does have an element of, well, killing bunnies Fucking ridiculous, I paid for and use PCalc widget daily and love the feature. No reason it should be removed, Works great and no issue in the slightest with it so far. And if it does get removed that's a bad apple ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) NO! You're not in this episode Did you read the article before you wrote the headline? But he wasn't in the anime, so it'd be pretty different. And I've seen that family tree as well and all I can say about it is *notices username* Agreed. And it pisses me off because I used to really like him. ( ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Just went and took a look at the tree....and....yeah.. ( ) It looks OP ( )~--■-■ Oh my lord. This is really a thing ?!?! ** ** Hey! - I am a 45-Year Old Creative Guy! I... erm... Still cuter than Obama. That makes me wonder how obama got to the top........ Does this have something to do with penises? I'm just peachy with calling myself preggers, and husband hubby or hubs. What I wouldn't be okay with is if someone asked me if this was planned, if I'm married (when my ring isn't on), if I was keeping, adopting out, or aborting, how much weight have I gained, or telling me I'm too overweight to be pregnant This shit would not fly with me. Is anyone able to get your progress linked across devices? That's my biggest gripe. You're weird. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I think those people don't need to be vaccinated. They need to be put down Holy. Frack. :/ You live in WA and didn't drop the zombie sonics broadcast somehow, for shame good sir, for shame! No NSFW allowed; Bad! You she-devil. Or checks ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) wait, I mean My little brother Wat That's just unconscionable. Some recruiters will be impressed you did anything! Others will be confused if you don't know how to use the vi editor. I thought so too until you slept with my trans uncle "Did my public" dafuq does that mean People still use iPods? lucky for u uve got a GTS! also an earlier model, so i believe ur rev limit is higher than others, which is fun! also i definitely hope its a manual Beni neden seçmediniz ** ** Fucking disgusting. Especially since on Alienblue the actual video takes a couple seconds to pop up, so you're just sitting there waiting for it Same here Sure, when you round it up. TIL my boyfriend considers me a rubber duck OH MY GOD DID YOU?!?!?!? Portable POS? My store must be really outdated :( I'm sorry that people felt the need to tell you something so rude, but for what it's worth (from this random Korean stranger across the globe), I admire you for standing your ground. My mom hated (...hell, she still hates) me having friends that are Black or otherwise not fair skinned. She always tells me to check my things, my purse, my car, etc (and she whispers it in Korean of course) when they're around because "you never know". It is very embarrassing. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) How much would that be in Apple RAM? The more flavor the worse Then why the Milano tag? Problems scale to your lifestyle. Your quality of life differs from theirs so it's hard to compare. They may not know how bad they have it because they have nothing to compare it to. Most of what you're feeling is you inserting yourself into their situation. Some third world country kid trying to find somewhere to sleep that night might be just as irritating to him/her as you having to go from office to office just to find a fucking pen! Seriously are people stealing all of the pens!? There's never one when you need it and there's always five when you don't please dont become a director anyone remember the movie mission istanbul? I wonder how many people call out for Summer of '69 at gigs. Yep, same guy ( ) ....did you just compare supply/demand economics to rape?‎ And what's the first thing I do? Look at that damn whit vehicle.. Maybe otherkin will have a go at it He reminds me of lee Evans Whenever I receive a remark I don't like, I reply with an equally smug comment then pause awkwardly and give them the stare . You can have more than 4?.... Sorry but just... gleeb, Jesus. Haha ok. I'll be carving mine tonight, I guess. Shit, I didn't realize Halloween was that soon. And its my birthday I'm dissappointed in myself brother of my best friend argued that the sky is blue because the blue oceans are reflecting the blue hue onto it. ლ( ლ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I've been getting similar problems with my iphone 5. If it is something to do the with the logic board, it would be expensive to replace. Seems the iphone 5 has a short life span for some people :( Maybe you should vote on the posts actual content and not the flair. Like how it's supposed to work inb4 Why did the giraffe cross the road joke ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Well... It did nothing... ლ( ლ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I was kinda messed with your last sentence. Just confused much . No! "All of my future boyfriends and partners are going to be VERY jealous of you" Shameless plug about getting TS... Wow never heard anyone ever say that before ever I thought we were past the point of bitching So PC elitist do not need to watch the insults? They said things too. How do feel about people thinking about the moon landing being faked? I know it wasn't, but so many people believe it was. Meta everywhere ** ** Since when is C'thun considered vanilla? Why are the Lions so far and away ranked higher than everyone else? Please stop, you don't just turn a Shark with heavy armor into a little girl in a bikini What a funny coincidence, I was going to recommend this SAME THING Arg...this was my brother. Bored as fuck, and ended up getting into bad crowds as a result. My parents absolutely refused to skip him ahead which I think was a HUGE mistake. He's already socially awkward with people, but now? He's gone down hill. He lives at home (he's over 30 ), has the absolutely most useless degree ever, he has no job or aspirations, no friends, and in general, has no motivations in life. Had my parents acted more for his level of capabilities than just 'talk the talk', I have a feeling he could have been a totally different person with a totally different level of education, as could I (that's a whole other story ). Just... Hairy There is a header icon in the upper right that pretty much sums up the original intent of the sub. Its those friendly small villages you have to watch out for. They all seem nice and everyone says hello...but they're up to something ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Seriously? I know ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Dude that's Carl Sagan. Show some resepect Get 'em, "darth invade-her", you bastion of maturity As someone who lives in NYC, . It really is kind of against the etiquette of the city, and lots of people from other places don't really understand it. The reason that we don't greet everyone here is because we're all so closely-packed together and pass so many people all the time, that not talking to each other gives other people back a little bit of privacy and personal space. Even something that seems innocuous to people from elsewhere, like saying "hello" or "good morning" to a random stranger, is a little bit of an invasion, like saying "hey, whatever you're doing or thinking about, interact with me now!". It's not a big deal elsewhere, but here it'd be amplified due to sheer number of people and the small amount of space. Not talking to each other isn't because we're rude, it's because we have a mutual respect for each other's space and don't want to bother each other. **Palutena flair** >O.o sherlock :3 you are god bye god u.u T.T I support the message 100%, buuuuut it's odd to me that people protest about this stuff. I've known 3 people recently who've had there kids circumcised, 1 had to go back for 2 more surgeries because they messed up. The other whined on Facebook the entire appointment about hearing her "precious baby" screaming his head off. You say that like they aren't already being sold at every dispensary in town [ ] Maybe she can't wipe due to the stick up her ass. I'm having a boy and I dreamt he came out a girl. There were a lot of weird things going on in the delivery room that makes me question if I'm on psychedelic drugs... But I blame my hormones I hate Bob. Teach em how to throw to 2nd base and cut down on stolen bases Please delete this shit ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Smegma. It makes me shudder to even think of the word. Quick, someone tell my boyfriend. ( ) Yet. If I knew you in person I would go to the ATM machine, put in my PIN number, and give you a ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That doesn't change the fact you're wrong Leave. It. Alone. I have to agree as I am one, I worked as a chef and after a long life of hating fresh tomatoes my boss had brought in a case of gorgeous looking heirloom tomatoes. He says to me that they don't even taste like tomatoes they're so sweet and delicious. I figure ok I'll try it, pick one up bite into it and motherfucker .... This does too taste like a GODDAMN TOMATO. Never again. 71 out of 200. Are you saying there are 130 failed states? Also, the links to the very credible sources are at the bottom of the page I have a 9 AFG rule, as soon as it hits ten days they go. I would also remove them if they showed no progress on their summoners after a month (level 14 4* summon for that long? ). 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( ) That's too funny dick only beat him this morning! I just got /r/dragons That some mastermind is behind all askreddit posts secretly storing information on us based on our replies. You were supposed to wait until morning ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ First I was like but then I was like ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Oh... ( ) ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Solved. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ //\\__ಠ_ಠಠ __/\\\\ ლ( ლ) It's an exclusive...club. Hehe Shhhhhhh..... This has been a feature on alien blue since I got here. It's been at least over two years. On /r/adviceanimals you get many many memes to choose from instead of this guy ┬─┬ノ( ノ) i dont get it. did u give me gold? Yeah I think I've seen this posted on at least five separate occasions over the course of 2 years. I've finally been on reddit long enough to get sick of reposts > My favorite reddit tradition is getting karma by copy-pasting a joke and adding: > Well now this makes my recent idea to post an adorable picture of Lucifer here feel stale ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) What? you don't want that ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ As do the Sounders I laughed so hard my mother walked out of her room and just at me ಠ_ಠ Alien Blue ┬─┬ノ( ノ) He experiments all the time with food and tries to improve it. Sometimes, that turns out great, other times...just what always get extra samples? can't go wrong with that. what size bottles are the samples in? I've only received samples from seduce juice and mount baker vapor. all the r&d flavors from seduce juice were in 10mL's, but they did give me a 15mL sample of snake bite when I asked them what I would have to do to get a sample of snickerdoodledoo...kind of an awkward moment when I opened the box and the answer they gave read something along the lines of "order a bottle of snickerdoodledoo of course." Those cunts are always blocking the footpath when I'm trying to park my roo ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠ ( . )( . ) Raise the god damn height limits -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) I was too busy looking for your last log in data... ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I am on to you. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) The thought of someone buying a *used* body pillow ┬─┬ノ( ノ) WTF kind of name is "Burl"? ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ This is what I think about this post "Legosass" ... Hardware isn't the problem. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Arrogant American. Be careful everybody. That is literally a pointless statement. Of course men are physiologically programmed to procreate. SO ARE WOMEN. Ha I'm done with this thread now, so thanks for your two cents. In socks? Even the store demo promotional art has Link displayed with the nice thin clear plastic stand...with the ugly glob of yellow goop in the actual display case. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Manchester ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ 3)ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ The joy of having my one friend spend the night and spend the whole night typing in 10 pages from the end of Gazette magazine when I was in fifth grade. The debugging was my favorite part. Sometimes the error was four and five pages back. . I had such a rich social life back then. I clicked on Karma and Vel'Koz first... My Medela 'moos' at me ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ノ( ノ) lower your donger please. Shame on you I'm less shocked by the fact that the company is expecting him to pay for it, but in total shock that Walmart wont' refund the products. They refund anything. ( ) Just did. Of course I get a ticket on the day I meet a millionaire . Let's see if I can get a person like you have to turn this nickel into $124 lol. I sent you the address with the subject Nickel/Subaru Guy Dude. The world doesn't need terrorists. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I don't get it Absolutely nothing until my baby is weaned. Reason being? I will need the extra calories for milk production/BFing, and it's too much pressure to put on myself without having time to recuperate from having a baby. I am not lazy, I am realistic Alright Rex Ryan ha, my last day as well! ya'll better not be competing with me for new jobs ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ test , please ignore How the... Wait... Don't want to sound like a dick, but did you check your network connection? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Concordo. E acrescento: a gravidez a partir dos 30 (a partir dos 35 anos é chamada *gravidez geriátrica* ) pode ampliar a qualidade de vida da criança que vai nascer, que terá uma mãe com alto nível de escolaridade e possivelmente capaz de oferecer melhores oportunidades para seus filhos. Isso sem contar que filho é melhor planejado e quando se está emocionalmente e financeiramente preparado cuidar de outro ser humano. Acho que a faixa dos 30 é quando a maioria das pessoas alcança essa segurança. /u/rain228 are you still on reddit? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Both D...Dinger..? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Because the GOP doesn't want poor people to vote ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Don't worry it's chocolate ಠಠಠಠ ಠಠಠಠ unlucky me...Apple already deleted it Yeah, USPS hasn't been so great. I ordered a package that is coming from a town that's only like a four hour drive from me. It shipped a week ago and hasn't moved except for departing the PO that it shipped out from but the tracking says it's supposed to be delivered today, it's 6pm and it's not here. Cause this makes total sense Yes, it's called iPhone Sucks Dick. I went gay for a sec. That username. I'm allergic to Cruciferous vegetables (broccoli, cabbage, cauliflower). People think I'm joking until I go into anaphylactic shock Where is FACK ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Hey there guys, how is it going. I'm really bored this Halloween. Ya what do u play on if u play on ps3 my pan is blazen_skaly "the female" No Stop reminding me! I wasn't able to get one! ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ Yes. From my aunt while pointing at my cousin twice removed. Her next sentence was "I think it is okay with cousins, isn't it?" ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Totally. **ಠ_ಠ** ^**ಠ_ಠ** ^^**ಠ_ಠ** ^^^**ಠ_ಠ** ^^^^**ಠ_ಠ** ^^^^^**ಠ_ಠ** ^^^^^^**ಠ_ಠ** ^^^^^^^**ಠ_ಠ** ^^^^^^^^**ಠ_ಠ** ^^^^^^^^^**ಠ_ಠ** ^^^^^^^^^^**ಠ_ಠ** ^^^^^^^^^^^**ಠ_ಠ** ^^^^^^^^^^^**ಠ_ಠ** ^^^^^^^^^^**ಠ_ಠ** ^^^^^^^^^**ಠ_ಠ** ^^^^^^^^**ಠ_ಠ** ^^^^^^^**ಠ_ಠ** ^^^^^^**ಠ_ಠ** ^^^^^**ಠ_ಠ** ^^^^**ಠ_ಠ** ^^^**ಠ_ಠ** ^^**ಠ_ಠ** ^**ಠ_ಠ** ** ** ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Wait, does that mean you actually considered getting a kid in high school? What do you mean it got removed? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Woon sucks. How do you know I'm not the Domme in the fantasy? ಠ_ಠ_ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ. ಠ_ಠ. ಠ_ಠ. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ I don't. And you mentioned that you're a chef? London bridge, is goin' down. It's the last day of October Wow... thanks for supporting the game, I guess. ^^ Even with that outrageous amount, still not all the SS. Guess you gotta get everyone to 100% B and continue rolling. ;P And it's terrible. Everything you eat will have this strange bitter aftertaste. Will last for about 1-2 weeks. French oral portion ... yeah ( ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) wat Please tell me you have "visitation to beat the shit out of him" rights Oh Amar Losing possession so cheaply > Why all the for this post? Other than the non-exact 'tap the top of the screen a few times,' I found the two/three finger tapping information useful... as it was all new info to me. Bukit timah? i didn't know there were any courses there.. Would that not be harrasment? esp if they do not know u used your nipples. Hiಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I still use the two bunny ears technique... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Stories on reddit never fade into obscurity. I'll remember that bitch Erin forever. "haha" I live in north England and my internet is still that bad. It's the best it can ever be as well as the local service provider said the won't give us fibre optic ┬─┬ノ( ノ) *All* of them. Not anymore! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ** ** Vote or Die... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I'd say he cares about all his projects. I'd say with an attitude like this you're not gonna accomplish much. But that's why he is who he is, and you are... I'm sorry who are you..? ThatS right nobody. And iF you have nothing to say on the topic, just don't say anything. I know what's going on in the commuNity very well. I don't live under a rock. And I think it's a valid question nonetheless. Cydget and Cycript have been here longer than you probably, if you you wanna get sarcastic... I also asked if anyone tried it yet, but you totally ignored that part, because you just wanted to make a snarky sarcastic comment instead of being somewhat helpful. No thanx... Cant tell if sarcasm or not nV to nV ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Irrelevant! This is cool because we were just learning about this in class a couple of weeks ago. During that time apparently mercury was in retrograde motion. I heard some people at work and one of them used it to explain all of the crazy stuff that apparently was happening and I was like .... no I didn't. it has been over a year, Rockstar, where are the heists? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ I see what you did there "I'm 100% sure I'll see you in hell" Hey thanks! I've been bullied on the Internet too much. I thought reddit was a better place. Wow my figures were off . Sorry guys.... I don't use any other, although I did consider using an alt account to mod /r/videos with. But then it wouldn't be that hard to guess which account I use as the alt for /r/videos + someone in the mod team uses that gif aswell. (Yes, I do mean you /u/OBLIVIATER ) Calm down. Everyone of your comments is butt hurt whining. oh wow i thought this was totally real and not un-staged. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I know it's only 2 cents worth but I don't think it's appropriate to be sending mods money for no real reason. ( ) Close Cydia from the switcher. very NOPE. ಠ_ಠ You Are Retarded But again, you are seriously retarded individual if you think you have the right to make me change anything about my videos. 2:30 (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ ヽ( ) (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ︵ ┻━┻ ヽ( ) (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ヽ( ) (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ ━━━彡ヽ( ) i dont know what wonders me more. the fact that this is an actual song... or the fact that i knew every single word of the lyrics >( ) ^^^that's ^^^50 ^^^days ( )^^^that's ^^^~~11.42857142857143~~ ^^^7.142857142857143 ^^^weeks! ( ) ^^^Your ^^^math ^^^sucks. ^^^It's ^^^actually ^^^7.142857142857143 ^^^weeks. ( )BUT BUT 80/7 IS 11.42857142857143 I do not approve of this message ( ) ^that's ^1.7857142857 ^months ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Yeah the first felt like a tech-demo. A promise of things to come. The second went interesting ways with the story (hinting at something big to come) and showed an absolutely *gorgeous* environment (I'd gone to Rome a year before and I dearly wished my entire time playing AC2 that I could have visited it after instead). Third is where it went downhill. Gone was the awe-inspiring environments, guns became an even bigger thing and messing with very known events for the wow-factor killed the historicity and made the experience awkward. Not to mention the wasted resources poured into multiplayer. This makes my head hurt. ...Okay, that's a little creepy  I hate you. ( ) I grew up with Prince. ** ** They milked the entire intro to the finals for all it was worth... So much so they differentiated from the manga. Praise be . (HE CAME THROUGH ON THIS!! and not my raid gear c'mon) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I wonder if he finished before calling the cops Well now i have a boner. what are we gonna do about this? ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I thought vegans didn't put meat in their mouth Holy moly all in one night/day too. My iPad 2 became kinda worthless after an update from 7.1.2 to 8.1. I know it's an old piece of tech, i'm not talking about games, but even websurfing and reading books is now a pain. Safari reloads pages by itself, sometimes it doesn't even load them in the end, just shows an error page ibooks has this glitch in album orientation, when you turn down your brightness lower certain point, it continues to dim only left 3/4 of a screen. And there are those crashes.. But some say, that ios8.1 is performing well on their 2nd ipads =\ Mmmmm dat Machete Gladius Looks like there's only Getty and Nicoulin right now. Guess you can't provide any input on them? Both started this year apparently > no I can try, I haven't been successful yet. Why are you kidnapping girls and tying them up Thanks ladies I haven't fapped that furiously in months. Shout out to the gal with the white stockings. Some of the voices such as Shiroe, and Akatsuki were all right, but some of the others sound bad enough to be straight out of an abridged dub; I'm looking at you valley-girl Marielle . No, it"s " " with a disfigured eye ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) It was. However, that website is a joke. No, it sounds stupid. you probably pronounce gif with a J ya commie! ITT: Breaking bad so I think I'll be just fine but my chemistry teacher is acting really weird Just so you guys know, you're the ones to get me to leave. you did your jobs well. That part in Whistleblower with the circular saw... |"Planet" Beacuse grammar is hard . Told a lame joke to someone I'm interested in and I'm pretty sure it's a goner now. Bet he was all "what a weird girl" after reading it #facepalm ~~ ~~ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) "Sir, please unlock your phone." No! "It's the law." Nope. <tazes person and forces finger on unlock> Seriously though, how can someone force me to put my finger anywhere. Oh, I see, they can use your fingerprints when they book you, so, now we can use them anywhere. Don't support this, this supports NSA supporters. I am kinda good at that kinda shit Shit man, I feel like the luckiest DIL in that case. My MIL was a LC and could see the cues and hand her back to me before she was miserable. My parents didn't hold her overly long either, so wow. I am so sorry they do that to you Screaming, unfed babies suck :( I... I think that's my cousin My daughter started dropping a nap around that age, and we also had to do, yes, had to do CIO because my kid is an asshole with both mine and hubs' stubbornness At 18.5 months, we started a routine and putting her down awake. Sometimes we get a cry out of the blue where we've gotten concerned enough to check on her. She just wanted cuddles for a bit longer. We oblige, and it's not long enough for her Fuck you kid, it's bedtime! Back she goes! Cries less than 5, annnnddd out :) Sweet, sweet quiet ;) Why would a company want to screw your wife? ( ) Good thing I stopped trading regularly. But seriously though, what the fuck... You seem a little confused I have been waiting on the invite from Google for a while and nothing I'll do it after I finish my Master's thesis on the popularity of video games I've just posted on the Steam forums. **[meme'ing intensifies]** ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Trying to promote your blog? Waiting... /r/prolapse there you go It was a terrible, terrible interview. Great, now I'm trapped on the wrong side of the universe fighting peacekeepers and Scarrans. Thanks a lot! Vegetarians *are* my family. As an anonymous online loner troll, I'd just like to say how dare you impugn my life choices!!! ( ) ( ) Val goes full incarnate as the "doctor" enters the room. He gives Monet a "for the love of God don't leave" look that is seemingly ignored. As the "doctor" gets closer he suddenly breaks free from the straps on the table and leaps up, backing up slowly towards the door. We need more of a sample size. OP, you're going to have a lot of licking to do. I thought it really sucked. I don't care much for a science fiction show where the main premise is "mommy and daddy are away for the weekend, let's party". After that, I just had to stop watching. Where's my joke. ᕕ( )ᕗ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) "Detectives are ‘keeping an open mind’ about the motive of the attack." ┬─┬ノ( ノ) >###### ಠ_ಠ WARNING: SHILL DETECTED Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but Silva is out until ... We make it to the MLS Cup. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Judging by the fact that he's asking what the biggest spoiler in the show is and for people not to upvote the thread so it doesn't show up on the front page makes me think he's going to be a dick and spoil it for someone. I experienced something similar just last weekend at a party. This girl, who I have never met before, was just embracing me, laying her head on my chest. It was completely inappropriate, and she kept caressing my back. I didn't even return the sentiment, I was just holding my hands on my hips with on my face. She didn't ask, didn't give a warning, nothing. If she had grabbed a private area idk what I would have done. She was doing it to guys all night, trying to pull them aside and grope them. I told my gf when she arrived to the party later that I was glad she wasn't there because it would have been so awkward. ᕕ( )ᕗ (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯ ）╯︵ ┬─┬ That old spice commercial The original American flag grill guy finally comments on my post and it's about plastic... I thought that quote was a parody Actually, I picked it up from Shonen Jump World when I went to Tokyo a few weeks ago. I didn't manage to pick up a Karasuno uniform though, but they had a few around for about $90. I'd be keen for a jersey too, if I ever get to actually play I got a bowl of popcorn right here. Don't make it go to waste Kid just ignores the Teen rating on the box cover ( ) Still fucking me up. Send them sympathy cards a la snail mail expressing how sorry you are for the loss of their free time and money Y en cuanto a cobertura que tal esta iusa Good thing it's not on the ballot this year. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) I was an existential nhilist too, or so I thought. Now? I am none. I don't endorse any school of thoughts. I don't believe in a predetermined purpose of our life either. We are here to wreck shit up, is what I like to think when am drinking though. I rarely drink now. It leads me to strangest places. ( ) And I bet those same pregnant women are the ones who think their shit doesn't smell I will try that No NSFW allowed; Bad! Nice! I've been looking for some Space Jam at a reasonable price, my local B&amp;M sells 15mL bottles for $16.95! I graduate in May and don't have a job yet I've got bigger problems . In all seriousness you should take it. Whether you are or are not doing what you want to do you will gain office interpersonal skills and that's valuable. eghhh, more fucking watermarks I really wish it was a huge plot by David. I keep hoping for it, but ... He's way off ლ( ლ) whyyyyyyyyyyyyy Emily, y u even help Charlotte?!! That doesn't make it okay. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Well it could be worse. You could, not know, where it is. Right? This is a joke right? Tell me it's a joke.. W-wait. *Nobody* does that?! Don't forget that we turned the horrors of pedophilia and child abuse into entertainment in both fiction and non-fiction (lookin' at you Chris Hansen ), sensationalizing it and giving off the false impression that pedophiles lurk around every corner targetting specifically white people and their children. Including the representatives voting on them. I once bet my friend that the tibia was in the foot while it was actually in the leg. I now owe her my first born child Been logged out six times between the moment I posted this link and the moment I posted this comment... Great app Damn, that just a big ass clit with balls... The Will of D and blank century are only two of tens if not hundreds of different plots in One Piece. Just because the plot you're most curious about isn't getting any development doesn't mean there isn't any plot development at all. All of you people need help. Even if they don't value themselves, they could at least show a minimal level of respect for other people who have to suffer from such tortuous sight. *Don't listen to him!* Follow orders, ya silly. Get some cheap Mega Bloks if you want to make a mess! The man hands on this lady are outta control. Yes, the event ends today. But a holiday event is different from a TH promotion. Which is what ghostweave is... I was Bob Ross for halloween ...:) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Maybe you can help him out with some actual suggestions... > Wow. How do you balance it on your head? Should I level and sphere oracle naruza or oracle darv (too many oracles 'One of them even raped a beer keg' Yeah they're only going to push the patch to 40 something reviewers individually. My kid is 21 months, and tried to say 'shit' the other day. I ran out of the room laughing and said to my husband, who was changing her at the time, "whelp, time to curb my swearing". Son of a.... I thought I had more time than this! Thinkin they started everything Recommended him to your friends.... THATS NOT THE REAL HUSKER ohgod that headstock Same with texting and driving, and not using their indicators. Even more so when their excuse for not using them is "but if I show that I'm going to change lanes the coming car won't let me". When I was 10 I saw this at the Millenium Dome and was told it wouldn't be shown anywhere else. It was then released on VHS, shown on TV, DVD and now YouTube. Why would they lie? ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Embarrassed to say it but...advice animals Having a toddler and a newborn and not knowing how to juggle them My husband will be home for about 8 weeks, but that first day he goes back is not gonna be easy :( Time to shop around for a new OB !!! ^ This This is the only explanation I choose to believe ...when that td pass hit him in the chest and bounced out. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Shit like this happens all the time and people still argue against free healthcare. These goals are just average Her voice how do I know you aren't a spy for GCL looking for holes to close I'm more comfortable looking like a boy than I do a girl. And apparently, wearing loose men's shirts apparently isn't enough to keep boys from ogling my chest. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^^ಠ_ಠ^^^ (＼ )＼ﾐ magic mouse^TM ... (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡ǝsnoɯ ɔᴉƃɐɯ are you a pedofile? Actually canceled my digital download and just went with the disc to avoid the long wait... Whatever I guess I'll just wait to play tomorrow ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Wow! I never would've thought Giving the middle finger: ( )┌∩┐ Hmmm. You sure you've never done this? (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ლ( ლ) That's probably the best use of I've ever seen on this sub 3 SGX and 3 Lilly Matahs. she's like. 12. Violence is violence is violence, there is no nice way around it. That you beat children - your own even - is sad. why do you do it? To punish, violently, because your child disobeyed you. Of course less violence is better than more violence, so in a way the violence you inflict on your child is better than, say, whipping your child with a belt. Congratulations. My point is that violence against children is senseless and cruel. Even "just a little bit" of violence. Is there anything hard to understand about my point? It is senseless and cruel to beat your child. That includes smacking, pinching, whacking, and whatever else nice words you have for it I see no problem with Gavin. Driver you say? Then I must be on the next shift! Sorry to hear that. They must just really assume you love all the colors.. I have no response. Same, the damn principle would even take parents hats too as soon as they walked into the school. He would mount them on a shelf in the office 13 hour flight, 9 hours left and I try to sleep. Finally I feel like I got a great one that I think I slept for at least 5 hours. Monitor says 8:29 left. Can't sleep anymore. I'm watching you When did we start talking about strangers? Also, in a few of those cases, I'm quite certain it was a kid at the girl's school that she didn't know... though I'm confused as to why this is currently relevant to our conversation. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Haha how did you know that... Before Kuvira got ugly, i had say Bolin... But now that she is getting real nasty, i must say Mako, I prefer an idiot prince than a crazy tyrant. [Original Submission at /r/conspiracy](/r/conspiracy/comments/2l8bcv/bibi_netanyahus_grassy_knoll_comment_ /) Not start up for days? I do hope you had a backup toothbrush " Just straight up stared at her like this for 5 straight seconds..." lost it at this sentence haha. The eyes just made it perfect. Too late my eyes are stuck like this Canadians A dildo, because I'm not into that, or am I? No. Am I on Craigslist by mistake??? I can understand why people wouldn't want to respond to comments though, some of the shit I got in my inbox today before the mods deleted it was ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Pretty much sums it up. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Maybe the Nutella marketing team had to make some cutbacks... or just get more sneaky You really think men would get more charity than women and children? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Its so beautiful... So.........what is the link? I cannot understand why they're so addicted to Starbucks. I mean, it's just coffe with syrup, sugar and cream. but Kabum beat Alliance.. What's the problem? I mean it's so easy! Gtfo ( )☞ My body created a poop the size of a lumberjack! I watched with impressed horror to see if it went down with one flush, it did. When I was what? Because most woman find beards itchy... If someone did that to my car I'd make it my mission in life to hit them in the privates with an electric fly swatter Dumb fucking servers who refuse to pick up utensils,bread plates, and ramekins Mos Def once said "You wanna know where hip hop is goin, ask your self "where am I goin?"" Well, people, . "Starter home". Would you buy a website with "Warlizard forums" in its name that simply has a big on a black background if you were rich? *Lord forbid* IT cuts into his profits. ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ You should poop more often so you can get better at trolling then... This scares me, and I'm only on number 2 You say that like it's a good thing. Why are you looking after you've found it? /u/JackkHammerr??? I wasn't a kid when those came out. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Guys... They all have one Super Bowl ring Unless you like Irn-Bru, Marmite, Bovril, Ovaltine, Penguin Bars, Lucozade or Fray Bentos pies... all of which Canada banned the import of! We shouldn't think too much about how that works ..I think... ... or should we? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But I still want my notifications Wait, you're absolutely fucking correct. We should just stop running the Federal Government because we can save some money. Harrisburg here, but with a Concord address. Pillow pants is her pussy troll? ( ) Post ( ) after all of his comments and submissions. ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ People starting sentences with lowercase letters Is it you that keeps sticking your face in my titans crotch? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ It's in the sidebar -> ᕕ( )ᕗ [thread] I read that here on Reddit a while ago and have been using it since. Unexpected side-effect: now I eat lots of apples Balls. reminds me of when my roommates unplug my crockpot to use the outlet for something and then forget to plug it back in How is your dick still alive? Dude. Really? *Really?* This is what makes it to the /r/pics frontpage? not in a weird way though ... ಠ_ಠ indeed sir Why do I sense segregation all over again, homeless can't eat here someone else can Apparently there's a demographic for /howtobebasic (SOMEONE CRANK THE CREATE-A-SUB WHEEL) ...5k subscribers by midnight Why would you subject a 7950 to this? Unless it was completely and utterly useless beforehand, I'll understand, but if you used it solely for this purpose... No one will say that about ME4 I guess!! Yes saurik is clearly not fluent in English At least it has a bench Are you fucking kidding me right now So have I ┬─┬ノ( ノ) **ლ( ლ)** This is what everyone was waiting for!!!! Wait..... so, character, and how much "clothing" ... if any ... ^^^^^don't ^^^^^let ^^^^^it ^^^^^be ^^^^^me (☞ )☞ WTF did I just see!?!? Have you considered starting a warlizard gaming forum just to spite the people that keep asking? Then when you post " " you can also link it to your real forum. Pity there is no overseas shipping Oh man, I feel for you. What is it with moms! I have two brothers, and we would get rough sometimes - fighting over the remote/controllers, that sort of thing. My mom would quip, "You should be a sumo wrestler, *you're so strong*." **ლ( ლ)** I am saddened by the lack of Vargas can sense upcoming and rising threads You're damned if you do and you're damned if you don't (ﾉಠ_ಠ)ﾉ All hail mayan donger (ﾉ )ﾉ I sure hope that hand gesture's supposed to be a "W" for "Winner." Maybe its who? (ノ )ノ彡┻━┻ Wow. I don't even... ლ( ლ) Just imagine if it were a cocktail umbrella going in tip-first... then being opened. A "little" I once took mechanical pencil lead and did the same thing in elementary... Well *I don't follow this stuff so maybe someone else knows and would care to share.* What is this how do you get it? She's like 12 Check the subreddit name, bub. What even is that? Wasn't it only the first three episodes? Are Crunchyroll fucking with me? They only gave me three episodes. I think yes. It's a risk but he's been solid given his opportunities. Also I like to think that he was as mad at Norv Turner as I was for giving Asiata all those TDs, meaning he will now finish his own drives. $84.95 on the Australian PS Store I really don't 100 diamonds per trade... I was wondering the same... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) By any chance did you look at my profile i use strawberry shampoo ... remember ? Thanks for the info, I feel old . I figure they would be phasing out the helos and going with robots. IIRC there was hm-19 the golden bears at alameda as the reserve squadron hm-15 Blackhawks. Yes this is my biggest annoyance! Every single solo nightfall guide starts with "just take out your icebreakers and you'll have no problem". I don't have a friggin icebreaker ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (☝️ )👆 Thanks, whenever I need I just search for you. Safely IN you? "The villagers have rejected his apology." And I'm just sitting here on my iPad *I wish the item arrives safely in you.* That's just, well... I've also got a 21 month old (almost 22, holy crap, here comes 2!!!) and I have the opposite problem. I'm almost 7 months pregnant (my entire pregnancy has been like this ಠ_ಠ ), and can't get out as much as I want to because I have zero energy, and have to wait for the weekends with hubs so I have extra hands. I have the TV on all day, but my kid isn't one for the TV so I'm stuck She wants to be out and about and be social (I don't blame her), but we can't do daycare *yet*, and I don't have anyone who can take her for me. N0 y0u d0n'7. That is both hilarious and sad.  🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱♻️♻️🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱♻️🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱ಠ_ಠ🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱✅🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱ಠ_ಠ🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱ಠ_ಠ🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱ಠ_ಠ🅱ಠ_ಠ🅱ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ🅱ಠ_ಠ🅱ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ🅾♏️G What the fuck is up with your Bama-LSU matchup? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Some friend My 2012 N7 runs like shit. Takes 4~5 seconds for the screen to even turn on after pressing the power button That Bat chin though... I get asked this every day. I've found 19 aussies so far. No pans though So you're saying that **Only the group and I** can use walls only? Uh? I would recommend some way to keep it fair **--** such as using c4's to bust a wall. ** ** Harrison is a shadow of what Abel could be That the town maintenece team is stepping up vigilance with sanitizing surfaces I'm so glad to hear you're using a bleach solution, this is definitely so newsworthy. ** ** Already have a 360 I'm sorry but I don't know if any of this is awesome, they're both annoying Thanks again. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) How do you butt dial an iphone touchscreen? But I'm going to DreamHack, the season can't end now! > I'm not quite up on all of my "politically correct" terminology since I have, you know, a mind of my own and all. Spent the last three weeks trying to finish it! If this is true, then apple have officially jumped the shark For some reason Alien Blue was now showing them . Now I see them :D In Spanish, cagame means "shit on me" or something like that....lol Kagome ‎ I didn't realize your name was Cinderella How the hell do you win so much jungling with Nidalee I also find it ironic that a Curse fan is eating dick from TSM. What do the signs mean? :3 Also, I may like dick, but I don't want it to go in one hole and out the other ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Why do I have one of those posts saved? I lost Wow... That indeed sucks donkey balls >:( Is it time to switch insurance companies if this is how they treat you? The little knob from doorknobs that actually click the door into place, on the narrow side of it- NOT the handle. I constantly bang my hip or hook my belt loop on it ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Yeah "free" mech bay ...... actually all about that bass is from her first album, the songs are "all about that bass" (how fatties feel that they are normal) "title" (see above, tips gravy boat, m'lardy) "dear future husband" ( ) and "close your eyes" (thats how she might get a future husband, he has to close his eyes forever) its actually not a bad album, i hate the meaning behind all about that bass but the songs are catchy and it has a peppy rhythm to it ┬─┬ノ( ノ) OMG this stuff though! I thought I found my HG primer until it stopped pumping and opened it to see why and found out it has less product than a Sephora sample. Why does this exist? ლ( ლ) Why did someone feel the need for this to exist? Umm... What? You paid money for that domain ? Inside of you? Woah man. Take it easy. For real. Saying Fuck You to everyone in the subreddit is a little crazy. Mine are a bit bigger so far, but I think they were worst with number 1. I had/have to wear a padded bra because my boobs get uncomfortable with my toddler bashing off of them constantly At night I air the fuckers out ;p lol! Nintendo why you... ლ( ლ) Is this a reference to tonight's episode? He was getting it back anyway..... Not working for me They'd all be attached... Prince Charles fits in here some where? You could have skipped all of that and just asked how many people use reddit? Then narrowed it down. a friend who doesn't read Naruto thought it was a drawing of a guy giving a blowjob I remember in grade 2 we had to make a fake movie poster for a book we enjoyed. I made my poster on Artemis Fowl and casted Franky Muniz as Artemis. That was around 2000-2001. God damn. Same here, I find myself having to poop usually within a half hour to hour after drinking coffee. Thought I was just weird when I mentioned it to a friend and they gave me the ( ) face. And I dunno if it's just me, but the poop is less...defined. Amazing! If it were me I would have definitely wiped until the end... le terrible at PvP > I hate strawberrys , but I love strawberry milk... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿├┬┴┬┴ * ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)つY * ヽ( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° )ﾉ * ༼凸 ◉_◔༽凸 * ヽ༼✿σل͜ σ༽ﾉ * /╲/( ͡⎚ ͜U ͡⎚)/\╱\ * ( ͡⚆ ͜ʖ ͡⚆) * ヽ༼⚆ل͜⚆༽ﾉ * ( ͡ _ ͡°)ﾉ⚲ * ♫ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┘ ♪ * ಠ⌣ಠ * ༼ ಥل͟ಥ ༽ ┬┴┬┴┤ * ༼ຈل͜├┬┴┬┴ * ༼ ಠل͟ಠ༽ * ᕕ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ * ᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕗ * ༼ง ͠ຈ ͟ل͜ ͠ຈ༽ง * |༼ʘ ل͜ ʘ༽| * ヽ༼◕ل͜◕༽ﾉ * ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ * (° ͜ʖ°) * ヽ༼ ツ ༽ﾉ * （͡°͜ʖ͡°） * (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ * ༼ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ * ( ＾◡＾)っ✂╰⋃╯ * ╰( ͡'◟◯ ͡')╯ * ヽ༼ ຈل͜ຈ༼ ຈل͜ຈ༽ຈل͜ຈ ༽ﾉ * ༼ - ل͜ - ༽ * ヽ° ~͜ʖ~ °ﾉ * ᕙ (° ~͜ʖ~ °) ᕗ * 乁( ◔ ౪◔)ㄏ * ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ * ヽ༼ຈل͜ರೃ༽ﾉ * ୧༼ಠ益ರೃ༽୨ * ( ﾉ ﾟｰﾟ)ﾉ * ヽຈل͜ຈﾉ * ヽ(ﾟｰﾟヽ) * ヽ༼ຈ益ຈ༽ﾉ * (☢益☢t) * ༼ᕗຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ * ╮(╯▽╰)╭ * ╮(╯ل͜╰)╭ * ༼ つ◕(oo)◕༽つ * (ι´Д｀)ﾉ * ヽ༼◥▶ل͜◀◤༽ﾉ * [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ヽ̲̅༼̲̅ຈ̲̅ل͜ຈ̲̅༽̲̅ﾉ̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] * [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡◥▶ ͜ʖ ͡◀◤)̲̅$̲̅] * ༼ ͠ຈ ͟ل͜ ͠ຈ༽ง * ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ☂ * (＾◡＾)っ * ༼☯﹏☯༽ * ヽ༼ ☭ل͜☭ ༽ﾉ * ♌༼✪ل͜✪༽ᕤ * (͡◔ ͜ʖ ͡◔) * ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ * ─=≡Σ((( つ◕ل͜◕)つ * ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ * (∩ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)⊃━☆ﾟ. * ･ ｡ﾟ, * ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽>ง * ᕙ༼◕ل͜◕༽ᕗ * ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ︵┻━┻ * ୧༼ ͡◉ل͜ ͡◉༽୨ * ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ * (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง * Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ * ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง * ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ * ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ * (~˘▾˘)~ * ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ * ヽຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ * (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ * ୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨ * /╲/\╭( ͡° ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ͡°)╮/\╱\ * (▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) * (ﾉ )ﾉ * └(°ᴥ°)┘ * つ◕ل͜◕)つ * ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) * ヽ༼♥ل͜♥༽ﾉ * ༼ ᓄºل͟º ༽ᓄ * (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง * ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ * ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ * ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ * ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ * ヽ༼>ل͜<༽ﾉ * ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) * ヽ༼@ل͜ຈ༽ﾉ * ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ * ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ * ('ºل͟º)ノ⌒. * [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ As I get further into high school this is coming true for me. When I was younger (and we had a bit more in funds) I ran all over the place for dance class, swim lessons, piano etc. Now we have less money, one car, and my parents have less time. It's become an annoyance for them to get me anywhere, and they've started leaning closer to the idea that I should drop activities. I'm currently in 5 clubs, though one is getting squeeze out naturally due to being on the same day and is of less priority. If I dropped what was most convenient and preferable, I'd have one club. Yay. Terrific. Whipdeedo. Because that's what I want to do, sure. But I'm facing so many complaints now, and I'm already so restricted as to what I can actually *do* in the clubs because it isn't convenient Great Googly Moogly Pastafarian Adventist Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. You have just described and at last given a name to the exact situation I am currently dealing with with a 27 year old male where I work. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I doubt there's any meat left to eat from that tough... | ) ............... How can your uncle be Turkish? That's $60 just for extending capacity Jebi ga, sry. (・∀・ ) ..... Adobe Airstrike Meh, I thought I would be first Ninja requests ARE by definition stupid things that don't affect everybody. Many times questions aren't answered by RSwiki, it isn't always the be all and end all answer. Not caring about art and stories is your own damn fault. Are we in the stock market? By definition we are in A stock market. Every time you invest in something with the intent to resell it, you are in a stock market Your friends and family live across the world yet your motivation to go is your cat No you just typed it earlier and your phone remembers Gotta love it when you accidently click X and it Snaps open the HELP screen as if we don't know how to play COD by now, normally resulting in a death, and mainly occurs after one. Smh ...There are no words for how I feel about this. One time, someone linked /r/cuteabortions in a comment Maybe poe...but I some how think it's not. You're the fifth to post this. People seriously need to learn to check before they post. I feel ya on the sore Oy :/ My daughter doesn't help matters, lol! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠ it's not new to some... ITT: I ate at 5 guys 2 weeks ago and got very sick. Probably the peanut oil? Mot sure but had a massive headache and vomited a lot I don't think you like your hamster spinning. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) What did I just see? Enjoyed the link, hope be shares much of the clip though. It's so short Dem eyes (☞ )☞ ...are those real Hmm. What's a steel book? I want it. Well she does have a disability..... . . . . . . . > ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Meanwhile EA/Bioware don't even flinch. If leconte_law mentioned the program I think it'd be really easy to doxx her don't you think OMG K, if she doesn't live with you, and can't see how your relationship with your husband works, that's a big no-no for her to stick her nose where it doesn't belong. My hubs is taking care of me despite him being the full-time breadwinner. I'm taking care of our child, and feel like shit almost 24/7 with this pregnancy. I do what I can. The dishes are done daily (dishwashers are wonderful), the laundry is done weekly to bi-weekly, the bathrooms need more attention but aren't unusable, and cooking is off me for now because smells and patience with a clingy toddler and cooking plus cleanup would make me bald So that's that, and guess what??? That is none of my parents' business nor my ILs business! My dad would easily have something to say (old-school European male who has the same mentality as your MIL), but my husband would shut that right the fuck down. Reason? Hubs and I are a team, and rely on each other because we don't have regular help. My husband is also an independent male and does a lot for himself. He is capable, mature, and helpful. He is a wonderful, loving man <3 As for the comment on 'finding another nice lady'...does your husband know she said this?? I would tell my mom/dad off if they said that to me. That's nasty and unwarranted, and again, NONE OF HER FUCKING BUSINESS!! I've talked to my husband about should something happen to either of us to please not introduce a step-parent into the mix of an already hard situation. I also don't want a male in the mix if I've lost my husband. Bad situation with an ex-friend and her mom's bf I won't introduce that risk to my child. They will be moved out before that happens thanks. Again, that's my business and no one else's. I'm not that desperate. People seem to be blatantly ignoring your profession in some of these responses The states, sure! But don't allow the Native Americans to do it! Dear god no! They have done enough damage to white men already! I'm looking at you Texas! Don't worry, all of your privately held conversations inside your own home are stored *securely* in the cloud. I'd cheers you with a Twix, but I ate them all ** ** How the fuck...... you don't do that Dogecoin to the moon! Being a senior is awesome right?! I have absolutely no stress I got this college stuff down. Finding a job is the hard part Comment here: fine nibs just do not do sheeny inks justice. Which blows, because I like fine nibs. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Det var inget, gå din väg ┌( )┘ Your user name makes me skeptical... Probably a koala.^^^ probably a koala.^^^ -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) I'm never leaving the city again. > ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Midori is just at Kusaru's intrusion. If he weren't her beloved little bro, she'd probably throw him from the mountain top. Oh my god, my cat has the same problem. Poor girl. Plus she drives us nuts because she'll wake us up in the middle of the night wanting to eat and, hello, we have no bedroom door. Surely not reddit.... What a horrible plant, I mean drug! So many lives are being hurt! We don't even joke about that round here *out of stock* Do it, you won't And I'm just here in Florida obligatory Wait, so you get annoyed when someone doesnt back up their claim with stats, then you dont use stats for the counterpoint..... but now it's all bloody ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) lower your denial hype dongers ノ( ノ) This happened this morning. We have this pos (as in dung) app that frequently craps out. It requires a reboot to fix certain errors. I got a call from a luser getting one of these errors and she said she restarted her computer three times. Why the hell they think the second and third reboot will do anything I'll never know. Anyways, I had my doubts there was any reboots so I checked task manager and lo and behold the computer was started an hour and a half earlier which is when we start work. She straight up lied. I restarted the computer then it started working. One Piece isn't Fairy Tail... My eyes will also never be the same... if they weren't ashamed the would have included their face in the picture. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Oh my fucking lord! This is my daughter!!! I hate the silence, and ya I can put the radio on, but commercials and sometimes 5-10 minutes of a show with singing grab her attention. She doesn't give a flying flip about what's on the TV. She would rather look/be outside or running around the rest of the house. Also, she likes my iPhone for the Fisher Price Apps. That too doesn't last very long It's like when the alien walks out from behind the bushes in Signs. The most idiotic is when they put it in a plastic bag and then hang it on a fence or leave it on the ground along a trail. I guess maybe some percentage are supposedly going to come back and pick it up, but many times I have seen well-worn old bags of shit along the beltline or Don trails. Why not just leave the shit in the woods instead of making the pointless effort of putting it in a non-biodegradable plastic bag? Kusaru nods as he lays back "Yep it is! I would know, for I am the lord of napping!" He then looks to Midori with a look "Yeah.... nice try sis... Save it for the honeymoon." You're telling me my neighborhood is near boobs and I never even knew? Agreed- but he speaks so sloooooowwww... You, you and I are officially keto buddies. Crossing my fingers for the karma-train express to run her the fuck over swiftly and painfully What a cunty-cunt cunt cunt cunt!! I've had two roommate issues, both within the same year, and one of them was family What I've learnt is to stop helping and or pitying people for the positions they themselves have made. Getting fucked over from people you love and respect was an eye opener in itself for me. No more roommates. This exhausted me from just reading it The F Probably the compulsive liar again.... So now we wait ┬─┬ノ( ノ) While I'm no genius, I'll throw in some RNG knowledge and say that for some reason they probably seed their RNG with something that isn't the current timestamp. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Who shat in your latte? How is evasion fun ( ) ...why is this a thing? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) he didn't follow rule one. haha ┬─┬ノ( ノ) "Alot" At 3:49 is where it really goes off the hinges. At least we... *tied* them... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Picking my nose That would mean that Karin is the real father. ( ) Looks at account history... This is something I'm not looking forward to My daughter already taps me out most days, and I get double the fun come February.... ( ) Planes should see it no problem. He only does 3 of them I went into his box... ...during the stadium tour and was actually very unimpressed. I expected much more but it was small and really no frills. As for those two security guys, when I saw the pic my first thought was they don't look too tough if shiznit got real. Look more like valet guys! ╚( )=┐ That's interesting because I find that my feet often look too small with respect to the rest of my body, and I'm 5'10" too and a size 9. I know a girl who is our height and she used to purposely wear shoes that were too small for her feet because she thought her big feet were unattractive, but in reality wearing a size 6 or 7 shoe made her look misproportioned. It was unfortunate because I'm sure it wasn't healthy for her feet. I've gone through 3 stacks myself and I've received 4 of each dye except for the one dye that I actually want ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Uhh... Tell that to Columbus! He discovered america like that guy discovered my CD's and Ipod in college I was gonna avoid that reference, but .... OHDEARGOD Terran is the least played race yet the strongest, most OP, disgusting scum race ( ) You sir are very uninformed, as it is not speculation. Gearbox confirmed this on their site that the game will be having 1 character, another character, level cap and finally a giant campaign. Before you correct people, make sure you know what your talking about It's just a UI change.... For a while I couldn't use my name "George" because it had the word orge in it.... As in, a misspelling of orgy. Heh sorry was actually just looking for you to reply with You control it fully... Where ever you stop it that's where it'll stay. By section of course. Hence the name... ಠ_ಠ also used to be compatible with CCLoader... ~~ ~~ -_- NAIZ LELELELELEELLLLLLLLLLLLASDFASDIV D"FJKV V JK D CDMS She could have use that paper to slide under the glass and carry it outside ( ) Lol looks like you finished after the first frame Here, take this: I swear all my photos look like horse shit. maybe I just cant get a good angle from sitting here on the couch My phone also does the opposite: wakes from forced sleep to tell me it's dying. ‎** **. "Yea, that's what got us into this mess in the first place.... " i see HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAH Nope. Upscale merely is a front end for Cycript, so therefore you need to either reinstall upscale and set it back to 5/c/s resolution or run Cycript manually to fix it. You know what you did You told me to report them ლ( ლ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) The title of the thread is more spoilerific than the content inside. (ノ )ノ┻━┻ *It reads as follows: "WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN? " He can look up and see the same look on Wesley's face as he looks right back at him.* You monster It also wakes ME up from sleep to tell me it's dying. ‎ COMMENT ON PROFILE BEFORE ADDING OR I AINT GONNA ACCEPT Ooh ouch bb. That hurts. Imma go hide in SnD when playing with you til I'm last alive then suicide. Meeeeeeeh I saw that, you blasphemous heathen! Two bibles. I'm an athiest. The jesus movie son of god. I'm not sure how i didn't fall asleep. Photoshop at it's worst. Love it I set this up, and we aren't even really using it yet ** ** How does the ref not see that potato ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Painted quartzite rolled in glitter Jesus never had wings? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I agree with your sentiment, but.. PCap? "The destiny of a newborn baby can be swallowed up" I have the same amount of one boa but mine is the healing mace. Fortunately I have every boa except the caster off hand so I'll accept it. wtf Japan.... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Congratulations! In situations like this, I wish I could with the mask on So this Kessler whiskey I have tastes like shit... I think there's a reason for that heh heh............. Booze! The answer is booze. Lol! For real though, it's one thing I don't feel comfortable having while breastfeeding/co-sleeping/bedsharing (other than my home brewed, dark beer *for* breastfeeding without obviously going over the limit ). I just avoid it temporarily but I do look forward to summer drinks once the kids are in bed, especially ciders :) !!! Before tax and tips though, right? Hey fuck you. I don't see any caps on those stacks. This is the most stupidly overpowered thing I have ever seen... ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Because Askreddit gave answer to every question and now people are reposting them to get attention Just do it That user name though.... Does it actually work? We were only dating a couple of months and in retrospect I could have handled it better but it was my first girlfriend so I didn't know. She'd talk about how much of a whore her mother is from time to time and when we had sex (she told me she was a virgin) she asked me to not wear a condom because it just feels better with out one ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Well, now I'm almost disappointed. gag? I know. I was explaining it in words I was sure she would be able to understand. OP is a boob-apron weeds is my favorite sHOW EVER ┬─┬ノ( ノ) StilL avail? #464332481. Thanks. like it wasnt purple before Sorry if I have posted this in the wrong subreddit but with the introduction of slidetokill8 in the new iOS8 jailbreak I thought it was relevant. Apparently closing apps worsens battery life. Look at the link and read it, it may help with a thorough explanation. Nickname should be "Amyrlin" Infect is generally a bad matchup for Bogles as life gain becomes irrelevant and infect is faster. UR Delver and Burn are very good matchups until you mull to 4 Does anyone notice OP is still using windows XP ? Ahh, that makes more sense, but "usually"... That was my face at my high school graduation when they said now bow your heads. I was like "wut" ( ) ////\ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ/\\\\\\\ Does anyone notice /u/ankitsoni89 has no idea how the microsoft window-manager works? He see's you when you're sleeping Really hope this is correct ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Bill comes to $40.45 , you give both cards the waitress. One receipt says $20.22 another gets $20.23 In...into your butt...? ~~There's an ebola epidemic in Oregon ?~~ I watch that show all I was saying is that bot games don't actually make you improve at all, all you're doing is learning how the bots are coded Like your hands? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I did this in vanilla, made 100g at level 5, 100 more if I cybered a guy. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) In...inside of it...? Sometimes I feel like Asian parents. I'll say something genuinely nice to a passerby and I know they hear me and say nothing or even acknowledge my existence . I'll have instant dislike of them. Especially if they are a veteran coworker and your new ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) The math looks solid to me... ┌( )┘ "Mexican women and their ever so detachable heads" We have ***mandatory*** fancy dress this year to thank us followed by an 8am start the next day right across the city from our hotels that username You're upset that you little sister never went through a "fuck" phase? ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ U wot m8? It better have been chocolate chip. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) well, this is a thing risky click of the day xD It better not have been chocolate chip. ¯\\_ _/¯ Yeah! My uncle works for nintendo and needs this card for his upcoming game! So please send it to 1470 Rainbow Rd. Dreamland. Thanks. 👍 any updates there are you're gonna wanna have. My mom does this to me occasionally : . Wait...21 in dog years? I didn't even know that was possible. I always get the bullshit no one else gets in Valve's games. Ah, thought you were speaking of Joey Barton. I think Thorin is unbearable his voice and insight are terrible, the comments he made about fnatics appearance and saying that dignitas are skinny geeks is just..... If one does not wrestle how does one tear something.... ? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Felicitate... What does repudiate mean? Agreed. BM at every opportunity. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Wait... At the bottom of the message they ask you to submit any triggers you know about, but want you to include a trigger warning ABOUT the trigger warning you're trying to submit? I am ashamed. Please explain the joke to me. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) "ಠ_ಧ" (" " customized for an eye injury post in /r/WTF) I have a shirt with that pattern.. I do have an elegy so maybe I can just invest in that car and hope for the best! I've duped it twice now though and both won't sell. Yeah that's exactly what I said. You didn't take any photos? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ You wanted to die after only 7 minutes had elapsed in the first quarter being down only 7? I will accept this answer and respond in turn. Are you a cop? My girlfriend's cat, sadly. He likes to perch there because of the heat from the pilot light. ( ) ノ( ノ) Coked out sociopathic cannibals aren't zombies. I always wonder why these stories are posted to this sub. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (ง )ง Victorians pronounce Castlemaine as "cassel" (as in tassel) main. Then funnily enough the ones I know will call Newcastle the same as everyone else, so.... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You have good eyes. NO Thank you! Think you could come tell my boss that? :P I've been working at this job since February and I'm still making a measly $7.60 an hour. I guess it's because I'm only 18 and according to them that's what "I'm supposed to make". Or how tight I hate you, thorn is the only one I've wanted since I bought the game. Now I'm stuck on the strike. I have solar weapons too, pocket infinity, SGA and a blue launcher. I keep getting stuck in the open the door room. Also I'm a lvl 29 Titan, कृष्ण करे तो रासलीला, हम करें तो character ढीला? Oh i bet i could Also. How do you know she doesn't like to swallow. Lol! Riverwalk? /`/\( )/\´\ Yep. He's fucking nailed it! Conspiracy over... Back to 9/11 people, this way...single file! Deaddrop. I had to click. I knew what it was and I HAD to click Free? Australian in Australia here, emanating evil, jealous thoughts now..... the sound it makes Not only that, you gave hafeez some confidence too Thanks for the input... Friends...fun joke. Family... Hahaha you're welcome (and thanks again). I'll kick some asses with this awesome raikou :3 . ~~YES YOU ARE ~~ I wonder what you want to do with them... *I... am... Reddit? * I wonder how icing for the cake is made at these parties ( ) bind TAB "+score" is correct ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Yeah, I was reading his post and felt the same way. Seriously what's wrong with eating leftovers oh well that makes it ok then. . . Until it got deleted....again.... never in my life ... i'm not letting a dirty russian do anything to me ... let alone touch me Sounds like HUT only from what I saw on EA's Facebook. ( ) Because the splash art team is also in charge of the buffs and nerfs. I think the both of you are grumpy cats and this hits a little too close to home. Her arms... I should hope we do ┌( )┘▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一 I didnt realize it was looping Oh that makes it better, everyone carry on! /s Thanks man, i'd been trying that a lot today. Wasn't til now i tried a different USB port.... guess what, all ok... If you look carefully, this movie has 4 genres (Action | Biography | Crime | Drama)... Yesterday, Marshall played a common opponent this season with Alabama. Alabama played them at home, while Marshall played them on the road. Guess 1) which scored the higher point differential and 2) which is higher in the rankings Barely 2 minutes YOU GET A FIRST DOWN AND YOU GET A FIRST DOWN! EVERYBODY GETS A FUCKING FIRST DOWN! Dem eyebrows. The look on her face.... And you sound like a troll He's a well known and respected member oF the community. So troglodytes like you can troll all day long but we know who the sketchy ones are... Since they got ganked when they were leveling ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) First thing I remember doing was downloading Netscape as it had more features than Mosaic. ** ** *hmmm* The 7 falls east of town is great. So is the wildlife refuge west of town is sick too. (👉 )👍 Well she's not wrong. His face: Was bist du, ein beschnittener Ami dass du Lotion brauchst? That's true. I didn't really understand why they were cutting the 32gb model instead of the 16gb. That's just way too little storage, especially on a tablet . If by "adapt" you mean "accept that you'll work twice as hard for half as much" then I'd say our generation is "adapting" quite fine. Misread as I scrolled past as "bullying online" This looks photoshopped Oh geez, I would see that over in /r/whatsthisbug occasionally. I'm pretty sure the folks who actually subscribe to that subreddit have a pretty good handle on entomology, if they aren't actually entomologists. I was not sad to see Unidan be shadow banned. I thought everyone had a butthole Cops have killed people and gotten suspension without pay, just not fair So sick of seeing these stupid fucks all over the net telling me that my natural urges to eat other life forms is wrong. Animals are delicious, get over it. I'm sure you know all about that ( ) Wait seriously? I did not know they stored in your phone lol... . You're right though.. I really just don't find myself using many cheats regularly. Id rather travel to ammu nation and buy the guns instead of entering a cheat, and since it's 5min on god mode, I dont whore the cheat everytime it runs out, if and when I use it. I like being able to fix my car quickly though so the health cheat works great for that. pls no don't hurt me poopoo everyone looks exactly how I'd imagine a redditor serious enough to go to meetups to look like Man the twitch chat sure is spammy Just one? Also, This pic is inaccurate, why does Hinata have mini-tits? ╚( )=┐ Oh dear god. Vladimir the Jizzmancer. They know better? YPF Why are the first two pictures monochrome? Assuming that the last picture was taken recently, rhey were taken in 1995 and 2002.... Any more free pics? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You say that to your mother? Welp... I've been doing everything wrong Wishful thinking. Only going to get worse Holy fucking fuck mama :0 How bloody inconsiderate ಠ_ಠ I'm gonna take a stab at this and guess this ain't happening ever again. Unless they're paying and make the time for you guys :/ How did your SO cope with this?? Mine would be absolutely pissed That gorilla is giving me the eyes...( ) Wow, two parties that we threw is 'one too many'? Really? For the entirety of mine and husband's 10 year relationship (civil ceremony wedding doesn't count)? Interesting. Praise Jebus... I have seen the light and the mistakes of my ways With the expectations put on myself and my husband over the years for their get togethers/parties, yep, you better believe they are *expected* to be at the two we threw Just some food for thought. What did you think they were for if not conveyor systems? How were you transferring cargo?? why not the fashion show episode. Then what's a chopstick ? There is no sign of getting the Nexus 6 on Motorola.ca. Thus just order it from Google play. hope it would get more inventory on next Wednesday! What did he say? He deleted it Arg So sorry mama :( I hope you get through this fast and without getting further hurt financially :( Holy frack mama!! How did you not hide the bodies after that one ?! Holy shit balls :0 I'm from the USA and I agree that this is a pretty big piece of wankery, though far from the biggest I've ever seen. Our wrists don't get sore, they get stronger ლ( ლ) doing everything for Alexander wang Except when you're pregnant ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Footsteps in the perfect snow ruins it ( ) *zips captian_obvious_scum's pants up again* (☞ )☞ No brother... Not today. This is not the time or place. Wait until mother comes home ಠ╭╮ಠ iOS She looks wayyyyy too much like my aunt > Nnin Goddamnit, if parking the bus wasn't enough now teams will start turtling, literally That guy has an impossibly long neck. Slowpoke .... Slowpokes everywhere That jet-ski looks pretty fucking fun though... U sound Mexican. ¿Qué?* ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Got Missing...^Got ^Missing...^Got ^^Missing... Omg its so freaking awesome :0 that dog scene Huh, I had the exact opposite - the only successful water marbling I managed was with some super cheap nail polishes - all my nicer ones just wouldn't cooperate ლ( ლ) Seems to me you have a good head on your shoulders.You should talk to Bob about it before you do anything with her. Unless of course, you don't care about your friendship with him. I'm even less interested in your Instagram link this time around . ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) My boobies and ass grow at the same time. Rob was screaming? Are you sure? ( ) OOC:...You're kidding right? I have to say, I'm getting real tired of watching the Saints lose in the last two minutes. Whenever we gain the lead with less than two minutes left, our defense is just unable to prevent the other team from scoring. 51 yard pass on a 4th and 10? Come on defense. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (ง )ง Refresh your sources. ( ) ( ) He just did it again Adam is literally Jesus. Of faces. I was gonna type a serious reply but then I saw the username What the fuck? I remember his mom looking completely different This is why we can't have nice things I've found them in Hastings and Target in Texas. They were also untouched, so I may be screwing myself out of a good source now... Remember, you'll die without carbs! Your body needs them to survive! My friend once refused to let me leave our other friend's basement until we had completed a game of monopoly. I can excuse it because we were all high, but that's part of what made it so bad. He would buy a property, throw down his money and just shoot us all the most hateful, challenging, "what are you gonna do about it, bitch?" look. Like this . And there was nothing we could do. Running out of money was a relief. Finally our other friend was paying him some huge ass sum of rent. He stood up, threw all his money in his face and said "keep the change, bitch." We bolted. All wrestlers are gay Um, I'm a guy, but perhaps you will be willing to trade me that stattrak howl for a camshow I may have to copy this idea. I also have 3 roommates, one of them does not clean his dishes ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I texted my dad this morning saying, "Love & miss you!" He responded with, "k." what the FUCK was that?! That pig look. Why do so many fatties have that weird upturned nose that makes them look so piggish? Is it from so much fat gathering on their face that it pulls the nose back and up? It just gives them a punchable face that always makes me sneer in disgust. Wooow... When I was graduating high school, everybody had to complete a "senior project" which included a paper on their chosen topic. The day comes to turn them in and, I shit you not, several people in my AP English class had copy-pasted their ENTIRE paper from Wikipedia, the little reference numbers^[14] included... I'm curious as to how people get neo-Skype chats going from the website alone. I'm not involved in any besides this subreddit's but I know people who met their Skype friends from neo. ** ** Wat. I can't even plan out an essay ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I finally figured out what meant and now this one is everywhere. He's fine. Also, I will cut a bitch. Its on the Google emoji keyboard * * Funny how those summoners suddenly swapped places. ( ) I'm mia until June do to work. The internet here makes mumble or online gaming a no go . Comparing it to 56k dial-up would be generous lol. Sasuke old eyes were practically blind from overuse...maybe that's why she has glasses. your sisters pussy More specifically - there are rules that prevent utilities from charging more under most circumstances. If those rules weren't there, electricity usage during the Super Bowl would cost 100x normal because of 'demand' or using the toilet during halftime would cost you a car payment. That's basically what ISPs are trying to do now. First they extort money from netflix, next when you want to stream any video you will need to pay per minute or they slow your bandwidth to a crawl. ┬**─**┬ Q ノ( ノ) Michael Vick and James Stewart ... ┌( )┘ I remember this MIL story Arg... Sounds like the woman doesn't/won't/can't learn :/ Sorry mama, and congrats on your LO :D FWIW... Mercedes are on a 10,000 mile maintenance schedule. She was still WAY over, though. ┌( )┘ Haha my local radio station didn't even know reddit. They link something from buzzfeed and huffingtonpost, and when I give the original reddit link they were like God dammit. I just read that. A fine ending to my very 1st cakeday. At least yours is consistent, I pay for 20mbps but rarely get above five, usually only when I'm accessing minimal things like text does it go up to twenty... Copy and paste this to a place like notes or OneNote if on mobile. You can email these to yourself or just search for "Lenny face".To copy:( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ☣Edit: Phones like WP may have Unicode keyboards also.⌒.⌒ ^▽^ Θ_Θ WTF India? I really hope that this isn't the future of clan wars. 24 hours straight doesn't work well for very many people. 15GB update? If you have a circumsized penis how do you know what foreskin feels like...? Sundowner. I'd just wear the bracelet 100% of the time and dare someone to challenge that I wasn't on my period. ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ You missed my point though. And the lube... I was at school Dude your poor mom ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I work with a vegan who is an atheist and is about to get his crossfit trainer accreditation and surprisingly, he doesn't talk about any of it very often. Anyone else using alien blue for iPad and hearing music on this reddit? I can't be the only one!!! Please!!! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) > Ha, yeah! I love telling everyone that I'm an atheist because they react so well to it Calorie count Ctrl + Print screen I know. It is a humor. Still not ultra settings. (( what about the NL dens? The French dens? The German dens? The Ukraine dens? The Italian dens? The Slovakian dens? )) I am italian, we dont have small dicks ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Removed Is it sad I knew where this was based on a reddit post from a while ago about a guy whose dad bought a car off of the internet? Sandbox, not bandbox I wish I could read what is behind the paywall. sword online art? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (°□°) (°□°) ノ( ノ) ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Well now that the GOP is in charge, we will all be secure. When it comes to health and safety they always do a heckuvajob. Killing you on the track like tony Stewart I didn't notice it the first time. Only saw it after reading your comment and going back a second time. Now I think you're the Red Bull viral marketer. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) If youre a gymnastics coach, what are you doing on /r/teenagers?? I want it so bad Couple nice cars, terrible colour choices and those fucking skulls on the Shelby Cobra Weird. Maybe someone did an "auto-invite and play", that invites the friends/crew of people already in the lobby. Or maybe somebody duped your GT somehow... J-Val in a bikini ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) Lower your Bortles.... ノ( ノ ) ** ** I guess Ursela is still spying on Ariel... ... ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ This is what I had to do for my leather jacket. Spent around $200 on it between seasons. I'll never go back to the $50 pleather ones you find in non specialty stores ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Creepers... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Yeah, thanks for the hot porn pop up ad I just got. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) This is mildly unsettling ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) Re-lower your Bortles.... ノ( ノ ) He's a troll. Scroll through his comment history: called a woman's husband a rapist, says everyone born in Texas is stupid, chicken in the South is bad ( ). Don't engage, not worth your time. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) And none of these robots helped fight Zarpedon. Keep reading this as too many cocks So we're talking about tongue punching assholes now. And this is what happens when a pretentious sanctimommy has too much time on her hands I couldn't read through the rest (too much wtf to give a fuck), and scanned the major points. I'm surprised 'no' wasn't in there I just don't know how they are doing that by accident, repeatedly. We have 3 spots cause 3 left ( ) ( )–Ψ The MacBook is actually the teachers, we are getting chromebook but we figured out you can't do video editing on them . What lens would you recommend ? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Thanks for this. going to check this out tomorrow. We always ask people to provide us with images but having a harder time since iStock prices went up sky high. Cheers Getty Kars for Kids You realize, the result would have been enough...no need to see u piss in action. My kiddo just started growing out of 12 month clothes...she's almost 2 Thankfully she gets a lot of hand-me-downs from friends, and a few select things from us and grandparents. So though we have *a lot* of clothes, they're lasting waaayyyy longer, and since we're having another little girl, they won't go to waste ;) Mind you, they wouldn't have anyway :D Frack me ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Penny the screaming robot...why? That's not an acronym I'm using my silver icon from Ranked 3s instead of my gold icon from Solo queue. Why .rar? I cant see it on iPad The best gifts in a relationship are the ones you make yourself. Like crystal meth She wasn't the one bragging about it with a bumper sticker ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Please respect the tables. **No.** \#3 == Man, that for some reason got me wanting to make a donut pipe. That's right. A 4 day march... That's a lot of nope. ( ) Well there is a girl, said girl is into artsy things, she doesn't know what she wants and surprise her. She is a dork, gorgeous...I'm mean like makes my heart stop gorgeous, is a Christian, and Cuban. I want to make something that she would like...if it takes me awhile to build up the skill that's okay by then I might be dating her. Cool slide, but *what* is up with that camera angle "So it's basically just online Legos?" I imagine the next 12 hours looking a little something like so... Mine didn't ლ( ლ) u wot m8? Jeremy Lamb looks like hes helping out the ref by holding down Fisher.... I hate when she goes through my post history ┬─┬ノ( ノ) *hackers! * So he's going to flip it? Scumbag It's *not correct* What happened for her to pull out? (No dick joke please ) ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You would recommend that to someone completely new to Linux? ** ** According to the comic on the page you linked you're going to pee on Sangay. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Apparently it doesn't even reply when I put it at the end of the sentence... Maybe at the beginning? ...Bruh ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ And sometimes it's easy to tell and hard to tell *why*. i'm a woman ... > ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I would say that's true... However being kicked in the balls is nothing compared to pushing a baby's head out of your hoo-ha! Worthless civilians. No one tries to stop the bus. Just scream and cower he lost two of his fingers dude you don't think the man has been through enough? Lego not legos urmmm tofu? ( ) Thats what I going by, we killed thousands of them without any losses and stopped fighting when they ran away. I get the abusrdity of the situation by I never understand why everyone thinks we lost to emus ლ( ლ) Knowing the Young's Modulus would imply that a sample of said vagina has been tested to destruction. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) WAS THAT A FUCKING LIGHTBULB?!?!?! He's making a shitty pun because this is reddit. It's rather hideous indeed. Especially after coming from a lot smaller font with Springtomize. I like the app, but not usable for me based solely on the clock size I honked at a dick driver, we ended up next to each other at an intersection, it was a friend of mine. Reddit blue users. Insta- is seriously the only *good* feature. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ...oh. Shiney weevile, mamoswine, alakazam, gengar, garchomp, blazakin excuse my spelling Apple emoji in title. I'm not even clicking it. Nah I was working, I lived in Tuebrooke for awhile then moved out to Crosby (Crosby was shitty ) but out of all the places I lived in England, Liverpool was my favourite, it was gritty and awesome Yeah... Oh god dang ... > hahah , he reads books. (☞ )☞ Then tell him he can't have it both ways! You either take care of his kid or take care of the house, NOT BOTH for the first couple of months! Priorities for nap means house suffers, but your mental capacity doesn't, nor does your child suffer for you being unrested. One doesn't simply enumerate tautologies without starting with "true" ლ( ლ) What? is called LOD or "Look of Disapproval" Whats funny about that one ( ) I hope that's not the teacher N J Wildberger again... If you can't rant about Hitler to or punch the crotch of someone you're interested in possibly dating what good are they? Am i the only one that pulls it like how a farmer milks a cow then just tip it twice like how someone is trying to get ashes off their cig? We need a name!! I read you comment and for some reason, expected someone to break out with an informative dance routine explaining the definition in detain, entertaining and educational. I watch too many cartoons. LMAO!!! They're addictive. I've seen the vaccine one and it's awesome :D I wanted more but didn't end up watching more because daughter, lol ;p Now I'm finding all these awesome ones, am going 'crud ', lol!! Dream job then? Architect. Dream job now? Job. Just job ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Derpy sort of looks like a yellow version of me. Anger, impatience, night heartburn, sometimes really bad upper GI pain (like a heart attack), hips hurt and legs spasm as a result, and I'm constantly tired (energetic almost 2 year old doesn't help matters). I'm in my third trimester and just now the nausea is backing off It least I'm off Diclectin for the time being :) (ง )ง I couldnt think of his name atm Another point that I've heard that is interesting is who the real monster in Frankenstein is. You see when the monster is first created that he's innocent and "pure", and not actually that monster-like. His desire for a companion actually sounds fairly reasonable - no one wants to be forever alone. Victor, on the other hand, is the one responsible for making the monster in the first place, and then also destroys the female monster after saying that he would create it (why no make creature without sex organs or something ). fuck outta here. OCD ( ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ I spoke to a human-bot. ** ** Yes, logs of lag. Sidestepping all over the place... Suuuure! When I opened the box the cat was alive! What'd you put in the box schroedinger!? Yep, same here. Sidestepping all over the place yay! Downward facing dog 2 auto-playing videos on one page ... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I like to think he came to Chigago because we have the classiest fans ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I will never get it right. You are now tagged as "likes to say " I actually totally missed that just now. Vegetarian wife Beverley out Saturday? How does that help me with the decision to roll with Canaan or not?! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) wot **¯\\\\\\\\\\\\___( )___/¯** Try taking an online only course through Blackboard. Lower than more liberal areas, or whatevs. This screwed with me. Looking at this twice, it does look like he is reacting to something touching him. As far as saying something pushed him, I'm not sure. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) He puts no effort into the sex he gets without effort from his mom. This is only your 3rd comment post other than "Even blacks are through with the jews" and "Another show of Catholicism's weakness", 1 month old account. Looks like r/third_position is seeping into r/druidism ... It touched those people's ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) nerve rather than their nerve ## (ง )ง > I called tmobile one time and asked the rep if he worked in the Birmingham office (the galleria tower in Hoover). He said he did not. Instead he said "oh, Alabama, I hear its...you guys have college football over there" If I go to the uk with a Texas Accent will I have fun? I know! OBVIOUSLY I AM FAKE BECAUSE I DONT WANT TO SLEEP WITH YOU /sssssssss ┬─┬ノ( ノ) >Success has never tasted so sweet. And I'm just here with integrated graphics They told us it was the same price as wine and beer only. We're were like Is it April already? Midori s at Kusaru. "Don't be like that! We're in a tea shop, you know. And that's not very nice either." She seems reluctant to be the bearer of the next bit of news. ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) tell me how?ლ( ლ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I give props tho. chopsticks. they are decreasing... i live alone... omg *No.* European Space Agency engineers working on the lander say it may have bounced hundreds of metres back up off the surface after first touching down. That's not how ancestry works There seems to be threads like this everyday. It equals begging ... men inte en månad senare Almost 28 weeks with #2. Won't be doing this ever again My toddler is almost two, is super active and clingy, and it's beyond exhausting to deal with both some days :( I was planning on getting it after black flag, but this turned me around. I HATE the way ubi is doing this shit to gamers who have been playing ac since a long long time and always enjoyed it. But ac is no fucking clash of clans! It's a game you buy for 60 dollar and look forward to, so you expect to get the whole package with just spending $60 on the game and no further "micro transactions" i have been wrong about you ubi, very wrong. You just lost another customer and I hope others will follow. I can't buy shit like this. Well played... Well played. And the war went on for only another 4 years I just realized that I do this too ........are you me? Oh Leon... ^^^but ^^^yeah ^^^bawc ^^^+ ^^^redmist Just tried and it says 502 Bad Gateway. Maybe because they predict how abstract our play style and behavior in game compared to what they see every day plus the factthat sometimes people are sometimes more mechanically better than people in challenger it is just their in game knowledge is not as good Here is no happiness in that show. Ah TFW they add an update. Good work reddit, we salvaged a good Buffy episode! Dude, why are you so hostile with your comments? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Don't you talk about my sperm like that! Still waiting Sony SmartWatch 3 Flair as well. Some official person said that more flairs were coming, but it seems like that was just varients of the 360. Gtfo IT'S ALWAYS THE JUNGLE I HAVE TO WAIT FOR It's in open beta so it may be fixed really soon remember they're many bugs that are on the map so fond fret Yeah, the complex can get pretty bad. Especially if you and your twin excel in different categories of stuff. People expect you to like the same things and act the same way all the time and it can be exhausting. Someone once said we couldn't be identical twins because our hair is different lengths (I had cut mine.) i saw a guy waiting at the bus stop in shorts and a t-shirt this morning. It's odd. There was this guy I worked with for a while here and last winter he would refuse to wear pants and shoes, no matter what the weather he would be wearing shorts and sandals but complain the entire time about how cold he was. He used to say, I live in Austin I'm suppose to be able to wear shorts year-round. I baked it off, Jim. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) My dad once forced me to eat brain... dat texture /u/I_FAP_TO_TELETUBBIES Not sure if because barking is annoying, or... TORSDAG, ELLER HUR? Yes you can Banana Cream Pie ┬─┬ノ( ノ) TWIN TAIL IS FOREVER "The truth is out there" PS4 my friend great controller higher res graphics (1080p 60 fps) more consistently than xboxone if you have a nice tv. Don't set yourself short. So you got stood up then you sent an apology text? Bruh... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Yeah, who wouldn't want your secret to give a 1/1 for 1. The value. Absolutely nothing happened to him. Look at him in the panel under the one you edited. hey, you're not me I read the title as 'For the applesauce' I need a nap... ಠ_ಠ Kelce on waivers .png Is that really a Female Titan? and that is why tv shows file sharing is great, no ads, no breaks, nothing but content...all 21 minutes of it ( ) I guess I never really checked out the staples prices. Hell I would make the drive also if I were them. Well I guess I'll Hunt Craigslist. Oh god my body is not ready ( ) No Not sure if I should feel happy or sad in the same position as you It fades out at the end… does this mean they sing the whole thing and the uploader decided to cut it? You...You don't like tea? ** ** *delicious* ୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨ How do you miss "dongs early light"? (ﾉ )ﾉ I've got a brother very similar to this, except he *has* seen a psychiatrist and a therapist, and *is* on meds. He's still, I swear, has an untreated bipolar issue that is being missed. That's my opinion because he has massive highs and lows (suicidal). The worst part is he refuses to work for anyone and is 30+ living at home. He also keeps starting up failed business ventures and my parents are paying for it in the end What's up with this being a cross-post from /r/news (okay, I get that), /r/GoEbola (wut), AND /r/GreatApes ( )? Did you say le phase?? "Keep in mind, Austin residents only." Round Rock is not Austin. ლ( ლ) What was it? it got deleted spooky dog Is that the kids from AnoHana playing with Kyubey? I'm wondering if you're in my state. We are being faced with rules similar to this. Like there aren't more important things to worry about. Dat American dad commercial. wtf ┬─┬ノ( ノ) During my first inverts class when the instructor was teaching us how to do the handspring, she just kind of lightly gripped the pole and *fucking floated into it*, like defying gravity. I was thinking, "How am I supposed to do *that*? " while trying to flail my legs up there. His gf looks 15 "I'm not entirely sure what the other moderators are doing here, as they haven't done any mod-related things in a while." ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I dunno, I've never seen a tattooed widow's peak before ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Fox News, still the absolute worst thing that has happened to journalism. How do you crack your sternum? 13 years old Yes. You are the **only** person experiencing lag. spends 4 hours searching for glowstone, finds 2 pieces.... Nether extends 500 blocks hours later..... I'm the one that has my mom asking me to make dinner WHILE fixing stuff. Where the fuck did this mailman theory come from? I've been hearing of this since I was little ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You're trying to guilt me aren't you? ( ) Dude! ಠ_ಠ ..... Username ... relevant ....... .. Ser productivo, en Venezuela... Whoever you are, whatever you work as, i already hate you I'm curious as well ... Hipster Maybe it's because I am young but Austin Powers went from the funniest thing I've ever seen to the most annoying in a 5 year span. (Young means 24 by the way ) Bend is awful. Worst place ever. Definitely don't move here. It's a wasteland. wow 16k - must feel like 4 million for them I need more. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Literally? As some one living in the US right now, I find his pessimism to be mild..... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬/( )\┬─┬ This is my approach too ... I just don't want to have to get frustrated on a Friday night trying to figure everything out and then once I do ...bam it's Sunday night I don't know who you are, I probably won't be able to find you, but just know I'm crying cause I know some one cares and I love you! No homo The Last Word is what killed Dredgen Yor... So do you mean you plan on dying to them ( ) Amazing grace and Scotland the brave on bagpipes. Just moves me from inside. No not my bowels jack ass Oh no, it's not like anyone has ever used their previous experience and/or contacts to get a higher paying job Yes, site that shall not be named, **enjoy your quiggles and think about what you did** Mike Myers literally did this I just did. If we get a 1v1 map with ranked I`ll cum rainbows. ( ) Hey mama, just turned 28 weeks today. I feel your pain My first was an active bugger, but at a later time than this one. This one has been super active, and I'm convinced she's worst than my daughter was. She managed to wake me up a few times in the middle of the night with strong kicks. My daughter did that around 32 weeks, not 25/26!!!! I had a really weird mindset before I clicked this link... Telling Secrets I hope a hurricane gets you <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 !!!!! Sono andato in un ristorante dove mettevano cheddar sulla pizza ┬─┬ノ( ノ) wat? ( ) That's deep not sure if fox or dog ( ) ( ) I just realized your username My teams called the warriors Nice read, this helped me, please keep posting So did my M103 Dear god i hope you used a throw away ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) So, how many toothbrushes do you go through annually? Oh wait, this isn't an AMA ┬─┬ (ヘ･_･)ヘ( ) ┬─┬ YOU HAD ONE JOB PHIL! I've seen this show, The Strain. Awesome.... Wait, What'd you call me?! Better that OP doesn't clickbait. ////\ಠಠ ಠಠ/\\\\\\\\ [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ )̲̅$̲̅] ^( ) I should use this for grading: A, B, C, . (ᓄ )ᓄ stop right there criminal scum! I hate posts like mine because I love my country.They keep on giving me reasons. Dammit! Why are my tax dollars being spent like this? Sitting down is killing people. To pour even more salt on the cut, I live in a small town and the fed is practically the only employer. You wouldn't know it though because you pretty much have to sell your soul to get hired by them. Good job America! If you download from a browser... They were regular business-y stamps. This was the only one. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ** ** There's actually a specific button for that in Alien Blue (official reddit app for iOS.) I have their GTs written down and so does another rdad. Hopefully they'll get an Xbox one so I can kill them in 1st person. As a Californian. I haven't even heard the source song yet ლ(ಠ_ಠლ) no ლ( ლ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) How do you make a list of badass Seattle fullbacks and leave out John L. Williams? Squint my eyes to look tough and cool. Friends told me to get more sleep -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Well now I know who THIS is. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I usually just draw this on kid's work lol! They never challenge me on those questions. 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And this is why I'm thankful to own my own People don't understand what they can't see, and even if they can, still feel entitled to a judgmental opinion. Columbus resident currently serving in the Peace Corps. Will finish my term in late 2015 and have been considering building a tiny house. Please keep us in the loop! Just copy-paste Yep...this sounds familiar I'm so pissed because it started on my ring finger, didn't spread anywhere else on my left hand, and a new spot randomly showed up on my right pinky finger, and now the one next to it. Oh and on my forearms in small splotches >:( Seriously body! Calm your tits!! My OB said it's hormone related. I didn't get this with my first pregnancy, but I guess shit just changes regardless. My body will do what it's gotta do. My kid just better not end up allergic to everything and end up living in a goddamn bubble ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ I need help on /r/MCBirthdayCards for my upcoming Minecraft birthday party. Could you make a birthday design for it? And can you filter swearing/spamming? Thanks! themoon2365Minecraft. !!! Fire with fire. Alien blue has a ಠ_ಠ button. A button. So I guess I got my stamp, too. Control F: " " - 264 matches Yikes. Good on you. I hope Reddit will stop this dick eating chain now Or more like, "That was on reddit like a week ago " Is it some sort of cruel joke? Like, someone got ahold of his phone? Why would he text you what he's going to do on the way to you when it's not sexual? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I am perpetually gobsmacked by the sheer amount of crazy in my freakin' state. -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) My SO ate about 15 clementines yesterday for lunch. He has GI...distress today. A well-timed will always get a good laugh out of me. I used to work at a fast food restaurant as a cashier in a mall. It was almost Christmas, so there were a lot of customers who were there to do last minute shopping. Well, the workers in the kitchen were working slow and we were taking orders too fast so my manager told us to slow it down since there was a lot of chaos. I then went to help the manager expedite food and calling out order numbers and taking a few customers here and there. While yelling out numbers, a woman comes up to me and asks for her food. I ask her for her order number and it's nowhere near the numbers I had, so I told her to hang tight and it should be coming out soon. I finished passing out the bags that I had packed and I then go to the register and I call for the next customer, and that lady for whatever reason starts cussing me the fuck out. I again politely told her that her food should be out in a minute. An old man comes to the register and orders while we ignore her yelling profanities at me. I guess by ignoring her pissed her off. She then started throwing straws, salt, pepper, packets of ketchup at me. I could literally feel my blood boiling because I was so angry at how this woman didn't understand that I couldn't do anything about it and she was blaming me for it. I didn't say anything back to her or retaliate, but I stormed out of there to cool off because I wasn't sure what I was about to do. My manager called security and they dragged her out of there because she was still making a scene. Turns out she had only waited roughly 2 minutes for a 4 piece nugget Like this Like this Press the button like Like this: Like this --> Like this Like this ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ AnnoyeFace (╯ ）╯︵ ┬─┬ And 4-5 FHs Effin purple bunnies man... thought he said rape for a second there As an anivia player myself, i'd like to add that the stun indicator will go retarded once your missile line indicator hovers over an objective or wall. This can be seen in all of your pictures, and this is most likely the source of the problem. Oh, I'm sorry. I wasn't aware there were stipulations to hating someone. Can you please tell me the rules again? as in *not at all* explained in the sidebar No brigading No NSFW allowed; Bad! Yes, finding mates is the only useful part of having a good sense of direction. Surely not hunting or gathering or any of the other billions of tasks one would engage in. ... Movies are typically more than an hour long... Now, take away the whole "caring about the characters" bit and you are looking at an snl sketch with high quality animation ... That lasts an hour and 30 minutes... This isn't about copying live action animation - this is just story telling 101. Books, comics, any story that wants the viewer to stick around for more than 20 minutes has got to give the viewer a reason to give a fuck about the characters so that they don't just say, "man, that is some pretty animation, now when is this gonna end?" I guess we have different approach... I'd always assume worst scenario in case you know, being killed! or locked up for crime I have not committed! I would probably do that as a follow up to my awakening threads, but I'm only just 1/3 the way there Wait, so your first comment says people shouldn't play heroes they don't know about. Then your second comment says the only way to learn is to play. Wut. And yet oddly enough the Patriot Act still hasn't been removed either. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ╚═( )═╝ I'd probably give it a go if it's covered in THC rich oil Don't even joke about that Gliscor: gliscor: Is it me? Or was that kid holding a ps4 controller? What kind of pizza do you eat? ლ( ლ) Wear a skirt? What pants aren't professional for a woman or something? That's a weird request to make. Clothing line called Fold. Something modern, chic, and yes, the clothes are folded. ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Yeah that metaphor has a bit of a personal feel, sorry for the troubles . Jk, I can see your point totally, but I still feel like he should be allowed to redeem himself. Christmas has the same effect on me too. Winterboard is probably more important. If anything that'll be first to get updated. So we just gotta have patience. I only use Cydget too, especially since LockHTML3 removes the lockScreen blur for some reason. Without enabling that option. And I really hate having my lockScreen notification on just tint. It's illegible and I don't like it. So I join you in you wait... I have the Victorious Morgana wallpaper Just to let you know my 13/14 Nitro Eero is made in Aus. Or at least that's what it says on the board. ( ) OP delivered. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I use my phone and tablet for reddit 99% of the time. My computer is for making music. But thanks for noticing... Well it's nice for this subreddit, but please tell me you don't actually run in that in public.. Instantly sober ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ The thread on the frontier forums actually linked to by this topic This is actually a good idea ( ) Plan C is just over here like ( ) The only thing that works for me is to take the battery out and put it back in. The joke's response has evolved from denial to " " Just a student set-up...a student set-up with like $2000 worth of gear I didn't post anything to the forums haha. I just text you about it before I bailed on you and went to bed. Hey can you tell me what font size you used? And did you just use the characters ( )? Or an image? My gf wants to make one to use in class as well. Umm, I am not willing to give you all permissions, what is the permissions for the stylesheet? Agreed Have you ever considered making an actual Warlizard gaming forum? You'd have a pretty easy time getting members and you could start replying yes instead of your use of the word kid makes me think i'm older than you, but ok. waaaaat?! i had no idea that you could do that!!! ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Despite our request for no children at our wedding, several relatives brought them anyway, without telling us. In fact, a cousin of ours brought a newborn without her mother (she wasn't even invited) so that the grandparents could meet their great-grandchild. This is my wedding, not a daycare or a family reunion. To make matters worse, they wheeled the baby around in a stroller all night. So even my first dance pics have a stroller in them, parked at the edge of the dance floor. Just the thought of it still pisses me off. If a secret is revealed, it's automatically void, just like how flare works. If a secret is revealed, it's not a secret anymore Dude! Spoiler alert! Filled ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Cydia #465672189 (Y U SO LONG ) Wow nice! I went from 6600 to 5600. That took so much time off. How did did you mimic reddit so perfectly Already popping on and off checking if my rematch giftees received their stuff... And now the official Secret Santa matches are Dec. 1st. How am I supposed to live until *then*? Hahaha that was funny! ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) LOWER YOUR CLANGAS ノ( ノ) Cutler is responsible for 84% of his teams turnovers 1st period : Its smaller on the outside Dude, dont dispear. Once before my GF birthday, I hit the town hard, came home at 9am, guest were there at 11 am. So 1/12 hours of sleep and i was still drunk ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) This Was wondering the same thing. Looks pretty brown ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ A friend of mine finished the route... Then told me to stay away from it But he's on my fantasy team... "Carry must get 50 cs per minute." ┬─┬ノ( ノ) This is an awesome game. The amount of memes in this game is too damn high! You could have broken your neck Goddamn it, Dan. Link. I like my privacy Omg she replied!! I can't help it, I'm fapping hope it's not rude or anything. I just really appreciate your beauty! ps. Hope you have read my request :P You gotta start having better weekends Where's my btc? Black licorice... candy canes? .... I read this meme with this face on... Your taskbar makes me mad, . Hell. No. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ ಠ What do you mean "us people"!?!? Mark May kept Miss St. in his top four How can Hoagland possibly believe that? Clearly it was due to astral imbalances in the Vesuvian gamma fields. If it makes you feel better, that pretty holds true for the rest of your life. Everything just gets faster, and harder, and more complicated until you die. Good luck! ...... . Wrong. We knew about the NSA before Snowden. We did not know the extent/details, but the information was there prior. ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ my family was having a serious talk about my aunt smoking problem. that's getting out of hand and me being the idiot i was. i thought this is getting to serious so i thought make everyone laugh a little. by making a small fart but instead farted. the biggest fart known to man everyone stopped talking and looked at me like. el record mundial en mi baño no llega a 8 horas Ok....... Or you're sitting in an empty or almost empty bus and then someone comes in and sits right next to you even if there are like 20 open seats If they let us preorder 2 games and preorder 1 free, I will cancel all my gamester orders right now. Checked your comment history. You're not lying when you say you're a shill. I think she should visit tripadvisor.com for the sites attractions. The etiquette thing is not important, because most moroccans are used to tourists behaviors. she should definitely take care of her belongs while dealing with some Moroccans in tourists place . Most places are safe for foreigners. If she needs anything PM me. ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ It was just in the anime 11 hours ago... Why make a thread just for this instead of using the episode thread? Really should have put and NSFL tag on this shit. Slashdot? Haha, I remember that site. I got my bro a key and he won't play it simply because he hates that he can't aim when close to walls or things Indian girl, posting about cricket, on the internet. That's a trifecta of improbabilities. ( ) This story makes me think of the movie 'Mean Girls' and what would have happened if they remained friends while becoming grown-ups with kids Holy. Christ. On. A. Cracker. Wow, that sound effect was crazy... Well, if I need a new alarm song... ** ** I forgot . Sorry. Should NOT have clicked that That's not at all what I thought. It's exactly this jumping to conclusions without actually asking any questions or listening in general that makes atheists so frustrating. Oh it's definitely gross! But it's the same as like, popping a pimple or something I guess. Better than the blood coming out of the ear Too soon, man I just spit chicken nugget all over my monitor.. That's exactly something an ACTOR would say... I'm on to you Any strange, sexual comment that's replied to with a ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and then proceeded with a always gets an upvote from me. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) My names Tylor too (just spelled kind of different). So hearing them scream it is hyping me up lol / (╯ )╯︵ ┻━┻ He already has a special flair Google lied to me Ok so I went to a health first place today because I was sick. They made me do the stem test and flu test. I fucking hate that shit > I dragged her to the theater premier of the newest series of Doctor Who she kept telling her friends we went to watch a TV show about a homeless man in a telephone both. State of that newspaper Reddit i dont understand you anymore I feel if we used our real names on Reddit then I would give this look for that comment, however; I have an alias and can give an honest opinion so: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha. It's awesome because it's true. the hair... I'm sorry you guys r messed up.. Oh, uhm...that's not what I meant. ( ) A tutoring job from /u/IAmVeryStupid You... you realize how F2M ops work right? Those aren't inside-out vaginas... "There are thousands of asteroids out there." ( )┌∩┐ Welcome to blurry picture mobo is also incompatible with the x4 No, I'm pretty sure the point is to discredit feminism, otherwise they would complain about both shirts or neither. Op is irrational, immature and out of touch with reality her posts here have proven that . Neil Armstrong would never have humiliated NASA by wearing such a fucking idiotic shirt. Do you mean *fleshlight* Teaching 5 classes at HS We got Huggies for free from my SIL. We still feel like we paid too much for that shit Still more interesting than the Beth episode ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Wow thanks a lot dick. Check my history. I've done tons of accepted trades. So you can suck my cock. All I wanted was a trade for codes that are useless to me since I've already used the ones available on my account and it won't let me put anymore. You can suck a chode cuz apparently I'm the bad guy Why the Fuck did Swype keyboard have that registered as a word *** *** ... Why are **you** hanging out with 4 year olds? "Put an end to" updates. You like that you fucking retard ?! Absolutely *not* the way I thought it was going ............................................................... ................... ........... .......... ........... ............. ....... ............ ........... ........ .......... .......... ........... .......... ........... ........... Soup... chef...? Probably ...it should. What's sad is I had no idea it was snowing outside until I saw it on Facebook Looks like Davy Jones has seen some shit. ！(◎_◎;) As a smart, lazy person - thanks for doing all the work we think about doing After the 5th or 6th apology from the same person.. I'm just like What grade did you teach Yet here you are... Still bragging, sam. For the millionth time.. That dog was the ring bearer.. Not the best man I don't have access to it but I was required by my professor to have it so there is one person per response so I can't cheat ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I don't know about incest, but pedophilia yes. OP is a creepy motherfucker. -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) If only there was a veteran pg who could be at the games mentoring him. I txt my gf I'm going to bed as soon as possible.. Which seems to be 10pm.. Any sooner and she thinks I'm lying . *gets off work at 5:00.. Txt gf at 5:30: have a good night sweetie, I'm heading to bed!* Picture of what Good Mage mains deserve to suffer You're right... they're evolving It's always that kind of place.. Just make sure you put the cash on the little table before they start so they know what to do when you flip While running I would yank the cable off ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Like Violent J's unwiped ass crack ** ** So much (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Just one question, what do aliens pay you with? Starbucks? seriously ? you mean that all of that only to fail ? Were gonna see this guy on the news after he kills someone ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Well, next time i just specc fury and we watch how you tank that boss Nope, because my husband avoided my ILs for most of his teenage life (with good reason ), and RAN to University the moment he could GTFO. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) What about Halloween is he so fucking butthurt about that he would risk breeching a custody order ???? My first thoughts were morse code and semaphore. Yeah sure he can! Cmon its not just pantheon, it's dragonslayer pantheon! or the easier solution: don't implement hotkeys in your game Spoiler tag! Jeez! ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Wow...fuck him sideways What an unreasonable prick! Definitely love that you have been documenting everything with those emails. I hope you win your argument about your LOs Birthday. But Brokeback was about ranchers and farm hands... Not about new frontiers. They had trucks... boicoted I played a game of search once in BLOPS2 on carrier and the whole enemy team was trying to trick shot. I ended up killing everyone and was called a try hard and that I should stop trying so hard. y-yes (ﾉ )ﾉ I came here to say the same thing. You beat me to it. I live in broward/Miami area ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ You are between the fucking "F" and fucking "CKING"! And I thought I had a rough time pacing against a top 3 of Ibarbo, Sturridge, and remy Thanks for this comment. I was about to say the plain old yeti, then I see everyone talking about cards that have fancy animation. (ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)( ) (ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)( ) (ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)( ) (ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)( ) ......the fuck did I just walk into? ┌( )┘ It's programmed to give the loss to whomever losses second. I like Guinness Thanks lady! I also had really sparkly purple shoes that no one managed to photograph > I'm on to you ┬─┬ノ( ノ) My brother *really* pisses me off. Balloon Boy I'm on to all of you No Getting a cat is one way to get some pussy I guess... Yes really. Ye and thou are second person pronouns. Ye is formal and thou is informal. Why I was actually just about to call your mom... How did you know?... Have you been spying on me??? I would have slapped the binky out of *her* mouth What a cunt >:( Desynthesize fish, get miniskirt... Thank you! It was pretty similar to working with watercolors, the biggest issue was figuring out which teas to use because they dry a completely different color than they go on. For Small Lady's hair, for instance, I'd initially planned to use a raspberry or a rooibos... Those dried brown I ended up using blueberry tea followed by a red wine wash to get the pink. That was epic Alittle disturbing that someone took a bite out of it... Another down voted post of mine. How fun. Flip at ur own risk. Hey be careful, he's on to you. How the fuck could Oda foreshadow an internet meme going from one manga community to another? I think majority of couples who are sexually active does this but then again, condom should be used for safe sex. As I have heard, wearing a condom reduces pleasure & they just prefer having sex without it. For me, this is the most irresponsible excuse I've heard. Ive never once smoked weed because of per pressure. When I was younger I was practically the only one in my group of friends who smoked and let me tell you it was a real struggle getting hold of the goodies 30s and sunny, but supposed to start raining a bit later this week. And it gets down to 21 or so at night and there hasn't even been any snow yet to make it all worth it There's a lot of fat MTG players. That's not the mental image I want right now! Why would you miss someone shitting all over the room?! We have one...but our dumbass fanbase seems to want to chant it regardless of the opponent...( ) The Battle Maison gets Contrary Serperior ( ) FSM* That comic you just linked... ‎ lolwut? For learning the songs, I doubt it would give you anything more than what you can find on YouTube (kind of surprised none of the DVD videos are posted there, TBH). I was a bit disappointed when I first got it (bought it blind, not knowing what was on it) as it's only 2 songs on the CD and the DVD only has Kakuiomono, Blue Dark Orange Day, Highlight, and Delusionalism. However now that I have it, I'm glad I got it. It's done at a smaller venue and the performances of the songs are quite good. I enjoy watching it. They do tease you at the end though, showing a shot of the 13-song setlist after only including 4 on the disc the nicest gif ive ever seen.. Her toes look like Play-Doh spaghetti ( ) The problem won't be with baby, it'd be with me, so they better transfer us together. Though I still doubt there will be a problem this time around, especially with a quick birth :/ Oy that's gonna be fun ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) What the fuck grandma ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I wish I would have gotten Fursuits and Fursuit accessories. Hold you own hat. He did great tweaks. Let's hope he is back on track and continue to provide good things for the jailbreak community like the MultitaskingGestures update which he was going to "share" Yeah, and so did my Galaxy S5 (tho it used to be called ISIS ) HEY (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ..I am a woman..I do. At least, I would care if I got drafted. DEARGOD Well if they are going to add any taunt, they should make one for Heavy. Umm, Uhhh, You're ok. Everyone else tho That's why you gotta do it in the bath tub. There you can let the honey marinate until... how far am I going to take this joke? Well that last one was missed on purpose but for fuck's sake those first two shots ┬─┬ノ( ノ) please respect tables (ﾉಠ_ಠ)ﾉ at least suck it (ﾉ )ﾉ ಠ_ Is that guy eating kids? Unless it's a diversion and I live in a school! Wait...that came out wrong. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Indeed. I'm never disingenuous about science. seems legit ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I think a phone call might have been better /u/PleaseRespectTables ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I had to cancel an appointment because I just couldn't get myself together and stop crying What the fuck did she do.... -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) I never said anything about Burgess winning the fight. I just said they'd fight again... Yup. Same deal. Gave up after trying for 3 hours... So close to 100 My story eats itself *you son of a bitch* It's orange ( )^the'woman'ontheright Omg there's a place where all of these are neatly packaged.... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Damn it. I just bought this a few weeks ago. Kallium strings...potassium strings...wut ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠ seriusly bruh ? I'm studying economy, I'm very happy and I want to work in economy of development at Europe Union (I'm Spanish) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ... I now want a van. So, that's what a million dollars of pain and suffering looks like . I also have trouble believing a 10 year old beagle was able to fit his mouth around that fat ankle of hers as well. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I have you friended to. Identify yourself, stranger A very "subtle" way to tell your daughter that you love to fuck her mom... ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ You sound like a great step-mom, and she sounds like the mom who wants to be "cool", and "there" for her kid, but makes *zero* effort We told my parents with #1 a bit before the second trimester and then everyone else after the second. This time around we had to tell people early on because my stomach looked suspicious I'm still mad at my body for betraying me so early on, lol!! Mine doesn't even pretend Using Red & Black for Georgia's, you sir have made a few enemies...( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) It was all cool until that sentence. ಠ ಠ Toys? It's on trutv so it MUST be real I thought it would be more fun than it was ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ But it's okay when the looters and rioters who were turning the protests violent were from towns outside of Ferguson. This guy though... Definitely crossed the line. ( ) no ~! The last time I ate an apple with braces on I swallowed my brace bracket. It then got stuck in my intestines and had to go to the hospital. The next two weeks I was forced to shit in a bucket and check my poo for the bracket. Oh boy, do I miss my braces. Thorn nerf TLW unchanged Wait so he married Lake Bell... " " ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Those eyes. And then sign up for a "free" 30 day trial period of Google play . Yeah, I don't think so... that thing that happens when someone axs you for an expresso (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) Hehehe... wait a second Hey man thanks for doing this! Been seeing your videos since almost the beginning. So what would you recommend/prefer? The iPad Air 2, Nexus 9, or the Sony Z2? Love you long time!.... That was weird. Shat who? you owe me four minutes of my life back. Zucchini is the devil's vegetable I was going to say that link will stay blue, but it's already purple I guess I blocked the visit from my memory. No, that's definitely glass My teenage son has taken to setting heavy things close to his door (inside) when he's hanging out in there. I quickly realized why, and now enter very loudly and slowly. (☞ )☞ You ***DO NOT*** eat a pregnant woman's food!!! Seriously...when will the world learn?! At least you've **gotten** black. Dude.. Don't warn her. I was about to make my move. Told me he wanted anal and wouldn't care if it hurt me. We weren't dating. > It's on trutv so it MUST be real That's only because jellyfish venom is thermolabile (high temperatures disable it); so, most of the time, people don't have any hot liquids at hand and urine can seem like a tempting alternative . But really, just use vinegar, then hot water. Vinegar can limit the release of more venom, but heat "destroys" the *already released* venom. I am in NYC looking at your picture. And hoping it doesn't come down here. I came to the subreddit and it wasn't anywhere to be seen. Refreshed 10 minutes later and it was the 2nd post. You looked up seal clubbing That's weird, because I REALLY don't. Do you use the same password for every account, too? How old is your toddler? I ask this because for about a month (I think more), my daughter decided naps were for chumps. She recently turned 22 months Being 28 weeks pregnant (now) and still having days of late naps (still no naps if we're out and about) is taxing. I've also entered the "uncomfortable" phase of the third trimester where sleep is like the elusive unicorn Oh dear god Oh man all of that sound perfect! Do you have any story boards drawn up? Or maybe the water tight plot of the sequel already fleshed out? ಠ_ಠ Why or why does this have to keep coming up? ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ Average? I'm insulted! We're at least slightly above average! ┬──┬ノ( ノ) I'm grabbing my pitchfork because of that keyboard on the right. ( )-ψ It's a really popular hiking spot in the summer. Never really occurred to me that people would go in the winter. It's Mayflower Gulch. Anyway, it's all photoshopped. We don't have any snow here... ## Wouldn't that kinda... I dunno... Fry your dick off? :D :D :D :D :D ( ) Ok, been there, made an account, posted. It's so....barren there. Great solution to a non-existent problem. If legit, I'd contribute xterm The people stepping back after the train has already passed... Hey, aren't you the gaming from the war forums lizard guy? /u/PleaseRespectTables ノ( ノ) I love that literally half of your comments are I keep honking the horn on our work van with my belly! I turn bright red every time Thanks for the quick reply. Bizarre since we can't recall having set a code for any reason. That's the truly strange part of this whole thing. Needed to see if the " " was an arbitrary response to anything relating to "Warlizard Gaming Forum." Triangle No way, I just had it apart and inspected all four cats (yes, the damn thing has 4 of them... ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Stop making me feel bad for you guys! For that juicy karma. No NSFW allowed; Bad! That's a one way road to chapped vagina town. The 1/8ths work great on the carniveans; You can more or less use the existing sockets on the shoulders/arms with minimal drilling. The torso takes a bit more, but it gets the placement for you. Just sand/file the nubs a little so you have a flat spot to start drilling. I've done four of the dragonspawn kits this way, and I've found them easier than other kits (looking at you warpwolf ). I guess you can say that. But in reality... he didnt awnser this at all and its a great question Why was Hydra/Skye's dad at the australia station? I must have missed that part I've never seen one but even though my friend had one. Dick. He's always watching us Check out www.spotinjections.com. Personally I don't like Glutes, even on my side I either cramp or torque the needle too much. I like VG, delts, and quads. Going to do lats soon. I have hit a few bad spots near VG though, I usually catch it early and move the spot a bit. You'll get a feel for it. 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I was getting water all over myself and the floor until I realized it really helps if my head is lower than my hips! Who knew. The city will just use them to mine data and steal your private information 19, the comments here make *me* feel kinda old Clippers out, beard untouched "IT'S NO USE"... Are we already to the part of the season where a significant part of the fan base starts actively rooting against their own team? Thats the joke. ... too far. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ...*glances at flair*...(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)( ) My TV is on all day, every day. Ask me if my daughter gives a shit ... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) As far as you know... Lol they didn't leak them. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) His signature response about the forums is also: Dat weak chin doe My monthly visit from mother nature has now lasted two weeks. I feel like I'm dying. This is truly what hell is like. ┌( )┘ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) 30 year old mother of NINE. (ᓄ )ᓄ People called Romanes they go the house? ...Except if you're Kim K or Bey ...woooo? I think.... I read that as "Vaccines causing Auburn" And what's wrong with Sacramento? Freedich* ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ "Deci am sarit din lac in put, cand l-am ales pe asta de functie neamt, care a facut treaba in Sibiu, nu in Romania." Am inteles bine?? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) My 22 month old only stops and stares for commercials and some singing parts to shows I feel your pain, lol!! The BOR doesn't think so. The bug that let you heal with ezreals w. Ohh wait not a bug My god you are such a funny person Well nevermind then I couldn't agree with you more. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Could be Ive been married longer than facebook has been a thing but still Sorry but it bugged me way too much, it's then not than Hmmm. I don't know how that works then. I know with my phone, I click on the little arrow to reply. Then at the top of my screen I have "cancel" or "submit" and a small arrow pointing down at the top middle of my screen. If I touch that, I get "in response to" or "your reply", but can scroll to the right. Scrolling to the right I get "more", "image" or " ". Touching image, it asks me if I want to take a photo or use camera roll. Once I choose camera roll and the photo, it gives me an imgur link. ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You'll consider Pearson but not Gaudreau? Nice find Lmfao exactly what I was thinking What happens after 8? Gratatta^a^a^a Indeed Also a Kate. I have had crazy things result because of how common my name is - like once when I got hired for a job and the boss insisted I go by my formal first name because *she* was a Kate and could be the only one... Nice find indeed Seeing as you just gave birth *a week ago* , I say use that as an excuse (for this year only) to stay home. Avoid family members, avoid shitty sibling. Done ;) She might get the message despite it being 'excused by' being newly PP. Does someone have a copy of the original book? I want to see it in its entirety and the amazon preview only shows the other book that comes in the pack, "I can be an Actress" We're doing, and have been doing, Secret Santa for it least the last 2 years. Let's everyone budget because there are too many ILs Allows us to spoil ourselves and our LO (soon to be LOs :) more, and if we weren't doing Secret Santa, we opted out of gifts a few times in the last 10 years because low on money. On the bright side, we can make food/presents :) I can't wait for my daughter to make her first ornament for her grandparents <3 If not for pregnant and tired all the time, I would do something this year. Hahaha...nope Believe me, I'm doing my best to forget. I can't stop laughing...so fuckin funny... I see what you did there I'm 28 weeks, have been tired my entire pregnancy, *but* I'm also dealing with an energetic toddler and I haven't been sleeping well for the last couple of days I play trumpet, myself. Sax was my first choice but due to the system they had up there in Owasso, to play sax, you had to play clarinet first, and then switch into sax. My dad was having none of that, since clarinet's a "girly instrument" in his words. ^ Platforms: ipad Foreskin smell I agree I think it looks way better lowered with the fender flares. The wing though..... We learned that 'murica is an embarassment Luckily I have had that happened. It would be worse if I drove my wife's. It has a pink license plate frame that says ARMY WIFE on it. I like that PS3...it's got a fat ass. And I actually thought you were "killing the scum" I've been waiting since I posted this Yeah dang, I wonder if there's anyone who could make a mod for it Does he get them often? Mine does. She's starting to get mad at them like her sister did, lol! She kicks up a frenzy as if to say 'again?! ', lmao!!! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I once saw a guy eat a dick for getting 400 gold. People that say Paper Mario would be a Mario clone.... have you played a Paper Mario game? But for Bowling ┬─┬ノ( ノ) The worst kind of person Why do I hate so much that there are ukulele virtuosos? > ( ) NSFW wallpaper ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯°o°）╯ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) This Nissan shit is getting a little too hail corporate for me A lot of the dudes ain't bad either I actually prefer 343's MC, I just dont understand lore wise how he gets new armour while in cryosleep ### ### Why, oh why, did you not make them point to the center, like in, you know, the flag of Tennessee? How many times have you gotten away with it? I don't think I'll ever sneak anything anywhere but taped to your balls seems like a safe place I wouldn't venture to ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You can all you want but I'd venture to say WoT is just as harsh to new players as Eve. With Eve it's basically "here's your shitty noob ship, good luck, asshole", and with WoT it's "here's your shitty T1 tank, have fun against the T18 seal clubber with 18k games, asshole". No, you may not have my contact information just so I can read your marketing material. Awesome...I'm gonna order some today! Beard oil, free soap, put a smile on a pretty lady? Check! You guys really want my money, don't you? You were craving pizza and you went to Little Caesars? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) at least she doesnt request for more expensive dress Aren't traction bars just for drag racing? Yea, that made me too ( ) I had an 'out of the ordinary' experience. I was admitted to the hospital just under a week PP. Found out my heart was failing *and* I had a bloody UTI I had to pump and dump because of the antibiotics and thankfully not from the other meds I was on. -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ** ** Well that's awkward. To blow her nose. Jesus Christ. Uh, why uh. Yeah! Yes! Of course! *checks the van*.. ^(Jerry get more fucking kittens) I currently hate food, and am an on again, off again vegetarian ಠ_ಠ If I have a craving, my poor husband had to fulfill it for me, even if it's chips or something more unhealthy. The most I can eat is fruits. I don't like veg, and I prefer carbs. I started this pregnancy at 175lbs, and at 29 weeks tomorrow, I'm all of 174lbs I should also add, my cravings are few and far between. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Zero body hair? I'm worried my second won't be as cute as my daughter was/is, or my second will outshine her in every, single, other regard Talk about your first world problems eh? Lol! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Dreamscape According to my opponent last week, Slippery Bogle is a good target How do you know how tight my dad is? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) two girls one cup kind of cake.... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) We all had the stomach flu in May (of this year). My daughter got it first, then my husband a day later, I got it the next day We had to take shifts because we were all puking. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Sounds like he doesn't want you dating Tough shit douche bag! Life carries on when relationships break off. Might want to consider taking him to court and get the visitations set to goddamn stone so he can not complain, and if he harasses you further (to which you document, document, document), the courts won't look kindly on it "creamy scent of his high performance engine" My thoughts. I saw this title and was like "After not being able to FC anything decent, I FC this song in one try " everyone feel it too. WTseriousF ?!?! When will murder be legal?! Like honest to fuck I want to come there and beat the living shit out them both!! The kids come first, not how much can we screw the other party over >:( Low-life cunt...Urggg!! ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Yes I saw that when you replied with the same link to me in another comment. ლ( ლ) Yeeeaaaahhhhh... Some guys are idiots and don't see the impact their actions have *before* they go out of their way to hurt someone they're *supposed* to love Crap! I didn't think of that lol!!! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) After leaving your mother's womb > ( ) Mfw I realized that happened today You can do that?? Limit access to the step-mom?? Do it!!! Because fuck her. I bet the teacher you kind of got on your side can write a letter as evidence of the kids having all this pressure on them for no good reason Dude lifting changed my life. I'm no longer fat, I have more energy, I look better and have a good self esteem. Just don't be one of those assholes that brag about it and have a big ego, no one likes you. Yay! Kittens, and puppies, and...... I was pretty sure I wrote it like that but I'll check any-... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) 77.6%. You seem to hold Steins;Gate to a incredibly high standard considering it's the only thing you've scored with a 10, while there are several other things in the list you've watched I would also personally consider worthy of such a score (why have you not scored NGE ) Keep your Twitter on Twitter Guys guys guys, calm down.. It was a joke... Don't you see the " "? I need friends to do this with me Your "TLDR" is longer than your statement I think a graph or something like that would be nice No no that doesn't sound right. Shrek is love shrek is life... " " > rupturing ovarian cysts Dammit, I came here to laugh, not to feel bad about our current epidemics, r/funny. Who the fuck doesn't know what a gigabyte is. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Between my pleco and shrimp, a slice of zucchini is mostly gone in under 48 hours. Mine are picky and just eat the inside so I have to scoop out a ring of skin I got an invite from Captain*Meow^^ yesterday, but denied it after a quick look through their profile. Then today I searched that username and found thousands of accounts named that No idea why I zoomed in on that....instant regret ( ) Dude. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Because assholery Wow. Why doesn't she have an Instagram account `i was programmed with a user blacklist, you know ` 282 That costs more than love idk why you didnt just ask your nco That's just a whole new level of stupid. Promptly make this face: at them. Keep doing it until they leave. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) silver 3.. **THE frell YOU SAY!** BACK OFF. "Get a PLANE ticket, you can CRASH here." Wat ??? Crohn's is definitely *not* one to play around with and to not follow up and get the testing done?! Wow...sounds like her health isn't *that* important to her :/ Wow, that was incredible! And scary as well, I cringed a few times seeing that knife on his throat. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Why are some of the I's lowercase? It's an excellent and impressive playthrough... though, I honestly spent the whole time wishing somebody would suddenly step into the frame and punch that other kid in the goddamn throat It's not irrational. Coming from the guy calling that ape a monkey. missed the part where he was "attacked" ಠ_ I still haven't received my sparrow for the pre-order Anyone else having an installation conflict with idea.vmoptions? I didn't realize modifying them apparently voids your right to update No you're a license plate Reclaim? Where the hell did you put yours? /u/PleaseRespectTables ノ( ノ) okay Please tell me her name wasn't Kerry. This is soooooo bloody dangerous LOL!!! I love this picture, I love their tits, but God. . that nose... God, I hope Sanders is ready. He didn't practice today though... ( )┌∩┐ Green sonia here, have only gotten red and blue fruits sigh... ////\ಠಠ ಠಠ/\\\\\\\ I know it is not the NaCl but if you taste the flushes or the bags there is definitely other additives. The flushes taste nasty. Yay :D where's my cookie? ( ) ////\ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ/\\\\\\\ Sorry Lord Salad, won't happen again When I'm flirting with a guy and he flirts back until it's time to leave the party and this is his departing line: "You're damn right it's gay" I get the feeling that everybody is just going to post " " and I'm not going to get any real answers. :\ Yes my cardigan, shirt & tie says I would like to steal your car twist: He has a bot that just posts ' ' each time in turn. Then your bots both crash/get spam banned/etc. ////\ಠಠ ಠಠ/\\\\\\\ii "Vaccines Cause Autism." ... And he will reply with every time without fail. Aren't you the guy that replies with ? I guess you could say they really got that pussy wet ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ////\iಠಠ ಠಠi/\\\\\\\ ( ) Why did you do this to me. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) redundant response is redundant. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) 7 minute cycle of ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) --> ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯ --> ( ) --> ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) > Are you the guy from the ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ 's? This is not nearly as funny if you've experienced it. ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I got one > -1 * (////\ಠಠ ಠಠ/\\\\\\\\) What kind of shitty venue is this that doesn't allow puns That npc, Blizzard You have to admit though, its a gold mine of fake internet points. Scrolling through your overview half your comments are and they allllll have tons of Karma. How much gold have you received from these comments? Plus you are a celebreddity! *VI ER I FAMILIE!* ... I do too but I don't think it was this rare Yeah but he's somehow hit upon a fucking karma gold mine. He only has to post for a veritable avalanche of juicy free karma. Even I upvote that response because it actually makes me laugh every time. >That said, I do prefer this to people claiming that it is the "Game of Thrones" of anime. ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ I'm confused ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Woke up at 5 AM randomly and couldn't fall back asleep. Lovely start to my weekend. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Titans also missing the Saint-14 helm, only thing I want at the moment >tfw Because of all those faces, your post history must look pretty.... F..f..for the dimwitted. What did he ask? . at least you learned. but still.... Why is Willy Wonka called Willy? ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ the fact that I hate every single picture ever taken of me might play into this a little.....but I just cant understand oh god this makes me remember the crazy hacking on modern warfare 2. guys in god mode with dual rapid fire unlimited ammo rpgs moving at hyper speed and jumping over buildings... then you leave the match only to find all your unlocks gone, your prestige reset and your clan tag now reads something like "F@gg0t"...those were the days... threw that game straight in the trash after that. (☞⌐■ ͜ʖ■)☞ ლ( ლ) ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ...found rocks in it? Journalism at its finest. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ /r/AnimalPorn ** NSFW** It's a reference to /u/Warlizard, the moderator of the Warlizard gaming forum ( ) and frequent guest on the Conan O'Brien show. ( ლ )ლ Wanna fight? I don't even know where to begin... How old does you laptop have to be to be unable to run iTunes? What kind of sick genie turned you into a 14 year-old boy Like Hitler _Except_ v-sync LAGS your mouse input ... It's 42% to begin with, and you added two teaspoons of water? This seems like very peculiar behavior to me ( ) Suspicious how the red survived with 1 hp again I got similar with my N6 and 360. On day two right now, which won't be getting the same life because Play Services kept my phone awake for 2.5 hours while I slept last night you linked to fb?! ** ** Yeah. uuh.. ^^^^How ^^^^did ^^^^that ^^^^get ^^^^there? And last night was terrible at the start, all that unnecessary lag ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) I probably would have thrown the bowl of soup on the goddamn floor, got my coat, and left him with a mess and a toddler. I'm also an angry ball of pregnancy hormones, but that is so not cool what he did there ಠ_ಠ And to ignore the toddler over an argument between the two adults?! Holy fuck, how old are you child ?!?!! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I didn't get anything for free ┬─┬ノ( ノ) They always kill us back with kindness No fair, lol ;) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ )╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─ ノ( )╯ ─┬ We're keeping an eye on you, redbuff! At least Jessie got some petrol. If James had gone he would have come back with a magikarp Yes Do you like, have a script set up to automatically reply with " " to any post that says "warlizard gaming forums" * * Wot. No. It does not mean that There are no children in times of war such as those fought for high scores. In the world of Super Adventure Kitty, they either become kitty men or they die at the hands of kitty men ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) But the cops still have the little hats and skirts, right? I couldn't concentrate on the music, that story is No she didn't, she ran away to a cave where she met badger moles (season 3 the firebending masters). Aang only saw a vision of her in the swamp. ‎ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Also driving a vehicle on a bumpy dirt road. Technically I run 3+ miles everyday I just laughed... You're doing it wrong This author claims raw has better white balance than jpeg, then literally in the VERY next sentence states that the raw is completely unprocessed. > "why did it have to be snakes" ( ) We care So some stranger who could be some sex offender or druggy POS? ... That's nice. Go fuck yourself. ( ) Shower 3-5 days a week. Wash hair (long) 2-3 times...I also don't style it, braid or brush it at best. Change sheets twice a month...more or less depending on what goes on between them. . I brush my teeth every morning and before bed. WTF！ **WHO IN THE HELL LET THAT GUY INTO KNOXVILLE** ** ** Yeah, this is not at all like the flood of financial support for the George Zimmerman. Oh lawd, they're invading /r/ffxi too Brooklyn: where everybody and they grandma got a mixtape Dead. White girls on Tinder hit me with the 'chocolate drop' shit all the time and I'm just like... really? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Starting to see increase. Just went to 4.25 gB in 2 hours . ┬─┬ノ( ノ) >tfw upswagging a quality comment (☞ﾟ )☞ﾟ Thanks for that disturbing visual. Every time I pass a manhole I'll hear the name Doyle and invision his lobster like body emitting steam on the autopsy table Being a Southern California native I didn't even think this was a struggle. Never thought oh my juice won't wick if I leave it in my car over night. Apparently the struggle is real. When I was 11/12 we played video games at sleepovers. Since when is circle jerking a thing 11/12 year olds do at sleepovers? I didn't even know Pick Up Artist was a thing Use it as an MP3 player, take it to the gym and such. Jony Ives Misconstrued constipation and a virus as appendicitis Competition? Not if they can help it! "owner" At 29 weeks, and my second go at this, it sounds like the baby is pushing up against and kicking your cervix and bladder. I regularly get this from my daughter, and it can take my breath away if she does it hard enough and in just the right place My 1st did the same, and I swear there were some round-house kicks in there. My 2nd is just following suit, lol! FUTURE lucky bastards ಠ_ಠ ewwww , my guess was a taste Test but Why would you do that ? So 400 times we avoided all out war.. I am 5 I did this in like FM2007. Does everyone really go to Woking? I thought I was special Man U Then God damn it let them do it. Let's just sit back and watch what happens. Fuck me I must be living under a rock dude, haven't heard of much left in Brisbane You'd most likely die. Keep your feet on the floor You're paying money for a donated item. Goodwill will use the profits to help people. Who cares what they're used for??? Fuck the heartburn so very much I'm now afraid of opening that link ┬─┬ノ( ノ) It's pretty tricky not having a crit buffer haha. I have Bordebegia but his SBB needs 6 billion BC ( ) Meme inc. I prefer to call it a masterpiece You're my kind of person Arg... I feel ya This girl is super active waaayyyy earlier than I remember with my first daughter. Frack! Only 11 more weeks, but I have a feeling she'll be 2 weeks early, so *maybe* 9?? ;) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Especially with rapid regen double throwing knives... Infinite throwing knife streak What does this have to do with Star Wars!? Where was your void staff? ლ( ლ) ( ) ノ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ノ) ( ) ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ノ) Record vs Sharks Come on now John Oliver Same problem. Worked in my field for about 6 years until my last employer screwed me over I used to love my field but with that last employer, I realized how shitty it actually was. *riiiiggghht* I literally lucked into a 3 million gil fortune after a quick venture got me a White Raven Armor Fragment. RNG is OP... when used for good U have to download it doesnt download automatically its either in the addons part of store or in the in game downloads page I do shots of Gaviscon... Regularly... By myself. I miss wine LOL!! I had the same thing. It's a mixture of lack of sleep and warmer weather after it being so damn cold why didn't I see this in a Hollywood movie before How? Why? and Barcelona I'm a mailman -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Playing with my toes/ears when they're cold. I like to fold my ears in on themselves and kinda push in to get the cold off them. I don't really know how to explain it other than that. Don't judge me. Can i just be the first to point out that brosquat and swagboner are arguing right now That's right you goddamn Muschamp murderer I hope that wasn't a username pun I anticipated this. Did I misread that or did she literally beg the dead to help look after her kids? Disgusting corporatism, Samsung I was promised nsfw ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That cover is disturbing I'm talking about getting laid and you are talking about impressing your students ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Rule 34 ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯°Д°）╯︵ /(.□ . \) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (ʘ‿ʘ) (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ ノ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ノ) "because I had a stressful day" - my girlfriend I'll admit - I was a much bigger fan of the farming PE's while mat farming - but I understand where Bungie is coming from. Fuckers. :) The snake arc......Also once you watch Bakemonogatari your gonna want to continue to watch the series. Then you move on to Nise and if you don't think Nise is lewd than . He doesn't really have a sizeable one, but I was definitely worried about the scarring of the area if we keep doing it there. I had no idea you could do it in so many places, so thank you for that info! (that sounded kind or dirty, sorry ) that awkward moment where i checked your recent posts and threads and have them all saved and upvoted. (ﾉಠ_ಠ)ﾉ I raise only to you, fierce leader (ﾉ )ﾉ ( ) Bet you wish your were more random like me. ( ) Pas sûr. I just had an argument with an ex from HS and his father about the Obama thing today. >:( I honestly didn't think birthers were still a thing. We're 30, 31 and 62. Why 2 out of 3 of us believe the President of the United States was born in Kenya is honestly fucking pathetic. They refused to tell me why they thought it and, instead, chose to liken him to Hitler and tell me I was an idiot if I just blindly believed everything the liberal media told me. ** ** Naw bruh Yeah i would of been like ...barley Those onside kicks Great! We just had a cum-shirt, now a cum-hat!! ( ) > I'm talking about getting laid and you are talking about impressing your students I have the day me edition and I haven't gotten anything either don't believe his lies You sound like the people spamming our forums Durotan's like I saw and loved the video, but if I hadnt seen it, these wallpapers would remind me of those Happy Bunny things from a few years back when they were all smily but they said random mean things that had no context. Although in this cast they arent mean, just a random with no context. These are really great man First of all "Sheeple" really? My birthday is the eve of Christmas eve. It sucks. I mean my parents tried to make it special, apparently I was born at exactly 2:10am on the 23rd so that's when i always got my birthday present. Even when I had to be woken up to get it. Notice I said "present". Singular. Now I'm not saying that one has to receive multiple birthday gifts each year, but that's all I got. Because the rest were saved for Christmas. And then there are 11 long gift-free months after that. Everyone else was like "here's your Christmas/birthday present! Read the sidebar Dude. That's a little inappropriate for a five year old. Good friends US based company's game works better across seas I am Anshul from India( Asian ) , aged 14. And really worried about my height. It is barely 5' . ... If only Nintendo put up the SNES version on 3DS Virtual Console... Finding a topic people give a shit about, that you also give a shit about. I yearn for the day when the gets more downvotes than upvotes. This stupid fucking thing is stuck in my craw. I hate it and it needs to fucking die already. It requires absolutely no effort yet it gets upvoted as if it were an actual comment or original thought every fucking time. Why bother using either or both parts of a brain if is going to get more attention any time, every time? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I cook naked with my oven. Oo oO ಠ ಠ potential, black face alert. The one looks like Casey Anthony. "Like I'm five" Murder and rape, mildly annoying? Hey! At least you have a win over the number 6 team in the country... Good creativity...but I'd be lying if I said I wasn't put off by the whole idea of "promposes" When my mom said she "won a free iPad mini" for signing up for something online. I told her "Yeah okay mom, enjoy your free virus " I didn't notice the axe at first (just for a second) and thought he was about to spank her.. Uhm...wot -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ( ) If the Motrin is working, clearly something is up. Your husband is being just a tad bit of an impatient dick Esa foto Oh god me too the sinus bullshit. I am so over that and when I think about that that's just going to be for the rest of my life I'm like "RLY? " My girlfriend is black. She says it's cool if, like, an old person says it, because it's not an inherently malicious thing to say and they just sort of learned to say it. But if you're in your 20s, she's all I have nothing bug hugs mama :( I'm sorry you have to deal with the mama-insecurities and judgments. We have it hard enough, and society feels it appropriate to pile even more stress on our shoulders if something isn't working right in our bodies I avoid all mommy groups and forums, and really only used BabyBumps, Beyond the Bump, and Breakingmom for support. My MIL was a lactation consultant and helped where she could, but never, ever judged my frustration for needing to formula AND breastfeed. I still can't explain *how* I sanely managed through so much, but avoiding BS, wishy-washey mom-groups, and ignoring people helped. I did what *I* needed to do, not what society expects(ed) of me Off-topic, but just noticed your username. ( ͡° ͜ʖ( ) attend me squire. Losing weight while being broke sucks. Today makes it 10kg, since July. problem is I can't neither afford new clothes nor go to the gym (money and time wise ) I had 5 different alarms on two devices to wake me up earlier today. I woke up, turned them off, then napped right back. It's like I disregard any reason to live if it happens to be too early I was at the midnight release at my local GameStop and they had no extra adapters and controllers. I went to my local best buy Friday morning and picked up both (they had more controllers than adapters and I noticed as I walked out they had quite a few of the bundle packs locked up). I checked a little earlier today, no best buy near me has any adapters left. Plenty of controllers though. (I did have two wave birds from a few years back, gave them to a buddy of mine. Asked if he could give me one back...and he can't find them due to them being packed away ) Thanks. Cause there's a big difference between some rape and no rape. Dick, nipples... why daddy didn't come to pick her up... (meth addict, jail) I made excuses and didn't elaborate on the truth. I just told her he had to work. She's 22 now and has figured it out on her own. She appreciates that I didn't slam her dad to her. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I am on xbox one and have NO DOGTAGS Go Broncos > He didn't offer it to me. Wants and need are different. Your claim is false as you're not traveling across the country. Like the rest of us, we are spreading it in our home city in hopes it reaches the rest of the country. Ahhh so that's what that was I thought it was meth ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Your name. ಠ_ಠ No one misses a 33 yard kick. Wtf is wrong with our kicker? I came into town, and they were talking about Potion parties. Yea, cuz there's no sugar in Gatorade. I've had just a few white hairs on my scalp since birth, doesn't mean you're gonna go grey early man. I'm pretty sure I have a couple white ones on my chest/shoulders too... Home. Maybe? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) "An Unbreakable Furry Bond" Why did Celtic buy snodgrass. Can we stop making puns from Huron (☞ )☞ I was told by someone else in this very thread that masturbating too much makes your hair grow really quick. I can't take your question seriously after having read your username Like Like is a good name Russo turisto! Obliko morale! I frequently use for some reason. What's wrong with these asshole tourists??? Do they really think that they are the center of the universe? I blame Kanye West's influence. **( )** I remember being in the 20 week range with my first pregnancy and about 18 weeks with this one They are more intense and take my breath away if they are strong enough, and my stomach goes rock hard. Fun times... SOON OP ┌( )┘ LETS └( )┐ GO └( )┘ CANUCKS "Become me" might be the most frightening statement I've ever heard That's why it's called fasting Figures Bodies be trollin', lol! gumiノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ( ) Looking for a Robin Williams esque NPC. THERE MUST BE ONE traffic? what *traffic*? it was more like parkir di tengah jalan You should see the screws, screw wall anchors and giant drilled holes they left behind... What in the world did they have hanging on walls As long as it's not some secret spy camera hiding in the hole.. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) /u/Navneet30 ? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Why would you do this Who's dat? 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Good to know you enjoy torturing people... Wow Evan you really did it this time You still look pretty cute, even all bundled up You're super cute, if I was in Buffalo I'd give you a hand ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ (42ಠ) ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ (44ಠ) ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ (46ಠ) ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ (48ಠ) ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ (5ಠಠ) ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ (52ಠ) ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ (54ಠ) ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ (56ಠ) ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ (58ಠ) ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ (6ಠಠ) I love how this sub is largely foreign but yet people still seem to generalize fan bases. Do you not see the irony in that? To do that is to exclude yourselves from the 'real' fanbase as I'm sure no one could make the argument that fan bases spanning over the globe could have the same traits as each other but yet are differentiable to others? Though, that would be really convenient to be able to slate a whole fan base with tired generalizations. Ahh foreign glory hunters, where reddit is the only place you'll be taken seriously. I do wonder why the hull, stoke, or qprs of this world don't have more fans though? Curious that. GOATEE looks like GOATSE lolol I'm so funny ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ (62ಠ) ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ (64ಠ) ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ (66ಠ) ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ (68ಠ) ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ (7ಠಠ) Motherflippin' Steve... ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ (72ಠ) ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ (74ಠ) ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ (76ಠ) ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ (78ಠ) ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ (8ಠಠ) I have been training my perks wrong. Soo much time wasted. Thanks for all the help anon! Dying yes ... "I'm gay, can I get a cumcumber and a box of condoms?" You can, by buying a ticket and going to the stadium. Illuminati? man, you made me googled both of them Doesn't make it any better.. or bf ( ) Damn, that's spot on... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Exactly. I remember playing the destiny beta and was expecting something very accurate like the BR, but when I saw the recoil I was like . Who's going to use this! ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ (82ಠ) ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ (84ಠ) ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ (86ಠ) ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ (88ಠ) ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ (9ಠಠ) Downvotes from people who haven't seen the sketch dat coin sense demons > Quinn I know what you did last weekend! ^^^ Playing a trainee with no talent. Not to be confused with GOATSE edition... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Sound reasoning ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Pino IS Reddit 3 Because you put spoilers in your title and didn't spoiler tag the thread. goddammit...now I have to change my apple pie plans this week. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) During the day I have to wear a bra because I have a rambunctious toddler and my pregnant girls hurt. At night, this thing comes off End of story. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) How are you so fast ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I'd say he did vtノ( ノ) I know...I just... Pick up high school girls? ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Because UI totally makes or breaks something. Yeah, no Thanks!... Occasionally I make what I consider to be rookie mistakes. In the end they always teach me something and I feel they make me a better pilot. I figure, hey, surely I'm not the only one... right?... ... right? Indeed...( ) Are you the ಠ_ಠ from the ಠ_ಠ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I was happier with my first pregnancy. Why? I was already a SAHW, and could rest when I needed to rest. This time around? ***I fucking hate it ***! I have a 22 month old and she is high energy and clingy. She's also going through the terrible twos early, and is rough with my pregnant stomach. I am struggling. At 29 weeks, I'm already starting to not sleep well, and I might have to start sleeping on the couch soon because my hips are always so damn sore in our bed :( Heartburn is fun too...not TL: DR ***Pregnancy sucks *** ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Posts like this make me feel so damn old No drinks for me. You're not alone ಠ_ಠ My predicament however is not due to religious restrictions. That be bullshit Someone should whine about the lack of wine >:( Put in a complaint about her sour-puss attitude, and lack of professionalism. Fuck her Change the locks. Seriously Everyone left for thanksgiving and it's just me, my PI, and a random ass high school kid volunteering. guess it's finally time to start working on that grant lmao What...uh...led to you discovering this? ( ) You know what, don't tell me. Straw? ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ (92ಠ) ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ (94ಠ) ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ (96ಠ) ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ (98ಠ) ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ (1ಠಠಠ) german... *I figured as much*. Totally read that as manababy ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) This is more controversial than I thought it would be. ლ( ლ) OUTSOURCE TO FREE UP TIME FOR INNOVATION .... We know He's a true artist. "This is shit! *scribbles*" it was rhetorical ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You covered up yang, too. . 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Hey, aren't you that... Never knew that Skyrim was this popular with the furries. > ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I'm scared this time around because I almost died a week PP with my first. As a result I have to travel an hour away to deliver this one. I have no clue what "natural" contractions feel like when they start because my water broke and refused to progress without Pitocin. The fear also lies in not knowing how quickly labour will come on with this one ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ I don't think anyone's ever claimed that ZSS or Sonic should be banned can i get an reply from you? Clean up always ended up being done by us kids so I never considered it a sexist matter and just do as I'm told...but now I'm realizing "us kids" is 5 girls. 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If that were my goal, I'd be posting stuff like " " or "lol" beneath the top comments on giant subreddits like /r/askreddit. That's way easier and I'd get way more karma. Hell, even posting 1,500 word short stories on a big subreddit like /r/askreddit would get me more upvotes than posting them here. I could write something shorter and more boring, but I'd get way more visibility on a default sub. The reason I (and I think the reason why other people) post stories here is because these prompts are interesting and fun to write about. I'm not on here pandering for karma. She's a local regular. She's 100% pageant queen. Which means I love to look at her, her lip synch choices are almost always obscure ballads, and she's got the personality of a damp wig. She will either be first one out or top three. Actually, here is a thing where the teacher was stupid and not the kid, who was me. There was a problem on a test, and it was "Write three fractions that are equivalent to 4/6". 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I know who to stay away from now No... she *ate* the money even with context.. just... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Everything is easier the second time you do it. what did i say?!? why did you not get a pen?? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Not gonna happen /r/TZM/┌( )┘ "Getting jiggy with it" Oh wow thanks for the reply, alien blue didn't notify me I had a reply no just doesn't want her to be perverted and gross. i say this bc my bf gets mad when i say the cat is makin a sex face or something joking about the cat. now i sound like a perv.. no need for this, i got it Me too I'm so done right now. ಠ_ಠ Cant tell if hungry for penis or cock...Can't tell the difference that is.... If you throw a blue shell, you suck! What you do is hold the shell behind you, the pass fuckers up and kick their ass one by one with it. Once you get in first place, you still keep holding it as a safeguard, because the second place guy will inevitably get a red shell. When they fire it, it'll hit your blue shell instead of you, right before you win the race.... Fucken amatures.... Galaxy Destruction... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You have no rights to a spoiler alert after a show has already gone off air. Bruce Willis was a ghost the entire movie as well... Was that really necessary Chaotic_thundergd-san? > To me it does make more sense to reward the picture with more substance. Plus, I do resonate with the title...I never thought Reddit might care. It sounds like a crafting guy being humble. I'll upvote the shit of him. (ﾉ )ﾉ Okay Put that away before you poke someone in the eye. Exactly. I got yelled at by several people for not owning an AR-15 the other day. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I hope so Thanks Yeah im only level 70. I just like odins ls. I dont get too far into team comp or any of that. Raiola arguing that holding like a jackass. Cornel Cărămizaru, director de vânzări **Friesland Câmpina** . E FrieslandCampina o companie olandeză. -( °-°)- ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) VOUCHノ( ノ) That word still makes me cringe. Fucking Rams man. My face the entire time: ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ...Meanwhile the PS4 digital version is $59.99 SO's dad says that shit out in public. We went to the LA County fair and he yelled "Her ankle's showing! You better kill her!" to a Muslim couple ಠ_ಠ He also asked a parking lot attendant if was "one of those Thalidomide babies" because the guy had really short arms .... who the fuck codes in non-monospace fonts? ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ) ** ** One perfect pussy No. Please Why's it gotta be black? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) The one that doesn't have the ADHD tag. I thought it was because you are using a flamethrower on a *burn* phase. Dat pun. Check the front page next time before you post. Already posted by pnewell 5 hours before you They're trying to push Black Friday here in the Netherlands. I'm fucking done! ( ͡° ͜ʖ( )ʖ ͡°) *ay, wunt sum fuck?* (^.^)(^～^)（＾ｖ＾）(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)(҂⌣̀_⌣́) (⊙_☉)(´･_･`)(¬_¬)ﾉ(●__●) How would Kick -> Ignite make me flash behind him? About two months ago, my cat Bear was missing for four days. Finally found him in a tree only a few houses down. Far enough up where he was too scared to come down but not far enough to where he would've been seriously injured if he fell. Was able to coax him out onto a tree branch that gradually could no longer support his weight and he fell to the ground uninjured. Four days in that tree! First thing he did when he got down? Squat down and take a dump. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I was half-expecting you to have a confused boner with the tender, male doctor. Mildly disappointed But then you guys can have geno Evidently not Shady back room deals happening Dude, it took 3 flushes to get rid of all the remnants . She reached level 9000. That John the baptist (who ushered in the coming of Jesus) and Jesus were cousins It looks awesome!! GOOD JOB!!! Because South Africa? This thread will not end well. ~~*I wouldn't recommend them for free.* ~~ I'm looking at the supposed border right now I see fields. It's a lie. North Dakota is a lie. *I wouldn't recommend them for free.* ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Cats see better side to side, versus up and down. Also, they have lousy depth perception. Three feet is the same as thirty when looking down... And yet they rule the world. Time for a hitman yet ?? Still waiting ... Runaans Gnar bruh... off...sides. Top kek The ultimate Betrayal ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Al just confirmed Michelle knows the Maitre-D. ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^^^^^ ᕕ( )ᕗ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (= =) As if it already wasn't close enough in the video Hands off Does she know this is the user name you chose? Shows that Anthony has at least been ego-searching. Brian Hoyer was on that roster ( ) Dabbling in food, end up learning about shaving nether regions ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ My... What?!?! Look who I found Especially when I'm driving behind you. I'm wondering why the thumbnail for this post isn't the actual PD James. Calm down. or fapping -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) She could be. Yea, one would think he'd google before coming here I really want to know how much karma you've gotten over the years from your replies. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) To clarify the game will still be attached to your account as having purchased it. Huh... TIL \\(.o.)/ -( .-.)- ლ( ლ) There's nothing gay about bros meeting bros on their own social network Did you require any *ass*istance? Don't know why but this made me vomit. ( ) ლ( ლ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) We can't even punt right ** ** ** ** I hear ya mama. Next year, once I'm no longer pregnant, we won't be accommodating anyone for anything anymore It's too much work trying to please everyone, and fuck everyone who thinks they're more important than the next person. That selfish mentality drives me up the goddamn wall! Good on you for ignoring your stupid MIL. I think I'll be doing the same to my SILs. They can't compromise, and throw hissy fits when they don't get their way, or when you call them out on their bullshit My MIL has gotten better with time, but still has her moments. ** ** ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ʘ‿ʘಠ_ಠ^ʘ‿ʘಠ_ಠ^ʘ‿ʘಠ_ಠ^ʘ‿ʘಠ_ಠ^ʘ‿ʘಠ_ಠ^ʘ‿ʘಠ_ಠ^ʘ‿ʘಠ_ಠ^ʘ‿ʘಠ_ಠ^ʘ‿ʘಠ_ಠ^ʘ‿ʘಠ_ಠ^ʘ‿ʘಠ_ಠ^ʘ‿ʘಠ_ಠ^ʘ‿ʘಠ_ಠ^ʘ‿ʘಠ_ಠ^ʘ‿ʘ ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ...or maybe he isn't I hate stirring the pot and having confrontations as well but when Nurse GoFuckHerself kept telling me I just needed to tough it out because I couldn't possibly be in that much pain with an epidural placed, I nearly yanked her by the neck of her scrubs and bitched 'til my face turned blue. When she checked, my epidural had been pulled out somehow, not delivering any pain relief and I was in *transition*. Wait. How is that plunging neck line held in place? Thanks ANAL_McDICK_RAPE for the wonderful insight in teaching young kids! ^^ What Map ? Why i hate Gnar. -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) This title it hurts soo much! Hopefully he doesn't break both those arms.... Knowing reddit.... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Estonia isn't nordic It ISthe TSA, so you never know My younger SIL thought she would be spoiling my daughter (now daughters :), and that she'd be the "cool aunt". One of the first presents she got my first daughter was a gold chain with a little diamond charm. Though I appreciate gifts, jewellery for a baby to me is a big no-no. If anyone here is good with baby jewellery, that's great, but I as a child always had irresponsible streaks. My daughter is also VERY active. That little chain stands no chance with this child We said 'thank you', and basically 'please no more baby jewellery' with our reasons. She didn't like it, but we were blunt and honest. No, I'm rubbing my nipples and watching football. Are you making fun of me for being rich? Smart ass I went to school with a girl, Susie. She was very religious (except when it came to banging her bf) I brought up Harry Potter and asked her if she watched one. She told me she doesn't because she "doesn't believe in that kinda stuff" What about green bean casserole? That is the weirdest fucking thing! Right up there with biscuits and gravy and putting ranch dressing on everything. It's all "Oooh, let's shrivel mushrooms with sodium, then turn it into sludge, then dump it on a can of beans and call it a day. Yay cooking!" Yeah it's a terrible port of the windows version I managed to get a refund from steam because of all the crashing. Boot camp to windows and buy it again is my advice Same everything, That was me for awhile. I found that it's very effective to make eye contact with as many people as possible as soon as you get interrupted. Give them a well-practiced until one of them asks you what your were saying. That way the interrupter looks like the dick he/she is (be it intentional or not) and you get to finish what you were saying. ** ** The saddest part is even when we accommodate other people, it's not good enough Fuck 'em! I'm over this, especially after the recent 'Christmas planning' drama >:( Fuck 'em!! "A Special Thursday Night Presentation of Sunday Night Football" You mugro Do you ever get tired of ing at people? She going to end up on the 6 o'clock news ( ) > ~~racist ~~ hilarious. O rly? Yes, Silver GameCube. It better not be like 'Donation' or something along those lines. Oy I'm gonna get beat to shit but why the fuck would be someone's reaction to a joke about drunk Irish people? I have unicode support, however there is no single font that covers all of unicode(yet). However calling Unicode ASCII is wrong(UTF-8 with only 1 byte characters put aside). However you used Japanese, block drawing and Indic characters some platforms don't have all of the fonts installed by default. I helped a person on FreeBSD the other week to be able to see the face. Furthermore not all platforms have all the emoji, and even if they support the full unicode 7 emoji they don't support all of the flags. When the skin tone modifiers come in to play there will be even more complexity in emoji support. To demonstrate this here is an emoji that sums up my opinion of your post about me 🖕. I bet your system did not render it and you saw a box or missing character glyph. ( ) Assholes make you smile? ** ** Have you made a "nope" bot to reply to people asking if you made a " " bot to reply to people asking if you're Warlizard from Warlizard gaming forum? ..... But.... You can't My comment was deleted. How long do you play Skyrim for? What is that speck to the bottom right of your flair? I thought it was something on my monitor. TIL, I'm the only one here who likes Nutella... Seriously. This kind of thing makes me want to puke. Right into their stupid faces. (10) Reggae **ಠ_ಠ** ^**ಠ_ಠ** ^^**ಠ_ಠ** ^^^**ಠ_ಠ** ^^^^**ಠ_ಠ** ^^^**ಠ_ಠ** ^^**ಠ_ಠ** ^**ಠ_ಠ** **ಠ_ಠ** ^**ಠ_ಠ** ^^**ಠ_ಠ** ^^^**ಠ_ಠ** ^^^^**ಠ_ಠ** ^^^**ಠ_ಠ** ^^**ಠ_ಠ** ^**ಠ_ಠ** ** ** ┬─┬ノ( ノ) This is awesome! But I'm bald. This does not make me any more excited to go to the dentist on Monday and possibly have my first tooth ever pulled...yeesh. That sounds like a festive porno I saw recently... The 12 days of christmas, 1 cup. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Aggro mages will always have mana wrymm. So you're reposting this? At least mention that this was a cross post or give OP credit! I know how you feel OP, I live in the bay area as well. I had a huge hockey game tonight in Oakland, I was preparing all day, then within 2 hours of the puck drop, it was canceled because of the protests. Haha. You've been there. Got 1/4 way up and my tires sunk.. stopped me dead. Pussy footed up the trap making sure no one saw me Comic Sans... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) in the stores there is much more things for girls. srsly. u go to a clothes store. 3/4 is the girl's section and the rest man's No allegiance. I just want to find somebody to hangout with What matter requires attention of El Presidente? Have I even seen a grown man naked? I do not really understand what you're saying... No, I don't-- mmph Nope Oh cool. I didn't know people actually send hateful messages I'm listening I pay £14 for unlimited everything, that is including unlimited 4G and unlimited tethering. I usually get about 20-45mb and I'm still complaining to Three the network provider, I guess I have to be grateful for once . Had headphones in, rip my ears ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I hope once i get kids, they wont beat me at racing games. I've been playing them since i was little, and im consistently dishing out worldwide top 20 lap times in games. They can wreck my shit at anything, but not at racing, god damn it. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) The Item.. ಠ_ಠ he said can't, not wouldn't My phobia is CAPS No NSFW allowed; Bad! ESPN ¯\\__ _ _/¯ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Thanks man! 33s are gonna be on there next. I just can't find the tire I want yet. Or the price. ( ) You think that's bad? One of my friends keeps calling it "Jonston". That's impressive reaction time. Maybe *too* impressive! No robots even? I'm sure I just watched all 5 minutes of that. Fuck. I_FAP_TO_TELETUBBIES. that username... In the same boat! I managed to catch most of the second half post food inhalation, but toddlers made it hard to focus even when I was directly in front of the tv. It's Sunday morning in New Zealand. Don't start this again. It's books like these that discourage fathers from bonding with their daughters. To all the dads out there with daughters: I did none of these things that the author listed for pleasure, and I'm sure most women here would say the same thing. What she's saying is repulsive and bordering on incestual. Stai sa inteleg si eu. Tu vrei sa cumperi tricouri si sa le imprimi cu poze de pe internet pe banii tai si apoi sa le vinzi? Pai asta ar fi cam 5lei (tricou simplu) + ~15lei printul +5lei castigul tau. Deci tu vinzi tricouri de 20lei cu 25lei? It's hard to make fun of such a picture but I don't want be the parent that has to clean that mess. The Roman emperor Nero had a giraffe specifically trained to have sex with people against their will, at least I hope it was against their will ( ) I just returned to the practicefield after a partial mcl tear, and 1/12 hour later I break my thumb trying to catch a low pass 6 more months of not playing football. Dammit! ╰( )╯ DUDE I WAS BUSY Shut up Donnie, you are out of your element It doesn't work for me when I click the play button it turns into a X and then I can't do anything. Me as a senior airman, been one longer than others have been in the Air Force Europeans. I thought i disabled that nicholas cage to nicholas cage addon German is so confusing ლ( ლ) Get_right worth the round ༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一 If you're into the right sort of frame in your mind, it *is* indeed a porn sub ┌( )┘ Whelp my inbox! Taskmaster says cum instead of come in that snapshot... I sense a tad bit of sarcasm here ( ) TTGL because of freaking everything ^^^Except ^^^Rossiu ^^^ . Also Baccano has so many amazing characters. That's a clever way to get me to watch it again ... Damn, I guess this is the only thing stopping me from watching Hentai. Is the tax making it so that you can't have what you need to live? Is it THAT BAD, genius? Or, does it mean that you might have to wait a month or so to buy something shiny? Taxes are important. They fund countless things, countless services, and create thousands, if not millions of jobs. You sound really whiny right now. Slavery, indeed! People CLAPPED If you can rebound...we are taking any and all players. Goddamn offensive rebounds Oh yes I did sorry A **box** of popcorn? ** ** ┬─┬ノ( ノ) What. ᕕ( )ᕗ When you put it that way.. One would be somewhat of a necessity. Although perhaps it a nice suit. This is beyond stupid That's cancer  .. How dare you call Ben lame One pot two bags? I didn't know Kokoro was into voyeurism Bad stuff were written. Sowwy Op is a bundle of sticks, but not for lying... This time #### #### The Ranger version of an intern... who somehow made Staff Sergeant... The panties beat you? Your first apple product? But does ? Oh I thought for sure that it was a sunbro. And here I was chuckling at myself... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Hey Birds ╭∩╮( ) I think you are confusing reading history with reading Ayn Rand and a freeman manifesto. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) I got the **IOPE Air Cushion** in C21 a few weeks ago and now I can never put it down. When I was looking at it in store the saleslady was kind of sweet talking me (such as complimenting me on my skin tone but then pointing out my numerous acne marks ). I'm so sick of hearing about ferguson and its attention-seeking protestors. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You can read three verses ( ) The TL;DR is pretty much dude goes away, dude comes back, there's some fighting, the good guys die. Mmmmm dairy shits The Matrix ladies and gentlemen. Eg. don't use a site with the name of a fruit, it's obviously a scam The force is strong in Polomalu. A piece of me dies inside whenever this happens to me 43 year old web dev in Newmarket Canada.... Suddenly feeling very old! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I told a kid he was eating his parents after he asked what the meat was. He then started to eat faster.... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Why you do dat. BC dat cleavage ( ) My instructor is Chinese. My thoughts exactly Dude, you just blew my mind ლ(ಠ_ಠლ)PAGING /u/colonelyoxn WE GOT A COPY PASTA WARლ( ლ) Yes, of course /u/Onii-chan_itai_yo. Of course. Some one is watching Porn on full volume in the flat next to mine Posted Jul 30, 2014 TIL Pina Coladas rhymes with something in that song. My DRG has more HP than your tank does "Cute" ass??? I think i may be a woman > 15 I was like: at first too but I think I understand after reading some of the comments. You fucker... It took me a second character who had to use 20 TC's to get the freaking thing... ( ) Good for you though, I wish I had luck like that! This is why I decided to spend $80 on my Lifeproof case. I am a MASSIVE klutz :( I've had to send my phone in to Apple Care once already because while carrying my baby (Baby Bjorn), and even though I thought it was secure and in a good case, it landed face first on a tiny, little rock My Lifeproof has now saved my phone a kagillion times, and my contract is up next year. I've almost made it another 2 years with this awesome case ;) I have had to replace it once already because DD decided to chew the damn thing Worth it!!! :) I feel like this comment is a bit underhanded. He said explicitly he did it on a shoestring budget. He's taking the time to share about his travels. ಠ_ಠ Did you just ಠ_ಠ If it has come to this It fucking sucks living in Atlanta as a Packers fan. The whole country gets the late CBS game except for us. You know you're getting old when regular porn starts to look like underage women I too have this issue. Even created a new account, and still could not sign-in. Customer service was no help (reset my password twice for no reason). Still waiting on a return receipt to exchange it. > Excuse me? What a total bitch. ( ) Orrrr 0.99€ in Europe(after discount). People who drive Mustangs Su nivel de Chairo es impresionante ! Cock-a-doodle **don't** it looks like u killed some one and took there weed Jesus camp. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) B..by burying her? Νot my child...but, my 3 yo neice tоld my wife to dance in the middle оf the room while she hid in a closet wаtching through the crack in the door. We have very similar names Also, that kid is not wearing a diaper. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Oh not you dont you're just as deep as the rest of us It was totally the opposite for me. I saw the stuff on the forehead first and thought "oh that's pretty stupid looking but nothing that I haven't seen on here before" then...I looked down. Really? You registered so that you could post that regifting is on par with cheating in a monogamous relationship? *Really?* And there were two people with him So you're saying brown skin is not normal skin ? Revis fak off. Well, I'm sure its totally not because she has a NEKROS standing behind her. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Like this: ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You bet on the donkeys? > If you'd read the line prior, you'd have noticed me talking about experiences negotiating salary. I think you can fill in the fairly obvious answer on your own. treat her like a person. be respectful, god dammit. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ As mezmerisingly beautiful that icon of serenity is, I would not be able to sleep in there at night. Those windows are too big and would be facing total darkness, meaning anyone or -thing could be right outside, watching It's not even like a wrong month but 43 days sounds like it is completely wrong, maybe a mixup with someone else's? (...if it's an ongoing thing it might be part of the reason they aren't together anymore yo..) It's a single player game not a mmo. /\╭(ಠ ಠ)╮/\ Great, just remember to submit to the correct sub next time ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ He already tried and died. Good job Reddit! Thanks, but that's the string from her rash guard. 7th graders giving blowjobs anywhere is a disturbing thought Not me Ha... Ha... Ha.... You're sooooo funny. Winter is coming (as is khaleesi) The part where it changed colors over someones head? That you were told was impossible and essentially cheating? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ...Not sure to be pleased or offended that nobody will play with me. -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ''Shakes like Michael J Fox'' The wrong team AND the wrong Lemiuex? I knew I wasn't going to like you. I had (and still have) a Pentecostal friend as a kid. If you tried to have fun or talk about other holidays or things they didn't believe in, the dad (also the pastor of their insane church) would sit you down and talk to you until he "defeated" you. it was terrible. You have a body like that, and you have to ask if you're sexy? That's not the guy..the other guys face looks like this nope. you and the dictionary have different definitions. The head Pope and head....Rabbi(?top Jew?) need to see this. Peace shall overcum the middle east. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Just, why? *Me in those classes:* Username combined with comment.... OMG! That was so f*ing funny, I almost needed a damn diaper! [**come in here and make faces**](/doesnot) [**tell me not to make faces**](/doesnot) Personally I think it was a great switcharoo by DE. At first they were all "Ooh hey, this group of innocent freedom fighters needs to be rescued! You can have a special scarf if you doooooo!" and we said "Whoa, new faction/lore? Sweet!" Then they said "Oh hey, they're gonna be a Syndicate now! How cool is that?" and we all went "Yay syndicates! WTF are those? Who cares yay!" And then the RV guy was all "*We need to purge the galaxy of the unclean!*" and we all went "Yeah, that sounds right, plus your mask is hella cool looking, let's do this!" And then the RV guy was all "PSYCH! Infested up in this biznitch, mofuggahs! CLEANSING FIRE ETC AND SO FORTH!" and we were all like " " wait a minute, are you just using me for your fade guide ┬─┬ノ( ノ) The part where everything is imaginary Absolutely loved it! Seriously enjoys the whole tournament and that Grand Final was the greatest series I've ever seen (even tho FaZe won ). ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) That student was Nicki Minaj Oh, hey you! Please don't joke like that . I just hit 50 we judge you world, behave... A gun All you can eat? I prefer reddit now yet apparently no one else does ┬─┬ノ( ノ) what do youu mean you people Yeah, us up northeast are lookin at y'all like ┬─┬ノ( ノ) colour* - NOPE ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ** ** GREAT!... Now Patrick will be homeless ┬─┬ノ( ノ) i think its hilarious that /u/warlizard probably has on smartcast since everyone asks him about the great warlizard forum :P Nor the icon of both What's wrong with Tim? Or Casey Kotchman Id just tell her upfront you are only looking to be casual (if you haven't already) she might of taken the "second" date thing as moving forward and assumed multiple dates as a progression to a relationship-- It was tinder though . I thought casual should be an unspoken undertone. Looks more like toothpaste We were encouraged to overcook it. Make it look like a painting... I have no team. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I wish they payed me to take the fall against Rourke. I'd let him hit me for a couple minutes and then explode and tee off on his old ass and destroy his fucking life. The people who payed me to take the fall will be like: ‎ 'Advertising and promotions managers' wat.. why.. Oh oh are those the people who drive around giving the product presentations!?! I get it. It isn't that they are too dumb to survive. They just get to drive much more than the other women professions. Its the driving thats dangerous!! I would bet there are loads of driving related jobs on the men side with lots of deaths too! You know people are effing insane! Lol I re read your comment about your face being an affront to them, really? Are they that stupid? My face is permanently " " Dem crazy eyes Why film in a car park? Go for a ride, at least. wait so, Western Imperialism for centuries robs a nation of it's natural resources, and we start slimming back the scale of robbery, and /r/libertarian is suppose to feel sorry for this miner that lost his job? those poor souls in the Congo, and those poor western companies that have *helped them so much*.. Hopefully not in the same GPPS as me ... That's not "Ever so slightly". ( ) They forced their way into her room, but she was basking in the sun on the front porch..? > "and don't know **you're** background" ... Suros and mythoclast are each one half bubble from full upgrade. Does that mean those energies are wasted, and I have to wait til the weekend to upgrade? #@&$, We don't generally host holidays. This year is the only time. I'm honestly on the verge of cancelling if other family decide to not come ಠ_ಠ The problem I have is I don't want to punish the grandparents for the SILs' stupidity, though my MIL isn't innocent in all this over the years. She enables older SIL and frequently sides with her. No wonder hubs ran for the hills when he got the chance. Oy! Why did I have to be pregnant over the holidays ? *sigh*, lol! Coming to this thread In my defense you didn't ask why. You just asked if 8gb is required . Also that being said you should read the forums there is a wealth of info there about similar scenarios. mine put bath salts, beer, 50 cent/kidrock Why was I not invited to this meme-fest?! morphine ┬─┬ノ( ノ) what if the almighty musclenerd is lying to us? Edition* ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I'm 17 and feel like that too... I guess I'm just fucked Man, all that hate over a water bottle. But the Rare Sparrows ლ( ლ) While I do not disagree, I am obliged to respectfully WTF Holy shit muffins that must have been infuriating Glad you're going ahead with your plans and not letting anyone else run your show ;) Also, your husband sounds amazing. At my high school, the principle is trying to ban shorts. Not short shorts, just shorts.... they also once announced over the intercom "No students accompanied by deer or Turkeys will be permitted to enter the building" apparently kids had been bringing in dead animals to show off the game they'd killed... That is so not good She needs a therapist for that part alone. Holy. Shit! Life has to go on when your spouse is away. That poor little girl is gonna be neglected if that's her mind-set every time he's out of town :/ Shit man! My daughter shouldn't be alive We bed shared, my university educated husband and myself, a college graduate, that is. > ‎ Yeah... Wow, op 1- most misleading post title EVER? But...I didn't tell you which one... Is that walrus... sucking... his own... dick.... ... ... 2003 is still a great game and a really good community. I don't think there would be any way to tell how you were playing your game either. ** ** Nooo! You should know better! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) If that (presumably) mom thinks that her God would send her 7 year old to hell... Now picture your Dad using the vibrator on your mom choking her with the belt Jesus Christ guys.... So how many holes do *we* have? Me at the other guys in those classes: Chevrons and stars? Conan? Been wondering WTH took them so long to implement file renaming when it's been in the Android app for years. And now they don't have it in the swipe-right menu for files, only folders. Yeah, I'm sure people are 'favoriting' files way more than they'll ever be renaming <---- Apparently old enough to be a mom to some of you Redditor for 1 hour I used to play Max Payne back on the peasant station. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Hahaha. Ha. Haha. Well, in that case, direct my to your old roommates for using someone else's sex toy. Everything from the Cuban government is propaganda. Everything about Cuba is not propaganda. Get it right. I also noticed that you tried to subtly point me away from the fact that she's second ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) lol is the actual expression pete made when he said that That is basically the only reason why you jailbreak ? Moore's law not informing the pace of improvements in farming technique has no bearing on whether or not it informs the pace of improvement in robotics, a field which is a direct subset of computation Are you speaking from experience? Ah, that study. It's more a concern that white noise machines can go louder than recommended levels to prevent hearing loss and are placed close to the baby. And in typical knee jerk, no such thing as moderation style, it is recommended not to use them, just like cosleeping is not recommended. We all float down here. Where is the raid matchmaking? Or have you been all along? Get Out. Are they real tho? > ┬─┬ノ( ノ) /r/transgender ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Baked rubber? The smell... ***The taste...*** NOPE You better take that 2nd Deathwing Damn, I pay $30 for 1.5g. ...The hell is this? No NSFW allowed; Bad! That URL Gee thanks! Didn't know that I had to click! Wow thanks so much! Best help ever! BAH! But there are 7 shells in your "revolver" ( ) WHERE IS YUI'S HAND? THIS gave me a very confused boner ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Good God why it makes good sense, indeed It definitely is! I can't believe I haven't been using it this whole time! For science dammit! ! ლ( ლ) If it was that long ago, then *surely* my company would upgrade Microsoft Office to 2013... Aria of Preseverance ( ) What grinds my gears is when you genuinely apologize for something and the person on the other side says "I get that you're apologizing, but...". Clearly you don't see me as apologizing with that response Therefore, have a nice day and fuck you :) Lenovo LePhone ( ) Whelp I'll be in my bunk Yep...yay maturing Hubs and I have decided once we *are* out of the last of our debt, we are gonna be stupid with our money (not credit Huge difference) for a year while still maintaining a buffer and saving a bit. Uhhhh...I hate to ask 'how' they manage to eat Oy.... "He could throw me around like a rag doll. I loved it." Inception Depending on the degree of the discretion, yes, I agree. If it's over something stupid and petty? Give me a break Which monkeys. The brake pads. I never knew that word was spelled that way. Because most of the girls are barely teenagers ┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘ PRAISE HELIX ┌( )┘ ┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘ PRAISE YOLONOME ┌( )┘ It's because we share a not too far common ancestor, on the evolutionary tree of life with ducks. no but seriously I don't know. So are you saying your alienware came a few weeks early? I'm ordering an 18 and an hoping mine comes early too ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) Please don't be Chinese, Please don't be Chinese... It was a Chinese restaurant. I like how her eyes where blue... Sakura? HOLY FISH I NEVER KNEW THAT! Maybe because I didn't read it yet. d b Deal, Ill just need to make sure your credit card is not stolen. So if you could send me a picture of it. Along with your Social security card. ┬─ ┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Either getting kissed by Jake the Snake Roberts at a wrestling convention or getting my boobs played with by Bruce Campbell at a horror convention. Both times cameras came out from spectators and was tweeted about. I knew neither events were about to happen. Except when they don't let you eat at the hospital, that won't work. They refused to let me eat. I was pissed This time if my labour is looking to be long again, I won't let them tell me not to eat. I was starving, and I think that gave me an ulcer >:( ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Comic Sans Liking most of the icons...that Camera tho. Look at that! They're little footballs Them feels doh Lol it's all fun and games until you drop in to watch your friend playing skyrim with those sex mods ( )... Loosely looped over some foot pegs Why the fuck were they *giggling*? Yes. laughing out loud indeed. An completely jubilant exchange between two redditors. A hearty laugh was shared. ( ) ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Um, what? Why am I aroused? I think this one has drank the koolaid. Beware... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) Yeah the TSA doesn't have a sense of humor. My sister took a tiny bottle of perfume and they made her throw it away, and on the flight back i had to toss out my fudge ಠ_ಠ my aunt made that for me ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ Really? That's awful! Wow, that would make it really hard to make them happy. Some people were apparently never taught manners Purplz! ლ( ლ) Why do you say that... . I'm very close to getting one "El ultimo saludo" I got sucked in. Apparently I collect keyboards now "Don't date (insert race here) females they will bring nothing but trouble." O...ok mom. If I can find a female that's into me I'm happy. Yes, you'll find lots of places where katakana is used as well. One of the main being foreign loan words, such as ビール、オバマさん、and ロリコン。 No, they could.. They just choose not to. What? that never happens. It would be cool if she showed it off! Everything I was gonna say was taken by the other 3 commenters Your username... I can't be the only one who thinks it's sketchy... Don't do that!! Take a deep breath and have a nice relaxing evening with the Male Pimp! I just assume you have constantly copied to your clipboard. Count me in. I enjoyed getting into Hanson's Shoe Repair that one time for my bday but it was too much work to get that password. I shall be on the lookout for said green door. No proof that its yours .. get the fuck outta here If only pexon made Velcro cable organizers Bring out the pokewomen *looks at Gardevoir* If anyone with Alien Blue wants to get in on this. Use the drop down menu when writing a comment and swipe your finger right Cannot unsee Watch it. Please remove the penis from your mouth before singing I already said that bot. I'm fairly young but even I have never heard of this hip new lingo being used. # I really, really hope they dump the vehicle damage system they introduced in reach (and kept in 4 ಠ_ಠ ) and revert to a more classic damage system. I mean, look, yeah Halo 1 had independent vehicle health…*for a couple of vehicles* (ghost and banshee). Halo 2 and 3 had it right. The vehicle gives you a *significant health boost*, but it can't be repaired. But even if you're driving around a flaming warthog with all 4 tires shot off, as long as your shields are up, you wont die. Reach, and through reach 4, made it so vehicle health would go permanently low, to the point where a single bullet could blow up a whole tank. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Oh my gosh, the hat, that's adorable! I love how he has a look on his face, like "why is this thing on my head" -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) The spirit of the season is strong with this one.... ** ** Almost 31 weeks and have been suffering with heartburn a lot right before bed throughout this pregnancy. I've finished one big bottle of Gaviscon, 1 small one, and am 3/4 done another small one Had to add it to the list tonight. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) So I can guess what one of the other envelopes has, but what about the other 3? The weird thing is that not a single film has gotten the city right. The emerald city was never green at all, the reason people called it emerald was because you were mandated to wear green goggles when you entered. You mean when you repost it? I pulled my groin at 15 weeks with my first. I was in a LOT of pain from there on out. My OB wouldn't let me have anything other than Tylenol Ya..that did not help much. Had to use an ice pack and heating pad plus my TENS, still with very little relief :/ Only thing that helped? Getting baby out. The added weight on an already pulled muscle was agonizing :( Oh the joys of pregnancy Same. After hot fix 3, crash during playback. you must literally get zero work done ( ) Link is not opening Isn't he also one of Namira's followers? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Still waiting for this message... 8 Energy? Seriously?! - ‎ The app I use doesn't let me. I'm pretty sure he did an AMA and was asked this... She's still there. Just BE happy :D... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) When I deny/complete contract I get nothing or a rare untradeable bundle that probably even looks shit. When the other team succeeds once, they all get timberthaw drops ... Yeah, except she knows your search history Serious question, did the album change? I feel like picture 2 isn't picture 2 anymore Sorry if this story is a little long, I've never told it and I have the time to write it out for a bunch of strangers using a throwaway.. So here goes... Unfortunately it wasn't until I just turned 18, despite my constant desire before that. I was very shy when I came to talking to new people.. Hell I didn't even get my first blowjob until I was 17.. And that wasn't that great.. I still have a scar on my dick from her tooth. I'm not sure if I would change my experiences or not, they make us who we are.. When I was a teenager I spent a lot of time on IRC (EFnet).. On there I met a lot of cool dudes and occasionally an actual girl. After years of talking with a group of people that all knew each other out in California, I decided to plan a trip out there to meet them after I turned 18. In doing so, I was talking to a girl who would be in the same area and used to date one of the guys I was going to hang out with and said she would hook up with me and give me a BJ if I came out there... Needless to say, I booked my ticket and flew across the country form Florida to San Diego. It was a magical time, two dudes I had know for years on line picked me up from the airport and the first thing they do when we get to the car is hand me a packed bowl of Cali bud and told me to "snap it" - I didn't know at the time that meant to hit the whole bowl at once, by myself. Best weed I had at that point. Trip was already worth it... Anyway, after chillin for a few days and checking out all the tourist attractions in southern Cali and smoking so much top shelf bud, we decide to take a road trip up to San Francisco.. So the girl who I had been talking came over to the apartment I was staying at the night before we head out.. 4 of us chilled (my IRC friend, his room mate, myself and this chic) until it got late.. The two other guys went to their rooms and left me and her out in the living room.. So there I was, just turned 18, and here was this girl.. Well I should say woman.. She was in her late twenties or early thirties and apparently had a kid (who I never saw).. Sitting across from me on the couch.. Giving me me the sexy eyes.. She told me to come sit by her.. So I did, and from there we started kissing a little and I started playing with her boobs, she was in like a skirt, the top was easy to pull down and the bottom was easy to pull up.. I remember when I first pulled up her skirt she didn't have any panties on and her vagina lips were so dark red from her being horny.. I reached down and stuck my hand between her legs and started feeling around.. I really only knew what I was doing from my years of studying porn .. So she finally decided to slip down off the couch and start the blowjob.. She asked if I had condoms, which I did.. And i tried to put one on but it felt like it was strangling my dick.. I was nervous and kept going soft while fumbling with the condom.. She finally asked me if I had any diseases, to which I responded "no" and the next thing I know I felt her mouth around my soft dick.. Pumping it back to full size.. After a couple minutes she commented how big my dick was (I know i don't have a long dicks, but it is girthy).. She said she felt like she was trying to suck on a coke can.. She continued for a little bit before stopping.. She said her mouth was hurting and suggested that I just "fuck her with it"... So I got out a new condom and managed to get it on my dick before I went soft and got behind her on the floor, doggy style and slid it into her very hot and wet vagina.. It was the best thing I had felt (until I later had sex with a long term gf w/o a condom).. Only probably was it felt too good.. I busted my nut so fast and pulled out.. I didn't tell her I came in the condom.. She just wanted me to stick it back in.. So I tried.. For another few pumps, then it went limp.. It was kind of awkward at that point.. She didn't know I came and she thought it was something about her I didn't like.. It was still dark in the apartment and I made my way to the kitchen where I got some paper towels to clean up with and wrap my cum filled condom up to try to hide in the trash.. I told her I had fun hanging out with her and she left not too long after we finished as it was already very late. So there it is.. My awkward loss of virginity... Oh, but it gets better.. Then the next day when we got to San Francisco, the local we were staying with (a very nice and generous gay dude) suggested we "go get our dicks sucked" at a place called the "power exchange".. He assured us it wasn't a "gay" only place, but did warn us to use our hand to physically check the crotch of any "girl" that we may want to hook up with to make sure there weren't any parts that weren't supposed to be there.. So we get there, it's "locals night".. So apparently the freaks were out.. I had no idea what to expect.. We walk in to this little reception area where you pay an entrance fee.. I think it was something like $50 if you want to go in fully clothed or $10 of you wanted to strip down and walk around in this towel they give you to wrap around yourself.. Looked kind of like a kilt.. So we all decide to go cheap and strip down to a towel.. It was the freakiest place I had ever witnessed..it was like a club with multiple floors and different rooms and all these wide hallways.. Naked people everywhere, people having sex, I remember a couple people in particular, there was this muscle dude that was dressed in leather bondage just walking around, bright red, with a raging hard-on that he was stroking... And then there was the odd couple at then end of a hall way.. They were in a room that was wide open.. Kind of like a zoo display.. People were just standing and watching this skinny white dude plowing this big fat black woman on her back. I continued to wonder around.. I saw this western room with like a barn like setup, piles of hay.. This is were an older Asian lady came up to me.. She didn't really say anything.. She just kept getting closer to me until I felt her hand flicking at my cock, trying to get a feel.. I just looked at her and she game me a little smile, but I turned and walked away.. I went up to another floor were there was a "massage" room and a goth room.. Didn't stay too long up there before deciding to go back to the main level.. This time I noticed there was a room that was completely blacked out.. Like had to have your hands out to feel where you are going.. I ran into a bench of people who apparently just sit there and suck dick.. Literally.. So I go up to someone, who feels like a woman.. And they reach out and grab my hips and pull open my town and feel my dick.. They ask me if I have a condom.. I said no so they said to go get one from outside the room (they have buckets hanging from the walls filled with condoms).. So I get one, head back in and try to make my way back to where I thought I was.. Hand the condom over to the person and they put it in me using their mouth.. I was amazed with the skill.. And then the blowjob started.. Omg.. Best blowjob I've ever had to date. So passionate, so skillful.. Only blowjob I've had where I came in a few minutes... WHILE STANDING UP. I came and filled up the condom.. Well they kept sucking away.. Until they ripped the condom open :|. I'm sure they got a mouth full of my cum.. All I heard was a "oh shit, sorry" and felt the cool air hitting my now uncovered dick..I pulled the remains of the condom off and threw it in the trash as I ran out of there.. I remember getting to the door of the room and there being enough light to see what looked like a big dude in drag with someone bobbing away on their dick.. I then realized that I possibly just got a BJ from a guy :| ಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠ ಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠಠ Yep it is, I said one of the first. Driveclub was supposed to be the first but we all know what happened there Tomb Raider and Thief got price cuts and sales faster than most other AAA games did, so I assume they'll be some of the first to go on Plus. If not those, Knack would be my second guess. You're not devineman ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ Yep. Sounds like it's time for a big cup of reality for him. He's gonna *llllooovvvveee* that. /s ** ** Morning I actually let them look at my original Apple II BASIC manual, but they were very disrespectful and crumpled some of the pages. I was woken up early to fulfill a 'bodily function', belly dweller woke up and kept kicking the crap out of me, then heartburn ensued. By the time I was tired again, kiddo #2 would be ready to wake in another 2-3 hours I'm tired and just want to sleep some more. The definition of teasing... I'm a silver III player but these mehkanix are bad even for my standarts What happened to Thooorin_1? ( ) Hey Dexter, what is your goal now that dexter is over? Movies where your just a badass killing more people? Dexter was my favorite show of all time. Besides the ending... I think he should have either died or continue the show in a couple years. Anyways, thanks for the great show!!! Also the tranny look... I don't think you should be getting downvoted like this. But you gotta look at it'd from their point of view. They are targeting a specific user base. I would guess the majority of people in China who jailbreak (and subsequently use their stores) use windows. That's why the emphasis on the windows tool. It Was the same with Pangu. Once they released the windows tool "the prison escape was achived"... Sorry couldn't resist... ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ ( ) /r/nocontext ( ) Thanks dad. The sources we look at keep changing. Latest information says December 5. So do I let my horse go or do I hold him ? Welp, this is going to make the decision to buy exotics from Xur this weekend extremely tough if it's something I need since I'll just have to upgrade it next week Do I dare say "I hope Xur has crap items this week"? ... or other humans You aren't crazy for thinking ahead like that. Hubs and I talk about scenarios like this often. We don't really want anyone to live with us after the two burns we experienced with my bro and two of our friends My own mother? Different story. She will probably be so very fucked when my dad passes. I think the house is insuranced against him, but from last I heard, neither of them have life insurance She would have to sell the family house to survive off of, and she'll probably have to continue to support my unemployed 30+ year old brother. Again, I'm not having anyone in my house, not even if we have an in-law suite. My bro is an ass, and my mom has good intentions, but would probably be more in the way than able to help. You don't want to know My mom and I were able to get 3rd row seatsAnd I was inside of her ( ) I watched it. What the fuck. That is so fucking sad. I'm gonna hug my boyfriend extra tight tonight. (ノ )ノ︵ ┻━┻ Yeah dawg, it's fucking weird. 3 times with 3 different people in the past 5 months. I just sit there like Southampton players already tired from all that pace of Arsenal. It can end in another 3 nil tonight for them. When I see I'm going to think of Andrew Jackson from now on. I can't believe you posted that to /r/pics Oh yeah, their love will span centuries for sure. You forgot my section of Bolivia I'm glad I'm not the only one Slave games Amazon for sure. *Focus!!!* ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Why is everyone hellbent on making comparisons to getting hit in the balls why does it have to be a competition?? As a newbie diver I can confirm this to be true, particularly the spazzing out, jerking around and running into everything. It's annoying as hell but slowly getting better. HEY BEEEP ╭∩╮( ) It just sounds like something I'd say to my sister and then she'd be all at me. Since when is this a hated show on reddit Good luck with that.. because trying to push the cross-benchers around has worked well so far.. I bet you're fat, too. Invidia G200 Catback exhaust with a silencer that won't come out Well I like it Ugh...talk to my husband Aside from the druggy past, the constant screw-ups sound like my SIL. She. Doesn't. Learn. >:( Oh, and everyone suffers as a result of her stupidity and 'holier-than-thou' attitude. Including her son who her boyfriend treated like shit. So much so he refused to live with them (teenager). Like fuck, really?! I see a pattern here... Oy Were taking a Brinks truck and dumping it on Miles front lawn yes that > ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Just like the civil rights of ALL Americans... right? ( ) Welp I loved it up until I decided to check out the subreddit and mistakenly typed in /traps...... They got me, they definitely got me ... 5 year suckfest … They struggled on the ground for over 30 seconds I was making a joke thanks for the help though :) Not even on rice!? Or, you know... 114. Arashi does so get beaned in the butt and whips around with a face before jumping behind the wall he's constructed and continues building! With Netflix you don't feel as alone as just listing to music. It's like you have friends, and their having a good time at your house in the other room, or at least that what I imagine it would be like to have friends over... I know. Woah calm down dude Panties definitely! The silky kind. No thongs though, bikini or bigger. Little or no lace. Photo from the backside or down on all four with your ass up in the air. Or on your back with your back arched and panties pull taught over your pussy. I want to have sex with two of the things in the chair, and I'm not telling which two ( ) HEY BEEEP ╭∩╮( ) You do indeed. It's funny also because the backdrop for your character selection screen has venture's mining... with three lasers . I can't make out if AT&T can't honestly figure it out or just trolling... What material is that? Plastic? *Rubber?* Fried plastic... NOPE Eclipse is usually the one using the most memory playing the tps just made me want to go back to pandora. i missed the goliath,mauraders,midgets, etc. But in the tps all the enemies feel the same wont tou guys agree? ಠ_ಠ ** intensifies** It's pretty nice to have, but they really should have increased ps4 storage to 1TB, because 500GB gets used so quickly since all games install the the HD, on top of the fact that each game is a minimum of 20-30 gigs -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Yes but I have kids ( ) I thought my earphones were acting up, but I saw twitch chat's HEY BEEEP ╭∩╮( ) spam and it turned out I was fine I just saw Levi hanger at the 'customers who bought this item also bought' panel ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Buy the nexus 7 dude, you will get super quick updates! I heard this same statement made about Andy Dick. Head Agreed. All those wasted doom blades Now you just went too far. I am 28, and I didn't know this. That would not be a plot twist in the United States. Well, I was woken up by 2 iPhones and 3 iPads all blaring the emergency ALERT ALERT ALERT tone for flash flood warnings until 8 AM.... At 5:30 am > Who did that? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Weiss is the parrot That is simply not true. It is not an opinion, but fact backed by research. I gave you proof. I tried my best to show you how it is commonly accepted that your viewpoint has been debunked for quite some time. I should know better than to argue with someone over the Internet. Literally everything you said about me applies to you. I am baffled that you think I want to be right when it is merely me stating the facts that are easily available. I hope that you have just been trolling me hard because the sheer unwillingness of someone to look at the facts and admit they're wrong is making me sad. I can't do this with you any more because debating with someone so stubborn stupid is like a cat trying to bury a turd on a marble floor. Frustrating and pointless. I tried. KEYCARDS!!! I Want keycards!! And VIPS!!!! ლ( ლ) I don't know if I know what you're saying. Upscale ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That is an interesting username you've got there ┬─┬ノ( ノ) please respect tables. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) 40 for consistent 25mb down hbo and basic cable. Never had a problem with customer service and usually get about 35 down no data cap. I have comcast I've Never heard that line. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Gawaria kickoff bola bhenchod I don't think you have thought this post through we are in dreampool. Hey hey hey now! I still edit sites in notepad! ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Dude ... I hope you're joking ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Visual Basic ಠ_ಠ Blegh Tailyellow on a naughty puppydog walk? Idk whether to ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) or ( ) ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ Ah yes, 1929... Smack dab in the middle of the last ice age. A dark and snowy time to be sure. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Crusader Kings.... 1? I have a feeling you've made one before... For multiple reasons, I love it when this happens. I ordered a screen cover for my phone knowing it'll take a while. I ordered it Nov 16. Estimated delivery Dec 20-30th. Yay I won't need to move my screen around since I wont need to see anything that isn't within sight already. dear god.... the only way to get my thumb off the space bar was by forcning myself to watch lanes while doing jungle camps. c Same here. Why would they do this Unless you have a gas pump fetish So is your spelling As someone who actually does have no sense of smell: Ughhhhhhuszsdhfhsdfshd I think they didn't add dexterity because they assumed people would be boosting everywhere instead of climbing. Although you never know, since boosting around everywhere instead of climbing makes you show up on the mini map.. Is your loop running from the outside? Small I upvoted you, but still man. /s Epic kid looks like Ke$ha This part is true. On one of the officer champs i learned quickly that i could not Jolt all of her moves like before. i ate a couple of Tracer missles and Electric Conals. i was like lol. And inturn, i took more dmg than before. but i was able to get through it. TY Talos for healing me lol. ...or when it dies right before climaxing ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Licked a girls butthole while she was on her period In exchange for an even bigger one. with a museum.. ..? Friend and I had to walk about a mile in the snow to the nearest publix.....fucking closed when we got there ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ... Tease. (Pause) sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake Yeah, that'd be pretty freaky. But I think nipples on your dick would be freaky too wat That sounds racist Ding ding ding, best use of ever. You win Internets. Juliet eh..... I feel violated just looking at this album ಠ_ಠ Stupid Mobile moved to right post That's how I felt when our 'mons couldn't evolve ^^^lookin' ^^^at ^^^you ^^And ^^then ^^how ^^he ^^caused ^^Massacre ^^Monday ^^ I (male, not as easy to be subtle) have masturbated to completion in the living room while my family was watching a movie. I had a blanket on my lap. I also did it while we were camping with all six of us in our tent trailer, I was in my sleeping bag. While we were camping, my dad asked if I was okay because I was breathing hard . I later finished myself. It's 37, get yourself together... Happy xmas The details matter, and when you don't have them and you fill them in with your own bullshit assumptions, it makes you the shitbag. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Prisoners Dolls... Bought me a jacket.ಠ_ಠ Bought me a jacket.ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Yeah, no shit! He's making me damn near irrelevant. Godmotherfuckingdammit It's only a lucky guess if it's true but... I mean..... The crocodile in Peter Pan On Ice gave me recurring nightmares as a child. This crocodile is sure to bring them back full force. Oui mais on a le droit de le regarder comme ça . Yay Knoxville made the front page! Oh wait... Because of bad things Smh Yes, yes I was, in fact. i'm not worried about the nicotine. i started smoking before i could legally buy cigarettes. the problem is this kid fucking around with mechanical mods with no ohm reader Could we not GOOD. That...you should lock the door Yeah, after putting a buttload of time into it I stopped playing 2 weeks ago (ios) when I realized it really was, just an endless cycle with no point to it (the new land after the ark is litterally going "Oh you must be doing well, let's slow you down by starting over"). They took what could be a good game and added all the bad parts of the freemium model. Weird how people create something and let it's potential get crushed. Why fucking yahoo? Dat Camden tho. Toast with smoked ham actually, or at least i think it is ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Site was ugly and broken as fuck. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) And yet every time I throw a grenade at someone in H2A it hits some tiny crease in the terrain and bounces right back at me. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Wtf is a nrrrd girl? ( )7 Tell me you bought that The first thing that came into my mind was "Is she a hamster" There's a time and a place. Your doctor's office is neither. It's on page 2.... ( ) My thoughts are "this gets posted weekly"... Fuck, I love Antz. Memories... Currently I'm glued to baby jail because pregnant and uncomfortable. My 23 month old comes and goes, but has learned that if I am doing something, I am doing something. Different story with my husband. When he gets home, she *expects* him to pull her out of baby jail, so she whines and cries while he's making us dinner It's so bloody annoying but she is learning that I am still sitting there and she can come sit with me until Daddy comes back. Oh, and funny thing, *she can see Daddy* cooking because the living room and kitchen are open concept. She can be a true pain in the ass when she wants to be. Oy... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I'm not drunk! Because fuck Santa and his sled. Shit man! I would have written "return to sender" on the package and cut her out That is not okay! Also, she wants to be in your kids lives? MAKE A GODDAMN EFFORT!!! Presents don't replace presence I'm glad you enjoyed it, however we will need to verify you have a large penis before you can click the link.. I'm sweating bullets from just reading your post Oh, is that so? I must be miss informed.. [ ](/derpysalute-r) ( )7 Goodbye, old friend. you disrespected the captain ..but... Does it state that on the label? ( ) Feel what? Why does she wanna know where people are buried "Disney Movies Anywhere" Will your business model evolve over the next year? I think I can speak for everyone, that the invite system is absolutely horrible. I want to like the company, but your customer service needs to be fixed. Like now. Anyone into Holy Other right now? I don't know what kind of genre to call him, but his sound is so...*fluid*. Like I'm tripping under water or something. Really digging his stuff right now. He's kinda like XXYYXX, except still on spotify ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I'm looking forward to those results. I'm in the fox valley too Coil vagina To the NIN that put Doton while I was in Shiva EX: ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You have a screaming penis in you? Can't they take the Verazzano? Same thing happened to me the first time I tried. Had it (manual install) on my fresh new snazzy USB3.0 drive and then had to install it on a crappy old one, then reinstall it back on my new one. Not yet I just moved to Calgary and was pretty surprised when I found this out. Anecdotally, though, it sounds like it's highly dependent on the nurses working the floor how strictly they adhere to the policy, and there is more wiggle room if you end up in a single room. I'm less bummed out about my husband not staying overnight than I am about having to share a room with a stranger, though... How do you know she's naked if she only does it when everyone leaves? The condensation of fans seems to go the other way a lot here, I've seen the equivalent of "this guy" posts on top here while ongoing AMAs with well known indie workers were buried in negative votes. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) 5'5 105lb, same problem. But my relatively large breasts apparently are a decent counterweight. TBH the only reason we found out when we did was because of Game Informer. If they had not "leaked" the info we probably would not have known about this until the DLC went live. I always maintain eye contact. ALWAYS I had a game a few days ago where I had to listen Sejuani's (or it was Bristle's?) moaning all game long ┬─┬ノ( ノ) My classes are 50 minutes, and most days we have double periods, two classes in a row ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Try Saginaw mi or the rest of the tri cities 75% single moms from 20-33 Damn straight. /r/Men_In_Panties ( ) Says the guy who comments this three times in a single thread. What the fuck kind of movies do yall have motherfuckers watch over there ┌( )┘ I'm sure he's there for the wide selection and low prices ESEA ლ( ლ) "Didn't they tell you who the donor was?" Didn't they tell you that's not how that works? Oh gawd, please shut up, man. NO ONE will even notice these names in Germany, because they are so friggin common amongst older People. Srsly, I hope you are trolling . So we got a male mum ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Haha this is great! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That gave me tingles... Why is it so awesome Adult Footed Pajamas. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Seriously though fuck your robin /u/PleaseRespectTables ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) /u/PleaseRespectTables ノ( ノ) Or when they tell them to *pray away the gay!* Yeah I hope we get something in return for this bullshit My situation exactly. I was on the very last page, hit submit, then got a big "nope".  ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (ಠ◡ಠ)╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (ಠ◡ಠ)╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (ಠ◡ಠ)╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (ಠ◡ಠ)╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (ಠ◡ಠ)╯︵ ┻━┻ I thik dis is b00tlegg man iz not gr8 m8 ( ) Stereotypical lactose intolerant white girl here. I order a grande soy caramel frappe with whip cream and I will smack someone if there is milk in the actual drink AH A CLOWN It's like a sea of crab ┬─┬ノ( ノ) What... What were they after? Ronald McDonald Land Cookies. Oh the memories (ಠ_ಠ) That's no moon. ( ) > NO This is from 2010.... Froyotech or Mix^ I doubt elevate will win ** ** Rubbernecking should be a crime. DAE Sonic 06 badgame??ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ do...hamsters...eat their babies woah science! in retrospect that was a silly question " Yeah, if you don't mind your asshole being torn open by how slow iOS 9 will be on a 5C. Yes, because as an adult, you talk to people you're interested in as part of making a move to court them. ┌( )┘ "Some sort of cream" I want to down vote the people who are saying those things to you Interesting how she says "I CANT BREATHE" multiple times screaming. Uhh... $24.99 at my GameStop location. -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) When I read "Ray Comfort", all I can imagine is him holding a banana to disprove evolution... I know it's probably nice but the term 'exercise' makes me all You watch porn for the personalities I know you're probably nice, but your statement makes me I completely agree, and it's fucked up how reddit jokes about incest as a positive thing all the time. I don't want to have to think about my brother in that way, and every time someone mentions it, I can't help it iz ghorDin u fvkkin idyot m8 I just freaking love how articulate and logical you are. How is this guy still so dumb after all that lovely explaining? .........yes. ( ͡° ͜ʖ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) no? How about acid reflux or 'true' contractions? I had that on Thursday night Fun times... could be the cops designed it! How the hell is this person practicing ?!?! Holy crap on a cracker!! Was she baked/stoned??? :/ Popsicles. I buy 2 or 3 boxes a week (sugar free to keep my figure, of course ) As a person who lives in South Africa, I can sympathise oh my god how are these people allowed to exist on these dating sites How do you know ?!? don't tempt me with such comments. My patience is week for the dlc Lee Corso is an idiot. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) >and this would give me an incentive to turn the speakers toward your wall and crank it. Should be on the underside of your keyboard between the and (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ keys. I'll be your friend Wtf is this?!?!? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) close range just hipfire, ez Yeah another example of the duality of our current system. He's right if this was just some white kid there would have been an exchange of words and he be on his way with a warning probably with his pants still sagging. Instead we see the officer escalating the situation. "The student pressed his chest into the officers. He felt threatened ." really the video show the student attempting to walk away and the officer then blocking him and start to get physical. Only person who should feel threatened is the student. Police the largest gang in America :/ American....centimeters? How did he hold the fake arm up ( ) I saw this on Yik Yak a few days ago Maldonado ..... what Ha! As I type this on a filthy unpleasant laptop running WindowsXP. You son of a Hitch Everytime I try to contour I just look like I got dirt all over my face I guess I didn't get the memo in the week since I bought a ps4. I'll make sure I get any posts preapproved by you before posting. Not sure if hooker? or parents bad at naming? Seriously? 99% HQ may as well be 0% HQ. We finally meet /u/Suspicious_Canadian We got Dan Dakich commentating. Le-am încercat azi, nu am avut "crème fraîche" însă au ieșit foarte bine și așa. Bonus privirea prietenei când m-a văzut ca îmi fac "omleta" în oala :) Quite a coincidence that you were behind her "going the same way" through campus. You're making DFU sound like something dark and terrible. You didn't sacrifice your cat, did you? The mumps? There's a vaccine for that, people It's a ball. You survive this round. Ugh, I cringed. I wish I knew! The first two made me feel happy, but after the third - which is the second one I've encountered today - now I'm just suspicious I don't even have a ding-a-ling, and that hurt me looking at it frowning cause it made me think of ladies code not because i wanted anyone to die, if that's what you're ing me for Wow...it looks like a PS3 game that was delayed Sure, guy who works for the illuminati What the hell? I just went for a bathroom break and its 2-2? Trust me, there is a Wu novelty account. You mean to tell me you had a extra pair of pajamas this whole time I know Staal didn't do that on purpose, but anyways! Unless your dead Plays Halo - first time cops are called on him for making loud verbal threats. ( ) Wait... So you don't know why men shave? And you're asking how women shave? What gender are you? ✧・ﾟ:*ﾉ( ﾉ) I got some sort of MLP subreddit, my favorite ( ) The guy mooning the car has a bikini tan line.... We were brand new to the NHL and many Detroit natives had been transferred down to the car manufacturing plant (Saturn) in Nashville over the years. (I believe - I was only 9 when the Preds arrived.) So when the Preds came to town, those fans showed up to the games all happy to have a local pro-hockey team to go watch. Many of them became Preds fans for about 90% of the time. That other 10% of the time, Detroit came to town and all those fans show up wearing their native Red Wings jerseys. It would turn the arena very red (not too unlike what the Bridge often looks like now when we play Chicago, though for completely different reasons ). Those people prompted the term "PredWings Fans" and made the Detroit@Nashville games pretty significant to Nashville fans. Actual fans living in Detroit could have given less of a shit, however. <|> /ω\ It's something I have tried to consciously remind myself of every time I type so now I bottom out a bit less then half the time. If I don't bottom out, my keyboard is relatively quiet. When I type fast, I do bottom out a lot more but if you make a conscious effort to try to not bottom out, it will improve. Either way, mech keyboards are awesome and should be enjoyed however you wish........ (I don't need to know about anything too weird........................... ) :P Bottoming out or not. <|> /ω\ <|> /ω\ That mouth? Really? ( ) <|> /ω\ Maschine 2.2 now features Scales and Arps. Not sure if there is a Chord function within the arp. But, the scale feature should keep you in key. Then it's all about mashing a few pads together to build an interesting progression. It took me 20 years to understand his name isn't Jacques. I kinda freaked out after a while using pornhub on anonymous windows on chrome, then used the search function and what i typed was still there, it saved all of it in anonymous mode Or Ignis Infused Fire. Or Aqua Infused Fire. Or... Any kind of infused fire. Ever. ( ) I tried to click "my privilege" but then my iPhone exploded cause I'm on mobile. Down vote for lying! Just watched it. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) And then everybody answers Tom Cruise. ( ) I never read it. Maybe that's the reason... In the spirit of "Average person ≠ Company" let me offer you "asking for donations ≠ selling your company". It was alright, I got $500 worth of game stuff for $5...So you know, it was OK... ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ( ノ) These fucking posts.. Too much text. Looks disgusting and unorganized for a card that isn't epic or legendary. Text text text. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ___|| |__ It's not a power thing, it's more "I don't want to be raped or touched inappropiately by men who have no self control." Yes. And garlic vag. Ewwww. It's "nice ah" not that... I don't know how you can misheard that... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Fuck's that hammer for? I hear ya! I've been so snappy/angry at my almost two year old for months now. Pregnancy hormones are making me a big ball of anger and impatience :/ I hate it Dan Brown method An EQ reference?! I feel a sense of comradery. Wait, it just dawned on me that you may know this character from EQ2....I don't know how I feel about you anymore. I guess, I'm getting old now. Of course it goes online when I'm asleep. That would imply you check /r/adviceanimals How do you think us guys felt before krystal was 18 Why would Vlaar playing affect Hutton Can Barca please stop this "scoring right before the whistle"-thing? It breaks my heart everytime Well, I guess we can rule out the inventory editor you're using, too. Chesapeake Phrasing I've been yo-yoing the same 2lbs for the last month (according to the scale). And my jeans don't feel any looser. All lubed up and ready to go! If I don't need help and I'm not in danger. I stay away from cops, you just don't know what they're going to do to you for no reason. And I'm white That is what I never understand with people like this. You just shit or bled all over yourself so why in the hell wouldn't you leave immediately to clean yourself up? It completely baffles me. Teehee, just a little accident. Don't worry, it just makes muh curves look sexier. ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ Walls ノ( ノ) "With the only touchdown coming via the D." ( ) North Carolina Panthers. They need to make this, 2 parter. I've had mine for two years now and experienced a lot of the problems mentioned here (sticktion, wobbly throttle handles, and crappy slew control). At least the sticktion can be remedied by regreasing the ball and socket joint with better grease, but I mean come on. For a $400 setup, it shouldn't be an issue in the first place. Another problem I've had is the main PCB went bad in my throttle. Luckily it was just before the two year warranty went out, so I was able to get a new one shipped from Thrustmaster for free. That led to more issues though, where their inventory was wrong. They thought they had throttle PCBs in stock until I placed my order and then they realized, "Oh wait, no we don't. We're fresh out of them and you're going to have to wait a month for us to get new ones in!" So it ended up taking 1.5 months to get to me, but at least it fixed the problem with my throttle. Because T-Mobile has always been amazing 🍆 ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Looks like the Walmart deal is just the console +$50 gift card It would make me shit ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ***NO TABLE-FLIPPING.*** "All scoring plays subject to review" ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ***NO TABLE-FLIPPING EITHER YOU.*** ಠ_ಠ WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A DONG DIES? Hoyer bruh... I was talking about the kick ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Alright, I've had enough. We've been eating our food on the floor for 3 weeks, and I'm tired of it. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) SOL THESE ARE IMPORTANT TABLES THAT WE EAT FROM Hi there. Not sure if ( ͡ ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡ ͡°) or Some may even say he's being a bit reckless (ಠ_ಠ ) ( ) Is she gone....? (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ > (ಠ_ಠ ) ( ಠ_ಠ) Is she gone....? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) This guy really hasn't learned his lesson from the last time he did this. Gosh that must have only been a few months ago Me too, hahahahaha..haha..ha It didn't actually happen. Posts like this make me happy I avoid BFing groups of any sort ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I've always been here. This is for your wellbeing, Solareon. That might be somebody elses juice I was literally watching a video of yours while reading this. I don't know it took fucking ages though you monster but an Ancient one? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Just... wow. Who carpeted those steps? They should be thrown down them Just another tortured soul, just like the rest of us. Downloaded it, icon looks like a penis Hmm.. I do love my 160GB classic, but do I love money more? Not sure if the joke is because they have been retired, or because it's Canada I-is that a scrotum? ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) This is at least 4 years old what the... its been traded?! redeposit something then i guess.... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I'm...not sure what you're getting at here? I mean 19 people certainly went to the hospital. But most probably at the behest of the paramedics and the fact that the hotel was footing the hospital bill. Most cases were for minor symptoms. I'm not downplaying the event at all here or saying that it's no big deal, but the media likes to blow things out of proportions. You know, like they've been doing for years to us in a negative light. -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) She defiantly wants to have sex. And so do I. It's just not worth it to me to risk having a kid. If it were up to her, we would bring it twice a day every day. Fuck maybe she does want a kid Which has far surpassed feminists who give a fuck. Oppression Gay ** ** The only part of Daniel left on the show What if they didn't sent you virus, but it was in .scr because they automatically made it a screensaver -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) I went to high school with Skyler Stone. His real last name is Clipner, and he was an untalented, unfunny hack back then, too It proves that you're a complete fucking fool. Lies and slander BECAUSE LOL account age.. 875 days Why didn't you ask this question in the sticky? Collinsworth is the best in the business my friend. ....it shows him watering it, what's wrong with you? Fist Deeply the Chocolate Shoveler? Add me, katurha ! :) will turn 18 in 1 month, i'm not that annoying but i'm french ( timezones is the real problem ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠ thx for reminding me servers were overloaded last night and half of reddit was bored last night Good.. good.. let the violence take over and completely overshadow everything you want to accomplish... ( ) I'll be honest and say the handful of times I had gone to St. Helens right after high school, I wasn't impressed. I was born and raised in the eastern-metro area (Troutdale, Gresham) and it was a huge step down. I had good family friends who lived out there and bear with me I'm about to oppose my previous statement, it didn't seem THAT bad. My initial opinion of the place was that it was a small little rinky-dink little shit-stain of a town that I had rarely even heard of. But once I stayed a weekend with mentioned friends, I came to a kind of liking to the town. It's not ENTIRELY made up of the tweaking, meth'd out psychopaths like you're probably imagining. You will see them, granted, but they're, from what I've experienced, fairly well-mannered because they're probably avoiding getting arrested. The houses that I've seen vary from country bumpkin farm houses, to average wage 1 story, to those houses that aren't really in town but aren't really out of town at the same time, that are randomly pretty nice. I can't honestly tell you what it's like to live there and be immersed among the population on a day-to-day basis, but I would honestly look into where the slightly higher-income neighborhoods would be, or something of that nature. I'm personally biased to the eastern Portland, Columbia river gorge area but the traffic on I-84 can be a nightmare. This is just my third-party, never actually lived there just visited a few times opinion. Hope you find a great, suitable place to live in the long run. Best of luck.ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ As a Red Dwarf fan for a decade, and now an equestrian, it takes a LOT of effort not to use Smeg as a curse word. filthy casual ┬─┬ノ( ノ) # exactly. their sandalwood is the best i've tried. $25 First ever comment on reddit, so up vote this plz c: Yea, i totally called this. My wife was all like "did you hear discovery is feeding a guy to a snake!?! We should dvr it..." followed by me replying "Seriously" ( ) 21 years and still counting And a tool for Beijing's proper grandma. Which one is worse, hard to say. My gut says China, but when I think about the terrible shit America's Government has been doing, I feel like, fuck it. Both are bad, I don't give a shit anymore. Hahah Mr Krab's like T-Mobile: The Darling of the Mobile Industry. ** ** "...and this is why you can't have nice things." Too soon This whole thread is too cheesy I'm somewhat annoyed that that link was already purple Then you should enjoy this one, since it is *absolutely spot on for the source character material* ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Nigga I love the look on his face though, just like 4 shots of him being I suddenly have this urge to go gay for Alucard It is. So is the PT gear if you don't get it on one of the Soffe contracts, which probably explains how my shorts got the liner sewn in backwards Is... Is that good? ಠ_ *i ain't been lickin ass * > That might sound like a good idea, but it is not. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) This isn't self explanatory at all You only needed one. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) "pls send a popsicle" Dude it's an entirely different ballgame. I spent 4-5 years with only oxyC, hydro, and occasionally morphine when desperate. But this past spring I *finally* got my hands on some pandas. Just be careful... Even if you have a tolerance, these things are crazy. Like, a 10mg line prob woulda been plenty for me, but of course I wanted to get higher and higher and one day did an entire 40 over the course of maybe 8 hours. It was incredible, but I'm surprised I didn't OD. Two days later I was violently puking and dope sick just from that one 40mg. Start slow if you wanna keep it fun ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Motherfucker wants me to donate him money to unlock another animal You know nothing of bad trips I'm not ಠ_ಠing at the "can," I'm ing at the "REAL." I just don't think people who legitimately think there is an anti bills conspiracy deserve to be defended . Maybe an anti reffing conspiracy I can get behind! Selfish people in general, never mind over the mother fucking holidays , can be impossible to deal with. I am so sorry you're dealing with this level of fucktardery :( I will never understand how people do not understand this concept. It is my biggest pet peeve, if you see a worker with their phone out, or carrying a purse does it *look* like they are on the clock and willing to help you? Look for the apps storage in iFile thats how i looked at all of my private images once i got locked out ( ) Man fuck Michigan, fuck those republicans, and fuck anyone that agrees with this ruling. I hope someone refuses you treatment some day for some equally stupid reason and that you fucking die because of it. You should see warframe's community. People just willing to give anything for people to like the game. You should join warframe. It's free and I think you'll like it. Don't worry I think there's someone there to help you out.... Group theory is not even close to set theory ** ** ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Cute in what sense of the word? So totally *not* ADA-compliant I'm going to start using as a verb now I googled it and everything is factual ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ 10-year-old me jumped in there with a bunch of topless Swedish chicks that were up there swimming. Best day of my life up to that point! Haha, good thing the water was freezing. shit. almost forgot about this.. I'll have my sticks sent to you tomorrow! I should just hang on to them though, cuz I'm WINNING this one. I uh... see your username... ( )你裤裆里有条蛇是么，很好…… That Falcon taunt... I wonder how they found that out All those cracked eggs and no washed hands ** ** I wouldn't. Mostly because I had a bad experience with them where they closed my account for "suspicious" activity, wouldn't let me verify my identity, and stole all $25 I had in my account. Into the people... How do you know the right way to cook a human? They don't call you "smegma sundae" for nothing either. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Well if you weren't so closed minded that wouldn't have happened. Can't wait for all the baby boomers and there offspring to die off maybe then we can start fixing this shit hole you guys have left us. Hey Birds ╭∩╮( ) How can you say that What the hell are those plastic cups? Do you eat pizza with sauces? It's a reference. There's a guy on reddit called /u/Warlizard , people always ask him if he's the guy from Warlizard gaming forums, he always responds with " " and gets karma. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) And not just any Apple logo. It looks like it's been crossbred with a ClearBlu stick. Unless she is a he talking about his moobs. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Wait... you got your license suspended because you didn't pay a parking ticket? That happens? Where was your dad. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Yeah, that game... Halo Master Collection hasn't been broken since launch. I bet you're one of those people who don't know what dj-ing actually is Confusing interface my ass. Way to complain about being treated as simpletons for months, then go and prove majority of people really are that stupid in one fell swoop. That last one ( ) I just wanted to be friendly We live in a world which has 'sexist phones' now They're all so *disappointed* in you. "Everything" Even your eyebrows and head? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) WHAT!? Not liking a thing = blackface..... your mic ◡ﾉ( ﾉ) I'M SO MAD I CAN'T DO A NIGHTFALL, BUT I'M NOT GOING TO PAY $20 TO DO SOMETHING NEW IN THIS GAME SO I AM GOING TO COMPLAIN ON REDDIT. The Intelligently done Humor... Can't stand 90% of the American "Comedies" that have come out in the past 10 years. (I'm looking at you, Seth Rogen ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) So shapeways just discovered chainmail? It probably depends on which state. Massachusetts portable breathalyzers aren't sufficient as evidence in court. In fact you can't even mention that a pbt was administered. The officer can use one to get an idea of blood alcohol content but that's the only way it can be used. The reason is because they aren't accurate. Refusing to do field sobriety tests and refusing to be breathalyzered is the smartest way to avoid a guilty on a DUI but you will lose your license for 180 days. Cops will try and get you to take a breathalyzer by saying if you fail it you only lose your license for 30 days. I would imagine most states follow something to this. The most amazing aspect of OUI arrests is that even with MADD and all the drunk driving fatalities OUIs only have about a 10% conviction rate. Any person can tell someone shouldn't be driving if they're too drunk without doing fancy sobriety field tests and breathalyzing them. However the courts (in Mass) are EXTREMELY lenient on OUIs. It's to the point where cops will cut ppl breaks WAY more than you'd think on drunk driving. The thinking is that going to court is a complete waste of time Donde has visto eso?  Seriously? Oh god that sounds so disgusting... I've had a lot of strange coffee/juice combos that were only slightly less disgusting than in theory. But who in their right mind would put any sort of coffee in matcha. Oh nothing just a little bit of brain hemorrhaging, no big deal . Pls bro She was kidding about fart rape, yes? Please say yes Fuck's wrong with you Espero que seja um sonho de creme, sr. Donnutz! -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) When they toe the blue line of silence for there brothers they are bad cops no mater how straight edge they are. It's there job to uphold the law. And no one is above it. A badge doesn't grant extra rights. Me and colleague blowing 2x PS1 Development daughter-boards back in the day that cost $20K each ... ** ** We had a good laugh. He was only half joking though ...what do YOU mean people like *you*? It shows a bolt when charging and hides the battery icon when it's not charging. iOS 8 implemented the charging bolt, except that Apple has a tiny one and I find it ugly. I had a friend who told me that I shouldn't carry with a round chambered. He's not a very bright man. PVE ლ( ლ) Whats there to talk about? What do **YOU** mean people like you? ^ I know what you mean mama ಠ_ಠ 31.5 weeks, miserable, tired-er, if my crotch doesn't hurt, my hips do, and vise versa. My bladder can't hold out for very long at night, but during the day it's just peachy >:( I also have a toddler who needs to be out and about, and I just can't anymore :( She's way to energetic for even just being at home, and now half the time because I'm not eating, I let her graze on small things throughout the day. I also get BH regularly, and my stomach gets so hard I have no choice but to sit, and that's with a TON of water in me I'd say John Key in New Zealand... that said, he also go re-elected... ಠ_ಠ I would lose it I know it's you Shu.. Their argument seems to be "We shouldn't have to do that" and yeah, in a perfect world nobody gets assaulted or raped or harassed and we all live in peace and harmony. But as a former bartender (at strip clubs and more 'raucous' bars, no less) I can bear witness and feel comfortable saying that drink drugging doesn't happen NEARLY as often as it's purported; most likely it's either A) drunk people lose the ability to count/memory gets fuzzy or B) they pre-game it and drink at home before going out, so they can spend less money to have a good time. I've also heard more than once that "Only shots count" They raised 100.000$ within 12 hours. Surely that was the minority of his fans. "yes, even arbeloa has fans" - french bein sports commentator ( ) Lobsters and crabs are the cockroaches of the ocean And still here waiting for TaiG Mac support What's a spine Yes So sweeeeet More for me u mad? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Do you like skyline this guy I am in my early twenties and this looks like something I would wear /u/PleaseRespectTables ノ( ノ) Let's hope so Urge to kill rising ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Indeed haha Who went into the archives? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I fell this whole bob Zmuda flip out was staged. He did The exact same thing on wtf with Marc maron. ITT: racists whining about being called racists. This took a dark turn ಠ_ Arg!! I'm sitting on a plane right now at DFW (Dallas Airport) leaving. Why didn't you post this yesterday when I had time to visit them!!! These sluts ain't loyal. Tsk tsk Then what about boyfriends? Barry, people like you don't get the girl. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I probably won't even want to breastfeed once this spawn is born because my toddler daughter taps me out on a daily basis He loves it! The other day he even suggested I put black eyeliner on my lips so he could see what I look like with a black lip (I did end up doing it...just for him) I'm glad I'm having another winter baby ಠ_ಠ "Sorry honey, it's too cold to go to the park". I think we last went about 3 weeks ago after a massive snow storm that cleared out in no time because, yay, sudden warm weather. However, I am now done :/ My hips hurt, my pelvis hurts, and my stomach gets so hard that standing hurts :( I can't wait to have this baby...well...I can, it least until January ಠ_ಠrubs neckbeard Where's the shoulder boulders? I hear both can be tasty, yet I have tried neither. Nope. You're the only one. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Hey aren't you ಠ_ಠ from the forums? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Unless you recently pissed off a clan of ninjas recently your head won't just randomly fall off while texting I...that...so many words ┬─┬ノ( ノ) 2ノ( ノ) Illegally. Get chibbed. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) YOU WENT INTO THE ARCHIVES DIDN'T YOU You guys all forgot about MUFC #istillbelieve Jesus, did Gia also get married? Ah. Ze Germans. Again. They should have divided the cost of the painting by his yearly wage and given him that amount of years in prison. Prick But then he would know where she lives It's good keep changing up the schedule, mannerisms, routines, and people. Toddler/preschool aged kids get super rigid and can't handle change (see my two kids... ) and you just repeat this mantra "Sometimes things are different, and it's okay." Over and over until it sinks into their little heads. tl;dr dude wtf I was trolling, how dedicated can you get to internet arguments -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) What is going on with that dude's belly button There is nothing play about it (⌐■_■)( )>⌐■-■ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) My SO's friend died on the street, homeless and cold. all I could think about was the card from cards against humanity." by making homeless people into wifi hotspots", I giggled and didn't get any for a week. The only thing I could ever muster in response to these messages is this look. In fact I strongly suggest, that you use this emote as your default answer to any of her communications. "Can you stop taking your meds?" - "Look at your dogs, don't you wanna come back already?" - "We are worried because you're not listening to us anymore!" - Only a Jedi would pose a judgemental, hypocritical statement like "only a Sith deals in absolutes", which in itself is an absolute ( ) no https ? Poor Captian America, his superhero film acting career was over after Fantastic 4... Wait. "Bench 10 plates" to be more precise because they were banging another 2 10kg plates on each side. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Thanks, I grabbed it, but why is this app liked? It doest have many features, and always seems to go to this stupid page where it tells me what I last added? Of which i find annoying. Oh it's on Yep like dexter for example. Yeah, sure ma.... Wait a minute..... I get to 40 when i charge What you did there... I see it Bunch-o-hard drives but no raid. It would be pretty handy to swiftcast Stoneskin ll to get everyone ready for the next big attack. -*sees it cannot be used during battle*- I remember when comics got a chuckle out of just three panels. Come at me sis ლ( ლ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Please don't be my upstairs housemates. They get up at 6 a lot (I don't have to get up until 7, often) and the walls are almost literally made of cardboard. I hear *everything* No, fuck you and these posts. Why are highly rated comments below this deleted? I hope you kicked him in the balls WTseriousF?! *rolls eyes* Yep. Fucking annoying. I also can't stand the 'countdown' posts. I unfollow people like this It's not that I don't like the holidays, I just don't need to be reminded every second thanks. Now post it to FB so you can show everyone else and be a passive aggressive bitch to her once everyone else tells her about it ;) LMAO!!! My husband would kill me if I did something like this, but like hell someone is brushing my kid off for a nasty habit "Students do not have to be in dress code..." ┬─┬ノ( ノ) why not using .GIFV? Yep, BH 26ish weeks with my first, about 23 weeks with this one. I did see your update, but just know it's not uncommon. You'll probably start getting them a little more frequently now. They say it 'shouldn't be' painful, but everyone is different. My stomach goes so rock-hard that I have trouble standing Cramps come if I keep pushing to walk too much after that point. No idea what's going on here. What I downloaded via this link is the iphone app and it's not universal. Ajnabi go to the "Developer app" section, it shows 4 versions of the app, separate free and pro version for iphone and ipad. And it says I don't have any of those 4 installed and it is not showing up under purchased either. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) If he understood 'why' this is happening to you, would he be better prepared to watch what he says? Aka, if he read a book or a couple of websites. It sounds like he just needs to arm himself, and be a little "gentler" on those hormonal shifting days. They are frustrating and sometimes for no reason except something fell on the floor I got kicked for not sniping on 2fort. Nicer than your wife's? I saw a guild advertisement, "We are a family and newbie-friendly guild. We love helping up our members gear up, raiding casually, and making sure everyone has fun!" The guild's name was "Pure Evil" As someone playing HandRecombobulock, I can tell you from experience that if a whirling gets out turn two, or even worse turn ONE, you are dead if you can't get rid of it. 3 games I've played against a shame with a turn two Whirling. 2 of them I had Dark Bomb, the other one I didn't. I think you can guess what happened that one game... Theboozehound confirmed arsehole of the evening Urg!! That is just fucking rude I hope TW gets what's coming to her. Can NL complain to HR that this women is harassing her with 'rumours', and get her reprimanded? Semi-related: I worked at a place where if you were in the building, even on your breaks/lunch or arrived early, it was fair game to call you into the operatory of the person you weren't even working for!! They would pay you, but it's still not acceptable in the law to not be given proper breaks. I ended up eating a lot of sushi in those 3 months Fucking assholes >:( Bosses seem to forget that their employees are not invincible immortals Fuck them all sideways since the majority of them are huge ass-wiped >:( Nah... Already tried not working ┬─┬ノ( ノ) on our money ya goof I am not sure if you are mocking me or having the same problem You're absolutely correct. It's always always always BETTER to set up as new phone. Then jailbreak, and then restore your stuff. I personally even go so far, as to download all my apps manually from the AppStore again. Only restoring contacts, music and books. This way I can be sure that none of the corrupt settings (if there were any) make it to this fresh new jailbreak... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Those combosounds Thanks :) Sadly my daughter could are less about TV Commercials hold her attention for all of 2 minutes. It's frustrating. How are you dealing with the side effects? Are currently going through menopause ? Do still need to take any medicaments? I have my check up on January - everything seems ok after my second lap but I'm scared that this is also my future Had to assume he wasn't. I mean look at his taste in characters ༼ ༽︻̷̿┻̿═━一 ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Syntaxノ( ノ) He has that top button done I'm one of those that hopped on way early for the aurora and now I just lurk daily to see what everyone else buys. I'll just have to work for my ships. Well, you can always just copy-paste it, which is probably what I would do if I weren't on mobile. On Alien Blue, it's in the drop-down menu when you're writing a comment. You swipe it down, then over, and voila! There is a " " button. Haha Very funny, my school. I see the pharmacology book.. Stop feeding your kitty experimental psychedelics for karma pictures. Tough to clean the Olaf costume though after each rental.... If you clean it at all. ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Wait a minute! Simple by looking at the picture I didn't even know we had a basketball team. Gotham is not working at all,enlightened iOS is only calendar theming, Odin is some icons not theming I changed around 5~8 icons only 1 worked; calendar The end.. what the holy hell What are they then? You guys are a CATastrophy waiting to happen. Thea killed Sara while Merlyn watched. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) My life for Aiur... Whoa, that's intense. Sorry you had to go through that, Brorista. And trained... I'm not sure what to say to that, truthfully. What, pray tell, was the concoction she wanted anyway? A latte that just became needlessly complicated when she orders it? If that's the case, I imagine the "trained girls" are just saying yes and making a L anyway. Wow. 😥Thanks! I'm sorry for the confusion.. Slavery is illegal c'mon Oh my god I just popped a boner ** ** You jizzed on your 3DS? No game no life ### Pls refer to rule 7 ( ). /r/Men_In_Panties Not sure if ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) or would be more appropriate to use right now... Nox in 80% CDR Some people don't math. I can't even remember the format for a Chinese address. The last time I did that was in 2011 for an exam ( ) Read that as being conceived... In both shows i have seen him in he has a tragic past where his fiancé was murdered. Midori ಠ_ಠs at her darling little bro. "Same time as always." "Go to bed, Kusaru." Midori sighs and gets up to lock the door, and also put the dead bolt into place so he can't get back in. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Link right meow pls Careful OP may be a spy. Nice try OP ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I am not sure if that was hilarious or awful Haha yeah never thought of just taking a bath. ( ) ....did you just compare the Chiefs to the Jaguars? But....that was..... When I wear dunks for the first time, they usually squeak No flashing He knew exactly what he was looking for.... I'm at 3115 at the moment. God damn it, its 2 steps forward and one back ┬─┬ノ( ノ) $6 , sorry That username that username Thanks for the encouragement Wait, that's not a question. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ...or unless you're protoss. It's like he's trying to communicate... I'll look it up. Spoiler tags the end of a link, doesn't spoil tag the actual text with the giant spoiler. You know something? Fuck. Her! You had EVERY right to snap. Just because she's a hotty-totty person with a medical degree, it doesn't mean she can disregard you in the way she did. this reminds me of a teacher that made us write a quick one page message to ourselves, this was to be given back to us when we graduated. She totally forgot No poors pl0x. Do you know how much a police officer costs? My taxes are high enough! NCPD is understaffed and at the rate they get paid they could never write enough tickets to make up their salary. I have never received an automated speeding or red light ticket, and if you have, you should be more careful. We need to slow down in general, the speed limit on sunrise highway in Freeport is 35, many people speed past me at 50 or 60 mph. This is the first case of a literal "mangina" I've ever seen. ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ Those fingernails ┬─┬ノ( ノ) This needs to be 1920x1080 Haven't done one since freshman year highschool ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) And on that bombshell .... Seriously i'll start posting pictures of clouds for "never know" karma. dPix Fantasy The squat racks are typically the only exception I would say. But where else would people do their curls? I agree but it's one of the few cases where you feel you've seen a whole movie after seeing the first one. I'm at you Matrix 2 and 3, Pirates of the Caribian 2 and 3, and Harry Potter 7. ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Thanks. But I'll never get through Biella's book if you keep giving me reading material and showtunes. Oh my god... can this stop being posted? I get you, but you still don't get me. I didn't say OP was openly gay. Isn't it lovely of our government to get rid of an early cancer detection tool ಠ_ಠ ? I'm also pretty pissed about the cuts they're making to preventative dental care for lower income children, though that's provincial, not federal. I think all, ALL, child care of any sort should be covered under OHIP. So dumb /r/ooer, it would sell hammocks, onions, potatoes,cane broken computers. The employes would all be this guy , and they would only yell at you. No normal talking or grammar either. (╯ ）╯︵ ┬─┬ You have cancer I felt like shit with my first until about halfway through my second trimester. I started really hating the end of the third trimester only because my poor groin got pulled at 15 weeks, and DD's weight just weighed too heavily on me down there I thankfully didn't work at all with my first, but my toddler *IS* work while with this one :/ Oh, the number of times I call someone in this circumstance and they say "can you put that in an email?"... You sure about that? They're lowering the income cutoff for preventative dental for children from about $43K to $28K. Though I'm okay with the liberal government, I am so not okay with this :/ I am a former dental assistant, and preventative care is so important and it breaks my heart. Why can't they just catch the fat-cat tax evaders and make *them* pay for all this ?! Boils my blood. More like brother-zoned. Google this post's title Don't Drink and Drive ...whatchu doin'? Oh fuck them! An emergency is an emergency. I hope you said something to the owner because that kind of an attitude is terrible. Would they have preferred you left your toddler home alone ?! Frack! Some people have zero tact :/ ( ) Gastric band.... Yep. We've got a pos (as in shit) sql app that hangs constantly. The solution is to log out of terminal server and back in. One of my peeps called today and after she described the issue I said a log out would fix it. She said she already logged out and when she logged back in the application was still open and hung. I had her log out and back in while I watched and, what do you know, it worked. Today I used the school bathroom for the first time in years. Aaaaaaand never again ~~(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง HADOUKEN (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง~~ (งಠ_ಠ)ง i^meant^sharingan^^im^so^sorry (ง )ง Hey fellow BrMo. I try the TV route, but my daughter won't have any of it :( She's too active and has the attention span of a cricket If I disappear to just change a load of laundry, I get an ear-full. So. Frustrating. :/ Enough, both of you! ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ >Today I used the school bathroom for the first time in years. Aaaaaaand never again oh yay another euro company is coming over....... ... why didnt they bring it to there freaking home country to begin with If it's not scanned in high resolution, it can't be magically made into high resolution. its easier to hate on a division when you're large in numbers. After that, 38-4 turns Into "LOOK AT THE TEAMS THAT YALL WON AGAINST" (like they were all cupcake teams) > Today I used the school bathroom for the first time in years. Aaaaaaand never again Thanks for copying my comment I am 18. I've been told that I look like Jim Gaffigan. Fuck. Thats what I said.. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Oh so you're *that* kid HUH ) ノ( ノ) I'm watching you. therapists.com > I'm debating renting mine out Lmao!! His teacher would look at it like wtf mady16. That, my good sir, I do not know Right when I read this she was talking on its always sunny on my tv in the background are you magic? I have to point out that no one actually made storyworld feel the way he did... Take responsibility for how YOU make yourself feel. We're gonna heap praise on devs working past 8pm? ( ) Actually, I can basically do everything a Level 100 mon can at the club. The honorary member system just means I don't recieve the same shades as my fellow members, and on a side note M4 doesn't treat me with the same respect. But I still get a vote on our adventures, new opinions of the club, and whatever issues we face. ***However***, I no longer can participate in inclusion (allowing mons into the club) votes anymore thanks to M4's stupid rule -Aipom J   ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Is that a fat joke? We're not *all* jolly... I think it's time that Michigan realizes that they don't have the same allure they once did. I could easily see :D or maybe even ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ going to Michigan if the offer was right. But for them to think that they can pull a big name like ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) is straight up delusional. And don't even get me started on the rumors. He's not leaving the situation he's in to go to Michigan. Nope, totally not alone ;) My daughter being strapped in when she's not willing is just asking for trouble I'm so freakin' thankful my husband's work is amazing about families and pregnancies. Hell, they were amazing when I was going through a bad illness :) They rock ...in most regards, lol! You and me both ;) We *did* have something like this, but the place shut down :( Now the closest one to us, about 30 minutes away, is the last time I heard being threatened to close down for more 'mall space storage'. GODDAMMITSOMUCH Diet white chocolate Fuck bitches, get money ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Damn... I saw this change earlier and forgot they were at 12.66 not 13.66, so I saw the range with the low-end at 13 and thought, "that's nice, keys are starting to go down." Guess not... Oh a bomb explosion joke OH GOD. Why does this stupid joke have to get reposted practically every day "Grup" Wrong every Looks like Little Caprice. Catswithbenefits... ^ this irreverent sarcasm proves my point. Oh good, hadn't had one of these in awhile all this commotion makes it hard to trust anyone... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Dat username tho ( ) Steam Sale hasn't even started. And why are you linking to 9gag? Omigod i need these precious puppies in my life or Estrogen will explode out of me. I had to buy that guy a new hat last time that happened. I thought Brett Morris died in a horrible accident, he never left the dragons . You're an asshole. Is this not normal? My first kiss and every one since have been from the same guy. His has always been cold, so I assumed this is just how tongues were. He's using his pads. Not his nails. So no scratches. You know, everyone uses the "baby holding an apple" euphemism but I think this is the first time that phrase could be used without hyperbole... Me - You = Okay, who is the one who bought the entire batch of Bianchi hats? This is the first time a comment has ever made my face literally go like this . He said press F, not D ! So how else would you do it in css... because using your friend's kid as an aphrodisiac is the greatest of ideas you edited that ‎ I played #1 so much. Wtf I completely forget this thing existed ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) \ / Best not. The fucking jerk... not recognising quality work ...What season nine... And you took the time to stop and tell us??! By preset emotes do you mean the emojifier? You can get by typing angry and emojifying it. You just became a dad. ┌∩┐( )┌∩┐ I was born in Pittsburg and raised in West Virginia. It was kinda always around me. You don't even sport. I don't think you like sports. You can't just cry out secrets of friends to other people who don't know. Mums womb? Dois anos de reddit e ainda reclama de downvote . Urzok is easy but the amount of knights shooting me while I kill him is so damn high that I always die and end up nit finishing urzok YOU SOLD A FUCKING FIRE SERP FN FOR 195K? Had to take the dog out just now. Someone in the street had their lawn sprinklers on. Oh man! My daughter has also dropped her nap 3/4 of the time, and if she does nap, it's too late for me to nap because I've either had a mocha or adrenaline has taken over and I can no longer nap. Being pregnant and not being able to nap is torture :( I totally feel ya on that Pancakes I've found that when I've gone as a tank and healer and did a great job, I get 0....then I go in as a low level bard in a guild hest and get 2. $3.99........ Holy fucking fuck ಠ_ಠ This sounds like my older goddamn SIL. For 10.5 years, we've travelled up there because she's a cunt, gets mad if something isn't her way just because she was a teenage mom and feels entitled to everyone bending to *her* rules (and my MIL and FIL enable the behaviour ), and she can't compromise. My husband can't stand her because she is that much of a selfish bitch. His younger sister is slowly starting to follow in her footsteps. It's sad :/ All I can say is selfish people who can't compromise...like...ever can go the fuck to hell ಠ_ಠ All I can say is next year will be our own traditions. We aren't bending over backwards for anyone with two kids of our own in the mix. Not for Birthdays, not for Easter, not for Thanksgiving, nothing. Husband and I have had enough of 'compromising' with selfish ass-twats thanks No judgement! Everybody's got their own tastes. *judges silently in the distance* > TIL $400,000 per year is "very low"... I didn't ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Did the survey say teddy bear or just teddy? . Maybe a lacy one? We live in a pretty highly inflated market area as well. We rent an entire townhouse in a nice area, but for some reason, it seems like every time we think we can own, we hear that by the time we can (aka once our student debt is completely gone, and we already don't have consumer debt other than a mini-van), the government decides 'let's just make it even harder for new owners to make their way into the market' They already changed the rules twice since we've moved into this townhouse 4 bloody years ago!!! Fuck. Off!!! Y u do dis? Typo in title: did should be didn't. I'd be a bit worried, because I'm a dude Galvao is 100 percent correct on the top part. That is false evolution, everyone should know that this simplified straight line evolution isn't correct. Category: (Anime with the most plot) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Can confirm. I started playing ranked just to get draft back While her arrest may have been bullshit, she's standing there with a sign about tax dollars being flushed down the toilet yet is, evidently, perfectly happy to take $100K from the taxpayers Not Dido "The Final Lap cloud guy" ... Cool so we get to play Destiny on PC in 2016? Exactly. Do you live in a truck or something? When you play against Garen all your hear is DEMACIA!!!! but when you play as Garen you get "Don't worry, I'm coming." ‎ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) My previous employers were like this. There were times when I would literally beg them to give us time, as part of our normal duties, to actually *document shit*. I was just spinning my wheels. I still random texts from guys in the old shop, asking me about something I worked on while I was there. And then they have the stones to ask me *"Why didn't you document this?"* ** ** "Chunks". "of hymen" If this is mental illness why is nobody helping this dude, is he homeless or just a bat shit artist? So many questions ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Yeah, but it takes at least 9 months to conceive another child, plus time until he's able to eat grapes on his own... That's more time consuming than cutting grapes /( )\\ ( ) Sometimes I wish I could tell my daughter this However, her grabbing at my shirt, and giving her unborn sister kisses and raspberries is next to impossible because CUTE!! Though I don't wish a stranger to raspberry your belly...like...ever. Lol!!! If she had capitalized B that would have made far more sense, and less likely to be misconstrued as booby. House Spicer == Ancient Guild of Spicers because last name. Oh lordy...I guess this is what I get to look forward to My daughter wants to play in the snow sans mits. We let her for all of 5 minutes so she wouldn't get frost bite. The most we can do is put her in a snowsuit. Everything else is a lost cause :( *sigh* NO With two centers in, Meyers shot a three. Argoina... That would be awesome Well that never concerned me until now. good god... is that a CD-i game? Their real names are always "Ramdeep Manass" or something .....Jim never tickles *my* testicles with his beard.... That new kidney grill style is amazing! Dropped two vanes and now it looks supa-hella hot! Looks like purple nerds candy The way Brutus talks about torture like he's a Master Chef It's from 'wanted' with James McAvoy I think. Not Tomb raider. I am disappoint. They said "not a countdown to the release of WoW" - so that only means it won't be released in 12 days right? They could still release the release date then, amiright? ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) > ( ) ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That's just nasty I know a 21 yr old in college who's mom still puts her hair in a ponytail for her every morning Was thinking toilet cubicle Everything? they were talking about a porno they saw, calm down op. ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) The Western Conference, where the reign.ing champs are the seventh seed Antony's funeral speech But then he'd know my username! And I don't need him knowing that Why not come up to Washington You mean to tell me that people can actually be... generous? I read the title as Sydney eye and was expecting a butthole. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ** ** Aw man, I feel ya - my partner's going on holiday to Ontario next year and I suggested grabbing a prepay SIM while she's there (intl. roaming is hella pricey), and I was looking at plans like . I mean, they're not bad, but they make ours look so nice and simple. -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) I that said the most *comical* penis. What are they going to do with that? Are they to make the multitasking view into a pseudo-Chrome view where multiple pages are treated as apps? This isn't really new as desktop computers already have it, but their phones only have 1GB of RAM ( ) Lol yes that's awesome. Let's just hold the entire organisation to ransom why don't we. Same has been happening on my 2010 Mac Pro after Yosemite upgrade. I would always tease my husband for his butterfingers.... Now I'm worse than him! "some s chassis" theres a z in there . but they are all really pretty so ill let it go :P ( ) A rag I think. I've heard the phrase "on the rag" before I crafted my first BS piece a few days ago. And then I was told about the Savage Blood requirements to upgrade it. Where *we* would furiously scratch his head??! "reconstruction" ┬─┬ノ( ノ) And what a night it was! I would hear more of, "yeah I saw him stealing things, touching others, shouting out, and refusing to follow directions. But YOU'RE the teacher!" **But how do we know that it is really her inside that burqa, and not a NINJA??????** ლ( ლ) Been there Black lines between the colours? Joking about sexuality and AIDS. You're going to fit in great in Seattle. The guy holding the cake looks like he's stealthily masterbating his pecker ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Women get smegma too. Shall we start mutilating women then too? So many folds down there, must be really unhygenic! I don't want a rimjob from santa the fuck do you think you're doing ornate mace I hate this place Remembered this from Apple TV How do I force a cpu into basic human instincts Go back to where you came from. Who the fuck does this? Memebot here: This is not an approved meme. Please resubmit and include a question mark (?) or official mememark ( ) thank you ... The fact that it doesn't say what specific animal... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) or you could just call their phone and make it a bit more personal Dar pe Ponta? He never said what part the friend was inside! :D .... I feel you... I have summoned 7 Brans ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) dude, his comment history shows he comments on /r/rescuedogs, and is looking for another dog cuz one of his just died recently. ** ** It's all fun and games for you till YOU want a divorce. Check your spelling there Taric, calm yourself. I have a Vince carter 1/500 rookie card that was worth $1,000 15 years ago.. I should have sold it I haven't submitted yet but took it. Waiting for requester to respond before I submit. Hopefully he answers before it expires. not gonna question your fetishes What the actual shitting fuck ┬─┬ノ( ノ) OK That would be awesome . ┬─┬ノ( ノ) "It's 3:55 and I accidentally just drank my piss" ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Look up to the skies ( ) It has trading cards. If anything? Sorry for thinking. ////\ಠಠ ಠಠ/\\\\ Gold? For this comment? Touchè To be fair, if you give a kid this game to play he may lose! Torterra looks good, but the others look like they need to be watered. badly Fireball whisky and strawberry nesquik This is the second time I've seen this "last time" bullshit. Why is there air in that dick? Or right out of middle school ( ) 〜(ಠ_ಠ〜) ┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘ (〜ಠ_ಠ)〜 ＼(_ಠ＼( )／ಠ_)／ yakuza is angry dancing ಠ_ಠ I originally read it as Christ Stewart and i was like My brother had a stewart jersey, so I took him To the game against the Sabres a while back and he didn't wear it and i was like Different melons ┬─┬ノ( ノ) 13:45 "You will definitely have kids." Can't stop watching.... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) The 2nd period. I can't drink away the problem either because that'll make me miss the 3rd. ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ I kept on looking for the word penis in the after pic I definitely will. On a side note, Lopex is the name of an antidiarrheal drug for seniors wtf Blizzard My penis is 8-bytes long Not sure if "Therapist" or "The Rapist" So who started doing this whole "hey is this ____ from the _____ gaming forums -> " thing first, you or Warlizard? I hope for your grandmother's sake, you're not serious.... You should probably research that better. Most don't make that. Or if it's so easy and great apply. From season 1? Wow, I just finished watching season 4 Oh shut the fuck up a "huge" favor ( ) > > > > > 24%* ┬─┬ノ( ノ) This makes me sad ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Uh... What a douche much?! ಠ_ಠ Go wake the fucker up with your toddler. Throw them on the bed, and don't let him sleep. Then rush out and sing 'happy birthday motherfucker!' Windows Vista? **( )** Are you the guy that responds to comments with ? did you really address your stuff to Lindsay Timberlake I think I'm gonna see about doing a petition or something so this doesn't get caught by the spam filter every week Oh my ducking goodness Right.... I dom't think i'm ready for that Subreddit Rules No. ( ) ( ) TBH what really concerns me is how the fuck does Thorin know we have good pizza and stuff. Seriously how random are his sources that? Apparently only the 2010 edition of these decks are easy enough, I've had them in 2012 and 2013 but they're still a bit hard (got some simple cards from them though). Teaching a 6 years old is harder than what's currently possible Hey, aren't you that guy from the Gaming Forums? A while back, someone decided to just spam every single comment of his with "*are you from the Warlizard gaming forums?*", and he would always respond "* *", so now it's a big weird Reddit in-joke. What device is assigning IP addresses? If a device connects to AP 1, will it be on a different subnet than a device that connects to AP 2? Can they ping each other? I recently was gifted a Cisco Aironet 1250 and the Chromecast wouldn't work on it. Did some googling and it turned out I needed to enable some snooping thing or something. Followed the directions and now it works. Someone more helpful will probably come along and give you some better advice, I hope. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) she had me at ┌( )┘ Texts on computer? > Really dude? One of the pictures is the Lockscreen. > Coming off kinda strong buddy. Not sure if I offended you... Son of a bitch... Oh, Hi dad. Have we talked before? Yeah unauthentic smile. Ya went and did it ಠ_ಠ, ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ? I'm so glad my mom decided that beanie babies will be my inheritance. A dog I owned with an ex of mine chewed threw the cord of my zapper ** ** Would you mind me asking in which city is it located and where you're from? Because there're some agencies that deals with selling homes and advertising them both nationally and inter... With some fees of course That's a funny way to spell blackmail. Hey aren't you the from the guy Gaming Forums? welcome to the jungle.... ლ( ლ) You got sod? Thank you for saying that. A few friends told me they would "support my decision either way," as in suggesting I have a baby to keep the relationship in tact. Nooooooooo But who's the father? God dammit I fuckin feel you. My homegirl forreal asked me if I got mine from Target's women's section ┬─┬ノ( ノ) brb...need to blow chunks... Kusaru gives her a stare "Common... pleaseeeee tell me?" :3 It was out of "respect" as Maggie said. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Absolutely filthy I mean, the story goes that everything he touches with his hand would turn into gold... How often do you touch your poop? ‎ What, a Muslim doing something violent? That's new. It's such a peaceful religion. I feel you on that. I just graduated college officially today and have work tomorrow (Im a substitute teacher and have to be in by 720) so I can totally agree. However it was all worth it. The experience was something I will *never* forget. My only regret is leaving school September of 2012 to go to boot camp. Should have I waited and finished, yeah, and would have I walked with all my buddies yes. My only regret but at least my choice to leave school was still worth it. I'm glad today though that I plan on never ending my education. Starting in January I'm going back to my cc to get my cert I'm teaching history(7 credits!) than on to special Ed than on to a tedious praxis than concerned parents. I'm sorry for this daunt and horn tooting but I got to into this. I leave your thread to you. The never ends Like those videos where people throw boiling water and it turns into snow. Except its semen... Snow-semen... Snowmen You are now tagged as " " for me. What happens when Christians try to make a Harlem Shake video Easy. Make it use his current user, and whenever he should reply with you just add it to a queue with a random time so it's harder to detect as being a bot. Oh and I'm smoking that good good right now Addition= None that I know, its a popular image, i had a good idea for a caption so thats my only connection to it. This guy just reposted my post in a different sub Steak? For breakfeast? nope nope nope nope Ok so I fucked this up. Whatever it's my first post. > "I drove until I ran out of gasoline" ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ god dammit are you trying to be the lead in a horror movie? I agree, but it's just so paranoid. If you are going for that level though, then why are you asking here? Isn't there an /r/paranoid or something? .... Hey, aren't you that guy from the Gaming Forums? Why did you post this in the BF3 subreddit? "human plz" Honey boo boo's all grown up Hey aren't you that gaming forum from guy Warlizard? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) No NSFW allowed; Bad! ^ This is some sound advice OP. Your SO sounds ungrateful I'm on pregnancy #2. I've never spotted/bled, not even implantation, I've had the cramping, and I've never miscarried. I was, and still am, paranoid at 32 weeks This is our last and final child and pregnancy because I'm not doing well with being pregnant and having a small child :( Both ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Don't make me jealous. So, you throw it on the ground? I can relate mama :/ I look forward to every Friday night because the weekends mean hubs can take over my daughter and I can rest, and at 32 weeks, I need the rest Schalke vs Real Expecting another massacre. I'm a side sleeper, and my hips are killing me :( Nevermind needing to pee. After I pee, sometimes I can't get back to sleep. Then when I can, I have a morning where my toddler is about to wake up and I need to nap or have an OB appointment Like today for example. Up at 4am to pee, hips killing me, appointment is at 9:45. Still haven't slept again >:( don't rush him Your username... Adore is by far my most favourite album :) It probably has the least amount of songs I didn't like on it compared to SD for example. Hell, I can't stand 3/4 of Gish I wonder how much of your karma came from comments that contained nothing but " ". That just offended me. Not really made me cringe. But still MFW my grandfather is 76, lives in Victoria and just bought a car recently. And reddit made the damn site die so I can't see who it was. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) >"Alf plz" I agree with the cpa, pay them back the net and have them fix the rest as it was their mistake, and they paid out the taxes incorrectly along with your overpayment. Give them what you owe them and let them figure out the rest of the clusterfluff on their own. They're probably at a loss because I would imagine their bookkeeper is a slacker. # You broke up with her because she spent virtual money? Now complete the Gummi Routes Apparently I didn't imply sarcasm has heavily as I wanted to ... HER name is Lady The guy is in space, and he says he just talked to his wife 15 minutes ago in Houston. Is anyone else amazed by this? You can just have telephone conversations from Earth, with people in space .. Holy fucking shit! Australia's got a +8 3/4 hour time zone Nigga no, you don't fucking go there thank you, professor science Just picked pocket inf yesterday.... Aww- The guy in that picture would absolutely murder me if told to do so. I can see it in his eyes... ** ** <-- This is my face when you guys don't do the {PoP!} Browmaster Zero lag, yet it shows no demonstration . /r/dataisbeautiful disapproves Seriously? Yep... The people I run into... Why would you *want* to? Explain to us how this vacuum under the pot effects the inside of the pot Happy holidays from the power company Oh I think it was successful alright. It's making more money than the gold in Smaug's lair Yes. If you lose your phone, you have no chance in life.... Tony Abbot is the new Australian version of George Bush It's overused because there's a lot of commentary and content on this aggregation site we call Reddit. Embrace your disgust and disdain. They will be your greatest tools for preserving the sanctity of your sanity. Maybe he did right after... Dude All I can add to that: ... ಠ_ಠ Stop it Jesus, I sure hope my soon to be ex doesn't do this. Just came to the conclusion on the drive to work this morning that I won't be queuing heroic dungeons on my DK tank anymore until they can provide a better reward than 50 resources and a satchel with an agi flask in it. Even the inn dailies give you worthless shit 99% of the time. It amazes me how little they decided to incentivize heroic dungeons this time around. Once you're geared past heroic, what's the point? Tiny chance for warforged that gets you 6 iLevel over a regular 630? Woo! 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I sincerely hope the DAN has become wiser since then. -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) At first I was like I get it now! At first all I saw was a guy rubbing his ass on a chicks vajigger ಠ_ Don't give them to my apartment neighbors. Last winter, I came home to an apartment full of solvent fumes because our neighbors decided to use a ton of spray paint in our enclosed basement. When I opened the basement door to see what happened, I was greeted by a cloud of paint. Oh you mean 10 years ago when we didnt have such technological advances. Thank you, you definitely rep your username very well Roose, Ramsay & Walder are TPTWP, AA and LH. Why is there card board in your j? Or tea or lemon grass? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) So... pay some of your hard earned money to give an asshole a free funny magnet? Sign me up! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻︵┬─┬︵ ┻━┻︵┬─┬ノ( ノ) At least I can spell "journalism" correctly Not sure if ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) or . console peasant This is where you buy him an Alienware to teach him a lesson about sibling rivalry Definitely the community. Everyone on this subreddit is like a huge family. I've been here for less than two months and I already feel like I'm a part of something bigger than I could ever be by myself. You guys bring a smile (and sometimes a ) to my face every time I open up Reddit. I love you all. Aliens landed?! I missed it??!! Fock... Loot cave much? ( ) What a fucking asshat. ( ) ( ) US only? What a kidder. So... Hows africa? Not that kind of love Got Xmas Kirin ... What now ? Not a question, but; that moment when you realize the 1 million points dude lives in your own city mini crit against demoman He's like still no price change. this is a first time for the pocket gamer advent calendar though. Why are there 81 unread texts? This bugs me ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠ How is he not hard? What the fuck If I was him, I'd have my username also be a bot. That bot would scan my unread inbox for "Are you the guy from...." and auto-reply with (╯ ）╯︵ ɥɐbuoou Agreed' another WN regular here. It's not surprising their CLE to IAD flight flopped and has already been canceled. I used it in October; my girlfriend and I were two of the maybe 15 people on board. I'm very tall and I wasn't expecting the seats to be so closely spaced. We were sitting just behind the exit row. After it became apparent the plane was nearly empty, I politely asked the flight attendant if we could move up a row. In the most apathetic tone possible, she sighed and said I was free to move up if I had a credit or debit card handy to pay the upgrade fee. I read it as Tony Stark ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) OI!!! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Aries and Cupid... so lucky... something solid I can fall back on for perspective are documentaries, I don't care to immerse myself an academic field just to prove that there is a breadth of obfuscation which leans however far towards corruption, when I see something like 'inside job' then I can think ok big money is *that* corrupt at its core. Same with House of Numbers, they talk about AZT in that doco, so I google it expecting some previous controversy, nope, surprise, its still a thing... So I guess when it involves myself I just have to dig as deep into the truth as required to not feel ignorant or vulnerable to whatever scale of corruption. yep there is basically my outlook on life..on reddit Why must it be an old trampoline? FUCK ACTIVISION! well then What thought process do you go through to come up with that answer? Isn't that the one that costs like $4000 your. own. questions. ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Midori just s at the line of super personal questioning. "Buuzi?" "BOO-see " ( ) Nigga > ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ > What's up with those hairy pits? "premades are for girls" Midori could have gone without knowing how much Kusaru thinks about her sex life with Arashi. Seriously, that's more than a little creepy. She keeps up the ಠ_ಠ face. "We're not talking about this." She then shovels a large amount of food in her mouth and keeps ing at Kusaru. Midori chews her food and has no response but . The appears to be permanently etched on Midori's face and she shrugs. "You can try." ┬─┬ノ( ノ) weird reflex coming from you, /u/foreskinpiranha Aww, I feel so bad for you Midori keeps up the in the face of Kusaru's 'threat's. Costco used to have Tabasco hot sauce as a condiment but no more Italy Midori keeps up the ಠ_ಠ face and then starts to chuckle, but suddenly freezes as her face is indeed stuck in the ಠ_ಠ position. "Oh no!" she gasps, patting her face. "It's too late!" Yes, my thoughts exactly. How can you go from never talking about this person to hanging out with them twice in the span of one week. And doing something as personal as working out together ノ(ಠ_ಠノ )LOWER YOUR BORLANDS ノ( ノ) ( ) Is it me, or are his eyes a little lopsided? Hey, don't disparage Lupe Fiasco like that No. Let's not. yes. no. How much comment karma do you have from posting alone? You could probably buy a small boat, I imagine! Do it gently. It's my first time to go down a well, senpai. TMI? ( ) Could've at least made a new Bar Specials thread along with this And yet you are not unattractive. FINISH YOUR COMMENT! DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING. yousonofabitch. Because there is no more Warlizard only Don't me! I know it's you! ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Late to the party. I just have to ask though, why code hookup doesn't seem to show the codes on alien blue. It just shows a description of what code hookup is. and it doesn't prompt me to open the link outside the app. Hmm. I think I may cause some serious damage soon trying to wipe my damn ass. My firearm doesn't have a safety > # LOL, sure, because gays demand that you live their lifestyle or be harassed and beaten, and get billions in tax exemptions.... ( )^^^Iseewhatyoudidthere.jpg Super promotional sale? WTF do I know? Why are you being a dirty piece of shit with your comment? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) What if everything that happened is still part of the first Infinite Tsukuyomi when Kaguya was originally sealed... She just keeps giving the world the false hope of beating her over and over again whilst feasting on chakra... It could all just be one deep dream... I don't trust Bloodraven. Not one bit. This only makes me hungry. Why did the dirty Kleenex have to be in the pic? Troll-ol-ol. (I hope) Without googling it what's an E-4 in the army? After all that fancy sales and marketing and advertisements about heirloom malts and glacially fed artesian well watered yeasts... The final product is just titrated EtOH and water to meet locale-specific regulations. Looks like she was awkwardly standing in front of the orangutan so he/she went in for the hug by grabbing her arm and bringing her in closer to teach her how to hug. And then people like you accuse it of rape. And you wonder why animals are afraid of people. Hey, are you that guy from reddit with the world record number of posts? Why the spirits gotta be "dark", man? I pee in girls buttholes........... [ ] I was actually more interested in your user name. Is this a legit phone number? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Warnie sort of bagging the over rate. Haven't heard a peep from Chapelli who was calling for Kohli to be summarily executed for slow over rates last test. No, you didn't. Have you ever wondered how much karma you've gotten just from you responding with ? That look on his face > "Oh, you're like Sheldon!" ... They better not go after Georgia too. That laugh needs to remain. *kisses dude* "I don't wanna do that, euwww!" Wtf A Yotes fan commenting on another team's attendance I don't really understand how you come to the conclusion as to deciding if posts are untrue.. . Same thought I had. Clean your room! So your point is that you encountered a bad player and felt the need to make a post about it? Nice contribution. They fucking _work_ so you had better know how to defend them, and if you're smart, how to apply them. That said, if I'm rolling with a white belt, and they're not tapping to something, especially a heel hook, I just let it go. If you're blue or higher, I'm going to give you this look if I know it's on, and you're just being stubborn: Oh fuck "I didn't even see it..." Glorious minus Windows Vista ( ) That hashtag... I've never heard "preggy" before. It has now joined "preggo" and "preggers" in the ranks of words I utterly loathe. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I decided I was finally going to make my artisan file. Make all the items I needed, HQ of course, and go trade in some oaknots for ehctal sealants. Start crafting and realize it won't hit HQ so I reclaim. Get back to crafting log and mats are gone. Ehh, it happens. Make more HQ materials and try again. Realize, once again, that it won't HQ yet again so I reclaim. Get back to crafting log and the mats are gone again. Four million gil in mats gone in a few minutes ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I read that as Lack and Jiz Great! The guy in New Mexico has now played in more snow than I have in Washington state... I hope you didn't actually cook for his ungrateful ass I was not looking it up... Someone in my friend list stumbled upon it and reported it... Got the same response as me. So, even though it's on public privacy settings it doesn't breach their guidelines . Thanks for the info.... I am so beyond happy to hear all this :D He had it coming, and as for the friends who are defending him...yyyyaaaaa... There is absolutely zero reason to defend a psychopath's ill behaviours, ESPECIALLY in regards to your daughter's grave They are no friends to you. Hope you're dropping them because desecrating a grave is beyond sick!! They should friggin know better :/ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I definitely agree with this. My pain tolerance was obliterated from a chronic infection that went undiagnosed for wayyyy longer than it should have You son of bitch! You set me up. You'll pay for this! Buwhahahaa Yeah and black people can't swim! I was told on my hospital tour that I would be allowed to eat. Get to hospital after my water broke and told that I wasn't allowed to eat Ya, not happening this time around. I am eating and that is final. Same goes with drinking. I was in labour with Pitocin for 31 hours FYI, but total labour was 36 hours. I am still pissed >:( I don't see the discount anymore. Is it over? Trying to order www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00PM5RJMK and it is going for 9.99 with both the resellers available. TFW no memes I had the same experience years ago. Then they also banned my account, because I had content on it that I didn't pay for . Yo no lo hice. Pero me pasó agregar a un chabón del laburo y que le empiece a dar likes a fotos mias del 2008. Y una vez me dijo.. che estás bien? Hace <x> horas que no te conectas (antes facebook mostraba cuando habia sido tu última vez activo). That's how things like Munster happen. That's deep brah ✌️( )✌️ As a bobcat, I find this insulting. Mission accomplished I thought that changed to ,yes means yes? The 21st century has only had two presidents so far "if i am not top frag, i will be that one guy that makes people look at the scoreboard and say " I know this doesn't help to hear, but I'm in Ontario, Canada. My appointment wait is anywhere from one to two hours. My husband takes time off work to take toddler and I to said appointments His work is awesome about my appointments, always have been, but I don't like having to wait with an impatient and energetic toddler in a room full of miserable pregnant women who also have to wait and lose time off *their* schedules. I continue going to her because she is amazing, but if you can find someone else in your insurance network, do it! This guy sounds like an asshat My giftee account has no posts in its history and had just been made. Gift delivered like 2 weeks ago and no post thus far. I spent $70, I feel stupid for wasting that much money now. Sorry Warlizard needed to vent...and I saw this in your post history. It'd be cool if this video wasn't the same 20 second clip looped 3 times. And it works ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Rly? That hasn't happened since...Crystal Palace.... That you made? I think not. I made that one. **ಠ_ಠ** ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ What did you call me?! Well i have smoked two bowls of it before. Got so high i felt like puking. Never again. hey aren't you from that lizard war? ( ) Yeah, a top four team that has been has a won championship, been to a final four, and a sweet sixteen the last three seasons is expected to lose by double digits at home . Not to mention the fact that we haven't lost by double digits to them in like four years, and it was the year we got upset by Morehead st. in the tournament. Thank you for that. This gave me vertigo Bants? Reckon? its 350 new ?? "I tried to play Arms Race but i still ran on feet" (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻) I didn't know that existed already Why would you title this post "best game of 2014" then mention two games from 2013? What are you talking about, you sold what was left of your family off as slaves weeks ago. ( ) ......... Put in in Kevin. Hey, I want my face dry, but I don't want to go blind. > I can't afford a new jersey Tree Trunks trying to be sexy TIL people run over by busses are usually less intelligent. Find the pink "sign here" Find a Redditor Nibutani Rule 34 Fuck! I really wanted to watch this movie. Her face. I went all the way to Chicago to hit on some hot soldiers, but when I got there, it was just a bunch of chairs around some grass! No! Don't even dare say that. I would rather a shit Jones with those beautiful locks than a bald Jones who's a slightly better keeper I guess you could say, the shit hit the fan.... We're really not that bad Honestly this would be a nice improvement to lower level players instead of buying super expensive runes they can just upgrade it. Truly was a fat finger typo, but good call Hollywood These are late spring/early fall if we're stretching it NOT SURE IF SERIOUS He's married. Scrolled through... 40, 41, 44, 47, 48, 75 are things you will probably do right before you die, because if you apply any advice from the magazine in the last few months, you are most likely going to die. Rubbish. I couldn't see what was happening Can I ask a Stupid question? How do I know what hard drive to get? Do they all work. Just fine? All gender communal bathrooms? WOT. Sweet Jesus this looks delicious! Should have never looked at this, I have the worst craving for ribs now Yeah, but its still mostly romance and pairings So you're saying by giving them my username and password I couldn't get that mulah ... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Seeing as he's not here - I hope you dont rage like that in SoloQ ' Either way, the terrorists win. I had a "goalie" coach for high school. He wasn't really a goalie coach, he was just the father of our star player and was really involved. The only reason he became our goalie coach was because he played catcher in baseball in high school . Someone please tell me how that correlates to a lacrosse goalie. Now he's our head coach and completely ignores us goalies and the defense. He wasn't even at my signing ceremony. Plus, the only affiliation he has in lacrosse are his kids so he sucks at coaching and only plays his kid and her best-friends. When he was goalie coach he taught me the wrong stance. I had my legs together and my butt back, really uncomfortable and awkward stance, but I didn't know any better. I remember going to my first non-school practice and the coaches just looked at me with the weirdest expression and said "what are you doing?", pretty embarrassing. I basically had to teach myself by looking at forums and videos (which is hard when you're a girl's lacrosse goalie) and last year I had to coach 2 brand new goalies while trying to improve myself, all while trying to keep up my grades in school. This season I'm just going to try my best and anticipate for it to end so I can actually enjoy the sport in college. That's my motivation. My coach did nothing to help me get to where I am now. I know this seems self-centered, but I am proud of myself for coming from a skittish 9th grader who didn't even know what lacrosse was, to a college-bound goalie with a scholarship to the college of my dreams. I worked hard to get where I am now with no direction but from myself and a 5-day summer camp. My coach deserves no credit. Ok so now the question is how do I install it and not break everything ( )☞ (ಠ╭╮ಠ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I hate the way facebook resizes shit. Upload a new profile pic, they display it at 160x160. Be pissed off with the poor quality scaling and decide to upload something that's natively 160x160... nope the supplied image must be at least 180x180. Yeah, so do toddlers. What little terrorists.... No. If you can't see yourself having a claim over $1,000,000 than don't break your bank on million dollar limits. ........ ლ( ლ) Me neither, and yet I can't stop watching... It is inexplicably exciting. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You clean your toilet bowl *daily*? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17 Shit man, I played the so many times and I still dunno the ans ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I'm really hoping the person behind it had no camera source and had to google one. Other than that its pure deception. No NSFW allowed; Bad! The answer is literally like the 6th post down on the front page man . Vikings fans talking like they haven't been to the playoffs in 5 years. Mein Deutsch ist nicht sehr gut. ( ) Love you too bro, no homo Hai fatto piangere un neckbeard da qualche parte nel mondo, sei contento? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) "Take a chance while I'm nice to you" ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I'm not on a prescription one yet, but last night I tried 150 mg instead of 75 mg of Zantac. Made a world of difference!! I know it's been proven safe, but I really don't want to take anything long-term for heartburn :( This bites, but searing my throat ain't gonna happen Oh my lord...the hotness!!! I've been having to open windows somedays because I suddenly feel claustrophobic/panicy from standing/cleaning for too long It's like I overheat in no time flat. The fresh winter air has been quite helpful, and I'm glad my toddler appears to have her father's love of the cold. I swear she's got some Nordic in her genes, lol!!! For the record, she doesn't have any Nordic genes, but, BUT she is a January baby, lmao!!! (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Oy, sounds like I should just start retiring to the recliner downstairs again. My hips are better off for it anyway. And yes, the nausea/heartburn combo makes me never want to eat I'm glad this is my last pregnancy. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) iOSOpenDev uses theos.... 9PM-6PM? > Okay english is not my first language but we are talking about bugs, right? Oh *boy*, is anyone else excited to see Clausen start on Sunday? ┻━┻ノ( ノ) ? Question: if he's going to complain anyway, why are you still doing things? Aside from childcare, you should be on strike. What he's doing is undermining simple tasks. How does that help you in any way?? Is "busy with school/life" not good enough? It is with me. That sounds... Lovely... ( ) I was tying to be helpful. Wow, go get a room for yourselves, both of you! ( ) Said as though this account is not $100% true. Do you have a custody/child support order in place? If so, get his ass to court. "Needing to sleep" is not a reason to bow out of being a parent even *if* he is doing you a "favour", and if he isn't paying enough child support to put your child in daycare so you can support your LO, something is *very* wrong here Growth spurts can also cause baby to be a bit less active. I've had a couple of days like this where baby is not as active in the morning or afternoon, and suddenly evening time is also party time Lol!!! When heartburn keeps you awake, you have to use the washroom multiple times a night, hip pains wake you out of a dream, you need a nap during the day but your toddler won't let you Pls Riot, bring this to us too ლ( ლ) ** ** It's even better when they find the USB port on a digital console... Well, I'm, literally, sitting in mud creek and I have no idea where this is Oi wtf nfkrz it wood hef made my stik even hard3r if the edjs wer sharper He can naught even. As much as I love the anime , read the foken rules m8 Honestly, I would just take the first sentence and then the rest of the shirt could be a big . "*blonde* hair" Mine isn't, fuck your champion Fair enough. I made the assumption OP was challenged in the reading department. Now I'm disappointed in a different way that someone in he medical field can't be bothered to do a cursory reading of material that directly answers his stated question. um....no thanks...Larry_Lovepump ( ) We gotta find the exit first I figured you'd be indifferent, however my fires tend to dislike you. You cut them short. I'm on to you, wetness. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Does anyone have screenshots? It's too low quality for me to read My game has also been super laggy since the update, and while testing out the new Athlete career, my sim randomly increased his piano skill while "Studying Opponents" on the computer. Not quite sure of the connection between football and piano playing... LMAO!!!! My husband loves my hair long. I lopped it off after number one because DD pulled too much. Chopping it off was worst Won't be doing that this time around, lol! I...what. You have interesting friends I don't have the greys yet, but I know they're around the corner. Dark hair is awesome...not lol! ┬─┬ ノ( ノ) Did you just say a forest would look out of place on Earth? MFW I see people make 'You're [x], bye' in comments ( ) I've come close to puking so many times from the acid, and I would be asleep My SS gave me false tracking too, PLAYED WITH MY HEART. Now I know it's just a sick game you all play ( ) A link to the contest would probably be useful ლ( ლ) not that you checked or anything... wat Not sure he was Ha, it's only temporary because I wanted to take a rainbow picture in the new library. Then they'll get reorganized by genre so I can actually find stuff. It took 2 people 5 hours just to manage that much. And I think some stacks tipped over into the uncovered vent, so now I'll need to go fishing. Luckily I saw the deletion coming and decided to be a good guy and save it! Graphic content warning though, it's bizarre Just like our parents... They. Always. Know. it's December 18. That verse they chose for that picture is quite disturbing ( ) I think your shift key is broken The caption is way off on that That dude from HR is my favourite. ( ) Prout Syed one day I will be as good as my alter-personality hope you get to see it! Their website has such a #@!% mobile version that it hurts. charlie chaplin died in 1977. Cameron diaz was born in 1972. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I haven't done a damn thing. So the moron spray painted it out of. . Respect for Mother Earth? Time to get your priorities straight you dirty hippies. Whenever I take my dog out I'll be minding my own business and look over to see if he's done yet. EVERY SINGLE TIME he's looking at me like I'm not going to touch that with a 10 foot pole I have to work that day You're attempting to prove a facet of gender essentialism? How do you know this "I cannot support Apple".... Supports Microsoft. > ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Assuming the market doesn't crash 10 months before you retire. Luckily that never happens Emperors* Do not understand communist units Can't tell if you're actually serious... This sounds terrible and I'm not even a guy ... It's like having a dog and a chocolate fountain, all in one. Friendship Buy a domain, just not from godaddy, that company is evil. Alot of people think that cars with go faster stripes actually go faster . R\clopclop... pass the bleach so i can pour it into my eyes sure, willy wonka yummy chocolate chocolate yummy chocolate~~ so much craving chocolate right now My mom's name is Bea, and my dad's is Sam . You know what sub those are gonna be on though. /r/TheRedPill, much? Thanks for responding even though I had an edit and told you I figured it out myself Wow, even the Thermaltake is listed as RP. 1,380,000.00, which apparently is $1,380,000. Just....wow.... ( ) Mayhaps it was Wyman Manderly? Nope, it was Illyrio. CoD teaches you what real world hacking is like, just like porn teaches you what real world sex is like? Oh it's you again.... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ಠ_ಠ)( ノ) (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ Please respect tables. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Hi! May I purchase the Ebook directly rather than from Amazon? Am from Singapore, can't seem to purchase it > you could have user ur words~! Oh and another thing. I never claimed to have facts. I said I believe... It's is my opinion and I stand by it. And if you don't like my opinion you can go cry in the corner I won't be mad.... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I know you ain't talkin' smack about my Bolin. ( ) Sorry, I can never find the destruction of a '59 Bel-Air satisfying Combo breaker I didn't realise Rooney and RVP were so large I had a similar experience. All my boss's links were to granny porn ... I still dont understand how the part that cover your breast just doesnt slip to the side.... Nigga... That baby is looking at that obeast like ( ). ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Very well done! Those eye brows doe ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Adults movie. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Hey are you that ಠ_ಠ from the gaming forum? Facebook only? ‎ Banana hammocks. My dad got one as a gag gift for Christmas Do not look at the urban dictionary definition for zomp. Done and shoot, make it quick, simple. Then where do u live? ** ** Aಠ_ಠrenಠ_ಠ't ಠ_ಠYoಠ_ಠu thಠ_ಠaಠ_ಠt ಠ_ಠgಠ_ಠuಠ_ಠyಠ_ಠ fಠ_ಠromಠ_ಠ tಠ_ಠhಠ_ಠe Warlizard ಠ_ಠgಠ_ಠamಠ_ಠiಠ_ಠnಠ_ಠg ಠ_ಠfoಠ_ಠಠ_ಠr ums? D'ya think just maybe /r/funny lacks... a certain specificity that other people are looking for here, that your glib suggestion does not quite cover? Not to mention that this calendar gets posted multiple times **every week.** I have spent the whole day on Reddit, Google+, and Google Music. > What does he have some kind of unhealthy infatuation with dead deers? How in the world does Animal Crossing have four stars while that Lego City game has 5 stars Matou fucking Shinji Like, there is no other answer, that guy is utterly disgusting. Oh and there's also Amano Yukiteru from Mirai Nikki. But not Quite the opposite from my experience, usually /too high/ Needs more , otherwise it's great! ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ The image file is just called "blonde female comedian" ( ) I sent mine out on the 7th December and estimated shipping is 2nd January! Sorry Santee, but the UK to Mexico is a loong way to go! (But, to be fair, I did have to trawl through a lot of NSFW posts to find a decent gift idea amongst the vagine sea ) The people are wrong  Was the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) really necessary? Cry me a fucking river. Depends on america ////\ಠಠ ಠಠ/\\\\ I see now there's a Steam app, just DL'd it but I can't login because of the two factor verification I mentioned. No where any other devices at the moment because my phone is still... Not with me. I promise I'll send it to you though (the URL not the phone haha) as soon as I can. What currency is that? I paid.. Thirty I think it was, for it. Whatever the shelf price here in the USA is. I hope that the GoT mod will make it easier to understand because even with the fact that I'm a history buff I'm still confused as fuck by it. Orly ayy lmao weed ˆ( )ˆ Take me out to dinner at least before you mind fuck me!..... wait.... no never mind.. don't take me out to dinner Why is there no tactical rail on your redvines ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Frankly, if he OK'd *apatite of all things* ** ** for an engagement ring he doesn't know what he's doing. I'd get back as much as your deposit as possible--refuse to pay for any of the broken stones--he had no business recommending those stones for any ring and the responsibility is entirely his. I'd recommend sapphire which comes in many colors (treated or untreated)--it's durable, looks good and is reasonably priced. Find an independent cutter and get something unusual. Lol Sure, I'll be breeding at the meantime ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Complete with a Ganon Booty Bomb Side-B...good Lord... fucker got into foul trouble. 8 minutes and two assists MFW when watching this: I wanna be the little spoon People *with* sedans kill people ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I grew up in a small town and have lived in the suburbs of 2 medium sized cities for the past 15 years. I'm also a bit socially awkward with anxiety. I heard how the French hate us loud and obnoxious Americans. While visiting Paris I saw nothing to confirm this. Any perceived rudeness I chalked up to being in a big and fast moving city. I suspect if you're not loud and dress with a bit of class that you barely be noticed. I myself am hyper-aware of being judged and do not recall a single instance of it. At a restaurant I did notice the loud American who was begging for attention. Don't act like a spring-breaker who's there to party and you will be fine. BTW, I'm a bit nervous about visiting New York city because of their perceived rudeness. Wut m8 The box is the best part! Ye man. massive ping spikes. fps drop from 120 to 90ish. Hitching IS BACK. Shit's jerking at distance. 10/10 would install patch again (•_•) ノ( ノ) green all be like ( ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) This is how I started. My soap collection is getting big though. "Ram-bo" Sometimes you find methods in those github method source snippets that have methods coming "from nowhere" tho. It seems clear to me the problem is in the documentation and the fact that Ruby's structuring makes it impractical. Somehow the doc should (re)structured.. The current doc structure feels more appropriate for C languages or Java How is this NSFW?!? ( ) It's about two inches long. Sorry about the bad pic. This thing really freaks me out. edit: I live in Northern California. Could this be a Jerusalem Cricket? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) As a call center manager I see your on wrap up a lot I upvoted you for creative OC. Then I downvoted you for bitching out on the intense drum section. Come on, it isn't THAT hard... Interesting how you self-censor the profanity but not the bigoted slur. I just had breakfast mate Yes, only your taxes. Where can I send my bill? Lol, why couldn't cool shit like this happen when I lived in Altamonte Springs. They almost didn't. Got a lucky bounce off the skate. Nothing is free at Petco, they tried to sell me Ramshorns $1.50 each ლ( ლ) If your sister doesn't want to eat gross looking good, she shouldn't be a vegetarian. Except chiropractors don't fix anything. I hope you like being compared to Sheldon from BBT by literally every new person you meet because it's a package deal ( ) Do you have permanently for ctrl+v? I hate you but congrats. Wait DIO isn't well-liked? ** ** ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Czechxas? Pick me I have done actual processor design. It's not fun to cheese certain fights, you paid twenty bucks... why not play it. > "Every other Scottish Labour MP.....was present." It's Heaven backwards. The Storm 3! I don't like it too much, since some FA's actually use "people of size" unironically ( ) What a shitty thing to do You have the most perfect tits The whole "I have to drive to the next stop" infuriates me to no end in cases like this. Really? You can't just stop in a case like this? It's technically not an emergency, but it COULD be. Somehow it has 11 5star reviews on the eshop, with no bad reviews Regardless what the society norm about pedophilia, fucking underage girls is NOT right! 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Kusaru s back at her as she heads off "And you are far to trusting of him Sis." and will just... sit there he guesses. ////\ಠಠ ಠಠ/\\\\\\\\ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Clueless people are clueless Those shorts well I can't really link it to you since of the rules but... I'll gladly PM it too you ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) What? Psss I think the joke here is that he was the teacher 24,000 people disagree with you. He created an environment where some people believe this is acceptable behavior. False. Only Scion xBs can be called toasters I know we are commanded to turn the other cheek but I really want to find the people who start scams like this and knock their teeth out. Taking advantage of people who are in a vulnerable spot in their lives by telling them all their dreams will come true if they join your MLM is supervillain tier. reported for faking prices m8 FUCK MY FACE ( ) Hope is a dangerous thing when you are a Devils fan. I don't get it. ╚( )=┐ ˆ( )ˆ I... uhm... Too many damn Chargers fans here. Inaccurate subtitles. -- ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) _/( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) -- ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) -- ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) -- ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) -- ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |Door| -- ( ͡° ͜ʖ|Door| -- |Door| Yes it came back curly the first time. Then when I lost it the second time from radiation it came back really fine and patchy Oh piss off, Royal. Yes curly the first time. Then when I lost it again it came back fine and patchy! Yuck! Are you actually that stupid? Knew I shouldn't have decided to browse reddit whilst taking a dump My heart just broke into a million pieces watching this :( How do parents not see the dangers they're putting onto other people and their children by not vaccinating their children or themselves ?! Gee thanks for clarifying because I always thought artillery only had a range of 20 feet. My mother denies anything she's forgotten about. I suspect she thinks it can't have happened if she doesn't remember it... *** *** Wow.. Relevant username ┌( )┘ That belly This is not right Are you legally obligated to reply with every time someone asks? [ * ** ** INTENSIFIES*] But how do you sing " "? That guys from my city Dude "Doodles" Meh I feel their sandwiches are way too small for what you pay..I need two to fill up and thats $12 Same here. Very annoying and disappointing For example, my chem group was talking about The Summit 2 finals. So I laughed and said, "Poor Cloud9, they got rekt!!" They just looked at each other and whispered, "Oh, so she knows about DotA 2..." Other than that, it's usually about how white I am or how "different" I look. I've only told a few people I can understand them hahaha. Try the one in the link, maybe? Thing is, he perpetuates it by always replying with to a mention. Genre, mechanic, theme, whatever. Hope there's no lead in metal recasts. Le Fertilization OOC: And *why*, Nadia Play riven, leave and worth ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Yep that certainly is a man with chicken leg arms jerking off with a coat hanger. Cya tomorrow Internet. "chease" > ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ You know, his arguments went from "ok I will try to look into this, another Kashmiri's view on this! yay!", to " , wow what's wrong with this dude". 9 Umi SRs?! I make it a point to roll only during second-years and Lily White, yet end up with Honoka and Rin most of the time. Even with my blue tickets. I need Cool SRs. I have none at all. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) She can play Bell's mom if you want second gas... Super active, super low daughter reporting in. My poor cervix and bladder :/ And she's head down because all her hiccups end up in my vag It gets old fast... Do you have a bot set up to ? Seems like it would make your job easier haha $90 well that sucks... i was hoping for her to go wild ( ) Trading 4 flashback gifts and 2 limited madden 25 gifts. Xbox One Not kill streak is win streak..... Read again I know now a days they don't even know what IVs are. It's ridiculous! If someone told me when I woke up today that I'd do a 10-chain upvote ending with Dick Cheney... "if it's one thing about Romo, he knows how to go down" No. The Cowboys have a history of blowing leads. Hopefully they can maintain it ┬─┬ノ( ノ) /u/PleaseRespectTables ノ( ノ) I don't know man, this keyboard looks pretty real to me. Oh do you wana wana Got zero from him. That cost me $800. I would cut a bitch You're not me, aka my kids' mother. You need to *ask* me to put something on or in my kid. You would probably yell at me if I pulled that shit on you >:( Download the linked quote app, not a widget. It sends a push notification at a predetermined time. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I had this in my first pregnancy, and it's been getting worst with this one :( Nothing helped with #1, so I slept in our recliner. This time I can't Stupid mice!! They puked Trader Joe's on a cutting board. I'm with you- this is not impressive at all. Thanks so much an 💕 I'm very jealous Did you got to a buffet named Chow Tyme? I like that even the engine looks disaproving of this activity School time Ahri Can't tell if tanking... or a sleeper playoff team Man fuck these commentators hard. What do you mean this game had been, "all Arizona?" Their FG was largely due to our mistakes MissyRed misread... Hmm... Yep, and if there are too many between my legs, my (coughs) hooch hurts :/ One medium thickness works fine, but I can't for the life of me get the stabby, jabby pains in the hips themselves to stahp I think our D has gotten more 1st downs for Zona than they have How do you know i'm not already in Laos? Best response in the thread... Zero score. Makes sense... *Farts* ....trying to keep up with the termites. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) He doesn't remember anything because he's innocent! Only guilty liars remember facts, and if those facts point to Adnan being guilty then those facts are *wrong*. Good day! If it's an impossible creation it shouldn't possible to build. I keep seeing these cases everywhere but have forgotten the name. Anybody know? Are they nice? Aren't they very customizable? All of these questions...I must know That hard drive bay at the bottom dude That was disturbingly specific ( ) Smalling Oh man,, im done ,, too much sexiness ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Best hero in the game: Hill Giant... Yay... I'm a Delibird. Wut. Tramp Jizz I've been awake since 4:40am. For once it wasn't hip pain or heartburn. I'll take it!! I did, however, have to pee and then belly dweller decided right then was a great time for barrel rolls as I was trying to get back to sleep. It's now 6am, and husband's alarm (for work...that he's off from for 2 weeks ) just went off. I forget Google Plus is there. I only have it to post YouTube comments. The moment I add one to my cart, it tries to sell me on little Anakin and Jar Jar Binks ornaments. I was using Gaviscon and milk, but then I ended up in the hospital for some nasty, nasty BHCs Turns out it could be due to an ulcer. They gave me Zantac and Tylenol. I've been taking the Zantac for about 2+ weeks now, but I do try to see if there are days I can go without. So far? Nadda. I'm also sleeping better now that I'm not waking to burning in my throat :/ When my balls fall out my undies they look just as festive... I think it's an exaggeration and joke. I don't even know how you could I feel you on the SILs being bitches thingy ಠ_ಠ My older SIL is a selfish cunt. I've had to bend to their XMas (and many other holidays) will for almost 11 years (thankfully my side has been flexible and moves our day around, but seriously??). The one year I need them to come to me (yay too pregnant ), she refuses because her SO has to work. Ummmm...the rest of your family are coming, and you have my niece and my daughter's cousin. Fuck you you uncompromising bitch!!! I hope she sits on a rusty nail. My younger SIL is becoming older one's protege or something because she talks about being the cool, awesome aunt to her nieces, but can't be bothered to travel to us...like...ever Fuck. You. Her godparents see her monthly. A better aunt (and uncle) than she'll ever be!! Sorry for hijacking your rant. I'm just so very over my ILs Hi mama, we tried Ferber with our then 1 year old daughter. She is theeeee most stubborn shit We tried for a week, and decided it was time to outstubborn the stubborn, and moved to CIO. After a week of the crying tapering down, we could leave her in the crib. At 18-19 months we started a routine (change diaper, brush teeth and hair, read a story, let her turn out the lights, hugs, and into the crib) and it took all of three days with the crying, again, tapering down to nothing. The day before yesterday we started a whole new transition: her big-girl room with a new big bed :D I woke up around 3:30-4am because preggers pee and she was crying. Ended up sleeping in there with her because she wanted to fuck around for an hour and a half Last night we let her cry for 5 minutes, put her back to bed, I ignored her (sat on the side of said bed), and she rolled over and went to sleep in about 20 minutes. I've been awake since 4:40am (thanks belly dweller ), and saw no crying on the monitor :D I have found a whopping total of 5 matches since launch "put on a dress and punched wolves to celebrate" Thumbs down for lack of Rhubarb If you are wondering if every Timberwolves game is like this, yes, they all are . First kids finger is in the trigger I was doing a lot of Chiro (twice/week) and my benefits have run out :( We don't have extra money for me to go right now, and honestly, it wasn't helping for the night sleeping anyway. I did do a massage, but only some is covered, and again, money sucks It helped but I was in pain for days after :/ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Got an error message while ordering gifts on the marketplace. Emailed redditgifts support, they emailed back, I replied, and I still haven't received a reply... Gilbert and Manziel Except for the fact that this is a dude. His crush may not even be gay or bi back, who knows. I don't think God would appreciate this But wait... if it's 2019 that means it's only 5 years from now, which means there's essentially a 2 year old somewhere named Mudkipz. ( ) Pregnant me is already over Xmas We have guests on Boxing Day, and hubs has to do my share of everything to be ready. I feel bad, but it least I was able to help get our daughter settled into her new room :) Apparently this helped a lot, so I will take it. Especially after the BS that's going on with his side and their inability to communicate with *anyone* Why is she still living with you ???? Amen *fist bump* Breast feeding.. I'm male. Oh my... How have they not accidentally killed each other yet WHAT DO YOU MEAN, STOPPED BELIEVING IN SANTA?!?! if you started reading them at the age of 5 that's like 333 books per year. 1.09 book per day. I was like oh it's just a splinter, bit of an annoyance, not really a big deal and then fuuuuuuu....ლ( ლ) ( ) What have you done. Wut. It never is Fuck useless family members. I've got my own fair share of stress thanks. Him moving in was *supposed to* help alleviate some of our financial stress (and improve his commute time), not goddamn make it worst >:( ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I doubt that this will work We're not being serious It's possible lol! Though we thankfully didn't have to move from where we were (are), and just ended up tightening our budget even more. We were in a lawsuit when we let bro move in to help with those costs. He didn't even pay half of our rent, and no utilities. What we asked for basically covered the monthly cost of our lawsuit (yay payment plan). When he wouldn't pay rent, it fucked us He still doesn't get it. He basically lived here rent free, utility free, food free. We didn't even recover the full amount of the rent he owed us because we cut a deal with my parents. After being fucked by family *and* friends, we will never, ever let anyone move in with us again >:( When people can't grasp the basic concept of someone trying to help them, then they can live off someone else My charitable heart is closed. While your point is valid, what he is doing is also considered griefing so i mean but you have a valid point Same. I actually didn't become a fan until Melee. Mainly because my older brother wouldn't let me play the 64 ( ) So... what's the problem again? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I should not have read that at 3 in the morning Good luck ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Yeah he is one of the bests main characters of the year imo, and maybe on the top5 of all animes that i watched, I really liked how he is (but nothing better than Okabe ) Nós te chamamos e você está quieto até agora. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) The only reason I have every heard of this song was because while driving one of my friends down for Thanksgiving she played this song. Apparently one of the fraternities at Tech plays this each year at a couple of parties and she loves it. So here I was sitting in my car driving home listening to this song on repeat A little late, but I just finished The Newsroom's last episode. This season's pretty watered down, masyadong senti. Tapos na-realize ko pa na nakakarelate ako kay Jim Harper pagdating sa pakikitungo sa mga babae Nice email address you got there ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Good luck! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You monster. Here's hoping for some Christmas magic! I hope the winner spreads the wealth (but not by creating another crypto currency. @ you reddit.) Air Karate. It would be a holiday miracle But for some reason I can't move files to vlc or into any app. Working on my iPhone 8.1.1 but not on my iPad 8.1.2 Hopefully I win, one in 70000 chance ATM That's my password Here we go. ( ) ^It's her! You are a stronger woman than I. I probably would be asking hubs to choose when it comes to that level of disrespect Maybe it's unfair, maybe it's inappropriate, but no one treats me like that >:/ I don't like being chewed on Uh, no offence, but on what planet will a 5 year old be able to get a pomegranate juice stain out of a shirt that a parent will struggle to get out themselves ? I'm an idiot > I knew I would regret this but still I opened it Cowboys fan cheering for the rockets Wish I could say the same for his younger daughter he allegedly violated... Pick me! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Everyone trying to make this way harder than it is ( ) You hijacked that from the previous comment before I was able to Midas whale. ಠ_ಠpay no attention my comment has already been posted Hahaha can't help that my body hates me damn illuminati poisoning our fluids Yes, I would like Where did you put that lump of coal again? Oh right...in the mail What a douche. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ That there looks to me undoubtedly a trinket dropped by a hiker. Although it resembles an Anasazi petroglyph it's pretty crummy imho. Also, that perfectly drilled hole - but great game! Was hoping for more! Or time for them to work ┬─┬ノ( ノ) DT gets held, gets called for interference... very funny.... my dick Interesting. I heard that they were suppose to be unlocked for everyone. I got all mine in game for the achievements but the select few that were part of pre-orders didn't show up on my list of skulls until the 19th, so I'm not quite sure what they actually meant. Cosdna shows that Nivea soft contains a lot of clogging ingredients. That being said, you never get a breakout? I got this and loved the texture and scent even.. But I used it on my hands only.. Hmm.. I'll have to see about this. Poke poke poke poke yes I agree story time?? So you're the guy that starts all this! That's because the Browns are out of the playoff hunt supp Or no response at all. and he has over a thousand hours on it. Who needs human meat After a million Chatterwhites, I lost all taste to pay for any shader. Are you calling me a man? ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Toh kya hai ? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) i'm going to need a gif of it rotating, they're surely 2 different models But, the screen I'm watching this on is vertical. >Le Le Nay ( ) неуникно... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) For a second I thought this was a reply to the ballgag comment and I just..... How can a server look for people playing? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) IRS here Get your ass to Mars and start the reactor, Quaid. Your husband isn't just being irresponsible, he's being an assswipe I get the feeling he *knew* you would have to be the one to deal with them, and won't let you take a goddamn cab to said appointment?! WTseriousF?!?!!! > I can't give him a home because my roommate wants a kitten even though he's already here ಠ_ಠ so I'm trying to find a loving home for a loving cat. Nyc has needed these for about 70 years. That phrasing (" ) Like your boyfriend, who is both pretty kickass here in this comment thread and also active over on /r/coontown ┬─┬ノ( ノ) So YOU'RE the guy that shoots his compound at the recurve only butts! Ugh, 6% ಠ_ಠ Get your emojis out of here this is a dongerhood God dammit automod Why is he randomly recording a bunch of little kids? Are they even going to clean up their mess so your house doesn't erupt into flames upon the smallest static shock ?! Their mistake can cause lives. I hope they realize that >:( ノ(ಠ_ಠノ )LOWER YOUR BORTLES ノ( ノ) What will it take for Gumi to listen to the majority of its players? My firstborn son? Seriously, this is just ridiculous... But she's appeared topless/braless in so many films ( )┌∩┐ Ahhh cool it's going infinitely sma.... The problem is that the PLAYERS MET feature only shows 50 names-- and in just a half hour of playing GTA after these guys, that buffer was cleared out. I have the same problem Alright boys. We can only donate now if we abstain from sex for 12 months. Keep those peckers zipped away. Shouldn't be difficult.... "trying to cheer myself up by eating a mini-ice cream cone.." No. That is a normal-sized drumstick. -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) EXACTLY!! I hope hubs follows through on this. He doesn't want to exclude his family from every holiday/Birthday, but I'm not going to lie, I sure do I hate his sisters more and more every year, but I'm okay with his parents being involved. They're the only ones who give a crap about our kids and make an effort to be there for us. More so than my own because they still have to work and prioritize work far more than grandparents should have to :( It's sad really. What can you do when work is slow and they're not the best with money that *does* come in? Oy :/ You mean men of the sea? But... you guys were the last ones to attack us. Kegels have failed me with little Sydney sitting/pushing her feet on my bladder and adding the force of a sneeze into the mix, I'm just glad I don't have a cold or it would really be a hot mess. ( ) ( ) One of those is a rim stripe... It's k my dad is Kim Jong Un you he'll nuke North Korea > If so I'm going to be dying at work tomorrow. It seems Walmart customers have been migrating to Target Terrible. I was comparing them to last weeks and they just bumped up the price and gave them a "20% discount." It actually cost more than it did before Wish the MOD's would take more action against Stormfront sometimes *(apart from being in item frames)* ITT everyone disapproves everyone's strategy. It's a great game up to level 20 and really fun. Down voted you for being stupid . What is this? This is really weird to read when your Name actually is Merlin... I bet 5$ you installed iGotYa :) that caus this. You have to restore no other way to fix this That insane match at SS was all Randy: the sick powerslam, the rko reversal of the punch or spear (can't remember which), hangman ddt, all of the technical work. all the good stuff was all Randy, until the REIGHZ SAMOAN KICKED IN MAGGLE and it was just punch, punch, irish whip, corner clothesline, jumping clothesline, superman, weak spear. 1.2.3. Randy dominated and Roman should have never kicked out of the reversal Rko... IMO Yes, assault and domestic violence is *so* hot. Bud dum Tsss ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ ( )┌∩┐ I'm getting mixed feelings. Giving fate and ngnl a 10 though, shit mang ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) God dang it man I actually took you seriously. I'm tired. Sorry That looks fowl .. (┛ )┛彡┻━┻ ( ) this is how I feel Well OP . . . Photoshop? Erm.... I get what you meant to say, but still...... * * ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Mine started with a 5SFE, autocrossed it a bunch, the original motor blew up a week after I bought it. . > I can't believe that those who would frequent a subreddit called limpwrist (but insist they aren't against gays in their sidebar ) would miss a point. They are such sharp individuals. this subreddit's rules literally states: no streams, unless for an event ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Yeah... Getting 26" carbon wheels will be the best bang for your buck! . Two or three isolated incidents shouldn't damn the masses. Idiot. The University of Texas will be along soon to either collect payment or issue a cease and desist. Give us a chance again and we **will** kill themノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) !!! Man, you must have it *so* rough... How much karma do you think you've gotten from the " " replies alone? And here I was thinking I would sleep tonight HE talked like a deutschbag first! Yes ,and it's a bad way to start off a new year. I almost lost my grandpa last week. While I'm glad he is home now, and I gave him a couple gifts early, I almost had to give him an enema tonight Stop that ...What tag? What did you notice? I have no idea what you're talking about He's leaving on vacation with her brother tomorrow for two weeks, but first driving four hours to visit her aunt and uncle. Your son is staring into my soul. Make him stop ( ) 4 hasheem blocks No, you leave it right there ( ) Get your shit together Coop Then stop having a sexy fetus. Had no idea there was a whole genre dedicated to that. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You had me until there was pasta in the sink ( ) You have a weird way to feed chickens, man ( ) That makes people like me feel great. I wish people up here were that friendly Maybe. Maybe she wants another tip. No No no - I hate that one Nigga These passive-aggressive attacks on fanbases are getting really annoying and making me enjoy this sub less and less. Whatever she's doing, it's not dancing . That is a rickety squid with 2 legs trying to play violin at the same time. >Had no idea there **w**as a **w**hole genre dedicated to that. Ahhh the key to her success They're engaged. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Where was this when I took physics (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Counterpicks (╯ಠ_ಠ)( ノ) My iron levels have been checked twice in the last month. I haven't been told I have anemia, but I'm sure it wouldn't have helped much if I did 100% melee damage ( ) If it helps to know, I see my MIL maybe once a month (will be scrimping that down shortly), and even then I can only take her in small doses. She's not sanctimonious or anything, but her level of sarcasm regularly gets on my nerves She can also sometimes be hard to deal with when given logical information, but continues to argue and argue a point that ***has no valid point***! Drives me husband nuts sometimes, and he's the logical, patient one :/ What is it about kids napping better when working parent is home ?!?! DDs naps, for some reason, have been going back to "normal"....about two days (give or take) before DH is off for 2 weeks! If it helps to know, my husband is in a higher tax bracket. As a result, between that and daycare, I'd MAYBE bring in 1/4 of my earnings, but very likely... None at all -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) My D rose In retrospect I only needed to say she's ugly once on the tame thread but yea it is of my opinion she is talentless and the other I think everything is wrong here,from the "Today" part to the "I Fucked Up" part. Stay away from here lucky bastard! I cracked up until I read "only does about one nights real work a year". What're you doing commenting on a week old post cant tell if /s or not First world problems. Rekt ... but well u got free money so worth it ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ It least your 2 yo will watch TV Mine gets distracted during commercial breaks and *some* singing in her shows. She could care less :/ But that's not deli meat! /s Been followong the competitive scene since season 2. Got 3/40 The DPM of that Polar Bear Thank you! Now I can suffer Those other two wine glasses couldn't possibly belong to the newly engaged couple.... Well, you wouldn't have this problem if you had backed up your son It's it a boy or girl? Ummmm???? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ This post tho Oh I know it wasn't, mine was never under the assumption you were serious at all....actually I didn't even notice how the beginning of mine was exactly identical to yours ( ) /r/buildapc, really? ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ If you don't finish the job father I will. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Then the steering wheel buttons wouldn't do anything ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ The monitors in one of the computer labs at my school are all on 59.9 hz. > ** ** * intensifies* (っ°з°( ) moderino get away from me Lol, he didn't yell at u or anything? ( ) Who would have sex with Toy Chica? Your dick would probably just be extremely red ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ At least for that manass. I went to Ikea today ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ Splinters. They should worry about splinters! HCJohnson: A family company. I'm trying to picture that... What is it with uncompromising bitch SILs for anything over the holidays?! Seriously, why?! I want to kick yours (and mine) so very badly right now >:( He has one foot behind the other and not to his side? I've been a miserable ball for a while now, and having a 'fight' with my ILs over secret Santa and logistics have now pushed my *give a fuck* factor to zero about all holidays and Birthdays after this XMas. Everyone can come to us. I'm sick and tired of catering to ungrateful ppl who can't be bothered to compromise OR who change plans without so much as asking our thoughts on the subject ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ He's a legit full stack dev. /╲/\╭( )╮/\╱\ Them eyes haha! ( ) whats wrong with motor t Can I have ? I lol'd harder ( ) I have already been there Sex. That's my present for everything...My wife may leave me So does mine. What is with wives and these no dating other women rules? no they like it there. they keep repopulating ( ) #sexyhippoesaredying ( ) What is this secret cologne-deodorant combo Geez mate, let it go You're rich, or are your parents rich? NO ONE GIVES A SINGLE FUCK ABOUT DICK GREGORY Awesome art. Too many panty shots. Look at toy Bonnie. He has skin? > ** ** Don't you mean Whitney Houston? yeah this is a really nice gif... wonder where he got it! That's not how mosquito repellent vaporizers work... You would be surprised Good job. The hard part would be keeping the weight off. You challenge has just begun. Nice pic btw -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) yes, because the comments on youtube video's are so great Well then /╲/\╭(ಠ ಠ)╮/\╱\ He man. It's just a mock-up. Are you sure you didn't scan your asshole? Because that face looks like an anus. And it's leaking... I was thinking "Desolation of Smaug" until the last line. How many updates do I have to install to play a single fucking game But was kaep black enough for Harbaugh? More on that next at 11. Awesome... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Yeah, Merry Christmas to you too... And a YouTube comment. When he just flew off I was sitting here like Hah The pics/minis are upside down. It's quite magica l Wow, my mom said pretty much that when I told her... we're not even a Christian Brb gonna go check the ornaments for demon elf eggs ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) I honestly didn't know... Glorious, I got something other than a . ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Spoiled little shit I just have huge hands. I have really long fingers and really big palms, I will admit the picture makes them look weird. Could you be any more vague? The fact that this is supposed to be Zaytsev's actual weapon makes it freaking sweet in my opinion. Truly old-school tech from a legend in sniping. It even makes sense now why it's considered a primary weapon, is bolt action, and uses iron sights. If only the perk worked as well as it did for its original owner. ** ** Nice, I'm surprised my family hasn't gotten that for me. Hell, last Monday my coworker comes in and says "so we went to the Children's Theater and saw 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas'. The whole time I kept thinking how similar you and the grinch are!" Really Mike, Really? /r/popping for more fun! ˆ( )ˆ *stares condescendingly* What if they were used first? But why are the holes not centered daughter of your own mother in law? praise it ** ** Not if he's on Playstation. Nice try, Sony marketing team. (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ♪┌( )┘▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一⊙▃⊙ლ(´ڡ`ლ)ლ,ᔑ•ﺪ͟͠•ᔐ.ლ⊙﹏⊙☜(⌒▽⌒)☞(´・ω・`)(•ω•)(¬‿¬)ب_ب┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)(╯°□°)╯︵ ʞooqǝɔɐɟ(^̮^)^̮^:')(~_^)>_><_<=U I hate you . > ... for this? she's also rika from higurashi think about that the next time you hear jibril's wing-orgasm They probably lied and said you fixed it ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ . Don't they wanna finish it in spring or something? I might have been misinformed Banana ( ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Lucky, my Cubezz order couldn't arrive on time. lol? There is nothing funny about raping a little girl. Fo'ever But is he going to smoke that dank or not? This is a very good question! I play on Kel 'Thuzad so it's a ton of alliance. Most balanced world pvp is any pvp server there is no one good server for it. Right now just do asaran that's the best you can get right now. I'm going to get hate this is a joke!!!! Boston I got a Tyreek Hill "the return" shirt. Turns out my mom bought it before he beat his pregnant girlfriend... I have a predicament... I've heard of that movie, and how fucked yo it is. Seems pretty morbid for a Christmas gift Dosent..... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) All I have is hope, but I want snow. Pls link, my penis will thank you ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) > That's a $120 profit for anyone wondering I am living in Abu Dhabi. The Emirates Palace is a three-minute-walk from where I live. don't you dare! How is this different from bucket sort? That was a list. dang you reddit ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ I wonder why this exists... ... On second thought I should stop wondering. Suppose I should also note we bought it two years ago and never intended it to be a monitor....? ***GASP*** you... You didn't... you didn't reply with " ". So did I Thanks, Having an existential crisis rn, never new a sequel of something so good can be so mindbreakingly horrible "And you know it." Cats don't get cooties and this is now a very serious discussion about vaccinations Lacks chimichanga. If they're my top friends they've already seen it Unfortunately? Haha so true Breast feeding makes your boobs look photoshopped Her catfish bod goes well with her real life penis Hehe my brother in law just bought his wife an apple peeler. I'm still laughing at his arse! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) No Land Beyond :-D ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That is not really anarchy tho They all look weird to me (maybe except the female titan) It's the Fl s Why? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Our Lord, Cory. YOU have to pay more to pick it up?! Lol what'd you do to get blocked? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) JoJo is the only correct answer Oh look, Krista is replacing Armin again... /u/PleaseRespectTables ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Wait, so he spouts that body size is genetic, but tells you that you can "just eat more" so you can be "curvy".......... he just insulted you, told you he wasn't insulting you because it was genetic, and then told you that you could "just eat more" to be less skinny... and he thought this would somehow get him laid. Wow, I'm glad my father's first thought when he was going to have a daughter was "yay!" instead of "oh god but what will she do with her vagina?" ( ) Can someone please explain the bud system to me. I have unboxed 2 unusuals and when i try to check the price online, it's always measured in buds. No1 can show you how to get elo, seems like you are one of those who only blame:) Dont remember hin Name Glad you didn't go with the alternative solution ˆ( )ˆ Merry fucking Christmas. Some of us have bills to pay reddit. Are you a mod? Deoxys doesn't fall into that >I couldn't not make it down without falling. Seriously, I've been trying to log into my xbox live account to deactivate it but unfortunately I dot have access to the email account I made in 6th grade any longer. Yes. Somebody was all Crazy Crinklecrash. Yeah. OP why don't you ,answer a few questions? Don't tell me you're lying /r/flipping ノ( ノ) iPad mini (make one for regular iPad and Air, for the sake of others) version, please? Apparently Sento-bum wasn't too lewd for them I've been meaning to inquire if you own the WarlizardGamingForum why your public activity there is miniscule to your activity on /r/ Where can I buy that beard?! ( ) Too many selfies apparently. Those aren't the only things up... Oh Smilesbot, y u so Kawaii That dot is so fucking hard to press on mobile Me too Hacerle un lapdance a la rediturra que más le des, en la próx. mitap. ( ) If I can't go near them, how the fuck could I date them? No tablet access 'Murica Double surprise, Editingandlayout commenting on warlizard's (I had no idea he wow'd) Midrange shot You can't show us a certification letter? Am 26 and nobody got me a gift Huh, I guess that's true. I have a habit of using dude and bro (although not dudebro ) as gender neutral terms. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ノ( ノ) haha , after being always so close to peoples faces , I realized just exactly how imperfect people' s skins are. Oh , how Hollywood sets an unrealistic standard..... Fuck that ᕕ( )ᕗ "Trans Puppy" Banned for "historical inaccuracies" which don't include casting choices but rather discrepancies in the story. I want to submit your post's title to this sub because interrobangs are egregiously crappy design No. They mention it because it's men doing the killing. All the fucking time. ? Pointer finger on W .... None high but my gf will quickly slither her tongue mid sentence to fuck with me and I'll be like watthehellllwassthat Stahp wotching I remember getting a silencer for my primaries when I was about level 10 and thinking nothing of it. Then infamy came around and never found one since....never again 6 toons no upgrades my record as well, how do u get the duck hunt stage? i read somewhere u had to knock one mii off in cruel smash and i did but no stage I think it was at 36 or 37 weeks with my first that I was 100% effaced and only 1cm dilated. I gave birth at 39 weeks and only because my water broke. I stayed at 1cm forever My body absolutely refused to dilate on its own, almost to say 'this shouldn't have happened yet', but Pitocin and an epidural made it happen. It just took a while. "Jabba the slut" Yeah ... I wonder why..... Nope. My last stick didn't work, cuz I made it a while ago for my laptop, then I tried on my Alienware and it had gotten corrupted somehow. Then I made a laptop USB (picking the laptop option, I thought you had to pick an option) right before I left and tried but it didn't work, as in it stayed at a black screen with nothing, forever and it never failed to boot, it was just a black screen. I'll make a new one w/o picking laptop I guess? I love it Have you considered hiring a bot to write your " "s so you don't have to? I see what you did there (っ°з°( ) Should have asked if he had problems. Would even the beeyatch out. "prolaps anal" Every time, without fail when you comment someone will ask if you're the guy from the forums and every time, without fail you reply with . Why do you do it Warlizard? Yeah, but R is also a model for PA, isn't it? Anyway, I have troubles understanding OPs reasoning on the matter Those parking lots are awful and really take away from the otherwise beautiful landscape of the area. It's screwed up when you think about it: the entire purpose of Union Station is to be a central transportation hub for buses, commuter rail, streetcars, and subway. Then congress decided their staff are too good for public transit and should be able to conveniently park their private automobiles *right outside* Union Station. Honestly if he's smart he wrote a simple bot to do it. There's a handy dandy Python library that could easily check a specific users comments for replies that contain "Are you from the Warlizard gaming forums" (with a few permutations), and reply back " " for him. There also could be a bot that follow Warlizard around and ask him with one of many accounts. ( ) great amp What did I just watch Yeah wow, SO nerdy Really?? So if you put a pair of glasses on, say, Gianna Michaels, she'd be nerdy too? Hot scene, though :-) GTFO! He's ours! No one can have him! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I just got a Mini 1. for me, I guess. "Mommy Juice" ? no, what? ... I don't understand Also if he uses AlienBlue there is literally a button for that particular face ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Bloody hell. I used text edit to alter the .crt (or whatever it was called) for each one. Wait...that ain't Rick Berman ┬─┬ノ( ノ) BTW, this response from you is the typical response from a person who is losing a debate. You can't come up with a sensible way to counter my statements so, instead, you try to discredit my opinion by accusing me of being a control freak. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Well, she has the better eyebrows of the two... But... "...a tension started to grow in the car." OP asks for not complicated. /u/octopodesrex suggests 3.5. ლ( ლ) ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Imagine if one of those fuckers got stuck in there with you… Esamire is unlocked. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (☞ )☞ We democratically turned that down unfortunately. "Ebony Flatulence Fever" Pingthreats (** **) When's Half-Life 3 coming out? What in the actual fuck did I just see! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Can a get a belated Christmas Forum thingy? Pretty please Don't make me break out the Dickworms. But, that makes no sense ;) having been inside everything but 6/+ if it takes you as long to change the screen on a 5/s as it does a 4/s something is wrong it's no 3/s but.... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) This sounds on or near dishonest/dishonorable behavior. On a scale of 1 to Edge of the universe, how high are you? Dude, this is NSFL I don't think I'll ever be able to eat poultry again. Wait, are you Warlizard who created a meme through your friends asking you if you're Warlizard from the Warlizard gaming forums and set a record for the most karma earned by replying despite there being no forum? Sounds about right. I started coughing as well today. Well it was nice knowing you guys... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Dude, the fuck. -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) It's Christmas... I will! Ill likely be out doing things that single guys from smaller, more boring towns do but if you're erring on the side of daytime innocence I know for a fact that the Atlanta Aquarium is amazing. I went there a few years ago. (╯°□°）╯ノ( ノ) Crust? What the fuck It did Actual Japs? Why did you click? Why did I click? Wut? There are two guys that walk around that area. I had one in my carport looking around. I came outside and he asked if I needed my driveway cleared. I see them around massy to ferry. I banish this joke back to 2009 where it belongs. I like Cookies too, you sick fuck Grey Goose Greg.. he gets them drunk, then takes them home. He looks fat -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) 31w and 5d I just got done shaving for the last time. I refuse to go through that again and my vagina does not look the same. I thought it was sexy puffy, but it looks like, well we know what it looks like. I'm pretty flexible but no, never again. I might take an electric razor to it because yeah blood and pads are no fun but I think it should be at an ok length. I have to have a c section because of complications so I'm hoping I'm not bleeding for long and I'll be able to shave sooner pp. Just saw this at 2:00 am and I'm starving I just want to know why this happens so often...how can so many people have hot dogs and sliced cheese sitting around, but nothing else. Hotdogs aren't especially cheap or delicious, yet this exact sad-sandwich is posted almost daily You deleted your comment Good to know. You poorly characterized the gamblers fallacy. And you still believe it. You seem smart so just sit and think and you will realize that im correct. Its 110% absolutlely **random**. There is really no 'likley going to improve' happening at all unless we found out the odds of pulling certain cards were above 50% and then, and only then, is it at best only realized when looking at a huge sample size.. say 1000 pack openings. If you open one or twenty packs you could get 20 quick sell packs or 15 packs with WC crosby. This is of course assuming EA uses a pack algorithim (probably) and its not a team of ball cupping monkey men that decide what you get based on name..... ... Or you have really large hands NOT EVEN ONCE. I want 50 Shades of Grey animated Can you not link in WoW? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) But then who is Atlas? * * * d( )b Cease and *assist*? ( ) How you know what a bag o dicks taste? Fucking. God. Dammit. YA JUST HAD TO But it has state taxes Why don't you have a seat over there? nerd advice You seriously created an account to make this post Already have that. [](#dipmad " ") I did that some time ago, changed all my statues to get highest energy possible It must have been awful before. ╚( )=┐ One day, when I have time, I have a scrap book that I started with my first. I haven't been able to do much with it since she arrived... .... almost two years ago I now have two babies and their ultrasounds to eventually get to. Maybe when they're both in school? Lol! 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Bongbon shud go ┬─┬ノ( ノ) thats not a stout! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I have a question ! so i've been reading Injustice Series by Tom Taylor. I purchased and read vol 1 and 2 (around 200 pages each vol). since Vol 3 wasnt out yet, i assumed that vol 1 and 2 means year 1 and 2 and went ahead and read #1 to #13 of Year Three (pre ordered #14). Somehow I feel like i've missed out on some stuff . These are so difficult to keep track of and i'm so confused. please let me know if i've missed out on any # or vol , thank you ! edit: i just checked again, turns out i confused myself. urrggh ! so i have also read vol 1 from year 2 and vol 2 isn't out until april. so should i wait for vol 2 or which # should i read next ? ** ** [srs] are all those shadows in the front MAC shadows? There's like $2,000 worth of makeup in this pic holy crap 34+3 and I've had enough Yesterday I was in the hospital because I've been having severe acid reflux and for whatever reason, my Zantac has stopped working for onto day 4 now. Whelp, yesterday my upper GI area decided to kick it up a notch and started feeling twisty and stabby, and I got no sleep. They had to rule out PreE, and FYI, I didn't know severe acid reflux with chest pain is a symptom. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Ok Matey I'll be inviting you when the time comes. May the force be with us guardian Put them down where? You the man I tagged you as Mr wiener how the fuck.... I tagged you wizard ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That's my gf you're describing Better TNT,enchanting,better zombie API and Creeper API,More commands,etc... What about the black ops? ** ** I tagged you as Jeff goldbulm Just so we didn't have to hear about the damn curse being broken by the fucking Panthers. I tagged you graphical interchange format And a nice cold beer and get drunk Me too. Came here to post it as my wife and I are currently binge watching it - and I was disappointed it was so far down here, and not on its **own** posting. Rather in a list with a bunch of other stuff. ლ( ლ) I'm just under 200 days old and have 12.6k I need a life (ಠ⌣ಠ)/\ My father came down from Pittsburgh and I was making chili, cut me some slack Well i appreciate the disclosure They seem to be rare these days. basically everything, reguardless of topic, has been getting downvoted lately I tagged you as the fappening In OP's defense I'd probably click the first link ^^^^^^lel ^^^^^^jk Had there been no cheese techniques like Red Starwhip and Grace, and we were to take on the super bosses "normally", I'd imagine the SS mages are still going to help significantly -- well, except for Odin... Odin was intentionally to troll the mages When NFC teams get prime time games - ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I learned my lesson looks like your roomie need a more balanced diet Yes because going from 8 to 13 in the draft was exactly what we needed. Everyone is being trolled. I'm 100% sure she needs to sign an agreement to being filmed and broadcasted. The real question is, if she didn't want to be on TV, then why did she sign it? The reason, it's fucking TV. It's just a show for your entertainment. Don't believe anything on it. ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Arashi just at Tsukiko. "You..." he says with a very heavy sigh. He then shakes his head. "No, I'm not following you around!" he says pointing and very defiantly. "I didn't even know you were the one hosting it!" he exclaims. Fucking Frank McCourt Midori is kind of at the pathetic display of groveling by one of the guests. Then is kind of o.o at Dany's adventures. "Never a dull moment, eh?" apparently adam was *very* friendly with the animals, especially with that lamb ~~ ~~ Aren't sequels like X-2, XIII-2 and Lightning Returns part of the main series? > It's not *spam* when it's good content like this. Omg, don't you start raeping me with your penetrative comments Dover! Down boy! That's why people are dumb as shit Whoa. Do not watch to the end. Cannot be unseen. I don't have enough for this. Why not just go there and use that money to relax, and just date? Hang out for a couple months, then maybe you could have a real relationship without the awkwardness of some stranger who you know probably doesn't love you. Blatant middle class appeasement. But I thought he was meeting Oakland this morning? Killswitch Engage* Holy fuck I love science talk Yes, because nobody in the history of never has ever said something out of frustration. Because these random snapshots of us blowing off steam are obviously the totality of our lives with our children. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) No wonder I never get any replies. (*Obliged to comment since it is an Umi account*) **Sigh...** Why are people giving away UR Umi accounts lately? If only those were available six months ago... 120+ loveca is really generous considering that the next UR released is New Year UR Umi. In fact, the person who wins this account can even spam those gems to get T1! ^( You better not add to the competition!) Bork Selnar I thought you died from kitten suffocation.. Turkish Airlines seems to magically minimise the amount of legroom available. I was flying to Madrid with a layover in Istanbul. The flight to Istanbul had a decent amount of legroom, which gave me hope that the Istanbul-Madrid flight would be the same. Nope, I spent that flight with one knee scrunched painfully into the seat ahead of me, and one leg jutting awkwardly out into the aisle. I'm 5 foot 10, so not unreasonably tall either. "Better yet" ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Just show up uninvited Ano Potato But you did MOVE TO CANADA... So ლ( ლ) ~~No you didn't. So still uncool of you.~~ Chinese cartoons I have migraine every week almost, it happen because i dont follow my sleeping pattern on weekend... But its so hard to get up at 6:00 in morming on the weekend to I was on board until the last word... "slipstreamtv" Lusty Oh he's running baby. Prepare to hear all about Bill and Monica. And somehow how that applies to Hillary. And shit talking on healthcare. Fuck the Bush family. Fuck them to poverty and beyond. ~~Aquele momento em que você realiza que bem todo mundo mora em uma cidade gigantesca e extremamente plural. ~~ A gf Easy? She was just asserting her dominance over you. Apparently she succeeded! I'd like to think I'm a very civil and respectful person but if someone insults and/or resorts to violence against my family... Then the gloves are off, you should had beaten the shit out of this prick. In my eyes that was your only fuck up! Thrash is exactly the ability I was thinking of when I said that. What about women who aren't married or even men who have hyphenated last names. In that scenario you have to assume that their mother was a what. I like Mondays now So *that's* how we ended up with oil and no water... ... how did you prove it Very interesting and helpful, although now I'm worried that I picked Korean as my first language to study because it's apparently one of the hardest Did he just ask me out ? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Would you really want Rusez and Ziggler naked, together? We will never know what does his teacher call him That's exactly what I did when I was writing it it worked! Boy, good thing we've got people like you around to check the facts and do the research... But you're attracted to hamsters? 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Trust me. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ ┬─┬ ︵ ┻━┻ ︵ ┬─┬ ︵ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I had some slim hope that they would man up and put someone on the show that would do actual interviews instead of the underhanded softball pitches that David Gregory loved to throw. Then they put Chuck Todd in there...... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Oh, thanks for rubbing it in, *bot*. ⊙﹏⊙ ╚( )=┐ I'm FUCKING HAPPY Oh great, yet another browser I'll have to code for. This plan is fantastic! It's gonna go really well with my 6 Garen skins . No love for Tia? >champions ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Yea, I've seen that so I even packed my eyebrow pencil and stick highlighter into the ziplock which is overkill but I'm unreasonably scared haha ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠpenisಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Me thinks Pennington gets absolutely destroyed in this match up! Holm has too many tools, Raquel just has boxing, and even there Pennington is in trouble because Holms boxing record is amazing The thing I find very sad in all of this is the lack of sponsorship... We have how many millionaires/big businesses and not one can shell out some cash? What the hell did she do with her hair. Thank you. But I'd still stare. I don't care if they are 15. I would not want to shine that through my tits I remember seeing the first part of the video in Zoobooks commercials back in the day, I never knew what happened in the second part. Why isn't this the status effect for being cursed? It's £5.18 per gallon over here in the UK which is 8.05USD. > > ( ) Instead of death killing people, it's an angel saving people in equally amazing ways... That angel? ...Kirk Cameron. But real talk... Give us Clay Matthews... We need him ... Packers please... I never knew pussy can look so yummy. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Last week I got Obsidian Mind. I don't have a warlock. Can she feel it? Maybe she can't feel it. Your snake has a tinder? Wtf? You look malnourished ... Your username tells us something different! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ no I just checked my best buy in New Hartford NY and they only ever got Luigi Be okay with that character possibly dying and having to re-roll. It's sad the first couple times but you get used to it.. I swear... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ლ( ლ) needs less "water-related-word animal" Your double flair... Corpses you can't see. ( ) These faces on these character models bother the crap out of me That must mean my almost 2 year old daughter is a boy She never, ever sits still. This pregnancy made worst by her high-energy :/ Oy! I didn't see the NSFW tag and just had big ass boobs appear on my screen while an elderly lady was looking over my shoulder. Time to add another layer of bread power to the people ┌( )┘ This I'd have gotten knifed in the blink of an eye in that situation Don't try to *honeypot* me for karma SOB, that's what I am doing. haha. Yeah, I'm really tired of seeing LoL posts on r/all. I'll even downvote myself now. Thanks No one forced you to read this, nor I am a marketer for GI. I've posted on this subreddit daily for the last year. They bandaged him *over* his leathers. Yes! My mom taught me this trick.... I would be fine with taking a couple weeks off of sales of it meant having some actually decent ones. I've only bought one game this whole month on sale. Last year was like... well, Christmas Can't tell if also joke or not That looks like a bulging camel toe Maybe they had extra Elixir to burn? Slideshow garbage. Full raid Gear for warlock, le shit happend faec You are insane. I can't even reach rank 2 in BoB. I need to git gud . smile bot Not Earl Grey? That's all of reddit I was on Pitocin and an Epi and didn't puke but no one let me eat, not even jello I begged them because I was in labour for so long and was absolutely starving >:( I'm still pissed about it and will be eating and puking to my hearts content this time dammit!! Hey! Aren't you the guy ? I have the lg g3 and before I got a custom ROM it would do this all the time ( ) That's funny. Are you sure you didn't get it confiscated at the AT&T store ? About the hair thing, my girl better be coming out with a long, long, LONG Rapunzelesk ponytail because my heartburn is 3 times worst with this daughter than with my first daughter :/ I'm miserable O que o senhor andou fumando? /s i got an engineer building vertical control points all around dustbowl. When you faced the bottom of them, they were invisible walls, and it was like a maze to get around Good job, now he's gonna jack off because you talked to him ( ) ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Oh i'm sorry, I must have missed your post in this thread about your controller setup and how it changed the world. Wait... You didn't post about it either... Tfw when DP is 8 years old. The first comment on the dA page, though... "Sorry, but this is ugly." Something broke. Now I can't hear it I read that as a whole chicken, I was like fuck that's a big nem luckily for her there are such people like the doctor who treated her in this world "handicap wheelchair polio" I'm done for the day. Yes, please... why don't we move his head/neck around some more in order to see if he is ok from the concrete swan dive. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Try Alpha Centauri C (Hutton Orbital). Enough time to grow the coffee first. 7,000,000Ls ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ North Hollywood in 2017?! That actually means 2020! -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) I followed him around asking the question for a solid 3 weeks on an old account. Oh how I miss the glory days. No Graduated McNally in 1994 so relevance is probably close to 0 for anyone looking at high schools now. I appreciated the balanced focus - strong academics, strong athletics, great music and drama programs. IMHO this gives you a more rounded education, since you aren't pigeonholed and you're around people who don't have all the same strengths and weaknesses you do. I was in IB, heavily involved in band, and played rugby. Got to know lots of different people and I think I wa s'more well rounded as a result. However with the benefit of 20 years I realize I was too snobby by half and wish I had gotten off my pedestal while there. Still, it was a great school and you can't beat the location - some of the most expensive real estate in the city, million dollar views of the river valley, and the only ones who saw it were the gym teachers in their office. oh god i agree with a bears fan I got angry just reading that shit… Renounce Arthur as king and swear fealty to Mordred and I'll gild him for you I have friends, some of whom I've known for over 5 years, but I don't have any friends I'm close with. I wish I could find motivation within myself, but without feeling wanted it's difficult to see positively. That is very true, but dancing alone is simi-awkward especially when you have no confidence in yourself How do u not get disconnected from EA even just once? Down vote for you Said the guy with enough ink to fill a bathtub What's wrong with the villager? "Appears to be" instead of "is" Y'all wouldn't have wiped if you hadn't just stared at the oversoul OP... What are you preparing for? You're always "preparing"! Just go! If you're going to edit I'm not going to play. I'll take my and go home. -1 damage would heal the enemies wouldn't it... ( ) I thought you were an oak from a popular tree forum... What book is this from? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Need to check this out later And then turning you into some weird transgender person who is obsessed with all of the former victim's hobbies? .... There's a specific button in alien blue for that. No you're right. His word does not fit. Am I the only one who noticed it's called iPhuc? iFuck indeed. I would take a guess at saying most real trans people deplore most tumblr special snowflakes for using them as a shield for their bat shit crazy. Handy...I see what you did there The simplest fix to me is to add a threshold to system authority NPCs that acts as a "buffer" for impacts over a short period of time. A once off grazed shield results in a merry "tsk tsk" from the NPC and everyone is back to pew pewing each other. Two hits, say within a few seconds, results in a face from the cops, and a third triggers the response we are now familiar with which is "ok bitch you asked for it". If you can tackle, she won't be able run away. One can tell from your reply that you're not knowledgeable enough to work anywhere but a shop floor .. That we then eat . Are those desktop icons?! I'm better than the average player True that. I've always wanted to try this game out, but ~~none of my friends like board games~~ I don't have any friends. Wat ┬─┬ノ( ノ) leave tables outta this mate. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) respects tables. AAAAAAND Rosalina is sold out managed to get meta knight tho, so that's nice I am a muslim and this hurts my head. Agoos was a fucking nightmare. I'm going to a swanky bar in a big city after being roped into it by friends. Better yet, it's one of the top communities. wait fuck you No, of *course* it couldn't be viewed that way at all. Why in the *world* would anyone on the internet, of all places, *ever* misinterpret something in a way that reinforces pre-existing hatred and makes it even worse? My Mother.... The fuck people. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Not to cater to family who won't cater to my husband and I's family, aka, we do all the visiting but they can't be bothered to visit us Fuck that! Holidays are now ours as a result, and no one else's. We're both done. I'm thrilled :D Not the way I would want to die; having my body/organs sprayed across a room like it was a painting board Nice wings. They prefer the term "Oriental", moran. ...I'm not sure If I should put ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) or Ketchup chips or All Dressed. So he's bothered by the blue arms...but has no problem with Skylanders (which redesigned Spyro). ┬─┬ノ( ノ) • * ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ EDIT: ಠ_ಠ_ *second* ? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I actually was hoping that was real 'Merica... Really? ლ( ლ) You were bowling and he wanted you to go out into the car? Unless your town has some law prohibiting breastfeeding in public I would have just done it right then and there. If they were uncomfortable with it, they shouldn't have gone bowling with a breastfeeding mom. Your husband is being ridiculous. Nazis: They make the brigades run on time. ┻━┻ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ( ) Are you a vampire, OP? I can't see your reflection in that mixing bowl... Although he frequently fails to back up Scotty. But the mods are too busy being Hitler This is my son if he doesn't take a nap, the longer he says up the dumber and less coherent he gets. ( ) One head? Two percent tax-free dividends are decent these days Sounds like my company, where "people skills" get you ahead... *while the company falls behind* My mom is one of the worst offenders when it comes to adding an apostrophe s to restaurants and bars in DTO..."O" becomes "O's", "Borgata" becomes "Borgata's". Apparently even had some great sushi at fuggin "Tokyo's" the other day. good job at choosing titles that'll get yourself a lot of attention Ooh damn Good line. iPhone 4 [](#i/sadurban): ** ** They're not the same person that was durant coming off of an injury? ... I give up, gonna go to bed and put it on tomorrow ( ) Ow my brain . How fucking pathetic can this get? This is not what I expected of my county. This is just an immature and offensive reaction from the right. I feel as if you went through all this trouble just to tell me the Gophers blow . Keeping the apartment a little warmer doesn't explain almost tripling the heating bill, princess O.P.'s Yeah that was pretty nasty. It didn't even see the workers wearing any gloves Way to shit on everyone's Mars parade bro. ( ) # You're not my ex. **1...** (~˘▾˘)~ **2.....** (ﾉ )ﾉ **3!!!!!** |༼ʘ ل͜ ʘ༽| Wart treatment I meant in Japan ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ (31 here) I call it the "Interrogation". Everytime I go to visit the family for the holidays, we eat, laugh, drink and then they nicely catch me in kitchen when I'm going for 2nds--"SO, SandmanGA, who are you dating? Why are you not dating? Are you gay? When you gonna settle down and have kids and get married?" Sheferd?? Getting stomped and kicked upon is NOT the way I want to bring in the new year I see nothing odd about philosophical cats, Varric. And then You start buffering Toronto puts on 30 seconds of fireworks in a central square that aren't all that spectacular (and imho certainly can't compete with an entire city firing on all cylinders) and then everybody goes home.... Literally everybody? **************** **************** "Account is 10 days old" "OnthefarWind has no life" ಠ_ Last time I drove whilst that lit up, I blew a .11 and had to take stupid classes to get my license back... Almost mate. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) He didn't weld over all the holes. He only welded the wire one and decided to give up don't want to hurt feelings now would we It was actually 1990..... Against the Oilers (remember them?) Yes, copyright years are usually generated automatically, but that is some nasty code you just wrote there > "Ice cream is for winners " - Kreis ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Well thanks or whatever, kind stranger. Glad to know you found what I said hilarious. I see what you did there. Wait what! Her shoes fell off Wow... What? I would kill to have the battery life of my 2002 Nokia When a 62 mph truck tries to pass a 58 mph truck on the 5. You're saying that you see television advertisements for Quibids.com? Wow. They must be doing pretty well. Or they are extra scammy. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You just made my wife cringe. If the plane plunged into the Atlantic like the article states, then there really is a conspiracy ( you're not even /u/AussieCat ) And she still lost *Everyone* I play with would do that. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) The only Top list that matter. Hopefully 2015 could give us amazing bath scenes. I remember watching the Kill la Kill bath scene and the reaction the anime community had. Some were like others were like ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Indeed. He wasn't The high score on it was only 36 I scrolled all the way down to see if OP was continuously downvoted and wasn't disappointed. That poor board, that *poor poor* board ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I thought you were joking Hey they showed ' girl' again I think you misplaced Ciara And the $2 coin is called a Toonie, after the Polar Bear... Oh, I'm not savvy on the egrip :/ sucks u gotta buy something extra to heat ur coils with TRAITOR! He didn't die Mom you left your horse tail butt plug in again ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Frustrating people who can't afford that nib? Your username in this context ...Yes, this is cake How do you get a rocket launcher out of boots? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) If only we knew the story. I HAVE TO KNOW Wow. So glad Baylor is in the nfl now. Nicly getting out of the stew each time 2 more should be enough. And 1 movie about shaw and root for the fans Oh oh oh, pick me! Pick me!! 31 hours on Pitocin, about 29 on the epidural, ice chips only... after being told I could eat on our hospital tour Can you guess how pissed I was/still am??? It doesn't remind you of Basileus tōn Basileōn? I can't tell if this is a joke or not I agree 100% mate. His post was grade A+++ material. But after that I was hoping to see some skulls being bashed in. It's part of the reason I come here The fuck He looks like the "Respect tables" guy! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Ms. Fijiwiji. Read that as, "Cross Section of unwanted sea tutle". ** ** Lario's batch anyone? That's gonna stay blue... ...and weekends. Did you have a family murdered and a 17 year old poisoned? Then it wasn't a wedding. Never cross the streams! Wow, they weren't kidding when they said "Ant-sized"... * intensifies* Also that laugh at the end... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) As a 97% loaded preggo gamer, this better not be true after everything the midwife's told me! I didn't hear one either.... Now I can't stop humming it. Thanks a lot! Whoa, slow down there Mussolini. Nobody called her a whore....Except for you It's not just the boop wake-ups though. She will flick the curtain string, scratch the carpet, CLIMB THE CURTAINS LIKE A SPIDER, run around the room, jump up on endtables with liquids on them . I mean there is just no way I can keep her in the room at night unless I tire her out right before bed. .... U mean camping.... But be honest with yourself, the gods of running will smite you if you try to cheat Wow an hour?? Cool but Nope. Of course it is Straya, and of course it happened in some bloke's garden. ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I'd take a look at your case but it's kept near the snarling guard dogs with the other misdemeanors. Michael, no. Why does this read as an ad? All respect lost Why no rap music! I'm sure the bondo and spray paint fumes are really worth the joke. ლ( ლ) ?? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) **┬─┬ノ( ノ)** Got an icepack? I've had to sit on one on and off again for weeks now :/ I'm 35 weeks, and my vag/pubic bone are my own worst enemy I'll keep my eye on you Tanyu s at Sessho. "Please tell me Snakey hasn't also returned to life…" Marshtomp: I'm a straight woman and my first thought was "oh man she didn't even get naked." You can either ask nicely multiple times for them to have better control or you can make snarky remarks. Neither of them work though. ლ( ლ) Removed. Rip 8$. Don't let your facts get in the way! I think it's funny the garden of Eden film was shot in Hawaii....especially after ol joe claimed it was in Missouri.... Cracker Jack degree FTW I still play pretty regularly. If it's necessary, I'll grind bonds and clear songs that I may have unlocked from ranking up during events. I don't play any less than I do during events I think. I'm glad somebody realized this was joke.. or did you. ┌( )┘ Hahaha that makes a lot more sense! When I first saw the name, I was like ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Probably wanna edit out the email address... Jaja. Mas te vale ( ) I guess I'm one of the lucky ones. Tuition is less for Canadian medical schools I believe. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Lol op must be a reposter He won't ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) .................................................................................................... Surge pricing incentivized drivers to stay on late or work shitty environment conditions such as heavy traffic events or in hazardous weather when otherwise they may opt to stop driving. After all it is by a volunteer basis. Alternatively you can say 30 v 117 and always take 30 but that's a numbers game and not situational to real life. Mainly the surge fare rides subsidies the low fares the driver has been making all night. That 30 cab ride without surge is like 17 on uber and ungrateful bastards still not expected to tip the driver doing the same work but on his cars expense. Same work shit pay cheap fare. Subsidized by the thousands of drunk bastard trying to all go home while only hundreds of drivers are working at specifically 2 am. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I had the Hornets at 3. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) This is why I stick to /r/Hamilton ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) > $1000? Maybe they are ┌( )┘ "Seen" The shrek at the end I'm a Casual Casanova Loli Master? They spelled "weight" as "wait" in that article. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) We all know you killed TownDrunk Heh, "used to"... * * And with the Naruto picture beside it... I just don't know, man Am I reading this correctly? Did Sally support Biff's baby with another woman? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) This seems to think I have a son. However, most of it is correct. The casual no skipper God of hunch I'll show you inanimate! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Dude be careful what if you get Toxoplasma gondii in yo brain Jokes on Dany. She never knew what Rhaegar looked like. What really happened re: vision was Dany tripping on some love potion no. 9 Quaithe gave her & Euron "appearing" to her. . (Or was it Pyat giving her the potion with Euron "appearing"? What is dead may never die.... house of Undying) ( ) Ah-ha! What if "game of thrones" is a really about noble swingers playing musical chairs? The noble men sit down on thrones and the women run around when the music is playing (courtesy of Mance). When the music is over, each lady sits in a lords lap and must reproduce. The catch is there 1 fewer lord than there are ladies, so the lady that doesn't have a lord must.... Well, let's just say, when you play the game of thrones, you win or you die. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Why am I stupid enough to think of "Below than average" but not "Better than average"? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) At first I was like ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Yeah i noticed it right away. What is that, campaign FOV? (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ i came in like a wrecking dong ༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡ °)ง ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ <ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ> ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)̄ IM DONG,JAMES DONG (̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)̄ (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ༽ u ugly as fuk (⌐■_■)=/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿̿̿ ̿ ̿̿ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ KEEP YOUR DONGERS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM ヽ༼° ͟ل͜ ͡°༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ͟ل͜ ͡°༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง : (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ╭∩╮( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡ ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ Sorry, I thought [Mini-Store] would be okay to :D Yes, I am speaking to a bot ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Yeah. You had to reach rank 2 I think. That cloak was the ONLY reason I would sit in the divide to headshot 200 fallen every day Oh... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) We have plenty of family within 30 minutes, some family about 6 hours away, and more family about 10 hours, so if we ever need to get out of dodge, we should be good. We're working on expanding our 3 day survival stores into a 2-4 week set up. I think my wife thinks I'm crazy for wanting to be so prepared though What the fuck movie is the one with the kids getting shot? You clearly missed the /s or don't know what /s means. It was supposed to be sarcastic... There is *definitely* a difference in trying to sleep in pain and trying to sleep with a tiny human who needs you. Besides, if pregnant women could 'bank' our sleep we would *still* get screwed ; uncomfortable before birth, attending to a hungry newborn/engorged boobs/sore vag/CS scars after birth. That's why we have spouses/other support systems; so we ***can*** sleep ;) You started your search at midnight... I'm assuming you must've found what you were looking for around 5, > I have my eye on you now ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That's what we have researched ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I don't have one... Add in decaying bird head to the cycle No. The people of this sub. You do realize these are planes that fly through active combat zones right? Apologies not the right sub And since they switched they haven't lost BOBBY F U C K I N G RYAN!!!!!!!▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一╚(ಠ_ಠ)=┐╚( )=┐(/) (°,,°) (/)(/) (°,,°) (/)(^̮^)(^̮^)(^̮^)(^̮^)(^̮^) They didn't want to paint his armpits, but they painted his dick... I could read it through the thumbnail Ok I need to know something from all you veteran redditors. Is there place on reddit where I can view all posts in which the OP or commenters received gold regardless of their subreddit? You don't bring your phone to the toilet with you? **Dude ** Am I the only one seeing the face in the middle? Interesting when my friend is hitting me non stop with the chair in the game I can do the same thing to him but in real life ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I'll tickle you if you don't tell I would like one, please! One loan to pay them all... Gruden: "I can't say no to Cam Newton"   Maybe he never had a snickers when he was in college, but then he went pro/ate snickers and showed his true self ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I don't know about you but I try not to forget my wallet Ugk Ah, yes, the stereotypical "Asian accent"... Commentators on TVA Sports are so incredibly biased it's not funny anymore. Subban taunts Downie and Félix Séguin says "Downie wants so start something with Subban; you understand why he's a little pest" etc. Good thing I was on the toilet because "holy fucking shit" where is this from Give /u/selfaffine a middle finger for me when you meet. Dude's been bothering me with goddamn Yamabudo Every time I get a satchel in dungeon finder... Every goddamn time Sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn't with the relic. I don't understand. I have that lamp But...but... OoC: Lemonparty.org in the last pic ** ** ┬─┬ノ( ノ) please respect our tables Now c'mon guys, she probably has a thyroid condition > That happened to me... Still waiting on the drawing. Time's-a-wastin'. ( ) ( ) ( ) Hate when the lobbies full and then drops someone.....then wait for 5 hours What is the guy in the black leaning on? Time to get a new user name Haha, yeah... Wallpaper... I have a friend who fights with her husband constantly. She nags to death and yells and gets upset over the smallest things, and he throws things when he's mad at her or if they're out somewhere he will leave her and come back for her 20 minutes later. It's so toxic. She constantly tells me, "We fight all the time, that's just our thing, that's our dynamic." Sounds like he loves animals too Rioters are always watching ... ... ... Wut? ( ) No, if she was real, her face wouldn't look like that. Now it makes two of us Yes.... Yes I am Nether Drakes, Proto-Drakes, Stone Drakes, Cloud Serpents, Wolves. Woah, how does a sane individual with a decent sense of humor downvote this post?! Reddit.. "Marsha" Because he's decided that LUA isn't easier. It's for everybody else, and I got a 7 year old to program a turtle in Computercraft, but you know, a simple scripting language is the EXACT SAME difficulty to learn than a complete programming language. I want this type of love. What the fuck is wrong with me? I could be wrong as I haven't tried it but I would much rather be wrong and save 60K No, the 22 wasn't sat next to me, I never said that, I said the user who commented was sat next to me okay, seriously ,whoever stocked the jam in the fruits and veggies section just admit it already. -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) that'd be me. gotta leave the city to make those home depot runs sometimes After dealing with enough people like these, I have decided that on most days, I am not a people person. Friday....I had a Purple Heart recipient damn near start to cry when I told him my lunch was five minutes away and the office he needed was 10 feet from mine and I knew who works in there. We got the problem fixed and he didn't even need to stay on the phone. This is what pisses me off is that he started to cry. What the hell did he go through before he got ME? You bastard What episode is them kissing in the weeding dress in??? I've watched the whole thing, didn't see this... Coquelin is like a new signing! (┛ )┛彡┻━┻ Not falling for that again Haha, they sound funny... haha ಠ⌣ಠ.....ha... ha... ...:ಠ▃ಠ........... this Quinn guy is getting on my nerves with those pesky interceptions You're getting some sort of sick pleasure out of this post, aren't you? I THOUGHT YOU GOT YOUR JUMPS BACK AFTER YOU GOT HIT. WHY DO MINE KEEP DISAPPEARING WHEN I AM WAY OFF STAGE? I GOT HIT AND NOW I CANT MAKE IT BACK ON STAGE ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ I really like your lockscreen whAt tweaks did you use? There was an 8 year old girl in my neighborhood eating a block of cheese like that while riding her bike. I looked in her handlebar basket. She was chasing that cheese with a can of Slimfast. ;D, :], ಠ_ಠ, , :) Nah he's not that cool 12? So when were the capitalist classes overthrown ? The largest businesses which make profit, rent and interest are owned by the capitalist classes, what are you talking about ? I'm waiting for somebody to up this with a grizzly bear. What the actual fuck. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I wasn't ready for that ......why do you need to know this information? ლ( ლ) stop being bitter... please? OK, you won the bundle of skins. Congrats. Also, decent taste in... Anime? Or manga? /r/SubtleNudity does not approve ..... Damn Weird, am staying in machu Picchu today, just saw this... Just had to sneak that shaft in there, didn't you Rust has no image other than the game logo. Yeah, it was *really* bad. and I was told it was "in my head" ....MFW: A timeline in which we got into a thermonuclear war with the USSR but still developed social media... I have FB friends who forgot mine as well. People I make the effort to give Bday wishes to every year, but the people I know and care for actually remembered and texted or called me. My SILs didn't even say anything to me, so I won't wish them dick all either Oh geez.. I'm on episode 65, a little after the start of the Greed Island arc. How far until I'm hit with the feels? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ...yet? Dat Username.. She looks high as a kite So beating all the dungeons within 1000 blocks in the twilight wasn't enough Ayy Krepoooo ლ( ლ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Nothing. No matter what. Even if Jedi master jar-jar is the main character and anakin time warps to the future to whine and bad dialogue... I will stay in my seat. Even if the lightsaber cross-guard works and they don't tell us how... I will stay in my seat. Even if there is a third Death Star... I will stay in my seat. Even if Leia wears the slave outfit again... I will stay in my seat. Because I want to watch it whether it be a glorious movie or goes crashing down in flames. I need to know what will happen to the Star Wars saga. I love the use of the word shit in their **marketing** commercial. Hey aren't you that guy from the forum? Baba booed 😀 >Do you mean these same people might demean bronies because they aren't fitting into their defined gender expectations? Someone else already claimed them, would be nice if they would have commented that the had And here I was debating between future bass and house. It's untz ┌( )┘ There is no such thing as "implied consent" I'd love to buy it! Can you hold it for me for, say, two days? I'm still waiting to receive my new debit card in the mail after having it stolen ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I was gong to ask if you planned on cheeseing. I do not cheese. I see by your GT we are not meant to be. Carry on. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I think this is the only image I've ever seen of a first stage actually falling back to Earth except for SpaceX's videos. It's interesting that it's falling nearly vertically. Love those big orange NO2 clouds billowing from the oxidizer tank while people are just milling about and climbing on the engines. ^^\o/ Why the FUCK did you have to say it like that?? Peer pressure? "Converted" to being gay by the "gay atmosphere of the sub"? What? He's a North Korean sleeper agent!!! I don't recall voting for that Both of these gifs are from PC. Because it's easier to kill wizards with Shoulder charge than to do any hunter eries bounty ever This is the cat flossing video isnt it ? ISNT IT? I said ring beaRER! At first I was like, oh, no big deal! But if those texts were serious, then that's a bit , but they may have just been joking around? I think that the biggest issue here is that she runs to another man after a fight with you. /u/DammitDan But but, screen size ≠ resolution... but but, screen size ≠ resolution... ###** ** There was a point where you could get both battle block and castle crashes for like 3 bucks. So I call b.s I always pick her for Robb in Crusader Kings 2: game of thrones mod. She is much better suited as Robb's wife than as Brans companion. Unfortunately the president couldn't be here today but I speak on his behalf when I say Don't worry we already are W ︵ M ノ( ノ) Yeah add it around there but not too much because it'll make the skin around your nose dry, so hard being a woman Hell, I wont play things like Yasuo because his Ulti is almost impossible to use. Just too small a window while mashing R typically wont get it off in time. Last hitting is a nightmare too. Judge minion damage on when it should have been cast and not when I see it. That's like computer abuse man (ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)( ) > And anybody who includes a raw newline in the middle of a CSV value deserves whatever they get. (ᓄಠ_ಠ)ᓄ let's "talk" about this (ᓄ )ᓄ -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) you snuff him? Holy shit. I really can't wait for this lady staying with us to leave. She seriously takes the NASTIEST poos. They smell so wretched, I actually have to try and not breathe when I'm in the toilet... Either that or I breathe into my clothes. I nearly vomit everytime It seems like at this point you must have a key assigned to: Sounds fun, looks like it will be a cool 38 degrees . Can probably be at the rail by 6, so shortly there after. Those monsters ( ) my group is working on it! just need to figure out how to dps sins faster... maybe we should die less to divebombs? You sound crazy. At this point, I'm starting to think the arsehole is the lucky one in this situation Pregnancy. ** ** I don't really like the 49ers (Wildcard game which had more than a few questionable calls ), but last year's NFCCG? Shit.. a few suspicious second half calls changed that game. The NFL really wanted that #1 offense vs #1 defense Super Bowl (that was boring as fuck) right cause that happened I just don't have the tools Ey man, he owned up to it, he's got my upvote, even in his OP. Better move that glass or you're gonna flick it off the table re: the duet… he actually says, "I love crazy!" The autistic guy who ran away from his group home is the one you're calling "one less piece of shit". Well, now the "too many Targ" complaints don't have legs. School Days Wuuuuuuut But hot nurses get to see your ass! Inside and out baby. But I've had 5 colonoscopies and 2 flex sigs. Eventually you just go in and get it over with. Now I get them every 2 years. maybe. I could almost see the tequila one if it were made with a nice reposada or anejo, but vodka? He followed joses daughter where? Instagram or Twitter? Read this as "thick ass-brows" and was like How nice of them to accommodate That's about what I expected . This mess with our tank job though. What a mistake....I guess everyone needs a blemish on there carrier How do you think that goo got there? Why didn't I think of that. They used the douche from disturbed as the head model? Why did I watch 7 minutes of that.. ( ) Usually I just know it's a scam by 2-3 things: 1. I barely have any friends talk to me in English 2. They don't have terrible grammar 3. They don't look have a empty chat history with me .......... This worries me regarding those amiibo orders I made on Entertainment Earth awhile back. They've been on backorder and I'm scared of the order being cancelled. I found a Little Mac once in person and his leg was broken off Don't be. I work two jobs, lol. I work 8:00AM - 10:30pm everyday. And I've somehow managed to find time to go to the gym, eat right and maintain a (somewhat normal) social life... and when people say my generation is lazy, I'm like... What the hell is that subreddit Maybe someone is downloading the map? Tanyu s at Sessho. "It's cold and rainy." Because apparently the obvious needs to be stated to Sessho. "Remember, the warm beaches are better, especially with the soft sand." She kind of pouts a little. and then you end up on the weird side of youtube Like that date that ends with sex on the beach in a cardboard box with a 16 year old (ok ok she was later revealed to be 18). ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ "you saw nothing" > Not Jewish. In fact coming from a Muslim middle eastern country it is old have been more in our favor The picture is sideways? I though the PC was on its side, or rather the back ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Whatever it is, it wouldn't be "penii" because that sounds like a plural for "penius". Where do people get this idea? Ignore this comment Good to hear the creator is aware of the problem. In my recent bot match, I witnessed Vinnie going 1 on 1 with Derpl all kamikaze-like even though he was low on health. That's probably one of the reasons he's such a feeder ┬─┬ノ( ノ) The buds look like something you'd find from a hobby grower! But if you say so No problem. Are you waiting for a PC release or just not into GTA? With a game that good I have to know, what's your excuse?! The Cyrillic alphabet was never really hard for me, but all the cases in Russian... Another bumper adding to this conversation. I'm now 35 weeks but around last week, belly dweller has been doing this too. It's not hiccups, it's not her rolling (ya, those I can feel ), and I too am scratching my head. It's almost like she's 'playing' with the amniotic fluid and making waves, or gently moving the cord around with tiny movements. Hmmm I wonder if it was you . She happened to be my favorite science teacher btw Got the colors right and then I see Hull city . Oh well I wanted to see an Orange and black WBA logo and I got my wish. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Huh thats weird it does on mine, mostly lol. Yea it is weird but its still fun! I just join random matches since the filters i put are never working. I go Rumble with ignite in Master tier really nigga That explanation was terrible. 97 days. I hate people with fruit trees, always trying to unload their old fruit on me.. "sudle" Any job that requires the use of logic and reason. Engineering, computers, tech jobs, etc. I'm a network engineer and it definitely started me down the path many years ago. When confronted with the essay "why I no longer believe", my first action was to research it on the Internet like I solve every other problem. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Oddworld Strangers Wrath > > That would be the whole year ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Yeah, I saw man ass right away. Not sure if I'm proud of that or not. *** *** /r/thathappened Got all the way to the end and couldn't finish him. He was so close. I finally gave up. I should try leaving one ad in the room until I can get up into the cheese wheel. That can't be real! I mean sure he's leaning back and Fellaini and Kompany are beasts but c'mon! This just looks too unreal. Everyone? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Sarcasm, motherfucker, do you speak it? > Is Mike any good? I thought it was just the Dupont area. Mine has been out since about 6:30 this morning. Pepco has pushed the restoration time back five times now, last I heard was 7:00pm. What if it's a new animatronic? Like (unlikely going to happen) golden foxy? Hmmmm Orlando was 7am on the Friday! Soooooo excited to see him on the lineup but then realized maybe what you said I'm hoping the www.snoopsnoo.com/U/warlizard allows for to be your number one word. ( ) Nasus - Susan - Susano - Naruto Lol! Well I'm hoping this time around if my water breaks, things will actually progress That first time around was comfortable (yay epidural), but I'm worried I won't handle this one very well since my contractions with the Pitocin were so awful :( I don't really have a baseline for comparison so ya...scared :/ ಠ_ಠ backwards is .... I found him first HA HAHAHAHA HA HA HA HAHAHA HA... THIS IS SO FUNNY. HA HA... Ha... ////\ಠಠ ಠಠ/\\\\\\\\ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ////\ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ/\\\\\\\\ I have a feeling that North Korea will start following you on Twitter soon. You mean yall dont do that? Way cheaper than buying Jason Markk Probably saving them up for when you play us You spelled that wrong on purpose, didn't you? That's a mutilated male. You can cut off the cock, bolt on some tits, but the Y chromosome is still there. How sweet of everyone to play along with the "she" thing. It's like telling Gary he is really a conqueror. Tanyu s at Sessho's clumsiness. "Yeah. A trap. Set by cannibals." Someone please answer this. Working out is not optional Suena a que les tienes envidia Is that a rod holder or are you just happy to see me? But in all seriousness, don't. I'm good to go. I have about a dozen antidotes left, and will find the PS7's... you were the first guy to bomb me, and I don't need any more destruction. Stalk a newer newb. Don't you hate when you show up to the second date and see a pomegranate sitting in the chair instead of a girl? Every DAMN time!!! I swear that's my ex's frigging dad Eh In other words, it's a webcam that takes a picture when bumped. Breakthrough! BTW my GT for the One is the same as my Reddit name if anyone will let me be their padewan. I am not crap at games, just this one. Can't tell if shill or authentic life hack Shame; pizza knifes aren't as stabby stabby ////\ಠಠ ಠಠ/\\\\ ////\ಠಠ ಠಠ/\\\\ ////\ಠಠ ಠಠ/\\\\ ( ) Yes, peer pressure with the eyes of disapproval Yeah, uh, how would you know about that? I'll put that suggestion in the 'maybe' pile Visvim ? Looking at that closeup she needs a lot more than weight loss Yeah, all that sounds perfectly sane. I was adc and our tank died before the minons spawned and then proceeded to steal all my xp for the rest of the game and never rotated Why did you leave Game grumps ? When will you be able to talk about it ?ノ( ノ) he s talking to his right hand If this is your second stupidest mistake, you must be pretty stupid I watched that Vlogbrother's video too [](/s " ") There seems to be a subset of men who watch the news with their hands down their pants. Every news story has to involve how they are attracted to those in the story and possibly how'd they bang them. The worst I saw was on /r/gaymers and multiple users talking about how hot the Boston bombers were . / / / /\ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ/\ \ \ \ Can't tell if shill or authentic life hack . ┬─┬ノ( ノ) The Caribbean is considered to be part of the Americas. Looks like what is what he is saying. Hmm...never seen ANY espresso in America. It's flowing alright -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Polus is the best in my opinion Devil's Advocate, maybe OP uses multiple accounts and accidentally replied from the porn account. It can happen easy enough. Source: I've done it. it's just a piece of paper it doesn't weigh anything T is for Time, you have so much in your hands France : Pop! Pop goes the dad joke ┬─┬ノ( ノ) More like: If you're stupid enough to let a stranger come to your house and take some magical pills he offered, you deserve to be robbed ^^^and ^^^raped. ^^^ (ಠ_ಠ)ﾉ DONGER POWER ( )ﾉ I've made it to 35 weeks, still in our bed, but at a price. I have to use a memory foam pillow under my thigh, and one under my knees. A snoogle is too hard for between my legs, and regardless, when I have to reposition the pillows have to come with me So awake I am out of a dream :/ Now all the neckbeards are going to start dressing like Neal Caffrey. 25 heavy ammo synth don't sound like a bad reward to me Took a few minutes. [](#s " ") The problem is that he was fine tuning his story until something credible came out of it. Even 15 years later, he still changed the story. ... Relevant username? They told me they were going to kill me.... then they gave me a loaded gun.... ( ) I never thought I would have such feelings for orlando bloom... I'm beginning to think you are the person in this picture This ain't creepy at all Wow, the guy who made the Muslim comment wants Islam banned from Europe. The grass is always greener on the other side You should spoiler tag this... Anime only fans haven't seen that side of Dellinger... Or the body of Pica... Or Corazon. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) k I'm still not. Prolly gonna wait another six months. Wish I had a groupon to meet Emma stone Stealing dogs? You're a perv AND a monster. I think there's a contradiction there. So all chapter releases are basically discussions (because there doesn't need to be 2 posts), but they still need to be labeled a discussion. And they never forgive beware of 2018 First I've heard anyone complain about the DLC it's been pretty much universally acclaimed infact. Also completely worth it to me. AAAaahhhaaaahha story mode ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ But rating some T8 team players 25 below top players is also not doing them justice! See the catch 22?! in these kinds of things there's no winning, we just have to try and strike a happy medium! All of these conversations will be taken into account next time around though! ////\ಠಠ ಠಠ/\\\\ Oh, I know! I was curious to see how many Looks of Disapproval you post vis-à-vis your other comments, so I clicked on your comment history one day and was amused by the sheer amount of , is all. haha? ┌( )┘ O'RLY? You've been stalking me Answer yes it no. ////\ಠಠ ಠಠ/\\\\ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Good god ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Eerr... So... *Reads headline*... *Reads article*.......... The link doesn't seem to work for me Hail Hydra! Haha spotting an aspie is a crapshoot. Label on the drive says 4.0 terabyte. > and yes you have to come into the office. Sandy Point Has there ever been a period of time in which rap music has not been criticized for glorifying gang violence and other crimes? Come on now. There may be holes in my theory. ( ) The enemy are the buggers Wait what Thanks. I was able to figure it out. Should of updated my post. *Hovers over link* ** ** That's one sassy bottle cap and, whist Syrio was Trant he stripped down Sansa and beat her Except on delivering on time and on budget. Ahh, ahh? Just ask Mr. Popper's penguins. No.... No it's not. I... I though it was a record or something, OK? Your *favorite* teachers that you can remember. Please never word a comment like that again. It makes you sound like on of those morons that spends too Mapuche time on Tumblr talking about feminism. You're right , just don't use those words. You think this is a fucking joke? ( ) GOOD EVENI-- Do you really think these proms names are "racist"? Have you seen the size of those things? Made me literally lol, now my moms looking at me like I'm a giggling idiot (which I am). Welp. Sessho is naked again. Tanyu kind of s. "Why are you naked?" Tanyu s some more. "Uh…" And then she just drinks some more and goes to bed. ಠ_ಠ AM I BEING DETAINED? Bape never died kids just don't respect the OG shit But is the cat okay? ლ( ლ) I actually just traded in my e46 for a b7 s4 Preview image looks like penis Ganska säker på att det blivit ett ostrep och inte en repost I said NO bombing! You never listen Muhammad! That was a doombot so says doom. Does nobody lock their door? ** ** Your girlfriends *wife*? You don't need to, is the standard arabic word for everything. * intensifies* TIL: kelly has nuts ^Kappa ┬─┬ノ( ノ) there* HARP mace rogue Rectangles aren't the least common shape for chocolate bars, was expecting something like a rhombus at least. That song...is awful Is this post a way for you to get people to look at your cum mirror? -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Hey there... its ok... Atleast we still have jon Walters ┬─┬ノ( ノ) > ( )ノ-■-■ wut That's.. Cool.... *pushes my eve plane under the bed* "nobody saw that right?" Je pense qu'ils doivent être vraiment difficile, donc ils ne casseront pas quand vous frappez les ensemble Paris sera toujours paris et augmentera à nouveau de ses cendres comme un phénix fait toujours Ses une tradition portées par nos maîtres coloniaux il y a plusieurs siècles. Même paris a une équivalente célébration Merci de m'éclairer sur le sens véritable de notre drapeau car j'ai pensé à ce sujet ces derniers temps Je me refuse à mettre à niveau mon disque dur car il entraînera des dépenses de grosse somme d'argent que je n'ai honnêtement pas Il s'agit véritablement d'une hilarante épreuve étant donné que nos hommes respectés en uniforme doivent porter couches Je vois que vous avez fait là J'admire votre résilience et conserver le travail qui vous a identifié en tant qu'individus qui cherchent la vérité Weaver : "AHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh HAHAHAH you fools, you can never catch.... wait... counter gank??!! EXP! GOLD! GUYS I'm coming back!! Wait for me! SWARM!!..... [RAMPAGE-All bugs miss] ..... WTF you looking at Mud Golems?!?! [GERMINATE GERMINATE].... I hate this game." This must be satire... OH, wait, it's Buzzfeed. That explains the stupidity Oh! well, it should be the other way around All of them ಠ_ಠ He must do a lot of cutting with that sword he has She's 14. That's exactly what I told myself. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ EXACTLY. SHIT PISSED ME OFF. Especially when an Arachne pulls me through the angled part of the wall when I can't see her Some moderate Muslims die protecting the right to ridicule their own religion, but let's just shit on them now shall we. We can just chalk up Ahmed Merabet's death to him not knowing those gunmen were Muslims too. We definitely have the red ones. A *bunch* of the red ones. We got them before the blue ones were around and had no idea they'd have fitting issues. I see, this should make things easier. All it costs is your soul to make children hate you. When you see it... I am very good Pet lubricant is all I'm gonna think about now every time I look at my Jo ( ) You know you've been watching too much hockey when your first reaction is "good they need some physicality" I'm an idiot. **ಠ_ಠ**^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Same with that damn nude rowers calendar. What'd you call me?! I am married, faithful, considered to be 'middle class', educated, and *still* opted for the STD and Strep B testing with my first, and will be doing the same for this one. How fucking insulting Blindly going in and saying 'give me all the antibiotics' instead of doing some non-invasive testing to confirm and rule out these diseases/microbes is what causes and contributes to ANTIBIOTIC RESISTANT MICROBES in individuals Itty bitty titty committee I'm with you on this one. Oy ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ I'm impossible to get ahold of and don't have a cell phone and I get nothing but complaints from everyone I know. I need that.....now. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Are you even Yarn? Ahah the second one gave me a good giggle! "Overweight or hairy" sorry doc didn't realise I had to be a gorilla lady Oh God! ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ You're not fooling anyone /u/arkhamforeskins You've pretty much ruined ಠ_ಠ for everyone else. When I come across a and it's not from you, I generally get pissed and just log out of reddit. Don't ever change. I'll remove my lips from your ass cheek now. This app is garbage. The inbox sucks, it doesn't display the username on the post, getting to the comments is confusing, and the UI is so horrible! I wish they would have made a better product Was an MP, now a male nurse. Is that a reference 980? ლ( ლ) you are misinformed ┬─┬ノ( ノ) hmmm drinking booze with a bit of collective piss smell on the palm of your hand to accentuate the hops in the beer ( ) TIL Boku no Pico has a sequel Thanks Casper Just send him the 85 cents already The wife wants to know, when was the last time Canada won the cup? She said this with a shitty grin... So you know. Wut? We call our cat Griffindog Je m'excuse sincèrement mais il s'agit de la seule langue que je suis à l'aise à et il est difficile pour moi de comprendre les autres dialectes Trying to remove the meninges off rat brains This was posted like 4 days ago man, props for creativity though....... Good guy Sharks. Giving hope to everyone...except their fans >┬─┬ノ( ノ) Too gorgeous /r/CrossDressing Yes! I HATE this shit. I ordered a gift for Christmas and to my dismay they pulled this on me. USPS claimed they delivered it, but it was not in our LOCKED POBox and was nowhere to be found. Asked my coworkers if they'd seen it, they said that not only had it not been delivered, we had NO mail delivered that day. Or the next day. I reported it missing, got a refund, ordered a new one, and got the new one delivered (via UPS) before USPS actually delivered the original package. That was my fourth choice for a title. Look into ven diagrams and you would easily be able to make a logical connection. That said, you are only looking in one direction - what about before Guantanamo? ahead asplode Came for the funnies, stayed for the incest. Je m'ennuie vraiment ces jours où les moniteurs étaient énormes et ordinateurs ont été lents. ಠ_ಠ Russia, . First Xurday after expansion, I bought bought 8 engrams and got everything except for Mask of the Third Man and Obsidian Mind. Bought another the following week and got a second Achylophage Symbiote. C'est la meilleure représentation de la beauté dans la nature et il est plus impressionnant à trouver dans les Philippines This is getting weird...I'm not even Muslim Je ne comprends pas du tout de votre langue. Que même signifie ? J'ai besoin de Googletranslate votre post Oh Question. Does your poo poo hole hurt? /r/ design Unidan forgot his failure at the cave. Considering your every other last comment has been , you're doing pretty well. But your flair is of a foul bachelorette... ( ) This is my life as someone with constant nosebleeds The cartoon is funny. I don't care if it's Obama, Einstein or even Mohammed This was one of the most pointless game that did not make any sense -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) It wasn't worth salvaging your credit? J'ai été en contemplant sur acheter le jeu pour un moment maintenant, mais il ne fait pas appel à moi ( ) Take me ಠ_ಠ take me now That's pretty awesome! Sounds like you got a good group of friends. I think all my friends are too stubborn cause they don't usually listen to my suggestions. Then cue a few months later and they find something I suggested on their own and they're like dude check this out its so awesome. What....the...hell...... I posted in another thread with some sort of post history game and now I feel like I'm being stalked. If you're reading this now . That is all. Back to our conversation the mountains are pretty fantastic definitely see them some time but you should try to go with a local so they can show you the awesome secret spots. My areas less safe since the city like cut funding for aid for the homeless and they banned them from their usual spots so they all moved over here. I try to help them when I can but I've had knives pulled on me more than once for no reason. Tis ridiculous. I'm not actually haha tis my parents I'm just helping them move. But that's not the point ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I'd stalk you back but I've had a bit to drink and my attention span is low. Also Also Also you love grits and salmon croquet and you sit with your buttcheeks spread wide to wipe so you can get extra clean. And you live somewhere possibly south ish since it was sixty seven degrees for you yesterday also in america since you used Fahrenheit. Hahha yes! I actually live in California. I'd tell you something about me and California but you already know too much Story time!! Unless I'll have to go deeper into your timeline to find out myself -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Never posted it haha and it's not much of a story but I was born there but moved away when I was still a baby. An earthquake destroyed our house. Also I'm not sure if we are like friends now or if you're my archnemisisಠ ಠ That sucks ass!! Earthquakes are so scary, I'm waiting for the day an earthquake so big happens itll split California from the mainland! And yes. Yes we are friends I've never been in an earthquake when I was old enough to remember. I kinda wish I could experience one sometime haha. So how is you're night going? Oh and Hehe! I mean I wanna be in a blizzard, but in a cabin sharing my feelings with friends and eating ham xD my night is good, I cleaned my apartment so I'm relaxing. How's your night Needs more card games like spades and Texas hold 'em poker ( ) Im just on the first episode what.the.actual.fuck You gotta have that face binded to your keyboard somehow by now, don't you? That way going is easy as pie. That mental image of a wookie giving a blow. ( ) It looks like you're just kissing a horsehead with no body ( ) > /( ･-･) /( ･-･) /( ･-･) /( ･-･) /( ･-･) /( ･-･) /( ･-･) /( ･-･) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) What are you trying to say? I wasn't. I might be now. Yea, i also miss Karthus ult frequently ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Why the fuck you put Lol in every post I visit? I think I like the consent of absolute duo but I think in future episodes they will focus on fan service and not the relationships between the characters or the story. I think they will try to attract fans due to the fan service and ignore other aspects of the anime, due to the majority of the first episode being fan service. However I hope this doesn't happen. I got the best skin for the best champion in the game: giant enemy crabgot... Yeah whatever happened to saying hey my name is Bob would you like to go on a date with me? Now it's all intimate nudity and wanting to feel more of someone -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Everytime I see a woman with a toddler Keep in context of the under age Hermione in this situation. Could be a scam or maybe not like bring someone to sit in the car and if it's a trap just yell. At the very least you could rob him -( °-°)- ノ( )=ε/̵͇̿̿/̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿’““ And there goes my childhood Eww, i'm not placing my head on that! Other people's foreheads C'est vrai. Je n'ai même jamais entendu parler du spectacle parce qu'il n'est pas populaire dans mon pays Son incroyable combien vous les gars avez vieilli dans ce laps de temps. Mais je tiens à féliciter que les deux d'entre vous sont toujours ensemble I cant relate to these posters. Je ne sais pas dans quel pays ils se trouvent dans Ce n'est pas une peinture, mais plutôt une image élaborée You are correct to say that this practice is really weird especially with the fanatics going around the place Comment savez-vous qu'il n'est pas a elle And Braves fans.... ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ( )┌∩┐ Ce qui une vue impressionnante de la nature et la beauté au sein Oh mon je suis tellement étonné de voir ces scènes réalistes de mon film préféré comme paeinting Who is the best dancer? Mais que veut dire le texte dans ces dessins ? Don't let yourself be limited by these choices. Je pense que j'ai est important d'équilibrer vos priorités surtout vos notes à l'école Ugh. My smelly hippy room mate used to work there.... "Push it across the pond, they said! It'll be easy, they said! " Oh yeah, forgot about the "I'm 12 so I have to emulate people around me so I'm liked" circlejerk. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) dude, spoiler alert You have no gw posts you cheeky.. Person > .l.. ..l. [10] Even though I want to believe; sadly, that's not how it works. :C I sure wouldn't mind if you started a witchhunt for an animal-pc abuser ಠ_ಠ "zibori" Not /r/gamingart I'm guessing they're in GoT, I hope they're not the incestuous ones ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Madridbus31e@podemos.info? Little known fact is that is actually the logo of the forums, so it's not so much disapproval as it is advertising for the forum itself. Clever marketing flying under the radar all this time. Kudos. >"Just fucking get together already. " That's the very opposite of what you said to me. My cats jump up on the bed and try to get in the mix!! One of them will rub against us and we have to push him off but he'll just jump back up. Eventually he'll give up but then he'll just go sit beside us on the bed and watch Focus at positives No es coincidencia... mas bien la evolucion del combo camiseta/frutsi/torta de jamon 100% legit mate Now Rogue, with a lower score than Unity? That's just factually incorrect. I would most likely scowl and make a face. Nothing against you, friend. Or you could listen to them properly in the first place Sorry couldn't resist. Felt like getting the secret /r/canadaguns achievement which is to get from /u/The_Crover The klone sound is more responsible... I think Thanks, Chief! Maybe something NSFW for /u/gir722 because she's been going through a rough couple of months and could use the "release" ya know ( ノ) Hi DD buddy. I feel ya! I have three appointments next week; Cardiologist, Anesthesiologist, and OB, oh and my daughter's 2 year check-up just to top it all off I'm fucking DONE being pregnant!! I hate having to so heavily rely on my husband because I can do next to nothing with chronically sore hips/lower back, a healthy lack of sleep (/s), and a head in my vagina Yep, and the worst offender on my patience is my almost 2 year old daughter. She has been a turkey since about 15 months old, around the time we found out about #2. Now she's whiney and kicks or crawls on my big baby belly more often than I can stand Is this the new warlizard-gaming forums- ? Sitting right next to my mother when I started the video and it's just a bunch of growling when the guy shouts "Fuck!" awkward. Because being a lesbian means we love dick and want that for free.. 12" God damn that means I live 10 mins from you too... 12 more Unholstered his firearm and tried to hide it in a jacket... ( ) **The blue longshot is left primed ლ( ლ)** I cannot concentrate on your post coz of ur username Missandei's eleven Forgetting WHILE playing is one thing (it also happens to me after 2 years!) ... Not reading while u are at home, squad building all day ... Damn.. 60 KPH? PFFF NAA lets all drive 60+ MPH. Not uncommon to see people blasting down the road at 70 or 80 MPH in an 80 KPH zone. I am pleased because I cross back over the border and it'll be 70 MPH limit and you have people parked in the left lane doing 60 MPH. This is all wrong. All I need is $200/hr and I could be in her as much as I want! - or a flash car and big house I like good for you It was the congressional canteen in Capitol Hill It's as obnoxious as we all think it is don't deny it The hell do you ship in poker Thanks for doing this. Sure seems like someone really likes every card. That's unfortunate, but what can ya do. Ne pas écouter les gens qui vous abattre. Vous pouvez être celui qui vous voulez être Qui est le mec sur la photo ? est-il censé être fanidi I've been out of the kitchen for months now with maybe small cooking sessions here or there. Considering I love cooking, it has been *hard* I'm hoping once belly spawn is expelled that I can go back to my love of the kitchen. I miss it :( 0/10, needs more memes La moustache est très bien faite et son bon de voir une manifestation de soutien de nos amis Comment est la troisième figure une dame Oui, j'ai également été confondu avec le mot et je suis nouveau ici ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Ils ont l'air très sympa en effet Looks like *sombody* has a chest hair fetish ...that's disgusting. how u know ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Hooked included? The porn star? Snapchat is for sending your junk to everyone you know you're not using it right Depends on why you're asking I got a theory about the marionette. He's so angry all the time because someone took his fucking cookies. He wants to start a charity for "don't steal my fucking cookies". And also "men stop wearing lipstick, you dinglenut". He looks happy because he has his cookies, then he looks mad when someone took his cookies like / wtf dude They didn't have to spend so much, its probably built with slave labor. Think of all the karma the Warlizard guy will get for just typing " ". Obviously he enjoys the attention or else he would've just made a new account to use ages ago. Are you a voyeur? m10, it got removed from the game in this preseason. How do you buy a game and never unwrap it Étant blanc et raciste n'implique pas que vous ne pouvez avoir de bonnes relations avec des amis qui sont différents de vous Son effrayant comment vous raconté l'histoire. Il reninds me d'un jeu vidéo que j'aime resident evil Je recommande fortement ce jeu surtout si vous aimez les graphiques qui sont semblables : Papers please, sword and sworcery ლ( ლ) I know this pain. My favorite character is Arya. She got fucking 3 chapters in A Dance with Dragons. Je suis heureux de rencontrer des someonw qui peut me comprendre. ami de salutations ! cet animal me rappelle de mon chien de compagnie qui j'ai quitté quand j'ai déménagé à un endroit différent pour le travail Ce n'est pas très bien caché du tout parce que la couleur est différente des autres les oreillers Cette vidéo est vraiment effrayant, et il montre comment grave cette organisation va se prononcer sur le groupe I'm sorry, i say is not verry much hidden as color is differente from other C'était un film très adorable et beau. Im heureux que je l'ai regardé i think the same thing like you....Je pensais aussi que c'était masterchief du jeu C'est tellement faux, Qu'on dirait qu'ils ont utilisé beaucoup d'effets spéciaux It's like an IRL photoshop... J'ai thibk son trop cher pour ce qu'il peut faire et je ne pense pas honnêtement je vais avoir besoin il n'importe quand C'était un but vraiment incroyable, je ne pense pas que j'ai jamais vu quelque chose comme ça surtout récemment le paquet est jaune is in le middle of couch with other square pillos. The queuing system should not even be used in a time-based competitive event where you need to gather a massive amounts of point to get the rewards in a limited period of days. It is not pillow is le packaage in the middle of le couch Cela ressemble c'est faux car ils ne sont pas autorisés à apporter ces appareils dans la voiture. C'est probablement photoshop Vous devez être très riche pour se permettre de rester dans un hôtel comme celui-là Je ne suis pas sûr de quoi il s'agit, mais je veux partager que mon ascendance est d'origine français et philippines Vos photos ont l'air si délicieux et j'ai envie de manger chacun d'eux en particulier le poulet en regardant vos photos me donne très faim. Im va manger le dîner dès maintenant Listen That's amazing Hardly, I wish he did make up for it! But at the end of the day, he fucked up once and he played by the rules the second time...it's sad but true that nowadays refs are *making up* for bad decisions by just not being wrong the next time... same here. I've used default setting for csgo since I started install it. when I turn it off, it seems hard to play Good thing you took this picture and spread it online for them. These first 10 minutes The main concept of the article is true. But using CA's rankings as a way of backing it up? 30 minutes Better than trying to skill a Hermes on the last day of the collab I booted up an old imac g3 the other day and I shit you not it had internet explorer ~~4.3~~ 4.1 on it. This computer was last used around 2004 The amounts of time I crank an already running toyota engine because I can't even feel its vibration... ...promoting cookies... J'adore ce chien. Si vous regardez comment elle sourit à la caméra, vous pouvez dire qu'elle est un bon chien Je m'excuse, mais je ne comprends pas vraiment la plaisanterie dans ce Funny thing, I just sent a mass email out to family and friends. Our reason is I'm more than likely going to be in the high-risk wing (yay previous PP heart issue ) and those women whom are are also there could be because something could be wrong with the baby, not just the mom. So unlike our first baby, where visitors could come and see our daughter (but not hold her if they were sick), we are being stricter on visiting. Knowingly exposed to something? Don't come. Small sniffle? Don't come. Just getting over something? Don't come. Know you're sick? Ya, DEFINITELY don't come Je ne comprends pas le titre bien que j'ai trouvé la vidéo très amusant Les histoires de fausses ont été divertissant pendant un certain temps mais thery sont vraiment stupides Je n'ai pas knowif ce mec est un génie ou un vraiment stupide gamer C'était si court et simple et très drôle Une autre photo qui me donne faim et soif en même temps Je tiens à vous féliciter pour un travail brillant. Vous êtes un artiste vraiment talentueux Je ris de moi-même dès maintenant tout en regardant mon ordinateur Je pense que c'est vraiment évident et pas vraiment intéressant I love it I'm a woman, I just arrogantly (and mistakenly!) thought that Austen must have been an idiot who just went along with her times. Uhh, yeah, teenage me was a bit of a foolish know-it-all. I also didn't get very far into it, so that may have been part of the problem. I guess so. Now if only I can get Sony to pay me somehow. ( ) Shh...CK's watching (ノಠ_ಠノ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs (ノ ノ) ლ( ლ) always with the ks'ing and blah. He almost got it but my teammate azir stopped him. **So.... you get to first base with Princess Asseylum and you get Aldnoah Access**. These guys. Mine was applied instantly yeah, but the packet even said 640x480 and 800x600 are the second most common displays ( ) That ak name But bungies system is so fucked up that once I left an afker and the matchmaking sent me straight back to him She doesn't cook? ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ Simple.... Society of the Spectacle.... ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Dude, I was so depressed I got a tattoo about the series What's the worst is when developers bundle post-process AA and other effects into "postprocessing" (looking at you, lords of the fallen! ) and you either have all or nothing. Sadly, nothing out of the ordinary because I still have a toddler to take care of. Maybe cook? I've hated cooking during the entirety of this pregnancy Ya, we'll go with that ;) lol!!! Sorry hon, no advice. I've been on and off the 'healthy' foods for this pregnancy. One month I'll want salads, the next, GIMME ALL THE CARBS!! And guess what? I haven't ballooned out, and I have no health issues to speak of. Baby is growing and kicks like Bruce Lee Owe my innards :/ Lol at this whole thread... J'ai pensé que son grand-père a été fièrement en agitant un drapeau nazi I see nothing wrong. Peut-il également être utilisé comme un tapis roulant ? Le chien a une expression très dramatique dans son visage Why are you dragging me in now!? And are you going to shit on every single reviewer? ( ) When they realized the tarp was too small and couldn't completely wrap the body... I laughed It definitely *came* Guilty as charged. I have a vault full of boxes with yellow lines that I almost never use. *reopens curtains* More medic mains than spy and sniper mains? In my mind it's an art piece. The title would be "That moment when a grown man wraps his arms around your body and can't even touch his fingers" it's a working title Holy mother of god I didn't even mean to make it rhyme...I mean yes I did thank you very much took a while to think of actually I mean everything I do that's good Yep I totally meant it Wow man, take a chill pill Volcano here "it's okay we lost" Why were you recording it in the first place? I dont see anything Okay, I now have two. The second is a Spinda. 14 years... for a Spinda... **ಠ_ಠ** you don't wanna know ** ** I struggle mostly in accuracy especially when it comes to streams. I got fucked over in streams when I started doing igorrr unpleasant sonata and those slow streams made me star overstreaming wait so you're not? Uncle by marriage, right? Ugh the comments tho. I weigh the same as this behemoth Agreed Not sure if or ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ... no like this *fingerbangs* ( ) ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Getting her good and wet Wow, the Question is when will valve solve the problem I keep getting where all these new people offer me karmambits but they have 'steam lags' and when I try and help them by adding their friends, I suddenly also get steam lag, get kicked out from my account and have to make a new account! Volvo pls fix Thanks for ruining the subtle reference, autowikibot. 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Est-ce encore possible dans le jeu ? I don't need to curry favor with you c'est très inquiétant et il me tracasse ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ C'est censé pour être categorizaed dans la section avec les choses mignonnes Vous pouvez même manger ces choses ? J'ai vraiment faim dès maintenant > ### He is including Nintendo land, and she's getting rid of it because he is a PC gamer. He also threw out the receipt Yeah, before I realized she was carrying eggs, I'd watch her eat like she's starving and keep getting bigger like ??? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) The mods are now planning a large heist I was hoping to find a low effort humorous response in the comments. I AM DISAPPOINT! C'est pourquoi nous ne devrions jamais faire un taureau en colère L'histoire d'amour n'a pas vraiment fonctionné dans le film. Les scènes d'action où incroyable Ça veut dire que sa véritable identité est un riche homme d'affaires ? Je pense qu'il devrait être heureux Il s'agit d'une image effrayante. Je suis aussi désolé pour le gars qui a été mordu Elle a l'air belle et plus désirable pour moi Il n'y a qu'un seul jeu que je recommande pour vous mon ami : XCOM C'est une excellente nouvelle car la nouvelle est beaucoup mieux et plus amusant que l'ancien Les meilleurs jeux pour ipad que je recommande sont :XCOM, FTL, PAPERS PLEASE, BANNER SAGA, SKULLS OF THE SHOGUN C'est vrai. J'ai quitté ce jeu parce que c'était beaucoup trop de temps. Ce n'est pas amusant seul Il s'agit d'un choix difficile, mais ce sont mes jeux de trois albums : XCOM , FTL, PAPERS PLEASE Mais j'ai aussi aimé : year walk Je ne pense pas que vous devriez poser ces questions ici mon ami *Edit* SHOOTOUT....well technically he did shoutout the shoot out so Je pense que c'est faux ou très espiègle pour quelqu'un de le faire. J'ai oublié que c'était dans le jeu, mais c'est vraiment amusant I am the Steve this city needs. Est-ce vraiment possible ? Je n'ai jamais rencontré ce Freddy* I can't believe people are making this mistake Thanks, i got not very good english Ce jeu est très bon, mais j'ai détesté la couleur rose dans les graphiques Sont-ils vraiment ça hauteur ? Ils semblent courts dans le jeu Cette scène provient de Doom3 ? J'ai oublié le jeu auquel il a été C'est un personnage laid. Il est même inquiétant Sont les vrais costumes ou cg ? No it's not... I nominate Puke heathen Well, that's false Music choice That and Mack didn't get the GWG. Still though, you've been racking up points like crazy. I think you have a sports almanac from 2015 If this song, gets stuck in my head, I swear... They don't offer it in my state (CA) Well...we'll take it... Well it is the "Ice Bowl II". What the hell you mean and even Wu-Tang? You're asking a question to what the guy literally just said. Smartassness aside, I'd suggest using duckduckgo (or google if you don't mind being tracked) and search how-to for learning how-to use. God Damn that's a nice ass This pilot isn't. THEY CANT HAVE MY BRAND!! I have special eyes I had the same reaction when I heard someone say they're from "way up north in red deer". The worst part about this is that you know some guy slept with her...-shudder- Breaking Bad.Yeah, go ahead and downvote me for *answering the fucking question* You just called about 26 different countries a "region" and accused all of them of letting journalists disappear... There is only one true Jesus English translation: This is a frightening image. I feel sorry for the guy who was bitten Predictable? Where is the Vodka ? How do you sort to new on alien blue!? Rocco Casalino Figuring out for what time I need to set my alarm. School starts back up tomorrow. ** ** Better off tuning out the NFL. If it looks like a catch, and the fact that everyone is like great catch tough ruling, right call, rubs me the wrong way, wtf listen to that statement but defined not a catch. I'm not sure what the point becomes. Spoiled a great ending. Who knows Cowboys could have ben held to a fg, and missed! I'm not mad Cowboys lost I'm mad the football games aren't being allowed to play like they should be played. Too much officiating. If he gripped it and rolled on his back he would have been ruled down by contact like that beckham jr catch. Bailout rules. Exactly, you can regulate the market, and the big money if they cross the laksman rekha. But when the government goes crazy, there's no stopping... wat "Honey look... I used the kids to paint the nursery... But now who is the nursery for??!" How did you trade in? Sorry i got not very good english I just say is very frightening sight the character Si vous montrez que pour un chien ou un chat, ils seront effrayés Il a probablement beaucoup trop de temps sur les mains. Il est fanidi ? Ils ont l'air très effrayant et pas très appétissant Je vais essayer ma meilleure impression d'une baleine : WHAAAAALLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBALLLLLEINNNEEEEE Après avoir visionné le documentaire BLACKFISH, je ne suis plus fasciné par ces baleines You people? It's like this weird obsession of mine to know the exact model name or number of an instrument. Clearly it's not my favorite fruit and i have no love for that thing. But i live in a house with a damn huuuuge durian trees; holly crap, you can imagine how it smelled when that time of year is coming ┬─┬ノ( ノ) If only he didn't choose to film this phenomenon with a potato I might be able to see what the fuck he is trying to demonstrate. Same here. Been waiting for the fix. I never understand people who post asking for tattoo ideas... Tattoos are permanent additions to your body. Whatever you get tattooed onto you it should be important to you, yourself, and most importantly, you. C'est pourquoi les gens l'habitude de regarder mieux nofilter According to my clock it's in 4 days.... this is terrible but the only reason i sort of like students is to assign them easy tasks that i would rather not do, it works quite well and the student gets experience I'm a Bryan. How would you know ┬─┬ノ( ノ) but geometry is O and Velkoz Q is T Oh boy. I'm on mobile. Guess I'm listening to this the whole time I'm browsing reddit You misused the word literally. Melting as if we've all just opened the Arc of the Covenant, we all turn to honey. Ils ont inversé les couleurs du drapeau! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) At least it's not his balls ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) I saw a Facebook post getting passed around that said we should all pray for the oil workers. Le détail dans ce costume est complexe. Je vous félicite pour votre costume Alors est-ce qu'il a mangé ses paroles ? Toutes ces oeuvres look brillants ! Félicitations à tout le monde Cmon why say mean things while I'm at work? I get it now, but I wasn't drinking then!ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ So much UI jank (resizing window) and lag (dragging the seek bar). ┬─┬ノ( ノ) > ...Sir, the Daycare is not for humans Same thing happened to me. People are insta killing for a moment out of the action. J'ai appris sa il ya quelques années, lorsque j'ai appris comment se masturber FFS, only three days this time. I'm going to look into GM crossovers and Toyota's again, were a talk group of people, the shortest is 5' 10" so a tight third row won't cut it. Although now that I've seen and priced the MDX, my imagination has run away and I'm trying to stay grounded. Thanks Not only that, they don't know that down-voting should only be used for comments that add nothing to a discussion. You don't down-vote because you disagree. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You seem very worried about this water-heating so I'm just going to exit this conversation here and say you're right about everything "*Younglings*" Nothing too spendy... $300-350k It's creators are the **PuckerButt Pepper Company** And white rights is about how oppressed white people are ... 420 Evidently she needs to TEACH you basic grammar > ಠ_ಠ. Testing. It's just a character in the new "official" reddit reader - alien blue - on the iPad version. Lower right when typing a comment. Not sure why it gets such prominent placement.... ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ . BAM. Ok. Resuming productivity in 3.2.1 You can dirty it back up tomorrow. Respect the day. You're place.. It smells great! I made friends with someone via the cancerous IRC channel, and ended up going to have drinks with him last summer. We ended up closing the night out with some sushi at a place near my house that I never knew existed. We're straight guys, the only connection we had was IRC and a mutual love of RTS games. Good times. I should call that guy and see what the hell he's up to these days. I have his number around here somewhere... The first song in the vid came on and I was like plz don't have this song be playing the whole video. Then it changed and I was relieved. ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ( ) > interesting ( ) Play for more than 2 hours? -> no -> Warhammer... mfv Sab padhne ke baad alert deta hai What lag? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Yeah cause every Android user knows who that is. Highly boring Bro, I went over there and the very first post I saw was a nsfw anime wall paper dump. And it was the 6th in a series. I these words. Son...I am...disappoint - >/╲/\╭(ಠ ಠ)╮/\╱\ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Omg haha I bet they made fun out of him after you're not supposed to be helpful. ( ) Issen just kinda ಠ_ಠ at Dany, though she can't really see the cause Blind fold T-T. I cried to the original Power Rangers theme song Fuck them hormones, lol! 😆 ┬─┬ノ( ノ) will think about it ( ) Ce jeu a besoin de meilleurs contrôles, mais les graphismes et le gameplay est génial Haha your upvoters would love my new subreddit r/funnysnuff Je ne regarde pas pour les jeux dans youtube mais de sites de jeux sont mieux à mon avis : toucharcade Wait that isn't twitter? Oh, just recording as far as I know. ...kind of like a horse person. "As a hand guy..." ## Those 10 rupees people! Ryan ***Miller*** ..... What do I do? She rode him like a professional cowgirl.....then swallowed his load...ಠ_ಠ No one is getting mad Or get carried off the field after a fucking regular season win ( ) ( ) really? Was just there last week, so fun! Kinda crazy memorabilia tho if you look around. Did you see all the nazi sh*t? Good! Send him to jail *until the end of time!* I never even thought of that... IT WORKED ┬─┬ノ( ノ) My friend when talking about his iPhone 6 plus the day after I got my Note 4:"Oh but mine is taller and wider so that means it's got a bigger screen and it's better" ┬─┬ノ( ノ) My attention span is so short I tried to click the link. I thought I liked the idea of that keyboard...but wtf is with the way they messed up the key layout? Backslash/pipe goes under backspace, not by a puny left shift key. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Why? Just bend over and spread your cheeks while they take a scan of your body... I would really love to be a part of this, but I'm busy filming every Saturday So I'm throttled every month on AT&T and got hit with an upgrade fee recently. I pretty much had enough at this point. I'll be switching to T-Mobile soon. I would appreciate it if my dealer would text me back. I've been dankrupt for two weeks. This game needs better controls, but the graphics and the gameplay are ingenious. ( ) Yeah, if your ilvl is 614 ( ) ...the fuck? ...the fuck? Yep My toddler drives me absolutely bananas. She was around 15 months when we found out about #2, and decided then was a *spectacular* time to start her terrible two phase, complete with tantrums, whining, and throwing herself to the ground. Faaaacccckkkk!!! 😪 It's only gotten worst, and she's not exactly gentle with my growing bump. 37 weeks on Friday. Eviction notice for 30 days to follow. I'm seriously done with this pregnancy. My toddler isn't helping matters either What the fuck . Fellow hips/thighs/pelvic pain sufferer. Can 100% commiserate. I've been ready for kiddo to come out since about week 26 I am currently 36 weeks along. Soooooo very close. Can. Taste it! Lol!! Test ( ) ...the fuck? You sound 100% justified in what you're doing. Your husband really needs to have your back though. It's his mother, and you've done what *you*, as a decent sounding DIL, can do. Your DH should be stepping in shortly and getting her to see why hosting after such a life-altering event is not feasible The toys were being stored under a grain silo, I guess raccoons will select a place to use as a group latrine Is it just me or is there an evil squirrel in the middle of that ballsack? I'm ready You should ask him to pick some up for me ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) No it is not friendly at the moment. Also graduating may the struggle is real This is just pants-on-head stupid ┬─┬ノ( ノ) "lots of boy friends" Oh man...Ya....that does NOT sound fun My says it ends on 13 January 2014 and that I still have 5 days left.... thats because it IS the greatest fuckin' movie ever made. The more I stare at her eyes the angrier they become *but picked up some great skills milking cows on the farm* What the fuck. My husband has gotten around the whole glass of water deal by going up to get me a glass, filling it up, drinking half and then filling that half back up before handing it off to me. It's like ...thanks babe... What? Mental illness? I suffer from the aftermath of a bad depression, No need to lecture people you don´t know over "mental illness" and how that´s no joke. You really believe that /u/electromagneticpulse put himself into the hospital because of slapping himself/herself? Steam money is not equal to real money Well actually I don't get it , seriously? 400 kills per minute? How do you know how an horse's asshole looks like ya didn't know that ether. wish other companies did that. 2K I fucking hate that. Why won't they give you the bags you ask for? I have packed my shopping before and I have a decent idea how many bags I need. Then you get the look if you ask for more Brings new meaning to "Dark Magic" Hey aren't you that from the gaming forums? That was the comment I replied to ( ) Hahah yes exaclty. The is usually a give away came for the pics, leaving disappointed... The REAL answer is That seems too good to be true. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) What Just confused why it would be so soon... and I don't want to level up my exotics for the 3rd time... Runaans on Vayne...( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一 ┌( )┘ Wait, you're younger than 20?? I was so sure you were older than me. Now I feel old. > ┬─┬ノ( ノ) /u/DizzerPilotノ( ノ) 32 in school with a bunch of fresh faced teens. I'm closer in age to my professors than my classmates, which makes me feel awesome about my life choices. Deathfire Grasp removed? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Not sure what that means What are these "vaginas" you speak of? ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Yeah, Stoner, that's why you didn't get minutes. It was Suter... The eating seems to come and go randomly throughout, I just console myself by thinking that she must be going through a growth spurt when I'm really hungry and it's only crap food I want, I've packed on 31 lbs and counting. Fine. She left me on the freeway. Yes she drove away in the ambulance while I was on scene on the freeway. I notice the tip is chewed on a a bit... ....Jolly? Yooo ( ) > Hey, are you that guy from Face Forums? That's what I saw How many lives does the guy on the bike have? Article could use more shots of the stairs. Looks nice tho. Personally, I hope there's a dress code to keep the swagfag hoodrats away. Wut waht the fuck ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Ooc: gonna need to give me more than 7 minutes before you poke me. No The purger disapproves. You could go through every game you own that's a possibility Wonder how bad McLemores eye is ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Tell that to my face It's not even in your list Free^toy^inside Maybe we can send that dumbfuck on a one-way trip to space! Northern Irish who's spend a lot of time abroad, including several years teaching English, requiring accent adaptation for comprehensibility by children. Also asked all the time which part of America I hail from Are you fucking kidding me Seems like he's really heavily relying on those cue cards. Holy shit.... This guy is totally insane wit aa XD Thank you, see if I can get something in youtube( damn, the search engine is not pretty good at unclear words ) Blank page Seriously wondering why this only has 45 upvotes I heard water from Ganges has a distinct taste That's probably Google's autonomous stroller prototype. You weren't supposed to see it. You did get mad karma for calling me a boner, aint even mad breh. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I've never heard someone describe their dick (or vagina) as 'popping' I guess this means another year without a new Advance Wars. If your logic is right, then across the world the leaders wouldn't be people who worked for their positions, but attractive women. Just because she is attractive, doesn't mean she didn't deserve her position. Over TeamViewer Forget DES, 64-bit keys, whatever. They store the damned PIN code in cleartext. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Are you talking from experience? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) #redlivesmatter Did you just call us Southern Cal? Why would anyone that wants to customize their sister or has smaller hands want that /s Did the nightfall and after weeks of getting nothing, pulled in a no land beyond at the end I know but hey at this point for me, any Marth will do. His face actually is not Merth. Though with the new Nintendo Direct announcement I feel a bit like fool importing early. So is this downvote. I do not smoke weed neither do I condone that action, but that lady is not properly having a conversation with 2-chains she is just angry that people are giving marijuana to there children and she's taking out her anger on him and she is blinded with rage and while mr. Chains is trying to have a normal debate she's being a complete bitch about the subject and needs to calm down and ask mr. Chains his personal preference and not be such a fucking annoying person. Post removed. Why OP whyyy? I don't like other people's kids. I don't like their snotty (literally) faces. I hate their cries and whines. I don't like the overly social ones. I don't like the overly shy ones... And yet, they like me But guess what?? I ADORE my *own* daughter, almost daughters :D I didn't even notice the fleet has a lvl. I think you need to...tone it up... a lot? ლ( ლ) I'd rather punch them both in the face. Never have and never will be funny ////\ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ/\\\\ WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? ( ) Wait, there's negative opinions on NGNL? Where. I'll kill the fucker. ...it did fool me. -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) I like the smudge OP Nothing like the insurance industry running the country. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I know what you mean. This year I finally decided I wanted to go to a con, and it was my first year of college. So of course The one near my college happens while I'm at home, and the one near my home happens while I'm at college  you play with yourself while driving? (ﾉಠ_ಠ)ﾉ How can you be cruel? (ﾉ )ﾉ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) If i dont pre order then how will i get my hands on the New Majora's Mask 3DS XL? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) By now Azir is more of a bug then Kha`Zix. Why you stealing my jokes here Why did i click that Now that you've asked for it, you've pretty much guaranteed that it won't happen. So, you know, thanks for that. double Pythons. Guys. Get these olds out of office. Seriously Personally, I'd go away to college. I'm not sure the difference in the distance, but I went roughly 200 miles away for college, and I thought it was perfect. I could still visit home when I wanted with just a 3 hour drive, but learned how to be independent and live on my own. I think you have a better opportunity to mature and grow into adulthood by going away, while beginning to establish an adult relationship with your parents. Just don't be immature and flunk out for partying too hard I am 4'10" on my driver's license. I'm so oppressed. seriously though I hate /r/short so much. Fellow Puerto Rican here. I'm mixed with Sicilian. Apparently I look Indian. (Dot, not feather.) every single gas station I go into, if there's an Indian man behind the counter i get asked 2 questions: What part of India am I from and am I married. My dad thought it was funny and almost had me married off to a cigarette store owner for 3 cartons of Camel Lights. fuck you reply fast. Do you have like a bot to I got a creeper What the fuck kind of thing is that to say I had a professor in college who also makes YouTube videos. All of which are cringeworthy. One of the videos is "how to wear a suit" and he says the pockets are fake and just for decoration. I'm still watching you I still love you my big brother surfs, guess imma be stronger AND faster than him hehe How did you come to know this in the first place? Mine were supposed to be mailed, still haven't received them and I'm in SA. ( ) > and almost had me married off to a cigarette store owner for 3 cartons of Camel Lights. Ew. Aaaand Fasttech is #4. C'est à cause de dirigeants corrompus, pourquoi le pays souffre de la pauvreté et la faim. Je pense que leur prochain président pourrait être corrompu que bien Binay Parce que sa depuis le dailymail, ça doit être vrai Vous devez voter meilleur chef. Cela n'arriverait pas si les électeurs étaient sages ( ) If she had to take a dump, and had no idea what Steam was, she might have gotten the wrong idea about what he meant by steam...er.... Hopefully this didn't take place in Cleveland Thanks for sharing... ( ) Some people just can't appreciate nice chill weather and cool storms. Orthodox Hasidic Jew from Bondi here, I agree completely. Nobody ever condemned pigs, they're not kosher, some people hold that children under he age of 3 shouldn't play with pig related toys and books on a spiritual level, but nobody condemned pigs! This is absolutely ridiculous! Same here shit breaks down or won't stay fixed. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) you will pay for that, moderino (ﾉ )ﾉ Who wears sunglasses indoor? Je ne serais pas heureux. Je dois juste payer pour elle gold Potions. I don't know if I'd wanna see those chin folds on a regular basis, the loading screen was bad enough. >And why does Brook need sleep, don't tell me "the feeling is what counts the most". Ce mec est vraiment génial ! Mais si elle goûte bon ? Pas sûr si un OS ou une érection La vue est vraiment à couper le souffle et belle On dirait qu'elle envisage quelque chose de mauvais Pas sûr si un chien, le lapin ou le kangourou ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Please respect the tables. You used to grind your "batman's head" to a nub? ┬──┬ ({)ﾉ(° -°ﾉ) ლ( ლ) |< Wait, do you want a time machine to undo or to travel forward Someone tag this NSFW, I opened this at school Just do it..... INFERNO, MY FRIEND ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ if the world is a kitchen, shouldn't we all be women? if the world is a kitchen, why are there men? Je pense que xcom est le meilleur jeu de stratégie là-bas Il suffit d'utiliser un contrôleur playstation4 avec controllersforall. Mais vous devez jailbreak I also miss this blutrol because i cant play moderncombat5 using controllerforall Well I suppose I will FUDD with a bolt action. I was hoping someone would sway me towards it but just read to many problems with it. Thanks for comments Also Kaku and Crocodile Il a l'air tellement sophistiquée et très contente Ce qui est si effrayant à ce sujet ? It's like... YEARS old Je pense que la parade a été correctement traitée et la foule était enthousiaste Oh, yeah. Mekanism cable should fix that - even though it shouldn't have to - Jessassin!! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) J'ai eu beaucoup de bons souvenirs qui joue. J'espère vraiment une suite Ils aurait dû quitter Messi seul dans le capot avant C'est le tatouage de masque de Majora le pire que j'ai jamais vu. Pourquoi suis-je pas excité ? What kind of surprise male? ( ) Small amounts of H2S are being formed by the anaerobic bacteria. The fish in the middle has the perfect "Two-Deep"? Is this mod available for .90? Well I shared an experience and got shit on. "Wait, now why is this marked as not safe for......Oh that's why ......... ***^^^ಠ_ಠ*****ಠ_ಠ*****^^^ *** Yep. The big cutoff for me is "Are you against creationism being taught in biology class?" Because creationism was taught in my public high school biology class ( ) Pelo menos agora tem como eu dar as ideias e um mod responder, né sr. /u/nomanoid e minha PM do Carpinejar! Oh no! I'm still stuck on the worry of her coming out, then it's going to shift to the worry of having her at home! I think silly stuff like 'what if my boobs don't work and she's starving and I don't realize!?', I am so not ready for the reality coming, how will I sleep and obsess over whether or not she's breathing at the same time? Is it unreasonable to have regularly scheduled breathing checks? I may have accidentally tipped the scales into crazy land I hope your panic attack is minor! Wha...what if that was a childhood experience "Junior high school girls might not like old men, but it's ok...I know what they like...put in the Vibration Test!" I was really close friends with a guy for a about 4 years. Then he tried to pressure me into sexual stuff, and when I wouldn't, he didn't want to be my friend Só dou um desconto porque você trabalha bastante pelo sub, seu nazistinha salafrário! hahahaha ^^/s ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I know it's overused, but The opposite of these tanukis apparently You suggest that like you think it'll never happen HAY SNOOZY ﾟ･✿ヾ╲( )╱✿･ﾟ Yes, in my eyes it's slow and pure shit. It's okay, but sometimes it's just annoying. How many of your ~~posts~~ replies are just " "? It's gotta be at least a third. What kinda sacred books are you reading? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Give him an unusual stout shako What references More importantly, how? Best thing is you can drop him after trading your fatties off and then end turn. Opponent face goes from "ok that's fine" to "come on, wtf?". I can literally feel the + attitude This is more serial killer than creeper to me. Aim 4 te head moar. I wanted to like you. Your Bowie knowledge is strong. And I believe that you are a true subject of the Goblin King, if not The Duke. But then you admitted to digging Reality I missed you! Félicitations pour vous commentaire très spirituel. C'est un jouet très effrayant. Il ressemble à un pokemon Arranged marriage? Je ne sais pas où la vidéo commence, se termine ou boucles de retour Je ne peux pas voir ce film gif à mon ipad Il s'agit d'une comédie très raciste parce qu'il est dit comédie noire Pourquoi ne j'ai pensé en premier lieu ? parce qu'il peut faire pipi dans ma voiture C'est très effrayant ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Merci beaucoup ! Il s'agit d'un jeu vraiment étonnant avec très bonne mécanique. Je recommande aussi ces autres jeux : xcom, banner saga Haha thanks. I sort of rushed this one due to uni work, I noticed I'm missing a dash in the multi player section, it's annoying, and the performance box is one pixel out of place . Pshhhh, I like my opening better It's not really an imitation of the real thing, as much as it is the real thing (essentially a civi AKS-74) built in an ex-Warsaw Pact country. I may be a little pedantic, but I didn't like that phrasing I love you As a person who's mother gave birth to me via C-section... > I'll give you this one NHL, but only this one. Oh look, it's got its own Moon Door. > ᕕ( )ᕗ [link] My 'bloat' hit around 7 weeks and I was showing around 10-12 weeks Think of a balloon that's already been blown up and remembers how to blow up again. That's what our uterus' are doing ;) lol!! (▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿├┬┴┬┴ * ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)つY * ヽ( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° )ﾉ * ༼凸 ◉_◔༽凸 * ヽ༼✿σل͜ σ༽ﾉ * /╲/( ͡⎚ ͜U ͡⎚)/\╱\ * ( ͡⚆ ͜ʖ ͡⚆) * ヽ༼⚆ل͜⚆༽ﾉ * ( ͡ _ ͡°)ﾉ⚲ * ♫ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┘ ♪ * ಠ⌣ಠ * ༼ ಥل͟ಥ ༽ ┬┴┬┴┤ * ༼ຈل͜├┬┴┬┴ * ༼ ಠل͟ಠ༽ * ᕕ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ * ᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕗ * ༼ง ͠ຈ ͟ل͜ ͠ຈ༽ง * |༼ʘ ل͜ ʘ༽| * ヽ༼◕ل͜◕༽ﾉ * ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ * (° ͜ʖ°) * ヽ༼ ツ ༽ﾉ * （͡°͜ʖ͡°） * (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ * ༼ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ * ( ＾◡＾)っ✂╰⋃╯ * ╰( ͡'◟◯ ͡')╯ * ヽ༼ ຈل͜ຈ༼ ຈل͜ຈ༽ຈل͜ຈ ༽ﾉ * ༼ - ل͜ - ༽ * ヽ° ~͜ʖ~ °ﾉ * ᕙ (° ~͜ʖ~ °) ᕗ * 乁( ◔ ౪◔)ㄏ * ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ * ヽ༼ຈل͜ರೃ༽ﾉ * ୧༼ಠ益ರೃ༽୨ * ( ﾉ ﾟｰﾟ)ﾉ * ヽຈل͜ຈﾉ * ヽ(ﾟｰﾟヽ) * ヽ༼ຈ益ຈ༽ﾉ * (☢益☢t) * ༼ᕗຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ * ╮(╯▽╰)╭ * ╮(╯ل͜╰)╭ * ༼ つ◕(oo)◕༽つ * (ι´Д｀)ﾉ * ヽ༼◥▶ل͜◀◤༽ﾉ * [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ヽ̲̅༼̲̅ຈ̲̅ل͜ຈ̲̅༽̲̅ﾉ̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] * [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡◥▶ ͜ʖ ͡◀◤)̲̅$̲̅] * ༼ ͠ຈ ͟ل͜ ͠ຈ༽ง * ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ☂ * (＾◡＾)っ * ༼☯﹏☯༽ * ヽ༼ ☭ل͜☭ ༽ﾉ * ♌༼✪ل͜✪༽ᕤ * (͡◔ ͜ʖ ͡◔) * ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ * ─=≡Σ((( つ◕ل͜◕)つ * ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ * (∩ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)⊃━☆ﾟ. * ･ ｡ﾟ, * ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽>ง * ᕙ༼◕ل͜◕༽ᕗ * ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ︵┻━┻ * ୧༼ ͡◉ل͜ ͡◉༽୨ * ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ * (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง * Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ * ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง * ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ * ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ * (~˘▾˘)~ * ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ * ヽຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ * (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ * ୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨ * /╲/\╭( ͡° ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ͡°)╮/\╱\ * (▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) * (ﾉ )ﾉ * └(°ᴥ°)┘ * つ◕ل͜◕)つ * ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) * ヽ༼♥ل͜♥༽ﾉ * ༼ ᓄºل͟º ༽ᓄ * (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง * ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ * ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ * ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ * ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ * ヽ༼>ل͜<༽ﾉ * ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) * ヽ༼@ل͜ຈ༽ﾉ * ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ * ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ * ('ºل͟º)ノ⌒. * [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] I love the 'give me 5' comment, lmao!!! Also, that sounds oddly delicious Frack... Meds? Heh, alrighty. As someone who nearly died while being addicted to things that he had prescriptions for, "meds" always makes me go She stated he's clean I would love for this to be an option. (omg 40 bonds tho ) It would be interesting to see this as an option even on the new stuff. Ahh damn.....nice Oh man, that last paragraph This isn't a screenshot Pourquoi est-ce que vous toujours utilisez le ? Cap guy: She's the one. managed to find a 7th gen gt at a junkyard close by and grabbed a bunch of parts as well as the stock steel wheels. then i just ripped the tires off the wheels and powdercoated them. the blizzaks are just 195/60 on the 15 inch rims, but those treads are pretty meaty which makes them bigger than my stock 16" gts rims 2.00$ .. Brown bag... I see no asshole Je suis darth revan, le plus génial français sith lord jamais dans un jeu vidéo ( ) lol. Tough love. Wtf is that? Right? It's like they're saying "Do you see? DO YOU SEE?" And my reaction was " " There's a joke about whatever school you're from... if you had flair * intensifies* That makes perfect sense now... Aren't you jealous of the lucky girl who got to pour her heart out to the sympathetic, altruistic ear of a Twerp? Can you please clarify why someone should get banned for having a tournament? You didn't think to test something that may invoke ``rm -rf *`` in a VM? Rammus approves ┬─┬ノ( ノ) What a stupid idea "Arms and legs"? tldr: my girlfriend hates me cuz I can't perform. Lemmie guess, she was on the damn phone... I love my daughter (2 yo), but when she hasn't napped/mommy needs a nap, I can't stand her Just sleep or let me sleep please!!! I'm glad this pregnancy is almost over and soon she can meet her sister :) Sadly I'm anticipating .60 cents a mile 5 cents a min any month now cuz still 2x surge on .9 is 1.8. They want the sweet spot of 1.2 per mile without flipping off everybody It's his cakeday, be nice! Better add some text mate or modderinos will take you down "I pay my bills" ...you're supposed to. Shut the fuck up. I would choke a bitch if someone ate my craving Do NOT under ANY circumstances eat a pregnant woman's food!!! That should be rule #1 of pregnancy. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Il ressemble à une photo du film lord of the rings Comment est-ce encore possible ? C'était génial Ugh nazis reminds me of mods.. ( ) Wow... I don't even know what to say. I would totally use PayPal only if I was old enough It's Sjokz and xPeke all over again , KOREAN EDITION. I gotta see this This made no sense to begin with, because on alien blue, it's a picture of a guy with a t-shirt that says "I love boobs" My opinion goes something like this ಠ◡ಠ -> -> ಠ◡ಠ -> mmmm How the fuck do you ask someone permission to message them... Without messaging them they know Crying so much that they cast a black person for a black role. I can't handle every actor ever not being a white cis male If both your parents were white you weren't born the wrong race Does Tumblr not understand anything about genetics? Careful, the low priced ones don't come with the green boots. I had the worst sexy dream ever. It was...*my sister*. TIl s'agissait d'un très bon film. fusillades à He étaient bien dansées Are you coming on to me not a single lion in the video Sounds solid. No. I'm not an attention whore pretending to be a cat or a fucking anime character Oh, well then, with Sprout app saying '200 days to go' and monthly check ups until nearer the end... Fun. (┛ )┛彡┻━┻ Women have said it to me too. I just look at them like and say "I'm no lady" Yes, but it was executed wonderfully > OK.... What are we looking at? :) .... :) .... :) .... :| .... :) .... :D .... :D ..... :) ..... :| ..... :| ..... Also liked, "Rape is a Circle". Rape is a Circle. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You're welcome, cunty_mcfuckerson What is a "penitently"?? If there is no Serbia in The Adventures of S countries So help me god The what Clearly someone didn't catch that Mae and orleon are friends and down voted this.. so here's my up votes cause you're going through a rough time and don't need to be down voted on top of that. :) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I'm just upset I didn't see nipple Apparently it was a mistake to upload this ( ) Are you sure? Preach! It makes me so mad that products are currently being introduced with *beads* when they're about to be banned in California! Get it together guys Thank you! This whole sub is marijuana growers. GTFO Goddamn. That looks delicious. *Give it to me now.* ლ( ლ) (▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿├┬┴┬┴ * ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)つY * ヽ( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° )ﾉ * ༼凸 ◉_◔༽凸 * ヽ༼✿σل͜ σ༽ﾉ * /╲/( ͡⎚ ͜U ͡⎚)/\╱\ * ( ͡⚆ ͜ʖ ͡⚆) * ヽ༼⚆ل͜⚆༽ﾉ * ( ͡ _ ͡°)ﾉ⚲ * ♫ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┘ ♪ * ಠ⌣ಠ * ༼ ಥل͟ಥ ༽ ┬┴┬┴┤ * ༼ຈل͜├┬┴┬┴ * ༼ ಠل͟ಠ༽ * ᕕ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ * ᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕗ * ༼ง ͠ຈ ͟ل͜ ͠ຈ༽ง * |༼ʘ ل͜ ʘ༽| * ヽ༼◕ل͜◕༽ﾉ * ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ * (° ͜ʖ°) * ヽ༼ ツ ༽ﾉ * （͡°͜ʖ͡°） * (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ * ༼ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ * ( ＾◡＾)っ✂╰⋃╯ * ╰( ͡'◟◯ ͡')╯ * ヽ༼ ຈل͜ຈ༼ ຈل͜ຈ༽ຈل͜ຈ ༽ﾉ * ༼ - ل͜ - ༽ * ヽ° ~͜ʖ~ °ﾉ * ᕙ (° ~͜ʖ~ °) ᕗ * 乁( ◔ ౪◔)ㄏ * ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ * ヽ༼ຈل͜ರೃ༽ﾉ * ୧༼ಠ益ರೃ༽୨ * ( ﾉ ﾟｰﾟ)ﾉ * ヽຈل͜ຈﾉ * ヽ(ﾟｰﾟヽ) * ヽ༼ຈ益ຈ༽ﾉ * (☢益☢t) * ༼ᕗຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ * ╮(╯▽╰)╭ * ╮(╯ل͜╰)╭ * ༼ つ◕(oo)◕༽つ * (ι´Д｀)ﾉ * ヽ༼◥▶ل͜◀◤༽ﾉ * [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ヽ̲̅༼̲̅ຈ̲̅ل͜ຈ̲̅༽̲̅ﾉ̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] * [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡◥▶ ͜ʖ ͡◀◤)̲̅$̲̅] * ༼ ͠ຈ ͟ل͜ ͠ຈ༽ง * ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ☂ * (＾◡＾)っ * ༼☯﹏☯༽ * ヽ༼ ☭ل͜☭ ༽ﾉ * ♌༼✪ل͜✪༽ᕤ * (͡◔ ͜ʖ ͡◔) * ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ * ─=≡Σ((( つ◕ل͜◕)つ * ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ * (∩ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)⊃━☆ﾟ. * ･ ｡ﾟ, * ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽>ง * ᕙ༼◕ل͜◕༽ᕗ * ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ︵┻━┻ * ୧༼ ͡◉ل͜ ͡◉༽୨ * ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ * (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง * Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ * ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง * ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ * ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ * (~˘▾˘)~ * ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ * ヽຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ * (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ * ୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨ * /╲/\╭( ͡° ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ͡°)╮/\╱\ * (▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) * (ﾉ )ﾉ * └(°ᴥ°)┘ * つ◕ل͜◕)つ * ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) * ヽ༼♥ل͜♥༽ﾉ * ༼ ᓄºل͟º ༽ᓄ * (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง * ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ * ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ * ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ * ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ * ヽ༼>ل͜<༽ﾉ * ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) * ヽ༼@ل͜ຈ༽ﾉ * ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ * ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ * ('ºل͟º)ノ⌒. * [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] ( ) guess I'm better off selling it then. a *tad* harsh? I was with you on this whole thread until I saw that comment. Oh, I bet she eats the meat alright. (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ Buuuuuurn I guess that's not... paying for it... Technically. Its fun trying to decipher it all though. Also, I know who you are now... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Get your no fun lifestyle outta here I guess I'm on east coast time now "Sexual harassment of women during exorcism" ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I wanted to the same thing because my husband is only home for so long, and dealing with a toddler, NB, and an elective surgery is too much to do on my own I'm so pissed because I have to wait for the 6 weeks PP too. Tanyu s at Manami. "It's delicious!" They said it's a 'major surgery', even though it's laparoscopic, and that I have to heal one thing at a time To me that makes zero sense, but because my uterus would already be exposed with the c-section, it's just easier to do. I think it's a scheduling thing where if you're doing the CS, you're already in the OR. I don't think it's got anything to do with it being another surgery and healing. Ugh... My original, non-high risk OB might do it sooner IF things look good though. We shall see. Dear god.. I think it should be an issue, and the framework should be upgraded anyway for better experience ┬─┬ノ( ノ) We dun good. Oh I learned the hard way to do a preflight check before rides Random passer-by here: at both of you No way! Small world ←Freddy Mercury. Why did I click that link... oh my fuck. Rumi s at Sessho. He does not look old enough for her to have an 'interest' in him in 'that way'. "Let's go," she replies flatly, turning to head out of the Jade Temple the way she came. Ganondorf because . ┬sǝןqnop┬ノ( ノ) As someone who has never heard of the Dead Kennedys, I assumed the band was just called (The) Kennedys and that some oral necrophilic act was going on. I had to triple check that the baby in the bottom left picture didn't have cum dribbling down its face So... it's about a young bride's tits? Those HR ladies with their vanity... Hey! I grew up in gulfgate and then we moved somewhere nicer and I never realized how ghetto that place was >.> I cringe when visiting sometimes. You said it, not me I have never before made so little on 55 rides Monday-Friday. It's more risk and liability too on our end taking a higher frequency of passengers. the fact you hate poros is completely fine but don't ever use the apostrophe to form a plural again or I will find you and stuff your throat full of poros so you'll choke on them and die. Their pretty huge what? Yeah I'd have to fuck her before an hour was up....... THAT looks like it was fun Don't ever say that again Still better than what I'm bringing to the table. is all I got. Thanks, Alien Blue. Xur likes to get freaky. Not if I can help it. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) There is only one winner, and that is ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) "Stop trying to make Jon exist"? ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Oh yeah. I'm sorry Hun. It returns in the third trimester. I was talking to my SO the other day stating that I'm really over all the weird/ gross /uncomfortable crap about pregnancy but soooo happy that I wasn't nauseous like in the first tri. Nothing Was as miserable as my nausea. Two days later I was nauseous again. My guy likes sitting on my cat... well, if we wanna get really accurate, it's more like he's tea-bagging her. He has seen his fair share of scratches and bites as a result because she reacts faster than I do. There is a dota wiki for such kind of questions. Every time a newb encounters some unusual shit, a new shitpost gets made. Winning is Arsenal's problem Now you wait. The foot one made me cringe. The porcupine bristles, jagged nails, weird discoloration. The vomit colored polish is appropriate. Is this a example or actual post? My dick wants to go there A WILD MISSINGNO! Wow I must be high ಠ_ಠ . I gave you back the Victini Mcgregors lunchbox is almost as big as that ego ಠ_ಠ 3:10 "I'm gonna open my mouth and close my eyes and you're gonna give me a big surprise" This: Even the educational channels are going to shits. Now this isn't strange.....not at all...... I can't believe you just insulted AdirmalBulldog [](/rbonbon) ...**^( )** Holy shit you're going on 1M karma mostly from . The guy who started the forums thing has made you a reddit king. When you find a secret/answer, please message me I'm 37 weeks, my daughter just turned two, but she appears to have hit the terrible twos at 15 months. The exact same time we found out we were expecting. Godaddy? Oh holy hell this Glad we can complain about this together. Mine are currently in my vag, and when baby moves? Oh lordy haz mercy :/ ლ( ლ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Le chien ! Le chien ! J'aime comment il prend tellement de tirs à la tête ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) I'm already seeing a cardiologist due to PP issues with my first, and got confirmation that everything is fine. Could be the way the baby is sitting, could be a virus. My 'virus' lasted for what felt like ever I think it was two weeks on and off, maybe longer. -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Usually I would. But part of the ceiling in my apartment just caved in and it's now raining inside. I was laughing having noticed Crimea and Golden Horde in opposing sides imagining the religious conflicts between them. Then I saw the Ottomans... That looks way more complicated than I would ever use. And that's just the Hornet. What is my Freelancer going to be like. Nevermind, I figured it out. I'm a noob. Look at the username ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) > ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ From what I've seen it's very physically demanding and there are a few classes near me that are always full. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Yeah no playoff visitors in our city at all. It's band wagon season gee ╚( )=┐ The airline lounge has free beer, cricket on and better chicken that KFC I have to stay at the hospital for 5-6 days ***PP***, and we live an hour away I've basically had to pack like I'm living in a hotel for a few days even though hubs will be coming back and forth with our toddler. It is what it is, but we're not packing light so in the event that hubs has to bring something, it's one thing instead of *all the things*, lol! M: * * ** ** ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Your username.... The souls of the innocent Fancy seeing you here Holy crap, OP's karma ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ B-but girls don't poop, right? | arial. Can't see it take pic in day broಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Sure, sure.... The models creep me out ( ) ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ At first I thought they were saying is it normal for someone to click yes and then I saw the boobs Good ** ** Can't tell if troll or not. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Merci aussi pour votre créaton les autres films. Je vais regarder Raid, Collateral Pourquoi ne peux pas mon pays de faire quelque chose de similaire For me it just keeps stopping Underage drinking . /s That central eye crest. Wow, those codes are gone fast! Just 20 minutes 使う為立 トイレを使 Same here! We can know that Google can drain our batteries remotely... Ugh. *Duplicate* ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Great, we hugged it to death, good job reddit My launcher crashes when I log in, . I know it's something with the model of something, but that's all I can figure out. Yesss, would def do Just finished it. What a great flick! That ending though Should your SO get the flu for two weeks, make sure you *insist* that he go on a hike when he's bedridden and complaining/whining That hike will cure him right up. The real question here is why you would search for Justin Bieber It would be funny if his wife was just trolling him ಠ_ಠ It's under the Key See "DOOM"... She is awesome in that movie I was expecting Robert Plant flying with doves high on drugs I am 100% happy with my decision to have moved in with my then bf, now husband. We've been together for 11 years, living together for 9, married for 7, now expecting our second daughter :) Wanna know why I moved in the first place? My European parents didn't believe me that I was ill, and thought it was *all* in my head and all that BS *GUM CHEWING INTENSIFIES* ***GUM CHEWING INTENSIFIES*** ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Bug porn Damnit, I want updates... Some companies boast that their only preservative of their pet food is "the fridge"...also you look like you're 12 2 hours. No action. Could be watching game; hopefully OP not a Seattle fan or this story could get even hairier! You sir, have earned the ire of this entire subreddit. I hope it was worth it. Bloodmoon Liss new skin confirmed (ﾉಠ_ಠ)ﾉ MUCK FODS (ﾉ )ﾉ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ TFW your return specialist can't catch the fucking ball It appears no one in this thread is from south Florida. No Hispanic kid thinks fabuloso is juice. I bet none of you know what a cuban mop is... for shame. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ i know you are attempting to jinx us But they are decidedly more articulate who thought it was a good idea to name him "Slimy D"  This doesn't really count but on my phone I've got qaz set to autocorrect to (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻) and zaq to ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I find it useful ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Ex-Amish here-thank you for helping me understand . ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ So it's not an accurate representation of the American population at the time When I looked at the title I thought this was going a different direction ** ** Estos medicamentos tienen muchos efectos adversos, te recomendaría acudas con un especialista de la salud mental. Llamase psiquiatra y realmente buscar que medicamento seria el mejor. 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Belle vue ici Votre photo fait ressembler à une apocalypse de l'OP. I really REALLY hopes this happens to me. Right now I'm all, "Fuck it. Clean none of the things." It shows. Just like every act of violence by a group of caucasians is ethnicity-related She was the one who filmed it ┬─┬ノ( ノ) As an adc main I take pride in my cs per minute, making me lose a cannon definetly does put a look on my face if nothing else. > er à une apocalypse de l'OP. "a few tries" Omg, I've wondered this too. Every time I get SP I'm convinced I'm about to die due to the breathing problems, plus I'm short of breath naturally aswell. With your logic, her not attending the funeral could also be faked It is a total waste of cake ┌∩┐( )┌∩┐ 681 karma for that. Today I learned reddit condones jerking off in the presence of one's niece. I'm gonna have a hard time watching that movie now... Jesus Christ, dude ┬─┬ノ( ノ) [-10] ========== [0] ==[ ]======= [+10] Ouch.....did they live? did the mascot just flip us off? please not annoying fizz-fucking nami either. Go Naut or go home. Dried up and ended up being thrown out Scribe TIFU: By getting hooked on OP's dramatic life as it unfolds into oblivion. Talk about ironic, wait did I used it right Shut up and take my money! Keep writing man, gotta know what happens If they don't update it, i don't see any point in doing a release and buy it. Dude.. > LINOs I'm looking at you What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuccckkk Reminds me of that other political whistle blower that commuted suicide, with two gunshot wounds to the head. People seriously don't understand just how easy Hungrybox makes the matchup look versus top-level players, and even then you can clearly see the downsides (60% is considered kill-range ). I highly doubt there's any other puff player in the world that can go head to head with players like Mango and Leffen. ಠ_ಠ You cheating whore At first glance I read 'Penis in use' and I wondered how Reddit knew i was jacking off.. Yes, it does matter actually. If the OB was not the one who performed the ultrasound, it's not a reason to go somewhere else for another ultrasound. Though OP is having issues with her OB, it's not fair to blame the tech on something that didn't go right one time They're two different people with two different job descriptions. That's why I asked if it was a tech or OB. Switch practices, yes, if the OB seems incompetent or unreliable for *you*, but don't blame an auxiliary healthcare provider for something that can easily be remedied with another appointment That was the point of me asking. The *big* computer I need more of this. Are there anymore of these? I need to know . I don't know whether to upvote or downvote, so I'll jus sit here. Staring at you ( ) I was about to respond to this explaining the injoke and then i checked your post history. I'm watching you.... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That latency though I would like to see some more Do want. dafuq?! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Literally same thing just happened No! Hahaha I forgot I did that! That'll show you to complain about your spot in the standings! It's Monday... how do you use your closet? I read the Luna sets name as "Semens Eclipse" ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Dank weed bro Rank 100 "Typical girl logic"? Seriously? I will only forgive you if NicoNico2 was taken... Otherwise... ( ) > No fix for missing Cullen after Sera's side quest This was my problem...I was looking to give it a shot (I'm nowhere near as good as some of these Reddit guys at solving them), but I could hardly make out half the cards in his hand, doesn't help being on a phone. Going to comments spoiled the outcome... a guy that reads patch notes post 2.1.2 Decloak lurk - full Jenny ahead. ┬─┬ノ( ノ Where are you shooting that web from? Ty for the billionth repost of this! Please have my down vote Pretty sure you've left by now I get the reference! "Do your **burst**" (┛ )┛彡┻━┻ I I says the guy who's only knowledge of worldly affairs is derived from what he reads in anti-US literature. Get a fucking hobby. THIS IS WHAT I THINK OF YOUR SEXY SURPRISE This is better than your last post? NSFW. God-damn, I hate being poor What the fuck , I found it fine until the legs and betting part God damn it can this drummer just do his job right. OOC: Just keep beating that karma piñata Oh great. This BS again. We still doing this? Ok. Just wanted some kisses. As a computer science graduate, I put my full faith behind the bitcoin blockchain and it's ability to generate a fair random output for this contest. Unless it's not my number, then I'm not so sure Me win? I got "black history" Good share, I believe it is a Canadian site. CheMBL and PubChem are similar European and American options. I can link on my phone but google will find them Ole Red: Sooooo druuuunk. Hell I'd clean your bong for a hit on that pussy, looks yummy Is this /r/nosleep ? I was watching the game with mom and aunt who oogle over Kevin Love and got to see them argue over who Love was looking at between the both of them when we saw this Blackouts are gods way of saying don't worry about it - 'recovering addict' Vail The camera and the monitor were both terribly confused -_- :) :^{ :( Man, I saw this on the front page and thought it was posted on /r/cfb and was all at first. This makes a bit more sense now. Go Hoos! ( ) How? That was Braken's first release. How could he be popular before his first release? Did he produce and become popular under a different alias? How many guests? I'm in Dallas and won't do a food truck unless I have an event of 100ish or a big event so we can afford 2+ trucks. Service will be hellishly slow otherwise. The worst was when an event (not mine!) invited Easy Sliders to serve 300 people. 9gag? Really, Bruta? Really? Are you the guy who's posted the " " emote more than anyone else on Reddit? Worth a shot I guess Worst. Audio. Ever. I think Chris Hanson would like to have a word with you... Nah ah, I get to decide. My humor sense is best sense! "If my son was straight, I'd stab him with a dildo! " "If my daughter was straight, I'd make her eat her dinner off the carpet!" From warren. ಠ_ಠ we should meet up for ................ for things. /ಠ_ಠ\ damn niggarrians ya kind aint belong here / \ And not a stitch of pussy. Thanks for the help! I could not post it myself because my reddit account is new Oh, so I shouldn't worry about catching my bf with that app on his phone? I saw lol, hes like (┛ )┛彡┻━┻ Quality over quantity ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Admiral has been my favourite so far, but I am a die hard strawberry milk fan. I am hoping Odins Raven gets better after steeping, it shocked me quite a lot by how terrible it tasted. But Heisenberg is delicious too. Just finished my coil build at 1.08ohms on my Anima RDA Clone and iStick 20w and I have to say I am pretty stoked. Just set the fire alarms off with my portable build! Haven't had the chance to build he goblin or use the mech mod as I can't find any local battery shops that stock 18650 batteries No Essayez de jouer à FTL, son génial ! Je vois que vous avez fait là mais où est votre ps4 ┬─┬ノ( ノ) 9Gag est tous d'origine. Reddit vole 9gag So you think it's simpler to look at one number, figure out what number you need to make that number 10, THEN figure out what to take away from the second number in order to get the number you need to make the first number 10, THEN add what's left to the 10 you just created? Oh yeah, that's much easier than just adding the 2 number you had in the first place together. I repeat, This blew my mind. Do you know who it is? Ok first of all, moe is most definitely an asshole. That fat fuck needs to die already... He's cocky as fuck and thinks that he's the father of KennyS himself. He has no regard for his teammates and I personally can't wait until that diabetic warlord finally gets kicked off of torqued and keels over. He's a little bitchy drama queen who talks shit and then acts like he didn't do anything. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Seriously. Imagine seeing that thing at night. Wait, silly me, it probably isn't there at night. It just re-appears every morning a little taller. /u/PleaseRespectTables ノ( ノ) Well that OP is certainly something took 2nd in the giant 50/50 You're so masculine when you offend women That's cool that Mexican food has reached that far. Now I would appreciate it if a good Mexican restaurant would open in central western Washington state... I'm rooting for the Patriots. Nay, not only rooting, hoping beyond hope that Tom Brady gets as many rings as Joe Montana. This makes me happy 4.3GB reduced to 43kb awesome, I am so lucky to have seen that blurry mess, super thanks. dota 2 will be and so will csgo Totally love being compared to a whale and a hibernating bear. loose a third of our strength for fat? I can't even.... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Touch annoyed that for some reason the content of this didn't send over... I'm pretty new to reddit. Wat You know, if you keep guessing, it's going to be pretty hard to pull off my surprise. What a sm th operator. You should write a bot or have someone write it for you when someone asks you that. Just auto replies with " " Ahhhh, those two, how could I not have seen it coming, it was so much not obvious that those two things might have came up somewhere within the week. /s and I also have a great excuse when I accidentally put it in the wrong hole Shut up about Jenny If it weren't for that 133t font... ** ** I know Poor Rider User name checks out Sakura ~~Trick~~ Dick How young? See now you understand my reasoning. Gosh ಠ_ಠ While the MH370 coverage is considerably more serious it reminds of CNN's coverage of the death of Michael Jackson. I turned off breaking news alerts and stopped following CNN after that. ಠ_ಠ -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) I guess the story now is Carly and Jenny had a combination play with Zack and X's penis, and touched it a little... That dick is about to snap......... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Don't bring your math here! I rest my case. Oh Thank God. But that was a close call. I must take Operation Conquer Miles to the next level. Miles, I'll need your phone number and coordinates. Any insight as to why? I'm a noob. He's dying on the inside... ( ) Hmm Redective is telling me that he has only used the 232 times. Wrong subre... oh. Nice skin Commenting "for science" Well if someone on the Internet says they'll do something and then they don't come through, then how can we, the masses, be expected to continue on in our lives?! I'm very disappointed in you! Why? Were you going to repost it somewhere ? Sydney, why you so humid? I just turned 13, I'm a "teenager" now Windows is never comfortable. Which of you said the word "shutout"? That's in ipv3? Where's the ? It looks exactly like a boneless hot wing Ah... sorry. I forgot to read your mind. I'd say it entered more than her mind -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^ @outlook.com email address Dayaammmmmmmm Did you post pictures offensive to a peaceful community? You should write a bot that automatically does for you. ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ My law prof decided his textbook needed a new cover with his daughter on it so we had to buy his new edition of the book this year. $1.2 Billion well spent! Brb, gotta go to the neighbors... * * ( ) The perfect date....beer, weed, football I'M DON'T (☞ )☞ Oh cmon at least put the damn seat up. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Have you ever replied to the "Hey are you Warlizard from the Warlizard Gaming Forums?" with a face other than ? In case anyone's wondering what they're talking about the first guy said his name and what "side" of the Narcs he was messing with. The second guy said his name and his "side" but he was more detailed about it and he basically said "Don't mess with these people, always think about what you're doing. If you see something keep your mouth shut and other than that you should be fine." Its very bad when you understand what they're saying. Also the guy was chocking on his own blood And /r/nofap. Good god. You had handcuffs? Should have used them on that second guy Nahht sure if this is freakishly coincidental ooooor that you are fully aware that there is strange sculptures that could most certainly be mistaken for cheese art all up and down the coast.... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) They have tuH azziP in Egypt? ( ) Definitely windowed. I have no idea why they think this is a good idea ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) It was 99 to be precise. Unfortunately pretty common with that game (Marvel Legendary). If I buy from Amazon it takes about 10-12 days at best 14 at worse to get to me here in Australia. With this stuff up I may have to wait up to 6 weeks to get the replacement cards. So it would be nearly 2 months by the time I can play it at worst case scenario. Best is another week ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) > But yeah, the fake ESA cat is a bigger problem WAT Old gen peasant here Son, put the table back. ( ) Glad I'm not the only one I'm 23 and I'm toxic, so your stereotype isn't 100% correct, sorry bro ~~Didn't this backheel go to a Chelsea player though? ~~ Nope, sure didn't. She has them to take out the trash. It is a funny image, just not at 2a! who mentioned rim job? Well excuse me. Last night I searched a few times and came up with nothing so this morning I just thought I would ask. I humbly grovel for your forgiveness. That kind of response gets the /u/Warlizard emote from me: ┬─┬ノ( ノ) So basically what happened is that the m2a4 spots me and starts up its machine guns so i put a few m51 shots in it and it says it can pen none pen some how la clave es no usar las calzas solas, sobretodo si son cortitas, son demasiado reveladoras "Escape to restart" ¯\( ¯)/¯ Or, you know, learn to swim Intensive purposes Valencia filter and a square picture.... OP did you post this on instagram? And yet he keeps getting upvotes If anything, Jon's Targ name should be... Viserys Literal interpretation Joke Yup! Haha! So pretty though It's funny, people are scary of places that are less dangerous than some western cities. A cultural city in the third world 'seems scary', house party in London 'sounds awesome'. And then there's the people who live in Detroit ( ) Good god. Is NDTV ever going to recruit anyone with a decent grasp of English? This wasn't an interrogation Goddamnit! ಠ_ಠ ಠ ಠ Made an account to say: You're so wrong ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ By your logic, it would be totally cool for you to have a store and designate "whites only" parking spaces. Holly mother fucking god Just imagine something like that done to your testes. Thats fucking torture. siamese twin faggot Alrighty! Thanks. Ended up with LSD instead of shrooms cannot, for the life of me, get shrooms. Every time I think I found it the guys out and I end up with something else. Haha... you're so right about "something will come up that upsets her... (i guarantee it)" someone should make a meme! and know what? she also came up with the sexual partner thing, i was like "...why do you care! i dont even think about former sexual partners! you just need to know that i'm happy with you!" and then she got upset because i dont wanted to answer that kind of questions. At first I was like but then I was like ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) ( ) Your title is wrong. New strain ? I mean, come on ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I can only imagine the amount of karma you've racked up with three simple characters... 'before' the internet? ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) So, does the ultra-handsome Miki pick up three girls at once to eat? You first ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Yeah, we might get there.... in 20 years... Dad yuuuu put dat table back. ( ) There's something suspicious about that math Same. I've noticed heavy ammo seems to drop in waves. I'll have on my wings and kill tons of guys, not heavy ammo drops ಠ_ಠ get annoyed and pop a heavy ammo synth, then tons of heavy ammo starts dropping Not to mention the "abusing women" fantasies... Great, thanks for criminalizing security research 8======() Ahhh I rolled 12 eggs and like 10 chests at one event and got no heroes at all ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ That wasn't even funny he's no dick Sir he gave me my baby and love ghorn <3 and red death ;) What? You're all over the place and stating the obvious. Obviously you're probably going to kill someone if you have to shoot them. Getting shot is usually fatal. Yeah, which means that they're probably re-purchasers who get to skip those who want to try it out. Where is my **Helix Halberd** weapon showcase? ////\ಠಠ ಠಠ/\\\\ She's his "long lost" daughter's friend from high school Me reading the title: Seriously. What a Holy shit I'm sick of the Buzzfeed hate circlejerks! One parent comment spawns like ten children posting the same ten clickbait titles in every thread!! I hope this nurse not only gets canned, but into a *tremendous* amount of shit for her stupidity and unprofessionalism What Superbowl? I don't recall there being one. Hah you crazy kids and your stories.... How do you know? ( ) I'll make the Ciara unit analysis. Got it? Normal people /╲/\\╭(ಠ ಠ)╮/\\╱\\ if they haven't already... U better have a good answer as to why she got ears but no fluffy tail Bosh too 12 Lunarises... The worst part was summoning her 4 times in a row... My reddit BROKE when I clicked on this post, that's how bad this is... Bet you're a hoot at parties Fun, but I really don't need beer that has more than 12% alcohol. That maybe should not be #1. Putin is such a bad ass. Such a homophobic hyper masculine KGB wanna be dictator bad ass. It's sideways for me. By your teacher? Or fellow students? I need to know ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) /r/TwitchPlaysPokemon ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠ true... But still Those last few short strokes then she slips the head out......damn now I need a BJ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I guess it's slowly waking up. It's hasn't gotten out of bed yet, but it's reached the point where it's become aware that it will eventually need to go to the bathroom. YOU. Are we trading someday or what? Because he was a vegetarian? Oh.. no, wait. I get it. Question: I have a dell craptop that has served me pretty well over two years or so - contrary to reddit's popular opinion When the Win8 technical preview came out, I downloaded it and ran it in a sandboxed VM to check it out and it was slower than I liked; apps like Fresh Paint gave me memory warnings and stuff. I'm assuming that this was all because of the limited RAM I gave the VM, but would I experience any problems performance-wise if I upgraded - or would my performance get even better?! On a related note, how easy is the upgrade and what kind of issues would there be - like while installing Wii homebrew, the only danger is if power is lost. Will the Windows 10 install be like this, or will it be more volatile and have the potential to crash or stop in the middle due to some error and leave me hanging with a brick? > Included will be their love child with a mysterious ability you will only find out about after 24 episodes.... >┬─┬ノ( ノ) AlienBlue has built in Living off the land, farming, raising animals, and making things using nature yeah I have experienced it and I am not a hippy. I'm from the Philippines growing up in the province is tough and I never like it. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) wait wat! Im actually Mormon... What's wrong with being vegan Walked in to the gym last week and two of the regular curlbros were doing deads for a change. Repping out 3 plates pretty easily, but when they added #4 neither could move the bar more than a few inches. Thought nothing of it, until I finished my sets and noticed their bar is still on the floor. Loaded with 455 lbs, even though neither of them managed to lift 405. i always remember the Swordfish and i always remember the Hammer Head but i can never ever remember the name of Faye Valentines ship The ignorance in China regarding animal welfare is staggering. My girlfriend posted a moment about getting our cat neutered. She instantly had a dozen serious replies from friends calling her cruel and a terrible pet owner since the cat could no longer be a father The game renders the inner surfaces of blocks ? if he's 18 and has no priors, he will be fine. probably just probation. you, on the other hand, sound like you've got to own up to. if this is true and the dudes sitting in jail because you had the bright thought of sticking illegal drugs in his car over a dance, you've got a moral obligation to tell the truth how it got that. if you don't it sure makes you seem like a terrible person. ........ ( )... growlithes. we were talking about shiny growlithes. Hey, Peter-man. Watch your cornhole, man. Whats about the girl next to the APC? I would really like some reading material. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Wait a second. Someone in this thread mentioned that he played Sion support on his smurf Paul Pierce where was that defense in game 7? ლ( ლ)   IPA? you can brew your own electronics cleaner? I would buy it, but i dont like puzzle games I've read that link on another site.... sorry, no other ideea, it seem you need to wait the 8.2 update ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ <ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ> ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)̄ IM DONG,JAMES DONG (̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)̄ (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) (⌐■_■)=/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿̿̿ ̿ ̿̿ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Keep Your Dongers Where i Can See Them Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ༽ u ugly as fuk (⌐■_■)=/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿̿̿ ̿ ̿̿ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ KEEP YOUR DONGERS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM ヽ༼° ͟ل͜ ͡°༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ͟ل͜ ͡°༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง : (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ╭∩╮( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡ ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Probably doesn't have an attached bathroom. If he does then Sup. ┌( )┘ Good one! I'm not sure that dog appreciates being referred to as a turd on a napkin though "gg noobs, y u feed kat? I pushed her out of lane" - ( ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ &lt;ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ&gt; ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)̄ IM DONG,JAMES DONG (̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)̄ (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) (⌐■_■)=/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿̿̿ ̿ ̿̿ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Keep Your Dongers Where i Can See Them Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ༽ u ugly as fuk (⌐■_■)=/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿̿̿ ̿ ̿̿ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ KEEP YOUR DONGERS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM ヽ༼° ͟ل͜ ͡°༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ͟ل͜ ͡°༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง : (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ╭∩╮( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡ ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ Smokes what? > I live on 119th Sears does auto maintenance? ( ) No. That's how *she* effectively banned me. I thought you had said "rest in peace lulz." I ed really hard until I read it properly. ** ** We can assumes she's not really your right hand women type And here you could have made a quick 200 bux (ﾉ )ﾉ come on man, fuck me already ( ) >KARMA BRA! ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ Yeah, he walked off stage last time I saw him in Baltimore because the crowd was "getting too crazy" and trying to push forward to the stage (like every rock show crowd ever). ( ) ( ) Best. Lay. Ever.^except ^I'm ^married ^now, ^so ^yeah, ^that's ^great ^too ^ Second picture cherezard! HAHA CHARIZARD USED FLAMETHROWER SHAME ON YOU UR HOUSE ON FIRE 19 winners by random, 5 by vote. Wow.. yet another thing copied from Nine Inch Nails. ... gee, why would you ever break up with such a wonderful guy. I'm a nice guy Nice, I'll try that. Huh... Any tips for a lightweight software to capture video? ( ) "Intel HD Graphics 4600" ( ) more like ┌∩┐( )┌∩┐ Obligatory: I'm not sending you pictures of my twig and giggleberries. CSRF-token is not an authentication token. When will this madness end ლ( ლ) I don't know how to feel about this. -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ಠ_ Thanks! Gustin do good stuff! It's gateway denim. If it wasn't for them I wouldn't be the serious denim geek I am today. "I'm a tube guy. A tube whore, if you'd like" - Here check out my entry level Grados and Valhalla Do you like country music? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Please tell me that use of trigger warning is either ironic or some massive hallucination on my part. Two sentences written for the entire week. ( ) No, it was *you* who just did that. I dunno why every time I read slytheriNA I remember derpina [M] I beg to disagree The VV3.0 has a 10 second cutoff... 100 seconds? Ahhhh the Aussie dilemma . Been there. Is your mother retarded? Asuka makes her first appearance in Episode 8. Enjoy. ( ) ~In a casket~ (☞ )☞ And then there was no toilet paper I'm scared ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Some more info which I thought I posted but I guess I didn't submit it right (always wanted to use that face) ..... When I thought this was going to involve some sort of butter and coconut oil: You're everywhere. You made me hungry I believe I paid the same for that SAME Macroeconomics textbook. Kid has got his hands in his pockets, on a school photo. I'll be sure to uh *fill* those plotholes personally. \m/ \m/ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Oh yes, I would! Will somebody beat that guy to death with a steel dildo, already? -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) J'ai vu qu'une entrée. J'ai ruiné l'argument massue Qui sont ces gars-là ? Sont-ils censés être célèbre Ce mec ne sait pas Oh yeah I'd eat that......and those lips would feel good wrapped around my pecker... I notice you had no problem with meth cooking . ┬─┬ノ( ノ) > Two sentences written for the entire week. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Wait. You are wondering why GRRM and Dan Brown is an enjoyable read, while Paradise Lost and Wuthering Heights isn't? And this triggered an existential writer episode? Thanks for the advice...and thats not happening... .... I was in a party with 2 bards yesterday and 1 of them (who died at least 3times in each boss) kept playing Mage's Ballad at the start of every pull and I'm like ??? Play foes if you want to play songs so badly Je suis vraiment impressionné par ses talents de tir à l'arc ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) > Mais que les libertés soient en diminution, Thanks! I've had three people agree to trade that piece of armor to me and then just drop all contact. I was too lazy to google "disapproval face", copy it with the finicky touch-screen controls, then paste it with those same finicky controls. On the PC, I have a RES macro for Little bitch He's using a hip quiver in parts of the video She's only nine... Then she was forced to make food with a secret ingredient, and it's not cat Punish Crimea because it got annexed by Russia? Makes fucking sense much fairer than punishing, oh, maybe the Russians themselves /s Any Sandwich and Baconnaise, chicken and Baconnaise, Bacon omelette and Bacaonaise, Hot and Spicy Baconnaise Just convert all skillshots in targeted abilities and let us climb to Challenger... im just glad he didnt do one for female condoms Small titties ≠ flat chested. "You have never been a fanatic about anything, except maybe sex, money, sports, or .... education." Or you could mix your ashes in with a nice load of water thats about to be used in a douche...that way you could go through the pipes once more. Of course, it's allways worse to be Brazilian No but its's getting into *you.* ( ) How u read that... ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ <ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ> ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)̄ IM DONG,JAMES DONG (̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)̄ (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) (⌐■_■)=/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿̿̿ ̿ ̿̿ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Keep Your Dongers Where i Can See Them Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ༽ u ugly as fuk (⌐■_■)=/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿̿̿ ̿ ̿̿ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ KEEP YOUR DONGERS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM ヽ༼° ͟ل͜ ͡°༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ͟ل͜ ͡°༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง : (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ╭∩╮( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡ ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ > ( ) You love 13 year olds? Oh, well I guess that makes it ok then... Damn it. Why'd that make me laugh. Oh do they? Be careful /u/surgelol "thuglyfe" "thugLYFE" "LYFE" "Y" ( ) /╲/\╭( ಠ ಠ )╮/\╱\ ( ≧Д≦) o(-д´- ｡) ((╬ಠิ﹏ಠิ)) (；￣Д￣） ಠ_ರೃ (」゜ロ゜)」 (;¬_¬) 凸(｀0´)凸 (*｀へ´*) （；¬＿¬) -д´- (≧m≦) (｡+･ω･´) ｡゜(｀Д´)゜｡ (/ﾟДﾟ)/ (*￣m￣) ( •̀ω•́ )σ (＃｀д´)ﾉ (>人<) ( ꒪Д꒪)ノ (#ಠQಠ#) (¬_¬) (　ﾟДﾟ)＜!! (‡▼益▼) (¬､¬) ( ಠ ಠ ) (´･益･｀*) (¬▂¬) (･｀ｪ´･)つ (´Д｀) (⋋▂⋌) (,,#ﾟДﾟ) (҂⌣̀_⌣́) ＼(｀0´)／ (； ｀ｪ´ ；)b三b (>_<) ヽ(｀⌒´メ)ノ (；¬д¬) （＞д＜） ヽ(●-Д´-)ノ （;≧皿≦） (¬д¬。) ヽ༼ ಠ益ಠ ༽ﾉ (((p(>o<)q))) （≧▼≦；) (≧σ≦) (◣_◢) (ᇂ∀ᇂ╬) (╬ﾟ◥益◤ﾟ) (ू˃̣̣̣̣̣̣︿˂̣̣̣̣̣̣ ू) (ノ≧┏Д┓≦)ノ (╬⓪益⓪) (ू˃̣̣̣̣̣̣o˂̣̣̣̣̣̣ ू)⁼³₌₃ (ノಠ ∩ಠ)ノ彡( o°o) (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ 凸ಠ益ಠ)凸 (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ (╯°Д°）╯︵/(.□ . ) 凸(⊙▂⊙✖ ) (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ （▼へ▼メ） (ಠ⌣ಠ) [○･｀Д´･○] (◞≼◉ื≽◟ ;益;◞≼◉ื≽◟) (ಥ⌣ಥ) {{|└(>o< )┘|}} ｢(#Φ益 Φo)∩ ＼(・｀(ｪ)・)/ ＼(〇O〇)／ /( .□.) ︵╰(゜益゜)╯︵ /(.□. /) ＼(＠O＠)／ ┌П┐(►˛◄’!) ( #⌂´)/┌┛ ＼(O´θ／ ╭(๑¯д¯๑)╮ ＼( ｀.∀´)／ ＼(>o<)ノ ヾ( ･⌓´･)ﾉﾞ ヾ(。◣∀◢。)ﾉ ヽ(≧Д≦)ノ o(≧o≦)o ヽ(#Д´)ﾉ ヽ(ｏ皿′ｏ)ﾉ ŎUŎ ヽ(#ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ┌┛ ٩(╬ʘ益ʘ╬)۶ s(・｀ヘ´・；) ヽ(#ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ┌┛Σ(ノ´Д)ノ ٩(๑ȏ´๑)۶ s(・｀ヘ´・;)ゞ ヽ(｀◇´)/ ｏ( ><)o θ＼(；￢_￢) ヽ(￣д￣;)ノ o(>< )o Σ(-Д´-ﾉ；)ﾉ Σ(▼□▼メ) щ(ºДºщ) щ(ಠ益ಠщ) щ(ಥДಥщ) ლ (#｀ﾛ＾;)> ლ(ಠ_ಠლ) ლ(ಠ益ಠ)ლ ლ(ಠ益ಠლ ლಠ益ಠ)ლ ಠ▃ಠ ಥ⌣ಥ ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ 눈_눈 凸(-0-メ) 凸(｀⌒´メ)凸 凸(｀△´＋） ☜(:♛ฺ;益;♛ฺ;)☞ ૮( ᵒ̌▱๋ᵒ̌ )ა (⁎˃ᆺ˂) (⁎ૢ⚈ै೧⚈ै⁎ૢ) ໒(•න꒶̭න•)७ (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ (ꈨຶꎁꈨຶ)۶” ⁽ƈ ͡ (ुŏ̥̥̥̥םŏ̥̥̥̥) ु ૮(ꂧ᷆⺫ꂧ᷇)ა ૮(ꂧꁞꂧ)ა ૮( ᵒ̌ૢཪᵒ̌ૢ )ა (,,Ծ‸Ծ,, ) (ꐦ°᷄д°᷅) ((╬●∀●) (۶ૈ ۜ ᵒ̌▱๋ᵒ̌ )۶ૈ=͟͟͞͞ ⌨ * ूི-̭͡- ૂ ྀ⁎ꂚᴉᴉᴉ (╬ Ò ‸ Ó) (๑•ૅㅁ•๑) ꒰╬•᷅д•᷄╬꒱ (╬•᷅д•᷄╬) ┗(•̀へ •́ ╮ ) (۶ૈ ᵒ̌ Дᵒ̌)۶ૈ=͟͟͞͞ ⌨ (๑‾᷆д‾᷇๑) ฅ⁽͑ ˚̀ ˙̭ ˚́ ⁾̉ฅ ๛∙᷅῞ॄ∙᷄ ఠ ͟ಠ ˁ⁽͑ ˚̀˙̭˚́ ⁾̉ˀ ⁼³ (ఠ్ఠ ˓̭ ఠ్ఠ) (´罒*) (°ㅂ° ╬) ( ｰ̀εｰ́ ) (눈_눈) （｡ò ∀ ó｡） (o´罒o) (ヾﾉ•᷅ ༬•᷄ ) ‾͟͟͞(((ꎤ ✧曲✧)̂—̳͟͞͞o (ಢ⊱ಢ ｡) (๑•॒̀ ູ॒•́๑) (｡ì _ í｡) (๑•ิཬ•ั๑) ฅ(๑д๑)ฅ!! ( ๑॔˃̶◡ ˂̶๑॓) (๑ò︵ò๑) (⑉･̆⌓･̆⑉) ヾ( ˃̶⺫˂̶｡)ノ o͡͡͡͡͡͡╮(｡>口<｡)╭o͡͡͡͡͡͡ ᵑ৹! ( >д<) (╬ಠิ益ಠิ) (｀益´) ლ(ಠ益ಠ)ლી (´◣д◢+) (☞◣д◢)☞ ─(｡ìдí｡)─ <!–･”(>0<)”･ –> <!– {{(>_<)}} –> ﾚ(◣益◢#)ﾍ ₍₍ ◝(•̀ㅂ•́)◟ ⁾⁾ (((ꎤ๑‾᷅༬‾᷄๑)̂—̳͟͞͞o ≡/( .-.)\ ︵╰(«○»益«○»)╯︵ /(.□. /)̨ o͡͡͡͡͡͡╮(ꐦ ꈨຶ皿ꈨຶ)╭o͡͡͡͡͡͡ <(｀^´)> (;｀O´)o (ꐦ ಠ皿ಠ ) ૮( ᵒ̌皿ᵒ̌ )ა (ʘ言ʘ╬) （｀Δ´）！ (*｀Ω´*) (╬ಠ益ಠ) (╬ ‾᷅皿‾᷄ ╬) (｡☉︵ ಠ╬) ( ‾᷅⚰‾᷄ ) ( ง ᵒ̌皿ᵒ̌)ง⁼³₌₃ ٩(╬ఠ༬ఠ)و (ﾉꐦ ◎曲◎)ﾉ=͟͟͞͞ ⌨ (Ò 皿 Ó ╬) (૭ ఠ༬ఠ)૭ ~‾͟͟͞(((ꎤ >ㅿ<)̂—̳͟͞͞o ‾͟͟͞(((ꎤ ✧曲✧)̂—̳͟͞͞o ⁽⁽(੭ꐦ •̀Д•́ )੭*⁾⁾ ᑦᵒᔿᵉ ᵒᐢᵎᵎ ‾͟͟͞(((ꎤ >口<)̂ꎤ⁾⁾⁾⁾ (૭ ◉༬◉)૭⁾⁾⁾⁾ ( ⓞ⃘ ⺫ ⓞ⃘۶)۶ ੭ྀ (｀◕‸◕´+) (ര̀⍨ര́)و ̑̑༉ ‎(ﾉಥ益ಥ）ﾉ ┻━┻ (ﾉಥДಥ)ﾉ︵┻━┻･/ ( ︶︿︶)_╭∩╮ (╬ﾟ◥益◤ﾟ) ╬ﾟ (∘⁼̴⃙̀˘︷˘⁼̴⃙́∘) (-̀◞८̯◟-́) 凸(｀ι _´メ） ٩(๑´๑)۶ ( ͒˃⌂˂ ͒) Ƒ ư ɕ ƙ (╬ﾟ◥益◤ﾟ) ╬ﾟ ٩(//̀Д/́/)۶ ٩(╬ʘ益ʘ╬)۶ (ு⁎ு)྆྆ (╬⓪益⓪) （╬ಠ益ಠ) 凸(>皿<)凸 (●o≧д≦)o (д´*) =͟͟͞͞( •̀д•́))) ▻⃘ ௭ ◅⃘ (*☆OДo)９　｡+ﾟ 〴⋋_⋌〵 ⁽͑˙˚̀བ̇˚́˙⁾̉ ⁽͑ʺ˚̀˙̪̺˚́ʺ⁾̉ ˃͐ p( Ò ‸ Ó)q  ი⁽͑˙˚̀༡̇˚́˙⁾̉ჟ ˒˒⁼³ (๑･▱´･๑) ヽ(｀⌒´)ﾉ ˁ⁽͑˙˚̀ˆ̇˚́˙⁾̉ˀ ⁽͑˙˚̀⚐˚́˙⁾̉ ˃ʍ˂ \٩(๑ȏ´๑)۶// ＼＼\\٩(๑´๑)۶//／／ ༼ つ ͠° ͟ ͟ʖ ͡° ༽つ ୧ʕ ⇀ ⌂ ↼ ʔ୨ ʕ •̀ o •́ ʔ ໒( : ͡° д °͡ : )७ ┌(▀Ĺ̯ ▀-͠ )┐ (☢益☢t) ୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨ (☝’益’☝) ┗(｀Дﾟ┗(｀ﾟДﾟ´)┛ﾟД´)┛ ((ヾ(≧皿≦；)ノ＿)) (ｙﾟ 益ﾟ;)ｙ ＼•̀益•́´／ [⑇⨀ེ⌓⨀ེ•⑇] 凸(^▼ｪ▼ﾒ^) ヾ(｀⌒´メ)ノ″ ヽ(｀○´)/ v(｀皿´)ﾉ~ б(*｀・´)∂ ╰༼=ಠਊಠ=༽╯ (☄ฺ◣д◢)☄ฺ ⋋_⋌ ໒( ᓀ ‸ ᓂ )७ ꀯ(‴ꑒ᷅⺫ꑒ᷄) ｡ﾟﾟ(」｡≧□≦)」 (#｀皿´) (｀Д´) (ﾉ｀Д´)ﾉ (ﾒﾟ皿ﾟ) o(｀Д´*)o ヽ(♯｀Д´)ﾉ ヽ(｀Д´#)ﾉ ヽ(｀Д´)ノ ヾ(*｀ｪ´*)ﾉ ヾ(o｀ｪ´)ﾉ ヾ(｀ε´)ﾉ ヾ(｡｀Д´｡)ﾉ ヾ(ﾒ｀･д･´)ﾉﾞ ヽ(o｀Д´o)ﾉ ヾ(*｀⌒´*)ﾉ ((ヾ(≧皿≦ﾒ)ﾉ)) (o｀ﾟ皿ﾟ) ヾ(｀д´*)ﾉ ヽ(*｀Д´*|| ||*｀Д´*)ﾉ (o･｀Д´･o) ヾ(o｀ε´o)ﾉ o(o･з･´o)ﾉ !! o(≧д≦)o)) Σ(ﾟд´;ﾉ)ﾉ o(-д´- o) ∪ヽ(●-｀Д´-)ノ彡☆ o(｀□´)○ (-̀◞▥◟-́) ( ╬◣ 益◢) ୧▒ •̀ o •́ ▒୨ ╚╚|░☀▄☀░|╝╝ ୧(๑•̀ᗝ•́)૭ ೕ(Ò⺫ Ó )೨ ( ▀ 益 ▀ ) ໒( ⇀ ‸ ↼ )७ ⸌ ͔〠 ̖⸍⌕⁔͡⸌ ̗〠 ͕⸍⌕ ☜(o´) ┗|｀O´|┛ ヾ(｡｀Д´｡)ﾉ彡☆ （╬ಠ益ಠ) （♯▼皿▼） Щ(◣д◢)艸 ( ╬◣ 益◢）y━･~ ヽ(´益)ﾉ ┗曲━（｀益´）━曲┛ （○｀Ｏ´○） (; ･д･´) ｜。｀＞Д＜｜ (◎益◎;) (๑•̀ㅁ•́ฅ) ┗(｀ム´)=З ┗(｀皿´)┛ (@益@ .:;) ヽ(｀δ´)ノ └(○｀ε´○)┘ ι(｀ロ´)ノ ヾ(｀◇´)ﾉ彡 （▽д▽） (｀∧´メ)ρ)) (ृ　ुω´)ु ꉂo´ ) ◟( ‾᷅⚰‾᷄ ) (; ･`д･´)​ t(=n=) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ^^^^^^^** ** ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ I'm a witness as well as a victim. The world needs more of these people. Too often have I sat amongst awkward company listening to bombs being dropped in the other room. Thank you. No seriously. I'm ready to go on a rampage because of those people. ┬┬ノ( ノ) There's nothing unreasonable about NK. Why wouldn't you want to be near the dear leader!? ლ( ლ) Yeah... So I'm still on a light buzz I just finished my exams and my new Arizer Solo came in so I bought an oz with my friends and we were outside then I realized my dad had been calling me for an hour so I was gonna run home but as soon as I started there was a wall in my way it hurt ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ^^ ### Oh right, I forgot that I saw that article and just went . Le-au acaparat bicicliștii Why is there Lucy but no erza S N Why is your name a crocodile? PIERRE MCQUIRE KNOWS ABOUT TRASH TALKING Your bot broke. Here's this in case you need it- i know what ur name is Tipo la Sierra Leone? Because I'm the one telling people how they should travel and spend their time like it's any of my fucking business. Yeah that's it Che noia 짜증나 "Self-rape prevention"... I wanna know too Glue the spike. Maybe cups even. I don't do that though, and don't drop it haha. I did this today with my mint focus. Multiple times. Cue chips. Unluckily I dropped it on cement and accidentally stepped on it scraping it across the floor. 10000/10 would not do again. Yes, the SJWs and Dancing with the Stars enthusiasts are right up there with educated people from a century ago. There is an AP lit class notorious for bad grades in my school. The average grade on the first essay is -300, which is thankfully usually brought up to 0 ( ) Been a lot of bikes stolen from there lately. Sucks. I, Jesus, frown upon your repost I forgot I was looking at the nz subreddit, thought to myself "gee, that singlet is pure nz" ...You win. I made my account on the 16th. "...or horny" Cookies? Mother of God... * * ☣ *leans away* The thing is, only the front halves of my eyebrows do that Citizen Kane...... Just kidding. That movie is so boring that I can't believe I was able to keep myself awake through the entire movie . ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Butthurt Sprint users/employees. Literally been admitted by a Sprint employee that he downvotes all T-Mobile comments/threads in this subreddit to "level the playing field". As an American.. Je vous remercie de me montrer cette vidéo. C'était génial Voulez-vous dire que nous n'avons pas les images de ce jeu légendaire ? 💨💨💨💨💨 What's the shipping to Canada? haha the national costumes def seemed a bit over the top, and miss australia , no way thats the national costume. That skeleton hanging on the wall when princess enters the party: Stammer at left wing Oh god the triangles. How are you being downvoted for 'stop judging people by the group they belong to?' As long as he doesn't wash yours next I would like Pokéballs (☞ )☞ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Inb4 developers are coded as minions. That kid who hates it because it "doesn't do anything"... wtf ☜( )☞ Is. Is that toilet paper? Argh, got to try it out for the first time and the demo the guy had me do had slender man jump out at me. Then you're teleported into a movie theater so by the time people looked over at me screaming it looked like I really hated Iron Man or something -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) I am. I know what you've done. -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) \&#3232;_\&#3232; Or copy past them, ~~Full Sans-Culottes does not disable the indicators for shooters. ~~ as long as you are not fast-ryoko, i am good L...licking it right? Has nothing to do with why people care about version numbers "I'm not so sure of that," Rumi replies, all kinds of at Sessho. People say that plagiarism tarnishes the luster of an undergrad degree. You prob should come off the bench then The question stands No. I have an IUD. But don't get me wrong... I have definitely considered that possibility. I don't even know how I entered Maxwell on "turn 1" and ended up facing a 2 turn gap between SS+Rune and Destiny... Meanwhile in Australia. I was just about to type in but then I realized I probably am not one to judge. We used to rub the cones until their velvety layer came off. Tabasco salt? I had no idea this existed. No NSFW allowed; Bad! Get out of my thread pokecheese j/k My (step)MIL sent me two maternity shirts...one was solid olive green with a bit of elastic bunching on the side, V-necked, and 3/4 sleeves. The other was cream, covered in pastel pink wild flowers, big ass pastel pink bow across the back of the neck, 3/4 sleeves with the sleeves ending in elastic. The first one was great. The second shirt... . Keep in mind, last year for Christmas, she and my FIL got me a table saw, so they know I'm not stereotypical girly, and they've never seen me wear any pink. I thanked her profusely for the shirts, raved about the green one, and didn't mention the other one specifically at all. For Christmas, she got me another shirt-a dark teal one cut just like the green shirt. I know it is hard for her to wrap her head around who I am as she is girly, but she is trying to connect, which I appreciate. I'm trying to connect with her as well when I help shop for her birthday and Christmas. In my humble opinion it also plays into the hands of the entertainment industry, whom let's face it are in bed with the cable industry! faster speeds would result in more streaming and more cord cutting. Perhaps even more piracy. It's sort of a defense mechanism against people trying to get creative around the pay walls etc. and besides cable companies aren't wanting to lose millions of tv subscriptions because the fast internet connection has made them and the older content delivery systems obsolete. It's a matter of they haven't innovated to keep up and would rather inhibit the advancement of tech. This is just a case of old money needing to die along with the regulations that keep the cogs churning. It's the same principle that keeps everyone so reliant on crude oil and HFCs. greedy capitalism. Their needs to be a form of it where sustaining your business is as admirable and profitable for all involved as is expanding it 50% every fiscal year for the stock holding investors A hefty dose of SNRIs and mood stabilizers. I agree. Unfortunately, today's society considers "hacking" as "unauthorized access where the owner of the system/account did not give you explicit permission to gain access to their stuff, whether you know the password or not." Hypothetically speaking, adding your personal computer to your school's domain network with your own user account and password already on the system or adding a printer using a simple IP address is considered "hacking". Seriously? What a fucking cunt. No other words ( ) Antique. If you are just starting out than buy one of those complete sets you can get at any Dicks. Or shop around online and get similar set and a bag. Shouldn't cost you more than $200. Then go to driving range: a lot. See if you Dig the game and when you Progress than you can start becoming a Degenerate Compulsive Club Buyer like some I know. Not me, of course..... The contractors for one of our big, complex projects "forgot" to compact the ground before pouring a large concrete structure. The soil settled, and they just kind of went "Welp, too bad." ┬─┬ノ( ノ) It's because they don't pay their employees enough (ಠ_ಠ_ ) Those Apple Earpods in the background Hey thanks for submitting this the ten trillionth time. Mine too What's up frog pizza. I can do that face too Yea, frog pizza, I get it. I can do that face too ....this is the exact comment I left in the Interstellar thread after watching an early show when it came out. I am extremely confused. TFW someone thinking KyoAni started making shows in 2012 I always use night mode, even on my phone. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) PILLAGED, I MEAN WTF, ITS EASIER TO SAY STEAL LIKE IN THE MANGA Go Go Illidian╚( )=┐ (Dark) Pit's side special That's twice my university tuition "Push back into old town" isn't a solution... Don't remove the pipe from the sprinkler again! Everything. You're extremely rushed Go big or go home........ Trollkitten pls ( ) Bugatti filthy casual ¯\_( )_/¯ I was under the impression that plan b was abortion There's still a lot wub wub music "NBA player..." ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Showed this to a friend into tech brutal death or whatever, he said the vocals were weak. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) While this is awesome, it's seems stupid to offer a web based method of communication, in which you can voice and video with people, but there is no option to send them a simple text message. I guess america is no longer the land of the free. Wait, SS and Medicare aren't taxable income? I didn't know this... 14 . Yes you can use Rupture on Annie and knock her up. "WUT" and that Jatt face You ***have*** to pick one I wouldn't stand for this guy hitting on your fiancé. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Good Jesus ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) please respect tables They weren't joking at all Hey you got any more of that Nutella bread? Ignore me, I'm a dumbass. But not your doctor. /╲/\\╭(ಠ ಠ)╮/\\╱\\ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I'm not a homophone! My friend is gay. If you're a white male, don't bother. You're not "diverse" enough Shakugan NO Shana I work at target and can confirm. There's a lot of random things we get in that looks good but doesn't make any sense. like this thing. ☜( ) oh, you again. Or entrepreneur ? Rumi s at Sessho, unsure of what is even going on here. "14. Yes you can use Rupture on Annie and knock her up. " Going off on Sheila was terrible. If you think she's coming back, you lost your damn mind...and I'm not sure how I feel about that right now quite honestly... My brain decides the booting tone of Macintosh is. Perfect for the occasion well I've learn the importance of a space in between "cream pie" when I was with niece. We were looking for a recipe for a nice dessert and a recipe for a human baby were not what we had in mind. (I was 24y and she was 13y at the time) we had a good laugh about it but the look her mom gave me when we first told her Not even any sarcasm is needed either, wtf were they doing How "touching" ┌( )┘ Not that it was a horrible idea... right...*right* Cheater always accuse non cheater of cheating because they cant believe that they can hit shoots&outplay someone without cheating Are you serious? But none of these flairs are symmetrical. The picture is unavailable. Kind of looks like a foot If my cats see me when they are about to yak, they'll take off running for the bathroom as they were "trained" to. If I am asleep or not home, they'll sit IN the bathroom and vomit into the hallway. Adorable. [A Certain Scientific "Railgun"](/s "That projectile ain't arcade token. ") Pony power. Pony2012 you guys. This is where my tax money is going ... I so hope I wasn't getting horked on as a come on. That is disappointing ... Haha I actually didn't remember that part with Isabelle knowing your name, but that's something I wouldn't put above him FML. I was there with my 6 month old. Hopefully we missed it. No they shouldn't. That's what is for Mobile has it. It's called That was an enormously crowded egg. Just the thought of having to wait until the holiday season for wave 6 kinda annoys the hell out of me. I always thought mixed teams was a BS move. The only other example of team mixing is Tier V nonsense games with ME 262s and Canadian Sabres dogfighting Jap sabres and Meteors Ha ha..its labeled and everything...oh god. "Which one is the N64?" No sakura, no ┬─┬ノ( ノ) *sees title* is it the one where the dolphin is fucking the fish corpse. *clicks link* yup ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I don't fear this. I thought I would open the link to find that Vanilla Ice would be releasing a new album That dog wasn't going to be tricked a second time. I went to high school with this girl...her name is Chelsea Dudley -- wtf is Chanel west all about? Sim. Se insistir consigo dormir por volta de 2h da manhã, apenas para acordar 6h You ordered chilli with a bean allergy? Not on a kid. Not at all mate they are all angled right at me I know the exact toilet you are talking about. As a jet pilot ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ <ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ> ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)̄ IM DONG,JAMES DONG (̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)̄ (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) (⌐■_■)=/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿̿̿ ̿ ̿̿ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Keep Your Dongers Where i Can See Them Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ༽ u ugly as fuk (⌐■_■)=/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿̿̿ ̿ ̿̿ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ KEEP YOUR DONGERS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM ヽ༼° ͟ل͜ ͡°༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ͟ل͜ ͡°༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง : (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ╭∩╮( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡ ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ I agree with what you're saying about the difficulty being proper, but man, nothing is more frustrating than having a good start downing the sword bearer and then having the sword disappear. It seemed there where too many times when my fireteam executed perfectly but the game would glitch. "Yes you can use Rupture on Annie and knock her up. ". That went south fast. **ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ <ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ> ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)̄ IM DONG,JAMES DONG (̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)̄ (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) (⌐■_■)=/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿̿̿ ̿ ̿̿ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Keep Your Dongers Where i Can See Them Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ༽ u ugly as fuk (⌐■_■)=/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿̿̿ ̿ ̿̿ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ KEEP YOUR DONGERS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM ヽ༼° ͟ل͜ ͡°༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ͟ل͜ ͡°༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง : (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ╭∩╮( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡ ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽** Awesome, that's just so fucking awesome.... I am, because mine doesn’t come with a copy of the game anyways Never seen a cock that white! ( ) Yes Maybe they should consult Ello. ** ** Strangely pretty hot, post more? hoo indeed ˆ( )ˆ That's a funny way to say , looks like your bot broke. I bought that Spy Fox bundle so hard... then got a boner to my childhood memories Come on, like you don't know there is plenty of supply. ^^^YOUR ^^^MOM Djenge Frett, the bounty hunter? I can actually imagine them doing it ┬─┬ノ( ノ) My husband doesn't dare comment on my diet, but he does comment on other things that are perfectly harmless. (I told him about the old wives tale that raising your arms over your head strangles the baby with the umbilical cord; he freaked out and now rushes over and insists that I knock it off whenever I raise my arms. ) I am trying to be patient with it because I know he feels like there is so little he can do to help this baby be healthy, and he's exerting that energy in the only way he knows how. I never trust that much enthusiasm. :) is fine. :D is suspicious but not alarming. Same for =). But =D? Very concerned. did you look at OP's pic ## Four hours later and my brain still has a full blown orchestra playing this song on loop. Plus side, everything is just super today. Negative side, the kids have said a couple times that, "No one has really asked, Mom." Ok, thought I'd gone mad again ┬─┬ノ( ノ) \* Insert followed by the inserted creepy face thing.* ┬─┬ノ( ノ) And you seem to subsist on nothing but candy and cheesecake, and you're thin as a rail. Not that any of us are INSANELY JEALOUS or anything. Not sure if trolling or just a moron... do you even know what a pve server is? How? HOW?! Even you can write fan fiction ru jr. You clicked down vote but I wasn't joking, it really is. That will make it worse, tears have salt in them. How many times did you have to refill with fresh weed? Now let's pretend this has nothing to do with Islam. You must have your head up your butt not to know who he is... How ignorant can you be? Lol ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I thought this was okay. It's just that Joker doesn't really get a lot of respect here and you played him up like a threat. Apparently people don't even think he can beat "normal person with a gun". Michael Rosen? Enters Bro, chill out with the Cynthia theme. It's pure ecstasy > If there was a hook in the hall coat closet. And..... Not a single Diva. ITT: That's what I was getting at ( ) My first response to this is Do you have the " " as a shortcut on your phone? I do and I don't have people asking me the same stupid question all day long. le lézard est très cool. Lécher l'orange Je ne comprends pas cette blague C'est drôle parce que c'est cool nous mangions ce sang dans mon pays va avoir besoin de plus d'eau et d'un réfrigérateur plus grand Cela doit être mis sous r/creepy Je t'aime also - salade Pussaysssಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Cheers from Montreal ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Don't ruin Star Wars for me They are good people. Have you'll seen his recent interview, they're investing in politics only to ensure the country moves forward in the right direction. The lefties have demonized them He said GOOD anime, sir. Key word GOOD. Devs don't track, we have people for that You can set your phone to autocorrect something like "lod" to " " instead of downloading an app just for 3 unicode characters. > ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) "Autself" for real makes me angry. Holy shit! I'm pretty sure I have mild/high-functioning autism, but I see it as a challenge that sets me back and has to be compensated for, in order for me to be as socially successful as other people. I can't even imagine frankensteining it into a pronoun, and learning that people do that is really upsetting to me. I think your sarcasm tag is missing, but if not then I had no idea it couldn't touch skin Amazing, it's really a thing! No need for a ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I queue for roulette but I still get 30+ queues :( Gotten one queue to pop after like 20 minutes the whole week... and it was an in progress ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I think what bothers me most about this website is that highlighting text makes it think it's on a new page. had to hit the back button like 10 times Duuude. >new player '1000 hours' "Hatred of women"? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I really wanted this to be true But you have a password just to fuck with people ┬─┬ノ( ノ) "Women wear makeup to look pretty for boys" Now everyone knows your name! :O :O :O Nope IKR? I'm more pissed that Florida has decided to sit this winter out. AGAIN. holy shit....thts disturbing Pourquoi est-ce le FrontPage the 23rd pic had me like A recent one from 2XC: "a women's most valuable asset is her youth and looks" Once again, sorry about the wait. I've now started compiling a spreadsheet of requests so I don't lose track this badly again. ( ) and even worse when you imaging a 60 year old GRRM writing and thinking about that... gulp... Loved it! Good point on not doing pics, no-one wants to stumble upon his mom on the net well I was ribbing him then, the point still stands, I wasn't being serious. Hence That was our plan too last year (Ohana in lieu of V&A's)... I wanted to share the kitchen sink too last year... Got turned away at the door.... .... But not this year!! Have a great trip! **THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY** ┬─┬ノ( ノ) J'ai pensé que c'était une araignée C'est rien comparé à mon blizzaga Read "since **she** was 7 years old" ( ) > ಠ_ಠ Et pourtant, il est dans la première page . He must be 4chan Cela semble bon à manger et ça me donne faim ಠ_ ಠ_ಠ_ Aaaaand he just left. "I'm a roughneck, I can take the risk" Reliving Hatoko's speech via storyboards was a nice experience (even though Hatoko's eyes are.. bleeding? ) Woooooooow Does it baffle you? ( ) I love Yyŷm. 'I 77ಠ_ಠ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) OP, how often does this occur? never have i so hard. I've learned enough about boxes after being on reddit Netcode lost the last round to a ninja defuse. thats not lydia Aaron Rodgers, is that you? I just did a discount double check Sapporo is in Hokkaido Then there are more Facebook users than actual people in the US! I didn't even know that existed Huh. TIL. Not happy about it tho ( ) "Take antibiotics to get over the flu." -- My mom. You work where I work. ** ** I once tried to PM my friend to tell her that someone beat me in a game, and Neopets wouldn't let me send it unless I changed the word "beat." who woudn't want to wake up at 3 in the morning to go fish ( ) Hold on guys. This might sound crazy but I'm starting to suspect this guy isn't really a robot. *"Bed chambers"* (Shivvers) At first I thought she was sitting on the toilet. Mostly a cultural reference, as I thought it looked like the kaomoji emoticons she always uses. Especiallythe ones with eyebrows like ( ), which I think is the effect she was going for. Hopefully she will start trying to recreate more elaborate kaomoji like *✲ﾟ*｡✧٩(･ิᴗ･ิ๑)۶*✲ﾟ*｡✧ /u/PleaseRespectTables ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Come fai il risotto con la pentola a pressione? I see you everywhere. Always with the same joke . ^^^^^You'rewonderful Oh that old knee slapper. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ( )-|Gold| ...again... ( )—|Karma| I still use a mouse pad on top of it errr thats it, no more fish for me. On second thought, the vegan lifestyle is starting to make sense. Those guys have my vote Isn't that every bomb scenario map? It's like it's aware Their operating expenses were considerably higher compared to last year with gross margins increasing just 1-2%. I *think* the record profit was a result of selling 75 million iPhones And now I can't stop thinking about everyone-born-on-Feb-23,-1985's parents all engaged in an orgy... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Never mention Leo and calypso not working ever again ok? Wasn't paying close enough attention, for a second there I thought he blew his load in the sock and that's why he had to clean it. I don't know how to label this on my iTunes. I don't wanna make a whole new artist tag for this mixtape, and I cant put by 2 Chainz feat whoever else because he's not on all of them. I was pooping the other day and my kid wandered into the bathroom with an empty coffee mug and a glass, handed them to me, and left. Thanks, I'm totally in here washing dishes and not at all busy... Please downvote, OP stole picture from /u/EltonJuan 's thread where he actually found them. Hunh. NC dweller here and I've only had one stranger feel my belly (30w+something). Not even my high school students or coworkers touch me without asking first. However....not complaining! (Now looks of pity and comments about how I currently look full term...yeah. Those are rampant ) I recently (about 12 days ago) ordered some juices. Unfortunately the tracking information I received doesn't have any information on where my package is. I really hope it's a fluke because their flavored sound amazing! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) h ノ( ノ) and here i thought it was vertex *Upon leaving the university your installation of Office Professional Plus 2013 will cease to function.* Even more ironic when your irony uses generalizing. I see what you did there Your user combined with your comment... Pretty sure it's a cock ring I feel like they are setting us up again, Ezra style. Except when there's 50 days left. We *have* to use the actual numbers for that. We can't have "L Days until the Daytona 500!" can we? > Edit: Damn , dem downvotes ( )┌∩┐ Awww I love it, it is a soot sprite. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Agreed, I immediately smiled really big and then... To adjust her human suit. Those things get stuffy. I don't think that Su-Won could've become a king in legal way, he's Yona's cousin Dat Djoko fall Eventually she will discover tumblr, and change into her final form. I wonder how much karma you've gotten by just typing " " ... But he's well behaved, sweet and funny! Think of the joy of being in the presence of a precious little snowflakes!...... I did the change.org petition for Weird Al to do this year's half time show maybe 6 months ago... I keep getting annoying emails from them about various causes to petition for which I would ignore, until I got one last week petitioning the NFL to disqualify the Patriots from the Super Bowl Because I don't know where to find it.. because all I know are the basics FINAL BOSS That's a pretty cynical point of view. I've seen dc talk, newsboys, Michael w. Smith, Matt maher, Carman , jars of clay, etc. Everyone of those acts put on a great show with no doubt who the focus was on that night. Hell, Carman even had an alter call in the middle of the concert. If you put every popular christian musician under a microscope, sure you'do find things they should do differently, maybe times they get a bug head... Maybe. Ja licno znam da ih ima dosta u Gornjoj Maoci posto sam iz Brckog. Naselili su se vec davno i zauzeli svoje mjesto, sad se samo sire. Za Sarajevo isto mogu potvrdit da ih ima tamo u lijepim brojevima. Moji rodjaci su otisli u Sarajevo da studiraju i tako presli u Vehabije. Znam jos par ljudi koji su isto tako uradili. Za ostala mjesta nemam pojma ali nebi me cudilo. Kao da nemamo dovoljno problema jos su nam samo takvi kao oni potrebni. factories ... That sub is so strange. They spit out bra sizes that would fit if I wanted to transport my dogs in there What do *you* mean by interesting? Is he a student? ( ) ☜( ☜) Now this is just retarded Those are some huge feet/boots. Ehm... Yeah sure... Man....I'm not so sure I'm liking the look of that thumbnail for the titan helm.... Natinals ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That doesn't link to the correct switcharoo. ლ( ლ) Il ressemble à un evil totoro I think we should be good. And I don't want my neck broken if you decide to get cuddly.... Mais retentissent-ils cool Cet article a été écrit par steve jobs Ce commentaire fait vraiment ma journée Vous semblez être embrassant J'espère qu'il se sort en ipad Ne pas fermer mais était-il il est amusant de jouer de cette façon Est-ce un tricheur Gardez votre calme, je suis un mécanicien Ils doivent être des fans de zelda Just imagine if she was Muslim ლ( ლ） that's not the only thing that's raging No brigading. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Um. Was not expecting to see Sleeping with Sirens in this. Also was not expecting the Rick-Roll I feel you. Some monkey loaded up the leg press with 4 plates then left it there after he was done. A tiny asian girl that couldn't have weighed more than 90 pounds started racking his shit so I politely went up to him & asked him if he was done & if he was then he should probably help her ☜( ) oh, you again. Jungle? interesting I thought you were making a joke about how ballet is mostly fillied with younger people before they leave or get injured. Then i thought about it A-10 ... Army ... Oh god damnit Roman. I was trying to defend you all week. Now I realize you're an asshole. I agree with that other guy. You fuckboi Reminds me of Uzumaki by Junji Ito for some reason. Learn to dodge skillshots I suddenly have the biggest urge to murder people... Then toke more and don't green out. You're talking to a second generation Trekkie here. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) The people landing on the Omaha beach or working the Mekong delta didn't forget. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Jeez if man can't even change climate I wonder why mutually assured destruction was a thing. We should just start nuclear war at a whim! I'm sure if we can't change the climate, we shouldn't be able to destroy all of earth right? ( ) ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ The eyes were facing the wrong direction (ლ )ლ ( ) She sounds mean. ( ) One of the top posts "Anyone else think Santorin is hot" top comment: "Well I do now". ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Sidebar ---> Why did I click that.... Ya man, just like anyone you meet else where in life. I hope in a PUG the other day for the Crota HM raid. I planned to play on my 31 LVL toon until we got past the second bridge (which my fireteam agreed on). There was tons of miscommunication on what we were doing for the bridge part. We were only half cheesing it so we needed to stay alive enough to get two across the bridge. Anyway, I was covering one plate myself and I died a few times. Instead of adjusting/changing the plan the "leader" just berated me about how my character sucks and I should go back to NM and then he died a few times in a row I left the team without saying anything and de-friended the leader. For me, Destiny is an escape/break from real world problems and I don't need that negative shit in my life. Same here I was prepared and got frozen in Wimberley with plenty of food. We got our copies mailed, things thawed out enough after release day for us to make it (safely!) to San Marcos to get them. THEN that night the power goes out ** ** What just happened? this was mine... This guy I work with comes up with the most ridiculous excuses all the time, the last one was he had one of his friends call and say that he was in jail, OK fair enough this guy gets into a lot of problems with the law because he's an idiot and being in jail is very provable except that I decided to check his Facebook and I see a picture of him drinking beer with his friends with the caption "I don't feel like working so we're going to party" posted five min ago R/bloodyaskscience ? Thank for asking. Otherwise ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Hey, the trend of soldered on ram is also fairly prevalent in new windows laptops(no excuse for desktops, especially the new mac mini though ) not gonna lie I laughed... then I have seen phogoth double spawn before too /r/all isnt a flair we would use Plot twist.... You're the guy wearing the headset. Yo Is it just me that thinks that at the satart of every video he should say for ex. This is a shoots bangbang them-up. I think that that is a thing that he does sometimes but he did that in older videos and he kind of does that today. (And yes I just put THAT 5 times in a sentence) ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You fool! You'll bring it down upon us! Wow that's terrifying I'm in the military and go to the gym on post. So unfortunately all the fat soldiers, sailors, marines, and airmen who wanted to become human-shaped again have a bit more resiliency than your average Resolutioner. They'll be hogging my favorite machines and wasting space until at least mid-March. The only guys she's been sneaking in is *five guys* STOP and listen.....do you hear that? That's the sound of Glitch Hop fanboys fapping. ^^^^ Holy fuck...... Of course there won't be enough interest. It's not like this subreddit is filled with horny dudes who want to jerk off or anything. Owns an aventador, uploads In 720p so....you drive a caprice.... For some reason the missing back legs are so much creepier than the missing front legs. ( ) Wow. It turn out that I'm just an idiot. I had the V_in and V_out wires switched on both of them It smells like fresh paint I... well this is weird, I'm pretty sure I'm in this video. 7:38, the black car on the right lane, I'm pretty sure that's me Thought this was r/circlejerk, deeply disappointed Wow really mature. They're really going to change minds. Why is the pelvis broken in half? I'm not sure I know what you mean but in case I do: What? Haven't you ever tought of asking someone to make you a bot that will post as a response automatically to anyone who answer you with that sentence and remove that from your inbox ? Ya don't say ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ He did an AMA the next day and would neither confirm nor deny. Maybe as part of murder mysteries, if we get them (we better ). Not sure if I see him as a Templar or Assassin. Templars are more about control, and even when they kill, it's not so brutal and horrible (I hope.) Same with Assassins when they kill. They're about 'bringing [the target] at peace,' not so much freaky mutilation. Part of me wants to post that arnold quote about pumps feeling like cumming, but the other part of me just wants to go with this What the fuck really didn't came across such on reddit -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Well, is the screen off? Don't think I don't know. Noted feminist activist? I was expecting a drop bear. It also looks like 2 different gauge wires ┬─┬ノ( ノ) But it didn't kill hers AHHH yesss thiissss!! Haha oh the dreaded grades struggle! My favorite days were, "hey mom! Remember that Chem class I was really struggling in?! Well I managed to get a B!! Isn't that awesome!!" "if you really studied you could've had an A, I really don't see why you're celebrating a *B* you should really apply yourself more..." ( ) ITT: WAAAY too many Holocaust jokes ( ) Edgar! Brofist! how many pms did you get? Because my hands are dry, prevert... pls read post before you comment. ( ) ( ) read the post? If all it takes is to ask....then you should come here, to NYC. KOMO news stole another reddit story That GIF has a better frame rate than the game does on my computer. Not the video I was expecting. Geekhackers are always slacking. 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Ironically I got a job right after turning 30 that has an exclusively female clientele. So I meet women that flirt with me, or talk about women they'd love to introduce me to. Prior to this I was self employed working out of home which has no social aspects to it. But my free time has also diminished so I'm not even really free to date right now. So I'm on there to earnestly meet women but it is equally a boredom thing. You do puppies? I've got a user that's been with us for about a year. She just told me her name is misspelled. Yeaaa... it was totally not the fault of a president that decided that protests should be federal offence and participant should be gunned down. Deleted ಠಠ ಠಠ Rape isn't funny. Period. This is why we can't have FULL COMMUNISM things. are you kidding me What? 72 Gojira...... Hey there Orycteropi afer, thomas and me, patateros, are going snowboarding with lots of hot chicks and booze left, right and centre, so clashing will be out of the question for the both of us. We will leave the clan on friday the 30th and will be returning 8?th of february, or somewhere in that timeframe. Patateros and thomas out, win the 3 coming wars for us will ye fellas :p That site needs more people. The people in my area seem.........questionable. Fucking phone Shit Strict NAT is a problem that affects a small portion of our playerbase I may catch some flack from some people but, Obama is a really good guy. He really tries hard to make things better for the people. Some may disagree. I like him... I hate politics by the way. Thanks :) Hi there! Any tips for a junior in Computer Science major at Oregon State who currently has done NO internships or research at all and is losing interest in coding? There are still two different types of grapes So, this whole post is moot. Go about your business people, nothing to see here. Why bother being even that specific? Why not just say "not the US?" ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ found em It was a slow day at work Then I'm clueless It's like you won't even try to be straight. I realize this. Did you bother to read my response? I had only heard it sarcastically. Nobody is punching your grandma. Calm yourself down. It's SOE's new Day Z ripoff. Most of my problems are in my vocabulary and being unable to pick up on Japanese idioms, but kanji happens to be very easy for me because I'm Chinese (of course, learning pronunciations of kanji is still something I need to work on ). Anyways, thanks and good luck to you too! What did I say about these kinds of posts ? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I personally enjoyed eureka seven a lot I'm still quite surprised that it isn't more well known...and the feels...oh god the feels... /u/r3ll1sh ☜( ) Except when you are given the money to do it How did it taste? (ノ )ノ彡┻━┻ I am a little annoyed there was no mention of beef fry. You're sad that they *didn't* squeak? Ducking nsfl ! not nsfw. wow. 99% acurate. impressive, truly. > ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) That's less than minimum wage. ( ) Did you see how ┬─┬ノ( ノ) fared in /r/whowouldwin against (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ ? I argued for you mr. table respecter. Well you have 2 options, option 1 is to go full on cyber-stalking, learning everything you can about her, and eventually assert your dominance by assaulting the other girl where she lives. Option 2 is try to stay friends with him and move on. The choice is yours OP appears to not understand how not posting spoilers works. -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) They're also *dodging taxes* ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Looks a bit... digital. I I iTunes? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Religion brings ~~peace~~ war again... ヽ( )ノ haha as a bombers man i hope to one day forget that his ever coached Just clicked on that link. Play more Did she give the soldier a kiss? Oh god, my pc is literally shitting himself from all the ultra hd goodies >dragons claws are misaligned I wonder if this would really happen. I thought that this spike will fade away when he was with 10k viewers average, now he is having 20k and it's still growing... Plea riot my wallet I'm an Amumu main pleas Wait, a football compilation with... decent music? Illinoise Well what else is he going to play Since the the very first iPhone 2G iOS 1. It was a very long, tedious, annoying process. But man, was it fun back then!!! "Much more going on, with much less drama" is the way I would describe the community in those days. Universe's Disney fetish ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Please respect tables. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) PleaseRespectTables ノ( ノ) Y'know, your coat's kind of a... Brown color. I think yer one'a'them Inna'pendents! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Please respect tables. White hand + "#niggas" = Just think what it would look like in 1080p! My sister wrapped my car around the back of a dump truck because texting and driving. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Please respect tables. That will be corrected. Nah he probably wanted to get a good look at the son of a bitch that almost ended him Beat ┻━┻ノ( ノ) MUAHAHAHA ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Well shit. ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) God damn... How do you live?! ლ( ლ) They enjoy what their eating but freak out to see it being made. Gypsies? More like all except one WHAT ARE YOU THE HUMOR POLICE I tried posting this to the facebook knitting group I belong to, but their rules are way too strict and they wouldn't let it go through. ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ( ノ) t( t) (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻︵┻━┻︵ ┻━┻︵ ┻━┻︵ ┻━┻︵┻━┻︵┻━┻︵┻━┻ *Adam has 8 celebis that he'd be willing to part with* (/u/joelrjohnson watch out ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) Go on over to /r/MILF. They don't seem to know what MILF means either. Most posts are just of older women and are clearly not mothers. Some people say "she could be a step-mother." FOR FUCKS SAKE, STOP GIVING THIS MAN MONEY! HIS FILMS ARE COMPLETE SHIT! "Although I could give them some tips" you're an idiot and you know nothing. You shouldn't have to even explain that, he's pretty weird, I don't know what he was thinking. The guy you responded to must have similar "tastes." A bagunça é o de menos, o pior são as 3 abas abertas no internet explorer Reliabler...... That is one dope ass character ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I'm still waiting on you It's _____ they're _____, it is what it is. Law means nothing when you're dead. ( )—(gold) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ...but your flair isn't a Premiership team. The sad part is that they all go to Spurs or neither of us............ Oh great.. New neighbors. Nobody here likes "I got my new keyboard today" posts. Boner Jayce There's nothing official, no. The developers notes reveal that Lachesis was originally going to be Aless' mother ( ), but that's no longer the case. I don't think he shows anything past protectiveness for her. Roberto ( ) She has a lot of balls When riding escalators, stay to the right! Are you able to tally how many times you've used " " overall? TIL there's an /r/adultery ( ) I'm really not a fan of this brand but... I need this > Saw the walls fall out - I'll be excited when its fuel isn't more polluting than petrol in this country. ( ) I'm still not getting any of the mod mail though Reminds me of Loki What percentage of your comments would you say are just " "? Hey now sir can't tell if your grammar/facts suck, or if your a genius ┬─┬ノ( ノ) They can't afford that. They^were^on^a^break^ He's prominently cited and admired as a "risk taker" in Rachel Held Evans' books. The clapping. ╰( )╯ > He's prominently cited and admired as a "risk taker" in Rachel Held Evans' books. What percentage of your replies from people would you say are along the lines of "What percentage of your comments would you say are just " "?" Take that monster in the back. It was OP Now please You mean an animated svg? . Actually on mobile My jimmies were shaken so hard, they just created perpetual motion. Gahhh I love your stories but they fill me with rage. Oh cool, Frodo and NoOscar. Now there's going to be a ton of calls being received at Comcast HQ all requesting to end their service because they're moving in with someone already subscribed. Tomorrow is my main's 1 year birthday. WAYS to jack my bday Brave (I'm still in Hero and was brave most of my year). *Those shoes!* You look a bit like someone I know, yet I know you're not in Michigan. I am deleting this comment because its totally unrelated to Facer. Nice try Samsung gfycat? */pauses gif* Not like that. I would like GMOD on console with a workshop like on steam. I got it on PC but my pc is shit so it's not that fun. I know this is never gonna happen but it would be cool. Another thing that will never happen is sales like steam. I would like to see decent games on sale. Yes the ea games are good but I got the only one I need which is Battlefield and I only payed $20 for my hard copy ages ago. I would like more customisation also. Like a jailbreak for an iPhone there is customisation options like that but they are stock and require no extra hardware. I know all of these are a long shot but they would make me ditch pc all together. Also before I forget the ability to use the xbox one hardware to play exclusive PC titles on Xbox one with windows 10. That would be impossible though. Lol ┬─┬ノ( ノ) What is the phone's condition? Right, well, I don't see how this get's so many points on /r/pics anyways. Looks like the 60's had sex with the 90's on my wrist. Seemed logical at the time If you are going to wear dark lipstick, ffs, let it look like you still have fucking lips. Guys should i y.o.l.o. it? 65 $ on HR and i will get back 442, the profit is real ┬─┬ノ( ノ) > Dude... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I sense a Templar! So the mall makes it but not U of MN as a listed item. "Colored?" What year is this? She knows whats up ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ 3 alts and only 600g plus popping potions Fuckin' Mauro Ranallo is the worst. Also, Kenny Brian... Sorry, I posted using a workflow from the beta release, useless to you. Back in my day, we didn't have that *insert negative insult* Brave Frontier Official US TV Commercial Protoss? In Team Acer? TOO SOON And because you told me so... ( ) Now why the hell did I go back to look? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Maybe they were throwing ^^^^/s ლ( ლ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) The G1 was on T-Mobile But why is it itchy?! Mine goes as far as S when the icons go to Z... I'm like wtf Samsung... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I have pretty long, curly hair, but my boyfriend has straight hair that is twice as long as mine, it's not fun for anyone. > The incident And the schedule doesn't get easier. Still have a rematch against Pitt and two games against Miami and Virginia each. I must be an oddball. I love people doting over my new born, and if they come up and give her cheek a tickle, I really don't mind. I'm not a germaphobe, and I'm only as protective/mamma bear as I feel I need to be. If someone is hacking all over the place, ya, I draw the line there Did someone say little boys? 1,941 people subscribed ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Oh come on. Rly? I have a dirty mind ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( )┌∩┐ This. Entire team is hopeless on the eve of WC. What sort of preparation is this? Shit in Tests, shit in ODIs. Hello? But why wou.. ........ಠᴗಠ Come on! "Short Fuse" Holy shit, just when I think I've seen it all. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ > Those legs look fucking weird Everyone see? Geez... >> > What % of your comments are just " "? wat Nah when I pull out its also scraping the underside I really don't want to raise it though because it looks so good the way it is now This is news to me! Where did you see this option? What, is MC gonna run on dot net now?? I like it when you use the word "hard" and "rough" in the same sentence Dyrone it's touching me > ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Yea, all that is messed up....I couldn't even imagine doing any of that, ugh. I especially cannot stand people that blatantly smoke under or next to a NO SMOKING sign (like a hospital entrance ). Like, I *know* you see that sign, motherfucker. Five bucks for a hunk of plastic? Preinstalled cabinet hardware? That's what happens when you let *people* do the work they never thought to just take a photo of the bottle and flip it? Ungrateful, I don't know how many times I've been called this by my Nmom. I just found this sub and holy moly everything makes sense! You talking about the mess thing sounded like you were telling my story lol. I love cooking and baking but was never allowed too. Clearly anyone but Nmom in the kitchen would call forth the hated beast called "a mess" destroyer of worlds . Haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate... ..seriously this girl should call this guy instead of posting her business on facebook I think he has hired a programmer to create an "auto ಠ_ಠ script" that automatically replies with that whenever the Warlizard formus are mentioned in the thread. Hey, it doesn't even have to be a very accurate script since the is always an appropriate response no matter the context. Now you're part of this. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Please make a more descriptive post title next time It's fun cuz boobies heeheehee How do I join the squad ? and I have the server in my fav They wanna look professional but their memory leaking launcher says it all. I've never had the colour come out of chinos or trousers the way it's comes out of jeans when I let somebody else wash my clothes that one time |_ _| What trade? ^shhhhhhhh OP, please don't say "stay away from websites like this" and then link to them. Can't get Pikmin 3 anywhere tho.. You can't say something serious on r/funny... Say something about the OP's Mama right now! I think you meant Viv? Ann is the little girl. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) After all the gold, not sure if hailcorporate or not... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( )╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ( ) ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ Son. ┻━┻ ヽ( )╯┻━┻ ┻━┻ ┻━┻ ┻━┻ This isn't a problem. Any good tanker would be able to time and hit his shots when the mana turret player goes onto their turret. Son. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (ノ )ノ 彡 ┻━┻ 彡 ┻━┻ 彡 ┻━┻ 彡 ┻━┻ 彡 ┻━┻ 彡 ┻━┻ 彡 ┻━┻ 彡 ┻━┻ 彡 ┻━┻ Can I get a NSFW tag? I'm on an airplane and am now getting dirty looks. God damnit. thinking someone got back at you good.. same username This team wont go far, they will all have broken headsets ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ <ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ> ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) IM DONG,JAMES DONG (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ╭∩╮( ° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ # Vielen Dank für deine Unterstützung. Wir werden dran arbeiten etwas feuchter zu werden :D Hab ich das jetzt echt geschrieben? Dunkin Donuts Your name.... Son. (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ Too soon, man Are you saying very high saturation in a good way? Ctrl+F ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ &lt;ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ&gt; ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) IM DONG,JAMES DONG (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ╭∩╮( ° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ good ol 2012 > Ctrl+F ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ <ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ> ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) IM DONG,JAMES DONG (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ╭∩╮( ° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ up until three weeks ago, ten dollars was a lot for me, I was living off of savings. My girlfriend pays rent, but I pay our utilities from my savings. It sounds stupid now, but at the time we decided this place going to be safe enough that we could forego it for later. ... Well now we know.. ( ) What do you have to do?! We have one in my house, my hubby just stares at it. I bought it for him about 6 months ago. Men! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Why do you have steroid toothpaste. Which coincidentally happens to be the same story. Making him bow at the end is the cherry on top ... Yep! No such thing as being 'a little dead' Because by definition average IQ is exactly 100, which is depressingly low Audio surveillance? Ok yeah I'm totally not going to notice a 50% decrease in mobile device battery life there's a reason that "hey Siri" only works when your phone is plugged in ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Wow, that was a very long time to go back and forth between the two countries and regions. The only thing I don't know how to make the most important thing in my room is the only thing that would make me happy. The fact I can get it right away with the only one that is a good time with the only one that is a good time with the same thing to say it was the best of the year and the other hand. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ... She likes the gravy.... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┻━┻ ヽ( )╯┻━┻ ┻━┻ ┻━┻ ┻━┻ What's with the starving kid on level 133, and all the skeletons in the walled off bedrooms; what kind of fort is this. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Its the default font ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) THAT is a BW, single-gas, personal H2S monitor. opposite, im in like boston What the hell did you say Surprise, I'm apparently an oracle and can dream truths about you. Marshawn Lynch (Seattle Seahawks Team Member)+ Tonight's game (Super Bowl) But.... you waited a whole month to respond to her Damn it Government!!!ლ( ლ) Hmmm Make the builder come and fix their fuck-up! How old is your other hand But some of us don't I know you. Don't you have better things to do with your free time? /╲/\╭( ಠ ಠ )╮/\╱\ Sau de cocoșel..? Signed AllI on my cardiff save and he is awesome. Won four player of the months and won European young player of the year in his second season I think dildos are bigger :D unless you have the Tyrion Lannister version Literally broke my alien blue app on this pic -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Anybody have any drawn out plans for these bases? I'm still kinda horrible at the engineering side of things Sometimes all you can say is (ノಠ_ಠ)ノ((rasengan))ノ( ノ) The fuck ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ** ** ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Can we all agree to abandon Flash forever please? I'm especially looking at you, VMWare. Riskerar nog hellre sjukdom faktiskt... A year ago you were 19. Now you're 18? >why pick this song ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ &lt;ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ&gt; ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) IM DONG,JAMES DONG (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ╭∩╮( ° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ In a word, no. In two words fuck no. Those are dragons Thalnos in a warlock deck. now I see why you don't like him. You don't understand him. Go try him out in Mage or rogue and report back scrub it... I know, let's make Jimmy Olsen in Super Girl a huge black guy and Cyborg a white ginger kid... They even used a meme in the wrong way... ** ** Omg I've tried this already and it just feels fucking odd. When I try to stroke the "shaft," I just end up feeling like I'm touching somewhere odd and that I really need to stop. Sort of the same way it would feel if someone inserted their pinky deep into your belly button and tried to stimulate you. I think this face: summarizes the feeling well. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Are you Don Shipley approved? Are... Are you Domalakazam? ( ) *Irregardless* And Urgot skins... /\/\ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ /\/\ Dead people don't poop. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ <ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ> ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)̄ IM DONG,JAMES DONG (̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)̄ (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) (⌐■_■)=/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿̿̿ ̿ ̿̿ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Keep Your Dongers Where i Can See Them Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ༽ u ugly as fuk (⌐■_■)=/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿̿̿ ̿ ̿̿ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ KEEP YOUR DONGERS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM ヽ༼° ͟ل͜ ͡°༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ͟ل͜ ͡°༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง : (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ╭∩╮( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡ ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ # ##^^ I said No-use God Alfa and I meant it Was this today? That might have been me... We have one too, but he's cage free in the house so when we put em in there he just looked at us like ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Dude ┬─┬ノ( ノ) THAT CURSED THRALL IN THE PIT AT 3:34 ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( )-︻デ┳═ー ( ╯°□°)╯ Yes You jumped into the ocean with socks on Because only the buyer is allowed to install hardware! To do so beforehand is vandalism Wallpaper doesn't match theme but coooooool My biggest problem with that name was it was not pronounceable. Darkness: "I have a boyfriend " What about loli-gagging? Q: What is their workout? A: They are quite fit. .... Well duh! that's why he's asking what their workout routine generally entails! He threw a sink. It's not a giveaway if you need to donate 1$ "Photoshopping his voice"... $125 My first job was at Subway. My first day, I show up, and the lady who was prepping everything has no idea there is a new employee that day. She tells me to start taking customers and heads to the back. This was at 10 AM. I work the entire lunch rush by myself. (The "recipes" for each sandwich is taped to the back of the the top bar on the sneeze guard.) I made sandwiches, ran the registered, restocked, everything. She doesn't re-emerge until about 1:30. She was just sitting in the back and smoking weed. The ironic part is that later she tells me how pissed she was because she thought she was going to have to work the whole day by herself, but she was so glad that someone else showed up to help her. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Mail them back, postage due! ( )-︻デ┳═ー ┐( ˘ ､ ˘ )┌ ( )-︻デ┳═ー ε=ε=┌( >_<)┘ ( )-︻デ┳═ー ε=ε= ε=ε= ┌( >_<)┘ ( )-︻デ┳═ー ε=ε= ε=ε= ε= ┌( >_<)┘ ( )-︻デ┳═ー - - - - - - - - - - - _(*＿ ＿)_ -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Its been MONTHS and I can still hear Zero's voice perfectly. Like the cheerful ghost of Christmas pets, her cries of "EPOHHS! CUDDLY AND FRIENDLY EPOHHS!" still haunt me. Ah, odd and friendly romulan researcher, I enjoyed our time together so, but seriously its like February now, I'll see you in December. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I shouldn't have googled that ( ) Maybe you should tip the police about OP. Could be involved in some illegal activites. I'm wondering how you would figuratively fly to his house and suck his cock dry..( ) Glasgow would like a word with you. My Amazon list keeps getting shitty even with the chrome add on and has for about two months. Some weird coding issue. I got it to work for a bit then it had another cramp. I can only assume menopause for chrome. Why the ? According to my 100% loss rate with Batrider, very easily I imagine except is correct "accept his parents" would mean that we welcome his parents. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ OMG he sounds like this guy who reconnected with me on facebook after he quit working at my office. He was overly friendly, pushy, and way too clingy. The instant I would log onto facebook chat, he'd be popping up to say hello immediately. Really made me feel trapped since I knew his feelings and I didn't share them in return. One day I saw on his feed that he was in a relationship so I felt safe to log back onto chat and, sure enough, he popped up immediately to say hello and tell me he was now in a relationship. Sure this was via text but I could sense the tone of "well now I am in a relationship...your loss!" and he kept pushing it so I started telling him congratulations and I was happy for him. Yeah, he then went off on me about how I should be sad because he knew I wanted him and how he'd dump his girlfriend for me, that I just needed to give him the word and I told him not to do that because I didn't like him. He then went off on me about how I lead him on, shouldn't tease him by flirting and being overly friendly when I had no intention of ever dating him (I never did any such thing!) and how horrible a person I was. I logged off fb chat and while I was heading to unfriend him, I noticed his relationship status changed to single. He put himself in a relationship just to make me beg him to leave her for me. He then started messaging me again "I'm single now...we can still get together! Let's go on a date this weekend!" so I blocked him. Sorry to go off on my own story here, but your mention of the "group text" is something the crazy guy from my past would have tried to do. Good luck! Great job dropping him like a hot potato! :) Looks like a fantastic method to propagate malware. It already shipped my old 570 made people's heads float Well if the priority is still given to money, and things like Mercury (thimerosal) are still being used, and vaccines are being shipped in from China (where high quality control is ALWAYS kept at a high standard ) then how "effective" can they really be? Holy crap what does it mean? Counting on you man Someone lost a solo queue game... With a nid jungle that didn't do too well. It's okay, we are here to support you. Dude it's great I'm not even close to that I have several questions... We had the same problem as you. We tried Ferber first with no success because our daughter is super stubborn. You could move a centimetre away from the crib and she would lose her shit This back and forth went on for a week (or more). We ended up doing CIO and she was in the crib asleep on her own with little to no crying by day 3. We had to out-stubborn the stubborn. I wish my mother f'n body would stop trying to do shit every time I'm a couple days PP. First I had congestive heart failure with my first daughter. Last night, only 11 days PP with #2, I passed a clot as big as my fist making hubs and I and new baby end up visiting the ER at 2am ER doctor didn't seem overly alarmed. 'Just congealed blood' he said. I do, but this story happened in a time ***before*** AdBlock. Wow, how did I live in such a time? Also, you can still get AdWare on AdBlock, look up the Astromenda virus, I had it on Google Chrome w/ AdBlock Plus for 2 weeks. She was 13 in the first book. First scene, if I remember, her brother is talking about/touching her breasts... Or could it be that I'm just fucking around and being pedantic for no reason? Hmm I wonder... I just mentioned to to my Zimbabwe born wife that I didn't know the prez was called Mr banana, when she was a little girl "yep didn't you know that? It's where banana republic comes from" Professor was a professor of **New English**. How did I know that half of the comments would be Matrix jokes... Appschuwitz... Since I've joined in late 2014, I've had the pleasure of picking up a couple things including Lorac Pro palette, Anastasia Dip Brow, Maybelline Touch of Spice, Revlon Black Cherry, &amp;amp; Tarte Exposed blush. I blame MUA I make a 8th last a week. ## Oh god I think I have a new "worst way to die" scenario A "stranger" did it and then ran off and left the lighter by the fence. Riiiiight. This little piggy went to the market... And this little piggy went on Kik and developed life altering psycho-sexual disorders! I think /u/puffthedragonborn meant GSPTSE...which is a composite index, not a stock. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) koryjerk You have *that* username and the first thing you think of when you hear "Riker" is Riker's Island? | The whole point of my post was to say that posting signs is *cheaper* than painting the curbs red... You n me both. Thats why I got a pair of reflective on the back of my helmet. They know what they did and should feel ashamed of it. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ( ノ) I changed my banking options to electronic statements, so I now get them in my email.... and still by regular mail You're lucky it didn't say sluty red riding hood What have you done! ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Why the government won't allow refinancing to current rates is the biggest scam of them all. The banks gave away all their money in terrible housing loans practically to anyone willing to sign the papers and secured those loans with high interest private student loans. The housing market crashed as it would have and they traded the student loan concessions to the government for a bailout and are still in business looting and pillaging and taking fat bonuses . This is some mafia style shit right here. this shit happened in Iceland and the gov let the entire banking system collapse and today they are killing it! All the corrupt people got sent aside. That's the problem here the corruption lines are seeded so deep and so clouded that no way to replace them with quality to right the shape in favor of our truly sad predicament That sounds pretty weird. Even a HDMI cable is only a bunch of wires that should not get destroyed by a discharge, that should absolutely not happen when you power on a macbook. Besides, you said it was a problem with the displayport, but you had to replace hdmi cables? lol quit lurkin! That's just what they want us to think You win, this time... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) /u/Ukaei is probably talking about camming though. *For shame!* This is me like every day ... Low BP and resting HR along with a circulation disorder makes for a sad lyf Oh sure, the 18-year-old GALACTIC FREAKING SENATOR and leader of the Rebel Alliance ("and a traitor") isn't Most Successful. The hillbilly moisture farmer with lucky aim is. Not sure if awesome, or reckless fetal endangerment i was like. Really 'I got the ball' is the first thing he says to the ref. Lul ಠ_ಠ There's a warning he provided. Stop being so sensitive. It was under a sweater. Bruh, 6 years of crossdressing, I know what I'm doing. No joke, yesterday I saw a guy pull a bench up to the dumbbell rack, pull 2 of them off the top, popped his feet up on the rack and started doing bench dips. Blasphemer! You shut your whore mouth! These three taste nothing like each other. Fruity Pebbles taste like angel nipples. I wouldn't slop my hogs with Froot Loops or Trix. Clearly... ( ) I had one when I was younger its was because I had my first orgasm at a pool and there were a ton of girls with bare feet walking around. And when you were in 6th grade a barefoot was about the most nudity you would see on a girl. So yeah that's how THANKS TLDR Also can't read... Op is the most flamboyant little pixie from the forest of Fairies. Idk, a lot of people added us I think it might take some time, but eventually you'll see our my story Tell me your a new immigrant please ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Oh.. Well, that just happened. Babies for dinner, y'all Haha so funny ┬──┬ノ( ノ) He asked you a question This will not produce gasoline. Well? "Twittear" More annoying. Burn down the governors mansion and throw him in the lake! They were pissed because they had unprotected sex and then had children? It's a little late to be feeling "pissed". Face it, we're all creeps. Best we can do is find girlfriends and maybe people will ease off. I.. I don't understand what is going on here. I have the weirdest boner. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Huh. Good to see the producer of Tiffany's breakout album stuck to his guns musically. I live in NYC. One time a homeless woman asked me for food (maybe because she saw that I was carrying a takeaway bag) and I thought "Eh, fuck it" and decided to give her my order of my favorite honey glazed fried chicken wings. I open it to present to her, she POKES HER FUCKING FINGER AROUND IN THE CHICKEN, realizes it's chicken, and she's like "Oh sorry I'm Vegan I can't eat this" and walks away. Another time I gave half a roast beef sandwich to a homeless man on the subway because he pleaded how hungry he was. I watched him take one bite and then throw it away. He said he didn't like it. Honestly, the best way would be to not involve One Piece. You don't want to mislead her into thinking you're a fan of the series only to end up having an awkward conversation like "What's your favorite part of the series?" "Oh... About that... I'm not really a fan, I just asked Reddit how to ask you out because you seem to love the series..." " " ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Beautiful ... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) "Just drug 'em, they'll never know" /╲/\╭(ಠ ಠ)╮/\╱\ Shitty part about sunset overdrive is they patched that in. It wasn't there at launch. Science City ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Sweet. Time to hunt for a slime farm we are going to need that... 129 stick pistons He definitely has the face Mr. Hawk does not approve of your shenanigans If you were to have said that 7 months past in Reddit, it would have been not less than crucification as a well deserved punishment for insulting those heavenly creatures On one hand, people being concerned whether your BF took the pic with consent is a good thing. But on the other hand, calling a guy a creep right away is pretty disgusting Looks like she's just taking photos from that people post and judging them according to how they look.... ( ) from the moment i opened OP's link to reading those my exact face was as follows: Well thanks for all the help It just depends on what people hold valuable. It sounds like it makes sense for you to rent. I would buy in a heartbeat if I could just because I don't want a landlord telling me what I can and can't do to my unit... I want a strata to do that. Don't tell me what to do! ** ** Challenge accepted yeah thats why i want to start with portion control, we eat fairly healthy in the house, nothing pre-made, all fresh ingredients. but MY GOD the ice cream Hahaha right? And usually the people who get disgusted by me having so many ferrets are the people with 3-4 dogs and like 3 cats as well. And I'm just sitting there like . Fuck. Right. I have that. I took the word 'read' and thought it was 'book'. I usually hate people who think graphic novels aren't books. Self This works too. R u ok? Like mentally? I assure you, you're not Meanwhile J.P. Morgan pays 99 million no arrests Meanwhile J.P Morgan pays 99 million - no arrests /u/changetip 100 bits ...popped my cherry.. uggh... the mental images no..... I just go with :P, they know what's up Or good I have this reflective on the back of my helmet for a reason. Getting the splint taken out was so weird. I did not realize how much your could actually fit up your nostril until then. Obviously my best attempt at being original ( ) Take your goddamn upvote and fuck off. always riots So you're saying that Europeans are more evolved than middle-easterners? That's a bunch of naked people. ( ) It works at PCC but unfortunately the asshats in charge turned on "signature required over x dollars", effectively negating the entire point of paying with a phone Only if there were some way to send a store of value effortlessly across borders... without any permission or delay at a cost of 6c (Regardless of value moved) oh shit wait... yeah.. there's bitcoin lol I think he was only confused because his bullshit was too much & it caught up to him. + for catching his crazy fuckups. I work with words, read over stuff like this daily & dumbasses make me cringe. I was faithful to it, but I never reached the point of "love" because I kept feeling like I was watching LOST in space. . I'd never support an artist with poor grammar in the final draft > This is the second time you posted this and I gave you the answer last time ┬─┬ノ( ノ) No I must be very prude then if you were catching all this nudity when you were 11. I can't even pronounce that. > The username Relevant username? Haha this guy doesn't know I'm a 25 year old reporter for the St. Louis post dispatch. But hey this is reddit so yea never know! Stop following me Traction. And in other news Venezuelans are reusing condoms, a lot. Zephu still good. (I got oracle my first summon ) Why are all the recommended videos about relationships And deleted account too. Scumbags I stared at the picture way too long, thinking it was a gif. So 21 jump street LIED to me I'm not even subscribed to this subreddit, was just passing through, but you guys are totally right nailed it on the head. I'd like to add to your conversation and say that it goes beyond human communities- it's universal law. You see the same patterns in planetary bodies, it's really common just with more physics. I'm also using alien blue, it's an iOS app for reddit, so I'll press this button now: I cannot stand Bachman ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ oh god why ( ) That's awesome! The same happened to me. We're at over 100 dudes... I think I have a problem... reddit.com/user/littlekidlover As an American, my first instinct: we should sue! That looks like a dildo.... A) No, just, no. C) No, even more no! Ermm.. this isn't a knife and it's not funny > I've got one too. ~~:)~~ this comment from a "die Welt" columnist ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Well he seems to be stoned as hell... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ~~( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)~~ [M] In that case I take Europe and a long life. I will (still) be miserable, but so will be everyone else aim is a lot more than just muscle memory What the fuck? **Swimingly.** ( ) The trinity LB doe What in the ever-present, all-encompassing, sweet and crispy FUCK did he say?! ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I'm so confused. But I think I like being confused (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ Was that just a.... Taylor Swift reference? ( ). Lol, just kidding, that song is a little catchy... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) people in the back... ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ My entire life has led up to this moment.... One good thing about my hair is that it can go natural on a good day. If it's not a good day I pull it up but I've been doing it so the curls naturally fall. They are like wavy curls. So soft ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Schtanding by. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Free as in *libre!* (°_°)┬─┬ノ( ノ) Yes, you are # Dafuq russians ( ) your bars are angled too high...with your rear wheel ~9" off the ground But he's not bitching. Woop, Faroe Islands is there! xD Hello from the Faroes No, it needs heat, sparks are hot. Then obviously the side "stairs" are for accessibility. Clearly lots of giants work there. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I've lived in a 92% white town and my subdivision was 100% white. The recent economic collapse has made housing in my neighborhood cheaper so 3 black families bought homes a few doors down. After the economy recovered, one guy was evicted (thank fuck). Eviction dude had a shitty ass green neon car with gigantic chrome capped wheels he kept in his garage! Then I have a black lady two doors down, she has a nice car, dresses professionally and goes to work 7-5pm everyday, but her negro boyfriend comes over with a hair pick in his afro n I'm like ...then five doors down there's this super ghetto black family that has like 6 to 8 people living in a 2 bedroom house and people come n go all damn day. I believe the grandmother or mother owns the property. Any events, holidays or nice summer days THEY ARE OUTSIDE HANGING OUT IN THE PARKING LOT WITH ALL THEIR FRIENDS FROM THEIR OLD NEIGHBORHOOD with screaming kids and all. are you from the forum? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Oh Jesus According to the prophecy you're supposed to answer: Oh yes. Can vouch for this guy I have no clue what's going on with Adore's midsection, I was thrown off by how shapeless it is. If you talked like that I totally would. The trainer also had a Delelewooooop ( ) By rough estimate, how much comment karma would you say you have received from that face alone: > Hey, aren't you the guy who likes to post ? 39 comments in, I can't possibly be the only who went all when I got to "playoff birth"... Berth, people, bErth! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That park job though > > ( ) "Black market transactions beget violence..." ^^^ **( ✿)** I treat my rep Red Octobers better then people treat their real ones. Baggy shirt is deceiving. Is she fat? Her face doesn't make me seem so or her arms. But I've been lied to before Did he just say steel for one of eevee's evolutions? ##( ✿) Ok thanks! But on a serious note I recommended a Mosin Nagant for my brother-in-law one year. He didn't care for it until he watched Enemy at the Gates > Rhotos are awful I feel like getting " " from /u/warlizard is one of the unofficial reddit trophies. Ooh a donation jar! I'd give you mine, but engineering school stole it -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) FTFY OP - let me get this straight. You have been slighted by your cousin and will now spend $2500 to go to wedding where those feelings will be inflamed again, and possibly experience more exclusion? ##Waikato Draught Will you marry me? I'm guessing they're enforcing this because last year my cousin got her car stolen, it was used in a drive by or a murder, then they found it torched out a week later. She left it running out in her driveway on Overland Park. Yup. Right before the killing blow on Crota... Il y a absolument aucun signe de ponctuation utilisé correctement dans le message Ichika from Infinite Stratos, "This hot girl wants me to give her a massage half naked? As a man I can't do that!" ** ** You lied to us, you said you wouldn't find it but you did. Wow The bias of the website is obvious, but I am disappointed in redditors. This whole thread reeks of propaganda, half-truths, emotional manipulation etc... That's true actually.   You want...to play with her... Anxiety is the worst, isnt it? I'm at a cafe near my university (it's 3pm where I am right now) and even though there are people around me I feel so closed off and skittish. Went to order a drink and the waiter (who knows me as I'm a regular) tried to make some small talk. I could only emit a strangled "meep!", paid with a card and scurried off... Only to be scared the heck out of my wits when he came running after me, card in hand. go, me. ლ( ლ) Eu nu inteleg altceva, purtarea centurii nu este opțională , just buckle up Thats what THEY do Anyway, fuck them. Fucking dendifags thinking they can play mid, disgusting Watch your 6... Women can't understand me nor can they tolerate me, so it seems. I've spent too many a year with computers and programming to the point where I talk in advanced terms and vocabulary without being able to control myself. Plus, I'm not that masculine anyway, so that has something to do with it. Throughout my younger years I was harassed and bullied constantly by girls, so I've never really been able to get extremely close to one. But if I do, I get friendzoned. China, I'm on to you... > Did you downvote him for giving his opinion? In 20 seconds? That's incredible. I was about to start getting cocky about my 56, but then I saw your feat. I thought the diagram would have ducks No it would not be. If someone comments here the fucking Lucian lvl 2 powerspike joke I'm gonna kill him IRL South Americans be like: Why would you level resistance? > Why is this a GIF > Ugh.. Not going to be able her character now either.. Fuck that! We need a History of the World: Part 2! ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ I like your style I cry every tim Would like a book series similar to The Dresden Files or The Iron Druid Chronicles. Please NOT some teen fiction that revolves around an incompetent protagonist . In fact, let's just say avoid any teen books. but not calamari. Must be awful not winning back to back Super Bowls...... Shut up, Bill ** ** why do i always find it more interesting to see what people have on their desks? ( ) These are pretty nice pictures. Up voted as a peace treaty. What the actual fuck ASSassin's Creed? the plant is moving towards the light Sites like TvTorrents an so are so yesterday... Download Popcorn-Time for free and watch whatever you want, whenever you want, no downloading any more, just streaming p2p.... The fuck is he trying to convey with that expression? Hearing this story and how it blew up was what made me first get into reddit. Now here we are... lol love the downvote within 20 seconds, if ur gonna downvote at least give a reason That comma is incredibly out of place. Huhhuh. Ei tällaista pysty selvinpäin lukemaan. Mitä toi bensakuitti nyt esimerkiksi tarkoittaa? Eihän se todista mitään muuta kuin että Lieksan sosiaalipalvelut on ostaneet bensaa? uuuh, maybe I do [M] Sooooo, you're one of those breach charge campers!! I hope you get raped. Your username, plus you liking the work from home schtick... Lmao. Idk if ur kidding or ur actually the epitome of shit taste dear god..... Hooray! This stuff doesn't work in Europe.... I actually have a little mole right about where she drew that one in. I am a pretty, early French hooker They delivered mine upside down. Left 4 Dead > EDIT: Would like to mention that the number of Twinks has gone up 100%. Good lord. I hope my defib doesn't make a 'boom' sound when the paramedics use it Wait, aren't you /u/warlizard from the ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ? Gosh, you're right. If we don't let the gas station owners and the fast food joints pay their employees $0.03/ hour, the owners might decide they don't like money any more and the McDonald's jobs will be shipped off to China. [M] Really? You have no shame. You need to sign up and verify yourself with a credit so no way Jose. i110 was the max level you could have when FCoB came out I got it. You meant to do your , but your mouse slipped and "accidentally" hit the "Current timestamp" button from RES. Stop following me It does indeed open the app He's gonna have to get over it...I'm fapping to this set... What repo is it It was the Jews. sto offeso ** ** The idea of anyone cutting my private parts is crazy, glad I am gay. Oh I bet Timmy is happy to have u home for 2 weeks.. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Nah people above ^, we're late When I was a kid I had The Sims: House Party edition and right in the middle of me attempting to burn my sims alive, Drew Carey randomly shows up and tries to party with my dying sims. I'm so stupid i didn't see the list ( ) You mean Snowboarding? Greetings. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) username doesn't check out. Even though i knew it was impossible i tried it just so i can be disappointed one more time. Now im disappointed because a random prick did it . Does nippas do. Less weed smoke too ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Please respect tables. Or maybe I have different values... > Thanks Jumbo! You can just rrrock me to do sleep tonight! Other than at your scores for NGE I don't have much to say. Nice tags for Haruhi though, gave me a chuckle. Millions who are busy... Wordpress =/= job-board software. What kind of reporting is this? Its basically some guys tweets.... Denise O'Donoghue wrote nothing... ( ) (ﾉ )ﾉ Hey, I hated filthy hipsters when I was 13. I'm 19 now and I'm one of them. Oh the humanity... I'm still not a vegan though # I just fucking hate when social media accounts of a television series tweet on East Coast time. I mean, half the country hasn't seen it yet and they're tweeting about the episode "live." Finally, I really need this. Thank you Microsoft Dar asiatici ce au domne? So unprofessional, NO socks !!! ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ You forgot these: ( ) There's a lot of messed up things in this thread, but that... that's just... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That street light These are pretty cool and I think fairly priced versus other similar products. I like the improvements you guys have made, it definitely shows your attention to customer feedback which is always appreciated from a company. I also appreciate the 3 modes, and the battery life of the bands. I'm an avid Longboarder and go to shows/raves almost every weekend so I decided to give this product a shot, I can definitely use the extra visibility while riding at night (NY drivers suck a lot of the time ) and now when at events my friends will be able to spot me no problems! Will provide feedback upon arrival 👍 I used to eat sand and dirt. I was a fruitloop! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Ummm... all of the submissions here have "this post is dumb" flair added... I can't believe someone else spotted that Why would he even tell his dad what he jerks off to Nah, just decide if they looked good doing it "I can crash my plane between your towers"... That would take the pod above the crap line. >Why would he even tell his dad what he ~~jerks off~~clops to A guide to writing as an engineer by David beer and David McMurrey really helped me. I think you can get it on amazon for like $10 or just get it in the usual way we get PDFs of textbooks Has anyone responded to your post with just a " "? How would you respond? Just so you know, I love you. Every time i see you and your odd following, I fucking giggle like a school girl when I see " ". Lose it ever time. Thank you for providing me a laugh at your sanity. You took that from Ollads comment in the league sub didn't you. /r/ttotm ( ) Daniel Paille... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) And the ride after as soon as I pulled up and arrived even the nav was still speaking directions. The ticket went away completely. And uber sent me in another direction where I was when it originated the number of glitches since this last update is too damn high Just curious, why is your name Warlizard and can you respond to me with the ? GO AND TAKE THE 25 RIGHT NOW YOU INSANE PERSON. I love you Big boobs ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I had that, as well as someone trying to talk to stomach from week 8 of pregnancy. Let's Skype > You must have the macro'd by now then? I go to Northeastern, not sure how to feel about this You should get a custom keyboard with a key right next to Enter. Do you have a macro that auto " " blah blah blah.... there, that's out of the way. Yea real helpful thanx The second one reminds me of Rainbow Road in Mario Kart. I've seen the reoccurring joke and everything, but I don't know what the gaming forum is or if you're actually tied to it, so are you actually a part of it or is your name just a coincidence? Nope to Grafton. They sent inexperienced people to my office... Twice in a row. Someone I know has TMJ, and went to the doctor to see if they could treat the pain. They suggested breaking the jaw, and letting it heal "properly." Fuck the pope. Fuck religion. After playing for about 3 hours tonight, I think I'm at 3,000 cans. I just want the damn bow, please. > You know, I just have you tagged as " ". I'm having weird thoughts of a 100 something year old Boulder getting together with Opal This is interesting. Only if there was a way to get a message like this come up upon command and more commonly. Or exact number of testicles if Hitler had 7 more . Yearly or daily what does it matter if you're doing this full time. The math is the same at the end of the year as it is now. What you want to overlook the car payment and insurance payments? Okay I get the argument well we all have a car and have to pay for that anyway... Okay but now it's your primary profession so operating as a business unless th car is paid off, that's the opportunity cost of operating. It's your fucking expense on ubers account. Sure that up front money you can spend. But don't save any and come tax time what do you owe? Not to mention were not even talking about health insurance packages or anything like having to have extra data plan people overlook all the little costs and just see a lump sum is the problem. Divide that sum the way it's intended to operate and you have nothing left to save for emergency repairs. Okay you have the argument that well this shouldn't be a primary job. Okay as of last week I'm also doing contract medical courier work. Still the same principles apply. You're paying gas out of pocket at 4x average. How is that profit? You're changing oil at 2x the rate... New tires might need to happen yearly. Dummy think of all the factors they steal from you just as much as they empower you to work for a extra buck buck forty You only have 247? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) Oh hell yeah !! Nice titties Nice coconuts.....thanks for sharing... Tu vrei sa spui ca la psihologie au facut astrologie si chakre ? > Omg is the sync shitty . . . . that is why i look it in japanese. I too fastrope into forest clearings where a helicoptor has plenty of space to land Now from a leader of other religion... This made me have weird boners Turned 27 on January 18th, not one of you anymore. This is me as well. I'll have unique sound ideas and drop ideas that sound really good in my head, but I just don't have enough time right now to figure out fl's interface. I'm basically a scribe with no hands. Brown people dancing like white people. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That was filmed in vertical mode on a stove. Remember last time when the Panthers scored two with the goalie pulled? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Got KOed by MartinBooth. 0-4 You mean the human horn is not on the face? Not sure if actually referencing too something or making a sexual innuendo This sounds similar to the cuts I get from Great Clips. You forgot Poppy... especially Lollipoppy Can't counter 2000 pounds if steel flying strait at your head (yea there's to much movement and moves that can easily throw you off balance.... But it's a sic-fi show ) It must have been violent I don't like what you're subtly implying about glorious Negev. This is click bait just like the conservative article titled "Liberals still trying to Obama from 'Crusade' idiocy after Jindal slap down" seems like each side thinks they've got the other side tongue tied. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) My husband took a nap with the baby on our bed. This this is up to my hip with a 3" wide platform around the edge at calf height (ask me how I know ). I'm on the other side of the house on another floor and I hear the thud and then wailing. My poor husband couldn't calm her down., not that he had much time before I took her... I would love it if that was his character. He's constantly pissed off and completely bitter, but nothing he says is as serious as it needs to be. At first, everyone agrees with him, "Yeah! They played us like fiddles, lets get em!" but after a while they all stand around with faces as he says things like "that really butters my fucking BUSCUITS" Are we gonna just overlook the fact that the Kraken augment is called "Tentacle Swarm"? I'd even say 3deep5me! And uumm.. that's interesting.... ( ) **BLOODY HELLFIRE ** That's some fucked up shit right there ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Fair point - 3WF, ideally, is supposed to be the solution to 2WF's problems, and it has succeeded in a lot of places where 2W failed. For the context, though, I think my 8-word summary is sufficient - it wouldn't do for a comprehensive study of feminist history, but for a reddit post? I'm an astro engineer, not a sociologist, and I want to keep this under 1,000 words Well...two pieces Gloves. ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard ಠ_ಠ warlizard warlizard five guys maybe i need some clarification to assure me that this is not an orgy in the making? You remind me of this guy that wanted ISIS to take over so there would be no "jumrok"... Cannot be unseen. Why so butthurt ! It took me way longer than it should have to make me realize that they weren't just kissing... I pause it to look at posts in this thread and she walks in on any of them ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Love that spot, every time I go in at Julian Rocks I see something different. last time I was there I spotted a baby lion fish... No picture, unfortunately This was the wrong thread to get first impressions ( ) Are you the guy from the anti- forum? I have had it with stupid Jesus He's also leaning against his bike on the wrong side First thing i saw too. Kinda funny that that face would be in a place where people are peeing and pooping all day You must be fun at parties. 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Jeff Kennett is a douche.... In the parts where he just kept sending long, drawn-out messages, I just kept scrolling with an intensifying Or a fart breather. You are sucking a fart from the star. respect tables please. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) and about as useful as an overturned parking cone... which is ironic, as he happens to spend a lot of time laying down on the ice Same, and I feel obligated to say so in every single hate thread I spot. He's pretty much my Dragonborn's BFF, stuff tha' haters Oh my god... And you have 4 Oh if they're around me, they'll be listening to Taylor Swift and **they'll like it.** ( ) When you search for the show on Google, it says the IMDB rating is 4.2. When you actually visit IMDB, it says 9.9/10. Wow, your brother has ....... you know what, I'm not gonna to say it. Sure, but have to go do something for about 30 minutes, is that fine? I'm really very sorry that I keep having delays. Gender bent Atro should be fairly easy I keep rolling ecchi You should automate your response in some sort of bot. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Where is this cup you speak of? I've zoomed in on it and have been staring at it for a good 2 minutes now. ( ) exactly Rita Repulsa: MAKE THIS MONSTER GROW. Wait what do you mean that was one of rangers? Wait what do you mean they retired? Wait WHAT do you they did WHAT to me in the finale! But I destroyed Zordon AND Alpha Five! WHAT THE MOVIES WEREN'T CANON! But they were supposed to get new Zords and I was going to fight them for another few seasons and destroy more cities. WAIT! What do you mean I pulled an Adam West and I'm currently in a mental hospita........ . Shit What is that crane operator trying to do? Zack ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) How do you know what a Girl Scout tastes like? Stolen right from Tim vine Hey,are you the ting from the ting,where the ting comes out and people ask you about the ting,and you make ting face.Ting? Thanks, looks like dragon from Disney ლ( ლ) Well, here we go again ...start your meat in the microwave? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) all the good kickass proxys have been blocked for virgin media users this morning all the good kickass proxys have been blocked for uk virgin media users this morning You better have scraped that other jar out before you tossed it ┬─┬ノ( ノ) why did I just imagine genja with his eyebrows pink ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That's the one :D I don't really have a super strong accent anyway, I've had more than one person here ask me where I'm from - I always get this face when I say I'm from Belfast: Took the wife out for her birthday. $240 for a 4 course meal. I still had to drink a protein shake when I got home. > 11 was an MMO ಠ_ಠ. ... 14 was another MMO . ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ( ) Now you have to run away with me. ( ) oh... ok... *** *** I can't help but think that many of the healthcare workers on this list cater to fat people as a business model. Unethical "professionals" ignoring their education to build a practice. Ca sa pot fi acuzat si ca sunt serpilian masonic, nu doar comunist nazist oh no there is milk in my bread ## He went corporate and wears a suit. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) This is my future face: omg how i suppose to sleep after saw that? What is hempire? No harm done. ( ) maybe ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Those boots... Yeah, because how they look is the most important thing to criticize here. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Poor edge awareness, man! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) HEY! Yay, a Sacred Jewel. What kind of sick fuck posts this a year after the toys were given away? WE CANT GO BACK IN TIME TO GET THEM! Alpha I am dissapoint Thanks, 50 Shades Like "Iorweth" instead of "Iorveth". We don't use the letter "V" in Polish, so "W" sounds like "V". Also "Ł" sounds like English "W" (more or less). Damn complicated! BLOODY HELLFIRE this was unexpected Does she have a tattoo on her crotch? >Aww, front page! My mom just texted me and asked if this post was mine ( ) and sent over a new Calvin and Hobbes book :) Thanks for all the kind words and advice! Snakeipede Wow. How could I not have seen that as a Dutch?! I'm confused. King of the Hill is a cartoon that airs on adult swim. It's not an anime. > He was like, “So this is an invitation for me to go get my beer and drink with y’all?” No. But he does so anyway despite my trying to be as awkward as possible about it. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Pure poetry Me too, which is why I’m even more disappointed. Somehow it doesn’t work for me on her. Quite the contrary actually. Emma Watson tho. She should have never gone back man If he was half as rough as he is in practice as he is in actual games maybe he would be having a better season. ┌( )┘ What the fuck did I just watch? I'm curious what's worse ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Hbo Go and the ability to change your username would also be nice. Not when we make robots that have feelings. ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ( ) ... "sadly" ? The question mark on your flair is fitting for this pun ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Where in Gods name can I buy one of these? But, but-- we haven't had this much fun in months!ლ( ლ) Grey, do you identify with Saurumon? I'm a bit worried See? That's more conducive to a rivalry. Forget this "NFCWest Bros" crap, and that "birdbros" shit is just disgusting * * ... Also, we share a birth-month with John Cusack. This is what my brain is useful for, and I couldn't hold it in. I have a wart on my foot now and after reading all these replies. I'm guess I better grab a towel and get to work. Oh god the smell...i can taste it... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Here is central time USA. Cure comes and goes at the oh so convenient time of 3 am ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Local store here has a cm storm switch tester on the counter, but no demo boards, or any boards that aren't Razer. throwing decoy! ->> hmmmmmm......... Inb4 I become admin I guess ┌( )┘ Or you like commenting about warlizard's stalkers... . or if you're one of /u/42ndtime's many stalkers... How do you know what my eyes look like? "the packies "? Ahem. Allow me : ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Stop being able to do that I have too much bullshit baggage at this point to be able to be in a relationship with someone who lacks experience with the bullshit baggage that comes along with relationships. I'd sour his opinion of relationships. SHIT WOULD BE **TOO REAL!** ( ) he says #** ** ###### ** ** <table> ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ <table> u shldnt care m8. **ಠ_ಠ** The name's Kunta ya white-ass bitch. Learn how to fuckin speak Mandinka ** ** [](#kappa) ^(Please respect the) k ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) A 14m score in Silver I? Check out most apps. They all have some of gimmicky achievement with wallpaper themes! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You look exactly like my mom did at that age.. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) So does PC Gamer, they always have [Sponsored] in there. My beard is pretty thick and moderately curly. It's been about 4 months and while it's starting to get a bit of length about it I've had run-ins with stray whiskers! You get your shit beard days where it doesn't matter what you do your beard looks like shit. Nothing you can do about that - I just give up in the morning This sounds ominously bad, like you are waiting to hear if that is the insurance prognosis. I posted pics of chat and they got removed b/c rule #7 ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Fuck the anti-YIFY people. ..trekkers...it is trekkers... You better have fucking touched wood after saying that! And I don't mean the cocks out kind God damn, who is the dumbass on the FZ09?? ... how come? ... Suuuuure... ^^^^Heil ^^^^Hydra ^^^^\(/ \)/ You can ONLY use amiibo in local battles in both the Wii u and 3DS versions She is indeed. ( ) Eh... No, thanks. I think that's all I needed to known. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Are you the ಠ_ಠ from the ? The part that comes right after this is soooo much worse That's not what anagram means You are less valued and less safe Don't tease us like that Oh god, that hawks game can anyone explain to me what is swinging left? I've seen people tapping 5 to 10 times before giving up the way. I support this ideal, how about we just stalk him like usual and post, under him every time. Also I'm not british No me gusta Not sure if serious or troll ( ) Looking back on it...S&D was probably the least memorable game mode of Black Ops II. Very few games stick out in mind. Obvious OpTic vs coL on Express and Impact vs Envy on Meltdown at Champs. I thought Envy vs UNiTE on Meltdown at Gfinity was a great game too. But not many memorable really... The lights are in front of the screen Watching now. I don't think he says. Wouldn't Video boy technically have 2 different drops? My plan was just 37s. Way to one up me haha ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ what I **hope** /u/manicmelancholic meant is that isn't it great that the female lead isn't the usual a-cup lollipop CW leading lady who promotes a negative body image for young impressionable girls. ( ) I wasn't planning on a visit, but to satisfy your curiosity no, it is not hard to understand. I really hope for your sake that you know opinions are like assholes (everyone's got one, which is why I voiced mine), especially when posting on Reddit. What the hell is a working man supposed to do with a limo? Hah, MEMEx Nice Dong Demon. Last I checked it was 99¢ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Who told you my name? Can we help you officer? And don't forget the unfailingly hilarious face. "Personal interest", eh? Yes, clean :) and *broken* Pokemon island? Another tall pear here! 5'8" and so much butt Not enough but I am admittedly a vengeful person, not good for my psyche. Are you the ಠ_ಠ from the Gaming forums? > >> > Sorcery! What kind of witchcraft is this?! Did greenly just say he would have loved if Nino ran the tender? Sweet moves by pommers on that break in I hate them because they're impossible to spot until you've been killed by one Wow that actually worked....why Are you that ಠ_ಠ that ? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Does reddit have a filter for that word? I haven't seen it typed out anywhere. And when you're this far down this particular road, MONARCH accusations don't seem that surreal anymore ... guess those prices aren't so low after all ;) Mine does this too, but i can one up you actually. Mine locks me out of my music library too so i cant pick songs, just skip to the next track > What happens if I do that face in reply? I wouldn't have even noticed, except that it sounds like a legitimate name for one every hour on the jour ʕ ʔ She smokes menthols Wait...I call photoshop. Source? How many people are in there [M] How did they get in there " " Everyone understands. Harley's are worse than Hitler telling you about his first month doing Crossfit. Can we please talk about something else on this sub? Next time try get rid of ur name in the top right... Per his Facebook, he just bought a house in KC. He wouldn't do that if he thought he was leaving soon. Kills 59 day old baby and already pregnant again. I was a mixture of disbelief and "of course people are doing this " when I first read about it. 5 years is good guess, but I would like to see them get longer and am really curious to know if these losers are capable of understanding the potential harm they are putting people and their families through. It's fucking ridiculous. ...You'd fuck her dead body? Unless I cannot buy any because it is a sunday. You shit in your car? Ignoring the fact that hey Jude is one of the most popular songs from arguably the most popular band in the history of music “ψ(｀∇´)ψ Loved it, except that last part Doesn't she just... Blow your mind? ▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一 ( ) That IBM logo in the corner. Not a bug. If you played a 9 hour stalemate you deserve a loss. ( ) don't even joke. I mean, mods I guess, but... How do we force home sellers to *stop personalizing* the properties for sale? No es que el dolar cueste mas ; mas bien el valor adqusitivo del peso mexicano cada vez es menor. How the hell did you last that long?! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) hahaaaa ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) People are fuckin' dumb. When that link loaded... Bleh. Harrison Ford is also Indiana Jones?! ** ** Just last week I had someone in my history class that asked if George Washington was still alive. It was the second time she had asked that question within the span of two months. "You're" eating them too much give me a headache ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ --( ) I'm currently at 92% battery life with a projected **11 hours** left til 0%. My god man. Or maybe it's too damn dark to see the shadow at night ......it's 'Lee-um'. Oh yeah Mine only scanned 700 files and it started patching. Am I missing some files? I've got my eyes on you. ( ) Take. Off. The Space Blanket Those 13 Hispanics rely representative of the population. (Just thought it was funny don't hurt my feelings) ( ) Although it's a good sign, I have to say it's not very promising when a player has to change the throwing motion that he's been using his entire life to make the jump up to the next level...Tim Tebow changed his throwing motion too, worked out pretty well . and it's written by the same guy who did the first one. *because there was nothing wrong with that one...* evo and silvia How has no one commented on the sunsfan + bruno one That first video...... For the uneducated....nsfw Size matters. 11%. It was nice knowing you ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Hey! My car has the same. Sucks. It looks like a weird Barbie wake? Or funeral? Maybe a public autopsy? Just wait until the additional income from advertising allows them to reduce the cost of rental. Pretty soon they'll all have to do it to compete! Deng is playing in Miami ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I can't take anything with pansexual written on it seriously. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) No. I really hope the guy who said "If you get pregnant, congrats you're now a single mom." wasn't the kind of person who also has the mindset of "birth control and abortion are a sin but I still want to have sex with you." Those people piss me off to no end. I want ALL teh sex and NONE of the responsibilitieeeeees! /╲/\╭(ಠ ಠ)╮/\╱\ She probably is by now... DUDE. I have the same pillows as you..... and get this.. I just checked......... *I'm sitting on them now* .... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) "Sounds amazing" i thought you would have a picture of carnaval neith Yep, the coupon. "Whoo hoo, as if I'd ever use it." Hint: I won't. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I'm not talking about looking at their butts. It's a mid-thirties (twenties?) teacher on their profile creeping through the middle school student's photos that would be considered creeping; but the instance that he liked that picture by accident -- I mean, who would blame him? That's awkward. It's creeping. I think we both can make a case for . "RYU WINS!" It happened same thing to me- I was backpacking in Dublin with my roommates & girlfriend. I have really small ears so I'm super picky with tunnel gauges, so I have a pair of white tunnel 00 gauge for few years. Anyway, I didn't realize one of it fell out when I was showering and I was really upset about it. My girlfriend and I searched and nope. So, I used my back up- the blue ones. Next day I found it on my bed and I was happy. Then we returned to home and my girlfriend handed me an extra one and said it fell out from my backpack.... so I have three items in my hands. Exact brand, white and size... idk how to explain besides someone lost it in hostel and I found theirs? Its so weird, and well now I still have it and saved it as back up- just in case. It is not bug deal but still... Man....I like Lana as a character normally, but without text to read during cutscenes it's pretty easy to see how she's so...noisy... There must be a lot of Gandalfs as I see him everywhere... Just print the picture that OP posted and frame it. Either my dad's a liar or your conclusion is false. ╰( )╯ was up with all the shouting people on the dock. all they did was make it worse Yeah, I was using my headphones microphone and recorded it with an iPad, hopefully I'll make a studio version soon Ohhhh I see what you are saying now, that was I mistake, I can't fix it because I'm on an iPad now... Ignore the repeated title zack pls For what basically amounts to OC. 420 blaze it weed that's so dank it made everything, even objects, have a face Haha sounds about right. And not only are they noisy, ours had the inexplicable ability to get seed *everywhere* on the floor despite his cage sitting in a tray a few inches deep. Never seemed to do it when people were around. One day I hid around a corner after giving him some fresh seed and watched the cunt flick anything that wasn't a sunflower seed out of the bowl Best Buy is notorious for horrible pre-ordering. I pre-ordered an iPhone 4S and had to wait a month after release because they "sold mine accidentally." wow... This is what I get for looking up shit when I'm still waking up And don't get us started on Notch's payout I'd be surprised if this doesn't get deleted for sourcing. Nice try though *1965* partypooper.com/killjoys/cgi-bin/lighten-up.cgi& You don't watch House of Cards, but you're subscribed to /r/houseofcards? thank you very much. your fantastic. Luh lululu luh. Redchannit you guys. *Redchannit*. I.... just.... By mean, you hard... Vancouver gets the two points. Wild sit 4 points back >I actually didn't know her Q gave flying movement... can't wait to see cliff-jungling Wyverns on my team > On the MH sub... ↻(' )ψ Except replace think with hope Hey, are you the ಠ_ಠ from the ಠ_ಠ forums? The orange coffee shop to which you refer is the least of New Orleans' problems, and it isn't a particularly recent development and was originally opened by local residents. I think the city's somewhat obfuscated plans for the "development" of the river walk are a way bigger concern for how public space is used in the city, at least as far as how the people who live in those neighborhoods are concerned. Also murders, robberies, rent hikes, et al. At least those are my DO IT DAMNIT!!!! (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) / /^ \ ಠ ಠ/^ \ \ Walmart? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Been there bro. That feeling sucks. Except, in my case she got a better position than me. . Find small ways to mess with people like this. Literally what the fuck, Vargas FFS, how do you get an unlocked, *anonymous* handset? What do you mean 'you people' Really? There will be more, but get ready for a lot of grinding for rock golem pieces! -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) What place is this? I live in Melb and I need this store for some... scientific research. Yeah, scientific research... ( ) Thems fightin words ┬─┬ノ( ノ) /u/PleaseRespectTables ノ( ノ) As an ele: 65% It's also not true "Having children." Relevant Flair Might not be many BE warriors, but half the horde is BE ( ) Rip mobile user amrite Master Beta /r/BotsRights police here, you're coming with me Bunch of Nazis up in here! ノ( ノ) Wait....so I have been doing it wrong this entire time? -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Hmm, if the Garnier is that fragranced, I might prefer Boscia's "light, minty scent." :P However, are you saying the Garnier can't handle normal mascara or waterproof mascara? I started ~~goy~~boycotting waterproof because I could *never* get it off Either way, the Boscia sounds more tempting, and if it's available at Sephora, that's quite convenient. Thanks :D Really? Stop being an idiot then. Mas você acabou de responder thank mr mod ** ** [DISAPPROVAL INTENSIFIES] Gabber? .... What do you think? Pure WW1 american propaganda I read a story once about someone who won an Xbox 360 from one of these or something. And it turned out that the box had actually been empty for a few years I was kidding fuckboy. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ノ( ノ) I found out by watching videos they put on youtube and it said sleepycabin at the end of them. So yeah... Heheh it totally sounds dirty. Illicit at the very least. What a great and original post, "ashleylemon" I have a vested interest because I want to buy, but I'm only interested in the structure - not the latest "trendy" decorating nonsense that impresses midwestern housewives The story is from a journal Oh man, I was madly in love with Anthony Kiedis just like this once. Cried over him, listened to his music obsessively, even stayed home from school for 2 days when I found out he had a girlfriend... when I was **14** Hell no..not an airplane person.. I was on a two hour flight to Florida this summer and it was awful.. I had to get so hammered to even get on the flight.. And my gf wants to go to Vegas this summer which is a 5hr flight. The guy on the left has a fish on his belt Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! Great. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Two people who played the game for the first time, one almost gave the enemy team Kat, then he hovered Akali, then he hovered Zed. Then he realized he was picking for them and gave them like Zac or something. Last "pick" hovered Eve, everyone said she can gank well, so he picked Kayle instead . No one raged about it though, which was nice. "Casual" ** ** It's my gf ┬─┬ノ( ノ) My god ( ) Streamer's PC is about to blow up [](#kappa) why would you want to watch a baby otter getting raped to death? It was yesterday and it's still on the front page Why did you give yourself 25 skill points I still get messages from them saying someone contacted me. My spam filter is so full of it it's ridiculous, I joined and left well over a year ago. Also in my research before trying it I found a quote from Dragoneer saying they were legit, leading to me giving it a go ヽ༼◕ل͜◕༽ﾉWhy yes of cour- WAIT A MINUTE! (ﾉ )ﾉ REM 6 nicotine!!! I'd do anything to help out my college budget... Anything. Watkins Glenn is not upstate ny ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Yup. Heading to the GameStop in Boone in a couple of hours. Looking forward to the cold....a whopping 12 degrees already. Cool! I hope you're instrument rated... (ﾉಠ_ಠ)ﾉDon't listen to him! He is a moderino and adminerino supporter who wants us true dongers to lower! Just look at his name! (ﾉ )ﾉ ( )7 reporting for spamerino, sir Yup last time I said something like, yeah yeah as I was really serious about marriage so I would follow you everywhere until that day, he laughed and said okay no problem What type of magic? don't send the labor forces to holeville. Holeville is a pointless waste of time. ( )...( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Go now Yay! The feds will see I like history, murder mysteries, tea, and extra large t shirts. Hey, are you the guy that gets made fun of on the internet and makes the faces? Wait do you mean to tell me Hannibal lecter was a real person or do you mean the movie victims? Both links tell me page not found....glitch, or were they deleted? This might be dumb, but it is really really annoying to me how Kristin never chooses something to order, and instead tells the server to surprise her everytime ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You're a bad person Mm mm....want to bury my face right there... Yeah!! jacked off to this then going to now..... > Yeah, because the current system prevents that At least it's not rape ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Anyone notice one place stayed lit? Who's that guy? PLEASE STOP THIS. I know what he wont be selling... Gjallarhorn. Yes, because all health conditions, illnesses, and disabilities are as visible as pregnancy... Did he just call him Mr. Hockey? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I was streaming it too, and pretty much was just sitting there going . Ahh it's a shame you're in Australia, because I've always wanted to go like every other girl who had weird tingles while watching Paul Hogan do his thing. I don't really do the whole outdoorsy thing either and your giant bugs scare the shit out of me. Not to mention that I'm not a millionaire so gaming would be tough. I'm just tired of cheering for the raptors This wasn't the best thing to look at on the day I found redbacks and a redback nest at my place. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Diapers are nothing like yoga pants... At least their Spanish is better than their English. "New open" Don't tell us what we can or can't do with our miatas, ETHAN! How do you got a pic of your surgeon in her car ? Yayyyy congratulations! Midwifery is the bomb! I'm just starting my third and final year of study. AND I just spent the weekend with my nephew who's nearly two, and omg. Ovaries. Srsly. . Cos' that's what you want when you're bleeding and sore, a dick pushing on everything that hurts. That sounds like so much fun. ᕕ( )ᕗ [link] Absolute Taste Children's Party Yeah why he gotta be infantry? NLB is heavy Clearly you do not understand pathing if you are having trouble figuring out why these jumps didn't work. Whelp You are welcome ;) I especially like the unicodes, and what you can do with it. Especially for nosleep there are countless cool options, for example if someone plays around with summoning stuff you can create a cool summoning spell or something. Or someone suddenly writes in a strange language, due to being possessed. Strange symbols appear on the wall. There are countless options so make a post look better/more interesting.... you should have responded with a like the guy from warlizard forums OP champ -> Shows ezreal Oh my god. And they go from nonexistent to long instantly! Like, one day: nothing. Next day: INCH-LONG SURPRISE BLACK HAIR HAHAHAHAHA. I like that there's a bunch of kids in the pictures too Give it a good blow You didn't mine hell ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ <ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ> ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) IM DONG,JAMES DONG (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ╭∩╮( ° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ I was going to type a long text, but it looks like it only uploaded the image. I didn't know it works like that... Now I have to wait like 8 mins. for the post cooldown. It was the same for the anal prolapse sub with me. (ﾉ )ﾉ i will raise until the end so this is the buff to compensate dfg they were talking about (ﾉ )ﾉ i am behind you brother Ha! Yeah, its noted alright. When I served, I had the privilege of being stationed at Fort Leonard Wood. Talk about zero LGBTQ community in the area and the lesbians that were stationed there just weren't my cup of tea. It was a very long year, to say the least. I hope you have better luck in Agusta. This sounds like something you fucking breeders would say... My family all flew off to New York for the week (to go shopping and to go see my cousins son) and left me behind...how sad is that...? ( ) That's... that's the joke. ( )...( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) yeah, I ran through most of them, never saw it as an issue. I might go back to the drawing board and install Windows 8, seems people more consistently running that on Boot Camp. It's just a huge pain in the ass bc I removed my optical drive and this model is goofy about it needing to be in, even if you're installing from a USB drive Well then! I'm all here saying "hey let's friend plz" and you're all like "nu way man" and now I'm like Dat pudge Expected bigger equipment, left disappointed How do you take credit for terrorist attacks when they are inside jobs from George W. Bush?! Thanks le obama lol How much programming experience do you have? I don't know whether that deserves a xD or a . ┬─┬ノ( ノ) SHOW ME YOUR MONSTERS How would you respond to the rumors that you let a certain filipina girl fuck you in the ass? I see what you did there.... It says in the title that it's in the West Hills, it's literally on the other side of town He laughs at them while they agonise ( ) ### And leers at them unendingly too. ( ) wat ( ) Considering you and I used to date: that fatty either called me fat or a man. Rude. If that is true, she is overly sensitive. I mean, a spread in FHM doesn't scream "don't compliment my body" Wait what ? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Both Muslim and Sikh searches had some of the same photos Oh my lord it even freaking says "medley" in the title of the video ┬─┬ノ( ノ) There's a *man* dressed in a Haruhi Suzumiya/schoolgirl outfit and he's complaining that no one wants to date him? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Ha the app I use has it coded in. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ or maybe you're talking about the Lenny face. Seriously. This post should be removed by the mods. What's next, birds with chimp legs? This is serious business people! ಠ_ಠ We wouldn’t know each other. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) This is how superpowers should look in real life . Oh, Why did I click all the links?!... So the cops stopped the murder plot by finding one of conspirators dead and arresting the rest at the airport on their way out of town? Fine police work and excellent headline... ¯\\_ _/¯ What are your pubes doing on your chin? Oh my god, that face. Especially the third picture... Cute beagle! -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) The games don't even show up in the data management I just deleted all info on the SD through the PC and tried the transfer again. Everything's in order now. Something must've went wrong the first time around. Stahp 3:10 uhh MORE Going from a guy getting his head ripped off by his German Shepard after he over dosed to this made me completely forget about it........ 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You took his drive? That was not "more efficient" I'm the parent of a toddler who has actually peed on the cat while potty training. I can't wait to see what mine makes when he's old enough to play Minecraft... ¿( )? Ok, and now for page 3... -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ I can't stand 95% of the memorabilia post-1985 and I feel about the same way for the amateur art that gets frequently posted in this reddit. But I won't be a party pooper and say it to the owners' faces. But woof, if I see one more Vader stencil or imperial logo tattoo.. Well I guess that'll mean it's Tuesday in starwars.reddit The prequels never happened I tried for several hours to install ptu but It gets to 70% complete on a patch then says http fail and starts over. So annoying. No but it sounded like I was REALLY angry. Why does Magikarp have arms? ( ) Full ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Yes, I love the Twins as well of course. I was super fortunate and got to attend the WS in '87 _and_ '91. Before inter-league having two teams was no big deal (and I did end up living on the North Side of Chicago for awhile). Now I root for the home team (its in the song) if they are playing each other. If there was ever a WS where they played each other it would probably break me. Of course hasn't really been a realistic problem for a while Couldn't you have, oh I don't know, *shown us the skin?* maybe..... A co-worker sent me info for baseball-related clothes & shoes and told me to see if they carry any Giants gear. While I've always been able to recognize my baby's smell, I never got that sweet newborn scent off of her, either. She's 8 weeks tomorrow and most of the time now she just smells like sweaty hair. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Hey... HEY! Take it outside, buddy... Or the cat ಠ ಠ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ╯°0°）╯┬─┬ノ( ノ) You don't have to shovel Mr.PleaseRespectTheTables Being my first achievement, Purple Heart, Cod. Proudest moment till I found out why I got it. I died more than 20 times in a row. I was on easy mode That's pretty funny. >Det räcker med Pelle That's my name... I don't know an Elizabeth Gayle would be more successful on the silver screen Hot air and steam rise, and all that is going to come out the spout. OP has probably never used a pot with a lid. Is that the actual one that stars in 50 Shades?! My workplace training says that compliments on one's appearance is sexual harassment. If she saw those handprints on your ass, then she was behind you during sexytimes. What was she doing behind you? Pet play...? Literally posted two days ago. Which is why you couldn't post the link. But instead you decided to repost it in the description of a text post k. You're some kind of gay magnet clearly. Wouldn't that be more like coitus interruptus then? There are way too many games that feel that way, or worse (I'm looking at you Keyflower ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) oh! yawn ### That was the only positive thing I could think of for them ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Meaning a physical address, P/O box, etc. Illuminati That's the "Dark Web"? That's just called privacy Or worse... Broadmeadows While I appreciate the sentiment of the comment, the SS had Muslim divisions. It's..done...um s'cuse me I gotta change my panties. i... WHAT? W-what This is because Catholicism is dying out. They need more people to try to persuade. In order to sustain themselves they need membership, even if it means over populating the world and further limiting our resources. But God will provide for them...right? What the unholy fuck ( ) You should change your username to passiveaggressivecops86 !! like a twin parasite in the stomach? Doesn't the result of Jake's actions in 1963 pretty much preclude any season 2? If changing one significant event nearly unravels the fabric of time and space, why the hell would you try others, even if the portal could take you somewhen other than 1958? What app? I'd take the BJ. I definitely agree with the First thought: "Oh god who proposes on Valentine's Day?" Then: "it's him proposing to his hand, I know it!" Followed by: "Aww, it's actually kinda cute" and then the quintessential: " wait... " Yeah I messaged the mods about this a good while ago. It just seems like the women's team is not so important. Mmm.... Wait. This ain't no jolly rancher. He wasn't even that good as a guy that did occasional pieces on TSN. I can't understand how he landed a full play by play gig on HNIC. 5k? That's what I thought too... ( ) ...and then they say bitcoin is not safe How bout we turn into ಠ‿ಠ It seems degree of toastiness is a thing Yes, I would. Why The terminal font is not fixed-width Yes, it's just horrible when people think they are too good to glorify controlling, isolating, manipulative relationships as the height of romance. I mean calm down Queen Elizabeth!! It's just priming generations of women to be attracted to abuse, what, that's beneath you? Oh my gosh it was creepy someone said a woman is beautiful.....creepy... South America His email is still a AOL account Maybe it's his anus that's laughing It's not a look you see often, that's true. But it's definitely a ** ** look. Not sure, have you tried reloading the game? Usually that fixes most bugs I encounter. (although not the hatch of despair ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) They need to reconfigure the traffic lights at Jangsak in the morning. Quit acting innocent. You know what you did. Capitalism ( ) I saw a couple bring their 7 year old to The Wolf of Wall Street Even leaving out the of 2X being The Real Hate Group Here, I'll never understand the mindset of "I acknowledge your problem, but it's against my honor and principles to do a thing about it so long as I've got this pebble in my shoe" (__) ノ( ノ) (ノ )ノ (¯¯) This is going downhill. I was expecting roaches or something to fly out of it (__) ノ( ノ) ಠ ಠ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Oh wow. That Brian France smug face. A friend of mine saw one eat a wounded bird once. So after the two weeks I could regularly smoke again ? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ^(ಠ) ^(ಠ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Hmmm. This is the kind of trashy that doesn't make me cringe so much as it does inspire the feeling of desire to be fingered like that ... (__) ノ( ノ) (ಠ_ಠ)Never trust a adminerino site( ) Why did the black guy have a big bucket of chicken? Bloody ponder it. I demand it And just last week the liberal circlejerk had peaked to where the real victims of Hebdo were the Muslims. The first thing I thought after this synagogue attack was "I hope the Muslims are ok!" ( ) If only I had a useful exotic primary, I'd be all over that. Mainly red death for that health regen. I couldn't imagine doing Ir yut on hard without a Gjallarhorn though, because I don't have Hunger of Crota Please respect tables. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) What if I tell you that a BO5 is just a bunch of BO1's played consecutively Pretty sure I've gotten it, but the achievement hasn't registered. My girlfriend just looked at this photo and got excited saying "omg it's so cute, can we get a penguin!?" What? Who am I dating # ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I don't discount any possibility at conventions... (ノ )ノ (¯¯)_º') probably them being underage Kind of harsh there buddy. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Yeah, those crinkly, crunchy ears Those last two teamfights, how the hell does Doublelift end up in the middle of the enemy team Hmm I never really thought of using that. Thanks, I think you just made my map a whole lot more accurate (If I can keep from getting distracted by sharks along the way ) Same here, but I'm fairly confident it's been due to the providers and not myself. Every one of them has been under the impression that you just lick the tip like it's an ice cream and that'll do the trick the only thing i know about that is there will be trucks! but when, where!?!?! im only back home for a few months before i go back to the us for school and work When he got to level four he upped his Charisma, and later, he did it again.... ( ) Why are you telling me to do that to some poor, poor men? DONGERS AT THE READY MEN(ﾉ )ﾉ╮/\╱\ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Your absolutely write! Classic mistake! Hear, have a downvote! \ಠ ಠ/ I'd like to give a shout out to Comcast for flickering the signal on cue to crucial dialogue; you da real MVP. Is this one of those restaurants that automatically includes tips? Majestic as fuck... I like it Todd... ** ** In the trunk...hey -it's Shameless. Your bullets are no match for my Dongbending (ﾉ )ﾉ me looking at the scorecard ( ) *wtf* welp, our game with them should be interesting now...and I'm kind of excited too! Judging by the comments in this thread, I'll pass. Did your ass fall off? "Where'd my sheep go? " mollecular prime for your GF Jinx no Sona Taken down due to Copyright claim by NBA. I get what he was saying, I just didn't like the way he said it Instructions not clear, stuck my dick into a blender. Being a paragon of goodness (Except when he occasionally goes psycho), do you think superman would pay taxes? Or just give the government that look. I hate that. I sent a fb message to an acquaintance I liked and asked him out. He agreed and I was happy. We had a bit more idle chat, I gave him my number and asked when he would be keen to go out. Nothing. I mean, saying no is awkward. I get that. But it's much less rude than saying yes and then ignoring me. Those peas aren't mushy enough Nerf clockwerk Thanks, I already know... ( ) My character's first question would probably be "Why the fuck do you keep getting me eaten!" I saw Kendrick was on the start list for the Pan Ams trials that were running at Junior Nationals. Do you know if he lifted/how he did? USAW hasn't published the results of day 3 yet And no Pitch Fork! You have an iPhone 6. Wanna confirm? ikr I've had friends tell me their dogs were rescued from puppy mills.... aka bought from the store. Yeah, there seems to be a recurring theme of jumping the religious gun on many of the articles posted here. As if nothing bad could possibly ever take place without religion. Came from Ontario to Alberta just missed all the cold weather but now I'm here and there is no snow. **base model for $145,000** ( ) Even though I know what I am looking at, I'm so confused right now.. What the fuck I begged my father to let me get my ears pierced. He refused until I was 16 and thought these were acceptable replacements I just realised Oscar probably likes Magikarp meat ( ) ( ) ( ) Deep throat that footlong like you mean it Oh these tears are just from the hot sauce... It's offensive when people attack married women who kept their maiden name. Certain men and women just can't understand the idea, which is fine, but they respond by belittling the woman and her marriage. As someone who kept her maiden name, I've had someone ask 'Why even bother getting married at all?' Oh so that's where the " " face came from. They literally just added new music. Gonzaga.... "Boogers go in a tissue, *not* in Mama's nose!" Description of ancestors. So no school runs then? Don't you mean where? Aren't you the guy with "that disease"? ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) Please, respect tables and table-kin. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Why would you want to sully that beautiful car with stickers... ^^^^^^^^^^^^ predare Brady, did you say "bloody"? Is that allowed? Hey NattyLiteCoin! Thank you for the litecoin! I promise I will not bump it for doge! > *old* That would be really awesome to see and I'm glad they've gone back to gold border cards instead of that weird mega thing. You also reminded me of that bs with Plasma Storm, let's make SR Charizard, Blastoise, aaaand Random Receiver TWO HUNDRED DIAMONDS!ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ > 'Why even bother getting married at all?' In the sea! *ahem, browsing patterns. Dafuq... ^^ ^ # This is what we're going to be dealing with until Big Bang's album drops . Kæresten græder chokeret i baggrunden, filmer ud af vinduet - han har prioriteterne i orden .. 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He looks like he's a 25 year old stuck in a 15 year old's body. I know. I'm pretty sure that's my neighborhood too. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Might needa head gasket "That doesn't make any sense." By being her daddy. Am I crazy? I used to get all that shit (Dried Apricots, Tin of Olives, Dried Prunes, etc) as Tombola Booby Prizes all the time. They used to fill up the Money Tree.... or shops at 1 NP each. My face when I see them on the SW for 5k nowadays.... And you sound like a douche stuck in an insecure body. Duuuuude [meta] ahem Worldstarrrrrr!!!!!!! (ノಠ_ಠ)ノ((rasengan))ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I'm offended by the leaves suffering in this picture. And the way the cat just walks by them, like they aren't people with feelings. > oh my I'm ok with legalizing, but I feel the word "harmless" is misleading. Perhaps even an outright lie. The Emu Plains one didn't pop up for me, but the Burwood did... after I passed the station. That ignorance !!! ( ) Oh I assure you, it is That looks way too nice for it to be your first project Drafting on ends can be tough. Hard to feel too bad for the Trout owner, though. 'magical silver' ( ) ( ) Get it right - WarLizard is a shitty LoL player. Warlizard is the guy of Is that a.. skeleton? Didn't realize it was that serious... "shocking" Booooooo I'm selling my shares in Vidible now. The ones I bought when you started posting there. ^(may not actually be true. I don't own any shares....) Can I share my own profile and play on both my iPhone and iPad with Facebook? Why is your tire price comparison poster so wildly off that it might as well be a lie? "Middle piece" ... I actually don't know anymore if they could even place as much as they do, every celebrity selfie is on an iPhone, every computer seen in movies is usually a Mac and since when has ಠ_ಠ button been on the iPad keyboard Yes. He ate the poo after apparently She tried to stop him, but it was too late. I don't know. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I sure was confused when they decided to make us the only region to not get the regular size New 3DS Needs moar A Link Between Worlds brah, but other than that, I'm so jealous Excuse me ..... Kelcyus pls ( ) You know that black people exist outside the ghetto, too, right? Keep your hands off our Cobb, KC Thanks! # ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I'm so glad that my parents chose to live in Texas city that isn't science-challenged. I can understand the ban on peanuts at schools but sunscreen? Really?! ( ) The summers here are really hot and going outside without any SPF is asking for bad news. They may as well ban antiperspirants and hand sanitizer while they're at it, since those are considered OTC drugs. ༼ ಠ_ಠ ༽**W-W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR HANDS YOU FIEND???!!** ༼ ༽ I genuinely didn't. I just did a google image search for it and . (╯ )╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Too late Parasect has a creepy feeling for me. It's as is the fungus has taken the control of his body ( ) Raising ? That's her 14 year old sister. She's currently traumatized by this comment. Oh ok, should they be in separate rooms? My only fear is that Athena and Phantom won't be friends anymore. She had a small burst of confidence and refused to lick Phantom and he got grumpy and lunged (didn't bite) almost right after I posted earlier Are you my mummy? Can I do both simultaneously?? 4chan is your only hope >"I don't wear any makeup or do anything to my hair. I need to get up and go in 5 minutes." What are you, SWAT? Who needs to get up and go in 5 MINUTES? You...all...make an enticing offer They always say to put a little piece of yourself in your work Well I hate hearing it because I love the Seahawks but hate the Ducks ( ) ITT: people that have a hard time telling children apart from adults ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Nice username, OP RMT Meta [sees username] GTFO. NOW! I love them all the same and besides less drama that way Not sure what the fuck I just watched so uh When her weight starts with a 2 Finally caved and got myself a HHKB. I haven't received it yet (6 days at customs ) but I will soon :) I have one and it is a pain in the to reload co2 in the middle of a game... Name ' ' does not match rule 'Local variables'. Suggested name is 'ಠಠ'. I think this also happens for Remobra, I knocked one out then more Remobra came down and fed on its corpse. ( ) The kids i went to high school with would beg to differ. Who is Ding Dong? ( ) ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Ooooooh yes. Amaterasu nazi mods go away What the fuck am I looking at? You were charging No Edit: do not comment on shit while half asleep.... ...I want $2k and ego stroking from the general public next time someone hurts my feelings. That watermelon one - I couldn't tell if she was covering boobs or Fupa at first and got really scared. I still am confused Maybe your character is the one doing the groaning. Heihachi looks so pissed off I din't know if I even wanna play. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Don't forget that alcohol is TECHNICALLY a solution ;) trust me I'm a neuroscientist. (Haha I really am.) I hate Bronze people, I have to mute like 2-3 per game The Justice League. God damnit, California. ( ) But they're Grrrr- oh wait I would care. Clearly the double immunity stacks and overwhelms the opponent instantly killing them, then terminating their account for good measure. Do not mess with double immunity oooh you! If my SO sent someone a bikini/revealing picture, even if it was posted on FB, i would be a little peeved. Not sure what was going through OPs mind on that move. Well, only by coincidence because the star part is the wrong color and the top and bottom here aren't sold together, but yes March 3rd, Matthew. Yay another Jontron viewer. I wonder who actually made Moemon YESSSSSSS!!! I'm embarrassed to say how many times this has happened to me. I've even started my period mid test. The twitter crowd is most fun during the season. Hashtags, screen caps, quotes upon quotes - just fun. Plus the actors and writers keep up with the fans most there. Being told off by YNB is like being inducted into the Community Fan Hall of Fame. Being zinged by Harmon is like being tongue-punched by a saucy, she-devil. Having a writer follow you and then subsequently unfollow you after you follow back because they were just looking for followers is a rush, let me tell you. Looking at you, Saccardo . That pang of revulsion went all the way to my nipsy! Nope, sorry. I think most of us here on /r/opiates prefer to do real drugs The nicest case would be the plexi glass case at some apple museum for old apple artifacts. I expected a nonexistent subreddit... Listen to stories from chefs. Do you ever hear them talk about their compassionate empathetic loving chefs who taught them? Fois Gras? So what? Not everyone shares your sensibilities... Pussy. Just buy the 45$ version on GMG, it's what i did, and i'm having a *great* time! But if not having that Bog Goliath Skin will really impact your experience *that* much... well, I'd reevaluate my priorities. ( )┌∩┐ I just read this three times and I'm still not entirely sure what happened......you dated a girl that thought she used to be an owl?!.!?,?!? That sounds.......clinical.... She wants to be her own mother.... Weird Mother of god! He's 63 years old. Doesn't look like one. ( ) I googled (well, Binged) that ┬─┬ノ( ノ) It was overused the first time i read it today. 8 years later and I still need to turn off AA at 1440p. On a 980. This is the smallest keyboard I have ever seen. At first I thought you were talking about Skin Food and I was about to be What have you done, /u/51rogue3?? Totally unrelated to the antivax stuff, but it's relieving to hear that another kid my daughter's age also barely talks and has just stopped saying certain words! She used to say mama and dada, then for months only made animal noises. Now she says "hi" and "dat"/that. It's... kind of maddening, because she understands what we say to her and follows instructions, has great fine and gross motor skills, etc. She just won't freaking talk and pretty much just meows all the time. ( ) Nee alles uitgezet :/ ben sinds dit bericht alweer 9% omlaag heel vreemd Because it's the most relevant thing Skrillex is doing That is the most adorable thing I've read all day you're so lucky to have found him! I wish you guys all the best! :) my wife is more blunt it's more of "fuck off you fucking pervert" but we don't get much of the bi stuff because most people assume I'm a lesbian so it's a lot of Pervy gays going "lesbians?! Can I watch?" no, no you cannot As a Bears fan... Fair enough, he's pumped, but if I was umpiring that match he'd be getting one of my best looks until somebody brought the bails back. ** ** ಠ_ಠ^(ಠ_ಠ)^^( ) It looks like he had his hand somewhere on her backside during the whole swearing in too... ** ** Alright photoshoppers of reddit. I think you know what do. What is this wizardry? Stop it. You're making us look bad... Satire? Anyway, when I was 12, my neighbor kid (boy) around 8yo at that time likes to touch my penis. I let him touch it, but I didn't let him see the thing (puberty and stuff, some hair in there so it might give him a shock, lol!) This is how The Last of Us started. Haha there are some trolls here which always say; "just code it by yourself" 😒 I really can't stand them, if I could do it, I would do it, but learning to code "just" for that one purpose is not really cool No reason not to pay... Unless you have a radio.. "Miss, I hate to be the one to tell you this, but... YOU'RE chemicals " E/N (not sure about this one) stepdad telling me I should feel grateful for being raped, because he once knew a woman who had been raped and felt stronger/less racist for it because her rapist was black. Bloody ecologists. Eat all the tuna, they complain. Pollute the tuna so that we can't eat them, they complain more. There's *absolutely* no pleasing some people is there? Fat privilege is normalising pet abuse. Some meet ups at hotels for kissingಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ They might not have been pushing him back because there is no room on the train, right? As much as I'd love to be intimate with someone, the sound of her getting off doesn't do anything for me... at all. It's more annoying than exciting most of the time, to be honest. I just want to focus on my readings. Is that strange? I guess some other people might think about just what she's doing that makes her scream so loud, but most of the time I've been pretty indifferent - I only thought about doing this because it occurred to me that other people might be listening to her too. Also, that sounds like a quick way to get sent to the disciplinary board, so no. In the girls notebook there, on the list of things needed in order to commit murder; one of the items is cheesecake. ( ) Martyrs hue hue hue... ( )... Oh lol the what happened Oh god I just read your username Dude, your balls are brass. I couldn't eat it with the face looking at me like that. How does a clean asshole help with poopy boobies?! Sounds like what happens in **Bang**. First time I played I didn't get a turn cause they put the new people at the end so they could learn the game before their turn. Aquilo na imagem de capa... É um gloryhole? I have all three property spaces dedicated to different types of vehicles. Still need more , Brandon Jennings... franchise player...  You do not match your username. Your username was ill chosen but but if green is life green is love... like shrek ( ) And...the dog... I can't FF through commercials. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) There's also a ' ' in Human Revolution Ooh. Do this one: And a shitty job keeping time. 13:50, erase, 13:55. Hell yeah, my favorite way to fuck and be fucked. ಠ_ಠ You can't play TPS on Ps4 Update on my married 'best friend' who flirts with me. Today she tells me that had she studied in the same high school as me, we definitely would've been a couple and she would've patao-d her father too for me. My espn feed just timed out. Brb going to kill myself. Thanks Oh god, please no... I've been playing since way before the pyromania update, and I only have about 300 hours. Of course the calgary/minnesota game goes to OT... Points for all! Yippee! > >> > Well then... That coupled with your flair makes me quite jealous. Lucky ass >>> >> > I ment from inside the story ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Yet Google reads all your email, customers fiber Internet usage, logs all web searches and activity, user locations, prevents built-in privacy settings on its devices, logs router MAC addresses with geolocation with street view cars, all to turn a profit. /u/doctorvonscience ノ( ノ) Its never lupus... Made an account just to reply.... This really bugs me. ** STUPID SEXY JOFFREY** I CANT GET OVER THAT RUNNING PART ** ** I thought I deleted my card on my ps4...but nope, the card info was still there and I was able to buy Dragon Age easily without re-inputting my card info. I'm totally confused how this could happen... Would like to tinker her bell... I'm really annoyed by Sony. They're basically holding back releasing a ps4 theme creator to the public so they can use themes as advertisements or pre-order incentives. Fan-fucking-tastic so many player still need anger management What valiant white knights you are! *sigh* it's so sad that you get less puritanism *and* healthcare. Canada is the hat that is cooler than the person wearing it. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┻━┻︵ノ( ノ) maybe he is just in the closet and its his only way of having a little experience I know what they look like buy. I still don't what they're called. Tall boys are coming soon. Just in time for the nice weather... Or another blizzard ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Heh Heh Heh. Plot twist: *Xperia Lollipop* looks completely identical to *Xperia KitKat* in everything other than the navbar... You masturbated to a girl dying. not sure if troll What the hell is the media press bundle? 10k gems + Ultimate god pack bundle for some lowered price? ANSWERS PLEASE So is kidney puncher called that because PG can harm your kidneys? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ლ( ლ) What bugged me about it was that it was on pause the whole time. The giant play arrow was still showing. Comic sans... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Thihihihi ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Okay. Thank you. I'm not sure why. ## Haha... my SIL had her youngest at 35... she was considered a "geriatric pregnancy". Yeaaaaaaaah, the last team I want to renew the blackout with is Alabama -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Really? I thought we'd established ground rules about you using the word "big". You prefer your soda warm? Don't do that! Now, I need to buy new boxer shorts first. No half step? ** ** Flying Man's still there Teehee. Nice try "MakesShitUp4Fun" Do you ever get tired of the ? Poking Miss Daisy.... sexually Those comments tho TEST Question do you always have ready to paste? Like a tab open with it all the time. Do I look like a youtube commenter to you? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ てす てす てす ┬─┬ ノ( ノ) Dat sven set Ooc: ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I use waterfox (firefox 64-bit) and have never had things crash like on chrome. I sometimes have 50-100 tabs when i'm doing research projects and having the browser not crash is helpful. ~~Embedded~~ inline sql? Seriously? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I imagine he will always be slightly more tired of his meme being brought up all the time. As such the will never be as tired. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Yep, and my slip started the whole thing rolling. Funny thing is, I hardly ever use "any traffic advise" but it seems like when i *do* use it, that's the only time there *is* traffic. And they don't advise. This has to be the quickest time lapse I've seen lol. Good footage though, at least I know it's still visible. ಠ_ಠ my ipad has a key dedicated to this face ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ It's not cute, I needed to go so bad I could barely walk to the bathroom We went to see a movie and halfway through I really needed to pee but I felt shy about excusing myself (looking back, I don't even know why but I guess 13-year-old me was kinda weird) so I held it for the entire time. > ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Don't do that. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Paging u/PleaseRespectTables Yup. At least the site is still useable for now... But seriously. WTF, Reddit... test elsewhere or announce if you're making a change . 2008 USC v. Ohio State.......RIGHT after Barkley threw the game winning touchdown to seal that game away. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) [ ](/u/warlizard) Suddenly I'm fine with it It's the Japanese keyboard ┬─┬ノ( ノ) As much as I admire your hard work on the old gaming forums , and recognize that you seem to be a pretty swell fellow, I have to take issue with your defense of McConnell here. Regardless of the possibility that he knew nothing about this, and couldn't have really anything like the most tenuous grasp on awareness of it, he is such a tool that we should seize upon any chance to make him look bad. ( ) Jesus Christ, what is wrong with some people ┻━┻ ノ( ノ) You just gave me a really disturbing thought about where Lion came from She will with that infernal noise No, I would boo him every time he stepped onto the ice :D. But seriously no . Isles three goal lead in the third ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I renamed my Recycle Bin to . It seemed fitting. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯°□°）╯┬─┬┬─┬┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) This appears to be the laser dot effect It rhymes with ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) That's been around for a while. Although some games don't even prompt me for that, they just go ahead and download the updates during install That's what a patent is for. Or twenty hours .....I need more sleep The sign says RINGSIDE The thirst for karma is real! it's ThirdphaseofCGI , I'M not buying it ┬─┬ノ( ノ) She would have had to been born in 1952. Literally the year Eisenhower was elected. Can't unsee ( ) So.. keep everything. Got it. Crikey you're old I don't think a $249.96 USD is worth getting all the content of this game from the store through the free version is worth having this game, you only start with 4 fighters, and a bonus of 2 more until 3/3 , I do know you can unlock costumes in the game, but I have not played it enough to get anything else. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Go to church and say that the lord hath shown you this letter and all its many truths. It's all about using olde text speak to sound convincing > I think you should figure out how malaria is transmitted, and the probability of having that vector in your life before you freak the fuck out. Why is this thread not pinned? At my workplace, I invariably have to follow up on whether other people have followed up on things I originally needed their help following up on (we're supposed to communicate and help finish jobs as a team). ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Good. Keep him. Because you just assume that everybody is on MS Windows. This seems like a great idea! -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Stormtrooper* ┬─┬ノ( ノ) OF COURSE they're taking up the whole path ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴋᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY KONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your kongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ DO YOU EVEN KONG ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your kongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN KONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง heres a tip. And a kong behind it (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛᴏ ᴋᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴋᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴋᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴋᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴋᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง YOUR KONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง MY RIGHT KONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT KONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE KONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴋᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your kongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG KONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG KONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG KONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a KONG, or live long enough to become the KONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴋᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE KONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง KONG OR DIE (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your kongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET KONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD KONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a kong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME KONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴋᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY KONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A KONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE KONGLIFE, THE KONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE KONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER KONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY KONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL KONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ <ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴋᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ> ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A KONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA KONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) IM KONG,JAMES KONG (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A KONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR KONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your konger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT KONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the KONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Kongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE KONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ༽ u ugly as fuk ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ KONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง DON'T YOU KONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR KONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง : (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง FOR MY FATHER THE KONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ╭∩╮( ° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe ᴋoɴɢer ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE KONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO KONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Your konger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my konger was big for my age ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE KONGER ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A KONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For KONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN KONGヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A KONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A KONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY KONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL KONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Kongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ konger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always kongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER KONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ Should pick up some extras and sell them to me at MSRP Wait... you sent one too? Do you really just come here to tell everyone that one of their facvorite games isn't going to last, and by doing so inadvertently scaring away potential new players? Bro. Relax. Go hunt some monsters. He didn't even hit the dartboard once. "a thing" El misil lo encontraron o podemos suponer que lo tienen estos también? Años de películas de Hollywood me enseñaron que alguien se está preparando para algo importante.. ( ) What's creepier is the fact that his drawing has a frown on it. All of the other animatronics are smiling in their drawings. GF? He looks pretty upset. (Even Toy Foxy/Mangle to some extent looks like he's smiling as the children are dismembering him. ) Y'all motherfuckers need Zeus ひゃっはー Petyr: the boy needs to learn how to ... Fuck I know I tried this already. Even when colorflow is uninstalled those bugs are present with customCover. This happened before with other betas. I just thought it would bE fixed. Also it might be some kind of a conflict, as I do have a lot of tweaks installed. I made the mistake of clicking the link. Well at least Ahri had a purpose in her whoring, how about Janna? A prostitute....... IN ZAUN. Wish my apartment complex did. Their method of clearing the snow from the pathways is to dump as much salt as possible onto the snow. It's not the crystal kind, either. It's those soft pellets that get all soggy and gross. Man I hope the other characters have this much depth to them.... Oh wait! Tabata Axed all the other playable characters! DO IT. ITS CALLING YOUR NAME. MRK9182.....MRK9182....... EAT ME. No they don't You didn't pronounce it Jen, did you? alien blueの謎機能 Removed for being spamtastic Yeah no kidding. I was born in 1990, and I still watch it sometimes. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I have enough to money for a long way day of the my life and is I don't know if I had read it in a row ever seen had to go either way it was not a immediately the first half place time I get see the same time as thing wo is so expensive and for e to be able too see the same new one else can be a great way for each of the best of luck in your eyes out at all times a day to after a few times but I or should I do not know what Do you really just come here to tell everyone that one of their facvorite games isn't going to last? Bro. Relax. Go hunt some monsters. ( ) Not that big /r/mildlyinfuriating When I got to the punchline, I literally made this face (╯ ）╯︵ (\ .o.)\ Because of *the implication* Is 350 worth it the chairs looks beautiful tho I see you, motherfucker. That's how I read it. Not everybody shares your sense of humor. If you do this to me, I'm hunting you down and executing you. ` ` In space! Not IRL. `^_^` jiggles! No Madonna Till they start to make sense..... Vulva pedia... I hate horror movies, they're always showing their ads on MLG.tv Not when you lift the paper like that ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ That's ***exactly*** what a thief would say Ooooo I hope I win. WHAT THE Telefrag Once a cheetah, always a cheetah You were born in 2002? Dat recoloured sunken hollow tho I'd like to be that dick Someone give that turtle a hand! wish I could downvote that b.s. a thousand times... Hitler isn't fun You better start petitioning for a Hitler loss, then, Jordy Judging ^^ Fine ^^^^^^^ Yes My biggest hobby is napping and my second biggest hobby is drinking. Senior status Sold out already! He can always dictate to his ipad also accessibility features can help him dude, way too far Then why don't you post your theory, since everyone else thinks X is heavily outweighed by Z? You must be fun at parties... Beautiful ಠ_ಠ Dayum that's nice ಠ_ಠ Any day time place ಠ_ಠ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) There's a pig rescue place near me that does fundraising barbecues. I asked if they serve BBQ pork and they were horrified and said no, it's just beef and chicken... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ಠ□ಠ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬──┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Do you live at the children's hospital? Yep. I am using SubtleLock but I believe I tried it without SubtleLock before and got the same results. The problem is, now is not the time to experiment. We don't have a jailbreakable iOS version being signed. So I'll just stay with colorflow for now. thanx for your help. And my tweak list would be humongous. Calm....the....fuck.....down.... Why would you ever put out sheep on a board like this? I am barely farm 4mil in a week I figured someone would make that connection!!!! But alas, I don't really play 3DS...even though I have one. At least he was considerate. Bro, I was *just* gonna make a post Does Not Compute this is a repost of the stock image of a meme Thanks. It's the stupidest things sometimes. I've literally got everything else done - the tabletop, even the leg vise, and I'm pretty much done with the massive headache that was the tail vise, etc etc etc ... and then a freakin' mortise (albeit a 3" deep one) did me in. also she is 14 What did you make me watch? Hot knife is love, hot knife is life ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Yes, I know. but it was more "is it a slant or something else" question. (ヽ ಠ_ಠ)ヽ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) This is partly the reason why the Hellbringer is my favorite heavy ... It kind of is though. You're kidding *yourself* if you think the Asian minority suffers even close to as much as any other minority. For fuck's sake, if white people tried to start a stereotype in which they have superior skill in things -- OH WAIT! That's called *white supremacy*. More like plastic out I hope there isn't a Dadfoe out there... Queen's not a milf. Switch for a treat, and make sure it's rewarded after the command. Not just if he drops it. Also, dogs can read your emotion. They want to play, but if you show because he won't let go that you are not going to play, he'll start to get it. I use the command "out", and he does it every time now. At 1st, he didn't, so I must be doing something right. Also, he will find bones or other weird stuff in my community. I will tell him "out", and sometimes I need to repeat sternly, but who knows where it's been. Sometimes I don't get a chance to catch him and he already eats something. Ugh. Aww! I'm sorry I didn't "let it grow!" Raven haired security girl is a thing here too? Oh I'll bet it does, nekura_, I'll bet it does Oh, isn't that ni.. Sounds like a very aggressive train set ...what? *clicks profile* Boyhood is #1? Age 34 More like 44. I think she was just a raging cunt. But. Playing devils advocate, if someone who knows their drink and is very specific, leave off the BS flair nonsense. Save that for 22 year old sorority chick. I know if I sat down and said "rye Manhattan. Up. Orange twist" and you stuck a straw to my glass, I'd be all . That's the only thing that I can see as to why she'd make the "I don't want a child making my drink" or whatever it was. But still, fuck her. ** ** of course. they couldn't even do us the favor and take miller. god damn fucking wild Losing 50+ mutas to 5 Ravens and some Vikings? Well fuck, that changes everything You have a strange username I must say... I feel like somebody need to start a tool, almost like a virus scanner, that does nothing but look for exploits, and intelligence mods on a machines and disables them. Almost like. Authoritian-ware blocker. Oh yeah. She was totally naked in that scene. How could I forget. (I remembered I forget because I hate what happens in the comics...specifically for that character. ) Damn you. ^^^^^^ I feel the need to speak up for 50 year old women. The majority of us are FAR from dried up! Everything is just fine down there, thank you very much. "Også er er det" You. You're evil URGH..I knew that gypsy razor was cursed.. That was a she? Are you the from the Warlizard gaming forum? You devious bastard. My 4 year old can't stop singing it. Still waiting on those baby boomers to leave the workforce ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ gaming forum something something Warlizard Talkin shit? Burn down all of their factories! No fucking way?!?! Goddamn!! For her, it was just another case of indigestion. I bet she was hungry after they flushed the dead fetus. She was probably like "save the placenta! It tastes great with IN-N-OUT spread!" *licks her greasy lips while heavy breathing intensifies* The father sheds a tear of joy that his offspring won't have to suffer another second at the expense of his bad choices in life, while driving to IN-N-OUT to get the spread. He keeps glimpsing towards oncoming traffic telling himself that he'll do it one day, as his wife snorts/mouth breaths in the bed of their truck... When he caught on fire i spit cream soda on my iPad PLEASE DONT PLAY WITH MY HEART LIKE THIS ITS NOT FUNNY Holy shit ... I think Jone's rant itself is the best argument against guns. He is clearly mentally unstable and yet he is allowed to own guns. I'm not even American and I got chills just at the thought of it. Leviathan is pretty tits, we're the Alienware of servers. Chicks dig dudes with alienwares Fork-bomb kin... Just take out the wifi chip and *stomp on it!* 29" waist crew aww yeah! But 6.5" wrists.... Aw fuk bye.. This whole MissingNo / Charizard M thing fits perfectly with my headcanon. Too perfectly ( ) But what if ***^cyber ^armed*** goro 原発は低コスト厨はどうすんのこれಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ *sniff sniff* smells like balls ... Not you too > "Også er er det" Interested, but i am paranoid. JAIS anyone Wait...How does she know what shit tastes like . that ain't prosthetic ...Hi. (My name is also Devin ) What's a Girlfriend? Was that like an exclusive unit or something? Not if you use show-Bronn's theory on inheritance and apply it to divorce. "Pink to Reddish:...it could be nothing" wtf Which ones didn't you fuck and why not? Are you a racist I was im that hotel for last year's Winter Sterling starting forward over Balotelli and Sturridge...questionable ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) It was suppose to be best card ever.... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) "good part in the show" And then /r/Warlizardbotbot, that replies with a every time that's posted Only consider meth production if you have cancer. GungHo ノ( ノ) Jesus cucumbers and ranch ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Bah!! I thought it had two L's, but my iPad out a squiggly under it. This is why we need better education!! (Or I need more confidence ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Tygacil for post op chole... Jinora? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ... Oops, I mean ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You broke the first rule. Thank god, /r/Denmark var ved at blive begravet i køb, salg og bytte opslag.... eller vent lige lidt, det var den da egentlig ikke .. All this crap about being healthy =/= liking food (in articles like this). Driving around my campus ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I don't think he is over complaining. I went to get a whiskey right after the 1st period ended. I made it back tiny seat with 8 minutes left in the 2nd. Just not acceptable for a modern stadium. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┻━┻ノ( ノ) Creepy as hell. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Maybe they should use less money on recording everything innocent people do, and more on just investigating the obvious. They can't vibrate more than the plastic bicycle ones I have now. Agh, and I'm still shoveling snow. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) Burn the book, OP Can't even... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Oh. Sweet This dude has more games for sale, including Game Dev Tycoon at 3mb. # I have never seen so many downvotes Haha, add it. I have a fever and the only cure is more hate. But yeah, Churchill did some good shit for England. Doesn't excuse his fat ass. That is the trippiest Tumblr I've ever seen Ugh. That thing in the back of your throat probably smells like shit. This looks as though it would wreck my 980 at WQHD. Laserbreak He said he "just discovered" it. I'm sure it's all a coincidence. All I got was "hit in the throat" perhaps he was trying to insinuate that you could tell the food was definitely catered and the pictures were taken of food he acquired while he was on the set. Man, do we have shit to talk about then. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) > To get the same type of behavior with a while loop, you'd have to duplicate the increment before the continue, or use a goto label ( ) near the bottom of the loop body. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Bill, last few panels: You broke the first rule. Err Could have fucking died ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I fixed mine the same way two days ago and now my video drops out when I bank hard shitty soldering I guess. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) What I don't know is how we're going to survive in the playoffs when this is how the fanbase gets after 4 straight wins and a 1-goal loss. Yeah... frustration. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) DEFENSE CLAP CLAP DEFENSE ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I'm not My eyes ( ). so you are a human iPod launching a playlist. At least you are being honest with yourself ( ) well I feel like that is enough internet for tonight What was the point in DQing Desn? -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Obama I know can confirm. i have a pit bull that likes to spoon....with her ass in my face # Bill Clinton pounds republicans Shocker. Can't stand Comcast Not only is this off topic and contain no direct fat hate, but I think these are questions a fatty would ask... Two of them ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Right! It's just so amazing ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) fucking Heathen Hi, Thick... i see pipsiman they've gone from making some of the most beautiful metal guns to making some of the ugliest plastic guns. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) The teaser for next week didn't show much either This should be told to every person who buys a vehicle. When I was a tech, everyone always overfilled their tires when they filled them from reading the max pressure on the sidewall. One old guy would fill his tires until he couldnt hear the air going in anymore. ( ) I hate v-necks. It may be because I have a lot of chest hair so I shouldn't wear one I was so confused. Dude... ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯°□°）╯彡 ┻━┻ in pll world i could almost see this happening Yeah man, that's all there is to carrying. But sometimes one turn does not a round make... And to top it off it might be phases plot twist: you never received a DMCA and plotted all of this to get attention to your stream! I have seen through your plans, Dr. Horrible. game over. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You know how. yes, yes. I'm pretty sure that's how it went down. I'm still investigating though. Wait, is that Frederick and Lucina in the third-to-last one? You say that like it's a bad thing WOW! Is it just my twisted imagination or did that bird drop a few n-bombs? All smiles...until they go on an outrageous 12-game winning streak and pip us at the post for 4th *** *** ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Iceland, Montenegro, Switzerland and Moldova right now especially considering the fact that Faroe Islands were invited; ( ͡(ಠ_ಠ) ͜ʖ ͡( )) I Talked to one of the station managers about a year ago and he said the original people they brought in the do the maintenance work. Did a really crappy job so the had to redo a lot of that work. I have a love hate relationship with metro. ( ) ( ) Wow.. He really hates your guts Ciara ain't no side bitch That would defeat the purpose of powermining... Wow I went to check it out and the server has to many users on it. I can't listen to music during my max sets. That is when I take my earbuds *out* and put *on* my serious face. Already obsessed with "the child" who doesn't even exist yet... Im not sure if I should feel sorry for this guy or be really creeped out or both I pictured someone signing in a toilet cubicle . Banana for scale. ╚( )=┐ No wonder the big boss is now officially making statements about diversification of the country's economy... ლ( ლ) ლ( ლ) ლ( ლ) ლ( ლ) ლ( ლ) ლ( ლ) can i order a custom one with this: Im already in Sweden. Former Michigander here, I can relate, made it to work only to get an email 1.5 hrs later to work from home ugh! To be fair, the tall overpasses can be a nightmare down here, oh, and no rock salt still surprises me. Hello 🇺🇸🇯🇵 A what slinging a what? I see what you did there Because of Dr. Oz, my mom tortured herself during her final months in struggle with cancer by choking down huge glasses of some vile juice every morning. Which is great fun when you're on major chemo/rad and can hardly hold down real food. Catapults with good looking ears. I had to distribute the synths among my three chars. Bought 279 One time I was replacing my motherboard, and after taking the heatsink off, I didn't release the CPU locking latch well enough. I accidentally bent an entire row of CPU pins. Luckily, I was able to carefully bend them back into place and it worked. > ლ( ლ) Ah, the ole Reddit -aroo. > ლ( ლ) ლ( ლ) "Radiation not safe on a ship." ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Well I wasn't expecting to hear that ever again I can think of worse second half coaching Oh for fuck sake...was that on purpose? (╯°□°）╯ノ( ノ) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ლ( ლ) Canada, it's been -30°C to -40°C for the last few weeks . >ლ( ლ) >ლ( ლ) >ლ( ლ) ლ( ლ) >ლ( ლ) ლ( ლ) ლ( ლ) ACISX was pretty good until they deleted our world due to a payment glitch in their system and didn't have a backup According to her, it's not rape if you're just experimenting ಠ_ಠ Do you really just come here to tell everyone that one of their favorite games isn't going to last? You realize it's kind of a self fullfilling prophecy, right? Bro. Relax. Go hunt some monsters. Nice username breh He *was* the girl. *And* she started the rumour. ಠ_ಠ. ಠ_ಠ. . WANT MONEY PLSಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Looks like a new manifold is $300 Well.... 🙀Uhmmm......... Ugh! Don't be so self conscious I like them titties anyway! So downvote me 😋 As usual, ** ** that second last one Her fingers are the same size as the push pops. > > I need to start going to estate sales > Ah, the good ol days of letting the CPU draft for me because I didn't bother scouting that season and didn't give a shit what I picked up because my team was dominant. CPU gets me 3 centers in the first 4 rounds of the draft, because I needed a backup... > Oh, so it's only £35bn... That's all right then...? > > Batter up! Stop giving me shit you're like the 5th person to say that please leave me alone I'll be on sooner or later Are u being serious Let me see it, in my face ლ( ლ) Gained a person who downvotes any comment that mentions or even implies liking anyone on our "shit" team before the shuffle put Onix, Flareon, and Persian into the PC. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) How did I fucking know this was going to be top comment Hit me too!!! There seem to be two types of players for brawl: Pros or ultra noobs. I was just in another noob team, wanted to play support but they were picked first. So I picked a carry. Long story short: Most terrible supports ever! No courier, no wards and even had the nerve to ask my carry for tangoes... not to mention gung-ho split pushers when enemy team traveled in team of 5 AND with beast. Seriously How is this bitch the same age as me The red one has me dripping precum. Why does everyone think I'm the author of this book Thanks for sharing OP. Can't wait for the update. Really hope she is on birth control of some sorts though. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Oh god ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Dude ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I have you tagged as M&Msexual ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Well we know he wouldn't have enjoyed Xbox Live very much! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) 　　　　┬─┬ノ( ノ) 　　　　 　　　　┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That will keep him in the playing 11 for the rest of the tournament ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Nice pun ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Yes, I've heard. Bastards! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( °□°）▄︻┻┳═一　　　　　　　　　　┬─┬ノ( ノ)･∵. ﾀｰﾝ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) How is this relevant news? They do it like once a month ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) /u/PleaseRespectTables ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (´･ω･`)ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) As a student of a school where the band teachers fucked students eleven times before being caught last year: ┬─┬ノ( ノ) No it's not ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Same goes for cs:go. Honestly I think that game has a bigger problem with people joining ranked who troll so hard pretending not to know how to play and stuff like that. Throwing bomb into a spot where it can't be reached . It honestly got to the point where I stopped playing competitive, but now I learned to mute and it really does make playing a lot less frustrating. One of our own fans defaced the Rock ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Sodis' human has a face ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) > ( ) wow it kept going after i closed it and after I closed the tab. i had to close my whole browser to make it stop This is different! Is gone Why isn't this a thing. Why the If you can't find a job it's honestly your own damn fault. Look harder, be willing to move, etc. I have a "general business degree" and a shit gpa and was hired within 2 months of graduating. Sick of hearing the "useless degree, woe is me" excuse. Se ele concertou, então ele é maestro, né? :) "spell the hastags correctly" She is on Parks and Recreation (She's actually a huge Kings fan) and she also has her own stand up. Her "thing" is live tweeting things, i.e. shows, movies, & Kings games . Huh? You okay? This Actually Kinda Looks Like Fun My sister is 10 years old and not on Facebook On a serious note, stop what you're doing and go get an authenticator . dis is like sewwww funneh. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Forsen made quite a few mistakes that series. He looks like he hasn't slept in weeks. I mean how do you fuck that up? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) * * Good ol' Joe " " Biden. Her eyebrows are brown [ ] I'm 19 now, was raised outside. After school? Play Xbox for an hour until friend comes over, then I'm outside till 8pm or when the sun went down. Now people see kids outside at 6 and call the cops on their parents for leaving them unsupervised and I'm just like I think he wants to please someone else's wife while they watch - specifically their pregnant wife. The Sentry just makes me feel so..........confused Yes, your "wife"... Don't listen to /u/ughalready he's being disagreeable for some reason. Those of us graduating/recently graduated from College are basically fucked over from Student Loans. This tends to bleed over into not being able to pay for things we perceive as being unnecessary because we're healthy young adults. Sure, there are probably places you could cut costs to make insurance payments. But that's kind of not the point you're getting at. More the idea that we're getting forced into a system that's benefiting the players already in the game. Oh, and the best question we get to hear, "Why haven't you bought a house yet?" "Oh my days!" I guess that means they'll be the best team in the LCS now! Right guys? Did you use a camera to take a picture of a PC monitor? Or is that a TV? If the former . Thank you! This. Seriously. Nearly all of my friends share this mentality; that depression can be solved if the person just "got up and did something". Well, hate to break it to you, but that's not how the world works. Don't get me wrong, I really love my friends, but at risk of sounding like a whiny loser, they really don't understand the immense emotional pain depressed people feel. Either that, or they think that depression can be fixed because "something happened to make [me] this way, so just get rid of it!" That would require me to get rid of my brain a'ight, rant over. Yes, you are the single person in the entire world that plays Monster Hunter and finds Khezu boring. Sigh.. These Bungie guys are even worse then Lizard Squad Ah the Lizard People? You deny they exist? What the fuck fucketty fuck fuck shit fuck is this shit ! I am pissed Or that Kalista sucked Oh lord the bananas are the worst ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ )╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ಠ_ಠ)╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯ಠ_ಠ)╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯ಠ_ಠ)╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯ಠ_ಠ)╯︵ ┻━┻(╯ಠ_ಠ)╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯ಠ_ಠ)╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯ಠ_ಠ)╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯ಠ_ಠ)╯︵ ┻━┻(╯ಠ_ಠ)╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯ಠ_ಠ)╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯ಠ_ಠ)╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯ಠ_ಠ)╯︵ ┻━┻(╯ಠ_ಠ)╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯ಠ_ಠ)╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯ಠ_ಠ)╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯ಠ_ಠ)╯︵ ┻━┻(╯ಠ_ಠ)╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯ಠ_ಠ)╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯ಠ_ಠ)╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯ಠ_ಠ)╯︵ ┻━┻(╯ಠ_ಠ)╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯ಠ_ಠ)╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯ಠ_ಠ)╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯ಠ_ಠ)╯︵ ┻━┻(╯ಠ_ಠ)╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯ಠ_ಠ)╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯ಠ_ಠ)╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯ಠ_ಠ)╯︵ ┻━┻(╯ಠ_ಠ)╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯ಠ_ಠ)╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯ಠ_ಠ)╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯ )╯︵ ┻━┻ Lest you face the wrath of his boner! I wish alligator didn't die in my game go get a room you two The UN says a forced pregnancy is literally torture ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Good we don't want him here! There is no telling with sellers... Some are great, some can afford your bad rating Try contacting them, the least they can do is say no. ¯\\_ _/¯ ლ( ლ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) o lord why do i have so many of these lol Pilots don't make mistakes....... Ever........ Not even once............seriously......... It was probably maintenance...... The percentage for the sibling trope shocked me. OOC: I hate how some people throw the term migraine around. Whenever you cut calories you get migraines... sure you do, . It's so meaty I guess people didnt get it was a joke. ( ) Soo, all I have to make is a 20 to unlock my potential? Way to go, feminists. Keep up the good work. Because freeze mage? "Clifford caught Nyquist in an awkward position" Only 30 in 4 Well shit, maybe that's why girls who look like Taylor swift weren't messaging me suddenly I am hearing the lyrics *"nice meme.... nice meme"* in my head.... He probably just hung out by your mailbox rifling through the letters to figure out what your name was. Which is creepier and way more illegal than scrolling through Facebook pictures. In Windows, it is. But for the Linux and Mac users, that's a special kind of evil. The pimp hand hungers for this one's face blood. That linked article... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ... Good ole reddit. Deck =/= skill, plebs. Nice title spoilers > RIP Revive ノ( ノ ) So, you're like a Teddy Bear pimping other Teddy Bears? Kinky. Awesomeಠ_ಠ upvoted ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You mean the Ned didn't warg into Ice? How does luigi get 70% off of a grab? -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Drakes a girl? ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ლ( ლ) Switching from Nikon to Canon? I'd say so I got 10 Ascendant Shards! I can't believe it! I need so many of these to upgrade my sweet VOG gear! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I totally get that. I would too, if I was friggin' gorgeous. I literally burst a Morgana from 100 to 0 in the time it took for collateral damage to travel 200 units just yesterday "less burst" Only if she's finished doing what I brought her there to do... Hey... you guys remove my posts all the time for being borderline airsoft related. Seems busy enough around here to me... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) His laugh sounds so weird This. Just make sure if you add weight that you stick to losing it because no one wants to purposefully push themselves back. cannot be unseen Vivek Wadhwa isn't part of Gamergate. *Sees Kentucky for 2nd round.* Shit uhhh. ask the admins? As a Canadian, I couldn't believe it when I tried to order a drink at a restaurant on a Sunday in Alabama and they told me it was not allowed. Land of the Free indeed . And my axe! Wait...what? Was kicked multiple times because of my name I contend it was a succinct delivery Absolutely. I totally agree. We should exploit war-torn countries for their oil instead. Fuck the North. I think all of us in this division can agree on that. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) nothing like a good ol' tongue kiss after an ass/genital licking session from a dog...... I have already seen the chat meta. "Join high level clan" (even though no clan could level up by this time ) and such will pop up VERY often in the future. Needless to say we should be expecting a lot of new small spam messages from people now. I am horrified. Sad thing is you know they were. How does this help those of us who have every exotic...? I just want to give 1/9 NLB or 1/10 Last Words to my friends. I've lived in Mount Pleasant for over seven years. Why is this the first I'm hearing about the Pitt Street Bridge?! Nope. Canada. Which means I don't have to kill you I know you just didn't compare Rudy's to Bill Millers.... I know you didn't. I'm SURE YOU DIDN'T. Just post the face and go with it. There is in siege It's an army! ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) So, I'm still waiting to see this masterpiece. Smoothskin you gotta do the eyes! I've also had this error but it only seems to happen when I am using the clone attack and then it happens when I'm not using it after that. Egg on face Giroud "A Fan bar, but on a much bigger scale." ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Why does it ask me to think so much? Her asshole was designed to be fucked No... How exactly does one say "┬─┬ノ( ノ) " ? It just felt like 15. Was the unexpected part the fact that this was skiing? .... I'm disappointed it's not a forum filled with posts going " " ( ) Put it back. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( )ヽ┬─┬ I would, but I moved to LAN long time ago.( ) I'm also protective of our eh's. That's our word ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Ca n'a aucun rapport avec une histoire d’extrêmes ou de modération. Je balance un exemple aberrant exprès et tu arrives a trouver le moyen de le considérer valide ! I better not have brought this burlap sack and pipe wrench to work for nothing, Coastie. You're clearly reading the wrong mind ┬─┬ノ( ノ) MFW no face in MFW post get caught in my eyes, a thief! Not THAT well...being someone who's worked for a graphic printing company for 10 years, the fact that the window graphic doesn't line up with the rest drives me nuts. (**/r/ **) Are you testing a bot you made that will reply with this ? I'm just going to pretend it's because you are making a calendar of because I would buy that shit. So being a very simple answer, it isn't quite as simple as you just time-stamping all the moments you would be using the , correct? After he's done, I recommend you hook him up with Jeff Smith"s "Bone". It's like an adorable cartoony "Lord of the Rings". Keep feeding him books until he's fat and jiggly on reading. (Not to be confused with fat on food) You should be pissed. He didn't just physically violate a child, he has taken away the period in a person's life when you don't have to be burdened with stupid shit like a sex life. He is selfish and deserves nothing but loathing. This is honestly the worst they've looked all season. I'm with you here! I've been knitting for a few years now, and now that I've read this post, I feel like I've been doing quite a bit of it wrong. Now, every time I knit, I will be questioning myself. Did you just steal one of the imgur comments? Lennon could have had any woman he wanted and he picked her. The sheer effort of doing this That's disgusting Is your sweater from H&M? I have one that looks a lot like it and I can't find mine I really hope they fix this, it's been way too long. It all makes sense now ( ) if you eat a charmander, it dies I see none of this ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I was chatting with a guy on okcupid once. My field of work, and personal interest, is technology and after a bit he said, "wow. I rarely have an intelligent conversation with a woman about technology." ┬─┬ノ( ノ) こういうのは移動販売車で買って食べたい Eggception I saw this post earlier today and I was all "Naw, I'm good today!" And then later I was at home making dinner when I sneezed... and a little bit of pee came out. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ლ( ლ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Good to hear! I used to live near Oxford where there weren't many drunks either, besides students which don't bother me too much. I just don't like the ones that are all pent up and need to beat people up or shout a lot nonsensically. **WHAT THE EVERLOVING SWEET FLYING BABY FUCK! ** You are evil. I never thought of this and now I can't get it out of my head, thank you very much Try posting this in r/firstworldanarchy I've given up on league as the wait times are too long. Guess I'm part of the problem. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) So...we're all black on the inside Do you have 900 mmr? ( ) 500t of palladium have the same mass as 500t of any other commodity Watch an advertisement, exit before getting rick rolled, thanks internet. Especially given that control would cede to John Boehner. Squirt Its illegal You just gave me the link for one icon of soundcloud The Avenger does have "restraint cells" ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) At one time they had a bot that automatically send a responce to this face ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Which I felt rather sad about. Got the bro team (Crono, Frog, and Robo) back together only to find Frog's melee damage lagging behind a bit. So many ads and pop-ups Can't tell if sarcastic or unable to detect sarcasm. Is that a moleskine in the photo though... Has no one really poked at the fact that this guy *buys* his battlepacks when he has premium? If i go a few days without playing BF4 i come back to like 5 battlepacks. You get plenty for free so why pay... Women are evil The turf has taken some of "him", rather Chocolate. ( ) Don't me! Respond to my damn comment about God of War 3! ok so get this, he's rocking 8 - 10 lb. plates and 2 - 65 lb. plates (didn't even know that weight existed in a plate?). He is 6'9" 260 pounds, and the max weight he has in plates = 223 lbs!! I told him he needs to get a gym membership or a 45 pound bar setup, and he literally thinks I am insane for suggesting that. How would one acquire gains with a max squat, bench, and deadlift of 223 pounds ( ) Well for what it's worth, every time I see , even though I know it's coming, I can't help but laugh. Your commitment to that reply is awesome. Apparently you do - nice score btw! I'm still trying to figure out what that guy is doing stooping over an octopus at the edge of the beach. I installed one of the first free versions. Had nothing listed in Progam Files, so I figured it was a manual uninstall. Nope, no uninstall option in the installation file. Regedit it was. ᕕ( )ᕗ "Am un amic..." ಠ_ಠ So you uploaded a preview of all the pictures using Imgur, but couldn't use Imgur to host the actual images... #ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ #** ** ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Thats not how you apologize. To some I like fucking young boys ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Wow, I was gonna buy this app a couple of days ago and gave it up because I was too lazy to type in my App Store password You willingly put that in your tank? I have nowhere read the guaranty from DICE or EA that the game mechanics won't change over time when I installed it (okay didn't read the terms of service - maybe I gave them my first born who knows ? ). I think you're a good person and that's rarer than what most celebrities get. It takes great strength of character to put up with the constant "are you that guy..." with the same grace that you do and not go all jackdaws on someone. Also, what you DO post (before it turns into the inevitable ) is either really helpful, well thought out, or both. ( ) ( ) Why did you reply to that comment twice with an hour of difference between the responses? ( ) ~~ ~~ ( ) It was perfect when it was green Then why the baby? ** ** ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Kassadin trying to outrun a nidalee. I don't like him *touching* you. Dude . #carlinigraphy Can confirm. don't ask, just trust me. What if that's where the name comes from? If you're not thoroughly creeped out then it's doing better than anticipated. ᕕ( )ᕗ Seeing that actually bummed me out...as I review my playoff ticket options You really think Obama wants the Internet to be "open and free". But LVL 70 COBY ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ "82nd ... ah ... Cavalry Division..." Don't bring a third side into this. ** ** I agree, but most people just go I just don't fucking understand.... How do these things come to be a standard practice? Was someone like "Whoops, I'm out of gauze, guess I'll have to use my mouth to clean this up... Wow that worked so much better!!! " ?? Your phone knows my name too #** ** intensifies. ~┌( )┘~ Don't really understand the hate on reddit. Just cuz you live in a city doesn't mean you have to be a fan of every team in it. I listed my favorite teams and unlike others I don't jump a bandwagon because a team is in the championship. Fuck me right?! Just sharing the beauty was enough reward, but I never say no to strangers on the internet cheers I guess ( intensifies) I was friggin 10! Lol. Plus just cuz you live in a city doesn't mean you have to be a fan of every team in it right? I don't like hockey jeez. I listed my favorite teams and unlike others I don't jump a bandwagon because a team is in the championship. I've seen others become overnight die hard fans & I chose not to. Fuck me right?! That's exactly what my skin feels like! I tried looking in the sidebar for help but the little info table had perfectly contradictory information for my face ("Too greasy? Less occlusives! Tight-feeling skin? More occlusives!" Me: ). I'm going to be picking this up, then. Thanks for letting me know! :D Why don't the people over 100 years old who've masturbated zero or fewer times count? Ageist! Seems like a waste of valuable to me * * He really had to specify that BLACK llamas are faster than humans? Orrrrrr are they white? #┬─┬ノ( ノ) That is obsessively creepy ^^^especially ^^^if ^^^it ^^^is ^^^sexual How dare you. His phone knows the name of my best friend from third grade Your fingernails tho.... Holy shit, all the people who apparently think everything they read on the internet is 100% true... **ಠ_ಠ**^**ಠ_ಠ**^**ಠ_ಠ**^** ** oh god... the scree's... they...don't......STOP.... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Mine did that last fall. Ended up being the shift solenoid. Really easy to replace other than the fact that the trans pan doesn't have a drain plug ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Props it up. Eww. Like a bobble head. no it's a reddit about these guys ----->୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨ /╲/\╭( ͡° ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ͡°)╮/\╱\ (▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ﾉ )ﾉ └(°ᴥ°)┘ つ◕ل͜◕)つ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼♥ل͜♥༽ﾉ ༼ᓄºل͟º ༽ᓄ (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ヽ༼>ل͜<༽ﾉ What it's doing is messing with my morning barching time > Jesus...grab my ass tighter! ** ** How to not get stuck in sacred song loop? -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Man I know this problem, everytime i come up with a new name for my fake company all TLDs are taken... This is how my players play, period. 呼んだら答えそう 名前がダサい もっとインパクトのある名前付けよう 独身で金持ちのジジイは狙われる I've been waiting for this meme because I have no idea what the hell is going on. Don't want to know either 昔より少年犯罪減ってるんだろ？ それなら今のままでいいじゃん。 それより凶悪化するジジイの犯罪を厳罰化しろ The graphic guy is there for graphic. You say it like everyone at gaijin can work on game coding. He's just doing his job as a graphic guy, stop bring up visual effects in game mechanic problem. Sound like my Ap teacher Thought that was way too pricey before I realized how big it was 役場ってコネ採用だらけでしょ 美味しいパイは身内だけで食うもの This is a thing? DON'T EVEN JOKE I would like have a heart attack and just jump up and down yelling "LOOK AT THE GAIJIN! OVER HERE! YOOHOO!!" while everybody is giving me the face >That definitely aint falco similar thing happened to me just last week at a beach (there were lots of koreans). walked into the locker to find everyone walking around butt naked with their dicks flapping around Your birth took 25 years? Thanks m8y. I'll b sure 2 change dat next teim Yeah...that's about the level of quality I would expect from LSI at this point. I miss wow if only they put it on a console Why the hell are Team Poonfiltration and Team Asia not separated from each other early in the brackets. The wife is already 'giving me the look'. Funny yours is Al Gore because mine's George Bush. And he's LATE..... First I seen blue and black. However, then I looked at a few comparison photos people put up, and now I see... blue and gold Looks suspiciously like the US's Waldo jersey Wow that does seem like a strong strategy if noone else is aware of it, though if someone else can see what you are doing and or blocks nanotech then maybe it would fall apart He needs to eat more....or acquire a chin ( ) That end music...it's from that Kim Kardashian game Original? > It does not appear to be cruise ships Can you try it for me?ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Why do you know a Kim Kardashian Game Song? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) But calculus is awesome. Looks amazing but some people are saying this ain't Rome burning. Hope we find out what it is. (Or just tell us the truth) > ### image 3 is clearly out of order .. This is what I like about TF2, at least for now - I only play on Valve servers nowadays, because nearly everything else in NZ/AU is prop hunt, 2fort instaspawn, some weird Mario Kart thing, or that Vs Saxton Hale thing. Or cp_orange with 100% crits Thank you. It reminds me of this thing: ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ First Goofy, now Scooby That definitely ain't jigglypuff What is wrong with purple gats? I don't get it, they're both white and gold? ( ) ( ) Ok thank you! I've seen the Z thing in a random video so its good to know I'm not crazy. Wish the game would friggin explain some of these things. NO. ** ** You monster ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Slither down the stands to the track, cause Gordon to wreck, and all his fans will hate Keselowski fans even more. Thanks Narwhals. Those beer handles ლ( ლ) Around the World's a classic, tread lightly I would have a rebuttal if I were not a stoic. 3==ლ=D( ) my god. I just spent an hour reading sjw screensots Hopefully not for the same reason as in the show though, right? Yeah, I have a new question. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (ಠ_ಠ)3==ლ=DѠ( ) Literally the first thing I clicked on was like "the FCC will ban sites that offend violent minorities like Muslims" or something like that. I bet the alien blue " " button would come in handy for you. It is still easy to get uncirculated, fresh from the reserve hundred dollar bills. That being said, I really hope OPs is brand new because money is disgustingly dirty - I'm a bank teller I don't mind the variety. However I'd like to see longer videos tho ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Wisconsinite here, omg Scott Walker, if he gets elected, we're doomed. Same... instead I got my 3rd Sneak That's bloody awesome. I'm the guy watching your every move. Agreed. It's super annoying. Then 99% of the time customers come in and Best Buy managed to screw up something on their account. It seems that we're always fixing Best Buy's mistakes and have to call NSS to help us out, or Best Buy won't mention everything about the plan. Anyway, biggest slap in the face "hey I just got my phone over at Best Buy can you transfer my stuff for me?" Are you calling yourself best girl? Rubbing out to Calvin and Hobbes The government screw us over? NEVER HAPPEN! I seldom correct it for the most part, especially when gaming. My biggest pet peeve is when I sign my name online for work (my birth name) and someone replies "Sir". That just really gets the panties in a bunch. Oh Jesus God fuck. You on Atlantic Puffin Dr? I think you might have been high to paste your ID without blurring out the identifying text.. Not much of a discount Where is /u/Ruri_Gokou when we need them and why are they so dead I told my main riding buddy he should definitely get a helmet for this season, his response, "no man I've heard from a lot of riders they do more harm than good because of blind spots" only one best girl needed in this world I agree Not gonna lie, that was a tough game to watch, we were running around, Isles kept us on the outside, could get going, Engelland standing around, Engelland making shitty passes, 2.9 Dollar Pylon Man (☞ )☞ show me dem draws~ Oh hai there Heh...I have State Farm.... And I think it's important to remember overplayed may mays like are run into the ground and you should just stop... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Well, I didn't want to go into a long-winded explanation on how the person's point of connecting this post to the mug they own is shown much better by showing both their mug and the reddit page in the same shot, and how it's a lot easier (and I'd say better) to do this by showing the page on the device that the person saw it on rather than going and printing the webpage onto a sheet of paper or whatever, since I knew that judging by your attitude that would only bring on more angry lashing out. So then I thought about posting a gif that displayed the eye-rolley, dissaproving "really dude?" response I had to reading both your comments, but I couldn't find a good one in 60 seconds of googling and it really wasn't important enough for me to want to spend more time, so I just said "heck, I'll do it with an emote" and there you have your . I got the Wk set. While it was still an error. Just played with it. Got 24 kills... Yeah, that's another reason why I went with the . Alien blue offers much better options than that, including this Oh look; my iPhone has a VPN option! I wouldn't drink out of the same cup of said buddy. I mean, going down on a stripper who wants to get gangbanged? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( )☞ go away "Has anyone seen my acid strip? I left it in the toothbrush." You didn't sand it? I actually modded my g710+ recently (kept the orange accent) and I did like 5 hours of sanding . Saved.....you know for science .......ಠ_ಠ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) It is cute but it is ちょっと硬そう Bruh... ( ) This is getting too advanced ( ) Mudslinging is a no no. Put a wheel on the bottom of the door. So he bought a reloadable prepaid credit card with bitcoin, that he bought with cashmoney... You've turned a two step process into a three step process with another layer of fees. Well too be fair, there's a reason they're calling it bumping the uglies, but... heh, netragator, feminin ma face sa ma uit asa But now you snort drone dust?? Y yo con esta cruda Of course that's a thing. Why is that a thing. ## ## WTF. How can any sane person think it's a good idea to stick their used sanitary pads on walls... just... what?? Leaving a toddler alone for an HOUR? That garen had no pants ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) > wtf.. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) As a former costumed performer for Disney Cruise Line, I have certainly wanted to slap a few kid...and adults...or throw then over board. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You are German tho 乁( )ㄏ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Great, now my sperm count is zero Came out of the door and didn't even check drafters on top of him That's not the sauce I was looking for Just you wait! Ryu > > If I had a twin sister, she'd probably love it, too (what lady doesn't love a shirtless Amell?). Also, we'd do disgusting things to each other, but hey, we're really ridiculously good looking, who can blame us? Don't judge. ** ** >If I had a twin sister, she'd probably love it, too (what lady doesn't love a shirtless Amell?). Also, we'd do disgusting things to each other, but hey, we're really ridiculously good looking, who can blame us? Don't judge. >** ** \\(-_-)/ノ( ノ) ( ) You look like Haftbefehl, a German Rapper. **( )** It looks like Aya has 2 noses, cannot unsee. ( ) It's never too cold for Mitchell's. I used to live in Lakewood and would walk to that one. I miss it dearly. Still waiting for someone to comment "HAGABADLA" in hunt for some easy upvotes No info because suburbs of Milan are not interesting or attrattive Why the fuck would you ever find a snake in the toilet? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) A breast milk latte? I hope the stainless steel one isn't 900 bucks... It looks like there's a penis head on the ground. Sshhhhh. You broke the first rule. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I just wanted someone to sneeze. Seriously. I was all "pole vaulting girl - why?!! Nooooooooo~" # The tl;dr is practically as long as the "long read" ( ) Goddammit I just bought my MBP a month ago You used the word gullibility, and now I'm not sure if I should believe you I don't get it. I can barely see his dick. The camera was too high. You broke my head at "bottomless pit with spikes." ( ) Fucking love this video. I thought it would be the top comment.mwonderful ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ <ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ> ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) IM DONG,JAMES DONG (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ╭∩╮( ° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ This'll be her face if it's a surprise: Tiger: Wow ( ) I don't get it why do you always response with " " when someone ask you about Warlizard forums? またまた YouTube and Skype. It's so much better on the Xbox one. Maybe not Skype as much because it's so hard to get in a call but definitely YouTube. I use it more than I thought I would. I never use it on my iPad only on Xbox DAGA NO GANG I see a lot of L. Ron. Hubbard So, probably Brampton All I know about doing butt-stuff is I don't want to fuck up her pooper too badly . Im in brother! That's kinda creepy. "Caw, caw" "Oh, there must be a dead body nearby." I'm more likely to kill someone because of scrabble or monopoly, than gta Sure... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Turning on my Moombathon (it's a genre ok ) playlist for the race today, been on a kick of that genre as of late ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) I don't know... Go look on Fanfiction.net and you'll see plenty of Eren and Levi in the American fans too. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) 🎂 ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I've met a lot of nice and cool ENTPs but none as rude, stupid, and immature as you. Yeah maybe some S's are stupid a-holes just like you. But who here is starting all the hate? My best tip for you to do now.. Go fuck yourself She's yellow Thats what I'm thinking but i also have 62k DE sitting. > ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That's very true. I hope it'll start changing in the next 10 years The scientific misconceptions are killing me GallowBoob ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Even has US plug There was a shooting murder at the Peter Piper Pizza on Wallisville last night and another in the NW this morning. -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) That was definitely a cock. ( ) There was some chick in a white top shaking her boobies earlier in the broadcast too. Did anyone catch that? ... I mean... For science dear god why There are demons and monsters in the game already. I don't live in this city. Nope. Not me Tax dat punani. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Well then Tell that to every person who has written "Klien" When I hear Normcore, I think of how my dad dresses. Dad jeans from the 90s (faded and skinny at the ankles, but loose around the waist), sweatshirt of favorite team, hat from another team and white sneakers. He's never really been on the cutting edge of fashion, lol. He likes to drink Busch beer in a can also, so maybe that makes him more 'ironic' as well... Oh damn. Dude is sadly misinformed. I've had <5 sexual partners, but you just ASK my husband about that look I give him when he doesn't put the dishes in the sink after he's done. Play some single player games you already own then ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Oh shot, how did I forget that. Alright, who are the other 15 austrians? Can we discuss for a second now rich this kids parents must of been...... Well done. I asked my son today why he no Hans Zimmer yet. Wow Violet teacher is not impactful? ( ) *tries to think of clever pun* uhhh... Nike gives you a head start...nah...uhhh...I can't think of anything Pick me ლ༼ ಠ_ಠ ლ༽ PHAXAR ლ༼ ლ༽ Both your friend in the falcon are beautiful. Not that either will read this. Those eyes, motherfucker! Hey strokes are not a laughing matter. People die everyday from strokes! When I first started playing I built 3 boots on blitz Beautiful blondes that look identical... And beating up a man I meant the actual and entire game Not mine but I feel that I should share it with the community as it is an extremely good tutorial :) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Can we just stop learning this shit ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Humbug All of this talk about what ifs, slings, first responders, etc.. How does the army ever operate under these same situations? Considering the fact he gutted an acu uniform to get this fit. ( ) Well that settles it. I mean, high school and the army are the most notoriously gender neutral environments and we should totally never try to deviate or learn new ways of doing things ever. Clearly. ಠ ಠ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) tyresse was also not lame ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ Good? Gravity Falls is good? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (>^ _^ )> ----- Quagsire used mimic to copy the enemy's drizzle. (ง )ง ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) He can't be real. Tell me he isn't real. No. In CHARGE ( ) Did that guy flush himself down a toilet? Anyways... Keep up the good work Crazy Smh that's not the question ಠ_ಠ hahah oh man, that sucks. Unless you have a cool mum who understands. I was always that weird kid who didn't understand what masturbation actually *meant*, just that it made me feel nice so I did it all the time. I finally realized when i was about 7-8. good grief. And because of that, my parents will always know * * Your face is extremely annoying; big nose and eyes that are too close together, i.e. you look inbred. Your hair is very aunty-esque. My aunty actually has the same hair. Your dress sense is appalling, there is no need to elaborate for Gods sake. Now what more do you want? You must be a masochist to want me to go any further in telling you why your so unattractive. Jesus! Tony Sporano ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) Ummm what motherboard is in your flair?....... やばいやばい 全部見てたら廃人なるわ Haha, it's been two days but I just saw your comment. I'm actually interested in it, so please "get started". You must have an alternate account, but you still use this one. What's the reason? Also do you have copied on your clipboard constantly? I thought he used fl Right 1 bad match destroyed the entire show and null and voided the 8 good matches. Samsung Pay | "Cinnamon Apple is the best" ┬─┬ノ( ノ) cakeノ( ノ) Now I basically live in Chocobo Square. Better, and speechless. TIL I'm the moderator of a subreddit 1 in 5 of us hover over the toilet seat and make sprinkles. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°),¯\_(ツ)_/¯ and Wtf...? MIL are all a speial kind of ..."special". OPSEC . jk. What are doing WFX with that cardboard I'm quite concerned with the background image used here. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Claro "autoconvocados" a un evento organizado por el gobierno nacional. Volant is awesome. I LOVE Minty. Does he use FL? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Hey. are you the guy that responds with sometimes? ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\з= ( ) =ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ From a min/max perspective, the fixed flamer just straight-up gimps the Adder. Instead of a flamer, you could put something that is actually useful, like an ER small, half ton of ammo, or more armor. The high-mount could see better use. It is arguably the weakest of clan lights, and the removal of the fixed flamer would be a much needed buff. PGI isn't following lore religiously; the Adder shouldn't be an exception. If you really want the flamer, you could just equip it. Seriously…? That is the best one ┬─┬ノ( ノ) this is for /u/PleaseRespectTables My birthday is Thursday ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ . You want to grab food BEFORE toking? alright then, keep me posted on your schedule. I personally think you could use a few more . Now they have to announce the date when they will be announcing the games. Well, pre-teens might not have happened before. I suppose it would be perfectly acceptable if my daughter was going to be 15 in a few months. Flight otbb is a bit too fast to remember. LoopPay did it before it was cool. the cupcake: ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) except I get TOO into it, and end up doing it until my shoulders hurt. I am very passionate and love doing it, but it hurts.....it hurts so good ლ( ლ) Wrong colored duck ಠ ಠ OP if you could tease anymore that'd be great . Anywhere?! \\_/ ノ( ノ) please respect the glassware *shudder intensifies* ( ) Binds, not quotes I'm in again. Sent a king cake and some local roast out to u/MUYkylo last round but never heard back, or received anything in the mail Seriously. The most recent incident came when I was with a customer who wanted a shower gel (for travel/washing hair) and I see the Underminer pick up 'You're a Star' ($75AU). I thought, hell no, she is not bringing that over here. I was wrong. "Have you considered buying this box? It has some of our most popular products". What about us....? I know, I'm estimating that's the value - whatever " " = Pokemon is the rate of shiny Mew to shiny Diancie. Ke Yeah I had my baby two days before my shower. we Skyped from the hospital. I'm going to get a shower the next time around no matter how "tacky" it may be. ( ) We're more of a gaming clan if that wasn't clear no vandalizing He's trying to make a name for himself by skiing at popular hiking spots in Colorado. -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) 娘にたどり着くまでのハードルが高すぎる Ah, it appears you are not privy to the reddit in-joke. Long story short, /u/Warlizard was basically trolled by a guy who made dummy accounts and kept asking him if he "was from the Warlizard Gaming Forums". He would ask that on every post or comment Warlizard made. Soon, others jumped on. Now every comment he makes is followed by that question. Whenever someone asks, he responds with " ". That face has kind of been tied to him on reddit. The SEC sucks... Well believe it bc it's true... i always pick frostblade irelia because... ummm... because reasons *ARE YOU ON DRUGS* ┬─┬ノ( ノ) If your talking about killing off Conner, they won't, they can't >#**STOP DRUNK REPLYING THERE'S NO CONTEXT FOR THAT** ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I have 4,000 Stars so I'm also waiting. I believe Nintendo Australia will come through, even if it's just a crappy wooden life-size handmade replica of Majora's Mask or something. Samesies. I thought I was a 25 year old Australian female. But nope ┬─┬ノ( ノ) No. No it is not. Not saying don't, just making a face that looks a lot like in real life xD ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I've done this with a buzzard many, many times and got nothing! There is one point in DS (when defending the ritual at the top of Wyrmrest Temple) that's pretty hard if you can't pull aggro with ranged attacks properly. I tried to do it as a rogue but couldn't get to the Twilight drakes attacking the temple quickly enough without either failing the ritual or falling off the temple... Maybe not relevant to this threat but just something I ran into while soloing. I have a friend in the gang unit with CPD, he said everyone that was on it from Columbus are dead now... Let that sink in for a moment. Macedonia. What's the reasoning behind that? Hence at least. I don't want to count to find out. ...you're dead to me. Anyone attempting to just declare that any debate is over immediately sets off my skeptic meter... The part that gets me the most is that Costco is one of the few "good guy" companies left out there. It just takes one asshat to ruin that for everyone 英会話には興味ないけど英文読解力は付けたい ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Time to spend my pay heck on this and not more important things in life Yeyyy thanks riot 消えた義援金 ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Being a stinky lowlife shrone (Jew)ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ It is a gif Her face kinda reminds me of the joker. ## Got me Not if you're a worm Yeah it's a shitty little town here in FL. We also have a town here called Christmas. Unless.. You know... Bed bugs.. Booker was TPangolin the whole time ┬─┬ノ( ノ) wat Your flair. ( ) Fuck European server "( ) yep" ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) >This is not a big deal lol. My reply was `14. Fixed.`, but Reddit turned thought I was writing a list. Unlike some people. Lookin at u KnightHawkz but spicy battle does Yeah, I've definitely done that, but I still don't fuck with chickens. ( ) Chant "USA" against Canadian hockey teams . ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Which part? Pretty good at getting fat. ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Goddamnit, your flair got me again How could you miss the massive cho in lane You put another XP machine out there willingly? you compare 512 with 1gb? you drunk bruh? If you have fl, all you really need us harmor and sytrus. People really overlook these native plugins. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Or eat more ┬─┬ノ( ノ). I believe you mean Goku. Show some respect man "Hopefully to be"...? I never said that -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Congrats! Post updates as you go along I'm super duper curious No way. I got WIE (weiners in Email). And BIE was something I remember being begged for. (Boobies in Email). Beautiful nug! ( ) The best by making the game easier? ლ( ლ) how do you know Literally What am I doing with my life? You copied and pasted my dissaproval face Please don't bring back katie. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) /╲/\╭( )╮/\╱\ > Oh, come on miss, I only want to be violently violated by you! Don't look so surprised! Isn't working for me. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I bet they will... Clearly defined genre sections. Sometimes I want to browse purely soul music. Sometimes punk rock. A lot of these genres usually get lumped in with the Rock section. Although total random vinyl madness is great too. Mindlessly digging in a crate and then finding a gem among some bad stuff is a fun feeling. It's DeerJesus... HAHAHAHA. HAHA. Haha. Ha. The plant virus completely takes over the nervous system and puts you in a coma. It controls everything you do and say... ... Robots can be ripped apart and since the plants control the hosts completely, the plant people can use you to destroy threats. Beautifulಠ_ಠ I'm adopted jack ass No problem. I tried it on a wet face at first and I was like . Then I tried it on a dry face (like the directions said to...) and I was like :D I wonder how much karma he has reaped from " " alone I live in Japan where they are VERY STRICT with weight gain. They told me I'm not allowed to put on more than 8-10kg. I was like I was referring to necrophilia you sick monster ┬─┬ノ( ノ) yay! :D I didn't want to owe you a giggle again ( ) No, it just got all over ME instead Really? Any buzzard? 放射能が強くて普通にしてても内臓が透けて見える Took over against the Blazers... My Mary Jane ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) "Warner was stroking so heavily." You forgot the , just in case you didn't drive the point home. Similar in other countries. Like my club, Shelbourne in the League of Ireland, are in the First Division, but it's the second tier top tier over here is the Premier Division. A New Freaking Hope is all the way down at 32?! I knew there was a reason why I hated you people There are 15yr olds who weren't alive in the 90s...... I'm playing on mac with wine skin.......... Pakistan is a different country... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Either would be fine, in my opinion... Just not congrats in the opposite of what you are trying to achieve - just think how everyone who was trying to loose weight would feel if the thing every day told you 'congrats on your weight gain!' I would rather a congrats on your weight gain, but will accept congrats on your weight change... Step in the right direction! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) How typical, someone from Taiwan doesn't know Korean law.... /s HA. Too funny. ...now get the hell out of head.... Acts too white Dank Meme Why are these so goddamned adorable You gotta ask what year that is? Today i got called out on /r/newzealand for not searching. At least it wasn't a "did you try here " post Well now, looks like it's personal! Oh ya, on every track! You wouldn't believe how many wips I have XD.MY only advice would be to listen to the structure of pro sings. It really helped me. I especially have problems with transitions. **Get. Out. ** -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Aussies.. >You said there for 4.2 years . **NSFL** Ugh I have Nvidia and Linux (Arch specifically, and there is no real SLI support unless you have Quadro cards and the drivers are junky for gaming... And the Linux catalog just does not have enough games yet.) Buy drugs for a discount Off the grid I got sun quan, two cao caos and the 4x attack healer. I'm not too upset, but I really wanted to get my hands on DQXQ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Fuck you Ronimo! I have a lot of work, and I can't play this shit at least until the end of next week! The m2 memory for the PSP Go was equally crazy. It makes me sad to like Sony, and put up with this crappy pricing. To use your 3ds example, I just got a 32gb card for mine. $10. Last Vita memory upgrade was $115 for the imported 64gb card ┬─┬ノ( ノ) # ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Practice?!?! It's technically south - west from Bolivia too "endangered" implies that there would be conservation efforts... In 240p yeah.... I wasn't gonna go there I laughed Pollard . Now you're just being mean. Ha ha ha... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) It was about 7 vs 3 to the end and the last two left immediately after failing at capturing 4th garden. thanks for the reminder No goal will have problems with the Oilers, *especially* after the trade deadline, unless their team collapses infront of them, like Tuukk had and Hutch last time You're right... These creatures weren't created by God. Only something evil could produce such blasphemous creatures. 3.13? I WILL MAKE YOU MY PERSONAL NURSE, AND DEMAND YOU TAKE CARE OF ME. WATCH IT, BOY. I CHOOSE THE SIZE OF YOUR NEEDLES AND CATHETERS. I was half a sleep while reading t title and I though you said that you were playing lol on your pi and when I only saw text I was like... there's a text version of lol now? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Also on my smartphone I can just type a phrase and do this ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (•ิ_•ิ)? ꉂ (ᵔ̴̶̤᷄ꇴ ॣᵔ̴̶̤᷅⌯))л̵ʱªʱª⁎*.＊ ꉂ (ᵔ̴̶̤᷄ꇴ ॣᵔ̴̶̤᷅⌯))л̵ʱªʱª⁎*.＊ We could have sent sent Melo out there with half a Knee for more production ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) > "pet project" His dick is an innie... You shut your whore mouth I will cut you. This Saber has no cuddle points to be had so thus I will not cuddle..... Suicide bunny is pretty much just bottled diacetyl. Pretty sure Pip never changed her mixes, and stands by her products, which are known to be loaded with diacetyl. _just stop. Like, ju- No. Stop. _ By the way if you have RES you can use the face of disapproval ( ) in it. Be especially sure to do this several times a day if you are an attractive female Hey /u/Warlizard, do you have the ' ' at your permanent copy-paste? How do I be good like you? this was amazing to watch So far this spring training games are a lil disappointing. Hope they can get their act together lol ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) "fun" I don't blame the guy, looks like they were twins. American chicks too, judging by their accent. Us British types like that sort of thing. Just checked, down to NZ$105. Woohoo ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Goddamnit RPG (eg. Diablo 3) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Ok, I watched both versions. The first "musically accompanied" version was ok and kind of WTF is that? The additional version with original soundtrack made this a more compelling and eye opening experience!! Props to both submitters. これわかるのは40以上だ My thoughts exactly Feedee is the worst thing... Saw the invisible How the fuck an 8 month old got oral herp I do not want to know ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ That moment that you realize Pearl has just ripped all of your humanity from you ┻━┻ ノ( ノ) to share information... the point of posting! It winds up by...fapping? He must've read my mind. Just like I did at the atomic bomb museum in Nagasaki. I'm not saying you're a feminist, but you're a feminist. What the actual Sri Lanka is part of "enlightened Hindu" and we can just ignore most of Oceania... Aren't you ಠ_ಠ from the forums? HEY!.... No! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Neither did that. So she was stupid hot, amazing in bed, and offered to cook you food while you drank beer. Am I strange or is this not an ideal situation ? I seriously doubt Mike ever said that and GG doesn't make sock puppets for anything. He was literally mocking women and minorities who were saying they're not a stereotype. The house is on Canobie Lake, in Salem NH. You can see the amusement park across the lake. I'm going to be killed in my sleep by an old carny stuck in that basement. If that's in the Louvre, why is the sign in English? Well that was ............ interesting You are probably right. Fortunately, no one in the family has come out a leper... yet This is my stove ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Hördududu. Healthcare is free, yet hospitals and health agencies still have CEO's... But who is even following Rockband on social media to notice their profile picture changed? Sssshhh. ( ) Do people ask you "a wett what?" /u/jstrydor and /u/warlizard are going to have a passive aggressive ' ' vs. ':/' war the likes of /u/shittywatercolour and /u/awildsketchappeared. Just gonna be way more boring. (O.O) - (O.o) - ( ) - (◕_◕) He will pay for this Trader... Someone's gotta do the "username checks out"-thing right? Really, I think the men of Harad are pretty cool. Sure the Oliphaunts are a bit overkill with the size, and the CGI could be better I guess, but on the whole I think the men of Harad and the Oliphaunts were pretty decent. The army of the dead however... Dafuq... He likes to tickle me and THAT SHIT ISN'T CUTE. "We're more reddit than we could ever try to be" Shibiguy ಠ_ಠ. Bisexual is who I am. You seem to be arguing just for the sake of arguing. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Not available in my country Malaysia Be physically accepted ** ** We have 3. "Enlightened..." Yup. Normal mode. your dad knocked you up? God damn it, that was disappointing as hell. still Guess he wasn't exactly ..... Built Ford tough. Sounds like a day at Yogtowers with seagulls and bullshit Not being able to understand sarcasm op Hello. Please use only imgur links from now on. It's easier and they load better. I'm not removing your post, just letting you know. No idea... Forgot to check ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You remind me of this: ** ** ( ) I always figured most of these people were actually parody accounts, but I guess many of them are real. Because Chevys always keep pristine paint My favorite game are in the zelda series if i had to pick one will be between OoT/MM/ALTP *Some guy* I would try vaping that. I don't know how to make a serious face emoticon, so this is going to have to do it. I love books so much, and that's a big part of it. I don't how well it would work, but I would damn sure test it. ಠ_ಠ Delusional Actually, it's anathema to me. :) I know what it is, conceptually, but have never played any of the games, watched an episode, or anything else. Always had better things (imo) to do with my time. :) Northwest? No, really. Right! Holy shit when I watched Dawko streaming when only a couple people got the demo I just had the biggest ' ' face because of how.. odd it was to just have Fazfuck there hobbling along and not breaking eye contacts with you, like holy fuck man Well this was a rather anti-climatic story OCD TRIGGER WARNING! That sideways GPU Anyone else frustrated with the AI leaders whining at you for clearing out the swamp gas and eradicating the ~~barbarian~~ alien menace? Damn alien huggin' beatniks. Chick with hairy feet - you're safe / /^ \ ಠ ಠ/^ \ \ It's been games similar to this anyway if you've been watching the team vs top 8 west teams . Only good thing that we can't lose if we have a lead going into the 4th. The sad thing, nobody shows up out of the locker room until the 4th quarter against these teams and by then it is slightly too late. The main issue is not one game but the fact that the team is all in, the organization has leveraged and bet a whole lot on a deep playoff run this year. And we can't get into a favorable seed dropping wins At first yes, and then 69 more errors showed up Green box of mystery. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Oh god tuck the fupa! Tuck it damnit ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Isn't it rewarding enough to have given your money to such a good and faithful company as Riot? Look it probably doesn't help given the fact I live in Australia, but I love Vaping to much to see any Fat bitch attempt to bring down our hobby/passion/literally life saving crutch in any part of the world. I signed Got sunburnt after visiting fish farms iOS用はまだなの ？ ....did someone say oppressed Russian oligarch in London....? Fuck those guys Okey I'll do that, thanks you :) just have to wait for Tuesday so I can get a water pot unless it spawns/drops for me :) rngesus isn't with me -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) This is oddly satisfying. *Dude.* You're saying this in a thread about one such post being deleted. 電通やNTT相手に裁判しても勝てる気がしない Magazine. It's a part of "a porn" ( ) In answer to someone talking about *peace time* military spending Seriously? Bad. Jesus Christ my fucking eyes. Turned down the brightness on my monitor, and I still felt the pain. R.I.P. Midnight Club Woah. Ummm /╲/\╭(ಠ ಠ)╮/\╱\ You're already made and what a mess. ლ( ლ) The first time I saw this picture I couldn't for the life of me figure out what a feather had to do with Leonard Nimoy こんなでっかいのをずっとぶら下げてるのはきっと大変だろうな Giuro che le H non le sbaglio mai ** ** Because that worked really well for Axel and Ryback! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) #OP Y U NO UPDATE ლ( ლ) Yikes. Somebody's pissy My phone died Sentient phlegm.. Erat ~~ ~~ So... *picky*. And we don't even get a list of what is allowed and what isn't. Newman... > My shower is in 9 days. I just hopped on my registry to see if anyone has been shopping from it (curious, after reading your post). It appears that people have also chosen to disregard my registry Ordinarily I'd at you for linking to a Yudkowsky-acolyte, but every now and again they have some solid stuff, and being previously familiar with SSC, I've noticed they have a number of worthwhile blog posts about several different topics. OP, she wants the D and you are going to just spank it to those pics aren't you? I play since game release and can't beat B2 even without autolock mod, now I wanna quit ლ( ლ) At first I felt left out but... I hate you. I forgot about that song. And, unfortunately... They've been around for awhile Italy here. We don't understand how a word may need to be spelled Dang nabbit, you figured out my reddit name Yeah he's totally a Kremlin spy.... I can't tell if this is sarcasm or not You made me waste precious gasoline?? i don't even want to know how you came up with that expression So much poop jokes oh Araki your past sins haven't been forgotten ლ( ლ) ༼•͟ ͜ •༽ I knew it . ┬─┬ノ( ノ) i dont think we 'give' them anything by upvoting a meme? someome did something THEY think is awesome, THEY post it, and if people like it great, if the dont they dont Shameless save comment. sorry. But...she's a Gem... I still don't get it ( ) That documentary did NOT mention that. Where's the story for Child 2 has it been removed?? It seems really interesting from the comments Has it ever escaped?! At least have the decency to call her a Gem centipeetle. I see what you did there Prioritizing resigning them is way different than having both of them sign on to the contract. Or be for the cause. I just remember the failed recruitment of d will and Dwight. But we actually landed rondo so I guess a better analogy would be a lamar odom or fisher Dallas cash out plan short stop. It could be another situation with Ellis and Jennings in Milwaukee or Ellis and curry in golden state. Lol Ellis and rondo are both strong headed players. In both of the previous situations the new star drove away Ellis from the organizations. I mean either way my instinct is these two guys may never mesh even with time we are dealing with a all star calibre player who's no longer an all star and a guy who has always been on the cusp of being a all star and wanting to be the teams point man he wants the rock in crunch time. How does Carlisle manage this is the hard question. The real question is if these ballers want to compete for a title together on a longer term basis. I would like for them to both resign that is true however that does not leave us any closer to winning the championship than we have been since the 1st. I think the free agency when Westbrook and Durant hit the market is gonna be crazy. And could very well shape the future of our franchise depending on where those players end up. My hunch is the Lakers will swoop Westbrook and the Wizards will make a move for Durant (if the two don't win the championship this year and opt to resign) I see this happening. If Westbrook goes anywhere other than the lakers you bet your ass Kobe is gonna try to persuade rondo to his team then watch if another team doesn't provide a better offer sheet to Ellis and maybe he leaves too which would mean the future of this franchise is effectively done short term and our lone stars will be parsons and chandler all hypothetical though I miss watching exciting games. We've been mostly poor executing as of late I hope I can forget what has been seen *:･ﾟ✧__lノ( ノ) Why the fuck do so many people actually think that Penguin is the Joker. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You've been here slightly longer than a while Johnny Evans. . Stu was our lampard in hiding. How can you hate someone you've never met who has never done anything personal to you. I didn't say anything bad about campers... still gotta deal with em don't you? or should I just walk right past one and let em shoot me Dude, keep the peace man... We're here to hate on the fat fucks, not each other. I've seen this kind of shit happen too. Where a fat narcissistic ham parent tells their kid that they aren't fat and to not listen to society. I mostly see it in Wal-mart, lol. It's physically and mentally poisoning they're children and it's abuse. Save your hate for the fatties, not a fellow shitlord... Unless you're a covert fatty. Then get the fuck out That's less than I pay for a bottle of the stuff (┛ )┛彡┻━┻ Followed by the Lisa of disapproval I don't even want to think about how hard it is to clean that back flap... Someone already beat me to the misplaced "l" ( ) but what the heck is the scenario with that blood? I'm assuming classroom exercise? You work at Verizon, don't you? Op is in Venice. A view like that is costing them a pretty penny too. I miss my old view like that. Once I got to that part, I pretty much just made this face Perhaps a spoiler tag would be appropriate? rule 2 やってる本人が自己満足すればそれでいいのでは ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) the username is flawless. Suck it ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I'm turning 18 in a week. ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Mine is a toss up between a tarp and some batteries. ┻━┻ノ( ノ) We've been through this, futa isnt gay I never got that. How can you disembowl someone if they don't have any bowls in them. New York ( ) Also, why did he ask the husband's permission to do a "medical procedure" on her, not the wife's?? Everything I need to know about beards is illegibly tiny text ┬─┬ノ( ノ) At first it was a cute comment. Then I see the user name.. I need to know who this is... For science! Aw, that's rough :'( sorry, you had to get dragged into that. My own hatred for these types has blossomed into a full-on maniacal supervillain whimsy (think Loki in the cage on The Avengers) such that people's subconscious comfort with the archetype sort of drives them to interact with me long enough to relate by finding comedy in the absurdity of pop culture programming. In that situation, I take great comfort in the fleeting notion that if one of the person's children turns out to be gay, somewhere in their warped little self-important parent universe they might trace it back to this very trauma and rue the day all they could do was hide their innocent children's faces in their coat. Muahahaha, your coat has no power here, mortal! You'd better hide your face too because you'll all be gay when I'm done with you !! Wait till you see my newest invention, the gayser. It's, like, a laser, but it turns you gay and has the side-effect of implanting a chip into your arm, giving you the mark of the beast and turning the president black. That's right, I did that! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) can we both carry on with our days now please? That "other" in southern Nevada 景気いいのは中国人を相手にしてるとこだけ they said that screen protectors are too expensive You can physically *see* it go clean through his torso. You shoukd probably turn back search filtering, or you are using bing. Though he said it was built on Source ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ Too long evidently, unless he takes that back. Dark Chaos Blade? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) WAIT WAT! ༼つ ༽つ━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ I really hope so! I kind of feel like I'm in the middle of baby bootcamp at the moment If i could go back and change what happened that night... I wouldn't mmmmm sounds.... intriguing That link is staying blue until someone explains. You're not supposed to lie on the internet! Yeah mine are in no way indigo, very much a black/black. 葉っぱ一枚あればよかったのに Let the extortion begin! ** ** It's bleeding... ... I don't like you # ...... Did... Did I just watch... a laughing albino dolphin fuck a fish neck? Throwing in Dice's face for this one. Oh and I am not actually sure what the point is. Maybe its cheaper? No idea how that makes it cheaper but who knows!? Do you know my name or coincidence? Of course the sword makes a metallic sound when unsheathed That's not creepy at all. How dare you harass the bird like that you sick, disgusting human being. no It would destroy my coast and my tourists My favorite animals are puffer fish because there are like little puppy's of aquariums, my favorite number is pi, because it's just awesome, and I'm building my first pc and I got a cool processor (fx6350) but without a cooler I'm a broke high school senior so any sort of help goes a long way. Thanks for doing this, and I know whoever gets it will truly appreciate it **< >** ┬─┬ノ( ノ) i was called old school because i use hand break when i park Pretty sure it's Comic Sans… Literally 2 seconds after I posted this I had a reply. "Alright, this will probably be the only one.." I said, ignorantly. An hour later, I'm literally struggling to keep up with all the messages. I regret nothing. ( ) ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) All spy's disguises have oversized eyes, even pyro's gasmask lenses. Heavy's eye are like / /^ \ ಠ ಠ/^ \ \ Attractive girl was looking at me. I smile and continue with dumbbell chest presses. She smiles back and continue yes with her routine. I catch her later looking at me through the mirror as I do dumbbell curls. I nod and smile. She smiles. It was a good day. Best part is my brother likes her. fun times are gonna be had, as senior prom is coming up. Circlejerk questions have their own subreddit!?! Damn... NO MORE Yup. Flavoring. In tiny teeny itty bitty type. ** ** Ugh. Light it on fire and throw it off a cliff ┬─┬ノ( ノ) More likely the former... I got tricked into it. Doherty made a catch? I know something that also gets hard.... What if I told you that if you are looking for an affordable dinner coral gables is not the place to go. How is Pasta Carbonara and Chicken &amp;amp; Waffles "Latin Food" ? At that point I really thought Frybo was behind all the creepy stuff happening. ( ) Amazing! Love your lips! 20/10 He is going to have his fingers chopped off I hope they don't catch my next shipment. If they do, then they must be getting pretty smart about it. Thank you, old friend! Now knock it off and come give me a hug. What do you mean, "her kind"? ᕕ( )ᕗ [link] agreed, but what timezone? This was my reaction as well. Half the time when I'm doing those contracts I spend forever getting the orbit perfect, pulling my hair out thinking how precise do I have to be!? Then I realize I forgot the antenna or a battery The link is purple. i didn't click on it yet Yeah. I think he's subtly calling all Hmong shitty people. The discussion on /r/minimalism made me rage. Someone got guilded for saying baseball players don't have to be in shape, and then when pressed about it posted pictures of sorta chubby football players. ( ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) The part where [](#s "Piggy dies ") The entire bible is full of contradictions. It's almost as if they have never even attempted to read it And I have you tagged as "likely to go on a mass-murdering rampage inside a chuck-e-cheese" ┬─┬ノ( ノ) > Die neue Küche von Ikea nimmt nach über zwei Monaten langsam Gestalt an. Es fehlen nur noch ca. drei Dutzend Schrauben, eine Handvoll komischer Plastikteile und sieben Türen. Dafür wissen wir nach einer vierstündigen Inventur immerhin, daß alles andere geliefert wurde. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) My uterus isn't a 3-D printer. No I thought people would like jungle There's nothing more important than winning the race Why do you gotta take so much offence to a little joke. Call Microsoft microdick or whatever. Idk and I'm a massive supporter of them. I own 3 working xbox 360's, 3 broken xbox 360's (for spare parts) and an Xbox one with over $1000 spent on games and accessories for both console platforms. Btw not a fan boy I own Apple and Nintendo products which I game on too. Rip i need money Why do "future"/next big thing cars always looks so ugly? We can't have good looking cars if they're futuristic, apparently. \> > evil seller, go away! <3 Damn you Japanese understanders! Algum problema de largura de banda em 2015? As pessoas parecem digitar o mínimo possível de caracteres.... E apenas a primeira metade da tabela ASCII /s I will deny anyone who says this *isn't* canon. > One side you say he is a great player then on another part you said you haven't seen him play. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Ahh yes i forgot that part Dangit, Amelia. ( )9 Don't suck Are you alright OP still waiting for an update ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Da fuck it says I thought most people on reddit frequently abandon old accounts? I've wanted to for freaking ages, I hate having my whole post history up as well as the fact it kinda kills the anonymity to be around for so long. But fucking people keep fucking gilding me and so then there's the natural obligation to stay on this goddamn dumb ass account I made ironically three years ago but now it's just an awful reminder of how stupid embarrassing shit I was. Drink bottle. It wants to be sucked on again ( ) Townsville. Thank you very much for your response. The next time I see one, I will follow your advice and try to take a picture of one. We are very appreciative of your thorough instructions. My parents are visiting soon and I don't really want bugs flying around my house. Dude. 6 fps Alien blue and reddit is fun have it Just like Eric. ( ) Tried it, not a big fan but, love the brand...like your choice of shirting though... ლ( ლ) Too late. And I just started the second half of season 2. Lol here's a picture of a tag, that's all the proof we're gonna need. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) What about dragging your balls through glass for 10 hours, just to put her toothbrush in your mouth? Always a classic that one Same here, You need Bolvar? ( ) Yeah, Samsung and other OEMs like Lenovo, Oppo, Xiaomi... There's a trend here. Also all but Samsung use the long-obsolete menu button (their Tizen-powered Z1 suggests they still would if not for Google's influence), which is almost as pointless as if Windows phones shipped with an "ok" button today No it's not my junk... That was the joke Exactly my point FFS... more than one person in the picture makes it an "ussie"! Nein nein nein ( ) People say racism is gone compared to the past of my parents...that's true, it's just better hidden and well practiced in those types of circles. So it's sad to hear that people not on the business end of those chants believe it does not exist whatsoever. You disgust me. Because of all things the USA is known for its nation wide approach for things. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) As a teenager, my relationship with my parents sucked. Old-school Europeans. Didn't help matters. They expected me to be like my brother in terms of marks. I had a learning disability that I only found out about 6-7 years AFTER high school, and yet they wanted me in the enriched programs for AVERAGE. MARKS. All because that's what my bro did. As a result, I nearly failed almost all my math and science classes. I was in special classes in elementary school for fucks sake Why they didn't pick up on this is beyond me. OOR: That rp's still running? I've been gone for four days Jesus I've probably missed a whole lot Cause they basically sit around and copy supernets developments after they are done then argue about how they are so obviously completely different. I think a good term would be vultures. Meh, nowinstock notified me too late Goddamnit Joker Dammit, GAA... I think that's some other kind of *sploosh* Price and battery life, or roit! Bumblebee tuna. That's shocking. What the hell, he's almost smiling there. Hi again! I'll have to agree with the others, you should probably avoid parts of Gottsunda or Stenhagen if you can. Just aim for something around the university, they are all nice neighborhoods. Doesn't even have to be that near, it's a pretty small city after all. I live on the outskirts at the opposite side of the city and I still get to the university in like 20 - 30 minutes by buss or bike. You're unlucky if you end up next to me though, and my army of easily annoyed senior citizen I have a gram scale. I use it to weigh food. Open up the Market ᕕ( )ᕗ Schon wieder kein Bildgur? ( ) As someone who mains nemesis and has her diamond: *Thanks a lot* "It's okay I'm nidalee I can just lay traps" I'm struggling to make sense of this. Quite certain OP doesn't know what FWP means. It's difficult not to, but this is my only explanation for him giving it an entirely unrelated title. Such a head fuck. I'm sending the bitcoin from the backup now "t" Thanks, I live in Chicago ( )┌∩┐ Says the guy who bought a Maus with GE. So uhmmmm, u r his father and he's yours. Fotografo, montaggio video Honestly, are you just trying to humblebrag about a NASA internship? This is a no-brainer. Work for NASA for pay or work for a no-name startup for free. I love jokes! But no one jokes about C++ . Just kidding, I liked the presentation Scott Meyers gave at DConf (see the other top-level comment). Oh that's awesome, so against jiggs 3 out of 4 throws are totally useless ┬─┬ノ( ノ) The fact that Arnold is getting inducted this year over Robin Williams... ( ) # ( ) x 10^58 Too soon There was nothing wrong with it Too soon ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ TWO CAN PLAY THIS GAME MY FRIEND ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ At first he said I lied about posting it so I sent him the link and his response was that everyone is agreeing with me because they want to sleep with me OMG! Pampers has a new brand! I'm like get me back to stanley Came to say the opposite... Mine really does nothing well in reality. Cat is neutered and still sprays once in a while. He is a son of a bitch. You mean too fucking long My mother killed two of my cats this way. She had the habit of automatically turning on the blade the moment she turned it on...I had a slightly traumatic childhood at times. For serious. Oil prices are down near 50%....with around 1/3rd of that due to the strength of the dollar. Do you think a country like Saudi would sacrifice their only source of income at the same time as hugely increasing most of their expenses..... ....they have foreign reserves but at their burn rate it's only enough to last <3 years. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I think management just gave Pepper another behind the scenes job on another channel to force Whatley to participate in the show. Really sucks. Stanley was a big part of why I love R&F. If he ain't back by April I'm gonna tap out. Apart from the great interviews and the Bennington show, it's just the same shit. Sorry in advance about the lighter You couldn't wait five seconds for the playback bar to go away? I bet my mother in law gets one. This is a woman that had the iPhone from day one in 2007 (and every model inbetween) and just two weeks ago I showed her how visual voicemail works on her iPhone 6. On one model she had she thought the ringer was broke for 6 months. When we visited she asked me to look at it and see if there was anything I could do to fix it. I flipped the ringer on/off switch to on. Yes. You should really change your flair to ... -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Great game so far. Let's see if the Sharks don't blow this game with the lead they have Jajaja jajajaja ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ The logo is very nice though. It incorporates many ideas without being very busy or complex. This is no circle jerk, you're just in the minority. > You know your team is stacked when David Lee, who could be a starter on many teams in the league, gets a DNP-CD. Carter won the Cup that year though with his best friend. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) The harp might be placed in there as a prop. Engraved finely into it silver: "never gonna give you up...." Hopefully that is the only massive load she takes. LoL intensifies i feel like she's helping redditors get off i was up until that point, i dont want to argue, but he came of as extremely mocking and i dont use "circlejerk" lingo,i dont even know what a circlejerk is, it sounds like a sex thing (which i dont take part in anyways), but i am going to assume it isnt :P. i am a 17 year old girl, not a 30 year old man. he wasn't being polite he was "sea-lioning"(The idea of “sea-lioning” is to be a sort of overly polite yet insistent pest, to be so passively annoying that you goad your target into exploding in anger at you, thereby making you the victim.The idea is to be so polite in your comments and posts that no one will think you’re an internet troll.). it's like telling a child the he cant have another cookie and then them constantly telling you to give them a cookie and asking why they cant have one. it is absolutely annoying. he was being polite with the purpose to irritate. he was asking the same questions and making the same points over and over again and he in no way contributed to the conversation. every single time i gave him my answer he reworded his question. you cant tell me that that isn't trolling. i didn't mean to get hostile,but it was very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very aggravating. i apologize for the hostility, but i do not apologize for the information i gave to support the FACT that CHRISTIANS DO NOT OWN MORALITY.we do not live in a christian morals world. christian morality is not the only thing that is grey, nor is anyone else's morality all black and white. i was not attacking him personally. i was attacking his idea that I lead a christian morals ruled life and it really honestly pissed me off. essentially he told me that christian morals are the only morals that exist in western society (even though he claims not to be a christian). i dont want to be TOLD how i live my life, especially from some stinkforbrains on the internet who thinks he knows everything about western society. it mad me mad.sorry/ rant over. i appreciate not only your time in reading this ,but also for letting me vent my frustrations.if you have any questions i will be waiting PATIENTLY for your feedback.(◕︵◕) Yay my suggestion for eyebleach was taken on board. Now I go from to :"D HAHAHA OMFG IS THAT A BIG LEBOWSKI REFERENCE? XD!!!! I LUV THAT MOVIE! HHAHAHA LEDDIT LE UPBOAT LE CLEVER REFERENCE HERE HAVE SOME LEDDIT LE GOLD LE FACE LE ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) FACE! Seems like it, just dont be underage now I even know where this photo was taken Who is Negan?? Wait.. Could you tag this [Comic Spoiler] please next time! not cool This made me laugh way harder than it should have. #** ** bathsalts. Or, instead of a scene from a film, here's a questionable link and a ten minute still! You didn't see him stun an invisible Vayne? Well that's gross /r/thatHappened isn't even this /r/thatHappened You, you're the person I hate. it's a bot/script he built to reply with everytime (ง )ง Uhm...not that it's important, but are you saying that these teenagers forced sex on an elderly woman? What the actual hell? Lol like on the street? no I still didn't get it Wait, you're the one insinuating that "propagating beliefs" is somehow a punishable offense. Are you the principal? 350 hours.... Yeah, just imagine if that ever happened. # My MAC Studio Fix is the same way. It makes me sad because it's pricey and I go through it just as fast as my Covergirl Clean foundation... I have Xcode on my Mac...but in the same time in App Store it shows that I have to get the Xcode installed...and it's not purchased...could be I have the poisoned Xcode OMG I'd like to see a similar investigation into the same things here in the USA. I'm only a youth comp coach (childless volunteer at that), and I deal with sexism and condescension all the time. Refs, parents, opposing coaches, even parent-coaches from my same club. If there is a man anywhere near my team, I'm ignored entirely and they assume he is the coach or in charge. I'm constantly having to command attention and respect. I can't begin to imagine how much worse it gets in the higher-up more professional sector. A huge shame. why should the fog be differently? if you are using a different kind of fog get in touch with tom and tell him so he can add more fog to shanghai night :) Somehow my brain refuses to register that as a real car. All I can see is a matchbox car. Hahaha just a joke... I'm only 21... Wait what...... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Hard hitting medical article here. "Clinically dead," meaning she never lost pulses, she kept breathing, but she shook a bit and stopped answering questions. And we got scared. We gave her oxygen and started an IV and then she woke up. Must have been dead. POTS ... The fibromyalgia of cardiovascular medicine. *slow shakes head* Well I suggest you get on shit mister! Cause it's magical ok?? It's a magical journey that everyone should partake in! I too beat the game for the first time for about 3 weeks ago. You're telling me I could have posted a crappy end-credits screenshot for karma? ( ) Volvo is Swedish company Don't think he's gay ┌( )┘ ┌( )┘ Nothing to see here. Just another "I know the future" post. I'll give you something to insert. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You all now more than me. Also from the first episode of this show she was tag as TEST and from then is when I try contact her and she answer that. But of course you all now more than me in the internal internal test stuff. yo solo soy un lacayo. **( )** The *only thing* that can ruin money Wouldn't wanna motivate them to lose weight or anything I'm glad to see we are being super aggressive. Too big for me -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) I hope so. You are fapping on a horse on Reddit? None of them have nipples. Er muss weil er es gerne möchte **She?** I'm on my iDroid otherwise I would SONOFAFUCKINGBITCH. Wait seriously? That is a purple link. Well I wasn't sure. The guy that called you gay could've been also poking fun. Hey if shared anal vibrators are your thing that's cool but I think for me it's still So reddit has stooped lower than Buzzfeed I guess peridot really reported it me too. my favorite is linking friends to my soundcloud, and then checking my stats the next day to confirm they never even bothered to listen O M G, it sounds so weird but I LOVE the smell of my SO's armpit. Smells like man. In a good way. Maybe it's pheromones? ಠ_ಠ^ I signed up for a jackalope made of sperm; you are a fraud! i was being sarcastic Classy broad Yeah. Too soon, bahd! Oh jeez, a friend of mine once seemed to genuinely believe he could beat a chimp in a fight. And that was only after we convinced him he couldn't take a gorilla. Don't worry bud, he has a bot now that auto " "s "Warlizard gaming forum" replies i would hate if caleb or spencer turned out to be A (which they prob. are'nt) "Cartoon" But I'm normal height! Yea it could go either way. The guy I saw was just wayyyyy into it and got super weird. Definitely got a ton of faces from the crowd and passerbys. They haven't had it since Hate to jump on the ship of Combatant Gentleman haters: A good friend of mine has reached out to them about his wedding in June and the rep has not been responsive at all. I guess you all don't want his business. I thought this might have been promising for my own wedding but seeing this thread along with his experience confirms things for me. I used to have the exact same wallet! Til it fell apart cause I had SO MUCH MONEY IN IT Has apparent financial crisis and goes on to "support" another gambling site... I have used it and it crashes closing the app, maybe you can made a diferent interface moré friendly and fix the names of the sounds but the idea is great nice work He didn't just get a penta, he got a ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I don't want to play this game anymore. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Boyfriend doesn't trust me to edge, even if we are in the same room together.. ლ( ლ) Oh my god that's soooo funny. Shoutout to my other call center homies. I've gotten way too good on playing new leaf with one handing and taking a call with the other lol. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ That's horrible basketball by the other guy, why is he attacking on offense when all he had to do was dribble out the time and win the game That's a sample Well that shouldn't take too long. But commandos still can't use the 4 piece set bonus for 15 seconds of supercharged gas Guys, I just noticed there is a rock with blood that has dried next to the Pakistani's knee, maybe they are looking at someone they just killed together. Didn't you make a backup before you did it? but.. shes not even in dis dungeon And now you're going to stay home and dress up all your stuffed animals in lingerie? Dropbox says the file has been moved/deleted. Jk, it's my rendition. And I'm no artist. \( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ) ͜ʖ ͡°)/ It's fake the bone to dirty and no torn flesh! They think that my online Australian friend and I are the same person and banned us for vote manipulation ( ) So will he/she be able to get gold in women decathlon too? What? > What? I'M A WIZZARD, CRINNIE. Usually the turtle wins the race... unless the turtle is crazy. dat facial Still a problem here in HK iTunes Store Shady, and irresponsible. Got that right. Bloody useless # Yup same ere...Abu dhabi UAE...for hours now Sounds like the few people who "enjoyed" the expo happens to talk in broken English too. God.damnit. I would not have seen that if you said nothing. I can't see it any other way now All I can say is before going any further I would check if itS happening in no substrate mode. Which is, just in casE you're not sure: holding down both the sleep button and the home button until the apple logo appears. As soon as the apple logo appears you let go of both buttons and press the volume up button, and hold that until you see your lockscreen. ( At least this is how I Do it. ) if it's still happening than its not tweak related. At that point it's either an error within iOS itself or hardware related. In the past I've managed to mess up crucial system files by experimenting with different tweaks and manually changing files and settings. IvE since learned my lesson. That's awesome..! I've been playing for 8 years and don't have 3k gold. I need to manage my money better I really like bunny perios tracker, its cute and functions I'm glad I share something in common with u/full_rectal_prolapse ... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) She was their skinniest women. Haha, something like this. or like this (つ◉益◉)つ Thanks Russia... I hope it's a grower. ಠಠ ಠಠ so it will come out at the same time as the division? Well now I don't know what to think ( ) This is so effing retarded. Nominating? How? My viewers don't know what my reddit username is. This is super unfair..and retarded. Yes...it is retarded.ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Awesome. I got adverts for adult dating websites like "Naughty Date". My kids will love this. Hold on... That means this is the earthporn equivalent of child porn! The ¿¿¿¿ made me think of for some reason. Pics of a pool party on his phone... Bring this back, adjust the nube-tube, and introduce gun game as a game mode and I will never ever talk shit about Activision again ^**maybe**^ Imagine the Al Qaeda ride at Disneyland > > > intensifies. I paid 70, but had I gotten there just a day earlier it would have been half off The one you're commenting on. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Butt Scratcher. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I'm almost certain that they don't. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Crosseyed 3D view works on most of picture picture. Not racist if its true How strong is it to just rip a mouse in half like that, holy shit Smyles! How did you do that face? ** ** I have been out for 5+ years and inactive for nearly 10. Most of that time I have been atheist and I STILL have the urge to pray before eating... No I sure Jacked my Robinson This makes so much Sense. just sucks because she could have been a good ally for Jude. I really hope it was the other girl, she was annoying and just in the way of jonner. I can see jonner not really talking for the rest of the season then next them coming back very strong next season if Conner's girlfriend dies. "those look really unhealthy" Give me a quick reply button for the this, and flip table guy. Oh damn,I was gonna post this I'm also upset you left all my subs out. What helpful advice. What exactly is going on with her left thigh bone? ( ) Now I'm sad. After reading this, I looked all over the place to see if this site has a logo that mentioned that it was a satire website like The Onion. I did not find any... ( ) Stares at her rifle ... Sounds like it ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Play sims 4 Brisbane Australia checking in. My top ten nearby wonders include: big orange, big lamb, big banana, big avocado, big bunch of bananas, abandoned asbestos mine and giant pink slugs. these jokes are concerning me. God dammit CBD! Went out to find veggies or something healthy to have for dinner, but here I am eating from nando's Don't read the imgur comments. hey! I posted them That photo of that bird is horrible 1v1 me on brave frontier for all your breads * * Hello Clarice So, is this a fanfic or you're talking about canon stuffs? As I've stopped reading when you said Angels that killed became Devils. I see you're keeping 's on all my user pages How bout... NO ummm are you serious? open it I rather not... ....zip?? Just look on the bright side! With 4 friends, you could make a whole DotA 2 team. Ayer hablé para preguntar si tenían promociones para esta o alguna semana y me dijeron que no... I can't wait until you just take the Warlizard approach and just reply " " to any mention of it. I wonder how much karma you've gotten from posting . It's gotta be a goldmine for you. I assume you're singaporean or live in Singapore? One of the few times our country hits the front page and you show the world the rubbish that is Stomp? He said *purposely not linked.* I read that as "Will the Shakespeares in Summoner's Rift receive their voiceover as promised?" I cursed out someone I didn't like and got banned for it Getting raped? Claims blacks have low IQ, seriously uses "dis" instead of "this" in a comment... Name checks out ლ( ლ) 3/10 ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Try being a vegetarian in South Carolina Dumb question possibly, but why is that ? ギターの凹みってパイ置きやったんね Yeah fuck this shit (ﾉ )ﾉ︵ ┻━┻) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) My accountant didn't get that memo ┬─┬ノ( ノ) the username alone ...it was only a twist. ლ( ლ） " " Co-signed. There seem to be a lot of pedophile jokes today on Reddit. I.... I think they're actually missing. Someone should create a bot to keep a running tally of the karma you've reaped from . You don't think....Chip wouldn't............nahhhh... Yes putercom5, that is exactly what he was talking about. The last... *Popsicle?* Who even thought of this scene? Most of us here are just poor farmers. ( ) I'm not dead...Or am I? ( ) Do you by now have a special keyboard with ? ( ) ***^^ *** Jesus Harold Christ on a bike. ( ) Well, he never waters them so I guess it's ok. Alright miss coch-in-brahma lover ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I wanna drink ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) LITEN PENGAR ノ( ノ ) Yeah, isn't it supposed to be a ? ╚( )=┐ Apple rolls out one new feature per iteration proclaims it revolutionary marks it up by about 200% and on to the next big thing. Generally the features have been around tech forever and apple engineering takes it from back end to front end to catch up to market tech only to persuade massive amounts of people to take loans for the new iteration and trade in the old one through billions on marketin. These days less money is spent on r&amp;amp;d and more on customization. Apple is becoming a clothing company for technology. Here have it in this style that color make it match your outfit with this peripheral. Apple is also becoming a car finance company for proprietary technology putting old products on the used shelf lot. But really they have firmly planted themselves in the money making tree by generating millions in revenue simply by putting themselves in the dead middle of most purchase transactions for decades to come. Not to mention they will probably aggregate that data and sell it off or personalize more invasive ads to catered to your taste in all of your Apple connected devices . They could put a Apple logo on a rock call it the Better jerry went out that way. I once worked in a shop were we couldn't figure out what this horrid stench was, well at some point a mouse had got hungry and decided that the power line to the refrigerator looked tasty. Dat carrier name tho I have a friend sitting on like 30k ip, and he still has champions/runes to buy. He says there aren't any other champs he's interested in buying and playing right now. Drives the rest of us crazy. You should just spend it . Then again, you could just wait for each discount like the Ziggs one coming up and save more IP. oh ffs really? I thought it was ne.....give me a sec ね........fuck I really need to re-learn japanese ( ) Yeah i realized that in game too. ಠ_ಠ it's on Alien Blue it's just not obvious. Reply to a comment and tap the downward-facing arrow at the top. If you swipe right at the top you'll see it as an option. The next Skyrim? ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Algus ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Yea, this couch that we put in the baby's room is basically a knock-off Lazy Boy.. It wasn't cheap, but it wasn't nearly as expensive as their stuff is. I just hate the idea of having a bunch of stuff sitting around that I'm not going to use - wasting space. All I keep hearing when I voice my opinion on that is "well, what if you change your mind & you wish you had ________ (insert random item that I don't want)" If I change my mind, I'm pretty sure I can go buy whatever it is. It's sort of funny in a way - the same thing happened when we bought our house. People insisted we needed these odds n ends - house/kitchen items/knick knacks - We'd politely decline, explain that we don't need it for whatever reason... Some of the items managed to show up at our door still and others were just talked about forever. Then we go and buy items that we do want, and it gets questioned - like "did you reeeeeally need that?" True, I may have been able to live without the TV - but it was an agreement of ours that we would upgrade our TV once we bought a house. What I don't need is the nursery rocking chair, the pizelle maker, AND THIS OTHER ROCKING CHAIR THAT MADE ITS WAY INTO MY HOUSE. My dad and his wife showed up one day and left a rocking chair here. I don't know what the obsession is. My mom actually wants this chair though, so I'll probably pass it off onto her. You almost had me convinced that a little nipple play was a good idea, but I'm on to you, mister. I won't be led astray that easily! No. It's too early to be bad. I can do this! Rozsival starting the game. seems you have a gun in your hand While I agree with you 100%, tonight's game must have been hard to go see.. We just look like plain shit. No one is playing on the same wavelength. It's a little unsettling when we are reaching the playoffs. Really need better consistency in high form. My face tonight Well shit. Are those supposed to be sunglasses I liked Pepsi Next ... I had to look up what a lady-bro is. ┌∩┐( )┌∩┐ Oh... probably this: ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Lol, and I'm an MRA. Specifically, a gender MRA, whereas all other MRAs are equity MRAs. I can play the redefinition game too Hahahaha got to take the test drive without the salesmen and that's the first thing I did! It's hard to wait for that new model, my girlfriend is about ready to kill me I keep talking about it haha! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Alice who? Wow. Up against Ohio State in round one? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Fucking a zombie ( ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) If you're looking to be entertained further by these comments, you're gonna be disappointed. They should give us the chance to change it atleast. from slow, medium and fast. Well i guess this is pretty useful for farming and going through games fast, but I like the touch of drama in the old one. Atleast it isnt slow like the one 2 updates ago cause holy You have to had written a bot when your name is mentioned and gaming forum pops up to post " ", right? [Spoilers](/s " ") Horny mode eh? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) answerrr himmmmm We surely cant say it's perfect before it gets into the consumer's hands. There's no such thing as it is better in every way either. Their chips are most likely going to work as ADVERTISED without doubt. But with near perfection and accuracy? one can only assume at this point. They are both different and alike at the same time. It's called preferences. The buggy screen has already been fixed by evolve when they stop the production of their chip few days ago and now resume normal shipping dates. I can say from many rdna40 users that bought the chip last month have not had any problems with it. well, if it fucks up...? Return it. No. Are you kidding me? What is this world coming to? できてる (- )–Ψ みんな同じだよ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) >well, if it fucks up...? Return it. This is not my type of music but still enjoyed it. thanks kind stranger Explain in laymans terms what a double takedown is? Poor camel is being tortured by that ass-face. Maybe pinching or pulling/twisting it's leg. Not funny. I'm sorry, is this abnormal? 移住しましたよろしくノ( ノ) so..... how much karma do you think you have made by just posting ? > Well yeah, no shit you'd rather come home to the stripper. Thing is, you laid out two extremes giving room for no in-between. A pleasant stripper or a homely unpleasant hag... Gee, what a dilemma. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Ngata problem. Please not Texas....Please not Texas....Please not Texas....John Cornyn &Ted Cruz ....** ** My Wii U hopefully comes today! Might have to put a post up for easy karma... I laughed at that when I shouldn't have. Shame on you Open Sesame! Damn. All-boys school..... Is that... a paint roller tray? ( ) Literally: I've been quite busy with work lately, so I have absolutely no idea what's going on ಠ_ಠ Also this CSS is making me feel uncomfortable to the max ಠ_ಠ But I couldn't decide if this is worse than MeryRear's..... MR's is like a hornet stinging you into the eye, but this is like opening a glitter bomb pretty much, you prevent infections and have a safer sex life if you have something like this, that promotes proper exploration. That being said these are expensive, so if dad didnt give her the money, that is something i would worry about I'm 48 and somebody asked me if my 15 year old son was my grandson. I don't have muscles to flex ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Algus ┬─┬ノ( ノ) "He moved a respirator?" So what? I don't get it. Did he move it onto Ed's foot? Did he place it on his chest? "He moved a respirator." Nope. Still don't get it He wants all the vibrating coins I don't know if you are being serious or sarcastic. ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Eh, its probably nothing, but I think my friends would be surprised ( : They wouldn't be mean about it, they'd just think it would be really, *really* weird. ) as my like of furries is virtually 180 degrees from everything else I like: Skiing, shotgun shooting, backpacking, videogames. Etc.| I could understand myself coming from a slightly similar place if another friend was a furry before I really understood what we're all about. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Could you add the look of disapproval or is that out of the scope of this project? This is the one I'm talking about ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Well I've had loads of people chug on me after a crit, but I've always been able to punish it as soon as I got up and kill them. I think he knew I would have killed him had he stood in front of me, so he ran..and ran....and ran.. How do they even manage to lose then? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I think the real facepalm is that this is linked to 9gag.... What I do is just upgrade my walls during a push. PUSHHH /r/ do girls have cooties because girls have cooters? is that too vulgar? I'm honestly curious. ...I....I...I think I'm going to avoid baked goods for some time, after this mental image..... Yeah found that one whilst checking that the pug wasn't already here. That Stephen Hawking one tho Hey! Don't give them any ideas! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) So he just had a bunch of Tungsten laying around I THOUGHT IT WAS 20. Title made me think Hero ninja'd a second station into GE-8. I know that omg it was part of the joke Seriously? You don't know how to calculate central time? XD XD XD... #** ** It's the new Tomorrow's brunch is going to feature bloody... mortys. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I think I would have punched the screen if that happened to me. ^^^^┬─┬ノ( ノ) Damn....I get 12 down and 0.786 up....and I thought that was throttled. 14-1 at 19 mins Please respect tables ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Wow how many times have you played him? I'd be happy just to get 1.... Seems reasonable. I just question the clear gel cap with crushed powder in it. It looks identical to, from what I've heard from people who do that kind of thing... , self packaged street drugs of some form. > Someone has a crush! Loved trees so much that they cut one down to build a bench ┬─┬ノ( ノ) wat What do you have to worry about? tell them to stop or report for spam. who even does that? use your eyes and look at your aetherflow icon ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Ooooh. That makes total sense. What have I been doing with my life? Thanks captain cock! Let's have sex now. I couldn't agree more. The saturn pad is incredible and goes toe to toe with a solid stick, IMO. ಠ_ಠ Haha! Mayyybeee > this is like opening a glitter bomb Youtube is leaking You got some nice ass handwriting Seeing as he is already a tattoo artist, i think he has decent job security > I want one That's my all in Lol I know June's is great but he only does iPhone themes Lots of down voting sad pandas. Gamer funk is real, wash that ass. Women like to play games and no, they are not hitting on you. Yes, pull up your damn pants and buy some long tail shirts from Duluth trading company. Is... Is it made from children? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Yeah I wouldn't have held it together, I would have lost it. As much as I love little kids (not that way ) I think that fields should have like a 13 year old and up age limit or something like that. I read this as cows being electrocuted. I was very confused when I first looked at the pic. I am a dumb ass. Three seashells? So confused... that's a bit fucking much, coming from a guy who's had lots of piercings and one tattoo. I didn't realize you can open doors with E for like three days What the...... Yeah, crippling addiction. So fun! Greenlay apologizing for Stewart's "potty mouth" Your eyesight may be cured, but your lazyness has already proven to us that you dont really love Ciara. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) The entire USPS clan can kiss my grits as far as I'm concerned. I was tracking a package that ended up in a Jersey City USPS facility 45 mins from my house. But I guess instead of delivering it to my house a better idea was to ship it to *Kansas* City. I mean sure, I confuse those two cities all the damn time since K does come after J in the alphabet and all. That was three days ago with no package and no more updates. If my mailman shows up to my house with extra radiant and plump skin tomorrow, I will cut a bitch Oh man... You just undid my world view. Thanks. > I swear there's always at least one pub stomping scout who used the Thanks or Good Job voice call with every kill Like the picture on a cereal box is just a pile of dry cereal? ...and it never works right. Just took the first session of our PARCC test today and we literally spent an hour trying to start the test because the server crashed. This game looks like hot garbage. The "blocked shots" are the worst - hammering a guy's upper arms without even coming close to touching the ball is not blocking a shot And how much is this whiskey worth normally? Fuck I get a life insurance ad down there between the pictures. Assuming you played the N64 version and remember how good it felt to swim really good and fast. Well in Majora's Mask 3D you can forget about that, toss that sweet dream goodbye, because you'll never swim as fast or turn as elegantly ever again.... Unless you don't mind wasting all you're magic, because that is you need to use. That's right for the very low cost of pretty much all magic you can swim fast and turn elegantly again! But don't use it too fast or else you might be in trouble. And that is why I do not like the Zora's mask in Majora's Mask 3D. The wicked witch of the west never did get herself back together properly > 16th chapel ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ayyyyyyyyyy Are you saying you did because if so I would like to file a complaint to the relevant authorities. Brand New - $38 And NBCSN's commercials .......... Bu-but...physics... ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ olives are not blue ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ( ) Have you tried here? ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) How would you know? Huh?¿ Wow. You tell a guy with terminal cancer "good luck with your future endeavors?" Unbelievable. (°□°)ノ( ノ) I can't believe how far I had to scroll down to find JDs name here. He is so annoying. It's right below you Lmao. No reason.... Dear god. /r/squidsgonewild has escaped. What kind of bidet do you own ? ** ** I liked it better with no drums ayy lmao happy buuuuutttttdaaaaai /u/nick-a-30 Then go watch Shrek or something. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) BDSM on Oldschool confirmed? Seriously? Fuck you ** ** #** ** The sad thing is I already have it installed for use with MLS live but I didn't even think about it for this You may be right, and while normally I'm not a fan of excessive paid DLC, in this case I don't find the idea terribly objectionable. When I have issues with DLC it is when you can tell that the DLC content was something that should have been in the original game and was partitioned off for DLC, I'm looking at you Sims 4 . ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Takes off shorts to reveal more shorts. wat. Sadly, when Ubisoft went 'next gen', they did not bother pushing the boundaries in Rogue, and from what I have read, it is just like a hypothetical 'Black Flag 2' One guy, who was watching porn, the entire heist I'm crying "I use this because I can't aim." I feel like this year's Rose Bowl skewed Jimbo's just a bit VP should've had that map. VP lost the pistol but managed to rail Fnatic on T, and STILL lost. I clicked that link and the first thing I see is some underage looking naked girl. Either Carl or Rick gets shot in the eye. Pretty easy to figure out from the comments lol. Ok, I'm outta here. ᕕ( )ᕗ Like a lightsaber if you touch it while on it will cut your hand off. brace yourselves, Snow is coming. Le You know, the funny part was I actually read that and it just did not compute. ლ( ლ) "Give your baby milk mixed with 7-UP" . In TIlburg is er gewoon koffie op de 3de verdieping :) Junior here. For me, an A is like the Holy Grail. I've only gotten As in HASS classes, and my average technical grade is a C+/B-, so a "good" grade for me is somewhere between a B- and a B. Coming in, I basically accepted that I would no longer be the top of my class, and in fact would likely be in the lower half (after all, 50% of us are in the lower half at any given time...). However, even with my less than impressive GPA, I just got hired for my dream internship, even though the recruiter took a look at my transcript and went . Beads ┬─┬ノ( ノ) If that happened to me, my cup size would be negative. u anonymized urself but not Eric ლ( ლ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ > It's a weekly occurrence here Op "Blood, blood on the child" is something you've needed to search recently? Deep water....Arizona... Muh League and wrestling worlds are combining. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Damn! My bad didn't read! 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I read about the bill on the interweb and yes I have Facebook like the rest of the world too I've seen and had an opportunity to read the arguments against it and for it. I'm no fan of Harper either this isn't the worst he's done. only good he ever did was abolish the silly long gun registry, but this is one of the few times I will play the devils advocate. Never miss an opportunity to vote the problem is the only people who vote are the baby boomers who will not be around to face the affects of there decisions that's who elected Harper. The younger generation are either to busy , didn't know about or just don't care enough to go to the poll and vote. There is more of us than them and if we outnumber them in votes that's how to change these things Your wink emoticons make me feel like I'm about to walk into a world of traps Greg "piece of shit, should be banned from the NFL for life, bounty-gate, dipshit" Williams was with Washington at that time *I see what you did there * . Yes I'm cool enough to have a thing! Also, And if you see OP's reply you'll understand why making rash generalisations is not such a good idea... On air it seemed that engine parts basically sprayed all over the track I was told there would be showtime kicks My wife is the size of a twelve year old boy.. They don't speak Swahili in the Congo ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) So this clip cost us 1 million in travel cost. Did Michelle do a vid on Ellen too that cost the other million? Are you trying to escape your criminal charges? Why do you want to move? # > How do you report on Alien Blue? Oh, és tu ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Morgan Freeman Lapis has her gem on her back that's why you only saw malachite with the gem on its nose they never showed us it's back where lapis gem would have been ( )^^^^^Kat ^^^^^noooo...... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) This always happens to me ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) This, as sad as it is to admit. I frequent /r/pokemonqrrequests and am constantly filling requests for people. Because it makes me feel good when I help out, you know? But sometimes, it really freaking ticks me off that people don't provide all the freaking information clearly lined out for them in the rules, and then they can't be arsed to properly format it so it's legible. And the real kicker, they don't do their research on the pokemon they're asking for. "Can I get a (event-only legendary) in a Love Ball with the move (something it can't learn)? Please make it **battle spot legal**, thanks!" No. No, you can't have that. That's impossible. I'm not that cruel ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Same..... species..... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) コリンパウエルじゃなくてケビンか sex cage It's more like everyone here expects you to speak English - it's the official language too, so it's used for all the forms - but the rest of the world views us as second-language speakers. Because as we all know, language is something you're born with ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ * * わしの技は百八式まであるぞ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Susanoo doesn't use up your life force or eat your soul Where do people even get these things from, for Hagoromo's sake? Hahahaha you're the first person to ask in this thread but I've heard that before. But yes I am Ross food Holy shit, you're right. Damn... OH GOD Dude.... Wat Or we could stop importing cheap whitewashed ISIS-oil through Turkey. ლ( ლ) ლ( )ლ Save and buy your own DS4, but don't tell him. Every time he hides the original DS4, play along and act upset, until he's out of sight So much better to have her children brutally slaughtered by an intruder than to let them see their father protect them from said intruder..... Not usually a pug pic fan but this is great! Also, what the first commenter said. Wrong federation They can't exterminate TAS bot like this it will only comeback stronger and 1 nanosecond faster.They really shouldn't be messing with the natural order of things like this.ლ( ლ) Serious response this time, just brewed a Kenyan (coffee) myself and it does have slight notes of tomato... kinda unsettling really They call the fire dept. You were disgusted because a player use a weapon in video game? Nobody fucking do it Is that a baby bump? No friends atm, everyone uses consoles I probably don't have to remind you of this, but wrap it up and ~~flush it down~~ **make her swallow so you don't ruin her plumbing **. You never know what the motives here are. are you stupid? can't you see the ps4 is covering the xbox one main vent??? you're the one that is bringing up shit not OP ( ) ☜( ☜) - Get to work! This was surprisingly easy to masturbate to... Hrm. Where the hell is this? I've played ME2 a gazillion times and I have no idea where this is. That man was in true terror. I think this is real. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Well placed period. Otherwise I'm still waiting on the "Makeover an enthusiastic British Fangirl" episode. Why is lifting called snatching? But Tarquin is dead. Halp these guys . You know you Reddit too much when is saved to your Desktop for easy pasting. Will it play on PSTC not a great day for the blacks. Wow, I love this subreddit, heck. I love the internet for all its hate. Btw, can't ya tell this this sarcasm? It's like people are on acid on the internet, if you hate something, you hate something a LOT more than it needs to be. Come on, it's just a black endoskeleton with white eyes and teeth. Seriously, wtf is up with people now. There's like only 5% of people on the internet with kindness and manners (btw Scott is one of them). But what if it's a guy with a prosthetic arm that was killed? You like women who dont have emotions You are negative 仮に祭りに参加したとしても女の子の側でもじもじしてるだけの自分が眼に浮かぶ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Amelia Earhart gave herself away ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ヽ( )ﾉミ＼(≧ﾛ≦＼) いくらぐらいになるんだろうね ╚( ) I like big butts and I cannot... OH FUCK! There is no N52 Hulk Call police, got siao lang escape from IMH I suffocated by only watching it Yes, the clapping thing is real (midwest USA, at least) and it annoys the fuck out of me. Doesn't matter. You gonna come in a locker room demanding another mans property? Sup Percy Harvin. Please stop summoning me That's when you switch the password on the goddamn router Good thing we've got alexis and Özil then. Sadly nip Lost TYL, porque de fato é tradicional na América do Sul Sorry I'm also new to reddit! Raydn with someone biting his neck ( ) Norfolk checking in I tried this one also; but it also doesn't show all listeners, only a few. The app also crashes if I press "done" Yeah! And it's not even a real word, what an idiot. It's as if they thought it was some sort of joke! You're paused. > I have so many weird feelings right now. 69 An asshat who assumes that hookers don't have white collar jobs, college degrees, or any degree of socioeconomic status. My spatula is always retracted ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Me too, although USPS needs to sort out how they mark the packages. If they had marked it 'in office' none of this drama would have happened in the first place. ψ( )ψ gee, can't imagine why any African-Americans would take offense to that... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I meant like in the games where it's always there ( ) ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Look at you stealing my jokes Motherfucker....no My raging fire burns against twitch hot enough to melt steel beams right now What did I just read? TIL. And all this time I was laughing at Americans for drinking so much Bud Light. I'm taking the lack of responses to mean beta testing is going on right now and they've all been sworn to secrecy Oh boy, if we don't get NaLu soon.... ( )︵ヽ(`Д´)ノ︵(ಠ益ಠ) 彡彡ᕕ( )ᕗ So.... I see a guy banging a blond women and choking her That's not considered rude throughout a lot of Asia as I understand it, at least people do it all the time. Perhaps not indoors but she's young. A mate got in the habit gobbing out of massive mouthfuls on the floor, I was disgusted but he assured me it was OK in Thailand. And to be fair I saw lots of other do it seemingly without others sharing our distaste for it, still disgusting to me. Especailly when he had trouble no doing it back home. Just kidding... It was a car and he knew it ┌( )┘ Not very bro of you brocade Well yeah but "8 year olds poetry in motion" doesn't have the same ring to it I have to ask, do you have the " " permanently on your clipboard ready to be copy and pasted? Do you know the Alt codes for the characters off by heart? How do you deal with pumping out 10 of them every time you comment on something on Reddit? It took a while, but I had successfully ended my bad knuckle cracking habit after years of joint pain. *One fucking epsiode* undid all my work and now I'm back to square one; forcing myself to *not* break off my fingers for that split second of satisfaction. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Yes son. The cum too. It's functional, I saw one tesla charging while picking up some groceries... It's license plate said "0GAS" ( ) Why ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Use the dark net Totes, I was hoping that by getting that out of the way I'd be bringing us all one step closer Now he responds with :/ while warlizard does Not if our team(s) **still** can't lure in free agents wait a minute. if his dad is an octopus man then and assuming her mom is a human, they had to do some **tentacle hentai** to make Giffany. ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ Be prepared for the pain ... Yeah, a lot of people like to ship Guts and Griffith as the ultimate dong-loving duo Are those things real? I don't understand how someone could just trust that... sure, let me stick my thing in the random hole in the wall.. Golden showers... > loving her unconditionally and taking care of her every need. Whenever someone accidentally touches me I jerk away as a reaction. It just naturally happens but a lot of people take it personally. If I'm hugging someone, then cool, other than that I usually ain't diggin it. I bet it doesn't help that I got a lot of unwanted mystery butt grabs during high school. Guess I got a good dude booty. (I hope I'm using that right) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I wonder how much karma you've wracked up with just " " You're the person that posted that Breasts of Tyria thread on the official forum aren't you I read two books while i was in hospital after the surgery, one was abt tibetan buddhism another was abt the all mighty Hoffman book. ... So i did it for reviewing? Uh, here's the rundown of it: Some guy goes up to a completely random person on Reddit (in this case, /u/Warlizard and tells him, "Hey, are you Warlizard from the Warlizard gaming forums?" Warlizard always responds, "no," and thinks of it as a silly coincidence. The same guy that talked to him before decided to make multiple new Reddit accounts and essentially stalk Warlizard asking him the same and maybe new questions. It got out of hand, and he fessed up to Warlizard as I'd shown you in the last post. Warlizard laughs it off and has his own tag and always posts the face whenever the Warlizard gaming forums are mentioned. $10... I for one, did not update in a long time and still experience all the greatness that AB was. I'm an engineer and my company forces me to use imperial units ~~ ~~ Oh stop trolling already..... You have to point out every single detail..... OH EM GEE I FORGOT HOW FUNNY YOU ARRRE! ^* * ┬─┬ノ( ノ) then there's me, way after the fact, commenting for the sake of commenting. yes, this will go into the depths of the Internet, maybe seen by the lone wanderer, but I post with pride, my head held high, as I ride this majesty of lost comment. "We only let the bitch eat 1 or 2 of the afterbirths"( ) Mike can't die! He's to big into the story line. Anna can't go because no one wants to see a pregnant lady die. My guess is it would be someone in the band most likely Lou, just because it was in the wagon and that's the car Brandon Brandon drives, and he can't die. Also so happy Conner came out. But I wish that would have showed him saying that to his dad. ¯\\_ _/¯ What about when we found the Boston Bombers? Penn State.... I wont tell if you wont tell on me ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Ｉ ｄｏｎ＇ｔ ａｌｗａｙｓ ｓｐａｍ， ｂｕｔ ｗｈｅｎ Ｉ ｄｏ， Ｉ ｐｒｅｆｅｒ Ｄｏｓ Ｄｏｎｇｅｒｓ®． ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽/ ಠ‿ಠ ಠ_ಠ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔ (\/)༼ຈل͜ຈ༽(\/) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That's 200 push ups per day... My due date was November 15th, apparently my dad's Valentine's Day gift was no condom that night ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) If ten mg is making you sick stop while your ahead lolol ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Nigga ┬─┬ノ( ノ) We got a Walmart convoy ain't she a horrifying sight 俺がRedditに来ようと決めたのはオッパイが溢れてるからですごめんなさい You think pop stars shouldn't be allowed to create explicit content? Who would do the censoring? *The government?* That is a good question Can't wait for Apollo to release. AMRC is just... ugly. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) This really ಠ_ಠ'd my ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) so that means that even if the accusation turns out to be false, that law still applies... absolutely nothing wrong with that ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) 2 is wrong. You're supposed to follow your teammate either to the gate, or into an occupied totem... Well You're posting the time of day in place of your usual . So I assume the time of day has something to do with the look of disaproval. Guys my hotel room comes with condoms ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I thought One Direction was supposed to be the new Beatles? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ツチノコじゃなくてイモムシじゃん Aren't you the guy who misspelled his name?? HAHAHAHAHA Nice try kid, but you're full of shit lol. Heroin is going to make your pupils the size of pin points, not saucers like Sid or Molly. The kind of "deals" that makes you wonder why you didn't choose ps4 ( ) You have an incredible style :O wish I could draw fhat good Why did I never know this? In the U.S.A., he said. 1. wut? i'd like to know more about this story...for science Oh noe! He called me a hipster for registering as an independent! Just some quilt advice, next time try and hide your self-cutting scars... I've made the same mistake myself I want that brown faux leather bag for 10 bucks. If it doesn't sell let me know. But..... The mall? As a fellow PvP'r, I agree to disagree. Champions never look back. They only go forward. (ಠ_ಠ) ( )ノ-■-■ (-■_■) [smileyface] Same as Favre to Rodgers. Like wtf Hey, that's not a thing!! Can't get nothing past you ☜( ☜) Don't know why you're not topless. You've gonemild I don't get your point. I either misread or misunderstood. Where does it say my name? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Oh! Haha! 'Cause it's 125 cubic inches. I see what you did there... Not a tombstone? Look at it Froggen will never get benched *** *** Not even close ( ) I guess you could say... ( )┘⌐■-■ I had the same issue with cutting. I mean I was cutting for very serious problems in my life, but like you, it was stupid and harmful and I obviously DO NOT do it anymore. Now I vent by making art, playing guitar, and screaming at my motherfucking fridge to get me more food I wouldn't want to get any Santorum on me Ron's face Two hours a week? That's it? and with all the food they probably waste ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ * * intensifies Wear pants. I hope Crimea was not the case. Have your leg back, all the grass is frozen I ordered 150 tabs of NBOMe 25d from righteous and he shipped it pretty darn quickly..just waiting on the mail man now After the cero had gone off Chi quickly let go of her wrist and jumped back to draw his sword and prepare for a fight. While holding his sword in a horizontal manner in preparation she begins to...talk about a show? He has " " look on his face as she goes on about his name and the "crowd" which was now passed out from the sudden reiatsu increase. He looks back and forth a few times to be sure this isn't some kind of joke, or trap, or...whatever. There once was a man who demanded a joke he didn't realize that his whole life was a joke ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Definitely looks like it, now I'm wondering if one can love without it. Or is there special outlier underwear they're not telling us about I'm not touching your dream journal. ( ) "I don't like food" No. Getting Woodwood here. ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ( ) > She was once described as the ugliest cat someone had ever seen You kiddin'? 9 Raydns. 6 of which are Guardians. Abed's -esque face when he's trying to hug Britta... perfect. Yeaaaaaa it's still not clear what you are saying. Sorry Everyone above in this thread got me like 12/11 would fap again When I saw the mechs I was like Jimmy is that you Or movie theaters, "Enjoy your movie" - "thanks you too" /r/kidjokes should be a thing No, U. wtf HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGG! Oh dear. My heart's exploded. ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ No they're not. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Did he though? Yo... Like, I'm no makeup artist or anything but I'm *pretty* sure she contoured her cleavage Cause like when you press your boobs together to get a cleavage theres the actual cleavage down the middle but you dont get the prominent horizontal "curves" on the top crest of the chest (how do I even explain this without a drawing wtf). ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ This movie looks worthy of Adam Sandler. Not sure about vi, but Ubuntu definitely doesn't have vim in a fresh install. Just nano. ಠ_ಠ how dare you retire Akeno >I like playing AP champs, but I can't CS for shit with them. I played a Cassiopeia game recently and ended a 41min game with 131 cs Granted, we won the game because I managed to get dcap + 500 passive stacks and melted faces with over 1k AP, but I digress. I can CS decently with Annie because of her Q Where do you live that smokes cost that much? I need you to send me a PM, so I can reddit block you. K? Thx. Bruh ┬─┬ノ( ノ) 久しぶりに戻ってみたけど殺伐としてるな ** ** No. LOL nothing worse. What happens to me is I'll be like OH SHIT THIS IS DOPE AF!!! Then I'll go in my car and listen to it and I'll be like wtf is this shit Either your confused, or I'm missing something. And I pretty sure I'm missing something ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Nice to see how the Germans are using my tax money Jesus CHRIST. The job ain't *that* goddamn bad! I hate people that post that kind of shit to get pats on the back! Those are the kind of people that she the job more as a novelty than a career. (Im a Firefighter/Emt-B) You didn't use protection, did you? The campaign I'm about to start running (Hi Erica! ) is starting out Food Fight into Shattered State, but from there I've cobbled together something roughly hewn and mixed from Transistor, Skyfall and Kill Bill with a dash of CFD thrown in for good measure. Wow, a fashion article, this fundamentally changes everyth- wait, no, I still haven't seen anything like that in the real world. What the hell Legion? Lol sorry about that ( ) Will definitely remember to check these things in the future though. I'm not stupid phone Most guns don't. 300M firearms and he pulls out 10-12? I hope he means boring repetitive quests like "data entry job". If not ... ( ) Fun (if slightly embarrassing fact) I actually did have a Grumps dream once (and posted it to the main sub ). It was before the first Stout Train and my dream was that Ross and Barry got super drunk and had a rap battle. Damn... Yikes. One time a little girl behind me in line at a supermarket commented on my hair saying, *"Your hair is really pretty. I want to cut it and keep it."* Her mom laughed and said she was kidding; the way the little girl kept looking at my hair made me think she wasn't. wrong hole? *What the actual fuck.* 32 Titan - 2nd gjally Can't you just download more? Unless he's into that Want to feel empathy but can't get over username . "Redditor for 3 months" It checks out. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) \\ / Unless if your student loans are at 100.01% You mean you want to read it...and enjoy it, most likely. I hate the Internet PROTIP: If any of you posted on RSPW back in the late 90's/early 2000's, don't go back and look up your old posts. You had dumb opinions and everything you said was very cringy No the problem with the world is people like you ** ** NOT the return of the Thanos handcuffs At the time of try on... Hours after all the watches are preordered haha... Good tip. Although my parents would *never* believe me if I told them I was pregnant gonna look like west side story, complete with knife fighting scenes....and if you don't get the reference...doom on you I'm not hearing any humming. Because if there's one thing adoptive kids need, it's fewer good families to love them. Marco best Dota personality Did it with headphones...worked in both ears. Fuck your flair Another doctor trying to tell me what to do. *What do you think the holes are for?* this.....this i just.... i dont know how to feel about this ( ) I have a fairly great computer and it is in no way a smooth Facebook game. What the hell is going with maths? We are sliding curves now nightmare-fuel with that imposibru-faker You'll get it don't worry, as for me it's meat boy achievement I need to get Yeah. I don't plan on spending any more on this game. My boyfriend still pumps money into it.. at this point I think he might be the sole person keeping the servers up and running. Only that you know, the third movie was actually GOOD ...but we shouldn't have to at taxes. > "Delar från rulltrappan har skickats till Borås och ska analyseras bland annat med *mikroskop.*" ...what I just got home and had the same message. It's been about 5 min and now I can see my friends online. Trying to connect to Destiny and now it says the Destiny servers are down FML Don't call me dear... You guys are just trying to get some rule34 going on, aren't you? I don't Non nude GW? Wtf if u don't need pistols drop them > the third movie was actually GOOD I'm secretly force-gifting /u/Windurr the Accordion Anthology, Polka Classics volumes 1 through 256 right now. [M] -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Yay. More sponsored links. 50:50 with the kids. They either see this crap and say hell no, or they imitate the behavior. Stop spamming! Can I get a refund since you decided you like income from shitty ads your customers were given the impression they wouldn't have to deal with? I already paid for the pro Alien Blue, so why should I need to see ads. Surely Reddit can find other ways to raise money that are less intrusive, and instead honor those of us that have been supporting Alien Blue since BEFORE Reddit acquired it. Well Alien Blue was nice for a while. See you later! Happy Valentine's Day honey! *gives boquet to girl* "Aww how sweet! what are these flowers?" They're wang rape flowers. L-l-let's not talk about this....... Whoever can profit will back him, we as a nation have spent too much money and blood for that little patch of sand called Israel. And you better believe he will play the victim card even harder in the upcoming months. Don't let this fucker oy vey us into another goddamn war. I paid for no ads, I'm about to start using a different app. Oh yes Nmom is psychic (possessed) I won't say that strange things have happened and she'd told me previously that she'd thought of someone & they'd called out of the blue or itchy hand brought in a tiny bit of unexpected money. For Nmom I draw the very firm line on her Ouija board. Her and GCSis loved to play with that years ago. Was never my thing. I remember them playing with it and Nmom writing down what it said. Pages & pages of weirdness. I do respect the power of the unknown & do not wish to mess with it. So Mr. Ouija board has been banished to garage for the past 14 years we've lived together. I don't trust her. didn't wake up on time and had to take half day off ლ( ლ) > Loook! Whose copying now?? Tucker and wag wants travellers belt ... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That looks like some kind of alien shenanigans That's the only moment i didn't like from interstellar. I have nothing against america, but god dammit -why place a fucking flag on a planet that's meant for the whole humanity Why have you done this to my beautiful paid app why this I wanted one too. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) >Only that you know, the Prometheus was actually GOOD This Prometheus-hate is really grinding my gears to an halt because, it's okay if you don't like it, but stop ruining it for us who DID like it. wtf is that ლ( ლ) Om det är illegalt är det väl redan förbjudet? Är inte allt som inte är lagligt förbjudet? ( ) Goddammit, Carissa. Don't make me start going on and on about how beautiful you are to the sub. You know I will do it. I had that happen when I tried to buy some 20 gauge birdshot at wally world. . This was in the middle of farm country, too. Me too. (/ )/ |__| No pull-ups, floor press, and a bunch of other things. Middle chest? Why would you bother making protein bars without using protein? Dude, don't send him out there, Jesus.... I honestly don't know. I'm from the land of natural gas and furnaces plus central air so this is all new to me. I think you can have either set up anywhere but heat pumps are more common in here? The realtor literally told us "southerners don't trust gas". I was like Idk don't ask me WTF??!! It's not easy out there for tall broads... Men just give me this weird look like like I've hurt their pride. Puny men. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) why is he good at catching thi..........oh wait.... They were dancing and their hair was getting caught in their faces and That's the joke My sperm is pretty potent. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Could go for some of that sweet sweet fog these days. Living in China You're not playing right I was waiting for someone to tell me how to do this. Thanks. Fucking Salon... i was looking at the picture thinking "ohh that's cool" the i scrolled down and saw via 9gag.com Must be serious... yeah while my wife digs all that when I'm cut up for summer, I've had numerous female friends on facebook or wherever comment on not liking my legs because they're "all muscley" and also note that my arms aren't big enough. DA FUQ... They don't understand how proper proportions work "I AM NOT AS INTRUSIVE AS YOU WROTE IN THIS SECRET PLACE I SNOOPED IN TO SEE WHAT YOU WROTE ABOUT ME." I find it interesting they use Eden instead of Cody Rhodes himself, she says a lot of the modernnoeepopppಠ_ಠ That fucking escalated quickly. You deserve your own thread with a comment like that. Jesus. Because doing the same seven FATEs over and over isn't repetitive at all though right? No, not really. I'm still a quiet dude with social anxiety, but I get the job done and that's a decent buffer for keeping the job and moving up despite having no connections. They tread around the issue of me not being married or having kids though. "Oh, Jamaz here really puts in the extra effort and racks up the overtime. He doesn't have family obligations so he devotes that time to the customer." Me: " ..." I remember OP from twitter. A friend of mine said if he played with us she would send him nudes. He cried when he didn't get them and slagged the girl off to his other friends... now this? iMokhles stole this from freemanrepo. Might want to delete your admission to guilt. Purposefully fucked up disapproving look. You know the one: Because Saddam was a dick and leading an "aggressive country" did that make the deliberate destruction of that country OK? Missed you last game. Add my name to the list of people who paid twice and either want a refund or the ads removed. This is a horrible business practice and deceptive. If it makes you feel any better, when I was pregnant my mother posted a photo of MY ULTRASOUND OF MY DAUGHTER on her Facebook and set a life event to "expecting a baby". Well I definitely wouldn't advise going to hillbrow ┌( )┘ Wait didn't Slippy actually say that? That isn't how this game works .... I'm the spawn of Satan and his bitch... I could umm be the judge of how much people get tortured in hell the good people who barely made it into hell could be tortured more > I sat next to someone who did that on a Merida to London flight... Please for our sake don't underestimate him again. Girlfriend: Parents: "if you think you're gonna be able to cuddle him, you're wrong. " ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ DEAD ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ AS ಠ_ಠ FUCK ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ They'll have to reset it again after our next matchup ლ( ლ) ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) In X3 on downward dog, when you drive your heels HE SPENDS FOREVER ON THE RIGHT SIDE! So I have a flexible side and a tight side now... I've seen it before. It goes from a happy emoticon with its mouth open and arms flailing to this: or something similar after passing from left to right through a box that says [Link]. I tried searching for it for a while but I can't seem to find it. I cannot fully express how happy I am that my iPad was in portrait mode and alien blue was set to standard view so the image was not fit to screen, allowing me to nope the fuck out with my retinas intact. > I'll keep her nice and maintained. (whispers) No one is going to hurt my baby. ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I better not catch you sleeping, peeing, eating, or jerkin it ITT : India & Pakistan lovestory going strong. I've never heard that before, but it makes so much sense...are you Hod? Makes me feel so hungry Just don't. It's just the same as any other match...minus a 15 min wait Uhm... I didn't thought people would actually think I was being serious ┬─┬ノ( ノ) **_ /** What album? I don't recall such a thing ever happening Now that I think about it we have been URFless for almost a year now. I love you guys, I really do. I'm waiting for my bed meds to kick in, but I love doing the daily/nightly. My NSFW answer would be normally having lots and bunches of sexy tiems, but this year I'm pretty much single. Would ಠ_ಠ But what's the song though... Hipster glasses? No home for you Sounds like something a rapist would say so you are Toby Melville of Reuters? ( ) I just checked. Jean-Luc, BLOW UP THE DAMN SHIP! "that can be used to fill two holes..." What if the sharks missed the playoffs and won the McDavid sweepstakes? Only can jam eh, what an unfortunate situation. Dude You're taking this way too far... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Who? Now that there's oxygen, we need FIRES > Oh man, first Evo steals a whole bunch of BTC and then I come to find this motherfucker is stealing my past comments word for word. I paid for this app and I don't want ads. I want a refund and I'll find something else. Oh mine's fucked over. I had SMU in the finals t( t) is not bad for flipping the bird. If I start chatting to the guy in the next urinal I get a *very* disapproving inb4 no bans Kitten burgers OC? On /r/funny? WHAT He wasn't supposed to finish that . Pbg you need to do a hardcore. Oh no this is MUCH more sane I don't see any writing being done. Newest patch/update broke the game further? Better release an Easter Egg and probably some Battlepacks soon to distract the masses! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Why isn't this world wide Chance the dude at it again. The lines on that are terrible ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Holy shit, that is literally Brianna and Anita Everyone likes different things. That's what makes us all unique. But thanx. Tällä viikolla juuri sain kirjeen kertausharjoitukseiin I originally paid for this app. And now there are going to be adverts instead of much needed improvements? Screw this, I'm looking for a new app for which I will happily pay. ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Am I the only one that sees little sphincters in the middle of the bullet What are you guys talking about?? ' ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠ Never let her go ლ( ლ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) The board in the graphic is set up wrong. This is stealth advertisement isn't it I tend to have a face of much more shock. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) "Soccer jerseys" /facepalm ┬─┬ノ( ノ) give him a break. if we call it football to other canadian/americans (which it should be..) pretty much everyone hits you with the and immediately assumes you're a shithead. That facial expression of hers implies she's taking it in the ass but she's fully armored and no one's behind her.. we are losing but at leasts our coach doesn't have weird hair. ( ) Me choca que critique a Peña, ya dejenlo trabajar!. él sí chambea Yeah I wont do that, and hope no one does that! I wasn't aware there was a joke in place what's the worst that can happen? Same here. I started watching competitive matches after learning about d2l. now I bet and watch games everyday. I sweat and almost had a heart attack while doing it. it is so addictive I can't get off of it... and my grades dropped . Huh. And circumcision won't? Yikes! I only pee in the sink. Saves water. 'Had'.... Please no ads Well you have some theoretical vaporizing ray and I have guns, so good luck with that plan. Nice i'm in the valley. So Cali represent . I should express the fact that I don't actually audibly call him out or anything, I'm not that big of a dick: I usually mouth it to him when I get his attention, or just give him the look, you know the look. Grew up in CA too, and one of my earliest "...this fuckin' church ..." memories is watching/talking to kids out a slightly opened window on a Sunday, while they were all playing at a neighborhood friends and family BBQ (...you know, as children freaking should on their weekends) and them asking me to come outside and not understanding why i couldn't. My mom was napping, dad was at some bishopric stuff and there I was at age like 4/5 looking longingly and resentfully out the window at my friends splashing around at a pool party and eating hot dogs and I wasn't allowed to attend such an *actually* wholesome activity (....and some seeds of cognitive dissonance were planted....) So they just sit around full of water ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) 3 kids? I wonder if they had to wait on hold for 10 hours to get the candy or if they signed up to be called later and received a call a week later Yeah I remember seeing it. Reposting in less than a month # WHY DOES NEWEGG NOT SHIP TO EUROPE?! ლ( ლ) I'm a Christian too. I was just letting him know Gods word comes before anything Country Took me a second to grasp what you meant. This rain would not be helping ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Saved for...later...ಠ_ಠ Thanks for the link I also paid for the app. Would like to not see ads. I hope your husband realizes how penis-shaped his head is. ( ) ༼ つ ༽つ ▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一 Steal it, losing your job is worth it ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I read "rubella"as "Nutella" and thought I'd click for some interesting zenra stuff. I have problems. 吸うとき邪魔なので乳首ピアスはやめてほしい Damn it, I already got the belkin adaptor. This was $50 at Best Buy ( ) (Also, I' in the U.S) What sort of video/audio quality difference is there between HDMI and DVI-I? I can confirm this, Frequently spawn in the big APC thing and get pit maneuvered into a tree by a dirt bike. ( ) Its tail... And queue the times still take forever Usually an end of lifetime experience too! I'd cop....if I I could read the damn website I was just feeling great about my constant working out for 4 months and the gains I have made and then I see this. "Promposal"? ಠ_ಠ Down aVilod For Down Syndrome Wasn't Hampton beating them early on too? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) wow jake'upಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ >wow jake'upಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I don't rejoice at the sight if it's taken while driving She should just convert and get it over with. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Why do you care so much? How do you do that so fast.. Holy shit, I didn't believe you. Holy. Shit. Wat Sleepy, not sleeping! Holy shit I just laughed way too hard at that. Damn that was hot......ಠ_ಠ Like an idiot I put it off and forgot about it. Irv's is a competitor of mine on another front. Hasn't met a MAPP they couldn't break, or a photo they couldn't steal. We love dinosaurs down here, that stupidity came from the Midwest He also seems to target monsters when they've hit him. Which is pretty cool. Got him to finish a guild quest Oroshi Kirin for me that way. He then proceeded to eat it as I tried to carve Oh boy that last shot looked awfully familiar Then again, people shouldn't treat those that are circumcised as torture victims. It's a little insensitive. Downvote me if you want, hivemind, but To the front page with an upvote, PM_ME_PICS_OF_DONKEY_SHIT, AND MY AXE! LOTR? Virginity Level: gerafe. As a 'murican, I can confirm this. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ I hope this choreo is temporary. Some parts are just........ Last night I plucked a hair from my chin so thick I bled. The newest one looks great, a sleeping cute girl I've been looking for a used starter motorcycle around town and comparing prices to Vancouver. I find the prices a couple of hundred dollars or less on the mainland. Obviously car prices would also be lower on the mainland if you can get away. Vancouver island prices . Damn those stats tho One does not simply turn off the WiFi router. Wasn't sorftcore? What hard core are we talking here? The fuck did I just watch > So... how do you keep someone out of your house then? Yesterday, I ran around The Batte Resort 36 times in a mach bike waitng for my dragonite to breed with my totodile, I then realised that they were both male. We ain't the best versed in grammar, you're probably right. The only *nice* car we got is a '72 SS coupe, it's in rubbish shape and needs fixing, but thing is a beauty. I've got an absolute bus of a silverado, but I've always wanted an old Monte Carlo from the early 70s This is terrible advice. That's great, Buddy. When that happens, I just try to shave off a few unnecessary words or even.... resort to slang Okay, I can get that Tlink went flying because of a momentum glitch...but why the hell did it deal over 100% damage? Pulls Smalling down then has to be held back by his own fans ( ) Not you again! ( ) Not you again! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Yes. Same. I value the opinion of men and women. But sometimes I just want to read and interact with other women on reddit. I think if a guy wants the same thing and just wants to talk to guys that's totally fine. I wish there was a subreddit that was just for girls and wasn't a default. I think you can even make subreddit private, although I've never been invited to one I think that's a cool idea to get away from the type of people OP is describing. It's frustrating reading what has happened to this sub. I was a lurker for about a year before I decided to join and by the time I got here I felt too intimidated to post in TwoX because the fact that it's default. It's just frustrating seeing a women's sub overran by "well why don't you talk about men's problems, huh?!" I don't know how many times I've complained to HiRez about this and it needs to be fixed now. It messes up the flow of the game and can sometimes even decide a game. There maybe a few bugs that I think are happening. The only plausible bug I can think of is that the execute marker is displaying and bugging at too high of a hp threshold, TL;DR: maybe the graphic for the execute is bugged = wtf hirez y game broken, gg no execute. The snake... ate a cow?! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Well, just try and hold on to your love of Korra. Because it's not going to last for long as you being your journey in exploring the medium of anime. xD Then again, there are a lot of crap and out there, so tread lightly. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) > ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╮°-°)╮┳━━┳ ( ╯°□°)╯ ┻━━┻ ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o) Noooooo! I've been grinding my teeth in my sleep thanks to stress... both my dentist and my SO are like "gurllll, get on that mouth guard life ASAP." Sadly my insurance doesn't cover it so I have to pay like $400+ out of pocket. Do you know how many sheet masks that is?! > < [&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ](#please "This seems like a good place to try this out") > > > > > Lol. In case you're not kidding, Kannada is a language spoken in the Indian state of Karnataka. In fact it's the language used to make this symbol: God damn it UK. God damn it UK. Please, it's an iPhone "6". You'll have to wait till at least iPhone 10 before it'll be able to fly. Take that Columbia cartel Btw, you moderate WHAT sub? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) It's ridiculous that I was at the event where Cain last fought in fucking 2013 "Cook should pay rent for all of those corner deliveries" That 07/08 year tho Wat??? Dat doet toch niemand!? Wie zou dat nou riskeren ( ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) He name means "mother" in Arabic, too. ( ) "perfectly" ... /r/mildlyinfuriating I'll try that in the next two weeks and see what happens. But the problem i see is that she brings her lunch to work, and I don't think a weekend rendezvous for lunch might work, but it's worth a shot regardless, and way better than what's going on now. If anything I'll keep it updated as it goes. It's focused on her ear instead of her eyes You find "hard wood" under your girlfriends carpet? God dammit /u/BorchNugget. Get your shit together man Goddammit stairs! (┛ )┛彡┻━┻ I have that keyboard What's wrong with bowspam Why do people always mention you and you always reply Its the old colors then transitioned to the new colors! Yes that is what he is saying and he is right, why do you think The Westboro Baptist Church exists.... What school do you go to ? Tell that to Bostick I mean, they're over-due for a change, but... What? Go Shockers "Some bullshit backwater country" time for the talk? How sadly? Do not go alone, bring gear (flash lights, digital recorders), be respectful! The others have given you sound advice. UPGRADE YOUR MOTHERBOARD But....they're genderless.... \ .-. / ಠ_ಠ the both of us. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) They only carry teams I like I see what you did there. Refund WOAH BIG SPOILER ON THE THUMBNAIL. MARK THAT SHIT AS NSFW. THINK OF THE PEOPLE WHO DONT WANT TO BE SPOILED, BUDDY. We're looking at you Sugarloaf Oh my god. The dubbed in baby noises. It seems you don't even care what we think about the ads. You keep asking, and always is the same answer ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^...^I^don't^believe^you^... I got your point...i guess ( ) No points awarded. The correct response is: Mine did the same thing! ^Even ^when ^it ^was ^a ^glass ^of ^my ^scotch. ^ Is that thing on the right a bucket of popcorn? That's fucking huge. And the sign on the left show that huge ass soda + the popcorn for 2 dollars?!? Holy shit. that's cheap and goddamn huge. I see what you did there Really? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Same here . "Sena owns city" Tagged as " " They did that at my school too, but nope, with juicetin beaver. Shark week hit me on Friday (same day my SO flies home from work for the weekend, yay me), and I was txting him about how bloated I was feeling, he responded with "why did you eat too much?"....no honey, it just happens. Then he hugged me when he got here and went "woah you *are* bloated!". Boys... > ~~ That's amazing, if only there was some way to record the sound of the explosion and play it back simultaneously with the video... -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) she is not feeling anything at all.......... ( ) If all your getting is not fired, you're just a volunteer. You earn money in most jobs この機能マジウザい ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) What has this world become????? Mewtwo ノ( ノ) So the ' ' aren't doing it for ya anymore eh? Brought in the big guns now have we! This video is not available in germany. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Not only that, but there doesn't seem to be much in the way of sources to back these claims. Don't see anything sited from the FDA or the Paediatric Society he's affiliated with either Stop giving them ideas Btw I just realised… The first screenshot on that page Vex Mythoclast is **always** full-auto My only advice is lift when you *need* to. I had a lot of issues that made me absolutely miserable with my second pregnancy My husband had to come to most, if not all, my OB appointments because I had a very hard time moving after my toddler. In fact I still, at 8 weeks PP, feel like I'm recovering from all the 'damage' my second did :/ Stay away from the internet regarding milestones. They are fracking inaccurate and only make you worry more than you should ಠ_ಠ My daughter didn't really talk until, and still only parrots, at 2. She doesn't hold conversations like an adult, but knows lots of words now, and I don't doubt those websites would be telling me she *should be*. Ummm, no. Kids develop differently. They are not all made from the same cookie cutter thank you very much! It pisses me off when I see parents rushing their kids off to a speech therapist at all of 12 months old. Unless they're complete mutes, I don't see the need for intervention that early on /\(ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ)/\ Scare you away with a spider He's the friend's grandad, right? I would have went with *Ah Gong* and get the stare back at me. 4.5 million people in Ireland and it's been a *long* time since any of our teams qualified for a European competition (except Rovers, but fuck Rovers, dunno how they managed to qualify and then get stomped by everyone) You can't just drop this and leave without a link to the show ^^^unless ^^^you ^^^are ^^^just ^^^making ^^^fun ^^^of ^^^us ^^^ ASU *and* a sailor? You should not be alive after this The girl knick-named "Dago"... /u/windurr - I was caught whistling it again. Nice work. 2 Bad puns in one comment ლ( ლ) *throws money bags * what the hell. Your husband know about this? Where's it all going Unforgivable! I have plans. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠ idk what even happened but get my pitchfork ಠ_ಠ planets face each other ಠ_ಠ love is made Yes there is. I paid for this ᕕ( )ᕗ SPI? I bet I've seen you before Yes.. ? Well they cloned ripely in resurrection, who's to say the Ripley in 3 wasn't some sort of clone...? Got dat Maximus impact VI. In all seriousness I switched to matx so if you need that board I'd prob let it go for 130 shipped. Hi can I lose weight instead without cal, counting? I have done it in he past and hated it and given up. I am on day 43 of P90X3, eating mostly healthy, but i'm 14 so I eat whatever my mom makes for dinner and eat a lot of fruits and veggies IS THAT GOOD ENOUGH? "Hot dog" Are you trying to imply that Catman is not the dopest DC character? I don't have to worry about my health since I do athletics a lot and I have friends outside of anime. The only real concern is my schooling [college] well, now i'm getting (ಠ_ಠ) ... ( )ノ-■-■... (-■_■) Ps4 btw and they were both submitted by the same guy I happen to find UK measurement, which is a mishmash of both metric and Imperial, even more of a mess. A Briton I spoke to recently said she *liked* the variety and diversity of units they used. According to reports from Feb of this year (2015), it depends on who made the report which city is the most expensive to live in. I've just come across 5 different things showing 5 different cities being the most expensive place to live compiled from this year verifying those sources with the most recent data... ( ) Yup, just make you or your SO change religions and you can have all the freedom you want, right? I think it's that ಠ_ಠ from the ಠ_ಠlizard -forums. Monahan scores all 7 gets 36 Nuh nah nuh nah Family Guy. Yeah, you try and not hear that shit in your head. Yeah, he'll mean to keep up the effort, but.... No... Somebody is in game Did u add me tho ? Psn in flair ? ** ** $1,000 monitor and only a 1 year warranty I think I see some poop. Are you Gestube form the forums? ( ) Just posting to confirm i sent the egg Plus, he's an *illegal immigrant* I'm pretty sure he wants a bootlogo simply to be white with the black Apple logo like 64-bit devices Wait are you the guy from the Whoever-types-" "-is-smelly-and-stupid forums?   ̔( )̕ Im sure you've felt every part of your body unless you was born a nun Along with some really embarrassing porn. Will people please stop with this headmates shit that they just make up? I actually have DID. It isn't fun. It isn't cute. It is painful, confusing, and debilitating. And it's looked at as ridiculous enough as it is. I have a hard time finding therapists and psychiatrists who even believe in my disorder. This shit just makes it worse. ^(*checks box Strongly agree*) Awesome! That was confusing. Apperantly Montreal is in the Atlantic Ocean! At least he is not going to the bouncy castle.. Right there with you, brother. Yellow Power Ranger. It's not the first time they do an "interspecies match", but every time they do, it offends me for some reason (and I'm a man). Way to "Give Divas a Chance"! Same here I've seen all of them. Done ! Done ! thx So I take it you're into Thai massage... It makes sense its a pretty good theory~ oh my Looks like somebody forgot the Alamo. Done thx GOD DAMN!!! I NEED EYE BLEACH!! What the fuck was she touching with her fingers?? Was that... Was that her vagina?? I was thinking exactly thatಠ_ಠ I get stuck in my head more time than expected instead of immediately sleeping So we meet again Wanna see shit leak You know that was a metaphor, right? She didn't literally mean she was going to become a puppet, it was an allegory for how she won't be able to control he emotions. I mostly experience it online, in real life people hated me for being brown skinned and idiots call me a mexican (this was in middle school where my school was somewhat majority white). Holy fucking hell, really. Thanks (っ )っ *gratitude* ( ) That uber pimp cut my rate 60% from when I started. Med courier 5$ a drop recruiter said around 25$/hr. It nets gross ~300 a wk on call Monday through Friday 2x a day. Contracted work must own and operate and supply own vehicle. And my third job is super secret and we dumb for not decriminalizing federally ;).... I broke because 68k student loan at 6.75% compounding interest amounts to 4 grand in interest and while only 1-2k is reduced from the principal amount per year or roughly ~25-30% of my gross income per year since graduating in 2011 BS Biochemistry; and sadly my income not at a level for a refinance through a credit union. Or at level to aggressively pay it down. Literally my money works against me that hard every moment I rest and not work. That negative friction makes it pretty hard to move ahead. Been stagnant for years now and sad that's life. Literally high school drop outs waiting tables since they were 18 are doing better than me. I shouldn't have gone to college it's not for everyone 4 time champ is under the radar? Hmmmm ok i read that as friend's dick... Maybe you should have gotten out of your car to go get the food rather than sit around in a spot and basically say "well, I guess we are just getting cold food now." I was pissed he didn't get his name... 90 degree entries into highways are totally dangerous Oh I KNOW you didn't just talk shit about Dragonforce... DEMACIA Definitely! Had to repost because bot's deleted last one, I think because I capitalized OC.... Read DM as Dungeon Master. Too many games, too many acronyms.... Can't tell is sarcastic or not. Some of us happen to *like* maintenance! Would be interesting if it was and how it got there. Especially since we have forced air heating. ".org" ( ) I am 100% dead serious about the need to have an internet in the zombie apocalypse, mister 0110 1100110011000101001110010 01110010001111010010 0110 01100110010 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 0110110100 11001011001 1001101100001100111011100111 011011100100!?? 0110100001110100111111010 110001001111000 no we aren't using a swastika for Adolfs birthday So jesus caused the landslide just to show his face and prove he exists. Gee thanks for the landslide asshole. Coulda done without that What's the deal with the outlines? And Chris Conte Unfortunately my roommate's cat does that... (the screaming and scratching) All that and you make the to/too mistake? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) The lack of liquid worship is disturbing... Wow. Downvoted/called a neckbeard for appreciating levity. Bunch of savages in this town. Yes, that does require a certain amount of 'shrooms to be truly enjoyable... All I see is 12 stick pictures of houses. Absolutely look into the collection *Welcome to the Monkey House* by Kurt Vonnegut. There's maybe either 10 or 25 stories, can't remember ( ), some are dark, some are light hearted, some are better than others, all often fairly satirical, but there are several that you absolutely must read. I highly recommend it. Those video tags Well then go find some goddamn content ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ^) Way to kill the vibe... I feel like the youtube icons may need to show a little bit less of Brady's hand...I am ninety percent sure the person sitting beside me thinks I have a glove fetish. ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Me and my gf paid for both the ipad and iphone paid versions. Are we going to get refunds because we definately didn't pay for ads Beneath all those skins, Kassadin buffs I could only imagine the amount of stains found at the Sybaris 収入や生活の質にも関係してくるんだろうけど、炭酸飲料を必要としない生活が出来るならはじめから飲まないよね Wdoh ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ 😍 ( ) Don't you even... ...and ` `? Rumor is the writers plan on making Season 7 the last Season Yeah, shitty broken up black nail polish. Totally a chick... Ako din =\ 3am natulog nagising ng 7:30am..is it just me or mahirap ba talagang matulog in one bed with your SO? Yung kumot ko kasi inangkin na niya As one who has been in that situation: Wow! I never expected to see my name on Reddit AND as a pet's name.. Text isn't clear. I should have added ლ( ლ) Why must people be karma whores. "Hmmmm, I wonder how radial disarm would affect a manic?" *howling laughter changes to minorly disturbing snickers* "Well that sure was f*king helpful now wasn't it!" Instructions unclear, removing pants. Just pause your time in X3 and go swimming if possible. Ice, ibuprofen, sleep and you'll be fine very soon. I have rolled my ankle a few times ( ) Yay Red Deer... It's unpleasant for me! Just because they're nice and perky doesn't mean it's fine for them to flashed upon the screens of old men 18 year old former pothead..... Mas como inmigrantes chinos después de la conquista Didn't load, severely disappointed So do the others who up voted you Another LOLJK? Back in my day, shields carried bags... is OP into beastiality? Incorrect, he said no homo. But is he gay tho? so panda cunnilingus? 2/10 troll Wish I had the .gif of Ron Paul right now. ( ) You made me imagine jockstrap physics...... ( ) I'm slightly disturbed by the idea of sexual attraction to actual animals ( ) At least four times. Twice for each cheek. And I'm being conservative. I was really disappointed to see only one post on this sub. **What are these?** *^ * ┬─┬ノ( ノ) HardOn 福島関連も臭いものには蓋だしね… If you was to play on a Nintendo console, does that mean you play your dad? ... ಠ‿ಠ Don't you have an exam soon? I would like to go but having exams bro Then why do I only have 1 upvote? ( ) I can make you go from zero to tears in 0.3 seconds. ** ** Taking selfies while driving Which of these is incorrect? O_o je... j... je comprend pas... pourquoi?! 中国に皇太子がいたら結婚して日中関係改善できたかもな As an Indian, not sure if Oh I just *love* when employees complain to management that their mp3's & family photos are gone. ( ) Was that sarcasm? I'm confused LOL What I don't get it... ooooh waiiiiiit... ロシア人はみんなウォッカ持ってるからそれ使えばどうにかなるだろ？ Don't worry, you have Bloodcrazed Neonate to make up for it. Kind of amazing the amount of people here who can gather the exact words, and more importantly, the exact mood of a dialogue between two person based solely on one side of the conversation! I procrastinate on school work by producing music. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Maybe they changed their policy? Or maybe they're selective as to whom to let take hot water. It was the *relatively* old lady working there who told me that. 大人の笑いだね ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Yup. Better to not have any discussion. Same in WA. We get what we pay for Wait why is BJP handling McDonalds ? Indeed Holy mother of god Salty ice cream....mmmmm oh god why If you have Alien Blue, when submitting a comment, click on the arrow at the top, and swipe to the left. It should be there. IMPORTANT QUESTION: Who pays to hunt down the renters and beat them unconscious? The seller, or you? One of my friends has a cloak that is really just the hood. It's like the starter cloak but it has a hood. I am so jealous of that thing. I don't know where it he got it but I want it badly. I have even tried buying low level cloaks from the cryptard to try and get it. No luck. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) Buy a used copier for cash, and dont register it.. After seeing her who wouldn't. ( ) Deal I'm getting Van Halen- Jump feels in that break that starts at 1:30. Also some Billy Joel- My life. Thanks for rubbing it in my face "Several." Remember folks, it's important that you connect to your *digital HD* antenna, and not your regular old TV antenna, because both are only designed to tune in the same frequencies. That hand...it's Oshino, isn't it? "philipinies" "Punished" is the word. How about the fact Reddit thinks that notifications of thread post updates is so nonessential that they charge for it in the form of reddit gold, and RES removed the feature out of some creepy sycophantic respect. If notification of new incoming messages is so nonessential, I'd like to see a list of any messaging apps ever made that lacks it. __ __ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) There you go, hyperbole again ( ) You're 5 months old on here?! OHHHHHH YEAAHHHH! You do not provide enough information to troubleshoot. Im more corncerned about reese being a sea serpent, seriously it doesnt even have scales or fins, yet it is a sea serpent ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Whoever wrote that note had better end up having an unpleasant night of their own ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Now is not the right time. I'm 32 and hoping I can push past 6' finally. Well that settles that, I can't play NDS with no touchscreen! CALLING JORDIE BENN THIS IS A GAME OF UNCONVENTIONAL GOAL SCORERS ITS YOUR TIME TO SHINE Hahaha. That's so... interesting! Stereotype... You said it Think of all the karma My backup plan was to go all breaking bad and hang my chemical engineering degree in my "lab" What I'm trying to say is that there is no shame in doing something other than engineering. Most engineers migrate to management eventually and don't do engineering anyway. All your degree is is a license to learn so go out and learn whatever you feel like learning and don't miss opportunities just because they aren't strictly engineering. 仕事してたらクビになるな Definitely fake -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) They're not. Source: my bathroom ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Ok maybe I'm missing something but I can't figure out how to pm ppl You're out of time. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Damn that hit sent that ogre flying. What level are you? When I hit guys they just get mad. Thanks, it's not like it's on the top of the sub and sidebar -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) > The hell did I just read I'd give up chili for the rest of my life for just one opportunity to punch that stick figure in the face Lets just say... that I'm black. ⚡ ⚡ Misread and thout you had written babies Lol, I can just imagine how the conversation goes. The problem is in your attic...followed by awkward silence due to technician's obvious inability to fit in attic... Customers reaction   No! Bad Redditor, baaad Redditor... Ya. All your idea. Why did you set that fire OP Haha you dick. Sure that is what they are technically, but only a blind man would actually call that mustard yellow, gold. Same applies to the college teams who go around claiming they are "x & gold." That shit is yellow. I literally logged here to post about that 1649 notifications are you Barack Obama doing an AMA or what Yesterday he was mic spamming command channel so he could hit on some chick in command To be fair, those downvotes are all by fucking grandpas who somehow understand how to surf reddit, because that was NOT a 90's movie... We had evolved a little more by then ... ⚡ ⚡ Guardian downed 3: healing symbol. Guardian greatsword 3: leap. I've killed myself too many times to even count... Either by jumping off a cliff or launching myself right into a pack of mobs/a boss. those last few sentences.... David Koch also supports *NOVA*, PBS' premier science show. I question his decision making ability. Jesus Christ FINALLY Your landlord draws the same kind of smiley face as me! I don't find it as offensive as tampons Why are there so many cameras in that exam room? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Look who's talking ( ) Yes ... you monster ┬─┬ノ( ノ) They were Eneloop batteries. That's probably the smartest way. I prefer cardinal directions but that runs the risk of arguing over whether to use true north or count Bahamut as north...while trying to dodge divebombs. "My father," the word seems kind of strange to attach to a person now, "is interested in getting to know me. Although I'm not sure what the rest of the clan thinks or where I'll live." She shrugs at that and then is kind of at the mention of merciless killings and crazy preachings. "Well, I'm not part of some creepy *cult*, if that's what you're asking. I followed some instructions in my mother's medical texts and changed my whole body!" she adds chirpily, because that's just so much less creepy somehow? filthy casual Nice paint scheme, awesome pit crew, and an axle that's clearly not DeWalt strong... ( ) Hahaha If I saw "2 Minutes" my reaction would be "Really? " I think it'd be a more important question to ask if he packed it are you a wizard? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I think that's the best of both worlds! Either long episodes, or if the champ is too hard (I'm looking at you Twitch ) release a two part episode so we don't wait for weeks until the next episode. Good idea :) 30 september 2015 WAT? His face after reading it Just finished Avatar The Last Airbender and now I come back to this...just f*cking splendid ( ) Blasphemy! The amount of dankness in these memes is ^too ^^damn ^^^high ^^^^ Thanks! You and my housemate are like the same person... States where gators are legal as pets. There is something wrong with that sentence. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Really? Even though it was in the context of humor/griping? And it was just her hand. I love living in San Francisco. Every day I drive up Turk from Market St. and I don't see a naked guy taking a shit in the street is a gift. Bless this day. When did you start with the replies? I've never actually seen you reply with anything else, come to think of it. Totally agree. Pool? Seriously? Seriously!? Nope, not smiling. Will not smile...don't look at me! Caterpillar? *( ) intensifies* Shitty jokes not allowed I guess. ( ) INB4 They're your neighbours ( ) It's that flair. lol Her ( ) You! It *was* you! except in the changing room and shower Why is it not in stereo A decade? ** ** Sorry to burst your bubble, but he said **5$ more** Anchorage isn't the state capital. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Choking hazard Same here. Setup takes 15 mins for DE and base to install, then 10 more for Chrome and Spotify to compress ┌∩┐( )┌∩┐ Uhhhh You know, I misread that as, "here's how they get off on it" (which is clearly why he did this). Still clicked. Its like the arrow but reverse I'm talking new-ish cabinets that the flippers *ruin* with cabinet hardware Nice work..but, am I the only one who absolutely hates this angle? No matter how hot the action is, there's still some dudes hairy asshole bouncing up and down in the middle of the screen. Can confirm. Have box of fruit my pebbles and a box of store brand. Store brand is way better. Then I would suggest you pick the 13"rMBP. It's portable, light and not that expensive as the 15" is. This is almost the exact opposite of what was intended by the statement... It's more like a sincere "Sister who is a god"... My attempt of a translation isn't much better but if I was getting paid for it I would at least try a bit harder than that... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Markiplier popularized Five Nights at Freddy's. A fandom now filled primarily with ten-year-olds. I'd say he did some damage Pedophile. gross. ( ) Didn't care for this. Felt fake. Thanks for sharing! No, we do not It's not funny cause it's true The ol' *pee-pee peek-a-boo* Gotta love ol' Crazyeyes Marry-the-gay-out-of-him Bachmann. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That better not be a blue/green And yet, not one mention of Laredo Taqueria! Driving to work yesterday I was passing a car cruising just under the speed limit in the passing lane ( ) when it started to drift into my lane. As I swerved around it I look over to see some twit who doesn't look older than 17 staring down at the phone she is using both hands to operate 凸ಠ益ಠ)凸 ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) When you put things this way...... Now it makes sense ┬─┬ノ( ノ) And now your stuffed bear is all alone, abandoned and unloved, you cheat. That comma Not only are your calling it 90mph tape, you also call it duck instead of duct tape. 2 is not enough ( ) Are you *trying* to make us feel older?! Weird shit like this is hilarious to me . . . until I realize that someone actually took time to create it. Would you mind leaving the name or buying link for the backpack? I love it very much. Thanks # #ლ( ლ) That everyone have apparently fucked with OP's mom FrOm emi: I'm going to pretend you're talking to your downvoter, and not, you know, replying to the guy who started the thread, Carissa. And *now* you will be the first to die OP and you've endangered us all! Great measuring cups! They're glass, right? Good find on the teacups, too. My local GW was trying to charge $6 apiece for those. I shouldn't be laughing this hard You're not helping! *Jealousy intensifies* I really hope that's Jesus's knee holding her up... Challenge accepted > > Why does he always have the face Now i'm smelling ghost bacon Thanks a lot /u/wild_n_free lol yah. Paris Hilton wins because people are talking about her. If you don't like something don't look at it. If you read something you find offensive don't read it. If you don't want to see Paris Hilton on those one's and two's at da Fest don't watch her performance. This ladies and gentlemen is the pussification of America at it's finest. #endrant "Tiny titless teen" ( ) Heyyyy you're in my time zone Stephanie Meyer #4 i dont even want to know what a spider fetishist like you is going to do with that Only when I'm batman at night When my dad heard the* news he said "oh he had depression? Then he can go fuck himself"... Dad, I've had depression and you know it ( ) Hou Yi be like Blizz should just make this song an option like a card back..... I'm sorry, they said what? Boy, have I ever. ( ) Is there any reason for this? Lost without it ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You look like someone I know........... I pulled a kem "River run?" ┬─┬ノ( ノ) | )) ( ) (( | What is this subreddit? >I'll try my best to respond to all serious ( ) questions Same here. And I made up my mind to go with the MF840 model while maxing out the ram. Plus I would do programming stuff. So I suppose my work load is heavier than you guys, I still choose the stock i5. Good boy points? No goals that period, must have been a defensive effort, not a lot of chances Haha, what? Why are they so big and goofy? I know how you meant it, juan. redditor for 3 hrs?? You just want to see us naked ...when your legs are splayed like a frog's because there's no room or range of motion for them to do anything else. Also probably weighted down by fat and lymph and all. RACIST! How are you able to talk m8? We use our mouths. Bears are people too # No problem. I'm in the same boat; I want my freaking Black Moa. I sent them a ticket and got a response akin to, "We know and we're working on it" Meh :-/. H...how does that even work? The hell is wrong with your faces If only they would release it for pc. ( ) I had 31 messages half were spam and the other half were people that wanted to buy tickets I was posting on a ticket exchange page. I remembered complaining to my family about not being able to get rid of them. Little e big B god damnit But you should into a penis? Why is it even called a blowjob. Nothing makes sense anymore. ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^ How the fuck I have you tagged as "replies to self". I'm watching you That's an 8 pinter, easy I'd rather be a mysologsts than a filthy casual Except the divergent movie has a Christian agenda. The evil smart people out to eliminate the humble with their science. -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Just checked mine and it has 12.55GB Seems like some flashing gone wrong since I have a 32GB model. Going to need to dig into it. Dood I wondered what happened. It's was mad out there tonight lots of players calling out scammers. Other players thinking they could ask for the world for a 3000 card. Oh. My. God. Uh. What did you do with the $$$ I already spent on the iPad and iPhone apps? $76.6 million with over 854,000 citizens and counting! 7 Holy shit, what did they do!?!??!! Did^they^rejected^your^works We bought this app this app for no ads it's as simple as that. If you introduce ads we'll just find another ad free app. That's why we PAID YOU. No ads! OP!!! And here I was thinking of reasons why I don't need the MG RB-79K sitting in my shopping cart /r/ Looks like he already came... How did linus change his gender so fast ?! You...have magical upvote powers! What in fresh hell Selinakyle999 add me Yeah you've got to watch some of those concrete guys lol The lazy ones will just splash a bucket of water on the mix Ahahahahahaha Yeah, figured as much. But still had hope Thanks. Now I'm doubting my sympathy for the world. I laughed. Then sighed. Then laughed again. Seesh. But...I like...( )... Weird Videos set to private. I this. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Cálcio in portuguese means Calcium Looks like a fat suit filled with cottage cheese. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I also had a bad experience with hot glue! Luckily not under my nail though eurghhh. I was sticking fake flowers to a ring of floral wire/some other material to make something for Halloween. I was so happy sitting on my floor being productive so of course something had to go wrong My husband and I joke about this all the time. He regularly vetoes my ideas and then magically comes up with a new great idea a few weeks later that is the same thing I initially suggested. 75mb gif 6 seconds of motion. Talk about using the wrong transmission method. Fuuuuuucking creepy... He's in a clan go do that on global. *Another one*? Can someone explain this? This is happening to me, I thought it was just my router ಠ_ಠ I know You aren't.... stupid bird. Only 1.7% on the profanity score? Im so disappointed now I am an Airtel customer. The kind of service they provide in places are pathetic. I switched from their poor data services to another vender. Trai should first make sure that good quality service is provided on existing services before imposing any rules. pff, didn't you listen? I said I wasn't a kitten. You mean you marked it, Wong? OP is a bundle of sticks Did he just score a non-tap-in? Towns hooks Auguste, foul on Auguste. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) The only time I think Blitz is OP is when I get stuck with a dingus bot-lane partner that seems to get pulled *every single time* he throws a hook. ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( ) Why would you want to kill the one true love I don't know if I should trust you Ha ha! Yea! ......... I think he missed.... i hate it when that happens.... ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ I was at the game and it was hilarious. It kind of just kept going. Started off in the 300s, went around then hit the 200s went around then hit the 100s and just when you thought it was going to be over... it came back around ( ) You don't say. Tie your shoe the next time ( ) Be careful where you use your huns. Taco Bell splash back Apparently there is a 48% chance that I am a horse. What kind of porn do you watch? Someone is at the door and he's looking to see who it is. Your mother sat on you Even better than rookie MKG ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) What in the living fuck are you all talking about They feel like intros to flash games Kid be all like ^/s ノ( ノ) I think you dropped this. Monroe isn't the Grimm Ciara It's pretty amazing. What's the favorite civ to play? Don't encourage them. dual titan x and yet you settled for the m50s ( ) Yef, im pretty fure, your the only one who likef that sont. if some day muslims take over the world, i will be tortured, then nursed back to health then tortured again for eternity for what i've done on the internets, roflmao She baked it in her oven. In Mexico I call it pollo, mona, ┬─┬ノ( ノ) With my camera lens yes I'm here all day you seductive pillow you I was going by the wood whisperer's video, #146. He brings the blade up through the middle of the sled before attaching the fences. Shoulda watched norm's too. Blee**c**ker. (╯ ）╯↷ ┻┻ She's gonna *eat* that dick, if you know what I mean lol........... Those HFP wheels look great with the red. Mucho me gusta. This. (Though I think I feel that way about all aww posts that use phrases like "every day she xyz" or "whenever I xyz" #ItsAMemeHere -_- Too.. many.... bugs! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) How are these ads minimally invasive when I see them every tenth post? 凸( )凸 These threads with people having relationship issues involving different sex drives are always really sad :/. My first bf had a much different sex drive than me and I remember a lot of the pain and frustration. (Although it turned out he actually just wasn't attracted to me ) I swear 80% of these guys look related. There are "stubborn" girls in my freezer Yeah, I read his description before reading his age and I'm wondering how much older than his matches he wants to be... I... Hum... What ( ) 凸( )凸 *Neopians and their NP and free time* My girlfriend at the time was so upset about the Red Wedding she told me what happened (I was on book 2) . So many fucking penalties ( )╭∩╮ I'm not going to be able to unsee that now for Protoss. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Gross I love how reff Dave Jackson just says "Hey, George " like he's telling his kid to cut it out. ** ** Your explanation + that chart was so helpful in explaining the difference between AHA and BHA. For some reason I was completely blanking out about the differences this morning, and reddit search wasn't helping me at all but I was too scurred to ask such a simple question ; Since MSU won today, the dagger was pushed farther into my heart and twisted. I feel like Juliet Buick but remember **this is not a marketplace**...so please no one kill a racoon for gold okay? Well he sure looks the part.. What am I looking... WTF?! Was expecting that.. ladder match is first? We're flying home from our school's senior trip tomorrow, and this is the second thing today I've seen about plane crashes on Reddit... Bunny, c'mon man. Turn off the script I wouldn't trust myself not to ruin certain things while enduring my black coffee in the morning.... London: we get it ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Yeah, you don't need a car, what a scumbag he is.... Hopefully she didn't take too much! But seriously that's so awkward...it's like...what are you doing I see no man :) :) Dat username was expecting her to just write about reforming her opponent Did... did you create an account just to do that? If not, I am so sorry you're first reddit comments were . Hot... But not hot enough to whack off to eyes... That's... Weird... But I've seen people beat of to weirder things Every was hand-crafted? Impressive. ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) lower your dongers ノ( ノ) ノ( ノ) Remember that next time you go down on a girl I'm talking about NEW cabinets with hardware installed. Once the holes are drilled, the doors are ruined, and the hardware is NEVER installed in the right place, and is rarely straight. I'm more of a cherry pie person myself Sweet Jesus Morgan: Hey Ri...ck... Fellow Marylander here...cannot agree more. His economic policies are terrible, but he's okay on social issues. And yes, I voted for him Midori is all kinds of at this interloper who is infringing on her grazing rights and food territory. She moves about slyly to make sure she can buy up some food to save for later as well and keeps an eye on this weirdo. She has a sudden realization as she recognizes this guy as one of those weird tree people she ran into not that long ago. >.> Morgan be like Omg. I have no words Classic cat cock-blocking move They spelled "arrested" wrong Thanks! But how can I trust Ms. Anne Thropy? The one that lets you download more RAM, it's been out for years now, didn't you know? You can set keyboard shortcuts for individual spaces in the keyboard preferences. I have Ctrl+F1, etc, so it doesn't conflict with games. (Ctrl to crouch and numeral keys to switch weapons = ) WHAAAAAAAAAT?! It's too bad he doesn't have a license plate that says "world's smallest penis" Why are the pupils missing ┬─┬ノ( ノ) No, that bird knew what it was doing .... Al right, guys! I have had my daily dose of FPH for today. Time to go to the gym. Would //setcharacter work for that situation Actually had a woman knock on my door and ask for a towel after doing this. Yes this happened to me too I gave it away to my sister and I'm still dealing with CC's months later. This, with the dark repair cream blow big wieners for me. That cream broke me out in cystic acne. I think it has coconut oil in it, the cream, and my skin was like fuck you! Because I'm so super smart and bought a back up of both, I still have an extra ampoule that I keep around in the pathetic hope I can just put it under my eyes and help with wrinkles but I'm probably just being an a-hole. My skin appears to do the exact opposite of almost everyone else's. Cheers! Getting in my way while I am on my way to another station, no doubt! RZim's hamstrings: Don't put your words in my mouth, you all has shit taste but not me. My taste is perfect, it's a fact I always thought he said "you don't look so tough, from there." Is that the ridiculously long ride that someone made in RCT? And then Sherlock 2 came out and cloned Watson. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Cassie took after Johnny it seems. This creeps into territory, but is ultimately up to the DM to adjudicate. I love how much of a hate-on reddit has for servers, too, don't worry. People bitch that they have to tip, yet when a 21% tip is basically added into the bill and the company claims to be going tipless, everyone screams "Yay!!!! We don't have to tip anymore!!!" It blows my mind. I have nothing against balls I just didn't think they were allowed on insta Are you fucking serious That explains the cheesy taste Why not add a keyboard shortcut? I just type lod and it expands to WHERE IS MY BREAKFAST AND BAGEL ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ My reaction to this picture: ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) By this standard, almost every girl of our generation, and any guy that isn't a giant insecure meat head, is one. ( )ノ-■-■ Is it just me or Fadnavis has become fat since he took office? Agreed but the thing we are using to enforce it though. ( ) Feels like repost. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Dude, reealestate on the screen This is actually a pretty good/amusing post. When my friends downloaded Yik Yak/Whisper for the lolz, all th confessions were just really horny people. This is it right here. Left strat on NM is much easier to get the swordbearer down. I can't count how many times the swordbearer has screwed up my HM runs by going far left. ** ** Woof ^but ^yes ^nyan I feel like this deserves a but at the same time I also think /r/nocontext All Z3 devices *starting* today. Nothing for most markets on the international LTE-A models, and *still* nothing whatsoever for international TD-LTE models... At least, not for those of us who aren't comfortable cross-flashing. Shitherazad . I can't decide whether to be amused or angry at this pun. My players would probably lynch me. Been reading my comments have you?? 2x Chaos Blade Counters oh god help us "Only" "three engines" That's very creepy though ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You caught me. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I hadn't seen that one yet Was that the one that used a tape cassette player for a disc drive??? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) A website? Right, but that's what urinals are for. No excuses ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Source? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Mwahaha, you better post a video Still hate it. Worst idea to assault paid-app users. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Well that went meta fast. [9:44:27 PM] Fizzy : Omg [9:44:30 PM] Fizzy : I'd fuck her [9:44:44 PM] Fizzy : Then again I'd fuck anything with a pulse [9:44:47 PM] Fizzy : maybe not [9:44:55 PM] Fizzy : ok nevermind anything that may have had a pulse Looks more like feline to me. How do you do that ? Fuck, I hope not. Elder But you have a pack of gum and a battery...how much of a survival situation are you truly in? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Congrats on your MVP. This is just a natural reaction of any player that is no longer on the Bulls. Kinda like how all the pitchers that suck on the Cubs and get traded away go on to the hall of fame But no mophie or raft ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I would say that's wife material, but we know what happens after you wife them...:) ಠ_ಠ Obama gives us birth control pills that are basically free Holy god, I go there all the time. i'm watching myself next time around ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Wait, what? I go on a sunshine-filled vacation/work thing for ONE week and this happens? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) 自分の故郷で暮らせなくなってるのか <3 19...Fooling around...MERTYL BEACH ! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Stop masturbating in your vegetable garden! Hey I know how to make this better! Don't show us ads or sponsored posts, like, at all. Thanks for clarifying that it was the baby's testicles. It would have been pretty awkward, to say the least, if they were your friends. Damn, it's like reading science fiction. I can't believe something like this happened. People can be horrible horrible creatures Non-system disk or error. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) That moment when you realize you know that guy in the post... Went through post history looking for Gone Wild posts. Was not disappointed. Then clicked the links and became disappointed they were all deleted. MEXICO>chiapas Yeah that's what your grandchildren will be able to say when they see the game finished /╲/\╭(ಠ ಠ)╮/\╱\ I imagine the on its face. You mean scythe? I'm not sure why but when I saw "Selimut" (Ditepung & goreng), I think of Nerx...... ; Is that IKEA? ((I am so hungry now..... )) Yeah, I've got a feeling that's by choice What do you mean? You're both so attractive I have a comment regarding your choice of memes, reddit username and CMDR name: ...That gives me a page not found error "take out" ? Wha.. I.. What? Why??? ლ( ლ) We should have our own Asian gym stories thread. Love your username btw. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) 720p some people are spupid enough to be pro death penalty. Still don't see it. She is not attractive to me for one reason. Her goddamn neck it looks like she has a fucking giraffes neck and you can see it clearly over here in the damn picture her neck adds in maybe a foot to her height and I feel like in taking crazy pills when I mention it and no one fucking notices it . Commencer mon stage ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ a ┬─┬ノ( ノ) > Im starting to think Latvians have only one joke about the Lithuanians Archers cost 2?! They better boost their stats. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I make my lunch usually a sandwich. I take the bus so no walking. I have hopes to get a job but I don't think you legally can at 14 in my state. My goals are to lose weight, but also gain muscle. I have a natural muscular build but it's covered in fat :/ doing P90X3 and not counting calories or anything hasn't helped lose any weight or fat (by the way I didn't take measurements cause I didn't even buy X3 I just needed a form of exercise right that day) sorry tony :/ but for the record I bought his book. Anyways, I have gained some muscle I know. However it doesn't pop cause of fat. Also I now have muscle under my man boobs, but I still have big enough boobs to make girls jealous.... anyways, if you need more specifics feel free to ask! :D ** ** If Pinnochicio said my noise will now grow, what would happen Fayces' internal monologue: "This is probably a bad idea; maybe I should just not draw a card . . . Someone already pulled a two, though. What are the odds that I get a *lower* two? . . . " Oh god why ( ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) This is fucking obvious but I've just never thought it about it Does it allow me to play videos on certain quality like 720p without dropping to lower ones? Cheated, still 6-10. ( ) 2gigs of RAM and an Intel Atom processor? Its a bit outlandish to claim it has the capabilities of a laptop! Maybe a really old, shitty laptop She said for like 20 years! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I see you person in front of me in class reading this article. Cheese to sauce ratio ( ) ( ) My youngest was taught during her first fire drill (where they got to meet local firefighters) that pulling the alarm means "they're friends the firefighters will come visit them at school". Guess who got a note sent home within a few days of learning this lesson? I should probably keep my garage locked. Always a good idea! Especially if you are addicted to that Marbles rattling inside of engine bay dry clutch sound ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) Probably not a place to post it, but the roommate sounds like a real dick. Dishes from November 2014?... ***Non.*** My god " " # * * Hell. Yes. Well for one I don't want it to be called "6" ~~ ~~ ಥ_ಥ Midori is all at this suggestion of fighting with food. "With food? Don't you know that's a waste of perfectly good and delicious food?" Well, he's certainly proven himself to be an oddball with that statement. 200G fat... Jorts. ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ノ(ಠ_ಠノ )LOWER YOUR DONGERS ノ( ノ) ちんぽマークで返信してハートマークが帰ってきたらヤレる Kinda like when you go to fart and....explosive diaherra? I use swift key for every day typing but if I want to do a short cut such as ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) or I use Quick Switch Keyboard app to switch to google keyboard. It leave a little icon in your status bar where you can switch keyboards with one tap. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) .!.. ( ) ..!. ** ** Are you wearing a bikini, or did you sit outside topless People here can't decide if this makes him a secret homophobe or a secret homosexual. Because of course that's obviously the case, amiright? It does Surreal That's a dark place ( ) Joe, go back to your office, you know, the one that is not oval, and doesn't have AMAs Is she running ignite on jungle Lee Sin? That's pretty rude. People asked. If someone just wanted to unload a ticket that valuable they don't need a small reddit sub to do it in. aw sayang ang plot ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Overly sensitive? have I been wrong so far? Yay! Thank you! I would punch that kid like that green Daaaamn bro "I just bought 96 servings of brownie mix." -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) The URL doesn't match the tab name now.. it's all wrong I just noticed the **mayhaps** in the passage you cited... Most of them are completely unqualified and hide behind LLCs, leaving homebuyers to pay too much for *shitty properties*. realtors are vultures and encourage them Oh god -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) NOPE. Not watching that one ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Xenoblade...( ) I was already sleep deprived watching rats stream and this would've sent me over the edge Thanks for ruining my day you sick fuck! Chris Hansen is not an attorney Take it back! The only way it could happen is if they both make the Super Bowl The broth and the potato, no problem. The baby part = run into a bit of a hiccup /r/thathappened Is the first one supposed to be jizzing? ( ) Ignore me I didn't read your question properly Lol...better Saints than some other teams, (looking at you Donkeys/Raiders/Cheatriots/Cowgirls....) Hailing from the Northwest, I actually am a fan of Seattle, thus my family kinda secondarily roots for them. It's kind of nice because if the Chargers are having a bad season ( ) usually we can get a few high notes from our backup. Though last year we all know how that went...and we are avid fans of the University of Oregon Ducks and we all know how that went too...alright, I have to go lick all my freshly reopened wounds now... Technically if they're competing against pure local banks only, it's either between BIBD or Baiduri, no? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) TOO FAR. I just turn off CSS whenever this stuff is going on In the bible it says you mustn't wrestle your neighbor No BOT Maniac? Skip this game Now read the single letter of every sentence, it says "this plane is being hijacked" The bab00n whisperer has abandoned the bab00ns ** ** I thought this shit only happened on Family Guy. Damn... -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) MFW I SAW THIS THIS MORNING AND FORGOT IT WAS APRIL FOOL'S Hitler over here And what's with us vegetarians, do you want to convince us, too? Are you sure Of course it would be Lucic who would knock us out of the playoff picture. Not funny ESPN! ( ) I've tried there, now i'm put off by there, I don't want any of that secret flavour Aussie here. I get bushranger comments. Last week a mate yelled out from the end of the cafeteria line: "robbed any stage coaches recently??"... I must admit that was reasonable funny. But today I got told I look "scraggy"... I work as a manager so keeping well groomed is pretty important to me. I get the beard trimmed every two weeks. Every morning I use oil with a balm finish and mo wax and a nice saw cut comb to finish... Scraggy my arse. Now that one actually stung a bit. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ <ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ> ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) IM DONG,JAMES DONG (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ╭∩╮( ° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ლ( ლ) Given the fact that they were making out the most probable follow-through would be that they went in there to screw but okay. ローン金利考えると数千万のプレゼントだ I think I missed that scene ┬──┬ ┬──┬ ┬──┬ ┬──┬ノ( ノ) Yeah. Alcatraz is a tightly kept locals spot. Don't tell the tourists, they'll ruin the locals feel! Next thing you know, they'll find out about Fisherman's Wharf and Pier 39! I am impressed. 大東亜共栄圏だ This whole thread was so sickening that it made me chuckle. Hard lol dank nazi jokes That's becUz word is 331 dumas. 331+{ }<€€€ = 50$ more damage. /r/rekt. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠbruhಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I dig your booty hole ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Your fucked m80 quickscoped ur mum in the Pepe fam It's crappy because you called it out. Are you retrd k?ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Dude he asked you not to post it! April fools! Calm down m8... ノ( ノ) I don't and I'm confused as all fuck What about it? Challenging for podiums in as little as two months? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ༼ つ ಠ_ಠ ༽つ FOR KHAZ MODANNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!! ༼ つ ༽つ If this is an April Fools joke, I'm going to be the saddest panda. (ﾉಠ_ಠ)ﾉ 卐卐卐 OVERTHROW THE REGIME (ﾉ )ﾉ 卐卐卐 This was right near my house. People were advised (on radio) to stay indoor while the police were investigating. Turned out to be a toy ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) not sure if trolling or serious And it begins We *do* have the same bored/resting face. Someone flipping table flipping you (┛ )┛︵ ノ┬─┬ノ ︵ ( \o°o)\ I don't want to know how they traumatized the rats.. /r/antijokes No wonder there's so little distinction between elfs, monsters, elf monsters, and elf monster coaches in this world. thats why some commands are only available with sv_cheats 1 NO Thank you very much for that. But I honestly thought it was proven that soy gave you man boobs also there was this one protein bar my mom started buying and she didn't know I was eating it, and it turned out to be packed with soy, estrogen, and of course protein. It gave me bigger boobs lol. Until.... Published at 12.01am on April 1st ┬─┬ノ( ノ) How the fuck do you even find out you have this talent? ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ <ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ> ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) IM DONG,JAMES DONG (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ╭∩╮( ° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟ Feels like premature ejaculation (┛ )┛彡┻━┻ Go on Yo, what dafuq man... I'm beginning to feel that "dank meme" is getting more than a little stale. That's an offensive thing to say. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ <ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ> ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) IM DONG,JAMES DONG (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ╭∩╮( ° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ "Floordrobe" is a thing The thumbnail makes it look like you want me to pet her chest. ? ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ He sure impersonates cops a bit And now we wait for the download... ( ) Some people think Jenny McCarthy is an expert in immunology. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) ︵ ノ┬─┬ノ Basically, all you are really missing is the first person mode on your highways. Come on, where is the footage? Ft thtttಠ_ಠyew weren'tgggghjtttttttttttಠ_ಠtಠ_ಠtxt ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠkಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Wait til you hear me fapping Given that's it's 01APR15... Too late God dammit Oh hey! It is! I was having fun with the spinny names then I got to yours and instantly 280k + update cheap? Wasn't this already a discussion earlier? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) She's your sister Funಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ 😍 Dang. I'm working. I hate being an adult. . Thanks for the invite! Try again later. Just started a new site less than a month ago. It's mostly people and landscapes from traveling for the last year and a half. www.invisiblemountain.com ##***NO, THEY WILL NOT *** -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) I hate read it a few years ago to see what the hype was. And then I despised myself. Burn it down ** ** Annoying ** ** ~~Ship date is late March. ~~ Annoying ** ** Niceಠ_ಠ My mom would tell me that I play Pokemon with my "Pokehands" while laughing hysterically...I didn't find it as amusing as she did You weren't supposed to laugh. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Happy hallow... Hey wait! Wrong holiday ghost doge!! Noooo way Rachel would game the system to further her agenda I used backspace... and pressed it a second time. The 14 year girls or the 20 year old ones? Metalfags so behind on the dank memes **^^ ** Well, good news is this story is based in Huntsville, bad news that's where I live You'd think he'd Macgyver a treadmill... Clever commie bastard ...you mean Fountains of Wayne? The original writers of the song? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Somehow I read that as "I hope the police laughed and came in her face" I'm guessing he's trying to emulate warlizard and his responses. Why wouldn't you be able to spend money? Go to Amazon and buy American Xbox live currency . Problem solved Taxing people higher than they thought was right never, ever started a war. What was I thinking? ( ) Wait, but how about ID checking on boarding? Can't read the text, dancing cat is to mesmerising. Cheapest I've seen for a phase 2 m9 in awhile. hmmm.. to summon or not to summon... ლ( ლ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Je comprends pas en quoi le fait de changer de boulot te fait rebooter des plug-ins que tu as installés sur ton ordinateur personnel... I came here to laugh, not to feel. ( ) 90円から120円への30%近い円安より3%の増税を買い控えの原因とする謎の風潮 I tried to put the lid back on and it really sucked. Nice try NSA. ## I think I may be eating a different kind of acid... Gray ass red, homie. Seems... desend. I work at a call center. I'm on my iPad whenever I'm not on the phone. Inb4 huge wave of calls RIGHT as orders go live 240p... Are you okay? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) On the casting couch... I see what you did there How did you get screenshots of your enemy base with traps? Really secure bike rack design...attached to the ground with regular bolts. /r/teenagers What does hunter not beat these days? Butter around the rim... Upvote for advice but mental down vote for cardio You could just answer " " everytime someone mentions your name and tails, that seems to work for people... Just beat the normal mode with hunter only Thank you [Jennie!](/u/mamallama) I will only use this for my Thermos™ not for those things that [she](/u/bunnysoup) uses it for. ノ(ಠ_ಠノ )LOWER YOUR DONGERS ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ☜( ☜) Dude those two girls were kids. 12 max. Maybe even 9 or 10. What a cameo . lol I've thought this scene before... Wait... What?... What the fuck?... Well, technically he's right. Milliband: Thank you for that advice, /u/NaziWhitetrash Malwarebytes, windows defender and adblock for your browser - The holy trinity. You won't need anything more unless you're doing some.. ^^yarr ^^harr, or some other very -type of task, if you know what i mean. Nice try Secret's Marketing Department. Really? Over different levels of purple? No terminó de contar lo que pasó con la loca ( ) Better tell that to every mmo out there then. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) We did that hours ago. The only Steelers flair left is the actual Steelers flair. Haha, never thought about it that way... The strap is one of the things I really liked about the watch...but not for that reason Nice try, big brother. We're onto you. Reading this makes it sound like he is a 15 year old teenager. The dude is 30 years old ( ) It isn't a bad thing at all... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) How is it that when people on reddit snoop and find something it's not bad but when they don't they lack trust for their partner?!?! >pungies Tell me about it! My key isn't working and it's a total ucking arce. SNAU. (☞ ) ☞ yeahhh we're gunna need to see the proof on this one, yall got my 6? Dark-sided!!!! *shudders*. Snipoed! If LeMaire taught Wild fans anything, it's what a trap looks like The video is about fans being rude to queens and you are all being rude in the comments. How now grey cow? HL3. Benjen Wait. A show that was taped on July 22 didn't air until December 5?!?! At least you weren't AT the ULM game I'm disappointed that there were no shank memes in this update Scary scary baby things That face is amazing (☞ )☞ 「この動画は再生できません」 No. Episode 3 そもそも戦ってないから負けてない 特権階級では簡単に数千万円のプレゼントがあるんだね There are other locations where rape is watchable? PeaNUTS ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Brought the squad out fam > ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I'm watching you.... (☞ )☞ It's got tons of bugs in it though /r/thathappened Ditto on being not getting married till 2016 . ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ tbh, I feel like it will effect it for abit, but it'll equalize. They'll eventually run out of the StatTrak™ weapons needed to trade-up to it, and Bravo cases are still extremely expensive, and you have to get lucky to get the higher tier items, or even lucky enough to get a StatTrak™. This is slightly biased as I hope they don't drop too much, but idgaf as I won't get rid of my FS, but I like to have value to her too ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Goddamnit those last three are from teh Penguin of Doom copypasta The flairs aren't colored I keep saying that about OJ too (◟ ) ◟ &nbsp;&nbsp; ♩ ♭♫ ♩ ♯♩ No wards I too wish I was a black man At first I was all but then I got the joke. Oh god, I have a lump on my left thigh... Cuanto? I'm fairly sure there's a joke here I'm not getting I can't use party chat or play Bloodborne online without it sending me back to title screen after 15 seconds. I like the not so famous slightly scary "I always wanted to be a pornstar, so I'll probably have kids soon " I hauled a lot, too! My wallet is crying! Try getting just one bottle first for trial? I'm not helping am I? I actually want to buy the 15ml bottles for my samples. Though honestly , I just want them because I'm such a sucker for anything small I'm pretty sure The Last Airbender also had some professional athletes in it. Where is your flair? I'm disappointed by the dracolisks. When I first read about them online, I thought "Fuck Yeah! I'm gonna ride a Utahraptor into battle!" And then I saw them in-game. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I have a few Accounting friends. I just might know you I'm in the same boat as most of the users, paid for the app and I don't want adds.. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Put me on this dank list pls ( ) Arsenal in the Emirates with about half a team ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) This story happened close to where I live. I work at a pet store, and there's a business above us, but behind them is an apartment, and the guy who lives there came downstairs to ask if we had any reptiles that might come upstairs and hurt him. If *you're* the Maker, we really need to talk about that Mage thing. Эта шутка мне уже жутко надоела ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Act normally. And stop wearing his face on a shirt. I wonder what big event happened between August 4th and November 14th What's this from? # They put his shit on hold for 30 years, w/o due process ? Of course it's a southern state...what was I thinking, race equality or some nonsense Yeah but then after you finish you'll fall right back asleep. Will telling you what I think make any difference, as you clearly aren't listening to all those who paid for AB? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Why the face? He clearly valued people's lives. I love when the front wheel twists and you fly over the handlebars and smash into the ground. # You wouldn't let your SO lick your ass then your pussy if you haven't cleaned, but you have no issue that they put their MOUTH there? Guys on the right are like "Srsly " ( ) > Why the face? He clearly valued people's lives. No shot of the inside? Do you know what the Oslo Accords are? Today I Pranked ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ (obviously. ) What...what do you mean by "used" exactly... Forever ( ) Same m8o That is horrifying. Why isn't this troll banned yet? He says Jesus was put to death by "evildoers", even though God told Jesus he had to die? But then he goes on to praise God for saving Jesus? Wtf did I just watch ### what is your best quality then ( ) ( ) > That's what he says? Don't let the Esperanto team know, but we're intent on beating them It is likely (albeit *by no means* certain) that we will reach 100% by the end of April. Soon I actually just went out of my way on the way home from work to go to a store. Store was closed early because of holiday, and highway I never usually take on the way home was backed up for miles. No it's obviously Ron Swanson What was he thinking with the half pony tail? You monster I feel dirty for having read that ┌∩┐( )┌∩┐ Damn plant jizz all over my car. Dude... I feel like you came up with that a little too fast # She loved the *nutty* flavor... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I chose mine bc I never saw it in this sub!! The day I did see someone using "my" flair (lmaooo) I was like ..... I like seeing people with different flair, too!! I feel so childish bc I feel like I project my personality on here and seeing someone with a different personality and the same flair irks me! I wanna yell to the whole sub "THAT PERSON!! THAT'S NOT ME!!" I think I might be crazy ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You should ask for a count on there. Don't d-vote this guy he's hilarious ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Although I'm not really trying to lose weight (even though that's on the agenda just not this round) I HAVE BIGGER MUSCLES! My endurance has heightened. I can kick a 7ft. Dude in the face! And I'm 5' 9" so pretty much dude just don't give up and you'll get results. Next round I'm going for weight loss doing P90X hopefully this summer. But just have fun and make goals. The more you put into X3 the more you get out! Also I have done X3 7 days a week since the start. That's why I didn't give up after my leg cramp is because of my goals. My goals are my drive. By the way my leg still hurts but again I'm learning to never give up. One day I'm either going to be in the military or a cop. 🍀GOOD LUCK🍀 Rebuilds engine, then puts a Fram on it This is way cooler than ole Wolf Eyes My office shuts down from Christmas Eve through New Years Day...but expects us to use our vacation to cover it Sure they did "asspounder3" # #^^^ Hmn...heyec sounds jewish to me ^^^( ) ლ( ლ) ( ) No, in the poop*er*... Jeff Are you like, dub only or something? Cause if so, Hey, are you from the gaming forums? That doesn't make se...... what the hell did you invest in AOL? You, her and... all of Reddit Hmm..this could be true actually. You've never seen a wooden ladder? ( ), and where will this prize be? Christ in a handbasket, what personal computer was available in 1940? All the computers I can think of from that era were giant military choochoo hulks. Oh my - Christ in a handbasket, the fridge horror is strong in this one Mr Hanky ( ) Pretty sure it's patched too Woooooo gas discharge! Fuck your flair! Don't ask me about the gold Mario. I don't know if i am late to this conversation, but what is up with volume 2 and 3 ? Is there no continuation to the translation ? I would love to start reading Durarara :( So...what were you doing in that car park? [meta] sneaky As a lefty I learned to knit right handed just for simplicity. What have you chosen to do? Are you learning as a lefty? I am so happy to see other left handed people knit. It took me two years to fully grasp knitting right handed. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Can't wait for the hardcover. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Why do you care? /r/animalporn It does look like the f-hole. But it also looks like an integral symbol Google image integral symbol and they all kinda look like that. I feel ya man, I'm usually not even awake for another 4-5 hours... damn matinee games I wonder how much he will complain if he ever needs Fire/EMS assistance....this guy is an asshat Riot reply? I'm not riot Yeah... who would think of that? "Rolling".. Here's an upvote you clever one you I paid for no ads. Don't be arseholes Forget the beer...you need to clean that shower. Gross! no Canada Not sure if people are actually serious or if there be some trolling going on.... it's a joke people. Wait what? Honestly I want to be more than the person I was, which is a fight itself. He's a catch ┬─┬ノ( ノ) \ノ( ノ) To take my bike over the border I just walked it right into the customs office with me, was practically waved through. Then on the way back I decided to leave it outside at the "bike rack" and they went out to search through it all then frisked me while asking a bunch of questions. They even thought my olive oil was drugs So yeah, definitely walk it into the office with you. Haha yes. it also has the face right next to where the insert image is :p Just make this into a patch " " ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I was wondering where people got this thing from: :P *who are you calling a puffer* Yes ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Gyms with no mirrors anywhere? Never heard of ... What the fuck did i just watch... That's the combo to my luggage Who's the linemen tonight I want my grey! But.... Why? Ass destruction? No and yes. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Well *you* were in Frisco and not in Dc , so yeah No privacy policy and sparse company info. I just thought of the sandvich being covered in his sweat Where I live, I've only seen them outside the clinic that performs surgeries or more involved medical procedures. I've had to go to that location for biopsies. there's always at least a couple ppl, usually older, wearing/holding signs and shaking pamphlets while talking (yelling?) at cars that drive in. ** ** Don't bring a camera Thanks for spilling my drink You are just saying that cause he's black and wearing sunglasses ... ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Lee Sin please ! I bet you where that guy This is X-70 right? you guys were late too da fite I thought we used the face. There was a 1 inch lip keeping me from exiting the church doorway I had just entered. Gave a hop get back through, instant cripple, no divine healing. I'm still waiting for w10 so how about call it that? is this really necessary What happened to DVD packages? They used to be *nice* *bourgeoisie always finding ways to employ fewer proletariats * So, the author admits to *illegal hacking* in order to get material? It still looks like an alien over an island zoomed in Lookin right at you, vegans ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Nice try Andy Samberg, Justin Timberlake. I'm not falling for this again . Sorry, but your dad needs to get a fucking clue and neuter the dog. The world does NOT need more pit bull litters, or ANY breed for that matter. Humping, marking, aggression, unwanted puppies...WHY? Now I'm hungry ಠ_ಠ cmon man... rune force Wait, is that really a link to dead people!? Would you say it intensifies? I was expecting... something else Hopefully Carr can offset Jamarcus As a husband, I actually think this is an awesome gift. It is clear I am unique on reddit though ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I don't think Apple provisions the best quality wifi hardware for what we pay. Some days I have issues, some days I don't. I can have my Dell laptop next to the iPad and the laptop never wavers while the iPad loses and regains its signal. I was expecting to actually watch as the croc snatches the end of the dog's leach and dragging it underwater eventually eating it. Was contemplating if I should actually watch it. Now im dissapointed. Fucking hell, they're British... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) What is this blasphemy ? *Ashley grins at all the vegan selection, she d grabs a little bit of everything, sitting down beside thomas* あーそれ購読したい I deleted system 32 then installed Ubuntu. Made a HUGE difference. I opened the 11100 port but the game says it's still closed. Magneto: I am actually in a situation like this right now. The person I work with is so irrationally angry( most likely at themselves but he takes it out on others), that I've just kind of lost all respect and is factored indifferently in my existence. He does the silent treatment, so I have returned the favor. But I'm sure it wears on him more than me, he is constantly seeking approval and attention. He is an older gentleman, an alcoholic, and a narcissist in a state of arrested development. I feel alright about cutting him out of my life as much as possible. I could most certainly have him fired, but he would most likely become even more unstable, and would lose his apartment, which he could only afford because of this job. He was homeless before it. I guess I have a little mercy? She only ever referenced the shaving of the head during her "For the Record" documentary. The interviewer was some dude, I think the director? She kinda just brushed it off as "it's no ones business" but my favorite line was during that question, "everyone shaves their head... " I feel your pain. I just looked on the PA Liquor store website. You can order some to be delivered to your local store and a bottle is $31.69 each... minimum of 12 bottles. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I bought Alien Blue Pro before reddit bought the app. I was able to restore pro at first. Now I can't restore at all, on either of my devices. Now we are getting ads. ( ) Chicaco? [M] Did you need some sulfuric acid too?! Moonglade ಠ_ಠ You wouldn't dare ( ) His nose ring is a lantern Holy hell that is some serious alpha territorial shit on the chimps part. Rip out the nuts and tear up the gut? Because it can be done Hey does anyone know where I could watch a video of the prototyping process? Once, I wasplatequotes at a department store over in the city (I'm country), and they had small holes in the steel beams holding up the roof. My sister stuck her smallest finger through one of the holes and removed it, and said that they were small. I then shoved my smallest finger through the hole, full speed full force, and got it stuck. The staff were rushing around trying to find oil, butter, medical kits, and were yelling over the intercom for assistance. By the time one of the women were there, I had painfully squeezed myself out. The staff woman called me different. Because of that incident, that store still has duct tape covering up each and every one of those holes. ** ** ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I still don't get it, people just hate. They hated Vettel for ignoring the order to stay behind, and they hated Rosberg for obeying the order to stay behind, maybe 10 seconds behind the RB pair Asking him for a referral is definitely good. I went through so many counselors who told me I was "too complicated" for them. The last one I saw was over a year ago. Free/sliding fee situation since I had no insurance. She had a certificate from the University of Phoenix . Anyways, she basically dropped me like a hot potato the moment I told her I had just gotten health insurance. Now I can't afford appointments because I am paying for health insurance...great! So, I've gone over a year without help, just raking my dad's lamictal (we have the same dosage, yay) that he doesn't use anymore. Yep, nothing like driving new players away... [M] how about no ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ##** ** HB Skøge? Virkeligt? I drive a mid size truck with rear drums Ohhhhhh yes Not sure if ~~Ace Ventura~~ Bruce Almighty reference or not Yeah, like, how dare he puts God in front of YOUR need to enjoy him wrestling... This is awesome ~~ ~~ Fast food will do that to you. Thank you for noticing, /u/Rectal_Splash You've got to be kidding me ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Dat ass @ 1:46 of 2011 bloopers vid I felt the same about my limited edition ship... I now have 2 limited edition ships Yo I subscribed. So much information there that I've discovered. So if I go to the UK, I can't have a wank in my hotel room? I can't watch a video on the *intertubes* of a *chav slut* getting a *proper rogering*? Zillow doesn't *do anything* Just burn it down already! I'm afraid to go to sleep after watching this. I read it perfectly fine Throw it off a cliff! Is this real life? Then you're not offended by the cross necklace. More trigger words. Holy crap. What amount of these stories are the result of drugs or booze? Or are these parents just able to reach that level of crazy naturally? Meanwhile, Haruhi half appears once and Aya Hirano literally has no lines because the OP wasn't even in episode 1 But the government is real, and messiahs are imaginary! Why I've read this link on gfycat as EvergreenElasticAhole? I don't have medical training, so I won't comment on the "mystery" illness. However, is she in a car? Driving? This is a video pleading for "help" and you're taping it in a car? Uhhhhh....seems legit. Weird username...also weird how you didn't comment anything. You just stand there. Weirdly. ( ) # # Terrifying as shit I love that both apps have incredibly oversized boobs, DotArena's CM has such large boobs, they don't even fit in the frame. And those eyes. W. T. F. ლ( ლ) I heard my old classmate has a loaded pistol in her car side door, and she has a five year old. "Oh but the safety is on and he knows not to touch it" and yes this is the Altoona area, too. Since when.... Hahaha.... wait its not funny Who the fuck specifies a third bubble in curvy. there is only one curve in a bowling ball. 1,4 **Billion** m/s² That's truly disgusting! Figures, snow on the grund and ny has a/c units yet i get the crap engines with the strip heaters stuck on down in fl. AWESOME ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Let's not overlook "goons", "zuch", and "fam". ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Catch! (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ノ( ノ) I second that waffles waffles waffles! Hey, I don't use semicolons, and I use two spaces for indents. -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) You have just posted on 11 other posts saying you can help Thanks! Played all of his games including the fighting game that we shall not name Yeah, helpful, thanks. Oh what the actual fuck Spamming Sarons at locked down prowlers 300m away, before you can sneak around. California isnt a desert , it has a desert, like it also has mountains, valleys, beaches, swamps, forests, etc.., it is the third largest state in the union land wise, did u really think the whole thing was one big desert? The article is not about the drought, its about 1 million people not having safe water because of arsenic not the drought don't feel to bad though, if u look through the comment section, you'll see no one else read the article either. Ahhhh DOAX.... I demand a new one with the soft engine. Last time I taunted A-Rod, from the front row, Adam Lind looked up at me from the dugout with this look Cause this isn't /r/books, nigger ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I'm just here so I won't get fined I did. Clipping the PCB mount tabs was a lot of fun as well You put a Wisconsin head on a Golden Gopher m8 did you read the maymay? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Normally I would agree but I can't use the school iPad meant for school work effectively if I can't download apps. ( ) Where is the tl;dr? Then Refresher Orbs get popped So would you want it to just comment with ? > At one point it also worked against Mesmer clones. I heard it down here in Ards. Not going to lie, I near shat myself. I thought it was a terrorist attack ahaha paranoid much... But in all seriousness, I really want to know what the hell it was. Well...Somebody certainly went a little far shipping Barnaby and Kotetsu, I see... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) What is the point in playing a DPS when you don't want to go all out? At least you got something. Schick isn't Gillette Brother? ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠ ^ಠ_ಠ ^^ಠ_ಠ ^^^ That's not what GMT stands for! Because I can Well, it is quite important to check... He just had to pick grape, didn't he? Damn this thing is pretty heavy As a raiders fan, I'm disappointed as well This is like Minecraft... But real life!! Surprised there's no hate for camden town that station is so clogged it has to be closed half the time but you should get her into the backseat Check again \ Nothing about Saudi Arabia is funny Eee Eee Eee Eee onomatopoeia..... I'm addicted Lolicon Hnnnnnnggg it's so nice No argument there. I will say that when the GM started teaching in the US there were no chinese schools only Karate a la Elvis, so I think he was practicing survival in 1970's Kentucky. Still it's a bit . I paid for alien blue exacly because there were no ads. Bringing ads back is utter bullshit. I want a refund. Panic mode has been activated Must write thesis That's what she'll be telling you. (╯ )--▄︻̷̿┻̿═━━━ /Oblg. Waframe grind-for-gear ┬─┬ノ( ノ) pick me White people... Yes but what academic literature has there been written discussing Economics under Islam? WHAT MANNER OF FUCKERY IS THIS!? "Great to hear" not the point fam, , point was shitty defense coupled with good offence I did try both! I have tried FlipControlCenter, QuickActivator, and Polus and preferred Polus. Why would I say something is better without trying out others? ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Do you think It would be ok for me to continue with IA? I have heard some pretty bad things about it if you are not going to be a teacher, so I am having doubts on it at this point. I love History and related things like IA and I think it could benefit me as well, but I know for a fact that I would also be in a good position if I dropped it and picked up Finance and Stat. Im just so confused The long con. Incorrect! Unfortunately. ** ** Yes. For proof type "is the chubby daughter of a senator down there?" Into the search field at p**nhub.com. ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ I Swear to god i thought this was a Halo joke, i had no idea who Cortana was and had to look it up Gggg Yup, that's the one. All the characters look like this: "learnt" seems to be pattern-forming But fucking mario kart 8 is vertically split don't know why they did that... It's a Frozen crossover, she's wearing Elsa's dress. Korra is wearing Ana's respectively, which is just now making me realize the incestual implications of this ( ) I expected dickbutt. Not sure if I'm disappointed or overjoyed I was wrong > well yes.... but man Austin's face looks like he's responding to that comment. Your girlfriend is a fucking psychopath. Just reading the Wikipedia articles of these disgusting videos puts me off. Either that or shes gone to far and is completely desensitised. Its her fetish, one say she will want to practise her fetish for "psychological research" on you - watch out my friend ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Yes. Ok... Time to go to reddit.com with AdBlock Plus+ Take a look at DanTDM. hermenier also had kids in the car ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Ah yes. I shall do that. Then my stoning will be great. Just do it like that he says... UCI would definitely not approve. ( ) ::flips table:: *** intensifies*** gen 6 has actual names you know. You made me spit out the last of my coffee! Seriously though, all I could think of was that she was going to the bathroom in the chair she lived in... I get uncomfortable being too sweaty for too long, I can't imagine being ok with excrement all over me. Anyone have a link to the one where the person does the secret Narwhal code thing and then says "You have been meme'd" followed by this smiley ? and so will i... White trash contractors and *illegal* subcontractors ┬─┬ノ( ノ) It makes me queasy Why does it show a video of a guy climbing into a cave? The original pic was still with her face covered in cum? and it said "i got a facial"? But this is 1080p That's what I was afraid of. There's no way to just beef up the non-existent arch support? Is that a dance with dragons pun? ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Except I just chose this rank but that's just me You literally just made all three of those subs in the last day You should have tried harder You do know now that it's know not now. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) TIL I need Reuters bottom row keys to finish my K65. Thought I posted themes/tweaks I used Der hört sich fast an wie ein dreckiger Holländer Is this where we say "go on? " We started this, we president now. ugly view model, 2 bots, front page somehow... the fuck csgo reddit Just imagine.... I recall reading like 5years ago that tech took over tourism as the number one industry. No. Don't tell me what to do My thoughts exactly. I've actually had a couple of nightmares where I've been desperately trying to get away from Deviljho Or some other invasive monster that interrupts a hunt. Leave an area, he shows up immediately behind me. Dung bomb him away? Nope for w/e reason it doesn't work. So terrible .. Totally expected that after all the potato filmed police movies i have seen lately. Isn't that Snowden fellow in Russia right now? ***~~ ~~*** Holy fucking shit. ...says the MR driver ლ( ლ) Maybe the "deluxe" package that Vanguard didn't pay for Yes ಠ_ಠ^ "Can you like... jump off a fucking cliff? " I'm 5'1", I have no idea what it is like to not have pants hit the ground. I buy petites, still too long. Oh, and if you buy petite, you need to go up a size because short apparently equals thinner thighs and hips. right. Not screaming for help, begging for a turnಠ_ಠ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Thats terrifying ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠ^ ^^carl ^^that ^^kills ^^people! "People treat me likes cum" sounds like an extreme exaggeration... ^^^*~~ ~~* ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ Sorry been travelling all day. I will post the pic very soon. You're probably the type that likes to leave the p in pool too! lol thanks cx, everyone in my computers class was like "wat " Especially the queen. Slow and calm....like my love-making. Me too..... Throw the flippers right in the dumpster along with their crap! What is this Maybe they could stop spending money on shit we don't need that nobody asked for ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Fuck what the actual creator of the character in question says, Steven Universe is a girl shitlords . /s This is another major reason why I don't like open doors. Too damn creepy, never know what could be lurking behind them ┬─┬ノ( ノ) 一時期ハマったけど虚しくなってやめたわ Thanks, /u/PM_YourBOOBIES_ToMe ... ( ) Haha murdered the wife! That is a very douchy thing to do, friend. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) スルメを教えてあげたい /u/objesus, you're a heat fan? That's some serious dedication there. Do you at least have a shortcut to typing " " every time? Bitch your life must be easy if this is a problem Oddly enough no, she needs a windows computer to be able to do/access work material through their network, so a chromebook wouldn't be possible. Honestly we could get a cheap laptop, but i suggested building a computer for her so we could bond, i just find that its hard not building something geared towards gaming. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) 'MURICAN car, 'MURICAN driver ┬─┬ノ( ノ) what's the karma breakdown for "ಠ_ಠ" vs non- comments? Damn... ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Gorgeous, hot, that fresh fucked pussy...ಠ_ಠ cheers mate...*looks at flair* I already watched the end Like that scene in Kong Carpet head Carvin X100B and matching 4x12. I miss ya old girl. Jesus Christ, those were cringeworthy ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Someone ruined [spoiler](/s Shutter island) for me by doing this exact thing. Like half way through I was like, "oh- I bet this is what's going on.... " [ ] ┬─┬ノ( ノ) He's complaining about the free pieces he's getting in lockboxes for events I assume? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Are you telling me you're underage as long as you stay in bed? While this looks amazing, I'm still trying to comprehend as to why I would drop roughly $200 (per person I'm assuming?) for something that I can easily pick up at my local trader joes or Wholesfoods. That pineapple, honeydew, and melon better be grown in the amazon by angels...... I read it before I posted. Look, idk what you are going on about. You are an attractive guy with an average dick whinging about not having a massive dick? What? なんだその公安に監視されそうなサブレ Oh ._.Wait.. How do you know about this... Watchu been up to /u/ReeferEyed ? (ง )ง Forgot to read what you typed - I just want to quickly type this: what if Grembert is Bill? The rest of the story could go as follows: Grembert sets out to get a nickname, after a journey then he is nicknamed Cipher because of the way he de-ciphered clues to a mystery hidden in the woods. Grembert decides to leave his way of being human / goblin or whatever and become a demon. (Probably a deal with another demon.. How about.. Tad Strange?) and with his power becomes Bill Cipher! He takes the power of his human / goblin family and uses it to become even more powerful (hence how he says that he 'used to have family' in the AMA) and becomes the most powerful demon in the universe. Grembert's story is a incomplete backstory to Bill! Too bad the website is owned by a fan not Disney, so this is just a good fanfic y u no escape? ლ( ლ) Yes it does. DayZ's scale is massive. You tried. The best kind of drinking It's "because I made a promise". . I am the bat. Oh, we know all about you and your desire to play with our emotions, Dog-Adventure-Killer-With-No-Way-Out. My girlfriend is about 6 episodes behind so I rewatch it with her. It's amazing how many subtle things they do including Mack and Bobbi having a bit of a bond before the secret was mentioned. Also Mack seems to do a when Coulson get's a little involved with enhanced people or shows weakness in his sanity. I was contemplating lubing my switches. Side note, LEDs suck because if I want to change any keys again I will have to desolder my LEDs But, boy, they're beautiful. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ... and they both have WAY better specs than the Alexa... Why did you arrange the blueberries in the shape of a swastika "Is anyone caring?!" I would really like some background on why you stated that way... We appreciate the extra's ;) but I notice your supersexy feet are still kind of wet will you please treat them with care lady, we don't want you to catch a cold lol Good. The longer the wait, the more likely I am to trade out of my '14 Si. Every dog I've ever had would walk past the tile and barf on the carpet. Source can just shut their mouth ( ) I advocate running two jacks per station. As others have mentioned, the cost delta is insignificant. The bigger reason to run two is more about future proofing and troubleshooting. Cables break or get chewed on (mice, squirrel, etc) and having a second cable is a nice way to get things up and running quickly. It also allows some growth down the road in case they (mgmt) decides to double things up or half-size the workstations. Just my .o2 from experience. Do you mean Mad Scientist Hyououin Kyouma? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) US RUFFRUFF Individual comments are proof of **Everyone** thinking the same........ 108Mb gif.... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) And that's the emoji you decide to use what are you emoji! Sitting at 454 wins right now without seeing it. I was worried I would get it before I could get my Vaan card. That was stupid and so am I. When are you coming to NYC? I'm gonna be gone from mid June until August I read a nipple effectಠ_ಠ Yea, the guy that sells bleed shit doesn't sell them ... "has completely gone out the window"... ( ) ლ( ლ)  my reaction to the MJ story: 100 times ✧･ﾟ:*ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Really? You are just asking for downvotes when you #rek a great franchise like FNAF. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠ......ಠ_ಠ......ಠ_ಠ...... ...... Dude, an infection like that can easily spread to the blood and create sepsis! That can kill someone very easily and quickly. She needs to get to an emergency room ASAP!!! No if ands or buts about it. If you take away my p I'll be pretty irate too. Can we confirm they are all alive? Source? Industrial? What the... As a scientist, please put some fucking units on your numbers. 250 burgers, 250 3-legged horses, 250 rotting severed ox penises, 250 atom bombs, proprietary ownership of the dimensionless number 250 itself Pinhead Freakin Larry 3.9 - 3.75... Really? ( ) But mbok yo seng! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯ , (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ and have custom shortcuts on my Google Keyboard personal dictionary. yes, especially in tighter jeans and it feels like you can't walk properly I was excited for my 100/40 NBN too. I signed up in January, still waiting for the internal box installer to decide if he can install it thanks to a shonky external install. Although the latest (7th) guy to come out for it told me I could just extend the coaxial further along so it can install where it's needed. Hmm, I better confirm I can do that with another electrician... Oh wait! I have no contact with NBNco to see if I can do this, and my prospective ISP has sent me my fifth Modem and fourth one refused! Joy! >If you're trying to cheese out the curse rooms by dying inside of them to port back outside on the life respawn, and one of the chests in the curse room ported you to a Devil Room, dying in the curse room will port you right back to the Devil Room. I wasted a 9 Lives/Guppy Collar run with that shit. Don't make the same mistake I did. How does that work? I wouldn't kiss someone with cold sores anyway. Aspettiamo il blog di Grillo prima di sparare cazzate. Solo lui ha la verità Dude… That ending for TWGOK though.... Are you implying that Nue has a long neck? Back in my day, we had decks revolving around using Divine Spirits on Lightspawns for OTKs Limbo would defo be an AMAZING solo assassin if they fixed him- Right now he's just useless, i get scared every time he's on my team ┬─┬ノ( ノ) *We bring you 2010 in this double karma farming package...* ┬─┬ノ( ノ) MFW this video is from two fucking years ago. Steak served in au jus... The hamplanet pageant parents All my rage I bet my parents are going to this game tonight...mrrr. Thank goodness it isn't out of five. Or something weird like four or six. Basher before manta ( ) > Já mudaram os artigos? Que interessante... then stuck your dick in them? limits Well, that escalated quickly. I'm all for accurate historical representation ^until ^it ^gets ^in ^the ^way ^of ^my ^satire ^then ^fuck ^history. ^( ) What happened to the first 5? Wait, you're playing on a computer, but still decided to post a potato-quality picture of your monitor? Do you not know how to screenshot? Do you live in Soviet Russia? apartment bloks fur everyone! More than Avilo? ( ) Repost Have fun for me guys I'll be thinking of BRM in orgo class. /╲/\╭(ಠಠ ಠಠ)╮/\╱\ > On the way back saw a ambulance waiting near a accident. That's what she said....?????? I'm pretty sure that's the joke. At first I was like , then I read the rest of your comment. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Hold on, gotta use this pic in my post and give credit to /u/imgur OP waited too long to deliver and now everyone is gone. Blah. They Kind of deserve it when they take land that's not theirs This isn't how the bucket trick works. SPAM! They must have something in the water (ﾉ )ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ When do you get access to the internet in a new game ┬─┬ノ( ノ) gtfo Seriously. Give me my money back. Hey, could you do cottontail teemo? This is really sweet how you are doing all of these by the way. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Where did you come from...? He's up to something Starring contest? I'm in! For me the worst was that I didn't realize the new version of Chrome minimized to the system tray and so when I closed it...it wasn't really closed. > I blame it on it being an older show than Psycho-Pass. Backdooring someone? Thats what she said.. i don´t As a bronze player, I disapprove i remember getting on the bullet train in Tokyo and the yanks complaining about how the announcements weren't in English /╲/\╭(ಠಠ ಠಠ)╮/\╱\ I am 100% confident he will in no way sensationalize the Chicago police department in any way and will show us in an unbiased and truly positive light. won't you Mars Blackmon. For the mods ( )┌∩┐ I like your style. "You're a part of Spain/Brazil, right?" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I already have my limited edition one. --- Still no auto-sizing panels or intellihide. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Damn hot vid...my favorite too...ಠ_ಠ *** *** Well I don't Reminds me of a form I saw the other day that lists sexual orientation options as gay straight bisexual and Chinese. It's canon I thought there will be an update, before they're sending the emails out ( ) The sixth one Yeah, thanks for that... 8===D ((~ ~ Nope. I just assumed this was a shovel link,then it started popping up on Facebook from actual news outlets. Jesus M: (don't make me veto your UN membership) There were 2 /r/beekeeper users with bees I spotted in there. The majority of posts are from day old accounts. They could always just buy him a bull dick I also love that one of her prominent examples is that David in *AI: Artificial Intelligence* wasn't sexualized. Never mind that the biggest supporting role in the film is the male sexbot, why wasn't the 12-year-old-boy bot flirty? YES Do it already ** ** ** ** ... If only it was your 7 year old sister I'd be down. Or up Spray painting inside, over hardwood. Ohhh yes. That term is still very much alive and kicking. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) The one with the spider pigs. I kept getting stabbed and frenzied out of nowhere ( ) TIL having cancer is quirky he most certainly did touch it. pretty sure the guy posting is the same guy reviewing calls in Toronto You guys are still going?! Brilliant! Excellent casting choice. Is he going to be .007's side kick? Or Maybe a long lost son by one of his hundreds of sexual conquests? You'd think six or eight little Bondletts would have shown up by now!? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Just jumped to June for the grey aluminum. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Same. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Still less snow than taos. Yeah I moved out here and people said the skiing was good. Oh my gracious..... I see we have lots of dog people here. How can someone even dislike them? 期待している I don't know, but I'm scared ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I liked this, you write quite well. Only thing is i had to read it twice to figure out what it was about. I stopped watching after episode where Akamaru rescues team 8 by peeing or sth ლ( ლ). But I guess I'll try to catch up later cause I'm curious how Sakura and Ino's team are doing in this arc ( ) have an up vote Lemon Squad . Added, but coming to the store "Soon™" I'm completely torn now between ESL and the SeatStory House Cup. Such a difficult decision Quand t'es pas du bon bord, tu es un incompétent intellectuel? Front page on r/see thanks guys ಠ ಠ Zon... ( ) ... ... I... Uh... I like to think that its just making my immune system stronger. Of course all of these good stuff are being released right after I graduated from school ( ) ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I have some dark spots under and to the sides of my eyes. I tried to "correct them" with coconut oil, vitamin E, hell, even tried lemon juice to lighten the buggers Nope. Most I can do is wear some light concealer over top, and by light, I don't mean the shade but the amount. I have a Smashbox stick, and it has lasted forever since it's for small jobs. That little bit of care for myself makes me feel like a million bucks when I do a nice eye make-up job ;) You're not alone mama. We grow and change because hello new baby and different hormones. It sucks, it really does. I have pants that are too big on me that require a belt. I hate belts. And yet, my smaller pairs are too small I also have to watch what I'm wearing up-top because breast-feeding, so my wardrobe is temporarily limited, but that's all it is, temporary. Oh god, you're right. ( ) are you not challenger bro REDDIT! WE'VE BEEN BREACHED! If cum_guzzler is here, I'm pretty sure it's safe for anyone to come forward. (┛ )┛彡┻━┻ I watched it again to make sure I didn't miss her doing something silly...I watched it like 5 times before realizing there was nothing wrong about it That dark spot on your phone irks me. I thought I had dirt on my screen. I assume you don't mean Wind Adjustment Factor. I can't remember, honestly. I guess it's possible. It was literally just Lipton Iced Tea and some kind of alcohol... ( ) Episode 3 Anakin: I deal with customer service over the phone and get spoken to like this on a regular basis...Fuck people, man. This is why I have 18 pets and only leave home for work. Something seems fishy... Why would a polish IT site get it early and not anyone else? These sorts of benchmarks are usually done with a test bench and not a case for the best airflow, and lastly, why would you put graphics cards down like that I can relate to the somalian slum thing. My bf everytime he passes near my neighbourhood he acts like that, and I would tell him 'Hey! you won't get killed! This isn't like Bagdad or something. '. What does this have to do with Hitler. No I mean improve it so it's harder to 3-star ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Joshua here, gonna rock and roll 8 ┬─┬ノ( ノ) " " ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ One letter away from I had a friend drop out of Diamond when he was playing against P3's. Thankfully I'm not that low yet ಠ_ಠ Divide We Stand You leave Danny Way alone. Nice eyes can still be judgmental. So Turku is left on the outside of the fence? Oh no! Do you ever have yours unprepared! Mine is always prepared. ALWAYS It looks like it's pierced too. Ahh shit, didn't see that, I'll quietly return to my cave now Then you have to get rid of ALL your stolen goods. been a good while since I broke out one of these but..... ** ** I'm more interested in her reaction when you try it anyway. ┌( )┘ OOC: I won't let that happen. Is he an Arlington fan? Weirdest boner right now. ┬─┬ ︵/( )\︵┬─┬ I like dead orbit because of the shaders and the emblems but truth be told I am not a huge fan of the ideology of the faction. Wanting to run away from earth instead of staying to fight. :D ;D I got my room for $250 3 days at Excalibur but I'm choosing not to go. Gonna be way too crowded to even enjoy yourself. Anyone want my room? For a small fee of course ## Todos os dias ( ) You have made the “Panda set”. I am in your debt…. -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) >thought police can go fuck themselves You should calculate how much of it is directly because of replies that only have: by my comment I mean both are shitty econoboxes. are... are they the 'odd' couple because they're different races? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) what? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Seriously? As a subscriber of /r/musictheory: ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I think I'd rather my tea not do that Glad you cleared that up That news though. So I've heard :P but I really just hated the look of it to be honest, unity is so much more beautiful <3 though unity seems to have a problem with freezing randomly and frequently as I'm learning ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Now, that's out of line. My fingers don't get sore from tapping on monsters but from leveling up heroes kappa. Well cheaters can be sadistic too and just stay on and troll. Remember call of duty modders who can kill you across the map thru a wall with a headshot by using aimbots. :D ಠ_ಠ :D (it's too late.) (looks back in disgust) The first dog. Bottom right picture. That look. He's looking into my soul. Vulcan mind meld. -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ᕦ( )ᕤ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ( )–Ψ It's not every day you see people stepping up to Islam Always a fan of the Raven! I went out to buy one and somebody had picked it up only a hour before I got there ended up getting the 09 R1 they had in pearl white. Either way R1s are sexy Glad someone got it...from all the down votes you think I'd done something wrong ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Cammy almost looks like she's enjoying that... I'd eat that, doesn't need rice...ಠ_ಠ It' very unreliable weather here... One week sunny and nice, and suddenly when you wake up there's snow everywhere Naw, I hacked my way through a 23-26 Grineer alert bopping away to pop music #** ** Nothing destroys wood faster than an untamed beaver. The struggles of a brand new fan.. I always get asked"Hey man, what if brand new gets old.. Do they change their name to Not So New?" nice try! blood thirsty fuck head cop. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Dead - "Before we began to play there was a crowd of about 300 in there, but in the second song 'Necro Lust' we began to throw around those pig heads. Only 50 were left, I liked that! [...] We wanna scare those [who] shouldn't be at our concerts and they will have to escape through the emergency exit with parts of their body missing, so we can have something to throw around. [...] If someone doesn't like blood and rotten flesh thrown in their face they can FUCK OFF, and that's exactly what they do." Dat hop. Not anymore ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Ah of course, what was I thinking with the Nexuses God no . Birthday cards and special things from when I was a kid. "Trucking company" ┬─┬ノ( ノ) # Hehe yea me too. The art style was really cool ^ # Maybe it's because I don't like kids, but good for you for not laying the little fucker out. I would have. wtf ( )っ✂╰⋃╯ "Der da drängelt! " Ok, I have just read Snail polish... And went back to see the photos again looking for small snails at her fingers... Entry level-10 years experience minimum.... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) /u/PleaseRespectTables ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) PleaseRespectTables Why didn't anyone tell me this sooner?! You're not op. A taped book? Why would you tape your books? You couldn't open it ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Sounds... seedy... ( ) Comic sans..... Oh On the side .. so - fetal position [┬─┬ノ( ノ)](/u/pleaserespecttables) I remember some guy raging in frb chat because his hellcat couldn't turn with zeros like the history channel said it could. ⌐■-■ ノ( ノ) In the cupholder, they're useless and the drinks would just get spilled anyways I ordered 60 10mL bottles, and they threw in 5 freebies. I'd say about 30 of them tasted exactly the same after a 2-week steep (not bad, but definitely the same). Of the other 35, I *really* liked about 20 of them, 10 were okay, and the other 5 were awful (I'm looking at you, Bombs Away. Where was the hint of berry and the energy drink? I thought you were a Jagerbomb, not black licorice ). Finally an answer! Been trying to find this out for ages -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) I had to scroll too far to find this. How on Earth... nvm. I don't wanna know. (˙□˙ ) ノ( ノ) When was the author of this born? The frickin' 90's? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) That noise that DW just made while imitating an engine Well, that will change the course of history since he can't get assassinated... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) This is delicious. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That username > That wiring is so shitty. Mine broke off from the fuse when I put my battery in. Wut? Where in Germany did they stop? And where else do they in Germany? To the top with this! Stop fixing things that aren't broken and take care of the real issues. Please. Or I'll stop using reddit. That awkward moment I don't know who either of those ppl are **THAT'S NOT THE REAL WARLIZARD ** ( ) Don't forget the obligatory and ಠ⌣ಠ comments. Those emoticons are fucking ruined for me now. At the risk of self-aggrandizement 1040 technically does. When I was brainstoming it occurred to me that, as often as the Foundation seems to run across this sort of thing, they would probably invest in an automated system for correcting screwy documents with annoying meta quirks. So I made up a system named Project Null Context and used that instead of calling the damned skip "Daniel" a dozen odd times. Less fun? Maybe. But it was a hell of a lot easier to write I quit drinking because of Hep C and my friends keep asking why cant i have a drink. I had this issue in the first BO. I couldn't have a class names Famas. But I can use a gun called Famas, and that's cool. It's a perfectly fine shirt with a perfectly fine colour. /u/blastcage #### You liar Nice try. Soininvaaran kuvituksessa on myös hyvä. Forgot to mention that it's not always essy to read all the information within the app itself... But that's a detail we can live with for now :) Can't afford two What in the world... How did you... Even come across that video... . I was waiting for that baby the whole time since you said he was in it. But I did not expect that. This fucker looks devious! Je sais pas si c'est sarcastique et que t'essaie de me faire suivre ce lien Todos os dias sai uma noticia positiva para Portugal ( ) Glad everyone is okay. Especially your sister, considering the damage. I'd be very curious to see the text/phone records off the person who hit you. No question their eyes were elsewhere. He's a little harsh on us Medfordites. Of all the classes you picked pulse rifles? I didn't realize that diseases knew which religions to affect. When I saw the sentiments I thought it looked like they had cephelons in their chests, just saying Because caring about your skin makes you a self absorbed cunt. You put an Australian price into a USD to AUD converter. ( ) ┻━┻ ( •̀ε•́ ) ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ( •̀ε•́ ) Hate to the dark side it leads. ┬─┬ノ<( ノ)> What are these kind of "stones" worth? I want one! ლ( ლ) どさくさに紛れていろんなとこ触りたい やっちまった Aren't most vaccines cheap or sometimes free? Now, if *I* were a celebrity stalker........... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) wait so lebron isnt even in your top 5? xthormolecules 31titan (hunger ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Let me know if you there is anything in Florida that you would be willing to trade a Fruit Punch for ╯ ╯︵ /r/thebutton ╯ ╯︵ uoʇʇnqǝɥʇ/ɹ/ /r/thebuttonノ( ノ) > ┬─┬ <( )> Never played SA. Guess o can't solve the mystery Nice, I went with the yellow rather than the Orange. Didn't stop a commander nearly colliding with me as I left the spaceport tho ┬─┬ノ( ノ) **PleaseRespectTables** C'mon man. FM radio? We had a similar chemistry teacher. He was a pyrotechnics and explosives expert and would tell classes where bombs would need to be placed to level the school. Interesting guy. He's making the face Pffft.... No What a creepy utter fuck. Well that escalated quickly.. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) My response: "I'd recognize that ballsack-on-a-stick anywhere! But wait... that's not in 4U... " ... Chacin still on the Rockies... Too bad a Megawatt is not a unit of storage. "He has to consent to be arrested" Wut >Apparently she fell asleep. My TunnelBear trick isn't working today... I think she's just feeling a little too hot Can't tell if serious... Was that you on Imgur too? Or did you just copy the top comment ??? Who is wanderley and cosmo? I hate how you look at some of these hams and can see by their face that there's probably a nice, fun person hiding inside SOMEWHERE.Then you look down and.. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Was that you on Imgur too? Or did you just copy the second-to top comment ??? Aha...ahaha... . I got... Clinique color pop in ginger pop, the bite watercolor lip gloss set (I don't even know why... I just think it looks so lovely...), roller lash, the black Boscia Konjac sponge, dr. Jart ceramidin cream (LOVE), stila stay all day in aria, bare minerals complexion rescue, and my HG clarins sunscreen. Of course I'm sitting on the sephora app mulling over some more purchases because I have a mental problem ... Oh well. twas fun, my sephora was dead empty for the first 30 mins and my friend and I swatched every damn blush in the store. 😋 What if it backfires and they do a movie together? "This season on Game of Thrones: Grey Worm deals with his newly discovered feelings" Dat unnecessary 2nd line N O Don is Viet Cong? Funny he doesn't look it. ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Martin Solveing's orgainized dancing You'll make Vera jealous They look like statues -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ( ) ╭∩╮(ಠ۝ಠ)╭∩╮ ( )╭∩╮(ಠ۝ಠ)╭∩╮ ( )╭∩╮(ಠ۝ಠ)╭∩╮ ( ) ╭∩╮(ಠ۝ಠ)╭∩╮ > R u srs.. ..... I read that as "twice as sexy as creepy Cersei" 10 Scouts!? Usually that many chefs in the kitchen? ( ) The Hawks are under the Ducks to win the cup, but above them to win the Western Conference TIL Xbox owners get salty and don't understand that this is a joke. Also they all assume this toilet picture means that it doesn't "run" lol He should be on some kind of list... if he's not already... I just realized that I was 17, 17 years ago. Yet people pay money for that shit The only words in Spanish I know are curse words and I know that word Yea, a no name journalist would never lie about incoming roster changes for page views. ピットブル？吠えてる顔は悪魔のようで恐ろしい かわいい The... Alphabet part?! Wtf did you do to it in the second album ( ) Definitely not S5ep4 Sidebar rules ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Ohh man, I remember when I first picked up Dark Souls - my friend was like "what's wrong with you, it's so much easier than Demon's Souls...." ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ I'm entering just cause I don't have bad rats in my library I'm an electrician and 185cm. I can easily say that my back is the most important thing that i keep healthy Did you "hack it" to disable tithing? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) As a German I have to say, that I can't find it anywhere. You wouldn't be the only one ... You should have really cleared the ash from the bowl ready for the next badass, some people... What do you mean THOSE people I don't get it Is this correct: "3 months have passed since I installed the poor mans one by ten, and I have not been not disappointed." KS-only specialists. Next time your in Aus come round I'll cook some up for you on the Barbie :) and then we can go watch them in the park while we eat their kin Read "tlit" as tits... Does he also think mouths are gross like "open wounds", then? What's with the eyeliner? Over Montana though? I see what you did there ( ) Try the burg ( ) His creepiness grows, among other things... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I can't afford to do it perpetually (aka my husband would be like ), so I'm looking at just doing it for the summer, leading into Raw Nats. I know I can learn from it, but a) money and b) I'm scared I'll be grumpy about someone telling me what to do haha Chewing gum is fine by me. The way my mom eats corn... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Well life isn't funny One more exam ┬─┬ノ( ノ) > 女子ならM字騎乗位だろうな He gave you a look afterward like " Da fuck you looking at?" I'm just going to remind you to avoid prison Nope nope nope. I paid for this app, mind you . Scherzer Read as a DEPer: ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ I was until I came down on orders with a report date during the games Well when a car drives over you, i dont think the years matter > Omg flashback to "The Mormon Rap". I guess, in a sense, yes... # oh man. i got love for boss. my favorites are probably the super shifter and whatever the delay pedal that i use is. the faceplate broke off many years ago and i've since forgotten which model it is. it's DD-something or other. also, i have not tried the "tera echo" ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) There there Ah ok, next time I won't just give them a huge wad of cash for my next build Reminds me of the guy in that thread who forced oral sex on a girl and then tried to justify it by saying that a hard dick has no conscience. Aye, I can't fault her for making something out of nothing. Still...Insta-celebs. ლ( ლ) You better stop browsing this sub then ... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Did you just call my refrigerator autistic? Why not 15$? Or 20$? God Im suffering wasn't even reading the title. Just clicked it in class. Damn close call ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Tugg the dog... Whenever I see that it's like, aww Lulu is so cute then ( ) Still $280 Canadian, which is about $222USD. Your flair ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Really? I may or may not have operated on myself. Instant regret. You haven't seen the original FMA but voted anyway Damn you're right! That's a pricey hi-ten bike Fuji That moment when Ryu Hayabusa stabs him in the chest mid-sentence and just turns his head 180 degrees and looks at you.... Was it, though? Is that a ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ type face or a ᕕ( )ᕗ type face? You seem to know an awful lot about this I don't know, they haven't started service as a telco yet D&amp;D didn't want the show watchers to confuse Maggy the Frog with Quentyn the Frog. Because, you know, Asha and Osha. So they didn't say Maggy's name. And then they cut Quentyn from the show completely, just to be safe. 404 - No problem found. ouch wtf ┬─┬ノ( ノ) What the fuck movie is the one with the kids getting shot? *hacking! * Run 'em off the road! Just got off? Three hours ago? What wizardry is this? I had a client send me updated brokerage statements today claiming they "just got them". No you didn't jerk hole. The statement is date March 27th. That was weeks ago. "I CAN'T BREATH!" Okay Eric Garner Klassischer infounterricht, der subreddit erwacht Why did you do this to me Maybe the bourbon county stout threw him off.. Do The exact thing you girlfriend is probably doing and bang some different people whilst she's away She's wearing them on her feet ヤギは精力付くよ He will see this video years later and be like How do people get access to this *private * repo? How dare they. ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) iosしか使ったこと無いから知らんかった Googled nuuvem. Literally half of what it would cost me normally. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Next video: "Siberian Husky Mating" ( ) Thanks for posting this. I'm now following her for future trolling purposes. And I'm sure it'll make me rage in the future. Who the actual fuck is Karl Tanner? <-- serious question. Don't recall him from the books or show ┬─┬ノ( ノ) "Usually" People are being killed in the Middle East and ya'll are worried about the amount of stuffing in an Oreo?! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (ﾉಠ_ಠ)ﾉ lower your dongers (ﾉ )ﾉ ##** ** I ain't letting them in my house, might beam me back to 1805 AM flair. Kinda reminds me of when you leave a hotdog in the microwave for too long Oh man. That's something not quite tasty for me. Who the fucks posts pictures of shit on Facebook? Sent a DMCA and they have in their FAQ it takes them about 2-3 weeks to process messages. Um, no, that's not how the law works. OK Gaius Baltar The 42mm looks HUGE on you Yep. Spreading tolerance, one punch at a time. Everyone turns around and looks at you like this... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) What the hell?! I'm anemic and need to take 90mg of iron daily plus make sure I get plenty of natural fat to help it, plus greens, etc. Dark greens, walnuts and steak are 3 powerful iron carriers...not fucking fast food. "Helpful-ish" is how I feel whenever I enter Sephora's, really. I usually leave with a product in my hand but generally have a look on my face when I leave because I'm confused about the service I got. ばらまいたお金は上から下に流れるらしいよ This shit has to stop. Actors/famous people I like need to stop hanging out with Tom Cruise. No good will come of it. Cruise will make you turn. -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Get out. ( ) /╲/\╭(ಠ ಠ)╮/\╱\ that bezel ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Hey! 1 future HoFer at a time! Git outta here! Shoo! Take your boat out of my Rivers! > Digg used to be fun... back when Reddit was the site to make fun of ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I'm still waiting for my forum account to be activated Aaargh! Thanks! was thinking it was Wednesday already What would be the sound for " "? Ehh I'd rather forget Timothy Dalton was ever James Bond ಠ ಠ I don't know any women with selfie sticks. But I do know guys with them. Or hey, maybe it's not a gender issue at all... ಠಠ ಠಠ ಠಠಠಠಠಠ ಠಠಠಠಠಠ Tell that to the Packers. They were shite last year and don't look much better this year. Although I can't talk, I support a second tier club Warlizard ing forum! Nice try, Riot employee ( ) :-DDDDDDDD Where the hell do you guys get the impression that Nintendo hates Melee? ಠ_ಠ.... Just........ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) /u/cakemiddleton your a tree hugger or something like it!!! heheh I don't think there are any animals on Earth that "don't breed at all." That trait would tend not to stick around long evolutionarily speaking. You could always get ONE juvenile mystery snail - then it wouldn't have anything to mate with. They don't multiply in the absence of mates like some other kinds (Malaysian trumpets ). But an adult might be carrying eggs that are already fertilized, so make sure to get a small one. Just back from it. Mouth is numb and keep feeling like I'm gonna swallow my tongue, otherwise I'm ok. No smoking tonight though.... saint wont be able to gank top lane He looks like the face! So cute! But pacers... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Not with that attitude Stupid, sexy Flanders ┬─┬ノ( ノ) They are last century in some places but not most of good ole Pennsyltucky. I got 40 dust " ing" ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) cuts so deep ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I don't like Firefly But that bird is likely the type that hunts other birds, and probably those early ones are all tired and worn out and full, so they're easier to catch. Night owl is still getting **some** form of worm in his diet I'm damn proud of my program > that bezel > cuts so deep ( ) I appreciate you doing a giveaway like this. It is amazing to see what people will do for 20 dollars in video game credit ... Show off. Yeah I saw that...that guy's Instagram page says he's a gooner. Nothing like a bit of encouragement to our potential future stars. Its funny how obsessed this sub is with FPV style rigs, so much so to the point they recommend them for a serious AP rig. I had people recommending a zmr 250 PDB for a 800mm sized hex build on 6s That price... I was able to keep up with most of my readings this semester (thankfully). The only one I didn't really keep up with was anatomy lol. they wanted 2-4 chapters per week and each chapter was on average around 60 pages. I just couldn't do it. I stopped reading after like the first month or so and somehow I happen to have an 97% in the class ¯\\_( )_/¯ Cool context? Zombinis was a game unlike any other I tell ya...It blew my mind as a little kid You'll be fine as long as you don't try skating on blades you wore on concrete. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Indeed it is... She just wanted a little taste of tendon that's all Where aboots will this be located? I'm used to folks saying "now coming to North Austin! And they're on 51st. *hackers! * Lemon Meringue Tie has the catchiest chorus, it's like it's with me, always. This is a game changer Chili dog. GTA GTA GTA GTA GTA You mean dividing themselves? Maybe we just have superior products ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I think he knew them already A complete vibe change for the more mild. , A une époque mes toilettes étaient bouchées, il a fallu 2 plombiers et une lettre de "menace" à l'agence pour qu'ils viennent arranger le problème. J'avais un sex friend chez moi, il va aux toilettes, il revient, "je viens d'avoir une idée, on regarde Trainspotting" ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ How do they know you even paid for it? for normal people its a lot ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Analogue version of the ol' Unplug/Replug eh? Alrighty I'll just press Square and HEY WAIT A MINUTE!!! I wanted to be an astronaut or pilot. For a brief period I also wanted to be a teacher. Then I grew up and went to college to get an IT degree. Today I'm a customer service lead for an airline with lots of student loans . Ce legatura are asta cu intrebarea? My dog is the same way and will destroy any toy that's isn't a nylabone. Right now he has three and we cycle them out each day for his crate time. The only other ones that doesn't destroy are rubber balls. Luckily he really loves chewing and doesn't mind just Nylabones. I only give him non Nylabone toys when I can supervise his chewing otherwise his white fluff poops stick to his bum ┬─┬ノ( ノ) It's yours - Ahem , It's Jay-Z , not Ice-T Eating pie and watching people run on their hamster wheels. Stop glaring at me. 'attacked' We're not shadowbanning anyone. We don't even *have the ability to shadowban*... ## What have we done Surprised Florida didn't get "Girls Gone Wild" Honestly, any matte shadow with good pigmentation of the same colour will do. I used Rimmel Glam Eyes Mono Eye Shadow in Jet Black until I lost it ( ). We all know why you did it. *sigh* here's your upvote... enjoy. ( ) Inherit the Wind is higher rated than Nashville? After that one im on the case. ლ( ლ) Ah but if I read this correctly it is Google itself that determines what on the page is the truth. How ironic. Was it really a coincidence? You mean to tell me it wasn't real?! I did it with my fingers. My original technique left me with blisters on my thumb and finger. That's fucking scary I bet these are the same guys who ask their girlfriends for anal during their periods Yeah, I'm working on those attack speeds. Blew about 100k the other day with no AS conversions at all. Yeah, it's just downvotes. 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I love that strange rigid then disintegrating texture of the bone when it gives way between my teeth. That's probably a bit weird I suppose. That's... not helpful. Thanks for this. I wonder what the slitting his throat part really means ( ) Not realistic. Didn't see any punchers at all. So are you telling me you're sexualizing the babies penis? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That cable management I'm using AOL as well and haven't gotten it Omg just noticed that girl has no arms! ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ( ) I used twitch ulti on the nexus turret. P̦̰͈̜̹̣͉͚̠̌͐ͥͯ̍͋̈́̿̽͛̄͒e̜̼̬̰̳̼̬͖͈̜͍̦̤̼̜ͪ̽̌̄̂̓̊̈́͊̐n̮͉͚͙͉̙̝̼͎̬̻̯̖͌̒͒̅̄͑ͦ̈i͍͎̟̞̥̣̖͈̞̯͙̼̜̘̰̥̳̳̯̐̀̉ͨ̊̍̓̌̆̋͗̈́ͪ͐͛̿͋s̘̬̗̙̰̗̲̜̩͔͍̘̰̘̮̿͐̀̽̆̑̈̚ Didn't list Ireland "Is Pepsi okay?" Is fucking IPhone okay?! ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Oh god why Thanks a lot man. I was wondering why nothing was coming up. Wrong key words I just got an email from Netflix about how I might like a show called Scrotal Recall, about a man who gets chlamydia and has to tell his partners ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I think so Bitch put me in a bag "Moar low!" is not always the answer. Yeah, not sure shallow tunnel idea is very smart under the cbd. have they heard of basements Always friends. but still I live in Montreal, every time people catch my accent they automatically assume I'm Mexican. Like there's no other Spanish speaking country Am I a mod mow? No. Everyone just lets you have smudged eyeliner. They're blocking the entire eastbound lane of university And the toddlers always come up to me for some reason, too. ლ( ლ) I dress kind of goofy at parties so maybe that's it. #** ** ┬─┬ノ( ノ) well how many dicks can you hold in one hand? 62986 subscribers My best friend's brother is like that, now that I think about it....my best friend has a $2k PC, and his brother decided to get one too. He got my best friend's old Sapphire 7970, and now he complains because he's only getting 120 fps I never knew you were charged more for long distance at the first place, let alone in 2015 ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Relevant n- "From trees alived when Columbus sailed for America"......Alived..... Depends what you're wearing * * * **( )** Yeah, at this point I'm thinking of pulling a Prince and changing my name to a symbol. Just call me OMG YES! I wish you a happy life, miss ! I have an i7 Oh really? ಠ_ಠ what was that about it being an ugly watch hmm? Clippers got screwed. Do well the whole season? First round matchup with the Spurs. Unless your nickname at home is Nene Grundle I'm getting a feel like you are *her* boyfriend... The Annie one was really good, but some were just Also hourly rates too I hope you're not a teacher. # ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You look like you're trying to sell me a linux distribution If you appeal it, try and get me back my $500+ dollars I paid in fines over my five years there... I accidentally clicked and zoomed WAY in. まず病院で治療して飲酒や薬やってないか、持病はなかったのか、全部やる必要があるはずだし義務だと思うんだけどどうなってるんだ？にげたなら警察が対応するべくだと思うけどそんな様子もないな。どうなってるんだろう ( ) Looks like fun? Just needs to produce plasma too... I'm now sad that my butt doesn't shoot out fire. ლ( ლ) 紐の有用性は理解出来るが、いかんせん本編が面白くないから観続ける気にならなかった ( ) sgeet? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)͡° ͜ʖ ͡°(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)͡° ͜ʖ ͡° My first cryptid was the Mothman. I heard about him when I was in the 3rd grade. Me and my buds were surfing the Internet in class and we stumbled across a YouTube video. We watched it and it scared us all to death > ( ) Holy shit, the last 13 years of my life summed up perfectly... *cumberbatching intensifies* ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Even the police need a warrant to do that now. Ah you gotta practice more, then. Someday you'll be able to almost as much as /u/warlizard does...someday... ..Is that a thing? what did I get downvoted for? Kid hookers? Except he found her fully clothed... so now he's frustrated and in a clean house. It tasted like rotten fish. Which is something I didn't see coming, given it was a "pastry" I like your evil way of thinking... ** ** All of that tactical voting.... School days because Oh God Why I'm pretty sure I won't have time to be a mod if I get paid 400k a year ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) He knows dammit!! What does Apple use paper for? porno past?   I'm not usually one to advocate physical violence... but god fucking damn it. Thanks......... unless they are a... *never-nude* ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I get a 'fuck you' because you 'hate when people write this?' Okay, buddy. Yeah, I guess that's why Labor was so against the NBN. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) [** **](//#ancientaliens) same way i feel about #alllivesmatter line of thinking Go Lightning No, no it doesn't. oh my god... ^ ^ ^ This. Before kids, DH and I took a red eye flight from Seattle to LA for a wedding. We took off at 9 or so and landed around midnight. Got to the hotel around 2am (with the feeling of sand in our eyes... holy crap is that some crazy smog!). Anywho, there was a girl on the flight who was probably 2 or 3 who screamed almost the entire flight. Looking back, I'm sure her parents planned on her sleeping the entire plane ride. Nope. Screamed. The whole time. Super overtired... I felt bad for her. I also felt bad for the dad who very clearly was trying everything he absolutely could to calm her. Who I did NOT feel bad for was the mother who couldn't be bothered to help with her child and looked embarrassed to be there at all. You shouldn't ask a vet, or call a wildlife rescue centre. It took me a second to get this joke In the video comments he said "There were two cars parked terribly in her skinny driveway and I didn't feel like running over her mother's precious garden . That was the best I could do." ( ) Reponse: I'm gay what now party girl? Why are you wearing panties? Log in ( ) Holy shit, I'm fucked if I use Erron Black against Jax in Mortal Kombat X now that I think of it. **Oh! FFS!! ** Burn down your neighbor's house Initial response: ONLY reason I came to the comments. ಠ_ಠ Don't be so sure Why would he need to smile when he can just crack his whip, tip his fedora, jump off a dam and shoot Greedo first? Im sorry, has this being discussed beforehand? It is quite annoying when I activate stun & It never consumes to stun buff, its especially annoying since it has a long cooldown Holy shit - I thought this only happened in Seattle. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ノ( ノ) Caps off Your name is just "eh" in binary... why?? Push over their shitty wall that has the supports on the OUTSIDE. Fun fact: " " is a perfectly acceptable variable name in Javascript. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Great, I can stop shaving. Wow ...seriously Shark with legs ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) the massive input lag that projector has is making my autism flare up Wait... aren't you... that dude that... Y u do dis meme ノ( ノ) Based on android 4.4.2? 床ニー In small local elections political parties aren't nearly as important. I'd say the democratic candidate for sheriff in my county last election was less progressive than the republican candidate. He wanted to have police patrolling every single road here . -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) I can't find that one ( ) 関西は全滅か。酷いな ┬─┬ノ( ノ) He already messaged me, im afraid. Or hollaback girl. You don't eat tangerines like that... Don't you see though, right now he doesn't like it when they try to read to him. There aren't 17 months in a year pal. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) "We don't make big deal about boobs, see, we even have a super special annual day to show not big of a deal it is". *I'd have sex-in-her-end-OH!* We need to go deeper ** ** ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) Comment to the comment to find later ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Who exactly? That was my first comment in this thread. How could I have been trolling you without commenting? I realize Right?! HOW DO YOU LET HER GO lol yupp, im supreme atm and my lower friends always ask "why do you never play MM and get global?" and i say because there is such a little chance of me getting lucky enough to get enough games in a row without blatant cheaters to rank up so i just stick to ESEA mostly. and they play it off like im joking and joke with me that im not good enough and im like.... im serious Man Fallout drama is a guaranteed ticket to SRDD (looking at you Broseph_Stalin ). Pick me! EDIT: Hope I get SS2. Hair covering nipples??? This is iPhone only, not universal. What a punch rnt u improper?? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) except when every wipe is DPS getting hit by divebombs and stealing tank tethers, then twistering the entire party stacked for megaflare. That imaginary penis is huge. I think you might be looking for /r/cubs. Tubal ligation How do you know what crap tastes like? Wow. Beautiful. gee, thanks I thought we had gotten rid of this guy and his shitty tweaks Assholes like this make me wish I could spit venom. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Seriously be careful.. 15 watts for 50 bucks ... I liked dark 2, but it just felt somewhat different from the three other titles. Did I say something so bad? "Shit it has a camera" ** ** What about green skittles? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) Not sure if pickle pun, or actually sweet. It's this one That's right around the corner from my house "First look at the new trailer" ...in a newspaper. Joshua claiming 8 Haha, your funny your pants are psychedelic ( ) Yes, and *this* "thing" is missing its tip. No you're supposed to respond like /u/Warlizard does. I guarantee if you check his post history the first page will have at least one instance of responding to someone with just this face. Have a vote, and an upvote. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ > Oh ***god*** Not a word about the massive (steaming) pile of remix art that came from this? Holy Bejeebus # ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Calling your past self your love interest is like calling your hand your girlfriend! I read that as "explosions" ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Happy to help. I despise people rigging these kinda competitions Dude… Ummmmm Here i am thinking wtf is a Support Spitfire Don't be a pun-**Busta** あの対応はマズいけど経歴はどうでもいいじゃん muslim savages I don't have animosity towards Christians, I actually believe in the basic principles of Christianity and how they apply to life practically. That being said, consistency is a major issue in how Christians depict God's sovereignty. If God is all sovereign and powerful, then logic dictates God had the power to stop the shooting from occurring but didn't. If one is a Christian/theist, God allowing this to happen is a viable scenario, and one difficult to negate....saw the video, thought Huckabee gave a safe answer and a fairly common one for mainstream Christianity. However, Christians need to be forthcoming about God's sovereignty and bad things happening. You can't just say all good things that happen are God and all bad things are not God. I'm not saying I have all the right answers but there are issues that need to be worked out. I think you're underestimating a heroin-hangover Gahhhhhhhhhhh! I'd say chiropractic is the real scam, considering how the kid's skeleton hasn't even ossified yet. Thats a lot of de dude . Do you farm in champs for de? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Someone enabled Godmode. Oh, and I'm just pushing 40, I just *look* as old as Harrison Ford... Ellipses followed by a space followed by a word with a comma. How would you know? This comes up a lot 最悪金が払えないなら勲章でもあげろよ A plausible defense. You've beaten me this time; but I'll be keeping my eyes on you. ** ** ( ) thats so beautifull and some are so amazing can believe Thats what makes it funny Snergle snack here comes the sack ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ What in the actual fuck. I think ... I think it's cheese graters Or the water hammer. It's somehow always in the truck parked farthest from the scene -100 karma on an account that young. At least he's determined? I'm glad you got the reference. Still here, I kinda understand why my classmates were freaking out all month over this assignment now. I'm like half way through it, two tough questions and I can fly through the last. This shit is just too time consuming; I feel like I am providing commentary on how the protocol data units are travelling back and forth Not with that attitude. No money for you! I'm sure any fan at this point would've already found some sort of way to play the HD collections instead of constantly asking through countless forums to port the same game for a third time onto the PS4. So your telling me that the number of cores a cpu has and the speed of the ram is not a way to measure the performance of the product? These are factors that performance can measured with. While not the only ones they are still important. An 8 core cpu will be better performing than a 4 core cpu in general because of its amount of cores. It will allow you to do more things at the present time without crashing your pc. While the clock speed of a processor is important too it is not the only way to measure performance. While the speed of the ram doesn't matter a whole lot you will notice a performance increase if the frequency of the ram is high as more things can be sent to the stick of ram at one time. While the size of the ram is also a contributing factor it is not the sole indicator of performance. If you haven't listened again my argument is that your time will not be as enjoyable. Yes you can play gta with the minimum specs (obviously) but your time will not be as enjoyable. While you managed to make a build under $800 without an OS, cooling and a good looking case doesn't mean I'm wrong. You can believe that my knowledge is wrong, my friends knowledge is wrong, and that my friend is made up all you like but it doesn't change the fact that your argument is invalid and your being a little bitch about it. Oh god how I hope your trolling me right now. He has a pencil. Waitaminit you're bilbo I've already got you added. Whatchu trying to record OP? Couldn't he have used his hand to hold the magnifying glass instead of activating the 3rd hand? Eu estava a ser moralista, Aren't you the guy that makes those " " comments to people that ask you if you're that guy from the BattleReptile Gaming Message Boards? ( ) So basically OP got yelled at because of a software bug in THEIR software. Great customer service. #&#3232;_&#3232;^ಠ_ಠ^^ಠ_ಠ^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^ಠ_ಠ^^ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^^ಠ_ಠ^^^ಠ_ಠ^^ Holy shit!!! =^(7)** ** The word your looking for is *Ellipsis* punctuation Nazi. BUTTERSOTCH Fucking lazy bounce pass again. This whole thread is remolting (ง )ง ...Why are some of these people still around? ಠ_ಠ^^ಠ_ಠ^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^^ಠ_ಠ^^^^^^ improper capitalization ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) What a bummer WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY? Do you jerk off into the "sausage gravy"? 人間て脂肪が多いから霜降り肉みたいでうまいんだろうな こうやって見るとキモい このわがままボディーを触りまくれる男が羨まし過ぎる Poor Benjamin. This is almost as bad as the time I picked a flea off him, and not 5 minutes later he asked to buy it from me. He then kept it as a pet for several weeks. *^vinyl ^grinds ^to ^a ^stop* ┌( )┘... Hold up. that really *is* fake? How so? Real shark put into the scene...or? {** **, 7 , 2} in BEAF. E[**ಠ_ಠ**]** **#6 in Saibian's E Notation, I think. Oh yeah that was hot!!! Back later......ಠ_ಠ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) 厳しいな 子供がいなくても親の気持ちが少しわかる… -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ☜( ☜) > C'est grammaticalement incorrect ce qui peut faire er les grammaires 卍卐卍卐 de notre monde; ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Did you happen to ask him why he made Christmas Vacation 2?... Cool leech, can I touch it? They've been trying for 20 years... Alright. These snipers are way too fast . Yeah, I'm gonna add you. とはいえやはり政策で選びたい Heeney, 4th round aka Paul Borland/Chris Worrilow No. Wow after 20 Fehr and Johansson out You alright there? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) The first place I taught (a liberal arts college) only required up to calc II for chemistry majors. The class they took should have included integration and some differential equations, but I remember one student said her prof was behind and they covered integrals about a week before finals . Also many took it as freshmen and by the time they were seniors they forgot it. I spent a lot of time on math review. But the warranty It won't happen because apparently Nintendo has enough money What the fuck? wat ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Fuck off I'm downvoting myself ....and I was born. I switched last year from Comcast (after 14 good years) to CCI and am sorry I did so. I saved a bit of money, but I certainly don't have the quality, speed or reliability I had with Comcast. Im interested. ** ** ( ) The username is a play on my name that I came up with when I was younger.. Didn't realize until I made a reddit account that it had another meaning ( ) ▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一 That editing though. ^(Stupid Flanders! ) 4/20 ? /u/PleaseRespectTables ノ( ノ) -.- I :-: think ._. you @-@ do I picked him in the zero tackle fan team thing. My biggest concern is the number of people picking Barba on the bench for Qld /unjerk Oh, no. She has the right sub. Because you have amiibo stock and a regular New3DS and we don't, stop complaining The timing is suspicious though. An attack on the Obama administration just after Hillary announces that she's running? Those boots look unnecessarily slippery Kind of a let down. a) In this guy's ass? And that's the way the other guy helps him kill it? Huh.. soccer is weird... > At first I was ashamed because all of ours seemed a little small, but then I realised we only get to see the big ones. Just like porn ** ** WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK???????????? Thanks for this. And yeah Ive always thought this was attraction but it has been over year and my feelings for her cant die. Starting to feel like the conversation between a parent and child ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ Fucking muggles and their inability to see the magic in Christmas socks. ( ) Let's go read Arslan Denka doujins, together bathroom? 100% Win rate on Urgot I once had someone on Reddit tell me that Lucas didn't create the universe, he stole old tropes from the works of others. EVERYBODY DANCE! ┌( )┘ Could be. We wait My face most of this game: ... A one, a two, a three... Crunch! RIGHT? Thing is, it's too hot to walk here. Also, snatch theft, uneven roads, shitty drivers (!) and unreliable traffic lights. *sigh* And yes yes yes with the "BUY ONE PLZ SO EAZY 9 YEAR CONTRACT, DURR". ┬─┬ノ( ノ) If somebody said "No dark chicks," it would be an *extreme* red flag, too. Spoken like someone who's lost a bet before and not fulfilled their obligation... WHY IS THIS WEBSITE A THING?!? ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Midori is just kind of , even though she's honestly not surprised in the least. She lifts a hand to clonk him on the head for his mischief, but it's not as hard of a hit as he's probably anticipating, and it turns into ruffling and messing up his hair. "You know, I live here now. You can't go making trouble for me all the time here," she says, half-seriously and half-jokingly. She knows Kusaru couldn't avoid trouble no matter how hard he tried. hahaha Thanks for sharing that pimple information... I just reserved one and it said we still need 3 more Anyone else notice one is a tweet and the other is a Facebook post? Quirky hectopascals Yeah. He just released a bunch of poison gas on innocent families. Totally forgivable. 2-5 million to defend? 100-200 thousand to settle. Hmm, fack. WAO!! GOOD! EXCITING! It's terrible Senior Product Marketing Manager in an AdTech. Well former Must have popped off. ( ) I was like : " oh look at theses cutes little... ' " ┬─┬ノ( ノ) A twelve *foot* tail?m God I wish, double fatebringers ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Sun Devil... I may freak out if Arya ends up with a Jaqen face It feels like mine got fisted You do your best not to harm them. There was a centipede on my ceiling two days ago. My friend kept telling me to just kill the little guy and get it overwith, but I've long understood the best way to deal with them. He eventually fell onto my bed and I shrieked like a little girl (which my friend thought was hilarious ). The centipede went behind my bed and eventually ran into the hallway. Westaboo Baptist Church Cmon steven your better than that It's awful. Especially when you have a long day. I can't remember when we started signing. Maybe around or after 6 months old? It was amazing. Then I went and got pregnant with #2, and DD's signs AND speech regressed from about 15-19 months Then one day she started saying words more and more often, but dropped the signs. Now she parrots words and once in a blue moon catches herself signing. ( )┌∩┐ I think another problem might be trolling... someone jumps in front of you and spawns a portal to goatsee.com when you're showing your 3 year old daughter what Janus is and how it works. I thought it was real Oh. I always have to open the shower curtains and look inside if I'm in the bathroom Consequences will never be the same > But do they h8, or do they r8 8/8 m8 After making $1000, you can't finger girls anymore. ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I'd be okay with that... I'd have an even number of buildings again. CALL ME OCD BUT THE LAB DOESN'T FIT LIKE THE SPELL FACTORY DOES. But in all honesty, I don't want a DE spell factory. Too many spells. It would just be chaos in the game. The shackle angles are definitely not working as intended. Sometimes it misses a tree right behind the target, and sometimes they find the nearest tree and shackle to it, regardless of position. Guess which one of those keeps happening to me. Uranus is my favorite Beautiful job! ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Traditional baking with razor blades. Snipers might need some AT support. Hearthstone I just watched the entire movie in that single trailer. What a pet peeve Dude, gross. The fuck is wrong with you? > Huh, confused how he's doing so poorly now ┬─┬ノ( ノ) >> > What callback? No kindle edition > > > "Lap dog" ................................. f[.1 ..<<</___%./qqdpSoqqzqsdqqqr Midori can't help the . If Kusaru was hoping for praise at having learned how to take a bath without getting soap in his eyes at his age, well, Midori isn't going to be providing it for him. "Uh. I see," she says, rather un-enthusiastically. "And what exactly do you mean by 'manly stuff'?" She's almost afraid to ask. A friend of mine bought this on RSD on here was only the second record inside. There was no first record. ... ... ... I'm not used to American TV commercials, so when they cut for break just now on Logo as I wait for the new ep and they kept going on and on and on and on and on about them.. must.. buy.. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) He's been oddly quiet about those lately...I have a feeling they're just gonna pop up out of nowhere one of these days Jesus,"Oh sinner why don't you answer somebody's knocking at your door." Me, "SHUT UP AND GIVE ME MY PIZZA , GEZZ. " that will be 19.99 sinner" I prefer the Marlon Brando one. >> > > >> [M] Thanks!! If I ever see him, I'll let him know you said it too? I'm from Bath! Only people who think it make them sound important add an unnecessary R, and all they achieve is to sound pretentious. But it is never 'baff'. NEVER Don't be talkin' no shit about Blue Bell picard will keep id3 ratings pretty easily... My dad was in this same situation when I was kid. judge: "Why haven't you paid child support in the last 4 months? Do you not care about your kid?" dad: "I've been in jail for the last 4 months... ". I don't doubt it, we all have some crazy fans... but.... OP asks a question, user answers question, user gets downvotes for answering question. Good job /r/Christianity! I ate three hot dogs last Friday. I think my boobs are what's comfortable. I heard they live exclusively off of tithes and donations. I hope I'm wrong. I did accept myself and I have myself as a friend now.. look at pictures 09.00 A.M. (GMT+9) is actually now.. but wait, where's the jailbreak? ┌( )┘ TIL andrew bayer was one half of signalrunners ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Where's the S6? Awkward Why can nobody in this thread spell Hornady ic0nic Is it weird that I find the phrase "Indian floodwater" more unsettling? What's an abomination is AaronRodgers16 with Cubs flair Haven't relapsed yet, I'll see how long I can last, I'll probably lose knowing me, so hard to fight the urges :/ just gotta power through it. Plus I don't wanna spend money Why does it actually surprise me that THIS exists...... wai no italy yet ლ( ლ) Adica e un asshole pentru ca nu a vrut sa ramana intr-o relatie moarta, cauzand durere si mai mare pentru amandoi? Fuck him, right? Cati ani ai, 14? Fuckin' white trash It's cal. That's what they do there. By that logic, you can't complain about the government. If you don't like that the Republicans or Democrats are in charge, then just move to a different country or become a sovereign citizen. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I know the feel WILLAM YOU LIVE IN A WORMHOLE NOW. That means It was good. ( ) java.com/en/download/faq/**chrome.xml** ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Yeah, your bike needs it's own genre. You don't cruise. Hoping that means there will be a crack from another group out soon. All I've managed to succeed doing with these is to get 2 different popup extensions in Firefox and Chrome . ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) "Friday" doesn't rate high enough? That website is shit. Now that's the reason why you have to suck it for 30 mins on your 1st post! Amazing boobies you got there! You're very lucky mate! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Respect Tables Man Started in Sandy when the game came out and was like... "this music... no... " ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Captain Upright Did she die? すごいわ、 SAY WHA? (ᓄ )ᓄ ( ) Z keeps pulling my shirt open and shouting "BAA" [bra]. Why is this one of her favorite words to show off? this: That game was at A&M ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Ayy lmao, thats the right side of his face why don't people increase the safe zone size, it really bothers me Did anyone else notice that, when there are multiple people in the same picture, it's the darkest-skinned one that is holding or using it...? ( ) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Lᵒᵛᵉᵧₒᵤ Finally the comment that the was made for. Fifty thousand unicorns because it doesn't exist and never will Me too. Stop reading my mind Then the winner will be the one that type faster (ง )ง Next time, spend two Right? Makes me go .................................... I somehow have never seen this one... I now wish I could unsee it. Don't get my hopes up. Ok. pls dont ლ( ლ) Don't worry, he said "I forgot to give the ball to Jamaal" only twice last year... ლ( ლ) What. Is. Ru. WEARING?????? This seems like a case of domestic pitchfork abuse, I'll need to speak with the police first Sniper heals enemies with every shot What a shame that is on a car from my grandmothers childhood My 12 week old is doing this right now. I've been waking up every two hours, and the one night she didn't, I couldn't sleep She's got me trained :/ A LOT of us ordered the SG/S 5 upvotes? Rip inbox? Fuck You too contacts That's my parents too. Even when I would tell her that wasn't fair, she would defend him and go "He worked hard all day!" and I was like "You work with him...? in the same office...? do *you* not work hard all day?" ლ( ლ) pressing play on alienblue was painful ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I've only ever used PBW...is it the OxiClean Powdered Laundry Detergent that you use? This is entirely new information to me. I agree that I'm a tad too slim, but sadly I've been losing weight involuntarily and I've stopped working out because the underweight zone is slowly creeping up on me no matter how much I eat It took me a minute to realize the difference between the two numbers You're too kind. I was drunk and butt hurt for Dillion and pissed off at Uber. F5-ing reddit when I should be writing for my Pathfinder game. Bad Fe(CO)_5. > And don't get me started about Matt Cain's stupid contract. "Hey let's sign career .500 pitcher to an 8 year/$140 million contract" Better than some of our own kind too! I'm looking at you #wengerout gooners .gif So, you're saying in 2020 TSLA will only be worth 1/3rd of their 2015 sales. The mostly part worries me ( ) what the.... This cake is literally Yeah but she got killed by super pig , if you kill him after she disappears you get a red ribbon which signals her death. ( ) Are you serious? Her chip can do voices. The hair though.... How are you going to pull the cable out? Still not sure why it's over a 1000. I'll let it download overnight. My wifi is shit ### Packers then Cardinals then Seahawks... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Then who the fuck is using the iPhone? -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) |( )\ this isn't over... You win some, you lose some. The analysis was solid, no need to apologise. I have been on a run of absolutely shocking form recently so maybe my bad juju played a role in their performance ( ͡ಠ ͜ʖ( ) Sleep and binge watch game of thrones and other tv shows. I would too. But, there's probably a good reason they're not on the video. ┌( )┘ ~~STEVE HOLT~~ CAT DADDY! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I don't understand it! Posting hideous photos and then trying to get followers by promising boobs? The fuck would wanna see that ┬─┬ノ( ノ) We had a girl that pulled a Randy Marsh when answering a question and *mispronouncing* the country, Niger. Understandable and actually pretty funny for an innocent first or second grader. **This was junior year of highschool ** You dropped this! \\--( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Shhh, don't tell them they shouldn't live in the desert, or they'll start moving up here instead. Would have a whole new meaning if they repeated in 2015 1. I tried making it, but the tail becomes too small in the messages app. Idk why Riiiiight. ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ all you need is Monte & Adam Lambert and you've got a winner, sir Its not unavoidable dude... I thought that would be a subreddit calling people on their bullshit videos but instead it's just a list of "pranks". -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ノ( ゜-゜ノ)     ノ( ノ) But there are all those frogs. By the end of this year this game will be renamed to Frog Wars 2. you are using that the wrong way Well it's been a while since RNGesus was good to me....I have a total of 17 golems, 13 Rashils, 10+ Grybes and Vishras over the course of my summoning career... *checks submissions* ** ** The 1938 Robin Hood film with Errol Flynn did a decent job getting it right. Mainly because Howard Hill was responsible for the archery on set. Even the recent Robin Hood with Russel Crow was not to shabby at it either...now other movies He slept with my wife... ( ͡° ͜ʖ( ) HE'S DOING THINGS TO MY BUTT I'm doin things to her ( ͡° ͜ʖ( ) ayyyy lmao. This is why our age group gets insurance that costs a million times more you fuckheads what is this post? I suspect these recent posts are an attack by a Colored Faction with the attempt to divide the Shade. My god > 捜査したら業務上過失なんたらぐらいにはなると思うんだよね ┬─┬ノ( ノ) If anyone is wondering why they wrote "MAC" instead of "Mac", it's because they think MAC is an acronym for Macintosh Apple Computer. Moe moe kyun her what? 最近よく死ぬな ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) lol he looks away for a second as if to say: "Knife Juggler, that's cute." Checks back for the last juggle. A girl talking about sex isn't an invitation. ノ(ಠ_ಠノ )LOWER YOUR BORTLES ノ( ノ) what a wonderful link to be purple at work. I mainly use defender ( ) checked the first 7.. is that gonna be 106 pics of her feet >2.- I am glad that we do not look special both of us exercising in a row while the rest of the area is empty.... Double- But if you took it that way, 1+1 = 3. The parents don't stop existing after having a child. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) As far as I know this methodology is the best "tool" to crack passwords stored as hashes. 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That username, tho... lol Thirty tutu oh hey america whats u-...... nevermind ill just go see dad now For me my prestige transition freezes for like 30-60 seconds with prestige # banner I read "and, well, me too" to mean you also have a soap cannon for kids. Got mine for $85 on Amazon w/ Prime just the other week.. Going down with the ship, I salute you (' )7 From Rick Carlisle riding his...back. That's a funny joke about how you said that you haven't seen Star Wars. Really funny Waterloo eh, you're lucky those cops didn't use 'necessary' force This! So much this!!!! I tend to put my music on and hope that if they seem me, they will try ignore me too, or just say hi and keep moving.... And not point at my chicken legs.... ps: what's your field? Prove it Hey, aren't you the guy that posts everywhere? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) a fat man will go hungry tonight because you dropped that cake ¯\_(ಠ_ಠ)_/¯ ¯\_(ಠ_ಠ)_/¯ ¯\_( )_/¯ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Not every weapon can look as good as Ghorn or Hawkmoon they set the bar pretty high. Edit: sorry I wasn't paying attention to the reply How low is their sensitivity ಠ_ಠ Wow so gorgeous... Much jealousy Too bad they got discontinued Are....are you guys wooing already? ### Triboro RX? Of course not. HipChat made an Watch app but they won't add proxy support to their desktop app ლ( ლ) Haha just noticed that. Posted from mobile. Darn swipe keyboard. It was supposed to say GRAY TIL, I thought that was some random dude Go *away*. Don't get me wrong, sometimes I'm into a project. But other times I'm worn out and just want a home cooked meal that is ready in 30 minutes. At least it turned out well, but not "a 20 minute recipe" as the Pinterest tag declared. I've been exposed to twice here already! Both times have been in the middle of the day on relatively busy streets. One man actually pulled over on his moped and promptly began masturbating and moaning, all while staring at me, as I walked past. Genius, or autistic? It can be a toss up 💩 ZOMBEAVERS Instructions not clear, got my head stuck in washing machine. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Holy fuck ┬─┬ノ( ノ) > in that system, 5 catfish... at most.... Harsh down votes there. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That would be 4th grade. 5th grade is 10-11 year olds. Not that that's any better.. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I'm not op Moran .no your the won who needs to learn better good how to spell. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) 渡部がフジで新番組の司会始めたからその宣伝じゃないかと俺は疑っている They realized girls like cars and money Nah, Arnold's a cool dude. It's that nigger Jerome we should be watching. Of fucking course. Space gray no charge yet and also no email. I'm so sick of ea. just about the only game I ever buy from them is Fifa and every year the game is equally glitches. 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I would say use the scout elite in hardcore because it has a higher rate of fire. Except for the fact that you're looking at furry bondage at work Your flair is very disrespectful towards tables But it is lol, this is like my 5th account ... This is to get me through this work day... My favorite part is when people act like the internet matters lol...ohhhh no, what will I do without my fake Internet points..gahhhh. Lol, have you ever heard of trolling? Your face is disrespectful to my eyes Well my best guess would be unravelling magic...on the toilet He did it to whomever he saw fit, though. A bit of an unstable element, that Vlad. And my SO is a distant relative ( ) Hey hey, what about last round? Is it a soft cookie? I know that feel. Mine reacted after a YEAR of Depo-Provera by showing up RIGHT before I was about to leave for a romantic vacation. That was a week and a half ago. It's still here. 自分が幸せになる方法考えた方がいいよなあ 戦闘的だな Yeah, what's more disturbing is that its not some anonymous forum like YouTube or reddit, these are people willing to attach absurdly racist views to their real names , and then virtually alert all their friends and family to their comments. *Weird* 朝ごはんが待ち遠しい What the fuck? Really?!?! Oh cool, thanks /u/OpossumSemen I'll just hope for the best and prepare for the worst. ಠ_ಠ <3 stop. ...... ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ I googled Slowe Mough at work. [ ](#intensifies) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) If you don't see how America's track record from slavery to Jim Crow has disadvantaged black Americans on a generational scale, then go ahead and just keep insulting people to justify your beliefs. I don't necessarily agree with /u/yeahyeaheyeknow but you seem to be less than "all fucking ears." So exactly why ***did*** you google hippo penis? You could not play w/ 2 Dudes simultaneously. ( ) Sommunity Canager Mervitor! ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) This whole launch reminds me of how George RR Martin was portrayed on South Park. "The dragons are coming! & when they get here it will be awesome!" > Yeah, really tasteful. > It depends on if you cat has seen your dick or not I don't know if I can trust a Browns fan . Pick me 420 eso >The level of fan service in new fate spin offs seems to be increasing. The new rider is wearing just large should guards and panties Betty she needed convincing? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ﾉ\__ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ ζ༼ ͜Φ ༽ᶘ(∩ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)⊃━☆ﾟ Dont mind me taking my dank memes for a walk Imagine a pyro airblasting a lvl 3 sentry back at an engie No you didn't [ ](#intensifies) Wtf did kyrie just do there... not yet ┬─┬ノ( ノ) 'guaranteed' 樹木の命をなんだと思ってるんだ If there's one thing us libertarians love, it's endless war. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Another offensive rebound... Oh. This makes a lot of sense now Your arm is almost as white as the band ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Short purple haired Reimu and a male Momiji? Uuuuuuuuuuuuuh, I have to do that sometimes and I'm 24 I hope they are very specific about the condition they want the goods returned in Kuka hitto sä oot? Watched the whole video expecting you to click whale or shark and got birds ლ( ლ) ミヂンコビンビン ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Oh yeah ...science ಠ_ಠ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) What kind of a fucking kid keeps a picture of themselves with them? 橋下と反対派が向きあって議論したらいいのに シンナー吸うと脳みそ溶けるらしいよ 見たい ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Those lines are terrible Really? We're doing this hashtag bullshit on Reddit now? Why not just go to Twitter ...I'm not sure how to feel about you. Thanks, I'm wondering that right now... Edmonton long conned us all Edmonton long conned us all Doesn't exist.... ( ) I've heard RMS a lot but I don't know what it means lol. I've searched it up but I can't really find a good article on it -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) The underline/mouth put on the face by the link makes it even better. fat girl No, no, no. That's why it is good. That prefire... Wait LOLWUT. Dat tactic touch ( ) 福島ピープル I'm sorry. But technically Camden was declared its own 3rd world country. So your not in America any more > Now every time I see hot asians I have to check extra hard to see if I see any unwarranted bulges in the nether regions. Thanks Thailand.... I lost the iron man in the first ten minutes to move ins Some bastard took my white Mojave pivot ┬─┬ノ( ノ) こんなことしても何にもならん No ppl should tell everyone if they're going for cap. Otherwise its always kill for me Thanks, also could it be because of the battery? It's 3 years old For some reason this always happens to me.. Hey bro you made a mistake.. your are dumb ლ( ლ) Annnnd this is definitely going to bug me for the rest of my life. Picturing the 'crawling out' is giving me the creeps. ... Most? I'm not aware of an LG Really upset that they got sidetracked from mios weapon again, Rebecca literally said mios weapon before Steve or someone started talking over her Thanks... TVs in waiting rooms and other public places. And so the truth comes out... > Edit: Guys I didn't mean make every post about bananas I just meant include it in your comment somewhere, or at the end... Oh well. There's definitely a chance. Even if we get him we'll still have plenty of scollys left. 7 dudes leaving early frees up a lot of space Don't tread on me! Oh what joy........... ( ) Yes... Lucky! I got mine at 4:50pm which was almost 5 hours later than what UK Mail estimated it at lol. ಠ_ I was teaching my daughter how to play and she got tired of playing SR Bots so she asked to play a Dominion game with bots. I let her play MF and I think Annie and I was reported for botting... The ironic parts are that at that time I was lvl 30 with about 13k IP (about 11k once I realized I didn't own Sion?), and worse...when I first started I would play Shaco and Nocturne top Yes i was. It was around 20 summons that I lost.... ** ** Jason Harden... Pick me # ┬─┬ノ( ノ) d b ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Won't see many more You don't want to know.  JIMMY FALLON ISNT LIVE?! I don't know what sort of quidditch you play....but quidditch with assault rifles is gonna be a pretty quick.... Danke Why is "lower back pain" capitalized??? Guess that's what you call honeydicking ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Dat plastic doh Huh? Usually when someone makes a claim that someone said something, they can back it up with a source. Pretty standard. Tax problems and meth... Are forever. Clearly. ( )–Ψ You sleep so peacefully. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Yeah! You tell 'em. 17 Golems ......Though I did recall someone on this subreddit mention that they got 24 Kajahs As a reform Jew... -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) That exists? Comrade, you have betrayed the cause. Screw that! Fucker dented OP's car. I'd say it's time for a new pair of alligator skin boots. ( ) Show me the まあきちんと検査はしてるはず…だし…きっとしてるよね… The smell of axe body spray was intense ゲイ Gendry? Where? I thought they cared more about the income to debt ratio This is from two years ago Yeah, I've noticed they've been haphazard with the hidden goodies in bathbombs lately. I had Frog Prince bathbomb a few Valentines ago and the slip of paper that was supposed to be in there was left out. It's like a fortune cookie without the fortune! -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) That's not a horse. I wasn't moaning. I thought the situation just fit. A sort of minor first world dilemma, you might say. Oh....you... says the shitlord German Audiobooks are always shorter then the Books. Quite annoying First off I doubt that's a tourist, it was probably born there. Second, that's not a nice thing to call the poor girl in red. Excessive charity That's my point as a buyer: I *will not pay for somebody else's choices* My home, my design! Just because HGTV says something is "trendy" doesn't mean I'm interested in it! ** ** worms is so good to bad no one will play it with me [M] ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Niiiice. I'm jealous ( ) Whose only activity is this one comment I understand your motivation to make money... but hey, why spend anything at all? Buy a house, and immediately put it back up for sale at 100k more than you paid, and say it's "as-is"! Why go to mount doom? I'm an expert at destroying rings. ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ... Calm your shit reddit. Just imagine double Cagesary room on the Chest Never been before but my coworker has and we were maybe gonna stop there. I don't have any safety gear though so maybe not the best idea. just really want to use my split board. ( ) Ray Searage in the dugout like Read as "summiting my hood" ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) Sometimes, it is almost as though TPP and the lore has a mind of its own. And likes to taunt us with tragic dead Charizards. I was listening to Hybrid Theory before I clicked this thread Oh I think there's normal testers too--these are just the ones that stand out from the rest . ### OP lives in Norway. Good luck going to Lapland with summer tires. Yes it does, nice cock tooಠ_ಠ "yday"? Hell yeah that was hotಠ_ಠ Niceಠ_ಠ Nice jillin shot tooಠ_ಠ Dreadful Oh god this cameraman ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I'm still trying to beat her on my first run Welcome to Google! Get your shit and get out! 1998...2001... Plot twist, his shit wrote that. I live in Montreal, we only flip city busses over No. Why do people always ask me that? Do you need to ask why The United, FBI and security theatre response would indicate what you say is a lie;unless all three of the above are morons. Damn this sub reddit had 1000 votes?. Page not found. Pls re upload Macht absolut Sinn. Wenn also der Laptop in der Nähe eines Beamten kurz unbeaufsichtigt war, dann heißt es aufpassen. > unless all three of the above are morons. Because no one took that into consideration until just yet of course It? ( ͡° ͜ʖ( ) ( ) Danes I suddenly feel like I need a shower. Damn dude, you went crazy on S caps My moods were much more stable and better after about 4 to 6 months after starting TRT. After about 8 months is when I decided to wean off SSRIs. It took several months to wean off of them. Please don't EVER quit taking them cold turkey, as you will be in withdrawal hell. Wait you have more than two? your username... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) この子は2012年の自爆テロで死んだ記事がredditのトップになってるぞ 信じられん Oh no..thats not a creepy request It's already worse than that, they think just because Apple makes an advertising bullet out of plain old 316L steel, it's as good as Rolex And miss every time.. (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง...( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)...( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° )...( )... ୧(༼ಠ益ಠ)༽୨ Would you put a goddamn pad and fitted sheet on that mattress? Jeez that guy just put quad exhaust on his camry My god that guy is fast True, opened it up at work..thank god I was alone (ಠ_ಠ) In order to believe that there's a creator, I must find it among its creation. ( ) No dude, it's what ever logo is on the cup. Not a water bottle. It's the same cup. Might wanna get your vision checked. How can you be concerned about data usage when you can't even count that usage correctly? 牧瀬里穂を思い出す -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Also whenever severe weather happens and a shelf cloud comes, everyone I know tells me they see a wall cloud and ask me to report it to the nws, and sometimes they try to argue that it's not a shelf cloud even thow they have no experince with weather and I'm right next to them looking at the same cloud ┬─┬ノ( ノ) No, we Don't Know. Am an avid reader gearing up to ride this Spring and there has been nothing about this recall. 2nd, note the number of New posts in a 48 hour period; unless it is a sticky it isn't going to be noticed. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) These ads are way more intrusive and attention-grabbing... I hate that. I want to look at art, not the distracting, weird ads right next to it. My mom sold her 1971 Dodge Charger when I was born, no room for a car seat "Aww, they're kissi.... oh.." ┌( )┘ \ thx And now I look like an idiot watching this gif for the past 5 minutes trying to move my eyebrows like this. Don't want to be **that** guy, but this isn't a selfie. It's a picture that someone took of you. You take selfies yourself ( ) Stop posting pictures of idg0d's wife please, we would not an idbook situation from compromising his security... or would we? Nah, you just poop over it ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Yea sure. ... look out your front window - I would recommend a much smaller hole. The size pictured here is perfect for mice and the smaller variety of rats. Why the fuck do 25 people agree. I remember that story Three engines on the top... Good damn auto correct *definitely that was the word you racist Via 9GAG.com, really op Stopped reading when I got to *"Round 1 (No. 20) — Landon Collins..."* ( ) (ಠ_ಠ) I must find the mother inside the fetus. ( ) Taco Bell completely fucked my order up one day. I ordered a chicken Quesadilla with a soft taco, no lettuce, and a side of quesadilla sauce. I sit down and there is a steak quesadilla with a hard taco, heaps of lettuce, and a side of nacho cheese sauce. that shit was intentional. I'm holding out hope that the tattoos were a "promo purposes only" type of deal "Make the VAC bans last longer than the time it takes a cheater to make a new account." Da shit > except for 5.1 killing battery life Yeah well...I never got a wheelchair. Jokes on you. Rappers aren't looking for wives. They're looking for other people's girlfriends.. "Let me show you my dragon... Can you make it breathe fire?" Same happens on iPhone tho and that doesn't have dimmer I checked the same but for the Presidential Villa. 360k. A night. I'm having it professionally photographed ($$$ $$$) this week for making prints and it will be as good as a scan ( ) Probably until June is over "Pick One" *looks at flair* Uhhh... I love John Oliver's animal and creature imitations. Last week's raccoon was hilarious, and this week's John Key cat was pretty great. I mean, what full grown man goes around pulling little girl's and women's ponytails? Actually... it's probably someone's fetish Uh, no. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Main c# guy? What do you mean? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) /r/sexwithdogs If this isn't a Futurama reference I don't know what is. For a full femshep suit built and prepped by me? $700 plus shipping. Also I'll need some things in addition to the normal measurements, like your cup size and the like (gotta love boob armor ). Irrelevant fact of the day: I needed this and wasn't sure how to find it, so I just googled "warlizard face" and google provided. Thanks. :D You monster stop harassing poor OP! > What I actually find quite amusing though is how the show makes you think that the biggest threat for Sansa is Ramsay's girlfriend, not Ramsay. Okay. I really hope this isn't going where I think it will. (ᐛ) ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ You probably shaved against the grain ARISE ლ( ლ) There, out toward the horizon ... Is that Russia? The odds of these people being black seem pretty high Yeah. THAT is why people hate it. You know what I've never done? Jokingly sucked someone's dick. ( ) 誇りにしていいんだぜ Probably a lot. I consider myself a very generous guy. But i do not donate for nothing that benefits me, like charity. I may sound a little like an asshole now, but if you're asking me about mods, i usually give something like 5$ when i really like the mod, but for the realvidion guy i gave 10$ and for the falksaar i gave 30$ (i loved that mod, more than the actual game). In total i may have given something like 120$ total. It's not a lot, but i guess that's what i save every steam sale, and the guys deserve it. but i do not come even close to support the paid mods. That'll be $2.99 I did Don't feed me sweet lies. I will end you. > ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Me too I thought those people were few and far between. Now I'm really disturbed Wait what? If you never watched it, how do you know it is terrible?! Remind me in 1 year... (from UK). > I better not have stayed home from work for nothing. Making the funny Oh no! I just decided I *need* the green tea line, but now I feel like I need to try the seaweed too. Y u do this to me, Sharkus? ლ( ლ) You faceroll your keyboard typing all that stuff? The grind. Man, do we have to bring this controversy into everything? So like this is what goes on in insertion right? Factorial numbers..... It's just great . Haha "My parents bought me super sonico figures" ' . And here my family thinks that my love live figures are inappropriate¯\_(ツ)_/¯ The 4.7" version has a crappy processor, a crappy GPU, and half the RAM. Because *of course* it does. All that has to be said about that quest is ( )┌∩┐ The only way Nisekoi made cry is by its none progressing plot Don't get me wrong I read the chapters back to back but I would love for it progress. The same way desks protected us in the 1950’s from nuclear attacks. Can we get some firm guidelines as to what is non-creepy? Cuz it's a crap shoot out there. Lint. Most of the time. Use a paper clip ಠ_ಠ haha I like that is a shortcut. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I can't help noticing the controller and talking about mods ... -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ( ) That was the first thing I checked for. Thought "Wouldn't that be a sum bitch if he was wearing New Balances?" .......... my grandma's name was Hilda... That irked me too, especially when at the end of the month. At first I was like ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) but then I clicked **╚( )=┐** Not until shooting while jumping and shooting while running get forcibly removed So many conversations about this with my friends. Nice to see others agree with the idea. Too bad it will never happen Debadged but an M emblem on the side? I know, right? Screw that A day off I'm not a first time mother, and lately between my 3 month old not sleeping properly and my toddler being tantrummy, I would love my husband to take them out of the house, or I take a pump and go out by myself. Just what we need...people profiting off of this. Gold Nova 2 -> Wants to smurf. Wot I got him too guys, I say we start a V-2 factory and re-enact Gravity's Rainbow. Doesn't this mean the plant was sprouting when it was illegal?.. I was hoping for dying light ( ) NO Who doesn't love the taste of plastic coated in sugar? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I got them off the reddit marketplace from Stickerish's store. The girl who makes them writes a handwritten little note with them too, think it cost me $4 or something, and they sent me two thumbs up snoos (the one I have on my car now) plus two free regular snoos, two free 's and two of something else for free. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Some are getting slammed harder than others ... ............................☜( ☜) I was offered a warranty on an ethernet cable so that "if it didn't work I could return it." I'm returning it if its broke one way or the other, guy. ( ) I am not a proud I don't even have much to show for it haha ate a ton of 6* and I'm barely level 136 with only 4 7* As a Black Man...Looks at user name... This has been on British news too. You're just lazy. A man who just got raped by your alistar wouldn't be looking forward to meeting you for no reason Sorry, someone with such poor judgment can never be trusted... Caps shouldn't exist at all. This is bullshit. What do you mean, 'those' people? I know right?!? None at all. These fucking butter beasts didn't move a fucking inch in **365 DAYS**... I lifted for 25 minutes about it... one pixel "or less" They didn't have any liquor when I was in Beaverton Oregon visiting my friend...dirty bastards ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I call bullshit... I see no texture in that drawing. Tell your wife to stop reading cereal boxes. Shits so fucked up . Makes me glad I live in Idaho Te das con un Mazda 2? The girl in the blue shirt is my cousin Megacon flashbacks I see what you did there -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) I have that same blanket. ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE? I wish I had balls as big as his. I'm really enjoying your posts. You're making me want to do another re-read. Fiend. Yeah. Clearly it's worked so well for him so far ┬─┬ノ( ノ) yes and obviously yes. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Tear down the house and rebuild it properly! Wait... I forgot about this. On OSX the x in the red close button in the corner of windows appears to be off center . That would be quite a tight fit. 確かに翻訳は微妙だからね ( ) My ovaries iPad 8.1.2 and everything looks alright. It's strange because I was just thinking of something similar today.. better get the tinfoil hat but otherwise great job! ......gizzard How good was this sale that all you guys snagged the same pair? Wait? You ordered the Memory bug Card? My friends thought I had some special edition iPhone, with Andy Android as my lock screen like really? Yeah I just downloaded the latest version of iFunBox but now it just crashes every time I open it . I'll try the older versions ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Too.. late. Who plays PAL? nah jk PAL is much more balanced in a way and gives the game a slightly new meta in Europe Says someone posting in this sub Well then I'd be way in over my head Someone just bought themselves a date with /r/CFB Special Ops... I thought i was just the U.S. with tired culture wars still being discussed instead of real problems. She's stealing the worst form of politics from my country! ¯\\_( )_/¯ Because there isn't one. Thanks for all you contribute. Every time between maps you have a quick warmup, I think Kfish said something about waiting on Tahsin to fix something ( ) before they started again. What is RTA and RDA, and which mods are better, the circular or rectangular mods?ಠ_ಠ Lil Dicky didn't make the cut ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Okay but I'm just getting coffee this time. I don't want someone trying to convince me to drink Ryncol again ##** ** So pissed off right now!!! not cool Apple and yes I held my tongue out when i said Apple!! ( ) If "We are Cityzens" wins… There are some stories where the writer actually adds themselves to the story as a god. I'm looking at you and your Dark Tower, Steven King. Is that you, Jenny (no, not J-Lo)? > Plot 麻呂は気に入ったぞ It also sounds like you're negating the fact that what I said is true, but clearly you don't think deeper into what lies in the core of the problem. I don't even understand how it's possible to come to conclusions about a race and not even have experience with said race but solely off media portrayal, I grew up in a poor community and have witnessed many things to the same degree in white people as well. Everyone is equally capable. That's your hang up if you feel this is a women's issue. Your lack of understanding in equality is clear. Where the fuck is my Spiderwoman comics Dude above said it right; politicising it is silly and only damages opinion. I think the word stickler is appropriate? Starting with rain of gore in play. I read "Marching Kitties". I was confused, thought it was a new all-female corps or something I would say Asian moms are more conservative than sheltered. Or at least mine is. She's up to date on news & technology basically and just still has a very conservative view When did scumbag Stacy get replaced? Takes zero effort? You try getting 99 Fishing if you think it's effortless... just kidding spursbros Yeah, I couldn't believe it. He was like "714" and I was like "...did you just mean 14 or 114? ". Misread it as "cat rides" He even posted something on r/Conservative from LiberalLogic101, a satire website. 凸 Yes in his head Kurt 051 would not like you calling his s-IIIs "not true Spartans". No, he's right - the helmet is a bit off, I've never been a huge fan of it. The shoulders are smaller so they aren't as cumbersome together through crowds or doorways, and aren't as sharp because they are conveniently at eye height for kids who rush in for photos but they work for me! To echo /u/HandjobSally ( )... What about the moral duty to feed the hungry and help out working parents needing daycare assistance? Is that less of a duty than demonizing working people who happen to have representation at work? He doesn't think lawyers who sue companies for negligence should be able to make campaign contributions or unions should be able to. He doesn't think we should make an effort to fund anything helpful to anyone because he only cares about reducing corporate liability and taxes. Well, the you will have to handle with what God gave you man. Five squares may be enough. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I am dieng on the inside because I am in America :( I live with my parents:( and iv only just turned 18:( and I don't know were to buy any lolicon ones:(... Lolicon is ok as long as it's on paper real life is sick Oh!!!!! How did you get that character!!! I need to be classier ( ) ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ノ( ノ) It was build that way from the beginning ( ) ** ** This is reddit after all lol Dude, the assassination of Julius Caesar was a conspiracy. Saying all conspiracies are lies is the same as saying there is no such thing as greed or corruption. I guess I'm naive for thinking that people in power sometimes use that power to further their own interests...what's wrong with you freak? -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) i see two caps in your post. You put leaves in your salad? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) So THAT explains her reaction. I'm in Quebec, where even in April, they're showing minor-league hockey on TV instead of baseball. If you on that budget. Hahaha, the above comment"your hands need to be moisturized" is truly the best comment hidden in this post. I read it twice not understanding who or what it was for.... Then I looked at the watch again, damn, those digits are dry as hell sir. I wouldn't want your dry skin cells jamming up the clasp on my wife's watch. I agree with the sleeper comment of the night, moisturize them meat hooks! "The 50 pounds of paper I have IN MY HANDS?" Oh god...no sleep for me tonight ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ you know exactly bb The face when. The problem is that there is no face He would've been mine long ago had Nintendo made it a bit more clear how the registration process for 3ds Smash worked. I always thought it was a group of gang members who rape chicks as a group... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) What. My body is ready to prepare to get rid of my dups. it should wrap around and continue below, but ill check and make sure it does . Hopefully I can fix it Dat squeal by Paul How long ago was this taken?? I was there a month ago and it was far more brown with a lot less water. Malditos "paleros" neta le aplauden ಠ_ಠ Literally the first line of the article is a fucking trigger warning due to the mention of calories. I went form french press ┌( ಠ‿ಠ)┘ to grind your coffee beans at the grocery store To each their coffee own, I suppose, but do yourself a favor and buy a hand cranked bean grinder. They're good for a little early morning shoulder locomotion and the smell of freshly ground beans is invigorating. If you're already to the point of using a french press on the reg, for fucks sake don't pre-grind the beans at the grocery store ... or store them in your freezer. You might as well be brewing folgers. You started out vaping 100mg/ml juice? I've told you before I don't have the money or space Bodies falling down like dominoes That's a heavy flower. You saw an alien and the Men in Black came and neuralized your memory. I thought my 2 flairs were intense oh boy I got teary eyed watching this. damn onions! That movie would be politically incorrect these days wish it wouldn't but it seems like society now is so sensitive about the subject. /u/pedro19 u da real MVP, best subreddit ever :) minus a few scallywags Oh look, another platformer So you made this username so you can post ┬─┬ノ( ノ) multiple times a day? Why? ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You're getting my hopes up ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Clearly. I mean, I added a reply to a comment about race.... Practically a hate crime Wtf please stay civil no name calling For some weird reason I read it as "mom. Anti-red and anti-orange are still coloureds though... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Mississippi - 'lookin' Give the man his icee back Is this from a game if so which one ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Redditor for five hours, only posting about some shady website. Seems Legit No pics of Allu's balls, pls. Riiiiight... bush ノ( ノ) # HAHAHA..... Sounds like you just weren't playing it properly at first. Doesn't mean it's wildly unpredictable. Jus means you need to adjust your strategy. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) reddit would only let me pull your last 970 comments, but of those 10 consisted of just " ". So roughly 1%. Probably a high margin of error but you can't get more posts than that even through the UI. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) something something .. never gonna let me live that down.. blah blah blah. bushノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ^ノ( ノ) In the context of some of the other ones it's actually kind of unsettling (╯°□°）╯︵bushノ(ಠ_ಠノ)^\(ノಠ‾ಠ\)ノɥsnq^bushノ(ಠ_ಠノ)^\(ノಠ‾ಠ\)ノɥsnq^bushノ(ಠ_ಠノ)^\(ノಠ‾ಠ\)ノɥsnq^bushノ( ノ) ^^^* Remove this post quickly before Alex Jones sees it (╯°□°）╯︵bushノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ^(ノಠ‾ಠ)ノɥsnq^^bushノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ^^^(ノಠ‾ಠ)ノɥsnq ^^^^bushノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ^^^^^(ノಠ‾ಠ)ノɥsnq ^^^^^^bushノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ^^^^^^^bushノ( ノ) * Yeah. My reaction was a mixture of ☉︵⊙༽and . ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Health laziness? Is this a thing? Hymen**Breaker** Swarms of AI controlled STD (EDIT: chlamydia ) spewing battle drones? /u/ramsesniblick3rd is voting NO?! He never said! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Dongers* "I <3 Little Girl" ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That can't feel good... Ten bracelets right? Sigh. No shit, it's the point It's miles less surprising than some of the stuff in DA2 in my opinion. DA2 [SPOILER](#s ""Well if they're not dead, be on the look out for a bunch of boneless women flopping through the streets." ") Just don't buy a used one ( ) Agreed. Its tedious and the payout is low (40% silver) versus the time and shame. The tellers be like when you bring in $1000 of half dollars to drop off. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ~~Ghandi~~ Gandhi ┬─┬ノ( ノ) 194 more years. ( ) I did, also that username Definitely mutant ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Mississippi - 'lookin' ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ** ** That's because we're out to get ourselves ┬─┬ノ( ノ) "stop flipping my table" Well that gif didn't turn out like I planned I have never been more ┬─┬ノ( ノ) 38mm SS, ML. Ordered on 04/10 at around 12:53 AM. Stupid crappy Siri alarm! Original shipping listed as 05/17-05/27. Last Friday 04/24/15) I got billed and it was shipped. Delivery was supposed to be Monday (02/27/15). UPS miss sorted it - it was delivered yesterday at about 4 PM PST. Living pretty happily ever after. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Thanks -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) After years of searching we found the answer Jon... We found you out But then if something happened to OP who posted the story? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That's not Justine Joli! That's Seven of Nine from Star Trek Voyager. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) *threw fking namerapers *very* close ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠ Don't drop puppy 20 min from closing at a 24 hr gym? If I had bet singles it would have been a great day, sadly I'm an acca man, missed each of my 6 leg tickets by one game. FC Aarau in the Swiss League drew with a 90th minute equalizer that cost me $450 22 days later ... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I love Hayley,and I don't want her to die,but God she's an idiot If you can do chest pillows with dick drawings I am totally down BBY WAN SUM FUK That I didn't Downvote your thread. yeahh brooo don't worry about your suicidal tendencies and the fact that no one cares about you..just know that your life is pretty much meaningless in the grand scheme of things, and everything will be OK Moved back to my hometown because reasons. Had already deactivated because out here there is no point. Randomly thought of someone who liked me in high school 10+ years ago. Stalked him down for an "accidental" run-in, got date. Turned out to be a crazy eyed, gay bashing weirdo. Should've stuck with okcupid maybe. I'd drive 3 hours to the closest city for a hot date, probably. Maybe. Hillbillies vs. long ass distance with no hope. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Jim beam is keeping me company. I'm drunk on gin. My breath smells of juniper from aforementioned gin. I'm not ballsy enough to get a fwb situation. What is even happening. Asinine to the max. How does that even work? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Dad jokes are getting dark No problem getsfistedbyhorses "The people in charge keep rehashing old ideas and hoping we are too stupid to notice." Nice 50MB gif I've had the same exact thing happen to me a couple of times the passed couple of days. I'll try warm water...just a little scared > >#> > Could someone post the cad ? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) It's another witch ( )–Ψ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) thinks a buccal pit is an interesting place to get a cavity... Some "Keen" eyes huh, I see what you did there. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) its the standard cringy redditor hyperbole, everything is "hilarious" or people are always "laughing so hard someone had to check if im alright" or saying a bunch of awkward sounding reddit memes like "I. Dont. Even. " Its not for his mouth. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Yeah. Thanks, very much obliged. I just needed an outside source to disabuse my father of some sort of crazy he's experiencing tonight. [cause, my similar comments about morphology and a billion images from Google were, somehow, not persuasive - ] He is either convinced that the person who told him it was a hummingbird was right, or just trolling me. Either way, I wanted to be able to direct him to this thread. Sigh. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Please respect tables Great, I so happen to look very young for my age. And I'm in college. this is bullshit. If you need me, I'll be in /r/leaves crying. After watching interstellar and seeing this image the thought that maybe OUR 'universe' was created by A "Big Bang" but the gravitational force that exist from it is so great that time for us is going by super slow but we are unaware of the true passage of time or a "universal time". maybe we are in an event horizon of the big bang blackhole (sounds like a porn). ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I did forget about her... until now ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ⊙▃⊙ *Backs away slowly...* ლ( ლ) no..... Yeah... imagine it. 検索するとニュースとしていくつかサブレはあるけどコメントはほとんど無い ლ( ლ）自分を信じなきゃ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) 今じゃ無理か God dammit I'm Scottish and the only liquid we're famous for is whisky Oh indeed, guy seriously wants to be a sultan. Texas. It is horrible. Keep your pants on There's no way to tell. Other than the Vat19.com watermark at the bottom of the video. I was in the same situation Wednesday! If you're going to be in London from 12am on the 7th I hope you have made arrangements to vote by post. Disturbingly relevant username But.. How do you pronounce that? Cock Fest? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Let me guess... your hand, leg and wall have miraculously recovered from this ordeal. This was the best 5 minutes of my day yet! # Says the guy with the his weapons drawn eastsiders is my favorite And at least its not... Chesterfield... Still can't justify paying $300 for these **( )** That's a very good point, and it's also why I don't bring her anywhere if she's coughing. She doesn't know to cough somewhere else yet. Hell, half the time she ignores the word 'no' It's different if they're 8-9 and don't have a known learning disability. Actually thought you intentionally left this spelling in to make it sound more menacing and rapey... こういう現実を知ると泣きたくなるわ As an adult your tabs never close At first I was like , but then I was like ¯\(ツ)/¯, now I'm like ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ ). "AND...WHITE!" Outlaws that one word on a line by itself This is the right answer. I've been racing on the Schwalbe Durano P's that came on my recently purchased bike. They've felt fine taking every turn in every race. I hate them and miss my gp4000's, but they're not the reason I'm not winning races. When they wear out, they'll be replaced with GP4000s but it would be silly and wasteful to change them out now. My teammate has won about 25% of the races we've entered and he's riding... ::GASP:: 23mm Gatorskins! Im sorry i dont believe theres a a school called georgia state. Hail southern! I somehow read that as "pleasure regulator" ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Based off how people use literally you could of meant that literally *** *** ┬─┬ノ( ノ) No way... Account 7 minutes older than comment. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) It is still getting up voted. ***ಠ_ಠ*** *** *** I am disappoint. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Seeing how Mr. Bonding was... "created." I use google keyboard and add the faces manually. Then by typing in a word it will change it from this to (ノ^_^)ノ┻━┻ ┬─┬ ノ( ^_^ノ) ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ( ಠ_ಠ( ಠ_ಠ( ಠ_ಠ ) EVERYONE, GET IN HERE! ( ಠ_ಠ )ಠ_ಠ ) ) I've been to West Lafayette once. In 2009. [](/heimerdinger): Ahem, excuse you. Sounds like a fraudulent account written by a male. I dunno about a porno per se, but I just googled minecraft porn and it definitely exists Obvious troll Can confirm. Became very gay after getting this album. Then it wore off. So I have to keep listening to it to keep my gay level acceptable. I don't like being told I'm not worthy of contributing to the dialogue because of how I accessed the thread. I've been a redditor for more than 6 years (second username due to turning my grown kids & DIL onto reddit) and I guess I'll opt out of this and do what I always have: Open a window every other day or so, and leave it up till I have time to binge. Sometimes I get to it, often not. At least I'm not reprimanded as an outsider who shouldn't comment ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ** ** no dlc for tetris yet? You're right, it wasn't in here. It was posted to r/videos. Per your other question, it was on the front page of all of reddit for me. I would back you so hard. Yes, because friendliness towards girls always = sexual interest. Yeesh. ( ) Meh. I had to do CIO with my oldest when she was a year. We tried the Ferber method, and that horribly failed Our daughter is a big old ball of stubborn, but we had to do something and that's what ended up working for us. I did that much damage to get mine in a tier 5 match. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) The first episode. There would start being musical performances and we would all know He left the tea bag in... ( ) "thugs" I'm coming up to 14 weeks PP. The short answer? Yes. Shower. Brush. In my elastic more so than usual How to take this list seriously when indomie mi goreng isnt in the top 10 Russian literature! Don't get me started! I love Gogol and Chekov's short stories. Finishing Tolstoy is for a certain kind of person! Dostoyevsky has made me laugh and cry and laugh again. Turgenev. Goncharov. Pushkin. Ahhh! Even LOVE Nabokov. Ok I need to stop. You sound like me, are we the same person? Also good luck with the finals just put that shit to the back of your head and focus on the important stuff right now. As soon as that's done you can go back to fucking up along with me. Didn't the riots start because a group of cops beat the shit out of some poor unarmed black kid, breaking his spine? Don't shoot the messenger... Unless you are trying to stop the public hearing the truth Freaking awesome! Is that Nick Zinner of the Yeah Yeah Yeahs in the back with the Jaguar? dafaq? Thanks OP. One of my new favourite bands Bhencho, modi doesn't piss crude. I can honestly feels myself swinging back and forth when I look at this 🖖🖖🏻🖖🏼🖖🏽🖖🏾🖖🏿 ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I'm new to Reddit, why are you guys so mean ;-; > (ノ ) ノ ︵ ┻━┻ Look, I'm not your kid, and you don't have to tell me some stupid fairy story about the animal "going off to be happy at a ranch with the other animals." ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ HEY. Deliver this urethra video bitch. I haven't even taken any yet You're a melt If you're gonna do number 2 or number 1, people will masturbate ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┌( )┘ I really hope there'll be a spoiler delete option. Can someone point me to where in the bible it says abortion is a sin? Or that it is a tenant of the Christian faith to shove your beliefs down the throats of everyone else? What ever happened to judge not lest he be judged? And love thy neighbor? Oh that's right, it says you should pick the parts that suit your delusions of grandeur and ignore the inconvenient parts. It's shit like this that gives the religion a bad name, and drives so many away. These acts are to Christianity what terrorism and jihad is to Islam. Extremism like this has no place in civilized society. That's creepy, and sad "Waterdowned"? Jokes on you someone did it. Of course this exists ( ) My Weeden and Richardson jerseys agree ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) We didn't play Purdue in 2009 . Did you hear me? That game never happened... not in the eyes of the court, mister. tagged him as "said he would shove pencil lead up his dick hole " ** ** ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You took this a little too personal. Fine! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I don't know how to handle this. But that's pretty extreme Which concessions? I totally will. I need to know I'm not alone. Dear god, the crying... I'm so tired of the crying. -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ( ) Ah, right, the IM IN COLLEGE THIS IS WHAT YOU DO IN COLLEEEGE mentality. Very well said. Also I think you mentioned this but it is way more unstable. Not like iOS 8.1.2 is stable or anything but from my experience with android it sucks. If Apple went down the drain WP would be my point of call. I just don't like it and Google as a whole as something's with YouTube are screwed up and yada yada yada but you get the point. I would watch more if they didn't have that middle "who's that pokemon?" I KNOW WHO IT IS IVE WATCHED SINCE I WAS LITTLE ITS CLEARLY A FUCKIN GHASTLY! Oh, it's a Gengar. I also possibly have an out-moded wiping method. It worked as a boy but now I'm a hairy assed man, sometimes it's like trying to get peanut butter out of a 70s style shag carpet. ლ( ლ) Exactly. Go to the fourth "tab" on it, "What Happens in Vegas Won't Stay in Vegas". Then scroll down and read some of the article previews. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ まじで…？納豆菌は熱に強いって聞いてたから余裕で煮たり焼いたりしてたは ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I feel like murdering whoever stuck those directly on the displays of her monitors Where are you that there isn't some big box store like Walmart or target near you? Even my grocery store sells scales for $10. Well, during the night, my CouchPotato server decided to make me into a liar. It completed 2 movies, send me both notifications on Prowl, and I can see them in Plex! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Yeah remember when the time comes guys don't do subtle hints Cutco and Vector Marketing, I'm lookin' at you. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) The word libtard is the kind of low brow sad commentary that is like a klan flag. Check yourself. I need to leave America and try new shit. Whatever the fuck you guys just said sounds good. But then again it sounds more like a corndog the more I think about it.... And do you guys really put mint yogurt on your sandwiches or am I missing something? How do you know he was naked? Thorn and Hawkmoon are designed for long range so I don't rage as much when I get killed by them from across the map. TLW, on the other hand... There is only supposed to be two "y"s not three. Me: Glad they're still doing fine with an AFKer on their... Oh. -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) You might be using a skin 'Everytime I load the game I feel a sense of hatred come over me' Holy shit mate, you ah... might want to see someone about that Man, I am jealous. I go to UConn as well, but have never been able to see him play in a game, mostly due to our depressing team It's also similar to my car having a nicer place to sleep than millions of people. -( °-°)- ┬─┬ ノ( ノ) (ᓄ )ᓄ ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ I accidentally reported this on mobile and have no idea how to undo it. Seriously why is the save image button so close to the report thing and why is it so sensitive! There should be a "are you sure" function. I'm sorry OP!!! Just look in the german macrumor thread.. I ordered 38awswsb and got 2-3w. Will prolly ship on monday then My pal Send the watch to sweden We're talking about floppy di**S**k, right? Hey, I'm not that old. Plus, I don't do those parties anymore. I kind of want to go but I'm afraid there may be people there. ( ) Name a show that the band holds in high esteem - executed to perfection, end to end... also, Who pooped in the pit? Why is your cock filthy? Good thing the US made that unconstitutional from the start...... NO! ლ( ლ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Why do people jump into Thresh/Blitz/Naut hooks? Seems legit ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Good to know. Why is Wikipedia such a DAMN COMMIE. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Ok. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Same with the E30 M3. Friend of mine had a older gentleman once ask him if his Henna Red E30 had a body kit on it. I guess that's why the new M cars have like 15 M badges all over the car. Because faulty wiri- oh. That's you? Do you know how hard it is to get him to believe that shit? Stop undoing my work. Yeah, you read the comment, I take it? Do not want. Get thee behind me, ~~Satan~~ Goodal. ( )ψ ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ Wow Acronyms. How do they work? ლ( ლ) Lol it was a yolk Was that guy wearing a Seahawks jersey and a Raiders hat? ** ** C'mon Tampa can not keep turning it over at your blue line /╲/\╭(ಠ ಠ)╮/\╱\ * * "Thrifted"....let me check the police reports for burglaries in your area ლ( ლ) i was like "damn what beaut......wait, something is off........... " I'm not eating any of these unless things are getting weird Why you worried tho? Thank you for the monthly repost of this meme. I'm glad to see it's already on its way to the front page. 120 for a minimum? The only problems I've had with mine are some brake problems and I just broke 134k on my 04' GT. You're scaring me. Is my about to break down and I am unaware? you have summed up my exact feelings on this Of course someone looks at her like that. I JUST worked up the bravery to enable the fov mod yesterday. Now I'm banned This is ludicrous. Rockstar should at least have the courtesy to tell us what is and isn't cheating before banning everyone. Imagine if this was how US law worked. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Uh, presumably like your stuff? Enough to join me in waiting for more that may never come Anybody know what the city is doing on Venice Blvd. between Sawtelle and Overland? It looks like they are taking down the street to only two lanes without a bike lane and I'm worried that this will make it dangerous to commute to work on a bike ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Hey now, bait and switch! Where's the pics?? dumb geraffes 金は裏切らない そうしてるんだが夜中に暑くて布団をはだけちゃうんだよね 春だな iPad's are actually good . Admittedly I have an iPad 2 and a nexus honestly as a tablet the iPad is better. It has better battery life and the speakers sound better, and what can I say I only use the iPad for media consumption :) ALL PRAISE THE KING The drama is so tiresome Really, because I'd kinda like to see her sucking...ಠ_ಠ 偽物だと思うけど海外だとホンモノが協力することもあるんでしょうかね ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Sorry. Respecting the table from now on. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Ahah! It makes sense now! The babies of megabytes are gigabytes! アホじゃないだろ Rape /r/botsrights I have the chills, ever since you mentioned that TV in the corner of the room. How the hell am I going to sleep now? Yeah, but I noticed the very next step is to make them "special" too, I.e. fanfic where the characters are gay/incestuous and shit (I'm looking at you, "supernatural" tumblrinas ) Wow! So unexpected! > module Acme.LookOfDisapproval ( ) where > :: String -> a > = error Looked for a bit until I realized... wtf No one called him "nigga" Fuck now I gotta go read every comic that dudes wrote..... Next Week: "The Deed " It heavly depands on the game. Linear designed shooter can have the highest diffculty at the end of the first level (or the beginning, looking at you Halo2 Legendary ). I think this games only have powerspikes, because the hero itself is already fully powered. This is okay, because this games live by the moment2moment gameplay. I just got a shipping confirmation for my Surface and pen, no keyboard. With the pen loop shipping yesterday, that means I'll be getting three separate shipments for one order. -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) We encourage all points of view 'round these parts. Let the heresy stand, but employ liberal use of ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I hate it when my user name is relevant ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Traded UP to get a QB?? Why is spencer on camera so often? Illuminati!? Are you behind all this!? Set fire to the large wall with my leftover oil I still have after dancing drenched in oil Dammit Ivris and Fadahl. Sorry you had to witness that. "Dont worry i still have my other Lightsaber" ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Razer...lachesis? ( ) Gul Dukat has some strange emotional attachment to *Terok Nor.* -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) tablesdeservetodie ノ( ノ) No what got us out was all the people coming home from WW2 being productive again. The war itself as a stimulus is of the most overrated and deceptively taken for granted tales in economics. Great price. Saw a guy the other day trying to sell some for $370. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ MY GOD A friend still has his deathadder 2007 bought in...2007 . Still using it. Man, I envy this person. Just looks can get them Gold. Dein Name ist aber verdächtig angelsächsisch... ( ) My mood stabilisers don't seem to work except that they counteract my favourite drug and make it impossible for me to get high. You should invest in a print screen button... Aesthetically modern looking, functionally non-intuitive. This is nothing like material design. It's just a page full of white. You can't easily tell posts apart in the list. At least the old one had multicoloured cells. Reminds me of iOS 7/8, which a lot of people were calling childish, but apparently this is considered "beautiful" ( ) I had 3 from UKIP shoved through the day today saying "NO MORE LEAFLETS" randomly on them The surprise then gives way to delight. you should save your money dumbass It's ok.. no body is watching... My fursona is called Solas Valerian. He is called this mainly because of that guy from Dark Souls 2; Solas. Valerian is an Old English surname. So, yeah... Why are you still here Yeah I realized I had a FiberOne fiber brownie with milk that morning ... I often have that too, so it's likely the reason ** ** So far far you're the only one ლ( ლ) ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠ no ( ) I am dissapointed in you son. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You use Felwinter's Lie, you have no sympathy from me You motherfucker. I am wearing headphones and I think you blew out my ear drums. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) /u/PleaseRespectTables ノ( ノ) ** ** May I ask, what feature in YouTube allows it to store offline ? Jet fuel doesn't melt air conditioners. Rlly? This is ridiculous. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Testing a Mammoth engine landed on Minmus . Having a TWR of over 35 is fun. I love the customizing aspect, I spend hours on it, just tweaking it to be pretty, it's an obsession.... Red white and blue - like the colour of the British flag damn it thinks my girlfriend is 20yrs older than she actually is. thanks M$. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Oh dear, what have you done? Woke n tokes man *That's* what they are doing; installing louder speaker systems! We surely need those ads to be louder than they are now! -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ( ) Hey, 28 isn't old! the last panel is certainly disturbing I came ~~for Noa~~, I saw ~~Noa in the title~~, I ~~conquered~~ don't understand at all That deceleration Could you post a lower quality picture please? This conversation will give me a disease, go away please Build myself a sweet dick-around/techslide setup yesterday. Was really stoked on it. And now it's raining ^^^please ^^^don't ^^^kill ^^^me ^^^ I gotta say, while that entire chart elicits an "...oh for fuck's sake" reaction in me, the orange line for The Friend is the most disturbing. Honestly, targeting little kids to cover their shoulders (that have *somehow* been sexualized in the church) and instilling stigma against those (well you know, girls) that don't? Creeeeepy .... Awwwww, isn't it cute that we ripped a young dog away from his mother! Oh god the revives They're children. Or I can go to my start page, and type out whatever I wanna ? Wrong flair: ( ) You just made this math teacher's eye twitch madly. They are making a third one At first he's all ( ) How about I just suck your dick instead? ( ) where I just want aura's split on two lines .... you can't read the top middle of the screen when you have 10 auras ... # ლ( ლ) Soooo, revenue of almost half a billion dollars? Yea, totally dead, nothing to see here... For real. It's bad enough we get their commercials, but now supers as well. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Nenhum no meu *estado*, que dirá na minha cidade I ran into new Tristana on my second and just ragequit instantly. For shame, Rito. It doesn't matter how nasty his shot is, he makes millions Oh yeah that's hotಠ_ಠ And student fees go up due to sign replacement cost. > I have never been to Armenia Yeah, I'm fairly certain they didn't do that... I don't get how people do that I can't even eat dressing without the combined texture of slippery lettuce grossing me out (vinagerette being the exception) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ARISE ლ( ლ) Your username... how can you say this? She has been a strong pick for a long time. Also fun to play. Wtf is Lin's head doing there? I mod and I'm not being ban. But I have made a bypass for the anti cheat. 550 on wild +115 to win. ------ eye on the puck boys ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ I was trying to eat Yes! I've had a much higher success rate with other hammer users knowing how to *not* trip me up than all the oblivious sword swingers (who are more often than not neglecting tails to boot ) I see... I'm starting to just hate memes, and not just CLG ones. They're like inside jokes, where everyone is inside...and you don't put everyone inside of anything ☜( ☜) Ohh fuck,,, maybe we ARE just droids! Seems legit /u/PleaseRespectTables ノ( ノ) Ya they look out of the peephole and nobody is there, then they look out of the mail slot and he's out there like ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ That is unfortunately how the game goes sometimes. Not nearly as upset about this one as I was round 99 . Oh god why did I look [M] Obligatory Mother Fucker! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Now who is this Gandhi!? Sorry but it just looks like black and white with splashing of color, just like you completely tore out the saturation is all. Oh. Hi.... Test said Alliance gnome mage. I'm a goblin hunter (primary alt: undead warlock). @ the Alliance result. Until some asshole went and changed the password I was talking to a guy that claimed that Hitler didn't plan for the Holocaust until 1945. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) OP Alias is ( ) My dad's nickname for me growing up was Ms. Auschwitz. I didn't realize how politically incorrect that was until recently Note to self..don't be a uber driver, I walk to gym everyday..in Melbourne Australia..the weatherman might ASWELL say...look up and guess because we have no fucking idea either.. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) where ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ... I...I don't know what to say about this [( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), ( )] ┬─┬ノ( ノ) かーちゃんのことだな I was at the time. I had just moved it to another desk while I was using it's regular desk for soldering. Didn't feel like crawling underneath the desk to get the power cord. I did keep trying to use the mouse though and wondering why it wasn't working each time I tried.... 西尾幹二は安倍政権に肯定的なんだけど、安倍政権に批判的な小林よしのりの意見にはことごとく同調するんで、やっぱり西尾幹二は内心では安倍政権のやり方でも物足りないんだろうなと思いました "But weight watchers says that you can eat all of the fruit that you want since its 0 points now!!!" There are situations in which it is allowed. We say "dude, [thing] is so frigging cool!" Or "...dude. " in response to an off-colour joke. But not as a general greeting, and never ever with any anger or derision. I was coming from west seattle last night and saw this coming over the docks... tell me OP, where were you that you were able to get the moon to line up with the space needle so nicely? can't tell if bloodborne reference or not And that life lesson comes from a wise man and his Name "suckmywurst" xD nobody notice this haha You didn't? ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ <ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ> ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) IM DONG,JAMES DONG (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ╭∩╮( ° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ You aren't gonna steal from the hospital are you Tanks in *liters* You can't delete a comment with Alien Blue I'm curious as to why someone shot it. Well I called their bluff. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) 完全に武器扱いだね I'm still pissed about the regular New 3DS snub CANNOT BE UNREAD . > CANNOT BE READ . I think that's my neighbors car Dickerson took the trans-am and *still* went to SMU. But those eyes It's Oshawa. They don't make it that long..... Improved our gene pool Fuck it I'm done... This list implies that direwolves weren't real animals Instructions unclear, dick stuck in child /\ノ( ノ) *please respect the roof* "I can barely control myself " Oh my fa fa ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You listened to the wrong head ಠ_ಠ select theaters ┬─┬ノ( ノ) > I can't stand this ugly mustaches, they are ruining this game.. /u/SteroyJenkins and /u/angrystoic your on the hook for jinxing Dicky.. Just wait until you are slain by a log trap OPPAI On Instagram?! I am not rich. I just have a big mortgage now. >Here's mine: "The Goal".... I have a Plano hard case with pick and pluck foam... I'd much rather just sandwich my AR + loose accessories. My setup keeps changing rending the shape I plucked useless I like that Velcro retention! Well if a squirrel with a nut can break a chunk of glacier off, then I suppose a cow could to. My stands. Just do 3 back nines I'm a little annoyed at his 3 nested level ternary. What's this all about As a BSU fan 2:53-2:56 How come I wasn't notified about this? Stop I like how DSL is a non-option for y'all. While our cable and fibre plans are reasonable, all I can get is ADSL (10 down 1 up) or VDSL (7 down 3 up) because Vodafone won't bring their wonderful 50/10 cable to my flat and Chorus stopped rolling their 100/10 fibre to my town once they hit the street over from mine. I was wondering the same thing. Thanks for asking. I wouldn't vote this bozo dog catcher. Yea, we needed unions back then in like the 19th century. But we don't need them any more. We took over for an aviation unit in Northern Afghanistan a few years back and they had EVERYBODY wearing these. They even made us wear them when we were towing aircraft in the middle of the day inside a cab of a vehicle. With a helmet on. This same unit said soldiers weren't allowed to wear PTs because they caused rape. Really? Our media isn't worried about a polluted Yamuna, poverty driven farmers committing suicide and are complaining about how a speed bump fucked up a Lamborghini? Fuck you toilet paper, fuck you. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) He comes rolling in, all sleek and sexy like, powerballs straight to your face. He rolls up next to you, looks you in the eye, and ducks, at which point you catch your own reflection in his shiny shell and suddenly the only thought that goes around in your mind is: "I wanna hit that... ლ( ლ)" Randus That moan though I find it hard to breathe normal while watching that Sorry about that quality Might be because some silvers are blind. ^ I'm ready to fricking fight (ง )ง Oh look, just what the Wii U needed, another low-budget platformer. We had a shortage of those 動画の内容をサクッと教えて Falls du das noch nicht getan hast, probier mal den Sojajoghurt von Provamel ohne Zucker (gibts im Bioladen). Das ist für mich der beste Naturjoghurt, alle anderen sind mir für herzhafte Sachen zu süß oder schmecken sogar nach Vanille (Alpro, I'm looking at you ). This just in, men also have egos. ( ) "Submachinegun" would have been bad enough... Excellent that's my style too, even more impressive profits on that basis! I doubt I could say alive for as long as you did on current evidence though ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Dude... My blousing came undone the other day, I didn't notice, and the *chow hall lady* was the one who finally told me. 4 hours later. I was a bit pissed off at my wonderful coworkers. Fucking with Annie. Ya know Uber You forgot: I don't know why but this made me nauseous Is your PC a beast? Yeah it seems kinda ridiculous to an outsider but you really can't have too many backups. I don't have nearly enough backups I'm very picky with seafood ;-; not a fan of slimy things in my mouth. It has Ralts as Primates Note the safety that stuck the late hit on him in the end zone is Roman Harper > Lady: but I need one today. Does Walmart have any? Me: ( ) ლ( ლ) ITHE CREAM Too bad it aint working on a pc I agree. As long as it's not my mother you were referring to... As someone who is not familiar with american slang, does this mean that you want to see him cum ? The article ends that the "myth endures" while spend in its body arguing and explaining that it's not a myth... Pretty sure he meant 8.1.2 because you have to be jailbroken to install those tweaks Sounds like an extreme weight loss diet program ( ) Your body is nice, your face piercings tho.... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Please respect tables. I think he might be lying... Think you're in the wrong subreddit See... it's just so unsettling when a word with an umlaut is missing the dots But seriously though that story... It hurt me reading that man. -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) That rear end: Be prepared to get a lot of 's I actually have a friend who's nick name is cooter.... Is that a bad sign. I am *sworn* to carry your burdens I think you read the title wrong You're a CMEO? I lost it at "**FUN, FUN, FUN, FUN, FUN!**" part. I hate it that they stream when it's 4 or 5am here in Germany. Why u do dis to us ლ( ლ) ┌( )┘ Intentional "look of disapproval" in 5th panel ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You can say what you want but believe me. Some people I know can't even watch mortal kombat x fatalities... (ಠ_( )◡ಠ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I got kicked for rancho relaxing at setup You misspelled NSFL 18 years old and this thing tells me I look 37 ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ** ** ^^^^^jealous These grammar rules confuse a non-native speaker... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Way too Eurocentric, which is a fatal flaw given today's heavily globalized capitalisms and the critical role that imperialism plays in the world system--not to mention the not-so-insignificant fact that most of the fucking world doesn't live in the West! > ┻━┻ ︵ ノ( ノ) please disrespect the table A month after Hell In A Cell? Yeah, that makes sense! Yeah. Those ex theater kids get crazy under pressure. Boys in the huds? Porque los "gringos" querían tener una celebración mexicana y no pueden pronunciar de manera adecuada o correcta 16 de septiembre ಠ_ಠ o día de independencia entonces cinco de mayo por la "facilidad " de los "gringos" al pronunciarlo. Playoffs. Opponent is on the ground with the ball trying to call for a TO but no whistle yet. You gonna stand there and wait til the refs see or you gonna go for a steal/jump ball? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ** ** ┬─┬ノ( ノ) so much wtf it hurts indeed. -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) # -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) .... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Have you ever watched date night. Brooms creep me and out lol ಠ_ಠ^ ^ಠ▃ಠ^ಠ▃ಠ^ಠ▃ಠ^ಠ▃ಠ^ಠ▃ಠ^ಠ▃ಠ^ಠ▃ಠ^ಠ▃ಠ^ಠ▃ಠ^ಠ▃ಠ^ಠ▃ಠ^ಠ▃ಠ^ಠ▃ಠ^ಠ▃ಠಠ▃ಠ^ಠ▃ಠ^ಠ▃ಠ^ಠ▃ಠ^ಠ▃ಠ^ಠ▃ಠ^ಠ▃ಠ^ಠ▃ಠ^ಠ▃ಠ^ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I bet that room smells funny. Dear god. ( ) Don't remind me # #*** *** ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Good for that nurse! It's completely absurd that they'd try to give you a drug that causes increased pain and possible distress to the baby because of a *shift change.* ლ( ლ) Ameno I will never understand people who have their PC on desk What is it with cats and going after the needles? If I'm using straights, one of mine will sit next to me and watch the ends until he can't take the wiggling anymore and CHOMP! I use metal needles most times, so I'm slightly worried he's gonna break a tooth one of these days. He'll do it to the ends of pens while I'm writing too. But that function can be overloaded I've been meaning to brign that up with alpaca as well. I think it's supposed to count towards the pokeball flairs since that was the original option... but I'm not entirely sure ¯\\_( )_/¯ OP confirmed opponent was on dredge. 7 ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I will never understand people who never understand why people have their PC on their desk Good, someone's got to. Because it hasn't made a comeback lately. Im sorry but, I dont see anybody there? Im confused Regular poop has my junk? > It's upsetting knowing you probably have more karma from than I have with all of my comment combined ┬─┬ノ( ノ) u17 > Now I'm curious how many of your posts are just * * ^ A fellow Clevelander? Small world. I had the same feeling while watching the initial Nepal earthquake coverage. BBC kept going on about how climbers on Mt. Everest are in danger due to avalanches. Resources that could have been used to help the densely populated city were being diverted to rescue thrill seekers. Meanwhile 7000+ people just trying to live their damn lives are unaccounted for. Hey are you the ಠ_ಠ guy from the forums? There's a a spy 'round here ////\ಠಠಠ ಠಠಠ/\\\\\\ ლ( ლ) Hi, 4k player here who reported slasher. Slasher was our position 1 naga siren... ** ** You dropped your arm... Here. \\ ノ( ノ) Dude.... fuck........... fuck... Just checked my package. It left Korea to Japan earlier this week & it's finally leaving Japan to come to the US! Yay, we're not crazy ( ) GOOD. That's my reaction too. I'm like , this shit still going on? Shirts aside, I can't quite distinguish Jordi Alba and Bernat. "Found" it on the bus. What do you mean, "you people"? Do you not understand we have primaries and then a general election? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Wait would they mark you wrong if you stated that pc gaming is better than consoles in every way. That has to be some illegal bull ** ** Hey, you're they guy I have tagged as " "! "•favorite words: ┬─┬ノ( ノ), ┬─┬ノ(ಠ益ಠノ), table" I really have no will to explain you this. Just try to figure it out on your own Who has been your craziest ex? STOP. We have given up some as well. Nice to be on the upset side again that year. I haven't forgotten about you Jags... Must've been packed by *white trash* Yes, because power is what makes a race bike... There was only one tip What do you mean? Has there ever been a time when ' ' was not copied to your clipboard in those four years? About to hit 29! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) GET READY YOUTUBE!!!... No, man. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Fiora. Just, leave me alone.. Farmaggedon. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ You have to eat it, not model it. CPA told me to pay it. ( ) ^ ** ** Read the top comment and RTFA. So for Obama having a go at Fox News? ( ) plane* Did you accidentally burn into it? That moment when you realize... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I explained becouse of the Swoosh. Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are to fast There is a child in the back Personally, I hope to see a follow up article about these officials defecating You could create your own keyboard shortcuts for things like that. For example, I have a keyboard shortcut for (it's lod). Messi clearly going for the choke hold ....... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) DAE le gem? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) The SubTank Nano Ironically holds more liquid Yes I do lol your hair looks like it doesn't know what it wants to do and you need to tame it with mousse or something. I really don't know why you're wearing a parka in your photos though... You look fine otherwise. What have you done.. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ "Metal Gear Solid" that's so.... Asian Yeah, by awkwardly typing brackets and parentheses on a mobile keyboard. I've been using RES on my computer for so long I don't even remember the order they go in half the time. But there's a feature for inserting the look of disapproval. *You* fuck off. I find that working in London eliminates any hope of getting fat, as we never have time to fucking eat. The content(context) isn't implied, it's specifically given. If the content(context) wasn't there, it'd just be a generic crappy flash game, yes. That's not what's the issue at all. 自分以外はみんな差別主義者だと思ってるのか ┬─┬ノ( ノ) And here it's €60... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) When people say "curling in the squat rack", are they talking about barbell curls or dumbbell curls? I can definitely understand barbell curls if they're using the safety bars just in case they drop the bar... Dumbbell curls, though? Nope ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Sent inventory to public ( ) Them... as in the _Houston mosque_... is this not what the topic is about?? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Aww, that's the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me. I'd rather death by snu snu. (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ಠ_ಠ (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Please respect tables Squirtqueen and Butterape No. Really? ( ) I doubt they had paper boxes back in the day... of dragons This me not giving a fuck. You know what they say; a skilled Roy can beat any Fox. Every time my Italian friends refer to Stitches I go ლ( ლ) Our face discovering a traitor among us: ( ) How about we give them grass to play on for the World Cup then? That's a good start to "catching up" with men's soccer/football. Thanks hicks, now I will be refreshing twitter page literally till midnight. Party pooper ┬─┬ノ( ノ) > And everywhere else in the world. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Ups just left a note on the door saying that no one was here... There was a few hundred people in the office ( ) #ヽ( )ノ I've never seen this one, only Wow! I've never seen a white duck before! - Enjoy your *holiday* That feel when I made a macro for the face and apparently didn't need to.. After a few hours it'd be interesting to do a CTRL F for How many times per day, average, do you get the gaming forums joke, and has it ever lead to any interesting interactions? Or has it all just been " " or timestamp responses? Just going to use your test... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Holy shit, I took a look at this guy's profile... And found some stuff I upvoted. I thought he was being sarcastic with the whole "I fuck dogs" thing... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) 15s here ┌( )┘ This looks like someone jusy smashed their head against the keyboard and called it a day. I know it's a pain to double post but announcing Reddit meetups ON REDDIT would be cool for those of us who have shunned Facebook! Replying to 109 days old comment HenkGeneral is daar inderdaad één van... You should install prey and get google voice Because I'm sure you have tons of experience in converting a game of XIV's magnitude from PC to mac to be able to say what type of manpower or time it takes why did you post? why why why you tried? Trust me, this is nothing compared to Gravity Falls... Looking at you, Disney... Does he make the face on there too? I hate how my stream is like 45 seconds behind and I see goals here before I see them on the stream. ლ( ლ) You fucking wot...? Protein yo. I think you're just jealous they'll survive the nuclear apocalypse and you won't ^ ^ Worse than that, two south and one west from Delaware is Iowa. Iowa County Iowa Lasted just 3 seconds longer hatches a charizard and not a charmander ┬─┬ノ( ノ) > And of course you go and ignore the whole part about the word not being in the books ( ) You think other don't get shit thrown at them as well ? I have been insulted for four years before it stopped. I know the feeling. Still he exposed both of us to his huge audience AND in this very podcast he said, directed at us, "fuck you". The guy who redid our guest bathroom shower, reversed the hot & cold labels. I took a shower and turned it to hot and initially thought the idiot didn't hook up the hot water, and only when I set it to cold, did the hot water come out. Canada We didn't warn you about 9/11 either but that's because it was November 9th We Californians are not amused. Seriously this is like posted once a week ಠ_ಠ fuck ಠ_ಠ the ಠ_ಠ mods ಠ_ಠ of askreddit. I'd suggest that maybe a site-wide petition to allow you back in askreddit is in order. And it might just work. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ No need to be a tight ass with your DE... Sorry he was enjoying a game? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Wild...well that was embarrassing as if it's really that hard to use Start8 or one of the many alternatives that do the same thing Sounds very cool. I only have Carrol though. No Shida. ... Probably get match sharpness by, pfffff, December? Music. Art. Video Games. Crying and drinking. that poor invoker BROOOOOO NOT COOL This makes everything even more confusing. ( ) I... I missed my package from RRS today because of my final. I just needed to share this with someone that understands my struggles. Australia has had massive re stocks of Marth Ike meta knight and sonic I recently picked up all 4 Troy is not humble. Why do you have to ruin EVERYTHING! Fuck you. Not sure if or ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ლ( ლ) Forget the sentry. If that spy touches my dispenser I will hurt him so bad... Best gay sex Please explain I don't get it You don't. You don't call him. When your computer has been on with ArcheAge open for more than a week straight Best Thursday story on.... Free talk Friday It was shot with my iPad. Googling your favorite character? Google adds "...death" or "...death scene" ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ლ( )ლ capisce? #I know. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) >ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ We have guns, right? And Jesus? ¯\ ( ) /¯ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Ehh she's okay I guess. ლ( )ლ eyyyyy, trow me sumadat gabagoo will ya? Yes, and I'm sure people said the same thing about Electronic Arts... ノ(ಠ_ಠノ )LOWER YOUR DONGERS ノ( ノ) ** ** does that mean he put her to sleep or are you making us feel better? Why not a sheep load of shit? Still no mention of Agent Carter coming to the UK I went to an African country once, not going to name it. The immigration guy was the nicest person imaginable. Till he stamped my passport and asked me okay now what can you give me I grabbed my passport and scooted without looking back.. Cool. But as for the author, "The meals are just one soy-, dairy- and gluten-free morsel of their plans to turn us all vegan". ....Horsechub? Microwaves aren't ionizing. What? Seriously? Good paint leads to good painting. What was the name of this sub, again? The jackdaw is also a ship My parents had a little talk with me too when I was in high school about how they wouldn't mind if I am gay, I just need to be honest etc. etc. went as far as inventing a mutual gay friend of theirs to encourage me... But I'm straight... You're implying doing the other things are not a good idea? You're damn lucky... I did all my training on a Cessna 172 and the damn thing is too stable, it just flat out refuses to spin (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) *difference I too miss the bicep veins. I got all vascular quads instead, look like big cocks according to a gym pal. All things we sure need....... Except that time they stopped me for not wearing a seat belt I thought quokkas were highly protected? I don't even want to think that someone would do this to a little innocent animal. # # haha I just saw it one day randomly in a comment, like you did, and was like This a million times over! It would be the best program ever. (ノ )ノ彡 (°¯o) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) If we post enough of these ---> (っ )っ it will surely arrive. God damn fucking Mormons ┬─┬ノ( ノ) What do you mean? All that comes up is reddit.co--- oh. When I checked my bracket rank 1 player was 2000 while I was scoring 30. This never happened before. This bugs me so bad Did you just compare women to cars? Not really sure how I feel about this whole story... ( ) Hey aren't you that guy from the gaming forums? Oh cute. A fat joke. ...to take to so very *many* graves... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) なんでコーヒー通があって紅茶通がないの Unless it's Lurpak "spreadable" Oh cute. A fat. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) > mmm, this seems a little trippy... what i meant there was that, that was his excuse... i wasn't really gay ( ) hi every1 im old!!!!!!! holds up frenchfries my name is War but u can call me t3h w4rLiz3rd!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 46 years old (im immature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 play GTAV while ignoring/ my wife (I'll try anything once and if u dont like it deal w/it) its my favorite new game!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! "The group were *handed* jail terms..." ლ( ლ) When I first saw the black/white layers on the last pic I thought it was a ribcage.... Não. And my Suros Regime ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Awesome setup! But those cables On another note, any advice for what to do alone in Stockholm on a Saturday night? My friend forgot his passport and missed his flight I do this nightly. She will only fall asleep for the night in bed with a tit in her mouth. As annoying as it can be some nights, it least she has a bit of a routine and knows what she wants ;) Though last night was a bit rough because she was all squirmy and wanted boob, then refused boob This is currently a bit ironic. Not sure if troll or i just cant open them on my phone I just googled to find out more about her. Turns out she's a Crystal Palace fan. Where were you sneaking alcohol with that flask? I had headaches off and on again for 2 months PP. Especially made worse by the weather changing from cold to warm Yay hormonal shifts + temperature changes!!!! But.... I purchased my watch with my fingerprint yet if I want to check to see if it shipped I have to enter my PW manually lol. 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No, is for disapproval, while ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) is generally more like, I'm ready for this. (likely being posted in response to the sudden jerk motion comment) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Yeah, where was all this love for LeBron on the Heat when everyone was praising his return to Cleveland last summer? Must've been a large horse. 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Those vans are clearly ON the wall Lmaoo cool dude and yeah fuck that other guy for copying you. I guess i know which SSW skin im not buying... So many grammatical errors in your advice on grammar. Imagine how awful watching this game would be if every McDonald's "Artisan Grilled Chicken" commercial was instead last year's "Random Red Couch" This is such an ignorant answer. Just think about what you said and explore rap that is not only played on the radio. A lot of West Coast rap has symphony string sections that play chords all the time, this includes a ton of music produced by Dr. Dre. Even listen to some Kid Kudi specifically songs produced by Ratatat ( pretty mainstream anyway). Ugh, maybe it's a waste of typing, I don't even want to go on, just... get outta my sight. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Seriously, it's like "OMG SAGGING, Quick white people lets make fun of this". All while in skinny jeans with undercuts. ** ** ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ** ** ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Me too! Let's meet up! Kirkland rubbing that stench all over Canelo All the youngins in this sub or 80% of em. Jesus Christ PK FIRE. PK FIRE. PEE KAY FIYUR. BIG GAY FAIYUR. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬/( )\ ┬─┬ ** ** Kitten, that isn't a nipple. ( ) ¯\ ( )/¯ I was too! It's like 7.8 years. I'm gonna give him the 8 what's with the Notice on the top-right side of the banner ? dank ノ( ノ) \/(°Д°)\\/( )\\/(°□ °)\ Tfw golden time lover gets more votes than hologram Never went to the website. First thing I see is Dash and his mom. Doing things..... Can't tell if this is a coincidence or what. What has been seen cannot be unseen. You mean a video? ( ) そうだな…悪い Oh Apathy ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ほんとに。何が楽しいのか Jacklin is turning into GLaDOS... Agreed, is my opinion of them... Around Toronto there are *many* of these firms Mine do this in the kitchen, oh you dropped meat? Let me help you with the cleaning up! Better not let that go to waste. My elder forgets every time that he hates mushrooms and keeps trying to eat them everytime then leaves a half eaten shroom on the floor for me to step in In the store inside the dota client, I clicked to buy 1 set of 500 pts. Went to check out, and changed the quantity from 1 to 5. Bought for 12.50, and i only got 5 levels, not the 25 i paid for. We do this at our swim club on Father's Day. There's all kinds of competitions from relay races to holding breath under water. I came in 2nd one year to holding my breath under water. After I found out I lost to a Navy diver. Lest it should steal their souls. I beat the game and I have no desire to fetch all of the feathers ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Oh great...we're never gonna live to see it.. ( ) 一人で留守番してる時によく知らない親戚のおじさんが訪ねてくるような気持ちだ Wedding vegetables? Never heard them called that ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Suicide Squad and Sinister Six ︵ /(.□. \）ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- C=( ノ)C Yeah, and I posted the link to this video in that thread about 7 hours before his OP read the thread and reposted this for *all the karma*. But the top fucking comment is always the video! D( °-°)-D C=( ノ)C D( °-X C=)=( ノ)C I came here to say this too. Damn autocorrecd It's kind of weird to see people judging this behavior, but then upvote screenshots of said behavior. Means that you are getting off on someone being upset? Hypocrites ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Clock in and grab carts and a good jack before they disappear. Pull picks out and work them. Downstack and sort pallets onto deli and 97 wall pallets, sort dairy freight onto carts. Work cart by cart all night, getting interrupted to pull meat/produce truck usually. Go to lunch. Come back and finish off our carts. Go to cooler and clean up the bins that got destroyed over the day, then bin all our back stock. Clean up trash and remove all pallets and carts from the cooler. One of my coworkers will fill and organize milk. If we have a third, or one of us finishes early they will go zone. I try to sweep and mop as time allows, because day shifts will only mop under the milk, and as one asm told me, they can't spare anyone with a scrubber to clean the cooler How can a plate be 1 iron less expensive then an anvil t( t) And I miss Kevin Love #####*** *** i plead the i plead the so many ammendments, i can only choose one two three four You son of a bitch Everybody knows that (This has been suggest a million times already) ( ) what, you don't like those pink zebra logo to go coffee cups? i bought like 5 of them Only Sith deal in absolutes.... Why. No. Just no. "Court-ordered media blackout," they say, linking to media coverage of anti-Government/anti-Cameron protests allegedly covered by a 'court ordered blackout.' Where's the sage of the tenten paths? Just like that, huh? Was he in football too? I only got around to Backyard Baseball. Were they just the dawn characters in every sport? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Non-animated GIF? ^^ But kindheartedness isn't something you lose because of circumstances ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Relevant flair . What Maester Aemon was saying right as Jon walks in..... Don't know why I got downvoted for saying quitting because of a delayed throw wasn't a good excuse. I love drinking and driving - it's like playing an arcade game but you only have one life! > Well, that's enough reddit for me today. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I'll pronounce it however I feel like "ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ <ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ> ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) IM DONG,JAMES DONG (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ༽ u ugly as fuk ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง : (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ╭∩╮( ° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ (☞ )☞ Here's an idea: get off this throwaway account and return the iPad you stole. Your remind me of me, but without the attractiveness. I'm going to go cry now. Those stingy fucks no you fuckin didnt ლ( ლ) These comments I think she's a girl...? Thanks, I'm now aware of this ( ) Because I'm not upper 1 percent ( ) Your first and second criteria appear to be mutually exclusive... a burglar bunny wouldn't steal my precious because i'd make it a paraplegic before it even got close These guys are awesome. Their first EP "ampersand" is amazing and I recommend downloading/listening. However, I have to question this post a little. These guys are signed to Electra Records. They have all the help they can get when it comes to situations like this. I can't imagine some website would steal their video, gather 3.1 million views, and Electra Records would just ask the band to ask Reddit what to do. Very nice ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┻━┻ノ( ノ) That shit hits too close to home for me ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I had to use Telstra 4G mobile broadband at home whilst waiting for an NBN install (rural Vic). In fairness the download speeds were actually pretty decent (~10Mbps), however the data allowance was a pathetic 7GB per month. 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I sense a filthy Knight of the Button... まじで？かわいそう ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) しりませんでした Oh shit ( ) Well if you'd click the link and read. (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ Decided to check for you and now I have 69 midget porn in my google history. You *ARE* being watched Have you ever seen Peel and seal? It pretty much the same as dynamat mat.. Just a little bit thinner. I have use this stuff all over my car in the doors, on the roof, under the dash, all over haha. Also I didn't know what CCF was so on that I'm sorry! Why is Chicago nowhere on that list ┻━┻ ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) 円安物価高も増税みたいなもんだからな Welp. Here's to a life time fear of deers ( ) Ichigo is now half bald. Man... make a guy feel old, would you No puedo creer que le pagan al autor para escribir notas. Yo sé que los estándares de El Universal son bajísimos pero mínimo podrían darle un curso de redacción de una semana a sus empleados cuando los contratan. Guess what my parents got me for my 21st. My mom made me a Peach Cobbler Is the money worth the irony ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) There was a fight on /INFJ..? I feel like I'm missing something about this announcement, too. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That's the one thing they don't tell you about inception. Generational loss! Yeah No smalls She's dead you insensitive pri.. ** ** oh so your the infamous potato lover, I have a bone to pick with you, I bought a bag of roosters in tescos, and somebody had romantic liaisons with them, now I love a good spud as much as the next guy, but this was going too far, and if it catchs on, it will be a blight on the whole country tableノ( ノ) Sorry. I'm taking that gold too Now I just gotta hope it doesn't get cancelled. Female drivers Aren't you that guy from the Forums? ಠ_ Hi there, are you the Warlizard that posts in reply to questions about whether you're from Warlizard forums? ^ಠ_ಠ _ ^ ( ) All I'm seeing is *******. ︵ /(.□. \）ノ( ノ) tableノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ( ノ) There are new pickups. The consumables with question marks are Ed's way of showing there's new stuff, but he doesn't wanna spoil the appearance of it. Also there's a key that I don't recognize but it has no question mark... Also the three white dots are probably covering up something special. I think. Idfk man Yeah, I keep looking at them as I drive by the dealership, but I just can't justify spending $1k a month on a car. I'll stick to my GTI for now, or at least until I buy my soul back from Sallie Mae. Only $70k left to go! tableノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ( ノ) What do you mean.... You people. ** ** ( ) Aw shit fucking Reddit switcharoo If it's just temporary then don't worry. Otherwise do a sub crawl and then put it where the wife tells you. While Monte is like this ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Well... I didn't know about the Kardasian thing until you so thanks a lot man *jorts*, called *jorts* ┬─┬ノ( ノ) What's that fish supposed to be? No offence... but finally... Are you telling me that you watched the entirety of naruto, OP? tableノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Can't find Ren and Stimpy ( ) i like Meganekko みんなのために訂正してくれて親切なんじゃあるまいか！ Wonder who the pedo here is if you instantly thought of babby sex It's wonderful what a new manager will do, isn't it? I just saw some pictures of their air component, looking just as ridiculous in modified Texan ABUs. So disrespectful. Aw, look at the little abomination created by selective breeding trying to walk. Aaaaawww You crack me up. Just wait until after i0n1c's 2015 iOS security training week is over and I bet sooner or later someone will use the information they paid to learn (or "stole" if you ask him) and release 8.4. But shit dude who knows weather they will wit for 9 or not? That's what I am wondering.. There will always be another jailbreak, just *which version* will it come on? That's what she said? There was a huge post over here calling this "shady" practice ( ) Well, if you must know, I'm currently breastfeeding, and thus don't need the "obvious feminine items." I haven't needed them in my bag for the past 17 months. Do you buy it now? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) What the fuck Am I the only one that is intrigued but can't read devagari ? You goddamn bastard. some of those are fusions tho India doesn't have toilet paper? What the actual fuck. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ほんとだね 優秀な移民を入れる About damn time! It... it lists HTML as a programming language. Yeah, that's awful. And the recent apps switcher... Thanks for sharing your dining recommendations, uh... TastyBathwater. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Ok, how much is your class fapping in the computer lab in order for all those "touching" rules to be implemented? I forgot about man-bat until just now. Dropping 2k15's sickest tunes (°.°)☝ -Shhhhh > So basically, your hand held device works fine as long as you don't touch it. nice... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ༼ ºل͜º༼ ºل͜º༼ ºل͜º ༽ºل͜º ༽ºل͜º ༽Not authorized for my location ༼ ºل͜º༼ ºل͜º༼ ºل͜º ༽ºل͜º ༽ºل͜º ༽ He looks like a dumb asshole 13 from HOUSE, Olivia Wilde Thank you!! If you can't afford to buy your cat the best, most expensive, gourmet cat food on the market then you don't deserve to have a cat! Woo hoo a place for my disasters. Thanks will repost to there if I can work how to report > Why the hell would the goblet that Dumbledore made make water vanish? My 1st daughter is 2 years and my newest model is 3 months, almost 4. I still don't make it to the park every other day, but I also had my tubes tied just before young'n turned 3 months, and I've just now been loosely diagnosed with a peptic ulcer (today ). *$717.70 Reusable plastic bags Says the person who eats at Dunkin' Donuts. ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ( ) Every time I go there I tell myself I won't eat the whole sandwich. I always eat the whole sandwich. *checks flair* PLEKY ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Youre not smoking bay area kush mang... Sorry Kinectic sand ** ** Okay, so a woman who doesn't have an opinion about anything happening that's important or currently happening Found Waldo, but can't find Reddit We have the velcro tag system, although I can't remember ever really using it... Actually that would be Staffs' mister What the no ** ** This is sad, to say the least. Just like when i look into your eyes 日本では公園や人のいる場所等で使うと警察が集まるので注意 Look at me, , I am the Upvote now! falling asleep is treason? FOREVER AWAKE ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Burn 'em down! ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Must be a flipped house ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Just hit 30 minutes into boot up time, and still Windows XP is "applying your personal settings". more like the Kree rock infiltrated..... her.. I don't know why I fucking clicked that! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Yay I win!!!!!! Richard Lewis. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) What the fuck is this? I think my high protein diet that I started in February has blocked my toilet.... Ugh I just had this with a guy, we got a long so well, same sense of humour, could talk to together for houuuurs, same playfulness, both freaky in the bedroom. But alas, it wasn't meant to be... ooh. Infiltrated..... her... Or her girlfriend Just mention R. Lewis ( ) Are you saying its her genetics? I heard rogue containment and deauth spamming is in now... It was a camera shot of his face like for a full 5 seconds. It was amazing. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I'm gonna eat like the rock. Some flexibility is going to keep me thin right? ಠ_ಠ Or Weaponsmith into Majordomo, swing, Golem and Elite into Ragnaros. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) For fucks sake, it says it was invented by **gay men** Picking on my members I see... Alors cette chatte ? Elle devient quoi ? They're all watching NCIS Even worse, she's Green I posted this video a year ago. Thanks for the repost. Yesss. I can't wait for that moment. ┌( )┘ I've realized that programming is so unappealing to me in my normal life that I sure as fuck don't want to look at the world through this kind of lens. I'm unsubscribing to this sub now. time to ask the serious question, could you fap to this? It's obvious to me that they just sunk the ship and killed the crew to perpetuate a hoax. Mom purse > rng box is the best archeum Wow, only one minute from post to . I think you're improving. Bill: Hmm, monkeypatching String with a `cookies` method? :P Did you crash the golf cart? Daenerys Targaryen (Khaleesi) Not necessarily Hang on I got you. Aren't you ಠ_ಠ of gaming forum? Look at me, , I am the Upvote now! # that sounds fake Found it! is 8 while ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) is 4. Just by staring at the page is enough to solve that. I'm in higher level math, so I guess its not fair to other people, but I'm happy nonetheless! Thanks OP! define I'm guessing was a variable? Loading times Hey Mao ┌∩┐( )┌∩┐ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Im hopeful as long as they dont look like that *dont end up like ted...* Oh FUCK. Your comment made me realise I have the exact same car > end of July ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ラジオ体操の会場どこ Why does my mouse point keep disappearing on Chrome with Windows 10 on my Surface Pro 3? I bet he doesn't even know Eric's best friends Philip J Fry and Stan either # In the picture Why? Why was my question about third-party pods downvoted to the bottom of the list? Literally giving the Barons a goal. ayy lmaoノ( ノ) /u/PleaseRespectTables once gave a thumbs up gif to someone who replied to me with "ayy lmaoノ( ノ)." Because we can all read that OP... They're early week, I thought that would be implied Not necessarily, especially since the product hasn't even been announced for NA yet. Seriously, why sould Amazon spoil a surprise product? My post was going to be roach related too! Couldn't sleep on my own bunk cause I wasn't able to kill the damn thing. I have no idea where it is now I've never seen shins like that. Sure, that may piss you off (im quite mad and i think i lost som brain cells reading that ), but people can make opinions, and they can have different tastes. I bet that person would love a taste of my fist in his face. > I bet! Sadly, no children here... Unless my adult brother has been sticking it in his mouth Tj Berry. You don't live in Maryland do you? Perhaps the lost wasn't the only secret hidden in rebirth.. The link to the example breaks alien blue.... Instacrash That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works. Has there been any answers on this? I'm in the same boat. Had to resort to hooking up a laptop to the TV 安倍政権が進めてる日米安保条約のガイドライン改正や集団的自衛権が専守防衛にふくまれるとする変更を認めると、イラク戦争にも自衛隊が専守防衛として参戦できるようになります。もう滅茶苦茶です。意味不明 His answer to every question would be . Yeah because every other wrestler had no problem taking pics with the guy. People she was hanging out with. It couldn't be just because she's a fuckin bitch. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ......... seriously. Pobre hombre lo acabaron I just realized His Gym is in Sacramento, I live in Sacramento, I need to go to this gym These are just the high waisted ones from American Apparel. My only problem is that they're SUPER short in the back. Other than that I really want to get some. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Look at me! , I came here to say this ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) People living in Telangana, you lucky buggers (┛ )┛彡┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) | | | 《 IRC or skype, I like irc better though. MH channel is very good, strongly recommending Haven't we jerked around this circle enough? Did I just spent 20 min playing with cloth? 日本ってやたらやばそうなの野放しにするけどなんなんだろう pazi komentare tamo And those comments... She teaches sociology?... Great ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) How the hell would it take you that long to correct the mistake? Bă să-mi bag pula! Pagina aia e plină de troli, sau care e treaba? WTF?! ayy lmao ノ( ノ) And that's how I learned that I need a newer keyboard. Insert key got stuck That's not minimum wage full-time salary... At least not in then US. A U.S. Full-time minimum wage employee brings in. $16,240 a year before taxes. And before bills and necessities and groceries. Minimum wage is barely enough to support one person who works full time. Is sad, really. And it barely supports someone who has no debt and lives alone. You add in credit cards (most likely since we are poor here), a car payment, utilities, phone, cable, (We'll imagine you steal wifi to be cheap) groceries, car insurance, and if there are any, personal expenses, and we have a VERY low bank account. If there even is one. A single bedroom apartment in a cheaper part of town usually runs about $300 or so. And that's cheap. That's still more than a single weeks paycheck. Then a car payment, that's another paycheck. Phone, insurance (We'll say you are accident free and have liability), and utilities will take up a third check if you buy the cheapest possible. Credit cards, cable, and a ramen noodle diet will take up your last pay check. It's a sad way to live and people have to do it some times. Go find those people. Go help them for once. Though, not all of them deserve it. Some of them make us working folk look bad. 報道の中立を保てというクレームが自民党からあるので報道できません Hey, maybe you can do research on it! God knows the professors at my university tend to be much more concerned with that than actually teaching a damn class ( ) OP is looking for attention, probably wants people to notice his crappy mods ** ** Those people are *definitely* not getting a Gardevoir then. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Read that in arches voice Well, my screen has really low resolution. I see pantheon with blue eyes when I look your flair. Or should I say Thresh Huh? Or she was just at fucking home. ** ** いや、そこは車買おうよ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You're basically telling us not to do our jobs. FYI. That's how we lose them. Fuck, America. Oust religion now please. What lighting? ***THE PAVEMENT! *** Don't act like you don't know. Filtering past normal traffic is like, why I own a bicycle. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Stop hipfiring Implying that SpaceEngine isn't already freaking awesome ┬─┬ノ( ノ) My name is Jacob and it said I would be Jayden today Can you imagine... yuck. Actually, I don't wanna think about that. We have to go deeper Thank you for explaining that, I was very confused how I had upvoted twice. Maybe we could all get on and reply tweet "and PC?" Excuse me? What hat are you wearing? As long as the casuals don't screw it up. ^^i ^^noticed ^^ That's just what you want us to think! They gave us one name change, and you used it! *Rick* ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I like driving a manual way too much... So I'm stuck without it. Peanut butter and jealous I already hated you for being a Mac Heathen, now I'm going to call for a full blown witch hunt that ends with you hanging from the gallows with your entrails swinging from your lifeless corpse, occasionally being nibbled on by a stray fleabitten dog. Sure... Exactly... ( ) ಠ_ಠ... Just ..... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Now you're probably just thinking of having sex with a sheep I only have an entry level PC, I have never experienced the full power of a PC, and implying that an Xbox is built off of windows is not implying that I'm part of some console war, I was stating that an Xbox is half PC because it is built from a PC but does not have the performance and upgradability of a PC ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ If only Susac hadn't been TOOTBLAN, the game would be tied RG with 9 trillion life... Quite the city name you've got there. Great. Just when I had my upgrade budget for Waldo all set, /u/reize gives me more ideas. Yes, she is. Got 2 skill ups during the process. Maybe I should revert it back and uevo her once again. Yes. # I see you jockin' me. This Literally the most useless comment in all of reddit, congrazzles! Seafood & Raw Bar is code for the EMC SRB suite. God this game gave me some serious Game 6 PTSD... God this game gave me some serious Game 6 PTSD... You were saying? Fookin Tazer m8 > I hope everyone downvotes this comment. I still can't do basic bunny hops... Tocmai a trimis la CCR ordonata cu bacsisul. Yo... NORSKLAND DIDN'T EXISTS !?? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) > hairs messed up something something Got the ol' Metatron. Gonna pair up great with my Balthe--They're nemeses Mi'm more interested in your golden boobies Is she fingering herself while thinking about pie? why would you want this? the site double balled bitch..the more sooner I want try find my soulmate the more time this its taking to load some other guy might my soulmate before me Is there anywhere I can get Cotton Crew clothes? Like an outlet or a shop anywhere? The only thing I found in SM Megamall Department Store was a small section, where I found the most amazing polo, but they didn't have my size which just killed me inside. Also anywhere I can get plus-sized clothing, because I swear, there is like nothing that fits my fat ass anywhere. Oh shit I read half life 3 had to read the title again a few times.. I need to play that again. The last time I did, I was stuck in a weird place where France wasn't happy about me trying to make Spain and add Portugal to it. Well, I'm judging you based on your username . Oh for fucks sake is this guy trying to infiltrate PCMR or something with his heretical pro-console rhetoric Good! your. *ARE YOU ON DRUGS* Im sorry, i must have misunderstood the "Emperors Grace " bit in your comments. Would you like to clarify what you ment then? People like me? You don't even know me, this was just a curious question I had late last night.. Jesus, in true reddit fashion though, pitch forks drawn ready to set some fire, keepin reddit friendly... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Brood HUD and Loading Screen I'm glad my shitty bear death amuses you so much I wish they would respond within a day for my hijacked account ### ## AMAで有名人が宣伝してるけど、無名だとDV食らうんかな If only they would make some damn games with source 2 I'll allow it. Peacocks are endangered so *you're* not going anywhere Guys, am I having a stroke? This is awesome, thanks!:D Still hate them though ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ That's not as as you think it is. OP could a) be a twin, b) have banged twins, and c) have twin sons without any necessary It's crazy. People are actually trying to claim its sexist/misogynistic uhh, call social services? I just saw this episode for the first time this morning, and I silently BAWLED while my baby slept next to me, clinging on, and a snoring husband. Frack man...frack Yeah but those guillotine blades got dull after a lot of uses... Wasn't uncommon for a head to be partially decapitated I finished drawing the rat .then i checked stream for the other ...the rat gone These are the eyes you flash your buddy when you just messin', but he think you serious and you tryn'a tell him you messin' without the third person realising Wow, thank you for that amazing detailed response. I was always like that kid trying to touch things in a museum.. I know his reasoning he just wanted to get a feel what a prehistoric snake felt like. no homo I know how u redditers are Me. Fucking. Too. Kim Jong Kook eating chips Thats likely why they went extinct *Sheogorath's Nutcracker* I was under the impression that he was reborn in the same world, was I wrong? 3 games and counting I'm quite aware of that Ew, heck no. Are you mentally disabled? The USPS is starving financially because nearly everyone uses email or text messages for communication. This has nothing to do with petty politics. Please check your nonsense at the door. Ah crap, did I just prematurely take a bong rip? If I ever own my own company, hitting reply all in error a second time would result in termination. I solo heal pugs all the time. I'm the only channeler I see doing it on Freeport though. Sorry for getting you caught up in the confusion and debate above. My fault for not fully reading the article you linked. I can see why my post with the calculations was interpreted the way it was. How would you know cheating is exciting ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Ya but Birchbox still sends foundation that is medium even when your profile is set to fair. I emailed customer service to complain that they did not consider my profile settings and they said "We only sampled 2 shades and we sent you the lighter shade." Even though there were 5 shades of the foundation, I have my profile set to fair and there were 2 lighter shades ( ) oh, well everything will be just fine then ** ** Cant tell if this is a shot at Baylor or UNT.. Imagine a giant cobra going at it with a dragon. Your username makes me slightly uncomfortable... I'm sorry. I don't get it. I do this all the time. WTF!! LOL! ... Thailand is *that* way. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I just subbed did I 666 your 665? I hope someone else subs so we don't inadvertently open the gates of hell. Find out anything? I'm not. This has to be a form of child abuse. Fruits Basket I would be so scared if I smoked there. Especially if I was alone For real. C'mon padre I see what you did there. I actually liked the original GTalk though, still sad they killed it :/ When I learnt of Google Voice (and then learnt I couldn't use it ) I always thought GTalk would have been a better name for it. Google has so many products and services now, I kinda get when they rename some things (still prefer Android Marketplace though). * ┬─┬ノ( ノ) > En ningún momento propuse cambiar la duración de los mandatos. ლ( ლ) Weird ┬─┬ノ( ノ) As the father of three girls I can report that the old joke is true: when you have a son, you worry about one penis; when you have a daughter, you worry about ALL the penises. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You had one job!! Really? Guess I didn't really think about that. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I'm sorry I annoyed you all with my questions. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Their truffle fries are so overdone with truffle oil, imho they're inedible. > Every pain medication except dilaudid 22 days old and I consider this a new link I have this setup. But it's not actually called dark mode. It is just lowering brightness My 290x doesn't overheat. Wow dude. I'm not a racist. I said remembering math problems robotically but I didn't call them inhuman robots. Edwin vomited in the head of the dealer association's lap? Does that mean that he threw up in Herb's lap? God damn it. Your username. Yes, my (parent's) $1.2mil house is now $1.5mil One morning, I was running late for work, and when I got to my car, I realized I had locked my keys in there; they were sitting smack in the middle of the driver's seat. I called AAA and they informed me that my membership had expired **that day**. And the date? April Fools Day. I was not amused not a free upgrade service ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Someone was holding the camera... Why did they lower it a bit when the truck hit? Why were they not honking? ( ) Phobia of cotton? Seriously? ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) In the meantime I'm sitting on my monk with paragon 850 (95% played on monk) and about 25-30 flying Ds - **zero. fn. ancients.** then it wouldn't be nuke anymore Don't worry, no one was asking. I gave myself the half lime. /u/pleaserespecttablesノ( ノ) DAMMIT REDDIT I REALLY WANNA FRIEND AND UPVOTE /u/MattheJ1 AGAIN! Does this sound like Imagine Dragons? What is this shit? Fuck off reddit. Wanna criticize Hillary? She voted to invade Iraq. That was a mistake. This? This is fox level tripe. Deleted. Lol. This is the electoral season on reddit. Shills abound. Bullshit non issues. I am not a Hillary supporter but this pandering infotainment crap is worthless. Worthless. And to delete your identity furthers the evidence of a Koch problem. ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ reddit is spinning ┬─┬ノ( ノ) dood, youre talking poop man? They close at 2PM, I figured this out when I drove there at 3:30 and the doors were locked That was their brilliant plan? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┌( )┘ That's a pretty hardcore way to do syrup. Ugh. Better yet, why are they involved in any way with this person? /r/GrandTheftAutoV Any true B&H fan has already seen that video Most ridiculous statement I've heard all week. PCIE flash storage is great but in no way does it "make up" for offering a model without a quad core. I had mine last week so I can relate to the excitement! We did it man! Although I'm scared for the future I still don't know what I'm doing Fucking where?! My face when reading the bolded words: Single family home OOC: Wrong place ಠ_ಠ^ಠ_ಠ^ I'm not sure if it still does, but I play mids and support usually. I actually got flamed for playing Luna mid Bruh Weird seeing you say that ( ) > ' "Secretly shopping" The flag needs gray. You know what's disturbing? The fact that Vahn might actually be reading this, and he'd be like ( ) ## Those app notifications would drive me insane *Get the fuck off the desks! * Modders on online made me become a helicopter WTF is going on!? ( ) Im onto you Swayni ( ) REALITY TV SUCKS. G gle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) So in other words these concerns are a minority opinion and will go ignored. 大阪ｵﾜﾀ━━━( ´∀`)･ω･) ﾟДﾟ)･∀･)￣ｰ￣)´_ゝ`)-_-)=ﾟωﾟ) )ノ━━━！！！ I see u Since December and you're only lvl 30? So in other words those with these concerns are a minority and will go ignored. 大阪都になったら名前だけでも東京都に近づいてかっこいいと思ったんだけどダメだったか [ ing intensifies] And are those balls...deflated? Classic Irish Night Pub I've noticed them the entire time. No way I could avoid them it was inevitable. Sorry I am not from the US and thought that being in high school meant being 18yo. That's what I get if I only know about the american school system through movies and actors in their thirties playing teenagers. Facebookノ( ノ) Facebookノ( ノ) Facebookノ( ノ) Facebookノ( ノ) Facebookノ( ノ) "significant other" "Cherios" Seriously? ... Facebookノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Go back in time and study properly. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I bet you're real fun at parties Young black males really are out to harm me!? Of course they were banned... ...and here we thought Michael Vick was bad Upgrade your computer You shot a nun. AGGRO Sounds like a real party... ( )ノ-■-■ Facebookノ( ノ) **DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!** Well how could I know that I'm sorry, I didn't get that. ┬──┬◡ﾉ( ﾉ) Ouch that's rough. Just watched it on mlb.com. You can hear the Braves catcher shout "goddamnit" when he realises it's a base hit. There's probably a lot of dog shit in there. Not even a week and the soundtrack's out... Meanwhile, I'm still trying to find the Mystic Manor soundtrack. 9gag … Beau-fucking-tiful post there sir. I rate this post 8/8 m8. Remember.....No h8. I had to read your comment twice because I started thinking about something else. I know where that first photo is from and I am not proud Those are some pretty flimsy excuses to behave that way. C'mon girl! Is the electric chair still a possibility. You can keep things other than coins in a coin purse. I made a post exactly like this, even with the same case, like 2 weeks ago and only got 10 upvotes If there weren't so many people in this comments section angry that Super Affection lost, I would have 100% lost all my faith in /r/anime ლ( ლ) *looks towards her in confusion* ( ) "feminists have been fighting to have male rape taken seriously for decades". Someone has been willfully ignoring the third wave. Unless they owe ME money, that is... That ending... i need an adult ( ) I know it's bullshit too in my opinion. Hunters are the only class that doesn't do elemental damage with their melee abilities Check out /r/coilgore too. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Bard, because when people flame me for choosing him i say: I play bard ( ) ┌∩┐ It wasn't a request Reek Well make do! Facebookノ( ノ) Ok... I guess I'll buy a shark card... Well fuck, it sounded a lot higher pitched than an SR, but it looked like S14 Interior. That threw me off I thought he started peeing at the end ( ) Surprising to me that this is even a big deal or a part of some kind of rules. But I guess in the age of lawsuit happy people in America, they have to cover their bases to avoid anyone frಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ You need to fence in the entire yard with that design. *Can't let foreigners peek in * but the way they focused on bronn getting cut by the spear.. and we know oberyn poisoned his spears. it seems to me like he's a goner. also as a paraplegic I can say that I'm not a huge fan of your username... > ( ) Whips that make monsters love you But the weird thing is that this subreddit already exists.... ( ) Despite everything wrong with that Civic all my eye keeps going to is the Civic badge being in the wrong spot ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) who is that white haired samurai dude in the back 14h. 20-30m but what does take some time is deal with Bale i think.. Don't be fooled, this is also what it's like in diamond 3 I actually did get a "Gravity is just a theory" once... From an otherwise non-crazy biology teacher. ( ) So, I clicked into this link without checking which subreddit it was from. I am slightly relieved it wasn't something horrible, but also disappointed at myself for clicking without thinking... I'm dumb Why GabeN of all things? What were they thinking? You are currently obese with those numbers. How's it feel to know a good portion of reddit just masturbated to your mom? There.. sleep on that! /r/PimpYourMomForKarma Really? While hubs and I shop, our now 2 year old would *insist* on a bag from about just after a year old. Since we're there supervising anyway, no biggy. She's got something to entertain her for 5 minutes (fruit-fly mentality ಠ_ಠ ), and we can continue shopping ;) Her toys don't do much, a phone doesn't do much, the bag won't do much, so we have to keep switching. We'll also let her run around carrying toilet paper, and she would lose interest after...you guessed it... 5 minutes She's just waaaayyyyy too busy, lol! And the fact that subsection 2a exists, implying that they expected that people marry before they turn 18. I read that and looked at your flair and saw the Chevys Fnatic.HoN. Never forget Dat ass... ( ) Three weeks 'til my birthday? Wat. When did this happen, that's now how time works. That means I actually have to get my shit together about going to one of the games @Philly. Well, Giants road trip to my neck of the woods is a pretty solid birthday present I guess. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) Are you sure this Munlanding wasn't staged? That looks like a cardboard backdrop... You work for 12.5 hours a day? We use iPads in my classes. I opened this in safari because it was somewhat laggy in Alien Blue, just as the teacher hushed the class. The plane crashed, and my iPad proceeded to shout ALLAHU AKBAR to the silent classroom. A lot of people were on TGF at some point: Shiphtur, Nk Inc, LOD. If we had all the best players at the same time, it would have been an amazing roster. Nice imagery! However if this is fire base Delphi, B never falls that easy :-D or maybe I am that low level warlock :-/ haha good read! .... wut? Real helicopter pilot here... You'd be dead. They absolutely don't level themselves never mind the altitude. And for the sake of clarity, the md500 as portrayed here appears to have a fully articulated if not solid rotor head (fully articulated irl) so given proper altitude an engine restart and flying away is technically possible, however you'll have to find another pilot to try that for you ( ) ### Relevant flair Haha I say rip all the time whenever my friends fail at something or the like, and they always give me the look They're never that obvious. For all we know it could be Brienne *dons tinfoil Dang it I agreed with you... I'll take the Middle one God sex dreams can be sexy or confusing as fuck. I had one the other day about a fictional character and when it was over she just turned to me and said "You know this isn't real?" I woke up with a look of disapproval Fuckin' brain. > No sleep is what its all about! Was a beautiful day. I popped out to Healesville for a coffee and saw all the other bikes out and thought to myself that the cops would be out in force making some money ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ** ** I hope that bagel doesn't have any sesame seeds in it ... I know what you meant . Ryan Whitney: "I am glad that I came in the KHL" Ye kya lund pana tha? Apni hi maa chudwake ke aa gaye? Ignoring other players input just because it didn't fit your time frame and instead assuming there was a significant statistical change in data, while providing no data of your own seems like a bit of an over reaction. This is something you could have tested yourself in 20 or so runs a day, or you could have accepted the other players previous data. Hell, data mining isn't too terribly difficult either, if you really had a bee in your bonnet. Instead you jumped straight from a faulty hypothesis to a conclusion without so much as a whisper of rigor or even gratitude. Last time I do science for any of you people. > ( )┌∩┐ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) After using heroin just use herooff! reverses the effects. Been living here 6 years. Area has 6 corners, people have been calling it that. Sure there's Portage Park, we get it. People refer to them both as 6 corners, what's the big deal I hate Riven ┬─┬ノ( ノ) O que realmente me surpreende é que tem muita gente que come nesses lugares It knows it shouldn't be going anywhere... What happens if a superqueen rises? I was too disturbed to laugh. # I was hoping it would be about him getting a perfect snooker break. I saw him get cut and thought "thank god it's not a fatal wound" forgot about poison Wtf Nancy Facebook ノ( ノ) Um...who took the photo? Hooli Cannoli actually that's not a weakness, that's a threat. those nerds can't even do SWOT right ↓ノ( ノ) You shitlord at least tag your spoilers... so triggered right now. So I've imported my old save files with lot of armor sets and weapons in my inventory raven(w1) and a bunch from w2 (Kin slayer etc). I'm at the tree right after we whack some rotfiends with Vesimir (start of the game), checking my inventory for imported goodies and .... There is nothing Not sure i can trust "Grossgreg" what kind of "tasks" did you do for him? I very stupidly just edged over my cryptarch rank which I've been avoiding all week ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You get more bees with honey than vinegar. Oh, wait, that's flies. We don't want those. ( ) ** ** if only there was a sub reddit for that Plot twist: OP was the prank caller and loitered around for free food. This is gonna be a first world problem vent, but I don't care. Today hubs and I put in an offer on an awesome, almost too good to be true, townhouse. This would have been our first house that we were buying. Even though we had the highest bid, the seller wanted someone who didn't have the financing condition 3 days...it would have taken 3 days >:/ And...AND... she would have walked away with *MORE* money!!! They're lying lol!😆😆 > Yeah thanks Yep. The coo I heard on npr today said they tried for two months to get management to shut the shit down. Is it true that in Texas an establishment like this one selling alcohol lets people open carry weapons?? Am I the only one who thinks that the Warcraft time has come and gone? Five years ago I would have been excited, now I really don't care anymore. Thanks Atf. I feel safer by the minute.. All those unregistered salt weapons off the street. the fuck !? Beautiful. Mine is processing. Hits blunt* Totally not a cop right? Germany, Finland, etc, etc must not have lawns. 0.9g per *cup* I only dance All I have to say to you is... **V** **V** I've been afraid of bees all my life, but after coming into this thread, I kind of really want to try beekeeping カネがあってもハゲは嫌いなんだよ Must've been painted by illegal day-laborers パフェ味はなんか期待外れだったような I just erased my entire post on mobile, dammit. I promise I made a really good and long first impression. This isn't /r/nottheonion? Oh ok ಠ ಠ Arizona Thanks Some people are way too into horses And how do you know that? I'm with you buddy How come I can never get any fodder Priests for my Chloe? I had to use another Chloe for a skill up that went to her attack! ... *Northern* Irish Maybe it was a joke? 1,000 calorie shake = 952 calories *doing* a fan? ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ...Over *what?* ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Well over 1,000 hours underwater. Never seen one. So yea. Lucky you. I haven't seen E.T. listed yet... ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ *clean that up with your bare hands big boi * ** ** we all know what the Sailors are doing god have mercy on my throat and butt hole. I... what... ムショでタダ飯にありつく為に腹刺された女の子… *Hey, you said she was still alive.* Well then the raspberry ketones will counteract it! meow... (^ ..^ =)~ ︵ノ( ノ) Oh hey, my partner has the same case! Too bad he put it in between the desk and the wall so he can't hang his headphones there I wonder if he even knows Yeah. Your friend's Facebook wall; publicly on the internet on an international website that millions visit. Sure. I'd say that's roughly the same thing and doesn't constitute a violation of privacy in any way. I ran it for 30+ hours. No drop. I got the crux to drop. FML I really enjoy the episode discussions, thank you for posting them! If anyone else agrees, I think maybe three episodes a week either spread out or a mega thread would be better just because at roughly 22 episodes a season, 2 episodes a week, each season plus a recap will take about 3 months. That may be too much work for you though, or decrease frequency of comments. I think the discussions will get more popular starting with season 3, since the next few seasons are much beloved and the last two will at least be interesting to discuss. This entire comment chain: ( ) How do *you* know it's yummy? ITT: Some ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and some ( ) It was reduced, I agree with you, but I still think the fact that she has to register as a sex offender is pretty good... Justice system in Seattle for ya... I watch Sourcefed too.... Still no Ally bank. I just realized you've commented on my story and we've have had a discussion before. 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Wait, why? So are you though > At some point they talk about muslim niqab how it's taking off in england, she said she asked about it to english journalist friends (most likely BBC or Guardian), and they replied that it's a problem, but they can't talk about it because it's a right wing topic... she was like . If your bias stop you from debating problems, you are a failure in life and if you are a journalist it's ten times worst. The title OP -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Click bait... You dick RIP in pizza mobile users What about people with slark flair I wish that the ALS folks I was with for clinical studies had let me do more. Yeah, I know I was a wet behind the ears almost-basic-EMT, but I'm not going to learn any other way. So, that must mean that during winter all of the snow is actually.. 9gag strikes again … half the players are a bunch of losers Exactly danteslaststep.... "Why you slap"???? Yeeeah. Whenever people say I look like my dad... [META] ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Maybe a dual sport reddit may be better suited. Your answers here will be decidedly one sided I think Sitting on them?! You don't sit on a baby! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) No. No, they never are. In order to a stallion to find a mare attractive she has to be sexually developed and producing the scents that go along with being sexually mature and/or being in season. Horses are not like humans - they, like many mammals, usually only breed at certain times (and thankfully for them they are not exposed to all the weirdnesses of human society that tend to shape such paraphilias). For horses this is when the mares go into season, in warmer climates mares usually go into heat about once per month year round. Additionally, the stallion would be much more likely to be attracted to a mare that has recently delivered a foal than the foal itself as mares go into a heat about half a month after giving birth. Very weird and creepy question. This wouldn't have happened if the Library of Alexandria wasn't burnt down And I'm sitting here trying to post quality OC with my screenshot/wallpaper series in hopes to collect sweet karma when I actually could just spam shitposts instead. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Shots through the heart? Playing with what? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) So you don't have a single computer at your company that isn't at least three years old? She got the lucky genes, ok? /s I've heard this story before Should've been 4. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) a simple would have been an even better reaction, methinks ( ) do I need an adult... Uhhh... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Inferno doesn't have a cat ( ) What if I told you I covered all the green in 12 clicks ( ) ( ) Dad... joke? Never forget > ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Nope, too late. Reddit sees a sensationalized title post and roles with it. This actually is very disappointing but this is r/politics. I'm surprised you weren't down voted to hell. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Thank you for the suggestions! (Although I despise Marvel ) It's "stay or go". Get it right. Sometimes "staying or going" as well. SMFH This is hilarious. Kudos to whomever made that sign. Social Services is where they get the "money" they spend at Walmart. I'm sure we've all seen people at that dress disgracefully and make us cringe to look at. I've seen things that scarred me. Things kids shouldn't see. Why should they be any more classy applying for food stamps? Again, Why do you guys chose to eat and browse /r/WTF \>~<✍ \>o<✍ ~ \^-\^ ~~ ~~ I'm dead still when playing NFS and my concentration is literally "Asian level". Everyone else seems to sway with the controller. I'm just like "what the hell are you trying to do" ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) if I was a client, i'm pretty sure i would... but as a random joe soap looking at their offerings, it just makes me Yay, nothing like hitler apologia to start the day. /s. Oh gosh that channel ┬─┬ノ( ノ) # /u/ekjp ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Relevant username. AND they send out a signal to make everything slower right before new models come out! Sports need fewer referees and more lethal elbows. I thought the object of the game was to *win*? Nice painting job! Just hope your cat doesn't try to destroy the head They are Nathan's. Also, Smart Dogs for the wife That...is absolutely disgusting. Wha... I don't even know where to start... That is not at all how he gets his sound. # Am I the only one to see nudist park? You monster What in the fuck \_( )_/ is that a common abreviation in usa? thanks I've been waiting for Rant Weds since Sunday: happily doing bicep curls, when suddenly I sneeze = busted lip = lip gains for the past few days and everyone asks if I was on a fight during the weekend... too embarrassed to tell them the truth... ಠ▃ಠ ಠ‿ಠ Nice try, Mr. Cruz but we see what you're up to *Reads article* oh, That's nice *reads op's username* That's not a grilled cheese it's a melt . Hit detection still off ( ) I've been there before, was great. Did you get any of the....cocktails? do you think sprays are randomized? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Nah man, you gotta steal Warlizard's thunder and just reply to every comment with How MUCH do you love dogs? It reminds me a bit of Dota 2, a combination of farming and outplaying your opponents, while eventually getting fat and dominate the map. Minus the teamplay of course I beg your pardon? HAHAHA- I'm just coming up to 4 months PP, and bending over to just wash my face even hurts my back in a matter of minutes ( ) "You're not worthy of my trust." nothing! can you pick up coffee mugs with them and... other stuff? Well, that story took a left turn somewhere, I can't place where though. I thought this was gonna be a nice in game race then I saw it was a twitter spam contest. No thanks Are you really telling them to taper off of benzos and then use *ketamine* instead? I'm so glad we have you around to tell us what we think and how we feel. Goodness we'd be so lost without your guidance. でも心が折れそうだ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Depends. My hairdressers keep insisting I don't 'need' trimming shears done on my hair. I know my hair, and it pisses me off. Another recent one was I wanted bangs and she said I shouldn't. For the love of fuck people! If you talk me out of what I came to get done, you lose a HUGE chunk of your tip plus my future business Yes it's on me to say what I want, but it's the attitude. They huff and puff when I insist and then have ended up saying 'fuck it', and try someone else. Via ARC though No creo que el nombre nos haga menos mexicanos Wow... That is something. That's not why I'm afraid to use public bathrooms I don't get it. ( ) mega_blunderノ( ノ) Wow...I want to believe he was mentally ill. If so, I feel bad for him. If not tho...Just wow. Don't you dare come into my happy naked party and clothe me with your realism!!! (ง )ง I don't even wanna know Ricki's excuse for letting Mortica carry all of them Bean I blame autocorrect? ...and not just any kind of Windows. Fucking **Vista** "techno" Didnt read the article, bacon itself is awesome but I'm so sick of the BACON IS AWESOME trend...bacon salt, bacon chips, bacon ketchup, throw bacon on everything because bacon. Bacಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ Are you serious? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Yeah well... My white bread was buttered. ( ) I especially love how the "makeup" is sitting next to her as if to prove "NO FORREAL THOUGH IT'S NOT PHOTOSHOPPED I SWEAR" but it's a lip gloss or blush type palette without *any* capability of creating the effect And here I am E-4 at 7yrs today ┬─┬ノ( ノ) # ( ) something something, Israel's the best. Yeah whenever I stop playing a game now I absolutely have to dashboard and quit game. It's just habit now You're upset that didn't explode so near the time he was still in the car? I think Max realized that he was in over his head about the same time he disappeared on his "yoga" retreat. I, in no way, think this is the end of Max. He's going in a different direction now. He wants to be worshipped. I'm pretty confident that in the next few months Max will completely forget about Humanity and will be going full force with his religion/ cult/ yoga. I think this almost scares me more because he couldn't get people to back Humanity, but we have seen the impact of crazy cult leaders. I'm in the same situation. I wouldn't camp out as I'm pretty sure most UPS trucks don't go to commercial accounts on national holidays. I really hope we wake up to an early morning charge for the watch which would likely mean a Friday delivery. If not I'm screwed till Tuesday.... Oh right I was blessed with Jury Duty on Tuesday!!! If the watch doesn't ship tomorrow I'll likely get my delivery confirmation while I'm stuck in court Getting real tired of your shit Christy Tus is full of fallacies. The agreement sets the expectations. Then again have to consider that is legal to change the price so the example works. Probably around the time Bendis explains how 1610 Peter Parker came back from the dead and what 616 Miles Morales' story is. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Seriously. Do they not have, like, a job to do? ヽ( )ノ # What was the second one again? It is too cold there to do anything else. (☞ )☞ OK, well if you're not going to believe the EA, then I guess your mind is made up. Cada que en mi trabajo tenemos q usar dropbox o iCloud o Google docs es un desmadre casi nadie sabe usarlos, es increíble como se bloquean 😒 ** ** Muru pls Yea. It's the icon pack that comes with a theme called Era by Cocco28. He's one oF the few themers, that didn't jump on the "FLAT" bandwagon. And still designs according to what he likes. Not what Apple tells him to like... I know I hate when people enjoy music together. And what the fuck is up with that weird upside down frownie face!? Yeah no problem just don't spill starbucks over it like i did... It's more like breaking a law and not an actual object. Why do you think airline tickets are so expensive? Next time you fly anywhere (I'm not talking about recreational drug use) ask for an itemised break down of the cost of your ticket. Somewhere between "barf bag overflow insurance" and "premium for placement away from screaming baby's" you will see the "surcharge for sound barrier 'encroachment' litigation fees". That line item will be split between the FAA and law enforcement agencies for each county you fly over. Just the paperwork alone accounts for 50% of the cost of most tickets! And what planes fly the fastest? Military planes. That's the real reason spending on the military is so high. Supersonic spy planes, fighter jets etc. it all costs money and every spot they fly over wants a piece of the action. Did you really need to have an image with a cat for this? Even worse: the box is dimensioned such that you are bent completely over, as if touching your toes, but no room to stand up. not as bad as my first three osu videos I want a steering wheel that can both be used on PC and Xbox one! I could probably build the frame and add a seat. But I can't seem to find that perfect steering wheel. ( )–Ψ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Yep. It's a minor inconvenience though if you consider the fact that it plays nice with so many lockscreen tweaks. I'm willing to deal with it, in case it remains this way. I don't trust a lawyer with a grammatically incorrect username Oh for the love of the game, Kemp Don't ever call it a "vaginal crease" ever again you sick son if a bitch. Really now. > ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) "Didn't keep it up" Ugh. I had a tenant back out of his contract less than 1 month into a 6 month lease. I gave him half his deposit back which I thought was more than generous given the circumstances. He sued me for the other half, and then asked me on a date. On the other hand, Sasuke... They keep adding more and more transistors AND making the cores smaller? You can't have both ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Gave it another shot yesterday. Accepted a random heist invite, sat there for 10 minutes (okay, browsed reddit) waiting on a fourth. As soon as the fourth guy fully joined, "Host Left". ლ( ლ) Then what's the point in needing to add water to bleach over using a spray bottle. ( ) Who the fuck buys a rear diffuser for a Prius? アマゾン遠い ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ teriviaノ( ノ) No clothes It sounds like you climaxed a couple of times. so basically if a rapist raped your girlfriend and you then went and raped them for raping your girlfriend they would in turn start to rape men that looked like you? interesting Hold my beer.   ** ** Wtf But this just begs the question: did Bill know that Mabel wasn't going to press the button, resulting to the Author coming back? Because he might have planned every detail from the beginning, in Dreamscaperers, but it still boils down to Mabel's decision to press the button. If she had pressed it, the Author might not have come back. Vitor probably had someone sticking needles in him too Here he is: Camo wn8s Getting lagspikes at the best moment/worst moment - no. ( ) Metal can fix all your flaws Shitassfuck! Clicked the link before reading your comment. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ But we know more about Autism now ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Just got back from a long bike ride and tried to tap the screen to flip the card. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ People are goddamn disgusting ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) How do you know how his dad's shower operates Every post in that sub is from the same person... . I can assure you they probably noticed... ( ) ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Care to explain those other bizarre videos in your channel? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Wait yikes - RAIDS Online... god damn it looks like there's 5 crimes for every .25 miles worth of street in Tampa Dude 33 Also those who say that they can't see the sidebar when on mobile. Um, web browser ( ) ლ( ლ) En efecto la castración del Artista Antes Conocido como IFE empezó por los berrinches del Peje. Por eso le dice uno a la gente que hay que pensar quien va a tener el poder después y qué uso le vaya a dar a las reformas de gobiernos anteriores. When I'm travelling, I use a hair dryer to dry my balls and my feet. I also use it to dry my hair, but still. Reading that, it's worse than I realised; he'd been keeping the list for years before he was actually asked for it. Who does that? Yeah, that is what's odd about this. ┌( )┘ Good lord It looks cooler but that noise Thanks that I am not the only one who would walk away from such situations. Apparently it's a "cake tin" They're chewable apparently! Most of my online profile pictures are Gaben. ( ) I'm a gonna miss you. ( ) You've mistaken a gtr for a pt cruiser.....how dare you Well I was the dude sticking his unit in afterwards, so I can tell you that it definitely was weird. Never thought of the necrophilia side of things though Everything warmed up again pretty fast Well that pun just hit rock *bottom.* Vadå lägg av? Håll käften! ᕕ( )ᕗ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That golden shower firework Fucking better be! As a former granary mechanic, I soooooo wish we had these on the equipment; soooooooo much grease needing to be wiped off on Mondays Lol ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That's when all the uneducated swine that think brawl is the best come and flood the subreddit His profession is playing League and Starcraft 2. Not even joking. His girlfriend is saving "full on sex" for marriage (oh they're engaged btw). This screams troll but he's serious.. He claims he's "self aware" but he doesn't think his mother can legally kick him out for suing her hahaha I'm so sad to be in the same age group as this dude.. I don't know what planet he lives on but reality is a far distant land for this dude.. Lol my favorite is "giving up my dream!" aka putting down the controller and picking up a retail job, no wonder his mother is so crazed, he's sitting around playing video games saying it's his career. I had a friend who used to play halo 2 and was really good and would get money to play but come on... get a real job and play video games in your spare time.. I think you just enjoy arguing I'm going into college with a face ton of acne because nothing I try ever seems to make even the slightest difference. I want to try Roaccutane, but I think I remember it being a prescription thing, and I doubt many dermatologists would be willing to lose a client to an easy one-time fix. God damn it. (o\\\_!_/o) **ノ( ノ)** Link removed. Thought that was the joke ... You know which one. Expect the feds to be there any second creep-o! Take a vid. Find out. Post results for opinion. > * * The guy fucking raped someone. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Am also confused what the hell ( ) You rubbed him a pair of testicles. The North Korean website is blocked in South Korea. Hey. Aren't you the guy from the gaming forum? I know what you mean. I had to stop watching half way. "Wait.. Okay so this doucheweasel is probably just taking advantage of the approaching emergency vehicle to cut to the head of the queue. Well good on you, you opportunistic little shit. I hope the 10 seconds you just saved were worth almost cutting off the....wait.... Why aren't they moving?...WHY THE FUCK AREN'T THEY MOVING?!! WHY IS NO ONE GETTING OUT TO YELL AT THEM??!! BLLAAAAARRRGHH!!!!!" Oh look, /u/Give_Me_the_gold is back.... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) It's early in the morning and she's eating crunched up Oreos in milk with ice cream on top. What a nutritional breakfast. And the most important thing I learned from this video was how to use I believe it has a built in macro. ( ) It's an 840 hour placement in protection/in care. I briefly met the field instructor and she seems awesome. No idea what I will be doing but my friend did everything from go to court to interventions. Thank you all for the advice I'm nervous but excited too ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Everytime one of these power VCs gets enthralled by bitcoin I giggle.. Twitter/Tumblr/Foursquare/Zynga/Kickstarter, Etsy, Coinbase, DuckDuckGo, Duolingo, MongoDB, Flurry... meh, What does he know.. ლ( ლ) ლ( )ლ ლ( ლ) I'm actually not allowed to say this in my house anymore because I've used and abused it at every opportunity ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex Your Dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ Lower Your Dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Heres A Tip. And A Dong Behind It (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง Sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ Ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ Ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง Focus Your Dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You Either Die A DONG, Or Live Long Enough To Become The DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, Ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Raise Your Dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I Have A Dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ Ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG Ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ <ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ> ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) IM DONG,JAMES DONG (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) Let Me Hold Your Donger For A While ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May The DONG Be With You! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support Our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ╭∩╮( ° ͜ʖ͡°)Wнαт Doeѕɴт ĸιll Мe Мαĸeѕ Мe Doɴɢer ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っPenetrate Nintendude's Anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Your Donger Belongs In A Museum (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom Always Said My Donger Was Big For My Age ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude Your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (˘▾˘) Wave Your Dongers (˘▾˘) Work It ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ Harder Make It (ง •̀_•́)ง Better Do It ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Faster Raise Ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ɲ More Than Ever Hour After ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ɲ ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Our Work Is Always Dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ > ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Why didn't I think of this in high school ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You don't really need to do any of that to understand the joke. ( ) Sounds like Slenderman. Oh man this is so annoying. I clicked bookmark a while back and was just like I know this but keep forgetting Because that rendering has a clock as 50% of the screen and is titled "Casio watch app" and has a wristwatch in the background. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Your favorite? ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Republicans respond with a Do you know what's the hardest part about split skating? Telling your Dad that you're gay Feminism I'd never done the Omega DLC on insanity as a Vanguard. That last battle... Everyone on reddit is a 25 year old white Mab unless otherwise stated , how did you know she is female Could you explain what Drop Bears are please? Narza. Hey what're those crosshair lookin things doin there (☞ )☞ Women are real? What internet history.....? -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) A couple of days late but, I have hypermobility, and have managed to dislocate my thumb. I am not sure how, but I did Reminds me of the Golden Shower in Terraria... You should probably have the baby first. Ok that would have said sort not support. GD autocorrect. That's what all the normies say. The real ones I trust ( ) That's funny... I just got my 5th and 6th purple one... **from my fifth run**. e - 7th and 8th from 7th run... At this rate I'll have more purple lobsters than JP characters that need them. Correct! I got those guys in Prague a few seasons back. I don't mind von Stark as much as I wish Donald Driver wasn't the tiniest one, inside of Greg Jennings Jailbait It was a sub goal. I'm personally thinking titiotus and that you're in California, but here we are... waiting... patiently... Why would anyone use their mom's vibrator anyway? What the fuck is this 0s bullshit. They told us to make waves in capstone. If I get desperate and bored enough I might just do this.. I don't wanna talk about it. ( ) And the Google home page has no doodles on it today... > Yeah, lying is a GREAT idea... Don't talk about your mother like that. That's cute, ugh not as bad as the guy who went to show his buddy his god tier handi/atk up OOO charm and timed out and lost it Zooming in... There's a pocket of fat trying to escape on the inside of her knee ಠ_ಠ No fake top line dman You want what from me? Why so many bright colors?! I am blinded! Too bad a GeForce 550Ti can't run this. They dry it... are we seriously discussing about cocks? What the fuck all your binds are EXACTLY the same as mine > What's the deal with Asian massage parlors? Are those the happy ending places? Or pull out in front of you because they didn't even stop at the stop sign, then immediately turn off at the next road. I'd have a much harder time coming up with something I *don't* admire for you. Stay awesome, boy. Or else. ** ** ┬─┬ノ( ノ) This information is 100% inaccurate. * * You didn't even notice you dropped your arm Good lawd. Jesus Christ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) 380p * * He's not. ( ) Das Celt ist nicht Deutche, JUDE UNTERMENSCH! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ravage my ass.... They have a mother... I'm looking for a lab job, but I can't get one because I have no paid lab experience. Whaaaa? I'm a microbiology student, I'll be your lab slave for a dollar an hour just so it's "paid," but noooooooo. What kind of steak was it? OP is a cunt for not making the video available in other countries then the US At least spell the romaji right Called Lata 65 (“lata” means “box”), the group aims.. 72 The oldest son has it too. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ): wat ***What are you doing to my tits human?*** ** ** Double handful while doggy styling, and of course sucking them every time I canಠ_ಠ I had finally got that image out of my head ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) But it's Friday. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Don't know if I can, but it'd be fun trying ಠ_ಠ I stopped studying chinese before psle and i could read everything except that word before "shi2" and figure out the meaning of the idiom... Because someone made /r/kile8998 Sometimes it's Kile sometimes it's Kaiyle sometimes it's kyyell ┬─┬ノ( ノ) White people ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Thank you for proving my point Those bastards IT'S ALREADY ILLEGAL Good lord... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ... what just happened I just don't get it Hypothetically? Really... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) No My girlfriend's take on this is that she must be a heavier sleeper. ....yet you didn't feel it when you picked it up at the store? more like our wallets. ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) このレスがステマだな？ ...said the creepy guy on the plane taking pictures of womens' feet I would say your both right. The Dude abides **TOO MUCH!** ┬─┬ノ( ノ) **┬─┬ノ( ノ)** Ilmeeni, kun Kimi "Oon mä kuitenkin viettänyt kolme yötä metsässä" Räikkönen on alikersantti. Wut? Button fuel can't melt steel beams.... just Cassandra beams I'm living this as about 20 minutes ago. When your computer's so old, that you don't know how to take a screenshot... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I was not prepared for this. ( ) ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) But is it legal... That's still better than a real spark plug, so it's a good deal The former Soviet Union – Poland Tumblr(meh) and spam( ) > The main cause of the Season 5 viewer drop off is the fact that Discovery Family has not been advertising MLP on a weekly basis effectively. Instead of showing new episode content on tv to get people excited for the next episode they've been showing the same preview that was for the first episode of Season 5. "New episode of MLP This saturday... with some old clips from an episode you've already seen..." I've been waiting for years to admit that I hooked up with the red head on banshee. Sorry for having to tell you, it's my only claim to fame I went to the hospital once and the doctor was wearing one Mispelling other people's names ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) We meet again Third time I found you in /r/tifu M: Yeah.. I remember the first time I was on the sub.. Don't go down that rabbit hole ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I'm an old grandma...not looking for girls. ( ) FYI: this is a guy's nip , ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Cousins are fair game in Japan . ┬─┬ノ( ノ) No ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Opted out of like the second test months back, seems they removed me entirely Yeah, fuck 116,400 people. ( ) Hey! /u/karmanaut! We've got a guy spamming " " in one of your subreddits, you've got to stop him! Because you know, there's no way you can use a flying mount right now or anything. I've never knew an ass could shake like that I'm... I'm actually impressed Mega Bloks NASCAR Nutella on my stick is also glorious Just have permanently copied and you'll be fine. Good job Darla. Sure, but can they shoot lasers and blow shit up? I thought not don't you me Hahaha....hahahahahahaha.....hahaha.... t( t) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Edward Intestinal Hands. Ew Seems like you tried to load a picture of your mom.... I had...never considered this. You stay the hell away from my sprogs ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ What are we doing Yes Well I don't have time to msg the mods about something so trivial but for the record it's complete BS it IS related to ED and if they would have read the thread they would have known that....... I already am. *looks at username* [](/sexiestemote "U WILL GIGGLE! ") So what do you want to do for the date? Damn!!! That was hot!! ಠ_ಠ < > ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) "I sit in my room, I'm triggered. I get in my car, I'm triggered". srsly He killed Akira Kurosawa? "Conspiracies are not the place for r/conspiracy" As someone who has recently miscarried, this whole quest took me a couple of days to mentally handle. Still an amazing game though. Husband won't stop playing so I can play. I have gotten the same thing once while smuggling thx frontier for the fine, and once while super cruising the new thing that seems to b happening is about once an hour right after I come out of jump I get an incredible drop in fps ( 14-25) which sucks when your trying not to fly into the sun Japane doesn't have 2G? ( ) ... I understand the fire but why a tennis racket what if it bounces into my face then I have a flaming spider on my face. I love the rig but I'm a tad confused. That's a dome-less titanium nail, why do you have a glass dome? Thanks for another helpful tip jar jar binks They couldn't help it , they slowly gravitated towards each other. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Did you unleash your beastly urges on the wrong one? Well shit... I don't even know what to do with my life anymore ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Rondo of Swords. I still haven't beaten the tutorial missions. Mill Rogue Gang Up I think it depends on your personality and the level of the issues you have to deal with. In general, I never got over it. I do go through periods of time where I'll forget about all the crap that happens, once I see my inlaws than it all comes right back to me. The aggravation has been fully reset and reminded. Cyrillic languages I barely keep my composure at work. Management makes bad decisions and never listens to me. I'm smarter than they are Boba Fett you filthy casual. I think it was a font called droid or android. I stopped using it because these kinda thing( ) ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ) wouldn't display properly This is amazing. All of my friends just started playing Smite, and this guide will help us all work better as a team and understand our roles. I really liked how you included the builds tha you can do. Maybe examples of common gods that are very good currently should be included, but otherwise this is the best guide I have seen. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) 1 * 49 < 1 * 51. ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) THE SUSPENSE OF WHO WILL WIN IS KILLING ME Came here looking for ladyboys. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Such a waste of a good username... Well, the showrunners didn't give him much to work with ┬─┬ノ( ノ) For one of my Vesta Dynastys I didn't even get a mote. Just weapon parts ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Nice try editing a post from yesterday. Get yo' TRP shit outta this sub Yep the kind that comes up to you seemingly wanting a pat then when you touch them gets up walks to just beyond arms reach and sits back down and looks at you like ** ** ┬─┬ノ( ノ) The only thing that matters to me is how they do the ***end*** of the race. I hope they actually decide to air the final laps this year. Just like LSH! Some people just have too much Doge. I have +2500€ computer, +180 steam games and just bought The Witcher 3, yet here I am clicking circles 3-5 hours every day. Next week my summer vacation starts and my playtime will most likely get doubled. This game is beyond addicting ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I read that in a Bugs Bunny voice. Goodbye childhood. ლ( ლ) ( ) I was going to say nexus 6 is easy to hide that you have rooted. None of that fucky boot loader business. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Not an actual article. But a link to an article. Spam I'm pretty sure that's not a Fender. Congrats, you just turned a peaceful race into war-beasts... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Motherfucker is well aware, he's just showing off and pouring salt into an open wound ** ** Truth is, I've never tried it but the thought of it freaks me out! ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ So it begins... now give me Jiji, GSC. Charge your paddles! No you're not. You cross that state boundary and your ass is back in jail But that gives it character Hahaha, goed hoor met jou dan? Are you actually dutch or are you fucking with me with google translate? So bats flying around and possibly hurting people is a common occurance? Not sure if serious... Awesome, that's what I was thinking too! I'm actually flavoring it as the "Rod of ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)." 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( ) FRIAS 9 earn runs, WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK !? it's almost like you want to see it happen ( ) You misspelled "hole" ( ) ( ) (ಠ_ಠ) (ಠ_ಠ) ( ) (ಠ_ಠ) (ಠ_ಠ) (ಠ_ಠ) (ಠ_ಠ) (ಠ_ಠ) (ಠ_ಠ) ( ) (ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)( ) (ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)( ) (ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)( ) Very smooth. I made a bottle of Harvest Berry on Friday, both 3mg 80/20. One with nude nicotine & one with the vaperstek and VT's is incredibly smooth, whereas nude nic's is a bit throaty. Nude's is still vapeable, but it's not as smooth as it was over the last year and 1/2 or so that I've been using it. Not going to bother telling Jake.. will probably just get told we didn't shake it enough (despite 6+ hours on tumbler after thawing) Exactly what happened to me after I missed the first three launches. I was so frustrated. Reddit 不是一个国家。 * * If I may lower my Bortles for a moment for an actual opinion: ノ( ノ ) Here ya go bud, have a pity M: ( ) ᕕ( )ᕗ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Don't blink Do you eff your mother with THAT mouth? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) They don't give me honey I had a guy at work tell me he used to go to hockey games back when Gordie Howe played on the Blackhawks. I gave him a big Wow... Dress well...god forbid I give a shit about the image I present to the world N-not sure if want . . . Damn right I thought it would be a 1 or 2 day thing but nope, still getting countless replies referring to Kile ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You bother me Thanks Toni Abott How the fuck do you that? I thought Madoka Magica [](/s "was a Slice of Life about Middle Schoolers who get Magical powers and have School hijinks.") ( ) [Spoilers](/s "I had no knowledge of Magical Girl as a genre. Ep 3 was horrible.") There's a butcher, ham leg, and meat selection joke in here somewhere... ! True, I smell something fishy AGHUhhghhhahahuhghggjVghuvugyguvgAHAHAHAHGJFTYCRUYCYTF NB,NJH,HJBKBBHHIG HUG HBV PLES hElep Ned MASt OR SKELQerLk PLEZ UPDOOT ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ " " Why the fuck is it blue? The inner struggles of a misandrist are incredibly freudian. ( ) You can wear them with all kinds of socks man ;) just don't ever wear them without socks your. Yea, fuckin Canada ┬─┬ノ( ノ) # 3 minutes of my life that I will never get back The only problem I see is that it is no longer your jam. Nobody saw it before? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠ I see what you did there... Umm, yeah... you better not have a son sis ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Wasn't theirs over before it even started! ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Haha is actually a pretty nice trail ride or run. Just have to watch out for the drop bears I think the dog is trying to tell you that XBONE isnt the most graphically pleasing way to play the game How'd did you get that hair? Could you show me a screenshot where the clock and calendar are? Because I can't seem to find them (or it doesn't seem to work). Or maybe because I set "double tap clock" to open an app, and my iPad is passcode protected. Plz help! I thought the first few jets were his shit or something, until I looked closer. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ʕ ʔ The "her" is already implied by: Shit man, you could've just said Fakku like the rest of us ( ) I fucking stared at this for so long, waiting for something to happen... ( ) I think if this way of approval sustains, this sub's law count will blow up quickly... It's like telling someone who plays the guitar that they aren't 'real' musicians. Because 'real' musicians play the violin. The constant flossing ** ** ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Good thing I hate money.... ლ( ლ) Why do you think that's funny? I read "feces" at first Que ce soit l'un ou l'autre c'est irresponsable et stupide. I guess we will just have to find out. ┻━┻ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) And again, if you use a tablet, you will see a chick showing her Vagina 😂 I can tell. not gore, but what the fuck My room..oh man The adventurer is the boomeranger. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) What the fuck? ωσит ναиιѕн Meanwhile I can't get a Space Shuttle to orbit using everything I got ** ** You do realize that you can take BC everyday like clockwork and still have an unwanted pregnancy? what team does he play for? im a big fan of tsm and i think ive heard of him before... Levels 2-3 look pretty neat, but that lvl 1 dragon looks kinda like a chibi viper remodel Wrong kile Happens with all applications. The developer isn't responding or helping at all. Which is ridiculous. I should be able to use something I paid for. The dev should help his customers . is that a euphemism? ( ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ <ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ> ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) IM DONG,JAMES DONG (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ╭∩╮( ° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ Are you sure you're not an investigator? What the FUCK happened to this comment section? I mean, every comment is the same So what are you saying? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ <ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ> ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) IM DONG,JAMES DONG (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ╭∩╮( ° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ <ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ> ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) IM DONG,JAMES DONG (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ╭∩╮( ° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ How do you people do this This demon child wanted my penis really bad... I heard thats how they suck your soul Never underestimate the power of the pencil dick And my most popular comment is about necrophilia. A shitty view to be honest. Interesting Being a cheater I could live with... but being purple? Damn my sensitive teeth the special toothpaste works on everything but apples and Tangfastics. I think I'm going to have to eat my apples with a knife now. One time I ate an entire share bag of tangfastics and my teeth hurt for four days straight, I could barely breathe or talk, let alone eat. You mean like the human body? You are absolutely correct. There have been instances where /u/kicker774 has started acting erratically and mis-used his moderation powers to the point where he had to be suspended from the mod team. It looks like he is having another one of those days River Legacy Park is haunted?! Ouch, what a way to ruin a wonderful joke... "Cut belly fat with this simple detox!" /u/Honda_TypeR ノ( ノ) Please respect Honda_TypeRs. This isn't really " " though. It's no secret that darker skinned guys have more issues in finding a partner. ( ) So the federal government will have employees recommending medical marijuana while at the same time other employees insisting it has no medical value? I was told to stop running because I'll prematurely use-up my lifetime allotment of heartbeats. ** ** I might pick her up like I'm a pooper scooper. 😂😂 ┬─┬ノ( ノ) A gallon of cheese puffs! OMG! That is just..... What the FUCK happened to this comment section? I mean, every comment is the same That's the second highest post on this sub. All our faces right now, . Yeah same with Nazeebo's zombies. Rarely ever see anyone remember or know that they can turn it off. I've seen Nazeebo's stand inside the full duration of their own circle I'm almost certain snakes are being vigorously sat on all around the globe right now i ate too many saltines Tarkir Dragons My biggest pet peeve has become people that won't allow water any where. My one gym teacher will have us effectively sprinting laps to keep up with the time she gives us, in 90 degrees, and then have an issue with water being brought out and won't bend to any pleas because "if you're thirsty now you're dehydrated because you didn't drink enough yesterday" and apparently therefore that means we can't alleviate the thirst now ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ... /r/AppleMasterRace ( ) this kind of shit is one of the reason anime tends to be hated . I knew before I even opened up your OP.GG I'd need to tell you UPGRADE YOUR TRINKETS ლ( ლ) You are my brother in arms. .... Or, are you an agent of Nod? --^( Older than death squared *They're not open? Burn 'em down!* ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) protect the tables! guillotine, my dad loved that one What happened here? Drive it off a cliff! * * ( ) i did not upvote that shit ┬─┬ノ( ノ) The finger or the nail? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ &lt;ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ&gt; ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) IM DONG,JAMES DONG (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ╭∩╮( ° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Dear God please no. GIF bookmarked! For...purposes. I literally had a girl sit in my lap at multiple occasions... I just realised like a month ago ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ^^ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) 胆汁なんかよりビタミン剤飲めばいいのに I don't speak "chav" For fucks sake, "deez nuts" peaked in 1993 .....because that's...how you get....down votes? *** *** That's surprising because it seems like everyone on /r/witcher are all on PC. I feel like the odd one out being on PS4 Those channels are recommended based on your browsing history OP. *** *** >Those channels are recommended based on your browsing history OP. *Swooping season...* ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ( ノ) ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ &lt;ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ&gt; ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) IM DONG,JAMES DONG (▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง (✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ل͜ °༽ﾉ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ╭∩╮( ° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง (っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ° ͜ʖ͡°) (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~ work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ And actually leave it stickied for the week Are you implying that you want to concentrate people together If someone scratched my screen id be pissed..... I guess he got his.... karma ┬─┬ノ( ノ) And not all of them even human. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) You didn't fix it. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ノ(ಠ_ಠノ )LOWER YOUR DONGERS ノ( ノ) What are you doin' ( ) oh... Considering that they misspelled "your"... The advent refers to the second coming of Christ, the Volunteer 'died' for us at the end of x-com so if they come back Advent could refer to them. But that would mean the volunteer is the bad guy of this one. Yeah I feel you on rocket, in arena where if you play very well you don't get hit, rocket and starlord are fantastic assassins. In quest lol rocket is just a raccoon. Don't have captain marvel, but I have a Gamora awakened l. She's terrific, high crit rate and ridiculous crit damage plus the assassinate, she's silly. Looking forward to duping Hulkbuster in this current arena so I can see if he's better than IM. Hawkeye is the character I'm most experienced with, I have him as a 3* duped 12 goddam times and an unduplicated 4 star :-( he's so good. I put him on a team with my four Star Hulk and three-star black widow, his level one stuns, power drains, and stacks two bleeds Yeah, I know all about the procedure; the doctor was kind enough to explain **BUT NOT BEFORE HE PRACTICALLY JAMMED HIS PEN INTO MY EYE AND I ALMOST KICKED HIM IN THE GROIN REFLEXIVELY ** told me to practice with pens at home and come back to him once I felt comfortable, but that's the thing: I'm perfectly OK with *myself* hovering a pen 5 millimeters before my eyes. Other people? Ehhhhhhh not so much, whether they're trained medical professionals or not :P IDK, there are just certain spots on my body - eyes, stomach, toes, elbow crooks - where I'm *extremely* sensitive to touch or even the suggestion of touch. I hate getting pedicures and having blood tests taken for the same reasons. I don't understand how this is proof. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That user name /r/globaloffensive is leaking Lol wow, that did the trick. Thanks! What a toxic summoning ticket . Wo, you proved someone wrong. Time to downvote me 10 times. Only against righties? He's a switch hitter. I'm attractive, but I'm also addicted to spanking. That comment gave me so much anxiety/anger ( ) Rape jokes aren't funny. Your videos annoy me with how shitty you are at the game. Just saying Such a awesome design!, now i fell in love with Lilith while she's at it, Roose for her brother as well. The bastard.. ლ( ლ) WHY PGI?! Are...are we not gonna mention that laugh? :)ノ( ノ) I'm so hipster this joke apparently is lost to me... your a moderator of like 100 fetish subs :)ノ(^^^^ ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) What a cute old lady.... :)ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)ノ( ノ) That seems to delete the files but when I open the music app back up the tracks are still listed. ( ) 1. ( ) 2. I repeat, ( ) No, not today pull yourself together son! What crimes have you committed that she searches for you? /u/Warlizard really rides that gravy train, every time I see his emoticon, (I got that by google searching "Warlizard Emoticon") it has a shitload of upvotes. ....That sounds... Dude think about this. Your opiate addiction could have affected your brain enough to make you think you want to opt-out when really you don't. How shitty would that be to kill yourself because you were out of it and if you hold on for maybe just a few hours/days/etc. you would be thinking "Glad I didn't kill myself". Try the suicide hotline 2-3 times at least. You won't get to read about our nonsense if you die Private inventory? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) True. I use :-) and :D and :-/ and :-( and (which is Kannada ṭha) fairly frequently. Is it you? The signature is just going to be a drawing of 1. He signs it as warlizard and you show it off to people and then people start asking you, "was that signed by the warlizard gaming forum guy?" Eventually it becomes a joke among your friends and now you are constantly asked that question anytime somebody comes into your house/apartment suffering the same harassment that warlizard himself receives. Your face will instinctively make the face anytime they ask it. 3. He signs it with his real name, you Doxx him and he gets letters in the mail asking him if he's Warlizard from the Warlizard gaming forum. He responds with pictures of his actual face making the Realizing it already appeared on spotify a dozen hours earlier ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) [](/s "No ") the phone can feel if you press hard or soft ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) *two aspects ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). But seriously chill out before you ruin it for everybody . But it's cool, they were planning to have a baby specifically to avoid immigration paperwork and get maternity leave paid for by actual citizens. This made me sad. You're getting the boot ‎ I don't think many people in Australia know about samples, or at least they aren't expected. The only ones who really ask are the ones who ask for a lot without buying anything... But for this reason everyone seems really surprised and grateful when you offer a sample of the product they are interested in. Except for those who get super angry when there isn't enough product to make a sample. Entitled much? The German one. But it's not a funny word, should it be funny to say? Well excuse me But the (a.k.a Warlizard Emoticon) was the first result and I still find that hilarious :D I'd just stick to using my check card or switch banks. I don't have time to play footsies with the ATM. The original wasn't some masterpiece, but was great for its time. I'll give this one a shot, too. I agree with everyone thoughts on the actors. They just don't stand out from anyone else in the cast. No personality. Zach Efron as Bhodi and Justin Long as Utah... Eh? Eh? No? I'm above you /u/Mirukuti I c u, that end of the weekly player discussion voting "response received" screen. *~~betch watchu call meh ~~* Heresy! CORRECT MY GOOD SIR! ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ He says earth. yeah, because the very first thing we want skynet to do after we figure it out is teaching it nuclear war and planet domination No logic. You're gonna wash your hands right after anyway. Unless..... you don't. What makes me salty is when I go to fuse the mega imp things on my Elza with maxed defense, I can't fuse it. Now I have to specifically get imps she needs. The shoes.... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I, too, occasionally forget to shave for a few days—where's the mustache? Must've been done by a house-flipper! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) What about professional game developers... g3258+R9 295x2 ( ) "...the core i5 is going to arrive soon." (ಠ‿ಠ) Worms That's more wins than Walker. My first thought was "What's that little ship on the far right?". Then I realized it was an Idris I'll give you an upvote, screw the person who down votes success 31 For the deaf. Go cavs. Get the ring this time. Most of them will be against it since they're all epals anyway. ''Did everyone on the plane die?'' ( ) That was a comment in the article Repost! That is just... Can't tell if this is serious or not ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Right? Like what the fuck yokels!? Don't die holding onto your words. Oh, gosh that's awkward. Personally, I would probably just keep going at the time that suits me (that's what I'm there for anyway) but...   collect snow in areas that have heavy snow fall. then purify said water. my idea is to make a massive snow cleaning service that cleans snow daily and takes that water and give/ sell it to countries that desperately need water. yes i live in california     ಠ_ಠ No puppy kicking ... Do these people even live in a society? I stopped watching when i saw the stream dude pause Souls of Mischief 93' til and search for a youtube taylor swift song. This is why mahvel is dead var ಠ_ಠ = " "; throw ; Fug, I've been saying "as-des" this whole time Why? ( )ノ┬─┬ノ You're asking the question and then answering yourself in a reply? Kewl Sempre achei que o Naldo se chamava Naldo for real There are people that find this appealing. Wtf... Freudian slip ** ** Redditor for 10 hours. Because you are correct, and OP is not. It's like you have the username equivalent of . Google it. Because aeronautical engineers aren't big on science? * * What if it was one of the guys from FIFA? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) There is a bunch of really cool assets on Manaan that never got converted to decorations.. I'd love to see them! My favourites that aren't actually decos are the paned fountains, the horizontal cryogenic tanks and the holoterminals that project what I can only assume is the molecular structure of kolto. I also didn't realise to making this guide that the 'Selkath Kolto Tank' deco doesn't have any liquid in it You bastard # Which end of the snake came out which end of the dog I'm going to imply that he is an asshole. How... How do you assemble a pitchfork? In Oregon this is a serious concern his phrasing is kind of ambigous i interpeted it as many teenage muslims are acting out by joining isis but he could have also meant your interpetation No, something something numbers. Actually it's a mobile feature too. 40 minutes.. Still not a thing. This happened with my best friend from high school. Then she started ditching me when we *did* make plans The kicker though? She then innocently claimed how "people just drift apart" Really!!?!? Honey...no...just no. She then started pulling the same crap on my best guy friend and his now wife. I called her out on it, and let's just say... I don't regret leaving that friendship. Not for a minute. She turned into someone I would rather never deal with again :/ > A big WTF to St. Andrews Park, I went to the jetties and guess who of all people had managed to plant all their weight(300 lbs) on a SEA URCHIN? Yep, no freaking warning signs saying "watch out for these assholes". We had to leave 30 minutes to entering the place because the park ranger said you should go to a hospital ┬ノ( ノ) Oppressception. My flair is the square They should create a "launcher" version of this. Why? So users can create an IFTT (or other recipe function) so that when you hook up your phone using an MHL cable it launches the launcher ( ) so that you get a better visual experience when hooked up to a TV or (using an adapter) to a computer monitor. Then you can use a bluetooth mouse/keyboard or something and really have that desktop experience from your phone, with all the capabilities and functionality your phone has. ( ) I did once. Once. I haven't gotten either in 5 days NO. Not at all, very disappointing. World Series of Soccer XLIXV Really don't get the need for these videos. We all know it will break under pressure and rolling a car over it will break it. There's literally 100's of videos showing the same thing. Why waste the money and time to re-do a "test" that's been done everywhere else and can be seen online. Your limiting the watch to those who don't have it and aren't showing Apple how to make a better watch. Then after the video is done they tell you how bad the watch is but never even tired it on or used it for a week . Just a rank from a techie who hates seeing tech abused by idiots. 'Burn' is kind of wrong in this context as a reply to your comment ( ) ... When I was younger, my dad and I rode up to the AMA national MX race in Millville, MN a few years in a row - maybe a 500 mile ride for us from Nebraska. On a couple of those years, race weekend overlapped with Sturgis. The sheer number of bikes on trailers going the opposite way on I-90 always made us laugh. A couple years ago I was working with a consultant from Florida who mentioned he and his wife loved to ride - HD of course. He mentioned that they go to Sturgis almost every year, which I thought was cool, considering the distance. Just looking at him, I kind of doubted they rode, but hey, even trailering a couple bikes that distance year after year shows a certain amount of enthusiasm for the sport. Turns out they didn't do that either. Every year they load their bikes onto a semi in Orlando and have them trucked to South Dakota so they can be waiting when they step off the plane in Rapid City My game crashed when I stared into a medics face have I mentioned this before? That 12 Ave is fucked now? Fuck bike lanes? Have I? Can't remememmemmeeeeber. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)(ಠ_ಠ)**( )** And I judged ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Why don't you ship free to Canada? So did Theon ┬─┬ノ( ノ) What about the guy recording? ( )╯︵ ┻━┻ Steam first , moon second . <3 #spreadthelove Phunny, very fucking phunny. Patience. Looks more like he's plotting a tourist's demise. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) Never understood why the configurator tool won't let you lock to standard apps such as photo booth That's not how you make an electric guitar What? OP has offered hope, vitality, wonder, mystery, love for all creatures-it's up to you to seize it! Damn it man OP can take our lives but he can't take our *freedom* --to be whoever we want to be on the Internet, making up wild claims for worthless currency and points that don't do anything. Actually OP just take our lives and get it over with "Those liberty loving assholes" The eyes whenever you open your mouth Haha Piggy trying to give invites to private affairs...what kinda affair we talkin about here? I think he thought it was easier to illustrate the perforations with the roll facing out. And that it doesn't fucking matter, but in is still more correct. ノ( ノ)   Kibbles pls. Look at his username. He thinks he's being funny about M street, but there actually is one. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) \ / Where in the world can't you leave things unattended while visiting the toilet? Remaining one is in place. Yup, got a prosthetic, you can't tell which is which unless you touch them. Not sure if srs or just trolling after my last comment Frog. Fraud. Frog. Fraud. Did you really ruin the chain just to reference that... Perry taught Milbury how to pronounce Hjalmarsson. No because she enjoys reading Hemingway and has a lumberjack beard, you prick. It's called PUNCTUATION, bitch! Learn how to use it! Moron. My husband does this too and it annoys the hell out of me. He'd ask me to wake him at 4:00 AM and won't rise until 5:00 AM. Meanwhile I'm stressed thinking he'd be too late for work (it's a long commute and there's always heavy traffic where we live). Copy is so not my department. The Captain VIP target is level 36. Hanky Panky here in Columbus OH. Fuck that Peach . Also Master WGS is up there too. Him and Drephen are the 2 highest placed Columbus players in Shuffle VII last weekend. Hey I play most of those games you should send me a friend request. I used to volunteer at a reptile store, and got bitten a handful of times by baby hatchling snakes, and you can't even really feel it at all. You just kind of see blood on your hand and realize what happened. Thankfully, I was never bitten by any of my older snakes, I'm sure that would hurt like crazy. I think when they're used to you, it's the same as a dog and will only strike if provoked. I'm sure you'd like snakes if you were introduced to docile ones. :) What are you going to do with that butt Is this what it would look like if you were falling down a strand of DNA directly in the middle? I would laugh except that I've heard people saying damn near the same thing. About a DUI. It's in your best interest to stay a full time employee. At least at work you're doing something productive. Don't give that up so you can stay at home more. That will probably worsen your depression. Fight what you're going through... Don't give up by taking the easy way out. Put their measly $1 tip with my $5 tip to make the waitress think it was a "group" effort. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) His Twitter bio literally says "Child actor who didn't do meth" and "Amateur video game designer." Was it all a conspiracy? Did you write the note and stick it in the book to see of anyone from reddit would decide to show up and give you money? It looks like the winner was actually the bully. Chewing their fingernails or cuticles. Do they even know where their hands have been? You shut your filthy mouth! # [美国鬼子 "枪杆子里面出政权"](/r/GASTHESNOO) And then go read the damn manga!! So uh... you meant the actual Lexi Belle then You know you've messed up when Shera's SBB doesn't register at the one hit that it takes for Maxwell to be passed her HP threshold and she does her ultimate attack. My mom will do that when I'm home from college she's nosy. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) We're onto something Yeah, as soon as I wrote it I thought about how getting emasculated does in no sense make you stronger. Hence the "metaphorically" notation, haha Or maybe it was illuminati ** ** I remember last year's post! Still insanely jealous, and why didn't you get any sushi? Or the Satan to new DIYers like me. I thought I *had* all the flavors I wanted for the time being... You want me to answer that without spoiling it? :D I see what you did there... Wait... ...put those bodies back where you got them young man. Peoplemover closing! The soundtrack is obnoxious, proceed with caution. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) all content as in all skins? Thanks! That butchering dough. -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ Gillette, huh? gratz :p want a candy ? sucker. go back to your pot smoking. the weighting scale ?! So as in same you mean completely different. You heard me. ノ( ノ ) *Leaves room* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ┌( )┘ That thing is like almost all blue and you call it green What is a Nozdormu and how does it taste? ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ)............Some time Later ........... (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ Guess God decided to spend a little extra time on that lawn "rumours" Nothing wrong with asking but this is probably not the best place to inquire about a feature or enhancement. ┬─┬ノ( ノ✿) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Dancing on a memorial, quality. Don't jinx it. Thanks for putting the words 'ketchup' and 'bloody shit' together in a sentence. There's an association in my head that will never go away. ┬─┬ (✿ ✿) ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (☞ )☞ Yup! I could probably have gotten her in one shot but I wanted to get her closer to 50% health just to be "safe." ಠ_ಠ What did I just look at? woah there buddy┌( )┘ Is you Vegan? Serious question though, do you have " " as a keyboard shortcut/hotkey? MEDICಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ That little kid screaming in the Benoit video. with username-mule entering Colombia? As I understand, it has been recently changed that you can now get your work visa in Bogota without leaving the country. You can stay up to 90 days without a visa. Theoretically, the imigration could ask for proof of onward travel (a ticket home) I have never been asked for this. Once here, you can extend for 90 days more. Yeah, it's a brand owned by Bic. I've rarely ever heard anyone call it something else. Though for some reason it's spelled "Wite-Out" Well, there's one way. Open your wallet. ┬─PLATOONS─┬ノ( ノ) what's wrong with gingers man? lol and that's totally me, not a popular pic from google images or anything Guyana here, no my country is not located in Africa. That's guinea (I believe). And yes English is the language over here. Also I'm not African You can also do it on the alien blue app. Pull the arrow up the top down and scroll left. Enjoy I just believe we should not be selling a sandwich with fungus on it. > And we also don't ride polar bears for all the retarded 12 year old Americans out there That would explain why I was dying behind walls on 24/7 Metro yesterday… ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Thanks. I'm humiliated but grateful. Ah yes, the death penalty. The sign of democratic and progressive nations. (I'm looking at you Belarus ) How many people can you fit in your butt exactly? You can hold alt and press 3232 on the numpad to get ಠ, so alt+3232 _ alt+3232 is . Or 3237 for ಥ_ಥ I don't like cooking around my boyfriend because he hates onions, beans, mushrooms, and apparently chili. So any time I use one of those as a flavoring agent that isn't necessarily detectable in the end result and he sees me, he goes 'WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT.' picky bastard ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Lifestyle. Really ? Revolutionary Girl Utena. I'm prepared to fight (ง )ง Yeah I usually let people know as a courtesy, but if I see people with bad attitudes or doing some weird multi-machine mess around I'll hover doing the stare just thinking **FEEL ME ** I've completed a bunch of low lol quest and 2h later noticed I did not get exp from them You're still an ass, though. ( )┌∩┐ I mostly daydream about cuddling with my bf for the first time. 2 years and no cuddles is rough This happens to me too ლ( ლ) I just got another hate boner. Thanks.. ( )..........( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nay means nay Thanks a lot pleb They all sound fake as shit, they all happened within 5 minutes of each other, they all have 1 link karma and comment karma in the 1,000s, they are all about 8 month old accounts, and they all have an underscore in their username....including yours ( ) Don't! Sometimes they're photoshopped *dirty* diapers. I just want to know where the same type of mod for Geralt is ┬─┬ノ( ノ) #┬─┬ノ( ノ) This is why old people shouldn't drive I had a similar response I see what you did there... Yeah, threesomes are weird. ಠ ಠ Same, some would go as far as hitting me there My name *is*, however, meme. How do you know? Murloc Mage, rank 5. I lost at turn 6 Diception. ... ... that sounds a lot like my conservative friends who while accepting climate change don't think government should do anything about it which makes me go just found out about tagthesponsor today Ugh. My parents did this. And I'm the third kid with the wacko name What kind of sick bastard brings their kid to this shit? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) > I was struck by lightning... and bit by a cobra ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I've purchased one of these things. Utter garbage. App barely works, and I can never tell when it is being detected by the iOS device. Stay away. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Wait. Whos naked? ヤフオクとかで売ってるさあ君もyoutubuで億万長者になろうとかいう教材で学んだんじゃねーの？知らんけど 信じられないよ いい企画なのにやめんなよ Yay my state is in the news.... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Oh boy, he just found a new hobby I feel almost like this is a hoax. It's so bad it can't be true, right? Careful there, I got shit on by someone online when I said that f.lux isn't a great alternative to dark mode because I prefer darker UIs instead of a yellowish layer ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬━ ━┬ノ( ノ) It was more or less the same in my school. We girls got a separate sex ed class that was all about periods and puberty (though they hardly taught us anything; even said we could flush tampons through the toilet ). Then we got another sex ed class the next year with the boys, and that's when they taught us pretty much nothing about sex. Elle va à l'école en brassière? Can't wait to have my comics interrupted half way through the page Yes, let him go into cardiac arrest first. Then jump in when safe (only if you did not eaten recently - don't want a cramp). This is the most logical thing to do. I spent a bunch on engrams and it gave me a Nothing Manacles with a 44/44 split Ah i see! i thought you were referring to this thing " " Who says u can't swallow gum Or are you the one stalking him? Rubber pellets in places you even never knew about ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Batman isn't gay! ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) サルサじゃなくてスカでした。訂正 "Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis" is missing. Julio Humberto Grondona: DEAD Are we calling it "the chan" now? Sweet. You've really let your spelling go to shit lately Noak The production company is called Snuff Puppets Maybe that's the style I'm going for That lonely double blue tick in Whatsapp. uh, ok, cause this wont devolve into a shit show. I work with lasers and people do this all the time... "but we don't want to cut polycarbonate!" we want to cut lexan!"... Rhino, no, no smashing. ノ( ノ ) Don't be embarrassed embrace that shit, yo! ಠ_ಠ "release the Algieri" i can do that just because i dont wanna burn my mouth for a whole week, but i can never wait for stones... no shit Sherlock Really? The fact I can see you soon enough for you and your friends are like that you have a great update is so cute I can't even see it as an excuse for not having to wait until you have a great way for me and I don't think that it was not immediately available to comment on the way you can get it right away with a new phone case you want me too I have a good time with you on your own music is a good time with you on your own music is a good time to go back and I don't think that it was not immediately available to comment on the way you can get it right away with a new phone case. You ate entire birthday cakes? Samsung has this, so I don't see any reason why it can't be made for iPhones as a tweak He stopped. ლ( ლ) It's a problem on both grounds, in my view. This is (a) a plain link that (b) leads to yet more links. No direct content. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) FZ09 ノ( ノ) Fucking reddit...( ) Serious Face ( ) Wait. Was that you holding the bots long ago in domination? You were in my party and started holding the bots (and me as an anime warrior girl) with cheer/song and when we lost you started spammin "blame ally" ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Honestly boring ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Shibeekend ヽ(ಠ_ಠ)ﾉ เ ђคשє ภ๏ เ๔єค ＨＩＧＨＬＩＧＨＴＩＮＧ ＡＮＤ ＴＹＰＩＮＧ ＯＶＥＲ ＳＴＵＦＦ ＩＳ ＢＵＧＧＥＤ ＴＯＯ ヽ( )ﾉ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) No. I saw a used FMG4 for like 280 with upgrades and a bunch of mags the day after I bought my CXP and I was like k It looks like . ┬─┬ノ( ノ) WTF Spain Deleted for no politics from r/news, deleted from politics for already submitted. I hate this. It should say "eat dick" and there should be a dick (or dickbutt) on the plate Attenborough's face though That's not how you fucking do it... I swear it looks like your bike is looking at me funny > > > > > Cute! ...Cute! ...Cute! ...Cute! ... I am a huge fan of . It's programmed into my phone as a text replacement for "lofd". ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ /u/_prissy_ - This subreddit is about the CARD GAME, Cards Against Humanity. This post has nothing to do with that. It's far, FAR off-topic. So, obviously, I'm removing it. I'm sure you can find a subreddit much more appropriate for this (very disturbing! ) topic. Please do not re-post here. Much to my exasperation, the Goddess was too busy eating Samgyeopsal. Apparently she wasn't attending to her physical clones at the time of this filming. Actually it just recycles the words that you've used in the past...  Forever Blessing a ship seems entirely reasonable if you ask me. Boring machines on the other hand ( )... Veronica? # ┬─┬ノ( ノ) -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) ( ) That's exactly what a pr intern would say Is that, ..a fanny pack? ( ) WOW HAHA ISNT THIS A FUNNY POSTಠ_ಠ Not enough :)ノ( ノ) Really?!?? No hey isn't that the guy who spelled his name wrong?!? This ins my downstairs neighbor... No worries! I'd hate to be the downstairs from him if I can here him. ## ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Oh god e.e i forgot about the placement and why. There's a scene you can only catch in the trailer for the movie where the same kid asks if he can spread it "elsewhere" # Subbed XD d b I have, actually. Nope, cant recall it at all. Nope. not at all! Im of the mind it never happened! LOOOOLLLLLLL ┬─┬ノ( ノ) are we still speaking euphemistically? If so... My fiance once barged in on me while I was peeing. I panicked, slammed the door shut again, finished, and went back in our bedroom... where I found him shitting into a plastic grocery bag. It was not a proud day for either of us. I am more butthurt over it than I would have expected. I don't know the guy and don't support DDoS. But for an Anon to be like, "An Anon got killed! . . . Ha ha, JK!" . . . how did you... Probably will never find out unless they gain evidence via... Social media... Or Internet... Do you see a smile on my face ? I am a defence attorney and fuck the cops and prosecutors. Serially. ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) She meant Jinx after the kill ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Eww, who does that? I agree with you. Though it is visually appealing (with a good theme song and show intro), the plot of the first three episodes has been agonizingly slow and predictable. I also find the characters, especially Jennifer, quite unlikable and the situations she is thrown in (and her reactions to them) totally unbelievable. Just because you do "photography" doesn't mean you're the only insightful person around . ( ) He's said in interviews that's exactly why he does it, he thinks his long name gives him an advantage, sometimes enemies can't see his health bar and stuff ┬─┬ノ( ノ) That bildeberg group Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo! (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) *** *** -( °-°)- ノ( ノ) Goal in Spanish is Gol... Don't be a language tester mate Basalt is not a mineral ^^^it's ^^^a ^^^rock Looks like we've got ourselves an ex-ception Ah trolling the yanks again I see. (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ Yes, PBS is a notoriously unreliable clickbait site, barely one step above Buzzfeed. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) expected that to be a shock image for a second There are enough rules in Risk Legacy, I'm not sure what the point would be to adding this one. ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Oh yes, as was described in that NYT article a month ago. That's why I gave the look. ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Sometimes i imagine my life with total strangers. The proposal, the wedding, kids, him dying of old age... Wtf is wrong with me?? ( ) Why do they think this is a cute look? For some reason the first thing that popped into my head was that this would be like porn for Winnie the Pooh. (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ /r/kile8998 has been taken HE'S the speech teacher? This Han Bei Song is always messing with my brain Might as well throw nostrils, belly buttons and skull-fucking into the mix Lol srsly Do you even reddit? Why the hell is this a comment? This is a self post so you can edit your text. But which one!? Wait, that's me you're talking about. ( ) ...and she'll say in front of a bunch of people just to embarrass you. Then you make this exact face ( ) Not much acclaim even for second place. One of our greatest non violent actions for an entire species, and couldn't even complete its own scheduled goals and was cancelled prior to completion. we deserve to die here on our over crowded, polluted, tapped out ball of dirt. Until we can get more than one or two excessively rich bastards to figure out that space is made of money or something we will never leave. And even if we do actually go out there, it's only the super rich that will be able to afford it. We seriously need a new power source. Anything ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Depends on where they go. ( ) I like and respect Mr. newell but I hope you're not serious "accidentally" Ugh. I was thinking about getting some ice cream but then this came up and now I've lost my appetite Listen buddy, put your real comments away or you're gonna find yourself in trouble, you hear? ノ( ノ ) You're not already? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Same here bro except my situation is slightly different - I like a girl and she likes me back (btw both 16 years old here). She's way out of my league but me being lazy and poor means I want her to be treated right, but at the same time I'm not exactly able to pay for dates and stuff as well as ive never had a gf before so idk what to do being a hypothetical boyfriend. i mean beacon and you know it So what they're saying is that Obama was black, so the U.S. Shouldn't have made him president? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) OH yum a coconut popsicle.... ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ray knight Probably mfw watching dark jiewa (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Why you do this to me? :)ﾉ( ﾉ) I bought my 07 with 24k miles for $3400. :)ﾉ(ಠ_ಠﾉ) :)ﾉ(ಠ_ಠﾉ) :)ﾉ(ಠ_ಠﾉ) :)ﾉ(ಠ_ಠﾉ) :)ﾉ(ಠ_ಠﾉ):)ﾉ(ಠ_ಠﾉ):)ﾉ(ಠ_ಠﾉ) :)ﾉ(ಠ_ಠﾉ) :)ﾉ(ಠ_ಠﾉ) :)ﾉ(ಠ_ಠﾉ):)ﾉ(ಠ_ಠﾉ) :)ﾉ(ಠ_ಠﾉ) :)ﾉ( ﾉ) The eruption of.. oh lord. I uhh um I uh fiyaa. Fi fih fo. WAIT WAIT I got this, let me get this. I-uh-fiya-Jamocca-Shake eruption. Well infinity is kind of long, specially towards the end ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) No .... # Making Flint MI look lazy. ** ** corpse^corpse^corpse^ You can't be serious How do you move forward Don't worry, people are going to tell you that you are for the next four years. Then he became a lumberjack . ( )/ What a way to go ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) What a dumb fucking bitch It's one of the most heartbreaking scenes in game If we get /u/PleaseRespectTables here as a result of ┬─┬ノ( ノ) being one of my fav "words" I am going to laugh so hard. 10 minutes? It should be doing it *constantly* It's great until some *colored hooligans* come along and flip the thing over That's the entirety of the Moscow mission, tovarish. The actress is 15 (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻︵┬─┬ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ┬─┬ ︵ヽ( )ﾉ︵ ┬─┬ Best QB they ever had? (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) That's right, forgot APOEL. he's from Tallahassee too Who says this game is near death? ┬─┬ノ( ノ) (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) Oh God don't get PETA involved ! This is how you Summon them FREE S M ﾉ(ಠ_ಠﾉ)ﾉ(ಠ_ಠﾉ)ﾉ( ﾉ) What do I do with 7 Liu Beis? 3 are already G/R. Not so much funny as just dumb So no blowjobs or alcohol? (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ Mostly just irritated with new 52 and how they screwed up their history especially batman and his rogue gallery. Then they fucking kill batman and chop off Alfred's hand. (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ..do you.. like.. throw them away or re-season them.. or something..? The big "BJP" conveniently hides the original 'poor' in the poster. They love ruining the maps that I love? (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ I remember when my dads brother came to the states when I was in 2nd grade. I walked into the bathroom and he was squatting on the seat like the old school toilets in India. ( ) Like the "holy shit that's terrifying/sad" chills BC thank god abhi light hai, subha 6 hour ka cut that Can you? So you killed the stripper, too? Goddammit. TIL Texas is smaller than Connecticut, and that Russia is smaller than the U.S. And that Russia is somehow smaller than Alaska I wish bro, I'm here in Cali and my first sesh last night some dude was just staring like wtf u looking at? I can't tell if anything in this topic is sarcastic or not What the fuck is up with Franky's eyes ( )⊃━☆ Hmm... Your words confuse me, Dongtree. ( ) I don't want to hear that from a yasuo # ** ** (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) ( ) ┬─┬ノ( ノ) People are so mean about noses, my brother used to call me concord, my friend used to pretend my nose had its own gravataional field, and my ex lovveeed that i had something wrong my my fade, my nose. . My nose isnt even bad, but jesus did these comments give me bad self esteem... Dude.... (╯ ）╯︵ ┻━┻ ┬─┬ノ( ノ) I'll be a sex offender ( ), (unused), DL check for a wants and warrants check. I wonder what other FPS games OP has been playing